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Volume I.— No. I]

SATURDAY, APRIL 24, 1858.

[Price 2 Cents.

ALLIGATORS.

[From the New York Herald, of 1849.]

Chagres, New Granada, Jan. 2, 1849.

James Gordon Bennett : We left New York
amid the huzzas of friends, who bade us a most
affectionate adieu. The passengers are from
every section of the Union. There are men
of talent and high integrity among us. The
emigrants in the Crescent City have never
been excelled, always excepting the Pilgrim
Fathers. On leaving the Pier, I noticed
but two females, who waved their handker-
chiefs most gracefully, and imparted their
sweetest smiles. The stewardess is the only
female on board, who Is a legion, and has
contributed much to make us happy. Extra-
ordinary harmony has prevailed. All are
armed to the teeth, which warns us to respect
each other. I have not heard an unfriendly
■word since I left New York, nor seen a wry
face, save off Cape Hatteras and while cross-
ing the Gulf Stream in the trough of the sea,
with the wind blowing very hard. Christ-
mas was the sickest and saddest day of my
life. The Orescent was a perfect hospital.
All were sick, including some of the boat's
officers, and extending even to the crew. On
the first day out, the knives and forks rattled
like hail, but on Christmas, hardly a man made
his appearance at table. Such sighs and
groans, and anathemas of gold — such longing
for friends, and home and safety, and such
contortions as on that unhappy Christmas, I
have never seen. A countryman staggered
up and down the cabin, solemnly vociferating
that he had vomited a fragment of his liver,
and that he must soon die, and bade us all a
most doleful farewell, and besought us to
kindly remember him to his wife and child-
ren. But the surgeon came and analysed his
apparently ejected liver, which proved to be
a huge junk of beef which he swallowed the
day previous, without mastication. The same
verdant genius asked the Captain, during the
awful gale, what he would charge to turn
round and take him back to New York. The
Captain screamed, and swallowed a large cud
of tobacco, and seized a handspike and threat-
ened to dash the countryman's brains upon
the deck if he didn't go* below. Amid the
horrors of the hurricane, the gentle and cour-
ageous stewardess gave us gruel, for which
we rewarded her with a purse of gold. The
tempest was terrible. The ocean mountains
smote the frantic clouds, and the snowy spray
of the ocean vales resembled lakes ot "glitter-
ing silver. The Crescent's stern was muti-
lated, the bniwarks stove, the wheel-house
injured, and a man washed into the preca-

rious sea, who was miraculously rescued by
four daring men, whom 1 trust the Humane
Society will reward for their extraordinary
courage and humanity. His preservation
caused much joy on board, and those who
saved him have been lions since. "When 700
miles from Chagres, the thermometer was 95
in the shade on deck, and in the sun or cabin
the heat was almost intolerable. The intense
heat made us stare, and wonder what was in
store for us when we first mounted the fiery
steed of the equator. Some of the passengers
were very languid, and gasped for breath like
Peytona when leading Fashion a span on the
fourth heat. Chagres is the Five Points in
miniature, consisting of the very dregs of
filth, squalid penury and human degradation.
I have been reading Blunt's Coast Pilot, and
found on page 476 the following consolatory
narrative of Chagres and its ftvtal harbor, from
the pen of Captain G. Sidney Smith, of Her
Maje-ty's sloop Bastard : " Chagres is more
sickly than the same latitude on the coast
of Africa. The bar of Chagres harbor has
two and a-half fathoms on it at low water.
The entrance is rather difficult, and at all
times requires a fair wind, but when in you
are perfectly safe. (0, me! O, Jonah!) I
would not recommend its being entered if the
measure could possibly be avoided, or suffer
the boats to be there at night. It is, perhaps,
the most unhealthy place known. The Bas-
tard's cutter was, by stress of weather, ob-
liged to stay at night in the harbor. The
consequent loss was a Lieutenant and seven
men. Only one of the number attacked re-
covered. This happened between the 27th
and 30th of November, 1827." We approach-
ed Chagres this morning, amid torrents of
rain. The land for 20 miles was high and
undulating, with occasional bluffs towering
high above the general elevation, and rocks
some distance from the shore. The American
Consul arrived to-day, at Chagres, and in
crossing the Isthmus sunk into the mud
nearly up to his hat, mule and all. There
are about 50 huts at Chagres, with a popula-
tion of about 300. An alligator snapped at
our boat, near Moro Castle, while approach-
ing the shore, and we learn that the banks of
the river are literally covered with hideous
reptiles. The Castle is very dilapidated, and
about 200 years old, and has within its dis-
mal walls some 80 brass pieces, with no sol-
diers, and a family of natives. A large
sample of all the abominable reptiles with
which these fatal latitudes abound, lurk with-
in and around it. Board at Chagres is $5 per
day, in a common hut. We are about to

draw lots for the first opportunity of ascend-
ing the river. I shall endeavor to be fiitb-
ful in my narratives, during my entire pil-
grimage. Adieu.

STKPnEN H. Branch.

Latoon, twelve miles from Chagres,
6, P. M., in the doorway of a hut.

James Gordon Bennett: Four of us left
Chagres, at 12, M., to-day. in a canoe about
25 feet long, 3 feet wide, and 18 inches deep.
Our average weight is 160 pounds. We have
three boatmen averaging 140 pounds each.
Our baggage weighs about 800 pounds — total,
1,860 pounds. In high water, as now, in con-
sequence of heavy rains, the oarsmen paddle
against a current of six, miles. Our canoe
has a thatch covering composed of bamboo
leaves and canvass. You cannot sit upright
with a hat on, in the canoe, but must lie or
rest on your elbow. The thatch roof is about
two feet six inches from the bottom of the
canoe, and about eight feet long, under which
four of us sit and lie in a most uncomfortable
position, with the air very close, and ants,
and white, green and red spiders, and galli-
nippers, crawling all over us, with alligators
snapping at us occasionally (when we look
over the sides of the canoe), with now and
then a hideous water snake leaping into the
canoe, when nearly on its beam ends. The
rain has poured in torrents since we left, and
after " tea" (good heavens ! what tea !) at
the house, or hut, or hog-pen, of one of our
boatmen, at Latoon, embark for the night on
our journey towards Gorgona, Cruces and
Panama. The equator children are yelling
and squalling in the contiguous huts ; the pigs
are squealing; the hens and ducks cackling,
and the reptiles on the banks of the river are
breathing the most frightful sounds. Before
me is Jamaica rum, cocoa nuts, oranges,
lemons, sugar-cane and other poisonous sub-
stances, which my companions have eaten,
uid one of them has already had the gripes.
Latoon has some 20 huts. From Chagres to
this place I saw three or four residences on
rising ground, one of which, contrasted with,
the dismal scenery of the Chagres, looked ra-
ther pretty, which I espied while emerging
from the most sepulchral views I ever beheld.
Nearly all the fruits of the earth grow in wild
luxuriance on the banks of the Chagres, and
the atmosphere is the sweetest I ever iuhaled
— fragrant even unto poison. Birds of all
hues and o r all climes assemble here, and fill
the air with the most delightful music. And
yet, with all this to cheer the traveler of these
burning zones, the rain, sun, currents, aha-

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

dows unci malaria, and anacondas large as
trees, and the ceaseless chattering of monkeys,
and growls of panthers, and snaps of alliga-
tors, render the Chagres the most internal
river in the world. This is called the dry
Reason, and, so far, it lias rained or poured
about twelve times a day. The lightning is
so vivid and incessant as to produce the most
brilliant, yet frightful illumination of the
scenery and atmosphere, and the thunder
sounds like the crash of ten thousand worlds.
But I must close, as I now embark on my
solemn journey for the night. — Adieu,

Stei'ubn H. Bkanoh.

In my canoe, on the Chagres, Jan 4, 1849.

Our supper, last night, consisted of rice and
a stew of bad meat, with a sprinkling of all
tha fruits I have yet seen in Grenada I
smelt, hut did not eat a particle. My com-
rades ate freely, and they look blue this morn-
ing. The natives poison rats with goat milk
and pine apple combined, or with bananas
and brandy. Either of these combinations
will kill a man in about one hour, so I guessl
shall keep a bright guard on what goes into my
belly, which is rather loose and gripy to-day.
To continue long wet is a matter of death in
these latitudes, and if the bowels begin to de-
generate, you must say your orisons imme-
diately. A native died one hour before our
arrival, during the fifth shake of fever and
ague. On reaching the canoe, last evening,
to embark, we hailed it out, chopping up
and casting overboard some dozen water-
snakes, that had got into the canoe while at
tea. Last night was the hardest I ever passed.
It rained very hard, the monkeys chattered
in droves of thousands. Our boatmen sang
the most doleful songs all night Bull frogs
rent the air with their discordant sounds;
the snakes hissed, and the alligators brought
their jaws together so fiercely, as to make
even the forest tremble. Amid this frightful
scene, with the thermometer at 97°, pent up
in the veriest cubby hole you ever saw, where
we could not move or turn over without en-
dangering our lives by upsetting the canoe —
it was altogether a night of extreme suffering
to us all. We stopped at about two tins morn-
ing, at a hut on the borders of the river, where
being very sleepy, we took lodging for two
hours, for which, with three cups of coffee,
we gave $1 5(1, and departed at about five
o'clock. Our bed was a piece of cloth spread
on a bamboo floor, with a pillow about one
foot long and six inches wide. It was the
funniest pillow I ever saw, and we had hard
■work to keep our beads upon it. When the
natives supposed we were asleep, I heard
some of the rascals whispering about our as-
sassination, and I awoke my comrade from a
protound snore with asevere pinch and acrateh
with my long nails, when the glistening of our
weapons, and a whisper between ourselves,
and a slight movement towards arising amid
the total darkness, scattered the cowardly
assassins back to their hammocks, when we
arose, and descended the ladder stairs, and
paid our bill, and went to onr canoe. The
males and females nearly all smoke, and men.
■women, and children are nearly in a state of
nature. I heir apparel costs them very little,
and the green earth affords them, without
cultivation, every species of vegetable and
animal production.

Stephen II. Branch.

Cruces, and will, doubtless be the first canoe
in, and then we will try our luck over the
mountains to Panama. We have had a truly
awful time. The current ran against us in
some places at the rate of eight miles, and we
came near upsetting several times. The ther-
mometer is SHI this morning. 1 must close and
run to the canoe. I will write you wheu I
get to Panama, but doubt if you will get my
letters, as every tiling is uncertain. I have not
eaten tor twenty-two hours, and have been
lying wet in my canoe nearly ever since 1 left
Chagres. ftly health is good, but irregularity,
fatigue, and loss of sleep, affect me adversely,
but 1 shall strive to vanquish all impediments.
I have acquired more practical knowledge of
animate and inanimate nature, since I left you,
than I have attained in all my travels, but I
have paid dearly for my information. Poor
Columbus, Vespucius, Robinson Crusoe, and
Daniel Moon are constantly before my vision,
with whom I can truly sympathise, being like
them, a pioneer in the exploration of the
Western Hemisphere, and its adjacent isles.
I could drop a tear to-day, 1113' feeliugs are so
extremely pensive, and yet I wont, but, if
necessary, I'll yet brave tigers in their dens.
So, good bye.

Stephen H. Bkanoh.

Gomoka, Jan 5, 1819.
[St A. H .]
James Gordon Bennett: I thank God that
I have arrived at this infernal place, because
it is the least odious of all the mud holes be-
tween this and Chagres. Ours was the first
canoe into Gorgona. Money made our men
work for their lives. We are about to take
brexkiuit on the shore, and then pass on to

Pa.sama, New Grewada.

Sunday, Jan. 17, 1S49.
James Gordon Bennett : this being a very
interesting locality of the globe, at this time,
I will strive to transmit daguerreotype views
of what transpires. I stopped at Cruces one
night, where several died, whose graves were
dug by the natives (just, below the earth's
surface,) with little sticks and earthern bowls,
which is the custom of the country. In one
case, the grave was not dug long enough, and
the neck was broken by turning tbe head
over on the breast. I found several American
officers at Cruces, under the command of Gen-
eral Persifer F. Smith, who had proceeded to
Panama. Finding no mules in Cruces, I
wandered alone in the swamps in pursuit of
one, amid rain, lightning and thunder that,
shook tha deep foundations of the earth, and
made the alligators show their hideous jaws.
Through a flash of lightning, I discovered a
inujeiteer in the dark and deep perspective,
with whom, by signs and grim contortions, I
contracted for a mule. The tempest twi-
light passed, and the mild equator stars
emerged from their mysterious depths, and
guided myself and muletteer from the dismal
swamp. I learn from a passenger who has
just entered my apartment at the Americano,
that three emigrants were buried last night in
the mountains. Two more are supposed to be
dying at the French hotel. God only knows
where all this will end. An aged passenger
entered the gate of the city about three hours
since, whose locks were as white as the un-
trodden snow, crying, with uplifted arms:
"My children! my children! O God ! restore
my beloved children." lie looked and enact-
ed the character of Lear more perfectly than
I had ever seen it. The snow that fell on
Grandfather Whitehead and poor old Lear,
were only wanting to make it the most har-
rowing scene I ever witnessed. But unfortun-
ately, it has not snowed on the equator, since
the "advent of creation. The old man's chil-
dren arrived about. an hoursince, and I had the
pleasure of bathing the father of the flock with
brandy, which revived and exhilcrated him,
and made him dance before me quite a reel.
The old fellow really danced wonderfully ; I
think I never saw a man of his years step
round so lively, alter I washed bis exterior,
and especially Ids interior, with sparkling
brandy. The old man has just told me that
a person went from his canoe into a thicket
on the Chagres, and shot a monkey, when all
his tribe began to chatter wildly, and drop

from the trees upon him, and stole his bat,
and scratched, and bit him severely, and
finally, about 400 monkeys chased l.im into
the Chagres, where he liad to swim for his
life until he was rescued by his comrade*.
Although my brandy has made the old man
extremely loquacious and facetious, yet I be-
lieve his monkey story is as reliable as my
snake and alligator narratives.

(To be continued )

jstepfitn |). gkaiulu ^Uiptor.

NEW YORK, SATURDAY APEIL 24 1858.

Like Adam and Eve at the hymeneal altar,
contemplating the interminable generations
of sinners ; like Noah surveying the horrors
of the deluge; like Julius Caasar projecting
the passage of the Rubicon ; like the Chris-
tians braving the persecutions of the Jews-
like William Tell, with his bow and quiver,
hurling defiance at Gesler in the mountain
gorges of Switzerland ; like the great Colum-
bus going into a midnight storm in untraversed
latitudes; like the supernatural Washington go-
into into battle, on whose consummation the
liberty of the human race impends; likeNapole
on at Helena reviewing his wondrous reign; like
Andre and poor Orsini going to the scaffold, a-
mid the tears of their countrymen ; and like the
cheerful moon, in her ramble with romantic
lovers through summer skies and groves of
perfume, we calmly survey the horizon in our
virgin advent of to-day, although we discern
a snowy cloud that, resembles the terrific
monsoon. But as the impetuous sun darts
through infinitude, we shall soon dash among
the adversaries of integrity and patriotism,
and be as merciless as Jackson to the robbers
of the toiling masses, or to the cruel In-
dians, or to British tyrants.

"We have exhibited some old wares to-day, be-
cause a tried article, like a winter friend, wears
well. We did not deem it necessary to italicise ar-
ticle and wears. And to be more specific in the Ro-
man language, Alligators, Autobiography, William
Tell, and Worms, can never expire, but be as
eternal as the garments of nature.

Senator David C. Broderick challenged us to
fight a duel in 1848, and Congressman John B.
Haskins brought the challenge. The law might
cage us if we acknowledged our acceptance of t le
challenge, but we will permit Broderick or Has-
kins to declare if we stained the mantles of Gresn
and Perry of Rhode Island, whose gorgeous canopy
we first beheld.

"We shall soon give sketches of President. Buchan-
an, Mayor Tiemann, Comptroller Flagg, members
of the Common Council, the Supervisors, Ten Go-
vernors, Commissioners of Recoi d. Education, and
Emigration, and of our New York editorial breth-
ren, including their Secretaiies. James Watson
Webb being the eldest, we may start with him. We
shall also sketch the lives of the newspaper venders,
and give those the most immortal characters who
sell the most of our Alligators.

To the Metropolitan Police. — A large reward
will be paid to the policemen who will prove by
affidavits, or the poll lists, that Chief Mat6ell,
the Corporation Counsel, Register, County
Clerk, or Corporation Attorney, have voted for
municipal, state, or national officers, since the pro-
mulgation of our Brandon Report, on the aliens of
both hemispheres. As the County Clerk and Cor-
poration Attorney are formidable candidates for
Comptroller, it is "important to know if they have
been naturalized. We will bet they have not.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

Correspondents will address Stephen H. Branch
through the Post Office, whose editorial room will
be in a house, whose floor is the green earth, and
whose ceiling is the glittering dome of Heaven, un-
til his patronage will enable him to hire commodi-
ous apartments in the central business portion of
the city.

Our warm and graceful salutations to the editors
of New York, who clung to us in adversity, whom
we will love forever.

A Fuff of Merit without Charge. — "William
T. Brttt engraved our Alligator, whose wide-
spread jaws speak for themselves in tones of
thunder.

Advertisements are One Dollar a line. Tho
overshadowing Bonner cannot have a page, lest he
shoot the Alligator with our wadding.

We shall have no pictures for premature chil-
dren, save the omnipotent Alligator, who can de-
vour a lion, or swallow an eagle without contor-
tion.

The withered grass of Kansas not admitted in
the jaws of the Alligator, lest it lacerate his bowels
with black vomit.

Beware of alluring serpents in virtue's paths, and
save your money, and buy nourishment for your
wives and children.

"We shall commence, next week, the publication
of Alfred Carson's thunderbolts at the Common
Council of 1850.

Entered accordu g to Act of Congress, in the year 1867, by

STEPHEN H. BRANCH,

In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United

States for Uie Southern District of New York.

Life of Stephen H- Branch.

Mortals who write their lives are shy

01 crimes that ivouotl and make them sigh ;

But I'll disc ose my evil deeds,

Although my heart in sorrow bleeds.

1 was born in Providence, Rhode Island,
July 11, 1M3, and am the second son of Ste-
phen and Lucretia Branch. My mother was
my father's second wife. My father had four
wives, the last of whom survives.

Historians are liars, and gild distinguished
villains, whose political, religious, and military
views harmonize with their own. Autobiog-
raphers are liars, and beast of virtues they
never possessed, and conceal vices they always
cultivated. I shall divulge the whole story of
my funny and mournful career. I shall mean-
der life's comic and dismal stream, from the
earliest recollections of childhood to the pres-
ent hour, and moisten my manuscript with
tears of mirth and sadness, as my capers and
errors emerge from the mysterious realms of
memory. As I advance, the retrospect of my
freaks and follies may appal, but it shall not
deter me from its proclamation to the pres-
ent and coming generations. I desire to record
my frivolities and foibles, that youth and age
may avoid them as alligators, (with hideous
jaws distended,) in hot pursuit of their affright-
ed victims up the embankments of the Cha-
gres, and into the tallest trees.

I did not inherit my peccadilloes, as I can-
not discover a notorious sinner among my
ancestors for nearly two centuries. My father
was one ot the purest men I ever knew, and
his deeds are inscribed on the archives of
Rhode Island, in letters that can never be ef-
faced. Although the minds of my parents
had a beautiful symmetry, yet I can trace my
eccentricity to their parents, who were as
strange as Diogenes in his tub, or Zantippe in
the streets of Athens torturing poor Socrates.

Mrs. Grey was my first school-marm, and
Mr. Hill my first school-master, followed by
Miss Latham, Mr. Shaw, Pettis, Osborne,
Record, Hammond, Gregg and Ainsworth,
all of whom I terribly tormented. Although
my mother died before I was seven years old,
yet I remember the trouble I gave her, and

bow 1 cried when the messenger came to the
Bchool-house, and told me of her sudden death,
and how my father and aunt Lucy wept on
my arrival home. My father's third wile was
my first step-mother, and although she was
very kind, yet there was a melancholy vacuum
in my home, and at eight years old, I sought
diversion at the circus and theatre, and resolv-
ed to be a circus-rider, and ground and lofty
tumbler. But a fall from my horse while
standing on one leg, and serious bruises while
striving to turn summersets, disgusted me with
the circus, and 1 determined to be an actor,
and carried the wardrobes of the actors lo and
from the theatre, for which I was admitted
free. But my father heard of it, and told me
not to visit the theatre again. But I went,
and he gently whipped me. On the next
night, brother Albert accompanied me to the
theatre, and while I was wildly screaming at
the Dromios, father entered the pit and seized
me, amid the convulsions of the audience and
actors. On arriving home, he took us down
cellar, and began to rope Albert, who in-
stantly bellowed : " O, my salt rheum ! O,
spare "my salt rheum!" Father then grabbed
me, and I cried : " O, my boils ! O, spare my
boils !" when he roped me in a fresh spot, and
did not cease until he gave me my own chas-
tisement and Albert's too, and I never let
Ally go with me to the theatre again, as my
own licking was about as much as I could
endure. But I derided father's castigation,
and the following night, I retired at nine
o'clock to my bed-room, in the second story,
and tied a rope to' the bed-post, and, at the
peril of my life, descended the house front-
ing the yard, and went to the theatre, and
about midnight ascended the house, and haul-
ed in the rope, and went to bed. In about a
week, John Horsewell got locked out, and I
invited him to ascend the rope and sleep with
me, to which he readily assented. In the
morning, I did not rise at my usual hour, and
father came to ascertain the cause, when he
heard John Horsewell snoring like thunder
under my bed. He looked, and discovered
John, and grabbed him by the hair, and spank-
ed him most awfully, and while spanking poor
John, I jumped from the bed, and seized my
clothes, and ran down stairs, and did not st(jp
until I got into the barn, where I dressed my-
self, and went to school without my breakfast.
After school, I prowled around the house until
father left for his place of business, and
then went into the house and ate my dinner
I took an early tea and went to bed ; but
father soon cams home, and into my bed-
room and severely spanked me, and struck me
several times with the very rope with which
I had descended and ascended the house, mut-
tering something about one Hainan of old,
while he roped me. I then exchanged a top
for a fi>hing-line, and told my brother William,
that if he would tie one end of the line to his
little toe, and throw the other out of the win-
dow, so that I could pull it and arouse him
from his midnight slumber, to softly unlock
the door and let me in after the theatrical
performance, that I would let him tie the fish-
ing-line to my little toe on alternate nights
while he went to the theatre. This plot was
successful for about two weeks, when some
boys on their return from night-school, came
into our yard to get some waterfrom our well.
After one of the boys had enjoyed a delicious
draught of water from our bucket, his keen
eyes rested on the plummet at the end of the
fishing-line, which he seized, and began to
pull without success; when he jerked it so
hard, as to snap the line, with cries of fire and
murder in the second story. Himself and lit-
tle comrades seized their scholastic lanterns,
and scampered for their lives. Oneofthem was
caught by a faithful watchman and brought
into our yard, when my father escorted them
up stairs, where brother william was welter-

ing in blood that flowed from his toe and nose,
and from bruises he received while running
and tumbling over chairs and tables, and other
bed-room utensils, when the boy gave his last
terrible jerk of the fish-line. The boy and
watchman now departed, and father put salve
on "William's toe, and checked the copious ef-
fusion of blood from his nose, and bathed his
wounds with water and apple-jack, and put
him to bed with a solitary but tremendous
spank, with a promise of more when his dis-
located toe was set and healed. Father then
took his ambush position in the yard, and
awaited my arrival from the theatre. 1 softly
opened and closed the gate, and while feeling
for the plnmmit, he suddenly grabbed me, and
nearly scared me into the eternal world. He
then led me into the barn, and illuminated the
stable lantern, and took off my pants, and
spanked me with the curry-comb until the
blood spurted in his face, and the horse snort-
ed and kicked him so hard that he had to
arouse and send brother Albert for a surgeon
to dress the fearful wound. I always blessed
the humane and intelligent old horse for kick-
ing father, aud thus saving my blood and
bones, and I so intensely loved the noble ani-
mal, that I stole father's oats, and fed him
until he got so fat that I dared not give him
more lest his belly would explode, and the
oats fall out, and my theft be discovered. Af-
ter my last trouncing, I became disgusted with
the theatre, and resolved to go no more to
witness such nonsense. Soon afterwards, I
told John Horsewell that for a dozen marbles,
I would give him some of my father's corn,
that would parch as white as snow, and as
round as hail,

And would pop as high
As the pretty sky.

John assented, and we went up stairs to the
attic, where fatherkept his corn. John brought
his father's rainy hat, so that he could get
much corn, and while I was filling it, I heard
footsteps on the lower stairs that closely re-
sembled father's. John's hat was about half
full, and when I put it on his head, it sunk so
far as to require both his hands to keep it
above his eyes. We met father on the garret
stairs, when John boldly looked up into his
face, (with corn pouring down over both ears,)
and gravely exclaimed : " Mr. Branch, I aint
got no corn." Father uplifted the hat, and
down went about two quarts of horse corn on
poor John's head. I crawled between father's
legs, and was at the bottom of two pairs of
>tairs in ahouttwo strides, and away 1 tlew to
the woods, about two miles distant, and did
not return for two days, fearing that father
would murder me for stealing corn so soon
after my rope and fishing-line, and theatrical
operations. When I next saw John, he com-
plained of a sore back and legs, and declared
that father grabbed and wrenched a handful
of bis posterior pants clean off, and tore hair
enough from his skull to render it slightly
bald. I trembled at this intelligence, but I
got cold and hungry, and went home to take
my licking, but my step-mother was ill, and
she ardently plead my cause, and father for-
gave me.

{To he continued.)

Stephen H. Branch's Farewell to his
Country,

[Prom the New York Daily Times, of 1856.]
Although I have traveled all over the globe, and
have no desire to rove again, yet I am constrained
to forever leave my beloved country. You may
not mourn over my departure, but I leave you
with painful emotions and apprehensions. I would
linger, and toil, and die among you, but your fana-
ticism drives me to foreign skies. The noble deeds
of my father and his sires are inscribed on the civil
and military archives of Rhode Island, whose vir-

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

tues I would imitate and consecrate to the glory
of my whole country ; but your reckless tendency
towards disunion, with all its horrors, forces me to
abjure my native land, nnd the hallowed tomb
erected by my lamented father for the eternal re-
pose of liis immediate posterity. Go on, then, yo
fanatics and devils of all sections, to your hearts'
content, in your apo»tacy to the living and depart-
ed patriots of your distracted and divided country.
Stop not unlil your wives and children run wild
through streets and fields of blood, and this whole
land is a pile of bleeding and burning ruins. Go
on ye incarnate fiends in your bloody enterprise,
until the mounds of your fathers are divested of
their fragrant verdure, and are trampled by foreign
marauders, who wildly gloat over your impending
snicide. An irresistible horde of demagogues and
vampires, and fanatics and lunatics, are at the
throats of the American patriots, and threaten
them with strangulation and utter annihilation.
Go on, then, ye demons of hell, and tear to frag-
m nts the glorious Constitution that was created
by Washington, Greene, Jefferson, Madison, Ham-
ilton, Warren, Franklin, Adams, Lafayette and
Kosciusko, and nobly defended by Jackson, Perry,
Taylor, Webster, Clay, Calhoun, Harrison, Grogan,
Decatur, (and the living Scott), whose sighs and
tears, and expiring energies, were consecrated to
it3 eternal duration. Go on, then, ye slimy vul-
tures, in your ruthless desecration of their graves,
until despotic soldiers line our streets and frontiers,
and stab the patriots who breathe the enchanting
word of liberty. Go on, I say, in your inhuman
Bacrilege, but I will fly to Switzerland, in whose
deep mouutain glades I will strive to efface that I
was born and reared among the gang of consum-
mate fools and knaves who now level their rifles
at the race of noble birds that have graced the
American skies for nearly a hundred year's. Go
on, then, ye dastard traitors, in your bloody demo-
lition, but i will go and Sve and die in the kind cf
William Tell, whose fair posterity evince a
purer fidelity to their remotest ancestors, than
those pernicious monsters whose infernal madness
will soon surrender the bones of Washington and
Jackson to the despots of Europe, whose shafts
they foiled, until they went down, with tottering
footsteps, into their immortal graves. Farewell,
then, ye crazy parricides — farewell, ye Burrs and
Arnolds — and when you have consigned your de-
luded countrymen to all the horrors of anarchy and
eternal despotism, think of the humble admonitions
of one who, rather than behold the downfall of
his beautiful and glorious country, sought peace,
and succor, and a mausoleum in the mountains of
Switzerland, once traversed by William Tell and
his gallant archers, who created a love of liberty
that has survived the flight of centuries, and which
can never be subdued by foes without, nor fools
within, her borders. In my voluntary exile, I will
implore God to visit you with His displeasure,
through the withering curses of your children, and
their posterity to the remotest age, for destroying
the liberties of their country, which you should
bequeathe to them as they came to you from your
illustrious fathers, whose sacred and silent ashes
you dare not visit and contemplate at this fearful
crisis, amid the pure and tranquil solitudes of the
patriotic dead lest the memory of their heroic
deeds and sacrifice should remind you of your hell-
ish treason, and paralyze your hearts, and smite
your worthless bodies to the dust, and consign your
pallid livers to undying torture. Although these
admonitions are inscribed in tones of burning scorn,
yet they emanate from a bosom that glows with
love for my bewildered countrymen. And my last
request is, that every patriotic father will gather
his littlo flock around him at evening shades, and
read this parling admonition in a clear and feeling
voice, and then kneel before the God of nations, and
implore Him to preserve their liberties, with a
blessing on the humble author of this production,
in his unhappy seclusion in a distant land. I would
write more, but gushing tears blind my vision, and
swell my heart with dying emotions.
Affectionately,

Stephen H. Branch.
New York, May 30, 1856

[From the New York Times, of 1S55]

Stephen H. Branch on Worms,— The Ver-
micular Theory of Greatness.— Subdued
Sea-Serpents — Alligators Outdone
Look out for a Rise iri the price of Ver-
mifuges-

To tlie Editor of the New York Daily Times :

Some men donate or construct public and
private institutions for the public applause
while living, while others write the sunny side
of their lives from motives of fame and accu-
mulation. I shall leave both sides of my career
for the historian after I have departed for the
spirit hind.

Since my return from Europe, with the
Brandon Register, with little Geprgy Matsell
recorded therein, (as having been baptised and
received into the Church in 1811, which cor-
responds with his own oath before the Police
Committee, that he was born in 1811 — stick
a pin here,)— I have been violently assailed by
journals in the Matsell interest, published on
the Five Points, who attack me for sins com-
mitted while I had a superabundance of mis-
chievous worms in youth and early man-
hood, and while I was shattering wild oats
rather profusely over ray father's field.

No man lives who would not gladly efface
every oat he sowed during the fervors and ex-
hilerations of boyhood and early manhood.
But the deliberate perjury of full-grown man-
hood can only be effaced through long years
of retired and tearful contrition. By unceas-
ing supplication, the wilderness may ultimate-
ly hide from scorn the cool and premeditated
perjurer; but no man exists who would not
blot from the living and eternal records whole
rows of wild oat hillocks; and no infant who
has not premature teeth, to bite and snarl at
their nurses, and to scream and raise Beelze-
bub all oigi ■ ,,., lhll
have a profusion of worms, and a nature lit-
erally suffused with sharp vinegar and aqua-
fortis, with two or three little devils in his
stomach — no infant or boy without these
hateful qualities ever make much stir in the
world. And if, in the morning of life, we do
not reflect Vesuvius in our eyes, and belch
lava and brimstone from our mouths, we sel-
dom effect much in the great scuffle of lite,
nnd go down to our graves with Miss Nancy
inscribed at the bead and tail of our grassy
mounds.

Man, like a horse, must have mettle, and
plenty of it, with an immense bottom, or he
cannot expect to contend with the fiery steeds
of the turf and the forum. And, above all, a
man must have a crop or two of worms at 40.
All men have more worms in their bellies than
they are aware of, (or their physicians, either,)
and some have quarts.

But they must not keep the old crop too
long. Worms must come and go with the
seasons, or they will produce incarcerated
wind, which often produces apoplexy and par-
alysus. Nervous dyspepsia also arises from an
old crop of worms and a pent-up ttaiosbhere.
1 got rid of eleven worms, ten inches long,
about two years since, and I have been losing
my energy and courage ever since. I caught
the rascals thus : While in a bath-room one
day, I siw something very mysterious. I ap-
plied a lighted cigar to its bead or tail, (for it
was sharp at both ends,) and I observed a
slight movement. I touched it at the other
end, and it moved in an opposite direction. I
then struck a match, which I applied to its
middle, when, lpl it was a worm, and alive
and kicking. It died in about two minutes
by Shrewsbury clock. I began immediately
to take worm seed, and the following day I
discovered five worms, one of which was tied
in a perfect knot. The last worm I discovered
was very small, which satisfied me that it was
the last of his race. T think I always had

whole generations of worms up to this last
little scamp, and I kept him to transmit to my
posterity. For, when coming home from school
one day, I pulled on a worm until I could pull
no longer, and got another boy to pull him
entirely out. And when I beheld the mon-
ster on the ground, I ran home for my life,
and before I got home, a thunder storm arose
and terrified me almost to death.

Worms, doubtless, are the source of impulse.
And impulsive persons have more or less
worms, and never less than a pint. And very
impulsive persons have not less than a quart.
Matsell is nearly as fat as Daniel Lambert,
and has about two gallons of colossal worms.
And these miserable worms conquer us when
living and dead. They have been my masters
all my days They have produced the dark
spots in my history, over which I have drop-
ped many a tear, and over which I shall weep
until I get down into my extremely narrow
and tranquil and undying abode.

Worms produce the evil in the history of
all men, and yet they are prolific of infinite
g 1. When they violently dart from extrem-
ity to extremity, and come up and look over
the tongue, and dart back to the sweet bowels'
depths, and squirm most horribly for their reg-
ular food, a man swells with uneonquer ible
fear, and can face the cannon's mouth, and
the devil himself, and people call him a cour-
ageous patriot, — -when worms achieved every
battle that was ever won. Napoleon had a
most ungodly quantity of worms, and in their
constant pecking at his liver, they finally pro-
duced a cancer of which he died. Worm« did
not start Patrick Henry's eloquence until he
was forty years old. Jackson, too, had worms,
that made his eye flash like a rifle and his
voice drown the cannon. Jackson's worms, in
early life, elicited a passion for horse-racing
and ( ' ' Ions

as "by the Eternal." But as soon as the
worms left him he lost his nerve, and joined
; the Presbyterians. The worms of Julius Caa-ar,
at the verge of the Rubicon, were asleep over
a hearty meal, but during his protracted con-
templation of its passage, they suddenly awoke,
; and over he went with gigantic strides, and
; established Brandon, in the eastern counties
1 of England, where little Georgy Matsell was
born. Worms incarcerated Lafayette and
Louis Napoleon, and worms made Eve tempt
I Adam, and Cain kill Abel, and are the source
of the rise and fall of empires, and of all the
good and evil that exist. And Shakspeare's
worms got hungry one day, aad he went out
on a poaching excursion, and thereby lost his
honor, and had to fly from the dear scenes of
his youth. But a fresh crop of worms, and
their subsequent generations, directed a pen
that will entwine his memory around and
within the body, flesh, blood, bones and mar-
row of the solitary being who beholds the
orbs of night and day forever close their bril-
liant eyes on a numerous, funny, and mysteri-
ous race of worms that have so long defaced,
and pollni awled through earth, oea

and air, leaving 1 their nanscous slime behind.
Respectfully, Stephen H. Braxoh.

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Volume I— No. 2.]

SATURDAY, MAY 1, 1858.

[Price 2 Cents.

Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1657, by

STEPHEN H. BRANCH,

In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United

States for the Southern District of New York.

Life of Stephen H- Branch.

John Horsewell was a poor boy, and had
duck legs. My brother William was taller
and older than John, and had a new suit of
clothes, with which I clad John from head to
foot. Bill's hat and boots were too large for
John, and his coat on John nearly grazed the
ground. I put on my Sunday suit, and off we
went to Boston, forty miles distant. We quar-
relled on the road, in a deep wood, and I de-
manded John to take off Bill's clothes, at
which he called me hard names, and I left
him, and directed my steps towards Provi-
dence, leaving him reclining on the embank-
ment of the forest road. 1 wandered half a
mile at a quick and revengeful pace ; but as
twilight was approaching, and I heard the
bark of a dog, with lungs of thunder, I be-
came alarmed, and hurried back to John, and
craved his pardon, and we lingered uutil the
stage arrived, when we took passage for Bos-
ton, reaching the Marlboro' Hotel at midnight.
Mr. Barker was the host, and, on our inquiry
for lamps to retire, he exclaimed: " Who are
you, and whence came you ?" John was dis-
concerted, but I was cool, and replied : " Our
names are Branch and Horsewell, and we are
from Providence." " Did you visit Boston
with the permission of your father and
mother ?" " No, sir." " You ran away, then ?"
'' No, sir; we walked away." "What can
you do in Boston in your clouts?" "Learn a
trade, sir." " Have you any money ?" "Forty
cents, sir." " Bob : Take these brats to your
room, and make a bunk on the floor, and lock
the door, and watch their movements closely
until morning, when I will put them in the
poor house or county .jail." And off we
tramped to bed, up four flights of stairs, and
were locked in until Bob came to bed, when
we snored terribly, pretending to be in a doze
so profound, that a cannon could not arouse us.
John cried all night, and at daylight we
crawled softly from our hard nests, while Bob
was asleep, and softly turned the key, and de-
scended the stairs in our stockiugs, and fled
for our lives. We went to the market, and
got a cheap breakfast, and then sought the
theatre, where we saw Mac Cready announced
as " Hamlet." We ardently desired to go,
but had not sufficient money ; and away we
trudge to Brattle street, and exchange our
new clothes for worthless rags, with five dol-
lars besides. We then return to the theatre,
and linger on its steps until the performance

begins, when we purchase tickets, and rush,
with about forty negroes, up stairs into the
gallery, like a gang of maniacs, (so wild was
our common joy,) where we witness a vast
plain of woolly heads that resemble the
Black Sea. The heat was intense, and we
perspired like cotton slaves, and the stench
was as intolerable as cholera malaria. During
the day, we engaged lodgings with a little col-
ored barber, opposite the theatre, for nine-
pence each a night. At the close of the per-
formance we thumped a long period before he
let us in, and then we found him partially in-
toxicated. In the morning, we strolled on the
Common, and John became homesick, and be-
sought me to return to Providence ; and he
cried and implored so hard, that I yielded ;
and while engaging our passage, a young man
named James Baker recognised us, and desir-
ed ine to remain in Boston under his protec-
tion, to which I assented, but John departed
for Providence. I went to board with Jim
Baker in Theatre Alley, with Mrs. Charnnck,
a superannuated actress, aud afterwards at the
Sun Tavern and other places, for which we
did not pay our board, and walked to Salem,
where I wrote to father for money, which he
sent me, and I returned to Providence. He
received me with intense affection, and I
wept with commingled joy and sorrow at my
return, and his anguish at my dishonorable
absence. At about ten years old, John Horse-
well and myself stole some pigeons from Dex-
ter Spencer's barn, and we were caught with
them in our hats. Father took my hand, aud
led me to the wharf, where ships could float,
and suspended me over the water, until I had
a slight fit, when he carried me home. It was
baking day, and aunt Lucy was very angry
because he did not drown me, awl in her
wrath, while he was absent, she took out the
pies and brown bread, and put me in the oven
head foremost, and nearly baked me. A few
seconds more in the oven, and I would have
smothered. I told father when he came to
dinner, and he boxed Aunt Lucy's ears severe-
ly, and demanded her to instantly surrender
the dress and bonnet he gave her the day pre-
vious. But she cried so hard, and wrung her
hands so piteously, that he soon restored them,
lest she would have cramps in the stomach,
with which she was often dangerously afflict-
ed, through her excessive fondness for cheese
and hard-shell clams, of which she often ate
until she could scarcely breathe. A month
later, I stole some peaches and currents from
Captain Prouds' garden, and oldjunk and iron
from the ship yards. Father was a Justice of
the Peace, and took me to jail, and put me in a

cell ; but I screamed so fearfully, that he re-
stored me to liberty in about five minutes ;
and when I emerged from the dungeon, I
sprang upon his bosom, and kissed him as ten-
derly as a cow laps her calf, and I also kissed
the turnkey, whose keys terribly scared me.
I soon went to a country boarding school, and
terrified the farmers for miles around, who
petitioned father to come after me, who visit-
ed the unsophisticated countrymen, and strove
to tranquilise their nerves with the assurance
that I would not contaminate their children,
nor desolate their fields and orchards, and
that it was the crows and not me that pilfered
their early crops of frnits and vegetation.
But they shook their heads, and besought him
to restore the wonted quiet and confidence of
the parish, by my iuunediate departure for
some distant region. Father succumbed, and
we left for Providence, where I became the
very youthful clerk of Norman White, who is
now an extensive type and paper merchant in
Beekman street, with whom I remained until
I left for New York with Jim Baker in the
steamer Washington, Captain Bunker, con-
cealing ourselves in the water closets nntil the
boat passed Newport, when we appeared on
deck, and strutted as boldly and proudly as
Robert Macaire and his companion. But the
Captain soon discovered us to be impostors,
and made us pass pine wood to the firemen for
our passage. Jim was older and stronger than
me, and the Captain and first mate made him
work like a slave; but I was seasick, and
vomited dreadfully all over the deck, and the
firemen, and passengers ; and as the Cap-
tain slowly passed me, I belched a copious
volley of the most bitter bile plumply in his
face, for which he severely shook me, and
made me express my sorrow for the dire cala-
mity and apparent insult, and drove me down
below, where I implored the Cook to throw me
overboard, and relieve me from my deathly
sickness. The nigger Cook laughed uproar-
iously over my misfortunes, aud declined my
request, and brought me a stew composed of
pork, molasses, and onions, for my dinner;
and, as I smelt, and inhaled, and gazed upon
the nauseous dish, I let fly a torrent of bile
into the darkey's face, who run for his life,
and molested me no more during the voyage,
and I never saw Sambo again. We arrived in
New York, at Fulton market, and went to
Holts' Eating House, and ate heartily, and Jim
Baker went in pursuit of work as a segar
maker, and I tagged on behind. He got em-
ployment, and we boarded in Fulton street,
near Broadway. I soon got a situation as tar
keeper, with Mr. Saunders, in Laurens street,

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

next to the theatre, and soon .afterwards went
a few doors above, in the basement, as bar-
tender for Mr. Oilman. I then became a
waiter in a New York and Albany steamboat,
and afterwards in a Hartford steamer. I then
went to an Intelligence office (whose proprietor
strove to cheat me), and for 50 cents got asitua-
tion with Win. Chapman, No. 60 Pine street,
at $2 a -week, and boarded in Water street,
near Beekman. Wm. II. Stansbury was Mr.
Chapman's book-keeper, who left soon after I
came, and went with James Brooks, of the
" New York Express," as book-keeper, wherehe
is now. Thiswasin 1826. My duties consisted
in helping William Chapman softly draw his
coat over his rheumatic shoulders, and going
to the Post Office, and copying letters. 1 told
Mr. Chapman that I had to pay two dollars a
week for board, and that he must increase my
salary, or I could not remain. He said that
he could get a boy for less than two dollars a
week, and I left him, and got a place with two
brothers, named Morton, in Front street, for
two dollars and twenty-five cents a week.
While passing the sailor hat store of Mr.
Leary, Mr. Leary's mother called me into the
store, and said : " Little boy, if you will take
this bottle, and go to the grocery and get me
some gin, I will give you some pennies."
When I returned with the gin, she asked me
if I would like to be a clerk for Mr. Leary. I
said that I would come for my board and
clothes. She told me to call in the evening
and arrange the compensation with Mr. Leary,
who would then be in the store. I did so,
and on the following day I told the Messrs.
Morton that I must leave them, as two dol-
lars and twenty-five cents a week could not
buy my food and clothes, and pay for washing
my two shirts and two pairs of stockings. Mr.
Leary, his wife, mother, children, and myself,
were packed like pork in two small rooms in
the rear of the store, which were used as
kitchens, bed-rooms, parlors, wash-rooms and
everything else, which rendered the atmos-
phere slightly dense and foggy, and perhaps
impure, and in the night we often had
skull collisions, and tumbled over each
other, which strongly resembled a rough and
tumble cabin scene in a terrific storm. I
might have endured all this, but to make
fires, open store, sell hats to drunken sailors,
run errands, and take care of squalling chil-
dren, so taxed my patience, and wasted my
pale and naturally delicate form, that I resolv-
ed to leave instanter, and, with the Pilgrim's
heavy burden, away I flew in pursuit of em-
ployment. Mr. Leary now keeps a hat store in
the Astor House, whose boys are wealthy mer-
chants in Exchange Place, whom I often re-
mind of the days when I bore them in my
arms, and spanked them when they squalled.
From Leary's I went to the Harpers in Cliff
street, and was placed in the pressing and
folding room, in the upper story. I boarded
with Fletcher (the youngest of the Harpers)
in Batavia street, between James and Roose-
velt. The firm then consisted of John, James,
and Wesley Harper. Fletcher was the fore-
man of the composing room, (where I was
ultimately placed), who corrected my earliest
errors in the printer's stick— and a precious
job he had of it — consuming more of his valu-
able time than my composition was worth.
Fletcher was a fireman, and recently married,
and rather wild, and had two children, one of
whom was the partner of Raymond, Wesley and
Jones, of the "New York Daily Times" at the
origin of that Journal, whom I often fondled in
my arms in his infancy, who was a very pretty
child, though rather lively for one so extreme-
ly young, whose extraordinary vivacity I at-
tributed to worms. Wesley narper was in-
comparably modest and susceptible in those
days, and visited and married a lady residing
with Fletcher, who was connected with his
wife. While they were courting up stairs,

the servant girl, myself, and other appren-
tices often annoyed them with our fanny
tricks ; hut Wesley and Fletcher did not dare
complain of us to John and James Harper, as
the courtship of Wesley was without the
knowledge of the elder Harpers. The ser-
vant of Fletcher imparted to us this precious
secret, and we long teased the timid lovers
with impunity, in which the mischievous
servant participated with great hilarity.
(To be continued to the mournful eve of our last gasp )

Steven f. grsncjj's Jtlliptor.

NEW YORK, SATURDAY, MAY 1, 1858:

Listen! — On Saturday last we arose with
the glorious sun, and went to our printing
office, and found the printer's devil asleep in
his dingy bunk. We applied a bodkin, and he
sprang at us like a tiger. We grappled, and
discovering that he had an Editorial Alligator
by the throat, he released his grasp. We then
banged the gong, and the printers appeared,
like the imps in Robert the Devil, from the in-
fernal regions. We then placed our leviathan
form on the press, and lit the faggots, and
puff, puff, went the machinery, like the drums
and trumpets in Musard's Express Train Gal-
lop. We filled our carpet bag with Alligators,
and flew like a whirlwind to the wholesale
newspaper merchants in Beekman, Nassau,
and Ann streets, where we found a plumed
battalion awaiting the advent of the Alligator.
The wholesalers, and retailers, and newsboys
approached us in platoons, and clasped our fer-
vent bauds until they squeezed them into icicles,
and we cried for quarter, and returned to our
printing office, for another carpet bag of Alli-
gators, which we sold on our way to Ann
street, and returned again, and again, and yet
again, for Alligators, until the weary sun re-
tired to his downy bed in the bleak peach and
potato fields of^the Jerseys. Our printing
office was besieged throughout the day, for
Alligators, and on our return from Ann street
the second time, we found our office stairs so
thronged with applicants for Alligators, that
we had to meander a dark alley, and ascend a
ladder, and enter our office through a window.
During the day, several bloody collisions trans-
pired on the stairs, between the newsboys, in
their struggles for the Alligators, as they
emanated from our electric presses; and in one
of the desperate conflicts, the Police were sum-
moned to preserve the public peace. And, alto-
gether it was a most laborious and exciting
day for us, and at early twilight we were
weary and worn, and retired soon after the
curfew strains expired on the evening air.
But we had an awful nightmare, in which we
soliloquised in tones so stentorian, (about news-
boys and Alligators,) as to arouse and terrify
a venerable nervous gentleman in the next
apartment, who thought we were either fight-
ing or dying, and he rapped against the wall
with his poker until he awoke us. While on
the eve of our emergence from the nightmare,
we dreamed that a colossus spider was de-
vouring our proboscis, at which we levelled a
Hyer blow,

When pure hlood oozed from our nose,
Like water from Sikeay's hode,

which aroused us, and we darted into the bath
room, and applied the healing Croton without
effect, and had to dam our nostrils with putty,
which checked the copious effusion of blood,
but which made ns talk in nosy and twangy
accents. In about an hour, the putty became
thoroughly saturated and drippy, and we had
to make fresh applications, and ultimately
the putty dam was victorious. But our eyes
are rather crimson, and we have fearful rum-
bling sounds in our ears, resembling distant
thunder, and the bugle in the mountains, and

we fear our nostrils are in a state of inunda-
tion, and that our blood will effect a passage
through our eyes or ears, and rush wildly into
the open air. But we checked the blood,
and leaped into our couch, and off we went,
like a patriotic rocket, into a slumber like
that of the pure and sweet Annua, in the
chamber of Rudolpbo, and was no farther mo-
lested with horrible dreams of the newsboys
and Alligators.

Fra Diavolo and his Italian Brigands.

Three hundred and sixteen thousand dollars
have been drawn from the Municipal Trea-
sury, for printing the worthless Records of the
County Clerk's office, and nearly as much for
the Register's Records. Who got the $550,000
for which there is nothing valuable to show?
Can the smooth, and glossyj and sweetly-
scented Connolly, or Wetmore, (or Busteed
and his kinsman, Doane,) or Nathan, or Nelson
tell us ? Of course they can, as they were the
corrupt disbnrsers of this prodigious plunder.
Speak, then, ye infernal robbers of the toiling
millions, whom ye bamboozle, and starve, and
disease, and jam, and ram, and smother in cel-
lars and attics and tenement houses, and whose
devoted wives and virgin daughters you drive
unto prostitution for food ami rent and medi-
cine and apparel. You consummate these per-
nicious wrongs and oppressions through your
Janus and Judas professions of democracy,
which no more resemble Jefferson's, Madi-
son's, Calhoun's and Jackson's political creed,
than your sleek hair, and fancy apparel, and
thievish propensities resemble the simple garb
and integrity of those democratic legions,
whose votes you literally steal through your
honied political heresies, and the lavish ex-
penditure of the very money you steal from
the people, through such jobs as the Record
printing. With fast horses, wines, and costly
gluttony, and daubed all over with pomatum,
you revel high in your dazzling Persian Pa-
vilions, whose construction and gilded furni-
ture, and luscious viands, are stolen directly
from the honorable and deluded millions.
These are truths, and we will proclaim them
from the steeples of the metropolis, and strive
to arouse a people who slumber on the con-
fines of volcanoes, while thieves, and rapes,
and incendiaries, and midnight assassins are
softly crawling towards their throats. Your
perjured alienage we might extenuate, but
your robbery of the honest and laborious
masses we will expose and combat, if wo rot
in the dungeons of Blackwell's or Sing Sing.
The purest editors of this thievish age are too
pliable, and politic, and mercenary for the
public welfare ; but we will dissect your rob-
bery, if we are crucified with spikes, and our
limbs are chopped and hacked with a butcher's
axe, and our flesh, blood, bones and marrow-
burned to cinders, and our ashes cast upon the
whirlwind for annihilation. The axe and faggot
we defy. God only do we fear. So, come on, ye
teeming caverns of infernal thieves, and seize,
and incarcerate, and butcher, and strive to
annihilate our mortal scabbard, but you shell
not have the soul, which will elude your
wicked and revengeful grasp, and have eternal
succor in the realms of purity and bliss, if, in
its mortal pilgrimage, it be true to God and
his pilfered, oppressed, and misanthropic chil-
dren.

Ice Cream.

Under the genial, affable, and generous Jo-
seph Gales, of the National Intelligencer,
James Watson Webb is the senior editor of our
country, and James Gordon Bennett is close
at his heels, whose venerable and majestic
forms will soon descend the dismal steps of
the tomb, and their extraordinary souls ap-
pear in the awful presence of a Judge, from
whom there is no appeal. Solemn thought I

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

and almost paralysing in its contemplation.
Webb was born in America, and Bennett on
the mountains of Scotland, where one of his
parents survives, to enjoy the success and pro-
tection of her faithful son. With James Wat-
son Webb we never exchanged a word, which
we can scarcely realise in view of our intimate
relations, for twenty years, with other metro-
politan editors. But with James Gordon Ben-
nett we have had the closest relations, and we
proclaim, with no ordinary emotions of plea-
sure, that he has treated us more like a brother
than a stranger. In our memorable mnemotech-
nic controversy with Professor Francis Fauvel
Gouraud, in 1843, when almost every editor
in America was arrayed against us, and eter-
nal ruin seemed inevitable, James Gordon
Bennett came to our rescue, and, with George
W. Kendall, of the New Orleans Picayune,
George D. Prentice, of the Louisville Journal,
and Mrs. Walters, of the Boston Transcript,
we were sublimely victorious in that scholas-
tic disputation. In consideration of his mag-
nanimous conduct, we wrote to the Herald
about one hundred columns from Panama and
California, when the civilized world was rock-
ed, to its profoundest basis, with the dazzling
gold discoveries, and on our return, he gave us
money, and ever cheered us in our illness and
penury. When we wrote the inflammatory
Beport of the noble Alfred Carson, against the
Common Council of 1850, we gave it to Mr.
Bennett, to the exclusion of the other editors,
because he had been true in our adversity,
when the hands of all mankind seemed up-
lifted to annihilate our pale and feeble frame.
We had boarded with Horace Greeley, for
seven years, at the Graham House, in Barclay
street, and all our relations had been of the
most friendly character ; and yet we deemed
it our sacred duty to send our Pilgrim letters
to Mr. Bennett, and also give him Carson's
famous Report, to the exclusion of Greeley,
because Bennett's fidelity was next to our
Father's. Greeley was a formidable candidate
for the Mayoralty, when Carson's Report ap-
peared, and if we had given it to him instead
of Bennett, he would have been the successor
of Mayor Woodhull. But in giving it to Ben-
nett for publication one day in advance of
Greeley, so exasperated the latter against Car-
son and ourself, that he attacked the Report
like a ferocious bull dog, and slew himself,
whose name was hardly whispered in the
Mayoralty Convention that soon followed.
Alderman Morgan Morgans, (President of the
Board of Aldermen,) Alderman Robert H.
Hawes, Alderman George H. Franklin, and
Mayor Woodhull himself were also candi-
dates. But as they were all severely de-
nounced in Carson's Report, for discharging
culprits without examination or trial, and for
other offences common to Aldermen in those
days, they were all rejected by the Conven-
tion, when the oily Ambrose C. Kingsland en-
tered the arena, and was nominated and easily
elected, which proved to be the saddest muni-
cipal calamity of that period, as he was in
collusion throughout his term with official
scoundrels, and made more money than any
Mayor who preceded him, as one of our Al-
dermanic pupils often assured us; and if Kings-
land will publicly deny our accusations, we
will adduce our informant's name,and paralyse
him. And to be briefly explicit, our infor-
mant was connected with Kingsland and
Draper's operations to rob the city of the
Gansevoort property. Kingsland's appoint-
ment of Matsell as Chief of Police partially
corroborates the assertion of the Alderman
who imparted his precious information. Kings-
land's appointment of Matsell was effected thus :
According to his custom, with Mayors elect,
Matsell invited Kingsland to a ride into the Me-
tropolitan suburbs, on the morning after his
election, and in passing a gaudy edifice, the
Brandon Chieftain halted and exclaimed:

" Kingsland, my boy, is not that a fascinating
mansion ?" Kingsland crimsoned, and gazed
rapiers and scabbards, and in baffled accents,
mildly ejaculated in the expressive language of
Jemmy Twitcher: " Veil, vot of it?" "O,
nothing, — only I thought I would inquire how
you enjoyed yourself in its rainbow halls on
Friday evening last. And, by the way, how
about the appointment of Chief of Police?
Have you resolved whom to appoint ?" "Cer-
tainly I have. Yon well know my ancient
love for you, and that you are my choice for
Chief, beyond any being living or dead. I was
elected to eject you, but I shan't do it, my
boy. 'Thou art the man !' Ha, ha, hal Give
us your hand, old boy. Ha, ha, ha ! A very
fine day, ain't it Matsell ?" " Kingsland, you
have really got a magnificent Palace in the
Fifth Avenue, but I think your front parlor
requires a five thousand dollar clock, to render
it thoroughly gorgeous and enchanting."
" Chief, what in the name of mud are you
driving at ?" " I am driving for my life to
Burnham's, for his choicest brandy and Ice
Cream."
More delicious Ice Cream next week.

Our Country's Ruin.

The seed of wide-spread corruption is cul-
minating here, at Albany, and Washington,
with the velocity of light, (which is about two
hundred thousand miles per second,) which
may rend the Union to fragments during the
present generation. And the present leaders
of parties will be the immediate cause of our
country's downfall, through their sly winks
and blinks at the robbers of their respective
parties, to seize the public booty to elect their
municipal, State, and national officers. Horace
Greeley, with all his professions of purity,
justice and humanity, will shield an anti-slave-
ry thief at every peril of his conscience, and
scourge the thieves of all other parties like
Tacitus, or Diogenes, and so will the leaders of
the American and Democratic parties. It is
not the struggle for the boundaries of slavery
and freedom that will rend this Union to
atoms, but the miserable, thievish, aspiring,
and traffic politicians who use the Negro and
Satan, to seize the public treasure and official
honors. It is the ungodly grab of lazy men
for gilded booty, to enable them to revel in
indolence, and control the elections and magic
wires of all the parties, that will consummate
our dissolution and eternal ruin. And Greeley
and Bryant know this, and so does that puri-
tannical, mercenary, penurious, white hand-
kerchief 'd, and stiff-necked old Presbyte-
rian, Gerard Hallock, of the Journal of
Commerce, and those thieves of thieves,
and Catalinian conspirators, and oversha-
dowing plunderers, Simeon Draper and
Thurlow Weed, whom God, or man, or
fiend should drive to the wilderness, or
smite from the face of the earth, and, if pos-
sible, from its profoundest bowels. For their
stabs at the heart of our free institutions, and
their pernicious example to the youth of this
generation, they should be hurled from the
summit of the Rocky mountains. There is no
honor or patriotism in these demons. If there
were, they would rally like our Fathers for
the preservation of our glorious Union, and
the Municipal, State and National Treasuries,
whose plunder they counsel and shield in the
infamous persons of their political confede-
rates, and share their spoils in darkness, with
only the Devil present, but the Great Invisible
in the awful distance, whose retribution will be
terrible when it comes, beyond the grave ;
and worms may partially devour their vile
carcases, before they die, as with Biddle and
Nero, and Caliglula. All leaders of parties
are plunderers, and thus directly advocate the
subversion of our liberties and the public dis-
honor. God, alone, from the Revolution to
the present hour, has shielded the Americans

from foreign and domestic adversaries, with
his beneficent arms expanded over our fertile
vales, and fields, and plains, and forests, and
noble mountains, and has rescued us from the
Burrs and Arnolds, and Goths and Vandals,
who strive to.paralise our progress in a pure and
sacred civilization. But our disunion and
subversion are as inevitable as the advent of
the morning sun, unless some Washington, or
Cincinnatus, or Brutus the First come forth,
and stab the incarnate devils down, and tram-
ple their worthless bodies in the dust. Thieves,
rapes, incendiaries, assassins, and traitors teem
like the Egyptian locusts throughout our bor-
ders, and the odious vices, and bloody strife,
and crumbling ruins, and all the horrors and
havoc and universal chaos of the Roman Em-
pire, and other ancient States, will be our
awful doom, unless the wisdom, and virtue,
and firmness of our country rally in the Forum,
and impart the principles of integrity and pa-
triotism to the people, and immolate the lead-
ing scoundrels and traitors of the age. Thus
only can we avert the overshadowing evils
that flit like midnight spectres through every
street and habitation, and will soon spread
through every meritorionsfireside. And thus
only can we avert the execrations of our pos-
terity, for being recreant to the Roman Fathers
of the Revolution, and for not resisting with
our lives, the barbarians of the present gene-
ration.

Nice and Modest.— The son and son-in-law
of Peter Cooper as Mayor and Street Com-
missioner of the largest city of the Western
Hemisphere, worth haif a million per annum.

Aminidab Sleek,

(Without a shriek

For freedom,

Or bleed 'em,

Or Sodom,

Or Gotham,)

Could make that sum at least,

And for life have a feast.

The office-holding Coopers

Are worse than the Hoopers,

So fat grow they,

On pap all day,

Throughout the year,

Which seems so queer,

For Reformers,

Or Performers,

Which was always so,

In this vale of dough :

Our eves are wo I

oi on om

Dev'l-in a Bakery.

Hawes, the New York baker, says: "Branch,
do you know Charley Devlin?" "Yes." "Well,
Branch, I was a baker apprentice with him,
and also a journeyman. He was burned and
floated out of his bakery in the Fourth Ward
some years since, and he desired to bake for
his customers in my oven until his own was
repaired. I, of course, consented. Subse-
quently, he became a primary politician, and
for several years past has besought me to sell
my bakery, and become a contractor. I hesi-
tated for a long period, but hist year, (finding
that he had acquired wealth very fast,,) I re-
solved to dispose of my bakery, and join him
as a contractor. A neighbor learned my pur-
pose, who assured me that, to his sorrow, in
early life he was a politician,, and that if I
joined Devlin as a contractor, I would be com-
pelled to take at least three false oaths a day
throughout the year, (for which people are
sent to States Prison ten years, and forever
lose their suffrage,) which so alarmed me, that
I abandoned my intention, and narrowly es-
caped the portals of a dungeon, and the loss
of my patronage as a baker, and my reputa-
tion as an honorable man, for which I de-
voutly thank the Great Disposer of Events."
We congratulated our honest friend Hawes,
and warned him to beware of the Dev'l-jn a
bakery.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

The Happy Family. — How cunning for
Peter Cooper and Mayor Tiemann to 6end
Hopeful to the Democratic General Commit-
tee, and beat Elijah F. Purdy by one vote for
Chairman; and then for L»aniel and Edward
(the sons of Peter) to turn up Mayor and
Street Commissioner. It is the more cunning,
as Peter Cooper and Daniel F. Tieraann have
held Municipal offices since 1828, and now,
with Hopeful, have two of the most lucrative
and honorable offices in America. Iu view of
all this, Peter can well afford to give two or
three upper stories of a Bowery edifice to the
city for educational purposes, without feeling
it very keenly. Besides, the immortality of
the gift is of some moment. Verily, the Tie-
mans and Coopers should be a very Happy
Family ; and if Death do not confuse and
thwart their successful and extraordinary tac-
tics, as with poor Joseph S. Taylor, (who, with
all his faults, had a heart as big as a moun-
tain,) they will doubtless acquire sufficient
from the public teats, which they have suck-
ed so long, to render them co.iJbrtable in
their superannuation.

For Pale Students, and Bomantic
Virgins.

In 1780, Washington defrayed the educa-
tional expenses of a youth, who was an imme-
diate descendent of Pocahontas, and procured
his passage to Scotland, where he became a
student in its noble highlands. In his class
were two youths, whom he loved with enthu-
siastic fondness. One was from Damascus,
and the other from the Oriental Empire, who
was born beneath the native village skies of
Confucius, to whom he traced his blood. On
the eve of graduation, and just prior to their
departure for the remotest portions of the
globe, they fondly rambled in the woods and
groves, where they oft had wandered, and as-
cended majestic mountains, on whose celestial
peaks, (with the pale moon in her zenith roam-
ing,) they sung these pensive lines, in their fa-
vorite Alpine bowers :

When shall we three meet again ?

When shall we three meet again?

Oft shall glowing hope expire ;

Oft shall wearied love retire ;

Oft shall death and sorrow reign,

Ere we three do meet again.

Though in distant lands we sigh,
Parched beneath a hostile sky ;
Though the deep between us rolls,
Friendship shall unite our souls ;
Long may this loved bower remain ;
Here may we three meet again.

When the dreams of life have fled ;
When its wasted lamp is dead ;
When in cold oblivion's shade,
Beauty, wealth and power are laid;
Where immortal spirits reign,
There may we three meet again.
They soon departed for their respective
countries, and never met again 1 Alas 1

** The human heart, like the muffled drum,

Is ever beating funeral marches to the graTaf

WANTED-Temperate, energetic, and impulsive
young men to canvass the city for the Alliga-
tor, who can be carriers on those routes where
they obtain subscribers. There are thousands
of masters and misses, and fathers and mothers,
and grandfathers and grandmothers who will
take the Alligator. So, young men, off with
your coats, and fly through the city like a
tornado, for subscribers to the Alligator. And
first visit the Astor, Saint Nicholas, Metro-
politan, Lafarge, Everett, and other splendid
Restaurants and Oyster Saloons, not one of
whose proprietors will refuse the Alligator.
But if they should, just let us know, and we
may, in our wrath, blight their custom with our
fatal jaw. And visit the Reverend Doctors

Potts and Taylor, and see Brown, the fancy
Sexton, and ask the loan of his magic whistle,
which will guide you to victory like a wand
of enchantment. If Potts and Taylor salute
you like Diogenes, and Brown declines his
festive and mausoleum whistle, we may haunt
them with a peep through their private win-
dows on the first dark and boisterous midnight.
So, boys, look aloft, and arouse yourselves, and
select your own routes without our consulta-
tion, until you desire our Alligators to serve
your ecstatic patrons.

The following was written, in 1854, by Ste-
phen H. Branch, for Aid. Orison Blunt, then
Alderman of the Third Ward, but is now
Supervisor from the Fifteenth Ward:

Captain Robert Oreighton : Sir: I am au-
thorized by the Corporation of the City of
New York to extend to you the Freedom of
the City, together with a gold box, as a tes-
timonial of their regard for you. I might
linger on the thrilling incidents connected
with your fidelity to suffering humani-
ty, from the moment you discovered the San
Francisco, until you rescued from a watery
grave, more than 200 distracted beings. I
might touchingly allude to your tears from
day to day, as witnessed by your sailors, be-
cause you could not sooner relieve the unfor-
tunate. I might speak of the fearful respon-
sibility you assumed in violating the insur-
ance of your ship and valuable cargo, by de-
viating from your specific course ; of your
fearful perils amid the howling tempest ;
of the four inch stream of water pour-
ing in upon yon, which caused both
pumps to be constantly wrought before
you discovered the wreck ; of the disadvan-
tages of four hundred tons of iron, and large
quantities of merchandise, in a ship of only
seven hundred tons burthen ; of the loss of
every sail before you saw the wreck, save
your foresail and mainsail. I might dwell on
these historical truths, and on your affection-
ate regard for the rescued, but I forbear. All
this, and even. more, is on every tongue, and
uttered around every fireside, and cannot be
glorified by me. The contemplation of the
good you have effected will ever be a delight-
ful solace to you, and your humanity will be
a precious inheritance to your consanguinity.
The wives and children of those whose lives
you have preserved will ever love you, and
transmit your name to their farthest posteri-
ty. The mariners of every ocean will strive j
to imitate your meritorious example. The
noble youth of our country will read of your
heroic deeds, and resolve to emulate
your manly virtues. Little children already
lisp your name in terms of praise. Tears of
gratitude are freely shed for you by either
sex, and fervent prayers go up to Heaven
from the habitations of all this land, that your
valuable life may be long preserved, and that
health, happiness, and prosperity may ever be
your lot. And your name will be revered by
coining generations, when every being who
beholds the sun of this day, shall be a tenant
of the tomb !

Advent Record— One dollar a line.

George W. Matsell was born in Brandon,
England, and weighed 15 pounds at birth, and
won the first premium at the Brandon Baby
Show. Robert Dale Owen visited Brandon on
the day after his birth, and gave him some
sugar plums and a silver porringer.

Richard B. Connolly was born in Bandon,
Ireland, (R., for Rogue, being the only differ-
ence between Matsell and Connolly's birth-
place), 20 miles west of Cork, and will leave
with his parents for Independence Hall, Phi-
ladelphia, where he will be naturalized.
Richard is a handsome and promising child,
and opened his expressive eyes and sweetly

smiled, and said Mum and Pap when two days
old, when his astounded Mum dropped him
into the lap of Bridget, and screamed and
swooned and fell and rose with dishevelled
hair and projected tongue and frothy mouth
and distended nostrils and run into the neigh-
bors, with Pap after her with gigantic strides.
Three days alter birth, little Dick said

Slippery-
Dicery,
Hickory-
Trickery,

when his confounded Mum scampered to the
Fortune Teller, and Pap to the Physician for
worm seed, and to the Nurse of the Infant Lu-
natic Asylum, for a strait-jacket for the little
scamp, when the medicine and jacket sooth-
ed him into a gentle slumber, with Mum and
Pap slowly expiring on his precocious lips.

And as he lay,
All the lone day,
In a cradle,
Like a stable,

in his starts and stitches and solliloquies, he
often roared to Pap and Mum the words
" County Clerk," " Contractor," " Silent
Alms House Governor," " Ex-oflicio Record
Commissioner," " Comptroller," and inquired
for Simeon Draper,

Whose clerk he would like to be,
In the land beyond the sea,
Called the Free America,
Where there's " lots" of trickery."

Dickey may be a model Comptroller, unless
he prematurely dies with proboscis paralysis.

Richard Busteed was born near Tipperary,
Ireland. His eyes reflected a thrilling flip-
pancy on the fourth day. Will soon leave
Tipperary with his Daddy and Mummy for
New York. Will probably excel in the so-
phistry and metaphysics of law. Has prodig-
ious conscientious developments, projecting
like cliffs and promontories all over his skull.
Will always desire to pay his debts before
they are due. As he matures, he will be sus-
ceptible and impulsive to the 90th degree, and
have marvellous compunction. Will never be
rude nor impolite, nor snatch candy from
other boys, although his bump of snatchitive-
ness may grow in wild Irish luxuriance, or
through Catalinian pomatum, which may
cause him to snatch pap from his Mummy's
breast, (while she is serenely snoozing, to re-
cruit from his unreasonable demand for pap,)
which may nourish and increase his hillock of
diminutive snatchitiveness, and cause him to
snatch like Bobby Morris, and thunder and
lightning, when he grows to the size of a tai-
lor, in America, where he will be naturalized
through his father's residence (?) And, altoge-
ther, little Dickey Busteed is a cute infant,
and will soon be a rouser of a brat, and may
rise from a petty-foggy lawyer, to a keen and
pious Corporation Counsel, and might make a
very shrewd Record Commissioner, but will
always be poor, from his too moderate and
compunctive legal fees.

Increase Record— One dollar a

line.

None.

Decrease Record— One dollar a

Paupers Gratis.

line.

None.

Marine Intelligence.

The Clipper Stephen H. Branch arrived
this morning in a tempest, with a cargo of
Alligators, consigned to

Ross&Tousey, 121 Nassau street.

Dexter & Brother, 14 Ann street.

Hamilton & Johnson, 22 Ann street.

Samuel Yates, 22 Beekman street.

Madden & Company, 21 Ann street.

Cauldwell & Long, 23 Ann street.

Boyle & Whalen, 32 Ann street and

Bell & Hendrickson, 25 Ann street.

AJUJU

moR.

Volume I— No. 3.]

SATURDAY, MAY 8, 1858.

[Price 2 Cents.

Truth Whips Fiction.

Love and Sin. — Fatality of the Metropolis. —
Domestic Vices. — Virgins Betcare. — Parsons
Profess too much, and Practice too little. —
" We must be Cruel to be Kind." — A Terri-
ble Example. — Let Sacred Teachers Warn
their precarious Daughter* to Avoid the
Snares of Music and Fiction.

In the shades of twilight, amid the perfume
of the sunny zones, sat a pale and attenuated
6tudent from the northern climes, musing of
his native vales and hills, and the sweet idol
of his heart, whose latest thoughts he had just
perused. He had consumed too much mid-
night oil at college, and his health was gone,
and he sought the towering bluffs of Natchez
for restoration, where he was a sophomoric
pastor. The figs, and flowers, and balmy
breezes restored his health, and he returned
to his native latitudes, and married one of
Eve's most fascinating posterity. He preach-
ed

In dale and vill.
And shore and bill,

and came to the metropolis, and cast a gaunt-
let to Dr. Wainwright on bishops and crino-
line, which made owls screech, and worms
squirm, and frogs sing, and alligators grimly
grin, and snakes and toads hiss and belch se-
pulchrals. Wainwright boldly seized the
gauntlet shaft, and the sacred pugilists closed
like panthers, and the people hissed, and
laughed, and applauded, as the battle raged,
and Bennett filled the air with his most comic
darts, which made the Herald sell like Slieve-
gammon news. We had worms and boils, and
salt rheum, and ate Graham-bread and mush,
and slept with Horace Greeley in Barclay
Btreet, till our bones did rattle, and we could
not laugh beyond a whisper, and

Our shanks were 80 thin,
That negroes did grin,
And, as we passed by,
Dogs and caca did cry.

"Long time in even scale the battle hung,"
until Potts and Wainwright retired from the
field as conquerors, in the estimation of them-
selves and enthusiastic friends. The sun and
moon and romantic stars performed their
wonted evolutions, and Potts and Wainwright
had their salaries increased, and rose to Bish-
oprics and the giddy alpines of the godly ave-
nues, and we went to the setting sun, and al-
most beyond the world. On our return from
the bleak, and shady, and snowy slopes of the
Rocky Mountains, in 1849, we dwelt with
Mrs. Mitchell, at the corner of Houston and
McDougal streets, whose family consisted of

her daughter, two nieces, a sister, and Otto
Dressel, a teacher of piano music, whose style
was soft, pensive, sacred, and bewitching. We
had boarded with Mrs. Mitchell, in Broadway,
eight years previous, and in 1841, while going
np the dark alley that led to Jackson's pawn-
broker's shop in Reade street, we met Mrs.
Mitchell coming down the lane, who sneezed
while wo coughed, when we both passed on
with crimson cheeks and sly glances of each
other. Otto Dressel's sleeping apartment at
Mrs. Mitchell's in Houston street, in 1849, was
next to ours ; and many a summer eve, while
reclining on our couch, has Otto borne us into
the unconscious realms of Morpheus, with his
soothing and entrancing music. The pale
and rosy and dark-eyed offspring of the
mother and departed sister, were ever at
his door, and perhaps too often within, or
on the music side of his portal. We often
heard the thrilling echo of kisses, and the
sudden tap of his piano, to drown the reverbe-
ration emblems of a lover or libertine. And
we often warned the mother and sister of the
fatal intimacy between the music serpent, and
the pretty virgins of their blood. But they
smiled, and said: "O, fy ;" and we let the
music-teacher have his way, and he kissed
and hugged the lovely maidens to his heart's
content. The eldest girl was Julia Mitchell,
who drew near one evening while we were
seated on the sofa, (with no light save the
milky rays of an autumnal moon,) when she
said: "Stephen, can you keep a secret?"
" Yes." " Then listen : Otto Dressel, you
perceive, is morose and reserved, and digni-
fied at our table, but he is a thorough scamp,
and so loquacious when alone in the presence
of pretty girls, that his tongue rattles like a
rattlesnake; and his music, in the society of
spotless virgins, is so alluring, as to enrap-
ture, and bewitch, and deprive them of self-
control and consciousness. Almost every
evening, the beautiful, and musical, and intel-
lectual daughter of the Rev. Doctor George
Potts archly and slyly drops gilded notes on
our steps, when Otto, who is watching her
arrival from his bedroom window, runs down
stairs with the velocity of a deer, and clutches
the pale and lovely missives, and bounds np
stairs like a bloodhound. Otto is her music-
teacher, and he tells me that he reads with
her, at her father's and elsewhere, all the la-
test English, French and German works of fic-
tion, which fill her impulsive genius with the
profoundest romance and fatality. It is about
the period of her appearance, and [ desire you
to take a position at the window, and behold
how prettily, and gracefully, and archly, she

leaves her mysterious note for her adored
Otto." We sat near the window, screened by
the lattice and gauzy curtains, and presently
we behold her in the distance ; and, after gaz-
ing at Otto's window, she discovers him on
the watch, and rapidly crosses the street, and,
after leering cautiously around, she softly
places the letter on the steps, and hastily de-
parts, when down comes Otto, like a vulture
for its prey, or like Putnam down the rocky
precipice, or like the Falls of the eternal Ni-
agara, and seizes the pretty note, and flies
like an eagle to his celestial cloister. Julia
gently smiles, and intently gazes at us, and we
at her, in the profoundest silence, when we
arise, and pace across the moonlight rays that
gild the rainbow carpet, in disconcerted medi-
tation. Julia becomes alarmed, and exclaims:
" Stephen, you seem agitated and bewildered,
and 1 fear you will disclose in Bennett's Herald
what you have seen to-night." We assured
her that we would not, and then she besought
us, in plaintive tones, never to divulge our
painful observations to the Reverend Doctor
Potts, and \tts assented, and soon retired, but
could not repose, and arose and paced the
room, and in fancy rambled through our early
days, and parted the lattice, and gazed upon
the autumnal firmament, and counted its biil-
liant constellations. We saw the meteors fall,
and heard the watchman's solemn cry, and
closed the lattice and retired, (with the im-
prudent Parson's daughter, like an affrighted
ghost, flitting before our midnight vision,) and
there was no repose for us. We tossed hither
and thither, like a vessel in a storm, and
heard the doleful clock measure the passing
hours, and heard the shrill music of the King
of hens, and gladly hailed the first pale ray of
the morning twilight that lit upon our nose,
and we arise, and enter the exhilerating atmo-
sphere, and stroll with the earliest rays of
Aurora, as she gilds the hills and sacred skies.
We pace the streets in excited contemplation,
and waggons, and rustics, and butchers, and
debauchees, and homeless wanderers pass us
in rapid succession, for whose hard and mys-
terious destiny, our poor heart beats high in
tearful sympathy. We pass on, and intoxi-
cated girls, of incomparable beauty, reeled by
our side, who had just emerged from dens of
infamy, where they had been decoyed, and
their virginity forever blighted by incarnate
demons. We rove through the commodious
Park, bearing the enchanting name of Wash-
ington, and recline beneath its mellifluous
foliage, and soliloquize in the mental disquie-
tude of Aristotle, when he apostrophised on
his expiring pillow, with his arms across his

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALMGATOR.

breast, and liis deluged vision turned to Hea-
ven : "0 God ! I entered the world in sin, —
have lived in anxiety, and I depart in per-
turbation. Cause of causes, pity me, poor
Aristotle." We ruminate with our bewildered
eyes riveted on vacancy, and suddenly resolve
to divulge all to the Reverend Doctor Potts,
and at a bound are in his dazzling habitation,
close by his side, whom thus rudely do we ac-
cost: "We are a stranger, on a mission of
love and duty. What we disclose will appal,
and you may lose your sacred temper, and
drive us from your presence. Hut, as we came
to save your daughter from the embraces of a
villain, if you violate our person, we shall
yearn for a terrible revenge, and may, in
our awful wrath, slay you in your own do-
mestic castle." lie paled and trembled, — bis
eyes glistened and lips quivered, and his hair
actually arose. We told him to be as serene
as the morning sky without, as we bad come,
like the Saviour, to rescue his beauteous child
from ruin, and himself, and wife, and other
children from eternal degradation ; and that
what we should disclose, -must be concealed
in his heart's most secret recesses, until the
Ourfew tolled the departure of his final sun, to
which he most solemnly assented. And then
we divulged all we have here narrated, when
he arose, and, with bis hands clasped, lie cried
in tones of melting tenderness : "What! my
daughter! my darling child, who is the hope
and solace of my being, to drop notes for Otto
Dressel in Houston street! Impossible, sir —
impossible — utterly impossible. Mr. Dressel
is a great pianist, and came to this country
with letters to me from the leading men of
Germany, and I have the highest confidence
in his integrity, and I permit him to visit my
family, and he often passes his leisure in my
house, and teaches music to my daughter, and
they often sit for hours at the piano, and play
duets and sing together like brother and sis-
ter ; and I think they admire, but do not love
each other, as she is betrothed to a southern
gentleman of great affluence. Otto I love,
and so does my wife, and other children, and
we treat him like one of us ; but my eldest
daughter simply admires, but cannot love him
without infidelity to her betrothed. All her
purest and most sacred affections are concen-
trated on another. But Otto 'will ever be
welcome to my house, for I like his delightful
music and his modest demeanor, and I cannot
and will not believe that he could be guilty
of dishonorable stratagem, to rob me of my
favorite child. It is impossible, and I will not
believe it." We arose, and smiled, and de-
parted with the usual courtesy of departure.
And soon we received the following, which we
punctuate and italicise precisely as we re-
oeived it : —

" To Mr. Branch : Dear Sir — It has just
occurred to me, that I owe you a line, to ex-
press again my thanks for the manly straight-
forward way in which you brought to me the
derogatory scandal you had heard. Far bet-
ter such a method of dealing, than that of
talking ahout people of whom we have heard
disparaging statements — and far better than
anonymous letter-writing, which shoots ar-
rows in the dark. Although the affair yon
brought to my ears — plausible as seemed the
statements you ree'd — had no farther founda-
tion, than the passing of notes about indiffer-
ent matters — still I am none the less obliged
to you for the manner in which you mado it
known to me. My promise of holding you
harmless, is the only reason, why I do not call
upon the parties named, and take them to task.
This, however, I cannot do, without your per-
mission — nor perhaps is it of any importance
I should. I may, however, suggest to your-
self a good office toward the young person,
With whom this story, (which owes its plausi-
bility to a little fact, and a good deal of sus-

picious fancy,) originated: namely to warn
her of the danger of letting her imagination
and her tongue run away with her. Respect-
fully yours,

Geoegb Potts.
Nov. 0, 1849.

P. S. — If it should lie at all in your power,
you would oblige me if you could verify the
lory of the dropping of notes, and who the
person (if such an one there be) is.

here is oub beply.

New Yoke Citv, Nov. 12, 1810.
To the Rev. Dr. PotU : Dear Sir— Your
approval of my course is truly grateful to my
feelings. On my return to my abode on the
day I saw you, my interrogations elicited the
following, which I forward as an answer to
your request in yoH* postscript, although I
supposed I had sufficiently verified all I dis-
closed. MisS Mitchell says that she knows
your daughter, when she sees her, and her
mother and two nieces also know her by
sight; that the Saturday previous, (three days
prior to my visit to you,) she saw your daugh-
ter ascend the steps, ring the bell, request the
servant (who is in collusion with Dressel and
your daughter), to hand a note to Mr. Dressel,
and depart as far as the corner of Sullivan
and Houston streets, where she tarried until
Mr. Dressel (leaving immediately on the re-
ceipt of the note in his room) overtook her,
when they walked away together, arm in
arm, and that similar scenes occurred while
Mr. Dressel boarded with them in Bond street,
last Winter, where the correspondence began,
which has also been conducted through the
Dispatch Post ever since, Mr. Dressel some-
times receiving as many as three letters per
week ; that a colored boy has sometimes
broughtthe letters ; that these letters (at least
those Miss Mitchell perused, at Mr. Dressel's
request,) comprised sis closely written pages,
with the name of your daughter annexed, be-
ginning with : "My dear, dear Otto :" and with
"My dearest and very best friend," &c. ; that
these letters bear the impress, on the seal, of
"Happiness," "Pain," "Eye," &c; that Mr.
Dressel has your daughter's daguerreotype,
which has been open on the piano, in the par-
lor of Mrs. Mitchell, or on the piano or bed in
Mr. Dressel's apartment. Now, my dear Sir,
if all this be fallacious, Miss Mitchell deserves
a severe retribution. Time will show as to
its truth. I am equally tho friend of Mr.
Dressel, and of the family of Mrs. Mitchell,
and of your own family, all of whom are
strangers to me in the light of consanguinity,
and nearly by association, save as the boarder
of Mrs. Mitchell now and hitherto. But if I
can save your daughter from the dreadful
calamity of elopement, and her parents from
the deep mortification and anguish that would
arise therefrom, I assure you that I will do so,
come what may. The pride and glory of your
family, and of a large circle of acquaintance
and friends, shall not be suddenly and surrep-
tiously sacrificed forever, if I can avert it.
So, my dear Sir, you can command my ser-
vices as you please, in a rational way, in all
this business. I repeat what I said at our in-
terview, (in reply to your assertion of implicit
confidence in your daughter,) that you must
not lose sight of tho frailties of our nature,
with its unreliable and treacherous impul-
sions, nor of the power of genius, nor the ex-
traordinary fascinations of music (in tho hands
of a great master,) over the delicate, unso-
phisticated, and enthusiastic mind of a female,
with kindred musical genius; and that even
opposing natures oftenform alliances of friend-
ship and matrimony.

From your friend,

Stephen H. Branoti.

To Rev. Dr. Georgo Potts.

N. B. — I trust you will excuse the haste
with which this letter was written, owing to
the arrival of friends from California, on yes-
terday. S. H. B.

Time rolls! Mr. Perkins, a young lawyer,
(formerly of Natchez, but who had removed
to New Orleans,) comes North, and marries
the daughter of the Rev. Dr. Potts, and they
sail for Paris, where he discovers in her trunk
the very letters that Dressel wrote her while
at Mrs Mitchell's, in response to her " drop
notes," and also letters from Dressel that she
had just received in Paris, which were en-
closed in her mother's letters from New York.
Terrible scenes transpire, resembling those
between Othello and Pesdeinona, and she
flies from him in terror, and conceals herself
in Paris, and writes to her father, who goes
t<> Paris and accompanies her to America,
when he immediately sends for us, and weeps
in our presence, and deeply regrets that he
had not adopted our advice, and driven Dressel
into the street, who, with the imprudence of
bis own wife, in inclosing Dressel's letters to
bis daughter in Paris, had plunged his family
into irremediable ruin. Perkins returns and
goes to the Irving House, at the corner of
Chambers street and Broadway, where we
bad frequent interviews, when he cries like a
little child; and denounces Mr. and Mrs. Potts,
but defends the chastity of his wife, and re-
grets his passion and his furious anathema of
her in Paris. The matter is thrown into the
Courts, and Perkins employs Daniel Lord,
William Kent, and Benjamin F. Butler, and
Potts engages Wm. Curtis Noyes, Ogden Hoff-
man, and Staples, and both Perkins and

Potts strive to induce us to testify in their
favor, and because we peremptorily refused,
and assured them we should disclose the truth
on the stand, they dared not call the case for
trial, lest our testimony would overwhelm
both parties, and consign them to eternal
odium and misery. Perkins obtained a di-
vorce, and was elected to Congress, and mar-
ried a Southern lady. Miss Potts remains
single, and is a noble ornament of society.
One of Mrs. Mitchell's nieces was seduced by
a monster, and had a child, and she soon
became a prostitute, and her mother a
lunatic. Julia Mitchell married a Southron,
who professed great wealth, but proved to be
a pauper, and a villain of the deepest calibre.
Julia obtained a divorce, and married a Mr.
Moffat, who was also supposed to be im-
mensely affluent. Mrs. Mitchell died, and her
other niece resides with Mrs. Julia Moffat.
And thus ends the first Chapter of this mourn-
ful narrative.

O whence have we come ?
And where shall we go?
And why are we here
To combat woe?
come fair spirit
Through the air,
And tell us more
Of this affair.

NEW YOBK, SATURDAY, MAY 8, 1858;

Ice Cream.

The toiling million starved by the heartless
Politicians, and the Fifth Avenue Robbers
of the Public Treasure, irho are the sovree of
Oppressive Taxation, and Exorbitant Rents,
and Fuel, ami Food, and Raiment, and
Prostitution, and Suicide, and of Theft,
Rape, Arson, and Assassination.
Reclining on the velvet banks of the Hud-
son, were Mayor Kingsland and little Georgy,
with steamers, and mariners, and forests, and
tho full round moon, and radient stars re-

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

fleeted in the placid waters. With segars,
and wine, and luscious cream before tliem,
Georgy said : " Kingsland : I came from Bran-
don in the ship Perseus, in 1817, and was a
valiant youth. Patrick Dickey was a passen-
ger, with 400 others. We exchanged vessels
at Halifax, and tarried several months at
Perth Amboy, and resided in Banker street,
(the Fifth Avenue of those days,) and at Nib-
lo's Garden, where my father was a fashion-
able Broadway dandy tailor, on whose big
sign was ' George Matsell, Tailor, from Lon-
don.' Our residence was the first brown-
stone mansion erected on Broadway. My
father was of the Paine, Wright, and Owen
creed, which I early imbibed. My brother
Augustus was the Secretary of Fanny Wright,
and I was her enthusiastic disciple, and sold
her books, and pretty pictures, which were
not obscene, and for which I was not indicted ;
nor were my associates imprisoned thirty days
in the Tombs, whom I induced to visit Amer-
ica. Through Fanny Wright and George H.
Purser, (who was the favorite of Fanny,)
and Robert Dale Owen, I became a Custom
House officer, under Martin Van Buivn, and
a Police Justice under Mayor Varian, and
Chief of Police under Mayor Havemeyer, with
whom and all his successors I had great in-
fluence. I pulled the nose of every Mayor
save Havemeyer, whom I found extremely
mulish ; and yet I made him fear me when 1
chose. Although my salary was small, yet I
realized a stupendous fortune like yourself,
since you began your political career in the
First Ward, as a shoulder-hitter, and a
candidate for Assistant Alderman, and suc-
cessful municipal oil contractor. We under-
stand these political ropes and wires, Kings-
land, and it is unnecessary to linger on them.
You are on the Fifth Avenue, in a Persian
Palace, while I adhere to Stanton street, in a
humble dwelling, lest I be suspected by my
enemies of acquiring vast treasures through
my office of Chief. I think you commit a
fatal error in your display of magnificence,
hut I'll not murmur, as all are responsible for
their own sins and imprudence. You may
have a boisterous career, and a gust may
arise, like that of Astor Place, when you may
require my services. My coolness and intre-
pidity on that occasion, saved the city from
universal massacre and conflagration. I judi-
ciously remained in the Opera House, and
commanded Woodhull, Talmadge, Westcrvelt
and Sandford, to fire at the mob in the street,
or all would have been lost, and the city in-
stantly demolished, and its inhabitants butch-
ered and burued to bleeding fragments and
Kansas cinders. I was in the stage-box
throughout the frightful spectacle, lest from
my immense fat, 1 might be as palpable a
target for the foe, as Daniel Lambert, my re-
motest ancestor on my Daddy's side. Lam-
bert is from Lamb, a word of Brandon origin,
and hence the mildness of my disposition,
although I am terrible in bloody conflicts,
where the fate of a city is involved. And the
eye of Providence was in my appointment
by Havemeyer, and my skillful and cour-
ageous direction of the entire Astor Place
riots. The Mayor, Recorder, Sheriff, and the
General, were pale and timid, and faltered,
and it required the lungs of Knox, (who could
bellow into the ears of Washington across the
icy and tumultuous atmosphere of the Dela-
ware,) and the nervous fat of an immediate
descendant of Lambert, and the herculean
vigor of Sampson, and the impetuosity of Put-
nam, to brave the demons of Astor Place,
who strove to exterminate my countryman,
the gallant, and graceful, and intellectual
Macready, who was right in the introduction
of a dance in Hamlet, as Hamlet's grand-
father was a dancing master to the King
of Denmark, and hence Ned Forrest had no

right to hiss Macready for his testimonial of
respect to Hamlet's grand-father. Shake-
speare, himself, was long a correspondent of
Hamlet's grand-father, and introduced the
dance in Hamlet from his respect to his old
friend, which Johnson ejected during the
very year that Shakespeare died, because he
had a quarrel with Hamlet's grand-father in a
ball-room, in Denmark, when Johnson not
only got licked, but had his nose broken in
five places, besides the horrible and irreme-
diable fracture of its tip end. This is
the gist of the whole Astor Place quarrel,
and MacCready was familiar with all these
historical truths, and hence his introduction of
the dance in Hamlet. I saved the city and
MacCready, and by adroit tactics I saved my-
self, by adhering to the stage box, (with a pis-
tol in either hand,) until the massacre was
over in the street, and the exasperated popu-
lace had dispersed, when I rushed into the
open air, and knocked down a blihd-crippled-
music-grinder, and brandished my sword and
pistols ferociously, and frightened a little boy
almost to death, who was inquiring for his
mother. It was hard for me to order the
.Mayor, Recorder, Sheriff, and General, to fire
upon the Americans; but my duty to a fel-
low-countryman in peril, and to myself, and
to the people, whose alien Chief I was, — and,
above all, to a God, in whom I ardently be-
lieve, and love, and fear, and into whose eter-
nal embrace I expect to go, demanded me to
indirectly give the thrilling and fatal word of
fire, which hurled a score of beings into the
dreary entrails of the globe, and into the sud-
den and awful presence of our common Dei-
ty. And now, Kingsland, my dear boy, in
view of my tried courage, and my prodigious
influence with the file of Mayors who have
preceded you, and of my aid to you in pri-
mary elections, and of m} T powerful recent se-
cret support of you in your nomination and
election — and — and — you know, Kingsland,
all the rest. I say that, in view of all this, I
desire you to let me remain as Chief of Po-
lice, for which I will cling to you as I did to
Fanny Wright, and Robert Dale Owen, and
George H. Purser, and to the City of New
York in its hour of peril. Do this, my dear
Kingsland, and I will lobbj T through the Com-
mon Council the Gauze voort jobs, and all the
oil contracts you desire, and let you go where
you please unmolested ; and you can join
Messrs. Paine & Phalon in musical, or lot-
tery and policy operations, and buy as many
millions of dollars' worth of land in Williams-
burgh and Greenpoint, and own as many licen-
tious houses in Church, and Leonard, and
other streets, as you desire, and I will not cull
a solitary hair from your beautiful and con-
scientious skull. What is your response ?"

Kingsland, — "Have I not declared that you
were my first choice for Chief of Police?"

Maxell. — " Yes. But that was only a ver-
bal declaration. I desire the bird in my own
cage. I want the fascinating documents un-
der your signature."

Kingsland. — "Waiter: Bring me pen, ink
and paper. [Writes.] There, Matsell, there it
is, but do not use it until I see my political
friends, and conciliate them with the assur-
ance that your appointment w r as absolutely
essential to the preservation of the Metropolis
from riots, and sword, and fire, and ashes. It
I fail to allay their exasperation, I shall send
them to you, and if you fail to pacify them
with promises of appointment, and those
sweet accents that flow like Stuart's syrup
from your ruddy lips, and your oriental bows,
and meek scrapes, and cringing smiles, — why,
then, you must put your bloodhounds on their
track on howling tempest nights, (when only
owls dare prowl through the fearful dark-
ness of ether,) who will pursue them to the
dens of infamy and revelry, and blasphemy,

and obscenity, and dicery, when you will have
them in your awful clutches, as you have me.
O, God! Matsell, I hardly know what I say.
Wine works wonders, and now let us fill our
glasses to the brim, and have another dulcet
cream, and depart for the Metropolis, — and at
our nocturnal farewell, let us kneel and swear
beneath the universal concave, that we will
cling to each other like Damon and Pythias,
or Burr and Arnold, until our wormy con-
querors begin their happy feast, and grin and
dance over our silent and icy forms in the
dreary and awful sepulchre. But remember
my oil and other contracts, Matsell. Be pi-
ously true to them. When we next meet, I'll
tell you how to effect their continuation with
the Aldermen, if you don't know already, from
your limited experience.

Chorus.

0, oil is the thing
That the stuff will bring,
Which will buy sweet cream
To eat on life's stream.

[More ice-cream next Saturday, of a superior quality.]

Supervisor Blunt.

Two more public documents, written by

Stephen II. Branch for Orison Blunt, who

was Alderman of the Third Ward in 1854,

and Alderman of the Fifteenth Ward in 1857,

and is now Supervisor from the Fifteenth

Ward.

[From the N. Y. Herald, April 22, 1851.]

Paul Julien's Second Concert.

The youthful artist has created a perfect
furore in musical circles — amateurs, profes-
sionals, dilettanti and every body else; Ids
talent is wonderful, and his improvement still
more remarkable. He lias, withal, the modesty
which is the companion of true merit. His
second concert was given at Niblo's Saloon,
on Thursday evening, and it was attended by
as full and fashionable an audience as that
which welcomed him on Tuesday evening.
Mavseder's grand variations were given for
the second time, upon a single string; the
second attempt was even more successful than
the first, and the young artist gave the high-
est proof of genius in overcoming difficulties
previously regarded as insurmountable. Ano-
ther gem of the soiree was a duet for violin
and piano-forte, by Julien and Richard Hoff-
man. It was capitally given and was encored.
The vocal part of the concert was given by
Mine. Commettant and M'lle. Henrietta Beh-
rend. The enthusiasm of the audience at the
matchless execution of Jnlien was unbounded.

But an episode occurred yesterday which
was more telling in its effects than the ap-
plause of the audience on Thursday evening.
It was a grand " variation" in the form of
five one thousand dollar bank notes, a gift to
the young musical genius. The following ex-
traordinary letters describe the affair:

New York, April 21, 1854.

Waster Paid Julien: I have heard your
delightful music in the Concert room, and
you have had the kindness to play for myself
and friends at my residence. In earlier life I
strove to learn the violin, but I abandoned it
as too difficult for me. Its intricacies are un-
conquerable to all save those who are inspired.
I have heard of the extraordinary persever-
unee and severe pecuniary trials through
which your father has passed, to impart to
you, his only child, a musical education. And
I deem the efforts of both father and son
highly commendable, and truly worthy of en-
couragement. I therefore present you with
five thousand dollars, which I trust will bo
consecrated to your intellectual, musical, and
moral culture. — Sincerely,

Orison Blunt.

[Tarn over /or Pavl'n response.] \SS~

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S AIXIGATOR

New York, April 21, 1854.

My Dear Sir : — More words, though bright-
ly glowing with affection, could not express
ray grateful emotions for your unexampled
munificence. Nor could the most stirring
strains I ever expect to conceive, reflect the
chords you have touched in my heart. I can
only assure you, that I will be very studious,
and fondly cherish you next to my father and
mother. I may soon return to France, and it
you should ever visit me, I am sure that my
friends would cordially receive you, for your
substantial kindness to me during my sojourn
in a far distant land. Affectionately,

Paul Julien.
Alderman Oreson Bluut,

Warren street, New York.

We led Alderman Blunt into this, and we
trust the public will not censure him-, but lash
us most unmercifully for such a vile imposture.
Blunt never gave a cent to Paul Julien, — and
when we asked him some time afterwards, to
aid Paul, he declined ; but Alderman Thomas
Ohristy gave Paul $80, to relieve himself and
rather and mother. When we had our last
sad interview with Madame Sontag, just prior
to her fatal departure for Mexico, by way of
the Lakes, (in a conversation of three hours
at her room in the Mansion House in Albany)
she assured us there never was such a talent-
ed youth as Paul Julien, and that she had
adopted him, and warmly besought us never
to desert him, not only as his private teach-
er, but as his pecuniary friend, and we most
solemnly promised we would not. After Son-
tag died in Mexico, Paul became very poor,
and as we were also indigent, we hatched this
stratagem to deceive the public, and create
excitement, and fill a conce.it room for Paul,
and we asked Blunt to sign this sham letter,
which he did. We have ever been disgusted
with this wicked imposition, and have suffer-
ed the compunction of a penitent thief, and
we now dash the odium from our conscience,
as a midnight spider prowling round onr nose.
And as it is the only Barnum and Oilman oper-
ation in which we ever were enlisted, we trust
and believe that the public will forgive us.

James Gordon Bennett knew nothing of
our imposition, nor did Frederick Hudson, his
Private Secretary, until the present week,
when we disclosed the whole infamous pro-
ceeding to Mr. Hudson.

Fun, and Sun, and Shade.

Frances Fauvel Gouraud, the mnemonic lec-
turer of 1843, gave gold pencils and othor gilded
trinkets to males, and reticules to females. John
Innrnau was oditor of the Commercial Advertiser,
to whom he gave a massive gold pencil, and dosired
to give a reticule to his fair lady, who was sister of
the once famous Clara Fisher, and now Mrs. Maeder.
The day was warm, and the cholera diarrhoea was
prevalent, and he loudly rings the bell, and dashes
into the house with all the enthusiasm of a French-
man, and screams : "Mrs. Innman: Have you got
one necessaire ?" She is dumb for seconds, and her
lily cheeks are balls of fire, and indignant phreuzy
glares in her eyes, when she proclaims : " I will
call the servant," and furiously retires. The ser-
vant darts in and balls out : " Come hither sir," and
on he tramps, behind the servant, into the base-
ment and the yard, where he is politely escorted
into the necessaire, when he savagely ejaculates :
" The (liable ! Tou von tarn skamp I Why for
you take me in dis vile place ? By gar I by dam 1
What is dat I smell ? What you for eat so much
unions in dis country ? You one tam rascal 1 What
for you bring me in dis nasty place" ?

Servant — " Mrs. Innman directed mo to show
you the necessaire."

Gouraud — Necessaire! Vat 1 — You call dis
necessaire t By gar I You tell one tam lie. A
necessaire is full of holes."

Servant — " And is not this necessaire full of
holes?"

Gouraud — "Yes — dat we admit for de argu-

ment — but they are such tam pig holes, dat de
ladies' perfume would all run out into de street.
Why does for you laugh right in my face? Me
will break youi' tam head if you laugh at me. A
necessaire has very small holes iu my superb
French beautiful and sublime and very glorious
pountry. Me did not mean to ask Mrs. Imuran
for dis kind of necessaire. Me mean one little
box, or bag, or rc-ticklo-'em, to put her sweet per-
fume handkerchief, and other pretty little things
in. Whewl 0, by gar I Me shall sneeze ? How
me nose do tickle 1 Git me out of dis one tam yard.
Mo be sick already. By dam — mo are ruined.
Ah ehe — Horatio I Dare — does you not see dat ?
Did not me say me should sneeze ? By dam 1
How you does smell in dis nasty country. Where
is Mrs. Innman ? Me must explain to her that
me mean de other necessaire, and not dis necess-
aire."

Servant — " You perhaps had bettor see Mr. Inn-
man, as it would not be proper to explain such
a thing to Mrs. Innman."

Gouraud — (Seiziug the servant by the throat) —
You are one tam villain, and me tell you me
must seo Mrs. Innman, for to ask her pardon, or
Mr. Innman will give me no more pufls of
my astonishing System of Mnemotechny. Me
must see Mrs. Innman. Dare — dare is one gold
pencil, (it was copper plated) and now let me see
Mrs. Innman."

Servant — "Well, I will ask her if it be agreeable
to see you."

Gouraud — " Bury well — bury well — and me will
wait domb stairs, until you come with Mrs. Inn-
man."

Servant — (returns) " I have explained every-
thing to Mrs. Innman, who says that she hopes
you will excuse her from an explanatory interview,
and regrets that necessaire has been confounded
with something less fragrant, and that she is very
sorry she had you escorted into the yard."

Gouraud — Seizes both hands of the servant, and
dances, and runs him up and down the parlor like
fury, and cuts half a dozen pigeons' wings with
his buoyant legs, and sings Marseilles, and darts
out of the house, and down the street, as though
a creditor was after him ; and in the far perspect-
ive, with his elastic step and fancy and frantic ges-
ticulation, ovinces a wild delight that resembles
the ecstaeies of Elysium.

Our Beloved Brethren of the Press.

The Reporters of the Common Council have
received 200 dollars each for their laborious ser-
vices, which is a happiness to us beyond expres-
sion. We know their generous emotions, and
their evening toil in a sickly atmosphere, some
of whom have the ability and genius to wield
the destinies of a city or nation. Although Hor-
ace Greeley recently told us that he had never
been in the Board of Aldermen, and would
hardly know where to find it, yet James Gordon
Bennett has told us that he served a terrible ap-
prenticeship as a Reporter of the Common Coun-
cil, more than a quarter of a century since, and we
know that most of tlie metropolitan editors were
Municipal Reporters prior to their present exalted
and lucrative, and powerful position as public
journalists. Even before we baptised the Alligator,
we had to endure the tortures of a ten years' pil-
grimage around the corners and through the
subterranean caverns of the City Hall. But no
more of this. We sincerely congratulate our
Reportorial friends, on the reception of a trifling
remuneration for their severe and honorable
toil.

Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1867, by

8TEPHEN H. BRANCH,

In the Cleric's Office of the District Court of the United

States for the Southern District of New York.

Life of Stephen H Branch.

My brother Albert came to Now York without
the knowledge of father, and I got him a situation
at the Harpers. I shall never forget how hard 1
besought John Harper to employ Albert, who did
not want a boy, but kindly employed him to please
mo. Albert had the salt rheum, and also had very
small and spiteful yellow bugs on the surface of
his cranium. As I had to sleep with him, I comb-
ed his head every day, and when I found one of

the little villains, I most cruelly tortured him with
pins and flame, to terrify his brethren who remain-
ed, and to thwart his return to Albert's head. But
in spite of my bloody precaution, poor Albert's
skull teemed like Egypt of old, with ferocious ani-
mals, and I retired with him at night, invested with
the fear of a culprit on his march to the scaffold.
The yellow scamps made such a Napoleonic resist-
ance, that I procured a finer comb, and in my vio-
lent efforts to drag out and exterminate the enemy,
(who were deeply embedded and irresistibly forti-
fied in his invulnerable skull,) poor Ally screamed,
like an eagle on his cliff, and Mrs. Harper came to
the basis of the attic stairs, and severely scolded us
for quarrelling and fighting, as she supposed. Mrs.
Harper was extremely nervous, and fearing she
would learn that Albert had battalious of animal-
cule in the region of his brain, and also tremblihg
lest they would ground arms, mid encamp and form
tents iu my luxuriant intellectual foliage, I advised
Albert to return to Providence, and after long per-
suasion, with candy and peanuts, and peaches, he
assented, and I went to Captain Bunker, Junior,
who kindly consented to take him to Providenco,
without charge. While leaning on the railing of
the steamer, with our eyes on the beautiful pano-
rama of the bay, Captain Bunker told me that my
lot was cast in a vicious eity, and that I must re-
sist evil temptation, and always be a good boy,
and become a worthy man, and breathed other kind
words into my ears, which soothed my lonely
and inexperienced heart, made me cry vocife-
rously, and I have always cherished him with the
purest affection. Albert went to Providence with
Captain Bunker, but instead of going to father's, he
proceeded to Boston with the money John Harper
gave him, and thence to Eastport, Maine, where
the yellow bugs increased so rapidly, that he was
compelled to return to Providence, where father
had his head shaved, which presented a bloody
battle plain, full of teeming entrenchments, and
his yellow foes so bewildered him, that the
hospital nurses had to watch him closely, for seve-
ral days, lest he would destroy himself.

John Harper often called me from the compo-
sing to the counting room, and sent me to the Banks
in Wall street to get or deposit money. I often
contemplated the robbery of the Harpers, by
flight to a foreign land ; but when I reviewed their
| exact justice to all men, apd their kindness to my-
self and brother Albert, and to all their apprentices,
'journeymen, and laborers, I would falter in my
j wicked purpose. While returning from bauk
( with a $500 bill, 1 dropped it by design, and
, asked a stranger if he had lost it, who said yes, and
strove to seize it from the^pavement, but I was
about one second in bis advance. While about to
run, he seized me and demanded the return of his
$500 bill. I cried and screamed lustily, and dur-
; ing the scuffle, two gentlemen came to my relief,
I when my antagonist soon fled, and I run down Cliff
street, like a bloodhound. Better time was never
i made from the old pump of Saint George's to the
i Harpers. I never again pretended to lose a $500
biH.

(To be continued to our last groan.)

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Let Dad and Son Beware !

Peter Cooper and Mayor Tiemann are old
and sacred friends of George TV. Matsell, who
are more familiar with each other than they
are with the Bible, or morning and evening
prayers. Mayor Tiemann was elected with
the express condition that Matsell should
be restored to his old position, and Peter
Cooper and Mayor Tiemann, and James TV.
Gerard, and Ambrose C. Kingland are at work
for their lives to effect the restoration of Mat-
sell, and all impends on the election of a Com-
missioner in place of the noble Perrit. Mat-
sell was in the city at the last Mayoralty elec-
tion, conspiring against Wood, who saved him
from the scaffold, after we convicted him of
alienage and perjury, and the dastard and
sacriligious abjuration of his country. And
at the late election, he stabbed his benefactor
down in the dust, in the assassin's darkness,
and did not play Brutus for the public virtue.
but to consummate his restoration to an office
(he had always degraded) which was in the
contract between himself and Cooper, Tie-
mann, Gerard, and Kingsland, and other slav-
ish friends. TVe know them all and the ren-
dezvous of all their kindred Diavolos, whose
names would fill the jaws of the Alligator.
Matsell professed to enter the city from Iowa
with flags and music on the day after Tie^
mann's election, but he was in the city long
before, and concealed in as dark a cavern as
the odious Cataline, while conspiring to foil
the patriotic Cicero, and consign the eternal
oity to a million thieves. And we now warn
Cooper, Tiemann, Gerard, and Kingsland to
beware. For if they foist Matsell on the city
through the purchase of Nye or Bowen with
Mayoralty, Street Commissioner, or the pap of
the Mayor's Executive vassals, we will make
disclosures that will make them stare like
affrighted cats, (Gerard a la he-cat, and the
others a la she-cats,) and rock the city to its
carbonic entrails. Talmadge must remain, al-
though he annoyed his nurse and mother when
a brat, and so did we ; and in boyhood and
early manhood we both had worms, and raised
Sancho Panza,

And we rambled around the town.
And saw perhaps Miss Julia Brown,

as we may develope in the publication of our
funny reminiscences ; but we are both grow-
ing old, and told our experience at the recent
revival, and asked admission as pious pilgrims,
when the deacons said that we should both be
put on five year's trial, but we begged so hard
they let us in. Talmadge joined the Pres-
byterians, and he looks pale and pensive, but
we joined the noisy Methodists, and look

mighty cheerful, and sing and dance, and
scream like the devil in delirium tremens, and
nervous neighbors murmur at our thundering
methodistic demonstrations. Talmadge as
Recorder was too kind and lenient, but he
erred on the side of humanity, which is pref-
erable to err on the side of a pale and icy and
bloodless liver, though we should steer be-
tween the heart and liver, and consign the
culprits to the pits and gulches of the navel,
where the voracious worms could soon devour
them. The valor of Talmadge conquered
the ruffians of Astor Place, and he has a
Roman and Spartan nature, and is as generous
and magnanimous as Clay or TVebster, whom
he loved as his own big heart. No man ever
had a more genial or sympathising bosom,
than Frederick A. Talmadge. And William
Curtis Noyes married his favorite daughter,
and while the spotless Noyes walks the velvet
earth, and his father-in-law is Chief of Police,
all will go well. Wm. Curtis Noyes is one of
the ablest jurists of our country, and Washing-
ton himself had no purer, nor warmer, nor
more patriotic heart. We selected Mr. Noyes
as our counsel against little Georgy Matsell,
when arraigned before the Police Commis-
sioners, and to his ability and fidelity are
New Yorkers profoundly indebted for the
downfall of Matsell, and the worst and most
formidable banditti that ever scourged the
Western Continent. Beware, then, Cooper
Tiemann, Gerard and Kingsland, and other
trembling conspirators, or we will make you
howl, and open the gates of Tartarus, and set
a million dogs and devils at your heels, and
when they bite, may God have mercy on your
poor old bones. Beware, or we will harrow
your superannuated souls into the realms
of Pluto, where Robert le Biahle will grab
and burn you in liquid brimstone, through
exhaustless years. Beware of those forty
pages yet behind. 0, beware, we implore you,
in the name of your wives and children, and
your God ! Beware of Matsell and his gang,
as the big and little demons of these wicked
times.

Advents and Public Plunderers.

Richard B. Connolly, the County Clerk, was
born in Bandon, Ireland, and arrived in Phil-
adelphia twenty-five years since, (as his glib,
and slippery, and truthful tongue assever-
ates,) and thence immigrated to our metropo-
lis. He became Simeon Draper's Friday clerk,
who taught him the politician's creed of plun-
der, and has ever used him as a spy in the de-
mocratic legions. Draper got him in the Cus-
toms, and kept him there through several

Administrations. Draper and Connolly
long controlled the Ten Governors, and do
now. Draper has been in all camps, and Con-
nolly has figured in democratic conventions,
primary and legal, of all stripes and checks,
through which he acquired the immortal
name of Slippery. Dick is an alien, and of
fered us between the pillars of Plunder Hall a
lucrative position in the office of County
Clerk, and also proposed to play Judas against
Matsell, if we would not expose his perjured
alienage. We had three interviews, when we
assured him that we despised both treason
and traitor. He then got Alderman John
Kelly to read a letter in the Board of Alder-
men, declaring that he was naturalized in In-
dependence Hall, Philadelphia, whither w<
repaired, and got certificates from the clerks,
declaring that he was never naturalized in
Philadelphia, which we published in the New
York Daily Times. In his Aldermanic letter,
he declared that his document of naturaliza-
tion was framed, which he regarded as his
most valuable piece of furniture, and cor-
dially invited his friends and the incredulous
to call and behold its graceful decoration of
his parlor. The gallant Alderman John H.
Briggs, (the Putnam of the Americans, who
braved and defied all the thieves, and murder-
ers, and demons of hell in the Matsell cam-
paign,) called to see Dick's valuable gem of
furniture, but he could not find it on the wall,
nor elsewhere. We then called, and Dick's
wife told us it was locked in a trunk, and her
husband had the key. Others called, with
similar success. On his election as County
Clerk, Dick and Draper got a law enacted at
Albany, giving the County Clerk $50,000 fees,
which was just so much stolen from the peo-
ple, whom the Municipal, State and National
robbers will not let live, but strive to rob'
the:n of their last crumb, and drive them into
the winter air. Public plunder is devoted to
greasing the political wheels, and burnishing,
and twitching the mysterious wires, through
which the honest laborer is burdened with
taxes, that mangle his back like the last
feather of the expiring camel. Connolly, Bus-
teed, Doane, Wetraore, Nathan, Nelson,
Draper, and Weed, got the Record Commis-
sioners appointed, through which $550,000
have been squandered for printing the useless
County Clerk and Register's Records, which is
the boldest robbery of modern times. We
never could induce Greeley, Bryant, Webb's
Secretary, the Halls, and others, to breathe a
word against this Dev-lin-ish plunder. And
Flagg, himself, through his old printing friends,
Bowne & Hasbrouck, and others, is involv-

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

ed in this record robbery up to his chin,
who never uttered a syllable against it, until
we goaded him through our crimson dissec-
ti hi in the Daily Time*, and even then he
only damned it with lago praise. Since July
last", Flagg has paid more than $300,000 for
Record printing, for which, old as he is, he
should be consigned to a sunless dungeon, and
rot there, with spiders only for his nurses and
mourners. La^t summer Flagg told us there
never was a more wicked band of robbers
than the Record Commissioners, and yet he
paid them from July to December the prodig-
ious sum of over $300,000, and had paid
them more than $200,000. And Flagg
paid this enormous sum without a murmur,
and has no possible facility to place the infamy
on the scapegoat Smith, who seems to roam
at large unmolested by Flagg, who yet fears
Smith's disclosures of his delinquency and
superannuation. Flagg sputters a little in his
reports, for show, against him, but he is not
chasing Smith very hotly in the Courts, nor
dare he, as we have good reason to believe.
Through the Alms House, Navy Yard, County
Clerks' Office, Record Commissioners, metro-
politan and suburban lots, and other plunder-
ing sources, Connolly has amassed a fortune
of nearly a million of dollars, and now lias the
audacity to proclaim himself a candidate for
Comptroller, at which the honorable citizens
of New York should rise and paralyse his in-
famous effrontery. Not content with indo-
lence all his days, — with robbing the laborer
and mechanic, and merchant, and widow, and
orphan, for whom he professes such boundless
love, through his spurious and mercenary de-
mocracy, — with corrupting the ballot box, and
packing juries, to imprison and hang us ac-
cording to his caprice and public or private in-
terest, — with the election of Mayors and other
municipal and even State and National offi-
cers, through his fraudulent canvass of votes
as County Clerk, — and with his awful perjury
in connection with his alienage, he now ap-
pears with his stolen money bags, and^pro-
claims himself a candidate for Comptroller,
for which he should be lashed, and scourged,
and probed to his marrow bones, through the
streets of New York, beneath the glare of
the meridian sun, and the gaze and withering
scorn of every honorable and industrious citi-
zen, whom he has robbed, through intolera-
ble taxation. Connolly has not voted since
we exposed his perjured alienage in 1855,
when he strove to bribe us to shield him from
the odium arising from his alienage. A public
thief, and perjurer, and alien, this man or
devil announces himself for Comptroller of
this mighty metropolis, with a prospect of
nomination and election, unless his throat is
cut by George II. Purser, a deeper and more
dangerous public villain than Connolly. Pur-
ser has robbed this city for a quarter of a cen-
tury, and is also an unnaturalised alien, and
we have positive evidence of the fact, and he
.knows it. His corrupt lobby operations in
the Common Council and at Albany would
make a large volume. And both Connolly and
Purser are nauseous scabs of the Democratic
party, and grossly pollute the glorious prin-
ciples of Jefferson and Jackson. And now,
where, in the name of God, are the people,
or is there no spirit and integrity, and patriot-
ism, and courage, to resist the infernal public
thieves of this vandal age ? Should the people
slumber when a gang of robbers, and devils,
and assassins, and fiends of rapine, are thun-
dering at the gates of the commercial empo-
rium, and even at the very doors and firesides
of our sacred domestic castles, and daily and
hourly rob our coffers, and ravish our daugh-
ters, and cut our throats, in open day, and
through their hellish robbery, and taxation,
drive the mechanic and laborer, and their
dear little ones, to hunger, and rags, and mad-
ness, and crime, and to the dungeon, or scaf-

fold, or suicide? Where is the concert of ac
tion of Boston and Providence, and through-
out New England ? And where are the po-
matum villains of our aristocratic avenues, in
this solemn hour? They are in league with
your Greeleys, and Bryants, and Webbs, and
Wetmores, and Drapers, and Connollys, and
Pursers, and Devlins, and Smiths, and Erbens,
devising schemes to plunder the people here,
at Albany and Washington, for gilded means to
support themselves in idleness and extrava-
gance, and to carry the elections against the
gallant Southrons, whose throats they would
cut from ear to ear, and deluge this whole
land with human blood, ere they would toil
a solitary day like the honest laborer or me-
chanic, or surrender a farthing of their ungod-
ly plunder, or breathe a syllable in favor of
the eternal glory of the Union of Washington.

>ttj!{rtit f . §raiujfs JJliptffr.

NEW TOEK, SATTTRDAY, MAY 15, 1858:

The Mayor and Charley.

Charley — That you have wronged me doth
appear in this : You have condemned and
noted the devil for taking bribes of the office
holders and contractors, wherein my letters
praying on his side, because I knew the man,
were slighted oft'.

Mayor — You knew better than to pray for
the devil.

Charley — I can get no fat meat nor oyster
stews, if every devil is condemned.

Mayor — Let mo tell you, Charley, that you,
yourself, should be condemned for itching to
sell your offices and contracts for gold to a
gang of devils.

Charley — I got the itch ! You know that
you are great Peter's son, or, by golly, you
would not say so twice.

Mayor — The name of Itch or Scratch honor
this corruption, and by the Eternal, if Hickory
dont hide his head at the Hermitage.

Charley — Hickory !

Mayor — Remember November, — the hides
ot November, O remember. Did not great
Fernando bleed for me and Peter and Edward's
sake ? Who touched his carcase, and did stab,
and not for me and Peter and young Edward ?
What! Shall thoy who struck the foremost
man of all this city, but for supporting rob-
bers, — shall we now use our fingers, save to
grab the Mayor's and all the Executive De-
partments ? By all the bellonas and dough-
nuts of the world, I'd rather be a hog and
grow as fat as Matsell, than to be a cadaver-
ous crow, and live on vultures, and the
shadows of the moon.

Charley — Daniel : I'll slap your chops. I'll
not stand it. You forget yourself to pen me
in. I'm a contractor, I, older in practice, and
sharper than yourself to make contracts.

Mayor — Go to : You are not, Charley.

Charley — Dam if I aint.

Mayor — I say you are not.

Charley — How dare you so excite my dan-
der? Look out for your dimes. I had a father,
and I was a baker.

Mayor — Away spare man.

Charley — Toads and frogs ! Am I Charley,
or am I not. Where's the looking glass ?

Mayor — Hear me, for I'm dam'd if I dont
belch. Must my bowels yield to your cholera ?
Shall I be frightened because the diarrhoea
looks knives and scorpions through the win-
dows of your liver ?

Charley — O, me. Must I stand this ? O that
I had a dough knife, to let out my honest
blood.

Mayor — -This ? ay, and a dam lot more.
Growl till your liver bursts. Go and tell your
contractors and office-holders, how hard you
have got the diarrhoea, and make them trem-

ble, lest you kick the bucket, and they get
fleeced. Must I gouge ? Must I lick you. Ur
must I get between your duck legs ? By all
the mush and Graham bread in the coat and
boots and belly of Horace, you shall digest all
the grub and gin you have gulched to-day,
though it do split your spleen and kidneys.
And henceforth I'll use you as a brush and
ladder for Peter and Edward and myself, to
sweep the streets, and scale the gilded heights
of Record Hall, at whose prolific and teeming
hive we will suck your honey like bumble
bees.

Charley — O, where am I ?

Mayor — In a dam tight place. You say you
are a better contractor. Prove it. Make your
braggadocio true, and I'll not grumble. There
may be better contractors than me, but dam
if I believe you are, though.

Charley — O gingerbread ! You gouge me
every second, Daniel. I said an older con-
tractor, not a better. I know you can make
better contracts than me, in paint and oil and
glass and putty, hut I'm some on ginger-nuts
and doughnuts, aad affy-davy's, and street
openings. Did I say better ?

Mayor — I dont care a dam if you did.

Charley — If the devil were here, you would
not dare talk thus.

Mayor — The devil is hard by, and you fear
his claws, and dare not oppose his will.

Charley — Dare not ?

Mayor — No.

Charley — What! dare not oppose the devil?

Mayor — What I have said, I have said.

Charley — If you trifle too much with my
liver, dam me if I don't kick you, and give
you a black eye.

Mayoi — I dare you to try it. I scout your
threats, Charley, for I'm fortified so strongly
through my supposed integrity, that they pass
by me like incarcerated wind, which I can re-
sist with a penny fan, or potato popgun. I
did send to you for the legitimate keys of the
Street Commissioner, which you refused me,
for I despise false keys. By Juno, I would sell
all the paint, and oil, and glass, and putty in
my factory to the city, at a good price, before I
would use false keys, or bamboozle the dear
people, who think me so honest, and love me
so intensely. I sent to you for the keys of
Peter and Edward, which you denied me.
Did not Charley err in that ? Would I have
treated Charley so ? When Daniel is so mean
as to refuse the keys of Blackwell's Island to
his Charley, be ready, Branch, with all your
bombs, and dash out his honest and tender
brains.

Charley — I denied you not. It's a dam lie.

Mayoi — I swear you did.

Charley — I did not. I gave the keys to the
Turn-key, and told him to bring them to you.
O! Daniel hath rent my liver, who should
overlook my trivial faults, and not magnify
them so hugely.

Mayor — I do, until you exaggerate my lit-
tle peccadillos.

Charley— Daniel hates me.

Mayor — I dislike your didos.

Charley — None but an owl could discern
my tricks.

Mayor — An alligator would not, unless he
were hungry, and Charley was in a tree.

Charley — Come, Whiting, and young Con-
over, come, and revenge yourselves on Char-
ley, who is weary of this wicked world.
Hooted by the people, and braved by a Mayor,
and checked like a forger, and all his thefts
detected, and found in a note-book, and reci-
ted and sung by rote, and thrown into my very
jaws — O ! I could cry like a crocodile, until
my eyes were balls of blood and fire. There's
my keys, and razor, and scissors, and here's
my yearning belly. Within, a liver, and blad-
der, and frogs, and kidneys, and tripe, and
sausages, tenderer than my heart, itself, which
nought but worms can ever conquer. If thou

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

are not a bogus Mayor, or cunning spoilsman,
apply tliy scissors, and pluck them out, and
appease thy insatiate palate. I, that denied
thee keys, will yield my entrails. Strike, as
thou didst at poor Branch's claim, for I do
know, that when thou didst hate him worst,
thou lov'dst him better than ever thou didst
Charley.

Mayor — Sheathe your scissors. Be was-
pish when you please, — you shall have sea-
room. Be tricky when you will, — I'll call it
fun. O Charley ! Ton are like Father Peter,
who carries lightning as a withered limb
bears fire, — who, tightly squeezed, shows a
hasty flash, and straight is coal again.

Charley — Hath Charley toiled, and sweat,
and- groaned, and grunted all his days, to be
the scoff and derision of his Daniel, when
clouds and sorrows fret him ?

Mayor — When I derided the honest Char-
ley, I had the dyspepsia most horribly, with a
touch of Peter's chronic piles.

Charley — ginger-snaps ! Do you acknow-
ledge so much corn ? Give me yonr fist.

Mayor — Take it, with its nails and knuckles.

Charley — O, Daniel !

Mayor — What's the matter, Charley ?

Charley — I hear the echo clank of a cul-
prit's chains, and I almost feel the hangman's
halter round my neck. And have you not
gizzard enough to forgive me, when that rash
humor which the people gave me, makes me
savage and forgetful ?

Mayor — Yes, Charley, and henceforth,
when you are over-savage with your Daniel,
and refuse the keys to gilded treasure, and
strive to rob his brother Edward, and Father
Peter of a million spoils, he'll say that only

Horace can deride,
And black people chide,
And he'll let you slide
Down the rapid tide
Into the grassy dell,
Near the borders of— —
Where the first sinners felt,
And where contractors dwell,
And all who truth do sell,
So, Charley, fare thee well.

Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1857, by

STEPHEN H. BRANCH,

In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United

States for the Southern District of New York.

Life of Stephen H Branch.

With John, James, and Wesley Harper's per-
mission, I returned to Providence, and went
with Smith & Parmenter, who published the
" Literary Cadet and Rhode Island States-
man" whose editor was the handsome and
talented Sylvester S. Southworth, now editor
of the " New Fork Mercury." Samuel J.
Smith courted Miss McBride, a beautiful ac-
tress, who extended her hand behind her for
sewing silk, when her sister penetrated and
broke a needle in the palm or rear of her
hand, and she died in two days of lockjaw. I
attended her funeral, and so piercing were her
lover's cries, and so mournful was the general
scene, that I had to join the mighty throng in
the universal lamentation. After the coffin was
lowered, and the first spade of earth imparted
its thrilling reverberation, he became frantic,
and leaped into the grave, and strove to re-
move the lid, amid the horror of the vast as-
semblage. In those early years, as now, I was
extremely susceptible, and as nature's even-
ing mantle was closing its sombre folds around
us, — and, as the extraordinary spectacle of the
enthusiastic lover had thrilled and chilled me
to the soul, I departed for my abode, amid the
overwhelming cries of a desolate man, who
soon sold his interest in the " Statesman" and
published the " News" which;, was the first
Sunday journal established in New York. I
went with John Miller, of the Providence Jour-
nal, with Hugh Brown, who printed the Pro-
vidence Directory — with Mr. Congdon, of New
Bedford, — with Beales & Homer, of the Bos-

ton Gazette, — with Mr. Eldridge, of the Ham-
den Whig, of Springfield, — with John Russell,
of the Hartford Times, — with Charles King, of
the New York American, whose publisher was
D. K. Minor, — with Michael Burnham, of the
New York Evening Post, whose editors were
William Cullen Bryant and William Leggett,
whose fervent nature and jovial risibles I can
never forget, — with Thomas Kite, a stingy
Quaker, of Philadelphia, who would not pay
me for the fat matter, and when he became so
bold as to plunder .the title and two blank
pages, I pulled off his wig, and run for my
life, with Tommy after me, but my fleetness
vanquished, and I kept his wig, — with Francis
Preston Blair, of the Washington Qlobe, whose
publisher was Win. Greer. I now learned of
the sudden death of Charles Manton, of Prov-
idence, whom I had most fondly loved since
rosy childhood, whose demise cast a gloom
over my heart which has never been effaced.
I left Washington for Philadelphia in 1830,
and took a room with Edward Dodge, with
whom I had been a schoolmate in Providence,
and who is now a distinguished banker of
Wall street, with whose recent misfortunes
I strongly sympathize. I now receive a let-
ter from father, requesting my immediate re-
turn to Providence, and on my arrival, he in-
troduced me to James Fenner, the Governor
of Rhode Island, and to Gen. Edward J. Mal-
lett, the Postmaster of Providence, who mar-
ried Gov. Fenner's daughter. I became a
clerk in the Post-office, at $400 per annum.
[Gen. Maliett's second wife was a widow of
the affluent Haight family, of this city, and he
was the President of the St. Nicholas Bank.—
He has just been appointed by President Bu-
chanan, Commercial Agent to Florence,
where he will probably die, as he is tottering
in the bleak evening of life.] I had borrowed
money from Israel Post, of New York, before
I went to Washington, and when he learned
that I was a clerk in the Post-office, he de-
manded payment, and threatened to write to
Gen. Mallett, if I did not immediately cancel
his claim. I wrote him that I would pay him
from my salary. He replied, that he would
not wait. His letters were exciting, and fear-
ing he would write an extravagant letter to
Gen. Mallett, and perhaps effect my dismissal,
I took the money from the till, and inclosed it
in a letter, and as I was about to seal and mail
it, Captain Bunker's admonitions, and my fa-
ther's kindness in procuring my clerkship, and
my horror of a thief, caused me to forbear,
amid tears of joy at my victory over the de-
mon of dishonor. Although this transpired
in the Post-office at midnight, and although I
boarded near the Post-office, which was a
mile from father's, yet I went home, against a
winter's tempest, and aroused him from his
slumber, and told him of the horrors of my
position. He stood before me in robes of
whiteness, like a Roman statue, and when I
told him that I had taken and instantly re-
stored the money to the till, big drops rolled
from his cavern eyes in exhaustless profusion,
and after pacing the room in utter silence, he
halted and said : — " Stephen, my dear son, in
early years, you were dishonest, and I feared
you were so now. But your firmness and in-
tegrity on this occasion, gladden my heart
more than I can evince in language. It is
midnight, and a storm rages with terrific fury,
and I hope you will remain at home to-night,
and in the morning you shall have the means
to cancel the claim of Mr. Post. Take the lamp
and retire, Stephen, and you will go to your
repose with my most fervent blessing." And
as I was about to go, with his hand upon
the latch, he gazed, and lingered, and hesita-
ted, and advanced and embraced me as never
before, and while he kissed my forehead, his
copious and burning tears rolled down my
pallid cheeks. We parted in silence, as neither

could speak. I arose early, and went to the
Post-otfice, and before meridian, father gave
mo i,W- mum-}-, which I sent to .Mr. Post,
which made me the happiest being in Provi-
dence. The students of Brown University
daily came for letters, with some of whom I
formed the warmest friendship, and I soon
discovered my superficiality through their sn-
perior intelligence, and I resolved to emerge
from the ignorance and superstition that be-
clouded my intellect, and made me unhappy.
I studied Greek and Latin very hard during
my leisure hours, and recited to Hartshorn,
Farnsworth, and Gay, and made rapid ad-
vances. The clerks became jealous soon after
I embarked in my intellectual enterprise, and
strove to prejudice Gen. Mallett against me,
assuring him that I did not come to the office
early in the morning, and let them go to
breakfast, although I hastened to the office
immediately after I closed my morning meal,
and sometimes without it, to please the clerks.
They also told him that I studied during office
hours, and negleeted those who called for let-
ters. Gen. Mallett believed their fallacious
accusations, and often severely denounced me,
and I left the Post-office, with the approbation
of my father, and began the study of law
with Gen. Thomas F. Carpenter, one of the
most eminent lawyers of Rhode Island, and a
man of noble nature. Gea. Mallett soon re-
quested me to return, by direction of Gov.
Fenner, who was the constant personal and
political friend of my father more than forty
years. I returned, but the clerks again con-
spired, and apparently gave Mallett no peace
— although I learned that Mallett himself, if
not their instigator, was, at least, their fellow
conspirator, which aroused a hundred tigers
in my breast. The clerks adduced another
batch of colored charges, and Mallett belched
a scathing phillippic, when I sprang like a
panther at his throat, and gently squeezed and
hugged him like a bear, until he showed his
lying and vituperating tongue, and rolled his
phrenzied eyes, when he made a superhuman
effort, and eluded my nails and fingers, and
fled into his private office, whither I pursued
him. My father was in the printing office of
Wm. Simons on the floor above, and hearing
my blows and awful anathema of Mallett, and
scratches, and gouges, and wild cat screeches
and echos, he rushed down stairs, and into the
private office of Mallett, and locked the door,
and put the key in his pocket, to coneeal us
from the public gaze ; and after a desperate
conflict, he dragged me from Mallett, who
then seized the poker, and run behind the
stove and wood and coal box. While father
held, and strove to calm me, Mallett feared I
would got loose, and suspended one leg from
the window, and asked father if he had not
better leap to the ground. Father told him
that he might break his neck or legs, and that
he would strive to hold me until my anger was
allayed. My eyes glared like Forrest's in one
of his terrible revenges, and my tongue pro-
jected, and mouth foamed, and my cheeks and
lips were of deathly pallor, and I had the
strength of a small panther, and father ex-
claimed : " Why, Stephen, don't you know
me ? I am your father, — and won't you recog-
nise me, and heed my friendly counsel ? It
is the familiar voice of your father that ap-.
peals for your restoration to serenity. Do, I
implore you, tranquilise your nerves, and ap-
pease your fearful wrath, and allay your dead-
ly fury, and gratify your aged father, who
always loved you." I faltered and gazed
around, and as my wild and fatal eye balls
rested on Mallett, he again cries out: "Judge
Branch : Don't you really think I had better
jump ont of the window?" Father said:
" No, I guess not. Stephen will soon abjure
his dreadful anger, and be himself again." He
then bathed my temples, and stroked my curly

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

hair and fanned my fevered cheeks, and I slow-
ly emerged from my protracted aberration,
and took a seat, and father unlocked thejloor,
and Mallett darted out like a cat from IrRlark
closet, and scaled the stairs with a solitary
stride, and I returned home with father. Gov.
Fenner truly loved me, and deeply regretted
the sad intelligence of the quarrel, and on the
following day insisted on my immediate re-
turn to the Post Office, and threatened to kick
Mallett and all the clerks into the street,
because they had long plotted such infamous
mischief to get mo out of the office, and to
effect, if possible, my earthly ruin. I sincerely
thanked the Governor for his friendly feel-
ings, and assured him that I could not return
and dwell with happiness among such a gang
of miserable wretches, when he honored me
■with an elegant donation, and expressed the
warmest desire for my future welfare. Gov.
Fenner told me, in the presence of my father,
that he would request Gen. Jackson to remove
his son-in-law as Post Master, if he did not
instantly hurl every clerk into the street, who
had conspired against me. But my father and
myself besought the noble Governor to com-
mit no rashness, as it would be impossible to
conduct the affairs of the Post Office, in the
sudden absence of all the experienced clerks.
I then shook the Governor's throbbing hands,
and, as we parted, I am quite sure I saw a tear
fall from his venerable and intellectual eyes,
and I know that grateful and hallowed waters
fell like equator rain from my pensive vision.
I left for Andover, and entered Phillips' Acad-
emy, in the Greek and Latin classes, where
I formed a devoted friendship with Win. Au-
gustus White, who was a poor youth, and
a beneficiary of the Education Society, and
who is now an Episcopal minister in Mary-
land. I left Andover for Boston, and caught
the itch from a filthy bed at a hotel in Wash-
ington street. I went to Cambridge, and en-
tered the law school of Judge Story and Pro-
fessor Greenleaf. A law student from Provi-
dence asked me to gamble, and I won about
$20 in cash, and he denounced me, because I
would not gamble with him after he had lost
all he had, and owed me $50. I told him that
persons seldom paid gambling debts, and I
could not stake cash against credit in a game
of cards. I also told him that I would return
the $20 I had won, and give him the $50 he
owed me, if he would never ask me to gam-
ble, when he flew into a fearful passion, and
said I grossly insulted him. He strove to irri-
tate me to blows, and I anticipated a scuffle,
but lie did not dare strike me, as he doubtless
saw fatality and a pale sepulchre in my eyes.
We had known each other nearly all our days,
but dice and cards separated us for ever, and
he is in the grave. News arrived at Cam-
bridge of the great fire of 1835, and I went to
New York, to see my brothers, and the deso-
lation, and proceeded to Philadelphia, but my
itch increased, and I returned with forced
cars to Cambridge, and consulted Dr. Plymp-
ton, who gave me ointment, which I applied,
and the itch suddenly disappeared, and com-
mingled with my blood, and raised Beelzebub
with my emotions. I felt cold, and made a
rousing fire, and went to bed, and had a vio-
lent perspiration, and out popped the itch
again like a porpoise, and made me scratch so
hard and incessantly, that I could not sleep
of nights, and I was in a horrible predica-
ment, and I got alarmed, and went to Provi-
dence, and immediately to bed, as my physi-
cal energies were utterly exhausted, from loss
of rest, and from my eternal scratching, and
off I went into a thundering snore. My
brother William arrived from New York dur-
ing the night, and got into my bed, and I slept
so soundly that he vainly strove to awake me.
I told him in the morning that I had the itch,
and he laughed heartily, and I tried to join

him, but I could not. He soon returned to
New York, and I to Cambridge, and in about
a month, lie wrote me that he had got the
itch, and asked me what he should do to cure
it. I told him to apply itch ointment exter-
nally, and to gently scratch the developments,
or they would increase like fury, or a snow
ball. He then wrote me that itch pimples
had appeared between his fingers, and on the
back of his hands, and desired to know what
to do to screen them, or cure them quickly,
and spare the mortification. I told him to
wear gloves or mittens constantly as I did,
and to pretend that he was learning the art
of self-defence, and went to a boxing school
so often that it began to seem natural to wear
gloves or mittens without cessation, or through
absence of mind. Brother Bill never troubled
me again about his itch, and I was glad, as I
did not like to commune of itch, even through
correspondence with a brother, as my own
itch required my unremitting attention. The
students often asked me why I scratched my
legs and back so much, and why I always had
pimples in the rear of my hands, and between
my fingers, and on my knuckles, and why I
wore boxing gloves so much. I toid them that
I had the salt rheum that my dear mother
gave me. I went to Andover, in a sleigh,
with a student named Terry, who had a sweet-
heart in the suburbs of the town, with whom
he lingered until late in the evening. On our
return to Cambridge, we got lost in the woods,
at midnight, and came near freezing. In our
emergence from the forest, and while sharply
turning a corner of the country road, we up-
set, and both were thrown with great vio-
lence, on the uneven snow and ice. Terry
fell on his prominent, though handsome nose.
The night was dark, and his hands were numb,
and on applying his fingers to his nose, he
could not feel it, and thought it had frozen,
and broken, and gone, as blood flowed freely
from where his nose ought to be, and once
was, and in abject despair, (for Terry dearly
loved his nose,) he exclaimed: "Branch!
where are you ?" " I am here." " Well, do
come here, for the Lord's sake." " What's
the matter, Terry ?" " Branch, can you see
my nose ?" " No. It is so dark, I cannot see
you. Where are you, Terry V " Here." We
then found each other, and he besought me,
in touching accents, to feel for his nose,
and I did, and told him that I feared
his nose was gone, as I could not
feel it, nor could I, because my arms
and fingers were so numb. Poor Terry
wept bitterly, while I laughed into smoth-
ered hysterics. We got into the sleigh,
and off we went towards Cambridge, with
Terry moaning over the loss of his nose, and
I laughing through the disguise of a cough or
sneeze. On our arrival at Ins College room, I
struck a match, and Terry rushed for the glass,
and lo ! his mangled nose was there, gleaming
and streaming with icicles of blood, and the
pale liquid of nature. He made a fire, and
bathed his wounds, and melted his nosy icicles,
and jumped and hopped and leaped with un-
wonted ecstacy. The previous cold and sud-
den heat of Terry's fire irritated my itch, and
I wanted to scratch my pimples, but dared not
in Terry's presence, and I put on my coat to go
to my college apartment, to bathe my body
with itch ointment. But Terry wanted me to
sleep with him. He had a large feather bed,
and the fire was blazing, and I was sure I
would get into a perspiration, and give him
the itch if I slept with him. So I declined.
But he insisted, and locked the room, and hid
the key. What to do I did not know. I dared
not tell him I had the itch, but told him that
I must go to my room, and get my lessons for
the morrow, to which he would not listen.
I had not applied ointment for fifteen hours,
and I was anxious to do so that night, and

made a warm appeal to Terry to unlock the
door, but he would not. He then made some
warm punch, and displayed his crackers,
cheese, apples, cake, and segars, and firmly
declared that if I did not sleep with him, he
would never speak to me again. So I had to
stop, and we went to bed, when he proposed
to snuggle up a little before we went to sleep,
and I had to let him do it. But the cold
had made him sleepy, and he soon turned over,
and away he departed in a roaring sleep, to
my infinite delight, as the punch and crack-
ling fire had caused my pimples to itch horri-
bly for two hours, and I could only slyly and
gently scratch them while he was awake. So
I went at them with my long nails, which I
had cultivated for scratching, and I soon made
the pimples smart and bleed instead of itch,
which afforded me the same relief that an eel
obtains in his desperate leap from the pan into
the lurid coals. The college bell aroused Terry
early, but not me, as I was already aroused,
not having closed my eyes, though I pretend-
ed (out of compliment to Terry's nice punch
and feather bed,) to have had the most de-
lightful repose. So we arose, and clad our-
selves, and combed our hair, and brushed our
teeth, and Terry let me out, and I departed
for a two hour's communion with itch oint-
ment. In about three weeks, while Terry was
telling a most comical story to myself and some
students in his room, he suddenly stopped,
and made a desperate grab at the calf of his
left leg, which he scratched like a cross and
sick hen, in pursuit of food for her hungry
chickens, until I thought he would tear his
pantaloons. Terry scratched so hard and long
that he excited one of the students, who begun
to scratch his head, and asked him if he ever
discovered fleas in his room. Terry looked in-
dignant, and ceased scratching, and continued
his story. Presently he made a lunge for
the other leg, higher up. The students stared
at Terry, and looked extremely solicitous to-
wards each other, and two left very suddenly.
Terry closed his story, and the other students
left, leaving myself and Terry, who hauled up
his pantaloons, and exclaimed : " Why,
Branch, I think I must have fleas, for, good
God, just look at my legs, they are covered
with pimples, and they itch most awfully."
I inquired if a dog had been in his room re-
cently, to which he negatively responded. I
then said : " Perhaps you have not got fleas,
but the itch." He instantly straightened him-
self, and looking me dead in the eye, said :
" Branch : If 1 had the itch, I think I would
commit suicide." I replied : " That would be

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Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1S57, by

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States for the Southern District of New York.

Life of Stephen H Branch.

very silly, as ointment will soon cure it." He
said: "1 knew a man who applied ointment
five years, and his itch got worse every year."
This was a bomb that quickened my pulsa-
tion. I then said : " Perhaps you have got
the salt rheum, and I advise you to consult
Dr. Plympton immediately." He said : "I'll
go now, and I want you to go with me." As
Plympton was the Superintendent of my itch,
I did not know what response to make. But
as he might he absent, or if at home, deter-
mined to remain without while Terry went in,
I at length said: "Well, I will go with you,"
and over we went to the Doctor's, who, to
my great joy, was not in. I then told Terry that
I must go to my room, and get my lessons, but
that he must remain until Dr. Plympton re-
turned, and he said he would. Terry rushed
into my room in about an hour, a shade paler
than a ghost, and exclaimed : — " Branch! the
Doctor says that I must have caught the itch
from you, as it is precisely like yours." If a
cannon ball had entered the window, it could
not have thrilled my frame like the disclos-
ures of Plympton, which I regarded as safe
with him as myself. But the old cat was out,
and I had to face her sharp claws. So I told
poor Terry the whole story, and that if he
had not locked the door, and forced me to
sleep with him, he would not have caught the
itch. lie mildly eluded .me for not disclosing
that I had the itch, as, if I had, he certainly
would have unlocked the door with much
pleasure, and let rue out. But he forgave me,
and asked me to room with him, so that we
could apply the itch oiutment together, be-
fore the same fire, and talk the matter over,
and compare symptoms, and sympathize with
each other, and eat and sleep together with
impunity, and read distinguished itch authors,
and go to Dr. Plympton's together, until we
got cured. I told Terry that if we did all that,
we would so thoroughly innocculate eacli other
with the itch, that all the doctors of the globe
could not wrench it from our blood, and that
we would transmit the itch to our posterity
for ten thousand years, and then it would not
be entirely out of the system. Terry looked
amazed, and said he felt faint, and eu'lled for
giu and water, and stared like an

Egyptian Daddy,

Or Tiemann Granny,

Or Peter Mummy,

Or Edward Sonny,

Borne five thousand years old,

Whose wills were never sold,

Nor their offices for gold.
As we oft have been told ; 1
Who loved their constituents
Far better than stimulants,
Or their sons and brothers,
And a good many others.
0, fiddle-de-dee,
Ye Coopers three,
You'll not cheat m«,
No, sirs-ree,
While I'm free,
As you'll see ! t3F~

And Terry said he hoped I would excuse him,
as he felt nervous, and would like to go to
bed, and I bade him good night, and went to
see Plympton, and assured him that if he told
the students I had the itch, it would mortify
my feelings, and spread, and terrify all Cam-
bridge, and I might be mobbed, and he most
solemnly vowed that he would make no fur-
ther disclosures. And I returned to the Col-
lege, and saturated my body with ointment,
and retired, and sweat, and scratched all
night, and did not close my weary eyes until
the Cambridge rooster crowed.

(To be continued to our last loan.)

Let the Firemen Stand to their Guns !

And Nerer Surrender their Glorious Vol-
unteer System to the Corrupt Politicians,
and with it their Widows' and Orphans' 1
Fund. *

We wrote and published the following doc-
ument in the New York Herald one year be-
fore we opened our batteries against George
W. Matsell's alienage. But it is more appro-
priate now than in 1 85-t, as the enthusiastic
champions of a Paid Fire Department are in-
closing and about to overwhelm the adversa-
ries of that fatal system, like the allied armies
the great Napoleon at Waterloo. Although
we had written the Annual and Special Fire
Reports of Alfred Carson in 1851, '2, and '3,
yet we wrote and published this document
without his consultation, as he was in Troy,
New York, when it appeared in the Herald ;
but when he read it ir. the cars between Al-
bany and New York, he was delighted with
it, as he informed us on his arrival in this
city. The Firemen will perceive that it was
written soon after the destruction of Jeuning's
Clothing Store in Broadway, and the loss of
human life; and that we hurl back the ungen-
erous charges of almost the universal press of
Mew York, that the firemen were a gang of
thieves, because some cheap and scorched aud
wet clothing was placed over the chilly and
mangled and dying firemen by their weeping
comrades on that mournful occasion, and
found on their dead bodies in the City Hos-
pital.

But read, Firemen, read, and unite to a man
against all who would destroy the Volunteer

Fire System of New York, which is the best
ever devised since the forests aud Indians
yielded to civilization and freedom.

From the New York Herald of May 14, 1854.

Firemen of New York : — The columns of
almost every public journal are closed against
you. The hand of almost every editor is up-
lifted to strike yon down. The scurvy politi-
cians, to a man, are against you, and the in-
surance corporations are spending their mon-
ey freely to distract and subvert your organ-
ization, for the first time since the Indians
transmitted their fire department to the pale
faces. And why this unhallowed alliance of
the press, politicians, and insurance corpora-
tions, for your demolition? I will tell you.
The press would blot out Alfred Carson, be-
cause he dared attack them, and silence their
base libels on his good name; the corrupt pol-
iticians would bury yourselves and Carson in
one common ruin, because you have driven
their Aldermanic cronies back to their dreary
abodes of reflection and remorse, and the bi-
ting neglect of meritorious citizens ; and the
insurance companies have secretly united to
destroy you, because you and your predeces-
sors have been so kind and true to them and
their ancestors for one or two centuries. In-
gratitude is of rare occurrence among honor-
able men, but from soulless corporations it is
to be expected, although they are composed of
creatures who profess to have souls.

A paid fire department is the ostensible cry
of the press; but your chastisement is their
leading motive, because you have clung like
brothers to your Chief, against their maledic-
tions. Their first object is to render you ob-
noxious with the people. And how woidd
they effect this? Not by honorable means,
hut by branding you indiscriminately as
thieves, even while some of you are imploring,
in the name of a humane God, to be extrica-
ted from burning ruins, and when the thrilling
cries of your deceased comrades could be
heard in their editorial closets ; and, when ex-
tricated, (some dead, and others apparently in'
their last gasp,) these editors send you, edito-
rially, to the hospital or to Greenwood, as a
gang of worthless thieves. They thus de-
grade and lacerate the bleeding hearts of your
distracted kindred ; and, to make sure of their
victims, living and dead, they devise a hellish
plot to entrap your noble Chief Engineer to
testify against your departed companions,
whose testimony before the Coroner's Jury,
was most shamefully perverted by almost
every press in the city. And these editors do
all this to operate on the people, and in favor
of a paid fire department.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

Firemen, you do not merit this degradation
and this cruel persecution from the press, (the
safety of whose costly establishments you
watoh with such sleepless vigilance,) simply
because you have conscientiously testified
your undeviating devotion to your Chief, who
has shared your perils for so many years,
■while those who would degrade and destroy
you, are sweetly reposing on feather beds, and
making glorious dividends from your gratuit-
ous and perilous labors.

The editors prate about the thievish pro-
pensities of firemen, as though there were no
thieves among the editors ; but these editors
mnst be a most infernal set of scamps from
their glowing accounts of each other. And
the editors prognosticate no more thefts if the
firemen are only paid good fat salaries, and are
called brigadiers, or brigade firemen. These
brigadiers must come direct from Heaven, if
there be not, here and there, a devil among
them. Louis Napoleon elected himself Em-
peror through his fire brigades, and other sim-
ilar organizations ; and Matsell, backed by
a large portion ot the press and the politicians,
may have some mischievous game in view, for
he is in his shirt sleeves for a fire brigade. —
Brigadier Matsell ! How that would sound !
And a Brigadier of two Departments, viz. :
the fire and the police. O, there's much in
that. Did not Matsell once attempt to wear
a white fireman's cap ? and did not Anderson
make him take it off? And did not Matsell
order a general alarm at the fire in Forsyth
street the other day ? Oh, firemen, why will
you repose on a volcano ?

Much is said by the press of the indepen-
dence of the police, under its present organiza-
tion. But does not Matsell report the trem-
bling policemen for misdemeanor to the Mayor,
Recorder, and City Judge, whose action is
final in their removal? This power, in the
hands of Matsell, is a lash, and enables him,
in connection with his captains and lieuten-
ants, to control the city. How easy for a po-
lice captain, under instructions from Matsell,
to silence the clamors of their political oppo-
nents at the polls, and to incarcerate, (in the
Tombs or station houses, until the election is
over, and the votes are " satisfactorily" count-
ed,) under the pretext of disturbance, all those
who dared oppose Matsell's candidates, and
the candidates of Matsell's friends among the
press and the politicians. And if we had
another powerful political organization, in the
form of a paid fire department, or Napoleonic
Fire Brigade, that would harmonize in its ac-
tion with the police department, and with the
leading politicians, and with the press, and
with the insurance and other corporations,
what would become of the right of practical
suffrage in the city of New York ? It would
exist only in name.

With power equally distributed among the
nations of Europe, there would be no cause
for war. Nicholas thinks he can resist all
Europe in arms : hence the present war.
What mainly preserves the union of the States
is the eqality of representation of States in
the American Senate, through which the re-
served rights of the States are chiefly protect-
ed. And what will preserve the city of New
York from conflagration, and best protect the
ballot-box, and promote the best interests of
the city, will be for the press to be far less
grasping in its desires for universal power,
through its advocation of, and its subsequent
intimate connection with, the leading officers
of dangerous political organizations, which
must ultimately result in their absorption of
the right of suffrage, and perhaps in tho de-
struction of the city itself. Let the press and
tho public organizations studiously move in
their respective spheres, like the States and
the General Government, — a serious collision,

or too friendly intimacy, being equally fatal
to both, and to all concerned.

The Press has power enough, and quite as
much as the people can safely allow them.
The public corporations have more power
than is consistent with the public safety, and
the purity and exercise of the elective fran-
chise. But I repeat, that with a police de-
partment, and paid fire department, and other
public corporations, and the press, all united
in a specified object, God have mercy on the
city of New York. Farewell, then, to the
right of suffrage in this city. The paid fire-
men and the paid policemen, openly or tacitly
sustained by the press, would utterly block
up and control the passages leading to the
ballot-boxes, permitting (as many of the police
do now) only those to vote who could give
the countersign. This fearful consolidation of
power in the first American city might lead
to the roost deplorable results to the whole
country. We have not existed eighty years
as a Republic, which is a very brief period in
the silent and trackless footsteps of centuries.
The American eagle might fall to-morrow
from his projecting cliff, never to rise. Rome
ruled, and finally destroyed the Roman Em-
pire. So with Athens and Alexandria, and
other ancient cities. Paris, through political
organizations, rules France. These associa-
tions, controlled by a bold, reckless, and ac-
complished leader, can make France a repub-
lic to-day, and a despotism to-morrow. Lon-
don, through her public corporations, which
were gradually stolen from the people, con-
trols the British empire, on whose vast pos-
sessions the sun never sets. And why should
not New York, with similar organizations,
and controlled by a crafty, irresponsible, un-
scrupulous, and unbridled press, ultimately re-
duce the Whole country to despotism and de-
grading vassalage ? Some of our leading and
most honorable statesmen will tell you that
the city of New York controls the national
conventions of either party, and the national
politics, through half a dozen bloated politi-
cal scamps, located in this city and Albany.

Firemen of New York, and other citizens,
are you prepared to incurthese perils? If not,
arise and resist the superhuman efforts to dis-
grace ant destroy you! Grasp and hold with
giant strength the little you have left of the
right of suffrage ; — cling, with undying firm-
ness and affection, to your noble organization ;
resist the attempts to saddle this tax-ridden
city with an additional tax of nearly one mil-
lion of dollars, for the support of a paid fire
department, and avert the possible contin-
gency that some mushroom scoundrel may, at
no remote day, haughtily dispense the curses
of monarchy or unlimited despotism on the
ruins of your country !

A paid fire department, composed of a limit-
ed number of hired mercenaries, could not
protect this city so effectually as a voluntary
system. It could be done in the cities of Eu-
rope, where the habitations are composed of
bricks, granite, marble, and other substances
impervious to fire, but not in New York,
where almost every edifice is a pile of shav-
ings, or combustible matter. Moreover, hired
civilians are the same as hired soldiers. Both
work for pay, and not for public utility and
renown. But the volunteer firemen of New
York are as zealous and courageous as the
soldiers of the Revolution, while paid firemen
would evince the slothfulness and cowardice
of the British in that memorable contest.
Any man contending for liberty, and his wife
and children, can easily rend to fragments
three cowardly mercenary combatants, and a
volunteer fireman of New York, panting for
deeds of valor, and the love and respect of his
fellow men, can effect more than half a dozen
paid lazzaroni, who go to their perilous task
as slaves go to the field.

For years the press of New York has dis-
gusted and insulted the firemen, by striving to
make the people believe that the police were
more efficient at fires than tho firemen ; and
most of these puffs are written at Matsell's
and the Captains' offices. We now begin to
see the motive of this, which was two-fold.
First, to make tho police system popu-
lar with the people — and it has required an
immense deal of puffing to make it even tole-
rable with the people. And, secondly, to pre-
pare the people for another police organiza-
tion in the form of a paid fire department. We
shall not recur to the past, but will recur to
the future, files of the press, and we will ven-
ture the prediction that, ere many days, it will
be publicly announced that poor Matsell has
either broken his thigh at a fire, or had his
coat burned entirely from his back, or that he
has saved the lives of seventy-five policemen,
by ordering them down stairs just as the fatal
crash was about to come ; or, fancying him-
self Chief Engineer, he has actually struck a
general alarm, as in Forsyth street. Or it may
be announced that Captains Brennan, Leon-
ard, or some other daring policemen, have
quenced a tolerably large conflagration before
the firemen arrived ; and that, at the same
terrific Are, they saved the lives of several
men, women, and children, at the imminent
risk of losing their own valuable lives.

This base stuff', and these monstrous lies,
which daily fill the columns of the Press, con-
cocted by the Police Department as early and
valuable news, may have rendered the Police
Department a little more tolerable with the
people, but, at the same time, it has created a
breach and a deadly hatred between the police-
men and the firemen that will not be effaced
while the present race of editors shall exist.
And if they would atone for the mischief they
have thus created, and would have more
friendly relations subsist between the Police
and Fire Departments, the sooner they stop
such disgusting nonsense the better for them,
and for the city at large.

Stephen H. Bkanoh.

May 14, 1854,

And now, firemen, be vigilant, or you are
lost. You are surrounded by spies and internal
foes, who talk in favor of the Volunteer Sys-
tem, and yet in ambush are toiling unceas-
ingly against it. The Fire Department swarms
with these hypocrites, who are mostly politi-
cians, and employed to stab your Volunteer
System by the chief robbers of the politicians,
who desire to strangle the rights of tho peo-
ple, and rob and oppress them with taxation,
through two suoh overshadowing political
organizations as the Fire and Police Depart-
ments.

Sttpfetn f. § ranch's ^iliptnr.

NEW YORK, SATURDAY, MAY 22, 1858.

LAMENTATIONS OF A GKAHAMITE.

At the advent of Homreopatby a physician
said : " There, Branch, take one drop every
hour, and if you feel a twitch in the arms, or
lingers, or toes, describe your electric thrills
as accurately as possible, and let me see your
notes when we meet again." The anticipated
twitches in the far extremities alarmed us,
lest our heart might get a slight twitch, and
we bo very suddenly twitched into the grim
abode of withered skeletons. We were eating
Graham bread at this time with Horace Gree-
ley, in Barclay street, and averaged about
eight loaves a day between us, exclusive of
the mush and stewed apples. An allopathic
physician had assured us that all our fat was
gone, save a small chunk near the spleen, and
Horace warned us to take no medicine, but to
duck our carcase every day, which would

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

soon bring to the surface all the indiscretions
of early j T ears, as he had long averaged two
baths a day, which produced two hundred
boils, of which only twenty-eight remained.
So, on a winter's morning, about five o'clock,
we entered a little Egyptian mummy canvas
perpendicular box, (before the introduction of
the blessed Croton,) and hooked the canvas
pine-frame door, and pulled the string, and
down came the icy water. In our thrilling
despair and unconsciousness, we grasped the
string, like a drowning man a straw, and
jerked and re-jerked it, until we broke the
entire upper cistern arrangements, when down
came ten hogsheads of rain water on our poor
head, and washed away the mummy box, and
us with it. After a Jonah scuffle, we crawled
out of the box, and opened the bath-room
door, and screamed fire, and murder, and sea-
weed, and ran down stairs, with ten hogs-
heads of water at our heels. "We ran into the
kitchen, where the servants slept, who sprang
from their beds, and ran into the street, and
yelled, and aroused the neighbors, — and hens
cackled, and cats mewed, and dogs barked, in
all directions. We seized a tub and dashed
up stairs against the overwhelming torrent,
and found about forty lean Grahamites, up to
their knees in water, and poor MacDonald
Clarke and Horace Greeley among them, bail-
ing for their lives, in their nocturnal mantles.
Chairs, and books, and umbrellas, were float-
ing on the bosom of the waters, and the scene
resembled the devastation of Noah's deluge,
or the encampment of California miners, at
the rise and desolation of the Sacramento and
her tributary streams. The walls were soon
re-plastered, and new carpets laid, and chat'-.
and saturation departed. We partially recov-
ered from the bathing concussion, but were
slowly wasting, and approaching the Spirit
land, when we consulted an allopathic physi-
cian, (who was an old friend of ours,) who
told us that Graham bread and mush had di-
minished and nearly paralyzed our kidneys,
and that we must drink gin or die. We told
him that our Father was President of the
Rhode Island State Temperance Society, and
that we belonged to three Teetotal Societies,
and was President of one, and Recording Se-
cretary of another, and that we could not
drink gin, although we might possibly go gin-
ger pop, without violating the Constitution of
either Society. The Doctor then said : " Well,
Branch, give me both hands, and let me also
embrace you most fervently, and even kiss
you, as you will probably die in about three
days, and I shall never see you again, until I
cotne to your funeral. Good by, my good
fellow, and may God bless you in the other
world." " Good Lord, Doctor, don't go — but
bring on your gin, and I'll drink a gallon to
begin with, and more if you say so. I'm not
prepared to die, and dam the Temperance
Societies, where life and death and decayed
kidneys are involved." He then went to the
Astor House, and got a quart of the purest
gin, and told us to drink freely of it, which
wo did, and soon felt so happy that we arose
from our bed, and went to Mitchell's Olympic
Theatre, where the sweet Mary Taylor was
placarded for the Child of the Regiment, and
Mitchell for Jem Bags. The gin had now got
the better of us, and we talked, and laughed,
and hissed the actors, until Mitchell approach-
ed the foot-lights, and made an inflammatory
speech against us, when a deafening shout
arose: u Put him out! put him out!" and
out we went, in a mighty hurry, over the
heads of ladies and gentlemen. On reaching
the outer door, a policeman saw us, whom we
had learned to read and write, who accompa-
nied us to the Graham House, and left us at
the street door. We staggered up stairs, and
got into the bed room of two nervons old
maids, who were rigid Grahamites, and as

thin as shads, who screamed so frightfully, that
we got out as soon as possible, lest they would
scratch our eyes out, and tear us to bleeding
tatters. We then got into the bed room of
Horace Greeley, who poked out his bald head
from his straw pillow and scanty Graham bed-
clothes, and exclaimed : " Who's there ?"
" Thou pale and ghastly shadow ! what dost
thou in my bed ? How dare you enter the
sacred precincts of my domestic castle ?"
"You dam drunken vagabond! you are a liar,
if you say I'm in your bed. This is my room,
and my couch, and if you don't leave, I'll
throw my boot at your bewildered skull. —
Hence! thou miserable sot! Away!" We
then approached him, and sat on the side of
his narrow cot, and stroked his chin, when he
gave us a tremendous blow, in the face, and
made our nose bleed copiously. He then
arose, and perceiving who we were, ex-
pressed the deepest sorrow, and bathed our
nostrils, and led us to our room in the attic,
and undressed us, and put us to bed, and
tucked in the blankets, and after a scathing
lecture against intemperance, he left us with
a fond good night. We sent for our gin phy-
sician, who said that whoever cured us, must
cure our nerves, and he could not do it. This
we regarded as our final knell, and we began
to read the Bible and hymn hook, and prepare
for death. But a homoeopathic physician was
strongly recommended, whom we consulted,
who gave us phosphorus and aconitum, which
revived us like galvanic batteries, and he then
told us to exchange Graham bread and mush
for beef-soup and tenderloin, and we recovered
rapidly. We were teaching a lad, whose dear
little sister had the dysentery, with two allo-
pathic butchers in attendance, who, after
bleeding, and leeching, and blistering, and
suffusing her system with mercury, recom-
mended brandy as a last resort. The little
angel had her last fit, as was supposed, and as
her father was exhausted and bed-ridden with'
grief and a burning fever, we went for a coffin
towards midnight, and entered a store where
there was a lamp in its expiring rays, and rang
the bell, when in the drear and narrow per-
spective, we beheld the lank and greedy grave-
digger in his shirt and pants, and black
nightcap, approaching us, in about the
measured pace of " Hamlet's Ghost." —
He had a dark lantern, and seemed a hideous
spectre emerging from the regions of the dead.
We were extremely nervous, and awfully dys-
peptic, and unusually depressed from the pro-
tracted storm, and could endure his fearful
aspect no longer, and when within five paces
of our trembling person, we darted from the
coffin store, and ran as though the evil Nicho-
las was after us. The sexton suspected us for
a thief, and chased us several blocks, but we
fiew like a whirlwind, and the devil himself
could not have caught us. On reaching the
abode of the suffering innocent, we found
that she had emerged from the last fit, and off
we scampered for the homoeopathic physician
who had saved our life with phosphorus, and
aconitum, and beef soup, and tenderloin. We
aroused him from his couch, and we were by
the side of the little invalid in twenty minutes,
when the Doctor removed a tooth, (her jaws
being apparently closed in death,) and depos-
ited about four drops of medicine in her
mouth, which was continued during the night,
and at twelve, meridian,, she ate egg and
potato combined, with milk, and in five days
she rollicked all over the house. While con-
ducting the Matsell Investigation, we wrote a
Disquisition on Worms, and Mrs. Doughty,
(the amiable wife of Mr. Doughty, who was
long counected with the New York Street
Department, and whose lovely daughter mar-
ried a member of the great Banking House of
Prime, Ward, & King,) called on the noble
and supremely beautiful Mrs. Alderman John

H. Briggs, and said : " I reside near Newark,
New Jersey. My husband's name is Samuel S.
Doughty, (who was Street Commissioner of
the City of New York in 1SU and '-15,) and
is very wealthy, and has erected a mansion that
will compare with any in New Jersey. We
have spacious grounds, and gardens, and or-
chards, and horses, and carriages, and all that
can render us happy in the evening of our
days, and yet we are very miserable. A dark
cloud hovers over our magnificent abode, that
we fear will soon belch the elements of de-
struction, and overwhelm us all in one common
ruin. I have a sweet, and intellectual, and
generous-hearted daughter, whose rare con-
versational powers, and vocal and instru-
mental music,, cheered us in other days, who
has been chained to a couch of illness more
than two years. So disconsolate is her heart,
that she will not permit her rosy and
curly children to enter her apartment, nor a
solitary mortal, save myself and husband.
Her stomach rejects every species of food, and
she has the piles most awfully, and several
other diseases. Doctors Parker and Mott, and
other eminent Americans, and two distin-
guished European physicians, have crossed the
Atlantic, and toiled long and hard for her res-
toration. Now, my dear Mrs. Briggs, please
listen very attentively to what I am about to
disclose. A week since, I discovered a long
article on Worms in the New York Daily
1'iines, signed by Stephen H. Branch, and read
it to my daughter, to elicit, if possible, a smile
from her sad face. Bnt I had scarcely closed
it, ere she partially arose in her bed, and fixed
her excited eyes upon me, and most terribly
alarmed'' me, as she had not arisen in her bed
for months, without assistance, and I said :
' Why, my dear child, did you arise without
my aid, and why, dear Caroline, do you stare
so at your mother ?' She waved her hand,
and faintly cried: 'Go on, dear mother, go
on, and let me agaiu hear the delightful music
of those words. I am saved, mother, I am
saved, and Stephen II. Branch is my deliverer.
Read, mother, read, and gladden the heart of
poor Caroline.' And I read it again, and she
alternately wept and laughed until I closed it,
and then she softly laid her head upon her
pillow, and crossed her asms on her excited
and swelling bosom, and breathed a prayer to
God for the preservation of Mr. Branch, until
she could behold him. Her words were per-
fect inspiration, and I cried until my eyes
were highly inflamed, and until I almost fell
upon the floor, and I dared not cry more, and
I had to leave her and call my husband, who
came and relieved me. She had not slept
without laudanum for months, but in ten
minutes after I closed Mr. Branch's article on
Worms, she passed into a gentle and natural
slumber, and did not awake until the follow-
ing day at meridian. And her repose impart-
ed a rainbow glow to her icy cheeks, and ex-
changed roses for lilies. And she beckoned
me to her bedside, and softly said : ' Mother :
I want you to visit Mr. Branch, as I believe I
have got worms, and I am sure, from his
glowing and truthful Dissertation on this novel
theme, that he fully understands my caso,
which the most eminent physicians have fail-
ed to fathom.' I smiled, and assured her that
it would be useless. But for several days she
has afforded me no peace, sueh have been her
importunities for me to see Mr. Branch. And
as I conceived it very dangerous to oppose her
will, in her critical condition, I have come,
and I desire you to exert all your influence to
induce Mr. Branch to accompany me to my
residence in the suburbs of Newark, and see
my beloved child, who will salute him like a
brother and deliverer, and who is nearly dis-
tracted to behold him." Mrs. Briggs sent for
us, and we personally responded on the fol-
lowing day, when wo told her that we were

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S A LLIGATOR.

chasing MatseJl night and day, and could not
spare the time to visit Newark invalids; nor
did wu desire to, as we were not u practical
physician, and if we assumed the awful respon-
sibility of treating chronic piles and worms,
if a patient died while under our care, we
might be arrested for murder, and be tried by
a jury packed by Dick Connolly, as County
Clerk, and be condemned and hung. So, in
comes Mrs. Doughty again, and again, and
through her tears, and those thrilling and irre-
sistible apostrophes of a devoted mother, she
touches the magic cord in the heart of Mrs.
Briggs, who resolved to get me to Newark, if
possible. So, she comes at me like General
Putnam's or Samson's wives, and demands me
to visit Newark to gratify the. invalid's curi-
osity to see me, as a matter of humanity, and
said' that if I did not go, the daughter might
die in a lit, and I would be responsible to God
and man, and to woman also, for she, herself,
would forever bold me responsible for the
premature demise of the pale divinity of New-
ark. So, we proposed to go, if her husband,
Alderman John H. Briggs, would accompany
us. We then winked to Jack, and he hesi-
tated, which pleased us well, and we peremp-
torily declined to go. But Mrs. Briggs then
flew at Jack with a fork and pepper box, and
Ja/k yielded like a docile lamb, and we also
had to go, or perhaps receive the perforation
of a fork, or a gill of pepper in our eyes, or
listen to a tongue that might have blistered
our conscience. So we saw our extraordinary
physician, who had ejected eleven worms from
our belly, (one of which was tied in a square
knot,) and over we went to Jersey City,
where Mr. Doughty, and the most beautiful
horses and carriage, with driver and postilion,
anxiously awaited our arrival, and on we go
to the suburbs of Newark, crossing a stream
in a ferry boat, that strongly reminded us of
the immortal river Styx. We reach Mr.
Doughty's elegant residence, and rove through
the meandering patios, aud cull pretty flowers,
and luscious peaches, and enjoy a rural din-
ner, and are escorted by Mrs. Doughty into
the presence of her daughter, who extends
her skeleton fingers, and archly lays them in
ours, whose icy coldness thrills the fibres of
our bowels. She strives to smile, and casts ten-
der glances, and looks down into our soul, for
a deliverer. Our eyes reflect the fondest hope,
and as she beheld this cheerful word, on the
surface of our vision, she sweetly smiles, and
presses onr palm with tenderness and love.
And then she breathes patient words of her
atllictions, and touching soliloquies, and sings
plaintive verses, and eclipses the sad Ophelia,
when moaning for Hamlet, or scattering with-
ered flowers, or on the rosy margin of the
glassy brook, where she meets a watery grave.
In her lucid intervals, we describe her symp-
toms and emotions with such minuteness, that
we quickly win her confidence, and she is
ready to show us her piles and half a dozen
other diseases, including worms, and she di-
rects her mother to remove the bed clothes,
and let us behold her scabs and frightful
probes and lacerations, and inhuman mutila-
tions, by the leading physicians of Europe and
America. But we very emphatically direct
Mrs. Doughty to replace the sheets, and quilts,
and blankets, as we were not a physician, and
had no license, and as the authorities of New
Jersey (which were rather severe when they
caught a foreign barbarian in their dominions)
might cage us, if they learned that we were
examining female patients without a Jersey
permit. But we assured both mother and
daughter, that the gentleman below, in com-
pany with Alderman Briggs, was the very
physician who drove eleven worms from our
stomach, and that he could critically examine
her diseases, as he was a licensed physician.
go, although the invalid abjured her own

lovely children, and her dear kindred, and
doctors, and all save her father and mother,
yet she bad such confidence in us, that she

permitted our physician to enter her cham-
ber, where he critically examined her person,
and' immediately assured her that, he could not
only save, but cure her in six weeks. She
swooned at this thrilling intelligence, and did
not recover her consciousness for two bonis,
when ourself, and the Doctor, and Alderman
Briggs, returned to New York. Two months
afterward-, we called on the Doctor, who in-
formed us that he bad just returned from a
very large party in Layiayette Place, where he
had passed the evening very pleasantly with
Mr. and Mrs. Doughty and their lovely daugh-
ter, who was entirely restored to health, and
who played the great piano music of Thalberg
ami Liztfor him, and sang nearly equal to Al-
boni, and that be had the pleasure of a waltz
in her graceful and bewitching embraces, who
darted through the parlor in a dance, like an
eagle through the air, and that the father, and
mother, and daughter, warmly inquired for
Mr. Branch, whom they regarded as the
saviour of their earthly happiness. And thus
closes the lamentations and humanities of a
ghastly Grahamite, whose narrative on Worms
restored a marble statue to vitality, and her
parents, and children, and kindred and friends,
to the divinest hilarity and joy. And for miles
around the residence of the Doughtys, invalids
have been rescued from early graves by this
supernatural physician, who recently was
compelled to conceal himself from the regi-
ments of skeletons who applied for his magic
skill and medicines, which is the only reason
why we do not disclose his mighty name, lest
his patients waste him to the mournful realms
of Greenwood, where his slender frame will
soon repose forever.

make this a glorious, an immortal day. When
we are in our graves, our children will honor
it. They will celebrate it with thanksgivings,
with bonfires and illuminations. On its annual
return they will shed tears, copious, gushing
te ar8 — no t of subjection and slavery — not of
agony and distress — but of gratitude, of con-
solation, and of joy. And I leave off as I be-
gan — that live or die— survive or perish — I
am for the Declaration. It is my living senti-
ment, and by the blessing of God it shall he
my dying sentiment — Independence now, and
Independence forever !"

A Melancholy Postscript !— We called last evening to
read these lamentations to the Doctor of Mrs. Doughty s
daughter, and we learned that he was reposing in the dark
and silent caverns of the globe. 0, the rats and mice and
pigmies and shadows and phantoms of life's funny and tear-
ful and mysterious fandango. We open our eyes in the
sweet twilight of ttie morning, and behold the gorgeous
panorama of the Universe, and form the warmest attach-
ments, and go to our rest at sunset, never to awake ! Peace
to the soul and ashes of Dr. DaTirJ Perry, who is the la-
mented Physician of our narrative, who was the student of
Dr. Cheesnan, and preserved thelife of.ourself and brother
and other kindred and friends.

For American Youth to Read, and for
Thieves and Traitors to Ponder.

With the Declaration of Independence in
his right hand, John Adams, on the Fourth of
July, 1776, rose and said :

"Mr. President : — Read this Declaration at
the head of the Army ; every sword will be
drawn from its scabbard, and the solemn vow
uttered to maintain it or perish on the bed of
honor. Publish it from the pulpit : religion
will approve of it, and the love of religious
liberty will cling around it, resolved to stand
with it or fall with it. Send it to the public
halls— proclaim it there— let them hear it who
heard the first roar of the enemy's cannon — let
them see it who saw their sons and their
brothers fall on the field of Bunker's Hill, and
in the streets of Lexington and Concord, and
the very walls will cry out in its support.
Sir, I know the uncertainty of human affairs ;
but I can see — see clearly through this day's
business. You and I may not live to the time
when this Declaration shall be made good, —
we may die — die colonists — die slaves — die, it
may be, ignominiously and on the scaffold. —
Be it so— be it so. If it be the pleasure of
Heaven that my country shall require the poor
offering of my life, the victim shall be ready
at the appointed hour of sacrifice, come when
that hour may. But while I do live, let me
have a country, or at least the hope of a coun-
try, and that a free country. Through the
thick gloom of the present I see the brightness
of the future, as the sun in Lieaven. We shall

Reflections at the grave of Chaeles A.
Jesup, who reposes in the suburbs of West-
port, Ct. ; written by Stephen H. Branch, in
liis early years : —

To thy loved tomb I've come to day,
To sing of thee a mournful lay :
Not in the strain I used to sing,
For life is now a weary thing.

As I came here, I gladly found
A pretty bird upon thy mound :
It lingered long, and sang as though
Departed worth reposed below.

Bv thy lone grave, in this strange land,
'Neath April skies, I hapless stand :
While num'rous flocks and herds I spy,
With honest farmers ploughing nigh.

I can but think, as I look round,
That you once played upon this ground :
The hills ! the stream ! the velvet lawn !
E'en house I see where thou wast born 1
Where thou wast born? Alas ! where died,
And all our best affections tried :
Aye, on that drear, autumnal day,
When, round thee, dying, all did pray.
That was, indeed, a cruel year.
To cut down one to kin so dear ;
So full of promise, and so young,
To whom we all so fondly clung.
Was't not enough, with fatal blow,
A nation to o'erwhelm in woe?
In that fell year, a chieftain died—
Brave Harrison — his country's pride.
But we'll not chide — 'twas God's decree :
Thv day was come — He wanted thee :
Thy sudden death spread gloom— indeed,
Caused many a manly heart to bteed.
Ton weary farmers cease to plough,
To mingle with sweet twilight now,
Which warns me to depart this place,
And wend my way at rapid pace.
Dear Charley ! all the past I see !
Our fav'rite walks ! thy happy glee!
God ! farewell ! in tears I leave !
My heart would here forever cleave !

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For Boys and Girls, and Wives and Hus-
bands, and Venerable Men to read and
remember forever !

The corrupt antecedents of Judge Russell
and Superintendent Tallmadge — Sad revela-
tions — The founders of Straw Bail dissected
to their marrow bones, by a man who was in
collusion with them in their deeds of pub-
lic villainy.

In 18±1, I (Stephen H. Branch) went into
the law office of Mr. Seely, in Fulton street,
who, being absent, I awaited his return. He
had an interesting boy to open his office and
run errands. I asked him if he was a native
of the -city, and he said yes, and told me chat
his father and mother were dead, and that
his grandmother had recently died, and that
his only surviving relative was an aunt, who
was an actress, and travelling over the coun-
try, and that she seldom visited the city,
which made him feel very lonely and un-
happy. I asked him if lie would like to have
me teach him gratuitously, and he said he
would^-that he was at school in Connecticut
before his grandmother died, and was obliged
to close his studies in consequence of her
death — and that he would have travelled with
his aunt, after his grandmother died, if she-
had not made him promise on her bed of
death, that he would never become an actor.
I saw genius in the youth, and strongly sym-
pathised with his loneliness and misfortunes,
and soon began to teach him during his lei-
sure hours. His aunt was long absent, and
sent him no money, and the lady with whom
he boarded got uneasy, and I took him to
board with me, at Mrs. Mitchell's, in Broad-
way, with whom Otto Dressel, the Reverend
Doctor George Potts' music teacher, subse-
quently boarded in Bond, and at the corner
of Houston and McDougal streets. While we
boarded with Mrs. Mitchell, an English boy
came there, and formed his acquaintance, who
had recently come to America with a German
traveller. They were about the same age,
and congenial from mutual loneliness, and they
immediately formed a devoted friendship. I
taught them, both in English and Latin, and
I dearly loved them. I did all I could to
please them, and improve their minds, and I
took them to Flushing, and Newark, and Al-
bany, for pastime. The English boy left the
city with the German traveller, and was ab-
sent several months. I got the American hoy
situations in lawyers' offices and dry goods
stores, where he seldom stayed long, and he
became a great tax on my limited means, but
I clung to him in my darkest hours. He told
me that he desired to dine at the Astor House,

with the son of a lawyer, in whose employ he
had been. I rather doubted his story, but let
him go. Soon afterwards, he requested me
to let him go again, and I did so, going my-
self, soon after he left me, and took a position
near the door, after the gong had summoned
the boarders to dinner. On emerging from
the dining room after dinner, I asked him
where the son of the lawyer was. He said
that he was in the dining hall. I told him that
I would like an introduction to him. His
cheeks were naturally as red as a rose, but my
unexpected presence, and request for an in-
troduction to the lawyer's son, made his face
as pale as a ghost's, and I saw that he had
stolen his dinner, which he slowly acknowl-
edged, and admitted that he had dined twice
at the Astor without an intention to pay for
his dinners, and that he knew no sou of a
lawyer residing at the Astor House. I vio-
lently upbraided him, and told him that he
would ultimately become the tenant of a
prison, and perhaps die on the scaffold, if he
did not check his thievish propensities. He
said that I observed small things, which so
provoked me, that I told him I must abandon
him, — that he was in the bud and blossom of
the precarious Spring, and easily blighted for
ever by a frost or tempest, — that even the
mighty oak, that has defied the storms of cen-
turies, is felled to the earth by a blast of light-
ning, — and that the towering avalanche, which
is formed from silent and solitary flakes of
snow, could bury the largest, city of the globe.
He evinced great sorrow, and cried bitterly,
and assured me that he would never steal
another meal. I then paid for both dinners,
and left the Astor, and kept a close guard
over his movements. In about three weeks,
he was arrested for an attempt to rifle a man's
pocket in Wall street. The gentleman did not
appear against him, and he was discharged. I
then went to an actor to ascertain in what
part of the country his aunt was, and imme-
diately wrote to her, and she came to the city,
and I surrendered the thievish boy to her fu-
ture protection. She got him a boarding
place, and left the city to fulfil her theatrical
engagement. He urged me afterwards to give
him a recommendation to the extensive whole-
sale dry goods firm of Fearing & Hall, in
Exchange Place. I told him that I would do
them great injustice, as he might steal, and
then they would hold me responsible. But he
said his aunt had not sent him money for a
long time, and that he had nowhere to live,
and wept aloud, in Chatham street, and so
wrought upon my feelings, that I consented
to recommend him. During my interview

with Mr. Fearing, (who was the senior part-
ner of the firm,) he said that out of one hun-
dred responses to his advertisement for a
clerk, he had chosen my young friend, because
he was pleased with his appearance and ad-
dress, and that he was the only boy out of
the one hundred who had removed his hat
on entering his counting room. I had a year
previous told the boy to always remove his
hat when he entered the presence of a lady or
gentleman, and this was the propitious fruit
of his recollection and exercise of the polite-
ness I had imparted. Mr. Fearing also said
that although he could .get the boys of afflu-
ent parents for nothing, (who deemed the
knowledge of business they would acquire as
a compensation for their services,) yet he was
so pleased with my young friend, that he
would give sufficient means to support him,
if he proved industrious, and displayed the
talents lie thought he discovered in him. I
hft, and the boy went on the following day
as a clerk of this extensive firm, who soon in-
formed me that their anticipations were rea-
lised as to the capacity of the boy, — that he
was as quick as a flash, in all his movements,
and was more valuable to them than any boy
they ever had. Mr. Fearing made him pres-
ents of apparel, and paid his board, and gave
him pocket money, and treated him like his
own son. He soon got into the habit of at-
tending balls, and places of amusement.
Money was missed, and although traced to
him, yet Mr. Fearing kindly forgave him.
More soon disappeared, and was fastened
upon him, and he was discharged, amid the
tears of Mr. Fearing, who fondly loved him.
He alternately boarded in Fulton and John
streets, and borrowed an elegant pair of tight
dancing pantaloons of a fellow boarder and
companion, named Robert M. Strebeigh, who
is now the first book-keeper, and one of the
proprietors of the New York Tribune, and a
lear relative of Mr. McElrath. He wore the
pants to a ball, and stained them, and burst
them, and never returned them, which sorely
troubled poor Strebeigh for a long time, and
I often have a laugh with Strebeigh at this
remote day, about those pants, but he can
never smile when I allude to the loss of his
fancy ball pantaloons. Some months later,
he was arrested for stealing clothing, and had
an accomplice, who escaped. Be was arrested
at the Battery, while getting into an omnibus,
and strove to bribe the officer with money. I
went to the Tombs to see him, and wrote to
his aunt, who came to the city. She was (and
is) an actress of uncommon talent, and enacted
the leading characters of Shakespeare. I had

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

often seen her elicit tears from a vast assem-
blage, with her affected pathos. But now I
beheld her unaffected sorrow, and heard her
piercing cries for the deliverance of her
nephew from his dreary and degraded con-
finement. And her strong, clear, and musical
voice, and large, dark, penetrating eyes, and
uplifted arms, and dishevelled hair, and rapid
pace too and fro, and furious gesticulation,
and frenzied glances, harrowed my feelings
beyond endurance, and I had to shield myself
as far as possible from her pitiful and over-
whelming presence. I went to the Tombs, and
saw the boy, and told him his aunt had arrived,
and he desired to see her. I returned and told
her his request, and she exclaimed: "I know
he wants to see his beloved aunt — the dear,
dear boy, with no father, nor mother, and his
kind old grandmother also dead — I know he
yearns to see his only surviving relative — the
dear, darling, unfortunate boy, and I will go
to see him, and kiss him, and comfort him in
his dreary dungeon, and die with him, in his
captivity, if necessary," and thus she solilo-
quised and wept in tones of strangulation,
while arranging her shawl and bonnet before
the glass, and I cried also, and besought her
not to go, as I did not desire to witness the
harrowing prison scene between herself and
beloved nephew. But she assured me that
she would control her feelings, and would not
weep, nor evince extraordinary emotion in his
cell, if I would accompany her. I doubted her
power of dissimulation, when she beheld her
nephew, in his narrow cell, with a stone and
block for his bed and pillow, and restrained of
his liberty by locks, bars, bolts, and chains.
But she most earnestly assured me that she
could master her sympathies, and appealed to
her control of her passions onthestagc, as evi-
dence of her ability to subdne he& feelings in
a prison. She did not convince, but smiled
like an angel through her tears, and persuaded
me to go in accents that would have conquered
and melted a fiend into submission. On our
arrival at the Tombs, her eyes were excited
with fear, and as we ascended the steps that
led to the cell, she trembled like a little girl,
and hoped I would pardon her tremulation, as
it was her first appearance in a real prison,
and trusted it would be the last. I tranquil-
ized her fears, and we enter his cell, and when
she beholds his pale and sad and lovely face, she
screams, and embraces, and hugs, and kisses
him, until it seems she will strangle and devour
him. After the shock, she slowly recovers
herself, and adheres, as far as possible, to her
pledge to check her agony, until we arise to
leave him, when I behold a scene between
herself and nephew, far more affecting than I
ever witnessed on the stage of a theatre, or in
human life. She raved and pulled her hair,
and pressed him to her panting bosom, as
though she was bidding him an eternal fare-
well, prior to his immediate departure for the
scaffold. The boy becomes alarmed, as she
had almost suffocated him with affection, and
in his herculean efforts to extricate his neck
from her terrible Bearish embraces, they both
fell violently on the floor of the cell, when I
implored her to release her grasp, lest she
would strangle him. But Bhe was in a trance
of affection, and was utterly unconscious, and
the boy soon crie3 for instant succor, or he
must die, when I seize her with all the strength
I could summon, and after a severe struggle
(in which I tear the apparel of both, and scratch
their faces,) I separate them, and in half
an hour, through the most tender persua-
sion, I effect her emergence from the cell, amid
an avalanche of renewed embraces, and mutual
kisses, and parting words. On leaving the
cell, a captive (who had the freedom of the
prison, and whose heart was moved by the
noise in the cell, and the touching presence of
the lady,) beckoned me aside, and told me that

a friend of his got out of prison the day before
for thirty dollars, and that he expected to ob-
tain his liberty tho following day for twenty
dollars, which was all the money he could
raise. I asked him how it could be done. He
said that Abraham D. Russell was the lawyer
of himself and friend, and got a great many
guilty persons out of prison t'or a small sum of
money, and that if I would consult him, he
could easily get my young friend out in a day
or two. I thanked him kindly, and left the
prison with the boy's aunt, and to restrain her
tears, I immediately imparted to her the
pleasing news I had heard. She was almost
frantic with joy, and said that although she had
not much money in consequence of the great
expense attending her suit, then pending for
divorce, against her brutal husband, yet she
would pawn her jewelry and theatrical ward-
robe, if necessary, to release her nephew from
his dreadful incarceration. I told her the pris-
oner said that it would cost only thirty dol-
lars, which she promised to raise as soon as
she could send the servant to the pawnbrokers.
I escorted her to the boarding house, and left
her to procure the money, while I went to
Mr. Russell's office, to ascertain if the prisoner
told the truth. Mr. Russell was absent, but
his boy, Theodore Stuyvesant, (recentlya mem-
ber of the New York Legislature,) said he would
soon return, and in about ten minutes he came
into the office. 1 briefly stated the case, and
he said that for thirty dollars in advance, he
would have the boy restored to liberty. I ran
to the boy's aunt, and told her the precious
news, and she let me have thirty dollars, which
she borrowed from the stage manager of a
theatre in this city, and thus saved the wound-
ed heart and cruel sacrifice that are the sure
result of forced dealings with pawnbrokers. I
hastened to Mr. Russell's office, and cheerfully
gave him the thirty dollars, and went to the
prison and told the boy what I had done, who
was wild with delight. On the following
morning, I went early to the Court of Sessions,
and a gang of thieves made their appearance,
and were huddled like sheep in a corner of
the Court Room. I had firmly refused the re-
quest of the boy's aunt to be present, and if I
had not, I think she would never have sur-
vived the awful scene. To behold a youth so
beautiful and classical, amid a group of ugly
burglars of all hues, and of either sex, was a
spectacle that painfully disgusted me, and
made me almost sick of life, but I disguised
my feelings as far as I could, and rivetted my
eyes on the boy and the officer who called the
prisoners for trial and sentence, which were
nearly simultaneous. . The boy's name was
near the close of the list, and was not called
that day, and he was remanded to his cell.
Throughout the painful scene, I was writhing
with suppressed anger, at the absence of Mr.
Russell, and after the boy was remanded to
prison, I rushed to Russell's office in terrible
anger. I demanded why he had abandoned
the boy after receiving thirty dollars, and that if
three more prisoners had been called to appear
in front of the Judge for trial, my young
friend's name would have been reached on the
list of culprits, and he doubtless would have
been condemned and sentenced to the States
Prison for tho want, perhaps, of a lawyer to
defend him. Russell said that he was busy,
and could not be in the Court of Sessions to
defend him ; but that he would certainly be
there on the following day, and save him. As
he had got the thirty dollars in his relentless
grasp, I deemed it expedient to restrain my
anger, and try his integrity once more. The
morning came, and the thieves were again
driven like cattle into the Court Room, and I
soon discovered the bright eyes and noble fea-
tures of my young friend among the hideous
and wretched criminals. But Mr. Russell was
not there, and I inquired for him, and a young

lawyer told me that he was in the ante-room,
whither I literally flew, and asked him why
he did not come into the Court Room, and
he prepared to defend the boy, as the
Judge was in his seat, and the prisoners
were about to tie called and tried. He told
me not to be in such a flurry, and that he
should come when he pleased, and not before,
which so exasperated me, that I cried out:
" Then give me the thirty dollars I gave you
to effect his liberty." He stared at me with
his bad and revengeful eyes, like an owl in a
midnight tempest, but he breathed not a syl-
lable. Several persons heard my voice in the
Court Room, and came into the ante-room.
I then exclaimed : " You black looking ras-
cal, restore the thirty dollars instantly, or I
will tear you to pieces." This terrified him,
and he gently took my arm, and besought me,
in God's name, to be silent, and not expose
him, and most solemnly declared that he
would go immediately into the Court Room,
and have the boy's trial postponed, and that
be would get his sacred friend, Frederick A.
Tallmadge, the Recorder, to permit him to be
discharged on bail in a few days. This paci-
fied me, and he went into the Court Room,
where I watched his movements as a cat does
a rat, and presently he caught the eye of the
Judge, and smiles and winks were simultane-
ously exchanged, and the boy's trial was post-
poned, and he was again conducted to his
gloomy cell. On the second day following,
Mr. Russell, myself, the boy's aunt, and a well
clad, and very genteel one-arm man, went to
the office of Frederick A. Tallmadge, the Re-
corder, and the Straw Bail Court was opened,
in whose infamous proceedings I enacted as
vile a part as Russell or Tallmadge, or the
neatly attired, and otto-perfumed, and sleek
haired one-arm man, who was engaged by
Russell to be the spurious bail, although my
motives were on the side ot humanity, and
theirs on the side of gilded lucre. The Re-
corder said : " "Well, Mr. Russell, please state
your case," and Russell said : " A lad is con-
fined in the Tombs on a charge of stealing
clothing. That he is guilty of theft is not yet
proved, as he has not had his trial. But his
aunt and friends are here in deep affliction,
in whose name I most devoutly pray that
your honor will release the boy on bail, with
a solemn pledge from bis aunt and friends that
he will immediately be sent to sea." A few
winks, and blinks, and intelligent smiles,
graced the eyes, and lips, and cheeks, and
temples of several persons present, while the
Recorder was considering the merits of the
case, with his perturbed and thoughtful visage
buried within his hands, which he anon re-
moved, and desired the friend of the boy to
come forward, who was prepared to be his
bail, and presto! the long-haired, and smiling,
and smooth-faced, and fragrant, and well
dressed one-arm man, appeared in front of the
Recorder, and with a great display of New
York or London assurance, he signed the docu-
ment that restored to liberty one of the
shrewdest little rogues of the age. The boy's
aunt thanked Mr. Russell and the Recorder,
and the one-arm man and myself went through
the same formality, (I apologising to Russell
for my harsh words at the Tombs,) and we
separated, and the boy's aunt went home in
an omnibus, and I went to the Tombs, to wit-
ness the discharge of the culprit captive boy.
He was released from his cell, and both Turn-
key and Russell warned me to beware of the
Judge, and we descended the prison steps, and
I shall never forget the shock we received as
we were passing through the prison yard, at
meeting the Sessions Judge, who had just got
information of Russell's operations, and would
doubtless have detained the boy until he got
his share of tho thirty dollars from Russell.
But the boy adroitly, aud like lightning, turn-

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

ed his head, and the Judge passed on without
recognising or suspecting that the boy was
already on his way to liberty. "We paused a
moment at the prison gate and desk, where
the boy's name was carefully examined on the
books, and the boy severely scrutinised, and
the clerks imparted their sly and extremely
expressive leers, and the last prison gate was
opened, and the boy was free, and went to
his aunt's boarding house, and rushed into her
arms, who swooned, and fell like a corse to
the floor, and was with difficulty restored to
consciousness. Like the pure and noble Soc-
rates, I always conceived it a monstrous
crime to illegally effect the liberation of cap-
tives, and I repeat, that in all this violation of
law, and stupendous villainy, I knew that I
was enacting as vile a part as Russell and Tall-
madge, and the One- Arm Straw Bail Scamp,
but it has always been a pleasing solace to
know that sympathy, and not money, led me
to embark in a plot to effect the liberation
of a notorious little convict. Lawyer Russell
and Recorder Tallmadge subsequently became
(and are now) the City Judge and Superin-
tendent of Police of the great commercial
metropolis of the "Western "World, and the
one-arm man I recently saw in Broadway,
and on the steps of the Tombs, as glossy as
ever with sweet oil and broadcloth, and who
always reminded me of that class of conspira-
tors under the monster Cataline, whom Cicero
describes as past all hope of a restoration to
private or public virtue. I subsequently
learned that the one-arm man was a penniless
and cunning and thievish vagabond, and had
subsisted for years from what he got from
straw bail lawyers, for being bail to prisoners.
I do not positively know that the Recorder
knew he was utterly irresponsible, and even
if he did, he may have accepted him as bail,
from motives of the purest humanity, although,
in doing so, he must have known that he was
violating and degrading his position as a lead-
ing City Magistrate, and that he was treacher-
ous and ungrateful to the people who kindly
elected him to protect their lives and pro-
perty from the thieves and murderers of the
metropolis. But we are of the opinion that
Russell powerfully aided Tallmadge in his elec-
tion as Recorder, and that there was collusion
between them, and that they both knew what
a miserable scamp and outcast the straw bail
one-arm man was and is to this day. It now
devolved on me to send the boy to sea, and
the aunt signified her readiness to aid me, and
to procure his' sea clothes, and the boy was
willing to go, and I went on board of several
vessels, and at last obtained him a situation as
cabin boy, but his health was very delicate,
and I feared he would die, and I could not let
him go to sea. I then proposed that he
should visit the village in Connecticut, where
he went to school before his grandmother
died, in order to recruit his health, and his
aunt gave him some money, and he left for the
country, to return in the autumn, and obtain
a situation in some respectable pursuit. His
aunt left the city, to join her theatrical com-
pany, and I continued in my business as
teacher of colored and Irish and other ser-
vants. I soon received a letter from the boy,
informing me that he was in a very melan-
choly mood — that his old school mates
had all left the village, and the peo-
ple with whom he formerly boarded had
learned of his thefts through the newspapers,
and he desired to return to the city. I wrote
immediately, and directed him to come to the
city, and I would strive to get him a place to
learn a trade, and did so, but he soon left, and
got into vicious society, and I had to let him
pursue his own course, as I was very poor and
ill, and he had nearly worn me to the grave.
The next I heard of him, was that lie had been
arrested in Philadelpha, and taken to Boston,

where he had committed forgery, in connec-
tion with an old convict. He wrote me several
letters from the Boston jail, which I could
scarcely road, in consequence of their melan-
choly character. I wrote to his aunt in vain,
as she either did not receive my letters, or, if
she did, concluded to leave him to his awful
fate. He turned State's evidence, and thus got
his term of punishment reduced from five to
three years. I visited him at the prison in
Charlestown, and I was the only person of his
acquaintance, who went to see him during his
long imprisonment. I also, by his request, sent
him the New York Evangelist and Observer,
and other New York papers. The kind Super-
intendent of the Prison often wrote me, that
the boy was popular with the officers of the
Prison, and also with the prisoners in the
Sunday school, and prayer meetings, and
in the debating Society of the captives,
and was a leader in all the religious and musi-
cal and literary exercises of the prison. His

time expired, and he came to New York, and immediately
flew to me. I gave him money, and he soon ascertained in
what part of the country his aunt was engaged in her pro-
fession of theatricals, and he soon found her, and became
an actor, although he had promised his Grandmother on
her dying bed that he would never be an actor. He subse-
quently performed in this city, at Burton's in Chamber
street, and Burton discharged him and leveled a revolver at
his head, for a suspected intimacy with an actress. He
went to Providence, where we saw him perform at the Thea-
tre in Westminster street. The New York Police Gazette
attacked him and exposed his antecedents, whose publica-
tion he assured me Burton obtained and paid for, to injure
him and drive him from this section of the country, and I
told him he had no right to cast affectionate glances at Bur-
ton's actress ; that Burton was justified in his revenges even
unto death, and I advised him to leave New England and
the central States, and he did, and got married, and had
children, and I recently saw his affable and accomplished
aunt, who told me that her nephew had risen to the summit
of his profession, and that he was a good husband and
father, and that he was rapidly accumulating a splendid
fortune And now, dear reader, you may enjoy this exci-
ting and truthful narrative, but I do not. And I will tell you
the reason why. This boy has become a valuable member of
society, and entertains multitudes of his species, and ex-
cites tjieir mirth and grateful sadness, and arouses their ha-
tred of dishonor and oppression, and is, like every merito-
rious actor, an honor and a benefactor of his race. And
hence it is most acutely painful to array his past sad ca-
reer before his vision and the world. And yeti had to dis-
close his melancholy story, in order to expose the rascality
of Ihe officials of this Metropolis. And here again I am
in sack cloth. For Judge Russell is the ardent friend of
James Gordon Bennett, who has clung to me in days of ill-
ness and penury and gloom, when I often expected to
drop dead in the streets of New York. And then again,
Wm. Curtis Noyes married the favorite daughter of Superin-
tendent Frederick A. Tallmadge, and Mr. Noyes has been
like a brother to me, and has loaned me money to buy bread
and shoes during my recent pecuniary calamities, when
nearly every being on the face of God's earth refused to
loan me a farthing to save my trembling frame from starva-
tion. I weep (as few ever wept, over these melancholy lines),
to find myself compelled to hold up to wasteless scorn, the
friends and relatives of Wm. Curtis Noyes and James Gor-
don Bennett, but I would trample the bones and ashes of
my father in his coffin, if I knew that he died with the
odium on his forehead, that wiil pursue Russell and Tal-
madge to their graves, and forever degrade their unfortu-
nate posterity. If murder is never out-lawed, these crimes
are still fresh, and the culprits should be punished. And
shall friendship screen those public monsters, who render
New York a purgatory, through their official protection of
thieves and assassins, and the whole catalogue of human
devils? Nothing but a voice from Heaven could have
sawd the head of Benedict Arnold, if George Washington
had got him in his clutches. And shall Russell and Tall-
madge and other traitors to justice and the people, be
screened from the public execration, because I love the hu-
manity and private succor of their friends and kindred ?
No, no. In tones of thunder and earthquakes, and the
crash of a trillion worlds, no, no, no. I now have a Press
to expose the public villains, and I will stab down to igno-
minious graves, and to hell itself, all the plunderers and
murderers and accursed traitors of my adored country.
And I defy the Universe in arms to paralyze the Will
that dissects the precocious monsters of this pernicious
age.

5t*plun f . §nuu|»'s gtlligatffr,

NEW YOKE, SATURDAY, MAY 29, 1858.

Degradation*. — Mayor Tiemanu walked arm in arm with
George \V. Matsell, in "front of the City Hall, (while the for-
mer reviewed the Eighth Ward Police,) to the disgust of pri-
vate citizens and the policemen themselves. We recently
intimated that Peter Cooper, James W. Gerard, Ambrose C.
Kingsland, and Mayor Tiemaiin were afraid of Matsell' s Black
Book. Tiemann's review of the Police, leaning on the arm of
Matscll, (with Talmadge coldly neglected in the background,)
partially corroborates our assertion with reference to the May-
or. And we believe that Matsell could make Tiemann take
his arm and parade in worse localities than the Park, and
could make him kiss his big toe, or force him to degrade him-
self, or distribute his vast patronage as the alien perjurer, and
inhuman abjurer of his native land demanded.

What induced Frank Leslie to attack the Milkmen 7 To
make money from the sale of his nauseous pictures. Ami thus
benificenoe flows from mercenary minds. Leslie is a British
alien, and cares far less about American cows, and milk, and
poisoned infants, than the American dollar. The town is in a
perfect uproar about rat's bane milk, but all will so<m be as
placid as a summer sea. Gilded metal will soon heal the hu-
man palm of all its ills. We have witnessed these milk spasms
all our days, and we lived near the Sixteenth street depot,
many years ago, and nearly died from the poisonous atmos-
phere. Let fathers and mothers', and grandfathers and grand-
mothers assemble at these murderous depots, and saturate the
guts of the proprietors with their bloody and scabby milk
poison, and then put them in a pillory, and pelt them with
rotten eggs, and then tie them to a whipping post, and give
them a thousand lashes, with cow tails, until their backs are
raw down to their bone and marrow. And we doubt if even
this terrible scourge would drive them from their fatal avoca-
tion. For years on years our most respectable citizens have
petitioned the Common Council to destroy these poisonous
milk establishments, hut their proprietors have always united
and bought a majority of the members of the Common Coun-
cil to refuse their just and humane petitions. And where is
Ex-Mayor Ilavemeyer, who has resided within a stone's throw
of the Sixteenth street cow establishment for twenty succes-
sive years ? He, alone, could have released those poor dumb
animals, and have saved the lives of ten thousand infants.
And we had rather incur the perils of twenty murderers at
the har of God, than the mysterious and incredible leniency of
Ex-Mayor Havemeyer towards the milk assassins, who have
committed their deeds of hell under his very nostrils at the
foot of Sixteenth street during a third of his mortal career.
G"d's wrath on him should and will be terrible indeed for hia
inhuman dereliction.

CAN Major Tiemanu or Peter Cooper inform us who origi-
nated tli<- Ward Island speculation, through which the city
has been and will be plundered till doomsday 7 We will bet
heavily, that Tienianu and Cooper know more about the Ward
Island purchases than they would like to disclose. We shall see.

We approach our career as a lover in the next chapter of
our '" Life." We dread this, as it is nearly the only portion of
the past that we review with sadness. But we must com-

iin-i tin- painful task in the next number of the Alligator,

which will elicit many a tear and smile from the curious chil-
dren of Adam and Eve, hut there will be more tears than
smiles from us, aa we record, for coming ages, cur most extra-
ordinary domestic history. The Turks and Mormons and de-
scendants of the amorous patriarchs will wildly stare, when
they peruse our legal relations with human divinities.

Who was the confidential friend of Joseph S. Taylor?
Mayor Tiemann. — Who was forever prowling around the
Street Commissioner's Office in the days of Jo. Taylor ? May-
or Tiemann. — Who boasted that he could always control the
vote of Ex-Governor Tiemann? Jo. Taylor. And who al-
ways did control the vote of Ex-Governor Tiemann? Jo.
Taylor!— O Moses!

A vouvg scamp sends us a threat.
with K., which is the initial of " Knell !'
understand?

Hia surname begins
Knave! Dost thou

And pay thy debts,
And cease thy threats,
And Godless frets.

Go to thy work,

With probe and fork,

And earn thy pork,
Coward ! Save your ink and paper and valuable time, and
bring your threat, and we will spank you, or we are no
American.

Some complain of the length of our articles, but let all read
them understanding^, and they will find them abort and
sweet as 'lasses.

Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1S57, by

STEPHEN II. BRANCH,

In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United

States for the Southern District of New York.

Life of Stephen H- Branch.

Some students met to play a game of card?,
■when one proposed to bet some money, which
was accepted. This led to universal betting.
Cauldwell, of Virginia, proposed a heavy bet,
which I accepted and won. Cauldwell then
asked me to accompany him to his room,
where we could play by ourselves, and I went,
and we gambled several nights, including Sun-
day. We were about even, and I proposed to
play a limited number of games and stop, as I
loathed gambling, and feared it might lead to
a gambler's fate. My proposition was accept-
ed, and at the close of the games, he owed me
about eighty dollars, which he paid me the
following day, which closed my gambling at
Cambridge. I seldom attended the recitations
at the Law School of Judge Story and Profes-
sor Greenleaf, but rode fast horses with the
Southern students, and accompanied them to
the opera of Mr. and Mrs. Wood, in Boston,
and other places of amusement and dissipa-
tion. My sojourn at Cambridge cost my
father a large sum, for which I acquired
nothing. And, disgusted with myself and
lamenting my ingratitude to my father, I pro-
posed to leave Cambridge, and return to An-
dover, to which, to my surprise, my father
readily acceded. I engaged excellent board
and parlor, and hired a horse daily for exer-
cise, and employed three private teachers in
English, Greek,"and Latin, and I studied fifteen
hours a day for six months, and acquired a

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

more critical knowledge of principles than 1
had obtained in all my life. I nave ray En-
glish teacher two dollars an hour, who devoted
(our hours a day in recitation and explanation.
I gave my Greek and Latin teachers two dol-
lars an hour, who each taught me two hours a
day. I permitted no one to visit mo, save my
teachers, and my only recreation was a ride
on horseback every day. Large as my hills
were, my noble father paid them without a
murmur. The only serious mistake 1 made
daring my residence at Audover, was a jour-
ney to Washington, by invitation of Nathaniel
P. Causin, Jr., who, during his visit to Provi-
dence, while I was in the Post Office, was in-
troduced to me by Trista a Barges, Jr. I
thought youug Tristam neglected Causin, and
I introduced him to the. students and pretty
girls of Providence, for which he often ex-
pressed the warmest gratitude in letters from
Washington, and I at length favorably re-
sponded to his frequent importunities to visit
him. So fond was Causin of me, that while I
was in the Law School at Cambridge, he de-
sired to join me in my class, and room with
me, and actually packed his trunks at Wash-
ington for his departure to Cambridge, but I
advised him to go to the New Haven Law
School, as I did not dare have him come to
Cambridge while I had the itch, lest he might
catch it, through our constant intimacy. I
left Andover with one hundred dollars, and
was warmly received by Causin on my arrival
in Washington. He accompanied me to the
President's, to cither House of Congress, to
the Executive Departments, and to Mount
Vernon, where we fertilized the tomb of
Washington with our tears. And he now
proposes a dinner iff honor of me, to which
the distinguished ladies and gentlemen of
Washington are to be invited, which made me
nervous, and I send a note affecting sudden
illness, when Causin comes and implores rac
to accompany him in a carriage to his father's.
I feared to go as the lion of such a gay and
polished throng, as doubtless would be there,
but I yield to his irresistible persuasion, and
assure him that I will come in the evening.
Causin departs, and I repair to the abode of a
Virginian in Washington, who was a famous
linguist at Cambridge, and inform him that I
am invited to an intellectual festival, at which
would he the genius and beauty of Washing-
ton, and that as it was a compliment to me, I
trembled lest I should be forced to give a toast
or make a speech, or be propounded questions
which I could not answer with fluency and
accuracy. My friend sympathises, and con-
sents to go, and talk to them, if necessary, in
six languages, and give them toasts, and
speeches, and answer all the questions they
could ask in the whole range of the sciences,
and freely partake of all the liquids and solids
they could place before him. And he directs
me to be sure and sit close beside him, ami
when I get cornered, to pinch him, and lie
will monopolise the conversation, and keep up
such a loud and everlasting chatter, that I can
have no possible chance to respond to the
questions of the guests. Young Causin's fa-
ther was the physician of Henry Clay, and
other Senators and Representatives, and when
I enter the parlor and behold Clay himself
towering above the assembled intelligence and
dazzling magnificence of our National Capital,
I thought I 6hould fall, and leaned firmly on
the arm of my accomplished companion for
support. With Causin as our faithful guide,
we passed around, and bowed to the intellec-
tual guests, and their lovely wives and daugh-
ters, who gleamed with jewels, and formed a
brilliant constellation. My Virginia friend
•was perfectly at home, and shook the hand of
Clay with as much nonehalence as if he had
been his own father, and saluted the wives
and virgin coquettes like his own mother and

sisters; and one glorious and irresistible crea-
ture, I thought he would kiss and conquer on
the spot, so interminably did their tongues
revel in French, Spanish, and Italian. lint I
was giddy, and asked Causin for water, and
through this happy pretext, emerge from the
gorgeous display. My friend desires to linger,
but I twitch and coax him to leave with
myself and Causin, as I fear he might seat
himself at the approaching dinner beside some
black-eyed maiden, and thus place mo in the
dilemma I had sought to avoid by inviting
him to the festival. We descend the stairs,
and drink wine, and smoke segars until the
gong summons us to the banquet. Causin
clings to me, and I to the Virginian, and wo
seat ourselves in the centre of the table with
myself between Causin and my guest. The
covers are removed, and the posterity of about
all the ducks, and hens, and roosters, and
flocks, and herds, that were preserved in the
Ark are in the arms of death before us, for
their last grind and annihilation. But as I
was a professed invalid, I dared not eat, al-
though my stomach craved the ducks and
veuison most acutely. After the poor ani-
mals were hacked and devoured, the pastry,
jellies, cream, and fruits appear in such pro-
fusion, that it seemed as though Java, Madeira,

the tropics, Indies, and all of the Mediterranean isles had
heen pillaged and desolated to appease our palates, ami corks
flew like rockets, and rivalled tile reverberations of rifles in a
siege. I drank some wine, but was extremely cautious, and
more than once besought Causin to let me retire, hut he per-
emptorily refused. And now the majestic form of Clay
arises, who addresses the ladies in a straiu of fervor and exhil-
aration that fascinated every heart. He then addressed the
gentlemen, and when about to close, rests his searching eyes
on me. I begin to tremble, and when be articulates my name
as the distinguished guest of the occasion, I can scarcely
breathe, and uneonsciausly take a glass of brandy (for water)
which was designed for my Virginia friend, and which nearly
choked me, and plunged me in deeper misery. The great
Kentuckian closed with a glowing eulogium on Rhode Island,
and her manufactures, and warriors, and statesmen, and lin-
gered on the genius, and valor, and eloquence, and patriotism
of Greene and Perry, and Tristam Burges. All eyes are now
upon me, and I pinch the Virginian in vain, and fear paraly-
sis, unless he instantly relieves me. So, having a gold tooth-
pick in my hand, I plunge it into his leg as far as it would go,
and op lie sprang as though suddenly gaivauised, and breathed
a strain of eloquence worthy of tie: best days of old Virginia.
He extenuated my non-response to the pleasing remarks of

the distinguished Kentuckian, on the ground of mdiapoaiti

and, after happy allusions to the patriotism of Rhode Island,
Virginia, and Kentucky, in the darkest period of American
history, he rivctted his piercing eyes on the magnificent array
of female loveliness, and entranced the sweet angels with
language as luxuriant as Antony's to Cleopatra, in the high
antiquity of Roman and Egyptian splendor. The matrons
smiled, and the virgins clapped their tiny and lily fingers, and
the gentlemen struck the table, and stamped their feet, and
rose, and ejaculated bravo! Senators, and Representatives,
and scholars spoke in strains of powerful eloquence, and elic-
ited enthusiastic praise. All now arise, and repair to the
parlors, where vocal and instrumental music, and dancing,
und waltzing, and Intellectual communion of the moat solid
and brilliant minds of our country, close the pleasing exer-
cises of the memorable occasion. The Virginian departs for
his abode near the President's, and Causin and myself go to
Gadsby's. While strolling on Pennsylvania Avenue, on the
following evening, Causin Baid : "Branch, in yonder marble
edifice is a band of gamblers, where many a promising youth
and meritorious gentleman have been ruined tor ever." I ac-
company Causin to his residence, and listen to the delightful
music of his sister, and invite him to dine with me on the
followieg day, and leave for Gadsby's, and halt at the petal
of the gambler's den, and thus soliloquise : " My expenses
have In ,11 more than I anticipated, and 1 have hardly suffi-
cient funds to pay my bills, and reach Cambridge, and a week
must elapse ere 1 can obtain money from my father. I have
always been fortunate in the halt a dozen times I have gam-
Ided.'aud I will try my luck once more, and for the last time,"
and I enter the gamester's hell, and drink some delicious
wine, and eat some turkey and pickled oysters, and advance
t., tlio g. oning table, and in one hour I am penniless. I return
to Gadsby's, and retire, but cannot sleep, rolling from side to
to side like a ship in a howling tempest, t'ansiu and his
cousin dine with me, and after dinner, we stroll in the beauti-
ful paths around the noble Capitol, and visit some lovely girls
in the evening, whom Causin bad known from ebildoood, tind
we separated at nearly midnight. I then go to the gamester,
.mil beseech him to restore a portion of the money I had lust,
to convey me to my distant home, which he refuses with the
glances 'il a demon. 1 then go to a Member ot Congress from
Rhode Island, who was a friend of my father, and ask him to
loan me sufficient to pay my bills and defray my expenses to
Audover, which he readily vouchsafes, tin the following
morning, I go to Causin's, and bid himself and father and
mother and sister a warm adieu, and depart for Andover by-
way of Hartford and Worcester. I knew the son of the
Superintendent of the Lunatic Asylum at Worcester while he
was a student at Brown University, in Providence, aud am
anxious to see him, and leave my hotel about 10 P. M. for the
Asylum, which was in the suburbs of Worcester. On arriv-
ing at tile gate, I am permitted to enter after a hrief delay,
and proceed to the Institution. I had not gone far, when I
am attacked by two huge Newfoundland dogs. I coax one,
aud intimidate the other, and advance. ( >n reaching the
front entrance of the Institution, I find it closed, and pass
round t.. the rear, and enter the basement, where 1 lind a
solitary candle emitting its last beams, aud a stout luna-
tic is seated in the corner, who instantly approaches
me with distended tongue, ejaculating : " Lar, lar,"
about a dozen times in rapid succession, when I
inquired: "Is young Mr. Clark at home," to which
he responds, with both hand* on my shoulders: "Lar,

lar, cbick-a-de-dee." and his eyes rolled fearfully, and his
tongue appears and disappears with the velocity of an angry
rattle snake's. I am alaruied, and strive in vain to extricate
my shoulders from his giant grasp, when he knocks oft" my hat,
and grabs my hair, and pulls it so hard that I cry murder, and
be releases bis hand, and kisses me, with both arms around my
neck. While picking up my hat, lie gratis me again around
the waist, aud belehcB his infernal " lar, lar," and protrudes
his tongue, and laughs like thunder, and again incloses my
neck with his long arms, and evinces the affection of a bear,
and squei ■/.. s me so hard, that I can scarcely speak or breathe,
when I summon all the vigor that God and Nature gave me,
and cast him fearfully to the floor, and run for my life, with
the lunatic and both dogs close at my heels. I proceed not
tiir, when a hall comes whizzing by, which is fired by a senti-
nel from the window of the Asylum, which increases my
speed, and presently down I go all sprawling into a vault, that
was partially cleansed that day, or 1 would have been instant-
ly drowned from a most awful suffocation. 1 crawl out, with
the aid of the man at the gate, who comes to my rescue when
he hears the report of the rifle, and the hark of tile dogs. Pres-
ently the sentinel comes, and I accompany them into the
dreary basement of the Asylum, where the caudle is in its linal
throes, when youug Clark makes his appearance, aud, after
recognising my voice, is about to embrace me, when I most
solemnly warn him to stand off, and, for God's sake, to forbear
until I am scraped and washed, and freshly clad. He runs to
his bed room, and brings apparel, and a tub, and soon 1 am
clean as mountain snow, and we eat and drink and smoke aud
sing and laugh until the daylight does appear; aud at meridian,
I leave Worcester for Andover, resolving never to Leave again,
until I close my intellectual career in its sacred aud melliflu-
ous groves.

(To be continued to our last roam.)

Legislative Robbers.

There is a small tornado in the coffee-pot
about the scamps who bought a majority of
the Municipal and Rural Legislative Members
to vote them a lease of the Washington Mar-
ket property. Words and threats and Legis-
lative and Court appeals are all moonshine. —
When the scoundrels who lobbied the obnox-
ious Bill through the Legislature with gold
appear in Washington Market, let the butch-
ers and fishermen and hucksters seize them
and put a cable around their necks, and carry
them to the piers' extremities, where big sharks
often roam, and sink them to the water's bed,
and draw them to the surface very slowly,
and let them blow as long as a porpoise, and
sink them again, and yet again, trebly and
quadruply, until they relinquish their Dev-lin-
ish claim to the market property, and swear
on the surface of the chilly waters, that they
will never shadow the Capitol with their
odious carcases during their natural lives.
This is the only mode, in these degenerate
days, of foiling the thievish propensities of the
leading traffic rogues of the Republican,
American, and Democratic parties. All other
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Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1S57, by

STEPHEN II. BRANCH,

In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United

States for the Southern District of New York.

Life of Stephen H Branch.

While pursuing my studies at Andover. I
am corresponding with a girl who resides in
my native city. There were girls in Provi-
dence far mora beautiful than her, (and whose
parents were more affluent than hers,) from
whom I could doubtless have selected a com-
panion for life, but her father had been a boy
with my father, and she loved me as a sister
her brother, or as a fond mother loves her
precious offspring. These truths had their in-
fluence with me. Moreover, this girl had pur-
sued me for years, and (to illustrate her devo-
tion) if I went to a ball, she was there. If I
took my position in a cotilion, she would soon
be opposite, and staring me broadly in the face,
and, as we crossed over, she would cast the
most tender glances, and press my hand with
deep affection. If I proposed to dance with
her, her eyes would kindle with the wildest
enthusiasm. If I went to church, site would
be in the next pew, and enter mine, if it were
not full. If I turned a corner, I often would
meet her. If I looked behind, while prome-
nading Westminster, (the Broadway of Prov-
idence,) she would often be prancing towards
me like an Arabian courser. She would ad-
dress letters to herself through the Post
Office, and call for them when I was at the
letter delivery. If I went to a party, she
would contrive to get an invitation, and a day
seldom passed, when I did not see her.
Juliet never loved Romeo more fervently than
she loved me. And because I knew she loved
me as no virgin ever loved, I resolved to have
her. All her kindred favored our union, and
before I went to Andover, her father came, on
summer evenings, to the Post Office, and
conversed with me in the most friendly tones.
So, in the Autumn of 1836, I bade adieu to
Andover, forever, and repaired to Provi-
dence, and married her at her father's. The
wedding was large and magnificent. My father
obtained me a clerkship in the Rhode Island
Cloth Hall, but manufactures were long de-
pressed, and its directors resolved to close its
affairs, which deprived me of a situation.
The commercial desolation of 1837 was in
embryo, and merchants wore curtailing, and
extensive failures transpired, and clerks and
mechanics were discharged throughout the
country, and my father could obtain no lucra-
tive employment for me, and dared not estab-
lish me in business in such a frightful panic.
Myself and wife resided at her father's. I

made several journeys to Boston and New
York for a clerkship, but I could obtain none.
The Spring of 1837 arrived. I was proud
and ambitious. Heartless comments were
made, all over Providence, about my idle-
ness, and my prolonged residence with the
parents of my wife. I got uneasy, and was
mortified beyond expression and endurance.
I made a final passage to New York, and re-
solved, if I obtained no employment, to have
a crisis. I could procure no situation, and
went to Philadelphia, where I was also un-
successful. I saw an advertisement for a clerk
in Westchester, Pennsylvania, whither I re-
paired, but a clerk had been obtained. My
means were nearly exhausted, and I strove to
sell a diamond ring and gold pencil case to
the barkeeper, and was suspected as a thief,
and arrested, and my trunks examined in the
presence of a large crowd, who came to the
Hotel from every part of the town. I was
honorably acquitted, and instantly left for
Philadelphia, where I sold my ring and pencil
case, and proceeded to New York, where I
sold my watch. I now became desperate,
and resolved to bring matters to an imme-
diate consummation. I wrote a letter to father,
and told him that I was almost deranged, and
besought him to save me. The banks sus-
pended specie payment on the day I wrote to
my father, and the whole country was a com-
mercial ruin. Father wrote me, that he had
spent thousands of dollars for my education, —
had recently paid my debts in Andover and
Providence, amotmti ng to a thor.s tnd dollars, —
had let me have large sums since my mar-
riage, — was not worth over twenty thousand
dollars, — feared he might soon be compelled
to assign his property, and could obtain no
clerkship for me while the money panic
raged. I proceeded to New Haven, and wrote
to him again, and he responded that he would
see my father-in-law, and pledge himself to
meet him half-way in any proposition he
might make to save me, if he sacrificed his
last dollar. I went to Norwich, and wrote
him again, and he informed mo that he had
seen my father-in-law. who declined to aid
me to the extent of a penny, and said that 1
must effect my salvation in my own way.
Although my father-in-law was worth several
hundred thousand dollars, he had let mo have
but twenty-five dollars before orsince my mar-
riage, and when he placed this amount in my
hand, he sneeringly exclaimed : " I always
like to help the unfortunate." In view of all
this, I loathed my father-in-law, and loved
my father, and wrote a fearful letter to both,
(superscribing it to the former,) threatening

to visit Providence, and tear their hearts out
if they did not instantly relieve me. I in-
cluded my father in this awful letter, so that
my father-in-law could not be the sole com-
plainant against me, as I feared he would con-
sign me to prison for years, if possible. And
I was fortunate in including my beloved father
in my dreadful letter, as the sequel will show.
I then advanced to Seituate, about ten miles
from Providence, and wrote another letter to
my father and father-in-law, threatening to
come to Providence on the following day, and
take their lives, if they did not rescue me
from my horrible dilemma. Two constables,
named Gould and Potter, came to Seituate,
and arrested me at the Hotel of Dr. Battey,
(from which I had dated my letter,) and took
me to Providence in a carriage, and put me in
jail as a debtor, on a debt of five hundred
dollars, created for the occasion by the wis-
dom of my father. My father-in-law desired
to imprison me as a criminal, (as I had antic-
ipated,) but my father's counsels prevailed,
and I was saved from a felon's doom. In those
days, debtors were incarcerated, and I was
confined in a dark cell, by locks, and bars, and
bolts, as all Providence feared I would escape,
and kill my father and father-in-law, and per-
haps others. Their fears were supremely
ridiculous, as, if I had seriously con-
templated their death, I would not have
told them where 1 was in Seituate,
nor the precise period that I should come to
Providence and dispatch them. But my ob-
ject was attained. 1 meant to have a crisis,
and I got it with a vengeance on all sides.
The night I entered my cell was the happiest
of my life. My bed was on the floor, and rats
and bugs crawled over me to their hearts'
content. I never slept more sweetly, though
occasionally aronsed by the enormous rata
squealing and nibbling at my nose. The privy
of the prisoners in the large debtors' apart-
ment joined my cell, and the stench was al-
most intolerable, and yet I soon became ac-
customed even to that, and for days I laughed
and danced and sang as never, for I had emerged
from anxiety and torture approximating purga-
tory itself. Mr. Parker, a debtor, soon joined
me in my cell, and we played cards, and nar-
rated our curious experience, and had a merry
time ; but Parker obtained his liberty, and I
was again alone, and I soon got melancholy,
and I wept bitterly over the calamities of my
beloved wife, through her penurious and de-
mon father. In three weeks I was permitted
the freedom of the jail, which imparted per-
fect bliss to my disconsolate mind. I review-
ed my classics and mathematics in prison, and

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

some faithful companions called, and time
again passed merrily. In six weeks my father
(■:imc, and (as my only complainant) effected
my discharge, hy withdrawing his fictitious
suit for debt against me. lie accompanied me
in a carriage to the steamboat, and gave me
money, with his most affectionate blessing,
and I departed for New York, an outcast, in
company with a dear relative named Frank-
lin Oooley, who had been very kind to me
during my entire confinement, and through
all my days. I left my benefactor in New
York, and departed for Albany, and went to
my Aunt Lucy's, whom I had not seen for ten
years, who resided in the town of Groveland,
near Genesee, in Livingston County, in the
State of New York. My grandfather, on the
mother's side, left Connecticut forty years ago,
in consequence of extreme melancholy, after
his wife's demise, and buried himself in the
wilderness of Groveland, and wrote to none
of his kindred for twenty years. He first
worked on a farm, and as the country became
more populous, he taught school and realized
enough to buy him a farm from the famous
Mr. Wadsworth, whom he knew in youth in
Connecticut. At the expiration of twenty
years, he wrote to East Hartford, Ct., and his
surviving daughter, Lucy, with her husband,
a drunken and cruei vagabond, went to Grove-
land, and in about five years after their arrival,
my grandfather died, and Aunt Lucy and her
husband coaxed him in his closing hours to
leave his farm to them, which was worth
about twenty thousand dollars, one-half of
which should have reverted to my mother's
children, who were allowed one dollar each,
so that they could not break the will. On
my arrival, I found my aunt's husband drunk,
and she told me that he had involved the
farm in debt, which was mortgaged for a large
amount, and that he treated her like a brute.
They lived in a one-story hut, consisting of
one room, and a pigeon-house in the roof. 1
arrived at midnight, in a stage coach, and as
there was no house within a mile, I was com-
pelled to stop all night, but where I was to
sleep I could not divine. Aunt Lucy asked mo
if I was prepared to retire, and responding yes,
she lit a cheap candle, and led me to the rear
of the hovel, and up she went a ladder, like a
s jiiirrel, and bade me follow. On arriving at
the door of the pigeon-house, she suspended
one leg to enable me to pass her, and then
gave me the candle, and wo bade each other
good night, and I crawled in, passing through
dense partitions of cobwebs, and battalions of
spiders and rats, and down I lay for the night,
and counted minutes until the morning's
dawn, when I emerged from the hideous hole,
in which I had nearly suffocated. I took
breakfast, consisting of pork and herring,
and visited my grandfather's grave in a distant
field, and departed for Geneseo in the mail
coach, where I examined my grandfather's
"Will, and found that my mother's children
could never obtain their share of his beautiful
estate. I left for Rochester, and departed for
Albany in a canal boat, and worked a short
time in a printing office at Utica. I left for
New York, and worked a brief period in the
job office of William A. Mercein, and went to
Philadelphia, where I worked a week, and
left for Baltimore, where I found my brother
Albert, who was a compositor in the printing
office of the Baltimore Sun, just started by Mr.
Abel, (an old friend of mine,) whose editor
and subsequent famous Washington corres-
pondent was Sylvester S. Southworth. [Mr.
Abel is a native of Warren, Rhode Island, and
established the Philadelphia Ledger after the
Baltimore Sun. In earlier years, Mr. Abel
and myself often worked side by side as com-
positors in Providence, Boston, and New
York.] I worked a few days in Baltimore,
and arrived in Washington just prior to the

extra Session of Congress in 1837, and ob-
tained a situation in the job .office of Gales &
Seaton, through the influence of their book-
keeper, Levi Boots, who was a room-mate of
mine when I worked and boarded with Wm.
Greer, of the Washington Olobe, during my
residence in Washington in 1830. I got $10
a week at Gales & Seaton's, and soon entered
Columbian College, which was located nearly
two miles from Washington, whose worthy
President was Mr. Chapin. I studied nights,
and recited privately with Professors Ruggles
and Chaplin, at daylight, and took breakfast
with the students, and left for Gales & Sea-
ton's with bread and cold meat, in a littlebas-
ket, for my dinner, and, after working all day,
returned to Columbian College at sunset.
These were the glorious days of the American
Senate, and I was enchanted with Clay, Cal-
houn, Webster, Benton, Preston, Crittenden,
liuchanan, and others, whose eloquence and
anathema against the public robbers, were
equal to the philippics of Cicero and Demos-
thenes against the scoundrels of their respec-
tive countries. The House of Representatives
was full of duelists, tigers, monkeys, screech-
owls, and wild-cats, who formed a perfect
menagerie. I heard the exciting debate that
led to poor Cilley's immolation, and attended
his funeral, whose exercises were the most
imposing I ever witnessed. I saw the un-
earthly Calhoun in the mournful procession,
as it moved from the Capitol, whose brilliant
eyes reflected the profoundest sorrow. I studi-
ously avoided my old friend Causin, as I did
not wish to see him after my terrible rever-
sion of fortune. But we met by chance in
the Rotunda of the Capitol, and when I re-
lated my sad story, he was deeply affected.
We met again, and he seemed quite friendly,
but the charm was broken, and our enthusi-
astic friendship soon became a matter of ob-
livion. I now receive a letter from William
Augustus White, (dated Burlington, Vt.,) with
whom I was intimate in Andover, while I was
a member of Phillips' Academy, and while I
studied under private teachers. Young White
wrote me that the Massachusetts Education
Society undertook his education, but it had
failed during the bankruptcy of 1837, and he
was at the College at Burlington, Vt., and
knew not what to do, and solicited funds to
enable him to join me in Washington. I told
his story to the President and Professors and
students of Columbian College, and to Gales &
Seaton, and to Mr. Grouard, the generous fore-
man of the job office, and other liberal gen-
tlemen, who contributed money that I for-
warded to White, and he came to Washing-
ton, where I obtained him a situation with Mr.
Abbott, who had a Classical Academy near the
President's. White roomed with me at Co-
lumbian College until 1839, when I became
so ill, that I was compelled to relinquish my
studies. My blood rushed fearfully to the
brain, and I was so nervous, that I imagined
if I spoke beyond a whisper, that I would
break a blood vessel. I also thought if I ate
solid food, I would have the cholic as soon as
it entered my belly. Dr. Thomas Sewell, of
Washington, came out to the College, and the
students and professors gathered around my
bed, and I thought I was about to die, when
the Doctor, (after punching my belly rather
roughly,) exclaimed: "Why, Branch, you
are not dangerously ill, and you could not "die,
if you wanted to, without suicide. You are
only nervous and dyspeptic, and you remind
me of a nervous person recently described
in an eminent British periodical, who imagin-
ed that ho had glass legs, and that, if he at-
tempted to walk, they would snap like pipe
stems. He made his friends dress him, and
carry him about the house for a long period,
until he nearly wore them out, and they re-
solved to do it no longer ; and believing that

he could walk as well as they, they determin-
ed to try an experiment. So, they asked him
if he would like to take a ride into the coun-
try. He said he would, if they would put him
iu the carriage. They first placed masks,
torches, horns, and Indian apparel in a trunk,
and placed him in the carriage, and off they
drove, arriving in a deep wood before sunset,
and asked him if he would get out, and sit on
the grass. He said he would, if they would
take him out. They carefully took him out,
and seated him on the grass, and then got into
the carriage, saying that they were going
back to London, and that, if he accompanied
them, he must get into the carriage himself,
which he assured them he could not do, with-
out breaking his glass legs. So, oft' they drive,
amid his frantic cries to take him with them.
In about two hours, a thunder storm arose,
and four of them, in their frightful disguises,
rapidly approached him, (amid rain, thunder,
and lightning,) all masked and attired like
devils and wild Indians, and made the woods
ring with drums, and horns, and bagpipes.
He sat firmly until they were about to inclose,
and apparently devour him, when he sprang
to his feet, and ran so fleetly on his supposed
glass legs, that they pursued him for half a
mile, and gave up the contest. The)- then re-
paired to their carriage, and although they
drove tolerably fast, yet, when they arrived
at their home in London, they found him sit-
ting quietly in his easy chair, as though noth-
ing had transpired, his fancy glass legs having
distanced the fleetest horses." I had not
laughed for two months, but Dr. Sewell's
funny and truthful story made all the students,
and President, and professors roar, and I had
to join them against my will. When they all
retired, I arose from my bed, for the first time
in ten days, and dressed and shaved myself,
and raised my voice far beyond a whisper, and
in one hour talked in my usual tone, and call-
ed for some beef steak, of which I ate quite
heartily, and found that my nerves had bam-
boozled me most shamefully, and I recovered
rapidly. But I was delicate, and could not
work at the printing business, and my blood
concentrated in the brain, and I had to cease
my severe mental application, and I resolved
to return to my father's in Providence as the
prodigal son. Young White accompanied me
to my father's door, and told my mournful
story, when my lather embraced me with his
wonted affection, after an absence of nearly
three years.

(To be continued to our last moan.)

NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JUNE 5, 1858.

Tins is the seventh week of the Alligator,
and nearly every editor in this city has had
the courtesy, and kindness, and generosity to
notice my efforts to establish a journal on the
basis of truth and justice, save James Gordon
Bennett, Horace Greeley, and Henry J. Ray-
mond. As I have written for the Herald,
Tribune, and Times nearly since their birth,
the premeditated slight ot Bennett, Greeley,
and Raymond seems so impolite and unkind
and ungenerous, that I have resolved to an-
alyse the editorial career of these notorious
big and little villains of the press, who are a
greater curse to the people of this country
than all the thieves who ever entered the City
Hall, or our State or National Capitols. And
next week I will begin their dissection, and
pluck out their livers, and cast them to the
cadaverous and greedy vultures for a choice
repast, which will present the novel spectacle
of thievish crows devouring the livers of their
own species. It is the custom of these editors
to unite and crush those who dare oppose

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.-:

them, and expose their crimes, by refusing to
let the wholesale newspaper venders have the
Herald, Tribune, and Times, if they sell the
public journals of their adversaries. If they
strive to deprive me of bread, by intimida-
ting the wholesale newspaper dealers of Ann,
Nassau, and Beekman streets, so help me God,
I will enter their editorial closets, and lash
them until the blood streams from every pore,
if I am slain in the attempt. Next week, then,
and as long as I can wield a pen, I will show
the people of this country how these editors
blow hot and cold, and black mail, and col-
lude with thievish politicians, and share their
spoils, and sell the people ! And from my
knowledge of Bennett, Greeley, and Raymond
(after a close communion with them for twen-
ty years,) I brand them as three of the biggest
villains that ever breathed. So, next week,
let the American people prepare for startling
revelations!

James E. "Whiting is a man whose head
commands our profoundest respect, and his
heart our warmest attachment. This is no age
for him. He is like a cat in a strange garret
among the Busteeds, and Connollys, and Pur-
sers, and Devlins, and Smiths, and Erbens, and
other perjured aliens and plunderers that
prowl around the City Treasury. But James
B. "Whiting would have been adored in the
halcyon or tumultuous days of the Persian,
Egyptian, Grecian, or Roman Empires. But
neither the press nor the people will ever ap-
preciate his wisdom, patriotism, and sacrifice
in these degenerate times. God bless James
R. "Whiting ! and when ho dies, the honest
people will weep over his departure, as the
Athenians did over the bones of Socrates,
whom they kicked, and cufl'ed, and taunted
with insanity, and accused of corrupting the
youth of his country, and thrust poison
down his throat, but they deeply regret-
ted their folly and cruelty, and the Grecians
of every age have mourned his melancholy
fate, and cursed their ancestors for their neg-
lect and persecution of the scholar and pa-
triot, and unrivalled Eather of Philosophers,
since the globe was launched into the atmos-
pheric waves.

Peter Cooper's Avarice and Infernal
Antecedents.

"We all know how John Jacob Astor and
Stephen Girard got their first thousand dol-
lars. And now let us see how Peter Cooper
obtained his first fifteen hundred dollars.
"When quite young and penniless, the American
Government owed Peter Cooper's aunt fifteen
hundred dollars, as pension money, which Pe-
ter long besought his aunt to let him strive to
obtain, and she invested him with the power
to collect it, and he soon obtained it without
much difficulty through some of the vagabond
politicians of those days, for whom he had done
some dirty work in securing their election to
Congress and other civil trusts. On obtaining
the money, Peter requested the parties who
got it for him never to disclose it, and they
promised they would cot. After he got it,
Peter would often visit his sick and needy and
aged aunt, and assure her that he had not ob-
tained it, nor would he ever be able to force
the Government to pay her. One evening a
friend called on Peter's aunt, (who had been
absent in a foreign land,) and found her very
ill, and in the last stages of poverty, having
sold or pawned nearly all she had. On per-
ceiving this sad state of her affairs, he ex-
claimed : " Why, my good lady, how could
you so rapidly squander the fifteen hundred
dollars, with interest, that Peter Cooper ob-
tained for you from our Government, as the
pension due you for the patriotic services of
your illustrious kindred ?" She slowly raised

her skeleton form from the bed, and reclining
on her hands and side, she said in a husky and
feeble tone : " My dear nephew, Peter Cooper,
has often told me that my claim is invalid, and
that I can never obtain a cent." Her friend
then started from his chair, and shook her
hand, and kissed it, and told her to be of good
cheer, and rushed from the house, and was on
his way to Washington in one hour, and soon
returned to New York with a letter from the
President of the United States, (who knew her
husband in his early years,) affectionately as-
suring her that her claim was paid to Peter
Cooper, as her accredited agent and nephew.
Great mental excitement and a protracted and
dangerous illness followed these painful dis-
closures, during which Peter did not visit her.
After she partially recovered, she instituted a
suit against Peter, which he resisted through
all the Courts for sixteen years, when the
Court of Appeals directed Peter to pay his
aunt four thousand and five hundred dollars.
The instant Peter heard of the Court's fatal
decision, he mounted a fleet horse and reached
his aunt's at midnight, and approached her
with these sweet words : " O, my dear aunt,
how do you do ? I am so glad to see you. I
declare, how well and young you look for one
so old as you. Well, my dear aunt, I have
come to pay you the money I owe you, which
I have kept all this time, and opposed you for
sixteen years in the Courts, simply because 1
feared if I let you have it, somebody would
get it away from you, and you would then be
poor and penniless in your declining years. —
Now, my dear aunt, I do assure you that I
always intended to let you have the money;
but your memory was so very bad, and you
were always so charitable and easily influ-
enced, that I thought I could take care of
your money much better than you, and so I
have always kept it against my will, and
solely for your good. And now, dear aunt, I
have written a receipt for you to sign, and if
you will just take this pen, and sign it, you
can have all this money in gold that you see
in my handkerchief, which will keep you com-
fortable all your days." And the poor old in-
firm creature tottered to the table, and put on
her spectacles, and signed a receipt with her
skeleton and trembling hand, for two thous-
and dollars, in full of all demands against Pe-
ter Cooper, which the unparalleled villain bad
thus cunningly written to defraud her of the
balance of two thousand and five hundred dol-
lars, which the Court of Appeals had directed
him to pay her, after sixteen years of obstinate
and wicked litigation on his part. He then
gave her two thousand dollars, and left her as
a robber darts from a habitation when its ten-
ant is after him with a dagger or revolver.
She threatened to prosecute him for obtaining
$2,500 through false pretences, and he dared
her to do it. But she descended from patriotic
blood, and was so excited and exasperated at
his wrongs, and disgusted with her species
and modern kindred, and being superannuated
and broken-hearted, and literally worn out,
that, wdiile sitting in her bed dictating a letter
to the President of the .United States respect-
ing the monstrous robberies of Peter Cooper,
she fell back and expired, with her withering
execrations of her nephew on her lips. And
it was the belief of the most eminent jurists
of those days, that her sudden demise saved
Peter Cooper from a residence of ten years in
the dungeons of the State.

Peter Cooper has long bamboozled this city
and country with his bogus philanthropy. He
has not, and never will surrender his right,
nor that of his heirs, to the building bearing
the imposing inscription of "Union" and "To
Science and Art." He will let the first four
stories, and pocket the rent, but the fifth story
being (like the upper story of the Wall street
buildings,)almost valueless, and which ho could

hardly let at all, he designs devoting to human
learning, by letting it to itinerating lecturers
for as much as he can squeeze out of them, and
put that in his pocket also. And from my
knowledge of his narrow mind, (he having
been my Grammar pupil in his old age,) I do
not believe that he will ever let the fifth story
of his bogus scientific ediflce to any lecturer
who differs with his political or religions
views. The penurious old rascal has furnished
the immortal " Union" and " Science" and
"Art" fifth story with the dilapidated and
wormy benches of the old Wash Tub Taber-
nacle, and of Dr. Spring's old brick church,
which were too much decayed for a whole-
some and patriotic or political bonfire. By all
his noise and imposture about devoting his
building to " Union, Science, and Art," he has
succeeded in prohibiting the construction of
an edifice (on the vacant square at the junc-
tion of the Third and Fourth Avenues) far
more beautiful than his, and by foiling that
project, he greatly enhanced the value of his
own property. And through his stupendous
" Union," and " Science" and " Art" imposi-
tion, he has cheated the New York Common
Council into voting him a reduction of $8,000
worth of taxes on his building. There never
was such a cunning wretch as Peter Cooper,
whose craft would make the devil himself
blush. Through his pretended love of his
species, and his spurious earnest regard for the
culture of the youth of the present and of
coming generations, he has foisted the merest
old granny that ever existed on the noble Me-
tropolis as Mayor ; and, not content with the
Mayoralty and nearly all of the Executive De-
partments in his grasp, this cunning old rat
directs the Mayor (who married his adopted
daughter) to appoint his (Peter's) own son
Edward as Street Commissioner, which is
worth millions in the hands of such cunning
old thieves as Peter Cooper and Daniel F. Tie-
man, who have been stealing the public mo-
ney through their enormous speculations and
gigantic suburban operations, ever since they
entered the Common Council in 1S28. I have
got the data to write a hundred pages on Pe-
ter Cooper's indictment, while he had a glue
factory on the old Boston road, and his nig-
gardly meanness to his nieces and nephews,
and other kindred, and to the poor Irishmen
at present in his glue factory in the vicinity of
New York. He screws down all in his em-
ploy to such low wages, that he barely per-
mits them to subsist, although their employ-
ment of skinning diseased cows feet and mak-
ing glue is the most offensive labor under
Heaven. For his cruelty towards an inoffen-
sive apple-woman, (whom he seized by the
throat, and dragged from his store, and threw
into the gutter,) he should be horsewhipped
from the Battery to Harlem. And through
his artifice and eternal excuse, (to the poor
starving wretches who have solicited aid since
he began his bogus intellectual edifice,) that
he could not contribute a dollar to any char-
ity except his building, he has saved thousands
that other equally affluent citizens have con-
tributed to relieve the sick and hungry and
naked during the several winters of famine
through which we have passed, since Peter
Cooper began the construction of his sham
literary institution. And these reprobates
now strive to starve the sick old fathers and
mothers and grandmothers and dear little
brothers and sisters of the noble newsboys
who sell their papers amid the rain and sleet
and freezing cold, while these leprous and
chronic-pile old scamps are sweetly reposing
in feather beds they stole from the tax-payers,
under the garb of City Reform. Peter Cooper
must soon meet his plundered aunt in the
realms of shadows, whose contemplation makes
him tremble like a murderer going to execu-
tion.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

The Early Penury of the Three Napo-
leons of the American Press— Bennett,
Greeley, and Baymond.

The Hon. Jolin Kelly (now Member of Con-
gress from the city of New York) told me that

ho was the first boy whom James Gordon
Bennett employed, when he issued the first
number of the Herald, — that he (honest
Johnny Kelly) was then a poor, barefooted
boy, with scarcely means to live, — that his
duties consisted in sweeping out the office,
running errands, folding and selling the//<T-
aM, and in doing every thing required in and
out of the office, — thai Bennett then had an
office in the basement of a dilapidated build-
ing in Wall street, near William, which was
in constant danger of tailing, and for which he
paid no rent, — that Anderson & Ward then
published the Herald, whose printing office
was in Ann street, in a building subsequently
destroyed by fire, and which occupied the lot
of the present Sunday Atlas edifice, — that
Anderson ct Ward would not let Bennett have
a solitary copy of the Herald until he paid for
it, — that lie (John) used to go every day with
Bennett to Anderson & Ward's to get the Her-
ald papers, and that Bennett often had no
money, and would appeal in vain for the
Herald, — that in tears he often pawned his
watch to Anderson & Ward for the Herald
newspapers, — that on one occasion, he had no
money, and Anderson ife Ward held his watch
as security for the preceding day's Heralds,
and Ward was drunk, and Anderson was ab-
sent, and Bennett cried so long and hard that
Ward finally let him have the newspapers, —
that nothing but Ward's generosity, arising
from his intoxication, saved Bennett on that
critical occasion, as, if Ward had withheld the
papers, and the Herald had not appeared as
usual, it might have ceased to exist, and the
WorM have ne^ er heard of James Gordon
Bennett. And thus one event (even the whim
of a drunkard) often shadows or illuminates
our pathway to ceaseless adversity or pros-
perity, or to eternal obscurity or immortality.
The Hon. Horace Greeley was so poor when
he published the New Yorker, that he could
not pay his Wheat Bread Board, and even
failed to pay his Unbolted Wheat, or Graham
Bread Board. I boarded with Mi-, and Mrs.
Greeley for seven years at the old Graham
House in Barclay street, and (sometime after
Greeley established the Tribune) Mrs. Greeley
often borrowed money of me, from one shil-
ling to five dollars. She always paid me, but
often kept it for weeks, which subjected me
to great embarrassment, as I was at the por-
tal of starvation. But Mrs. Greeley was a
poetess, and very interesting in conversation,
and a sweet and gentle lady, and extremely
beautiful, and her pretty smile emitted the sol-
ace of an angel's wand, to a cadaverous and
gloomy Grahamite like me, which was of infi-
nite value to my digestive organs, and I never
could resist her arch persuasion to loan her
money, although it was often my very last
shilling. I know a printer in this city who
caught Greeley in one of Simpson's Pawn
Boxes. Greeley had just pawned a coat and
silver watch, (which the printer saw dart up
the 6poutlikea Fourth of July rocket,) and
he, Greeley, being near-sighted, was leaning
over the counter, counting the pawn money,
when the printer, being in the next Pawn
Box, (and who had worked as a journeyman
printer by the side of Greeley in a printing
office in Chatham street some years before,)
seized Greeley's ear, and slapped him on the
back, when Greeley looked up, and blushed
profusely, and trembled from hat to boot, and
picked up his money from the counter, and
walked out of the pawnbroker's shop, with
gigantic strides, amid the screams of Simpson
and his clerks, and the printer, and all the

miserable wretches present, including the
darkies. Three years afterwards, Simpson
got the boss of the printer to print some auc-
tion | lacards, and told him that Greeley never
redeemed his coat and watch, which were
sold at a Pawnbroker's public sale.

Lieutenant Governor Henry J. Raymond,
(soon after he came to New York,) was the
room-mate of my brother Thomas in Beek-
man street, nearly opposite Saint George's
Church, at the boarding house of a superan-
nuated Presbyterian clergyman named Brown.
Gov. Raymond told me, three weeks since,
that my brother Thomas was the first person
he roomed with in New York. My brother
Tommy had run away from home, and ap-
pealed to me for money, and to get him a
situation. He arrived from Providence in a
snow storm, and as Mrs. Tripler, (with whom
I boarded, opposite Saint George's Church,)
was full, I got him board at Parson Brown's,
in a small dark attic room, for two dollars a
week. Two days after he began to board at
Brown's, young Mr. Raymond came there,
and Brown put him in Tommy's apartment,
where they roomed and slept together for a
long period. Raymond was very short, but
Tom was much shorter, with the hump of
King Richard on his back, but they slept
soundly, and snugly, and sweetly, and cosily,
and seldom kicked or scratched each other.
After Raymond came into Tom's bed, (it was
a double, rickctty, second-hand cot,) Brown
reduced Tom's faro twenty-five cents, which
made his board one dollar and seventy-five
cents a week, and even that was quite a tax
on my attenuated purse. Tom has often told
me that he and Raymond would sometimes
talk on religion and politics until the doleful
hours of midnight, and related many funny
anecdotes of Raymond, which I shall publish
in the " History of my Life." Tom said that
Raymond was so poor at this time, that he
could hardly subsist, and used to have his hair
cut close to the skull, to save barber*s money,
and wash his handkerchiefs and stockings,
and sometimes his shirts, and used to mend
his shirts and stockings every Sunday morn-
ing, and the room was so cold, that Raymond
sat up in the cot, with his legs covered with
the sheet and blanket, while ho darned his
stockings and sewed the rips of his shirts, and
that he, (Tom,) suffered severely while Ray-
mond was sitting up in the cot mending his
duds, letting in the cold air on his (Tom's)
back and legs. Poor Tonr.ty is cold now,
(dying from the rheumatism and dropsy that
Raymond gave him,) and I recently bore his
tiny body, and big heart, and intelligent brain
to our family tomb in Rhode Island, by whose
side I may soon repose.

Bennett, Greeley, and Raymond are now
at the summit of the American Press, and we
shall soon show that they have not been true
to the children of the Great Being who raised
them from utter penury and obscurity to their
present exalted position. And we shall re-
view the source and rise of their Secretaries,
Hudson. Dana, and Tuthill, on some very fine
day, and then we shall analyse our own mys-
terious career, and then O me ! O glass !

O paint! O putty! O Cooper! O Tiemann [

O Edward !
Tasso 1

O Jeremiah! and the Italian
A Sweet Letter.

Rahwit, May 15th, 1858.
Stephen H. Branch —

Dear Sir, — Having read a great deal about you,

I have taken a great interest in you. Although a

stranger, I tako my pea to address you a few lines,

hoping you will excuse the liberty I take. It is

pure admiration of your persevering character that

causes me to write ; for I have never teen your

face to my knowledge. In your poverty, I deeply

sympathised with you, and in your prosperity, I
rejoice with you. And now I suppose you would
like to know who it is that takes such an interest
in you. I am a country lady. My name is Miss
James, not the whole of it though, the rest I will
give when I hear from you. I resido in Railway,
New Jersey. I hope at some future day to become
better acquainted with you. If you tako interest
enough in the writer to answer this — please an-
swer this at once, and direct to

CARRIE JAMES,
Rahway, New Jersey.

Carrie, Carrie,
Why will you tarry?
Come, come with me,
And my darling be.
And we will soon be three,
And roam o'er land and sea,
And free lovers be
To eternity !

how 1 cry
To see thy eye,
And hear tliv sigh !
O ! I ! O ! my I

1 almost die

To see thy thigh !

Good by, Carrie,

Thee I'd marry !

So come quick to town,

And I'll buy a gown,

And to Foils we'll trot.

Who'll soon tie our knot,

And to the Astor we'll go,

And put honey on our dough,

And say avaunt to woe,

And scream and jump Jim Crow,

Till the Rooster doth blow

His cock-a-doodle do,

And hens cut-ka-dar-cut.

And cats mew from their gut.

And we will gaze, and huir, and kiss each other,

Like Adam, our father, and Eve, our mother :

And we will toil like thunder,

In winter and in summer,

To have a brat far better

Than poor old Cain, our brother.

So do not tarry,

Sweet little Carrie,

But come to me,

And I'll love thee,

Forever and ever,

And scold thee never :

And now on my lone bed,

I will lay my poor head,

And dream sweetly of thee,

Until thy face I see !

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Mike Madden, 21 Ann street.
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Hendrickson & Blake, 25 Ann street.

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Volume I.— No. 8.]

SATURDAY, JUNE 12, 1858.

[Price 2 Cents.

James Gordon Bennett, Horace Greeley,
and Henry J. Baymond.

I shall review the editorial career of these
men, (whom I regard as extremely vicious,)
and I shall begin with Bennett, because he is
the eldest and biggest villain of the trio. I
have written for the Herald since I was a
student at Cambridge in 1836, for which I
have received only $250. I have written for
the Times nearly since its advent, for which I
have received nothing. I have written for
the Tribune since the first year of its exis-
tence, for which I have received nothing but
infinite detraction. So, in all I may say of
these ungrateful scoundrels, I shall evince no
ingratitude or treachery. Bennett's face is
the reflection of hell and the prince of devils.
In conversation, he is obscene and blasphe-
mous, and thoroughly wicked in every thought,
and to listen to his obscenity, and blasphemy,
and corrupt suggestions, in Ids old age, makes
one shudder with horror to the inner temples
of the soul. lie is a low and cunning Scotch-
man, of a large brain, of superficial cultiva-
tion — has no critical knowledge of grammar,
and his orthography is quite imperfect — could
accurately define Websters " science," only as
it represents the mode of extortion — has read
very little — is an unnaturalized alien, and a
monarchist of the deepest dye. His leading
motive, since he acquired his almighty dollar
position as a journalist, has been to oorrupt
the people, and thus subvert our institutions,
and cast us again into the embraces of British
despots, whom he still loves, and will ever
recognize as his native masters. His wife
permanently resides in Europe, and the son
who bears his name was educated in London,
Paris, and Vienna, — and Bennett himself lias
passed most of his latter years in Europe, with
flying visits to America to black mail private
citizens and the politicians in our Municipal,
State, and National elections. As incontro-
vertible evidence of his sympathy with cor-
ruptionists, he never wrote a syllable in favor
of the election of an honorable man to office.
In the abstract, he prates of virtue, and has
always denounced public rogues as no other
man in America, but concretely and in the
assassin's ambush, he toils from choice and for
a cash consideration to elect prison birds for
our rulers. As long as the candidate for of-
fice holds him through a beautiful woman, or
will jingle gold before his eyes, he will sustain
him, and magnify him into a human god ; but
the moment she ceases to fondle, and caress,
and hug, and kiss his hideous features, or her
beauty fades, or her paramour falls through
penury, or the loss of the public confidence, —

when one or all of these calamities transpire,
he seeks new victims, and tramples the old
like spiders, as lie now does George Law and
Fernando Wood, and others, whom he has
bled of half a million. Ami when Mariposa
fails to yield its wonted supply of gold, he will
abandon Fremont, and support some notorious
scamp for President, who is a perjured alien,
or a great national plunderer, or a dastard
traitor to the Union of our Fathers, — pro-
vided the candidate will give him $1(J0,0U0 in
cash, with the promise of a first-class Foreign
Mission. There is a married woman alter-
nately in the Metropolis and its suburbs, to
whom Bennett has long been an abject slave.
And there is a woman alternately in Washing-
ton and its suburbs, to whom President Bu-
chanan himself is a Russian serf. Bennett and
Buchanan, while I write, are in the embraces
of two cunning and bewitching ladies, who
control the destinies of America. It was
through the fascinations and machinations of
these two women, that George Law and Fer-
nando Wood ultimately fell, never to rise ;
and it was through these two Cleopatras that
the English and Jewish alien, Abraham 1).
Russell and Daniel E. Sickles were elected to
the Judiciary and Congress, and will be again,
as long as James Buchanan, James Gordon
Bennett, Judge Russell, Daniel E. Sickles, and
the two lovely ladies in question rule the des-
tinies of the White House, and meet in its
gorgeous halls, and around its festive tables.
Dan Sickles could pull Buchanan's nose with
impunity, and Judge Russell could pinch Ben-
nett's big proboscis, and he would not dare
breathe the faintest murmur. Pretty women
ruled the Egyptians, Grecians, Romans, Eng-
lish, French, Germans, Spaniards, and Italians,
and why should they not rule the Americans?
Bennett's Corporation plunder and his black
mail of politicians and private citizens will
appal the city and country, when I disclose
his prodigious operations, and place Frederick
Hudson, (his smooth Private Secretary,) and
his brother Edward W. Hudson, (the author oi
the Herald Money Articles,) in the infamous
position of their master. Bennett and Fred
and Ned Hudson originated the Parker Vein
and Potosi villanies, through which my bro-
ther William was reduced to beggary and
ceaseless illness, for which I will haunt them
to their capulets, and beyond, if possible.
And now, as the Alligator's jaws are limited,
they cannot hold more of Bennett's and the
two Hudsons' carcases to-day, but he will bite
them mighty hard next week, and take larger
chunks from their black mail hides, at his
second lunge. And when my Alligator's

fangs reach Greeley and Raymond, he will
revel and grin and snap his jaws, and fatten
his belly, as though he was basking on the
fertile borders of the Chagres.

Early Years— Senator Henry 3. Anthony.

When I was in the Providence Post Office,
Henry B. Anthony was a student of Brown
University, whose noble father resided in Cov-
entry, and the pale and delicate Henry would
descend College Bill at evening shades, and
present his sweet little face at the Post Office
window, and inquire in solicitous and music
tones : "Good Stephen, did my dear father or
mother write me to-day?" And if I said yes,
his tiny face reflected the innocent hilarity of
childhood. But if I said no, he would depart in
silence, with tears careering on his brilliant and
intellectual eyes. One summer evening, while
in the doorway of the Post Office, we had a
long political disputation, Henry was a Whig
and I a Democrat. He was a Hamiltonian,
and I a Jeffersouian. Samuel and Joseph
Bridgham, Wm. Henry Manton, Giles Eaton,
David Perkins, Halsey Creighton, Edward
Hazard, Nathan F Dixon, George Rivers, and
other students of Brown University, were
there, and most of them were Whigs, and op-
posed to Gen, Jackson, who was then Presi-
dent. We had a very exciting discussion, and
the students applauded as we warmed and
glowed and rounded our periods ; but Henry
received the most applause, and I the
most hisses. I endured all this with compo-
sure ; but when Henry corrected my pronun-
ciation of the military word "corps," (kore,)
which I pronounced like corpse, (korps,) a dead
body, — he brought blushes to my cheeks, and
copious blood to my brain, and the conquest
was his, and I retired into the Post Office, and
studied dictionary for some time, and resolved
to acquire the principles of the English lan-
guage. And from that memorable evening, I
have been a laborious student. Wheu this
same Henry B. Anthony became Governor of
Rhode Island, my father was the Senator from
Providence County, which is the second
honor of the State Administration, and the
duties more arduous than those of the Gover-
nor himself. And father has told mo that
Henry often consulted him during his Guber-
natorial Administration. When poor father
died, I called on Henry at the Providence
Journal offioe, who received me with the cor-
diality of a brother, and said : " Stephen : My
father lias recently died, and I profoundly
sympathize with yon, as I know what it is to
lose a good father like mine. As to your father,

STEPHEN PI. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

Rhode Island never had a wiser nor a better
citizen, nor a purer patriot,— and years will
roll ere she will rear a man of his integrity
and penetration. Our whole State is in tears,
and will e\ er cherish him with warm affec-
tion." Henry was elected an American Sen-
ator last week from Rhode Island, and here
am I, with a dagger and revolver in my hand,
exposing the robbers and parricides of my
country, and with not one truly reliable friend
in all the world ; and even the few dollars that
I recently received from the Corporation for
public services, are in ceaseless danger through
the stealth of heartless and greedy wretches,
whose avarice will never be satiated until they
have wrested the very last farthing from
trembling hands that are in constant peril of
paralysis. And now, dear Henry, receive my
most affectionate congratulation on mounting
the ladder of your highest ambition. But if
you join the plunderers and traitors of the
Senate, and be recreant to truth and justice —
to Greene and Perry— to the Rhode Island
Line, so fondly cherished by Washington —
and to our dear native soil, and to the loved
stars of our glorious canopy, and of the long,
dark, cold, dreary, and sleepless nights of
the Revolution,— if you bo recreant to these
sacred lights of our early years, I will par-
alyze you with execrations, — and if I survive
you, I will trample and blight the verdure that
blushes over your odious and accursed mau-
soleum.

The Patient and Doctor— The First In-
terview.

Patient — Doctor, I have got the piles and
dyspepsia most awfully. I have taken lots of
medicine, and it has made me more costive,
and caused my head to ache worse than ever.
Now, Doctor, what on earth shall I do to cure
me of the piles and dyspepsia ?

Doctor — Buy Branch's Alligator.

Patient — What kind of medicine is that?

Doctor — It ain't medicine. It is a pepper.

Patient — What kind of pepper?

Doctor — A darn funny pepper.

Patient — How can that cure the piles and
dyspepsia t

Doctor — It will make you laugh and cry at
the same time, and move your bowels, and it
actually gave one of my patients the^diarrhcea
and hysteric cramps in the stomach last week.

Patient — Where can I find it?

Doctor — At any depot in the city.

Patient — I will try it. How much shall I
pay you for your medical advice ?

Doctor — Only one dollar.

Patient — There it is. Good day, Doctor.

Doctor — Good day.

Patient — (stumbles going down thesteps) —
It looks awful cloudy, Doctor.

Doctor — Quite so. It looks like rain.

Patient — Yes, rather. Good day, Doctor.

Doctor — Good day. Call again.
Patient — I will. [Exeunt.]

SECOND INTERVIEW.

Patient — Good morning, Doctor.

Doctor — How do yon do ?

Patient — -1 am so weak I can hardly stand.

Doctor — It must be owing to the warm
weather.

Patient — No it ain't. I have been reading
BtanclCs Alligator, and I have got the dys-
entery so bad that I fear I shall lose my en-
trails and die before sundown, if you don't
give me something to stop it. Why, lord bless
your dear soul, Doctor, I was up all last night,
and have been out ten times to-day. do
relieve and save me, Doctor. Only give me
back my piles and dyspepsia again, and I'll
be satisfied. The dysentery is more dangerous
than either, and I'm not prepared to die. I
joined the Church at the time Awful Gardner
and Ex-Alderman Wesley Smith did, but I

didn't hold on, and I am worse now than I
was before I joined the Old Dutch Church in
Fulton street. Do save me, Doctor, do. O
do ! All this trouble has come npon me, be-
cause you told me to read UrancKs Alligator,
which made me laugh so, that my bowels got
under way, and I conldu'tstop them. Do save
me, dear Doctor.

Doctor — Do you ever read the Herald, 7'imcs,
or Tribune?

Patient — No. I consider it a sin to read
those papers.

Doctor— Why ?

Patient — Because they lie and black mail
so, and deceive and sell the people, and plun-
der them, and erect such elegant buildings
with their plunder. They never could make
so much money by honorable industry.

Doctor — Well, now, you go and buy a copy
of the Herald, Times, and Tribune, and go
home and read the editorials, and the letters of
their Albany and AVashington correspondents,
and their mercenary Wall street money arti-
cles, and read their billingsgate of each other,
and their horrible black mail articles, and
they will so thrill your blood, as to produce
an instant reaction, and you will soon 'be more
costive than before you read Branch 1 * Alliga-
tor.

Patient — I'll do it. How much shall I pay
you for your advice ?

Doctor — Not a cent.

Patient — You are too generous, Doctor.

Doctor — Not at all. Those editors ain't
worth a cent, only what they steal from the
government, and the politicians, and the peo-
ple. They don't make a millionth as much
on their paper and advertisements, as they do
on black mail. They are the source of all gov-
ernmental evil.

Patient — Them's my sentiments exactly.
Good morning. Doctor.

Doctor — Good morning, patient. [Exeunt.]

TniRD INTERVIEW.

Patient — Good evening, Doctor.

Doctor — Good evening.

Patient— Well, Doctor, the Herald, Times,
and Tribune have cured me. I swow, Doc-
tor, how Bennett, Greeley, and Raymond can
lie. I read their fibs, white and black, and
their billingsgate of each other, and their
abuse of private citizens, and contractors, and
politicians, (which seemed like polite invita-
tions for interested parties to walk up to their
gilded offices and settle,) until my blood run
cold, and icicles formed in my veins, and my
zig-zag circulation flew about and rushed
from my toes, fingers, nose, ears, heart, and
liver, into my skull, until my dysentery-
was reduced from ten to four times a
day ; and then I put ice on my head, and a
poultice over my navel, and bathed my spleen
with brandy, and went to bed, and slept like
Rip Van Winkle, and I now feel as well as I
did at my birth, — and I have come to express
my gratitude, and pay you a standing fee for
disclosing the important secret, that 1 can al-
ways cure the piles and dysentery by reading
the abominable lies and black mail editorials
of the Herald, Times, and Tribune.

Doctor — I am of a costive nature, and never
have the piles nor dysentery, and therefore
never read those disreputable newspapers ;
but if I ever should have the cholera, or vio-
lent diarrhoea, I should read those public jour-
nals for my life, as I have cured dysentery
patients for years by recommending the perusal
of those journals for only half an hour. And I
shall always recommend Branch's Alligator
for costiveness.

Patient— Don't mention the Alligator, if
you please, Doctor, because I fear it will start
my bowels, and again set them in a terrible
and dangerous commotion. So, good night.
Doctor, and may God forever bless you.

Doctor — Good night, sir.

Patient — Remember me kindly to your wife
and children, Doctor.

Doctor — I will.

Patient — Good night.

Doctor — Good night. [Exeunt']

The Doctor closes the door, and Patient
skips up the street, singing, a la Bayadere:

Happy am I,

From piles I'm free,
Why are not all
Merry like me ?

Sitpjrew fj. irRitcjj's Alligator.

NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JUNE 13, 1858.

War with Great Britain.

Don't let the grannies and daddies get dan-
gerously nervous over the bloody rumors from
Washington. Drink your tea, good matrons,
and take your snuff, old gentlemen, as strong
as ever, and talk as serenely and happily of
other days, as though we were to have per-
petual peace. There will be no war between
parent and child, so long as New York and
Liverpool exist in mutual interest and broth-
erly affection. For these two cities, with
their mighty commerce, are the peaceful ar-
biters of nations, and will be, after all who now
behold the Universe have returned to ashes,
and coming generations cannot find their mor-
tal caverns.

Tremendous Display of Crinoline,

[WALLACES THEATRE JUST OUT — A DRIZZLINO
KAIN.]

Omnibus Driver — Broadway — ride up ?

Dad (on sidewalk) — I say, driver, have you
got room for all my family ?

Driver — How many have you got?

Dad — Myself and two female children —
two girls in their teens, and my wife and
mother.

Driver — Yes, daddy, I can accommodate
you, as I have just got room for yourself, old
boy, and your two female children, and two
kegs, and your two girls in their teens, and
two barrels, and for your wife and mother,
and two hogsheads. Jump in, old cock, with
all your tribes and trappings.

Dad — Thank you, driver, thank you, — but
darn your impudent reflections about crino-
line. But it rains, and I'm anxious to get
home, and I'll forgive your facetious com-
ments this time. There, now, get in wife,
and mother, and girls, and children — get in
as fast as possible, and get out of the rain, and
save your bonnets, and shawls, and silks, and
kegs, barrels, and hogsheads, that our waggish
driver prates of with such truthful severity.

Driver (peeping through the hole) — Are
you all right inside, daddy? Crinoline all
nicely arranged and tucked in? eh? old cock?

Dad — Go ahead, you rascal. I'll tell Major
Tiemann and Peter Cooper of your didos,
and have you arrested.

Driver — Laughs, and snaps his whip, and
away they go.

A Queer Letter.

New Yoi:k, May 28th, 1858.
Sn:iiii:x H. Branch, Esq. —

Dear Sir, — As a reader of your rapacious
Alligator, and a warm sympathiser with
you throughout your misfortunes, I think I
am entitled to make a suggestion, which I
believe to be for your own good. I want to
praise the manner in which you have con-
ducted your Journal thus far, and it is because
I.do not wish to see it unworthy of considera-
tion that I have taken the liberty to write to
you— a perfect stranger, as far as personal
acquaintance goes. Your sanguinary and cha-

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. •;

ractcristic fearless attacks on the magnates of
Tammany and the City Ilall have won you
great favor among the honest and peaceful
citizens of New York, as well as elsewhere,
but I am of opinion that an attack on the city
press would only be productive of serious mis-
chief to yourself. In your latest number,
you mention the apparent slight of the Alli-
gator by Bennett, Greeley, and Raymond,
and avow your intention to " let up " on
them in your next. I seriously advise you not
to do it. It will hurt you. Only a week
since you spoke of your unwillingness to at-
tack and expose Russell, because he is Ben-
nett's friend, who aided you in your misfor-
tunes. It may hurt the man's feelings some-
what to see his friends or relations calumni-
ated or condemned, but it is much worse (and
savors of ingratitude in the assailant) to be
set upon himself. Besides, if you wake the
wrath of these three Leviathans, it will take
a bigger and stronger animal than the Alli-
gator to extinguish it. It is therefore a mat-
ter of policy in you not to weaken yourself
by entering into a war with the Herald, Times,
or Tribune. You are yet weak, and need all
the help you can possibly obtain. You know
yourself that newspapers are not established
in a day, however high their aim or select
their contributions, and to be drawn into a
controversy with the papers named, will be
almost fatal to your editorial prospects.

Again: they may have reasons for not no-
ticing your paper, as a press of business, ne-
glect, overlooking, and so forth, and may,
when a more convenient season presents itself,
give you a highly flavored puff. Would it not
be better to ask thein privately to speak favor-
ably of your new enterprise, than to attempt
to force them to do it by a public attack in
your paper ?

Yours very respectfully, and with sincere
Irishes for your welfare, R. P. C.

(Private.)

This letter came from the Herald, Time*,
and Tribune offices, and was the result of the
deliberations of Bennett, Greeley, and Ray-
mond, through their Secretaries, Hudson,
Dana, and Tuthill. My heart was moved
while reading this production. The genial
spirits of Houston and Hamilton, of the Her-
ald, and of the equally meritorious dead in
the Times and Tribune establishments, passed
before my vision, and I was unmanly, and
wept like a delicate female. And with elec-
tric flights of the imagination, I grasped the
long and happy years I have passed in the
Herald, Times, and Tribune offices, in the
pleasing effort to improve the Fire and Police
Departments. I thought, too, of the noble
hand of intellectual living giants connected
with the Metropolitan Press in question, and
I wept to know that we would be less friend-
ly, and that my form and intellect were never
more to be reflected by the leading Press of
America. And why must this be so ? Why
must I pass in silence, in my whole journey to
the grave, such men as Bennett, Greeley, and
Raymond, and their Secretaries, Hudson,
Dana, and Tuthill ? Is it because they have
not noticed the Alligator? I would despise
myself, if I could be governed by so mean a
motive. A spark will light a flame that will
defy a million men. Isolated snow will come
silently from Heaven, and form mountains
that will bury thousands. And I admit that
after my gratuitous labors in the Herald,
Times, and Tribune establishments for so
many years, (in which I devoted the in-
tegrity and education that my father
gave me,) the refusal of Bennett, Gree-
ley, and Raymond to notice my feeble efforts
to establish a truthful press, kindled a blaze
in my bosom that they can never quench.
For seven weeks I looked with solicitude for

the mention of my Journal in their columns,
and crushed to the earth witli pain and dis-
gust with my species, I resolved to dissect the
bodies that were animated by such contracted
souls. Their refusal to notice and encourage
the efforts of an old and tried friend like me,
(who has toiled so long and hard to give them
important public documents and early valua-
ble domestic and foreign intelligence,) arous-
ed a million demons that have slumbered in
my bosom, and yearned for years to expose
the villainy of American editors, who hold
the destinies of my country and of human
liberty in their palms, and who trille and play
with the people, and sell them like cattle in
the face of the morning sun. Bennett, Gree-
ley, and Raymond never meet by daylight,
but they do by night light in great emergen-
cies. They fret and scold before the people,
but they act in concert in subterranean cav-
erns. And their Secretaries, Hudson, Dana,
and Tuthill, daily walk arm-in-arm, plot-
ting deeds of hell for their wicked mas-
ters, in which the people are invariably
sold. And so with the money-article writers
of these public journals. They see each other
often, and act in concert, and spread terror
in Wall street, and throughout the country,
and desolate the hearth of many a happy do-
mestic circle, in the journey of every sun.
And shall I be silent, and go down to my
grave, with these fatal secrets on my heart,
that have depressed me for years ? Snail I be
recreant to my mission, and to the toiling mil-
lions, on whom their accursed treason falls ;
Shall I not tell the American people, that the
evils and corruption that overshadow our
land, and threaten to subvert our glorious in-
stitutions, have their source in the American
I And shall I not adduce my proof and

argument, and scathing analysis of their per-
nicious motives? And shall I be silenced by the
threats in this letter, that I will be crushed by
three Leviathans the instant I open my fatal
batteries ? No, no. All hell shall not deter
me from my exposition of Bennett, Greeley,
and Raymond, and their vile Secretaries. For
my honor I care every thing, and he who
strives to deprive me of it, through un-
merited detraction, shall die by my avenging
hand. But for life I care nothing, only to be
useful to my kind, and to adhere to integrity,
and serve the God of my supreme adoration.
Life ! Take it ! Take the poor, trembling,
pining, mortal trunk and scabbard, but beware
of the sword and soul ! Look, but touch not
them, lest the ground rock, and open, and
yawn, and swallow, and cut, and dash, and
burn your demon bones and nerves through
undying ages. Beware! I say! beware!
and tremble ! For I have a superstition,, that
a soul is sacred in the eyes of God, according
to its love of truth, or its hatred and horror
of such hypocrites, thieves, and traitors, as
Bennett, Greeley, and Raymond.

Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1S57, by

STEPHEN H. BRANCH,

In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United

States for the Southern District of New York.

Life of Stephen H. Branch.

The news of my return to Providence spread
rapidly, and the political newspapers un-
friendly to father most cruelly announced my
arrival in blazing capitals. I then told my
father that if he would furnish me the means,
I would go to the sea shore, and lie instantly
complied. I departed for Boston with White,
whose father resided in Pepperell, Massachu-
setts, whither he went, and I took the stage
to Salem and Gloucester, near C.;po Ann.
When I parted witli White, I was overwhelm-
ed witli tears and desolation. 1 passed the
first night in Gloucester at a hotel, and the
next day engaged private board. I HOW WHS

very lonely, — had no congenial spirit by my
side, — knew no one in Gloucester, — was a
mere skeleton,— could not read nor compose,
without snffusing my brain with blood, aud i
sometimes thought I should drop dead, and
seriously contemplated self-destruction. Cut
the ocean air revived me, and I gave lessons
in penmanship to a Mr. Story and his two
sons, who gave me $5 a week, which del rayed
my expenses, and diverted my mind from the
melancholy past, which was a precious
solace. The summer closed, and the
leaves began to fall, and the first blast of
autumn made its advent from the north, and
I returned to Boston, and went to New Ynrk
by way of Hartford and New Haven. I en-
gaged board witli Mrs. Reeve, in Pearl street.
near Franklin Square, and hired a cheap
piano of Firth, Hall, & Pond, and gave En-
glish lessons to the son of Mr. Vultee, for
which he imparted musical instruction. 1
then went to Arthur Tappan, and informed
him that I contemplated the instruction of
colored persons, who sent me to his brother,
Lewis Tappan, with whom I had a long con-
versation, at his store in Pearl street, during
which he examined my qualifications in spell-
ing, reading, figures, and penmanship, and
gave me a letter of introduction to a colored
man named Van Ransselaer, who kept a res-
taurant under the office of the Journal of
Commerce. I taught Mr. and Mrs. Van Rans-
selaer and their adopted boy for some weeks.
for which I received my meals at their res-
taurant. They had a room in the sixth story
of one of the Wall street buildings, and, in
climbing the stairs, I often thought I should
die before I reached the upper story. I now
see an advertisement, and obtain a situation
as teacher on the plantation of Mr. Bennett,
near Franklin, Alabama, and departed for
Apalachicola, in the brig Sampson, Captain
Robinson. The passengers could scarcely
move in consequence of the barrels of pota-
toes and apples on deck. We paid our pas-
sage in advance. The proprietors of the ves-
sel allowed the captain a limited sum for sail-
ors, and, to save a portion of the money for
himself, the captain obtained most of his sail-
ors from the hospital, from those just recover-
ing from protracted illness. One was lame,
and another had but one eye, and all were
pale and extremely feeble. We had a gale off
Cape Hatteras, and some of the more emaci-
ated sailors were instantly prostrated, and re-
tired to their berths, and the passengers had
to work night and day, or go to the bottom of
the ocean. In a week after I left New York, my
hands were nearly raw with blUters from
hauling ropes. The owners permitted the
captain to provision the vessel as he pleased,
and render his account to them at the close of
the voyage, and he nearly starved us, although
he charged the proprietors of the vessel for the
best provisions the market afforded. I often
caught the captain drinking wines and eating
luxuries behind the masts, whioh the passen-
gers should have had, and I denounced him,
but to no purpose. I discovered the helms-
man asleep at midnight, and the vessel going
stern foremost, and aroused the passengers
just in time to save all from y. watery grave.
There was a passenger who had been a skilful
mariner, and we acted in concert, or we must
havo been lost. We watched tho helmsman
on alternate nights, but got weary of the task,
and shared the toil with other passengers. 1
emerged from my berth at midnight, and
found botli passenger and helmsman asleep,
when I aroused all hands to witness the ex-
traordinary spectacle, and our common peril,
and, after that, the passengers formed a Vigi-
lance Committee to unceasingly watch the
captain aud sailors. In a week, land was dis-
covered, although the captain assured us one
hour before the discovery, that we were about

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

one hundred milea from hind. It was near
sunset, and it' we had not discovered hind
before dark, we would have gone ashore, and
been drowned, or butchered by the hos-
tile Indians on the coast of Florida, who
were then engaged in their final struggle with
the Americans. We had a hurricane soon
afterwards, and lost all the apples and [iota-
toes from the deck, but we at last arrived
at Key "West. We took in water, and some
bread and herrings, and steered for Apalaehi-
cola. and on the following day, we took four
men from a vessel that must have sunk in one
hour after we rescued them. The poor fel-
lows had been several days on the wreck,
without food or water, and they shivered and
cried like children, when they reached our
vessel. It was a very affecting scene, and
none could restrain their tears. We hail a gale
in the Gulf of Mexico, and expected to be
lost, lint we ultimately reached Apalachicola.
which I found a perfect desert. My employer,
and a wagon with two horses, anticipated my
arrival, and we went to Saint Joseph, and
thence up the banks of the Chattahoochee
River, and often passed near the encampment
of hostile tribes of Indians. There had been
no rain for two months, and the woods were
on fire at times throughout the journey, which
presented at night a scene of great sublimity.
We were often surrounded by smoke and
flame, and were scorched and nearly strangled
by the dense smoke that emanated from the
burning pine trees. On one occasion, the
horses were unmanageable, and ran towards
the flames, and we supposed we would be lost,
but we subdued the terror of the horses, and
emerged from the flames after infinite peril
and trouble. The miserable habitations were
often thirty miles apart, and we nearly died
from thirst, but we reached Franklin, Ala-
bama, after unexampled suffering. I soon
repaired to Bennett's Plantation, five miles
from Franklin, and opened my sehoei, near
his house, in a log cabin, to which Bennett
permitted children to come from the surround-
ing country. My health was poor, and I
nearly died witli dyspepsia. 1 soon discovered
that Bennett was intemperate and cruel to his
slaves, most of whom had committed grave
offences, and had been confined in the prisons
of Georgia and Alabama. Bennett's Overseer
whipped the slaves every morning, and my
feelings were lacerated almost beyond endur-
ance, when I heard the lash, and their pierc-
ing cries for mercy. Mike, a slave, fled in
the night, and Bennett and the Overseer pur-
sued and captured him partially drunk in a
swamp. They tied him to a tree, near my
window, and paddled him with a wooden
spade full of holes, which brought blood and
blisters at every blow. I bad witnessed the
executions of murderers at the North, but I
never beheld brutality like this. I closed my
window, and went to bed, and buried myself
in the clothes, so that I eonhl not hear the
blows, and poor Mike's thrilling appeals for
succor. Chloe, a slave from Africa, (who was
seventy years old, and had been the slave of
Bennett's father,) told a lie to screen one of
her children, who bad been absent two nights
on a drunken frolic, and she was tied to a tree,
#nd severely horsewhipped on her naked back.
I shall never forget the moans of poor
-Chloe, as the whip lacerated her scanty flesh,
ami aged bones. Mrs. Bennett taught her
children, nude and female, to whip the chil-
dren slaves, jnd when they did not strike
hard, she worn,; fly into a fearful passion, and
lash her own children for their lenity towards
the sinless little slao es. These cruel scenes
disgusted and harrowed njy heart beyond the
power of language to express, and I resolved
to resort to honorable stratagew to get away
from Bennett's Plantation. So, on Bennett's
,retnrn from his favorite amusement of hunt-

ing deer at night, with which the country
teemed, he was very proud of his success in
killing deer, and was partially intoxicated,
and in sparkling humor, and I breathed in
his merry ears the following' plaintive intelli-
gence. 1 told him that I was ill, and antici-
pated a return of fits, which sometimes tor-
mented me for months, — that, at times, when
[ emerged from these tits, I was wild and dan-
gerous, uuless confined in irons, and that I
once nearly strangled a child, during my deli-
rium. He started back, and stared like an
owl, and his wife opened her mouth, and
stretched her large gray eyes prodigiously,
and asked me how long I had had symptoms
of the return of fits. I said, about two days.
Bennett then inquired about how long before
1 expeeled they would commence. I replied,
in a day or two. He asked me if I desired to
return to Apalachicola, and thence to New
York, or would rather go by way of Colum-
bus, Georgia. I told him that I had a brother
in New Orleans, who was proprietor of the
" New Orleans Daily Times" and I would
like to go to him, as he knew how to nurse
me, when the fits were on. He said that he
would let his slave Edward take me in his
wagon down the banks of the Chattahoochee,
to the point where the mail stage passed, an
its way to Lagrange, where I could get a
steamer to Pensacola, and thence to Mobile
and New Orleans. I told him that I had no
money. He said lie would supply mo with
enough to defray my expenses to New Or-
leans. In the morning, while the Overseer
was whipping slaves in the yard, I started
down the Chattahoochee, and, after an encamp-
ment of three nights, reached the road that
led to Lagrange. On the following day, the
stage arrived, and I left for Lagrange. General
James Hamilton, of South Carolina, wds a pas-
senger, with whom I had many a pleasant
conversation. After a tedious journey through
the piny solitudes of Florid;., we arrived at.
Lagrange, and left for Pensacola, in a ricketty
steamer, in which we came near being lost in
the Gull' of Mexico, in about half a gale. At
Pensacola, we took the steamer Champion,
and proceeded to Mobile, and thence to New
Orleans, by way of Lake Pontchartrain. I
boarded with my brother Albert in Poydras
street, and worked in his printing office. I
learned, through the newspapers, that the
Captain left Apalachicola for Havana, but
could'nt find it, and went to Key West — that
he left for New York, and was capsized in the
Atlantic ocean, and only the second mate was
saved, who stated in substance that "six of us
were on a raft for nine days, and, after we ate
the dog, we drew lots for each other, and that
he who drew the shortest piece of shirt from
my inclosed hand, should die, but have the
privilege of resisting the other five in their
attempted slaughter of his body for his blood
and flesh as their water and food, — that a
Hungarian passenger drew the shortest cut,
atid fought for his life for two hours, on the
raft, which was the roof of the deck cabin,
and very large, and could hold twenty men
with safety, — -that the Hungarian at last fell
asleep at midnight, against his will, ami we
cut bis head entirely off, and drank his blood,
and ate his flesh, aud J never relished any food
like the Hungarian's, — that on the tenth day,
the first mate died from eating too heartily of
the Hungarian, and on the eleventh day a pas-
senger and sailor died from exhaustion, — that
on the twelfth day a vessel came near, and
while on a mountain wave just over my head,
the cook discovered myself and the last sailor
down in the cavern of the ocean, — the cook
screamed. — the helmsman discovered us, — a
rope was cast, and I seized it, and tied it
around me, — another is thrown, — I tied it
around my comrade, and gave the signal to
hoist away, and up we went into the vessel,

but, alas ! my sailor boy was dead, dying
from exhaustion and excessive joy at his too
sudden and unexpected rescuo!" This melan-
choly news cast a profound gloom over my
meditations for several weeks. I now see an
advertisement for a teacher in Napoleonville,
on Bayou Lafourche, about twenty miles from
Donaldsonville, and seventy -five miles west of
New Orleans, on the plantation of Thomas
Pugh, who was a classmate of President Polk,
the Keverend Doctor Hawks, and the Reverend
Doctor Thomas House Taylor, of Grace
Church, and other distinguished men, at
Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Albert 0. Ains-
worth and Senator Conrad, of New Orleans,
gave me letters to Mr. Pugh, which secured
the situation. Mr. Pugh was a Member of the
Legislature, and so was .Mr. Conrad. Mr.
Ainsworth was a native of Providence, Rhode
Island, and an old school mate of mine, whose
father was a school master. Mr. Pugh had
about two hundred slaves on his sugar and
cotton plantations, and his brother, just below
him, on the Bayou, had a thousand slaves. I
found Mr. Thomas Pugh to bo a noble cha-
racter, and very kind to his slaves, who most
fondly loved him. I had a school house in the
centre of a beautiful field, to which came the
pretty children of Mr. Pugh, and about a
dozen others from the contiguous plantations.
I had six hundred dollars per annum, and a
horse to ride when I chose, and aslavenamed
Nathan to wait upon me. The country teem-
ed with poultry, and we had the most deli-
cious oysters, and all the choice fruits and
vegetables of those sunny and prolific lati-
tudes. I was thrown from my horse one
moonlight evening, while riding along the
Bayou, and soon after was bitten by a snake,
and in about a week found a lizzard in my
bed when I awoke in themorning, and I got
uneasy and very nervous, and left Mr. Pugh
and his interesting family with tearful sorrow,
because they had treated me with parental
kindness. I returned to New Orleans, and
engaged pasaage in a steamer for Louisville,
Kentucky.

(To be continued to our last dream.)

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Also, new flour barrels and half barrels ; a large supply
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JOHN B. WEBB, BOAT BUILDER, 718 WATER Sl'REET.
My Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by
those of any Boat ,Builder in the World. Give me a call,
and if I don't please you, I will disdain to charge you for
what does not entirely satisfy you. JOHN B. WEBn.

SAMUEL SNEDEV, SHIP k SI'EAMIIOA t' oUILDER.—
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my yards and residence are at Greenpoint. I have built
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long term of years, and continue to do so on n asnnable
terms. SAMUEL SNEDEN.

C1HARLES FRANCIS, SADDLER, ESTABLISHED IN
/ 1SU8,) Sign of the Golden Horse, 89 Bowery, New York,
opposite the Theatre. Mr. F. will sell his articles as low as
any other Saddler in America, and warrant them to be equal
to any in the World.

HN WILD, STEAM CANDY MANUFACTURER, No.
• 451 Broadway, bet. Grand and Howard streets, New
York. My Iceland Moss and Flaxseed Candy will cure
Coughs and Sneezes in a very short time.

JAMES GRIFFITHS. (Late CHATFIELD 4 GRIFFITHS.)
No. 278 Grand St., New York. A large stock of well-se-
lected Cloths, Cassimeres, Vestiogs, Ac , on hand. Gent's,
Youths' and Children's Clothing, Cut and Made in the most
approved style. All cheap for Cash.

C TYSON, CORNER OF NINTH STREET k SIXTH AVE.
• Has for sale all the hue Publications of the day, in-
cluding all the Daily and Weekly Newspapers.

DOR.

Volume I— No. 9.]

SATURDAY, JUNE 19, 1858.

[Price 2 Cents.

James Gordon Bennett's Editorial
Career.

Kennett left his native hills of Scotland in
1819, and arrived in Boston in 1820. After
enduring the tortures of poor Goldsmith (as
teacher, traveler, editor, and author) for fif-
teen years, he takes the basement of the
crumbling ruin at No. 20 Wall street, and ad-
vertises for a boy, when John Kelly (now a
Member of Congress from the Fourth, Sixth,
Tenth, and Fourteenth Wards) thus responds:

Eater John Kelly in rags and barefooted.

John—yiv. Bennett: Mother says you ad-
vertised for a boy, and sent ins to ask you for
the situation.

Bennett — What's your name?

John— Johnny Kelly.

Bennett — Where do you live?

John — In the Fourteenth Ward.

Bennett — How long have you been in this
country?

John — I have always been in this beautiful
conntry.

Bennett — Aint you an Irish boy?

John — No, sir, — I am an American boy,
and I'm very glad I am an American.

Bennett — Why are you glad of that ?

John — Because George Washington was an
American, and I dearly love his memory,
because he always spoke the truth, and was
good and brave, and loved and saved his
country.

Bennett — Who told you all this?

John — My grandfather first told me of
Washington's greatness, and goodness, and
bravery, and since he died. I have read the
Life of Washington several times.

Bennett — Where was your grandfather
born \

John — In Scotland.

Bennett — Ah ! then, you are of Scotch
descent ?

John — Yes, sir.

Bennett — Did you ever hear of Wallace?

John — Yes, sir, and of William Tell, and his
son Albert, of Switzerlaud. Grandfather
told me all about their courageous deeds and
great love of country,

Bennett — -Where were your parents born ?

John — In poor old Ireland.

Bennett — Why did they leave their coun-
try?

John — Because liberty was dead, and the
people starving, and sorely oppressed by
tyrants.

Bennett — Who crushed the liberty of Ire-
land?

John — England, Scotland, and Wales.

Bennett — That will do, my boy, and I am
pleased with your intelligence and love of
liberty, though you should not denounce the
glorious Scotland, because your grandfather
came from its pretty vales and majestic moun-
tains.

John — If Scotland and Wales had sympa-
thised with Ireland, and fought her battles for
freedom, the sweetest and greenest Isle of all
the earth would now be free like my dear
America, and Scotland and Wales could also
have enjoyed the blessings of liberty.

Enter Washer Woman.

Washer Woman — And so I have caught the
old Scotch Serpent at last, eh ? I have been
here a dozen times, and also at your last
boarding house, which you left without pay-
ing a poor widow (with five young children)
for your board, and she is very sick in con-
sequence of your cowardly villainy, and is
about to have another child, and her landlord
told her yesterday that she must move imme-
diately, or he would turn her into the street,
for not paying her rent. But I'll stand none
of your wickedness. Aud now, Bennett, if
you don't, instantly pay me for washing and
mending your filthy and ragged clothes, I
will rope you on the spot. (She takes a rope
from behind her apron.)

Bennett — Call in the morning, and I will
certainly pay you.

Washer Woman — I shall do no such thing,
you lying diddler. I will have it now, or I
will rope you, and pull your hair, and scratch
and bite, and maul you to a jelly. (She ap-
proaches him with menacing gestures.)

Bennett — There, good woman, — there's
your money. (She seizes it and departs, wag-
ging her head and body with victorious vocif-
erations.)

Bennett — There, Master Kelly, you per-
ceive that I am very poor.

John — Y"es, sir, and so am I, and I like to be
with the poor, because they are far more kind
and generous than the rich.

Bennett (wiping a tear from his eye) — My
boy, I can see a noble heart in your breast,
and you remind me of the happy friends I left
in my native land, whom I may never see
again, and who are ignorant of the terrible
vicissitudes through which I have passed,
since I left my dear father's roof.

John — What country is yours ?

Bennett — Scotland.

John— Ah! Scotland 1 My adored grand-
father's native home I O, I love you much
better, now that I learn you came from Scot-
land.

Bennett — No more of this, dear boy. I can-
not talk of my present poverty, and of my
native skies, without sad emotions. And now
to business. Can you write a handsome
hand ?

John — I can write a plain hand.

Bennett — Can you spell well?

John— Tolerably well, for a poor boy.

Bennett— Do yon understand figures?

John — Better than spelling or writing.

Bennett — How much do you want a week?

John — Enough to buy shoes and jacket and
trowsers, and pay my father and mother some-
thing for my food and lodging.

Bennett— Well, if you prove active, and
answer my purpose, I will reward you ac-
cording to my success in my new enterprise.

John — When do you want me to come ?

Bennett — Y r ou may stay now, and, after
sweeping out the office, aud folding that pile
of papers in the corner, which I could not sell
yesterday, you can accompany ine to my
Printers, Anderson & Ward, in Ann street,
for the Herald papers of to-day. (John
sprinkles and sweeps out, and folds the papers
in half an hour, and he and Bennett start for
Ann street.)

Bennett (at his printer's in Ann street) —
Mr. Anderson, are my papers ready?

Anderson — Y'es, but you can't have them
until you pay me for them.

Bennett — I have not got enough.

Anderson — Then you can't have theru.

Bennett — But the newsboys are outside,
waiting for them.

Anderson — I can't help that.

Bennett — But, my dear sir, do let rn> have
them.

Anderson — I shan't do it.

Bennett — Will you take my watch ,'

Anderson — I have taken that twenty times,
and, as I am not a pawnbroker, I am sick of
taking your watch as security for the results
of my honest labor.

Bennett — Do take it once more.

Anderson — I told you, when you last re-
deemed it, that I should not take it again.

Bennett (crying) — Do take it once more,
Mr. Anderson.

Anderson — No, sir. Here, Rnfus, put these
E'er aids in a box, and nail it, and take the box
to my house.

John — Do take his watch once more, kind
sir. Mr. Bennett has just employed me, and
I'm not afraid to trust him. Besides, just look
at his tears. See how big they are, and how
fast they flow and roll down his manly cheeks.
Do, sir, O do let him have the papers, and
spare his tears, and heal his broken heart.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

Anderson (looking over his spectacles) —
"Who the devil are you?
John— I am Johnny Kelly.
Anderson — What! Does your father live
in the Fourteenth Ward '.

John — Yes, sir, and that's just where I was
horn, and have always lived, and always mean
to, and die there also, and, if possible, 1 in-
tend to be buried there, in some beautiful
cemetery, because I most fondly love the good
and generous people of the Fourteenth Ward.
And now, Mr. Anderson, have I not often
seen you at my lather's, on winter evenings,
telling each other fanny and pleasing stories
of the past ?

Anderson — Seen me at your father's, you
young rogue ? Why, to be sure you have. I
came to America with your fat her aud mother,
and my wife was present when you were born
in Molt street, and after your mother got well,
we had a great frolic at your Christening, and
went to the Park Theatre, and you were the
fattest and prettiest baby I ever saw.

John — You don't say so ? Give roe your
hand —

Anderson (jumping over the counter) —
and a kiss, too, you rosy little rascal. (Kisses
him, and then turns to Bennett.) There,
Bennett, take your papers, and give me your
old dumb silver turnip once more, but I'll be
hanged before I will ever take itagain. Ami
you may attribute your good luck this time
to this bright and pretty and honest little hoy,
whom I have loved since his infancy. (Ben-
nett and John take the papers, and let the
boys outside have some, and then depart for
No. 20 Wall street.)

Bennett (on his way to Wall street) — Well,
my lad, you have saved me to-day, and I'll
remember it with gratitude as long as I live.
Tell your father and mother that I will come
and see them on Sunday evening, and take
tea with them. You can tell them that I will
let you have money enough on Saturday
night to get you a pair of shoes, as it won't
do for you to bo my clerk with naked feet.
Besides, I'm afraid you will get nails or splin-
ters in your bare feet, and have the lock jaw.
So, John, you had better ask your father to
let you wear his shoes until Saturday.

John — Daddy hasn't got any shoes, lie has
been sick a long time with inflammatory rheu-
matism, and he can't work any more, and he
is obliged to go barefooted like myself.

Bennett — Good Lord ! Then ask your .rother
to let you wear her shoes until Saturday.

John — Mother aint got but one pair, and
they are slippers, and nearly worn out.

Bennett — Well, then, I must try to get you
some second-hand shoes in the morning. I
have only one pair myself, but I think 1 can
borrow some that are considerably worn from
one of my room-mates. So, good day, Johnny-,
and come down early in the morning, and I
guess I'll have some protection for your ten-
der feet,

John — Good day, sir, and I hope you will
not cry any more until I see you.

Bennett — -1 thank yon, my dear boy, for
your genial sympathy, and I will strive not to
cry again until I see you. So, good by.

John — Good by, sir. (They separate.)

(To he continued.)

Incomparable Meanness.

I taught Richard T. Oompton grammar and
composition, while he was President of the
Board of Aldermen, at his residence, for which
he never fully paid me. I also went nearly
two years to Ambrose 0. Kingsland's princely
residence in Fifth Avenue, for the purpose of
his education in spelling, grammar, and com-
position, and he has never paid me. Dick
Oompton's Bill is small compared with Kings-
land's, who owes mo a large sum. President
Compton and Kx-Mayor Kingsland were the

most corrupt men ever in the City Hall. 1
have asserted, and still assert, and intend to
assert, to the very last hour of my existence,
that one of my Aldermanic pupils of the
scabby Common Councils of 1851 and 1852,
assured me that Ex-Mayor Kingsland made
more money while Mayor in 1851 and 1852,
than all the Mayors wdio preceded him, and
that he (my Aldermanic pupil) was an eye
witness to many of Kingsland's plundering
operations. So, Compton and Kingsland, just
put all tins in your pipes and smoke it, and
now, if you attempt to violate my person (for
publishing what I and you know to be true,
and what I yearn to prove in the Courts,)
you can come on as soon as you please, and
if 1 don't tumble your thievish carcases into
the liquid fires of hell, I shall prove an un-
worthy advocate of the millions you have
robbed and tried to starve, and of the land of
Greene and Perry from which I proudly hail.
I dunned Kingsland a long time for my just
dues, and wearied and shocked with his mean-
ness, I sent him a letter long since, presenting
him with my entire claim for learning him to
spell the simplest words. And if he will pub-
lish my letter, I will give him a clock, gilded
with gold and silver, as an ornament to the
Chief parlor of his gorgeous mansion, which
ho stole from the poor creatines who crawl in
nakedness to the corner groceries for food to
keep them from the grave. I recently asked
Compton for an advertisement for the Alliga-
tor, in order to indirectly get the monej he
owes me for instruction, but he even declined
the advertisement. And now I publicly give
him the entire balance of my claim against
him for instruction, while he was President of
the Board of Aldermen. Compton was as
corrupt when he was in the Common Council
in 18-15 and 184G, as he was in 1852 and 1853.
His Ice Partner, Joseph Britton, was Assistant
Alderman of the Fifteenth Ward in 1848, and
Alderman in 1849, 1850, and 1851, and (as
Chairman of the Finance Committee, in con-
nection with James M. Bard,) he did not steal
over $200,000. It is most time for Compton
and Britton to return to the Common Council,
and make fresh grabs at the pockets and
throats of the people, who should seize such
villains and hang them in the Park, and thrust
their worthless bones into a felon'.s grave.

Striven p. §nttulj's glliptor.

NEW Y0KK, SATURDAY, JUNE 19, 1858.

to know, and, if you don't soon publish the
interminable list, I will. Is Robert, your
former book-keeper, and other family rela-
tives, stdl in the Custom House, and other
public stations, and to keep them there, do
you jump Jim Crow from Fremont to Bu-
chanan, and defend the everlasting Wetmore
robbers, and the brothers Schell, and other
public plunderers? You know you do, you
double-dyed villains. And you know that
I know that Bennett and Fred and Ned Hud-
son, and black-mail-bottle-holder-Galbraith,
and " Obscene-publication"-" British-alien"-
" thirty-days-in-the-Tombs"-" Drury"-" go-
between"-Fire Marshal Baker, are an irre-
deemable band of consummate scamps. I
mean to strip, and lash, and brand yourselves
and' whole tribe of vultures, so that you can-
not longer deceive the people. So, prepare,
ye two-faced, nauseous, scabby, leprous, and
hellish gang of thieves, for a dissection that
will enlarge the eyes of honest men, and
make them staro like affrighted owds. You
have quoted Scripture long enough, and I in-
tend that you shall hereafter quote from your
friend the Devil, and cease your hypocrisy.

The Way New York is Bamboozled.

" First Annual Report of the American and
Foreign Emigrant Protective and Employ-
ment Society," of which Peter Cooper is
President, and Horace Greeley and Solon
Robinson are Directors.

AN.NIAL STATEMENT.

Receipts to date, from all sources — April
30, 1855.
By cash received in donations,

subscriptions, fees, &c, $7,822 67

$7,822 67
Payments to Date — April 30, 1855.

STEPHEN II. BRANCH'S "ALLIGATOR" CAN BE
obtained at all hours, (day or night,) at wholesale and
retail, at No. 128 Nassau S'rett, Near Beekman Street,
and opposite Ross & Tousey's News Depot, New York.

Spectres and Hobgoblins,

Poor Helen Jewetfs ghost appeared to James
Gordon Bennett last night, and he leaped
from his bed, (a la Richard from his tent,)
and sweat terribly, and his jaws clattered,
and his frame trembled, and he screamed for
Grinnell and others to come to his relief. But
they could not respond, because they were
long sinco bled to death in the rear of the
City Hospital, and are at the High Court of
God, awaiting the speedy arrival of Bennett's
soul, which they will convict of crimes that
will consign his wicked spirit to wasteless
fires i

To James Gordon Bennett and Frederic
Hudson, his Cunning Secretary.

How many members of your families and
Herald spies are quartered in the Depart-
ments of our Municipal Government i in the
Post Office? in the Custom House? in the
Departments at Washington ? I am anxious

$350 38

444

1,113

3,663

310

356

525

50 00

482

525

Cash paid for repairs and offices

" furniture and office

fittings,
" rents, firing, &c,

" salaries,

" petty disbursements,

" advertisements,

" books, stationery aud

printing,
" licenses,

" transportation of emi-

grants,
Balance of cash on hand,

$7,822 67
We do hereby certify that we have examin-
ed the books of account of the American and
Foreign Emigrant Protective and Employ-
ment Society, and audited the above account,
and find the same correct.

jAsrEIi E. COKNINQ, ) n ■.,

H. Plasten, \ OmmtUt.

New York, May 22, 1855.

So that " $482,33, for transportation of
emigrants,' 1 '' was every cent (out of the an-
nual receipts of $7,822,67) that was devoted
to the legitimate objects of the Society. This
is the boldest robbery of a Charitable Society
on record, though the following is close at its
heels :

Official Statement of the Hunter Woodis

Academy of Music Cedieo Ball.

Receipts, (rogues' exhibit) $9,202 .30

Expenses, (rogues' exhibit,) 4,288 72

Balance disbursed for John Heeler *
Bread, with a very small balance
still in the hands of rogues 4,913 58

Peter Cooper was also President of this

Ball, and Mayor Tiemann and James W. Gerard

the Secondary Malingers.

Official Statement of the Crystal Palace Ball,
of which Petc-r Cooper was the President,

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

and Mayor Tiemann and James W. Gerard

the Secondary Managers.
Receipts, (rogues' exhibit,) $10,147 38

Expenses, (rogues' exhibit,) 6,828 03

Balance still in hands of the Hunter

Woodis Roguish Managers, 3,310 35

So that not one cent of the enormous receipts
of this famous Ball has heen devoted to the
purchase of one little loaf of John Eecker's
Bread, nor to the relief of the indigent thou-
sands, whom the receipts of this Ball were in-
tended to relieve. The Hunter Woodis So-
net;/ Managers told me on Monday last, that
the receipts of the Crystal Palace "Ball were
$10,147,38, and that the expenses were
$6,828,03, leaving a balance in the hands of
their Treasurer of $3,319,35, which is now in
their Safe, and that they have not disbursed
one cent for bread nor any thing else for the
relief of the poor, and do not intend to, until
the next winter. I had a long interview with
the officers of the self-constituted Hunter
Woodis Society, (at their official quarters,)
who are remarkably well clad, and smelt very
strongly of cologne and pomatum, and they
seemed extremely happy in their gaudy easy
chairs, aud 1 learn that they can often be seen
on the fashionable avenues with fast steeds, and
at the Italian Opera, and the aristocratic clubs.
One of the leaders of the Hunter Woodis So-
ciety (doubtless fearing that I was about to
let loose my Alligator upon himself and asso-
ciates,) breathed honied words during my visit
to the Society, and boldly said that Peter
Cooper was any tiling but an honest man, but
that the Hunter Woodis Managers were all
honorable men, and that all the members of
the Hunter Woodis Society were Know Noth-
ings. He told me this three times, lest I
should forget it, the fool supposing that I re-
garded Know Nothing thieves with less
abhorrence than Irish or British thieves, of the
Busteed, Connolly, or Matsell brand. I believe
that most of the charitable funds of the
" American and Foreign Emigrant Protective
and Employment Society," and of the " Acad-
emy of Music and Crystal Palace Balls," have
gone into the pockets and bellies and bladders
of the scoundrels who collected those sacred
funds for the immediate relief of the Emigrants
and Starving Poor of New York.

Startling Revelations.

In my coming revelations of Bennett and
Hudson's rascalities, I shall prove that the
former strove to black mail me during my
protracted Mnemonic Controversy with Pro-
fessor Francis Fauvel Gourard in 1843, for
which I drew a revolver on Satan in the Her-
ald office. I shall also prove that I got Bennett
the Corporation Printing at $3,000 per annum,
through my influence with my Aldermanic
pupils, — that I wrote the Printing Re-
port, proposing to give Bennett $3,000 a
year for t lie Common Council Printing, and
the other Journals only §1,000 a year, — that 1
told Bennett I was teaching the Aldermen,
and, among them. Alderman A. A. Denman,
of the Sixteenth Ward, who was Chairman of
the Committee to whom tlie Corporation
Printing was referred, — that I bet Bennett
$100 that I would get the Corporation Print-
ing for the Herald at $3,000 per annum, — that
I not only wrote the Printiug Report for the
Committee, but got it adopted by both Boards
of the Common Council, and got the Mayor
to sign it, when Bennett gave me the $100,
which was a part of the $250 that I have
only received from Bennett during my volun-
tary connection with the Herald since 1836, —
that after I got the Corporation Printing for
Bennett, I continued to scourge the Common
Council through the Fire Reports of Alfred
Carson, aud a Caucus was held, and a vote
passed, demanding me to cia.-e rr.y philippic;

against the Common Conncil, because they
had given Bennett the Corporation Printing
at my request, — that I told the Alderman who
was delegated by the Aldermanic Caucus to
request me to cease my philippics, that I should
not comply with their monstrous demand,
and that I would see Bennett and Hudson and
the Herald, effaced from the earth, before I
would desert Alfred Carson and his noble
band of firemen, — that this Alderman then
went to Bennett, (by direction of the Caucus,)
and requested him not to publish my Fire
philippics against the Common Council, and
Bennett, (fearing they would deprive him of
the Printing if he refused,) cowardly and
mercenarily complied, and also pledged
himself to conceal the anticipated rob-
beries of 1852 and 1853,— that the
Common Council was so pleased with
Bennett's course, that they made him over-
tures, through which he acquired a princely
fortune, as he did under Fernando Wood's ad-
ministration, — that one of the members of the
Committee, who reported in favor of Bennett's
Printing, (who was my pupil,) received by a
vote of the Common Council, 204 valuable lots
on the banks of the East River, which he
holds to this day, — that this corrupt Alder-
man boldly besought me, at his house at mid-
night, to abandon Alfred Carson, and go into
the embraces of the Common Council, which
would ensure me a splendid fortune, — that I
nearly smote him on the spot with my male-
dictions and my indignant glances, — that this
Alderman w as a bosom friend and confidant
of the then Aldermen Tiemann and Peter
Cooper, — that he is the sacred friend of Mayor
Tiemann and Peter Cooper now, — that Mayor
Tiemann and Peter Cooper fear this Alderman,
who has known them and all their political vil-
lainy since 1828, — that this is the Alderman
who first told me of Mayor Tiemann's and
Peter Cooper's public robberies, — that Mayor
Tiemann was an Alderman of the Common
Council that gave Bennett the Corporation
Printing, and voted for it, — that this Alder-
man introduced me to Alderman Tiemann on
the very day that Tiemann originated the
Ward Island Purchases, which have been and
are the foulest sources of corruption and plun-
der in the annals of municipal legislation, —
that Tiemann and this Alderman acted in con-
cert in the Ward Island Purchases, and he as-
sured me at the time that Tiemann was the
slyest and most pliable member of the Board
of Aldermen, when there was an enormous
sum to be made at one grab, but that Tiemann
would not peril his reputation by embarking
in small plundering operations — that Gov.
Wm. T. Pinkney recently told 'me in the rear
of his Insurance Office in Wall street, that this
was precisely Tiemann's course while a mem-
ber of the Board of Ten Governors, who
never could be drawn into small ope-
rations. I will also prove that Bennett
has always been a Secret Corporation
Plunderer, and also a Stato and National
Thief, — that his unceasing denunciation of
the Common Council, and the Legislature,
and Congress, is only to blind the people,
and enable him to steal the more, — that
Frederick Hudson, his Secretary, while Ben-
nett was in Europe, got $30,000 from the
Common Council, for suppressing one of
Alfred Carson's terrible philippics against
the Corporation, at the election of all the As-
sistant Engineers of the Fire Department, —
that one of my Aldermanic pupils assured
me that $30,000 was the sum that Hud-
son received, and which I publicly nail-
ed on the brow of Hudson at the time,
in the iV r <??o York Sim, and other Jour-
nals, including the Firemen's Journal. These
are only some of the numerous villanies I
shall prove against these scoundrels. I will
also show that Bennett and Fred and Ned

Hudson conceived the Parker Vein and Potosi
Swindles, through which thousands were
ruined, including widows and orphans, and
my brother William and his wife and interest-
ing children, who were reduced from affluence
and happiness, to utter destitution. Poor
brother William is now a skeleton and shadow
and wanderer in the streets of Saint Louis, and
forever separated from his wife and adored
offspring, through the heartless mercenary
macliinatious and deviltry of Bennett and the
Hudsons of the Herald. When the details of
these Revelations are spread before the world,
the question will be forever settled as to the
overshadowing Black Mail Operations of the
J¥ew York Herald.

Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year ISo", by

STEPHEN 7 II. BRANCH,

In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United

States for the Southern District of New York.

Life of Stephen H Branch.

From Louisville I went to Wheeling, and
thence to Baltimore, where I visited a noble
youth who had been my classmate, and dur-
ing my illness at Columbian College, he was
ever by my side, when young White was ab-
sent. He was now an invalid, and about to
leave for the Meditterranean in a clipper ves-
sel, owned by his lather, and strongly urged
me to accompany him without charge. Iu
about a week we left Baltimore for Gibraltar,
with the captain, first and second mate, and a
choice crew. We had but one gale in the At-
lantic, and, after a brief sojourn at Gibraltar,
we passed on, touching at various ports, until
we reached Alexandria. We visited the
Pyramids, and passed a moonlight evening on
the Nile, and went to Damascus, Jerusalem,
Constantinople, Athens, and Rome, where
we sailed on the Tiber, and reveled on
the soil of the departed Romans. We left for
Baltimore, and had terrific gales iu the Medit-
terranean, and in the Atlantic. About ten
days before our arrival in Baltimore, my
friend died, which shook me to the soui with
grief. On our arrival at Baltimore, his father
and mother and sisters kissed the dust in
agony, and treated me like a son or brother.
The father gave me $100, and I departed for
New York, in deep affliction at my irreparable
loss of a generous youth who had been so
kind to me. I became ill, and nearly died,
and exhausted the $100, and wrote to father,
who sent me money, and I recovered after a
severe struggle with the arrows of death. I
again saw Lewis Tappan, and began to teach
colored persons, for which I received a miser-
able pittance. I now obtained board in
Beekman street, with Mrs. Triplet - , some of
whose boarders were named Thompson,
Woodbury, Chapman, and Cutiiffe. A Mr.
Bliss boarded there, who had been an eminent
bookseller, and an early friend to William
Cullen Bryant, and, as he was now very poor,
Mr. Bryant obtained a situation for him in the
Custom House. Mr. Bryant often came to
Mrs. Tripler's to see Mr. Bliss, and they
weekly dined at the Spanish Hotel, in Fulton
street. It was a pleasing and noble spectacle
to behold Mr. Bryant's fidelity to Mr. Bliss ir.
his penury and old age. Henry J. Raymond
(now editor of the New York Times) was in
the employ of Horace Greeley, at $4 a week,
with a promise of more, if hn 2 j rovcd true to
Greeley, and became an expert paragraphist.
Raymond roomed and slept with my brother
Thomas, at a boarding house in Beekman
street, near mine, and they each paid $1 75 a
week, for board and lodging, exclusive of
washing, ironing, and mending. Their room
was next to the roof, and their only window
was the sky light. There was a large pillar
in the centre of their funny little extra attic
cubby-hole, which had recently been placed

STEPHEN H.IBHAN CITS ALLIGATOR.

mere, to prevent the dilapidated and shrunken
and sunken roof from utterly caving in, and
buryiDg the entire inhabitants of the superan-
nuated edifice, including the Lieutenant Gov-
ernor in embryo of the Empire State. A man
ninety-four years old lived over the way, who
told me that he was born in the venerable
building in question, and that his aged aunt
often told him that she was born there, and
that the building could not be less than one
hundred and seventy years old. 1 closely
examined the beams and chimneys, and form-
ed the opinion that it bad seen nut less than

two hundred winters, including summer tor
nadoes. 1 often visited brother Thomas, and
always dreaded climbing the ladder that led
to his and Raymond's apartment. And wlicn
1 entered their comic room, 1 had to take off
my hat, and squat down, and often when I
arose to depart, I bumped my head severely
against the pigeon-bouse ceiling. But Tommy
and the proud Governor and Editor in the in-
visible future were very short, and could walk
erect as turkeys without bumping their heads,
and they ival'h seemed to enjoy their little
oven amazingly. They had but one squeak-
ing cot, (that Parson Brown, their host,
bought at auction,) and only one stool, and a
pine table with only three legs. The fourth
leg was Raymond's cane, which he placed
under the table when he wrote bis $t a week
articles for Greeley's Tribune. And it was a
funny spectacle for me to see Raymond seat-
ed on the stool, beside the three legged pine
table, (with his hair shaved to the skull.)
writing for his life, with Tom on the squeal-
ing cot, waiting for Raymond to close his last
paragraph, so that he (Tom) could have a
chance to write a letter in answer to an Ad-
vertiser in the New York Sun for a clerk.
They bad no wash bowl, nor pitcher, nor
comb, nor looking glass, and washed their
hands and face in the yard with cistern water.
I bought a pocket comb for Tommy, which
he often loaned to Raymond, and finally sold
it to him for a free ticket to a concert, which
Greeley gave Raymond. I at last obtained a
situation for Tommy, and about daylight
rushed into his boarding house, (the dour was
always open all night,) and up I tlew the last
Sight of stairs and precarious ladder, and
popped into their cosy room, and there they
lay, reposing and dreaming of the past, and
of better day- in perspective. Tommy was
on his side, and his face was partially eclipsed
with his sheet, but Raymond was flat on his
back, and lie had a tooth-ache poultice on his
cheek, covered with bis handkerchief, which
encircled hi.-- head around his ears, and he
looked pale, and plaintive, and cap.' worn,
and I pitied him. I softly thrust my hand
into the clothes, in pursuit of Tom's feet,
which I began to tickle, when Tom (who was
always as nervous and ticklish as a very siis-
eeptible girl) suddenly popped over on the
other side, and gave Raymond's poultice a
hang, when the latter gave a growl, and
popped over on his other side, and, in doing
so, dislocated his poultice, which came out in

great prolusion,
down into his n
vet the ( lovernof
e& on, a> though
then made another

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n all over iii^ face and

ud the bed clothes, and
Editor in embryo snor-
ing had transpired. 1
imge for Tommy's feet,
md grabbed one, and hold it, and tickled it
tremendously, which proved to be Raymond's,
who darted up from Ids pillow, and exclaim-
ed: "Sir: What under Heaven are you doing
with my feet? I demand you to let them
alone. I despise your impertinence," and,
without waiting for my explanation or apolo-
gy, he violently buried himself in the clothes,
and off he went into a profound and noisy
slumber. I seized Tom by his ear and hair
and arm, and dragged him from the bed, and
lie unconsciously pulled all Hie bed clothes

with him, as he was yet about half asleep. It
always took about half an hour to thoroughly
arouse Tom from bis morning orisons. But
when i told Tom I had got him a situation, he
awoke mighty quick. Raymond was so mad
to find himself stripped of all the bed clothes,
that he threatened to tell Parson Brown, the
host, but Tom told him if ho did, that he
would give him the worst thrashing he ever
had, which made Raymond tremble. Although
Tom was much shorter and weighed infinitely
less than Raymond, yet he could strike a
powerful blow", and Raymond knew it. Tom
and Raymond slept together two nights alter
that, without saying a word to each other,
lint Sunday morning came, and ns Raymond
was a stiff Presbyterian, and attended Dr.
Potts' Church, ho extended the hand of for-
- and friendship to little Tommy, who
acci pted his apology, and they were sweeter
friends than ever. I now get mournful
intellignce from New Orleans and Provi-
dence. I receive news of the death of my
dear brother Albert at New Orleans, and my
father writes me that my wife's father told
him that he was about to induce his daughter
to apply for a divorce from mo. My lather
told him that I had been in delicate health
for several years, which had kept me very
p 00r) — that he was obliged, from humanity,
to send me money occasionally, and that under
these melancholy circumstances, and in view
of all that bad "transpired in previous years,
if he chose to induce his daughter to apply
for a divorce, he could not help it, and that
probably neither himself nor myself would
oppose it. My father-in-law then said that
there was no' alternative, and his daughter
would apply for a divorce immediately, and
my father and father-in-law bade each other
a cold farewell, and never recognised each
other afterwards. The divorce soon followed,
to which I made not the shadow of resistance.
What rendered the divorce extremely painful
was the almost daily visits of my wife to my
father's house ever since my disastrous crisis
in 1837, when I was confined in the Provi-
dence jail. And even after the divorce, my
faithful and unfortunate wife continued her
visits to my father's for a long period, without
the knowledge of her father and mother, and
wept, and wailed, (as my step mother has
often told me.) like the disconsolate and ever-
weeping Niobe. My father-in-law owned
several ships, and not long after the divorce,
the carrying trade was suddenly paralysed,
and be 'failed for an immense sum, and he
struggled, and tottered, and fell, and never
recovered his commercial position. And the
magnificent mansion in which I was married,
was violently seized during his occupation,
and his furniture thrown into the street, and
himself and family ruthlessly ejected from
its palacioUS halls. I lamented his downfall,
hut his fellow merchants did not, as they ever
regarded him as a merciless miser. 1 brooded
long on my wife's calamities and my own, and
with a melancholy heart T went to Saint
Thomas's Church on ? cloudy summer day, and
tie- Sexton politely escorted me to a pew.
I had not long been seated, when a youth
entered with beautiful eyes aud hair and
features of touching sadness, and took a seat
beside me. He so strongly resembled a youth
named Charles Mantou, who early died, (and
whom I loved as no other being not of my
kindred blood,) that I could not withdraw
my eyes from his fascinating form and expres-
sion." During the prayers and chanuts, we di-
vided the sacred book between us, and at the
close of the exercises, we left the pew to-
gether. As wo were about to leave the church,
I inquired his name, and residence, which he
readilv imparted, informing me that his name
was Charles A. Je.sup,— that he had recently
lost his father,— that his mother resided in

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Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1S57, by

STEPHEN II. BRANCH.

In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United

States for the Southern District of New York.

Life of Stephen H- Branch.

"Westport, Connecticut, — that he boa riled at
No. 21 Rleecker street, with Mrs. Mallory,
and that he was a clerk for Perkins, Hopkins,
and White, in Pearl street, near Hanover
Square. I carried some beautiful books to his
place of business, and requested him to accept
them. He sweetly smiled, and opened the
books, ami warmly thanked me, and said he
would be pleased to receive them, but that as
I was a stranger, he would rather I would see
his guardian, Morris Ketcliiim, a Banker in
Wall street, and give him my name and ad-
dress, and if he were satisfied with my refer-
ences, and approved of his acceptance of the
generous gift, he would be most happy to
receive the books. I was fascinated with his
modesty, and caution, and I took the books,
and repaired to the Banking llotmo of Mr.
Ketchum, to whom I briefly imparted what
had transpired, and left my references' and
departed, and called again, when Mr. Ketchum
said that he had inquired respecting my char-
acter, and that young Jesup was prepared to
receive my books, which I soon placed in his
bands, and our acquaintance began under the
most favorable allspices. I soon invited him
to dine with me at Mrs. Tri pier's, when all
the boarders were enchanted with his beatiti-
f il person, and pleasing manners, and highly
c titivated mind; and I shall never forget how
pr.md I was, as he sat beside ine. After dinner,
1 invited him to my room, where 1 gave him
ca'.e and lemonade, and filled his packets with
delicious oranges. I then played " Washing-
ton's March," "Yankee Doodle," and "Hail
Columbia," for him on the piano, and ho de-
parted for his place of business, lie went
with me to Niblo's Garden, then in its glory,
and as we strolled arm-in-arm in the mean-
dering paths, and inhaled the exhilarating
perfume of the flowers, I was charmed with
liis chaste society, and enraptured and inspired,
and I breathed the music of language in his
ears, and we both were invested with the
purest and loftiest and happiest emotions. In
a week from that joyous evening, he was
seized with bleeding of the lungs, caused by
excited feelings, during his enthusiastic efforts
to please his employers, in the sleepless busi-
ness season of early autumn. He was borne
to his mother's abode in the country, where
he soon calmly resigned his soul to the Sa-
viour, whose sacred virtues he had always
strove to imitate. Although I had briefly
onioyed the pleasure of his society, yet his

premature demise created a void in my bosom
that made the world a desolation. His mother
soon removed to New York, and occupied No.
30 Bond street, where I gratuitously taught
her children in English and the classics. But
the invisible germ of consumption has borne
to the grave her pure, intelligent, and lovely
Caroline, Charles, Kichard, and Frederick,
and Morris, Arthur, Samuel, and Sarah
anticipate the same remorseless destiny.
And may God cheer and bless their mother
in her loneliness and tears. The father
of this interesting and unfortunate family,
was prostrated in the commercial crash
of l8-'i", and his depris.-.d and spotless soul
fled for refuge to the bosom of his God.
Morris Ketchum was his early business asso-
ciate and friend, and has educated his children,
procured them lucrative clerkships, afforded
them facilties to visit nearly every nation,
for health and general culture, estab-
lished them in houses of commerce, and
has clung to them, in sun and storm, like
Pythias to Damon, and like Washington to bis
country. At this period of my eventful career,
I taught colored and Irish servants, and those
of all countries, in their kitchens in the even-
ing, and sometimes by daylight. Some paid
me one shilling a lesson, and some two, ac-
cording to their wages and generosity. I
taught the servants of the Reverend Doctor
Waiuright, the Reverend Doctor Orvillo
Dewey, Daniel Lord, James T. Brady, Mr.
Bowen, of Brooklyn, (of the firm of Bowen it
McNamee, of New York,) and the servants of
other distinguished citizens. I obtained schol-
ars by going from door to door, in the base-
ment, and asking the servants if they would
like to learn to spell, read, write, and cipher.
My health had been nrift rabj , since I left
Columbian College, and I often expected to
fall dead in the street, or suddenly expire in
the presence of my pupils. For a long period
after young Jesup died, I was very gloomy,
and became utterly helpless and bed-ridden,
and called oftener on my father for money
than I desired, to pay for board and medical
attendance. 1 got better, and crawled out
into the open air, and went in pursuit of schol-
ars in a snow storm. I began tit the Battery,
and applied at every door, until I came to
No. 70 Greenwich street, when I was asked to
come in and warm myself, by a daughter of
the lady of the house, who kept boarders,
After a long conversation, by a cheerful fire,
1 was engaged to teach the daughter in the
English branches, for my breakfast and tea,
and a very small dark room as a place of lodg-
ing, which I could not conveniently occupy
without a candle in the day time. Humble

as were to be my accommodations, my feel-
ings were extremely buoyant, and my ghastly
form trembled with delight at my unexpected
resurrection from the depths of indigence and
despair. Mr. Ditchett, (subsequently a very
efficient Captain of the fourth Ward Police,
and a brave fireman, and an honest man,) had
just married the eldest (laughter, whose sister
was to be my pupil. I was kindly treated,
and remained until the first of May, when I
went to Dey street, and afterwards to tho
Graham House, at No. G3 Barclay street,
where I saw the lean Horace Greeley,
one of the founders of the Graham System.
The boarders were mostly skeletons, and
several were limping about the house, like
frogs or lizzards or grasshoppers, and among
the limpers, was Horace Greeley, who had
what the Grahamites called a boiling crisis,
or crisis of boils, which was the result of
youthful indiscretion, shower bathing, and
eating heartily of bran bread, mush and mo-
lasses, squashes, turnips, beets, carrots, pars-
neps, and onions, for a long term of years.
Although I had been a miserable invalid a
large portion of my days, yet I fancied a speedy
restoration to health, by eating unbolted
wheat bread and vegetables, and frequent
bathing. I entered into a spirited conversa-
tion with Greeley, who was reclining on the
sofa, and in a loquacious mood, who told me
that he expected to be quite smart after tho
disappearance of a large number of boils then
all over his person, which he attributed to salt
rheum, that he inherited from his father, and
which was recently driven to the surface of
his skin by a rigid adherence to the Graham
System, and three shower baths a day; and he
advised me to begin to bathe immediately, and
to eat nothing but Graham bread for one
month, with warm water, milk, and sugar. I
asked Greeley if he was sure it was the
secondary or inherited salt rheum that had
come to the surface of his snowy flesh in the
form of boils, and he said be was q^ite sure it
was, as his father had it from his boyhood. I
asked him if his secondary or inherited salt
rheum ever itched, and he said yes, some-
times, but he was sure it was not the second-
ary itch, as he never had the first itch. 1 then
looked him dead in the eye, and asked him if
be was positively sure his boils were not the
result of itch, and he asked me what I meant
by such severity of scrutiny. I replied, that
I once had the itch, and read many books on
the subject, and knew all about it. and that
his boils (he had two on his pale nose) looked
very much like secondary itch blossoms. He
cast searching glances, and sat in paralytio
silence, save when he scratched his boils, and

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

the bell summoned me to my first Graham
dinner, and Greeley hopped to the table on
one leg, and sat near Mrs. Guss at the head of
the Graham festive board. About forty
skeletons were present, and among them were
Sylvester Graham (Bread,) himself, on a
lecturing tour from his country seat at North-
ampton'; John McCraeken, of New Haven;
Ralph Waldo Emerson; Abby Kelly; Fred
Douglas and lady ; Francis Copcutt, mahogany
dealer, who used to eat raw oats, and ride 30
miles a day on a hard trotting horse for dys-
pepsia; Jeremiah 0. Lanphear, tailor, and
now first deacon and missionary of the Fulton
street Dutch Presbyterian Church, who had
a gravel nearly as large as General Winfield
Scott's^ which" was (lie largest that ever
emanated from a human bladder ; Mrs. Farn-
ham, the accomplished lady and genuine phi-
lanthropist, and wife of the noble and famous
California traveler, who was the rival of
Fremont as a mountaineer ; Mrs. Anna Ste-

phens,

the fertile and ger.ial authoress; th

il ibrated Doctor Shew and lady; Mrs. Storms,
i • Troy, and long a writer and foreign corres-
n indent of the New York Sun, and now of

Galu-

Texas; poor MacDonald Clark, the poet
tia B. Smith ; Matthew B. Brady, the daguer-
reotypist, who married his sweetheart at the
Graham House, and the room being crowded,
I saw the exercises through the key hole;
Mrs. Travis; Albert Brisbane, a moonlight
dreamer; Mrs. Andrews, a strong Unitarian,
(ninety-eight years old,) and her grandson,
Albert L. Smith, a nervous and catarrhal
gentleman, who now keeps a Graham House
and Water Cure Establishment in West Wash-
ington Place; Dr. John Burdell, brother of
Dr. Harvey Burdell, who was assasinated at
No. 31 Bond Street; Leroy Sunderland, a
Mesmeriser and Pathetic lecturer; John M.
King; George Foss; Dr. Henry W. Brown;
E. Gould Buffum, and his brother, William
Buffum ,now Consul at Trieste; Mrs. Horace
Greeley; Mr. Clntz; Mrs. Van Vleet ;
Messrs. Tyler, Bennett, (a tailor), Otis, and
Ward; Mrs. Gove; C. Edwards Lester; Mr.
Danforth, a spurious reformer; the brothers
Fowler, phrenologists ; father Miller, the Mil-
lenium impostor; Mr. Seymour, a journeyman
hatter at Beebe's, who got among the noisy
methodists, who frightened him into a danger-
ous nervous affection, and in bed one night,
poor Seymour felt cold and strange and numb,
and pinched himself in the arms and legs, and
it did't hurt him, and he thought he was dead,
and he got up, and kindled a match, and lit a
candle, and looked in the glass to see whether
he was dead or alive, and when he saw his
eyes roll, and his jaws open and close, he got
into bed, and went to sleep. This was the
gang at table, and for dinner, we had bran
bread and crackers, bean soup, roast apples
and potatoes, and boiled squash and carrots,
but not a particle of meat, grease, nor spices.
All grabbed violently at the Graham viands,
and brought their teeth together like swine,
and with similar grunts and squeals. I calmly
surveyed the motley and hungry group, and
saw many small piercing gray eyes, hollow
cheeks, and sharp chins and noses, and
the voices of nearly all were husky and
fearfully sepulchral. The themes dis-
cussed were Anti-Slavery and Grahamism,
and I soon perceived it extremely perilous to
breathe a word against the ultra views of
the susceptible and long-haired Graham
spectres, who seemed united to a ghost
on these prolific themes. So, I listened and
breathed not a syllable in opposition to the
crazy views advanced. I took a stroll after
dinner, and returned at sunset, and seated
myself for my evening meal, when we had
Graham-bread-coffee, milk porridge, apple
sauce, Graham mush, and boiled rice, spar-
ingly saturated with molasses and liquid gin-

ger. I ate and drank freely of this light food,
and arose from the table in excellent spirits,
though I belched frequently. My belly soon
began to swell, and I got alarmed, and I
asked Mr. Goss, the Graham host, what it
meant. He seemed perfectly cool, and said
that his boarders were often affected in that
way, in passing suddenly from greasy meats to
the pure food of Grahamites, which was
chiefly of a vegetable and somewhat of a
gassy and flatulent character. Goss then left
me. I thrice paced the parlor hurriedly, and
began to feel choleric and crampy, and went
down stairs into the kitchen, and asked Goss
to send for a physician immediately, which he
declined to do, as he thought I was only a
little spleeny, which would soon pass away,
and advised me to go to bed. He got me a
Graham candle, and up we went, and did not
stop until we reached the roof, where he put
me in a little room, with two cots, on which
there was a straw mattress, and a straw
bolster, and scanty covering, ne said good
night, and shut the door, and I got into bed,
and strove to sleep. I squirmed like an eel
for about two hours, and could endure my
pains no longer, and arose and awoke my
room-mate, and asked him to escort me to
the sleeping apartment of Mr. Goss. He did
so, and I knocked at his door, and out he came
in his nightcap and white apparel. I told
him that I had cramps, and had an awful
quantity of frantic wiud in my stomach,
and felt as though my belly would burst
before morning, and that I was deathly sick,
and asked him what on earth I had eaten at
his table to give me such violent cramps and
flatulence and diarrhoea, and nauseous and
strange emotions. He told me that I was
nervous, and not accustomed to Graham food,
but that I soon would be, and urged me to
again retire, and strive to sleep. He spoke
these words with kindness, and they soothed
me, and I shook his hand, and off I went up
stairs to bed again. But in about ten minutes,
I had a severe spasm, with choking sensations,
and I leaped from my nest like a man in his
last gasp, and unconsciously cast myself on
the cot of my room-mate, who instantly emerg-
ed from a profound sleep, and sprang like a
tiger from his bed, and threw me severely to
the floor, and cried murder to the pinnacle of
his voice, and began to pelt me in the most
brutal manner, leveling the most savage, ran-
dom blows at my head and stomach. Goss and
the spectral boarders rushed into the room,
and Greeley soon came limping in, and they
searched in vain for knives, revolvers, and
human blood. And they soon learned the
cause of the cry of murder, and raised me from
the floor, and put me into bed, with a bloody
nose and dark eye, that my room-mate gave
me, who apologised for his blows on the ground
that he always slept soundly, and was only
partially awake when he beat me. I accepted
Ins apology, and Goss and Greeley, and half-
a-dozen attenuated Grahamites left me, for
their beds again, and my chum took a seat by
my cot, and strove to soothe me. But the
cramps returned, and I became faint and gid-
dy, and began to vomit profusely. I soon filled
basins, pitchers, spit boxes, hats, and boots,
and deluged every thing we had in the room,
and my chum got a pitcher and basin in the
next room, and I soon flooded them, and I
vomited until I thought I felt my entire bowels
struggling at my throat to get out, which
nearly strangled me. At last an enormous
chunk came out, which proved to be the core
of a stewed apple, and the crust of Graham
bread combined into a sort of petrified sub-
stance, and I began to breathe again, and
slowly improved till daylight,

When I embraced a sweet repose,

And snored like thunder through nly nose.

(To be continued to my last scream.)

jsUpfjtn fj. Iraiuli's ^lliptor.

NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JUNE 26, 1858.

STEPHEN II. BRANCH'S "ALLIGATOR" CAN BE
obtained at all hours, (day or night,) at wholesale and
retail, at No. 128 Nassau Strett, Near Beckman Street,
and opposite Ross & Tousey's News Depot, New York.

Supervisor Bltmt, and Paul Julien—My
Last Interview with Madame Sontag.

When I taught Alderman Orison Blunt the
English branches at his elegant residence in
Murray street, I gave instruction to Paul
Julien, the juvenile Paganini, and to Rocco,
and also to Madame Sontag in elocution, in
anticipation of her appearance in English
Opera at Niblo's, on her return from Mexico.
At the close of a long and interesting lesson,
Sontag opened her great heart to me, and dis-
closed her career from her earliest recollec-
tion. Her narrative was eloquent and exci-
ting, and as she sat before me at the parlor
lattice, in alternate tears and smiles, with the
moon rolling like a ball of silver through the
air, she seemed too pure and beautiful for
earth. Her tears were the very soul of sor-
row, and none could resist their overwhelm-
ing influence, — her smiles were irresistibly
enchanting, — her voice in conversation was
full of entrancing melody, — her cavern dim-
ples were the emblems of purity and charity,
and her entire expression was divine. And as
her blood warmed, and her bosom rose and
fell, and her voice trembled and darted from
the faintest whisper to its highest intonation,
her glorious eyes reflected gorgeous temples
in her soul, filled with sinless angels, breath-
ing sweet music to millions of her species.
And tha beauteous Sontag told me, as we sat
together in our last communion as human pil-
grims, that her childhood, and girlhood, and
early womanhood were all devoted to the
cultivation of music for the enjoyment of the
world more than herself, which rendered her
early years an utter sacrifice, and had
deprived her of the pastimes enjoyed by all
her sex in the morning of life; that from the
hour she was called " The little Daughter of
the Danube,'" there was no happiness for her;
that she was early beset by lovers from nearly
every nation of Europe ; that kings and queens
lavished their choicest treasures upon her;
that princes besought her affections in tearful
supplications ; that all Franco prostrated her-
self at her feet ; that amid the flattery and
adulations of all classes and kingdoms, she
was induced, in a thoughtless hour, to cast
herself into the eternal embraces of a being
who proved a jealous and savage tyrant, and
a heartless gamester ; that ere her emer-
gence from the brief hours of bliss that should
follow the marriage vow, he became odious in
her eyes, and she beheld a life of misery in all
her future ; that after years of torture in his
demon fangs, and after he had squandered her
splendid fortune of four millions of dollars, lie
dragged her from the sacred precincts of pri-
vate life, and from the pleasing society of her
children, into the public arena, to toil for his
subsistence ; that he forced her to exchange
hemispheres, and leave her tender offspring,
when they most required a mother's protec-
tion ; that he often brandished a dagger in her
eyes, when she refused to fill his purse for
bibbling and gaming purposes ; that she was
in fear of his poignard throughout her long
confinement in his hideous clutches ; that for
his traduction and persecution of Alboni in
her early years, she resolved to pursue her to
America to annoy, and, if possible, ruin her,
for his sake, by singing against her in the
leading cities ; that on the very day she pub-
licly announced her intention to visit Amer-
ica, Alboni went to the Cathedral, and knelt

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

at the altar* and swore that she would pursue
her through all latitudes, and cut the grass
heneat]i her feet, to avenge herself on Count
Eossi, who strove to blight the buds and
hlossoras of her youth and indigence ; that
she kept her oath, and followed her through
city, town, and village, and allured her chor-
isters, through extravagant salaries and dona-
tions, and sang on the evenings of her Concert
and Opera entertainments, and greatly reduc-
ed her receipts ; that Eossi seized her funds,
as they accrued, and deposited them in banks
unknown to her ; that her children often
wrote in vain for means to defray their
domestic expenses; that Eossi, and Maretzek,
and Ulhnan received all the benefit of her
arduous labors ; that her lovely daughters
were in the eare of strangers in Europe, and
exposed to all the sDares of life ; that their
education was fatally neglected in her ab-
sence ; that she was a slave to Eossi, Maret-
zek, and Ullman, all of whom she thoroughly
despised, and that she had very seriously con-
templated suicide. And thus did this celes-
tial being breathe her pensive music in my
soul, and bathe my vision with nature's hal-
lowed waters. And amid our mutual tears,
and smiles, and cheerful tones, and lingering
glances, she enters the dismal cars, and the
hell proclaims the parting signal, and she
penetrates the deep .perspective, until she is
forever buried from my melancholy view.
She gives concerts on the borders of the north-
esn lakes, and visits Cincinnatti, and quarrels
and separates from Ulhnan, and goes to New
Orleans, and performs in Opera, and enters
Mexico, amid the revengeful maledictions of
Ullman, who, as Eocco told me, dug her early
grave, by arousing the fearful jealousy of
Eossi, to whom Ullman wrote from New York,
that he would find letters in her trunk from
Pozzolini, the young and fascinating tenor ;
that Eossi did find letters in her trunk from
Pozzolini, (filled with the most enthusiastic
love,) which Eocco said were doubtless placed
there by UJlnian, prior to her departure for
Mexico, to- Avenge himself on Sontag, for her
refusal at Cincinnati to give more Concerts
under his direction ; that Eossi belched words
of fire, and threatened her with instant death ;
that herself and Pozzolini were seized with
violent pains, on their return from the Mexi-
can festivals ; that during her confinement,
Rocco daily called, but was not permitted to
see her ; that Eossi paced the balcony as a
sentinel for days and nights, and would let no
one visit her; that he permitted Eocco to
enter her apartment only one hour before she
died, when he found her in the wildest deli-
rium. And Eocco told me that Sontag and
Pozzolini were doubtless poisoned by Count
Rossi, and that Ullman was the instigator.
Eossi artfully attributed their sudden death
to cholera, hut the rumor flew on the wings
of lightning, that Eossi was their murderer,
and he fled for his life to New York,
witli all her jewels, and went to Europe.
And Eocco sorely grieved to see her borne
to her sepulchre without kindred mourn-
ers in a far distant land; and when he
saw her form exhumed, and borne through
mud and stones, and deposited as luggage in
the filthy suburbs of Vera Cruz, and exposed
for weeks to the heat and rain of those wither-
ing latitudes, — when he gazed at the remains
of a being who had been the pride and glory
and adoration of all civilised nations, and who
had long been his own dear friend, poor Eocco
prostrated himself beside her coffin, and wept
tor hours in loneliness and utter desolation.
And now, dear Sontag, I can see thy pure and
genial spirit in its happy home, heyond the
pretty stars. And while I indite these melan-
choly words, thy sweet face smiles upon me
from my parlor wall, as you appeared in the
immortal Somnambulist. It is the likeness you

gave me at our final interview, and represents
Amina, in the joyous bridal scene with Efaino,
among her native cottagers in the mountains.
Ah I Sontag ! I often think of thee, and my
highest solace is in gazing at thy bewitching
smile, and laughing eyes, and lovely dimples,
and even teeth, and classic temples, as de-
picted in thy likeness, which I shall keep while
I linger in the dreary paths of earth. And I
will part with fame and fortune and with life
itself, ere I will separate from the precious
picture of my adored Sontag. And my last
prayer to God shall be, that I may join my
Parents and Kindred and Sontag in the realms
of eternal bliss.

James Gordon Bennett's Editorial

Career.

Bennett's office in 1835.

Enter John Kelly.

Bennett — "Well, my lad, I have borrowed a
pair of old shoes for you from my bed-fellow
in Cross street. They may be rather large,
but you must contrive to wear them until
Saturday, when I will get you a new pair, if
I have the money to spare. Sit down, Johnny,
and try on the shoes.

John (puts them on)— They are much too
large, aint they ?

Bennett — Well, yes, hut if you put some
pieces of newspaper in them, you can lessen
their size.

John (stuff's them in the heels and toes and
sides with fragments of the Herald of the
preceding day) — There, sir, I guess I can wear
them now, and I am truly obliged to you for
borrowing them for me.

Bennett — Notat all, John, for you did more
than that for me yesterday, in obtaining my
papers from Mr. Anderson.

John (in hurriedly walking across the
office, steps out of one of the aged shoes, but
steps in again before Bennett's keen eyes per-
ceived that one foot had stepped out) — That
was a great pleasure, sir, and I hope you will
have the same good luck to-day.

Bennett — I sold very few papers yesterday,
and I have very little money, and Anderson
has my watch, and I fear he will not let me
have the papers until I redeem it, and pay him
for the Heralds of to-day.

John — I will do all in my power to obtain
them for you.

Bennett — I know you will, my dear little
friend. But come — we will go and try to get
the papers. (They arrive at Anderson &
Ward's, in Ann street. Anderson is absent,
and Ward is partially drunk and asleep on the
counter, and Bennett arouses him.)

Ward — What are you about ? (rubbing his
eyes and garrping.) What do you want (hie)
so early in the morning, you vagabonds?
hie, hec, hoc.

Bennett — I want my papers.

Ward — You can't (hie) have them without
the money, (hoc.)

Bennett — Please let me have them.

Ward — Where's your (Lie) watch ?

Bennett — I let Mr. Anderson have it yes-
terday.

W'trd — Don't you (hic-a-che-a-che-Horatio-
darn it, how I sneeze) sell any Heralds now-
a-days? a-che-a-che-a-che-Horatio — O, Jeru-
salem ! will I never stop sneezing ?

Bennett — It stormed yesterday, and I did
not sell many, but it is pleasant this morning,
and I think I shall sell a large number.

Ward— Well, I'll not be (hie, hie, hie,) too
hard with you, old fellow. There, take your
papers, and try hard (hie) to sell (hie) them
to-day, and (hic-a-che) bring a whole lot
of money to (hie) morrow.

Bennett — I will, Mr. Ward, and I'll always
remember you with gratitude for your gene-
rosity to-day. Good day, sir.

Ward — Farewell, old boy. And just shut
the door after you. I have been (hie) on a
spree all night, (hec,) and I don't want any
body else to come in and bother (hie) me,
until I finish my nap.

Bennett — I'll lock the door outside, and put
the key in the window.

Wrrd — Do so, old (hie) boy, do so. (And
he goes to sleep, and Bennett and John wend
their way to Wall street.)

Bennett — Now, John, this is the last chance
I shall have. If I fail to sell my papers to-day,
I am ruined for ever.

John — Had I not better go into the stores,
and try to sell the papers.

Bennett (kisses him in Nassau street) — My
dear boy, if you will do that, I will love you
next to my God. My great trouble has been
to get honest boys to sell my paper, and re-
turn the money to me, instead of going to the
Theatre and eating peanuts with my funds.
Now, you take some, and I'll take some, and
you take one side of the street and I the other,
and let us toil for our lives (until the sun goes
down) to sell these papers, and, if we fail, my
fate is sealed for time, and perhaps for eter-
nity!

John — What! You won't commit suicide ?

Bennett — God only knows what I shall do.

John — -Well, I see there's no time to be lost.
So, give me some papers, and I'll go into the
first store on this side, and you take the other
side of the street. (They separate, John going
into every store on his side, and Bennett into
every store on the other side, until they arrive
at Wall street, when they go into Bennett's
office, in the old rat hole at No. 20 Wall street,
where-they count their pennies, and find that
they have sold quite a large number of Her-
alds. They then drink some water and eat
some ginger nuts, for their breakfasts, and go
down Broad street, and enter every store on
either side, and meet with great success. John
then t;ikes South street, and Bennett Front
street, from the Battery to Fulton street, and
afterwards take Water and Pearl streets, and
then they canvass either side of Wall street,
and sell all their Heralds, and go to a Bestau-
rant and get something to eat, and separate in
the afternoon in high spirits. John then got
some boys in the Fourteenth Ward to sell the
Herald, and in ten days Bennett had about
$40 surplus, and begins to put on aristocratic
airs, and domineer over Johnny Kelly.

(To be continued.)

For the Alligator.
Wide-mouth shocking Alligator!
I wish you were a Boa Constrictor 1
And crush within your awful fold,
The villains with our pilfered gold,
Who, with sanctimonious face,
Steal with such a pious grace :
They dance and dress and call it good,
Because it gives the hungry food.
But hold your mirror to their face,
And show them their sad black disgrace :
One roba the City's golden coffers,
And then a mighty Fabric offers,
And tries to court a worldly fame,
Out of such an impious shame.
The temple thus to science rears,
That he may surely soothe his fears,
Lest his ignorance should bo known,
And lack of knowledge shown,
And so the starving, suffering poor,
He drives them fainting from his door ;
And tells them : (Oh! how very strange !)
The Mansion's taken all his change !
And in his high, majestic WTath,
He kicks a female down to earth '
The mansion he will never give,
While one heir of his shaU live.
See how this modem Simon Magus.
Blinds our eyes, and then deceives us.
Soon we shall Bee how very funny,
He'll make his " Union" yield him money :
He finds it is so very pretty.
To have a Mayor made of putty.
That he can mould him at his will,
To make his son an office fill.
But lest Columbia prove too new.
He lays a wire the ocean through,
That ne all Europe may invite,
To bask in his resplendent sight.
Oil ! most happy England Queen,
When she can say : " I've Peter seen '."
Now see him cringe, and jump for fame,
To reach the scroll, to write his name :
But as he lives alone for fame.
My verso will sure preserve his name.

Peter Piper Pict. .

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

New Yobk, June 15, 1858.
Stephen H. Bhanoh :

Sir:— Permit, me the privilege of making a
few brief passing remarks, asking a few ques-
tions, and respectfully suggesting a few bints
a>tn your weekly publication, the All.iga.tok.
Please to attribute any intrusive errors in this
communication as emanating from an ineffi-
cient method of expressing my sentiments, as
my heart is with you whole and entire in
spirit, and, with a few exceptions, to the very
letter, in your laudable endeavor to bring to
light before the open day the hidden villainies
of the many detestable tyrants that have risen
from the very scum of poverty and criminal
degradation, and who now so unaccountably
hold despotic sway under the garb of honor-
able industry in every branch of society, to
the unjust injury and oppression of the poor,
humble, but honest mat).

I am rejoiced to find the Ai.uga.tor creep-
ing its way to the literary tables of almost
every respectable News Depot in this and the
adjacent cities, piercing its deadly fangs into
the very vitals of every influential thief and
scoundrel, and that the business public are
now availing themselves of the opportunity in
patronising it as an advertising medium, and
I sincerely wish you every success.

Wherever I have an opportunity, I en-
deavor, indirectly, to pave the way, to intro-
duce the merits of the Alligator, and, as a
matter of course, have to give and take in the
various opinions expressed as to thecarniver-
ous propensities of that astonishing animal,
and tlie choice objects it pitches into for its
daily food. The opinions and ideas expressed
on the subject are as varied as the colors in
the rainbow. Any man whose past mis-
deeds trouble his conscience, dreads the
animal, as he would a drawn sword, lest its
brutal tusks should tear open to public gaze
what he had secretly hoped was unknown
to mortal being.

If the crawling reptiles you select to satisfy
the craving appetite of that amphibious animal
(with such extended jaws continually gaping)
are really of such an abhorrent and loathsome
nature as represented by you in such bold re-
lief, I should never cease lashing their dis-
eased and ulcerated carcases with whips of
poisoned scorpions, till I purged and purified
their polluted system with wholesome anti-
dotes. It strikes me that your gormandising
hydra-headed monster can never be satisfied
with common carrion : it seeks for something
more nutritious for its sustenance. It appeal a
he is like I'haroah's lean kine — the more he
devours, the thinner begets, and bis rapacity
Increases, and what seems so singular is, that
he has abundance of choice prey for ever at
his side, which he selects indiscriminately,
and an untold amount laid up in his store
houses for ages to come.

Nothing do I admire more than the free use
of strong and emphatic language to express
our approbation or disapprobation of men's
nctio'is public or private, and from the gene-
ral tenor of your style, and the peculiar ad-
vantages you possess as a scholar, and the un-
limited information you have treasured up as
a man of experience, with regard to public
characters and measures, I feel confident that
you can convert every tooth of the Alligator
into a poisoned arrow that will deal death and
destruction into every panicle ut air where-
cver it wings its flight, and you can more ef-
fectively bit your mark with surer certainty
by avoiding the use of such terms and phrases
as would be looked upon by the general class
of readers, as rather coarse or vulgar; al-
though I myself consider your style as
purely hieroglyphic, and that your sar-
castic way merely emanates from a proud,
manly, straightforward, bold and independent
above board kind of a spirit than that of

malice, with the view to convey the senti-
ments of your mind, in order to express your
strong feeling of detestation and abhorrence
of every unprincipled scoundrel, against whom
your fiery shafts of indignation may happen
to be turned, cutting to the very heart's core
like a two edged sword.

The body of the Alligator is too small by
a long shot. It would greatly enhance its
usefulness by being more liberal. Increase its
pages, extend its columns, devote a space to
correspondents, and, if need be, stretch its
stomach so as to afford an opportunity to
others to open their store-houses, and contri-
bute their quota of similar wholesome food to
the hungry cannibal, in order the better to
assist in the process of digestion.

Yours Kespectfuly,

Akti-tyraxt.

JOHN B. WEBB, BOAT BUILDER, 718 WATER STREET.
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those of any Boat Builder in the World. Give me a call,
and if I don't please you, I will disdain to charge you for
what does not entirely satisfy you. JOHN B. WEBU.

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my yards and residence are at Greenpnint. I have built
Ship's and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a
Ion" term of years, and continue to do so on reasonable
terms. SAMUEL SNEDEN.

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Life of Stephen H- Branch.
McDonald Clarke had the dyspepsia badly,
and would board at the Graham House while
his money lasted, and then Goss would re-
quest him to leave. At the table he always
created infinite mirth. I often met him on the
Battery, (with his pockets filled with stale
Graham bread,) and at Mercer's Dining Saloon,
at the corner of Ann and Nassau, and on the
steps of the Astor, and while rapidly prome-
nading Broadway, with his eyes riveted on the
ground. I also saw him every Sabbath in
front of Dr. Taylor's Grace Church, at the
corner of Rector street and Broadway, where
lie used to await the arrival of Miss Jonea,
and almost stare her into fits, and to whom he
addressed such lines as these through the pub-
lic journals :

Her form's elastic aa a willow tree,

Glorious in motion, when the winds are free :

She moves with timid dignity and grace,

"While thought is thrilling through her sweet young face.

In his last days, he often came to the Graham
House, and Goss was very kind to him, and
did not charge him for his meals. He called
on Sunday morning, when all were at church
save myself. I was ill, in the rocking chair,
and for an hour ho amused me with his inco-
herent flights of eloquence, and the recitation
of his choicest poetry. He came several times
during the week. On a stormy evening, while
I was seated by the stove, he rushed in and
took a seat beside me, and wept aloud, and
spoko of his intense affection for Miss Jones,
(the daughter of the wealthy Banker, and Pres-
ident of the Chemical Bank,) whom he sup-
posed was ardently in love with him. He
said that he had been twice invited to her
parties, but that on ringing the bell, he was
twice ejected by the servant. The cards of
invitation were forgeries, but those who im-
posed on McDonald, assured him that they
were genuine, and were written by Miss Jones.
I strove in vain to disabuse McDonald's mind,
who said he should make the third attempt
the following week, and, if possible, he would
have an interview with the precious object of
his affection. On the afternoon of the follow-
ing Sunday, he came to the Graham House,
and violently rang the bell, and dashed into
the parlor, greatly excited, and took a seat on
the sofa, where I was reclining, and exclaim-
ed : " Why, Branch, people call me crazy.
But you don't think I'm crazy, do you, Branch?
I know you don't. You love me, don't you,

Branch ? I know you do. Heigh ho! I'm not
long for this world. I'm going to Heaven in
a few days, where I shall fare better than
among the unkind people of this world. Yes,
I rambled through Greenwood, last week, by
the Silver Lake, and selected the lovely and
romantic spot where my poor bones will soon
repose and wither, (llis tears now began to
fall like summer rain.) And there will be the
sacred bells, and the Grace Church exercises,
conducted by the pure and eloquent Dr. Tay-
lor, and the mournful music, and solemn pro-
cession, and the Sexton's dreary hearse and
spade, and the pale white monument. And
those who now deny me bread, and call me
crazy, and trifle with my affections, will then
sadly miss me, and my beautiful poetry, and
lament my melancholy fate. And they will
come and stand before my monument iu
Greenwood's Silver Dell, and weep, and pro-
foundly regret that they always neglected poor
McDonald Clarke. Yes, Branch, I see my
snowy monument by the Silver Lake, and I
shall soon be there. O God! Yes, I shall too
soon be in that dismal vale. But you will
come and see me, won't you, Branch? I know
you will. I know you will, God! God !
My destiny is very hard." And he buried his
face with "both hands, and cried with all the
simplicity of childhood, and I strove to re-
strain my tears, lest he would not cease his
lamentation, if he saw my eyes moistened with
nature's sympathising waters. And I breathed
kind words into his lacerated heart, and he
leaned his head upon my shoulder, and was
silent, for some minutes, when he sprang to
his feet, aDd said he would like a bath, and
went to the bathing room. In half an hour,
he returned, went to the tea table, ate spar-
ingly, came into the parlor, went to the win-
dow, and knelt and prayed in whisper tones.
The clouds had suddenly dispersed, and the
moon was full, whose soft rays rested on the
sad face of McDonald. He then got the Bible,
and read a chapter, and was absorbed in a
second prayer, just above a whisper, when a
transient boarder (from Boston) entered the
parlor, and sat on the sofa, and began a spirited
conversation with a friend who had long been
waiting for him. McDonald, while engaged
in prayer, in a kneeling posture, sprang to his
feet, and rushed towards the two gentlemen
in lively conversation on the sofa, and told
them that if they did not cease to laugh, and
talk so loudly, he would smite them on the
spot. They were amazed and terrified, and
dared not speak. McDonald then rapidly
paced the parlor, and exclaimed : " I am only
40 years old, with nearly half the period

often allotted to man yet to run, and [am
near my journey's close." And then, with a
sudden" halt in the centre of the parlor, he
again riveted his wild eyes on the gentlemen
seated on the sofa, who had excited his i rCi an 1
stamped, and most violently exclaimed : " How
dare you talk and laugh in God's Lo';: hour?
This 'is the all-glorious" Sabbath, and it is sac-
rilege to talk and laugh beyond a whisper.
Do it again, and as sure as my name is Mc
Donald Clarke, I will paralyse you where you
sit. Silence, I say, (stamping,) silence! 1 '
The two gentlemen then arose, and left the
parlor, in pursuit of Mr. Goss, and Mc
Donald went to the window, and delivered a
glowing apostrophe to the moon and stars,
and asked me to play sacred music on the
piano, which I did, and he strove to sing, but
his voice was severely weakened, and nearly
lost, by his nervous excitement, and through
his severe anathema of the two gentlemen
who had just left the parlor. As I played, he
stood beside me, and hummed and beat time
with his hands. I closed the piauo, and he
went to the window, and prayed again, and
breathed the most eloquent and touching solil-
oquy I ever heard. Such melting pathos and
purity of language never flowed from human
lips, ne rose to the highest inspiration in
bis allusion to his departed mother, and his
anticipated joy' at his early reunion with her
in Heaven. I have always regretted that I
had no pencil and paper on this sad occasion,
so that I could have preserved his supernat-
ural soliloquies, which impressed me with
the profoundest solemnity. Mr. Goss now
came into the parlor, and asked McDonald
where he boarded, and he said he had no
home. Goss then asked him if he had any
friends. He said that James Gordon Bennett
was his friend, and had been kind and gener-
ous towards him, and had given him money
and apparel, and published his poetry in the
Herald. He also said that he ate, and some-
tim -, -kpt, at a Dentist's in Park Place, and
that he would now go there. I asked him if
I should accompany him, and he warmly
thanked me, and ho put on his cloak and cap,
and very carefully adjusted his large red com-
forter around his neck, and took my arm,
and I accompanied him to the residence of his
dentist friend in Park Place. I rang the bell,
and the servant came, and said the dentist
was out, and McDonald then shook my hand,
and bade me an affectionate good night, and
walked in and closed the door, which was my
last communion with poor McDonald
Clarke. I called the next day, and the ser-
vant told me that McDonald left in half an

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S AI^LIGATOR.

hour after my departure on tlie previous night,
and had not returned. I went in pursuit of
him, but could not find him. The next I
heard of him was through the newspapers,
which stated that lie was found at midnight,
1 \ a Policeman, in Broadway, near St. Paul's
Church, in a terrible storm, and in a state of
raving insanity, with his apparel partially
gone, — that he was conveyed to the Tombs, —
that neither the Policemen nor any of the
officers at the Tombs knew McDonald, nor
was he sane enough to disclose his name, —
that on going to feed him in the morning, his
place of confinement was partially' filled with
icy water, (in which he was bathing himself,)
which had been running all night, and which
gave him a chill of death, — that lie was
finally recognised by one of the Tombs' offi-
cer^, and conveyed to the Alms House Hospi-
tal, where he soon died. I called to see him
before he died, but he did not know me. His
v. :i-on entirely returned just prior to his
death, when he called for a custard, (of which
he was always extremely fond,) and he ate a
little, and said he was glad his hourhadcome,
as he was tired of earth. He bade his nurse
an affectionate farewell, and died without a
contortion or a moan. His sudden and pauper
death produced great excitement, and the
newspapers severely lashed his murderers,
who strove to make him think that Miss Jones
loved him dearly, and had invited him to her
aristocratic parties. But the names of the
villains were not published, (as they should
have been,) because they belonged to the
upper circles. Some kind friends erected a
monument to his memory, on the very spot
McDonald had selected, by the Silver Lake
in Greenwood, for which they received much
praise. And thus closes my sad allusion to
poor McDonald Clarke.

(To be continued to my last sun.)

A Melodious Fragment !
TO ALL WHO LOVE ENTRANCING MUSIC.
Header: — Did you ever behold the tumul-
tuous excitement of the populace at a Race
Course, as the furious steeds neared the judge's
stand on the last heat? Then go and see
Gazzaniga's reflection of the passions at the
Academy of Music, and behold the glow and
palor, and joy and terror, and stamps and
screams of the excited and enraptured multi-
t: lies. Did you ever see the moon emerge
from a tranquil ocean, or the sun descend a
wild horison ? Then see Gazzaniga. Did
yon ever see a peerless virgin at the altar, or
on her journey to the sepulchre? Then see
Gazzauiga. Do you remember the merry
laugh of childhood, or your fond mother's
gentle tones ? Then see Gazzaniga. Do you
lament Ophelia's sadness and mournful des-
tiny, and the fatal grief of Portia at the ab-
sence of Brutus? Then see Gazzaniga. Do
you love the murmurs of the rivulet, or of
summer zephyrs on the moonlight waters ?
Then see Gazzaniga. Do you love the melody
of the birds, and the hues of the pastures, and
the romance of the forest, and the perfume of
the foliage, and the silence of the wilderness,
and the beauty of the vales, and the majesty
of the mountains? Then see Gazzaniga. Do
you love the security of a calm, or the sub-
limity of a storm? Then see Gazzaniga.
Have you seen Niagara or Vesuvius, and ad-
mired and trembled in their glorious and aw-
ful presence? Then see Gazzauiga. Have
you read and dreamed of Antony and Cleo-
patra? Then see Brignoli and Gazzaniga.
Have you read Ctesar's hatred of Cassius
and Horace Greeley, and his love of Matsell
and fat men ? Then see Ullman and Armodio.
Do you love to roam in dells and caves aud
deserts ? Do you love the pensive meditations
of genius in cavern solitudes? Do you love
to gaze at Heaven's Panorama, in the silence

and glory of midnight ? Do you love your
parent's admonitions, and the sweet tones of
your brothers and sisters, and wives and chil-
dren? Do you remember your early love,
and pleasant rambles with your devoted and
beauteous Juliet ? Do you love to witness the
reflection of your own heart ? Do you love
to shed tears of joy at the triumph of the vir-
tuous, and to paralyse the vicious with your
terrible execrations? Have you breathed
Italian skies, and wandered by Italian streams,
and fondly lingered on Italian sunsets? O
then go and see and hear Gazzaniga, whose
mighty soul reflects the smiles and tears —
lovers and misanthropes — beauties and melo-
dies — calms and storms — rainbows and land-
scapes — plains and mountains — cataracts and
volcanoes — thunder and lightning — rain and
hail — tornadoes and earthquakes — witches and
angels — devils and demons — ghosts and hob-
goblins, and suns and globes and caravans of
Universal Nature. O Gazzaniga ! Thy tran-
quil music is the echo of a Choir of Angels,
and thy frenzied strain is the yell of a gang
of devils. More than a thousand millions of
human pilgrims rove in the romantic paths
of earth, but in all this mighty throng, on its
inarch to a common sepulchre, there is but
one Gazzaniga in the delightful realms of
melody.

SUpIun f. §niuli's ^Iliptflr.

NEW YOEK, SATURDAY, JULY 3, 1858.

STEPHEN II. BRANCH'S "ALLIGATOR" CAN BE
obtained at all hours, (day or night,) at wholesale and
retail, at No. 128 Nassau Street, Near Beekman Street,
and opposite Ross & Tousey's News Depot, New York.

Human Devils.

Some §10,000 have been expended in build-
ing fences, and improving the forest grounds
at the corner of Fourteenth and Fifteenth
streets and the Sixth Avenue ? AVe have re-
ceived a card, heralding a "Palace Garden,"
signed by De Forest and Tisdale, Proprietors.
Mr. De Forest was the Treasurer of the Crys-
tal Palace Ball, and Mr. Tisdale is the Treas-
urer of the Hunter Woodis Benevolent So-
ciety. A few loaves of John Hecker's bread,
distributed among the poor, was the only
charitable result of the Academy of Music
Ball, and none of John Hecker's bread, nor
of any baker, nor any necessaries of life were
distributed among the indigent, as the result
of the mighty and lucrative Crystal Palace
Ball. Both of those Balls were given by the
public — for the benefit of the Poor — in the
name of the self-constituted members ot the
Hunter Woodis Society, and Do Forest and
Tisdale, who control the vast receipts of that
Society, now open an Ice Cream and Lager
Bier Saloon on a scale of unprecedented mag-
nitude and magnificence, while the poor crea-
tures are starving, who own all the surplus
funds in the vile grasp of the Hunter Woodis
Society, and of the outside scamps, who par-
tially control those pauper funds. De Forest
and Tisdale (who thrice cunningly assured
me that all the members of the Hunter Woodis
Society were Know Nothings) beckoned me
last weok to their gorgeous chariot on Broad-
way, and told me that they were " snags,"
and through dagger eyes, and ferocious ges-
tures, and stunning declamation, threatened
my utter annihilation, for my recent exposure
of their plunder of our generous citizens, and
the private paupers, whose funds they with-
hold and squander. If one of the huge vil-
lains of these devilish days in which my lot
is cast approaches me with menacing look or
attitude, he will be a dead thief before ho can
implsre the God of truth and justice and
mercy to forgive him for his awful crimes.

Where the |40,000 that were doubtless re-
ceived by the Managers and Treasurers of the
Academy of Music and Crystal Talace Balls;
and where their vast private collections have
all mysteriously vanished, will never be dis-
closed to the poor of this, nor of coming
generations, but, at the Throne of God, these
consummate villains and infernal scamps will
have to confront the famishing creatures they
have robbed and starved, when they will be
convicted, and condemned, and hurled from
Heaven's resplendent heights into a gulph of
yelling devils, who will pinch them, and prick
them, and bite them, and lance them, and
roast them through wasteless ages.
O, what I hear, and what I see,
Makes me from earth yearn to be free.

James Gordon Bennett's Editorial
Career.

Bennett and John Kelly.

Bennett — John, the wall cracked again yes-
terday, and I fear this old ruin will soon fall,
and bury us in death. So, after you have
folded those papers, you can take them and
the broom, and I will take my memorandum
book and easy slippers, and we will go to the
new quarters that I hired yesterday in Broad-
way. The rent is very cheap, and I am not
to pay it until the end of the month, which is
a godsend in these clays of poverty.

John — I have only got fifty papers to fold,
and I will soon be ready.

Bennett — Hurry, Johnny, for the building
may fall before we get out. (John folds papers
mighty fast.)

John— I am ready, sir.

Bennett — Come on then. (They depart for
Broadway, with all their luggage, consisting
of fifty Heralds, a broom, memorandum book,
and Bennett's easy slippers.)

Enter Landlord.

Landlord — Mr. Bennett, I told you that you
could pay your rent at the end of the month,
but I have concluded to require it in advance.

Bennett — I have not the money to spare,
but I will let you have my watch as security.

Landlord — I have no pawnbroker's license,
and I fear it would be a violation of the law
to take a watch in pawn.

Bennett — I have let Anderson & Ward have
it as security for the payment of my papers
some fifty times, and they have not been ar-
rested.

Landlord — Is it gold or silver?

Bennett — Silver.

Landlord — What is its value ?

Bennett — Twenty dollars.

Landlord — Does it keep good time ?

Bennett — It goes well, don't it, Johnny
(giving him a wink.)

John — Yes, sir. (May God forgive me for
this lie.)

Landlord — I will take it, but you must try
to pay the rent before the close, of the month.

Bennett — I will, sir. Our circulation is
rapidly increasing, ain't it, Johnny?

John (pale as death) — Y-c-s, s-i-r. (O,
Heavenly Father, do forgive me for another
lie.)

Landlord— Good day, Mr. Bennett, and
may success attend your enterprise.

Bennett — Good by, sir, bnt don't call again
until the very last week in the month.

Landlord — I will be as lenient as I can.
Good day. (He goes.)

Bennett — John, why did you say y-e-s,
s-i-r ? This is no time to drawl your words.
And I saw your lips quiver, and your eyes
and arms directed to Heaven, as though you
were engaged in silent prayer. This won't
do, sir. My case is desperate. Can't you lie,
in matters of business, without invoking the
celestial pardon? If you can't, yon will soon
ruin me. What say you, John ?

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

John— My parents will not let me tell lies.
They would kill me, it' they caught me in the
two lies I have told for you to-day. They
are extremely indigent, hut they are as honest
as poor Burns, the great poet of your native
hind, who said:

*' The honest roan, tho' e'er eae poor,
Is king o' men for a' lliat."

And who also said :

" O, wad some Pow'r the giftie gie ua
To see oursels as ithers see us I"

Bennett (stamping the floor) — Darm it, boy,
this is no time for poetry. Hang Burns, who
was an old fold, and lived on air, like all the
poets. I prefer Richard, who said :

" I have set m)- life upon a cast,
And I will stand the hazard of the die."

Or Iago :

" This is the night,
That either makes me, or fordoes me quite."

Or Ophelia, with -whose beautiful aphorism
I closed my leading editorial, in the first num-
ber of the Herald;

" Lord, we know that we arc,
But know not what we may be."

But darm the rhyme. We want bread and
butter. I have been starving on truth and
poetry, and I intend to lie, and cheat, and
black mail, during the residue of my days.
Do you understand me ?

John — Yes, sir, but I can't lie. I had rather
bo poor, and tell the truth, than lie, and cheat,
and wrong my fellow creatures, and be loathed
by my parents, and be despised by myself,
and by others, and have sleepless nights, and
be in constant fear of death, and be in danger
of a prison or the scaffold. So, you had
better get another boy.

Bennett — I am sorry to part with you, dear
Johnny, because you have been so true and
kind to me.

John — I would like to remain, but I must
leave, if you require me to lie. And yet 1
dread to inform my poor father and mother
that I have left you, and have no means to
aid them. But I had rather go hungry than
tell lies, and I hope and believe that my
parents will forgive me for leaving you.

Bennett — I fear you are too conscientious
to be my associate in the reckless and unscru-
pulous career of journalism before me, and
therefore I shall advertise for another boy to-
morrow.

John — -Very well, sir. (John takes his hat
to go.)

Bennett — Don't go until I get another boy.

John — I must go now, because you have

proclaimed yourself a dishonest man, and I

should be unhappy if I remained longer in

your presence.

Bennett — How much do I owe you ?
John — Nothing.
Bennett — Yes I do.

John — You can have it, because I fear
you did not get it honestly, and I do not want
it. (John goes.)

Bennett (soliloquises) — This boy's rebuko is
terrible. And now I am alone. O God ! if I
only had his integrity, I would make any
sacrifice. That boy has got the principles of
AVashington in his breast, and the world will
hear of him. No earthly power can crush
the love of truth in the heart of that dear
little boy. And now what shall I do ? His
merited castigation has unnerved and un-
manned me. I know not which way to turn.
I have but little money. I cannot get another
boy so faithful as Johnny. I must strive to
sell ray papers in the stores alone, now that
Johnny is gone, and, if I fail, I am forever
ruined. But this won't do. I must not
despair. I must rally. (He arises, and paces
his office rapidly, with compressed jaws and
lips, and distended nostrils, and clenched

fingers, and ferocious gesticulation.) I must
not whine now. I must cut and smash, and
detract and terrify the innocent, and levy
thousands on the affluent, or I am forever
lost. I have no associate, nor friend, nor
kindred in all this land, and I can only degrade
myself, as my aged parents are in the deep
mountain glades of Scotland, and can never
hear of my degradation. So I will be a devil.
I will advertise for another boy, and if I get
one who will conspire with me in my con-
templated villainy, my fortunes will yet be
vast. (Ue writes an advertisement, and puts
it in the New York Sun.)

(To be continued.)

Peter Cooper's Funny little Grocery-
Groggery, at the Corner of the Bowery
and Stuyversant Street, in 1820.

r-ETEP. BEHIND THE COl'NTEE.

Enter Female Castomer.

Customci — I want two candles, and a quart
of soft soap, and a pint of gin.

Peter — There's the candles, and there's the
soap, and now I will get the gin. (Measures
it.) And there's the gin.

Customer — Put it all down on the book.

Peter — I will only put it on the slate, as I
want you to pay me by Saturday evening.

Customer — O, certainly. (She goes.)

En ter Jim, a Darkey.

Jim — Mr. Cooper, I want a plug of tobacco,
and a glass of rum, and I will pay you on
Saturday night, when I get my week's wages.
Peter — I can't trust any more to-day, as I
have just let a woman have some candles,
soap, and gin on credit, and I shall ruin myself
if I trust so much as I have recently. My
capital is very small, and my credit is so bad
that I have to pay cash for nearly all I buy,
and if I trust much, I shall have to fail again,
and shut up my little shop for ever. So, Jim,
I can't trust you any more.

Jim — Then I will trade elsewhere. I have
been drinking your rum for a long time, and
I have always paid you for it, andT have got
drunk many a time on your rum, and now you
won't let me have a glass on credit. You must
have an iron heart.

Peter — Jim, you have drunk a large quan-
tity of rum at ray bar, and you have always
paid me for it, as you declare, but I am going
to turn over a new leaf, and trust no more.
But if you will promise never to ask me to
trust you again, 1 will let you have as nice a
glass of rum as you ever drank.
Jim — Agreed.

Peter— (pours out some cheap and nasty
rum, and squats down behind the counter so
that Jim can't see him, and adulterates it
about two-thirds with old Manhattan water,
that had been in the pitcher all day) — There's
your rum, Jim, and now drink it, and enjoy
yourself.

Jim — (drinks, and can hardly taste the
nasty rum, and makes wry faces,) — How much
bilge water did you put in this mean rum, and
how much do you intend to put down on the
slate against me for this disgusting dose of
rum and water?

Peter — That is nice rum, Jim, and I shall
charge you ray usual price of three cents a
glass.

Jim — Take that, and that, and that, you
stingy old villain. (Throws most of the rum
and water into his face, and strikes him twice,
and knocks' him down, and runs down the
Bower}'.)

Peter (solus and nose bleeding profusely) —
I fear the black rascal has broken my nose
and ribs, and blackened my eyes badly. I
will close the shop, and go and see a physician,

and I suppose I shall have to run up quite a
Doctor's bill before my wounds are entirely
healed. (Shuts the shop and goes to au Apoth-
ecary.)

Peter — Doctor, nigger Jim has just struck
me several times with all his might, and I fear
he has mutilated me for life. Just examine
my nose and ribs, Doctor, and dress my nose
and eyes as soon as possible, so that they will
soon heal.

Doctor — Why did Jim strike you ?
Peter — Well, Doctor, he wanted some rum
on credit, and because I hesitated, and finally
gave him some very poor rum (rather freely
adulterated), to get rid of him, he got angry,
and threw the rum and water in my face, and
then most cruelly beat mo.

Doctor — Mr. Cooper, why don't you stop
selling rum, and especially to such low char-
acters as nigger Jim '(

Peter — O, I can't stop selling rum, as I
make more profit on that than any thing else.
In fact, it is nearly all profit, if properly and
judiciously adulterated.

Doctor — But don't you impoverish and de-
grade and render vicious all to whom you sell
your poisonous alcohol, and expose their wivea
and children to all the horrors of poverty, and
the brutal ferocity and insanity of a drunken
father ?

Peter — O, I don't know any thing about all
that. All I know, as a business man, is, that
I get a mighty large profit on my rum, and if
my customers get drunk, and abuse and starve
their families, and commit theft or murder,
that is their fault, and I shall not be re-
sponsible for it here, nor hereafter.

Doctor — I fear you view this matter alto-
gether in the light of selfishness.

Peter (terribly cornered)— Doctor, no more
of this. I have come to have yon examine
and dress my wounds, and if you can't do it,
without a tedious homily on temperance, I
will go to the other Apothecary, down tho
Bowery, who has long been your rival, and
would like the job mighty well. (This was a
clincher, and smashed the Doctor's impregna-
ble position.)

Doctor — That is all true, Mr. Cooper, and
I will discharge my painful duty. Here,
Samuel, bring me some warm water. (Washes
Peter's bloody nose and dark eyes, and dresses
them. He then feels of his bruised ribs, and
finds them unbroken, though very sore and
inflamed.)
Peter — Doctor, what is your charge ?
Doctor — Twenty-five cents.
Peter — Business is very dull now, and
your rival Apothecary, down the Bowery,
would not have charged more than twenty
cents. Can't you take twenty, Doctor?

Doctor — Twenty will do, if you will promise
to come again, when nigger Jim beats you.

Peter (very slightly blushes)— I will cer-
tainly come again, when I have any more busi-
ness in the Apothecary line. (Gives the Doc-
tor an old pistareen, and departs, with poul-
tices and bandages over his eyes and nose.)

SUNDAY EVENING.

Peter's Groggery full of political strikers
and vagalonds and criminals of every hue—
A primary election to come off early in the
morning.

Peter — Now, boys, I want you to put mo
through to-morrow.

Thieves — We will — we will.

Peter — If you will, Til give you all the
most glorious drunk you have had since tho
last election.

Head Thief- — We will elect a majority of
our friends to the Convention, and you may
regard your nomination as sure.

Peter — Give me your hand on that delight-
ful news, and now, boys, what are you going

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

to ilrink? As it is Sunday evening, aad as
some of the stiff old deacons will soon be
coming by on their way to Ghnrch, I will
close my shop doors, and then we will all sit
down, and drink and smoke until daylight ap-
pears, so that yon can be earlier than our ad-
versaries at the polls, and put in a handful or
two of ballots before the i>"lls open. What
say you ?

Jack (one of the primary inspectors) — Go it,
Peter, — you are the boy for me. 1 put in a
large handful of ballots with your name on
them half an hour since.

Peter— That's the talk, my lad. I will re-
member you for that, if I'm elected, (Closes
the doors, and brings a jug of rnm.) Now,
buys, till yourselves tu your throats with rnm,
and in the mean time, I'll get some crackers
and el:.'

TTvierei (all drink like fish while Peter is
after the crackers and cheese.)

(To be continued for a long time.)

T. P. Johnston has a complimentary bene-
fit at Wallack's Theatre on Saturday evening,
the 26th of June. I shall go early, and take
a front seat, and enjoy his extraordinary comi-
calities, and 1 advise all to follow my example.

Advertisements— 25 Cents a line.

Credit— From two to four second?, or as long as tlie Ad?
Yenisei- can hold his breath ! Letters ami Advertisements to
be left at No. VIS Nassau street, third floor, baclc room.

and RETAIL CLOTHING t FURNISH INti WARE-
HOUSE. 70 and 72 Bowery, I" tween Can;:! ami Hector su.,
Kew Ynrk. Large and elegant assortment of Smiths' and
Boys' Clotlmrg. ' F.B.BALDWIN,

J. G. BARXU.M.

F. B. BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense
Establishment . THE LARGEST IN THE CITY! An en.
tire New Stock of GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S and CHIL-
DREN'S CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best
workmen in tin' eitv. is now opened for inspection. Also, a
sup, rior stock of FURNISHING GOODS. All articles are
of the Best Qniilitv, and having been purchased during tin'
crisis, WILL BE "SOLD VERY LOW! The Custom 1) ■-

porta) • t : iini the reatest variety of CLOTHS, CASSI-

MERES, and VESTINGS.

Mr. BALDWIN bus associated -with him Sir. J. O BAIt-
NUM, who has had great experience in the business, ba
beentmrr, years connected with the leading Clothing Es-
tabiiflbinents of Ihe city.

THOMAS A. DUNN, 506 EIGHTH A.VJSH UK,
has a very chr-i* 1 ' 1 assortment, of "Wines, Brandies, Car-
dials, and Segars, which he will sell at prices that will yield a
Alii profit, All my derm i ratic friends, and my imraednite as-
Buciiites in the Boards of Aldermen and Councilmen are re-
spectrally invited tu call in theirramhleBfnrougbEighth Ave-
nue, and eujoy a good Havana sojiar, and nice, sparkling
champagne, and very exhilerating brandy. For the segars, 1
will charge my political friends and associates only five pence
each, and tor the brandy only ten pence per half gill, and for
the champagne only four shillings a glass, or two dollars a bot-
tle.

So call, kind friends, and sing a glee.
And laugh and smoke and drink wiih me,
Sweet Sangaree
Tiil you can't see:
( Ghana — At yoar expense 1

(Which pays my renta,)
F*»r my fingers do you see
O'er mv nose gyrating free ?

THOMAS A. DUNN, No. 506 Eighth avenue.

J VAN TINE, SHANGAE RESTAUKANT,
• Nu. 2, Dey Btreet, New York.

COREY AND SON, MERCHANT'S EX-
change, Wail street, New York-Notaries Public and C<.>m-
missiouern — fjnited State's Pa>sports issued in GG hours, —
Bills of Exchange, Drafts, and Notes protested, — Marine pro-
tests noted and extended.

EDWIN F. COREY,
EDWIN F. COKEY, Jr.

ARLTON HOUSE, 49(3 BROADWAY, N J! \Y

York. Bates and Holdcn, Proprietors.

THEOPHILUS BATES.
OREL J.HOLDEN.

OWERY NEWS DEPOT, NO. 177 BOW-

JJ ery.— Constantly on hand, Daily, Sunday and Weekly
Tapers, Monthly Magazines, Play Bouks, stationary, &c. ic,
English Papers per Steamers. All orders punctually attended
to. BENNETT & CARROLL

RIMMING MANUFACTURERS. — B. S.

YATES h CO., G39 Broadway, New York.
Fringes, Cords, Tassels, Loops, Gimps,
and Gimp Bande,

GERAKD BETTS & CO., AUCTION AND
i Iota oiasion Merchants, No. 106, Wall street, corner of
Front Btreet, New York.

JAMES DONNELLYS COAL YARD,—
Twenty-sixth Btreet and Second Avenue. I always have

all binds of coal on hand, and of the very beet quality, which
I will sell as low as any other coal dealer in the United Stab a
JAMES DONNELLY.

OLEY'S CELEBRATED " GOLD PENS."

Jb'or sale by all StBtioners and Jewellers.
OLF1CE AND STORE.

16.3 BROADWAY.

AMERICAN GLASS COMPANY, MA N tj
fiirture and keep constantly on hmdat their Warehouse
Plain, Moulded, and Cut Flint Glass W..re, in all it" varieties'.

Also, Druggists' and Perfumers' Ware of all Kinds. Whole-
sale Warebmises, No. 1G3 Pearl street, New York, and ,5-1 Kilby
street, Boston. (Factories at South Boston.) D. BurrUl &.
Co., Agent.-, New York.

SAMUEL SNEDEN, SHIP & STEAMBOAT BUILDER.—
My Ofiice is at No. 81 Corlears street, New York ; and
my yards and residence are at Greenpoint. 1 have built
Ships and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a
long term of years, and coatinue to do so on reasonable
terms. SAMUK.L SN'EDEN.

W. OSBOEN, MERCHANT TAILOR,

9 Chamber street, near Chatham street, New York.

TNO. WARD, JR., REAL ESTATE AGENT,

v Offices No. 5 Tryoii Raw, comer Chatham St., (opposite
the Park,) New York, and 4th A-Vfenue, near ISSth street,
Harlem.

ROBERT ONDEROOXK — TiHRJ'J'.ENTU
"" : l r ** , 4U5 and 407 Grand street, comer of Cliaton

street, : .w lurk.

MRS. S. S. BIRD'S LADIES' AND GENTLE-
m< n's Duiiug and Oyster Saloons, No 31 Canal street,
near Eust Broadway, and 264 Division street, New York.
Oyst. rs Pickled to Order.

WILLIAM M. TWEED, CHAIR, & OFFICE
Furniture Dealer and Manufacturer,
No. 289 Broadway, corner of Read btreet New York. Room
No. 15.

rpEUSSBS, ELASTIC STOCKINGS, SHOUL-
JL der Braaes, Supporters, Bandages, 5te. H. L. Parsons,
E D. Office, 4 Ann street, under the Museum.

TjUSHION HOUSE.— JOSEPH HYDE PRO-

J- prietor, corner Grand and Essex street. Wines, Liquors,
aud Cigars of the best brands. He invites his friends to give
him a eall. Prompt and courteous attention given his patron.-;.

S& J. W. BARKER, GENERAL AUC-
• TIONEERS & REAL ESTATE BROKERS. Loans
negotiated, Houses and Stores Rented, Stocks and Bonds
S ild at Auction or Private Sale.

Also, FURNITURE SALES attended to at private houses.
OifcVe, 14 Pine street, under Commonwealth Bank.

AUGUST BKNTANO, CORNER OF HOUS-
t a! street &. Broadway, has all the latest Publications,
aud receives all the Foreign Papers by < very steamer. Ho
also has the back numbers of almost every paper published,
including Branch's " Alligator?'

ILLIAM A. CONK UN, ATTORNEY AND
COUNSELLOR AT LAW, No. 17U Chatham street,
New York. Any ^business Entrusted to his e.hairge from citi-
zens i 'ft his city or any par? 61 tie country, will receive prompt
and faithful attention, and be c ■■•'■' i ■■■ d< n reasonable ti rms.
W1L3 1 HI A CONKLIN.

HrSPATfii' Vi liAMPION FlRE A' D BUR-
_...r 1'rooi S;,!e, l vviih HalFs Patent Powder Proof
Locks, afford the greatest security ol any Safe in the world.
Also. Sideboard and Parlor Safes, ol elegant workmanship
and finish, for plate, <fcc s. C. HERRING & CO.,

251 Broadway.

JAMES MELENFY, (SUCCESSOR TO SAMUEL
Hopper,) Grocer, and Wholesale and Retail Dealer in
Pure Country Milk. Teas, Coffee, Sugars & Spices. Flour,
Butter, Laid. Cheese, E°gs Arc No. 158, Eighth Avenue,
Near lSth Street. New York. Families supplied by leaving
their address at 'he Store.

BOOT 4- SHOE EMPORIUMS. EDWIN A. BROOKS,
Importer and Manufacturer of Boots, Shoes & Gaiters,
Wholesale and Retail, No. 575 Broadway, and 150 Fulton
Street, New York.

yC SPEDON AND BAKER'S STATIONERY WARE-
1*1 house and Envelope Manufactory, Nog. 29, 31, and
33, Beekman Street, New York.

Envelopes of all patterns, styles, and qualin, on hand,
and made to order for the trade and others, bj Steam Ma-
chinery. Patented April 8th, 1856.

COZZENS' HOTEL COACHES,— STABLE, Nos 34 and
36 Canal Street, New York.
I will strive bard to please all those generous citizens
who will kindly favor mc with their patronage.

EDWARD VAN RANST.

JW MASON, MANUFACTURER, WHOLESALE and
, Retail dealers in all kinds of Chairs. Wash Stands,
Settees Ac. 377 & 379 Pearl Street, New York.

Cane and Wood Seat Chairs, in Boxes, for Shipping.

j.iENJAMIN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, IN Real
li Estate- Houses and stores and lots lor sale in all
parts of the city. Office at the junction of Broadway,
Seventh Avenue, and Forty-Sixth Street.

|?ULL:Y1ER AND WOOD, CARRIAGE Manufacturers,
V 239 West 19ih Straet, New York.

Horse shoeing done with despatch, and in the most sci-
ent lie manner, and on reasonable terms.

\\f E. KNAPP'S NEWS DEPOT, 279 BLEEKER ST.,
VV • near Harrow street. Subscriptions for Dailies,
Weeklies, and Monthlies, which will be served as soon as
issued.

CHEAP PERIODICAL AND PAMPHLET BINDERY,
No. 50 Ann street, N. Y. F. S. Ptttman, successor to
to II. H. Randall. Mr. Gouverncur Carr and N. S. Putnam
have purchased an inteicst in the euncern.

PC. GODFREY, STATIONER, BOOKSELLER, AND
• General News dealer, 831 Broadway, New York,
near 13th street.

JOHN B. WEBB, BOAT BUILDER, T18 WATER STREET
My Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by
those of any Boat Builder in the World. Give me a eall,
nnd if I don't please you, I will diadain to charge you for
what does uot entirely satisfy you. JOHN B. WEBB.

A L ANSON T. BRIGOS— DEALER IN KLOUR BARRELS,
Molasses Casks, Water, and all other kinds of Casks.
Also, new flour barrels and half-barrels; a large supply
constantly on hand. My Stores are at Nos, 62, 63, 61, 69,
7::, T.\ 77 and 79 Rutger's Slip ; at 235, 237, and 239 Cherry
street ; also, in South and Water streets, between Pike and
Rutger's Slip, extending from street to street. My yards in
|,Vlll Lmsburgh are at Furman & Oo.*a Dock. My yards in
New York are nt the corner of Wafer and Gouverncur
; and i V,\.-hin^t<<n street, near Canal ; and at Le-
i .\ Place. My general Office is at C4 Rutger's Slip.

A LAN SOX T. BRIGGS.

I^ULTON IRONWORK S.— JAMES MURPHY & CO.,
. manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines, Boilers,
<fcc. Iron and Brass Castings. Foot of Cherry street, East

River.

RADD1CK & HOGAN, SAlLMAKERS, No. 272 South
Street, New York.
Awnings, Tents, and Bags made to order.

JESSE A. BRADDICK,
RICHARD HOGAN.

\*/ILL!AM M. SOMERVILLE, WHOLESALE AND
t V Retail Druggist and Apothecary, 205 BJeecker-st ,
corner Mihetta, oppositeCottage Place, New York. All the
popular Patent Medicines, fresh. Swedish Leeches. Cup-
ping, &c. Physicians' Prescriptions accurately pi< pared.
WM. M. SOMERVILLB,

AW, v T. iil ME, MERCHANT TAILORS. No.
. • 82 Sixth Avenue, New York. We keep a large and
elegant assortment of every article that a gentleman re-
quites. We make Coats, A ; ests and Pants, alter the latest
Parisian fashions, and on reasonable terms.

A. W. & T. HUME.

THE WASHINGTON, By BARTLETT &' GATES,
No. 1 Broadway, New York. Come and see us, good
friends, ami cat aud drink and be merry, in the same capa-
cious and patriotic halls where the immortal Washington's
voice and laugh once reverberated.
O come to our Hotel,
And you'll be treated well.

BARTLETT & GATES.

N. CENIN, FASHIONABLE HaTTER, 214 Broad-
way New York.

BENIN'S I. ^DIES* & CHILDREN'S OUTFITTING
Bazaar, 513 Broadway, (St Nicholas Hotel, N. Y.)

i^DWARD PHALON & SON, 497 ami 517 Broadway,
J New York — Depots for the sale of Perfumery, and
every artirle connected with the Toilet.

We muvintiodnee the "BOUQUET D'OGARITA, or
Wild Flower of Mexico," which is superior to any thing of
the kind in the civilized world.

EDWARD PHALON & SON.

EXCELSIOR PRINTING HOUSE, 211 CENTRE ST., 13
furnished with every facility, latest Improved presses,
and the newest styles of type — for the excution of Book,
Job and Ornamental Printing. Call and see specimens.

C1UARLES FRANCIS, SADDLER, (ESTABLISHED IN
J 1S0S,) Sign of the Golden Horse, 39 Bowery, New York,
opposite the Theatre. Mr. F. will sell his articles as low as
any other Saddler in America, and warraut them to be equal
to any in the World.

HN. WILD, STEAM CANDY MANUFACTURER, No.
• 451 Broadway, bet. Grand and Howard streets, New
York. My Iceland" Moss and Flaxseed Candy will cure
Coughs and Sneezes in a very short time.

JAMES GRIFFITHS, (Late CHATFIELD A GRIFFITHS,)
No. 273 Grand St., New York. A large stock of well-se-
lected Cloths, Cassimeres, Vestinps, &c , on hand. Gent's,
Youths' and Children's Clothing, Cut and Made in the most
approved style. All cheap for Cash.

J AGATE & CO., MEN'S FURNISHING GOODS
i and Shirt Mannfacturers, 256 Broadway, New York

Shirts made I) order aud guaranteed to fit.
J. AGATE, F. W. TALKINGTON.

BILLIARD TABLES.— PHELAN'S IMPROVED BIL-
Iiard Tables and Combination Cushions— Protected by
letters patent, dated Feb. 19, 1856 : Oct. 28, 1S5G ; Dec. 8,
1S57; Jan. 12, JS58. The recent improvements in these
Tables make them uusurpassed in the world. They are
now offered to th6 scientific Billiard players as combining
speed with truth, never before obtained in any Billiard T^ble.
Sales-rooms Nbs. 786 and 76S Broadway, New York. Manu-
factory No. 53 Ann Street.

O'CONNOR & COLLENDOR, Sole Manufacturers.

Q L. OLM STEAD, IMPORTER, MANUFACTURER
k5» and Jobber of Men's Furnishing Goods, No. 24 Bar-
clay Street, corner of Church, New York.

CD. HATCH, I11LLER <fc MERSEREAU, Importers
i and Jobbers of Men's Furnishing Goods, and Manu-
facturers of the Golden Hill Shirts, 99 Chambers Street, N.
E. corner Church Street, New York.

LA. ROSENMILLER, DRUGGIST, NO. 172 EIGHTH
t Avenue, New York. Cupping & Leeching. Medi-
cines at all hours.

Volume I.— No. 12.]

SATURDAY, JULY 10, 1858.

[Price 2 Cents.

Bennett, Barnum, and Gerard.

Three precocious villains stripped to tlie shin.
— Precious, and startling, and thrilling
under-current revelations for the people. —
Read ! Read ! Read !

EennctCs daily nrgence of the immediate
creation of a Tax Payer's Party is one of bis
old tricks, and is the detected burglar's hoarse
cry of stop thief. Bennett got me to intro-
duce Alfred Carson as a Candidate for Mayor,
just after his exciting Fire Report of 1850. I
wrote several articles in favor of Carson for
the Mayoralty, and Bennett published them,
when lo! one rainy morning, I awoke, and
opened the Herald, and the hypocritical old
villain had another Candidate. I asked him
if he intended to drop my old friend Carson,
and he said no, but he thought he would try
to bring another candidate into the field, ju?t
for a little fun, and that I could write about
three editorials a week for Carson, and flatter
him as much as I chose, and he would publish
them. This was on Monday. On Wednesday,
I caught him closeted with a formidable can-
didate for the Mayoralty, and on Saturday, he
very cautiously introduced a third Candi-
date for the Mayor's honors. As these
were all wealthy men, and as Carson was
very poor, and perceiving that Bennett un-
questionably intended to sell Carson, and per-
haps had already done so, I went to him in a
towering rage, and charged him with treach-
ery to myself and Carson. He smiled like
Richard and Iago, and assured me that he
should support Carson down to the last hour
of the election. But 1 could not believe him ;
so I went to Carson, on Sunday morning, and
wrote his famous declination of the Mayoral-
ty, which rocked the parties of that day to
their foundations with infinite delight, as every
traffic politician had trembled to his toes, since
the introduction of Carson's potent and honest
name for the Mayoralty. When I carried
Carson's Card to the Herald office, on Sunday
evening, Mr. Bennett was absent, having gone
to the country with Judge Russell and his
lady. But Frederic Iludson was there— (his
Aminadab Sleek Secretary,) who expostulated,
and strove by every artifice in his prolific re-
sources, to induce me not to publish Carson's
Card until I had seen Mr. Bennett. But I de-
manded him to let the Card appear on the
following morning, and told him that himself
and Bennett should be ashamed of themselves
for striving to sell Carson through me, and
that 1 believed Bennett had already received
thousands of dollars for his contemplated sell
of Carson, in favor of one of the wealthy can-

didates. My withdrawal of Carson led to the
election of Ambrose C. Kingslaud, a very il-
literate man, and one of the meanest of the
human species, and the oiliest and biggest
conspirator and public thief since the days of
the Roman Cataline. In 1853, Bennett asked
me to introduce the name of Alderman A. A.
Denman, of the Sixteenth Ward, as a candi-
date for Mayor, to whom I was imparting the
rudiments of the English language, athis house
in Nineteenth street. Denman was Chairman
of the Committee that reported favorably at
ray request, on awarding the Corporation
Printing to the Herald at $3,000 per annum,
and the other journals at $1,000. Bennett
seemed grateful to Denman for his favorable
Printing Report, and I really thought he was
sincere in his contemplated advocation of
Denman for the Mayoralty ; and I saw Den-
man, and he permitted me to iue his name in
connection with the Mayoralty, aud I began
to write articles, and published them in the
Herald, strongly recommending Denman to
the Mayoralty. At this time, Denman was
one of the most popular men in the demo-
cratic party, and his annunciation for Mayor,
confused the leaders and aspirants of all par-
ties. Presto! Bennett announces another
candidate, in a sort of a half-and-half black
mail way, and I instantly withdrew Denman,
who was sadly disappointed at the loss of the
Mayoralty honors, and joined the in jst bloated
thieves of all parties, in the odious Common
Counsel of 1852 and 1853, and he was soon
forever lost as an honorable public man. Aud
now this Scotch reprobate comes forward,
without a blush on his vicious cheeks, and
prates of a Tax Payer's Party, in order to ef-
fect some hellish thievish purpose. Perhaps
his object is to nominate Judge Russell, or
Fire Marshal Baker, or Galbraith, or some of
his roguish go-betweens and thimble-riggers
for Mayor, so that he can occupy the pleasant
relations of Peter Cooper to Mayor Tiemann,
his amiable son-in-law. But how the intelli-
gent tax payers of the Metropolis can be so
easily and so often bamboozled by this super-
ficial Scotch Juggler, is a mystery to me,
when they all know that he has always fa-
vored vice, and stabbed virtue. And if there
ever was a candidate for office, during Ben-
netts long editorial career, whom he did not
sell, or if there ever was a truly virtuous as-
pirant for public honors, whose election Ben-
nett ever sincerely advocated before the peo-
ple, without a cash consideration, I should like
to see the most extraordinary anomaly. Ben-
nett very ingeniously plasters his victims with
disgusting panegyric, for a brief period, when

he lets loose the dogs of Tartarus, and while tin y
devour them, he tills bis cotters with gold from
every candidate in the field, to whom he has
pledged his support. But he is very old, and
the devil will soon have him, and millions
will rejoice when old Nick drags him to his
fervent realms, and begins bis merited tortures.
And it will require wasteless years to burn
the sins from his infamous and loathsome and
nauseous carcase. The creation of James Gor-
don Bennet's Tax Payer's Party, after his
cash advocation of all the abandoned scamps
of America to office for thirty years, is the
most amusing proposition of the age. And
yet the omnipotent ballot stutters may come
to his rescue, and adopt his plans. And why
should they not? Is not Barnum again
abroad, and about to shake the world with
another humbug. Barnum has grown pro-
digiously affluent since the Hard times began,
and since money became scarce, aud since
people began to starve, and since the elements
of Pluto leveled his Oriental Palace to the
ground, (which was highly insured!) and
above all, since ho took as partner, that cun-
ning old rat, James W. Gerard, who, like Dick
Connolly and Simeon Draper, is ever found
in all political camps. Gerard was the real
originator of the Joice Heath imposture, and
all of Barnurn's humbugs, aud has borne him
through all his financial clock troubles, for
which ho has got enough from Barnum to en-
able him to sustain his chariots and postilions
and magnificent establishment in Gramercy
Park until he dies. It was Gerard who in-
troduced Kingsland for Mayor, and other
successful candidates, and, in the dark, ad-
vocated Fernando Wood's course down to
his disastrous exodus from public life. And
it was Gerard who sustained Matsell through
all his infamous career, down to the famous
meeting in the Tabernacle, and in the Legis-
lative lobby, even going into the seats of
members, and coaxing them in various ways
to spare Matsell. Aud it was Gerard who,
after Wood had fallen, went into the camp of
Tiemann, where he is now, in order to cut
the throats of Tiemann and the Coopers the
first opportunity, and is at this moment, in
collusion with Bennett in the formation of a
TaxPayer's Party. "All things to all men"
is the motto of Gerard, and he has played his
card adroitly for nearly half a century. But
he has now probably got his last set of false
teeth, and his last wig, and will probably soon
die of old age like his old friend Bennett, who
have operated together in ambuscade, for thirty
unbroken years, in all the political villainy that
has been concocted during this long and event-

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALEIGATOR.

ful period. No matter who succeeds in the
elections, Gerard and Bennett are in the tri-
umphant camp?, as now : Bennett in Buchan-
an's White House, and Gerard in Mayor
Tieinann's confidence, and both playing into
each others hands, like Draper and Connolly.
Picolomini is the last card that these jugglers
will play. Gerard is a snob and a dandy, and
an Opera exquisite, and it was he, (through
Barnum,) who introduced Jenny Lind to the
Americans, and got Bennett, for a large sum,
to abuse Barnum and Jenny Lind, as an ad-
vertisement. Bennett did not get less than
$80,000 from Gerard and Barnum for his daily
abuse of Jenny Lind and Barnum. I was
daily in the Herald office in those days, audi
often saw Barnum closeted with Frederic
Hudson, and James Gorden Bennett. And
Gerard and Barnum have already arranged
with Bennett, and paid him the cash down, to
abuse Picolomini, while the Times and
THbune and many other journals are to be
paid to praise her. And such a yell as we
shall have on her arrival, will frighten the
rats and cats. For, in this funny world, blar-
ney is regarded as sincere praise and evidence
of merit, while detraction is persecution,
which verdant people won't tolerate, and
especially when hurled at such fascinating
creatures as Fanny Elssler, or Jenny Lind, or
Picolomini. This' is certainly a very curious
world, and, like Dr. Franklin, I am curious to
know if our spiritual existence is to be as
curious as our material ; and I am extremely
anxious to learn if Bennett, Barnum, and Ger-
ard are to have an eternal abode in Heaven?

NEW YOKK, SATURDAY, JULY 10, 1858.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S "ALLIGATOR" CAN BE
obtained at all hours, (day or night,) at wholesale and
retail, at No. 128 Nassau Street, Near Beckman Street,
and opposite Koss <fc Tousey's News Depot, New Yoik.

The Fourth of July-General Washington
in Tears—The Decline of American In-
tegrity and Patriotism.

There was a formidable mutiny in the Army
of the Revolution, arising from the inability
of the Government to pay the officers and
soldiers, who assure Washington that, in order
to provide food and raiment for their wives
and children, they should return to their
homes, and cultivate their neglected fields,
and pursue their various peaceful avocations,
if their salaries were not paid on a stated day.
Washington invites the prominent leaders to
meet him, and they accept his cordial invita-
tion. The Hall is rilled at an early hour with
the bravest officers of the American camp,
whom the village bell summons to hear an
Address from their great Commander, and as
its doleful reverberations expire on the even-
ing air, Washington enters with unwonted
dignity and gloom, and ascends the rostrum,
and seats himself, and unfolds his Address to
his noble and impoverished comrades. He sits,
with one hand on his heart, and the other
over his temples and unearthly eyes, and is
apparently absorbed in grief and prayer. The
silence of the tomb pervades the martial
audience, and all seem to regard the hour as
the most momentous in human history, as the
return of the officers and soldiers to their
homes, at this solemn crisis of the Revolution,
might prove to be the funeral of liberty, and
of patriots throughout the World. Washing-
ton approaches the desk, and stands like a
statue, when neither whisper nor respiration
can beheard, throughout the mournful throng.
With haggard cheeks, and without repose for
three successive nights, he wipes the copious
tears from his blood-shot eyes, and moistens

his parched mouth with water, and strives
hard to articulate, but his big heart is so full,
and his lips quiver so rapidly, and his tears
fall so fast, that his speech is paralysed, and
his vision blinded, 'lite officers regret their
rashness, and breathe heavy sighs, and recline
their heads in silent grief, and some weep
aloud, which kindles their feelings into a
general lamentation, and the patriotic ladies
tin-ill the entire assemblage with their pierc-
ing ejaculations. Washington strives to sum-
mon 'his wonderful self-possession, (which
never deserted him till now,) and he rallies
his resources like the dead of the resurrection,
when he breathes these figurative truths, in
the voice of it celestial being : " My beloved
Companions: You know that I have grown
gray in yourservice, and now you perceive that
1 am growing blind." And while he utters
these touching words, his iron nerve again
succumbs, and he moistens his manuscript
with the waters of his supernatural heart. He
seats himself, and buries his face, and weeps
as in his spotless childhood. The valiant
officers, (who had never faltered amid the
carnage and thunders of battle,) are utterly
overwhelmed by Washington's tears, and they
depart for their respective quarters, and relate
what has transpired, which infuses new forti-
tude and patriotism and unconquerable valor
in the breasts of the desponding and mutinous
soldiers, who rush to arms with the wild and
irresistible impetuosity of Greene and Putnam,
and the liberties of America are soon achiev-
ed. What a withering rebuke is this to the
public thieves and traitors of the present gene-
ration. The only hope of our country is in
the early appearance of a race of men like
Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, Madison,
Adams, Hamilton, Jackson, Calhoun, Clay,
and Webster. With such corrupt and brain-
less wretches at the head of the American
Press as Bennett, Greeley, and Raymond,
with their gangs of mercenary scribblers in
collusion with official robbers in the Munici-
pal, State, and National Capitols, may the
Good Being who heard the prayers of Wash-
ington (amid the snow, and blood, and hunger,
and nakedness of the Revolution) have mercy
on the great body of our people, who are
threatened with general pillage and despotism
by the vampires whom editors — in collusion
with bands of thieves and assassins — fraudu-
lently elect to the highest posts of emolument
and honor. The official robbers of a nation's
treasury arc the uncompromising foes of the
toiling millions, and of human freedom. O
then let the virtuous and industrious classes
rally, and drive back the pernicious burglars
of their firesides. And on the coming Na-
tional Sabbath, let the pure and patriotic
youth and meritorious age go up to the Altars
of our Fathers and our common God, and
swear a ceaseless crusade against the plunder-
ers of our country, and the dastard monsters
who would distract, and divitle, and alienate
the affections of our countrymen, on whose
fidelity to Washington and the Union impend
the hopes and happiness and liberty of the
human race for eternal years.

Let the Supei-risors watch the operations of
Richard B. Connolly, who has prowled around
the Aldermen and Councilmen and Super-
visors for several years, from whom he has
had not a farthing less than $1,000,000 since
he has been County Clerk. The Supervisors
alone voted him $316,000 for the printing of
his musty and worthless Records, which no
paper manufacturer would have purchased,
nor even carted to their factories as a dona-
tion. And they are of less value to the pub-
lic in their printed form, than to the paper
makers. It is a study, and a sad one for the
tax payers, to see Dick Connolly and George
II. Purser sitting in the Boards of Aldermen

and Councilmen and Supervisors at almeist
every session, for many years past, watching
and nudging and coaxing the members to vote
for their plundering enactments. These two
scamps have never been naturalised, and have
perjured themselves, since they cast their first
ballots. But they don't perjure themselves
any more in that way, as they don't daro
vote, and have not voted since I exposed their
alienage, three years since. They have pack-
ed more Grand and Petit Juries, and con-
demned and imprisoned and hung more inno-
cent men, and robbed the City and Albany
Treasuries to a greater extent than any other
two public thieves and precocious monsters
who walk the streets of New York. And
both of these precious rascals now announce
themselves as candidates for Comptroller!
And they intend to buy their nomination and
election with the very money they have steden
and are stealing daily from the peojde. O that
there was a Brutus or Cincinnatus to rebuke
these villains, and to stab them down, and to
thus shame and scourge the people for per-
mitting such villains to go unpunished.

I will soon show some of the mysterious
currents of the Metropolis, and establish the
friendly relations of Horace Greeley and Dana
with Dick Connolly and Simeon Draper, in
reference to the Alms House Spoils, and other
extensive pickings and stealings. It is amus-
ing to me to often see Greeley's Tribune white-
wash the rakish and thievish TenGovernors. I
will also show he>w Connolly and Draper hold
their influence with the Cornier and Enquirer,
Evening Post, and Commercial Advertiser.
And how Dick and Sim silence the mercenary
growls of the Herald. Fred Hudson and
Galbraith and Bennett and Fire Marshal
Baker could disclose these little matters, but
as they could not do it without implicating
themselves in stupendous villainy, I shall have
to show how the black mail growls of the
Herald are quickly silenced. The Institution
of Death is a clincher to these devils. O, if
such scoundrels as Connolly and Draper and
Hudson and Bennett could only live always,
they wemld have a nice time, but when they
see a funeral, or have a deadly gripe in the
direction of their wicked livers,' they shudder
with horror, and pray harder and louder than
a stout noisy Methodist darkey minister, until
the gripe has passed away, and they have a
fresh hold on dear life again, when their nervo
returns, and they steal more, and oppress the
tax payers and poor consumers with less re-
morse than before they had almost a fatal
gripe. But the worms and the devil will soon
grab their thievish flesh and bones, and then,
O Moses! what a precious feast they will
have.

O the grave ! the grave !
Mourns for the poor slave ;
But for public thieves,
The grave never grieves.

The Lives of Peter Cooper and Jamba
Gordon Bennett are omitted this week. My
Journal is so small, and my advertisements
increase so rapidly, that I shall not be able to
continue the lives of these distinguished men
in every issue. But in my next number, the
Lives of Cooper and Bennett will appear.
These men have silenced those who have
threatened to publish their wicked antece-
dents, but they will never silence me, only
through imprisonment, or poison, or assassi-
nation, which I have reason to believe they
contemplate. All the wholesale dealers
stopped selling the Alligator three weeks
since, lest Bennett would not let them have
the Ikrabh for their country agents. I strove
to fasten the fact upon him, that he directed
the wholesale dealers to stop selling the Alli-
gator, and if I had nailed upon his forehead
his Napoleonic edicts to suppress the liberty

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S AUIGATOR.

and circulation of the American Press, I would
have deliberately gone into his office, and shot
him dead. No foreign unnaturalised scab
like Bennett, shall trample with impunity the
precious rights, and the glorious liberty that
George Washington and my Grandfather be-
queathed tome. So, Mr. Bennett, and Fred.
Hudson, just have a care, and I implore yon
in your persecution, to keep your keen eyes
strongly riveted on the last feather that broke
the poor camel's back.

It is very strange what has become of the
sterreotype plates containing James Gordon
Bennett's curious relations with Fanny Elssler,
during her famous sojourn in America. Can
you inform me, Boss & Tousey, where they
are ? If you will tell me, I will not tell Ben-
nett that you told me, which will not give
him a pretext to stop your supply of Heralds
again, by which you told me you lost several
thousand dollars. Besides, if he does, you can
get rich fast enough by selling the Ledger and
Alligator. So tell us where these myste-
rious plates can fie found. Perhaps they are
on storage in Philadelphia. "Who knows?"
as the amiable Dr. Wallace very often says at
the close of his abrupt and hurried Herald
editorials, when he is thirsty or hungry, or
wants to go to the Theatre or Opera.

Mr. Erben, the Trinity Church Organ
Grinder, will please inform me if he owns a
house in Baxter street, and if the character
of the inmates are as respectable as himself,
and especially the females. James Gordon
Bennett will also please go into Baxter street,
and ascertain and inform me if Mr Erben's
house is as reputable as Helen Jewett's old
residence, at, No. 41 Thomas street. Speak
out, Satans Numbers One and Two.

I had to omit the continuation of my Life
this week, which will appear in the next num-
ber of the " Alligator."

Mayor Daniel F. Tiemann's Forced Se-
duction of a Lady on Randall's Island-
Simeon Draper's Lascivious Propensities
—Most Damning Revelations

Some years since, there was a lovely do-
mestic circle in our city, consisting of a hus-
band, wife, and three children. The father
died, and the widow was cast upon the world,
without means to feed and clothe and educate
her precious offspring. She had been the fa-
vorite daughter of affluent parents, and was
educated by the ablest teachers. In conver-
sation, she was eloquent and impassioned, and
her fluent and melodious words, as they flowed
from her red and pouting lips, and her even
and pearly teeth, fascinated all who had the
envied fortune to linger on her luxuriant lan-
guage, and pretty smiles, and dimples, and
most extraordinary purity of expression.
Governor Simeon Draper fastens his voluptu-
ous eyes upon her, and her fate is sealed.
Three years since, Gov. Draper proposes that
she become a matron on Randall's Island, and
she accepts his proposition, and he procures
her a situation. After she began to discharge
her matron duties, Governors Draper and Bell
(now Supervisor), entered her domestic apart-
ment on Randall's Island, and asked her what
she had in the next room, pointing their fin-
gers to her bed room. She said they might
look for themselves. They replied: "What
are yon afraid of?' She said: "I am not
afraid, hut I do not desire to go into a bed-
room with two gentlemen." They then seized
her, and strove to drag her into her bedroom,
when she resisted and finally screamed, which
alarmed them, and they withdrew their hands,
and said : " You need not be afraid to go with
us into the bed room, singly, as we know that
you have lets friend go with you into your

bed room ever since your husband died, and
enjoy your fascinations to his heart's content."
She said: "If my friend has done the thing
of which you speak, neither of you shall."
Governors Draper and Bell then retired, but
Draper soon returned, and proposed to buy
two cloaks for two handsome girls who were
about to leave the Institution, and said that
she should go to the city and buy them, and at
the same time purchase one for herself, regard-
less of price, and send the bill to his office, and
he would pay it. She objected on the ground
that if she accepted the proposition, he would
expect licentious favors in return. Draper
said that he was so anxious to stay with her,
that he would'ntmind giving her $50 in cash.
She said that she feared her friend would
hear of it, and withdraw his affections, and
might kill him, and perhaps her, as he truly
loved her, and was of a very jealous and im-
pulsive nature. Draper said she needn't be
afraid, as he could never hear of it. She
then accepted his proposition to go to the city
and purchase the cloaks, and directed the bill
to be sent to his office, which was done, and
he paid it. At this time, a fervent friendship
was budding into bloom and blossom, between
herself and Governor Daniel F. Tiemann, to
whom she immediately disclosed all that had
transpired between herself and Governors
Bell and Draper. Tiemann affected great ex-
asperation, and wrote her statement, (which
terribly excoriated Draper,) with the design
of presenting it to the Ten Governors in open
session. This alarmed her, and she told her
friend what had occurred, and that Governor
Tiemann was about to expose Governors Bell
and Draper to the Board of Ten Governors,
and to the whole world, to which he strongly
objected, as it might involve them in a com-
mon ruin, and he urged her to request Gover-
nor Tiemann not to present the document.
And he assured her, if she permitted Gover-
nor Tiemann to do this favor for her, that he
might soon want her smiles and beauty and
caresses and embraces, (like Bell and Draper),
as a requital for his apparently disinterested
and meritorious services in her behalf. She
saw Tiemann, and the document was sup-
pressed. Draper heard of her movements,
and became jealous of her partiality for Tie-
mann, and he had her suspended. But Tie-
mann had her reinstated. When Bell and
Draper's time expired as Alms House Gover-
nors, Gov. Tiemann immediately resolved that
her friend should not visit the Island, as the
first movement to his contemplated seduction
of the beautiful matron. And he was so de-
termined, that he resorted to the daring effort
to exclude him, even after he obtained a per-
mit. For Gov. Tiemann clearly saw that
while her friend visited her, he (Tiemann)
would have a poor chance to gratify his own
lust. Tiemann finally succeeded in ejecting
her friend from the Island, and on a dark and
rainy afternoon, slyly meandered into her
apartment, and after some loving smiles, and
dulcet words, and melting sighs, and tender
glances, he drew his chair towards her,
and began to feel of her. She long resisted
his extraordinary amorous movements, and
struck him twice, and scratched and bit him,
and terribly exhausted him and herself in
their mutual struggles, and thought she had
conquered him. But in his last desperate
rally, he overpowered and vanquished her,
and she had to let him go his whole length,
and he accomplished his most hellish purpose.
Her boy was living in the West, and wrote to
her, that he was not only displeased with his
relatives, but with the western country, and
desired to return to New York. She showed
the letter to Gov. Tiemann, and told him that
she had not the money to spare to defray his
expenses homo. He asked her how much it
would cost. She said $15, when he gave her

$f0, assuring her that he would not have it
known for the world, that he let her have
money to pay her son's expenses home. Sho
quieted his fears, by assuring him that she
would never disclose it. She sent the money
to her boy, and he came home. Gov. Tiemann
then got him a situation, but the boy had seen
Tiemann take improper liberties "with his
mother, and as he strongly suspected he had al-
lured her from the paths of virtue, he very
indignantly refused to accept the situation
tendered by Gov. Tiemann. But in eight
months afterwards, Gov. Tiemann obtained
another place for the boy, and after unceasing
importunity, he finally persuaded the boy to
accept a situation in Broadway, where he now
is. Last Autumn she had an interview with
her friend in this city, when he charged her
with sexual intercourse with Governor Tie-
mann. She burst into a tremendous flood of
tears, and cast herself into his arras, and crav-
ed his forgiveness in rending accents. He
asked her why she had long permitted Gover-
nor Tiemann to use her beautiful person. She
said that as he was poor, and Governor Tie-
mann rich, and had foiled Draper in her sus-
pension, and had elegantly furnished her
apartments on the Island, and had paid the
expenses of her boy from the West to the city,
and had got him a good situation in Broad-
w r ay, and had made her magnificent donations
in jewelry and apparel, and had let her have
money when she asked him, — and fearing that
if she refused to gratify his lust, he would in-
stantly have her dismissed as Matron, to en-
dure again the tortures of penury,— that in
view of all this, she had let him have sexual
intercourse with her whenever he desired.
But that she despised him for his wickedness,
as he was a Church Member, in good stand-
ing, and as he professed to be one of the lead-
ing Reformers of the age. Her friend asked
her how much money he had given her, and
she said: " Quite a large sum, some of which
I have deposited in a Bank," and she told
him the name of the Bank. She also told
him where the chairs, sofas, mirrors, stoves,
ifcc, were purchased, and showed him the re-
ceipted bills, which she placed in his hands,
and he has them now. She then besought his
pardon, and assured him that she would leave
the Island, and come and live and die in his
affectionate embraces. He forgave her, and
she returned to the Island, and told Governor
Tiemann that she desired to leave and return
to her friend's humble abode, which alarmed
Tiemann, who implored her in tears to remain,
and he would protect her as long as he lived,
and when on the eve of death, he would make
ample provision for her support during her
life. They were together in her apartment,
for ten successive hours, in a most exciting
and harrowing scene, when he promised to
give her $500 on the following day, and she
finally yielded, and remained, and is at the
Island now, both as a Matron and as Mayor
Tiemann's Mistress. Her friend was so exas-
perated with her double treachery, that he
went to one of the Ten Governors, (who is
now in the Board,) and disclosed in w'riting
under his signature the entire villainy of Tie-
mann. The Governor in question sent for
Tiemann, and asked him if the statement was
true, when ho colored into a ball of fire, and
left in shame and silence. The Governor did
not expose Tiemann, in consequence of his
innocent and interesting family, and his aged
father, and his numerous relatives, including
the versatile Peter Cooper, whose adopted
daughter Mayor Tiemann married. These
revelations will cause the worthy citizens of
New York to bend their heads in sorrow, to
behold a man of Mayor Tiemann's exalted
professions of purity and piety, guilty of
crimes that should consign him to the rack,
and to an eternal hell,

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, for the sale of

hour of 12 o'clock.

NOTICE TO FARMERS AND MARKET
GARDENERS— City Inspector's Department,
N, u York, June 16, 1E5C — In conformity with thi
resolution, tli' 1 apace therein mentioned will lie p<
In* used as a phuje, by farmers and gardeners,
i potables and garden produce^ until th- '•
M daily— the use to be free of charge;

Resolved That permission hi*, and U hereby, given to farm-
ers and market gardeners, to occupy daily, until 12 M., free of
charge, the vaetmt sp-.ee of the noiihem and southern extrem-
ities of the intersection of Broadway and Sixth avenue, be-
tween Thirty-second and Thirty-tilth streets, without infring-
ing upon the streets which the said spare intersects, for the
purpose only of selling vegetables and market profane, o. their
own farms or gardens, under the supervision of the City In-

jUso by resolution of the Common Council, The use of
Gouvernenr slip is granted ta&rmera and gardeners for the
salo of produce from wagons.

GEO W. .MORTON, City Inflpeetor.
JOSEPH CANNING, SupHof Markets.

NOTICE— TO PERSONS KEEPING SWINE,
OWNERS OF PROPERTY WHERE THE SAME
MAY HE KEPT, AND ALL OTHERS INTERESTED. At
r in.- tin- of the Mayor and Commissioners ot Health, held
at the City Hall of the City of Now York, Friday, June 18th,
1868 the following preamble and resolutions were adopted :

Whereas, A large number of swine are kept in various por-
tions of the city ; and whereas, it ia the general practice of
persons bo keeping swine, to boil orlal and kitchen refuse and
garbage, whereby a highly offensive and dangerous nuisance
is created, therefore, be it" ,„■■•--.

Resolved, That this Board, of the Mayor and Commission-
ers of Health, deeming swine k« pt south of (80th) street, in
this city, t i be creative of a nuisance and detrimental to the
public health, therefore, the City Inspector be, and he is here-
by, authorized and directed to take, seize, and remove from
auy and all places and premises, all and every swine found or
kept on any premises in any place in the city of New York
B.uitherly of said street, and to cau*e all such swine to be re-
moved to the Public Pound, or other suitable place beyond the
limits of the city or northerly of said street, and to cause all
premises or places wherein", or on which, said swine may
have been so found or kept, to be thoroughly cleaned and puri-
fied as the City Inspector shall deem necessary to secure the
preservation of the public health, and that all expenses in-
curred thereby constitute a lien on the lot, lots or premises
from which sr'nd lunsaii.r- shall have been abated or removed

Resolved, That the foregoing resolutions shall take effect
from and after the first day of July next, and that public no-
tice Ik-, given of the same by publication in the Corporation
papers to that date, and that notice maybe given to persons
keeping swine by circulars delivered on the premises, and

that all violations of this order be prosecuted by the proper
legal authorities, on complaint from the City Inspector or his
oJicerd. _l

Citv Inspf.ctor's Department, !
New York, June 18, 1858. J
All persons keeping swine, or up.m whose property or prem-
ises the same may be kept, are hereby notified that the above
resolutions will be strictly enforced from and alter the tirst
d\iy of July next.

GEO. W. MORTON, City Inspector.

CARLTON HOUSE, 496 BEO \l!\VAY,NEW
York. Bates and Holden, Fgjgggg^ ^^

OREL .1. HOLDEN.

TRIMMING MANUFACTURERS. — B.
YATES k CO.. 639 Broadway, New York.
Cords. Tassels, Loops, Gimps,
and Gimp Bauds,

Fringes,

COULTER, Carpenter.— I have loner
been engaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who
will favor me with tin ril patrou»=<\ that I will build as good
houses or anything else in jnv toe, as any other carpenter in

.! N'.>v\oik. I will also be as reasonable in charges
for my' work as any other person.

WILLIAM COULTER, Carpenter.

t, New York.

N. GSNIN, FASHIONABLE HATTER, 214 Broad-
way, New York.

BENIN'S LADIES' & CHILDREN'S OUTFITTING
Bazaar, 513 Broadway, (St Nicholas Hotel, N. Y.)

PDWABI) 1'HaLON 4 SON, 497 anil 517 Broadway.
\ J New York— Depots for the sale of Perfumery, and
every article connected with the Toilet.

Wc nowilUrodUM the. " BOUQUET D'OGMUTA, or
Wild Flower of Mexico," which is superior to any thing of
the kind ia the civilized world.

KDU'ARD PH.M.ON & SON.

SAMUEL

SNEDEN, SHIP & STEAMBOAT BUILDER.—
My Office is at No. 31 Corlears street, New Yoik ; and
my yards and residence are at Greenpoint. I have built
Ship's and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a
lon^ term of years, and continue to do so on reasonable

SAMUEL SNEDEN.

R.ar of 21G East Twentieth

GERARD BETTS & CO., AUCTION AND
Commission Merchants, No. ICG, Wall street, corner of
Front Btrci t, New York.

TAMES DONNELLY'S COAL YARD —

t) Twenty-sixth street ana Second Avenue. I always have
all hinds of coal on hand, and of the very best quality-, which
I will sell as low as any other coal dealer ta t neLnvted States.
JAMES DUN£h Ji.Ll«x.

GOLD PENS.'

FOLEY'S CELEBRATED " G
For sale by all Stationers au-t Jewellt
OFFICE AND STORE,

IM BROADWAY.

WW. OSBORN, MERCHANT TAILOR,
• 9 Chamber street, near Chatham street, New York.

1 OIIX 11. WEBB, BOAT BUILDER, 718 WATER STREET
J Mv Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by
those of any Boat Builder in the World. Give me a call,
and if I don't please you, I will disdain to charge you for
what does not entirely satisfy you. JOHN B. WEBB.

ALANSONT. BRIGGS-
Moll

DEALERIN FLOUR BARRELS,
... .lasses Casks, Water, and all other kinds of Casks.
Also, new Hour barrels and half barrels; a large supply
constantly on hand. Mv Stores are at Nos. G'J, 63, 61, 69,
13, 75, 77'and 79 Rutger's Slip ; at 235, 287, and 289 Cherry
street; also, in South and Water streets, between Pike and
Ruber's Slip, extending from street to street. My yards in
Williamsburgh are at Furinan & Co 's Dock. My yards In
New York are at the corner of Water and Gouverneur
streets; and in Washington street, near Canal ; anil at Le-
rov Place. My general Office is at 64 Rutger's Slip.
3 ' h ALANSON T. BKIGGS.

SOLOMON BANTA, Architect, No. 93 Amos

. New York. I have built as many houses and store
United States, and I can

eoLc

as anv Architect in this city, or the United

produce voncheri to that effect ; and I Hatter niyselt that I can

builil edifices that will compare favorably, in point oi beauty

and durability, with those of any architect in this country.

am prepared to receive orders in my^line^of

93 Amos street. New Y uk.

usiness, at No.
SOLOMON BANTA.

FULTON IRON W R K S.-JAME8 MURPHY i CO.,
manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines, Boilers,
&c. Iron and Brass Castings. Foot of Cherry street, East

River.

RaDDICK & flOGAN, SA1LMAKERS, No. 272 South
. Street, New Yoik.
Awnings, Tents, and Bags made toorder.

JESSE A. BRADDIOK,
RICHARD IIOGAN.

OBERT ONDERDONK — THIRTEENTH

Ward Hotel, 403 and 407 Grand street, corner of Clinton
street, New York.

R c

ILLIAM M. TWEED, CHAIR, & OFFICE

Furniture Dealer anil Manufacturer,
No. 289 Broadway, corner of Read street New York. Room
No! 15.

FRANCIS B. BALDWIN, WHOLESALE
and RETAIL CLOTHING St FURNISHING WARE-
HOUSE, 70 and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Heater Bttf.,
New York. Large and elegant assortment of Youths' and

Boy, Clothing. 6 S^UKSt?'

F R BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense
Eutablishment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY! An en.
tire New Stock of GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S and CHIL
D REN'S CLOTHING, recently manufactured-. by thi
workmen in the city, is now opened for inapt-

Buperiox stock of Burnishing goods.

of the Best Quality, and having been mi
priais, WILL BE SOLD VERY LOW!
nartment contains the greatest variety of
MERES, and VESTINGS. '

Mi. BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G. BAR-
NUM. who ha« had great experience in tlie business, having
been thirty years connected with the leading Clothing Es-
tablishments of the city.

beat

tiou. Also, a
All articles are

■based during the

The Custom De-

CLOTHS. CASSI-

THOMAS A. DUNN, 505 EIGHTH AVENUE,
bae a very choice assortment of Wines, Brandies, Cor-
dials and Segars, which he will sell at prices that will yield a
fair profit. All my democratic, friends, and my immediate as-
sociates in the Boards of Aldermen and Conncilmen are re-
spectfully invited to call in their rambles throughEig bth Ave-
nue and enjoy a good Havana seaar, and nice, sparkling
champagne, and very exhileratiiig hraudy. For the segars, I
will charge my political friends and associates only five pence
each, and for the brandy only ten pence per half gill, ami for
the champagne only four shillings u glass, or two dollars a bot-
tle.

So call, kind friends, and sing a glee.
And laugh and smoke and drink wiih me,
Sweet Sangareo
Till you can't see :
( Chorun— At your expense 1

(Which pays my rents,)
For my fingers do von see
O'er my nose gyrating free T

THOMAS A. DUNN, No. 50G Eighth avenue.

E D.

RUSSES

der Braces, Supporter:
Office, 4 Ann street, u

ELASTIC STOCKINGS, SHOTJIa-
Bauda-ses, 5tc. 11. L Parsons,
der the Museum,

WILLIAM M. SOMERVILI.E, WHOLESALE AND
Retail Druggist and Apothecary. 205 Blceckrr st ,
corner Minetta, opposite Cottage Place, New York, Allthe
popular Patent Medicines, fiesh Swedish Leeches. Cup-
niii", <£c. Physicians' Prescriptions- accurslely p.epared.
1 '" VVM. M. bOMEItVII.LE.

A W. * T.HUME, MERCHANT TAILORS, No.
1\, 82 Sixth Avenue, New York. We keep a large and
elegant assortment of every article that a gentleman re-
qui es. We make Coats, Vests and rants, alter the latest
Parisian fashions, and on reasonable terms.

A. W. & T. HUME.

FASHION HOUSE— JOSEPH HYDE PRO-
prietor corner Grand and Essex street. Wines, Liquors,
and Cigars uf the host brands. He invites his friends to cive
him a call. Prompt and courteous attention given his patrons.

WILLIAM A. CONKLIN, ATTORNEY AND
COUNSELLOR AT LAW, No. 17G Chatham street,

Any business entrusted to his churjie from

ity or any part of the country, will receive prompt

and faithful attention, and be conducted on reasonable t.» nm.

New York
zensof thii

HERLINiVS PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BUR-
glar Proof Safe, with Hall's Patent Powder Proot
I ocks, afford the greases: security of any Safe in the world.
Also, Sideboard and Pailor Safes, of oiegant workmanship
and finish, for plate, &c. S. C. HERRING & CO..

251 Broadway.

JAMES MELENFY, (SUCCESSOR TO SAMUEL
Hopper,) Grocer, and Wholesale and Retail Dealer in
Pure Country Milk. Teas, Coffee, Sugars & Spices. Flour,
Bnlter, Lard. Cheese, Eggs &c No. 158, Eighih Avenue,
Near 18th Street, Ne.w York. Families supplied by leaving
their address at 'he More.

VAN TINE,

No. 2, Dey strci

SHANGAE RESTAURANT,

t. New York.

COREY AND SON, MERCHANT'S Ex-
change, Wall street. New York-Notaries Public and Com-
missioners.— United State's Pas.-porls issued in t!6 hours,—
Bills of Exchange, Drafts, and Ni.tei protested, — Marine pro-
tests noted and extended.
Usui noveuinu EDWIN F. COREY,

EDWIN F. COREY, Jr.

EDWIN A. BROriKS,
Importer and Manufacturer of Boors, Shies & Gaiters,
Wholesale and Retail, No. 575 Broadway, and 150 Fulton
Street, New York.

IlllOT d- SHOE EMPORIUMS.

riMIE WASHINGTON, By BARTLETT & GATES,
L No. 1 Brnadwav, New York. Come and sec us, good
friends, and eat and dink and be merry, in the same capa-
cious and patriotic halls where the immortal Washington's
voice and laugh once reverberated.
O come to our Hotel.
And \ou'll he treated well.

BARTLETT & GATES.

EXCELSIOR PRINTING HOUSE, 211 CENTRE ST., IS
furnished with every facility, latest improved presses,
and the newest styles of type— for the excution of Book,
Job and Ornamental Printing. Call and see specimens.

/1HARLES FRANCIS, SADDLER, .ESTABLISHED IN
V> 1808,) Sign of the Golden Horse, S9 Bowery, New York,
opposite Ihe Theatre. Mr. F. will sell his articles as low- as
any other Saddler in America, and warrant them to be equal
to anv In the World. .

HN Will), STEAM CANDY MANUFACTURER, No.
. 451 Broadway, bet. Grand and Howard streets, New
York My Iceland Moss and Flaxseed Candy will cure
Coughs and Sneezes in a very short time.

MC SPEDON AND BAKER'S STATIONERY WARE-
house and Envelope Manufactory, Nos. 29, 31, and
33. Beekman Street, New Yolk.

Envelopks of all patterns, styles, and quality, on hand,
and made to order for the trade and others, by Steam Ma-
chinery. Patented April 8lh, 1856.

COZ'/.ENS' HOTEL COACHES,— STABLE, Nos 34 and
3b Canal street. New York.
I will strive hard to please all those generous citizens
who will kindly favor me with th8ir patronage.

EDWARD VAN RANST.

JW. MASON, MANUFACTURER. WHOLESALE and
, Retail dealers in all kinds of Chairs. Wash Stands,
Settees 4c. 377 <fc 379 Pearl Street. New York.

Cane and Wood Seat Chairs, in Boxes, for Shipping.

MRS. S. S. BIRD'S LADIES' AND GENTLE-
men's Dining and OvsUt Soloons, No 31 Canal street,
near East Broadway, and 204 Division street, New York.
Oysters Pickled to Order.

IIENJAMIN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, IN Real
O Estate. Houses and stores and lots lor sale in all

parts of the city. Ollice at the junction of Broadway,

Seventh Avenue, and Forty-Sixth Street.

IT-ULl.MER AND WOOD, CARRIAGE Manufacturers,
V 239 West 19lh Street, New York.

Horse shoeing done with despatch, and in the most sci-
ent.fic manlier, and on reasonable terms.

JAMES GRIFFITHS, (Late CUATFIELD & GRIFFITHS,)
No. 278 Grand St., New York. A large stock of well-se-
lected Cloths, Cassimeres, Vestings, Ac , on hand. Gent's,
Youths' and Children's Clothing, Cut and Made in Die most
approved style. All cheap for CaslL

AGATE & CO., MEN'S FURNISHING GOnDS
and Shirt Manufacturers, 256 Broadway, New Y'ork
Shins made to order and guaranteed to fit.
J. AGATE, F. W. TALKINGTON.

ElILLIARD TABLES.— PIIELAN'S IMPROVED BIL-
> Laid TabUsand Combination Cushions— Protected by
letters patent, da'ed Feb. 19, 1856 : Oct. 28, 1856 ; Dec. 8,
1857: Jan. 12, 1858. The recent improvements in Hicso
Tables make them unsurpassed in the world. They are
now offered to the scientific Billiard players as combining
speed with truth, never before obtained in any Billiard Table.
Sales-rooms Nos. 786 and 768 Broadway, New York. Manu-
factory No. 53 Ann Street.

O'CONNOR 6c COLLENDOR. Sole Manulactorers.

O L. OLMSTEAD, IMPORTER, MANUFACTURER
!?>. and Jobber of Men's Furnishing Couds, No. 24 Bar-
clay Street, corner of Cnurch, New York.

/-I B. HATCH, H1LLER * MERSEREAU, Importer*
Kj> and Jobbers of Men's Furnishing Goods, and Manu-
facturers of Ihe Golden Hill Shins, 99 Chambers Street, N.
E. corner Church Street, New York.

LA ROSENMILLER. DRUGGIST, NO. 172 EIGHTH
■ Avenue, New York. Cupping ft Leeehtug. Medi-
cines at all hours.

AXiXc

Volume I— No. 13.]

SATURDAY, JULY 17, 1858.

[Price 2 Cents.

Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1857, by

STEPHEN H. BRANCH,

In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United

States for the Southern District of New York.

Life of Stephen H Branch.

"While Horace Greeley and myself were in
conversation over our breakfast at the Graham
House, Goss escorted Fred Douglas and lady
to the table, who took seats near us. I knew
not who they were, nor do I know that
Greeley did, but I think he did. They had
arrived the previous night, and this was my
first knowledge that Goss kept colored board-
ers, -who politely helped them, and took a seat
beside them, and conversed on their favorite
theme of anti-slavery. I stared at Goss and
Fred and lady and at Greeley, who gave me a
sly glance, and ate his bran mush and molas-
ses as though nothing unusual was transpiring.
I finished my mush, and retired, and felt that
Goss had perpetrated a gross impropriety.
And although I was then teaching negroes in
the kitchens of New York, amid slush and
kettles and frying pans, and thus evinced my
warm desire to elevate the whole African race,
yet my feelings were so grossly outraged by
this unnatural and disgusting amalgamation,
that I went to Major Mordecah M. Noah, (who
published a daily evening paper,) and told him
the whole story, who opened a tremendous
broadside on Greeley, who dared Noah to re-
veal the name of his informant, although he
knew I must be the man. I besought Noah
not to disclose my name, as I did not desire
to have a controversy with Greeley about
Graham bread and Africans. Noah promised
he would not, but he discharged such caustic
and unceasing broadsides, and poked so much
fun at Greeley, for breakfasting with negroes,
that he again ferociously demanded Noah to
disclose the name of his cowardly informant.
I again implored Noah to stand firmly, and
not to divulge my name. Noah said that he
did not see how he could avoid it, as Greeley
had made such a savage demand. But I in-
duced him, after long and plaintive importu-
nity, not to expose me, and Noah soon with-
drew his forces from Africa, and attacked
Greeley on his native hills of America, on the
subject of the Tariff and other themes. And
in their deluge of words and detraction, I did
not molest Noah, nor any of his descendants,
save to pawn some of my traps occasionally to
pay Goss my weekly board. Greeley snarled
and growled at me for weeks, but he had a
conciliatory nature, and magnanimously for-
gave me, and, (as after the quarrels of two
enthusiastic lovers,) we were better friends
than ever. I admired the humor and genial

nature of Major Noah, and I respected the
transcendental talents of Horace Greeley, but
I did not wish to be devoured by their gladia-
torial collisions, although I was the sole origin
of their editorial combat. Rhode Island was
now on the verge of civil war. My father
addressed the first assemblage at the old Town
j House, in Providence, against the revolution-
! ary doctrines of Thomas Wilson Dorr, and
I harangued the friend's of Law and Order in
various parts of the State. My brother Henry
came to New York, and told me that my
father had received letters from the insur-
gents, warning him to prepare to meet his
God, and was insulted by ruffians while cross-
ing Providence bridge, who threatened to de-
stroy his property, if he did not cease his in-
flammatory speeches against them, and that
father defied them, and told them that they
might burn his houses, but they could not
burn his land. I went to Providence, and was
saluted by father in tones of the purest affec-
tion. I slept at his house, for several nights,
and joined the City Guards, and my company
was assigned a position on the west side of the
bridge, to guard the city from sunset till sun-
rise. News came that old General Green's
Kentish Guards, (cherished by Washington,)
of East Greenwich, commanded by Captain
Allen, had fired on the insurgents at Paw-
tucket, five miles from Providence, and killed
and wounded half a dozen of the rebels, and
my Company was immediately sent to relieve
the Kentish Guards. Just prior to entering
Pawtucket, the Dorr women belched from
their doors and windows the most disgusting
ejaculations, and I heard one virago exclaim :
" An't you a precious gang of soldiers ? You
look as though Providence had taken a power-
ful emetic." This was a hard dose, but it
came from one who bore the form and garb
of a lady, and we had to swallow it without a
murmur. Ex-Governor Earle came from
Pawtucket on the wings of lightning, and told
us it would be instant death for us to enter
Pawtucket without more men, but, much to
my regret, our Captain ordered us to follow
him into the town, whose streets were crowd-
ed with desperate outlaws, who were hooting
and hurling stones and fragments of iron at
the Kentish Guards, who were literally sur-
rounded by the mob. "When Captain Allen
saw our Company approach, he instantly ar-
rayed us against the insurgents for fatal action,
and, taking out his watch, told the beligerent
thousands present, that if they did not dis-
perse in ten minutes, he would tire upon them.
I suffered more in these ten minutes, than in
all my life, because I feared the rascals

wouldn't go, and we would have to fire at
them. I had the dyspepsia most horribly,
and had all my pockets stuffed with chunks
of Graham bread, for a warrior's rations, and
was reduced to an utter skeleton, and could
hardly hold my heavy musket perpendicularly,
and my bones fairly rattled when the bloody
words of Captain Allen fell upon my ears.
I had never fired a gun. but once, and that
was at a snake at Topsfield, Massachusetts,
and although the muzzle was within an inch
of his head, the ball passed int,o the ground,
and the snake tied before I could reload my
gun. And yet I feared I might shed human
blood, and perhaps kill one or more, if Cap-
tain Allen ordered my Company to fire at the
DorriUs. And I was very sure I would
fall like a dead man, from the effect upon my
dyspeptic nerves of fright and thundering
noise caused by the simultaneous discharge of
one hundred muskets. And I actually en-
vied the rebels who could escape from peril,
while I could not, as I had a gun, cap, and
knapsack, and was hemmed in by my com-
rades. I could not exchange my clothes, and
wa3 closely watched by the insurgents, and if
I left the ranks, I might be shot by my own
companions in arms, and if I escaped their
fire, the insurgents themselves might instantly
dispatch me. The fatal ten minutes had nearly
expired, and I supposed my time had come,
as I felt sure if we fired, that two thousand
ruffians would rush upon us, and hack us to
bleeding fragments. 1 looked up to the bril-
liant stars, but with all their cheerfulness and
fascination, I feared to have my soul approach
their glittering realms. I looked down upon
the green earth, and I desired not an eternal
abode for my butchered carcase below its
fragrant surface. To kill a man I thought
would be horrible, and forever cause unpleas-
ant dreams. But' to be killed myself, by the
enemy, seemed still more horrible. And I
resolved to put nothing but powder in my
gun, so that I could not kill or wound th«
Dorrites. I regretted that I could not slyly
tell them of my humane resolves, so that they
could evince similar clemency towards me,
when we came together hand to hand, and
foot to foot, and nails to nails, and nose to
nose, and belly to belly, and teeth to teeth.
The ten minutes elapsed, and the rebels re-
mained and yelled and stoned and defied us.
Captain Allen passed along the line, and told
us we had got bloody work before us, and be-
sought us to be firm, and reload our muskets
quickly, and fire at the hearts of our adver-
saries, and we would conquer them, although
they numbered thousands, and we only hun-

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

dreds. I came near falling at this intelligc; .
and leaned very heavily against, the soldi, s
on either side of me, who threatened to Bho t
me if I didn't stand straighter, which straigh -
ened me mighty quick. Captain Allen sp<
of American patriotism, and our duty to aOt
native State, and to the United States, and of
the valor of Green and Perry, hut I scarcely
heard what he said, as my terrified mind was
contemplating the horrors of an instant upd
Woody doom, and my gloomy prospects be-
yond the grave. Captain Allen takes out Us
watch, and draws his sword, and I look to-
wards Heaven, and engage in a most solemn
silent prayer, as I now expect to die in about
five minutes.

(To be continued to my last gun.)

A Primary Election at Peter Cooppr's
Funny Little Grocery -Groggery, at the
oorner of the Bowery and Stuyversant
Street, in 1820.

HALF AN HOUK BEFORE DAYLIGHT.

Peter— "Well, Jack, where are all the boys
you promised me?

Jack — They are asleep in the market.

Peter — Zounds ! Jack ! Arouse thein, or we
are lost.

Jack — They have one eye open, and the
gilded stuff will soon open the other.

Peter — Jack, what do you mean ? Have I
not kept open house for three days and nights,
and swilled yourself and comrades with liquor
for a week, and haven't you all been drunk at
my expense for several days ? By Jupiter 1
Jack! you won't desert me, after drinking so
much of my best rum, will you ?

Jack — The boys won't expose their eyes and
nose, and teeth and skulls, and bellies to the
sharp claws and big fists, and stones and clubs
of your political adversaries, without some
money in advance, to tickle the palms of the
surgeon and nurses at the Hospital. For doc-
tors and nurses won't trust the poi
know, and especially the boys who get their
skulls cracked at the primary elections.

Peter — Well, Jack, tell the boys that I will
fill them with good rum until the primary
election is over, and then, if I am victorious in
the Nominating Convention, I'll reward them
liberally with money.

Jack— (With his fingers whirling like a
windmill over his nose) — The boys an't so
green as to trust the politicians until they have
fought their bloody sieges, and elected them
to offices where they can steal fortunes from
the people, including many a chunk of choice
grub from our own mouths. No, no, Peter.
It won't do. Down with the cash, and all
will go well.

Peter — Have I not often got yourself and
friends out of the Watch House ?

Jack — And have we not long bought your
grog, although you adulterated it more than
other liquor dealers? And have we not fought
your public battles, and exposed ourselves to
imprisonment, and periled our lives to give
you political influence to liberate us from the
Watch House, when we got into a bad scrape
on your account?

Peter — You lie, yon thief and drunken vag-
abond, if you say I adulterated my liquor more
than other mm sellers.

Jack — Have a care, Peter, have a care, for
did I not catch yon in the very act of pouring
water by the pailfull into a ruin hogshead last
week, that was only about half full of spurious
alcohol, when yon began to adulterate it ?

Peter — I was afraid the boys would drink
so much, that they would not be sober enough
to whip my political enemies to-day, if I did
not adulterate my pure and strong rum, which
came from Jamaica only last week.

Jack — That will do, Peter — that will do, for
you always could tell a smoother and bigger
lie than me, and I give it up.

Peter — Come, come, Jack — this won't do.
The sun will soon be climbing the eastern hills,
and there's no time to be lost. What's to be
done?

Jaek — Fork over, Peter, and we'll die, if
necessary, in our effort to .stuff the ballot
boxes, and keep them stuffed all day, and drive
your foes from the polls, and seize the boxes
at sunset, and count the votes in favor of your
delegates to the Convention.

Peter — Will you be true?

Jack — As money to the poor man.

Peter — Then awake the boys, and let them
all come quickly, and get some stuff.

Jack (Scampers to the market) — Get up,
you lazy drunken thieves, and run for your
lives to Peter Cooper's, and get some precious
stuff. (They all spring from the butcher
stalls, and run like bloodhounds for Peter's
groggery.)

Jack — Here we are, Peter.

Peter — So I perceive. (They all slyly smile
and wink, and screw their expressive mouths.)

Jack — Shall I help the boys to some grog,
Peter, while you are counting out our primary
wages ?

Peter — O yes, but don't give them too stiff a
horn, Jack, as 1 fear they will all get dead
drunk before sundown, and then I'll surely be
defeated, as the hardest fighting will be after
the poles are closed. So, boys, please drink
moderately until the election is over, and fight
like bull dogs till the result is declared, and
then, if I am the conqueror, you can all get
drunk on my toddy for a week or month.

Jack — That's the talk. Them's our views,
an't they, boys?

All (drinking) — Well — they are.

Peter — There, Jack, there's your share, and
now you divide the balance among your honest
and noble companions.

Jack — Boys — do you hear the compliments
of our candidate?

All — Well — we do, and he is a man of his
;w ','. tfni #eTl put bin 1 tl ifvtgh.

Jack — (Putting all the money in his pocket)
— Scissors! boys! Look down the Bowery !
There come, on the full jump, about forty
bullies with Ned, the murderer, at their head,
screaming and beckoning his bloody gang to
follow him.

Peter — God! Stand by me, friends, or
I'll be murdered before the polls open. For
Ned threatened to kill me yesterday, if I didn't
withdraw my name as a candidate. So, don't
let him and his desperate band murder me.
For I'm sure they will, if you abandon me.
O dear ! Do stand by me, brave young gen-
tlemen ! Won't you? Please do? (He be-
gins to cry.)

Jack — Here they come, and they are armed
with clubs, knives and pistols.

Peter— Lordy! (And he crawls under
the counter, and gets behind a rum cask, and
is as quiet as a young rat.)

Ned (bursting through the door, and his
cronies smashing the windows) — I understand
you stuffed the ballot-box last night for Peter
Cooper, and intend to carry the election to-
day, by spurious ballots already deposited.

Jack — You are a liar. (They close, and
Ned throws Jack, and mauls him awfully.)

Ned — Go in, boys, and give no quarter,
and drag Peter Cooper from behind the rum
cask, under the bar, and give him a dreadful
flogging, for not withdrawing in favor of my
candidate.

Peter — O spare me, Ned, spare me, and I'll
withdraw from the field.

Ned — Shut up, Snarlyow. Give it to him,
boys, and knock his teeth down his throat,
and make his nose as red as his crimes, and
his eyes as black as his heart. Hit him again,
and avenge his robbery of his poor old Aunt.

Peter — O spare me, kind gentlemen, and I'll
give you all tho rum I've got in the bar, and
down cellar, too.

Ned — Close your jaws, Shylock. Your time
is come. (Jack now,rallies, and a bloody col-
lision ensues, and two are stabbed, and one
shot, and Peter is terribly beaten, and thrown
into the cellar, ] ut soon crawls up stairs, and
Peter's friends fly for their lives.)

Peter — (sitting on a ram cask, with his nos-
trils blocked with coagulated blood, and his
face mashed to a jelly, and Ned and his bullies
drinking, laughing, singing, and dancing) — O
dear me, I wish somebody would come and
relievo me from the clutches of these awful
men.

Ned — (throwing a glass of rum in the face
of Peter) — No impudence, Peter. Another
insolent word, and I'll skin you. (The Police
now rush in. and, after a bloody struggle, ar-
rest Ned and all his followers, and drag them
to prison.)

(To be continued.)

SitjilUK f. iraiufc's ^Uiptffr.

NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JULY 17, 1868.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S "ALLIGATOR" CAN BE
obtained at all hours, at wholesale and retail, at No. 114 Nas-
sau Street, (Second Story), near Ann Street, New York.

A Precious Fossil.

Mayor Tiemanii's trickery and treachery to
the Americans thoroughly exposed.

The following Card was placed in every
house and store and workshop in 1843, by
direction of Daniel F. Tiemann, and was pub-
lished in all the newspapers of that memo-
rable period :

"TO THE VOTERS IN THIS HOUSE.
The inclosed Ticket is presented by the
American Republican Party, for your suffrage
— it is composed exclusively of Americans
who have withdrawn from the great contend-
ing parties of the day, for the sake of the
ooi trj ..id ;:.-• institutions; their character
anil standing in the community is well known
to be unexceptionable and highly honorable ;
they have pledged themselves, if elected, to
support and carry out the principles of this
party, which are as follows, viz : —

1st. We maintain that tho Naturalization
Laws should be so altered as to require of all
Foreigners who may hereafter arrive in this
Country, a residence of twenty-one years, be-
fore granting them the privilege of the Elec-
tive Franchise ; but at the same time, we dis-
tinctly declare, that it is not our intention to
interfere with the vested rights of any citizen,
or lay any obstruction in the way of Foreign-
ers obtaining alivlihood or acquiring prop-
erty in this country ; but on the contrary,
we would grant them the right to purchase,
hold and transfer property, aud to enjoy and
participate in all the benefits of our country,
(except that of votng and holding office,) as
soon as they declare their intentions to be-
come citizens.

2d. We advocate the repeal of the present
Common School Law, and the re-establish-
ment of the Law, known as the Public School
Law.

3d. We maintain that the Bible, without
note or comment, is not sectarian — that it is
the fountain-head of morality and all good
government, and should be used in our Pub-
lic Schools as a reading Book.

4th. We are opposed to a union of Church
and State in any and every form.

5th. We hold that native Americans, only,
should bo appointed to office, to legislate, ad.
minister, or execute the Laws of their own
country.

These are our principles — if yon like them,
we ask your support, for the enclosed Ticket.
We believe the time has come when we ma}',
with truth, exclaim, "Delay is dangerous."
The above principles aim at Kchtintf evih,

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALL1GATOK.

which have grown to such enormity as to
threaten seriously our dearest and most sacred
rights. We have waited loug aud anxiously
for some movement from among other parties
to check these evils, and we have waited in
vain. The only hope that remains, is for
Americans to organize a new party, to com-
bat and counteract them. This we have done.
The Presidential question we have nothing to
do with. — We invite you to our Standard : it
is raised in the cause of Civil and Religious
Liberty, and no true American can tight
against it. It is the same Banner that was
raised by Americans in '76.

DANIEL F. TIEMANN, President.

J. B. Dennis, Secretary.

New York, November 1, 1843."

This will do pretty well for a man whose
father is a Holland Dutchman, and cannot now
speak the American language so as to be easily
understood, — who is appointing the ejected
garroters of European Capitals, to, the most lu-
crative and honorable positions, while poor and
honest and intelligent Americans (for whom
he professed such boundless love in 1S43,)
are haughtily denied the humblest appoint-
ments in his gift, — who has toiled with sleep-
less vigilance, — since his recent election as
Mayor by the Americans, — to reinstate the
odious George W. Matsell, and who has, after
an arduous struggle, succeeded in effecting the
reappointment of Captain Leonard, a Canadian,
and of Captain Dowling, an Irishman, (both
of whose naturalization papers I would like to
see, or the man who has seen them,) who
were smuggled back to their old quarters by
Cooper, Gerard, Tiemann, Bowen, and Strana-
ham, to cut the throat of Seward, and to dif-
fuse poison through the Police Department,
and to re-create the perjured carcase of Mat-
sell on the ruins of Tallmadge and Win. Curtis
Noyes, his noble son-in-law. Tiemann as-
pires to the honors of a Governor, and himself
and his brother Edward Cooper, (the Street
Commissioner, and the own son of Peter
Cooper,) are appointing all the ruffians of
both hemispheres to office, to effect the nomi-
nation and election of Tiemann as Governor
of the Empire State. But Peter, and Daniel,
and Edward will be foiled. No man can at-
tain the distinguished honors of America, who
prostitutes his own integrity and that of his
fellow citizens, to effect his ungodly designs.
Aaron Burr and other ambitions rogues tried
that experiment, and they were resisted and
foiled by the God who loves and protects our
beloved America, and they went down to
ignominious graves, whose ashes will beloathed
and tra i pled by a thousand generations.
Mayor Tiemann is a ninny and a hypocrite —
has basely disowned his native Holland skies
— has never been naturalized — bamboozled the
Americans in 1843 and 1857 — loves neither
American nor foreigner, nor his God — but
adores himself and Peter Cooper, and fears
George W. Matsell and his Matron Mistress
on Randall's Island, whom he forced and
nearly strangled, while he committed a deed
of hell, in the violation of her person, for
which, in any city of Europe, he would be
dragged to a dungeon or the block, and per-
haps torn to pieces in the market place, by
the indignant and phrensied populace.

Editorial Career of James Gordon
Bennett.

john kelly's home.
Enter John in tears.
John's Mother — Well, dear Johnny, why do
yon cry so hard ? Where on earth did you
come from? Have you been fighting, and did
you act the coward, and get whipped, and run
home? Speak, my darling boy, and speak
quickly, so that your dear mother can sympa-
thise with yon.

John — (still crying) — Dear mother, my
heart is so full of woe, that I cannot speak.

Mother — (begins to cry) — O, God ! I fear
something awful has happened to my adored
son, and that he is -injured internally, and
will soon die. (Falls on her knees, aud clasps
her hands, and wails in piteous tones, and
implores God to spare her son.)

John — (seizing her)— Don't cry. dear mother,
my heart, not my form, is bruised.

Mother — And who bruised your big heart?
Did a ruffian throw a stone, or kick you, or
strike your heart with his fist ? O tell me
quickly, so that I can fell him to the earth.

John — Neither, good mother, neither. I
spoke figuratively, when I said my heart was
bruised.

Mother — And an't figures facts ? How
strangely you talk, dear Johnny. Did not
your old mother go to school, and did she not
cipher as far as Distraction? And when you
say your poor heart is bruised figuratively,
you talk from the Rule of Distraction, don't
you ? Mr. Daboll used to say so, before you
was born. Go to, my son, go to, for your old
mother is not so far distracted as not to under-
stand figures as far as Distraction.

Father (just emerging from a profound nap)
— What is'all this row about?

Mother — Some rowdy has bruised Johnny's
heart.

Father — Where is my hat ? I'll pursue the
rascal.

John— Hold, father, hold, and you, mother,
please calm your nerves, and listen to my
brief but plaintive story.

Father — Go on, dear son.

Mother — And we will judge impartially.

John — I have left Mr. Bennett.

Mother — Good Lord ! For what?

John — Because he wanted me to tell lies.

Mother— (falling)— God! O God! We
are hungry and nearly naked, and may soon
be houseless, but thou hast blessed us with an
honest boy, which is a far more precious boon
thai food and raiment and shelter. (And she
utters a long and fervent and grateful prayer to
God, for the unwavering integrity of her be-
loved son, while Johnny and his father weep
alovid on their bended knees.)

Father (the distracted mother still prostrate
on the floor) — John : Did Mr. Bennett pay you
what he owed you?

John — He offered to, but I would not take
it.

Father— Why ?

John — Because I thought he got it dis-
honestly, as he wanted me to tell lies.

Father — My landlord was here to day, and
I told him I expected some money from Mr.
Bennett for your services, and he will be here
this evening, for his rent, and I fear he will
turn us into the street, when I tell him that I
cannot pay him.

John — I am very sorry, father, that you
will be cast into the street, on my account.
(The father weeps, and the mother springs to
her feet, and kisses Johnny, and swears that
if the landlord attempts to drive them into the
open air, she will dash his brains out.)

John (putting on his hat, and with one hand
on the latch) — Don't cry, dear father and
mother, nor he excited and unhappy in my
brief absence.

Mother — Where are you going, Johnny?

John — I am going round to the fire engine
house, to see a noble young fireman, who is
a warm friend of mine, and whose father is
very rich, and I am sure he will cry when I
tell him that my poor old father and mother
are sick and hungry, and are about to be
thrust into the street.

Mother (on the verge of despair) — Tell him
our mournful story, Johnny, but do not beg.
No, my Johnny, for God's sake, don't beg.
Let us all die before wo implore alms. Your

mother is too proud to have her son descend
to chat. Don't beg, Johnny, don't beg, I im-
plore you. It is my last prayer to my dear son.

John — I could not beg, mother. I would
die before I would thus degrade myself and
noble parents, who have seen fairer days than
these. Besides, my friend is humane, and so
are his parents, and I am sure I will not have
to beg him to relieve us." It will be sufficient
for him to learn of our destitution, and that
we became utterly poor, because I would not
tell lies for James Gordon Bennett.

Father — Go, my son, to your young fireman
friend, and tell your story in your own way.
I'm sure you will never degrade your father
and mother, after your refusal to lie for Mr.
Bennett.

Mother — Go, Johnny, and soon return to
your distracted parents, aud let them know
their fate.

John (kissing his mother, and warmly press-
ing bis father's hand) — Good bye, father and
mother, and I'll soon bring you pleasing news,
and a deliverance from abject penury. (He
goes )

Eren ing — Enter Landlord.

Landlord — Well, Mr. Kelly, have you got
my rent?

. Mr. Kelly — No, sir. My son has left Mr.
Bennett, because he wanted him to tell lies.

Landlord — For what?

Mr. Kelly — Because he wanted him to lie.

Landlord — What a fool your son must be.

Mrs. Kelly — Don't you call my son a fool,
sir. God loved George Washington because
he would not lie, and made him the Liberator
of his country.

Landlord — That's all gammon. Washing-
ton was an old Federalist, and an old knave
aud fool, and could swear and lie as hard as a
delinquent tenant.

Mrs. Kelly (throws the tea pot, full of
scalding water, at his head) — Take that, you
miserable old tory and miser. (The landlord
rushes upon Mrs. Kelly, when Mr. Kelly, for-
getting Ins rheumatic leg, flies at him like a
tiger, and while they grapple, and level their
deadly blows, with Mrs. Kelly pouring hot
water down the neck and back of the land-
lord — in comes John, and his young fireman
friend, who both seize the landlord, and hurl
him down stairs, and kick him into the street,
amid the frantic yells of all the neighbors.
John then introduces the young New York
Fireman to his father and mother, who re-
ceive him with courtesy and fervor.)
(To be continued.)

Fools.

Bennett and Hudson (through their influ-
ence with the wholesale news dealers,) sup-
posed they could check the circulation of the
" Alligator," among the honest masses, who
have been kicked and cuffed and sold by the
Bennett's, and Greeley's, aud Raymond's,
since the immortal Pudding Dinner of Benja-
min Franklin, to the wicked aristocracy and
tories of Philadelphia, who threatened to crush
Franklin's bold and independent Journal, but
who got egregiously mistaken. Stop my
"Alligator!" Eh? You could as easily
dam the thundering torrents of Niagara, that
have sublimely rolled into their rocky beds
for nnnumbered ages. Withhold my "Alli-
gator" from the glad embraces of the intelli-
gent and industrial classes ! Lh ? First strive
to roll back the Father of Waters to its sour-
ces in the mountain wilderness, or beat back
the God of Day, or stop the Revolutions of
the Globe! Stop my "Alligator!" Eh?
Fools, fools, fools !

I have received the first number of " Tlie
Fact" whose editors are Win. B. Smith and
D. A. Oasserley. It is about the size of the
" Alligator," and full of interesting matter.
I hope it will be liberally patronised.

Advertisements— 25 Cents a line.

Credit— From two to four seconds, or as long as the Ad-
Tertiser can hold his breath I Letters and Advertisements to
be left at No. 114 Nassau street, second story, front room.

gTEPHENILBRANCH'SALLIGATQR.

OTIOE TO FARMERS AND MARKET

OARnENER.S_--C.TV Inspectors Departm^t
New York, June lb, 1858._Iu conformity with the followiS
resolution, the space therein mentioned will be permitted to
be usedaa a place, by farmers ami gardeners, for thi .. 1. ,.(
vegetables and garden produce, until the hour of IS o'clock

M., daily— the use to be free of chare,

Resolved That permission he. and is hereby, given to farm-
ers and market rardenera, to occupy daily, until 12 M., free of
charge the vacant space of the northern and southern extrem-
ities of the intersection of Broadway and Sixth avenue I
tween Tbtoy-seoond and Tnirty.fi fth streets wiftouftofri^

,ug upon the streets which the ssi.i space intersects, "' rthe

purposeoulyoi selling vegetables and market produoe oftheir

sTto " ° r eUS ' lm ' V ' r """' "'t"-i vision of the Citj In-
Also, by resolution of the Common Council, The use of

S.TS V 1 ™'" 1 to farmers and gardener, for th
sale ot produce from wagons.

9£?™£; MORTON, Citv Inspector.
JOSEPH CANNING, Sup't of Markets

Q & J. W. BARKER, GENERAL AUC-

Oe T10MEERS i REAI, ESTATE BROKERS. Loans
negotiated, Houses and Stores Rented, Stocks and Bonds
Sold at Auction or Private Sslo.

Also, FURNITURE SALES attended to at private houses
Office, 14 Pine street, under Commonwealth Bank.

CARLTON HOUSE, 496 BROADWAY, NEW
York. Bates and Holder}, Proprietors.

THEOPHILUS BATES.
OREL J. HOLDEN.

PRIMMING MANUFACTURERS.

*- YATES 4 CO , 639 Broadwav, Now York.
Fringes, Cords, Tassels, Loops, Gimps,
and Gimp Bands,

-B. S.

NOTICE— TO PERSONS KEEPING SWINE
OWNERS OF PROPERTY WHERE THE SIMP
MAY BE KEPT, AND ALL OTHERS QTOERESTED At
a meeting of the Mayor and Commissioners of Health i 'held

ibm e „ ci V'n JaU uf Uw a S "' ? ew v '" k > Fridky. WiBth,

18J8 the following preamble and resolutions were adopted •

H hercas, A large number of swine are kept in varibus por-
tions of the city ; and whereas, it is the geSeral practice of
person, so keeping swine, to boil offal and kitchen ret,,.-,, and
garbage, whereby a highly offensive and dangerous nuisance
is created, therefore, be it

Resolved, That this Board, of the Mayor and Commission-
era of Health, deeming swine kept south of (86th) street, iu
Sr I,'' nwrt™ l{ a ''.usance and detrimental to the
public health therefore, the City Inspector be, aud he is here-
by, authorized and directed to take, seize, and remove from
any and all places and premises, all and every swine found or
kept on any premises in anyplace in the city of New York
southerly of said street, ani to cause all such swine to be re-
moved to the Public Pound, or other suitable place bey ,nd the
limits of the. city or northerly of said street, and to cause all
premises or places wherein, or on which, said swine may
have been so found or kept, to be thoroughly cleaned aud puri-
fied as the City Inspector shall deem necessary to secure the
preservation ,.t the public health, and that all expellee, hi
enrred hereby constitute a lien on the lot. lots or premises
lilV'l A "on '",Y""r' »' 1 ? 11 1»™ been abated or removed
Resolved That the foregoing resolution, shall take effect
from and after the hrst day of July next, and that public no-
tice be given of the same by publication in the Corporation
papers to that date, and that notice may be given to peraom
keeping swine by circulars delivered on the premised, and
that all violations of this order be prosecuted by the proper
officers" ' Ut '"' 0U com P laint from the Cdty Inspector or nil
City Inspector's Department )
.„ , . . New York, June 18, 1858. S
All persons keeping swine, or upon whose property or prem-
ise, the same may be kept, are hereby notified that the above
day ofJ°uT e t y cnfurced fr °™ and after the first
GEO. W. MORTON, City Inspector.

\jy~M. COULTER, Carpenter.— I have Ions'

T T been encaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who
will tavor me with their patronage, that I will build as good
houses, or anything else in lay line, as any other car.., ute, ,„
the city of New 1 ork. I will also be as reasonable in charges
tor my work as auy other person.

WILLIAM COULTER, Carpenter
Rear of 216 EaBt Twentieth street, New York.

GERARD BETTS & CO., AUCTION~AND

J-A Commission Merchants, No. 106, Wall street, corner of
rront street, New York.

N. GEN1N, FASHIONABLE HATTER, 214 Broad",
way. New York.

lENIN'S LADIES' 4 CHILDREN'S OUTFITTING
' Bazaar, 513 Broadway. (St Nicholae Hotel, N. Y.)

I^DWARD PHaLON 4 SON, 497 and 517 Broadway,
-Lj New York— Depots for the sale of Perfumery, and
every article connected with the Toilet

Wo n.w introduce the "BOUQUET D'OGARITA, or
Wild Flower of Mexico," which is superior lo any thing of
the kind in the civilized world. "
EDWARD PIIALON 4 SON.

[AMES DONNELLY'S COAL YARD -

Twenty-sixth street and Second Avenue. I always h'av

„u i • i e J i -..-" -.- »,wuu ii,ciiiir, i aiwavs nave

ds of coal on hand, and of the very best quality' which
'»- coal dealer in the Unite's States.

I willaell as low as auv othc

JAMES DONNELLY'.

TROLLY'S CELEBRATED " GOLD PENS"

For sale by all Stationers and Jewellers
OFFICE AND STORE.

163 BROADWAY.

CJAMDEL SNEDEN, SHIP A STEAMBOAT BUILDER —
kJ My Office is at No. 81 Corlears street, New York ■ and
my yards and residence are at Greenpoint. I have built
Ships and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a
one; term of years, and continue to do so on reasonable
SAMUEL SNEDEN

T OHN B. W EBB, BOAT BUILDER, 71S WATER BTRKET
O My Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by
those of any Boat Builder in the World. Give me a call
and if I don't please you, I will disdain to charge vou for
what docs not entirely salisfv you. JOHN B. WEBB

W. OSBORN, MERCHANT TAILOR,

9 Chamber street, Dear Chatham street, New York. '

COLOMON BANTA, Architect. No. 93 Amos

KJ street, New York. I have built as many homes and stores
as any Architect in this city, or the United States, and 1 can
£!i«d" l 'S-«" U l:1 J, r ' '° .'hat etlect ; and I flatter myself that I can
build edifices that will compare favorably, iu point of beauty
and durability, with those of any architect in this country I
am prepared to receive orders in my line ofbnsineu at No
SJAmos street. New York. SOLOMON BANTA

"ROBERT ONDERDONK — THIRTEENTH

7" . ^ ard P"V ''• ' 105 anJ 4U7 ° rand street > ^°rucr of Clinton
btreet, New lurk.

A L ,.^ S0N T ' BMOGS-DEALER IN FLOUR BARRELS,
f, 1 Molasses Casks, Water, and all other kinds of Casks
Also, new flour barrels and half barrels ; a large supply
constantly on hand. My Stores are at Nos. 62, 68, 6L 69
78, 75, 77 and .9 Rutger's Slip ; at 285, 287, and 289 Cherry
street ; also, ,n South and Water streets, between Pike and
Rutger 3 Slip extending from street to street. Mv yards in
Williamsburgh are at Furman 4 Co 's Dock. My yards In
New York are at the corner of Water and Gou'verneur
streets; and in Washington street, near Canal ; and at Le-
roy Place. My general Office is at 61 Rutger's Slip.
ALANSON T. BRIGG8.

FULTON IRON WORKS.-JAMES MURPHY 4 CO
manufacturers of Marine and Land Emrines, Boilers'
*c. Iron and Brass Castings. Foot of Cherry street, East
River. ' ~ M *

F EA ?r£l S B ' BALDWIN, WHOLESALE

HOUSF ? ,f TA l^ S L0TH l NO * FURNISHING WARE-
HOUSE. 70 and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Hester sts
2 ,?.',.,■• eB and " e Eaut assortment of Youths' and

Boy.' Clothing. F.B.BALDWIN

,,,,.,,„„,„, ,, JG.BARNUM.'

*•».■ BALDWIN has just opened his New and ImmenBe
Establishment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY' A "

DREN'S cr r)T°Hl'i?,. NTLEM , EN ' S ' Y °UTH'S an"d CHIL-
DREN S CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best
workmen in the city, is now opened for inspection Also a
superior stock of FURNISHING GOODS. Al artick- are
of . t . he ,?, e »'Q | I^'y,. »nd having been purchased durin- the
crisis, WILL BE SOLD VERY LOW! The Custom 1),

Ceres' SaraTO^a*"' vari ' ,ty of 0LOTHS ' CASSI '

w?£ BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G. BAR-

NUM who has had great eiperience iu the business, bavins
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( Chorua — At your expense !

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T A_ ROSENMILLER, DRUGGIST, NO. 172 EIGHTH

AJUJU

Volume I.— No. 14.]

SATURDAY, JULY 24, 1858.

[Price 2 Cents.

Conference of Methodists.

The miser Harpers still Harping on the Dimes
— The self-degradation and downfall of the
Harpers, who "played on the Harp of a
thousand strings — sperrits of just men made
perfte /"

John Harper — Brothers: These are des-
perate times.

Wesley Harper — Yes, and something must
soon be done, or we must again suspend.

Fletcher Harpei — That's so.

Ecil Genius — Go ahead!

Good Genius — Beware!

Jack — Our stock in the Courier and En-
quirer don't pay. We have had the best
place and the largest type in the columns of
that Journal for 20 years, and I tell yon,
brothers, it don't pay. While young Fletch
had stock in the Times, we had the best place,
and the biggest type, but you all know it
didn't pay. Nor do any of the public journals
yield a fair return for our enormous adver-
tising investments.

ji, n — Jack : What in the devil are you
driving at? Upon my soul, you positively
alarm me. Why, I declare, I never saw your
eyes roll so, nor your jaws close so fiercely,
nor your fist fall so heavily on your knee.
Now, for the Lord's sake, do disclose, in com-
mon parlance, what you mean by your mys-
terious declamation. (Wesley takes out his
pen knife, and cuts his nails, and Fletcher
takes a fresh cud of tobacco, and crosses his
legs.)

Jack— I have bad an interview with James
Gordon Bennett.

Jim — Fletch: Hand me that fan. Wes:
Please open the window. Sam : Bring me a
glass of ice water. Now, Jack, proceed.

jack — Bennett spoke of other days, and in-
quired after our health.

Jim— .Whose health ?

Jack — Mine and yours.

Jim — What the devil did he mean by that ?
My health is always good. I never had the
rheumatism or gout, like you, Jack. What
did the old reprobate mean by inquiring about
my health ? I'll thank him to mind his own
business.

Jack — Jim : Listen : For thirty years, you
have imposed on me the financial department
of our vast establishment, until I have racked
my brain, and nearly worn myself into the
grave, and I am pursued in my old age, by
our creditors, as never before. True, we
recently resumed payment, but we know that
we did that for effect, and before we were
fairly out of the woods. I tell you, brothers,

we are in a very critical condition. People
want bread, instead of books and papers, in
these days of famine and commercial desola-
tion. Now, brothers, I am desperate, and I
favor a resort to desperate measures, to save
the credit of our House.

Jim — I think I smell a skunk. To save our
pecuniary credit, you would sacrifice our
honor. Talk out, Jack, for I too am growing
desperate, when the scuffle is between credit
and honor, and I will die in defence of the
latter.

Jack — Is not our Weekly declining, and our
Monthly rapidly decaying, and our general
business nearly paralysed. Must we not pay
our notes? And how can we do that, unless
we adopt the course of Bonner, who is de-
vouring all the publishers of the civilised
world. Now, Jim, it is very pleasant for you
to sit here two or three hours every day, and
talk about temperance, (and take a glass on the
sly occasionally,) and praise Methodism, (and
go to the Theatre, and some other very curi-
ous places of amusement,) and hold political
meetings in our counting room, which you fill
daily with a gang of seedy political vagabonds,
who once, (with the aid of Divine Provi-
dence, and Methodists, and Daniel F. Tiemann,
and Peter Cooper, and Judge Sidney Stewart,
and the politicians of the Second, Sixth, and
Eleventh Wards,) set a ball in motion, that
elected you Mayor of New York, from which
you did not make a cent, and did not add a
cipher to your private fortune, — I say, all this
is mighty pleasant for you, hut not for me, as
the entire financial department of our im-
mense establishment has ever been on my
shoulders, and I am getting very old, and I
now am about to change our tactics, or we
are forever lost.

Jim — Go on, Jack — go on. But stop a
moment. Fleteh : Just open the desk, and
pass me the bottle of brandy. (Takes a stiff
horn.) Now, Jack, go on, for I am prepared
for anything.

Jack — I told Bennett that I thought of pub-
lishing his biography favorably in our Weekly.

Jim — And what did the old devil say to
that?

Jack — His eyes brightened and glistened
with perfect delight, and he said it was a darni
fine idea.

Jim — Wes: Do you hear all this?

Wes — O yes : I was with brother John, at
the interview with Bennett and Hudson, at
the Herald Office.

Jim — And Fletch : What have you to say ?

Fletch — I was there, too.

Jim — Here, Ike. run for your life to the

Apothecary, and get me some Camphor and
A.ssafetida. Sam: Bring me a lump of
ice, and hold it on my head. My blood rushes
with great violence to my brain. Fletch : Just
pass the brandy bottle this way once more.
O my God, my good brothers, I fear you will
be the death of your brother James. I never
thought we would come to this. John is
nearly seventy years old, and I am on the winter
side of sixty, and Wesley is sixty, and Fletcher
is nearly sixty, and after a long life of toil,
and the preservation of our business honor,
and with children and grandchildren soon to
till our places on the field of action, it is now
proposed to prostrate ourselves at the feet of
a man, who has led a life of infamy from his
youth to the present hour, and who has pur-
sued to the grave many a virtuous and timid
female, and many a noble merchant, who
were so unfortunate as to get in his wicked
clutches. O, brothers, I had rather starve,
than succumb to Bennett, who has abused us
all our days. We can survive our present
misfortunes, without disgracing our Weekly
with the panegryrio of James Gordon Ben-
nett, which will injure our respectable family
journal more than we shall realise from our
advertisements and all the puffs we can squeeze
from Bennett. There's my private fortune.
Take'it, and I will gladly return to a one story
dwelling, and to utter penury, before I will
sacrifice my self-respect, and my honor, to
such a monster as James Gordon Bennett.

Jack — Myself, and Wesley, and Fletcher,
have long considered this, and we are un-
changeable, as we deem it our only means of
salvation. It is incontrovertibly true, that
Bennett has the largest circulation of any
paper in America, and if he will permit us to
advertise, and puff us like Bonner, why, I am
willing to make any sacrifice.

Jim — I perceive the old liar has been as
quiet as a mouse about his prodigious circula-
tion, since he had to swear in the Carr libel
case, that his circulation was only about 50,-
000. The old scamp, just prior to his oath,
declared that his circulation was nearly 100,-
000. Once a liar, always a liar, is my motto,
and I don't believe the Herald's circulation is
as large as that of the Sun, which is conducted
by Moses S. Beach, who is an honest man,
and a true Christian, and a meritorious gentle-
man.

Jack — Say what you will, Jim. — Wes. and
Fletch. and myself are resolved to extend our
hands to Bennett in terms of the warmest
friendship.

Jim — Well, brothers, you are three to one,
and as ours are democratic institutions — that

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOK.

is. ns the country we have adopted, is demo-
cratic (for some of us are of English birth, and
the rest of us had a very narrow escape, al-
though the world is ignorant of the fact)—
I say, that as you arc all against my judgment
id this matter, and as I don't like to leave you
in my old age, why, 1 shall very reluctantly,
and in tears— as you see— (he cries) consent
to sell ourselves to James Gordon Bennett,
whom I have always regarded as the incarna-
tion of a lie, and of the devil. And now,
brothers, I am prepared to goto the Herald
Office, and for your sake, affectionately press
Bennett's hand in hypocrisy, and publish his
biography, in our Weekly, daubed all over
with whitewash, and without any severity of
a!ln<ion to Helen Jewett, or Grinnell, or any of
his black mail victims, or the numerous males
and females whose early graves he dug. And
now I'll take another copious draught of
brandy, and then I'm ready for our degrada-
tion, and for the first step in the eternal down-
fall of the Harpers, who have preserved their
business honor all over the world, until this
evil and melancholy hour. Now, brothers,
come on, and I'm ready to face Bennett and
the devil himself, and kiss their toes, if it is
your behest. (They all go to the Herald
Office, two abreast, with their numerous pos-
terity, three abreast, in the rear, young Fletch
leading the younger tribes, with a Weekly
and Monthly in either hand, to show Mr.
Bennett as a sample.)

(To be continued.)

Randall's Island.
The etening sun gilds the trees and sp ires —

The lily and rosy and classic Mistress on her
couch reclining.

ENTER GOVERNOR DANIEL F. TIEMANN.

Amorous Ban — Good evening, my pretty
Violet.

Violet — A warm salute to my kind protec-
tor.

Dan — Has Governor Simeon Draper been
here to-day?

Violet — Yes, and Governor Bell. Simeon
forced a dozen kisses from my lips and cheeks.
Dun — O, the scamp ! (Sits by her side, and
sips luscious fragrance from her cherry and
rosy lips, while she archly reclines on the sofa
that he purchased for her) — Sim is a bold
villain. Did he seek more than a kiss?
Violet — He again strove hard to ravish me.
Dan — But you foiled him?
Violet— I did.

j) an — O, my love, let me reward thee with
these grateful lips. (Kisses her twenty times
in rapid succession.)

Violet — 0, dearest, I fear you will smother
rae with gratitude. Do not strangle me with
such emblems of affection.

Dan — I love thee too fervently, my charm-
ing Violet.

Violet — I'm sorry you have a family.
Dan — And so am I, my fair one. But
neither kin nor stranger shall blight our sweet
relations. Thou art all to me. "Without thee,
I am most desolate.

Violet — I fear Simeon Draper will mar our
happy destiny.
Dan^-Whj ?

Violet — Because he loves me.
Dan — His love is of a lustful nature, while
mine is from the purest rivulets of the heart.
Violet — I know you adore my spirit, while
he only loves my form.

Dan — And dost thou avow so much ? O,
breathe those sweet tones again.
I 'inlet — Shall I sing them, dearest ?
Dan — what bliss is this! Sing, O sing,
my beauteous Violet, and entrance my heart
with thy celestial musio.

YiOlel aings—Yor many a day,
With doubtful ray,
I gazed for thee,
O'er lea and sea :

And from my heart,
Thou ne'er 6halt part,
So dear to me,
Thy love will be.
So on my bed,
Repose thy head,
And from my lip
Choice honey sip.
Pan— my I and thy !
I will ever try
To please thy fair eye,
So happy am I.
Violet — Come, come with me,
And most happy be.
Dan— 0, O, 1

(They retire for the night.)

MORNING TWILIGHT.

Dun — Dear Violet, if Sim comes to day, and
strives to coerce you, scream to the peak of
your lungs, and terrify and threaten to expose
him. I love you so devoutly, that I cannot
live if he continues to molest you. I have al-
ready expelled your Friend from the Island.
My affection for my fair Violet has the in-
tensity of Othello's for Desdemoua, ere Iago
maddened the honest Moor with fatal jealousy.

Violet — Simeon Draper threatens to have
me suspended. He got me my situation as
Matron, and as he has been a Governor much
longer than you, and as himself and Richard
B. Connolly have long controlled the Island,
had I not better be a little familiar with
Simeon, so that I will not arouse his wrath to
such intensity as to peril my situation as
Matron ? Please view these matters with dis-
cretion, my noble Daniel.

Dan — 1 can't consider them for a moment.
Draper may be powerful, hut he has not the
might and wealth of the Tiemanns and
Coopers. So, don't be alarmed, dear Violet.
Myself and Peter Cooper can protect you
against the world. "When did Simeon threaten
to suspend you?

1 'Met — Yesterday.

Dan — Did he asssign the cause?

Violet — Because he thinks I love yon better
than him.

Dan — How did he learn my intimacy with

Violet — No, but you were going to leave
me without your wonted kiss.

Dan — O, my pretty and tender Violet, do
forgive my cruel mental absence. For my
distracted mind was riveted on Simeon's plots
to destroy you. So, there, (kissing her), and
there, and there, and —

Violet — That will suffice. I fear your en-
thusiastic and endless kisses will again threat-
en me with strangulation. O, Daniel! Daniel !
thou art a dear and fervent lover, and I do
hope you will return to-morrow, and pass the
night with thy devoted, and pensive, and lone-
ly Violet!

Dan — I will — I will :

And now a very brief adieu,
While I Sim Draper do pursue.

(He goes towards the shore, and she fastens
her tearful eyes on his prancing form, until it
fades from her dismal view, and she retires
to her lonely apartment, and weeps like the
wretched Niobe.)

(To be continued.)

ittplini |. Iraiuli's Jdliptor.

NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JULY 24, 1858.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S "ALLIGATOR" CAN BE
obtained at all hours, at wholesale und retail, at No. 114 Nas-
sau Street, (Second Story), near Ann Street, New York.

My Indictment for Libel.

"When I was a little boy, a classic youth
passed me, on a bright summer day, in West-
minster street, in Providence, Rhode Island,
whose name was Sylvester S. Southworth.
His cheeks were so rosy, and his form so beau-
tiful, and his face so graceful, that I paused
and gazed until he descended my farthest
horizon. In later years, I formed his acquaint-
ance, and he became my friend, and in all my
vicissitudes, he has evinced the fidelity of an
affectionate brother. "When William Tell was
about to hurl an arrow at the temples of his
child, he inquired, in the presence of Gesler :
" Have I a friend here ?" when a brave youth
leaped forth, and exclaimed : " Yes, Tell, you
have," which thrilled the populace with de-
light, and made Gesler tremble. On "Wednes-
day last, when in custody of the Sheriff, and
in pursuit of bail, I looked in the direction of
Heaven, and I could see a friend there, in the
spirit of my lamented Father, but in the cheer-
less pavement, and in the cold faces of the
multitude, I could discern no friend, and my
poor heart was bereft of its wonted buoyan-
cy. But when Mr. Joyce, the kind hearted
Sheriff, accompanied me to the editorial
room of Sylvester S. Southworth, of the
Neio YorJc Mercury, and I inquired : " Have
I a friend here ?" he sprang and seized my
hands, and exclaimed: "Yes, Branch, you
have," and he became my bail, and my heart
bounded from the gloom of a dungeon,
to the liberty of a mountain. For twenty
years, I have gratuitously written for the pub-
lic journals of New York. For seven years,
I wrote the Reports of Alfred Carson, against
Municipal thieves, including Mayor Tiemann,
who was then an Alderman. For two years,
I pursued George W. Matsell, Richard B.
Connolly, George H. Purser, and other per-
jured aliens. What I have suffered through
Have Y offended thee','"sw"eet severe toil and illness and penury, in- my pur-
angel? I suit of public plunderers, and unnaturalized

youf

Violet — When you came to see me last week,
he was sitting on the sofa with me, while you
knocked at the door.

Dan — Good gracious ! And where did he
go when I entered ?

Violet — He ran into the bed room, and got
under the bed.

Dan — Thunder and lightning ! O, if I had
only caught him. And why did you not tell
me, my constant Violet ?

Violet — Because I feared you would kill him.
Dan — Y'ou were right, and exercised great
prudence, and probably saved his life, as I
might have slain him. (Paces the room in
great agitation.) Gods! I feel murderous!
When do you again expect him ?

Violet — Never, as he emerged from under
the bed in great anger, after you left, and
cursed me long and fearfully, for keeping him
under the bed so long, while you were per-
mitted to enjoy the beauties of my person.
Dan — What did he threaten when he left ?
Violet — To have me suspended immediately.
Dan — I dare him to make the attempt. I
would spend my last dollar to have yon rein-
stated. And 1 will instantly depart for the
city, and put wires in motion that will para-
lize his wicked purpose.

Violet — I fear you are too late, as he left in
a desperate rage, and has probably decapitated
my Matron head already.

Dan — I, too, am in a furious rage, and I am
resolved to defeat his unhallowed project.
So, a sweet adieu, my lovely Violet, and when
we meet again, we'll embrace and entwine our
forms and hearts with unwonted hilarity and
fervor.

Violet — (Weeping). Good-by, sir.

Dan — And why do you weep, my fair and

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

aliens, no inspired mind can ever truly de-
scribe. For three months past, I have ex-
posed such bogus philanthropists and public
thieves and rakes as Peter Cooper and Mayor
Tiemann and Simeon Draper. And I most
solemnly swear, that I will never cease my
exposition of public robbers and villains of
every grade, until the arrow of death pene-
trates the core of my heart. The Press and
the People may conspire against me, and a
Jury may soon consign me to the solitude of
a dungeon, but while I enjoy the blessings of
liberty, I will hurl shafts of political death at
snch monsters as Cooper and Tiemann and
Draper, who have bamboozled and plundered
the people for thirty successive years. So,
come on, ye incarnate demons, and (through
power and gold and bribes, and packed juries,
and your official vassals and ruffians,) drag
your victim to a prison or the scaffold, but
God has erected a wall between you and my
soul, that the sabres and bullets and verdicts
of your hired assassins can never penetrate.

Pirates on the Captive and Pauper and
Crazy Islands.

Gov. Anderson recently officially declared,
that Gov. Isaac J. Oliver was a public robber.
So that we have plunderers and Mistresses
and Rakes on Randall's and the adjacent
isles. I thought I felt the shock of an
earthquake last night. O God! thou art
most forbearing, to spare the Tiemanns and
Olivers so long. And if one of Thy most
awful physical visitations should level the
habitations of these two wicked men, do, O
do spare their spotless wives and precious lit-
tle ones. Read, citizens, read, and go home
at sunset, and bar your doors, and do not per-
mit your wives and lovely daughters to leave
your presence, after the first pretty little star
appears. And warn them to beware of the
Tiemanns and Olivers, when they cross their
path, as poison and death are in their gaze,
and amorous and thievish motions.

From, the New Torh Tribune of July 7.
" An Ep isode — Row Con tracts are Awarded —
In the course of a controversy about the iron
work of the Island Hospital, some remarks
passed between Messrs. Oliver and Anderson
more piquant than polite. Gov. Anderson
said he did not want to hold any intercourse
with so corrupt a man. Gov. Oliver would
not take any notice of such language, except
to hurl it back with scorn in the teeth of the
one that uttered it. He dared any one to
name a single fact that would show that he
was corrupt. Gov. Anderson said that he was
guilty of a very corrupt act when, in opening
the bids for certain iron work, he endeavored
to induce his fellow members on the Commit-
tee to give the contract to a man who was
not the lowest bidder, more especially as they
had since discovered that two of that bidder's
tools — one of them his foreman, and the other
a Methodist parson in his interest — were
among the bidders.

Gov. Oliver said he did not know anything
about these two men ; the reason he urged
that the contract be awarded to his friend
was because he liked to serve his friends, as
the other Governors did theirs, (here several
Governors protested against their names being
called in question,) and because the lowest bid-
der did not do business in the city. Some
other words passed between Messrs. Ander-

son and Oliver, evidently very much to the
annoyance of the other members of the Board,
who kept nervously remonstrating, and tried
repeatedly, but in vain, to get the Board to
adjourn.

The discussion wound up by Gov. Oliver
asserting that if any charges could be brought
against his integrity, he hoped they would be
referred to a Committee; cither he or Gov.
Anderson was evidently unlit to sit in the
Board.

Gov. Anderson said he was quite willing to
refer the matter to a fair Committee, and if
he did not substantiate the charge of cor-
ruption against Oliver, he would resign, pro-
vided that Oliver agreed, in case the charge
was proved, to leave the Board.

At this interesting juncture, an indignant
demand for adjournment from Gov. Moloney
prevailed, and the troubled waters once more
resumed their wonted tranquillity.

Subsequently the members opened the bids
for the iron work on the Island Hospital.
There were six bids, the highest being $26,-
875 ; th*e lowest, by J. B. & W. W. Cornell,
$18,364."

Gov. Anderson assures me that Oliver is a
very corrupt man, and that he will soon give
me the evidence of his corruption, which I
will publish as soon as I receive it. The fire-
men will grieve to learn that Gov. Anderson,
their faithful Ex-Chief Engineer, is indisposed,
and seeks the bracing air of Long Island for
his restoration. Anderson and Carson led the
firemen long and bravely, and of the million
inhabitants around us, there are no two gal-
lant spirits whom I more profoundly revere
than Cornelius V. Anderson and Alfred Car-
son. Both are the soul of chivalry and honor.
And may they ever prosper, and be healthy
and happy, and be warmly cherished by the
firemen and by all good citizens.

From the New York Express of Tuesday last.

"A Novel Regatta. — Last Saturday after-
noon, quite a novel exhibition of aquatic skill
came off at Blackwell's Island, on the occa-
sion of a boat race, gotten up under the au-
spices of some of the Governors of the Alms
House. The boats are six oared barges used
for conveying passengers from the various in-
stitutions on the Island to New York. The
following were the entries which competed for
sweepstakes :

Alms House boat, manned by vagrants, ent. money $3
paupers,

Work House
Penitentiary "
Lunatic Asylum

thieves,
lunatics,

Sweepstakes, $20

The race was around Blackwell's Island, a
distance of four miles, starting from a stake-
boat moored off the Penitentiary wharf. The
race was witnessed by the Governors and
friends, and a large number of spectators on
New York side of the East River. The Work
House boat came in victor.

After the race, Governors B. F. Pinckney,
P. G. Maloney, and Isaac J. Oliver, with a
large number of invited guests, sat down to a
jolly good dinner, furnished by order of the
Governors, at the Lunatic Asylum. The
tables were supplied with every delicacy of
the season, with an abundant supply of bran-
dies, wines, champagne, &c. It has been
hinted by some malicious persons, that the
proceedings at table were worthy of the place
where the feast was held."

These cruel and lazy Governors must have
looked funny, sprawled on the velvet banks,
with public rum and segarsin their bladders and
jaws, and obscenity and blasphemy in their

filthy mouths, gazing at the unfortunate crea-
tures, (rowing for their lives beneath a burning
sun,) whom the public kindly placed under
their supervision. What a gang of drones,
and thieves, and squanderers, and unblushing
scamps ! O that Maloney and Pinckney and
Oliver could be made to earn, by bard labor, a
tithe of the thousands they rifle from the
honest and industrious classes.

The Harpers are dead ! They have played
their last card, and sung their last lay ! Their
death was horrible and harrowing to their
friends. Read their melancholy and most de-
plorable Obituary, on the first page of their
Weekly Journal of July 10, which contains the
sprawling likeness of James Gordon Bennett,
with a most glorious coat of whitewash over
the sweet form of Helen Jewett, and a host of
black mail imps and slaughtered victims of his
vengeance and cupidity. Read, O read, and
behold the price of a puff, and weep over the
irrecoverable downfall of the Harpers, inclu-
ding James, the unnaturalized Englishman, who
was an American Mayor! O, jokers and
thimble riggers ! where are you ? Appear !
appear! appear! and strive to crush your
rivals!

All is not sung from pious lung !

Mayor Tiemann is an Episcopalian :

If high or low,
Dam if I know,
Though deeds will show,
As vane the blow.

The Harpers are smooth and quiet Method-
ists,

And value pence
More than defence
Of sacred Altars,
Or pious paupers.

Gov. Oliver is a rougli and noisy Methodist,

And blows wind like a bellows
To many verdant fellows,
While in Pauper contracts,
He seeks Robbers' barracks.

The Police and Public Robbers.

Now that Captains Leonard and Dowling
are reinstated, and as new brooms sweep
mighty clean, and as they will probably make
more arrests and rip up more rascality than
their associates during the next two months,
I will direct their attention to the tax books,
to ascertain the amount of taxes paid by De
Forest and Tisdale before they established the
Hunter Woodis Society. Also, what their
associates paid. Accredited rumor says that
all the members of the Hunter Woodis So-
ciety were drones and paupers before they
began to collect indigent funds for the Hunter
Woodis Society, and before they cunningly
devised (in connection with Cooper, Tie-
mann, Gerard, and others) the Calico Balls
at the Academy of Music and Crystal Palace.
They now have their carriages, (gold and
silver mounted,) and fast horses, and elegant
mansions, and have even had the silly bold-
ness to open an Ice Cream and Lager Bier
Saloon, on a scale of dazzling splendor and
unprecedented area, that would fascinate the
Frenchman, and bewilder the German, and
will astonish the American. So, just examine
the tax books, Leonard and Dowling, and
give me the startling statistics, and I will
publish them. And I'll bet largely in advance,
that they were paupers until they stole and
appropriated the fascinating and noble name
of Woodis, to consummate their unhallowed
schemes, to rob the Poor of the Metropolis.
" That's all," as Dr. Wallace too often says at
the close of his Junius editorials in the Herald :

Doctor, Doctor, Doctor !

You are a funny Proctor !

O De Forest and Tisdale,

You'll soon have worms, and grow pale.

Leonard and Dowling: To your task,

And in my rays, you yet may bask.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLiaATOB.

Advertisements— 25 Cents a line.

Credit— From two to four seconds, or as long as the Ad-
vertiser can hold Lis breath ! Letters and Advertisements to
be left at No. 114 Nassau street, second story, front room.

TyroTiCE

TO FARMERS AND MARKET

GARDENERS.— CiirY Inspf.ctor's Department,
N-'u- York, June 1G, 1353— In conformity with the following
p , . ,- 1 n, the Bpa< ■■ therein mentioned will be permitted t>>
be used ae ;i place, by fennel • and Gardeners, fur th<- Bale of
v g< tables and garden produce, until the hour of 12 o'clock,
p,l doily— the use t«» be free of charge :

Resolved, That permission be, ami is hereby, given to farm-
era ami market gardeners, to occupy daily, until 12 M., free of
oharge, the vacant space of the northern and Bouthern extrem-
ities oJ the intersection of Broadway and Sixth avenue, be-
twnn Tliii-tv-se.mnd and Thirty-fifth Btreets, without mfring-
ing upon the streets which tin- Baid space intersects, for the
purpose only of selling vegetables and market produce, of their
own farms or gardens, under the supervision of the City In-
spector. _

Also, by resolution of the Common Council, The use of
Ofouvernpur slip is granted to farmers and gardeners for thi
£«ic uf produce from wagons.

GEO W. MORTON, City Inspector.
JOSEPH CANNING. Sup'fc of Markets.

XTOTICE-

COREY AND SON, MERCHANT'S EX-
r haD£'\ \V;ill street, New Ymk.-Notaries Public and Com.
musioneTS.— United State's Passports issued in 38 hours,—
Bills of Exchange, Drafts, ami Notea protested,— Marine pro-
tests uotrd and extended. - „„„
EDWIN F. COKEY,
EDWIN F. COREY, Jr.

T VAN TINE, SHANGAE KESTAURANT,
*3 • No. 2, Diy street, New York.

& J. W. KAKKEK, GENERAL AUC-
TIONEERS A REAL ESTATE BROKERS. Loans
negotiated, Houses and Stores Rented, Stocks and Bonds

Si.ld ut Auctinn or Private Sale.

Also, FCRNITURE SALES attended to at private bouses.
Office, 14 Pine street, under Commonwealth Bank.

CARLTON HOUSE, 496 BROADWAY, NEW
York. Bates aud Holden, Proprietors.

THEOPHILUS BATES.
OREL J. HOLDEN.

MANUFACTURERS. -

ty, IS

Loo'_
and Gimp Bauds,

1RIMMING

YATES Sc CO., 639 Broadway, New York.
Fringes, Cords, Tassels, Loops, Gimps

-B. S.

-TO PERSONS KEEPING SWINE,

OWNERS OF PROPERTY WHERE THE SAME
MAY BE K.EPT, AND ALL OTHERS INTERESTED. At
■.meeting ol the Mayor aud Commissioners of Health, held
at the City Hall of the City of New York, Friday, June 18th,
1858. the following preamble and resolutions were adopted :

Whereas, A large number of swine are kept in various por-
tions of the citv; and whereas, it is the general practice of
persons so keeping swine, to boil offal and kitchen refuse and
garbage, whereby a highly offensive aud dangerous nuisance
ii created, therefore, he it

Resolved. That this Board, of the Mavor and Commission-
ers of Health, deeming swine kept south of (86th) street, in
this city, to be creative of a nuisance and detrimental to the
public health, therefore, the City Inspector he, and he is here-
by, authorized and directed to take, seize, and remove from
any and all places and premises, all and every swine found or
kept on any premises in any place in the city of New York
southerly of said street, and to cause all such swine to be re-
moved to the Public Pound, or other suitable place beyond the
limits of the city or northerly of said street, aud to cause all
premises or places wherein, or on which, said swine may
have been so found or kept, to be thoroughly cleaned and puri-
fied as the City Inspector shall deem necessary to secure the
preservation of the public health, and that all expenses in-
curred thereby constitute a lien on the lot, lots or premises
from which said nuisance shall have been abated or removed.

Resolved, That the foregoing resolutions shall take effect
from and alter the first day of July next, and that public no-
tice be given of the same by publication in the Corporation
papers to that date, and that notice may be given to persons
Keeping swine by circulars delivered on the premises, and
that all violations of this order be prosecuted by the proper
legal authorities, on complaint from the City Inspector or his
officers.

City Inspector's Department, >
New York, June 18, 1S58. J

All persons keeping swine, or upon whose property or prem-
ises the same may be kept, are hereby notified that the above
resolutions will "be strictly enforced from and after the tirst
day of July next.

GEO. W. MORTON, City Inspector.

WM. COULTER, Carpenter.— I have long
been engaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who
will favor me with their patronage, that I will build as good
houses, or anything else in my line, as any other carpentei in
the city of New York. I will ulso be as reasonable in charges
for my work as any other person.

WILLIAM COULTER, Carpenter.
Rear of 216 East Twentieth street, New York.

EDWARD PHALON & SON, 497 and 517 Broadway,
New York— Depots for the sale of Perfumery, and
every article connected with the Toilet.

We now introduce the "BOUQUET D'OGARITA, or
Wild Flower of Mexico," which is superior to any thing of
the kind in the civilized world.

EDWARD PHALON & SON.

QAMUEL SWEDEN, SHIP & STEAMBOAT BUILDER.—
O My Office is at No. 31 Coiiears street, New York ; and
my yards and residence are at Greenpoint. I have built
Ships and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a
long term of years, and continue to do so on reasonable
terms. SAMUEL SNEDEN.

JOHN B. WEBB, BOAT BUILDER, 713 WATER STREET
My Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by
those of any Boat Builder in the World. Give me a call,
and if I don't please you, I will disdain to charge you for
what does not entirely satisfy you. JOHN B. WEBB.

GERARD BETTS & CO., AUCTION AND
Commission Merchants, No. 106, Wall street, corner of
Front street, New York.

WAV. OSBORN, MERCHANT TAILOR,
• 9 Chamber street, near Chatham street, New York.

OLOMON BANTA, Architect, No. 93 Amos

trcet, New York. 1 have built as many houses and stores
as any Architect in this city, or the United States, and I can

Eroduce vouchers to that effect ; and I flatter myself that I can
uild edifices that will compare favorably, in point of beauty
and durability, with those of any architect in this country. 1
am prepared to receive orders in my Tine of business, at No.
93 Amos street, New York.

SOLOMON BANTA.

ROBERT ONDERDONK — THIRTEENTH
Ward Hotel, 4U5 and 407 Grand street, corner of Clinton

street, New York.

FRANCIS B. BALDWIN, WHOLESALE
and RETAIL CLOTHING & FURNISHING WARE-
HOUSE, 70 and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Hester sts.,
New York. Largo and elegant assortment of Youths' and
Boys' Clothing. F. B. BALDWIN,

J J. G. BARNUM.

P. B. BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense
Establishment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY ! An en-
tire New Stock of GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S aud CHIL-
DREN'S CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best
workmen in the city, is now opened for inspection. Also, a
superior stock of FURNISHING GOODS. All articles are
of the Best Quality, and bavins been purchased during the
erisis, WILL BE "SOLD VERY LOW! The Custom De-
partment contains the greatest variety of CLOTHS, CASSi-
MERES, andVESTINGS.

Mr. BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G BAR-
NUM, who has had great experience iu the business, having
been thirty years connected with the leading Clothing Es-
tablishments of the city.

THOMAS A. DUNN, 506 EIGHTH AVENUE,
has a very choice assortment of Wines, Brandies, Cor-
dials, and Segars, which he will sell at prices that will yield a
fair profit. All my democratic friends, and my immediate as-
sociates iu the Boards of Aldermen aud Couneilmen are re-
spectfully invited to call in their rambles throughEig hth Ave-
nue, and enjoy a good Havana segar, and nice, sparkling
champagne, and very exbilerating brandy. For the negars, 1
will charge my political friends and associates ouly five pence
each, and for the brandy only ten pence per half gill, and for
the champagne only four shillings a glass, or two dollars a bot-
tle.

So call, kind friends, and sing a glee,
And laugh and smoke and drink wiih me,
Sweet Sangaree
Till you can't see:
( ChoruM — At your expense !

(Which pays my rents,)
For my fingers do you see
O'er my nose gyrating free 1

THOMAS A. DUNN. No. 506 Eighth avenue.

WILLIAM M. TWEED, CHAIR, & OFFICE
Furniture Dealer and Manufacturer,
No. 289 Broadway, corner of Read street New York. Room

No. 15.

TRUSSES, ELASTIC STOCKINGS, SHOUL-
der Brai es, Supporters, Bandages, Ac. H. L. Parsons,
M D. Office, 4 Ann street, under the Museum.

ALANSON T. BRIGGS— DEALER IN FLOUR BARRELS,
Molasses Casks, Water, and all other kinds of Casks.
Also, new flour barrels and half-barrels; a large supply
constantly on hand. Mv Stores are at Nos. 62, 63, 64, 69,
73, 75, 77 and 79 Rutger's Slip ; at 235, 237, and 239 Cherry
street ; also, in South and Water streets, between Pike and
Rutger's Slip, extending from street to street. My yards in
Williamsburgh are at Furman & Co.'s Dock. My yards in
New York are at the corner of Water and Gouverneur
streets; and in Washington street, near Canal ; and at Le-
roy Place. My general Office is at 64 Rutger's Slip.

ALANSON T. BUIGGS.

ASHION HOUSE.— JOSEPH HYDE PRO-

prietor, corner Grand aud Essex street. Wines, Liquors,
and Cigars of the best brands. He invites his friends to give
him a call. Prompt and courteous attention given his patrons.

WILLIAM A. CONKLIN, ATTORNEY AND
COUNSELLOR AT LAW, No. 176 Chatham street,
New York. Any business entrusted to his charge from citi-
zens of this city or any part of the country, will receive prompt
and faithful attention, and bo conducted on reasonable terms.
WILLIAM A. CONKLIN.

HERRING'S PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BUR-
glar Proof Safe, wiih H til's Patent Powder Proof
locks, afford the greaiest security of any Safe iu the world.
Also. Sideboard and Parlor Safes, of elegant workmanship
a(,d finish, for plate, &c. S. C. HERRING & CO.,

251 Broadway.

JAMES MELENFY, (SUCCESSOR TO SAMUEL
Hopper.) Grocer, and Wholesale and Retail Dealer in
Pure Country Milk. Teas, Coffee, Sugars A Spices. Flour,
Butter, Lard. Chefse, Eggs Ac No. 158, Eighth Avenue.
Near 18th Street, New York. Families bupplied by leaving
their-address at ihe Store.

BOOT <$■ SHOE EMPORIUMS. EDWIN A. BHOoKS,
Importer and Manufacturer of Hoots, Shoes A Gaiter6,

Wholesale and Ret
Street, New York.

ii, No. 575 Broadway, and 15U Fulto

MC SPEDON AND BaKEK'S STATIONERY WARE
house and Envelope Manufactory, Nos. 29, 31, and
33. Beekman Street, New York.

Envelopks of dll patterns, styles and quality, on hand,
and made to order for the trade and others, by Steam Ma-
chinery. Patented April 8ih, 1856.

JAMES DONNELLY'S COAL YARD,—
Twenty-sixth street and Second Avenue. I always have
•11 hinds of coal ou hand, and of the very best quality, which
I will sell sslow as auy other coal dealer in the United States.
JAMES DONNELLY.

OLEY'S CELEBRATED " GOLD PENS."

For Bale by all Stationers and Jeweller*.
OFFICE AND STOKE,

163 BROADWAY.

MRS. S. S. BIRD'S LADIES' AND GENTLE-
mrn'i Dining aud Oyster Saloons, No 31 Canal street,
near East Broadway, and 264 Divibiun street, New York.
Oyators Pickled to Order.

COZZENS' HOTEL COACHES,— STABLE, Nos 34 and
36 Canal Street. New York-
I will .strive hard to please ..II those generous citizens
who will kindly favor me with their patronage.

EDWARD VaN RANST.

JW MASON, MANUFACTURER. WHOLESALE and
. Retail dealers in all kinds of Chairs. Wash Stands,
Settees Ac 377 A 379 Pearl Street. New York.

Cane aud Wood Seat ChairB, in Boxes, for Shipping.

BENJAMIN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, IN Real
Estate. Houses and stores and lots lor sale in all
parts of the city. Office at the junction of Broadway.
Seventh Avenue, and Forty-Suth Street.

r?ULLMER AND WOOD. CARRIAGE Manufacturers,
F 239 West 19th Street, New York.

Horseshoeing done with despatch, and in the most sci
snttfic manner, and on reasonable terms-

I^ULTON IRON WORKS.— JAMES MURPHY & CO.,
manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines, Boilers,
&c. Iron aud Brass Castings, foot of Cherry street, East
River.

RADD1CK & IIOGAN, SAlLMAKERS, No. 272 South
Street, New Yoik.
Awnings, Tents, and Bags made to order.

JESSE A. BRADDIOK,
RICHARD IIOGAN.

N. GENIN, FASHIONABLE IIaTTER, 214 Broad-
way, New York.

lENlN'S LADIES' & CHILDREN'S OUTFITTING
Bazaar, 513 Broadway, ( St Nicholas Hotel, N. Y.)

"4A7ILLIAM M. SOMERVILLE, WHOLESALE AND
VV Retail Druggist and Apothecary, 205 Bleeckerst ,
corner Minetla, opposite Cottage Place. New York. All the
popular Patent Medicines, fies-h Swedish Leeches, Cup-
ping, Ac. Physicians* Prescriptions accurntely prepaied.
WM. M. SOMEUVILLE.

AW. A T. HUME, MERCHANT TAILORS, No.
• 82 Sixth Avenue, New York. We keep a large and
elegant assortment of every article that a gentleman re-
quiies. We make Coats, Vests and Pants, after the latest
Parisian fashions, and on reasonable terms.

A. W. A T. HUME.

THE WASHINGTON, By BARTLETT A GATES,
No. 1 Broadway, New York. Come and see us, good
friends, and eat and d-ink and be merry, in the same capa-
cious and patriotic halls where ihe immortal Washington's
voice and laugh once reverberated.
O come to <-ur Hotel,
And you'll be treated welt.

BARTLETT A GATES.

EXCELSIOR PRINTING HOUSE, 211 CENTRE ST., 18
furnished with every facility, latest improved presses,
and the newest styles of type— for the excution of Book,
Job and Ornamental Printing. Call and see specimens.

CMIARLES FRANCIS, SADDLER, (ESTABLISHED IN
/ 1808,) Sign of the Golden Horse, 89 Bowery, New York,
opposite the Theatre. Mr. F. will sell his articles as low as
any other Saddler in America, and warrant them to be equal
to any in the World.

HN. WILD, STEAM CANDY MANUFACTURER, No.
• 451 Broadway, bet. Grand and Howard streets, New
York. My Iceland* Moss and Flaxseed Caudy will cure
Coughs and Sneezes in a very short time.

JAMES GRIFFITHS, (Late CHATFIELD k GRIFFITHS,)
No. 273 Grand St., New York. A large stock of well-se-
lected Cloths, Cassimeres, Vestings, Ac , on hand. Gent's,
Youths' and Children's Clothing, Cut and Made in the most
approved style. All cheap for Cash.

J AGATE & CO., MEN'S FURNISHING GOODS
■ and Shirt Manufacturers. 256 Broadway, New York

Shirts made to order and guaranteed to fit.
J. AGATE, F. W. TALK1NGTON.

BILLIARD TABLES.— PHELAN'S IMPROVED BIL-
Iiard Tables and Combination Cushions— Protected by
letters patent, da'ed Feb. 19, 1856; Oct 28, 1856; Dec. 8,
1857; Jan. 12,1858. The recent improvements in ihese
Tables make them uusurpassed in the world. They arc
now offered to the scientific Milliard players as combining
speed with truth, never before obtained in any Billiard Table,
sales-rooms Nos. 786 and 788 Broadway, New York. Manu-
factory No. 53 Ann Street.

O'CONNOR & COLLENDOR, Sole Manufacturers.

SL. OLMSTEAD, IMPORTER, MANUFACTURER
t and Jobber of Men's Furnishing Goods, No. 24 Bar-
clay Street, corner of Church, New York.

CB. HATCH, HILLER A MERSEREAU, Importers
• and Jobbers of MenV Furnishing Goods, and Manu-
facturers of the Golden Hill Shirts, 99 Chambers Street, N
E. corner Church Street, New York.

A. ROSENMILLER, DRUGGIST, NO. 172 EIGHTH

* Avenue. New Y»rk. Cupping A Leeching. Medi-
cines at ail hours.

>7sj^ Kr JCB^o

Volume I— No. 15.]

SATURDAY, JULY 31, 1858.

[Price 2 Cents.

James Gordon Bennett and Fanny

Elssler.

Fanny's Parlor.

Bennett (Softly knocks) — Fanny, dear, aro
you in?

Fawny— Who's there?

Bennett — Thy friend.

Fanny — -Thy name ?

Bennett — James Gordon Bennett.

Fanny — Gracious Heaven! (She unlocks
the door.)

Enter Bennett.

Bennett — Good morning-, sweet Fanny.

Fanny — A kind salutation to my noble
friend.

Bennett— Where's Wyckoff?

Fanny — I don't know.

Bennett — Will he return soon ?

Fanny — I guess not.

Bennett — Then come and sit in my lap.

Fanny — I will. (She bounds to Bennett's
knees.)

Bennett — Now kiss me.

Finny — There! (Smack! smack! smack!
and the last on his lips.)

Bennett — O! how sweet!

Fanny (archly) — You don't say !

Bennett — Yes, I do.

Funny — And so do I.

Bennett — Then give me another cluster of
kisses.

Fanny — I'll give yon a dozen or a hundred, if
you will only puff me well, and fill the theatre
every night.

Bennett— Have I not puffed you well, my
darling?

Fanny — W-e-1-1 — y-e-s. Wyckoff says I am
increasing my popularity every day. And
now if you will only continue topvff me, my
dear Mr. Bennett, I will hug and kiss you, and
love you ever so dearly. And do yon know
that I intend to give your beautiful wife some
precious jewels ?

Bennett — Wyckoff said you contemplated a
splendid donation to my fair lady.

Fanny — Oyes, dear Mr. Bennett, the jewels
are all purchased, and your dear wife shall
have them soon.

Bennett — Hush! fair creature ! Don't talk
so loudly. Is the door locked ? I hear foot-
steps. Some one ascends the stairs. If you
are seen in my lap, old Mordecah M. Noah
will get hold of it, and put it in his Caudle
Lectures, which bite me terribly.

Fanny — The door is locked, and you need
not be afraid, as it is only the servant coming
to bring me some wine and water, and to dust
my parlor.

Bennett — Well, give me one more fervent
kiss, and let in the servant, and I will depart,
and return soon, unless you expect Wyckoff.
It won't do for us both to be here at the same
time, you know, eh?

Fanny — I hardly think it will, although I
love you both.

Servan t — (Knocks.)

Fanny — Busy 1 (Servant goes down stairs.)

Bennett — Which do you love best — me or
Wyckoff?

Fanny — I love you the best, dear Mr. Ben-
nett. Most people call Wyckoff the hand-
somest, but I think you are the prettiest man
I ever saw. Your voice is so sweet, and your
complexion so fair, and -your features so Gre-
cian, and your smile so lovely, and your heart
so kind, and your figure so commanding, and
your eyes so expressive of a large humanity.
O, Mr. Bennett, I most dearly love you, and
now I desire to know if you love me, and how
much ? And before you tell me, there's an-
other luscious kiss on your fragrant lips. And
now, dear friend, do tell me how much you
love your grateful and affectionate Fanny ?

Bennett — 0, I love yon most ardently, and
I have a mind to give Wyckoff a touch of the
Italian, and marry you, and hide ourselves in
some deep mountain glen of my beloved Scot-
land.

Fanny — 0, if you would only do all that.

Bmnett — What ! kill Wyckoff, and marry
you, and desert my devoted wife and child ?

Fanny — To be sure. Did you not say you
would ?

Bennett — Heaven! Fanny! I am very
nervous. Your extraordinary fascinations will
ruin me, and I must fly.

Fanny — Whither ?

Bennett — To my office.

Fanny — What! Havn't you the pluck to
kill Wyckoff, and marry me, and all my jewels,
and the vast possessions I have acquired
through my grace and agility ?

Bennett — Darm it, Fanny, no more to-day.
Give me a parting kiss, and I will go, and we
will resume this delightful theme to-morrow,
when Wyckoff is promenading Broadway, or
arranging your affairs at the Theatre and the
printing offices. So, good-by, my adored Fan-
ny — farewell, my precious solace and incom-
parable divinity.

Fanny — A fond adieu, my charming ad-
mirer. Come againto-morrow, or I shall die.
(She cries like a female Crocodile.)
. Bennett — Farewell.

Fanny — Farewell — my benefactor. O fare-
well !

(He goes, and Fanny leaps, and dances, and

laughs, and screams, and wildly rejoices over
his departure.)

The reader must now imagine the lapse of many

years.

Bennett's Office.

Bennett — Mr. Hudson, don't let Ross &
Tousey have any more Heralds (or their coun-
try agents.

Hudson— Why ?

Bennett — Because I learn that they have
got all my little private arrangements with
Fanny Elssler stereotyped, and intend to pub-
lish my connection and black mail operations
with Elssler and Wyckoff, which will mortify
me extremely, and forever degrade me in the
eyes ot the people, and of my wife and child-
ren.

Hudson — I will see that Boss & Tousey ob-
tain no more //. raids,

Bennett — Give the order immediately, to
expel Boss & Tousey forever from our estab-
lishment.

Hudson — I will. (Bings the bell.)
Enter Paper Superintendent.

Superintendent — What is your desire, Mr.
Hudson?

Hudson — Let Ross & Tousey have no more
Heralds. They have offended Mr. Bennett.

Superintendent — Is it possible ? I'll see that
they get no more Heralds. (He goes.)

(Hudson goes to Bennett's private room.)

Hudson — I have given your order, and it
will be instantly obeyed.

Bennett — That will suffice. (Hudson retires.)

(To be continued.)

Richard B. Connolly and other Conspira.
tors against my Liberty.

In 1S55, Richard B. Connolly said he would
give me a clerkship in the County Clerk's
Office, if I would not expose his unnaturalized
alienage. I declined his infamous proposition.
He then got Alderman John Kelly to read a
letter to the Board of Aldermen, declaring
that he was born in Ireland, and first landed
in Philadelphia, where he got naturalized in
Independence Hall, and that he valued the frame
that contauied the evidences of his naturaliza-
tion, more than any piece of furniture in his
honse, and invited all to call at his residence, and
behold its graceful suspension on his parlor wall.
I called, and his wife assured me that her hus-
band was absent, and that his naturalization
papers were in a trunk, and that he had got
the kej r . Alderman John H. Briggs called,
when Connolly was at home, but he was not
permitted to see the evidences of his naturali-
zation. Other citizens, and many of Con-

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

nolly's most intimate friends called and de-
sired to see his naturalization papers, bul be
declined to show them. I then went to 1'hila-
(1 ilphia, and got certificates from the clerks of
all the Courts, that Richard 1!. Connolly, of
Ireland, was never naturalized in the Phila-
delphia Courts, and I returned, and published
the results of my visit to Philadelphia in the
York Times, and otlier journals, and also
stated that Connolly strove to bribe me not to
I pose his alienage. At the election of County
Clerk, which followed these events, Connolly
did not vote, and "when taunted with his re-
fusal to vote by his adversaries, he excused
himself on the ground that he had bet largely
on several candidates, and dared not vote.
This was the very small aperture through
which he crawled. And this is the scamp who
i- to impannel the jury by which I am soon
to be tried for the alleged libel of Tiemann
and Cooper and Connolly's most sacred friend,
Simeon Draper, with whom he was long a
clerk, and with whom he has been connected
in schemes of plunder and political villainy for
nearly a quarter of a century. From Con-
nolly's notorious character as a sly and cun-
ning and treacherous rascal, and Jury Packer,
I ballot stuffer, and public robber, 1 have
every reason to believe that he will pack the
jury that will try me. And he has four
powerful motives for packing my jury, and
s>: nding me to Blackwell's Island : And firstly,
to avenge my exposure of his perjured alien-
age, and secondly, to prove his fidelity to
his old friend, Simeon Draper, and thirdly, to
win the favor of Tiemann and Cooper, and
secure their support of hint as Comptroller,
and fourthly, to incarcerate me while he seeks
his nomination and election as Comptroller,
so that I cannot expose his perjured alienage
and nefarious crimes, during his efforts to ob-
tain an office, which will enable him to steal
millions from the Treasury, and thus rob the
toiling millions of ther bread and raiment and
shelter from the pitiless elements, and drive
many a lovely virgin, of sick and indigent
parents, to the horrors of prostitution. In
1852, he was almost penniless, but now he is
worth a million of dollars, which he has
stolen directly from the pockets of the honest
and laborious classes, for whom he profess-
es exhaustless love. With the Mayor and
i larly all the Executive Departments, and
Connolly, Draper, Sickles, Hart, and the
Herald, Times, and Trihviie, and other jour-
nals, and Peter Cooper, and Ex-Mayor Kings-
land, and other millionaires against me, it
seems almost impossible to escape a sojourn
at Blackwell's Island, but I have confidence
in God and truth and justice, and I defy all
the powers of earth to vanquish my soul.
And I most fervently thank the Great Dis-
poser of Events, that if I am consigned to a
felon's cell, it will not be for robbing the
friendless multitudes, like such thieves as Tie-
mann, Cooper, Draper, and Connolly, who
may not be incarcerated and tortured for their
deeds of villainy while living, although a
b rrible retribution awaits them beyond the
grave. Stephen, of old, was stoned for his
virtues, and Socrates poisoned, and the Saviour
crucified, and a poor, humble, and friendless
heing like me, may be imprisoned, and forced
to die in a dungeon, for exposing the public
robbers of the present generation. But I will
not murmur at the terrible ordeal through
which I am about to pass. For 0y fidelity
to tho people, I may lose my liberty. Be it
so. And when the public thieves have con-
signed me to a lonely and dreary cell, and my
frail form slowly wastes away, and I am for-
ever gone, my absent soul will only crave a
humble mound, and the tears of the virtuous,
to bless and fertilise the pretty flowers that
prance over my grassy hillock, in the mild
summer perfume.

>teplun f . §rant|j's Jdlipt0r.

NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JTJLY 31, 1858.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S "ALLIGATOR" CAN BE

i.lhiM . .1 (it all hnurs, at wholesale and retail, at No. 114 Nus-
buu Street, (Second Story), near Ann Street, New York.

My Trial.

Mr. Sedgwick informs me that I will be
tried on the first Monday in August. I shall
lie ready, and I dare Mayor Tiemann to meet
me on that memorable day. It grieves me to
know that my witnesses will overwhelm him
with disgrace, because his wife and children
will be degraded through all their posterity.
But for Tiemann, and Peter Cooper, and Ed-
ward Cooper, I have no sympathy, because
they have been recreant to the people, in their
appointment of thieves and assassins to the
most lucrative and honorable offices. Daniel
F. Tiemann lias been a hypocrite and a public
thief, since he was Alderman in 1838. 'Peter
Cooper has been a public plunderer since he
was Alderman in 1828, and a heartless miser
through all his days ; and Daniel and Peter
are training young Edward to imitate their
pernicious example. Peter Cooper is the fa-
ther of illegitimate children, who reside in the
vicinity of his Glue Factory, at Bushwick, and
1 >anicl F. Tiemann has long kept a mistress on
Randall's Island, and committed other deeds
of hell, as I will prove on the first Monday in
August. Let there be no postponement of the
trial, as I yearn for a conflict, that will con-
sign the foes of the people to undying infamy.

National Degeneration !

What a consummate band of scamps wield
the destinies of this nation. From President
to Treasurer, and Collector, and official Sex-
ton, all is blai k-;nail, fornication, ballot-stutl'-
ing, and unblushing robbery. Who can re-
spect a President, who will permit such a vil-
lain as James Gordon Bennett to be a guest at
his table, and dictate his domestic and foreign
appointments, and demand the publication of
the "List of Letters" in his chameleon and
most infamous Journal, to the exclusion of the
New York Sun, which has the highest city
circulation, and which should publish the Let-
ters according to the Acts of Congress. Did
not Bennett first support George Law, and
then Fremont, down to the last hour of the
election ? And did he not traduce Buchanan,
as no other man in America ? And why does
Buchanan kiss the rod that strove to smite
him? And why does he permit him to visit
the White LTouse, as his most distinguished
guest? Is it because he fears he will expose
the motive of his intimate relations with Daniel
E. Sickles, and give some curious reminis-
cences of Fanny White's notorious tour in
Europe, while Dan was his Private Secretary
and flying Minister to Spain? Ostensibly, it
was Buchanan's fear of Bennett's hostility to
his Kansas views, but in reality, it was his
dread of Bennett's disclosure of hellish domes-
tic events, during Fanny White's European
pilgrimage, that induced Buchanan to proffer
Bennett the freedom of the White House, and
that forced him to unite Bennett and Sickles
in perpetual friendship. I can show where
Bennett squints at Dan and Fan and Buck in
the Herald, which shook the White House to
its deep foundation. Two famous harlots long
kept Daniel E. Sickles and Emanuel B. Hart,
and the latter lives with a woman now, on the
principles of Turkish Free Love. Fanny
White kept Sickles until he went to board
with a dancing master, whose wife he soon
allures from the bed of her husband, and
drives him from his own house. He then se-'
duces their daughter, a mere child, who be-
came six month's pregnant. Ho now fears

the law, and gets Bishop Hughes to marry
him to the lovely and youthful creature of his
seduction. He then introduces Mayor Am-
brose C. Kingslaud to his wile's mother, with
whom Kingslaud has sexual intercourse. He
then asks Mayor Kingsland to give him a cer-
tificate, that he had been married six months
before, to cover the pregnancy of his wife.
Kingsland hesitates, when Dan threatens to ex-
pose lils sexual intercourse with his wife's
mother. Kingsland becomes alarmed and gives
Dan the marriage certificate, and all is tran-
quil. When Dan became James Buchanan's
Private Secretary, at the Court of St. James,
Fanny White visited London, and was very
intimate with Buchanan, and Dan gave her
passports all over Europe, as Mrs. James Gor-
don Bennett. Bennett ascertained this, and
hence the long and bitter quarrel between Dan
and Bennett. Dan got the Hon. John Wheeler
to give Fanny White letters of introduction to
certain parties at Niagara Falls, as Mrs. James
Gordon Bennett. Fanny White now lives in
New York, and Dan is still friendly with her,
although she is kept by another. Emanuel
B. Hart was long kept by Eliza Pratt, who
got tired of him, and discarded him. He sub-
sequently took a notorious wanton, named
Louise Wallace, from a house of ill-fame, and
lives with her now, and introduces her into
the first circles of society. Sickles is now a
member of Congress, and the most influential
man under Buchanan in the White House, and
Hart was appointed by Buchanan, Surveyor
of the Port of New York, which is considered
next in importance to the office of Collector.
And yet there are no earthquakes. And the
people tamely submit to this monstrous degra-
dation. And these revelations may lead to a
scuffle of death between Sickles, Hart, and my-
self. But if I were sure that my brains were
to be strewn upon the pavement, I would dis-
close to the American people, that their pub-
lic servants are thieves, and fornicators, and
ballot -stuffers, and black-mailers. Public men
who will keep vile women, or (what is infinite-
ly more degrading,) be kept and fed and clothed
by concubines, like Hart and Sickles, should
bo exposed and loathed by all virtuous minds.
And Buchanan should be more despised than
Hart and Sickles, for his known intimacy with
them for years, and with Fanny White, and
for his appointment of Hart as Surveyor, and
for chopping off the heads of a hundred worthy
officials, at the instigation of such a notorious
rake, and thief, and ballot-stuffer as Daniel E.
Sickles. Buchanan fears Sickles, Hart, Ben-
nett, and Fanny White ! God of Heaven'!
How the national morals have degenerated
during the present century. At a recent din-
ner at the White House sat the President, Ben-
nett, Russell, Hart and Sickles. The Presi-
dent sat beside Mrs. Dan Sickles — Bennett sat
next to Mrs. Judge Russell — Russell sat alono
— Emauel B. Hart sat next to his Mistress,
and Sickles next to Fanny White. What a
mournful sacrilege ! Violated shades of Wash-
ington ! Jefferson ! and Jackson ! O Vernon !
and Montieello! and tho Hermitage! may thy
hallowed verdure be forever green and fragrant.
And paralysed be the monsters who trample thy
mounds, and blight thy pretty violets. And is
there an American, or a naturalized foreigner
whose cheeks do not crimson at a bacchanal
like this, iu the sacred atmosphere of great
Washington's mausoleum? What! Shall a
gang like this be permitted to desecrate the
balls and seats once occupied by the most il-
lustrious patriots that ever graced the earth?
0, Father of Heaven! Do not abandon the
honest Americans, nor the patriot pilgrims to
theso happy shores, who still are grateful for
Thy protection of their immortal Fathers, and
who will strive to elect men to wield their
destinies, who cherish Thee, and will legislate
for the honor and welfare and glory of their

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

beloved country. Do not desert them, God!
is the fervent prayer of millions of noble
Americans, and of all naturalized foreigners,
who truly love Thee, and the free and sunny
laud of their adoption.

Does Mayor Tiemann know what became
of the Lime Kiln Man? Most horrible
disclosures ! In God's name, where are
the People ?

William O. Webb, now Superintendent of
Potter's Field, who was appointed by the Ten
Governors, sold and delivered last winter, five
hundred corpses to the body snatchers, and
has sold about the same number for several
winters past, for which he and others received
$17 for each corpse, forming an aggregate of
$8,500 that was received each winter. The
bodies are disinterred in the night, during the
favorable tides, and carried from Potter' sField
to the Dead House, on the shore of Ward's
Island, — sometimes in a sleigh, and sometimes
in a wheelbarrow, — and delivered to the body
snatchers, awaiting their arrival at the Dead
House. William O. Webb directs the grave
diggers to give no corpses to the body snatch-
ers, who died of small pox, or other contagious
diseases, nor badly mutilated bodies. Michael
Gilmore was an Assistant Grave Digger, and
is now a clerk of the Superintendent of Pot-
ter's Field. Wm. O. Webb's salary is $800 per
annum — a house free of rent — a farm — fuel, and
provisions, from the Ten Governors — and four
paupers and a servant to manage his farm.
Sometimes he has fifteen paupers to work his
farm. Webb's clerk receives $400 a year, and
his wife $200, and they have a large house
and extensive grounds, and a servant and fuel
and provisions from the Ten Governors.
"Webb employs a boy, about sixteen years old,
who buries the dead, and who has $300 per
annum. This boy receives the dead bodies,
and selects such as the Doctors desire, imme-
diately on their reception at Potter's Field.
Sometimes an arm or a leg is dissevered, and
sold to the Doctors. After the bodies are re-
moved, the coffins are sawed and chopped, and
packed in bags, and taken to Harlem, and used
as fire wood. The bodies are stripped of their
dead clothes, and the best part sold in the city,
as apparel, and the residue as rags, which con-
st, 'intly exposes the city to contagion. The
Ten Governors are familiar with these facts,
and have some knowledge of what is done
with the money that is received for the dead
bodies. William O. Webb has long been the
warm personal and political friend of Gover-
nor Daniel F. Tiemann, whose mutual rela-
tions have been of such a peculiar nature
that, although Gov. Tiemann has often been
apprised of Webb's monstrous proceedings, yet
he dared not advance a step towards his re-
moval. Webb's expenses as Superintendent
of Potter's Field are $5,000 per annum. A
respectable man, with the best security,
proposed to Mayor Tiemann, when he was
Governor, to assume the management of
Potter's Field, for $1,000 per annum, without
the salaries, houses, farms, paupers, and ser-
vants, fuel, and provisions that the Superin-
tendent and Clerk, and their wives then and
now receive, forming an aggregate of $5,000
per annum, exclusive of the $8,500 received by
the Superintendent and others tor dead bodies.
And yet, such were the peculiar relations sub-
sisting between Gov. Tiemann and Mr. Webb,
that the former dared not accept a proposition
so favorable to the Treasury of the City, for
whose economical disbursements Gov.Tiemann
professes such anxious regard. One of the
grave diggers refused to sell the body snatch-
ers any more bodies, and informed Gov. Tie-
mann of his determination, who exclaimed,
with much levity : " If you interfere witli their
business, there will be no inquest held over

your body." Webb sold the corpse of his number of fools that read their nonsense, and

wife's uncle, whose name was Brown, a builder,
and when Brown's relatives desired his body for
respectable interment, Webb placed another
corpse in the coffin, and sent it to them, which
they interred as their dear relative^ The
Lime Kiln Man was borne to Potter's Field,
and when his friends heard the sad intelligence
of his death and pauper interment, they raised
funds, which they gave to Webb, with direc-
tions to exhume and respectably inter him.
But Webb could not find the Lime Kiln Man,
and placed another corpse in a coffin, and
buried it, and when the friends of the Lime
Kiln Man came to Potter's Field, Mr. Webb
led^them to a grave, which" he assured them
was the Lime Kiln Man's. At my trial, on
the first Monday in August, I shall summon
the Doctor, and the body snatchers connected
with him, and the superintendent, clerk, grave
diggers, and all others engaged in this awful
sacrilege, to unmask the scoundrels connected
with our public institutions.

Bennett, Greeley, and Raymond.

New York is the seat of Commerce, afflu-
ence, intelligence, and journalism, and the
devii has placed at the head of the Press, three
such rogues as Bennett, Greeley, and Ray-
mond. I have personally known these des-
perate jugglers for twenty years, and if the
reader is sceptical, when I brand them as un-
paralleled scoundrels, let him refer to the files
of these editors, who fiercely denounce, and
clearly prove each other to be incomparable
villains, and in parallel columns, they assume
to be the censors of the public morals, and
anathematise rogues of every grade and coun-
try, whom they strive to allure to the
embraces of the sacred virtues. The mighty
destinies of our country are in the grasp of
heartless black mail editors, and Bennett,
Greeley, and Raymond never unite in matters
of public good, nor in the election of meritori-
ous citizens to public office. And when they
scream loudest for the propagation of the pub-
lic virtues, and the creation of wise public
measures, their eyes are fastened on the devil,
and his imps, and overshadowing schemes of
public plunder. Their opinions have not half
the force and purity of the humblest citizens,
and yet, like foreign despots, they thrust their
heresies into our skulls, and in connection
with officials, as infamous as themselves,
(whom they elect,) they trample our most
sacred rights, and slyly appropriate the public
treasure, and violate all laws, human and di-
vine, and from whose editorial edicts there is
no appeal. And thus the public evils of our
country flow from such polluted sources, as
the Herald, Times, and Tribune, If these
three editors were as pure and patriotic as
they profess to be, they would unite in the
advocation of honest men for office, and dis-
charge their thievish correspondents at Albany
and Washington, (who are in collusion with
official robbers, by direction of their employ-
ers,) and invariably oppose the election of
vicious men to office'. Bennett, Greely, and
Raymond, and other editorial rogues, never
advocate the election of a man to office, with-
out the pledge of a share of his influence and
spoils, which is the real source of our public
evils. They black mail on a scale of startling
magnitude and boldness. They watch, with
ceaseless vigilance, for facilities to seize the
pap from the private and public purse. They
level their fleetest and most envenomed ar-
rows at the subordinate municipal officers,
Mayors, Governors, National 'Collectors, Re-
presentatives, Senators, Cabinet officers, and
the President, himself, whom they force to
yield to their demands, or they spread terror
into the camps of these public vultures. Ben-
nett, Greeley, and Raymond have obtained
their prodigious power, through the large

black mail philippics. If these idiots would
cease to read their vile and selfish stuff, and
patronise those editors who proclaim the
truth, and strive to promote the public wel-
fare, such men as Bennett, Greeley, and Ray-
mond would soon become the paupers and
loafers and scamps of twenty years ago, when
they had no place to lay their wicked skulls,
nor credit for a loaf of bread.

The Peter Cooper Institute!

In front of this sham Institute is painted, in
blazing letters: "These Stores, and the Story
above to Let. Enquire in office, 2d story."
And Peter might have advertised a portion of
the stories above the two lower stories, as ho
has rooms to let in every story of the build-
ing. Even around the lecture room, in the
second and third stories, he has constructed
small rooms to let to any adventurer who
comes along. Such was his avarice, and so
greedy was he to gouge all the area he possi-
bly could from earth and Heaven, that he dug
as far towards China as he dared, and ap-
proached Heaven's dome, until his architect
warned him to stop, lest the whole edifice
tumble into one common ruin, so feeble was
the building's foundation. And now, Peter
Cooper! I demand you to instantly surrender
your right and that of your heirs, (including
Mayor Tiemann and Edward Cooper.) to the
building known as the Cooper Institute. You
have made a great noise, for half a dozen years,
about your extraordinary philanthropy, and
you have publicly proclaimed, a thousand
times, that you intended to give your "Art
and Science" edifice to the city, entirely for
educational purposes. And you have got its
tax of $8,000 reduced with this plea. And you
have also got the Croton water tax removed,
although you have got a steam engine in the
building. And yet you still hold the proper-
ty, in the name of yourself and heirs, and from
what I know of your penurious propensities,
I could almost swear that you never meant to
give it to the city. Was not the building pub-
licly dedicated long since? And where are
the three thousand pupils, with green satchels,
with whom we all expected to see the build-
ing teem? There is more cheerfulness and
utility in the deserts of Arabia, and the classic
ruins and crumbling desolations of the Ancient
States, than in the dismal and Shylock echoes
of your bogus and uncomely structure. And
why do you still clutch it to your heart, like
an expiring miser, his miserable dross? And
why did you so construct the building, as to
render it utterly inappropriate for students ?
You have told beggars, high and low, for half
a dozen years, that you could not give them
a crurn of thread, because you were devoting
all your surplus means to the construction of
the Cooper Institute. And now that it is
erected, and you have got all you desired,
(and have toiled thirty years to achieve,) in
the election of Tiemann, your son-in-law, as
Mayor, through your specious and fallacious
Philanthropy, and in the appointment of Ed-
ward Cooper, your own son, as Street Com-
missioner, by Tiemann, — after you have reach-
ed the goal of your miserly and ungodly am-
bition, and have got all New York in your
breeches pocket, I find you apply your fingers
to your infernal nose, and hurl defiance at the
people, whom you have bamboozled, and
evince a disposition to forever hold the build-
ing over which you have raised such a clatter
for half a dozen years, and now actually ad-
vertise the stores and rooms of nearly the en-
tire edifice, and of course, will put the rents
in yonr yawning pockets, in the name of the
President and Board of Trustees of the im-
mortal Cooper Institute, which illustrious
Chartered Body only comprises Peter Cooper!
Peter ! Peter! you are a consummate impos-

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

tor, and all tfce people will soon conceive you
to be so, unless yon instantly disgorge the
property you long promised t<> give them for
educational purposes. And now, Peter, go t<>
the City Hall at once, and record the Institute
in the name of the people, who will ever bless
you for your noble philanthropy.

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rertlser can hold his breath ! Letters And Advertisements to
be left at No. 114 Nassau street, second story, front room.

-Li GARDENERS.— City Inspector's Department,
New fork, June U5, 1868.— In conformity with the following
tion, the space therein mentioned will be permitted to
be used as a place, by .farmers and gardeners, for the sale of
vegetables and garden produce, until the hour of I- o*i i i i.,
M , daily — the use to be free of charge :

Et ■•■ Ived Tltat permission be, and is hereby, {riven to funn-
els and market garcLenprs, to occupy daily, until 12 M., free of
charge, the vacant space of the northern and southern extra
itiesofthe intersection of Broadway and .Sixth avenue, be-
tween Thirty-second and Thirty-fifth streets^ without Infring-
ing up n the streets which the said space intersects, for the
purpose uuly oi celling vegetables and market produce, of their
own farms or gardens, under the supervision of the City In
spector.

Also, by resolution of the Common Council, The use of
Gouverneur slip is granted to farmers aud gardeners for the
side of produce from wagons.

GEO. W. MORTON, Citv Inspector.

JOSEPH CANNING. Sup't of Markets.

FULLMER AND \VofU>, TARMAGE Manufacturers.
239 West luih Street, New York.
Horse-shoeing done ivii h despatch; and in the most scl-
ent. fk' manner, and on reasi nable terms.

MC SPE0ON AND BAKER'S STATIONERY WARE-
house and Envelope Manufactory, No's. 2'.', 31, and
33, Beekman Street, New York.

Envelopes of all patterns, styles, and quality, mi hand,
and made to order for the trade and others, by Steam Ma-
chinery. Pa'ented April 8ih, 1856.

COREY AND SON, MERCHANT'S EX-
cbange, Wall Btrei t. N. « York.-Notaries Public undCom-

i. .i -.].,],, . r ,. — United StateS I'd-spnrN issued in 36 hours,—
Bills of-Excnauge, Drafts, and Notes pretested,— .Marine pro-
tests noted and extended.

EDWIN F. COREY,
EDWIN F. COREY, Jr.

J VAN TINE, SHANGAE RESTAURANT,
• No. 2, Dey street, New York.

k% TIC

J. W. BARKER, GENERAL AUC-

ONEEHS fit REAL ESTATE BROKERS. Loans
negotiated, Houses and Stores Rented, Stocks and Bunds
Sold at Auction ot Private Sale,

Also, FURNITURE S"ALES attended to at private houses.
Office, 14 Pine street, under Commonwealth Bank.

NOTICE— TO PERSONS KEEPING SWINE,
OWNERS OF PROPERTY WHERE THE SAME
MAY BE KEPT, AND ALL OTHERS INTERESTED. At

_._STED. At
a meeting of the Mayor and Commissioners of Health, held
at the City Hall of the City of New York, Friday, June' I3th,
1858, the following preamble and resolutions -were adopted :

\\ hereas, A large number of swine are kept in various por-
tion! oi the city; and whereas, it is the general practice of
I as bo keeping awine, to boil offal and kitchen refuse and

garbage, whereby a highly offensive and dangerous nuisance
io created, tlitretme, he it

Resolved, That this Board, of the Mayor and Commission-
ers oi Health, deeming swine Eept'soutn of (86th) street, in
this city, to be creativeofa nuisance and detrimental to the
public health; therefore; the City Fnspectoi be, and he is here-
by, authorized and directed to take, seize, aud remove from
any and all places and premises, all and every swine found or
kepi nil any premises in any place in the city of New \ ori
southerly of said street, aud to cause all such swine to be re-
moved to the Politic Pound, or othersuitable place beyondthe
limits of the city or northerly >.t said street and to cause all
premises or places wherein, "or on which, said swine ow
have been so found or kept, to bethoroughly cleaned and putt
It"-] ;i the City Inspector shall deem neiWsary to Secure the
preservation of the public health, and that all expenses in-
curred thereby constitute a lien 'on the lot, lots or premises
from which said nuisance shall have been abated or removed

Resolved, That the foregoing resolutions shall take effect
from and alter the iirst day of July next, and that public no-
tice he given <.t the Barqe by.publication in the Corporation
papers to that date, and that notice maybe given to persons
keeping swine by circulars delivered on the premises, aud
that all violations of this order be prosecuted by the proper
legal authorities, on complaint from the City Inspector or bis
officers.

City Inspector's Department, )
New York, June 18, 1858. J

All persons keeping swine, or upon whose property Or prem-
ier- I lie same m iv |„- k-'pt, are hnel,-, ],■ titled that "the above
resolutions will be strictly enforced from and after the first
day ol July next.

GEO. W. MORTON, City Inspector.

CAKLTON HOUSE, 49G BROADWAY, NEW
York. Bates and Holden, Proprietors,

THEOPHILUS BATES.
OREL J. HOLDEN.

TRIMMING MANUFACTURERS. — 13.
YATES & CO., 639 Broadwai, New York.
Fringes, Cords, Tassels, Loops, Gimps,
and Gimp Bands,

W M i

COULTER, Carpenter. — I have long

been engaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who
will favor me with their patronage, that I will build as good
houses, or anything else in my line, as any other carpenter in
the city of New York. I will also be as reasonable in charges
for my work as any other person.

WILLIAM COULTER. Carpenter.
Rear of 216 East Twentieth street, New- York.

GERARD BETTS & CO., AUCTION AND
Commission Merchants, No. 100, Wall street, corner of
Front street, New York.

WW. OSBORN, MERCHANT TAILOR,
• 9 Chamber street, near Chatham street, New York.

COLOMON BANTA, Architect, No. 93 Amos

lO street, New York. I have built as many houses and stores
as any Architect in this city, or the United States, aud I can

Eroduce vonchers to that effect ; arid I flatter myself that I can
uild editiees thut will compare favorably,- In point 61 beauty
and durability, with those of any architect in this Country. "I
am prepared to receive orders in my line of business at No
m Amos street. New York. "SOLOMON BANTA.

ROBERT ONDERDONK — THIRTEENTH
Ward Hotel, 405 and 407 Grand street, corner of Clinton
street, New York.

FRANCIS B. BALDWIN, WHOLESALE
ami RETAIL CLOTHING fc FURNISHING WARE-
HOI SE, 7ii and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Hester sts.
New York. Lunze and elegant assortment of Youths' and
Boys' Clothing. F. B. BALDWIN,

J. G. BARSU.M.

F. B. BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense
Establishment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY ' An en-
tire New Stock of GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S and CHIL-
DKFrN'S CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best
workmen in the city, is now opened for inspection. Also a
superior stock of FURNISHING GOODS. All articles are
ot the I'.est Quality, and having been purchased duriuj: the
crisis, WILL BE SOLD VERY LOW! The Custom De-
partment contains the greatest variety of CLOTHS t ASSI-
MERES, and VESTINGS.

Mr. BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G. BAR-
NUM. who has had great experience in the business, having
bi I ,, thirty years connected with the leading Clothing Es£
toblisbments of the city.

THOMAS A. DUNN, 50G EIGHTH AVENUE,
has a very choice assortment of Wines, Brandies Cor-
dials and Segan, winch he will sell at prices that will yield a
fcir profit. All my democratic friends, and my immediate as-
sociates in the Boards of Aldermen and Councilmen are re-
■pe< tfully invited to call in their rambles throuphEig hth Ave-
nue, and enjoy a good Havana fiegar, and nice, flparklinc
Champagne., and very exhilerating brandy. For the segarij 1
will charge my political friends and associates only fire pence
each, and for the brandy only ten pence per half gill, and for
the < hampagne only four shillings a glass, or two dollars a bot-
tle.

So call, kind friends, and Bins a glee,
And laugh and smoke and drink wiih me,
Sweet Sangaree
Till you can't see:
( Chorui — At your expense !

(Which pays my rents,)
For my fingers do you see
O'er my nose gyrating free ?
, THOMAS A. DUNN, No. 506 Eighth avenue.

WILLIAM M. TWEED, CHAIR, & OFFICE
Furniture Dealer and Manufacturer,
No. 2"9 Broadway, corner of Read street New York. Room
No. 15.

FASHION HOUSE.— JOSEPH HYDE PRO-
prietor. corner Grand and Essex street. Wines, Liquors,
and Cigars of the best brands. He invites his friends to give
him a call. Prompt and courteous attention given Ins patrons.

WILLIAM A. CONKLIN, ATTORNEY AND
COUNSELLOR AT LAW, No. 17G Chatham street,
New York. Any business entrusted to his charge from citi-
zens of this city or any part of the country, w-ill receive prompt
and faithful attention, and be conducted on reasonable tern,,
WILLIAM A. CONKLIN.

HERRING'S PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BUR-
glar Proof Safe, with Hall's Patent Powder Proof
Locks, afford the greatest security of any Safe in the world.
Also. Sideboard and Parlor Safes, of elegant workmanship
and finish, for plate, <fec. S. C. HERRING & CO.,

251 Broadway.

EDWARD PHAI.ON & SON, 497 and 517 Broadway,
New York— Depots for the sale of Perfumery, and
every article connected with the Toilet.

We now introduce the "BOUQUET D'OGARITA, or
Wild Flower of Mexico, 11 which is superior to any thing of
the Kind in the civilized world.

EDWARD PHAI.ON & SON.

QAM1 II. SNEDEN, SHIP & STEAMBOAT BUILDER.—
iJ My Office is at No. 81 Corlears street, New York; and
my yards and residence are at Greenpoint. I have built
Ships and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a
long term of years, and continue to do so on reasonable
SAMUEL SNEDEN.

JOHN IS. WEBB, BOAT BUILDER, 71S WATER STREET
My Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by
those of any Boat Builder in the World. Give me a call,
and if I don't please you, I will disdain to charge you for
what does not entirely satisfy you. JOHN B. WEBB.

ALANSON T. BRIGGS— DEALER IN FLOUR BARRELS,
Molasses Casks, Water, and all other kinds of Casks.
Also, new Hour barrels .and half-barrels; a large supply
constantly on hand. My Stores are at Nos. C'2, fi", 01, 69,
7:;, T5, 77 and 79 Rutger'fl Slip ; at 285, 237, and 289 Cherry
street ; also, in South and Water streets, between Pike and
Rutger's Slip, extending from street to street. My yards in
Williamsburgta. are at Furman & Co.'s Dock. My yards in
New York are at the corner of Water and Gouverneur
streets; and in Washington street, near Canal ; and at Le-
roy Place. My general Office is at 64 Rutger's Slip.

ALANSON T. BRIGGS.

FULTON IRON WORKS.— JAMES MURPHY & CO.,
manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines, Boilers,
&c. Iron and Brass Castings. Foot of Cherry street, East
River.

BRADDICK & HOGAN, SAILMAKERS, No. 272 South
Street, New Yoik.
Awnings, Tents, and Bags made to order.

JESSE A. BRADDICK,
RICHARD HOGAN.

JN. GENIN, FASHIONABLE HATTER, 214 Broad-
• way

vay, New York.

GENIN'S LADIES' & CHILDREN'S OUTFITTING
Bazaar, 513 Broadway, (St Nicholas Hotel, N. Y.)

WILLIAM M. SOMERVIL1.E, WHOLESALE AND
Retail Druggist and Apothecary, 205 Bleecker-st ,
corner MineUa, opposite Cottage Place, New York. All the
popular Patent Medicines, fresh Swedish Leeches, Cup-
ping, &c. Physicians' Prescriptions accurately prepared.
WM. M. SO.MEKVILLE.

AW. <fc T. HUME, MERCHANT TAILORS, No.
. 82 Sixth Avenue, New York. We keep a large and
elegant assortment of every article that a gentleman re-
quires. We make Coats, Vests and Pants, aRer the latest
Parisian fashions, and on reasonable terms.

A. W. & T. HUME.

I-'HE WASHINGTON, By BARTLETT & GATES,
No. 1 Broadway, New Y'ork. Come and see us, good
friends, and eat and drink and be merry, in the same capa-
cious and patriutic halls where the immortal Washington's
voice and laugh once reverberated.
O come to our Hotel,
And you'll be treated well.
BARTLETT & GATES.

C1HARLES FRANCIS, SADDLER,
J 1808,) Sign of the Golden Horse,?

(ESTABLISHED IN
. 9 Bowery, New York,
opposite the Theatre. Mr. F. will sell his articles as low as
any other Saddler in America, and warrant them to be equal
to any in the World.

N. .WILD, STEAM CANDY MANUFACTURER, No.
451 Broadway, bet. Grand and Howard streets, New
York. My Iceland Moss and Flaxseed Candy will cure
Coughs and Sneezes in a very short time.

MRS. S. S. BIRD'S LADIES' AND GENTLE.
men's Dm ng aud Oyster Saloons, No 31 Canal street
near East Broadway, and 2G4 Division street, New York
Oysteri Pickled to Order.

JAMES MELENFY, (SUCCESSOR TO SAMUEL
Hopper,) Grocer, and Wholesale and Retail Dealer in
Pure Country Milk. Teas, Coffee, Sugars & Spices. Flour,
Bntter, Lard. Cheese, Eggs <tc No. 158, Eighth Avenue,
Near 18th Street, New York, families supplied by leaving
their address at ihe Store.

BOOT If SHOE EMPORIUMS. EDWIN A. BROOKS,
Importer and Manufacturer of Boots, Shoes * Gaiters,
Wholesale and Retail, No. 575 Broadway, and 150 Fulton
Street, New York.

JW. MASON, MANUFACTURER, WHOLESALE and
i Retail dealers in all kinds of chairs. Wash Stands,
Settees, 4c. 377 & 379 Pearl Street. New Y'ork.

Cane and Wood Seat Chairs, in Boxes, for Shipping.

BENJAMIN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, IN Heal
Estate. Houses and stores and lots lor sale in all
parts of the city. Office at the junction oi' Broadway,
Seventh Avenue, and Forty-Sixth Street.

FOLEY'S CELEBRATED " GOLD PENS.'
For sale by all Stationers and Jewellers.
OFFICE AND STORE,

1G3 BROADWAY.

JAMES DONNELLY'S COAL YARD,—
Twenty-sixth street and Second Avenue. I always have
all hinds of coal uu hand, and of the very best quality, which
I will sell as low as any other coal dealer in the United State9
JAMES DONNELLY.

JAMES GRIFFITHS, (Late CHATFIELD & GRIFFITHS,)
No. 273 Grand st., New York. A large stock of well-se-
lected Cloths, Cassimeres, Vesting?, &c , on hand. Gent's,
Youths' and Children's Clothing, Cut and Made in the most
approved style. All cheap for Cash.

AGATE & CO., MEN'S FURNISHING GOODS
and Shirt Manufacturers, 256 Broadway, New Y'ork
Shirts made to order and guaranteed to fit.
J. AGATE, F. W. TAL KINGTON.

BILLIARD TABLES.— PIIELAN'S IMPROVED BIL-
liard Tables and Combination Cushions — Protected by
letters patent, dated Feb. 19, 1856 ; Oct. 28, 1856 ; Dec. 8,
1S57; Jan. 12, 1858. The recent improvements in these
Tables make them unsurpassed in the world. They are
now offered to th6 scientific Billiard players as combining
speed with truth, never before obtained in any Billiard Table.
Sales-rooms Nos. 780 and 788 Broadway, New York. Manu-
factory No. 53 Ann Street.

O'CONNOR & COLLENDOR, Sole Manufacturers.

OLMSTEAD, IMPORTER, MANUFACTURER
and Jobber of Men's Furnishing Goods, No. 24 Bar-
clay Street, corner of Church, New York.

CB. HATCH, HILLER & MERSEREAU, Importers
i and Jobbers of Men's Furnishing Goods, and Manu-
facturers of the Golden Hill Shirts, 99 Chambers Street, N
E. corner Church Street, New York.

C L.
KJt an

LA. ROSENMIXLER, DRUGGIST, NO. 172 EIGHTH
• Avenue, New York. C unping & Leeching. Medi-

cines at all hours.

Volume I.— No. 17.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 14, 1858.

Price 2 Cents.

TRIAL OF STEPHEN H. BRANCH,

FOR "'"^

LIBEL.

For want of room we omit the evidence and
insert summing up of counsel for defendant,
remarks of Mr. Branch, sentence, by the Re-
eorder and opinions of the Press

' [From, the .V. )'
" r ^" '"""SUMMING up fos DEFENCE. ^ .-^i
£? Shortly after the opening of the Court, Mr.
Ashmead rose and commenced to sum up for
th» defence. He opened by pointing out the
res] ^risibilities of the Jury, stating that should
they find a verdict in favor of the prosecution,
it would establish a precedent which would
strike a serious blow at the liberty of the citi-
zen. He characterized the prosecution as one
of the most extraordinary character. In com-
menting on the experience of the opposing coun-
sel, he said he remembered a comment by a most
eminent divine, on the words of Solomon, "I
have never seen the righteous forsaken, nor
Ms seed begging their bread," namely, that
what Solomon had not seen he had. He spi >kc
strongly against the fact that the prosecution
had originated with the Grand Jury, instead of
taking the - action before a' committing magis-
trate, having a preliminary examination.
Here was a citzen, humble if they pleased, on-
one side, while on the other was the Mayor of
the greatest city in the New World, and these
officers of the Grand Jury, forgetting that in
this republic all should be treated alike, en-
eroached upon the liberty of this citizen by
stepping out of their nsual course.* Should the
jury adopt the precedent of convicting a man
under such circumstances, then God help the
liberty of the citizen; but the consequence-.

' would rest upon the heads of them ami their
children. [Mr. Ashmead here read extracts
from the opinions of eminent Judges, showing
that a prisoner had a right to a preliminary ex-
amination before the case could go before the
Grind Jury.] But fcia unfortunate man u.i-
not so served; he knew nothing of the accu-
sation, nor 'was he brought face to face with

■ his powerful accusers. Were this man immac-
ulate, he stood, under these circumstances, sub-
ject to all the lightning eleqnonoe of the oppo-
site side, and was not able to do as was his
right, namely, bring an action for damages
against his accusers, because the responsibility
rested with the public prosecutor.

Mr. Ashmead continued to read from the
same book, contending that no indictment!
should bo smuggled into a Grand Jury room

as this had been. The Mayor, or the Gov-
ernor, or His Honor on the Bench had no right
to adopt a system denied to the meanest citizen;
and in their anxiety ti5 [juuish crime, they
should take care that they did not strike a
blow at the liberty of the community, nor
should Judicial Legislation take away the
rights of the citizen. The Jury should take
care that this man was not made a victim
through the variation of the Grand Jury from
the usual course; but they should follow the
example of English Grand Juries, and take
care how they struck a blow at Constitutional
rights. He next referred to the noble speech
of Robert Emmet, before Lord Norburv, who
several times attempted to stop the criminal
when speaking before he was sentenced. lie
said : " Though I am to be sacrificed, I insist
that all the forms be gone through." Let the
Jury, then do a- Emmet did to Lord Norbury
— make the Mayor go through the forms.
(Here McKeon smiled.) And though the Dis-
trict Attorney should smile at these remarks,
this matter was serious, and a laugh and a
sneer were not an argument. He referred to
the case of tlie libel of Macintosh, where, it
was asserted, there was on one Btde a NTapo
[eon I hi eulei > '.I ■ r ■ itest empire in the
world, and On tic other, Sis in this case, a poor
and obsen yet in that case a British

Jury fciuigbl futur i g aerations a lesson, andi
show h an American Jury

should endeavor to follows TJ ^^m

Mr. Ashmead next read from the revised
statutes, showing thai m iceused person should
have a preliming i before being

indicted, md contended that agreat privilege
had beeii taken from Ids client, and by this
mi ins had b ■> ■■ liberties

of tl I tVtud ■ 1 to the fact that

Mr, i . . 'i ifpre i I Irand

Jut") ..; '!■. and yet : id been in-

dicted For a lib this w i '''"I

ing v. the J

establii ipirl'e • eal ing down

all the : - ■ ' .i'li- irrdumled

the citizen. He. insisted that the prosecution
had taken away everj privilege fromthis man.
an.l enviroaed him by a wall, so that hi ob'uld
not escape, by getting up this Trinity of
indictments. These three indictments were
united so that one should support the other.
The Recorder had said that Mr. Draper was
old enough to take care of himself, but wis-*
doni didn't come with length of year--, and
certainly Simeon Draper was not bred in the
school of Chesterfield, for he forgot common
courtesy by saying the alleged libel was a lie.
Mr. Ashmead then commented on the conduct

of the prosecution in putting in only one half
of the libel in the indictment, and keeping out
that part which had a foundation in truth,
which he said was a piece with the remainder
of these proceedings. Such conduct struck
a serious blow at our free institutions, and as
Erskine said if such proceedings were to ob-
tain, our halls of justice would be turned into
altars, and the poor victim would be immola-
ted at the shrine of persecution.

Mr. Ashmead then proceeded to explain the
the law of libel, contending that it was n.
sary that "malice" should be proved, in or-
der to sustain an indictment for libel. He
spoke of the law in England, which would not
permit the truth to be given in evidence, and
contrasted such with the laws of New York,
which provided that if an article was publish-
ed without malice, it, was not libellous ; for it
permitted a reporter to publish the proceed-
ings of a meeting or of a legislative body
without holding him liable, provided it was
proved that it had been published without mal-
ic. . The counsel then commented on the re-
mark made by the Recorder relative to his
taking no decisions but his own, and that Mr.
Ashmead's points would not be fit for a Karns-
chatka Court, and proceeded to justify his own
course in the matter.

The Recorder remarked that Mr. Ashmead
must have«forgotten his own observations, he
had said that "a certain decision had been
made by one of the Judges of this Court" and
that caused his Honor to make the remark to
which he had alluded. *~ .i^p 1 —'''-.^-

Mr. Ashmead replied that it had been so
ruled in this Court in the case of Coleman vs.
Magoon, in 1818. The Counsell then pointed
o.iil the fact that Mayor Tiemann had testified
that he had been ■ >okeu to on this subleet near-
id wanted to know why he had
ursued the originator of these stories.
■ily that Branch did not origi-
nate • J , and that therefore there
wa> no mail in bis part. — He complained
that the testimony for the defence had been
entirely shut out by objections, and asked why
the Mayor did not come in manfully and clear
hi- skirls of these charges, without shielding
himself under technicalities. He, however did
not pursue the originator of this story, but
when this poor man who considered himself
a sentinel upon the watch-tower of this great
city, exposed what lie considered to be cor-
ruption in high places, then tho Mayor pounced
upon him. Why did not tho Mayor go into the
civil court, as ho could havo done, and then this
poor man could stand on an equal footing with
him, and tell his own story? In God's name if

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

they wanted a victim let them take him, but
they should not condemn him without show of
a trial. If a sacrifice was required Mr. Branch
was ready to be immolated ; but here was an
extraordinary fact. Why did not Mayor Tie-
man bring forward the matron ? He had seen
her before witnesses. If this thing was done,
no one knew it but his Excellency the Mayor,
and this lady. No eye but that of the Omisci-
ent One above, saw the act if it had occurred ?
Why, then, did he not bring this lady here,
and then if she swore that it did not occur,
there was an end of the matter. But they
might ask, why did not he (Counsel) bring the
lady ? For a very sensible and legal reason, be-
cause, if he had brought her into Court, she
would become his own witness, and he could
not bring evidence to contradict her, whereas,
if Mayor Tiemann had put her on the stand, and
she had told her statement, then they could
have cross-examined her and brought Evans
and other witnesses to contradict her. If, there-
fore, the prosecution had examined her, and
other evidence would have been admitted
which had been shut out, but by the course the
prosecution had pursued half the defence was
made non-effective. He admitted that what
was acknowledged by the Mayor did not amount
to proof, yet it was very extraordinary. The
Mayor admitted that there was a friend who
visited the lady whom he ordered should not
be allowed on the island. — There was no im-
propriety shown in these visits; he came every
Sunday, he behaved himself, and yet he was
interdicted. Now there was other matrons
there ; they had friends, no doubt, and yet this
lady was the only one selected for deprivation
of her friend's society. This to say the least of
it was very extraordinary. Another thing, the
Mayor had lent this lady money, but he lent
money to no other matron. Now this was cu-
rious, if lie was simply friendly to this lady he
would not prevent her other friends from com-
ing to see her, or did he give this money to the
lady, and give her the money for her torn dress
to compensate her for interdicting her friend
from visiting the island ?

But this was not alone, — Mr. Draper sus-
pended this lady, and the Mayor persuaded her
to write an apologetic note, and so she got re-
stored. Now this was a friend indeed a friend
he was going to say that " sticketh closer than
a brother" (laughter), but he allowed her to
have no friend but himself, although one would
suppose that a lone woman should be sur-
rounded by friends. Now these little things
loomed up curiously, but his honor was not
content with being h-er friend, he was the
friend of her boy ? He said it vfas his duty to
procure situations for boys; yes, certainly; but
this boy was not then in New York at all — he
was in the far West, and not under the control
of the Alms House Governors at all. He had
been sent safely away from the temptations of
this great Metropolis: and yet the Mayor
brought him back, and provided for him —
proving himself the friend of the boy's mother
in every way, except that of letting her other
friend come on the island. The Mayor was
willing to lend her money, to get her boy a
situation, to get her friend, Waters, a situation,
and to do everything for her except to allow
her friend to see her. He did not say that this
proved anything against Mayor Tiemann ; he I

W.1S an honorable 'mil nnrio-tit inon oo fov no tllm m l qualification!!, and he Bent me to Mr. Van Rensselaer,
was an nonoiaote ,inu upilgnt man, as tar as]vmderthe Journal 0/ Commerce. I taught a colored boy for him;

which he gave me my board. Ilostniy i c.lth, and finally— but
on't mention names— I taught a candidate for Alderman of the
Fourteenth "Ward. That was the first nubile man Ievertaughtin
New York. There was a man namta Gouraud, a Frenchman, a
teacher oftheartof memory. I found lie was trying to humbug
thepubrlc. I saw he was an impostor, and exposed him. He had
si-cured the press and the people, and I exposed him. I attended
his lectures, and saw there William Cullen Bryant, Horace Oreely,

the Judge wanted the word only left out, and
Mr. Erskine defended the verdict, notwith
standing that the Judge threatened to proceed
in another manner. Erskine replied that he
knew his duty as an advocate, as weD as His
Lordship knew his as a Judge.

Mr. Ashmead then submitted several points,
— upon which he argued, — namely : That if the
libel was published with au holiest motive, then
the defendant was guiltless: that the Jury, in
in Libel cases were judges of the law as well
as of the fact, they having the right and the
sole right to determine what was and what
was not a libel, and this was the law in England
and Ireland, also. He contended that according
to the Mayor's testimony the base of the libel
was true, and if so, he begged and pleaded
that the Jury would not, for the sake of truth,
for the sake of an innocent man, for the sake
of a newspaper publisher, who did no fabricate
what he wrote, for the sake of the liberty of
the press, immolate this humble citizen. But
he concluded, if Branch must be immolated, he
had only to say in the words of that immortal
Irishman Curran : —

" If it be determined that because this man
would not bow to power and authority, be-
cause he would not bow down to the golden
calf and worship it, he should be cast in the
fiery furnace, I do trust in God that there is a
redeeming spirit in the constitution which will
go with the sufferer through the flames and
preserve him unhurt by the conflagration."

Mr. Ashmead sa£ down amid a burst of ap-
plause, which was immediately checked. His
speech which occupied about an honr and a
half, was spoken of by several as one of the
most brilliant specimens of logical eloquence
which has been heard in this Court for years.
It was listened to with breathless attention by
the largest audience which had assembled in-
side those walls since the Huntingdon trial. ]~

ilFrom the NewTork Sun.']. |jj ,

EPBEN"| 11, BEANCH'B / SPEECH.

My counsel has done well. He has made an effort of which I am
proud, and of which your Honor ought to be proud.

The Recorder — I am, 6ir,

Branch— lam sorry' that I have not prepared to address you. I
came to this country thirty-live years ago, a poor boy. I got a
clerk's situation at ©2 a weet. Then IwenttoLeary'shatstore,
in Water Street. Afterwards I went to Harper's, then to the New
Y oik American, and afterwards to the Evening Post. Then I
returned to Rhode Island, and went afterwards to Boston, Hart-
ford, Springfield and New Haven, and worked at the printing
business, and was the first compositor on the Washington Globe.
and set up the first article on that paper, which was a comment
on the conduct of General Jackson, from the pen of Amos
Ki ndalL I then took a room with Edward Dodge, of Philadelphia,
and roomed with him some time. My father sent me a letter from
Providence, and procured for me a situotion in the Post Office, and
I was there four or five years. I became ambitious, and studied at
nights. I studied with Thomas F. Carpenter. I left the Post
Office, and continued my Greek and Latin studies. 1 returned to
the Post Office, but such was my desire for learning that I went to
Cambridge Law School, and studied under Judge Story. I min-
gled with Southern students, and spent much money. They were

igh-bloodB, and I spent a dissolue winter. I came tack, and went
to Andovcr, where I resumed my studies in Greek and mathe-
matics. I then left for Providence, and was unfortunate in my
domestic life. I left Providence and went to Washington, where I
got $10 a week at the printing business. I went next to Columbia
College, when I would take my basket of bread and butter, work
all day at the job office, walk back to the College at ten o'clock at
night, and study till daylight. I would then get to the office at
seven in the morning. 1 lost my health in doing this, and was
reduced to the verge of the grave. My father remained true to
me, notwithstanding my domestic misfortunes. I came to New
York, and saw an advertisement In a paper, that a teacher was
wanted in Alabama. I secured the sitnation, and afterwards went
to Apalachicola, thence to Alabama, and taught 6ehool. 1 found
they were cruel to slaves there. The lady on the plantation used
to whip the slaves oarly in the morning- it disgusted me, and 1
went to New Orleans. My brother Albert printed the New
Orleans Tines. I advertised for a situation as teacher, and soon
secured one. I remained there till my brother Albert died— no, 1
am mistaken, he did not die then' I came to New Y'ork, and bad
but little money left. I could not work at the printing business.
M y father BU6tained me in the sun and rain, alteough he was a man
of limited means though of high position, for he was a Judge of
Rhode Island. 1 went to Arthur Tappan, who introduced me to
his brother Lewis. I told him that I wanted to teach colored
te | scholars. I suppose you win call me a lunatic for that. I told

Counsel knew ; but tbese little circumstances ij™
looked suspicious, and it was curious that the
Mayor had shut out the rest of the testimony.
The whole case however showed that Mr.
Branch had not fabricated these stories, and

certainly did not publish t&etoTnth malice; \^^^£&ti?^^?§£&$&8Sg%

and therefore he OUght to be acquitted. Mr. [exposed him In various eitiea. I exposed him, and stopped him.

Ashmead then referred to an extraordinary j SenTgot^

conversation between Justice Buller and Mr. pn J? n ^ »™ as possible, and eoiwifi .be brief.

-r, ,.,,.. . _ The Recorder— There is no desire to get you Into prison, Mr.

i^rfkme, in a libel case, where the Jury re- ' Branch.

tnmpfl <* v^rrlfot nf "trniltv nfr,n hHchinn- nvr v» Branch— I taught the Aldermen till the California mania broke
lunieu a Vei diet OT gUUty OI pil OnsniUg ONLY out, -when I went to California. I wrote a letter to the New York

Herald, about alligators on the Isthmus, which gave rue the trtle ol
■"Alligator." 1 taught servants and public men. Alfred Carson
wanted me In write his reports for him, which I did. In 1866, I
gotmto the Matsell campaign. I pursued Aim. You allknowthe
result. I wtnt to Brandon, England, to find his birth place, andl
found it. Soon after I saw Carson, 1 found that the officers of thte
city were very corrupt. Carson asked me to write his report*. He
inlurmed me that the officers around the City Hall interfered wit*
the affairs of the Fire Department. I advised him to resist ft, I
wrote bis reports for s. .me years, I got through with the French-
man, Gouraud. I got through with teaching public men and
servants, and with the lire and Matsell campaign. J thought I
would start the Alligator. I did, and/ dont regret it. There*
a gang of thieves around the City Hall, and your Honor knows H»
and we all know it. I purcuecf them hard, days and nights for
years, in defence of honesty, lntfustry, and the tax-payers, rich and
poor, but especially the poor, who go to comer groceries, bare-
footed, naked, who live in attics. I— a lunatic, so-called, have
passed my days in their defence. Ask Carson : ask Harry Howard
— I saw him here to-dav — ask t he editors, if I have not passed the
midnight hours in their editorial habitations— if I have not been
true to them, to Carson, and all for whom I profeawd friendship — to
all whom I found advocating the cause of the poor tas-payerB ?
Do I regret the establishment of the Alligator f No; and why?
I have attacked thieves Indiscriminately. Hitherto these rue*
had reputation as public officers, and amid tears oftentimes, my
shafts have fallen harmless. But now, 1 have struck at a dynasty
which has existed in this city for thirty years, the Peter Cooper
guild. He w;is Hlderman in 1828, '29, and '40. Tiemann was
Alderman in llvi9, '44, '62, and "63. Through Denman, who was a
pupil of mine, I first heard that Tiemann and Cooper were corrmpt
men.

The Recorder— Mr. Branch, I must stop you. You cannot be
allowed to use sueh language In this Court.

Mr. Ashmead— Will your Honor remember the case of Lord
Norbnry, to which I drew your attention this morning ?

Recorder — 1 remember Lord Norburv, and evory other lord, bnt
I cannot permit such language.

Branch— I will spare your feelings. Peter Cooper and tm
daughter I taught in hia own house. He does not deny it; but, X
1 had taught my father, and was satisfied he wascorrupt,! would
trample him down. 1 nave attacked the Mayoralty, and for that I
am on my way to a prison, tfend rnc there. I will walk with a
Ann step to my dungeon. Before God— before God, I declare
with my hand on my heart, that this is t he happiest moment of my
life. What have 1 stolen? Whom have! murdered? What
crime have 1 committed ? I have pursued tha plunderers of tho
masses, and for that you send me to a dungeon. You can desert
me — the prosecution can oppress me, but God — but God will not
desert me. Your prisoner is ready.

Sttgfyn f). §raotfe's piptor.

N ew York, Saturday, August 14, 1858.

IN MY CELL.

On either side of me are three murderers,
and my cell has a murderer's lock. My bed is
straw, with a blanket. I slept well last night,
and had a good breakfast this morning, whioh
my keeper kindly procured for me, and- who
has extended the kindness of a brother towards
me, in obtaining every thing I desired for my
comfort, and in permitting my friends to visit
me. I have read all the daily papers ; and to
Horace Greeley, Doctor Frank Tnthill of the
Times, and to James and Erastus Brooks, for
their genial sympathy, I express my cordial
gratitude. The Courier & Enquirerw silent, and
that is preferable to denunciation, in my shackle*
and dnngeon gloom. Bennett lashes me with the
stings of a scorpion, who has fattened on libel
and obscenity, and blasphemy, and black mail,
from the dawn of his infamous editorial career.
In his aged visions be often beholds the poor
creatures whom his defamation hurled into pre-
mature graves. Halleck, of the Journal of
Commence, is brief but bitter in his comments
on my alleged lunacy. The Daily Neios I have,
not seen.lnit I learn that its anathema of me is
terrible, and has a bulletin against me written
in letters of blood. Its former editor, Mr. Auld,
is the Mayor's Clerk, which accounts for the
severe comments of the News. But the article
in the Sun grieved me more than all the phi-
lippics of my editorial adversaries. The Sim
has clung to me for a dozen years, and to bave
it desert me now, is like the fatal stab of Bru-
tus at Caesar. But I will forgive Moses S.
Beach and John Vance of the Sun for their
leep and unexpected gashes in my heart. Let
all my friends be cheerful, when I inform then*
that neither sighs nor tears have passed from
my lips or eyes, and that I only grieve at the
official stabs at the liberty of speech and of the
press, which the people will be sure to avenge,
and soon consign the Grand Jury Inquisition*
to the Spanish despot/3, and all their advocates
to an ignominious destiny.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

OPINIONS OF THE PRESS.
[From tiki X. V. Express.]

The Branch Libel Case. — Stephen H.
Branch has been convicted of a gross and mali-
cious libel upou Mayor Tiemaun, Simeon Dra-
per, and Isaac Bell, and has been sentenced to
be imprisoned in the penitentiary for one year,
to pay a fine of $250, and stand committed un-
til that sum shall be paid. The scene at the
dosing of the Court on Wednesday was a very
melo-dramatic one, and fully in keeping « itb
all the previous steps in this extraordinary
case. Mr. Branch being asked what he had to
say why sentence should not be pronounced
against him, made a long speech, in which he
reviewed the various events of his somewhat
eccentric life ; but just as he commenced to al-
lude to the libels, and to speak thereon and the
persons aggrieved, the court stopped him. The
prisoner -bore himself with the air of a martyr
to the cause of public virtue, and said it was
the happiest and proudest day of his life ; but
his excitement at the close of his address was
very great, and his delivery vehement and ear-
nest almost to weeping. The court was full of
his sympathizers, who did not scruple to say
that they believed the convict to be more sinned
against than sinning.

This extraordinary case will long be remem-
bered. The libels published and circulated by
Mr. Branch were the most outrageous ever
perpetrated in this city, and the prosecution
has been in keeping with the provocation,
amounting in its virulence almost to a persecu-
tion. Circumstances on the trial favored the
presumption that the whole of the proceedings
had been decided upon in advance, even to the
wording of the recorder's charge and sentence.
His honor himself informed the counsel for the
prisoner that he had considered his possible ap-
plication for a suspension of judgment, had ex-
amined th* point, and had made up his mind
that such a motion could not be allowed. Every
precaution had been taken. The whole power
of the corporation — executive, legal, judicial —
was invoked to annihilate Mr. Branch, and the
end was attained. The offence was outrageous,
and will admit of no palliation ; but it was
hardly good taste in the powerful complainants
to take every advantage of a criminal whom
many believe to be a monomaniac, and by
the extreme vindicativeness of the prosecution,
give to the administration of public justice the
appearance of private revenge.

The arguments in the case were worthy of
the best days of the criminal bar of New York.
Mr. Ashmead distinguished himself highly in
his appeal for the prisoner, and had the case
gone to the jury before the cool and dispas-
sionate reasoning of Mr. McKeon had partially
weakened the effect of Mr. Ashmead's elo-
quence, the result might have been different.
The charge of the Recorder was decidedly
against the prisoner, and his sentence, it will
he seen, was severe in its terms to an excess
that was not called for. The punishment im-
posed was the extent of the law, and was by no
means disproportioned to the offence ; but it
was entirely gratuitous on the part of the Re-
corder to drag into his remarks matters extra-
neous to the issue, and not at all connected
with the present trial. The Recorder's an-
nouncement of the rod he has in pickle for cer-
tain other libellers who he intimates are short-
ly to be tried, will probably put those prospec-
tive culprits upon their guard, and they will at
least have this advantage over Mr. Branch that
they will not he taken unawares.

We congratulate the distinguished citizens
whose characters have been cleared again by
this conviction of Mr. Branch ; but can assure
them that their fair fame by no means suffered
so much from the attacks of the "Alligator"
as they presumed that it did.

We understand that Mr. Ashmead will to-
day prepare a bill of exceptions, and move in

'the Supreme Court for a writ of certiorari and
stay of proceedings. The hill will not be set-
tled until late in the day, and the motion in the
Supreme Court cannot be made until to-mor-
row. In case,' therefore, that Mr. Branch
should be sent to Penitentiary to-day, the mo-
tion will not avail him. It is hardly to be pre-
simicd that when a motion for arrest of judg-
ment was denied without argument, tin pri

soner will be allowed time to benefit I y an
appea l to the Supreme Court.

[From the X. Y. Tribune.]

Stephen II. Branch was yesterday convict-
ed of a gross libel on Mayor Tiemann and
others, and sentenced by the Recorder to the
Penitentiary for one year, and to pay a fine of
$250. Considering that the libel, however
groundless essentially, appears to have had a
real foundation in statements made to Branch
by persons whom he undoubtedly believed,
and whom his counsel had ready to produce
(but their testimony was not allowed), we
must consider this sentence a severe one. We
believe it will excite for him a sympathy which
it is unwise to provoke. Branch, we believe,
has been trying pretty hard to libel un in his
abusive little sheet; but we have never con-
sidered his slanders worth any sort of notice.
It may be well to stop his career, but not to
make him a martyr. And we say most deci-
dedly, that considering the libel for which he
was indicted was really based on information
furnished him by persons whom he had reason
to believe, we deem his sentence a harsh one,
and trust it may be mitigated by pardon.

[From the New Tori Times.]
The verdict and the sentence startled a great
many people. Branch was immediately sur-
rounded by a troop of friends, who nearly
shook his hands off with their greetings. He
was followed to the Tombs by a large crowd,
who only left him at the gates of that edifice.
But though incarcerated in prison, we have not
as Branch says, heard the last of Brangh.

~~m1igat6bsT

Panama, New Granada, (

Jan. 7, 1849. \

James Gordon Bennett,

Editor of the N. Y. Herald :
When three miles from Panama, I saw two
spires of the largest and most imposing cathe-
drals here — larger than any church in Ame-
rica. On either side I beheld the Cordi-
leras and the Andes, towering high up to-
wards the glorious sun — the CordUeras con-
necting the Andes with the Rocky Mountains.
As you near the city, you are gradually lead
■npon a beautifully paved road — paved by Piz-
zaro, the fiend, under whose superintendence
the path from there to Cruces was made,
through which Pizzaro, with his terrible
banditti, often passed. On entering the city,
the natives outside the gates were singing
and dancing menOy in honor of some festi-
val. Boys were flying their kites on the road,
which they seemed to enjoy like the youth
of all countries. There kites were made in the
form of a coffin, and fringed on the sides with
a very curious tail, partially resembling a rat-
tlesnake. The more genteel natives wore
white dresses and Panama hats. These hats
are not made in Panama, but at St. Helena,
and other places on the coast, which was news
for me. Panama contains an impoverished
population, whose leading maintenance is a
few merchants of very little energy, who deal
in British drillings and manufactures of vari-
ous kinds. There are some choice relics of
the eld Castilians who are never seen in the
streets by day, hut who walk in their rear bal-
conies in the evening to inhale the tropic air.
The female Castilians are as beautiful as the
Georgians or Circassians, and will not regcog-
nize the common natives, nor even the English

or Americans, nor.the aristocracy or nobility of
any country as their equals. I had the fortune,
through influential letters to a large mercan-
tile house here, to get an introduction to a
Castilian family, and I was invited to a rural
gathering of the friends and relatives of this
family. The loveliest girl I ever saw is the

daughter of the p< ntlcman who is at the head

of the family. '1" attempt a description of
her accomplishments and extraordinary per-
sona] fascinations, would be a^ impossible us

to describe the horrors of a trip up the ' I a

and especially the defile from this to
■ a, which -till haunts, and will haunt me
for a long period. The best description I 'an
convey to mj countrymen of the river Gha-
gres. ;> it- comparison with the river Styx, and
you can form a slight conception of the defile
between this and Cincc- by its comparison with
purgatory, as described by an illiterate and
boisterous parson ; and you can appreciate the
loveliness of this Castilian female, by fancying
that she is the very prototype of the unearthly
Cleopatra, the accomplished and captivating
queen of ancient Egypt, who was familiar with
all the dialects of the East (thirty in number),
whose glowing eloquence and brilliant eye,
■and majestic' form, and perfect symmetry of
mind and body and feature, only could have
allured the eloquent, rich, and noble Anthony
from his ambition of military glory and his
love of his native country. The Cathedral is
dingy and very gloomy. All the bells are
cracked, and their doleful tones thrill the
senses. I saw the leading priest to-day, who
seems very old and infirm. In front of the
Cathedral, are the Twelve Apostles, with the
Saviour. The spires are adorned with pearls,
with which the coast abounds. I have visited
the temples, jails, walls, churches, old govern-
ors' palaces and trenches, and my heart wa»
filled with pensive emotions, as I gazed on these
crumbling ruins of other generations. The
best idea I can give about this place, is its com-
parison with New York, after the great fires of
1835 and '46. The tortures and mode of life
here are very peculiar. I slept on a bare cot,
and with only one sheet over me — sweat like
blazes. The meats and cooking are extremely
novel. Lizzards, spiders, musquitoes, galinip-
pers and ants, crawl around and over me, and
often penetrate the ears and nose. Some liz-
zards gathered around my head the other
night and awoke me, which I scattered very
quick. I think they were preparing to play
some trick on me, and perhaps even contempla-
ted'the decapitation of my beloved proboscis, as
one of the rascals was smelling around my nos-
trils when I suddenly awoke. I hate lizzards,
but I can stand spiders and alligators, and_ the
other animalculae of the country tolerably
well. A girl only ten years of age was mar-
ried to-day. This seems incredible, but you
may repose implicit confidence in its tftith.
Females mature more rapidly here than in any
other part of the earth. At eight* and nine
there is often every indication of puberty. I
saw the young " lady " of ten, who was mar-
ried to-day. I was utterly astonished at her
prodigious maturity. She was extremely beau-
tiful, and her glances were bewitching, and
she seemed very devoted to her young* and en-
thusiastic lover. It rains or pours in these lati-
tudes ten months in the year, which the natives
call the wet season. The other two months
are called the dry season, when it only rains
about twelve times a day. The lightning is
sometimes incessant, and the thunder is terrific
and makes the alligators look glassy abont.the
eye. We had a shock of an earthquake last
night which lasted some seconds. It created
quite a sensation among the emigrants, but
it did not terrify the natives, as they are used
to earthquakes. A small lizzard crawled into
the ear of an emigrant, who lives near the
shore., which nearly killed him. I attended
the Cathedral this morning, and the music ani

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR,

•eremonies wore grateful to my heart After
the solemn scenes of last week, and the death
of a beloved friend on Tuesday last. The at-
tendance was not large. Youth, age; de-

ori I i !■■- competence, afflue penury and

uttervags, all knelt side by side. Six priests oi
Tariouo grades were present. A - 1 gs ied on these
«],'. ndi ! ruins, at the images, paintings and
oosl '. on id

the long line of generations of 8]
who had worshipped in it- b* i i lisle
gazed down to the sepulchres of their fath-
ers, contrasting this dismal str
tottering walls And spires, with its ancient
glory, and as 1 gazed on its wildness and dilapi-
dated magnificence, 1 was impressed with the
mo and overwhelming emotions.

La-* evening I visited the ramp irts,
ole a portion of the city. The work is
beautiful and exhilarating at early twilight.,
when theburning sun is gone, and when, as in
last evening, the fall tnoon was emerging
sncommon splendor from the far horizon of a
tranquil sea. A group of lovely children .just
passed my window, followed by their slaves,
with gorgeous turbans clad in red, white A
blue, A passenger, just entered my apartment
and informs me that while dozing- in his ca.noe
on the banks of the Chagres, he was suddenly
aroused from his slumber and saw an enormous
alligator crawling over the base of his canoe,
when lie sprang and leaped to the shore and
ran for his life up the embankment with the
alligator in hot pursuit, which nearly caught
him by the tail of his coat. He rushed into
the hut of a friendly native, and closed and
barred the door, and flew to the* roof, where
he found piles of stones for defensive opera-
tions, and immediately opened a battery of
flying stones at the alligator, causing him to
retreat and disappear beneath the waters of
the Chagres. There are turkey buzzards' in
countless thousands hovering over the city,
which greatly alarm the natives. Suck flocks
were never seen before. The timid and su-
perstitious natives predict the most awful visi-
tations from the sudden appearance of so
many buzzards, which darken the air like a
cloud with their hideous presence. Somo of the
natives prognosticate a famine, or others fatal
convulsions of nature. My chum predicts ex-
traordinary heat (therernometer now about 100
in ^the shade), and a shower of rain (only
rained sis times to-day,) and other calamities.
But I do not fear these terrible disasters from
the advent of large flocks of turkey buzzards, as
I have been taught to scout every thing in
the form of representation.

Stephen H. Branch.

improvements will, it' .adopted, result in great
benefit to the City, State and Nation.

A good government in this city, like the
heari of a great body, will make itself felt
throughout our State, our Nation, and to some
hrroughout the world. Desiring greatly
to -vi ure for my native city, the inestimable
blessings of good government 1 have ventured
to propose and urgently recommend, to the se-
rious consideration of your Hon. body, a plan
I : on a principle, that I believe will do
ibOut security, order and good

lit, than any and all other measures,
are within the range of our municipal
powers, to adopt. The plan and principle to
v, liich I allude, will make it directly the dollar
and c ■ ie three-quarters of all

the officers in the employ of the city govern-
ment to faithfully perform their duty.

If this can ho shown to be conveniently
practicable, it must be admitted that it would
bring about greater efficiency in the execution
of all useful law.- and ordinances, than any
Other means which have ever been applied to
the government of our city.

Before 1 attempt adeseription of this plan, I
will state that it will require greater conveni-
encies for the extinguishment of fires than those
now provided by our present arrangement.

The neessary facilitities for conveniently put-
ting out fires, can be arranged in a short time
and at comparatively small expense, by plac-
ing a boiler-iron tank of some thirty feet in
height, on the top of the present reservoir on
Murray Hill. This tank to be filled and kept
full of water by a small steam engine provided
for that purpose.

And as an additional security I would pro-
pose that the present City Hall be raised an ad-
ditional story, and covered with an iron tank
that, would hold some ten feet of water. The
outside of this tank to be made to represent a
cornice around the building.

If an additional building should be put up,
to take the place of the one lately destroyed
by fire, it should be so formed as to be in har-
mony with the present City Hall, and covered
with a similar tank, and corniced to correspond.
With this greater head and supply of water al-
ways at command, and ready for connection
with the present street mains, the moment the
signal is given from any Police Station, it
will be apparent that all the hydrants will be
made efficient to raise water over the tops of
the highest houses in the city.

I would, in addition propose, that there
should be placed at convenient distances in ev-
ery street, a small cart containing some three
hundred feet of hose. These carts should be
so light that one man could draw them to the
nearest hydrant to the Are, and bring the Water
on the fire in the shortest possible time. With
., this arrangement, I propose to make it the in-
°*%£iK* S i'*™ It terest of every man in the police, to watch

against incendiaries and thieves, and to use ev-
ery possible effort to extinguish fires as soon as
they occur. To make it the interest for the
police to perform their duty faithfully, I pro-
pose that the Corporation should set apart as a
fund, two shillings per day, in addition to the
wages of each man, to be held by the Corpo-
ration to the eud of each year, and when it
shall he ascertained that the loss and damage

shall

This fund to be added to the Corporation
fund of two shillings per day, and to be equally
divided with the men forming the City Polfce.
This would enable every one of the members
of the police to secure for himself sufficient to
pay his rent every year over and above hii
present wages. They would also have the
elevating satisfaction of knowing that while
they are saving one dollar for themselves they
are saving fifty dollars for 'the community, and
in addition saving thousands of individuals
from that wretchedness and misery annually
produced by the desolating ravages of fire.

A police appointed for and during good be-
havior, with the liberal salary they now re-
ive, and with the additional privilege of se-
curing to themselves annually SO large a:
amount over and above their regular salarie
might always he he relied on to forward every
measure that would tend to secure order anc
good government. A department so funned
whose duty it would he to traverse every stree
of the city by day and night, would find it their
interest as well as duty to watch against in
cendiaries, and when a fire was discovered the;
would instantly signal for as many hose cart
as desirable, with directions for every next
man to double his walk. When such men
come to a fire they would all be armed with
police powers to protect property, and to bring
and use the carts with hose on the fire, until
the general alarm became necesaary-to summon
the firemen to the charge, which would seldom
happen with such facilities and such an inier-
est to extinguish fire«. One of the best fea-
tures in this arrangement will be the constant
tendency and interest there will be to draw
into the department good men and crowd out
bad men. They find it their interest to have
man turned our who is either drunken,
idle or dishonest, and to have in their place
those that are sober, honest and efficient. They
find it their inteuest to close every .mm shop
that is selling without license, and they will
not be long in finding out that a large part of :
the fires arise from drunkenness and the de-j
gradation and carelessness that are the natural
ignite of dissipation.

[Conclusion in our next,

83?" Owing to an unusual amount, of matter,
in this number, we have omitted our advertise--
ments. They will be inserted in next issue.

AN IMMORTAL PETITION.

The Wise Peter Gooj>cr, and his most extraor-
icd of a Tank on the
of the City Hall, for the < ttinguishmwt of
disastrous conflagarations.

[Document No. 13.]

Board of Aldermen, \

February 6, 1854,
The following petition of Peter Cooper, in
-relation to the prevention and extinguishing j of
fire, and to give greater efficiency to the Police
Department, was received and laid on the table
and ordered to be printed.

- D. T. Valentine,

'"' Clerk.

To the Hon. the Mayor and Common Council
of the city of New York.

The subscriber takes this method to present
to your Hon. Body, certain improvements for
the prevention "and extinguishing of fires, to
give greater efficiency to the police and greatly
lessen the labors of the Fire Department, and
at the same time give greater security to life
and property, and the government of our city.

Your subscriber is of the opinion, that these

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OPINIONS OF THE PRESS,

We conclude, the public feel slightly inter-
ested in our libel case ; therefore we shall take
the liberty to lay before our readers a few ex-
tracts from the weekly press of our city, as we
did in our last the opinions of the dailies.
[From, the N. Y. Weekly Despatch.]
During the last three months Branch's Alliga-
tor ha3 been the talk of tho town. Through
the columns of his little sheet, Branch has made
charges of the most serious nature against pro-
minent citizens and office holders. At first no
notice was taken of these attacks, finally, how-
ever, these charges were so generally talked of
that it became necessary for the parties assailed
to notice them. Mayor Tiemann, Simeon Dra-
per and Sup visor Bell united in a complaint be-
fore the Grand Jury, who found an indictment ;
whereupon all the rest of the individuals who
had been honored with the attenions of the Al-
ligator set to work to aid in bringing Branch to
justice. His case was set down for Uial in the
sessions on Monday last. When the case was
called, Branch announced himself ready for
trial; the Distriot Attorney, however, said he
would not be ready till Tuesday. An attempt
had been made on Saturday to prejudice the
case by one of his bondsman, beiug indusel
to surreuder Btanch, and on Tuesday, in
the middle of the trial, Mr. Southworth,
the other bondsman, went into Oourt and sur-
rendered him. In both cases other parties
came forward and took the places of these
pretended friends. By applying the sharpest
rules of legal practice, his testimony was ruled
out and Branoh was convicted, and without
giving him time to breathe, he was sentenced
to pay a fine of $250 and to be imprisoned in
the Penitentiary for one year. The Recorder
in his remarks volunteered the gentle hint to
the rest of the newspapers, that there were a
number of other editors whom he meant to
put thruugh a similar course of sprouts. While
we do not care to quarrel with the ver-
dict of the jury, and certainly do not wish to
be understood as advocating the license of the
Press to assail unjustly the character of any
individual in the oommunity, we must say to
the Recorder and the parties to tho trial, that
we hardly think they will find any other case
in which they will be permitted to put an edi-
tor through with quite such railroad speed,
though we admit that if justice were as
promptly administered in all cases, the Oourt
of Sessions would stand much higher in public
estimation. Of the real merits of Branch's
case we have no means of judging. That he

believed the truth of the oharge3 he made we
have not the slightest doubt. If there was
any falsehood in the matter, he was the dupe
of it and not the perpetrator, and we sincerely
regret that the prosecutors saw fit to avail
themselves of legal technicalities to shut out
what his witnesses had to say. It is quite as
unfortunute for them as it is for Branch.
While their suppression consigns him to prison
it leaves the prosecution open to invidious
comments, all of which might have been si-
lenced by dragging the slanderers (if suchthey
are) into the light of day and refuting these
calumnies. That, however, is their business,
not oars. In the meantime poor Branch has
been consigns! to the tender mercies of the
Tea Governors — one of whom, at least, has
[) i'ji'u-ly announced his determination to "put
him through the rotijhest course of training
any man ever got on the Island." We were
surprised to hear that the Governor in ques-
tion had made this hiartleis speaah. We sup-
posed him to be a Oiristian and a mm, but
we cannot reconcile the idea of striking a
fallen and powerless brother as either an evi-
dence of Ghriiiianity or mxahool, and we
trust the Governor will yet see the impropri-
ety of attempting to pat his threat into execu-
tion. We see by this morning's Ecpreu, that
Branch was on Friday seen in the quarry with
his hands all a mass of blisters, working away
under a broiling sun. This looks as though
the Governors intend to give him the full ben-
efit of his sentence.

The H'.riJ.i takes the occasion of Branch's
conviction to read us a lecture on the enormi-
ty of scurrility and libel. No other print in
the country is so well qualified for the task.
Bennett evidently thinks New Yorkers have
short memories, not to recollect the obscene
and licentious character of the Hirall in its
earlier days. He has used Branch as often as
any other paper in New York to abuse peo-
ple towards whom he had incurred a hostility,
But now he is down, Bennett kicks him with
the rest. We perceive that George Wilkes
has commenced a libel sait a^iinst Bennett for
what he said of Porter's Spirit.

[We have taken the liberty of italicizing a
portion of the above article — El. Alligator.]

\From the Sunday Times.]
Libel O.vsb OuvRAOrsRisTtos. — The convic-
tion of Stephen II. Branoh, before Recorder
Barnard, on Wednesday, of a libel on Mayor
Tiemann and two other public oifioers, natu
rally created a sensation. So did the remarks
of the bench. Sentencing Mr. Branoh to a
year's imprisonment in the penitentiar y and a

fine of two hundred and fifty dollars, while such,
a man as Peter Dawson is subjeoted to incar-
ceration for only sixty days, is not likely, how-
ever, to exert a wholesome effect upon the
public mind. We have no doubt the recorder
meant, by his severity, to mike an example of
Branch, in order to deter other indiscreet men
who are more led by their impulses than their
judgment from indulging in similarly reprehen-
sible publications : but we conceive that jus-
tice administered with such rigidity, under the
peculiar circumstances of the case, might seem
to wear the aspect of persecution; and convert-
ing Branch into a martyr, neither elevates the
character of the court, nor wins the moral
sympathy of public opinion. The general mini
h-is really appropriated the idea that because
Branoh attacked so important a person as May-
or Tiemann, the whole power of the corpora-
tion has been consolidate! into one grand vin-
dictive effort to crush out the courageous but
silly slanderer. Every one naturally murmurs,
therefore, if this be so, who may not be the
next sacrifice? Common rumar does not hesi-
tate to insinuate that the character of the pro-
ceedings taken against Branch, and the per-
emptory treatment bsstowei upon the counsel
for the prisoner, ware the result of a precon-
certed arrangement of the authorities. This
assumption believed, who feels secure of justice
should he be unfortunate enough to incur the
enmity of a coalition so potential?

Mr. Branch's libels were coarse, scandalous,
and boldly reiterate 1. It was difficult to be-
"ieve them wholly found itioaless, because an
investigation was demmdel with such persist-
ent audacity. Branch openly avowel his rea-
diness to establish all his statements, however
lefamatory; an! although they criminated ci-
tizens whose good name we had always been
taught to esteem, they started our incredulity,
and set every thinking mini astir with painful
distrust. We were glad, therefore, to find a
legitimate course aloptel, aid an appeal to the
laws made to decide the truth or falsity of the
accusations.

Mr. Branch, as a libeller of the most extrav-
agant kind, merited condign punishment; but,
after all, it is very clear that Mr. Branch's
strange, wild, energetio, incoherent nature, has
been made use of by somebody else to accom-
plish his own purposes. Branch has been the
catspaw of some deeper an! more sanely plot-
ting intellect behind the curtain; and we re-
gret that the Recorder considered it necessary
to rule out the testimony which might have
introduced us to the principals in this offensive
operation, instead of their harum-scarum in-
strument. It would have beou, as far as the

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'SALLIGATOR.

libelled ones are concerned, much better to
have probed the whole affair to the bottom,
•Ten if the exact rule of evidence had been
made to yield temporarily to the exigency. It
would have been better for them to let the pub-
lic perceive precisely on -what ground all this
edifice of mendacity had been contracted. It
would have exhibited the confidence which
belongs to conscious innocence. It would not
only have exposed the real wire-workers of this
game of wholesale calumniation, 1 nt, in dem-
onstrating the integrity of the parties assailed,
it would have left no unexplained mystery, no
dubious point of fact, around which malice
might still gather the shadowy wind-breath of
current scandal. If, however, they are satis-
fied, we ought to be. We are not convinced
that Randall's Island 16 a paradise of official
morality, and the great public would not credit
us were we to hazard an assertion to that effect;
but we are satisfied that the particular charges
made by Mr. Branch are mitre, though impos-
ed upon him as truths, and we hope that, hav-
ing had their probity completely substantiated
in the premises, the gentlemen so recklessly
accused by Mr. Branch are not disposed to be
yindictiv e._fgl [

In conclusion, we must be permitted to say-
that we do not admire the tone of the Recor-
der's remarks on passing sentence. It is the
first time we have had occasion to allude to
this gentleman except in teims of merited
commendation. "We entertain a high opinion
of his general impartiality. His promptitude, j
his disdain for pettifogger's quibbling, his nice
sense of justice, and his freedom from those
tainted associations which rob the bench in
some quarters of dignity and public confi-
dence, have all contributed to place him in the
front rank of our criminal magistracy. We do
not impugn his integrity, therefore, \y\t the
quality of his judgment both in imposing so
severe a sentence upon this weak and foolish
victim of designing knaves, and in speaking of
"other libellers," to all ol whom he contem-
plates meting out a "similar punishment."
We know very well that he intended to threat-
en no respectable press, or to hint at fetters in
terrortm upon its proper independence— hut
his language may be easily misinterpreted;
and when we consider how liable the most
prudent journalist is to daily imposition, the
observation that "this verdict settles the fact
that no man can make an assertion in a news-
paper without being liable to be punished
criminally, unless he can substantiate it,"
seems to us one of gratuitous harshness, and
in any body else would be called one of petu-
lence and ill-humor. Branch's excitement,
however, had doubtless disturbed the usual
current of quiet feeling which characterizes
the conduct of the Recorder, and we see the
effect. The best of us are open to these influ-
ences, and we are not inclined to forget how
much the community owes to the general hon-
esty and equity of Recorder Barnard, in our
exceptions to what is, perhaps, but a hasty ex-
pression or so in the present instance.

Considering that there are at least 10 or 12
suits for libel pending against the Herald, for
gross and malicious libels upon sundry respec

partirlity he little expects by coercing him, of curious comment among the people, neces-
despite his self-importance, to keep company sarily provoked by the seemingly harsh and
with Mr. Branch, as a reward for some of | rough-shod prooedure in the case. It is to be

regretted the matter was not fully cleared vp
by the production of the entire evidenoe.

How Bhangh confkokts his Fatb. — The
renowned tamer of alligators — I may as well
add, en passant — was duly surrendered to
Warden Finch on Thursday, having been es-
corted hither to his prison by a little host of
friends, whose temper indicated no disposition
to desert him. Sympathy is strongly in his
favor, on the ground, of course, that, whatev-
er may be thought of his offence, his treat-
ment at the hands of the officials and lawyers,
has been such as only a weak and compara-
tively friendless man like him would meet.
You will soon see his prosecutors forced to sue
for his deliverance, just as eagerly as tk*$
have pressed for his imprisonment.
Besides the sensation created here, it has

his virulent ssaults on private caharcter.

JJ^. [Froni'the N. Y. Svnday Mtrevry.]
liBuANcn's Sektejjce.— ■ Quite unexpectedly
the trial of Stephen H. Branch, for libel against
Mayor Tiemann, Simeon Draper and Isaac Bell,
was brought up and dispatched, during the past
week, with a velocity which would make the
mostwhoh someimpression, were the rest of the
District Attorney's calendar ptit through with
equal promptness and exemplary effect. Li anch
was found guilty, and sentenced to one year's
imprisonment on BlfickweD's Island, and two
hundred and fifty dollars fine. The 2'rilvne^ in
alluding to this sentence of Branch by Recorder
Barnard, says

" Considering that the libeL however
groundless essentially, appears to have had a
real foundation in statements made to Branch
by persons whom he undoubtedly believed,
and whom his counsel had ready to produce
(but their testimony was not allowed), we
must consider this sentence a severe one. We
believe it will excite for him a sympathy which

been noticeable that a general scattering — "o*
leave" — of certain subordinates, has take*
place during the late " inquest." It is doubt-
ful if Stephen will, even here, have a chance
to confront the mysterious "matron." The
fright of the trial being apparently over, the
it is unwise to provoke. Branch, we believe, fugitives from the Aims-House will doubtless

has been trying pretty hard to libel if* in his
abusive little sheet; but we have never con-
sidered his slanders worth any sort of notice.
It may be well to stop his career, but not to
make him a martyr. And we say most deci-
dedly, that considering the libel for which he-
was indicted was really based on information

fternished him by persons whom he had reason
to believe, we deem his sentence a harsh one,
anfl trust it may be mitigated by pardon."

By the press generally, the matter is regard-
ed pretty much in the same temper, excepting case, so mysteriously and adroitly evaded by
the anomalous instance of the Herald ! That the prosecution. Then only can the provoking

return forthwith, tinder the discipline of
these precincts they. will find their best pro-
tection, as well from the impertinence of cross-
examining lawyers, as from the no less strin-
gent inquiries of a keen public curiosity, main-
ly aroused by the suppression of the inside
testimony which could be found here. The
nature and source of this I have already point-
ed out. Should the motion in arrest of judg-
ment reopen the trial, it will doubtless be for
the admission of the main evidence in the

immaculate sheet takes occasion to give utter-
ance' to any extent of wrath and indignation
against Branch and his Alligator, and charac-
teristically against such of its cotemporaries,
present and past, as it would desire to
denounce and stigmatise, with an odor which
has by no means been washed from its own
bedraggled garments. Indeed, as the di-
rect object of the Herald would appear to be
a malicious fling at the Spirit of the Times in
view of another case on the Recorder's docket
— that of Judge Russell's indictment — so the
the Herald lays itself liable to another indict-
ment, which has been duly entered against
Bennett for no less than twenty-five thousand
dollars.^ ^ ggk

The Herald's fulminations, and the political
pressure brought to bear upon Branch by his
prosecutors must inevitably have the effect of
exeiting a warm public sympathy for their ob-
ject. Such, indeed, is the manner in which
the infliction of the full penalty of the statute
is regarded in this case, that the prosecutors
themselves will be forced to step in as petition-
ers for a pardon, or incur no little odium in the
business. Besides, what is very sensibly re-
marked by the Tribune, as to the foundation
of Branch's charges, it might be added that
the public have no means of judging whether
those charges are well founded or not. By a
table citizens, itls really refreshing to peruse : course of proceedings altogether extraordinary

rumors, now so general, be set at rest, or satis-
factorily determined.

The fate of Branch here, it appears, will be
in no degree lenient, as there is more than one
petty tyrant under the vice royalty who seems
desirous of venting his spleen upon the unfor-
tunate man. He has taken his place, it appears r
already, by direction of the keepers, beside
the common fellows in the quarries. The di-
rections of one of the Governors is quoted to
the effect that he would be "put through the)
roughest course of training any man ever got
on the Island." I have purposely withheld a
variety of matters in connection with these
precincts this week, until the interests witfc
Stephen, with regard to the Ten Governors, is
more definitively settled.

New York, Saturday, August 21, 1868.

its comments upon the warning given by Re
corder Barnard in the Branch case, to libellers
generally. What the Alligutw is, the Herald
was ; and if the latter has improved in decen-
cy in proportion as it has increased in respon-
sibility, necessity, not choice, lies at the bot-
tom of the metamorphosis. We are afraid that
the Recorder's hint was purposed, in fact, for
the special edification of the Herald. And,
notwithstanding that journal's sudden disposi-
tion to saponize loth the gentlemen on the
bench of the General Sessions, instead of its
eustomary one, the Recorder may chance to
give its responsible conductor a lesson of im-

on the part of the piosecution, the apparent
real evidence in the case was completely ex-
cluded, and Branch convicted solely upon the
oaths of his prosecutors, without an actual in-
vestigation of the presumed issue on which the
libel originated. The public are largely exer-
cised on the matter, and inquiry is particularly
active as to who the "Matron" really is?
Why she was not put upon the stand, and
what she could have to say for herself? How
would her previous character have justified
her taking the stand as a witness, or of hold-
ing the position she has occupied under the
chief magistrate? These points are matters

If there be one thing more than another oa
which we hael fully made up our minds it it
this: that our country is pre-eminently free —
yea, the freest in the whole family of nation*.
But the history of the past week has taught M
how very easily it is to be mistaken.

The trial of Stephen H Branch in our Court
of Sessions, a few days ago, teaches us a lesson
which we ought not soon to forget. From the
time that our great nabob, Mayor Tieman, as-
sociated with the Peter Cooper guild, first made
their complaint, or " Trinity" of complaint*,
down to the passing of the sentence in tht
Court of Sessions, the trial was one of the most
vindictive and one-sided affair, on the part of
the prosecution, that we recollect during our
sojourn on this " miserable globe."

In the first place, it was proved on the vial
that one of the complainants, or more properlj
persecutors, had never been before the Grand
ury. In the second place, it would appear
Jhat indictmeBts by the dozen must have heel
trefsrred against the accused ; for if we reeel-

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR

leet aright, he was arrested every day for nearly
a fortnight, previous to his trial. And again we
have been told — how far it is true we care not
to inquire — that one man who professed great
friendship for him, and became his bail on the
last arrest, two days before his trial, on the fol-
lowing day withdrew his bail, and delivered
the unfortunate man up to his adversaries ; and
in consequence of this latter act realised a con-
tract from the city authorities. " Save us from
©nr friends."

If all this be true, it is one of the most arrant
pieces of villany ever recorded of Christian
men.

When we come into court we, unfortunately,
if possible, find things worse. The rnling of
the Judge was altogether too strict — too severe
— in fact too arbitrary. The Judge, it appears
to us, made it a point of his business to shield,
as much as possible, the complainants on the
one hand, by interfering in behalf of the Ma-
yor, when he was being cross-questioned by
defendant's Counsel ; whilst on the other hand
he ruled out the principal evidence in support
of the defendant, and of course deprived the
accused of the slightest shadow of a chance to
establish his innocence.

Then comes the Recorder's charge to the
Jury. And that we think is in keeping ; or,
perhaps, we ought to say an improvement on
the spirit of the whole proceedings. Let any

that the great extent of our city already, im-
poses a burden on the present firemen so great,
that we have no right to expect that it will be
borne a great while longer by a voluntary Fire
Department.

It is evident that something should be done at
once to furnish the Fire Department, the relief
that they have a right to expect from the ex-
cessive labor that is unavoidable in drawing
their engines to and from, and the hazzard and
fatigue of working them at the numerous fires
that take place.

In the opinion of your subscriber, the plan of
placing light carts with hore at convenient
distances in every street, to be at the service
of a body of police, all interested to use this
hore for the extinguishment of fires with the
greatest possible energy and effect, is the best
that can be adopted. By this arrangement it
is safe to calculate that the present Fire De-
partment will be relieved from something like
three quarters of the duties they are now call-
ed upon to perform. As an equivalent for this
relief, I propose that the Fire Department shall
become the guard of honor for our city, to be
called out as firemen or soldiers whenever
their services are required by the proper au-
thorities of our city. This arrangement pro-
poses to continue the present Fire Department
with every privilege they now enjoy, and re-
lieve them from more than half the labors

one sit down and read that charge calmly and J they are now required to perform.
dispassionately, and we venture to assert that j It is believed by your subscriber, that the
for severity the reader cannot find a case to sur- plan proposed will make the Fire Department

pass it, nor perhaps even to equal it in the his
tory of modern English jurisprudence.

Then, if we consider the hurried manner in
which the prosecution got up this trial, and
their mode of conducting it, as described above,
we must consider the proceedings unwarranted
by the premises ; and formes a great contrast
to the tardy manner in which our Courts meet
out their infinitismal doses of punishment to
Thieves, Burglars, Murderers and Desperadoes.

There is still another charge, which in our
opinion is the gravest of all. After the ren-
dition of the verdict the counsel for the de-
fence moved a stay of proceedings ; now mark
the reply of his honor. That he had yester-
day considered the possibility of swh an ap-
plication, and had then made up his mind
that it could not be granted. So from this it
would appear, that the whole affair was set

and also the present active Police Department,
the most useful and honorable bodies of men
in our city. The hearty co-operation of the
members of the Fire Department, and also the
members of the Police to secure for our city
the blessings which must naturally result from
this arrangement, will entitle them not only to
the pecuniary advantages that must result to
themselves and their families, but to the last-
ing gratitude and respect of every worthy in-
habitant of our city.

It is worthy of remark that the insurance
companies of this city have now in their employ
eighty (80) men, at an expense of thirty (30)
thousand dollars a year, to watch against fires.
I am informed that they intend greatly to in-
crease this force ; in addition, your subscriber,
with a great number of merchants and private
families, have for years constantly employed

and morals of thousands of the best and most
enthusiastic young men of our city from being
broken down and destroyed by their loss of
time and the excessive labor occasioned by the
numerous fires that take place, and which
would mainly be prevented by adopting the
arrangement proposed.
All of which is most respectfully submitted.
Yours, with great respect,

PETER COOPER,

"Wb have no doubt that by this time it is
pretty generally understood, that we have an
engagement to fulfil, with the coroperation
which, for the present, requires our almost corv-
stant attentions. "We offer this as an excuse,
partly for some very excellent extracts from the
press, which our readers will accept, together
with our best wishes. We also indulge
in the hope that in our Geological researches
among the islands of the sea, that we shall
make some valuable discoveries which will be
of use to the inhabitants of the earth, and to
the dwellers in Gotham in particular.

A Capital Hoax. — Some men plagiarise the
thoughts of others, without being at all aware,
of the pungency of the fact as regards them-
selves. The Herald, in alluding to a few of
the " minor press," gotten up and "spiced'
precisely as the Herald itself originally was,
when it first attracted public attention,
remarked : "These fellows must be taught that
they cannot use the liberty of the press so far
as to make it the vehicle of their dirty thoughts
and dirtier expressions, and that an honorable
profession is not to be degraded because they
hang upon its skirts, like foul birds hovering
over their prey." The beauty of it is, this ex-
tract is, word for word, the language employed
by the Courier and Enquirer, in March, 1842,
in relation to the Herald itself 1— Mercury.

tied before the parties came into court; and so i pl . ivate wa tchmen, to guard our stores and
far as the trial goes, it was simply a collateral i^ atch om . dwellings from robbery and fires,
incident of the proceedings, and not at all an | M that these cost! and more! wou] a be gladly
operation for attaining the great end of justice. contr ibuted to a body of police who would, by

Now, we do not say a word as to the guilt
or innocence of Mr. Branch. He may be
guilty — he may be innocent; we are just as
far, if not farther, from that point than we were
a month ago; and this is the ground of our
complaint.

a faithful performance of duty, secure the
necessary relief for our Fire department, by
lessening annually the number of fires, and
also by reducing the amount of property stolen
below the average agreed upon.

I have taken the liberty to invite the atten-

If such proceedings be allowed permanently L
\.j. ■ ■ ■ • » • .- S tion of vour honorable body to an arrange

to ob tarn in our courts of justice, then we say u , , •! , _

that " trial by jury becomes a mockery, a delu-
sion, and a snare."

AN IMMORTAL PETITION.

The Wise Peter Cooper, and his most extraor-
dinary proposal of a Tank on the summit
»f the City Hall, for the extinguishment of
disastrous conflagarations.

[Document No. 13.]

Boabd of Aldermen, \
February 6, 1854. ,
The following petition of Peter Cooper, in
relation to the prevention and extinguishing , of
fire, and to give greater efficiency to the Police
Department, was received and laid on the table
and ordered to be printed.

D. T. Valentine,
Clerk.
To the Hon. the Mayor and Common Council
of the city of New York.

[Concluded.]
It must be apparent to every reflecting mind

mfnt and principle by which a large majori-
ty of all the officers in the employ of the eity
will become pecuniarily and otherwise in-
terested in a faithful performance of their
duty. Such performance will not only secure
to them the large fund provided by the Corpo-
ration, and in addition the fund to be recover-
ed from the insurance companies, as a reward
for reducing the loss by fire below the average
agreed upon, but they would, in addition, find
the faithful performance of duty the surest
relief from excessive labor, by diminishing the
number of fires and the amount of crime that
now form so great and so unpleasant a part of
their present labor.

The principal idea in the foregoing commu-
nication, was presented by your subscriber to
a previous Common Council, some twelve
years since, under a full 6ense of the great ad-
vantages fiat would result by saving millions
of property annually from destruction, and
what is of more value, it would save the health

FRANK LESLIE AGAIN ARRESTED.

RICH SCENE AT THE TOMBS !

[From the Sunday Timet.]

Frank Leslie was again arrested yesterday morning, on win-
plaint of Aldermen Eeed and Tuomy. The officer told Mr.LeiB*
that hie orders. were imperative to lake him at onee before Justlot
OBOorne at the TombB, -without allowing him to send for counsel
or seek for bail. On arriving at the Tombs, they were met by AV
dermen Tuomy and Reed, accompanied by Mr. John Graham,
their counsel. Justice Osborne asked Mr. Leslie if he demanded
an examination. Mr. Leslie stated that he had not been allowed
time to send for his counsel, and did not know what course to pur-
sued Justice Osborne said he could have time to send for counsel
and for bail.

Mr. Graham then produced the complaints. That of Alderman.
Reed set forth that Mr. Leslie had published a picture represent-
ing him in the garb of a butcher, with a party of Irishmen driving
a miserable and diseased-looking cow, without tail or horns, up to
his stall. The leader of the party, Mr. Mike O'Flannagan, is rep-
resented as saying : " I read you tould the aldermen t'other day
that swill-fed beef was -worth half a cent a pound more than any
other kind of meat. Here's a beauty, yer honor ; doesn't he look
fat and luscious? Arrah ! don't yer eyes watber tolouk at it?—
Here's the baste ; we've brought it on purpose fer yez. Hand u
over the dimes!"

Alderman Reed is represented as saying :— " I don't deal in that
kind of beef. I stated that as an alderman, not as a butcher."

Aid. Tuomy makes two complaints against Mr. Leslie. I* th*

first oue Aid. Tuomy i
on board the Ericsson,
shillelah in the other, sayu—

I'll throw him overboard, G-d d— n him." The second one tw
braces an alleged libellous article, and a caricature of Aldermen
Tuonirfcaiid Reed, in which their nasal peculiarities are most out-
rageously magnified. Mr. Graham stated to the court that he
desired to compel Leslie to pive (3,500 bail in each case; in the two
former instances, to keep the peace for twelve monthB ond ar>
stain from publishing any more caricatures ; and in the third case
to answer criminally to the Sessions. Mr. Graham proceeded to
say that they intended to show these English scoundrels that
they could cot libel and caricature respectable citizens'. with Ur>

Mr. Leslie said—" You had better keep cool, Mr. Graham."
Mr. Graham, who was evidently very much excited, lumped up
and said—" Don't speak to me, you scoundrel, or 1 shall not M
answerable for the consequences. I ask your Honor to note tnai
this is an attempt to intimidate respectable counsel. These fellows
intend to caricature the whole court. I'll neck the first man I sea
take out out a pencil. [At this juncture our reporter took out Jua
pencil and began to take notes.] The first acquaintance I ever
had with him showed him (pointing to Leslie) to be a d-d
scoundrel. If they will meet me on any fiat in New York (Point-
ing to Leslie and his friend Watson), I'll take the heads off both
of them. Ill show them by the swelling of their chops there •
no Miss Nancylim about me" rahaking his fist In their faces].

Mr. Luirji- "We are gentlemen— we are no pufUlets, ' m.
GrabaK."

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S AL-LIGS-ATOR.

"Ton are a G-d d— d Enjlwh thief. I can lick
—"Mr. Graham, you must atop thii, a* I can't

Mr. Graham.—
the pair of you."

Judge Osborne
allowft."

Mr. Graham— Within the past seventy-two hours he ha* sent a
akaft to the heart of the only remaining parent I have on earth,
and the other night 1 wont down alone past his establishment, in-
ftfrtlnr If I met mm, on the curb to whip him like a dog."

Mr. Leslie asked if the court intended to allow such procedings
to continue. They were gentlemen, and not blackguards.

Aid. Reed.— If they are gentleman, one has sailed under an alias
for the past five years."

Mr. Leslie.—" That is not true.

Justice Osborne.— "Gentlemen, you must stop this."

Mr Graham.— The only question La, an two gentlemen to be
constantly libelled by these English transports? They contamin-
ate the air. If I stay In the room with them much longer, I shall
suffocate. [Pointing to them.]. See what mean-looking English
thieves they are !" ', . __ . „ ,

At this juncture, a gentleman, who we believe is air. Leslie B
printer, got up and told Mr. Graham that he must not speak to
him In that way. Thin style of conversation continued some time
longer, but did not lead to any breach of the peace, although it
s evident that Mr. Graham needed but avery small provocation

FALL ELECTION.

Statu o? New-Toe*,
Office op teus Sboretabt of State,

Albant. August 3, 1858.

[

:
OIR-NOTIOri IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT AT THE GE-
O neral Election to be held in this State on the Tuesday succeed-
ing the firet Monday in November next, the following officer* are
to %e elected, to wit :

AGovERKon, in the place of John A, King; „ „ _

A Lieutenant Governor, in the place of Henry R. Selden ;

A Canal Commissioner, in the place of Samuel B. Ruggles, ap-
pointed in place of Samuel S. "Whallon, deceased ;

An Inspector of State Prison?, in the place of William A.
Russell ;

All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of Decem-

A Representative in the ThLrty-eLxth Congress of the United
States for the Third Congressional District, composed of the
First, Second, Third, Fifth and Eighth Wards in the city of New

A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States, for the Fourth Congressional District, composed of the

was ...

to make him take off his coat and "go In.

Mr. Leslie gave the required bail to keep the peace, justifying nw» u Sixth Tenth and Fourteenth Wards In the city of New
himself, in $6,000, and two suretios ol $2,500 each. Messrs. Sam I Yo rk •
S. Sherwood and Alexander Douglass became his bail.

Advertisements— 25 Cents a line.

Credit.— From two to four seconds, or a6 long as the Advertiser
«an hold his breath ! Letters and Advertisements to be left at No.
114 Nassau -street, second story, front room.

The abOTe is published pursuant to the notice of the Secretary
of State, aad the requirement* of the Statute in such caw bm<K

and proTided.

JAMES 0. WILLET, "<!

Sheriff of the City and County of New Tork,

ry All the public newspapers In the county will publish the
above once in each week until the election, and then hand In their
bills for advertising the same, so that thej may be bid befora the
Board of Supervisors, and passed for payment. See Revised
Stat, vol, 1, chap. 6, title S, article 2d, part 1st, page 140.

COREY AND SON, MERCHANT'S EXCHANGE, WALL
street, New York, Notaries Public and Commissioners— United
atates Passports issued In 3G hours.— Bills of Exchange, Drafts, and

Notes protested,— Marine protests noted and extended.

EDWIN F. COREY,
EDWIN F. COREY, Jr.

HERRING'S PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BUR-
glar Proof Safe, with Hall's Patent Powder Proof Locks,
afford tlie greatest security of any Safe in the world. Also, Side-
board and Parlor Safes, of elegant workmanship and finish, tor
plate, Ac. S. C. HERRING & CO.,

251 Broadway

QANTE MENTO.-No. 29 ATTORNEY STREET, NEAR
J5 Grand, has a superior assortment of Cloths, Cassimeres, and
Vestings, made to order in the most fashionable and approved Pa-
risian styles, and at short notice. Let gentlemen call and patronize
me, and! will do my utmost to pleasemy customers.

J VAN TINE, SHAN GAE RESTAURANT, No.
« street, New York.

1 DEY

S&J.W. BARKER. GENERAL AUCTIONEERS & REAL
v ESTATE BROKERS. Loans negotiated. Houses and
Stores Rented, Stocks and Bonds Sold at Auction or Private Sale

Also, FURNITURE SALES attended to at private houses.
Office, 14 Pine street, under Commonwealth Bank.

CARLTON HOUSE 406 BROADWAY, NEW YORK,
Bates and Holden, Proprietors.
THEOPHILUS BATES.
OREL J. HOLDEN.

GERARD BETTS & CO., AUCTION AND COMMISSION
Merchants, No. 106, Wall street, corner of Front street, New
York.

SAMUEL SNEDEN, SHIP & STEAMBOAT BUILDER —
My Office la at No. 31 Corlears street. New York; and my yards
and residence are at Greenpoint. 1 have built Ships and Steamers
for every portion of the Globe, for a long-term of years, and con
tinue to do so on reasonable terms. SAMUEL SNEDEN.

FULLMER AND WOOD, CARRIAGE MANUFACTUR
ers, No. 239 West Nineteenth street. New York.
Horse-shoeing done with dispatch, and In the most scientific
manner, and on reasonable terms.

BOOT & SHOE EMPORIUM.— EDWIN A BROOKS, IM-
porter and Manufacturer of Boots, Shoes and Gaiters,
Wholesale and Retail, No. 575. Broadway, and 150 Fulton Street,
New York.

WILLIAM M. SOMERYIXLE, WHOLESALE AND RE-
tail Druggist and Apothecary, 205 Bleecker street, corner of
Minetta, opposite Cottage Place, New York. All the popular Pat-
ent Medicines, Fresh Sweedish Leeches, Cupping, &c. Physicians'
Prescriptions accurately prepared, WM. M. SOMERVILLE.

AW. & T. HUME, MERCANT TAILORS, No. 82 6th
» Avenue, New York. We keep a large and elegant assort-
ment of every article that a gentleman requires. We make Coats,
Vests and Pants, after the latest Parisian fashions, and on reason
able terms. A. W. & T. HUME.

THE WASHINGTON, BY BARTLETT & GATES, No. 1
Broadway, New York. Come and see us, good friends, and
eat, and drink, and be merry, in the same capacious and patriotic
halls where the Immortal Washington's voice and laugh once rever-
berated.

O come to our Hotel,
And you'll be treated well.

BAKTLETT & GATES.

MC SPEDEN & BAKER, STATIONERY WAREHOUSE
and Envelope Manufactory. Nos. 29, 81, and 33 Beekman St
New York.

Envelopes of all patterns, styles and quality on hand, and
made to order for the trade and others, by Steam Maclunery
Patented April 8th, 1856.

FULTON IRON WORKS JAMES MBRPHY & CO.
Manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines. Boilers, &c
Iron and Brass Castings. Foot of Cherry Street, East River.

BRADD1CK & HOGAN, SALEMAKERS, No.272 SOUTH
Street, New York.
A&ningH,Tentaand Bags made to order.
5 B JESRE A. BRADDICK,

RICHARD HOGAN.

K Rf.i'resf.ntativh in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States for the Fifth Congressional District, composed of the Sev-
enth and Thirteenth Wards of the city of New York, and the
Thirteenth, Fourteenth, Fifteenth and Sixteenth Wards of Brook-

' a' Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States for the Sixth Congressional District, composed of the
Eleventh. Fifteenth and Seventeenth Wards in the City of New

A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States for the Seventh Congressional District, composed of the
Ninth,' Sixteenth, and Twentieth Wards In the City of New

And also a Representative In the Thirty-sixth Congress of the
United States for the Eighth Congressional District, composed of
the Twelfth, Eighteenth, Nineteenth. Twenty-first, and Twenty-
second Wards in the City of New York.

COUNTY OFFICERS ALSO TO BE ELECTED FOR SAID
COUNTY.
Seventeen Members of Assembly :
A SnERipr, in the place of James O, Willett ■
A County Clerk, In the place of Richard b. Connolly :
Four Coroners, in the place of Frederick W. Perry, Edward
Connerv, Robert Gamble and Samuel C Hills ;
All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of December

ne th'e attention of Inspectors of Election and County Canvassers
is directed to Chapter oiO of Laws of 1868, a copy of which is
printed, for instructions in regard to their duties under said law.
''submitting the question of calling a Convention to revise the
Constitution and amend the same to the people of the State.

Chap. 320.
AN ACT to submit the question of calling a Convention to revise
the Constitution and amend the same, to the People of the
State: . , ,

Passed April 17, 18oS— three-fltths being present.
The People of the Stale of New York, represented m henate
and Assembly, do enact as follows :
Seotion 1 The Inspectors of Election in each town, ward and
election district in tins State, at the annual election to be held In
November next, shall provide a proper box to receive the ballots
of the citizens of this State entitled to vote for members of the
Legislature at such election. On such ballot shall be written or
printed, or partly written and printed, by those voters who are in
favor of a Convention, the words : ■-' Shall there be a Convention
to Revise the Constitution and amend the same ? Yes. Ana try
those voters who are opposed thereto, the words : Shall there be
a Convention to Revise the Constitution and amend the same /
No " And all citizens entitled to vote as aforesaid shall be allow-
ed to vote by ballot as aforesaid, in the election district m which
he resides, and not elsewhere. ,

52 So much of the articles one, two and three, of title lour, or
chapter one hundred and thirty, of an act entitled An act re
spectlng elections other than for militia and town officer, passed
April fifth, eighteen hundred and forty-two, and the acts amending
the same, us regulates the manner of conducting e ections and
lh .\ Ul „„,.., ,,hsto be administered, and inquiries to be made, pi
persons offering to vote, shall be deemed applicable to the votes to
be eiven or offered under the act : and the manner of voting and
challenges, and the penalties for false swearing, prescribed by law,
are hereby declared in full force and effect in voting or offering to
vote under this act. ■ . ... ..„«„

5 2 The said votes given for and against a convention, in pursu-
ance of this act, shall be canvassed by the Inspectors of the several
election districts or polls of the said election in the manner pre-
scribed by law, and as provided in article four, of title four ot
chapter one hundred and thirty of the said act, passed April fifth,
ei»lit-cn hundred and forty-two, and the acts amending the same,
as far as the same are applicable ; and such canvass shall be com-
pleted by ascertaining the whole number of votes given in each
election district or poll for a convention, and the whole number ot
votes given against such convention, in the form aforesaid ; and
the result being found, the inspectors shall make a statement in
ords. at lull length, of the number of ballots received in relation
to such convention, and shall also state in words, at full length
the whole number of ballots having thereon the words, Shall
there be a Convention to revise the Constitution and amend the
same'' No." Such statements as aforesaid shall contain a cap-
tion stating the day on which, and the number of the district, the
town or ward, and the county at which the election was held, and
at the end thereof a certificate that such statement Is correct in all
respects, which certificate shall be subscribed by all the inspectors,
and a true copy of such statement shall be Immediately filed by
them in the office of the clerk of the town or city.

6 4 The original statements, duly certified as aforesaid, 'ball be
delivered by the inspectors, or one of them to be deputed for that
purpose to the supervisor, or, in case there be no supervisor, or
he shall be disabled from attending the board of convaesers, then
to one of the assessors of the town or ward, within twenty-four
hours after the same shall have been subscribed by such inspec-
tors, to be disposed of as other statements at such election, are

"To r somuch of articles first, second, third, and fourth, of title
fifth of chanter one hundred and thirty, of the act entitled, An
act respecting elections other than for militia and town officers,
and the acts amending the same, as regulateathe dnaesofConn-
ty Canvassers and their proceedings, and the out; of Count)
Clerks, and the Secretary of State, and the Board of State Can.
vaasere, shall be applied to the canvassing and ascertaining the
will of the people ot this State in relation to the proposed con-
JentSn and if it shall appear that a majority of the votes or
ballots given in and returned as aforesaid are against a conven-

FRANCI8 B. BALDWIN, WHOLESALE AND RETAJJfc
CLOTHING 4 FURNISHING WAREHOUSE, No. W
and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Hester Btreets, New York,
Large and elegant assortments of Youths' and Boys' Clothing.

J.' G.' BARNUM, '

F. B. BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense Ertab-
lishmcnt. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY! An entire New
Stock of GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S and CHILDREN'S
CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best workmen in the
city, isnow opened for inspection. Also, a superior stock of FUR-
NISHING GOODS. Ail articles are of the Best Quality -and hay-
ing been purchased during the crisis, WILL BE SOLD VERT
LOW ' The Custom Department contains the greatest variety of
CLOTHS. CASSIMERES, and VESTLNGB. „ A _„i_,

Mr.BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G. BARNUM,
who has had great experience in the business, having been thirty
years connected with the leading Clothing Establishments of the
city.

JAMES DONNELLY'S COAL YARD-TWENTY-SIXTH
street and Second Avenue. I always have all kinds of coal
on hand, and of the very best quality, which I will sell as low as
anyothercoal dealer in the United States. „„„,.,., T _

JAMES DONrih.LLI.

WILLIAM COULTER, CARPENTER.-
been engaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who '

.a ... .1 ,.!-.,...... ll ,t 1 vvt il l.,lil.l -w .'. I, "1 hOtlSM

I HAVE LONG

sure all who wffl

favor me with their patronage, that I will build as good houses, or
anything else In my line, as any other carpenter in the city of New
York. I will also be as reasonable in charges for my work at
any other person.

opk.

WILLIAM COULTER, Carpenter,
Rear of 216 East Twentieth street, New Y

WW. OSBORN, MERCHANT TAILOR, 9 CHAMBER
, street, near Chatham street, New York.

SOLOMON BANT A, ARCHITECT, NO. 93 AMOS STREET,
New York. I have built as many houses and stores as any
Architect In this city, or the United States, and I can produce vou-
chers to that effect; and I flatter myself that I can build edifice*
that will compare favorably. In point of beauty aud durability, with
those of any Architect In this country. I am prepared to receive
orders in my line of business at No. 93 Amoastrcet.New York.

SOLOMON BANTA.

ONDERDONK. — THIRTEENTH WARD
HoteC 406 and 407 Grand street, corner of Clinton street,
New Y'ork.

T> OBERT

CHAIR & OFFICE FURNI-
:turer, Nc
of Read street, New York, Room No. 15.

W ture Dealer' and Manufacturer; No. 269 Broadway, cornet

HOUSE— JOSEPH HYDE PROPRIETOR,
comer Grand and Essex street. Wines, Liquors.and Cigars
of the best brands. He Invites his friends to give him a oau.
Prompt and courteous attention given his patrons.

-piASHION

WILLIAM A. CONKLTN, ATTORNEY AND COUNSEL-
lor at Law, No. 176 Chatham street, New York. Any busi-
ness entrusted to his charge from citizens of this city or any part
of the country, will receive prompt and faithful attention, aad be
conducted on reasonable terms. „,.,,.,, , „„.,,- TT , T
W ILLI AM A. CONKLIN.

" KNAPP & CO., WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
Dealers In Butter, Cheese, Eggs,Poultry and country produoe,
No! — Clinton Market, opposite Page's Hotel, New York.

GEO. KNAPP.
H.D.ALBERS.

GIEO.

H JONES & HOFF. whose place of business is in front of the
• Astor House, keenal] the latest publications of the day. In-
cluding all the Daily and Weekly Nowspapers. The public patroa-
age Is most respectfully solicited.

FOWLER. CARPENTER AND BUILDER

EDMUND _
No.74Reade street, near Broadway, New York.
N. B.— All kinds of Jobbing doneat short notice.

BOWERY NEWS DEPOT, NO. ITT BOWERY.-CON-
stantly on hand, Dally, Sunday, and Weekly Papers, Monthly
Magazines. Play Books, Stationary, Ac, &c. English Papers per

Steamers. All orders punctually attended to.

BENNET & CARROLL.

AMERICAN GLASS COMPANY, MANUFACTURE AND
keen constantlyon hand at their Warehouse, Plain, Moulded,
and Cut Flint Glass Ware, In all its varieties. Also Druggists' and
Perfumers' Ware of all Kinds. Wholesale Warehouses, No. 1*5
Pearl street, New York, and No. 64 Kllby street. Boston. (Facto-
ries at South Boston.) D. Burrill & Co., Agents, New York.

J NO. WARD. JR., REAL ESTATE AGENT, OFFICES
No. 5 Tryon Row, corner Chatham street, (opposite the Park,)
a ew York, and 4th Avenue, near 126th street, Harlem.

jjj^waj.'New *York— Depots for the sale of Perfumery, and

every article connected with the Toilet.

We now Introduce the "BOUUUET D'OGARITA. or Wild
Flower of Mexico," which is superior to anything of the kind in
the civilized world. EDWARD PHALON ft SON.

PC. GODFREY, STATIONER, BOOKSELLER, AUD
. General News dealer, No. 831 Broadway, New York, near
13th street.

AUGUST BRENTANO, CORNER OF HOUSTON STREET
and Broadway, has all the latest Publications, and receives
all the Foreign Papers by every steamer. He also has the back
numbers of almost every paper published, including Branch s
"Alligator."

/ (LINTON LUNCH, OYSTER AND DINLW SALOON,

I i No 19 lV.-kman street. The best of Liquors and Cigars.
UEO. W. WARNER.
SAMUEL M. MILLER.

tion. then the said canvassers are require to cert tv and declare
that fact bv a certificate, subscribed by them.' and filed with the
Secretary b! State : but if it shall appear by the said canvass that
a majority of the ballots or vol, s given as aturc.-ald are lor a con-
ve inn. then th,i shall bv like certificates, to be hied as afore-
said, declare that tact ; and tin said Secretary shall communicate
acopvof such certificate to both branches of the Legislature,
at the onenlng of the next session thereof: Yours, respectfully.
irnnSm r TUCKER, Secretary of State.

i^JKtlUS ■ GIDEON J.

SHEBirT's Oftice,
New Yobk, August 4, 1368.

AVID WILLIAMS. ATTORNEY AM) COUNSELLOR
at Law, No. 15 Centre street. New York.

JW MASON, MANUFACTURER, WHOLESALE AND
. Retail dealers in all kinds .if Chairs, Wash Stands, Settees,
Ac, No.S77and379Pe«rlstreet,New York.
Cane and Wood Seat Chairs, ui Boxes, for Shipping.

ENJAMLN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, IN REAL

J l,ots for sale m all parts

of Broadway, Seventh

J3"3Sate, Houses"and~sforei "an i Lots foi

of the City. Office at the junction
avenue, and Forty-sixth street.

Volume I—Ho. 19.

[Reported by Our Reporter.]

A Political Social Party—The Wire-Pull-
BraS Ulg Notes -What they fhinkof

[Scene opens in a private coomj attached to
a drinking saloon, near Bleecker street where
toff gun, are admitted by checks printed on
sundry scraps ot cards, winch read :—'• Admit
-ur. — a tried and proved Political Sucker."]

The, leaders being assembled, and each one
Having rebanished the inner man by various
glasses ot doubtful li, JUO r, and settling them-
selves quietly down to enjoy the luscious flavor
01 a Havana segar— manufactured in New York

J^ATURDAY, AUGUST 28, 1858.

resolution. But, about-abont those contracts
Sucker No. 1 [who acts as chairman, jumps

fmm ™m s 7 — """"""""reuiiiflefflork some of hs friends bv furnishing t! ' '
^cabbage leaves, fcc-the conversation and still W ta & &£*& &"£?£

tbus opens:

Sucker No 1-1 say ! gentlemen, we have
made a bad strike !— yes, a d-d bad strike I

auelcer Alo. 2, (looking up in surprise)— Mow
—I a., not understand you, Brother

Sucker No. 8.— Neither do I, unless be al-
ludes to that unfortunate affair of Branch— a
poor, unlawful devil, whom our most worthy
Mayor and that Pnnce of Recorders, Barnard
have caused to be employed to "do the State
some service." And I say he has received his

people honor and appreciate the Mayor and

fcSVa the v f course ' h " 1 to act -

c oi ding to the evidence given, and the rules

and regulations of the Court— hence the nublic I n " ""- ™ ".au-man, mps

wi not think anything wrong of tLm i , h' J ",' '" akeS a ^l' e ^h)-Sorry to

will have a powerful roactioif on om ■ p. rtv- oL "? T#? ° f Sacker Na 2 so ^ruptiy

Sucker No. 3— Then, Brothers, I say to vou
as Brothers of this immaculate body of Suck-
ers, ,t behoves ns as Chiefs in eomman of
tins fraternity, to get Branch out-no differ-
ence as to the means. We can, perhaps use
some ot his friends, by furnishing the money

not to be considered; we have too much at
stake to hesitate on account oi dollars ami
cents. Our popularity must be redeemed— or
^washed just as you please .,, ,,,n the
term. \\ hat say yon. Brother Suckers s

bucket No. 2 (who appears to be deeph lost
in some contract speculation, look-, upi-That

last contract of ours for pav Ah ' I bee

pardon for alluding to a new subject; hut the

tact is 1 cannot get those contracts — -

-Sucker No. 2, will please not

H^oonfu r ■> " c uaH received Pis flunrmm £

J-g -ureas I am called by this fraternity wander ■*£& su bject. but J-JC^"

marks to the object for which this meeting
was called By reference to Art. 78 of the

Sucker A o. l.- Yea , brother, that is the
worst stroke ot political policy we ever made,
the Press says so too, with but one or two ex-
ceptions, and these exceptions are worthless to
us as nobody cares what the Satanic says, (it
not being quoted on 'Change;; and as to the
Leader ot Democracy, that is little better than

"' "f,^ ot • "; ei ;c.less set of editorial scamps,
who take a fiendish delight in exhibiting us to
the public in as many colors as the eamelion ;
and besides, they are backed np by at least
two-thirds of the community, who have no
particular love for us-all of them, apparently
A,ul P f M, IDg "n h u tWs sca P e -S°at, Branch

.„„., , , .; , ~»wv„. uu. a so aoruptiy

' an t help it, however, as he will not cou-
nt f /° }H subject > ,je must «»nam
Mlent and stand liquor all round. [No 2
pays the liquor with bad grace.] There, that

■o rtr " le gV ^ ly [alludin e t0 the H*™*, of
couisej; now to the question. The conclusion
you have arrived at relative to Branch and the
Press, generally, I have bee, deeply cogitating
m my own mind during the last "two weeks"
iheseare the most important drawbacks we
have ever had to contend against since the
organization ot this fraternity. God knows
»'■ have no sympathy for our victims, and
certainly not for Branch; still, I am for pnrsn
ing that me of policy which will benefit o U r-

fnJnt i ,' S n , 0t F 0l .' Cy t0 P ersecut e Branch
further. Our leech-tangs must be let loose—
I" must be set at liberty. He can be of great
service to us this fall. We must secure a ma-
jority ot the city government at the next elec-
tion^that ,s, have a majority pledged to our
interest! l no difference what then

c 1 1 1 • 1 1 ■ political
' reed may be. Suckers, you know have norh

By-laws/the Broth;; wmlind he" lias' b Jen 7 M 8 "* T'"^ ' ^ ' ; ' "'" >• «'"
olating an important duty, which y " E 1 ! ^ mouth of each Sucker.] In order

ery member of the Fratemttfof tuckers is to er e nf r^ el ! ction ° f those who wiU °«*
conduct himself in the manner of a leech Ind S T? V " mst have Branch out

never let go to grasp a new object , theW f" ^ 0t gl ' e:U senioe to ™

life-blood is all sucked out. and Cv bft'h „' w'TT' "* T 7 , be '&* * we can g e t

destitute of sustenance." And farther "It S K 7 ■ n *P«™>«^ him that we are his best
thus" we read in another part of the B 1« M Jo^ ^^ electi °"- ^ ^ becomes

. — — ^..o ,„ r mqiera

sity of first settling the account with our pres-
ent victim — Branch

;;::a'',i"i r.:; 1 ": 1 '" 1 ' ^Justness of the

over to our side, ^-fSJS&ISS^ flS."^! ■" *?" "^"^^ ° f —-

w- I** ^ y ° f Wire -P« lli ><y Suckers, had
better leave for parts unknown.

Sucker No. 2.— I coincide

= with Brother
Sucker No. 1. He speaks very truly We
must check-mate this hue-and-cry of the Press
some way or another. It will not do to
threaten them with the fate of Branch-that
woud only make them worse— yes, the verv
devi s in their establishments would set an a
Howl. No, no ! we must avoid all further de-
monstrations of this kind. The Press will not
be threatened. Hence you see the precarious
predicament we occupy. No doubt but the

~~«i,iiiim ux ours — now

being carried on towards completion by our
agents, that r '

f'^' -\<< ; 3 (rising i„ great indignation)-!
call the Brother, Sucker No. 2, to order' He
is wandering to those infernal contracts again.
I hope the Chair will sustain its dignity by
compelling the Brother to stick to Branch <

CAavrman—The Brother will .peak on the
subject before the , house or remain silent.

eonS- qu ^ V3n hXrace fift fflS V^' U « ' *- -~

question-after liquoring all roun 1 l-I pe ■ J w/ 7 f T""!' ^ »'° h '"""-

foctly agree with\he last propoffi sugg'es -" mean o'in inuat _ b'^ 6 S», ^ W Joes uot

ed by our worthy Brother, and second ifaTa P hcab le to me W ° rd Iustltute " »* *P"

h ugh as only suckers can.] I say, Brother
Suckers, considering the rich pickings, by way
"' '■'"■ ""A &c, after the first of 'January
est. this ,s the best course to be pursued to
Ine our pockets from the public treasury.
And now, m eonclusion Brother Suckers I
move we take . glass of rot-gut ami a Jnnl
cigar, and adjourn until this night week, when
we "ill agam meet here at the hour of 8
"' dock P.M. Dmjng the week you will have
time to think over this matter fully, and come
prepared to vote and act decisively

Sucter No. 2.-I like the offer of that rot

gut lust-rate; yonr speech was long enough to

ihll in hi ims,tit»i*» ... . » ,

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'SALLIGATOR,

Sucker M 2.— Wo! not in the least (the most tyrannical. We, of all r

JS"! T^i Xf i ?, CaUed f ° r ,he ,if| " n '- mi the earth ' 8hOTM be ™ st jealous of the Hbe?
O ; ™ f IK ? 6 ^ e ? tiD8 ^""'■""'l- \ \ ™ <* &« P'ess, and in every instance of vio-
Our reporter thinks thelasl word he heard latlan of this glorious perogative, we should

Sucker No. 2 say, as he stepped" out "o'Fthe
door, was something to the effect thai "he
would be d— d if he wouldn't have something
to say about (hose contracts at the nexi meei

ing."

In our next, if our reporter is permitted to
listen at the key-hole, (an arrangement which
he has made with the bar-keeper.) we will
give the proceedings of their next assemblage

Answers to Correspondents.

"Ubto" asks: "if it is a fact that two of
the parties greatly interested in the libel
against Branch, were on the Island about the
time that he arrived there, and used their in-
fluence in procuring for him a situation in the
worst part of the quarry gang." We can be-
lieve almost anything, but cannot think such
to be the case.

"J- L."— It is true that Branch's clerk went
to the Island to get instructions as to some of
his business matters, and was refused an au-
dience with him on any conditions, even in
presence of a third party.

f,»i-ERv.— Some people are curious to know
"hen the Mayor expects to collect that "little
balance" (which he swore on the Branch trial
was still due him) from the pretty matron
And allow us to ask, at the present moment
whether "the matron" has sold her furniture
or who is the individual who has that and her
in keeping?

"New York, Saturday, August 28, 1858.

Shame— Where is Thy Blush?

["he sentence of Mr. Stephen H. Branch af-

ordsa very satisfactory commentary upon the

™Pohcy and impotency of an elected judiciary

1 • hallenge the entire history of English jur-

I I '" r " to produce a parallel to this one in-

■■"•" yea, even the annals of those reckless
decisions delivered by the infamous Jeffries
when the majesty of the law was temporarily
prostituted to subserve political vengeence
We will not say that Mr. Recorder Barnard
m his method of trying Mr. Branch, intended
to emulate the example of that notorious ma-
Ristl ate hut this we do say, that he has covert-
b ailed a greal principle— one which, if
rnrtner attacked, will destroy the cardinal
point of our political independence. Mr Re-
corder Barnard has virtually abrogated the
freedom of the Press,— and, in imposing the
leaviesl possible penalty upon an individual
has sought to demonstrate, in this era of pre-
sumptive freedom, that the power of the bench
is a controlling force over the influence of the
I . declared by the patriotic author of Ju-
nius to be the palladium of a nation's Hbertji •
Indeed, Mr. Recorder Barnard, while deliver
ln 6' judgment, alludes, with evident satisfac-
tion, to the prospective tendency of the sen
tence by him imposed ; he tried not only the
cs e before him, but others which he imagined
were to come into existence: and, without
any evidence of the fact, passed judgment upon
M individual for crimes to be committed in
the future. He told the prisoner thai he had
libelled Daniel Sickles. Emanuel Hart, and
other worthies. And was there a syllable of
testimony delivered before that court, wherein
the names of these individuals had even been
whispered ?

Next to the right of revolution, that oi free
speech is the most sacred to a liberty loving
people. Of all serfdom that of the "mind is

enquire as well into the motives of the indi
viduals as the'damage done by his offence. We
do not believe the language 'of the law to be
purely technical, and, therefore, deem it injus-
tice to imply criminality unless literally ex-
pressed. Mr. Recorder Barnard has probably
sufficient acquaintance with criminal law to
have encountered the case of John Wilkes,
against whom the thunder of the common law
of libel fell harmless from the excessive jeal-
ousy of a free people, dreading that in his pun-
ishment they might inflict a wound upon the
body politic. And it was only by reviving
antique and absurd laws against sedition and
blasphemy, that the ministry of England could
procure the conviction of a man, before whose
pen they quailed. We desire Mr. Recorder Bar-
nard to take down the voluinne of the State
Trials containing this case, and upon some
pleasant afternoon to peruse it carefnllv. It
will teach him a valuable lesson in political
ethics; it may temper his evident anxiety to
fetter freedom of the Press ; it may cultivate
in his breast a symptom of charity ; and above
all, it may teach him the high value the people
of England placed upon the principle of free
speech by refusing to convict, under the law
of libel, a man of notorious obscenity and pro-
fanity. John Wilkes was a principle with
the people of England, and may not we of
this city be permitted to regard Stephen H.
Branch in a similar capacity.

It is assuredly grateful to us to have in our
midst so inflexible, so agile, so Solomonic, a
magistrate as Mr. Recorder Barnard, and ever
will we bless the day when be condescended
to emerge from obscurity and to diffuse the
rays of justice from the somewhat dingy court
room of the Sessions. And were he not checked
by overweening modesty, there is no bound
to be placed to the extension of bis political
dignity. Taking the case of Stephen H.
Branch as a criterion of his magisterial great-
ness, Mr. Recorder Barnard may augment in
brilliancy and lucidity, until future generations
will honor his na me when those of Eldon,
Camden, Kent and Storey are forgotten.

But fearing least Mr. Barnard may not be in
a position to glean public sentiment, we will
take the liberty of informing him as to the
light in which our independent citizens regard
the punishment of Mr. Branch.

We regard that, all malice on the part of the
prisoner remaining unproven, bis punishment
far exceeds his crime. We regard that, denial
being insisted upon of his offers to prove the
sources whence he derived his information,
and consequently of the motives for its publi-
cation, an undue advantage was taken of his
position at the bar. We regard that, taking
the ordinary custom of courts for the past few-
years into consideration, this punishment of
Branch draws an invidious distinction between
the rich man and the poor one. How many
fcimi i has that veteran libeller, James Gordon
Bennett, practically courted punishment and
received it not? We regard that in the per-
son of Mr. Branch, a serious blow has been
struck against the principles of a Free Press.
Were we to desert, him in this hour, we would
be ingratcs to the truths of American Inde-
pendence.

The Stuffed Beasts at the Hall.

The electric telegraph is a great, institution,
but the Common Council is a greater. The
telegraph only performs marvels, "our Common
Council are to attempt an impossibility. Over-
powered with joy at the completion of the
Atlantic cable, our municipal fathers have
arranged a programme of festivity, which, as a
matter of course, takes in a corporation dinner,
for since the days of the Athenian Pericles eat-
ing and drinking at the public expense con-
stitute the mainspring of Aldermanic rejoic-
ing. Now, as they cannot fire off a hundred
guns, or blaze away fire-works in the munici-
pal tea-room, we, common people, can express
our ]oy by gazing upon these pyrotechnical
displays, but when it comes to dinner — we're
not there.

Now this proceeding we consider unfair in
the extreme, for is it not rational to suppose
that, if the joy of an Alderman requires cham-
paigne and turtle, the like joy of us, poor
devils, cannot he satiated without crackers and
cheese ? The goose's sauce should be likewise
that of the gander? And have we not a right
to demand at least a smell of the edibles, so
lavishly secured from the public till ? If eat-
ing and drinking be the standard of our joy
at the great event of the age, why not let us
all have a chance in ? Let us open the soup
houses, fill the Croton Reservoir with lager,
have hand carts of doughnuts and crullers,
and let all hands have a good time generally.
But the best of the joke is that our Aldermen
are to dine simultaneously with the corpora-
tion of London. Now, considering that the
sun travels some four to five hours behind the
telegraph, our Aldermen will have to shove
the old fellow along to dine simultaneously
with any body on the other side of the pond.
Joshua attempted to regulate the movements
of Sol, but then Joshua was not an Alder-
man.

A VALUABLE ENQUIRY .

Some Western merchant, evidently mistak-
ing the quality of our journal, has sent us a
letter, enquiring the marketable price of putty.
Did it not happen that His Honor, the Mayor,
oossesses a soul above business, we might re

Peter Funks, High and Low.

Everybody knows Peter, who sells bogus
watches; everybody knows his den, his modms
operand i and the tricks of his trade; he is Low
Peter Funk. But we have likewise a High Pe-
ter Funk, who, masked in the garb of respecta-
bility, looks with contempt upon his baser
brothers.

Just imagine a good sized counting-room in
the heart of the business part of the city, with
sundry clerks in the inside and a red flag on
out. And there High Peter himself is the fea-
ture of the establishment, a portly man. whose
well-lined stomach has been the receptacle of
charity food from public dinners for years past.
With a gruff voice and an indecent familiarity,
1 ie ape, the -cut leman, but looms out the hog. He
don't sell bogus watches, not he. High Peter
deals in storks, town lots, railroad and mining
shares, besides holding lucrative offices, just by
the way of amusement that is High Peter. .

We may be stupid, but we must say we have
been unable to ascertain the precise distinction
between the. two Peters, although great, Put-
tyman, the mayor, has drawn it down to a
nicety. ( > i ii- Solon makes Low Peter frequent-
ly disgorge, when he palms upon a verdant,
countryman a pinch had, watch, which has at
least, a nominal value; still he never interferes
with High Peter, when the widow, deluded by
High Peter's fluent speech, invests her all in
some wild-cat railway bonds, not worth beyond
the weight of the paper on which they are
printed. On the contrary, the Great Put-
tyman accepts an invitation to dinner, and, in
High Peter's fascinating society, demonstrates
the admirable fact, that there exists an aristo-
cracy even in Peter Funkism. Notwithstand-
ing this precedent, we must say, we keep aloof
from the Peters, and if we have any sympathy

t^^r ndentt0bim f0raSOlUtiOU l,f i'« ""-J' ^ ; viu; Low Peter7 who/ if'h7be-
1 ■* Jthiet, is a thiel at retail.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

The Ten Governors and their Subs.

At a meeting of the Board of Ten Govern-
ors, the following preamble and resolution was
manimouslv passed, upon motion of Mr. God-
'rey Gunther :

JPAereos.John Filch. Warden of the Penitentiary, hai

i to Hen? the peremptory ordei of a Governor For a friend of his

iner under his charge : and whereas, the Governors

■ ra vested in them, are entitled to res-

Mtnil consideral r rhe Wardens : therefore,

Thai Ihe Warden of the Penitentiary, on and after

; ''■' , ' "■',"'-' ,,l/ ' ": ,: ',' of any Governor to visil apiisoner

V" ; r >" 1 ''. himself res) slble for the

inaction of the part] to whom said order is eiven ; 11

ipv of said resolution be fur>v,,ni,>,i to the Warden of t he Puii-

'ntiary.

It appears that a few individuals, desirous of
onciliating the worst propensities of flic mean-
it beings, placed in power above them, have

A New Field of Glory.
The Atlantic Telegraph, beside uniting the
two hemispheres, has called into existence a

new being to be deified as a pure saint on the
American calender. Mr. Cyrus TV. Field now
appears as the greatest and best of American
patriots, and there can be but little douhl thai
those, who have never known this Mr. field
personally in his business transactions, really
balieve him to be a supeior being. In fact
Archbishop John, in the dedication of the
new Cathedral, has placed his name in equal
place of honor with the Virgin of Immaculate
conception, St. Patrick and the ever to be cel-
ebrated John Hughes. Unless a man was tol

-'. r .. _ v „ . ^ i/u-. •»», iinr^ — — p*-.wv. v. nh «fl «l till l II (TOO II. » 1 -

i far lent themselves to the desires of their I erahly well versed in Latin, and most of all in

the very bad Latin of Archbishop John, it
would be difficult to conceive unto whom the
Cathedral was dedicated— to St. Patrick, the
Virgin Mary, or to Cyrus W. Field.

_ At the first glance, the legend of the Arch-
bishop, which like a lady's epistle, bears aP. S.
confers the highest honors on Mr. Field, whom a
majority of our readers will recognize as a very
extensive dealer in paper and rags in Cliff
street. In truth it is well known that Mr.
Field, before his entry into the Transatlantic
Telegraph business, was addicted to the com-
paratively contemptible business of paying bis
clerks the minimum of salary for the maximum
of work done, and that this worthv citizen on
one occasion caused himself to be presented
with a set of plate, paid for by himself, in the
name of his employees and an ungrateful pub-
lic, contemptibly insinuated that he charged
them with the expenses of the supper, incurred
upon the event of his proper self-glorification.
We admire the dignity of our citizens in this
instance. We have ignored the claims of Mau-
ry, of Morse, and of other greatmen, whose ge-
nius and sagacity have created the great work,
inthe success of which we rejoice; we have
picked out the smallest, and him let us glorify

iperiors as to sacrifice the first principles of
umanity to an adulation of the creatures, oasu-
lly holding dignity of office. These creatures
-men we will not call them, fearing that man-
ood may be disgusted by association with
ich contemptible beings, — desire to isolate
lemselves from the good ..pinions of their
;ighbors ; and bravely have thev succeeded in
icir work of toadyism. The bold, rebuke of
r. Gunther will assuredly call them to their
ity; in the meanwhile, allow us to assure
em that the stern opinion of the community
■noeive them unworthy of the trust reposed
them. He who insults the fallen, is to be
garde d as the most pitiable of cowards.

Whence the Sigh?

We seldom take up a daily paper without
iding in its columns some notice of a suicide,

an attempt at suicide, by some of those un-
rtunnte creatures, misnamed women of plea-
re. In fact it must be remarked that self-
strnction is almost an epidemic among cy-
ians.

There never can be an effect without a
use, and we think we can solve the mystery
tbis murderous fever. It is to be attribu-
1 to the unwise, uncharitable and unmanly
rsecution of this pitiable class by Mayors of
;w York, who to gain a passing" popularity
t.h irreflective fanatics, have turned upon
•«c creatures the pack of Metropolitans, de-
led as a Pratorian guard to their Honors,
re there is the key to the solution and se-
t to I his suicidal mania.
A woman, fallen from practice of virtue

RESUSCITATION.
Never was there a human being, trampled

to the earth, who possessed not the power of
self-resuscitation, if not in his own person, al
least in that of another of his species. For
the purposes of self-defence all manhood will
be deemed identical. The readers of the Alii
gator have perceived

i and recognized the
pi ™; sp 1 we 1 rar <: "<*, driven from a means taken for the suppression of this sheet
entnl bearthside by the prejudices of the ! through the persecution bitter and uncalled

e of'dailTwe , T d V' e t tnk ' Jfe *"*•*"•■ ° f ** e ' lit0, ' : lmt this «*« of men "
ZJ 1- f «. I" the obscurity of night; ly gifted for the moment with authority and

i ventures upon the highway to excite the power, will fail of effect, inasmuch as they

Tempora ! Mores ! !

The Mayor's Squad — every regiment, e^eii
of Police boasts, an awkward squad have
been covering themselves with glory, and no
trouble by a re-descent upon publishers of ob-
scenity. They broke up a store in Ann street,
and then went to the Volks Garten, where, in
one obscure corner, they discovered a gallery
of obscene prints or paintings, which, in the
language of an excited reporter, they found to
be "exquisitely finished/'

Now, we are not troubled from curiosity,
but we would like to know what became of
these prints or pictures? Asa matter oi coarse
the grave and potent seniors of the City Hall
had to pass judgment upon the obscenity of
the treasure trove— it was their duty to view
this kind of vice in all its nakedness. It would
be disrespectful, if not invidious, for us to in-
sinuate, that our municipal potentates, while
thus in the discharge of their duty, may have
feasted their eyes in a lascivious gloat over
these portraitures of lust, for we cannot at-
tribute to these mighty men that animal pas-
sion, so common to men of their age, which,
when powers of virility are lost by debauch,
continues to mount into the brain.

Probably this valuable collection of the
Fine Arts has passed into the possession of
that most ornamental of ornaments, connected
with the most ornamental of polices— the Rev-
erend, the property clerk, but as he is a most
pious man, who abominates even the name of
Paul de Kock, he would not touch them for
the life of him. Oh ! no. If these prints
have been destroyed, as the law require-, we
want evidence of the tact from others, than
those connected with the municipal or police
department. It were better, if thev be not
destroyed, to have them open to the public in
the Yolks Garten, than treasured up for the
privite inspection of the personal friends of
Mayors, Aldermen, and the Judiciary.

Insanity of Joy.

mentary lust, of some amorous stranger ;
denly she is arrested, dragged through the
lets, incarcerated at the station, and there
to pine upon the desolation oi her low,
en, condition. On the morrow she merges'

have, Cadmus-like, sown the teeth of the
Dragon, whence for the death of one inoffen-
sive being, a thousand armed men spring into
existence. In stifling the voice of a single
-, man, thrown into their power by the inal-
toggled finery, and ,s paraded along public administration of so called' justice, Vey have
rZ ^i am ', t] u ff i heS ^ jeers of a <n ,ked expression of opinion from others
rtless rabble ami ushered into the presence probably stronger and more sifted than ever he
us Municipal Majesty. Heart broken, the was to battle' in the war of the political le-

seless homeles, child o Fve finds herself nts. Although Mr. Brand, ,„., - est in the

be last stage of degradation, branded worse hands of the Philistines, his spirit linger' be
abea< and whither can she turn save to hind him, and that spirit induces " ',| „
fcborne beyond the grave, « h, re misery is one true soul to follow in the pathway of hi
, ' , ' , . , martvrdom.

nink of this, oh! great Puttyman, when
ed in thy chair of slate, ere thy pillow be
urbed by the wail of the suicid

it of the fallen cyprian wings itself (,, thai
>ne of Grace, whose justice thou wouldst
veil to imitate

Gi id to Hear it.— We observe that the
as the terracotta covered walls of that unsightly

Prow Littue Seeds Great Acorns Grow."
is confidently believed that the terrace, on
top of Peter Cooper's Union, wl
ing to the worthy designer of that design-
institution, is announced to be a botanical

abortion of architecture, called "The Peter
Institute," are commencing to crumble
away. In twenty-five years, it is presumed,
that entire edifice will disappear, and New
York be rid of the most contemptible-looking
public building which ever emanated from
al frenzy.

11 Bdentiallj asserted by the

wor hv PeJr n 3.K " lt0 ? Sp0t Where ' n i ""," N of • tha Great ''"^man. thai he intends

■ w M «.t * '' ""° raQ K ' r l t0 decline any denomination. Sensible, Put-

wuu^ais. ^^ |tyman;bnt- '1 not have a chance.

We are all in a state of joy. not such as ft
man experiences when honored by any super-
excellent dispensation of fortune", but a real,
good, mathematical joy, so much the square
inch, measured out to us by the great dignita-
ries at the City Hall. The fact is that we are
joy I'ul by proclamation, and any man who re-
fuses to be happy, most assuredly ought to be
committed for contempt of authority.

Notwithstanding our extreme happiness—
for like every other good and loyal citizen,
h ith the fear of the devil and Mayor Tiemann
before our eyrs, we arc wrought up to the very
highest pitch of rejoicing. So high indeed,
that we think that we can take down the
Mayor and Common Council on a good sized
hallelujah. We sometimes think, however, we
are making fools of ourselves. It may be an
idea of ours, and therefore we trust it mav not
be contagions.

j The Atlantic Telegraph, like everything else
| with which Mr. Peter Cooper has bad the
misfortune to be connected, has proven itself
to be a remarkably slowcoach. In, led, 1',,, ■ ■
laud his fellow laborers have reduced lightning
to its lowest possible speed, and, for all prac-
tical uses ,,f mercantile life, the telegraph may
as well he in ihe other world as at the bottom
of the Atlantic. For instance, the Que
message, which is about the length of an ordi-
nary dunning letter, was commenced one after-
noon, cut up and quartered the next, and final
ly we managed to get the whole of it hv ih,
day alter. As ( the President's answer, from
■ill we ,-an gather, it has no! been, as \ef
transmitted.

The only il, i„g kit the lightning, for the
sake ot us ,,„ ,, reputation, is to gel angry and
knock dow.-^Peter Cooper, and after that' little
fOiind, t- !=>» all connection with II

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

superannuated fogy, who, we ai-e certain,
even on the day of judgment, will be found
hobbling into court some three hours after
time.

Nothing Like it.— In suing Bennett, George
Wilkes set up his character as worth £20,000.
There is nothing like having a good opinion oi
one's self, and allowing for discount. Some
man may throw off 100 per cent.

Who <ould have doubted it ? — The
Queen's Message came to us in two parts, and
Peter Cooper telegraphed to Buchanan, ex-
plaining the mutilation. Did any thing ever
get into Peter's hands and come out whole?

FALL ELECTION.

State of New- York,
office of the seobetary of state,

Albany. August 2, 1858.

TO the .Sheriff o f the Count}/ of New York

SIR^NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, T
nei

Nick Idea.— In the programme of the telegraph
celebration at the Crystal Palace, it is stated
that the Common Council are to ' l praise God' 1
And so they ought —for not being hung years
ago.

An Appropriate Locality. — The Mayor
and his Squad went on a " bust " last week to
JSheepshead Buy. Smith thinks that they
should have discovered Muttonhead Bay, but
we think Sheepshead the most appropriate for
that crowd.

Which is He? — The Democrats, expelled
from the Custom House, consider Mr. Collector
Schell a hard shell democrat, while the non-
administration holders of office regard him as
one of the soft kind.

The expenes of the city government for the
present year, is estimated, by those profess-
ing to be posted in this matter, at over fifteen
millions of dollars — an increase of $5,000,000
the first year of Mayor Tiemann's administra-
tion.

Lost. — Somewhere between sunrise and sun-
set, two golden hours, each set with sixty dia-
mond minutes. No reward is offered, for they
are lost lorever.— jV. )\ Ledger.

Advertisements— -25 Cents a line.

Credit. — From two to four seconds, or as long as the Advertiser
can hold his breath ! Letter* and Advertisement lo be left at No.
114 Nassau-street, second story, front room.

... THAT AT THE GE-

ral Election to be held in this State on the Tuesday succeed-

e first Monday in November next, the following officers arc

elected, to wit :

A Govexnob, in the place of John A, King ;

u^ the u»ol j
o be elected

COREY AND SON, MERCHANT'S EXCHANGE, WALL
street, New York, Notaries Public and Commissioners— United
Mutes Passports Leaned in 36 hours.— Bills of Exchange, Drafts, and
Notes protested,— Marine protests noted and extended.

EDWIN F. COKEY,
EDWIN F. COREY, Jb.

HERRING'S PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BUR-
glar Proof Safe, with Hall's Patent Powder Proof Locks,
afford the greatest security of any Safe hi the world. Also, Side-
board and Parlor Safes, of elegant workmanship and finish, tkir
plate, .fee. S. C. HERRING & CO.,

251 Broadway.

OANTE MENTO.-No. 29 ATTORNEY STREET, NEAR
£3 Grand, has a superioV assortment of Cloths, Onsslnieres. and
Nestings, made to order in the most fashionable and approved Pa-
dsian stales, aud at short notice. Let gentlemen call iimipat<ronl^e
me, and I will do my utmost to pleaseiny customers.

I" VANTLNE.JSHANGAE RESTAURANT, No. 2 DEY

street, New York.

Si J \\ . BARKER, GENERAL AUCTION EERS& REAL
» ESTATE BROKERS. Loans negotiated. Houses and
Stores Rented Mocks and Bunds Sold at Auction or Private Sale.

Also, FURNITURE SALES attended to at private houses.
CWce, 14 Plnentreet, under Commonwealth Bank.

CARLTON HOUSE, 41)6 BROADWAY, NEW YORK.
Bates and Holden, Proprietors.

THEOPHILUS BATES.
OREL J. HOLDEN.

GERARD BETTS it CO., AUCTION AND COMMISSION
Merchants, No. lOti, Wall street, eoniei of Front street, New
York. „

A LiEUxr-NANr Covkrxor, In the place of nenry R. Selden •
A Canal Cohmissiont.h, in the place Of Samuel B. Ruegles ap-
pointed in place of Samuel S. Whallon, deceased ;

An Ixspectoh of State Pjuson.?, in the place of William A
Russell ;

All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of Decem-
ber next.

A Repuesejttativf: in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States, for the Third Congressional District, cinnposed of the
Fust, Second, Third, Fifth and Eighth Wards in the city of New
\ oik.

A Rkpheskntative In the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
Slates, for the Fourth Congressional District, composed of the
Fourth, Sixth, Tenth and Fourteenth Wards in the city of New
York ;

A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States, for the Fifth Congressional District, composed of the Sev-
enth and Thirteenth Wards of the city ol New York, and the
Thirteenth, Fourteenth, Fifteenth and Sixteenth Wards of Brook-
lyn ;

A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
Stales, for the Sixth Congressional District, composed of the
Eleventh, Fifteenth and Seventeenth Wards in the City of New
Y'ork-

A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States, for the Seventh Congressional District, composed of the
Ninth, Sixteenth, and Twentieth Wards In the City of New
York ;

And also, a Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the
United States for the Eighth Congressional District, composed of
the Twelfth, Eighteenth, Nineteenth, Twenty-first, and Twenty-
second "Wards in the City of New York.

COUNTY OFFICERS ALSO TO BE ELECTED FOR SAID
COUNTY.
Seventeen Members of Assembly ;
A Sheriff, in the place of James C. Willett ;
A County Clerk, in the place of Richard B. Connolly •
Foun Coroners, in the place of Frederick W. Perry, Edward
Connery, Robert Gamble and Samuel C. Hills ;

All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of December
next.

The attention of Inspectors of Election and County Canvassers
Is directed to Chapter 320 of Laws of 1358, a copy of which is
printed, for instructions in regard to their duties under said law.
''submitting the question of calling a Convention to revise the
Constitution and amend the same to the people of the State."

Chap. S20.
AN ACT to submit the question of calling a Convention to revise
the Constitution and amend the same, to the People of the
State :
Passed April 17. 1S58— three-fifths being present.
The Feoplc of the State of Neiv Yorfc t represented in Senate
aiid Assembly, do enact as follows:
Section 1. The Inspectors of 'Election in each town, ward, and
election district in tliis State, at the annual election to be held in
November next, shall provide a proper box to receive the ballots
of the citizens of this State entitled to vote for members of the
Legislature at such election. On such ballot shall be written or
pnoi 1, or »artly written and printed, by those voters who are in
Eavoi ofa * DJwention, the worda : " Shall there be a Conv. ation
to Revise t ' x Constitution and amend the same? i'es." And by
those voters who are opposed thereto, the words: "Shall there be
a Convention to Revise the Constitution and amend the same?
No." And all citizens entitled to vote as aforesaid shall be allow-
ed to vote by ballot as aforesaid, in the election district in which
ho resides, and not elsewhere.

§2. So much of the articles one, two and three, of title four, of
chapter one hundred and thirty, of an act entitled "An act re-
specting elections other than for militia and town officer, " passed
April firth, eighteen hundred and forty-two, and the acts amending
the same, as regulates the manner of conducting elections and
challenges, oaths to be administered, and inquiries to be made, of
persons offering to vote, shall be deemed applicable to the votes to
be given or offered under the act ; and the manner of voting and
challenges, and the penalties for talse swearing, prescribed by law,
are hereby declared in full force and effect in voting or ottering to
vote under this act.

§ '2. The said votes given for and against a convention, in pursu
ance of this act, shall be canvassed bv the Inspectors of the several
election districts or polls of the said election in the manner pre-
scribed by law, and aa provided in article four, of title four, of
chapter one hundred and thirty of the said act, passed April fifth,
eighteen hundred and forty-two, and the acts amending the same,
as far as the same are applicable ; and such canvass shall be com-
pleted by ascertaining the whole number of votes given in each
election district or poll for a convention, and the whole number of
votes given against such convention, in the form aforesaid ; and
the result being found, the inspectors shall make a statement in
words, at lull length, of the number of, ballots received In relation
to such convention, and shall also state in words, at full length,
the whole number of ballots having thereuu the words, "Shall
there be a Convention to revise the Constitution and amend the
same? No." Such statements as aforesaid shall contain a cap-
tion, stating the day on which, and the number of the district, the
town or ward, and the county at which the election was held, and
at the end thereof a certificate that such statement Is correct in all
respects, which certificate shall be subscribed bv all the Inspectors,
and a true copy of such statement shall be Immediately riled by
them In the office of the clerk of the town or city.

$ 4. The original statements, duly certified as aforesaid, shall be
delivered by the inspectors, or one of them to be deputed for that
iurnose, to the supervisor, or, in ease there be no supervisor, oi
ie snail be disabled fn mi attending the board of convasaera, then
to one of the assessors of the town or ward, within twenty-four
hours after the same ahaH have been subscribed by such inspec-
tors, to be disposed of as other statements at such election, are
now required bv law.

The above Is published pursuant to the notice ot the Secretary
of State, and the requirements of the Statute in such case made
and provided.

JAMES C. WILLET L
^^ Sheriff of the City and County of New York,

t&~ -All the public newspapers in the county will publish the
above once In each week until the election, and then hand hi thelr
hills for advertising the same, so that they may be laid before the
Board of Supervisors, and passed for payment. See Revised
Stat, vol, 1, chap. G, title 8, article 2d, part 1st, page 140

I^RANCIS B. BALDWIN, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
: CLOTHING & FURNISHING WAREHOUSE, No. 70
and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Hester streets. New York
Large and elegant assortments of Youths' and Boys' Clothing

F. B. BALDWIN,'

F. B. BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense jfctab-
Uahment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY' An entlreNew
Stock of GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S and CHILDREN'S
CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best workmen in the
city, is now opened for inspection. Also, a superior stock of FUR-
NISHING GOODS. All articles are of the best Quality, and hav-
ing been purchased during the crisis, WILL BE SOLD VERY
LOW! The Custom Department contains the greatest variety of
CLOTHS, CASSIMERE's, and VESTINGS.

Mr. BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G. BARNUM,
who has had great experience in the business, having been thirty
years connected with the leading Clothing Establibhnjwnts of the
city.

JAMES DO NNELLY. 1

WILLIAM COULTER CARPENTER.-I HAVE LONG
been engaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who will
favor me with their patronage, that 1 will build as good houses or
lse in my line, as any other carpenter in the city of New

charges for my work as

anything

York. I will also be as reasonable ;
any other person.

WILLIAM COULTER, Carpenter,
Rear of 216 East Twentieth street. New York.

WW. OSBORN MERCHANT TAILOR, V CHAMBER
• street, near Chatham street, New York.

SOLOMON BANTA.ARCHITECT.NO. 93 AMOS STREET,
New York. I have built as many houses and stores aa any
Architect, in this city, or the United States, and I can produce vou-
chers to that, effect; and I flatter myself that I can build edifices
that will compare favorably, in point of beauty and durability, with
those of any Architect in this country. I am prepared to receive
orders in my line of business at No. 98 Amos street. New York
__^„ SOLOMON BANTA.

ROBERT ONDERDONK. — THIRTEENTH WARD
Hotel, 405 and 407 Grand 6treet, corner of Clinton street,

New York.

WILLIAM M. TWEED. CHAIR & OFFICE FURNI-
ture Dealer and Manufacturer, No. 289 Broadway corner
of Read street, New York, Room No. 15.

FASHION HOUSE— JOSEPH HYDE PROPRIETOR
corner Grand and Essex street. Wines, Liquors, and Cigars'
ot the beat brands. He Invites his friends to give him a call
Prompt and courteous attention given his patrons.

WILLIAM A. CONKLIN, ATTORNEY AND COUNSLL-
loratLaw, No. 176 Chatham street, New York. Any busi-
ness entrusted to Jits charge from citizens of this city or any part
of the country, will receive prompt and faithful attention and be
conducted on reasonable terms

WILLIAM A. CONKLIN.

GEO. KNAPP & CO., WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
_ Dealers in Butter, Cheese, E*gS,Foultry and country produce,
— Clinton Market, opposite Page's Hotel, New York

GEO. KNAPP.
H.D.ALBERS.

H JONES & HOFF, whose placa of business Is in front of une
■■• ^wi 01 " M ul i st '' keep^aU the latest publications of the day, In-

cluding all the Daily and Weekly Newspapers
age is most respectfully solicited.

The public patron.*

EDMUND FOWLER, CARPENTER AND BUILDER
No. 74Reade street, near Broadway, New York.
N. B.— All kinds ot Jobbing done at short notice.

BOWERY NEWS DEPOT, NO. 177 BOWERY.-OON-
stantlyon hand, Daily, Sunday, and Weekly Papers, Monthly
Magazines, Play Books, Stationary, Ac, &c. English Papers per
Steamers. All orders punctually attended to.

BENNET A- CARROLL.

AMERICAN GLASS COMPANY MANUFACTURE AND
keep constantly on hand at their Warehouse, Plain, Moulded

and Cut Flint Glass Waif, in all Its varieties. Also Druggists* and
Perfumers' Ware of all Kinds. Wholesale Warehouses, No 163
Peai I street, New York, and No. 54 Kilby street, Boston. (Facto-
ries at South Boston.) D. Burrill & Co., Agents, New Y'ork.

TNO. WARD, JR., REAL ESTATE AGENT, OFFICES
«J No. STryon Row, corner Chatham street, (opposite the Park,)
New Y'ork, aud 4th Avenue, near 126th street, Harlem.

PC. GODFREY' STATIONED, BOOKSELLER, AND
• General Newsdealer, No. S31 Broadway, New Y'ork, near
laih street.

and residence are at Greenpolnt. I have built Ships and Steamers • ballots given in and returned as afori said are against a conven-
er every portion of the Globe, for a long term of years, and con- tion, then the said canvassers are required to certify and declare
tinuetodo so on reasonable terms. SAMUEL SNEDEN. that fact bv a certificate, subset! bed by them, and filed with the

Secretary of State ; but If it shall appear by the said canvass that
a majority of the ballots or votes given as aforesaid are for a con-
vention, then they shall by like certificates, to be filed as afore-
said, declare that fact ; and the said Secretary shall communicate
__ a copy of such certificate to both branches of the Legislature,

>OOT & SHuE EMPORIUM.— EDWIN A BROOKS, 1M- i at the opening of the next eesslon thereof. Yours, respectfully,
> porter and Manufacturer of Boots, Shoes and Gaiters, 6IDE0N J. TUCKER, Secretary' of State,

holesale and Retail, Nu. 57o Broadway, and 160 Fulton Street, .Sheriffs OmOE ,

New Sfork, tf xv Yo ttK , August 4, 1853. }

FULLMER AND WOOD, CARRIAGE MANUFACTUR-
ere, No, 980 West Nineteenth street, New Y'ork.
Horse shoeiug done with dispatcii, and In the most scientific
manner, and on reauouable terms.

AUGUST BRENTANO. CORNER OF HOUSTON STREET
and Broadway, has all the latest Publications, and receives
all the Foreign Papers by every steamer. He also hasthe back
numbers of almost every paper published, including Branch's
"Alligator."

CtLINTON LUNCH, OYSTER AND DINING SALOON,
/ No. iy Beekman street. The best of Liquors aud Cigars.
GEO. W. WARNER.
SAMUEL M. MILLER.

lyYVlD WILLIAMS, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR

at Law, No. 16 Centre street, New York.

JW. MASON; MANUFACTURER, •WHOLESALE AND
• Retail dealers In all kinds of Chairs, Wash Stands, Settees,
&c, No. #77 and 379 Pearl street, New York.
Cane and Wood Seat Chairs, In Boxes, for Shipping.

BENJAMIN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, LN REAL
Estate, Houses and Stores and Lota for sale In all parts
of the City. Office at the Junction ol Broadway, Seventh
ayeaue, and Forty-sixth street,

Volume I.---N0. 20

SATURDAY, SEPTEHBER 4, 1858.

Price 2 Cents.

And they Stoned Stephen.

We are told by the Holy Scriptures that oue
of the Apostles, who, preaching integrity and
truth to the Pharisees of old, offended those
who belonged to the Tabernacle of libertines?
was brought before the council, which, by arou-
ing public sentiment in a seditious manneri
caused Stephen to be stoned. And in our
modern day they have likewise stoned Stephen
by placing him, unaccustomed to toil, and
guiltless of all crime, save the free exercise of
opinion, to labor in a quarry along with felons,
thieves, and other obnoxious convicts ; and in
this wise have our modern Pharisees stoned
Stephen.

The Warden of the Penitentiary, sufforing
from din of public opinion, has seen proper to
extenuate his conduct by stating that he was
compelled, by ridgity of duty, thus to place
Mr. Branch in a position of labor. Thus has
he communicated his thoughts for publication
to the editor of the Sunday Mercury, and
when he uttered them he was well aware that
they were a mere subterfuge to avoid personal
indignity. And now we challenge the Warden
to show one single word in his instructions
rendering it compulsory upon him to employ
any one soul in the quarrying of stone. On
the contrary, his instructions particularly en-
join upon him the exercise of moderation and
forborance as a taskmaster, and most explicitly
direct that no prisoner, incapable of physical
labor, shall be employed at manual servitude.
The law of the State, despite the tendencies of
Mr. Pitch, recognizes every being, created in
human form, to be possessed of a soul, as well
as being of value to the commonwealth; for a
man incarcerated in the penitentiary, is not
devoid of civil lite as is the case with a con-
vict to the State prison, and wherefore -then
did he stone Stephen ?

Mr. Fitch, the Warden, may remember that
a woman, convicted of the most brutal of
crimes, which the law unfortunately has left
unvisited by proper punishment, that of the
murder of the innocents, as yet unborn, was,
during her residence at the Island, favored not
only with the comforts, but the luxuries of
an easy existence. And still they stoned Ste-
phen.

The Warden, in addition to this instance of
the famous Madame Rested, may remember
that a French gentleman, convicted of a most
gross and obscene libel upon the Rev. Mr.
Verien, was not only suffered to remain in
idleness, and without the prison clothes, but
was absolutely lodged in the Warden's house,
remunerating him for his comfortable exist-
ence by instructing his daughters in a knowl-
edge of the French tongue. And stiU they
stoned Stephen 1

The Warden may remember, moreover, that
Mr. Judson, convicted of a misdemeanor in
exciting the Astor Place riot, was allowed
two days of weekly absence to attend the pub-
lication of a journal by him published — a fact
notorious to every reader of Ned Buntline\i
Own. And still they stoned Stephen !

We are sorry that the Warden so far com-
mitted himself as intentionally to persecute a
harmless, unotfensive man, whose true crime
is a steady adherence to truth. Allow us to
assure him that while we admire his penitence
for the moment, we cannot forgive the fact
that he stoned Stephen !

Ii the Atlantic Telegraph Actually Com
plete ?

It is still doubted by many whether the At-
lantic cable is actually laid and perfect, as is
reported. There is, we believe, no actual proof
of the fact, beyond that in the hands of those
who have a pecuniary interest in its being com
pleted. It is said that the Queen's message
and the President's reply have been transmit-
ted. Have they ? Who knows?

Mr. Field has notified the public that the line
will not be opened for its use in much less than
a month — that he also has resigned the direc-
torship. Has he sold his stock, and thus dis
qualified himself from holding office ? And
will most of the stock have changed hands
within the month? And will something have
happened to the cable in the meantime to ren-
der it useless? Will the directors prove the
fact of the cable being securely laid and in
working order, by transmitting a message and
returning an answer, if it is but a single sen-
tence? If they are able to transmit one word
they can do this. It would certainly be too
bad if it should prove to be a Kidd salvage af-
fair. Then all the gas which has been evolved,
and all the powder burnt in the extreme jolli-
fication, would be a total loss ; together with
part of the City Hall, and Justice into the bar-
gain. We certainly would advise those who
have been lately canonized to show these sur-
mises to be false before their honors grow dim.

A Commotion in the Jarsies.

The Alligator, feeling himself some pump-
kins, on Sunday last, ventured upon an excur-
sion to the Jarsies, as much from a desire to
have universal absolution by a pilgrimage to
the shrine of St. Quietus, as from a longing to
fraternize with the gallant Zouave, so particu-
larly enamored with the " blunt. ' Basking in
the smiles, literal and liquid, of the Hotel Na-
poleon, and, sunned by the presence of the fair
hostess, the Alligator was enwrapt in a pleas-
ant revery, much after the owl-like manner, in
which the sedate and philosophical Peter Coo-
per presides over a reform convention. But
Ins repose was broken by learning the astound-
ing fact that the Jersies, and especially Hobo-
ken, was in a state of political insurrection,
and that for the moment the authority of Jamea
Buchanan, President of these United States, was
despised, contemned and absolutely denuunced,
— -and even one rebel, unconscious of the Alli-
gator's presence, absolutely expressed a fervent
desire to punch that dignitary's venerable
head. It seems from all that we can glean,
that the Executive of this Republic, feeling the
salvation of the country to depend upon the
electors of Hoboken and the parts circumja-
cent, directed the renomiuation of the repre-
sentative in Congress, at present representing
that district. This, it seems, was too much for
Jersey patience, exhausted as it is from passive
submission to the tyranny of Camden and Am-
boy ; and, therefore, Hoboken has raised the
staudard of revolt in the person of a learned
judge, who Is to mount the stump to vindicate
the honor of Jersey, and perhaps of its light-
ning. How the unterrified democracy will
survive this disaffection, we are at a loss to
imagine — for the loss of Hoboken, which fami-
liarly styles itself our sister city, and a very
infant of a sister at that, must be a bitter pdl
to an Administration in a tight place. One
hope only is left. Cannot the President induce
John McKeon to reduce the rebellious people
to a perpetual slumber by one of his soporific
orations; and even should this fail, perchance
Mr. Justice Whitley might be induced to talk
to them for half an hour. We are convinced
that the people of Jersey would do anything
rather than submit to this final calamity.

To Our Readers.

During the past few weeks, it has been cur-
rently reported in some quarters, that D. W.
Jobson, Esq., is now conducting the Alligator.

That it not so. Mr. Jobson never had — has
not now, and, for aught we know at present,
never will have anything to do with the Alli-
gator.

•J

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

Answers to Correspondents.

"Vas."— Tout communication will appear in mir ne*t Issue, it
being received too late to be r.f use for the im.uieiit.

THE ALLIGrATOR.

New York, Saturday, September 4, 1858.

upon the Bench. While the truly learned Jus-
tice Clerke, a lawyer such as the way of Chris-
tian life would make him, is simply occupied
in matters of dollars and cents, our lives, our
persons, our future, immaculate, are intrusted
to the supervision of such learned pundits, as

More Advice to Mr. Barnard.

When Mr. Recorder Barnard sat in Solo-
monic judgmetet on Stephen II. Branch, lie evi-
dently forgot for the moment the dignity of a
judge, and assumed the questionable attributes
of a politician. That Mr. Recorder Barnard is
nominally a lawyer we will admit, for he comes
under all provisions of the New Code, which
creates lawyers with the celerity of machinery;
but that he understands the law, we emphati-
cally deny. Before Mr. Barnard mounted the
Bench, was his name ever known to the com-
munity as a successful barrister ? Was he ever
intrusted with any important civil or criminal
case? Did he ever make a speech the most
common-place reporter thought worthy of be-
ing reproduced in type? Not one of those
tests of popularity, which appertain to the
career of the most common of attorneys, seem
to apply to the case of our learned Recorder,
upon whose brow honor and glory have stum-
bled as it were by accident.

Mr. Barnard, in sentencing Mr. Branch, evi-
dently desired to impress the public mind with
an idea of his individual authority; forgetting
that be was armed with the sword of mercy,
he wielded only that of justice, and with avin-
dictiveness, as reckless as it was violent, loan-
ed himself to the wishes of partizan leaders,
who daily stand in dread of exposure from an
unbridled press. As vermin cannot dwell in
certain atmospheres, these men stifle coming in
contact with the air ot a free press ; and it is
to them we owe the bitter persecution of free
opinion, as is glowingly instanced in the judg-
ment passed upon Branch. A self-same pun-
ishment would have been meted out to any
offending editor, who may touch the dignity
of the confederated band, who thus attempt to
throttle speech, whose freedom should be in-
digenous to the soil.

How long lias Mr. Barnard learned that a
convicted editor is a mere felon? That he
should be maltreated, disgraced, and placed
even below the level of thieves and malefac-
tors? The case of Mr. Branch is probably the
first on record, wherein a man condemned for
libel was compelled to submit to prison discip-
line, intended only for a minor class of felons.
But as this case has occurred, it has afforded
to our people a fair opportunity of judging
upon the irresponsibility, we will not say im-
becility, of an elective judiciary. Catch the
most insignificant errand-boy in the nearest
lawyer's den, and he will give you a better
legal, if not more humane, exposition of the
true genius of the laws than was publicly enun-
ciated by Mr. Recorder Barnard, who indi-
rectly repudiated pure maxims of jurispru-
dence, and substituted vagaries of vengeance.
Let us, therefore, profit by this casual display
of sentiment; for say we to all quarters of the
city, with a voice as of that of a watchman in
the hour of alarm, that none, not even the
pure and guileless, are sate while fantasies such
as these are suffered to be fulminated from a
criminal bench. And likewise mind, we draw
a grave distinction between our civil and
criminal judiciary. Unfortunately^ the high-
est and most respected of our judges are
occupied solely with the rights of property,
and we have committed the rights of the per-
son to the most obscure of obscure attorneys,
accidentally thrust from pure partizan influence

Mr. Recorder Barnard and City Judge Bus
sell.

Liberty of speech is a right, paramount to
that of every other consideration; it has been
ti easured as the key-stone to the. great, unwrit-
ten Constitution of Britain and of our own
land ; it is the vital essence of our political
existence, and its abuse has been judicially
tolerated that the spirit shall be perpetuated.
But as Mr. Recorder Barnard has not probably
indulged in the intellectual luxury of perusing
Hallam's Constitutional History — such a work
being unknown to the New Code — we will ex-
cuse him from any implied admiration of that
respect, yea, adoration, for personal rights,
which animated the manly soul of Algernon
Sidney and fired the patriotism of John Hamp-
den.

We simply wish to inform Mr. Recorder
Barnard that he labors under a delusion when
he presumes libel to be a misdemeanor in the
literal sense of the word, and although the
law may be virtually misconstrued in such a
wise as to authorize interpretation that it may
verge upon misdemeanor, still the practice of
Courts, presided over by Kent, by Eldon, and
by Camden, has essentially abrogated any
such pretence in fact. In meeting out to Mr.
Branch the doom of a common thief, in dis-
gracing and degrading him before the eyes of
a community, he attempted in a feeble way,
it may be observed, to instruct and enlighten.
Mr. Barnard and his statelites not only erred
in tempor, but in absolute legality. They have
reaped a harvest of glory in the unmurmured
cases of a sympathetic public who will profit
by the lesson we have received, and hence
forward seek not such servants as these.

The Law's Delay.

It was confidently expected that a revision
of the judgment upon Mr. Branch would have
been had in the early part of this week. We,
however, learn from Mr. Ashmead, that the
Court being pre-occupied by civil business,
have postponed consideration of his motion
until the month of Septeinber,wben the learn
ed counsellor feels assured that the relief he
prays for will be granted, and a new trial be
had.

In this sacrifice of personal rights to the
emolument of that of property, we notice the
inconsistency of the law which thus creates an
invidious distinction between things animate
and inanimate. Here, then, we have a person
kept in jail, in a state of vexatious misery,
while the Court is occupied by the considera-
tion of some quarrel of Smith and Jones over a
bale of cotton, or some other trivially in a
commercial point of view. Now, the most
valuable of all rights is that of locomotion, and
the dearest of all writs is that ot habeas corpus,
instituted expressly for the relief of the indivi-
dual from unjust detention. And still all the
provisions of this famous act are neutralized
the instant the prisoner gets into the clutches
of the judiciary, whose slow motions are too
often a cause of unintentional wrong-doing.

In the case of the People vs. Haines, the pri
soner served his time out in the State Prison,
and was afterward granted a new trial and
found not guilty. Ashley, tried for forgery,
served eighteen months, when upon a new trial J
he was found guilt less of the crime charged upon I
him. Much as we talk about the freedom of our
institutions, the rights of prisoners are too lit-
tle respected by the tardy process of legal
procedure. We trust that when the new
constitution be framed that preference will be
given to all cases involving personal liberty.

The First of September— let us remember.

It was observed by an English writer the
heart of an alderman lays in his belly. It may
be true of an English alderman,. but with ours
the centre of. all affections rests in the pocket
— ton. h him there, and you draw his life's
blood. Dining is the mere relaxation with our
aldermanic council, by which they occasion-
ally while away the fatigues of mathematical
claculations on the gross profits of contracts.
They eat not as a matter of duty, but from
absolute necessity. We are to have a munici-
pal banquet on the first of September, to tes-
tify our joy at the successful laying of the At-
lantic Cable; and the same gentlemen, who
did the mourning over James Muuroe, have
kindly condescended to do our merriment over
the cable. Our Aldermen have acute sensa-
tions ; at one moment they are plunged in the
depths of woe, at another they are frantic
with delight. In a word, they do everything,
even praise God, not in church, but at the
Crystal Palace.

We being of the poorer class feeders on pork
and beans, are not expected to have stomachs,
capable of being with fat capron lined, so we,
tax payers will have to imagine the splendor
of the scene, seen through the gloomy columns
of a morning newspaper. And therefore let
us riot in imagination and taste the pleasures
of the honor in anticipation.

We see before us, seated in his chair of
state, the great Puttyman, and we worship his
Worship like unto the mighty Bendimeer, for
him to speak, for us to hear. And as the
words of humid eloquence are distilled from
his lips, we will wonder how we could unfold
so sound, unvarnished a tale, and admit that
painting spoils the lilly and the rose, until
weighed down by the profundity of magiste-
rial love, we unconsciously droop to balmy
slumber. And then we shall have Alderman
Clancy, whose soft persuasive tones shall wake
thunders of applause, as he extols the fighting
glories of the Sixth, and promises that if the
cable has necessity of gallant defenders, he
knows a band ready to fight for it.

And then there will be the grave and illus-
trious Peter, who will act the part of the skel-
eton at the Egyptian feast, with an occasional
smde as a token of our approaching smile.
He will make but few remarks ; the most tell-
ing of which will be a short sentence, offering
the use of the basement cellar ,of the Institute
wherein to coil away the tail end of the cable.

And then we will have Simeon Draper, the
facetiousjn'ince of diners-out, whose portly pre-
sence was never known to fail a municipal
feast. He will illuminate us with jokes, such
as were wont to enliven the monotony of an
Alms House board. And then we will mourn
to think that some day must come when the
Corporation Yorick will be no more.

It will be a great feast! — a revelry of wit,
humor, and sentiment; a gathering together
of all imaginable elements of greatness, from
every quarter of the city, and it is only to be
regretted that the Lord Mayor of London and
him oi Dublin cannot be sent, per the cable,
to participate in the scene ot self-glorification,
it would afford them such an instructive lesson
in the principles of municipal democracy. But
as they are requested to dine simultaneously
with our body corporate, so shall the Alliga-
tor, in an humble manner, it must be conceded,
for we dine at our own expense — a considera-
tion not entering into the heads of our author-
ities. At the exact moment when Simeon
Draper Cracks his sixth joke, the Alligator
will honor Waterman with a command for
" ein lager!"

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

Long Branch and Short Branch,

While Branch rusticates upon the Island,
Long Branch has had the honor of a most dis-
tinguished assembly, lay, clerical and divine.
While Alderman Clancy, pink of municipal
Nestors, has consented to bloom away from
Blossom Lodge, and here to perform the du-
ties of the Mayoralty, his llonor, the great
Putty man. comfortably dozes to the music of
Jersey mosquitoes, his repose only broken by
the unwelcome intrusion of John Mclveon—
the leanestof Pharoah's leankine. His Honor
and the inevitable John, although doubtlessly
the master spirits of the mysterious conference
held at the Branch, and which will probably
be elucidated after the next election, however
played second fiddle to Archbishop Hughes, a
venerable prelate, who, well aware of the qual-
ities of putty, can mould it at his will. What
Peter Cooper does at the conference beqond
yarning, it is difficult to imagine, his peculiar-
ities being generally limited to that operation
of the muscles. If these worthy gentlemen
can conceive that they can use the Archbishop
for their political purposes, they are slightly
mistaken, for that enthusiastic prelate is too
old a bird to be caught by any kind oi chaff,
and we doubt whether Putty man & Co. can
manufacture salt enough from the Atlantic
ocean to be placed on his venerable tail. We
may remind this scheming crew, that, some
years ago( Governor Seward and his private
governor, Thurlow Weed, attempted a sale of
the worthy Archbishop, who, in return for the
compliment, bought himself in and sold out
his would-be purchasers at a remarkably low
figure. With this|decided case before thier eyes,
we beg to caution poor Putty man aud Peter
to keep their eyes skinned, otherwise they
may be found embalmed within the new Ca-
thedral.

All for a Quarter.

We read in tire daily prints that a gentle-
man by the name of Hoey, while returning
from Koekaway, in compauy with a gentle-
man and lady, in passing a turnpike gate, gave
the girl, attending the bar, a coin which he
persumed to be a good American quarter dol-
lar, but which the girl pronounced to be bad.
The turnpike man, who chances to be a justice
of the peace, immediately caused the arrest of
all parties, who were forced to send to Rock-
away for bail. Even after the arrival of the
bail the party were detained several hours
from lack of the necessary printed blanks,
while Mr. Justice and turnpike man Pearsall,
copied the process from a musty law tome. It
is needless to add that upon the appearance of
Mr. Hoey and counsel from New York, all
proceedings were dismissed as frivolous.

Gross as this outrage may appear at the first
blush, and intense as was the stupidity of the
Long Island Dogberry, it can be daily paral-
leled by the actions of our own law courts,
especially when we extract our police magis-
trates from barrooms and grogeries. Now one
question : Have we one single police magis-
trate in this city who ever swept out a lawyers
office, much less ever studied the profession ?
They are doubtlessly intelligent and well-
meaning men, but then they are not lawyers,
and consequently unfit to be entrusted with
the custody of our personal independence. No
right can be dearer than that of free locomo-
tion, and therefore we should be more particular
in the selection of these judges, than those con-
trolling the right of property. Imprisonment,
like the dew of heaven, falls alike upon the
rich and the poor, and no citizen should lie
jeopardized as to personal liberty and repre-
sentation without the strongest possible pre-
caution.

News from a Watering Place.

Peter Cooper, the learned, astute, and never
to be forgotten Peter, finds it to be invaluable
to his health, to snuff the sea breeze in the
classic freshness of Long Brauch. Archbishop
John, fatigued with the cares of Cathedral
dedication, found it likewise to his advantage
to smell the air in the same locality, and for
fear of want of amusement he brought with
him the Vicar General of his diocese, and a
brother of some order — probably of the Re-
demptorists, or of some other evangelical
pawnbrokers. And a very strange peculiarity
in the atmosphere brought to the self-same
spot, our most illustrious municipal executive
Daniel F. Tiemann. And being mutual ac-
quaintances, on Sunday last, they enjoyed a
most comfortable chat, regulating the moral,
sanitory and religious condition of our citizens,
when Peter suddenly disappeared, aud his body
was only recovered a few hours before night-
fall, when he was discovered thoroughly im-
pregnated with a speech, which he will proba-
bly transmit to posterity upon the walls of the
Institute, but which in reality is the personal
property of Archbishop Hughes. And on the
morrow Peter, like his saintly namesake, being
a fisher of fish as well as of men, went forth
to angle with the Vicar General, and the ton-
sured monk, but what caught he beside reli-
gious truths, which ever hang like diamonds
upon the voices of the Arehbishop's town
friends, we regret to say we could not learn.
There must be something over refreshing in
the air of Long Branch, some resuscitating
principle which can allure to that spot such
a bevy of worthies, who, to while away their
leisure, have probably settled in every manner,
not only the Apostolic succession, but Mayor
Tiemann's re-election.

We would like some of our cotemporaries to
tell us what the people have gained in the
election of Daniel F. Tiemann and the defeat
of Fernando Wood. The latter is a statesman,
a fine lawyer, quick perception, brilliant tal-
ents, and with all the accusations against him,
proved himself an able, efficient magistrate.
But Tiemann, what shall the historian say of j
him ? Echo answers write — on his tomb stone '
— "Here lies the paint manufacturer, Daniel
F. Tiemann, who was unfortunately, elected
Mayor of New York, through a mistake of
his friends. He's gone — speak gently of his
errors — the city debt mourns — the people they
say — nothing."

Owing to the large and increasing demand
for the Alligator, we are induced, by Mr.
Brancn's friends, to enlarge, consequently next
week will appear a full grown monster — cov-
ering eight pages. Look out for next number.
It will be rich and racy — full of spice.

An After-thought. — Mayor Tiemann, in
his epistle to the Lord Mayor of London, re-
marks, with respect to the Atlantic Telegraph,
that "to God be all praise."' We are glad that
the Mayor has, like Saul of Tarsus, seen a great
light, for last week Cyrus W. Field monopo-
lized all the praise.

Niagara Eclipsfd. — We had always thought
that Niagara falls were the greatest, extaut,
but we are mistaken. We have lately discov-
ered one fall infinitely greater than the above —
Mayor Tiemann's fall from the good opinion of
the citizens of New York into the arms of James
Gordon Bennett.

"A Stick!" — By all means, at all times, we
would have our friends stick beside us; but the

assumed friend, who, seeking help, helped him-
self with our composing stick; trom beside m,
may he soon need a crutch. — [D.]

A Pertinent Series of Queries.

Tu the Editor of the Alligator:

New Yoiik, August 24, 1858.

Sm There are a few things which I, with many otherB of my

acquaintances, wish to know, relative to the assistant matron ox
i; ; - Island, who figured so conspicuously in Uj>-' press and in

ourCourt of Sessions for the last month past. Before putting
the questions, I would jusi say — as the subject of the noteis a
lady— if this were the first piece of scandal the citizensof new
York had any Knowledge of in connection with oureity appoint-
ments, I, for one, would have been the first to have had this

Ivor) morsel consigned to the " tomb of all the Oapulets." I'n-

fortunately it is not so. It is a well known fact that those who

i: fortunate enough to receive the patronage of tin corporation

fork, ami of all tic lessei orgi

with oureity, must, at loa-t ,- .pialifl-

cation— they must be thoroughly destitute of honesty. Ado to
this a great talent for plundering the public treasury, drinking
any quantity of rum, talking profanely, and well skilled in Bat-
talia, drinking swill milk and eating su tyedbeef. and. in a word,
in can iboozling everybody. It would appear, fromdiscli isures lately
made in certain quarters, the Qualifications for the female p i
of the appointees is in no way higher than the male portion.

The first question is— Did the Ten Govt I a, or any of them,

kn that this woman cohabited, as alleged in the Alligatoi and

QOt disputed on the trial, with the individual represented as her
friend ? If so, this is a sail spectacle to be exhibited before our
wives and daughters.

In the second place, why did Mayor, then Governor, TiemaDn, if
he did not knov\ prevent this particular friend from visiting the
island, while he permitted ail the lady s other friends to visit
her?

In the third place, how came this lady to be in want of small
sums of money at different times, and how came she to make her
wants known to Governor 'f ienian ? And, far nior, ivouilerful
still, that he should supply them repeatedly without the former
advance being liquidated ? This seems to me passing strange
when we come to reflect on the faet that this woman receives for
her services on the Island $800 per year ; no small sum for an as-
sistant matron.

In the fourth place, if all or any of the above be true— and it
may he true for any thing I know— (the trial of Branch did not at
all touch these questions)— why is the lady not removed from the
island, for sin- is totally unfitted for the responsible situation she
now fills ? If the charges be false, why does the lady not take im-
mediate steps to clear herself from this heueous scandal? The
public have a right to demand that she either clear her character

that she be removed from the Island.

A WORKING MAN.

EF~ The Sunday Mercury reads us a homily, and attempts to
whitewash the conduct of the Warden of the Penitentiary.
John Smith, Jr., of Arkansas, is a great roan in his own esti-
mation, and it is a pity that the appreciation extends no fur-
ther.

XW The Tribune attempts to advise the Tarnmany Committee
wilh regard to their political action. This is extremely civil
as well as kind, and in return for this the Sachems will proba-
bly vote the Republican ticket, There is nothing more useful
than perseverance, if we except putty.

Supreme Court.

In the matter of Stephen H. Branch under-
going sentence for libel. — Mr. Ashmead said he
had obtained a writ of error in this case, lie
was at first disposed to let the judgment be
affirmed by this Court without argument, in
order that it might go to the Court of Appeals,
but he was informed by Mr. Branch's friends
that he is failing so fast that the question is
doubtful whether he will live until the Court
of Appeals meets.

Judge Davies — There is no other business
before the Court.

Mr. Ashmead asked to have a day set down
for the argument in this matter.

Judge Davies — No, sir ; we cannot meet
again until the third Monday in September.

Mr. Sedgwick, Assistant District Attorney,
could not consent to the case going on out of
the regular order. He had no doubt but Mr.
McKeon would like to facilitate the argument;
he was, however, out of town, and Mr. Sedg-
wick could not name any day.

Mr. Ashmead said that the defendant's
points were so very clear and the exceptions
taken so indisputable that he had no doubt
that the case could be disposed of in fifteen
minutes.

Mr. Sedgwick said the reason he could not
conset was that Mr. Ashmead had intimated
that he would make no strenuous opposition
to a judgment for the people in this Court, in
order that the case might go to the Court of
Appeals at the next term; Mr. McKeon had
left town with that understanding, but a few
days since Mr. Ashmead gave notice that he
would like to argue the questions here; coun-
sel for the people were not therefore prepared.

Mr. Ashmead woidd consent to judgment
for the people pro forma, but Mr. Branch's
friends were importuning him to have the mat-
ter disposed of, as they feared he will not sur-
vive until the Court of Appeals meets in Sep-
tember.

The Court suggested that if Mr. Branch's
health was such that his life was endangered,
he could be admitted to bail.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

FALL ELECTION.

State or Kxw-Yobe,
Orrics or thb Seceetaby op Statb,

Albany, August 2, 1B63.

:
IR— NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT AT THE OE-

Mr. Sedgwick said that he could be bailed
by an order of the Court.

Judge Davies said this Court would adjourn |
to to-morrow or Saturday, for the purpose of:
hearing the argnment, but Mr. Sedgwick could \ S_

u \f \f„c„„„ „.™,l^ „<„.» TTt./mi O neral Election to be held in this State on the Tuesday succeed-

not say when Mr. McKeon would return. Upon i M , he flrat Mondav m November next, the Mowing officers are
the suggestion of the Court, the case took the toV elected, to wit : _

** 6& i . A Gotcenob, in the placeof John A, King;

regular order, to come beiore the General
Term on the third Monday of September,
which would give them time to go before the

A LrsDTENAST Govzrnob, In the place of Henry R. Selden ;

A Cawal Commissioner, in the place of Samuel B. Ruggles, ap-
pointed in place of Samuel S. Whallon, deceased ;

An Inspector of State Prisons, in the place of William A.
Russell ;

The above is published pursuant to the notice ot Ike Secretary
of State, and the requirements of the Statute is such case Macs
and provided.

JAMES C. WILLET,
Sheriff of the City and County of New Tort

XB~ All the public newspapers in the county will publish the
above once in each week until the election, and then hand lo Uelr
bills for advertising the same, so that they may be laid before the
Board of Supervisors, and passed for payment. See Revised
Stat, vol, 1, chap. 6, title 3, article 2d, part 1st, page 140.

Court of Appeals On the fourth Tuesday ofj "Alfwhose terms of office will expire on the last day of Decem-

that month. A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United

Mr \shmead mid that he had searched the States, for the Third Congressional District, composed of the CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best w orkmen In the
Jll. AMiiiieau MliMiMmeuauKuiuivui Second, Third, Fifth and Eighth Wards in the city of New city, is now opened for inspection. Also, a superior stock of FCR-

books, and from the time of Charles the Second \ Tor k.

FRANCIS B. BALDWIN. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
CLOTHING & FURNISHING WAREHOUSE, No. 7»
and 72 Bowery', between Canal and Hester streets. New York-
Large and elegant assortments of Youths' and Bovs' Clothing, fcs^

F. B. BALDWIN^
J. G. BARNUM.t~
F. B. BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense E '
lishment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY! An entire New
Stock of GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S and CHILDREN'S

„„„„. ,l„v trip™ is no inch sen- I A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
QOW11 to tllC present llay, mere IS UO SUCU sen \ glate% for the Four1n Congressioual^pistrict, composed of the

tence to be found on record.
The Court adjourned sine die.

Fourth, Sixth, Tenth and Fourteenth Wards in the city of New

A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
Trio f. .llnn-lnrr w tfchn silhstancp of Mr Ash- ; Slates, for the Fifth Congressional District, composed of the Ser-
ine tuljon lug IS liie SUDSUUlce Ol air. .asu , e ™ and T1)irU ,, nlh Wards of the city of New York, and the
mead's points for Branch : Thirteenth, Fourteenth, Fifteenth and Sixteenth Wards of Brook-

1. In refusing to receive the testimony of, ! A ' Representative in the Thirty sixth Congress of the United
♦V,o tViroA nrifnHufla who offered to nrove that States, for the Sixth Congressional District, composed of the
tne tnrCt- « lmesses W UO OlieiCU 10 (Hove, iuu | E , ev( , ulhi Fifteenth and Seventeenth Wards to the City of New

thev told Branch the matters which he pub- , York ; . t mu .__

,. , J , , u" l l, A „. Ith.llnnc in A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United

lished, and Which were Cnargea aa llDeiiOUS, 111 state*, for the Seventh Congressional District, composed of the
Order to rebut the implication Of malice. Ninth. Sixteenth, and Twentieth Wards in the City of New

charr'in" the jury that if the defendant And also, a Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the
° A 4.C tlw»l, „-, i„ + „,„ r.f tli,. United States for the Eighth Congressional District, composed of
Or proved the trutll as to tWO or UK I the Twelflhi Eighteenth, Nineteenth. Twenty-first, and Twenty-

* t _j. A.1 J. " 1. *.n +■■> s% «« r.,. r . r .r,A UTawli "... I Ik. ( 'it i' r,f Vow Yrirfr

NfSHING GrOODS. All articles are of the B»t Quality, and haT-
"mg been purchased duriug the crisis, WILL BE SOLI) VERT
LOW ! The Custom Department contains the greatest variety of
CLOTHS, CAS3IMERES, and VESTINGS.

Mr. BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J.G.BARKUM,
who has had great experience in the business, haying been thirty
years connected with the leading Clothing Establishments of tbo
city.

2. In

justiJed

parties charged, yet, that inasmuch as the in- second Wards in the citv of New York.

dictmeut embraced a libel on three, he must

still be found guilty.

3. That the whole proceedings are coram
nonjudke, the Court having no jurisdiction to
originate bilis in case of misdemeanor.

4. In charging the jury that the law pre-
sumed malice from the publication of a libel,

COUNTY OFFICERS ALSO TO BE ELECTED FOR SAID
COUNTY.

Seventeen Members op Assembly ;

A Sherief, in the place of James O. Willett ;

A County Clerk, in the place of Richard B. Connolly :

Form Coeonees. in the place of Frederick W. Perry, Edward
Connery, Robert Gamble and Samuel C. Hills ;

All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of December

The attention of Inspectors of Election and County Canvassers
-, Is directed to Chapter 320 of Laws of 1S58, a copy of which is

. .. „ „ ,.;_. t v, t (printed, for instructions to regard to their duties under said law.

Without instructing them at the Same time tnat j K SUDmi , ttmg , ne question of calling a Convention to revise the

1 Constitution and amend the same to the people of the State."
Chap. 320.
AN ACT to submit the question of calling a Convention to revise
the Constitution and amend the same, to the People of the
State

it was only a prima facie presumption, and
could be rebutted bv evidence.

JAMES DONNELLY.g

WILLIAM COULTER. CARPENTER.— I HAVE LONG
been engaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who will
favor me with their patronage, that I will build as good houses, or
anything else in my line, as any other carpenter to the city of New
York. I will also he as reasonable in charges for my work as
any other person.

WILLIAM COULTER, Carpenter,
Rear of 216 East Twentieth street. New Y'orte.

WW. OSBORN, MERCHANT TAILOR, 9 CHAMBER
• street, near Chatham street, New York.

O ANTE MENTO.— No. 20 ATTORNEY STREET, NEAR
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Branch at Blackwell's Island. After crossing

Passed April 17, 1853— three-fifths being present.
The People of the Stale of New York, represented in Senate
and Assembly, do aaao\ as follows :
Section 1 The Inspectors of Election in each town, ward, and
election district in this Stale at the annual election to be held in
♦I „ -;„,>,. onrl rooMiinir the Island the gentle- I November next, shall provide a proper b« to receive the ballots
the river and reaclling ine ISianu, Hit) geunc l ()f (h( . ciUzen3 ' 01 - lni / st ate entitled to vote for members of the
ttlfin was shown into a Small Office attached tO , Legislature at such election. On such ballot shall be written or
limuv, aa SHU v. u iuv „„,„_„„+• printed or partly written and printed, by those voters who are in

the Penitentiary. At this place he saw one ot i [ avor „;. a A, uv ^ M i,„ K the words : » s-hall there be a convention

fll . j.-v, „„,,„„» on order from OUC of the to Revise the Constitution and amend the same? Yes." And by
the Clerk S present an oruer nuiu oucui t-uo |lhMevutl , ra wll0are opposed thereto, the words: "Shall there be
" Governors " tO be permitted tO see rirancll. I a Convention to Revise the Constitution and amend the same t
. „ ,, ' f ... „ <•_»„„„>„ Allien iNo" And ail citizens cutitled to vote as aforesaid shall be allow-

After a tew moments the unfortunate Alliga- » u ; v ^ e by UUot M aforMaicli m the election district in which

tor, but still indomitable Branch, presented I he resides, and not ^"^ one] two anll thr ^ of ,„,, four , of

of an act entitled "An act re

himself. His face was paler than when in the
city, and his general appearance was that of a
man who was suffering from a want of nutriti-
ous food and the usual comforts of life. Branch

OUSlouuaiii r , rlann f . nfi t„,ne his hair 'oegiven or offered under the act; and the manner of voting and

was dressed 1U the prison COStUllie, nis nail ^ w Iise . an rl the penalties tor false swearing, prescribed by law.
Was Cropped and his whiskers shaved. He are hereby declared in full force and effect in voting or offering to

stated that he was now employed in carrying
the tools used by the people of the quarry, and

52. So
chapter one hundred and thirty, ..

apectiug elections other than for luUitia and town officer, passed
April hftli eighteen hundred and forty-two, and the acts amending
the same, as regulates the manner of conducting elections ami
challenges oaths to be administered, and inquiries to be made, of
persons offering to vote, shall be deemed applicable to the votes to

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vote under tltis act.

5 - 1 The said votes given for and against a convention, in pursu-
ance 'of this act, shall be canvassed by the Inspectors ot the several
eleetiou districts or polls of the said election in the manner pre-
tlint •llthniiffh the work was not necessarily scribed by law, and as provided in i article four, of «Ue aur; ol
lUai, aiUlOllgll mo wei»»» £ „„j chapter one hundred and thirty of the said act, passed Apnl tilth,

eighteen hundred and forty -two, and the acts amending the same,
a/far as the same are applicable ; and such canvass shall be com-
pleted by ascertaining the whole number of votes given m each
election district or pill for a convention, and the whole number ot
votes given against such convention, in the iorni aforesaid | and
the result being found, the inspectors shall make a statement in
words, at full length, ot the number of ballots received in relation
to such convention, and shall also state in words, at full length
the whole number of ballots having thereon the words, shah
there be a Convention to revise the Constitution and amend the
same' No." Such statements as aforesaid shall contain a cap-
tion stating the day on which, and the number of the district, the
town or ward, and the county at which the election was held, and
at the end thereof a certificate that such statement it correct "' all
respects, which certitkate shall be subscribed by all the "nsPOvtors,
and a true copy of such statement shall be immediately nled by
them In the ottoe "of the clerk or the town or city.
64. The original -u. . nients, duly certified as aforesaid, shall be

*. .. -S nnn „F tl,..,ii I,, ).o ilr-iinto tor that

too severe, yet the fact that he was confined
all day amid the dust of the quarry, and fed on
food which his system and appetite revolts at,
he was rapidly losing his strength, and was
threatened with a paralysis of his left side. He
stated that he had to get upon several times in
the night to rub his limbs, and that his case
was aggravated from the fact that he was de-
nied the use of slippers, and had consequently
to stand on the stone floor whenever he wits
obliireil to ri^e from his bed. He says that if

OUUj,euioii»iuuii"'"i» _ J . §4. The original .^ulemenis,iiui) ce.iiiieo.K,^.,.-..-. »"....--

the oresent severe discipline is not alleviated, delivered by the inspei tors, or one of them to be deputed tor mat

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A story is told by Sir "Walter Scott, of a
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to one of the assessors of the town or ward, within twenty-foul
hours after the same shall have been subscribed by such inspec-
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"Ts'irniuchof-ariiclesllrst, second, third, and fourth, of title
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vention- and if It shaD appear thai a majority ol the votes or
ballots given in and returned as aforesaid are against a conven-
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that fact by a certificate, subscribed by them, aid Sled with the
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Seventh

mon.

Volume I.— No. 21.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 11. 1858.

Price 2 Cents.

What Peter Said.

The great Cable celebration at the Crystal
Palace was apparently a cut and dried affair,
for the lew speeches transmitted to us by the
press were not only written, but printed in
advance of delivery — a comfortable method of
reporting, very satisfactory, but not quite lite-
ral, as well as undignified in the orator of the
day reading off his speech, schoolboy -like from
the crown of his hat. Peter had his say, and
a very funny say it was, so much so that we
are inclined to believe that Archbishop John,
while "stuffing" at Long Branch, intentionally
•quizzed that venerable duck. Peter, when it
came to his say, was chuck full of electricity ;
he sparkled and snapped like an aurora borea-
lis; he was better charged than the cable, and
bis eloquence went off with a series of flashes
like the detonations of a Leyden jar. He told
us "his labors which required the indomitable
courage, the far-seeing and electrifying mind
of Cyrus W. Field to inspire and stimulate."
Cyrus then is the electrical eel of this new-
era, and should be carefully preserved within
non-conductors from fear of shocking accidents.
Then Peter got poetical, and travels in the
great garden of the world within and the world
without, and clothes a man there with power.
This great garden could not he that of Eden,
for there nobody went clothed with anything.
And then Peter got surgical, and goes into
midwifery, calling the cable "the umbilical
cord that binds the mother^ continent to the
child." Then Peter grew prophetical, and
tells us what electricity will do some day or
the other. And then Peter got enigmatical,
and didn't know what he did say, and then lie
said that language failed him, and upon this
giving out he Silt down and looked profound
at everybody and everything for the remainder
of the exercises, bestowing on the audience an
occasional yawn.

A New Scheme.

So the repairs to the City Hall are to be
made by the jobbing system. The contract
system, money-making as it is, is too liable to
be exposed to the inspection and judgment of
the people, but a large job that is splii up into
a dozen or more little ones and given out to a>
many individuals, pays better, and can be
more secretly conducted; therefore this job
which might be done leasoiiably low by a
contractor, is to lie highly jobbed out piece-
meal. Verily, we live in a great age, have
great city fathers, an illustrious Mayor and
plenty of paint and putty.

Puttyman turned Merriman.

The anecdotes of great man are the treas-
ures of local history, and are generally pre-
sumed to lend some light upon the trivialities
of State life. Daniel F. Tiemann is reported
to have remarked, in a serious manner it must
be observed, for Daniel is thought to be a tee-
totaller, and rarely dons the motley, that
when the Lord Mayor of London hears of our
celebration and burning of the City Hall, he
would return the compliment by setting fire
to the Mansion House. There can be no doubt
that this charitable ebullition of ettiquette will
be accomplished, and were it not for the ex-
treme modesty of the worshipful Tiemann,
there is little doubt but that his Lordship
would be induced to re-enact the part of Guy
Fawkes, and throw in the two houses of" Par-
liament by way of a superior pyrotechnical
display. The thanks of the British public are
I unquestionably due Puttyman for his modera-
tion, for were he to will it, the Atlantic Cable
might require the immolation of Gog and Ma-
gog, and. peradventure, the importation of
the Bow Bells. But Puttyman says he was
only joking, and in alluding to the Metropolitan
edifice, intended merely to call forth a sally
of wit instead of a blaze of pure genuine
flame.

The first appearance of Mr. Puttyman in his
new character of Merrriman, is highly credit-
able to a new beginner, and we have little
duubt that after a suitable intellectual training
by Mr. Gossin, and a few stray tricks from
Signor Carlo, be will be able to perform a
creditable engagement with Dan Rice. Indeed,
« t- do not know but with the aid of lamp-
black and a dictionary, he might be converted
into an excellent Brother Bones, if not a joker
in all the spirit of Tom Brown, and the quaint-
ness of the late inveterate Horn. When other
occupations are gone. Mr. Puttyman, from this
specimen of jocularity, is entitled to a front
seat in the saw dust.

How to Shed a Ray of Light.
At the Cable demonstration on the 1st,
Aldermanic politeness showed itself in its true
colors by the virtual expulsion of reporters
from the Crystal Palace. Immediately previ-
ously to the commencement of the exercises,
Mr. Lowber, a protege of the reformer's, whose
name may be remembered in connection with
a claim against the city, ordered the removal
of the tables and benches allowed to the press.
Alderman Thomas MeSpedon, whose name
will become famous to the press before the
whole of the documents in the Hall of Re-
cords are printed, forthwith directed the re-
moval of the pressgang, which, like the Joseph
Walker, was held by Mr. Lowber to be a
nuisance. This summary proceeding was
characteristic of aldermanic wisdom, by for-
getting that while the wide world was inter-
ested in the cable, our astute gentleman imag-
ined that he had it safely coiled in his breeehes
pocket. Luckily all the addresses, which had
the sanction of the Common Council, were in
print for a few days before their deliverv, and
that portion of our municipal greatness has
escaped certain loss. Unfortunately there are
two sides to a question as well as an address,
and as the British recipients of the addresses,
as well as the Captain of the Niagara, were
not up to the mysteries of the Tea-Room,
their replies are forever lost. We have
doubtless lost the wheat and secured the chaff.

Eieek.v. — There having been great inquiry
made as to whom the statue in the City Hall
Park represents, we are happy to inform the
inquisitive that we learn by a dispatch sent us
iiy the Atlantic Telegraph, that it is the fac
umilt oX the great Puttyman.

A Creates Union than the Telegraph. —
The political junction between Peter Cooper
ami Tiemann. The cable can't stand compari-
son with tin- cement of putty and glue.

Strange, if True. — We read in the Herald
the other day, that, in the opiuion of that ora-
cle, the successful laying of the Trans-atlantic
Cable would change the whole moral aspect of
human affairs — the Herald included. Now we
must confess we do belong to that class of per-
sons which believe that physical agency and
morals are intimately allied, and that the great
achievement of submer^iag the cable will pro-
duce more or less a moral effect. Still we are
doubtiul of the Herald. We are equally doubt-
ful whether tne successful laying of two cables
and a half dozen other scientific victories much
greater than anything that has yet transpired,
could produce an improvement in the moral
character of the Herald. Bennett is too great
and too hardened a sinner. Still we have heard
of repentance at the eleventh hour.

A Good Idea. — Our devil suggests that the
great Puttyman would do well to hire Jobs.. n
to edit the Satanic. This might be beneficial
to ^uttyman, but we doui't whether Mr. .lob-
son would consent to lend his brain in such a
tilthty channel. The great French historian
can do better.

STEPHEN" H. BRATNTCFFS ALLIGATOR.

THE ALLIGATOB.

New York, Saturday, September 11, 1858.

Out with Them.

Our people have by this time purchased the
significant lesson that it is impossible to create
an elective judiciary, worthy of esteem and
capable of discharging the onerous functions
committed to their custody. The learned San-
cho Pauza observed, with respect to the im-
possibility of oreating silk purses ont of sows,
ears. We can do likewise as to the utter ina-
bility of manufacturing judges, worthy of the
ermine, from raw material, such as Mr. Recor-
der Barnard and City Judge Russell, neither
of whom would be selected to decide upon
the merits of a cock tight, much less to deter-
mine the rights of personal liberty. Is the
evil to be longer endured, to be incessantly
repeated, or are the people to take the matter
iu their own hands that we may divest our-
selves from the burdens which Sihbad-like we
are compelled to bear on our shoulders ?

We have thoroughly tested the question of
an elective judiciary, both theoretrically and
practically, and we have arrived at one con-
clusion — that we obtain politicians instead of
judges, and thereby jeopardize the very foun-
dation of our national liberties. We have
done more, and openly pandered to the lowest
vice in suffering the right of ballot to be pros-
tituted in order that the most unworthy of
men may creep into the judiciary. We have
emptied the tap-rooms ami bar-rooms of their
tenants, and have thus sullied the dignity of
the ermine. We have also done everything
in our power to neutralize the benevolent in-
tentions of our republican institutions, by cor-
rupting the only safeguard for their perpetua-
tion. And. this series of calamities is chiefly
attributable to the introduction of the politi-
cal mancevre of rendering the judiciary elec-
tive, and thus we have sacrificed the wisdom of
our revolutionary ancestors.

A few years ago, when the judiciary were
appointed by the State Senate, and served un-
til physical infirmities limited the term, the
New York Bench were unrivalled for learning,
courtesy and literary acquirements. Our crim-
inal judges were particularly distinguished,
and the name of Richard Riker, for many
years Recorder of New York, will be remem-
bered as that of a worthy and respected magis-
trate. Whence have we receded to secure
Russells and Barnards? Nay, we have even
gone to the length of creating offices which
are perfectly useless, and filled them with idle
incumbents. Will any man say that the City
Court exists as a matter of necesity, or that
the duties of the officers do not belong to other
authorities? If not, why not erect a court-
room and not compel its presiding dignitary to
lounge a hanger-on the Court of Sessions. Pro-
bably it is better for the common weal, ami
more in accordance with Mr. Russell's antece-
dents, that he be suffered to continue in this
way of life, in which the extent of mischief
may be kept within limit. In the approaching
constitutional convention, the question of an
elective judiciary will be fairly at issue, and it
is one duty that we owe to ourselves to re-
organize the magistracy, that its ancient char-
acter for integrity and truth may oe revived
and perpetuated. This work of purification
will prodably he strenuously opposed by those
of our politicians, who are dependent to the
gangs of shoulder hitters, and brothel pimps,
now infecting our city ami rendering the elec-
tive franchise a political caricature. If we
suffer this opportunity to escape us, we are
unworthy the character of freemen, and de-
servedly the cellars "I a judiciary, as inicom-
pent as it is useless, and as useless as it is ex-
pensive.

The Tail of the Cable.

We have hail our gay old time; our citizens
have laid fireworks, and crackers, and cheese ;
our boys have had a turn-out, and our country
cousins have had a most stunning display ot
municipal greatness, — in a word, we have glo-
rified God, the Atlantic Cable, and the Field
family. This is all very well in its way ; but
when we come to pay tor the piping, we natu-
rally inquire the reason for all this fuss and
commotion — for the only thing which appears
to be quiet is the cable itself, which neither
works nor gives evidence of any inclination
towards labor. Now that we have had the
tun, let us pay for it.

The people of England, who own the Tele-
graph, each end being limited to British soil,
and the ,whole line under control of British
capitalists, seem to have rejoiced over the suc-
cess i if the great event of the age in a most ra-
tional and sensible manner, while we have ap-
parently gone mad with joy over an affair
which, in nowise, can be construed into a na-
tional subject. Degrading as it may be to out-
personal pride, Peter Cooper, the Field family,
and Archbishop John, to the contrary not-
withstanding, the Atlantic Telegraph is essen-
tially an English triumph ; and in expending a
large sum of money in an ebullition of passing
insanity, our citizens have only rendered them-
selves subjects for merriment. Who will deny
that, although the project of an Atlantic Tele-
graph was first broached on this side of the
Atlantic, almost the entire credit of its success
has been committed to British hands. The
money was raised in England, and three out
of four vessels, engaged in the enterprize, bore
the British fiag. And now have we any just
excuse to run mad with joy, and to add some
fifty thousand additional taxes to our already
over-taxed community ?

The very character of the procession which
went through our streets was a polite satire
upon the occasion, as it can mainly be regard-
ed as an illegal method of advertising one's
wares, which, if persisted in, would prove ruin-
ous to the Sunday papers. We had cracker
bakers, alcohol dealers, gas stoves, and all that j
sort of thing, from the beginning to the end of:
the chapter ; and one, unacquainted with the
nature of municipal rejoicing, would conceive
the demonstration to have been the American
Institute house-moving on the first of May.
And now that the reign of folly has past, and
the iestivity of the occasion wasted into air, a
second, sober thought suggests to us that Ave
have been manufacturing a very large quantity
of excitement upon a very small capital ; and
the more serious this consideration will become
as the moment of payment presses on us. We
have no right to squander public moneys, no
more than that of embezzling from private
persons ; still we are well aware that a differ-
ent standard of morality governs the actions of
officials from those of the same beings in a
mercantile character. Now that we have
reached the tail of the cable excitement, let us
propound a simple query : What have we
gained by all this frenzy beyond the glorifica-
tion of one or two individuals, who have sud-
denly discovered themselves to be great? We
have foolishly spent a large sum of money —
we have made an exhibition of ourselves, and
have no equivalent to show in exchange for
our funds and our honor. By the tail of the
cable hangs a curious tale indeed.

Too True by Half. — One of our City Fa-
thcrs, upon being solicited for a ticket to the
Cable Dinner on the 2d of September, refused,
giving as a reason that he could not venture to
in vile any of his friends, from fear of introduc-
ing improper characters.

The Paupers at the Town Table.

If any man hangs around a public house, de-
pendent upon the charity of visitors for a drink,
even if it be absolutely necessary to his health,
he is commonly honored with the epithet of a
"bummer;" but when a highly distinguished
politician or other man, too indolent to do his
own work and subsisting from the public till,
hangs around the City Hall, awaiting the
chances at the public table, we fail to recognize
the similarity of his condition with the dry and
athirst of the common tap-room. Now we are
blind enough not to seethe distinction between
these two classes of worthies, and we are stu-
pid enough to enumerate both as under the
same category. It matters little to us whether
the guzzler at the Metropolitan feeds at the
public expense, or Brown at the Pewter Mug
drinks from the involuntary contributions of
Jones or any other private individual. In both
instances the principle is the same, and a man
who dines at the public expense, even if it be
in the name of Cyrus W. Field, is as much of a
sucker as the lounger who insists upon partici-
pating with you in a smile. They are both
paupers, and should be deservedly esteemed as
such by an intelligent community. There is
nothing like calling things by their proper
names, although they may be distasteful to our
so-called Reformers.

It is exceedingly strange that any body of
men, pretending to advocate retrenchment in
our finances, will so barefacedly and undis-
guisedly seize upon a large sum of money be-
longing, as they honorably admit, to a most
over-taxed municipality, and squander it for
the least profitable of animal passions. Three
thousand dollars could be better expended in a
monument or other testimonial of our Cable
joy, than to be guzzled down by a bevy of hun-
gry hounds, who would have claimed boon-
companionship with Judas Iscariot to get an
invitation to the La6t Supper. If it be neces-
sary to express our joy, why not do it in a ra-
tional manner, like men gifted with reason, and
not guzzle and swill like beasts of the field?
Still the invincible selfishness of our Aldermen
demanded an Aldermauic banquet, whence a
majority ot our officials will in all probability
be carried home on a shutter, if they do not
succeed in procuring accommodations at the
public expense in the Fifteenth Ward Station.
Where better to end the bucchanalian revel?
We bad believed that, when the iniquity of the
tea-room was suppressed, and the bevy of
loafers who were wont to breakfast, dine and
sup from the free lunch of our Municipal tea-
room, the whole fabrick of guzzling would be
cast down, so that every intelligent and rep-
utable man would conceive it a species of
larceny to dine at the expense of the poverty-
stricken tax-payers. But that which is bred
in the bone cannot come out from the skin,
and this habit of dining is too deeply seated
to be eradicated from these veterans at the
public table. It would be a curious study for
a statician to compute the amount of groceries,
wet and dry, consumed by some of these well
fed officials, and, when published, would afford
a very instructive lesson in municipal economy.
We will venture to say that Simeon Draper
alone, in the course of his public services, has
deemed it a part of bis duty to consume edibles
and drinkables to the extent at least of three
thousand dollars. Here, then, is a question
for disputation at the Institute that, if the
official keep of one man costs such a sum, how-
much would it cost to support an army.

|^° God made man, and he rested; then he
made woman and rested; then ire invented the
Beecher family and rested again, and then he
created the Field family ; and there, let us
hope, we come to a full stop.

STEPHEN H. BRAISTCH-S ALLIGATOR.

Fish and Fowl

Notwithstanding the heavy demonstrations
of the Common Council, by word of mouth
and by strength of lung in favor of the At
lantic Cable, it seems that? the reception of the
crew of the Niagara was entirely overlooked
by these distinguished characters, who, in their
ovations to Mr. Cyrus W. Field, and such like
magnates, ignored the existence of such a poor
set of individuals as the absolute toilers, who
live by the sweat of then brow. To make up
for this deficiency in courtesy, a few gentle-
men invited and gave a species of demonstra-
tion, wherein they expected to realize some-
thing digestible for the poor Jacks of our
navy, who, in an humble way at least, contrib-
uted to the success of the great event. Well,
these gentlemen in hiring a room wherein the
speechitication could be made, naturally stum-
bled upon the great Peter Cooper Institute,
first from the connection Peter had with the
tail end of the cable, and, secondly, from the
fact that they labored under the impression
that the building had been given to our munic-
ipality for the ' encouragement of arts and
sciences, and, assuredly, what could be more
eucouraging to science than a hearty meal after
scientific labor?

The committee waited upon the proprietor
of the Institute and discovered the nightly
rent for the use of the hall of the building, so
magnanimously donated to the city, j,o be
.$100. However, the breasts of landlords are
not always of stone, and the illustrious Pe-
ier, taking into consideration the object and
the occasion, kindly consented to receive from
the friends of poor Jack but one-half the
usual price for the loan of a building, vulgarly
conceived to be public property. Now who
dares to assert that Peter, the great and liberal
minded Peter Cooper, never does things by
halves?

Cable Jollification.

Cyrus, the great, has been out on a fishing
excursion ; he has fished with a long line, a
keen hook, fine bait, and in deep water —
caught a fine kettle of fish and many shiners,
over which the Cooper guild and corporation
feel disposed to make themselves jolly. This
may all be very well, but to us it looks very
much like using an opportunity to make a dis-
play and have a good time generally to glorify
somebody at the expense of the people.

With respect to the merits of this cable,
Franklin bottled lightning, Morse discovered
the telegraph principle, Maury the telegraph
plateau, and Cyrus, with the assistance of
Brooks, put the two together, for commercial
purposes, for which Cyrus is to be glorified for-
ever, while Franklin, Morse and Maury are
forgotten. The whole cost of the cable cele-
bration, to the city, will not fall mnch short of
$15o.iiiiii. ('old winter will soon be here, and

A Great Chance for Peter.

Now that we are going to have a new story
on the City Hall, would it not be an excellent
opportunity to try the highly ingenious scheme
of the venerable Peter Cooper, of converting
the new portion of that public edifice into a
water-tank ? What a refreshing idea in the
dog-days !

If Peter had only studied political economy
as deeply as he has hydraulics, he might have
improved his scheme of fire-extinguishing and
rendered it at least self-paying, it not a source
of revenue. During the summer months, this
artificial pond could be rendered an excellent
bathing-school, where, beneath the supervision
of some of the unoccupied police, small boys
could be allowed, at a shilling a head, to in-
dulge in a hydropathic luxury of a dive and
come up again. Beyond this, during the win-
ter, the pond being subject, we suppose, to the
ordinary afflictions of a cold, might be advan-
tageously employed for the healthy relaxation
of skating, during which performance the ve-
nerable Peter may patronize the public by an
exhibition of his highly respected person, after
the manner of his great predecessor, Wonter
Von Twiller. By this ingenious arrangement
ihe great water-tank of the great Peter may
be rendered as great an institution in a sana-
tory point of view, as his Institute is to the
intellectual world of our Atlantic Metropolis.
Peter should be a water-cure doctor.

A Wonderful Invention.

Much has been said about the Albany Re-
jcDcy, whose lawgivers are Thurlow Weed,
Seward <& Co., but they cannot compare with
our great Puttyman, Cooper, Draper &, Co.
For cunning reforms, soft soap and putty they
have no competitors. While the former has
dined on politicians, the latter has luxuriated
on live alligators — of the short and long branch
species — until they are looking fat and greasy.
We advise Weed and Seward to look well to
their pickets and walls at Syracuse on the 8th
of September, or our great city reformers will
not leave them an atom of power or greatness.
Let Weed remember that these great lights of
Metropolitan glory, have a peculiar way of
doing business, unknown to the scientific of
the present day. The invention is said to be
despotic and arbitrary in its sway over the
masses, but this can hardly be, for our Metro-
politans are clear-sighted people and would
certainly have made the discovery if such was
the case; hence their popularity must origin-
ate from the true greatness of their invention
and the entire approval and encomiums of the
Pres during the last three or four weeks. It
is seldom that any new invention confers hon-
or, fame and fortune upon the inventor, but
this "Branch Incarceration" invention

To THE EDITOR oE THE ALLIGATOR.

thousands cold and hungry, without the means new era in science, law and philosophy. Th

to supply themselves with food ami fuel; and'
we venture to say not $500 could be raised
from the corporation outside the usual appro-
priations, to keep them from starvation or
freezing. All this is the result of a nice little
arrangement by the city fathers, who are
mighty fond of guzzling at the public crib
whenever an excuse can be manufactured.
This cable laying furnishes a good one, but the
cable is laid, so let " God be praised," but not
untd Cyrus has had his share.

inventors are deserving of a monument to per-
petuate their memories to future posterity.
Oh, great Puttyman, little did you think, when
superintending your humble paint manufac-
tory, that you would ever be connected in such
a great discovery. How great, how powerful
is genius — God-like. Praise God, Puttyman,
that you and your fellow-inventors are not like
other men.

City Hall Bell.— This loud, cracked-toned
sentinel, having become ashamed of the cor-
Overdoxe. — It is now understood that the ruption in and round the City Hall, lias left
persecutors of Mr. Branch have separated from the top of that institution and located rtsell
co-partnership with Recorder Barnard, whom

they charge with having overdone matters. It
is a pity, but Mr. Barnard will learn that, he
cannot serve both God and man at the same
time.

lUtside on a wooden tower.

Cestral Park. — Supposed to be completed
about the year 1880— judging by the last two
years' progress. Cost, impossible to estimate.

New York. August 23, 1858.
Sir: — Hitherto I have retrained from ad-
dressing communications to the newspapers
upon any subject of interest to the community,
feeling better satisfied in reading the comments
of persons other than myself. The course of
the prosecution towards the unfortunate Mr.
Branch leads me. for the first time, "to speak to
the public through the columns of a public
journal, and suggests to me a number of ideas
which, I think, bear upon the subject. I am
not a personal friend of Mr. Branch, never
having had half a dozen words of conversation
with him. I look upon the prosecution (or,
more properly speaking, the persecution) of
Mr. Branch as a wholesale violation of the
rights and privileges of the citizens of New
York, and a violent outrage upon the spirit
and tenor of our laws. For the first time in
the history of our criminal jurisprudence, we
rind a man charged with the commission of an
offence against our laws, arrested, indicted,
tried, convicted, sentenced, and placed in the
vilest servitude, all within the space of two
short weeks. In this extraordinary trial we
see, and painfully too, the establishment of a
recedent to take away our rights and subject
our persons and property to the ruthless grasp
of an interested.prosecution. 'Tis true that the
prosecutors in the case of Mr. Branch were
wealthy and in positions of influence, and it
was therefore to lie expected that justice should
lean toward them, to the taking away of the
rights of a citizen who could not boast of
wealth. I assert, and without fear of truthful
contradiction, that two-thirds of our commu-
nity to-day sympathize with Mr. Branch, and
look upon the course of the prosecution as a
gross violation of their own individual rights,
and such a violation as loudly calls for the in-
dignation of the people; and it is indeed pleas-
ant to reflect, that to-day the persecutors of
Mr. Branch are entitled to, and willingly re-
ceive, the supreme. contempt and unmitigated
scorn of every lover of justice ; and I tell you,
sir, that scorn and contempt will manifest itself
at the ballot-box to such a degree, that certain
persons will wither beneath the loud condem-
nation of the honest citizen; and the time will
come when justice shall not be thwarted by
the mere wink of two or three self-interested-
individuals, who cannot boast of any povrticula/r
merit. I take the position, that whether Mr.
Branch be guilty or not guilty, the trial was
unfair and the sentence unjust ; and no evi-
dence appears to my mind causing me to doubt
I nit that Mr. Branch's assertions were correct.
Would it not have been much better, in order
to the proper vindication of the character of
the person against whom the charges were
made by .Mr. Branch, that all the circum-
stances connected with the affair should have
been brought to light by an even-handed, above-
board trial? Then, if the charges were false,
the prosecution would have established their
honor and integrity in a manner which would
have satisfied tie- community, and not led them
to look, as they now do, with suspicion. Be-
yond all this, Mr. Branch wasMenied the right
of a preliminary examination; thus showing
that the first step taken by the prosecution
was illegal and unjust. These facts, when
presented to the mind of an enlightened public,
present such formidable proof of the injustice
practised towards Mr. Branch, that it is im-
possible to arrive at any other conclusion than
that Mr. Branch has been more sinned against
than sinning. In conclusion 1 shall say, that,
from what 1 have discovered of public opinion,
it is high time that something should be done
to rid ourselves of the present administration,
and to put in office men who can be relied
upon; believing a- they do that Mr. Branch

has been the victim of political persecution.

Let us hope that the time will soon come

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR

« hen the rights of the community will be pre-
served, and their persons and property pro-
t' oted by an enlightened, intelligent and ho-
norable judiciary. Van.

The Genuine Cable.

No single enterprise better illustrates the
go'-ahead-ativeness of Americans than the pur-
chase by Messrs. Tiffany & Co., the Broadway

jewellers, of the entire surplus '»f the Atlantic
Telegraph Cable, left on beard the Niagara.
They have no possible use for it, beyond the
selling of pieces as specimens to be preserved
as curiosities; and yet, on this speculation
they have advanced "some $30,000 or $40,000
hard cash. In some cities, and some countries
they would inevitably find themselves " stnck,"
as the newsboys say ; but here, they will, as-
suredly and deservedly, reap a rich reward.
They are selling the pieces, plain and mounted
with, A"' simile certificates by Mr. Field, at all
prices, from 50 cents upwards, about as fast as
they can cut them off. — Sun.

Now, of what real utility is a piece of this
supposed cable ? None whatever. We strong-
ly suspect hundreds of mechanics are employ-
ed daily in manufacturing a fac simile of the
Atlantic Cable, and doubtless will continue to
.be so employed as long as a purchaser for a
piece of " that Cable " can be found. For
gullibility, New Yorkers are certainly the
greenest of the human species. Still, perhaps,
an imitation of "that Cable" will answer ev-
ery purpose, and enrich the retailer at the ex-
pense of the credulous. We intend to get a
monster "cable" manufactured, "to order,"
to cable up our Alligator o'nights.

A showman giving dramatic entertainments
in Lafayette, Ind., was called upon by Terrell,
of the Journal, who tendered a bushel of corn
for admission. The manager refused to accept
of it, telling Terrell that all the members of
his company had been corned for the past six
weeks. Our city fathers have been sham-
paigned and cabled for the last two weeks.

Our devil thinks it a national loss that the
Limekiln man did not live long enough to he
elected Mayor. No doubt of it — lime is more
substantil than paint:

Wonder if the great Putty-man has ever
paid Bennett that little bill for paint advertis-
ing ? We suppose so, as Bennett is now usiug
plenty of va/rnish of the putty calibre.

Advertisements— 25 Cents a line.

Credit. — From two to four seconds, or as long as the Advertiser
can hold his breath ! Letters and Advertisements to be left at No.
114 Nassau-street, second story, front room.

ClOREY AND SON, MERCHANT'S EXCHANGE. WALL
,/ street. New York, Notaries Public and Commissioners — United
States Passports issued in 36 hours.— Bills of Exchange, Drafts, and
N otes protested,— Marine protests In it e<l and extended.

EDWIN F. COREY,
EDWIN F. COREY.Ja.

HERRING'S TATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BUR-
glar Proof Safe, with Hall's Patent Powder Proof Locks,
afford the greatest security of any Safe in the world. Also, Sine
board and Parlor Safes, of elegant workmanship and finish, lur
Plate, &c. S. C. HERRING & CO.,

251 Broadway

rVAN TINE, SHANGAE RESTAURANT, No. 2 DEY
• street. New York.

FALL ELECTION.

^ &J.W. BARKER. GENERAL AUCTIONEERS* REAL
p. ESTATE BROKERS. Loans negotiated. Houses and
Stores Rented, stocks and Bonds Sold at Auction or Private Sale.

Also, FURNITURE SALES attended to at private bouses.
Office. 14 Pine street, undert'onimonwealth Bank.

1ARLTON HOUSE 41>6 BROADWAY, NEW YORK
" Bates and Holden, Proprietors.

THEOPHILUS BATES.

OREL J. HOLDEN.

GERARD UETTS & CO.. AUCTION AND COMMISSION
Merchants, No. 106, Wall street, corner of Front street. New
York.

SAMUEL SNEDEN, SHIP A STEAMBOAT IU'1LDER\~-
My Office is at No. 31 Cnrlears street, New York; and my yards,
and residence are at Greenpolut. 1 have built -Ships and Steamer*
for every portion of the G lube, for a long term of years, and eon
tlnue to do s o on reasonable terms. SAMUEL SNEDEN

FULLMER AND WOOD, CARRIAGE MANUFACTUR-
ers. No. i39 West Nineteenth street, New York.
Horse-shoeing done with dispatch, and in the most scientific
manner, and on reasonable terms.

State of New-Yohk, )

Office of the Secretary of State. >

Albany, August 2, 1858. 1
To the Sheriff of the County of New York:
QIR—NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT AT THE GE-
n neral Election to be held In tliis state on the Tuesday succeed-
ing the tirst Monday in November next, the following officers are
to be elected, to wit:

A lii>\ EK.voit, iii the place of John A, King;

A Lieutenant Governor, in the place of Henrv R. Seldcn ;
\ I 'anal Commissioner, in the place of Samuel B. Ruggles, ap-
pointed in place of Samuel S. Whallon, deceased :

An Inspector of State Prisons, in the place of William A.
Russell;

All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of Decem-
ber next.

A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States, for the Third Congressional District, composed of the
First, Second, Third, Fifth and Eighth Wards in the city of New
York.

A Representative In the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States, for the Fourth Congressional District, composed of the
Fourth, Sixth, Tenth and Fourteenth Wards in the city of New
fork :

A Representative In the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States, for the Fifth Congressional "District, composed of the Sev-
enth and Thirteenth Wards of the city ol New York, and the
Thirteenth, Fourteenth, Fifteenth and Sixteenth Wards of Brook-
lyn-

A Representative in the Thirty sixth Congress of the United
States, for the Sixth Congressional District, composed of the
Eleventh, Fifteenth and Seventeenth Wards in the City uf New
York ;

A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States, for the Seventh Congressional District, composed of the
Ninth, Sixteenth, and Twentieth Wards in the City of New
York:

And also, a Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the
United States for the Eighth Congressional 'District, composed of
the Twelfth, Eighteenth, Nineteenth. Twenty-first, and Twenty-
second Wards in the City of New York.

COUNTY OFFICERS ALSO TO BE ELECTED FOR SAID
COUNTY.

Seventeen Members of Assembly ;

A Sheriff, in the place of James C. Willett ;

A County Clerk, in the place of Richard B. Connolly ■

Four Coroners, in the place of Frederick W. Perry, Edward
Connery, Robert Gamble and Samuel C. Hills ;

All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of December
next.

The attention of Inspectors of Election and County Canvassers
is directed to Chapter 32U of Laws of 18o8, a copy of which is
printed, for instructions in regard to their duties under said law.
"submitting the question of calling a Convention to revise the
Constitution and amend the same to the people of the Slate."

Cuap. 320.
AN ACT to submit the questiou ol calling a Convention to revise
the Constitution and amend the same, to the People of the
State :

Passed April 17, 1S5S— three-fifths being present.
The People of the Stale of New York, represented in Senate
and Assembly, do enact as follows:

Section 1. The Inspectors of Election in each town, ward, and
election district in this State, at the annual election to be held in
November next, shall provide a proper box to receive the ballots
Of i he citizens of this State entitled to vote for members of the
Legislature at such election. On such ballot shall be written or
printed, or partly written and printed, by those voters who are in
favor of a Convention, the words: " Shall there be a Convention
to Revise the Constitution and amend the same? Y'es." And by
those voters who are opposed thereto, the words: " Shall there be
a Convention to Revise the Constitution ami amend the same ?
No." And all citizens entitled to vote as aforesaid shall be allow-
ed to vote by ballot as aforesaid, in the election district in which
he resides, and not elsewhere.

§•2. So much of the articles one, two and three, of title four, of
chapter one hundred and thirty, of an act entitled "An act re-
specting elections Other than for militia and town officer," passed
April tilth, eighteen hundred and forty-two, and the acts amending
the same, as regulates the manner of conducting elections and
challenges, oaths to be administered, and inquiries to be made, of

Eersons otiering to vote, shall be deemed applicable to the votes to
e given or offered under the act : and the manner of voting and
challenges, and the penalties for false swearing, prescribed bylaw,
are hereby declared in full force and effect in voting or ottering to
vote under this act.

5 -2. The said votes given for and against a convention, in pursu-
ance of this act, shall be canvassed by the Inspectors of the several
election districts or pulls of the said election in the maimer pre-
scribed by law, and as provided iu article four, of title four, of
chapter one hundred and thirty of the said act, passed April fifth,
eighteen hundred and forty-two, and the acts amending the same,
as far as the same are applicable ; and such canvass shall be com-
pleted by ascertaining the whole number of votes given in eacli
election district or poll for a convention, and the whole number ot
votes given against such convention, in the form aforesaid ; and
the result being found, the inspectors shall make a statement in
words, at full length, of the number of ballots received in relation
to such convention, and shall also state in words, at full length,
til e whole number of ballots having thereon the words, "Shah
there be a Convention to revise the Constitution and amend the
samel 1 No." Such statements as aforesaid shall contain a cap-
tion, stating the day on which, and the number of the district, the
town or ward, and the county at which the election was held, and
at the end thereof a certificate that such .statement is correct in all
respects, which certificate shall be subscribed by all the inspectors,
and a true copy of such statement shall be immediately filed by
them in the office of the clerk of the town or city.

§4. The original statements, duly certified as aforesaid, shall be
delivered by the inspectors, or one of them to be deputed for that

Eurpose, to the supervisor, or, in case there be no supervisor, or
e snail be disabled from attending the board of convassers, then
to one of the assessors of the town or ward, within twenty-four
hours after the same shall have been subscribed by such inspec-
tors, to be disposed of as other statements at such election, are
ih'w required by law.

55. So much of articles first, second, third, and fourth, of title
fifth, of chapter one hundred and thirty, of the act entitled, "An
act respecting elections other than for militia and town officers,"
and the acts amending the same, as regulates the duties of Coun-
ty Canvassers and their proceedings, and the duty of County
Clerks, and the Secretary or State, and the Board uf State Can-
vassers, shall be applied to the canvassing and ascertaining the
will of the people of this State in relation to the proposed con-
vention ; and if it shall appear that a majority 01 the votes or
ballots given in and returned as aforesaid are against a conven-
tion, then the said canvassers are required to certify and declare
that fact by a certificate, subscribed by them, and riled with the
Secretary of State ; but if it shall appear by the said canvass that
a ina|oritv of the ballots or votes given as aforesaid are for a con-
vention, then thev shall by like certificates, to be filed as afore-
said, declare that fact ; and the said Secretary shall communicate
a copy of such certificate to both branches of the Legislature,
at the ouening of the next session thereof. Yours, respectfully,
GIDEON J. TUCKER, Secretary of State.
Sheriff's Office, t

New York., August 4, 1858. J

The above is published pursuant to the notice ot the Secretary
of State, and the requirements of the Statute in such case made
and provided.

JAMES C. WILLET,

^^ Sheriff of the City and County of New York.

JW^ All the public newspapers in the county will publish tne
abo* i once in each week until the election, and then hand in their
bills tm advertising the same, so that they may be laid before the
Board of Supervisors, and passed for payment. See Revised
Stat, vol, 1, chap. 6, title 3, article 2d, part 1st, page 140.

FRANCIS B. BALDWIN, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
CLOTHING & FURNISHING WAREHOUSE, No. 70
and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Hester streets. New York.
i and elegant assortments of Youths'and Roys' Clothing. j2

F. B. BALDWIN,
w „ . J. O. BARNUM, g

I*. B. BALDW IN has just opened his New and Immense Estan-
Ushment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY! An entire New
Stock ol GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S and CHILDREN'S
< LorillNG. recently manufactured by the best workmen in the
city, is now openedfor Inspection. Also, a superior stock of FUR-
NISHING GOODS. All articles are of the Best Quality, and hav-
ing been purchased during the crisis, WILL BE SOLD VERY
LOW! The Custom Department contains the greatest variety of
CLOTIIS.CARSIMERES, and VESTINGS.

Mr. BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G. BARNUM,
who has bad great experience in the business, having beeu thirty
years connected with the leading Clothing Establishments of the
city.

JAMES DONNELLY'S COAL YARD-TWENTY-SIXTH
street and Second Avenue. 1 always have all kinds of coal
on hand, and of the very best quality, which 1 will sell as low as
any other coal dealer in the United States.
_^ JAMES DONNELLY.g

WILLIAM COULTER, CARPENTER.— I HAVE LONG
been engaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who will
favor me with their patronage, that I will build as good houses, or
anything else in my line, as any other carpenter in the city of New
York. I will also be as reasonable in charges for my work as
any other person.

WILLIAM COULTER, Carpenter,
Rear of -2U>East Twentieth street, New York.

W. OSBORN MERCHANT TAILOR, 9 CHAMBER
• street, near Chatham street, New York.

SANTE MENTO.-No. 29 ATTORNEY STREET, NEAR
Grand, has a superior assortment of Cloths, Cassimerea. and
"■stings, made to order in the most fashionable and approved Pa-
risian si vies, and at short notice. Let gentlemen call and patronize
me, and I will do my utmost to pleasemy customers.

I^IULTON IRON WORKS.-JAMES MURPHY & CO.,
1 Manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines. Boilers, &c.
Itod a n d Brass Castings . Foot of Cherry Street, East River.

OBERT ONDERDONK. — THIRTEENTH WARD
Hotel, 405 and 407 Grand street, corner of Clinton street,

WILLIAM M. TWEED, CHAIR & OFFICE FURN1-
ture Dealer and Manufacturer, No. 289 Broadway, corner
of Read street, New York, Room No. 15.

FASHION HOUSE-JOSEPH HYDE PROPRIETOR,
corner Grand and Essex street. Wines, Liquors, and Cigars
of the best brands. He invites his friends to give him a call.
Prompt and courteous attention given his patrons.

WILLIAM A. CONKLIN, ATTORNEY AND COUNSEL-
lorat Law, No. 176 Chatham street. New York. Any btui-
i ntrusted to his charge from citizens of this city or any part

of the country, will receive prompt and faithful attention, and be
conducted on reasonable terms.

WILLIAM A. CONKLIN.

GEO. KNAPP & CO., WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
Dealers in Butter, Cheese, Eggs, Poultry and country produce,
No. — Clinton Market, opposite Page's Hotel, New York.

GEO. KNAPP.
. H.D.ALBERS.

H JONES & HOFF, whose place of business is in frunt of the
« Astor House, keep all the latest publications of the day. In-
cluding all the Daily' and Weekly Newspapers. The public patron-
age is most respectfully solicited.

EDMUND FOWLER, CARPENTER AND BUILDER
No.74Reade street, near Broadway, New York.
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Volume I.— No. 23.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 1858.

Price 2 Cents.

Early Boyhood and its Merry Pastimes.

I remember the woman's echoo! at four years old, and the mer-
ited chastisement of the school mann ; my desperate descent on
the sugar bowl ; tha military company of which I was command-
er ; my annual cries In the trundle bed at 13 o'clock and one sec-
ond, A. M.: •'! wish you merry Christmas, Ma, — I wish you
happy New Year, Pa, — now gim me cent:" with my father's:
'* Go to sleep, you young rascal, or I'll come and Bpank you ;" the
two cents I always got on the 4th of July, If I had been a gcod
boy, and the solitary penny If I hadn't ; the death of my mother
of twins ; the copious tears of my father and Aunt Lucy ; my
grief at her sudden demise ; the country boarding school, and the
blast of lightning that felled me to the earth, while whittling on
the summer green ; my eyes soon open on the glories of the lurid
universe, and I scamper into the pretty cottage, and bound into
the arms of my aunt, who nearly smothers me with affectionate
embraces ; the storm passes ; a bow appears, with crimson arrows,
and lingers on the concave's rosy verge, till Venus gleams through
the twilight leaves, when lta gorgeous hues are vailed by the re-
volving spheres, and it descends the dazzling west.

Whose Archer follows the resplendent sun.
Before whose darts the stormy Furies run ;

the moon ascends the east in matchless splendor, and roams in
tranquil beauty through Infinitude, spreading Its Bnowy light on
vale and mead, that vie with lakes of liquid silver ; my aunt lin-
gers at my bed, while I say my evening prayer, and invests my
heart with sacred feelings ; myself and brother William, on our
way to school, through a dreary wood, espy a boy in a wagon,
when I exclaim : " Why, Bill, there's our brother Albert ;" Bill
stares and says: "Steve, your perceptions are very foggy, and I
begin to think you aint got good senBe ;" I cloBely scan the boy,
and smile, but elicit no response, the little rogue riveting his bright
blue eyes on the vacant air ; Bill passes on to school, with :
"Steve, you are raving mad, and I'm going to tell Aunt Freeman
so ;" when I address the Btranger thus : " Little boy, you look like
my brother Albert, and thbi horse and wagon resemble ours, and
won't you please to tell me If you aint my brother Al, who Uvea
far away from here, in a place called Providence ? I always dearly
loved him, and I havn't seen him for a long time now, and I would
like to see him very much ; come, now, little boy, aint yon Ally
Branch, and If you are, won't you please to tell me so ?" Tears
roll down his pale cheeks, followed by the sweetest smiics, (like
simultaneous rain and sunshine,) extending bis arms, with : " How
do you do, dear brother Stevy ;" I scream ; dart Into the wagon,
and, placing my arms around his neck, fondly kiss him. And then
I made the woods ring with my cries for Bill to return, and be-
hold our dear brother, found so mysteriously alone In the forest
wild. BUI slowly returns ; and I hear the echo of a laugh, and see
a man emerge from the monarch oaks, whom I discern as father,
whose playful stratagem blazes brightly before my enraptured
vision. And with the velocity of light, I spring from the wagon,
and at a bound, am in the embraces of my adored father. The
vail slowly passes from the eyes of Bill, who stands like a statue
in the dim perspective, crying lustily over my triumphant con-
quest. We all shout and wave our hands, and Willie bounds Into
Albert's and father's arms, whose fervent kisses soon dispel his
tears; when his crescent and revolving eyes gently threaten to
eclipse the sun and moon with hilarious splendor; three happy
brothers then rock the forest solitude with merry vociferations,
and ran like deer, and sing like Infant Jubals, with sweet re-
sponses from congenial birds, prancing on the oaks* majestic
branches. And with hearts of gladness, we spring like hoands
into the wagon, and return to Aunt Freeman's, and that I regard
as ono of the happiest days of my early boyhood. On the follow-
ing morn, we leave for Providence, which I scarcely reach, ere our
yard la a camp of boys, eager to embrace their favorite command-
er, after his long captivity in the desert wilds of Woodstock ; my-
self and Albert soon go to another country school ; we board with

a minister who has a large family, and a small salary, which was
tardily and scantily paid with very poor provisions ; myself and
Al don't like the fare ; has fried pork too often for breakfast, and
pork and beans for dinner, with a cold cut of pork and beans at
nightfall ; and we enter our solemn protest against so much fried
hog, and so many baked beans ; we protest, too, against his not
fastening the doors and windows nights, as father does at home ;
we hear strange noises nights, while abed ; and respectfully Im-
plore him to put locks on the doors, and nails In the windows, who
refuses, and Bays, that good boys are never afraid of robbers or as-
sassins ; we still hear dreadful sounds at midnight ; and busy our-
selves, head and all, in the bed clothes ; sweat terribly, and nearly
smother ; grow pale ; lose flesh ; get very weak ; have cold night
sweats; finally despair, and threaten to leave for home; write
long letters to father, full of bad writing and spelling, who doesn't
answer them, because he can't read them ; we start for Provid-
ence; our sacred host pursues us on a cadeverous horse, whose ribs
rattle, and captures us in the haunted woods, where, In old tlmes,a
man was murdered, and two lovers hung themselves, because their
parents wouldn't let them marry' ; I and Al were hurrying through
this dreadful wood, when old cadeverous and the parson pounce
upon us, who threatens to whip ua if we don't return, and cuts a
switch for the purpose ; his eyes roll terribly, and, as I once heard
he was slightly Insane at times, and/ fearing he might murder me,
I gave the wink to Al, and we concluded to return, very gently
shaking our heads and fists, with threats of telling our father all
about it some day, who was a Justice of the Peace, and could lock
up any body, and have them hung beside ; to silence our unceasing
clamors, the parson gets some cheap second-hand locks, and rusty
nails, fastens the doors and windows nights, aud gives us fried liv-
er twice a week for breakfast, and lets pork and beans slide awhile,
with very tender veal instead ; don't hear strange Bounds at night
any more ; sleep very soundly ; don't hear the cheerless midnight
winds as of yore ; get fat as butter ; are very contented ; Fourth
uf July clone at hand ; father comes after us ; shed tears of joy,
and run and jump like wild cats, and get home alive once more
from a country boarding school ; go to a party on the night of our
arrival ; Oscar Rivulet and Clara Violet are there ; at the party's
close, I can't find my hat, and while In its vigorous pursuit, Oscar
takes the arm of Clara, wheu I step up and whisper In his ear, that
I will chastise him the very next day for cutting me out ; Oscar
and Clam depart ; I find my hat In the oven, where Oscar doubt-
less put it, and begin to cry with rage ; to console me, my aunt
places the arm of Flora Rosebud In mine, who was a dashing little
belle, with whom I slowly ramble towards her home beneath a
brilliant sky ; soon after I bid Flora good night, at her father's
door, a dark cloud rapidly arose and obscured the moon, and I be-
came afraid, and ran fleetly home, expecting to meet an assassin at
every corner's turn, but when I heard the cheerful watchman's cry
of "half-past eight o'clock, and all's well," and beheld his noble
form In the distance, my fears are tranquilixed, and I walk as erect
and firm as the hero of many battles, and loudly boast of my cour-
age, after I get snugly In the trundle bed with Albert, the shield of
my fathers voice above me, to fortify my pretended valor. On the
following day, my step-mother struck me on Che head with a
Jacket with bras* buttons, for my Impudence at diner In my fath
er's absence, because the wouldn't give me more boiled onions, of
which I was very fond ; the blood flowed freely, and Bhe was ter-
rified lest I would bleed to death, and she be hung ; she dressed
the wounds most tenderly, and gave me plenty of onions and sugar,
and warmly coaxed me not to tell father when he came to tea,
lest he would gently chide her for her laceration of the skull of the
prolific brain of the darling son who bora bis own father's promis-
ing name of Stephen ; and for many days she gave me candy and
peanuts, and gave me so many onions that I have loathed them
since ; she even poulticed my lacerated head with boiled onions,
which I smell to this day ; I had the tar -ache, and she even put a
small roast onion in my ear to check the pain ; I once passed
through Weathersfleld, (where onions are as thick as leaves in the
Yale of Vallambroaa,) whose atmosphere caused me to fertilize ltd

streets with bile ; my step-mother finally stops my supplies of
sweetmeats, and I threaten to tell my father of her violent blow,
and show him my scars, when she surrendered, and gave me sweet
things for a long period ; and she saved me many a whipping from
my father, when I was mischievous, lest I would tell and show th»
relics of her tronacing, which gave me a boundless latitude for
pranks until the scars all passed away ; at this time, my dog Watch
was drowned, but he rose the ninth day, and I buried him at the
foot of my father's garden, with funeral honors, a neighboring dog.
In traces, bearing his precious body to the grave, over which I placed
turf and Btones in memory of a dog I dearly loved ; after the fu-
neral, Cornelius Snow, nicknamed Flop, called me names, end I
told my father that " Flop Snow had called me names, and I meant
to lick him for It," when my father effected a reconciliation, by al-
lowing Cornelius to call me Steve as long as I called him Flop.
He had long been at the head of my class, at school, and I had ne-
ver been at the head, which mortified my father, who told me If I
would get above Flop through good spelling, he would give me a
sixpence ; I tried king and hard, but I couldn't do It ; so, on a very
stormy day, while myself and Flop were the only boys of our
spelling class at school, I told him that If he would make a mis-
take in spelling, and let me keep at the head until school was over,
I would give him three cents ; Flop consented, and broke down
on beef, which he spelled tht-a-p-h-f-e, for which the teacher boxed
his ears, and made him see ten thousand sparkling stars ; I got
sixpence from my father, and gave Flop half of it ; there was a full
class the next day, and down I went to the foot, my usual place ;
my father learned of my collusion with Flop, and gave me a tremen-
dous whipping ; the next day I went several miles down Provi-
dence river, in a canoe with Eliae Smith and Joseph Fuller, and
was gone four days, and all the town was terribly excited lest we
were lost ; but Mr. Proud, a neighbor, of whose peaches and melons
I was very fond, stuck to it like beeswax, that I would never bo
drowned, while hemp grew In Kentucky ; the day after my return,
my step-mother whips Albert for stealing a small lump of sugar, at
about 11, A. M. ; father usually came to dinner at 13, M. ; Ally
cried for a long time ; but he began to lull, and I was afraid he
wouldn't hold out until father got home ; so, I got Ally down cel-
lar, and pinched him, and pulled bin hair, to make him keep it np,
untl father got home ; it being near twelve o'clock, and my step-
mother knowing my Influence over Ally, told me If I would pacify
him before father came to dinner, she would give me as much su-
gar as I wanted for a whole week ; I accepted the bribe,— but Al
overheard us, and declared that he would cry like thander, until
father came, If I didn't give him half the sugar ; we Anally com-
promised, by allowing Ally a quarter of all the lumps I got ; a few
days after, while returning from a Saturday excursion down the
river, my brother Bill cut up so, that the boat capsized, in very
deep water, a short distance from the shore ; Jim Baker and my-
self got on the bottom of the boat, while Bill's feet and head were
entangled In the ropes and sail ; Sam Thurber and others swam to
the shore ; Jim Baker and myself couldn't swim, and we expected
to be lost ; and we bellowed murder like fury ; amid this awful
scene, the owner of the boat came down the Bhore, and cried t
" Pay for that boat, you rascals, pay for that boat ;" he had scarce-
ly breathed these brutal words, when down went Jim Baker and
myself to the river's bed ; I rose to the surface first, and went
down again, when Jim grabbed my leg, and we came up together,
and a noble sailor seized and bore us to the shore, where we were
put In barrels, and pints of water squeezed out of us ; Jim and my-
self open our dewy eyes, shake hands, and walk home arm In arm,
with the sailor behind, thrashing the boat proprietor for demand-
ing pay, instead of coming to our rescue, whose unparalleleb Inhu-
manity the gallant tar couldn't tolerate. I went to bed, and had a
horrid night-mare, and dreamed of sharks and whales. On the
day after the boat calamity of Jim Baker and myself on Prort- '
dence river, I arose with the glorious sun, ate a spare repast, and
went to school. My Btomach yet complained of salt water, and
my head and books were at rapiers* points. The teacher, Shaw
vainly elides me for my indolence, and summons me before bint,

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.

and demands my spelling-tw.ok, and gives me genuine, which I
spell " gen-ner-winc." The school Is convulsed In the. wilib.-t
screams. Shaw seizes his lignumvitw ruler, darts through the
aisles, rolls his big gray eyes, and hangs the desks until the dust
rises Into clouds, when the mirthful tumult is hushed Into the
silence of a tomb, and he bids me take my seat, with furious cuffs
of both ears. My brother Bill had been snickering in his hat, and
aleeve, ami handkerchief, uutil he had saturated them all with his
hilarious tears, and, as I passed him ou my way to my seat, he
burst into a genuine Branch laugh, and all again was chaw. The
scholars were more uproarious than before, and Shaw rages furi-
ously, and calls up Bill, when all Is silent terror, and every eye Is
riveted on Its book. Shaw demands Bill to extend his right hand,
which he declines to do, because he has a felon, and tender warts
all over Ids knuckles. Shaw then commands him to hold up his
left hand, and BLU obeys, when Shaw's eyes flash sparks of Are, his
checks are deathly pale, and his ferule descends with tremendous

violence . .

On the vacant air.

As Bill's hand wan't there!

The scholars roar again, and clap their little hands, and stamp
their feet In the wildest ecstacy, when Shaw bellows like a rabid
bull, and gesticulates fatality to the rebellious scholars, whose eyes
fall quickly on their books, and all violently move their pallid
lips, with pretense of study, while a terrible revenge rankles in
their hearts, for flhaw's cruel treatment of BUI, whe has bo many
warts and a felon, with salt water stitl gurgling In his ocean belly.
At Shaw's wrathful behest. Bill again raises his trembling hand,
and keeps his eye fastened on Shaw's ; and as the ruler nears his
palm, he dodges, when Shaw tiles to his scholastic throne for his
cow-skin, and descends his ramparts with the pomposity of a king,
calmly surveying his juvenile and affrighted subjects, and directs
BUI to remove his Jacket, who firmly declines. Shaw seizes him,
and Bill cries murder ; the girls weep and faint, and water is
sprinkled on their cheeks and foreheads ; the boys shake their
fists, and dan- each other to rush to Bill's rescue, but Shaw threat-
ens them with utter annihilation if they Interfere, and the belli
gerent and affrighted boys leave poor Bill to his unhappy fate.—
Fortunately for Bill, Shaw is Bhort, and of very slender mould
Bill Is stout, knows well the physical weakness of his adversary,
and proves himself fully equal to the awful crisis before him. For,
while Shaw Btrives to get Bill across his knees to switch and spank
him, Bill, by a sudden and very elastic movement, gets between,
and coils himself, like a snake, around Shaw's legs, aud pinches,
and bites, and tears his pants, and finally trips him, and down they
go, with Bill on Shaw, and with both hands so firmly and desper-
ately clenched in Shaw's white cravat, as to make his tongue pro-
trude. The girls faintly titter, while the stoutest and bravest boyfl
bang their desks, and wildly shout with joy. The panting com-
batants spring to the floor, and, like two roosters, have a moment's
respite ; Shaw is pale, and trembles with shame, and relents, and
In feeble and broken accents, directs Bill to take his seat ; the si-
lence of a Capulet pervades the school, when my tremendous
horse laugh breaks the calm ; the scholars scream again with fran-
tic contortions ; Shaw's eyes roll like a demon's, and his voice rises
high above the universal clamor, which slowly subsides, and all is
still again ; Shaw then comes on tiptoe to my desk, and grabs Mad
drags me to the aisle, with one hand clutched In my throat, and
the other in my long hair, when I grab him in a tender spot, and
make him squeal ; and so severe and unrelenting is my grasp, that
he gladly gives freedom to my throat and hair, and implores, in
tones of excruciating agony, to release my hands. I slowly do so,
when he re-seizes me, and, dragging me several feet by my hair,
kicks away the scuttle, and casts me headlong beneath the school,
house, closing the scuttle over me ; I can hardly sit upright In my
new abode ; all is darkness ; I smell the awful perfume of a dead
skunk; little mice squeal, and run over me, and nibble at my
mouth and nose, and big aud hungry rats approach, and violently
attack me, which 1 keep at bay with my feet and hands, and hide-
ous yells, and they finally scamper to their holes, while a myriad
of mice remain to torment me ; I chew tobacco, to drowu my ab-
ject sorrow ; it is the first cud that ever graced my mouth ; Icover
it with the fragment of a newspaper, to prevent my giddy ehllira-
tten through a too strong taste of tobacco ; I soon got deathly sick,
and thump and scream for Shaw to let me out, who heeds not my
plteouscries; I am desperate, and resting my hands and feet on
the ground, I get an irresistible purchase, and with a might y
movement of my back, I burst the scuttle with a tremendous
crash, and dart from my narrow and dreary cavern into the school-
room, and run down the aisle, vomiting at every ste p ; the scholars
are nearly gone ; as I approach the door, Shaw grabs me, when 1
belch the purest bile plump in his face, which, of course, was pure-
ly accidental ; Shaw is blinded with tobacco bile, and wipes his
cheeks, and nose, and mouth, and eyes, and commands me to goto
bis desk; I refuse ; he then expostulates, and breatheskind words,
which allay my anger, and check the flow of tobacco aud salt wa-
ter bile ; I go to his desk ; he dismisses the few scholars that re-
main, save my weeping brother Bill, curled in the corner : Shaw
laments the sad occurrence; hopes we will be better boys, aud
permits us to go home ; on our arrival, father is at tea, listening to
brother Albert's version of the story; Bill and myself seat our-
Bfilves at table, when father directs each to give his melancholy
narrative; Bill La hungry, and slowly begins, and lacks vivacity,
and the impatient father turns to me for the rapid and vivid anal-
ysis of the horrid scholastic anarchy and rencontre then flying on
exaggeration's wide-spread wings, and distracting the peaceful
BrWMfq of Providence; I swallow the delicious food already in
my mouth ; cleanse my throat with a prolonged swallow of com-
mingled tea and sugar, and tell my stoay in a nervous strain ; my
father's eyes are large, and fixed on mine, throughout my exciting
narrative, at whose close, he gets his hat and cane and autumnal
mantle, and bids myself and BUI to follow him ; we penetrate the

pitchy darkness, and after varied street meanderings in the turbu-
lent and piercing evening winds, we ascend the steps, and tap at
thu door of Shaw ; we enter his pale presence, who is extremely
lUrtOOUS to father, who is a member of the Visitiug School Com
inlttee, and Invested with power of a teacher's dismissal, which
Shaw now fears; father opens his deadly batteries, and Shaw, per-
ceiving no possible escape, pleads extenuation fur the violent tem-
per that nature gave him ; spoke of William as a very good and
studious boy, fa truth.) and of Stephen as a meritorious and en-
thusiastic youth, who dearly loved his l>ooks, (a lie.) and deeply
regretted that his heated passion led him to the chastisement of
William, and the incarceration of Stephen ; and declared In tones
of warm slucerity, that if father would forgive him, he would ne-
ver whip nor tmprison us again, but lead us up the hill of science
through gentle and persuasive means; father pities and admires
bis humility, and, rising to depart, directs Shaw to Inform him
every Friday by letter, how many days William and Stephen have
played the truant during the week, and with what facility we re-
cite our lessons, and what our general conduct is ; Shaw's eyes
flash joy at these delightful and magnanimous behests, whllo the
eyes of Bill and myself flash guilt and fury at Shaw's apparent
conquest, because all our future sport is spoiled, and mine, especi-
ally, as I played truant about twice a week, and Bill once a
month; and because I seldom got my lessons well; Shaw and fath-
er extend their hands, and shake a warm good night: and while
they linger at the outer door In friendly conversation, I slyly
crawl through father's legs, to get into the street as soon as pos-
sible, and away from Shaw's victorious presence ; the last shake
of hands transpire between father and Shaw, who slowly closes
the door with a beatific smile ; father, myself, and Bill muffle our-
selves In our fervent garments ; It snows and blows very hard ;
and, as we walk slowly homeward against the snow and wind,
father delivers an affectionate and mournful lecture, gently eluding
us for the trouble we had caused him, and the rapid Increase of his
snowy locks ; kindly warning us that we were constantly exposed
to the sad fate of orphans, our tender mother being already gone
forever ; and with a trembling voice implored us to be good boys,
to study hard, to be kind and obedient to Mr. Shaw, to cultivate
manly virtues, and strive to become intellectual giants, and the
pillars of our country. In peace or war, after the fathers of his gen-
eration had passed from the field of action. We both wept bitter-
ly, and besought our dear and indulgent father to forgive the past,
with assurances Of our efforts to please him and our teacher in the
future. We reach home, and father kindles a crackling, hickory
Are, and gives us cider and walnuts, and tells us pretty stories, and
puts on extra \md clothes, because the night is so piercing cold, and
tucks our bed at the sides, to keep out the biting air, and then di-
rects us to clasp and raise our little hands to God, and say after him
our evening prayer of

"Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep,
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Lord my soul to take ;"*

and then gives us a parting kiss, and pats our little foreheads, aud
breathes sweet tones of affection until he passes from our view,
Bill and myself make good resolves for the future, and breathe a
fond "good night!" and then embrace the tranquil slumber and
Innocent dreams of early boyhood.

Office— 114 Nassau Street

THE A^SaTOII^

New York, Saturday, September 25, 1858.

the oppressed of all lands no asylum of liberty
and prosperity. In the sacred bosom of her
family, woman is like the queen of night amid
the pretty stars. In our infant years, she nour-
ishes, and shields, and cheers us in our preca-
rious journey to maturer years. She imparts
the first kiss, aud moulds the first

Stephen.— Stop, sir. I now most positively discern the relics of
your early features. Were you a student at Cambridge in 1836?
Father,— I was.

Stephen.— And your brother also, who was rescued from a
watery grave in Boston Harbor?

Father (leans against the iron door, and his frame trembles,
and his face assumes a deathly palor).— God of Heaven ! And
are you the son of Judge Stephen Branch, of Providence, Rhode
Island?
Ntphcn.—l am, sir.

Father (iviping sweat from his forehead and tears from his
cheeks),— Dear Stephen : Give me your hand, after our long sepa-
ration. Alas! my poor brother is dead, whose life you saved In
that dreadful squall, in Boston Harbor, twenty-three years ago.
(Ml weep, and his eldest daughter sobs aloud.)
Stephen.— Where and when did your noble hmther die ?
Father.— In Switzerland, ten years since ; and in hii last days
he spoke most kindly of you.
His Wife (in profuse tears) .—Have you a wife, Mr. Branch ?
Stephen,— Neither wife, nor child, nor parents, nor hardly a
relative on earth. And I am glad they have gone down to their
happy graves. And I almost wish that I was reposing by thelr
side. The earth ls no place for me, nor for those who expose the
licentious officials and plundering monsters of this age, who allure
spotless females into the horrors of prostitution, and drive the
friendless masses into cellars and attics and crowded and pesti-
lential habitations, and Into the inclement atmosphere.

Wife.— But why rejoice over the eternal departure of nearly all
your kindred?

Stephen.— Because it would have blighted their health and fond-
est hopes to have beheld me In a felon's dungeon.
Wife.— But you have committed no crime ?
Stephen.— I could not do that. And I am In prison, because I
have exposed the crimes, and resisted the gilded bribes of official
plunderers for a dozen years, aud utterly refused to join them In
their various deeds of infamy. I could have been affluent, and
had my liberty, if I had joiued the public thieves, and shared then-
plunder. And if my parents were alive, although they would re-
joice at my exposure of vicious public men, yet they would weep
over the cruelty of those who consigned me to this dungeon, with-
out an honorable trial, and rudely thrust me into the chain-gang
of the quarries, and even yearn for my life.
Wife— Yours seems a hard fate ?
Stephen.— Yes ; mine is indeed a mournful destiny.
Her Eldest Daughter (whose lovely eyes gleam with tears).—
I weep over your misfortunes. I have often heard my dear uncle,
whose life vou saved at the peril of your own, speak of you in
tones of deep affection, and here Is a diamond breastpin he gave
me in Switzerland, on the Lake of Geneva, on a tranquil moon-
. t evening, only ten days before his soul's departure for the
spirit realms. Take it, dear Mr. Branch, and keep it in remem-
brance of his affectionate niece. To no other being would I pre-
sent a sacred gift of my departed uncle.

Stephen (with overwhelming emotion).— Please accept my pro
roundest gratitude for your precious donation, which I will wear
near a heart that dearly loved your departed uucle, with whom 1
passed some of the happiest hours of my life.

The Youngest Daughter (who is about ten years old).— Dear
Mr. Branch : Will you take this sweet rose from me, and let me
kiss you through the grate?

Stephen.— O God ! This is too much for my poor nerves. (I
shed copious tears, and all weep,) Yos, my pretty little girl, you
can kiss me through the grate. (And her father holds her up.
nd I place my pale, and cold, and haggard check to a perfora-
tion of my cell door, and this affectionate little girl impirnts a
fervent kiss, which I cordially reciprocate.)

Father.— God has blessed me with great prosperity, and I will
devote my fortune to your restoration to liberty.

Stephen.— Mr. Ashmead, my able and faithful Counsel, assures
mc that I will soon emerge from prison, through the Supremo Ju-
diciary. I most sincerely thank you for your extraordinary gene-
rosity, and for the visit of yourself and wife, and daughters, whom
I will cherish all my days.

Father.— When you obtain your liberty, you must come to
Charleston, where you will be received with our wannest hospi-
tality.

Wife. — If you come, you shall never leave us.

Eldest Daughter.— You shall have the vacant seat of my uncle

at our table.

STEPHENH. BRANCH'S AXJLIQ-ATOR.

Youngest Daughter.— Yes ; and I will kiss you again— won't 1 1
mother? — when you come to Charleston.

Mother.— Yea, my dear child ; and you shall give him the sweet-
est rose In our garden.

Youngest Daughter.— That I will, and pretty flowers, too.

Father*— Good by, Mr. Branch. (Strives to get hie hand I
through the perforated door, but can clasp my fingers with but
two of hie. Good by, sir — good by.

Wife*— Good by, Mr. Branch. I hope you will be restored to
freedom.

Eldest Daughter— Good by, Mr. Branch. 1 shall think of you
with kindness, after I am gone, and I shall yearn to see you at our
home In Carolina.

'Youngest Daughter.— Good by, dear Mr. Branch, and I want
you to give me another kiss before I go. (I frins her, and receive
many in return.) Good by, and you must not forget to come to
Charleston, when these bad men let you out of prison. Good by,
dear Mr. Branch, and I hope you will not be lonely and cry much
after we have gone far away from you. Good by, Mr. Branch,

Step/ten,— Farewell, kind friends, and may God ever bless you
for your noble sympathy. (All go, and I prostrate my si f on my
oot, and am in prayers and tears long after their mournful de-
parture,

I cut these lines from a newspaper when I
was a boy. I think they bore the Christian
name of a lady. I am no poet, and do not
know their merit. Perhaps Bryant or Pren-
trico can discern their beauties. Let pure and
pensive and wild enthusiasts scan them for
congenial spirits, and I think they will preserve
these curious meditations which have been in my
scrap-book since I was a pale youth, with my
classic satchel, in the schools of Rhode Island.
Those editors who copy these lines must not
credit them to Stephen II. Branch, but they
should say that they came from the jaws of his
Alligator, as their author is unknown, and as
that Animal introduces them to the public for
the first time in thirty years :

MIDNIGHT MEDITATIONS.
Earth lies dumb before me, and the shadowa
Of midnight cast their dim forme athwart It.
Quiet is brooding o'er a silent world,
And the soft hush of slumber seals each lid.
Night Istoo fair for sleep : with me thought wakes
And treads in distant paths, where human step
Ne'er left an echo on the vacant air.
The gorgeous canopy of heaven Is wrapped
In silvery haze : Genu of uncounted wealth
Bestud the lofty concave ; and the bright 1
Moon seems rolling like a fiilvery ball
Across the trackless tether, mantling the earth
In glory ;— while her mellowed light
Falls on my spirit with a holy calm, like that
Of heaven. Tell us — why are we chained to earth ?
*TIs far too gross for the Immortal mind.
Which yearns for higher renhniB, and pants In vain
For the full measure of perfection. Oh !
I have gazed upon night'B starry volume,
Till I have read long lessons of delight,
And drank the raptures of another world.
Thought, living thought, bums to embrace the whole
Of those deep mysteries eternity
Conceals from mortal understanding ; and
The mind speaks out, and questions every beam
Which falls from the bright reservoir of heaven-
Interrogates each plant and breathing thing-
Retires within Itself, and calls- up every
Faculty — sends powerful fancy forth to
Search through untrod regions, but Bpends lta paw*rS
Unsatisfied, till it sinks down at last
Exhausted by its own Intensity.

for a walk among those stars of light.
Where grandeur fills Immensity ! I long
To fling my soul upon the pinions of
Eternity, and revel in the blaze
Of glory unrevealed— to gaze upon
The light that emanates from God's vast throne,
And hear the music of the rolling Bpheres
As they revolve In mystic circles round
The deep centre of unknown attraction.
Spirits of heaven are hov'ring round me,
And breathe sweet Bongs of rapture in my ear.
The rustle of their wings Is like the sigh
Of leaves, when the soft zephyr moves among
Their qulv'ring branches. Their hallowed voices
Wake the eternity within me, and warm
Aspirations rise from my heart's altar m
To the great throne of Uncreated Power,
The wings of seraphim seem wafting me
In thought far through the bright and boundless ether.
for the freedom of unbodied life !
To rove where thought ne'er ventured— where fancy
Halts, her swift wing wearied in its lofty flight,

1 gaze upon the stars, and drink the full
Glory of the midnight heavens— and breathe

The breath of spiritual existence,

Till my soul beats, like a captive bin!.

Against Its prison grates, and longs to soar away, and mix

With Immortality.

Are not the stars
Immortal? Do they not live forever
In a joy of light ? Have they not lookcdMown
From age to age upon this distant world
And watched its evolutions ? Viewed its face
Change beneath the whelming flood— its cities
Sink beneath the earthquake's shock— its mountains
Belch destruction— its boasted empires fall—
Its armies crushed in battle— its proud kingB
Fade from earth— its ancient monumental
Grandeur crumble Into dust ? Yet they roll on,
Creatures of life, a beaming essence,
A mysterious throng of heavenly
Pageantry. But Is there not a region
Far above that envious height ; above
The stare ; where beings live forever, and
No darkness comeB ; where light exists for ages.
Unborrowed from the sun ; where storms dim not
Its brightness ? and where rapture never dies?
Yes, far above the sky-bound celling, there
Is light — eternal light— Joy unsubdued,
And everlasting life !

Ib there such a
Thing as sin? I feel It not. This is a
Holy hour. Nothing exists to me but
Heaven, and heaven's pure habitants ; all worldly
Thoughts are drowned in high communing. Is thew
Such a thing as pain ? I know it not, who
Oft have known it. Heaven's high-wrought happiness
Is mine. This is a peaceful hour, and I
Could deem myself already entered on
Immortal ground, did not this clog of clay
Assure me I am yet of earth, and have.
Perchance, long years of pain, and wo, and sin
To witness, and the dark vale of death is
Yet unpassed by me, though ever near. Well,
If it must be so, welcome the hour that
Breaks these mortal shackles, and lets loose my' I
Spirit on the wings of life, to find its
Native element and long sought home, if
Heaven at last be mine, Congenial spirit*
Of unknown existence ! would that your forme
Could be perceived by mortal eyes, that I
Might hold sweet converse with you, and forget
That lam mortal.

Oh ! there is that
Within, which tells me I was destined for
A higher sphere ; that heaven was made for me ;
For a.i— if we accept the gift, and mount
Faith's ladder, as the word of life directs
This life Is not our destiny ; 'tis but
A prelude to a state eternal, a
Mere beginning of existence, when once
Begun, that ne'er shall cease to be. Life ! Life !
What art thou now— what art thou doomed to be?
A shade ; a substauce ; dream ; reality ;
A blessing or a curse ; a moment here ;
Hereafter an eternity ! Dread thought.
Eternity ! Eternity ! My soul
Is lost in that vast subject, and I shrink
Appalled from the unmeasured time to come.
No more I ask to know its bidden Bpace;
'Twill soon unfold to me, and I shall dwell
Forever In its changeless realm ; no more
To feel emotions known on earth, or think
As now I think, or live as now I live ;
'Till then, " the mysteries of fat* axe hid,"
And all lie buried in a world to come.

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toSteht from Blindness, Amaurosis, Granulated Eye Lids
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tone of the eye Those of the aged strengthened and restored to
the natural form or convexity. Vorst of eas.* treated smvess-
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pain

FALL ELECTION.

State or New -York, )

Office of the Seohetary of State, >

Albany. August 2, 1668. )
To the Sheriff of the County of New York:
Olll— NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT AT THE GE-
O nend Election to be held in tliis State on the Tuesday succeed-
ing the first Monday in November next, the following officers are
to be elected, to wit :

A Governor, in the place of John A, King ;

A Lieutenant Governor, In the place of Henry R. Selden ;

A Canal Commissioner, In the place of Samuel B. Ruggles, ap-
pointed in place of Samuel S. Whallon, deceased ;

An Inbpector of State Prisons, in the place of William A.
Russell ;

All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of Decem-
ber next. , TT , .

A Representative In the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States, for the Third Congressional District, composed of the
First, Second, Third, Fifth and Eighth Wards in the city of New

A Representative In the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States, for the Fourth Congressional District, composed of the
Fourth, Sixth, Tenth and Fourteenth Wards in the city of New

A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States, for the Fifth Congressional District, composed of the Sev-
enth and Thirteenth Wards of the city of New York, and the
Thirteenth, Fourteenth, Fifteenth and Sixteenth Wards of Brook-

' A* Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States, for the Sixth Congressional District, composed of the
Eleventh, Fifteenth and Seventeenth Wards in the City of New

A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United
States for the Seventh Congressional District, composed of the
Ninth, Sixteenth, and Twentieth Wards In the City of New

And also, a Representative In the Thirty-sixth Congress of the
United States for the Eighth Congressional District, composed of
the Twelfth, Eighteenth, Nineteenth. Twenty-first, and Twenty-
second Wards in the City of New York.

COUNTY OFFICERS ALSO TO I!E ELECTED FOR SAID
COUNTY.

Seventeen Members of Assembly :

A Sheriff, in the place of James C. Wlllett ;

A County Clerk, in the place of Richard B. Connolly :

Four Coroners, in the place of Frederick W. Perry, Edward
Connery, Robert Gamble and Samuel C. Hills ;

All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of December

The attention of Inspectors of Election and County Canvassers
is directed to Chapter S30 of Laws of 1858, a copy of which is
printed for Instructions In regard to their duties under said law.
"submitting the question of calling a Convention to revise the
Constitution and amend the same to the people of the State.'

Chap. 320.
AN ACT to submit the question of calling a Convention to revise
the Constitution and amend the same, to the People of the
State:

Passed April 17, 1S5S— three-fifths being present. _

The People of the Slate of New York, represented in Senate
and Assembly, do enact as follows :

Seotion 1. The Inspectors of Election in each town, ward, and
election district in this State, at the annual election to be held in
November next, shall provide a proper box to receive the ballots
of the citizens of this State entitled to vote for members of the
Legislature at such election. On such ballot shall be written or
printed, or partly written and printed by those voters who are In
favor of a Convention, the words: "Shall there be a Convention
to Revise the ( ^institution and amend the same ? Yes." And by
those voters who are opposed thereto, the words: " Shall there be
a Convention to Revise the Constitution and amend the same ?
No " And all citizens entitled to vote as aforesaid shall be allow-
ed to vote by ballot »8 aforesaid, In the election district In which
he resides, and not elsewhere.

52 So much of the articles one, two and three, of title four, or
chanter one hundred and thirty, of an act entitled "Ad, act re-
specting elections other than for militia and town officer, passed
April fifth eighteen hundred and forty-two, and the acta amcuding
the same as regulates the manner of conducting elections and
challenges, oaths to be administered, and inquiries to be made, of
persons offering to vote, shall be deemed applicable to the votes to
be given or offered under the act ; and the manner of voting and
challenges, and the penalties for false swearing, prescribed by law,
are hereby declared in full force and effect In voting or offering to
vote under this act. ... ., ,

6 2 The said votes given for and against a convention, in pursu-
ance of this act, shall be canvassed by the Inspectors of the several
election districts or polls of the said election in the manner pre-
scribed by law, and as provided in article four, of title four, of
chapter one hundred and thirty of the said act, passed Apnl fifth,
eighteen hundred and forty -two, and the actB amending the same,
as far as the same are applicable ; and such canvass shall be com-
pleted bv ascertaining the whole number of votes given In each
election district or poll for a convention, and the whole number or
voles given against such convention, in the lorm aforesaid ; and
the result being found, the inspectors shall make a statement in
words at lull length, of the number of ballots received in relation
to such convention, and shall also state in words, at full length,
the whole number of ballots having thereon the words. Shall
there be. a Convention to revise the Constitution and amend the
same? No" Such statements as aforesaid shall contain a cap-
tion, stating the day on whieh, and the number of the district, the
town or ward, and the county at which the election was held, and
at the end thereof a certificate that such statement is correct in ail
respects, which certificate thai] he subscribed by aU the "specters,
anda true copy of such statement shall he Immediately filed by
them in the office of the clerk ofthe town or city.

84. Th •iginal statements, duly certified as aforesaid sun 1 .be

delivered by trie inspectors, or one of them to be deputed for that

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purpose, to the supervisor, or, In case there be no supervisor or
he shall be disabled from attending the board of convassers, then
to one of the assessors of the town or ward, wi hm twenty-four
hours after the same shall have been subscribed by such inspec-
tors, to be disposed of as other statements at such election, are

"Tj'IIo 1 much of articles first,, second, third, and fourth of title
fifth of chapter one hundred and thirty, of the act entitled, An
actrespeeting elections other than for militia and town officers,
and the acts amending the same, as regulates he duties of Coun-
ty Canvassers and their proceedings, and the duty of County
Clerks, and tin- Secretary of State, and the Board of State Can-
vassers shall be applied to the canvassing and ascertaining the
will of the people of this State In relation to the proposed con-
vention ; and if it shall appear that a majority of the votes or
ballots given in and returned as aforesaid are against a conven-
tion, the, the said canvassers are required to certify and declare
that fad by a certificate, subscribed by them and filed with the
Secretary of State ; but if it shall appear by the said canvass that
a majority of Ihe ballots or votes given as aforesaid are for a con-
vention then they shall by like certificates, to be filed as afore-
said declare that 'fact ; and the said Secretary shall common cat*
a cony of such certificate to both blanches of the Legislature,
St tic opening of the next session thereof. > ours, respectfully.
^ GIDEON J. TUCKER, Secretary of State.
SnERiFT's Orricr, (

New Yore, August 4, 1858. I
The above is published pursuant to the notice ot the Secretary
of State™ and tie requirements of the Statute la such ease mada
and provided.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S

WEEKLY STAR,

Vol. 1.— No. 13.

OFFICE, 14 & 16 ANN STREET.

Price One Cent.

NKW YORK, SATURDAY, AUGUST 18, 1860.

A NEW YORK CLERGYMAN IN
THE DOMESTIC SLAVE TRADE !

Rev. George Polls, Pastor of the University Place
Presbyterian Church, liviwj on the proceeds of
the sale of fifty -six Slaves !

A few weeks since we published a review of por-
tions of a Thanksgiving sermon preached by the
Rev. Dr. George Potts, of New York, in Novem-
ber, 185!), in which he uttered abolition sentiments
of the most decided cast, and inveighed against j
the " language of the statute books that degraded j
human beings to the level of a chattel, as shocking
to the common sense of Christendom, and entirely
beyond vindication." Dr. Potts had further seen
fit to say that " the crying evil of the system of
tlavery was the liability to the breaking up of the
domestic bond, by the separation of families ;"
that " it demanded as prompt redress as can be
applied," and that the existence of these separa-
tions at all " was at war with the fundamental
principles of Christian rights and duties." Com-
menting upon this language, we felt called upon to
obaerve :

" Itisnotsuch as coming from one who had spent
fifteen years at the south ; who owned slaves here
and thought it no sin; who sold his family slaves
when he left here without fear of the vengeance
of the Almighty, and who now enjoys the fruits of
•lave labor and slave property— it is not such as
we expected, coming from him. His sentiments
«annot be and are not the doctrine of his church.
There now lies before us a file of the Natchez
Courier, of January, 1854, in which, in a suit
against that reverend gentleman, his large planta-
tion of 1,200 acres in Washington county, together
with fifty-six slaves, all set forth by name, and
their natural increase for the preceding sixteen
years, are. exposed for sale, and that, too, without
» word being said about "the breaking up of the
domestic bond by the separation of families," or
the " degradation of human beings to the level of
chattels," about which the doctor in the year 1869
•o fearfully and glibly mourns. If he has ever
thought the system abhorrent, where was his con-
science from 1828 to 1854."

in the discharge of duty, and to set ourselves preach before a sympathizing congregation about
right, but agaiu to allude to it, and to let his ; the language of "Southern statute books dearad-
denuueiatory sermon be judged in the light of j iug human beings to the level of " chattels," and
facts which must be well remembered by him, as J to arouse them to a realization of how shocking a
they are ready to be proven by the judicial I thing it is, and how entirely beyond vindication to
records of our State. . • speak ol chattels at all ; and how inhuman and

We supposed that the sale referred to was to how much at war with Christian rights and duties

satisfy a judgment against Dr. Potts ; and thought
him censurable, that if he had given a mortgage
upon fifty-six slaves and their natural increase, he,
entertaining the views thus expressed, had not
provided in that mortgage against " any breaking

it is to expose human beings to the breaking up
of domestic bonds, and to the separation o: fami-
lies.

After his Thanksgiving Philippic to his no doubt
delighted auditory in the Fifth avenue, New York,

up of the domestic bond by the separation of j we should like to have read in his and their heariu
families," in case the exigenoie*of life or business the record of his long continued and strenuous
should compel the foreclosure of the mortgage J endeavors, success*! at last, to realise out of
and the sale of the property so conveyed; and! such chattels his £18,892 and his ten per cent-
hence the comparative mildness of the censure

we cast upon the wide inconsistency between his
views in 1838 and 1854.

But the facts are really different, and show a
more glaring inconsistency, and a much grosser
fault upon the part of Dr. Potts, than we had sup-
posed. Dr. Potts was not the real defendant in
the suit, but was really the plaintiff; and it was
on his application that the negroes were sold, and
to defray the debt due him. The mortgage was
executed to him iu May. 1838, to secure a debt of
$18,892, with ten per cent, interest thereon; and
the suit was commenced by him in the
District Chancery Court at Natchez, to foreclose 'sale of I
tin's mortgage. An English house (Deunistoun j increase.

interest for nearly fourteen years.

We have wondered somewhat why Dr. Potts has
never replied to our notice of his sermon. We
gave him every opportunity, and sent him a
marked copy. We can now understand the motive
of his silence :— " The least said, the soouest men-
ded."

So again, good night !

I must be cruel only to be kind ;

Thus bad begins— but worse remains behind !

Good bye, Dr. Potts. The next Thanksgiving

sermon against slavery had better be preached by

Southern j some one who is not enjoying the fruits of the

chattels " and their natural

& Co.) intervened in order to render a subsequent
mortgage given to them by the same party avail-
able, and the contest was really between George
Potts and Deunistoun & Co., which should save
their money, principal and interest, out of the
plantation and fifty-six "chattels," and the
natural increase of those "chattels;" and that,
too, without the slightest reference to the " domes-
tic bonds " of those " chattels," orany consequent
" family separations," so long as the amount due
and interest for years at ten per cent, could be
secured thereby.
Dr

The reader is referred to vol. 4 " Cushmau's
Mississippi Reports," pages Vi etseq., for any fur-
ther information in regard to the appeal case of
Dennistoun vs. Potts ffaltyhez Courier, of Mis-
sissippi.

Had we known fully the facts of the case thus
briefly relerred to, our language in regard to Dr.
Potts would have been much more severe. We
knew enough to be sure of the lack of Christian
propriety, consistency or moderation, which his
•ermon evinced; but, to spare the feelings of one
ifho stood so high in this community, we avoided
ising expressions which would have been per-
fectly justifiable. A further tracing, however, of
•he case to which we referred, leaves us no choice

VERY PROPER.

It has been reported for some time that the
fattest thieves of New York contemplate a visit to
Potts succeeded in the Chancery District! the Fowlers at Sing Sing and Cuba— Frank
Court, and Messrs. Dennistoun & Co. appealed, and Ike— the first an Emigrant thief, and the
The case was argued and re-argued before the last a Post Office robber. 1 dreamed the
High Court, and decided in April, 1853. The other night that Manhattan Island would soon
decision was that Dr. Potts' mortgage on these ' be destroyed by an earthquake, and 1 fear
"chattels" held priority to that of the .Messrs. my vision will be fulfilled. 1 don't see how all
Dennistoun; and that Dr. Potts' ten percent. America can be saved from the contamina-
interest was not an usurious transaction, as was ting influences of .the public thieves of New York,
alleged, it being to secure a loan of money. The save in the utter destruction of Manhattan Island,
sale of " chattels " was ordered in January, 1854, It sterns hard for the virtuous to be engulphed
without a word being said about " family separa- ! with the vicious, but there seems to be no alter-
tions," and the sale was accordingly made. The native. The strong sympathy of the uncaged
Rev. Dr. Potts received his principal and ten per , public thieves for their caged and exiled brethren,
cent, interest, in all about $40,000, which he I demands a' speedy and terrible retfibutioni
securely invested in other property, and upon the ! Or America will be a den

interest of which he now lives in affluence, to Of devils in the forms of men.

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S WEEKLY STAR.

A TREMENDOUS ALDERMAN1C

CONTEST

BETWEEN DRAKE AN'I) SKAGRIST.

The approaching struggle between William
Drake and Nicholas Seagrist, for Alderman of the
Twenty-second Ward will closely resemble the
contest between the American and British Cham-
pions nt Farnborongh. I learn that the betting is
in favor of Drake, who twice represented the
Twenty second Ward in the Common Council.
Bill Prake is a powerful man, and I pity the being
who receives n blow from his mighty arm. While
he navigated tiie beautiful Hudson, he was called
Commodore Drake, and was considered the very
soul of chivalry, and in the most terrible midnight
storms, would pursue his way towards Albany
when all other navigators sought shelter in the
coves beneath the Hudson's mighty cliffs. On land
or sea, Bill Drake is regarded as a daring soldier
and mariner, and while an Alderman he wa6 the
prolific source of wit and hilarity, and always kept
the Board in a roar. I hear that thousands of
electors desire his return to the Board of Alder-
men, and that much dissatisfaction is evinced in
the Twenty-second Ward at Alderman Seagrist's
course in reference to the Japanese Bill and other
matters. Although he did not finally vote for the
appropriation, yet it is said that he secretly favored
the action of the infamous Japanese Committee,
who gave him a large number of tickets which he
sold at very high prices. I know nothing of these
reports, bnt they are whispered all over the city,
and have been published in the daily and weekly
public journals. If Alderman Seagrist is innocent,
it is his duty to deny them under a question of
privilege in the Board, or publish a card in the
papers without delay. There iB said to be un-
paralleled excitement in the Twenty-Becond Ward
about the approaching Aldermanic election, and

betting seems largely in favor of the gallant Drake.

. m. » i^»*-*

THE JAPANESE EXPENSES.
Scene— JSrotm Stone's Hotel. Shylock, Jeffer-
son Bkick and Liver, present.

Broum Stone.— Well, Shylock, how are the Bulls
and Bears to-day?

Biiylock. — They are fighting as usual, like the
Bulls of Spain and the Bears of California.

Jefferson Brick.— I must go to the office, as I
have a long editorial to write on the Japanese ap-
propriation.

B. S.— Ah, yes— well, Jeff., go it strong for onr
hotel, and all will be right.

Liver. — How much will be onr share? The
" Times'' are hard you know. Bonner don't adver-
tise much now, and Tammany Hall is down, and
Tiemann and Cooper are lame ducks, and Greeley
is triumphant at Chicago, and Weed is dead at
Albany, and we have no pap at Washington or
elsewhere, and altogether we are in a tight place,
and in view of all this, perhaps it will be well to
have a very definite nnderstanding. What say
you, Brown Stone ?

jj. S.—O. Liver, don't you be alarmed. I'll do
the clean thing. If you do it up brown and help
us get the appropriation through the Common
Council, your share shall perfectly satisfy yon.

i. If you deceive us, we shall open terrible

batteries on your old sores. (Shylock and Jefferson
Brick nod assent to Liver's threat).

B. 8. — I understand you. and you shall be satis-
fied. List! I hear music and cannon, and I do
believe the Japanese are coming up Broadway.'
(He looks out of the window.) My eyes! they are
within ten blocks.

8. — I guess we will retire, as oar presence might
excite suspicion.

J. B — And I think so too.

i.— Audi.

B. 8. — No, gents, you must remain and be intro-
duced tc tlie Japanese.

Trio. — You must excuse us. (A basket of Cham-
pagne is broke'), and they drink and sing, "0
we are a band of brothers," and the trio leave, and
Brown Stone and his illustrious brothers take their
position on the balcony to behold the Japanese,
On their way
Up Broadway.

( To be. continued. )

SCOTCH TOADS.

Bennett is puffing and blowing the Prince of
Wales into a balloon, and while he thus enacts the
toad himself, he warns others to beware of fulsome
adulation of the Prince. Bennett only lives to
punish the Fifth Avenue aristocracy for his long
ejection from their pleasing society, and he finds
that he can deeply plunge his steel into their hearts,
through his 6laves Wood and Buchanan. For
through these high officials he recently monopolized
the Japanese, and would not let the Fifth Avenue
aristocracy see them without kissing his hands and
toeB, and now he hopes to monopolize the Prince
of Wales through Wood and Buchanan. His only
formidable rivals are wealthy British American
residents, and lie has almost silenced their opposi-
tion, and is in a fair way to have the Prince all to
himself, when he will sweetly repose on his laurels,
and revel and reel and totter and expire in the
absence of more warriors and princes and sove-
reigns to conquer.

And then in turn the worms will feast
On the carcase of this vile beast.

A BLOODY STRUGGLE
CONGRESS.

FOR

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WHITEWASH.

I wonder what Jefferson Brick got for his receut
whitewash of the notorious Erben. It won't do,
Henry. You must get a better endorser than the
bogus presbyteriau of these degenerate " Times."
Try old satan. He may possibly restore you to
good society.

Ben Wood, Dan Sickles, Amor Williamson,
Hiram Walbridge, and Steve Branch are in the
field for Congress, and are marshaling their forces
from sun to sun. Ben and Dan rely on the " Re-
peaters" — Amor on the "Masons" — Hiram on the
Boarding House Keepers — and Steve on the
patriots of '7(5. 1 ran for Alderman, Congress,
Mayor and for the Alms House. I got a few votes
for Alderman and Congress, one vote for Mayor,
which was my own, and two hundred and fifty
votes for the Alms House, which was not very
flattering, as the dear people seemed the most in-
clined to send me to the Poor House. But I shall
persevere, and if I do reach Congress, my golly,

How the feathers will fly,

Not towards the fair sky,

But where big demons lie

In wait for thieves that die,

Down in the blazing pit,

Where they soon will be lit.

And roasted forever

For stealing pale silver.

REPORTS.

It is said that the invisible proprietors of " Tiit
Daily World " have purchased the " New York
Sun," and that the subscribers and advertisers of
the latter will be transferred to the former as
rapidly as possible. The " World" proprietors
have their cannibal eyes and jaws and claws on
the " Neic York Daily Times," and then the
'• Herald .'" But they will have a mighty hard
scuffle before they get my " Star" in their fangs.
There is not gold enough in the " World" to bay
my brilliant and priceless and glorious " Star,"
which I will love and defend

Till time with me shall be no more,
And Sexton Brown knocks at my door.

A PRECOCIOUS VILLAIN.

Ifreally seems, as 1 go to press, that the Com
mon Council has agreed to eject Tappan and
Craven, and appoint Wood-and-Bennett Crotou
Commissioners. I predicted this three weeks
since, and as Bennett now recommends the
payment of the Japanese bill immediately, and
as the Wood-Bennett-Chatfield injunction proves,
as 1 predicted, a flash in the pan, and got up
to coerce the Common Council into the appoint-
ment of Wood-Bennett Croton Commissioners— in
view of all this, 1 gue?s that the money will soon be
paid, and Wood-Bennett Croton Commissioners
appointed. Bennett is a precocious villian, and
loves money and power as intensely at seventy-
five as he did at twenty-five years old.

CLEAR THE TRACK.

Blow the bugle and bang the drums,
And stretch your eyes when Purdy comes 1
It is not probably known to this | eneration that'
in H23 the triumphant rider of " Eclipse " was the
uncle of Elijah P. Purdy, the great " War Horst "
of the present age and Supervisor of the County.
And it is not also generally known that Elijah is to
ran a mighty race in the Congressional arena in
the coming Autumn, when it is supposed he will
sadly distance all his antagonists. Indeed, one of
his constituents told me the other day, that Purdy
would Eclipse his distinguished uncle, and run
like a whirlwind on the storm— or like Mazeppa in
the wilderness — or like the impetuous steeds of
Murat, Napoleon, Washington, Jackson aud Gari-
baldi, amid the havoc and thunders of battle.

On ! Purdy ! on !

To Washington !

And vote to hang 1

The traitors' gang I

STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S WEEKLY STAR.

IMPORTANT.

Advertisers must briug their advertisements by
nine o'clock in the evening. It is utterly impossi-
ble to work off my stupendous and overshadowing
edition in time for my subscribers, if my adverti-
sers are so dilatory." Classification is out of the
question, as the classification column is deluged
now. This noticemust be regarded as peremptory,
from which there can be no a ppeal !

R. WEBB & CO..

THE JAPANESE RECEPTION BILL

KOSSUTH ENTERTAINMENT.

The Japanese Embassy and their suite — some
seventy persons in all — were here thirteen days.
For keeping them at the Metropolitan Hotel, riding
in carriages, and Q nsic and bad entertainment, the
eitv is charged $10

On the lGth of K vemb r, 1861, Kossuth and
suite — altogether numbering sixty-seven — arrived
in this city. They were entertained at the Irving
House, then the leading hotel of' New York. A
month and ten days they were the city's guests.
During that time theyfeasted on the best the New
York market afforded, enjoyed tarriage riding to
their heart's content, and had two balls given in
their honor. The total billsfortheir entertainment
footed up tl9,not), of which $10,000 was the hotel
bill. Agains the payment of the hotel bill two or
three Aldermen stoutly protested, insisting that it
was extravagant. The bill, however, was paid,
and thus wound up this reception of nne years
ago.

New York is a great city. Look on the two pic-
tores. Comment is unnecessary. — World.

110 Fulton, and 16 and Is Dutch Sts.
PRINTERS' FURNISHING WAREHOUSE.
Dealers in all kinds of printing materials, news-
paper, card and job presses, and manufacturers
of wood-type, cases, stands, reglet. &c.

A large assortment of second hand type and
presses always on hand.

Boxwood and Mahogany lor Engravers.

Stamps of all kinds engraved to order.
E. R. Webb G. Dudley Wells

William Titterton Wm. H. Havens.

JOHN B. WEBB, Boat Builder. 1 -4 South Street,
and 71U and 71i Water street, has a rare assort-
mei t of oars, skulls, sweeps, l. indspiki -. gipsey
bars, &c, constantly on hand. My boats are ot
superior models. Please give me a call.

JOHN B. WEBB.

BENJAMIN JONES, Commission dealer iu real
csiate. Houses, and stores, and lots for sale iu
all parts of the city. Also Farms for sale or
exchange. Office next to North-East corner of
Forty-Sixth street, in Seventh avenne.

OSBORN & BROWN,
MERCHANT TATLOS&

No, 9 Chamber Str£eT, (near Chatham.)
New York

GEORGE A . BUCKINGHAM & Co..

CIVIL ENGINEERS,

SUBVEY0B8 ANT) CONTRACTORS.
ROADS CONSTRUCTED OR MACADAMIZED,

PROPRIETORS OF THB PATENT OP THE

Russ and Excelsior* Iron Pavements,

Belgian and other Pavements laid to order.

Office, No. 82 Broadway,

New York.

I HAVE RECENTLY ENLARGED MY PLACE.
and have Birds. Flowers, Fountains, and the
choicest Wines and Brandies. My Bird Care is the
largest iu the world, being 40 feet long and 40
feet wide, ami to feet Jeep.

ROBERT ONDERDONK,

400 Grand st. cor. Clinton.

iiiiiiiisj mui

and let me sjy m/tr this KtfosnsoGE/s
sscavo o\i.YTo CHiiiSl IPM7YM the benefits

IT IS CAPABLE Or CONFERRING UPON RANK! KID.
LET fJOT MEDICAL /HEN PERSUADE YOU BftAAID:
R£7#S Pit LS AREA OJJiCX REMEDY. IT ISNOSUCH

S^S^firCi-TO vow tor z sStTSn^^

>- -- COULD KOT SUPPLY FOH ONE DOLLAR >-?

Mr HERBS A/HO EXTRACTS ARE Ail PREPARED
f.V/WY OWN LABORATORY. WHERE A STEAM ENGINE
OFf40 HCFISE ■ POWER IS EMPLOYED EXCLUSIVELY
<^>FOR THIS PURPOSE BESIDES AN EXTENSIVE^

^S35jgta riilsYou bisk «££=^

s^r^i^B KEN USED KTMHgggS^
SO THATSPSU'./.' . QU FEEL DISPOSED TOTAKEX
SBTSOSE YOU mil be CERTAINLY A3LE to live
THOUGH THE OPERA TION;AMB YOU MAYA * -V
THE LA UG/,' O/V YOUR SIDEjWHENTHE X>OC2:0 B
TELLS YOU THAT HE HIT YOUR CASEEXAHTLY li'iT.IT-:/ .
&AST 'Kf£0/C/A ! £. SO OH IN THE USE OE THEPIL L S.

THEY WILL CURE WITHOUT HURTING YOU ft ,
OAGl/MS. AND IN EVERY WAY IMAASVE TOUR HEALTH,
INTACT GIVE YOU SUCH AS WAS ENJOYED BY THE

(KBBANBRETH'S FRINClPALGfRG?

C^rr-iS.CAA'&i, STMCT WE'VY

^AHnBTBFS AJLTL EM : !

MORRIS K. JESUP keeps constantly on hand
a very large assortment of Railroad iron.
Railroad Chairs, Railroad Spyfci i imotives,

Cars, Wheels. Axles and Tyres, and will sell all ol
. ' iv.- in small or lars qna ttitii - cheap tor
at No. 44 !■;■■' in re I <>■.•.

"HEAL THE SICK ."

"A fiend □ need is a friend indeed." 1'
of the unfortunate are disap] ted of i
not calling on Dr. Hunter at first. The

rian Disj sary, No. 3D viaionStn et.NewYork

City. E abl bed in 1834, for the preservation
of Hu aan Life.

PATE CONSCLTATJONi — DOCTOR B.CHTI
I his attention t

a certain class, in which be :.. I no less

than fifteen thi h

of failure. The rem lie
interruption co basinet s orch ,n D

Hunter is in constan ■ . idam 7 in the

morning until 10 at night, at his old office. 3 Divis-
ion st. Charges mod rate, and o cure guaranteed.
Sepai ate i oom i jo tha tin pi tient ees noonebut
the Doctor himself. Inviolate secrecy in every in-
stance. His great remedy, Hunter's Red Drop,
cures certain diseases when regular treatment and
all other remedies fail ; cures without dieting or
restriction in the habits of the patient; cures with-
out the disgusting or sickening effects of all other
remedies; cures in new cases in less than six
hours; cures without the dreadful consequent ef-
fects of mercury, but possesses the peculiarly val-
uable property of annihilating the rank and poi-
sonous taint that the blood is sure to absorb unless
this remedy is used. This is what he claims for
it — what no other will accomplish. Its value in
this respect has become so well known that scien-
tific men in every department of medical knowl-
edge begin to appreciate it ; for hardly a week
passeE that he is not consulted by druggists, chem-
ists, and physicians, in regard to some pitiful pa-
tient who has exhausted the whole, field of the
faculty, and still the disease will appear. What hu-
man being with any pretension to Christianity will
say that this medicine shall not be made known
far and wide? Its popularity is bo great that there
is not a quack doctor in the city that hns not at-
tacked it; and when they find 'that their lies are
not so easily swallowed, they then pretend that
they make it. It is $1 a vial, and cannot be ob-
tained genuine anywhere but at the old office, 3
Division st. Book, 300 pages for nothing.

COREY & SON. Merchants Exchange, Wall St.,
New York. Notary Public and Commissioners.
United States Passports issued in 36 hours. BillB
of Exchange, Drafts, and Notes protested. Ma-
rine protests noted and extended.

EDWIN F. COREY.
EDWIN F. COREY, Jr.

JOHN B. WEBB. Boat Builder, 718 Water street.
My boats are of models and materials unsurpass-
ed by those of any boat builder in 1he world.
Give me a call, and if] don't please yon, 1 will
disdain to charge yon for what does not fully sat-
isfy you.

JOHN B. WEBB.

PRTNG AND SUMS! Ml!.

SEASON CLOSING; prices greatly reduced ;
saving fully 25 per cent, to the purchaser.

The most tasty and fashionable assortment of
ready made clothing, suitable to all and in every
variety. Children's department not excelled.

P. B. BALDWIN. Nos. 70 and 72 Bowery.
The largest store in the Bowery.

FULTON IRON WORKS. James Murphy* Co.
Manufacturers ol marine and land engines, boil
ers. ,vc Iron and brass castings. FootofCherrj
stn el Cast river.

j&y We recognize no superior in oar pursuit.

S i 'i' uFg BILLl M'li ROOM.

i i el and Broadway, is eluded foi

renovation and alien. li ns. Di I ihe re-

opening will be given in this paper. All business
order! in the meantime wil be attended t" at the
manufactory. 63, 65, 67, and 69 Crosby street.
PHI Li v . COl LENDER.

MACARTHY'S SIGN SHOP,

IORNER of Ann ant Nas?

I am ready ! Where's the Job?

HOC ■ IB PAINTING

Prompliy Attended to.

G E E G E Y • S
FIRE-PROOF STORAGE WAREHOUSES.

ESTABUSBED I.\ 1S4.".

A. S. VOSBUBGH,

Successor to George J. Gregory,

3 Beaver Street, and fi Broadway, New
York. Office, 8 Beaver Street.

Refers, by permission, to
Messrs. LAWRENCE, GILES * CO.,'
LEAYCRAFT & CO.
EOYD A. HINCKEN.
WM. HULBDRT & CO.
DARLING, ALBERTSON k ROSE.
JOHN B. THOMPSON.
GERARD C. LESTER A -CO.
GREER. TURNER & CO,
COOPER, HEWITT & CO.
" HULMBOE 4 HOADLEY.
Mr. JOHN VAN BUREN.
" GEORGE W. BEALE.

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STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S WEEKLY STAR.

GENERAL NOTICES.

SAMUEL SNEDEN, Ship and Steamboat builder,
Greenpoint. I am now prepared to build either

wood or iron steamboats, of any style or magni- nrvTroTQ ivn top prim rr iiqepiii,

tude, either for river., or the oce/n, at the shortest ; D ^ ?™r.\ S JoSS I^St

possible notice. o Npn ™ tlreeiinoiiit ' street > has a white substance for all decayed teeth,
SAM Ufcb SNEDEN, Greenpoint. , whjch bg ca , u Crystalized Enamel . Iti8 hidestruc-

L^ocvTrirv uf,,,^, „ lmr ,„ D w „,. TzrvaT : table, free from mercury, and from every other
OBENZO MOSES, BUILDER No. 316 WEST objec ' tionable e , e „ ient . fcv it, use, the original
Twentieth street, is prepared _to receive orders j for J In of tne teeth „ in be restored, and the front
for the erection ol every kind of edifice, and flat- fe ^ e9p( . cia]ly KMpd in tver7 res pect, more sat-
ters himself, from his long experience, that he j s f ac torilythan with gold. It has been approved
larable domestic and ,.,.,; i.\,„,;..,. 1 v.,.

can build as elegant and
commercial, and public habitations, us any builder
in the Western Hemisphere. And all who favor
him with their orders, shall not complain of his
work, and will receive liis warmest gratitude for
their patronage.

HIRAM ANDERSON, No. 99 Bowery.hns M dal-
I Carpets with Borders. Brussels carpets,

Church carpets, Royal Velvets and Office cai ete
Damask and Tile Floor Oil-Cloths. B tgs, Mats
Slatting, Window Shad i ' Coi era.

All the rbove will be sold at low pi

HIR \M ANDERSON, I B

tf Brandrelh's ]'■
1 of C. ./. Fay from 131 pouti b to I -
pout 'l ■ in in i ■ ■■ i ifAi Read:

■ ii, X. J., May 7, ' I

by six chemists, and by all dentists who have seen
it, whose names will be disclosed to all who desire
them

1" i i . ■ proprietor of the a!.- e Invaluable invention
offers the recipe to the profession as soon as one
housa ! subsci ibers d r'- each are obtained.
A. JOHNSON.
No. ! Twelfth Street,
Formerly of No. 35 Bond Street.

ALANSOJ NASH,

i OUNSELLO : AT LAW.

No. :sb Bekkman St.,

New York.

TRIMMING MANUFACTURERS B. S. fates

.. I o., 6 (9 Broadway, N sv. York. Fringes, Cords,

CB. HATCH, Importer and Jobber of Men's
• Furnishing Goods, and Manufacturer of the
Golden Hill Shirts, 403 Broadway, New York.

HL CORWIN'8 New Refreshment Saloon, cor.
Front and Beekman streets, under Fultoa
Market, New York.

KRDINAND C. WEYRICH'S

OYSTER SALOON,

No. f>4 Greenwich Avenue.
Oysters in every style.

HUGH DAVlES,(suceessortoThomasMalianey,)
Tenpin and Ball Manufactory, No. 121 Walker
street, corner of Center. Constantly on hand a
large assortment of-the above articles of superior
quality at very low prices. Any orders from the
country promptly attended to. Tenpin Alleys
built to order.

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o write to yoi I express m >r the I > ' '_

rat hs i

my own ad ii Ireds, aj '. thou-an i

of o ■ ■■ - P lis. The

sold your pills in
Boston, 183 . ! .'I id h lii I was then in
:, i my friends, as
well is myself, n] n ised my i irtbly voyage would
soon terminati Ir. 1 : id me to take

;ii Pills, but having used o a tch

FULLMER & WOOD, | irriage Manufacturers,
230 West Nineteenth street, New York.
Horse-shoeing done with despatch, and in the
most scientific manner, and on reasonable terms.

FrRE,
wit]

BURGLAR AND DAMP PROOF SAFES,
ith Powder and Burglar Proof Locks. The
reputation that the Alum Patent Safes has enjoj

lino good e :l B i in i I for many years ol perfect impenetrability ol

,, | . ,.. indcalmlys bn t to fire mtire freedom from dampness, (the groat evil

my fate. Mi to give me on do; a of every other safe,) comtaeuds them to thi

boxes if I would take I pi scribed. By tion of all persons requiriatrprotection from fire and

i ■ i them, and I ' These safes a. , lie only om - •

ed i I '.■ i tasagift. I went | ed of heavy angle iron and corner braces, which

bom md h ent at it most li After tak-

betti .Well

i i sed I is [ was a well,

healthy mat m; weight having gone from 131
to 1)2 pounds. I then orde 'd a supply, and be-
tween that time and the presjnt, I nave retailed
three thousand dollar ' worth ol these in
pills, and am quite sure that I have therebj been
instrtimer saving not hundreds, but thous-

ands of liv:-s. Yi ui'S truly,

i'. .1. FAY, Postmaster.

Principal office for sale of

BRANDRETH'S PILLS,

2. )t Canal street,
Also, No. 296 Bowery : Campbell's, corner, 8th
Avenue and 2-th street, ami No. 4, Union Square,
where advice is given daily without charge.

Ey. SI'EKRY, (successor -to J. Lane,) Look-
ing G! iss"- ril Picture Frames, No. 191,6th
Avenue, New-York.

cannot be cut through. Bankers and Jewelers re-
quiring Fire and Burglar proof depositories, or
both combined, are invited to examine the speci-
mens at our Store, or at our Factory, where they
can readily satisfy themselves of their superiority.

VALENTINE & BUTLER,
Patentees and Sole Manufacturers, 337 Broadway,
New York.

CHARLES CONGDON, Hardware Merchant, No.
28 Cliff street, has every variety of Hardware,
and will sell the same for cash or approved credit,
at rational prices. Favors solicited from pur-
chasers in every State of the Union, and also from
the Canadian Possessions.

GEORGE R. HAZEWELL,

COAI. AND IRON AGENCY.

No. 7 Broadway,

New York.

» BOOT AND SHOE EMPORIUMS— EDWIN A.
BROOKS, Importei and Manufacturer of Boots,
Shoes and Gaiters, wholesale and retail. No. 575
Broadway, and 159 Fulton S ! re"t, New York.

HN. WILD, STEAM i lNIH MANUFACTU
rer, No. 451 Broadway, between Grand and
Howard streets. New York. My Iceland ,M iss
and Flaxseed Candy will cure coughs and Sore
Throat in a very short time,

Sr KHCTH£i

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BOATS! BOATS! PLEASURE BOATS!

IugersoU's Metalic Life Boats; Ships' Boats,
Sail aad Steam Yachts on hand — making an assort-
ment of some ion Boats at 1 igersoll's Largest and
Cheapest Boat Establishment in the World, 243
and 214 South street.

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ClUMMTNGS H. TUCKER; Builder, No. 204 West
Thirtieth St., can erect any kind of habitations,
with wood, brick or stone, and can do his work as
weil and as cheap as any builder in New-York.
He has erected many school houses and other pub-
lic buildings, and lias built some of the most ele-
gant mansions on our most aristocratic avenues,
and hi is prepared to erect them as I ipidly and as
satisfactorily as any other builder in the United
Stafs

TOWARD DdDiiiO,

BANKER,

No. 51 Wall Street,

OPPOSITE THE EXCHANGE.

FRANCIS B. BALDWIN. Wholesale and retail
clothing and furnishing warehouse, 7(1 and 72
Bowe between Canal and Hester streets, New
York. Large and elegant assortment of Boy's
and Youth'B Clothi ig.

F. B. BALDWIN.

WILLIAM EVERDELL S SONS, Card auu Gen-
eral Engravers, Business, Visiting, and Wed-
ding Cards, Copper-plate, Letter-press. Litho-
graphic, and Steam Job" Printers. Cheeks and
Notes, Door Plates, Gum Tickets, Seal Presses,
&c. Manufacturers of all kinds of Envelopes and
business Labels. 104 Fulton Street, New York.

BOOKS! BOOKS!! BOOKS!!! Of Dumas,
Reynolds, Paul De Kuck, Ainsworth, Green-
horn, J. F. Smith, etc., constantly uu hand. Call
and examine stock.

J. H. FARRELL,
14aud 16 Ann St., (up stairs.)

J A M ES DONNELLY, Coal Dealer, No. 410 Second
Avenue, has every variety of Coal, from all the
leading Coal Mines of America, and he flatters him-
self that, he can sell his coal on as reasonable terms
and give as good weight or measure as any other
coal dealer in the whole world.

FOLEY'S CELEBRATED GOLD PENS.

For sale by all Stationers and Jewellers.

Office and Store,

463 Broadway.

D. CAROLIN & SON,

DRY Goal's,
No. 7 Barclay Sti i

( Pp Stairs,)

New York.

GERARD BETTS & Go.

A UCTIONAND COMMISSION MERCHANTS,

No. 10B Wall Street, cc rner of Front st.

New York.

I tOATING, ROWING \M> SAILING is deserv-
-L) edly becoming a popular exercise for ladies,
gentlemen and children.

All families near the
water, during the coming season, should have»a
boat. 100 Life, Pleasure, Sail, Club, Ship, and
Fancy Boats of all kinds and length-, constantly
on hand, at INGERSOLL'S largest and cheapest
establishment in the world, 243 & 244 South
street, N. Y.

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