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MR.  A. 
R.  H.   ANDERSON 
J.  H.  SUPPLE 
D.  H.  FINDLAY 
A.  G.  FINDLEY 


R.  RAMSEY 

F.  R.  DAYMENT 
J.  V.  RUSSELL 
W.  A.  BEER 
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Issued  by  the  Editorial  Board 
EVERY  CHRISTMAS,  EASTER  AND  MIDSUMMER 


iWibSummer,  1921 


TABLE  OF  CONTENTS 

Frontispiece:   The  Review  Staff 

Editorials 11 

Museum  Madness 14 

When  We  Were  Held  Up 16 

Poetry 18 

On  Being  Unimportant 19 

The  School 21 

Cricket 43 

Our  Old  Boys 61 

Exchanges 69 

Skits 71 

Lower  School  Skits 85 


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EDITORIALS 

We  are  gently  reminded  by  all  our  elders  that  there  is  no  doubt  about 
school  boyhood  being  the  "golden"  time  of  life.  Such  being  true  we 
unhesitatingly  assert  that  each  summer  term  is  the  finest  time  of  the 
boarding  year.  "Then  if  ever  come  perfect  days,"  and  then,  also,  come 
those  tranquil  twilight  hours. 

Outside  birds  warble  in  their  leafy  haunts;  bees  drone  from  flower 
to  flower;  a  summer  perfume  fills  the  air;  and  above  in  the  cloudless  sky 
Old  Sol  pours  forth  his  genial  warmth.  With  windows  open,  the  class- 
room displays  martyrs  of  industry.  The  master  has  laid  aside  his  gown 
for  a  moment,  and  towsled  heads  are  craned  over  books  in  brave  attempts 
at  concentration;  for  examinations  are  approaching  with  the  speed  of 
fiends.  In  mid-afternoon  this  pent-up  energy  bursts  forth,  and  at  the 
sound  of  the  three  o'clock  bell  the  campus  is  over-run.  Then  white 
ducked  figures  dot  the  sward.  The  masters  indulge  in  some  strenuous 
tennis,  and  the  boys  bowl  on  the  crease.  Many  a  carefully  planned 
break  is  followed  by  the  "whang"  of  the  cricket  bat,  and  the  shout  goes 
up — "boundary!" 

But  after  supper  when  the  "light  is  beginning  to  lower"  comes  the 
peaceful  lull  which  seems  to  have  been  made  for  a  breathing  space; 
but  soon  the  noisy  bell  again  calls  us  to  study,  and  our  books  give  us  one 
last  period  of  work  for  the  day. 

Any  Saturday  afternoon  when  a  game  is  scheduled  on  the  College 
campus,  one  may  see  crowds  watching  the  contending  teams.  The  side- 
lines present  many  a  bizarre  color  scheme,  while  under  a  tree  sits  the 
score  keeper, — the  man  of  many  secrets.  From  the  side  terrace  the 
Headmaster  dressed  in  the  white  of  summer,  watches  the  game  with 
interest.  Over  yonder  the  tuck-shop  is  doing  a  large  business  selling  ice 
cream  and  ginger-ale.  Win  or  lose,  our  team  is  in  it  for  the  spirit  of 
the  game,  and  the  school  is  heartily  behind  it  to  the  last  boy. 

And  so  in  another  twenty  years,  and  for  some  of  us  less  than  that, 
we  shall  be  enjoying  again  in  memory  the  happiness  of  boyhood.    These 

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many  experiences  of  school  life,  its  pleasures,  and  its  petty  perplexities 
will  return  to  us,  and  we  too  shall  believe  that  such  felicity  is  permitted 
only  to  youth. 

F.  Roper  Daymext. 


It  is  at  this  season  of  the  year  that  the  Review  always  "hands  out 
bouquets."  During  the  past  school-year  the  members  of  the  Editorial 
Board  have  all  worked  faithfully.  Those  who  have  not  had  experience 
in  editing  a  school  paper  can  scarcely  realize  the  amount  of  work  in- 
volved in  publishing,  three  times  a  year,  such  a  magazine  as  the  Review. 
If  it  were  not  for  the  enthusiasm  and  hard  work  of  a  very  small  group  of 
boys  the  school  paper  would  not  exist. 

This  is  the  last  number  of  the  Review  to  be  published  by  the  present 
Editorial  Board,  so  now  for  the  aforementioned  "bouquets"!  Dayment 
has  been  a  regular  contributor  to  the  college  paper  for  the  past  four  years ; 
his  work  is  always  carefully  done  and  he  possesses  a  style  more  mature 
than  is  usually  found  in  the  writings  of  a  school  boy.  "Skit"  Carson, 
or  more  correctly  K.  Brait  Carson,  has  developed  a  Skit  Department 
which  we  consider  more  humorous  than  that  of  any  other  school  paper. 
Carson  has  also  contributed  a  number  of  splendid  articles  and  stories 
all  written  in  his  own  inimitable  style.  Anderson  is  probably  the  most 
enthusiastic  Review  "fan"  in  the  school.  He  has  reported  most  of  the 
sporting  events  in  our  last  two  issues  and  is  also  responsible  for  most  of 
the  cartoons  and  illustrated  headings  which  have  helped  to  brighten  our 
magazine.  Russell  has  worked  hard  collecting  photographs  for  repro- 
duction and  has  also  written  a  number  of  articles  concerning  events  of 
school  life.  He  is  our  musical  and  dramatic  critic.  Supple  has  done  a 
lot  of  useful  writing  and  Beer,  Findlay  I  and  Findley  II  have  always 
handled  most  satisfactorily  any  work  assigned  to  them.  Sissons  I 
has  conducted  a  good  Exchange  Department  and  our  business  managers 
Smith  I,  Cameron  I,  Earle  I  and  Grayson  have  successfully  solicited 
a  fine  lot  of  very  desirable  advertising. 


Near  the  close  of  the  Easter  term,  and  several  days  after  the  last 
number  of  the  Review  had  gone  to  press,  we  were  all  deeply  grieved  to 
learn  of  the  death  of  one  of  our  companions,  Harry  Gordon  Stubbs. 

He  was  born  in  Toronto  on  August  30th.  1906  and  came  to  St. 
Andrew's  College  from  Grace  Street  Public  School  in  January  1919, 
entering  the  First  Form  in  the  Lower  School.  In  June  1919  he  obtained 
his  removal  to  Form  II,  standing  ninth  in  the  Honour  List.     In  June 


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1920  he  was  promoted  to  Form  III  B.  On  Feb.  22nd  he  was  taken  ill 
with  what  proved  to  be  an  attack  of  influenza,  which  developed  into 
pneumonia.  While  the  pneumonia  cleared  up  it  proved  to  be  too  great 
a  strain  for  a  heart  already  w^eakened  by  an  attack  of  rheumatism,  and 
he  passed  away  on  Sunday,  March  6th,  1921. 

Gordon  Stubbs  will  be  much  missed  by  his  class  mates,  by  whom  he 
was  deservedly  well  liked.  He  was  a  conscientious  boy  in  all  he  did. 
Although  somewhat  reserved  in  character,  his  steady  attention  to  work 
and  his  readiness  to  enter  into  all  the  boyish  activities  of  school  life  made 
him  thoroughly  popular  with  the  boys  of  his  age  in  school,  by  whom  he 
will  be  much  missed.  On  their  behalf,  as  well  as  in  the  name  of  the  school 
as  a  whole,  the  Review  tenders  most  sincere  sympathy  to  his  parents  and 
his  famiK'  in  their  time  of  sorro  v. 


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PREFECTS     1920-21 


We  went  to  the  Museum  on  Sunday  and  we  desire  to  tell^of  our 
experiences  there,  in  fact,  we  insist  upon  relating  them.  Well,  we  turned 
off  Bloor  St.  and  went  up  a  path  past  a  sign  reading,  "Free  on  Sundays," 
which  was  the  reason  of  our  visit,  it  being  a  cheaper  pleasure  than  going 
to  church.  We  entered  the  portals  of  a  large  Moorish  edifice,  and  pass- 
ing a  very  business-like  field-gun  (a  relic  of  the  late  war)  we  came  into 
the  Chinese  laundryman's  paradise  and  during  the  afternoon  we  looked 
upon  so  much  oriental  grandeur  that  our  eyes  began  to  slant. 

These  impressions  should  rightfully  be  divided  into  two  parts;  the 
objects  on  exhibition,  and  the  people  one  sees  viewing  the  objects. 
However,  as  they  were  all  curios  no  great  harm  is  done  in  taking  them 
together.  There  was  a  large  preponderance  of  people  with  Jewish 
features,  but  China  was  well  represented  in  the  oriental  section.  We 
were  much  disappointed  that  no  Eskimoes  were  on  hand  to  view  the 
Eskimo  exhibit. 

We  saw  Ptolemy's  Mack  Sennet  comedies  and  a  pair  of  mummies  as 
tightly  wrapped  as  a  roll  of  magazines.  We  did  not  like  the  mummies, 
although  two  undertakers  near  us  enjoyed  that  exhibit  immensely. 
We  were  more  interested  in  the  exhibition  of  ivory  dice  dating  from  the 
year  one.  It  seems  that  Adam  "rolled  the  bones"  to  see  whether  he 
would  eat  the  apple  or  not;  unfortunately,  he  rolled  an  eleven  thus 
changing  the  whole  course  of  human  existence. 

The  glass  cases  lent  themselves  very  well  to  use  as  mirrors  and  we 
discovered  that  in  direct  comparison  with  a  statue  of  Apollo  we  possessed 
more  beauty  than  we  were  ever  aware  of.  W^e  discovered  by  applying 
our  hats  to  the  marble  brow  of  a  bust  of  Cicero  that  the  worthy  orator  took 
a  seven  and  a  quarter  Stetson.     Little  things  like  that  are  nice  to  know. 

The  movie  magnates  overlook  a  great  comedy  when  they  pass  by 

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a  museum.  A  maniac  with  a  hodful  of  bricks  could  give  a  very 
amazing  exhibition  in  the  course  of  a  few  moments,  breaking  glass  cases 
and  smashing  statuary  images.  We  were  much  disappointed  that  that 
building  contained  no  statute  of  Charley  Chaplin  but  the  discovery  of 
Buddha  sitting  on  a  lotus  flower  made  the  disappointment  less  keen. 

In  telling  of  our  experiences,  we  lay  great  stress  upon  the  enjoyment 
we  derived  from  viewing  the  pottery-ware;  we  do  not  mention  the  pretty 
girl  on  the  other  side  of  the  glass  case.  We  discovered  that  the  ancient 
Greeks  used  fire  extinguishers.  We  saw  one  in  the  corner  of  the  Hellenic 
section.  How  surprised  we  were  to  find  what  an  immense  variety  of 
weapons  there  were  with  which  to  kill  people!  Everything  from  Vene- 
tian daggers  to  bass  viols.  As  we  looked  at  the  aged  garments  in  the  cases 
we  wondered  if  the  very  suits  we  wore  would  some  day  be  laid  out  to 
view  before  the  curious  eyes  of  some  future  generation  of  supermen 
who  would  contemplate  with  interest  the  tag  on  the  inside  of  the  coat 
collar,  "Abe.  Levi,  Simcoe  St."  Or  would  our  very  bodies  wrapped  in 
straw  mats  repose  a  thousand  years  hence  in  glass  cases?  And  there  were 
the  bones  of  some  prehistoric  beasts,  half  birds;  we  thought  that  the  poul- 
try business  must  ha\'e  been  a  rather  hazardous  occupation  for  the 
ancestors  of  the  stone-age  men.  We  nearly  had  a  fight  with  a  very 
homely  plumber,  we  thought  he  was  a  Dinosaur.  He  was  going  to  lay 
us  cold  with  a  section  of  Roman  lead-pipe. 

Indeed,  we  saw  a  lot  of  things,  George  Washington's  sport  shirt 
and  Hannibal's  tooth-brush  for  ajl  we  know.  We  knew  that  we  would 
dream  that  night.  We  dreamed  that  Queen  Elizabeth  (first  floor)  was 
flying  in  the  airplane  in  the  basement.  At  last  our  heads  reeling  with 
thoughts  of  wild  Indians,  Chinamen,  Eskimoes,  and  Mummies  we 
staggered  into  the  exhilarating  atmosphere  of  Bloor  St.  and  mistook  an 
Overland  for  a  Chinese  palaquin. — We  are  still  mad! 

K.  B.  Carsox. 


WHEN  WE  WERE  HELD  UP 

Past  the  curve  on  the  Country  Club  road  the  first  hght  on  the  high- 
way gleamed  dully.  We  lounged  in  the  back  of  the  car,  tired  after  the 
strenuous,  but  pleasant  afternoon  spent  in  the  tennis  tournament. 
Half  asleep  and  speaking  only  occasionally  we  watched  the  lights  flash 
by  like  golden  fire  flies  in  the  dark.  Ted,  my  cousin,  was  driving  and 
the  tennis  racquets  were  piled  in  the  seat  beside  him;  Fred  and  Geoff 
sat  beside  me  in  the  back.  Luck  had  not  been  with  us  in  the  afternoon 
and  we  pretended  extra  drowsiness  to  avoid  explanations  of  poor  plays. 

The  road  was  almost  deserted.  An  occasional  car  whirled  past,  secure 
in  fast  travelling  at  that  late  hour.  Trees,  weird  and  black  against  a 
star-lit  sky,  marched  by,  and  a  few  summer  houses  loomed  up  startlingly 
and  were  gone. 

The  road  turned  sharply  and  the  headlights  of  the  car  threw  into 
relief  a  scene  that  might  have  been  taken  from  the  latest  movie  thriller. 
In  the  grinding  of  the  brakes,  the  sudden  jerk  of  the  car  coming  to  a 
stand  still,  we  were  silent,  dumb  with  amazement  and  fear.  On  the  left 
of  the  road,  its  engine  running  softly,  stood  a  powerful  motor  car  and 
in  front,  a  piece  of  fence,  evidently  removed  from  the  top  of  the  bank  at 
our  right,  was  laid  across  the  road.  A  man  stood  behind  the  barricade 
masked  and  hatless,  holding  a  black  and  business-like  revolver  pointed 
at  the  windshield.  It  would  have  been  impossible  to  proceed  without 
wrecking  the  car  and  perhaps  ourselves,  but  before  we  had  more  than 
considered  the  rashness  of  such  an  act,  two  men  almost  identical  in 
appearance  with  the  first,  stepped  on  the  running  board  of  the  car  on 
either  side. 

"Now,"  said  a  gruff  voice,  "We'll  just  trouble  you  for  your  little 
trinkets  before  we  say  good-bye." 

There  was  a  silence.  I  seemed  to  have  swallowed  my  tongue  and 
my  heart  had  settled  in  my  throat  beating  with  loud  thumps.  Evidently 
the  others  were  troubled  in  the  same  way  for  not  until  the  owner  of  the 
gruff  voice  had  shoved  his  revolver  over  the  side  of  the  car  did  we  speak 
or  stir,  then,  it  seemed,  we  all  moved  at  once.  The  action  was  a  relief; 
my  heart  beat  more  normally  and  I  remembered  that  I  had  only  forty 
cents,  two  stamps,  and  an  Ingersoll  to  present  to  the  man.  Almost 
cheerfully  I  turned  out  my  pockets  and  handed  him  the  contents. 
The  others  followed  suit,  and  with  anger  and  distrust  growing  in  his  face 
he  snatched  our  offering  and  thrust  his  gun  further  into  the  car.  We 
convinced  him,  finally,  that  this  was  all  we  had,  and  after  a  whispered 

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consukation  the  two  men  began  to  move  the  fence  while  the  third  still 
kept  us  covered  with  his  gun. 

The  car  moved  off  softly  and  quickly  gathered  speed.  As  it  dis- 
appeared around  the  curve  we  turned  to  one  another  with  excuses 
tumbling  from  our  lips: 

"If  I  could  have  reached  a  racquet,"  began  Geoff. 

"I  was  just  ready  to  grab  his  gun,"  Ted  muttered. 

"I ,"  said  Fred. 

"I'd  have  had  him  in  another  minute,"  I  added. 

We  looked  at  one  another  sheepishly,  and  laughed.  I  lied,  and  knew 
they  lied,  and  they  knew  it  too. 

We  looked  about  us.  On  one  side  a  dilapidated  piece  of  fence 
straggled  off  the  road,  over  the  tops  of  some  distant  trees  the  moon 
glimmered  palely,  and  fields  stretched  off  into  the  far  sky.  Faintly  we 
heard  a  motor  horn,  then  silence  except  for  the  chirping  of  a  thousand 
crickets  and  the  mournful  croak  of  a  night  bird. 

Ted  started  the  engine.  We  leaned  back  lazily,  our  eyes  fixed  on  the 
nearing  highway,  remembering  with  satisfaction  the  money  we  had  left 
at  home. 

Maclaren     1 1 . 


PLUGGING 


POETRY 

Being  myself  a  poet,  I  realize  what  a  great  and  profound  subject  I 
have  chosen  to'enlarge  upon  to-day  for  the  benefit  of  the  general  public. 

To  begin  with,  poetry  must  be  treated  seriously,  nothing  light  or 
frivolous  can  ever  enter  the  realms  of  Poetic  Art  where  abide  great 
genii  such  as  Milton,  Carson,  Shakespeare,  and  last  but  by  no  means  least, 
myself.  If  any  of  my  readers  would  become  great  and  talented  artists 
as  those  whose  names  I  have  mentioned,  I  beg  to  give  them  a  few  hints. 

Firstly,  let  your  poetry  be  deep,  the  deeper  it  is  the  greater  you  will 
become.  For  example,  take  my  own  effusions  they  are  so  deep  that  no- 
one  ever  gets  beyond  the  first  line  in  any  of  them.  Allow  me  to  enlarge 
upon  this  point,  take  for  instance  the  first  line  of  my  immortal  ode  to 
Westminster  Abbey.  "Oh  Westminster,  tower  of  beauty."  When 
we  read  these  glowing  words  what  do  we  see  in  our  minds?  Towers  of 
all  kinds  rise  up  in  our  bewildered  brains.  But  the  possibilities  presented 
by  these  words  are  far  too  numerous  to  expatiate  upon;  therefore  I  shall 
leave  them  with  my  beloved  readers  to  ponder  over  as  much  as  they  wish 
and  continue  on  the  subject  of  Poetic  License.  This  exceedingly  useful 
aid  to  poets  could  certainly  not  be  omitted  in  an  article  on  poetry,  and 
especially  by  such  an  illustrious  writer  as  myself.  Of  course  as  to  the 
meaning  of  this  most  useful  aid  I  do  not  need  to  dwell  for  any  length 
of  time,  sulificient  to  say  that  it  merely  allows  poets  the  privilege  of 
saying  anything  that  they  wish,  as  long  as  they  do  not  abuse  the  English 
language  more  than  is  necessary  while  doing  so.  For  instance,  if  I 
should  wish  to  allow  our  most  gracious  sovereign  Elizabeth  to  make  a 
tour  of  her  dominions  in  her  new  Rolls  Royce  it  would  be  quite  permis- 
sible, providing  I  did  not  print  her  language  when  she  had  a  puncture. 

Secondly,  your  handwriting  must  be  illegible  or  else  the  publishers 
would  find  flaws  in  your  metre  or  your  rhyme,  for  example  look  at  Shakes- 
peare; his  poetry  did  not  rhyme  so  they  invented  a  name  for  it,  called  it 
blank  verse  and  made  him  the  greatest  known  poet.  Moral — Why 
worry  about  rhyme?  And  if  your  handwriting  is  illegible,  dozens  of 
people  will  write  copious  notes  explaining  what  you  mean,  (when  you 
are  dead  and  can't  stop  them)  as  in  the  case  of  our  dear  friend,  William 
Shakespeare. 

Thirdly,  and  lastly,  pay  great  attention  to  that  old  proverb.  "A 
prophet  hath  no  honour  in  his  own  country."  This  applies  to  poets  as 
well  as  to  prophets.  I  discovered  this  through  my  own  tragic  experience, 
and  my  next  batch  of  inspirations  I  will  send  to  Zululand  where  I  hope  my 
true  genius  will  be  realized,  as  at  present  no-one  appears  to  see  my 
undoubted  perfection  in  the  World  of  Poetry. 

Tom  Aspden. 
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ON  BEING  UNIMPORTANT  OR  EGOTISTICAL 
DISSERTATIONS  BY  A  MODEST  MAN 

I  am  unimportant  because  I  don't  cut  any  ice.  Many  other  people 
I  know  can  account  for  their  condition  quite  as  easily,  but  don't.  I  must 
confess  that  I  am  not  rendering  great  services  to  the  human  race  in  my 
obscurity,  such  as  any  respectable  "white-wing"  gives  to  the  public. 
I  am  a  schoolboy. 

Tom  Brown,  who  used  to  go  to  Rugby,  was  the  only  important 
schoolboy  who  ever  lived ;  he  acquired  fame,  I  believe,  by  teaching 
youngsters  to  say  their  prayers  and  by  beating  up  bullies  whenever  he 
saw  them.  Opportunities  such  as  these  have  never  come  my  way,  so 
I  am  still  unimportant. 

I  like  to  consider  the  thoughts  my  present  teachers  will  have  when 
I  have  become  famous.  How  baffled  they  will  be  when  they  discover  that 
a  genius  has  been  fostered  under  their  tender  care.  When  I  shall  alight 
from  my  Rolls-Royce  before  the  front  door,  and,  resplendent  in  morning- 
coat  and  gray  trousers,  make  a  speech  about  perseverance  and  hard  work 
(which  I  never  did  myself),  while  all  the  little  schoolboys  with  their  pink 
cheeks  wonder  if  the  old  guy  will  give  them  a  half-holiday — Great 
dreams  these! 

Already  in  my  dreams  I  have  attained  great  eminence  as  a  financier, 
author,  philanthropist,  murderer  and  detective.  These  dreams  are 
largely  determined  by  the  literature  I  read.  I  think  Horatio  Alger 
had  a  soul  like  mine- — a  poor  boy  rising  to  high  positions  by  helping 
millionaires.  I  frequently  go  along  Bloor  St.  in  the  hope  of  helping 
millionaires  and  have  narrowly  escaped  death  from  Packards  and  Fierce- 
Arrows  while  doing  so.  As  a  schoolboy  I  am  unimportant  because  I 
am  lazy.  Here  is  the  confession  of  every  dead-beat  in  the  country. 
My  lack  of  importance  will  yet  drive  me  to  the  perpetration  of  some  great 
crime.  My  Heavens!  My  mind  is  made  up.  I  will  cheat  the  street- 
car conductor  out  of  my  fare. 

If  I  lived  in  the  United  States  I  would  no  doubt  be  made  president. 
As  a  rule  the  people  select  an  unimportant  person  for  that  post,  but  in 
the  rosy  glow  of  history  be  becomes  a  god.  There,  is  the  greatness  of 
the  United  States,  they  exaggerate  their  unimportant  wars,  their  un- 
important men  and  their  mediocre  literature,  until  in  the  eyes  of  the 
American  people  they  all  become  important. 

A  lunatic  is  an  important  person  when  let  loose  on  some  "Main 
Street,"  but  put  him  in  an  institution  with  a  lot  of  other  lunatics  and 

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he  becomes  of  little  note.  Fame  is  largely  a  matter  of  environment  and 
opportunity.  Even  now  I  could  acquire  some  notoriety  by  walking 
around  town  in  a  bathing  suit,  but  put  me  in  with  a  lot  of  other  people 
who  would  make  a  custom  out  of  it, — I  am  nothing. 

In  about  fifteen  years  I  will  accept  my  humble  lot  by  assuming  that 
I  am  important.  As  I  mop  up  the  floors  in  the  parliament  buildings 
and  trip  up  the  premier  with  my  mop,  I  can  soliloquize  on  my  greatness 
for  bringing  about  the  downfall  of  so  great  a  personage. 

K.  B.  Carsox. 


LIBR.\RI.\NS     1920-21 


The    School 


THE  ASSAULT  AT  ARMS 

On  March  eighth,  the  annual  Assault  at  Arms  was  held  in  the  gym- 
nasium. For  two  weeks  before  the  main  bouts,  the  preliminaries  were 
run  off,  and  every  class  was  keenly  contested.  In  these,  the  best  were 
the  heavy-weights,  Earle  and  Richardson,  and  two  of  the  best  bouts  in 


LITERARY    SOCIETY    EXECUTIVE    1920-1921 

the  lighter  classes  were  Carrick  III  vs.  Russel  III  and  Craig  vs.  Robert- 
son. 

In  these  three  bouts  there  was  nothing  but  the  cleanest  of  boxing, 
and  Carrick  III,  though  afterwards  defeated  in  the  semi-finals,  bids  fair 
to  become  in  a  few  years,  his  brother's  successor  as  school  champion. 

Earle  I  showed  the  same  good  style  as  last  year,  notwithstanding 

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this  Richardson  put  up  a  good  fight  and  was  not  decisively  beaten  till 
the  third  round.  "Giant"  and  Craig  have  become  a  fixture,  and  are 
always  looked  forward  to  with  pleasure — they  came  up  to  our  highest 
expectations,  and  "Giant"  had  to  hustle  to  beat  Craig. 

In  the  wrestling  the  outstanding  event  was  Rivera  vs.  Drynan,  and 
for  science  and  speed  these  two  boys  are  the  best  in  the  school.  Rivera 
won  in  three  minutes  extra  by  his  slightly  superior  strength  and  speed. 

The  Finals  were  a  long  list  of  surprises — first  came  the  startling  afifair 
of  Armstrong  defeating  Carrick  II  for  the  wrestling  championship  in  a 
bout  brim-full  of  excitement- — ^"Tonald"  was  fast  but  Armstrong  was 
faster  and  he  fully  deserved  his  hard-earned  victory. 

"Bobbie"  Grant  I  had  his  hands  full  with  Noonan,  but  after  wrestling 
overtime  he  received  the  decision.  As  usual  "Don"  Patterson  III  won 
his  bout.  "Don"  has  won  his  weight,  as  far  as  history  goes  back,  and  it 
looks  as  if  he  intended  to  do  so  for  a  long  time  3-et.  "Giant"  won  his 
wrestling  weight,  although  he  seemed  to  be  worried  whether  Tom  Gordon 
would  be  present  or  not. 

In  the  boxing,  one  of  the  finest  programmes  for  years  was  put  on. 
As  usual  "Giant"  headed  the  list,  but  he  did  not  run  away  with  the 
medal  this  year.  As  the  "Sunday  World"  so  ably  expressed  it,  "he 
cried  and  fought,  and  cried  and  fought,  so  the  referee  gave  him  the 
decision."  It  seems  to  us,  however,  that  the  boy  who  beats  "Giant"  will 
have  a  harder  time  breaking  the  school  tradition  than  winning  the 
fight. 

Sprott  vs.  Parker  was  a  fine  bout,  and  Sprott  won  by  his  wonderful 
boxing  ability.  Meek  and  Fisher  gave  an  exhibition  of  Jeff  and  Mutt. 
Meek  won,  and  then  came  the  event  of  the  evening.  Carrick  and  Earle 
for  the  school  championship.  The  wise  m.en  (the  prefects  and  a  chosen 
few)  were  puzzled.  Carrick  was  heavier  and  a  better  boxer,  but  Earle 
was  supposed  to  have  more  endurance  and  a  harder  punch,  also  Carrick 
was  tired  after  his  bout  with  Armstrong,  so  conditions  seemed  to  favour 
Earle.  "Tonald"  upset  this  theory,  and  in  the  third  round  gave  an 
exhibition  of  speed,  science  and  footwork  that  would  make  many  a 
"pro"  envious.  Earle  went  groggy,  and  Carrick  II  was  Stirret's  suc- 
cessor as  school  champion.  He  fully  deserved  the  victory,  and  the 
Review  feels  that  we  have  a  very  able  champion  to  represent  the  school 
for  the  next  few  years. 

More  interest  was  shown  in  fencing  this  year  than  in  former  times 
and  there  were  many  entrants  in  the  different  classes.  Robertson  II 
won  the  Senior  Championship,  and  Dyment  won  the  Junior. 

On  the  whole  the  Assault  at  Arms  was  one  of  the  best  ever  held,  and 
Mr.  Chapman  is  to  be  congratulated  on  the  sporting  spirit  which  was 
shown  throughout  by  his  pupils,  and  the  science  which  they  showed. 


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Summary  of  Events 
Boxing — 

55-lbs.  Class— Robertson  (III)  defeated  Grant  (IV.). 

65-lbs. — Lumbers  (II.)  defeated  Barber  (II.) 

75-lbs.— Stewart  (II.)  defeated  Cowie  (II.) 

85-lbs. — Spratt  (II.)  defeated  Parker. 

95-lbs.- — Stewart  (I),  defeated  Colbrook. 
105-lbs. — Noonan  defeated  McLaren  (I.) 
115-lbs.— Meek  (I.)  defeated  Home. 
125-lbs. — Findlay  (III.)  defeated  Murchison. 
135-lbs.— Meek  (II.)  defeated  Fisher  (I.) 
145-lbs.- — Stronach  won  class. 
158-lbs.- — Supple  won  class. 

Heavyweight  class — Carrick  (II.)  defeated  Earle. 
Wrestling — 

55-lbs.  Class — Robertson  (II.)  defeated  Grant  (IV.) 

65-lbs. — Lumbers  (II.)  defeated  Power. 

75-lbs.— McLennan  (II.)  defeated  Stewart  (II.) 

85-lbs. — Brown  (I.)  defeated  Lang. 

95-lbs.— Bell  defeated  Colbrook. 
105-lbs. — Grant  (I.)  defeated  Noonan. 
115-lbs.— Home  (II.)  defeated  Munn  (I.) 
125-lbs.- — ^Robertson  (II.)  defeated  Rivera. 
135-lbs. — Patterson  (III.)  defeated  Earle. 
145-lbs.— Marshall  (III.)  defeated  Stronach. 
158-lbs. — Burry  won  by  default. 
Heavyweight  class — Armstrong  defeated  Carrick  (II.) 

R.  H.  Anderson. 


MENDELSSOHN  CHOIR  CONCERT 

On  the  evening  of  April  12th,  the  school  accompanied  by  Dr.  and  Mrs. 
Macdonald  attended  the  ninetieth  concert  of  the  Mendlssohn  Choir 
This  famous  Toronto  Choir  was  ably  assisted  by  the  Philadelphia  Orches- 
tra under  the  peerless  leader  Stokowski.  The  soloists  were  Mme. 
Florence  Hinkle,  soprano,  and  Mr.  Royal  Dadman,  baritone.  The 
latter  is  a  new-comer  here  and  at  once  made  a  local  reputation  for 
himself  by  his  deep,  resonant  voice  and  his  expressive  singing.  Mme. 
Hinkle  is  well  known  in  musical  circles  here. 

The  programme  opened  with  the  stirring  ode  "England,"  by  our 
Canadian  composer,  Dr.  E.  C.  Macmillan.  This  work  was  excellently 
handled  by  the  choir,  much, care  having  been  taken  in  the  preparation 


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of  the  chorus  parts.  The  finest  singing  of  the  evening  was  done  in 
Fanning's  a  capella  chorus  "How  Sweet  the  Moonlight  Sleeps."  This 
was  an  exquisite  piece  of  interpretation  and  showed  the  splendid  qual- 
ities of  the  choir.  The  ladies'  voices  were  heard  to  advantage  in  De- 
bussy's setting  of  Rossetti's  "The  Blessed  Damozel."  This  showed 
remarkable  workmanship  in  the  scoring,  the  effects  being  ethereal  for 
both  solo  and  chorus.  A  very  popular  contribution  to  the  programme 
was  the  fine  Sea  Songs  by  Stanford  for  baritone  solo,  men's  chorus  and 
orchestra.  The  tunefulness  and  British  spirit  of  the  music  swayed  the 
audience  very  much. 

Mr.  Stokowski  and  his  orchestra  were  the  recipients  of  a  very  fervid 
demonstration  of  applause.  The  Wagnerian  excerpt  was  faultlessly 
rendered  and  made  an  imposimg  climax  to  the  concert. 

Russell  I 


GAMES'  DAY 

Our  Twenty-first  Annual  Athletic  Meeting,  which  was  held  on  May 
18th,  had  an  unusually  large  attendance.  Under  favourable  weather, 
the  competition  was  well  marked.  The  school  heartily  congratulates 
Sissons  I  who  easily  won  the  Senior  School  Championship  with  29  points 
to  his  credit.  Peene  captured  the  Boarders'  Cup  with  10  points. 
Ault  with  15  points  and  Munn  II  with  13  points  won  the  Junior  Cham- 
pionship and  Boarder's  Honours  respectively.     All  the  events  were  well 


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contested.  A  novel  feature  of  the  day  was  the  playing  of  Pipe  Major 
Fraser  and  four  of  ouf  pipers.  Mrs.  Lionel  Clarke  very  kindly  presented 
the  various  prizes  after  which  she  asked  that  a  holiday  be  given  the 
school.  Head  Prefect  Smith  then  presented  Mrs.  Clarke  with  a  gold 
medal  bearing  an  inscription  "From  the  Boys  of  St.  Andrew's  College." 
Hearty  cheers  were  then  given  for  Mrs.  Clarke  and  Dr.  and  Mrs.  Mac- 
donald.  Tea  was  served  by  Mrs.  Macdonald  in  her  house  following  the 
presentations.     The  younger  guests  of  the  boys  then  enjoyed  a  The 


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Dansant  which  took  place  in  the  Assembly  Hall.  Without  a  doubt  this 
was  the  most  successful  Games'  Day  in  many  a  year. 

The  results  of  the  different  events  were  as  follows: 

One  Mile  Run — 1st,  Home  H;  2nd,  Peene;3rd,  Cameron  HI. 

Half  Mile  Run — 1st,  Peene;  2nd,  Sissons  I;  3rd,  Home  H. 

Quarter  Mile  Run — 1st,  Burry  I;  2nd,  Sissons  I;  3rd,  Peene. 

Throwing  Cricket  Ball  (Sr.) — 1st,  Richardson;  2nd,  Peene;  3rd, 
Stronach. 


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^^hV^^^^^^^^^^b  BII^^P^"iV^I^H^B  *^^  '^"  .^H^^^^M^^^^i 

FINDLEY   II   WINNING  THE  HIGH    JUMP 

Throwing  Cricket  Ball  (Jr.)— 1st,  Munn  II;  2nd,  Ault;  3rd,  Fair- 
clough. 

J  unior  Runing  High  Jump — 1st,  Ault ;  2nd,  Munn  1 1 ;  3rd,  Herchmer. 

Senior  Standing  Broad  Jump — 1st,  Sissons  I;  2nd,  Burry  I;  3rd, 
Armstrong. 

Junior  Standing  Broad  Jump — 1st,  Ault;  2nd,  Herchmer;  3rd, 
Munn  II. 


^J^BK/^k-          -   r,-^.* 

Jgn 

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Senior  Running  Broad  Jump — 1st,  Sissons  I;  2nd,  Armstrong; 
3rd,  McRae  I. 

Junior  Running  Broad  Juimp — 1st,  Ault;  2nd,  Herchmer;  3rd. 
Dunlap. 

Putting  the  Shot — 1st,  Burry  I ;  2nd,  King. 

100  Yard  Dash  (Under  17)— 1st,  King;  2nd,  Rivera;  3rd,  Robinson. 

50  Yard  Dash  (Prep.)— 1st,  Strathy ;  2nd,  Robertson  III ;  3rd,  Bell  II. 

100  Yard  Dash  (Senior) — 1st,  Sissons  I;  2nd,  King;  3rd,  Rivera. 
Time  10  4/5  seconds. 

Hurdles  (under  16)— 1st,  Morton  I ;  2nd,  Herchmer;  3rd,  Cook  III. 

100  Yard  Dash  (under  13)— 1st,  Archibald  I;  2nd,  Dunlap;  3rd, 
Foster. 


Three-legged  Race — 1st,  Cameron  II.  and  Findlay  III.;  2nd,  Find- 
lay  I.  and  Robertson  I. 

220  Yard  Dash  (Senior)— 1st,  Sissons  I ;  2nd,  Burry  I ;  3rd,  Howell. 

100  Yard  Dash  (under  16) — 1st,  Rivera;2nd,  Robinson ; 3rd,  Morton  I. 
Time  11  seconds. 

Lower  School  Handicap — 1st,  McLean  I;  2nd,  Dennis;  3rd,  Noriega  I. 

100  Yard  Dash  (Junior) — 1st,  Robinson;  2nd,  Munn  II;  3rd,  Noonan. 

Three-legged  Race  (Prep.)— 1st.  Strathy  and  Bell ;  2nd,  Applegath  III ; 
and  Evans. 

Hurdle  Race  (Senior)— 1st,  Findlay  III ;  2nd,  Findlay  II ;  3rd,  Peene. 

220  Yard  Dash  (Junior) — 1st,  Robinson;  2nd,  Noonan;  3rd.  Munn  II. 


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Sack  Race — 1st,  Cameron  II;  2nd,  Lentz;  3rd,  Peace  I. 

Obstacle  Race — 1st,  Cameron  II;  2nd,  Herchmer. 

Senior  Running  High  Jump — 1st,  Findley  II;  2nd,  Sissons  I. 
Height  4'  11". 

Junior  Hurdle  Race — 1st,  Munn  II ;  2nd,  Herchmer;  3rd,  Noonan. 

220  Yard  Dash  (under  17)— 1st,  King;  2nd,  Rivera. 

Junior  Consolation — 1st,  Marshall  I\';  2nd,  Noriega  I. 

Senior  Consolation — 1st,  McRae  I. 

Old  Boys'  Race — 1st,  Darroch;  2nd,  Holliday. 

Table  Relay  Race — Won  by  Peene's  Table  (Team — Howell,  Richard- 
son, Curry,  Peene). 


SCHOOL    CHAMPIONS 

From  left  to  right:    Robhrtson  M  (Fencing-);    Sissons  I  (Track  and  Field  Sports);    Pekne  (Boarders' 

Championship);   Carrick  H  (Boxing).     Absent--.\RMSTRONi;  (Wrestling). 


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CADET  CORPS 

Never  has  the  St.  Andrew's  College  Cadet  Corps  brought  to  a  finish 
a  more  successful  year's  work.  It  has  been  larger  than  ever  before,  and 
has  certainly  maintained  the  standard  which  has  given  it  a  name  of 
which  to  be  proud. 

Early  in  March,  the  Corps  turned  out  on  parade  to  the  Government 
House,  where  they  w^ere  inspected  by  His  Excellency  the  Duke  of 
Devonshire.  From  there  they  proceeded  to  the  Armouries  for  an 
inspection  by  Sir  Henry  Burstall,  Inspector  General  of  Cadet  Corps  in 
the  Dominion. 


fetP 


SUNDAY:  O  D.\Y  OF  REST  AND  GLADNESS 

The  following  letter  is  self-explanatory: 

211  College  St., 
Toronto,  Ont.,  Mar.  31,  1921. 
Principal.  St.  Andrew's  College, 

Toronto,  Ontario. 
Dear  Sir: 

I  desire  to  drop  you  a  line  to  say  how  proud  I  am  as  General  Officer 
Commanding,  Military  District  No.  2,  at  the  magnificent  showing  of 
your  St.  Andrew's  College  Cadets  on  the  recent  inspection  held  by  the 
Inspector  General. 


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I  know  that  the  Inspector  General  was  greatly  impressed  by  the 
magnificent  physique  of  your  boys,  their  steadiness  on  parade  and  their 
whole  turn-out,  which  would  reflect  credit  on  any  Unit  in  the  British 
Empire  and  I  desire  to  congratulate  you  and  the  officers  and  cadets  as 
a  whole  upon  their  showing. 

With  kindest  reagrds,  believe  me  to  be, 
Sincerely  yours, 
(Signed)     Victor    A.    S.    Williams, 

Major-General. 

The  annual  parade  to  W^estminster  Church  on  Sunday,  May  8th, 
was  in  every  detail  a  success. 

On  Sunday,  May  22nd,  the  Corps  paraded  to  St.  Paul's  Church, 
when  His  Excellency,  the  Duke  of  Devonshire,  and  the  Government 
House  party  attended  the  service.  Dr.  Cody  wished  the  retiring 
Governor-General  god-speed,  and  assured  him  the  gratitude  of  the 
Canadian  people  for  his  noble  endeavours.  At  the  conclusion  of  the 
service  the  St.  Andrew's  College  Cadet  Corps  performed  the  "march 
past"  which  was  received  by  His  Excellency  from  the  steps  of  the  Church. 

For  the  first  time  since  the  war  the  customary  Garrison  Parade  was 
held  on  May  29th.  As  the  Cadet  Corps  is  affiliated  with  the  48th 
Highlanders  we  turned  out,  and  marched  to  Massey  Hall,  where  an 
impressive  service  was  conducted. 

Summing  up  the  year's  activities  we  would  say  that  the  mid-winter 
dance  was  as  bright  an  event  as  ever;  the  inspection  a  "credit  to  any 
Unit  in  the  Empire";  the  parades  highly  successful;  and  the  bearing  and 
steadiness  of  the  Corps  truly  commendable.  Special  recognition  should 
perhaps  be  made  of  the  splendid  work  done  by  Sgt.  Major  Fig  in  drilling 
the  boys.  Also  the  bugle  band,  under  the  able  direction  of  Capt.  Slatter, 
was  wonderfully  trained  and  the  efforts  of  Pipe  Major  Eraser  have  never 
met  with  better  success  in  developing  an  excellent  pipe  band. 

F.  Roper  Dayment. 


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MAJOR  GRANT'S  SERMON 

On  Sunday,  May  15th,  at  evening  chapel  service,  we  had  the  pleasure 
of  a  short  address  by  Major  Grant,  principal  of  Upper  Canada  College. 

His  text  was  from  the  New  Testament,  "O  Lord  I  thank  Thee  that  I 
am  not  as  other  men  are."  He  spoke  on  the  labour  troubles  and  strikes 
in  Great  Britain  and  the  feelings  of  the  different  interests  involved  to 
one  another.  He  applied  his  text  in  the  idea  that  each  party  was  more 
or  less  selfish  and  self-conceited;  neither  realized  its  own  bad  qualities, 
yet  each  was  only  too  ready  to  condemn  its  fellow. 

We  are  all  sincere  in  saying  that  we  hope  Major  Grant's  visit  will 
become  an  annual  event,  in  the  years  to  come. 

Mention  might  be  made  of  the  orchestra,  which  played  exceptionally 
well;  the  singing  was  also  very  good  on  this  occasion. 

FiXDLEY  n. 


OHARA     THE   MAN  WHO    RINGS   THE    BELL 


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SIR  JOHN  WILLISON'S  ADDRESS 

On  Sunday  evening,  May  22nd,  Sir  John  Willison  delivered  a  very 
interesting  address  on  "The  British  Empire"  to  the  assembled  school. 
Before  beginning  his  speech  he  complimented  the  Cadet  Corps  on  its 
splendid  showing  at  St.  Paul's  Church  on  the  morning  of  that  day,  saying 
that  no  finer  advertisement  for  the  school  could  be  found  than  our  well- 
drilled  Corps. 

Returning  to  the  subject  of  his  address,  he  carried  us  back  to  the  days 
when  as  a  boy  he  witnessed  the  celebarations  held  by  the  early  settlers 
of  Western  Canada  on  the  24th,  Queen  Victoria's  birthday,  and  described 
the  sterling  character  of  those  pioneers,  who  laid  so  firm  a  foundation  for 
the  future  greatness  of  Canada.  The  Motherland,  he  compared  to 
a  homestead,  from  which  the  children,  setting  out,  had  founded  new 
homes  and  had  gone  forward  to  greater  achievements,  but  always 
conscious  of  the  bond  of  love,  uniting  colony  to  mother  country.  He 
emphasized  the  impossibility  of  understanding  and  appreciating  a 
country,  even  Great  Britain  of  whom  we  consider  ourselves  a  part, 
unless  visited  in  person.  He,  himself  had  never  fully  understood  the 
spirit  of  the  Motherland  until  he  had  wandered  in  the  historic  transept 
of  Westminster  Abbey  and  among  the  tombs  of  those  who  made  England 
famous.  Only  then  was  the  consciousness  of  England's  true  grandeur 
borne  to  him  in  its  fullest  power,  filling  him  with  love  and  pride  in  the 
knowledge  that  Canada  was  the  daughter  of  so  great  a  country. 

Digressing  for  a  moment,  he  impressed  upon  us  the  value  and  comfort 
derived  from  the  knowledge  of  foreign  languages,  especially  French, 
since  with  one's  own  language  and  French,  one  could  travel  anywhere 
without  trouble  or  inconvenience.  Also,  he  showed  the  educational  value 
of  books  and  the  benefits  and  enjoyments  reaped  from  them. 

Resuming  his  subject,  he  reviewed  Great  Britain's  part  in  the  war, 
and  while  not  wishing  to  make  any  undue  claims  for  Britain's  pre- 
eminence as  a  warring  nation,  he  thought  she  was  the  rock  upon  which 
the  Allies  stood  firm,  and  upon  which  the  strength  of  the  enemy  was  spent 
and  shattered.  In  speaking  of  the  crisis  through  which  Britain  had 
passed  with  firm  and  unyielding  courage,  he  gave  this  quotation,  "But 
none  of  the  ransomed  ever  knew  how  deep  were  the  waters  crossed." 

He  showed  that  Canada  as  one  of  the  foremost  members  of  the 
Empire  had  a  great  influence  over  the  lesser  colonies,  and  that  any  seem- 
ing lack  of  loyalty  might  produce  a  corresponding  feeling  in  the  sister 
colonies;  therefore,  it  was  absolutely  essential  that  Canada  follow  Eng- 
land with  unwavering  loyalty. 

In  conclusion  he  only  regretted  that  he  could  not  speak  longer, 
saying  that  he  appreciated  our  position  as  a  school,  which  he  thought  was 


34  ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW 

much  akin  to  that  of  a  battalion  paraded  for  inspection,  which  heartily 
wishes  the  ordeal  were  over.  We  should  like  to  take  this  opportunity 
however,  of  assuring  Sir  John  Willison  that  we  thoroughly  enjoyed  his 
address,  ajid  should  he  ever  visit  us  again  he  is  assured  of  a  hearty 
reception. 

FiXDLAY    I. 


CAPTAIN  PAULIN'S  SERMON 

On  Sunday  evening,  May  28th,  Captain  Paulin,  pastor  of  the  Rose- 
dale  Presbyterian  Church,  spoke  to  the  school,  taking  for  h,is  text, 
verses  from  the  22nd  Chapter  of  Luke.  His  address  was  very  interest- 
ing, and  since  he  pointed  out  its  special  application  to  school  life,  very 
beneficial  to  its  hearers. 

Captain  Paulin  stated  that  the  boy  living  in  the  midst  of  too  congenial 
surroundings  and  protected  from  all  trials  and  temptations  is  to  be  pitied 
rather  than  envied,  inasmuch  as  one's  character  and  strength  of  will 
are  only  developed  by  the  constant  meeting  with,  and  overcoming  of 
difficulties.  Just  as  it  is  impossible  to  judge  the  sea-worthiness  of  a  ship 
until  it  has  battled  with  the  elements,  so  it  is  impossible  to  estimate 
the  worth  of  a  boy's  character  until  he  has  met  and  coped  successfully 
with  his  boyish  problems.     Truly  "Sweet  are  the  uses  of  Adversity." 

Every  boy  should  have  a  goal  to  which  his  ambition  urges  him,  and 
for  the  attainment  of  which  he  must  strive  with  all  the  strength  that  is 
his.  He  must  turn  his  back  upon  the  slothful  ways  of  the  aimless, 
resolutely  choosing  the  narrow  way,  filled  though  it  be  with  endless 
striving  and  patient  endeavour. 

That  man  is  greatest  who  has  given  his  strength  for  the  uplifting  of 
the  weak,  and  that  man  most  blessed  whose  life  has  been  one  of  self- 
sacrifice.  To  illustrate  the  spirit  of  self-sacrifice,  he  told  a  story  of  how 
the  French  soldiers,  fighting  with  indomitable  courage  at  Verdun, 
though  dying  of  thirst  themselves,  gave  their  last  drops  of  water  to  cool 
the  guns  so  that  their  fellow  soldiers  might  have  life,  and  their  beloved 
country,  freedom.  In  closing  he  said  he  knew  of  no  greater  tribute  that 
could  be  paid  to  any  man,  than  to  have  it  said  of  him  that  this  world  was 
a  better  world  for  his  ha\'ing  lived  in  it. 

FiXDLAY    I. 


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THE  SCHOOL  ORCHESTRA 

The  orchestra  has  had  a  very  successful  year  being  composed  of 
some  good  musicians  and  a  drummer.  The  suspense  the  whole  school 
was  subjected  to  during  some  of  the  practises  was  inconceivable  but, 
owing  to  the  proximity  of  the  C.P.R.  tracks,  the  agony  was  slightly 
relieved. 

The  first  opportunity  that  the  orchestra  had  of  appearing  before  the 
school  was  on  Prize  Day  and,  judging  from  femarks  heard  after,  they 


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lived  well  up  to  their  reputation.  The  next  appearance  was  the  big 
event  of  the  school  year — the  minstrel  show.  Here  they  proved  them- 
selves competent  rivals  of  Ted  Lewis  by  their  rendering  of  Southern 
coon  melodies  in  syncopated  form.  Later  on  in  the  year  they  played  on 
a  number  of  Sundays,  which  added  greatly  to  the  attractiveness  of 
chapel  service.  On  their  final  appearance  they  firmly  established  their 
reputation  in  the  able  manner  in  which  they  gave  Rubinstein's  "Melody 
in  F." 


36  ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW 

Persoxxel 
Smith,  "Gerry."— 

Our  very  efficient  drummer  sometimes  erratic  but  always  on  the  job. 
Claims  that  the  music  of  the  drums  under  his  careful  supervision  hath 
charms  which  can  soothe  the  savage  beast,  namely,  Blauvelt. 

Hunter,  "Al."— 

Started  at  the  first  of  the  season  with  a  clarinet  but  later  discovered 
that  the  scope  of  this  instrument  was  too  limited  for  his  musical  abilities, 
so  transfered  to  a  sax.  Al  improved  greatly  towards  the  end  of  the  year 
(due  to  daily  inspirations  through  the  mail)  and  thus  was  a  great  help 
to  the  orchestra.  The  greatest  difficulty  was  to  keep  him  from  jazzing 
Rubinstein's  "Melody  in  F"  or  Handel's  "Largo." 

Scott,  "Jimmy."— 

One  of  our  first  violin  players  and  very  dependable.  At  practices 
was  never  at  rest,  and  when  the  orchestra  was  resting,  he  would  often 
be  found  practising  "Souvenir"  or  "Ave  Maria."  Had  a  great  mania 
for  getting  off  in  one  corner  and  playing  by  himself. 

Hillary,  "Art."— 

The  only  contribution  we  have  from  the  day-boy  delegation.  Con- 
trary to  day-boy  principles,  always  on  time  for  practises  and  one  of  the 
best  musicians  in  the  orchestra. 

Cameron,  "Joe." — 

Our  second  \iolin  player;  the  only  one  we  have  but,  nevertheless, 
holds  his  end  up  admirabh'.  Claimed  his  musical  training  was  received 
in  Ottawa. 

Mr.  Laidlaw. — 

Always  on  hand  for  classical  selections.  The  only  real  musician  we 
have.  It  is  due  largely  to  this  gentleman's  inspiration  that  the  orchestra 
has  been  so  successful. 

Proudfoot,  "Doug."— 

Our  very  efficient  pianist.  We  have  been  very  lucky  in  obtaining 
his  services  as  hcis  one  of  the  best.  His  worst  habit  is  shimmyng  on  the 
piano  stool  when  in  action. 

Giffin,  "Foss."— 

Our  solo  cornetist  and  the  only  one  of  his  kind  in  existance.  Insists 
on  carrying  his  mute  with  him  in  case  of  unexpected  explosions  occuring 
in  the  depths  of  his  fog  horn.  Has  performed  the  duties  of  conductor 
very  successfully  throughout  the  year.  'Tis  rumoured  he  was  made  a 
prefect  upon  reaching  and  holding  for  one  hour high  x. 


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THE  UPPER  SIXTH 

For  the  Upper  Sixth  this  school  year  has  been  one  of  the  most  illus- 
trious in  many  moons.  The  members  of  the  form  are  marvels  of  intellect 
and  learning"  and  will  make  their  mark  in  the  world  even  if  it  is  only  a 
blot. 

Bethune,  "Gus."— 

Before  us  we  have  the  shining  light  of  the  Upper  Sixth.  He  rarely 
comes  to  school  except  for  the  "spares"  and  he  even  finds  them  rather 
tedious.  His  favourite  method  of  greeting  friends  and  enemies  a^like  is 
to  creep  upon  them  from  behind  and  stun  them  with  a  blow  on  the  small 
of  the  back  deli\-ered  with  his  open  hand.  He  is  the  proud  possessor 
of  a  Kupmobile  and  finds  it  more  suitable  to  his  purposes  than  the  Ford 
which  he  had  last  year.  We  don't  know  what  his  purposes  are  but  we 
can  guess. 

Brunt,  "Bill."— 

Species — Ferocibus  Ilanoveria. 

Habitat — The  species  is  found  only  in  the  mud  banks  oi  the  Saugeen 
River. 

Description — This  little-known  creature  grows  to  a  height  of  from 
four  to  five  feet  and  is  covered  with  a  thick  coating  of  upstanding  black 
hair.  Its  eyes  like  members  of  the  species  "cat"  aire  adapted  to  nocturnal 
use. 

Disposition — Usually  quiet  and  gentle  but  dangerous  when  aroused. 
Although  very  treacherous  it  may  with  constant  care  in  handling,  be- 
come an  ideal  pet  for  children  and  young  ladies. 

Chalker,  "Woof- Woof."— 

As  the  name  "Woof- Woof"  indicates,  this  bright  member  of  the  Upper 
Sixth  hails  from  Newfoundland  (Zoological  note:  "Woof- Woof"  is  the 
strange  call  used  by  a  young  Newfoundlander  while  at  play.)  His 
nature  like  the  coa§t  of  his  native  isle  is  rough  and  repellent.  As  a 
child  he  graced  the  art  of  sleep-walking  and  when  in  this  state  of  corna 
used  often  to  remove  articles  belonging  to  different  mfembers  of  the 
household.  Now  we  can  explain  the  mystery  pertaining  to  the  strange 
disappearance  of  Colonel  Taylor's  hat.  This  young  man's  greatest 
delight  is  to  spend  the  best  part  of  an  afternoon  in  masticating  a  piece 
of  white  rock  which  he  calls  Newfoundland  hard  bread. 

Daly,  "Bus."— 

A  prefect  and  native  of  Napanee.  In  spite  of  the  fact  that  he  has 
been  at  St.  Andrews  for  two  years  he  has  not  outgrown  his  ambition  to 
be  leading  man  in  a  minstrel  show  and  at  frequent  intervals  he  insists  on 
inflicting  on  the  form  a  series  of  coon  jokes  which  he  professes  are  original 


38  ST.  ANDREWS  COLLEGE  REVIEW 

but  which  have  a  decided  likeness  to  s-ome  that  appeared  in  Dr. 
Chase's  Ahnanac  of  1906.  He  still  plays  the  piano  but  has  been  forced 
into  retirement  before  the  advancing  popularity  of  Douglas  Proudfoot 
whom  we  will  presently  mention. 

Deacon,  "Freddie." — 

Yes,  Freddie  says  Belleville  is  the  only  place  in  the  world  for  him. 
He  is  one  of  the  proud  and  haughty  buglers  belonging  to  the  school  band 
a^nd  although  the  sounds  he  makes  don't  sound  much  like  music  he  really 
convinces  himself  that  they  do.  Freddie  ab — so — lutely  has  to  use  Olive 
Oil  for  he's  getting  gray  hairs  you  know.  Since  he  came  here  last 
fall  he  has  succeeded  in  amassing  one  house-late  detention  for  coming  in 
late  on  a  Saturday  night.  Can  you  imagine  the  state  this  angel  would 
be  in  if  he  got  a  double  gating  and  three  hours  work?  He'd  just  naturally 
pass  away. 

Derby,  "Bill."— 

This  is  one  of  the  four  by  the  name  of  "Bill"  in  the  Upper  Sixth  and 
the  only  person  coming  from  Hanover  who  could  be  called  human. 
He  is  rough  and  boisterous  retaining  much  of  the  true  Hanoverian 
spirit  for  house-wrecking.  Has  a  mania  for  street-car  riding  and  his 
chief  delight  is  trying  to  see  how  many  times  he  can  go  around  the  Belt 
Line  on  the  same  nickel. 

Earle,  "Happy."— 

Formerly  this  gentleman  was  a  boarder  but  someone  told  him  he  was 
too  good  for  the  place  so  he  left  to  become  a  day-boy.  Alas  for  him, 
his  doom  is  sealed!  He  used  to  be  prompt  and  never  late  for  school, 
but  now  look  at  him.  Since  the  day-boys  have  got  hold  of  him  he  has 
acquired  a  decided  aversion  to  arriving  for  the  French  class  on  time,  or 
for  any  other  class.  He  usually  lands  in  about  half  way  through  the  period 
and  disturbs  master  and  boys  alike,  by  bidding  a  cheery  good  morning 
to  his  bosom  friends.  "Happy"  will  never  pass  into  the  next  world 
because  he  is  sure  to  be  late  for  the  boat  which  crosses  the  River  Styx. 
We  don't  know  what  will  happen  to  him  once  he  misses  that  boat  but 
we  send  our  prayers. 

Ellis.  "Hep."— 

Another  specimen  from  Newfoundland  and  although  under  the  hand- 
icap of  coming  from  the  above  place  be  is  really  very  well  educated  being 
proficient  in  French,  Spanish  and  Eskimo.  Among  his  other  accomplish- 
ments he  is  expert  in  the  construction  of  snoA\  houses,  can  spear  walruses 
and  won  first  prize  at  the  Lapland  seal  skinning  contests  for  three  suc- 
cessive years.  He  has  long  flowing  hair  A\hich  was  formerly  kept  in  a 
dazzling  state  of  brilliance  by  the  frequent  application  of  that  well- 


ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW  39 

known  substance  "Brilliantine"  but  under  the  new  regime  he  has  reverted 
to  the  use  of  "Bras-so"  alone,  which,  he  says,  gives  very  satisfactory 
results 

Findlay,  "Dune."— 

F"rom  the  village  of  Carleton  Place 

Comes  Duncan  Findlay's  shining  face. 

His  heart  is  true,  his  spirit  bold, 

But  don't  believe  all  that  you're  told. 

Over  the  roof  at  night  he  stalks 

The  lair  of  Brunt  the  w  ily  fox. 

Right  then  begins  a  fearful  strife. 

For  freedom  liberty  and  life, 

Which  ends  up  in  the  common  way 

With  work  for  two  on  Saturday. 

This  youth  has  eyes  of  greenish  blue 

And  ha.ir  of  a  peculiar  hue; 

His  feet  are  large,  his  head  is  small. 

Of  brains!  he  ain't   got   none    at   all. 

Griffin,  "Foss."— 

Orchestra  leader  and  cornet  player.  Only  living  rival  of  Romanelli. 
With  a  certain  amount  of  musical  ability  and  lots  of  nerve  this  gentle- 
man stands  a  fair  chance  of  making  Paderewski  look  like  the  size  of  a 
fly  on  an  elephant's  ear.  As  a  politician  "Foss"  is  second  to  none  and 
here  again  he  threatens  the  power  of  the  famous  Polish  musician  and 
leader.  His  chief  ambition  is  to  become  leader  of  Shea's  Orchestra  and 
have  his  fiancee  come  to  see  the  performance.  MacGregor,  Manitoba 
is  his  birthplace  and  he  was  proud  of  it  till  a  ticket  agent  at  the  Union 
Station  told  him  there  was  no  such  place. 

Home,  "Les."— 

The  ladies  have  for  this  young  man  a  great  and  magnetic  attraction. 
No  woman-hater  he,  far  from  it.  By  his  own  accounts  he  has  a  love 
in  every  port.  Oh  "Les!"  A  second  Barney  Oldfield,  he  has. already 
broken  the  world's  record  for  taking  out  telephone  poles  along  with  five 
or  six  square  feet  of  the  pavement  adjoining.     All  the  "cops"  know  "Les." 

Knechtel,  "Max."— 

Species — Pugnatius  Hanov-erius.  Though  much  similar  to  the  species 
"Ferocibus  Hanoveria,''  this  creature  differs  from  it  in  several  respects. 

Habitat — The  same  as  "Ferocihus  Hanoveria." 

Description — This  species  is  carnivorous,  living  only  on  the  flesh 
of  the  animals  it  preys  upon.  It  is  larger  than  " Ferocibus  Hanoveria," 
sometimes  attaining  a  height  of  six  feet.     Its  head  is  covered  with  a  thin 


40  ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW 

sprinkling  of  fawn-coloured  fur  which  extends  for  a  short  distance  down 
the  back  of  the  neck. 

Disposition — Fierce  and  war-like  at  all  times.  The  male  at  the  slight- 
est sign  of  danger  stands  erect  on  his  hind  legs  and  uttering  terrible 
crys,  pounds  his  chest  with  clenched  fore  paws.  This  creature  is  abso- 
luteK'  untameable  even  when  taken  young. 

MacKenzie,  "Bill."— 

Motorcycle  owner  and  speed  fiend.  He  claims  that  by  mi.xing  two 
parts  T.N.T.  with  three  of  gasoline  he  increases  the  velocity  of  his 
Harley- Davidson  from  seventy  to  a  hundred  and  ten  miles  per  hour. 
His  earlier  experiments  with  T.N.T.  were  carried  out  on  an  Indian 
motorbike  but  it  couldn't  stand  the  strain.  "Bill"  was  born  in  Toronto 
with  Nerves  in  the  ascendant. 

Milne,  "Porky"— 

Although  an  inmate  of  St.  Andrews,  this  fastidious  youth  constantly 
refuses  to  be  lured  into  Bowles,  maintaining  that  the  service  at  the  King 
Edward  is  of  a  higher  standard.  His  taste  in  dress  runs  to  wing  collars 
and  Natural  Tread  shoes.  He  spends  much  time  in  barber  shops  and 
regularly  astonishes  the  barber  by  asking  for  a  shave  when  his  face  is  as 
void  of  hair  as  the  drum-heads  in  the  college  band. 

Peene,  "Dave"— 

Dave  comes  from  Hamilton.  As  this  long  suffering  city  has  been 
made  the  butt  of  too  many  more  or  less  clever  jokes  we  will  refrain  from 
mixing  our  humour  with  that  of  the  common  herd.  Cricket  is  his  only 
dissipation.  As  a  side  line  he  entered  the  sports  and  won  the  Boarder's 
Championship.  His  favourite  indoor  sports  are  shower-bathing. and 
pillow  fighting.  He  attributes  his  fine  complexion  to  constant  and  per- 
sistent use  of  the  razor;  he's  only  eighteen  even  though  he  has  hair  on  his 
upper  lip!  "Say  fellows  can  I  borrow  some  soap?"  is  his  usual  early 
morning  request  to  his  long  suffering  room-mates. 

Proudfoot,  "Doug.  " — 

Musician  and  Scotchman.  Besides  having  the  distinction  of  being 
a  second  Beethoven  he  is  an  honoured  member  of  the  Pipe  Band  and 
can  produce  at  a  moment's  notice  from  his  ancestral  bag-pipes  the  most 
weird  sounds  ever  visited  on  the  human  race.  "Doug."  claims  Hunts- 
ville  as  his  birthplace  but  as  this  village  has  never  been  found  we  sadly 
fear  that  "Doug."  is  trying  to  conceal-a  dark  past. 

Pugsley,  Herb.  " — 

A  virtue  possessed  by  very  few  day-boys  is  imbedded  in  the  body  of 
Herbert  Pugsley.  He  is  a  hard  worker.  His  matric  was  a  sure  thing 
if  he  had  stayed  with  us,  but  no,  he  longed  for  a  taste  of  the  sea  and  is  now 


ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW  41 

far  away  on  a  schooner  such  as  delights  the  eyes  of  Newfoundlanders. 
May  the  ocean  be  kind  and  gentle,  for  seasickness  really  is  a  most  dis- 
turbing influence  and  interferes  with  a  good  trip. 
Robins,  "Slog.  "— 

One  of  the  day-boys  who  graces  us  with  his  presence.  In  spite  of  all 
the  laws  of  the  day-boys,  written  and  unwritten,  this  city-dweller  arrives 
at  school  every  day  and  on  time  too.  From  a  distance  he  appears  to  be 
just  an  ordinary  human  but  as  one  draws  closer,  that  impression 
vanishes  for  Slog  is  no  ordinary  person.  He  is  a  genius.  Yes,  he  is  a 
genius,  and  the  less  said  about  genii  the  better. 
Shaw,  "Bill."— 

From  the  Indian  village  of  Manitawaning  hid  deep  in  the  virgin 
forests  of  Manitoulin  Island  comes  William  Ulric  Shaw.  When  Bill 
hit  Toronto  last  fall  he  was  dazzled.  How  different  from  the  winding 
trails  was  Yonge  St!  How  different  the  King  Edward  from  the  crude 
comfort  of  an  Indian  tepee!  As  he  stepped  forth  from  the  Union  Station, 
and  halted  in  uncertainty  as  to  where  he  should  go,  Bill  was  heard  to 
utter  by  a  passerby  these  words,  which  shall  go  down  to  posterity. 
"Oh  fiddlesticks,  I'm  all  rattled!"  As  a  mathematician  Bill  is  without 
a  peer  in  the  Upper  Sixth,  and  on  several  occasions  has  astounded  the 
master  and  class  with  the  uniqueness  of  his  answers.  A  man  of  few 
words  he  rarely  opens  his  mouth  except  to  eat. 

Smith,  "Jerry." — 

This  charming  young  man  comes  from  the  justly  famous  town  of 
Pembroke — it's  on  the  map  if  you  know  where  to  find  it.  By  his  noble 
carriage  and  the  manly  stride  which  fears  no  master,  you  pick  him  out 
for  head  prefect  at  first  glance  and  you  are  right.  He  occupies  this 
position  through  no  fault  of  his  own  but  because  it  was  thrust  upon  him. 
An  excellent  reader,  Jerry  promises  to  be  one  of  the  best  roll-callers  the 
school  has  ever  produced.  Even  now,  he  has  acquired  such  speed  in 
calling  the  roll  that  many  a  poor  fellow  has  served  a  double  gating  and 
three  hours  work,  merely  because  he  wasn't  able  to  distinguish  his  own 
name  from  the  stream  which  poured  forth  from  the  head  prefect's  lips. 

Supple,  Jeff.  " — 

O,  you  red-headed  Irishman!  We  don't  know  about  your  nationality 
but  that's  a  starter.  Yes,  Jeff  hails  from  Pembroke  which  he  tries  to 
make  us  believe,  is  on  the  railway  somewhere  between  Ottawa  and  North 
Bay.  He  takes  great  joy  in  abusing  the  bag-pipes  which  we  can't  under- 
stand. He  is  the  only  one  in  the  Upper  \T  who  has  been  given  the  honour 
of  wearing  on  the  top  of  his  nut  a  red  patch.  His  greatest  joy  in  life  is 
getting  into  trouble  so  that  he  can  use  his  brains  to  get  out  of  it.  But 
alas!  his  brains  don't  always  respond. 


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PERSONNEL 

First  Cricket  Eleven 

Richardson,  "Jim" — 

Third  year  on  team.  Last  year's  eleven  was  unfortunate  in  not  hav- 
ing his  services,  as  he  has  proved  himself  to  be  one  of  our  best  all-round 
players.  A  steady  bat,  but  certainly  excels  in  bowling,  being  most 
effective  in  this  department. 

Lyon,  "Freddie"— 

An  old  colour.  Has  had  hard  luck  in  batting  so  far  this  season,  but 
has  made  up  for  this  by  his  steady  and  consistent  bowling.  However, 
we  are  expecting  him  to  make  some  high  scores,  as  he  is  one  of  our 
best  bats. 

King,  "Bruce"^ — 

An  old  colour.  Has  improved  wonderfully  in  fielding.  Is  a  splendid 
bowler,  but  his  batting  is  undoubtedly  his  strongest  point. 

Ellis  I;  "Hep"— 

Also  of  last  year's  team.  Is  a  hard  hitter  and  has  imprcK'ed  his 
batting  as  the  season  advanced.  His  keen  fielding  has  saved  many 
runs.     A  hard  worker. 

Skeaff,   "Red"— 

First  year  on  team.  A  valuable  man  to  the  team  on  account  of  his 
ability  to  get  runs  quickly.     Strong  in  the  field  and  also  a  fine  bowler. 

Earle  II,  "Happy  " — 

An  old  colour.  A  bit  slack  in  the  field,  but  is  steadily  improving 
in  his  batting.      Will  be  a  valuable  player  for  next  year's  eleven. 

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Findlay  III,    Bruce"— 

An  old  colour.  P^ields  his  position  in  the  slips  faultlessly.  Batting 
not  yet  up  to  his  last  year's  standard,  but  by  the  end  of  the  season  should 
be  well  up  in  the  batting  averages. 

Cameron  II,  "Joe" — 

Came  up  from  last  year's  seconds.  His  wicket-keeping  has  given  the 
team  great  confidence.  His  decided  improvement  in  batting  during  the 
season  proves  the  ability  of  our  coach. 


PEENE    Captain  of  First  Cricket  Elevkn 


Home  II,  "Ken" — 

Also  of  last  year's  seconds.  Can  always  be  depended  on  to  do  more 
than  his  share  of  the  batting.     Reliable  in  any  position  in  the  field. 

Palmer,  "Jimmie"^ 

A  new  boy.  Turned  out  to  be  the  "find"  of  the  season.  His  par- 
ticular style  of  batting  is  of  a  high  order.  Top-scorer  in  one  of  the 
practise  games. 


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McCannell,  "Jack" — 

An  old  colour.  Shows  up  well  in  the  practises,  but  spoils  his  effective- 
ness in  matches  by  his  nervousness. 

Peene,  "Dave" — 

Captain.  Second  year  on  the  team.  The  best  fielder  w^e  had  last 
year,  winning  his  position  by  a  wide  margin.  Shows  good  judgment 
in  running  the  team,  and  always  makes  a  double  figure  score.  Fills  his 
position  as  captain  excellently 


RICHARDSON  AND  LYON— Our  Chikf  Wicket  Getters 


S.A.C.  vs  YORKSHIRE  C.C. 

On  Saturday,  April  30,  the  first  eleven  met  the  Yorkshire  Cricket 
Club.  The  match  was  not  a  great  success,  as  our  team  had  had  very 
little  practice  and  had  not  struck  its  stride,  while  the  Yorkshire's, 
who  won  last  year's  championship  were  in  the  best  of  form  and  took  a 
wicket  almost  every  over. 

Richardson  and  Lyon  bowled  well,  while  Skeaff  made  a  w^onderful 
catch  in  the  field. 

Yorkshire  C.C. 

Kirkslake b.  Richardson 4 

Joy b.  Lyon 2 

Priestley c.  Peene  b.  Richardson 28 


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Campbell 1.  b.  w.  bowled  Lyon 0 

Dyson b.  Lyon 2 

Rutheren c.  Skeaff  b.  Richardson 10 

Pickard c.  Earle  b.  Lyon 11 

Greenwood c.  King  b.  Richardson 1 

Jones b.  Lyon 1 

J.  W.  Priestley 1.  b.  w.  bowled  Richardson 5 

Murray not  out 6 

Byes 4 

Total     74 
Bowling  Analysis 

Lyon 5  for  44 

Richardson 5  for  30 


S.A.C. 

Lyon c.  Greenwood  b.  Murray 1 

King b.  Dyson 0 

Richardson b.  Jones. 1 

Peene, b.  Dyson 0 

Home  II b.  Jones.  ^ 1 

Skeaff c.  Priestley  b.  Dyson 0 

McCannel b.  Priestley 2 

Earle  II b.  Dyson 0 

Ellis  I b.  Pickard 3 

Cameron  II not  out 0 

Reid c.  Greenwood  b.  Pickard 0 

Total  8 


S.A.C.  vs.  OLD  BOYS 

On  Saturday,  April  7,  the  annual  old  boys'  game  was  played  and  the 
present  boys  ably  demonstrated  that  they  are  getting  better  every  year. 
Although  the  old  boys'  team  was  headed  by  Hewitt,  and  had  such  shining 
lights,  as  Auld,  Cassels,  "Joe"  Taylor,  and  "Choppie"  Grant,  they  went 
down  to  ignominious  defeat  before  Peene's  aggregation. 

Cassels  was  high  man  for  the  Old  Boys,  while  Coatsworth,  Grant,  and 
Taylor  did  some  very  good  bowling.  For  the  college  Richardson  bowled 
well,  getting  three  wickets  in  one  over,  while  Skeaff  and  Home  were  the 
high  men  with  the  bat. 


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The  score: 

Old  Boys 

Auld b.  Richardson 

Gallagher b.  Lyon 

Taylor 1.  b.  w.  bowled  Richardson. 

MacKenzie b.  Richardson 

Cassels c.  Earle  b.  King 

Coatsworth b.  Richardson 

Grant b.  Richardson 

Hewitt b.  Lyon 


5 

8 

9 

3 

....: 13 

0 

0 

4 

MacDonald b.  Lyon 1 

Duncanson c.  Peene  b.  King 7 

Darroch not  out 0 

Byes 3 

Total     53 


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BOWLLXG 

Lyon 3  for  27 

Richardson 5  for  1 2 

Findlay 0  for    8 

King 2  for    2 


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S.A.C. 

Lyon b.  Taylor •.  •  •  • 2 

Richardson b.  Grant 9 

Peene b.  Coatsworth 10 

Skeaff not  out 25 

King s.  Macdonald  b.  Grant 0 

Findlay  III b.  Coatsworth 5 

Home  II c.  Gallagher  b.  Grant 23 

Earle  II did  not  bat 

Ellis  I did  not  bat 

McCannel did  not  bat 

Cameron  II did  not  bat 

Byes 4 


Total     78 


BOWLI NG 

Taylor 1  for  21 

Grant 3  for  29 

Coatsworth 2  for  20 

Gallagher 0  for    4 


S.A.C.  vs.  TORONTO     • 
On  May  14,  the  first  eleven  had  a  game  with  Toronto,  and  decisively 
defeated  them  by  a  score  of  123  to  20.     The  Toronto  team  was  not  at 
full  strength,  so  they  should  not  be  judged  by  the  score. 

Our  fellows  demonstrated  that  through  Mr.  Muschamp's  careful 
coaching,  they  had  become  almost  a  perfect  fielding  team  while  at  bat 
most  of  the  boys  got  into  double  figures.  Peene  and  Home  being  high 
men  with  22  and  23  respectively.  It  was  also  in  this  game  that  Richard- 
son gave  his  first  demonstration  of  real  bowling  which  he  has  kept  up 
throughout  the  season. 

Toronto 

Raines b.  Richardson 8 

Maynard c.  King  b.  Richardson 2 

Leighton b.  Lyon 0 

Neill b.  Richardson 1 

Mitchell c.  Lyon  b.  Richardson 5 

Robb c.  Lyon  b.  Richardson 0 

Dimmock b.  Lyon 2 

Mews b.  Richardson 0 


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Johnson c.  King  b.  Richardson 0 

Gregory c.  Lyon  b.  Richardson 2 

Dodge not  out 0 

Total     20 
Bowling 

Lyon 2  for  6 

Richardson 8  for  14 

S.A.C. 

Richardson b.  Leighton 5 

Peene c.  Maynard  b.  Robb 22 

SkeafT b.  Robb 2 

Lyon b.  Leighton! 7 

King b.  Robb 11 

Findlay  III s.  Maynard  b.  Leighton 12 

Holme  II b.  Robb , 23 

Cameron  II c.  Dodge  b.  Leighton 19 

McCannel b.  Leighton 0 

Palmer b.  Leighton 7 

Earle  II   not  out 7 

Byes 8 


Total     123 


BOWLIXG 

Leighton 6   for  67 

Robb 4   for  48 


S.A.C.  vs.  U.S.C.C. 
May  21  found  our  team  again  in  the  field,  this  time  against  United 
Services,  and  Richardson  our  bright  and  gleaming  star  once  more  did 
some  very  effective  bowling.  The  team  again  showed  its  fielding  powers, 
and  at  bat,  Palmer  and  Peene  were  the  high  scorers  the  former  making 
31  while  Peene  added  a  useful  21.     The  final  score  was  115  to  64. 

L'XTTED  Service's  C.  C. 

Atkens c.  Skeaff  b.  Richardson 3 

Mellot c.  King  b.  Richardson 24 

Taylor b.  Richardson 6 

MacLennan c.  Palmer  b.  King 11 

Preston b.  Richardson 4 

Buckle b.  Richardson 10 

Turner b.  King 0 


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Fairclough c.  McCannel  b.  Richardson 

Watson c.  King  b.  Richardson 

Robertson c.  King  b.  Richardson 

Evans not  out 

Byes 

Bowling 

Lyon 0  for  28 

Richardson 8  for  31 

King 2  for  4 


3 

0 

2 

1 

0 

Total     64 


S.A.C.   vs.   UNITED  SERVICES 

S.A.C. 

Richardson b.  MacLennan 15 

Peene c.  Taylor  b.  MacLennan 21 

Lyon c.  Taylor  b.  MacLennan 2 

Skeaff b.  Mellot 9 

Cameron  II c.  Preston  b.  MacLennan 0 

King b.  MacLennan 10 

Palmer c.  Watson  b.  Atkins 31 

Reid 1.  b.  Mellot 11 

Ellis  I s.  Preston  b.  Buckle 11 

Earle  II b.  Buckle 1 

McCannel not  out 0 

Byes 4 

Total     115 


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Bowling 

Buckle 2  for  33 

MacLennan 5  for  30 

Atkins 1  for  7 

Mellot 2  for  40 


ST.  ANDREW'S  vs.  U.C.C. 

On  Saturday,  May  28,  the  first  eleven  played  their  first  Little  Big 
Four  Game,  and,  although  defeated,  the  team  deserves  the  highest 
credit.  The  first  innings  of  the  game  was  played  in  a  blinding  light  and 
on  a  slippery  field,  while  in  the  second  the  crease  was  in  fairly  good  shape. 

U.  C.  C.  were  first  to  bat  and  made  eighty  runs  and,  undoubtedly, 
would  have  made  more  had  it  not  been  for  Lyon's  fine  bowling;  he,  in 
spite  of  a  very  bad  wicket,  surpassed  anything  he  did  last  year.  The 
St.  Andrew's  fielding  was  also  good. 

St.  Andrews  went  to  bat  and  made  the  small  total  of  twenty-six, 
Peene  being  high  man  with  seven.  White  was  U.  C.  C.'s  star  bowler, 
taking  nine  wickets  for  nine  runs. 

In  the  second  innings  everything  looked  bright  again  as  S.A.C.  had 
nine  down  iof  twenty-six,  when  Hargraft,  for  U.C.C,  the  last  man  in, 
piled  up  twenty-runs  and  U.C.C. 's  score  was  eighty  for  the  first  innings 
and  forty-eight  for  the  second, — a  grand  total  of  one  hundred  and 
twenty-eight. 

The  old  St.  Andrew's  spirit  was  aroused,  and  the  team  determined 
that  if  they  could  not  win  they  would  give  U.C.C.  a  close  run,  and  with 
the  score  twenty-six  to  one  hundred  and  twenty-eight,  started  to  bat. 


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White,  the  boy  who  had  made  the  great  bowling  record  in  the  former 
innings,  weakened  considerably  and  all  the  work  devolved  on  Greey,  the 
other  bowler,  St.  Andrew's  had  eighty-three  runs  for  seven  wickets — 
nineteen  runs  to  make,  but  when  Greey  bowled  two  men  in  quick  suc- 
cession the  game  was  lost,- — but  what  a  creditable  loss!  It  was  a  grand 
fight,  from  a  poor  start  to  within  fourteen  runs  of  winning — Peene  and 
his  team  deserve  to  be  congratulated. 

It  is  hard  to  pick  out  stars,  everyone  played  well,  but  undoubtedly 
the  best  were  Hargraft,  for  U.C.C.,  and  Lyon  and  Palmer  for  S.A.C. 

This  was  the  first  school  game  to  be  played  on  the  new  U.C.C. 
grounds  and  we  congratulate  Upper  Canada  on  winning  it,  and  hope  the 
teams  which  represents  them  on  this  field  will  always  be  as  sportsmanlike 
and  as  good  players  as  this  one. 

First    Innings 
U.C.C. 

Grier c.  and  b.  Lyon 3 

Seagram  II 1.  b.  w.  bowled  Lyon 13 

Smith c.  Ellis  b.  King 19 

Greey c.  Richardson  b.  Lyon 19 

White b.  King 1 

Thompson hit  wicket  b.  Lyon 3 

Wright b.  Lyon • .  .  .  .    1 

Hargraft played  on  b.  Lyon 10 

Seagram  I b.  Lyon 2 

Hinton b.  King 2 

Cooper not  out 0 

Byes 5 

No  balls : 2 

Total  80 

S.A.C. 

Richardson b.  White 1 

Peene c.  Grier  b.  White 7 

Skeaff b.  White ., 3 

Palmer b.  White 1 

Lyon c.  Seagram  II  b.  White , 5 

King b.  White 1 

Home b.  White 0 

Cameron  II b.  White 0 

Ellis  I b.  White.., 0 

Findley  III b.  Greey 6 


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Earle  II not  out 2 

Byes 0 

Wides 0 

Total  2G 


Second  Ixxixgs 
U.C.C. 

Grier. b.  Lyon.. , 0 

Seagram  II c.  Ellis  b.  Lyon 10 

Cooper b.  Richardson 10 

Smith c.  Earle  b.  Richardson 1 

Greey c.  Peene  b.  Lyon 1 

White c.  and  b.  Lyon 0 

Wright c.  Palmer  b.  Richardson 0 

Thompson 1.  b.  \v.  bowled  Lyon. 2 

Seagram  I b.  Lyon 0 

Hargraft c.  Lyon  b.  Richardson 20 

Hinton not  out 3 

Byes.  . 0 

Wides 1 

Total  48 


S.A.C. 

Richardson c.  Hinton  b.  White 2 

Peene b.  White 10 

Skea'ff b.  White 1 

Palmer b.  Greey 22 

Lyon run  out 13 

King b.  Greey 14 

Home b.  Greey 17 

Cameron  II. b.  Greey 9 

Findley  1 1 1 b.  Greey 0 

Ellis  I not  out 0 

Earle b.  Greey 0 

Byes ' 1 

Wides .   0 

Total  89 


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Bowling  Analysis 

S.A.C.  First  Innings 

Lyon ; 7  for   23 

Richardson 0  for   37 

King. .'.  .3  for   13 

U.C.C. 

Greey 1  for    17 

White 9  for     9 

S.A.C. — Second    Innings 

Richardson 4  for   33 

Lyon 6  for    14 

U.C.C. 

Greey 6  for   29 

White 3  for   53 

Cooper 0  for     6 


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THE    SECOND    ELEVEN 


S.A.C.  II.-U.C.C.  II. 

On  Wednesday,  May  11,  St.  Andrew's  College  Serond  Eleven  met 
that  of  Upper  Canada  and  the  result  was  a  victory  for  the  former  by  a 
score  of  105-87.  A  high  wind  and  bright  sun  made  the  fielding  far  from 
satisfactory  on  both  sides,  but  Reid,  at  point  for  St.  Andrew's  made 
some  fine  catches. 


SECOND    CRICKET    ELEVEN     1921 

At  bat  both  teams  did  well.     For  Upper  Canada,  Grier  was  best, 
while  Palmer  for  St.  Andrews's  made  high  score,  forty-nine. 
The  score: 

U.C.C.II. 

Cooper b.  Palmer 0 

Grier not  out 33 

Burns c.  Lumbers  b.  Patterson  II 3 

Logic 1.  b.  w^  bowled  Blauvelt 22 

Seagram b.  Blauvelt 2 


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MacLaren c.  Findley  II  b.  Palmer 5 

Rogers c.  b.  Easton 3 

Matthews c.  Reid  b.  Palmer 7 

Deeks b.  Palmer 2 

Hutchison c.  Reid  b.  Easton 0 

Mason c.  Reid  b.  Easton 5 

Byes 5 

Total     87 
Bowling 

Palmer 4   for  40 

Patterson 1    for  7 

Lewis 0   for  12 

Blauvelt 2   for  15 

Easton 3   for  8 

S.A.C.  II. 

Reid b.  Rogers 9 

Lumbers c.  Seagraham  b.  Rogers 0 

Patterson  III .  c.  Cooper  b.  Rogers 12 

Palmer b.  Matthews 49 

Rivera c.  Deeks  b.  Grier 2 

Supple c.  Matthews  b.  Mason 8 

Smith  I c.  Hutchison  b.  Rogers 2 

Easton b.  Cooper 4 

Blauvelt b.  Grier 4 

Lewis not  out 6 

Findley  II b.  Rogers 3 

Byes 6 

Total     105 


MASTERS   vs.  S.A.C.   II 

A  very  snappy  game  of  cricket  came  off  on  Wednesday,  May  6, 
The  Masters,  having  defeated  the  thirds,  sought,  as  Mr.  Laidlaw  said, 
"new  worlds  to  conquer"- — They  did  not  conquer,  and  as  the  saying  goes, 
"the  way  of  the  oppressor  is  hard"- — so  it  was  this  time. 

The  Masters,  after  much  debating,  had  dropped  Mr.  Robinson,  and 
taken  on  Dr.  Macdonald,  a  choice  which  showed  its  wisdom  later. 
Their  former  stars  Messrs.  Ramsay,  Tudball,  Church  and  Laidlaw 
proved  to  be  falling  stars  and  Mr.  Fleming  was  high-man  on  this 
occasion,  proving  that  day-boys  show  up  sometimes.  For  the  Seconds, 
Reid,  Home  and  Palmer  were  best. 


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The  final  score  was: — Well,  perhaps  we  had  better  not  say  any  more 
about  it. 


SECOND  TEAM  vs.  LAKE  LODGE  SCHOOL 
On  Wednesday,  May  25th,  the  Lake  Lodge  School  First  Eleven 
visited  St.  Andrew's  College  to  play  the  Second  Team.  The  game  began 
at  one  thirty  o'clock.  The  day  was  not  one  for  cricket,  the  ground  being 
heavy  with  rain;  the  wicket  favoured  the  bowler.  St.  Andrew's  went  in 
first,  getting  out  for  forty-eight  runs.  Palmer  batted  out  in  his  usual 
style  and  knocked  up  twenty-five  runs  for  S.A.C.  Lawrence  bowled  well 
for  Lake  Lodge  getting  six  wickets  for  twenty-one  runs.  Lake  Lodge 
were  put  out  for  fifty-eight  runs,  of  which  Morris  got  eighteen.  Findley 
III  bowled  in  fine  style  for  S.A.C.  gettingseven  wickets  for  fourteen  runs. 
In  the  Second  Innings  St.  Andrew's  got  forty-four  runs  for  four 
wickets  down  and  declared,  while  L.L.S.  got  forty-four  runs  for  three 
wickets. 

The  final  score  was:  In  the  first  innings,  S.A.C.  48;  L.L.S.  58;  in 
the  second  innings,  S.A.C.  44  for  four  wickets  down;  L.L.S.,  44  for  three 
wickets. 


SECOND  ELEVEN  vs.  RIDLEY  II'S 
On  Saturday,  May  28th,  the  Ridley  College  second  team  came  to 
St.  Andrew's  College  to  play  the  second  eleven.  St.  Andrew's  went  in 
first.  Ridley  bowled  well  and  S.A.C.  went  out  for  twenty-six  runs. 
McKenzie  secured  five  wickets  for  eight  runs.  Ridley  did  much  better, 
getting  seventy-seven  runs.  Osier  major  was  not  put  out  and  made 
thirty-eight. 

In  the  second  innings  St.  Andrew's  got  sixty-one  runs.  Findley  II 
scoring  sixteen  and  Blauvelt  thirteen,  not  out.  Ridley  went  in  again 
but  no  wickets  fell  and  when  stumps  were  drawn,  they  had  scored  thirteen 
runs. 

The  final  score  was:  In  the  first  innings,  S.A.C.  26;  B.R.C.  77. 
I  n  the  second  innings,  S.A.C.  61;  B.R.C.  13,  for  no  wickets. 

Ridley  II's 

Osier  mi c.  Reid  b.  McConnell 9 

Palmer  mi b.  Reid 6 

Hyslop b.  McCanell 5 

Coleman c.  Lumbers  b.  Reid 0 

Synder c.  Patterson  III  b.  Reid 2 

Osier  ma not  out 38 

Shearson c.  Reid  b.  Reid 0 

Warren c.  Findley  lib.  Easton 1 


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Stewart b. 

McKenzie b. 

Weatherstone b. 


Easton 7 

Easton 3 

Rivera 6 


Total     77 
St.  Andrew's  II 

Reid b.  McKenzie 4 

Rivera run  out 1 

McCanell b.  Weatherstone 9 

Lumbers b.  McKenzie 0 

Patterson  III b.  Weatherstone 0 

Supple b.  Weatherstone 0 

Findley  II c.  Palmer  b.  McKenzie 5 

Smith  I c.  Snyder  b.  McKenzie 1 

Easton not  out . ._ 3 

Blauvelt b.  McKenzie 2 

Leask run  out 1 

Total     26 


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THE    THIRD    CRICKET   TEAM 

Up  to  the  time  of  going  to  press  the  Thirds  have  only  played  one  game. 
On  Saturday,  May  15th,  a  game  was  played  at  Grimsby  against  Lake 
Lodge  School  and,  though  badly  outclassed  on  this  occasion,  the  team 
has  not  lost  heart  and  is  endeavouring  to  arrange  other  matches.  Two 
friendly  contests  have  been  played  with  the  Masters,  the  latter  win- 
ning the  first  game,  but  a  sudden  rain  storm  was  the  only  thing  that  pre- 


LOWER    SCHOOL    CRICKET    TEAM 

vented  the  Thirds  from  easily  winning  in  the  second  encounter.  The 
players  on  the  Third  team  lack  experience,  the  majority  playing  cricket 
for  the  first  time  this  season,  but  some  good  material  is  being  developed 
and  we  expect  to  hear  from  some  of  the  boys  next  year.  Our  best  score 
at  Lake  Lodge  was  made  by  Mason  who  scored  twelve  not  out,  while 
Birkett,  Drynan,  Ferguson  and  Haizell  did  some  very  fair  bowling  in 
this  game. 


I 


Our   Old   Boys 


OLD  BOYS'  NEWS 

Roy  Lowndes,  who  was  at  St.  Andrew's  from  1906  to  1912,  is  this 
year's  star  on  the  fencing  team  of  Columbia  University.  Out  of  fifteen 
bouts  in  which  he  participated,  Roy  won  eleven,  and  was  responsible 
for  Columbia  winning  the  Intercollegiate  Championship. 

Gordon  Hewitt  has  also  won  fencing  honors,  and  now  has  his  "T" 
from  Toronto  University. 

The  Montreal  Branch  of  the  Old  Boys'  Association  now  report  fifty 
old  Andreans  on  their  mailing  list. 

"Wes"  Winans  has  returned  to  Toronto  and  intends  to  enter  business 
here.  During  the  past  term  he  has  become  quite  a  familiar  figure  at  the 
College. 


OLD  BOYS'  DINNER 

The  Sixteenth  Annual  Dinner  of  the  St.  Andrew's  College  Old  Boys' 
Association  was  held  at  the  old  Rosedale  building  on  April  1st,  1921, 
being  the  first  gathering  of  the  Old  Boys  in  the  old  school  since  the  War. 
107  were  present  and  it  was  one  of  the  most  enjoyable  evenings  in  the 
history  of  Old  Boys'  gatherings.  Jules  Brazil  entertained  with  songs 
during  the  dinner  and  recited  some  very  amusing  rhymes  on  some  of  the 
members  present  and  several  excellent  rounds  of  Boxing  were  given  by 
some  of  the  boys  at  present  in  attendance  at  the  school.  A  telegram 
from  Bobbie  Gill  was  read  regretting  that  he  could  not  be  present. 

The  usual  toast  to  the  school  was  made  by  Gordon  McGillivray 
President  of  the  Old  Boys'  Association  in  Montreal,  who  during  the 
course  of  his  speech  gave  the  Toronto  Association  an  interesting  review 
of  the  gatherings  and  the  work  of  the  Association  in  his  town.  The 
Toast  was  followed  by  a  rousing  "Hoot."  Dr.  Macdonald  replied  to 
the  Toast  and  briefly  reviewed  the  history  of  the  Association  from  its 
inception  to  the  present  day,  laying  particular  stress  on  the  fact  that  the 
Old  Boys'  had  not  only  captured  many  University  championships  at 
both  McGill  and  Toronto  in  the  sport  life  of  those  colleges,  but  had  also 
carried  off  the  highest  academic  honours.  In  addition  to  this  in  all  walks 
of  life  St.  Andrew's  Old  Boys'  were  to  be  found  at  the  top  of  the  ladder. 

Mr.  A.  M.  Campbell  representing  the  Board  of  Governors  supple- 

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mented  Ur.  Macdonald's  reply  to  the  Toast.  Dr.  Almon  Fletcher,  being 
the  second  Old  Boy  to  occupy  the  important  position  of  House  Physician, 
favoured  us  with  a  short  outline  of  his  work  and  expressed  his  apprecia- 
tion of  the  honour  which  had  been  bestowed  on  him.  Alan  Ramsay, 
lately  appointed  resident  Master,  was  also  heard  from,  this  being  his 
first  year  in  this  capacity. 

On  behalf  of  the  Old  Boys'  Association,  Mr.  Howe  made  a  presenta- 
tion to  Miss  Brookes,  for  her  untiring  efforts  in  assisting  in  every  way 
possible  with  the  work  of  the  Association. 


THE    OLD    BOYS     RACE 

Mr.  Robinson  proposed  the  Toast  to  the  Old  Boys'  Association,  which 
was  supplemented  by  remarks  from  Col.  Taylor,  Mr.  Findlay  and  Mr. 
Fleming.     Mr.  Howe  responded  to  the  Toast. 

Douglas  Fraser,  the  first  boy  enrolled  in  the  school  was  present  and 
the  members  of  the  Association  were  interested  in  hearing  that  Fraser 
had  two  boys  enrolled  in  the  school. 

A  vote  of  thanks  was  tendered  by  Lyman  Howe  on  behalf  of  the  Asso- 
ciation to  Mrs.  Macdonald,  Mrs.  Montgomery  and  Miss  McCollum,  also 
to  the  boys  who  had  boxed.  Dr.  Macdonald  and  the  ladies  then  retired 
and  the  business  of  the  Association  was  commenced,  with  Lyman  Howe 
in  the  chair.     The  following  officers  were  elected  for  the  year: 

President — Lyman  Howe. 

1st  Vice  Pres. — Joe  Taylor. 

2nd  \'ice  Pres. — Alan  Ramsey. 


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Sec.-Treas. — Ed.  Whitaker. 
Review  Reporter — E.  A.  Burns. 

The  evening  was  concluded  by  the  singing  of  God  Save  the  King, 
Starr  Edmonds  officiating  at  the  piano. 


AN  OLD  BOY'S  IMPRESSIONS  OF  THE  DINNER 

Friday  night. 
Dear  Jack: 

Went  to  the  Old  Boys'  dinner  the  other  night.  Great  institution, 
don't  you  think,  this  annual  bringing  together  of  "Andreans"  for  a 
word  of  cheer,  a  smoke,  and  a  look  around;  not  forgetting,  of  course,  a 
jolly  good  dinner — man  is  such  a  debased  animal,  and  is  at  his  best  only 
when  wrapped  round  a  comfortable  meal. 

Speaking  of  looking  around— ^for  which  there  was  some  time  before 
going  into  the  dining-room, — the  place  fairly  bristles  with  old  memories 
and  associations,  right  from  the  very  gates,  which,  you  will  recall  being 
presented  by  Mr.  A.  M.  Campbell.  There  is  the  tree  that  Goldwin  Smith 
planted  (and  Paul  Findlay  and  his  gang  of  wild  men  one  night  replanted) 
There  is  St.  Andrew  over  the  front  door — still  with  his  hand  out.  (I 
wonder  if  the  copper  you  put  in  it  is  there  yet.)  Inside,  everything  looks 
much  as  it  did  in  our  time.  Dr.  Mac's  office  is  in  the  same  place — it  is 
a  good  thing,  of  course,  not  to  have  too  perfect  a  memory,  and  on  the  wall 
hangs  the  little  silver  spade  with  which  Mrs.  Macdonald  turned  the  first 
sod  for  the  building  on  that  sunny  April  morning  in  1904  when  we  all 
trooped  over  from  Chestnut  Park.  The  walls  of  the  corridors  are  now 
simply  covered  with  photographs  of  the  teams  and  mighty  interesting 
they  are.  Altogether  it  is  most  delightful  to  wander  through  this 
"Salle  de  pas  perdus"  as  someone  so  aptly  called  it. 

But  best  of  all  was  it  to  meet  old  friends.  Truly,  old  friends  are 
best!  The  time  was  all  too  short  to  meet  and  talk  to  everyone;  at 
most,  one  could  but  shake  hands.  Funny,  isn't  it,  how  the  names  we 
get  at  school  stick  for  life. 

During  the  dinner  Jules  Brazil,  the  entertainer,  provided  music  and 
monologue  and  between  courses,  the  whole  party  joined  in  the  songs, 
old  and  new,  from  the  song  sheets  which  he  distributed. 

I  wish  you  could  have  seen  the  three  sets  of  game  little  scrappers  that 
came  on  with  the  coflfee.  I  have  forgotten  their  names,  but  Dr.  Mac.  said 
they  had  been  picked  at  random  from  the  boys  in  school  and  were  there 
to  show  us  how  the  youngsters  were  being  trained  in  the  "manly  art.' 
They  put  on  a  neat  and  clever  exhibition. 

Then  there  were  the  toasts,  and  I  wish  I  had  time  to  tell  you  about 


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them  because  I  know  you  would  be  interested  in  them  all.  Dr.  Mac- 
donald  in  responding  to  the  toast  to  the  school  made  a  brief  resume  of  the 
past  twenty  years  and  spoke  with  optimism  of  the  future  before  the 
school.  He  told  also,  of  his  recent  attendance  at  the  meetings  of  the 
Old  Boys  at  Winnipeg  and  Montreal. 

There  were  short  speeches  by  those  good  old  "stand  bys,"  Mr.  Rob- 
inson, Mr.  Findlay,  Mr.  Fleming  and  Mr.  Taylor,  all  of  whom  were 
applauded  heartily. 

Did  you  know  that  there  were  five  old  boys  on  the  board  of  Governors 
now?  Albert  Gooderham,  Bill  McPherson,  Lyman  Howe,  Ken 
MacLaren  and  Bob  Gill.  Also  Almon  Fletcher  is  the  school  physician 
and  Al  Ramsey  is  on  the  teaching  staff. 

But  when  I  tell  you  that  there  are  three  boys  of  the  second  generation, 
that  is,  old  boys'  boys  attending  the  school,  well,  Tempus  certainly  does 
fugit  doesn't  it! 

Yours,  as  ever, 

Bill. 


THE  MATCH  AT  YORK  MILLS 

On  Saturday,  May  7th,  the  annual  cricket  match  between  the  Old 
Boys  and  Present  Boys  was  played  at  York  Mills.  An  account  of  the 
game  may  be  found  elsewhere  in  the  Review  but  this  event  is  also  worthy 
of  note  in  this  section,  for  it  was  not  merely  a  cricket  match  but  an 
old  boys'  reunion. 

Quite  a  large  number  of  old  Andreans  took  advantage  of  the  fine  day 
and  brought  their  families  along  to  enjoy  the  outing.  Many  had  not 
previously  seen  the  new  college  grounds  and  expressed  themselves 
agreeably  surprised  at  the  fine  site  for  the  school,  the  splendid  athletic 
field  and  the  delightful  surroundings.  The  youngsters  particularly 
seemed  to  enjoy  themselves  and  several  objected  rather  strenuously 
when  time  to  go  home  arrived.  Andy  Duncanson's  son  helped  his  dad 
field  in  the  slips  and  you  should  have  seen  Dick  Burton  playing  tag 
with  Miss  Nancy  Burton  and  a  score  of  other  juveniles!  Ken  McLaren 
Jr.  shocked  his  mother  and  dad  by  addressing  the  Headmaster  as 
"old  sport,"  while  the  ever-adventurous  Elise  Howe  led  a  party  of 
tots  to  the  top  of  the  hill  on  an  expedition  of  discovery.  Yes,  it  was  a  big 
day!  And  we  nearly  forgot  to  mention  the  refreshments — pink  ice- 
cream, any  amount  of  it,  and  cake  and  lemonade  and  lots  of  other  things. 
Everybody  said  these  old  boys'  games  should  be  played  oftener;  well, 
there'll  be  another  one  next  year  and  if  any  of  you  old  boys  have  never 


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attended  one  of  these  functions  (that's  a  good  name  for  a  cricket  match) 
you've  missed  a  great  treat,  so  make  a  mental  note  of  next  year's  game 
right  now. 


OLD  BOYS'  DINNER  AT  MONTREAL 

We  are  pleased  to  be  able  to  publish  below  the  minutes  of  the  Annual 
Meeting  of  the  St.  Andrew's  College  Old  Boys'  Association  of  Montreal. 

The  Old  Boys'  Association  of  St.  Andrew's  College  held  a  very 
successful  dinner  at  the  University  Club  on  March  11th,  when  Dr. 
MacDonald  was  present  as  the  guest  of  honor. 


The  Old   Boys  in  the  field,   but  the  Small  Boys  are  most  interested  in  the  refreshment  table. 


25  members  were  present  and  following  the  dinner  the  toasts  were: 

The  King — proposed  by  the  Chairman,  Mr.  R.  I.  Green. 

The  School — proposed  by  G.  L.  MacGillivray,  seconded  by  R.  L. 
Warden  and  replied  to  by  Dr.  MacDonald,  who  in  an  interesting  talk 
told  of  the  development  of  the  School  and  the  plans  for  the  future  and 
also  mentioned  the  splendid  showing  made  by  a  number  of  the  Old 
Boys  in  college,  business  and  in  athletics. 

Following  the  Toasts,  the  election  of  Offtcers  for  the  year  ensued,  and 
the  following  were  nominated  and  elected : 

Hon.  Pres. — Rev.  Dr.  MacDonald. 

President. — G.  L.  MacGillivray. 

Vice  Pres. — Dr.  L.  C.  Montgomery. 


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Secretary — Bruce  McMurtry. 

Treasurer — John  Easson. 

A  discussion  was  held  regarding  making  an  effort  to  hold  more  than 
one  dinner  each  year  and  the  new  executive  was  asked  to  consider  this 
and  to  take  what  action  was  decided  on. 

The  fee  of  S2.00  per  annum  includes  the  subscription  to  the  St. 
Andrew's  Review,  the  balance  to  cover  postage,  etc.,  in  sending  out 
notices. 

A  vote  of  thanks  was  passed  to  the  outgoing  executive  and  especially 
to  Gordon  Spohn  for  the  work  he  had  done  in  connection  with  the  dinner. 


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BIRTHS 

To.  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Gibbs  Blackstock,  on  March  29th,  1921,  a  son. 
To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Frank  G.  Bowdex,  on  May  4th,  1921,  a  son, 
Frank  Edward  Forfar. 

To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  F.  W.  Bryan,  on  April  22nd,  1921,  a  daughter. 
To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  R.  S.  Errol  Munn,  on  April  5th,  1921,  a  son. 
To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  T.  Irving  Findley,  on  May  7th,  1921,  a  daughter. 
To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  H.  G.  Kent,  on  May  7th,  1921,  a  son. 


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To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  W.  Harry  Leishman,  on  March  25th,  1921,  a  son. 
To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  W.  Reg.  Shaw,  on  April  28th,  1921,  a  son. 
To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Adam  D.  Sproat,  on  March  31st,  1921,  a  son. 
To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  W.  H.  Leatch,  on  May  20th,  1921,  a  son. 
To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  C.  Starr  Edmonds,  on  May  25th,  1921,  a  daughter. 
To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Albert  E.  Alisox,  oh  June  6th,  1921,  a  son. 
To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Griffith  B.  Clarke,  on   June    10th,    1921,   a 
daughter. 


MARRIAGES 

BoNNAR,  Hector  D.,  to  Miss  Annie  Marguerite  Ardagh,  of  Toronto, 
March  5th,  1921. 

Carver,  Frank,  to  Miss  Edna  Wilson  of  Seattle,  Wash.,  March 
17th,  1921. 

Macdonald,  Capt.,  Frederick  Wyld,  M.C,  to  Miss  Marjorie 
Young  Telfer,  April  16th,  1921. 

Stewart,  Capt.  Alan  E.,  M.C,  to  Miss  Helen  Grace  Cassels  of 
Toronto,  April  6th,  1921. 

Wallace,  Richard  Edgar,  to  Miss  Grace  Foote  of  Great  Neck, 
Long  Island,  April  2nd,  1921. 

Fleming.  Donald  W.,  to  Miss  Isobel  Blanchard  of  Winnipeg,  June 
4th,  1921. 

Young,  Dr.  H.  Maitland,  to  Miss  Madeline  Patricia  Thomson  of 
Westmount,  June  1st,  1921. 


OBITUARY 

Galbraith,  Daniel  Murray  Bayne,  was  born  on  April  27th,  1895. 
He  came  up  to  St.  Andrew's  College  from  Carleton  Place  High  School  in 
September  1914  and  went  into  F'orm  Lower  VL,  from  which  he  matricu- 
lated into  McGill  University  in  June  1915.  After  writing  his  Matricu- 
lation he  took  his  training  in  Aviation,  and  in  November  of  the 
same  year  went  overseas  as  a  Flight  Sub.  Lieut,  in  the  R.N.A.S.  He 
was  soon  on  service  in  France  and  early  in  1916  received  "special  men- 
tion" for  his  work.  In  Nov.,  1916  he  received  the  Distinguished  Service 
Cross  and  the  French  Croix  de  Guerre  for  gallantry,  and  in  March,  1917 
received  an  additional  bar  in  both  orders  for  subsequent  gallantry,  as  well 
as  the  Medal  of  Valour  from  Italy.  On  two  occasions  he  emerged  victor 
when  attacked  by  six  enemy  aircraft.  By  August,  1917,  he  had  ac- 
counted for  35  enemy  air  machines.  In  the  autumn  of  1917  he  returned 
to  Canada  on  leave,  then  holding  the  rank  of  Flight  Commander.  In 
December  he  went  back  to  active  service.  When  the  Armistice  was 
declared  he  held  the  rank  of  Captain  in  the  R.A.F. 


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In  Nov^ember,  1918,  he  married  Miss  Maureen  O'Bergin.  P'or  a 
time  he  remained  in  the  R.A.F.  but  returned  to  Canada  in  1920  and 
entered  into  business  as  a  Contractor.  Later  he  joined  the  Canadian 
Air  Service  as  an  instructor  at  Camp  Borden.  On  March  29th,  he  was 
killed  in  a  motor  accident  at  Camp  Borden.  His  car  turned  turtle  and 
he  succumbed  to  his  injuries  some  two  hours  later. 

Murray  Galbraith  was  only  one  year  at  St.  Andrew's  College,  but  he 
will  long  be  remembered  with  affection  for  he  filled  a  large  place.  His 
uniformly  good  work  in  Class,  and  his  unusual  prowess  as  a  wing  and 
place  kicker  on  the  famous  football  team  of  1914.  rendered  his  achieve- 
ments one  of  the  traditions  of  the  school.  In  addition  to  such  achieve- 
ments, his  uniform  good  nature  and  cheery  disposition  made  him  de- 
servedly one  of  the  most  popular  boys  of  his  year. 

All  who  knew  him  at  his  old  school  join  in  expressing  deep  sympathy 
with  his  parents  and  with  his  widow  and  little  two  year  old  boy  in  their 
great  sorrow. 


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INTERESTED     SPECTATORS 


The  impression  that  the  number  of  exchanges  has  diminished  since 
last  term,  comes  to  the  editor  as  he  lays  them  down  by  his  side.  Though 
there  are  fewer,  they  seem  harder  to  criticize.  The  most  outstanding 
fact  on  going  through  them  all  is  the  lack  of  good,  interesting  stories. 
But,  the  editor  must  continue  and  cast  his  opinion  of  each  Exchange 
separately: 

There  is  the  Windmill  from  Saint  John's  School.  The  illustration.^ 
are  cleverly  executed.  "Back  Again,"  is  a  very  fitting  frontispiece. 
Credit  is  due  your  large  Exchange  Column. 

The  Graduation  Number  of  the  Managra  is  most  complete. 

Poetry  in  the  Upper  Canada  College  Times  improves  it  greatly. 
There  are  some  well  drawn  sketches  also  worth  mentioning.  The  lack 
of  a  good  story  is  noticeable. 

This  one  has  an  attractive  appearance.  It  comes  from  Appleby 
College.  The  article  in  the  Argus,  on  "Commercial  Flying,"  is  well 
written.     The  photos  add  greatly  to  the  story. 

Little  need  be  said  of  the  Gateway  Monthly  of  Alberta  University. 
It  still  maintains  its  lofty  standard. 

Acta  Ridleiana  published  by  Ridley  College  might  be  improved  by 
the  addition  of  a  Table  of  Contents.  Why  not  try  and  enlarge  your 
magazine? 

Exchanges  from  distant  Colleges  are  always  welcome.  From 
Australia  comes  the  St.  Peter's  College  Magazine  which  portrays  college 
life  in  Australia.     It  also  presents  some  new  ideas. 

Another  distant  friend  is  the  Boone  Review  representing  Boone 
University,  China.     The  Review  contains  some  very  worthy  material. 

The  Ashburian  is  up  to  its  usual  high  standard. 

Niagara  Falls  High  School  Chronicle  is  always  looked  upon  by  the 
editor  as  being  one  of  the  best  papers  on  his  exchange  list.  It  might  be 
suggested  that  a  photograph  or  snap  once  in  a  while  would  add  to  your 
paper. 

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The  Windsorian  of  King's  College  has  displayed  a  new  idea  by 
making  one  issue  consist  of  school  songs. 

Another  publication  has  been  added  to  the  exchange  list.  It  is  the 
Viewpoint  edited  by  Cranbrook  High  School.  Improvements  might  be 
expected  in  the  joke  department  of  the  Viewpoint. 

Trinity  College  School  Record  is  well  balanced.  It  is  observable 
that  your  Old  Boys'  take  quite  an  interest  in  the  Record. 

The  cover  on  Inklings  is  rather  loud.  But  the  interior  gives  one  a 
better  impression  of  it.  Exchanges  are  well  written.  Also  the  poetry 
is  fine. 

Absence  of  snap-shots  is  most  noticeable  in  the  Lowell  High  School 
Review.     The  illustrated  headings  are  splendid. 

Though  it  is  a  small  publication,  the  Basket  Ball  Number  of  the 
Carteret  is  well  developed  in  all  sections.  The  composition  on  "Ghosts" 
certainly  holds  the  readers  interest. 

Acadia  Athenaeums,  March  issue  holds  its  usual  attractiveness. 

Ogletree  Sissons. 


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APOLOGY  TO  MASTERS 
We  (the  editors)  desire  to  make  public  in  this  issue  an  apology  to 
those  long  suffering  targets  of  our  doubtful  wit — The  Masters.  We 
thank  them  for  their  forebearance  when  we  have  used  their  own 
witticisms,  putting  them  into  the  mouths  of  boys  who  never  could  con- 
jure them  in  this  wide  world.  All  this  is  necessary,  for  we  must  cater  to 
our  public, — the  boys.  And  Christians  were  burned  to  make  a  Roman 
holiday. 


Hat  Clerk:  "What  kind  of  hat  do  you  wish,  Christy,  Fedora, 
Stetson — ?" 

Everhart:  (just  from  Soda  Fountain— )  "Mix  them  and  give  me  a 
straw." 


'No  spitting  allowed,"  shouted  the  polite  feline  during  the  cat  fight. 


A  SHY  YOUTH 

At  Branksome  Hall  and  Havergal 
Bob  Grant  has  girls  galore. 
At  B.S.S.  also  St.  Mag's 
He  has  them  by  the  score. 


Up  in  Midland,  not  a  few 
While  in  Toronto,  dozens. 
But  Bobby  masquerades  them  all 
As  first  or  second  cousins. 
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YOUNG  SIR  GALAHAD 

Moses  (our  own  Moses)  was  downtown,  he  came  to  the  Allen; 
he  was  just  about  to  pass  within  when  suddenly  he  rushed  at  the  doorman 
crying:     "Stop  punching  those  little  tickets!" 


Bus.:     "What  did  the  master  do  to  you  when  he  caught  you  coming 
in  last  night?" 

Gus.:     "Oh  nothing,  I  told  him  I  was  out  for  a  morning  stroll." 


If  you  took  away  everything  you  learnt  at  St.   Andrew's 


Girl:     "Don't  you  just  adore  art?" 

Reid:     "Yes,  I  love  the  Katzenjammer  Kids." 


Galbraith :     "Why  did  the  barber  call  his  son  Herpicide?" 
Pup.    Murchison:         "Because    the    kid    was    baptized    with    hair- 
tonic  instead  of  water." 


Fat  Smith  (Highbrow):     "Reawlly  I  cawn't  see  what  I  shall  do  this 
summer,  mosquitoes  take  such  a  fawncy  to  me." 


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WHAT  A  NEW  BOY  BELIEVES 
Prefects  are  all  fine  singers, 
Prefects  are  always  handsome, 
Prefects  are  never  wrong, 
We  all  love  the  Prefects. 


A  DRAMA 

Heroine:     "What  brought  you  here,  love,  greed  or ?" 

Tyrer:     (from  front  row)      "Two  dollars  and  twenty  cents." 
Usher:     "This  way  out." 


Mr.  Findlay:  "Let  us  dramatize  this  beautiful  poem  of  Words- 
worth's. Supple,  you  take  the  part  of  the  Cuckoo,  while  I  take  the  part 
of  Wordsworth, — Now^ — ." 


"I  put  a  bold  face  on  the  thing,"  said  the  artist  after  he  had  sketched 
"Pup"  Murchison. 


FAMOUS  LAST  WORDS 
MacLeod :     "Hair  brushes  and  a  comb  are  all  I  ask  in  my  future  life." 
Aspden:     "  'Twas  thus  that  Socrates  expired." 
Carrick  I :     "I  pulled  a  good  one  in  class  to-day." 
Sissons  L:     "Tell  the  people  of  Medicine  Hat  to  give  the  school 
children  a  half  holiday." 

Everhart:     "I  reckon  I  won't  be  back'next  year." 


Moore:     "That  fellow  Sheppard  would  argue  that  white  is  black." 

Marshall:     "How  so?" 

Moore:     "Why  he  just  told  me  that  my  white  ducks  were  black." 


Sixth  Former:     "What  makes  the  Fifth  look  so  weary?" 

Fourth  Former:  "They  have  been  trying  to  reason  out  why  Fat 
Smith  exists." 

Sixth:     "Any  result?" 

Fourth:  "No,  on  Fat's  own  motion  the  subject  was  abandoned  as 
idiotic." 


Sissons  II  (after  seeing  MacLeod's  tie):     "Now^  I  know  where  my 
shoe-laces  go." 


Jake     Russell     (after    Massey    Hall) :       'What    did    you    think    of 
Stokowski?' 

Jaffray:     "He  didn't  have  his  tie  on  right." 


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40—30 
Right  merrily  the  masters  play 
At  tennis  on  the  green; 
With  many  a  bold  and  lusty  stroke, 
To  make  excitement  keen. 


Sometimes  they  argue  over  points 
(They're  human  in  moments  loose), 
Loud  dissension  fills  the  air, 
Whether  the  count  is  deuce. 


The  Masters'   opinion   of  us. 


Armstrong:     "Your  dog  bit  me  on  the  face." 
Mclnerney:     "That  accounts  for  his  broken  teeth." 


"Tut!  tut!"  went  the  fliver  and  stopped. 


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Jaffray   (heatedly):     "I  don't  know  any  swells?     Why  I  know  a 
man  whose  uncle  played  poker  with  the  Prince  of  Wales!" 


THAT  JITNEY  BUS  OF  MINE 

I've  cussed  it  and  I've  mussed  it, 
And  I've  pushed  it  down  the  road; 

I've  coaxed  it  and  I've  hoaxed  it, 
And  I've  even  packed  its  load, 

I've  cranked  it  and  I've  spanked  it, 
And  I've  begged  the  thing  to  run ; 

I've  tried  everything  from  Fall  to  Spring 
That  ever  has  been  done. 

When  I  write  about  the  cussed  thing 
From  front  to  rearmost  wheel ; 

I  have  to  change  the  meter 
To  express  just  how  I  feel. 

I've  warmed  the  carburetor, 

With  hot  water  by  the  pail ; 
I've  primed  it  with  directions, 

That  were  never  known  to  fail. 

I've  cleaned  up  every  spark  plug, 

I've  bathed  it  in  the  sun, 
And  when  I  got  through  nursing  it, 

The  blamed  thing  wouldn't  run. 

I've  even  strained  its  gasoline. 

Put  perfume  in  its  oil; 
I've  manicured  the  battery, 

Tied  ribbon  on  the  coil. 

I've  kept  it  like  a  pig  pen 

So  my  friends  would  feel  at  home; 
And  when  I'd  want  to  show  it  off. 

The  blamed  thing  wouldn't  "roam." 

I've  prayed  for  thieves  to  steal  it. 

And  get  stung  by  the  deal; 
But  if  they  tried  to  start  it 

They  could  never  turn  a  wheel. 


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If  I  only  had  an  enemy 
I'd  give  him  that  machine 

And  know  I  had  the  best  of  him 
By  everything  that's  mean. 

I'd  dump  it  1^1  the  river; 

But  if  I  took  this  whim 
It  would  pollute  the  water 

So  the  fish  there  couldn't  swim. 


Texas  Clark. 


A  WORKER  ON  THE  SOIL. 

THE  SUICIDE 

He  leaned  out  of  a  window  in  the  college;  he  looked  at  the  trees  and 
then  at  the  lawn;  he  glanced  at  the  pretty  girl  across  the  way.  He 
was  going  to  end  his  life  by  a  leap  to  the  ground  because  he  was  going  to 
fail  in  his  exams. 


ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW  77 

He  tried  to  feel  exalted,  but  could  not.  What  he  thought  of  was  no 
death,  but  that  Howard  owed  him  two  dollars  and  five  cents  and  what  a 
pity  to  kill  himself  and  leave  Howard  the  two  dollars  and  five  cents. 
Then,  too,  his  Dad  was  going  to  buy  a  new  car  and  it  seemed  such  a 
shame  to  spoil  the  summer  by  a  funeral. 

A  room  mate  entered  at  this  moment  and  aksed  him,  jocularly, 
whether  he  was  contemplating  suicide  and  our  hero  replied,  "Just 
planning  to  work  and  get  my  matric." 

To  make  this  tale  the  equal  of  contemporary  dramatic  fiction  we 
must  add,  "And  the  devil  gnashed  his  teeth." 


DEATH 

A  night  as  black  as  a  locomotive;  terror  ixi  the  air.  Death!  Death! 
The  lad  seemed  terror  stricken;  although  his  real  attitude  could  not  be 
discerned  through  the  gloom  he  seemed  to  be  holding  his  hands  to  his 
face  in  abject  terror. 

A  motor  car  coming  in  the  driveway  illumined  a  garbage  can,  and  the 
boy  could  be  seen  holding  a  handkerchief  to  his  nose.  Something  had 
died — indeed!  ! 


Our  ancestors  all  used  to  live 

In  Scotland,  home  of  cheer, 
The  Camerons,  Grants,  McLeods  and  Shaws 

And  other  Clans  are  here. 
We  are  of  rugged  fighting  stock, 

Ye  Sassenachs  take  warning! 
But  it's  O'Hara's  bell  that  gets  us  up, 

At  seven  every  morning. 

W'e  march  in  bonny  tartan  kilts 

Behind  our  braw  pipe  band; 
We're  useful  lads  at  any  job, 

W^e'll  gladly  lend  a  hand, 
To  cut  the  grass,  paint  motor  cars, 

Or  cure  a  horse  of  spavin, 
But  when  a  water  pipe  is  burst, 

We  have  to  call  in  Flavin. 

W'e  eat  our  porridge  every  morn, 

And  oat  cakes  now  and  then, 
And  marmalade  and  good  Scotch  broth, 

Will  make  us  stalwart  men ; 


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But  if  wc  want  a  record  clean, 

For  Saturday  morning's  journey, 

We  must  get  credit  through  the  week, 
With  work  for  Mclnerney. 


You  all  know  Freddie  Deacon.  Well,  Freddie  was  going  downtown 
on  a  Church  Street  car  and  two  girls  were  talking.  One  said,  "Isn't 
he  just  perfect,  so  manly."  Well,  you  can  just  imagine  how  Freddie  felt. 
Gee,  but  he  was  proud;  but  darn  it,  he  turned  around  and  found  that 
they  were  looking  at  an  Arrow  Collar  advertisement. 


AND  TENNYSON  SHOUTED,  "STOP  THIEF!" 

Contemplate   all    this    bunch    of   guys, 

The  student  labouring  in  his  zeal, 

The  weary  day-boy  on  his  wheel. 
The  amorous  slicker  making  eyes. 

We  trust  that  those  we  call  poor  fools. 

May  soon  outgrow  their  childish  faults, 
Have  many  bonds  in  downtown  vaults, 

Or  use  their  money  founding  schools. 

Skit. 


Daly  (to  room-mates):     "Where  is  our  cake  of  soap?" 


McLachlan  (during  the  holidays):  "Oh  yes,  the  masters  were  very 
strict-,  we  used  to  get  punished  for  everything.  Why  you  couldn't 
even  take  a  shower  without  getting  soaked. 


Shirlev  McRae:     The  man  with  the  concave  chest. 


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This  happened  on  Sports'  Day: 

\'isitor    (seeing  Buckley  and  Curry  engaged  on  their  seventh  dish 
of  ice-cream) :     "I  wonder  what  race  that  is?" 


"Eyes  right,"  said  the  cross-eyed  man  looking  towards  the  left. 


As  fragile  as  a  Ming  vase,  more  frail  than  a  violet  is  a  schoolboy's 
dignity. 


Hink:     "Rufe  Curr>'  is  so  smoothe  that  he  has  to  wear  rubber  heels 
to  keep  from  skidding." 


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WHO'S  WHO   IN  S.A.C. 
Fairy  McLachlan — Prominent  clubman  (Bowles). 
Louie  McRae^ — Prominent  clubman  (Bowles). 
Pup.  Murchison — Prominent  clubman  (Bowles). 

etc. 


Taggart:     "Don  Patterson  has  a  terrible  temper." 
Joe:     "How's  that?" 

Taggart:     "He  got  sore  at  the  phonograph  the  other  day  and  broke 
all  records." 


Messenger-boy  (gazing  at  our  Greek  motto  over  the  door):     "Thi 
must  be  a  Jewish  school." 


A  NUTTY  NUT  STORY 
Miss  Hazel  Nutt  from  Nuttingham 
Sold  nuts  for  a  nutty  grocery  man; 
She  had  hazel  nut  eyes  and  chestnut  hair 
She  would  look  at  the  nuts  with  a  nutty  stare 
She  sold  hickory  nuts  to  all  the  hicks 
And  cocoanuts,  peanuts  and  ice  cream  bricks 
She  supported  the  whole  Nutt  family, 
Was  as  good  as  a  nutty  girl  could  be. 
'Twas  on  a  bright  nut-sundae  morn 
The  Nutts  at  home  felt  quite  forlorn, 
For  all  they  had  to  eat  that  day 
Were  grape  nuts,  doughnuts,  and  shredded  hay 
Then  old  Axle  Nutt  flew  off  his  nut. 
And  grabbed  a  shot  gun  by  the  butt. 
And  when  this  nut  made  a  bolt  for  the  door, 
It  made  the  whole  Nutt  family  sore, 
And  every  Nutt  on  the  family  tree, 
Was  a  raving  nut  at  that  jambaree. 

Texas  Clark. 


THE  MANIAC  FROM  STEWIACKE 

Scene:  A  peasant  hut  with  a  tin  roof,  surrounded  by  fields  of  hops. 
It  is  twilight  and  the  lowing  herd  winds  slowly  o'er  the  lea.  While  the 
ploughman  homeward  plods  his  weary  way. 

Ploughman:  "I'm  done  in,  I've  been  cutting  up  all  day  with  my 
plough." 

Lowing  Herd:     "Moo — Moo." 

Ploughman:     "Where  is  my  brother  Marmaduke?" 


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Lowing  Herd:     "Moo^ — Moo!" 

Enter  Marmaduke  from  the  left  of  the  right  cow  in  the  lowing  herd. 

Marmaduke:  "Here  I  be,  your  brother  that  is,  your  brother  that 
was  and  your  uncle  that  will  be."     He  calls  "Sola!  Sola!" 

Enter  Sola. 

Sola:  "If  the  quality  of  mercy  were  not  strained  I'd  hand  you  a 
swift  one." 

Ploughman:     "Let  us  hit  the  hay  before  another  day  dawns." 

Exit  Ploughman  and  Marmaduke. 

Sola:  "Well,  the  moonlight  sleeps  upon  the  bank  but  as  long  as  there 
is  no  bull-dog  sleeping  there  also  it  should  be  an  easy  job  for  a  good 
burglar  like  myself." 

Exit  Sola  with  flashlight. 

Lowing  Herd:     "Moo! — Moo!" 

This  is  a  mystery  play,  the  mystery  consisting  of  what  it's  all  about.  ■ 

The  maniac  is  supposed  to  be  one  of  the  lowing  herd.     I  trust  everything  f 

is  clear  now. 


ALL  THE  LATEST  MAGAZINES 

Popular  Science.  .^ Mr.  Goodman's  period. 

Popular  Mechanics Fixing  the  Radiator. 

Literary  Digest F.  Roper  Dayment. 

The  Century^ The  last  period  in  the  afternoon. 

The  Bookman Mr.  Gregory. 

Smart  Set Room  214. 

\^anity  Fair Galbraith  at  his  mirror. 

Everybody's Cricket. 

The  Etude. "Pup"  Murchison. 

The  American Eddie  Noonan. 

The  Blue  Book Detention  Sheets. 

Physical  Culture "Horse"  Marshall. 


"Love  in  the  stone  age  was  like  this,"  thought  McLachlan  when  the 
girl  "beaned"  him  with  a  golf  club. 


There  was  a  bold   prefect   named    Peene 
Whose    moustache    could    hardly    be    seen. 

To  make  it  grow  faster 

Used  Herpicide  plaster 
And  turned  the  blamed  thing  a  bright  green. 


ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW  81 

THE  WIT 
There  is  a  pleasing  sort  of  chap 
One  meets  in  any  city, 
He  mostly  has  a  smiling  map, 
And  people  call  him  witty. 

"Hot-dog"  is  his  favourite  phrase 
And  when  it  takes  its  toll, 
He  puts  his  audience  in  a  daze 
By  shouting  "Jelly-roll." 

So  he  goes  onward  gaining  fame. 
With  many  a  slang  expression, 
Calls  a  lady  a  "Snappy  dame" 
Don't  kill  him!     Use  discretion. 

K.B.C. 


EXTRACTS  FROM  PRIZE  FICTION 

Alonzo  was  a  dentist  so  when  the  shark  opened  its  mouth  to  swallow 
Alonzo^he  said  "Those  two  back  teeth  need  filling." 
Exit  the  shark  afraid  of  the  drill. 

His  piercing  orbs  gazed  on  the  'incandescent  panorama  revealed  by 
the  dawn  and  his  thoughts  returned  to  Seraphima  the  creature  of  his 
dreams.     . 


Father.      "You  asked  me  for  fifty  dollars  two  weeks  ago  and  now  you 
ask  for  another  twenty-five." 

Son:     "Well  you  told  me  to  economize."  v 


The  Apostle  of  suavity  traced  to  his  lair 
Hink  Russell's  the  man.     He  reads  Vanity  Fair. 


Marshall:     "What  keeps  me  from  going  mad?" 
Pup:     "The  fact  that  you  are  mad  already." 


Master:     "How  is  it  that  I  find  you  out  of  bed  at  this  time  of  night?" 
Carrick  II :     "I'm  sleep-walking  sir,  stand  aside." 


Hunter:     "What  are  bag-pipes  anyhow?" 

Dayment:     "A  joke  that  the  Scotch  haven't  seen  yet." 


82  ST.  ANDREWS  COLLEGE  REVIEW 

It  is  rumoured  that  this  advertisement  will  be  included  in  the  school 
calendar — "Beer  (W.A.)  at  the  table  for  all  meals." 


A  TESTIMONIAL 
Mr.  J.  Murchison  says  "I  consider  Bowles'  Beans  to  have  few  equals 
and  no  peers  as  a  sustaining  food  for  any  man." 


Peene:     "My  watch  has  stopped." 

Al.  Findlay:     "What's  wrong?" 

Peene:     "A  bed-bug  got  between  the  ticks." 


Girls:     "Where  will  I  meet  you,  in  front  of  the  ice-cream  parlour 
or  the  movie  threatre?" 

Doug.  Proudfoot:     ."Meet  me  in  front  of  the  hardware  store." 

CURRENT  MOVIES  * 

The  Kid Garth  Porter. 

Black  Beauty Shirley  McRae. 

W^ay  Down  East Gerald  Buckley  of  Halifax. 

Forbidden  Fruit The  Master's  Grapefruit. 

The  Gilded  Lily Galbraith. 

The  City  of  Silent  Men .S.A.C.  after  lights  out. 

The  Love  Special A  High  Park  Car. 

Sentimental  Tommy Tom  Aspden. 

The  Nut "Mabel"  Sissons. 

The  Old  Swimin'  Hole. Carrick's  Table. 

A  Small  Town  Idol ....'. "Cully"  W'ilson. 

Lying  Lips Rufe  Curry's  leave  yarn. 

The  Last  of  the  Mohicans.  .  .  •  "Pigg>'"  McLelland. 

Through  the  Back  Door Everyone  except  Prefects  and  Upper  YI. 

Spanish  Love Rivera. 

The  Little  Clown.' "Tiny"  Fleck. 


YOU'RE  ANOTHER 

Show  me  the  man  who  tells  you 
He  never  lied  to  his  wife; 

And  I'll  show  you  the  biggest  liar, 
That  ever  was  brought  to  life. 

If  you  ever  meet  a  woman, 

Who  has  always  spoken  the  truth; 
She's  been  an  Egyptian  Mummy, 

Since  the  days  of  her  early  youth. 


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And  there's  only  one  deduction, 

Though  it's  pretty  tough  to  face, — 
But  lying's  the  greatest  accomplishment, 

That  is  known  to  the  human  race. 

Texas  Clark. 


McLennan:  "I  suppose  that  now  that  we  have  to  wear  sport  shirts 
Cully  Wilson  will  have  to  wash  his  neck." 

Everhart:  "Ah  No!  Cully  purchased  a  black  sport  shirt  to  prevent 
that." 


King:     (early  morning)     "What's  that  noise?" 
Brunt:     "Only  the  dawn  breaking." 


"Bill  Brunt  at  St.  Andrew's."- — A  greater  book  than  "Tom  Brown 
at  Rugby." 


"Abide  with  me,"  said  the  hotel  manager 


Edmund  Temple  engineers  more  explosions  in  the  S.A.C.  lab.  than 
the  Katzenjammer  kids  do  in  the  comic  supplements. 


THE  GLADIATORS  AT  HOME 
Characters 
Carrick  L  Ellis  L 

Supple.  Crowther. 

Chalker.  Bill  Brunt. 

Scene:  The  gladiator's  den.  Supple  is  dancing  on  the  table. 
Carrick  patting  himself  on  the  back.  Ellis  brushing  his  hair.  Chalker 
reading  Snappy  Stories  and  Crowther  looking  out  of  the  window. 

Supple:  "Hurrah  fellows  I've  got  the  Fairy  McLachlan  wobble 
down  fine  now." 

Carrick  I:  "Bravo  my  pupil  you  may  yet  reach  the  perfection  of 
Michael  Fokine's  greatest  rival — myself." 

Ellis:  "Go  on!  Chalker  looks  like  Pavlova  beside  you — you  flat- 
fish." 

Carrick  (controlling  himself  as  usual):  Such  words  are  worthy  of  a 
member  of  the  Upper  Sixth.  But  beware  for  my  anger  is  as  far  reaching 
as  my  brother  Don's  arm  at  dinner." 

Chalker:  (putting  aside  Snappy  Stories):  "You've  forgotten  about 
brother  Alex.,  Jess." 

Crowther  raises  his  hand  as  if  for  a  benediction. 
Crowther:     "Peace  my  brethren." 


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The  stage  is  darkened  and  then  lighted  again  for  the  entrance  of  the 
famous  comedian,  Brunt. 

Brunt:  "Knetchel  just  hit  me  in  the  eye  with  one  of  King's  neckties 
and  burned  me  badly." 

All:     "Curses  on  the  infamous  desperado."  !  ! 

Brunt:     "To  the  gallows  with  the  fiend." 

Carrick:     "I  pulled  a  good  one  in  class  to-day." 

Ellis:     "Cease  and  listen  to  Brunt." 

Carrick  mounts  on  a  dresser  and  tells  his  story  forcibly.  During  the 
recital  Supple  faints  and  is  assisted  outside  by  Crowther. 

Chalker:  "There's  a  good  way  to  kill  him,  let  Jess  tell  Knetchel 
the  story." 

Brunt:     "Well,  let  us  go." 

He  goes  out  followed  by  Carrick,  Ellis  and  Chalker. 

Enter  Supple  and  Crowther. 

Supple :     "This  is  too  much ;  let  us  tear  up  Carrick's  bed." 

This  is  done  and  they  make  their  exit  toward  Knetchel's  room.  A 
great  noise  is  heard  in  the  hall  like  the  sound  of  thunder  or  Huffy  blowing 
his  nose. 

Enter  Carrick,  much  battered,  his  face  more  flat  than  usual. 

Carrick:  "Ho,  my  cravat  is  torn  into  many  pieces,  my  beauty  sadly 
marred."  (He  sees  his  bed.)  "Alas,  my  couch,  also  undone!  Ven- 
geance, Vengeance!  Don,  Alec!  Alec,  Don!  Call  the  clan  together 
and  let  us  wipe  the  earth  with  that  bag  pipe  pla^^er.  Supple.     Curses!" 

Curtain. 


ABIE  PLAUNT'S  SPRING-SONG 

This  lovely  morn  is  Saturday, 
The  birds  sing  in  the  tree, 
Ikey  Cochrane  comes  this  way, 
To  borrow  a  dollar  from  me. 


THE  WILY  HAT  CLERK  OR  HEAD  EXPANSION 

Anderson  (trying  on  new  hat) :     "This  is  too  large." 
Hat  Clerk:     "My!  but  you  are  a  handsome  boy." 
Andy:     "There,  it  fits  now." 


Master:     "What  is  a  canine?" 
Draper:     "A  kind  of  pepper.  Sir." 


The  sun  sets  in  the  west  and  out  of  the  "yeast"  the  moonshine. 


ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW  85 

FAMOUS  SAYINGS  OF  FAMOUS  MEN 

"How  could  you  go  wrong  on  such  a  simple  little  bit  of  syntax? 
Question,  Carrick?" 

"Come,  come,  boys,  do  you  realize  that  we  only  have  five  more  hours 
of  class  time  if  all  our  periods  were  added  up  from  now  'till  Matric? 
That  reminds  me,  a  boy  made  the  same  mistake  in  another  form  this 
morning." 

"Now,  lads,  I  know  you  feel  sleepy,  but  carry  on  while  I  briefly 
sum  this  up." 

"Put  everything  away.  Here!  What  are  you  doing? — Heaven 
help  you !     Just  take  these  notes." 

'  'There  you  are  again  with  that  silly  mistake !  How  many  times  must 
I  tell  you  that  verb  is  irregular?" 

"This  room  is  very  stuffy,  boys!  Carson,  fifteen  lines — no  book-v— 
Thursday'.     Write  out  memory  w^ork." 

"W'hoareyou?  Your  case  I  must  consider  separately!  Better  take 
a  double  gating  and  four  hour's  work." 

R.S.V.^. 


LOWER  SCHOOL  SKITS 

Lentz:     "May  I  get  into  my  drawer  for  my  handkerchief?" 
Mr.  T.:     "No,  you  are  too  big." 


Crowe:     "Do  you  like  Grape-nuts?" 
Noriega  I:     "What  are  they?" 
Crowe:     "It's  a  cereal." 
Noriega  I:     "Who's  playing  in  it?" 


Mr.  Tudball:     "You  don't  look  well  this  morning,  are  you  ill?" 
McLaren  I:     "Yes,  Sir,  I  have  just  undergone  a  terrible  operation. 
The  Bursar  cut  my  allowance." 


Noonan:     "Have  you  got  the  ties  Mr.  Ramsey  promised  me?" 
Herchmer:     "No,  but  there  are  lots  out  on  the  railway  track." 


Bethune  II :     "I  lost  a  drafting  pen." 
Bethune  I :     "Did  it  blow  away?" 


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An  original  joke  submitted  by  "Giant"   Robertson.     He  says  it's 
a  good  one. 

Full  pitch.  Boundary — six.     Lost  ball.     Costs  a  lot. 


Munn  II :     "What  would  you  do  if  a  deaf  and  dumb  asylum  caught 
fire?" 

Bartram:     "Ring  a  dumb-bell." 


1st  Flea:     "Where  have  you  been?" 

2nd  Flea:     "On  a  journey;  where  have  you  been?" 

1st  Flea:     "On  a  tramp." 


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(Basement) 


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Absolutely  Sanitary 


The  barbers  of  this  establishment 
are  authorized  by  the  proprietor 
to  refuse  to  shave  or  do  any  work 
on  customers  whose  faces  or 
scalps  give  any  evidence  of  in- 
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Established    1880 
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Retail   Lumber 

LATH,  SHINGLES, 

SHEETING,  SHELVING, 

CRATING,   FLAG    POLES, 

BEAVER  BOARD,  Etc. 


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Canada    and    we    think  its  popularity  will    remain. 

A    feature    of    Hawaiian    Music    is    the    ease    with 

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»  Yoti  can  learn  to  play  a  Guitar  well  in  60  days  ' 

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$3.50  up. 

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145    YONGE    STREET        -        -       TORONTO 

Established  1849 


The  Very  Best  SPORTING  GOODS 

BASEBALL,  SOCCER,  CRICKET.  TENNIS 
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Hospitals  and  Colleges 

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Make  an  interesting  exhibit  of 

SCOTTISH  CLAN  and 

FAMILY  TARTANS 

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Clan  and  Family  Names.     .-Mso  in 

Heavy  Kilting  Cloths 

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Highland  Costumes 

Made  to  Order 


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Highland  Costumes  as  Glengarry  Caps, 
Balmorals,  Tam  O'Shanters,  Sporrans, 
Hose,  Brooches,  Cocktail  Feathers,  Garters, 
etc.,  etc. 

Tartan  Silk  Sashes 

In  big  range  of  all  the  principal  Tartans. 

Automobile  Rugs 

All  Wool  reversible  Rugs  in  great  variety 
of  Clan  and  Family  Names. 


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The  beautiful  texture  and  pen- 
inviting  surface  and  the 
fashionable  envelopes 
lift  it  above  all  other 
inexpensive  writing 
papers.  Its  use  vvill  add 
distinction  to  your  letters. 


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TORONTO 

FINEST  SELECTION 
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SAFEST  and  BEST 
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ERNEST  K.  ROLPH. 


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36   NORTH   STREET 
TORONTO 


Brown  Bros. 

Limited 

1  and  3  St.  Lawrence  Market 

Main   868 
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DEALERS  IX 

All  kinds  of  Fresh  and  Salt 
Meats,  Hams  and  Bacons 

Corned  Beef  a  Specialty 
All  Kinds  of  Poultry  in  Season 

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2  and  4  St.  Patrick's  Market 

TORONTO 


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LESSONS  BY  APPOINTMENT 


Mosher  Studio  of  Dancing 

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Use  Our 

Xelephone    Service    M^ore 

Boys 

When  you  need  anything  just  call  up  our  Boy's  Department — 
say  what  you  want — and  let  us  do  the  choosing  for  you.  You 
can  rely  on  the  quality — and  the  prices  you  may  depend  upon 
to  be  right  with  equal  confidence. 

We  are  always  glad  to  see  you — and  want  you  to  come  often — 
but  we  know  there  are  times  when  a  fellow  really  can't  "get  off" 
— and  we  want  to  suggest  that  you  phone  for  what  you  need, 
when  you  can't  come. 

THE  NUMBER  IS  ADELAIDE  5100 


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Everything  For  Boys"        15-31  King  Street  East 


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SMART  SHOES 
FOR  YOUNG  MEN 


Shoes  for  every  and  each 
occasion.  The  best  to  be 
had  at  the  price.  Made 
to  fit  as  well  as  to  wear. 
Tr}^  us  for  your  next  pair. 


H.  &  C.  Blachford 

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BOND  BROS. 

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453  YONGE  STREET 

Phone  North  350 

Cor.  MADISON  AVE. 

and  DUPONT  ST. 

Phone  Hillcrest  812 
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We  have  opened  a  special  depaitment  to  take  care 
of  Mctory  Loan  trading  and  shall  be  glad  to  have 
you  correspond,  telegraph  or  telephone  at  our  ex- 
pense for  the  latest  quotations,  regardless  of  the 
amount  you  may  be  selling  or  purchasing. 


BONDS  WILL  BE  DELIVERED  TO  ANY 
^  PART  OF  CANADA  FREE  OF  EXPENSE 

Dominion  Securities 
corporation  limited 

"  HEAD   OFFICE  :       TORONTO      26    KING    ST.    E. 

MONTREAL  Established    1901  LONDON,   ENG. 


CAPITAL    (Paid    Up)    $1,750,000  RESERVE    FUND   $1,750,000  ^ 

Surplus  Security  for  Depositors  and  Debenture  Holders,  $4,417,952.00       t 


DEPOSITS  received  in  sums  of  $1.00  and  upwards.     Subject 

to  cheque  withdrawal. 
DEBENTURES  issued  in  sums  of  SlOO  and  upwards,  payable  in 
from  one  to  five  years,  or  upon  sixty  days' 
notice,  and  upon  which  special  rates  of  interest  are  allowed, 
depending  upon  the  term  of  investment.  These  Debentures 
are  authorized  as  a  Trustee  Investment  by  Special  Order  in 
Council. 

E.    R.   WOOD,    President 

G.   A.    MORROW,   Vice-President  H.    C.    COX,   Vice-President 

A.    B.    FISHER,   Asst.    Manager 


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Present  indications  are  that 
the  Camp  will  again  have  a 
waiting  list  this  year  and  old 
boys  as  well  as  new  boys  in- 
tending to  enter  are  requested 
to  make  application  early. 

For  illustrated  booklet  and 
further  information. 

Address 

E.  A.  CHAPMAN, 

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Games 
Sailing 
Fishing 
Shooting 
Camping 
Ffrst  A  id 
Dramatics 
Swimming 
Life  Saving 
Fancy  Diving 
Nature  Study 
Canoe  Cruises 
Sailing  Cruises 


St.  Andrew's  Boys  at  Camp  1920 


Allen  II 

Ashenhurst 

Bristol 

Blauvelt 

Brown  I 

Carrick  I 

Carrick  II 

Carrick  III 

Colebrook 

Craig 

Crowe 

Dennis 

Dyment 

Easton 

Fair 

Fleck 

Grant  II 

Grant  III 

Hall  I 

King 


Lentz 

Lumbers  II 

Lyon 

McCarter 

MacLennan 

Noriega  I 

Noriega  II 

Power 

Rivera 

Rolph 

Skeaff 

Smart 

Sloan 

Smith  II 

Stollmeyer  I 

Stollmeyer  II 

Stollmeyer  III 

Stewart  I 

Watts 


Boxing 

Archery 

Baseball 

]\'restling 

Woodcraft 

Gymnastics 

Canoeing 

Volley  Ball 

Captain  Ball 

Photography 

Water  Baseball 

A  thlelic  Sports 

Manual  Training 


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Here's  a  Young  Man's  Shop  that 
makes  a  special  appeal  to  the  un- 
dergrads  with  fine  hand-tailored 
Clothing  and  Haberdashery  that 
are  the  first  choice  of  careful 
dressers  and  careful  buyers 
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The  Radiantfire  is  a  remar liable  gas  heating 
appliance  that  should  he  in  every  fireplace. 
It  can  always  he  depended  upon  for  instant 
warmth.  It  lights  without  puffing  and  burns 
without  the  trace  of  an  odor.  Its  ever 
changing  opalescent  glow  is  as  good  to  lool^ 
upon  as  it  is  effective  at  heating. 

Considering  the  efficiency  of  this  gas  heater, 
the  cost  of  operation  is  indeed  very  small. 


See  DISPLAY  of  RADIANTFIRES 

Sales  Dept.,   19  Toronto  Street 

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