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HAUNTED TRAILS 
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By Louis C. Jones 



CLUBS OF THE GEORGIAN RAKES 

COOPERSTOWN 

SPOOKS OF THE VALLEY 



LOUIS C. JONES 









Illustrated 6y ERWIN AUSTIN 



HILL AND WANG NEW YORK 



Copyright 1959 by Louis C. Jones 

Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 59-8152 



First Printing May 1959 

Second Printing July 1959 

Third Printing September 1959 

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From gh.osties and ghoulies 

And long-legged foeasties 

And things ttiat go bump In tne night, 

Good Lord Preserve us I 



page 

Preface from an Old Hang Yard vii 

CHAPTER ONE Introducing the Dead i 

Two Why They Return 19 

THREE Haunted Houses 57 

FOUR Violence and Sudden Death 85 

FIVE Haunted History 117 

Six The Ghostly Hitchhiker 161 

Notes and Sources 185 

Index 199 




It is a great privilege to live in a town which the dead have 
not deserted. Walk the streets of Cooperstown with me on a 
moonlight night and I'll show you a village where the en- 
chantment of death is a warm and friendly quality. We leave 
my house in the old hang yard, cross the Susquehanna River 
at its source, and there at River Street and Main under a 



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v ;ji PREFACE FROM AN OLD HANG YARD 

mammoth pine tree stands Pomeroy Place where old Ann 
Cooper Pomeroy came back long after her death to tend the 
house her rich descendants seldom used. Once, a clergyman 
seeking the Episcopal rectory listened to her directions with- 
out the slightest suspicion that she had been in Christ Church 
yard for many a long decade, but he identified her picture 
next day without any trouble. 

Next door to Pomeroy Place is Greencrest where a dead 
wife came back to raise Cain every time her successor took 
down that huge portrait in the stairwell. Across the street on 
Sheldon Keek's property there is just a slight depression in 
the earth that tells where Richard Cooper's house stood. For 
years after his departure the Cooper family abstained from 
using his great leather chair, because Uncle Richard was sit- 
ting in it. It was from the Keek's house, Byberry Cottage, that 
Susan Fenimore Cooper, the novelist's daughter, set forth in 
her wheel chair a few moments after she died, crossed River 
Street, wheeled into Christ Church and down the aisle during 
Good Friday service, right through the altar, and disap- 
peared. Susan had always had "power" and one could have 
expected little less from her. 

In that same block there is an Indian buried behind the 
stone wall. Once every few years he pushes the wall out onto 
the sidewalk; I noticed the other night it's beginning to bulge 
again* 

One reason we in Cooperstown may be luckier than most 
villages is that forty years ago Judge James Fenimore Cooper, 
grandson of the novelist, wrote down the stories he had heard 
and his townsmen keep on repeating them with variations 
and embroideries. And don't think these are the only haunts 



PREFACE FROM AN OLJD HANG YARD ix 

we have. Over at Dr. Goodwin's house and up Otsego Lake 
at Hyde Hall the restless dead have long been said to break 
the peace and quiet of the night and the serenity of their lat- 
ter-day tenants. At least this is what the people say happened; 
this is our legendry, our folklore, and all around us here in 
the heart of upstate New York there are similar legends. 

And that's what this book is about: the stories of ghosts 
kept alive by the telling and retelling of our people. This 
is not a scientist's report on psychic phenomena, it is not a 
handbook for scaring children at summer camps, it is not his- 
tory; it is folklore as it was found in New York State about a 
dozen years ago. 

One of the assets of New York State is that from its very 
beginning people came here from all over Europe Dutch- 
men, Germans, Frenchmen, Scots, Irish, Englishmen, Ne- 
groes, Portuguese Jews, and Swedes were all here by the 
eighteenth century, and I think this polyglottery has helped 
to give us a rich and varied folk tradition. These stories re- 
flect the length and breadth of this cultural patchwork quilt. 
Most of the tales are of York State ghosts told by York State 
people, but not all, for I have chosen to include tales brought 
here from Europe by the latecomers, told now to very Amer- 
ican grandchildren as part of their family "knapsack of mem- 
ories." I am reasonably sure that many of the stories now 
deeply rooted in New York countryside first came to us in 
this same manner. 

It was my privilege to teach from 1934 to 1946 at the New 
York State College for Teachers in Albany. I say "privilege" 
advisedly because there were some exceedingly interesting 
minds on the faculty and a bright, hard-working student body 



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deriving from every cultural background you could imagine. 
One of my colleagues and close friend was Professor Harold 
W. Thompson, who gave a course in American Folklore, the 
first, I believe, offered to undergraduates. Students not only 
studied songs, stories, and beliefs of our people, they went 
into their own family circles and their home towns and col- 
lected their own traditions. Thompson's sending students out 
to discover their own personal heritage has always seemed to 
me inspired teaching. 

I came to know something of the impact of this experience 
after he left Albany for Cornell in 1940. 1 had been interested 
in folklore from the time I heard Carl Sandburg sing and 
talk at Hamilton College in 1929, and I had had time to do a 
certain amount of collecting, writing, and studying, always 
with Harold Thompson's encouragement and support. So it 
was that I inherited the teaching of "Eng. 40: American Folk- 
lore" and taught it in fall, spring, and summer for the next 
six years. More than a thousand students and I taught each 
other the legendry and singing tradition of our state. This is 
the place to make unmistakably clear my indebtedness to 
them, for they spread a dragnet across New York, bringing in 
child lore, proverbs, songs, tall tales, short tales, legends, and 
especially tales of the supernatural. Thompson can sing and 
play the piano, he knows music thoroughly, and he stressed 
the musical tradition. I'm tone deaf and lung power is my 
only musical asset, but I had always been intrigued by ghosts 
and witches, the Devil and all his followers. Being smart stu- 
dents, they most particularly sought what interested teacher; 
Thompson's archive is rich in songs, mine in the supernatural. 
The two-hundred-odd stories in this volume are only a fifth 



PREFACE FROM AN OLD HANG YARD xi 

of the total number of ghost tales these young people gar- 
nered from kith and kin. The Archive of New York Folklore, 
which contains all of their findings, now is available to schol- 
ars and students in our library at the New York State Histori- 
cal Association at Cooperstown, filling two steel filing cabi- 
nets to capacity. It always seems sizable until I look at the far 
greater archive in Harold Thompson's office at Cornell. 

As I have said, this book stems from the work of my stu- 
dents, and I know that neither I nor any other one person 
could have made a collection of this scope. But there are dis- 
advantages in having someone else do your field work. There 
wasn't time to teach thoroughly the techniques of collecting, 
and the more experienced folklorist looking at the reports 
often wishes for more of the feel of the situation, the kind of 
person who told the tale, the overtones and significances 
which were not reported. Yet old people will talk to the 
younger members of their own families in ways they never 
would talk to a stranger, especially a professorial stranger. So, 
taken all in all, weaknesses and strengths, I think we came up 
with a clear picture of what our countrymen say about the 
restless dead, a subject that has been of human concern since 
the first flame flickered in a cave, since men learned to love 
and face death. 

This book in itself is something of a revenant It was writ- 
ten under the generous terms of a John Simon Guggenheim 
Memorial Fellowship in 1946-47 and laid away with the 
much longer manuscript of which it is a part. It has been bur- 
ied under the accumulations of a dozen busy years devoted to 
many other aspects of the folk culture of New York. Now it 
appears again and I hardly recognize it. 



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Let me also make perfectly clear my treatment of the ma- 
terial that my students brought to me. I have added nothing 
(even when the temptation was great) and have tried to keep 
faith with their findings while offering the reader a book of 
reasonably consistent tone and style. I wish that I could give 
you each of these stories in the words of the teller, after de- 
scribing him and his intimate world. Instead, I offer a sense 
of the relationship of one story to another, one attitude and 
belief to the next. I have changed certain personal names 
(never place names) to avoid possible embarrassment, but the 
original material and all the information in our archive 
about collector and informant is at the disposal of the inter- 
ested scholar. The names of the collectors and informants 
appear in the back of the book. 

Finally, to save some of my readers trouble of mind, let me 
make it clear that I have tried, in revising this manuscript, 
not to put on the hat I wear as Director of the New York 
State Historical Association. For example, in the story of the 
woman who haunts the octagon house in Walton, one would 
get the impression that the cemetery is almost across the road. 
I know that is not so, but here I am concerned only with 
what the people say happened, and if they have confused 
geography or dates* I have left it their way. In short, as a folk- 
lorist I have tried to stick as closely as possible to my sources; 
as a historian I have gone fishing. 

L. C. J. 

Cooperstown, New York 
December 31, 1958 




CHAPTER ONE 



People talk of the returning dead in differing tones and 
varying moods. There is the man who has seen a ghost him- 
self and knows what he has seen and would go to court and 
swear to the truth of his experience. There is that man's son, 
who has had no such encounter but this thing happened to 
his father, a man who did not lie, so the truth is as he tells it. 
Then there is the doubter who reports the legend of the 
neighborhood. He would have you think he is above such 



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superstition, but often, if you press him hard or catch him 
unaware, you discover that really he is not so sure; a lot of 
strange things go on in the world and this legend is not the 
strangest; probably it is not so, but . Then there is the true 
doubter who tells his story with a sneer and a chuckle and 
frequently tells it badly. Finally, we have the sophisticated 
teller who is tuned only to the age of science, but for the mo- 
ment, while he tells his yarn and until he has achieved his 
effect, would have you think him otherwise. Because he is a 
literate man, familiar with literary patterns, he often tells 
the best story of all. 

I am sometimes asked what those who think they have seen 
ghosts have really seen. I cannot answer that with any great 
assurance; I can only recite an experience which helped my 
understanding tremendously. It happened at a time when I 
was not unusually interested in this type of folklore, and it is 
the only experience of its kind I have ever had. I was not 
then, as I am not now, convinced that those who die come 
back to earth in a sensible form, nor was my actual experi- 
ence unusual at all it has happened millions of times to 
others. I recount it merely because I can make this report 
from first hand and without any question in my own mind 
as to the validity of the details. 

In his later years my father was a devoted gardener; March 
to November he spent from dawn to dusk among his flowers. 
His knowledge of botany and floriculture was wide and based 
on scientific study, which he had been carrying on as an avo- 
cation for fifty years. During the last ten years of his life I 
would drop in on him once or twice a week, and there was a 
good chance that I would find him on his knees among his 



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flowers or in the barn working over his records or preparing 
plants or seeds for the ground. 

He died in Albany in January, 1941, and in March I per- 
suaded John Witthoft, then one of my students and today 
Chief Curator of Anthropology at the Pennsylvania State 
Museum, to take over the care of the garden for my step- 
mother. On one of those March days when the air has the 
softness of spring in it but the ground is still covered with 
snow, John and I went out to the barn to look the situation 
over, to see what plans had been left, what experiments were 
under way, what fertilizer and seeds we would need. 

This was a typical city barn, divided in two rooms, one a 
single horse stall and the other what had been a carriage 
room. It was a place where I had played all through my boy- 
hood; it was always a place closely associated with my father. 
We entered the small door in front of the horse stall, and I 
went through into the dark, big carriage room to roll back 
the sliding door, so we could see what was there. 

As the door rolled back the room was lighted by the bril- 
liant morning sun reflected from the snow. When I turned to 
look at the room, my father was sitting on a crate cutting 
peony roots. He wore his old work clothes, a faded shirt, and 
dirty pants; his ancient straw hat was stuck on the back of 
his head. Beads of sweat covered his brow and his shirt was 
dark under the arms. He kept right on working. He looked 
up at me, his beard white and gleaming, but his pale blue 
eyes were more cold and expressionless than I had ever seen 
them. There was neither pleasure nor anger in his face it 
was merely that he was looking straight at me. And then pres- 



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ently he wasn't there. John had seen nothing but an up- 
turned crate. 

Being a product of the twentieth century I had an expla- 
nation. In a room redolent with memories of my recently 
dead father, I projected from my mind his image. Emotion, 
fatigue, recollection, all contributed toward the vision. This 
was a psychological experience and not a very unusual one 
at that. With my training and attitudes, that is all that it 
could have been, but suppose I were not a product of this 
age but of an earlier and more believing one? Suppose I had 
been raised in a climate of opinion which assumed as a matter 



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of course that for any one of a million reasons or for no rea- 
son at all the dead come back. Suppose members of my fam- 
ily, the leaders of my church and community had told me of 
these visits from the dead as true experiences; suppose the 
neighborhood in which I lived contained houses from which 
everyone shied away because they were haunted. . . . What 
then would I have seen? Then it would have been no pro- 
jection from my unconscious mind, but my father's ghost, 
pure and simple. Not only that, but it would have been per- 
fectly understandable, under those circumstances, for the 
meeting to have been far more fruitful. He might then have 
spoken to me, given me messages, warnings, advice which, 
under the circumstances, would have had tremendous mean- 
ing for me. 

When one considers in how many lands and for how many 
centuries this would have been the accepted interpretation of 
what I saw, one at least pauses long enough to salute the 
tradition of the past and try to understand it. There is always, 
I tell myself, the possibility that the explanation of the cen- 
turies is right and the psychologists of my own time wrong. 
They have been wrong on other occasions. 

For our purposes we shall, from this point forward, assume 
that the ages are right and examine the reports of the people 
concerning the returning dead as though we had never a 
doubt in our minds that what is said to have happened did 
happen. This is the folklorist's path. 

.When the dead return they adopt a wide variety of guises 
and forms, some in the vivid likeness of their mortal bodies, 
others as wraiths or lights, still others in shapes so weird and 



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uncanny that they seem to have stepped out of drunken 
nightmares. 

First of all, there are the living corpses, bodies which have 
been certified for burial and laid out in their coffins. They 
rise in their solemn place and act for a few moments never 
for long and only once as though the mortal spark were still 
alive. But, and this is important, these people are really dead 
and have no business acting in this fashion. Very often, I no- 
tice, those who speak of this phenomenon are from Irish back- 
ground, and the stories are told as happening in both this 
country and Ireland. 

At the wake of an Albany man named Ferris he sat up in 
his coffin, frothing at the mouth. Only a priest could lay his 
spirit to rest, but the family had great difficulty persuading 
one to come, for it is known that the priest who lays such a 
spirit soon dies himself. Finally, they tell me, a young priest 
came. He drew a circle on the floor and invited the dead man 
to step inside it. As soon as Ferris was inside it, the priest 
knocked him down, and then they put Ferris back in the cof- 
fin and went on with their wake. But before the year was out 
the young priest was dead. 

Sometimes a similar incident is told as a joke. They tell of 
old Sean, who drank himself into his coffin; in the midst of 
his wake, when the good Irish whisky was passing from hand 
to hand, he could finally stand it no longer and rose in his 
coffin to shout, "What's the matter with me? Ain't I good 
enough to have a drink wid youse at me own wake?" But usu- 
ally the animated corpse is taken very seriously. 

There is an Irish telling of this theme in the family of Mar- 
garet Keiley of Cohoes, people originally from Ballinrobe 



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and Roscommon in Ireland. It concerns the family Mona- 
ghan, who lived a century or more ago in Roscommon, a man 
and his wife with their twelve sons. The sons were of as many 
different temperaments as they were of different ages. The 
eldest was calm and wise, while some of his brothers were al- 
ways fighting mad about something and forever making the 
house a howling bedlam of violence and bitterness. They 
lived on a farm, far from any town, and they were so poor 
that for several months of each year the father packed off to 
Dublin to get some ready cash. Those were trying times in 
the little farmhouse, for the din of battle continued from 
cockcrow to the lighting of lamps, and sometimes on into the 
night. The boys were expected to keep the farm running 
while their father was away; but their mother, who was a 
sweet and gentle soul, left the decisions to her sons, and they 
could never agree on the way the work should be done- It was 
the strong hand of their old man that they needed to keep 
peace in the place; as time went on, this became increasingly 
their need. One day a quarrel that had been flaming into 
trouble off and on for three months burst out between two of 
the bigger boys. It began at breakfast and continued inter- 
mittently well into the morning, first in the house, then by 
the barns, and finally out on the bog. It came to an end when 
they both lay dying. 

The deep and terrible anger of their father when he re- 
turned from Dublin a few days later was directed toward 
his wife, a woman so weak that she couldn't protect her chil- 
dren from their own boyish violence, a woman who didn't 
deserve a dozen sons, a woman whose very presence in the 
house was a menace to her family. He cursed her for a weak- 



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ling and a fool; he drove her from the door, calling upon God 
and the saints to see to it that never again would she find a 
place of rest, that she keep wandering over the face of Ireland 
though her feet be cold and though she never found a place 
to lay her head. 

She traveled through many towns and many villages. For 
a spell she was down Limerick way, working now here, now 
there; then she went to Cork, where after a time she found 
work with a fine family. She had worked in that house some 
years, doing all the dull and thankless tasks that fall to the 
maid-of-all-work. Then there came an evening when the mas- 
ter and mistress announced that they were going out, going, 
in fact, to the wake being held for the brilliant and greatly 
beloved young priest of a parish on the far side of the city. 
Instead of docilely trudging back to the kitchen, the broken 
and defeated woman hesitated, then calling on all her cour- 
age, asked if she might be permitted to accompany them. It 
was made clear that they were not accustomed to taking the 
servants with them on such occasions, but there was a des- 
perate pleading in her voice that prevented their persisting 
in their refusal. As they clattered across the city, she sat hud- 
dled in the far corner of the carriage, a bent shadow in black 
who spoke no word from the time they started until they left 
her standing outside the parish-house door. About an hour 
after the couple entered, Mrs. Monaghan walked in, ap- 
proached the coffin, and then, after a long look at the sweet, 
calm face of the dead priest, knelt beside the coffin to tell the 
beads of her rosary. 

The minutes ticked by, lengthening into hours, and still 
the homeless wanderer continued to pray. It was at the very 



INTRODUCING THE DEAD Q 

stroke of midnight that those in the room saw the strangest 
sight of their lives. First they heard a stirring noise in the cof- 
fin, then they saw the corpse sit straight up. Slowly he raised 
his hand and placed it on the kneeling woman's head. The 
voice that had said many a mass in their hearing spoke 
slowly, steadily: "Mother dear, do not weep. I who was your 
eldest son have prayed for you since you left us in our youth, 
and I knew that we would meet again. Your sins have been 
forgiven you, and from this very moment on you will have a 
place to lay your head and will never again be cold. God be 
with you." The old woman sobbed out in anguish as the priest 
was seen to lie back once more in the coffin. She stood up and, 
leaning over, kissed her son farewell. Then she turned, stum- 
bling to the floor. When they reached her, she was with her 
son. 

The living corpse is not a very frequent phenomenon in 
American folklore. On the other hand the commonest form 
assumed by a ghost is an appearance so lifelike that, unless he 
is known to be dead, he passes for a living person until he 
vanishes or does something else out of the ordinary. Of 
course, if you know a person is dead and meet him on the 
street, or if he drops in on you one night, then there can be 
no question about what manner of man he is. 

Not infrequently one who is dying appears elsewhere than 
his place of death at the time of his death and that can be 
very confusing. The spirit just released from the body is ap- 
parently especially active, although his presence is seldom 
purposeful; he has no reason for appearing, beyond the sim- 
ple pleasure of trying out his new-found power. Defoe, in 



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1706, wrote a classic report of such a visitation in The True 
Relation of the Apparition of one Mrs. Veal, but visits to 
friends and relatives just after death are not at all uncommon. 

One day a woman on the Utica-Little Falls bus was telling 
of a family in East Schuyler who had an annual autumn visit 
from a city fellow who liked to help with the milking. One 
October he didn't come and no explanation accounted for 
his absence, but nobody thought much about it. Then one 
morning late in the fall, Henry, the old fanner who owned 
the place, was out milking when he felt a tap on the shoulder. 
He turned around to see his city friend standing by him. 
"Can I help you milk her, Henry?" was all he said. Henry got 
up and let him finish milking, thinking no more about it ex- 
cept that his friend had decided to come after all Henry 
wasn't one of those fellows who thinks you have to waste a 
lot of breath talking. The newcomer milked until the pail 
was full, whereupon he handed it to Henry and walked to 
the house. At breakfast Heniy took a good deal of ribbing 
from his family after he asked where their visitor was and 
told them about the milking. He didn't say a thing not even 
the next week when word came that their friend had died 
down in New York the morning he was there milking, up in 
East Schuyler. 

There are plenty of other stories like that: There's one 
about a man who was seen fixing his roof just before they 
brought word that he had been killed in a mine some miles 
away; another about a woman who was seen praying in a 
New York City church at almost the same time her body was 
taken out of the East River; and on countless farms and in 



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city homes the dying or but momentarily dead appear to 
those who love them at some distance from their bodies. 

In the type of oral ghost tale which is nearest to literary 
form, such as the stories of the ghostly hitchhiker and others 
of the contemporary tales (see Chapter Six), the crux and im- 
pact of the tale most frequently depends upon this ability of 
the dead to deceive the living into thinking that the ghost is 
alive. Often it is not until he vanishes that the truth is dis- 
covered. 

The next degree away from reality if we start with the 
solid bulk of the animated corpse, then take the lifelike 
ghost is the spirit which is perfectly recognizable but is un- 
questionably a ghost because of its translucent and somewhat 
filmlike form. It is recognizable in every detail, but the ob- 
server is under no illusion about what he is facing. From this 
point on, ghosts become progressively less distinguishable 
until they seem mere rushings of air in the night. 

These apparitions fall into three main divisions: First 
there are those characterized by whiteness; then there are 
those who appear as lights; finally there are the miscellaneous 
grotesqueries. 

Artists are great ones to favor the ghost as a white figure, 
usually dressed in something that looks like a trailing night- 
dress. Actually the people report this form only occasionally. 
"The woman in white" is a familiar expression, but she is not 
very clearly defined. We hear such descriptions as a "white 
ghostlike shape," a "hazy figure," a "whispy white mist,'* and 
a "figure surrounded by a nimbus," but they are not much 
more common than animated corpses. 



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Many ghosts are credited with appearing as lights of vari- 
ous sorts. We had balls of fire which skittered about a farm- 
house I once owned, and several of our country friends took 
a serious view of the matter. These balls of fire do act as 
though they are looking for something, of course, but after a 
while they stopped bothering us, so either they weren't ghosts 
or they found what they wanted. Personally, so long as the 
house didn't catch on fire, I didn't much care one way or the 
other. 

A ghost that appears as an ordinary light, looking like a 
lantern or flashlight from a distance, which goes over the 
same route night after night usually has a message he wants to 
convey; either he wants reburial in a cemetery (this seems to 
be a favorite need of murdered peddlers) or he wants to point 
out where money is hidden. A few of the wandering dead 
take the form of flames or colored lights; but frequently 
these are not souls but supernatural warnings of a tragedy or 
disaster which is to appear in a locality or affect a particular 
family. 

The routine ghosts who have no more imagination than 
to come back as lights and shadows seem pale and uninterest- 
ing beside the grotesque characters who choose some unor- 
thodox form for their returns. Long before Washington Irv- 
ing there were headless ghosts in York State and a sizable 
number are still remembered. Sometimes there is no head at 
all; sometimes it is carried by a horseman on his lap. On the 
road from Groveside to Boyntonville, farmers report that if 
you start off to market just before dawn, there is a chance 
that as you go through a patch of woods you may be held up 
by a whole procession of headless men walking across the 



INTRODUCING THE DEAD 1 g 

road. Near Dumpling Hill an old German used to keep handy 
a loaded rifle in the stock of which he had placed passages of 
Scripture written on rolls of paper; this was a guaranty against 
all witches and ghosts but especially against a headless Indian 
he had seen in front of his house, dancing around an old 
stump. In Lewis County they told of a headless man who came 
to a certain barn and milked the cows but it was hard to keep 
hired men on that farm, anyhow. Not until the barn burned 
did he go away. On Watch Hill, near Yorktown Heights, if 
you stand by a certain rock at midnight when there is a full 
moon, you can see a headless Revolutionary soldier step out 
of a crevice in the rock. Not infrequently, as we shall see, 
headless ghosts are the guardians of buried treasure. 

Not only do bodies without heads appear, but miscellane- 
ous parts of anatomy appear too. One of the workers in our 
Watervliet arsenal, for example, remembers an incident of his 
youth in Germany that would rivet itself into the memory of 
any man who had experienced it. When he was a boy, he used 
to wander from farm to farm to help with the harvest. So it 
was with a group of other workers that he lay one night in a 
haymow that they had filled that day. The sun was down and 
the weary men had climbed into the loft to get their sleep, 
but the time for sleep had not yet come, and they lay in the 
warm, sweet hay, talking and joking. The principal butt of 
their laughter was a lank, big-handed Bavarian named Ernst. 
The laughter was rough and the teasing sharp until the poor 
boy grew irritable and anyone with half an eye could see his 
temper getting out of hand. Perhaps another minute and 
there would have been a free-for-all there in the hay, but the 
excitement which came was of a different sort. 



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The one nearest the ladder thought someone was coming 
up with a lantern, and in a moment the whole gang had 
turned in expectation to see who was joining them. The rag- 
ging of Ernst stopped; expectation turned to terror as the 
group saw a brightly glowing head swim up through the hole 
in the loft, move swiftly among the men until it hovered 
above the shaking Ernst. The heavy-lidded eyes looked at 
him, through him; the voice was clouded and far away: 
"Pray, Ernst, pray for your sister's soul, for this day she was 
drowned." The head moved on, rose in the air, and floated si- 
lently out the open window just under the roof. There wasn't 
much work done on that farm the next day, especially after 
the neighbor came to call Ernst home for the funeral of his 
sister, who had indeed died as the strange messenger of the 
night before had announced. 

In Pittstown there is a house, I am told, where on the anni- 
versary of a murder a pair of bloody hands appears on the 
front door. And from the North Woods comes the story of a 
man whose fishing one day netted him nothing but long 
strands of a woman's hair. And after his wife had dried the 
hair out by the fire, it continued to make a sound like the 
dripping of water and in the middle of the night a voice 
came from the hair to tell the woman of a murder and how 
the body must be taken from the lake and buried. Every night 
the dripping continued the voice never came again until 
word had been passed on to the authorities for the raising of 
the body. But most spectacular of all is the ghost that appears 
limb by limb, then head and torso, each part rolling down the 
stairs of the house he haunts in Poughkeepsie. Finally the 
parts roll together and there stands your spook. Most people 



INTRODUCING THE DEAD 1 5 

don't hang around very long, looking at him. It is worth not- 
ing that only very rarely, in the folklore of our people, do the 
dead appear as skeletons Hallowe'en notwithstanding. 

When you see a ghost in the form of an animal, it may be 
either the spirit of an animal returned to earth, or it may be 
a ghostly human in this guise. The latter is by no means com- 
mon, and very frequently when found here it comes from Ital- 
ians who are accustomed to this belief in the old country. One 
American of Italian origin tells of a woodsman he knew who 
saw a ghost bulldog once, with the face and mustache of a 
friend of his who had recently been killed nearby. Generally 
speaking, of course, what seems to be the ghost of an animal 
is just that. Horses and dogs are the most likely to return to 
our world, but cows do too, and once in seven blue moons a 
shade of a cat will come mincing in. That seems odd to me 
that cats, with all their reputation for mystery and secrecy, 
are not more often seen after their ninth life is dosed. Horses 
sometimes carry ghostly riders, more often appear by them- 
selves. One rose from her grave to help her master do a last 
spring plowing ("the skin was a mite loose, but it was old 
Dolly, all right"), while a famous trotter buried on the 
grounds can be heard at Matteawan State Hospital. 

If a ghost is the sensible return of a soul from among the 
dead to the land of the. living, we are put to it for a proper 
name for the reappearance of inanimate objects which return 
from the past. Often this is part of a re-enacted scene in which 
those objects had a part. A ghostly horse will draw a ghostly 
hearse to the cemetery; a train will travel down the track; a 
ghost will turn a grindstone that has long since been dis- 



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carded. In Troy there was a little Quaker lady who liked to 
return to the room that had been hers when she was alive, 
and when she came all the furniture which had been there in 
her day came back too. 

One phenomenon that has always interested me is the re- 
ported presence in Cohoes of the Death Coach, so well known 
in Irish folklore. It is a good example of the constant absorp- 
tion into our American folk culture of the lore of those who 
came to us from across the sea. As in Ireland, the coach fol- 
lowed certain streets and the souls who died along its route 
during the day were picked up at midnight, and it was con- 
sidered a great honor to live upon its circuit. The coach was 
sometimes called the "horseless carriage," for no horses were 
visible between its shafts. In the same city there was another 
ghostly carriage full of gay, dead young people, enjoying 
themselves but not the least bit interested in stopping for 
fresh recruits. 

While many accounts of the returning dead are hazy, there 
are enough with sharp details to make it possible to assert 
that twice as many men return after death as women. One 
reason for this is that men are much more likely to meet their 
deaths violently than women, and a goodly segment of the 
wandering dead were murdered, killed in accidents, or com- 
mitted suicide; about every third ghost met death violently. 

Their age is somewhat more difficult to determine. My 
guess would be that the age of ghosts (they seem not to age 
after death) follows the normal mortality curve of a hundred 
years ago, with a reasonable allowance to account for the ex- 
ceptional number of murders, suicides, and fatal accidents. 



INTRODUCING THE DEAD 1 7 

Since there was then an unusually high death rate among chil- 
dren, we observe that about one ghost in ten is under his 
majority, but even with this group, many were done in by 
violence. This is in contrast to the stories of European ghosts, 
where relatively few are young. 

One of the striking facts about the dead is that apparently 
almost anybody can come back if he has sufficient reason or 
wants to. There are thousands of the returning dead who 
were just ordinary, run-of-the-mill citizens like yourself. If 
you had sat across the bridge table from them while they were 
still alive, it never would have occurred to you to say to your- 
self, "This is the type that haunts houses." Many of them are 
plain farmers or simple housewives. But businessmen, serv- 
ants, industrial workers, clergymen, soldiers, and sailors are 
just as likely to return as horse thieves, gamblers, prostitutes, 
and "fellers who die bad." Jews, Catholics, Protestants, and 
heathens, Negroes, Indians, and white men, saints and sinners 
all have the same rights after death; if they want to come 
back, they come. These, of course, are the recognizable ghosts; 
there is the great multitude whom none can recognize and of 
whom nothing specific is known. 

In all fairness ghosts have gotten an undeservedly bad 
name. Everybody goes about acting afraid of them and this 
reflects on their reputations; all this foolishness in the Sunday 
supplements and on Hallowe'en and a long-standing tradition 
has led the people to think that meeting the dead is a harrow- 
ing experience and fraught with great dangers. This is non- 
sense and statistically unsound. I could produce tabulations 
and charts to prove it isn't so. What this country needs is a 



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Society for the Prevention of the Defamation of the Return- 
ing Dead. 

The truth is that the great majority of the dead are totally 
indifferent to your values, but they do have something on 
their minds that needs to be taken care of, or they have some 
sort of compulsion which makes it necessary for them to come 
back to old scenes. It is true, a few come back maliciously, but 
much less frequently in this country than abroad. Never does 
a malevolent ghost harm one who is innocent of wrong; when 
one of them is violent, it is because he has good reason and I 
have heard of their knocking down, whipping, beating, brand- 
ing, scratching those they feel they are justified in punishing. 
But a ghost almost never runs berserk, hurting innocent by- 
standers; the few who are out for trouble direct it at those 
who have betrayed them. If your conscience is clear, you have 
nothing to worry about; even if it isn't, it may be some con- 
solation to know that occasions of violence are very rare in- 
deed. On the other hand, a great many ghosts are a nuisance, 
making noises, moving furniture, letting the cat in, scaring 
the dogs or horses, opening doors that are locked and shutting 
blinds that are open, but these antics are more often than not 
devices for getting attention. These are not the malevolent 
dead, though some people are frightened by them. As we shall 
see presently, many ghosts come back to do favors of various 
kinds and with other generous and kindly purposes in mind 
far, far more than come back in anger. 




CHAPTER Two 



It would be an endless task to present the wide variety of 
reasons why the dead return, but perhaps a little sampling 
will give some idea. After examining hundreds of accounts of 
ghosts, it seems to me that these reasons fall roughly into five 
categories: they come back to re-enact their own deaths; to 
complete unfinished business; to re-engage in what were their 
normal pursuits when they were alive; to protest or punish; 
or, finally, to warn, console, inform, guard, or reward the 
living. 

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Why anyone would want to re-enact his last moments on 
earth, especially if those moments were fraught with intense 
inner conflict, I do not understand yet. One old man who 
died sitting in a little closet off his bedroom, putting on his 
pants (one of the most absurd of all human postures cer- 
tainly), has been seen by his granddaughters in the same 
closet, going through the same business more than once. In 
Johnstown, after World War I, a shell-shocked father came 
roaring out of his house one day with a razor in his hand and 
slashed the throat of his wife, who was standing by their fence 
with her baby in her arms, talking to a neighbor woman. As 
he ran on toward the back yard his wife started to follow 
him, yelling, "I'll kill you!" The moment she moved, her 
head dangled and she fell down dead. As soon as he saw that 
she was dead he cut his own throat. Blood flowed all around 
them. A few nights later two women saw the figures re-enact- 
ing the whole scene, and the agonizing screams chopped 
through the quiet of the night. The house they lived in was 
hardly fit for habitation because of the racket they made, and 
this continued despite the fact that three times priests blessed 
the house and yard. They kept on disturbing the peace until 
the house burned down. 

Suicides most frequently get the urge to try again. In Glen- 
mont, below Albany, they tell me there is a house which once 
belonged to the Van Rensselaers. Long ago and for some rea- 
son now forgotten, the lady of the house lost her reason and 
began to distrust and then hate her entire family. One day 
the ragged thread of her sanity snapped and she went to the 
attic where she burned all the valuable papeis she could find 
and then went out on the widow's walk. There she paced up 



WHY THEY RETURN j> x 

and down for a few moments before she leaped off. It is in that 
last moment or two of indecision and in that final leap that 
she is seen in our time: the unsettled pacing to and fro, the 
sudden jump, the hurtling body. 

To a mortal mind it makes far more sense for the dead to 
return to complete some matter of business which was left 
unfinished at death than to go through the death act over and 
over again. Later we shall discover a considerable number of 
stories with this as the motivating factor, but a few examples 
now will set the pattern. When the dead die with some- 
thing on their minds, some intention unfulfilled, some ques- 
tion unanswered, they often do something about it. 

Down in Schoharie there was an old man who had a 
sprightly daughter who was being courted by a chap named 
Sam whom her father didn't think worth the powder to blow 
him to Hell. There wasn't much he could do about it; he 
was down sick in bed and the girl had a mind of her own. 
One day Sam was hanging around the house and the two men 
had some words. It ended up with the old man yelling out 
that he'd get even with the young pipsqueak somehow, some 
day. A few days later he died and Sam was free to see his girl 
as often as he wanted. One night after they had been making 
the plans for their wedding, he started whistling down the 
path for home. It was close to midnight when he saw the girl's 
father standing in the middle of the path with a whip in his 
hand, only instead of the decrepit oldster he had been when 
he died, he was young and strong and full of fight. He lay 
into Sam with his whip and Sam ran; the faster he ran, the 
heavier came the blows of the whip. All the way home the 



22 THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

whip kept lashing away and Sam couldn't escape it. After he 
got in the house he packed up a bundle of his duds and lit 
out of there; the girl never saw him again. So that was a piece 
of business that was finished. 

Farther east, near Mariaville, there was a Scot who had an 
argument with his next-door neighbor over their boundary 
line; the neighbor claimed that Sandy had moved the stone 
that served as a marker some distance in his own favor. After 
Sandy died there was even more trouble because the case went 
to court. And those who passed that way claimed that you 
could see the old Scot sitting out there on the stone, all night 
long, his red tam-o'-shanter cocked on his head as though he 
just dared anyone to lay a finger on that stone. So far as I 
know, nobody ever did. 

Husbands and wives have their unfinished business too. 
They tell of a Massachusetts man who was a cussed character 
and made his wife's life a misery for years. She was a gentle, 
placid soul who let the old brute have his way and just went 
on being sweet about it. Time went by and neither of them 
changed any, right up to the day of his death. But one night 
after he had been gone a few weeks she woke up with a start 
to find him standing beside the bed. She was scared; she didn't 
say a word, just lay there in the darkness. The next night she 
woke up about the same time and there he was again. He 
didn't move or make any gesture in her direction; all he did 
was to stand there looking down at her. If she was scared the 
first night, she was terrified this second time. Both nights, 
after a while, he faded away. The third night when she went 
to bed she decided that if he came again she would lay aside 
her fear and speak to him. After all, it was only her husband, 



WHY THEY RETURN 33 

and if she could put up with him for years on end while he 
was alive, she figured that there wasn't any sense in her being 
frightened of him after he was dead. That night he was there 
again. She held her breath for a minute and then she spoke. 

"What do you want, John?" 

"I want your forgiveness, Mary, for the bad way I treated 
you during our life together." 

"Good heavens, John, is that all you want! You were for- 
given long ago." And with that John disappeared and never 
came back, so far as she knew. 

The shoe was on the other foot in a family up in Lowville 
where the wife died, never having cured her husband, Matt, 
of card playing. She had spent all her married life trying to 
persuade him by fair means and foul to give up going out 
with the boys to play poker. She did better after death. Old 
Matt's house, then being womanless, was a fine place for the 
crowd to gather, so for some months after he became a wid- 
ower, Matt played host to his cronies. Then he began to 
notice that one by one they were dropping out. It wasn't until 
his friend Paddy was the only one left that he found out why. 
His wife had discovered that by appearing to each of her hus- 
band's friends on a night when he was going home alone 
through the swamp, she could discourage his poker playing 
for some time to come. They tell me she is still hanging 
around Lowville, and any man in that town who starts mak- 
ing a practice of leaving his wife home so that he can get in a 
little stud with the boys is liable to meet up with her on the 
way home especially if he has to pass that swamp out Matt's 
way. Some women are just spoilsports by nature. 

A very different reason brings a woman back to Walton, 



THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 




and has been bringing her back for a long time. About a hun- 
dred years ago a woman wanted an octagon house and her 
husband had the plans drawn and was all ready to build it 
when she died. They owned a piece of land alongside a very 
twisting road not far from the cemetery, and after she was 
buried, her husband went ahead and built the house anyway. 
It is one of the few octagons in that section. It has a spiral 
staircase from cellar to cupola and other interesting details 
that would have pleased the lady mightily if she had ever had 
a chance to see it. And she tries, mind you, to get there from 
the cemetery to have a pood look at it but she never Quite 



WHY THEY RETURN 05 

makes it. Everyone knows that the reason there are accidents 
there at night is that drivers see her halfway across the road 
and swerve to miss her, often piling into another car. But you 
can't blame her for trying. 

Another to whom a particular building meant a great deal 
was the pastor of a Catholic parish who had planned for many 
years to repair and remodel his church. The congregation 
had been collecting money for that purpose and at length 
there was enough saved to begin the work. At that point their 
beloved and devoted priest died and other hands had to carry 
through the plans. The new priest did the best he could to 
fulfill the dream of his predecessor, but the details had not all 
been set down and when he went over the matter with the 
contractor, he had to guess at many of the original intentions. 
The workmen erected their scaffolding and started work. The 
first night as they were about to leave the building an elderly 
priest met the foreman at the door and gave precise instruc- 
tions for the work that was to be done the next day. They fol- 
lowed his orders, and the next night, indeed every night, as 
the foreman was about to leave, he found the old priest at the 
door. It was not until some days later that the foreman had 
occasion to seek out the young pastor to ask some questions 
about the day's work which the older man had not made quite 
clear. What old priest was the foreman talking about? There 
must be some mistake, for no one besides the pastor had any 
voice in the changes that were to be made. At length it be- 
came apparent that the dead priest was seeing to it that his 
plans were carried out to the last detail, and his successor very 
wisely gave instructions that whatever orders he gave were to 



2 6 THINGS TOAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

be fulfilled to the letter. The ghost continued to come each 
night for his brief interview until the church was finished. 

There is an interesting group of stories dealing with 
ghostly priests who fulfill after death promises made while 
still alive. The basic tale is of European origin and has made 
itself completely at home on American soil; there is little 
distinction to be made among the versions which came from 
Ireland, Italy, and Alsace-Lorraine and those which are told 
of Albany, Glens Falls, and Brooklyn. Probably the story 
could be found among Catholics the world around, for often, 
I notice, it comes directly or indirectly from a member of the 
clergy. This is the story of the priest who died before certain 
masses which he had promised to say could be said, and how 
ultimately the mass was sung and the promise kept. 

It sometimes happens that a dead priest contrives to bring 
to the attention of a living confrere the fact that in passing 
to the other side he has left obligations unfulfilled. There 
was a priest who took over a parish in Wellsville, for example, 
after an elderly and greatly beloved pastor had died. Soon he 
observed a curious phenomenon: every night as he lay in bed 
a strong light shone on the books of a certain section of the 
bookshelves. This became so annoying that he called in an 
electrician and did everything else he could think of to dis- 
cover the source of this strange and unaccountable nuisance. 
Finally, almost in desperation, he took out all the books in 
that section of the shelves and went through each one, page 
by page. The last book in the section was the breviary the old 
priest had been reading when he died. In its pages the priest 
found a ten-dollar bill and a note requesting ten masses for 
the dead. Apparently they had been given to the old man, 



WHY THEY RETURN 27 

who had died before the masses could be said. After the re- 
quest had been fulfilled, the light never shone again on the 
bookshelves. 

Another and similar incident about a dead priest concerns 
the combination on the safe rattling each night as the suc- 
cessor read his office, and not until the order book was dis- 
covered within the safe and the masses said did the rattling 
cease. In Toledo, Canada, the dead priest appeared to one of 
his parishioners, whereupon she fled the church where she 
had gone to pray. When she told the current pastor, he advised 
her to go back a second time, for the dead man might have 
some important message for her. She followed his advice and 
when the old priest appeared he told her of a mass for which 
he had been paid but which he had failed to say. Until that 
mass was said, he would be unable to rest. And so the living 
priest said the mass and the dead priest found it unnecessary 
to return. 

Often, however, it is the dead priest himself who sings the 
mass, and this is the more common European version if the 
examples at my disposal are a sufficient cross section to judge 
by. While this has been told as happening in St. Mary's 
Church in Glens Falls and in the Cathedral of the Immaculate 
Conception in Albany (where the girl who saw the dead priest 
say the mass left the building with her hair suddenly turned 
snow-white, to die a few days later), I prefer the version which 
concerns Visitation Parish in Brooklyn. 

About thirty years ago a man fell asleep in the back of that 
church and was locked in for the night by mistake. Promptly 
at midnight he awoke. Lights had been turned up on the 
altar, and a priest had come out dressed in his vestments, evi- 



2 g THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

dently prepared to say mass. He stepped to the foot of the 
altar and, facing the empty pews, called out, "Is anybody here? 
Is anybody here?" When no answer came, the lights went out 
and the priest disappeared. 

The poor man in the rear pew was so frightened that he 
had been unable to speak out and for the rest of the night he 
huddled in the back of the church. No sooner were the doors 
open in the morning than he went to the priest to tell him 
what he had seen. It was agreed that they would go together 
the following night to see if the lonely cleric would return. 
At the stroke of midnight the candles on the darkened altar 
lighted up and the priest dressed in his vestments came for- 
ward once again. Once again he looked out over the dark 
church and asked, "Is anybody here? Is anybody here?" 

"We are here/' answered the living priest. 

The figure in priestly vestments began saying the mass and 
went through the entire ritual; then he walked off the altar, 
never to return. The priest explained to his awe-struck pa- 
rishioner, that they had seen some priest out of the church's 
past who had promised to say a mass and neglected to fulfill 
his promise. But not even in death could he rectify his fault 
unless there were someone present in the church as he read 
the mass. 

Among the Irish in Glens Falls they tell of a man who, pass- 
ing St. Mary's Church late one night, saw that the lights were 
all on and heard the choir singing for all it was worth. The 
front door was locked, and that made him curious, so he 
climbed the outside wall and peered through the window 
where he recognized the priest and members of the choir and 
congregation, all of them former neighbors and old friends 



WHY THEY RETURN 2 Q 

of his, each of whom lay cold and dead in the burial ground. 

A woman remembers that in her girlhood in Fonnicola, 
Italy, they told of a pious woman who woke in the middle of 
the night to hear the churchbells ringing, so she got up di- 
rectly, dressed, and went to the church. But she knew none 
of the congregation nor the priest. Then the woman who sat 
next to her explained that the priest was saying masses which 
he had failed to say while he was still alive and that the con- 
gregation was making up for masses they had missed while 
they were alive and that the pious woman was the only liv- 
ing soul who had ever attended one of their services. 

Nor are the Catholics the only ones who tell of ghostly 
congregations, for the Jews have stories to the effect that 
sometimes at midnight, when the synagogue is locked and 
dark, the dead hold religious services only they say it back- 
ward, and should anyone from among the living be present 
and see that ghoulish travesty, he would leave the building 
forever deaf, dumb, and blind. Thus, when the parents of a 
small child in Smorgon, Poland, discovered that he had been 
locked in, the parents ran in terror to their rabbi. But he was 
a learned man and knew how to propitiate the dead. He 
formed a procession of the leading men of the congregation 
and, each carrying a torch, they filed to the synagogue. There 
the rabbi stepped to the door and knocked three times. Then 
he repeated certain prayers backward and abjured the spirits 
of the dead to leave the place of worship. His learning was 
the saving of the child, for when they opened the doors he 
came forth happy and well. He told them that he had watched 
the dead hold their services and when they danced in the 
aisles, he had danced with one of them. But no one had done 



gO THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

him any harm, and he seemed none the worse for his experi- 
ence except, perhaps, that he was a little sleepy. 

Sometimes the dead return to pick up the threads of their 
lives momentarily and then fade back into limbo. It is often 
the simple, everyday acts they seek to recapture. The ma- 
chinist returns to his lathe, the patent medicine king works 
on in his old laboratory, the miller grinds his corn once more, 
the widow searches the horizon for her husband's long-lost 
ship, and sailors walk the shore at Sodus Bay, scanning Lake 
Ontario for comrades who were lost in a bad nor'wester. The 
dead boss of an East Chatham cheese factory used to be seen 
in the furnace room around midnight, leaning against a post, 
smoking his pipe as he had been wont to do. 

The drunkard may come back for a drink, like old Jim 
who used to hang around the Dater Tavern on the Albany- 
Saratoga Road. Jim had been a very pleasant fellow, drunk 
or sober. He worked as hired hand at various farms in the 
neighborhood and spent all his money in the tavern used 
to say that if he ever got a mouthful of water, it would finish 
him. When he was dying he looked around and, with a kind 
of grin on his good-natured face, begged that they bury him 
on the little hill in back of the tavern, so it would be real 
handy if he needed a drink. About ten years later the tavern 
was sold and made into a farmhouse. The new family would 
wake up in the night and hear Jim down in the living room 
(which had been the bar) getting his nightcap before rolling 
back to his little residence. The end of this story provides the 
irony and pathos: one day one of the daughters of the family 
was out walking on the hill and kicked something she thought 



WHY THEY RETURN 3 1 

was a white stone. But it wasn't; it was Jim's skull. It rolled 
down the hill and fell into the creek at the bottom. They 
reburied the skull and the rest of the bones in a deeper grave, 
but the water had passed his teeth and the damage had been 
done. Old Jim never came again to order drinks in the old 
barroom, thus ending the adventure of one of the happiest 
ghosts of whom I know. 

The Austin family, who had many another attribute, were 
a musical lot. Old Joseph when he was alive was one of the 
best players of the French accordion in New Hampshire. One 
time Grandpa got a notion that his father (Joseph) would 
likely come to see him that night, so he set the chair out in 
his bedroom and waited. After a spell not only his father but 
his uncle Jonathan put in an appearance. The three of them 
had a fine time talking about the old days, and when Joseph 
saw his accordion he was so delighted that he picked it up 
and began to play. He was better than when he was alive 
so good, in fact, that Grandma Austin came to the door to 
find out what was going on. She knew Grandpa couldn't play 
as well as that, but when he shouted through the locked door 
that it was his old man playing the contraption and when 
she heard her father-in-law's voice, she fled in terror. As 
Grandpa's father and uncle rose to go, he shook hands with 
them both, and they promised to return if the family kept 
the news from Joseph's second wife, who wasn't very popular. 
(Of course, Grandma couldn't keep quiet, so they never came 
again.) But the next morning Grandpa discovered that Jo- 
seph, the old rascal, had taken the accordion with him. I like 
to think of him playing it wherever he is, with all his ancient 
zest. 



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The pleasures of the Austin family point up the fact that 
the returning dead frequently enjoy themselves immensely. 
And sometimes they re-enact a happy experience of special 
importance to themselves. A Polish woman in Schenectady 
recalls the day when the lord of the estate where she was born 
sent her on an errand to another manor. When she arrived 
it was after dark, so the lady of the house suggested that she 
spend the night. With some hesitation she added that there 
was only one free bedroom in the house, but she hoped that 
a girl could get a restful night's sleep there. The girl had a 
good sleep all right, but in the morning her hostess seemed 
unduly solicitous as to the kind of night she had put in and 
was relieved when she was assured that everything had been 
very peaceful. 

A month or so later the girl came back on another errand 
for her master and was told to take the same room as before. 
This time the night wasn't so uneventful. As she was dozing 
off, she heard the doorknob being softly turned. She got up 
and went to the door, opened it, and peered out into the hall. 
There was no one there, so she locked her door again and 
went back to bed. After a spell the door was tried again, this 
time more violently than before. She lit a candle, unlocked 
the door, and again peered out into the corridor, only to find 
it still empty. As she closed the door she thought she heard 
horses' hooves and the rolling wheels of a carriage outside her 
window, along the cobblestone drive. She ran to the window 
and peered out into the moonlight; she could see the full 
length of the driveway but, although she could distinctly 
hear the vehicle, there was nothing to be seen. 

Remembering the solicitude which the great lady had 



WHY THEY RETURN 33 

shown for her the last time she stayed in the house, the girl 
gathered up her courage and went to the woman's room, 
where she explained what she had heard in full detail. There 
was no surprise in the older woman's face, nor any of the 
disbelief which the girl had half expected. No, this was what 
the woman had anticipated the first time. The fact of the 
matter was that the girl had been sleeping in the room once 
occupied by a daughter of the family. A suitor who was 
frowned upon by her parents had come to her one night, 
opened the bedroom door, and then driven off with her down 
the driveway in his fine carriage. The daughter was never 
seen -again, but sometimes when the moon was just right, the 
couple would re-enact their elopement: the turning of the 
doorknob, the rolling clatter of the horses and carriage. 
Sometimes there was a tinkling of a woman's laughter, but 
not this night. 

There was an Irish couple whose story is told in Albany 
and the like of which I have never heard. One would hardly 
say they re-engaged in their living pursuits, although, ulti- 
mately that is what happened. They were a bride and groom, 
but before the crumbs of the wedding cake could be swept 
away, the bride had gone where there is neither marriage nor 
giving in marriage. The nights were sleepless for the youthful 
widower; he could think only of the cup of happiness they 
had barely raised to their lips before it was dashed to the 
ground and broken. As he lay bemoaning his lot, about a 
week after his bride's death, he realized that theie was a glow- 
ing light outside his first-floor window. He got out of bed to 
see a girl with her back toward him, standing in the moon- 
light and combing her hair with a golden comb. Everything 



34 THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

about her reminded him of his wife, but he could not be sure 
until she turned around. He waited, breathless, beginning to 
think it might be a banshee, for they too are ever combing 
their long tresses in the moonlight with golden combs. At 
last she turned; it was his wife and no mistake. The swift in- 
take of his breath must have frightened her, for no sooner 
was he sure that it was she than she was gone. 

AH the next day he thought about this; he wondered, as 
have so many before him who have seen the restless dead, was 
this a dream? Did she come to him while he slept, yet so 
clearly that there was no boundary between sleeping and 
waking? "If she were a dream/' he thought, "she will not 
come again just as she did last night; but if she does come 
again, I will grab at the comb. If the comb is in my hands 
when the cold light of morning comes down over these green 
hills, then what has come to me is no dream at all but my own 
Mary, back from yonder." That night he didn't so much as 
try to go to sleep; rather he stood hour after hour by the win- 
dow noiselessly waiting. When midnight came, there was the 
nimbus of light again and the girl just outside his window 
with the gold comb in her hand, combing her hair over and 
over. He didn't speak, nor utter any sound, but in a flash he 
plucked the comb from her hand. The light vanished and his 
bride \vith it. The next night she didn't come, nor the next. 
He was sad, looking at the golden comb, remembering, curs- 
ing his own haste. Then one night she was there. 

Tired to his very soul, he had gone to bed early with the 
gold comb tight in his hand, the teeth of it pressed into his 
palm. He woke up suddenly; the light outside the window was 



WHY THEY RETURN 35 

just dimly perceptible. No sooner was he up and out of bed 
than she spoke to him. 

"Michael, I'm needing my comb back," and he heard the 
sad murmur of a meadow brook in her voice; no man who 
loved her could refuse her asking. 

Carefully now, lest his living flesh touch her ghostly fingers 
the Irish are careful about these matters he placed the 
comb on a yardstick that was by him, then extended it over 
the sill within her easy reach. When she had it again, a smile 
came to her eyes and they stood together and talked, the sad- 
glad talk of lovers who have parted, reunited, and must again 
go separate ways. But she had a scheme, the whys and where- 
fores she could make clear to no living man; the simple fact 
was that there was a single chance, a long and desperate 
chance that she could come back to the land of the living and 
to him, not for a few speeding seconds, but to live out the 
natural pattern of her life. He was to do exactly as she told 
him, and he was to keep well his secret. 

On Friday week there was a great parade in town to open 
the annual fair. The merchants, the pipers, the farmers who 
were going to show their fine horses, and a little band of 
traveling showmen all paraded down the street while the 
pipers played their wild music. For none of these did the 
young widower have any eyes; he kept watching for the end 
of the line, the last horse. Then it came, a beautiful stallion, 
white as linen bleaching in the sun, and riding it, her head 
high and her eyes as proud as a queen's, was his bride. Just as 
she had told him to, he waited, crouching low by the road- 
way; then, as she came abreast of him, he dashed out from his 
post and circled her waist with his arms to swing her lightly 



36 THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

to earth. Her arms were about his neck and her lips tight- 
pressed to his, for in this strange manner he had rescued her 
from the shadows of the other world and she could stay with 
him for a long life and a happy one. 

With those who return to protest deeds of omission and 
commission by the living, the commonest complaint of the 
dead is that they have been buried in some out-of-the-way 
place to which they object. This is a prime reason w r hy so 
many victims of murder come back to us, but all such we 
shall consider in the next chapter. 

Sometimes a man will vow at his death that he will come 
back either as a proof of his innocence or in case his wishes 
are neglected. For years there was a ghost that walked the 
halls of St. Agnes* School for girls in Albany, built where 
there had once been a gallows tree. It was said to be one who 
had stood in that spot with the rope around his neck and 
sworn that he would reappear until his innocence was estab- 
lished. I taught in that building one year after the St. Agnes' 
School had been moved to new quarters; a great many very 
odd things happened but, I'm sorry to say, no ghost appeared. 
A new office building is now on the site, and while steel and 
concrete do not preclude ghosts, they seldom move from one 
settled habitat to another. 

Out in Westmoreland a farmer named DeVinney worked 
hard to leave his children a heritage of rich and fruitful earth, 
but he died long before his children were old enough to take 
over the management of the land. Mrs. DeVinney hesitated 
for some time before she sold the farm because she could hear 
in her mind's ear his deathbed vow that if the land were sold 



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out of the family he would come back to haunt anyone who 
bought it. A young couple purchased it anyway, and in a few 
months the wife gave birth to a child. As she lay in bed read- 
ing one day a short time after her labor, she looked up to dis- 
cover Mr. DeVinney sitting at the foot of the bed. He was 
very good-natured about it. 

"I told my wife I'd come back and haunt whoever bought 
this house," he said, and then he grinned at her. 

The woman screamed, but before her husband rushed into 
the room, Mr. DeVinney had gone. Nor was that the last of 
him. About a month later, what with a new baby, they 
thought there ought to be a big family party and so all the 
kinfolk for miles around came over for Sunday chicken din- 
ner. Afterward, when the dishes were done, they gathered on 
the front porch to have a picture taken. It was a fine picture; 
even the baby was just as clear as could be. And there was 
Mr. DeVinney peering out the parlor window; he still looked 
good-natured about it. 

Protesting ghosts are very often parents who go on trying 
to direct their children's lives even after death has parted 
them. The kind of parent who would not let his child work 
out his own salvation usually has the kind of child that never 
will learn anything anyway. There was a miserly couple out 
East Schodack way who had pinched and saved until they 
were eighty and all the fun had long since gone out of their 
lives. He "died of meanness and shortly after his wife died 
from eating moldy crackers." But their daughter found that 
all the poor-mouth talk she had been hearing for sixty years 
was foolishness; to her great amazement she came into a neat 
sum or money. No one in his right mind would have said that 



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she painted the town red or spent the money like a drunken 
sailor, but according to her parents' standards she went hog- 
wild. And they made their objections very evident: they 
rapped on the walls at night; they bumped around the place 
so that nobody could get any sleep. Every once in a while her 
father would appear, floating up and down the stairs, white 
whiskers and all. Matters got so bad that she rented the house 
and moved away. This apparently confused her parents, for 
they kept right on haunting the house, while she went else- 
where to spend their money on simple pleasures they would 
have considered sheer madness. But they didn't follow her; 
they just made it very difficult for her to get any rent out of 
the house: tenants didn't stay overlong. 

Another ghost had quite a different effect upon his grown 
son, with far more serious results. There was a very wealthy 
man down near Rye in Westchester County who had violated 
all Ten Commandments, with the possible exception of mur- 
der, which no one had ever proved. As his last hour ap- 
proached, he began to worry about his son and heir, who was 
a chip off the old block. If the father had learned anything, it 
was that one had to pay bitterly for the kind of life that he had 
led, and he wanted the younger man to avoid paying the price 
if possible. They had a long talk in which the father's fears 
were thoroughly explored. At the last moments he turned to 
his son and said, "I shall be watching you every minute of 
every day. If you step over the bounds into mortal sin, I shall 
return and make you suffer for it." 

At first the son behaved very well, for his father's threat was 
constantly in his mind, but toward the end of the first year his 
financial affairs went from bad to worse. He was in danger of 



WHY THEY RETURN 39 

losing everything he owned house, investments, his father's 
entire estate. There was, so far as he could see, only one way 
of escape: embezzlement. There was an opportunity and one 
day he took it. 

That night he awakened to hear a strange sound; while it 
drew closer he tried to identify it. It was the sound of chains 
just outside his bedroom door. Chains are very rarely rattled 
by our native ghosts, but once in a while the old-country ways 
crop up. In terror he yelled for his butler, but when the serv- 
ant came the noise ceased. The next night he ordered all the 
doors and windows closed and locked. He decided to stay up 
all night, waiting. Shortly after midnight he was just begin- 
ning to doze when the clanking rattle of the chains came 
again, nearer and nearer. He screamed for the servants, but 
by the time they arrived he had fainted. 

The following night the police were asked to send a detail 
to watch the premises, though in his heart he was certain that 
no mundane law force could capture the rattler of the chains. 
He took one of the largest dogs from his kennel up to his 
room with him. Once more he ordered all the doors and 
windows locked and he checked the window in his room him- 
self. He sat down by the fireplace, the only cheerful sight in 
a house pervaded with fear. Suddenly he looked at the dog: 
the beast was standing up, staring at the window. The man 
felt a little breeze, and then out of the corner of his eye he 
saw the curtain flutter. For a long time he did not dare turn 
around; then, in a burst of courage he did. Just inside the 
window stood his father. When the servants found him he 
was unconscious on the floor. The dog was dead. 

They took the fellow to the hospital where the doctors told 



40 THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

him there was nothing wrong with him at all. He was in an 
advanced state of hysteria and insisted that his father would 
come for him again. On the fourth night, the first after he 
got to the hospital, the nurse had no sooner left his room 
than the whole floor was electrified by a bloodcurdling scream 
coming from his room. Two or three nurses and an intern 
rushed in to quiet him before he had the hospital in an up- 
roar. But it was quite unnecessary; he lay dead on the floor 
beneath the window which was unaccountably open. 

I have also heard of a mother whose post-mortem interest 
in her daughter's private life led to quite a different ending. 
There was a marriage and it had ceased to be a good mar- 
riage. Though the couple lived under the same roof, they 
went their separate ways. Then the wife's mother was taken 
ill and came to live with them. The wife gave up her job to 
take care of her mother, with whom she shared the guest 
room. After a few weeks the older woman died and was 
buried, but her daughter continued to use the guest room. 
One night, just as she was drifting off to sleep, she felt her bed 
move as if it had been poked. She thought it was her little 
dachshund, and without opening her eyes, she said, "Down, 
Fritz!" When the bed moved a second time, she sat up to 
scold the dog. But it wasn't Fritz at all; instead, beside the 
bed was a bright light, in the center of which stood her 
mother. 

"Get up, Alice," said her mother, and Alice obeyed. Alice 
had always obeyed when her mother spoke. 

Her mother held out her hand and Alice took it. As she did 
so, a chill ran up her arm, completely numbing it. Her 
mother led her quietly out of the guest room and down the 



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hall as far as her husband's bedroom door. There she gave her 
daughter a look both penetrating and meaningful, after which 
the mother was slowly consumed by the bright light, and then 
that too faded. 

Alice considered this a command from a better world. So 
she opened the door and went in; after that, they used the 
guest room for guests. 

A constant source of discontent among ghosts is a burial not 
to their liking. Those lying in hidden graves or unblessed 
ground are universally restless. There is a story from Poland 
told here in New York of a woman who suffered, not for her- 
self, but for her child. Between two Polish villages ran a road 
beside which was a cemetery. There came a time when any- 
one driving or walking along the road was likely to be joined 
by a strange woman who appeared from nowhere. If her com- 
panion was quiet, she went with him as far as the edge of the 
next town; if he spoke to her, she vanished immediately. This 
became such a common occurrence that nobody thought 
about it, one way or another. But there was one man who was 
not so stoical as the others. He wanted to know why this 
woman couldn't rest in her grave like a respectable person, 
minding her own business. 

One day as the woman joined him he put his thumb and 
index fingers inside his belt, and this, for reasons which I 
cannot explain, kept her from disappearing when he spoke 
to her. She begged him to release her, but he asked, *'Why do 
you not lie in your grave and take your rest? What is it that 
keeps you forever wandering between these towns?" Then 
she told him of her unbaptized baby, buried in a far corner 
of the cemetery, who would not let her rest. If the living 



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wished to do her a real kindness, then for the love of God, go 
find the little grave with its cross made of tiny white stones 
and have the priest bless it so that she could sleep as a dead 
woman should. In sorrow and pity the man released her and 
went straightway to the priest. Together they found the little 
grave overgrown with weeds. They cleared away the brush 
and the priest blessed the grave, and then they went their 
separate ways. The next time the man came to the village, the 
woman appeared for the last time to any living soul, to thank 
him for bringing her peace and quiet. 

It is a well-known fact that a person who loses a leg in an 
accident is liable to feel cold or dampness in that leg if it is 
buried too near the surface of the ground. A more acute prob- 
lem comes after death. 

A neighbor of Michael Welch, when he lived back in Ire- 
land, lost his leg in an accident. Between the shock and his 
grief over the loss, it wasn't six months before he was a dead 
man. A few mornings after the funeral Mr. Welch and his 
mother were sitting over their morning cup of tea when the 
door opened and the widow came rushing in with a wild tale 
about her husband appearing to her the night before. The 
Welches put it down to the hard time she'd been having and 
the bad way she was in. But the next morning, and the next, 
she came back with the same story. There was something 
wrong, or her man would never in the wide world keep pester- 
ing so. So they told her to speak up sharp and plain to him if 
he came again, saying, "In the name of God, what do you 
want?" The next night he came again, and what would he be 
wanting but his leg? So they went out and dug it up and 
buried it with his body. That was all the poor fellow was 



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Tti/ 

after; from that time on, he rested easy and was no more 
trouble to anyone. 

In a similar story, many people in a Polish village saw the 
revenant at different times shuffling through the streets in a 
brown coat with red binding and with slippers on his feet. 
The priest was finally consulted, and he suggested that if the 
man's position were changed he might rest easier. So they dug 
up the coffin, to discover that the body was lying on its left 
side. They changed him over to his right side, nailed up the 
coffin, and reburied it; and the man was never known to walk 
again. 

This matter of digging up the body to make it more com- 
fortable, or at least to change its position, reaches a kind of 
ultimate point in a Russian story about a woman who hung 
herself. Out of sheer malice she then got into the habit of 
going around the neighborhood at night letting all the geese 
loose. Some got lost; others were killed. This went on until 
her former neighbors decided that steps had to be taken. As 
soon as the priest gave permission to dig up the body, the 
whole village trooped to the cemetery. They soon had the 
coffin open. The woman's chin had been forced down on her 
breast by the combined effect of a broken neck and a small 
coffin. With the kindest intentions in the world, they chopped 
off her head with an axe someone had brought along, set her 
head between her knees, nailed up the coffin, and replanted 
it. After that the geese stayed in their pens and nobody saw 
the woman wandering about any more. 

The dead have as great a variety of worries as the living and 
are as irrational about them. Of course, sometimes their con- 
cern derives from folk beliefs which have been forgotten. 



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Once, for example, there was an Irish farmer who had spent a 
full year mourning the death of his wife; but feeling at last 
the call of the living stronger than that of the dead, he asked 
a neighbor's daughter to fill the vacant place in his home. The 
lass agreed and the banns were read at mass for the first time. 
That very Sunday night he returned home from the fireside 
of his betrothed and climbed into bed with the feeling that 
soon again life would be warm and full, a great change indeed 
from the deep emptiness that filled his house. 

He fell asleep, only to awaken suddenly, feeling himself 
shaken roughly by the shoulder. He sat up in bed. There be- 
side him stood his dead wife looking down at him with tears 
in her eyes. He spoke her name, begging her to tell him why 
she wept and why she had returned. Her complaints came 
pouring over him like a cascade of tears. He had treated her 
shamefully, leaving her to walk the earth of nights barefooted; 
the night air was cold and the ground was cold, and her heart 
was colder yet, what with her husband's hard neglect. Never 
once had he thought to sprinkle her shoes and stockings with 
holy water, nor had he given them to some poor needy woman 
among the living in her name and in her memory. Now into 
her very house, into their marriage bed, he was to be bringing 
a new wife to take her place, and like as not she would be the 
one who would be prancing about in the fine shoes and stock- 
ings that had been left behind. 

Solemnly the husband promised that he would do as his 
wife wished, and with his promise she faded from the room. 
At the first crowing of the cock, he dressed, took his wife's 
shoes and stockings under his arm, and set out upon the high- 
way, walking thoughtfully until he spied a bent, old hag 



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whose palm stretched forth for alms. They talked a while, and 
when he lightheartedly went back to his farm, he had the beg- 
garwoman's promise that the shoes and stockings she had re- 
ceived in the dead woman's name would be worn to church 
for three successive Sundays and each time would be sprinkled 
with holy water. And she must have kept their bargain, for 
never again did the dead wife return. The young man entered 
into his new marriage with a clear conscience and the tacit 
blessing of the dead. 

An occasional ghost seems intent upon the protection of 
certain ones among the living. One girl remembered a dead 
aunt who walked home from work with her each night, and in 
both Rensselaer and Haverstraw a protective ghost would ap- 
pear in the form of a black dog to shepherd honest working 
girls at night. A rather touching story of a mother who carried 
her share of the burden of raising children after her death also 
comes from Rensselaer. The mother of five small children 
died and in a short time her husband remarried. Now, occa- 
sionally a dead wife will make life unbearable for her succes- 
sor, but this woman apparently appreciated the fact that the 
children's new stepmother was doing everything in her 
power to give them a good home and affectionate care. When, 
in due time, the second wife bore two children, there was a 
great deal of work for one woman to do and very little to do 
it on. She did her best for the whole family, but there were so 
many little children, so many faces to wash, so many clothes 
to keep clean, so many dishes to be done three times a day 
that she never could catch up on all the nagging details of 
domestic life. It was at about this time that the first wife began 



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to return. They would hear her about midnight down in the 
kitchen. In the morning the dead woman's children would be 
washed spick-and-span, and on arising even their hair would 
be combed, their clothes would be freshly prepared and laid 
out for them, making life a little easier for the woman who 
was taking her place. 

Death has many messengers to warn the living of its ap- 
proach: birds fly against the window, dogs howl, there are 
rappings on walls, and strange dreams disturb one's rest. But 
sometimes the dead themselves return to announce that one 
of the living is soon to join them. This comes most often, not 
to the one who will die, but to one close to him. A dead 
mother will appear to her daughter to say, "I have come for 
Papa." And a day or two later he goes with her. Sometimes it 
is less specific than that: the very appearance of a ghost in the 
form of "a white lady" or "a beautiful lady," who is present 
for a little while and then disappears, is enough to convince 
those who see her that she comes as a warning of death for 
someone. 

Usually the people do not know who the mysterious woman 
is (it is seldom a man) who comes to warn them, but in Pan- 
cake Hollow they knew perfectly well: it was Jemima Wilkin- 
son. Pancake Hollow is in the Pang Yang settlement between 
Highland and New Paltz, on the ridge above the Hudson 
River. Someone once said, "I've often been to Pang Yang, but 
I never knew exactly which place was it when I was there," 
and this is a comment I understand. For I was taken there 
once by my late friend, Warren G. Sherwood, poet, historian, 
gravedigger, and native of Pancake Hollow. 

It was an autumn day, cold and windy, and the leaves were 



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mostly gone from the trees as we trudged through the woods, 
Warren, my eldest son, Peter, who was ten at the time, and I. 
Down roads long in disuse, through overgrown paths, we 
trudged, Warren talking incessantly about the old days as he 
knew them when he was Pete's age. At length we paused in the 
woods before a long-forgotten stone wall. 

"Well," he said, "this is it." 

I looked about me at the second growth, the underbrush, 
the blowing leaves and wondered what he meant. Then the 
stone shells which had once been small houses and barns be- 
gan to come into focus. There were a dozen, maybe more of 
them, a little settlement with trees growing inside the roofless 
squares. Once this woods had been a village, founded in 1800 
by Connecticut families intending to go far west into Yates 
County, where Jemima Wilkinson, the Public Universal 
Friend, had begun a New Jerusalem near Perm Yan on the 
shores of Lake Keuka. Jemima Wilkinson was one of the off- 
beat religious leaders who found refuge in New York State in 
the nineteenth century. She had once been desperately ill, and 
her old soul died and a new consecrated spirit inherited her 
body, destined to proclaim, "News of Salvation to all that 
would Repent and believe in the Gospel." Out in the west 
country among the Finger Lakes, her followers built her a 
noble house that still stands and the rich fields made the 
colony prosper. 

But not all her followers reached that promised land. One 
group from Connecticut got no farther than Ulster County, 
where they bought lands and called their cluster of stone 
houses Penn Yan Settlement, known eventually as Pang Yang. 

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descendants. A few hours before one of them was to die, she 
would appear on the road, serene, comforting, dressed in gray, 
as she is in the two portraits of her which still exist. She came 
to claim her own, and they knew her in that place as the Gray 
Lady, never speaking her real name, perhaps lest strangers 
misunderstand. 

Sometimes the dead return to make the first announce- 
ment of their passing to those who love them. A girl appears 
by her father's bedside, almost at the moment that she died a 
hundred miles away. A mother is sleeping soundly when the 
bed is shaken until she sits up and turns on the light. There is 
her son who works on the railroad as a brakeman, dressed in 
his blue-checkered hat and his blue overalls, just as he was 
when he went out on his run a few hours before. Very quietly 
he tells her that he has slipped and fallen under the train and 
been killed. Her first impression is that she has had a bad 
dream, but she is certain that this is not so. Early in the morn- 
ing they bring home his body and tell her how he had slipped 
on the icy ladder as he climbed from one car to the next. 

Strange lights are not uncommon warnings of death, but it 
is sometimes believed that the light is itself a ghost. A case in 
point is the tradition of the Goodell family in which a ghost 
light acts much as a banshee might in Ireland, coming when- 
ever one of the family, absent or present, is about to die. 
Whether or not the Goodells still live north of Little Falls I 
do not know, but a generation ago a family named Murphy 
were their next-door neighbors, and it is from them that I 
have the tale. One evening Isabel Murphy was waiting for her 
brother Harry to return from town, and when he drove in the 
yard she went to meet him. He was very excited and pointed 



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out into the field next to the house where there was a curious 
light, looking more like a lighted birthday cake than anything 
else, and it was moving. As they watched, it disappeared into 
Goodell's woods. 

Harry had first seen it when some distance down the road 
and had thought it was the single headlight of a car. He had 
pulled his horse over to the side and stopped, lest the beast 
become frightened and bolt. When the car failed to material- 
ize, he drove closer to discover that there was a light in the 
field, and that it was not being carried by anyone but was 
moving about under its own power. 

About nine the next morning Mr. and Mrs. Goodell ar- 
rived, and that in itself was unusual, for it is a rare day when 
a farmer and his wife go calling in the middle of the morning. 
They had heard about the light and wanted all the details. 
When Harry told them all he knew they shook their heads as 
though he had confirmed all their fears. Then they settled 
down to explain why they were so concerned and what they 
thought the light meant. 

The Goodells, it seemed, had been in that neck of the 
woods since before the Revolution and when the Indians at- 
tacked Cherry Valley in 1778, twenty miles to the south, to 
burn and massacre, one white man had been able to escape to 
the north and warn them that there was danger abroad. Thus 
they were prepared when the Indians came and there was no 
such catastrophe as took place to the south. But ever since, 
whenever one of the descendants of the original Goodell fam- 
ily was about to die, this same messenger, now in a ghostly, 
lighted form came to give them warning. 

This explained the concern of the Murphy's neighbors, and 



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undoubtedly It also explains why they were not greatly sur- 
prised when a sister of the family, who was recovering nicely 
from an appendicitis operation in a nearby hospital, died that 
afternoon. 

There are other stories of lights, but I know an even stran- 
ger one about shadows. In good truth, there is no ghost in it, 
but ghost or not, this is where it belongs. There were once 
three friends from Nyack who went hunting on Hook Moun- 
tain. There was a fine, full, harvest moon and they went out 
when it was high to make their kill game laws notwithstand- 
ing. As they stood in the bright moonlight in an open patch 
on the mountainside, they were suddenly struck by a re- 
markable fact. Of the three, standing side by side, only two 
o them cast shadows. When John realized that there was no 
shadow for him, he was terrified, broke up the party, and 
went back to camp. The next day he was still unnerved, so 
they gave up the plans for hunting and went home. 

A few days later they met for an evening at John's house to 
play a little pinochle. While they were playing they thought 
they heard something in the cellar, and their host went down 
to see what the disturbance was. As he stood up he dropped a 
card, and when his friends glanced at it, they saw it was the 
ace of spades. They looked at each other and both of them 
were unable to hide their fright. But soon they heard their 
friend's footsteps on the stair, and then they saw his shadow, 
cast from the light in the cellar. They supposed he was on the 
top step, but just at that moment they heard a heavy thud at 
the foot of the stairs, and when they rushed to see what the 
matter was, they found John on the cellar floor, quite dead. 



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He had never even put a foot on the first step before death 
met him. 

It is not always of death that the dead warn; sometimes it is 
the danger of death, from which they come to protect the 
living. There was the night watchman in a tannery in Calli- 
coon of whom they tell that one bitter cold night he just de- 
cided it wasn't worth while to make his rounds and that he 
would stay in his comfortable chair by the stove. It was then 
that a silent, white figure appeared before him. After that, the 
fire didn't seem so cozy, and he thought he might as well go 
make those rounds. Just as he closed the door behind him, the 



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whole building collapsed from the weight of too many hides 
that had been piled high in the upper rooms that afternoon. 
That's one case, and the headless brakeman is another. 

There was once a bummer brakeman named Tolley, who, 
like all bummers, never worked long on any one line. When- 
ever he decided to change runs, he'd get a ride in the crummy 
(caboose) to the place he wanted to go. This one time he was 
in the crummy, waiting for a friend of his, who was the regu- 
lar brakeman on that run, to come back down from his inspec- 
tion of the cars. It was a cold, rainy, spring night, and Tolley 
was just thinking that it was a terrible night for his friend to 
be climbing along the top of the cars when the train hit a 
washout at a curve on the tracks and the first dozen cars were 
derailed. Tolley went out to look for the brakeman and 
found him with his head cut off, lying between two cars. They 
picked up what was left of the body and put it in a baggage 
car, but they couldn't find the head anywhere. Tolley went 
back up the line to warn any train that might be following 
them, and as soon as the track was repaired they went on 
again. 

Tolley settled down after that. He became a fireman, then 
an engineer, but he always tried to avoid the run where the 
accident had happened. A while after he became an engineer, 
he was assigned to that same run, over his protest. But that 
was what they gave him and he had to take it and like it. By 
then, trains were traveling a lot faster than they had been 
when he was a bummer brakeman, but whenever he came to 
the spot where his friend had lost his head, he slowed the 
freight down in spite of himself, especially on rainy nights. 



WHY THEY RETURN 53 

That's the way matters stood for several years. Then one 
wet March night as he approached the fatal curve, he sud- 
denly saw a red light on the track. He cracked the air and 
brought the train to a grinding stop. He told the fireman to 
go ahead and investigate, but the fireman came back to report 
that there was no light to be seen. Not satisfied, Tolley went 
up the track himself to investigate. As he left the cab he saw 
the red lantern bobbing above the track. His own white lan- 
tern was swinging by his side as he walked. He kept his eyes 
on the red light, and as he drew near the spot he saw what ap- 
peared to be an old-styled, red-globed lantern, faintly illumi- 
nating the lower part of a body clad in the regulation blue 
overalls of a brakeman. Running forward, Tolley called out 
excitedly, "What's the matter? What's the matter?" Since he 
got no reply, he raised his lantern to see why the other fellow 
didn't answer him. The reason was easily discovered: the 
body ended at the neck. Then there was nothing out there on 
the track but the horrified engineer and the howling March 
wind and the rain that was beating down in torrents. Tolley 
walked on up the track a little farther, because he was sure 
that there had been a reason for what he had seen. And there 
it was, just around a sharp bend: a boulder that the spring 
rains had loosened so that it had rolled onto the track. It was 
too large for the crew to remove, and they had to wait for the 
wrecking crew to get there. Of course, the fellows on the 
wrecking crew howled with laughter when they heard the 
story of the headless brakeman, but, considering the state of 
his nerves, Tolley exhibited exceptional patience in pointing 
out to them that the headlights of the locomotive would never 



54 THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

have shown him the boulder in time to prevent another 
wreck. That was Tolley's last run; the next morning he 
handed in his resignation. 

Not infrequently, ghosts return to convey specific informa- 
tion, and we shall meet a number of such stories in the pages 
ahead, but one example will suffice here. It is from Poland and 
was told by the same grandmother who heard the ghostly 
couple eloping when she was a girl. 

It concerned the death of the noblewoman who had been 
managing the family estate in the absence of her son, who was 
abroad. After the old lady was buried, the servants discovered 
that no one could enter her bedroom because the minute they 
opened the door flames shot up, forming a wall within the 
room. These seemed to do no harm, and as soon as the door 
was closed, they ceased to burn. It was, they decided, a busi- 
ness with magic in it. There was a servant girl in the house- 
hold who had been devoted to the old lady and was afraid of 
neither man nor devil. While the other servants gathered 
against the far wall opposite the door, the girl opened it and 
plunged through the flames. There in the center of the room 
sat the dead woman, quietly spinning. She had been waiting 
for the lass; she had messages she wanted delivered to her son 
as soon as he returned. He was to pay all the debts and wages 
which she had left unpaid at the time of her death. She left 
word where he would find the records and accounts which she 
had hidden away shortly before her brief illness. A day or so 
later the son came home, and after he had done as his mother 
requested, the flames no longer sprang up in her room and 
life went on its natural course. 



WHY THEY RETURN 55 

These then are the principal reasons for the dead to re- 
turn; most ghosts are harmless enough, it must be admitted, 
and some of them very well intentioned indeed. Years ago, I 
made a statistical count of the moods displayed by American 
ghosts. Thirteen percent of them were in a very unpleasant 
frame of mind, 29 percent couldn't have been nicer, and 58 
percent were completely indifferent to human values of good 
or bad. Now that these results are written down they look 
rather silly, but no sillier than lots of other people's statistics. 




CHAPTER THREE 



If you grew up in a reasonably small town or one of those 
static sections of a city, you ought to be able to recall the 
haunted house that was in your neighborhood. Perhaps it 
was a place where the families quickly moved in and moved 
out because strange things happened which could not be ex- 
plained on rational grounds. Perhaps it was a dilapidated, 

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empty old place, where at night the window blinds banged 
against the walls. Certainly the windowpanes were raggedly 
broken, there was an overgrowth of weeds and lilac bushes 
that isolated it from the other houses, and only the very brave 
or very foolhardy went near it at night. I remember well a 
house of this sort from my boyhood and how I tried to imag- 
ine what goings on had brought it to its strangely frightening 
state. It has taken me many years to find the answer, but I 
think that now I could hazard a reasonable guess. 

First of all, when the dead decide that they have reasons 
for going back repeatedly to a particular house (and, of 
course, that is what w r e mean by a haunted house), they are 
prone to be noisy about it and the variety of their noises is 
remarkable. You wouldn't believe all the things that people 
hear! 

The dead are a heavy-footed lot, for all their incorporeity. 
They are upstairs or in the attic, or they are downstairs in the 
cellar, or they are on the stairs, going up or down. Not just 
once, mind you that could be your imagination but over 
and over again they come; not just for one family of occu- 
pants, but for successive families until the house has a bad 
reputation and nobody will rent it. It always sounds silly to 
the outsider who has never heard footsteps in the middle of 
the night, but those who have seldom get used to the sound 
even when they know it is only one of the dead. 

Chains, which English ghosts seem to fancy, are rarely 
heard in our country, but the dead make plenty of other 
noises: they moan and screech, speak in muffled voices, rap on 
tables, roll apples in the cellar (though when you go down to 
see, the apples are in their baskets), knock on doors, thump 



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and hammer, play the piano, wind clocks, and now and then 
let off a terrific blast, like a rifle shot. Of course, these aren't 
the only noises the dead make, but these are the ones that 
occupants of really haunted houses may expect. 

For some reason, the dead seem to be especially interested 
in doors and windows. Doors in their houses are opened by 
no earthly hands; they slam shut when there is no wind blow- 
ing; they resist all mortal effort to keep them locked or 
latched. The dead are a persistent lot and will go to great 
lengths to keep things the way they want them. Henry Austin 
tells of a house his grandfather lived in on Piercefield Hill 
where the door from the kitchen to the woodshed would 
never stay shut. A man had been murdered there, years be- 
fore, and that fellow wanted the door open, but the Austin 
family wanted it closed. It became a struggle to see who would 
win. Finally Mr. Austin shut the door and drove a good-sized 
spike into it, nailing it to the casing. They figured that would 
fix the dead man and they sat down in the kitchen to see what 
he would make of a spike. About half an hour later that spike 
flew out of the door and was driven right into the opposite 
wall. Then the door opened its wonted six inches. That same 
house had a window shade which the dead man wanted up 
but the family wanted down. At four thirty every afternoon it 
went up, whether they liked it or not. Mrs. Austin tried wir- 
ing it down once, but it just ripped to pieces and went up. 
Finally the Austins had to give up the place, and after subse- 
quent tenants had even more trouble, the owner burned the 
place down. 

Windows can give a lot of trouble. Sometimes it is the shut- 



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ter like the one in the Hardenberg Mansion which will 
never stay shut no matter what they do to it because the old 
colored woman must keep an eye on the young ones of the 
family who played in the yard when she was alive. 

Sometimes the whole window falls out. On the state road 
near Alder Creek there was, up to twenty years ago, a house 
with a front window that they had to keep boarded up be- 
cause every time they put a new window in, it fell out as soon 
as dark came. Once there had been a roaring good party there 
and in the excitement one of the boys had been thrown out 
that window and killed. He continued to resent it. 

Furniture conies in for attention. There used to be a house 
up in Waterford, in back of St. Mary's Church, that was 
empty for about twenty-five years, except for an occasional 
family that tried to make a go of living in the place. The trou- 
ble was that as soon as they got in and arranged the furniture 
they would wake up next morning to find it entirely rear- 
ranged to suit the dead. This would go on until the family 
would decide that they were going to live where they could 
have their possessions where they wanted them. 

Another annoying habit of ghosts, and a common one too, 
is to pull the covers off the living while they sleep. When you 
combine this with other manifestations, it can make life un- 
bearable. Put yourself in the place of the families that rented 
a house near Crescent. No sooner would they doze off at night 
than their covers would be flipped right off the bed. If they 
were retrieved, it happened again. Next, the front door, 
which had been carefully locked, would swing open without 
any cause. It wasn't until they found a skeleton by the old 
spring near the house that these annoyances stopped. Of 



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course, finding it isn't enough you have to give it a decent 
burial. Then the dead can rest. 

At that, they didn't have nearly as hard a time of it as an 
Italian family who moved to Port Byron a generation ago. 
The only home in town they could afford to live in was a lit- 
tle place which the landlord admitted was haunted before 
they rented it. Early each evening they would hear noises in 
the cellar; then about midnight the shadow of a man would 
glide across the wall of the upstairs bedroom. In the morning 
the family would awaken to find their blankets outside the 
window. During the two or three years they remained in 
that house, they would sometimes have to stay up because he 
was making so much noise in the cellar. At midnight when 
his shadow came, they would plead with him to quiet down, 
but it never did any good. Finally, in desperation, they 
burned down the house and moved to a little shack on the 
muckland. 

Strange lights appear in haunted houses to puzzle and ter- 
rify those who try to live there and, if the place has been aban- 
doned, those who pass by. These appear in various ways and 
under differing circumstances. In Port Leyden there is a 
house where the old man who died there still walks about the 
place at night with a lantern in his hand. The widow of a 
railroad man who had been killed in a wreck had to move out 
of their house in Clayville because strange lights flickered 
through the rooms all night long. After a girl was killed in 
the attic room of an Albany house, the people saw lights in 
her window, though the house was quite empty. Outside of 
Schenectady there is a house where lights have appeared ever 



62 THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

since the owner died before he could finish telling neighbors 
where he had buried his money. The lights always appear in 
the bedroom where he died, and af terward they find the front 
door ajar, no matter how securely it has been locked. 

Waterford, which stands at the terminus of the Barge Canal 
and has been the scene of many a strange sight, natural and 
supernatural, tells a pathetic story of domestic strife which 
provided the town with a light-haunted house long years after 
it had fallen into decay. About 1900 there lived in a poor lit- 
tle place by the waterfront a young carpenter and his wife 
and two children. His poor health he had tuberculosis, as it 
turned out made it hard for him to keep a job and encour- 
aged his parents, an abnormally mercenary and avaricious 
pair, to demand that he sign over to them the title of his 
home. They made life miserable for him and undoubtedly 
their nagging hastened his death. But shortly before his death 
he warned his parents that if they did anything which harmed 
his wife and children, or if they made things difficult for them, 
he would haunt them as long as they lived. 

No sooner was their son dead than his parents began to pull 
legal tricks and before the poor widow knew what had hap- 
pened, her in-laws had possession of the house and had dis- 
possessed her and their grandchildren. Because it needed con- 
siderable repair, the new owners couldn't rent it. They locked 
the doors and closed the shutters to wait for a tenant. But no 
tenant ever came because soon the neighbors began to see 
lights playing through the chinks of the shutters, and those 
who passed at night could see the lights waver and weave 
within. It wasn't long before people tended to walk on the 
other side o the street and word went out that the son was 



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back to make good his threat. Little wonder that it fell into 
decay until it tumbled to the ground. But even during those 
later years, after it had become utterly untenantable, the light 
was still to be seen on occasion through the breaks in the walls 
and the warped casements. When at last the roof fell in and 
the walls collapsed, there were no more lights. But never a 
cent did the greedy ones get from their chicanery, and so, I 
suppose, their son had his vengeance. 

When a place is subject to a wide variety of ghostly pranks, 
we say it suffers from poltergeists, the mischievous spirits of 
the dead. Now it is the plan and purpose of this book to deal 
in folklore, not attested psychic phenomena, but I am going 
to deviate from that plan for a few pages to report on two 
experiences with poltergeists, one occurring twenty-five years 
ago, the other in the winter of 1958. 

In 1934 Harper's Magazine published an article called 
"Four Months in a Haunted House." It was signed with the 
pseudonym of "Harlan Jacobs," but the author was a profes- 
sor of mine at Columbia, a very kind but practical, hard- 
headed scholar who vouched for the truth of eveiy word of 
his article. Knowing him, his word was beyond question. 
Furthermore, he is not a believer in the supernatural in gen- 
eral, nor in ghosts in particular. 

One summer in the igso's Mr. and Mrs. "Jacobs" rented an 
isolated cottage on Cape Cod so they could do a job of writing 
they had mapped out. In view of what happened, it is inter- 
esting to note that although the house was nine years old it 
had never been occupied. The first night Mrs. "Jacobs" heard 
tapping on the brick walk outside her window, as though 



64 THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

made by a man with a cane. The next night they both heard 
it. When they went outside with a flashlight, it stopped, nor 
was man or beast to be seen and there was no place anything 
could hide. 

More than fifty times during the ensuing weeks they heard 
the same sound, always at night, usually about ten o'clock but 
not every night. When Mr. "Jacobs" hid outside, it did not 
come; when he waited just inside the door, the sound ceased 
the moment he opened it. And there were other inexplicable 
sounds. As he got into bed and turned off the light, he would 
hear a box of matches fall, a newspaper blow across the floor, 
a rolling pin bang on the floor and roll to the wall. But each 
rime when he turned on the light, nothing was there. 

They were pestered by a "universal click" which seemed to 
come at all hours of the day and night, sounding like the 
clicker a lecturer uses when calling for a new slide. To make 
sure it was not insects, they went over the house almost board 
for board. No insects. Then there were footfalls, upstairs and 
down, whichever place the "Jacobses" were not currently oc- 
cupying. 

One night Mr. "Jacobs" went into a garage attached to the 
house, which he used as a place to store his reference books. 
He was attacked by a vast swarm of moths, but when he re- 
ported this to his wife and she returned with him to see for 
herself, there was not a sign of one single moth. This room 
had a concrete floor, metal roof, and, except for the door to 
the house, had been shut tight all summer. Parenthetically, 
one might point out that in Cornwall, England, in Russia, 
and among certain American Indian tribes it is believed that 
souls frequently return as moths or butterflies. 



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Then there was the "grand piano smash," a terrific noise 
from the garage. Inspection showed nothing amiss. 

A lawyer friend, his wife, and daughter came to visit. The 
lawyer was told about all this and was scornful; the wife and 
daughter were told nothing. But they all heard these sounds, 
although during their visit the "Jacobses" did not. 

There was no explanation for ail this, not even a local 
legend. All we have is a meticulous report from a man we can 

believe. 

At least the "Jacobses" were permitted to suffer their in- 
dignities in private, but the Herrmann family of Seaford, 



66 THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

Long Island, had to share theirs with the world. In the latter 
part of February, 1958, the Herrmanns' difficulties were in 
every paper and on every radio and television station in the 
country day after day, for theirs was the "House of Flying 
Objects." 

Mr, James M. Herrmann, an Air France employee, his wife, 
his thirteen-year-old daughter, and twelve-year-old son live 
in a modern housing development thirty-five miles from New 
York City. One afternoon in February, 1958, several bottles 
containing various types of liquid in various rooms of the 
house began to pop off their screw caps and jump about, 
among these a bottle of holy water, others of shampoo, medi- 
cine, liquid starch in the kitchen, and bleaching fluid in the 
cellar. Three days later, at approximately the same time in 
the afternoon, half a dozen other bottles in different rooms 
of the house blew off their tops and fell to the floor. This hap- 
pened time and again in the days to follow. 

On Sunday of the next week Mr. Herrmann was talking to 
his son, who was brushing his teeth, when a bottle of medi- 
cine moved a foot and a half in a southerly direction along a 
sink top and smashed into the sink. Then it happened to a 
second bottle going in a westerly direction. 

They called in the police and while the patrolman ques- 
tioned the family, more bottles popped. Detective Joseph 
Tozzi was assigned to the case and you couldn't have chosen 
a man less sympathetic to explanations which suggested the 
supernatural. Bottles kept popping and spilling. On the fif- 
teenth of February the bottle of holy water spilled for the 
fourth time; when Mr. Herrmann picked it up it was warm to 



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his touch, though this was the only time any of the bottles 
were warm. 

Letters poured in on the family from all over the country, 
for by this time the press services, radio, and television were 
having a heyday. The sincere, the troubled, the crackpots, and 
the publicity seekers deluged the Herrmanns with advice. 

One day a porcelain figure took off from a table, flew 
twelve feet, and fell against the wall this while Detective 
Tozzi was in the house. They checked every possible scien- 
tific explanation that was suggested. An ink bottle, a sugar 
bowl, another porcelain statue sailed through the air all in 
one evening; shortly thereafter the Herrmanns went to the 
house of a relative for a few days. Nothing happened. They 
returned and two days later the sugar bowl misbehaved again; 
this time it broke. Two days later an eighteen-inch statue of 
the Virgin sailed twelve feet from a dresser top to hit a mirror 
on the opposite wall, denting the frame but breaking neither 
the glass nor statue. When the radio fell off its table and slid 
fifteen feet across the floor and a bookcase fell over on its face, 
the peak of the disturbance was reached. It is interesting, I 
think, that as time went on more and more people suggested 
Poltergeisterei as the cause. There were a great range of other 
explanations, all of them disproved by hard-headed and very 
alert Detective Tozzi. 

I have not recounted the stories of the "Jacobses" and the 
Herrmanns because I wish to claim that either house was 
haunted or that poltergeists were responsible. Rather, the 
stories serve to show the kind of experience people in our 
time occasionally do go through. If happenings of this sort 
take place in a climate of opinion where ghost lore is gen- 



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erally accepted, then there is no other explanation possible 
except, of course, witchcraft. Personally I have no explana- 
tion for either of these cases, but I think even the most realis- 
tically minded can accept them at face value. 

In the folklore about poltergeists there is usually an ex- 
planation for their presence, unlike the examples you have 
just read. For example, there was a house in Schenectady 
which was once a dive. Unfortunately some of the girls were 
un-co-operative and ended up buried in quickly dug graves 
in the cellar. One night there was a brawl and before dawn 
came they had to bury the pianist beside the girls. After this 
gang cleared out, a respectable, hard-working laborer and 
his family took the place and they had a rough time of it. The 
mother would make the beds and when she turned to look 
back in the room as she was leaving, they would be completely 
mussed up again. She would clean up her kitchen and when 
she re-entered the room, there would be utter disorder, far 
worse than what she had just straightened out. The family 
would sit down to a meal and a cold breeze would send the 
shivers through each of them, yet no windows or doors were 
open. And each night the family would hear a piano playing 
in the house, although neither they nor any neighbors owned 
such an instrument. The family moved out after a little while, 
and when new owners took over the property, the bones were 
found in the cellar. Once they were taken out and buried, the 
difficulties ceased, and today the place is happily occupied. 

The breeze which this family experienced is a fairly com- 
mon phenomenon. People sometimes describe it as a "strange 
feeling," or an "unseen presence." People climbing the stairs 
feel one of these presences as it passes, or a child crawling up, 



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one step at a time, is suddenly given a shove by an unseen 
hand and sent sprawling to the bottom. Sometimes it is a 
more specific matter: a hand is felt to drop on the shoulder of 
one who sits alone by the fire, or someone lying in bed feels a 
presence sit down beside him. There is no sound, there is 
nothing to see, but something is there and you know it is 
there. 

The bloodstain that cannot be scrubbed out is something 
else again. Any man with eyes can see it and anyone who 
wishes to use a good supply of elbow grease can verify the 
fact. There is a house in the Helderberg Mountains where a 
man fell down his cellar stairs, cracking his head open and 
breaking his neck in one careless movement. Some people 
said the man was to be seen sometimes coming back with a 
tool kit to fix the step that caused his death although a 
woman who grew up in the place says she never saw him. But 
the spot of blood on the step would not come out; no mattei 
how much she scrubbed or painted, it always came to the sur- 
face. The same thing is true of the house in Constableville 
where Bill Hinton cut his thoat, and Lord knows how many 
other places in our parts. 

All in all, living in a haunted house can be a nerve-racking 
experience, what with the noise, the lights, the monkey busi- 
ness with doors and windows, the pulling off of blankets, the 
moving of furniture, the spooky feelings, and the blood spots 
that will not be cleansed. Usually there is nothing much any- 
one can do about it. There are a few rituals that have been 
tried through the years and that have proved effective. Gen- 
eral repairs and the putting in of new doorsills will sometimes 



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do the trick. Some people will tell you that all you really need 
to do is move the house to a new foundation. 

An elderly grandfather sent me word that he really knows 
how to break the spell of a haunted house; he learned long 
ago in Germany. First of all you need a certain gift for seeing 
the returning dead, a gift, fortunately, which he possesses. 
Then you must stay in the place which is haunted all night 
by yourself. When you hear or see the ghost, you cross your- 
self and say, "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy 
Ghost, who are you and what are you doing here?" Then the 
ghost will tell you if there is money buried there and where it 
is. Sometimes he will escort you to the very spot. If he has 
been murdered and buried there, he will show you the place 
and then you have to dig up the bones and give them proper 
burial. Buried money, according to this gentleman, need not 
be dug up immediately; so long as he has told someone where 
it is, the ghost who guards it can rest in peace. If you speak to 
a good ghost, it won't bother you at all, but if you have the 
misfortune to meet an evil one, a "feeling comes over you that 
is not pleasant." A bad ghost, according to this authority, 
will seldom show himself, and if he does, he is usually head- 
less. 

There are other methods for eliminating ghosts from a 
house. The use of holy water, for example, is very common. 
But the one sure method, which I have seldom heard to fail, 
is to burn the house down. I know of only one instance in 
which fire failed to eliminate a ghost. That was up near Sodus 
where a woman's baby cried and cried one night when there 
was a bad thunder and lightning storm. Finally the crying 
drove the mother a little mad, and she stabbed the child to 



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death. After that, whenever there was a thunder and lightning 
storm you could hear that baby cry, but during one such night 
the house was struck, and when the fire had finished with it, 
there was nothing left standing but the fireplace before which 
the distracted mother had rocked her child the night she had 
killed it. But even after that, you could still hear the baby's 
cry on stormy nights, and it was not until the chimney and 
fireplace were dismantled that you could pass by during a 
storm and not have the hair rise up along your neck when the 
shrill, plaintive wail of that baby's ghost pierced the air. 

Along with all these other manifestations, the dead occa- 
sionally put in an appearance in the houses they haunt. Some- 
times this tendency to make themselves visually evident seems 
no more than the carrying on a lifelong habit; again there is 
an impish desire for attention; and, naturally, there are those 
who come back with a set purpose in mind, usually a desire 
to get some information across the barrier to the living, who, 
it must be admitted, can be fairly obtuse. 

One could name hundreds of examples of those who ap- 
pear to haunt houses as a matter of habit. Almost any town 
you might care to name will have at least one such ghost, like 
the woman in Sag Harbor who still can be seen pacing the 
widow's walk above her home, waiting for her husband's ship 
to return from the seas. On Shelter Island there is a house 
where a whole family has gotten the habit of coming back, a 
family that has owned their land since Charles II's time. The 
two old ladies who have lived in the house in recent years are 
very conscious of their ancestors' presence, and on the whole 
pleased by it. Outsiders are startled sometimes. One day the 



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maid asked the older sister why she went down to the base- 
ment every night to get drinking water when the maid was 
only too glad to do it for her. 

"That isn't I, child, that's my Great-Aunt Sarah." 

And there was the time when a niece came to visit with 
a young doctor she thought it likely she would marry, a very 
scientific young man who didn't believe in any superstitious 
nonsense. One morning he was shaving thoughtfully, me- 
thodicallyalmost, one would say, scientifically. Peering in- 
tently into the mirror he was suddenly jolted by the sight of 
another face beside his own. Being a bachelor and used to 
privacy with his razor, this was a shock. He whirled about, 
but he had been mistaken; there was no old lady watching 
him after all. A little more lather, a few more careful strokes, 
and there was the face again; another fruitless whirling about. 
It was very annoying; indeed, it was almost disturbing. When 
he went downstairs he complained about the incident to his 
hostess. No sooner were the words out of his mouth than he 
regretted having said anything so absurd. But her answer was, 
in its own way, reassuring or would have been to any but a 
scientific mind. 

"Oh, yes/' she said, "they come around. We don't have 
men here very often any more. They're probably pleased." 

Late in the night on holidays and family birthdays, the lo- 
cal people say, the two old ladies stand by the head of the 
stairs and listen to their long-dead relatives holding their 
parties on the first floor. The silver clatters, the glasses tinkle, 
and the laughter comes up through the stairwell. No one in 
that house fears death, for to die means merely that one joins 
the family at their party in the dining room. 



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The dead are a persistent lot, and once they get the idea 
they want the living to learn some fact or do something for 
them, they keep at it until they are satisfied; if it is necessary 
to appear repeatedly until they finally get the service they re- 
quire, why they appear. There is a story of a woman in a lit- 
tle town over in Vermont which is typical. From an empty 
house weird noises and the shrill cries of a woman were heard 
repeatedly. Finally half a dozen fellows from the village de- 
cided that the only thing to do was to spend the night there 
and see what they could see. Well, they hung around for hours 
and just about the time they made up their minds to go on 
home and get some sleep, they were aware that a woman was 
in the room, cuddling a baby in her arms. They asked her who 
she was and what she wanted. She had only one reply to all 
their questions, and that she repeated, parrotlike: 

"He killed me and killed the baby and buried us undei 
the porch." 

"He killed me and killed the baby and buried us under 
the porch." 

Then she was gone. Next morning they found what she 
meant, and after they took the bones to the cemetery, there 
wasn't any more trouble. 

Over and over again the dead return to insure themselves 
a decent burial in consecrated ground; they object vehe- 
mently to being left around in out-of-the-way places. Another 
thing that worries them is money that they have cached away 
before they left and that they didn't get around to telling 
anyone about. If it's in a house they'll stay around it until it 
is found. 

Take that furnished house in South Troy the landlord 



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could never keep rented because every tenant who took it 
said it was too scary to live in. There was a man, a tall, thin 
man with whiskers, who came clumping down from the attic 
at midnight and went to the parlor where he tapped on the 
oil paintings with his cane, turned about, and went slowly up- 
stairs again to to disappear until the next night. You couldn't 
stop him. You could see him, but you couldn't feel him; sev- 
eral people had tried. That's what they all said happened; 
most of them told Sam Barry about it. Sam ran the saloon 
at Jefferson and First Streets, a few doors away. 

Finally, after this had happened five or six times, the land- 
lord hired Sam and five other fellows, at a hundred dollars 
apiece, to go there and spend the night so as to clear up the 
matter. The boys sat around and then played some poker. 
Right on the dot of midnight they heard him coming down 
the stairs. He did just what the tenants had said he did: 
walked into the parlor, went to each picture in turn, tapped 
it with his cane, turned on his heel, and went upstairs again. 
The boys said afterward that the hair on their heads just stood 
right up on end. They tried to get their hands on him, but 
they had no more success than the others. As soon as he had 
gone back, they locked up and went over to the landlord's 
house to tell him what they had seen. 

They talked the matter over every which way. Finally one 
of the men asked where the landlord had bought the paint- 
ings, for they seemed to be what interested the old man. They 
had come with the house, along with all the furnishings, 
which had been bought from the estate of an old fellow of 
considerable means who had built the house and lived there 
for years. Maybe they'd better go take a good look at those 



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pictures. Just before dawn they all went back again, the land- 
lord with them. And behind those oil paintings, inside the 
frames, and under the wallpaper behind the pictures they 
found securities and bills worth fifteen thousand dollars. That 
day they had a priest come in and bless the house, and from 
then on the old man was content. The living had finally 
caught on to what he had been trying so clearly to tell them. 

There are also ghosts who go to the trouble of re-creating 
the lost and forgotten past. Not only does one of the dead re- 
turn to the land of the living but an entire scene, a total mo- 
ment or way of life is revitalized. And it is this the living see. 

Out in Steuben County, for example, a chap took his girl 
home one evening and started walking to his house. After he 
had passed several farmhouses he approached a desolate, 
empty, run-down place generally believed to be haunted. He 
was grinning to himself about this as he came whistling along. 
Then he heard music and laughter. The closer he came to the 
house the louder were the sounds. Then in the moonlight he 
saw that the old place looked different from the way he had re- 
membered it: the grass was mowed; the shutters seemed to be 
straight on their hinges rather than hanging askew; it seemed, 
in the moonlight, as though the place had a coat of paint on 
it. When he noticed the light in the windows he decided to 
go up and take a look to see what was going on there, anyway. 
Inside, a party was in progress; people were playing cards and 
dancing. As he watched through the window he was terrified 
by the high, piercing, agonized scream of a woman, and no 
sooner had the sound cut the air than the lights went out and 
he was staring through the broken window of the old de- 



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serted house he knew. Not wanting to sound like a fool, he 
said nothing of his experience for several days to anyone, but 
a few nights later when he went to visit his girl again he told 
her what he had seen. She seemed not at all surprised, for the 
night he told her about was the anniversary of a party which 
had taken place in that house many years ago, a party which 
had ended in a woman's murder. Each year, at the hour and 
instant of the tragedy, they all came back to the house and the 
violence was re-enacted. 

There is a story told, round about Albany and Troy (and 
many other places across the country), which is a kind of folk 
classic, ranking with stories of the ghostly hitchhiker which 
we shall meet later on* Of several versions, I like it best the 
way Sunna Cooper heard it and told it to me. 

Fifty years or more ago a man and his wife were traveling 
by carriage from somewhere in New England to Troy. They 
had passed Eagle Bridge and Johnsonville before they real- 
ized that it was getting much too dark for them ever to reach 
Troy that night. Just before they reached Spiegletown they 
saw a light burning in a little house about three hundred 
yards off the main road and, not knowing how near they were 
to the village, decided to see if they could get lodgings there 
for the night. The man pulled the horse onto the little side 
road and climbed the hill to the house. He knocked at the 
door. An elderly man and his wife, both of them obviously 
ready for bed, came to the door. They were a gentle, kindly 
couple, and while they never took paying guests, they would 
be delighted to have the travelers spend the night with them. 
So the horse was put in the barn while inside the house the 



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hostess brewed up a pot of tea and brought out some home- 
made bread and fresh butter. The four of them chatted a 
while before the travelers were taken to their room. It was 
then that the man tried to pay for their lodgings, because, he 
said, they wished to be on their way early in the morning and 
their hosts might not be awake. But the offer was vigorously 
refused; they were not in the habit of taking in paying guests 
and to pursue the matter would only embarrass them. Leav- 
ing it at that, all four went upstairs to bed. 

The travelers slept soundly, awakening shortly after sunup. 
They dressed quietly and with care, and lest they awaken the 
people who had been so kind to them the night before, they 
stole downstairs. On a table by the door they placed a fifty- 
cent piece, which, fifty years ago, was a fair price for their 
lodgings. They got the horse out of the barn, harnessed it, 
and drove on to Spiegletown where they had some breakfast. 

It was at breakfast that they received their first shock. They 
were talking to the man who ran the little restaurant where 
they ate and mentioned the very warmhearted reception they 
had been given the night before. Just where was this house, 
he wanted to know. They told him in great detail and watched 
the strange look which came over his face as they did so. 

"But, my good friends, I know the house you mean. A fam- 
ily named Brownley lived there for years." 

"That's right. That's the name they gave us." 

"But but that can't be. Both Mr. and Mrs. Brownley 
died in the flames three years ago when that house burned to 
the ground." 

Then there was a great argument, while each side doubted 
the other's sanity. Finally there seemed to be only one way to 



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settle it. The three of them piled into the carriage and drove 
back the two or three miles to the place where the couple had 
turned off the road. The horse climbed the little hill, up the 
three hundred yards to the same spot where they had gone 
the night before. But there was, in good truth, no house. 
There was only the gutted cellar, overgrown with weeds and 
filled with the burned debris. They stood looking at it for a 
few minutes when all of a sudden the woman screamed and 
fainted. There in the rubble was a charred and partially 
burned hall table with a fifty-cent piece on it. 

Some people have the knack of getting along with the dead, 
others go all to pieces. The most successful ones, it seems to 
me, are blessed with the gifts of courage and serenity. They 
take the restless dead in the same stride that they take the 
living. In the stories families bring with them from Italy it is 
courage which is stressed, sometimes to the great advantage of 
the living. 

Take for example the Damino family, who lived for genera- 
tions in Castiglione, Italy, before they came to this country. 
The family was made up of a thriving brood of youngsters, a 
hard-working, gentle-hearted father, and a mother who was as 
wise as she was kind and laughter-loving. They moved one 
time into a big sprawling house which the neighbors assured 
them was haunted, and they soon believed it. They would 
come downstairs in the morning and find all the dishes laid 
out on the floor. At other times it would be the furniture 
huddled into a corner. Mamma would laugh and say it must 
have been an earthquake. Then one night they were awak- 
ened by the crying of their five-month-old baby, whom they 



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found lying in the middle of the floor, and no one knew how 
he could have gotten there. This was too much for Mr. Da- 
mino: "Let's move. Too many strange things happen in this 
house." But his wife merely laughed and felt the baby all over 
to be sure it was unharmed. "No," she said, "we have been 
lucky in this house. You have prospered and the children keep 
well. These ghosts will not harm us, if we are not afraid of 
them, and I am not afraid. We shall stay." And they did stay, 
with the result that soon the dead left them to their own de- 
vices. 

Teresa Rossomondo was a woman cut from the same cloth 
as Mrs. Damino. She was practical and fearless, and blessed 
with a clear conscience. Twice the dead came to her, but she 
faced them as imperturbably as she did the living. The first 
time it was old Sabato Malona who, until he was murdered, 
had owned the house where the Rossomondos lived in Italy. 
Everyone said that he was drifting about the house, waiting 
for his time to be fulfilled, but Teresa knew that the old man 
had no quarrel with her or hers, so she was not afraid. One 
night, after a long, laborious day in the fields and in the 
house, she went to bed early. In her early sleep she thought 
she heard scuffling and dragging footsteps in the attic, but 
when someone tugged at her feet she sat up with no sleep in 
her. There was the old man, spry and mean-faced as ever. The 
voice was high and cracked that asked, "Teresina, what are 
you doing in my bed?" Before she could answer him suitably 
the chimes of midnight rang from the church tower and the 
old man was gone, and he never came again. (Our American 
ghosts usually ignore this curfew but not Italian ones,) An- 
other time when she had gone to pick fruit in the orchard of 



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the dead Stanislaura, who had been kind to her when she was 
a child, he came and touched her on the shoulder. They spoke 
of the weather and friends, of the harvest and the times. As 
they stood there she stooped over to place her basket on the 
ground in order to rest her tired arms, meaning to ask him 
what brought him back to the old place. When she stood up 
he was gone, but afterward her only regret was that he never 
came back; he had been a good friend and it was nice to see 
him again. 

Good fortune came to another Italian woman because she 
had what Chaucer called "gentil herte." She was married to 
a man who had grown tired of her. He didn't want to harm 
her, and he wasn't yearning after anyone else, but he was 
just tired of die wife that he had. One day he suggested that 
they move to a little house in the woods, so she gathered up 
some food and clothes and in a short time was ready to join 
him. They tried living away from those they knew for a spell, 
but he was still bored. He decided to leave her. It was very 
simple: he told her he was going away for a time. Since she 
was well brought up and an obedient wife she didn't question 
his going but set herself to getting along in the house alone. 

Soon she heard people crying upstairs in an unused part of 
the house. She went to the bedroom on the second floor where 
she found a coffin, a corpse, and a group of mourners, weeping 
and moaning. Her first act was to kneel and pray for the dead 
man's soul, and then, out of the sympathy in her heart, she 
wept. Thinking the others would be hungry, she arose from 
her knees and went downstairs to prepare food for them all. 
She piled the food on a great tray and trudged up with it to 
find, when she got back in the room, that corpse and mourners 



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alike had disappeared. The coffin was there, however, filled 
high with gold. She understood then what had happened. The 
dead man had needed just one living person to mourn his 
passing, and when she had prayed and wept she had fulfilled 
that need. All the people had been wraiths, but the gold was 
hard and real between her fingers. A day later her husband 
came that way to see how she was making out. She waved to 
him to come out of the woods, and when he saw what had 
come to her he saw her, as it were, in a fresh light. They tell 
me that it was some time before he tired of her again. 

One of my favorite historic houses in this country is Forty 
Acres in Hadley, Massachusetts. The Porter-Phelps-Hunting- 
ton family that has lived there for two hundred years has got- 
ten along with their restless ancestress, Elizabeth Porter 
Phelps, by the simple device of accepting her and her comings 
and goings and teaching their children to do the same. First 
a word about the house: it is long and rambling and filled 
with all the things that other families threw away, generations 
ago. Never very rich, never very poor, the family had good 
taste but dwelt in comfort rather than elegance. The house 
conveys a quality of serenity which one suspects may have 
been its abiding spirit. 

My good friend Dr. James Huntington retired some years 
ago from practicing medicine to devote himself to preserving 
and interpreting this house he loves. Elizabeth Phelps is his 
great-great-grandmother and he loves her too. He has known 
her all his life, for when he was a boy, on summer nights he 
would see the little old lady dressed in outdated clothes lean- 
ing over his bed. His brothers also saw her on many occa- 
sions. The older members of the family took these appear- 



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ances as a matter of course. "Don't mind that," they would 
say. "That's only Elizabeth. We've all seen her." 

The tradition is that Mrs. Phelps was devoted to her son 
Charles and wanted him to bring his family to the old house 
to live. It was for this that she had the third-floor attic added. 
Charles never came and the attic was never finished, but in 
the dark of the night she goes up to see how it's coming along 
and to tuck in any young ones who may be sleeping there. 

There are no longer children in the house, but Elizabeth 
is still there. Sometimes an unsuspecting guest turns around 
to see what might be the source of the rustling sound behind 



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him. Elizabeth wants to know who's there, that's all. Or a 
small shadow may fall across the floor and a cool breeze pass 
through the room at the same time. The good doctor always 
knows what that means. Or coming down the stairs one senses 
her presence, waiting for the living to pass. Gentle, inquisi- 
tive, friendly, she is easy to get along with, but the members 
of the family have been making it easy for her ever since 
the end of the Civil War when she first returned, a half cen- 
tury after her death. 

I recommend that you go to Hadley, see Forty Acres, see 
Dr. Huntington, and, if you're lucky, see Elizabeth. Even if 
you miss her, you will have seen one of our most charming 
haunted houses. 




CHAPTER FOUR 



Those who die violently are the most likely to be foot-loose 
after death those drowned at sea, killed in railroad, auto- 
mobile, and industrial accidents, killed in battle, and most 
especially those who are murdered or commit suicide. There 
is a fatalistic logic which assumes that to each of us there is 
an allotted span and that one whose thread is cut short before 

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his predestined time may spend it wandering the earth. Be- 
lief that those who have been murdered and those who die of 
their own hand come back is probably as old as our civiliza- 
tion. In earlier times the ghost of one murdered, like Ham- 
let's father, stayed on the scene until his death had been 
avenged. Into the grave of the suicide was pounded an oaken 
stake to keep the spirit in its place. 

Murder victims are especially prone to haunt their old 
stamping grounds and pack peddlers were always likely can- 
didates, so that our part of the country has many an isolated 
farmhouse or woods road with its peddler ghost. The peddler 
was a man alone, with little contact with people who knew 
him intimately. His customers were often many miles apart, 
his itinerary was usually known only to himself, he was de- 
fenseless against any numbers, and his pack of desirable arti- 
cles and the money he had to carry on his person supplied 
motives. His custom of asking for a place to sleep wherever 
he found himself must frequently have led him to sleep in 
the homes of the least desirable of our citizenry. After he had 
been stabbed quietly in his sleep (often his bloodstains re- 
fused to come off the floor), he was dragged down to the cel- 
lar and buried in the dirt floor; or instead he was thrown 
down an abandoned well, or laid to an uneasy rest behind 
the barn where the woodpile could be stacked over his body. 
Then the trouble began, for these peddlers were rugged souls 
who might be murdered in their sleep, but that didn't mean 
there was the end of it. They came back as strange lights, 
as the makers of weird sounds, as the industrious haunters 
of houses, as wraiths, and in their natural persons. Sometimes 
they returned regularly, sometimes at annual intervals, some- 



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times now and then, but they kept coming until their bones 
were found. Sometimes beside the bones were a few pieces 
of rusted tinware which their murderers had thought it un- 
wise to keep above ground. 

Of course, peddlers aren't the only murder victims to come 
back. Two or three others will do for now. 

One which interests me, because I am a great admirer of 
the house in which the murder took place, is the ghost who 
walks along the terrace of the beautiful old colonial mansion 
known as Cherry Hill, far out on South Pearl Street in Al- 
bany. 

I had heard as a boy that Cherry Hill was haunted but had 
forgotten about it until I had a report from one of my friends 
that neighborhood people had been seeing the murdered man 
or the murderer again; some said it was one of the Van Rens- 
selaers. When you really want the facts of Albany's past you 
ask the booksellers. Frank Scopes just snorted when I asked 
for a verification of my friend's report. Of course, he didn't 
want to be dogmatic about it, but his recollection was that 
the murder took place on May 7, 1827, that the man who 
was killed was young Abraham Van Rensselaer's manager, a 
fellow named John Whipple, and that the murderer was Mrs. 
Whipple's lover, a good-for-nothing named Jesse Strang. And 
somewhere, said Mr. Scopes, he'd seen a pamphlet about the 
case; if he ever ran across it, he'd let me know. The next time 
I walked down Maiden Lane he crooked his finger at me, 
and there was the pamphlet, located under Lord knows how 
high a mountain of books. 

As murders go, it wasn't a very interesting one and un- 
doubtedly much of its contemporary interest derived from 



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both of the principals being employees of the Van Rens- 
selacr family. John Whipple was, as Frank Scopes said (I have 
yet to catch him in a factual error), the manager of young 
Van Rensselaer's estate at Cherry Hill. This was a position 
of considerable responsibility because Abraham Van Rens- 
selaer was barely of age, his father having died but a year or 
so before the murder. There had come to work around the 
place but recently this chap named Jesse Strang, who soon 
developed a friendship for Mrs. Whipple. They spent a tru- 
ant weekend together and a few days later he bought a re- 
volver. On the night of May 7 he learned that his mistress's 
husband was in a back room on the second floor of the main 
house, going over accounts with his employer. Strang climbed 
up on a roof outside the window and shot through the glass, 
killing Whipple instantly. He was quickly taken, and the 
trial, a three-day wonder, sent him to the gallows and Mrs. 
Whipple to the penitentiary. When they hanged him, spec- 
tators drove from as far away as Cooperstown to see the spec- 
tacle. 

But now comes the problem: who is the ghost? Assuming, 
and I think it is a safe assumption, that it is one of the princi- 
pals, which one? Is it Strang, pacing up and down, as he may 
have done before he collected the courage to shoot his mis- 
tress's husband? Is he waiting for some rendezvous with her? 
It could be, of course, but it is unlikely, for almost never does 
the murderer posthumously return to the scene of the crime; 
almost invariably it is the victim who comes back. (There 
is one exception: when the murder is re-enacted and both 
murderer and murdered reappear.) So, the chances are that it 
is Whipple, waiting for something, maybe for Strang, maybe 



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for his wife maybe he is still on the job keeping a weather 
eye on Cherry Hill, a stately island out of the past surrounded 
by the rushing tide of the industrial present. 

The Hudson River has three tributaries named for some 
murderer. There is the Moordenerskill (Dutch for Murderer's 
Creek) in Rensselaer County, the Moodna Kill (apparently 
another form of the same) just south of Newburgh, and Mur- 
derer's Creek in Greene County. The ghost of the woman 
whose death gave the Greene County stream its name has 
been known to return. On one occasion the Woman in 
White climbed right up on a wagon and took a ride with 
the poor terror-stricken driver. Her name, according to an- 
other source, was Mary Johnson, and she had been murdered 
by a George Eliot in 1841. They buried her under the bridge 
and for years she appeared there and on occasion even kept 
good Episcopalians from crossing the bridge on their way to 
church in the Upper Village. 

In the same stream there is an island named for Sally Ham- 
ilton who met violent death farther downstream, but when 
the tide came in her body was floated up to the island and 
discovered there. Sam Frisbee saw her more than once and 
told Clarice Weeks about it. 

"When I came back home there was some trouble, so I 
went to this boardinghouse to live. The house was halfway 
down the hill into the Brick Row. ... A man named Dave 
Bush slept with me in the southeast room upstairs that cor- 
ner room." 

"How long ago was this?" Clarice wanted to know. 

"Thirty-five years ago, mebbe more. Well, we had heard 



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about people seeing things in this house before, but as I say, 
I've never been afraid o'f anything much less ghosts. 

"This one night it was rather cool and I woke up about 
midnight and found I had no covers. 

" 'Dave, give me some covers/ 

" 'No, I won't/ he answered. 1 won't because I can't, I 
ain't got any/ 

"So I got up and lit one of those big old kerosene lamps. 
I looked all around and there, in front of the door, rolled 
up and pushed right against the closed door, was our blan- 
kets. I brought the covers back to bed but I lay there won- 
derin' who could have done it and gotten out of the room. 
Then, for a few nights nothing happened. 

"One night we came back from downstreet I guess it was 
the first time they had movies in Jerry Brooks' Opery House. 
About midnight Dave poked me. 'S-S-Sam! S-S-SamI There 
it is! LookP 

" 'You're dreaming, Dave. Wake up/ 

" Tm not dreaming. I'm awake. Look against the door/ 

"Sure enough, there she was, a beautiful female figure. 
Looked at first as if she might have a wedding dress on. I 
couldn't see her face clear, because she was sort of pale and 
faint right there in front of our closed door. But it wasn't 
a wedding dress, I was sure of that later on. 

"I wasn't afraid, so I got out of bed and walked across the 
room to investigate. All the while I kept my eye on her. 
Then I grabbed for her with both hands. There was nothin' 
there! 

"I thought that someone might be playing a joke on us. 
Then I thought maybe it was the reflection of lights in Hud- 



VIOLENCE AND SUDDEN DEATH Q 1 

son on the windows or something like that. But when I got 
back in bed she was still gone. Let me tell you, it was a funny 
feeling. I wasn't scared; I've never been scared, but it did give 
me a funny feeling." 

Clarice suggested it might have been the bride who dis- 
appeared from that house when her bridegroom was killed a 
few hours after their wedding. But Sam was sure it wasn't the 
bride. 

"There used to be a beautiful girl from downstreet named 
Sally Hamilton that's who it was. She used to visit at that 
house where I was. I knew her, such a beautiful girl! She 
used to wear a lot of jewelry pins, rings, necklaces, and all 
that. She used to walk up the lower road to Herr's Camp and 
over a short cut to the Spoorenburg Road that we called Korst 
Veloren Road that's Low Dutch, you know. Some fellow 
murdered her and her body floated up Murderer's Creek to 
a little island, but there wasn't any jewelry on her body when 
they found her. Some folks said a deserter from the army did 
it. No one knows. No one knows. But that's what I saw, any- 
way." m 

The dead choose strange ways to make themselves mani- 
fest, and this is true in Italy as elsewhere. To understand 
this next tale it is necessary to know about a belief held in 
the section of northern Italy around Barre that if one is mur- 
dered without cause, his spirit leaves his body to enter the 
nearest urn of water. The first person to drink from the urn 
swallows the spirit. This sometimes causes him to turn into 
a snake or to do strange and unaccountable deeds. The young 
girl Angelica did not turn into a snake after the murder of 



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Pietro took place a short distance from her home, but she 
did undergo a definite change. She had been a normal, wil- 
lowy girl who enjoyed the life of the village and took little 
thought of tomorrow. Pietro was murdered in the evening, 
and she heard his screams but did not realize at the time what 
was happening. In the morning she was the first member of 
her household to be up and around, and so first drank from 
the urn of cool water they kept by the door. Apparently 
Pietro's spirit was in the water, for her stomach began to 
bloat and she began to say queer things. She could foretell 
the future: who would marry, who would be unfortunate, 
who stole, and where the stolen goods were hidden. When 
they asked her what had brought about this change in her, 
she could only shake her head, as though she herself did not 
know the reason, though everyone else was satisfied that it 
was Pietro who spoke to them through her. Always just before 
she was able to speak of the future she would make a peculiar 
sound and her stomach would swell up. Angelica lived to be 
twenty-two, and three days before her death one of her patron 
saints came to her in a vision and told her to prepare her- 
self. The day she was to die she dressed in her best clothes 
and lay down upon her bed to await the death that came be- 
fore the sun set. 

Mrs. Rose Malerba, the woman who told the story of An- 
gelica, was in those days a girl herself in Barre, engaged to 
marry a successful young lawyer. Angelica told her on one 
occasion that within a few months she would discover that 
her fiance was being unfaithful to her and that their engage- 
ment would be broken. She would then go to America where 
she would meet a man from a neighboring village and after 



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a short courtship marry him. At the time the whole prophecy 
sounded fantastic, but as she tells of it now in Albany it seems 
stranger yet, for that is exactly the way her life worked out. 

If Angelica's spirit is typically Old World, the second shoot- 
ing of "Red" Halloran is in the American thriller tradition. 

Some years ago in Chicago there was a tough gang leader 
named Red Halloran who bought himself, at the height of 
his power, a magnificent, custom-built, bulletproof, sixteen- 
cylinder dream car. It had everything, with a few extras 
added. Then came a day when he had to make a quick get- 
away. He roared out of Chicago all by himself and ran spang 
into a police ambush; bulletproof car or no, they filled him 
full of lead. 

Just how the car got to New York or how it acquired a 
reputation for being haunted, I do not know, but when the 
dealers tried to hire someone to drive it to California to its 
new owner, its reputation was well enough established so 
that no one wanted to take the job. Finally they found a news- 
paper reporter who had just been fired and who agreed to 
take it west for a hundred dollars and expenses. The boys at 
the garage told him he'd never get it past Chicago, but he'd 
heard stories like that before. 

The early part of his trip was entirely uneventful. He had 
decided to sleep in the car and thus to pocket the money he 
had been allowed for lodgings. Somewhere in Illinois he be- 
gan to get sleepy again, so he drove the car onto a side road 
and curled up to take a few winks. When he awoke the car 
was being driven very rapidly by a man he had never seen 
before, a burly redheaded character who would answer 



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neither his questions nor his protestations, a character who 
kept on whistling "Yankee Doodle" and driving the car as 
though the Devil himself were following. 

After a few uncomfortable miles the reporter noticed police 
patrol cars up ahead; the driver noticed them too and went 
past them like a bat out of Hell, completely ignoring their 
signals to stop. With that, the police began to shoot, and the 
driver made a desperate effort to pull around a patrol car 
they had parked across the middle of the road. In that fleet- 
ing second the reporter made two moves: he grabbed the 
wheel with one hand and turned off the ignition with the 
other. It was then he realized that the driver had disappeared 
and he was sitting there in the front seat by himself. 

When he tried to tell the police what had happened, he 
fully expected them to call him a liar, but several of them 
had seen the redheaded driver. And others recalled the curi- 
ous fact that on that very spot and under identical circum- 
stances Red Halloran had been killed. And when they heard 
the reporter's description of his driver, they knew all too well 
why he was not in the car when they got to it. So they let 
the reporter go on his way while they went back to waiting 
for a stolen car they had been looking for in the first place. 

There is a story they tell in the Adirondacks which recalls 
the ancient belief that a ghost of one who has been murdered 
stays on earth until he has been avenged, a belief which seems 
to be generally rejected in our time. 

Two men had a hunting camp, not far from St. Regis Falls 
in the North Woods. Every season they would go up there for 
a few days' hunting, just the two of them. Everybody assumed 



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they were good friends until one day a few years ago when 
one of the men we'll call him Conklin, because that wasn't 
his name came down out of the woods alone. Conklin said 
his friend Barry had got lost, and so a search party went back 
up in the woods with him, but just then the snow set in and 
they didn't find any trace of the missing man. 

The State Police thought there was something fishy about 
the whole business. Conklin got flustered when they asked 
him too many questions, and anybody could see that he 
wasn't telling the whole story. But they didn't have any evi- 
dence, and moreover they didn't have any corpse to prove 
murder, so the case was dismissed. 

In the spring Barry was found lying at the base of a tree 
with his skull broken. Still the police couldn't prove any- 
thing, and when the coroner's jury turned in a verdict it was 
"from accidental death, cause or causes unknown," or what- 
ever it is they say in cases like that. Beside his body they had 
found his rifle, all rusty now, but his hunting knife was miss- 
ing from the case on his leg where he carried it. Nobody 
thought much of that at the time. 

The next fall Conklin went back to his camp with a new 
companion. The first night they were there, the newcomer 
turned in early. It had been a long trip and he had fallen 
into a very deep sleep when he was jolted awake by Conklin, 
who was screaming, "Don't do it! Don't do it!" He pulled 
himself out of the bunk and found his flashlight. There was 
Conklin dead in his chair, with a hunting knife stuck in his 
heart. A curious detail was the discovery of the fingerprint 
expert when they took the knife to police headquarters. 



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There was only one set of prints on the handle of the knife 
and those were quite clear: they belonged to Barry. 

Another story of ghostly revenge doesn't involve a murder 
at least not at first but it does involve a couple of other 
interesting bad habits. This version comes from an Italian 
family, but my wife says that as a girl in New York City she 
heard a version of it from a German playmate. 

It began when a rather surly and overbearing husband 
brought home a pound of calf s liver. It was midday, and 
since the noon meal was waiting to be eaten, he told his wife 
to cook the meat for supper. She had brought the food out 
under the arbor, and they sat there together in an unusually 



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pleasant mood, for he was not what one would call an amiable 
man. She told him how the body of the rich, old gentlewoman 
of the village who had died the day before had been brought 
to the church next door. The man was not particularly inter- 
ested in her prattle, but his mouth was full of good ravioli 
which he kept washing down with equally good Chianti, 
and he did not want to stop eating long enough to tell her 
to be quiet. Besides, it probably did little harm to permit a 
woman to talk now and then, so long as she did not pretend 
that what she said mattered. Finally he said, "Enough," and 
his wife, not knowing whether he referred to his meal or 
her conversation, became silent. After dozing in his chair 
for a spell he went back to his shop, and a lazy afternoon 
drifted into eventide. 

As the time for his return approached, his woman began 
the preparation and the slow, well-seasoned cooking which 
liver properly requires. After a while she lifted the lid and 
peeked at the meat. It looked done, but to be sure she cut a 
little piece from the edge and popped it into her mouth. It 
was good; the flour had formed a delicious crispness around 
the edge, and the flavor was rich and right. She tried another 
piece, and another, and another. She was ravenous and she 
had no power to stop herself until the pan was empty. Then 
she remembered her husband and panic shook her. He was 
not a man to whom one could explain that the meat he had 
brought home at noon had tasted so good that there was 
none for his dinner. Too often she had felt the beatings he 
dealt her when the world went contrary to his plans. It was 
then she thought of the rich widow lying alone before the 
altar. 



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It was a fine meal, and the man rose from his table well 
satisfied with the world. It had been a good day; customers 
had kept him busy at his shop, the noon meal had been pleas- 
ant, and now he'd had a dinner fit for the gods, green salad 
with rich olive-oil dressing touched by just the right amount 
of garlic and vinegar, fresh bread, and the tenderest, tastiest 
liver that ever a man set to his lips. He looked his woman 
over, seeing her with new eyes. She had a variety of uses 
all of them, he chuckled to himself, satisfactory. "It is time," 
he said, "for us to go to bed." 

Perhaps he had drifted off to sleep before it happened, 
though his wife had not yet closed her eyes. It was a voice, 
close to their ears, yet from a distance: "My liver! I want 
my liver! Give me my liver!" It was the voice of a woman, an 
old and cultured woman. The cry came again and again, pierc- 
ing and terrible. "My liver, give me back my liver!" At last 
the wife could stand the strain no longer, and in a tumbling 
flood of confession she spilled out the story. 

As she told it, he could almost see her slit the belly of the 
widow's corpse, thrust in her long-fingered hand until she 
found the organ she was seeking, deftly cut it out, rearrange 
the clothes, and speed out of the church, back to her stove 
and frying pan. It explained her own lack of appetite which 
he had considered so fortunate at mealtime. As he weighed 
the matter in his mind, the point which disturbed him was 
that it was he who had eaten the liver and that undoubtedly 
it would be upon him that the dead woman would wreak her 
vengeance. He had some idea of the kind of havoc a really 
aroused ghost could bring about. 

Both women had ceased speaking now, though the living 1 



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one at his side lay moaning softly into her pillow. There 
was only one thing a man could do, he decided, under the 
circumstances. He got out of bed and went into the kitchen, 
coming back with the carving knife. Fortunately his wife 
fainted before he drew the fine sharp blade along her sleek 
belly. A few minutes later he stole into the church to give 
the old woman a new liver to replace the one he had eaten. 
One wonders whether he did not look upon the meat just 
a bit longingly, for the corpse was getting a much better 
organ than she had lost At any rate, the old girl was satis- 
fied and never disturbed his sleep in the nights that followed. 

A special group of ghosts consists of persons murdered 
specifically to guard treasure buried with them. Not all 
haunted treasure is protected by a murder victim, but some 
is. In my part of America, haunted treasure was usually 
buried by pirates, by Indians, by settlers during the French 
and Indian Wars, by Tories during the Revolution, or by 
latter-day misers who had no faith in banks and a strong 
sense that the earth was the place for man's valuables. Mur- 
der was committed so that a ghostly guardian might serve 
the owner of the treasure, for if a young person were placed in 
the hole with the treasure, he would be there to guard it for 
what would have been his normal span of life presumably 
a longer span than the life expectancy of the owner. One other 
characteristic of haunted treasure in our area is this: it is al- 
most never found by those who search for it. 

All through the nineteenth century there were stories cur- 
rent along the Hudson Valley that Captain Kidd had buried 



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his treasure there, and many a time the moon looked down 
on men digging hopefully for it. 

Close to a hundred years ago, in the town of Hughsonville 
between Beacon and Poughkeepsie, a woman named Talmage 
had a dream. She was an old woman then, tall, with full lips, 
an aquiline nose, and cold blue eyes. She had been born on 
Hallowe'en just before midnight, and she had been born with 
a caul. When she told fortunes with tea leaves her eyes were 
like blue crystals which held all the secrets of the past and the 
future. This woman dreamed the same dream on three suc- 
cessive nights when she was ninety years old. 

In this dream she saw a tall man, whom she recognized as 
Captain Kidd, burying gold at the base of a giant oak in a 
grove of trees not four miles from where she was sleeping. 
She could see the gold pieces plainly enough to describe them 
exactly the following morning. The next night, and the next, 
the dream ?fes repeated, each time identical with that of the 
preceding night, each time most specifically clear. The repeti- 
tion and the clarity, and perhaps some urging from the lady 
herself, caused the men in her family to plan a little action. 

Matt Talmage and his brother Jim set out for the grove one 
night shortly after the third dream. In the back of the buck- 
board they carried a bull's-eye lantern, two shovels, a pick, 
and a potato sack. Just before they started, Matt slid a rifle 
in with the other things. There were a number of reasons for 
going at night: there was farm work in the daytime; they had 
no wish either to be followed or to be laughed at; but most 
especially, the old lady had told them to go at night, and she 
had a way of speaking that forestalled contradiction and dis- 
obedience. She had told them to go at night and to say nc 



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word to each other once they got there, for silence is the re- 
quired rule when it comes to digging haunted treasure. Ab- 
solute silence. 

The moon was shining when they started out, but the 
woods were very dark and when they came to the grove it 
was pitch-black. They lit the bull T s-eye lantern and quickly 
found the giant tree of which the old lady had spoken. It was 
easily found, for it dominated the entire grove. They were 
silent now, pointing to the spot they had been told to find, the 
place "between the folds of the tree that formed two huge 
roots." They were scared: the owls made the only sounds and 
the silent bats swooped low over their heads; not even a star 
could be seen through the heavy roof of foliage. 

Jim had begun the digging, and after twenty minutes' work 
he was tired, but the pile of dirt beside the tree was beginning 
to grow. He looked up to Matt to ask him to take over, but 
his eyes went beyond his brother and by the reflected light of 
the bull's-eye lantern Matt saw Jim's mouth gape open and a 
look of terror come over his face. Matt felt his own blood go 
icy and his neck and spine tingle with panic. Then he turned 
around and looked. 

There, standing with his elbow level with the seat of their 
high wagon, was a man, ten feet or more in height. That it 
was the same man the old lady had described to them was be- 
yond all doubt. Slowly a great arm rose and with an imperious 
gesture motioned them to leave the grove. For a few seconds 
they were frozen to the spot where they stood, but as the giant 
started to walk toward them they found their feet. Matt 
screamed and they both started running. They circled the 
figure, clambered onto the wagon, and tore out of the grove 



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toward home. They whipped the horse, but it was hardly 
necessary, for he seemed to share their panic. 

The next morning, after very little sleep, Matt and Jim 
went back to the grove. Even in the morning light the grove 
was dark and the shadows of their fears from the previous 
night were in the air. There by the giant oak lay their tools, 
just where they had left them the night before. But the 
ground between the great spreading roots was as though it 
had not been touched for centuries. Each particle of moss was 
in its place; even the ant hills were undisturbed. Yet there 
was no question but that it was the place where Jim had piled 
high a heap of dirt the night before. There was no way of 
proving it now, and the two brothers looked at each other 
speechlessly. They gathered up their tools and went home. 

That night they told what had happened in the local tavern 
and took a good deal of ribbing for it. But after the tavern 
was shut for the night, a little group collected some tools and 
hitched up a wagon and went to the grove to find out for 
themselves. They found out. It happened to them just as it 
had happened to Jim and Matt. The mountain of a man had 
spoken no words but they could no more have stayed there 
than they could have lifted themselves on wings. 

When Matt and Jim told the old lady what had happened 
to them, she was not surprised. "The man who gets the treas- 
ure must outwit him, that's all/* 

Well, as I hear it, every decade or so, somebody tries it. 
Thirty years ago three boys from Brockway set out at ten 
o'clock one night to get those gold pieces. They left the Gold 
Coast Cafe in an old Model T. The car was found next day in 
the road near the grove, but the boys haven't been seen or 



VIOLENCE AND SUDDEN DEATH lOg 

heard from since. But the tree is still there in the grove, tow- 
ering over it like an old pirate captain bullying his crew from 
the bridge. 

While this is a fairly typical example of the problems fac- 
ing the hunters of haunted treasure, there are some variations 
of which one should be forewarned. Sometimes the spirit 
which guards the treasure is headless, sometimes it is in the 
shape of a dog. Sometimes counter charms are used to keep 
the treasure from disappearing when it is located. One man 
out in LeRoy used a long rod with the letters GOD stamped 
on it. The sharp points of the two ends were tipped with sil- 
ver. Once the box was found, it was to be pierced by the rod 
and that would hold it in place so that it wouldn't disappear. 
The only trouble with that invention was that the owner 
never got near enough to pierce the box, much less to keep it 
from disappearing. The experience of Matt and Jim of hav- 
ing the ground seemingly untouched when they went back to 
investigate the next morning is a commonplace among treas- 
ure hunters. Not infrequently they inadvertently break the 
taboo against speaking, and no sooner have the words fallen 
from their lips than the treasure sinks out of sight and the 
dirt falls into the hole; the sod rolls back into place, and there 
is nothing to do but go on home and forget about it. 

From the Helderberg Mountains west of Albany comes a 
complicated ritual to insure the finding of treasure, although 
I know of no one who claims that he has found any this way. 
Nor have I used it myself, so you may take it for what it is 
worth. First of all you must locate a spot that seems mysteri- 
ous and a likely spot for the treasure to be hidden. You go 



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there at midnight without light of any sort, and remember not 
to say a word all the while you are there. First you dig a hole; 
then you take some of the dirt from the hole and cover over a 
sheep buck. You place a turkey gobbler on top of the dirt 
over the sheep buck, and then you cover that with dirt from 
the same hole. Then you place a rooster on top of the pile and 
cover him over with more of the dirt. By this time you have 
a good-sized pile, and that is all you can do for that first night. 

If you can continue to maintain silence during the second 
night you are certain of your treasure. First you uncover the 
rooster, who will jump up and fight you. You must kill the 
rooster and then uncover the gobbler. He will fight you too, 
but you must kill him, maintaining perfect silence all the 
time. Then you take care of the sheep buck in the same way, 
and if you can do him in silently, then you can start digging, 
and if there is treasure there, you will find it. 

This has the earmarks of being a fragment of a European 
tale which has been lost in the New York hills. It calls to 
mind a story told by an Italian family living in Schenectady. 

Early one morning a poor fisherman was on his way to his 
boat when a young boy called to him from beside the road. 

"Come here," said the boy. 

"I can't," said the fisherman. "I have to catch fish so my 
family can eat." 

"Would you like to be rich?" 

The fisherman went over to the boy to see what all this 
was about. The boy told him that some robbers had asked 
him to guard some treasure for them and then had killed him. 
Now the fisherman could have gold and jewels beyond price, 
if he would do just as the boy directed. 



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"Go into the cave there beyond that tree. I'll be right be- 
hind you. First you will meet a snake. Don't be afraid; just 
step over the snake and keep walking. Then you'll come to 
two snarling dogs. Don't be afraid; I'll be right behind you. 
Finally you will see a man with a shotgun sitting on the treas- 
ure. He'll say, 'Don't move or I'll shoot/ When he says that, 
fall right on the treasure and touch it. It will be yours, if you 
do just as I say." 

"All right," said the fisherman, "let's go." 

The two entered the cave and came upon the snake. The 
boy said, "Go on. I'm right behind you. Don't look back for 
me, but I'll be here all the time." 

The two dogs looked frightening, but the voice of the boy 
reassured him and he stepped over the dogs. He went on till 
he came to the man with the shotgun. 

"Don't move or I'll shoot," warned the man. 

The poor fisherman was paralyzed with fright. He turned 
around and cried, "I can't do this. I can't leave my family." 

That did itl Everything disappeared. He found himself out 
in a field all by himself. Soon the boy appeared, angry and 
disappointed. He told the fisherman that if his instructions 
had been carried out the man would have been rich and the 
boy's soul could have gone to rest. Now someone else would 
have to be found. He cursed the man, saying that he always 
would be poor and always wear rags. 

A few days later the man bought a new pair of overalls and 
the first time he wore them he tore a big hole in the knee. He 
was ragged and poverty-stricken as long as he lived. 

The little boy in that story recalls the attractive ghost 
called Mazzo Maoriello told of by people in Amsterdam, New 



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York, from Rome, Italy. He was a little boy all dressed in 
white and wearing a saucy red cap. Mazzo had finished his 
task of guarding somebody's gold for the full period of what 
would have been his normal lifetime, and yet he stayed in 
this world. He liked to join the other children in play, and 
grownups would find him happily romping with their young 
and invite him into their homes for dinner. Everyone knew 
that he was from the other world, but no one was afraid of 
him and everybody hoped that sometime he would reveal 
where the treasure which he had been forced to guard lay 
buried. If he still remembered, he never told. But when 
folks came to move from one home to another he was likely to 
be on hand to help, for there was something about the ritual 
of moving that appealed to him; perhaps he was stirred by 
some memory from die long ago when he was a real child and 
shared the excitement that comes to every family when it 
changes houses. 

I don't want to leave the impression that only children, 
giants, and monsters guard haunted treasure, or that it is 
always done in a malevolent spirit. Sometimes the owner 
seems merely to be watching out to see that the right sort 
eventually comes into possession of his gold. 

There was a haunted house in Trenton, New Jersey, that 
no tenant would stay in very long because of the ruckus a 
ghost made all the time. After a while a woman who had lived 
a mighty careless sort of life went to the landlord and told 
him that she wasn't afraid of any ghost that walked. He said, 
"All right, if you're sure you won t be afraid/' 

She'd been there a few nights when she had occasion to go 



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down in the cellar. At the foot of the stairs this great dark 
thing rose up in front of her. "What the hell do you want?" 
she asked. All she remembered after that was falling; when 
they found her next day every hair of her head had been 
burned right off. She got out of there as fast as she could get. 

The next tenant was a good church woman who sewed 
every Tuesday for the missionary society and who went to 
prayer meetings on Wednesday nights. The landlord ex- 
plained the situation to her before she moved in. "Don't you 
worry," she said. "I'll stay/' 

A few nights after she arrived she wanted something down 
in the cellar too, so she lit a candle and went down the stairs. 
This same "thing" rose up in front of her. "Good friend, 
what in the name of God is it that you want? Is there any- 
thing troubling you that it is in my power to help?" This 
"thing," this ghost, motioned to her to follow him, and they 
went over to a corner of the cellar. Then he pointed for her to 
put down her candle. As she did this she noticed a loose block 
of cement in the floor that she had never observed before. She 
lifted it out and there she found a neat box set in the floor, 
filled with gold pieces. She was flabbergasted. "Is this for me?" 
*he asked the ghost, but when she turned to look for him he 
was gone, and as they tell it in Trenton, he hasn't returned 
since. 

I have never seen statistics analyzing the relative popularity 
of different methods of committing suicide but there must be 
such available. I raise the point because such a vast majority 
of the ghosts whose last mortal act was self-destruction seem to 
have preferred hanging to the other possibilities. The very 



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ropes they hang themselves with become haunted like the 
one in a Pine Plains barn that appeared every time anyone 
entered there. They had cut a man down from the rafters in 
1845, but the rope kept reappearing. They would cut it down 
again and again, but there it was the next time they walked 
into the barn. And there is that bell rope in Katsbaan: one 
wintry midnight some years ago the good folk of the com- 
munity heard the bell ring and a few hardy souls got dressed 
and trudged over to the church to see what mischief-maker 
or what catastrophe could be the cause. A stranger's body was 
swinging back and forth, with the bell rope about his neck. 
Who he was or why he chose the Katsbaan bell rope as his 
method of departure was never known, but some say that if 
you are awake in the middle of the night on the anniversary 
of the event you can just hear the clapper as it taps the bell. 

Suicides are great ones for haunting houses, as has already 
been suggested, and they go through all the antics that other 
ghosts do. I have no reason to believe that the returning sui- 
cide is any different from the rest, but sometimes one of them 
will work out a specialty which separates him from the general 
run. There is a house in Saugerties in which a man hanged 
himself in the attic fifty years or more ago. Thereafter it was 
impossible to keep a candle or a kerosene lamp burning in the 
attic, and whenever anyone entered it the door would bang 
sfmt behind him. Eventually some owner had the place wired 
for electricity, but even then it was impossible to make a light 
go on in that part of the house. They tell me that if you were 
to go up there tonight with a flashlight, it would flicker out. 

I have also heard of a woman whose husband was a salesman 
on the road and one day he came home to find she had done 



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herself in. The next tenants had a terrible time: she would 
go upstairs and open the bedroom doors and go back down 
again; she would go to the attic and make noises as though 
she were moving boxes and cases about, but when they were 
examined they seemed not to have been moved; she would 
turn the key in a lock while someone was watching the door, 
but when the door was opened she was not there. And on two 
occasions she did something I know of no other ghost doing. 
She would go over to the telephone and dial it; people in the 
room could see and hear it happen. No one seems to have had 
the presence of mind to lift the receiver and find out whom 
she was calling, and so a good story is lost. Makes you wonder, 
though, when the telephone bell rings in the middle of the 
night and you crawl out of bed to answer it, and there is no 
voice at the other end. At least it makes me wonder. 

Two of my favorite ghosts drowned themselves, and each 
in its own way is unique. We might call them the cases of the 
persistent fisherman and the girl in the Pink House. 

Thirty or thirty-five years ago a family named Johnson 
moved into the valley of the Kuyahoora, which branches off 
from the Mohawk at Herkimer. They bought a little old stone 
farmhouse on one of the Norway-Middleville roads. The 
house had been neglected and empty for several years previ- 
ous to their coming. The neighbors predicted that they 
wouldn't stay long; nobody ever did because the place was 
badly haunted, but the Johnsons were not to be driven out 
of their new home by silly gossip and superstitious foolishness. 

But it wasn't as easy as that. Under the stairway leading up 
from the front hall, there was a tiny closet the door of which 



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was secured by a wooden turn-knob. Each morning Mary 
Johnson found that little door wide open, and each morning 
she dosed it again, only to find it open again the following 
morning. That sort of experience starts out by being annoy- 
ing, then it becomes an irritation, and after that it becomes a 
nightmare. They put a chain on the door, but that didn't 
work, because just before dawn the chain rattled so loudly 
that everyone in the house was awakened out of a sound 
sleep. Between chain rattling and an opened door, the John- 
sons chose to take the chain off and throw it away. 

At just about this point in the story Mary Johnson's 
brother John came for a visit. He was a great fisherman, and 
since there was a fine trout stream nearby, he decided to get 
up before the rest of the family one morning and see what he 
could catch for breakfast. He took his rod and went to the 
ruins of an old mill on the banks of a millpond through 
which the trout stream passed. In the first light of dawn he 
saw an old man fishing on the banks of the pond. He was an 
odd-looking duck, wearing an old-fashioned ulster, and he 
sat with his rod secured in the forked branch of a fallen tree. 

"How's the luck?" asked John. 

No answer. 

"I say, how's the fishing?" this time in a louder voice, but 
still no answer. Finally, deciding the old man just wanted to 
be left alone, he walked on downstream, but after a few feet 
he looked back to discover that the old man had vanished. 
It didn't make sense; the land thereabouts was flat and there 
were only a few big trees. The man hadn't had time to walk 
off. Either he was in the pond or he was in the ruined mill. 
John peered down into the clear, shallow water and there 



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was nothing there but some fish which would make a fine 
treat for breakfast. Then he examined the cavernous interior 
of the mill and there was nothing there but rotted beams and 
weeds. 

He went back to the place where he had seen the old man, 
and he was surprised to observe that the soft ground for many 
yards around showed no footprints but his own. There was 
no hole in the ground where he had seen the crotched stick. 
He began to think he was going mad. 

Later that day he told his experience to an ancient inhabit- 
ant of the community who brightened right up when he 
heard the description of the vanishing fisherman. There was 



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no question about it, that was old Mr. Brockhurst who lived 
in the Johnson's house for years. Used to go fishing every 
morning of the year when it was possible to get at the fish. 
He had been very particular about his fishing tackle, of which 
he had a fine assortment. Used to keep it in a little closet 
under the stair and heaven help the person who tampered 
with it! Drowned in that same millpond. 

The Pink House in Wellsville, ten miles from the Penn- 
sylvania border, is the focal point of a cumulative legend of 
haunting by a suicide. This is particularly interesting in view 
of the fact that there is a printed version of the story (in verse) 
which bears only superficial likeness to the story which is 
developing among the people of the area. 

Most old settlers agree that the story in the poem "Paul- 
ine," by Hanford Lennox Gordon, is substantially the correct 
one. This is a tale told by a dying soldier at Appomattox and 
concerns a cruel, rich father, a sweet and simple daughter, a 
poor but honest lover. This father was the builder of the 
Pink House, the man who first gave it the color it has to this 
day, a lumber merchant in Wellsville, hard as nails in every- 
thing except what touched his daughter. It was in the village 
school that she, Pauline, met the son of a poor widow who 
lived on the outskirts of town. The youngsters grew up to- 
gether, and by the time they reached high school they were 
in love, although her father knew nothing of this romance. 
Only once did the boy ever come to the Pink House; that 
was the day he was to leave the village to study law in the city. 
They had the misfortune to be caught in each other's arms 
by the master of the house on that occasion, whereupon Paul- 



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ine's father called the boy a good many nasty names, among 
them "beggar," which bitterly hurt his natural pride. Despite 
these insults the lovers carried on a clandestine correspond- 
ence until her father sent each of them a forged letter pur- 
porting to come from the other which effectually stopped the 
letter writing and left each of them hurt and angry. A year or 
so later, word came to the boy that Pauline was marrying a 
rich, middle-aged newcomer to the town whom her father had 
encouraged for financial reasons. The lovers met once more, 
this time on the streets of Wellsville the day before her wed- 
ding. When Pauline and her father passed the boy in their 
carriage, his attitude was very nonchalant and one who had 
seen them would have assumed that whatever had passed be- 
tween the couple was dead. 

That night the boy decided that in the morning he would 
go to the Pink House to ask her forgiveness, but in the morn- 
ing he was awakened by a friend who came to tell him that 
Pauline had drowned herself in a fountain at the Pink 
House. 

Then it was that the Pink House began to show signs of 
being haunted. People would enter the library and have the 
feeling that a woman had just left it by another door and 
there would be Mrs. Browning's Sonnets from the Portu- 
guese, opened and turned face down on the sofa. At night 
they would hear the piano playing pieces which Pauline had 
enjoyed playing, and at other times the scent of the perfume 
which she used would be particularly strong in a room, as 
though she had just left it. 

This, then, is the way the story is told in print. We now 



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turn to the oral tradition as it is growing in the area round 
about Wellsville. 

One tradition says that a man married one of two sisters 
and came to his wife's home to live; what he did not know 
until she drowned herself in the millpond on the grounds 
was that his sister-in-law was also in love with him. In this 
story there is no ghost. Other versions develop this theme and 
add to it the tradition of haunting which we have already 
encountered in the "Pauline" version. 

Thirty miles from Wellsville they will tell you that the 
family had two daughters, the older o whom was engaged 
to be married and her trousseau was all made, waiting for the 
important day. Out of a clear sky came the shocking news that 
her fianc had eloped with her younger sister. The bride-that- 
was-tohave-been was so heartbroken that she drowned herself 
in the swimming pool. After a year or so the sister and her 
husband came back to live in the Pink House. First, stories 
began to circulate that the dead sister was seen in the moon- 
light near the pool. She was seen on the walk to the house; 
she was seen passing through the door. Then one night the 
couple was suddenly awakened by something cold and 
clammy on their faces. The next night they kept their eyes 
open, and they saw the dead sister enter their room and come 
beside their bed. Then she threw back her head and with a 
quick movement she tossed her wet hair across their faces and 
drew it toward her before she vanished into the shadows 
forever. 

From Professor Thompson's archive at Cornell comes the 
best telling of this story I have found. I would like to quote it 
as it was written by Mrs. Edward W. Wilson. Her beginning 



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is very like the one above and we pick it up after the elope- 
ment. 

"No letter of explanation from the hasty couple on their 
unscheduled honeymoon could temper the grief of the father, 
nor the dismay of the jilted girl, who, rather than see her 
former lover bring home his new bride, drowned herself in 
the marble fountain in front of the Pink House, This double 
shock saddened the father, who, nevertheless, forgave his 
older daughter and welcomed her back home. A year later, he 
had a granddaughter who for two years brought happiness to 
the Pink House. Then a strange thing happened; the little 
girl began avoiding her parents and wanting to be alone. She 
wanted only to toddle about the gardens all by herself, often 
rising from her bed at night to wander aimlessly in the moon- 
light. One night, her aunt appeared and beckoned to the little 
girl to follow her down the carpeted staircase, across the en- 
trance hall, out into the fateful fountain, where the body of 
the poor little innocent was found the next morning. The 
relentless spirit of the aunt continued to haunt the Pink 
House every night, bringing sleeplessness and worry to all its 
occupants. The grief-stricken grandfather now turned against 
his older daughter and her husband, sent them away from 
Wellsville, and soon followed his granddaughter to the 
grave. . . . 

"At length the owners of the mansion returned home, now 
with another two-year-old daughter, whom they were deter- 
mined to watch over night and day. And it is well they did, 
for on the night of their home-coming the wraith appeared 
before her second niece, beckoning her to follow. The frantic 
father, on vigil in the child's room, lit a candle, whereupon 



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the spectre departed. Each night after that a light was kept 
burning in the child's room, and only once (when the candle 
flickered) did the ghost reappear. With candle-light replaced 
by gas, and then by electricity, an ever-burning light was 
maintained in the girl's room, where even to-day passers-by 
may see it, though the niece is nearing eighty, and her parents 
have left the Pink House forever." 




CHAPTER FIVE 



A man who set his mind to it could probably write a ghostly 
history of the United States. It might take a while to garner 
all the stories the people tell, but certainly we would find 
representative men and women from every crucial period of 
our past who have returned. The memories of their comings 
have been cherished by the people who have told and retold 
their stories. 

Naturally, we begin with the Indians, and as with so much 
of our lore about the aborigines, the ghost tales frequently 

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tell more about the sentimental enthusiasms of our nine- 
teenth-century forebears than about the Indians themselves. 
A case in point is the Indian chief of Conesus Lake. Every 
year when the vacationers go out to the lake they delight to 
hear the old-timers say their say, and if some visitors are 
doubtful, others are open-minded enough to line the shores of 
the lake on August evenings, hoping that they may see what 
others swear that they have seen. What there is to see comes 
when the August moon is full, and something about the night 
convinces them that they have seen an Indian chieftain, wear- 
ing phosphorescent war paint that glows in the moonlight* 
What they enjoy most of all is the legend of the young Indian 
wife who could no longer stand the beatings her chieftain 
husband gave her and who in desperation ran away with her 
warrior lover from another tribe. They made good their 
escape, but her husband continued the search for many years. 
Eventually he devoted a day's token search to them once a 
year, and this much he vowed he would do forever. And he 
does. 

A happier couple haunt Indian Lake. Once again it was a 
chieftain (we don't deal in anything less when we grow sen- 
timental about the savages), one Sabeal, who went out into 
the woods about his mountain home and never returned. As 
the long wintry hours dragged on, his wife, worried and grief- 
stricken, set out over the ice-covered lake to find him. His 
body they never located, but hers, frozen stiff, was found a 
few days later. They buried her on a little island where, as 
dusk settles down you can still hear, if your ears are sharp, 
the voice of her husband calling out to her. 

One could find many another such story in our parts. After 



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we stopped butchering the American Indian, we began to 
sentimentalize him, and the evidence of the Hiawathaization 
of the Five Nations is to be found in local legends about 
Lovers' Leaps and Spook Rocks, invariably telling about a 
pair of yearning lovers and at least one cruel chieftain. These 
stories have an aura of bookishness, falling somewhere out- 
side the fold of genuine folklore. They are neither the tales 
the Indians tell of themselves nor tales that have taproots in 
the white man's past. They are, I suspect, often the product 
of early local historians and sentimental ladies who were well 
read and anxious, indeed too anxious, to prove that we in 
America had had a romantic past. That does not mean that all 
of the ghostly Indians fall in this rather colorless category; a 
number of them give evidence of being both more believable 
as ghosts and more valid as folklore. 

Take for example the ghosts of Whoopin' Boys Hollow near 
Sag Harbor. The eastern end of Long Island is a great croco- 
dile's mouth gnawing at the Atlantic; on the upper jaw is 
Greenport; where the tongue would rest is Sag Harbor; at 
the tip of the lower jaw is Montauk Point. In the days before 
the white man came, a chief lived and died near Greenport 
whose last command ordered his warriors to carry his body 
to Montauk for its long rest. Moreover, he insisted that never 
once should his body touch the ground from the time he left 
his old home until he reached his last. The braves started 
out with the litter high upon their shoulders until they came 
to the section where Sag Harbor is now. By this time they 
were tired and only the fear inspired by their departed leader 
prevented their laying down their burden and resting. \Vhen 
they came to a deep and extremely narrow crevice, they saw 



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an opportunity to live up to their dead leader's command 
and yet take the respite they badly needed. The crevice was 
narrow enough for them to lay the litter across it in such a 
way that the body was scores of feet from the earth below. 
Having followed the letter of their chiefs command if not 
the spirit, they lay down at a little distance to sleep. It 
wasn't long before a terrifying scream awakened them, the 
scream of their dead chief as he hurtled off the litter to the 
rocks far below. What cries of terror and guilty conscience 
the erstwhile pallbearers let out as they dashed away we do 
not know, but any youngster in Sag Harbor will tell you 
that if you pass the spot, you will hear them once again and 
the old chief crying out to be taken on to Montauk and not 
left forever halfway to his destination. 

A ghost you can hear but not see is never so intriguing as 
one that puts in a full appearance. Consider the Indian's 
horse from down in the Southern Tier. The little girl who 
had this experience has long since been a woman grown, but 
when she tells of the day she took her father's lunch to him, 
through the meadows and to the forest's edge, she grows ex- 
cited and the story flows and rushes. In her girlhood they 
lived on an isolated farm far from all neighbors. When her 
father used to work in a field separated from the house by 
some distance, the child loved to carry his lunch to him. Her 
father, on the other hand, preferred that some older person 
accompany her, for the path ran across one meadow and then 
over a brush fence and into a dense wood. One day she 
pleaded until her mother packed her off, lunch and all. It 
was a desolate section then; there were no other houses for 
miles around, and there were spots like the woods before her 



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that had never been touched by a white man's axe. The 
meadow was clear going. Then she came to the brush fence 
over which she must climb to get into the woods. Carefully 
she got her footing and began to crawl over the barrier. Just 
about halfway over she looked up, and there towering above 
her was a mammoth stallion, rearing on his hind legs. 

Her father got no lunch that day; he found the neatly 
packed basket beside the fence on his way home for dinner. 
The little girl had scrambled down a thousand times faster 
than she had gone up and run pell-mell for home. Her father 
had a satisfactory explanation for the sudden appearance of a 
horse in a country where there were none. Their farm was 
on land that had once been Indian country, and the red men 
were buried all about the place. He believed, and years later 
she still believed, that some Indian had buried his horse 
nearby and that the spirit of the horse had risen from his 
grave that warm summer day to prevent a hidden danger of 
the wood from hurting her. It was an explanation which 
pleased them and they kept it alive. 

In Schenectady they tell of one of the last Mohawks in that 
area who died in 1789. His name has not survived, but men 
have remembered that in two of the ways of the white man 
he excelled his teachers; he could outshoot them and out- 
drink them. With these arts mastered he had long moved 
among the men of the Dorp with austere familiarity. Now 
and then during the year he would bring to town some meat 
or fish to exchange for the few articles his simple way of life 
required. While he was there he would practice a little drink- 
ing and then drift back to his cabin on the Hill of Straw- 
berries. On the August day of which I write he made a pres- 



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ent of his mess of fish to an old friend, refusing anything for 
it. His explanation was simple and pointed: "Great Spirit 
call. Indian no need." For once he shunned the tavern and 
getting into his canoe he started up the Mohawk, Boys who 
were swimming off a sand bar reported a strange thing later: 
the canoe moved against the current, driven by no visible 
power, for the Indian sat in the stern, his head erect, his arms 
folded serenely across his chest. They were the last to see him 
alive. No one ever found his body, but the canoe they did 
find the next day, drifting empty far down the river. 
A week later a white man who had known the Indian was 



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fishing among the river islands when he glanced up and saw 
the old Mohawk warrior sitting on the high bank. His arms 
were clasped around his knees and his face was turned to- 
ward his departed people. The white man thought merely 
that the Indian wanted a lift to the mainland and so he rowed 
close to the island and invited him to get in the boat. At the 
first word, the Mohawk slowly turned his head and faded 
from view. Afterward many others saw him, sitting by the 
river's edge, always in the same position, his knees hugged to 
his chin and his eyes watching the upper reaches of the valley. 

Indian massacres of the Revolutionary period have left us 
with their ghostly reminders, too. From Cherry Valley and 
Cobleskill come tales of the partial re-enactment of those 
violences, the screams and shots, the hurrying files of refu- 
gees, sad cries in the night. But the story of Nick Wolsey and 
his revenge stirs my imagination far more than these frag- 
mentary tales. In the early days, close to the Hudson in 
Greene County lived a white hunter and fur trader named 
Nick Wolsey. He got along well with the Indians in their 
nearby village because they could trust him; his dealings with 
them were invariably above board and his word was as true 
as his aim. 

After some little time it may have been observed by the 
wise old squaws of the tribe that it was not always beaver 
pelts that brought Nick to the encampment. The man whose 
sharp eyes could reckon the value of a beaver pelt had looked 
carefully at the village lass named Minamee. One day they 
were married among her people and then walked down the 
valley trail to his snug cabin by the river. Except for the 
jealous heart of her forsaken Indian suitor, the marriage was 



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approved by all her tribesmen. Once there was a sharp, 
spoken clash between the loser and Wolsey, but it passed and 
was forgotten as an incident in a day of frolic. The months 
that followed were full of happy fruitful days for both the 
bride and groom. Frequently he made trips to the fur traders 
in Albany and came home with gold in his purse and hand- 
some presents for his wife. By the time a year had swung 
around there was a small son in the cabin and Nick Wolsey 
was a happy man. 

One evening Nick came back to the cabin after a good 
day's hunting. Usually the quiet Minamee stood in the door- 
way, the child in her arms, waiting. No smoke lazed from the 
chimney and the doorway was empty. It was very silent in the 
shadow-filled room. Nick stood warily for a moment under 
the lintel until he saw the baby's head on the floor bloody, 
the brown eyes open, the neck a nauseating clot of blood 
where it had been severed from its body. Deep in the shadow 
was Minamee, her eyes crazed, her arms clutching the bloody 
corpse of her child. That night she died, but before that peace- 
ful hour Nick learned of the drunken visit from her unfor- 
getting suitor, who had wreaked his macabre vengeance. 

Wolsey had recently been able to purchase a horse, and 
now he rode to his wife's people. When his account had been 
heard, the murderer was turned over to him and he bound 
him tightly with willow withes. Back at the cabin the withes 
were made still tighter, and then Nick Wolsey conceived a 
diabolic plan of his own. The Indian had wanted Minamee, 
but of the woman slim and warm he had made a corpse; well, 
he could have the corpse. So he bound the living man to the 
dead woman, tying them both to his horse. He lashed the 



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horse until it became mad with pain and then he loosened it, 
letting it tear off through the woods, never to be seen again 
as long as it lived. But sometimes life is not the longest limit 
and Nick's horse with his grim burden is still galloping down 
our valley roads. Men see them pass in the dusk and hear the 
bellowing agony of the Indian, the end of whose punishment 
is not yet. 

Of all the ghost tales of New York, the best known comes 
to us from the French and Indian Wars and has been told 
and retold by such masters as Francis Parkman in his Mont- 
calm and Wolfe and Robert Louis Stevenson in his Ticon- 
deroga. It is the story of a Scottish officer named Duncan 
Campbell who served under Abercrombie in the campaign of 
1758. 

Seldom in American history has a general planned more 
stupidly and acted more cravenly than did General Aber- 
crombie at Ticonderoga, but we must remember that the 
Scots, English, and Americans who were sacrificed by his 
fuddleheaded incompetence fought and died with tragic and 
magnificent courage. With sixteen thousand troops, nine 
thousand of them Americans, Abercrombie attacked Ticon- 
deroga when it contained fewer than four thousand men, but 
Montcalm sent him back to Lake George with his tail be- 
tween his legs, the laughingstock of the provinces. This was 
the low tide of the war for the enemies of France, but our 
own attention is turned upon one of the two thousand casual- 
ties suffered that day, Major Duncan Campbell of the Black 
Watch regiment of Scottish Highlanders. He was one of the 
twenty-six officers in that regiment (out of thirty-seven in all) 



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who left the fields in front of Ticonderoga as a casualty: nine 
days later he died in the hospital at Fort Edward. 

Duncan Campbell was the laird of the castle of Inverawe 
on the banks of the River Awe, in the Scottish Highlands. In 
the days after Bonnie Prince Charlie's attempt to take back 
the British throne for the Stuarts, quarrels and name calling 
continued in Scotland, sometimes with the sharpest bitter- 
ness. One evening a party of gentlemen in the neighborhood 
of Inverawe became involved in what was at first a political 
argument and soon turned into a brawl. In the midst of the 
hot words and drawn swords one man fell to the floor and 
another sped off in the darkness to rap on the door of Castle 
Inverawe, asking for sanctuary. True to Scottish traditions of 
hospitality, the young laird took the fugitive in and hid him 
in the far recesses of the castle, swearing on his dirk and as 
head of the clan to protect the man from pursuers. 

Almost as soon as he returned to the hall two clansmen 
brought word to Duncan Campbell that his own cousin Don- 
ald had been slain, and he realized that he was protecting his 
kinsman's murderer. Remembering his oath, he swore he 
knew nothing of the matter, but the conflict between his 
loyalty to his oath and his loyalty to his kinsman caused him 
deep concern. That night his was an uneasy sleep. Sometime 
in the darkest of the night he opened his eyes to see his cousin 
Donald standing before him: "Inverawe, Inverawe, Inver- 
awel blood has been shed. Shield not the murderer." The 
next morning Campbell made a compromise with his con- 
science. He spirited his unwelcome guest to a cave on Ben 
Cruachan, a neighboring height. However well this solution 
may have satisfied his conscience, it did not please the ghost 



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of his cousin Donald, whose second appearance came that 
very night, when he repeated his injunction of the night be- 
fore. We do not know what Duncan Campbell intended to 
do, but shortly after daylight he went up to the cave, only to 
find it deserted. That night he slept better than he had on 
the two preceding, but once more his dead cousin awoke him, 
less angry this time, but no less decisive in his manner. "Fare- 
well, Inverawel Farewell, till we meet at Ticonderoga." The 
word "Ticonderoga" meant nothing to the gentleman, and 
since his cousin did not reappear, the matter drifted from his 
mind to be almost forgotten. 

He joined the Black Watch soon after this and was busy 
keeping peace and order in the Highlands. Eventually he be- 
came a major and served the regiment well, going with it to 
America a year or so after the war with France broke out. By 
this time "Ticonderoga" had come to have a double mean- 
ing for him, for while it ever brought back the solemn voice 
of his ghostly cousin, it had also become in the plans of the 
army an objective that had to be captured if the French were 
to be driven from the Colonies. His fellow officers knew the 
story and did all in their power to prevent him from worry- 
ing as they sailed up Lake George with their bright banners 
flying that July day in 1758. As they camped the night before 
the battle, his cousin Donald came to him for the last time, 
saying simply, "Duncan Campbell, we have met at Ticon- 
deroga." He told his fellow soldiers that he would meet his 
end that day. During one of the gallant, needless charges 
against the sharply pointed trees the French had cut to form 
an outer defense of the fort, Duncan Campbell received the 
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If 1758 was a bad year for Britain in America, the year 
1 759 was a far worse year for France; the war that seemed so 
nearly won at Ticonderoga turned critically against the 
French. Their defenses formed a triangle with Quebec on 
the North, Ticonderoga and Crown Point on the east, and 
Fort Niagara on the west. Frontenac (now Kingston, On- 
tario), between Quebec and Niagara, fell in 1758, and thus 
Niagara was left more or less isolated, except as they could 
call for help from the far western French outposts and their 
Indian allies. The British sent against them Sir William 
Johnson. Fort Niagara is situated on a little neck of land 
which the British cut off from the mainland, then bom- 
barded at will. The two weeks' siege was nerve-racking and 
terrifying for the French and Indians imprisoned in the fort. 
Petty jealousies, long-controlled irritations, a thousand an- 
noyances united with the normal fears of battle to make life 
close to unbearable. It was a bad climate for two French offi- 
cers who had fallen in love with the same Indian girl, and 
they finally decided to settle the matter with sabers. In the 
central courtyard of the fort they faced each other, en garde. 
For a few minutes the besieged Frenchmen and Indians 
turned their attention from the enemy beyond their walls 
to the antagonists within. For a moment the sabers made 
bright arcs of light as they flailed. But it was soon apparent 
that one swordsman was far better than the other, forcing 
his opponent back, step by step. Suddenly came a thud as 
steel cut through flesh and bone and a head bounced along 
the cobbled pavement, then a splash as the headless body 
slipped into an open well in the courtyard. Almost before 
he could lower his dripping saber, the victor faced empty 



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space where but a second before his rival had stood. History 
does not tell us if this skillful young sabreur fell in the ac- 
tion at Niagara, but the shadowy body of his vanquished op- 
ponent still can be seen at midnight, rising out of the well 
and searching the blood-soaked pavement for his long-lost 
head. 

The period of the Revolution fathered a brotherhood of 
headless ghosts and York State had its full share of them. 
Long before Irving made the tradition of the galloping Hes- 
sian famous, Yorkers were seeing these riders on their roads. 
They were seen in other parts of the country, too, of course. 
In the midst of die war two British officers saw one of their 
own hussars, elegant and soldierly, come riding down Al- 
len's Lane, Philadelphia, carrying his head before him on his 
saddle. As he reached them, there was a great flash of light 
and the hussar was nowhere to be seen. 

Whether it was the same hussar or another of the clan 
whom young Hansel met down Warnerville way, I cannot 
say, but whoever it was things turned out badly for Hansel. 
Grandma Mary Thurber told the Reverend \Vheaton Webb 
about him when that wise and lovable man was collecting 
the lore of the Schenevus Valley. It is a story Grandma Thur- 
ber had heard from her grandmother, one of the Schoharie 
Dutch Shafers, about her mother's brother and how he came 
to be a drooling idiot. Hansel was Grandma Thurber's great- 
grandmother's brother, a stout, good-natured, easygoing, 
young buck who did the chores, courted the girls, lived a 
normal farm-filled life. When he heard the old folks tell 
about spooks and witches as they sat around a winter fire or 



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in the village store, he laughed at them. He had grown up on 
stories of the Headless Rider who rode a black horse and cast 
an evil spell over any who got in his way. Every now and 
then some neighbor claimed that he had seen the Rider, and 
Hansel's comment was always the same, like a man who 
has thought up a good answer once and uses it over and over 
again: "I'd like to meet the Headless Rider some day; I'd 
trade him my own head for a loaf of bread." Then one day 
in the woods the headless one came riding down the path 
and Hansel was far too terrified to offer the exchange he 
had promised so terrified, indeed, that when they found 
him later on, all he could do was look at them with great 
blue, unknowing, unseeing eyes. Always after that the brain 
inside his fair head was withered and the spirit dead. A man 
should measure his adversary before he lays down his chal- 
lenge. 

Not all the ghosts of the Revolutionary period were head- 
less, by any means. In Pine Plains there is a house that was 
once the Old Drover's Inn, a natural stopping place for cattle 
drovers going back and forth between the Hudson Valley 
and Connecticut. For generations there was a noisy ghost in 
that place who slammed doors and paced up and down, re- 
enacting the movements of his last hours. In life he was a 
young physician who hung himself the night before he was 
expected to go into the Continental Army. For many years 
the rope hung from the rafters, for no one seemed to have 
the heart to cut it down. 

Fort Ontario, near Oswego, goes further: it has an official 
ghost who dates back to Revolutionary times, for he wears 
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regular. His name is George Fykes and his tombstone can be 
found in the military cemetery. Tradition has it that Fykes 
appeared once to every new garrison over a long century, but 
there have come no reports of troops stationed there during 
World War II seeing the poor fellow, nor since the State His- 
torian's office has undertaken the preservation of the fort. 
Fort Ontario has a second ghost, or did have a few years ago. 
W. J. Goad, who was stationed at the post in 1919-20 with 
the Sixty-third Infantry, tells us, "It got so sentries refused to 
walk Number 2 Post, and a board of officers was convened 
to make an investigation. After receiving testimony from sev- 
eral sentries, they confessed they had no explanation of the 
manifestations which had the guard completely disorgan- 
ized.'* It began when a guard noticed a light about the size of 
a saucer following him as he walked his post. At first he 
thought one of his comrades was playing a trick on him and 
he ignored the whole matter, saying nothing about it. But the 
next night another guard served and was concerned to see a 
light following him. The two men got together and decided 
that if a trick was being played upon them, then they would 
do better to say nothing but take matters in their own 
hands. While one marched the other hid in the recesses of 
the building and watched. The light came at midnight, just 
as the City Hall clock struck, and kept pace with the sentry 
as he walked along. Never ahead nor behind, the light shone 
brightly over the soldier's head, and as he watched, the sec- 
ond man realized that it would be impossible for any natural 
light to follow the path that the light was following. Soon 
the word ran all through the barracks and an increasing num- 
ber of men objected to guard duty at that time of night; men 



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who had fought the Germans heroically were taking no 
chances with what they were roundly convinced was the spirit 
of another soldier who long ago had walked the same post 
and now, lonely and restless, had come back to a familiar 
duty. 

During the Revolution and after, there were a number of 
stories about the ghosts that haunted Guy Park and Fort 
Johnson, two of the noble houses Sir William Johnson built 
along the Mohawk for himself and his son-in-law, Colonel 
Guy Johnson. While the Revolution was still in progress 
there was a black ghost who appeared in a room in the north- 
xvest part of Fort Johnson, greatly to the annoyance of Colo- 
nel Volkert Veeder, whom the Continental authorities had 
placed in charge after Guy Johnson and his household de- 
parted for Canada and the service of his King. It was at Guy 
Park that occurred events which are still puzzling. Soon after 
the close of the Revolution the Kennedy family who lived at 
Guy Park began seeing at all times of day and night, Polly, 
deceased wife of Guy Johnson. What was at first a nuisance 
had just about reached the point of alarm when a German 
came walking through the valley and inquired if the spirit of 
Mrs. Johnson had not been seen there lately. He was told 
that indeed she had, that her visits had become so frequent 
that one room which the lady seemed to favor had been given 
over to her since no one cared to share it with her. More as a 
favor to the family than as something he himself wished, the 
traveler suggested that he be allowed to spend the night in 
the room. When he departed in the morning, seemingly spry 
and healthy after his night in the haunted room, he assured 
his hosts that the lady would bother them no more; nor did 



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she. Later the Kennedys began to wonder if they had been 
bilked, if perhaps they had been the victims of a hoax from 
beginning to end. There are those who will tell you that this 
was a carefully worked-out scheme, based on the credulity of 
the Kennedy family, to recover the treasure which the John- 
sons hid in the house before they left. According to this 
theory, the ghost was really the living servant of Mrs. John- 
son, wearing her dead mistress's clothes, delegated to scare 
the family out of the room where the valuables were secreted. 
The spook-laying German was either a part of the plan, or an 
interloper who knew what was afoot and beat the rightful 
owners to the snatch. Of course, those who take their ghosts 
straight will have none of this theorizing, and will merely be- 
lieve that the German, versed in Old World Hexerei, was 
able to rid the house of its supernatural tenant and out of the 
greatness of his heart did so. 

Half a century later Fort Johnson was haunted by quite a 
different spirit. Early in the last century a store stood near 
the fort, where one night a drunken fellow got in a fight with 
the storekeeper, assaulting him and hurting him severely. But 
the storekeeper was still full of fight; he grabbed a gun and 
chased his assailant out of the store, up the street to the fort. 
There the man ducked into the big house, running, terrified 
now, up the stairs to the attic. As the drunk reached the attic 
door, the grocer aimed and fired. The body came tumbling 
down to his feet; on the walls were tiny rivulets of blood that 
had spattered when the man was struck. The corpse was 
taken to the cellar and placed (this is the only unbelievable 
part of the tale) in a cask of whisky, where it stayed until 
spring. As the ice began to break, the barrel was rolled to the 



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river's edge and then sent on its way to the sea. The dead 
man's ghost claimed a room in the fort for many years, and 
according to the testimony of the Wilson family, who 
thought for a while of renting the place, it became noisy and 
bothersome, banging doors and, in the cellar, opening one 
door as soon as another closed. A daughter of the Wilsons 
claimed later to have owned a photograph of the Fort John- 
son ghost. She said it was all in white, standing by a door. 
When I last heard the photograph had been misplaced, but 
it ought to turn up any day now. 

Another story that has come to us from the Revolutionary 



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period is the oft-repeated account of the Horseman of Leeds. 
Every Greene County historian has had his own version, and 
seemingly, every citizen of the country around Leeds has his 
version. There is no separating chaff from wheat in this mat- 
ter; rather, you choose what grains you like and grind out 
your own flour. What follows is a composite containing the 
essential features of many of the tellings and a selection of 
details that suit my personal taste, for this is the manner in 
which men tell this tale. 

The village of Leeds lies in the foothills of the Catskills, 
up from the Hudson River Valley a few miles. It was settled 
early, and by the time of the Revolution it had living in or 
near it a number of prosperous citizens, among whom the 
Salisbury family were perhaps the most prosperous. Sur- 
rounded by a thousand upland acres, they lived in a large 
stone house which had been built in 1705. Throughout much 
of the eighteenth century the owner of this property was an 
arbitrary, overbearing man named William Salisbury, who 
ruled his slaves and indentured servants with a will that in- 
sisted on obedience, unquestioning and immediate. Among 
the latter group was a young German girl named Anna 
Swartz, who was paying with service for her passage from the 
old country. She was a gay, laughter-loving girl who enjoyed 
merry parties and the new ways of dancing she found here, 
which were even better than the old village dances at home. 
There was little or no gaiety on the Salisbury farm, and 
about her only satisfactions came from the milch cows which 
she enjoyed bringing in from pasture with a little dog that 
had adopted her soon after her arrival at the farm. The hours 
she labored were long and tedious, and the relaxations were 



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rare indeed. Not far from the center of Leeds, there lived a 
good-natured, good-for-nothing German family whose door 
was always ajar to whatever lighthearted person wanted to 
come in. It was not a place calculated to encourage sobriety, 
virtue, or industry, but the people who went there had a lot 
of fun. Salisbury learned that when she could sneak away, 
Anna was going there, and he made it vividly clear that she 
should go no more. 

One night soon after this, word came up to him that the 
girl had sneaked off the farm and headed for Leeds. This was 
the last of a series of petty irritations; there was a streak of in- 
subordination in the girl that needed disciplining. Such a 
spirit and such actions could lead to trouble, and William 
Salisbury had had enough. He strode to the barns and or- 
dered a horse saddled while he went into the harness room to 
pick up a ten- or twelve-foot rope. He jumped on the horse 
and streaked to the village. He pulled up short at the house 
of laughter and dismounted. For a moment he stood in the 
doorway, liking what he saw even less than he had expected. 
He called Anna by name and she came to him, half in fear, 
half in anger. 

The group in the house came to the door, and in the light 
which flooded past them into the dooryard, they saw this 
man, whose every motion betrayed his anger, tying one end 
of his rope around Anna's waist, the other to the girth of his 
saddle. He worked silently, speaking neither to the girl nor 
her companions. He did not even glance up as he slipped his 
foot into the stirrup and swung up into the saddle. He would 
humiliate this girl, and teach her and her hoyden friends that 
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The horse was still walking as they left the yard, but Salis- 
bury touched its flank lightly with his heel until it had 
struck up a leisurely jog trot. Soon the girl was panting, run- 
ning as fast as her weary legs would carry her. Then, in the 
darkness she stumbled on a rock in the road; as she fell, the 
sudden tugging on the girth frightened the horse. First a 
leap, and then his hooves were pounding down the country 
road. Anna screamed, and her body was hurled bumping and 
bouncing at the end of the rope. Salisbury tried to stop the 
horse, but in one of its wild leaps he was thrown into the 
ditch. He sat up, bruised and shaken, to see two spots of light, 
bobbing and weaving in the darkness, the white rump of the 
horse and the body of the girl. 

Salisbury was by nature and instinct on the side of the law, 
and he reported the accident to the proper authorities. He 
was tried and convicted of murder and ordered to be hung, 
but the sentence was not to be carried out until he was 
ninety-nine years old. Until that time he was to wear a halter 
about his neck as a perpetual reminder of his ordered fate. A 
lenient judge permitted the rope to become a silken cord in 
time, but his was a lonely life, isolated from his friends and 
neighbors. The people began to avoid the road by his farm 
after dark if they could, because too many had seen the white 
horse and the bounding white form racing through too many 
nights to be comfortable. Long after they all had died, her 
favorite milch cow mooed and the little dog moaned as the 
horse and girl passed by. Strangest of all was the womanly 
figure that appeared on a rock near where Anna died. It 
would sit and sing wildly, cry out and laugh hysterically as it 
gazed at the lighted candle on each finger. Salisbury grew to 



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be an old man before his time, but he lived on, reporting to 
the courthouse each year, just as he had been ordered to do. 
The year he was ninety-nine he went as usual, but the judge 
who tried him, all the jurors and the witnesses, everybody 
was long since in his grave. There was no one in the year 1800 
who felt called upon to carry out the sentence, so the old man 
went back to his farm, the long years fulfilled, and yet death 
did not come. When he had lived a full century he died, and 
after that, when the horse ran in the moonlight there was a 
rider astride, and so it has been for a century and a half. 

Of all the different ways to exorcise a ghost, flames are the 
most effective. This was how the Mansion House at Sodus 
Point on Lake Ontario finally was rid of Asher Warner. 
When the British troops came swooping down upon that 
snug harbor town on a June day in 1813, they found a peo- 
ple who had grown weary waiting for their foe. The attack 
had long been expected, so long that the militia sent to de- 
fend the best harbor on Lake Ontario had gone off about 
other business, and the townsmen had settled back to chuckle 
over the attack that had never materialized. Then they came, 
ninety ships with their cannon and their cargoes of troops. 
Townspeople and the handful of militia who could be col- 
lected fought well, but they fought a pitifully hopeless bat- 
tle. When the ships set sail again, they left utter desolation, 
for their task had not been to take and hold a beachhead, but 
to make useless to their enemy a point of departure for expe- 
ditions against themselves. Only one house still stood; all 
the others were smoldering ruins. That one remained be- 
cause a British officer had not had the heart to disturb a 



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young American soldier, Asher Warner, who was dying of 
his wounds and lay in that house. They gave him a pitcher of 
water and left him. The bloody prints of his hands upon the 
walls were seen by men yet living who could well imagine 
his pathetic attempts to rise to his feet and join the battle 
once again. And they saw on the floor bloodstains that never 
came off. Asher Warner stayed in the house where he died 
long years after they buried him in his grave, long after So- 
dus Point was rebuilt and the foe became our friend. Only 
the flames which destroyed the aged house could put him to 
final rest. 

One of the most fertile areas for ghost lore in New York 
State is the section within a mile radius of Lindenwald, the 
home of Martin Van Buren, on the outskirts of Kinder- 
hook. We should remember that it was while staying at 
Lindenwald that Irving heard the legend of the Headless 
Horseman, which he moved to Sleepy Hollow when he came 
to write it. If he had told the story as taking place in its 
Columbia County locale, we would not be surprised to find 
the area so ghost-ridden, but he took his yarn and his locale 
and gave it a life of its own in the part of the valley he loved 
so well. The Van Alen house built in 1737 a mile east of 
Kinderhook is described to the last timber as the home of 
the Van Tassels. For many years the place has been boarded 
up, and I recall a pleasant summer's afternoon when Harold 
Thompson, the dean of New York's folklorists, and I prowled 
around the place, peeking into windows and attempting, in- 
effectually, a minor case of illegal entry. We were prepared 
to wait until midnight when a rider whom neighbor folk 



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believe to be Merwin, the original for Ichabod Crane, could 
be expected to gallop off the concrete of Route gH and turn 
down the driveway leading to the house. We were prepared 
for him to ride as far as the leaning pine, growing where a 
trickling stream flows under a driveway, and then we ex- 
pected him to disappear. Midnight was only six hours away, 
and it seemed to me that the wait would be well worth while, 
but alas for the ambitions of scholars! The two ladies who ac- 
companied us made it clear they would have none of it; they 
were hungry, even if we didn't realize that we were, too. We 
knew when we were defeated. 

Less than a mile to the south along gH, behind great 
masses of undergrowth hides Lindenwald, an architectural 
hodgepodge standing as monument to the taste of the mid- 
nineteenth century. The home that Judge William Peter Van 
Ness built in 1797 was a solid, well-balanced brick house of 
the postcolonial period. Its central hall and generous stair- 
way gave the impression of gentility and hospitality that the 
owner no doubt hoped to achieve. When Martin Van Buren 
retired from the presidency, he bought the place from the 
family of Judge Van Ness, under whom he had studied law. 
Nine years later, Richard Upjohn, who had just completed 
Trinity Church in New York, remodeled and enlarged the 
house. He added a steep front gable, a rococo porch, a scal- 
loped cornice, Italianate bell tower, and wings on the south 
and west. Today the visitor is impressed by the imported 
wallpaper of Van Buren 's period, the Brussels carpets retain- 
ing their warm reds and yellows. The last time I visited Lin- 
denwald many of the former President's possessions were still 
there. Sometime the State will take over the place, as it 



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should, but when that day comes a quality will inevitably be 
lost. The unmowed lawns, the weed-filled driveway, the 
great, brooding trees that tower over the yard and outhouses 
give the place an eerie and romantic quality. Friends of mine 
who have lived there tell of shutters that unexpectedly bang 
in the night, footsteps that slowly climb the stairs, weird 
noises that drift through the house, aided, perhaps, by the hot- 
air heating system that was installed in 1834 and seven fire- 
places all connecting with one chimney. 

Two of the ghosts that haunt Lindenwald were famous 
men in their times, one a Vice-president, the other a Presi- 
dent, of this country, for the people tell of having seen or 
tell of others having seen both Aaron Burr and Martin Van 
Buren in and about the premises. Aaron Burr, it xvill be re- 
membered, was a friend of the Van Buren family, and Wil- 
liam Van Ness was his second in the ill-fated duel with Ham- 
ilton. There is one tradition that Burr came to Lindenwald 
after the duel, but the evidence does not support this. That 
he was a visitor there in the Van Ness times, however, is not 
at all unlikely. When he appears, and both servants of the 
house and neighboring fanners are said to have seen him, he 
wears the lace cuffs and wine-colored coat, the suave smile 
that nearly won him an empire. One who saw him told of the 
wind blowing a ripping gale as Burr walked through the 
orchard at Lindenwald, but it seemed not to touch him, and 
there was no movement of the long lace cuffs, as if there were 
an island of stillness about the little man. 

The orchard is almost as ghost-ridden as the house, for 
both Martin Van Buren and his butler, as well as Burr, have 
been reported at different times under the apple trees. The 



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butler was a hardened toper who used to sneak off to the 
apple trees to have a quiet snifter until one day, after an 
argument, he went out to the orchard, not for refreshment, 
but to hang himself. Then there was a woman who was 
murdered near the gatehouse, and within the last generation 
her lonely, white figure, too, has been seen moving about in 
the shadows. 

There were a goodly number of Negroes in the Kinder- 
hook area, several of whom worked at Lindenwald. Aunt 
Sarah was a vigorous, strong-minded martinet who ruled the 
Van Buren kitchen with an iron hand and a genius for fine 
cooking. She ruled it in solitary glory much of the time, per- 
mitting other servants to enter only when they had her 
permission, and then they were expected to leave as soon as 
possible. Residents have told me that early on Sunday morn- 
ings there still drifts up from the empty kitchen one of the 
most delectable smells to be enjoyed in America, the lovely 
fragrance of pancakes cooking on a buttered griddle this at 
times when the fires are dead in the stove and the kitchen 
empty of all living persons. I cannot help but wonder if 
maybe the old cook doesn't come back and stir a weird batter 
to drop upon a departed griddle over a fire that went out 
long ago. But the pancakes have nothing to do with Tom 
who was the servant of a Mrs. Wagner and a neighbor of 
Lindenwald. Aunt Sarah, in her time, died, then Martin 
Van Buren died, and the family left the vacant house in 
charge of Mrs. Wagner until a buyer could be found. At 
last word came that the new owners were soon to appear, and 
it seemed advisable to put the house in order. Mrs. Wagner 
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shape, but Tom had known Aunt Sarah all too well, and he 
was not sure it was wise to intrude upon one who had been 
so explicit about her rights and her domain. After a deal of 
muttering Tom went, but his stay was short. He reported: 
"I went down into the cellar and then into the kitchen, but 
the minute I took up a pan I heard a sound. As I looked up, 
down the chimney came Aunt Sarah. She was covered with 
soot, but her eyes were blazing, and the ends of her kerchief 
stood up on her head just like horns. So I said to myself, 
'Tom, you're getting out of this cellar as fast as you can, and 
nobody's going to make you go back.' " Tom never did go 
back, and if the pancakes are hers, there must still be times 
when she rules her kitchen. 

Another story takes us a mile or so west of Lindenwald to 
the old brick school built on a little triangle of land formed 
by Route 9 and another road from near the Van Buren estate. 
Aunt Sally, a character known to many a present-day adult in 
the Kinderhook section when they were children, had two 
sons, unbelievably nicknamed Woodchuck Pete and Cottage 
Joe. The old lady shared a belief with many Americans that 
if you want to find buried treasure, you should do your dig- 
ging at a crossroads, that you should, meanwhile, observe 
absolute silence. She got a notion that there was buried 
treasure near the old schoolhouse, and matriarch that she 
was, she ordered the boys to collect picks, shovels, crowbars, 
and come with her on the night she felt the moon was just 
right. When they reached the spot where she was positive 
they would find their fortune, she told them to start digging, 
to keep on digging no matter what happened, and not to say 
a word. They were used to doing what she told them, and 



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soon the dirt was flying. Pretty soon Cottage Joe's pick hit 
something that gave out a hollow sound: just at that very 
moment, as they straightened up to ease their backs, they saw 
old Uncle Pete come walking down the side road. Uncle Pete 
had been dead for years, but the boys went right on with 
their digging; if the old man wanted to watch them that was 
no affair of theirs. Now they began to shovel the dirt off the 
top of a chest, a very old oaken piece with iron bands around 
it. As they dug the dirt away from the corner of the box, they 
were attracted by the sight of a newcomer approaching, a 
man riding a huge black horse, carrying his head in his lap. 
The horse breathed out billows of smoke from his nostrils, 
and when he walked sparks flew from his hooves. The man 
rode around and around them, but nobody said a word, and 
both boys kept on digging. As they neatly cleared the dirt 
from the sides of the chest they realized that dozens of Aunt 
Sally's dead friends and kinfolk stood by Uncle Pete, watch- 
ing, waiting. In the moonlight they drove the crowbars down 
on either side of the box and put all their strength to the 
task. Their mother stood watching them, feeling every move 
they made, silently, prayerfully urging them on. Now the 
chest moved in its hole. While one of them held it, the other 
slipped a rope underneath; twice around it went, and they 
wordlessly tugged at either side. One end rose, and Joe 
stepped forward to get a better grip, but as he did, the rope 
slipped in his sweating hand and the gold-filled chest hit his 
foot with a terrific weight. A heartfelt "Damn!" came im- 
pulsively from his lips, and as he spoke, the haunted gold slid 
back into its hole, the dirt rolled down after it,the sod they 
had so carefully piled to the side eased itself into place. Just 



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at that instant a small cloud drifted past the moon, and when 
the light cleared again, Uncle Pete, the horseman, the old 
departed friends were no longer there. There was nothing to 
do but go home; never again could they hope to dig for 
treasure in that place. So two weary boys and a heartsick 
mother went slowly down the home road, listlessly dragging 
the tools that were to have made them rich beyond all 
dreams. 

A distinguished North Country contemporary of Martin 
Van Buren has put in an appearance in recent times in a 
unique and very imaginative manner. I like a ghost that has 
a fresh approach to his problem and eschews the hackneyed 
rappings and tappings by which dull fellows make their 
presence known; Dr. Samuel Guthrie of Sackets Harbor is a 
ghost to my taste. It was Dr. Guthrie who in 1831 made im- 
portant discoveries relative to the manufacture of chloro- 
form. He manufactured "S. Guthrie's Waterproof Priming." 
He invented the punchlock musket, and a method for con- 
verting potato starch into sugar. His was obviously a rich and 
curious mind that was not satisfied with the well-worn and 
routine ways of doing things. 

It began ten years ago when the family that lived in the 
house the doctor had built in Sackets Harbor heard bones 
rattle in the closet where he had kept his skeletons. But that, 
as they realized later, was merely a curtain raiser for what 
was coming. On the evening when the grandfather of the 
family lay dying, his wife stayed silently with him, easing the 
hard passage. She stood at the foot of the bed, slightly lean- 
ing on the footboard, her hands folded before her. She could 
not have told you how long her gaze had been searching the 



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pallid face of her husband when she sensed that they were no 
longer alone. She looked to the side of the bed, and there 
stood a white-haired man attired in clothes long out of date. 
She recognized him immediately as Dr. Guthrie, for she had 
been familiar with pictures of the builder of their home. The 
suddenness of his coming, and under such circumstances, was 
too much for the overwrought woman: she screamed and 
then fainted. When members of the family rushed into the 
room, they discovered her lying on the floor, but what was 
even more curious was that the whole place was permeated 
by the odor of chloroform, although there was not an ounce 
of the drug in the house, nor had there been throughout the 
old gentleman's illness. When they had picked up his wife 
and begun to revive her, they turned their attention to him. 
He was dead. 

There must have been a time when one could have gar- 
nered a rich harvest of ghostly tales along that romantic 
thread of water, the Erie Canal. Not many have come down 
to me, none very interesting. In the Rome Swamp one night 
a young mule driver saw an awful white form rise out of the 
towpath; it had a horrible face and great flashing teeth. The 
boy struck out at it over and over again with a stick he car- 
ried, but it landed on nothing solid. This kind of incident 
was told by old-timers, sitting around an evening fire by a 
string of tied-up boats. Another might corroborate such an 
incident with his own memories of a similar fearsome critter 
he had seen while spending the night in one of the many 
canal-side taverns. Someone else in the group would have 
heard of a canal captain who cut the throat of his cook and 



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'47 




threw her body into the water. He would give them well- 
documented reports of local farm folk who still could hear 
her last scream on the anniversary of the deed. Another 
would tell of a ghost to be seen along railroad tracks down 
where a spur of the Shenandoah and Susquehanna Railroad 
runs to one of the Pennsylvania lumber camps. When the 
spur was being built, two of the workers got into a fight and 
one of them was killed. Afterward, on moonlight nights men 
saw the winner tote the dead man along the tracks in a wheel- 
barrow, his feet hanging over one side and his head over the 
other. The connoisseur of ghosts will be pleased to note here 



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the rather unusual circumstance of a ghostly corpse, for this 
is a re-enactment of the moments after the man had been 
killed, and so there is seen, or if you wish to be technical, 
there is said to be seen, the ghostly spirit of a corpse. I know 
of one other somewhat similar case. Down in Middletown the 
corpse of a suicide has been seen a good many times hanging 
from the tree where he died. 

Slavery, the Underground Railroad, and the Civil War 
provide the backgrounds for a number of stories which are 
still current in my state. While there was no slavery in New 
York after 1827, there are records of slaves being sold as late 
as 1814 in the village of Altamont. The story of the Simmons 
slaves comes from but a few miles farther up in the Helder- 
bergs in the village of Berne. The central figure is a man 
named Simmons, a Southerner from his speech and ways; 
indeed, he made a point of his ancient lineage, and he passed 
for what he called himself, a Southern aristocrat. Why such a 
one as he purported to be should leave the warmth of his 
homeland for the mocking blizzards of Berne seemed not at 
all unusual to the natives; rather, it confirmed their first 
favorable impression of the fellow, showed him to possess 
sound judgment. He brought with him a dozen or more 
slaves to work the six-hundred-acre farm he secured. The 
brick building where he quartered them still stands, almost 
as solid as it was in the years just before the War of 1812, 
when Simmons built it. He was an enterprising man and 
fitted in well with the community, where the trend was 
toward industrialization. Not to be outdone by his neighbors, 
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Albany County. With his suave courtliness he soon persuaded 
the fattest pockets in town to invest in the venture, but it 
wasn't long before the factory stood empty, the venture a 
failure, and Simmons and his household moved off to greener 
clover. How many of his household went with him was a 
moot point. People said there weren't half as many slaves 
when he left as when he arrived, and others, that he had mis- 
treated the Negroes badly, throwing them down a deep, dry 
well to punish them and some of them died there. Then, on 
rainy nights, men saw black-faced ghosts walking slowly 
around the well, heads down, eyes averted. A later owner had 
the well filled in with rocks but, for a century after, children 
were advised to stay away from that part of the yard, espe- 
cially when it was raining. 

From a later period and a more southerly part of our state 
comes word of a station on the Underground Railroad where 
tragedy has left us another ghostly heritage. There is a house 
down in Emmons, not far from the Susquehanna, which 
served, as did so many York State homes, as a way station for 
courageous colored men and women who were willing to 
gamble their lives for freedom. A tunnel led from the house 
to the river, but it was hastily dug, and in some parts the clay 
walls were only held in place by wooden props. One spring 
after the rains had saturated the earth, die walls were weak- 
ened and on a certain night the tunnel came crumbling 
down, trapping forever five or six Negroes who had just 
arrived. Their screams and cries could be heard at both ends 
of the tunnel, and even, faintly, above ground. On spring 
nights when the frost is out of the ground and the rains have 



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begun to fall, they are still heard occasionally, these voices of 
casualties in the long battle for human liberty. 

In every war there are always some soldiers who do not 
come home with their comrades, but who, in their own good 
time, return from the far-off soil where they lie buried. New 
York sent half a million men to the armies of Abe Lincoln 
and it is only reasonable to expect that a few of them should 
be among the restless dead. In Salem, in Washington County, 
they tell of the Good Gray Ghost, a soldier in the War of the 
Rebellion, who was for many years a familiar spirit in the 
town. No one feared him; no one had reason to. A Miss 
Kathryn Tierney of Albany used to work in his home when 
she was a girl, and she remembers a summer evening when 
she was walking alone in the garden and the Gray Ghost 
approached her and called her by name. Like the others, she 
wasn't scared, for it all seemed too natural, and he was far 
too courteous and gentle in his demeanor to frighten anyone. 
It must have been that he missed the gaiety he had known in 
his youth, because there was hardly ever a party or big din- 
ner in the house but some one guest would see him standing 
in the shadows wistfully watching the fun. Time brings 
changes even for those of the spirit world, and some years 
ago the house was torn down to make room for a new school 
and, as often happens, when his haunt was demolished, the 
ghost no longer returned. There is a minor controversy 
among the small fry of Salem as to whether a careful mid- 
night watch within the school would bring them face to face 
with the figure their fathers and grandfathers knew. My ad- 
vice is against the experiment; it is most unusual for a ghost 
to change his habitation. On the other hand, no one can 



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afford these days to stand in the way of true scientific inquiry. 

A New York couple who moved to Jersey had a curious ex- 
perience with the ghost of a man who had starved to death 
in their house during the Civil War. Whether he was a spy 
or an escaped Confederate prisoner is uncertain, but that he 
starved to death was certain. The real-estate man warned 
them about him when they first took the house, but they 
were young and very much in love; it didn't seem likely that 
they would be bothered. Nor were they, once they got ad- 
justed to George. In a way, he became a silent member of the 
family, never in the way, but always about the premises. They 
could hear him at night, prowling about the kitchen, getting 
himself a snack, plodding back and forth between the stove 
and the kitchen table. As dusk fell during the winter, the 
young wife getting supper in the kitchen would hear the 
front door open and footsteps go down the cellar stairs; then 
the furnace door would open. She would call out, "Is that 
you, dear?" knowing full well that it would be another half- 
hour before her husband would enter the front door, go 
down the cellar stairs to fix the furnace. She felt better about 
it if she made sure each time, and her question never per- 
turbed George, nor did he ever answer. It was their guests 
who saw George. They would awaken in the night, and there 
they would see him across the guest bedroom, bent nearly 
double as if in wretched pain, pacing back and forth, over 
and over again. Some of their guests stayed only one night, 
but others grew as used to him as their hosts. Not a bad 
fellow once you caught on to his ways. 

There was a legend current in Albany during my youth 
which Mary Raymond Shipman Andrews made into a very 



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successful short story called "The White Satin Dress." It will 
be remembered that in Lincoln's party on the evening he 
was shot there was a young couple whose engagement had 
recently been announced: Major Henry Reed Rathbone, 
whose family were partners in the successful firm of stove 
makers, Rathbone, Sard and Company, and Miss Clara Har- 
ris, the daughter of one of Albany's most distinguished citi- 
zens, United States Senator Ira Harris. It was certainly the 
most terrible night of Miss Harris's life, and for years after- 
ward its every moment stood clear in her memory. There 
was the play, the shot that echoed through the theatre, the 
splashing of blood, Major Rathbone's valiant attempt to 
catch the murderer, the flash of Booth's knife as it stabbed 
her fianc, the leap onto the stage, her own presence of mind 
as she called out for water for the President. Time softened 
the pangs of the tragedy, and sometimes it was but as a night- 
mare dimly remembered. This was especially true after she 
returned to Albany and became Major Rathbone's bride. 
There was one memento, however, that could bring the 
whole evening back to her on bitter wings; that was the satin 
dress she had had made for the occasion. Never again could 
she bring herself to wear it, nor to dispose of it. It hung by 
itself in her closet, spotted with the blood of the nation's 
beloved President and of her own beloved husband. Eventu- 
ally the Rathbones decided to move from the home where 
the dress had long hung. There was considerable discussion 
about it: should Clara destroy it, or take it with her? For 
reasons of her own she did not want to see it moved frop" 
its place. A solution was hit upon; the lady moved out of 
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disposal of the gown. This much of the story I knew as a boy. 
Mrs. Andrews's story deals with descendants of the family 
which next occupied the house. They were related to a Gov- 
ernor of Massachusetts, who, on one occasion, came to visit. 
The Governor was faced with a difficult decision: a bill had 
been passed by his legislature which he believed important 
for his state's welfare, but it had provoked a major political 
storm. It seemed unlikely that he could be re-elected if he 
signed it and he could rationalize a veto easily enough. It 
was the old question of whether to act like a politician or a 
statesman. A man whose ambitions struggle with his con- 
science doesn't sleep well, and the executive lay long in the 
guest bedroom trying to resolve his conflict. At length he 
slept, only to awaken with a start. There was someone in the 
room with him; he raised himself on his elbow to see stand- 
ing in the moonlight the figure of Lincoln, calm, patient, 
and with an understanding smile upon his lips. Then the 
presence was gone, and the Governor was alone with the 
moonlight. He was wide awake now and he moved to turn 
on the light, during which he knocked over on the floor a 
volume of Lincoln's speeches which had been on the stand 
by his bed. As he picked it up he saw the words, "Hew hon- 
estly to the line; let the Lord take care of the chips." Then 
he knew that he would sign the controversial bill, and he did 
sign it. To his surprise he was re-elected that fall to serve his 
state even more ably than he had before. His hosts, in the 
meantime, had learned his story only to be puzzled by it, or 
to put it down to the delusions of a tired and overwrought 
mind. Later they were not so sure, for when they came to do 
some remodeling in that part of the house, they found a tiny 



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closet completely sealed off from the room where their guest 
had spent his troubled night and in the closet was the gown 
with the stains of Lincoln's blood upon it. 

When I first heard of the ghost train which runs one day 
each April up the Harlem Division of the New York Central 
Railroad, it sounded to me suspiciously like the famous train 
that carried Lincoln's body on the long voyage home in the 
April of '65. When I told Carl Sandburg about it, he sug- 
gested that I look in Lloyd Lewis's Myths After Lincoln, 
where indeed, I discovered that Mr. Lewis had published 
the story. His version was remarkably like mine and had been 
found in an Albany newspaper of a generation ago, where it 
was reported as part of the folklore of our area. The principal 
difference between his account and mine was that in his the 
train was reported running on the Hudson River Division of 
the New York Central where it belonged. 

There are two trains, actually; the engines of both are old- 
timers with wide smokestacks and much polished brass. Their 
entire lengths are draped with crepe, giving the impression 
of great shrouds on wheels. In the first train there is neither 
engineer nor fireman in the cab, but on one of the several 
flatcars which follow the engine there is a large band sound- 
lessly playing its instruments; over the years the players have 
lost all flesh and now are only skeletons. The first train is 
followed by a second, this time with a single flatcar, draped 
as is the one before it, but on this car is a lonely coffin, noth- 
ing more, neither ghost nor skeleton. As the first train ap- 
proaches, a black carpet seems to unroll along the track be- 
fore it and all sound is blanketed. Men know which day in 
spring the ghost trains have passed through, for all clocks 



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stop and wait five to eight minutes before they begin again. 
It must be that the eyes of men are no longer as keen as they 
used to be, for there are only a few of the old-timers left who 
know why one day each April the trains are all late as they 
pull into Chatham. There can be no doubt that it is 
Lincoln's train, divided into two sections, but what ghostly 
dunderhead has switched it up the Harlem Division, instead 
of up the Hudson River Division where it belongs? 

War also breeds stories in which the returning dead seem 
so like the living that they are mistaken for them, and World 
War II was no exception. The reasons are simple enough to 
fathom: it is then that families are separated, that death 
strikes indiscriminately among the men who have gone to 
the services; civilians and servicemen alike think in terms of 
death each hour of every day. 

For example, there is a story they told in Auburn about a 
young man of that city named Captain "Brick" Barton. Cap- 
tain Barton was the pilot of one of the B-24's operating from 
English bases in the spring of 1943. He was very popular 
with his crew, and despite the fact that they had suffered a 
number of losses from flak and enemy pursuit planes, their 
morale was high. Their most recent loss was Barton's copilot, 
who had been hospitalized after the last raid, so that it was a 
very young lieutenant on his first combat mission who sat 
beside Brick as they took off for Frankfurt. They found their 
target, dropped their load, and had just turned for home 
when machine-gun fire from a German pursuit plane ripped 
through the plastic glass, spattering Brick's blood over the 
instrument panel and everything else in sight. Another burst 



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ripped into the controls, so that the young copilot took over 
and began to fly home a badly messed-up bomber. The cap- 
tain was entirely conscious and his mind was remarkably 
alert for a man who had taken the punishment he had. Sitting 
in his seat, completely relaxed, he refused to go back where 
there was more room and where he could lie down. His mind 
was on the plane, and as the weather grew soupier and the 
motors responded with less and less enthusiasm to the co- 
pilot's touch, Brick kept giving him helpful suggestions, 
fruits o twenty missions over the Reich. For fifty-seven min- 
utes the wise veteran and the youthful novice kept the plane 
coming straight through to the field from which they had 
departed. As they neared their radio tower, the copilot sig- 
naled for an ambulance, for the sudden silence beside him 
reminded him of the beating Brick had taken when the bul- 
lets came streaming through the plane. No sooner had they 
come to a stop and the copilot climbed down, than the flight 
surgeon appeared. He complimented the lieutenant on the 
way he had brought the damaged ship in. "I never could 
have done it, sir, if Captain Barton hadn't given me pointers 
all the way back from Frankfurt." The crew gathered beside 
the big plane, but only for a second, for the physician who 
had gone up to look Brick over was on the ground almost 
immediately. He looked at the men, and then for a long sec- 
ond at the lieutenant, before he spoke: "Men, I am afraid I 
can be of no help to Captain Barton. He was killed instantly 
and has been dead now for nearly an hour." 

One evening during the war we were having dinner with 
John Jacob Niles, the ballad singer. He had just returned 
from a cross-country tour and we were swapping ghost tales. 



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He would tell one and I would tell one; we were having a 
wonderful time. During a pause in the conversation when I 
was bludgeoning my brains to match a beautifully told story 
of his to which we had all listened with horrified delight, the 
quiet voice of another guest, Mrs. Richard Eldredge, broke 
the silence. "I heard a strange story in New York last week." 
She paused, as though she were unwilling to trust herself 
with the facts. But this is the story she told. 

A gentleman named Oswald Remsen was in New York on 
business. As usual, he stayed at the Harvard Club and regu- 
larly ate his dinners there. He was on his way thither for 
what he feared would be a solitary meal when a red light 
prevented his crossing Broadway at Forty-fourth Street. As 
he waited he noticed two officers of the R.A.F. right beside 
him; they seemed to be checking their wrist watches against 
the time flashed on the New York Times Building. 

One of them turned to him and asked, "Excuse me, sir, 
but is this Times Square?" 

He assured them that it was and the three of them walked 
across town together. The officers were full of questions, once 
they got over a basic shyness. It was, he discovered, their first 
trip to New York and they found it very exciting after the 
restrictions of England. He remembered afterward that every 
block or so one or the other of them would look at his wrist 
watch, although this didn't impress him very much at the 
time. A few blocks east he asked if they had any plans for 
dinner. No, they were quite free. Wouldn't they like to dine 
with him at his club? That was very nice of him and they 
would be delighted. But as they spoke one of them took a 



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covert look at his watch; they looked at each other and 
nodded. 

It was a good dinner, with coffee and brandy and cigars 
over which to linger. They talked of the war, of England, of 
Oxford where Mr. Remsen had spent a pleasant, youthful 
year. They even discovered a casual acquaintance in com- 
mon. They were, he discovered, in the bomber command, 
but like many in similar situations, they had no inclination 
to talk about that. And every little while one or the other 
of them would take a quick look at his watch. Once Mr. Rem- 
sen asked rather timidly if he were keeping them from an 
appointment elsewhere. They assured him they were having 
a fine time. They talked about England and America, what 
made them different and in what ways they were alike. They 
talked of the world after the war, and their hopes for it. It 
was the mature conversation of three intelligent men, dif- 
ferent in backgrounds, in ages and in outlooks, but united in 
their good will and values. 

At five minutes before midnight they looked at their 
watches simultaneously and both of them arose. 

"Sir, we thank you very much; you have been very kind to 
us. In one way it has been the strangest evening of our lives, 
you know." 

"I don't think I understand," said Mr. Remsen slowly. 

"No, of course not. But you see, sir, just twenty-four hours 
ago Bill, here, and I were killed over Berlin. And now we 
have to be getting back. Good night and thank you." 

And with that, both of them disappeared. 

There is an American folk classic told during the Spanish 
American War and World War I, which both Alexander 



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Woollcott and Bennett Cerf have reported, but it was told 
during World War II in a version more timely and, to my 
taste, more touching. I heard it on a day coach of the New 
York Central from a woman who happened to sit next to me 
from Syracuse to Lyons. She assured me that the circum- 
stances were perfectly true. The woman in the story had been 
known to friends of hers in the naval base where her own 
husband had but recently been stationed, and whence she 
was returning home. 

Lieutenant Crockfield entered the Navy from civilian life 
a few months before Pearl Harbor, and so he saw a good 
many of those early, disheartening battles of the Pacific war. 
His ship was damaged in one of these conflicts and put into 
a Pacific Coast repair base where it stayed for several months. 
While these repairs were going on, Mrs. Crockfield joined 
her husband for. the best weeks of their lives. He went back 
to sea, and she took a small apartment by herself to await 
the birth of their child. Letters came quite regularly, consid- 
ering that her husband was assigned to a force that was un- 
usually active. She kept her mind away from the possibility 
that anything could really happen to her husband; tragedy 
might strike the husbands of her friends, yes, but never her 
husband. The daughter who was born to her was a delight, 
and her letters detailed every new development. His in reply 
asked a thousand questions and spoke repeatedly of his yearn- 
ing to see his wife and the daughter who had come to them. 

One evening as she sat by herself rereading the letter that 
had arrived that morning, she heard a noise in the child's 
room. She went over and opened the door. There in the half- 
light stood her husband in his tropical uniform, looking 



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down at the child. As she started to cry out his name, he 
walked swiftly to the door at the opposite end of the room 
and, without opening it, passed through to the other side. 
After her first excitement and sinking alarm, she came back 
to stand by the infant's bed. At her feet she noticed a pool 
of water, and as she knelt to examine it she observed some- 
thing green floating in it. She picked it up and put it between 
two blotters. Later, after the inevitable telegram from the 
Navy Department had come, she took the blotters and the 
green thing to a friend of her father's who taught marine 
botany in one of the California universities. He recognized 
it after .some careful checking in the library. It was a fairly 
uncommon type of seaweed, found in the South Pacific, 
where it grows only on the bodies of the dead. 




CHAPTER Six 



In general we tend to think of folklore as only the oral 
tradition current among unsophisticated people. What we 
frequently forget is that there is also an oral tradition among 
all sorts and classes of people. The commonest examples from 
sophisticated circles are off-color stories, but there is also an 
oral tradition of tales of the supernatural which often crop 
up during the talk after a good dinner. We might call these 
"urban ghost tales." The three stories from World War II 
in the previous chapter are good examples. 

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Stories of this sort not infrequently find their way into 
print and there may well be an interplay between the oral 
stream and the printed page. The late Alexander Woollcott, 
Carl Carmer, and Bennett Cerf have published stories which 
they heard among their friends indeed, they have pub- 
lished variants o the same stories but try to find some teller 
who first met his favorite yarn in print. Always a cousin from 
Long Island heard it from his landlady who knew one of 
the participants. 

We might note some of the characteristics. These stories 
are usually told by persons of some education; the timing and 
order of events betray an awareness of literary form. The 
stories are told by people who do not, generally speaking, 
accept the supernatural. The manner of telling is matter-of- 
fact, but filled with details which give the impression of 
reality and truth. The implication of the style is: "You may 
not believe this story. I hardly did myself when I first heard 
it, but this is what happened." The supernatural elements 
are played down rather than emphasized. The voice does not 
change its pitch for the climax but remains quietly confi- 
dential and prosaically matter-of-fact. It isn't until the shock 
of the climax has passed that the mind rejects what it has 
heard. 

The classic example of urban ghost lore is generally called 
"The Ghostly Hitchhiker" or sometimes "Hitchhiking Hat- 
tie." It has been growing and thriving in America for nearly 
seventy years but came to full flower thirty-odd years ago. Its 
widespread distribution, its acceptance, its curious, piquant 
appeal, give it a special place in American folklore. 

I recall the first time I heard of the ghostly hitchhiker. It 



THE GHOSTLY HITCHHIKER j 5* 

must have been about 1920 when my father came home for 
lunch one noon and told us of a book salesman who had been 
in that morning with a story about a strange experience a 
friend of his brother had recently had. 

The man had been to a party out in the country near 
Albany. About midnight he had bid his host and hostess good 
night and started for home in a torrential autumn downpour. 
He was driving a coupe, the right door of which was jammed 
in such a way that it was impossible to open it. He went 
slowly down the highway, peering intently through the area 
the windshield wiper made clean for him. As he started to 
pass Graceland Cemetery he noticed a girl standing by the 
big gates; she was young and slightly built, and she wore a 
thin white evening dress. Although she did not signal him 
in any way, he had the feeling that only her innate dignity 
prevented her from doing so. He pulled up the car and, after 
rolling down the window, asked her if she would care to ride 
into town. In a quiet voice she thanked him and admitted 
that she would appreciate a lift. Because the right-hand door 
was broken, he got out of the car and let the girl slide under 
the wheel to her seat. 

The rain was coming down now in torrents, and the man 
was so engrossed with his driving that he paid his rider scant 
attention. He did ask her where she was going, and she gave 
him an address on Lark Street, not far from his own apart- 
ment. They passed a casual word or two as they entered the 
city, and he could have sworn later that she was there beside 
him five minutes before he pulled up at the address she had 
given him. But when that moment came and he turned to 
look at her, she just wasn't in the car, although he had 



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neither stopped at any point along the way, nor could she 
possibly have gotten through the door which was jammed 
shut on her side of the car. The girl had just disappeared; if 
there had not been a little pool of water on the floor of the 
car where it had dripped from her drenched clothing, the 
man would have begun to doubt his senses. As it was, he sat 
in the car pondering what he ought to do. It was out of sheer 
impulse that he got out and climbed the steps of the brown- 
stone house at the address she had given him. No sooner had 
he rung the bell than he foresaw what a fool he was going 
to appear. Just then a light turned on and the door was 
opened by a woman in a flannel bathrobe. He tried to figure 
out the look on her face but he couldn't. He was sorry to 
have awakened her and really, now that he had done so, 
he felt very axvkward. But a few miles out of town he had 
been driving along past the Graceland Cemetery when he 
saw a girl in a white dress and 

"You don't need to go on, young man. I know what hap- 
pened. It's my daughter again. It often happens on rainy 
nights; that's when she seems to want to get home. You un- 
derstand, of course, that she has been buried up there for 
nearly four years now/' 

Thus I heard of Hitchhiking Hattie for the first time, 
nearly forty years ago, and I would be willing to wager that 
sometime you too have heard a similar story. For the fact is 
that this is the most widely told ghost story in America; it 
has antecedents and descendants, variants and analogues. A 
thousand changes are rung on it but certain elements remain 
constant. If we could fathom the total history of this one 



THE GHOSTLY HITCHHIKER ! 65 

story, its origins, its periods of quiescence and activity, its 
borrowings and lendings, its mutations and constants, its 
sensitiveness to world events if we understood all this about 
this one story we would have the answer to many of the rid- 
dles of our folk culture. 

First of all, note that the hitchhiking ghost is so lifelike 
that it is thought by those who meet her that she is mortal. 
It is this misconception that gives the whole group of stories 
related to Hattie their point; the woman with whom a living 
person has conversed and had commonplace human contacts 
is a dead woman. Next, she is going someplace (usually 
home), and she accepts the generous invitation of a young 
man driving a passing vehicle. When her destination is 
reached, she disappears or otherwise makes it evident that 
she is not alive. All of the stories which truly belong to this 
group fulfill these conditions, but there are others, bearing 
only a partial relationship, which also require examination. 

Where does a story like this, which is to be found all 
over the country, get started? I don't know the answer, but 
we can look at the possibilities. First of all, maybe it hap- 
pened. It is always told in a manner which implies that this is 
a true experience; the name of the city, the exact spot where 
the girl is picked up, the name of the street where she wanted 
to go, the name of the cemetery, the identification of the man 
as a friend of someone known to the narrator all give it 
verisimilitude. As you listen and for a few moments after- 
ward, you think, "This is a strange experience indeed"; it is 
only later that doubt enters in. It has the feeling of realness, 
and only those who have never had a vivid, uncanny experi- 
ence will wish to stand up and say, beyond all question, posi- 



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lively and finally, "This never could nor did happen to any 
man." However, most of us will agree that it is unlikely that 
it ever happened, and most unlikely that it has happened in 
so many different places over the last two score of years, for 
the story is ubiquitous. There is every evidence that this is a 
folk tale and suffers the usual sea changes of its kind. 

I think that in the nineteenth century there were stories 
in America out of which the later form developed. If it is a 
folk tale, where did it begin? Nor can I answer that, but I 
think that it has developed out of earlier Asiatic and Euro- 
pean stories which contain the basic elements. In searching 
for Hattie's ancestors we might start with the Chinese. There 
is a book by Jon Lee called The Golden Mountain: Chinese 
Tales Told in California in which there is a story of a young 
man who is walking down the road one time when he meets 
a beautiful girl who is weeping. She tells him that she is lost 
and begs him to take her home; they walk along together, 
but as they approach the house she has indicated, she dis- 
appears. When the young man goes to the house, her father 
consoles him by saying that this has happened many times 
before and he is not to be concerned by it. Except that they 
walk instead of ride, this ancient version is very close to the 
story as told in this country. 

My friend Paul DerOhannesian tells me that his parents 
heard it in Turkey fifty years ago from fellow Armenians. 
There was a young man, they say, who was traveling on 
horseback through a part of the country which was strange 
to him. He had been delayed, so it was necessary for him to 
ride at night. As he started to pass a cemetery he was dis- 
turbed to see a lady sitting beside the roadside, crying. He 



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stopped his horse and asked her what her trouble might be. 
She told him that she had to get to a distant town, but that 
she was so tired and weak that she didn't have the strength 
to make it. He quickly assisted her onto the horse, in front 
of himself so that he could hold her on, and they proceeded. 
Galloping along he began to notice that she was continually 
growing heavier and increasingly difficult to hold. Never, 
during the entire ride, did she speak to him. He reached the 
town where she wanted to go about dawn, and by that time 
he was thoroughly frightened and worried. He dismounted 
and tried to help her down; it was then he discovered that 
he was holding a corpse. A little crowd of early risers soon 
collected and they were quick to put his mind at rest, or at 
least that's what they tried to do, when they told him that 
she came back in that fashion each year on the anniversary 
of her death. They assured him that her relatives would 
come along pretty soon and rebury the corpse. The girl's 
tendency to grow heavier as the ride goes on is similar to a 
trait of the Devil and of Jewish shedim who disguise them- 
selves as sheep, or babies, or little men who grow heavier and 
heavier before they disappear dramatically. 

In the 1890*5 there was a young woman she was dead, of 
course who hung around Delmar, just outside Albany, and 
whenever a young horseman passed a certain woodland piece 
on the way to a party, she would hop up behind him and 
not get down until he had reached his destination. From that 
same period and from various parts of upstate New York 
comes quite a different group of stories which also bear a 
relation to Hitchhiking Hattie of a later period. I have heard 
the stories from four separate localities: Hoosick Falls, Fort 



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Hunter, Belfort, and Milford. There is a remarkable simi- 
larity among them, as though they may have had the same 
kind of popularity sixty years ago as did Hattie a few years 
back. The rider in these stories is always a man, the driver a 
regular teamster, and there is invariably something queer 
about the rider's face. The way they tell it in Milford is char- 
acteristic: 

There was a teamster who did a big business hauling 
freight across the back roads in Otsego County. "He was a 
tremendous fellow, afraid of neither man, beast, nor Devil; 
night nor day, it made no difference to him. One dark rainy 
night he was hauling freight down the line, when out of the 
darkness a man climbed onto the wagon seat right beside 
him. Never said a word, just climbed on and sat down. The 
teamster looked him over to see whether or not he should 
kick him off; he couldn't see much because the man had his 
collar turned up and his cap pulled down low. The teamster 
didn't know just what to make of it, so they rode on a mile 
or two, neither of them saying a word. Then all at once the 
man pitched off the side of the wagon into the road. The 
teamster pulled up and looked for the fellow, but it was so 
tarnation dark he couldn't see nothin'I He yelled for a lan- 
tern at a farmhouse up the road, and he and the farmer 
searched for the stranger, but he had disappeared; there 
wasn't a trace of him. Nobody would have thought much 
about it, but a couple of trips later they found the teamster 
himself lying in the road with a broken neck. He had fallen 
off the wagon at the exact spot where he claimed the man 
had disappeared into the darkness." That's the way Mr. 
James Rowe told the story, and while he was hardly the man 



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to believe in ghosts, he allowed that that's what the neigh- 
borhood agreed had been riding on the wagon with the team- 
ster, and that is what was thought in the other communities 
where similar events are retold. Often the rider's face is hard 
to see, or it is muffled. The one who rode with Clarence 
Hoffman, up in Belfort, climbed on the wagon near a ceme- 
tery and brought a clammy chill with his presence; the buf- 
falo robe was flat on the seat where his lap ought to have 
been. 

From this same period, the nineties, comes another story 
which bears resemblance to these, but with certain striking 
differences. In a number of these early stories one might sus- 
pect that the Devil is involved were it not for the assurances 
of the narrator that we are dealing here with the dead. And 
who knows better than he who tells the tale? 

There was a chap everybody called "Red" who worked in 
Albany but lived in Kenwood, just south of the city. Every 
night as Red walked home from work he was overtaken by a 
man driving along in an old-fashioned buggy. Invariably 
they spoke to each other and went their separate ways. This 
happened for a long time, and then there came a night when 
it was raining hard, and that night the driver offered Red a 
ride, which he was glad to accept. Red tried to make conver- 
sation, but his host gave him no answers, keeping his face 
buried in the high collar of his coat. After a while, though, 
he did turn his face and Red was shocked at the bright green 
eyes which seemed to stare through him, and the skin which 
was the color of a dead man's. 

"Do you feel sick?" Red asked. 

Still the man stared at him while his face changed until it 



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was suffused with a pale glow, whereupon he disappeared. 
The horse started running faster and faster while the scared 
and excited Red did his best to stop him. In this he finally 
succeeded and got out of the buggy. The moment his foot 
touched the ground, the man reappeared in the seat and 
drove away as fast as he could go. 

This is a divergence from our normal pattern of the hitch- 
hiking ghost, for here the driver himself has returned from 
the dead. We shall note other divergences as we move along 
through this labyrinth of narrative, but none quite like this 
one. These examples and there are scores of others of 
forerunners of Hattie should suffice to make it clear that she 
did not burst full-grown from the twentieth century, but that 
she had ancestors in other lands and earlier times. I am con- 
vinced that there is yet to be found a transitional story which 
will bridge the gap between the forerunners and the popular, 
widespread experience with which we are chiefly concerned. 

One link between these early stories and the modern ones 
is to be found in the story they tell round Watertown of two 
men who were driving toward toira one very stormy night 
when they saw a man standing by an intersection of the 
highway. They decided that the weather being what it was 
they'd give the old fellow a lift. He was a talkative chap, and 
when they asked him if they could take him home, he gave 
them the address and told them how to get there. Then 
there were a few moments of silence, and they turned to 
look into an empty back seat. Thinking that he might have 
fallen out, they turned around and went back over the road, 
but without result. When they went to the address he had 



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given them, no one had ever heard of the man. They were 
still not satisfied and so began a search of old city directories 
and other pertinent records. Finally they found what they 
were looking for: twenty years before, the man who lived at 
that address had been killed at the very intersection where 
they had picked him up. 

It is significant, perhaps, that this is the only instance I 
have heard in the twentieth-century versions in which the 
rider is a lone man and the only one in which the residents 
of his house could not identify the rider. I say "lone man" 
because there is a curious case reported from Rochester of 
an old man and old woman who got into a car near the Holy 
Sepulchre Cemetery and asked to be taken to the main four 
corners in the heart of Rochester, but who had disappeared 
when the driver reached that spot. Except for these two 
stories, our modern riders are always women. And with a 
few exceptions, they are young women, girls in their late 
teens or early twenties. The majority of exceptions concern 
a nun, but one inversion of the usual circumstances concerns 
a little old lady whom a young couple picked up by the gates 
of a cemetery not far from East Homer, in the Finger Lakes 
country. It was a wretched night, what with the wind and 
thunder and lightning, and she said she was grateful for the 
lift. Finally she leaned over the front seat and said, "If you'll 
stop right up the road a ways, I'll get out in front of that 
white house." But when, a moment later, the man stopped 
the car, she was not there. The young man was excited and 
went up to the door of the house, where a young woman 
answered his ring. She heard him out and then said, with an 



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air that indicated that it had happened often before, "That 
was my mother; she has been dead about seven days now/' 

But the rider, as I say, is usually young, often very pretty. 
Her clothes are frequently a matter of note, for usually she 
is dressed as for a party, often in evening clothes and not in- 
frequently in white. They say that by a bridge between Rome 
and Syracuse there used to appear quite frequently a girl in 
her bridal gown, a girl who was killed on that spot as she 
started out on her honeymoon. She gets in the car, and as 
soon as she is over the bridge she disappears. Once in a while 
the girls prove to be individualists and appear in red or plaid 
or even a dark dress. 

This girl who wanted to cross the bridge (apparently one 
of the few American ghosts who had trouble crossing water) 
is unusual, for most of her sister spirits either are standing 
by the roadside or near a cemetery when they are picked up. 
If it is by a cemetery, it is the one in which her body is 
buried; if it is by the roadside, it is often the spot where she 
met her death by accident in the Binghamton area this 
used to be at a bad curve on Route 17, between Elmira and 
Endicott, known as the Devil's Elbow. The weather, which 
is usually stormy, is described and the type of automobile 
sedan (the most frequent), coupe, or even truck or bus 
made clear. All this gives the listener the sense of verisimili- 
tude which helps to account for the almost universal appeal 
of the story. 

By and large, the behavior of these girls once they get in 
the car varies but little. Many of them are silent, except for 
the bare details of their home addresses; a few talk for a 
while, then lapse into silence. Sometimes the disappearance 



THE GHOSTLY HITCHHIKER 1 73 

comes very soon, sometimes after a ride of several miles; 
others of the hitchhikers remain in the car up to the moment 
when the car draws to a stop. A whole group of them get out 
of the car and go in the house, but they present special prob- 
lems and will be considered by themselves. A few of the girls, 
instead of being shy and demure, enjoy a good time. 

The scene is the busy Albany-Schenectady road, the main 
artery between those two cities. There was a young chap who 
worked in Schenectady but lived in Albany, as many do. One 
evening he was driving home when he saw an attractive lass 
standing by the road and he offered her a ride. They chatted 
together, and she was a swell kid, such a swell kid that he 
suggested a date the next night. So it was agreed they 
would meet right where they had that night, at the same 
hour. She told him her name and he left her at her home. 
The next night was like the one before, only more fun, and 
the young fellow knew that he was beginning to fall in love. 
Each night they met and played and parted at her door, until 
there came a night when she wasn't at the meeting place. He 
waited around for a while and then went to her home. When 
the middle-aged woman came to the door he asked if Mary 
were home. 

"You mean my daughter Mary?" the woman asked in- 
credulously. 

"Yes, I'm Harry. I've been dating her, you know. I've 
brought her home here every night for nearly two weeks/' 

"My dear boy, my daughter Mary has been dead for ten 
years, and no other Mary has ever lived in this house." 

Because Harry couldn't get the affair out of his mind, he 
cracked up and went to a hospital for the insane, a not un- 



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common experience for these drivers. 

There is considerable variety in the climax of the Hitch- 
hiking Hattie stories based on discovery of the simple, if 
unusual, fact that the girl who has seemed so sadly real is 
not alive at all, and has not been for some time. Usuallv, 
having discovered that his guest is missing, the driver goes 
to the door and learns the truth from the girl's mother. The 
method by which she identifies her daughter may be by her 
name, by a description of her and her clothing, which is the 
same as what she wore when she died or when she was buried. 
Sometimes the identification is made by an article left in the 
car, a scarf or a handkerchief, for example. Sometimes the 
young man identifies her by a picture which he sees in the 
living room, usually on the piano. 

I have two stories which do not belong to the hitchhiking 
tradition, but which have in common with it this identifica- 
tion of the active dead by a photograph. One of these comes 
from northern Italy where the events here told about oc- 
curred to a man who was said to have been living in Sche- 
nectady a decade ago. This man and a friend of his were 
schoolboys when these events took place. There was a dance 
at the next village and they begged a ride from a farmer who 
was going in that direction with a wagon. After a few miles 
the fanner took a different turn from the one they wanted, 
so that they had to walk the rest of the way. Sitting on a mile- 
stone at the crossroads was a young boy who called to them 
and asked if they would do him a favor. After assuring him- 
self that they were headed for his village, he asked if they 
would carry a message to his parents. They agreed to do so 



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right after the dance; he gave them the message and the 
address. They had started on down the road a few feet when 
one of them looked back; at this open crossroads, where there 
was no possible hiding place, the boy they had left but a few 
seconds before was nowhere to be seen. 

But these were young bucks on the way to a dance and 
they had no time to worry over mysteries. It was a good 
dance, and they stayed until the musicians went home. It 
was late but they decided that they should deliver the mes- 
sage as they had agreed to do. They wandered through the 
dark streets until they found the house they were seeking 
and knocked at the door. An old lady came to open it. 

"Does the Matrelli family live here?" 

"Yes. I am Signora Matrelli." 

"We have a message from your son." 

Signora Matrelli left the doorway, but in a moment or 
two her husband took her place. He was an angry man and 
began to give the boys a sharp lecture on the fundamentals 
of human decency and human kindness. The boys were 
puzzled. What had they done? They brought a message and 
they intended to deliver it. 

"The documents which you are searching for everywhere 
are in the top drawer of the bureau where you have already 
looked, but under the paper in the bottom of the drawer." 

Signore Matrelli turned on his heel and walked into the 
house. Shortly afterward they heard a shout and he came 
back to the door waving a paper. 

Now he was all apologies. His wife had thought this was 
a cruel prank, for their son had been killed at a country 
crossroads six months before. But there was one thing he 



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would like the young men to do for him. He brought out a 
group picture and asked if they could find the likeness of 
the boy who had given them the message. They didn't have 
the slightest difficulty doing it. 

Another story involving a photograph was current in Al- 
bany during the depression of the early thirties. A woman 
was leaving one of the Catholic churches in Albany when she 
met an old friend on the steps, with whom she stopped to 
talk. In the course of their chat she said that for weeks she 
had been praying for some sort of job, but that as yet her 
prayers had gone unanswered. Her friend persuaded her to 
go back into the church with her, and as they were leaving a 
few minutes later, a young man came up to them and asked 
if either of them was seeking employment. The woman said 
that she wanted work as a housekeeper or as a companion, so 
the young man gave her the name and address of a lady who 
had just such an opening in her home. The next day the 
woman went to the address and asked if there were anyone 
there who needed a housekeeper and companion. The lady 
of the house said that she certainly did, but she was surprised 
to have anyone apply for the place because she had told no 
one of her need. The woman pointed to a picture on the wall 
and said, "Why, that's the young man who came up to me as 
I came out of church yesterday morning and gave me your 
name and address." 

"My dear woman, that is hardly possible. That is a picture 
of my son who died six months ago." 

These two stories, coming from widely separated sources 
and thirty years apart in time, bear a certain kinship to the 
hitchhiking pattern, without belonging to it. In both in- 



THE GHOSTLY HITCHHIKER 1 77 

stances, besides the identification of the ghost by the picture, 
we have his considerateness of his family, an attitude com- 
parable to Hattie's desire to get home to her family; we have 
the seemingly accidental meeting of mortal and revenant, the 
deception and eventual enlightenment of the former. Notice, 
too, that in the Italian story we have a dance, an element 
which, as we shall see, is a common feature of one group of 
the hitchhiking stories. 

Since we have digressed at this point, we might as well go 
still further afield to consider the prophesying nun, whose 
appearances were on so many people's tongues in the fall of 
1941. In New York State it was reported from Buffalo to the 
Hudson Valley. Basically it is the same story as the one they 
tell about Hattie, except that the nun always made a predic- 
tion about the war, frequently that it would be over in De- 
cember of that year. It is noteworthy that in the towns near 
Kingston, the nun was thought to be Mother Cabrini, the first 
native American saint, of whom are told scores of miraculous 
tales. 

I was anxious to see if just once one could find the driver 
of the car. My search took me down one blind alley after 
another; finally I accepted what I should have known when 
I began: folklore isn't history, it's art. 

A taxi driver in uptown Kingston had a fare one day in 
the autumn of 1941 who was a nun. When she got into the 
car he was impressed by the fact that she looked very much 
like Mother Cabrini to whose memory he was particularly 
devoted. She said that she wanted to go to the Sacred Heart 
Orphanage and they started out. They began to talk about 
the war and the chance that we would enter it, a prospect 



178 THINGS raAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

which disturbed the man very much. She reassured him that 
the whole struggle would be over before December 8. Shortly 
after making this prediction she fell into silence, but he 
thought nothing of it until he pulled up at the orphanage 
and turned around to find his cab empty. 

I have heard thirteen versions of this story of the nun who 
prophesies and disappears, and it seems to bear a significant 
relationship to another story which was current at the same 
time, one which concerns a prophecy but no ghostly dis- 
appearance (of these I have nearly an equal number). They 
told, for example, of a man and his wife who were driving 
down on Long Island when they gave an old man a ride. 
Like everyone else, they talked about the war and when it 
would be over. With great confidence the stranger said that 
it would be over in September, 1942. The couple was some- 
what incredulous and took no pains to hide the fact. "It is as 
true," he said, "as that there will be a dead man in this car 
before you reach home." Shortly after that, he asked them 
to stop and let him out. They drove along for a while until 
they came to a crowd in the road where there had been an 
accident. The State Police asked them to carry a man who 
had been hurt to the hospital and they willingly agreed. But 
on the way to the hospital the man who had been in the 
accident died. 

From a literary point of view the best of the stories of 
mysterious riders are the ones which come to their close by 
the girl's grave, where there is indisputable proof of her 
recent journeyings forth. Let me offer you two versions, each 



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of which, with its relatively minor differences, represents a 
variation in the ways the people like to retell it. 

There were two fellows who were driving a two-door sedan 
toward Schenectady. As they started to pass St. Patrick's 
Cemetery they saw a young woman in a white evening gown 
standing in the middle of the road. She signaled to the men, 
and when they stopped for her she asked if they would take 
her to her home in Schenectady. The men were in the front 
seat, and she sat in the rear by herself. She was cold sitting 
back there alone, so one of the men took off his coat and she 
put it around her. When they got to the address, she asked 
them, as a great favor, to wait a few moments till she went in 
the house she would only be a moment. Then, as if it were 
an afterthought, she said laughing, "If I haven't come out in 
an hour, you'd better come in and get me." As she turned to 
go, she tossed a gossamer evening scarf to one of the boys. 
Just why they waited for her, they never knew but they did. 

After a spell of sitting they both began to be restless and 
annoyed as men will who have to wait for a woman long 
before the hour was up. Finally the man who was missing 
his coat went up and rang the doorbell. When an elderly lady 
answered it, he asked if he could speak to the young woman 
who had entered the house an hour before. There had been 
no one entering the house that evening, and no young 
woman lived there. It was then that the man noticed the 
picture over the fireplace. "There she is, that's the girl who 
came in here with my overcoat a little while ago." 

"But that couldn't be possible. That is my daughter who 
has been dead these many years." 

It was then that he showed her the scarf, and she had tc 



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admit that it was identical to one which had been her 
daughter's favorite. Puzzled and dissatisfied, he went back to 
the car. They did their errand in town and started home. As 
they passed St. Patrick's Cemetery they slowed down. 

"Stop the car. I want to look at something." 

He got out and walked inside the fence. On a little rise 
near the roadway was a small, neat gravestone. What had 
attracted his attention was his overcoat, draped over the front 
of the monument. 

By this time you have probably had all you want of this 
girl who cannot stay put once she has been buried, but who 
must forever be getting strange men to take her home. One 
more and we shall have finished with her. This is the version 
told by a member of New York City's police department and 
the scene is Brooklyn. Many isolated strands which we have 
seen scattered through the other versions are all brought to- 
gether into the fabric of this one, which is my favorite. 

Patrolman Anderson lived in Brooklyn, but his beat was 
up in Harlem. One night as he was on his way home in the 
subway, he looked across the aisle and saw a fellow staring at 
him. He stared right back. Finally he asked the man, "Don't 
I know you?" 

"I don't know. My name is Jack Larson." 

"Sure it is. I thought I knew you. I haven't seen you for a 
long time. Where've you been?" 

"Well, I've been away. As a matter of fact, I only just got 
out of the hospital. Some people think I lost my mind. Me, 
I'm not so sure." 

At this, Anderson moved over beside him and listened as 
the train hustled along the tracks. 



THE GHOSTLY HITCHHIKER 1 8 1 

"I had a friend who worked on the docks with me. One 
night we stopped in at a gin mill to have a drink before going 
home. There was a cute-looking girl sitting at the bar, so we 
went over and began talking to her. Then we bought her a 
drink and had one ourselves. I guess maybe we even bought 
a couple of drinks. When we were ready to leave we asked 
her if we could take her home I had an old wreck of a car 
I was driving then. She said, all right, she was ready to go. 
But when I told her to get her wraps, she said she didn't have 
any. We went outside and it was cold, so I slipped off a heavy 
sweater I was wearing and told her to put it on. I asked for 
her address and she gave it to me, but when we were still a 
number of blocks from her house, she said she wanted to get 
out. I told her she didn't want to get out by no old cemetery 
and that I would gladly take her home and just leave her 
there. But she said she'd walk the rest of the way; she didn't 
want her folks to know that she'd been at a gin mill and 
picked up a couple of fellows. She was stubborn about it, so 
we let it go at that and drove off by ourselves. 

"But she had gone off with my sweater. I didn't think 
much about it, but a few days later my friend and I decided 
that we'd like to see her again. There was something about 
that girl a man couldn't forget. We didn't see her around the 
joint where we had picked her up, so we went around to the 
address she had given us and asked the old lady who came 
to the door if Alice was there she'd told us her name was 
Alice. She said there wasn't any girl lived there by that name 
now. Well, we told her ho%v we met Alice and about the 
sweater and about how we brought her home or almost 
home that other night. 



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"She listened to us for a few minutes and then said to come 
inside. 'You wait here a minute/ She went off and came back 
with a picture. She showed us a picture of Alice and we said 
that was the girl. There was a long silence then and we 
started to leave. Then she said very slowly, 'That girl is dead. 
She is my own daughter. If you see her again, you let me 
know/ 

"The two of us went home, but the thing preyed on our 
minds. A few days later this friend of mine I've been telling 
you about was working with me on the barge and he started 
to cross the plank we used as a gangplank. He got in the 
middle of the thing and he began to choke; he put his hands 
up to his throat as though someone were strangling him, and 
when he did it he lost his balance and fell into the water, be- 
tween the barge and the dock. So far as we could tell, he never 
came up. Not even once. 

"By this time I was getting more and more nervous. I 
decided to go see a doctor. He told me to go away for a while. 
I did, but that didn't help any; all these strange things were 
on my mind all the time. I got worse instead of better. I was 
sure I would be next. All the time I was afraid I was going 
to die. The doc, he said I had to prove to myself the girl was 
really dead, because if she was really dead, she couldn't hurt 
me. He said, if she was in her grave and if I was sure of it, I 
wouldn't worry any more. That seemed reasonable, because 
if she was in her grave she couldn't be in no gin mill or any 
other place. So the doc and I went to see the mother, but she 
wouldn't agree to having the girl's body dug up; nobody was 
going to touch her girl's grave. After we left her, the doc, he 



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kept saying how it was necessary that I be sure in my own 
mind that she was buried, or I would lose my mind. 

"We went out to the cemetery, the two of us, and we talked 
to the head gravedigger, and after we slipped him some 
money, he said O.K., but he didn't like it. It might get him 
into a heap of trouble. That night we went out there. We 
found Alice's grave and began work. It was tough going be- 
cause it was winter and there was snow. It was awful cold and 
the ground was terrible hard. About halfway down, the 
gravedigger lit out, said he didn't think he ought to be there. 
We got down to the rough box, and doc was bushed and 
said he'd leave me to finish it up alone. I'd be all right, 
wouldn't I? 

"I was all right. The moon was bright and I could see 
what I was doing. I pried the top off with a crowbar and then 
lifted the lid off the coffin itself. Alice was in the box all right 
or what was left of her. But she was wearing my sweater." 

Why do these girls wander along our highways, waiting 
for the driver who will stop? They are lonely, wet, unhappy; 
they want to go home to the warmth and protection of their 
mothers. But they don't quite get there; instead they go back 
to the grave. But they return next week or next year to 
embarrass or sadden the living. They are not yet at rest. Be- 
side the road filled with high-powered cars, overhead the jets 
flying, they stand patiently waiting in the rain. 

I used to have a neighbor highly trained in the teachings 
of Dr. Freud. He explained to me once why this story sur- 
vives and thrives in an unbelieving age. I listened quite 
politely, then we had a drink and talked of other things. I 



184 THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

prefer to leave its popularity a mystery, as I prefer to leave 
many things mysteries. I'm not one of the "old believers" 
Robert Frost speaks of, but on the other hand, I have tried 
to avoid any taint of the scientific. It's getting harder and 
harder to do. Good night, Hattie. 



NOTES AND SOURCES 



The bibliography of ghost lore and especially of ghost lore in 
America is not very extensive, nowhere near as extensive as the 
bibliography o witchcraft, for example. There is no American 
book so comprehensive as T. F. Thiselton Dyer's The Ghost 
World (London and Philadelphia, 1893), with the possible ex- 
ception of William Oliver Stevens's Unbidden Guests: A Book of 
Real Ghosts (New York, 1945), which I am happy to recommend. 
There are a few collections of American ghost tales which the 
hauntophile ought to have on his shelf: 

John Bennett, The Doctor to the Dead: Grotesque Legends 
and Folk Tales of Old Charleston (New York, 1946); 

Carl Carmer, The Screaming Ghost and Other Stories (New 
York, 1956), a retelling of a score of tales by upstate New York's 
master raconteur; 

Jeanne de Lavigne, Ghost Stories of Old New Orleans (New 
York, 1946); 

Hector Lee, The Three Nephites (Albuquerque, N. M., 
1949), a scholarly study of Mormon ghost stories; 

Marion Lowndes, Ghosts that Still Walk: Real Ghosts of 
America (New York, 1941); 

Danton Walker, Spooks Deluxe (New York, 1956), a col- 
lection of stories told by sophisticated friends of the author; 

Henry Yelvington, Ghost-Lore (San Antonio, Texas, 1936), 
a Texas collection. 

Some of the stories told in this volume appeared in different 
versions in my juvenile, Spooks of the Valley (Boston, Houghton 
Mifflin, 1947). 
In general, these stories were collected by students at New 

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York State College for Teachers, Albany, between 1940 and 1946. 
In the following sections the names of the collector and his in- 
formant will appear unless a source is given in the main text. 

Preface from an Old Hang Yard 

The folklore of Cooperstown is best found in the following 
books by James Fenimore Cooper (the Younger): The Legends 
and Traditions of a Northern County (Cooperstown, 1920) and 
Reminiscences of Mid-Victorian Cooperstown and Sketch of Wil- 
liam Cooper (Cooperstown, 1936). 

CHAPTER i: Introducing the Dead 

The story of Ferris, the lively corpse, was told to Helen KIoss 
of Albany by her mother. The tale of the man who milked the 
cow was overheard on a bus by Peggy Palmatier on April 20, 
1946; Mrs. Walter J. Drew, who told Nevalyn C. Bruce about the 
woman who appeared in church at the time of her suicide, is a 
nurse and student of genealogy in Schenectady. Stephen H. Side- 
botham heard of the procession of headless ghosts from Mr. and 
Mrs. Nathan Cottrell of Groveside; the story of the old German 
with his rifle full of charms was told to Doris Little by Mrs. Mary 
Redington, an elderly citizen of Otego. Albert Schaff, once sher- 
iff of Lewis County, gave Genevieve Smithling the account of the 
headless milker, and Jane Ruth Cothren heard of the Revolu- 
tionary soldier from Miss Cora Outhouse. The worker at the 
Watervliet arsenal was Charles Beidle, who told his story to Janet 
Gould. Steve Sidebotham heard of the bloody hands from the 
Cottrell family mentioned above. Mrs. John O'Brien of Herkimer 
heard about the talking hair from the woman who heard it talk, 
and Mrs. O'Brien told Shirley Wurz (now Dean Wurz). Ruth 
Layne collected the story of the disconnected ghost from John 
Parker, a barber in Poughkeepsie. My filing system seems to have 
broken down so that my sources for the Quaker lady from Troy 
are incomplete sorry. The Death Coach material came from a 



NOTES AND SOURCES 1 87 

number of students: Ruth Donovan, who collected from Mrs. 
May Gagnon of a French-Canadian family in Cohoes and from 
Mrs. Frank Gero, Cohoes millworker; Herbert Ford from Mrs. 
John J. Quinn; Mrs. Ruth G. Nevin from Miss Marian Fitzpat- 
rick, teacher in Troy High School. 

CHAPTER 2: Why They Return 

The grandfather who put on his pants was seen by Mrs. Wil- 
liam Ten Broeck of Albany who told Catherine Martin; the mur- 
derous veteran was described to Flo Garfall of Johnstown by 
two neighbors, Mrs. Nina Precopia Colletta and her daughter, 
Mrs. Angelina Precopia Renado. The widow of Glenmont story 
was told by Louella Wilkes of Delmar to Eleanor Wagner. The 
Schoharie father who beat his daughter's suitor was a story re- 
counted to Ruth Layne by Bill Henderson of Schoharie. The 
husband who sought his wife's forgiveness lived just outside Bos- 
ton and the story was remembered by Mrs. E. Pettit when she 
talked to Marjorie Verch in Albany. The story of Mrs. McDer- 
mott, who broke up poker playing in Lowville, was also collected 
by Marjorie Verch, but from Daniel O'Brien, teacher and lawyer. 
Mrs. R. S. Jones of Ilion was raised in Walton and told her 
granddaughter, Peggy Palmatier, about the octagon house. The 
story of the priest who directed the repairs on his church was told 
to Louise C. Welch by her Albany neighbor, Miss Catherine 
Sweeney. 

An Irish version of the story of the priest and mass is told by 
James O'Beirne in New York Folklore Quarterly, Vol. II, No. 3. 
In this version the priest is the great Father Matthew. Father 
Eugene Serafin, O.F.M., Croghan, told Geraldine M. Rubar 
about the Wellsville priest. The tale of the priest who rattled 
the safe comes from Mrs. James Clancy, who told Dorothy Stew- 
art in Albany. Anecdote about the priest in Toledo, Canada, was 
reported to Genevieve Smithling of Lowville by her mother, Mrs. 
Leo Smithling. Margaret Byrne collected the story of the Visita- 



l88 THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

tion Parish, Brooklyn, from Joan Hylind who heard it from her 
paternal grandmother of Huntington, Long Island. Dennis Han- 
nan of Glens Falls told his namesake and grandson about St. 
Mary's Church in that town. The lady who told Lorraine Malo 
of the ghostly church service in Formicola "did not wish to have 
her name revealed." Jewish ghost stories are very rare, if my ex- 
perience is trustworthy. Abraham Shohan, from whom Rosalind 
V. Kemmerer collected this one of ghosts in the synagogue, was 
born in Smorgon, Poland, came to the United States about 1902, 
graduated from M.I.T., worked on the Panama Canal, ultimately 
became a farmer near Rhinebeck. 

The story of the sailors at Sodus Bay came from Mrs. Alice 
Bray McGinty of Albany; Ed Strecker of East Chatham told John 
Witthoft about the boss of the cheese factory. The tale of old 
Jim, the drunk, comes from Pauline L. Petersen, who heard it 
from Sarah Jump of Elnora. There are a number of stories from 
Charles Austin of Utica in my archive, collected by Lauretta Ser- 
vatius, a friend of Mrs. Austin's daughter, Edna. Mr. Austin 
conies from New Hampshire, is a machinist and inventor in one 
of the Utica mills. Three Polish stories in this chapter were told 
to Felicia Zielinski by her grandmother, Mrs. T. Hermus, who 
came here from Valno, Poland; the first of them concerns the 
elopers. The bridegroom who rescued his bride from the dead 
was collected by Herbert W. Ford from Catherine Quinn of Al- 
bany. This is one of those nubbins left from a longer, more elabo- 
rate tale, told with colorings and decorations long since worn 
away. For a Scottish relative which has kept its full detail, go 
look up "Tarn Lin" (number 35) in Professor Francis James 
Child's English & Scottish Popular Ballads. The St. Agnes' School 
ghost story comes from Catherine Sweeney, who told it to Louise 
C. Welch. Lorna Kunz of Westmoreland heard about Mr. De- 
Vinney from her mother, Mrs. Walter Kunz. 

The story of the miserly parents of East Schodack came to Mrs. 
Ruth Geiser Nevin from Miss Ella Bedell, R.F.D., Troy. The 
tale of the sinful father and his reckless son was told to Constance 



NOTES AND SOURCES 1 89 

T. Titterington by Isabel Malby of Albany. Mrs. Sue de Peystei 
reported on the mother who directed her daughter to the right 
bedroom. The Polish story of the road-walking mother came from 
Felicia Zielinski, whose grandmother told it. Michael Welch, 
once Postmaster of Mechanicville, but born in Waterford, Ire- 
land, told his granddaughter, Frances Welch, the story credited 
to him. The story of the Pole buried on his left side is from Mary 
Straub, who heard it from her mother, Mrs. Joseph Straub, who 
lives in Chester, where Polish citizens have developed one of the 
onion-growing centers of the country. Katherine Egord Jackson 
learned about the goose woman from her mother-in-law, Mrs. 
Vera Jackson, who came to this country from Pruzhany as a 
young girl, now lives in Queens Village, Long Island. 

James Casey of Schenectady told his wife about the widower 
and his wife's shoes; he had heard it in Dublin, Eire, from a Mrs. 
Garrity, who told it to a friend of Mr. Casey's on the eve of the 
friend's second marriage. Mrs. Madeline Cote heard of the soli- 
citous mother from a Rensselaer beauty-shop operator named 
Janice. 

For more about Pang Yang, see Warren Sherwood's History 
of the Town of Lloyd (New Paltz, N.Y., 1953); for more about 
Jemima Wilkinson, see Whitney Cross's The Burnt-Over District 
(Ithaca, 1950). See also Mr. Sherwood's book of poems, full of 
folklore and local color, Poems of the Platt Binnewater, com- 
piled by Mabel E. L. Lent (New Paltz, N.Y., 1958). 

The story of the brakeman who woke his mother was collected 
by Boyd R. Severn from his mother, who heard it from a practi- 
cal nurse who cared for her; this is a Michigan story. Anne Mur- 
phy's mother, Isabel, told her about her neighbors, the Goodells, 
up in the Fairfield section. The tale of the hunters of Nyack was 
remembered by Leo Heymann of Congers, who told Shirley 
Gross. Shirley Hartz's family have lived in Callicoon for four 
generations; it was from a neighbor, Henry Ferber, that the story 
of the warning in the tannery came. Chuck Tolley himself told 
Richard Dimock, toolmaker and scoutmaster of Ilion, about the 



1QO THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

phantom brakeman; Mr. Dimock told Claire Crump who re- 
ported it. The Polish lady of the manor is another story told by 
Mrs. Hermus to Felicia Zielinski. 

CHAPTER 3: Haunted Houses 

The nailed door is a story told Louise Welch by Henry Aus- 
tin. Harold W. Thompson published the story of the Harden- 
berg Mansion in Body, Boots and Britches (Philadelphia, 1940), 
the great New York State folklore compendium; it was also col- 
lected by my student, Ruth Fasoldt. Huldah H. Wendt says the 
Alder Creek story was general knowledge when she was a girl in 
that area. The tale of the furniture-moving ghost in Waterford 
was remembered by Mrs. Brouillette, an elderly lady of French- 
Canadian birth, long a resident of Waterford. A friend of Mary 
Studebaker, Mr. Wodin of Crescent, learned of the ghost there 
from his cousin who lived in the haunted house (Mr. W. wouldn't 
ordinarily have believed in ghosts but his cousin was a very reli- 
able fellow). It was Mary Ann Ditto's family that lived in the 
house in Port Byron soon after they arrived from Italy; she told 
Ruth Blake. Shirley Wurz heard of the Port Leyden ghost from 
Mrs. John O'Brien. There are literally scores of stories of ghostly 
lights; these have been chosen at random. Thelma Gertrude Bar- 
low's people have lived in and around Schenectady for genera- 
tions; her story of hidden money comes from her mother. The 
dismal tale from Waterford was told to Harold Weber, Jr., by 
his mother. 

"Four Months in a Haunted House" appeared in the Novem- 
ber, 1934, Harper's Magazine, but the author had described his 
experience to me before the artide was published. The New York 
Times carried an extended daily account of the Herrmanns' diffi- 
culties; an excellent summary with pictures was in Life, March 
10, 1958, entitled "House of Flying Objects." 

When Jane Heath worked in the American Locomotive Works 
in Schenectady she heard about the girls and the piano player 



NOTES AND SOURCES 1Q1 

from Mary Mele, who had heard it from her mother. The story 
of the blood spot was collected by Huldah Wendt from Mrs. 
Henry Powell. Mr. Herman Schreiber, -who gave his granddaugh- 
ter, Dorothea Silvernail, the charm for getting rid of ha'nts, was 
born near Leipzig, Germany; he came to this country about 1888 
and settled near Boston Corners, New York. Patricia Dunning 
heard about the wailing baby from her friend, Beth Harper, 
whose grandfather had heard the cries as he passed the lonely 
chimney. 

The tale of the widow of Sag Harbor comes to us from Lois 
Holstein, whose college friend, Eloise Worth, is a Sag Harbor 
native. The story of the happy crowd at Shelter Island was re- 
called by Mrs. Alfred Renshaw and told to Jean Adams in New- 
tonville. The story of the mother and child under the porch was 
told to Lorraine DeSeve by Lillian Carroll, an Albany secretary 
who summers in Vermont. Joan Quinn heard of the tale of the 
money behind the paintings from Mrs. P. McCormick of Troy. 
Barbara Updyke and Grace Shults, collecting as a team, got the 
story of the house where the murder was re-enacted from Mrs. 
Irene Lockwood of Warnerville, who heard the story from her 
mother and father. 

I have three versions of the house that wasn't there, all very 
similar, all located in the Albany-Troy area: I have used the ver- 
sion written out for me by Sunna Cooper, who did not take the 
folklore course but knew I was interested. Lorraine Malo has a 
version about an inn outside Albany, told to her by Julia Geno- 
vesi, a college student of Italian background. And out in Painted 
Post, Paul Penrose heard the tale from Clyde K. Cook, but in 
that version it concerned a back road near Troy. 

During the war many of my students married, and some of 
them, in doing their folklore field work, learned a good deal 
about their new parents-in-law and the traditions which were 
theirs. Jane Weir Damino was one of these girls, and it was from 
her father-in-law, Horace Damino, bora in Castiglione, Italy, 
that the account of his mother came. Another family tradition 



THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

came from Vincenzo Rossomondo, told to Fannie Verdiani of 
Syracuse. And the story of the coffin full of gold was told by Peter 
Marchetta to Jane Heath. 

Mrs. James Huntington first told me about Elizabeth Phelps, 
but I have also heard the tale since from the good doctor himself. 
There is a charming book by Dr. James Lincoln Huntington, 
with photographs by Samuel Chamberlain, called Forty Acres 
(New York, 1949). 

CHAPTER 4: Violence and Sudden Death 

Louis Neubauer first reminded me of the Cherry Hill ghost; 
for an account of the murder, see Trial of Jesse Strang for the 
Murder of John Whipple (Albany, 1827). F <>r the story of the 
Woman in White, see West Bank of the Hudson River: Albany 
to Tappan (Coxsackie, N.Y., 1906). Clarice Weeks, who was 
weaned on the local history of Greene County, found Sam Fris- 
bee, retired guide, in Athens, New York. 

The story of the spirit in the water came from Mrs. Rose Ma- 
lerba, Albany, who told it to Frances M. D'Antonino. Dorothea 
Silvernail heard about Red Halloran's car from a Millerton 
schoolboy, Richard Miller, who had heard it in New York City. 
Both Paul Penrose and Isabel Campbell collected the story of 
the two hunters from Henry A. Austin of St. Regis Falls. Miss 
Campbell's version spots the scene as near Jennings Mountain be- 
tween Saranac and Tupper Lake. That repulsive liver story came 
from Florence Garfall who was something of a character herself 
fifteen years ago-and she heard it from Mrs. Grace Velardi of 
Johnstown, who was born in Copasela, near Naples, Italy. 

According to Doris Shultes, Gordon Peattie of Beacon can take 
you to the tree where the Hughsonville ghost watches. For fact 
and fancy about Captain Kidd, see Willard Hallam Bonner's 
Pirate Laureate: The Life and Legends of Captain Kidd (New 
Brunswick, N.J., 1947). The GOD charm was collected by Al- 



NOTES AND SOURCES l g 

len Simmons from Miss Kathryn Slader of Jug City, near LeRoy; 
this treasure, by the way, was also protected by a man ten feet 
high-treasure's still there. There's a lot of Tory gold up in the 
Helderbergs near Berne, where Frank Hochstrasser, owner of 
White Sulphur Springs Park, told Ed Tompkins the charm for 
finding treasure. The Italian story of the little boy and the tat- 
tered fisherman was collected by Jane Heath from Mary Mele, 
whose mother was born in Italy and told it to her. "Mazzo Mao- 
riello" came from James Quini, now of Amsterdam, New York- 
born in Supino, in the province of Frosinone, Italy who told 
the story to his daughter, Victoria. The Trenton, New Jersey, 
ghost story was told to Margaret Seiffert by Mrs. S. N. Hanna, 
whose mother knew the woman who found the money. 

The Pine Plains rope story was collected by Lulu Kisselbrack 
from Horace Bowman, whose family history has long been in- 
tertwined with the doings of Pine Plains. One of the farmers at- 
tending the Katsbaan church told the story to the summer pas- 
tor, Reverend Donald Swarthout, who told Jane Waldbillig. The 
story from Saugerties about the attic with no lights is from Ei- 
leen Pierce, collected from Mary Emerick, who heard it from her 
grandmother, Mrs. Shultz of High Woods. Mrs. Edna Leona 
Jones Smith collected the story of the telephone-dialing spook 
from her sister, Katherme J. Kinney of Ilion. The fishing ghost 
of the Kuyahoora Valley was part of the local tradition when 
Henry W. Wicks was growing up in those parts. 

I first learned of the Pink House of Wellsville from a 1939 
Master's thesis at New York State College for Teachers by Mar- 
garet T. Flanagan, History and Folklore of Allegany County, 
written under the direction of Professor Harold W. Thompson. 
Then, my student Theodora Hoornbeck collected the story from 
Helena Higgins in nearby Hornell. The final story is from Pro- 
fessor Thompson's Folklore Archive at Cornell, collected by Mrs. 
Edward W. Wilson of Ithaca, who heard it from Mr. Ceil Osbeck 
of Wellsville. 



194 THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

CHAPTER 5: Haunted History 

The Indian chief of Conesus Lake was a favorite story of 
George Sackett, storekeeper of that area, who told Harold Ash- 
worth, not to mention hundreds of other summer customers. The 
Indian Lake story was collected by Edith and Helen Caldwell 
from Mrs. John S. Fish of Morrisonville, formerly a teacher at 
Indian Lake, whose husband descended from Chief Sabeal. "All 
the kids know the story of Hootin' Boys Hollow," according to 
Jean Hansen, who was a high-school sophomore fifteen years ago 
when she told it to Fred Beyer. Mrs. Ann Hamilton of Painted 
Post was ninety-three when she told Lucille Grants about the 
horse that appeared to her when she was nine. Lois Hampel Kra- 
mer was lucky enough to collect from Percy M. Van Epps, his- 
torian of Schenectady County, who told her about the "last of 
the Mohawks." Nick Wolsey and his revenge is taken from an ex- 
cellent Master's thesis written at New York State College for 
Teachers by Charles F. Wilde, Ghost Legends of the Hudson 
Valley (Albany, 1937). 

The Frenchmen's duel at Fort Niagara was a story collected by 
Jeannette Buyck from Mrs. Leslie Moore of Henrietta. My college 
roommate and gentle friend, Reverend Wheaton P. Webb, some- 
time chronicler of the country about Worcester (New York, of 
course), tells me he heard of Hansel of Warnerville from Grandma 
Mary Thurber. The ghosts of Fort Ontario were described by 
W. J. Goad in the Oswego Palladium-Times, February 28, 1941. 
The Fort Johnson material comes from Marguerite D. Bost- 
wick, who learned about the Wilson family and its experience 
there from Miss Annie E. Wilson, who was nearly a hundred 
years old and in the Home for Elderly Women in Amsterdam, 
New York. The hoax at Fort Johnson is reported by Jeptha R. 
Simms in History of Schoharie County and Border Wars of New 
York (Albany, 1845). 

The Horseman of Leeds deserves a careful bibliographical 
study which space does not permit here. So far as I know the 



NOTES AND SOURCES 1 95 

earliest published account was in Harpers New Monthly Maga- 
zine, Vol. LXVII, June to November, 1883; the next year it ap- 
peared in Beer's History of Greene County, and later in C. M. 
Skinner's delightful pioneering folklore collection, Myths and 
Legends of Our Land, Vol. I, No. 25, in Harold W. Thompson's 
Body, Boots and Britches (Philadelphia, 1940), and in Charles 
F. Wilde's Ghost Legends of the Hudson Valley. Louis C. Jones, 
in Spooks of the Valley, and scores of other writers of the Hudson 
Valley have told it, and the people continue to repeat it, adding 
their own favorite details. I have used a composite version made 
by Clarice Weeks who grew up with the story in her ears. Some- 
time I hope to do a scholarly study of the relationship of his- 
toric fact to folklore in this case. 

The tale of Asher Warner of Sodus Point was remembered by 
Mrs. Millie Pitcher of Sodus Point, the somewhat eccentric friend 
of Shirley Mills. Three students collected valiantly in the Lin- 
denwald area, round about Kinderhook. Elizabeth B. Colyer 
fruitfully interviewed Archie LeBrecht of Valatie, and Evelyn 
Patchin learned from John B. Pruyn, lawyer and businessman, 
stories about Lindenwald he had heard as a boy from Negro serv- 
ants. Word that Aaron Burr visits the orchard came from D. Pin- 
dar Jones, reported by Howard G. Bogart. 

Anita Mae Leone heard about Dr. Guthrie from a schoolmate, 
Janet Inglehart, who heard it from the family recently living in 
Dr. G.'s house. For a biographical sketch of Samuel Guthrie, 
M.D., see Cyclopedia of American Medical Biography by Howard 
A. Kelly (Philadelphia, 1913), Vol. I. Quite a fellow. Stories about 
ghosts along the Erie Canal came to Shirley Wurz from her uncle, 
James O'Brien, himself once a driver on the canal. The item 
about the murdered cook was told to Howard G. Bogart by 
George K. Foote, that of the murder victim in the wheelbarrow, 
to Mary Stengel by Elmer Hensel. 

Edgar Tompkins learned of Summons's slaves from Jesse Wood, 
leading senior citizen of Berne. Catherine Smith's uncle, Paul 



ig6 THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT 

Smith, an Oneonta lawyer, told her of the Emmons station on 
the Underground Railroad and its tragedy. 

Everybody in Salem has his own version of the Gray Man; 
three students brought in reports: Mary Frances Cook, Joan Si- 
vers, and Jeanne Arnold, now a crack reporter on the Albany 
Times Union. The Civil War ghost from New Jersey was part of 
a conversation that took place when Jeannette Buyck of Henri- 
etta met Mrs. Esther Sudovsky of Texas and New York City on a 
train trip. Mary Raymond Shipman Andrews's The White Satin 
Dress (New York City, 1930). The tale of Lincoln's funeral train 
was collected by Albert G. Tyler of Millerton from John W. Bur- 
gen of New York City, a conductor on the Harlem Division of the 
New York Central. 

I have two versions of the Captain Barton story: one from 
Ruth McCarthy and the one I have used, collected by Helen 
Walsh from her cousin, Mrs. James Monahan of Auburn. I am 
ashamed to say that I failed to note the name and address of the 
woman who told me about the seaweed. 

CHAPTER 6: The Ghostly Hitchhiker 

Those interested in the scholarly treatment of this theme will 
find three articles in California Folklore Quarterly (now Western 
Folklore Quarterly): Richard K. Beardsley and Rosalie Hankey, 
"The Vanishing Hitchhiker," Vol. I, No. 4, pp. 303-335; "A His- 
tory of the Vanishing Hitchhiker," Vol. II, No. i, pp. 13-26; 
Louis C. Jones, "Hitchhiking Ghosts of New York," Vol. Ill, No. 
4, pp. 284-292. My archive has seventy-five versions or related 
stories; other versions have appeared in innumerable newspaper 
stories, magazine articles, and collections. 

The story from Delmar was told to Catherine S. Martin of 
Selkirk by her mother; Mr. Rowe told the Milford version to his 
granddaughter, June Dixon. The story of Clarence Hoffman of 
Belfort comes from the mother of Geraldine Rubar, Mrs. Henry 
G. Rubar of Croghan. The tale of Red and his strange driver 



NOTES AND SOURCES 197 

was collected by Ruth Layne from Charles Van Buren of Albany. 
The Watertown version comes from Muriel Hughes, who col- 
lected it from Mrs. Mary MacDonald of Watertown. The couple 
who rode into Rochester were described by Dorothy Joyce Hall 
to my student Richard C. Smith. The story of the old lady from 
East Homer was reported by Edith Beard, who heard it from 
Mrs. Carrie Henry. Flo Garfall was told about the girl who has 
trouble crossing the bridge between Rome and Syracuse by Janet 
R. Smith. Ida Occhino of Endicott had heard about the boy who 
met the girl on the Albany-Schenectady Road and dated her, 
from a friend in Schenectady several years before she took the 
folklore course. The Italian story of the boy who sent a message 
home was collected by Jessie K. M. Malheiros from Frank Smith, 
also of Schenectady. The anecdote about the woman in Albany 
who heard about the job was collected by Frances Welch from 
Agnes Sullivan. The Mother Cabrini story told here was told to 
me by William Tucker of Kingston, and he heard it from his 
brother, Frank. This version of the dead man in the car is one of 
three brought in by Elizabeth Prouty, who heard it at a party in 
Elizabethtown. Elizabeth Dorman heard about the overcoat on 
the gravestone from Armida De Tommasi, at that time a clerk in 
the Watervliet arsenal and, finally, the story of the Brooklyn 
sweater girl was collected by Harriett Abrams from a New York 
City patrolman, Arthur Gustavson. 



Many of those who told these stories between 1940 and 1946 
must now be dead, and many of the girls who collected them 
have changed their names and moved away. I regret that I have 
been unable to take cognizance of these changes, but to each of 
the informants, living or dead, to each of the collectors, male or 
female, single or double, my warmest thanks. 



NOTE: All place names are New York State unless otherwise noted. 



Abercrombie, General James, 125- 
26 

Abrams, Harriet, 197 

ace of spades, 50 

Adams, Jean, 191 

Adirondacks, 94 

ages of ghosts, 16 

Albany, 6, 26, 27, 33, 36, 61, 76, 
87, 93, 151, 163, 169 176 

Albany-Saratoga Road, 30 

Albany-Schenectady Road, 173 

Alder Creek, 60 

Alsatian source, 26 

Altamont, 148 

Amsterdam, 105 

Andrews, Mary Raymond Ship- 
man, 151 

animals, ghosts of, 15 

Apparition of Mrs. Veal, The 
True Relation of the, 10 

Archive of New York Folklore, **, 
xii 

Armenian source, 166 

Arnold, Jeanne, 196 

Ashwoztb, Harold, 194 

Auburn, 155 

Austin family, 31 

Austin, Charles, 188 



Austin, Edna, 188 

Austin, Henry A., 59, 190, 192 

Ballinrobe, Ireland, 6 

Barlow, Thelma Gertrude, 190 

Barre, Italy, 91, 92 

Beard, Edith, 197 

bedclothes removed, 60, 61, 90 

Bedell, Ella, 188 

Beidle, Charles, 186 

Belfort, 168-69 

Berne, 148 

Beyer, Fred, 194 

Blake, Ruth, 190 

bloodstain, 69, 86, 139, 152-53 

Bogart, Howard G., 195 

Bostwick, Marguerite D., 194 

boundary stone, ghost guarding, 2* 

Bowman, Horace, 193 

Boyntonville, 12 

bridges, 172 

Brooklyn, 26, 27, 180 

Brouillette, Mrs., 190 

Bruce, Nevalyn C., 186 

Burgen, John W., 196 

burial, irregular, 41, 4*Ht3> 61, 68, 

fo, 73- 86* 89 
Burr, Aaron, 141 



199 



200 

Buyck, Jeannette, 194, 196 
Byrne, Maigaret, 187 

Cabrini, Mother, 177 

Caldwell, Edith, 194 

Caldwell, Helen, 194 

Callicoon, 51 

Campbell, Duncan, 125-26 

Campbell, Isabel, 192 

Cape Cod, 63 

Carmer, Carl, 162 

Carroll, Lillian, 191 

Casey, James* 189 

Castiglione, Italy, 78 

cat, ghost of, 15 

Cerf, Bennett, 159, 162 

chains, 39, 58 

charm 

to hold ghost, 41 
for protection from ghosts, 13 
for securing haunted treasure, 
103 

Chatham, 155 

Cherry Hill, 87-89 

Cherry Valley, 49, 123 

Chicago, Illinois, 93 

Chinese source, 166 

Civil War ghosts, 150-51 

Clancy, Mrs. James, 187 

ClayviUe,6i 

clergyman, viii, 6, 20, 25 ff., 29, 42, 

43*75 

Coad,W.J.,i94 
Cobleskill, 123 
Cohoes, 6, 16 
collecting folklore, xi 
Colletta, Mrs. Nina Precopia, 187 
Columbia County, 139-45 



INDEX 

Columbia University, 63 
Colyer, Elizabeth B., 195 
ConesusLake, 118 
Constableville, 69 
Cook, Clyde K., 191 
Cook, Mary Frances, 196 
Cooper, Sunna, 76, 191 
Cooper, James Fenimore, family 

of, viii 
Cooper, Judge James Fenimore, 

vtii 

Cooper, Richard, viii 
Cooper, Susan Fenimore, viii 
Cooperstown, vii f x, xii, 88 
Cork, Ireland, 8 
Cornell University, x, xi f 114 
Cornwall, England, 64 
corpse 

ghostly, 148 

living, 6 ff. 

mutilation of, 43, 97-98 
Cote, Mrs. Madeline, 189 
Cothren, Jane Ruth, 186 
Cottrell, Mr. and Mrs. Nathan, 186 
courtesy to the dead, 80 
cow, ghost of, 15, 137 
Grants, Lucille, 194 
Crescent, 60 
Crump, Claire, 190 
curfew, 79 

Damino family, 78 
Damino, Horace, 191 
Damino, Mrs. Jane Weir, 191 
D'Antonino, Frances M., 192 
Death Coach, 16 
death warnings, 46 
Defoe, Daniel, 9 



INDEX 



201 



Delmar, 167 

DerOhannesian, Paul, 166 
de Peyster, Mrs. Sue, 189 
DeSeve, Lorraine, 191 
De Tommasi, Armida, 197 
Devil, 167, 169 
Devil's Elbow, 172 
Dimock, Richard, 189 
Ditto, Mary Ann, 190 
Dixon, June, 196 
dog 

effect of ghost on, 39 

ghost of, 15, 137 
Donovan, Ruth, 187 
doors, windows, shades, shutters, 

59-60, 109-10 
Dorman, Elizabeth, 197 
Drew, Mrs. Walter J., 186 
Dumpling Hill, 13 
Dunning, Patricia, 191 

East Chatham, 30 
East Homer, 171 
East Schodack, 37 
East Schuyler, 10 
Eldredge, Mrs. Richard, 157 
Eliot, George, 89 
Emerick, Mary, 193 
Emmons, 148 
Erie Canal, 146 
European sources, 26, 104 

Fasoldt, Ruth, 190 
Ferber, Henry, 189 
Fish, Mrs. John S., 194 
Fitzpatrick, Marian, 187 
flames, supernatural, 54 
Flanagan, Margaret T., 193 



flying objects, 66-67. See also pol- 

tergeists. 
Folklore, Archive of New York, xi, 

xii 

Foote, George K., 195 
Ford, Herbert W., 187, 188 
Formicola, Italy, 29 
Fort Hunter, 167-68 
Fort Johnson, 132 
Fort Niagara, 128 
Fort Ontario, 130-31 
Fort Ticonderoga, 125-27 
Forty Acres, 81-84 
"Four Months in a Haunted 

House," 63 
French and Indian Wars, 99, 125- 

29 

Frisbee, Sam, 89, 192 
fingerprints, ghostly, 95 
furniture moved, 60 

Gagnon, Mrs. May, 187 
Garfall, Florence, 187, 192, 197 
Genovesi, Julia, 191 
German sources, 13, 70, 96 
Gero, Mrs. Frank, 187 
ghost 
activity of 
appearance at time of death, 



begging forgiveness, 22-23 
caring for children, 45, 60 
combing hair, 33-36 
completing unfinished busi- 

ness, 54 ff. 
dialing phone, 109 
directing completion of 

church, *5 



202 

ghost Continued 
activity of 
fishing, 1 10 
fixing roof, 10 
giving advice, 54 
guarding treasure. See treas- 
ure, haunted 
holding religious service, 27- 

29 

milking cow, 10, 13 
piloting plane, 155 
playing music, 68, 154 
praying, 10 
prophesying, 177-78 
protesting or punishing, 36- 

45 

re-creating past, 75 
re-enacting own death, 20-21 
resuming normal pursuits, 30- 

56 

saying mass, 26-29 
serving the living, 45-54 
warning of danger, 53 
character of, 15,55, 7 
form taken by, 6-16 
animal, 15, 45, 103 
corpse, 148 
giant, 101, 193 
light See light, ghost as 
"presence," 68 
intentions of, good, 17 
rescued from the dead, 36 
ghost lore 
attitude toward, i 
psychological bases, 4, 5 
Glenmont, 20 
Glens Falls, 26,27,48 



INDEX 

Golden Mountain, The: Chinese 
Tales Told in California, 166 

Goodell family, 48-49 

Good Gray Ghost, 150 

Goodwin, Dr. T. Campbell, ix 

Gordon, Hanford Lennox, 112-13 

Gould, Janet, 186 

Gray Lady, the, 48 

Greene County, 89, 123, 135-38 

Greenport, 119 

Gross, Shirley, 189 

grotesque ghost, 14, 146 

Groveside, 12 

guardian of haunted treasure, 105- 
06 

Gustavson, Arthur, 197 

Guthrie, Dr. Samuel, 145 

Guy Park, 132 

Hadley, Massachusetts, 81-83 
Hall, Dorothy Joyce, 197 
Hamilton, Mrs. Ann, 194 
Hamilton College, x 
Hamilton, Sally, 89, 91 
Hanna, Mrs. S. N., 193 
Hannan, Dennis, 188 
Hansen, Jean, 194 
Hardenberg Mansion, 60 
Harper, Beth, 191 
Harper's Magazine, 63 
Harris, Ira r 152 
Harris, Miss Clara, 152 
Hartz, Shirley, 189 
Harvard Club, 157 
haunted houses, 57-1 16 
haunted treasure. See treasure, 

haunted. 
Haverstraw, 45 



INDEX 

headless ghost, 52-53, 129, 130, 

159-44 

Heath, Jane, 190, 192, 193 
Helderberg Mountains, 69 
Henderson, William, 187 
Henry, Mrs. Carrie, 197 
Hensel, Elmer, 195 
Hermus, Mrs. T., 188, 190 
Herrmann family, 65-67 
Heymann, Leo, 189 
Higgins, Helena, 193 
Highland, 46 
hitchhiking ghost, 161-84 
Hitchhiking Hattie, 161-84 
Hochstrasser, Frank, 193 
Hook Mountain, 50 
Hoornbeck, Theodora, 193 
Hoosick Falls, 167 
Hootin' Boys Hollow, 119 
horse, ghost of, 15, 120-21, 137, 

144 

Horseman of Leeds, 135-38 
"House of Flying Objects," 190 
Hudson River, 89 
Hughes, Muriel, 197 
Hughsonville, 100 
Huntington, Dr. James Lincoln, 

81-84 
Huntington, Mrs. James Lincoln, 

192 

Hyde Hall, ix 
Hylind,Joan, 188 

inanimate objects, ghosts of, 15, 

i47 154 

Indian Lake, 118 
Indians, vut, 49, 64, 99, 1 17-25 
ghosts of, 13, 117-25 



203 

Inglehart, Janet, 195 
Inverawe, Scotland, 126 
Ireland, 6, 7 
Irish sources, 6, 16, 26, 33, 42, 44, 

187 

Irving, Washington, 12, 129, 139 
Italian sources, 15, 26, 29, 78, 80, 

91, 96, 104, 105-06, 175 

Jackson, Katherine Egord, 189 
Jackson, Mrs. Vera, 189 
"Jacobs, Harlan," 63-65, 190 
Jewish source, 29 
Johnson, Colonel Guy, 132 
Johnson, Mary, 89 
Johnson, Polly (Mrs. Guy), 132 
Johnson, Sir William, 128, 132 
Johnstown, 20 
Jones, Agnes Halsey, 96 
Jones, C. Edward, 2 
Jones, D. Pindar, 195 
Jones, Peter, 47 
Jones, Mrs. R. S., 187 
Jump, Sarah, 188 

Katsbaan, 108 

Keck, Sheldon, viii 

Kelley, Margaret, 6 

Kemmerer, Rosalind V., 188 

Kennedy family, 132 

Kenwood, 169 

Kidd, Captain William, 99-100 

Kinderhook, 139 ft 

Kingston, 177 

Kinney, Katherine J., 193 

Kisselbrack, Lulu, 193 

Kloss, Helen, 186 

Kramer, Mrs. Lois Hampel, 194 



2O4 

Kunz, Lorna, 188 
Kunz, Mrs. Walter, 188 
Kuyahoora Valley, 109 

Lake George, 125-27 

Lake Ontario, 30 

laying ghosts, 6, 13, 20, 44-45 59> 

61,69-70,71,86,93-94,139 
Layne, Ruth, 186, 187, 197 
LeBrecht, Archie, 195 
Lee, Jon, 166 
Leeds, 135-38, 194-95 
Lent, Mabel E. L., 189 
Leone, Anita Mae, 195 
LeRoy, 103 
Lewis County, 13 
Lewis, Lloyd, 154 
lifelike ghosts, 9-10, 161-84 
light, ghost as, 12, 48, 53, 61, 62, 

86, 108, 131, 137 
Lincoln, Abraham, 152-55 
Linden wald, 139-42 
Little, Doris, 186 
Little Falls, 148 

liver, removed from corpse, 97-98 
Lockwood, Mrs. Irene, 191 
Long Island, 71, 119-20, 145-46, 

178 
Lowvttle, 23 

McCarthy, Ruth, 196 
McCormick, Mrs. P., 191 
MacDonald, Mrs. Mary, 197 
McGinty, Mrs. Alice Bray, 188 
Malby, Isabel, 189 
Malerba, Mrs. Rose, 92, 192 
Malheiros, Mrs. Jessie K. M., 197 
Malo, Lorraine, 188, 191 



INDEX 

Maoriello, Mazzo, 105-06 

Marchetta, Peter, 192 

Mariaville, 22 

Martin, Catherine S., 187, 196 

Massachusetts, 22 

Matteawan State Hospital, 15 

Mele, Mary, 191, 193 

Middletown, 148 

Milford, 168 

Miller, Richard, 192 

Mills, Shirley, 195 

Monahan, Mrs. James, 196 

Montauk Point, 119-20 

Moodna Kill, 89 

Moordenerskill, 89 

Moore, Mrs. Leslie, 194 

moths, 64 

murder, 20, 59, 76, 86, 88, 91-92, 

94-95* 10 4* i*4 1*6 
Murderer's Creek, 89, 91 
Murphy, Anne, 189 
Murphy, Harry, 48 
Murphy, Isabel, 48, 189 
music, played by ghosts, 68, 154 
Myths After Lincoln , 154 

Negro ghost, 60, 142-45* 148-49 

Neubauer, Louis, 192 

Nevin, Mrs. Ruth Geiser, 187, 188 

Newburgh, 89 

New Hampshire, 31 

New Jersey, 151 

New Paltz, 46 

New York Central Railroad, 154- 

55 

New York City, 10, 93 

New York State College for Teach- 
ers, ix, 185-86 



INDEX 



New York State Historical Asso- 

ciation, xi, xii 
Niles, John Jacob, 156 
noises, ghostly, 58-59, 130, 141, 

145, 151. See also sounds made 

by ghosts 
Nyack, 50 

O'Beirne, James, 187 
O'Brien, Daniel, 187 
O'Brien, James, 195 
O'Brien, Mrs. John, 186, 190 
Occhino, Ida, 197 
octagon house, xii f 24 
odors, ghostly, 142-46 
Osbeck, Ceil, 193 
Oswego, 130-31 
Otsego County, 168 
Outhouse, Miss Cora, 186 

Palmatier, Margaret, 186, 187 
Pancake Hollow, 46 
Pang Yang, 46-47, 189 
Parker, John, 186 
Parkman, Francis, 135 
Patchin, Evelyn, 195 
"Pauline," 112-13 
Peattie, Gordon, 192 
peddlers, 12, 86 
Penn Yan, 47 
Penrose, Paul, 191, 192 
Petersen, Pauline L., 188 
Pettit, Mrs. E., 187 
Phelps, Elizabeth Porter, 81-^83 
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 129 
photograph of ghost, 37, 134 

identification by, 174 ff. 
Pierce, Eileen, 193 



Piercefield Hill, 59 

Pine Plains, 108, 130 

Pink House, 112-16 

Pitcher, Mrs. Millie, 195 

Pittstown, 14 

Polish sources, 32, 41, 43, 54 

poltergeists, 63, 67, 68, 78 

Pomeroy, Ann Cooper, iriii 

Port Byron, 61 

PortLeyden, 61 

Porter-Phelps-Huntington family, 

81-83 

Poughkeepsie, 14 
Powell, Mrs. Henry, 191 
prophesying ghost, 177-78 
Prouty, Elizabeth, 197 
Pruyn, John B., 195 
Public Universal Friend, 47, 189 

Quini, James, 193 
Quinn, Joan, 191 
Quinn, Mrs. John J., 187 

railroad ghosts, 52, 154-55 
Rathbone, Major Henry Reed, 



Redington, Mrs. Mary, 186 
Renado, Mrs. Angelina Precopia, 

187 

Renshaw, Mrs. Alfred, 191 

Rensselaer, 45 

Rensselaer County, 89 

return, causes of ghostly, 18, 19-55 

Revolution, American, 13, 49, 99, 

130-38 

Rochester, 171 
Rome, Italy, 106 
Rome swamp, 146 



206 

Roscommon, Ireland, 7 
Rossomondo, Teresa, 79 
Rossomondo, Vincenzo, 192 
Rowe, James, 168, 196 
Rubar, Geraldine, 187, 196 
Rubar, Mrs. Henry, 196 
Russia, 64 
Russian source, 45 
Rye, 58 

Sabeal, 118 

Sackets Harbor, 145-46 

Sackett, George, 194 

Sag Harbor, 71,1 19-20 

St. Regis Falls, 94 

Salem, 150 

Salisbury, William, 135-38 

Sandburg, Carl, x, 154 

Saugerties, 108 

Schaff, Albert, 186 

Schenectady, 32, 61, 68, 104, 1*1, 

'79 

Schenevus Valley, 129 
Schoharie, 21 
Schreiber, Herman, 191 
Scopes, Frank, 87, 88 
Scottish source, 125-27 
Seaford, 65-67 
Seiffert, Margaret, 193 
Serafin, Father Eugene, 187 
Servatius, Lauretta, 188 
Severn, Boyd R., 189 
shades (window). See doors, 
ihadow, absence of, 50 
shedim, 167 
Shelter Island, 7 1 
Shenandoah and Susquehanna 

Railroad, 147 



INDEX 

Sherwood, Warren George, 46-47, 

189 

Shohan, Abraham, 188 
Shultes, Doris, 192 
Shults, Grace, 191 
shutters. See doors. 
Sidebotham, Stephen H., 186 
Silvernail, Dorothea, 191, 192 
Simmons, Allen, 192-93 
Sivers, Joan, 196 
Slader, Kathryn, 193 
slavery, 148-49 
Smith, Catherine, 195 
Smith, Mrs. Edna Leona Jones, 

193 

Smith, Janet R., 197 

Smith, Paul, 195-96 

Smith, Richard C., 197 

Smithling, Genevieve, 186, 187 

Smorgon, Poland, 29 

Sodus, 70 

Sodus Bay, 30 

Sodus Point, 138 

sounds made by ghosts, 14, 31, 38, 
68, 80, 82, 86, 108-10, 123, 
154. See also noises, ghostly 

South Troy, 73-74 

Southern Tier, 120, 172 

Spanish-American War, 158 

Spiegletown, 76 

Stengel, Mary, 195 

Steuben County, 75 

Stevenson, Robert Louis, 125 

Stewart, Dorothy, 187 

Strang, Jesse, 87, 88 

Straub, Mrs. Joseph, 189 

Straub, Mary, 189 

Strecker, Ed, 188 



INDEX 

Studebaker, Mary, 190 
Sudovsky, Mrs. Esther, 196 
suicide, 20, 43, 107-16, 130 
Sullivan, Agnes, 197 
Susquehanna River, vii, 149 
Swarthout, Reverend Donald, 193 
Sweeney, Miss Catherine, 187, 188 

taboo 

against speaking, 104, 143-44 
against touching ghost, 35 
Ten Broeck, Mrs. William, 187 
Thompson, Professor Harold W., 

x,xi, 114, 139 

Thurber, Grandma Mary, 129, 194 
Ticonderoga, 125-27 
Tierney, Miss Kathryn, 150 
Titterington, Constance T., 188- 

9 

Toledo, Canada, 27 
Tolley, Chuck, 52-54, 189 
Tompkins, Edgar, 193, 195 
Tories, 99 

Tozzi, Detective Joseph, 66-67 
train, ghost, 154-55 
treasure, haunted, 13, 70, 80-81, 

99-107, 143-44 
Trenton, New Jersey, 106-07 
Troy, 16, 76 
Tucker, Frank, 197 
Tucker, William, 197 
Turkey, 166 
Tyler, Albert G., 196 

Underground Railroad, 149 
unfinished business, ghosts' com- 
pletion of, 2 130 
unseen presence, 82-83 



207 

Updyke, Barbara, 191 

Upjohn, Richard, 140 

Van Alen house, 139 

Van Buren, Charles, 197 

Van Buren, Martin, 139-43 

Van Epps, Percy M., 194 

Van Ness, Judge William Peter, 

140 

Van Rensselaer family, 20, 87, 88 
Veeder, Colonel Volkert, 132 
Velardi, Mrs. Grace, 192 
vengeance, 126 
Verch, Marjorie, 187 
Verdiani, Fannie, 192 
Vermont, 73 
violence and sudden death, 16, 85- 

"6, 137, 171 

Wagner, Eleanor, 187 

wakes, 6, 8 

Waldbillig, Jane, 193 

Walsh, Helen, 196 

Walton, xii f 23-24 

Warner, Asher, 138-39 

Warnerville, 129 

War of 1812, 138-39 

Washington County, 150 

Watch Hill, 13 

Waterford, 60, 62 

Watertown, 170 

water urn, entering of spirit into, 



Watervliet, 13 

Webb, Reverend Wheaton P., 129, 

194 

Weber, Harold, Jr., 190 
Weeks, Clarice, 89, 192, 195 
Welch, Frances, 189, 197 



208 

Welch, Louise C., 187, 188, 190 

Welch, Michael, 42, 189 

Wellsville, 26, 112-16 

Wendt, Huldah, igo, 191 

Westchester County, 38 

Westmoreland, 36 

Whipple, John, 87, 88 

white figure, 51, 172 

"White Satin Dress, The/' 151 

Wicks, Henry W., 193 

Wilkes, Louella, 187 

Wilkinson, Jemima, 46, 47-48, 189 

Wilson, Miss Annie E., 194 

Wilson, Mrs. Edward W., 114, 193 

windows. See doors. 



INDEX 

witchcraft, 68 

Witthoft, John, 3, 188 

Wodin, Mr., 190 

Wolsey, Nick, 123 

Wood, Jesse, 195 

Woollcott, Alexander, 158-59, 162 

World War I, 20, 158 

World War II, 155-60, 178 

Worth, Eloise, 191 

Wurz, Bean Shirley, 186, 190, 195 

Yorktown Heights, 13 
Zielinski, Felicia, 188, 189, 190