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THIS  MISERY  OF  BOOTS 


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This  Misery  of  Boots.  By 
H.  G  Wells.  Reprinted  with 
alterations  from  me  Indepen- 
dent Review,  December  1905 


London :  The  Fabian  Society 
3  Clement's  Inn,  Strand, w.c. 
1907. 


BOOKS  BY  H.  G.  WELLS 
of  interest  to  enquirers  into  Socialism. 

A  MODERN  UTOPIA  (3/6),  a  vision  of  the  world  under 
Socialism. 

ANTICIPATIONS  (3/6;  or  6d.),  an  attempt  to  forecast 
the  course  of  things  in  the  Twentieth  Century,  an  an- 
alysis of  contemporary  tendencies. 

MANKIND  IN  THE  MAKING  (3/6;  or  6d.),  a  book 
on  Education  in  the  widest  sense. 

THE  FUTURE  IN  AMERICA  (ro/6),  a  descriptive 
study  of  the  situation  in  America,  with  especial  reference 
to  the  drift  towards  Socialism. 

[All  the  above  are  published  by  CHAPMAN  &  HALL.] 

SOCIALISM  AND  THE  FAMILY  (6d.). 

[Published  by  A.  C.  FiFlELD,  44  Fleet  Street.] 

THE  FOOD  OF  THE  GODS  (3/6),  a  fantastic  alle- 
gory of  the  conflict  between  the  gigantic  constructive 
ideas  of  Science  and  the  pettiness  of  individualism. 

IN  THE  DAYS  OF  THE  COMET  (6,'-),  a  romantic 
love  story,  giving  a  picturesque  contrast  between  the 
disorders  of  our  present  state  and  the  free  beauty  of  an 
ideal  world. 

WHEN  THE  SLEEPER  WAKES  (3/6). 

KIPPS  (3/6).    LOVE  AND  MR.  LEWISHAM  (3/6). 

TALES  OF  SPACE  AND  TIME  (3/6). 

[These  latter  are  published  by  MACMILLAN  &  Co.] 


THIS  MISERY  OF  BOOTS 


I.    THE  WORLD  AS  BOOTS 
AND  SUPERSTRUCTURE 

"TT  does  not  do,"  said  a  friend  of  mine, 
A  "to  think  about  boots."  For  my 
own  part,  I  have  always  been  particu- 
larly inclined  to  look  at  boots,  and  think 
about  them.  I  have  an  odd  idea  that 
most  general  questions  can  be  expres- 
sed in  terms  of  foot-wear — which  is 
perhaps  why  cobblers  are  often  such 
philosophical  men.  Accident,  it  may 
be,  gave  me  this  persuasion.  A  very 
considerable  part  of  my  childhood  was 
spent  in  an  underground  kitchen ;  the 
window  opened  upon  a  bricked-in  space, 
surmounted  by  a  grating  before  my 
father's  shop  window.  So  that,  when 
I  looked  out  of  the  window,  instead  of 
seeing — as  children  of  a  higher  upbring- 
ing would  do — the  heads  and  bodies  of 
people,  I  saw  their  under  side.  I  got 
acquainted  indeed  with  all  sorts  of  so- 


6  Ubis 

cial  types  as  boots  simply,  indeed,  as 
the  soles  of  boots;  and  only  subse- 
quently, and  with  care,  have  I  fitted 
heads,  bodies,  and  legs  to  these  pedi- 
ments. 

There  would  come  boots  and  shoes 
(no  doubt  holding  people)  to  stare  at 
the  shop,  finicking,  neat  little  women's 
boots,  good  sorts  and  bad  sorts,  fresh 
and  new,  worn  crooked  in  the  tread, 
patched  or  needing  patching ;  men's 
boots,  clumsy  and  fine,  rubber  shoes, 
tennis  shoes,  goloshes.  Brown  shoes  I 
never  beheld — it  was  before  that  time; 
but  I  have  seen  pattens.  Boots  used 
to  come  and  commune  at  the  window, 
duets  that  marked  their  emotional  de- 
velopment by  a  restlessness  or  a  kick. 
.  .  But  anyhow,  that  explains  my  pre- 
occupation with  boots. 

But  my  friend  did  not  think  it  did,  to 
think  about  boots. 

My  friend  was  a  realistic  novelist,  and 
a  man  from  whom  hope  had  departed. 
I  cannot  tell  you  how  hope  had  gone  out 
of  his  life;  some  subtle  disease  of^the 
soul  had  robbed  him  at  last  of  any  en- 
terprise, or  belief  in  coming  things;  and 


Ot 

he  was  trying  to  live  the  few  declining 
years  that  lay  before  him  in  a  sort  of 
bookish  comfort,  among  surroundings 
that  seemed  peaceful  and  beautiful,  by 
not  thinking  of  things  that  were  painful 
and  cruel.  And  we  met  a  tramp  who 
limped  along  the  lane. 

"Chafed  heel,"  I  said,  when  we  had 
parted  from  him  again ;  "and  on  these 
pebbly  byways  no  man  goes  barefooted. ' ' 
My  friend  winced ;  and  a  little  silence 
came  between  us.  We  were  both  re- 
calling things ;  and  then  for  a  time,  when 
we  began  to  talk  again,  until  he  would 
have  no  more  of  it,  we  rehearsed  the 
miseries  of  boots. 

We  agreed  that  to  a  very  great  ma- 
jority of  people  in  this  country  boots  are 
constantly  a  source  of  distress,  giving 
pain  and  discomfort,  causing  trouble, 
causing  anxiety.  We  tried  to  present 
the  thing  in  a  concrete  form  to  our  own 
minds  by  hazardous  statistical  inven- 
tions. "  At  the  present  moment,"  said 
I,  "one  person  in  ten  in  these  islands  is 
in  discomfort  through  boots." 

My  friend  thought  it  was  nearer  one 
in  five. 


8  Ubis 

"  In  the  life  of  a  poor  man  or  a  poor 
man's  wife,  and  still  more  in  the  lives  of 
their  children,  this  misery  of  the  boot 
occurs  and  recurs — every  year  so  many 
days." 

We  made  a  sort  of  classification  of 
these  troubles. 

There  is  the  TROUBLE  OF  THE  NEW 
BOOT. 

(i)  They  are  made  of  some  bad,  un- 
ventilated  material;  and  "draw  the 
feet,"  as  people  say. 

(ii)  They  do  not  fit  exactly.  Most 
people  have  to  buy  ready-made  boots ; 
they  cannot  afford  others,  and,  in  the 
submissive  philosophy  of  poverty,  they 
wear  them  to  "get  used"  to  them.  This 
gives  you  the  little-toe  pinch,  the  big-toe 
pinch,  the  squeeze  and  swelling  across 
the  foot ;  and,  as  a  sort  of  chronic  de- 
velopment of  these  pressures,  come 
corns  and  all  the  misery  of  corns.  Chil- 
dren's feet  get  distorted  for  good  by  this 
method  of  fitting  the  human  being  to  the 
thing ;  and  a  vast  number  of  people  in 
the  world  are,  as  a  consequence  of  this, 
ashamed  to  appear  barefooted.  (I  used 
to  press  people  who  came  to  see  me  in 


Of  BOOtS  9 

warm  pleasant  weather  to  play  Badmin- 
ton barefooted  on  the  grass — a  delight- 
ful thing  to  do — until  I  found  out  that 
many  were  embarrassed  at  the  thought 
of  displaying  twisted  toes  and  corns, 
and  such-like  disfigurements.) 

(iii)  The  third  trouble  of  new  boots  is 
this :  they  are  unseasoned  and  in  bad 
condition,  and  so  they  squeak  and  make 
themselves  an  insulting  commentary  on 
one's  ways. 

But  these  are  but  trifling  troubles  to 
what  arises  as  the  boots  get  into  wear. 
Then  it  is  the  pinch  comes  in  earnest. 
Of  these  TROUBLES  OF  THE  WORN  BOOT, 
I  and  my  friend,  before  he  desisted, 
reckoned  up  three  principal  classes. 

(i)  There  are  the  various  sorts  of 
chafe.  Worst  of  the  chafes  is  certainly 
the  heel  chafe,  when  something  goes 
wrong  with  the  upright  support  at  the 
heel.  This,  as  a  boy,  I  have  had  to  en- 
dure for  days  together ;  because  there 
were  no  other  boots  for  me.  Then  there 
is  the  chafe  that  comes  when  that  inner 
lining  of  the  boot  rucks  up — very  like 
the  chafe  it  is  that  poor  people  are  al- 
ways getting  from  over -darned  and 


io  Ubfs 

hastily-darned  socks.  And  then  there 
is  the  chafe  that  comes  from  ready-made 
boots  one  has  got  a  trifle  too  large  or 
long,  in  order  to  avoid  the  pinch  and 
corns.  After  a  little  while,  there  comes 
a  transverse  crease  across  the  loose- 
fitting  forepart;  and,  when  the  boot 
stiffens  from  wet  or  any  cause,  it  chafes 
across  the  base  of  the  toes.  They  have 
you  all  ways.  And  I  have  a  very  lively 
recollection  too  of  the  chafe  of  the  knots 
one  made  to  mend  broken  laces — one 
cannot  be  always  buying  new  laces,  and 
the  knots  used  to  work  inward.  And 
then  the  chafe  of  the  crumpled  tongue, 
(ii)  Then  there  are  the  miseries  that 
come  from  the  wear  of  the  sole.  There 
is  the  rick  of  ankle  because  the  heel  has 
gone  over,  and  the  sense  of  insecurity ; 
and  there  is  the  miserable  sense  of  not 
looking  well  from  behind  that  many 
people  must  feel.  It  is  almost  always 
painful  to  me  to  walk  behind  girls  who 
work  out,  and  go  to  and  fro,  consuming 
much  foot-wear,  for  this  very  reason, 
that  their  heels  seem  always  to  wear 
askew.  Girls  ought  always  to  be  so 
beautiful,  most  girls  could  be  so  beauti- 


Of  J500t0  " 

ful,  that  to  see  their  poor  feet  askew, 
the  grace  of  their  walk  gone,  a  sort  of 
spinal  curvature  induced,  makes  me 
wretched,  and  angry  with  a  world  that 
treats  them  so.  And  then  there  is  the 
working  through  of  nails,  nails  in  the 
shoe.  One  limps  on  manfully  in  the 
hope  presently  of  a  quiet  moment  and 
a  quiet  corner  in  which  one  may  hammer 
the  thing  down  again.  Thirdly,  under 
this  heading  I  recall  the  flapping  sole. 
My  boots  always  came  to  that  stage  at 
last;  I  wore  the  toes  out  first,  and  then 
the  sole  split  from  before  backwards. 
As  one  walked  it  began  catching  the 
ground.  One  made  fantastic  paces  to 
prevent  it  happening ;  one  was  dread- 
fully ashamed.  At  last  one  was  forced 
to  sit  by  the  wayside  frankly,  and  cut 
the  flap  away. 

(iii)  Our  third  class  of  miseries  we 
made  of  splitting  and  leaks.  These  are 
for  the  most  part  mental  miseries,  the 
feeling  of  shabbiness  as  one  sees  the 
ugly  yawn,  for  example,  between  toe  cap 
and  the  main  upper  of  the  boot;  but 
they  involve  also  chills,  colds,  and  a  long 
string  of  disagreeable  consequences. 


12  Ubis 

And  we  spoke  too  of  the  misery  of  sit- 
ting down  to  work  (as  multitudes  of 
London  school  children  do  every  wet 
morning)  in  boots  with  soles  worn  thin 
or  into  actual  holes,  that  have  got  wet 
and  chilling  on  the  way  to  the  work- 
place .  .  . 

From  these  instances  my  mind  ran 
on  to  others.  I  made  a  discovery.  I 
had  always  despised  the  common  run  of 
poor  Londoners  for  not  spending  their 
Sundays  and  holidays  in  sturdy  walks, 
the  very  best  of  exercises.  I  had  allowed 
myself  to  say  when  I  found  myself  one 
summer  day  at  Margate:  "What  a  soft 
lot  all  these  young  people  must  be  who 
loaf  about  the  band-stand  here,  when 
they  might  be  tramping  over  the  Kentish 
hills  inland !  "  But  now  I  repented  me 
of  that.  Long  tramps  indeed  !  Their 
boots  would  have  hurt  them.  Their 
boots  would  not  stand  it.  I  saw  it  all. 

And  now  my  discourse  was  fairly 
under  way.  "  Expede  Herculem"  I  said ; 
"these  miseries  of  boots  are  no  more 
than  a  sample.  The  clothes  people  wear 
are  no  better  than  their  boots ;  and  the 
houses  they  live  in  far  worse.  And  think 


Of  BOOtB  '3 

of  the  shoddy  garment  of  ideas  and  mis- 
conceptions and  partial  statements  into 
which  their  poor  minds  have  been 
jammed  by  way  of  education  !  Think 
of  the  way  that  pinches  and  chafes  them ! 
If  one  expanded  the  miseries  of  these 
things  .  .  .  Think,  for  example,  of  the 
results  of  poor,  bad,  unwise  food,  of 
badly-managed  eyes  and  ears  and  teeth ! 
Think  of  the  quantity  of  toothache." 

"  I  tell  you,  it  does  not  do  to  think  of 
such  things  !  "  cried  my  friend,  in  a  sort 
of  anguish  ;  and  would  have  no  more  of 
it  at  any  price  .  .  . 

And  yet  in  his  time  he  had  written 
books  full  of  these  very  matters,  before 
despair  overtook  him. 


II.    PEOPLE  WHOSE  BOOTS  DON'T 

HURT  THEM 

Well,  I  did  not  talk  merely  to  torment 
him ;  nor  have  I  written  this  merely  to 
torment  you.  You  see  I  have  a  per- 
sistent persuasion  that  all  these  miseries 


14  Ubis 

are  preventible  miseries,  which  it  lies 
in  the  power  of  men  to  cure. 

Everybody  does  not  suffer  misery 
from  boots. 

One  person  I  know,  another  friend  of 
mine,  who  can  testify  to  that ;  who  has 
tasted  all  the  miseries  of  boots,  and  who 
now  goes  about  the  world  free  of  them, 
but  not  altogether  forgetful  of  them. 
A  stroke  of  luck,  aided  perhaps  by  a 
certain  alacrity  on  his  own  part,  lifted 
him  out  of  the  class  in  which  one  buys 
one's  boots  and  clothes  out  of  what  is 
left  over  from  a  pound  a  week,  into  the 
class  in  which  one  spends  seventy  or 
eighty  pounds  a  year  on  clothing.  Some- 
times he  buys  shoes  and  boots  at  very 
good  shops;  sometimes  he  has  them 
made  for  him ;  he  has  them  stored  in  a 
proper  cupboard,  and  great  care  is  taken 
of  them ;  and  so  his  boots  and  shoes  and 
slippers  never  chafe,  never  pinch,  never 
squeak,  never  hurt  nor  worry  him,  never 
bother  him ;  and,  when  he  sticks  out  his 
toes  before  the  fire,  they  do  not  remind 
him  that  he  is  a  shabby  and  contemptible 
wretch,  living  meanly  on  the  dust  heaps 
of  the  world.  You  might  think  from 


of  Boots  is 

this  he  had  every  reason  to  congratulate 
himself  and  be  happy,  seeing  that  he  has 
had  good  follow  after  evil ;  but,  such  is 
the  oddness  of  the  human  heart,  he  isn't 
contented  at  all.  The  thought  of  the  mul- 
titudes so  much  worse  off  than  himself 
in  this  matter  of  foot-wear,  gives  him 
no  sort  of  satisfaction.  Their  boots 
pinch  him  vicariously.  The  black  rage 
with  the  scheme  of  things  that  once  he 
felt  through  suffering  in  his  own  person 
in  the  days  when  he  limped  shabbily 
through  gaily  busy,  fashionable  London 
streets,  in  split  boots  that  *? 


okir^do,     11*     u^"  .- 

feels  now  just  as  badly  as  he  goes  about 
the  world  very  comfortably  himselt,  but 
-among  people  whom  he  knows  with  a 
pitiless  clearness  to  be  almost  intoler- 
ably uncomfortable.     He  has  no  opti- 
mistic illusion  that  things  are  all  right 
with  them.    Stupid  people  who  have  al- 
ways been  well  off,  who  have  always  had 
boots  that  fit,  may  think  that ;  but  not 
so,  he.     In  one  respect  the  thought  of 
boots  makes  him  even  more  viciously 
angry  now,  than  it  used  to  do.     In  th« 
old  days  he  was  savage  with  his  luck, 
but  hopelessly  savage ;  he  thought  that 


bad  boots,  ugly  uncomfortable  clothes, 
rotten  houses,  were  in  the  very  nature 
of  things.     Now,  when  he  sees  a  child 
sniffing  and  blubbering  and  halting  upon 
the  pavement,  or  an  old  country-woman 
going  painfully  along  a  lane,  he  no  longer 
recognises  the  Pinch  of  Destiny      His 
rage  is  lit  by  the  thought,  that  there  are 
tools  in  this  world  who  ought  to  have 
foreseen  and  prevented  this.     He  no 
longer  curses  fate,  but  the  dulness  of 
statesmen    and   powerful    responsible 
people  who  have  neither  the  heart  nor 

the  badness  of'hTs  clMepIe'  from 


con  , 

being  shabby  ™t         SLshame  from 
stategof  Se^V™1"  f^e  ;  neglected 


of  Boots  17 

beyond  the  unaided  power  of  a  poor 
overworked  man  to  remedy.  And  now 
all  these  disagreeable  things  have  gone 
out  of  his  life ;  he  has  consulted  dentists 
and  physicians,  he  has  hardly  any  dull 
days  from  colds,  no  pain  from  toothache 
at  all,  no  gloom  of  indigestion.  .  .  . 

I  will  not  go  on  with  the  tale  of  good 
fortune  of  this  lucky  person.  My  pur- 
pose is  served  if  I  have  shown  that  this 
misery  of  boots  is  not  an  unavoidable 
curse  upon  mankind.  If  one  man  can 
evade  it,  others  can.  By  good  manage- 
ment it  may  be  altogether  escaped.  If 
you,  or  what  is  more  important  to  most 
human  beings,  if  any  people  dear  to  you, 
suffer  from  painful  or  disfiguring  boots 
or  shoes,  and  you  can  do  no  better  for 
them,  it  is  simply  because  you  are  get- 
ting the  worse  side  of  an  ill-managed 
world.  It  is  not  the  universal  lot. 

And  what  I  say  of  boots  is  true  of  all 
the  other  minor  things  of  life.  If  your 
wife  catches  a  bad  cold  because  her 
boots  are  too  thin  for  the  time  of  the 
year,  or  dislikes  going  out  because  she 
cuts  a  shabby  ugly  figure,  if  your  chil- 
dren look  painfully  nasty  because  their 


1 8  Ubis 

faces  are  swollen  with  toothache,  or  be- 
cause their  clothes  are  dirty,  old,  and 
ill-fitting,  if  you  are  all  dull  and  disposed 
to  be  cross  with  one  another  for  want 
of  decent  amusement  and  change  of  air 
— don't  submit,  don't  be  humbugged  for 
a  moment  into  believing  that  this  is  the 
dingy  lot  of  all  mankind.  Those  people 
you  love  are  living  in  a  badly-managed 
world  and  on  the  wrong  side  of  it;  and 
such  wretchednesses  are  the  daily  de- 
monstration of  that. 

Don't  say  for  a  moment :  "  Such  is 
life."  Don't  think  their  miseries  are 
part  of  some  primordial  curse  there  is 
no  escaping.  The  disproof  of  that  is 
for  any  one  to  see.  There  are  people, 
people  no  more  deserving  than  others, 
who  suffer  from  none  of  these  things. 
You  may  feel  you  merit  no  better  than 
to  live  so  poorly  and  badly  that  your 
boots  are  always  hurting  you ;  but  do 
the  little  children,  the  girls,  the  mass  of 
decent  hard-up  people,  deserve  no  better 
fate  ? 


ot  Boots  19 

III.  AT  THIS  POINT  A  DISPUTE 

ARISES 

Now  let  us  imagine  some  one  who  will 
dispute  what  I  am  saying.  I  do  not  sup- 
pose any  one  will  dispute  my  argument 
that  a  large  part  of  the  misery  of  civi- 
lised life — I  do  not  say  "  all "  but  only 
a  "  large  part  " — arises  out  of  the  net- 
work of  squalid  insufficiencies  of  which 
I  have  taken  this  misery  of  boots  as  the 
simplest  example.  But  I  do  believe 
quite  a  lot  of  people  will  be  prepared  to 
deny  that  such  miseries  can  be  avoided. 
They  will  say  that  every  one  cannot  have 
the  best  of  things,  that  of  all  sorts  of 
good  things,  including  good  leather  and 
cobbling,  there  is  not  enough  to  go 
round,  that  lower-class  people  ought  not 
to  mind  being  shabby  and  uncomfort- 
able, that  they  ought  to  be  very  glad  to 
be  able  to  live  at  all,  considering  what 
they  are,  and  that  it  is  no  good  stirring 
up  discontent  about  things  that  cannot 
be  altered  or  improved. 

Such  arguments  are  not  to  be  swept 
aside  with  a  wave  of  the  hand.  -  It  is 
perfectly  true  that  every  one  cannot 


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have  the  best  of  things  ;  and  it  is  in  the 
nature  of  things  that  some  boots  should 
be  better  and  some  worse.  To  some 
people,  either  by  sheer  good  luck,  or 
through  the  strength  of  their  determi- 
nation to  have  them,  the  exquisitely 
good  boots,  those  of  the  finest  leather 
and  the  most  artistic  cut,  will  fall.  I 
have  never  denied  that.  N  obody  dreams 
of  a  time  when  every  one  will  have  ex- 
actly as  good  boots  as  every  one  else  ; 
I  am  not  preaching  any  such  childish 
and  impossible  equality.  But  it  is  a  long 
way  from  recognising  that  there  must 
be  a  certain  picturesque  and  interest- 
ing variety  in  this  matter  of  foot-wear, 
to  the  admission  that  a  large  majority 
of  people  can  never  hope  for  more  than 
to  be  shod  in  a  manner  that  is  frequently 
painful,  uncomfortable,  unhealthy,  or 
unsightly.  That  admission  I  absolutely 
refuse  to  make.  There  is  enough  good 
leather  in  the  world  to  make  good 
sightly  boots  and  shoes  for  all  who  need 
them,  enough  men  at  leisure  and  enough 
power  and  machinery  to  do  all  the  work 
required,  enough  unemployed  intelli- 
gence to  organise  the  shoemaking  and 


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shoe  distribution  for  everybody.  What 
stands  in  the  way  ? 

Let  us  put  that  question  in  a  rather 
different  form.  Here  on  the  one  hand 
—you  can  see  for  yourself  in  any  un- 
fashionable part  of  Great  Britain — are 
people  badly,  uncomfortably,  painfully 
shod,  in  old  boots,  rotten  boots,  sham 
boots ;  and  on  the  other  great  stretches 
of  land  in  the  world,  with  unlimited 
possibilities  of  cattle  and  leather  and 
great  numbers  of  people,  who,  either 
through  wealth  or  trade  disorder,  are 
doing  no  work.  And  our  question  is  : 
"Why  cannot  the  latter  set  to  work 
and  make  and  distribute  boots  ?  " 

Imagine  yourself  trying  to  organise 
something  of  this  kind  of  Free  Booting 
expedition ;  and  consider  the  difficulties 
you  would  meet  with.  You  would  begin 
by  looking  for  a  lot  of  leather.  Imagine 
yourself  setting  off  to  South  America, 
for  example,  to  get  leather;  beginning 
at  the  very  beginning  by  setting  to  work 
to  kill*  and  flay  a  herd  of  cattle.  You 
find  at  once  you  are  interrupted.  Along 
comes  your  first  obstacle  in  the  shape 
of  a  man  who  tells  you  the  cattle  and 


22  Ubfs 

the  leather  belong  to  him.  You  explain 
that  the  leather  is  wanted  for  people 
who  have  no  decent  boots  in  England. 
He  says  he  does  not  care  a  rap  what 
you  want  it  for;  before  you  may  take 
it  from  him  you  have  to  buy  him  off;  it 
is  his  private  property,  this  leather,  and 
the  herd  and  the  land  over  which  the 
herd  ranges.  You  ask  him  how  much 
he  wants  for  his  leather;  and  he  tells 
you  frankly,  just  as  much  as  he  can  in- 
duce you  to  give. 

If  he  chanced  to  be  a  person  of  ex- 
ceptional sweetness  of  disposition,  you 
might  perhaps  argue  with  him.  You 
might  point  out  to  him  that  this  pro- 
ject of  giving  people  splendid  boots  was 
a  fine  one  that  would  put  an  end  to  much 
human  misery.  He  might  even  sympa- 
thise with  your  generous  enthusiasm; 
but  you  would,  I  think,  find  him  ada- 
mantine in  his  resolve  to  get  just  as 
much  out  of  you  for  his  leather  as  you 
could  with  the  utmost  effort  pay. 

Suppose  now  you  said  to  him:  "  But 
how  did  you  come  by  this  land  and  these 
herds,  so  that  you  can  stand  between 
them  and  the  people  who  have  need  of 


of  Boots  «3 

them,  exacting  this  profit?"  He  would 
probably  either  embark  upon  a  long  rig- 
marole, or,  what  is  much  more  probable, 
lose  his  temper  and  decline  to  argue. 
Pursuing  your  doubt  as  to  the  right- 
fulness  of  his  property  in  these  things, 
you  might  admit  he  deserved  a  certain 
reasonable  fee  for  the  rough  care  he 
had  taken  of  the  land  and  herds.  But 
cattle  breeders  are  a  rude,  violent  race ; 
and  it  is  doubtful  if  you  would  get  far 
beyond  your  proposition  of  a  reasonable 
fee.  You  would  in  fact  have  to  buy  off 
this  owner  of  the  leather  at  a  good 
thumping  price — he  exacting  just  as 
much  as  he  could  get  from  you — if  you 
wanted  to  go  on  with  your  project. 

Well,  then  you  would  have  to  get  your 
leather  here;  and,  to  do  that,  you  would 
have  to  bring  it  by  railway  and  ship  to 
this  country.  And  here  again  you  would 
find  people  without  any  desire  or  inten- 
tion of  helping  your  project,  standing 
in  your  course,  resolved  to  make  every 
possible  penny  out  of  you  on  your  way 
to  provide  sound  boots  for  everyone. 
You  would  find  the  railway  was  private 
property,  and  had  an  owner  or  owners ; 


24  Ubfs 

you  would  find  the  ship  was  private  pro- 
perty, with  an  owner  or  owners  ;  and 
that  none  of  these  would  be  satisfied 
for  a  moment  with  a  mere  fee  adequate 
to  their  services.  They  too  would  be 
resolved  to  make  every  penny  of  profit 
out  of  you.  If  you  made  inquiries  about 
the  matter,  you  would  probably  find  the 
real  owners  of  railway  and  ship  were 
companies  of  shareholders,  and  that 
the  profit  squeezed  out  of  your  poor 
people's  boots  at  this  stage  went  to  fill 
the  pockets  of  old  ladies  at  Torquay, 
spendthrifts  in  Paris,  well-booted  gen- 
tlemen in  London  clubs,  all  sorts  of 
glossy  people.  .  .  . 

Well,  you  get  the  leather  to  England 
at  last;  and  now  you  want  to  make  it 
into  boots.  You  take  it  to  a  centre  of 
population,  invite  workers  to  come  to 
you,  erect  sheds  and  machinery  upon 
a  vacant  piece  of  ground,  and  start  off 
in  a  sort  of  fury  of  generous  industry, 
boot-making.  .  .  .  Do  you  ?  There 
comes  along  an  owner  for  that  vacant 
piece  of  ground,  declares  it  is  his  pro- 
perty, demands  an  enormous  sum  for 
rent.  And  your  workers  all  round  you, 


ot  Boots  25 

you  find,  cannot  get  house  room  until 
they  too  have  paid  rent — every  inch  of 
the  country  is  somebody's  property, 
and  a  man  may  not  shut  his  eyes  for 
an  hour  without  the  consent  of  some 
owner  or  other.  And  the  food  your 
shoe-makers  eat,  the  clothes  they  wear, 
have  all  paid  tribute  and  profit  to  land- 
owners, cart  -  owners,  house  -  owners, 
endless  tribute  over  and  above  the  fair 
pay  for  work  that  has  been  done  upon 
them.  .  .  . 

So  one  might  go  on.  But  you  begin 
to  see  now  one  set  of  reasons  at  least 
why  every  one  has  not  good  comfortable 
boots.  There  could  be  plenty  of  leather ; 
and  there  is  certainly  plenty  of  labour 
and  quite  enough  intelligence  in  the 
world  to  manage  that  and  a  thousand 
other  desirable  things.  But  this  insti- 
tution of  Private  Property  in  land  and 
naturally  produced  things,  these  ob- 
structive claims  that  prevent  you  using 
ground,  or  moving  material,  and  that 
have  to  be  bought  out  at  exorbitant 
prices,  stand  in  the  way.  All  these 
owners  hang  like  parasites  upon  your 
enterprise  at  its  every  stage ;  and,  by  the 


26 

time  you  get  your  sound  boots  well  made 
in  England,  you  will  find  them  costing 
about  a  pound  a  pair — high  out  of  the 
reach  of  the  general  mass  of  people. 
And  you  will  perhaps  not  think  me  fanci- 
ful and  extravagant  when  I  confess  that 
when  I  realise  this,  and  look  at  poor 
people's  boots  in  the  street,  and  see  them 
cracked  and  misshapen  and  altogether 
nasty,  I  seem  to  see  also  a  lot  of  little 
phantom  land -owners,  cattle  -  owners, 
house -owners,  owners  of  all  sorts, 
swarming  over  their  pinched  and  weary 
feet  like  leeches,  taking  much  and  giving 
nothing,  and  being  the  real  cause  of  all 
such  miseries. 

Now  is  this  a  necessary  and  unavoid- 
able thing? — that  is  our  question.  Is 
there  no  other  way  of  managing  things 
than  to  let  these  property-owners  exact 
their  claims,  and  squeeze  comfort,  pride, 
happiness,  out  of  the  lives  of  the  common 
run  of  people?  Because,  of  course,  it 
is  not  only  the  boots  they  squeeze  into 
meanness  and  badness.  It  is  the  claim 
and  profit  of  the  land-owner  and  house- 
owner  that  make  our  houses  so  ugly, 
shabby,  and  dear,  that  make  our  road- 


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ways  and  railways  so  crowded  and  in- 
convenient, that  sweat  our  schools,  our 
clothing,  our  food — boots  we  took  merely 
by  way  of  one  example  of  a  universal 
trouble. 

Well,  there  are  a  number  of  people 
who  say  there  is  a  better  way,  and  that 
the  world  could  be  made  infinitely  better 
in  all  these  matters,  made  happier  and 
better  than  it  ever  has  been  in  these  re- 
spects, by  refusing  to  have  private  pro- 
perty in  all  these  universally  necessary 
things.  They  say  that  it  is  possible  to 
have  the  land  administered,  and  such 
common  and  needful  things  as  leather 
produced,  and  boots  manufactured,  and 
no  end  of  other  such  generally  necessary 
services  carried  on,  not  for  the  private 
profit  of  individuals,  but  for  the  good  of 
all.  They  propose  that  the  State  should 
takeaway  the  land,  and  the  railways,  and 
shipping,  and  many  great  organised  en- 
terprises from  their  owners,  who  use 
them  simply  to  squeeze  the  means  for  a 
wasteful  private  expenditure  out  of  the 
common  mass  of  men,  and  should  ad- 
minister all  these  things,  generously  and 
boldly,  not  for  profit,  but  for  service.  It 


28  TTbis  /HMserg 

is  this  idea  of  extracting  profit  they  hold 
which  is  the  very  root  of  the  evil.  These 
are  the  Socialists;  and  they  are  the  only 
people  who  do  hold  out  any  hope  of  far- 
reaching  change  that  will  alter  the  pre- 
sent dingy  state  of  affairs,  of  which  this 
painful  wretchedness  of  boots  is  only 
one  typical  symbol. 


IV.    Is  SOCIALISM  POSSIBLE  ? 

I  will  not  pretend  to  be  impartial  in 
this  matter,  and  to  discuss  as  though  I 
had  an  undecided  mind,  whether  the 
world  would  be  better  if  we  could  abolish 
private  property  in  land  and  in  many 
things  of  general  utility ;  because  I  have 
no  doubt  left  in  the  matter.  I  believe 
that  private  property  in  these  things 
is  no  more  necessary  and  unavoidable 
than  private  property  in  our  fellow- 
creatures,  or  private  property  in  bridges 
and  roads.  The  idea  that  anything  and 
everything  may  be  claimed  as  private 
property  belongs  to  the  dark  ages  of  the 


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world;  and  it  is  not  only  a  monstrous 
injustice,  but  a  still  more  monstrous  in- 
convenience. Suppose  we  still  admitted 
private  property  in  high  roads,  and  let 
every  man  who  had  a  scrap  of  high  road 
haggle  a  bargain  with  us  before  we  could 
drive  by  in  a  cab  !     You  say  life  would 
be  unendurable.    But  indeed  it  amounts 
to  something  a  little  like  that  if  we  use 
a  railway  now;  and  it  is  quite  like  that 
if  one  wants  a  spot  of  ground  somewhere 
upon  which  one  may  live.    I  see  no  more 
difficulty  in  managing  land,  factories, 
and  the  like,  publicly  for  the  general 
good,  than  there  is  in  managing  roads 
and  bridges,  and  the  post  office  and  the 
police.     So  far  I  see  no  impossibility 
whatever  in  Socialism.     To  abolish  pri- 
vate property  in  these  things  would  be 
to  abolish  all  that  swarm  of  parasites, 
whose   greed   for  profit  and  dividend 
hampers  and  makes  a  thousand  useful 
and  delightful  enterprises  costly  or  hope- 
less.    It  would  abolish  them ;  but  is  that 
any  objection  whatever? 

And  as  for  taking  such  property  from 
the  owners  ;  why  shouldn't  we  ?  The 
world  has  not  only  in  the  past  taken 


30 

slaves  from  their  owners,  with  no  com- 
pensation or  with  a  meagre  compensa- 
tion ;  but  in  the  history  of  mankind,  dark 
as  it  is,  there  are  innumerable  cases  of 
slave-owners  resigning  their  inhuman 
rights.  You  may  say  that  to  take  away 
property  from  people  is  unjust  and  rob- 
bery; but  is  that  really  so?  Suppose 
you  found  a  number  of  children  in  a  nur- 
sery all  very  dull  and  unhappy  because 
one  of  them,  who  had  been  badly  spoilt, 
had  got  all  the  toys  together  and  claimed 
them  all,  and  refused  to  let  the  others 
have  any.  Would  you  not  dispossess 
the  child,  however  honest  its  illusion 
that  it  was  right  to  be  greedy?  That  is 
practically  the  position  of  the  property- 
owner  to-day.  You  may  say,  if  you 
choose,  that  property -owners,  land- 
owners for  example,  must  be  bought 
out  and  not  robbed ;  but  since  getting 
the  money  to  buy  them  out  involves  tax- 
ing the  property  of  some  one  else,  who 
may  possibly  have  a  better  claim  to  it 
than  the  land-owner  to  his,  I  don't  quite 
see  where  the  honesty  of  that  course 
comes  in.  You  can  only  give  property 
for  property  in  buying  and  selling ;  and 


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if  private  property  is  not  robbery,  then 
not  only  Socialism  but  ordinary  taxation 
must  be.  But  if  taxation  is  a  justifiable 
proceeding,  if  you  can  tax  me  (as  I  am 
taxed)  for  public  services,  a  shilling  and 
more  out  of  every  twenty  shillings  I 
earn,  then  I  do  not  see  why  you  should 
not  put  a  tax  upon  the  land-owner  if  you 
want  to  do  so,  of  a  half  or  two  thirds  or 
all  his  land,  or  upon  the  railway  share- 
holder of  ten  or  fifteen  or  twenty  shil- 
lings in  the  pound  on  his  shares.  In 
every  change  some  one  has  to  bear  the 
brunt;  every  improvement  in  machinery 
and  industrial  organisation  deprives 
some  poor  people  of  an  income ;  and  I 
do  not  see  why  we  should  be  so  extra- 
ordinarily tender  to  the  rich,  to  those 
who  have  been  unproductive  all  their 
lives,  when  they  stand  in  the  way  of  the 
general  happiness.  And  though  I  deny 
the  right  to  compensation  I  do  not  deny 
its  probable  advisability.  So  far  as  the 
question  of  method  goes  it  is  quite  con- 
ceivable that  we  may  partially  compen- 
sate the  property  owners  and  make  all 
sorts  of  mitigating  arrangements  to 
avoid  cruelty  to  them  in  our  attempt 


32 

to  end  the  wider  cruelties  of  to-day. 

But,  apart  from  the  justice  of  the  case, 
many  people  seem  to  regard  Socialism 
as  a  hopeless  dream,  because,  as  they 
put  it,  "  it  is  against  human  nature." 
Every  one  with  any  scrap  of  property  in 
land,  or  shares,  or  what  not,  they  tell  us, 
will  be  bitterly  opposed  to  the  coming  of 
Socialism ;  and,  as  such  people  have  all 
the  leisure  and  influence  in  the  world, 
and  as  all  able  and  energetic  people  tend 
naturally  to  join  that  class,  there  never 
can  be  any  effectual  force  to  bring  So- 
cialism about.  But  that  seems  to  me  to 
confess  a  very  base  estimate  of  human 
nature.  There  are,  no  doubt,  a  number 
of  dull,  base,  rich  people  who  hate 
and  dread  Socialism  for  purely  selfish 
reasons ;  but  it  is  quite  possible  to  be  a 
property-owner  and  yet  be  anxious  to 
see  Socialism  come  to  its  own. 

For  example,  the  man  whose  private 
affairs  I  know  best  in  the  world,  the 
second  friend  I  named,  the  owner  of  all 
those  comfortable  boots,  gives  time  and 
energy  and  money  to  further  this  hope 
of  Socialism,  although  he  pays  income 
tax  on  twelve  hundred  a  year,  and  has 


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shares  and  property  to  the  value  of  some 
thousands  of  pounds.  And  that  he  does 
out  of  no  instinct  of  sacrifice.  He  be- 
lieves he  would  be  happier  and  more 
comfortable  in  a  Socialistic  state  of 
affairs,  when  it  would  not  be  necessary 
for  him  to  hold  on  to  that  life-belt  of  in- 
vested property.  He  finds  it — and  quite 
a  lot  of  well-off  people  are  quite  of  his 
way  of  thinking — a  constant  flaw  upon 
a  life  of  comfort  and  pleasant  interests 
to  see  so  many  people,  who  might  be  his 
agreeable  friends  and  associates,  detest- 
ably under-educated,  detestably  housed, 
in  the  most  detestable  clothes  and  boots, 
and  so  detestably  broken  in  spirit  that 
they  will  not  treat  him  as  an  equal.  It 
makes  him  feel  he  is  like  that  spoilt  child 
in  the  nursery;  he  feels  ashamed  and 
contemptible ;  and,  since  individual 
charity  only  seems  in  the  long  run  to 
make  matters  worse,  he  is  ready  to  give 
a  great  deal  of  his  life,  and  lose  his  en- 
tire little  heap  of  possessions  if  need  be, 
very  gladly  lose  it,  to  change  the  present 
order  of  things  in  a  comprehensive 
manner. 

I  am  quite  convinced  that  there  are 


34  ^bts  /HMsetn? 

numbers  of  much  richer  and  more  in- 
fluential people  who  are  of  his  way  of 
thinking.  Much  more  likely  to  obstruct 
the  way  to  Socialism  is  the  ignorance, 
the  want  of  courage,  the  stupid  want  of 
imagination  of  the  very  poor,  too  shy 
and  timid  and  clumsy  to  face  any  change 
they  can  evade  !  But,  even  with  them, 
popular  education  is  doing  its  work ;  and 
I  do  not  fear  but  that  in  the  next  gener- 
ation we  shall  find  Socialists  even  in  the 
slums.  The  unimaginative  person  who 
owns  some  little  bit  of  property,  an  acre 
or  so  of  freehold  land,  or  a  hundred 
pounds  in  the  savings  bank,  wilt  no  doubt 
be  the  most  tenacious  passive  resister 
to  Socialistic  ideas;  and  such,  I  fear,  we 
must  reckon,  together  with  the  insensi- 
tive rich,  as  our  irreconcilable  enemies, 
as  irremovable  pillars  of  the  present 
order.  The  mean  and  timid  elements  in 
"human  nature"  are,  and  will  be,  I  ad- 
mit, against  Socialism ;  but  they  are  not 
all  "human  nature,"  not  half  human  na- 
ture. And  when,  in  the  whole  history 
of  the  world,  have  meanness  and  timidity 
won  a  struggle?  It  is  passion,  it  is  en- 
thusiasm, and  indignation  that  mould 


Of  3BOOt5  35 

the  world  to  their  will — and  I  cannot 
see  how  any  one  can  go  into  the  back 
streets  of  London,  or  any  large  British 
town,  and  not  be  filled  up  with  shame, 
and  passionate  resolve  to  end  so  grubby 
and  mean  a  state  of  affairs  as  is  dis- 
played there. 

I  don't  think  the  "human  nature" 
argument  against  the  possibility  of  So- 
cialism will  hold  water. 


V.   SOCIALISM  MEANS  REVOLUTION. 

Let  us  be  clear  about  one  thing :  that 
Socialism  means  revolution,  that  it 
means  a  change  in  the  every-day  tex- 
ture of  life.  It  may  be  a  very  gradual 
change,  but  it  will  be  a  very  complete 
one.  You  cannot  change  the  world, 
and  at  the  same  time  not  change  the 
world.  You  will  find  Socialists  about, 
or  at  any  rate  men  calling  themselves 
Socialists,  who  will  pretend  that  this  is 
not  so,  who  will  assure  you  that  some 
odd  little  jobbing  about  municipal  gas 


3* 

and  water  is  Socialism,  and  back-stairs 
intervention  between  Conservative  and 
Liberal  the  way  to  the  millennium.  You 
might  as  well  call  a  gas  jet  in  the  lobby 
of  a  meeting-house,  the  glory  of  God  in 
Heaven ! 

Socialism  aims  to  change,  not  only  the 
boots  on  people's  feet,  but  the  clothes 
they  wear,  the  houses  they  inhabit,  the 
work  they  do,  the  education  they  get, 
their  places,  their  honours,  and  all  their 
possessions.  Socialism  aims  to  make 
a  new  world  out  of  the  old.  It  can  only 
be  attained  by  the  intelligent,  outspoken, 
courageous  resolve  of  a  great  multitude 
of  men  and  women.  You  must  get 
absolutely  clear  in  your  mind  that  So- 
cialism means  a  complete  change,  a  break 
with  history,  with  much  that  is  pictur- 
esque ;  whole  classes  will  vanish.  The 
world  will  be  vastly  different,  with  a 
different  sort  of  houses,  different  sorts 
of  people.  All  the  different  trades  and 
industries  will  be  changed,  the  medical 
profession  will  be  carried  on  under  dif- 
ferent conditions,  engineering,  science, 
the  theatrical  trade,  the  clerical  trade, 
schools,  hotels,  almost  every  trade,  will 


Of  3BOOt0  37 

have  to  undergo  as  complete  an  in- 
ternal change  as  a  caterpillar  does 
when  it  becomes  a  moth.  If  you  are 
afraid  of  so  much  change  as  that,  it  is 
better  you  should  funk  about  it  now 
than  later.  The  whole  system  has  to 
be  changed,  if  we  are  to  get  rid  of  the 
masses  of  dull  poverty  that  render  our 
present  state  detestable  to  any  sensi- 
tive man  or  woman.  That,  and  no  less, 
is  the  aim  of  all  sincere  Socialists:  the 
establishment  of  a  new  and  better  order 
of  society  by  the  abolition  of  private 
property  in  land,  in  natural  productions, 
and  in  their  exploitation — a  change  as 
profound  as  the  abolition  of  private  pro- 
perty in  slaves  would  have  been  in 
ancient  Rome  or  Athens.  If  you  demand 
less  than  that,  if  you  are  not  prepared 
to  struggle  for  that,  you  are  not  really 
a  Socialist.  If  you  funk  that,  then  you 
must  make  up  your  mind  to  square  your 
life  to  a  sort  of  personal  and  private 
happiness  with  things  as  they  are,  and 
decide  with  my  other  friend  that  "it 
doesn't  do  to  think  about  boots." 

It  is  well  to  insist  upon  one  central 
idea.     Socialism  is  a  common-sense, 


38  ttbfs 

matter-of-fact  proposal  to  change  our 
conventional  admission  of  what  is  or  is 
not  property,  and  to  re-arrange  the  world 
according  to  these  revised  conceptions. 
A  certain  number  of  clever  people,  dis- 
satisfied with  the  straightforwardness 
of  this,  have  set  themselves  to  put  it  in 
some  brilliant  obscure  way ;  they  will 
tell  you  that  Socialism  is  based  on  the 
philosophy  of  Hegel,  or  that  it  turns  on 
a  theory  of  Rent,  or  that  it  is  some- 
how muddled  up  with  a  sort  of  white 
Bogey  called  the  Overman,  and  all  sorts 
of  brilliant,  nonsensical,  unappetising 
things.  The  theory  of  Socialism,  so  far 
as  English  people  are  concerned,  seems 
to  have  got  up  into  the  clouds,  and  its 
practice  down  into  the  drains ;  and  it  is 
well  to  warn  inquiring  men,  that  neither 
the  epigram  above  nor  the  job  beneath 
are  more  than  the  accidental  accompani- 
ments of  Socialism.  Socialism  is  a  very 
large,  but  a  plain,  honest,  and  human  en- 
terprise; its  ends  are  to  be  obtained 
neither  by  wit  nor  cunning,  but  by  out- 
spoken resolve,  by  the  self-abnegation, 
the  enthusiasm,  and  the  loyal  co-opera- 
tion of  great  masses  of  people. 


Of  JSOOtS  39 

The  main  thing,  therefore,  is  the  crea- 
tion of  these  great  masses  of  people  out 
of  the  intellectual  confusion  and  vague- 
ness of  the  present  time.  Let  me  sup- 
pose that  you  find  yourself  in  sympathy 
with  this  tract,  that  you,  like  my  second 
friend,  find  the  shabby  dulness,  the  posi- 
tive misery  of  a  large  proportion  of  the 
population  of  our  world,  make  life  under 
its  present  conditions  almost  intolerable, 
and  that  it  is  in  the  direction  of  Social- 
ism that  the  only  hope  of  a  permanent 
remedy  lies.  What  are  we  to  do  ?  Ob- 
viously to  give  our  best  energies  to  mak- 
ing other  people  Socialists,  to  organising 
ourselves  with  all  other  Socialists,  irre- 
spective of  class  or  the  minor  details  of 
creed,  and  to  making  ourselves  audible, 
visible,  effectual  as  Socialists,  wherever 
and  whenever  we  can. 

We  have  to  think  about  Socialism, 
read  about  it,  discuss  it ;  so  that  we  may 
be  assured  and  clear  and  persuasive 
about  it.  We  have  to  confess  our  faith 
openly  and  frequently.  We  must  refuse 
to  be  called  Liberal  or  Conservative, 
Republican  or  Democrat,  or  any  of  those 
ambiguous  things.  Every  where  we  must 


40  Ubis 

make  or  join  a  Socialist  organisation,  a 
club  or  association  or  what  not,  so  that 
we  may  "  count."  For  us,  as  for  the 
early  Christians,  preaching  our  gospel 
is  the  supreme  duty.  Until  Socialists 
can  be  counted,  and  counted  upon  by  the 
million,  little  will  be  done.  When  they 
are — a  new  world  will  be  ours. 

Above  all,  if  I  may  offer  advice  to  a 
fellow-Socialist,  I  would  say:  Cling  to 
the  simple  essential  idea  of  Socialism, 
which  is  the  abolition  of  private  property 
in  anything  but  what  a  man  has  earned 
or  made.  Do  not  complicate  your  cause 
with  elaborations.  And  keep  in  your 
mind,  if  you  can,  some  sort  of  talisman 
to  bring  you  back  to  that  essential  gospel, 
out  of  the  confusions  and  warring  sug- 
gestions of  every-day  discussion. 

For  my  own  part,  I  have,  as  I  said  at 
the  beginning,  a  prepossession  with 
boots ;  and  my  talisman  is  this : — The 
figure  of  a  badly  fed  but  rather  pretty 
little  girl  of  ten  or  eleven,  dirty,  and  her 
hands  coarse  with  rough  usage,  her  poor 
pretty  child's  body  in  ungainly  rags,  and, 
on  her  feet,  big  broken-down  boots  that 
hurt  her.  And  particularly  I  think  of 


Of  3BOOtS  41 

her  wretched  sticks  of  legs  and  the  limp 
of  her  feet ;  and  all  those  phantom 
owners  and  profit- takers  I  spoke  of,  they 
are  there  about  her  martyrdom,  leech- 
like,  clinging  to  her  as  she  goes  .... 
I  want  to  change  everything  in  the 
world  that  made  that;  and  I  do  not 
greatly  care  what  has  to  go  in  the  pro- 
cess. Do  you  ? 

H.  G.  WELLS 


[Here  is  just  a  bit  of  hard  fact  to 
carry  out  what  I  say.  It  is  a  quota- 
tion from  a  letter  from  a  workman  to 
my  friend  Mr.  Chiozza  Money,  one  of 
the  best  informed  writers  upon  labour 
questions  in  England : 

"  I  am  a  railway  man,  in  constant  work  at  305. 
per  week.  I  am  the  happy,  or  otherwise,  father 
of  six  healthy  children.  Last  year  I  bought 
twenty  pairs  of  boots.  This  year,  up  to  date,  I 
have  bought  ten  pairs,  costing  £2  ;  and  yet,  at 
the  present  time,  my  wife  and  five  of  the  children 
have  only  one  pair  each.  I  have  two  pairs,  both 
of  which  let  in  the  water  ;  but  I  see  no  prospect 
at  present  of  getting  new  ones.  I  ought  to  say, 
of  courset  that  my  wife  is  a  thoroughly  domesti- 


of  JSoota 

cated  woman,  and  I  am  one  of  the  most  temper- 
ate of  men.  So  much  so,  that  if  all  I  spend  in 
luxuries  was  saved  it  would  not  buy  a  pair  of 
boots  once  a  year.  But  this  is  the  point  I  want 
to  mention.  During  1903  my  wages  were  255.  6d. 
per  week  ;  and  I  then  had  the  six  children.  My 
next-door  neighbour  was  a  boot-maker  and  re- 
pairer. He  fell  out  of  work,  and  was  out  for 
months.  During  that  time,  of  course,  my  chil- 
dren's boots  needed  repairing  as  at  other  times. 
I  had  not  the  money  to  pay  for  them  being  re- 
paired, so  had  to  do  what  repairing  I  could  my- 
self. One  day  I  found  out  that  I  was  repairing 
boots  on  one  side  of  the  wall,  and  my  neighbour 
on  the  other  side  out  of  work,  and  longing  to  do 
the  work  I  was  compelled  to  do  myself.  .  .  ." 

The  wall  was  a  commercial  organisa- 
tion of  society  based  on  private  property 
in  land  and  natural  productions.  These 
two  men  must  work  for  the  owners  or 
not  at  all;  they  cannot  work  for  one  an- 
other. Food  first,  then  rent ;  and  boots, 
if  you  can,  when  all  the  owners  are 
paid.] 


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