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STUDIA It, I  

THE LIBRARY 
of 
VICTORIA IJNIVERSITY 
Toronto 



SIR 

THOMAS URQUIIART 
0 F CR03IARTIE 



SIR TIIO.MA. URQUHART. 



__ 



EIGNATUIRE OF SIR THOIAS URQUHART 
SLIGHTLV ENLAIRGEDo 

[.lll ttights teserved] 



PI'¢INTED BY MOI'¢IISON AND GII, LIIITED EDINII'¢II 



%VIIOSE PRAISE, S0 FI%EELY GIVEN» 
I, TIIE AUTIIott'S MOST COVETED 
REWARD. 



PREFACE 

E'V persons who take an interest in 
general literature are wholly uu- 
acquaiutcd with the naine of Sir 
Thomas Urquhart, as that of the 
trausl«ttor of a great French classic. 
Ouly the m)re erudite can tcll 
how thc naine of auother literary man, lierre 
Antoine Motteux, cornes tobe associated with his 
in connexion with the translation in question, and 
are aware that the Scottish knight is the author of 
original compositions in such diverse departments 
as poetry, trigonometry, genealogy, and biography, 
and that he played a prominent part in the public 
lire of his rime. 
It has been my object to bring together in thc 
following volume ail the materials which are 
available for giving a vivid picture of the personality 
of Sir Thomas Urquhart, and of the circumstances 
in which his lire was passed, as I think it would be 
a pity if his romantic, fantastical figure were to 
pass into oblivion. The materials for his lire are 
fairly abundant, though they have tobe sought for 
in many out-of-the-way corncrs. The slight but 
fairly accurate sketch prefixcd to his lVov'ks in the 



xii PREFACE 

Maitland Club edition, and the carefully written 
articles in Dr Irving's Scoltish tF'riters, and the 
Dictionary of National zBiogra2h?/, contain the only 
previous attempts which bave been ruade to give 
his history. The limits within which the authors 
of these notices had to work, have, however, 
prevented their giving more tban a bare outline of 
his career. I bave atteml)ted, with wh,t successit 
is for my readers to say, to clotbe thc skeleton with 
sinews and flesh, and to impart to the figure SOllle 
mcasurc of animation. 
As I bave had to do my work ata grcat 
distancc from public libraries, I bave been obliged 
to eflist the services of friends, more fortunately 
situted, in the task of looking up multitudinous 
references and allusions, which bore upon the 
history of the person in whom I was interested, or 
of the rime in which he lived. Miss Kemp, James 
Walter, Esq., and Alexander Middlemass, Esq., 
Edinburgh, have been extremcly serviceable to 
me in this way. 
A variety of details of historical and biographical 
interest bas been furnished me by 1)r Milne, King- 
E,lvard; Gardcn A. Duff, Esq., ttatton Castle, 
Turriff; Capt. DoughsWimberley, Inverness; J. L. 
Auderson, Esq., Edinburgh; aud 1'. J. Andcrson, 
Esq., oi' Abcrdeen University Library. 
l'rofessors Crum Brown, Saintsbury, Butcher, 
tnd Eggeling of my own .Al.ma Matcr have been 
vew willing to give the information I have sought 
from them; and through Professor Grierson of 
Abcrdeen I have had the loan of many books 
containing material of value for my purpose. 



PREFACE xiii 

Sheriff Mackenzic, Wiek, and Sheriff Shemmn, 
Lerwick, have aided me in qucstions of literary 
taste and of legal information; and from W. F. 
Smith, Esq., Fellow of St John's College, Cam- 
bridge, I bave received vahmblc help in writing thc 
chapter on thc translation of llabclais. From the 
latter's scholarly volumes upon thc grcat French- 
man I have borrowed some notes, which appcar 
with his initials attached to them. To Profcssor 
Fcrguson of Glasgow I ara indcbtcd f,r thc photo- 
graph of Urquhart's handwriting. 
In the work of currecting proofsa somcwhat 
laborious ttsk in thc prescrit cascI lmve had 
kindly assistance from Dr Milne, above mcntioned, 
and also from A. J. Tcddcr, Esq., London, Rcv. T. 
Mathewson, ltcv. D. ][ouston, M.A., and J. M. 
Goudie, Esq., Lerwick. 
If I have olnitted the nmm of my hclper, or if 
by frivolous colmnent I bave done Wl'Ong to the 
shade of Sir Thomas, I would adopt the language 
of Mr Collins in l'ride and P'e]udicc. " We are 
all liable to err," he says. "I bave certtinly mcant 
well through the whole affair; and if my 
lnanner has been at all reprehensil,le, 1 herc beg 
leave to apolgize." 
JOIIN WILLCOCK. 

UNITED Pr, ES. I!ANSE, LEttWICl«, 
SHETLAND. 



C0bTEiNTS 

PREFACE 

CIIAPTER I 
The Urquharts and their Predccessors in Cromartie--Sir 
Thomas Urquhart, senior--Birth of our Author-- 
School and University Days--Pecuniary and othcr 
Troubles at Home--The Castlc of Cromartie--Our 
Author's Studious Bent--Foreign Travcl--Thc English- 
man Abroad--The Scot Abroad 

CIIAPTER II 

Recalled Home--The Covcnanting lIovemcut--The Trot of 
Turriff--Our Author escapes to England--Is Knighted 
--Publishes his Epigrams--His Father's Embarrassments 
increase--Lesley of Findrassie--Death of Sir Thomas 
Urquhart, senior--Our Author struggles in vain to 
keep his Creditors at bay--Other WroJgs and Losses-- 
On bad Terres with thc Church 

CHAPTER III 
Unsuccessful Ri.iug in the llorth--Sir Thomas makes his 
Peace with the Church--Rcturn of Charles I. to Scot- 
land--Invasion of England--Battlc of Worcester--Sir 
Thomas a Prisoncr in the Tower--Makes Friends--Is 
liberated on Parole--Great Literary Activity--Revisits 
Scotland--Dies--Later History of the Urquharts of 
Cromartie--Characteristics of our Author--Glover's 
Portraits of him . 

PAO 
xi 

3O 

69 



xvi CONTENTS 

CIIAI'TER IV 
EPIGRAMS: DIVINE AND hIORAL--TIIE TRISSO- 
TETRAS 111 
CHAPTER V 
IIANTOXPO'OXANON, o TuE FEmellE , 128 
(']IAPTER VI 
EKZKTBAAATPON, on THE JEWE[,--LOGOPANDEC- 
TEISION, o TIIE UNIVEISAL LXNGUAGE 148 
CIIAPTER 
TRANSLATION OF I(ABELAIS 184 

Ji»PEIgDICE8 209 

ILLUSTRATIONS 

• Ærontis2iece 
Page vil 
• Facig page 109 
,, 116 
,, 137 



SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

CtIAPTER I 

Thc Urquharts and their Predecessors in Cromartie--Sir 
Thomas Urquhart, senior--]3irth of our Author--School 
and University Days--Pecuniary and other Troubles at 
Home--The Castle of Cromartie--Our Author's Studious 
]3ent--Foreign Travcl--The Englishman Abroad--The 
Scot Abroad. 

HE right of Sir Thomas Urquhart of 
Cromartie to be included in the 
list of famous Scots will scarcely 
be granted by many of his fellow- 
countrymen without some inquiry 
into the grounds upon which it 

is based. He himself, undoubtedly, would hot 
have been backward in asserting his claire to such 
honourable distinction, though he would bave 
eutered u protest agaiust the presence of some of 
those in whose company he would find himself. 
In the ecclesiastical and political controversies of 
the first half of the seventeenth century, he was, 
as an Episcopalian and a Cavalier, connected with 
I 



SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

the losing side, and, consequently, it is hot to be 
expected that posterity should be so impartial as 
to cherish his naine along with those of the victors 
in the conflict. If is to his literary, and not to 
his martial tchievements, that he owes his faine. 
tIis translation of Rabelais is t»robably the most 
brilliant feat of the kind ever aCCOlnl»lished, and 
casts all his own original writings into the shade. 
The fmtastical character of his own compositions, 
indeed, both in regard to their subject-matter and 
the diction in which they are clothed, forbids their 
ever lmving a large circle of readers. An author 
whose l»hraseology is like a eombilm.tion of that 
used by Ancient l'istol with that of Sir Thomas 
Browne nmy bave enthusiastic admirers, but they 
are almost certain to be few in number. Yet his 
works contain much interesting marrer, and t 
them we are indebted for many details of the lire 
of tbeir author. 
Though it is hard to lelieve Sir Thomas 
Urquhart's assertion that the connexion of the 
Urquharts with the north-west of Scotland dates as 
ïar back as the year B.c. 5 5 4, when an ancestor of his 
named Beltistos crossed over ri'oto Ireland, and built 
a castle near Inverness, the family was of consider- 
able antiquity, and for many generations was one of 
the most distinguished in that part of the country. 
Nisbet, the great authority on heraldry, says that 
" they enjoyed not only the holmurable office of 
hereditary Sheriff-Principal oï the Shire of Crom- 
artie, but the far greater part, if hot the whole of 
the said sbire did belong to thera, either in loroloerty 



MACBETH THANE OF CROMARTIE 3 

or superiority, and they possessed a considerable 
estate besides in the Shire of Aberdeen. ''1 The 
admiralty of the seas from Caitlmess to Inverness 
also belonged to them. 
The Urquharts were not, however, the earliest 
to bear rule in the part of Scotland with which 
their naine is connected. Cromartie was originally 
the C, rwmbawchty (or Crumbathy) of which 
Macbeth was reputed thane, beforc he becamc 
king. Wyntown in his Croykil relates Macbeth's 
dream that he was first Thane of Cromartie, then 
Thaue of Moray, and then King of Scotland. - 
Afer the first and second titles had been conferred 
upon him, he took steps to secure the third. 
Probably the mote-hill of Cromartie was the site 
1 System of Hc'aldry, ii. 274. 
" Wyntown's narrative is as follows (quotcJ in Sir Wil|iam 
Fraser's .Earls of Cvmarlic) :-- 
"A nyeht he thowcht in hys drerning, 
Dat syttand he wes besyd pe Kyng 
At  8ete in hwnting ; 
Intil his Leisch had Grewhundys twh. 
He thow«ht, quhile he wcs swà syttand, 
He sawe thre wcmen by gangand ; 
Aud ]ai wcmen pari thowcht he 
Thre werd Systrys toast lyk to be. 
De fyrst he hard say gangand by, 
' Lo yhondyr pe Thayne of Crwmbawchty.' 
De toyir woman sayd agayne, 
' Of ]Iorave yhondyre I se pe Thayne.' 
De thryd ban sayd, ' I se pe Kyng.' 
ll pis he herd in hys dreming." 
Wyntown's Crouyl:il, i. 225. 
Wyntown's date is about ..]). 1395. ]Iaebeth was killed at 
Lumphanan by lIacduff, 5th December ..]). 1056. 



4 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

of his official residence as thane of the district when 
he was at the beginning of his ambitious career. 
In the thirteenth century the family of Mouat 
(then de Montc .Alto) were in possession, 1 but early 
in the following century the estate had accrued 
to King Robert the Bruce, probably because the 
Mouats had sublnitted to the English king, 
Edward I. King Robert granted Cromartie to 
Sir Hugh Ross, eldest son of William, Earl of 
Poss, in 1315, and by him it was afterwards, 
in the reign of King David Bruce (1329-70), 
given to an Adam of Urquhart (" de Yrquhartt "),e 
with whose descendants it remained for many 
generations. In 1357 be got from the Crown 
the hereditary sheriffdom of Cromartie, and eight 
years later the saine Itugh Ross gave him the 
estate of Fisherie, lu King-Edward, Aberdeen- 
shh'e. This Adam is the first of the family to 
emerge from the darkness of antiquity into the 
light of history, and probably his naine, as the 
founder of the Urquhart fortunes, suggested the 
still more famous progenitor to whom our Sir 
Thomas traced back his pedigree link by link, as 
our readers will afterwards hear. 
1 A charter of lands in Cromartie granted by William de Monte 
Alto, between 1252 and 1272, is still in existence. T]»e granter of 
the charter, having been owner of Cromartie, was claimed by Sir 
Thomas Urquhart as one of his Urquhart ancestors, but with no 
better authority than the earlier ancestors who figure in our 
author's Pcdigree. See arls of Cvmartie, by Sir William Fraser. 
 It would seem ri'oto this that Urquhart was originally a place- 
naine, probably Gaelic. There were two parishes of Urquhart in 
the old province of Moray--one with a priory near Elgin, and 
the other with a castle in what is now Inverness-shire. 



THE TUTOR OF CROMARTIE 5 

Our author's father, also a Thomas, and the 
first of his line who was a Protestant in religion, 
was born in 1 5 8 5. tIe succeeded to the property 
in 1 6 0 3, and in 1 6 1 7 was knighted by James 
in Edinburgh. As he was left an orphan at an 
early age, he was brought up uuder the cure of 
his grand-uncle, John Urquhart of Craigfintray, 
who hs been commonly called from this circum- 
stance "the Tutor of Cromartie."  IIia great-grand- 
nephew, our Sir Thomas, has celebmted his praise in 
very high terres. " He was," he says, " over all 
Britain renowned for his deep reach of natural wit, 
and great dexterity in acquiring of many lauds and 
great possessions, with all men's applause. '' 
From all accounts, it seems that the" ]'utor" was 
1 ,, Tutor" here simply mens "legal guardian "--for boys until 
fourteen years of agc, and for girls until twelve. At'ter these ages 
and before tlmt of twenty-one such wards are in the charge of 
"Cumtors." Owing to our author's having the saine Christiau 
naine as his fther, the mistake is often ruade of asserting that 
John Urquhart was his tutor. 
 llZorks, p. 172. In a MS. volume of Unlublished poems by 
Sir Thomas, which is described on p. 116, there is the ibllowing :-- 
"Upon the tutor of Cromarty, my great-grandfather's young«r 
brother, and my father's tutor : 
" The present tyme, the preterit, uor f«tur 
T' ourselves, our fathers, nor posteritie, 
Do now, have yet, nor will produce a tutor, 
For's Pupfls weil of more dexteritie, 
For he left free th' estate he had in charge: 
4nd by meer industrie did's own enlarge " (iii. 7). 
We are sorry to quote a poem of Sir Thomas's at this early stagc, 
belote the atmosphere bas been created which is needed fo per- 
ceiving and al)preciating its true value. The judîcious reader will, 
however, return to it with interest when that process has been 
coml)leted. 



6 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

faithful in the dischurge of all the duties belonging 
to his office, 1 though he did hot succeed in imparting 
to his pupil the secrct of acquiring landed prol)erty, 
either with or without applause. 
Sir Thomas Urquhart, senior, received his estates, 
we are informed, " without any burthen of debt, 
how little soever, or provision of brother, sister, or 
any othcr of his kindred or allyance wherewith 
to affect it."  He married Christian, the fourth 
daughter of Alexander, fourth Lord Elphinstone 
(1552-1638), and received with lier a dowry of 
nine thousand merks Scots (i.c. £500 Sterling). 
The datc of out author's birth is given by Maitland 
as 1605, but it is now certain that this is an error, 
and that the true date is 1611.  Sir Thomas was 
the eldest of the family, and he tells us that he 
was born rive years after the marriage of his 
parents. He also informs us that his mother's 
fther, Lord Elphinstone, held the office of High 
Treasurer in Scotland a the rime of the marriage. 
As that noblcmau was High Treasurer only from 
just before 19th April, 1599, till 22nd September, 
1601, it would hot havc been uureasonable to fix 
the date of the marriage as probably some time in 
1600, if we lmd no other ilffOl'lnation on the 
subject. But it so ha.ppens that the marriage- 
 John Urqulmrt, "the Tutor of Cromartic," died lu 1631, at 
the age of eighty-four, and was buricd in the old church of King- 
Edward, Aberdeeashire, where theïe is a marble monument to his 
memory. 
 Works, 13. 340. 
 Another erroneous date is in the edition of the Tracts of 1774, 
where 1613 is giçen as the year oï out author's birth. 



CONTEMPORARY EVENTS 7 

contract is in existence, 1 and is dated the 9th of 
July, 16 0 6, and consequently Sir Thomas's birth 
would fall in the ycar 1611. Out author must 
thereforc have been in error in describing his grand- 
father as being High Treasurer at the rime of his 
daughter's lnarriage. He had, indeed, occupied this 
office some years before. Sir Thomas should have 
said "had been," instead of "was," but his lordly 
disposition of mind would probably lnake him con- 
tcmptuous of such triltes. 
In 1611, James w. was drav«ing near to the end 
of the first period of his reign, during which he had 
been uuder the influence of the traditions of the 
days of Elizabeth and ]3urghley, and had hot yet 

 This is now amongst the Gardenston papers, having beeu 
formerly in the possession of Mr Dunbar Dunbar. _An account 
of its contents is given in .4ntiqearian 2Votcs, by C. Fraser 
Nackintosh, p. 195. An indepcndent corroboration of the abov« 
date of the marriage is givcn by a document now in the Register 
House in Edinburgh (Aberdecn Sasincs), in which Sir Thomas 
Urquhart, seuior, givcs sasine of the brony of Fisherie to Lady 
Christian E1phinstone. The "precept," or clause in the marriage- 
contract, which directs the nota T to give sasine of the estate 
settled on thebride, is also dated thc 9th of July, 1606, and in it she 
is described as being in sud TUrd vDyiMta!e. Probably the 
marriage took place either on that day or very soon afterwards. 
The bridegroom was just of age, while Lady Christian was under 
sixteen, the date of ber birth being 19th Decelnber, 1590 (The 
Lords ZTphistone, Fraser, i. 167). 
The issue of this marriage were at least the following sons and 
daughters :--(1) Tuo),s ; (2) Alexander ; (3) George; (4) John; 
(5) [naine unknown] ; (6) Henry ; and (7) Jaue, m. Sir Alexander 
Abercromby of Birkenbog; (8) Hclen, on. Sir James Gordon of 
Lesmoir; (9) Annas, m. Alexander Strachan of Glenkindie; 
(10) hIargaret, m. John Irving of Brucklay ; (11) [naine unknown], 
m.  Camlbell of Calder. 



8 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

passed into his own keeping, and the hands of pro- 
fligate favourites. ]3acon was still in the shade of 
distrust, from which, however, he was soon to 
emerge: he was now, indeed, Solicitor-General, but 
his ambition was hot satisfied by this post. The 
heir-apparent to the throne was t'rince Henry, who 
died in the following year. Charles, his brother, 
was now eleven years of age. Shakespeare brought 
out this year his play of Thc lIïtler's :Tale, and 
Ben Jonson his Catilinc. Sir Walter RMeigh was 
a prisoner in the Tower, and was busily engaged in 
writing his History of thc lIorhl, which he com- 
pleted in the following year, though it was hot 
published until 1614. The Authorised Version of 
the English Bible appeared this year. Milton was 
now a child of scarcely three years old, and Crom- 
well a boy of twelve. 
The birthplace of our author is unknown; for 
though the castle of Cromartie was the oflïcial 
residence of the sheriffs, Sir Thomas Urquhart, 
senior, is known to have had several other manor- 
houses, one of which was Fisherie, 1 in the parish of 
King-Edward, Aberdeenshire, in which he resided 
from time to time. It is probable that the future 
translator of Iabelais laid the foundation of the 
erudition by which in after years he was distin- 
guished, in ]3anff,  which then possessed a grammar- 
 Fisherie is about six toiles from Banff. 
" It is quite possible, however, that, in the parish school of King- 
Edward, our author could bave got the rudiments of a classical 
education. In 1649 (15th ov.), Mr James Petrie, who was school- 
toaster there, applied for the school of Bauff, and, as a test of his 
powers, "was ordeined to teache the sext satyr of Persius to- 



UNIVERSITY OF ABERDEEN 9 

school, rather than in the more northern town 
which is associated with his naine. 
Sir Thomas was only eleven years old when, in 
1622, he entered the University of Aberdeen, 1 but 
there is no reason fo believe that the average age 
of the "men" of his year would be in excess of his 
own. ]Donne was the saine age as Urcluhart when 
he entered Oxford. The famous Crichton went u]? 
fo St Andrews at the age of ten, though up fo that 
time he had hot given evidence of any extraordimtry 
wecocity. A gcneration before, Montaigne had 
already completed his collegiate course when he 
attained his thirteenth year. If seems strange to 
us that boys of such tender age should have been 
round able fo pass through a university curriculum ; 
and we are forced to conclude either that the boys 
of those days were intellectually superior fo those 
with whom we are familiar, or that the studies 
which occu]?ied them were less dee]? and severe 
than those which are now pursued in seats of 
learning. The latter is probably the true explana- 
tion of the marrer. University education in Scot- 
morrow in the school of Banf be nyne hours in l»resence of the 
bailyies and others in the toune who wer scholars." He passed 
through the test successfully, and was appointed to the office 
(Auals of JBmoE, ii. 30, :New Spalding Club). 
a The entry of his naine as a studênt on the roll is in the follow- 
ing terres: " In Academiam regiam Aberdonensem recepti sunt 
adolescentes quorum nomina sequuntur, prœeceItore Alexandro 
Lunano, Anno 1622. 
Tixomas Ureluhardus de Cromartie. 

'usti Abcrdoïcnses, 1854. 



IO SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

land had been remodelled, and adapted to the 
requirements of the time and of a l'rotestant society 
in the previous generation, and in this work Andrew 
Melville had a vcry notablc part. Iu 1583 a new 
constitution had beeu drawn up for the University 
o[ Aberdeen, and the arrangements prescribed by it 
nmy have existed there when our author was a 
student. The l'riucipal, according to this constitu- 
tion, was l'rofessor of Theology, as well as incumbent 
of the parish of Old Machar, and was responsible 
for the govcrmncnt and disciplinc of the college.  
Under him were four ]egeuts, one of whom was 
Sub-l'rincipa.1, aud to them was assigncd the duty of 
trtdning students lu wtrious departments of learning. 
Thus physiology, geography, astrology, history, and 
ttebrew were assigncd to the ub-I rmclpal. An- 
other llegent explained "the principles of reasoning 
from the best Greek and Latin authors, with prac- 
tice in writing and speakiug"; while a third 
lectured upon Greek, and read the more elementary 
Latin and Greek authors. The fourth t'egent 
taught arithuletic and geometry, and, along with 
them, a portion of Aristotle's Orgaon, thics, ad 
Politics, and Cicero's /)e O.7iciis. This attempt to 
assigu slecial dep;rrtments to the various regents 
respectively, was a marked imlrovement upon the 
older system, under which they were each respons- 
ible for teaching all the subjects included in the 
curriculum. 
The students paid fees, which varied in amount 
1 I(itg's College : O.cers ad Gntduates, by P. J. Anderson, 
M.A., pp. 347, 348. 



THE NOVA FUNDATIO II 

according to their social standing. 0n entcring the 
tmiversity they were required to tke an oath of 
loyalty to the Reformed religion. None were 
allowed to carry arms, or to converse in any other 
tongue than Greek or Latin. l'erhaps, however, 
this latter rule was merely an attempt to restrain 
the measureless ride of human speech. And in 
order that nothing might iuterfere xvith the progress 
of the students, the -hrora $'undatio, or new constitu- 
tion of Aberdeen Un[versity, abolished all hol[days 
(" otaries consuetas olim a studiis vacationes abolcri 
penitus "). 
Sir Thomas Urquhart's name does hot appear in 

 An "eminent Yorkshire edueationist" introduced the saine rule 
into the establishment under his charge. It is probable, however, 
tht in lIr Squeers's ese the arrangement was the result of inde- 
pendent reserch into methods of eduction, rther tlmn a hint 
borrowed frein Andrew lelville. "o holidaysnone of those 
ill-judged comings home twice  year that unsettle children's 
minds se t" (Viclwlas Vicklcby, chap. iv.). 
It is only fir te sny thnt there re doubts as te how far the 
rrangements under the 2Vova -tndatio, as above described, were 
in force in Sir Thomas Urquhrt's student dys. If the older 
system were still in operation, the Alexnder Lunch, who is men- 
tioued ns his prêceptor, would virtually lmve gaugh out author 
11 the subjects contined in the currieulum through which he 
pnssed. As there is no proof tlm Alexmder Lunan was nother 
Admirable Crichton, the fet of his doing se would strengthcn 
what we hve said nbove as te the comparative slightness of the 
erudition impnrted in  university eduction in those days. Sir 
Thoms Urquhart speks of having "lerned the elements of 
his philosophy" in the University of Aberdeen under Willim 
Seton ( llorks, p. 263). It bas been suggested tlmt it is n errer 
for John Seton, nd tiret if indicntes tht out uthor, like many 
other students of King's College, took  session or two at MarischM 
College (see Anderson's $'asti .4cad. «garisc. il. 34, 58S). 



IZ SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

the list of graduates in 1626, so that there are no 
meaus of determining from the records of King's 
College how raany years he spcnt there. :For the 
city in which he had received his education he ever 
afterwards had a high regard. Thus he says of it: 
"For honesty, good fashions, and learning, Aberdeen 
surpasseth as far all other cities and towns in Scot- 
land, as Londou doth for greatness, wealth, and magni- 
ficence, the smallest hamlet or village in England." 1 
tte gives unmeasured praise to some of those 
eminent men who were associated with the faine 
of Aberdeen Univcrsity in what bas been called its 
"Augustau age "--the first four or rive decades of 
the seventeenth century. Thus, according to him, 
William Lesley, D.D.,  was "one of the most pro- 
round and universal scholars then living"--like 
Socrates in having published no works, but, un- 
fortunately, unlike that philosopher in hot having 
among his disciples a ]'lato and an Aristotle to 
receive their master's knowledge and trausmit it to 
future generations, a Of his successor in the prin- 
cipalship, Dr William Guild, he says: "He de- 
serveth by himself to be remembered, both for that 
he hath committed to the press many good books, 
tending to the edification of the soul, and bettering 
of the minde; and that of all the divines that have 
lived in Scotland these hundrcd yeers, he bath been 

 llorks, p. 395. 
" Dr Lesley was successively Humauist, Regent, Sub-Principal, 
and Principal of Kiug's College. In 1639 he was deprived of his 
office by the Covenanting party. 
 tYorks, p. 262. 



PECUNIARY" DIFFICULTIES x 3 

the most charitable, and who bestowed most of his 
own to lublike uses. '' At the rime when he 
wrote these estimates of the sages at whose feet he 
had sat as a student, some of his old friends were 
under a cloud, and he had to be careful hot to 
compromise them by his lraise. And so he says 
of "Master William [?] Seaton," who had been his 
tutor, "[he was] a very able preacher truly, and 
good scholar, and [one] whom I would extoll yet 
higher, but that being under the consistorian lash, 
some critick Presbyters may do him injury, by pre- 
tending his dislike of them, for being praised by 
him who idolizeth not their authority." 2 
At the time of the nmrriage of Sir Thomas 
Urquhart, senior, Lord Elphinstone, who was fully 
acquainted with the prosperous condition of his 
son-in-law's affaixs, ruade him pledge hilnself to 
manage his property so that if might descend to 
his heir as he had himself received it. Unfortun- 
ately this pledge was hot fulfilled. Through mis- 
management and neglect his affairs got into dis- 
order, and the later years of his lire were troubled 
by pecuniary difficulties.  His son says of him: 
x lVorks, p. 263. The editor of the .Bool« of.Bon Accord gives a 
lower estimate of Dr Guild's character : he says that his works are of 
no literary merit, and that he got faine by his wealth and ostenta- 
tious liberality. He was minister of King-Edward before he went to 
Aberdeen ; and his widow, Catharine Rolland, founded a bursary 
at the university for young men belonging to that parish. 
 lbid. p. 263 ;see p. 11, note. 
 Lord Elphinstonc died 14th January, 1638. During the four 
preceding years his son-in-law had "ruade ducks and drakes" of 
his ancestral possessions. His portrait, which is still preserved at 
Carberry Tower, is engTaved in Sir William Fraser's work, The 



14 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

" Of a, ll men living [he was] the justest, equallest, 
and most honest in his dealings, [and] his humour 
was, rather than to break his word, to lose all he had, 
and stand to his most undeliberate promises, what 
ever they might cost; which too strict adherence 
to the a.usterest princiæles of vcracity, proved 
oftentimes dammageable to bim in his negotiations 
with many cmming sharks, who knew vith what 
profitable odds they could scrue themselves in npon 
the windings of so good a nature .... 13y the 
unfaithfulnes, on the one side, of some of his 
mental servants, in tilching froln him ranch of his 
personal estate, and falsehood of several chamber- 
lains and baylifl's to whom he had intrusted the 
managing of his rents, in the unconscionable dis- 
charge of their receits, by giving up one accourir 
thriee, and of such accounts many; and, on the 
other part, by the frequency of disadvantagious 
bargains, which the slieness of the subtil merchant 
did involve him in, his loss came unawares upon 
him, and irresistibly, like an armed man; too great 
trust to the one, and facility in behalf of the other, 
oeeasioning so grievous a misfortune, which never- 
theless did not proceed from want of knowledge or 
abilitie in natural parts, for in the business of other 
men he would bave given a very sound advice, and 
was surpassing dextrous in arbitrements, upon any 

Lords .Elphinstone. It gives one the impression of a grave, 
melancholy man. He had fourteen sons and rive daughters. It 
is to be hoped that none of his sons and no other of his sons-in- 
law had the faculty for getting into diflïculties which Sir Thomas 
Urquhart, senior, displayed. 



A LETTER OF PROTECTION x5 

reference submitted to him, but that hee thought it 
did derogate from the nobility of his bouse and 
reputation of his persou, to look to petty things in 
marrer of his own affairs." 1 
One of thc ways in which the elder Sir Thomas 
succeeded in impoverishing himself and his family 
was in becoming bail for peol:le who absconded ; so, 
at least, we would in[er from an entry iii the 
Court-book of the ]3urgh of Bau[l', under dtte of 
21st April, 1629, in which we find that "Sir 
Thmas Urqulmrt of Cromarty, hviug become 
caution for the al)pear:mce of Alexander Forbes, 
merchant in Balvenye, alleged forestaller, and the 
said Alexander hot having appeared, Sir Thomas is 
decerned to pay £40 Scots (£3, 6s. Bd. Sterling)."  
In 1637 we fiud thut he was obliged to appeal 
to his sovereign against the urgency of his creditors, 
and a Letter of l'rotection was issued in his favour. 
It ran as follows : "Letter of Protection granted by 
King Charles the Fit'st, under his great seal, to Sir 
Thomas Urquhart of Cromarty, from all dilligence 
at the instance of his creditors, for the space of one 
year, thereby giving him a pcrson« stadi in fl«dicio, 
notwithstanding he may be at the horn, and taking 

 1VorL's, p. 336. 
i The offence offo'estalliap consisted in buyil:g merehandise, 
victuals, etc., before they appeared in  fair or market-place for 
sale, or in taking steps fo raise the prices of such things, or in 
dissuading anyone coming to market from carrying his goods 
thithcr. The amount of fine for  first offence ws, as above, 
£40 Scots (or £3, 6s. Bd. Sterling) ; for  second offence, 100 merks 
(or £5, lls. ld. Sterling) ; while for  th;.rd offence it was forfeiture 
of movable goods. 



I6 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

him under his royal protection during the time. 
Dated at St James's, 20th March, 1637. "1 A 
somewhat humorous situation is suggested by this 
document. The creditors might "put him to the 
horn," i.e., according to the usual legal form, order 
him in the king's naine to pay his debts on penalty 
of being outlawed as a traitor, while the king himself 
authorised him to take no notice of the proceedings. 
In the saine year we have intimation of the 
clder Sir Thomas's pecuni,ry misfortunes being 
aggravated by domestic strife, for we find him 
instructing a high legal functionary to raise an 
action against his sons, Thomas and Alexander, for 
their unfilil conduct. The charge was that of 
"putting violent hands on the persone of the said 
Sir Thomas Urquhart of Cronmrtie, Knycht, their 
father, taking him captive and prissoner, and 
detening him in sure firmance within ane upper 
chalmer, callit the Inner Dortour, within his place 
of Cromertie, lanuam in privalo carcere, fra the 
Mononday to the Fryduy in the errer none therefter, 
committit in the moneth of December last, 1636." 
The case came up for trial before the Court of 
Justiciary on the 19th of July, and was postponed 
for a week, when it was abandoncd. The Lords of 
Council had appointed a commission to settle all 
differences between the father and sons, and on 
receiving their report the Court dismissed the 
case. e We havc no 1)articulars as to the causes of 
 M'Farlane's Gcnealogical Collcctions, il. 283. IS. Advocates' 
Library. 
Records of the Court of Justiciary. 



CASTLE OF CROMARTIE 17 

disagreement which led to such an unhappy state 
of affairs, but we are hot likely tobe far wrong in 
assuming that the sons wished to prevent their 
father's taking some legal step which they con- 
sidered would be detrimental to lais and their 
interests. The afibctionate terres in which our 
author describes his father's character ten years 
after his death, in the words above quoted, makc 
us sure that he sincerely regretted any wrong 
towards him of which he may bave been guilty at 
this rime. 
The old castle of Cromartie has now long dis- 
appeared, the stones of which it was built having 
been used for the erection of a modern house in 
1772, after the estate had passcd, by purchase, 
from the family of Urquhart to Mr George Ioss. 
If was a building of considerable antiquity. In 
1470 a royal grant was nmde by James III. to 
William Ur, luhart of the Motehill, or Mount of 
Cromartie, with permission to erect on this a tower 
or fortalice. Advantage was taken of this per- 
mission to fortify the family mansion, and it was 
converted into a castle of considerablc strength.  
Sir Thomas says of it: " The stance thereof is 
stately, and the bouse it selfe of a uotable good 
ftbrick and contrivance."' An intereting descriptiou 
 It was built in the old turreted style, and defended on the 
south by a moat and high wall. When it was taken down, in the 
surrounding ground were round human keletons, and urns con- 
taining human remains, both enclosed in graves ruade of flags 
( Old Stat. Account). 
: llZorks, p. 312. « The situation appêars in every view most 
delightftfl" (Pococke's Tom., 1760). 



I8 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

of the building as it was j ust before its demolition 
is given by Hugh Miller. "Dh'ectly behind the 
site of the old town," he says, " the ground rises 
abruptly from the level to the height of nearly a 
hundred feet, after which it forms a kind of table- 
land of considerable extent, and then sweeps gently 
to the top of the hill. A deep ravine, with a little 
stream running through it, intersects the rising 
ground at nearly right angles with the front which 
it presents to the houses; and on the eastern 
angle, towering over the ravine on the one side, and 
the edge of the bank on the other, stood the old 
castle of Cromarty. It was a massy, time-worn 
building, rising in some places to the height of six 
storeys, battlemented at the top, and roofed with 
grey stone. One immense turret jutted out from 
the corner, which occupied the extreme point of the 
angle, and looking down from an altitude of at least 
one hundred and sixty feet on the little stream, 
and the struggling row of trees which sprung up at 
its edge, commanded both sides of the declivity and 
the town below." Of the interior we are told by 
the saine writer, on the authority of an old woman 
who, as a child, had lived in the castle, that "two 
threshers could bave plied their flails within the 
huge chimney of the kitohen ; and that, in the great 
hall, an immense, dark chamber, lined with oak, a 
party of a hundred men had exercised at the pike. ''1 
The elder Sir Thomas had also a winter residence 
in Banff. 2 In the Court-book of the Burgh of Banff 
 Scenes and Zegends of the 2orth of 5'cotland, pp. 78, 80. 
: This was a fortalice-tower, with gardens, orchards, dovecots, 



CONNEXION WITH BANFF 9 

we have the following entry: " 1630, July 21st, Sir 
Thomas Urquhart of Cromartie gave in ane Act of 
the Session of Banff, geiveing licence to him fo erect 
ane desk and loft in the kirk of ]3anff (seeing he is 
both a parochiner and resident within the said toun) 
for his accomodatione. The brethren gave their 
approbatione with express provision that neither 
the edifice lmr lichtes of the said kirk suld bc 
deteriorat." 1 
]eyond the bare fact of his hving been a 
student in the Univcrsity of Aberdeen, we have no 
information concerning the manner lu which the 
earlier years of our author's lire were passed, or the 
etc., in the south part of Banff, which afterwards came into the 
possession of the Earl of Airlie. The bounds are thus described : 
"The common venncl at the north, the loch called the Saltlochs 
at the east, the lands called Little Guishauch af the south, and the 
road fo Overak at the west." Shortly before its dcmolition if 
was the headquarters of the Duke of Cumberland's army on 
its passage to Culloden. Besides this house and the castle of 
Cromartie, the Urquharts occasionally occupied their mansion- 
bouse of Fisherie. This stood a few yards to the south-west of 
the present farmhouse of hlains of Fisherie. It was taken down 
some sixty years ago. Some old trees still stand near the site of 
the bouse and garden. 
 Annals of l?a».ff (New Spalding Club), ii. 28. The old 
church in which Sir Thomas had a "desk" or pew, and a "loft" 
or small gallery, is now in ruins. Only the south transept is 
standing. In the parish church of King-Edward, Abcrdeenshire, 
the handsome silver communion cups bear an inscription to the 
effect that they were a joint present from Dr William Guild, the 
then incumbent of the parish, Sir Thomas Urquhart, and his 
uncle John Urquhart of Craigfintray. That the Sir Thomas 
Urquhart here named is hot our author but his father, is evident 
from the date of the incumbency of his fellow-donor, Dr Guild, 
who was minister of King-Edward from 1608 fo 1631. The cups 
bear date of 1619. 



2o SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

circumstances in which he acquired the miscel- 
lneous erudition which his writings display. The 
only relnark he makes about the education he 
received is to the effect that his ftther 1Md out but 
a very insignificant portion of his income upon this 
item of family expenses. Yet, however little the 
expenditure may bave been, Urquhart evidently 
profited fully by the education whieh he had 
received, and attained to somethilg more than a 
gentlelnanly acqu,intance with some of the abstruser 
departments of learning. 
The special bent of his mind in early years, nd 
his love for study rat|ler than sport, are shown in 
the following reminiscence of his youth, which he 
ntrrates with his char,eteristic diithseness. "There 
h,ppening," he says, ':a gentlenan of very good 
worth to stay awhile ,t my house, who, Olie day 
amongst many other, was pleased, in the de,dst 
rime of all the winter, with a gun upon his shoulder, 
to search for a shot of some wild-fol ; and after 
he had waded through many w,ters, taken excessive 
pillS iii quest of his gain, and by means thereof 
had killed some rive or six moor fowls nd pa.rtridges, 
which he brought along with him to my house, he 
was by sonle other gentlemeu, who chuneed to alight 
aU my gare, as he entered in, very much eommended 
for his love to sport; and, as the fashion of most 
of our eountrymen is, not to pr,ise one without 
disl»l'aising another, I was highly blamed for not 
giving my self in that kind to the saine exereise, 
having belote my eys so commendable a pattern to 
imitate ; I answered, though the gentleman deserved 



STUDIOUS TASTES 2I 

praise for the evident proof he had given that day 
of his inclination to thrift and laboriousness, that 
nevertheless I was hot to bltme, sceing whilst ho 
was busîed about that sport, I was imployed in a 
diversion of another nature, such as optical secrets, 
mysteries of natural philosophie, reasons for the 
variety of colours, the finding out of the longitude, 
the squaring of a circle, and wayes to accomplish 
all trigonometrical calculations by sines, without 
tangents, with thc saine compendiousness of com- 
putation,which, in the estimation of lcarned men, 
would be accounted worth six hundred thousand 
partridges, and as many moor-foles. 
There can be little doubt that Sir Thonms lmd 
the best of the argument. But he was hot satisfied 
with this: for nothing less wouhl content him than 
vanquishing his opponent on his own ground, as 
well as with the weapons of logic. With the saine 
lordliness of retaper which had led him to re- 
capitulate the dignified subjects which had occupied 
his studious mind--the squaring of the circle being 
but one of them--he chose the breaking-in of a 
home as a set-off agaiust his friend's achievements 
of the day before. The success of the scientific 
sudent and the discomfiture of the mere sportsman 
are told in the conclusion of the story. "In the 
mean while," he says, "that worthy gentleman, being 
wet and weary af ter travel, was hot able to eat of 
what he had so much toyled for, whilst my braine 
recreations so sharpened my appetite, that I supped 
to very good purpose. That night past, the next 
morning I gave six pence to a footman of mine, to 



SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

try his fortune with the gun, during the rime I 
should disport my self in the breaking of a young 
horse; and it so fell out, that by [the rime] I had 
given my selle a good heat by riding, the boy re- 
turned with a dozen of wild fouls, hall moor foule, 
half partridge, whereat being exceeding well pleased, 
I alighted, gave him my horse to tare for, and forth- 
with entred in to sec my gentlemen, the most 
especiall whereof was unable to rise out of his bed, 
by reason of the Gout and Sciatick, wherewith he 
was seized for his former daye's toyle." 1 
In the early years of his manhood, belote out 
author felt bimself qualified to take part in public 
lire, he spent some rime in foreign travel. The 
kind of figure cut by a young .Enflish gentleman of 
that period upon the Continent we know from the 
testimony of l'ortia, for it can scarcely be that 
much change had taken place in the interval of a 
generation, between her rime and the end of the 
first quarter of the seventeenth century, tIe was 
generally unversed in the languages of the countries 
he visited, and, from his lack of Latin, French, or 
Italian, was apt to fifil in understanding the natives, 
or in making himself understood by them. tIe might 
be handsome in figure, but conversation with him 
was reduced to the level of a dumb-show, tIis 
dress was often very odd, and his manners eccentric, 
as flough he had bought his doublet in Italy, bis 
round hose in France, his bonnet in Germany, and 
his behavioureverywhere. A strong contrast to 
him in the matter of language was the young 
 lIorks, p. 331. 



THE SCOT ABROAD 2 3 

Scotchman of the period, if Sir Thomas Urquhart 
is to be taken as at a]l au average specimen of his 
nation, and if his account of himself can be relied 
upon. He says of himself that when he travelled 
through France, Spain, and Italy, he spoke the 
languages to such perfection that he might easily 
have passed himself off as a native of any one of 
these countries. Some advised him to do so, but 
his patriotic feclings were too strong to allow him 
to follow such a course: " he t)lainly told them 
(without making bones thereof), that truly he thought 
he had as nmch honour by his own country, which 
did contrevalue the riches and ïertility of those 
nations, by the valour, learning, and honesty, 
wherein it did parallel, if hot surpass them."  
It is somewhat difficult for the mind to grasp 
the idea of a Scotchman in those days, when so 
many of the things which we now associate vith 
the nationality were hot in existencewhen his 
Church was Episcopalian in constitution, the Shorter 
Catechism hot yet written by Englishmen for his 
use, Iurns unborn, and distilled spirits hot exten- 
sively used as a beverage. We could scarcely even 
know him by his costume. For no selï-respecting 
representative of that country would assume the 
Highlaud garb which so many Englishmen believe to 
be generally worn north of the Tweed, if we are to 
credit the authoritative statement of Macaulay to 
the effect that "belote the Union it vas considered 
by nine Scotchmen out of ten as the dress of a 
thief. '' The characteristics by which "a Scot 
 lForks, 1 ). 272. " Itistory ofEnglnd, chat), xiii. 



2 4 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

abroad" in those days was recognised, were, from 
some accounts, hot shrewdness in making bargains, 
economical habits, indomitable perseverance, and 
unsleeping caution, but the pride and high-spirited- 
ness which ruade him keen in dctecting and swiït 
in avenging slights that might be cast upon the 
country from which he came. So deep was the 
impression ruade by these pcculiarities upon foreign 
nations, that they became proverbial. "He is a 
Scot, Ira has pepper in his nose !" 1 said they, some- 
vhat familiarly, yet with  touch of fear, when they 
noticed tlm flashing eye, and the hand instinctively 
seeking the sword-hilt. "tIigh-spi'ited as a Scot !"- 
they exclaimed with admiration, when among them- 
selves some soul was moved to unwonted courage. 
Such, at least, is the impression produced upon the 
mind by some of those novels in which Scott and 
his imitators trace the wanderings of their fellow- 
countrymen through European lands in those 
earlier rimes. That there is some foundation of 
truth for the lofty superstructure is rendered 
credible by the case of Sir Thomas Urquhart. 
" My heart,"  he says, "gave me the courage for 
adventuring in a forrain climat, thrice to entcr 

 "Scotus cst, 2»ipcr i naso," Medioeval provcrb. 
-" "Fier comme un Ecossais," French proverb. 
s It may be as well to warn our readers at this point that Sir 
Thomas Urquhart's vanity, or what would be called vauity in any 
other man, was unbounded. So calm and unconscious is it, that 
if often seems to betray a disordercd mind. Those who seek in 
his estimates of himself for illustrations of the grace of humility 
will seek in vain. They may, however, find other things, which, 
if hot so edifying, are far nmre amusing. 



SHAKESPEARE'S SCOTCHMAN 2 5 

the lists against men of three severall nations, to 
vindicate my native country 1 from the calumnies 
wherewith they had aspersed it; whcrein it pleased 
God so to conduct my fortune, that, after I had 
disarmed them, they iu such sort acknowledged 
their error, and the obligation they did owe me for 
sparing their lives, which justly by the law of arms 
I might have taken, that, in lieu of three enemies 
that formerly they were, I acquired three constant 
friends, both to my selfe and my compatriogs, 
whereof by severall gallant testimonies they gave 
evident proofe, to the improvement of my country's 
credit in many occasions." e 
The fair critic, whose estimate of the young 
Englishman bas been referred to, gives ber opinion 
also of his Scottish rival; but, strangely enough, 
she observes in him qualities of a kind opposige 
to those displayed by Sir Thomas Urquhart. She 
was struck by his neighbourly charity, " for he 
borrowed a box of the car of the Englishman, and 
swore he would pay him back again when he was 
able. ''s Can it be that the words put into ber 
mouth are merely the ribald wit of an envious 
 The reader who has sufficient euriosity and leisure may compare 
with the above the account which his contemporary, Lord Herbert 
of Cherbury (1581-1648), gives of his duels in his .4 utobiography. 
That noblcman was a kind of Sir Thomas Urquhart in water- 
colour, and his single combats arc surrounded with a propor- 
tionately milder glow of romance. Iudeed, they seem to haro been 
generally undertaken in order to compel impudeur young men to 
give back pieces of riband to charming young ladies from whom 
they ha01 snatched them. 
" IVorks, p. 311. 
 ,l[crchant of l& a.icc, Act I. Scene ii. 



2.6 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

Southron, or are we to understand that the spirit 
which triumphed ovcr so many inferiors was yet 
wise enough to discern when it stood in the presence 
of a mighticr than itsclf ? 
How a young nmn on his travels should occupy 
his rime, had been laid down in a little volume 
which had been published just before Urquhart 
set out to see the world abroad. In this he might 
read a list of the things which should engage his 
attention, drawn up in sonorous language by no 
less a personage than a late Lord Ch,ncellor of 
England--a man who was ready to give advice to 
all his fellow-creatures in all conccivable circum- 
stances. "The things," says Lord Bacon, "to be 
seen and observed are : the courts of princes, especi- 
ally when they give audience to ambassadors; the 
courts of justice, while they sit and hear causes; 
and so of consistories ecclesiastic; the churches 
and monasteries, with the monuments which are 
therein extant; the walls and fortifications of cities 
and towns, and so the havens and harbours; anti- 
quities and ruins; libraries, colleges, disputations 
and lectures, where any are; shipping and navies; 
house and gardens of stte and pleasure near great 
cities; armories, arsenals, magazines, exchanges, 
burses, warehouses; exercises of horsemanship, 
fencing, trMning of soldiers, and the like; comedies, 
such whereunto the better sort of persons do resort ; 
treasuries of jewels and robes, cabinets and rarities; 
and, to conclude, whatsoever is memorable in the 
places where they go. As for triumphs, masks, 
feasts, weddings, funerals, capital executions, and 



GLEANINGS FROM TRAVEL z 7 

such shows, men need hot be pu in mind of hem ; 
yet they are hot tobe negleced."l 
To what exten Urquhr followed a plan of this 
kind itis impossible to say; for, though his 
writings are so discursive ha we migh expec 
to find in them allusions to anything remarkable 
he had seen or heard, he bas very little to say 
abou his foreign experiences. I)r Johnson spoke 
wih contemp of an English peer, who had exended 
his travels as far as Egyp, but who had brough 
back only one small contribution to the general 
stock of human informaionthe fact that he had 
seen "a large serpent in one of the pyramids of 
Egypt." Urquhar was not quite so poverty- 
sricken as this; for he seems to have observed 
examples of mental infirmity, illustrations of which 
he migh doubless have found nearer home. 
"I saw a Madrid," he says, "a bald-pated fellow 
who beleeved he was Julius Cwsar, and therefore 
went constantly on the strees with a laurel crown 
on his head; and another at Toledo, who would 
not advenure to goe abroad unlesse i were in a 
coach, chariot, or sedane, for fear the heavens should 
fall down upon him. I likewise saw one in Sara- 
gosa, who, imagining himself o be the lawfull King 
of Aragon, wen no where without a scepter in his 
hand; and another in the kingdome of Granada, 
who beleeved he was the valiant Cid that conquered 
he Mores. A Messina, in Sicilie, I also saw a 
man tha conceived himself to be the great Alex- 
ander of Macedone, and that in a ten years space he 
 Essays, Ciril and Moral, xviii, 



z8 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

should be nmster of all the territories which he 
subdued; but the best is, that the better to 
resemble him ho always held his neck awry, 
which naturally was streight and upright enough; 
and another at Venice, who inmgined he was 
Soveraiga of the whole Adriatick Sea, and sole 
owner of a, ll thc ships that came from the Levante. 
Of men tht fancied themselves to be women, beasts, 
trees, stones, pitchers, glasse, augels, and of women 
whose strained imaginations have falne upon the 
like extravagancies, even in the midst of tire and 
the extremest pains fortune could inflict upon them, 
there is such variety of examples, amongst vhich 
I have scen some at Rome, Naples, Florence, Genua, 
:ptris, and other eminent cities, that to multiply 
any moe [more] words therein, were to load your 
ears with old wives' tales, and the trivial tattle of 
idly imployed and shallow braind humorists."  
He also tells, though hot in the saine connexion, 
of his having been witness of the honour and 
admiration lavished upon one of his fellow-country- 
men, Dr Seaton, by the glitc of :parisian society. 
"I have seen him," he says, "circled about at 
the Louvre with a ring of French lords and 
gentlemen, who hearkned to his discourse ith 
so great attention, tlmt none of them, so long as 
he was pleased to speak, vould off'er to interrupt 
him, to the end that thc pearles falling from his 
mouth might be the more order]y congested in the 
sevcral treasures of their judgements."  
:Part of his rime abroad was devoted to the 
 llZort:s, p. 364. " lbid. p. 256. 



SPOILS OF BOOK-HUNTING z9 

fascinating occupation of book-hunting, and he had 
great pleasure in the spoils he had won. When 
they were set in order on shelves in the library of 
the castle of Croraartie, he looked on them with the 
joy which only book-collectors know. "They were," 
he says," like to a compleat nosegay of flowers, which, 
in my tmvels, I had gathered out of the gardens 
of above sixteen several kingdoms."  
I llorks, p. 402. 



CtIAPTER II 

]e«tllcd tIome--The Covenanting Movcmcnt--The Trot of 
Turriff Our Author escapes to England--Is Knightcd-- 
Publishes his »igrams--His Fathcr's Embarrassments 
iucrease--Leslcy of Findrassie--Death of Sir Thomas 
Urquhart, scnior--Our Author strugglcs in vain to keep 
his Oreditors at bay--Other Wrongs and Losses--On bad 
Terres with the Church. 

----(,'cf', H[LE Urquhar was engaged in 
\,/\//ç i ,, l»Oil oro,' 
çç in Scotlan« came to such a 
height, that it was evident 
that matters could only be settled by an appeal 
to the sword, and, accordingly, he returned home 
fo assist the party to which his family adhered. 
He, doubtless, like Milton, considered it disgraceful 
that, while his fellow-countrymen were fighting ai 
home for liberty, he should be travelling abroad for 
amusemelt and intellectual culture. His father, 
who had been the first of the Urquharts to give 
up Roman Catholicism for Protestantism, took the 
unpopular side in the conflict that agitated the 
Church of Scotland. He was a staunch Episco- 
paan, and refused to accept the ational Covenant, 
when those who had voluntarily and enthusiastic- 



THE COVENANT 3t 

ally entered into it attempted to coerce others 
into following their examlle , and so turned it into 
an instrument of tyranny. 
The determined efforts of Charles i. and his 
advisers to make the Church of Scotland in all 
respects like the Church of England, were fiercely 
opposed, and, for a rime, the party which was resolved 
to make them as dissimilar as 1-,ossible trevailed. 
Episcopacy, liturgy, ancient ecclesiastical customs 
and rites, and all that savoured of l'relacy or 
Popery, were swcpt away by the rising flood. Yct, 
without committing oneself to the doctrine of 
passive obedicnce, it may be doubted whether the 
course of policy followed by the Covenanters was 
either wise or scriptural. For, notwithstanding 
the vehement protestations of loyalty expressed in 
the :National Covenant, armed resistance to thc 
royal authority was not obscurely hinted at in it. 
"We," said the subscribcrs, "promise and swear 
by the great naine of the Lord our God to continue 
in the profession and obedience of the said religion; 
and that we slmll defend the saine, and resist all 
those contrary errors and corruptions, according to 
our vocation, and to the utmost of that power which 
God hath put into out hands, all the days of our 
life." It is quite possible, it may be hoped, for one 
to be in sympathy with a certain political party, 
and yet to regret that the Church should identify 
itself with that party; and it certainly was aot in 
the end a good thin for the cause of religion that 
it should have beea so closely allied as it was with 
party lolitics in the seventeenth century. "My 



3  SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

kingdom is not of this world," said Christ; "if My 
kingdom were of this world, then would My servants 
fight." "lut up again thy sword into his place," 
He said to St leter, " for all they that take the 
sword, shall perish with the sword." Itis difficult 
to ste how these clear and eml»hatic utterances can 
be mde to tmrmonise with the resolution hot on]y 
to use force in the correction of ecclesiastical abuses 
and religious errors, but also to coerce those who were 
not l»rcpared fo follow thc saine course of policy.  
The Covenmting 1-,arty were successful beyond 
their hopes. The influence of the Mtrquis of 
Argyle secured the allegiance to the cause of the 
Highbnders in the west of Scotland; while, in 
Inverness and the region north of the Moray 
Firth, the movement was enthusiastically welcomcd. 
On]y onc district in Scotland held aloofthat of 
which Aberdeen was the centre. The conmmnity 
there had probably but little sympathy with the 
innovations which Laud was bent UlOn bringing 
in, but they had still less with the Covena.nt. 
They were attached to the modified form of Episco- 
pacy which had now existed in Scotland since thc 
 Thc utter chaos which rcstlted from the fusion of rcligion and 
politics may bo estimated lfore the fact that, in the October of 1650, 
there wcre ia the narrow bounds of Scotland four different armies, 
at enmity with each other, and each pret,ared to maintain with 
the sword a diffcrcnt cause, namcly, the Scot.tish (Presbyterian) 
army under GenerM Lesley, for King and Covenant combined; 
the English (Independent) army, under Cromwell, which 
against both ; the Highland army, under General hliddleton, 
which was for the King without the Covenant ; and the Westland, 
or ultra-Covenanting army, which was for the Covenant vithout 
the King. 



THE MARQUIS OF HUNTLY 33 

Reformation (with the exception of the years between 
15 9 2 and 1610), in which the bishops xx-ere little 
more than permanent moderators of l'resbyteries, 
and were subject to the General Assembly, and in 
which the ritual was of a very simple character. 
As a University and Cathedral city, and the resid- 
ence of a large number of wealthy landed proprietors, 
Aberdeen occupied a position of great importance 
in Scotland, and xvas by no means under the 
command of the capital. The heads of the 
Covenanting party very speedily round it necessary 
to take steps for bringing this corner of the king- 
dom into subjection to themselves. They could 
scarcely hope to succeed in overcoming the powerful 
forces at the command of the English Government, 
if they were to allow this enemy to remain undis- 
turbed in their rear. 
Accordingly, at a very early stage in the pro- 
ceedings, they attempted to gain over to their side 
the great territorial magnate of the district, the 
Marquis of Huntly, who, from his tank and wealth 
and hereditary loyalty to the throne, was likely to be 
the leader of the King's party iii the North. ]tad 
they succeeded, they would virtually have had the 
whole country at their back, for the community 
of Aberdeen, and the few neighbouring lairds, vho, 
like Sir Thomas Urquhart, refused to accept the 
Covenant, would not have dared to resist the 
national policy by force of arms. In the negotia- 
tions between the Covenanting leaders and the 
Marquis of Huntly, we bave an illustration of the 
very muddy roads along which religion is dragged, 



34 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

when it forms an alliance winh a political pal"ty. 
In is certainly winh somewhat of t shock that one 
who is under the impression that ail the Cove- 
nanters wcre saints of a very spiritually-minded 
type, lea.rns of the grim option which they offered 
to their possible opponent. Colonel Robert Munro, 
who had seen service i',, Germany, was appointed 
t,) wait upon the Marquis an Strathbogie, and to 
acqudnn hiln with thc resolutions to which the 
Covenanters had corne. "The sure of his com- 
mission to lIuntly was," we are told, " that the 
noblemen Covenantcrs were desirous that he should 
join with them in the comnon cause; that, if he 
would do so, and take the Covenant, they would 
give him the first place, and make him leader of 
thcir forces; and, further, they would make his 
state and his fortunes greater than ever they were; 
and, moreover, they should 1)ay off and discharge 
all his dcbts, which they knew to be about one 
hundred thousand pounds sterling; that their 
forces and associates were a hundred to one 
[in comparison] with the king; and, therefore, in 
was to no purpose to him to take up arms against 
nhem, for if he rcfused this offer and declared 
againsn them, they should find means to disable 
him for to hclp the king; and, moreover, they 
knew how to undo hiln, and bade him to exl)ect 
that they will ruinate his ïanfily and estates." 
The hands were, perhaps, the hands of Christian, 
the voice was certainly the voice of Mr Worldly 
Wiseman ! 
The reply of the Marquis was admirable for the 



ENVIRONED WITH COVENANTERS 35 

spirit of generosity and chivalry which it breathed. 
" To this proposition," we are told, " Huntly gave 
a short and resolute repartec, that his fimfily had 
risen and stood by the kings of Scotland; and for 
his part, if the event 1,roved the ruin of this king, 
he was resolved to lay his lire, honours, and estate 
under the rubbish of the king's ruins." 1 
Though Sir Thomas Urquhart, seior, was a 
staunch Episcopalian and a devoted Royalist, thc 
ch'cumstances in which he was placcd forbade his 
aiding the ecclesiastical and political causes which 
were dear to him with more thun good wishes. 
Ite was surrounded by neighbours of the opposite 
party,  and isolated from those with whom he would 
gladly have co-operated. Consequently, it renmined 
for his eldest son, our author, who apparently was 
residing at that rime at Balquholly Castle, in 
Aberdeenshire, where the adherents of the l'oyalist 
cause were numerous, to play a more heroic part. 
Between the date of the siming of the Coven.nt 
and that of the meeting of the General Assembly 
in Glasgow in 1638, The Tables, for such was the 
naine by which the executive government estab- 
 Gordon's çcots ,4ffairs, i. 49, 50. James Gordon (? 1615-1686) 
was ministcr of Rothiemay in Banffshire. IIis History of çcots 
,4ffairs fram 1637 to 161 is one of the principal authorities for 
this period. It has no pretcnsions to style, but is correct and 
impartial. It was first published in 1841 by the Spalding Club. 
"-' Early in the year 1638 some account was given to King 
Charles of the chief persons in the north of Scotland whom he 
might regard as faithful to his cause. " In Rosse," it was said, 
"Sir Thomas Urqhward, Sheriff of Cromerty, with his following, 
but they [are] environed wifl Covenanters, ther neighbour " 
(ibid, i. 61). 



3 6 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

lished by the revolutionary party was designated, 
decided to suldue the city of Aberdeen and the 
neighbom'ing country, and to compel the people 
there to accept the Covenant. 13efore resorting 
to force, however, an attempt was ruade to persuade. 
A commitee of three eminent clcrgylnen, Heuder- 
son, Dickson, and Cant, with the EarI of Montrose 
as president, ws sent north to deal with the 
somewhat unimpressible AbeMonians. The hos- 
pitable corporation of the northern city invited the 
visitors fo a banque of wine, but their invitation 
was scornully declined. The dcputation " would 
drink with noue till first the Covenant was sub- 
scribed." Such incivility was new in the history 
of the city, and a very satisfactory rebuke was 
given to it by the materils for he proposed 
banque being disributed among the poor. 
can be easily imagined that aïer this unsatisfactory 
beginning the serinons delivered by the clericnl 
deputatiou fell upo unsympathetic ears, and ruade 
but few converts. "The commissioners had one 
powerfuI ally iu the town, in the person of Earl 
Mtrischal, the son of the founder of the College, 
who h,d died in 1623; and, when they were 
reused licence to preach in the city churches, they 
adjourned to his residence aS the north end of 
whoEt is now Mttrisclml Street. The mansion 
consisted of severaI buildings with glleries sur- 
rounding  courtyard, and from these g,nlleries the 
three CovenoEnting ministers held forth from eight 
o'clock in the mornhag till four in the afternoon, 
trying to convince the people of the truth of the 



THE ABERDEEN DOCTORS 37 

Covenant. The children of granite, however, 
proved absolutely impervious to the 'apostles,' 
whom they scornfully pelted with mud." 1 
A paper-war, which attracted considerable notice, 
sprang up between the commissioners and six of 
the Aberdeen clergy--populrly designated in con- 
temporry literature as " the Aberdeen Doctors." e 
In this warfare the representatives of the Covenant- 
ing party came off rather badly. "The position 
taken by the Doctors," says John ttill Burton, 
"is the unassailable one of the dry sarcastic 
negative. Whatever the Covenant might be--good 
or badand whatever right ifs approvers had fo 
bind themselves to if, how were they entitled to 
force if on those who desired it hot ? And when 
their adversaries became eloquent on ifs conformity 
to Scripture and the privileges of the Christian 
Church, the Doctors ever went back to the saine 
negative positioneven if if were so, which we 
do not adroit, yet why force it upon us ? " 
Early in the following year, 1639, The Tables 
resolved to suppress the northern Malignants, as 
they were called, before Weparing fo enter on a 
campaign against their enemy in the south, and 

 A History of the bSdversity oflberdccn., 1495-1895, by J. 
Bulloch, p. 110. 
: These courageous worthies were the bishop's son, Dr John 
Forbes, Professor of Divinity in King's College; Dr Robert 
Baron, Professor of Divinity, an,t nfinister in Al,erdeen; Dr 
Alexander Scme, minister ot Old Aberdeen ; Dr William Leslie, 
Principal of King's College; and Drs James Sibbald and 
Alexander Ross, both ministers in Aberdeen. 
 t[is:oT of Scotland, ri. 235. 



3 8 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

thus save themselves from the dangers involved in 
having an enemy in their rear. The Earl of Mon- 
trose went north at the head of a considerable 
body of troops, and took possession of Aberdeen. 
The opponents of the Covenant fled from the city, 
and Huntly, the leader of the Royalists, felt unable 
to offer effective resistance. In spire of a safe- 
conduct granted him by Montrose on his coming in 
to tt coufcrcnce, he was taken prisoner to Ed[n- 
burgh and lodged in the Castle. 
This kidnapphg of the Ioy,nlist chier caused 

great irritttion ; ud ttl)On a runiour of the fleet's 
coming to the Firth of Forth, and of the Royal 
army's apl,roach to the Scottish border, the 
northern loy,nlists, of whom our Sir Thomas 

Urquhart was one, resolved to take arms on the 
King's side. The first mention of our author in 
history is in connexion with this rising; and the 
annalist Spalding relates two exciting incideats that 
occurred in one week, in both of which he took part. 
The first, which happeued on Friday, the 10th of 
hhy, was an attelnpt ruade by him and some of 
the other Royalist lairds or "barons," as they are 
called,  to take the castle of Towie-13arclay,  in 

 See note on p. 123. 
 Towie-Barclay is thc naine of an estate in the south-east corner 
of Turriff parish, Aberdeenshire, near Auchterlss Station, and faur 
and a hall mlles south-east of Tnrriff. Th castle is snpposed to 
have becn built in 1593. It remained pretty perfcct till 1792, was 
re-roofed in 1874, and rctains a fine baronial hM1 with vaulted 
ceiling. From at leoEst thc begiuning of t!m tburtenth century 
till 1733, th stat belonged to th Barclays, one of whooe lin 
was the celbratd Russian general, Prince IIichael Barclay de 



THE FIRST SKIRMISH 39 

Aberdeenshire. If seems that the lairds of Delgatie 
and Towie-Barclay had plundered the house of 
Balquholly, 1 which was occupied by our author, and 
carried off a large supply of "muskets, guns, and 
carabines." Sir Thomas was nt , man to submit 
quietly to such an outrage as this; and, doubtless, 
to his desire for vengeance was added a strong wish 
to get possession of the firearms, now that there 
was a good cause to be defendcd and brave men to 
use the weapons. They bad intended to surprise 
the castle, but when they cme fo it they found 
the gares shut, and the place strongly guarded. 
Lord Fraser and the eldest son of Lord Forbes 
had already known that an attempt vas to be 
ruade to recover the weapons, and had manned 
Tolly (159-1818). In lî92 it was sold to the governors of 
Gordon's Hospital, Aberdeen, for £21,000. Towie is a corruption 
of Tolly. See Bflling's .Baronial zIntiguities, vol. iv. 
 Balqnholly, nov Hatton Castle : a sqnare, castel]ated mansion 
of 1814, with finely wooded gronnds, in Turriff parish, three and a 
quarter nfiles south-east of Trriff. It comprises a considerable 
fragment of the ancient baronial castle of Ba]quholly (Gael. bailc- 
coill«, "town in the wood'), the seat of the Mowats from the 
thirteenth century till 1729, when the estate was sold to Alexandcr 
Duff, Es, l. Sir Thomas Urqnhart must either have rented the 
bouse from the hlowats, or lmve obt,ined leave to keep arms 
there. The cellars in which the arms were probably kept are 
exacfly as they were in 1638, except that the old loop-holes are 
partly filled up. The name of the mansiou was changed to Hatton 
Lodge in 1745, and to Hatton Castle in 1814, when themodern part 
was built--Hatton being the naine of the property in Auchterless, 
which previously belonged to the Duff family. The present pro- 
prietor is Gardeu Alexander Duff, Esq., who succeeded to the 
estates in 1866. There is behind Htton Castle a small croft 
called Cromartie (see Ordnance lIap), probal:ly ri'oto our author's 
occupancy of Balquholly or connexion with it. 



4 ° SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

the castle so effectually that the idea of storming 
it was out of the question. A few shots were 
exchanged, and then the attacking party rode away. 
The only casualty was the death of  David 1-'rott, 
who was a servant of the laird of Gight,  one of 
Urquhart's friends. " This," the historian remarks, 
"was the first rime that blood was drawn here 
since the beginning of the Covenaut."  
Four days after, a more serious encounter took 
place between the two forces. The Covenanters of 
the north had decided to assemble in force, and 
fixed upon Turriff, in Aberdeenshire, as their bead- 
quarters. The Royalists drew to a head at Strath- 
bogie, some eleven mlles off, and resolved to disperse 
their opponents. The Covenanting party was 
about twelve hundred strong, and the Royalists 
about eight hundred, but the latter had four brass 
cannon, which very materially strengthened them 
as an attacking force. They were under the 
leadership of skilful officers, among whom Arthur 
Forbes of Ilacktown [in King-Edward] is speci- 
ally nlentioned. Sir Thomas himself informs us 
that, "having obtained, though with a great deal 
of pain, a fifteen hundreth [hundred] subscrip- 
tions to a boud conceived and drawn up in 
opposition of the vulgar [pol,ultr ] Covenant, he 
selected from amongst them so many as he 
thought fittest for holding hand to [taking in 

 An ancestor of Lord Byron. 
"-Spalding's Mciorils, i. 185. Until within living memory 
the exact site of Prott's [or Pratt's] grave was pointed out ; but it 
is now qlite obliterated by being plonghed over repeatedly. 



THE TROT OF TURRIFF 4  

hand] the dissolving of their committees and un- 
lawful meetings." 1 
About ten o'clock on the night of Monday, the 
13th of May, they started for Turriff, marching in 
a "very quiet and sober manner," and by day- 
break managed to steal upon the village by an 
unguarded path. The sound of trulnpets and of 
drums aroused the UlSUSpecting Covenanters to 
the fact that they had been fairly surprised. 
" Solne were sleeping, others drinking, and smoak- 
ing tobacco, others walking up and down." A 
few volleys of musketry, and a few shots discharged 
from the calmon, servcd to disperse them, and the 
village was taken possession of by the attacking 
force. It was but a slight skirmish,  in -hicl 
three men were killed, two of the Covenantcrs, 
and one of the Royalists; but it was the first 
of the battles in the great Civil War, which 
raged for so many years, and dcluged with blood 
 ]IS. E2»igrams : The Animadversion. 
 "Ther fell only two gentlcmen upon the Covenantcrs sydc ; 
one ]Ir James Stacker, a scrvant fo the Lord ]Iucholles; and 
one Alexander Forbesse, servante to Forbesse of Tolqhwone : upon 
the Gordons syde, one common foote souldiour killed, (hy the 
unskilfullnesse of his owne comerades fyring ther musketts, as was 
thoughte), whom the Gordons caused butye solemnly, that day, 
out of ane idle vante, in the buriall place of Walter arcley of 
Towey, within the clmrch of Turreffe ; hot without great tcrror to 
the minister of the place, Mr Thomas ]Iichell, who all the whyle, 
with his sonne, disgwysd in a womans habite, had gott upp and 
was lurkinge above the syling of the churche, whilst the soul- 
diours wer discharging volleyes of shotte within the churche, and 
peircing the syling with tirer bulletts in severall places" (Gordon's 
Scots Affairs, il. 258). The reader will keep in mind that 
Gordon was the family narac of the Iarquis cf IIuntly. 



4 SIR. TIIOMAS URQUtlART 

so many fruitful plains in each of thc three king- 
dores. On this accourir "the Trot of Turriff," as 
it was called, should hot 1)e ïorgotten. 
Aftcv this victory, the Royalists being masters of 
the village, the common soldiers, who were hungry 
after their night's narch, plundered the houses of 
those thcy thought were Covenanters, and supplied 
thcmselves with meat and drink. The grcatest lots 
fcll upn the minister, Mr hlitchcll, who, however, 
receivcd very Iiberd compensation ïrom l'arliament 
in the folh)wing ycar. They next gathered as naa.ny 
of the inlmbitants of Turriff together as they could 
find, and ruade them accept and subscribe the King's 
Covenant.  This dcvice for securingadherents was, 
howeve', incffcctual, for, a few weeks later, those 

 This was originally the King's Confession, and was drawn no 
in 1580 by John Craig, minister of Itolyrood Housse, and subscribed 
by James ri. and his household on 28th January, 1580-81. If is 
priutcd ai length in Row's ttistoric of the Kirk of Scotland. It 
reaffirms the Confession of Faith of 1560, but contains also a 
solemn rcnunciation in great detail of the errors of Popery. It 
was ai,proved ly the General Assembly in April, 1581. A 
"Gem'ral Baud [Bond] for lIaintenance of the grue IZcligion" was 
added in 1588. The National Covenant of 1637 was an ampli- 
fication of the previons Confessions, containing in addition an 
abjuration of Episcopal Church-government, as thc King's Con- 
fession did of Pope T. In Sel»ferai»er , 1638, Charles I. issued a 
proclamation for the Scottish peol,le fo snbscribe this King's Con- 
lssion and Gencral Banal, bnt the Covenanters regarded this  a 
subi,le plot o divide thcm, an,t destroy the National Covenant, 
and, therefore, protcsted against the proclamation. The Confession 
and Band so suhscribed, for if was suhscribed by some, got the 
name ofthe «, King's Covenant." If did hot, of course, contain the 
abjuration of Episcopal Church-government. Those who adhered fo 
if were called Maliguants ; while the name Covcnanters was appliett 
to those who subscribed the llational Covenaut. 



ESCAPES TO ENGLAND 43 

who ]md sworn lo lhe King's Covenanl, on a 
declaralion lhal they had acled under COml,ulsion, 
were solemnly absolved by lheir minisler from all 
obligalion lo keep 
The oyalis$ leaders now began lo lhink of 
furlher projeels, as lhe number of lheir ïollowers 
inereased aller lhe vielory al Tarriff. They losl 
no liane in marehing upon Aberdeen, and in quarter- 
ing lhemselves upon ils inhabilanls, espeeially Ul-,on 
Lhose who were known lo belong to Lhe CovenanL- 
ing parly. Iii a few days, however, lhey foulid 
lheir posilion unLenable. A eonsiderable number 
of lheir Highland forces disbanded, and marched 
away o lheir homes, phmdering as flmy wenl--" a 
lhing," lhe hislorian remarks, "verye usuall wiLh 
lhem." The others retrealed from Aberdeen, wben 
lhe Covenanling army under lhe Earl Marisebal 
enlered Lhe eily, on lhe 23rd oï May, 1639. 
A small number of prominen Boyalisls, 1 of 
whom our Sir Thomas v«as one, now resolved lo 
leave Seolland, where lhe cause lo which Owy 
were devoled was ai sueh a low ebb. A ship, 
belonging o one Andrew Findlay, had been kepl 
in readiness for an elnergeney like lhis, and on iL 
lhey embarked haslily, aud sailed away lo England, 
lo offêr lheir services lo Ch.rles I. " Urquharl," 
says I)r Irving, "who professes lo bave launehed 

 Among those who nmde their escape from Aberdeen along with 
Urquhart were Adam Bellenden, the bi.hop of the diocese ; Alex- 
,nder Innes, minister of Rothiemay ; Alexander Scrogie, a Regent 
of King's College ; together with the bishop's son, nephew, ami 
servant (Sp,lding's Mcnorials). 



44 SIR THOMAS UR(UHART 

forth in the view of six hundred of his enemies, 
was, within two days, landed at Berwick, where he 
found the Marquis of Hamilton, and delivered to 
him a letter from the leaders of the northern 
Iloyalists. Ite had likewise undertaken to be the 
bearer of despatches to the King, containing the 
signatures of the saine chieftains; and, having 
proeeeded to the royal quarters, he obtained an 
audience of His Majesty, and explained to him their 
past exertions and future plans for his service. 
fie appears to have been satisfied with his own 
reeeption, and the vritten answer 'gave great eon- 
tentment to all the gentlemen of the north that 
stood for the king.'"  
In one «f ont author's traets, published in 1659 
we have a pedigree of the fmnily of Urquhart. 
Under his own name he states that "he was 
knighted by King Charles, in Whitehall Gallery, 
in the yeer 1641, the 7 of April." In the saine 
year he first ruade his appearance as an author in 
the publication of his three books of E]@rarns, 
Moral and 1)ivinc, of which a fuller notice will be 
fomd in a ltter chapter. Let us now for a little 
lcave Sir Thomas, happy in his sovereign's favour, 
his head cncircled with the ivy-wreath that clothes 
thc brows of learncd poets, and his eye fixed upon 
a prominent crag of Mount Parnsus as hence- 
forth specially his own, and turn to his father, 
whose golden dreams have long since fled away, 
and ]eft him but the dreariest and shabbiest prose. 
 Zlves of thc ,ç«ottish llZriters, vol. i. ; Urquhart's NS. Elffgrans : 
Thc Animadversion. 



CIVIL WAR A RELIEF 45 

For thirty-six years the elder Sir Tholnas had 
been in possession of the ample estates of the 
house of Urquhart, and during ncarly the whole of 
this rime the country had been st peace, so that 
he had no one but himself to blame for the im- 
poverished condition in which thêy were when his 
son received them. The latter deseribed the state 
of matters in the following terres: "All he be- 
queathed unto me, his eldest Son, in matter of 
worldly means, was twelve or thirteen thousand 
pounds stcrling of debt, rive brethren ail men, and 
two sisters almost mariageable, to provide for, and 
lesse to defray all this burden with by six hundred 
pomads sterling a year, although [i.e. even if] thc 
warres had hot prejudiced me in a farthing, then 
[than] v«hat for the maintaining of himself Moue in 
a peaeeable age he inherited for nothing."  
So exasperated w the old man by the inpor- 
tunity of his ereditors, tllat st last, we are told, the 
sound of one of their voiees was in his ears as "the 
hissing of a basilisk." The great Civil War itself, 
whieh bronght ealamity and grief to so many 
homes, was ahnost weleomed by him for the 
relief it brought him from the "hornings " and 
"apprisings," and other legal proeesses, whieh 
threatened him in rimes of peaee. "The dis- 
orderly troubles of the land," says his son of him, 
"being then far advaneed, though otherways he dis- 
liked them, were a kind of refreshment to him, and 
intermitting relaxation from a more stinging dis- 
quietnesse. For that our intestin troubles and dis- 
 lFort's p. 340. 



4 6 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

tempers, by silencing the laws for a while, gave some 
repose to those tht longed for a breathing time, 
and by hudling up the terres of Whitsuntide and 
M:rtimass, wbicb in Scotla|d are Lhe destinated 
times for payment of debts, promiseuously with the 
other seasons of the year, were as an oxymel julip 
wherewith to indormiat thcm in a bitter sweet 
security."  
The most importunate of all the creditors, or, 
as Urqtflart describes them, "the usurious cor- 
morants," who harassed the unhappy proprietor of 
Cromartie, was a certain Robert Lesley of Findrassie. 
I[e held a mortgagc upon the estate, and though he 
was indebted to its owncr for many acts of kind- 
ness, he had been the first to foreclose upon the 
property, and had persuaded other creditors to join 
with him in taking this step. The annoyance and 
mortification caused by thcse proceedings hastened 
Sir Thomas's death. Two days before that event, 
animtted by regret for the vrong hc had donc his 
hoir by the impoverishment of the family property, 
he assembled his yonnger children, and bound 
them, "under pain of his everlasting curse and 
execration," to do all in their power to help their 
elder brother. The terres of this extraordinary 
bond, his son tel]s ns, were these: "to assist, 
concur with, follow, and serve me, to the utmost 
of their power, industry, nd means, and to spare 
neither charge nor travel, though it should cost 
them all they had, to release me from the un- 
deserved bondage of the domineering creditor, and 
 lForks, p. 346. 



ATTEMPT TO REDUCE DEBTS 47 

extricate my lands from the impestrements wherein 
they were involved ; yea, to bestow nothing of their 
owne upon no other use, till that should be donc 
and all this under thcir own handwl'iting, secured 
with the clause of registl'ation to mke the oppro- 
brie the more notorious in cse of fMling, as the 
pŒEper itself, whieh I have la 'etcntis, together with 
anothcr signcd fo the saine sense, by my mothcr, 
and also my brothers and sisters, Dunbugar [Dun- 
luga8] 1 only excepted, will more evidently testifie." 
Sir Thomas Urquhart, the elder, died in April [?], 
1642, after a long and lingering ilhmss, s 
Our author now returned holne to enter on 1)os 
session of his estates, and to attelnpt to reduce to 
something like order the chaos in which the family 
aairs were. He resolved to commit the manage- 
ment of his-property to trustees, who, af ter paying 
his mother's jointure, were to dcvote the whole of 
the test of the rents to the reduction of dcbt. He 
himself went to lire on the Continent, in the hot,e 
x Dunlugas is in the parish of Alvah, close by the river DevcroD, 
on the east side. 
 lYo,'ks, p. 341. 
a "He was alive last Whitsunti(M  said the eoachnmn .... 
WhitsuntideMas! eried Trim .... What is Whitsuntide, 
Jonathan, or Shrovetide, or any tide or time past, to this" 
(Tristmm Shaudy, vol. v. chap. vii.). 
Our author states (lYorks, p. 341) fltat "his father's death 
oceurred in August in the year 1642, some four yeares after the 
hatehing of the Covenant." IIe is, however, very eareless in details 
of ft, and is in error eoneerning this date. Sir Thomas Urquhart, 
senior, is term "emqll" (i.e. "thc late") in the Burgess Roll of 
Banff, on 14fil June, 1642 (Aqnals er a, il. 418). Perhal,s 
the date was April instead of August. The Covenant was signed 
1st Mareh, 1638, 



4 8 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

that in a few years he would be able to return 
home and enjoy his inheritance unencumbered by 
debt. These proceedings, with the disappointing 
results that followed them, are related in a pas- 
sage of his Logo_pandecteision, which is worth quot- 
ing. " Immediately after nly father's decease," he 
says, "for my better expeditiou lu the discharge of 
those burthens, having repaired homewards, I did 
sequestrate the whole rent (my mother's joyuture 
excepted) to that use only, aud, as I had done 
many rimes before, betook myself fo my hazards 
abroad, that by verrue of the industry and diligence 
of those whom, by the advise and deliberation of 
my nearest friends, I was induced to intrust with my 
attirs, the debt might be the sooner defrayed, and 
the ancieut bouse rcleeved out of the thraldome it 
was so unluckily faln into. But it fell out so far 
otherwoEyes, that after some few years residence 
abroad, without any considerable expence from 
home, whcn I thought, because of my having morti- 
fied aud set apart all the rent to no other end then 
[than] the cuttiug off and defalking of my father's 
dcbt, that accordingly a great part of my father's 
debt hoEd been discharged, I was so far disappointed 
of my expectation thcrin, that whilst, conform to 
the confidence reposed in him whom I had intrusted 
with my alïtirs, I hoped fo have been exonered 
and relieved of many creditors, the debt was only 
past over and transferred from one in favours of 
another, or rather of many in the fnvours of one, 
who, though he formerly had gained much at my 
father's hands, was notwithstanding at the rime of 



EGYPTIAN BONDAGE 49 

his decease none of his creditors, nor at any rime 
mine ; my Egyptian bondage by such means remain- 
ing still the saine, under ttsk msters different only 
in naine, and the rents neverthelesse taken up to the 
full, to my no sma.ll detriment and prejudice of the 
house standing in my person. The aime of somc 
oZ those I concredited [committed] my weightiest 
does [affairs] unto, being, as is most conspicuously 
apparent, that I shonld never reap thc fruition nor 
enjoyment of any portion, parcell, or 1,endicle oï 
the estate of my predecessors, unlesse by my fortune 
and endeavours in formin countries, I should be 
able to acquire as much as might sufl]ce to buy it, 
as we say, out of the ground. And verily," he 
concludes, "though hot in relation to these imoble 
and unworthy by-ends, it was my purpose and 
resolution to bave done so, which assuredly, had 
hot the turbulent divisions of the rime been such 
as to have crossed and thwarted the atchieve- 
ments of more fiisible projects, I vould have 
accomplished two or three severall ways ere 
now." 1 
One is inelined to vonder vhat the çwo or 
three lucrative undertakings vere, whieh çhis High- 
lnd gentleman had in view vhen he spoke in this 
way of the practicability of making enough money 
to purchase back his estates. "What song the 
syrens sang," says Sir Thomas ]3rowne, "or vhat 
naine Achilles assumed vhen he hid himself among 
women, though puzzling ciuestions are not beyond 
ŒEll conjecture." ]3ut even as wise a man as Sir 
 lVorks, pp. 346, 347. 
4 



5 ° SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

Thomas Browne might well pause before venturing 
on a conjecture i connection with this marrer. 
In one of the official records of the time, 1 there 
is au entry which shows that Urqulmrt was resi- 
dent in London in 1644. On the 9th May of that 
year he is assesscd for a forced loan t £1000; 
aud, ou the 16{,h of the sme month, there is an 
order for him to be brought up in ctIstody to pay 
his assessment ; while, on the 21st, it is noted that 
his assessmeut is "respited till he slmll speak with 
the Scottish committee and take further orders, he 
eugoEgilg to appear whenever required." He no 
doubt proved fo the committee tlmt he had no 
property fit London, but was only a sojourner there, 
and was accordingly virtuoElly discharged. His 
place of resideuce in London at this rime was 
Clare Street,  then newly erected upon St Clement's 
 Caleular of Proccedi»gs of Commilee for _4dcanccs of Moeys- 
Taxcs, i. 381. 
 Thc ncighbourhood is now a clnster of narrow, dirty streets 
and passages, lincd chiefly with butchers' and grocers' shops, 
which overfiow into the adjacent streets, and are supplemented by 
fishmongers' and miscell:mcous stalls and barrows--a crowded, 
noisy, and unsavoury place on Saturday nights. In 1640, 
Charles L grauted his licence to Thomas York, his executors, etc., 
fo erect as many buildings as they thought 1,roper upon St 
Clenmnt's Inn Fields, the inheritance of the Earl of Clare. He 
issued another licence in 1642, permittiug Gervase Holles, Esq., to 
make several streets of the width of ihirty, thirty-four, and forty 
feet. These streets still reain the names and titles of their 
founders--Clare Street, Denzil Street, and Holles Street. Clarc 
Street is somewhat rich iu inteïesting associations. There is a 
letter of Steele's to his wife, dated ri'oto the Bull Head Tavern in 
this street, 24th August, 1710. If seems likely that he was hiding 
there. Mrs Bracegirdle, a ceIebrated actress of that rime, "was 
iu the habit of going iuto that neighbourhood, and giving money 



A BURDENED ESTATE 5 

Inn Fields, on the east side of 1)rury La.ne, and 
ealled after John Holles, 1 second Ea.rl of Clare, 
whose town-house wa.s near by. 
Sir Thomas Urquhart now resolved to take thc 
management of his o-n affairs, and, if possible, so 
to eonduet matters as to seeure subsistenee for 
himself, as well as satisNetion for his father's 
ereditors; and, in the year 1645, he weut to lire 
in the aneestral home at Cromartie. IIis rental 
still mnounted to £1000 Sterling a ycar, whieh 
represents about £7000 in our rime, but a debt of 
twelve or thirteen ycars' ineome was a vcry serious 
burden upon such an estate. 
There eau be little doubt that the entanglement 
in whieh the fina.neial aflirs of the house of 
Urquhart were involved beeame noue the less eon- 
fused and eonfusing when the gallant knight applicd 
himself o unravel i. That was seareely a tsk 
whieh he was fitted. 2,[ueh more approl-,riate 
would it bave been for him to draw the sword, like 
Alexander, and eut the Gordian knot. l'erha.ps his 
failure, as in another well-known case, e is partly to 

to the poor basket-women, insomuch that she could hot pass 
without having thaukthl acclamations from people of all degrees." 
If was to Clare Street and Clare l[arket that Jack Sheppard went, 
after his escape fl'om Newgate : he there boght a butcher's fl'ock 
and woollen apron, which he was wcaring when cal,tured af 
Fiuchley. Here was Johnson's Hotel, celebrated for upwards of 
seventy years for ifs à la mode bee£ Isaac Bickerstaffe, too, lived 
in this strcet. 
 John Holles, creatcd Baron ttotghton of Houghton, in the 
county of Nottingham, iu 1616, and Earl of Clare in 1624. 
" "If I had known that young man [Uriah Heep]," said Nr 
),Iicawber, "at the period when my ditticulties camc to a crisis, all 



5 2 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

be attributed to his hot having had a legal adviser, 
familiar with the intricacies of the law, and able to 
prevent his creditors getting more than their pound of 
tlesh, if no fo save cven that from them. Charles I. 
once said that he kuew as mueh law as a gentleman 
ought to know. Sir Thomas Urquhart seems to have 
had t somewlmt similar acquaint,nce with the saine 
subjcct, and this, like that of the person mentioned 
iu the foot-note ou the prcceding page, was 1-,robab]y 
«c, quired "a.s a defendant on civil process." There can 
be no doul_, tha he "nmde an ellbrt" more than once. 
In vain did be bave recourse to "pecunial charms, 
ad holy w,tcr out of l'lutus' cellar."  The charms 
were indeed potent, but they were hot applied long 
enough ; the holy water was composed of the right 
ingrediets, but flere was too little of if in the 
cellars at Cromartie. Ho could hot, with all 
struggles, succeed in cm'ing what tle Limousin 
zcholar in 1-,abelais calls " the penury of pecune in 
the mrsupie" [i.c. the want of money in the purse] 
--th complaint which is so mortifying fo the pride 
,f any geutlem,n, but which is specially exasperat- 
ing fo a Highland gentleman. His cares and dis- 
tresses, or, as he calls them, his "solicitudinary and 
luctiferous dscouraements, wereenough fo al,palI 
the most undaunted spirits, aud kill a very l'aphla- 
gonian partridge, tlmt is said fo bave two hearts."  
I can sy is, thut I believe my creditors would bave been better 
nmnged than they were" (Darid Col»verf'ld, chap. xvii.). 
 ll/'arks, p. 347. 
" lbid. p. 346. For the auflmrity on which this interesting 
ornithologicl stutement is ruade the reader will overhaul his Pliny 
(//. 2V. xi. clmp. 3). 



IMPORTUNATE CREDITORS 53 

Probably Sir Thomas Urquhart was harshly dealt 
with by his father's ereditors, though, of course, itis 
possible that in the story as told by tbeln tbey 
would appear in a more favourable light. They 
had to do with a man who was unpraetieal and 
fantastieal in the highest degree, and morbidly 
sensitive in all matters that seemed to lower his 
dignity or to east a slur upon his honore'. His 
brains seethed with plans for the improvement of 
agrieulture, trade, and edueation, but none of these 
did the importunity of his ereditors permit him to 
earry into effeet. " Truly I may say," he eomplains, 
" that above ten thousand severall rimes I have by 
these flagitators been interrupted for money, whieh 
never eame to my use, direetly or indireetly one 
way or other, st home or abroad, any one rime 
whereof I was busied about speeulations of greater 
eonsequenee then [than] all that they were worth 
in the world; from which, had I hot becn violently 
pluck'd away by their importunity, I would htve 
emitted to publick view above rive hundred several 
treatises on inventions never hitherto thought N,on 
by any."  Before his imagination there floated the 
dream of Mat he might have been, and his mind 
alternated between passionate remonstrances against 
his unfortunate circumstances and delusive hopes 
and anticipations. 
The editor of the Maitland Club edition of 
Urquharb's works truly remarks that there is a 
melancholy earnestness, ahnost approaching in- 
sanity, in his wild speculations on what he might 
 lorl's, p. 326. 



54 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

have donc for himself and his country but for the 
weight of" worldly ineumbranees. "Even so," he 
says, " may if be said of myself, that when I was 
most seriously imlmsied about the raising of luy 
own and countrie's reputation to the supremest 
reaeh of my endeavours, theu did my father's 
crcditors, like so many millstones hanging ai my 
heels, pull down the vigour of my fancie, and 
violently hold tha under, what [which] other wayes 
would have ascended above the sublimest regions of 
vulgar conception." 1 
So convinced was he that the schcmes and in- 
ventions with which his thoughts were occupied 
were of immense value, that he declared that he 
ought to have the benefit of that Act of James III. 
(36th stature of his fiïth Parliament)which pro- 
vides that the debtor's movable gocds be tiret 
"valued and discussed before his lands be apprise&' 
He claimed this as a right from the State; "and 
if," he says, "conform to the aforesaid Act, this be 
granted, I doe promise shortly to display before the 
worl, l, ware of greater wflue then [than] ever from 
the East Indias was brought in ships to Europe." e 
But unfortumtely the Philistines were too strong 
for him. 
To these pecuniary difficulties were added annoy- 
ances and wrongs, which the meekest of mankind, 
among whom Sir Thomas is hOt to be reckoned, 
would have found it hard to bear. 
Mention bas already been ruade of Robert Lesley 
of Findrassie, the most relentless of all the creditors, 
1 ]IrOT],,8, 1)" 328. "Ibid. p. 325. 



LESLEY OF FINDRASSIE 55 

who, according to Sir Thomas Urquhart's account 
of matters, made lire bitter for him, and defeated his 
many schemes ïor the benefit of the human race. 
The injurions proceedings (,f this man form a sub- 
jcct which our author can never lcave for any 
length of rime, and to which it is necessary for his 
biographer to revert occasionally, ttis mffortunate 
debtor round a certain grim satisfaction, as well as 
an opportunity for gratifying his taste for genea- 
logical research, in tracing Robert's descent from a 
celebrated murdercr--that :Nornmn Lesley whose 
hands were dipped in the blood of Cardinal ]3eaton. 
It is certain, however, that there was no real 
foundation for this opinion. 1 
Unless Robert Lesley is a much-maligned man, 
his conduct towards the son of his patron was both 
rapacious and ungrateful. On one occasion at least 
he acted in a very high-handed manuer. "With 
all the horse and foot he was able to command," 
says Sir Thomas, " he came in a hostile manner to 
take possession of a farm of mine called Ardoch; 
unto which . . he had no more just title then 
[than] to the town of Jcricho mentioned in the 
Scriptures; and at the offer of such an indignity to 
our bouse, some of the hot-spirited gentlemen of 
our naine would even then have taken him, with his 
three sons, bound them hand and foot, and thrown 

 ]7orman Lesley, laster of Rothes, eldest son of George, fifth 
EOErl of Rothes, died without issue in 1554. This disposes of Sir 
Thomas Urquhart's statement. The Lesleys of Findrassie then» 
selves claimed to be descended from lobert, the fourth son of Earl 
George. Sec Scotch Peerage Zaw, by J. Riddell, p. 190. 



5 6 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

them within the flood-mark, into a place called the 
Yares of Udol, there to expect the coming of the 
sea in a full ride, to carry him long to be seized 
in a soil of a greater depth, and abler fo restrain the 
iusatiableness of his immense desires, then [than] 
any of my lands within the shire of Cromartie." 
Sir Thomas, according to his own account, hindered 
the perpetration of this violence, and gave his 
enemy and those who accompanied him "a pass and 
safe-conduct to their own houses." 1 
Yet so far was the caitiff creditor from being 
touched by this 1,roof of magnanimity on the part 
of his debtor, that he applied himself with renewed 
vigour to the concoction of sehemes for his total 
destruction. So at least Sir Thomas would have 
us believe. On one occasion Lesley tried to inveigle 
him to Inverness, with the intention of having him 
arrested at the suit of an accompliceJames 
Sutherland, "Tutor of Duffus "--and kept in dur- 
ance until he had satisfied all his enemy's demands. 
On another occasion Lesley managed to get a troop 
of horse quartered upon the tenants of Cromartie, 
till, says our author,"I should transact for a sure, 
of money to be paid to his son-in-law ; which verily 
was the greater part of his portion."  In addition 
to this, a garrison was stationed for nearly a year 
in the castle of Cromartie, where they conducted 
themselves in a way calculated to wound and 
humiliate the proud spirit of its proprietor. Among 
other wrongs and losses infiicted upon him was 
the sequestration of his library, which he had 
 llorks, p. 379. " Ibid. p. 380. 



LESLEY DEFENDS HIMSELF 57 

collected with sucla lgains. Sir Thomas says that 
lae sought eagerly to be allowed to purclmse back 
the precious volumes, but was himlercd by the 
sl)itefulncss and indiffercnce of those to whom he 
moEde application, and was ultimatcly able to secure 
only a few of them, whicla had been stolon from 
the collection and dispersed through the country. 1 
In an amusing passage in the £ogoandcctcision, 
our author gives us a specimen of the peculiaritics 
of speech which distinguished lais arcla-enemy, 
Lesley of Findrassie. As we read it we secm to 
laear the very tones in which he enunciated or 
defended his " felonious little plans." "Several 
gentlcmen of good account," he says, "and others of 
lais familiar acquaintance, having many rimes ve1T 
seriously expostulated witla him why he did so im- 
placably demean himself towards me, and with sucl 
irreconciliability of rancor, that nothing could secm 
to please him tlmt was consistent witla my weal, 
lais answers most readily wcre thcse: 'I laave (ste 
yc ?) mauy daughters (see ye ?) to provide portions 
for, (see ye ?), and that (see ye now ?) cannot be done, 
(see ye ?) without money; the interest (see ye ?) of 
what I lent, (see ye ?), had it been termely [regu- 
larly] payed, (see ye ?), would bave afforded me (see 
ye now ?) sevcral stocks for new interests; I havc 

 One of these volumes containing the signature of our author is 
still in existence. It is a copy of Arthur Jolmston's Latin poems, 
printcd at Abcrdeen by laban, 1632, and is in the possession of 
the lev. J. B. Craven, Kirkwall. It is a very fragile volume. 
The signature in this volume, and two others, attachcd to legal 
documents, are all that are known to be extant. We givc a 
fac-simile of one of the latter on p. iv. 



5 8 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

(see ye ?) ai, prized  lands (see ye ?) for these summes 
(see ye ?) borrowed from me, (see ye now ?), and 
(see ye ?) the legal [rime] bcing expired, (see ye 
now ?), is it not just (see ye ?) and equitable (see 
ye ?) that I bave 1)ossessi(m (see ye ?) of t, hese my 
lands, (see ye ?), according t,o my undoubted right, 
(sec ye now ?) ?' With these over-words of' see ye' 

 ".,42prizing" is a legal process to which Sir Thomas several 
rimes refers with great horror, and it may be as well to explain to 
ont rcaders what it was, for fortunate]y it is now a thb)g of the past. 
It was for long the only method of attaching a dcbtor's heritable 
property. By the Act, 1469, c. 36, when payment of a debt could 
hot be obtained out of the debtor's nmvables (including rent), 
"the King's letters might be obtained, under which a debtor's land 
might be sold by the Sheriff to the amount of his debts, and the 
creditor paid out of the proceeds. If within six months no pur- 
chaser could be found, a portion of the land equal to the debt was 
to be alTrised by thirteen men chosen by the Sherifl; and the 
portion apl,rised by them was to be ruade over to the creditor." 
The debtor couht redeem withiu seven years. This procedure at 
first took place in the head burgh of the sbire, where the jury 
probably knew enough to make a fair valuation of Che land. But 
after a rime the proceedings often took place in Edinburgh, where the 
jury had no special knowledge, and might be packed by the creditor. 
So that large cstates were sometimes carried off in payment of 
trifling debts. The alTriser at once entered into possession, and 
was not obliged fo account for the rcnts (until 1621, c. 6). It was 
thus a powerïul engine of oppression. If A. wished B.'s land, and 
B. owned land and nothing else, it was possible for A., if he could 
only gct B. as his debtor even in a small sure, so to work matters 
that for tbe dcbt he might apprise all B.'s land. Bcing then in 
right of B.'s rcnts, he had B. complctely in his l:ower, and B. had 
no resources for gathering together the amount of the debt which 
he must puy in order to redeem his lands within the seven years 
allowed. The law was much relaxed by the Act, 1621, c. 6, but the 
above will enable us to understand how an unscrupulous creditor 
might get an easy-going, lhriftless man into his clutches, and im- 
poverish him and his family. 



AN ACCUMULATION OF EVILS 59 

and 'see ye now,' as if they had been no less 
material tben [than] the l'salmist's N'lah, and 
Hgaion Selah, did he usually nauseate the ears of 
his hearers when his tongue was in the career of 
uttering anything concerning me; who alwa.yes 
thought that he had very good reason to make use 
of such like expressions, 'do you see' and 'do you 
see now,' because there being but little candour in 
his meaning, whatever he did or spoke was under 
some colour." 1 
It must have been very |lard for the proud- 
hearted chieftain to see his fatras devastated, his 
tenants maltreated, his library thrown to the winds, 
a garrison placed in lais house, and troops of horse 
quartered upon his lands without any allowance, 
in addition to all the misery and impoverishment 
which lais father's wastefulness and neglect had 
brought clown upon his head. 
In 1647 an event occurred vhieh seriously 
1 lYor]-s, p. 382. The evident meaning of the last sentence is 
that Lesley's ways were so dark that if was highly neeessary for 
him often to ask, "See ye?" Yet one eannot hêlp feeling that 
this relentless ereditor may hot have been solely animated by 
malignant hatred of his debtor. Even in the above speeeh there 
seem to be claires 'hieh eannot be lightly brushed aside. One is 
again reminded of Mr Mieawber, and of the sudden and unex- 
pected glimpse of a better nature in his most tnculênt ereditor, 
'hich was vouchsafed him when he got his dist.harge in bank- 
ruptcy. "Even the revengeful bootmaker," we are told, "de- 
clared in open court that he bore him [Mr lI.] no malice, but that 
when money was owing to him he liked fo be paid. He said he 
thought it was human nature" (David Co)q»e'field, ehap. xii.). 
An eminent American philosopher has seid that there is a great 
deal of hulnan nature in man. Thcre seems et any rate to have 
been a great deal in Mr Lesley of Findressie. 



60 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

affected the interests of our author, and placed him 
in a still more humiliating position. Sir obert 
Farqulmr  of hlounie had "apprised" the estate 
aud sheriffship of Cromartie, and was now confirmed 
in the possession of them. He proceeded to sell 
his rights to (Sir) John Urquhart of Craigfintray, 
the great- grandson of the Tutor of Cromartie. 
hnmediately upon this (SU') John purchased a com- 
mission from Charles . to become hereditary Sheriff 
of Cromartie. In this way the ancestral domains 
and jurisdiction of which Sir Thomas Urquhart was 
so proud virtually passed out of his hands. It was 
hot, however, till after the Restoration apparently 
that the new proprietor entered into possession. 
He evidently allowed his claires to lie dormant until 
the death of his cousin, Sir Thomas, and then put 
them in force. Even if our author had no other 
troubles to contend with, the knowledge that this 
Damoclean sword was suspended above his head 
would have been enough to destroy his peace. 
:No doubt Sir Thomas sometimes thought that he 
was the most unlucky chieftain the Urquhart race 
had yet known,that such a nmltitude of mis- 
fortunes had never corne upon one who bore his 
naine since that day when, on a sunny plain in 
Achaia, wild armed men first raised Esormon "aloft 
on the buckler-throne, and with clanging armour 
and hearts " hailed him as "forttmate and well- 
 In one of his queer .Eligrams , after comparing the insatiable 
demands of his creditors to those of the grave and of the sea, he 
closes with the following alliterative litany : 
"Free me from Farchcr, Fraser, Fendrasie." 



A ROYALIST'S LOSSES 6 

beloved." 1 Sir Theodore Martin, indeed, says that 
Urquhart's statements with regard te his misfortunes 
should net be construed te the letter, any more than 
should thc announcemcnts of his wonderful inven- 
tions and dcsigns. They werc both, he considers, in a 
grettt de'ee pet objects on which he had pcrmitted 
his imagination te rest, till they had been transfigured 
into a magnitude te which the reality probably bore 
but a faint resemblance. = There is, however, ample 
evidence in what we have already quoted, te show that 
certain of the grievances he complaincd 
no meaus imaginary. It is beyond dispute that he 
sufibred heavily in his property in consequence of 
his adherence te the R,_»yalist cause. In 1663 his 
brother, Sir Alexander, presented a 1)etition asking 
compensation for the losses suffered in the time of 
his father and brother. The Commissioncrs ap- 
pointed te examine into these claires repol'ted that, 
before 1650, the damage inflicted upon the Urquhart 
property amounted te £20,303 Scots, and during 
1651-52 te £39,203 Scots--in ail £59,506 Scots, 
which is ahnost £5000 Sterling.  
The relations of Sir Thomas Urquhart with the 
ministers of the churches of which he was patron 
were uufortunately of a painful character. The 
grounds of misunderstanding and dispute were 
nmnerous. In addition to political and ecclesi- 

 "His subjects and familiars surnalued hinl [Esormon] 
X@ro, that is [fo] say, 'fortunate and wcll-beloved'" (llorks, 
p. 156). 
 Rabelais, p. xv. 
a Acts ofthc JParliancnt of Scotlmtd, vol. vii. 4î9, «., b. 



6z SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

astical differences of opinion hetween the ministers 
of thc three parishes  (of which Sir Thomas was the 
sole heritor) and himself, there werc disputes about 
augmentation of stipends, 2 which they thought in- 
adequate but wih which he had no faul to find, 
the abolition of his heritable right to thc patronage 
of these churches, the legal proceedings taken by the 
incumbents to compel him to agree to arrangements 
decided upon by the Presbytery with regard to 
stipends and thc upkeep of buiklings, a.nd there were 
also personal quarrels wih the ministers thcmselves. 
Ia the following passage he tells his side of the story, 
and gives us a vivid, t.hough hot an edifying glimpse 
of the parochial politics of that far-off rime and 
remote corner of Scotland. It is to be noticed 

 The parish of Cromartie consists of the north-east portion of 
the peninsula callcd the Black Isle, terminating eastward in the 
precipice called the Southcrn Sutor, and stretches for about four 
toiles along the shore of the Moray Firth on file east, and bout 
six along tht of the Firth of Cromartie on the north and west. 
To thc west of the 1,rish of Cromartie wcre situated the joint 
parishcs of Kirkmichael and Cu]lieudden, on the southern s]lore of 
the Cromartic Fbth. In Sir Thomas Urquhart's tirae these were 
seprate prishes, but they werc united in 1662, and a new chttrch 
was built at Resolis, in Kirkmiclmel, near the border of Cullieudden. 
Thenewly-coustituted parish bore and still bears the naine of Resolis. 
-" I1 his Logopandect¢ision he speaks of the "stipauctionarie 
ride" which began to overflow the land. He thought "with 
sufficient bulwrks of good argument to have styed the immdation 
thereof from two of his churchcs" ; but, he says, " I was violently 
drven like a feather before a whirlew]nd, notwithstanding all my 
defences, to the sanctmry of an inforced patience" ( Works, p. 352). 
Ho does hot, however, appear to bave stayed loug in this snctuary, 
or else the she]ter it flblted was but imperfect. Itis 
auctionarie" (i.e. stipend-inereasing) rerainds us of h[r Mieawber's 
clling his salry his "stii¢ndiary cmolumcts." 



ELOQUENCE OF GILBERT ANDERSON 6 3 

that Sir Thomas writes of himself in the third 
person. "I think," says the supposed anonymous 
writer of him, " there be hardly any in Scotland 
that proportionably hath suffered more prejudice by 
the Kirk then [than] hilnself; his own ministers 
(to wit, those that preach in the churches whereof 
himself is patron, Ma.ster Gilbert Anderson, Master 
Robert Williamson, and Master Charles l'ape by 
naine, serving the cures of Cromartie, Kirklnichcl, 
and Cullicudden), having donc what lay in lhcln 
for the fm'theranee of their owue covetous ends, to 
his utter undoing; for the first f those thrce, for 
no other cause but that the said Sir Thomas would 
not authorize the standing of a certaiu pew (in that 
country called a desk), in the church of ('romarty, 
put in without his consent by a professed enelny to 
his House, who had plotted the ruine thereof, and 
one that had no land in the parish, did so rail 
against him and his family lu the pulpit at sevcral 
rimes, both before his face and in his absence, and 
with such opprobrious termes, more like a scolding 
tripe-seller's wife then [than] good lninister, squirt- 
ing the poyson of detraction and abominable ïals- 
hood (unfit for the chaire of verity) in the eares 
of his tenandry, who were the onely auditors, did 
most ingrately and despightfully so ca.lumniate 
and revile their toaster, his own patron and bene- 
factor, that the scandalous and reproachftd words 
striving which of them should first discharge against 
him its steel-pointed dart, did oftentimes, like 
clusters of hemlock or wormewood dipt in vinegar, 
stick in his throat ; he being allnost ready to choak 



6 4 SIR THOMAS URÇUHART 

with the aconital bitterness and renom thereof, till 
the razor of extream p,ssion, by cutting them into 
articulate sounds, and very rage if eelf, in the highest 
degree, by procuring a vomir, had ruade him spue 
them outof his mouth into rudc, indigested lumps, 
like so many toads and vipcrs thathad burst teir 
gall.  
" As for the other two, notwithstanding that thcy 
lmd been borne, and thcii" fathers before them, 
wssals to his bouse, and the predecessor of one of 
them hd shelcr in that hmd, by reason of slaughter 
committed by him, '|lCll there was no refugc for 
him anywhere else in Scotland ; and that the othcr 
had never been adnlitted to any church ]lad it hot 
been for the fvour of his foresaid 1,atron, who, 
contrary to the xvill of his owne friends and great 
reluctancy of the ministry it sclf, 'as both the 
nominater and chuser of him to that function ; and 
thaç belote his admission he did faithfully protest 
he should all thc dys of his life rcmain contented 
with that competency of portion the late incumbent 
in that charge did enjoy before him ; they neverthe- 
less behaved themselves so 1)eevishIy and uuthank- 
fully towards their forenamed patron and toaster, 
that, by verrue of au unjust decree, both 1)rocured 
and purchased from a 1,romiscuous knot of men like 
themselves,  they used all their utmost endeavours, 
in absence of their above rccited patron, to whom ald 

 The attention of the reader is specially directed to the marvt-1- 
lous felicity and vigour of the above dcscription. Sir Thomas 
himself bas never written anything better in ifs way. 
" We fear that this is meant as a descril,tion of a presbytet-y. 



UNEDIFYING SERMONS 6 5 

unto whose house they had been so much behold- 
ing, to outlaw him, 1 and declare him rebel, by open 
proclalnation at the market-cross of the head town of 
his owne shire, in case he did hot condescend [con- 
sent] to the grant of that augmentation of stipend 
which they demanded, conforme to the tenour of 
the above-mentioned decree; the injustice whereof 
will appeare when examined by any rational judge. 
"Now the ])est is, when by some moderate gentle- 
men it was expostulated, why against their toaster, 
patron, and benefactor, they should have dealt with 
such severity and rigour, contrary to all reason and 
equity; their answer was, They were inforced and 
necessitated so to do by the synodal and presbyterial 
conventions of the Kirk, under paine of deprivation, 
and expulsion from their benefices: I will hot say, 
KaKoû ' " " ' [ 
Kopao, ¢a,«o, ooo, an evil eefo of an evil 
crow], but may safely think that a wcll-sanctified 
mother will hot have a so ill-instructed brat, and 
that infleria humana cannot be the lawfull daughter 
of a fl«'e divino parent."  
Sir Thomas Urquhart is hot to be taken as 
infallible in the opinions which he formed and 
expressed concerning the quality of the sermons 
which were delivered from the Presbyterian pulpits 
of his rime. But there can be no doubt that 
he hits upon one great fault by which many of 
them were marred--that of being rather political 
harangues than exhortations to godliness after the 
Pauline fashion. Indeed, he goes so far as to say 
 The reference is to the proccss of "horning" described on p. 16. 
" l'orks, p. 280-282. 
5 



66 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

that, as a rule, the preachers of his time seldom 
gave such exhortations, as they were "enjoyned by 
their ecclesiastical authority [authorities ?] to preach 
to the times, 1 that is, to rail against malignants and 
sectaries, or those whom they suppose to be their 
enemies. '' 19reaching " to the times" Sir Thomas 
found meant in his neighbourhood preaching against 
him; and one may be allowed, itis to be hopcd, 
without unduly wounding the feelings of those vrho 
admire thc Covenantcrs, to think sympathetically 
of his sufferings. Sydney Smith once spoke of a 
form of capital punishment in vhich the victim 
was to be "preached to death by wild curates." If 
the above description of Mr Gilbert Anderson's 
serinons be true, he certainly vras eminently qualified 
to oltàciate as one of the executioners in carrying 
out such a death sentence.  
 Tiret Sir Thonms Urquhart is not exaggerting mtters in 
speking of such injunctions being gi'en by ecclesiasticl author- 
ities, is proved by the following well-known passage in the memoir 
prefixed to the llZorks of Archbishop Leighton :"It was  
Question asked t [of] the Brethren, both in the clssicl and pro- 
vincil Meetings of Ministers, twice in the Year, If they preached 
the Dnties of the Times? And when it ws found that Me 
]Lcighton did hot, he 'as qurrelled [sic] for this Omission, but 
said, If all the Brethg'et have reachcd to the TEs, may hot one 
oor JBrother be stffercd to preach ou ETT¥ ?" 
 lI'orks, p. 280. 
 The notice given us by Sir Thomas of Mr Anderson's preaehing 
makes us desirous of knowing more bout him ; but, unfortunately, 
only a very few facts eoneerning him are known. He was born in 
1597 ; he grduated at Aberdeen in 1618 ; was settled at Cwdor, - 
near lqairn, some rime before 30th October, 1627 ; was transferred 
fo Cromrtie between 5th Oetober, 1641, nd llth Janury, 1642 ; 
died in November, 1655, and was suceeeded in the benefiee by his 
son Hugh (Scott's Fasti). 



LATITUDINARIAN OPINIONS 6 7 

But though Sir Thomas Urquhart was a Royalist 
in politics, and an Episcopalian in religion, he was 
eertainly no bigot in his dcvotion to the King or 
the Church. In a passage in The Jcwel, he plainly 
declares his belief "that there is no government, 
whether ecclesiastical or civil, upon earth that is 
ju'c divio, if that divine right be taken in a sense 
secluding all other forms of govermnent, save it 
alone, from the privilege of that title." 1 Indeed, 
he treats such an idea as merely a pions fraud, 
by which despotism is established and lnaintained 
at a very cheap rate over tender consciences by 
threatening them with the vengeance of Heaven in 
case of disobedience. Such a man was hot likely to 
be a blind partisan of any cause. Differences in 
religions beliefs and practices he attributed to 
differences of temperament among individuals, and 
to climatic and national peculiarities; and in no 
obscure terres he hints that he was of the opiniolt 
of Tamerlane, " who believed that God was best 
pleased with diversity of religions, variety of wor- 
ship, dissentaneousness of faith, and multiformity 
of devotion."  ttowever powerfully such opinions 
may appeal fo a certain class of minds, it is hard to 
conceive of their being associated with deep religious 
feeling; and accordingly we can scarcely be wrong 
in concluding that one of the reasons why Sir 
Thomas Urquhart held aloof from the Covenanting 
movement was that he was at the antipodes fo 
the majority of his fellow-countrymen in the marrer 
of religions belief. A certain measure of aversion, 
 lVorks, p. 276. -" Ibid. p. 261, 



68 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

suspicion, and horror is still manifested by many 
towards those whose creed is supposed fo be of too 
limited and negativc a character ; and we can easily 
believe thtt iii tlle middle of the seventeenth 
ccntury thi8 atlàtude was taken up even more 
openly and cmphatic;dly. On a ltttcr ccasion, 
'hcu, as we shÇdl relCttc, Sir Thomas Urquhart 
applied to thc Commission of the General Assembly 
to pardon his h«ving taken part in the capture of 
Inverness, his case was referred to the miuister of 
that town, Mr John Anna.nd, " that he might confer 
with him [Sir Thomas] concerning some dangerous 
opinions, which, as is inf»rmed, he hes sometimes 
vented. '' In the view of the Commission of 
Assembly the guilt of cherishing "dangerous 
opinions" was as great as that of rekindling the 
flames of civil war, if, indeed, it did hot surpass it. 
 Sec 1'. 83. 



Ct[APTER III 

Unsuccessful ising in the North--Sir Thomas makes his Pèace 
with thc Church--Rcturn of Charles H. to Scotland-- 
Invasion of England--lattlc of Worcestcr--Sir Thomas 
a Prisoner in thc Tower--Makes Fricnds--Is libcrated on 
Parole--Great Literary Activity--levisits Scotland-- 
Dies--Latcr ]Iistor)" of the Urquharts of Cromartiê-- 
Characteristics of out Author--Glovcr's Portraits of him. 

ttOIITLY aftcr thc news,of he execution 
of Charles . reached Scotland, a rising 
on the prt of some of thc leding 
Cavaliers in the north took place, with 
the view of restoring the Royal Family. 
The most prominent person in this attempt was 
Thom:ts Mackenzie of l'luscardine,  younger brother 
of Georgc, the secoud Earl of Seaforth, who for nearly 
ten years past had managed the affairs of the family, 
and was looked up to, both on accourir of his ability 
and also on account of the great territorial influence 
he represented. He had seen a good deal of service 
abroad, and was atone rime governor of Stralsuud.  
Along with him, and only second to him, was our 
Sir Thomas Urquhart, to whom even civil war was 
scarcely more fraugh with anxiety and danger 
than was thc lire he had bcen forccd to lead for 
 Aniltarla Vote.ç, by C. Frasr-Mackinosh, p. 156. 



7 ° SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

some rime past. Together with them were as- 
sociated eight other Royalists of good standing,-- 
among whom Colonel ttugh Fraser of Belladrum 
and John Munro of Lemlair had a certain pre- 
eminence,--and these ten formed a kind of 
revolutionary committee for the control of the 
movement they h,nd set on foot, and the govern- 
ment of the district that might become subject to 
them. 
Montrose had determined, on hearing of the 
execution of the King, to renew the war in Scot- 
land, but I»luscardine and his associates did not 
wait for his arrival. Clmrles was beheaded on 
Tuesday, the 30th of Jauuary, 1649, and, by the 
22nd of the next mouth, the Scottish gentlemen in 
the north h,nd already taken the field, and cap- 
tured Inverness. Four days after, on Monday, 
26th February, a meeting of the Committee of War 
was held in that town, the minutes of which are 
still in existence,  and contain the naine of our 
author next in order to that of lluscardine him- 
self. 
The Committee passed certain enactments, by 
which they took into their own hands the custoras 
and excise of the six northern counties--Inverness, 
Sutherl,nd, Cromartie, Caithness, Nairn, and Elgin. 
An iuventory of all the amm.unition of the garrison 
was ordered tobe taken. It was ,nlso decided that 
Sir Thoms's house at Cromartie should be put in 
a state of defence, and that the work should be 
 Atiquarian Notes, pp. 155-158 ; tTistory of the Clm Mac. 
kenzie, by Alex. lIackenzie. 



PROCLAIMED A TRAITOR 7I 

carried out by the tenants of Sir James Fraser, a 
bitter 1)rliamentarian, and opponent of the Stuarts 
in the north, and by those of our knight's old 
enemy, Lesley of Findrassie. 1 It is easy for un- 
regenertte human nattu' to understand the pleasur 
with which the members of the Committee of War 
would give this last order. By another enactment, the 
Committee declare that they consider it expedient 
for their safety th,t the works and forts of Inver- 
ness be demolished and levelled with the ground, 
and they ordain th,t each person appointed fo this 
work should complete his proportion of if before 
eigbt days hve passed, "under pain of being 
quartered upon and until the sid task be per- 
formed." 
On the 2nd of Match, Mackenzie of l'lus- 
cardine, Sir Thomas Urquhart, and their associates, 
were proclaimed as rebels and traitom by tho 
Est,tes of 1),rliament,e,s "wicked nd malignant 
persouns intending so far as in thume lyes, for 

The enactment in question runs as follows:"It being 
thought expedient by the said Committee that the bouse of 
Cromartie be put in  posture of defence, and that for the doing 
thereof it is requisite some faill [turf] be cast and lcd, the sid 
Committee ordains all Sir James Fraser's tenants within the 
parochins [parishes] of Cromrtie and Cullicudden, together with 
those of the Laird of Findrassie, vithin the parochin of Rosemarkie, 
to afford from six hours in the moing to six hours at night, one 
horse out of every oxengait [-- about 13 Scotch acres] daily 
for the space of four days to lead the same faili to the bouse of 
Cromartie." Of this enemy, Sir James Fraser, out author re- 
marked af a later rime with regrettable bitterness, that he knew 
only one good thing about him, and that was that he was dead. 
- 4cts of the Perlia»ct of ,.çcotland, ri. 392. 



7 2 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

their own base ends to lay the foundation of a new 
bloodie and unnaturall warre within the bowells of 
this their native country," etc. etc. 
On the 1st of M,rch the Commissioners of the 
General Assembly had written to t'luscardine and 
his associates expressing their wonder and grief at 
such a rising in the interests of "the lopish, 
lrelaticall and Malignunt party," and threatening 
file penalty of excommunication within ten days if 
they would not "desist from and repent of that 
horrid insurrection. ''1 The reply to this letter 
came in due rime, and was signed by the principal 
leader in the insurrection, and by some other 
members of the Clan Mackenzie, and is, it must 
be con.fessed, a distinctly prevaricating and hypo- 
critical document. For one sentence at least in it 
our author was responsible, though he neither 
signs the letter nor is named in it. His pedantic 
phraseology reveals his hand in the construction of 
the reply to the Commissioners' remonstrances and 
threats. 
The letter is addressed " to the Honourable and 
Iight everend," and begins as follows:--" Wee 
have lately received yours of the first of Merch, 
1649, for the which and your wisdomes Christi,n 
care of ws, and your fatherly admonition to 
ws, we humbly and heartily rander yow all 
possible thanks." This lamb-like tone is maintained 
with admirable gravity all through the epistle, and 
is combined with a cnting phraseology which was 
meant to be impressive, but which must have 
1 Gcneml Assenbly ommission ecords, 1648-49, p. 220. 



A DISINGENUOUS REPLY 73 

entertained any members of the Commission of the 
General Assembly who originally possessed and 
still retained a sense of humour. "And quheras 
[whereas]," so it goes on, "your wisdomes taks it 
a matter of no lesse wondcr then [than] greife that 
we, being vnder the oath of God and tye of our 
:Nationall Covenant, would make insurrection and 
take armes against the Lords people, certainly, if if 
were so, we acknowledge your wisdomes had reason 
to wonder and to be grieved. And it is no lesse 
winder and griefe to ws, bcing wnder the said 
oath and tye of Covenant, furthering the saine with 
all our power and meanes, and at ail occasions 
desireing nothing els then [than] the enjoying of 
the liberty of the subject, and proprietie of our 
goods, intended and promised in and by our Cove- 
nant." :No one who has read any of Sir Thomas 
Urquhart's origimtl works can doubt that the next 
sentence was either composed or revised by him. 
The two phrases which we have taken the liberty 
of putting into italics could scarcely bave occurred 
to any other member of the Committee of War. 
"Yet we find, that evill willers and envyous nder- 
miners, in a singtlar and prcelexlws u'ay aiming 
ai our ruine, doe spend thc uintcssetce of their wilts 
to find out means whereby, under spccious pretences 
of the publick [good?] to extermine ws with 
povertie, and by inventing fiesh occasions to make 
ws odious, and bring ws vpon fresh stages [sic] 
vnder the base name of Malignancy." If is un- 
necessary to quote the whole of the letter, but a 
couple of sentences, which describe what the in- 



74 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

surgents had done at Inverness, deserve notice. 
"But the whole countrey of all degrees, being 
sensible of the oppression and insolency of the 
vnnecessary and vnprofitable garison of Innernes to 
Church or State, did heartily and vnanimously con- 
tribute to the demolishing thereof, which being 
done, all disbanded peaceablie, and the people 
retired peaceablie to their owne bornes, without 
offence to any nighbour of any degree or condition. 
Aud now, when the said garison is dis- 
mantled, we shall be found hot only disposed to 
live peaceablie, bot also ready to obey all publick 
ordours for the good of the Kingdome." The 
writers ask that " the taxes and impositions," which 
pressed with special severity on the class to vhich 
they belonged, should be remitted, and liberty given 
them to lead that religious, peaceful lire, to which 
both by nature and by deliberate choice, they seem 
to say, they were strongly inclined. The sting of 
the letter is in its closing words. If these "evill 
wfllers" succeed in persuading the Commissioners 
of Assembly to go on with the sentence of ex- 
communication, as fully deserved, they (the writers) 
formally appeal against such a decision from the 
Commission to the next General Assembly.  
The ecclesiastical court to which the above letter 
was sent ay have contained a goodly sprinkling of 
fanatics, but it is certain that in it there were but 
few, if any, imbeciles; so that the communication 
from the Committee of War did hot succeed in 
imposing upon those to whom its contents were 
 General Assc»bly Commis.ion P,.«cords, 16t8-49, pp. 249, 250. 



ECCLESIASTICAL STATE-PAPERS 75 

read. They did hot condescend to answer it, but 
at once issued a pamphlet, entitled .,4 Dcclaration 
and IZarni,g fo all Mcmbcrs of this Kirk, "to 
recover, if possible, the disturbers of the peace of 
God's people out of the snare of Sathan, and to 
prevent others from falling therein." The docu- 
ment displys very genuiue indignation and disnmy 
at the possibility of the negotiations which were 
being carried on for restoring Charles . as a 
"covenanted king" to the throne of his ancestors, 
being defeated, and of his coming back as an 
arbitrary ruler a.nd oppressor of the Church. Those 
who have a.ny doubt about the deterioration of both 
religion and politics when they are fused together, 
should rend this and other State l'apers of the 
period, and their eyes would be opened. The 
cahn assumption by the writers that political op- 
ponents are the enemies of God, the claire to 
knowledge of the Divine purposes and counsels, the 
free use of the most sacred words of Scripture, the 
dark fanaticism which inspires so many of the 
uttera.nces, and the intense passion which makes so 
many of them sound like mere raving--all combine 
to make these documents very painful reading. A 
circular letter of warning and exhortation was sent 
fo l'resbyteries, attempts were ruade fo persuade 
individuals fo disconnect themselves from the 
insurrectionary movement, and a. message of en- 
couragement was sent to Lieutenant-General David 
Lesley to strengthen his hands in the work of 
putting it down by tire and sword3 
 Gcneral Asscmbly Commission Records, 1648-49, pp. 252-262. 



76 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

The insurgents, after demolishing the fortifica- 
tions of Inverness, retired before the troops sent 
to suppress them, and took refuge among the 
mountains of Ross-shire. Lesley advanced to Fort- 
rose and garrisoned the castle there, and then 
proceeded to endeavour to make terres with the 
leaders of the insurrection. The only one who 
would listen to no accommodation was Mackenzie 
of Pluscardine. Immediate/y on Lesley's return 
south, he descended from the mountains, and at- 
tacked and took the castle of Chanonry. Our Sir 
Thomas Urquhart was now safely out of the con- 
filet; but our readers anay wish to knov what 
became of the insurrectionary movement which he 
had such a large share in setting on foot, and from 
which he round if prudent fo retire at an early stage. 
Mackcnzie's force was brought up to eight or 
nine hundred men by the accession of his nephew, 
Lord Reay, with three hundred follo-ers. Soon 
afterwards he was joined by Genera] Middleton and 
Lord Ogilvie, and advanced into ]3adenoch, with the 
view of raising the people in that and the neigh- 
bouring districts. In what is called the Wardlaw 
MS. a very vivid picture is given of the behaviour 
of the Highlanders from the 1-eay country, when 
they poured into Inverness on the lnorning of 
Sunday, the 2nd of May, 1649. " They crossed 
the bridge of :Ness," says the Royalist minister of 
Kirkhill, " on the Lord's Day lu rime of divine 
service, tud alarmed the 1-,eople of Inverness, iln- 
peding God's worship in the town. For instead of 
bells to ring in to service I saw and heard no other 



ENGAGEMENT AT BALVENIE 77 

than the noise of pipes, drulns, pots, pans, kettles, 
and spits in the streets to provide them victuals in 
every house. And in their quarters the rude rascal- 
ity wofld eat no meat at their tables mtil t]»e bmd- 
lord laid clown a shilling Scots upon each trencher,  
calling this 'aiyiod cagainn' (chewing-lnoncy), whicb 
cvery soldier «ot, so insolent were they." 
The caml»aign was a very brief one. The 
Royalists, joined by the Mar, luis of Huntly, at- 
tacked and took the castle of Ruthven, but, soon 
after, being hardly pressed by Lesley, they turned 
southwards and took up their quarters in F, alvenie 
Castle. General Middleton and Mackenzie were 
despatched to treat with Leslcy, but before they 
reached their destinatioa, the troops frola Fortrose, 
after a rapid march, surprised the Royalist forces 
at I-alvenie. A tierce engagement took place, in 
which both sides suffered severely? Eighty of the 
 Strangely enough, in Hope's lnastasius, a Tatar messenger 
travelling through Asia Minor to Constantinople is described as 
acting in the saine insolent manner. "He would hot," says 
Anastasius, "even after the daintiest rneal in the world, forego the 
douceur he expected for what he used to call the wear and tear of 
his teeth " (ii. 320). 
 An account of the battle is given in a letter addressed by the 
victorious generals, Ker, Halket, and Strachan, to the Moderator of 
the Commission of Assembly, dated 9th May, 1649. In it they 
say: "We were in Innernes vpon Sunday at night, vhen we 
received intelligence that the enemie were corne from Torespay to 
Balvine, presently to discusse ws (sic). We could hot hear from 
the Livetennent-Generall [Lesley], and the enemy was rnaking 
himselfe strong in many severall quarters in [the] countric. Y'e 
conceived it better to suppresse nor [flmn] to be suploressed. We 
in our weak maner beged the Lords direction, that His blissing 
might wait His owne and our labours, and, with great freedome 



7 8 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

insurgents fell in defence of the castle. The High- 
lauders were dismissed to their homes on swearing 
never agaiu to take up arms against the 1)arliament; 
while their leaders were sent as prisoners to Edin- 
burgh, where most of them veere set free soon 
a[ter, on paymcnt of fines, and on giving security 
that thcy wonld kcep the peace. By sharp and 
vigorous action the remain: S sparks of insurrection 
in the north were stamped out, and fresh bodies of 
troois were stationed in the principal strongholds 
of ttmt part of the country. Thus ended a rising 
which would probably have had a very different 
result, if it had been postponed until the arrival of 
Montrose. 
The saine writerX who gve an account of the 
riotous and insolent demeanour of the ighland 
soldiers in Inverness, furnishes us with a companion- 
concluded to nmrch with all expedition to Torispay, intelligence 
having corne certaine that they were lycing in Balveine at a wood, 
whcre we engaged with Ihem ; and there the Lord delivered them 
vnto our hands. We were hot abone six score fighting horsemen 
and tuclfe nmskiteires. We had some more, but they were 
wearied. We bave at this tyme about 800 prisoners, betuixt 
3 or 4 scoir killed, and tuo or thrie hundred fled. My Lord 
Rae and all the officers are, according to the capitulatioun 
prisoners ; the rest are to be conveycd to their countrey, afIer we 
receive order from the publick ; and therefore we shall expect such 
further directions from you as you shall thinke fit, for secnring 
and obliging, by oath, such as shall returne to their countrey" 
(Gencral tlssembly Commissio ecords, 1648-49, p. 263). There is a 
genuine Cromwellian ring about the phrases "beged the Lord's 
direction," and " the Lord delivered them vnto our hands," vhich 
we cannot help admiring ; and there is a beauty of its own in the 
phrase "with great freedome" in the connection in which it 
stands. 
 Wardlaw 



DA¥ OF THANKSGIVING 79 

pieturewthat of them on their way back to their 
homes after their defeat at Balvenie. It is as 
follows :--" lext twenty horse, and three companies 
of foot, were ordered to convey the captives back 
over the Spey, and through Moray to Inverness, 
where I saw them pass through; and those men 
who, in theh" ïormer march, would hardly eat their 
meat without money, are now begging food, and, like 
dogs, lap the water which was brought them in tubs 
and other vessels in the open streets. Thence they 
were eonducted over the bridge of lcss, and dismissed 
everyone armless and harmless to his own bouse. 
This is a marrer of fact which I saw and heard." 
The profound feelings of anxiety which this 
abortive attempt at insurrection had exeited in the 
minds of the eeelesiastical rulers of Scotland are 
very elearly indicated by the exuberance of joy with 
whieh the tidings of the victory at ]3alvenie were 
reeeived by the Commission of _Assembly.  They 
instantly decided to appoint a solemn Day of 
Thanksgiving, on the 25th of May, for "the Lord's 
mercifull defeat of the enemies of the peace of this 
land."  They tacked on a postscript to the above- 
 The Commission of the General Assembly is each year 
nominated by that body, and is responsible to it, and is empowered 
to dispose of all items of business remitted to it, and to act in the 
interests of the Church during the months between the meeting of 
the Assembly which nominated them, and that to 'hich they 
report their proceedings. They are authorised to meet on certain 
specific days, and oftener, when and where they think fit. The 
next General Assembly may reverse thcir sertences, if they bave 
exceeded their powers, or bave acted in any way which is con- 
idered prejudicial to the interests of the Church. 
 General Assembly tecords, 1648-49, p. 264. 



80 SIR THOMAS URÇUHART 

mentioned I)eclaration and IVarnig, containing a 
statement of the causes of the Thanksgiving, and 
ordcred both to be read from all the pulpits in 
Scç tlaud. Letters of congrtuhLtion were despatched 
to the victorious ofiïcers, aml to others who had 
been faithful iu the recent crisis, and full prticuhrs 
of wht had taken i,hce were sent to the Commis- 
sioners of Scotlaud at the ][ague, who were engaged 
in the negotiations with " he young man, Charles 
Stuart." In the last-mentioned document there is 
a flicker of grim humour, as the writers send 
intellgeuce of the destruction of the hopes which 
news of the rebellion nfight tmve excited in the 
minds of Charles and his friends. The hst sentence 
in the letter can scrcely have been written or 
read without a smile. "We bave apl)oiuted," they 
say, "the twenty-fift day of Maij for a solemn 
thanksgiving for this and other hLte mercies, where- 
with we thought good to acquaint yow, that yow 
manage this to the best advantage of the work in 
your hands, according as yow shall thinke fitt."  
It was once said of a good man that he would have 
been better if he had had a little more of the devil 
in him; and one is inclined to think more highly of 
these good men for the touch of mtflice, which relieves 
the sombre character of their conmnmication.  
 Ge.nera1.4ssembly Records, 1648-49, p. 2î0. The instructions 
given to the Commissioners suggest the process known to us in 
modern rimes as "rubbing it in" (the l,hrase is a technical one). 
- In March of the following year, 1650, occrred the descent of 
Montrose on the north of Scotland, which ended so disastrously 
for him. After spending a few weeks in the Orkneys, where he 
collected a few recruits, he landcd in Caiflness, and proceeded 



COMMISSION OF ASSEMBL¥ 8t 

The threatened boit of excommunication was hOt 
launched, but our author round it necessary to apply 
to the Commission of General Assembly in order 
fo make his ponce with the ecclesiastical power. 
Accordingly, on the 22nd of June, 1650, he 
appeared in Edinburgh before this body, and pre- 
sented his " supplicatioun" for lardon for the guilt 
of taking part in the :Northern insurrection, and of 
assaulting and razing tho walls of Invcruess. 
The Commission met, doubtless, in that "little 
roome of [off] the East Church" of St Giles, 
which Baillie describes as haviug been "verio 
handsomelie dressed for our Assemblies in all time 
coming," ' and from which, throe years later, thc 
English officers, under Cromwell's order, ejected tho 
raembors of the General Assombly. The Commis- 
sion on that day, when our author alpeared before 
them, consisted of twenty-four members--the most 
distinguished divines and politicians in Scotland of 
the Covenanting party. The moderator, or chair- 
man, was :Robert Douglas, 2 "a great State preacher," 

into Sutherland, where he suffered a crushing defeat at the hands 
of Strachan and Halket, the generals who had successfully 
sulTressed the insurrection in the north in the previous year. 
Montrose was takell prisoner, and was executed in Edinburgh, on 
Tuesday, 21st May, 1650. 
 Baillie's Letters (Edinburgh, 1841), il. 84. 
: Robert Douglas (1594-1674) had been chaplain to a brigade of 
Scottish auxiliaries, sent with the connivance of Charles I. to the 
aid of Gustavus Adolphus, in the Thirty Years' War. He was 
minister of the second charge of the High Church, Edinburgh, 
and then of the Tolbooth Church, and was rive tiraes Moderator 
of the General ASSelnbly (1642, 1645, 1647, 1649, and 1651). 
Wodrow says, "He was a great man for both great wit, and grace, 
6 



82 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

who had been chaplain to the Scots troops in the 
service of Gustavus Adolphus, and had won the 
esteem of that monarch, and who in little more 
than six months' rime would oflïciate at the corona- 
tion of Charles If., for whom Sir Thomas Urquhart 
had prematurely drawn the sword. ]3eside him 

was Samuel Rutherford, the Principal of St 
Andrews, whose fervid piety has found no lack of 
admircrs in cvery geucration since his rime. 
Robert Baillie, the writer of the Letters which 
contain so many vivid pictures of events in that 

stirring 1,eriod; David Dickson, l'rofessor of Divinity 
iu Ghsgow, whose naine we have heard as one of 
the dcputttion to persuade the people of Aberdeen 
to take the Covenant ; and James Guthrie, who died 
as a martyr, the year after the Reatoration, were 
present flere that day. Tbe contrast between 
these grave, dignified, saintly Covenanting leaders, 
and the brilliant Cavtdier, Sir Thomas Urquhart, is 
one which, by its picturesqueness, strongly impresses 
the imagination. 
The Commission, after hearing the petitioner's 
statements, did hot, apparently; treat the marrer as 
of very serious moment. The dangerous crisis was 
over, and they eould afford to be merciful. They 
seem to have eondoned the political offence, but 
refcrred Sh" Thomas to Mr John Annand, minister 
of Inverness, one of their number, " that he might 

and more than ordinary boldness and authority and awful 
majesty appearing in his ve T earriage and eountenanee." Burnet 
affirms that he had "nmeh wisdom and thoughtfu]ness, but was 
very silent and of vast pride" (Dictionary of-at. Biog. xv. 347). 



RETURN OF CHARLES II 8 3 

confer with him concerning some dangerous opinions 
which, as was informed, he had sometimes vented." 
If these could be expltfined away, and no further 
complicity in disloyal schemes were brought home 
to hiln, h[r Annand was empowered, acting at 
all aimes under the advice of the Presbytery of 
Inverness, to receive his public "satisfaction" in 
the church of that city. How the marrer ended 
we do not kuow. But there as vcry little doul)t 
that Sir Thomas's nebulous hetcrodoxy proved no 
bar to his being freed from ecclesiastical censure, 
and that, in due course, according to the custom of 
that aime, he stood, as a penient, before the 
congregation of the Parish Church, in that city the 
walls of which he had assisted to assault and over- 
throw. 
A fortnight after Sir Thomas Urquhart's 
appearauce before the Commission of the General 
Assembly, Charles I.. landed in Scotland, and was 
accepted, though at first hot without deep mis- 
givings, as" covenanted King." The party to which 
out author belonged was for a aime excluded from 
all share in puhlic lire; and even the army, which 
was to defend the sovereign against the English 
sectaries, was carefully sifted, to remove those whose 
presence might bring a curse upon if. So that, 
though the land resounded with war and the rumour 
of war, Sir Thomas remained in an enforced quietude 
in his castle at Cromartie. The effect of the battle of 
Dunbar (3rd September) was to depress the faction 
which had excluded the Royalist partisans from the 
army, and kept the King himself in something very 



8 4 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

l:ke bondage. Charles II., indced, is said to have 
given thanks fo God for the victory of Cromvell 
over the Covenanting forces at this battle, and the 
only difficulty in the way of believing this statement 
lies in the fact that he so seld,,m gave thanks for 
a.nything. 
The II, oyalist 1,arty now bcgan to rally about 
thcir sovcreigu. Charles I. was crowncd at Scone 
on thc 1st January, 1651, and in due rime an 
arlny, which includcd lnany of the so-called 
M«fliguants, was ready for trying conclusions once 
agaiu with the terrible English Gcneral. And now 
for the third rime our author took up arms on 
bchalf of thc Stuarts. Af ter some lnonths of 
cndlcss lnarchings aud counter-lnarchings, in which 
Cromwcll evidently endeavoured to provoke his 
enelnies into a repetition of the blunder by which 
they had lost the battle of Dunbar, the Scottish 
forces found an opportunity of marching into 
England. 
The latter, under David Lesley, had taken up a 
strong position on the height of the Tor Wood, 
between Stirling and Falkirk, from which they 
refused fo be drawn out to battle; and Cromwell 
resolved to take up his post on the other side of 
the Royalist army. Accordingly, he crossed the 
Forth af Queensferry, and, after defeating an 
atteml»t to intercept him at Inverkeithing, reached 
and occupied l'erth. The way to England was 
uow open, and the Scottish army swiftly and 
silently entered upon if, resolved to stake every- 
thing upon a great battle. 



INVASION OF ENGLAND 8 5 

Sir Thomas Urquhart left his castle of Cromartie, 
and took part in this expediion, though al,parently 
he held no position of command in the army, and 
was very much out of sympathy with nlany of 
those who journeyed with him. Indeed, his un- 
fortunate prejudices against the l'resbyterian and 
Covenanting party COlne otlt in the stement he 
makes, that many of those who started out to smite 
"the Midianites and Philistines," when it came to 
the push, managcd to make their way home, " being 
loth to hazard their precious pcrsons, lest they 
should seem to trust to the arln o[ flesh."  The 
mass of those, however, who formed the Scottish 
army were of very different mettle, and the battle 
in which they staked and lost everything was 
one of the fiercest iii the whole of the great Cil 
The course of their journey southward was 
through Biggar and Carlisle, and then through 
Lancashh'e. To their disappointment, they re- 
ceived no great accession of Royalists, nor of any 
others who were inclined to join them in the 
attempt to overthrow the Commonwealtb. "They 
marched," says the historian, "under rigorous 
discipline, weary and uncheered, south through 
Lancashire; had to dispute . the Bridge of 
Warrington with Lambert and Harrison, who 
attended them with horse-troops on the left; 
Cromwell with the main army steadily advancing 
behind. They carried the Bridge at Warrington; 
they summoned various Towns, but none yielded; 
 Yorks, p. 279. 



86 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

proclaimcd Lhcir King, vith all force of lungs and 
heraldry, but none cried, God bless him. Summon- 
ing Shrewsbury, with the usual negative response, 
they quitted the London road; bent southward 
towards Worcester, a City of slight Garrison and 
loyal Mayor; there to entrench themselves, and 
repose a little."l Yet but sligbt opportunity for 
this was given them. The course taken by Crom- 
well was through York, :Nottingham, Coventry, and 
Stratford-on-Avon, and when he arrived at Wor- 
cester with his army from Scotland, and with the 
county militias, who had risen at his summons, his 
forces numbered over thirty thousand men as against 
the enemy's sixteen thousand. 
Meantime Sir Thomas Urquhart had taken up 
his quarters in Worcester, in the house of a Mr 
Spilsbury, "3 very honest sort of man, who had an 
exceeding good wonmn to his wife." tIis luggage, 
which was stored in an attic, consisted, besides 
" scarlet cloaks, buff suits, and arms of all sorts," 
of seven large "portmantles," three of which were 
filled with unpublished works in manuscript, and 
other valuable documents--the amount of which 
he gives us in quires and quinternions, but which 
need not be repeated here. "Peace hatb her 
victories no less renowned than war," sang Milton 
in his sonnet to the Lord General Crolmvell; 
and perhaps Sir Thomas Urquhart hoped, after 
achieving victory in war, to win a second set of 
laurels by means of the contents of the three 
"portmantles." 
 Carlyle's Oliver Cromwell, iii. 148. 



BATTLE OF VORCESTER 87 

On the evening of the 3rd September, the anni- 
versary of the batle of Dunbar, and afterwards o 
be the date of Cromwell's own death, the battle 
of Worcester was fought, and he ltoyalist cause 
utterly shattered. "The fighting of the Scots," 
says Carlyle," was tierce and desperate. ' My Lord 
General did exceedingly hazard himself, riding up 
and down in he midst of the tire; riding, himself 
in person, to the Enemy's foot to offer them quarter, 
whereto they returned no answer but shot.' The 
small Scotch Army, begirdled with overpowering 
force, and cut off from help or reasonable hope, 
storms forth in fiery pulses, horse and foot ; charges 
now on this side of the Itiver, now on that ;--can on 
no side prevail. Cromwell recoils a little, but only 
to rally and return irresistible. The small Scotch 
Army is, on every side, driven in again. Its fiery 
pulsings are but the struggles of death : agonies as 
of alioncoiled inthefolds of aboa. 'Asstiff a 
contest,' says Cromwell,' for four or rive hours as 
ever I have seen.' "1 
The conquered lost six thousand men, and all 
their baggage and artillery; and Charles only with 
difIlculty, and after many romantic adventures, suc- 
ceeded in escapiug to the Continent when the fight 
was over. Ten thousand prisoners, including eleven 
of the Scottish nobility, were taken. The sufferings 
of many of these brave men were severe in the 
extreme. Some perished from want of food and 
from gaol diseases, and large numbers of the survivors 
were shipped for the plantations, and sold as slaves. 
 Carlyle's Olircr Cromwell, iii. 154. 



88 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

Sir Thomas Urquhart, and, apparently, more than 
one of his brothers, were among the prisoners, but 
appeared to have fared better than many of their 
companions in arms. The greatest of the misfor- 
tunes that fell upon him was, in his estimation, the 
sad rate that overtook his t»recious manuscripts. 
The whole story, rclated in his own inimitable 
style, may be read in Chal,ter vi. Itis enough to 
say here that a parCy of marauders broke into his 
quarters in search of valuables, that they forced 
open the "pormantles" and turned their contens 
out upon the floor, and afterwards carried off the 
papers to use them for wrapping up articles of 
plunder, and for lighting their pipes. Fortunately 
some bundles of these papers were afterwards picked 
up in the streets and brought back to him, and in 
due rime round theh" way to the printer's. 
After the battle of Worcester, Sir Thomas 
Urquhart and some of the other Scottish gentlemen 
who had beeu taken prisoners there were confined 
in the Tower of London. He seems to bave 
speedily gained the favour of his captors, and to 
have been treated wiCh remarkable leniency. Indeed, 
he speaks in terres of affectionate respect of various 
ofiïcers of the l'arliamentary army from whom he 
had received kindness, and acknowledges courtesies 
extended towards him by the Lord General himself. 
Thus he places on record his indebtedness to a 
"most generous gentleman, Captain Gladmon," for 
speaking in his favour to the l'rotector. And of 
auother, whom he calls the Marshal-General, in 
whose charge he had been placed, he has set down 



ALLEVIATIONS OF CAPTIVIT¥ 89 

the praise in the following elborate sentence :-- 
"The kindly usage of the Marshal-General, 
Captaiu Alsop, whilst I was in his custody, I I ara 
bound in duty so to ackuowledge, that I may 
without dissimulation avouch, for courtesies con- 
ïerred oll such as were within the verge of his 
authority, and fidelity fo tbose by whom he was 
intrusted with their tuitiou [oversight of them] in 
that restraiut, that never auy could by his faithful- 
ness fo the one and loving carriage to the other 
bespeak himself more a gentlemau, nor in the 
discharge of that military place acquit himself 
with a more universally-deserved applause and 
commendation."  
The severity of his imprisonment was soon abated ; 
and he was removed from the Tower fo Windsor 
Castle, e and uot loug after, by the orders of Crom- 
well, was paroled de die in diem.  The comparative 
liberty he now enjoyed enabled him to repair the 
loss of his manuscripts after the battle of Worcester, 
and he set himself to make the best of the frag- 
ments he had recovered, and to prepare them for 
publication, as well as to compose new material. 
A paragraph in the Epilogue of one of his works, 
in which he describes his warm appreciatiou of 
the measure of freedom he now enjoyed, is worth 
quoting. " That I, 'hilst a ]?risoner," he says, 
"was able fo digest and write this Treatise, is an 
effect nleerly proceeding from the courtesie of my 
Lord Geueral Cromwel, by whose recommendation 
to the Councel of State my parole being taken for 
 lYorlcs, 1 ). 408. " Cal. State Paliers, Dom. a Ibid. 



9 ° SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

my true imprisonment, I was by their favour 
enlarged to the extent of the lines of London's 
communication; for had I contimed as before, 
COOlt up within walls, or yet been attended still 
by a guard, as for a while I was, should the bouse 
of my confinement llave never been so pleasant, or 
nly keepers a very paragon of discretion, and that 
the conversation of the best wits in the world, 
with attluence of all manner of books, should have 
been allowed me for the diversion of my minde, yet 
such an antipathie I have to any kinde of restraint 
wherein myself is hot entrusted, that notwithstand- 
ing these advantages, which to some spirits would 
make a jayl seem luore dclicious then [than] 
freedom without them, it could hot in that eclipse 
of liberty lie in my power to frame myself to the 
couching of one sillable, or contriving of a rancie 
worthy the labour of putting pen to pat)er, no more 
then [than] a nightingale can warble it in a cage, 
CI" ' 
or linet in a dun,eon, x 
Another friend whom Sir Thomas Urquhart 
round in the rime of need was the celebrated 
Roger Williams, the apostle of civil and religious 
liberty, and the founder of the settlement of Pro- 
vidence, Rhodc Island, and missionary to the 
Indians. In the Epilogue to the £ogopandcctcision 
he thus uckuowledges his obligations to him: " [I 
caunot] forget my thankfulness to that reverend 
preacher ][r Roger Williams of Providence, in 
New England, for the manifold favours wherein I 
stood obliged to him above a whole month before 
 IVorks, p. 408. 



ROGER WlLLIAMS 91 

either of us lmd so nuch as seen other, and that 
by his frequent and earnest solicitation i,, my 
behalf of the most especial membcrs both of the 
Parliament and Commel of State; in doing whereof 
he appeared so truely generous, that when it was 
told him how I, having got notice of his so un- 
deserved respect towards me, was desirous to 
embrace some sudden opportunity whereby to 
testifie the affection I did owe him, he purposcly 
delayed the occasion of meeting with me till he 
had, as he said, performed some acceptable office 
worthy of my acquaintance; in all which, both 
be[ore and after we had conversed with one another, 
and by those many worthy books set forth by him, 
to the advancement of piety and good order, with 
some whereof he was pleased to present me, he did 
prove himself a man of such discretion and inimit- 
ably-sanctified parts, that an Archangel from heaven 
could hot have shown more goodness with less 
ostentation."  
 lVork., p. 419. Roger Williams (c. 1600-c. 1684) was himself 
a remarkable mn. He was  ntive of Wles, ws edueated at 
Oxford, and entered into holy orders; but his version to the 
government and discipline of the Chureh of Englnd led him to 
seek for greffer freedom in Amerie. He ws  strenuous sscrter 
of religious tolertion at  time whcn it ws litle understood nd 
lcss pretised nywhcre. His liberty of thinking and speking led 
to his being bnished ri'oto Masschusetts ; and, thereupon, he 1,ur- 
ehsed  tract of land from the In,lians, nd founded  setlement, 
which he named Providence. At the rime when he generous|y 
intereeded in fvour of Sir Thoms Urquhart, he ws residing in 
London as the gent of the new settlement, of whieh he ws affer- 
wards elmsen president. He ws on intirate terres with Cromwell, 
hlilton, and other leoeing Puritns, nd eonsequently would be in 
 position to tender gret servic to his fi'iend Urcluhrt. 



9 2 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

The years 1652 and 1653 form a period of 
astonishing literary activity on the part of our 
author, f«)r no fewer tlmn rive separate works were 
then published by him, two of which were of very 
considerable bulle The motive that had led him to 
bring out his two former works--the E_pigrans and 
Thc Trissotctras--had been a desire to benefit man- 
kind and to advance the glory of his lmtive land. 
:But now ho had to consider his own intcrests, and 
to exert himself to promote them. Accordingly, his 
present aire vas to couvince his captors of his extra- 
ordinary merit$ and gifts, and of the incomparable 
glory of that family which he had the honour of 
represcnting. 
In 1652 he issued his FIANTOXPONO- 
XANON ; or, a Pectliar _P.romïottary of Time, of 
which a detailed description is given in Chapter v. 
The object of this treatise is to show the Protector 
and the English l'arliament that the family of the 
Urquharts could be traced back, link by link, to 
the red earth out of which Adam was ruade, and to 
suggest how lamentable it would be, if the ruling 
power extinguished a race which had successfully 
resisted the scythe of Time, and was capable of 
rendering great services to the State. 
This small treatise was closely followed by a 
more important production, upon which Sir Thomas's 
faine as au author largely rests--his EKZKTBA- 
A ATPON; or, The Discoccïy of a most Exquisite 
J'cwel. The title of this work is intended tobe an 
abbreviation of a Greek phrase---" Gold from a 
dttnghill"--and contins an allusion to the fact that 



RETURN TO SCOTLAND 93 

the first hall of it was, in its manuscript form, one 
of the bundles of paper which the soldiers treated 
with such disrespect after the battle of Worcester, 
and which, indeed, was found next day in a kenncl 
of one of the streets of that city. This book, a 
fuller accourir of which we give later on, consists 
of an introduction to a work on a Universal 
Language, to which is added a rhapsodical pane- 
gyric on the Scottish nation, and an account of 
his fellow-countrymen who had been f«tmous as 
scholrs or soldiers during the previous fifty 
years. 
In the course of the early prt of 1652 
Urquhart had in some way excited the suspicions 
of the Government, a«d in the month of Mty his 
papers were seized by the authorities. Nothing 
treasonable, however, was found among them, and 
probably the harmless character of his pursuits, 
which was thus brought to light, ruade a favourable 
impression upon the Council of State. For, a few 
weeks later, he was allowed, in answer to a petition 
which he presented to the Council, and which was 
referred to Cromwell, to return to Scotland to 
arrérage his private affairs, and to be absent for 
rive months.  The only condition imposed upon 
him was that during this rime he should do 
nothing to the prejudice of the Commonwealth. 
Sir Thomas Urquhart's creditors had been told 

 The leave granted was for rive months from the I4th of July, 
I652. Before the expiration of this time, Sir Thomas asked for 
liberty to stay for six weeks longer in Scotland, and this was 
granted (Acts o Tarliament, vol. ri. pt. 2, p. 748b). 



94 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

that he had been killed at the battle of Worcester, 
and, as ho says in bis own characteristic way, 
"for gladness of the tidings [they] had Inadiiied 
[moistened] their nolls to some purpose with the 
liquor of the grape, ''1 and had 1)ossessed themselves 
of all his property. When they were assured by 
letters from himsclï that he was still alive, they 
claimed payment fol" debts which bad been long 
discharged, undcr the impression that the receil)ts 
],ad perished along with othcr pal)ers after the 
l»attle. They even plotted, we are assured, to 
arrest our author in London, after he had been 
liberated upon parole. ]y tl:e thoughtful dis- 
cretion of  Captain Goodwin, of Colonel l'ride's 
regiment, the receipts in question had been saved 
out of the spoil of Worcester, and Sir Thonaas 
Urquhart was able fo dislolay them to the unjust 
creditors. "And when," he says, " they saw that 
those their acquittances . were produced belote 
them, they then, looking as if their noses had been 
ableeding, could hot any longer for shame retard 
my cancelling of the aïoresaid bonds."  
In the midst of so many complaints of the 
iniquity of credito's, it is gratiïying to find Sir 
Thomas acknowledging that there was one of that 
class who treated him with forbearance and even 
with kindness. His thankïulness af discovering 
this green oasis in the arid desert in which so much 
of his liïe had been passed, is exlv.essed in his own 
characteristic way. ":But may," he says, "William 
tobertson of Kindeasse, or rather Kindncssc (for so 
 l'orks, p. 377. : Ibid. p. 38. 



ROBERTSON OF KINDEASSE 95 

they call this worthy man), for his going contrary 
to that stream of wickedness which carryeth head- 
long his fellow-creditors to the black sea of un- 
christian-like dealing, enjoy a long life in this 
world, attended with health, wealth, a hopeful 
posterity, and all the happiness conducible to 
eternal salvation; and may his children after him, 
as heires both of his verrues and means, derive 
[transmit] his lands and riches to their sons, to 
continue successively in that line from generation 
to generation, so long as there is a hill in Scotland, 
or that the sea doth ebbe and flow. This hearty 
wish of mine, as chier of my kinred [kindred], I 
bequeath to all that do and are to carry the naine 
of Urquhart, and adjure them, by the respect they 
owe to the stock whence they are descended, for 
my father's love and nfine to this man, to do all 
manner of good offices to each one that bears the 
naine of Robertson. ''1 
His old enemy, Lesley of Findrassie, endeavoured 
in vain to persuade the officers of the English 
garrison, then stationed in Urquhart's bouse at 
Cromartie, to arrest him as a prisoner of war, and 
keep him in confinement " till he [Lesley] were 
contented in all his demands. ''e An attempt 
was also ruade to apprehend him at Elgin; but 
he escaped all these machinations, and, af ter 
travelling in safety through many of the principal 
towns of Scotland, returned to London within the 
specified rime, and gave himself up to the Council 
of State. 
1 lYorks, p. 384. " Ibid. p. 380. 



9 6 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

In the course of the year 1653 Sir Thomas 
Urquhart published the last of his original works 
--his £ogo2andccteision, and the translation of the 
first two books of Rabeltis, in connection with 
which his naine is best known. Thc object of the 
former of these was to suggest a wonderful scheme 
for a universal l«nguage, with the ide of being 
restored by the Government to the full possession 
of his liberty, and of being reinstted in the position 
of power and wcalth, which he naintained was his 
by hereditary right, in order to carry out the 
scheme. His hopes and anticipations of success in 
this appeal to the English Government were hot 
daunted by the fact that to do what he required 
would need several legislative changes, a reversal of 
proceedings in Scottish courts of lw, and  sub- 
stntial grant from the Treasury. This, after all, 
he considered, was a very small price to pay for the 
benefits he would thereby confer upon the world. 
That the appetl was hot successful needs scarcely 
be told. Probably in no country in the world, 
and at no period in history, could any be found 
more likely to turn a deaf car to such requests, 
than such men as Cromwell, Fleetwood, and 
Overton. hIeu like these were too practical, and 
of too hard a nature, to be impressed by any such 
visionary schemes as those which their prisoner 
delighted in constructing. 
A veil of obscurity hangs over the closing years 
of our author's life. His last appearance before 
the public was in the issuing of the books above 
mentioned. The only further record of him is in the 



OUR AUTHOR'S DEATH 97 

eontinuation of the Pedigree of the Urquharts, whieh 
is contained in the Edinburgh edition of his Tracts. 
In this we read that "he was confined for several 
years in the Tower of London; from whence he ruade 
his escape, and went beyond seas, where he died 
suddenly in a fit of excessive laughter, on being 
informed by his servant that the King was restored. ''1 
If this account of matters be true, it would seem 
that Sir Tholnas had forfeited some of those privi- 
leges which he had won so soon after he had 
become a State prisoner. It is quite possible that 
this was in consequence of having joined in SOlne 
Royalist plot against the Commonwealth and for 
the restoration of Charles H. 
In the preface fo the second book of Rabelais, 
Sir Thomas promises very speedily to translate 
the three remaining books of that author, so that 
the whole "Pentateuch of Itabelais," as he calls it, 
nfight be in the hands of English readers. But 
this design was never completed. The translation 
of the third book was found amont his papers, 
and was published in 1693 by Pierre Antoine 
Motteux, but it is probable that the editor himself 
had some share in the work as issued fo the public. 
Sir Theodore Martin considers that there is a 
strong presumption against the truth of the above 
accourir of Sir Thomas's death, in his entire silence 
during the long period which elapsed between 
the publication of his last work and 1660, the date 
of the Ilestoration of Charles I. "Men," he says, 
"so deeply smitten with the cacoëthes scribertdi as 
Urquhart was, do not thus readily cast the pen 
P. 37. 



9 8 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

aside; nor was the lack of a lublisher likely to 
bave stood in the way of his literary career. His 
writings, if for no other cause but the number of 
his friends, must always have been a sale specu- 
lttion for a printer, at a rime when l»rinting was 
cheap and rea.ders numerous. ]3ut the imperfect 
statc of his trmslation of abelais is perhaps the 
best evidence of the inaccuracy of thc current belief. 
Motteux says that Urquhart's version 'was 
too kindly received hot to encourage him to English 
the three remaining books, or ai least the third, the 
fourth and fifth being in a manner distinct, as 
being ]'antagruel's voyage. Accordingly he trans- 
lated the third book, and would have finished the 
whole, had hot deth prevented him.' This bears 
hard against the supposition of that event having 
occurred upwards of six years after the two first 
books had been given to the world. It is probable 
that he died much sooner, a victim in all likelihood 
to that fiery restlessness of spirit, 

'Which o'er-informs its tenement of clay, 
And h'ets the lOigmy body to decay.'"  

This conjecture is, however, improbable. A 
petition from our author's brother, Sir Alexander 
Urquhart, is still in existence, in which he asks for 
a uew commission of hereditary Sheriffship of 
Cromartie tobe ruade out for him, on the ground 
of his being the eldest surviving son of the Sir 
Thomas Urquhart who died in 1642. e Though 
this document is unda.ted, i is assigned by the 
editor of the volume of State Papers in v«hich it is 
 Rabelais, p. xiv.  C,l. ,S'latc Pa2ers , Donestic, 1660-61, p. '2-37. 



TRADITION PROBABLY CORRECT 99 

tobe found, to August of 1660. if this date 
be trustworthy, we nay be ahnost sure that the 
traditional statement as to the ycar of out author's 
death is correct. 
The cause of his giving up his litcrary labours, and 
of omitting to carry through thc work of translation 
on which he had entercd, is, of course, unknown to 
us. ]Ils health, physical or mental, nmy have be- 
corne seriously impaired, or his spirits may bave 
been too lnuch depressed by the misfirtunes that 
crowded upou him, to alh»w him fo engage in 
literary worlç Indeed, the alleged cause of dcah 
from violent agitation of feeling cansed by hearing 
of the Restoration of Charles ., argues in itself a 
previous condition of great physical weakness. 
There seems at first a certain grotesqueness in 
such a fatal exuberance of joy in connexion with 
such an event us Charles . regaining the crown 
which his father had lost, and of which in another 
generation all of his blood were tobe deprived. 
But we have to keep in mind that Sir Thomas was 
hot alone in his folly, if folly it were ; for a great 
wave of exultation swept over the three kingdoms 
at that rime. Out author had, like many of his 
fellow-Royalisti, staked and lost everything he 
possessed in the defence of the House of Stuart, and 
one can have little difiîculty in understanding how 
the announcement of the triumph of the cause, 
which was so dear to him, should have agitated 
him profoundly2 
 In the prcface to a new translation of Rabelais by W. F. Smith, 
Esq., Fellow of St John's College, Cambridge, some doubt is cast 
al,on the above narrative of Sir ThomŒEs's dcath. Mr Smith 



IOO SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

Sir Alexander Urquhart failed to recover posses- 
sion of either the barony or the Sheriffship of 
Cromartie, and a year after the supposed date of 
remarks, "This looks something like an imitation of Rabelais in 
his account of thc death of Philemom" The reference is to the 
tbllowig passages in Rabelais, who alluàes fo the story no fewer 
thau three rimes. Ia Book i. 10, we reaà: "Just so the heart 
with excessive joy is inwardly dilated, and suffereth a manifest 
reso]ution of the vital spirits, which lnay go so farre on, that it 
may thereby be deprived of its nourisbment, and by consecluence 
of liïe itselï, by this Pericharie or extremity of gladnesse, as Galen 
saith . . . and as if hath corne fo passe in former times . . . to 
Philcmon and others, who died vith joy." I chap. xx. some 
more particulars are given of the case; "As Philemon, who, for 
secing au asse eate those figs, which were provided for his own 
dinner, died with force oflaughing." tut in took iv. 17, we are 
told tire whole story." "[leither ought you to wonder at] the 
death of Philomenes, whose servant, having got him some new 
tigs for the first course of his dinner, whilst he welt to fetch wine, 
a straggling . . . ass got into the bouse, and, seeing the figs on 
the table, witlmut îurthcr invitation, soberly fell to. Philomenes 
coming into the room, and nicely observing with what gravity the 
ass eat its dinner, said to his man, who was corne back, 'Since 
thou hast set figs here for this revcrend guest of ours to eat, 
mcthinks it is but rcason thou also give him some of this wine to 
drink.' tIe had no sooncr said tl,is, but he was so excessively 
pleased, and fell into so exorbitant a fit of laughter, that the use 
of his spleen took that of his breath utterly away, and he immedi- 
ately died." The story is taken froln Lucian (apofllot, c. 25) 
or from Yalerius lIaximus (ix. 12), in wbich in the Paris folio 
editio, (1517) the naine is given as Philomenes. There is un- 
doubtedly a resemblance between the accourir of Philemon's death 
and that of our author, but we think it can only be accidental. 
The editor of the Edinburgh edition of tbe Tracts is, as I have 
said, our only authority for the story of Urquhart's death ; but 
there is no adequatc reason for doubting it. He seems to have 
been  ell versed in the history of the Urquhart famiIy, which he 
brings Ul» fo date, and must have derived his information from 
some mcmbers of it. It would be strange if in little more than a 
ccntury aîter our author's death, an tttterly mythical account of it 
should hoEve slrung up and round a llace amoug the details of 



ESTATE PASSES TO COUSIN o 

his petition, he is said to have ratified his cousin's 
rights, 1 and in 16 6 3 he formally " disponed" the 
estate (i.c. his title to it) to Sir John. 2 The new 
ç«mily history. According to Lowndes's libliogr«l)hcr's [anual, 
the editor of the volume was David Herd, the well-known 
antiquary. Il" this statement be correct, we have all the more 
reason fo ïely upon the SUplflementary information the volumo 
contains, as Herd's acquaintance with Scottish history ail,| bio- 
gïaphy was very extensive and accurate. In one of the _h'octcs 
Ambrosiaa (llackwood's Magazinc, September, 1832), a highly 
extravagant version is given of Urquhart's death. It is intcnded 
to be humorous, but is merely fiat and silly. Only those can 
stalle at if who have bcen trained up to believe that the _hoctcs 
contain exquisite humour, and who bave, ihercfore, been accus- 
tomed to welcome passages from it as mirth-inspiring. The state- 
ment ruade in this mention of Urquhart, that his deaih was caused 
by excessive alcoholic celebration of the happy evelt of the 
Restoration, is utterly baseless and offensive ; and it is a pity that in 
Allibone's Dictionary and in the Dictiotary of 'Vatioal Biograt&y 
this article in Bla«kwood's Magazie should be rcferred to as one of 
the sources of information conceaing Urquhart. The author of 
it had hot access to any other account of Sir Thomas's dcath than 
that given in the al)ove-mentioned edition of thc Tracts. 
1 Acts of 39arliament, vii. 70. 
 Itwerness Sasiaes. The date when Sir Alexander Urquhart 
received knighthood seems to be approximately fixed by the fact 
that in a grant under the Privy Seal of 5th March, 1661, he is callc:l 
Alexander, and in a notice of him of the 29th of the saue month 
and year he appears as Sir Alexander (Acts of 39arliamctt, vil. 93). 
From the fact that in this year the succession to the cstates and 
hereditary Sheriffship of Cromartic were.entered upon by his cou.in 
Sir John Urquhart of Craigfintray, it was taken for granted by the 
editor of the Tracts (Edinburgh, 1774) that Sir Alexander had died. 
This error is repeated by Hugh 5Iillcr, and by most of thosc who 
bave ruade any reference to him. He was still alive in 1667, for 
during that year he sol,l his s:dmon fishings in Over-rak and the 
King's Water to John Gordon (sec also Acts of I)arliament, vii. 537). 
He is spoken of as quodam in a charter of certain lands which had 
belonged to him, 19th June, 1668. His cousin, Sir John Urquhart, 
received knighthood about the saine rime ; at least he appears in 
Parliament as Sir John» 1st January, 1661 (Acts of Parliamet, vil. 4). 



SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

possessors were, however, as unfortunate as their 
immediate predccessors, for in no very long rime 
they wcrc overwhelmcd by distresses like those 
which had burdcned and embittered the lives of 
)ur author and his father, lu 1682 the celcbmted 
Sir Gcorge hLmkenzie, whose nmne, like that of 
Queen Mary of England, is usutlly associated with 
an unenviable epithet, as that of a cruel persecutor,  
"apprized" the estate from Sir John's e son, Jonathan.  
 "There ws the Bluidy Advocate ]Iackenyie, who, for his 
wor]dly wit and wisdom, had becn to the rest as  god" (" Wander- 
ing Willie's Talc" Rrdgautlet, chap. xi.). 
 There is said to have been some tragedy in connection with 
the death of this Sir John Urquhart. According to Wodrow, as 
quoted by Hugh Iiller, Mter hving posed as an ultra-Presbyterin, 
he bec, me the friend and counse]lor of the ]ar] of Middleton, 
Charles H.'s Commssoner for Scot]and, undcr whom Presby- 
terianism was overturned and EldSCOl)acy set up iu its place (1661). 
Tradition says that " about eleven years after the t)assing of the 
Act, he fell into  deep melancholy, and destroyed himself with 
his own sword in one of the apartments of the o]d cast]e. The 
sword, it is said, was flung into a neighbouring draw-well by one 
of the domestics, and the stuin lcft by his blood on the walls and 
floor of the apartment was distinctly visible at the rime the 
building ws pulled down" (Scenes ad Ecgewls of the _horth of 
Scotland, p. 111). Tradition is wrong, however, in saying eleven 
years airer 1661; for on August 7th, 1677, Sir John, along with 
others, received a commission " for 1)utting the ]aws against con- 
venticles and other disorders into execution" ( lKodrow, ii. p. 366). 
 On the dealh of Jonatban's son, Colouel James Urquhart, in 
1741, the shadowy honour of the hcadship of the family passed to 
the Urquharts of hIeldrum, who were descended from the Tutor of 
Cromartie by a third marriage with Elizabeth Seton, only daughter 
of Alexander Seton of ]ieldrum, and ultimate]y heiress of that 
estate. The last male representative of this line xvas ]Iajor 
Bcauchamp Colclough Urquhart, who closed a promising career hy 
a heroic dcath af the battle of Atbara, in the Sudan, on 8th April, 
1898. His sister, Isabel Almie, is wife of Gardcn Alexader Duff, 
Esq., tlatton Castle, Turrifl: 



LATER HISTORY OF ESTATE IO 3 

No one who knows what this means 1 will be sur- 
prised to hear that it soon afterwards passed into 
his possession. On his elevation to thc peerage 
(1685) as Viscount Tarbat, first Earl of Cromartie, 
he put his third-born son, Sir Kenneth, into posses- 
sion of the estate, with the view of establishing a 
branch of his family to be known as the Ma.ckenzies 
of Cronmrtie. This phm was doomed to be defeated, 
for Sir Kenneth's son George had no family, and 
sold the estate to Captain William Urquhart of 
Meldrum in 17413 The hmds were again sold fo 
Patrick, Lord Elibank,  in 1763, and by him to 
George :Ross of Pitkerrie, nine years afterwards. 
Mr Ross had amassed a large fortune in England 
as an army agent, * and part of this he expended in 
the purchase of the estate, and in the extensive 
improvements which he effccted in it. One wishes 
he had hot thought it desh'able fo pull down the 
picturesque old castle, which had stood on the mote- 
bill of Cromartie for three hundred years, and 
which had sheltered so many generations of the 

1 See p. 58. 
-" Pococke, in his Tolo" through Scotland (1761), says of the castlo 
of Cromartie : "It bas fllen into the hands of ono hlr Urquhart, 
who had commanded  Spanish Gally, and died  Convert to 
Popeïy; which slip his son, now eighteen years old, bas in some 
degree recovered, by conforming to the Church of England" 
(p. lï6 ; Scottish History Socictg}. 
 In the old Sttistical Account of Cromartie, and iu the preface 
to the Maitlnd Club edition of Urquhart's Works, the estate is 
said to bave passed into the banals of Sir William Pulteney. 
 Mr Ross is mentioned in the Letters of Junius (seo thoso of 
29th November and 12th December, 1769). He was succeeded by 
his nephew, from whom the present proprietor of Cromartie, 
Mior Walter Charteris Ross, is dcsccnded. 



o4 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

Urquhart family. Let us now, however, return fo 
our author. 
In telling the story of Sir Thomas Urquhart's 
life, somc of his most striking peculiarities have 
been disl)layed and illustrated, so tllat no one who 
has rend the foregoing pages is altogether dependent 
upon what lnay now be said for forming an estimate 
of his character. His vanity is perhaps the most 
striking trait in it; but only a very hard-hearted 
moralist would call if a vice in his case, for itis as 
artless as if is boundless, and is combined with so 
much kindness of heart and generosity of feeling, 
that we are more entertained by it than indignant 
ai if. :No oue who looks into his wo,'ks can doubt 
the intensity of his patriotism. Indeed, his pas- 
sionate longing after personal faine is in all cases 
combined with the wish fo couler additional glory 
upon the land of his birth. His devotion to the 
Royalist cause 1 is of the purest and most heroic 
type, and the general tone of his character, as 
revealed fo us in his books, is elevated and noble. 
At the saine rime there is an element of the 
grotesque in if, so that in his disinterested and 
chivalrous disposition he reminds us of Don Quixote, e 
 Our Sir Thomas's memory should be cheri.hcd by defenders of 
the naine and faine of liary Queen of Scots, for he goes so far as 
to say that "igao,'auce, togethcr with hypocrisie, usury, oppression, 
and i,fi,luty, took root in these parts [Scotla,dJ, whcn upright- 
ness, plain-dealiug, and charity, with Astroea, took their flight 
vith Quecn l[a T of Scotland iuto EngIand." Probably few of ber 
admirers would be so daring as to assert this, though ,nany of 
them doubtless would be glad to hear thc assertion ruade. 
c We take the liberty of extracting these few sentences from the 
lettcr of a friend, who has taken great iaterest in the execution of 
this work :--" Sir Thomas would have been an original character in 



ABSENCE OF HUMOUR o 5 

while in his frequent allusions fo strugglcs wifl 
peeuniary diffieulfies, as well as in his use of 
magniloquent language, he disfinefly reealls Wilkins 
Mieawber. A lively faney, a strain of genuine 
erudifion beneafl his pedangl'y, and some sparks of 
insanity, are oflmr elements in his Nngasfieal ehar- 
,eter. Only a mind likc his own eould graee tire 
maze of its windings and [sUrllillgS, and faflom 
the depghs of igs eeeengrieity. In his flmughgs 
"grugh is eonstantly beeoming ingerfused wifl 
fiction, possibility wifl eergaingy, and tire hyper- 
bolieal exgravaganee of his style only keeps even 
paee wifla ghe prolifie shootings of his imagination." a 
I is perhaps expeeged tiret one should, in a 
measure, apologize for the eeeentrieigies of Urquhart's 
elmraeter and literary sgyle, by explaining glaag he was 
a humourist. But, unfortunately, humour is a quality 
in whieh Urquharg was laeking, unless we undersgand 
by the word mere fangastieal quaingness of flmught 
and speeeh. In one passage of his works he speaks 
wifla eontempt of "shallow-brained humourists, '' 
and we should wrong his ghosg by putfing him 
anaong ghose whom he abhorred. Nota single trace 
of ghat subfle, graeeful play of faney and of feeling 
whieh enters into our eoneepgion of humour is fo be 
round in his works.  His readers may smile as ghey 

ahnost any surroundings--a kind of literary Quixote, with what 
may be callet a 'parenthetical' genius, branching off af evcry 
comma into the fresh images furnished by a teeming inmgination. 
He was more than a translator of Rabelais--he scems fo have bcen 
a kind of Rabelais himsclf." 
 Sir Theodore Martin, Rabel«is, p. xix. - See p. 8. 
 A different opinion is expressed in the preface to W. Han'ison 
Ahsworth's capital novel of Cri«hton. "Sir Thomas," he says, 



lO6 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

turn over his pages, but he is always in deadly earnest. 
The quality of wit he occasionally manifests in the 
form of keen sarcasm, when hc gives full vent to 
his feelings of scorn and contempt; as vhcn, for 
example, hc describes those who went out to fight, 
" but did hot hazard their precious persons, lest 
thcy should seem to trust to the arm of flesh." 1 
I[e can never give a simple statement of matters 
of fact. Thus in his account of the Admirable 
Crichton, instead of saying that the rector of the 
university addressed a few complimentary sentences 
to Crichton, and that the latter replied in the saine 
rein, he says: " In complements after this manner, 
ult'o cit'ooEue habitis, tossed to and again, retorted, 
contrerisposted, backreverted, and nov and then 
graced with a quip or a clinch for the better relish 
of the ear, being unwilling in this kind of straining 
curtesie to yeeld to other, they spent a full half- 
hour and more."  Everything must be dressed up 
"with divers quaint and pertinent similes" belote it 
is fit to be introduced to the reader's notice. To 
quote again from the most accomplished literary critic 
who bas written upon him: "IIistory, philosophy, 
science, literature are ransacked for illustrations of 
the commonest subject. His fancy is ever on the 
alert, and you are constantly surprised by some 
incongruous image, begotten in its wanton dllince 
"is a joyous spirit--a right Pantagruelist ; and if he occasionally 
'Projicit ampulls et sesquipedalia vêrba,' 
he has an exuberancc of wit and plyfilness of fancy that amply 
redeem his tendency to fanfaronade." Out readers have bundnce 
of material before them fro" coming to a decision upon this question. 
 Sêe p. 85. " B'fl('s, p. 226. 



PORTRAITS OF OUR AUTHOR o 7 

with knowledge the most heterogeneous. He 
bas always an eye to effect. His own learning 
must be brought into play, rhetorical tropes must 
flourish through his periods, 'suggesting to our 
minds two several things at once,' aml, of course, as 
diverse as possible, that ' the spirits of such as are 
studious in learning may be filled with a most 
wonderful delight.'" 1 His style reacts upon and 
controls his thoughts, and often carries him, as 
Ariosto's Hippogriff carried Astolfo, up into the 
skies, whither those are unable to follow him who 
are mounted on humbler animals, or bave no other 
means than those with which they were born for 
plodding along the dusty roads of earth. 
If we can trust the two engraved portraits of 
Sir Thomas Urquhart which bave corne down to us, 
he was a man of handsome presence, and accustomed 
to deck himself in all the splendour of costume to 
which so many of his brother- cavaliers were 
addicted. George Glover, the famous engraver, 
drew both the portraits of him which are extant. 
One of these appears as a frontisliece fo the 
I'pigrams and to the ''issotctras. Itis a small 
whole-length, and represents Sir Thomas in rich 
dïess, e holding out his hand to receive from some 
 Sir Theodore Martin, R,&el«is, p. xx. 
-"In Granger's iographical Di«tionat T (1779), this portrait is 
describcd erroneously, as Sir Thomas Urquhart is said in it to be 
dressed in armour. Probably the descriptionwas given from memory. 
In the second volume of Bohn's edition of ttabelais, the frontis- 
piece is a half-length portrait of the trnslator, evidently repro- 
duced from the above. The effect, however, is highly disagreeable, 
and the likeness must have produced an unfavourable opinion of 
our author in the minds of most of those who bave looked 
Ul)On it. 



IO8 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

allegorieal personage a laurel wreath " for Armes 
and Artes." 1 On a table beside him are his hat 
and embroidered cloak. In the vacant spaces on 
each side of the upper part of the figure are his 
naine and titles : " S r Thomas Urchard, Knight, of 
Bray and Udol, etc., Baron of Ficherie and Clohorby, 
etc., Laird Baron of Cromartie and Hêritable Sheriff 
thereof, etc." The portrait is described as taken 
from the lire, and engraved in 1641 ; e a«ld beneath 
itis a couplet by W. S., as follows : 
"Of him whose shape this Picture hath design'd, 
Verrue and learning represent the Mind." 
Who W. S. was we do hot know. The date forbids 
our identifying him with the Bard of Avon. He 
was probably one of those mysterious personages, 
who were always at hand to write epistles of com- 
mendation to works by Sir Thomas, and to testify 
on their " book-oath" to his gifts and graces. 
The second engraved portrait is of great rarity, 
and only one impression of it is known to be in 
 In this engraving, which is our frontispiece, the Greek inscrip- 
tion runs thus : -o?s c vrttxa«tv I¢a vrpotrTda¢tv efiXapttrT , and 
means, "1 thank lhosc ie]w sett you atd gave the odez." These 
words arc, of course, addressed to the messengcr who has been 
commissioncd by the Muses to convey the wreath to Sir Thomas. 
Above thc wrcath itself is an obscure phrase--Movaapv[] ar6hos-- 
which is evidently a mixture of Latin and Greek, mtesaTum «T5,OS 
(=d'5aTo),os?), "nessetger of the mscs." It may, however, be 
that ar6hos is to be taken as "cçuitmctt" or "decoratiot," as 
referring to the wreath. The courage with which Greek and Latin 
forms are mixed up, and an ohl word dcspatchcd on its way with a 
new meaning, of vhich this brief phrase gives evidence, is highly 
cha'acteristic of Cromartian Greek. For further illustration of 
the peculiarities of this local va'iety of Hellenic speech, see p. 149. 
- Sir Thomas, therefore, claires by anticipation the titles of Baron 
and Sheriff, which were afterwards to bc his. 



The Puet sttrrounded by the Muses. 



SETE ON PARNASSUS io 9 

existence. It was probably meant to be a frontis- 
piece to the unpublished volume of Epigrams 
described on p. 116, the title of which was to have 
been .A29ollo and the Mt«ses, but which never round 
its way into print. In this engraving Sir Thonms 
is depicted as seated with great complacency upon 
Mount larnassus, in the midst of the Muses, seven 
of whom are pressing, upon his attention wreaths of 
1,urel of which he is worthy, "for Judgment, Learn- 
ing, witt, Invention, sweetness, stile." At his feet 
is the sacred fountain of Castalit or ttippocrene, 
into the waters of which the other two Muses are 
sportively dipping "sprinklers" or asperges. One 
of them seems inclined to give Sir Thomas a 
sprinkling, but refrains, either because it was 
unnecessary or for fear of spoiling his nice clothes. 
In the background, the winged horse 1)egasus is 
flying sufficiently low down to allow a woman to 
pluck a couple of feathers from his wings.  Thesc 
 This use of the quills is referred to in the following passage in 
Sir Thomas Urquhart's £lffgrams (MS.) :-- 
"The Invocation to Clio. 
Book 2. 
Wench wholly martial, fo whose inspiration 
The Colophouian PSet ow'd his skill: 
Let my verse merit no Lesse estimation, 
Then [than] if the point of a Pegasid quill, 
Dip'd in the sacred fontain Cballine, 
Character'd the Impression of each Line." 
The "Colophonian PSet" is--" hot to put too fine a point upon it" 
--Homer, who, accoïding to some, was born at Colol,hos, in Asia 
Minor. The phrase "Pegasid quill" in this passage strengthens 
our opinion that this second portrait of Sir Thomas, which we give 
here, ws intended to be a frontispiece to a second volume of 
poems. The similarity of diction between this "Invocatiou" aud 
the spceches of Ancient Pistol is very gret. 



,o SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

are no doubt intended fo l?rovide pens for Sir 
Thomas's next literary undertaking. In the further 
distance are several ïeathered creatures, which arc 
probably meant for poetical swans, but which bear 
a pùnful likeness to prosa.ic geese. Af the foot of 
the picture in ont corner we have Apollo, playing on 
his lyre; and on the ground in front are a half- 
starved dragon and a shake, writhing in impotent 
rage, as they witness the triumph oï Sir Thomas. 
We can hardly be mistakcn in concluding that 
thcse l«tst are symbolical rcl)rescntations of cnvious 
and ctrlfing crities. 



CHAPTER IV 

EPIGRAMS: DIVINE AND ][ORAL, AND TEllE 
ŒEEISSOTETRAS 

16 41, Sir Thomas [rrquhart pul dished 
his first work--a volume of poems, en- 
titled "EPIaA1s: DIVINE AND [ORAL," 1 
and dedicated to the lIarquis of Hamil- 
ton. The poems are divided into three 
books, two of hich contain forty-five 

epigrams, while the third contains forty-four. Most, 
of them are in iambic pentameters, and are for the 
greater part sextets in form; but though the versi- 
fication is occasionally smooth, these compositions 
do little credit to the Muse who inspired them. 
They are, without an exception, pointless; and an 
epi'am without a point is about as useless 
and exasperating as a needle -ithout one.  It is 

Knight. London : Printed by Barnard Alsop and Thomas Fawcet, 
in the Yeare 1641." 
- It is only fait, however, to Urquhart to rêmember that his 
idea of an Epigram was probably different from ours. In modern 
rimes point or "bite" is regarded as essential to such kind of 
compositions. The original idea of them vas that they should 
contain a single distinct thought, and be briêf enough to serve as 
inscriptions. 



112 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

somewhat remarkable that in his prose compositions 
the imagination of Sir Thomas seems quite un- 
fettered, while in his poems it is under some such 
restraining influence as a strait-waistcoat is said 
to exercise upon a certain class of patients. 
A wild legend, the origin of -hich is unknown, 
but which is utterly baseless, asserts that Urquhart 
" was laureated poet at l'aris before he was three 
and twenty years of age. ''1 We could hardly 
conceive of any responsible authorities being so far 
" left to themselves " as to do a deed like this. The 
story may be either the misapplication to Urquhart 
of some vague tradition of «,ne of the feats of his 
hero, the Admirable Crichton, or of what he himself 
has actually recorded of the poet, Arthur Johnston3 
A modern critic, vho has given Urquhart a full 
measure of praise, finds himself unable to say a 
word in favour of his poelns. "This slender 
volume," he remarks, "gives hot the slightest 
promise of talent. Its stanzas are indistingMshcd 
and indistinguishable. There is no reason why any- 
one should have written them, but, on the other 
hand, there is no reason why anyone should hot. 
They express the usmd commonplaces: the inevit- 
ableness of death, and the worth of endeavour. A 
mildly Horatian sentiment is dressed up in the 
tattered rags of Shakespearianism, and the surprise 
is that the author, whose prose is restrained by no 
eonsideration of sound or sense, should have deemed 
it worth whilc to print so talne a collection of 
exereises." 3 
 Granger's Biographical History, iii. 160. 
" IVorks, p. 263.  Charles Whibley, 5¥iv tcview, July 1897. 



THE EPIGRAMS 3 

A favourable specimen of the E2)i9rams is the 
following from the first book :- 
"How DIFFICULT A THING IT IS TO TREAD IN THE PATHES 
OF rERTUE. 
«, The way to vertue's hard, uneasic, bends 
Aloft, being full of steep and rugged alleys; 
For never one to a higher place ascends, 
That always keeps the plaine, and pleasant valleyes : 
And reason in each human breast ordaincs 
That precious things be purchased with paines." 
Or take this from the opposite page : 
«WHEN A TRUE FRIEND IAY BE BEST KNOWNE. 
« As the glow-worme shines brightest in the darke 
And frankincense smells sweetest in the tire; 
So crosse adventures make us best remarke 
A sincere friend from a dissembled lyer; 
For some, being friends to our prosperity, 
And hot to us, when it failes, they decay. » 
The fault of obscurity, of which the poet 
Browning bas been accused, could hot be laid to 
the charge of Sir Thomas Urquhart. Nor can it 
be said of him that he neglects truths that are 
obvious, and occupies himself in discovering and 
bringing forward those that are recondite. The 
sentiments to which he gives utterance seem those 
which spontaneously occur to the average mind; 
on reading the subject of the poem, as given in the 
title, and then the poem itself, we think 
"A said whot a owt to 'a said," 
and we corne away without any feverih mental 
agitation or aeeelerated movement of pulse2 
* A school-girl once wrote in a copy of Moral Tales, which she 
used for ber Italian lesson% that they were "moral to the last 
8 



4 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

The sentiments which, froln his own account, 
had, on more occasions than one, filled his mind, 
are expressed in the piece entitled " THE 6EIEIOUS 
SPEECH OF A :NOBLE CAVALLIER AFTER HE ttAD 
DISAIldIED IIIS fl._DVERSARY AT THE SINGLE COMBAT." 
They are as follows :-- 
"Though with my raper, for the guerdon 
Your fult deserveth, I may ldcrce ye, 
Your penitence in crtving pardon, 
Transpassions my revenge in mercy ; 
And wills me bofl to end this present strife, 
And give you leave in peace t' enjoy your life." 
Another Epigram, which one critic regards as 
Urquhart's chef d'ceux,re in this kind of composition, 
is the following :-- 
"Take man from qcoman, all that she can show 
Of her own proper, is nought else but wo."  
In a letter of conmmndation prefixed to his next 
work, 'hc 'rissotctras, Sir Thomas Urquhart says of 
himself : " This Mathematicall tractate doth no lesse 
bespeak him a good lPoet and Orator, then [tban] 
by his elaboured poems he bath showne himselfe 
already a good lhilosopher and Mathematician." 
This sclf-criticism is all that could be desired. A 
dcgree." The saine may be said of Sir Thomas Urquhart's Moral 
l'pigrams. 
 This reminds one of Alice's subtraction sure. "Take a bone 
from a dog. What remains ? The dog's temler would 
remain" (Th'ough the Zooking-Glass, chalo, ix.). A somewhat 
different and more sombre turn of thought than the above was 
suggested to Southey's Dr Dove by the resemblance between the 
words. "lYoman," hc says, "evidently neaning cither man's woe 
--or abbreviated from woe to ma», because by woman was woe 
brought into the world" (/7,e Doctor, chap. ccviii.). 



FLASHES OF WIT I5 

work on lnathematies thttt proves an authol"S 
possession of poetical and rhetorical gifts, and a 
volume of poetry which leads one fo think that 
the singer is an accomplished mathematician, are 
gifts with which the world is but seldom favoured, 
and as it is likely that their merits will hot 
instantly be observed, the zeal of the author in 
calling our attention fo them is by no means 
unnecessary. But when he goes on fo say, still 
speaking of himself in the third person, "The Muses 
never yet itspired sublimer conceptions in a more 
refined stile then [thtn] is to be round in the accu- 
rate strain of his most ingenious Epigrams," we feel 
that he is less felicitous, tIis first shot bas hit the 
blank, but the second is wide of the target altogether. 
In his dedication of the volume to " the Mtrquis 
of tIamilton, Earle of Arren and Cambridge, etc.," 
he describes ifs contents as " but fltshes of wit." A 
modern reader will probably, howevcr, be inclined 
to think that this modest opinion of them is far too 
flattering. Ai rimes there is a ftfint suggestion of a 
possible gleam of brightness, but this is instantly 
followed by Egyptian darkness, and one is reminded 
of a revolving light that has somehow gone wrong. 
The volume closes with the somewhat liturgical 
formula, "tIere end the first three ]3ookes of Sir 
Thomts Vrch,rd's Epigrams," and with a doxology, 
the latter being almost the only trace of marrer in 
if fo justify the use of "Divine" in the title. The 
author was evidently prepared fo go on with more 
"bookes" of the kind, if he got any encouragement 
from publishers or public, but, probably, both 
thought if about rime for him fo stop. The fact 



6 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

that, in rive years after this volume of poems had 
appeared, a second edition should ,pl»arent]y bave 
been brought out, would seem at first to indicate 
that there must bave been some little run upon the 
Epigras. But the truth of the nmtter is, that one 
" William Leake" had evidently got the "remainder," 
,nd issued them in 1646 with a new title-pge. 
lu the Introductory otice to Sir Theodore 
Martin's edition of Rtbelais, some information is 
given concerning a folio volume of unpublished 
Epigrams by Urquhart, which is still in existence. 1 
It consists of ten books, called after Aloollo and 
the hIuses, each containng 110 Epigrams, except 
the ltst, which bas 113. The IS. is dcdicated to 
the Marquis of Hamilton; but, in addition to this, 
each book bas r separate dedication to some one of 
the author's political associates or friends. The 
persons thus honoured are the ]Iarquis of ttuntly, 
the Earl of Arundel, the Earl of Northumberland, 
the Erl of Iembroke, the Earl of Dorset, the 
Earl of Holland, the Earl of ewcastle, the Earl of 
Stafford, Lord Craven, and Lord Gaurin (Gowran). 
According to the custom of that time, the readcr 
finds his progress barred by several prefaces, 
resloectively named, in this instance, as the 
" Isagoge, or " Introduction," tbe "l'remomtmn, 
and the "lrolog, '' and cannot get away without a 
 The title is as ïollows :--" Te ooks of Eloigrams : the Curio- 
silie whereof, for Cotception, stile, i.astruction, and Other mixtures 
of slow and substance, beSg no lesse fruilfdl then [than] pleasitg 
to the diligent Peruser, are entitled Aeoo ad the MtsEs. [$5"itten 
by thc Right l-orshiTfll Sr Tuot,s Ur, c,ID, lxiglt." The 
volume is now in the possession of Professor Ferguson, of Glasow 
Univeriy. From it out specimen of his handwriting is takeu. 



Fac-simile of Sir Tholnas Urquhart's handwriting considerably reduced. 



THE UNPUBLISHED EPIGRAMS  17 

"Corollarie," an "_Animadversion," several extra 
leaves of verses, "A Table for the more easie finding 
oug of such Epigrams as treag of oue subject," 
an " Index," and a "List of proper names." 
For one of these latter he bas reason to be grateful 
to Sir Thomas, for the "Index" is a glossary of 
" the harshest and most diculg words contained in 
the preceding Epigrams." 
The general characer of the unpnblished 
El,igrams does no seem to be highcr than tha of 
those which bave seen the light of day, and 
consequently there is little likelihood of any anxiety 
being expressed by the general public for a sigh 
of them. Some of them also are of a sportive 
turn, and are more in accorda.nce with the standard 
of taste and manners which prevailcd in the middle 
of the seventeenth century than with that of our 
own day. From the "Animadversion" it secms 
that Urquhart " contryved, blocked, and digested 
these eleven hundred epigrams in a thirteen weeks 
tyme." This sttrely breaks the record in the 
matter of speed in producing epigrams, lfad the 
results been better, one would have had more plea- 
sure in supporting Sir Thomas against all-comers. 
The second ]iterary venture nmde by Sir Thomas 
Urqtflart was the publication of a scientific work, 
cntitled "TIIE TRIS8OTETRA8"--a treatise which 

 The title-page, according to the custom of the time, gives a 
somcwhat elaborate account of the contents of the volume. It runs 
as follows :--"TiE ŒEI:ISSOTETI:AS : Or, .4 ttOSt X(lttSflC 'ablc for 
Resolving all manner:of Triangles, whether plain or sl,hericall , Rcct- 
angular or Obliquangular, with greater ficility, then [than] evcr 
hitherto bath been practised : Most necessary for ail such as would 
attaine t tl.,e exact know!edge of Fortification, Dyaling, aviga- 



SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

professed to simplify trigonometry. Yet, notwith- 
standing the statement on the title-1)age that the 
new method of working Iroblems in that depart- 
ment of mathematical science would be found in- 
valuable by soldiers, sailors, architects, astronomers, 
aud others, the volume seems to have dropped at 
once into the depths of oblivion, without even 
having 1)roduced  ripple upon the surface of the 
w,tel's. :No one is known to bave read it or to 
have been able to read it. Lord Bacon, indeed, 
says th,t things solid and weighty are drowned in 
the river of rime, while things that are light and 
blow»u 1) are carried down by its current) A very 
comfortable theory would this be for those of us 
who write books that are found unreadable and 
drop at once out of notice, if only some trustworthy 
person could be found who would certify to the 
truth of Lord :Bacon's assertion. 
The editor of the ]\Iaitland Club edition of Sir 
Thomas Urquhart's Works has some qualms of 
conscience about reprinting this treatise. With a 
touch of humour, which only truc :Philistines will 
fully appreciate, he says that some apology may 
tion, Surveying, Architecture, the Art of Slmdowing, taking of 
tleights and Distances, the use of both the Globes, Perspective, 
tbc skill of making Maps, thc Theory of the Planers, the caleulating 
of their motions, and ail other Astronomicall Computations what- 
soever. 1Vow lately invented, and perfected, explained, commented 
on, and, with ail possible brevity and perspicuity, in the hiddest 
and most re-searehed mysteries, ti'om the very first m'ounds of the 
Science it selfe, proved, and convincingly demonstrated. By Sir 
Thomas Urquhart of Cromartie, Knight. Published for the benefit 
of those that are mathematically affeeted. JSondon, Printed by 
James Young. 1645." 
 Ad«acemcnt of Lea,',Jng. 



THE TRISSOTETRAS  19 

appear necessary, evc to a, A.ntioEuarian Çlub, 1 for 
rcprinting a work apparently so unintelligible and 
useless ; and accordingly he shelters himself behind 
the opinion of Air Wallace, the l'rofessor of Mtthe- 
maçics in tbe University of Edinburgh af that time 
(1834). " I have," says Air Wallace, who had been 
asked to examine the work, " looked at Sir Thomas 
Urquhart's Trissotetras, but I hardly know what fo 
think of it. The book is hot absolute nonsense, but 
is written in a most unintelligible way,  and so as 
never book was written before nor since. On this 
accourir if is truly a literary curiosity. There 
al,pears fo have been a perverted ingenuity exercised 
in writing it, and I imagine that, with some 
patience, the author's plan might be understood, 
but I doubt if any man would take the trouble; for, 
after he had overcome the difficulty, there is nothing 
to reward his labour. I presume the object of the 
author was to fix the rules of Trigonometry in the 
memory, but no writer since his rime bas adopted 
his invention. Indeed, I do not observe the least 
mention of his book in the history of mathematical 
science. Yet, for his time, he seems hot to have 
been a bad mathematician. Urqnhart speaks in 
terres of great praise of Napier, yet not greater 
than he deserved. I infer from this that he was 
well acquainted with the subject as then known. 
The book in question is certahfly a curio,s, if hot a 
1 The italics are ours. 
-"Sir Theodore Martin remarks that this conclusion nearly re- 
sembles that of Socrates, upon being asked his opinion of the book 
of Heraclitus the Obscure. "Those things," he said, "which I 
understood were excellent; I imagine so were those I understood 
hot ; but they require a diver of Delos" (Rabcla is, p. xviii.). 



o SIR THOMAS UROUHART 

valuable relic of Scottish genius in the olden time, 
and it is a good specimen of the pedantry and 
fantastic faste of the Author. If, therefore, by re- 
printing his works, it be intendcd fo give a true 
portraiture of him, ffhc Y'rissotetras should on that 
accourir, and I see no better reason, again pass 
through the press." 1 
The volume is dedicated "To the right honour- 
able and lnOSt noble lady, my dear and loving 
mother, the Lady Dowager of Cronmrtie." The 
"Epistle Dedicatory" is couched in the high-flown 
language which others would have had difficulty in 
concocting, but which seems fo flow with ease from 
the lips of Sir Thomas. "Thus, Madam," he says, 
" unto you doe I totally belong; but so as that 
those exteriour parts of mine, which by birth are 
from your Ladiship derived, cannot be more for- 
tunate in this their subjection, notwithstanding the 
egregious advantages of bloud and consanguinity 
thereby fo them accruing, then [than] ny selfe ara 
happy, as from my heart I doe acknowledge it, in 
the just right your Ladiship hath fo the eternall 
possession of the never-dying powers of my soule." 
The following passage from the saine "Epistle" 
reminds one of the adulatory terres in which Sir 
Walter Ilaleigh and Spenser addressed Queen 
Elizabeth: "ly verrue of your beloved society, 
your neighbouring Countcsses, and other great 
dames of your kindred and acquaintance, bccome 
more illustrious in your imitation Il.c. in imitation 
of you]; amidst whom, as Cynthia amont the 
obscurcr planets, your Ladiship shines, and darteth 
 I'or's, p. xvi. 



THORNY TERMINOLOGY" I 2 1 

the angelick rayes of your matchlesse example on 
the spirits of those who by their good Genius bave 
been brought into your favourable presence to be 
enlightened by them." The concluding passage in 
his Dedication is still more remarkable: "I will here," 
he says, "in all submission, most humbly take my 
leave of your Ladiship, and beseech Almighty God 
that it may please his Divine Majesty so to blesse 
your Ladiship with continuance of dayes, that the 
sonnes of those whom I bave not as yet begot, may 
attaine to the happinesse of presenting unto your 
Ladiship a braine-babe of more sufficiencie and con- 
sequence." 1 
The ordinary reader who looks into thc volulne 
cannot fail to be appallcd by the new and mysterious 
terres with which its pages are crowded. Words 
like " proturgetick," "quadrobiquadrequation," "sin- 
diforall," "cathetobasall," "loxogonosphericall," and 
"zetetick," are freely used, and many others equally 
hard and thorny. Even the author himself finds 
it necessary to append to the work a glossary, 
containing an explanation of a number of the 
words of which he had ruade use. " t3eing certainly 
perswaded," he says, " that a great many good spirits 
[i.e. worthy souls] ply Trigonometry that are not 
versed in the learned tongues, I thought fit for their 
encouragelnent to subjoyne here the explication of 
the most important of those Greek and Latin termes, 
which for the more efilcacy of expression I have 
ruade use of in this Treatise." e 
In some cases, however, the "explication," instead 
of dispelling the darkness, only renders it more 
1 lforl:s, p1). 55-57. " lbid. p. 131. 



122 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

visible, as when, c.g., we are told that "catlctobasall 
is said of the concordances of loxogonosphericall 
moods, in the dtas of the perpendicular and the 
base, for finding out of the maine quoesitum." "ln- 
vcrsioall," we are told, "is said of the concordances 
of those moods which agree in the manner of thei_r 
inversion; tha is, in placing the second and ïourth 
termes of the analogy, together with their indow- 
ments, in the roolnes of the first and third, nd 
contrariwise." I)robably only those who are able to 
follow the statement that "o2Wovcrticall is said of 
those moods which have a catheteuretick concord- 
ance in their datas of the saine cathetopposites 
and verticM1 mgles," will be qualified fo give an 
intelligent assent o the staement that "sindiforall 
is said of those moods the fourth terme of whose 
amlogie is onely illatitious fo the mairie quoesitum." 1 
Besides the Epistle of Dedication to the author's 
mother, there are two Epistles nd SOlne Latin 
verses addressed fo the reader. The former of 
these last-mentioned Epistles is signed by Sir 
Thomas, and consists of  glowing tribute of re- 
spec to Napier, the inventor of logaritbms. "To 
vrite of Trigonometry," he says, "nd hOt make 
mention of the illustrious Lord Neper  oï Marchiston, 
 The uthor of the above sentences is one of the very few persons 
in history or fiction known to us who wotld have been qualified to 
join in thc conversation of the ldeasant company iii Illyria, 'hen 
they began "to speak of Pigrogromitus, and of the Vapians passing 
the equinoctial of Queubus " (Twcl.fth -hright, Act II. Sc. iii.)--the 
allusion to which bas caused so many German commentators on 
Shakespeare to spend s]eepless nights in their ]ibraries. 
e John lal»ier , of Merchiston (1550-1617), who published his 
invention in 1614. Otlr author ea]ls him Lord lapier, but we are 
to undorstand the title as simply equivalent to "laird." tIe calls 



NAPIER'S LOGARITHMS  3 

the inventer of Logarithms, were to be unmindfull 
of him that is out daily benefactor ; these artificiall 
nulnbers by him first excogitated and perfected, 
being of such incomparable use, 1 that by them we 
may operate more in Ole day, and with lesse danger 
of errour, then [thau] can be done without them in 
the space of a whole week ; a secret -hich would have 

himself on one of his title-pages Ba.v ]lc.rchistonii, but that phrase 
is mercly the designation of the supcrior of a b.rony, or lord of a 
manor. I,, the old Scottish Parliament men of this rank sat as 
 The subject of logariflmis is pcrhaps Olle of those things which 
the ordinary readcr might safcly be presumed to know something 
about. In these days of higher education for womcn, it would be 
an act of impertinence to provide information on this point for tlmt 
class of our readcrs. The following explanatious are, therefore, 
intended for those members of the inferior sex whose education on 
thc nmthcmatical side has bcen neglected. The idea of logarithms 
arose in the mind of apier from the wish to simplify the processes 
of multiplication and division, by making addition and subtraction 
take thcir plie. To effect this, connect together a series of 
numbers increasing by arithmeticM progression with a serics 

incr«zsing by multiplication or by nmthenmtical progression. 
Thus: 0. 1. 5. 32. 10. 102. 
1. 2. 6. 64. 11. 2048. 
2. 4. î. 128. 12. 4096. 
3. 8. 8. 256. 13. 8192. 
4. 16. 9. 512. 14. 16384. 

To multit,ly, ay, 6 by 256, that is, to find thc 1.roducts of the 
6th and 8th powers of 2, we lnust tke the (6 + 8)th or 14th power, 
which ri'oto the kble is 1638. To divide 8192 by 256, or the 13th 
power of 2 by the 8th, we must take the (13-8)th or 5th power, 
which from the table is 32. By means of this principle calcula- 
tions can be lnade by persons whose business it is to do so, and 
stored up apart for use. The vast saving to mental labour by this 
simple and beutiful adjustment of uumbers may be estimated by 
a glance at any collection of tables of logarithms. In a science 
like astronomy, progress would be terribly impcded if calcultions 
had to be conducted by the ordinary mcthods. 



SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

beene so precious to antiquity that l'ythagoras, all 
the seven wise men of Greece, Archimedes, Socrates, 
llto, Euclid, and Aristotle, had, if cooevals, joyntly 
adored him, and unanimously concurred to the 
deifying of the revealer of so great a mystery." 
concludes with the splendid sentence that :Napier's 
" immortall faine, in spite of time, will out-last all 
ages, and look eternity in the face." 1 
The second Epistle to the reader is of a very 
startling kind. If professes to be by some one 
whose initials are J. A., and if is written in coin- 
inondation of the look and its author, but there 
can be no doubt tht it is the production of Sir 
Thomas himself. He could no more disguise lfis 
syle of writing than Sir l»icrcie Shafton could lay 
asidc his Euphuistic English. After rcading thc 
laudatory sentences bestowed upon the inventor 
of logarithms, it is very amusing to find J. A. 
renmrking of Sir Thomas Urquhart, that "tle praise 
he hath beene pleased to couler on the learned and 
hoourable :Neper, doth, without any diminution, in 
cvery jot as duly belong unto himselfe."  As all our 
author's eulogies are constructed on a vast scale, it 
is hot surprising to read that the new method of 
measuring triangles, as compred with the old, is 
like the sea-journcy betwcen the l'ill«trs of Hercules 
[" commonly called thc Straits of Gibraltar "), as 
compared with the land-journey from the one to 
the other. In the one case, wc have a short voyage 
of hot more than six hom's' sail; in thc other case, 
a wa.lk of somc scven thousand long miies. The 
two concluding paragraphs of the Epistle are so 
 Vorl¢s, p. 59. Ibid. p. 61. 



A VALUABLE SECRET I2 5 

extraordinary and so characteristic of our author, 
that we must be allowed to quote then at lcngth. 
« The secret unfolded in the following book," says 
J. A., " is so precious, that [the author's] countrey 
and kindred would not bave been more honoured 
by him had he purchased [1,rocured] millious of 
gold, and sevcrall rich territories of a grcat and 
vast extent, then [than] for this subtile and divine 
invention, which will out-last the continuance of 
any inheritance, and renmine fresh in the under- 
standings of men of profound literature, when 
bouses and possessions will change their owners, 
the wealthy become poor, and the children of the 
needy enjoy the treasures of those whose heires are 
impoverished. Therefore, seeing for the rnany-fold 
uses thereof in divers arts and sciences, in specula- 
tion and practice, peace and war, sport and earnest, 
with the admirable fm'therances we reape by it in 
the knowledge of sea and land, and heaven and 
earth, it cannot be otherwise then [than] per- 
manent, together with the Author's faine, so long as 
any of those endure; I will, Goal willing, in the 
ruines of all these, and when rime it selfe is exIired, 
in :testimony of my thankfulnesse in particular for 
so great a benefit, if after the resurrection there be 
any COmlAementall [complimentary] af«bility, ex- 
lresse myselfe then as I doe now, The Author's most 
affectionate, and lnOSt hulnbly devoted servant, J.A."  
Why out author should bave resorted to this 
device for recommending himself and his book, we 
cannot tell. lerhaps he felt that some strong 
affirmations were needed in the case. lrobably he 
 lIorL's, p. 63. 



I26 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

agreed with the old saying that, if you wish work 
tobe thoroughly donc, you had better doit your- 
self. The moral aspect of the marrer we leave in 
the hauds of our readers for discussion. 
In rive Latin elegiac couplets of a very neat and 
polished kind, Alexander Ross 1 recommends The 
Trissolctras to the reader, and assures the author 
that Scotia, whom by his writings he was exalting 
to the stars, looked down upon him with a benig- 
haut stalle. Ross himself is now only known to 
most of us from the mention ruade of him in 
t[udibras, in the well-known passage- 
" There was an ancient sage philosophcr 
Who had rêad Alexander Ross over." 
It is to be feared that Alexander 12,oss had hot 
performed the saine fcat with regard to Sir Thomas 
Urquhart's treatise; for his verses e would have 
 Alexandcr Ross (1590-1654) was a believer in ccntaurs and 
grifiïns, in nations of giants aud pygmies, and also, of course, 
in witchcs. In short, a prctty accurate statement of his in- 
tellectual crccd might be constructcd by turning into the articles 
of a confession of faith the list of "Vulgar Errors » controverted 
by Sir Thomas Browne. It is interesting to know that he was 
probably the last person in Scotland who heard the voice of 
the water-kell,ie. "One day," he says, " travelling before day 
with some company near the river Don in Abcrdeen, we hcard a 
great noise and voices calling to us. I was going to answer, but 
was forbid by my company, who told me ihey were spirits, who 
noyer are heard there but before the death of somebody ; which 
fell out too true, for the next day a gallaut genfleman was 
drowned, with his horse offcring to svim over" (Quoted in 
Lires of Emiet Mcn of Abcrdce, by J. Bruce). 
" They begin-- 
" Si cupis oeflierios tutb 1)eragrare meatus, 
Et sulcare audes si vada salsa matis," etc. 
A friend, who knows 



A PRAVER FOR CRITICS I2 7 

been equally appropriate if the subjcct of thcm had 
been a flying-machiue or a water-tricycle invented 
by his friend. 
At the end of the glossary in which the hardest 
words in The Trissotetras are explained, the author 
addresses a word in seasou to the persons iuto 
whose hauds his boo] may fall. He expects that 
" lcarued and judicious mathematicians" will welcome 
it, and he promises them more of the saine kind. 
His dignified attitude towards carping critics is very 
impressive. "But as for such," he says, "who, 
either uuderstauding it hot, or vain-gloriously being 
accustomed to criticise on the works of others, will 
presume to carp therein at what they cannot 
amend, I pray God to illmninate their judgments 
and rectifie their wits, that they may kuow more 
and censure lesse; for so by forbearing detraction, 
the venom whereof lnUSt needs reflect upon them- 
selves, they will corne to approve better of the 
endeavours of those that wi:»h them no harme."  

" Himself to sing and build the lofty rhyme," 
has given me the following metrical translation of Ross's verses :-- 
" Wvuldst thou in safety trace ethereal ways, 
Or plough with daring keel the briny deep; 
Shouldst thon earth's vide expanses long to span, 
Corne hither, make this learned book thine own. 
By it, without Doedalian wings, canst fly, 
-nd without Neptune, through the depths canst swim ; 
By it thon canst subdue the Lybian heat, 
_l[1 bear the cruel cold of Scythian skies. 
On, Thomas! Scotia, whom unto the stars 
Thy writiugs raise, will yet rejoice in thee." 
 IVo'ks, p. 146. 2V.B.--The attention of professional critics is 
respectfully directed fo the above passage. 



CI[APTER V 

HANTOXPONOXANON, or, TIIE I)EDIGREE 

lqE of the most characteristic of Sir 
Thomas Urquhart's works is his 
HANTOXPONOXANON : or, 
A l'cculiar PROMPTUARY of 
TIME. 1 This contains a com- 
plete pedigree of the Urquhart 
family from the creation of the world down to the 
year A.D. 1652. Prefixed to it is a letter to the 
reader by "a well-wisher," whose initials are G. P., 
into whose hands the pedigree had fallen by mere 
chance, and who had thought himself bound in 
duty to the public to see it safely through the 
press. According to the statements of this dis- 
interested philanthropist, the work in question was 
but one of a large number of papers of very great 
flnportance, forming part of the author's baggage, 
1The full title ofthe Wol-k is as follows :--IIANTOXPONOXANON : 
or, A Peculiar PROMPTUARY of TIME; Wherein (hot one 
instant being omitted since the beginning of notion) is displayed 
A most exact DIrECTOIY for ail particular Chronologics in what 
Family soever: And that by deducing the true Pedigree and 
Lineal descent of the most ancient and honourable naine of the 
VRQVHARTS, in the bouse of COAnTIE, since the Creation of 
the world, until this present yeer of God, 1652. London, Printed 
for Richard Baddeley, and are to be sold at his shop, within the 
]Iiddle-Temple-Gate, 1652. 



A NARROW ESCAPE 2 9 

whieh he had to abandon after the battle of 
Woreester. It is the habit, we know, of im- 
peeulfiOUS and importunate wayfarers to earry abou 
with them documents of interest to whieh they 
solieit attention; but why a man in Sir TholnaS 
Urquhart's position should have gone on a eam- 
paign, eneulnbered by various unpublished works 
in manuseript, itis diffieult to say. l'erhaps the 
simplest explanation is tlmt he was diflbrent from 
other people. 
The soldiers of Cromwell, we were told, ruade 
but light of this portion of the enemy's baggage, 
after "the fatal blowe given to the Royal party st 
Woreester"; indeed, but for "a surpassing honest 
and civil offieer of Colonel Pride's regiment," the 
pedigree of the Urquharts would have been used 
by "a file of musquettiers to afford smoak to their 
pipes of tobaeeo." 1 
The faine of Sir Thomas as an author and as 
a soldier moved G. P., as he tells us, to commit this 
treatise to the press. With eonsiderable ingenuity 
he remarks that, though the author is now in prison 
as a oyalist, he understands tha his position is 
by no means "so desperate as that he thereby will 
be mueh endangered." If any doubt up to this 
point existed as to who G. P. might be, if is set st 
test by the terres in whieh he pleads for favom'able 
conditions being granted to the prisoner. " Itis 
humbly desired," he says, "and, as I believe, from 
the hearts of ail that are aequainted with him, that 
the greatesg State in the world stain hOt their glory 
by being the Atropos to eut the thred of thag 
I lVo'ks, l 3. 151. 



i3o SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

which Saturne's sithe hath hot been able to mow in 
the progress of all former ages, especially in the 
10ersou of him whose inward abilities are like to 
produce effects conducible to the State of as long 
continuance for the future. ''x Only Sir Thomas 
Urquhart himself had the secret of what we may 
call the "spacious" manner of self-eulogy, which by 
its very grandeur seems lifted up above all such 
pctty feelings as pride or vanity. 
The concluding passage in the address to the 
reader is also worth quoting, as it illustrates the 
magnanimous spirit in which the captive deprecates 
severity towa.rds himself on the ground of the 
injury which would thereby redouud to the State. 
" Considering," it says, " how formerly he hath been 
a Mœecenas to the scholar, a patron to the souldier, 
a ïavourer of the marchaut, a protector of the 
artificer, and upholder of the yeonmn, it were a 
thousand pities that by the austerity of a State, 
which dependeth in both its esse and bene esse upon 
the flourishing of these worthy professions, effects 
so advantagious thereto, should, by not couferring 
deserved courtesies on him, be extinguisbed in the 
very brood." e 
In the T'te Pcdig'ec ad Lineal Descet of 
the Most Ancicnt and Hoot'ablc Faily of the 
U'tha'ts i the Hoztse of Cv»a'tie, we bave a 
brief but surprisingly complete history of the family 
from the time of Adam s clown to A.I). 1652. The 

1 lt7or](.s, p. ] 52.  Ibid. p. 152. 
 Poor Sir Thomas thought that he was going back to the 
beginning when he trced his descent up to Adam, or, fo be more 
exact, to the red erth of Vhich the "protoplast" was ruade. 



REMARKABLE GOOD FORTUNE 3 x 

line runs through the Sethite and not the Cainite 
branch of the human race, and, among the sons of 
Noah, it passes through Japhet. The stol T is told 
of a marginal note being found in the history of 
some ancicnt Highland family, to the effect that 
"about this tilne the Flood took place." Something 
like this is to be found in the doculnent before us, 
for, under the date 3.c. 2893, Sir Thomas adds to a 
mention of his an¢estor Noah, a remark to the 
cffect that "the Universal Deluge occurred in the 
six hundreth yeer compleat of his age." 
The good fortune of his ancestors in thcir in- 
heritances, marriages, and friendships is very 
remarkable. To one of them, Japhet, fell the 
inheritance of "all the regions of Europe" ; Japhet's 
grandson Penuel was "a most intimate friend of 
Nimrod, the mighty hunter and builder of ]3abel "; 
while his great-grandson Tycheros was chosen by 
" Orpah, the daughter of Sabatius Saa, Prince of 
thc Armenians, to be her husband, because of his 
gallantry and good success in thc wars."  
The naine Urquhart came into use at the 
comparatively late period of .c. 2139, ,hen the 
family had been in existence for over eighteen 
hundred years. It was first borne by Esormon. 
" He," we arc told," was soveraign l'rince of Achaia. 
For his fortune in the wars, and affability in con- 
versation, his subjeets and fanliliars surnamed him 
The late Charles Darwin carried baek the pcdigree of man a 
prodig;ous length, though he lowered its quality, There can be 
little doubt that out author would bave disdained to aeeept what 
used to be called "the lower aninlals" as, in any sense, aneestors 
of mankind, or, af any rate, of the dignified fanlily of Urquhart, 
 IVorks, p. 156. 



3 2 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

o@oX@'oç, that is [fo] s,ny, fortunate and well- 
beloved. After which rime, his posterity ever since 
bath acknowledged him the father of all that carry 
the naine of Urquhart. 1 He had for his arms, three 
banners, thrce ships, and three ladies, in  field d'or, 
with a picture of a young lady al»ove the waste, 
holding in her right hand a brandished sword, and 
a branch of myrtle in the left, for crest; and for 
supporters, two Javauites, after the souldicr-habit of 
Achaia, with this motto in the scroll of his coat- 
armour, 'aîrct 'à 'p[a àoOéa'ct; that is, These 
three are worthy to behohl. Upon his wife 
Narfesia, who was soveraign of the Amazons, he 
beg.t Cratynter."  
The habits of the Urquharts to form alliances 
and ïriendships with persons afterwards famous in 

 In one respect, at any rate, we bave legitimate ground of 
triumph over our ancestors--we spell better than they did. 
Charles Lamb once lent u volume of the o]d dramatists to a friend, 
und asked him his opinion of it. The rldy wus that it contained 
u considerable amount of bad spclling ! The name Urquhart, as 
thus w'itten, occurs here in Sir Thom,s's "Pedigreê," and is, 

doubtless, the correct fozn 
of Urquhardus it occurs on 
dcen, at which out author 
been 
" The 
To all his 

of the naine. In the Latinised shape 
the register of the University of Aber- 
sttdid. Yet Urchard seems to bave 

naine our valiant Knight 
challenges did 'ite." 

The unbridlc4 licence in the marrer of spelling prcvalet at that 
period is still further illustrated by the historian Gordon, who 
wrote the History of Scots 4ffairs, and vho gives us the naine in 
the form of Wrqhward ! This, one would think, was as far as it 
was possiblc to get in the way of bad spelling, vithout altogether 
taking leave of the sounds to be exprcssed by alphabetical signs. 
After it the spelling Wrwhart, as we find it in an Act of Parlia- 
ment of 1663, seems rather poor. 
 lVorks, 1 ). 156. 



THE THREE LIONS' HEADS I33 

saered and secular history is very marked. Thus, 
one of them, Phrenedon Urquhart, "was in the 
house of the latriarch Abraham at the rince of the 
destruction of Sodom and Gomorrha." At a later 
period, another, named Hypsegoras Urquhart, married 
a daughter of Herculus Lybius; while a descendant 
of theirs, Pamprosodos Urquhart, married Termuth, 
" who was that daughter of Pharaoh Amenophis 
• vhich round Moses among the bulrushes, and 
brought him up as if he htd been her o'«'n childe." 
Another ancestor, Moliu Urquhart (c. .c. 1534), 
married Panthea, "the daughter of Deucalion and 
lyrrha, of vhom Ovid maketh mention in the first 
) " 
of his Metamorlï hoses. The genealogist goes on to 
say that "in that part of Africk which, after his 
naine, is till this hour called Molinea, by cunnfig 
and valour together he killed in one morning three 
lions ; the heads whereof, when in a basket, pre- 
sented to his lady l«tnthea, so terrified her, that 
(being quick with childe)for putting ber right hand 
to her left side, with this sudden exclamation, O 
Hercules, what is this ? the impression of three 
lions' heads was round upon the left side of the 
childe as soon as he was born." In consequence of 
this incident, the three banners, three ships, and 
three ladies in the Urquhart arms vere exchanged 
for three lions' heads. 
A century later, we find that Propetes Urquhart 
married Hypermnestra," the choicest of Danaus' fifty 
daughters." T]is mlst bave been some rime 
after the little affair happened for which forty-nine 
of her sisters were condemned to draw watcr in 

 Vorks, p. 159. 



I34 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

sieves; for, as every schoolboy knows, the fifty 
daughters of Danaus were married to their cousins, 
the fifty sons of ,Egyl)tus, and all of them, but one, 
at the bidding of their father, murdered thcir 
husbands on the evening of the marriage-day. 
Hypermnestra, however, had 1)ity upon her cousin 
and husband, Lynceus, and spared him. 1 Ite must 
have died shortly after, probably from natural 
causes, as it is recorded in the work belote us that 
she married 1)ropetes Urquhart, and became the 
mother of Euplocamos Urquhart. 
1 Horace gives us the speech in which she told Lynceus of his 
danger, and urged him to make his escape-- 
"'Wake!' to her youthful spouse she cricd, 
'Wake! or you yet may slcep too well: 
Fly--from the father of your bride, 
Her sisters fell: 
They, as she-lions bullocks rend, 
Tear each her victim: I, less hard, 
Than these, will slay you hot, poor fl'iend, 
lor hold in ward: 
Me let my sire in fetters lay 
Fit nercy to my husband shown : 
Me let him ship from hcnce away, 
To climes unknown. 
Go; speed your flight o'er land and wave, 
While light and ¥cnus shield you; go 
Be blest: and on my tomb engrave 
This talc of woe.' » 
Odes, iii. 11 (Conington's Translation). 
t[er sad forebodings concerning ber own rate, it is satisfactory to 
know, were hot fully realised. Perhaps she was shipped away to 
Cromartie, or Ireland, or Portugal, or Africa, or wherever it was 
that the head of the Urquhart family was then reigning. Instead 
of Lynceus having the melancholy satisfaction of putting an 
inscription on ber tombstone, if is probable that she performed 
that office for him. 



CAINOTOMOS URQUHART 35 

ïke thought of what the family to which 
Hypermnestra belonged were capable when their 
blood was up, must, one would think, have cast a 
slight shadow of al3prehension upon the m,nrried life 
of Prol3etes Urqulmrt. A more cheerful tone must 
bave pervaded that of his descendant Cainotomos 
Urquhart, for he, we are told, "took to wife Thy- 
melica, the daughter of 13acchus, in recoml3ense of 
his having accoml3anied him in the conquest of the 
Indies." Further interesting particulars, which are 
not elsewhere recorded, are related of this ancestor 
of Sir Thomas. On lais return from the expedi- 
tion in which he assisted ]3acchus to conquer India, 
he "passed through the territories of Israel, where, 
being tcquaiuted with Debora the Judge and lro - 
t)hetess, he received from ber a very rich jewel, 
which afterwards by one of his succession was 13re - 
sented to Pentsilea, that Queen of the Amazons 
that assisted the Trojans against Agamemnon." 
Their son Rodrigo Urquhart (c. .c. 1295) was, 
we are told, invited over by his kindred the Clan- 
nolinespick,  the principal clan in Ireland, and 
" bore rule there with much al3plause and good 
success "the one solitary instance of the kind, we 
SUl»13ose, which is to be found in the history of that 
"most distressful country." "From him," it is said, 

1 Clamnolinespick is, we believe, more correctly clann-rnaol-an. 
easbuig (the last pronounced espick), and means "the clan" or 
"family of the servant of the bishop." They are probably the 
Irish ancestors of the Macmillans of Knavlale in Argyleshire. 
The word "maol," "a tonsured servant," occurs in Malise (naol- 
Josa), "a servant of Jesus," a family naine of the old Earls of 
Strathean ; and easbuig in Gillespie or Gillespic, "a servant" or 
"gillie of the bishop." 



I36 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

"is descended the Clanrurie, 1 of which naine there 
were twenty-six rulers and l{ings of Ireland belote 
the days of Ferguse the first, King of Scots in 
Scotland." 
A slight degree of uncertainty hangs about the 
identity of the wife of Mellessen Urquhart (c. .c. 
1049). Hcr lmme was Nicolia, and belote 
marriage she " travelled from the remote Eascern 
countries to have experience of the wisdom of 
Solomon, and by nmny = is supposed to bave been 
the Queen of Sheba." lier husband, however, must 
bave considered tbat, tbough she loved wisdoln, she 
had hot acquired much of it, or, at any rate, of the 
kind which is needed fol" bringing up a )oung 
family; for the historian goes on to say that 
" 5Iellessen Urquhart nevertheless sent some of his 
children to Ireland and Britain, to be brought 
vith the best of his own father and mother's kindred." 
Amongst othe" celebrated laersons who bad the 
honour of being enrolled amongst the ancestors 
of Sir Thomas Urquhart are 1)othina, a niece of 
Lycmgus; ,*Equanima, the sister of Marcus Corio- 
lanus; Diosa, the daugbter of Alcibiades; and 
Tortolina, the daughter of King Arthur. It is 
observable tbat for a good many generations im- 
lnediately preceding the author's tfine, the ladies 
who figure in the genealogy are of comparatively 
 Clanrm'ie is "the clan" or "family of Roderick." These are 
thc Macrories and Fullartons, their cponym having been Pory or 
Roderick, one of the two sons of Reginald, whose father in almost 
trehistolic rimes was Somerled, Lord of the Isles. They settled 
in Bute and Arran, and about Ardnamurchan and the islands 
thcre. 
 This phrase--"by many "--is ,eery delightfll. 



THE THREE BEARS' HEADS 37 

lowly birth--seldom, indeed, do they reach the 
rank of an earl's daughter. Either the supply of 
princesses was by this rime somewhat exhausted, or 
the demnds of the Urquhrts vere less exorbitant. 
The high-spirited character of the most remarkable 
scion of the family who drew up the genealogy 
forbids us to think that, with the lapse of rime, they 
h,d suffered ny diminution of courage. If rather 
seems as though the world had entered upon a less 
heroic stage. Perhaps, like Sir Thomas Broc-ne in 
a later age, they had concluded that "if was too 
late to be ambitious, for the great nmtations of the 
world were aeted." 
Iu the rime of Voconpos (.. 775) a further 
change took place in the arms of the Urquharts, 
which gave them their final form. "Vocompos," 
we learn, "was the first in the world that had the 
bears' heads to his arms, being induced to exchange, 
by the instigation of Kiag Solvatius, his arms of 
three lions' heads, for the three bears' heads, razed, 
because f the great exploit, in presence of the 
King, done by him and his two brothers, in killing, 
one morning, three wild bears, in the Caledonian 
forrest: the supporters were also changed into two 
greyhounds: the crest and impress remaining still 
the saine as it was since the days of Astioremon."  

 IYorks, p. 168. A curious stone lintel now at Kinbeakie gives 
a representation of the Urquhart coat of arms, such as if was in 
Sir Thomas's own time. If was no doubt executed at his orders 
and under his direction, for inscribed on it are the namcs of some 
of those worthies who aI,pear in the above genealogical history. 
The representation which we give of this stone is from a photoaph 
specially taken for the illustration of this worl« As the porch in 
the wall of which the slab is set is very narrow, it was impossible, 



138 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

An tlleged ancestor of our author, William de 
evcn with the use of a wide-angle lens, to get a more satis- 
factory photogral»h than that which is here reproduced. Our 
readcrs will thcrefore kindly excuse the distortion of shape 
which is only too apparent, and accept as a measure of com- 
pcnsation the vividncss with which the details of the engraved 
stone are brmtght out. "This singular relic," says Hugh 
Miller, "which has, perhaps, more of character impressed upon if 
than any other piece of sandstone in the kingdom, is about rive 
fect in length by thrce in breadth, and bears date A.r. 5612, 
A.c. 1651. On the Iowcr and uppcr edges it is bordered by a plain 
moulding, and at the ends by belts of rich foliage, terminating in 
a chalice or vase. In the upper corner two knights in complete 
arnmur on horseback, and with thcir lances couched, ri'ont each 
othcr, as if in the tilt-yard. Two Sirens playing on harps occupy the 
lower. In the centre are the arms--the charge on the shield thrce 
bears' heads, the supporters two greyhounds leashed and collared, 
the crest a naked woman holding a dagger and palm, the helmet 
that of a knight, with the beaver partially raised, aud so profusely 
nmntled that the drapery occupies more space than the shield and 
supporters, and the motto hIEANE WEIL, SEAK WEIL, AND Do 
WE. Sir Thomas's initiais, S. T. V. C., are placed separately, 
one letter af the outer side of each supporter, one in the centre of 
the crest, and one beneath the label ; while the names of the more 
celebrated heroes of his genealogy, and the eras in which they 
flourished, occupy in the following inscription the space betweert 
the figures :--ANh'O .STIOREMONIS, 2226; ANo VOCOMI°OTIS, 
3892 ; ANro MoLN[, 3199 ; ANNO RODRC, 2958 ; ANNO CHArI, 
2219; Aro LtrTor¢cr, 2090; ANro Esoz[os, 3804. It is 
melancholy enough that this singular exhibition of family pride 
sbould bave been ruade in the saine year in which the family re- 
ceived its deathblow--the year of Worcester battle" (Scelles and 
Zegends of the Zrorth of Scotland, chap. viL). The arms of the 
Urquhart family in their later form, as associated with those of the 
Meldrum and Seton familles, are given in the 1774 edition of the 
HA1NTOXPONOXA1NON, and are as follows :--"Arms, Or, three 
Bears-heads, erazed, gules, langued azure. Crest, a demy Otter 
issuing front the wreath sable, crowncd with an antique Crown, or, 
holding betwixt lais paws a crescent gules. Motto above, _Per mare 
et Terras, and belov» Mcan, speak, and do well. S«pporters, two 
grayhounds, proper collared gules, and leashed." There can be no 
doubt that the Urquhart arms should be the three bears' heads, 



SIEGE OF CROMARTIE CASTLE 39 

Mone Alto (-ouaL), 1 took 1)art in the 1)ariotic 
resistance of Scotland against English oppression 
which is associated with the names of Bruce and 
Wallace, and the retint local traditions of that rime 
partly corroborate Urquhart's statements. "This 
William," he says, "caried himself so lovingly 
towards King Robert, that when ahnost ail Scotland 
was possest by King Edward's faction, and his lands 
at Cromartie altogether overrun by them, and his 
house garrisoned and victualed with three yeers 
provision of ail necessaries for one hundred men, hc 
by  sraagem gained the casle, and with the 
marrer of fourty men, keept it out against the forces 
of Edward for the space of seven yeers and a hall, 
during which rime ail his lands there were totally 
wasted, and his woods burnt; so that, having 
nothing then he could properly call his own but 
the mote-hill onely of Cromartie, which he fiercely 
maintained against the enemies, he was agnamed 
Gulielmts de Monte Alto. At last William Wallace 

though they are often described as three boars' heads. The records 
of 1742 and 1760 in the Lyon Register make this quite certain. 
Probably the close resemblance between the two words is the prin- 
cipal cause of the confusion with regard to the matter which exists. 
In the sculptured coat of arms, of which wc give a representation, 
the heads certainly have a superficial rescmblance at least to those 
of boars. A correspondent who takes an interest in this question 
remarks, however, that "though the heads have tusks worthy of 
any boar, they (i.e. the heads) are set at right angles to the necks 
in a way in which no boar could be represented." On thc other 
hand, the snouts of the animais hve that distinctly retroussé 
shape which we associate with pigs, both wild and domesticated. 
The question is, therefore, not so simple as at first sight it appears, 
and can scarccly be adequately dealt with in a mere footnote. 
Accordingly we leave our readers to discuss and settle the difficulty. 
1 Sec p. 4, SUl»ra. 



I4O SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

came fo his relief, but, as I conceive, it was the 
brother's son of the reuowned William, who in a 
little den [or hollow] within two toiles of Cromartie, 
till this hour called Wallon.ce Den, killed six hundred 
of King Edward's uufortunate forces. Afterwards, 
rdsiug the siege from abou the more-bill of 
Cromartie by the assistance of his namesake the 
other William, the shire of Cromarty was totally 
purged of the enemy. "1 
Tradition, according fo Hugh Miller, is silent 
respecting the siege, but relates many details of 
the battle. The Scotish forces lay iii ambuscade 
in thc ravine or hollow which is still, or was uutil 
recently, callcd by Wallace's naine, and attacked a 
large body of English troops on their way to join 
some of their couutrymcn, who were encamped on 
the pcninsula of Easter loss. The English were 
surprised and panic-struck, and left six hundred 
dead on the field of battle. The survivors were 
unacquainted with the country, and were under the 
impression that there was continuous land betwecn 
them and their countrymen on the çpposie shore. 
" They were only undeceived," we are told, "when, 
on climbiug the southern Sutor, where it rises 
behind the town, they saw an arm of the sea more 
than a toile in width, and skirted by abrupt and 
dizzy prccipices, opening before them. The spot is 
still pointed out where they ruade their final stand; 
and a few shapeless hillocks, that may still be 
seen among the trees, are said to have been raised 
above the bodies of those who fell; while the 
fugitives, for they were sool beaten from this 
 lIorks, p. 170. 



A LARGE FAMIL¥ 

position, were either driven over the neighbouring 
precipices, or perished amidst the vaves of the 
Firth." 1 
Sir Thomas does hot let us off easily. After 
subjecting our credulity to a severe straia by one 
kind of stat.emcnt, he unexpecedly increases the 
tension by anoher. Thus he says that an ancestor 
in the fifteenh century, Thomas Urquhart, had by 
his wife Helen Abernethie, daughter of Lord Salton, 
five-and-twenty sons, who grew up to manhood, 
and eleven daughers, all of whom found husbands. 
It would only have been kind of him to have 
reduced these numbers ix little. But on one point 
he has spared us: we are hot asked to believe that 
there were others who died in infancy. 
In a postscript Sir Thomas Urquhart expla[ns 
that he has just given his readers a sketch of the 
history of his family, but hopes to furnish them 
with a COlnlflete narrative as soon as he obtains his 
release from his parole, and is at liberty to attend 
to this and to other matters of greater importance. 
The thought of the delightful book in store for 
maukind is so attractive fo him hat he cannot 
help dilating upon it. " In the great chronicle of 

 cenes and JLegeds ofthe North of Scotland, IIugh lliller, p. 48. 
This battle is supposed to be mentioned by Blind Harry, who bas 
celebrated the achievements of Wallace in the following uncouth 
lines : 
"Wallace raid throw the northland into playne. 
At Crummade feill Inglismen thai slew. 
The worthi Scottis till hym thus couth persew. 
Raturnd agayne and corne till Abirdeyn, 
With his blith ost apon the Lammess ewyn » 
(vil. 1084-88). 



I42 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

the tIouse of Urquhart," he continues, "the afore- 
said Sir Thomas purposeth, by God's assistance, to 
make mention of the illustrious familles from thence 
descended, which as yet are in esteem in the 
countries of Germany, Bohemia, Italy, France, Spain, 
England, Scotland, Ireland, and several other nations 
of a warlner climate, adjacent to that famous terri- 
tory of Greece, the lovely mother of this most 
ancient and honourable stem. ''1 tic also intends 
hot to omit the name of any family with which at 
any rime the aforesaid house has contracted alliance. 
The concluding paragraph is very amusing; for 
in it our author promises to give proof of the state- 
ments he bas ruade, by quoting from the works 
of respectable chroniclers of past ages, though the 
degree of certainty which the reader may thereby 
cxpectto reach falls short of that given by tIoly 
Writ or the works of Euclid. "And finally," he 
says, "for confirmation of the truth in deriving of 
his extraction from the Ionian race of the l'rince of 
Aehaia, and in the deduetion of all the eonsiderable 
1,artienlars of the whole story, [the author] is resolved 
to produee testimonies of Arabiek, Greek, Latin, and 
other writers of sueh authentiek approbation, that 
we may boldly from thenee infer eonsequenees of 
no less infallible verity then [than] any that is not grounded on faith by lneans of a Divine illumina- 
ton, as is the story of the Bible, or on reason, by 
verrue of the unavoidable inferenee of a neeessary 
eoneluding demonstration, as that of the Elements 
of Euelid; whieh being the greatesÇ evidenee that 
in any narration of thatkinde is to be expeeted, 
 tl'orks, p. 174. 



INFORMING IF NOT EDIFYING 143 

the judicious reader is bid farewel, from whom 
the Author for the rime most humbly takes his 
leave." 1 
It is needless to say that the scheme of filling 
out the sketch of the history of the Urquhart 

family was never carried out, if ever it had been 
seriously entertained by Sir Tholnas; and we are 
left in ignorance of the names of the Aral,ic, Greek, 
Latin, and othcr authors on whose testimony our 
belief in the authenticity of the narrative was to 
have been firmly based. In the absence of this 
our judglnent is left in suspense, unlcss, indeed, 
we conclude that, as the genealogy begins and ends 
with the names of actual persons, 2 the intermediate 
part is hot likely to have been a mere fabrication. 
If the links are sound in the places where we can 

test them, it requires no very great exercise of 
credulity to believe that they are the saine 
throughout. 
Matthew Arnold on one occasion laid down the 

principle, that a book should either " edify the 
uninstructed," or «inform the instructed." Sir 
Thomas Urquhart's "HANTOXPONOXANON " 
certainly justifies its existence according to this 
standard of judging literature; for if it does hot 
serve to edify the uninstructed, it does inform the 
 Works, p. 175. 
u The editor of the 1774 edition of the Tracts of Sir Thomas 
Urquhart says that he had compared the genealogy with the 
records kept by the Lord Lyon of Scotland, which go back as far 
as the reign of Alexander II. (,.). 1214-1249), and had round it 
strictly correct from that period. In A1)pendix I., which contains 
the lists of names of Sir Thomas's ancestors, we have taken the 
liberty of indicating the names on which reliance cau be placed, by 
printing them in italics (see p. 211). 



144 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

instructed, since the iuforlnaLion it contains is not 
to be found in any other quarter. 1 
One's faith in the credibility of his narrative is, 
however, a little shaken by finding that in the 
second book of his favourite author, Pabelais, the 
genealogy of the giant Pantagruel is carried up to 
a period far beyond the Flood. It may be a mere 
coincidence, but it is one of those coincidences that 
make us very thoughtful. 2 
At the rime when Sir Thomas Urquhart wrote, 
Scotland was supposed to have had a dynasty of 
kings and a connected political history dating far 

a Sir Thomas is said to have remarked about "the Pedigree," that 
by the first generation of readers it would be received with scoffs, 
that the second generation would have their doubts about it, but that 
the third generation wonld be heavily inclined to believe if. Time 
has moved somewhat more slowly, however, than he anticipated, 
and probably but few of us bave as yet got past the second stage. 
" In the article on Crichton in the ldiogral)hia Britatnica, Dr 
Kippis subjects our author to grave censnre (see 13. 158). With 
res13ect to Urquhart's 13resent work he says: "Of his total dis- 
regard to truth there is incontestible evidence in another work 
of his, entitled The 2"rue ledigree, etc. In this work it is almost 
incredible what a number of ïalsities he has invented, both with 
resl?ect to names and ïacts. Perha13s a more flagrant instance of 
im13osture and fiction was never exhibited ; and the absurdity of 
the whole pcdigree is beyond the 13ower of words to ex13ress. It 
can only be ïelt by those who have 13erused the Tract itself." It 
is to be feared that Dr Kip13is was mentally akin to the Irish 
bishop who remarked of Gullit, er's 2"ravels when it ap13eared , that 
"all was not gos13cl that was in that book." 
Some one has said that the namcs of Urquhart's ancestors, at any 
rate on the nmle side, are very likely those of the giants and heathen 
in the 4madis of Gaul; and certainly Famongomadan, Cartadaque, 
Madanïabul, Arcalaus, and Basagante renfind one of chieïs and 
heroes of the Cromartie line. In the female line the resemblance 
is much closer; ïnr Asymbleta, Eromena, and Gonima distinctly 
recall the Darioleta, Brisena, aud hladasima of the romance. 



MYTHICAL HISTORY OF SCOTLAND I45 

back before the birth of Christ. The impudent 
fictions of Hector ]oece, whose history of Scotland 
was published in 1526, had been accepted by the 
public, and were regarded as genuine facts even by 
such literary personages as Erasmus and lauIus 
Jovius. lerhaps Sir Thomas thought that a 
credulity which had cndured the considerable strain 
'hich Boece had put upon if might be trusted to 
bear a still greater weight. Indeed, he interwove 
the story of his family with that which was current 
as the genuine history of his native land. 
According to the mythical history of Scotland, 
Gathelus, a Grecian prince, having quarrelled with 
his father Miol, took refuge in Egypt, and married 
Scota, a daughter of the Pharaoh who perished in 
the tted Sea. The young people came west and 
founded lortugal (i.c. Port of Gathelus), and then 
jom'neyed north to Scotland, bringing with them, as 
part of their baggage, the coronation-stone yet to 
be seen in Westminster Abbey. Their descendant 
Fergus, "the father of a hundred kings," was the 
founder of the Scottish monarchy. These shadowy 
persons appear again, "with the moonlight strean» 
ing through them," and play their parts in the 
genealogy of the Urquharts. 
Some have thought that Sir Thomas believed 
devoutly in the genealogy himself, and was the dupe 
of his own imagination. One would be sorry to 
form so low an opinion of his mental endowments. 
If the book in question were not an elaborate joke, 
it can only bave been intended to impose upon the 
English people by convincing them of the extra- 
ordinary dignity and grandeur of their captive. 
IO 



I46 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

If this were indeed the case, he must have had an 
humbler opinion of the intellectual faculties pos- 
sessed by the aver,ge Englishman than even the 
majority of his fellow-countrymen entertain. 
A very amusing reference to this book of Sir 
Thomas Urquhart's is to be found in the Decisions 
of the Court of Session, under date of 23rd to 25th 
January, 1706.1 In that year an action was 
brought by the Eal'l of Sutherland against the Earls 
t,f Crawford, Errol, and Marischal, to determine the 
question of precedency in the rolls of l'arliament. 
The imrsuer asserted that he was lineally descended 
from an Earl of Sutherland living in 1275, wbile 
his opponents' ancestors were hot Earls till about 
1399. The lmrsuer laid stress upon the fact that, 
in 1630, a formal inquiry into this matter had 
been held at Inverness, and that the decision had 
been in his favour. The persons who conducted 
the inquiry were, he said, of undoubted credit, and 
well versed in the particulars investigated, and 
"might have had good information from o]d men 
and writs, which in the course of time and through 
accidents had long disappeared." The advocate for 
the defenders replied that the " Clmncellor of the 
Inquest" had been Sir Thomas Urquhart, who 
might have traced the pursuer's descent from Noah, 
as he had deduced his own genealogy from Adam, 
and that the decision arrived at was of no more 
value than "his fanciïul derivation of his own 
pedigree. For the members of the Inquest seemed 
to have sworn rashly npon matters of greater 
1 FountMnhall, Decisiozs, il. 265 and 315 ; lIorrison, i)iclionary 
of 1)ccisioas, xxvii. 1130t. 



THE TWO SIR THOMASES I47 

antitluity than they could certainly know." "It is 
truc," was the 1-,ursuer's reply, "the defender in his 
gaiety objects against Sir Thomas Urqulmrt as an 
ill genealogist ; and it is owned that his derivation 
from Adam and Noah was fantastic enough, and 
indeed but ltts ingenii; but, after all, the 
defender's criticism will hOt hinder hiln to pass 
for  most knowing gentleman." The case was 
docided in favour of the E,rl of Sutherland, so f,r 
as some of his contentions were concerned. But it 
is somewhat curious tlmt his advocate overlooked 
the fact tlmt the Sir Ïhomas Urquhart of 1630, 
who lmd been the " (lmncellor of the Inquest,"  as 
hOt the author of the book containing the genealogy 
of the Urquharts, but that it was written by his 
son. It is quite possible, however, that it was a 
nmtter of notoriety that the elder Sir Thomas had 
been a believer in the long pedigree which his 
more falnous son had, years after, elaborated and 
published2 

 In some ways the eldcr Sir Thomas remi,ds us of the pedantic 
and nndignified monarch, James ri., from whom he received 
knighthood. Both were the first Protestants of their respective 
bouses, both were attached to prelacy rather than to Presbyterian- 
ism, and both were vasteful and slovenly in money matters. If 
the above conjecture be well founded, they had a further point of 
resemb]ance to each other, in their interest in fabulous genealogies. 
And it may be said of them both that they prcpared a series of 
misfortunes for their chivalrous, high-spirited sons. 



CItAPTER VI 

EKY, KTBAAATPON: or, TIIE JEWEL, and 
LOGOPANDECTE[SION : or, TIE UNIVERSAL 
LAIGUAGE. 

IR THOMAS URQUHAP, T'S previous 
excursi«,ns into literatlre had been 
of a somewhut tentative kind, and 
calculated to whet the desire of a 
judicious reader for him to enter upon 

more serious undertkings. He lmd appeared in the 
world of letters in several different aspects,--as a 
a man of science, and as the representative and 
poet, as historian of a family which, for long descent 
and glorious achievements, could hot be rivalled, if his 
statements concerning it were to be credited,--but 
no one could forecast, from what he had already 
published, the nature of his next literary exploit. 
The volume which folh, wed the Pedigree of the 
Ur, luharts has the strange naine above printed,  

 Its title-l*age is as follows:--EK-KTBAAATPON : Or, The 
Discovery of A hIOST EXQUISITE JEWEL, raore precious then 
[thn] D,x»mvs inchased in Gold, the like whereof was never 
seen in any age ; found in the kennel of lForccstcr-streets, the day 
a[ter the Fight, and six belote the Autumnal Equinox, atno 1651. 
Servig in thi pl,ce, ïo Frontal a Vvc]"o. " of the honour oî 
Sco.i), ïrom tha hthmy, whereito the Rigid tresbyteritn 



THE JEWEL 49 

but most of those who have occasion to mention it 
more than once find it more convenient to call it 
"The Jewel." 1 Its contents arc of such a character 
that one who had read it carefully would find it 
diiïlcult to state off-hand or in a singlc sentence 
what they were. A Scottish Divinity professor of 
somewhat erratic habits began, on one occasion, 
party of that Nation, out of their Covetousness and ambition, most 
dissembledly bath involved it. Distichou ad ZiboEm sequitur, 
quo tres ter oeqnat Musarum numerum, casus et articuli. 
roc. nom. 1 abl. 2 abl. dat. 
0 thou'rt a Book in truth with love to many, 
3 abl. 4 a. act. gen. 
Done by nd for the fl'ee'st spoke Seo of any. 
Ecies et fids szn.t bi iuvicem causoe. Loo, Printed 1,y Ja: 
Cottrel; and are to be sold by ich. Baddeley, at the Middle- 
Temlde-gate. 1652. 
 EKZKTBAAATPON is supposed to be the Greek for "Gold out 
of the di¢." Dr Irng, the auflor of a very carefully-written 
memoir of Sir Thomas Urquhart, in his Lices of 5ottish lliters, 
vol. il., is a little puzzlcd by this extraordinary naine. The latter 
p:trt of it was, he thought, perhaps connected with a6pto--" to- 
morrow "in allusion fo the fact that this "exquisitc Jcwel" was 
taken out of the kennel the mm'row after the battle of Worcester. 
But the wo is evidently apo--the Lat. aurum, "gold." In the 
" Postill" to the Pedigree of the Urquharts, out author says that 
" the sbire of Cromartie... bath the names of its towns, villages, 
hamlets, dwellings, promontories, hillocks, temples, dens, groves, 
fountains, rivers, pools, lakes, stone heaps, akers, and so forth, 
of pure and perfect Greek." We need not be surprised that Sir 
Thomas's Greek has more affinity with the vernacular form of the 
language current in the Cromartie of his time than with the Attic 
of the age of Pericles, 
"or eke oj thcnes was to 
Probably in this northern dialect of the Greek tongue apov was 
used instead of the more classical Xpt,«$s. Another indication of 
the difference between the Croma'tian and Attic forms of speech 
is given by Sir Thomas in the saine treatise in the naine 
which Thucydides would bave written 



SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

lecture in which he was fo deal with several mis- 
cellaneous items, with the words, " Gentlemen, my 
subject to-day will 1)e hotch-potch." This is an 
exact description of 'hc Jcwcl, and those to whom 
nature bas given the mental apparatus needed for 
appreciating Sir Thomas Urquhart will rejoice and 
hot repine at the fact that the feeding laid be[ore 
them is of a confused character. Accordingly no 
logical sequence will be allowed to mar the sym- 
metry of this chapter in which 'he Jcwel is 
descriled. 
The main contents of the work are lists of the 
ancestors, male and female, of the Urquhart family 
from the beginning down to the year 1652, taken 
from the ]'edigree; a narrative of the sad rate that 
overtook the author's manuscripts after the battle 
of Worcester; some pages of one of them which 
contained a scheme for a Universal Language; a 
denunciation of the "unjust usurpation of the 
t)resbyterian Clergy, and the judaical practices of 
some merchants" by which discredit had been cast 
upou the Scottish naine; an account of Scotsmen 
ramons for martial exploits or for learning during 
the previous half-century; a statement of personal 
wrongs inflicted upon the author by ministers of 
his own parishes ; arguments in favour of the union 
of Scotland and England; and apologies for the 
simple and unadorned strain in which the work is 
written. All through the volume Sir Thomas is 
spokeu of in the third person, and the signature of 
" Christianus t)resbyteromastix" is attached to the 
preface, or "the Epistlc Liminary," as it is called, 
but there is scarcely auy attempt ruade to keep up 



RAPIDITY OF COMPOSITION 

the pretenee of anonymity. The object of the 
writer is to try to obtain for the prisoner of war 
restoration to complete liberty and the enjoyment 
of his property, and he seeks to correct the evil 
impression, which t.he conduct of certain persons 
in Scotland had produced upon the English people, 
by narrating the ma.rtial and literary achieve- 
ments of more worthy representatives of his 
nation. 
The rapidity with which the work had been 
produced is described by the writer in the following 
terres. "Laying aside all other businesses," he 
says, "and cooping my self up daily for some hours 
together, betwixt the case and the printing press, I 
usually afforded the serrer copy at the rate of above 
a whole printed sheet in the day; which, although 
by reason of the smallness of a Pica letter, and close 
couching thereof, it did amount to three full sheets 
of my writing; the aforesaid serrer, neverthcless (so 
nimble a workman he was), would in the space of 
twenty-four hours make dispatch of the whole, and 
be ready for another sheet. He and I striving thus 
who should compose fastest, he with his hand, and 
I with my brain; and his uncasing of the letters, 
and placing them in the composing instrument, 
standing for my conception; and his plenishing of 
the gally, and imposing of the form, encountering 
with the supposed equi-value of my writing, we 
would a.lmost every foot or so jump together in 
this joynt expedition, and so neerly overtake 
other in our intended course, that I was oftentimes, 
(to keep him doing), glad to tear off parcels of ten or 
twelve lines al»eece , and give him them, till more 



I52 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

were ready; 1 unto whieh he would so suddenly put 
an order, that almost still, before the ink of the 
written letters was dry, their representatives were, 
(out of their respective boxes), ranked in the compos- 
ing-stick ; by means of which great haste, I writing 
but upon the loosc sheets of cording-quires, which, as 
I minced and tore them, looking like pieces of waste 
paper, troublesome to get rallyed, after such dis- 
persive scattredness, I had not the leisure to read 
what I had written, till it came to a proof, and 
sometimes to a ïull revise. So that by verrue of 
this unanimous contest, a.nd joint emulation be- 
twixt the theoretick and practical part, which of us 
should overhye other in celerity, we in the space of 
fourteen working daies compleated tbis whole book, 
(such as if is), from the first notion of the brain to 
the last motion of the press; and that without any 
other help on my side, either of quick or dead, (for 

l Sir Egêrton Brydges, Bart., an auflmr who combines a great 
many of the peculiarities of the two Sir Thomas Urquharts, tho 
father and the son, and who bas recorded his experiences in an 
4ttobiogralhy, lays stress in like manner upon this quality of 
speed in composition. Thus he says of his little novel, Mary de 
Clifford (published in 1792), "it ws written with  fervent 
rapidity, which no one seems to believe ;--begun in October, lî91, 
and the shcets sent to the prcss by the post, s fast as they were 
scribbled." The passage in which he refers to the vexations to 
which he had been subjected is worth quoting, on account of its 
similarity to our Sir Thomas's story. "I bave suffered," he sys, 
"a hundred rimes more disappointments, and crosses, and insults, 
and wrongs, and deprivations, than Chatterton, yet my spirit, 
though bent and sunk, was never broken. I ara calm and defiant, 
though not hopeful, in proportion s the storm presses me ;--and 
wht trials have I not undergone ? I do not men to relate all 
these trials ; it would involve the conduct of obscure individuals, 
mny of whom are still living" (4tobiogralhy , pp. 8, 9). 



SNAPS AND SHAVERS 53 

books I had none, nor possibly would I have ruade 
use of any, although I could have commanded 
them), then [than] what, (by the favour of God), 
my own judgment and fancy did suggest unto 
me." 1 
The account which our author gives of the 
plunder of his manuscripts after the battle of 
Worcester, and of the strange series of accidents 
by which some of the documents which make up 
'he Jewel were preserved, is so odd and amus- 
ing that it would be a pity to deprive our readers 
of it, though it is related by Sir Thomas at great 
length. " No sooner," he says, "had the total tout 
of the regal party at Worcester given way to the 
taking of that city, and srrendring up of all the 
prisoners to the custody of the marshal-general 
and his deputies, but the liberty, customa3" at 
such occasions to be connived at in favours of 
a victorious army, imboldened some of the new- 
levied forces of the adjacent counties to confirm 
their conquest by the spoil of the captives. For 
the better atchievement of which designe, hot 
reekoning those great ma.ny others that in all the 
other corners of the town were ferreting every 
room for plunder, a string or two of exquisite snaps 
and clean shavers [snappers-up and phmderers ?] 
(if ever there were any), rushing into Master Spils- 
bury's house, (who is a very honest man, and hath 
an exceeding good woman to his wife), broke into 
an upper chamber, where finding, (besides scarlet 
cloaks, buff suits, arms of all sorts, and other such 
rich chaffer, at such an exigent escl-,catable lo the 
 lI%rks, p. 181. 



I54 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

prevalent soldier 1), seven large portmantles fui of 
precious COlmnodity ; in three whereof, after a most 
exact search for gold, silver, apparel, linen, or any 
whatever adoraments of the body, or pocket im- 
plemeuts, as was seized upon in the other four, 
hot hitting on any things but manuscripts in folio, 
fo the quantity of six score and eight quires and a 
hall, divided into six hundred fourty and two 
quinternions and upwards, the quinternion con- 
sisting of rive sheets, and the quire of rive and 
twenty; besides some writings of suits in law, and 
bonds, in both worth above three thousand pounds 
English, they in a trice carried all whatever els 
was in the room away save those papers, which 
they then threw down on the floor as unfit for 
their use; yet immediately thereafter, when upon 
carts the aforesaid baggage was put to be trans- 
ported to the country, and that by the example of 
mauy hundreds of both horse and foot, whom they 
had loaded with spoil, they were assaulted with the 
telnptation of a new booty, they apprehending how 
useful the paper might be unto them, went back 
for it, and bore it straight away; which done, to 
every one of those their camarads whom they met 
with in the streets, they gave as much thereof, for 
packeting up of raisins, figs, dates, ahuomls, cara- 
way, and other such like dry confections and other 
ware, as was requisite; who, doing the same them- 
selves, did together with others kindle pipes of 
tobacco with a great part thereof, and threw out all 
the remainder upon the streets ..... 
/.e. af such an extremity liable to be forfeited to the victorious 
soldier. 



RESCUED FROM THE MIRE 55 

" Of those dispcrsedly-rejected bundles of pal)er, 
some were gzthered up by grocers, druggists, 
chandlers, l»[e-makers, or such as stood in need of 
any cartapacitory utensil, and put in present 
service, to the utter undoing of all the writing 
thereof, both in its marrer and order. One quin- 
ternion, nevertheless, two days after the fight on 
the Friday morning, together with two other loose 
sheets more, by verrue of a drizelling rain, which 
had made it stick fast to the ground, where there 
was a heap of seven and twenty dead men lying 
upon one another, was by the command of one 
Master Braughton taken up by a servant of his; 
who, after he had (in the best manner he could) 
cleansed it from the mire and mud of the kennel, 
did forthwith present it to the perusal of his 
toaster; in whose hands it no so,ner came, but in- 
stautly perceiving by the periodical couching of the 
discourse, marginal figures, and breaks here and 
there, accordiug to the variety of the subject, that 
the whole purpose was destinated for the press, and 
by the author put into a garb befitting either the 
stationer or printer's acceptance; yet because it 
seemed imperfect, and to bave relation to sub- 
sequent tractates, he ruade all the enquiry he could 
for trial whether there were any more such quin- 
ternions or no; by means whereof he got full 
information that above three thousand sheets of the 
like paper, written after that fashion, and with the 
saine hand, were utterly lost and imbezzeled, after 
the manner aforesaid; and was so fully assured of 
the misfortune, that to gather up spilt water, com- 
prehend the windes within his fist, and recover 



I56 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

those papers again, he thought would be a work of 
one and the saine labour and facility." 1 
Thc anonylnous personage who gives the above 
accourir says that he heard of Mr Braughton's 
discovery of these remarkable documents, and also 
of "the great moan ruade for the loss of Sir 
Thomas Urquhart's manuscl'ipts," and, putting the 
two f:tcts together, resolved to ask Sir Thomas if 
the papers found at Woïcester belonged to him. 
l[c examined them, aud identified them as part of 
the prcface to a grammar aud lexicon of a Universal 
Lauguage, of which he was the inventor. The loss 
of a work of such a size and of such great im- 
portance did hot greatly depress him. He stated 
that if ha got but encouragement and rime, freedom 
aud the enjoyment of his ancestral estates, he 
doubLed ot but Lhat he could supply the missing 
shcets--the originals of which had corne to such 
base uses and disastrous fate at Worcester. The 
papers, therefore, found by Mr Braughton are 
published in order that the readers lnay see the 
reasonableness of giving Sir Thomas what he asked, 
iii view of the astounding benefits which he would 
in returu confer upon them. This is put with 
great clearness and brevity in a couplet prefixed to 
Lhe above narrative: 

"He should obtaiI all his desires, 
Who offers more thart he requires." 

The fragment of the treatise concerning the 
Uuiversal Language, which was picked up out of 
the gutter of Worcester streets, wiped clean, and 
 ltorks, pp. 189, 190. 



SCOTTISH SOLDIERS 57 

presented to the public in Y'hc Jcu'cl, was re- 
published with additions in Sir Thomas Urquhart's 
next work, so that we may here pass it over with- 
out further notice and allude to some of the other 
matters treated of. 
In order to vindicate the honour of his country, 
Si» Thomas Urquhart tells at considerable length of 
the faine won by various compatriots of lais in war 
in every part of Europe, during the earlier hall of 
the seventeenth century, and he draws the attention 
of his readers to the faetthat, at no battle in thc 
period named, were all the Scots that fought over- 
thrown and totally routed. The explanation of 
this statement is that there were always Scots on 
both nides, so that, if some were defeated and taken 
prisoners, others of that nation were victorious and 
givers of quarter. This part of the work is of 
great historical value, and, as ]3urton remarks, is 
hot liable to the reproach of Urquhart's usual 
wandering profuseness of languageits leading 
defect on the other hand, being its too great 
reselnblance at rimes to a muster-roll. 
The choicest and raost remarkable passage in Sir 
Thomas Urquhart's original works is, undoubtedly, 
the description he gives in Y'he Jcwcl of his 
fellow-countryman "the Admirable Crichton," who 
belonged to the ltter part of the sixteenth century. 
In an appendix 1 our readers nmy find a long extract 
from it, in which that hero's feats are related. But 
for fear of making the appendices out of a.ll pro- 
portion to the size of this volume, the whole sketch 
might bave been given. To most people the nme 
1 Appêndix II. p. 215. 



I58 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

of " the Admirable Crichton" is now a mere pro- 
verbial phrase to describe a universal genius, and 
whether the person who bore it is a historical or a 
mythical character, is a matter of some uncertainty. 
If any who are possessed of only this amount of 
inforlnation on the subject seek for more by reading 
our author's description of Crichton, the proba- 
bility is that they will decide that he is quite 
mythical. Thc extraordinary flightiness, turgidity, 
and bolnbast which mark the narrative, in spire of 
its many conspicuous merits, make it seem a mere 
piece of burlesque, rathcr than a genuine history ; x 
and yet thcre is ample evidence of an unimpeach- 
Lble kind of the truthfulness of the lnain state- 
ments which it contains. Sir Thonms Urquhart's 
narrative was for a long time one of the principal 
sources of information concerning the brilliant 
young Scotchnmn, and the result was that a general 
disbelief in the whole history became prevalent.-" 
 "This part is writteu in a euphuistic, rhapsodical vein, and 
affords an indication of the saturation of Urquhart's mind with the 
style of Rabelais. It might almost be picced together from the 
meeting of Pantagruel with the Limousin scholar, the discomfiture 
of Thaumast by Panurge, and the meeting of Pantagruel and his 
party with Queen Entelechia" (W. F. Smith's Introduction to 
abelais). 
: Dr Kippis, the editor of the Biographia JBritanica, or Zivcs 
of the Most ,Emiuet _Per«ons who hat, e _Flourished i Great JBritai. 
and I.reland (1789), had a bad time in wriIing the notice of 
Crichton that appears in it. He says that he entered upon the 
task with diflïdence, and even with anxiety. On the one hand, 
he was desirous hot to detract from Crichton's real merit, and, on 
the other, he wished to form a just estimate of the truth of the 
facts which are recorded coucerning him. Part of his perturbation 
of mind was due to the indignation which he felt towards our 
author, whose narrative of Crichton's adventures he regarded as 



THE ADMIRABLE CRICHTON 

As Burton says, " It was from the hands of Sir 
Thomas Urquhart that the world accepted of an 
idol which, after a period of worship, it cast down, 
but so hastily, as it was discovered, thtt it had 
again tobe set up, but rather in surly justice than 
the old devout admiration." 1 Tytler, in his Lire of 
the Admirable Crichto, gives full proof from con- 
temporary writers that the accomplishments and 
feats ascribed to that persolmge are authentic. 
James Crichton was born in 1560, of a noble 
family, at Eliock, in l'erthshire. At the age of ton 
he becalne a student at St. Audrews, then thc most 
famous university in Scotlaud. lefore he was 
fifteen years of age he graduated as Master of Arts, 
utterly untrustworthy. At an early stage in the articlc hc 
rcmarks : "And here it must be observed that no credit can 
granted to any facts which depend upon the sole authority of Sir 
Thomas Urquhart .... I must declare my full persuasion that 
Sir Thomas Urquhart is an author whose testimony fo facts is 
totally unworthy of regard ; and itis surprising that a perusal of 
his works does not strike every mind with this conviction. His 
productions are so inexpressibly absurd and extravagant, that the 
only rational judgment which can be pronounced concerning him 
is, that he was little, if at all, better than a madman. To the 
character of his having been a madman nmst be added that of his 
being a liar. Severe as this terre may be thought, I apprehend 
that a diligent examination of the treatise which contains the 
memorials concerning Crichton would show that it is strictly true." 
The censure uttered by Dr Kippis is vcry scvere, but some excuse 
for him is easily fouud. He was anxious to make his dictionary 
of biography a mine of facts on which the public could rely with 
absolute confidence ; and he saw before him the danger of quoting 
as an authority a writer like Urquhart, who so palpably elongated 
facts and embroidered them with fancies. His opinion with 
regard to the P«digree of the Urquharts is given on p. 144. 
 The Scot Abroad, p. 256. In the Adveuturer, o. 81, Dr 
Johnson has reproduced Sir Thomas Urquhart's narrative of the 
career of Crichton, but bas toned down its glowing colours. 



I6O SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

and stood third in order of merit among the 
students of his year. After lcaving the university 
he spent three years in the pursuit of learning, 
devoting himself to ont aftcr another of the vm'ious 
branches of the science and 1,hilosopby of his rime, 
until he had gone through nearly the whole of 
them; and, by force of natural ability, aided, no 
doubt, by intense application, he acquired the use 
of ten dilïbrent languages. 
Some time probably in the year 1578 he began 
his foreign travels, with the desire hot only to 
enlarge his experience of the world, but also to 
display thc exteat of his learning in those public 
disputations which were still in fashion ai the 
continenttfi univcrsities. In form and countenance 
he is scid to have been c perïect model of manly 
beauty; whilst in tll the accomplishments of his 
time he was as well versed as in the branches of 
learning. He was a skilful swordsman, a bold 
rider, a graceful dancer, a sweet singer, and a 
cultivated mttsician. Soon after his arrival in 
l'cris he set up, in accordance with a custom of the 
time, in various parts of the city, cballenges to 
literary end philosophic disputation, and announced 
that he would present himself on a certain dcy at 
the College of Navarre, to answer any questions 
tllat might be put to him "in a.ny science, liberal 
art, discipline, or faculty, whether practical or 
theoretic," and this in any one of twelve specified 
languagesHebrew, Syriac, Arabic, Greek, Latin, 
Spanish, French, Italian, English, Dutch, Flemish, or 
Sclavonian. Our readers may find in the a.ppendix 
 full narrative in Sir Thomas Urquhart's inim- 



EXPLOITS OF PANTAGRUEL 161 

itable style of this extraordinary episode. Though 
Crichton seemed to make no preparation for the 
learned encounter, to which he had clmllenged the 
most scholarly men in France, he acquitted himself 
in such a manner as to astonish all beholders, and 
to receive the congratulations of the president and 
professors of the University of Paris. From this 
display of his intellectual powers and acquirements, 
as well as from the brilliant figure he cut at the 
balls and tournaments, which were such favourite 
employments of the Court of France at that rime, 
he acquired the title by which he is now universMly 
known--that of "the Admirable Crichton." 1 
If is worth while to compare the passage in 
Rabelais which describes the similar feats of the 
giant Pantagruel with the accourir Sir Thomas 
Urquhart gives of Crichton's intellectual tourna- 
ments?" To us there seems something very 

1 The reader will remember that this simply meant the 
"Wonderful Crichton"--this use of the word "admire" being 
now archaic. 
2The passage in Rabelais is as follows:--"Pantagruel . . . 
would one day make trial of his knowledge. Thereupon in all 
the Carrefours, that is, throughout all the foure quarters, streets 
and eorners of the eity, he set up Conclusions to the number of 
nine thousand seven hundred sixty and foure, « in all manner of 
learning, touehing in them the hardest doubts that are in any 
science. And first of all, in the Fodder-street he held disputes 

 Pieo della Mirandola in the winter of 1486-87 offered to maintain at Rome 
900 theses de omni scibili (W. F. S.). 
! Rue de let Feutre (near the Place Maubert) was the street in Paris here 
the poorer students used fo lodge. It got its naine because straw served 
them for beds and furniture. Dante says in Par. x. 137 : 
"Essa è la luce eterna di Sigieri, 
Che, leggendo riel vico degli strami, 
Sillogizzb invidiosi veri." (Ibid.). 
II 



6a SIR THOMAS URÇUHART 

ridiculous in the practice oï posting up placards on 
the walls, clmllenging all-comers to disputation, but 
in the sixteenth century it would hot necessrily 
a.pper in this light. Iabelais, indeed, lughed at 
it; but then he lughed at many things which the 
people of his rime did hot think absurd. John 
tIill Burton is oï the opinion tlmt Sir Thomas 
Urquhart, in describing the way in which Crichton 
eonducted himself on the field which had witnessed 
thmtagruel's feats, htd the ridicule of t,belis in 
view, and that, in spite of his laudtions, we 
against all the Regents or Fcllowes of Colledges, Artists or hIasters 
of Arts, and Oratoum, and did so gallantly, that he overthrev 
them, and set them all upoa their tailes. He went afterwards fo 
the Sorbonne, where he maintained argument against all the 
Theologians or Divines, for the space of six weeks, from foure 
a clock in the morning until six in the evening, except an interval 
of two boutes to ref,'esh themselves, and take their repast. And at 
this were present the greatest part of the Lords of the Court, 
the Masters of Rcquests, Presidents, Coansellors, those of the 
Accompts, Secretaries, Advocates, and othem : as also the Sheriffes 
of the said town, with the Physicians and Professors of the Canon- 
Law. Amongst which it is to be remarked, that the greatest part 
were stubborn jades, and in their opinions ibstinite ; but he took 
such course with them, that, for all their ergo's nd fallacies, he 
put their backs to the wall, gTavelled them in the deepest 
questions, and ruade it visibly appear to the world, that, compared 
to him, they were but monkies, and a knot of mufled calves. 
Whereupon everybody began to keep a bustling noise, and talk of 
his so marvellous know]edge, through all degrees of persons in both 
sexes, even to the very laundresses, brokers, rostmeat-sellea-s, 
penknife-makers, and others, who, when he past along in the 
street, would say, This is he! in which he took delight, as 
Demosthenes the prince of Greek oratours did when an old crouch- 
ing wife, pointing at him with ber fingers, said, That is the 
man" « (il. chap. 10). 

Cf. "At pulchrum est, dito monstrari, et dicier : Hic est" (Pers. i. 28). 
(Ibid.) 



CRICHTON IN ITALY 6 3 

cannot help having the impression that his tonguc 
is all the rime in his cheek. We think that this 
is unfair to Sir Thomas. There is no rcason vhy 
those who looked on in admiration at a real tourna- 
ment should not also enjoy seeing a burlesque 
one. So that it is quite possible that out author 
smiled while he translated the French satire, and 
that he gloved with honest pride and admiration 
as he recounted his fellow-countryman's exploits 
belote the University of laris. 
After serving for a couple of ycars in the Frcnch 
army, Crichton journcyed into Italy, and in the 
month of August, 1580, arrived in Yenice. tIe 
ruade the acquaintance of the famous printer, Aldus 
Manutius, who introduced him to the princiial 
men of learning and note in that city. ttere he 
maintained the reputation he lmd acquired in t'aris, 
and lives of him were written and published. From 
Venice he proceeded to ladua, and from thence to 
the Court of Mantua, where the adventure occurred 
with which Sir Thomas Urquhart begins the 
narrative of his celebrated fellow-countryman's 
exploits, namely, the defeat and death of the travel- 
ling bravo, whose challenge he had accepted. Sir 
Thomas is the only authority for this incident in 
Crichton's history. As there is no reason to believe 
that he invented it, we are at liberty to suppose 
that he round it in some one of the lives of 
Crichton which he met with in his Italian travels, 
but which has not corne down to us, o1" that he 
heard of it ri'oto some of those who -itnessed it. 
For, as Urquhart was born only twenty-three years 
after Crichton's death, he must, in the course of 



I6 4 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

his continental travels, bave met some who were 
his contemporaries. 1 
In consequcnce of this achievement, and also 
of the brilliant reputtion acquired by Crichton, he 
was appointed by the Duke of Mantua, companion 
md tutor to his son, Vincenzio de Gonzaga, a 
young man of some literary culture, but of ïurious 
temper and dissolute morals. Very soon after, 
Crichton met his death in a tragical manner, tIe 
was walking home one evening in the streets of 
Mantua, from a visit to his mistress, and was 
plying a guitar, when suddenly he was attacked 
by a riotous party of men in masks, whom, how- 
evcr, he speedily put to ttight. He seized the 
leader of the party, overpowered him, and tore off 
his mask, and round to his horror that it was his 
owu pupil, the son of the Duke of Mantua. I-Ie 
instautly dropped upon one knee, and, in a sph'it 
of romntic devotion, took his sword by the blade, 
and presented its hilt to the prince. Vincenzio, 
heated with wine, irritated at his discomfiture, and 
also, itis said by some, inspired by jealousy, took 
the sword and plunged it into Crichton's heart. 
The brilliant young Scotsman was but twenty-two 
years of age when he thus met hi.s ïate. 
The narrative which Sir Thomas Urquhart gives 
of the death of his hero is marked by the saine 
richness of description as is tobe round in the 
 He says in reference to the whole history of Crichton : "The 
verity of tàis sory I have here related, concerning this incompar- 
able Crichton, may be certified by above two thousand men yet 
living, who bave known him" (lKorks, p. 41}. Tltere can 
scarcely bave bee so many, unless centenarians were much 
commoner then than now. 



CRICHTON'S LAST EVENING 6 5 

accourir of his exploits as a scholar, a swordsrnan, 
and an actor. In language of astonishing luxuriance 
and frequent happiness of ldrase, he enlarges upon 
the incidents of the last evening of Ca'ichton's life, 
and depicts the tender intercom'se of the loyers 
before the suddcn and bloodly close of their 
courtship. With a minuteness which, as Tytler 
remarks, reminds one of the multitude of 1)articulars 
by the enumeration of which Mrs Quickly sought 
to bring to Falstaff's renlembrance his iromise to 
marry her, 1 Sir Thomas Urquhart dcpicts thc loyers 
in the "alcoranal paradise" in which tlcy were 
embowered on that cvening. ":Nothing," he says, 
"tending to the llcasure of all the senses was 
wanting; the weather being a little chil and 
coldish, they on a blue vclvct couch sae by one 
anothcr towards a char-coale tire burning in a 
silver brasero, whilst in the next room adjacent 
thcreto a pretty little round table of ccdar wood 
was a covering for the supping of them two 
together ; the cates l»repared for them, and a week 
 "Thou didst swear fo me upon a parcel-gilt goblet, sitting in 
my Dolphiu-chmber, at the round table, by a sea-col tire, upon 
Wednesday in Wheeson week, when the prince broke thy head 
for liking his father fo  singing-man of Windsor; thon didst 
swear to me then, as I was wshing thy wound, to marry me and 
mke me my ldy thy wife. Cnst thou deny it ? Did hot good- 
wife Keech, the butcher's wife, corne in ihen and cM1 me gossip 
Quickly ? coming in to borrow  mess of vinegr ; telling us she 
had a good dish of prawns ; whercby thoa didst desire fo et 
some; whereby I told thee they were ill for  grcen wound? 
And didst thou hot, 'hen she was gone down stirs, desire me to 
be no more so familiarity with such poor people ; saying that ere 
long they should call me madam ? And didst thon hot kiss me, 
and bid me fetch thee thirty shillings ? I put thee now to thy 
book-oath : deny it, if thou canst" (2 Henry IV'. r. i.). 



166 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

before th,t rime bespoke, were of the choisest 
dainties and most de]icious junkets that all the 
territories of Ita]y were able to afford, and that 
deservedly, for all the Romane Empire could hOt 
produce a completer paire to taste them." 1 
A tragical note rings through the description of 
the lamentation of the hapless girl over her 
murdered lover. "She, rending ber garments and 
tearing ber haire, like one of the Graces possest 
with a Fury, spoke thus : ' 0 villains ! what have 
you doue? you vipers of men, that have thus 
basely slaine the wdiant Crichtoun, the sword of 
his own sexe and the buckler of ours, the glory of 
this age, and restorer of the lost honour of the 
Court of Mantua : O Crichtoun, Crichtoun !'" " 
The sequel of the story is in the saine vein 
of florid eloquence. "The whole court," says Sir 
ihimas, "wire miurning fir him full three 
quarters of a yeer together. His funeral was very 
stately, and on his hearse were stuck more epitaphs, 
elegies, threnodies, and epicediums, then [than], if 
digested into one book, would have outbulk't all 
Homer's works; some of them being couched in 
such exquisite and fine Latin, that you would have 
thought great Virgil, and Baptista Mantuanus, for 
the love of their mother-city, had quit the Elysian 
fields to grace his obsequies; and other of them, 
besides what was doue in other languages, composed 
in so neat Italiau, and so purely fancied, as if 
Ariosto, Dante, Petrark, and Bembo had been 
purposely resuscitated, to stretch even to the 
utmost their poetick vein to the honour of this 
a lYorks, p. 234. e Ibid. p. 243. 



THE SOLITARY" TURTLE 16 7 

brave man; whose picture till this hour is to be 
seen in the bed-chambers or galleries of the most 
of the great men of that nation, representing him 
on horseback, with a lance in one hand and  book 
in the other ; and most of the young ladies likewise, 
that were anything handso»c, 1 in a memorial of his 
worth, had his effigies in a little oval tablet of gold 
hanging 'twixt thei_r breasts, and held, for many 
yeers together, that metamazion, or intermammi]ary 
ornament, an as necessary outward pendicle for the 
better setting forth of their accoutrements, as 
either fart, watch, or stomacher. My lord :Duke, 
upon the young lady that was Crichtoun's mistres 
and future wife, although she had good rents and 
revenues of her own by inheritance, was pleased to 
conferr a pension of rive hundred ducats a yeer. 
The Prince also bestowed as much on her during 
all the days of his life, which was but short, for he 
did hot long enjoy himself after the cross rate of 
so miserable an accident. The sweet lady, like a 
turtle bewailing the loss of lier mate, spent all the 
rest of her rime in a continual solitariness." e 
After giving a long list of his fellow-countrymen 
who had won faine in foreign ]ands by thei" valour, 
1 Tlm italics are ours. 
e llork.% p. 224. Af one of Charles Lamb's Wednesday 
evenings in hlitre Court Building, Hazlitt tells us, "the naine of 
the Admirable Crichton was suddenly started as a splendid 
example of vastc toElents, so different from the generality of his 
countrymen." A lorth Briton present declared himselfdescended 
from that prodigy of learning and accomplishment, and said he 
had family plate in his possession as vouchers for the fact, with the 
initials engraved upon them of A. C.--" Admirable Crichton !" 
A phrenological report upon this genfleman by Charles Lmb 
would have enlargd "tlm public stock of harmless pleasure." 



I68 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

learning, or skill, in order to put to silence those 
who maligned his n,tion, Sir Thomas Urquhart 
t,kes up a less pleasing topic--that of contem- 
porary politics. In the plainest and most forcible 
manner he repudiates the whole policy of the 
dolninant party in Scotland, and declares that a 
true :Royalist or M,lignant like himself had much 
more in common with an Independent, than either 
of them had with a t'resbyterian; and he enlarges 
upon the turbulent disloyalty with which so many 
of the last-named party had, in his opinion, con- 
ducted themselves towards their sovereigns since 
Queen M,ry's rime, evidently in forgetfulness for 
the moment that his newly-found friends, the 
Independents, had executed Charles I. and abolished 
monarchy. 
His account of the mode in which the Presbyterian 
or" Consistorian" party were in the habit of treating 
their kings is very amusing. " Of a king," he says, 
" they onely make use for theh" own ends, and so 
they will of any other supreme magistracie that is 
hot of their own erection. Their kings are but as 
the kings of Lacedemon, whom the Ephors presumed 
to fine for any small offence; or a.s the puppy 
[puppet] kings, which, after children h,ve trimmed 
with bits of taffata, and ends of silver lace, and set 
them upon wainscoat cupboards besides marmalade 
and sugar-cakes, are oftentimes disposed of, even by 
those that did pretend so much respect unto them, 
for a two-peny custard, , pound of figs, or mess of 
cream. Yerily, I think they naake use of kings in 
their Consistorin State, as we do of card kings in 
playing at the hundred; any one whereof, if there 



M OCK-KI NGS  6 9 

be appearance of a better gaine without him, and 
that the exchange of him for another incoming card 
is like to conduce more for drawing of the stake, is 
by good gamesters without any ceremony discarded : 
or as the French on the El:)iphany-day use their 
tgoy de la Fcbve, or king of the bean; whom, after 
they have honoured with drinking of his health, 
and shouting Ze Ioy boit, le oy boit, they make lvay 
for all the reckoning; hot leaving him sometimes 
one peny, rather then [than] that the exorbitancie 
of their debosh should hot be satisfied to the full. 
They may be likewise said to use their king as the 
players at nine-pins do the middle kyle, which they 
call the king; at whose fall alone they aire, the 
sooner to obtain the gaining of their prize; or 
as about Christmas we do the King of Misrule, 
whom ve invest with that title to no other end 
but to countenance the bacchanalian riots and 
lvreposterous disorders of the family where he is 
installed. The truth of all this a.pl)ears by their 
demeanour to Charles the Second, whom they 
crowned their king at Sterlin, and who, though 
he be for comeliness of person, valour, affability, 
mercy, piety, closeness of couusel, veracity, foresight, 
knowledge, and other verrues both moral and in- 
tellectual, in nothing inferior to any of his hundred 
and ten predccessors, had nevertheless no more rule 
in effect over the I)resbyterian Senate of Scotland, 
then [than] auy of the six foresaid mock-kings had 
above those by whom they were dignified with the 
splendour of royal poml»." a 
a II'or)['s, p. 2î7. The charity which "believeth all things and 
hopeth all things," or the credulity which persuades itself of the 



I70 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

The passage in 2'he Jewel which tells of the faults 
of the clergy, as illustrated by the conduct of the 
ministers of the parishes of which Sir Thomas was 
patron, has already been given fl these pages, and 
therefore need not be repeated here; but room 
must be round for the paragraph in which he 
denounces those who by their covetousness had cast 
a slur upon the Scottish name. The art of writing 
such English perished with him, its inventor; and 
one cannot be too thankful for such a passage as 
the fol]owing. "Another thing there is," he says, 
" that fixeth a grievous scandal upon that nation in 
matter of philargyrie, or love of money, and it is 
this: There bath been in London, and repairing to 
it, for these many years together, a knot of Scotish 
bankers, collybists, or coine-coursers, of traffickers 
in merchandise to and againe, and of men of other 
professions, who by hook and crook, las et nefas, 
slight and might, (all being as fish their net could 
catch), having feathered their nests to some purpose, 
look so idolatrously upon their Dagon of wealth, and 
so closely, (like the earth's dull center), hug all unto 
themselves, that for no respect of vertue, honour, 
kinred, patriotism, or whatever else, (be it never so 
truth of the things which it wishes to believe, is manifest in Sir 
Thomas Urquhart's estimate of the character of Charles II. Less 
charitable or more inlpartial critics are probably inclincd to the 
opinion that the existence in that sovereign of a number of the 
above-mentioned virtues was as mythical as that of a good many of 
his "hundred and ten predecessors." So far as "comeliness" is 
concerned, Charles IL at a later period had a much]humbler view of 
the matter than Sir Thomas here exprêsses. For he complained 
that when they wished to represent a villain on the stage they 
ruade up a fire somewhat like himselfi Sec Cibber's .dmlogy, 
p. 111. 



WORSHIPPERS OF DAGON 171 

recommendable), will they depart from so much as 
one singlc peny, whose emission doth hot, without 
any hazard of loss, in a very short rime superluclate 
beyond all conscience an additionall increasc to 
the heap of that stock which they so much adore; 
which churlish and tenacious humor bath ruade 
many that were hot acquainted with any else of 
that country, to imagine all their compatriots in- 
fected with the saine leprosie of a wrctched peevish- 
ness whereof those Œuonwdocuncluizing clusterfists 
and rapacious varlcts have given of late such 
cannibttl-like proofs, by their inhmnanity and 
obdurte curriage towards some, (whose shoe-strings 
they are hOt worthy to unty), that were it hot that 
a more able pen then [than] mine will assuredly 
hot faile to jerk them on all sides, in case, by their 
better demeanour for the future, they endeavour hot 
to wipe off the blot wherewith their native country, 
by their sordid avarice and miserable baseness, bath 
been so foully stained, I would at this very instant 
blaze them out in their names and surnames, not- 
withstanding tbe vizard of l'resbyterian zeal where- 
with they maske themselves, that like so many 
wolves, foxes, or Athenian Timons, they might in 
all rimes coming be debarred the benefit of any 
honest conversation."  
After suggesting a number of ways in which the 
tone of society in Scotland might be raised and 
sweetened--one of which is the establishment of 
"a free schoole and standing library in every 
parish "eSir Thomas proceeds to argue in a very 
 Hrorks, p. 212. 
: His unhappy prejudices against the Presbyterian clergy are 



x72 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

sensible and convincing manner for complete union 
between Scotland and England. The subject is 
introduced by lengthy quotations from speeches by 
Bacon, delivered by him in l'arliament as far back 
as the year 1608, in which the advantages of such 
an arrangement are set forth. 
The style of our author is seen af ifs worst in 
the peroration fo 2'he Jcwd, iu which he apologizes 
for the comparative simplicity, if not baldness, by 
which, in the opinion of some, if might be thought 
fo be characterised. "I could truly," he says, "have 
enlarged this discourse with a choicer variety of 
phrase, and ruade it overflow the field of the 
reader's understanding, with an inundation of greater 
eloquence; and tlmt one way, tropologetically, by 
metonymical, ironical, metaphorical, and synec- 
dochical instruments of elocution, in all their 
several kinds, artificially affected, according fo the 
nature of the subject, with eml»hatical expressions 
in things of great concernment, with catachrestical 
in nmtters of meaner moment; attended on each 
side respectively with an epiplectick and exegetick 
modification; with hyperbolical, either epitatically 
or hypocoristically, as the purpose required fo be 
elated or extenuated, with qualifying metaphors, 
and accoml»anied by apostrophes; and lastly, with 
allegories of all sorts, whether apologal, affabulatory, 
parabolary, œenigmatick, or paremial. And on the 
other part, schematologetically adorning the proposed 

irrepressible, for immediately after suggesting "a standing library 
in eustody of the minister of the parish," he adds, "with this 
proviso, that none of the books should be embezeled ly him or any 
of his suceessors" ( Yorl«s, p. 282). 



THE GARDEN OF RHETORIC 73 

theam with the most especial aml chicf flowers of 
the garden of rhetorick, and olnitting no figure either 
of diction or sentence, that might contribute to the 
ear's enchantment, or perswasion of the hearer. I 
could have introduced, in case of obscurity, synony- 
mal, exargastick, and palilogetick elucidations; for 
sweetness of phrase, altimetathetick commutations 
of epithets ; for the vehement excitation of a natter, 
exclamation in the front, atd epiphonemas in the 
reer. I could have used, for the promptlier stirring 
up of passion, apostrophal and prosopopceial diver- 
sions; and, for the appeasing and settling of them, 
some epanorthotick revocations, and aposiopetick 
restraines. I could have inserted dialogismes, 
displaying their interrogatory part with communi- 
catively pysmatick and sustentative flourishes; or 
proleptically, with the refutative schemes of antici- 
pation and subjection, and that part which concerns 
the responsory, with the figures of permission and 
concession. Speeches extending a marrer beyond 
what itis, auxetically, digressively, transitiously, by 
ratiocination, oetiology, circumlocution, and other 
wayes, I could have ruade use of; as likewise with 
words diluinishing the worth of a thing, tapinotically, 
periphrastically, by rejection, translation, and other 
meaues, I could have served myself."  

 We have reason to be thankfifl to Sir Thomas for his kindness 
in refraining from the style of composition which he here indicates, 
for we can scarcely credit his assurance that the results would bave 
been less terrifying than the descril,tiou of the processes by whieh 
they would have been reached. There is no need for an apology, 
for he has really done pretty well as itis. hlr Ruskin had once a 
vision of ten thousand school-inspectors assembled on Cader Idris. 
What horror would seize sueh a company, if they were treated as a 



174 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

He goes on for a long rime in this strttin, and 
is at pains to explaia that, if the work had been 
written in this more elaborate manner, if would not 
necessarily bave been found tedious even by young 
ltdies. " I could bave presented it to the imagina- 
tion," ho says, "in so spruce a garb, that spirits 
blest with leisure, and free from the urgency of 
serious employments, would happily bave bestowed 
as liberally some few houres thereon as on the 
perusal of a new-coined romance, or strange history 
of love adventures. For although the figures and 
tropes above rehearsed seem in their actu signato, (as 
they signifie meer notional circumstances, affections, 
adjuncts, and dependcncies on words), to be a little 
pedantical, and to the smooth touch of a delicate 
etr somewhat harsh and scabrous, yet in their 
exerced act, (as they suppone for things reduplicat- 
ively as things in the first apprehension of the 
minde, by them signified), I could, even in far abstruser 
purposes, have 8o fitly adjusted them with apt and 
proper termes, and with such perspicuity couched 
them, as would bave been suitable to the capacities 
of courtiers and young ladies, 1 whose tender hearing, 
for the most part, being more taken with the in- 
class in elementary English, and the above passage were read out 
as an exercise in dictation ! Nay, it is to be feared that even the 
more august assembly in Dover House, the Lords of Education 
themselves, would be panic-stricken at such a task. Only 
hIacauly's "school-boy" would probably be round to enter upon 
it with unblenched countenance, and to accomplish it successful]y. 
 This reminds us of Bottom the weaver. "I will roar that I 
will do any man's heart good to hear me .... [Yet hot to frighten 
the ladies.] I will aggrawte my voice so that I will roar you as 
gently as any sucking dove : I will roar you an 'twere any night- 
ingale" ( Mi'dsuznmer.2Vht' s Dïeam, . ii.). 



A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE I75 

sinuating harmony of a well-concerted period, in its 
isocoletick and parisonal members, thcn [than] with 
the never-so-pithy a fancy of a learned subject, 
destitute of the illustriousness of 8o pathetick 
ornaments, will sooner convey perswasion to the 
interior faculties from the ravishing assault of a 
well-disciplined diction, in a parade of curiously- 
mustered words in their several ranks and files 
then [than] by the vigour and fierceness of never so 
many powerful squadrons of a promiscuously-digestcd 
elocution into bare logical arguments ; for the swect- 
ness of their disposition is more easily gained by 
undermining passion then [tlmn] storming reon, 
and by the ,nusick and symmetry of a descourse 
in its external appurtenances, then [than] by all 
the puissance imaginary of the ditty or purpose 
disclosed by it. ''1 
The last of Sir Thomas Urquhart's original works 
was his" LOGOPAblDECTEISIObl, or an IIOERODUCOEIObl OEO 
THE UblIVERSAL IANGUAGE," a portion of which, as 
already mentioned, had been embedded in the con- 
glomerate mass of The Jewel. The idea of a universal 
language was hot originated by Urquhart, for itis 
said that something of the kind had been planned a 
generation earlier by the celebrated William Bedell 
(15 7 0-16 4 2), the Bishop of Kilmore and Ardagh, 
who is better known for promoting the transla- 
tion of the Bible into the Irish tongue. We are 
told by Burnet, who wrote his life, that he had 
in his diocese a clergyman named Johnston, a man 
of ability, but, unfortunately, of "mercurial wit." 
In order to give him adequate employment, and to 
1 IVarks, pp. 292, 298. 



76 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

keep him, we suppose, out of mischief, Bedell 
planned OLLt ,% scheme for a universal character, 
which should be understood by all nations as 
readily as the Arabic numerals or the figures in 
geometry, and strted Johnston upon the task of 
completing it. He marie, we are told, considerable 
progress with the scheme, but his labom's were 
interrupted, and the resuls of them destroyed, by 
the frightful rebellion of 1641. 
The Logo2andccteision 1 is divided into six books, 
which bear names of the remarkable kind which 
seem to corne so readily to Urquhart's tongue, and 
are so hard to be compassed by the tongues of 
others. The "Epistle Dedicatorie" is an elaborate 
piece of writing, and is animated by considerable 
bitterness of spirit. If is addressed to Nobody 
the person who bas assisted him in his labours, 
pitied him in his sorrows, and relieved him in his 
penury. It is only the first bookentitled 
"Neaudethaumata, or Wonders of the New Speech" 
which makes a pretence of dealing with the pro- 
fessed subject of the volume, and of laying the 

 Logo2andcctcision , or an INTRODUCTION to the UVEISA 
LA«VtCE. Digested into these Six several Books, eaude- 
flmumata, Chrestasebeia, Cleronomaporia, Chryseomystes, eleo- 
dicastes, and Philoponauxesis. By Sir Thomas Urquhart of 
Cromartie, Knight. Tow lately contrived and lmblished, bofl 
for his own utilitie, and that of all pregnant and ingenious Sph'its. 
Credere quacrenti nonne hacc justissima res est? Qui non plura 
cupit, quam ratio iTsa jubct. Englishcd thts, To graut him his 
demands, were it not just? Who craves no more, then [than] 
reason sayes he must. Zondon. Printed, and are to be sold by 
Gilcs Calrert at the llack Spread Eagle at the West-end of .Pauls ; 
and by Richard l'omlbts at the Sun and Bible near Pye-corner. 
1653, 



PROQUI RI TATI ONS  77 

great scheme before the reader. Much fo the 
gratification of the judicious student of the work, 
Urquhart rambles off in the remaining books into 
autobiographical details, from which we have already 
gleaned heavily in the earlier chapters of this 
volume, and the only connexion between them and 
the Universal Language is that they show the 
difficulties which prevented the author from carry- 
ing out his plan. The sources from which these 
difficulties arose are vaguely indicated in the titles of 
the books: thus, the second is called "Chrestasebeia, 
or Impious Dealing of Creditors "; the third, "Clero- 
nomaporia, or the Intricacy of a Distressed Successor 
or Apparent tIeir "; the fourth, " Chryseonystes, or 
the Covetous Preacher"; and the fifth, "Neleodicastes, 
or the Pitiless Judge." While the sixth book is en- 
titled "Philoponauxesis, or Furtherance of Industry," 
and tells of the marvellous benefits which would accrue 
fo all branches of trade, manufacture, nd industry 
in Scotland, if the writer's demands were granted, 
and he were ai liberty to carry out the multitudin- 
ous schemes with which his mind was filled. The 
volume concludes with requests or" proquiritations" 
from thirty-two distinct petitioners, who modestly 
conceal themselves from public notice under the 
shelter of the initial letters of their names, that the 
State would, for the various weighty reasons which 
they allege, grant the desire of Sir Thomas to be 
set free, and fo be established in possession of the 
estates and honours which his family had enjoyed 
from time immemorial. This section of the work 
suggests failure in ingenuity on the part of the 
author, for few persons above the condition of 

12 



78 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

idiocy could surely be ïound capable of believing 
that the reasons and initials alike were anything 
else than the concoction of Sir Thomas himself. 
Very slight indeed can be the notice which we 
are able to give of the proposed Universal Language, 
the description of which, as set ïorth in the early 
part of the I, ogo_pandecteision, is more like an in- 
coherent dream than anything else. There is no 
evidence that Sir Thomas Urquhart ever really 
ruade a grammar or vocabulary oï the new lanmge. 
Indeed, he writes about it h such a manner as to 
lead oue to think that he had ruade no way in the 
real working out of the scheme, but merely dreamed 
of what he was going to do. In the new tongue 
which was to supersede al1 others there were tobe 
twelve parts of sl»eech, all words would have at 
least ten synonyms, nouns and pronouns vould 
have eleven cases and four numbers--singular, 
dual, plural, and redual---and verbs would have 
four voices, seven moods, and eleven tenses. "In 
this tongue," says the author, "there are eleven 
genders, 1 wherein," he truthfully adds, "it exceedeth 

 Eleven gendeïs seem nine more than are necessaïy, and the use 
of such a large number suggests to one that in Sir Thomas's 
Universal Language the distinctions in question were to receive 
an undue amount of attention. At the saine rime, fault has been 
found with out English language for being somewhat defective in 
accentuating these distinctions; and an attemlt to correct this 
shortcoming, to a certain extent, has been nmde by Southey in 
Thc Doctor. He Woposed to anglicise the orthography of the 
ïemale garment, " which is indeed the sister fo the shirt," and 
then to utilise the hint offered in its new form : thus Hcmisc and 
Shemise. In letter-writing every lerson knows that male and female 
letters bave a distinct character ; they should thcrefore, he thought, 
be general]y distinguished thus, tt2istlc and Shc2»istle. And as 



MERITS OF THIS LANGUAGE '79 

all other languages." " Every word in this language," 
we are told, "signifieth as vell backward as forward, 
ad however you invert the letters, still shall you 
fitll upon significant vords, whereby a wonderful 
facility is obtained in making of anagrams. 
Of all languages, this is the most compendious in 
complement, and consequently fittest for courtiers 
and ladies... As its interjections are more 
numerous, so are they more eml,hatical in their 
respective expression of passions, then [than] that 
part of speech is in any other language whatsoever." 1 
And finally Sir Thomas vouches for its conciseness 
in a hyperbole which if would be difiïcult to excel. 
" This language," he says, "aflbrdeth so concise 
vords for numbering, that the number for setting 
down, whereof would require in vulgar arithmetic 
more figures in a row then [than] there might be 
grains of sand containable from the center of the 
earth to the highest heavens, is in if expressed by 

there is the sanm marked difference in the writing of the 
two sexes, he proposed Pen,ansM_p and PenwomansMl». Erroneous 
opinions in religion being promulgated in this country by women 
as well as nmn, the teachers of such false doctrine may be divided 
into Iteresiarchs and Shcresiarchs, so that we should speak of the 
Heresy of the Quakers and thc Sheresy of Joanna Southcote's 
peol»le. The troublesome affection of the diaphragm, which every 
one has experienced, is, upon the saine principle, to be called, 
according to the sex of the patient, H«culs, or Shecu2s , vhich, 
upon the principle of making our language truly British, is better 
than the more classical form of Iticcu2s and Iteccculs. In its object- 
ive use the word becomes ttiscups or Hercups ; and in like manner 
Histerics should be altered into Herterics, the comlflaint never 
being masculine. It is perhaps a little surprising that this 
suggestion should bave lain before the British public for hall a 
century, and bave been left unutilised. 
:  ll'orks, pp. 316-318. 



180 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

two letters. ''1 A eonsiderable revenue might be 
seeured if the rule round at the end of some of 
Grimm's ITouschold g'ales were applied to this state- 
ment, and strictly enforced: "Whosoever does hOt 
believe this must p,y a thaler." In a very innocent 
mnner our author excuses himself for the extra- 
vagant praise he bas poured out upon his own 
iuvention. "Why it is," he exclims, "I should 
extoll the worth thereoï, vithout the jeopardy of 
vaine glory, the reasou is clea.r and trident, being 
necessitated ... to merchandise it for the redin- 
tegratiug of an aneient fa.mily, i needeth hOt be 
thought stra.nge, that in some mea.sure I descend 
go the fashion of the shop-keepers, who, to scrue 
up the buyer go the higher price, will tell them no 
better tan be had for mony, 'ris the ehoieest ware 
in England, and if any ca.n match it, he shall have 
it for nought.. [And soi I went on in my 
laudatives, to procure the greater longing, that an 
ardent desire might stir up an emaeity la pro- 
pensity fo buy], to the furtheranee of my proposed 
end." Ont is obliged sadly to assent to his further 
statement about sueh eonduet --" whereof . . 
there wanteth not store of presidents [preeedents]." " 
Hugh Miller, animated by the patriotie zeal 
whieh prompts ont North Briton to stand by 
another, and with the desire go make out the best 
case possible for ont who was hot only a fellow- 
eountryman, but also a fellow-townsman, speaks in 
high terres of Urquha.rt's inventive powers as dis- 
played in the Io9opandccteision. " The new chemical 
vocabulary," he says, "with all its philosophieal 
 IVo-rks» pp. 316-318. "" Ibid. p. 332. 



CHEMICAL NOMENCLATURE 8 

ingenuity, is constructed on principles exactly 
similar to those which he divulged more than a 
hundred years prior to its invention, in the preïace 
to his Universal Language." 1 This is a statement 
which it is rather diflicult to understand. The only 
indication of the nature of the new tongue which 
we can glean ïrom Sir Thomas's description of it, 
is that every letter of every word in it would have 
a meaning, so that when anyone who knew the 
principles of the language heard a word for the 
first rime, he would understand it.  :Now, of course, 
it is true that anyone who knows the principle of 
the nomenclature of salts, to which, we suppose, 
IIugh Millet refers, can tell a good deal about a 
 gccnes and Zegends, chap. vii. 
" A somewhat similar project was described in the lIarquis of 
Worcester's Ccntury of the xYames atd gca.ttling of . . . Inventions 
(1663), in which the stean»engine is anticipated. The passage 
is as follows :--" 32. How to compose an universal character, 
methodical, and easie to be written, yct intellible in any 
lauage : so that if an English«nan write it in English, a French- 
man, Italian, Spaniard, Irish, Welsh, being scholars, yea, Grecian 
or Hebritian, shall as lerfectly understand it lu their owne Tongue, 
as if they were perfect English, distinguishing the Verbs from the 
Nouns, the Numbers, Tcnses, Cases as prol,crly cxpressed in their 
own Language as it was written in English." 
A writer lu JBlackwood's 2llagazine lu 1820 afilrms that he bas 
good reasons for believing that the above volume was really 
by Sir Thonms Urquhart, and was dishonestly put forth as the 
work of the Marquis of Worccster. tIe does hot give us any 
of his reasons. The style of the little volume bears no resemblance 
to that of our author, and flfis faet is of itself almost conclusive 
proof that Sir Thomas Urquhart had nothing to do with it. The 
Scottish knight could scarcely open his lil,s without rcvealing his 
identity. It is rathcr ditticult to belicve, too, that a manuscript 
lost by Sir Thomas in the streets of Worcester should bave been 
picked up by the Marquis of Worcester. The coincidence would 
be a very extïaordinary one. 



82 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

sait from the name of if, say, nitrate of potassium, 
KNO, but it would be impossible to invent a 
systematic nomenclature of which this would hot 
be true. 
Thc saine author is also very much impressed by 
the fact that the new langucge was fo contain the 
dual, and reg«rds this, on Lord lXçonboddo's authority, 
as c proof of philosophical acumen on the part 
of the iuventor. He does hot take any notice of 
the "redual," which the lauguage was also fo con- 
tain, aud which might hure been taken as au 
indication of double-distilled wisdom. Lord Mon- 
boddo (1714-1799)says of the Greek language 
th:t if there " were nothing else fo convince him of 
ifs being a work of philosophers and grammgrians, 
ifs dual ntlmber would of itsel[ be sufiàcient ; for as 
certainly as the principles of body are the point, 
the line, and the surface, the principles of number 
are the monad and the duad, though philosophers 
only are gware of the fact." The idea that this 
venerated instrument for the expression or conceal- 
ment of thought was the concoction of a committee 
of primitive sages, and that they deliberately in- 
vented the dual, and added if as another spike to 
the chevat»-dc-fi'ise through which our young 
people, of both sexes, lmve fo struggle  on their 
way to the Temple of Learning, is truly revolting. 
One would hot like to think that the ancient 
 Heur Heine's angry allusions fo his ear]y scholastic experiences, 
in which he suggests another and less honourable origin of the 
Greek tongue : "Vom Griechischen will ich gar nicht sprechen-- 
ich itrgero mich sonst zu viel. Die MSnche ira Mittelalter hatten 
so ganz Unrecht nicht, wenn sie behaupteten, dass dus Griechischo 
eino Erfindung dos Teufels sel" (Dus tich Le Grad, viL). 



LOSS OF THE DUAL I8 3 

Greeks were quite so malicious as to do a thing 
like tha.t. If is more probably the case that, like 
other Aryans,' they received the dual as part of 
the inheritance of the past, handed down to them, 
and retained it; while in some of the cognate 
languages' it was gradually rubbed off, very much 
in the saine way as Lord Monboddo's men lost their 
tails, when they gave up their arboreal habits, 
and betook themselves to sedentary occupations. 

1 Sanskrit, Old Persian, Lithuanian, and old Slavonic bave the 
dual both in declension and conjugation, and in thc lirst of these 
it is used much more frequently thau i Greek. Faint traces of it in 
dcclension arc to be round in Teutonic speech, though in conjuga- 
tion it is only in the Gothic tlmt the dual is used. In old Gaelic 
the dual is a regular feature of declension, but hot of conjugation. 



CHAt'TER VII 

TRANSLATION OF ]:)ABELAIS 

HE foundation on which Sir Thomas 
Urquhart's literary faine securely 
rests is his translation into English 
of the first three books of the works 
of Iabelais. Of these the first and 
second appeared in two separate 
volumes in the year 1653--exactly a century after 
the death of the great French satirist--and the 
third was published by Pierre Antoine Motteux 
in 1693, long after Sir Thomas's own death. 1 
1 The title-1)age of the first book does hot contain Sir Thomas 
Ur«luhart's naine, but on if is his motto ("Mean, speak, and do 
well "). It runs as follows :--" The first Book of the Works of 
FIAICIS RABELAIS, Doctor in Physick : Containing Five Books of 
the Lives, Heroick Deeds, and Sayings of GArGAITçA and his 
Sonne I)ANTAGRUEL. Together with the Patagueline Prognosti- 
cation, the Oracle of the divine Bacbuc, and response of the bottle. 
Hereunto are annexed the :Navigations unto the sounding Isle and 
the Isle of the Apedefts : as likewise the Philosol)hical cream with 
a Linmsin Epistle. All done by !Xlr. Francis Rabelais, in the 
lh'ench Tongae, and now faithfully translated into English. eSvoe' 
eJ)o')/e gai eJrpavve. London, Printed for Richard Baddeley, 
within the Middle Teml)legate. 1653." On the title-1)age of the 
second book are the translator's initiais, S. T. V. C. (Sir Thomas 
Urquhart of Cromartie). While on that of the third book we bave 
his naine in full : "Now faithfully translated into English by the 
unimitable loen of Sir Thomas Urwhart, Kt. and Bar. The Trans- 



OBSCURITY OF RABELAIS 18 5 

The difiiculty, singularity, and obscurity of the 
writings of Rabelais had probably been hindrances 
in the way of their being presented to the English 
public in their own tongue ; for, though the register 
of the Stationers' Company preserves a record of 
two attempts at translation, these seem to have been 
but fragmentary, and to bave dropped still-born from 
the press. The vorks themselves are hot known to 
be extant, and nothing more than the bare naine of 
them survives. 
The difficulties which lie in the way of the 
ordinary reader who wishes to become acquainted 
with the" works of Pabelais are very considerable. 1 
The fantastical style of the satirist, his countless 
allusions to contemporary persons and events, his 
lator of the Two First Books. Never before Printed. London: 
Printed for Richard Baldwin, near the Oxford Arms in Warwick 
Lane, 1693." Copies of the first and second books of the abovo 
date are in the British Museum, but erroneously catMogued--not 
under Urquhart, but only under C., S. T.V. A second edition of 
them both seems from the Bodleian Catalogue to have bcen pub- 
lished in 1664. Both are very rare, it is said, owing to the 
destruction caused by the tire of London in 1666. 
 For those who are not speciM students, adcquate information 
concerning Rabelais and extracts from his works are to be got in 
Sir Walter Besant's luminous and charming volume in the series of 
Foreign Classics for English Readcrs (Blackwood), and in Morley's 
U,iversal Library (Routledge). In one of his poems Browning 
describes the steps taken by a reader to banish the memory of a 
dreary pcdant, wàose book he had been perusing. He says : 
"Then I went indoors, brought out a loaf, 
HMf a cheese, and a bottle of Chablis ; 
Lay on the grass, and forgot the oaf 
Over a jolly chapter of Rabelais." 
Some bave turned over Rabelais and searched for the jolly chaIter 
in vain, and have, perha]?s, attributed their failure to tlm want of 
a bottle of Chablis. 



SIR THOMAS URÇUHART 

out-of-the-way learning, the care with which he 
conceals at such lcngth the scriousness of his 
purpose, and the incrcdible grossncss of manners 
which so oftcn disfigures his pages, are obstacles 
which cau with ditïiculty be surmounted. The last- 
mentioncd characteristic is, indeed, a grave and in- 
grained fault, which must for ever be a slur upon 
the writer's faine. Yet we may say of him what 
Don I)edro says of Benedick, "The man doth fear 
God howsoever it seems not in him by some large 
jests he will make "; or what Mrs Blower in St 
Ronan's IF'cll says of her deceased husband, "tte 
was a merry man, buthe had the rootof the matter 
in him for a' his light way of speaking." Coleridge 
" the brother," according to Mr Birrell, "whose 
praise is throughout all the churches"--speaks of 
Rabelais in very high terres indeed; "Beyond a 
doubt," he says, "he was among the deepest, as 
well as boldest thiukers of his age. ttis buffoonery 
was hot merely Brutus' rough stick, which contained 
a rod of gold : it was necessary as an amulet against 
the monks and legates.  Never was there a more 
plausible, and seldom, I ara persuaded, a less appro- 
priate line than the thousand rimes quoted 
' Rabelais laughing in his easy chair' 
of Mr I)ope. The caricature of his filth and zany- 
 This is somewhat doubtful. The Sorbonne and the Parliaments 
might bave been moved by ultra-orthodox opponents to prosecute 
Rabelais on this accourir. The true explanation seems to be that 
the form of his book was poptflar, and the popular Frcnch litera- 
turc of the ]Iiddle Ages--fableaux, farces, and burlesque romances 
---can hardly be exceeded in the matter of coarseness (Etcy. Brit., 
"Rabelais "). 



LIFE OF RABELAIS 87 

ism show how fully he both knew and felt lhe 
danger in which he stood. I could write a treatise 
in praise of the moral elevation of Rabelais' work, 
which would make the church stare and the con- 
venticle groan, 1 and yet would be truth, and nothing 
but the truth. I class abelais with the great 
creative minds of the world, Shakespeare, Dante, 
Cervantes, etc." 
François Rabelais was born in Touraine, accord- 
ing to the date usually given, and which there is 
no reason to question, in the saine year as Luther 
and Raphael, A.D. 1483, and died in l»aris in 1553. 
His father had a small estate, and was an al?othe- 
cary (or, as some say, a tavern-keeper) in the town 
of Chinon, at the foot of the castle where, three 
centuries before, our Henry H. had died, and 
whither, a little more than fifty years before 
Franç.ois was born, Joan of Arc had corne with 
promises of supernatural aid to Charles vil. He 
was the youngest of rive sons, and, as was often the 
case in those days, was provided for by being ruade 
a monk, while the other members of the family 
divided amongst them the paternal estate. In one 
passage in his works he speaks of mothers who 
"cannot bear their children nor brook them in 
their bouses nine, nay often not seven years, but by 
l»utting a shirt over their robe, and by cutting a few 
lmirs on the top of their head . . they transform 

 This is surely au early allusion to the superior sensitiveness on 
some points of the "2Voucoformist Consciece." The faet alluded 
to should inspire joy rather than call forth sneers, for when a 
conscience becomes sensitive on some points there are reasonable 
hopes of its becoming sensitive on others. 



I88 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

them into birds," i.e., get rid of them as soon as 
possible, and thrust them into monasteries. This 
seems to have bcen his own sad ïate. 
In course of rime, after the schoolboy period of 
his life was past, he entered the order of Franciscan 
monks at the convent of Fontenay-le-Comte in 
l'oitou, and took holy orders; and it was here, dur- 
ing the next fifteen years (1509-1524), that he 
devoted himself to the acquisition of everything in 
the shape of literature or learning, and laid the 
foundation of the astonishing erudition which his 
works display. His long residence in the monas- 
tery had inspired F,belais with a deep hatred of 
monasticism and monks, and, after being allowed to 
exchange the Franciscan for the Benedictine order, 
he laid down the regular habit and took that of a 
secular priest, and leït the convent without the 
sanction of his superior--a breach of ecclesiastical 
discipline which exposed him to severe censure. 
After wandering hither and thither in the pursuit 
of medical knowledge, he entered the University of 
Montpellier, graduated as a physician, and practised 
there with credit and success. After being Hospital 
I»hysician at Lyons, he spent some time in lome, 
as a medical attendant upon Jean du ]3ellay, Bishop 
of l»aris. While here he succeeded in making his 
peace with the Church, and by a papal Bull (17th 
January 1536) vas allowed to return to the Bene- 
dictine order and to practise physic according to 
canonical rules, i.e., to charge no fees and to use 
neither tire nor knife. This release from ecclesiast- 
ical disabilities allowed him to be appointed to a 
place in the abbey of St Maur-des-Fosses, near 



THE ENEMY OF HUMBUG t8 9 

Paris. After another 1Jeriod of exile and wandering 
he was nominated curé of Meudon, an office which he 
resigned after two years. Three months afterwards 
he died in Paris (9th April, 1553), and was buried 
in the cemetery of the parish of St Paul's. 
The publication of the satirical writings of 
P.abelais was spread over a long series of years, 
ïrom 1532 or 1533, when the first instalment, 
in his Gargantua, was brought out, down to 
1564, eleven years after his death, when the 
fifth and concluding book of his Patagruel was 
issued in its entirety. The main object of his 
satire was what used to be called " the intolerance, 
superstition, and disgusting follies and vices of the 
Romish Church," but, incident«lly, pretenders to 
knowledge of every kind corne under his lash. For 
vhen imposture, folly, and humbug grow too rank 
and noisome, there arise, it can scarcely be by acei- 
dent, men like Lucian, abelais, and Voltaire, whose 
calling it is to eut them down. That theirs is an 
ill-reqtfited office is sufficiently plain from the odium 
which, in spire of their beneficent labours, is oïten 
associated with their names. « [Hast thou] only a 
torch for burning, no hammer for building ?" says 
the somewhat wearisome Herr Teufelsdr5ckh to 
the last named of these satirists, "take our thanks, 
then, andthyself away. '' Yet t-he torch for 
burning is as necessary as the hammer for buihling, 
if the site for the Temple of Truth is to be pre- 
pared. It may well be tha.t burning down and 
footing up are needed before building ca.n be begun, 
and some oï those who have endeavoured to benefit 

 Sartor ttesartus, chp. ix. 



9 o SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

mankind have felt themselves called to the one sort 
of work rather than to the other. 
The form which Rtbclais chooses for the frame- 
work of his satire is t.he burlesque adventures of 
the giant Gargantua, of whom many ]egends were 
current in Touraine, and of his son ]*antagruel, 
sometimes spoken of as also a giant, and at others 
as a wise and virtuous prince of ordinary propor- 
tions. Along with the strauge, tangled, and chaotic 
story of their exploits the writer fvm time to time 
emmciates admirable ideas, which must have seemed 
revoluti,mtry to his contemporarics, and some of 
which even we hve hot yet realised. 
The translation of abelais by Sir Thomas 
Urquhar is his great literary achievement. "It is 
impossible," says Tytler, " to look into it without 
admiring the air of ease, freshness, and originality 
which the translator bas so happily communicated 
to his performance. All those singular qualifica- 
tions which unfitted Urquhart to succeed in serious 
compositionhis extravagance, his drollery (?), his 
unbridled imgination, his burlesque and endless 
epithetsare in the task of transltting abelais 
transplanted into their tue field of action, and 
revel through his pages with a licence and buoyancy 
which is quite unbridled, yet quite allowable. In- 
deed, Urquhart and Ilabelais appear, in many points, 
to bave been congenial spirits, and the translator 
scems to bave been born for his author."  
As might bave been expected, the translation is 
hot marked by painful exactness of rendering. On 
the contrry, evidences of ctrelessness and in- 
1 .Lire of CricMo»., p. 182. 



AN UNBRIDLED TRANSLATOR IgI 

accuracy are by no means uncommon, but yet the 
work is, as some one calls it, "one of the nost 
perfect transfusions of an author from one language 
to another, t that ever man accomllished." The 
great merits of the translation consist in its 10re - 
serving the very air and style of the original, and 
in the astonishing richness of vocabulary which it 
manifests. Where abelais invents a word, Sir 
Thomas invents one, or two, or three; and if the 
former has a list of twenty or thirty epithets, thc 
lttter has no hesitation in SUlqlying his readers 
with forty or sixty, which seem quite as good as 
the original stock which he thus enlarges. Some- 
rimes, too, as Mr W. F. Snith, a very distinguished 
student of Rabelais, remarks, "in translating a 
single word of the French he often empties all the 
synonyms given by Cotgrave into his version." 
Mr Tytler, in the above-quoted criticism on 
Urquhart's translation, speaks of the peculiarities of 
his style as " revelling through his 1)ages with a 
licence and buoyancy which is quite unbridled, yet 
quite allowable." One is obliged to demur to the 
last adjective. A translator, like a compositor, 
should be under some obligation to adhere to the 
text before him; and, as a rnatter of fact, the 
success of Urquhart's version is occasionally inter- 
fered with by this saine "unbridled revelling." 
The style of tlabelais is graphic and vigorous, and 
1 In addition to any aid Urquhart may have received from friends 
who were intimately acquainted with the French language, he was 
deeply indebted to Cot'ave's Frcnch Dictionary, l,ublished in 
1611, and dedicated to "Sir William Cecil, Knight, Lord Burghley, 
and sonne and heir apparant unto the Earle of Exetcr,"i.r., thc 
grandson of Queen Elizabeth's Lord Burghley. 



192 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

at rimes exceedingly graceful, and oecupies a high 
place in French liLerature. Any tampering with it, 
therefore, in the way of alteration or addition, was 
hot likely to be an improvement. 
But, even after Ml deductions are lnade, the praise 
bestowed upon Urquhart's work has been fully 
deserved. "The buoyancy and unelnbarrassed sweep 
of its general character," says Sir Theodore Martin, 
"which gives his Rabelais more the look of an 
original than of a translation, its rich and well- 
compacted diction, the many happy turns of phrase 
that are quite his own, have fairly earned for it the 
high estimation iu which it has long been held. 
His task was one of extreme difiàculty, and there 
have perhaps been few men besides himself that 
could have brought to it the world of omnigenous 
knowledge which it required. If was apparently 
Urquhart's ambition to remise in his own person 
the ideal of hulnan accomplishment, to be ai once 

«Complete in feature and in mind, 
With all good grace to grace a gentleman.' 

He had left no source of information unexplored, 
few aspects of life unobserved, and, in the trans- 
lation of abelais, he round full exercise for his 
multiform attainments. Ably us the work has 
been completed by Motteux, one cannot but regret 
that the worthy Knight of Cromarty had hot 
spared hiln the task. ''1 
The merits of the translation can scarcely be 
exhibited in selections torn from their context, and 
perhaps only partly intelligible; but perhaps the 
 Rabelais, p. xxi. 



THE ABBEY" OF THELEMA t93 

following may be welcome to the reader. Let us 
take these extracts from the graceful and charming 
sketch of the Abbey of Thelema, which was to be 
different from all other monastic communities, 
and was to bc the home of a society of young 
people living together in all innocence and joy, free 
from sordid cares, and devoted to the studies, exer- 
cises, and accomplishments which are appropriate 
to refined and noble spirits. 
"' First, then,' said Gargantua, ' you must hot 
build a wall about your convent, for all othcr 
abbies are strongly walled and mured about .... 
lIoreover, seeiug there are certain convcnts in thc 
world, whereof the custome is, if any woman corne 
in, I mean chaste and honest women, they ilnmedi- 
ately sweep the ground which they have trod 
upon;  therefore was it ordained, that if any lnan 
or woman, entered into religions orders, should by 
chance cone within this new abbey, ail the roomes 
should be thoroughly washed and cleansed through 
which they had passed. And because in all other 
monasteries and nunneries all is compassed, limited, 
and regulated by houres, it was decreed that in this 
new structure there should be neither clock nor 
dial, but that, according to the opportunities and 
incident occasions, all their hours should be dis- 
posed of; for,' said Gargantua, 'the greatest losse 
of time, that I know, is to count the hours. What 
good cornes of it ? Nor can there be any greater 
dotage in the world then [than] for oue to guide 
and direct his courses by the sound of a bell, and 
not by his owne judgement and discretion.' 
 I.c. the Carthusians : like their impudence ! 



I94 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

"Item, ]3ecause at that rime they put no women 
into nunneries, but such as were either purblind, 
blinkards, lame, crooked, ill-favoured, misshapen, 
fooles, senselesse, spoyled, or corrupt; nor 
cloystered any men, but those that were either 
sickly, ill-bred lowts, simple sots, or peevish trouble- 
houses; . . therefore was it ordained, that into 
this religious order should be admitted no women 
that were not faire, well featur'd, and of a sweet 
disposition; nor men that were hot comely, per- 
sonable, and well conditioned. 
" Item, Iecause in the convents of women men 
corne hot but under-hand, privily, and by stealth, it 
was therefore enacted, that in this house there shall 
be no women in case there be hot men, nor men in 
case there be hot women. 
" Item, Because both men and women, that are 
received into religious orders after the expiring of 
their noviciat or probation-year, vere constrained 
and forced perpetually to stay there all the days of 
their life, it was therefore ordered, that all whatever, 
mea or women, admitted within this abbey, should 
have full le,ve to depart with peace and contentment, 
whensoever it should seem good to them so to do. 
"Item, for tlmt the religious men and women 
did ordinarily make three vows, to wit, those of 
ch,tity, poverty, and obedience, it was therefore 
constituted and appointed, that in this convent 
they might be honourably married, that they might 
be rich, and lire at liberty. 
"h regard of the legitim,t time of the persons 
to be initiated, and years under ad above which 
they were hot cat,able of reception, the women were 



MANNER OF LIVING x95 

to be admitted from ten till fi[teen, and the lnen 
from twelve till eighteen." 1 
After an elaborate description of the magnificence 
of the abbey and of its endowments, and of the 
apparel worn by the members of the new order, we 
are told of "holv the 'hclc»itcs wc'e govc'ncd, and of 
their mannc" of living." "All their lire," we read, 
"was spent not in lawes, statutes, or rules, but accord- 
ing to their own free will and l»leasure. They rose 
out of their beds, when they thonght good ; they did 
eat, drink, labour, sleep, when they had a minde toit, 
and were disposed for it. None did awake thcm, 
none did offer to constrain them to eat, drink, nor to 
do any other thing ; for so had Gargantua established 
it. In all their rule, and strictest tie of their order, 
there was but this one clause to be observed, 

DO WHAT THOU WILT; 
Because men that are free, well-borne, well-brcd, 
and conversant in honest companies, have naturally 
an instinct and spurre tlmt prompteth them unto 
vertuous actions, and withdraws them from vice, 
which is called honour. Those saine men when by 
base subjection anti constraint they are brought 
under and kept down, turn aside from that hoMe 
dispositiou, by which they fornlerly were inclined to 
vertue, to shake off aud break that bond of servi- 
tude, wherein they are so tyraunously inslaved ; for 
it is agreeable with the nature of man to long after 
things forbidden, and to desire what is denied us. e 
 Book i. chap. 52. 
 "Nitimtr ia vctitum, scmper cupimus ncgata" (Ovid, Amor. 
iii. 4, 17). 



I96 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

" By this liberty they entered into a very laud- 
able emulation, to do all of them what they saw 
did please one. If auy of the gallants or ladies 
should say, Let us drink, they would all drink. 
If any one of them said, Let us play, they all 
played. If one said, Let us go a-walking into the 
fields, they weat all. If it were to go a-hawking 
or a-huating, the ladies mounted upon dainty, well- 
p:med nags, seated in a stately palfrey saddle, 1 
carried oa their lovcly fists, miniardly begloved 
every oe of them, either a sparhawk, or a laneret, 
or a mrliu, aml the young gtllants carried the 
other kinds of hawkes. So nobly were they taught, 
that there wts neither he nor she amongst them 
but could read, writc, sing, play upon several 
musical instruments, speak rive or sixe severM 
lauguages, and compose in them all very quaintly, 
both in verse aud prose. Never were seen so 
valiant knights, so noble and worthy, so dextrous 
and skilful both on foot and a horseback, more 
brisk and lively, more nimble and quick, or better 
handling all manner of wepons then [than] were 
there. Never were seene ladies so proper - and 
handsome, so miniard and dainty, lesse froward, or 
more ready with their hand, and with their needle, 
in every honest and free action belonging to that 
sexe, then [than] were there. For this reason, 
when the rime came, that any man of the said 
abbey, either at the request of his parents, or for 
some other cause, had a minde to go out of it, he 
 .4vec leur palcfroy gwrrier--rather, "with their prancing 
palfrey." Guorrier from Gr. *mpo,--haughty. 
 Cf. Heb. xi. 23, "a propcr child." 



PANURGE x97 

carried along with him one of the ladies, namely, 
her whom he had before that chosen for his mis- 
tris, 1 and [they] were mal'ried together. Aud if 
they had formerly iu Thelelne lived in good devotion 
and amity, they did continue therein and increase 
it to a grcater height in their state of nmtrimony: 
and did entertaine that mutual love till the very 
last day of their life, in no lesse vigour and fervency, 
then [than] at the very day of their wedding." 2 
Such is the dream which floated before the lnind 
of Iabel,is, but, unhappily, itis still an airy fancy, 
and has never received , local habitation and a 
naine. Mrs Grundy, the vegetarians, the teetotallers, 
the anti-tobacco people, and the enemies of" ration,l 
costume" bave up to the present forbidden the 
erection of any such building. 
One of the most prominent figures in the story of 
Iantagruel is his favourite, :Panurge, who is a rogue, 
a drunkard, a coward, and a malicious scoundrel, but 
who yet, like Falstaff, in spite of all his moral defici- 
encies, manages to appear as an amusing personage. 
Into his lips is put, with a fine disregard of congruity, 
an eloquent speech, which begins in praise of debt, 
and ends by settiug forth the interdependence of all 
things in the universe, lanurge is representcd as 
having threescore and three ways of making money, 
and two hundred and fourteen of spending ig, so ghat 
he is always poor, and his sovereign Pantagruel re- 
monstmtes with him on account of his prodigal habits. 
He replies as follows : "]3e still indebted to sone- 
 Celle lculuelle l'auroit prins pour so d«rot--rather, "her, who 
had chosen him as her devoted servant." 
- Book i. chap. 5î. 



I98 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

body or other, that there may be somebody a.lways 
to pray for you; [to 1)ray] that the giver of all 
good things may grant unto you a blessed, long, 
and prosperous lire; fearing, if fortune should dea.1 
crossly with you, ttmt it might be his chance to 
corne short of being 1),id by you, he will always 
speak good of you in every company, ever and 
anon 1)urchase new creditors unto you; to the end, 
th,t through their means you may make a shift by 
borrowing from Peter to pay P,ul, 1 and with other 
folk's earfl fill up his ditch. When of old in the 
region of the Gauls, by the institution of the 
Druids,  the servants, slaves, and bondmen were 
burnt quick at the funerals and obsequies of their 
lords and masters, had hot they fear enough, think 
you, that their lords and masters should die ? For, 
per force, tbey were to die with them for comloany. 
Did not they uncessantly send up their supplica- 
tions to their great God Mercury,  as likewise unto 
Dis, the Father of Wealth,  to lengthen out their 
duys, and preserve them long iu health ? Were 
not they very careful to entertain them well, 
punctually to look unto them, and to attend them 
fMthfully and circumspectly ? For by those meaus 
were they to lire together at least until the hour 
of death. Believe me your creditors with a more 
fervent devotion will beseech [Providence] to pro- 
1 Fr.f(drc 'ersre=Lat.faccre vers-ran (Cie. Art. v. 1, § 2), to 
borrow money to pay another debt (F. W. S.). 
 Caes. B. G. ri. 19. 
a ,, Deun na.rime Mcrctriim colun" (B. G. vi. lî) (Ibid.). 
 " alli se om»es ab Dite patte 29»'og»zatos dicnt '" (B. G. ri. 18). 
Dis is called père des esc«=, as identical with Pluhs, the god of 
hidden wealth (Ibid.). 



THE PRAISE OF DEBT 99 

long your life, they being of nothing more afraid 
than that you should die .... I, in this only 
respect and consideration of being a debtor, esteem 
myself worshipful, reverend, and formidable. For, 
against thc opinion of most philosophers, that of 
nothing ariseth notbing, yet, without having 
bottomed on so much as that which is called the 
First Matter [Primary Marrer], did I out of nothing 
become such lai maker and creator, that I have 
created--what ?--a gay number of fair and jolly 
creditors. Nay, crcditors, I will maintain it, even 
to the very tire itself exclusivcly, 1 are fair and 
goodly creatures. Who lendeth nothing is an 
ugly and wicked creature. You can hardly 
imagine how glad I ara, when every morning I 
perceive myself environed and surrounded with 
brigades of creditors,--humble, fawning, and full of 
their reverences. And whilst I remark that, as I 
look more favourably upon, and give a chearfuller 
countenance to one than to the other, the fellow 
thereupon buildeth a conceit that he shall be the first 
dispatched, and the foremost in the date of pay- 
ment; and he valueth my smiles at the rate of 
ready money. I have all my life-time held 
debt to be as an union or conjunction of the 
heavens with the earth, and the whole cernent 
whereby the race of mankind is kept together ; -" yea, 
 Excl«sively, i.e., "I will affirm it, but not go to the stake for 
it" (F. W. S.). 
"- A fine passage in one of South's Scrmos was evidently sug- 
gested by thc above chapter in Rabelais. " The World is min- 
tined by Intercourse ; and the whole Course of Nature is a gret 
Exchange, in which one good Turn is nd ought to be the stated 
Price of another. If you consider the Universe as one Body, you 



200 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

of such vertue and efficacy, that, I say, the whole pro- 
geny of Adam would very suddenly l»erish without it." 
He then goes on to describe a world in which 
there are no debtors and no debts. There will be no 
regular course alnong the planets, but all will be in 
disorder. Jul,iter, reckoning himself to be nothing 
indebted to Saturn, will go near to thrust him out 
of his i»lace; Saturn and Mars will combine to 
promote the confusion; Mercury, being debtor to 
no one, will no longer serve any; Venus, because 
she shall have lent nothing, will no longer be 
venerated. "The moon," he says, "will remain 
shall find Society and Conversation to supply the Office of the 
Blood and Spirits ; and itis Gratitude that makes them circulate. 
Look over the whole Creation, and you shall see that the Band or 
Cernent that holds together ail the Parts of this great and glorious 
Fabric is Gratitude, or somcthing like it: you may observe it in 
all the Elemcnts, for does hot the Air feed the Flame ? and does hot 
the Flame af the saine time warm aud enlighten the Air ? Is hot 
the Sea always sending forth, as well as taking in ? And does hot 
the Earfl quit scores with ail the Elements, in the noble Fruits 
and l'roductio»s that issue from it ? And in all the Light and 
Influence that the Heavens bestow upon this lower World, though 
the lower World cannot equal their Benefaction, yet with a Kind 
of grateful Return, it reflects those Rays that it cannot recompense : 
so that there is some Return however, though there can be no 
Requital .... In short, Gratitude is the ga'eat Spring that sers all 
the Wheels of Nature agoing ; and the whole Universe is supported 
by giving and returning, by Commerce and Commutation. And 
now, thou ungrateful Brute, thou Blemish to Mankind, and 
l%proach fo thy Creation ; what shall we say of thee, or to what 
shall we compare thee ? For thou art an Exception from all the 
visible World ; neither the Heavens above nor the Earth beneath 
afford anyfliing like thee : and therefore, if thou wouldest tind thy 
Parallel, go to Hell, which is both the Region and the Emblem of 
Ingratitude ; for besides thyself, there is nothing but Hell that 
is always receiviug and never restoring" (I. SEP, M. xi. "Ofthc 
odio«s Si» of In.gra.titde "). 



A XVORLD WITHOUT LENDING 20I 

bloody and obscure. For to what end should the 
sun impart unto her auy of his light ? 1 I-Ie owed 
her nothiug. Nor yet will the sun shine upon the 
earth, nor the stars send down auy good influence,  
because the terrestrial globe hath desisted from 
sending up their wonted nourishment by vapours 
and exhalations, wherewith tIeraclitus said, the 
Stoicks proved, Cicero maintained, they were 
cherished and alimented. No rain will 
descend upon the earth, nor light shine thereon; 
no wind will blow there, nor will there be in it any 
summer or harvest. Such a world without 
lending will be no better than a dog-kennel, a place 
of contention and wrangling .... Bien will hot 
then salute one another; it will be but lost labour 
to expect aid or succour from any, or to cry tire, 
water, murther, for none will put to their helping 
hand. Why ? tic lent no money, there is nothing 
due to him. hrobody is concerned in his burning, 
in his shipwrack, in his ruine, or in his death ; and 
that because he hitherto hath lent nothing, and 
would never thereafter have lent anything. In 
short, Faith, Hope, and Charity would be quite 
banish'd from such a world--for meu are born to 
relieve and assist one another." 

x ,, Nec fratris radiis obnoxia surgere Luna" (Virg. Gcorg. i. 396) 
(L w. s.). 
" Infltcnce, much used as an astrological telan. Cf. ]lilton : 
"taught the fix'd 
Their ifluence malignant when to shower." 
Par. Zost, x. 662. 
" Bending one way thcir precious influeuce." 
llymn o lhe ,Vath.ily, 71. 
(Ibid.). 



202 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

" But, on the contrary," he went on to say, " be 
loleased to represent unto your fancy another world, 
whereiu every one lendeth, and every one oweth, all 
are debtors, and all creditors. 0 how great will 
that harmony be, which shall thereby result from 
the regular motions of the heavens! Methinks I 
hcarit every whit as well as ever l'lato did. 1 What 
sympathy will thcre be amongst the elcments! O 
how delectable then uuto nature will be out own 
works and productions! Whilst Ceres appeareth 
loaden with corn, Bacchus with wines, Flora with 
tlowers, l'omona with fruits, and Juno fait in a 
clcar air, wholsom and pleasaut. I lose myself in 
this high contemplation. Then will among the 
race of mankind, peace, love, benevolence, fidelity, 
tranquillity, rests, banquets, feastings, joy, gladness, 
gold, silver, single money [small change], chains, 
rings, with other ware, and chaffer of that nature, 
be round to trot from hand to hand. :No suits at 
law, no wars, no strife, debate, nor wrangling; none 
will be there au usurer, none will be there a pinch- 
penny, a scrape-good wretch, or churlish hard- 
hearted refuser. Will hot this be the golden age 
in the reign of Saturn?--the true idea of the 
Olympick regions, wherein all [other] vertues cease, 
 Plato never pretends tht the "music of the spheres" can be 
heard. Iffe adopts the theory to some extent from the Pytha- 
goreans. Aristotle (de C¢,elo, il. 9), that the noise caused by 
the movements of the heavenly bodies is so l)rodigious and 
continuous, that, being accustomed to it from our birth, we do hot 
notice it. The only notice in Plato that can be construed into a 
statement about audible music of the sl)heres is in c2. x., 
where he speaks of a siren stauding upon each of the circles of the 
planetary system uttering one note in ont tone ; and fi'om all the 
eight notes there results a single harmony (F. W. S.). 



AMPLIFICATION OF THE TEXT 203 

charity alone ruleth, governeth, domineereth, and 
triumpheth ? All will be ftir aud goodly people 
there, all just and vertuous. 0 happy world ! O 
people of that world most hat)py! Yea, thrice and 
four rimes blessed is that people! I tbink in very 
deed tlmt I am amongst them." 1 
In one curious passage Sir Thomas Urquhart 
amplifies the text of the author whom he trans- 
lates, and supplies his readers with an astonishing 
list of onomatopceic words, many of wbich will 
probably be new to those who have hot corne across 
this passage before. Rabelais bas nine of these 
words, but the translator e enlarges the list to 
seventy-one, lantagruel is arguing against fast- 
ing and solitude as aids to a contemplative 
life, and quotes the authority of his father 
Gargantua. 
"He [Gargantua] gave us also," he said, " thc 
example of the pbilosopber, who, when be thought 
most seriously to have withdrawn himself unto a 
solitary privacy, far from the rusling clutterments 
of the tumultuous and confused world, the better 
to improve his theory, to contrive, comlnent, and 
ratiocinate, was, notwithstanding his uttermost 
cndeavours to free himself from all untoward 
noises, surrounded and environ'd about so with the 
barking of currs [bawling of mastiffs, bleating of 
sheep, prating of parrets, tatling of jack-daws, 
grunting of swine, girning of boars, yelping of 

1 Book iii. chaps. 3, 4. 
" If is «luire possible that lIotteux, who published the third book 
of Rabelais after Ur(luhart's dctth, is responsible for some of the 
interpolations. 



204 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

foxes, mewing of cats, cheeping of mice, squeaking 
«)f weasils, croaking of frogs, crowing of cocks, 
kelding of hens, calling of partl'idges, chanting of 
swans, chattering of jays, peeping of chickens, 
singing of ltrks, creaking of geese, chirping of 
swalhws, cluckiu 0 of moorfowls, cucking of cuckos, 
bumling of bees, rammage of hawks, chirming of 
linots, croaking of ravens, screeching of owls, 
whicking of pi0s, gushing of hogs, curring of pigeons, 
grumbling of cushet-doves, howling of panthers, 
curlding of quails, chirping of sparrows, crackling 
of crows, nuzzing of camels, wheening of whelps, 
buzzing of dromedaries, numbling of rabets, cricking 
of ferrets, hummiug of wasps, mioling of tygers, 
bruzzing o bears, sussin 0 of kitnings, clamring of 
scarfes, whimpring of fullmarts, boing of bufihloes, 
warbling of nightingales, quavering of meavises, 
drintling of turkies, coniating of storks, frantling 
of peacocks, clattering of anag-pyes, murmuring of 
stock-doves, crouthg of cormorants, cigling of 
locusts, charming of beagles, guarring of puppies, 
snarling of messens, rantling of rats, guerieting of 
apes, snuttering of monkies, pioling of pelicanes, 
quecking of ducks], yelling of wolves, roaring of 
lions, neighing of horses, crying of elephants, 
hissing of serpents, and wailing of turtles, that he 
was much more troubled than if he had been in 
the middle of the crowd at the fair of Fontenay or 
Iqiort. ''1 In spire of the amplification of the 

a Book iii. chap. 13. Foitenay le Comte in Lower Poitou and 
1Viort wcre noted for their busy yearly fairs. There can be doubt 
that the above passage was suggested to Rabelais by what St Jerome 
records of the experience of St Hilarion in the dcsert. "Sic atten- 



EARLIEST EDITIONS 205 

original text of Rabelais, two of the sounds are 
omitted--"the braying of asses," and the noise 
ruade by grass-hoppers (soignent lcs ci(jalcs), which 
we might have called "chirping," if the swallows 
and sparrows had hOt taken possession of that term. 
As already stated, the first two books were all 
tlmt were published in the lifetime of Sir Thomas 
Urquhart. They al»peared as separate volumes in 
1653. The nnsold stock of each was reissued in 

tuatus," he says, "[.jqjunio et vigiliis], et in tautum exeto corpore, ut 
ossibus vix hacreret, quadam noete eTit infantmn audire vagitus, 
ba]atus lecorum, mugitus boum, 1,1anctum quasi ]ntllJerum, leonum 
rugitus, llllll'nnil, exercitus, et prorsus variartlm portcuta vocum," 
etc. (rita Saacti I[ilarbmis). In Burtou's Mtatomy of Mclat- 
choly (iii. 4. 1. 2) there is the tbllowing reference to the saine 
pasge: "Monks, Anachorites, and the like, after nmch empti- 
ncss become melancholy, vertiginous, they think they hear 
strange noises, confer with Hob-goblins, Dcvils.. Hilario», 
as Hietvmc rcports in his life, and A/hauasitts OEAutmti, was so 
bare with fasting, that the skier did scarce stict" to the boncs ; for 
want of vapours (sic) he could hot sleep, and tbr want of sloep 
became idle-headed, hcard et,ery nOM i»oEants cry, O.rct fou', 
lllt'cs h«l, Lions var (as he thovght), clalteriag " chain5 
strangc voicce, aM the likc ilhtsiots of Devils." It is probable 
also that Rabelais had read the followiug passage in the Lc of 
Gcla, by lius Spartianus (c. A.». 317): "Familiare illi fuit 
bas quoestionesgrammaticis proponere, ut dicerent, singula 
animalia quomodo vocem emitterent, velut, Agni halant, porcelli 
grmmiunt, palumbes n}inurl4unt, ursi saeviunt, leones rugiunt, 
leopardi rictant, elephanti barriunt, ranoe coaxant, equi hinniunt, 
asilfi rudunt, tauri mugiunt, easquc de veteribus al,probare." 
is it likely that Rabelais was unacquainted with the verses in Teofilo 
Folengo's (1491-1544) Mcrlini CoEaii Macavnicmt, which run thus : 
" Nain Leo rugitum mittit, Lupus ac ululatum, 
Bos boat, et nitrescit equus, Gallusque cucullat, 
Sgnavolat et Gattus, baiat Canis, Ursus adirat, 
Raucagat Oca, rudit Mullus, sed raggiat Asellus; 
Denique quodque animal propria cure vote idabat." 



206 SIR THOMAS URQUHART 

1664, in one volume, an additional title-page, an 
extra prefaee, and a lire of Pabelais being prefixed 
to them. The volume beeame very searee, and in 
1693-94 Pierre Antoine Motteux, a Frenehman, 
who was toaster of exeeedingly raey and idiomatie 
English, published an edition eontaining the third 
book. This was extremely inaeeurate, so far as 
typography was eoneerned, and gave the publie the 
version of Sir Thomas Urquhart with certain 
uuspceified changes ruade by the editor in order to 
impart to if additional "smartness." In 1708 
Motteux publisbed a eomplete translation of 
llabelais, thc version of the fourLh and fifLlx books 
bcing supplied by himself,  as supplementary to 
Urquhart's work. After the deaLh of Motteux, a 
somewhat pretentious editor named Ozell " brought 
out the eombined versions, with notes prineipally 
taken from the Freneh of Duehat, and this has 

 In the introduction to this volume Motteux says that Sir 
Thomas Urquhart was "a h.arncd l,hysician." It is difficult to 
understand what could have given fise to such a statement. Sir 
Thomas had many proects for thc bcnefit of the human race, but 
therc îs no evidence of his ever having cherished that of combating 
disease. One calmot help thinking of the magniloquent terlns in 
which he would have extolled his remedies, if the fates had led 
him to the concoction of patent medicines. It is doubtful, how- 
over, whether he would have llad what is technically known as "a 
good bed-side mammr." It is quite possible that Motteux siml,ly 
meant that Sir Thomas was well acquaintcd with raedical science, 
and hot that he was a physicien by profession. Yet his words 
have often been undemtood as asserting the latter. Thus we find 
the erroneous statement in Granger's 7Biographical l?icioavy, 
the Amsterdam (1741) edition of Rabelais, and Sir John Hawkins' 
ZoEe of Johnso., p. 294. 
" Both Ozell and Motteux figure in Pope's 1),mciad, in i. 96, 
and ii. 412, re.pcctivcly. 



A LAST GLIMPSE eo 7 

been reprintcd time after timc sincc its first 
appearance in 1737. 
At least seventeen editions of Urquhart's work, 
either by itself or with Motteux's supplcmentary 
matter, bave been issued since his day, and there is 
no sign of its faine waxing dira through the lapse of 
time; and therefore the immortality after which he 
longed bas in a measure been won by him. And 
so, once more before we take out leave of hini, we 
look again into the twilight of thc past, and scc 
his striking figure--the soldier, the sch(,lar, aud 
the author--crowned with the wrcath which his 
own hands have placed upon his brows, but which 
succeedilg generations declare him worthy to bear. 



APPENDICES 

I. PIIIIITIVE FATHEIIS AND IIOTIIEIIS OF THE 
NAIIE OF URQUHART. 
II. THE ADMItlABLE CIICHTON. 

14 



APPENDIX I 

OEIIE AMES OF TtIE C]I]EFS OF THE AME OF 
URQUHART, AND OF TtIEIR 1-)IIMITIYE 'ATIIEIS; 
as by Authentick Ilecords and Tradition they 
were ïrom rime to time through the various 
Generations of that Family sueeessively eon- 
veyed, till the 1)resent yeer 1652 (p. 143). 
The ancestors of Sir Thomas, for whose existence there is eidence apart 
from his assertions, are indicated by their names being printed in it«lic. If 
the editor of the T'acts (1774) were to be believed, the italics would have to 
begin with George, 1o. 138 in the list. The fact that the names in this list are 
more numerous than those in the list which follows, is to be exldained by 
brothers succeeding each other occasionally, when there was no son fo inherit 

the dignity of chieftainship. 

1. Adam. 
9,. Seth. 
3. 
4. Cale,an. 
5. Mahalaleel. 
6. Jared. 
7. Enoch. 
8. ]Iethusalah. 
9. Lanech. 
10. Noah. 
11. Japhet. 
1°. Javan. 
13. PenueI. 
14. Tycheros. 
15. Pasiteles. 
16. Esormon. 
17. Cratynter. 
18. Thrasymedes. 
19. Evippos. 
0. Cleotinus. 
,1. Litoboros. 
,. Apodemos. 
23. Bathybulos. 

,4. Phrenedon. 
9,5. Zamcles. 
6. Choronomos. 
27. Lel»tologon. 
8. Agloetos. 
9,9. Megalonus. 
30. Evemeros. 
31. Callophron. 
3. Arthmios. 
33. Hypsegoras. 
34. Autarces. 
35. Evages. 
36. Atarbes. 
3. Pamprosodos. 
38. Gethon. 
39. Holocleros. 
40. Molin. 
41. Epitomon. 
42. tt)Totyphos. 
43. Melobolon. 
44. Propetes. 
45. Euplocamos. 
46. Philophon. 



2x2 APPENDIX I 

47. Syngenes. 
48. Polyphrades. 
49. Cainotomos. 
50. Rodrigo. 
51. Dicarches. 
52. Exagastos. 
53. Denapon. 
54. _Artistes. 
55. Thymoleon. 
56. Eustochos. 
57. Eianor. 
58. Thrvllumcnos. 
59. lIcl]essen. 
60. Alypos. 
61. Anodflos. 
62. IIomognios. 
63. Epscl)hicos. 
64. Eutropos. 
65. Coryphoeus. 
66. Etoimos. 
67. Spu&cos. 
68. Eumestor. 
69. Griphon. 
70. Enlmenes. 
71. Pathomachon. 
72. Ancpsios. 
73. Auloprepes. 
74. Corosylos. 
75. ])etalon. 
76. Beltistos. 
77. tIor«cos. 
78. Orthophron. 
79. Apsicoros. 
80. Philaplus. 
81. Megaletor. 
8. Nomostor. 
83. Astioremon. 
84. Phronematias. 
85. Lutork. 
86. lIaehemos. 
87. tiehopoeo. 
88. Epalomenos. 
89. Tyeheros (2). 
90, Apechon. 
91. Enacmes. 
9:L Javan (2). 
(03. Lematias. 

94. 1)rosenes. 
95. Sosomenos. 
96. Philalcthes. 
97. Thaleros. 
98. Polyoenos. 
99. Cratesimachos. 
100. Eunoemon. 
]01. Diasemos. 
102. Saphenus. 
103. Bramoso. 
104. Celanas. 
105. Vistoso. 
106. Polido. 
107. Lustroso. 
108. Chrestander. 
109. Spcctabundo. 
110. Philodulos. 
III. Paladino. 
112. Comicello. 
113. Regisato. 
114. Arguto. 
115. Nicarchos. 
116. Narsidalio. 
117. t-Iedulnenos, 
118. Agenor. 
119. Diaprepon. 
120. Stragayo. 
121. Zeron. 
122. Polyteles, 
123. Vocompos. 
124. Carolo. 
1?,5. Endvmion. 
126. Sebdstian. 
1:27. Lawrence. 
128. Olipher. 
1"9. Quintin. 
13o. Goodwin. 
131. Frederick. 
132. Sir Jaspar. 
133, Sir Adam, 
134. Edward. 
135. Richard. 
136. Sir Philip. 
137. Robert. 
138. Gcorge. 
139. James. 
140. ])avid, 



APPENDIX I 23 

141. 
142. 
143. 
144. 
145. 
146. 
147. 

Francis. 
William. 
Adam. 
John. 
Sir lVilliam. 
IVilliam. 
Alexander. 

148. Thomas. 
149. Alexander. 
150. lI'alter. 
151. Heavy. 
152. Sir Thomas. 
153. Sir Thomas. 

THE 

:N-AMES OF TIIE ]]OTItERS OF TtIE CHIEFS OF THE 
NAME OF URQUIIART, AS ALSO OF THE [OTHERS 
OF THEIR 1)RIMITIVE FATIIERS. The authority 
for the truth thereof being derived from the 
saine Authentick Records and Tradition on 
which is gr,mnded the above-written Genealogie 
of their male collaterals. 

1. Eva. 
2. Shifka. 
3. Mahla. 
4. ]ilha. 
5. Timnah. 
6. Aholima. 
7. Zilpa. 
8. :Noema. 
9. Ada. 
10. Titea. 
11. Debora. 
12. leginothi. 
13. Hottir. 
14. Orpah. 
15. Axa. 
16. /qarfesia. 
17. Goshenni. 
18. Briageta. 
19. Andronia. 
20. Pusena. 
1. Emphaneola. 
22. Bonaria. 
23. Peninah. 
24. Asymbleta. 
25. Carissa. 
26. Calaglais. 
'2.7. Theoglena. 
:28. Pammerisla. 

29. Floridula. 
30. Chrysocomis. 
31. A rrenopas. 
3:2. Tharsalia. 
33. Maia. 
34. loma. 
35. Termuth. 
36. Vegeta. 
37. Callimeris. 
38. Panthea. 
39. Gonima. 
40. Ganvmena. 
41. The'spesia. 
42. Hypermnestra. 
43. Horatia. 
44. Philumena. 
45. Neopis. 
46. Thymelica. 
47. Ephamilla. 
48. Porrima. 
49. Lampedo. 
50. Telcclvta. 
51. Claralcl]a. 
52. Eromena. 
53. Zoca]lis. 
54. Lepida. 
55. Nicolia. 
56. Proteusa. 



2x 4 APPENDIX I 

57. 
58. 
59. 
60. 
61. 
62. 
63. 
64. 
65. 
66. 
67. 
68. 
69. 
 0. 
ïl. 
7:2. 
73. 
74. 
7. 
76. 
77. 
78. 
79. 
80. 
81. 
82. 
83. 
84. 
85. 
86. 
87. 
88. 
89. 
90. 
91. 
92. 
93. 
04. 
O5. 
96. 
97. 
98. 
99. 
100. 
101. 

Gozosa. 
Venusta. 
Prosectica. 
Delotera. 
Tracara. 
Pothina. 
Cordata. 
Aretias. 
Musurga. 
Romalia. 
Orthoiusa. 
Recatada. 
Chariestcra. 
Rexenora. 
Philerga. 
Thomyris. 
Varonilla. 
Stranclla. 
zEquanima. 
Lai'osa. 
Elfimona. 
I)iosa. 
Bonita. 
Aretusa. 
Bendita. 
Regalletta. 
Isumena. 
Antaxia. 
Bergola. 
Viracia. 
Dvnastis. 
Dàlga. 
Eutocusa. 
Corriba. 
Proecelsa. 
Plausidica. 
Donosa. 
Solicœelia. 
Bontadosa. 
Calliparia. 
Creleuca. 
Pancala. 
Dominella. 
Mundala. 
Paraphais. 

102. 
103. 
104. 
105. 
106. 
107. 
108. 
109. 
110. 
111. 
112. 
113. 
114. 
115. 
116. 
117. 
118. 
119. 
120. 
121. 
122. 
19,3. 
1"24. 
125. 
126. 
127. 
128. 
129. 
130. 
131. 
13-).. 
133. 
134. 
135. 
136. 
137. 
138. 
139. 
140. 
141. 
142. 
143. 
144. 
145. 
146. 

Philtrusa. 
Meliglena. 
Philetium. 
Tersa. 
Dulcicora. 
Gethosyna. 
Collabella. 
Eucnema. 
Tortolina. 
I/ipulita. 
Urbana. 
Lalnpusa. 
Vistosa. 
Hermosina. 
Bramata. 
Zaglopis. 
Androlema. 
Trastevole. 
Suaviloqua. 
Fraucoline. 
3Ltilda. 
Allegra. 
Winniïred. 
Dorothy. 
Lawretta. 
Genivieve. 
Marjory. 
Jane. 
Aune. 
Magdalem 
Girsel. 
Mary. 
Sophia. 
Eleonore. 
Rolind. 
Lillias. 
Brigid. 
Agnes. 
Cathcrinc. 
Hcle». 
Beatrice. 
Elizabeth. 
Elizabeth. 
Christian. 



APPENDIX II 

TIIE ADMIRABLE CRICHTON (p. 157). 

"To speak a little now of his compatriot Crichtoun, 
I hope will hOt offend thc ingenuous reader; who 
may know, by what is already displayed, that it 
canuot be heterogeneal from the proposed purpose, 
to make report of that magnanimous act atchieved 
by him at the Duke of Mantua's court, to the honour 
not only of his own, but to the eternal renown also 
of the whole Isle of Britain; the manner whereof 
was thus : 
"A certain Italian gentleman, of a mighty, able, 
strong, nimble, and vigorous body, by torture tierce, 
cruell, warlike, and audacious, and in the gladiatory 
art so superlatively expert and dextrous, that all the 
most skilful teachers of Escrime, and fencing-masters 
of Italy, (which in marrer of choice professors in that 
.faculty, needed never as yct to yeild to any nation 
m the world), were by hiln beaten to their good 
behaviour, and by blows given in, which they could 
hot avoid, enforced to acknowledge him their over 
corner; bethinking himself, how, after so great a 
conquest of reputation, he might by such means be 
very suddenly enriched, he projected a course of ex- 
changing the bhmt to sharp, and the folles into 
tucks. Aud in this resolution providing a purse 
full of gold, worth neer upon four hundred pounds 
English money, traveled alongst the most especial 
and considerable p.rts of Spaine, France, he Low- 



216 APPENDIX Il 

Couutryes, Germany, l'oie, Hungary, Greece, Italy, 
and other places, where ever there was greatest 
probability of encouutring with the eagerest and 
most atrocious d uellists. And immediately af ter his 
arrival fo any city or town that gave apparent likeli- 
hood of some one or other champion that would enter 
the lists and cope with him, he boldly challcnged them 
with sound of trumpet, in the chier narket-place, fo 
adventure au equal sure of money against that of 
his, fo be disputed ai the sword's point who should 
bave both. There failed not several brave men, 
almost of ail nations, who, accepting of his cartels,were 
hOt afraid fo hazard both their person and coine 
against him ; but, (till he midled with this Crichtoun), 
so maiue was the ascendant he had above all his 
antagonists, and so unlucky the fate of such as 
offered fo scufite with him, that all his opposing 
combatants, (of what st,te or dominion soever they 
were), who had hot lost both their life and gold, werc 
glad, for the preservation of their person, (though 
sometimes with a great expence of blood), to leave both 
their reputation and mony behind them. Ai last, 
returning homewards fo his own country, loaded with 
honor and wealth, or rather the spoile of the reputa- 
tion of those forraginers, whom the Italians call Tra- 
montani, he, by the way, af ter his accustomed manner 
of abording other places, repaired fo the city of 
Mantua, where the Duke, (according fo the courtesie 
usually bestowed on him by other princes), vouch- 
safed him a protection and savegard for his person; 
he (as formerly he was wont fo do, by beat of drum, 
sound of trmnpet, and several printed papers, disclos- 
ing his designc, battcred on all the chier gares, posts, 
and pillars of the town), gave all men to understand, 
that his purpose was to challenge, at the single 
rapier, any whosoever of that city or country, that 
durst be so bold as fo fight with him, provided he 
would deposite a bag of rive hundred Spanish pistols 



APPENDIX II 2I 7 

over against another of the saine value, which he 
himself should lty down, upon this condition, that 
the enjoyment of both should be the conqueror's 
due. His challenge was not long unanswered, for 
it h,ppened, at the same time, that three of the most 
notable cutters in the world, (and so highly cryed up 
for valour, that ail the bravos of the lmd were 
content to give way to their domineering, how 
insolent soever they should prove, because of their 
former constantly obtained victories in the field), 
were all three together ai the court of M,ntua, who, 
hearing of such a h,rvest of rive hundred pistols to 
be reaped, (as they expected), very soon, and with 
ease, had ahnost contested amongst themselves for 
the priority of the first encounterer, 1,ut that one of 
my Lord Duke's courtiers moved them to cast lots 
for who should be first, second, and third, in case 
none of the former two should prove victorious. 
Without more adoe, be whose chance it was to 
answer the cartel with the first defiance, presented 
himself within the barriers, or place appointed for 
the fight, where, his adversary attending him, as soon 
a.s the trumpet sounded a charge, they jointly fel to 
work; and, (because I ara hot now to amplifie the 
particulars of a combat), although the dispute was 
very hot. for a while, yet, whose fortune it was to be 
first of the three in the field, had the disaster to be 
first of the three tlmt was foylcd; for, at last, with 
a thrust in the throat, he was killed dead upon the 
ground. Thi, nevertheless, hot a whit dismayed the 
other two, for, the nixt day, he that was second in 
the roll gave his appearance after the saine manner 
as the first had done, but with no better success ; for 
he likewise was laid fiat dead upon the place, by 
means of a thrust he received in t!'.c heart. The last 
of the three, finding that he was as sure of being 
engaged in the fight as if he had been the first in 
order, pluckt up his heart, knit his spirits together, 



218 APPENDIX II 

and, on the day after the death of the second, most 
couragiously entering the lists, demeaned himself for 
a while with great activity and skill; but at last, his 
luck being the saine with those that preceded him, 
by a thrust in the belly, he within four and twenty 
hours after gave u 1) the ghost. These (you may 
imagine), were lamentable spectacles to the Duke and 
citie of Mantua, who, casting down their faces for 
shame, knew not what course to take for reparation 
of their ht)nour. The couquering duellist, proud of 
a victory so higlfly tending to both his honour and 
profit, for the space of a whole fortnight, or two 
weeks togetlmr, marched daily along the streets of 
Mantua, (without any opposition or controulment), 
like auother Ronmlus or Marcellus in triumph; 
which, the never too much to be admired Crichtoun 
perceiving, to wipe off the ilnpUtttion of cowardise 
lyiug upon the court of Mantua, to which he had 
but even then arrived, (although formerly he had 
been a domestick thereof), he could neither eat nor 
drink till he had first sent a challenge to the con- 
queror, appelling him to repair with his best sword 
in lais hand, by nine of the clock in the morning of 
the next day, in presence of the whole court, and in 
the saine place where he had killed the other three, 
to fight with him upon this quarrel, that in the cour 
of Mantua there were as valiaut men as he ; and, for 
lais better encouragement to the dcsired undertaking, 
he assured him that, to the aforcsaid rive hundred 
pistols, he would adjoyn a thousand more, wishing 
him to do the like, that the victor, upon the point of 
his sword, might carry away the ficher bootay. The 
challenge, with all its conditions, is no sooner accepted 
of, the rime and place mutually condescended upon, 
kept accordingly, and the fifteen lmndred pistols 
hinc ide deposited, but of the two rpiers of equal 
weight, length, and goodness, each takiug one, in 
prescnce of the Duke, Dutchess, with ail the noble- 



APPENDIX II 219 

men, ladies, magnificos, and all the choicest of men, 
women, and maids of that citie, as soon as the signal 
for the duel was given, by the shot of a great piece 
of ordnance of threescore and four pound ball, the 
combatants, with a lion-like animosity, ruade their 
approach to one another, and, being within distance, 
the valiant Crichtoun, to make his adversary spend his 
fury the sooner, betook himself to the defensive part ; 
wherein, for a h)ng rime, he shewed such excellent 
dexterity in warding the other's blows, slighting his 
falsifyings, in breaking measure, and offert, by the 
agility of his body, avoiding his thrust, that he 
seemed but to play, while the other was in earnest. 
The sweetness of Criehtoun's eountenanee, in the 
hotest of the assault, like a glanee of lightning on 
the hearts of the speetttors, brought all the Italian 
ladies on a sudden to be enamoured of him; whilst 
the sternness of the other's aspect, he looking like an 
em'aged bear, would bave struck terrour into wolves, 
and affrighted an English lnastiff. Though they 
were both in their linens, (to wit, shirts and drawers, 
without any other apparel), and in all outward eon- 
venienees equally adjusted, the Italian, with re- 
doubling his stroaks, foamed ai the mouth with a 
eholeriek heart, and fetehed a pantling breath ; the 
Seot, in sustaining his charge, kept himself in a 
pleasant retaper, without passion, and ruade void his 
designes; he alters his wards from tierce to quart; 
he primes and seeonds it, now high, now lowe, and 
casts his body, (like another Prothee), into all the 
shapes he ean, to spie an open on his adversary, and 
lay hold of an advantage, but all in vain; for the 
invincible Criehtoun, whom no eunning was able to 
surprise, eontrepostures his respective wards, and, 
with an inoredible nimbleness of both hand and foot,. 
evades the intent and frustrates the invasion. Now 
is it, that the never before eonquered Italian, finding 
himself a little faint, enters into a eonsideration that 



220 APPENDIX II 

he may be over-matched; whereupon a sad appre- 
hension of danger seizing upon all his spirits, he 
would gladly hoEve his lire bestowed on him as a gift, 
but thoEt, having never been accustomed to yield, 
he knows hOt how to beg it. Matchless Crichtoun, 
seeing it now high rime to put a gallant catastrophe 
to that so long dubious combat, animated with a 
divinely inspired servencie to fulfil the expectation 
of the ladies, and crown the Duke's illustrious hopes, 
changeth lais garb, falls to act another part, and, 
ft'om defender, turn assailnt ; never did art so grace 
nattre, nor nature second the precepts of art with so 
much liveliness, and such observancie of rime, as 
when, after he had struck tire out of the steel of lais 
enemie's sword, and gained the feeble thereof with 
the fort of lais own, by angles of the strongest position, 
he did, by geometrical flourishes of straight and 
oblique lines, so practically execute the speculative 
part, tht, as if there had been 12emoras and secret 
charms in the variety of his motion, the fierceness of 
lais foc was in a trice transqualified into the numbness 
of a pageant. Then was it that, to vindicate the re- 
putation of the Duke's family, and expiate the blood 
of the three vanquished gentlemen, he alonged a 
stoccade tic picdf«rme ; then recoyling, he advanced 
another thrust, and lodged if home; after which, 
retiring agin, his right foot did beat the cadence of 
the blow tht pierced the belly of this Italien, whose 
heart and throat being hit with the two former 
stroaks, these three frnch bouts given in upon the 
back of the other ; besides that, if lines were imagined 
drawn from the hand that livered them, to the places 
which were marked by them, they would represent a 
perfect isosceles triangle, with a perpendicular from 
the top angle cutting the basis in the middle; they 
likewise give us to understand, that by them he was 
to be ruade a sacrifice of atonement for the slaughter 
of the three aforesaid gentlemen, who were wounded 



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in the very same parts of their bodies by other such 
three venees as these, each whercof being mortal; 
and his vital spirits exhalïng as his blood gushed out, 
all he spoke was this, That seeing he could hot Iive, 
his comfort in dying was, that he could hot dye by 
the hand of a braver man; after the uttering of 
which words, he expiring, with the shril clareens of 
trumpets, bouncing thunder of artillery, bcthwacked 
beating of drums, universal clapping of hands, and 
Ioud acclamations of joy fi»r so glorious a victory, the 
aire above them was so rarified by the extremity of 
the noise and vehement sound, dispclIing the thickest 
and most condensed parts thereof, that (as l'lutarch 
speakes of the Grecians, when they raised their shouts 
of allegre.ss up to the very heavens at the hearing of 
the gracmus proclamations of :Pmlus 2EmiIius in 
favour of their liberty), the very sparrows and other 
flying fowIs were said to fall to the ground foi" want 
of aire enough to uphold them in their flight. 
"When this sudden rapture wts over, and ail husht 
into its former tranquility, .the noble gallantry and 
generosity, beyond expressmn, of the inimitable 
Crichtoun, did transport thcm all againe into a new 
exstasie of ravishment, whcn they saw him like an 
angel in the shape of a man, or as another Mars, 
with the conquered enemie's sword in one hand, and 
the fifteen hundred pistols he had gained in the 
other, present the sword to the I)uke as his due, 
and the gold to his high treasurer, to be disponed 
equally to the three widows of the three unfortunate 
gentlemen lately slaine, reserving only to himself 
the inward satisfaction he conceived, for having so 
opportunely discharged his duty to the House of 
lXantua. 
"The reader perhaps will think this wonderful ; and 
so would I too, were it hot that I know, (as Sir l'hilip 
Sydney sayes), that a wonder is no wonder in a won- 
derful subject, and consequently hot in him, who for 



222 APPENDIX I1 

his learning, judgelnent, valour, eloquence, beauty, 
.nnd good-fellowship was the perfectesi resuli of the 
joynt labour of the perfect nulnber of those six 
deities, l'allas, Apollo, Mars, Mercury, Venus, and 
13acchus, that hath been seen since the dayes of 
Alcibiades; for he was lported to have been in- 
riched with a Inemory so prodigk.us, that any serlnon, 
speech, harangue, or other Inanner of discourse of an 
hour's eontinuance, he was able to recite withoug 
hesitation, after the 8alne nmnner of gesture and 
pronunt.iatiou, in all points, wherewith it was de- 
livered ai first; and of so stupendious a judgment 
and conception, thai almost naturally he understood 
quiddities of pl,ik.sol.hy; and as for the abstrusest 
and Inost researched Inysteries of other disciplines, 
arls, and fculties, the intentional species of theln 
were as readily obvious to the interiour view and per- 
spicacity of his mind, as those of the COmlnon visible 
c.lours to the external sight of hiln that will open 
his eyes to look upon them; of which accolnplish- 
ment and Encyelopedia of knowledge, he gave on  
rime so Inarvelous a testilnony ai laris, thai the 
words of Admirabilis ,%ot,s, ihe Wonderful Scot, in 
all the several tongues and idiolnes of Europ, were, 
(for  great while together), ly the Inost of the echos 
resounded to the peircing of the very clouds. To so 
great  hight and vast extent of praise did gle never 
too much to be exgolled reputation of the seraphick 
wit of thag exilnious Inan attMne, for his colnlnand- 
ing to be aftixed progralns on all the gares of the 
schooles, halls, and colledges of that famous univer- 
sity, as also on all the chier pillrs and post.s standing 
before the houses of the most renowned Inen for 
literature, resident within the precinct of the walls 
and suburbs of thal most populous and Inagnifieeng 
city, inviting theln all, (or any whoever else versed in 
any kinde of scholastick faculty), to repaire ai nine of 
the clock in the Inorning of such a day, moneth, and 



APPENDIX II -3 

yeer, as by computation came fo l,e just six weeks 
after the date of the affixes, to the common schoole 
of the colledge of Navarre, 1 where, (at the prefixed 
time), he should, (God willing), be ready to answer to 
what should be propounded to him concerning any 
science, liberal art, discipline, or faeulty, praetieal or 
theoretiek, hot exeluding the theologieal nor juris- 
prudential habits, though grounded but upon the 
testimonies of God and man, and that in any of these 
twelve languages,  Hebrew, Syriack, Arabick, Greek, 
Latin, Spanish, French, Italian, English, Dutch, 
Flemish, and Sclavonian, in either verse or prose, at 
the discretion of the disputant ; which high enterprise 
and hardy undertaking, by way of challenge to the 
learndst men in the world, damped the wits of many 
able scholars to consider whether it was the attempt 
of a fanatick spirit, or lofty designe of a well-poised 
judoznent; yet after a few days enquiry concerning 
him, when information was got of his incomparable 
endowments, all the choicest and most profound 
philosophers, ïaathematicians, naturalists, mediciners, 
alchymists, apothecaries, surgeons, doctors of both 
civil and canon law, and divines both for contro- 
versies and positive doctrine, together with the pri- 
mest grammarians, rhetoricians, logicians, and others, 
professors of other arts and disciplines at Paris, 
plyed thefi" studys in their private cels for the space 
of a ïaoneth, exceeding hard, and with huge paines 
and labor set all their braines awork how to contrive 
the knurriest arguments, and most difficult questions 
could be devised, thereby to puzzle him in the re- 
solving of them, meander him in his answers, put 
 The College of lavarre was founded hy Jt.anne of Navarre, 
consort of Philippe the Fait, in 1305. Throughout the fourteenth 
and fifteenth centuries it was the foremost fonndation of the 
University of Paris (F. W. S.). 
- John Hill Burton points out the somewhat curious fa¢t that, 
among the hero's linguistic accomplishments, Gaelic, 'hich must 
bave been talked at his own door, does hot appear. 



224 APPENDIX II 

him out of his lnedium, and drive him to a non phzs ; 
nor did they forger to premonish the ablest thero of 
forraign nations not to be llnprepared to displlte 
with him in their own material dialeets, and that 
sometimes metrieally, sometimes otherwayes, 
libitu. 1 All this while the Admirable Seot, (for so 
ïrom theneeforth he was called), minding more his 
hawking, hunting, tilting, vaulting, riding of well- 
managed horses, tossing of the pike, handling of the 
musket, flourishing of eolours, dancing, feneing, swim- 
ming, julnping, throwing of the bar, playing st tennis, 
baloon, or long catch; and sometimes st the house 
gaines of dite, eards, playing st the ehess, billiards, 
trou-nmdaln, and other sueh like ehamber sports, 
singing, playing on the lute and other musical instru- 
nlents, masking, balling, reveling ; and, whieh did most 
of all divert, or rather distraet him from his speeula- 
tions and serious employments, being more addieted 
to, and plying eloser the eourting of handsome lad3"es , 
and a jovial eup in the eompany of baechanalian 
blades, then [than] the foreeasting how to avoid, 
shun, and eseape the snares, grins [gins ?], and nets 
of the hard, obscure, and hidden arguments, ridles, 
and demands, to be ruade, framed, and woven by the 
professors, doetors, and others of that thriee-renowned 
university. There arose upon him an aspersion of 
too great proness t.o sueh like debordings and youth- 
fui emaneipations, whieh oeeasioned one less ae- 
quainted with himself t, hen [than] his reputation, to 
subjoyn, (some two weeks before the great day 
appointed), fo that program of his, whieh was fixed 
on the Sorbone gate, these words: 'If you would 
meet with this lnonster of perfection, to lnake seareh 
for him . . . in the taverne . . . is the readyest way 
to finde him.' 13y reason of whieh expression, 
(though truly as I think, both seandalous and false), 
the eminent sparks of the university, (imagining that 
 In the marrer of length this is sllrely a record sentence. 



APPENDIX II 225 

those papers of provocation had becn set up to no 
other end, but to scoff and delude them, in making 
them waste their spirits upon quirks and quiddities, 
more then [than] was fitting), did resent a little of 
their former toyle, and slack their studyes, becoming 
almost regardless thereof, till the several peals of 
bells ringin.g an hour or two before the time assigned, 
gave varnmg that the party was hot to flee the 
barriers, nor decline the hardship of academical 
assaults; but, on the contrary, so confident in his 
former resolution, that he would hot shrink to sus- 
taine the shock of all their disceptations. This 
sudden alarm so avaked them out of their last fort- 
night's lethargy, that, calling to mindc, the best way 
they might, the fruits of the foregoing moneth's 
labour, they hyed to the fore-named schoole with all 
diligence ; where, after all of them had, according to 
their several degrees and qualities, seated themselves, 
and that by reason of the noise occasioned through 
the great confluence of people, which so strange a 
novelty brought thither out of curiosity, an universal 
silence was commanded, the Orator of the University, 
in most fluent Latine, addressing his speech to 
Crichtoun, extolled him for his literature, and other 
good parts, and for that confident opinion he had of 
his own sufliciency, in thinking himself able to justle 
in matters of learning with the whole university of 
Paris. Crichtoun answering him in no less eloquent 
terres of Latine, after he had most heartily thanked 
him for his elogies, so undeservedly bestowed, and 
darted some high encomiums upon the university 
and the professors therein; he very ingeniously 
[ingenuously] protested that he did not emit his 
programs out of any ambition to be esteemed able to 
enter in competition with the university, but meerly 
to be honoured with the favour of a publick confer- 
ence with the learned men thereof. In complements 
after this manner, ultro citroçe habitis, tossed to and 

I5 



aa6 APPENDIX II 

again, retorted, contrerisposted, backreverted, and 
now and then graced with a quip or a clinch for the 
better relish of the ear, being un,illing in this kind 
of straining curtesie to yeeld to other, they spent a 
full hall hour and more; for he bcing the centre to 
which the iunumerable diameters of the discourses 
of that circulary convention did tend, although none 
was to answer but he, any of them all, according to 
the order of their prescribed series, were pernfitted 
to reply, or commcnce new motions Ch any subject, 
in what language soever, and howsoever expressed; 
to all which, he being bound to tender himself a 
respondent, in matter and form suitable to the im- 
pugners propounding, he did first so transcendently 
acquit himself of that circumstantial kinde of omtory, 
that, by well-couched periods, and neatly running 
syllables, in all the twelve languages, both in verse 
and prose, he expressed to the lire his courtship 
[courtliness] and civility ; and afterwards, vhen the 
Rector of the university, (unwilling to bave any more 
rime bestowed on superficial rhetorick, or to bave 
that wasted on the fondness of quaint phrases, which 
might be better employed in  reciprocacy of dis- 
cussing scientifically the nature of substantial things), 
gave direction to the professors to fall on, each 
according to the dignity or precedency of his faculty, 
and that conform to the order given. Some meta- 
physical notions were set abroach, then mathematical, 
and of those arithmetical, geometrical, astronomical, 
musical, optical, cosmographical, trigonometrical, 
statical, and so forth through all the other branches 
of the prime and mother sciences thereof; the next 
bout was through all natural philosophy, according 
to Aristotle's method, from the a¢roamaticks, going 
along the speculation of the nature of the heavens, 
and that of the generation and corruption of sub- 
linary things, even to the consideration of the soul 
and its faculties; in sequel hereof, they had a hint 



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at chymical extractions, and spoke of the prineiples 
of corporeal and mixed bodies, according to the pre- 
cepts of that art. After this, they disputed of 
medicine, in all its thereapeutick, pharmacopeutick, 
and chirurgical parts ; and hot leaving natural magick 
untouched, they had exquisite disceptations concern- 
ing the secrets thereof. From thence they proceeded 
to morM philosophy, where, debating of the true 
enumeration of 311 verrues and vices, they had most 
learned roEtiocinations about the chier good of the lire 
of man; and seeing the [that] oecumcuicks and 
politicks are parts of that philosolhy, they argued 
learncdly of all the several sorts of governlnents, 
with their defccts and advantages; whercupon per- 
pending, that, without an established law, all the 
duties of ruling and subjection, to the utter ruin of 
llumane socicty, would be as often violoEted as the 
irregulrity of passion, seconded with power, should 
give way thereto. The Sorbonist, canonical, and 
civilian doctors most judiciously argued with h iln 
about the most prudential maximes, sentences, ordin- 
ances, acts, and statures fc)r ordering all rnanner of 
persones in their consciences, bodyes, fortunes, and 
reputation; nor was there an end put to those 
literate exercitations till the grammarians, rhetori- 
cians, poets, and logicians had assailed him with all 
the subtleties and nicest quodlibets their respective 
habits could afford, low when, to the admiration 
of ail that were there, the incomparable Crichtoun 
had, in all these faculties above written, and in any 
of the twelve languages wherein he was spoke to, 
whether in verse or prose, held tack to all the dis- 
putants, who were accounted the ablest scholars 
upon earth in each their own profession; and pub- 
lickly evidenced such an universality of knowledge, 
and accurate promptness in resolving of doubts, dis- 
tinguishing of obscurities, expressing the members 
of a distinction iu adequate terlnS of art, explaining 



8 APPENDIX II 

those compendious tearms with words of a more 
easie apprehension to the prostrating of the sublimest 
mysteries to any vulgar capacity, and with all 
excogitable variety of learning, (to his own everlasting 
fme), enterttincd, after tlmt kinde, the nimble witted 
1)risians from nine o'clock in the morning till si): 
at night ; the Rector now finding it high time to give 
some rel,nxation to these worthy spirits, which, dur- 
ing such a long sp,nce, had leen so intensively bent 
upon the abstrusest speculatiCms, rose up, and saluting 
the divine Crichtoun, after he had ruade an elegant 
1)anegyrick, or encomiastick speech of hall an houre's 
contimmnce, tending to nothing else but the extolling 
of him for the rare and most singular gifts wherewith 
God and nature had endowed him, he descended 
from his chtire, and, attended by three or four of 
the most especial professors, presented him with a 
diamond ring and a purse ful of gold, wishing him to 
accept thercof, if hot as a recompense proportional 
to his merit, yet as a badge of love, and testimony of 
the universitie's favour towards him. At the tender 
of which ceremony, there was so great a plaudite in 
the schoole, such a humming and clapping of hands, 
that all the concavities of the colledges there about 
did resound with the echo of the noise thereof. 
" :Notwithstnding the great honor thus purchased 
by him for his literatory accomplishments, and that 
many excellent spirits, to obteine the like, would be 
content fo postpose all other employments to the 
enjoyment of their studyes, he, nevertheless, the very 
next dy, (to refresh his braines, as he said, for the 
toile of the former day's work), went to the Louvre in 
a buff-suit, more like a favourite of Mars then [than] 
one of the Muses' minions; where, in presence of 
some pripces of the court, and great ladies, that 
came to behold his gallantry, he carryed away the 
ring fifteen times on end, and broke as many lances 
on the Saracen. 



APPENDIX II 229 

"When fol' a quarter of a yeer together he after 
this manner had disported himself, (what martially, 
what scholastically), with the best qualified men in 
any faculty so ever, that so large a city, (which is 
called the world's abridgement), was able fo afford, 
and now and then solaced these his more serious 
recreations, (for all was but sport to him), with 
alluring imbellishments of the tendrer sexe, whose 
ina»wrato that he might be, was their ambition; he 
on a sudden took resolution to le,ve the Court of 
France, and return to Ily, where he had been bred 
for many yeers together; which designe he pro- 
secuting within the sl,ace of a moneth, (without 
troubling himself with long journeys), he arrived at 
the Court of Mantua, where immediately after his 
abord, (as hath been told Mready), 
memorable combat whose description is above 
rebted. Here it was that the learned and valian 
Cichtoun was pleased to cast anchor, and fix his 
abode; nor could he ahnost otherwise do, without 
disobliging the Duke, and the l'rince his eldest son; 
by either whereof he was so dearly beloved, that 
none of them would permit him by any means to 
leav« their Curt, whereof he was the only yriz, ado, 
the object of all men's love, and subject of their 
discourse; the example of the great ones, and 
wonder of the meaner people; the paramour of the 
femle sexe, and paragon of his own. In the glory 
of whieh high estimation, having resided at that 
Court above two whole yeers, the reputation of 
gentlemen there was hardly otherwayes valucd but 
by the measure of his aèquaintance; nor were the 
young unmaryed ladies, of all the most eminent 
places thereabouts, any thing respected of one 
another, that had hot either a lock of his hair, or 
copy of verses of his composing. Nevertheless it 
happening on a Shrove-tuesday at night, (at which 
rime it is in Italy very customary for men of great 



230 APPENDIX II 

sobriety, modesty, and civil behaviour all the rest of 
the yeer, to give themselves over on that day of 
carnavale, as they call if, to all manuer of riot, 
druukenness, and incoutinency, vhich that thcy may 
do with the least imputatiou they can fo thcir credit, 
they go maskt and mum'd with vizards on their faces, 
and iu the disguise of a Zanni or 1)antaloon, to 
ventilate their fopperies, and sometimes intolerable 
enormities, without suspicion of being kuown), that 
this over renowned Crichtoun, (who, in the after- 
noon of that day, at thc desire of my Lord Dukc, the 
whole court striving which sb.ould exceed each other 
in foolery, and devising t,f the best sports to excite 
laughter, ncith¢.r my Lord, the Dutchess, nor 1)rince, 
being exempted from acting their parts, as well as 
they could), upon a theater set up for the purpose, 
beguu to prank it, à la Veaetiaa, with such a 
flourish of mimick and ethopoetick gestures, that all 
the courtiers of both sexes, eve those that a little 
before were fondest of their owu conccits, at the sight 
of his so i,imitable a garb, from ravishing actors that 
they were before, turned them ravished spectators. 
0 with how great liveliness did he represent the con- 
ditions of all manner of men ! how naturally did he 
set before tac eyes of the beholders the rogueries of 
all professions, from the overweening monarch to the 
peevish swaine, through all the intermediate degrees 
of the superficial courtier or proud warrior, dis- 
sembled churchman, doting old man, cozening lawyer, 
lying travclcr, covctous merchaut, rude seaman, 
pedantick scholar, the amourous shepheard, envious 
artisan, vaiuglorious toaster, and tricky servant; ho 
did with such variety display the several humours of 
all these sorts of people, and with a so bewitching 
energy, that he seemed to be the original, they the 
counterfeit; and they the resemblance whereof he 
was the prototype. He had all the jeers, squibs, 
flouts, buls, qmps, htunts, whims, jests, clinches, 



APPENDIX II 231 

gybes, mokes, jerks, with ail the several kinds of 
equivocations, and other sophistical captions, that 
could properly be adal0ted to the person by whose 
representation he intended to inveagle the company 
into a fit of mirth ; and would keep in that miscelany 
discourse of his, (which was all for the splene, and 
nothing for the g,ll), such a c.limacterical and nier- 
curially digested method, that when the fancy of the 
hearers was tickled with any rare conceit, and that 
the jovial blood was moved, he held if going with 
another new device upon the back of the first, and 
another, yet anotber, and another ag,ine, succeeding 
one another for the promoval of what is a-stirring 
into a higher agitation; till in the closure of tho 
luxuriant period, the decumanal wave of the oddest 
whimsy of all, enïorced the charmed spirits of the 
auditory, (for afïbrding room to its apprehension), 
suddenly to burst forth into a laughter, which 
commonly lasted just so long as he had leisure to 
withdrw behind the skreen, shift ofl with tho help 
of a page, the suite he had on, apparel himself with 
another, and return to the stage fo act afresh ; for 
by that rime their transported, disparpled, and 
sublimated fancies, by the wonderfully ol0erating 
engines of his solacious inventions, had from the 
hight to which the ilward scrues,wheeles, and pullies 
of his wit had elevated them, descended by degrees 
into their wonted stations, he was ready for the 
personating of another carriage; whereof to the 
number of fourteen several kinds, (during the rive 
hours space that at the Duke's desire, the solicitation 
of the court, and his own recreation, he was pleased 
to histrionize it), he shewed himself so natural a 
representative, that any would have thought he had 
been so many several actors, differing in all things 
else, save only the stature of the body i with this 
advantage above the most of other actors, whose 
tongue, with its oral iml01ements, is the onely instru- 



232 APPENDIX II 

ment of their minds' disclosing, that, besides his 
mouth with its appurtenances, he lodged almost a 
several oratour in every member of his body; his 
head, his eyes, his shoulder, armes, hands, fingers, 
thighs, legs, feet, and breast, being able to decipher 
any passion whose character he purl,osed to give. 
"First, he did present himself with a crown on his 
head, a scepter in his hand, being clothed in a purple 
robe furred with ermyne; after that, with a miter on 
his head, a crosier in his hand, and accoutred with a 
paire of lwn-sleeves ; and thereafter, with a helmet 
on his head, the visiere up, a commanding stick in 
his hand, and arayed in a lmff-suit, with a scarf 
about his middle. Then, in a rich apparel, after the 
newest fashion, did he shew himself, (like another 
.Sejauus), with a periwig daubed with Cypres powder ; 
m sequel of that, he came out with a three-corner'd 
cap on his head, some parchments in his hand, and 
writings hanging at his girdle like Chancery bills; 
and next fo that, with a furred gown about him, an 
ingot of gold in his hand, and a bag full of money by 
his side; after all this, he appeares againe clad in a 
country-jacket, with a prong in his hand, and a 
Monmouth-like-cap on his head; then very shortly 
after, with a palmer's coat upon him, a bourdon in 
his hand,  and some few cockle-shels stuck to his 
hat, he look'd as if he had corne in pilgrimage from 
St Michael; immediately after that, he domineers 
it in a bure unlined gown, with a pair of whips in the 
one hand, and Corderius in the other; and in suite 
thcreof, he honderspondered e it with a pair of 
pannier-like breeches, a mountera-cap on his head, 
and a knife in a wooden sheath dagger-ways by his 

 ".4 bourdon in hls hand "--" A musical instrument resembling a 
bassoon, in use with pilgrims who visit the body of St James at 
Compostella" (Sir John Hawkins). 
 "Hondcrspondcred"--i.c. flouudered. Fr. hod,'es2ordres 
iii. 42)--" hudred-pounders," heavy, burly fcllows. 



APPENDIX Il 233 

side ; about the latter end, he cornes forth again with 
a square in one hand, a rule in the other, and a 
leather apron before him ; then very quickly af ter, 
with a scrip by his side, a sheep-hook in his hand, 
and a basket full of flowers to make nosegayes for his 
mistris; now dmwing to a closure, he rants it first 
i cttcrpo, and vapouring it with gingling Sl)Urs, and 
his armes a kenbol like a Don Diego he strouts it, 
and by the loftiness of his gte, plaies the Capitan 
Spavento; thcn in the very twinkling of an eye, you 
would have seen him againe issue forfl witb a cloak 
upon his arm, in a livery garment, thereby rcprc- 
senting the serving-mau; and lastly, at one rime 
amongst those other, he came out with a long gray 
beard, and bucked rufi; crouching on a stafi" tip't with 
the head of a barber's cithern, and his gloves 
hanging by a button at his girdle. 
"Those fifteen several personages did he rcpresent 
with such excellency of garb, and exquisiteness of 
language, that condignely to 1)erpend the subtlety of 
the invention, the method of the disposition, the 
neatness of the elocution, the gracefulness of the 
action, and wonderful variety in the so dextrous 
performance of ail, you would bave taken it for a 
comedy of rive acts, consisting of three scenes, each 
composed by the best poet in the world, and acted 
by fifteen of the best players that ever lived, as was 
most evidently ruade apparent to ail the spectators 
iu the fifth and last hour of his action, (which, accord- 
ing to our western account, was about six a clock at 
night, and by the calculation of that country, half an 
hour past three and twenty, at that rime of the yeer), 
for, purposing to leave off with the setting of the 
sun, with an endeavour nevertheless to make his 

 "Jarber's cithcr "--" The instrument now ignorantly called a 
guitar. It was formerly part of the furniture of a barber's shop, 
and was thc amusement of waiting customers" (Sir John 
Hwkins). 



234 APPENDIX II 

conclusion the master-pieee of the work, he, to that 
effeet, summoning all his spirits together, whieh 
never fMled to be ready at the cal of so worthy a 
commander, did by their assistance, so conglomerate, 
shuttte, mix, and interlace the gestures, inelinations, 
actions, and very tones of the speech of those fifteen 
several sorts of men, whose earriages he did person- 
are iuto an inestimable ollapodrida of immaterial 
morsels of divers kinds, suitable to the very 
ambrosian relish of the Helieonian nymphs, that, 
in the perpetia of this drammatieal exercitation, 
by the inehanted transportation of the eye. and 
eares of its speetabundal auditorie, one would have 
sworne that tbey all had looked with nmltiplying 
glasses, and that, (like that angel in the Scripture 
whose voice was said to be like the voice of a 
multitude), they heard in him alone the promiseuous 
speech of fifteen several actors; by the various 
ravishments of the excellencies whereof, in the 
froliekness of a jocund straine beyond expectation, 
the logofascinated spirits of the beholding hearers 
and aurieularie speetators, were so on a sudden 
seazed upon in their risible faculties of the soul, 
and ail their vital motions so universally affected 
in this extremitie of agitation, that, to avoid the 
inevitable charmes of his intoxicatiug ejaculations, 
and the accumulative influences of so powerfull a 
transportation, one of my lady Dutchess' chief 
maids of honour, by the vehemencie of the shock of 
those incomprehensible raptures, burst forth into a 
laughter to the rupture of a veine in her body; and 
auother young lady, by the irresistible violence of 
the pleasure unawares infused, where the tender 
receptibilitie of her too tickled rancie was least able 
to hold out, so unprovidedly was surprised, that, 
with no less impetuositie of ridibundal passion 
then [than], (as hath been told), occasioned a fracture 
in the other young ladie's modestie, she, hot being 



APPENDIX II 235 

able longer to support, the well beloved burthen of 
so excessive delight, and intransing jays of such 
mercurial exhilations through the inellhble extasie 
of an overmastered apprebension, fell baek in a 
swown, without the appearanee of any other lift 
into lier then [than] what, by the most refined wits 
of theologieal speeulators, is eonceived to be exereed 
by the purest parts of the separated enteleehises of 
blessed saints in their sublimest conversations with 
the eelestial hierarehies; tbis accident procured the 
incoming of an apotheeary with restoratives, as the 
other did that of a surgeon with consolidative medica- 
ments3 Tbe Admirable Crichtoun now perceiving 
that it was drawing somexhat late, and th«tt our 
occidental ra.ys of l'ho, bus v«ere upon their turning 
oriental to the other hemispherc of the terrestrial 
globe; being withall jealous that the uninterrlpted 
operation of the exnberant diversitie of his jovial- 
issime entertaimnent, by a continuate winding up of 
the humours there present to a higher, yet higher, 
and still higher pitch, above the supremest Lydian 
note of the harlnonie of voluptuousness, should, in 
such a case, through the too intensive stretching of 
the a]ready super-elated striags of their imagination, 

 This incident reminds one of the effect prodnced upon the 
lawyers in court when "Pantaruel gave ]udgment upon the 
diffêrence of the two lords." Out readers wïll remember that it 
is the author of the above description who is the translator of the 
narrative which relis of that wonderfully satisfactory decision. 
"As for the counsellors, and other doctors in the law that were 
there present, they were all so ravished with admiration et the 
more than humane wisdom of Pantagruel, whieh they did most 
elcarly pereeive to be in him, by his so accurate deeiion of tbis so 
difficult and thornie cause, that thcir spirits, with the extremity of 
the rapture, being elevated above the piteh of actuating the organs 
of the body, they fell into a tranee and sudden extasie, wherein 
they stayed for the space of three long houres ; and had been so as 
yet, in that condition, had hot some good people fetehed store of 
vinegar and rose water to bring them again into their former 
sense and understanding, for the whi,.h God l,e praised every- 
where. And so be it." (Rabel«is, il. 13.) 



236 APPENDIX II 

with a transcCndeacie ovr-reaching Ela, and beyond 
the well concerted gara of rational equanimitie, in- 
volve the remainder of that illustrious companie into 
the sweet labyrinth and mellifluent auh-actuosities of 
a lacinious delectation, productive of the saine incon- 
venieuces which befcl the two afore-named ladies; 
whose delicacie of constitution, though sooncr over- 
corne, did hOt argue, but that the saine extranean 
causes from him proceeding of their pathetick altera- 
tion, might by a longer insisting lu an efficacious 
agencie, and uuremitted working of all the consecu- 
tively imprinted degrees that the capacity of the 
patient is able to containe, prevaile at last, and have 
the saine predominaucic over the dispositions of the 
strongest complexioned males of that splendid socicty, 
did, in his owu ordinary wearing apparel, with the 
countenance of a Prince, and garb befitting the 
person of a so weI1 bred gentleman and cavalier, 
×a' ioE, full of miestie, and repleat with all excogit- 
able civilitie, (to the amazement of all that beheld 
his heroick gesture), present himself to epilogate this 
his almost extemporanean comedie, though of rive 
hours continuance without intermission; and that 
with a peroration so neatly uttered, so distinctly 
pronounced, and in such elegancie of selected tearmes, 
expressed by a diction so periodically contexed with 
isocoly of members, that the marrer thereof tending 
in all humility to beseech the highnesses of the 
Duke, lrince, and Dutchess, together with the 
remanent lords, ladies, knights, gentlcmcn, and 
others of both sexes of that honourable convention, 
to vouchsafe him the favour to excuse his that after- 
noon's escaped extravagancies, and to lay the blanle 
o the indigested irregularity of his wits' excursions, 
and the abortive issues of his disordered brain, npon 
the customarily dispensed with priviledges in those 
Cisalpiual regions, to authorize such like impertin- 
encies at Carnavalian festivals; and that, although, 



APPENDIX II 237 

according to the most commonly received opinion in 
that country, after the nature of Load-him, (a gaine 
at cards), where he that wins loseth, he who, at that 
season of thê year, playeth the fool most egregiously, 
is reputed the wisest man; he, nevertheless, hot 
being ambitious of the faine of enjoying good qual- 
ities, by verrue of the antiphr,sis of the fruition of 
bad onês, did meerly undergo that emancipatorie 
task of a so profuse liberty, and to no other end 
embraced the practising of such roaming and ex- 
orbitant diversions but to give an evidcnt, or rather 
infalliblê, demonstration of his eternally bound duty 
to the tlouse of Mantua, and an inviolable testimony 
of his never to be altered desiguê, in prosecuting all 
the occasions possible to be laid hold on that can in 
any mauner of way provê conducible to the advance- 
ment of, and contributing to, the rêadiest means for 
improving those advantagês that nay best promove 
the faculties of makig all his choice cndeavours, 
and utmost abilities at all rimes, etfectual to the 
long-wished-for furtherance of his most cordial and 
endeared service to the serenissime highnesses of 
lIy Lord Duke, Prince, and Dutchess, and of conse- 
crating with all addicted obsequiousness, and sub- 
missive devotion, his everlasting obedience to the 
illustrious shrine of their joynt commands. Then 
incontinêntly addressing himself to the Lords, ladies, 
and others of that rotonda, (which. for his daigming 
to be its imnate, though but for that day, might be 
accounted in nothing inferior to the great Colisee of 
Rome, or Amphitheater of Neems), with a stately 
carriagê, and port suitable to so prime a gallant, hê 
did cast a look on all the corners thereof, so bewitch- 
ingly amiable and magically efficacious as if in his 
eys had bin a muster of ten thousand cupids eagêrly 
striving who should most deeply pierce the hearts of 
the spêctators with their golden darts. And truly 
so it fell out, (that there hot being so much as one 



238 APPENDIX II 

arrow shot in vain), all of thein did love him, though 
hot after the saine Inanner, nor for the saine end; 
for, as the Inanna of the Arabian desarts is said to 
have had in the Inouths of the Egyptian Israelites, 
the very saine tast of the Ineat they loved best, so 
the l'rinces that were there did Inainly cherish hiin 
for is Inagnaniinity and knowledge; his courtliness 
and sweet behaviour being that for which chiefiy the 
nobleinen did Inost respect hiin; for his pregnancie 
of wit, and chivalrie in vindicating the hçnour of 
ladies, he was honoured by the knights, and the 
esquires and other gentlemen courted hiin for his 
affability and good fellowship; the rich did favour 
him foi" his judginent and ingeniosity; and for his 
liberality and Inunificence, he was blessed by the 
poor; the old Inen affected hiin for his constancie 
and wisdoine, and the young for his Inirth and 
gallantry; the scholars were enainoured of hiin 
for his learning and eloquence, and the souldiers for 
his integrity and valour; the Inerchants, for his 
upright dealing and honesty, praised and extolled 
him, and the artificers for his goodness and 
benignity; the chastest lady of that place would 
bave hugged and iinbraced him for his discretion 
and ingenuity ; whilst for his beauty and coineliness 
of person he was, at least in the fervency of their 
desires, the paramour of the less continent; he was 
dearly beloved of the fait woinen, because he was 
handsoine, and of thc fairest Inore dearly, because 
he was handsoiner: in a word, the affections of the 
beholders, (like so Inany several diaineters drawn 
froin the circuinference of their various intents), did 
ail concenter in the point of his perfection. After 
a so considerable insinuation, and gaining of so 
Inuch ground upon the hearts of the auditory, (though 
in a shorter space then [than] the tiine of a flash of 
lightning), he went on, (as belote), in the saine thred 
of the conclusive part of his discourse, with a resolu- 



APPENDIX II 239 

tion not to eut it, till the overabounding passions 
of the company, their exorbitant motions and discom- 
posed gestures, through excess of joy and mirth, 
should be all of them quieted, cahned, and pacified, 
and every nmn, woman, and maid there, (according 
to their humour), reseatcd in the saine intcgrity they 
were at first; which whcn by the articulatest 
elocution of the most significant words, expressive 
of the choisest things tb, at fancie couhl suggest, and, 
conforme to the matter's variety, elcvating or dcpress- 
ing, fiat or sharply accinating it, with that proportion 
of tone that was most consonant with the purl)oSe, 
he had attained unto, and by his verbal harlll(,lly all{l 
melodious utterance, sctled all their distempered 
pleasures, and brought their disorderly raised spirits 
into their former capsuls, he with a tongue tip't with 
silver, after the various diapasons of all his other 
expressions, and making of a leg for the spruceness 
of its courtsie, of greater decorement to him then 
[than] cloth of gold and purple, foErewel'd the 
companie witb a complcment of one period so 
exquisitely delivered, and so well attendcd by the 
gracefulness of his hand and foot, with the quaint 
miniardise of the test of his body, in the performance 
of such ceremonics as are usual at a court-like 
departing, that from the theater he had gone into a 
lobie, from thence along three spacious chambcrs, 
whence descending a back staire, he past through 
a low gallerie which lcd him to that outer gate, 
whcre a coach with six horses did attend him, bcfore 
that magnificent convention of both sexes, (to whom 
that room, wherein they all were, seemed lu his 
absence to be as a body without a soul), had the full 
leisure to recollcct thcir spirits, (which, by the neat- 
ness of his so curious a close, were quoquoversedly 
scattered with admiration), to advise on the best 
expediency how fo dispose of thcmselves for the 
future of that [delightful] night." 



INDEX 

Attitude towards 
"Aberdeen Doctrs," 37. 
Aberdcc çasincs, î (note). 
Aberdeen University, 19. 
New constitttion, 10, 11 (uoto). 
Abercrombie, Sir Alcxander, 7 
(note). 
Abernethie, IIelen,wife of Thomas 
Urquhart, 141. 
Abraham, Patriarch, 133. 
ztcts of the JParliament of S'cotland, 
61 (note 3), 1 (note 2), 93 
(note), 101 (notes). 
Adam, 130, 146. 
_,4drmcemcnt of Lcarnbg, 118 
(note). 
/Egyptus' sons, 134. 
/Equanima, sister of Marcus 
Coriolanus, 136. 
Agamenmon, 135. 
Ainsworth, W. Harrison, Crichton, 
105 (note 2). 
': Airgiod cagaitn " (chewing- 
money), 77. 
Airlie, Earl of, 19 (note). 
Alcibiades, 136. 
Alexander of Macedon, 27, 51. 
Allibone, JDictioury, and Ur- 
quhart, 101. 
Alsop, Captain, treatment of Sir 
Thomas Urqnhart, 89. 
Anmdis of Gaul, 144 (note 2). 
Anastasius, quoted, 77 (note 1). 
Auderson, Gilbert, nfinister of 
CromaloEie, 63, 66 (note 3). 
--- Hngh, 66 (note 3). 
 P. J., 10, 11 (notes). 
Amls ofBa.l; quoted, 8 (note 
2), 19 (note), 47 (note 3). 
6 

Annand, John, minister of Inver- 
ness, and Sir Thomas Ur- 
quhart, 68, 82. 
«lntiquarim xYotcs, 7 (note), 69, 
70 (note). 
Al»prizig , 58 (note). 
Arcalaus, 144 (note). 
Archimedcs, 124. 
Ardnamurchan, 136 (note 1). 
Ardoch farm, 55. 
Ayll, Marquis of, and Coven- 
anters, 32. 
Ariosto 166. 
Hippogriff and Astolfo, 10î. 
Aristot[e, 124, 202 (note). 
Organo, £[hics, a PolRics, 
10. 
Arnold, Matthew, standard for 
judging literature, 143. 
Arran, 136 (note 1). 
Arren, Earle of 115. 
Aruadel, Earl of, 116. 
Astioremon, 137. 
Asymble, 144 (note). 
htbara, battle of 102 (note 3). 
Atropos, 129. 

BAccnvs, 202 ; conquers India, 
135. 
Bacon, Lord, Solicitor-General, 
8. 
On fate of solid and weighty 
things, 118. 
Rules for young travellers in 
JEssays, Cit'il at ,lloral, 26. 
Baddeley, Richard, 128 (note), 
149 (note). 
Badenoch, 76. 
Baillie, Robert, Lctters, 81 (note 
1), 82. 
Baldwin, Richard, 185 (note). 



4 2 INDEX 

Balquholly Castle, 35, 39, 102(note 
3) : new IIatton Castle. 
Account of, 39 (note 1). 
Balvenie, battle at, 77 (and note 
2), 79. 
Banff, 8, 
Entry in Court-book of Burgh, 
15, 19. 
Barclay, Waltcr, 41 (note 2). 
Barclays, 38 (note 2). 
Baron, Dr Robert, 37 (note 2). 
Basagante, 144 (note). 
Beaton, Cardinal, 55. 
Bedell, William, idca of universal 
language, 175. 
Belladrum, 70. 
Bellay, Jean du, Bishop of Paris, 
188. 
Bellenden, Adam, 48 (note). 
Beltistos, 2. 
Bembo, 166. 
Berwiek, 44. 
Besant, Sir Walter, 185 (note 2). 
Bickerstaffe, Isaac, 51 (note). 
Biggar, 85. 
Billing, l?aronial Mntiquities, 
39 (note). 
Biographia Britannica, quoted, 
144 (note 2), 158 (note 2). 
Birkenbog, 7 (note). 
Birrell, A., 186. 
Black Island, 62 (note 1). 
l?lackwood's Magazic, quoted, 
181 (note 2). 
(See also names of subjects.) 
Boece, Hector, fictious, 145. 
l?ook of 1?on Mccord, 13 (note 1). 
Bracegirdlc, Mrs, 50 (note 2). 
Braughton discovers Sir Thomas 
Urquhart's NSS.» 155, 156. 
Brisena, 144 {note). 
Browne, Sir Thonlas : 
Phraseology, 2. 
Quoted, 49, 137. 
Vulga" .Errors, 126. 
Browuing, Robert, 113. 
Bruce, James, 126 (note 1). 
-- King David, 4. 
 King Robert, grants Crom- 
artie te Sir Hugh Ross, 4. 
Bïuklay, 7 (note). 

Brydges, Sir Egerton, .4 do- 
biography ; Mary de Clifford, 
152 (note 1). 
Bullock, J. M., History of UMver- 
sity of A berdee, quoted, 86. 
Burghley, William Cecil, Lord, 
191 (note). 
Burnet, quoted, 82 (note), 175. 
Burns, Robert, 23. 
Burton, John Hill: 
On "Aberdcen Doctors" in 
Histo T of Scotland, 37. 
On description of Criehton's 
feats, 162, 223 (note 2). 
On Sir Thomas Urqnhart's 
writings, 157, 159. 
Scot Abroad, quoted, 159. 
Burton, Robert, Anatomy of 
M,:lacholy, 205 (note). 

CsA,/)« 1?elle Gallico, 198 (note). 
Caithness, 3, 70, 80 (note 2). 
Calder, Campbell of, 7 (note). 
Calcndar of .Proceedings in Com. 
nittec for .,4dvances of 
$Iowys- Taxes, 50 (note). 
Calvert, Giles, 176 (note). 
Cambridge, Earl of, 115. 
Cant at Aberdeen, 86. 
Carberry Tower, 13 (note 3). 
Carlisle, 85. 
Carlyle, Thomas : 
Oliver Cromwell, quoted, 86, 87. 
Sartor t:csartus, quoted, 189. 
Cartadaqne, 144 (note). 
Castalia, 109. 
Cawdor, 66 (note 8). 
Chanonry Castle taken, 76. 
Charles L : 
Endeavours to force Episcopacy 
on Scotland, 81. 
Execution of, 69, 70, 168. 
Letter of Protection to Sir 
Thomas Urquhart, senior, 15. 
Licence to T. York, 50 (note 2). 
On knowledge of law, 52. 
Charles H., 97, 99. 
Crowued, 84, 169. 
Lands in Scotland, 88. 
Charles WL, 187. 
Chatterton, 152 (note). 



INDEX 243 

Chiuon, 187. 
"Christianus Presbyteromastix," 
150. 
Cibber, Apology , 170 (note). 
Cieero, 201 ; De Qciis, 10. 
Cid, The, 27. 
Clan Maekenzie, ï2. 
Clanmolinespiek, 135 (and note). 
Clanrurie, 136 (note 1). 
Clare, Earl of 50 (note 2). 
Clare Street, 50 (note 2). 
Clio, 109 (note). 
Colcridge, on Rabclais' writings, 
186. 
College of 1avarre, 160, 223 (note). 
"Colophonian Poct," 109 (note). 
Colophos, 109 (lmte). 
Colnlnission of Gcneral Asscmbly, 
72, 79 (and note 1), 81. 
Constantinolde, 77 (note 1). 
Cotgrave, Fre-nh Dictiona'y, 191. 
Cottrel, James, 149 (note). 
Court of Session, Decisions of, 146. 
Covenaut signed, 47 (note 3). 
Covenanting lIovement, 31. 
Coventry, 86. 
Craig, John, 42 (note). 
Craigfintray, 5, 19 (note), 60, 101 
(note 2). 
Cratynter, 132. 
Craven, Earl of, 116. 
-- Rev. J. B., 57 (lmte). 
Crawford, Earl of, 146. 
Cfichton, James (the Admirable), 
157, 158 (note 2). 
Age on enterillg St Andrews, 9. 
Sketch of, 159; Apl,endix ii. 
215. 
Cromartie (Crwmbawchty or 
Clamabathy), 3, 70. 
-- Castle, account of, 17 (and 
note 1), 18. 
Library, 29. 
Put in state of defence, 70, 71 
(lmte 1). 
Siege of, 139. 
estate, prol)rietors of, 103. 
Lady Dowager of, 120. 
-- parish, 62 (note 1). 
Cromwell, Oliver, 8, 32 (note), 
8, 86, 96. 

Cullicudden, 62 (note 1), 63, 71 
(note 1). 
Culloden, 19 (note). 
Cumbcrland's, Dukc of, head- 
quarters, 19. 
Curators, 5 (note). 

D.N,vs' daughters, 133. 
Dante, 166. 
Quoted, 161 (note). 
Darisleta, 144 (note). 
Darwin, Charles, 131 (note). 
JDavid Coppc:ficld, quoted, 51 
(note 2), 59 (note), 62 (note). 
Debora, Judgc and l'rophctcss, 
135. 
Dclgatie, Laird of, l,luuders lkfl- 
quho]ly, 39. 
Delos, 119 (note). 
Demosthenes, 162 (note). 
Dickson, David, Professor of Di- 
vinity, Glasgow, 82. 
Af Aberdeen, 36. 
JDi«tioaa'ry of IValio.al JlTio- 
gra2hy , quoted, 82 (note), 101 
(note). 
Diosa, daughter of Alcibiades, 
136. 
Dis, Father of Wtlth, 198. 
Don river, 126 (note 1). 
Don Quixote, 104 (and note 2). 
Donne, Age ongoing to 
ford, 9. 
Dorset, Earl of, 116. 
Douglas, Robert, Moderator of 
Commission of Geneml 
sembly, 81 (and note 2). 
Dove, Dr, 114 (note). 
Duchat, lqotes on Rabelais, 206. 
Duff, Garden Alexander, 39, 102 
(note 3). 
 Isabel Annie, 102 (note 3). 
Dunbar, Battle of, 83, 87. 
Dunlugas in Alvah, 47 (note 1). 

EDWAI¢D, King, 138. 
Egypt, English 1)eer in, 27. 
Elgin, 4 (note), 70, 95. 
Elibank, Patrick, Lord, 
Crolnartie estate, 103. 
Eliock, Perhshire, 159. 

buys 



z44 INDEX 

E1phinstone, Alexander, Lord, 6, 
13 (and note 3). 
 Lady Christian, 6, 7 (note). 
Englishnmn abroad, 22. 
Entelechia, Queen, 158 (note). 
Episcopacy in Scotland, 32, 102 
(note 2). 
Erasmns, 145. 
Eromena, 144 (note). 
Errol, Earl of, 146. 
Esormon, Prince of Achaia, 131. 
Euclid, 124, 142. 

FAI.KI ItK, 84. 
Famongomadan, 144 (note). 
Farquhar, Sir Robert, of Monnie, 
and Cromartie crcditors, 60. 
l"ergus, King of Scots, 136, 145. 
Findlay, Andrew, 43. 
Findrassie. (Sec Lesley, Robert.) 
Firth of Cromartie, 62 (note 1). 
-- of Forth, 38. 
Fisherie, Barony of, 4, 8 (and 
note 1), 19 (note). 
Fleetvood, 96. 
Florence, 28. 
Folengo, T., Macaronea, 205 (note). 
Fontenay-le- Comte, 188, 204 
(note). 
Forbes, Alexander, 15, 41 (note 2). 
 Arthur, of Blacktown, 40. 
 Dr John, 37 (note 2). 
Forestalling, 15 (note 2). 
Fortrose Castle garrisoned, 76. 
Fouutainhall, Dccisions, 146 
(note) 
Fraser, (Colonel) Hugh, of Bella- 
drum, and Rising in horth, 70. 
-- (Sir) James, 71 (note 1). 
 Lord, garrisons Towie-Bar- 
clay Castlc, 39. 
 Sir William : 
Em'ls of C'omartic, quoted, 3 
(note 2). 
The Lords Elphinsloec, quoted, 
7 (note), 13 (note 3). 

G. P., 128. 
Gardenstoun Papers, 7 (note). 
Gargantua, 190, 193. 
Gathelus, 145. 

Gaurin (Gowrau), Earl of, 116. 
Gcuera1,4sscmbly Commission Rc. 
cords, 72 (note), 74 (note), 
75 (note), 78 (note), 79 (note 
2), 80 (note). 
Genoa, 28. 
Gight, Laird of, 40. 
Gladmon, Captain, 88. 
Glasgow, General Assembly in, 35. 
Glenkindie, ï (note). 
Glover, George, portraits of Sir 
Thomas Urquhart, 107. 
Gonima, 144 (note). 
(;onzaga, Vincenzio de, 164. 
(;oodwin, Cal»tain , 94. 
Gordon, Jalnes, History tf Scots 
.ci.ff'airs, 35 (notes), 41 (note 
2), 132 (note) 
 (Sir) Jalnes, of Lesmoir, 7 
(note). 
 John, 101 (note 3). 
Granada, 27. 
Grangeï, l?iogr«phical Dictiotary, 
107 (note 2), 112 (note 1), 206 
(note 1). 
Grimm, Housrhohl 1'dcs, 180. 
Gnild, Dr William, 13 (note 1), 
19 (note). 
Sir Thomas Urquhart's account 
of, 12. 
Gullicer's Tracels, 144 (note 2). 
Gustavus Adolphus, 81 (note 2). 
Guthrie, James» 82. 

HALKET, General, 77 (note 2), 81 
(note). 
Hatton Castle. (Scc Balquholly.) 
Hamilton, Marqnis of, 111, 115. 
At 13crwick, 44. 
Harrison, 85. 
Hawkins, Sir John, _032, 233 
(notes). 
.Lfe of Johtson, 206 (note). 
Hazlitt, quoted, 167 (note). 
Heine, Das 37«h Le Gland, 182 
(note). 
Henderson at Aberdeen, 36. 
Henry I., 187. 
Henry, Prince, 8. 
Heraclitus the Obscure, 119 (note), 
201. 



INDEX 24 

Herbert of Cherbury, Lord, Auto- 
biogral»hy, 25 (note 1). 
Hercules Lybius, 133. 
Herd, David, 101 (note). 
Highland soldiers in Inverness, 
76, 79. 
Hippocrene, 109. 
History of Clan Mackenzie, 70 
(note). 
History of Scotland. (Sce under 
Burton, J. H. } 
History of Scots Affairs. (Sce Gor- 
don, James.) 
Holland, Earl of, 116. 
Holles, Gervase, 50 (note 2). 
--John, Earl of Clare, 51 (and 
note 1). 
Homer, Birthp]ace of, 109. 
Works, 166. 
Hope, A »astasius, quoted, 77(note). 
Horace, Odcs, quoted, 134 (note 1). 
Houghton, in lffottingham, 51 
(note 1). 
Hudibras, Alexander loss men- 
tioned in, 126. 
Hunt]y, Second Marquis of, 116. 
Covenanters and, 33. 
Family naine (GolIlon), 41 
(note 2). 
Taken prisoner, 38. 
 Third lXlarquis of, takes 
Ruthven Castle, 77. 
Hypermnestra, 133, 134. 

INNES, Alexander, 43 (note). 
Inverkeithing, 84. 
Inverness, 2, 32. 
Capture of, 68, 70, 81. 
Fortifications destroyed, 76. 
Highland soldiers at, 76, 78. 
Sasines, 101 (note 3). 
Irving, Dr : 
Account of SirThomas Urquhart 
leaving Scotland, 43. 
Zives of Scottish lVriters, 44 
(note), 149 (note). 
 John, of Bruklay, 7 (note). 

J. A., 124. 
James III. "- 
Act of, 54. 

James llI.--coditited. 
Grant of lXiotehill of Cromartic 
te William Urquhart, 17. 
James Vl., 7, 147 (note). 
Japhet, 131. 
Jericho, 55. 
Jean of Arc, 187. 
Johnson, Dr, on-- 
Crichton in Advcnttrer, 159 
(note 1). 
Traveller in Egypt, 27. 
Johnston and Mr Bedell, 175. 
 Arthur, 112. 
Latin Poems, 57 (note). 
Jonson, Ben, Catiline, 8. 
Jovius, Panlus, 145. 
Julius Cœesar, 27. 

](ER, General, 77 (note 2). 
Kinbeakie, Stone lfitel at, 137 
(note). 
King-Edward, Aberdeenshire, 4, 
8 (note 2), 19 (note). 
Kin.g's College : O.ffïcers and Grad. 
talcs, 10 (note). 
King's Covenant, Account of, 42 
(note 1). 
Kippis, Dr, 158 (note 2). 
On Urquhart's pedigree, 144 
(note 
Kirkhill, 76. 
Kirkmichael, 62 (note 1), 63. 

LAIB, Charles, 132 (note), 167 
(note). 
Lambert, 85. 
Laud, Archbishop, 32. 
Leake, Wi]liam, 116. 
Leighton, Archbishop, 66 (note 1). 
Lemlair, 70. 
Lesley, Lieut.-General David, 32 
(note). 
March te England, 84. 
]Iessage of encouragement te, 
75. 
Takes Castle of Chanonry, 76. 
 lorman, 55 (and note 1). 
 Robert, of Findrassie, 59 
(note}, 71 (note 1). 
Conduct towards Sir Thomas 
Urquhart, 55, 95. 



246 INDEX 

Lesley, Robert--conld. 
Mortgage on Cromartie estate, 
46. 
Dr William, Sir Thomas 
Urquhart's aecount of, 12 (and 
note 2), 37 (note 2). 
Lctters of Jtnius, 103 (note 3). 
Li»cs of .Eminent Men o.f Aberdeen, 
quotcd, 126 (note 1 }. 
Livcs o.f S«otlish l'riters. (Sec 
under Irving, Dr.) 
Logarithms, 123 (and note). 
Lowndes, B ibliogra2»hcr' s Mauual, 
101 (note). 
Lucian, 100 (note), 189. 
Lumphanan, 3 (note 2). 
Lunan, Alexauder, 11 (note). 
Lnther, lIartin» 187. 
Lynceus, 134. 

MCAVLAV, 174 (note). 
Itistory o.f England, quoted, 23. 
Macbeth's titles, 3. 
Macduff, 3 (note 2). 
]Iackcnzie, Alexandcr, 70 (note). 
-- (Sir) George, 102. 
George, sclls estate to Capt. 
W. Urquhart, 103. 
-- (Sir) Kenneth, 103. 
--- Thomas, of Pluscardine. 
Enters Inverness, 76. 
Proclaimed rebel and traitor, 71. 
Rising in North and, 69, 70, 76. 
/Iackintosh, C. Fraser. (Sec Aa.ti- 
quaria -hrotes. ) 
Macmillans of Knapdale, 135 (n.). 
Madanfabul, 144 (note). 
Madasima, 144 (note). 
Madrid, 27. 
M'Farlaue, Genealogical Collec- 
tions, 16 (note 1). 
lIaitland, on date of Sir Thomas 
Urquhart's birth, 6. 
Mantu% 163. 
]Iantua, Duke of, 164, 215 
llantuanns, Baptista, 166. 
llarischl College, 11 (note). 
Marischal, Earl, 36, 146. 
Enters Aberdeen, 43. 
/Iartin, Sir Theodore, 
Trissotetras 119 (note). 

Martin, Sir Theodore--contd. 
Unpublished Epigrams of Sir 
Thomas Urquhart, 116. 
Urquhart's account of his mis- 
tbrtunes, 61. 
Death, 97. 
Translation of Rabelais, 
192. 
/Iary Queen of Scots, 104 (note 1). 
Maubert, Place, 161 (note). 
lleldrum arms, 139 (note). 
]Ielville, Andrew, assists to re- 
modcl University education, 
lo, 11 (note). 
lIercnry, 198. 
Mcssina, 27. 
/licawber, Wilkins. (Sec David 
Copperfi:.ld. ) 
hliddleton, General, 32 (note). 
Joins Mackenzie's force, 76. 
 Earl of, 102 (note 2). 
Miller, Hugh, 102 (note 2). 
Description of Cromartie Castle, 
18. 
On siege ofCrom artie Castle, 140. 
On stone lintel at Kinbeakie, 
138. 
OnUrqnhart'sinventive powers, 
1SO. 
Reference to Sir Alexander 
Urquhart, 101 (note 3). 
(Sec also ,cews and Zege'ads of 
Vo'th of Scotland. ) 
]Iilton, John, 8, 30, 91. 
ttymn on 'ativity, quoted, 201 
(note 2). 
Paradise Lost, quoted, 201 (n. 2). 
Sonnet to Cromwell, quoted, 86. 
Miol, 145. 
Mitchell, Thomas, ministcr of 
Turriff, 41 (note 2), 42. 
Molinea, 133. 
Monboddo, Lord, on dual number, 
182. 
Montaigne, age on completing 
collegiate course, 9. 
Montrosc, Earl of, 36, 38, 78, 80 
(note 2). 
M'oral Talcs, 113 (note). 
Moray, 3, 4 (note). 
hloray Firth i 32, 62 (note 1). 



INDEX 247 

lIorlcy, Uuivcrsal L&rary, 185 
(note o.). 
Morrison, Dictionary of Dccisioers, 
146 (note). 
Motteux, Pierre A., 97, 184, 203 
(note 2). 
Completes Urquhart's Trans- 
lation of Rabelais, 192, 206 
(and note 1). 
On Urquhart's Translation of 
Rabelais, 98. 
]Iouat (de Monte Alto) family in 
Cromartie, 4 (and note 1). 
-- William, takes part of Kil)g 
Robert Bruce, 138. 
Mounie, 60. 
lIucholles, Lord, 41 (note 2). 
]Iunro, Jtdm, of Lemlair, and 
rising in North, 70. 
 Colonel Robert, ][ission to 
Marquis of Huntly, 34. 

NAR, 70. 
Iqapier, John, of Merchiston, 119, 
122 (and note 2), 124. 
laples, 28. 
Narfesia, Sovereign of the 
Amazons, 132. 
National Covcnant, quoted, 31. 
Newcastle, Earl of, 116. 
_h'cholas IVi«klcby, quoted, 11 
(note). 
Nicolia, 136. 
Nimrod, 131. 
Iqiort, 204 (note). 
lqisbet, on Urquhart's propcrty, 2. 
System of H(raldry, 3 (note 1). 
Noah, 131, 146. 
IVoctes A mbrosia,e (Blackwood), 
version of Urquhart's death, 
101 (note). 
" Nonconformist Conscience," 
187. 
orthumberland, Earl of, 116. 
ottingham, 86. 

OaLW, Lord, joins ][ackenzie's 
force, 76. 
Old Machar, 10. 
Orkneys, 80 (note 2). 
Orpah, 131. 

Overton, 96. 
Ovid, 195 (note). 
Metamorphosis, 133. 
Ozell, edition of Rabelais, 206. 

P.¢Dt/t, 163. 
Pantagruel, 158 (note), 161, 190. 
(See also Urquhart, Sir 
Thomas, Translation of 
Rabelais. ) 
Panthea, daughter of Deucalion 
and Pyrrha, 133. 
Panurge, 158 (note), 197. (Sec 
also Urquhart, Sir Thomas, 
Translation of Rabelais.) 
Pape, Charles, Minister of Culli- 
cudden, 63. 
Paris, 28. 
Parnassus, ]Iount, 44, 109. 
Pegasus, 109. 
Pembroke, Earl of, 116. 
Pentasilea, Queen of the Amazons, 
135. 
Penuel, 131. 
Pericles, 149 (note). 
Persius, 8 (note 2) ; quoted, 162. 
Perth, 84. 
Petrarch, 166. 
Petric, James, 8 (note 2). 
Pharaoh Amenophis, 133. 
Philcmon (Philomenes), death 
100 (note). 
Pillars of ttercules, 124. 
Pistol, Ancient, 2, 109 (note). 
Pitkerrie, 103. 
Plato, 124, 202 (and note). 
Pliny, 52 (note 2). 
Pluscardine. (Sec Iackenzie, 
Thomas. ) 
Plutus, 52, 198 (note). 
Pococke's Tour, 17 (note 2), 103 
(note 1). 
Pope, Alexander-- 
1)enciad, 206 (note 2). 
On Rabelais, 186. 
Portia, 22, 25. 
Portugal founded, 145. 
Pothina, niece of Lycurgus, 136. 
Prott, David, killed at Towie- 
Barclay, 40. 
Providence, Rhodc Island, 90. 



248 INDEX 

Pulteney, Sir William, 103 (note 2). 
Pythagoras, 124, 202. 

QUEEN Elizabeth, 120. 
--Mary, of England, 102. 
 Mary, of Scotland, 104 (note 
1), 168. 
Queensfcrry, 84. 

RABAN, printer, Aberdeen, 57 (n.). 
2abe[ezis, 107 (note 2), 119 (note), 
185 (and note 2), 192 (note), 
235 (note). 
labelais, François, sketch of, 187. 
Gargant a and _Pantagrucl, 189. 
(Sce Urquhart, Sir Thomas, 
Translation of II, abelais.) 
Raleigh, Sir Waltcr, 120. 
ltistory of the lVorld: 8. 
Raphael, 187. 
Reay, Lord, joins Mackenzie's 
tbrce, 76, 78 (note). 
ccords of Court of Justiciary, 
16 (note 2). 
tedgauttlet, quoted, 102 (note 1). 
Resolis, 62 (note 1). 
Riddell, J., ,Scotch Pcerage Law, 
55 (note). 
Rising of Cavaliers in orth, 69. 
Robertson, William, of Kind- 
easse, Sir Thomas Urquhart's 
account of, 94. 
Rolland, Catharine, 13 (note 1). 
Rome, 28. 
Ross, Alexander (1), minister iii 
Aberdeen, 37 (note 2). 
-- Alexander (2), 126 (note 1). 
Recommends Trissotetras, 126. 
Yerses, 126, 127 (note). 
-- George, of Pitkerrie, buys 
Cromartie estate, 17, 103. 
-- (Sir) Hugh, owns Crom- 
artie, 4. 
-- (]Iajor) Walter Chartcris, of 
Cromartie, 103 (note 3). 
-- William, Earl of, 4. 
Rothes, Eafls of, 55 (note). 
Rothiemay, Banffshire, 35 (note 
1), 43 (note). 
Row, Historie of Iïrk of Scotland, 
42 (note). 

I¢oyalists escape to England, 43 
(note 1). 
Ruskin, John, 173 (note). 
Rutherford, Sanmel, Principal of 
St Andrcws, 82. 
Ruthven Castle takcn by Marquis 
of Huntly, 77. 

ST ANDREWS, 82. 
St tIilarion, 204 (note). 
St Jerome, IZita ,çanct tIil- 
ariouis, 204 (note). 
5*t Ro(rn's lIell, quoted, 186. 
Salton, Lord, 141. 
Saragossa, 27. 
Sccncs and Lcgeds of North of 
,S'cotlad, quoted, 18, 102 (note 
2), 139 (note), 141 (note). 
Scota, daughter of Pharaoh, 
145. 
Scotch army marches into Eng- 
land, 84. 
Scotch Pceragc Law. (See Rid- 
dell, J.). 
Scotchman abroad, 24. 
Scotland : 
Episcopacy in, 32, 102 (note 2). 
Four armies in, 32 (note 1). 
Mythical history of, 145. 
University education in,9. (Sec 
also Aberdeen University.) 
Scrogie, Dr Alexander, 37 (note 
2), 43 (note). 
Seaforth, George, Earl of, 69. 
Seaton, Dr, in Paris, 28. 
-- John, 11 (note). 
-- William, 11 (note). 
Sir Thomas Urquhart's account 
of, 13. 
Seton, Alexander, of Meldrum, 
102 (note 3), 
 arms, 139 (note). 
 Elizabeth, 102 (note 3). 
Shafton, Sir Piercie, 124. 
Shakespeare, William : 
Henry 1V., 165 (note). 
Mcrchant of lcnice, 25. 
Midsm,ner 2Xight's JDrcam, 
174 (note). 
Twclfth 2Vight, 122 (note). 
l]iter's Talc, 8. 



INDEX 249 

Shephard, Jack, 51 (note). 
Shrewsbury, 86. 
Sibbald, Dr James, 37 (note 2). 
Smith, Sidney, "preaching to 
death by vild curatcs," 66. 
-- W. F., Translation of 
Rabelais, 158 (note 1), 99 
(note 1), 191. 
Socrates, 119 (note), 124. 
Sodom and Gomorrha, 133. 
Solvatius, King, 137. 
Somerled, Lord of the Isles 136 
(note 1). 
South, Scrmns, 199 (note). 
Southcote, Joanna, 179 (note). 
Southey, Dr Dovc, 114 (note), 
178 (note). 
Spalding, mentions Sir Thomas 
Urquhart, 38. 
Mcmorials, quoted, 40, 43 
(note). 
Spartianus, Elius, Lire of Gcta, 
205 (note). 
Spenser, 120. 
Spilsbury, Sir Thomas Urquhart 
stays with, 86, 153. 
Stacker, James, 41 (note 2). 
Steele, Richard, 50 (note 2). 
Stirling, 84. 
Strachau, General, 77 (note 2), 
81 (note). 
Strafford, Earl of, 116. 
Stralsund, 69. 
Stratford-on-Avon, 86. 
Strathbogie, 34. 
Strathearn, Earls of, fami]y 
naine, 135 (note). 
Sutherland, Earl of, action 
against Earls of Crawford, 
Errol, and Marischal. 146. 
-- James, "Tutor of Duffus," 
56. 

TAMEr, LANE, 67. 
Tarbat, Viscount, First Earl of 
Cromartie, 103. 
Tcrmuth, daughter of Pharaoh 
Amenophis, 133. 
Thaumast, 158 (note). 
The Lords Iphinstone, quotcd, 
7 (note), 13 (note 3). 

The Tables and Aberdcen, 35, 37. 
Thclema, Abbey of, 193 scqq. 
Thelcmites, 195 scqq. 
Thvugh the Looking- Glass, 
quoted, 114 (note). 
Thucydides, 149 (note). 
Thymelica, daughter of Bacchus, 
135. 
Toledo, 27. 
Torespay, 77 (note). 
Tor Wood, 84. 
Tomlins, Richard, 176 (note). 
Towie-Barclay Castle, 38 (note 2). 
 laird of,plunders Balquholly, 
39. 
Tristram ,çhaày, quoted, 47 
(note 3). 
Trot of Turriff, 41 {and notc 2). 
ïurriff, 38. 
Inhabitants subscribe King's 
Covenant, 42. 
"Tutor," hIeaning of, 5 (note 1). 
Tycheros, 131. 
Tytler, Patrick F. : 
Lire of thc Admirable Crichlon, 
159 165, 190. 
On Urqubart's Translation of 
Rabelais, 190. 

TNIVEItSITI" of Aberdeen, New 
Constitution, 10, 11 (uote). 
Urquhart, Adam of, owns Crom- 
artie, 4. 
-- Sir Alexander, 16. 
Petition for compensation for 
lossês, 61. 
Petition for Sheriffshi 1) of 
Cromartie, 98, 100. 
 Annas, 7 (note). 
 arms, 132, 133, 137 (and 
note 1). 
 (Major) Beauchaml) Col- 
clough, 102 (note 3). 
-- Cainotomos, 135. 
-- Euplocamos, 134. 
-- family, descent of, 130 scqq. 
-- George, 7 (note). 
---- Helen, 7 (notc). 
-- Henry, 7 (note). 
ttçpsegvras, 133. 
-- Colî)ne] James, 102 (note 3). 



250 INDEX 

Urquhart, Jane, 7 (note). 
 John, 7 (note). 
-- Sir John, of Craigfintray, 101 
(note 2). 
Ilereditary Sheriffof Cromartic, 
60. 
Death, 102 (note 2). 
-- John, of Craigfintray, "thc 
Tutor of Cromartie," 5 (and 
note 1), 6 (and note 1), 19 
(note), 102 (note 3). 
-- Jonathan, 102. 
 Margaret, 7 (note). 
-- Mellessen, 136. 
-- Molin, 133. 
 lames of Chiefs and 
Primitive Fathers, Appcndix 
i. 211. 
lames of Molhers of Chiefs, 
Appendix i. 213. 
(de Vrquhartt), origin of 
name, 4 (note 2), 132 
(note 1). 
-- Pamprosodos, 133. 
-- Phrenedon, 133. 
-- Propetes, 133. 
-- Rodrigo, 135. 
SR TnoAs (Urchard, 
Urquhardus, Wrqhward, Wr- 
whart), 132 (note). 
Account of Aberdeen ,nd emi- 
nent men, 12. 
Account of Admirable Crichton, 
157. 
Account o f impoverished estates, 
45. 
Ancestry, 2. 
At Worcester, 86, 129. 
Birth, 6. 
Birthplace unknown, 8. 
Book-hunting, 29. 
Characteristics, 53, 104 (and 
notes 1, 2), 105, 130, 144 
(note 2). 
Conduct of creditors, 94. 
Death, 97, 99 (note 1). 
Description of his fathcr's 
charactcr, 14. 
Enters University of Aberdeen, 
9 (and note 1}. 
Escaloes fo England, 43. 

Urquhart, Sir Thomas--cotd. 
Foreign Travel, 22, 25, 27. 
Knighted, 44. 
Lesley and, 55. 
Liberated on parole, 89. 
Literary achievements, 2, 148. 
Lives at Cromartic--financial 
diflïculties, 51. 
Loses ancestral domains and 
jurisdiction, 60. 
]IS. of unpublished Poems 
quotcd, 5 (note 2) ; dcscribed, 
116. 
MSS. lost after Worcester, 88, 
129, 154. 
O G. Anderson's preaching, 
63, 66. 
Papers seized, 93. 
Portraits, 107. 
Fraise of "the Tutor of Crom- 
artie," 5 (and note 2). 
Prepares MSS. for publication, 
89. 
ærisoner in the Tower, 88. 
Proclaimed rebel and traitor, 71. 
Relations with ]Iinisters of 
Chnrch, 61. 
Religious bclief, 67. 
Remiaiscence of his youth, 20. 
Rental, 51. 
Rcply to Commissioncrs' re- 
monstrances, 72. 
Resides in London, 50 (and 
noe 2). 
Returns home, 30. 
Rising in North and, 69. 
Schemes and inventions, 53. 
Speed in conposition, 117, 151. 
Succeeds to estates, 47. 
"Supplication" for pardon, 81. 
Takes np arms for Stuarts, 38, 
69, 84, 
Vanity, 24 (note 3). 
Works :-- 
EKŒKTBAAATPOE: or, 
Discovey of a most ex- 
quisite Juwel, 92. 
Account of, 148 scqq. (and 
note 1). 
Descri[,tion of Admirable 
Crichton, 157 sqq. 



INDEX 25t 

Urquhart, Sir Thomas--con!d. 
Works--continued 
In contemporary politics, 
168. 
On tXme of Scots in battle, 
157. 
Quoted, 67, 153, 165, 168, 
170, 172, 174. 
Epigrams: Divine and Moral, 
44. 
Account of, 111 seqq. 
Dedication, 111, 115. 
Quoted, 60(note), 113, 114. 
]XIS., quoted, 109 (note). 
Logopadeclcision; or, An In- 
troduction to the Uni- 
versal Language : 
Account of, 175 scqq. 
Published, 96. 
Quoted, 48, 57, 62 (note 2), 
90. 
IIA.NTOXPOIOXA510N : 
Peculiar Promptuary of 
Time, 92. 
Accourir of, 128 scqq. 
Translation of Rabelais, 2, 
96, 97, 161,205. 
&ccount of, 184, 190 seqq. 
Exploiîs of Pantagïuel, 161 
(note 2). 
Genealogy of Pantagrncl, 
144. 
Interpolations, 203. 
Panurge, Sketch of, 197. 
Skctch of Abbey of Thcl- 
ema, 193. 
Yarious editions, 206. 
Trissotctvas, 92, 114. 
Accourir of, 117 (and note 1). 
Unpublished Epigrams, 
dications or; 116. 
 Thomas, marries Helen Aber- 
nethie, their family, 141. 
 Sir Thomas, senior 
Action against his sons, 16. 
Becomes caution for Alexander 
Forbes, 15. 
Ielieves in long pedigree, 147. 
Death, 47 (and ncte 3). 
"Desk"or Pew iii Ban ff Church, 
19 (and note 1). 

Urquhart, Sir Thos., sen.--contd. 
Episcopalian, 30, 33, 35. 
larriage- con t ract, 7 (and note1). 
Pccuniary difliculties, 13, 15,45. 
Rcsidence in Ban[I; 18 (and 
note 2). 
Sketch of, 5, 6. 
(Captain) William, of 
Mcldrum, buys Cromartie 
estate, 103. 
 WillLzm, receives grant of 
Motehill of Cromartie, 17. 
Urquharts oïMeldrmn, 102(note 3). 

VALER1US IAXIMUS, 100 (note)• 
Venice, 28, 163. 
Virgi|, 166, 201 (lmte 1). 
Vocompos, arms of, 137. 
Voltail'c, 189. 

WALLACE, Professor of Mathe- 
matics, Edinburgh, on l'ris- 
sotctras, 119. 
 William, and William ]Xlouat, 
139. 
Wardlaw IIS., 76, 78 (lmte). 
Wan'ington Bridge, 85. 
Westminster Abbey, 145. 
Whibley, Charles, _h5,w Rcvieu,, 
quotcd, 112. 
Wil|iams, Roger, Missionary to 
Indians, 90, 91 (note 1). 
Williamson, Robert, Minister of 
Kirkmichae|, 63. 
Windsor Castle, Sir Tllomas Ur- 
quhart removed to, 89. 
Wodrow, quoted, 81 (note 2), 102 
(note 2). 
Worcester, 86. 
Battle of, 87. 
-- Marquis of, Ceutury of the 
.5ames ad Scantlig of 
• . . Inventios, 181 (note 2). 
Worldly Wiseman, 34. 
Wyntown's C'onykil, quoted, 3 
(note 2). 

YARES of Udoll, 56. 
York, 86. 
 Thomas, 50 (note 2). 
Young, James, 118 (note). 



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" There is vision in this book as well as knowledge. 
Robert BUPSI By GABRIEL SETOUN. 
" A very valuable and opportune addition to a useful serles."--ooman. 
Thœe Balladists, By JOHN GEDE. 
" One of the most deligbtful and eloquent appreciations of the ballad literature of 
Scotland that has ever seen the light."W 
Richard Cmoil, By Professor HERKLESS. 
«, Interesting study of Cameron and h[s times."Wationa[ 
Si dms , SIO, By EvE BLAN'rYRE SIMeSON. 
" It is indeed long since we bave read such a charmingly-written biography as 
th little Lire of the most typlcal and ' Famous Scot' that his count'men have 
been proud of since the rime of Sir Walter .... There is not a dull, irrelevant 
or superfluous page in all Miss Simpson's booklet, and she bas performed the 
biographer's chier duty--that of selectionlwith consummate skill and judgment." 
--Daily Chronicle. 
Tho$ C], By Professor W. GARBEN BLAIKIE. 
"The most notable feature of Professor Blaikie's bOOkland none could be more 
commendable--is its perfect balance and proportion. In other words, justice is 
done equa]ly to the private and to tbe public lire of ChMmers, if possible greatcr 
justice than has been done by Mrs. Oliphant."ISficctator. 
dames Boswell, By W. KEITH LEASK. 
"One of the finest and moet convincing psages that have recently appeared 
the field of British Biography."[ornbtg Leader. 
Tobias Smollett. By OLIPHANT SMEATON. 
" Mr. Smeaton h produced a very readable and vivid biography."Ac¢mff. 
Fletcher o[ Saltoun, By G. W. T. OtOB 
" Unmistakably the most interesting and complete story of the life of Fleter 
of Saltoun that has yet appeed."Lee [ercury. 
The * Blackwood  ŒYoup, By Sir GEORGE DOUGLAS. 
" Sir George Douglas, in addition to summarising their biographies, critic their 
works with excellent and well-weighed appreclation."Litcrarff tVorld. 
oma aclod, By JOHN VELLWOOB. 
" Its general picturesqueness is effective, while the criticlsm is eminently llbeml 
and sound."ISCOtS 
Sir Walter Scott. By GEORGE SAINTSBURY. 
" Mr. Saintsbu's miniature is a gem of its kind.--PMl Iall 
Kirkcaldy of ŒYanffe, By Louis A. BARBÉ. 
" A conscientious and thorough picce of work showing wide and accurate 
knowledge."IGlg 
Çobert Fegusson. gy A. B. GROSRT, D.D., LL.D. 
'It is a creditable, useful, and painstaking book, a enuine contribution to 
Scottish literary history."ritish l¢éekly. 
dm Thomo. By WILLIAM BAYNE. 
"The story of Thoon's claire to the disputed authorhip of' Rule Britannia' 
is sustalned by his countrymn with sprit and in our judgment with success." 
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clear, fair, and concise lines Hume and his philosophy to the mind of hls countrymen 
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Willi&m DunD&r. By OLIPHANT SMEATON. 
" A graphic and informed accouut hot only of the man and his works» but of his 
immediate environment and of the rimes in whicb he lived."--ai/i}. 
ir William Wall&ce. By Professor MçRlSON. 
" Mr. lurison is to be heartily congratulated on this little boom. After much 
hard and discriminate labour, he bas pieced together by far the best, one might say 
the only rational and coherent, account of Wallace that exists."S¢akr. 
Robert Louis Stevenson, By IARGARET I. BLACK. 
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The wrter has style, sympathy, dstnction, and understanding. We were loth fo 
ut the book aside. Ifs one fau[t s that if is too short."OHoo}. 
Thomas Reid. By roçcsso CAMPBKLL FEASEE. 
"Supples what must be allowed fo be a distinct want n out Hterature, in the 
shape of a brl£, popular and accessible biography of the founder o[ the so-called 
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one who bas ruade a specal study o£ the problems that engaged the mind of 
-- Scot«man. 
Pollok and Aytoun. By ROSALINE IAssON. 
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readab]e way. Her criticisms are sound and judicious, and altogether the little 
volume is a very acceptable addition fo the series."ort 
Adam Smith. By IIECTOR C. IACPHERSON. 
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presents the essent]al facts in a lucid and interesting way." Mr. HERBERT 
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Andrew elville. By WILLIAM IORISON. 
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wlth whlch if is we[l fo be acquainted. No better guide could be found than 
Morison. "--Sectatar. 
J&mes Frederick Ferrier. By E. S. HALDANE. 
" Ferrier the man, aud even Ferrier the professor, liss Haldane brings near to 
us, an attractive and interesting figure."Sot$man. 
" This biography of him will be highly esteemed because of the grace and v. 
with which Miss Haldane bas done her work. To the ' Famous Scots' series of 
volumes there bave been many excellent contributions, but hOt one of them is more 
interesting than this latest addition."Dundee CourAer. 
King Robert the Bruce. By Professor MçRISON. 
"Professor lurison has glven us a book for which hot o,fiy Scots, but eve man 
who can appreciate a record of great days worthily told, will be grateful."Iorning 
L eer. 
"The story of Bruce is brilliantly told in clear and flexible language, which 
draws the reader on wlth the interest of a novel. Professor lurison is a most 
impartial and thoroughly reliable critic, and may be followed with confidence by all 
who desire a truthful and unprejudiced picture of this greatest of the Scots." 
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