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A 

THOUSAND  MILES 


IN    THE 


ROB  EOT   CANOE 

ON  RIVERS  AND  LAKES  OF 
EUROPE. 

BY  J.  .MACGREOOR,  M.A., 

^  TBINITY   COLLEQE,   CAMBBIDGE  ; 
BABBISTEB  AT   LAW: 


Numerous  Blustrattons  antit  a 


THOUSAND. 


LONDON : 
SAMPSON    LOW,    SON,    AND    MAESTON 

MILTON    HOUSE,    LUDGATE-HILL. 
1866. 

(The  Right  of  Translation  reserved.) 


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PREFACE. 


THE  voyage  about  to  be  described  was  made 
last  Autumn  in  a  small  Canoe,  with  a  double 
paddle  and  sails,  which  the  writer  managed 
alone. 

The  route  led  sometimes  over  mountains  aud 
through  forests  and  plains,  where  the  boat  had 
to  be  carried  or  dragged. 

The  waters  navigated  were  as  follows : — 

The  Rivers  Thames,  Sambre,  Meuse,  Rhine, 
Main,  Danube,  Reuss,  Aar,  111,  Moselle,  Meurthe, 
Marne,  and  Seine. 

The  Lakes  Titisee,  Constance,  Unter  See, 
Zurich,  Zug,  and  Lucerne,  together  with  six 
canals  in  Belgium  and  France,  and  two  expe- 
ditions in  the  open  sea  of  the  British  Channel. 

TEMPLE,  LONDON, 

April  25,  1866. 


IV 


THE  AUTHOR'S  PROFITS  FROM  THE  FIRST  AND 
SECOND  EDITIONS,  WERE  GIVEN  TO  THE 
ROYAL  NATIONAL  LIFE-BOAT  INSTITUTION 

AND       TO 
SOCIETY. 


LIST  OF  ILLUSTRATIONS, 


Page 
EAPIDS  OF  THE  EEUSS  (Frontispiece). 

SEA  EOLLEES  IN  THE  CHANNEL  ...  ...  ...     19 

SWIMMING  HEED  ON  THE  METTSE  ...  ...  ...     28 

SINGEES'  WAGGON  ON  THE  DANUBE  ...  ...  ...     49 

A  CEOWD  IN  THE  MOENING  ...  ...  ...  ...     65 

HAYMAKEES  AMAZED            ...  ...  ...  ...     80 

NIGHT  SUBPEISE  AT  GEGGLINGEN  ...  ...  ...    93 

THE  Eos  EOT  IN  A  BUSTLE  ...  ...  ...  110 

SAILING  UPON  LAKE  ZUG    ...  ...  ...  ...  134 

SHIRKING  A  WATEEFALL     ...  ...  ...  ...  152 

A  CEITICAL  MOMENT           ...  ...  ...  ...  168 

ASTEIDE    THE   STEBN                 ...  ...  ...  ...    186 

THE  EOB  EOT  AND  THE  Cow  ...  ...  ...  213 

POLITE  TO  THE  LADIES          ...  ...  ...  ...  230 

G-EOUP  OP  FEENCH  FISHEBS...  ...  ...  ...  246 

PASSING  A  DANGEEOUS  BAEEIEE  ...  :..  ...  263 

A  CHOKED  CANAL  ...            ...  ...  ...  ...  281 

ElGGING  ASHOEE    ...                 ...  ...  ...  ...    290 

EOUTE  OP  THE  CANOE  (Map)  ...  ...  ...  291 

CHAET  OP  CUEEENTS  AND  EOCKS  ..  302 


CONTENTS. 


CHAPTEE  I.  page 

Canoe  Travelling-  Other  Modes— The  Eob  Roy— Hints- 
Tourists — The  Eivers— The  Dress— I  and  We  ...  1 

CHAPTEE  II. 

The  Start— The  Nore— Porpoises— A  Gale— The  Channel— 
Ostend  Canal — Eiver  Meuse — Earl  of  Aberdeen — 
Holland— The  Ehine— The  Premier's  Son— Eiver  Main 
—Heron  Stalking— The  Prince  of  Wales  ...  ...  12 

CHAPTEE  III. 

Hollenthal  Pass— Ladies— Black  Forest— Night  Music- 
Beds — Lake  Titisee — Pontius  Pilate — Storm — Starers 
— Banket — Four  in  hand — Source  of  the  Danube  ...  38 

CHAPTEE  IV. 

Eiver  Donau  —  Singers  —  Shady  nooks — Greisingen — Mill 
Weirs — Eapids — Morning  Crowd — Donkey's  Stable — 
Islands — Monks — Spiders — Concert — Fish — A  race  ...  55 

CHAPTEE  V. 

Sigmaringen— Treacherous  trees — Congress  of  herons — 
Flying  Dutchman — Tub  and  shovel — Bottle  race — 
Snags— Bridge  Perils— Ya  Yol— Ferry  Eope— Be- 
nighted— Ten  eggs  ...  ...  ...  ...  75 

CHAPTEE  VI. 

Day-dream — Eiver  Iller — Ulm — A  stiff  king — Lake  Con- 
stance— Seeing  in  the  dark — Switzerland — Coloured 
Canvas — Sign  talk — Synagogue — Amelia — Gibberish  96 

CHAPTEE  VII. 

Fog — Fancy  pictures — Boy  soldiers — Boat's  billet — Eating 
— Lake  Zurich — Crinoline — Hot  walk — Staring — Lake 
Zug— Swiss  shots— Fishing  Britons— Talk-book  ...  118 

CHAPTEE  VIII. 

Sailing  on  Lucerne — Seeburg — Eiver  scenes — Night  and 
snow — The  Eeuss — A  dear  dinner — Seeing  a  rope — 
Passing  a  fall — Sullen  roar — Bremgarten  rapids  ...  142 


Vlll  CONTENTS. 

CHAPTER  IX. 

Hunger— Music  at  the  mill— Sentiment  and  chops— River 
Limmat — Fixed  on  a  fall — River  Aar — Rhine  again — 
Douaniers — Falls  of  Lauffenburg — The  cow  cart  ...  159 

CHAPTER  X. 

Field  of  Foam — Precipice — Puzzled — Philosophy — Rhein- 
felden  Rapids — Dazzled — Lower  Rapids — Astride — 
Fate  of  the  Four-oar— Yery  Salt— Ladies— Whirlpool 
— Funny  English — Insulting  a  baby — Bride  ...  ]  77 

CHAPTER  XI. 

Private  concert — Thunderer — La  Hardt  Forest — Mulhouse 
Canal — River  111 — Reading  Stories — Madame  Nico — 
Night  Noises — Pets — Ducking — The  Yosges  mountains 
— Admirers — Boat  on  wheels — New  wine  ...  ...  196 

CHAPTER  XII. 

Bonfire — My  wife — Matthews — Tunnel  picture— Imposture 
— Fancy — Moselle — Cocher — Saturday  Review  Tracts 
— G-ymnastics  —  The  paddle — A  spell  —  Overhead — 
Feminine  forum — Public  breakfast  ...  ...  216 

CHAPTER  XIII. 

River  Moselle — The  Tramp — Halcyon — Painted  woman — 
Beating  to  quarters — Boat  in  a  hedge — River  Meurthe 
— Moving  House — Tears  of  a  mother — Five  francs  . . .  234 

CHAPTER  XIY. 

Ladies  in  muslin — Chalons  Camp — Officers  shouting — 
Volunteers'  umbrella  —  Reims  —  Leaks  —  Madame 
Clicquot — Heavy  blow — The  Elephant — First  Cloud...  255 

CHAPTER  XY. 

Meaux  on  the  Marne — Hammering — Popish  forms — Wise 
dogs— Blocked  in  a  Tunnel — A  dry  voyage — Arbour 
and  Garret — Odd  fellows — Dream  on  the  Seine — 
Almost  over — No  admittance — Charing-cross  ...  276 

APPENDIX. 

Hints  for  Canoists — The  Rob  Roy's  Stores — Chart  of  rocks 
and  currents — The  Kent — Danger — Exercise— Sun — 
Walking  machine — Odds  and  ends—  Future  voyages  ...  291 


CHAPTER  I. 


Canoe  Travelling— Other  Modes— The  Eob  Roy— Hints 
—Tourists— The  Rivers— The  Dress— I  and  We— The 
Election. 

THE  object  of  this  book  is  to  describe  a  new  mode 
of  travelling  on  the  Continent,  by  which,  new 
people  and  things  are  met  with,  while  healthy 
exercise  is  enjoyed,  and  an  interest  ever  varied 
with  excitement  keeps  fully  alert  the  energies  of 
the  mind. 

Some  years  ago  the  Water  Lily  was  rowed  by 
four  men  on  the  Rhine  and  on  the  Danube,  and 
its  "  log  "  delighted  all  readers.  Afterwards,  the 
boat  Water  Witch  laboured  up  French  rivers,  and 
through  a  hundred  tedious  locks  on  the  Bale 
canal.  But  these  and  other  voyages  of  three  or 
five  men  in  an  open  boat  were  necessarily  very 
limited.  In  the  wildest  parts  of  the  best  rivers 
the  channel  is  too  narrow  for  oars,  or,  if  wide,  it 
B 


2  THE    CANOIST. 

is  too  shallow  for  a  row-boat ;  and  the  tortuous 
passages,  the  rocks  and  banks,  the  weeds  and 
snags,  the  milldams,  barriers,  fallen  trees,  rapids, 
whirlpools,  and  waterfalls  that  constantly  occur 
on  a  river  winding  among  hills,  make  those  very 
parts  where  the  scenery  is  wildest  and  best  to  be 
quite  unapproachable  in  an  open  boat,  for  it  would 
be  swamped  by  the  sharp  waves,  or  upset  over 
the  sunken  rocks  which  it  is  utterly  impossible 
for  a  steersman  to  see. 

But  these  very  things,  which  are  obstacles  or 
dangers  to  the  "  pair  oar,"  become  interesting 
features  to  the  voyager  in  a  covered  canoe.  For 
now,  as  he  sits  in  his  little  bark,  he  looks  forward, 
and  not  backward.  He  sees  all  his  course,  and 
the  scenery  besides.  With  one  powerful  sweep  of 
his  paddle  he  can  instantly  turn  the  canoe,  when 
only  a  foot  distant  from  fatal  destruction.  He 
can  steer  within  an  inch  in  a  narrow  place,  or 
pass  through  reeds  and  weeds,  branches  and 
grass ;  can  hoist  and  lower  his  sail  without 
changing  his  seat ;  can  shove  with  his  paddle  when 
aground,  or  jump  out  in  good  time  to  prevent  a 
decided  smash.  He  can  wade  and  haul  the 
light  craft  over  shallows,  or  drag  it  on  dry  ground, 
through  fields  and  hedges,  over  dykes,  barriers, 
and  walls ;  can  carry  it  by  hand  up  ladders  and 
stairs,  and  can  transport  his  boat  over  high 


CANOE    TRAVELLING.  3 

mountains  and  broad  plains  in  a  cart  drawn  by 
a  horse,  a  bullock,  or  a  cow. 

Nay,  more  than  this,  the  covered  canoe  is 
far  stronger  than  an  open  boat,  and  may  be 
fearlessly  dropped  headforemost  into  a  deep  pool, 
a  lock,  or  a  millrace,  and  yet,  when  the  breakers 
are  high,  in  the  open  sea  or  in  fresh  water  rapids, 
they  can  only  wash  over  the  covered  deck,  while 
it  is  always  dry  within. 

Again,  the  canoe  is  safer  than  a  rowing-boat, 
because  you  sit  so  low  in  it,  and  never  require  to 
shift  your  place  or  lose  hold  of  the  paddle ;  while 
for  comfort  during  long  hours,  for  days  and  weeks 
of  hard  work,  it  is  evidently  the  best,  because  you 
lean  all  the  time  against  a  backboard,  and  the 
moment  you  rest  the  paddle  on  your  lap  you  are 
as  much  at  ease  as  in  an  arm-chair ;  so  that, 
while  drifting  along  with  the  current  or  the  wind, 
you  can  gaze  around,  and  eat  or  read  or  chat  with 
the  starers  on  the  bank,  and  yet,  in  a  moment  of 
sudden  danger,  the  hands  are  at  once  on  the 
faithful  paddle  ready  for  action. 

Finally,  you  can  lie  at  full  length  in  the  canoe, 
with  the  sail  as  an  awning  for  the  sun,  or  a  shelter 
for  rain,  and  you  can  sleep  in  it  thus  at  night, 
under  cover,  with  an  opening  for  air  to  leeward, 
and  at  least  as  much  room  for  turning  in 
your  bed  as  sufficed  for  the  great  Duke  of 
B  2 


4  OTHER   MODES. 

"Wellington;  or,  if  you  are  tired  of  the  water 
for  a  time,  you  can  leave  your  boat  at  an  inn — 
it  will  not  be  "  eating  its  head  off,"  like  a  horse  ; 
or  you  can  send  it  home  or  sell  it,  amj.  take  to  the 
road  yourself,  or  sink  into  the  dull  old  cushions 
of  the  "  Premiere  Classe,"  and  dream  you  are 
seeing  the  world. 

With  such  advantages,  then,  and  with  good 
weather  and  good  health,  the  canoe  voyage  about, 
to  be  described  was  truly  delightful,  and  I  never 
enjoyed  so  much  continuous  pleasure  in  any  other 
tour. 

But,  before  this  deliberate  assertion  has  weight 
with  intending  "  canoists,"  it  may  well  be  asked 
from  one  who  thus  praises  the  paddle,  "  Has  he 
travelled  in  other  ways,  so  as  to  know  their 
several  pleasures  ?  Has  he  climbed  glaciers  and 
volcanoes,  dived  into  caves  and  catacombs,  trotted 
in  the  Norway  carriole,  ambled  on  an  Arab,  and 
galloped  on  the  Russian  steppes  ?  Does  he  know 
the  charms  of  a  Nile  boat,  or  a  Trinity  Eight, 
or  a  sail  in  the  -ZEgean,  or  a  mule  in  Spain? 
Has  he  swung  upon  a  camel,  or  glided  in  a 
sleigh,  or  trundled  in  a  Rantoone  ? " 

Yes,  he  has  most  thoroughly  enjoyed  these  and 
other  modes  of  locomotion  in  the  four  corners  of 
the  world ;  but  the  pleasure  in  the  canoe  was  far 
better  than  all. 


THE    ROB    ROY.  0 

The  weather  last  summer  was,  indeed,  ex- 
ceptionally good;  but  then  rain  would  have 
diminished  some  of  the  difficulties,  though  it 
might  have  been  a  bore  to  paddle  ten  hours  in  a 
downpour.  Two  inches  more  of  water  in  the 
rivers  would  have  saved  many  a  grounding  and 
wading,  while,  at  worst,  the  rain  could  have  wetted 
only  the  upper  man,  which  a  cape  can  cover ;  so, 
even  in  bad  weather,  give  me  the  canoe. 

Messrs.  Searle  and  Sons,  of  Lambeth,  soon  built 
for  me  the  very  boat  I  wanted. 

The  Rob  Roy  is  built  of  oak,  and  covered  fore 
and  aft  with  cedar.  She  is  made  just  short 
enough  to  go  into  the  German  railway  waggons ; 
that  is  to  say,  fifteen  feet  in  length,  twenty-eight 
inches  broad,  nine  inches  deep,  weighs  eighty 
pounds,  and  draws  three  inches  of  water,  with 
an  inch  of  keel.  A  paddle  seven  feet  long,  with 
a  blade  at  each  end,  and  a  lug  sail  and  jib,  are  the 
means  of  propulsion ;  and  a  pretty  blue  silk 
Union  Jack  is  the  only  ornament. 

The  elliptic  hole  in  which  I  sit  is  fifty-four  inches 
long  and  twenty  broad,  and  has  a  macintosh  cover 
fastened  round  the  combing  and  to  a  button  on 
my  breast;  while  between  my  knees  is  my 
baggage  for  three  months,  in  a  black  bag  one 
foot  square  and  five  inches  deep. 

But,  having  got  this  little  boat,  the  difficulty  was 


6  HINTS. 

to  find  where  she  could  go  to,  or  what  rivers  were 
at  once  feasible  to  paddle  on,  and  pretty  to  see. 

Inquiries  in  London  as  to  this  had  no  result. 
Even  the  Paris  Boat  Club  knew  nothing  of 
French  rivers.  The  best  German  and  Austrian 
maps  were  frequently  wrong.  They  made  villages 
on  the  banks  which  I  found  were  a  mile  away  .in 
a  wood,  and  so  were  useless  to  one  who  had  made 
up  his  mind  (a  good  resolve)  never  to  leave  his 
boat. 

It  was  soon,  therefore,  evident  that,  after 
quitting  the  Rhine,  this  was  to  be  a  voyage  of 
discovery.  And  as  I  would  most  gladly  have 
accepted  any  hints  on  the  matter  myself,  so  I 
venture  to  hope  that  this  narrative  will  lessen 
the  trouble,  while  it  stimulates  the  desire  of  the 
numerous  travellers  who  will  spend  their  vacation 
in  a  canoe.* 

Not  that  I  shall  attempt  to  make  a  "  handbook" 
to  any  of  the  streams.  The  man  who  has  a  spark 
of  enterprise  would  turn  from  a  river  of  which 
every  reach  was  mapped  and  its  channels  all 
lettered.  Fancy  the  free  traveller,  equipped  for 
a  delicious  summer  of  savage  life,  quietly  sub- 
mitting to  be  cramped  and  tutored  by  a  "  Chart 

*  See  Appendix.  Special  hints  for  those  who  intend 
to  "  canoe  it "  will  usually  be  given  in  the  footnotes,  or 
in  the  Appendix. 


TOURISTS.  7 

of  the  Upper  Mosel,"  in  the  style  of  the  following 
extracts  copied  literally  from  two  Guide-books ; — 

(1)  "  Turn  to  the  r.  (right),  cross  the  brook,  and 
ascend  by  a  broad  and  steep  forest  track  (in  40 
min.)  to  the  hamlet  of  Albersbach,  situate  in  the 
midst  of  verdant  meadows.     In  five  min.  more  a 
cross  is  reached,  where  the  path  to  the  1.  must  be 
taken;  in  10  min.  to  the  r.,  in  the  hollow,  to  the  saw 
mill ;  in  10  min.  more  through  the  gate  to  the  r. ; 
in  3  min.  the  least  trodden  path  to  the  1.  leading 
to  the  Gaschpels  Hof ;  after  J  hr.  the  stony  track 
iito  the  wood  must  be  ascended,"  &c.,  &c. — From 
B 's  Rhine,  p.  94. 

(2)  "  To  the  ridge  of  the  Riffelberg  8,000  ft. 
Hotel  on  top  very  good.     2  hrs.  up.     Guide  4  fr. 
Horse  and  man  10  fr.     Path  past  the  Church : 
then  1.  over  fields ;  then  up  through  a  wood  1  hr. 

Past  chalets  :  then  r.  across  a  stream." 9s 

Handbook. 

This  sort  of  guide-book  is  not  to  be  ridiculed. 
It  is  useful  for  some  travellers  as  a  ruled  copy- 
book is  of  use  to  some  writers.  For  first  tours  it 
may  be  needful  and  pleasant  to  have  all  made 
easy,  to  be  carried  in  steamers  or  railways  like  a 
parcel,  to  stop  at  hotels  Anglified  by  the  crowd  of 
English  guests,  and  to  ride,  walk,  or  drive  among 
people  who  know  already  just  what  you  will  want 
to  eat,  and  see,  and  do. 


8  THE    RIVERS. 

Year  after  year  it  is  enough  of  excitement  to 
some  tourists  to  be  shifted  in  squads  from  town 
to  town,  according  to  the  routine  of  an  excursion 
ticket.  Those  who  are  a  little  more  advanced 
will  venture  to  devise  a  tour  from  the  mazy 
pages  of  Bradshaw,  and  with  portmanteau  and 
bag,  and  hat-box  and  sticks,  they  find  more  than 
enough  of  judgment  and  tact  is  needed  when 
they  arrive  in  a  night  train,  and  must  fix  on  an 
omnibus  in  a  strange  town.  Safe  at  last  in  the 
bedroom  of  the  hotel,  they  cannot  but  exclaim 
with  satisfaction  "  Well,  here  we  are  all  right  at 
last!" 

But  after  mountains  and  caves,  churches  and 
galleries,  ruins  and  battle-fields  have  been  pretty 
well  seen,  and  after  tact  and  fortitude  have  been 
educated  by  experience,  the  tourist  is  ready  for 
new  lines  of  travel  which  might  have  given  him 
at  first  more  anxiety  than  pleasure,  and  these  he 
will  find  in  deeper  searches  among  the  natural 
scenery  and  national  character  of  the  very  countries 
he  has  only  skimmed  before. 

The  rivers  and  streams  on  the  Continent  are 
scarcely  known  to  the  English  tourist,  and  the 
beauty  and  life  upon  them  no  one  has  well 
seen. 

In  his  guide-book  route,  indeed,  from  town  to 
town,  the  tourist  has  crossed  this  and  that  stream 


THE    DRESS.  9 

— has  admired  a  few  yards  of  the  water,  and  has 
then  left  it  for  ever.  He  is  carried  again  on  a 
noble  river  by  night  in  a  steamboat,  or  is  whisked 
along  its  banks  in  a  railway,  and,  between  two 
tunnels,  gets  a  moment's  glimpse  at  the  lovely 
water,  and  lo !  it  is  gone. 

But  a  mine  of  rich  beauty  remains  there  to  be 
explored,  and  fresh  gems  of  life  and  character  are 
waiting  there  to  be  gathered.  These  are  not 
mapped  and  labelled  and  ticketed  in  any  handbook 
yet ;  and  far  better  so,  for  the  enjoyment  of  such 
treasures  is  enhanced  to  the  best  traveller  by  the 
energy  and  pluck  required  to  get  at  them. 

On  this  new  world  of  waters  we  are  to  launch 
the  boat,  the  man,  and  his  baggage,  for  we  must 
describe  all  three, 

"  Anna  virumque  canoe." 

So  what  sort  of  dress  did  he  wear  ? 

The  clothes  I  took  for  this  tour  consisted  of  a 
complete  suit  of  grey  flannel  for  use  in  the  boat, 
and  another  suit  of  light  but  ordinary  dress  for 
shore  work  and  Sundays. 

The  "  Norfolk  jacket "  is  a  loose  frock-coat,  like 
a  blouse,  with  shoulder-straps,  and  belted  at  the 
waist,  and  garnished  by  six  pockets.  With  this 
excellent  new-fashioned  coat,  a  something  in  each 
of  its  pockets,  and  a  Cambridge  straw  hat,  canvas 


10  "  I  "    AND  "  ME." 

wading  shoes,  blue  spectacles,  a  waterproof  over- 
coat, and  my  spare  jib  for  a  sun  shawl,  there  was 
sure  to  be  a  full  day's  enjoyment  in  defiance  of 
rain  or  sun,  deeps  or  shallows,  hunger  or  ennui. 

Four  hours'  work  to  begin,  and  then  three  of 
rest  or  floating,  reading  or  sailing,  and  again,  a 
three  hours'  heavy  pull,  and  then  with  a  swim  in 
the  river  or  a  bath  at  the  inn,  a  change  of  gar- 
ments and  a  pleasant  walk,  all  was  made  quite 
fresh  again  for  a  lively  evening,  a  hearty  dinner, 
talk,  books,  pictures,  letters,  and  bed. 

Now  I  foresee  that  in  the  description  of  this 
tour  I  shall  have  to  write  "  I,"  and  the  word 
"  me  "  must  be  used  by  me  very  often  indeed ; 
but  having  the  misfortune  to  be  neither  an 
Emperor,  an  editor,  nor  a  married  man,  who 
can  speak  in  the  plural,  I  cannot  help  it  if  I  am 
put  down  as  a  bachelor  egotist,  reserving  the 
"  we  "  for  myself  and  my  boat. 

The  manner  of  working  the  double-bladed 
paddle  was  easily  learned  by  a  few  days'  practice 
on  the  Thames,  and  so  excellent  is  the  exercise 
for  the  muscles  of  the  limbs  and  body  that  I  have 
continued  it  at  intervals,  even  during  the  winter, 
when  a  pretty  sharp  "  look  out  "  must  be  kept  to 
pilot  safely  among  the  red  and  yellow  lights  of 
steamers,  barges,  embankments,  and  bridges  in  an 
evening's  voyage  from  Putney  to  Westminster. 


THE    ELECTION.  11 

All  being  ready  and  the  weather  very  hot  at 
the  end  of  July,  when  the  country  had  caught  the 
election  fever,  and  M.P.'s  had  run  off  to  scramble 
for  seats,  and  the  lawyers  had  run  after  them 
to  thicken  the  bustle,  and  the  last  bullet  at 
Wimbledon  had  come  "  thud  "  on  the  target,  it 
was  time  for  the  Rob  Eoy  to  start. 


CHAPTER  II. 

THE  STAET. 

The  Thames— The  Cornwall— Porpoises— A  Gale— The 
Channel — Ostend  Canal — The  Meuse— Earl  of  Aber- 
deen— Holland— The  Khine—  The  Premier's  Son— The 
Kiver  Main — Heron  stalking — The  Prince  of  Wales. 

THE  Rob  Roy  bounded  away  joyously  on  the  top 
of  the  tide  through  "Westminster  Bridge,  and 
swiftly  shooting  the  narrow  piles  at  Blackfriars, 
danced  along  the  waves  of  the  Pool,  which  looked 
all  golden  in  the  morning  sun,  but  were  in  fact  of 
veritable  pea-soup  hue. 

A  fine  breeze  at  Greenwich  enabled  me  to  set 
the  new  white  sail,  and  we  skimmed  along  with 
a  cheery  hissing  sound.  At  such  times  the  river 
is  a  lively  scene  with  steamers  and  sea-bound 
ships,  bluff  little  tugs,  and  big  looming  barges. 
I  had  many  a  chat  with  the  passing  sailors,  for  it 
was  well  to  begin  this  at  once,  seeing  that  every 
day  afterwards  I  was  to  have  talk  with  the  river 
folk  in  English,  French,  Dutch,  German,  or  else 
some  hotchpotch  patois. 


BARGEES.  13 

The  bargee  is  not  a  bad  fellow  if  you  begin 
with  good  humour,  but  he  will  not  stand  banter. 
Often  they  began  the  colloquy  with,  "  Holloah 
you  two  !"  or  "  Any  room  inside?"  or  "  Got 
your  life  insured,  Gov'nor?"  but  I  smiled  and 
nodded  to  every  one,  and  every  one  on  every  river 
and  lake  was  friendly  to  me. 

Gravesend  was  to  be  the  port  for  the  night, 
but  Purfleet  looked  so  pretty  that  I  took  a  tack 
or  two  to  reconnoitre,  and  resolved  to  stop  at 
the  very  nice  hotel  on  the  river,  which  I  beg  to 
recommend. 

While  lolling  about  in  my  boat  at  anchor  in 
the  hot  sun  a  fly  stung  my  hand ;  and  although 
it  was  not  remarked  at  once,  .the  arm  speedily 
swelled,  and  I  had  to  poultice  the  hand  at  night 
and  to  go  to  church  next  day  with  a  sling,  which 
appendage  excited  a  great  deal  of  comment  in 
the  village  Sunday-school.  This  little  incident 
is  mentioned  because  it  was  the  only  occasion  on 
which  any  insect  troubled  me  on  the  voyage, 
though  several  croakers  had  predicted  that  in 
rivers  and  marshes  there  would  be  hundreds  of 
wasps,  venomous  flies,  and  gnats,  not  to  mention 
other  residents  within  doors. 

Just  as  I  entered  the  door  of  the  quiet  little 
church,  an  only  gentleman  about  to  go  in  fell 
down  dead  in  the  path.  It  was  impossible  not 


14  H.M.S.    CORNWALL. 

to  be  much  impressed  with  this  sudden  death  as 
a  solemn  warning,  especially  to  one  in  vigorous 
health. 

The  "  Cornwall "  Reformat ory  School-ship  is 
moored  at  Pur  fleet.  Some  of  the  boys  came 
ashore  for  a  walk,  neatly  clad  and  very  well 
behaved.  Captain  Burton,  who  commands  this 
interesting  vessel,  received  me  on  board  very 
kindly,  and  the  evening  service  between  decks 
was  a  sight  to  remember  for  ever. 

About  100  boys  sat  in  rows  along  the  old 
frigate's  main-deck,  with  the  open  ports  looking 
on  the  river,  now  reddened  by  a  setting  sun,  and 
the  cool  air  pleasantly  fanning  us.  The  lads 
chanted  the  Psalms  to  the  music  of  a  harmonium, 
played  with  excellent  feeling  and  good  taste,  and 
the  Captain  read  a  suitable  portion  from  some 
selected  book,  and  then  prayer  was  offered ;  and 
all  this  was  by  and  for  poor  vagrant  boys,  whose 
claim  on  society  is  great  indeed  if  measured  by 
the  wrong  it  has  done  them  in  neglect  if  not  in 
precept,  nay,  even  in  example. 

Next  morning  the  canoe  was  lowered  down  a 
ladder  from  the  hay-loft,  where  it  had  been  kept 
(it  had  to  go  up  into  many  far  more  strange 
places  in  subsequent  days),  and  the  Cornwall 
boys  bid  me  a  pleasant  voyage — a  wish  most 
fully  realized  indeed. 


UNDER    SAIL.  15 

After  taking  in  supplies  at  Gravesend,  I  shoved 
off  into  the  tide,  and  lit  a  cigar,  and  now  I  felt 
I  had  fairly  started.  Then  there  began  a  strange 
feeling  of  freedom  and  novelty  which  lasted  to  the 
end  of  the  tour. 

Something  like  it  is  felt  when  you  first  march 
off  with  a  knapsack  ready  to  walk  anywhere,  or 
when  you  start  alone  in  a  sailing-boat  for  a  long 
cruise. 

But  then  in  walking  you  are  bounded  by  every 
sea  and  river,  and  in  a  common  sailing-boat  you 
are  bounded  by  every  shallow  and  shore;  whereas, 
I  was  in  a  canoe,  which  could  be  paddled  or  sailed, 
hauled,  or  carried  over  land  or  water  to  Rome,  if 
I  liked,  or  to  Hong-Kong. 

The  wind  was  fair  again,  and  up  went  my  sail. 
The  reaches  got  wider  and  the  water  more  salt, 
but  I  knew  every  part  of  the  course,  for  I  had 
once  spent  a  fortnight  about  the  mouth  of  the 
Thames  in  my  pretty  little  sailing-boat,  the  Kent, 
alone,  with  only  a  dog,  a  chart,  a  compass,  and  a 
bachelor's  kettle. 

The  new  steamer  Alexandra,  which  plies 
from  London  daily,  passed  me  here,  its  high- 
terraced  American  decks  covered  with  people, 
and  the  crowd  gave  a  fine  loud  cheer  to  the 
Rob  Roy,  for  the  newspapers  had  mentioned  its 
departure.  Presently  the  land  seemed  to  fade 


16  PORPOISES. 

away  at  each,  side  in  pale  distance,  and  the 
water  was  more  sea  than  river,  till  near  the 
Nore  we  entered  a  great  shoal  of  porpoises. 
Often  as  I  have  seen  these  harmless  and  agile 
playfellows  I  had  never  been  so  close  to  them 
before,  and  in  a  boat  so  small  as  to  be  almost 
disregarded  by  them,  wily  though  they  be.  I 
allowed  the  canoe  to  rock  on  the  waves,  and  the 
porpoises  frequently  came  near  enough  to  be 
struck  by  my  paddle,  but  I  did  not  wage  war, 
for  a  flap  of  a  tail  would  have  soon  turned  me 
upside  down. 

After  a  pleasant  sail  to  Southend  and  along  the 
beach,  the  wind  changed,  and  a  storm  of  heavy 
rain  had  to  be  met  in  its  teeth  by  taking  to  the 
paddle,  until  near  Shoeburyness,  where  I  meant 
to  stop  a  day  or  two  in  the  camp  of  the  National 
Artillery  Association,  which  was  assembled  here 
for  its  first  Prize  shooting. 

The  Royal  Artillery  received  us  Yolunteers  on 
this  occasion  with  the  greatest  kindness,  and  as 
they  had  appropriated  quarters  of  officers  absent 
on  leave  for  the  use  of  members  of  the  Council  of 
the  Association,  I  was  soon  comfortably  ensconced. 
The  camp,  however,  in  a  wet  field  was  moist 
enough ;  but  the  fine  tall  fellows  who  had  come 
from  Yorkshire,  Somerset,  or  Aberdeen  to  handle 
the  68-pounders,  trudged  about  in  the  mud  with 


A   NOREASTER.  17 

good  humour  and  thick  boots,  and  sang  round 
the  camp-fire  in  a  drizzle  of  rain,  and  then 
pounded  away  at  the  targets  next  day,  for  these 
were  volunteers  of  the  right  sort. 

As  the  wind  had  then  risen  to  a  gale  it  seemed 
a  good  opportunity  for  a  thorough  trial  of  the 
canoe  in  rough  water,  so  I  paddled  her  to  a 
corner  where  she  would  be  least  injured  by  being 
thrown  ashore  after  an  upset,  and  where  she 
would  be  safe  while  I  might  run  to  change  clothes 
after  a  swim. 

The  buoyancy  of  the  boat  astonished  me,  and 
her  stability  was  in  every  way  satisfactory.  In 
the  midst  of  the  waves  I  even  managed  to  rig  up 
the  mast  and  sail,  and  as  I  had  no  baggage  on 
board  and  so  did  not  mind  being  perfectly  wet 
through  in  the  experiments,  there  was  nothing 
left  untried,  and  the  confidence  then  gained  for 
after  times  was  invaluable. 

Early  next  morning  I  started  directly  in  the 
teeth  of  the  wind,  and  paddled  against  a  very 
heavy  sea  \o  Southend,  where  a  nice  warm  bath 
was  enjoyed  while  my  clothes  were  getting  dried, 
and  then  the  Rob  Roy  had  its  first  railway 
journey  in  one  of  the  little  cars  on  the  Southend 
pier  to  the  steamboat. 

It  was  amusing  to  see  how  much  interest  and 
curiosity  the  canoe  excited  even  on  the  Thames, 
c 


18  ON   A   TENDER. 

where  all  kinds  of  new  and  old  and  wonderful 
boats  may  be  seen.  The  reasons  for  this  I  never 
exactly  made  out.  Some  wondered  to  see  so 
small  a  boat  at  sea,  others  had  never  seen  a  canoe 
before,  the  manner  of  rowing  was  new  to  most, 
and  the  sail  made  many  smile.  The  graceful 
shape  of  the  boat  pleased  others,  the  cedar  cover- 
ing and  the  jaunty  flag,  and  a  good  many  stared 
at  the  captain's  uniform,  and  they  stared  more 
after  they  had  asked,  "  Where  are  you  going  to?  " 
and  were  often  told,  "  I  really  do  not  know." 

From  Sheerness  to  Dover  was  the  route,  and 
on  the  branch  line  train  the  Rob  Roy  had  to  be 
carried  on  the  coals  in  the  engine-tender,  with 
torrents  of  rain  and  plenty  of  hot  sparks  driven 
into  her  by  the  gale;  but  after  some  delay  at 
a  junction  the  canoe  was  formally  introduced  to 
a  baggage-waggon  and  ticketed  like  a  portman- 
teau, the  first  of  a  series  of  transits  in  this  way. 

The  London  Chatham  and  Dover  Railway  Com- 
pany took  this  new  kind  of  "  box  "  as  passengers' 
luggage,  so  I  had  nothing  to  pay,  and  {he  steamer 
to  Ostend  was  equally  large-hearted,  so  I  say, 
"  Canoemen,  choose  this  channel." 

But  before  crossing  to  Belgium  I  had  a  day 
at  Dover,  where  I  bought  some  stuff  and 
had  a  jib  made  for  the  boat  by  deft  and  fair 
fingers,  had  paddled  the  Rob  Roy  on  the  green 


SAILING    ON    THE    SEA. 


19 


Rollers  off  the  Digue. 

waves  which  toss  about  off  the  pier-head  most 
delectably.  The  same  performance  was  repeated  on 
the  top  of  the  swell,  tumbling  and  breaking  on 
the  "  digue  "*  at  Ostend,  where,  even  with  little 

*  At  Ostend  I  found  an  English  gentleman  preparing 
for  a  voyage  on  the  Danube,  for  which  he  was  to  build  a 
"centre  board"  boat.  Although  no  doubt  a  sailing  boat 
could  reach  the  Danube  by  the  Bamberg  canal,  yet,  after 
four  tours  on  that  river  from  its  source  as  far  as  Pest, 
I  am  convinced  that  to  trust  to  sailing  upon  it  would 
entail  much  tedious  delay,  useless  trouble,  and  constant 
anxiety.  If  the  wind  is  ahead  you  have  all  the  labour  of 
tacking,  and  are  frequently  in  slack  water  near  the  banks, 

c  2 


20  ON   THE    MEUSE. 

wind,  the  rollers  ran  high  on  a  strong  ebb  tide. 
Fat  bathers  wallowed  in  the  shallows,  and  fair 
ones,  dressed  most  bizarre,  were  swimming  like 
ducks.  All  of  these,  and  the  babies  squalling 
hysterically  at  each  dip,  were  duly  admired ;  and 
then  I  had  a  quieter  run  under  sail  on  their  wide 
and  straight  canal. 

With  just  a  little  persuasion  the  railway  people 
consented  to  put  the  canoe  in  the  baggage-van, 
and  to  charge  a  franc  or  two  for  "  extra  luggage  " 
to  Brussels.  Here  she  was  carried  on  a  cart 
through  the  town  to  another  station,  and  in  the 
evening  we  were  at  Namur,  where  the  Rob  Roy 
was  housed  for  the  night  in  the  landlord's  private 
parlour,  resting  gracefully  upon  two  chairs. 

Two  porters  carried  her  through  the  streets 
next  morning,  and  I  took  a  paddle  on  the  Sambre, 
but  very  soon  turned  down  stream  and  smoothly 
glided  to  the  Meuse. 

Glancing  water,  brilliant  sun,  a  light  boat,  and 
a  light  heart,  all  your  baggage  on  board,  and  on  a 
fast  current, — who  would  exchange  this  for  any 

and  often  in  channels  where  the  only  course  would  be 
dead  to  windward.  If  the  wind  is  aft  the  danger  of 
"  running  "  is  extreme  where  you  have  to  "  broach  to  "  and 
stop  suddenly  near  a  shallow  or  a  barrier.  With  a  strong 
side  wind,  indeed,  you  can  sail  safely,  but  this  must  come 
from  north  or  south,  and  the  high  banks  vastly  reduce  its 
effect. 


BARRIERS    AND    SHALLOWS.  21 

diligence  or  railway,  or  steamboat,  or  horse? 
A  pleasant  stream  was  enough  to  satisfy  at  this 
early  period  of  the  voyage,  for  the  excitement  of 
rocks  and  rapids  had  not  yet  become  a  charm. 

It  is  good  policy,  too,  that  a  quiet,  easy,  re- 
spectable sort  of  river  like  the  Meuse  should  be 
taken  in  the  earlier  stage  of  a  water  tour,  when 
there  is  novelty  enough  in  being  on  a  river  at  all. 
The  river-banks  one  would  call  tame  if  seen  from 
shore  are  altogether  new  when  you  open  up  the 
vista  from  the  middle  of  the  stream.  The  picture 
that  is  rolled  sideways  to  the  common  traveller 
now  pours  out  from  before  you,  ever  enlarging 
from  a  centre,  and  in  the  gentle  sway  of  the 
stream  the  landscape  seems  to  swell  on  this  side 
and  on  that  with  new  things  ever  advancing  to 
meet  you  in  succession. 

How  careful  I  was  at  the  first  shallow !  getting 
out  and  wading  as  I  lowered  the  boat.  A  month 
afterwards  I  would  dash  over  them  with  a  shove  here 
and  a  stroke  there  in  answer  to  a  hoarse  croak  of  the 
stones  at  the  bottom  grinding  against  my  keel. 

And  the  first  barrier — how  anxious  it  made 
me,  to  think  by  what  means  shall  I  get  over. 
A  man  appeared  just  in  time  (N.B. — They  always 
do),  and  twopence  made  him  happy  for  his  share 
of  carrying  the  boat  round  by  land,  and  I  jumped 
in  again  as  before. 


22  HUT. 

Sailing  was  easy,  too,  in  a  fine  wide  river, 
strong  and  deep,  and  with  a  favouring  breeze, 
and  when  the  little  steamer  passed  I  drew  along- 
side and  got  my  penny  roll  and  penny  glass  of 
beer,  while  the  wondering  passengers  (the  first 
of  many  amazed  foreigners)  smiled,  chattered, 
and  then  looked  grave — for  was  it  not  indecorous 
to  laugh  at  an  Englishman  evidently  mad,  poor 
fellow  ? 

The  voyage  was  chequered  by  innumerable 
little  events,  all  perfectly  different  from  those 
one  meets  on  shore,  and  when  I  came  to  the 
forts  at  Huy  and  knew  the  first  day's  work  was 
done,  the  persuasion  was  complete  that  quite  a 
new  order  of  sensations  had  been  set  going. 

Next  morning  I  found  the  boat  safe  in  the 
coach-house  and  the  sails  still  drying  on  the 
harness-pegs,  where  we  had  left  them,  but  the 
ostler  and  all  his  folks  were  nowhere  to  be  seen. 
Everybody  had  gone  to  join  the  long  funeral 
procession  of  a  great  musician,  who  lived  fifty 
years  at  Huy,  though  we  never  heard  of  him 
before,  or  of  Huy  either ;  yet  you  see  it  is  in  our 
Map  at  page  291. 

The  pleasure  of  meandering  with  a  new  river 
is  very  peculiar  and  fascinating.  Each  few  yards 
brings  a  novelty,  or  starts  an  excitement.  A 
crane  jumps  up  here,  a  duck  flutters  there,  splash 


AWAKE.  23 

leaps  a  gleaming  trout  by  your  side,  the  rushing 
sound  of  rocks  warns  you  round  that  corner,  or 
anon  you  come  suddenly  upon  a  millrace.  All 
these,  in  addition  to  the  scenery  and  the  people 
and  the  weather,  and  the  determination  that  you 
must  get  on,  over,  through,  or  under  every  diffi- 
culty, and  cannot  leave  your  boat  in  a  desolate 
wold,  and  ought  to  arrive  at  a  house  before  dark, 
and  that  your  luncheon  bag  is  long  since  empty ; 
all  these,  I  say,  keep  the  mind  awake,  which 
would  perchance  dose  away  for  100  miles  in  a 
first-class  carriage. 

It  is,  as  in  the  voyage  of  life,  that  our  cares 
and  hardships  are  our  very  Mentors  of  living. 
Our  minds  would  only  vegetate  if  all  life  were 
like  a  straight  canal,  and  we  in  a  boat  being  towed 
along  it.  The  afflictions  that  agitate  the  soul  are 
as  its  shallows,  rocks,  and  whirlpools,  and  the 
bark  that  has  not  been  tossed  on  billows  knows 
not  half  the  sweetness  of  the  harbour  of  rest. 

The  river  soon  got  fast  and  lively,  and  hour 
after  hour  of  vigorous  work  prepared  me  well 
for  breakfast.  Trees  seemed  to  spring  up  in 
front  and  grow  tall,  but  it  was  only  because  I 
came  rapidly  towards  them.  Pleasant  villages 
floated  as  it  were  to  meet  me,  gently  moving. 
All  life  got  to  be  a  smooth  and  gliding  thing, 
of  dreamy  pictures  and  far-off  sounds,  without 


24  GUN-BARRELS. 

fuss  and  without  dust  or  anything  sudden  or 
loud,  till  at  length  the  bustle  and  hammers  of 
Liege  neared  the  Rob  Eoy — for  it  was  always 
the  objects  and  not  myself  that  seemed  to  move. 
Here  I  saw  a  fast  steamer,  the  Seraing,  propelled 
by  water  forced  from  its  sides,  and  as  my  boat 
hopped  and  bobbed  in  the  steamer's  waves  we 
entered  a  dock  together,  and  the  canoe  was  soon 
hoisted  into  a  garden  for  the  night. 

Gun-barrels  are  the  rage  in  Liege.  Everybody 
there  makes  or  carries  or  sells  gun-barrels.  Even 
women  walk  about  with  twenty  stocked  rifles  on 
their  backs,  and  each  rifle,  remember,  weighs 
10  Ibs.  They  sell  plenty  of  fruit  in  the  market, 
and  there  are  churches  well  worth  a  visit  here, 
but  gun-barrels,  after  all,  are  the  prevailing  idea 
of  the  place. 

However,  it  is  not  my  purpose  to  describe  the 
towns  seen  on  this  tour.  I  had  seen  Liege  well, 
years  before,  and  indeed  almost  every  town  men- 
tioned in  these  pages.  The  charm  then  of  the 
voyage  was  not  in  going  to  strange  lands,  but  in 
seeing  old  places  in  a  new  way. 

Here  at  length  the  Earl  of  Aberdeen  met 
me,  according  to  our  plans  arranged  long  before. 
He  had  got  a  canoe  built  for  the  trip,  but  a  foot 
longer  and  two  inches  narrower  than  the  Rob 
Roy,  and,  moreover,  made  of  fir  instead  of  strong 


EARL    OF    ABERDEEN.  25 

oak.  It  was  sent  from  London  to  Liege,  and 
the  "combing  "  round  the  edge  of  the  deck  was 
broken  in  the  journey,  so  we  spent  some  hours  at 
a  cabinet-maker's,  where  it  was  neatly  mended. 

Launching  our  boats  unobserved  on  the  river, 
we  soon  left  Liege  in  the  distance  and  braved  the 
hot  sun. 

The  pleasant  companionship  of  two  travellers, 
each  quite  free  in  his  own  boat,  was  very  enjoy- 
able. Sometimes  we  sailed,  then  paddled  a  mile 
or  two,  or  joined  to  help  the  boats  over  a  weir, 
or  towed  them  along  while  we  walked  on  the 
bank  for  a  change.* 

Each  of  us  took  whichever  side  of  the  river 
pleased  him  best,  and  we  talked  across  long  acres 
of  water  between,  to  the  evident  surprise  of  sedate 
people  on  the  banks,  who  often  could  see  only 
one  of  the  strange  elocutionists,  the  other  being 
hidden  by  bushes  or  tall  sedge.  When  talking 

*  Frequent  trials  afterwards  convinced  me  that  towing 
is  only  useful  if  you  feel  very  cramped  from  sitting.  And 
this  constraint  is  felt  less  and  less  as  you  get  accustomed 
to  sit  ten  or  twelve  hours  at  a  time.  Experience  enables 
you  to  make  the  seat  perfectly  comfortable,  and  on  the 
better  rivers  you  have  so  frequently  to  get  out  that  any 
additional  change  is  quite  needless.  Towing  is  slower 
progress  than  paddling,  even  when  your  arms  are  tired, 
though  my  canoe  was  so  light  to  tow  that  for  miles  1 
have  drawn  it  by  my  little  finger  on  a  canal. 


26  A    DROWNING    BOY. 

thus  aloud  had  amplified  into  somewhat  uproarious 
singing,  the  chorus  was  far  more  energetic  than 
harmonious,  but  then  the  Briton  is  at  once  the 
most  timid  and  shy  of  mortal  travellers,  and  the 
most  outre  and  singular  when  he  chooses  to  be  free. 

The  midday  beams  on  a  river  in  August  are 
sure  to  conquer  your  fresh  energies  at  last,  and 
so  we  had  to  pull  up  at  a  village  for  bread  and 
wine. 

The  moment  I  got  into  my  boat  again  a  shrill 
whining  cry  in  the  river  attracted  my  attention, 
and  it  came  from  a  poor  little  boy,  who  had 
somehow  fallen  into  the  water,  and  was  now 
making  his  last  faint  efforts  to  cling  to  a  great 
barge  in  the  stream.  Naturally  I  rushed  over  to 
save  him,  and  my  boat  went  so  fast  and  so  straight 
that  its  sharp  prow  caught  the  hapless  urchin  in 
the  rear,  and  with  such  a  pointed  reminder  too 
that  he  screamed  and  struggled  and  thus  got 
safely  on  the  barge,  which  was  beyond  his  reach, 
until  thus  roughly  but  fortunately  aided. 

On  most  of  the  Belgian,  German,  and  French 
rivers  there  are  excellent  floating  baths,  an  ob- 
vious convenience  which  I  do  not  recollect  ob- 
serving on  a  single  river  in  Britain,  though  in 
summer  we  have  quite  as  many  bathers  as  there 
are  abroad. 

The  floating  baths  consist  of  a  wooden  frame- 


SWIMMERS.  27 

work,  say  100  feet  long,  moored  in  the  stream, 
and  through  which  the  water  runs  freely,  while  a 
set  of  strong  bars  and  chains  and  iron  network 
forms  a  false  bottom,  shallow  at  one  end  and 
deeper  at  the  other,  so  that  the  bather  cannot  be 
carried  away  by  the  current. 

Round  the  sides  there  are  bathing  boxes  and 
steps,  ladders,  and  spring  boards  for  the  various 
degree  of  aquatic  proficiency. 

The  youths  and  even  the  little  boys  on  the 
Ehine  are  very  good  swimmers,  and  many  of  them 
dive  well.  Sometimes  there  is  a  ladies'  bath  of 
similar  construction,  from  which  a  good  deal  of 
very  lively  noise  may  be  heard  when  the  fair 
bathers  are  in  a  talkative  mood. 

The  soldiers  at  military  stations  near  the  rivers 
are  marched  down  regularly  to  bathe,  and  one 
day  we  found  a  large  number  of  young  recruits 
assembled  for  their  general  dip. 

While  some  were  in  the  water  others  were 
firing  at  the  targets  for  ball  practice.  There  were 
three  targets,  each  made  of  cardboard  sheets, 
fastened  upon  wooden  uprights.  A  marker  safely 
protected  in  a  ball-proof  mantelet  was  placed  so 
close  to  these  targets  that  he  could  see  all  three 
at  once.  One  man  of  the  firing  party  opposite 
each  target  having  fired,  his  bullet  passed  through 
the  pasteboard  and  left  a  clear  round  hole  in  it, 


28  BALL    PRACTICE. 

while  the  ball  itself  was  buried  in  the  earth  be- 
hind, and  so  could  be  recovered  again,  instead  of 
being  dashed  into  fragments  as  on  our  iron 
targets,  and  then  spattered  about  on  all  sides, 
to  the  great  danger  of  the  marker  and  everybody 
else. 

When  three  men  had  thus  fired,  signals  were 
made  by  drum,  flag,  and  bugle,  and  the  firing 
ceased.  The  marker  then  came  out  and  pointed 
to  the  bullet-mark  on  each  target,  and  having 
patched  up  the  holes  he  returned  within  his 
mantelet,  and  the  firing  was  resumed.  This  very 
safe  and  simple  method  of  ball  practice  is  much 
better  than  that  used  in  our  military  shooting. 

Once  as  we  rounded  a  point  there  was  a  large 
herd  of  cattle  swimming  across  the  stream  in 
close  column,  and  I  went  rjght  into  the  middle  of 
them  to  observe  how  they  would  welcome  a 
stranger.  In  the  Nile  you  see  the  black  oxen 
swim  over  the  stream  night  and  morning,  re- 
minding you  of  Pharaoh's  dream  about  the 
"kine"  coming  up  out  of  the  river,  a  notion 
that  used  to  puzzle  in  boyhood  days,  but  which 
is  by  no  means  incongruous  when  thus  explained. 
The  Bible  is  a  book  that  bears  full  light  to  be 
cast  upon  it,  for  truth  looks  more  true  under 
more  light. 

We  had  been  delayed  this  morning  in  our  start, 


A    NIGHT    CLIMB.  29 

and  so  the  evening  fell  sombre  ere  we  came  near 
the  resting-place.  This  was  the  town  of  Maas- 
tricht, in  Holland,  and  it  is  stated  to  be  one  of 
the  most  strongly  fortified  places  in  Europe ; 
that  is,  of  the  old  fashion,  with  straight  high 
walls  quite  impervious  to  the  Armstrong  and 
Whitworth  guns — of  a  century  gone  by. 

But  all  we  knew  as  we  came  near  it  at  night 
was,  that  the  stream  was  good  and  strong,  and 
that  no  lights  appeared.  Emerging  from  trees 
we  were  right  in  the  middle  of  the  town,  but 
where  were  the  houses  ?  had  they  no  windows, 
no  lamps,  not  even  a  candle  ? 

Two  great  high  walls  bounded  the  river,  but  not 
a  gate  or  port  could  we  find,  though  one  of  us  care- 
fully scanned  the  right  and  the  other  cautiously 
scraped  along  the  left  of  this  very  strange  place. 

It  appears  that  the  commerce  and  boats  all  turn 
into  a  canal  above  the  old  tumble-down  fortress, 
and  so  the  blank  brick  sides  bounded  us  thus 
inhospitably.  Soon  we  came  to  a  bridge,  looming 
overhead  in  the  blackness,  and  our  arrival  there 
was  greeted  by  a  shower  of  stones  from  some 
Dutch  lads  upon  it,  pattering  pitilessly  upon  the 
delicate  cedar-covered  canoes. 

Turning  up  stream,  and  after  a  closer  scrutiny, 
we  found  a  place  where  we  could  cling  to  the 
wall,  which  here  sloped  a  little  with  debris,  and 


30 

now  there  was  nothing  for  it  but  to  haul  the 
boats  up  bodily  over  the  impregnable  fortification, 
and  thus  carry  them  into  the  sleepy  town. 
No  wonder  the  octroi  guard  stared  as  his  lamp- 
light fell  on  two  gaunt  men  in  grey,  carrying 
what  seemed  to  him  a  pair  of  long  coffins,  but 
he  was  a  sensible  though  surprised  individual, 
and  he  guided  us  well,  stamping  through  the 
dark  deserted  streets  to  an  hotel. 

Though  the  canoes  in  a  cart  made  a  decided 
impression  at  the  railway-station  next  day,  and 
arguments  logically  proved  that  the-boats  must 
go  as  baggage,  the  porters  were  dense  to  con- 
viction, and  obdurate  to  persuasion,  until  all  at 
once  a  sudden  change  took  place ;  they  rushed 
at  us,  caught  up  the  two  neglected  "batteaux," 
ran  with  them  to  the  luggage-van,  pushed  them 
in,  and  banged  the  door,  piped  the  whistle,  and 
as  the  train  went  off — "  Do  you  know  why  they 
have  yielded  so  suddenly  ?  "  said  a  Dutchman, 
who  could  speak  English.  "  Not  at  all,"  said  we. 
"  Because  I  told  them  one  of  you  was  the  son  of  the 
Prime  Minister,  and  the  other  Lord  Russell's  son." 

But  a  change  of  railway  had  to  be  made  at 
Aix-la-Chapelle,  and  after  a  hard  struggle  we 
had  nearly  surrendered  the  boats  to  the  "  mer- 
chandise train,"  to  limp  along  the  line  at  night 
and  to  arrive  "  perhaps  to-morrow."  Indeed  the 


NOTHING   TO    PAY.  31 

Superintendent  of  that  department  seemed  to 
clutch  the  boats  as  his  prize,  but  as  he  gloried 
a  little  too  loudly,  the  "  Chef"  of  the  passengers' 
baggage  came,  listened,  and  with  calm  mien 
ordered  for  us  a  special  covered  truck,  and  on 
arriving  at  Cologne  there  was  "nothing  to  pay."* 
To  be  quiet  we  went  to  the  Belle  Yue,  at  Deutz, 
which  is  opposite  Cologne,  but  a  great  Singing 
Society  had  its  gala  there,  and  sang  and  drank 
prodigiously.  Next  day  (Sunday  too)  this  same 
quiet  Deutz  had  a  "  Schutzen  Fest,"  where  the 

*  This  is  an  exceptional  case,  and  I  wrote  from  England 
to  thank  the  officer.  It  would  be  unreasonable  again  to 
expect  any  baggage  to  be  thus  favoured.  A  canoe  is  at  best 
a  clumsy  inconvenience  in  the  luggage-van,  and  no  one  can 
wonder  that  it  is  objected  to.  In  France  the  railway 
fourgons  are  shorter  than  in  other  countries,  and  the  officials 
there  insisted  on  treating  my  canoe  as  merchandise.  The  in- 
stances given  above  show  what  occurred  in  Belgium  and 
Holland.  In  Germany  little  difficulty  was  made  about 
the  boat  as  luggage.  In  Switzerland  there  was  no  objec- 
tion raised,  for  was  not  I  an  English  traveller  ?  As  for 
the  English  railway  guards,  they  have  the  good  sense  to 
see  that  a  long  light  article  like  a  canoe  can  be  readily 
carried  on  the  top  of  a  passenger  carriage.  Probably 
some  distinct  rules  will  be  instituted  by  the  railways  in 
each  country,  when  they  are  found  to  be  liable  to  a 
nautical  incursion,  but  after  all  one  can  very  well  arrange 
to  walk  or  see  sights  now  and  then,  while  the  boat  travels 
slower  by  a  goods-train. 


32  FIRE    AND    SONG. 

man  who  had  hit  the  target  best  was  dragged 
about  in  an  open  carriage  with  his  wife,  both 
wearing  brass  crowns,  and  bowing  royally  to 
a  screaming  crowd,  while  blue  lights  glared  and 
rockets  shot  up  in  the  serene  darkness. 

At  Cologne,  while  Lord  A.  went  to  take  our 
tickets  at  the  steamer,  the  boats  were  put  in 
a  handcart,  which  I  shoved  from  behind  as  a 
man  pulled  it  in  front.  In  our  way  to  the  river 
I  was  assailed  by  a  poor  vagrant  sort  of  fellow, 
who  insisted  on  being  employed  as  a  porter,  and 
being  enraged  at  a  refusal  he  actually  took  up 
a  large  stone  and  ran  after  the  cart  in  a  threaten- 
ing passion.  I  could  not  take  my  hands  from  the 
boats,  though  in  fear  that  his  missile  would  smash 
them  if  he  threw  it,  but  I  kicked  up  my  legs 
behind  as  we  trotted  along.  One  of  the  sentries 
saw  the  man's  conduct,  and  soon  a  policeman 
brought  him  to  me  as  a  prisoner,  but  as  he 
trembled  now  with  fear  more  than  before  with 
anger,  I  declined  to  make  any  charge,  though  the 
police  pressed  this  course,  saying,  "  Travellers 
are  sacred  here."  This  incident  is  mentioned  be- 
cause it  was  the  sole  occasion  when  any  discourtesy 
happened  to  me  during  this  tour. 

We  took  the  canoes  by  steamer  to  a  wide  part 
of  the  Rhine  at  Bin  gen.  Here  the  scenery  is 
good,  and  we  spent  an  active  day  on  the  river, 


A  DAY'S  SAIL.  33 

sailing  in  a  splendid  breeze,  landing  on  islands, 
scudding  about  in  steamers'  waves,  and,  in  fact, 
enjoying  a  combination  of  yacht  voyage,  pic-nic, 
and  boat  race. 

This  was  a  fine  long  day  of  pleasure,  though  in 
one  of  the  sudden  squalls  my  canoe  happened  to 
ground  on  a  bank  just  at  the  most  critical  time, 
and  the  bamboo  mast  broke  short.  The  uncouth 
and  ridiculous  appearance  of  a  sail  falling  over- 
board is  like  that  of  an  umbrella  turned  inside  out 
in  a  gust  of  wind.  But  I  got  another  stronger 
mast,  and  made  the  broken  one  into  a  boom. 

Lord  Aberdeen  went  by  train  to  inspect  the 
river  Nahe,  but  reported  unfavourably;  and  I 
paddled  up  from  its  mouth,  but  the  water  was 
very  low. 

Few  arguments  were  needed  to  stop  me  from 
going  against  stream;  for  I  have  a  profound 
respect  for  the  universal  principle  of  gravitation, 
and  quite  allow  that  in  rowing  it  is  well  to  have 
it  with  you  by  always  going  down  stream,  and 
so  the  good  rule  was  to  make  steam,  horse,  or 
man  take  the  canoe  against  the  current,  and  to 
let  gravity  help  the  boat  to  carry  me  down. 

Time  pressed  for  my  fellow-paddler  to  return 
to  England,  so  we  went  on  to  Mayence,  and 
thence  by  rail  to  Asschaffenburg  on  the  Main. 
The  canoes  again  travelled  in  grand  state,  having 

D 


34  CANOES    AND    CANNONS. 

a  truck  to  themselves  ;  but  instead  of  the  stately 
philosopher  superintendent  of  Aix-la-Chapelle, 
who  managed  this  gratuitously,  we  had  a  fussy 
little  person  to  deal  with,  and  to  pay  accordingly, 
— the  only  case  of  decided  cheating  I  can 
recollect  during  the  voyage. 

A  fellow-passenger  in  the  railway  was  deeply 
interested  about  our  tour ;  and  we  had  spoken  of 
its  various  details  for  some  time  to  him  before  we 
found  that  he  supposed  we  were  travelling  with 
"  two  small  cannons,"  mistaking  the  word 
"  canots  "  for  "  canons."  He  had  even  asked 
about  their  length  and  weight,  and  had  heard  with 
perfect  placidity  that  our  "  canons "  were  fif- 
teen feet  long,  and  weighed  eighty  pounds,  and 
that  we  took  them  only  for  "  plaisir,"  not  to  sell. 
Had  we  carried  two  pet  cameleopards,  he  probably 
would  not  have  been  astonished. 

The  guests  at  the  German  inn  of  this  long- 
named  town  amused  us  much  by  their  respectful 
curiosity.  Our  dress  in  perfect  unison,  both  alike 
in  grey  flannel,  puzzled  them  exceedingly ;  but 
this  sort  of  perplexity  about  costume  and  whence 
why  and  whither  was  an  everyday  occurrence  for 
months  afterwards  with  me. 

A  fine  breeze  enabled  us  to  start  on  the  river 
Main  under  sail,  though  we  lost  much  time  in 
forcing  the  boats  to  do  yachts'  work ;  and  I  am 


HERON   STALKING.  35 

inclined  to  believe  that  sailing  on  rivers  is 
rather  a  mistake  unless  with  a  favourable  wind. 
The  Main  is  an  easy  stream  to  follow,  and  the 
scenery  only  so-so.  A  storm  of  rain  at  length 
made  it  lunch-time,  so  we  sheltered  ourselves  in  a 
bleak  sort  of  arbour  attached  to  an  inn,  where 
they  could  give  us  only  sour  black  bread  and  raw 
bacon.  Eating  this  poor  cheer  in  a  wet,  rustling 
breeze  and  pattering  rain,  half-chilled  in  our 
macintoshes,  was  the  only  time  I  fared  badly, 
so  little  of  "  roughing  it "  was  there  in  this 
luxurious  tour. 

Fine  weather  came  soon  again  and  pleasure, 
— nay,  positive  sporting ;  for  there  were  wild 
ducks  quite  impudent  in  their  familiarity,  and 
herons  wading  about  with  that  look  of  injured 
innocence  they  put  on  when  you  dare  to  disturb 
them.  So  my  friend  capped  his  revolver-pistol, 
and  I  acted  as  a  pointer  dog,  stealing  along  the 
other  side  of  the  river,  and  indicating  the  position 
of  the  game  with  my  paddle. 

Vast  trouble  was  taken.  Lord  A.  went  ashore, 
and  crawled  on  the  bank  a  long  way  to  a  wily 
bird,  but,  though  the  sportsman  had  shown  him- 
self at  Wimbledon  to  be  one  of  the  best  shots  in 
the  world,  it  was  evidently  not  easy  to  shoot  a 
heron  with  a  pocket  revolver. 

As  the  darker  shades  fell,  even  this  rather 
D  2 


36  ON   THE    MAIN. 

stupid  river  became  beautiful;  and  our  evening 
bath  was  in  a  quiet  pool,  with  pure  yellow  sand  to 
rest  on  if  you  tired  in  swimming.  At  Hanau 
we  stopped  for  the  night. 

The  wanderings  and  turnings  of  the  Main  next 
day  have  really  left  no  impression  on  my  memory, 
except  that  we  had  a  pleasant  time,  and  at  last 
came  to  a  large  Schloss,  where  we  observed  on 
the  river  a  boat  evidently  English.  While  we 
examined  this  craft,  a  man  told  us  it  belonged  to 
the  Prince  of  Wales,  "  and  he  is  looking  at  you 
now  from  the  balcony." 

For  this  was  the  Duchess  of  Cambridge's 
Schloss  at  Rumpenheim,  and  presently  a  four-in- 
hand  crossed  the  ferry,  and  the  Prince  and 
Princess  of  Wales  drove  in  it  by  the  river-side, 
while  we  plied  a  vigorous  paddle  against  the 
powerful  west  wind  until  we  reached  Frankfort, 
where  our  wet  jackets  were  soon  dried  at  the 
Russie,  one  of  the  best  hotels  in  Europe. 

The  Frankfort  boatmen  were  much  interested 
next  day  to  see  the  two  English  canoes  flitting 
about  so  lightly  on  their  river ;  sometimes 
skimming  the  surface  with  the  wind,  and  despising 
the  contrary  stream;  then  wheeling  about,  and 
paddling  hither  and  thither  in  shallows  where  it 
seemed  as  if  the  banks  were  only  moist. 

On  one  occasion  we  both  got  into  my  canoe, 


THE    PRINCE    OF    WALES.  37 

and  it  supported  the  additional  weight  perfectly 
well,  which  seemed  to  prove  that  the  dimensions 
of  it  were  unnecessarily  large  for  the  displace- 
ment required.  However,  there  was  not  room 
for  both  of  us  to  use  our  paddles  comfortably  in 
the  same  canoe. 

On  the  Sunday,  the  Royal  personages  came  to 
the  English  church  at  Frankfort,  and,  with  that 
quiet  behaviour  of  good  taste  which  wins  more 
admiration  that  any  pageantry,  they  walked  from 
the  place  of  worship  like  the  rest  of  the  hearers. 

There  is  a  true  grandeur  in  simplicity  when  the 
occasion  is  one  of  solemn  things. 

Next  day  my  active  and  pleasant  companion 
had  to  leave  me  on  his  return  to  England.  Not 
satisfied  with  a  fortnight's  rifle  practice  at  Wim- 
bledon, where  the  best  prize  of  the  year  was  won 
by  his  skill,  he  must  return  to  the  moors  and 
coverts  for  more  deadly  sport;  and  the  calls  of 
more  important  business,  besides,  required  his 
presence  at  home.  He  paddled  down  the  Rhine 
to  Cologne,  and  on  the  way  several  times 
performed  the  difficult  feat  of  hooking  on  his 
canoe  to  a  steamer  going  at  full  speed. 

Meantime,  my  boat  went  along  with  me  by 
railway  to  Freyburg,  from  whence  the  new 
voyage  was  really  to  begin,  for  as  yet  the  Rob 
Roy  had  not  paddled  in  parts  unknown. 


CHAPTER  III. 


Hollenthal  Pass — Ladies — Black  Forest — Night  Music — 
Beds — Lake  Titisee — Pontius  Pilate — Storm — Starers 
> — Singers — Source  of  the  Danube. 

PLANNING  your  summer  tour  is  one  of  the  most 
agreeable  of  occupations.  It  is  in  June  or  July 
that  the  Foreign  Bradshaw  becomes  suddenly  of 
intense  interest,  and  the  well-known  pages  of 
"  Steamers  and  Railways " — why,  it  is  worth 
while  being  a  bachelor  to  be  able  to  read  each  of 
these  as  part  of  your  sketch ed-out  plan,  and  (oh, 
selfish  thought !)  to  have  only  one  mind  to 
consult  as  to  whither  away. 

All  this  pleasure  is  a  good  deal  influenced,  how- 
ever, by  true  answers  to  these  questions, — Have 
you  worked  hard  in  working  time,  so  as  to  be 
entitled  to  play  in  these  playhours  ?  Is  this  to 
be  a  vacation  of  refreshment,  or  an  idle  lounge 
and  killing  of  time  ?  Are  you  going  off  to  rest, 
and  to  recruit  delicate  health,  or  with  vigour  to 
enjoy  a  summer  of  active  exertion  ? 

But  now  the  infallible  Bradshaw  could  not 
help  me  with  the  canoe  one  iota,  and  Baedeker  was 


LADY    FRIEXDS.  39 

not  written  for  a  boat ;  so  at  Freyburg  my  plans 
resolved  themselves  into  the  simple  direction, 
"  Go  at  once  to  the  source  of  the  Danube." 

Next  morning,  therefore,  found  the  Rob  Roy 
in  a  cart,  and  the  grey-clothed  traveller  walking 
beside  it  on  the  dusty  Hollenthal  road.  The  gay, 
light-hearted  exultation  of  being  strong  and  well, 
and  on  a  right  errand,  and  with  unknown  things 
to  do  and  places  to  see  and  people  to  meet,  who 
can  describe  this  ?  How  easy  it  is  at  such 
times  to  be  glad,  and  to  think  this  is  being 
"  thankful." 

After  moralizing  for  a  few  miles,  a  carriage  full 
of  English  people  overtook  me,  and  soon  we 
became  companions.  "  The  English  are  so  dis- 
tant, so  silent,  such,  hauteur,  and  gloomy  distrust," 
forsooth !  A  false  verdict,  say  I.  The  ladies 
carried  me  off  through  the  very  pretty  glen,  and 
the  canoe  on  its  cart  trundled  slowly  after  us 
behind,  through  the  Hollenthal  Pass,  which  is  too 
seldom  visited  by  travellers,  who  so  often  admire 
the  spire  of  Freyburg  (from  the  railway  perhaps), 
passing  it  on  their  route  to  Switzerland. 

This  entrance  to  the  Schwartzwald,  or  Black 
Forest,  is  a  woody,  rocky,  and  grim  defile,  with 
an  excellent  road,  and  good  inns. 

The  villages  are  of  wood,  and  there  is  a 
saw-mill  in  every  other  house,  giving  a  busy, 
wholesome  sound,  mellowed  by  the  patter  of  the 


40  HOLLENTHAL    PASS. 

water-wheel.  Further  on,  where  tourists'  scenery 
stops,  it  is  a  grand,  dark-coloured  ocean  of  hills. 
The  houses  get  larger  and  larger,  and  fewer  and 
fewer,  and  nearly  every  one  has  a  little  chapel 
built  alongside,  with  a  wooden  saint's  image  of 
life-size  nailed  on  the  gable  end.  One  night  I 
was  in  one  of  these  huge  domiciles,  when  all  the 
servants  and  ploughboys  came  in,  and  half  said, 
half  sung,  their  prayers,  in  a  whining  but  yet 
musical  tone,  and  then  retired  for  a  hearty 
supper. 

Our  carriage  mounted  still  among  crags,  that 
bowed  from  each  side  to  meet  across  the  narrow 
gorge,  and  were  crested  on  high  by  the  grand 
trees  that  will  be  felled  and  floated  down  the 
Rhine  on  one  of  those  huge  rafts  you  meet  at 
Strasbourg.  But  everybody  must  have  seen  a 
Rhine  raft,  so  I  need  not  describe  it,  with  its 
acres  of  wood  and  its  street  of  cabin  dwellings, 
and  its  gay  bannerets.  A  large  raft  needs  500 
men  to  navigate  it,  and  the  timber  will  sell  for 
30,000/. 

At  the  top  of  this  pass  was  the  watershed  of 
this  first  chain  of  hills,  where  my  English  friends 
took  leave  of  me.  The  Rob  Roy  was  safely  housed 
in  the  Baar  Inn,  and  I  set  off  for  a  long  walk  to 
find  if  the  tiny  stream  there  would  possibly  be 
navigable. 

Alone  on  a  hillside  in  a  foreign  land,  and  with 


NIGHT   MUSIC.  41 

an  evening  sun  on  the  wild  mountains,  the  play- 
ful breeze  and  the  bleating  sheep  around  you — 
there  is  a  certain  sense  of  independent  delight  that 
possesses  the  mind  then  with  a  buoyant  gladness ; 
but  how  can  I  explain  it  in  words,  unless  you 
have  felt  this  sort  of  pleasure  ? 

However,  the  rivulet  was  found  to  be  eminently 
unsuited  for  a  canoe;  so  now  let  me  go  to  bed 
in  my  wooden  room,  where  the  washingbasin  is 
oval,  and  the  partitions  are  so  thin  that  one 
hears  all  the  noises  of  the  place  at  midnight. 
Now,  the  long-drawn  snore  of  the  landlord ;  then, 
the  tittle-tattle  of  the  servants  not  asleep  yet, — a 
pussy's  plaintive  mew,  and  the  scraping  of  a 
mouse ;  the  cows  breathing  in  soft  slumber ;  and, 
again,  the  sharp  rattle  of  a  horse's  chain. 

The  elaborate  construction  of  that  edifice  of 
housewifery  called  a  "  bett "  here,  and  which  we 
are  expected  to  sleep  upon,  can  only  be  understood 
when  you  have  to  undermine  and  dismantle  it 
night  after  night  to  arrive  at  a  reasonable  flat 
surface  on  which  to  recline. 

First  you  take  off  a  great  fluff  bag,  at  least  two 
feet  thick,  then  a  counterpane,  and  then  a  brilliant 
scarlet  blanket;  next  you  extract  one  enormous 
pillow,  another  enormous  pillow,  and  a  huge 
wedge-shaped  bolster, — all,  it  appears,  requisite 
for  the  Teutonic  race,  who  yet  could  surely  put 


42  FOREST   MANNERS. 

themselves  to  sleep  at  an  angle  of  forty-five 
degrees,  without  all  this  trouble,  by  merely  tilting 
up  the  end  of  a  flat  bedstead. 

Simple  but  real  courtesy  have  I  found  through- 
out. Every  one  says  "  Gut  tag ;  "  and,  even  in 
a  hotel,  on  getting  up  from  breakfast  a  guest  who 
has  not  spoken  a  word  will  wish  "  Gut  morgen  " 
as  he  departs,  and  perhaps  "  Bon  appetit "  to 
those  not  satisfied  like  himself.  About  eight 
o'clock  the  light  repast  of  tea  or  coffee,  bread, 
butter,  and  honey  begins  the  day;  at  noon  is 
"  mittagessen,"  the  mid-day  meal,  leaving  all 
proper  excuse  for  another  dining  operation  in 
the  shape  of  a  supper  at  seven. 

No  fine  manners  here !  My  driver  sat  down 
to  dinner  with  me,  and  the  waiter  along  with 
him,  smoking  a  cigar  between  whiles,  as  he 
waited  on  us  both.  But  all  this  is  just  as  one 
sees  in  Canada  and  in  Norway,  and  wherever 
there  are  mountains,  woods,  and  torrent  streams, 
with  a  sparse  population;  and,  as  in  Norway 
too,  you  see  at  once  that  all  can  read,  and  they  do 
read.  There  is  more  reading  in  one  day  in  a 
common  house  in  Germany  than  in  a  month  in 
the  same  sort  of  place  in  France. 

I  had  hired  the  cart  and  driver  by  the  day,  but 
he  by  no  means  admired  my  first  directions  next 
morning — namely,  to  take  the  boat  off  the  main 


PONTIUS    PILATE.      .  43 

road,  so  as  to  get  to  the  Titisee,  a  pretty 
mountain  lake  about  four  miles  long,  and  sur- 
rounded by  wooded  knolls.  His  arguments  and 
objections  were  evidently  superficial,  and  some- 
thing deeper  than  he  said  was  in  his  mind.  In 
fact,  it  appears  that,  by  a  superstition  long 
cherished  there,  Pontius  Pilate  is  supposed  to  be 
in  that  deep,  still  lake,  and  dark  rumours  were 
told  that  he  would  surely  drag  me  down  if  I 
ventured  upon  it.* 

Of  course,  this  decided  the  matter,  and  when  I 
launched  the  Rob  Roy  from  the  pebbly  shore  in  a 
fine  foggy  morning,  and  in  full  view  of  the  inhabi- 
tants of  the  region  (eight  in  number  at  last  census), 
we  had  a  most  pleasant  paddle  for  several  miles. 

At  a  distance  the  boat  was  invisible  being  so 
low  in  the  water,  and  they  said  that  "  only  a  man 
was  seen,  whirling  a  paddle  about  his  head." 

There  is  nothing  interesting  about  this  lake, 
except  that  it  is  3,000  feet  above  the  sea  and  very 
lonely,  in  the  middle  of  the  Black  Forest.  Cer- 
tainly no  English  boat  has  been  there  before,  and 
probably  no  other  will  visit  the  deserted  water. 

After  this,  the  Rob  Roy  is  carted  again  still 

*  The  legend  about  Pilate  extends  over  Germany  and 
Italy.  Even  on  the  flanks  of  Stromboli  there  is  a  talus  of 
the  volcano  which  the  people  dare  not  approach,  "  because 
of  Pontius  Pilate." 


44  A    SCHWARTZWALD    STORM. 

further  into  the  forests.  Lumbering  vehicles 
meet  us,  all  carrying  wood.  Some  have  joined 
three  carts  together,  and  have  eight  horses. 
Others  have  a  bullock  or  two  besides,  and  all  the 
men  are  intelligent  enough,  for  they  stop  and 
stare,  and  my  driver  deigns  to  tell  them,  in  a 
patois  wholly  beyond  me,  as  to  what  a  strange 
fare  he  has  got  with  a  boat  and  no  other  luggage. 
However,  they  invariably  conclude  that  the  canoe 
is  being  carried  about  for  sale,  and  it  could  ha\e 
been  well  sold  frequently  already. 

About  mid-day  my  sage  driver  began  to  mutter 
something  at  intervals,  but  I  could  only  make  out 
from  his  gestures  and  glances  that  it  had  to  do 
with  a  storm  overhead.  The  mixture  of  English, 
French,  and  German  on  the  borders  of  the  Rhine 
accustoms  one  to  hear  odd  words.  "  Shall  have 
you  pottyto  ?  "  says  a  waiter,  and  he  is  asking 
if  you  will  have  potatoes.  Another  hands  you 
a  dish,  saying,  it  is  "  sweetbone,"  and  you  must 
know  it  is  "  sweetbread." 

Yes,  the  storm  came,  and  as  it  seldom  does 
come  except  in  such  places.  I  once  heard  a 
thunder  peal  while  standing  on  the  crater  of 
Mount  Vesuvius,  and  I  have  seen  the  bright 
lightning,  in  cold  and  grand  beauty,  playing  on 
the  Falls  of  Niagara  in  a  sombre  night,  but  the 
vividness  of  the  flashes  to-day  in  the  Black 


STARERS.  45 

Forest,  and  the  crashing,  rolling,  and  booming  of 
the  terrible  and  majestic  battery  of  heaven  was 
astounding.  Once  a  bolt  fell  so  near  and  with 
such  a  blaze  that  the  horse  albeit  tired  enough 
started  off  down  a  hill  and  made  me  quite  nervous 
lest  he  should  overturn  the  cart  and  injure  my 
precious  boat,  which  naturally  was  more  and  more 
dear  to  me  as  it  was  longer  my  sole  companion. 

As  we  toiled  up  the  Rothenhaus  Pass,  down 
came  the  rain,  whistling  and  rushing  through  the 
cold,  dark  forests  of  larch,  and  blackening  the  top 
of  great  Feldberg,  the  highest  mountain  here,  and 
then  pouring  heavy  and  fast  on  the  cart  and  horse, 
the  man,  the  canoe,  and  myself.  This  was  the 
last  rain  my  boat  got  in  the  tour.  All  other  days 
I  spent  in  her  were  perfectly  dry. 

People  stared  out  of  their  windows  to  see 
a  cart  and  a  boat  in  this  heavy  shower — what ! 
a  boat,  up  here  in  the  hills  ?  Where  can  it  be 
going,  and  whose  is  it  ?  Then  they  ran  out  to 
us,  and  forced  the  driver  to  harangue,  and  he 
tried  to  satisfy  their  curiosity,  but  his  explanation 
never  seemed  to  be  quite  exhaustive,  for  they 
turned  homeward  shaking  their  heads  and  looking 
grave,  even  though  I  nodded  and  laughed  at  them 
through  the  bars  of  the  cart,  lifting  up  my  head 
among  the  wet  straw. 

The  weather  dried  up  its  tears  at  last,  and  the 


46  KTRCHWASSER. 

sun  glittered  on  the  road,  still  sparkling  with  its 
rivulets  of  rain,  but  the  boat  was  soon  dried  by  a 
sponge,  while  a  smart  walk  warmed  its  well-soaked 
captain. 

The  horse  too  had  got  into  a  cheerful  vein  and 
actually  trotted  with  excitement,  for  now  it  was 
down  hill,  and  bright  sun — a  welcome  change  in 
ten  minutes  from  our  labouring  up  a  steep  forest 
road  in  a  thunder-storm. 

The  most  rigid  teetotaller  (I  am  only  a  tem- 
perance man)  would  probably  allow  that  just  a 
very  small  glass  of  kirchwasser  might  be  pre- 
scribed at  this  moment  with  advantage,  and  as 
there  was  no  "faculty"  there  but  myself,  I 
administered  the  dose  medicinally  to  the  driver 
and  to  his  employer,  and  gave  a  bran-mash  and 
a  rub  down  to  the  horse,  which  made  all  three 
of  us  better  satisfied  with  ourselves  and  each 
other,  and  so  we  jogged  on  again. 

By  dusk  I  marched  into  Donaueschingen,  and 
on  crossing  the  little  bridge,  saw  at  once  I  could 
begin  the  Danube  from  its  very  source,  for  there 
was  at  least  three  inches  of  water  in  the  middle 
of  the  stream. 

In  five  minutes  a  crowd  assembled  round  the 
boat,  evenbeforeit  could  be  loosened  from  the  cart.* 

*  After  trying  various  modes  of  securing  the  canoe  in 
a  springless  cart  for  long  journeys  on  rough  and  hilly 


THE    SINGERS.  47 

The  ordinary  idlers  came  first,  then  the  more 
shy  townspeople,  and  then  a  number  of  strange 
folk,  whose  exact  position  I  could  not  make  out, 
until  it  was  explained  that  the  great  singing 
meeting  for  that  part  of  Germany  was  to  be  held 
next  day  in  the  town,  and  so  there  were  600 
visitors,  all  men  of  some  means  and  intelligence, 
who  were  collected  from  a  wide  country  round 
about. 

The  town  was  in  gala  for  this  meeting  of  song. 
The  inns  were  full,  but  still  the  good  landlord  of 
the  "Poste"  by  the  bridge  gave  me  an  excellent 
room,  and  the  canoe  was  duly  borne  aloft  in  pro- 
cession to  the  coachhouse. 

What  a  din  these  tenors  and  basses  did  make 
at  the  table  d'hote  !  Everything  about  the  boat 
had  to  be  told  a  dozen  times  over  to  them,  while 
my  driver  had  a  separate  lecture-room  on  the 
subject  below. 

The  town  was  well  worth  inspection  next 
day,  for  it  was  in  a  violent  fit  of  decoration. 

roads,  I  am  convinced  that  the  best  way  is  to  fasten  two 
ropes  across  the  top  of  a  long  cart  and  let  the  boat  lie  on 
these,  which  will  bear  it  like  springs  and  so  modify  the 
jolts.  The  painter  is  then  made  fast  fore  and  aft,  so  as  to 
keep  the  boat  from  moving  back  and  forward.  All  plans 
for  using  trusses  of  straw,  &c.,  fail  after  a  few  miles  of 
rolling  gravel  and  coarse  ruts. 


48  DONAUESCHINGEN. 

Every  house  was  tidied  up,  and  all  the  streets 
were  swept  clean.  From  the  humbler  windows 
hung  green  boughs  and  garlands,  rugs,  quilts, 
and  blankets  ;  while  banners,  Venetian  streamers, 
arches,  mottoes,  and  wreaths  of  flowers  announced 
the  wealthier  houses.  Crowds  of  gaping  peasants 
paraded  the  streets  and  jostled  against  bands 
drumming  and  tromboning  (if  there  be  such  a 
word),  and  marching  in  a  somewhat  ricketty 
manner  over  the  undoubtedly  rough  pavement. 
Every  now  and  then  the  bustle  had  a  fresh 
paroxysm  when  four  horses  rattled  along,  bring- 
ing in  new  visitors  from  some  distant  choir.  They 
are  coming  you  see  in  a  long  four-wheeled  cart, 
covered  with  evergreens  and  bearing  four  pine 
trees  in  it  erect  among  sacks  which  are  used  as 
seats — only  the  inmates  do  not  sit  but  stand  up  in 
the  cart,  and  shout,  and  sing,  and  wave  banners 
aloft,  while  the  hundreds  of  on-lookers  roar  out 
the  "Hoch,"  the  German  Hurrah  !  with  only  one 
note. 

As  every  window  had  its  ornament  or  device,  I 
made  one  for  mine  also,  and  my  sails  were  fes- 
tooned (rather  tastefully,  I  flatter  myself )  to 
support  the  little  blue  silk  English  jack  of  the 
canoe.  This  complimentary  display  was  speedily 
recognized  by  the  Germans,  who  greeted  it  with 
cheers,  and  sung  glees  below,  and  improvised 


ALLEGRO.  49 


Singers'  Waggon. 

verses  about  England,  and  then  sang  round  the 
boat  itself,  laughing,  shouting,  and  hurraing 
boisterously  with  the  vigour  of  youthful  lungs. 
Never  tell  me  again  that  the  Germans  are 
phlegmatic ! 

They  had  a  "  banket "   in  the  evening  at  the 
Museum.     It  was  "  free  for  all,"  and  so  400  came 
on    these    cheap    terms,     and    all    drank    beer 
E 


50  A    BANKET. 

from  long  glass  cylinders  at  a  penny  a  glass,  all 
smoked  cigars  at  a  farthing  a  piece,  and  all  talked 
and  all  sang,  though  a  splendid  brass  band  was 
playing  beside  them,  and  whenever  it  stopped  a 
glee  or  chorus  commenced. 

The  whole  affair  was  a  scene  of  bewildering 
excitement,  very  curious  to  contemplate  for  one 
sitting  in  the  midst.  Next  me  I  found  a  young 
bookseller  who  had  sold  me  a  French  book  in  the 
morning.  He  said  I  must  take  a  ticket  for  the 
Sunday  concert;  but  I  told  him  I  was  an 
Englishman,  and  had  learned  in  my  country  that 
it  was  God's  will  and  for  man's  good  to  keep 
Sunday  for  far  better  things,  which  are  too  much 
forgotten  when  one  day  in  seven  is  not  saved 
from  the  business,  excitement,  and  giddiness  of 
every-day  life. 

And  is  there  not  a  feeling  of  dull  sameness 
about  time  in  those  countries  and  places  where 
the  week  is  not  steadied  and  centred  round  a 
solid  day  on  which  lofty  and  deep  things,  pure 
and  lasting  things  may  have  at  least  some  hours 
of  our  attention  ? 

So  I  left  the  merry  singers  to  bang  their  drums 
and  hoch !  at  each  other  in  the  great  hall  provided 
for  their  use  by  the  Prince  of  Furstemburg.  He 
had  reared  this  near  his  stables,  in  which  are 
many  good  horses,  some  of  the  best  being  Eng- 


51 

lish,  and  named  on  their  stalls  "Miss,"  "Pet," 
"  Lady,"  or  "  Tom,"  &c. 

An  English,  gentleman  whom  I  met  afterwards 
had  been  travelling  through  Germany  with  a  four- 
in-hand  drag,  and  he  came  to  Donaueschingen, 
where  the  Prince  soon  heard  of  his  arrival.  Next 
day  His  Serene  Highness  was  at  his  stables,  and 
seeing  an  English  visitor  there,  he  politely  con- 
ducted the  stranger  over  the  whole  establishment, 
explaining  every  item  with  minute  care.  He 
found  out  afterwards  that  this  visitor  was  not  the 
English  gentleman,  but  only  his  groom  ! 

The  intelligence,  activity,  and  good  temper  of 
most  of  the  German  waiters  in  hotels  will  surely 
be  observed  by  travellers  whose  daily  enjoyment 
depends  so  much  on  that  class.  Here,  for  instance, 
is  a  little  waiter  at  the  Poste  Inn.  He  is  the  size 
of  a  boy,  but  looks  twenty  years  older.  His  face 
is  flat,  and  broad,  and  brown,  and  so  is  his  jacket. 
His  shoulders  are  high,  and  he  reminds  you  of 
those  four  everlasting  German  juveniles,  with 
thick  comforters  about  their  necks,  who  stand  in 
London  streets  blowing  brass  music,  with  their 
cheeks  puffed  out,  and  their  cold  grey  eyes 
turning  on  all  the  passing  objects  while  the  music, 
or  at  any  rate  a  noise,  blurts  out  as  if  mechanically 
from  the  big,  unpolished  instruments  held  by  red 
benumbed  fingers. 

E  2 


52  A   WAITER. 

This  waiter  lad  then  is  all  the  day  at  the  beck 
of  all,  and  never  gets  a  night  undisturbed,  yet 
he  is  as  obliging  at  ten  o'clock  in  the  dark  as 
for  the  early  coffee  at  sunrise,  and  he  quite 
agrees  with  each  guest,  in  the  belief  that  his 
particular  cutlet  or  cognac  is  the  most  important 
feature  of  the  hour. 

I  honour  this  sort  of  man.  He  fills  a  hard 
place  well,  and  Bismarck  or  Mussurus  cannot  do 
more. 

Then  again,  there  is  Ulric,  the  other  waiter, 
hired  only  for  to-day  as  an  "  extra,"  to  meet  the 
crush  of  hungry  vocalists  who  will  soon  fill  the 
saal.  He  is  timid  yet,  being  young,  and  only  used 
to  a  village  inn  where  "The  Poste  at  Donaues- 
chingen"  is  looked  up  to  with  solemn  admiration 
as  the  pink  of  fashion.  He  was  learning  French 
too,  and  was  sentimental,  so  I  gave  him  a  very 
matter-of-fact  book,  and  then  he  asked  me  to  let 
him  sit  in  the  canoe  while  I  was  to  paddle  it  down 
the  river  to  his  home  !  The  naive  simplicity  of 
this  request  was  truly  refreshing,  and  if  we  had 
been  sure  of  shallow  water  all  the  way,  and 
yet  not  too  shallow,  it  would  perhaps  have  been 
amusing  to  admit  such  a  passenger. 

The  actual  source  of  the  Danube  is  by  no  means 
agreed  upon  any  more  than  the  source  of  the  Nile. 
I  had  a  day's  exploration  of  the  country,  after 


SOURCE    OF    THE    DANUBE.  53 

seeking  exact  information  on  this  point  from  the 
townspeople  in  vain.  The  land  round  Donaues- 
chingen  is  a  spongy  soil,  with  numerous  rivulets 
and  a  few  large  streams.  I  went  along  one  of 
these,  the  Brege,  which  rises  twenty  miles  away, 
near  St.  Martin,  and  investigated  about  ten  miles 
of  another,  the  Brigach,  a  brook  rising  near  St. 
Georgen,  about  a  mile  from  the  source  of  the 
Neckar,  which  river  runs  to  the  Rhine.  These 
streams  join  near  Donaueschingen,  but  in  the 
town  there  bubbles  up  a  clear  spring  of  water  in 
the  gardens  of  the  Prince  near  the  church,  and 
this,  the  infant  Danube,  runs  into  the  other 
water  already  wide  enough  for  a  boat,  but  which 
then  for  the  first  time  has  the  name  of  Donau. 

The  name,  it  is  said,  is  never  given  to  either  of 
the  two  larger  rivulets,  because  sometimes  both 
have  been  known  to  fail  in  dry  summers,  while 
the  bubbling  spring  has  been  perennial  for  ages. 

The  Brege  and  another  confluent  are  caused  to 
fill  an  artificial  pond  close  by  the  Brigach.  This 
lake  is  wooded  round,  and  has  a  pretty  island,  and 
swans,  and  gold  fish.  A  waterwheel  (in  vain 
covered  for  concealment)  pumps  up  water  to  flow 
from  an  inverted  horn  amid  a  group  of  statuary 
in  this  romantic  pond,  and  the  stream  flowing 
from  it  also  joins  the  others,  now  the  Danube.* 

*  The  old  Roman  Ister.  The  name  Donau  is  pronounced 


54  HOCH  !    HOCH  ! 

That  there  might  be  no  mistake  however  in 
this  matter  about  the  various  rivulets,  I  went  up 
each  stream  until  it  would  not  float  a  canoe. 
Then  from  near  the  little  bridge,  on  August  28, 
while  the  singers  sol-faed  excessively  at  the  boat, 
and  shouted  "hocks"  and  farewells  to  the  English 
"flagge,"  and  the  landlord  bowed  (his  bill  of 
thirteen  francs  for  three  full  days  being  duly 
paid),  and  the  populace  stared,  the  Rob  Roy  shot 
off  like  an  arrow  on  a  river  delightfully  new. 


"Doanou."  Hilpert  says,  "Donau  allied  to  D6n  and 
Duna  (a  river)."  In  Celtic  Dune  means  "  river,"  and  Don 
means  "brown,"  while  " au"  in  German  is  "island" 
(like  the  English  "  eyot "). 

The  other  three  rivers  mentioned  above,  and  depicted 
in  the  plan  on  the  map  with  this  book,  seem  to 
preserve  traces  of  their  Roman  names.  Thus  the 
"  Brigach"  is  the  stream  coming  from  the  north  where 
"  Alt  Breisach "  now  represents  the  Roman  "  Mons 
Brisiacus,"  while  the  "  Brege "  may  be  referred  to 
"  Brigantii,"  the  people  about  the  "  Brigantinus  Lacus," 
now  the  "  Boden  See"  (Lake  Constance),  where  also  Bre- 
gentz  now  represents  the  Roman  "  Brigantius."  The 
river  Neckar  was  "  Nicer  "  of  old,  and  the  Black  Forest 
was  "  Hercynia  Silva." 

The  reader  being  now  sufficiently  confused  about  the 
source  of  the  Danube  and  its  name,  let  us  leave  the  Latin 
in  the  quagmire  and  jump  nimbly  into  our  canoe. 


CHAPTER  IV. 


The  Danube — Singers — Shady  nooks — Geisingen — Mill 
weirs — Rapids — Morning  Crowd — Donkey's  stable — 
Islands — Monks — Spiders — Concert — Fish — A  race. 

AT  first  the  river  is  a  few  feet  broad,  but  it  soon 
enlarges,  and  the  streams  of  a  great  plain 
quickly  bring  its  volume  to  that  of  the  Thames 
at  Kingston.  The  quiet,  dark  Donau  winds 
about  then  in  slow  serpentine  smoothness  for 
hours  in  a  level  mead,  with  waving  sedge  on  the 
banks  and  silken  sleepy  weeds  in  the  water. 
Here  the  long-necked,  long-winged,  long-legged 
heron,  that  seems  to  have  forgotten  to  get  a  body, 
flocks  by  scores  with  ducks  of  the  various  wild 
breeds,  while  pretty  painted  butterflies  and  fierce- 
looking  dragon-flies  float,  as  it  were,  on  the 
summer  sunbeams,  and  simmer  in  the  air.  The 
haymakers  are  at  work;  and  half  their  work  is 
hammering  the  soft  edges  of  their  very  miserable 
scythes,  which  they  then  dip  in  the  water. 
Now  they  have  a  chat ;  and  as  I  whiz  by  round 
a  corner,  there  is  a  row  of  open  mouths  and 


56 

wondering  eyes,  but  an  immediate  return  to 
courtesy  with  a  touch  of  the  hat,  and  "Gut 
tag  "  when  presence  of  mind  is  restored.  Then 
they  call  to  their  mates,  and  laugh  with  rustic 
satisfaction — a  laugh  that  is  real  and  true,  not 
cynical,  but  the  recognition  of  a  strange  incon- 
gruity, that  of  a  reasonable  being  pent  up  in  a 
boat  and  hundreds  of  miles  from  home,  yet 
whistling  most  cheerfully  all  the  time. 

Soon  the  hills  on  either  side  have  houses  and 
old  castles,  and  then  wood,  and,  lastly,  rock; 
and  with  these,  mingling  the  bold,  the  wild,  and 
the  sylvan,  there  begins  a  grand  panorama  of  river 
beauties  to  be  unrolled  for  days  and  days.  No 
river  I  have  seen  equals  this  Upper  Danube,  and 
I  have  visited  many  pretty  streams.  The  wood 
is  so  thick,  the  rocks  so  quaint  and  high  and 
varied,  the  water  so  clear,  and  the  grass  so  green. 
Winding  here  and  turning  there,  and  rushing 
fast  down  this  reach  and  paddling  slow  along 
that,  with  each  minute  a  fresh  view,  and  of 
new  things,  the  mind  is  ever  on  the  gui  vive,  or 
the  boat  will  go  bump  on  a  bank,  crash  on  a  rock, 
or  plunge  into  a  tree  full  of  gnats  and  spiders. 
This  is  veritable  travelling,  where  skill  and  tact 
are  needed  to  bear  you  along,  and  where  each 
exertion  of  either  is  rewarded  at  once.  I  think, 
also,  it  promotes  decision  of  character,  for  you  must 


CANOE    PLEASURES.  57 

choose,  and  that  promptly,  too,  between,  say,  five 
channels  opened  suddenly  before  you.  Three  are 
probably  safe,  but  which  of  these  three  is  the 
shortest,  deepest,  and  most  practicable  ?  In  an 
instant,  if  you  hesitate,  the  boat  is  on  a  bank ; 
and  it  is  remarkable  how  speedily  the  exercise  of 
this  resolution  becomes  experienced  into  habit, 
but  of  course  only  after  some  severe  lessons. 

It  is  exciting  to  direct  a  camel  over  the  sandy 
desert  when  you  have  lost  your  fellow-travellers, 
and  to  guide  a  horse  in  trackless  wilds  alone; 
but  the  pleasure  of  paddling  a  canoe  down  a 
rapid,  high-banked,  and  unknown  river,  is  far 
more  than  these. 

Part  of  this  pleasure  flows  from  the  mere  sense 
of  rapid  motion.  In  going  down  a  swift  reach  of 
the  river  there  is  the  same  sensation  about  one's 
diaphragm  which  is  felt  when  one  goes  forward 
smoothly  on  a  lofty  rope  swing.  Now  the  first 
few  days  of  the  Danube  are  upon  very  fast 
waters.  Between  its  source  and  Ulm  the  descent 
of  the  river  is  about  1,500  feet.^  This  would 
give  300  feet  of  fall  for  each  of  a  five  days' 
journey;  and  it  will  be  seen  from  this  that  the 
prospect  for  the  day's  voyage  is  most  cheering 

*  The  best  geographical  books  give  different  estimates 
of  this,  some  above  and  others  below  the  amount  here 
stated. 


58  ALL    R-R-R-R-IGHT. 

when  you  launch,  in  the  morning  and  know  you 
will  have  to  descend  about  the  height  of  St. 
Paul's  Cathedral  before  halting  for  the  night. 

Another  part  of  the  pleasure — it  is  not  to  be 
denied — consists  in  the  satisfaction  of  overcoming 
difficulties.  When  you  have  followed  a  channel 
chosen  from  several,  and,  after  half-a-mile  of  it, 
you  see  one  and  another  of  the  rejected  channels 
emerging  from  its  island  to  join  that  you  are  in, 
there  is  a  natural  pride  in  observing  that  any 
other  streamlet  but  the  one  you  had  chosen 
would  certainly  have  been  a  mistake. 

These  reflections  are  by  the  way ;  and  we  have 
been  winding  the  while  through  a  rich  grassy 
plain  till  a  bridge  over  the  river  made  it  seem 
quite  a  civilized  spot,  and,  just  as  I  passed  under, 
there  drove  along  one  of  the  green-boughed 
waggons  of  jovial  singers  returning  from  Donau- 
eschingen.  Of  course  they  recognised  the  canoe, 
and  stopped  to  give  her  a  hearty  cheer,  ending 
with  a  general  chorus  made  up  of  the  few  English 
words  of  their  vocabulary,  "  All  r-r-r-r-ight, 
Englishmann ! "  "All  r-r-r-r-ight,  English- 
mann ! "  * 

The  coincidence  of  these  noisy  but  good- 
humoured  people  having  been  assembled  in  the 
morning,  when  the  canoe  had  started  from  the 
*  See  sketch,  ante,  page  49. 


FUEL    WANTED.  59 

source  of  the  Danube,  caused  the  news  of  its 
adventure  to  be  rapidly  carried  to  all  the  neigh- 
bouring towns,  so  that  the  Rob  Roy  was  wel- 
comed at  once,  and  the  newspapers  recorded  its 
progress  not  only  in  Germany  and  France, 
but  in  England,  and  even  in  Sweden  and  in 
America. 

At  the  village  of  Geisingen  it  was  discovered 
that  the  boiler  of  my  engine  needed  some  fuel,  or, 
in  plain  terms,  I  must  breakfast.  The  houses  of 
the  town  were  not  close  to  the  river,  but  some 
workmen  were  near  at  hand,  and  I  had  to  leave 
the  canoe  in  the  centre  of  the  stream  moored  to 
a  plank,  with  very  strict  injunctions  (in  most 
distinct  English!)  to  an  intelligent  boy  to  take 
charge  of  her  until  my  return;  and  then  I  walked 
to  the  principal  street,  and  to  the  best-looking 
house,  and  knocked,  entered,  asked  for  breakfast, 
and  sat  down,  and  was  speedily  supplied  with  an 
excellent  meal.  One  after  another  the  people 
came  in  to  look  at  the  queer  stranger  who  was 
clad  so  oddly,  and  had  come — aye,  how  had  he 
come?  that  was  what  they  argued  about  in 
whispers  till  he  paid  his  bill,  and  then  they 
followed  to  see  where  he  would  go,  and  thus  was 
there  always  a  congregation  of  inquisitive  bu^, 
respectful  observers  as  we  started  anew. 

Off  again,    though    the   August    sun   is   hot. 


60  SHADY   TIMES. 

But  we  cannot  stop  now.  The  shade  will  be 
better  enjoyed  when  resting  in  the  boat  under 
a  high  rock,  or  in  a  cool  water  cave,  or  beneath  a 
wooden  bridge,  or  within  the  longer  shadow  of 
a  pine-clad  cliff. 

Often  I  tried  to  rest  those  midday  hours  (for 
one  cannot  always  work)  on  shore,  in  a  house,  or 
on  a  grassy  bank ;  but  it  was  never  so  pleasant  as 
at  full  length  in  the  canoe,  under  a  thick  grown 
oak-tree,  with  a  book  to  read  dreamily,  and  a 
mild  cigar  at  six  for  a  penny,  grown  in  the 
fields  we  passed,  and  made  up  at  yesterday's 


*   Two  stimulants  well  known  in  England  are  much 
used  in  Germany, — tea  and  tobacco. 

(1)  The  tobacco  plant  (sometimes  styled  a  weed,  because 
it  also  grows  wild)  produces  leaves,  which  are  dried  and 
rolled,  and  then  treated  with  fire,  using  an  appropriate 
instrument,  by  which  the  fumes  are  inhaled.     The  effect 
upon  many  persons  is  to    soothe ;    but   it  impairs   the 
appetite  of  others.     The  use  is  carried  to  excess  in  Turkey. 
The  leaves  contain  a  deadly  poison. 

(2)  The  tea  weed  (sometimes  styled  a  plant,  because  it 
also  grows  under  cultivation)  produces  leaves,  which  are 
dried  and  rolled,  and  then  treated  with  fire,   using  an 
appropriate  instrument,  by  which  the  infusion  is  imbibed. 
The  effect  upon  many  persons  is  to  cheer  ;  but  it  impairs 
the  sleep  of  others.      The  use  is  carried  to  excess  in 
Russia.     The  leaves  contain  a  deadly  poison. 

Both  these  luxuries  are  cheap  and  portable,  and  are 


MILL   WEIRS.  61 

Let  it  be  well  understood  that  this  picture  only 
describes  the  resting  time,  and  not  the  active 
hours  of  progress  in  the  cooler  part  of  the  day 
before  and  after  the  bright  meridian  sun. 

In  working  hours  there  was  no  lazy  lolling, 
the  enjoyment  was  that  of  delightful  exertion, 
varied  at  every  reach  of  the  river. 
.  You  start,  indeed,  quietly  enough,  but  are  sure 
soon  to  hear  the  well-known  rushing  sound  of  a 
milldam,  and  this  almost  every  day,  five  or  six 
times.  On  coming  to  it  I  usually  went  straight 
along  the  top  edge  of  the  weir,  looking  over  for 
a  good  place  to  descend  by,  and  surveying  the 
innumerable  little  streams  below  to  see  my  best 
course  afterwards.  By  this  time  the  miller  and 
his  family  and  his  men,  and  all  the  neighbours, 
would  run  down  to  see  the  new  sight,  but  I 
always  lifted  out  my  little  black  knapsack  and 
put  my  paddle  on  shore,  and  then  stepped  out 
and  pulled  my  boat  over  or  round  the  obstruc- 
tion, sometimes  through  a  hayfield  or  two,  or  by 
a  lane,  or  along  a  wall,  and  then  launched  her 
again  in  deep  water.  Dams  less  than  four  feet 

daily  enjoyed  by  millions  of  persons  in  all  climates.  Both 
require  care  and  moderation  in  their  use.  Both  have 
advocates  and  enemies  ;  and  it  cannot  be  settled  by 
argument  whether  the  plant  or  the  weed  is  the  more 
useful  or  hurtful  to  mankind. 


62  RAPIDS. 

high  one  can  "  shoot "  with  a  headlong  plunge 
into  the  little  billows  at  the  foot,  but  this 
wrenches  the  boot  if  it  strikes  against  a  stone, 
and  it  is  better  to  get  out  and  ease  her  through, 
lift  her  over,  or  drag  her  round. 

In  other'  places  I  had  to  sit  astride  on  the 
stern  of  the  conoe,  with  both  legs  in  the  water, 
fending  her  off  from  big  stones  on  either  side, 
and  cautiously  steering.* 

But  with  these  amusements,  and  a  little 
wading,  you  sit  quite  dry,  and,  leaning  against 
the  backboard,  smoothly  glide  past  every  danger, 
lolling  at  ease  where  the  current  is  excessive,  and 
where  it  would  not  be  safe  to  add  impetus,  for  the 
shock  of  a  collision  there  would  break  the 
strongest  boat. 

If  incidents  like  these,  and  the  scenery  and  the 
people  ashore,  were  not  enough  to  satisfy  the  ever 
greedy  mind,  some  louder  plashing,  with  a  deeper 
roar,  would  announce  the  rapids.  This  sound 
was  sure  to  waken  up  any  sleepiness,  and  once 
in  the  middle  of  rough  water  all  had  to  be 
energy  and  life. 

I  never  had  a  positive  upset,  but  of  course  I 

*  The  invention  of  this  method  was  made  here,  but  its 
invaluable  advantages  were  more  apparent  in  passing  the 
second  rapid  of  Rheinfelden.     See  post,  page  186,  where 
described,  with  a  sketch. 


THE    BOYS.  03 

had  to  jump  out  frequently  to  save  the  boat,  for 
the  first  care  was  the  canoe,  and  the  second  was 
my  luggage,  to  keep  it  all  dry,  the  sketch-book 
in  particular,  while  the  third  object  was  to  get  on 
comfortably  and  fast. 

After  hours  of  these  pleasures  of  work  and  rest, 
and  a  vast  deal  seen  and  heard  and  felt  that  would 
take  too  long  to  tell,  the  waning  sun,  and  the 
cravings  within  for  dinner,  warned  me  truly  that 
I  had  come  near  the  stopping-place  for  the  night. 

The  town  of  Tuttlingen  is  built  on  both  sides 
of  the  river,  and  almost  every  house  is  a  dyer's 
shop  or  a  tannery,  with  men  beating,  scraping, 
and  washing  hides  in  the  water.  As  I  allowed 
the  boat  to  drift  among  these  the  boys  soon  found 
her  out — a  new  object — and  therefore  to  boys 
(and  may  it  always  be  so)  well  worth  a  shout 
and  a  run ;  so  a  whole  posse  of  little  Germans 
scampered  along  beside  me,  but  I  could  not  see 
any  feasible-looking  inn. 

It  is  one  of  the  privileges  of  this  water  tour 
that  you  can  survey  calmly  all  the  where- 
abouts; and  being  out  of  reach  of  the  touters 
and  porters  who  harass  the'  wretched  traveller 
delivered  to  their  grasp  from  an  omnibus  or  a 
steamboat,  you  can  philosophize  on  the  whole 
morale  of  a  town,  and  if  so  inclined  can  pass  it, 
and  simply  go  on.  In  fact,  on  several  occasions 


64  WHERE    SHALL    WE    STOP. 

I  did  not  fancy  a  town,  so  we  went  on  to  another. 
However,  I  was  fairly  nonplussed  now.  It  would 
not  do  to  go  further,  for  it  was  not  a  thickly- 
peopled  country;  but  I  went  nearly  to  the  end 
of  the  place  in  search  of  a  good  landing,  till  I 
turned  into  a  millrace  and  stepped  ashore. 

The  crowd  pressed  so  closely  that  I  had  to  fix 
on  a  boy  who  had  a  toy  barrow  with  four  little 
wheels,  and  amid  much  laughter  I  persuaded  the 
boy  to  lend  it  (of  course  as  a  great  honour  to  him), 
and  so  I  pulled  the  boat  on  this  to  the  hotel. 
The  boy's  sixpence  of  reward  was  a  fact  that 
brought  all  the  juvenile  population  together,  and 
though  we  hoisted  the  canoe  into  a  hayloft  and 
gave  very  positive  injunction  to  the  ostler  to  keep 
her  safe,  there  was  soon  a  string  of  older  sight- 
seers admitted  one  by  one;  and  even  at  night  they 
were  mounting  the  ladder  with  lanterns,  women  as 
well  as  men,  to  examine  the  "  schiff." 

A  total  change  of  garments  usually  enabled  me 
to  stroll  through  the  villages  in  the  evening 
without  being  recognised,  but  here  I  was  instantly 
known  as  I  emerged  for  a  walk,  and  it  was  evident 
that  an  unusual  attendance  must  be  expected  in 
the  morning. 

Tuttlingen  is  a  very  curious  old  town,  with  a 
good  inn  and  bad  pavement,  tall  houses,  all 
leaning  here  and  there,  and  big,  clumsy,  honest- 


TUTTLINGEN.  65 

looking  men  lounging  after  their  work,  and 
wonderfully  satisfied  to  chat  in  groups  amid  the 
signal  darkness  of  unlighted  streets;  very  fat 
horses  and  pleasant-looking  women,  a  bridge, 
and  numerous  schoolboys ;  these  are  my  impres- 
sions of  Tuttlingen. 

Even  at  six  o'clock  next  morning  these  boys 
had  begun  to  assemble  for  the  sight  they  ex- 
pected, and  those  of  them  who  had  satchels  on 
their  backs  seemed  grievously  disappointed  to 
find  the  start  would  not  come  off  before  their 
hour  for  early  school. 

However,  the  grown-up  people  came  instead, 
and  flocked  to  the  bridge  and  its  approaches. 
While  I  was  endeavouring  to  answer  all  the 
usual  questions  as  to  the  boat,  a  man  respectfully 
asked  me  to  delay  the  start  five  minutes,  as  his 
aged  father,  who  was  bedridden,  wished  exceed- 
ingly just  to  see  the  canoe.  In  all  such  cases  it 
is  a  pleasure  to  give  pleasure,  and  to  sympathize 
with  the  boundless  delight  of  the  boys,  remem- 
bering how  as  a  boy  a  boat  delighted  me;  and 
then,  again,  these  worthy,  mother-like,  whole- 
some-faced dames,  how  could  one  object  to  their 
prying  gaze,  mingled  as  it  was  with  friendly 
smile  and  genuine  interest  ? 

The  stream  on  which  I  started  here  was  not  the 
main  channel  of  the  Danube,  but  a  narrow  arm 


66  THE    MORNING    CROWD. 

of  the  river  conducted  through  the  town,  while 
the  other  part  fell  over  the  mill-weir.  The  wood- 
cut shows  the  scene  at  starting,  and  there  were 
crowds  as  large  as  this  at  other  towns ;  but  a 
picture  never  can  repeat  the  shouts  and  bustle, 
or  the  sound  of  guns  firing  and  bells  ringing, 
which  on  more  than  one  occasion  celebrated  the 
Rob  Roy's  morning  paddle. 

The  lovely  scenery  of  this  day's  voyage  often 
reminded  me  of  that  upon  the  Wye,*  in  its  best 
parts  between  Ross  and  Chepstow.  There  were 
the  white  rocks  and  dark  trees,  and  caverns, 
crags,  and  jutting  peaks  you  meet  near  Tintern  ; 
but  then  the  Wye  has  no  islands,  and  its  muddy 
water  at  full  tide  has  a  worse  substitute  in 
muddier  banks  when  the  sea  has  ebbed. 

The  islands  on  beauteous  Donau  were  of  all 
sizes  and  shapes.  Some  low  and  flat,  and 
thickly  covered  with  shrubs ;  others  of  stal- 
wart rock,  stretching  up  at  a  sharp  angle,  under 
which  the  glassy  water  bubbled  all  fresh  and 
clear. 

Almost  each  minute  there  was  a  new  scene, 


*  Murray  says  :  "The  Meuse  has  been  compared  to  the 
Wye  ;  but  is  even  more  romantic  than  the  English  river." 
I  would  rank  the  Wye  as  much  above  the  Meuse  as  below 
the  Danube  for  romance  in  scenery. 


A  DONKEY'S  STABLE.  67 

and  often  I  backed  against  the  current  to  hold 
my  post  in  the  best  view  of  some  grand  picture. 
Magnificent  crags  reached  high  up  on  both  sides, 
and  impenetrable  forests  rung  with  echoes  when 
I  shouted  in  the  glee  of  health,  freedom,  and 
exquisite  enjoyment. 

But  scenes  and  sentiments  will  not  feed  the 
hungry  paddler,  so  I  decided  to  stop  at  Fried- 
ingen,  a  village  on  the  bank.  There  was  a 
difficulty  now  as  to  where  the  canoe  could  be  left, 
for  no  inn  seemed  near  enough  to  let  me  guard 
her  while  I  breakfasted.  At  length  a  mason 
helped  me  to  carry  the  Rob  Roy  into  a  donkey's 
stable,  and  a  boy  volunteered  to  guide  the  stranger 
to  the  best  inn.  The  first,  and  the  second,  and 
the  third  he  led  me  to  were  all  beerhouses,  where 
only  drink  could  be  had;  and  as  the  crowd 
augmented  at  every  stage,  I  dismissed  the  ragged 
cicerone,  and  trusted  myself  instead  to  the  sure 
leading  of  that  unnamed  instinct  which  guides  a 
hungry  man  to  food.  Even  the  place  found  at 
last,  was  soon  filled  with  wondering  spectators. 
A  piece  of  a  German  and  English  dictionary  from 
my  baggage  excited  universal  attention,  and  was 
several  times  carried  outside  to  those  who  had  not 
secured  reserved  seats  within. 

The  magnificent  scenery  culminated  at  Beuron, 
where  a  great  convent  on  a  rich  mound  of  grass  is 
F  2 


68  WITH    THE    MONKS. 

nearly  surrounded  by  the  Danube,  amid  a  spacious 
amphitheatre  of  magnificent  white  cliffs  perfectly 
upright,  and  clad  with  the  heaviest  wood. 

The  place  looks  so  lonely,  though  fair,  that  you 
could  scarcely  believe  you  might  stop  there  for 
the  night,  and  so  I  had  nearly  swept  by  it  again 
into  perfect  solitude,  but  at  last  pulled  up 
under  a  tree,  and  walked  through  well  ploughed 
fields  to  the  little  hamlet  in  this  sequestered 
spot. 

The  field  labourers  were  of  course  surprised  at 
the  apparition  of  a  man  in  flannel,  who  must  have 
come  out  of  the  river;  but  the  people  at  the 
Kloster  had  already  heard  of  the  "  schiff,"  and 
the  Rob  Roy  was  soon  mounted  on  two  men's 
shoulders,  and  borne  in  triumph  to  the  excellent 
hotel.  The  Prince  who  founded  the  monastery  is, 
I  believe,  himself  a  monk. 

Now  tolls  the  bell  for  "  even  song,"  while  my 
dinner  is  spread  in  an  arbour  looking  out  on  this 
grand  scene,  made  grander  still  by  dark  clouds 
gathering  on  the  mountains,  and  a  loud  and  long 
thunder  peal,  with  torrents  of  rain. 

This  deluge  of  wet  came  opportunely  when  I 
had  such  good  shelter,  as  it  cooled  the  air,  and 
would  strengthen  the  stream  of  the  river ;  so  I 
admired  the  venerable  monks  with  complacent 
satisfaction,  a  feeling  never  so  complete  as  when 


CONCERT    AT    BETJRON.  69 

you  are  inside,  and  you  look  at  people  who  are 
out  in  the  rain. 

A  young  girl  on  a  visit  to  her  friends  here 
could  talk  bad  French  rapidly,  so  she  was  sent  to 
gossip  with  me  as  I  dined ;  and  then  the  whole 
family  inspected  my  sketch-.book,  a  proceeding 
which  happened  at  least  twice  every  day  for  many 
weeks  of  the  voyage.  This  emboldened  me  to 
ask  for  some  music,  and  we  adjourned  to  a 
great  hall,  where  a  concert  was  soon  in  progress 
with  a  guitar,  a  piano,  and  a  violin,  all  well 
played ;  and  the  Germans  are  never  at  a  loss  for 
a  song. 

My  young  visitor,  Melanie,  then  became  the 
interpreter  in  a  curious  conversation  with  the 
others,  who  could  speak  only  German ;  and  I 
ventured  to  turn  our  thoughts  on  some  of  the 
nobler  things  which  ought  not  to  be  long  absent 
from  the  mind — I  mean,  what  is  lov^d,  and  feared, 
enjoyed,  and  derided,  as  "  religion." 

In  my  very  limited  baggage  I  had  brought 
some  selected  pieces  and  Scripture  anecdotes 
and  other  papers  in  French  and  German,  and 
these  were  used  on  appropriate  occasions,  and 
were  always  well  received,  often  with  exceed- 
ingly great  interest  and  sincere  gratitude. 

Some  people  are  shy  about  giving  tracts,  or  are 
even  afraid  of  them.  But  then  some  people  are  shy 


70  GIVING   TRACTS. 

of  speaking  at  all,  or  even  dislike  to  ride,  or 
skate,  or  row.  One  need  not  laugh  at  another 
for  this. 

The  practice  of  carrying  a  few  printed  pages  to 
convey  in  clear  language  what  one  cannot  accu- 
rately speak  in  a  foreign  tongue  is  surely  allow- 
able, to  say  the  least.  But  I  invariably  find  it 
to  be  very  useful  and  interesting  to  myself  and 
to  others ;  and,  as  it  hurts  nobody,  and  has 
nothing  in  it  of  which  to  be  proud  or  ashamed, 
and  as  hundreds  of  men  do  it,  and  as  I  have  done 
it  for  years,  and  will  do  it  again,  I  am  far  too 
old  a  traveller  to  be  laughed  out  of  it  now. 

The  Kloster  at  Beuron  is  a  favourite  place  for 
excursionists  from  the  towns  in  the  neighbour- 
hood, and  no  doubt  some  day  soon  it  will  be  a 
regular  "place  to  see"  for  English  travellers 
rowing  down  the  Danube ;  for  it  is  thus,  and 
only  thus,  you  can  approach  it  with  full  effect. 
The  moon  had  come  forth  as  I  leaned  out  of  my 
bedroom  window,  and  it  whitened  the  ample  circus 
of  beetling  crags,  and  darkened  the  trees,  while  a 
fainter  and  redder  light  glimmered  from  the 
monks'  chapel,  as  the  low  tones  of  midnight 
chanting  now  and  then  reached  the  ear.  Perhaps 
it  is  better  to  wear  a  monk's  cowl  than  to  wear 
consistently  a  layman's  common  coat  in  the  work- 
day throng  of  life ;  and  it  may  be  better  to  fast 


REVERIE    AMONG    SPIDERS.  71 

and  chant  and  kneel  at  shrines  than  to  be  tempe- 
rate and  thankful  and  prayerful  in  the  busy 
world.  But  I  doubt. 

After  leaving  Beuron,  with  the  firing  of  guns 
and  the  usual  pleasant  good  wishes  from  the  shore, 
the  Danube  carried  us  between  two  lofty  rocks, 
and  down  calm  reaches  for  hours.  The  water  was 
unspeakably  clear  ;  you  could  see  right  into  deep 
caverns  far  below.  I  used  to  gaze  downwards  for 
so  long  a  time  at  the  fish  moving  about,  and  to 
strike  at  them  with  my  long  paddle  (never  once 
hitting  any),  that  I  forgot  the  boat  was  swinging 
along  all  the  time,  till  bump  she  went  on  a  bank, 
or  crash  against  a  rocky  isle,  or  rumbling  into 
some  thick  trees,  when  a  shower  of  leaves,  spiders, 
and  rubbish  wakened  up  my  reverie.  Then, 
warned  by  the  shock,  I  return  to  the  plain  duty 
of  looking  ahead,  until,  perhaps,  after  an  hour's 
active  rushing  through  narrow  "  guts,"  and  over 
little  falls,  and  getting  out  and  hauling  the  boat 
down  larger  ones,  my  eyes  are  wandering  again, 
gazing  at  the  peaks  overhead,  and  at  the  eagles 
soaring  above  them,  and  at  the  clear  blue  sky 
above  all;  till  again  the  Rob  Roy  heels  over 
on  a  sunken  stone,  and  I  have  to  jump  out  nimbly 
to  save  her  from  utter  destruction.  For  days 
together  I  had  my  feet  bare,  and  my  trousers 
tucked  up,  ready  to  wade  at  any  moment,  and 


72  MILES   PADDLED. 

perfectly  comfortable  all  the  time,  for  a  fiery 
sun  dried  every  thing  in  a  few  minutes. 

The  physical  enjoyment  of  such  a  life  to  one  in 
good  health  and  good  spirits,  with  a  good  boat 
and  good  scenery,  is  only  to  be  appreciated  after 
experience ;  for  these  little  reminders  that  one 
must  not  actually  sleep  on  a  rushing  river 
never  resulted  in  any  disaster,  and  I  came  home 
without  a  cold  or  a  scratch,  or  a  hole  in  the  boat, 
or  one  single  day  regretted.  May  this  be  so  for 
many  a  John  Bull  let  loose  on  the  Continent  to 
"  paddle  his  own  canoe." 

On  the  rivers  where  there  is  no  navigation  and 
no  towing  paths  it  was  impossible  to  estimate  the 
distances  traversed  each  day,  except  by  the  num- 
ber of  hours  I  was  at  work,  the  average  speed, 
the  strength  of  the  wind  and  current,  and  the 
number  of  stoppages  for  food  or  rest,  or  mill- 
weirs,  waterfalls,  or  barriers.  Thirty  miles  was 
reckoned  to  be  a  good  day's  work,  and  I  have 
sometimes  gone  forty  miles  in  a  day  ;  but  twenty 
was  quite  enough  when  the  scenery  and  incidents 
on  the  way  filled  up  every  moment  of  time  with 
varied  sensations  of  new  pleasures. 

It  will  generally  be  found,  I  think,  that  for 
walking  in  a  pleasant  country  twenty  miles  a  day 
is  enough  for  mind  and  body  to  be  active  and 
observant  all  the  time.  But  the  events  that 


BOAT  versus  RIVER.  73 

occur  in  river  work  are  far  more  frequent  and 
interesting  than  those  on  the  road,  for  you  have 
all  the  circumstances  of  your  boat  in  addition  to 
what  fills  the  pedestrian's  journal,  and  after  a  little 
time  your  canoe  becomes  so  much  a  companion 
(friend,  shall  I  say  ?)  that  every  turn  it  takes  and 
every  knock  and  grate  on  its  side  is  felt  as  if  it 
were  your  own.  The  boat  gets  to  be  individualized, 
and  so  does  the  river,  till  at  last  there  is  a  pleasant 
rivalry  set  up,  for  it  is  "  man  and  boat  "  versus 
the  river  and  all  it  can  place  in  your  way. 

After  a  few  tours  on  the  Continent  your  first 
hour  in  a  railway  or  diligence  may  be  new  and  en- 
joyable, but  you  soon  begin  to  wish  for  the  end  of 
the  road,  and  after  a  short  stay  in  the  town  you 
have  come  to  you  begin  to  talk  (or  think)  of 
when  you  are  to  leave.  Now  a  feature  of  the 
boating  tour  is  that  quiet  progress  can  be  enjoyed 
all  the  time,  because  you  have  personal  exertion 
or  engagement  for  every  moment,  and  your  ob- 
servation of  the  scenery  around  is  now  most 
minute  and  interesting,  because  every  bend  and 
slope  of  it  tells  at  once  what  you  have  to  do. 

Certainly  the  pleasure  of  a  day  is  not  to  be 
measured  by  the  number  of  miles  you  have  gone 
over.  The  voyage  yesterday,  for  instance,  was 
one  of  the  very  best  for  enjoyment  of  scenery, 
incident,  and  exercise,  yet  it  was  the  shortest 


74  BOAT  versus  RIVER. 

day  I  had.  The  guide-book  says,  "  Tuttlingen  is 
twelve  miles" — by  river,  say  eighteen — "from 
Kloster  Beuron,  where  the  fine  scenery  begins. 
This  part  of  the  Danube  is  not  navigable." 

I  will  not  say  that  on  some  occasions  I  did  not 
wish  for  the  end  of  the  day's  work,  when  arms 
were  weary,  and  the  sun  was  low,  and  yearnings 
of  the  inner  man  grumbling  for  dinner,  especially 
when  no  one  could  tell  how  far  it  was  to  any 
house,  or  whether  you  could  stop  there  all  night 
if  you  reached  it. 


CHAPTER  V. 

Sigmaringen — Treacherous  trees — Congress  of  herons — 
Flying  Dutchman— Tub  and  shovel — Bottle  race — 
Snags — Bridge  perils — Ya  Vol — Ferry  rope — Be- 
nighted. 

THE  sides  of  the  river  were  now  less  precipitous, 
and  the  road  came  within  a  field  or  two  of  the 
water,  and  made  it  seem  quite  homely  for  a  time. 
I  had  heard  a  loud  jingling  sound  on  this  road 
for  at  least  half-an-hour,  and  observed  a  long  cart 
with  two  horses  trotting  fast,  and  evidently 
daring  to  race  with  the  Bob  Hoy.  But  at  length 
such  earnest  signals  were  made  from  it  that  I 
stopped,  and  the  cart  at  once  pulled  up,  and  from 
it  there  ran  across  the  field  a  man  breathless  and  hot, 
without  his  hat,  and  followed  by  two  young  ladies, 
equally  hurried.  He  was  a  German,  resident  for 
a  short  time  in  London,  and  now  at  home  for  a 
month's  holiday,  and  he  was  prodigal  of  thanks 
for  my  "  great  courtesy  "  in  having  stopped  that 
the  ladies  might  see  the  canoe  which  they  had 
followed  thus  for  some  miles,  having  heard  of  its 
Fame  at  their  village.  On  another  occasion  three 


76  RUNNING    TO    SEE. 

youths  voluntarily  ran  alongside  the  boat  and 
panted  in  the  sun,  and  tumbled  over  stocks  and 
stones  at  such  a  rate,  that  after  a  mile  of  the 
supererogatory  exercise,  I  asked  what  it  was  all 
about.  Excellent  villagers !  they  had  taken  all 
this  trouble  to  arrive  at  a  point  further  down  the 
stream  where  they  knew  there  was  a  hard  place, 
and  they  thought  they  might  help  me  in  passing  it. 

Such  exertions  on  behalf  of  a  stranger  were 
really  most  kind,  and  when  I  allowed  them  to 
give  a  nominal  help,  where  in  reality  it  was  easy 
enough  to  get  on  unaided,  they  were  much  de- 
lighted and  more  than  rewarded,  and  went  back 
prattling  their  purest  Suabian  in  a  highly  satisfied 
frame  of  mind. 

Many  are  the  bends  and  currents,  but  at  last 
we  arrive  at  the  town  of  Sigmaringen.  It  has 
certainly  an  aristocratic  air,  though  there  are  only 
3,000  inhabitants ;  but  then  it  has  a  Principality, 
though  the  whole  population  of  this  is  only 
52,000.  Fancy  a  parish  in  London  with  a 
Prince  all  to  themselves,  and — bearing  such  a  fine 
grand  name  too — "  His  Royal  Serene  Highness 
the  Hereditary  Prince  of  Hohenzollern  Sigmarin- 
gen." But  though  I  have  often  laughed  at  this 
petty  kingdom  in  the  Geography  books,  I  shall 
never  do  so  again,  for  it  contains  some  of  the 
most  beautiful  river  scenery  in  the  world,  and  I 


IN    THE    WOOD.  77 

never  had  more  unalloyed  pleasure  in  passing 
through  a  foreign  dominion. 

There  are  pretty  gardens  here,  and  a  handsome 
Protestant  church,  and  a  few  good  shops,  schlosses 
on  the  hills,  and  older  castles  perched  on  high  rocks 
in  the  usual  picturesque  and  uncomfortable  places 
where  our  ancestors  built  their  nests. 

The  Deutscher  Hof  is  the  hotel  just  opened 
three  weeks  ago,  and  all  its  inmates  are  in  a  flutter 
when  their  first  English  guest  marches  up  to  the 
door  with  a  boat  and  a  great  company  of  gazers. 
The  waiter  too,  all  fresh  from  a  year  in  London 
at  the  Palace  Hotel,  Buckingham  Gate,  how  glad 
he  is  that  his  English  is  now  in  requisition,  sitting 
by  me  at  dinner  and  talking  most  sensibly  all  the 
time. 

The  weather  still  continued  superb  as  we 
paddled  away.  Deep  green  woods  dipped  their 
lower  branches  in  the  water,  but  I  found  that  the 
stream  had  sometimes  a  fashion  of  carrying  the 
boat  under  these,  and  it  is  especially  needful  to 
guard  against  this  when  a  sharp  bend  with  a 
fast  current  hurries  you  into  a  wooded  corner. 
Indeed,  strange  as  it  may  seem,  there  was  more 
danger  to  the  boat  from  these  trees  than  from 
rocks  or  banks,  and  far  more  trouble.  For 
when  the  boat  gets  under  their  low  branches  your 
paddle  is  quite  powerless,  because  you  cannot 


78  CONGRESS    OF    HERONS. 

lower  one  end  to  hold  the  water  without  raising 
the  other  and  so  catching  it  in  the  trees.  Then 
if  you  put  your  head  down  forward  you  cannot 
see,  and  the  boughs  are  generally  as  hard  as  an 
ordinary  skull  when  the  two  are  in  collision. 
Finally,  if  you  lean  backwards  the  twigs  scrape 
your  face  and  catch  upon  a  nose  even  of  ordinary 
length,  and  if  you  take  your  hand  from  the  paddle 
to  protect  the  face  away  goes  the  paddle  into  the 
river.  Therefore,  although  my  hat  was  never 
knocked  off,  and  my  skull  was  always  the  hardest, 
and  my  paddle  was  never  lost,  and  my  nose  was 
never  de-Romanized  by  the  branches,  I  set  it  down 
as  a  maxim,  to  keep  clear  of  trees  in  a  stream. 

Still  it  was  tempting  to  go  under  shady  groves 
when  I  tried  to  surprise  a  flock  of  herons  or  a 
family  of  wild  ducks. 

Once  we  came  upon  twenty-four  herons  all 
together.  As  my  boat  advanced  silently,  steadily 
gliding,  it  was  curious  to  watch  these  birds,  who 
had  certainly  never  been  disturbed  before  by  any 
boat  in  such  a  place. 

They  stared  eagerly  at  me  and  then  looked  at 
each  other,  and  evidently  took  a  vote  of  the 
assembly  as  to  what  all  this  could  mean.  If 
birds'  faces  can  give  any  expression  of  their 
opinions,  it  is  certain  that  one  of  these  herons 
was  saying  then  to  the  others  "  Did  you  ever  ?  " 


FLYING    DUTCHMAN.  79 

and  an  indignant  sneer  was  on  another's  beak 
that  plainly  answered,  "  Such  impudence  indeed! " 
while  a  third  added,  with  a  sarcastic  chirp,  "  And 
a  foreigner  too  !  "  But,  after  consultation,  they 
always  got  up  and  circled  round,  flew  down 
stream,  and  then  settled  all  again  together  in  an 
adjourned  meeting.  A  few  minutes  brought  me 
to  their  new  retreat,  and  so  we  went  on  for  miles, 
they  always  flying  down  stream,  and  always 
assembling,  though  over  and  over  again  dis- 
turbed, until  an  amendment  on  the  plan  was 
moved  and  they  bent  their  way  aside. 

A  pleasant  and  favourable  breeze  springing  up, 
which  soon  freshened  into  a  gale,  I  now  set  my 
sails,  and  the  boat  went  with  very  great  speed ; 
dashing  over  rocks  and  bounding  past  the  hay- 
makers so  fast  that  when  one  who  caught  sight 
of  her  had  shouted  to  the  rest  of  his  "mates," 
the  sight  was  departed  for  ever  before  they  came, 
and  I  heard  them  behind  me  arguing,  probably 
about  the  ghost. 

But  it  was  a  shame  to  be  a  phantom  ship  too 
often,  and  it  was  far  more  amusing  to  go  right 
into  the  middle  of  these  people,  who  knew  nothing 
about  the  canoe,  who  had  never  seen  a  boat,  and 
never  met  a  foreigner  in  their  lives.  Thus,  when 
a  waterfall  was  found  too  high  to  "  shoot/'  or  a 
wide  barrier  made  it  advisable  to  take  the  boat 


80 


MOWERS    AMAZED. 


"  In  the  Hayfields.'- 

by  land,  I  used  to  walk  straight  into  the  hayfields, 
pushing  the  boat  point  foremost  through  a  hedge, 
or  dragging  her  steadily  over  the  wet  newly- 
mown  grass  in  literal  imitation  of  the  American 
craft  which  could  go  "  wherever  there  was  a  heavy 
dew."  On  such  occasions  the  amazement  of  the 
untaught  clowns,  beholding  suddenly  such  an 
apparition,  was  beyond  all  description.  Some 
even  ran  away,  very  often  children  cried  outright, 
and  when  I  looked  gravely  on  the  ground  as  I 
marched  and  dragged  the  boat,  and  then  suddenly 
stopped  in  their  midst  with  a  hearty  laugh  and  an 


TUB    AND    SHOVEL.  81 

address  in  English,  the  whole  proceeding  may 
have  appeared  to  them  at  least  as  strange  as  it 
did  to  me. 

The  water  of  the  river  all  at  once  became  here 
of  a  pale  white  colour,  and  I  was  mourning  that 
my  pretty  scenes  below  were  clouded ;  but  in  about 
thirty  miles  the  pebbly  deeps  appeared  again,  and 
the  stream  resumed  its  charming  limpid  clearness. 
This  matter  of  dark  or  bright  water  is  of  some 
importance,  because,  when  it  is  clear  you  can 
easily  estimate  after  a  little  experience  the  general 
depth,  even  at  some  distance,  by  the  shades  and 
hues  of  the  water,  while  the  sunk  rocks,  b*g  stones, 
and  other  particular  obstacles  are  of  course  more 
visible  then. 

Usually  I  got  well  enough  fed  at  some  village, 
or  at  least  at  a  house,  but  in  this  lonely  part  of 
the  river  it  seemed  wise  to  take  provender  with 
me  in  the  boat,  and  to  picnic  in  some  quiet  pool, 
with  a  shady  tree  above.  One  of  the  very  few 
boats  I  saw  on  the  river  appeared  as  I  was  thus 
engaged,  and  a  little  boy  was  in  it.  His  specimen 
of  naval  architecture  (no  doubt  the  only  one  he 
had  ever  seen)  was  an  odd  contrast  to  the  beauti- 
fully finished  canoe  made  by  Searle.  He  had  a 
pole  and  a  shovel ;  the  latter  article  he  used  as  a 
paddle,  and  his  boat  was  of  enormous  thickness 
and  clumsiness,  made  of  three  planks,  abundantly 


82  KINGFISHER. 

clamped  with  iron.  I  gave  him  some  bread,  and 
we  had  a  chat ;  then  some  butter,  and  then  some 
cheese.  He  would  not  take  wine,  but  he  produced 
a  cigar  from  his  wet  jacket,  and  also  two  matches, 
which  he  lighted  with  great  skill.  We  soon  got  to 
be  friends,  as  people  do  who  are  together  alone,  and 
in  the  same  mode  of  travelling,  riding,  or  sailing, 
or  on  camels*  backs.  So  we  smiled  in  sympathy, 
and  I  asked  him  if  he  could  read,  and  gave  him  a 
neat  little  page  prettily  printed  in  German,  with 
a  red  border.  This  he  read  very  nicely  and  was 
glad  to  put  in  his  ragged  pocket;  but  he  could 
scarcely  part  from  me,  and  struggled  vainly  to 
urge  his  tub  along  with  the  shovel  till  we  came  to 
a  run  of  dashing  waves,  and  then  of  course  I  had 
to  leave  him  behind,  looking  and  yearning,  with  a 
low,  murmuring  sound,  and  a  sorrowful,  earnest 
gaze  I  shall  never  forget.  ' 

Shoals  of  large  and  small  fish  are  in  this  river, 
and  very  few  fishermen.  I  did  not  see  ten  men 
fishing  in  ten  days.  But  the  pretty  little  King- 
fisher does  not  neglect  his  proper  duties,  and 
ever  and  anon  his  round  blue  back  shines  in  the 
sun  as  he  hurries  away  with  a  note  of  protest 
against  the  stranger  who  has  invaded  his  pre- 
serves. Bees  are  buzzing  while  the  sun  is  hot, 
and  when  it  sinks,  out  gush  the  endless  mazes  of 
gnats  to  hop  and  flit  their  tangled  dances,  the 


ROCKS    AND    FALLS.  83 

creatures  of  a  day — born  since  the  morning,  and 
to  die  at  night. 

Before  the  Danube  parted  with  the  rocks  that 
had  been  on  each  side  for  days  together,  it  played 
some  strange  pranks  among  them,  and  they 
with  it. 

Often  they  rose  at  each  side  a  hundred  feet 
without  a  bend,  and  then  behind  these  were 
broken  cliifs  heaved  this  way  and  that,  or  tossed 
upside  down,  or  as  bridges  hanging  over  chasms. 

Here  and  there  a  huge  splinted  tooth-like  spire 
of  stone  stuck  out  of  the  water,  leaning  at  an 
angle.  Sometimes  in  front  there  was  a  veritable 
upright  wall,  as  smooth  as  if  it  were  chiselled, 
and  entirely  cutting  off  the  middle  of  the  stream. 
In  advancing  steadily  to  such  a  place  it  was  really 
impossible  to  determine  on  which  side  the  stream 
could  by  any  means  find  an  exit,  and  once  indeed 
I  was  persuaded  that  it  must  descend  below. 

In  other  cases  the  river,  which  had  splayed  out 
its  width  to  that  of  the  Thames  at  Hungerford, 
would  suddenly  narrow  its  size  to  a  six-foot 
passage,  and  rush  down  that  with  a  "  whishhh  !  " 
The  Rob  Boy  cheerily  sped  through  these,  but 
I  landed  to  scan  the  course  before  attempting 
the  most  difficult  cuts. — Oh  how  lonely  it  was ! 
A  more  difficult  vagary  to  cope  with  was  when 
in  a  dozen  petty  streams  the  water  tumbled  over 
G  2 


84  BOTTLE    RACE. 

as  many  little  cascades,  and  only  one  was  passable 
— sometimes  not  one.  The  interest  of  finding 
these,  examining,  trying,  failing,  and  succeeding, 
was  a  continuous  delight,  and  filled  up  every  mile 
with  a  series  of  exciting  incidents,  till  at  length 
the  rocks  were  done. 

And  now  we  enter  a  vast  plain,  with  the  stream 
bending  round  on  itself,  and  hurrying  swiftly 
on  through  the  innumerable  islands,  eddies,  and 
"  snags,"  or  trees  uprooted,  sticking  in  the  water. 
At  the  most  critical  part  of  this  labyrinth  we  were 
going  a  tremendous  pace,  when  suddenly  we  came 
to  a  fork  in  the  river,  with  the  volumes  of  water 
going  down  both  channels  nearly  equal.  "We 
could  not  descend  by  one  of  these  because  a  tree 
would  catch  the  mast,  so  I  instantly  turned 
into  the  other,  when  up  started  a  man  and 
shouted  impetuously  that  no  boat  could  pass  by 
that  course.  It  was  a  moment  of  danger,  but 
I  lowered  the  sails  in  that  moment,  took  down 
my  mast,  and,  despite  stream  and  gale,  I  managed 
to  paddle  back  to  the  proper  channel.  As  no  man 
had  been  seen  for  hours  before,  the  arrival 
of  this  warning  note  was  opportune. 

A  new  amusement  was  invented  to-day — it  was 
to  pitch  out  my  empty  wine-bottle  and  to  watch 
its  curious  bobbings  and  whirlings  as  the  current 
carried  it  along,  while  I  floated  near  and  com- 


INVISIBLE    SONG.  85 

pared  the  natural  course  taken  by  the  bottle  with 
the  selected  route  which  intelligence  gave  to  the 
Rob  Roy.  Soon  the  bottle  became  impersonated, 
and  we  were  racing  together,  and  then  a  sym- 
pathy began  for  its  well-known  cork  as  it  plumped 
down  when  its  bottom  struck  a  stone — for  the 
bottle  drew  more  water  than  my  canoe — and 
every  time  it  grounded  there  came  a  loud  and 
melancholy  clink  of  the  glass,  and  down  it  went. 

The  thick  bushes  near  the  river  skirted  it  now 
for  miles,  and  at  one  place  I  could  see  above 
me,  through  the  upper  branches,  about  20  hay- 
makers, men  and  women,  who  were  honestly 
working  away,  and  therefore  had  not  observed 
my  approach. 

I  resolved  to  have  a  bit  of  fun  here,  so  we  closed 
in  to  the  bank,  but  still  so  as  to  see  the  indus- 
trious group.  Then  suddenly  I  began  in  a  very 
loud  voice  with — 

11  Rule,  Britannia, 
Britannia  rules  the  waves." 

Long  before  I  got  to  the  word  "slaves"  the 
whole  party  were  like  statues,  silent  and  fixed 
in  amazement.  Then  they  looked  right,  left, 
before,  behind,  and  upwards  in  all  directions, 
except,  of  course,  into  the  river,  for  why  should 
they  look  there  ?  nothing  had  ever  come  up  from 


86  BRIDGE    PERILS. 

the  river  to  disturb  their  quiet  mead.  I  next 
whistled  a  lively  air,  and  then  dashing  out  of 
my  hiding-place  stood  up  in  my  boat,  and  made 
a  brief  (but,  we  trust,  brilliant)  speech  to  them 
in  the  best  English  I  could  muster,  and  in  a 
moment  afterwards  we  had  vanished  from  their 
sight. 

A  little  further  on  there  was  some  road-making 
in  progress,  and  I  pulled  up  my  boat  under  a 
tree  and  walked  up  to  the  "  barraque,"  or  work- 
man's canteen,  and  entered  among  30  or  40 
German  "  navvies,"  who  were  sitting  at  their 
midday  beer.  I  ordered  a  glass  and  drank  their 
health  standing,  paid,  bowed,  and  departed,  but 
a  general  rush  ensued  to  see  where  on  earth  this 
flannel-clad  being  had  come  from,  and  they  stood 
on  the  bank  in  a  row  as  I  waded,  shoved,  hauled, 
paddled,  and  carried  my  boat  through  a  trouble- 
some labyrinth  of  channels  and  embankments, 
with  which  their  engineering  had  begun  to  spoil 
the  river. 

But  the  bridges  one  had  now  more  frequently 
to  meet  were  far  worse  encroachments  of  civiliza- 
tion, for  most  of  them  were  so  low  that  my  mast 
would  not  pass  under  without  heeling  the  boat 
over  to  one  side,  so  as  to  make  the  mast  lean  down 
obliquely.  In  one  case  of  this  kind  she  was  very 
nearly  shipwrecked,  for  the  wind  was  so  good  that 


FERRY   ROPE.  87 

I  would  not  lower  the  sail,  and  this  and  a  swift 
current  took  us  (me  and  my  boat — she  is  now, 
you  see,  installed  as  a  "  person  ")  rapidly  to  the 
centre  arch,  when  just  as  we  entered  I  noticed  a 
fierce-looking  snag  with  a  sharp  point  exactly  in 
my  course.  To  swerve  to  the  side  would  be  to  strike 
the  wooden  pier,  but  even  this  would  be  better 
(for  I  might  ward  off  the  violence  of  a  blow  near 
my  hands)  than  to  run  on  the  snag,  which  would 
be  certain  to  cut  a  hole. 

With  a  heavy  thump  on  the  pier  the  canoe 
began  to  capsize,  and  only  by  the  nearest  escape 
was  she  saved  from  foundering.  What  I  thought 
was  a  snag  turned  out  to  be  the  point  of  an  iron 
stake  or  railing,  carelessly  thrown  into  the  water 
from  the  bridge  above. 

It  may  be  here  remarked  that  many  hidden 
dangers  occur  near  bridges,  for  there  are  wooden 
or  iron  bars  fixed  under  water,  or  rough  sharp 
stones  lying  about,  which,  being  left  there  when 
the  bridge  was  building,  are  never  removed  from 
a  river  not  navigable  or  used  by  boats. 

Another  kind  of  obstruction  is  the  thin  wire 
rope  suspended  across  the  rivers,  where  a  ferry 
is  established  by  running  a  flat  boat  over  the 
stream  with  cords  attached  to  the  wire  rope. 
The  rope  is  black  in  colour,  and  therefore  is  not 
noticed  till  you  approach  it  too  near  to  lower  the 


88  A   STORM. 

mast,  but  this  sort  of  danger  is  easily  avoided  by 
the  somewhat  sharp  "  look-out "  which  a  week 
or  two  on  the  water  makes  quite  instinctive  and 
habitual.  Perhaps  one  of  the  many  advantages 
of  a  river  tour  is  the  increased  acuteness  of  ob- 
servation which  it  requires  and  fosters. 

I  stopped  next  at  a  clumsy  sort  of  town  called 
Riedlingen,  where  an  Englishman  is  a  very  rare 
visitor.  The  excitement  here  about  the  boat 
became  almost  ridiculous,  and  one  German,  who 
had  been  in  America  and  could  jabber  a  little 
in  English,  was  deputed  to  ask  questions,  while 
the  rest  heard  the  answers  interpreted. 

Next  morning  at  eight  o'clock  at  least  a  thou- 
sand people  gathered  on  the  bridge  and  its  ap- 
proaches to  see  the  boat  start,  and  shoals  of 
schoolboys  ran  in,  each  with  his  little  knapsack 
of  books.* 

The  scenery  after  this  became  of  only  ordinary 
interest  compared  with  what  I  had  passed  through, 
but  there  would  have  been  little  spare  time  to  look 
at  it  had  it  been  ever  so  picturesque,  for  the  wind 

*  Knapsack,  from  "  schnap,"  "  sach,"  provision  bag, 
for  ll  bits  and  bats,"  as  we  should  say ;  havresack  is  from 
"  hafer,"  "  forage  Dag."  Query. — Does  this  youthful  car- 
riage of  the  knapsack  adapt  boys  for  military  service, 
and  does  it  account  for  the  high  shoulders  of  many 
Germans  ? 


NO    FOOD.  89 

was  quite  a  gale,*  and  right  in  my  favour,  and 
the  stream  was  fast  and  tortuous  with  banks, 
eddies,  and  innumerable  islands  and  cross  channels, 
so  that  the  navigation  occupied  all  one's  energy, 
especially  as  it  was  a  point  of  honour  not  to  haul 
down  the  sail  in  a  fair  wind. 

Midday  came,  and  yet  I  could  find  no  place 
to  breakfast,  though  the  excitement  and  exertion 
of  thus  sailing  was  really  hard  work.  But  still 
we  hurried  on,  for  dark  clouds  were  gathering 
behind,  and  thunder  and  rain  seemed  very  near. 

"  Ah,"  said  I  inwardly,  "  had  I  only  listened 
to  that  worthy  dame's  entreaties  this  morning 
to  take  good  provision  for  the  day !  "  She  had 
smiled  like  the  best  of  mothers,  and  timidly 
asked  to  be  allowed  to  touch  my  watch-chain,  "  it 
was  so  schon"  so  beautiful  to  see.  But,  oddly 
enough,  we  had  taken  no  solid  food  on  board  to- 
day, being  so  impatient  to  get  off  when  the  wind 
was  strong  and  fair.  The  rapid  pace  then  brought 
us  to  Ehingen,  the  village  I  had  marked  on  the 
map  for  this  night's  rest.  But  now  we  came  there 
it  was  found  to  be  too  soon — I  could  not  stop  for 
the  day  with  such  a  splendid  breeze  inviting  pro- 
gress ;  nor  would  it  do  to  leave  the  boat  on  the 

*  In  the  newspaper  accounts  of  the  weather  it  was 
stated  that  at  this  time  a  storm  swept  over  Central 
Europe. 


90  CHASING   A    CHURCH. 

bank  and  go  to  the  village  to  eat,  for  it  was  too 
far  from  the  river,  and  so  the  current  and  sails 
must  hurry  us  on  as  before. 

Now  and  then  I  asked  some  gazing  agriculturist 
on  the  bank  where  the  nearest  houses  were,  but 
he  never  could  understand  that  I  meant  nearest, 
and  also  close  to  the  river ;  so  the  end  of  every 
discussion  was  that  he  said,  "  Ya  vol,"  which 
means  in  Yankee  tongue,  "  That's  so " ;  in 
Scottish,  "  Hoot,  aye " ;  in  Irish,  "  Troth,  an' 
it  is  " ;  and  in  French,  "  C'est  vrai " ;  but 
then  none  of  this  helps  one  a  bit. 

I  therefore  got  first  ravenous  and  then  faint, 
and  after  mounting  the  bank  to  see  the  turns  of 
the  river  in  advance,  I  actually  fell  asleep  under 
a  tree.  The  wind  had  quite  subsided  when  I 
awoke,  and  then  quaffed  deep  draughts  of  water  and 
paddled  on. 

The  banks  were  now  of  yellow  mud,  and 
about  eight  or  ten  feet  high,  quite  straight  up 
from  the  water,  just  like  those  on  the  Nile,  and 
several  affluent  streams  ran  from  the  plain  to  join 
the  river.  Often,  indeed,  I  saw  a  church  tower 
right  ahead,  and  laboured  along  to  get  there,  but 
after  half-a-mile  the  stream  would  turn  sharp 
round  to  one  side,  and  still  more  and  more  round, 
and  at  last  the  tower  once  in  front  was  directly 
behind  us.  The  explanation  of  this  tormenting 


SNAGS.  91 

peculiarity  was  simply  this, — that  the  villages  were 
carefully  built  away  from  the  river  bank  because 
it  is  a  bad  foundation,  and  is  washed  away  as  new 
channels  are  formed  by  the  flood. 

When  the  light  began  to  fail  I  took  a  good 
look  at  the  map,  and  serpentine  bends  were  marked 
on  it  plain  enough  indeed,  but  only  in  one-half 
of  their  actual  number ;  and,  moreover,  I  saw  that 
in  the  forest  we  had  now  entered  there  would  be  no 
suitable  villages  at  all.  The  overhanging  trees 
made  a  short  twilight  soon  deepen  into  night; 
and  to  add  to  the  interest  the  snags  suddenly 
became  numerous,  and  some  of  them  waved 
about  in  the  current,  as  they  do  on  the  Upper 
Mississippi,  when  the  tenacious  mud  holds 
down  the  roots  merely  by  its  weight.  All  this 
made  it  necessary  to  paddle  slowly  and  with  great 
caution,  and  to  cross  always  to  the  slack  side  of 
the  stream  instead  of  by  one's  usual  course,  which, 
in  descending,  is  to  keep  with  the  rapid  current. 

Sometimes  I  had  to  back  out  of  shallows  which 
were  invisible  in  the  dark,  and  often  I  stopped  a 
long  time  before  a  glance  of  some  ripple  obscurely 
told  me  the  probable  course.  The  necessity  for 
this  caution  will  be  evident  when  it  is  remembered 
that  in  case  of  an  upset  here  both  sets  of  clothes 
would  have  been  wet  together,  and  without  any 
house  at  hand  to  dry  them. 


92  GROPING    TO    BED. 

All  at  once  I  heard  a  bell  toll  quite  near  me  in 
the  thick  wood,  and  I  came  to  the  bank,  but  it 
was  impossible  to  get  ashore  on  it,  so  I  passed 
that  place  too,  and  finally  made  up  my  mind  to 
sleep  in  the  boat,  and  soon  had  all  sorts  of  plans 
in  course  of  devising. 

Just  then  two  drops  of  rain  came  on  my  nose, 
and  I  resolved  at  once  to  stop,  for  if  my  clothes 
got  wet  before  I  was  snug  in  the  canoe  there 
would  be  little  comfort  all  night,  without  any- 
thing solid  to  eat  since  morning,  and  all  my  cigars 
already  puffed  away. 

As  I  now  cautiously  searched  for  some  root  pro- 
jecting from  the  bank  to  make  fast  to,  a  light 
appeared  straight  in  front,  and  I  dashed  forward 
with  the  boat  to  reach  it,  and  speedily  ran  her 
into  a  strange  sort  of  lake  or  pond,  where  the 
stream  ceased,  and  a  noise  on  the  boat's  side  told 
of  weeds,  which  proved  to  be  large  round  leaves 
on  the  surface,  like  those  of  the  Victoria  Regia 
lily. 

I  drew  up  the  boat  on  shore,  and  mounted  the 
high  bank  through  a  thicket,  carrying  my  long 
paddle  as  a  protection  against  the  large  dogs 
which  farmhouses  sport  here,  and  which  might 
be  troublesome  to  quarrel  with  in  the  dark.  The 
house  I  came  to  on  the  top  of  the  precipice  had 
its  window  lighted,  and  several  people  were  talk- 


BRITISH    CASUAL. 


93 


ing  inside,  so  I  knocked 
loudly,  and  all  was  silence. 
Then  I  knocked  again,  and 
whined  out  that  I  was  a  poor 
benighted  "Englander,"  and 
hoped  they  would  let  me  in, 
at  which  melancholy  tale  they 
burst  out  laughing,  and  so 


didl!  After  an  argument  be- 
tween us,  which  was  equally 
intelligible  on  both  sides,  a 
fat  farmer  cautiously  took 
the  light  upstairs,  and,  open- 
ing a  window,  thrust  the 
candle  forward,  and  gazed 
out  upon  me  standing  erect 
as  a  true  Briton,  and  with 
my  paddle,  too,  but  in  reality 
a  humiliated  vagrant  begging 
for  a  night's  lodging. 


94  ROUGHING    IT   EASY. 

After  due  scrutiny  he  pulled  in  his  head  and 
his  candle,  shut  the  window,  and  fell  to  laughing 
immoderately.  At  this  I  was  glad,  for  I  never 
found  it  difficult  to  get  on  with  a  man  who 
begins  in  good  humour. 

Presently  the  others  went  up,  and  I  stood 
their  gaze  unflinchingly,  and,  besides,  made  an 
eloquent  appeal  in  the  vernacular — mine,  not 
theirs,  be  it  clearly  understood. 

Finally  they  were  satisfied  that  I  was  alone, 
and,  though  probably  mad,  yet  not  quite  a  match 
for  all  of  them,  so  they  came  down  gallantly; 
but  then  there  was  the  difficulty  of  persuading 
the  man  to  grope  down  to  the  river  on  this  dark 
night  to  carry  up  a  boat. 

With  some  exertion  we  got  it  up  by  a  better 
way,  and  safely  locked  it  in  the  cowhouse  of 
another  establishment,  and  there  I  was  made 
thoroughly  comfortable.  They  said  they  had 
nothing  to  eat  but  kirchwasser,  bread,  and  eggs, 
and  how  many  eggs  would  I  like  ?  so  I  said, 
"To  begin  with,  ten,"  and  I  ate  them  every  one. 
By  this  time  the  priest  had  come;  they  often 
used  to  send  for  the  prester  to  do  the  talk.  The 
large  room  soon  got  full,  and  the  sketch-book 
was  passed  round,  and  an  India-rubber  band  made 
endless  merriment  for  the  smaller  fry,  all  in  the 
old  routine,  the  very  mention  of  which  it  may  be 


BILLS.  95 

tedious  to  hear  of  so  often,  as  indeed  it  was  to  me 
to  perform. 

But  then  in  each  case  it  was  their  first  time  of 
going  through  the  performance,  and  they  were  so 
kind  and  courteous  one  could  not  refuse  to  please 
such  people.  The 'priest  was  very  communicative, 
and  we  tried  to  converse  in  Latin,  for  my  German 
was  not  good  enough  for  him  nor  his  French  for 
me.  But  we  soon  agreed  that  it  was  a  long  time 
since  our  schoolboy  Latin  days,  though  I  recollect 
having  had  long  conversations  in  Latin  with  a 
monk  at  Nazareth,  but  there  we  had  ten  days 
together,  and  so  had  time  to  practise. 

Thus  ended  the  1st  of  September,  the  only 
occasion  on  which  I  had  to  "rough  it"  at  all 
during  the  voyage;  and  even  then,  it  may  be 
seen,  the  very  small  discomforts  were  all  the 
results  of  gross  want  of  prudence  on  my  own 
part,  and  ended  merely  by  a  hard  day's  work  with 
breakfast  and  dinner  merged  into  a  late  supper. 
My  bill  here  was  3s.  6^.,  the  day  before,  4s.  6d., 
including  always  wine  and  luxuries. 


CHAPTER  VI. 


Day-dream— Kiver  Iller — Ulm  —A  stiff  king — Lake  Con- 
stance— Seeing  in  the  dark— Switzerland — Coloured 
Canvas— Sign  talk — Synagogue— Amelia — Gibberish. 

THE  threatening  rain  had  not  come  during  the 
night,  and  it  was  a  lovely  morning  next  day,  like 
all  the  rest  before  and  after  it ;  and  as  we  were 
leaving  this  place  I  found  it  was  called  Gegglin- 
gen,*  and  was  only  nine  miles  from  Ulm. 

The  lofty  tower  of  the  Cathedral  of  this  town 
soon  came  in  view,  but  I  noticed  it  without  any 
pleasure,  for  this  was  to  end  my  week  on  the 
Danube ;  and  in  my  ship's  log  it  is  entered 
as  "  one  of  the  most  pleasant  weeks  of  my  life 
for  scenery,  health,  weather,  exercise,  and  varied 
adventure." 

In  a  pensive  mood,  therefore,  I  landed  at  a 

*  It  will  be  noticed  how  the  termination  "ing en"  is 
common  here.  Thus  in  our  water  route  we  have  passed 
Donaueschingen,  Geisingen,  Mehringen,  Tuttliugen, 
Friedingen,  Sigmaringen,  Kiedlingen,  Ehingen,  Dischingen, 
and  Gegglingen,  the  least  and  last.  In  England  we  have 
the  "  ing"  in  Dorking,  Kettering,  &c. 


DAY-DREAM.  97 

garden,  and  reclined  on  a  warm  mossy  bank 
to  have  a  rest  and  a  day-dream,  but  very  soon 
the  loud  booming  of  artillery  aroused  the  hill 
echoes,  and  then  sharp  rattling  of  infantry  firing. 
The  heights  around  were  crested  with  fringes 
of  blue-coated  soldiers  and  glistening  bayonets, 
amid  the  soft  round,  cotton-like  volumes  of  smoke 
from  the  great  guns  spurting  out  fire  long  before 
the  sound  comes.  It  was  a  review  of  troops  and 
a  sham  attack  on  a  fort  surmounting  the  hill, 
near  the  battlefield  of  long  years  ago  at  Ulm. 
If  they  fought  in  heat  and  fury,  let  them  now  rest 
in  peace. 

Come  back,  my  thoughts,  to  the  river  at  my 
feet. 

I  had  been'  with  this  river  from  its  infancy, 
nay,  even  from  its  birth  in  the  Schwartzwald.  I 
had  followed  it  right  and  left,  as  it  seemed  to 
toddle  in  zigzag  turnings  like  a  child ;  and  I  had 
wound  with  it  hither  and  thither  as  it  roamed 
away  further  like  free  boyhood.  Then  it  giew  in 
size  by  feeding  on  the  oozy  plain,  and  was  still 
my  companion  when  it  got  the  strength  of  youth, 
dashing  over  the  rocks,  and  bounding  through  the 
forests ;  and  I  had  come  at  last  to  feel  its  powerful 
stream  stronger  than  my  strength,  and  compelling 
my  respect.  And  now,  at  Ulm,  I  found  it  a  noble 
river,  steady  and  swift,  as  if  in  the  flower  of  age  ; 

H 


98  RIVER    ILLER. 

but  its  romance  was  gone.  It  had  boats  on  it, 
and  navigation,  and  bridges,  and  railways,  like 
other  great  waters ;  and  so  I  would  let  it  go  on 
alone,  tumbling,  rushing,  swelling,  till  its  broad 
bosom  bears  whole  fleets  at  Ofen,  and  at  length 
as  a  great  water  giant  it  leaps  down  headlong  into 
the  Black  Sea. 

Having  seen  Ulm  in  a  former  tour,  I  was  in  no 
mood  to  "go  over"  the  sights  again,  nor  need 
they  be  related  here,  for  it  is  only  river  travel 
and  lake  sailing  that  we  are  concerned  with ; 
while  reference  may  be  made  to  the  Guide-books 
if  you  wish  to  hear  this  sort  of  thing :  "  Ulm, 
lat.  97°,  an  old  Cathedral  (a)  town,  on  two  (§) 
hills  (see  Appx.).  Pop.  '9763;  situated  ff  on  the 
Danube."  At  that  I  stop,  and  look  into  the 
water  once  more. 

The  river  is  discoloured  here, — what  is  called 
in  Scotland  "drumly;"  and  this  seems  partly 
owing  to  the  tributary  liter,  which  rises  in  the 
Tyrol,  and  falls  into  the  Danube,  a  little  way 
above  the  town.  The  Iller  has  a  peculiar  air  of 
wild,  forlorn  bleakness,  with  its  wide  channel 
half  occupied  by  cold  white  gravel,  and  its  banks 
scored  and  torn,  with  weird,  broken  roots,  gnarled 
trees,  barkless  and  fallen,  all  lying  dishevelled; 
surely  in  flood  times,  and  of  dark  wintry  nights,  a 
very  deluge  boils  and  seethes  along  there. 


STEAMERS    AND    RAFTS.  99 

Then,  at  last,  there  are  the  barges  on  the 
Danube,  and  very  rudimental  they  are ;  huge  in 
size,  with  flat  bottoms,  and  bows  and  stems 
cocked  up,  and  a  roofed  house  in  the  middle  of 
their  sprawling  length.  The  German  boys  must 
have  these  models  before  them  when  they  make 
the  Noah's  Arks  for  English  nurseries ;  and 
Murray  well  says  of  these  barges,  they  are 
"nothing  better  than  wooden  sheds  floating  in 
flat  trays." 

In  1839  a  steamer  was  tried  here,  but  it  got  on 
a  bank,  and  the  effort  was  abandoned ;  so  you 
have  to  go  on  to  Donauwerth  before  this  mode  of 
travelling  is  reached,  but  from  thence  you  can 
steam  down  to  the  Black  Sea,  and  the  passage 
boats  below  Yienna  are  very  fast  and  well 
appointed. 

Rafts  there  are  at  Ulm,  but  we  suppose  the 
timber  for  them  comes  by  the  Hler,  for  I  did  not 
notice  any  logs  descending  the  upper  part  of  the 
Danube. 

Again,  there  are  the  public  washhouses  in  the 
river,  each  of  them  a  large  floating  establishment, 
with  overhanging  eaves,  under  which  you  can  see, 
say,  fifty  women  all  in  a  row,  half  kneeling  or 
leaning  over  the  low  bulwarks,  and  all  slapping 
your  best  shirts  mercilessly. 
H  2 


100  A    STIFF    KING. 

I  made  straight  over  to  these  ladies,  and  asked 
how  the  Rob  Hoy  could  get  up  so  steep  a  bank, 
and  how  far  it  was  to  the  railway ;  and  so  their 
senior  matron  kindly  got  a  man  and  a  hand-cart 
for  the  boat,  and,  as  the  company  of  women 
heard  it  was  from  England,  they  all  talked 
louder  and  more  together,  and  pounded  and 
smacked  the  unfortunate  linen  with  additional 
emphasis. 

The  bustle  at  the  railway-station  was  only  half 
about  the  canoe  ;  the  other  half  was  for  the  King 
of  Wurtemburg,  who  was  getting  into  his  special 
train  to  go  to  his  palace  at  Fredrickshafen. 

Behold  me,  then,  fresh  from  Gegglingen  and 
snags,  in  the  immediate  presence  of  Royalty ! 
But  this  King  was  not  at  all  kingly,  though 
decidedly  stiff.  He  is,  however,  rather  amusing 
sometimes ;  as  when  by  his  order,  issued  lately, 
he  compels  sentries  to  salute  even  empty  Royal 
carriages. 

I  got  a  newspaper  here,  and  had  twelve  days  to 
overtake  of  the  world's  doings  while  we  had  roamed 
in  hill,  forest,  and  waves.  Yet  I  had  been  always 
asked  there  to  "  give  the  news,"  and  chiefly  on 
two  points, — the  Great  Eastern,  with  its  electric 
cable,  and  the  catastrophe  on  the  Matterhorn 
glacier,  the  two  being  at  times  vaguely  associated, 


A    REST.  101 

as  if  the  breaking  of  the  cable  in  the  one  had 
something  to  do  with  the  loss  of  mountaineers  in 
the  other. 

So,  while  I  read,  the  train  bore  us  southwards  to 
Fredrickshafen,  the  canoe  being  charged  as  baggage 
three  shillings,  and  patiently  submitting  to  have  a 
numbered  label  pasted  on  its  pretty  brown  face. 

This  lively  port,  on  the  north  side  of  the  Lake 
of  Constance,  has  a  charming  view  in  front  of  it 
well  worth  stopping  to  enjoy.  It  is  not  fair  to 
treat  it  as  only  a  half-hour's  town,  to  be  seen 
while  you  are  waiting  for  the  lake  steamer  to  take 
you  across  to  Switzerland. 

But  now  I  come  to  it  for  a  Sunday's  rest  (if 
you  wish  to  travel  fast  and  far,  rest  every 
Sunday),  and,  as  the  hotel  faced  the  station, 
and  the  lake  faced  the  hotel,  this  is  the  very 
place  to  stop  in  with  a  canoe. 

So  we  took  the  boat  upstairs  into  a  loft,  where 
the  washerwoman  not  only  gave  room  for  the 
well  worked  timbers  of  the  Rob  Roy  to  be  safe 
and  still,  but  kindly  mended  my  sails,  and  sundry 
other  odds  and  ends  of  a  wardrobe,  somewhat 
disorganized  by  rough  times. 

Next  day  there  was  service  in  the  Protestant 
church,  a  fine  building,  well  filled,  and  duly 
guarded  by  a  beadle  in  bright  array. 

The  service  began  by  a  woman  singing  "  Com- 


102  GERMAN    SERVICE. 

fort  ye"  from  Handel,  in  exquisite  taste  and 
simple  style,  with  a  voice  that  made  one  forget 
that  this  solemn  melody  is  usually  sung  by  a 
man.  Then  a  large  number  of  school  children 
were  ranged  in  the  chancel,  round  a  crucifix,  and 
sang  a  very  beautiful  hymn,  and  next  the  whole 
congregation  joined  in  chanting  the  psalms  in 
unison,  with  tasteful  feeling  and  devoutness. 
A  young  German  preacher  gave  us  an  eloquent 
sermon,  and  then  the  people  were  dismissed. 

The  afternoon  was  drummed  away  by  two  noisy 
bands,  evidently  rivals,  and  each  determined  to 
excel  the  other  in  loudness,  while  both  combined 
to  persecute  the  poor  visitors  who  do  wish  for 
quietness,  at  any  rate  once  a  week.  I  could 
scarcely  escape  from  this  din  in  a  long  walk 
by  the  lake,  and  on  coming  back  found  a  man 
bathing  by  moonlight,  while  rockets,  squibs,  and 
Catherine  wheels  were  let  off  in  his  boat.  Better 
indeed  was  it  to  look  with  entranced  eyes  on  the 
far  off  snowy  range,  now  lit  up  by  the  full  harvest 
moon,  and  on  the  sheen  of  "each particular  star," 
bright  above,  and  bright  again  below,  in  the 
mirror  of  the  lake. 

The  Lake  of  Constance  is  forty-four  miles  long, 
and  about  nine  miles  wide.  I  could  not  see  a 
ripple  there  when  the  Bob  Roy  Avas  launched  at 
early  morn,  with  my  mind,  and  body,  and  soul 


ON    LAKE    CONSTANCE.  103 

refreshed,  and  an  eager  longing  to  begin  the 
tour  of  Switzerland  once  more,  but  now  in  so 
new  a  fashion.  Soon  we  were  far  from  the  shore, 
and  in  that  middle  distance  of  the  lake  where  all 
sides  seem  equally  near,  and  where  the  "  other 
side"  appears  never  to  get  any  nearer  as  you  go 
on.  Here,  in  the  middle,  I  rested  for  a  while, 
and  the  sensation  then  was  certainly  new.  Beauty 
was  everywhere  around,  and  there  was  full 
freedom  to  see  it.  There  was  no  cut-and-dry 
route  to  be  followed,  no  road,  not  even  a  track  on 
the  water,  no  hours,  or  time  to  constrain.  I 
could  go  right  or  left  by  a  stroke  of  the  paddle, 
and  I  was  utterly  my  own  master  of  whither  to 
steer,  and  where  to  stop. 

The  "pat-a-pat"  of  a  steamer's  wheels  was  the 
only  sound,  and  that  was  very  distant,  and  when 
the  boat  came  near,  the  passengers  cheered  the 
canoe,  and  smiles  of  (was  it  not  ?)  envy  told  of  how 
pleasant  and  pretty  she  looked.  After  a  little 
wavering  in  my  plans,  I  settled  it  was  best  to  go 
to  the  Swiss  side,  and,  after  coasting  by  the  villages, 
I  selected  a  little  inn  in  a  retired  bay,  and  moored 
my  boat,  and  ordered  breakfast.  Here  was  an  old 
man  of  eighty-six,  landlord  and  waiter  in  one,  a 
venerable  man,  and  I  respect  age  more  while 
growing  older. 

He  talked  with  me  for  five  hours  while  I  ate, 


104  CARPENTERING. 

read,  and  sketched,  and  feasted  my  eyes  on  moun- 
tain views,  and  answered  vaguely  to  his  remarks, 
said  in  a  sleepy  way,  and  in  a  hot,  quiet,  basking 
sun.  There  are  peaceful  and  almost  dreamy  hours 
of  rest  in  this  water  tour,  and  they  are  sweet  too 
after  hard  toil.  It  is  not  all  rapids  and  struggles 
when  you  journey  with  a  canoe. 

Close  to  the  inn  was  the  idiot  asylum,  an  old 
castle  with  poor  demented  women  in  it.  The 
little  flag  of  my  boat  attracted  their  attention, 
and  all  the  inmates  were  allowed  to  come  out 
and  see  it,  with  many  smiles  of  pleasure,  and 
many  odd  remarks  and  gestures. 

Disentangling  myself  from  this  strange  group, 
I  landed  again  further  down,  and,  under  a  splendid 
tree,  spent  an  hour  or  two  in  carpenter's  work 
(for  I  had  a  few  tools  on  board),  to  repair  the 
boat's  damages  and  to  brighten  her  up  a  bit 
for  the  English  eyes  I  must  expect  in  the  next 
part  of  the  voyage. 

Not  a  wave  had  energy  to  rise  on  the  lake  in 
the  hot  sun.  A  sheep-bell  tinkled  now  and  then, 
but  in  a  tired,  listless,  and  irregular  way.  A 
gossamer  spider  had  spun  his  web  from  my  mast 
to  the  tree  above,  and  wagtails  hopped  near  me 
on  the  stones,  and  turned  an  inquiring  little 
eye  to  the  boat  half  in  the  water,  and  its  master 
reclining  on  the  grass.  It  was  an  easy  paddle 


SEEING    IN    THE    DARK.  105 

from  this  to  the  town  of  Constance,  at  the  end  of 
the  lake. 

Here  a  douanier  made  a  descent  upon  me  and 
was  inexorable.  "You  must  have  the  boat  ex- 
amined." "  Very  well,  pray  examine  it."  His 
Chief  was  absent,  and  I  must  put  the  canoe  in 
the  Custom-house  till  to-morrow  morning.  An 
hour  was  wasted  in  palaver  about  -this,  and  at 
first  I  protested  vigorously  against  such  absurdity 
in  "  free  Switzerland."  But  Constance  is  not  in 
Switzerland,  it  is  in  the  Grand  Duchy  of  Baden, 
and  so  to  keep  it  "grand,"  they  must  do  very 
little  things,  and  at  any  rate  can  trouble  tra- 
vellers. At  length  an  obliging  native,  ashamed 
of  the  proceeding,  remonstrated  with  the  douanier, 
and  persuaded  him  at  least  to  search  the  boat 
and  let  it  pass. 

He  took  as  much  time  to  inspect  as  if  she  were 
a  brig  of  300  tons,  and,  when  he  came  to  look  at 
the  stern,  I  gravely  pointed  to  a  round  hole  cut  in 
the  partition  for  this  very  purpose !  Into  this 
hole  he  peered,  while  the  crowd  was  hushed  in 
silence,  and  as  he  saw  nothing  but  darkness,  ex- 
tremely dark,  for  (nothing  else  was  there),  he 
solemnly  pronounced  the  canoe  "free,"  and  she 
was  duly  borne  to  the  hotel. 

But  Constance  once  had  a  man  in  it  who  was 
really  "  grand,"  John  Huss,  the  noble  martyr 
for  the  truth.  In  the  Council  Hall  you  see  the 


106  THE    RHINE    AGAIN. 

veritable  cell  in  which  he  was  imprisoned  some 
hundreds  of  years  ago,  and  on  a  former  visit  I 
had  seen,  from  the  tower,  through  a  telescope, 
the  field  where  the  faggots  burned  him,  and  from 
whence  his  great  soul  leaped  up  to  heaven  out  of 
the  blazing  pile. 

"  Avenge,  O  Lord,  thy  slaughtered  saints,  whose  bones 
Lie  scattered  on  the  Alpine  mountains  cold ; 
E'en  them  who  kept  thy  truth  so  pure  of  old 
When  all  our  fathers  worshipped  stocks  and  stones." 

— Milton. 

Does  not  a  thought  or  two  on  such  great  things 
make  other  common  things  look  small  ? 

True  and  good — but  we  may  not  stop  always  in 
the  lake  to  ponder  thus,  for  the  current  is  moving 
again,  so  let  us  launch  the  Rob  Roy  on  our  old 
friend,  the  Rhine. 

It  is  a  change  to  cross  a  quiet  lake  after  being 
hurried  on  a  rapid  stream  like  the  Danube,  and 
now  it  is  another  change  to  paddle  from  the  lake 
into  a  wide  river  like  the  Rhine,  which  speeds  fast 
and  steady  among  lively  scenes.  The  water  is 
deep,  and  of  a  faint  blue,  but  clear  enough  to  show 
what  is  below.  The  pebbly  bottom  seems  to  roll 
towards  you  from  underneath,  and  village  churches 
appear  to  spin  quietly  round  on  the  banks,  for  the 
land  and  its  things  seem  to  move,  not  the  water, 
so  glassy  its  surface  steadily  flowing. 

Here  are  the  fishers  again,  slowly  paying  out 


COLOURED    CANVAS.  107 

their  fine-spun  nets,  and  there  is  a  target-hut 
built  on  four  piles  in  the  river. 

The  target  itself  is  a  great  cube  of  wood,  say 
six  feet  on  each  side.  It  is  fired  at  from  another 
hut  perched  also  on  post  in  the  water,  and  a 
"marker"  safely  placed  behind  the  great  block  of 
wood  turns  it  round  on  a  vertical  pivot,  and  so 
patches  up  the  bullet-hole,  and  indicates  its  posi- 
tion to  those  who  have  fired. 

The  Rhine  suddenly  narrows  soon  after  leaving 
the  Boden  See,  or  Lake  Constance  as  we  call  it, 
but  the  banks  again  open  out  till  it  is  a  mile  or 
two  in  breadth.  Here  and  there  are  grassy  islands, 
and  you  may  notice,  by  long  stakes  stuck  on  the 
shallows,  which  tremble  as  the  water  presses  them, 
that  the  channel  for  steamers  is  very  roundabout, 
though  the  canoe  will  skim  over  any  part  of  it 
comfortably.  Behind  each  islet  of  tall  reeds  there 
is  a  fishing-boat  held  fast  by  two  poles  stuck  in  the 
bottom  of  the  river ;  or  it  is  noiselessly  moving  to  a 
more  lucky  pool,  sculled  by  the  boatman,  with  his 
oar  at  only  one  side, — rather  a  novel  plan, — while 
he  pays  out  the  net  with  his  other  hand.  Rudely- 
made  barges  are  afloat,  and  seem  to  turn  round 
helplessly  in  the  current  of  the  deeper  parts,  or 
hoist  their  great  square  sails  in  the  dead  calm — 
perhaps  for  the  appearance  of  the  thing — a  very 
picturesque  appearance,  as  the  sail  has  two  broad 


108  SIGN   TALK. 

bands  of  dark  blue  cloth  for  its  centre  stripes. 
But  the  pointed  lateen  sail  of  Geneva  is  certainly 
a  more  graceful  rig  than  the  lug,  especially  when 
there  are  two  masts,  and  the  white  sails  swell  to- 
wards you,  goosewinged,  before  a  flowing  breeze. 

The  river  has  probably  a  very  uneven  bottom 
in  this  part,  for  the  water  sometimes  rushes 
round  in  great  whirlpools,  and  strange  overturn- 
ings  of  itself,  as  if  it  were  boiling  from  below  in 
exuberant  volume  with  a  gushing  upwards ;  and 
then  again,  it  wheels  about  in  a  circle  with  a 
sweep  far  around,  before  it  settles  to  go  onward.* 

On  the  borders  of  Switzerland  the  German  and 
French  tongues  are  both  generally  known  at  the 
hotels,  and  by  the  people  accustomed  to  do  busi- 
ness with  foreigners  travelling  among  them. 

But  in  your  course  along  a  river  these  con- 
venient waiters  and  polyglot  commissionaires  are 
not  found  exactly  in  attendance  at  every  village, 

*  These  maelstroms  seem  at  first  to  demand  extra  caution 
as  you  approach,  but  they  are  harmless  enough,  for  the 
water  is  deep,  and  it  only  twists  the  boat  round  ;  and  you 
need  not  mind  this  except  when  the  sail  is  up,  but  have  a 
care  then  that  you  are  not  taken  aback.  In  crossing  one 
of  these  whirlpools  at  full  speed  it  will  be  found  needless 
to  try  to  counteract  the  sudden  action  on  your  bow  by 
paddling  against  it,  for  it  is  better  to  hold  on  as  if  there 
were  no  interference,  and  presently  the  action  in  the 
reverse  direction  puts  all  quite  straight. 


LANDING.  109 

and  it  is,  therefore,  to  the  bystanders  or  casual 
loungers  your  observations  must  be  addressed. 

Frequent  intercourse  with  natives  of  strange 
countries,  where  there  is  no  common  language 
between  them  and  the  tourist,  will  gradually 
teach  him  a  "sign  language"  which  suits  all 
people  alike. 

Thus,  in  any  place,  no  matter  what  was  their 
dialect,  it  was  always  easy  to  induce  one  or  two 
men  to  aid  in  carrying  the  canoe.  The  formula 
for  this  was  something  in  the  following  style. 

I  first  got  the  boat  on  shore,  and  a  crowd 
of  course  soon  collected,  while  I  arranged  its 
interior,  and  sponged  out  the  splashed  water, 
and  fastened  the  cover  down.  Then,  tightening 
my  belt  for  a  walk,  I  looked  round  with  a  kind 
smile,  and  selecting  a  likely  man,  would  address 
him  in  English  deliberately  as  follows — suiting 
each  action  to  the  word,  for  I  have  always  found 
that  sign  language  is  made  more  natural  when 
you  speak  your  own  tongue  all  the  time  you 
are  acting : — "  Well  now,  I  think  as  you  have 
looked  on  enough  and  have  seen  all  you  want, 
it's  about  time  to  go  to  an  hotel,  a  gasthaus. 
Here !  you — yes,  you  ! — just  take  that  end  of  the 
boat  up,  so, — gently,  i  langsam  ! '  '  langsatu  !  '- 
all  right,  yes,  under  your  arm,  like  this, — now 
march  off  to  the  best  hotel,  gasthaus." 


110 


PROCESSION. 


"Langsam." 

Then  the  procession  naturally  formed  itself. 
The  most  humorous  boys  of  course  took  pre- 
cedence, because  of  services  or  mischief  willing 
to  be  performed ;  and,  meanwhile,  they  gra- 
tuitously danced  about  and  under  the  canoe  like 
Fauns  around  Silenus.  Women  only  came  near 
and  waited  modestly  till  the  throng  had  passed. 
The  seniors  of  the  place  kept  on  the  safer  confines 
of  the  movement,  where  dignity  of  gait  might 
comport  with  close  observation. 

In  a  case  of  sign  talking  like  the  foregoing 
you  can  be  helped  by  one  substantive  and  one 


ARABS    AND    SIGNS.  Ill 

adverb ;  and  if  you  pronounce  these  clearly,  and 
use  them  correctly,  while  all  the  other  expressions 
are  evidently  your  language  and  not  theirs,  they 
will  understand  it  much  better  than  if  you  try 
signs  in  dumb  show  or  say  the  whole  in  bad 
German,  and  so  give  rise  to  all  possible  mis- 
takes of  your  meaning. 

But  it  is  quite  another  matter  when  you  have 
forgotten  (or  have  never  acquired)  the  foreign 
word  for  the  noun  you  wish  to  name,  though,  even 
then,  by  well  chosen  signs,  and  among  an  intelli- 
gent people,  a  good  deal  can  be  conveyed,  as  may 
be  shown  in  the  following  cases. 

Once  I  was  riding  among  the  Arabs  along 
the  Algerian  coast,  on  my  way  from  Carthage,  and 
my  guide,  a  dense  Kabyle,  was  evidently  taking  me 
past  a  place  I  wished  to  visit,  and  which  had  been 
duly  entered  in  the  list  when  he  was  engaged. 

I  could  not  make  him  understand  this,  for  my 
limited  Arabic  had  been  acquired  under  a  different 
pronunciation  in  Syria ;  but  one  night,  it  hap- 
pened that  a  clever  chief  had  me  in  a  tent,  or 
rather  a  hut,  just  like  the  top  of  a  gipsy  cart.  I 
explained  to  him  by  signs  (and  talking  English) 
that  the  muleteer  was  taking  me  past  the  place  it 
was  desired  to  see.  Then  I  tried  to  pronounce 
the  name  of  that  place,  but  was  always  wrong,  or 
he  could  not  make  it  out ;  it  was  Maskutayn,  or 


112  TALKING    TO    CHINESE. 

"  bewitched  waters,"  a  wonderful  volcanic  valley, 
full  of  boiling  streams  and  little  volcanoes  of  salt. 

At  length,  sitting  in  the  moonlight,  signs  were 
tried  even  for  this  difficult  occasion.  I  put  my 
chibouque  (pipe)  under  the  sand  and  took  water 
in  my  hand,  and  as  he  looked  on  intently— for 
the  Arabs  love  this  speaking  action — I  put  water 
on  the  fire  in  the  pipe-bowl,  and  blew  it  up 
through  the  sand,  talking  English  all  the  time. 
This  was  done  again,  and  suddenly  the  black 
lustrous  eyes  of  the  Ishmaelite  glistened  brighter. 
He  slapped  his  forehead.  He  jumped  up.  You 
could  almost  be  sure  he  said  "  I  know  it  now ;  " 
and  then  he  roused  the  unfortunate  muleteer 
from  his  snorings  to  give  him  an  energetic 
lecture,  by  means  of  which  we  were  directed  next 
day  straight  to  the  very  place  I  desired  to  find. 

In  a  few  cases  of  this  international  talking 
it  becomes  necessary  to  sketch  pictures,  which  are 
even  better  than  signs,  but  not  among  Arabs. 
During  a  visit  to  the  fair  of  Nijni  Novgorod,  in  the 
middle  of  Russia,  I  passed  many  hours  in  the 
"Chinese  street"  there,  and  found  it  was  very 
difficult  to  communicate  with  Ching  Loo,  and 
even  signs  were  useless.  But  they  had  some  red 
wax  about  the  tea-chests,  and  there  was  a  white 
wall  beside  us,  so  upon  this  I  put  the  whole 
story  in  large  pictures,  with  an  explanatory  lecture 


EMPEROR  OF  THE  FRENCH.        113 

in  English,  all  the  time,  which  proceeding  attracted 
an  audience  of  several  scores  of  Chinamen  and 
Kalmuks  and  other  outlandish  people,  and  the 
particular  group  I  meant  to  enlighten  seemed 
perfectly  to  understand  all  that  was  desired. 

And  so  we  suppose  that  if  you  can  work  your 
paddle  well,  and  learn  the  general  sign  language, 
and  a  little  of  the  pencil  tongue,  you  can  go  very 
far  in  a  canoe  without  being  starved  or  homeless ; 
while  you  are  sure  to  have  a  wide  field  in  which 
to  study  the  various  degrees  of  intelligence  among 
those  you  meet. 

To  come  back,  however,  from  the  Volga  to  the 
Rhine. 

The  current  flows  more  and  more  gently  as  we 
enter  the  Zeller  See,  or  Unter  See,  a  lake  which 
would  be  called  pretty  if  our  taste  has  not  been 
sated  for  a  while  by  having  a  snowy  range  for  the 
background  to  the  views  on  Constance. 

But  the  Lake  of  Constance  sadly  wants  islands, 
and  here  in  the  Zeller  See  are  several,  one  of  them 
being  of  great  size.  The  Emperor  of  the  French 
had  passed  two  days  at  his  chateau  on  this  lake, 
just  before  we  arrived.  No  doubt  he  would  have 
waited  a  week  had  he  known  the  Rob  Roy  was 
coming.1* 

However,  as  we  were  too  late  to  breakfast  with 

*  His  Majesty  has  not  forgotten  the  canoe,  as  will  be 
I 


114  LUXURIOUS. 

his  Majesty,  I  pulled  in  at  the  village  of  Steck- 
born,  where  an  inn  is  built  on  the  actual  edge  of 
the  water,  a  state  of  things  most  convenient  for 
the  aquatic  tourist,  and  which  you  find  often 
along  this  part  of  the  Rhine.  In  a  case  of  this 
sort  you  can  tap  at  the  door  with  the  paddle, 
and  order  a  repast  before  you  debark,  so  that  it 
is  boiling  and  fizzing,  and  the  table  is  all  ready, 
while  you  put  things  to  rights  on  board,  and  come 
leisurely  ashore,  and  then  tie  the  boat  to  the 
window  balcony,  or,  at  any  rate,  in  some  place 
where  it  can  be  seen  all  the  time  you  breakfast 
or  dine,  and  rest,  and  read,  and  draw. 

Experience  proved  that  very  few  boys,  even  of 
the  most  mischievous  species,  will  meddle  with  a 

seen  by  the  following  extract  from  the  Paris  intelligence 
in  the  "Globe"  of  April  20  (His  Majesty's  birthday)  :— 

"  By  an  edict,  dated  April  6,  1866,  issued  this  morning,  the 
Ministre  d'Etat  institutes  a  special  committee  for  the  organisation 
of  a  special  exhibition,  at  the  Exposition  TJniverselle  of  1867,  of 
all  objects  connected  with  the  arts  and  industry  attached  to 
pleasure  boats  and  river  navigation.  This  measure  is  thought 
to  display  the  importance  which  amateur  navigation  has  assumed 
during  the  last  few  years— to  display  the  honour  in  which  is 
held  this  sport  nouveau,  as  it  is  denominated  in  the  report,  and  to 
be  successful  in  abolishing  the  old  and  absurd  prejudices  which 
have  so  long  prevented  its  development  in  France.  The  Emperor, 
whose  fancy  for  imitating  everything  English  leads  him  to 
patronise  with  alacrity  all  imitation  of  English  sports  in  par- 
ticular, is  said  to  have  suggested  the  present  exhibition  after 
reading  MacGregor's  'Cruise  of  the  Rob  Roy,'  which  developes 
many  new  ideas  of  the  purposes  besides  mere  pleasure  to  which 
pleasure  boats  may  be  applied,  and  would  be  glad  to  encourage 
a  taste  for  the  exploration  of  solitary  streams  and  lonely  currents 
amongst  the  youth  of  France." 


A    STRANGE    SAIL.  115 

boat  which  is  floating,  but  that  very  few  men,  even 
of  the  most  amiable  order,  will  refrain  from  pulling 
it  about  when  the  little  craft  is  left  on  shore. 

To  have  your  boat  not  only  moored  afloat  but  in 
your  sight  too, — that  is  perfection,  and  it  is  worth 
additional  trouble  to  arrange  this,  because  then 
and  for  hours  of  the  midday  stoppage,  you  will 
be  wholly  at  ease,  or  at  any  rate,  you  will  have 
one  care  the  less,  the  weary  resting  traveller 
will  not  then  be  anxious  about  his  absent  boat, 
as  if  it  were  a  valuable  horse  in  a  strange  stable. 

The  landlord  was  much  interested  in  the  story 
of  my  voyage  as  depicted  in  the  sketch-book,  so 
he  brought  a  friend  to  see  me  who  could  speak 
French,  and  who  had  himself  constructed  a  boat 
of  two  tin  tubes,*  on  which  a  stage  or  frame  is 
supported,  with  a  seat  and  rowlocks,  the  oddest 
looking  thing  in  nautical  existence.  I  persuaded 
him  to  put  this  institution  into  the  water,  and  we 
started  for  a  cruise ;  the  double-tube  metal  boat, 
with  its  spider-like  gear  aloft,  and  the  oak  canoe, 
so  low  and  rakish,  with  its  varnished  cedar  deck, 
and  jaunty  flag,  now  racing  side  by  side,  each  of 
them  a  rare  sight,  but  the  two  together  quite 
unprecedented. 

*  Each  of  these  was  in  shape  like  the  cigar  ship  which 
I  had  sailed  past  on  the  Thames,  and  which  has  since  been 
launched. 

i  2 


116  PARTING   WITH    AMELIA. 

The  river  here  is  like  parts  of  the  Clyde  and 
the  Kyles  of  Bute,  with  French  villages  let  in, 
and  an  Italian  sky  stretched  overhead.  "We  rowed 
across  to  a  village  where  a  number  of  Jews  live, 
for  I  wished  to  visit  their  Synagogue ;  but,  lo ! 
this  was  the  Grand  Duchy  of  Baden  land,  and  a 
heavily-armed  sentry  found  us  invading  the 
dominion,  so  he  deployed  and  formed  square  to 
force  us  to  land  somewhere  else.  The  man  was 
civil,  but  his  orders  were  unreasonable,  so  we 
merely  embarked  again  and  went  over  to  Switzer- 
land, and  ran  our  little  fleet  into  a  bramble  bush, 
to  hide  it  while  we  mounted  to  an  auberge  on 
the  hill  for  a  sixpenny  bottle  of  wine. 

The  pretty  Swiss  lass  in  charge  said  she  once 
knew  an  Englishman — but  "  it  was  a  pity  they  were 
all  so  proud."  He  had  sent  her  a  letter  in  Eng- 
lish, which  I  asked  her  to  let  me  read  for  her.  It 
began,  "  My  dear  little  girl,  I  love  you ; "  and 
this  did  not  sound  so  very  proud  for  a  beginning. 
My  boating  friend  promised  to  make  her  a  tin 
cqfetiere,  and  so  it  may  be  divined  that  he  was 
the  tinman  of  the  village,  and  a  most  agreeable 
tinman  too. 

She  came  to  see  us  on  board,  and  her  father 
arrived  just  in  time  to  witness  a  triangular 
parting,  which  must  have  puzzled  him  a  good 
deal,  Amelia  waving  farewell  to  a  " proud"  Eng- 


GIBBERISH.  117 

lishman  and  a  nautical  whitesmith,  who  both  took 
leave  also  of  each  other,  the  last  sailing  away 
with  huge  square  yards  and  coloured  canvas,  and 
the  Rob  Roy  drifting  with  the  stream  in  the 
opposite  direction. 

Every  day  for  weeks  past  had  been  as  a  pic- 
nic to  me,  but  I  prolonged  this  one  into  night, 
the  air  was  so  balmy  and  the  red  sun  setting  was 
so  soon  replaced  by  the  white  moon  rising,  and 
besides,  the  navigation  here  had  no  dangers,  and 
there  were  villages  every  few  miles. 

When  I  had  enough  of  it,  cruising  here  and 
there  by  moonlight,  I  drew  up  to  the  town  of  Stein, 
but  all  was  now  lonely  by  the  water-side.  This 
is  -to  be  expected  when  you  arrive  late ;  however, 
a  slap  or  two  on  the  water  with  the  paddle,  and 
a  loud  verse  of  a  song,  Italian,  Dutch,  a  pibroch, 
any  noise  in  fact,  soon  draws  the  idlers  to  you, 
and  it  is  precisely  the  idlers  you  want. 

One  of  them  readily  helped  me  with  the  boat 
to  an  inn,  where  an  excellent  landlady  greeted 
the  strange  guest.  From  this  moment  all  was 
bustle  there,  and  very  much  it  was  increased  by 
a  German  guest,  who  insisted  on  talking  to  me 
in  English,  which  I  am  sure  I  did  not  understand 
a  bit  better  than  the  Germans  who  came- to  listen 
and  look  on. 


CHAPTER  VII. 


Fog —  Fancy  pictures — Boy  soldiers  —  Boat's  billet — 
Eating— Lake  Zurich— Crinoline — Hot  walk — Staring 
— Lake  Zug — Swiss  shots — Fishing  Britons — Talk- 
book. 

IN  the  morning  there  was  a  most  curious  change 
of  air ;  all  around  was  in  a  dense  white  fog.  '  Truly 
it  was  now  to  be  "sensation  rowing;"  so  we 
hastened  to  get  off  into  this  milky  atmosphere.  I 
have  an  idea  that  we  passed  under  a  bridge ;  at  least 
the  usual  cheers  sounded  this  time  as  if  they 
were  above  me,  but  the  mist  was  as  thick  as  our 
best  November  Cheshire-cheese  fogs,  and  quite 
as  interesting.  On  several  occasions  I  positively 
could  not  see  the  bow  of  my  boat,  only  a  few 
feet  from  my  nose.  The  whole  arrangement  was 
so  unexpected  and  entirely  novel, — paddling  on  a 
fast  invisible  stream — that  I  had  the  liveliest 
emotions  of  pleasure  without  seeing  anything 
at  all. 

But  then  fancy  had  free  play  all  the  time,  and 
the  pictures  it  drew  were  vivid  and  full  of  colour, 


FANCY    PICTURES.  119 

and,  after  all,  our  impressions  of  external  objects  are 
only  pictures,  so  say  the  philosophers;  and  why 
not  then  enjoy  a  tour  in  a  fog,  with  a  good  album 
of  pictures  making  the  while  in  the  brain  ? 

Sounds  too  there  were,  but  like  those  of  witches 
and  fairies  —  though  perhaps  it  was  only  the 
cackling  of  some  antique  washerwomen  on  the 
banks.  However,  I  addressed  the  unseen  com- 
pany in  both  prose  and  poetry,  and  was  full  of 
emphasis,  which  now  and  again  was  increased  by 
my  boat  running  straight  into  the  shore. 

The  clearing  away  of  the  fog  was  one  of  the  most 
interesting  evolutions  of  nature  to  be  seen.  In 
one  sort  or  other  every  traveller  has  enjoyed  the 
quick  or  gradual  tearing  up  of  a  fog  curtain  on 
mountain  or  moor,  but  here  it  was  on  a  beauteous 
river. 

I  wish  to  describe  this  process,  but  I  cannot. 
It  was  a  series  of  "  Turner  pictures,"  with  glimpses 
right  and  left,  and  far  overhead,  of  trees,  sky, 
castles,  each  lightened  and  shown  for  a  moment, 
and  then  gauzed  over  again  and  completely  hidden ; 
while  the  mind  had  to  imagine  all  the  context 
of  the  scenery,  and  it  was  sure  to  be  quite  wrong 
when  another  gleam  of  sun  disclosed  what  was 
there  in  reality.  For  it  cleared  away  at  last, 
and  Father  Sol  avenged  himself  by  an  extra 
hot  ray,  for  thus  trifling  with  his  beams. 


120  A    NEW    CLAN. 

The  Rhine  banks  here  were  sloping  but  steep, 
with  pleasant  meadows,  vineyards,  and  woods, 
mingled  with  tolerable  fairness  to  all  three.  In 
short,  though  I  appreciate  scenery  with  an  eager 
admiration,  any  scenery  seemed  good  when  the 
genial  exercise  of  the  canoe  was  the  medium  for 
enjoying  it. 

Soon  afterwards  the  woods  thickened,  the  moun- 
tains rose  behind  them,  the  current  got  faster  and 
faster,  the  houses,  at  first  dotted  on  the  knolls, 
got  closer  and  more  suburb  like,  and  at  last  a 
grand  sweep  of  the  stream  opened  up  Schaff hausen 
to  the  eye,  while  a  sullen  sound  on  the  water 
warned  of  "  rapids  ahead."  As  I  intended  to 
keep  them  always  in  front,  some  caution  was 
needed  in  steering,  though  there  is  no  difficulty 
here,  for  steamboats  navigate  thus  far,  and  of 
course  it  is  easy  for  a  canoe. 

But  when  I  glided  down  to  the  bridge  there 
was  the  "  Goldenen  Schiff "  hotel,  and  I  resolved 
to  patronise  it  on  account  of  its  name,  and  because 
there  was  a  gigantic  picture  of  a  Briton  on  the 
adjoining  wall.  He  was  in  full  Highland  costume, 
though  the  peculiar  tartan  of  his  kilt  showed  that 
there  is  still  one  clan  we  have  not  yet  recognised. 

Here  began  a  novel  kind  of  astonishment  among 
the  people ;  for  when,  on  my  arrival,  they  asked, 
"  Where  have  you  come  from  ?  "  and  were  told, 


BOY   SOLDIERS.  121 

"  From  England,"  they  could  not  understand 
how  my  course  seemed  as  if  in  reality  from 
Germany. 

The  short  morning's  work  being  soon  over, 
there  was  all  the  day  before  me  to  wander  about. 

Drums  and  a  band  presently  led  me  to  a  corps 
of  little  boys  in  full  uniform,  about  200  of  them, 
all  with  real  guns  and  with  boy  officers,  most 
martial  to  behold,  albeit  they  were  munching 
apples  between  the  words  of  command,  and  pulling 
wry  faces  at  urchins  of  eight  years  old,  who  strove 
in  vain  to  take  long  steps  with  short  legs. 

They  had  some  skirmishing  drill,  and  used 
small  goats'  horns  to  give  the  orders  instead 
of  bugles.  These  horns  are  used  on  the  railways 
too,  and  the  note  is  very  clear,  and  may  be  heard 
well  a  long  way  off.  Indeed  I  think  much  might 
be  done  in  our  drill  at  home  by  something  of 
this  sort. 

It  is  a  short  three  miles  to  the  Belle  Yue,  built 
above  the  falls  of  Schaffhausen,  and  in  full  view 
of  this  noble  scene.  These  great  falls  of  the 
Rhine  looked  much  finer  than  I  had  recollected 
them  some  twelve  years  before ;  it  is  pleasant, 
but  unusual,  for  one's  second  visit  to  such  sights 
to  be  more  striking  than  the  first.  At  night  the 
river  was  splendidly  illuminated  by  Bengal  lights 
of  different  colours,  and  the  effect  of  this  on  the 


122  BOAT'S  BILLET. 

tossing  foam  and  rich,  full  body  of  ever  pouring 
water — or  fire  as  it  then  seemed  to  be — was 
to  present  a  spectacle  of  magical  beauty  and 
grandeur,  well  seen  from  the  balcony  of  the  hotel, 
by  many  travellers  from  various  lands.  On  one 
side  of  me  was  a  Russian,  and  a  Brazilian  on  the 
other. 

Next  day,  at  the  railway-station,  I  put  the 
sharp  bow  of  the  Rob  Roy  in  at  the  window  of 
the  "  baggages  "  office,  and  asked  for  the  "  boat's 
ticket."  The  clerk  did  not  seem  at  all  surprised, 
for  he  knew  I  was  an  Englishman,  and  nothing 
is  too  odd,  queer,  mad  in  short,  for  Englishmen 
to  do. 

But  the  porters,  guards,  and  engine-drivers 
made  a  good  deal  of  talk  before  the  canoe  was 
safely  stowed  among  the  trunks  in  the  van ;  and 
I  now  and  then  visited  her  there,  just  for  com- 
pany's sake,  and  to  see  that  the  sharp-cornered, 
iron-bound  boxes  of  the  American  tourists  had 
not  broken  holes  in  her  oaken  skin.  One  could  not 
but  survey,  with  some  anxiety,  the  lumbering 
casks  on  the  platform,  waiting  to  be  rolled  in 
beside  the  canoe ;  and  the  fish  baskets,  iron  bars, 
crates,  and  clumsy  gear  of  all  sorts,  which  at 
every  stoppage  is  tumbled  in  or  roughly  shovelled 
out  of  the  luggage- van  of  a  train. 

This  care  and  sympathy  for  a  mere  boat  may 


EATING.  123 

be  called  enthusiasm  by  those  who  have  not  felt 
the  like  towards  inanimate  objects  linked  to  our 
pleasures  or  pains  by  hourly  ties  of  interest ;  but 
others  will  understand  how  a  friendship  for  the 
boat  was  felt  more  every  day  I  journeyed  with 
her  :  her  strong  points  were  better  known  as  they 
were  more  tried,  but  the  weak  points,  too,  of  the 
frail  traveller  became  now  more  apparent,  and 
the  desire  to  bring  her  safely  to  England  was 
rapidly  increased  when  we  had  made  the  home- 
ward turn. 

The  mere  cost  of  the  railway  ticket  for  the 
boat's  carriage  to  Zurich  was  two  or  three  shillings, 
— not  so  much  as  the  expense  of  taking  it  be- 
tween the  stations  and  the  hotels. 

Submitting,  then,  to  be  borne  again  on  wheels 
and  through  tunnels  in  the  good  old  railway  style, 
we  soon  arrive  among  the  regular  Swiss  moun- 
tains, and  where  gather  the  Swiss  tourists,  for 
whom  arise  the  Swiss  hotels,  those  huge  estab- 
lishments founded  and  managed  so  as  best  to 
fatten  on  the  wandering  Englishman,  and  to  give 
him  homoeopathic  feeding  while  his  purse  is  bled. 

For  suffer  me  again  to  have  a  little  gossip 
about  eating.  Yes,  it  is  a  mundane  subject,  and 
undoubtedly  physical ;  but  when  the  traveller  has 
to  move  his  body  and  baggage  along  a  route  by 
his  own  muscles,  by  climbing  or  by  rowing,  or 


124  BACHELOR'S  FARE. 

by  whipping  a  mule,  it  is  a  matter  of  high 
moment,  to  him  at  least,  that  fibrine  should  be 
easily  procurable. 

If  you  wish,  then,  to  live  well  in  Switzerland 
and  Germany  go  to  German  hotels,  and  avoid  the 
grand  barracks  reared  on  every  view-point  for 
the  English  tourist. 

See  how  the  omnibus,  from  the  train  or  the 
steamer,  pours  down  its  victims  into  the  land- 
lords' arms.  Papa  and  Mamma,  and  three 
daughters  and  a  maid :  well,  of  course  they 
will  be  attended  to.  Here  is  another  timid  lady 
with  an  alpenstock,  a  long  white  cane  people 
get  when  they  arrive  in  Switzerland,  and  which 
they  never  know  what  on  earth  to  do  with. 
Next  there  will  issue  from  the  same  vehicle  a 
dozen  newly-fledged  Londoners ;  and  the  whole 
party,  men  and  women,  are  so  demure,  so  afraid 
of  themselves,  that  the  hotel-keeper  does  just 
what  he  likes  with  them,  every  one. 

Without  a  courier,  a  wife,  heavy  baggage,  or 
young  ladies,  I  enter  too,  and  dare  to  order  a 
cutlet  and  potatoes.  After  half-an-hour  two 
chops  come  and  spinach,  each  just  one  bite,  and 
cold.  I  ask  for  fruit,  and  some  pears  are  presented 
that  grate  on  the  knife,  with  a  minute  bunch  of 
grapes,  good  ones  let  us  acknowledge.  For  this 
we  pay  2s. 


LAKE    OF    ZURICH.  125 

Next  day  I  row  three  miles  down  the  lake,  and 
order,  just  as  before,  a  cutlet,  potatoes,  and  fruit, 
but  this  time  at  a  second-rate  German  inn.  Pre- 
sently behold  two  luscious  veal  cutlets,  with 
splendid  potatoes,  and  famous  hot  plates;  and 
a  fruit-basket  teeming  gracefully  with  large 
clusters  of  magnificent  grapes,  peaches,  pears  all 
gushing  with  juice,  and  mellow  apples,  and  rosy 
plums.  For  this  I  pay  Is.  Qd.  The  secret  is 
that  the  Germans  won't  pay  the  prices  which  the 
English  fear  to  grumble  at,  and  won't  put  up 
with  the  articles  the  English  fear  to  refuse. 

Nor  may  we  blame  the  hotel-keepers  for  their 
part  in  this  business.  They  try  to  make  as 
much  money  as  they  can,  and  most  people  who 
are  making  money  try  to  do  the  same. 

In  the  twilight  the  Rob  Roy  launched  on  the 
Lake  of  Zurich,  so  lovely  by  evening,  cool  and 
calm,  with  its  pretty  villages  painted  again  on  the 
water  below,  and  soft  voices  singing,  and  slow 
music  floating  in  the  air,  as  the  moon  looked 
down,  and  the  crests  of  snow  were  silvered  on 
far-off  hills. 

The  canoe  was  now  put  up  in  a  boathouse 
where  all  seemed  to  be  secure.  It  was  the  only 
time  I  had  found  a  boathouse  for  my  boat, 
and  the  only  time  when  she  was  badly  treated  ; 
for,  next  morning,  though  the  man  in  charge 
appeared  to  be  a  solid,  honest  fellow,  I  saw  at 


126  FREE. 

once  that  the  canoe  had  been  sadly  tumbled 
about  and  filled  with  water,  the  seat  cast  off 
and  floating  outside,  the  covering  deranged,  the 
sails  untied,  and  the  sacred  paddle  defiled  by 
clumsy  hands. 

The  man  who  suffered  this  to  be  perpetrated 
will  not  soon  forget  the  Anglo-German-French 
set-down  he  received  (with  a  half- franc),  and  I 
shall  not  forget  in  future  to  observe  the  time- 
honoured  practice  of  carrying  the  canoe  invariably 
into  the  hotel. 

Another  piece  of  experience  gained  here  was 
this,  that  to  send  your  luggage  on  by  a  steamer, 
intending  to  regain  it  on  your  arrival,  adds  far 
less  of  convenience  than  it  does  of  anxiety  and 
trouble^  seeing  that  in  this  sort  of  travel  you 
can  readily  take  the  baggage  with  you  always 
and  everywhere  in  your  boat. 

Much  of  the  charm  of  next  day's  paddle  on 
the  lake  consisted  in  its  perfect  independence  of 
all  previous  arrangements,  and  in  the  absence 
of  such  thraldom  as,  "  You  must  be  here  by 
ten  o'clock;"  or,  "You  have  to  sleep  there  at 
night."  So  now,  let  the  wind  blow  as  it  likes, 
I  could  run  before  it,  and  breakfast  at  this 
village ;  or  cross  to  that  point  to  bathe ;  or  row 
round  that  bay,  and  lunch  on  the  other  side  of 
the  lake,  or  anywhere  else  on  the  shore,  or  in  the 
boat  itself,  as  I  pleased.  I  felt  as  a  dog  must 


HAPPY   FACES.  127 

feel  on  Ms  travels  who  lias  no  luggage  and  no 
collar,  and  has  only  one  coat,  which,  always  fits 
him,  and  is  always  getting  new. 

When  quite  sated  with  the  water,  I  fixed  on 
Horgen  to  stop  at  for  a  rest,  to  the  intense  delight 
of  all  the  Horgen  boys.  How  they  did  jump  and 
caper  about  the  canoe,  and  scream  with  the  glee 
of  young  hearts  stirred  by  a  new  sight ! 

It  was  one  of  the  great  treats  of  this  voyage  to 
find  it  gave  such  hours  of  pleasure  to  the  juve- 
nile population  in  each  place.  Along  the  vista  of 
my  recollection  as  I  think  over  the  past  days 
of  this  excursion,  many  thousand  childish  faces 
brimming  with  happiness  range  their  chubby  or 
not  chubby  cheeks. 

These  young  friends  were  still  more  joyous 
when  the  boat  was  put  into  a  cart,  and  the  driver 
got  up  beside  it,  and  the  captain  of  the  canoe 
began  his  hot  walk  behind. 

A  number  of  their  mammas  came  out  to  smile 
on  the  performance,  and  some  asked  to  have  a 
passage  to  England  in  the  boat,  to  which  there 
was  the  stock  reply,  given  day  by  day,  "  Not  much 
room  for  the  crinoline."  Only  once  was  there 
the  rejoinder,  that  the  lady  would  willingly  leave 
her  expansion  at  home ;  though  on  another  occa- 
sion (and  that  in  France,  too)  they  answered, 
"  We  poor  folks  don't  wear  crinoline." 


128  HOT   WALK. 

In  every  group  there  were  various  forms  of 
inquisitiveness  about  the  canoe.  First,  those  who 
examined  it  without  putting  questions ;  and  then 
those  who  questioned  about  it  without  examining. 
Some  lifted  it  to  feel  the  weight;  others  passed 
their  hands  along  its  smooth  deck  to  feel  the 
polished  cedar;  others  looked  underneath  to  see 
if  there  was  a  keel,  or  bent  the  rope  to  feel  how 
flexible  it  was,  or  poised  the  paddle  (when  I  let 
them),  and  said,  "How  light!"  and  then  more 
critical  inquirers  measured  the  boat's  dimensions, 
tapped  its  sides  with  their  knuckles,  and  looked 
wise ;  sketched  its  form,  scrutinized  its  copper  nails, 
or  gently  touched  the  silken  flag,  with  its  frayed 
hem  and  colour  fading  now;  in  all  places  this 
last  item,  as  an  object  of  interest,  was  always  the 
first  exclaimed  about  by  the  lady  portion  of  the 
crowd. 

It  is  with  such  little  but  pleasant  trivialities 
that  a  traveller's  day  may  be  filled  in  this  en- 
chanting atmosphere  where  simply  to  exist,  to 
breathe,  to  gaze,  and  to  listen,  are  enough  to  pass 
the  sunny  hours,  if  not  to  engage  the  nobler 
powers  of  the  mind. 

The  Lakes  of  Zurich  and  Zug  are  not  far  sepa- 
rate. About  three  hours  of  steady  road  walking 
takes  you  from  one  to  the  other,  over  a  high  neck 
of  forest  land,  and  a  hot  walk  this  was  from 


STARING.  129 

twelve  to  three  o'clock,  in  the  brightest  hours  of 
the  day.  The  heat  and  the  dust  made  me  eager 
again  to  be  afloat.  By  the  map,  indeed,  it  seemed 
as  if  one  could  row  part  of  this  way  on  a  river 
which  runs  into  Zug,  but  maps  are  no  guidance  as 
to  the  fitness  of  streams  for  a  boat.  They  make  a 
black  line  wriggling  about  on  the  paper  do  for 
all  rivers  alike,  and  this  tells  you  nothing  as  to  the 
depth  or  force  of  the  current,  nor  can  the  drivers 
or  innkeepers  tell  much  more,  since  they  have 
no  particular  reason  for  observing  how  a  river 
comports  itself;  their  business  is  on  the  road. 

The  driver  was  proud  of  his  unusual  fare,  a 
boat  with  an  English  flag,  and  he  gave  a  short 
account  of  it  to  every  friend  he  met,-  an  account 
no  doubt  frightfully  exaggerated,  but  always 
accepted  as  sufficient  by  the  gratified  listener.  The 
worthy  carter,  however,  was  quite  annoyed  that 
I  stopped  him  outside  the  town  of  Zug  (paying 
thirteen  francs  for  the  cart),  for  I  wished  to 
get  the  canoe  into  the  water  unobserved,  as  the 
morning's  work  had  left  me  yet  no  rest,  and 
sweet  repose  could  best  be  had  by  floating  in  my 
boat.  However,  there  was  no  evading  the  towns- 
people's desire  to  see  "the  schiff  in  a  cart  from 
England."  We  took  her  behind  a  clump  of  stones, 
but  they  climbed  upon  the  stones  and  stood.  I 
sat  down  in  a  moody  silence,  but  they  sat  down 
K 


130  LAKE    OF    ZUG. 

too  in  respectful  patience.  I  tried  then  another 
plan,  turned  the  canoe  bottom  upward,  and  began 
lining  a  seam  of  the  planks  with  red  putty.  They 
looked  on  till  it  was  done,  and  I  began  the  same 
seam  again,  and  told  them  that  all  the  other  se"ams 
must  be  thus  lined.  This,  at  last,  was  too  much 
for  some  of  the  wiser  ones,  who  turned  away  and 
murmured  about  my  slowness,  but  others  at  once 
took  their  places  in  the  front  row.  It  seemed 
unfriendly  to  go  on  thus  any  longer,  and  as  it 
was  cooler  now,  I  pushed  the  boat  into  the  lake, 
shipped  my  luggage  on  board,  and  after  the  usual 
English  speech  to  them  all  from  the  water,  bid 
every  one  "adieu."* 

New  vigour  came  when  once  the  paddle  was 
grasped  again,  and  the  soft  yielding  water  and 
gentle  heaving  on  its  bosom  had  fresh  pleasure  now 
after  the  dusty  road.  It  seems  as  if  one  must 
be  for  ever  spoiled  for  land  travel  by  this  smooth 
liquid  journeying. 

Zug  is  a  little  lake,  and  the  mountains  are  over 
it  only  at  one  end,  but  then  there  are  glorious 
hills,  the  Rigi  and  a  hundred  more,  each  behind 
another,  or  raising  a  peak  in  the  gaps  between. 
I  must  resolutely  abstain  from  describing  these 
here.  The  sight  of  them  is  well  known  to  the 

*  This  word,  like  other  expressive   French  words,  is 
commonly  used  in  Germany  and  Switzerland. 


SWISS    SHOTS.  131 

traveller.  The  painted  pictures  of  them  in  every 
shop  window  are  faithful  enough  for  those  who 
have  not  been  nearer,  and  words  can  tell  very  little 
to  others  of  what  is  seen  and  felt  when  you  fill  the 
delighted  eye  by  looking  on  the  snowy  range. 

Near  one  end  of  the  lake  I  visited  the  line  of 
targets  where  the  Switzers  were  popping  away 
their  little  bullets  at  their  short  ranges,  with 
all  sorts  of  gimcrack  instruments  to  aid  them, 
lenses,  crooks,  and  straps  for  the  arms,  hair-trig- 
gers, and  everything  done  under  cover  too.  Very 
skilful  indeed  are  they  in  the  use  of  these  con- 
trivances ;  but  the  weapons  look  like  toy-guns 
after  all,  and  are  only  one  step  removed  from  the 
crossbows  you  see  in  Belgium  and  France,  where 
men  meet  to  shoot  at  stuffed  cockrobins  fixed  on  a 
pole,  and  do  not  hit  them,  and  then  adjourn  for 
beer. 

The  Swiss  are  good  shots  and  brave  men,  and 
woe  be  to  their  invaders.  Still,  in  this  matter  of 
rifle  shooting  their  dilettanti  practice  through  a 
window,  at  the  short  range  of  200  yards,  seems 
really  childish  when  compared  with  that  of  the 
manly  groups  at  Wimbledon,  where,  on  the  open 
heath,  in  sun  or  drifting  hail,  the  burly  York- 
shireman  meets  with  the  hardy  Scot,  and  sends 
his  heavier  deadly  bullet  on  its  swift  errand  right 
away  for  a  thousand  yards  in  the  storm. 
K  2 


132  ADVANCE    OF    THE    SQUADRON. 

Leaving  the  shooters  to  their  bulls'  eyes,  I 
paddled  in  front  of  the  town  to  scan  the  hotels, 
and  to  judge  of  the  best  by  appearances.  Out 
came  the  boats  of  Zug  to  examine  the  floating 
stranger.  They  went  round  and  round,  in  a 
criticising  mood,  just  as  local  dogs  strut  slowly 
in  circles  about  a  new-come  cur  who  is  not  known 
to  their  street,  and  besides  is  of  ambiguous  breed. 
These  boats  were  all  larger  than  mine,  and  most 
of  them  were  brighter  with  plenty  of  paint,  and 
universally  they  were  encumbered  with  most 
awkward  oars. 

A  courteous  Frenchman  in  one  of  the  boats 
told  me  all  the  Zug  news  in  a  breath,  besides 
asking  numerous  questions,  and  giving  a  hasty 
commentary  on  the  fishing  in  the  lake.  Finally, 
he  pointed  out  the  best  hotel,  and  so  the  naval 
squadron  advanced  to  the  pier,  led  by  the  canoe. 
A  gracious  landlady  here  put  my  boat  safe  in  the 
hotel  coachhouse,  and  offered  to  give  me  the  key 
of  the  padlock,  to  make  sure.  In  the  salle  a 
manger  were  some  English  friends  from  London, 
so  now  I  felt  that  here  was  an  end  of  lone  wan- 
derings among  foreigners,  for  the  summer  stream 
of  tourists  from  England  was  encountered  at  this 
point. 

An  early  start  next  morning  found  the  mists 
on  the  mountains,  but  they  were  quickly  furled 


SAILING    ON    ZUG.  133 

up  out  of  the  way  in  festoons  like  muslin 
curtains. 

We  skirted  the  pretty  villas  on  the  verge  of  the 
lake,  and  hauled  in  by  some  apple-trees  to  rig  up 
the  sails.  This  could  be  done  more  easily  when 
the  boat  was  drawn  ashore  than  when  it  was 
afloat;  though,  after  practice,  I  could  not  only 
set  the  mast  and  hoist  the  sails  "  at  sea,"  but 
could  even  stand  up  and  change  my  coat,  or 
tie  the  flag  on  the  masthead,  or  survey  a  difficult 
channel,  while  the  boat  was  rocking  on  the  waves 
of  a  rapid.* 

Sailing  on  a  lake  in  Switzerland  is  a  full  reward 
for  carrying  your  mast  and  sails  unused  for  many 
a  long  mile.  Sometimes,  indeed,  the  sails  seemed 
to  be  after  all  an  encumbrance,  but  this  was  when 
they  were  not  available.  Every  time  they  came 
into  use  again  the  satisfaction  of  having  brought 
them  was  reassured. 

In  sailing  while  the  wind  is  light  you  need  not 
always  sit,  as  must  be  done  for  paddling.  Wafted 
by  the  breeze  you  can  now  recline,  lie  down,  or  lie 
up,  put  your  legs  anyhow  and  anywhere,  in  the 
water  if  you  like,  and  the  peak  of  the  sail  is  a  shade 

*  This  is  so  very  useful  ill  extending  the  horizon  of 
view,  and  in  enabling  you  to  examine  a  whole  ledge  of 
sunken  rocks  at  once,  that  it  is  well  worth  the  trouble  of 
a  week  or  two's  practice. 


134 


IMYN. 


"Sailing  on  Lake  Zug."  ' 

between  the  sun  and  your  eyes,  while  the  ripples 
seem  to  tinkle  cheerfully  against  the  bow,  and  the 
wavelets  seethe  by  smoothly  near  the  stern.  When 
you  are  under  sail  the  hill  tops  look  higher  than 
before,  for  now  you  see  how  far  they  are  above 
your  "lofty"  masthead,  and  the  black  rocks  on 


THREE    TROUT.  135 

the  shore  look  blacker  when  seen  in  contrast  with 
a  sail  like  cream. 

After  a  cruise  that  left  nothing  more  to  see  of 
Zug,  we  put  into  port  at  Imyn,  and  though  it  is  a 
little  place,  only  a  few  houses,  the  boys  there 
were  as  troublesome  as  gnats  buzzing  about ;  so 
the  canoe  had  to  be  locked  in  the  stable  out  of 
sight. 

Three  Britons  were  waiting  here  for  the  steamer. 
They  had  come  to  fish  in  Switzerland.  Now  fish- 
ing and  travelling  kill  each  other,  so  far  as  my 
experience  goes,  unless  one  of  them  is  used  as  a 
passetemps  because  you  cannot  go  on  with  the 
other.  Thus  I  recollect  once  at  the  town  of 
Yossevangen,  in  Norway,  when  we  had  to  wait 
some  hours  for  horses,  it  was  capital  fun  to  catch 
three  trout  with  a  pin  for  a  hook  fastened  on  the 
lash  of  a  gig- whip,  while  a  fellow-traveller  shot 
with  a  pistol  at  my  Glengarry  cap  on  a  stone. 

The  true  fisherman  fishes  for  the  fishing,  not 
for  the  fishes.  He  himself  is  pleased  even  if  he 
catches  nothing,  though  he  is  more  pleased  to 
bring  back  a  full  basket,  for  that  will  justify  him 
to  his  friends. 

Now  when  you  stop  your  travelling  that  you 
may  angle,  if  you  catch  nothing  you  grudge  the 
day  spent,  and  keep  thinking  how  much  you 


136  FISHING    BRITONS. 

might  have  seen  in  it  on  the  road.  On  the  other 
hand,  if  you  do  happen  to  catch  one  or  two  fish, 
you  don't  like  to  leave  the  place  where  more 
might  be  taken,  and  your  first  ten  miles  after 
departure  from  it  is  a  stage  of  reflection  about 
pools,  stones,  bites,  and  rises,  instead  of  what 
is  going  on  all  around.  "Worst  of  all,  if  you 
have  hooked  a  fish  and  lost  him,  it  is  a  sad 
confession  of  defeat  then  to  give  up  the  sport  and 
moodily  resume  the  tour. 

As  for  the  three  visitors  at  Imyn,  they  had  just 
twenty  minutes  sure,  so  they  breakfasted  in  five 
minutes,  and  in  the  next  three  minutes  had  got 
their  rods  ready,  and  were  out  in  the  garden 
casting  as  fast  as  possible,  and  flogging  the  water 
as  if  the  fish  also  ought  to  be  in  a  hurry  to  get 
taken.  The  hot  sun  blazed  upon  the  bald  head 
of  one  of  these  excited  anglers,  for  he  had  not 
time  to  put  on  his  hat.  The  other  had  got  his 
line  entangled  in  a  bush,  and  of  course  was  hors 
de  combat.  The  third  was  a  sort  of  light  skir- 
misher, rushing  about  with  advice,  and  pointing 
out  shoals  of  minnows  everywhere  else  but  where 
his  companions  were  engaged.  However,  they 
managed  to  capture  a  few  monsters  of  the  deep, 
that  is  to  say,  a  couple  of  misguided  gudgeons, 
probably  dissipated  members  of  their  tribe,  and 


ODD    QUESTIONS.  137 

late  risers,  who  had  missed  their  proper  break- 
fasts. Ardent  as  I  am  with  the  rod  I  could  not 
enjoy  fishing  after  this  sort. 

To  be  in  this  tide  of  wandering  Britons,  and 
yet  to  look  at  them  and  listen  to  them  as  if  you 
were  distinct — this  is  a  post  full  of  interest  and 
amusement ;  and  if  you  can,  even  for  one  day, 
try  to  be  (at  least  in  thought)  a  Swiss  resident  or 
a  Parisian,  and  so  to  regard  the  English  around 
you  from  the  point  they  are  seen  from  by  the 
foreigners  whom  they  visit,  the  examination 
becomes  far  more  curious.  But  this  has  been 
done  by  many  clever  tourists,  who  have  written 
their  notes  with  more  or  less  humour,  and 
with  more  rather  than  less  severity;  so  I  shall 
not  attempt  to  analyse  the  strange  atoms  of 
the  flood  from  our  islands  which  overflows  the 
Continent  every  year. 

It  is  the  fashion  to  decry  three-fourths  of  this 
motley  company  as  "  snobs,"  "  spendthrifts,"  or 
"  greenhorns."  With  humble  but  firm  voice  I 
protest  against  this  unfairness ;  nor  can  I  help 
thinking  that  much  of  the  hard  criticism  pub- 
lished by  travellers  against  their  » fellows  is  a 
crooked  way  of  saying,  what  it  does  not  do  to 
assert  directly,  that  the  writer  has  at  any  rate 
met  some  travellers  inferior  to  himself. 

Of  course,  among  the  Englishmen  whom  I  met 


138  TALK-BOOKS. 

now  and  then  in  the  course  of  this  voyage  there 
were  some  strange  specimens,  and  their  remarks 
were  odd  enough,  when  alluding  to  the  canoe. 
One  said,  for  example,  "  Don't  you  think  it  would 
have  been  more  commodious  to  have  had  an 
attendant  with  you  to  look  after  your  luggage 
and  things  ?  "  The  most  obvious  answer  to  this 
was  probably  that  which  I  gave,  "  Not  for  me,  if 
he  was  to  be  in  the  boat ;  and  not  for  him,  if  he 
had  to  run  on  the  bank." 

Another  Englishman  at  home  asked  me  in  all 
seriousness  about  the  canoe  voyage,  "  Was  it  not 
a  great  waste  of  time  ?  "  And  when  I  inquired 
how  he  had  spent  his  vacation,  he  said,  "  Oh,  I 
was  all  the  time  at  Brighton  I " 

In  returning  once  more  to  English  conversa- 
tion, one  is  reminded  how  very  useless  and  un- 
practical are  all  the  "Talk-books"  published  to 
facilitate  the  traveller's  conversation  in  foreign 
languages.  Whether  they  are  meant  to  help  you 
in  French,  German,  Italian,  or  Spanish,  these 
little  books,  with  their  well-known  double  columns 
of  words  and  phrases,  and  their  "  Polite  Letter- 
writer  "  at  %e  end,  all  seem  to  be  equally  deter- 
mined to  force  words  upon  you  which  you  never 
will  need  to  use ;  while  the  things  you  are  always 
wanting  to  say  in  the  new  tongue  are  either  care- 
fully buried  among  colloquies  on  botany  or  pre- 


TALK-BOOKS.  139 

cious  stones,  or  among  philosophical  discussions 
about  metaphysics,  or  else  the  desirable  phrases 
are  not  in  the  book  at  all. 

This  need  of  a  brief  and  good  "  Talk-book " 
struck  me  particularly  when  I  had  carefully 
marked  in  my  German  one  all  the  pages  which 
would  never  be  required  in  the  tour,  so  that  I 
could  cut  them  out  as  an  unnecessary  addition  to 
the  weight  of  my  ship's  library.  Why,  the  little 
book,  when  thus  expurgated,  got  so  lamentably 
thin  that  the  few  pages  left  of  it,  as  just  possible 
to  be  useful,  formed  only  a  wretched  skeleton  of 
the  original  volume. 

Another  fault  of  these  books  is  that  half  the 
matter  in  them  is  made  up  of  what  the  imaginary 
chatting  foreigner  says  to  you,  the  unhappy 
Englishman,  and  this  often  in  long  phrases,  or 
even  in  set  speeches. 

But  when,  in  actual  life,  the  real  foreigner 
speaks  to  you,  he  somehow  says  quite  a  different 
set  of  words  from  any  particular  phrases  you  see 
in  the  book,  and  you  cannot  make  out  his  mean- 
ing, because  it  does  not  correspond  with  anything 
you  have  learned. 

It  is  evident  that  a  dictionary  is  required  to  get 
at  the  English  meaning  of  what  is  said  to  you 
by  another ;  while  a  talk-book  will  suffice  for 
what  you  wish  to  say  to  him;  because  you 


140  MODEL    PHRASE    'BOOK. 

select  in  it  and  compose  from  it  before  you  utter 
any  particular  phrase. 

The  Danish  phrase-book  for  Norway  and  Sweden 
is  a  tolerably  good  one,  and  it  holds  in  a  short 
compass  all  the  traveller  wants;  but  I  think  a 
book  of  this  kind  for  each  of  the  other  principal 
languages  might  well  be  constructed  on  the  follow- 
ing basis. 

First,  let  us  have  the  expression  "  I  want,"  and 
then  the  English  substantives  most  used  in  travel 
talk,  arranged  in  alphabetical  order,  and  with 
their  foreign  equivalents.  Next,  put  the  request 
"Will  you,"  and  after  it  place  each  of  the  verbs 
of  action  generally  required  by  travellers.  Then 
set  forth  the  question,  "Does  the,"  with  a 
column  of  events  formed  by  a  noun,  verb,  and 
preposition  in  each,  such  as  "coach  stop  at," 
"  road  lead  to,"  "  steamer  start  from,"  &c. ; 
and,  lastly,  give  us  the  comprehensive  "  Is 
it,"  with  a  long  alphabetical  list  of  adjectives 
likely  to  be  employed.  Under  these  four  heads, 
with  two  pages  of  adverbs  and  numerals,  I  think 
that  the  primary  communications  with  a  foreigner 
can  be  comprised ;  and  as  for  conversations  with 
him  on  special  subjects,  such  as  politics,  or  art, 
or  scenery,  these  are  practically  not  likely  to  be 
attempted  unless  you  learn  his  language,  and  not 
merely  some  of  its  most  necessary  words ;  but  this 


MODEL  PHRASE  BOOK.  141 

study  of  language  is  not  the  purpose  for  which 
you  get  a  talk-book. 

Having  now  delivered  a  homily  on  international 
talking,  it  is  time  to  be  on  the  move  again. 


CHAPTER  VIII. 


Sailing  on  Lucerne — Seeburg — River  scenes  —Night  and 
snow — The  Reuss — A  dear  dinner — Seeing  a  rope — 
Passing  a  fall — Bremgarten  rapids. 

WHEN  the  steamer  at  Imyn  had  embarked  the 
three  sportsmen,  and  the  little  pier  was  quiet,  we 
got  a  cart  out  for  the  Rob  Roy,  and  bargained  to 
have  it  rumbled  over  the  hill  to  the  Lake  of  Lucerne 
for  the  sum  of  five  francs — it  is  only  half-an- 
hour's  walk.  The  landlord  himself  came  as  driver, 
for  he  was  fully  interested  about  the  canoe,  and 
he  did  not  omit  to  let  people  know  his  sentiments 
on  the  subject  all  along  the  way,  even  calling  out 
to  the  men  plucking  fruit  in  the  apple-trees, 
who  had  perhaps  failed  to  notice  the  phenomenon 
which  was  passing  on  the  road  beneath  them. 
There  was  a  permanent  joke  on  such  occasions, 
and,  oddly  enough,  it  was  used  by  the  drivers  in 
Germany  as  well  as  in  Switzerland,  and  was  of 
course  original  and  spontaneous  with  each  of 
them  as  they  called  out,  "  Going  to  America !  " 
and  then  chuckled  at  the  brilliant  remark. 

The  village  we  came  to  on  Lucerne  was  the 


ON    LAKE    LUCERNE.  143 

well-known  Kussnacht,  that  is,  one  of  the  well- 
known  Kussnachts,  for  there  are  plenty  of  these 
honeymoon  towns  in  Central  Europe ;  and  with 
the  customary  assembly  of  quidnuncs,  eloquently 
addressed  this  time  by  the  landlord-driver,  the 
canoe  was  launched  on  another  lake,  perhaps  the 
prettiest  lake  in  the  world. 

Like  other  people,  and  at  other  times,  I  had 
traversed  this  beautiful  water  of  the  Four  Cantons, 
but  those  only  who  have  seen  it  well  by  steamer 
and  by  walking,  so  as  to  know  how  it  juts  in  and 
winds  round  in  intricate  geography,  can  imagine 
how  much  better  you  may  follow  and  grasp  its 
beauties  by  searching  them  out  alone  and  in  a  canoe. 

For  thus  I  could  penetrate  all  the  wooded 
nooks,  and  dwell  on  each  view-point,  and  visit  the 
rocky  islets,  and  wait  long,  longer — as  long  as  I 
pleased  before  some  lofty  berg,  while  the  ground- 
swell  gently  undulated,  and  the  passing  cloud 
shaded  the  hill  with  grey,  and  the  red  flag  of  a 
steamer  fluttered  in  a  distant  sunbeam,  and  the 
plash  of  a  barge's  oar  broke  on  the  boatman's 
song;  everything  around  changing  just  a  little, 
and  the  stream  of  inward  thought  and  admiration 
changing  too  as  it  flowed,  but,  all  the  time,  and 
when  the  eye  came  back  to  it  again,  there  was  the 
grand  mountain  still  the  same, 

"  Like  Teneriffe  or  Atlas  unremoved." 


144  STEAMER'S  SWELL. 

How  cool  the  snow  looked  up  there  aloft  even  in 
the  heat  of  summer !  and,  to  come  down  again  to 
one's  level  on  the  water,  how  lively  the  steamer 
was  with  the  music  of  its  band  and  the  quick 
beat  of  its  wheels  curling  up  white  foam.  Let  us 
speed  to  meet  it  and  to  get  a  tossing  in  the  swell, 
while  Jones  and  Smith,  under  the  awning,  cry 
out,  "Why,  to  be  sure,  that's  the  Rob  Roy 
canoe/'  and  Mrs.  Jones  and  the  three  Miss 
Smiths  all  lift  up  their  heads  from  their  "  Mur- 
ray s,"  where  they  have  been  diligently  reading 
the  history  of  Switzerland  from  A.D.  1682,  and 
then  the  description  in  words  of  all  the  scenery 
around,  although  they  have  suffered  its  speaking 
realities  in  mountain,  wood,  and  lake  to  pass 
unnoticed. 

As  I  was  quite  fresh  (having  worked  chiefly  the 
sails  on  Zug)  and  now  in  good  "  training,"  so  as 
to  get  on  very  comfortably  with  ten  or  twelve 
hours'  rowing  in  the  day,  I  spent  it  all  in  seeing 
this  inexhaustible  Lake  of  Lucerne,  and  yet  felt 
that  at  least  a  dozen  new  pictures  had  been  left 
unseen  in  this  rich  volume  of  the  book  of 
nature. 

But  as  this  book  had  no  page  in  it  about  quarters 
for  the  night  it  was  time  to  consider  these 
homely  affairs,  and  to  look  out  for  an  hotel; 
not  one  of  the  big  barracks  for  Englishmen 


BATH    AND    MUSIC.  145 

spoken  of  before,  but  some  quiet  place  where 
one  could  stop  for  Sunday.  Coming  suddenly 
then  round  a  shady  point,  behold  the  very 
place !  But  can  it  be  an  hotel  ?  Yes,  there  is  the 
name,  "  Seeburg."  Is  it  quiet  ?  Observe  the 
shady  walks.  Bathing  ?  Why,  there  is  a  bath 
in  the  lake  at  the  end  of  the  garden.  Fishing 
At  least  four  rods  are  stretched  over  the  reeds  by 
hopeful  hands,  and  with  earnest  looks  behind, 
watching  for  the  faintest  nibble. 

Let  us  run  boldly  in.  Ten  minutes,  and  the 
boat  is  safely  in  a  shed,  and  its  captain  well 
housed  in  an  excellent  room ;  and,  having  ordered 
dinner,  it  was  delicious  to  jump  into  the  lake  for 
a  swim,  all  hot  with  the  hot  day's  work,  and  to 
stretch  away  out  to  the  deep,  and  circle  round 
and  round  in  these  limpid  waters,  with  a  nice 
little  bath-room  to  come  back  to,  and  fresh  dry 
clothes  to  put  on.  In  the  evening  we  had  very 
pretty  English  music,  a  family  party  improvised 
in  an  hour,  and  broken  up  for  a  moonlight  walk, 
while,  all  this  time  (one  fancied),  in  the  big  hotel 
of  the  town  the  guests  were  in  stiflp  coteries,  or 
each  set  retired  to  its  sitting-room,  and  lamenting 
how  unsociable  everybody  else  had  become. 

I  never  was  more  comfortable  than  here,  with 
a  few  English  families  "  en  pension/'  luxuriating 
for  the  sum  of  six  francs  per  day,  and  an  old 
L 


146  RIVER   REUSS. 

Russian  General,  most  warlike  and  courteous, 
who  would  chat  with  you  by  the  hour,  on  the  seat 
under  the  shady  chestnut,  and  smiled  at  the  four 
persevering  fishermen  whose  bag  consisted,  I 
believe,  of  three  bites,  one  of  them  allowed  on  all 
hands  to  have  been  bond  fide. 

Then  on  Sunday  we  went  to  Lucerne,  to  church, 
where  a  large  congregation  listened  to  a  very 
good  sermon  from  the  well-known  Secretary  of  the 
Society  for  Colonial  and  Continental  Churches. 
At  least  every  traveller,  if  not  every  home-stayed 
Englishman,  ought  to  support  this  Association, 
because  it  many  times  supplies  just  that  food  and 
rest  which  the  soul  needs  s6  much  on  a  Sunday 
abroad,  when  the  pleasures  of  foreign  travel  are 
apt  to  make  only  the  mind  and  body  constitute  the 
man. 

I  determined  to  paddle  from  Lucerne  by  the 
river  Reuss,  which  flows  out  of  the  lake  and 
through  the  town.  This  river  is  one  of  four — the 
Rhine,  Rhone,  Reuss,  and  Ticino,  which  all  rise 
near  together  in  the  neighbourhood  of  the  St. 
Gothard ;  and  yet,  while  one  flows  into  the  German 
ocean,  another  falls  into  the  Mediterranean,  both 
between  them  having  first  made  nearly  the  compass 
of  Switzerland. 

The  walking  tourist  comes  often  upon  .the  rapid 
Reuss  as  it  staggers  and  tumbles  among  the  Swiss 


NIGHT   AND    SNOW.  147 

mountains.  To  me  it  had  a  special  interest,  for  I 
once  ascended  the  Galenhorn  over  the  glaciers  it 
starts  from,  and  with  only  a  useless  guide,  who  lost 
his  head  and  then  lost  his  way,  and  then  lost  his 
temper  and  began  to  cry.  We  groped  about 
in  a  fog  until  snow  began  to  fall,  and  the 
snowstorm  lasted  for  six  hours — a  weary  time 
spent  by  us  wandering  in  the  dark  and  without 
food.  At  length  we  were  discovered  by  some 
people  sent  out  with  lights  to  search  for  the 
benighted  pleasure-seeker. 

The  Reuss  has  many  cascades  and  torrent  gorges 
as  it  runs  among  the  rough  crags,  and  it  falls 
nearly  6,000  feet  before  it  reaches  the  Lake  of 
Lucerne,  this  lake  itself  being  still  1,400  feet 
above  the  sea. 

A  gradual  current  towards  the  end  of  the  lake 
entices  you  under  the  bridge  where  the  river  starts 
again  on  its  course,  at  first  gently  enough,  and 
as  if  it  never  could  get  fierce  and  hoarse-voiced 
when  it  has  taken  you  miles  away  into  the  woods 
and  can  deal  with  you  all  alone. 

The  map  showed  the  Heuss  flowing  into  the 
Aar,  but  I  could  learn  nothing  more  about  either 
of  these  rivers,  except  that  an  intelligent  man 
said,  "The  Reuss  is  a  mere  torrent,"  while 
another  recounted  how  a  man  some  years  ago 
went  on  the  Aar  in  a  boat,  and  was  taken  up 
L  2 


148  SINGING    WATER. 

by  the  police  and  punished  for  thus  perilling 
his  life. 

Deducting  from  these  statements  the  usual  50 
per  cent,  for  exaggeration,  everything  appeared 
satisfactory,  so  I  yielded  my  boat  to  the  current, 
and,  at  parting,  waved  my  yellow  paddle  to  certain 
fair  friends  who  had  honoured  me  with  their 
countenance,  and  who  were  now  assembled  on 
the  bridge.  After  this  a  few  judicious  strokes 
took  the  Rob  Hoy  through  the  town  and  past  the 
pleasant  environs,  and  we  were  now  again  upon 
running  water. 

The  current,  after  a  quiet  beginning,  soon  put 
on  a  sort  of  "  business  air,"  as  if  it  did  not  mean  to 
dally,  and  rapidly  got  into  quick  time,  threading 
a  devious  course  among  the  woods,  hayfields,  and 
vineyards,  and  it  seemed  not  to  murmur  (as 
streams  always  do),  but  to  sing  with  buoyant 
exhilaration  in  the  fresh  brightness  of  the  morn. 

It  certainly  was  a  change,  from  the  sluggish 
feeling  of  dead  water  in  the  lakes  to  the  lively 
tremulous  thrilling  of  a  rapid  river  like  the  Reuss, 
which,  in  many  places,  is  as  wide  as  the  Rhine 
at  Schaffhausen.  It  is  a  wild  stream,  too  fast 
for  navigation,  and  therefore  the  villages  are  not 
built  on  the  banks,  and  there  are  no  boats,  and 
the  lonely,  pathless,  forest-covered  banks  are  some- 
times bleak  enough  when  seen  from  the  water. 


AM   I    RIGHT  ?  149 

For  some  miles  it  was  easy  travelling,  the 
water  being  seldom  less  than  two  feet  deep,  and 
with  rocks  readily  visible  by  the  eddy  bubbling 
about  them,  because  they  were  sharp  and  jagged. 
It  is  the  long  smooth  and  round-topped  rock 
which  is  most  treacherous  in  a  fast  river,  for  the 
spray  which  the  current  throws  round  such  a  rock 
is  often  not  different  from  an  ordinary  wave. 

Now  and  then  the  stream  was  so  swift  that 
I  was  afraid  of  losing  my  straw  hat,  simply  from 
the  breeze  created  by  great  speed — for  it  was 
a  day  without  wind. 

It  cannot  be  concealed  that  continuous  physical 
enjoyment  such  as  this  tour  presented  is  a  danger- 
ous luxury  if  it  be  not  properly  used.  When 
I  thought  of  the  hospitals  of  London,  of  the  herds 
of  squalid  poor  in  foetid  alleys,  of  the  pale-faced 
ragged  boys,  and  the  vice,  sadness,  pain,  and 
poverty  we  are  sent  to  do  battle  with  if  we  be 
Christian  soldiers,  I  could  not  help  asking,  "  Am 
I  right  in  thus  enjoying  such  comfort,  such 
scenery,  such  health?"  Certainly  not  right, 
unless  to  get  vigour  of  thought  and  hand,  and 
freshened  energy  of  mind,  and  larger  thankfulness 
and  wider  love,  and  so,  with  all  the  powers  re- 
cruited, to  enter  the  field  again  more  eager  and 
able  to  be  useful. 

In  the  more  lonely  parts  of  the  Eeuss  the  trees 


150  A    DEAR    DINNER. 

were  in  dense  thickets  to  the  water's  edge,  and 
the  wild  ducks  fluttered  out  from  them  with  a 
splash,  and  some  larger  birds  like  bustards  often 
hovered  over  the  canoe.  I  think  among  the  flying 
companions  I  noticed  also  the  bunting,  or  "ammer  " 
(from  which  German  word  comes  our  English 
"  yellow  hammer  "),  wood-pigeons,  and  very  beau- 
tiful hawks.  The  herons  and  kingfishers  were 
here  as  well,  but  not  so  many  of  them  as  on  the 
Danube. 

Nothing  particular  occurred,  although  it  was 
a  pleasant  morning's  work,  until  we  got  through 
the  bridge  at  Imyl,  where  an  inn  was  high  up 
on  the  bank.  The  ostler  helped  me  to  carry  the 
boat  into  the  stable,  and  the  landlady  audaciously 
charged  me  4s.  6d.  for  my  first  dinner  (I  always 
had  two  dinners  on  full  working  days),  being 
pretty  sure  that  she  need  not  expect  her  customer 
to  stop  there  again. 

The  navigation  after  this  began  to  be  more 
interesting,  with  gravel  banks  and  big  stones  to 
avoid,  and  a  channel  to  be  chosen  from  among 
several,  and  the  wire  ropes  of  the  ferries  stretched 
tightly  across  the  river  requiring  to  be  noticed 
with  proper  respect. 

You  may  have  observed  how  difficult  it  is,  some- 
times, to  see  a  rope  when  it  is  stretched  and  quite 
horizontal,  or  at  any  rate  how  hard  it  is  to 


INVISIBLE    ROPE.  151 

judge  correctly  of  its  distance  from  your  eye. 
This  can  be  well  noticed  in  walking  by  the  sea- 
shore among  fishing-boats  moored  on  the  beach, 
when  you  will  sometimes  even  knock  your  nose 
against  a  taut  hawser  before  you  are  aware  that 
it  is  so  close. 

This  is  caused  by  the  fact  that  the  mind 
estimates  the  distance  of  an  object  partly  by 
comparing  the  two  views  of  its  surface  obtained 
by  the  two  eyes  respectively,  and  which  views 
are  not  quite  the  same,  but  differ,  just  as  the  two 
pictures  prepared  for  the  stereoscope.  Each  eye 
sees  a  little  round  one  side  of  the  object,  and  the 
solid  look  of  the  object  and  its  distance  are 
thus  before  the  mind. 

Now  when  the  rope  is  horizontal  the  eyes  do 
not  see  round  the  two  sides  in  this  manner,  though 
if  the  head  is  leant  sideways  it  will  be  found  that 
the  illusion  referred  to  no  longer  appears. 

Nor  is  it  out  of  place  to  inquire  thus  at  length 
into  this  matter,  for  I  can  assure  you  that  one 
or  two  blunt  slaps  on  the  head  from  these  ropes 
across  a  river  make  it  at  least  interesting  if  not 
pleasant  to  examine  "  the  reason  why."  And 
now  we  have  got  the  philosophy  of  the  thing,  let 
us  leave  the  ropes  behind. 

The  actual  number  of  miles  in  a  day's  work  is 
much  influenced  by  the  number  of  waterfalls  or 


152 


SHIRKING   A    FALL. 


Shirking  a  Fall." 


artificial  barriers  which  are  too  dry  or  too  high 
to  allow  the  canoe  to  float  over  them. 

In  all  such  cases,  of  course,  I  had  to  get  out 
and  to  drag  the  boat  round  by  the  fields,  as  has 
been  already  described  (p.  80) ;  or  to  lower  her 
carefully  among  the  rocks,  as  is  shown  in  the 
accompanying  sketch,  which  represents  the  usual 
appearance  of  this  part  of  the  day's  proceedings. 


STEEPS.  153 

Although  this  sort  of  work  was  a  change  of 
posture,  and  brought  into  play  new  muscular 
action,  yet  the  strain  sometimes  put  on  the  limbs 
by  the  weight  of  the  boat,  and  the  great  caution 
required  where  there  was  only  slippery  footing, 
made  these  barriers  to  be  regarded  on  the  whole 
as  bores. 

Full  soon  however  we  were  to  forget  such 
trifling  troubles,  for  more  serious  work  impended. 

The  river  banks  suddenly  assumed  a  new  cha- 
racter. They  were  steep  and  high,  and  their 
height  increased  as  we  advanced  between  the  two 
upright  walls  of  stratified  gravel  and  boulders. 

A  full  body  of  water  ran  here,  the  current  being 
of  only  ordinary  force  at  its  edges,  where  it  was 
interrupted  by  rocks,  stones,  and  shingle,  and 
was  thus  twisted  into  eddies  innumerable. 

To  avoid  these  entanglements  at  the  sides,  it 
seemed  best,  on  the  whole,  to  keep  the  boat 
in  mid-channel,  though  the  breakers  were  far 
more  dangerous  there,  in  the  full  force  of  the 
stream. 

I  began  to  think  that  this  must  be  the  "  hard 
place  coming/'  which  a  wise  man  farther  up 
the  river  had  warned  me  was  quite  too  much  for 
so  small  a  boat,  unless  in  flood  times,  when  fewer 
rocks  would  be  in  the  way.  In  reply,  I  had  told 
him  that  when  we  got  near  such  a  place  I  would 


154  GRIM    NOISES. 

pull  out  my  boat  and  drag  it  along  the  bank,  if 
requisite.  To  this  he  said,  "  Ah  !  but  the  banks 
are  a  hundred  feet  high."  So  I  had  mentally 
resolved  (but  entirely  forgot)  to  stop  in  good 
time  and  to  climb  up  the  rocks  and  investigate 
matters  ahead  before  going  into  an  unknown  run 
of  broken  water. 

Such  plans  are  very  well  in  theory,  but  some- 
how the  approach  to  these  rapids  was  so  gradual, 
and  the  mind  was  so  much  occupied  in  overcoming 
the  particular  difficulty  of  each  moment,  that 
no  opportunity  occurred  for*  rest  or  reflection. 
The  dull  heavy  roar  round  the  corner  got  louder 
as  the  Rob  Roy  neared  the  great  bend.  For 
here  the  river  makes  a  turn  round  the  whole 
of  a  letter  S,  in  fact  very  nearly  in  a  complete 
figure  of  8,  and  in  wheeling  thus  it  glides 
over  a  sloping  ledge  of  flat  rocks,  spread 
obliquely  athwart  the  stream  for  a  hundred  feet 
on  either  hand,  and  just  a  few  inches  below  the 
surface. 

The  canoe  was  swept  over  this  singular  place 
by  the  current,  its  keel  and  sides  grinding  and 
bumping  on  the  stones,  and  sliding  on  the  soft 
moss  which  here  made  the  rock  so  slippery  and 
black. 

The  progress  was  aided  by  sundry  pushes  and 
jerks  at  proper  times,  but  we  advanced  altogether 


RAPIDS    OF    THE    REUSS.  155 

in  a  clumsy,  helpless  style,  until  at  length  there 
came  in  sight  the  great  white  ridge  of  tossing 
foam  where  the  din  was  great,  and  a  sense  of 
excitement  and  confusion  filled  the  mind. 

I  was  quite  conscious  that  the  sight  before  me 
was  made  to  look  worse  because  of  the  noise 
around,  and  by  the  feeling  of  the  loneliness  and 
powerlessness  of  a  puny  man  struggling  in  a 
waste  of  breakers,  where  to  strike  a  single  one 
was  sure  to  upset  the  boat. 

From  the  nature  of  the  place,  too,  it  was 
evident  that  it  would  be  difficult  to  save  the 
canoe  by  swimming  alongside  it  when  capsized 
or  foundered,  and  yet  it  was  utterly  impossible 
now  to  stop. 

Right  in  front,  and  in  the  middle,  I  saw  the 
well-known  wave  which  is  always  raised  when  a 
main  stream  converges,  as  it  rushes  down  a 
narrow  neck.  The  depression  or  trough  of  this 
was  about  two  feet  below,  and  the  crest  four 
feet  above  the  level,  so  the  height  of  the  wave 
was  about  six  feet. 

Though  rather  tall  it  was  very  thin  and  sharp- 
featured,  and  always  stationary  in  position,  though 
the  water  composing  it  was  going  at  a  tremen- 
dous pace.  After  this  wave  there  was  another 
smaller  one,  as  frequently  happens. 

It  was  not  the  height  of  the  wave  that   gave 


156  THE    CENTRAL   WAVE. 

any  concern ;  had  it  been  at  sea  the  boat  would 
rise  over  any  lofty  billow,  but  here  the  wave 
stood  still,  and  the  canoe  was  to  be  impelled 
against  it  with  all  the  force  of  a  mighty  stream, 
and  so  it  must  go  through  the  body  of  water, 
for  it  could  not  have  time  to  rise. 

And  so  the  question  remained,  "  What  is  behind 
that  wave  ?"  for  if  it  is  a  rock  then  this  is  the 
last  hour  of  the  Rob  Roy.* 

The  boat  plunged  headlong  into  the  shining 
mound  of  water  as  I  clenched  my  teeth  and 
clutched  my  paddle.  We  saw  her  sharp  prow 
deeply  buried,  and  then  (I  confess)  my  eyes 
were  shut  involuntarily,  and  before  she  could  rise 
the  mass  of  solid  water  struck  me  with  a  heavy 
blow  full  in  the  breast,  closing  round  my  neck  as 
if  cold  hands  gripped  me,  and  quite  taking  away 
my  breath. f 

Vivid  thoughts  coursed  through  the  brain  in 

*  I  had  not  then  acquired  the  knowledge  of  a  valuable 
fact,  that  a  sharp  wave  of  this  kind  never  has  a  rock 
behind  it.  A  sharp  wave  requires  free  water  at  its  rear, 
and  it  is  therefore  in  the  safest  part  of  the  river  so  far  as 
concealed  dangers  are  concerned.  This  at  least  was  the 
conclusion  come  to  after  frequent  observation  afterwards 
of  many  such  places. 

+  See  a  faithful  representation  of  this  incident,  so  far 
as  relates  to  the  water,  in  the  Frontispiece. 


DRENCHED.  157 

this  exciting  moment,  but  another  slap  from  the 
lesser  wave,  and  a  whirl  round  in  the  eddy  below, 
told  that  the  battle  was  over  soon,  and  the  little 
boat  slowly  rose  from  under  a  load  of  water, 
which  still  covered  my  arms,  and  then,  trembling, 
and  as  if  stunned  by  the  heavy  shock,  she  staggered 
to  the  shore.  The  river  too  had  done  its  worst, 
and  it  seemed  now  to  draw  off  from  hindering  us, 
and  so  I  clung  to  a  rock  to  rest  for  some  minutes, 
panting  with  a  tired  thrilling  of  nervousness  and 
gladness  strangely  mingled. 

Although  the  weight  of  water  had  been  so 
heavy  on  my  body  and  legs,  very  little  of  it  had 
got  inside  under  the  waterproof  covering,  for  the 
whole  affair  was  done  in  a  few  seconds,  and 
though  everything  in  front  was  completely 
drenched  up  to  my  necktie,  the  back  of  my  coat 
was  scarcely  wet.  Most  fortunately  I  had  re- 
moved the  flag  from  its  usual  place  about  an  hour 
before,  and  thus  it  was  preserved  from  being 
swept  away. 

Well,  now  it  is  over,  and  we  are  rested,  and 
begin  with  a  fresh  start ;  for  there  is  still  some 
work  to  do  in  threading  a  way  among  the  breakers. 
The  main  point,  however,  has  been  passed,  and 
the  difficulties  after  it  look  small,  though  at  other 
times  they  might  receive  attention. 

Here  is  our  resting-place,  the  old  Roman  town 


158  BREMGARTEN. 

of  Bremgarten,  which  is  built  in  a  hollow  of  this 
very  remarkable  serpent  bend  of  the  rapid  Reuss. 
The  houses  are  stuck  on  the  rocks,  and  abut  on 
the  river  itself,  and  as  the  stream  bore  me  past 
these  I  clung  to  the  doorstep  of  a  washerwoman's 
house,  and  pulled  my  boat  out  of  the  water  into 
her  very  kitchen,  to  the  great  amusement  and 
surprise  of  the  worthy  lady,  who  wondered  still 
more  when  I  hauled  the  canoe  again  through  the 
other  side  of  her  room  until  it  fairly  came  out  to 
the  street  behind ! 

It  must  have  astonished  the  people  to  see  a 
canoe  thus  suddenly  appearing  on  their  quiet 
pavement.  They  soon  crowded  round  and  bore 
her  to  the  hotel,  which  was  a  moderately  bad  one. 
Next  morning  the  bill  was  twelve  francs,  nearly 
double  its  proper  amount ;  and  thus  we  en- 
countered in  one  day  the  only  two  extortionate 
innkeepers  met  with  at  all.* 

This  quaint  old  place,  with  high  walls  and  a 
foss,  and  several  antiquities,  was  well  worth  the 
inspection  of  my  early  morning  walk  next  day, 
and  then  the  Eob  Eoy  was  ordered  to  the  door. 

*  However,  I  made  the  landlord  here  take  eight  francs 
as  a  compromise. 


CHAPTER  IX. 

Hunger — Music  at  the  mill — Sentiment  and  chops— Eiver 
Limmat — Fixed  on  a  fall — On  the  river  Aar — The 
Ehine  again — Douaniers — Falls  of  Lauffenburg— The 
cow  cart. 

THE  wetting  and  excitement  of  yesterday  made 
me  rather  stiff  in  beginning  again;  and  anon, 
when  a  rushing  sound  was  heard  in  front  I  was 
aware  of  a  new  anxiety  as  to  whether  this  might 
not  mean  the  same  sort  of  rough  work  as  yester- 
day's over  again,  whereas  hitherto  this  sound 
of  breakers  to  come  had  always  promised  nothing 
but  pleasure.  However,  things  very  soon  came 
back  to  their  old  way,  a  continuous  and  varied 
enjoyment  from  morning  to  night. 

The  river  was  rapid  again,  but  with  no  really 
difficult  places.  I  saw  one  raft  in  course  of  pre- 
paration, though  there  were  not  many  boats,  for 
as  the  men  there  said,  "  How  could  we  get  boats 
up  that  stream  ?  " 

The  villages  near  the  river  were  often  so  high 
up  on  lofty  cliffs,  or  otherwise  unsuitable,  that  I 
went  on  for  some  miles  trying  in  vain  to  fix  on 


160  HUNGER. 

one  for  my  (No.  1)  dinner.  Each  bend  of  the 
winding  water  held  out  hopes  that  down  there  at 
last,  or  round  that  bluff  cape  at  farthest,  there 
must  be  a  proper  place  to  breakfast.  But  when  it 
was  now  long  past  the  usual  hour,  and  the  shores 
got  less  inhabited  and  hunger  more  imperative, 
we  determined  to  land  at  a  mill  which  overhung 
the  stream  in  a  picturesque  spot. 

I  landed  unobserved.  This  was  a  blunder  in 
diplomacy,  for  the  canoe  was  always  good  as 
credentials ;  but  I  climbed  up  the  bank  and 
through  the  garden,  and  found  the  hall  door 
open ;  so  I  walked  timidly  into  a  large,  comfort- 
able house,  leaving  my  paddle  outside  lest  it 
might  be  regarded  as  a  bludgeon.  I  had  come  as 
a  beggar,  not  a  burglar. 

The  chords  of  a  piano,  well  struck  and  by  firm 
fingers,  led  me  towards  the  drawing-room ;  for 
to  hear  music  is  almost  to  make  sure  of  welcome 
in  a  house,  and  it  was  so  now. 

My  bows  and  reverences  scarcely  softened  the 
exceedingly  strange  appearance  I  must  have  made 
as  an  intruder,  clothed  in  universal  flannel,  and 
offering  ten  thousand  apologies  in  French,  Ger- 
man, and  English  for  thus  dropping  down  from 
the  clouds,  that  is  to  say,  climbing  up  from  the 
water. 

The   young   miller  rose  from  the  piano,  and 


MAIDS    OF    THE    MILL.  161 

bowed.  His  fair  sister  stopped  her  sweet  song,  and 
blushed.  For  my  part,  being  only  a  sort  of 
"  casual,"  I  modestly  asked  for  bread  and  wine, 
and  got  hopelessly  involved  in  an  effort  to  ex- 
plain how  I  had  come  by  the  river  unperceived. 
The  excessive  courtesy  of  my  new  friends  was 
embarrassing,  and  was  further  complicated  by  the 
arrival  of  another  young  lady,  even  more  sur- 
prised and  hospitable. 

Quickly  the  refreshments  were  set  on  the  table, 
and  the  miller  sealed  the  intimacy  by  lighting  his 
ample  pipe.  Our  conversation  was  of  the  most 
lively  and  unintelligible  character,  and  soon 
lapsed  into  music,  when  Beethoven  and  Goss 
told  all  we  had  to  say  in  chants  and  symphonies. 

The  inevitable  sketch-book  whiled  away  a  good 
hour,  till  the  ladies  were  joined  by  a  third  damsel, 
and  the  adventures  of  Ulysses  had  to  be  told  to 
three  Penelopes  at  once.  The  miller's  party 
became  humorous  to  a  degree,  and  they  resisted 
all  my  efforts  to  get  away,  even  when  the  family 
dinner  was  set  on  the  board,  and  the  domestic 
servants  and  farm-labourers  came  in  to  seat  them- 
selves at  a  lower  table.  This  was  a  picture  of 
rural  life  not  soon  to  be  forgotten. 

The  stately  grandmamma  of  the  mansion  now 
advanced,  prim  and  stiff,  and  with  dignity  and 
matronly  grace  entreated  the  stranger  to  join  their 
M 


162  GRANDMAMMA. 

company.  The  old  oak  furniture  was  lightened 
by  a  hundred  little  trifles  worked  by  the  women, 
or  collected  by  the  tasteful  diligence  of  their 
brother ;  and  the  sun  shone,  and  the  mill  went 
round,  and  the  river  rolled  by,  and  all  was  kind- 
ness, "because  you  are  an  Englishman." 

The  power  of  the  Cims  Romamis  is  far  better 
shown  when  it  draws  forth  kindness,  than  when 
it  compels  fear.  But  as  respects  the  formal  in- 
vitation it  would  not  do  to  stop  and  eat,  and  it 
would  not  do  to  stop  and  not  eat,  or  to  make  the 
potatoes  get  cold,  or  the  granddames'  dinner  too 
late ;  so  I  must  go,  even  though  the  girls  had 
playfully  hidden  my  luggage  to  keep  the  guest 
among  them. 

The  whole  party,  therefore,  adjourned  to  the 
little  nook  where  my  boat  had  been  left  concealed  ; 
and  when  they  caught  sight  of  its  tiny  form,  and 
its  little  fluttering  flag,  the  young  ladies  screamed 
with  delight  and  surprise,  clapping  their  hands 
and  waving  adieux  as  we  paddled  away. 

I  left  this  happy,  pleasant  scene  with  mingled 
feelings,  and  tried  to  think  out  what  was  the 
daily  life  in  this  sequestered  mill;  and  if  my 
paddling  did  for  a  time  become  a  little  sentimental, 
it  may  be  pardoned  by  travellers  who  have  come 
among  kind  friends  where  they  expected  perhaps 
a  cold  rebuif. 


SENTIMENTAL.  163 

The  romantic  effect  of  all  this  was  to  make  me 
desperately  hungry,  for  be  it  known  that  bread 
and  wine  and  Beethoven  will  not  do  to  dine  upon 
if  you  are  rowing  forty  miles  in  the  sun.  So  it 
must  be  confessed  that  when  an  hour  afterwards 
I  saw  an  auberge  by  the  water's  edge  it  became 
necessary  to  stifle  my  feelings  by  ordering  an 
omelette  and  two  chops. 

The  table  was  soon  spread  under  a  shady  pear- 
tree  just  by  the  water,  and  the  Rob  Roy  rested 
gently  on  the  ripples  at  my  feet. 

The  pleasures  of  this  sunny  hour  of  well-earned 
repose,  freshened  by  a  bunch  of  grapes  and  a  pear 
plucked  from  above  my  head,  were  just  a  little 
troubled  by  a  slight  apprehension  that  some  day 
the  miller's  sister  might  come  by  and  hear  how 
had  been  comforted  my  lacerated  heart. 

Again  "  to  boat,"  and  down  by  the  shady  trees, 
under  the  towering  rocks,  over  the  nimble  rapids, 
and  winding  among  orchards,  vineyards,  and 
wholesome  scented  hay,  the  same  old  story  of 
constant  varied  pleasure. 

The  hills  were  in  front  now,  and  their  contour 
showed  that  some  rivers  were  to  join  company 
with  the  Reuss,  which  here  rolled  on  a  fine  broad 
stream,  like  the  Thames  at  Putney.  Presently 
the  Limmat  flowed  in  at  one  side,  and  at  the 
other  the  river  Aar,  which  last  then  gives  the 
M  2 


164  THE    LIMMAT    AND    THE    AAR. 

name  to  all  the  three,  though  it  did  not  appear  to 
be  the  largest. 

This  is  not  the  only  Aar  among  the  rivers,  but 
it  is  the  "old  original  Aar,"  which  Swiss  travellers 
regard  as  an  acquaintance  after  they  have  seen  it 
dash  headlong  over  the  rocks  at  Handek. 

It  takes  its  rise  from  two  glaciers,  one  of  them 
the  Finster  Aar  glacier,  not  far  from  Grimsel; 
and  to  me  this  gave  it  a  special  interest,  for  I  had 
been  hard  pushed  once  in  the  wilds  near  that 
homely  Hospice. 

It  was  on  an  afternoon  some  years  ago,  when  I 
came  from  the  Furca,  by  the  Rhone  glacier  to 
the  foot  of  the  valley,- walking  with  two  Germans  ; 
and  as  they  were  rather  "muffs,"  and  meant  to 
stop  there,  I  thoughtlessly  set  off  alone  to  climb 
the  rocks  and  to  get  to  the  Grimsel  by  myself. 

This  is  easy  enough  in  daylight,  but  it  was  nearly 
six  o'clock  when  I  started,  and  late  in  September ; 
so  after  a  short  half-hour  of  mounting,  the  snow 
began  to  fall,  and  the  darkness  was  not  made  less 
by  the  white  flakes  drifting  across  it.  By  some 
happy  conjuncture  I  managed  to  scale  the  path- 
less mountain,  and  struck  on  a  little  stream  which 
had  often  to  be  forded  in  the  dark,  but  was 
always  leading  to  the  desired  valley. 

At  length  the  light  of  the  Hospice  shone  wel- 
come as  a  haven  to  steer  for,  and  I  soon  joined 


HARD    QUESTIONS.  165 

the  pleasant  English  guests  inside,  .and  bought 
a  pair  of  trousers  from,  the  waiter  at  3s.  6d.  for 
a  change  in  the  wet. 

But  paddling  on  the  Aar  had  no  great  danger 
where  we  met  it  now,  for  the  noisy,  brawling  tor- 
rent was  sobered  by  age,  and  after  much  knocking 
about  in  the  world  it  had  settled  into  a  steady  and 
respectable  river. 

A  few  of  my  friends,  the  snags,  were  however 
lodged  in  the  water  hereabouts,  and  as  they 
bobbed  their  heads  in  uneasy  beds,  and  the  river 
was  much  discoloured,  it  became  worth  while  to 
keep  a  sharp  lookout  for  them. 

The  "  river  tongue,"  explained  already  as 
consisting  of  sign  language  with  a  parallel  -com- 
ment in  loud  English,  was  put  to  a  severe  test  on 
a  wide  stream  like  this.  Consider,  for  example, 
how  you  could  best  ask  the  following  question 
(speaking  by  signs  and  English  only)  from  a  man 
who  is  on  the  bank  over  there  a  hundred  yards 
distant. 

"  Is  it  better  for  me  to  go  over  to  those  rocks, 
and  keep  on  the  left  of  that  island,  or  to  pull  my 
boat  out  at  these  stumps,  and  drag  her  on  land 
into  this  channel  ?  " 

One  comfort  is  the  man  made  out  my  meaning, 
for  did  he  not  answer,  "  Ya  vol"?  He  could  not 
have  done  more  had  we  both  learned  the  same 


166  MILL    WEIRS. 

language,  unless  indeed  lie  had  heard  what  I 
said. 

Mills  occurred  here  and  there.  Some  of 
these  had  the  waterwheel  simply  built  on  the 
river;  others  had  it  so  arranged  as  to  allow 
the  shaft  to  be  raised  or  lowered  to  suit  the 
varying  height  of  water  in  floods  and  droughts. 
Others  had  it  floating  on  barges.  Others,  again, 
had  a  half  weir  built  diagonally  across  part  of  the 
river ;  and  it  was  important  to  look  carefully  at 
this  wall  so  as  to  see  on  which  side  it  ought  to  be 
kept  in  selecting  the  best  course.  In  a  few  cases 
there  was  another  construction ;  two  half  weirs, 
converged  gradually  towards  the  middle  of  the 
river,  forming  a  letter  Y,  with  its  sharp  end 
turned  up  the  stream,  and  leaving  a  narrow 
opening  there,  through  which  a  torrent  flowed, 
with  rough  waves  dancing  merrily  in  the  pool 
below.  9 

I  had  to  "  shoot"  several  of  these,  and  at  other 
times  to  get  out  and  lower  the  boat  down  them, 
in  the  manner  explained  before. 

On  one  occasion  I  was  in  an  unaccountably 
careless  fit,  and  instead  of  first  examining  the 
depth  of  the  water  on  the  edge  of  the  little  fall,  I 
resolved  to  go  straight  at  it  and  take  my  chance. 

It  must  be  stated  that  while  a  depth  of  three 
inches  is  enough  for  the  canoe  to  float  in  when  all 


FIXED    FOR    FIVE    MINUTES.  167 

its  length  is  in  the  water,  the  same  depth  will  by 
no  means  suffice  at  the  upper  edge  of  a  fall.  For 
when  the  boat  arrives  there  the  fore  part,  say 
six  or  seven  feet  of  it,  projects  for  a  time  over  the 
fall  and  out  of  the  water,  and  is  merely  in  the  air, 
without  support,  so  that  the  centre  of  the  keel 
will  sink  at  least  six  or  seven  inches ;  and  if  there 
be  not  more  water  than  this  the  keel  catches  the 
crest  of  the  weir,  and  the  boat  will  then  stop,  and 
perhaps  swing  round,  after  which  it  must  fall  over 
sideways,  unless  considerable  dexterity  is  used  in 
the  management. 

Although  a  case  of  this  sort  had  occurred  to  me 
before,  I  got  again  into  the  same  predicament, 
which  was  made  far  more  puzzling  as  the  fore 
end  of  the  boat  went  under  a  rock  at  thr  *  °ttom 
of  the  fall,  and  thus  the  canoe  hung  upon  the  t^ge, 
and  would  go  neither  one  way  nor  another.*"  It 
would  also  have  been  very  difficult  to  get  out  of 
the  boat  in  this  position ;  for  to  jump  feet  fore- 
most would  have  broken  the  boat — to  plunge  in 
head  first  might  have  broken  my  head  on  the 
rocks  below. 

*  This  ad  venture  was  the  result  of  temporary  carelessness, 
while  that  at  the  rapids  was  the  result  of  impatience,  for  the 
passage  of  these  latter  could  probably  have  been  effected 
without  encountering  the  central  wave  had  an  hour  or  two 
been  spent  in  examining  the  place.  Let  not  any  tourist, 
then,  be  deterred  from  a  paddle  on  the  Beuss,  which  is  a 
perfectly  suitable  river,  with  no  unavoidable  dangers. 


168 


RIVEft    AAR. 


"  Pixed  on  the  fall." 

The  canoe  was  much  wrenched  in  my  struggles, 
which  ended,  however,  by  man  and  boat  tumbling 
down  sideways,  and,  marvellous  to  say,  quite 
safely  to  the  bottom. 

This  performance  was  not  one  to  be  proud  of. 
Surely  it  was  like  ingratitude  to  treat  the  Rob 
Roy  thus,  exposing  it  to  needless  risk  when  it 
had  carried  me  so  far  and  so  well. 

The  Aar  soon  flows  into  the  Rhine,  and  here  is 
our  canoe  on  old  Rhenus  once  more,  with  the 
town  of  Waldshut  ("  end  of  the  forest ")  leaning 
over  the  high  bank  to  welcome  us  near. 

There  is  a  lower  path  and  a  row  of  little  houses 


DOUANIERS.  169 

at  the  bottom  of  the  cliff,  past  which  the  Rhine 
courses  with  rapid  eddies  deep  and  strong.  Here 
an  old  fisherman  soon  spied  me,  and  roared  out  his 
biography  at  the  top  of  his  voice;  how  he  had 
been  a  courier  in  Lord  Somebody's  family ;  how 
he  had  journeyed  seven  years  in  Italy,  and  could 
fish  with  artificial  flies,  and  was  seventy  years 
old,  with  various  other  reasons  why  I  should  put 
my  boat  into  his  house. 

He  was  just  the  man  for  the  moment ;  but  first 
those  two  uniformed  douaniers  must  be  dealt  with, 
and  I  had  to  satisfy  their  dignity  by  paddling  up 
the  strong  current  to  their  lair ;  for  the  fly  had 
touched  the  spiders'  web  and  the  spiders  were  too 
grand  to  come  out  and  seize  it.  Good  humour, 
and  smiles,  and  a  little  judicious  irony  as  to  the 
absurd  notion  of  overhauling  a  canoe  which  could 
be  carried  on  your  back,  soon  made  them  release 
me,  if  only  to  uphold  their  own  dignity,  and  I 
left  the  boat  in  the  best  drawing-room  of  the 
ex-courier,  and  ascended  the  hill  to  the  hotel 
aloft. 

But  the  man  came  too,  and  he  had  found  time 
to  prepare  an  amended  report  of  the  boat's  journey 
for  the  worthy  landlord,  so,  as  usual,  there  was 
soon  everything  ready  for  comfort  and  good 
cheer. 

"Walclshut  is  made  up  of  one  wide  street  almost 


170  A    POCKET    CANOE. 

closed  at  the  end,  and  with,  pretty  gardens  about 
it,  and  a  fine  prospect  from  its  high  position; 
but  an  hour's  walk  appeared  to  exhaust  all  the 
town  could  show,  though  the  scenery  round  such 
a  place  is  not  to  be  done  with  in  this  brief 
manner. 

The  visitors  soon  came  to  hear  and  see  more 
nearly  what  the  newspapers  had  told  them  of  the 
canoe.  One  gentleman,  indeed,  seemed  to  expect 
me  to  unfold  the  boat  frosn  my  pocket,  for  a 
French  paper  had  spoken  about  a  man  going  over 
the  country  "with  a  canoe  under  his  arm."  The 
evening  was  enlivened  by  some  signals,  burned 
at  my  bedroom-window  to  lighten  up  the  street, 
which  little  entertainment  was  evidently  entirely 
new — to  the  "Waldshutians  at  least. 

Before  we  start  homewards  on  the  Hhine  with 
our  faces  due  West,  it  may  be  well  very  briefly 
to  give  the  log  bearings  and  direction  of  the 
canoe's  voyage  up  to  this  point. 

First,  by  the  Thames,  July  29,  E.  (East),  to 
Shoeburyness,  thence  to  Sheerness,  S.  From 
that  by  rail  to  Dover^  and  by  steamer  to  Ostend, 
and  rail  again,  Aug.:7,  to  the  Meuse,  along  which 
the  course  was  nearly  E.,  until  its  turn  into 
Holland,  N.E.  Then,  Aug.  11,  to  the  Rhine, 
S.E.,  and  ascending  it  nearly  S.,  until  at  Frank- 
fort, Aug.  17,  we  go  N.E.  by  rail  to  Asschafien- 


DANGERS    AHEAD.  171 

burg,  and  by  the  river  wind  back  again  to  Frank- 
fort in  wide  curves.  Farther  up  the  Rhine, 
Aug.  24,  our  course  is  due  S.,  till  from  Frey- 
burg  the  boat  is  carted  E.  to  the  Titisee,  and 
to  Donaueschingen,  and,  Aug.  28,  descends  the 
Danube,  which  there  flows  nearly  E.,  but  with 
great  bends  to  ]$".  and  S.  until,  Sept.  2,  we  are  at 
Ulm.  The  rail  next  carries  us  S.  to  the  Lake 
of  Constance,  which  is  sailed  along  in  a  course 
S.W.,  and  through  the  Zeller  See  to  Schaffhausen, 
Sept.  7,  about  due  "W.  Thence  turning  S.  to 
Zurich,  and  over  the  lake  and  the  neck  of  land, 
and  veering  to  the  W.  by  Zug,  we  arrive  on 
Lucerne,  Sept.  10,  where  the  southernmost  point 
of  the  voyage  is  reached,  and  then  our  prow 
points  to  N.,  till,  Sept.  12,  we  land  at  Waldshut. 

This  devious  course  had  taken  the  boat  to 
several  diiferent  kingdoms  and  states — Holland, 
Belgium,  France,  Wurtemburg,  Bavaria,  and 
the  Grand  Duchy  of  Baden,  Rhenish  Prussia, 
the  Palatinate,  Switzerland,  and  the  pretty  Hollen- 
zollern  Sigmaringen.  Now  we  had  come  back 
again  to  the  very  Grand  Duchy  again,  a  land 
where  all  travellers  must  mind  their  p's  and  q's. 

The  ex-courier  took  the  canoe  from  his  wife's 
washing-tubs  and  put  her  on  the  Rhine,  and  then 
he  spirited  my  start  by  recounting  the  lively  things 
we  must  expect  soon  to  meet.  I  must  take  care  to 


172  LITLLE    HURRICANE. 

"  keep  to  the  right,"  near  the  falls  of  Lauffenburg, 
for  an  English  lord  had  been  carried  over  them 
and  drowned ;  *  and  I  must  beware  of  Rheinfelden 
rapids,  because  an  Englishman  had  tried  to  de- 
scend them  in  a  boat  with  a  fisherman,  and  their 
craft  was  capsized  and  the  fisherman  was  drowned ; 
and  I  must  do  this  here,  and  that  there,  and  so 
many  other  things  everywhere  else,  that  all  the 
directions  were  jumbled  up  together.  But  it 
seemed  to  relieve  the  man  to  tell  his  tale,  and 
doubtless  he  sat  down  to  his  breakfast  comfort- 
able in  mind  and  body,  and  cut  his  meat  into  little 
bits,  and  then  changed  the  fork  to  the  right  hand 
to  eat  them  every  one,  as  they  all  do  hereabouts, 
with  every  appearance  of  content. 

Up  with  the  sails !  for  the  East  wind  freshens, 
and  the  fair  wide  river  hurries  along.  This  was  a 
splendid  scene  to  sail  in,  with  lofty  banks  of  rock, 
and  rich  meads,  or  terraces  laden  with  grapes. 
After  a  good  morning's  pleasure  here  the  wind 
suddenly  rose  to  a  gale,  and  I  took  in  my  jib  just 
in  time,  for  a  sort  of  minor  hurricane  came  on, 
raising  tall  columns  of  dust  on  the  road  along- 
side, blowing  oif  men's  hats,  and  whisking  up 
the  hay  and  leaves  and  branches  high  into  the  air. 

*  This  was  Lord  Montague,  the  last  of  his  line,  and  on 
the  same  day  his  family  mansion  of  Cowdray,  in  Sussex, 
was  burned  to  the  ground. 


THE    FALLS.  173 

Still  I  kept  the  lug-sail  set;  and  with  wind  and 
current  in  the  same  direction  I  scudded  faster 
than  I  ever  sailed  before  in  my  life.  Great  exer- 
tion was  required  to  manage  a  light  skiif  safely 
with  such  a  whirlwind  above  and  a  whirlwater 
below  ;  one's  nerves  were  kept  in  extreme  tension, 
and  it  was  a  half-hour  of  pleasant  excitement. 

For  this  reason  it  was  that  I  did  not  for  some 
time  notice  a  youth  who  had  been  running  after 
the  boat,  yelling  and  shrieking,  and  waving  his 
coat  in  the  air. 

We  drew  nearer  to  him,  and  "luffed  up,"  hailing 
him  with,  "  What's  the  matter  ?  "  and  he  could 
only  pant  out  "Wasserfall,  Wasserfall,  funf 
minuten !  "  — the  breeze  had  brought  me  within 
a  hundred  yards  of  the  falls  of  Lauffenburg, — 
the  whistle  of  the  wind  had  drowned  the  roar  of 
the  water. 

I  crossed  to  the  right  bank  (as  the  ex-courier 
had  directed),  but  the  youth's  loud  cries  to  come 
to  the  "links,"  or  left  side,  at  last  prevailed,  and 
he  was  right  in  this.  The  sail  was  soon  lowered, 
and  the  boat  was  hauled  on  a  raft,  and  then  this 
fine  young  fellow  explained  that  five  minutes 
more  would  have  turned  the  corner  and  drawn  me 
into  the  horrid  current  sweeping  over  the  falls. 

While  he  set  off  in  search  of  a  cart  to  convey 
the  boat,  I  had  time  to  pull  her  up  the  high  bank 
and  make  all  snug  for  a  drive,  and  anon  he  re- 


174  COW    CART. 

turned  with  a  very  grotesque  carter  and  a  most 
crazy  vehicle,  actually  drawn  by  a  milch  cow  ! 
All  three  of  us  laughed  as  we  hoisted  the  Rob 
Roy  on  this  cart,  and  the  cow  kicked  vehe- 
mently, either  at  the  cart,  or  the  boat,  or  the 
laughing. 

Our  procession  soon  entered  the  little  town, 
but  it  was  difficult  to  be  dignified.  As  the  cart 
with  a  screeching  wheel  rattled  slowly  over  the 
big  round  stones  of  the  street,  vacant  at  midday, 
the  windows  were  soon  full  of  heads,  and  after 
one  peep  at  us,  down  they  rushed  to  see  the  fun.* 
A  cow  drawing  a  boat  to  the  door  of  a  great 
hotel  is  certainly  a  quaint  proceeding;  although 
in  justice  to  the  worthy  quadruped  I  should  men- 
tion that  she  now  behaved  in  a  proper  and  lady- 
like manner. 

Here  the  public  hit  upon  every  possible  way 
but  the  right  one  to  pronounce  the  boat's  name, 
painted  in  blue  letters  on  its  bow.  Sometimes  it 
was  "Roab  Ro,"  at  others  "  Rubree,"  but  at 
length  a  man  in  spectacles  called  out,  "  Ah  !  ah  ! 
Valtarescote  !  "  The  mild  Sir  Walter's  novels 
had  not  been  written  in  vain. 

The  falls  of  Lauffenburg  f  can  be  seen  well  from 

*  A  sketch  of  this  cow-cart  will  be  found,  post,  page  213. 

+  "  Lauffenburg"  means  the  "  town  of  the  falls,"  from 
"  laufen,"  to  run  ;  and  the  Yankee  term  "  loafer  "  may 
come  from  this  "herurn  laufer,"  one  running  about. 


SMASHED.  175 

the  bridge  which  spans  the  river,  much  narrowed 
at  this  spot. 

A  raft  is  coming  down  as  we  look  at  the 
thundering  foam — of  course  without  the  men  upon 
it ;  see  the  great  solid  frame  that  seems  to  resent 
the  quickening  of  its  quiet  pace,  and  to  hold  back 
with  a  presentiment  of  evil  as  every  moment 
draws  it  nearer  to  the  plunge. 

Crash  go  all  the  bindings,  and  the  huge,  sturdy 
logs  are  hurled  topsy-turvy  into  the  gorge,  boun- 
cing about  like  chips  of  firewood,  and  rattling 
among  the  foam.  Nor  was  it  easy  to  look  calmly 
on  this  without  thinking  how  the  frail  canoe 
would  "have  fared  in  such  a  cauldron  of  cold  water 
boiling. 

The  salmon  drawn  into  this  place  get  terribly 
puzzled  by  it,  and  so  are  caught  by  hundreds  in 
great  iron  cages  lowered  from  the  rocks  for  this 
purpose.  Fishing  stations  of  the  same  kind  are 
found  at  several  points  on  the  river,  where  a  stage 
is  built  on  piles,  and  a  beam  supports  a  strong 
net  below.  In  a  little  house,  like  a  sentry-box, 
you  notice  a  man  seated,  silent  and  lonely,  while 
he  holds  tenderly  in  his  hand  a  dozen  strings, 
which  are  fastened  to  the  edges  of  the  net.  When 
a  fish  is  beguiled  into  the  snare,  or  is  borne  in  by 
the  swift  current  bewildering,  the  slightest  vibra- 
tions of  the  net  are  thrilled  along  the  cords  to  the 


176  ENGLISH    FOUR-OAR. 

watcher's  hand,  and  then  he  raises  the  great  beam 
and  secures  the  prize. 

My  young  friend,  who  had  so  kindly  warned 
me,  and  hired  the  cow,  and  shown  the  salmon,  I 
now  invited  to  breakfast,  and  he  became  the  hero 
of  the  hour,  being  repeatedly  addressed  by  the 
other  inquirers  in  an  unpronouncable  German 
title,  which  signifies,  in  short,  "Man  preserver." 

Here  we  heard  again  of  a  certain  four-oared  boat, 
with  five  Englishmen  in  it,  which  had  been  sent 
out  from  London  overland  to  Schaffhausen,  and 
then  descended  the  Rhine  rowing  swiftly.  This, 
the  people  said,  had  come  to  Lauffenburg  about 
six  weeks  before,  and  I  fully  sympathised  with 
the  crew  in  their  charming  pull,  especially  if  the 
weather  was  such  as  we  had  enjoyed;  that  is  to 
say,  not  one  shower  in  the  boat  from  the  source 
of  the  Danube  to  the  Palace  of  Westminster. 


CHAPTER  X. 


Field  of  Foam — Precipice — Puzzled — Philosophy — Rhein- 
felden  Rapids — Dazzled — Astride — Fate  of  the  Four- 
oar  —  Very  Salt — The  Ladies  — Whirlpool — Funny 
English— A  baby- The  bride. 

THE  canoe  was  now  fixed  on  a  hand-cart  and 
dragged  once  more  through  the  streets  to  a 
point  below  the  falls,  and  the  Rob  Roy  became 
very  lively  on  the  water  after  its  few  hours  of 
rest.  All  was  brilliant  around,  and  deep  under- 
neath, and  azure  above,  and  happy  within,  till 
the  dull  distant  sound  of  breakers  began  and  got 
louder,  and  at  last  could  not  be  ignored ;  we  have 
come  to  the  rapids  of  Rheinfelden. 

The  exaggeration  with  which  judicious  friends 
at  each  place  describe  the  dangers  to  be  encoun- 
tered is  so  general  in  these  latitudes,  that  one 
learns  to  receive  it  calmly,  but  the  scene  itself 
when  I  came  to  the  place  was  certainly  puzzling 
and  grand. 

Imagine  some  hundreds  of  acres  all  of  water  in 
white  crested  waves,  varied  only  by  black  rocks 
resisting  a  struggling  torrent,  and  a  loud,  thun- 
dering roar,  mingled  with  a  strange  hissing,  as 
N 


178  A    FIELD    OF    FOAM. 

the  spray  from  ten  thousand  sharp-pointed  billows 
is  tossed  into  the  air. 

And  then  you  are  alone,  too,  and  the  banks  are 
high,  and  you  have  a  precious  boat  to  guard. 

While  there  was  time  to  do  it  I  stood  up  in  my 
boat  to  survey,  but  it  was  a  mere  horizon  of 
waves,  and  nothing  could  be  learned  from  looking. 
Then  I  coasted  towards  one  side  where  the  shrubs 
and  trees  hanging  in  the  water  brushed  the  paddle, 
and  seemed  so  safe  because  they  were  on  shore. 

The  rapids  of  Bremgarten  could  probably  be 
passed  most  easily  by  keeping  to  the  edge,  though 
with  much  delay  and  numerous  "getting  outs," 
but  an  attempt  now  to  go  along  the  side  in  this  way 
was  soon  shown  to  be  useless,  for  presently  I  came 
to  a  lofty  rock  jutting  out  into  the  stream,  and  the 
very  loud  roar  behind  it  fortunately  attracted  so 
much  attention  that  I  pulled  into  the  bank,  made 
the  boat  fast,  and  mounted  through  the  thicket 
to  the  top  of  the  cliff. 

I  saw  at  once  that  to  try  to  pass  by  this  rock 
in  any  boat  would  be  madness,  for  the  swiftest 
part  of  the  current  ran  right  under  the  projecting 
crag,  and  then  wheeled  round  and  plunged  over 
a  height  of  some  feet  into  a  pool  of  foam,  broken 
fragments,  and  powerful  waves. 

Next,  would  it  be  just  possible  to  float  the 
boat  past  the  rock  while  I  might  hold  the  painter 


PUZZLED    BY   A    PRECIPICE.  179 

from  above  ?  The  rock  on  careful  measurement 
was  found  too  high  for  this. 

To  see  well  over  the  cliff  I  had  to  lie  down  on 
my  face,  and  the  pleasant  curiosity  felt  at  first, 
as  to  how  I  should  have  to  act,  now  gradually 
sickened  into  the  sad  conviction,  "  Impossible !  " 
Then  was  the  time  to  turn  with  earnest  eyes  to 
the  wide  expanse  of  the  river,  and  see  if  haply, 
somewhere  at  least,  even  in  the  middle,  a  channel 
might  be  traced.  Yes,  there  certainly  was  a 
channel,  only  one,  very  far  out,  and  very  difficult 
to  hit  upon  when  you  sit  in  a  boat  quite  near  the 
level  of  the  water ;  but  the  attempt  must  be  made, 
or  stay, — might  I  not  get  the  boat  carried  round 
by  land  ?  Under  the  trees  far  off  were  men  who 
might  be  called  to  help,  labourers  quietly  working, 
and  never  minding  me.  I  was  tempted,  but  did 
not  yield. 

For  a  philosophical  thought  had  come  upmost, 
that,  after  all,  the  boat  had  not  to  meet  every  wave 
and  rock  now  visible,  and  the  thousand  breakers 
dashing  around,  but  only  a  certain  few  which  would 
be  on  each  side  in  my  crooked  and  untried  way ; 
of  the  rocks  in  any  one  line — say  fifty  of  them  be- 
tween me  and  any  point — only  two  would  become 
a  new  danger  in  crossing  that  line. 

Then  again,  rapids  look  worse  from  the  shore 
than  they  really  are,  because  you  see  all  their 
N  2 


180  PHILOSOPHIZING. 

difficulties  at  once,  and  you  hear  the  general  din. 
On  the  other  hand,  waves  look  much  smaller  from 
the  bank  (being  half  hidden  by  others)  than  you 
find  them  to  be  when  the  boat  is  in  the  trough 
between  two.  The  hidden  rocks  may  make  a 
channel  which  looks  good  enough  from  the  land, 
to  be  quite  impractiable  when  you  attempt  it  in 
the  water. 

Lastly,  the  current  is  seen  to  be  swifter  from 
the  shore  where  you  can  observe  its  speed  from 
a  fixed  point,  than  it  seems  when  you  are  in  the 
water  where  you  notice  only  its  velocity  in  re- 
lation to  the  stream  on  each  side,  which  is  itself 
all  the  time  running  at  four  or  five  miles  an  hour. 
But  it  is  the  positive  speed  of  the  current  that 
ought  really  to  be  considered,  for  it  is  by  this  the 
boat  will  be  urged  against  a  breaker  stationary 
in  the  river. 

To  get  to  this  middle  channel  at  once  from 
the  place  where  I  had  left  my  boat  was  not 
possible.  We  must  enter  it  higher  up  the  river, 
so  I  had  to  pull  the  canoe  up  stream,  over  shal- 
lows, and  along  the  bristly  margin,  wading,  tow- 
ing, and  struggling,  for  about  half  a  mile,  till 
at  length  it  seemed  we  must  be  high  enough  up 
stream  to  let  me  paddle  out  swiftly  across,  while 
the  current  would  take  the  boat  sideways  to  the 
rough  water, 


INTO    THE    WAVES.  181 

And  now  in  a  little  quiet  bay  I  rested  half  an 
hour  to  recover  strength  after  this  exertion,  and  to 
prepare  fully  for  a  "  spurt/'  which  might  indeed 
be  delayed  in  starting,  but  which,  once  begun, 
must  be  vigorous  and  all  watchful  to  the  end. 

Here  various  thoughts  blended  and  tumbled 
about  in  the  mind  most  disorderly.  To  leave 
this  quiet  bank  and  willingly  rush  out,  in  cold 
blood,  into  a  field  of  white  breakers ;  to  tarnish 
the  fair  journey  with  a  foolhardy  prank;  to  risk 
the  Rob  Hoy  where  the  touch  of  one  rock  was 
utter  destruction.  Will  it  be  pleasant  ?  Can  it 
be  wise  ?  Is  it  right  ? 

The  answer  was,  to  sponge  out  every  drop  of 
water  from  the  boat,  to  fasten  the  luggage  inside, 
that  it  might  not  fall  out  in  an  upset,  to  brace  the 
waterproof  cover  all  tight  around,  and  to  get  its  edge 
in  my  teeth  ready  to  let  go  in  capsizing,  and  then 
to  pull  one  gentle  stroke  which  put  the  boat's 
nose  out  of  the  quiet  water  into  the  fast  stream, 
and  hurrah !  we  are  off  at  a  swinging  pace. 

The  sun,  now  shining  exactly  up  stream,  was 
an  exceedingly  uncomfortable  addition  to  the 
difficulties ;  for  its  glancing  beams  confounded 
all  the  horizon  in  one  general  band  of  light,  so 
that  rocks,  waves,  solid  water,  and  the  most 
flimsy  foam  were  all  the  same  at  a  little  distance. 
This,  the  sole  disadvantage  of  a  cloudless  sky, 


182  DAZZLED. 

was  so  much  felt  in  my  homeward  route  that  I 
sometimes  prolonged  the  morning's  work  by  three 
or  four  hours  (with  sun  behind  or  on  one  side), 
so  as  to  shorten  the  evening's  quota  where  it  was 
dead  in  the  eye  of  the  sun.  On  the  present  occa- 
sion, when  it  was  of  great  moment  to  hit  the 
channel  exactly,  I  could  not  see  it  at  all,  even 
with  my  blue  spectacles  on.  They  seemed  to  be 
utterly  powerless  against  such  a  fiery  blaze ;  and, 
what  was  almost  worse,  my  eyes  were  thereby  so 
dazzled  that  on  looking  to  nearer  objects  I  could 
scarcely  see  them  either. 

This  unexpected  difficulty  was  so  serious  that  I 
thought  for  a  moment  of  keeping  on  in  my 
present  course  (directed  straight  across  the  river), 
so  as  to  attain  the  opposite  side,  and  there  to  wait 
for  the  sun  to  go  down. 

But  it  was  already  too  late  to  adopt  this  plan, 
for  the  current  had  been  swiftly  bearing  me 
down  stream,  and  an  instant  decision  must  be 
made.  "Now,"  thought  I,  "judging  by  the 
number  of  paddle-strokes,  we  must  surely  be 
opposite  the  channel  in  the  middle,  and  now 
I  must  turn  to  it." 

By  a  happy  hit,  the  speed  and  the  direction  of 
the  canoe  were  both  well  fitted,  so  that  when  the 
current  had  borne  us  to  the  breakers  the  boat's 
bow  was  just  turned  exactly  down  stream,  and  I 


THE    UPPER    RAPIDS.  183 

entered  the  channel  whistling  for  very  loneliness, 
like  a  boy  in  the  dark. 

But  it  was  soon  seen  to  be  "  all  right,  English- 
man ; "  so  in  ten  minutes  more  the  canoe  had 
passed  the  rapids,  and  we  floated  along  pleasantly 
on  that  confused  "bobbery"  of  little  billows 
always  found  below  broken  water, — a  sort  of  mob 
of  waves,  which  for  a  time  seem  to  be  elbowing 
and  jostling  in  all  directions  to  find  their  proper 
places. 

I  saw  here  two  fishermen  by  one  of  the  salmon 
traps  described  above,  and  at  once  pulled  over  to 
them,  to  land  on  a  little  white  bank  of  sand,  that 
I  might  rest,  and  bale  out,  and  hear  the  news. 

The  men  asked  if  I  had  come  down  the  rapids 
in  that  boat.  "Yes."  "  By  the  middle  channel  ?" 
"Yes."  They  smiled  to  each  other,  and  then 
both  at  once  commenced  a  most  voluble  and  loud- 
spoken  address  in  the  vilest  of  patois.  Their 
eagerness  and  energy  rose  to  such  a  pitch  that  I 
began  to  suppose  they  were  angry ;  but  the 
upshot  of  all  this  eloquence  (always  louder  when 
you  are  seen  not  to  understand  one  word  of  it) 
was  this,  "  There  are  other  rapids  to  come.  You 
will  get  there  in  half  an  hour.  They  are  far 
worse  than  what  you  have  passed.  Your  boat 
must  be  carried  round  them  on  land." 

To  see  if  this  was  said  to  induce  me  to  employ 


184  CONFUSION    WORSE    CONFOUNDED. 

them  as  porters,  I  asked  the  men  to  come  along 
in  their  boat,  so  as  to  be  ready  to  help  me ;  but 
they  consulted  together,  and  did  not  by  any 
means  agree  in  admiring  this  proposal.  Then  I 
asked  them  to  explain  the  best  route  through 
the  next  rapids,  when  they  drew  such  confused 
diagrams  on  the  sand,  and  gave  such  complicated 
directions,  that  it  was  impossible  to  make  head  or 
tail  of  their  atrocious  jargon ;  so  I  quietly  bowed, 
wiped  out  the  sand  pictures  with  my  foot,  and 
started  again  happy  and  free ;  for  it  is  really  the 
case  that  in  these  things  "ignorance  is  bliss." 
The  excitement  of  finding  your  way,  and  the 
satisfaction  when  you  have  found  it  yourself,  is 
well  worth  all  the  trouble.  Just  so  in  mountain 
travel.  If  you  go  merely  to  work  the  muscles, 
and  to  see  the  view,  it  will  do  to  be  tied  by  a  rope 
to  three  guides,  and  to  follow  behind  them ;  but 
then  theirs  is  all  the  mental  exertion,  and  tact, 
and  judgment,  while  yours  is  only  the  merit  of 
keeping  up  with  the  leaders,  treading  in  their 
steps.  And  therefore  I  have  observed  that  there 
is  less  of  this  particular  pleasure  of  the  discoverer 
when  one  is  ascending  Mont  Blanc,  where  by 
traditional  rule  one  must  be  tied  to  the  guides, 
than  in  making  out  a  path  over  a  mountain 
pass  undirected,  though  the  heights  thus  climbed 
up  are  not  so  great. 


SCANNING    THE    LOWER    RAPIDS.  185 

When  the  boat  got  near  the  lower  rapids,  I 
went  ashore  and  walked  for  half  a  mile  down  the 
bank,  and  so  was  able  to  examine  the  bearings 
well.  It  appeared  practicable  to  get  along  by  the 
shallower  parts  of  one  side,  so  this  was  resolved 
upon  as  my  course. 

It  is  surely  quite  fair  to  go  by  the  easiest  way, 
provided  there  is  no  carrying  overland  adopted, 
or  other  plan  for  shirking  the  water.  The 
method  accordingly  used  in  this  case  was  rather 
a  novel  mode  of  locomotion,  and  it  was  quite 
successful,  as  well  as  highly  amusing. 

In  the  wide  plain  of  breakers  here,  the  central 
district  seemed  radically  bad,  so  we  cautiously  kept 
out  of  the  main  current,  and  went  where  the 
stream  ran  fast  enough  nevertheless.  I  sat 
stridelegs  on  the  deck  of  the  boat  near  its  stern, 
and  was  thus  floated  down  until  the  bow,  pro- 
jecting out  of  the  water,  went  above  a  ridge  of 
rocks,  and  the  boat  grounded.  Thus  I  received 
the  shock  against  my  legs  (hanging  in  the  water), 
so  that  the  violence  of  its  blow  was  eased  off  from 
the  boat. 

Then  I  immediately  fixed  both  feet  on  the 
rock,  and  stood  up,  and -the  canoe  went  free  from 
between  my  knees,  and  could  be  lowered  down  or 
pushed  forward  until  the  water  got  deeper,  and 
when  it  got  too  deep  to  wade  after  her  I  pulled 


186 


AMPHIBIOUS   PLAX. 


"Astride  the  Stern." 

the  boat  back  between  my  knees,  and  sat  down 
again  on  it  as  before. 

The  chief  difficulty  in  this  proceeding  was  to  be 
equally  attentive  at  once  to  keep  hold  of  the  boat, 
to  guide  it  between  rocks,  to  keep  hold  of  the 
paddle,  and  to  manage  not  to  tumble  on  loose 
stones,  or  to  get  into  the  water  above  the 
waist. 

Thus  by  successive  riding  and  ferrying  over 
the  deep  pools,  and  walking  and  wading  in  the 
shallows,  by  pushing  the  boat  here,  and  by  being 


HOW   THE    FOUR-OAR    PASSED.  187 

carried  upon  it  there,  the  lower  rapids  of  Rhein- 
felden  were  most  successfully  passed  without  any 
damage. 

It  will  be  seen  from  the  description  already 
given  of  the  rapids  at  Bremgarten,  and  now  of 
these  two  rapids  on  the  Rhine,  that  the  main 
difficulties  are  only  for  him  who  goes  there  un- 
informed, and  that  these  can  be  avoided  by 
examining  them  on  the  spot  at  the  cost  of  a  walk 
and  a  short  delay.  But  the  pleasure  is  so  much 
enhanced  by  the  whole  thing  being  novel,  that, 
unless  for  a  man  who  wishes  simply  to  get  past, 
it  is  better  to  seek  a  channel  for  oneself,  even  if 
a  much  easier  one  has  been  found  out  by  other 
people. 

The  town  of  Rheinfelden  was  now  in  view,  and 
I  began  to  wonder  how  the  English  four-oar  boat 
we  had  traced  as  far  as  Lauifenburg  could  have 
managed  to  descend  the  rapids  just  now  passed. 
But  I  learned  afterwards  that  the  four-oar  had 
come  there  in  a  time  of  flood,  when  rocks  would 
be  covered,  and  probably  with  only  such  eddies 
as  I  have  already  noticed  higher  up  the  river 
where  it  was  deep.  So  they  pulled  on  bravely 
to  Bale,  where  the  hotel  folks  mentioned  that 
when  the  five  moist  Britons  arrived  their  clothes 
and  baggage  were  all  drenched,  and  the  waiter 
said,  with  a  malicious  grin,  that  thereby  his  friend 


188  VERY    SALT. 

the  washerwoman  had  earned  twenty-seven  francs 
in  one  night. 

On  the  left  bank  of  the  river  was  a  large 
building  with  a  smooth  gravel  shore  in  front, 
to  which  I  steered  at  once.  This  was  the  great 
salt-water  baths  of  Rheinfelden — a  favourite  resort 
for  crippled  invalids.  The  salt  rock  in  the  earth 
beneath  impregnates  the  springs  with  such  an 
intensity  of  brine  that  eighty  per  cent,  of  fresh 
water  has  to  be  added  before  the  saline  mixture 
can  be  medicinally  employed  as  a  bath.  If  you 
take  a  glass  of  the  water  as  it  proceeds  from  the 
spring,  and  put  a  little  salt  in  it,  the  salt  will  not 
dissolve,  the  water  is  already  saturated.  A  drop 
of  it  put  on  your  coat  speedily  dries  up  and  leaves 
a  white  stain  of  minute  crystals.  In  fact,  this 
water  seemed  to  me  to  be  far  more  saline  than 
even  the  water  of  the  Dead  Sea,  which  is  in  all 
conscience  salt  enough,  as  every  one  knows  who 
has  rubbed  it  on  his  face  in  that  reeking-hot 
death-stricken  valley  of  Jericho. 

Though  the  shore  was  pleasant  here  and  the 
water  was  calm,  I  found  no  one  to  welcome  me 
now,  and  yet  this  was  the  only  time  I  had  reason 
to  expect  somebody  to  greet  the  arrival  of  the 
canoe.  For  in  the  morning  a  worthy  German 
had  told  me  he  was  going  by  train  to  Rheinfelden, 
and  he  would  keep  a  look  out  for  the  canoe,  and 


WAITING    IN    VAIN.  189 

would  surely  meet  me  on  the  beach  if  I  "  ever  got 
through  the  rapids."  But  I  found  afterwards 
that  he  had  come  there,  and  with  his  friends,  too, 
and  they  had  waited  and  waited  till  at  last  they 
gave  up  the  E/ob  Roy  as  a  "missing  ship." 
Excellent  man,  he  must  have  had  some  novel 
excuses  to  comfort  his  friends  with  as  they  retired, 
disappointed,  after  waiting  in  vain ! 

There  was  however,  not  far  off,  a  poor  woman 
washing  clothes  by  the  river,  and  thumping  and 
bullying  them  with  a  wooden  bludgeon  as  if  her 
sole  object  was  to  smash  up  the  bachelor's  shirt- 
buttons.  A  fine  boy  of  eight  years  old  was  with 
her,  a  most  intelligent  little  fellow,  whose  quick 
eye  at  once  caught  sight  of  the  Hob  Roy  as  it 
dashed  round  the  point  into  the  smooth  water  of 
the  bay,  and  landed  me  there  a  tired,  tanned 
traveller,  wet  and  warm. 

This  juvenile  helped  me  more  than  any  man 
ever  did,  and  with  such  alacrity,  too,  and  intelli- 
gence, and  good  humour,  that  I  felt  grateful  to 
the  boy.  We  spread  out  the  sails  to  dry,  and  my 
socks  and  shoes  in  the  siin,  and  sponged  out  the 
boat,  and  then  dragged  her  up  the  high  bank. 
Here,  by  good  luck,  we  found  two  wheels  on  an 
axle  left  alone,  for  what  purpose  I  cannot  imagine ; 
but  we  got  a  stick  and  fastened  it  to  them  as  a  pole, 
and  then  put  the  boat  on  this  extemporized  vehicle, 


190  A    NEW    CARRIAGE. 

and  with  the  boy  (having  duly  got  permission 
from  his  mamma)  soon  pulled  the  canoe  to  the 
gates  of  the  old  town,  and  then  rattling  through 
the  streets,  even  to  the  door  of  the  hotel.  A 
bright  franc  in  the  lad's  hand  made  him  start 
with  amaze,  but  he  instantly  rose  to  the  dignity 
of  the  occasion,  and  some  dozens  of  other  urchins 
formed  an  attentive  audience  as  he  narrated  over 
and  over  the  events  of  the  last  half-hour,  and 
ended  always  by  showing  the  treasure  in  his  hand, 
"  and  the  Herr  gave  me  this  !  " 

The  Krone  hotel  here  is  very  prettily  situated. 
It  is  a  large  house,  with  balconies  overlooking  the 
water,  and  a  babbling  jet  d'eau  in  its  garden, 
which  is  close  by  the  river. 

The  stream  flows  fast  in  front,  and  retains 
evidence  of  having  passed  through  troublous  times 
higher  up ;  therefore  it  makes  no  small  noise  as  it 
rushes  under  the  arches  of  the  covered  wooden 
bridge,  but  though  there  are  rocks  and  a  few  eddies 
the  passage  is  easy  enough  if  you  look  at  it  for  five 
minutes  to  form  a  mental  chart  of  your  course. 
My  German  friend  having  found  out  that  the 
canoe  had  arrived  after  all,  his  excitement  and 
pleasure  abounded.  Now  he  was  proved  right. 
Now  his  promises,  broken  as  it  seemed  all  day, 
were  all  fulfilled. 

He  was  a  very  short,  very  fat,  and  very  hilarious 


OX    THE    ISLAND.  191 

personage,  with,  a  minute  smattering  of  English, 
which  he  had  to  speak  loudly,  so  as  to  magnify  its 
value  among  his  Allemand  friends,  envious  of  his 
accomplishment. 

His  explanations  of  the  contents  of  my  sketch- 
book were  truly  ludicrous  as  he  dilated  on  it  page 
by  page,  but  he  well  deserved  all  gratitude  for 
ordering  my  hotel  bedroom  and  its  comforts,  which 
were  never  more  acceptable  than  now  after  a  hard 
day's  work.  Music  finished  the  evening,  and  then 
the  hum  of  the  distant  rapids  sung  me  a  lullaby 
breathing  soft  slumber. 

Next  morning,  as  there  was  but  a  short  row  to 
Bale,  I  took  a  good  long  rest  in  bed,  and  then 
carried  the  canoe  half  way  across  the  bridge  where 
a  picturesque  island  is  formed  into  a  terraced 
garden,  and  here  we  launched  the  boat  on  the 
water.  Although,  the  knocks  and  strains  of  the 
last  few  days  were  very  numerous,  and  many  of 
them  of  portentous  force,  judging  by  the  sounds 
they  made,  the  Rob  Roy  was  still  hale  and  hearty, 
and  the  carpenter's  mate  had  no  damages  to 
report  to  the  captain.  It  was  not  until  harder 
times  came,  in  the  remainder  of  the  voyage,  that 
her  timbers  suffered  and  her  planks  were  tortured 
by  rough  usage. 

A  number  of  ladies  patronized  the  start  on  this 
occasion,  and  as  they  waved  their  parasols  and  the 


192  WHIRLPOOL. 

men  shouted  Hoch !  and  Bravo  !  we  glided  down 
stream,  the  yellow  paddle  being  waved  round  my 
head  in  an  original  mode  of  "salute,"  which  I 
invented  specially  for  returning  friendly  gratula- 
tions  of  this  kind. 

Speaking  about  Hheinfelden,  Baedeker  says, 
"Below  the  town  another  rapid  of  the  Rhine 
forms  a  sort  of  whirlpool  called  the  Hollenhaken," 
a  formidable  announcement,  and  a  terrible  name; 
but  what  is  called  here  a  "  whirlpool "  is  not 
worth  notice. 

The  sound  of  a  railway  train  beside  the  river 
reminds  you  that  this  is  not  quite  a  strange,  wild, 
unseen  country.  Reminds  you  I  say,  because 
really  when  you  are -in  the  river  bed,  you  easily 
forget  al>that  is  beyond  it  on  each  side. 

Let  a  landscape  be  ever  so  well  known  from  the 
road,  it  becomes  new  again  when  you  view  it  from 
the  level  of  the  water.  For  before  the  scene  was 
bounded  by  a  semicircle  with  the  diameter  on  the 
horizon,  and  the  arch  of  sky  for  its  circumference. 
But  when  you  are  seated  in  the  canoe,  the  picture 
changes  to  the  form  of  a  great  sector,  with  its 
point  on  the  clear  water,  and  each  radius  inclining 
aloft  through  rocks,  trees,  and  mossy  banks,  on 
this  side  and  on  that.  And  this  holds  good  even 
on  a  well  worn  river  like  the  Thames.  The  land- 
scenes  between  Oxford  and  London  get  pretty 


FUNNY   ENGLISH.  193 

well  known  and  admired  by  travellers,  but  the 
views  will  seem  both  fresh  and  fair  if  you  row  down 
the  river  through  them.  Nay,  there  are  few 
rivers  which  have  such  lovely  scenery  as  the 
Thames  can  show  in  its  windings  along  that  route. 

But  our  canoe  is  now  getting  back  to  civiliza- 
tion, and  away  from  that  pleasant  simplicity  where 
everything  done  in  the  streets  or  the  hotel  is 
strange  to  a  stranger.  Here  we  have  composite 
candles  and  therefore  no  snuffers ;  here  the  waiter 
insists  on  speaking  English,  and  sitting  down  by 
me,  and  clutching  my  arm,  he  confidentially  in- 
forms me  that  there  are  no  "  bean  green,"  trans- 
lating "  haricots  verts,"  but  that  perhaps  I  might 
like  a  "  flower  caul,"  so  we  assent  to  a  cauliflower. 

This  is  funny  enough,  but  far  more  amusing  is 
it  when  the  woman  waiter  of  some  inland  German 
village  shouts  louder  German  to  you,  because  that 
she  rattles  out  at  first  is  not  understood.  She 
gazes  with  a  new  sensation  at  a  guest  who  actually 
cannot  comprehend  her  voluble  words,  and  then 
guest  and  waiter  burst  into  laughter. 

Here  too  I  saw  a  boat  towed  along  the  Rhine 
— a  painful  evidence  of  being  near  commerce,  even 
though  it  was  in  a  primitive  style ;  not  that  there 
was  any  towing-path,  but  men  walked  among  the 
bushes,  pulling  the  boat  with  a  rope,  and  often 
wading  to  do  so.  This  sight  told  me  at  once  that 
o 


194  A    BABY   AT    BALE. 

I  had  left  the  fine  free  forests  where  you  might 
land  anywhere,  and  it  was  sure  to  be  lonely  and 
charming. 

After  a  few  bends  westward  we  come  in  sight 
of  the  two  towers  of  Bale,  but  the  setting  sun 
makes  it  almost  impossible  to  see  anything  in  its 
brightness,  so  we  must  only  paddle  on. 

The  bridge  at  Bale  was  speedily  covered  by  the 
idle  and  the  curious  as  the  canoe  pulled  up  at  an 
hotel  a  few  yards  from  the  water  on  Sept.  14th. 

It  was  here  that  the  four-oared  boat  had  arrived 
some  weeks  ago  with  its  moist  crew.  The  pro- 
prietor of  the  house  was  therefore  much  pleased 
to  see  another  English  boat  come  in,  so  little  and 
so  lonely,  but  still  so  comfortable  and  so  dry.  I 
walked  about  the  town  and  entered  a  church  (Pro- 
testant here  of  course),  where  a  number  of  people 
had  assembled  at  a  baptism.  The  baby  was  fixed 
on  a  sort  of  frame,  so  as  to  be  easily  handed  about 
from  mother  to  father,  and  from  clerk  to  minister ; 
I  hereby  protest  against  this  mechanical  arrange- 
ment as  a  flagrant  indignity  to  the  little  darling. 
I  have  a  great  respect  for  babies,  sometimes  a 
certain  awe. 

The  instant  the  christening  was  done,  a  happy 
couple  came  forward  to  be  married,  an  exceed- 
ingly clumsy  dolt  of  a  bridegroom  and  a  fair 
bride,  not  very  young,  that  is  to  say,  about  fifty- 


ODD    MARRIAGE.  195 

five  years  old.  There  were  no  bridesmaids  or 
other  perplexing  appurtenances,  and  after  the 
simple  ceremony  the  couple  just  walked  away, 
amid  the  titters  of  a  numerous  crowd  of  women. 
The  bridegroom  did  not  seem  to  know  exactly 
what  to  do  next.  He  walked  before  his  wife,  then 
behind  her,  and  then  on  one  side,  but  it  did  not 
somehow  feel  quite  comfortable,  so  he  assumed  a 
sort  of  diagonal  position,  and  kept  nudging  her  on 
till  they  disappeared  in  some  house.  Altogether, 
I  never  eaw  a  more  unromantic  commencement 
of  married  life,  but  there  was  this  redeeming  point, 
that  they  were  not  bored  by  that  dread  infliction — 
a  marriage  breakfast — the  first  meeting  of  two 
jealous  sets  of  new  relations,  who  are  all  expected 
to  be  made  friends  at  once  by  eating  when  they 
are  not  hungry,  and  listening  when  there  is  no- 
thing to  say.  But,  come,  it  is  not  proper  for 
me  to  criticise  these  mysteries,  so  let  us  go  back 
to  the  inn. 

In  the  coffee-room  a  Frenchman,  who  had  been 
in  London,  has  just  been  instructing  two  Mexicans, 
who  are  going  there,  as  to  hotels,  and  it  is  exces- 
sively amusing  to  hear  his  description  of  the 
London  "Caffy  Hous,"  and  the  hotels  in  "Lyces- 
ter-squar."  "  It  is  pronounced  squar,"  he  said, 
"  in  England." 


CHAPTER  XI. 


Private  concert — Thunderer — La  Hardt  Forest — Mul- 
house  Canal — Eiver  111 — Beading  stories — Madame 
Nico — Night  noises  —  Pets — Ducking — Vosges — Ad- 
mirers— Boat  on  wheels — New  wine. 

BALE  is,  in  every  sense,  a  turning-point  on  the 
Rhine.  The  course  of  the  river  here  bends 
abruptly  from  west  to  north,  and  the  character  of 
the  scenery  beside  it  alters  at  once  from  high 
sloping  banks  to  a  widespread  network  of  streams, 
all  entangled  in  countless  islands,  and  yet  ever 
tending  forward,  northward,  seaward  through  the 
great  rich  valley  of  the  Rhine  with  mountain  chains 
reared  on  each  side  like  two  everlasting  barriers. 

Here  then  we  could  start  anew  almost  in  any 
direction,  and  I  had  not  settled  yet  what  route  to 
take,  whether  by  the  Saone  and  Doubs  to  paddle 
to  the  Rhone,  and  so  descend  to  Marseilles,  and 
coast  by  the  Cornici  road,  and  sell  the  boat  at 
Genoa ;  or — and  this  second  plan  must  be  surely 
a  better  alternative,  if  by  it  we  can  avoid  a 


A    LADY    IN   THE    BUSH.  197 

sale  of  the  Rob  Roy — I  could  not  part  with  her 
now — so  let  us  at  once  decide  to  go  back  through 
France. 

We  were  yet  on  the  river  slowly  paddling  when 
this  decision  was  arrived  at,  and  the  river  carried 
me  still,  for  I  determined  not  to  leave  its  pleasant 
easy  current  for  a  slow  canal,  until  the  last  possible 
opportunity.  A  diligent  study  of  new  maps 
procured  at  Bale,  showed  that  a  canal  ran  north- 
ward nearly  parallel  to  the  Rhine,  and  approached 
very  near  to  the  river  at  one  particular  spot, 
which  indeed  looked  hard  enough  to  find  even  on 
the  map,  but  was  far  more  dubious  when  we  got 
into  a  maze  of  streamlets  and  little  rivers  circling 
among  high  osiers,  so  thick  and  close  that  even 
on  shore  it  was  impossible  to  see  a  few  yards. 

But  the  line  of  tall  poplars  along  the  canal 
was  visible  now  and  then,  so  I  made  a  guesswork 
turn,  and  it  was  not  far  wrong,  or  at  any  rate 
we  got  so  near  the  canal  that  by  winding  about 
for  a  little  in  a  pretty  limpid  stream,  I  brought 
the  Rob  Roy  at  last  within  carrying  distance. 

A  song  or  two  (without  words)  and  a  variation 
of  the  music  by  whistling  on  the  fingers  would 
be  sure  to  bring  anybody  out  of  the  osiers  who 
was  within  reach  of  the  outlandish  concert,  and 
so  it  proved,  for  a  woman's  head  soon  peered  over 
a  break  in  the  dense  cover.  She  wished  to  help 


198         BYRON  AND  THE  RHINE. 

to  carry  the  boat  herself,  but  the  skipper's  gal- 
lantry had  scruples  as  to  this  proposal,  so  she 
disappeared  and  soon  fetched  a  man,  and  we  bore 
the  canoe  with  some  trouble  through  hedges  and 
bushes,  and  over  dykes  and  ditches,  and  at  last 
through  deep  grassy  fields,  till  she  was  safely 
placed  on  the  canal. 

The  man  was  delighted  by  a  two-franc  piece. 
He  had  been  well  paid  for  listening  to  bad  music. 
As  for  the  boat  she  lay  still  and  resigned,  awaiting 
my  next  move,  and  as  for  me  I  sighed  to  give  a 
last  look  backward,  and  to  say  with  Byron — 

<(  Adieu  to  thee,  fair  Rhine  !     How  long  delighted 
The  stranger  fain  would  linger  on  his  way  ! 
Thine  is  a  scene  alike  where  souls  united 
Or  lonely  contemplation  thus  might  stray  ; 
And  could  the  ceaseless  vultures  cease  to  prey 
On  self -condemning  bosoms,  it  were  here, 
Where  Nature,  nor  too  sombre  nor  too  gay, 
Wild  but  not  rude,  awful  yet  not  austere, 

Is  to  the  mellow  earth  as  autumn  to  the  year. 

Adieu  to  thee  again !  a  vain  adieu  ! 
There  can  be  no  farewell  to  scene  like  thine  ; 
The  mind  is  colour'd  by  thy  every  hue  ; 
And  if  reluctantly  the  eyes  resign 
Their  cherish' d  gaze  upon  thee,  lovely  Rhine  ! 
'Tis  with  the  thankful  glance  of  parting  praise  ; 
More  mighty  spots  may  rise,  more  glaring  shine, 
But  none  unite  in  one  attaching  maze 
The  brilliant,  fair,  and  soft-  -the  glories  of  old  days. 


CURIOUS    BRIDGES.  199 

The  negligently  grand,  the  fruitful  bloom 
Of  coming  ripeness,  the  white  city's  sheen, 
The  rolling  stream,  the  precipice's  gloom, 
The  forest's  growth,  and  gothic  walls  between, 
The  wild  rocks  shaped  as  they  had  turrets  been 
In  mockery  of  man's  art ;  and  these  withal 
A  race  of  faces  happy  as  the  scene, 
Whose  fertile  bounties  here  extend  to  all, 
Still  springing  o'er  thy  banks,  though  empires  near  them  fall. 

But  these  recede.     Above  me  are  the  Alps, 
The  palaces  of  nature,  whose  vast  walls 
Have  pinnacled  in  clouds  their  snowy  scalps, 
And  throned  eternity  in  icy  halls 
Of  cold  sublimity,  where  forms  and  falls 
The  avalanche — the  thunderbolt  of  snow  ! 
All  that  expands  the  spirit,  yet  appals, 
Gather  around  these  summits,  as  to  show 
How  earth  may  pierce  to  heaven,  yet  leave  vain  man  below." 
—Ckilde  Harold,  Canto  III. 

To  my  surprise  and  satisfaction  the  canal  had 
a  decided  current  in  it,  and  in  the  right  direction 
too.  It  is  true  that  this  current  was  only  about 
two  miles  an  hour,  but  even  that  is  something ;  and 
though  the  little  channel  was  hardly  twelve  feet 
wide,  yet  it  was  clear  and  deep,  and  by  no  means 
stupid  to  travel  on. 

After  a  few  miles  I  came  to  a  drawbridge,  which 
rested  within  a  foot  of  the  water.  A  man  came 
to  raise  the  bridge  by  machinery,  and  he  was 
surprised  to  see  my  way  of  passing  it  instead, 


200  OMELETTE. 

that  is,  to  shove  my  boat  under  it,  while  I  quietly 
walked  over  the  top  and  got  into  the  boat  at  the 
other  side.  This  was,  without  doubt,  the  first  boat 
which  had  traversed  the  canal  without  the  bridge 
being  raised,  but  I  had  passed  several  very  low 
bridges  on  the  Danube,  some  of  them  not  two 
inches  above  the  surface  of  the  water.  The  very 
existence  of  these  proves  that  no  boats  pass  there, 
and  mine  only  passed  by  pulling  it  over  the  bridge 
itself.  It  may  be  asked,  how  such  a  low  bridge 
fares  in  flood  times  ?  and  the  answer  is,  that  the 
water  simply  flows  all  over  it.  In  some  cases 
the  planks  which  form  the  roadway  are  removed 
when  the  water  rises,  and  then  the  wayfaring 
man  who  comes  to  the  river  must  manage  in  some 
other  mode.  His  bridge  is  removed  at  the  very 
time  when  the  high  water  makes  it  most  neces- 
sary. 

The  bridge  man  was  so  intelligent  in  his  re- 
marks that  we  determined  to  stop  there  and  break- 
fast, so  I  left  the  canoe  in  his  charge  and  found 
my  way  to  a  little  publichouse  at  the  hamlet  of 
Gros  Kembs,  and  helped  the  wizened  old  lady 
who  ruled  there  to  make  me  an  omelette — my  help, 
by  the  bye,  consisted  in  ordering,  eating,  and 
paying  for  the  omelette,  for  the  rest  she  was  sure 
to  do  well  enough,  as  all  French  women  can,  and 
no  English  ones. 


GROS    KEMBS    THUNDERER.  201 

The  village  gossips  soon  arrived,  and  each 
person  who  saw  the  boat  came  on  to  the  inn  to 
see  the  foreigner  who  could  sail  in  such  a  batteau. 

The  courteous  and  respectful  behaviour  of  Con- 
tinental people  is  so  uniform  that  the  stranger 
among  them  is  bound,  I  think,  to  amuse  and  interest 
these  folk  in  return.  This  was  most  easily  done 
by  showing  all  my  articles  of  luggage,*  and  of 
course  the  drawings.  A  Testament  with  gilt 
leaves  was,  however,  the  chief  object  of  curiosity, 
and  all  the  savants  of  the  party  tried  in  turn  to 
read  it. 

One  of  these  as  spokesman,  and  with  commen- 
dable gravity,  told  me  he  had  read  in  their  district 
newspaper  about  the  canoe,  but  he  little  expected 
to  have  the  honour  of  meeting  its  owner. 

Fancy  the  local  organ  of  such  a  place !  Is  it 
called  the  "News  of  the  Wold,"  or  the  "Gros 
Kembs  Thunderer "?  Well,  whatever  was  the 
title  of  the  Gazette,  it  had  an  article  about  Pontius 
Pilate  and  my  visit  to  the  Titisee  in  the  Black 
Forest,  and  this  it  was  no  doubt  which  made  these 
canal  people  so  very  inquisitive  on  the  occasion. 

The  route  now  lay  through  the  great  forest  of 
La  Hardt,  with  dense  thickets  on  each  side  of  the 
canal,  and  not  a  sound  anywhere  to  be  heard  but 

*  See  an  inventory  of  these  in  the  Appendix. 


202  LA    HARDT    FOREST. 

the  hum  now  and  then  of  a  dragon  fly.  One  or 
two  woodmen  met  me  as  they  trudged  silently 
home  from  work,  but  there  was  a  lonely  feeling 
about  the  place  without  any  of  the  romance  of 
wild  country. 

In  the  most  brilliant  day  the  scenery  of  a  canal 
has  at  best  but  scant  liveliness,  the  whole  thing  is 
so  prosaic  and  artificial,  and  in  fact  stupid,  if  one 
can  ever  say  that  of  any  place  where  there  is 
fresh  air  and  clear  water,  and  blue  sky  and  green 
trees. 

Still  I  had  to  push  on,  and  sometimes,  for  a 
change,  to  tow  the  boat  while  I  walked.  The  dif- 
ference between  a  glorious  river  encircling  you 
with  lofty  rocks  and  this  canal  with  its  earthen 
walls  was  something  like  that  between  walking 
among  high  mountains  and  being  shut  up  by 
mistake  in  Bloomsbury-square. 

No  birds  chirped  or  sung,  or  even  flew  past, 
only  the  buzzing  of  flies  was  mingled  with 
the  distant  shriek  of  a  train  on  the  railway. 
It  is  this  railway  which  has  killed  the  canal,  for  I 
saw  no  boats  moving  upon  it.  The  long  continued 
want  of  rain  had  also  reduced  its  powers  of  accom- 
modation for  traffic,  and  the  traffic  is  so  little  at 
the  best  that  it  would  not  pay  to  buy  water  for 
the  supply.  For  in  times  of  drought  canal  water 
is  very  expensive.  It  was  said  that  the  Regent's 


MULHOUSE.  203 

Canal,  in  London,  had  to  pay  5,000/.  for  what 
they  required  last  summer,  in  consequence  of  the 
dryness  of  the  season. 

At  length  we  came  to  a  great  fork  of  the  canal 
in  a  wide  basin,  and  I  went  along  the  branch  to 
the  town  of  Mulhouse,  a  place  of  great  wealth, 
the  largest  French  cotton  town — the  Manchester 
of  France. 

The  street  boys  here  were  very  troublesome, 
partly  because  they  were  intelligent,  and  therefore 
inquisitive,  and  partly  because  manufacturing 
towns  make  little  urchins  precocious  and  forward 
in  their  manners. 

I  hired  a  truck  from  a  woman  and  hired  a  man 
to  drag  if,  and  so  took  the  boat  to  the  best  hotel, 
a  fine  large  house,  where  they  at  once  recognized 
the  canoe,  and  seemed  to  know  all  about  it  from 
report. 

The  hotel  porter  delayed  so  long  next  morning 
to  wheel  the  boat  to  the  railway,  that  when  we  took 
her  into  the  luggage  office  as  usual  and  placed  the 
boat  on  the  counter  with  the  trunks  and  band- 
boxes, the  officials  declined  to  put  it  in  the  train. 

This  was  the  first  time  it  had  been  refused  on  a 
railroad,  and  I  used  every  kind  of  persuasion,  but 
in  vain,  and  this  being  the  first  application  of 
the  kind  on  French  soil  we  felt  that  difficulties 
were  ahead,  if  this  precedent  was  to  hold  good. 


204  REJECTED    ON    A    KAILROAD. 

Subsequent  experience  showed  that  the  French 
railways  will  not  take  a  canoe  as  baggage  ;  while 
the  other  seven  or  eight  countries  we  had  brought 
the  boat  through  were  all  amenable  to  pressure 
on  this  point. 

We  had  desired  to  go  by  the  railway  only  a  few 
miles,  but  it  would  have  enabled  me  to  avoid  about 
fifty  locks  on  the  canal  and  thus  have  saved  two 
tedious  days.  As,  however,  they  would  not  take 
the  boat  in  a  passenger  train  we  carried  her  back  to 
the  canal,  and  I  determined  to  face  the  locks 
boldly,  and  to  regard  them  as  an  exercise  of 
patience  and  of  the  flexor  muscles,  as  it  happens 
sometimes  one's  walk  is  only  "  a  constitutional." 

The  Superintendent  of  the  Rhine  and  Rhone 
Canal  was  very  civil,  and  endeavoured  to  give  me 
the  desirable  information  I  required,  but  which  he 
had  not  got,  that  is  to  say,  the  length,  depth,  and 
general  character  of  the  several  rivers  we  proposed 
to  navigate  in  connexion  with  streams  less 
"  canalize,"  so  I  had  to  begin  again  as  usual, 
without  any  knowledge  of  the  way. 

With  rather  an  ill-tempered  "  adieu"  to  Mul- 
house,  the  Rob  Roy  set  off  again  on  its  voyage. 
The  water  assumed  quite  a  new  aspect,  now  that 
one  must  go  by  it,  but  it  was  not  so  much  the 
water  as  the  locks  which  were  objectionable. 
For  at  each  of  these  there  is  a  certain  form  of 


LOCK   CEREMONIES.  205 

operations  to  be  gone  through — all  very  trifling 
and  without  variety,  yet  requiring  to  be  carefully 
performed,  or  you  may  have  the  boat  injured,  or 
a  ducking  for  yourself. 

When  we  get  to  a  lock  I  have  to  draw  to  the 
bank,  open  my  waterproof  covering,  put  my 
package  and  paddle  ashore,  then  step  out  and 
haul  the  boat  out  of  the  water.  By  this  time 
two  or  three  persons  usually  congregate.  I  select 
the  most  likely  one,  and  ask  him  to  help  in  such 
a  persuasive  but  dignified  manner  that  he  feels  it 
an  honour  to  carry  one  end  of  the  boat  while 
I  take  the  other,  and  so  we  put  her  in  again 
above  the  barrier,  and,  if  the  man  looks  poor, 
I  give  him  a  few  sous.  At  some  of  the  locks 
they  asked  me  for  a  "carte  de  permission,"  or 
pass  for  travelling  on  their  canal,  but  I  laughed 
the  matter  off,  and  when  they  pressed  it  with 
a  "  mais  monsieur,"  I  kept  treating  the  proposal 
as  a  good  joke,  until  the  officials  were  fairly 
baffled  and  gave  in.  The  fact  is,  we  had  got  into 
the  canal  as  one  gets  over  the  hedge  on  to  a  public 
road,  and  as  I  did  not  use  any  of  the  water  in  locks 
or  any  of  the  lock-keepers'  time,  and  the  "  pass  " 
was  a  mere  form,  price  5d.,  it  was  but  reason- 
able to  go  unquestioned;  and  besides,  this  "carte" 
could  not  be  obtained  except  at  the  beginning. 
Having  set  off  late,  we  went  on  until  about  sunset, 


206  THE    ILL    AND    THE    WHITE    HORSE. 

when  the  route  suddenly  passed  into  the  river 
111,  a  long  dull  stream,  which  flows  through  the 
Yosges  into  the  Rhine. 

This  stream  was  now  quite  stagnant,  and  a  mere 
collection  of  pools  covered  by  thick  scum.  It  was 
therefore  a  great  comfort  to  have  only  a  short 
voyage  upon  it. 

When  the  Rob  Roy  again  entered  the  canal,  an 
acquaintance  was  formed  with  a  fine  young  lad, 
who  was  reading  as  he  sauntered  along.  He  was 
reading  of  canoe  adventures  in  America,  and  so 
I  got  him  to  walk  some  miles  beside  me,  and 
to  help  the  boat  over  some  locks,  telling  him 
he  could  thus  see  how  different  actual  canoeing 
was  from  the  book  stories  about  it  made  up  of 
romance !  He  was  pining  for  some  expansion 
of  his  sphere,  and  specially  for  foreign  travel,  and 
above  all  to  see  England. 

We  went  to  an  auberge,  w^here  I  ordered  a 
bottle  of  wine,  the  cost  of  which  was  twopence 
halfpenny.  After  he  left,  and  as  it  was  now 
dark,  I  halted,  put  my  boat  in  a  lock-keeper's 
house,  and  made  his  son  conduct  me  to  the  little 
village  of  Illfurth,  a  most  unsophisticated  place 
indeed,  with  a  few  vineyards  on  a  hill  behind  it, 
though  the  railway  has  a  road  station  near.  It 
was  not  easy  to  mistake  which  was  the  best 
house  here  even  in  the  dark,  so  I  inquired  of 


TAPROOM    CHARACTERS.  207 

Madame  at  " The  White  Horse"  if  she  could  give 
me  a  bed.  "  Not  in  a  room  for  one  alone ;  three 
others  will  be  sleeping  in  the  same  chamber." 

This  she  had  answered  after  glancing  at  my 
puny  package  and  travel-worn  dress,  but  her 
ideas  about  the  guest  were  enlarged  when  she 
heard  of  how  he  had  come,  and  so  she  managed 
(they  always  do  if  you  give  time  and  smiles  and 
show  sketches)  to  allot  me  a  nice  little  room 
to  myself,  with  two  beds  of  the  hugest  size,  a 
water-jug  of  the  most  minute  dimensions,  and 
sheets  very  coarse  and  very  clean.  Another 
omelette  was  consumed  while  the  customary 
visitors  surrounded  the  benighted  traveller; 
carters,  porters,  all  of  them  with  courteous 
manners,  and  behaving  so  well  to  me  and  to 
one  another,  and  talking  such  good  sense,  as 
to  make  me  feel  how  different  from  this  is  the 
noisy  taproom  of  a  roadside  English  "  public." 

Presently  two  fine  fellows  of  the  Gendarmerie 
came  in  for  their  half  bottle  of  wine,  at  one 
penny,  and  as  both  of  them  had  been  in  the 
Crimea  there  was  soon  ample  subject  for  most 
interesting  conversation.  This  was  conducted 
in  French,  but  the  people  here  usually  speak 
a  patois  utterly  impossible  for  one  to  comprehend. 
I  found  they  were  discussing  me  under  various 
conjectures,  and  they  settled  at  last  that  I  must 


208  NIGHT    NOISES. 

be  rather  an  odd  fish,  but  certainly  "  a  gentleman/' 
and  probably  "  noble."  They  were  most  sur- 
prised to  hear  I  meant  to  stop  all  the  next  day 
at  Illfurth,  simply  because  it  was  Sunday,  but 
they  did  not  fail  to  ask  for  my  passport,  which 
until  this  had  been  carried  all  the  way  without 
a  single  inquiry  on  the  subject. 

The  sudden  change  from  a  first-rate  hotel  this 
morning  to  the  roadside  inn  at  Illfurth,  was 
more  entertaining  on  account  of  its  variety  than 
for  its  agreeables ;  but  in  good  health  and  good 
weather  one  can  put  up  with  anything. 

The  utter  silence  of  peaceful  and  cool  night 
in  a  place  like  this  reigns  undisturbed  until  about 
four  o'clock  in  early  morn,  when  the  first  sound 
is  some  matutinal  cock,  who  crows  first  because 
he  is  proud  of  being  first  awake.  After  he  has 
asserted  his  priority  thus  once  or  twice,  another 
deeper  toned  rooster  replies,  and  presently  a  dozen 
cocks  are  all  in  full  ^ong,  and  in  different  keys. 
In  half  an  hour  you  hear  a  man's  voice;  next, 
some  feminine  voluble  remarks ;  then  a  latch 
is  moved  and  clicks,  the  dog  gives  a  morning 
bark,  and  a  horse  stamps  his  foot  in  the  stable 
because  the  flies  have  aroused  to  breakfast  on  his 
tender  skin.  At  length  a  pig  grunts,  his  gastric 
juice  is  fairly  awake,  the  day  is  begun.  And  so 
the  stream  of  life,  thawed  from  its  sleep,  flows 


DUCKING    IN    A   POND.  209 

gently  on  again,  and  at  length  the  full  tide  of 
village  business  is  soon  in  agitation,  with  men's 
faces  and  women's  quite  as  full  of  import  as  if 
this  French  Stoke  Pogis  were  the  capital  of  the 
world. 

While  the  inmates  prepare  for  early  mass,  and 
my  bowl  of  coffee  is  set  before  me,  there  are  four 
dogs,  eight  cats,  and  seven  canaries  (I  counted 
them)  all  looking  on,  moving,  twittering,  mewing, 
each  evidently  sensible  that  a  being  from  some 
other  land  is  present  among  them ;  and  as  these 
little  pets  look  with  doubtful  inquiring  eyes  on 
the  stranger,  there  is  felt  more  strongly  by  him 
too,  "  Yes,  I  am  in  a  foreign  country." 

On  Sunday  I  had  a  quiet  rest,  and  walk,  and 
reading,  and  an  Englishman,  who  had  come  out 
for  a  day  from  Mulhouse  to  fish,  dined  in  the 
pleasant  arbour  of  the  inn  with  his  family.  One 
of  his  girls  managed  to  fall  into  a  deep  pond  and 
was  nearly  drowned,  but  I  heard  her  cries,  and 
we  soon  put  her  to  rights.  This  Briton  spoke 
with  quite  a  foreign  accent,  having  been  six  years 
in  France  ;  but  his  Lancashire  dialect  reappeared 
in  conversation,  and  he  said  he  had  just  been 
reading  about  the  canoe  in  a  Manchester  paper. 
His  children  had  gone  that  morning  to  a  Sunday- 
school  before  they  came  out  by  railway  to 
fish  in  the  river  here;  but  I  could  not  help 
p 


210  STRANDED    GEESE. 

contrasting  their  rude  manners  with  the  good 
behaviour  of  the  little  "lady  and  gentleman" 
children  of  my  host.  One  of  these,  Philibert, 
was  very  intelligent,  and  spent  an  hour  or  two 
with  me,  so  we  became  great  friends.  He  asked 
all  kinds  of  questions  about  England  and  America, 
far  more  than  I  was  able  to  answer.  I  gave  him 
a  little  book  with  a  picture  in  it,  that  he  might 
read  it  to  his  father,  for  it  contained  the  remark- 
able conversation  between  Napoleon  and  his 
Marshal  at  St.  Helena  concerning  the  Christian 
religion,  a  paper  well  worth  reading,  whoever 
spoke  the  words. 

This  Sunday  being  an  annual  village  fete  a 
band  played,  and  some  very  uncouth  couples 
waltzed  the  whole  day.  Large  flocks  of  sheep, 
following  their  shepherds,  wandered  over  the 
arid  soil.  The  poor  geese,  too,  were  flapping  their 
wings  in  vain  as  they  tried  to  swim  in  water  an 
inch  deep,  where  usually  there  had  been  pleasant 
pools  in  the  river.  I  sympathized  with  the  geese, 
for  I  missed  my  river  sadly  too. 

My  bill  here  for  the  two  nights,  with  plenty  to 
eat  and  drink,  amounted  to  five  shillings  in  all, 
and  I  left  good  Madame  Mco  with  some  regret, 
starting  again  on  the  canal,  which  looked  more 
dully  and  dirty  than  before. 

After  one  or  two  locks  this  sort  of  travelling 


HUMILIATED.  211 

became  so  insufferable  that  I  suddenly  determined 
to  change  my  plans  entirely — for  is  not  one  free  ? 
By  the  present  route  several  days  would  be  con- 
sumed in  going  over  the  hills  by  a  series  of 
tedious  locks ;  besides,  this  very  canal  had  been 
already  traversed  by  the  four-oar  boat  Waterwitch 
some  years  ago. 

A  few  moments  of  thought,  and  I  got  on  the 
bank  to  look  for  a  way  of  deliverance.  Far  off 
could  be  seen  the  vine-clad  hills  of  the  Yosges, 
and  I  decided  at  once  to  leave  the  canal,  cross 
the  country  to  those  hills,  cart  the  canoe  over 
the  range,  and  so  reach  the  source  of  the  Moselle, 
and  thus  begin  to  paddle  on  quite  another  set 
of  rivers.  We  therefore  turned  the  prow  back, 
went  down  the  canal,  and  again  entered  the  river 
111,  but  soon  found  it  was  now  too  shallow  to 
float  even  my  canoe.  Once  more  I  retraced  my 
way,  ascending  the  locks,  and,  passing  by  111- 
furth,  went  on  to  reach  a  village  where  a  cart 
could  be  had.  Desperation  made  me  paddle  hard 
even  in  the  fierce  sun,  but  it  was  not  that  this 
so  much  troubled  me  as  the  humiliation  of  thus 
rowing  back  and  forward  for  miles  on  a  dirty, 
stagnant  canal,  and  passing  by  the  same  locks 
two  or  three  times,  with  the  full  conviction  that 
the  people  who  gazed  at  the  procedure  must  be- 
lieve me  not  only  to  be  mad  (this  much  one  can 
p  2 


212  METAPHYSICS. 

put  up  with.),  but  furiously  insane,  and  dangerous 
to  be  at  large. 

Whether  we  confess  it  or  not  we  all  like  to  be 
admired.  The  right  or  wrong  of  this  depends  on 
for  what  and  from  whom  we  covet  admiration. 
But  when  the  deed  you  attract  attention  by  is 
neither  a  great  one,  nor  a  deed  which  others 
have  not  done  or  cannot  do,  but  is  one  that 
all  other  people  could  but  would  not  do,  then 
you  are  not  admired  as  remarkable  but  only  stared 
at  as  singular. 

The  shade  of  a  suspicion  that  this  is  so  in  any 
act  done  before  lookers-on  is  enough  to  make  it 
hateful.  Nay,  you  have  then  the  sufferings  of  a 
martyr,  without  his  cause  or  his  glory.  But  I 
fear  that  instead  of  getting  a  cart  for  the  canoe  I 
am  getting  out  of  depth  in  metaphysics,  which 
means,  you  know,  "When  ane  maun  explains 
till  anither  what  he  disna  under staun  himsel,  that's 
metapheesics." 

Well,  when  we  came  to  the  prescribed  village, 
named  Haidwiller,  we  found  they  had  plenty  of 
carts,  but  not  one  would  come  to  help  me  even 
for  a  good  round  sum.  It  was  their  first  day 
with  the  grapes,  and  "  ancient  customs  must  be 
observed";  so  we  went  on  still  further  to 
another  village,  where  they  were  letting  out  the 
water  from  the  canal  to  repair  a  lock. 


BOAT   CART 


213 


"The  Rob  Roy  on  wheels." 

Here  was  a  position  of  unenviable  repose  for 
the  poor  Rob  Roy!  No  water  to  float  in,  and 
no  cart  to  carry  her. 

To  aid  deliberation  I  attacked  a  large  cake  of 
hot  flour  baked  by  the  lock-keeper's  dirty  wife, 
and  we  stuck  plums  in  it  to  make  it  go  down, 
while  the  man  hied  off  to  the  fields  to  get  some 
animal  that  could  drag  a  clumsy  vehicle — cart 
is  too  fine  a  name  for  it — which  I  had  impressed 
from  a  ploughman  near. 


214  BOAT    CART. 

The  man  came  back  leading  a  gloomy-looking 
bullock,  and  we  started  with  the  boat  now  tra- 
velling on  wheels,  but  at  a  most  dignified 
pace.* 

This  was  the  arrangement  till  we  reached 
another  village,  which  had  no  vineyards,  and 
where  therefore  we  soon  found  a  horse,  instead 
of  the  gruff  bullock  ;  while  the  natives  were  lost 
in  amazement  to  see  a  boat  in  a  cart,  and  a  big 
foreigner  gabbling  beside  it. 

The  sun  was  exceedingly  hot,  and  the  road 
dusty ;  but  I  felt  the  walk  would  be  a  pleasant 
change,  though  my  driver  kept  muttering  to  him- 
self about  my  preference  of  pedestrianism  to  the 
fearful  jolts  of  his  cart. 

We  passed  thus  through  several  villages  on  a 
fine  fruitful  plain,  and  at  some  of  them  the  horse 
had  to  bait,  or  the  driver  to  lunch,  or  his  em- 
ployer to  refresh  the  inner  man,  in  every  case  the 
population  being  favoured  with  an.account  by  the 
driver  of  all  he  knew  about  the  boat,  and  a  great 
deal  more. 

At  one  of  the  inns  on  the  road  some  new  wine 
was  produced  on  the  table.  It  had  been  made 
only  the  day  before,  and  its  colour  was  exactly 

*  The  sketch  represents  the  lady  cow  which  dragged 
the  cart  at  Lauffenburg,  but  it  will  do  almost  equally  well 
for  the  present  equipage. 


NEW   WINE.  215 

like  that  of  cold  tea,  with  milk  and  sugar  in  it, 
while  its  taste  was  very  luscious  and  sweet. 
This  new  wine  is  sometimes  in  request,  but 
especially  among  the  women.  "  Corn  shall  make 
the  young  men  cheerful,  and  new  wine  the 
maids."  (Zech.  ix.  17.) 


CHAPTER  XII. 


Bonfire  —  My  wife  —  Matthews — Tunnel  picture  —  Im- 
posture —  Fancy  —  Moselle  —  Cocher — "  Saturday  Re- 
view" Tracts — Gymnastics — The  paddle — A  spell — 
Overhead — Feminine  forum — Public  breakfast. 

As  evening  came  on  the  little  flag  of  the  Rob 
Roy,  which  was  always  hoisted,  even  in  a  cart, 
showed  signs  of  animation,  being  now  revived 
by  a  fresh  breeze  from  the  beautiful  Yosges 
mountains  when  we  gradually  brought  their 
outline  more  distinctly  near. 

Then  we  had  to  cross  the  river  Thur,  but  that 
was  an  easy  matter  in  these  scorching  days  of 
drought.  So  the  cavalcade  went  on  till,  the  high 
road  being  reached,  we  drove  the  cart  into  the 
pretty  town  of  Thann.  The  driver  insisted  on 
going  to  his  hotel,  but  when  there  I  saw  it  could 
not  be  the  best  in  a  town  of  this  size  (experience 
quickens  perception  in  these  matters),  and  I 
simply  took  the  reins,  backed  out  of  the  yard, 
and  drove  to  a  better  one. 

Here  the  hotel-keeper  had  read  of  the  Rob 
Roy,  so  it  was  received  with  all  the  honours,  and 
the  best  of  his  good  things  was  at  my  disposal. 


BONFIRE.  217 

In  the  evening  I  burned  some  magnesium-wire 
signals  to  amuse  the  rustics,  who  came  in  great 
crowds  along  the  roads,  drawing  home  their 
bullock-carts,  well  loaded  with  large  vats  full  of 
the  new  grapes,  and  singing  hoarsely  as  they 
waved  aloft  flowers  and  garlands  and  danced 
around  them, — the  rude  rejoicings  for  a  bounteous 
vine  harvest.  It  is  remarkable  how  soon  the 
good  singing  of  Germany  is  lost  trace  of  when 
you  cross  into  France,  though  the  language  of 
the  peasant  here  was  German  enough. 

At  night  we  went  to  see  an  experiment  in  put- 
ting out  fires.  A  large  bonfire  was  lighted  in  the 
market-place,  and  the  inventor  of  the  new  apparatus 
came  forward,  carrying  on  his  back  a  vessel  full  of 
water,  under  the  pressure  of  "  six  atmospheres  " 
of  carbonic  acid  gas.  He  directed  this  on  the  fire 
from  a  small  squirt  at  the  end  of  a  tube,  and  it 
was  certainly  most  successful  in  immediately  ex- 
tinguishing the  flames.*  This  gentleman  and 
other  savants  of  the  town  then  visited  the  boat, 
and  the  usual  entertainment  of  the  sketch-book 
closed  a  pleasant  day,  which  had  begun  with 
every  appearance  of  being  the  reverse. 

Although  this  is  a  busy  place,  I  found  only  one 

*  This  invention,  1'Extincteur,  has  since  been  exhibited 
in  London,  and  it  seems  to  be  a  valuable  one. 


*218  MY   WIFE. 

book-shop  in  it,  and  that  a  very  bad  one.  A 
priest  and  two  nuns  were  making  purchases  there, 
and  I  noticed  that  more  images  and  pictures  than 
printed  books  were  kept  for  sale. 

Next  morning  a  new  railroad  enabled  me  to 
take  the  boat  a  little  further  into  the  hills ;  but 
they  fought  hard  to  make  her  go  separate,  that  is, 
in  a  "merchandise  "  train,  though  I  said  the  boat 
was  "  my  wife,"  and  could  not  travel  alone.  At 
last  they  put  their  wise  heads  together,  filled  up 
five  separate  printed  forms,  charged  double  fare, 
and  the  whole  thing  cost  me  just  ninepence. 
Yerily,  the  French  are  still  overloaded  with  forms, 
and  are  still  in  the  straitwaistcoat  of  systeme. 
The  railway  winds  among  green  hills,  while  here 
and  there  a  "  fabrik,"  or  factory,  nestles  in  a 
valley,  or  illumines  a  hill-side  at  night  with  its 
numerous  windows  all  lighted  up.  These  are  the 
chief  depots  of  that  wonderful  industry  of  taste 
which  spreads  the  shawls  and  scarfs  of  France 
before  the  eyes  of  an  admiring  world,  for  ladies 
to  covet,  and  for  their  husbands  to  buy.  I  was 
informed  that  the  designs  for  patterns  here  cost 
large  sums,  as  if  they  were  the  oil  paintings  of 
the  first  masters,  and  that  three  times  as  much  is 
paid  in  France  for  cutting  one  in  wood  as  will  be 
given  by  an  English  manufacturer. 

At  Wesserling  we  managed  to  mount  the  Rob 


219 

Roy  on  a  spring  vehicle,  and  we  set  off  gaily  up 
the  winding  road  that  passes  the  watershed  of  the 
Yosges  mountains.  I  never  had  a  more  charming 
drive.  For  six  hours  we  were  among  woods, 
vineyards,  bright  rivulets,  and  rich  pastures. 
Walking  up  a  hill,  we  overtook  a  carriage,  and 
found  one  of  the  occupants  was  an  Englishman. 
But  he  had  resided  in  France  for  more  than 
twenty  years,  and  really  I  could  scarcely  under- 
stand his  English.  He  spoke  of  "  dis  ting,"  and 
"  ve  vill  go/'  and  frequently  mingled  French  and 
German  words  with  his  native  tongue.  In  a 
newspaper  article  here  we  noticed  after  the  name 
"  Matthews,"  the  editor  had  considerately  added, 
"pronounced,  in  English,  Massious."  This  is 
well  enough  for  a  Frenchman,  but  it  certainly 
is  difficult  to  conceive  how  a  man  can  fail  in  pro- 
nouncing our  "  th,"  if  he  is  a  real  live  English- 
man. When  he  found  out  my  name,  he  grasped 
my  hand,  and  said  how  deeply  interested  he  had 
been  in  a  pamphlet  written  by  one  of  the  same 
name.* 

The  spring  carriage  had  been  chartered  as  an 
expensive  luxury  in  this  cheap  tour,  that  is  to  say, 
my  boat  and  myself  were  to  be  carried  about 

*  The  Loss  of  the  Kent  East  Indiaman  by  Fire  in  the 
Bay  of  Biscay,  by  General  Sir  D.  Macgregor,  K.C.B. 
(Religious  Tract  Society,  Paternoster-row.)  See  a  further 
note  on  this  in  the  Appendix. 


220  TUNNEL    ON    THE    VOSGES. 

thirty-five  miles  in  a  comfortable  four-wheeled 
vehicle  for  twenty-six  francs — not  very  dear  when 
you  consider  that  it  saved  a  whole  day's  time  to 
me  and  a  whole  day's  jolting  to  the  canoe,  which 
seemed  to  enjoy  its  soft  bed  on  the  top  of  the 
cushion,  and  to  appreciate  very  well  the  conveni- 
ence of  springs.  After  a  good  hard  pull  up  a 
winding  road  we  got  to  the  top  of  the  pass  of  this 
"  little  Switzerland,"  as  it  is  called,  and  here  was 
a  tunnel  on  the  very  crest  of  the  watershed. 

The  arch  of  this  dark  tunnel  made  an  excellent 
frame  to  a  magnificent  picture  ;  for  before  me  was 
stretched  out  broad  France.  All  streams  at  our 
back  went  down  to  the  all-absorbing  Rhine,  but 
those  in  front  would  wend  their  various  ways, 
some  to  the  Mediterranean,  others  into  the  Bay  of 
Biscay,  and  the  rest  into  the  British  Channel. 

A  thousand  peaks  and  wooded  knolls  were  on 
this  side  and  that,  while  a  dim  panorama  of  five 
or  six  villages  and  sunny  plains  extended  before 
us.  This  was  the  chain  of  the  Yosges  mountains 
and  their  pleasant  vales,  where  many  valorous 
men  have  been  reared.  The  most  noted  crusaders 
came  from  this  district,  and  from  here  too  the  first 
of  the  two  great  Napoleons  drew  the  best  soldiers 
of  his  army.*  Most  of  the  community  are 
Protestants. 

*  The  giant  called  "  Anak,"  who  has  been  exhibiting 
in  London,  is  from  the  Vosges  mountains. 


IMPOSTURES.  221 

High  up  on  one  side  of  us  was  a  pilgrim  station, 
where  thousands  of  people  come  year  by  year,  and 
probably  they  get  fine  fresh  air  and  useful  exer- 
cise. The  French  seem  to  walk  farther  for 
superstitious  purposes  than  for  mere  pedestrian 
amusement.* 

My  English  friend  now  got  into  my  carriage, 
and  we  drove  a  little  way  from  the  road  to  the  vil- 
lage of  Bussang  to  see  the  source  of  the  Moselle. 

This  river  rises  under  the  "  Ballon  d' Alsace," 
a  lofty  mountain  with  a  rounded  top,  and  the 
stream  consists  at  first  of  four  or  five  very  tiny 

*  Among  other  celebrated  French  "  stations "  there  is 
the  mountain  of  La  Salette,  near  Grenoble,  where,  even  in 
one  day,  16,000  pilgrims  have  ascended  to  visit  the  spot 
where  the  Virgin  Mary  was  said  to  have  spoken  to  some 
shepherds.  On  the  occasion  of  my  pilgrimage  there  I  met 
some  donkeys  with  panniers  bringing  down  holy  water  (in 
lemonade  bottles)  which  was  sold  throughout  Europe  for  a 
shilling  a  bottle,  until  a  priest  at  the  bottom  of  the  mountain 
started  a  private  pump  of  his  own.  The  woman  who  had 
been  hired  to  personate  the  Holy  Saint  confessed  the  de- 
ception, and  it  was  exploded  before  the  courts  of  law  in  a 
report  which  I  read  on  the  spot ;  but  the  Roman  Catholic 
papers,  even  in  England,  published  attractive  articles  to 
support  this  flagrant  imposture,  and  its  truth  and  goodness 
were  vehemently  proclaimed  in  a  book  by  the  Romish 
Bishop  of  Birmingham,  with  the  assent  of  the  Pope.  Me- 
thinks  it  is  easier  to  march  barefoot  100  miles  over  sharp 
stones  than  to  plod  your  honest  walk  of  life  on  common 
pavement  and  with  strong  soled  boots. 


222  SOURCE    OF    THE    MOSELLE. 

trickling  rivulets  which  unite  and  come  forth  in  a 
little  spring  well  about  the  size  of  a  washing- 
tub,  from  which  the  water  flows  across  the  road 
in  a  channel  that  you  can  bridge  with  your 
fingers. 

But  this  bubbling  brook  had  great  interest  for 
me,  as  I  meant  to  follow  its  growth  until  it  would 
be  strong  enough  to  bear  me  on  its  cool,  clear 
water,  now  only  like  feathers  strewed  among  the 
grass,  and  singing  its  first  music  very  pretty  and 
low. 

We  like  to  see  the  source  of  a  great  river ;  a 
romantic  man  must  have  much  piquant  thought  at 
the  sight,  and  a  poetic  man  must  be  stirred  by  its 
sentiment.  Every  great  thought  must  also  have 
had  a  source  or  germ,  and  it  would  be  interesting 
to  know  how  and  when  some  of  the  grand  ideas 
that  have  afterwards  aroused  nations  first  thrilled 
in  the  brain  of  a  genius,  a  warrior,  a  philosopher, 
or  a  statesman.  And  besides  having  a  source, 
each  stream  of  thought  has  a  current  too,  with 
ripples  and  deep  pools,  and  scenery  as  it  were 
around.  Some  thoughts  are  lofty,  others  broad ; 
some  are  straight,  and  others  round  about ;  some 
are  rushing,  while  others  glide  peacefully ;  only  a 
few  are  clear  and  deep. 

But  this  is  not  the  place'  to  launch  upon  fancy's 
dreams,  or  even  to  describe  the  real,  pretty  valleys 
around  us  in  the  Yosges.  We  go  through  these 


LAGOONS   AND    STARS.  223 

merely  to  find  water  for  the  Rob  Hoy,  and  in  this 
search  we  keep  descending  every  hour. 

When  the  bright  stars  came  out  they  glittered 
below  thick  trees  in  pools  of  the  water  now  so 
quickly  become  a  veritable  river,  and  I  scanned 
each  lagoon  in  the  darkness  to  know  if  still  it  was 
too  small  for  the  boat. 

We  came  to  the  town  of  Remiremont  and  to  a 
bad  sort  of  inn,  where  all  was  disorder  and  dirt. 
The  driver  sat  down  with  me  to  a  late  supper  and 
behaved  with  true  French  politeness,  which  always 
shows  better  in  company  than  in  private,  or  when 
real  self-denial  or  firm  friendship  is  to  be  tested. 
So  he  ate  of  his  five  different  courses,  and  had  his 
wine,  fruit,  and  neat  little  etceteras,  and  my  bill 
next  day  for  our  united  entertainment  and  lodging 
was  just  3s.  4d. 

This  cocker  was  an  intelligent  man,  and  con- 
versed on  his  own  range  of  subjects  with  consider- 
able tact,  and  when  our  conversation  was  turned 
upon  the  greater  things  of  another  world  he  said, 
"  They  must  be  happy  there,  for  none  of  them 
have  ever  come  back" — a  strange  thought,  oddly 
phrased.  As  he  became  interested  in  the  subject 
I  gave  him  a  paper  upon  it,  which  he  at  once 
commenced  to  read  aloud.* 

*  Some  days  previously  a  stranger  gave  me  a  bundle  of 
papers  to  read,  for  which  I  thanked  him  much.  After- 


224  LAUGHING    CROWD. 

Next  morning,  the  20th  of  September,  the  Rob 
Hoy  was  brought  to  the  door  in  a  handcart,  and 
was  soon  attended  by  its  usual  levee. 

As  we  had  come  into  the  town  late  at  night  the 
gazers  were  ignorant  of  any  claims  this  boat 
might  have  upon  their  respect,  and  some  of  them 
derided  the  idea  of  its  being  able  to  float  on  the 
river  here,  or  at  any  rate  to  go  more  than  a  mile 
or  two. 

But  having  previously  taken  a  long  walk  before 
breakfast  to  examine  the  Moselle,  I  was  convinced 
it  could  be  begun  even  here  and  in  this  dry  season. 
The  porter  was  therefore  directed  to  go  forward, 
and  the  boat  moved  towards  the  river  amid 
plaudits  rather  ambiguous,  until  a  curious  old 
gentleman,  with  green  spectacles  and  a  white  hat, 
kindly  brought  the  sceptical  mob  to  their  senses 
by  telling  them  he  had  read  often  about  the  boat, 
and  they  must  not  make  fun  of  it  now. 

wards  at  leisure  I  examined  the  packet,  which  consisted  of 
about  thirty  large  pages  sewn  together,  and  comprising 
tracts  upon  politics,  science,  literature,  and  religion.  The 
last  subject  was  prominent,  and  was  dealt  with  in  a 
style  clever,  caustic,  and  censorious,  which'  interested  me 
much.  These  tracts  were  printed  in  England  and  with 
good  paper  and  type.  They  are  a  weekly  series,  dis- 
tributed everywhere  at  six  shillings  a  dozen,  and  each 
page  is  entitled  "  The  Saturday  Keview." 


ON    THE    MOSELLE.  225 

Then  they  all  chopped  round  and  changed  their 
minds  in  a  moment — the  fickle  French — and  they 
helped  me  with  a  will,  and  carried  the  Rob  Hoy 
about  a  mile  to  the  spot  fixed  upon  for  the  start, 
which  was  speedily  executed,  with  a  loud  and  warm 
"Adieu!"  and  "  Bon .  voyage  !"  from  all  the 
spectators. 

It  was  pleasant  again  to  grasp  the  paddle  and  to 
find  pure  clear  water  below,  which  I  had  not  seen 
since  the  Danube,  and  to  have  a  steady  current 
alongside  that  was  so  much  missed  on  the  sluggish 
river  111  and  the  Basel  Canal. 

Pretty  water  flowers  quivered  in  the  ripples 
round  the  mossy  stones,  and  park-like  meadows 
sloped  to  the  river  with  fruit  trees  heavy  laden. 
After  half  an  hour  of  congratulation  that  we  had 
come  to  the  Moselle  rather  than  the  Saone  and  the 
Doubs,  I  settled  down  to  my  day's  work  with 
cheerfulness. 

The  water  of  this  river  was  very  clear  and  cool, 
meandering  through  long  deep  pools,  and  then 
over  gurgling  shallows ;  and  the  fish,  waterfowl, 
woods,  and  lovely  green  fields  were  a  most  wel- 
come change  from  the  canal  we  had  left.  The  sun 
was  intensely  hot,  but  the  spare  "jib,"  as  a  shawl 
on  my  shoulders,  defied  its  fierce  rays,  and  so  I 
glided  along  in  solitary  enjoyment.  The  numerous 
shallows  required  much  activity  with  the  paddle, 
Q 


226  GYMNASTICS. 

and  my  boat  got  more  bumped  and  thumped  to- 
day than  in  any  other  seven  days  of  the  tour.  Of 
course  I  had  often  to  get  out  and  to  tow  her 
through  the  water ;  sometimes  through  the  fields, 
or  over  rocks,  but  this  was  easily  done  with  canvas 
shoes  on,  and  flannel  trousers  that  are  made  for 
constant  ducking. 

The  aspect  of  the  river  was  rather  of  a  singular 
character  for  some  miles,  with  low  banks  sloping 
backwards,  and  richly  carpeted  with  grass,  so  that 
the  view  on  either  side  was  ample  ;  while  in  front 
was  a  spacious  picture  of  successive  levels,  seen 
to  great  advantage  as  the  Rob  Eoy  glided  smoothly 
on  crystal  waters  lipped  with  green.  Again  the 
playful  river  descends  by  sudden  leaps  and  deep 
falls,  chiefly  artificial,  and  some  trouble  is  caused 
in  getting  down  each  of  these,  for  the  boat  had  to 
be  lowered  by  hand,  with  a  good  deal  of  gymnastic 
exercise  among  the  slippery  rocks ;  the  mosses 
and  lichens  were  studied  in  anything  but  botanical 
order. 

At  this  period  of  the  voyage  the  paddle  felt  so 
natural  in  my  hands  from  long  use  of  it  every 
day,  that  it  was  held  unconsciously.  In  the 
beginning  of  my  practice  I  had  invented  various 
tethers  and  ties  to  secure  this  all-important  piece 
of  furniture  from  being  lost  if  it  should  fall  over- 
board, and  I  had  practised  what  ought  to  be  done 


THE    PADDLE.  227 

if  the  paddle  should  ever  be  beaten  out  of  my  hand 
by  a  wave,  or  dropped  into  the  water  in  a  moment 
of  carelessness. 

But  none  of  these  plans  were  satisfactory  in 
actual  service.  The  strings  got  entangled  when 
I  jumped  out  suddenly,  or  I  forgot  the  thing  was 
tied  when  it  had  to  be  thrown  out  on  the  shore, 
so  it  was  better  to  have  the  paddle  perfectly 
loose  ;  and  thus  free,  it  never  was  dropped  or  lost 
hold  of  even  in  those  times  of  difficulty  or  con- 
fusion which  made  twenty  things  to  be  done,  and 
each  to  be  done  first,  when  an  upset  was  imminent, 
and  a  jump  out  had  to  be  managed  instead.* 

The  movement  of  the  paddle,  then,  got  to  be 
almost  involuntary,  just  as  the  legs  are  moved  in 
walking,  and  the  ordinary  difficulties  of  a  river 
seemed  to  be  understood  by  the  mind  without 
special  observation,  and  to  be  dealt  with  naturally, 
without  hesitation  or  reasoning  as  to  what  ought 

*  The  bamboo  mast  was  meant  originally  to  serve  also 
as  a  boat-hook  or  hitcher,  and  had  a  ferrule  and  a  fishing 
gaff  neatly  fastened  on  the  end,  which  fitted  also  into  the 
mast  step.  I  recollect  having  used  the  boat-hook  once  at 
Gravesend,  but  it  was  instantly  seen  to  be  a  mistake.  You 
don't  want  a  boat-hook  when  your  canoe  can  come  close 
alongside  where  it  is  deep,  and  will  ground  when  it  is 
shallow.  Besides,  to  use  a  boat-hook  you  must  drop  the 
paddle. 

Q   2 


228  A    SPELL. 

to  be  done.  This  faculty  increased  until  long 
gazes  upwards  to  the  higher  grounds  or  to  the 
clouds  were  fully  indulged  without  apparently 
interrupting  the  steady  and  proper  navigation  of 
the  boat,  even  when  it  was  moving  with  speed. 
On  one  of  these  occasions  I  had  got  into  a  train 
of  thought  on  this  subject,  and  was  regretting 
that  the  course  of  the  stream  made  me  turn  my 
back  on  the  best  scenery.  I  had  spun  round  two 
or  three  times  to  feast  my  eyes  once  more  and 
again  upon  some  glowing  peaks,  lit  up  by  the 
setting  sun,  until  a  sort  of  fascination  seized  the 
mind,  and  a  quiet  lethargy  crept  over  the  system ; 
and,  moreover,  a  most  illogical  persuasion  then 
settled  that  the  boat  always  did  go  right,  and  that 
one  need  not  be  so  much  on  the  alert  to  steer 
well.  This  still  held  me  as  we  came  into  a  cluster 
of  about  a  dozen  rocks  all  dotted  about,  and  with 
the  stream  welling  over  this  one  and  rushing  over 
that,  and  yet  I  was  spellbound  and  doggedly  did 
nothing  to  guide  the  boat's  course. 

But  the  water  was  avenged  on  this  foolish 
defiance  of  its  power,  for  in  a  moment  I  was 
driven  straight  on  a  great  rock,  only  two  inches 
below  the  surface,  and  the  boat  at  once  swung 
round,  broadside  on  to  the  current,  and  then 
slowly  but  determinedly  began  to  turn  over.  As 
it  canted  more  and  more  my  lax  muscles  were 


OVERHEAD    AT    LAST.  229 

rudely  aroused  to  action,  for  the  plain  fact  stared 
out  baldly  that  I  was  about  to  get  a  regular 
ducking,  and  all  from  a  stupid,  lazy  fit. 

The  worst  of  it  was  I  was  not  sitting  erect, 
but  stretched  almost  at  full  length  in  the  boat, 
and  one  leg  was  entangled  inside  by  the  strap  of 
my  bag.  In  the  moments  following  (that  seem 
minutes  in  such  a  case)  a  gush  of  thoughts 
went  through  the  mind  while  the  poor  little 
boat  was  still  turning  over,  until  at  last  I  gave  a 
spring  from  my  awkward  position  to  jump  into 
the  water. 

The  jerk  released  the  canoe  from  the  rock,  but 
only  the  head  and  arms  of  its  captain  fell  into  the 
river — though  in  a  most  undignified  pose,  which 
was  soon  laughed  off,  when  my  seat  was  recovered, 
with  a  wet  head  and  dripping  sleeves  ! 

However,  this  little  faux  pas  quite  wakened  and 
sobered  me,  and  I  looked  in  half  shame  to  the 
bank  to  see  if  any  person  had  witnessed  the 
absurd  performance.  And  it  was  well  to  have 
done  with  sentiment  and  reveries,  for  the  river 
had  now  got  quite  in  earnest  about  going  along. 

Permit  me  again  to  invite  attention  to  the 
washerwomen  on  the  river ;  for  this  institution, 
which  one  does  not  find  thus  floating  on  our 
streams  in  England,  becomes  a  very  frequent  object 
of  interest  if  you  canoe  it  on  the  Continent. 


230 


FEMININE    FORUM. 


Washing_Barge." 


As  the  well  in  Eastern  countries  ie  the  recog- 
nised place  for  gossiping,  and  in  colder  climes  a 
good  deal  of  politics  is  settled  in  the  barber's 
shop,  so  here  in  fluvial  districts  the  washing 
barge  is  the  forum  of  feminine  eloquence. 

The  respectability  of  a  town  as  you  approach 
it  is  shadowed  forth  by  the  size  and  ornaments  of 
the  blanchisseuses9  float  ;  and  as  there  are  often 
fifty  faces  seen  at  once,  the,  type  of  female  loveli- 
ness may  be  studied  for  a  district  at  a  time.  While 
they  wash  they  talk,  and  while  they  talk  they 
thump  and  belabour  the  clothes  ;  but  there  is 


' 


POLITE    TO    THE    LADIES.  231 

always  some  idle  eye  wandering  which  speedily 
will  catch  sight  of  the  Rob  Roy  canoe. 

In  smaller  villages,  and  where  there  is  no  barge 
for  them  to  use,  the  women  have  to  do  without 
one,  and  kneel  on  the  ground,  so  that  even  in 
far-off  parts  of  the  river  we  shall  find  them  there. 

A  flat  sounding  whack  !  whack  !  tells  me  that 
round  the  corner  we  shall  come  upon  at  least  a 
couple  of  washerwomen,  homely  dames,  with 
brown  faces  and  tall  caps,  who  are  wringing, 
slapping,  and  scrubbing  the  "linge."  Though 
this  may  encourage  the  French  cotton  trade,  I 
rejoice  that  my  own  shirts  are  of  strong  woollen 
stuff,  which  defies  their  buffeting. 

I  always  fraternized  with  these  ladies,  doffing 
my  hat,  and  drawing  back  my  left  foot  for  a  bow 
(though  the  graceful  action  is  not  observed  under 
the  macintosh).  Other  travellers,  also,  may  find 
there  is  something  to  be  seen  and  heard  if 
they  pass  five  minutes  at  the  washing-barge. 
But  even  if  it  were  not  instructive  and  amusing 
thus  to  study  character  when  a  whole  group  is 
met  with  at  once,  surely  it  is  to  be  remembered 
that  the  pleasure  of  seeing  a  new  sight  and  of 
hearing  a  foreigner  speak  cheerful  and  kind 
words,  is  to  many  of  these  hard-working,  honest 
mothers  a  bright  interlude  in  a  life  of  toil.  To 
give  pleasure  is  one  of  the  best  pleasures  of  a 


232  PUBLIC    BREAKFAST. 

tourist ;  and  it  is  in  acting  thus,  too,  that  the  lone 
traveller  feels  no  loneliness,  while  he  pleases  and 
is  pleased.  Two  Englishmen  may  travel  together 
agreeably  among  foreigners  for  a  week  without 
learning  so  much  of  the  life,  and  mind,  and 
manners  of  the  people  as  would  be  learned  in 
one  day  if  each  of  the  tourists  went  alone,  pro- 
vided he  was  not  too  shy  or  too  proud  to  open 
his  eyes,  and  ears,  and  mouth  among  strangers, 
and  had  sense  enough  to  be  an  exception  to  the 
rule  that  "  Every  Englishman  is  an  island." 

Merely  for  a  change,  I  ran  the  Rob  Hoy  into  a 
long  millrace  in  search  of  breakfast.  This  stream 
having  secured  hold  of  the  boat  stealthily  ran 
away  with  us  in  a  winding  course  among  the 
hayfields,  and  quite  out  of  reach  of  the  river, 
until  it  seemed  that  after  all  we  were  only  in  a 
streamlet  for  irrigation,  which  would  vanish  into 
rills  an  inch  deep  in  a  water  meadow.  However, 
I  put  a  bold  face  on  it,  and  gravely  and  swiftly 
sped  through  the  fields,  and  bestowed  a  nod  now 
and  then  on  the  rural  gazers.  A  fine  boy  of 
twelve  years  old  soon  trotted  alongside,  and  I 
asked  him  if  he  was  an  honest  lad,  which  he 
answered  by  a  blush,  and  "  Yes."  "  Here  is  a 
franc,  then.  Go  and  buy  me  bread  and  wine,  and 
meet  me  at  the  mill."  A  few  of  the  "hands" 
soon  found  out  the  canoe,  moored,  as  it  was 


POLICE    BOYS.  233 

thought,  in  quiet  retirement,  with  its  captain 
resting  under  a  tree,  and  presently  a  whole  crowd 
of  them  swarmed  out,  and  shouted  with  delight  as 
they  pressed  round  to  see. 

The  boy  brought  a  very  large  bottle  of  wine, 
and  a  loaf  big  enough  to  dine  four  men ;  and  I 
set  to  work  with  an  oarsman's  appetite,  and  that 
happy  sang  froid  which  no  multitude  of  gazers 
now  could  disturb. 

However,  one  of  the  party  invited  me  into  her 
house,  and  soon  set  delicate  viands  before  the  new 
guest,  while  the  others  filled  the  room  in  an 
instant,  and  were  replaced  by  sets  of  fifty  at  a 
time,  all  very  good-humoured  and  respectful. 

But  it  was  so  hot  and  bustling  here  that  I 
resolved  to  go  away  and  have  a  more  pleasant  and 
sulky  meal  by  myself  on  some  inaccessible  island. 
The  retreat  through. the  crowd  had  to  be  regularly 
prepared  for  by  military  tactics  ;  so  I  appointed 
four  of  the  most  troublesome  boys  as  "police- 
men "  to  guard  the  boat  in  its  transit  across  the 
fields,  but  they  discharged  their  new  duties  with 
such  vigour  that  two  little  fellows  were  soon 
knocked  over  into  the  canoe,  and  so  we  launched 
off,  while  the  Manager  of  the  factory  called  in 
vain  to  his  cottonspinners,  who  were  all  now  in 
full  cry  after  the  boat,  and  were  making  holiday 
without  leave. 


CHAPTER  XIII. 


Eiver  Moselle — Epinal — The  Tramp— Halcyon— Painted 
woman — Beating  to  quarters — Boat  in  a  hedge — The 
Meurthe — Moving  House — Tears  of  a  mother — Five 
francs. 

UNDER  a  dark  arbour-like  arch  of  foliage,  where 
the  water  was  deep  and  still,  I  made  fast  to  the 
long  grass,  cast  my  tired  limbs  into  the  fantastic 
folds  of  ease,  and,  while  the  bottle  lasted  and 
the  bread,  I  watched  the  bees  and  butterflies,  and 
the  beetles  and  rats,  and  the  coloured  tribes  of 
airy  and  watery  life  that  one  can  see  so  well  in  a 
quiet  half  hour  like  this. 

How  little  we  are  taught  at  school  about  these 
wondrous  communities  of  real  life,  each  with  its 
laws  and  instincts,  its  beauties  of  form,  and  mar- 
vellous ingenuities ! 

How  little  of  flowers  and  insects,  not  to  say  of 
trees  and  animals,  a  boy  learns  as  school-lessons, 
while  he  has  beaten  into  him  at  one  end  and 
crammed  in  at  the  other  the  complicated  politics 
of  heathen  gods,  and  their  loves  and  faction  fights, 
which  are  neither  real  nor  possible. 

The  Moselle  rapidly  enlarged  in  volume,  though 


EPINAL.  235 

one  could  easily  see  that  it  had  seldom  been  so  low 
before.  It  is  a  very  beautiful  river  to  row  on, 
especially  where  we  began.  Then  it  winds  to  the 
west  and  north,  and  again,  turning  a  little  east- 
wards, traverses  a  lovely  country  between  Treves 
and  Coblentz,  where  it  joins  the  ancient  Rhine. 

My  resting-place  for  this  evening  was  Epinal, 
a  town  with  little  to  interest ;  and  so  we  could  turn 
to  books  and  pencils  until  it  was  time  for  bed. 

Next  day  the  scenery  was  by  no  means  so 
attractive,  but  I  had  plenty  of  hard  work,  which 
was  enjoyed  very  much,  my  shoes  and  socks  being 
off  all  day,  for  it  was  useless  to  put  them  on  when 
so  many  occasions  required  me  to  jump  out. 

Here  it  was  a  plain  country,  with  a  gravel  soil, 
and  fast  rushings  of  current ;  and  then  long  pools 
like  the  Serpentine,  and  winding  turns  leading 
entirely  round  some  central  hill  which  the  river 
insisted  upon  circumventing. 

At  noon  we  came  upon  a  large  number  of 
labourers  at  work  on  a  milldam,  and  as  this  sort 
of  crowd  generally  betokens  something  to  eat 
(always,  at  any  rate,  some  drinkable  fluid),  I  left 
my  boat  boldly  in  mid-stream,  and  knocked 
at  a  cottage,  when  an  old  woman  came  out. 
"Madame,  I  am  hungry,  and  you  are  precisely 
the  lady  who  can  make  me  an  omelette." 

"  Sir,  I  have  nothing  to  give  you." 


236  ROB    ROY   THE    TRAMP. 

"  Why,"  said  I,  "  look  at  these  hens ;  I  am 
sure  they  have  laid  six  eggs  this  morning,  they 
seem  so  conceited." 

She  evidently  thought  I  was  a  tramp  demanding 
alms,  and  when  told  to  look  at  the  boat  which 
had  come  from  England,  she  said  she  was  too 
old  and  too  blind  to  see.  However,  we  managed 
to  make  an  omelette  together,  and  she  stood  by 
(with  an  eye,  perhaps,  to  her  only  fork)  and 
chatted  pleasantly,  asking,  "  What  have  you  got 
to  sell  ?  "  I  told  her  I  had  come  there  only  for 
pleasure.  "  What  sort  of  pleasure,  Monsieur,  can 
you  possibly  hope  to  find  in  this  place?"  But  I 
was  far  too  gallant  to  say  bluntly  that  her  par- 
ticular mansion  was  not  the  ultimate  object  of  the 
tour.  After  receiving  a  franc  for  the  rough  break- 
fast, she  kept  up  a  battery  of  blessings  till  the 
Rob  Roy  started,  and  she  ended  by  shrieking  out 
to  a  navvy  looking  on,  "  I  tell  you  every  English- 
man is  rich ! " 

Next  day  was  bright  and  blue-skyed  as  before, 
and  an  early  start  got  the  fine  fresh  morning  air 
on  the  water. 

The  name  of  this  river  is  sometimes  pronounced 
"Moselle,"  and  at  other  times  "  Mosel,"  what 
we  should  call  "  Mozle."  When  a  Frenchman 
speaks  of  "  la  Moselle,"  he  puts  an  equal  emphasis 
on  each  of  the  three  syllables  he  is  pronouncing ; 


HALCYON.  237 

whereas  generally  we  Englishmen  call  this  river 
Moselle. 

The  name  of  a  long  river  often  indeed  goes 
through  changes  as  it  traverses  various  districts 
and  dialects;  for  instance,  the  Missouri,  which 
you  hear  the  travellers  in  Kansas  call  "  Mzoory," 
while  they  wend  along  the  Californian  road. 

When  the  scenery  is  tame  to  the  canoist,  and 
the  channel  of  the  river  is  not  made  interesting 
by  dangers  to  be  avoided,  then  one  can  always 
turn  again  to  the  animals  and  birds,  and  five 
minutes  of  watching  will  be  sure  to  see  much  that 
is  curious. 

Here,  for  instance,  we  have  the  little  kingfisher 
again,  who  had  met  us  on  the  Danube  and  the 
Reuss,  and  whom  we  knew  well  in  England  be- 
fore; but  now  we  are  on  a  visit  to  his  domain, 
and  we  see  him  in  his  private  character  alone. 
There  are  several  varieties  of  this  bird,  and  they 
differ  in  form  and  colour  of  plumage.  This 
"  Royal  bird,"  the  Halcyon  of  antiquity,  the 
Alcedo  in  classic  tongue,  is  called  in  German 
"  Eis  fogl,"  or  "  Ice  bird,"  perhaps  because  he 
fishes  even  in  winter's  frost,  or  because  his  nest 
is  like  a  bundle  of  icicles,  being  made  of  ruin 
nows'  bones  most  curiously  wrought  together. 

But  now  it  is  on  a  summer  day,  and  he  is 
perched  on  a  twig  within  two  inches  of  the  water, 


238  PRETTY    BIRD  ! 

and  under  the  shade  of  a  briar  leaf,  his  little 
parasol.  He  is  looking  for  fish,  and  is  so  steady 
that  you  may  easily  pass  him  without  observing 
that  brilliant  back  of  azure,  or  the  breast  of  blush- 
ing red. 

When  I  desired  to  see  these  birds,  I  quietly 
moved  my  boat  till  it  grounded  on  a  bank,  and, 
after  it  was  stationary  thus  for  a  few  minutes,  the 
Halcyon  fisher  got  quite  unconcerned,  and  plied 
his  task  as  if  unseen. 

He  peers  with  knowing  eye  into  the  shallow 
below  him,  and  now  and  then  he  dips  his  head  a 
bit  to  make  quite  sure  he  has  marked  a  fish 
worth  seizing;  then  suddenly  he  darts  down 
with ,  a  spluttering  splash,  and  flies  off  with  a 
little  white  minnow,  or  a  struggling  sticklebat 
nipped  in  his  beak. 

If  it  is  caught  thus  crosswise,  the  winged 
fisherman  tosses  his  prey  into  the  air,  and  nimbly 
catches  it  in  his  mouth,  so  that  it  may  be  gulped 
down  properly.  Then  he  quivers  and  shakes  with 
satisfaction,  and  quickly  speeds  to  another  perch, 
flitting  by  you  with  wonderful  swiftness,  as  if  a 
sapphire  had  been  flung  athwart  the  sunbeam, 
flashing  beauteous  colours  in  its  flight. 

Or,  if  bed-time  has  come,  or  he  is  fetching 
home  the  family  dinner,  he  flutters  on  and  on, 
and  then  with  a  little  sharp  note  of  "  good-b}^e," 


PAINT.  239 

pops  into  a  hole,  the  dark  staircase  to  his  tiny 
nest,  and  there  he  finds  Mrs.  Halcyon  sitting 
in  state,  and  thirteen  baby  Kingfishers  gaping 
for  the  dainty  fish. 

This  pretty  bird  has  an  air  of  quiet  mystery, 
beauty,  and  vivid  motion,  all  combined,  which 
has  made  him  a  favourite  with  the  Rob  Roy. 

Strangely  enough,  the  river  in  this  part  of  its 
course  actually  gets  less  and  less  as  you  descend 
it.  Every  few  miles  some  of  the  water  is  drawn 
off  by  a  small  canal  to  irrigate  the  neighbouring 
land,  and  in  a  season  of  drought  like  this,  very 
little  of  the  abstracted  part  returns.  They  told 
me  that  the  Moselle  river  never  has  been  so 
"basse"  for  30  years,  and  I  was  therefore  an 
unlucky  voyageur  in  having  to  do  for  the  first 
time  what  could  have  been  done  more  easily  in 
any  other  season. 

As  evening  fell  we  reached  the  town  of  Chatel, 
and  the  Rob  Roy  was  sent  to  bed  in  the  wash- 
house  of  the  hotel.  But  five  minutes  had  not 
elapsed  before  a  string  of  visitors  came  for  the 
daily  inspection  of  the  boat. 

As  I  sauntered  along  the  bridge  a  sprightly 
youth  came  up,  who  had  not  seen  the  canoe,  but 
who  knew  I  was  "  one  of  her  crew."  He  was 
most  enthusiastic  on  the  subject,  and  took  me 
to  see  his  boat,  a  deadly-looking  flat-bottomed 


240  THE    WAITER    FRIEND. 

open  cot,  painted  all  manner  of  patterns  ;  and 
as  he  was  extremely  proud  of  her  I  did  not  tell 
him  that  a  boat  is  like  a  woman,  too  good  to 
paint :  a  pretty  one  is  spoiled  by  paint,  and  a 
plain  one  is  made  hideous. 

Then  he  came  for  a  look  at  the  Rob  Hoy,  and, 
poor  fellow,  it  was  amusing  to  observe  how  in- 
stantly his  countenance  fell  from  pride  to  intense 
envy.  He  had  a  "boating  mind,"  but  had  never 
seen  a  really  pretty  boat  till  now.  However, 
to  console  himself  he  invited  me  to  another  hotel 
to  drink  success  to  the  canoe  in  Bavarian  beer, 
and  to  see  my  drawings,  and  then  I  found  that  my 
intelligent,  eager,  and,  we  may  add,  gentlemanly 
friend  was  the  waiter  there ! 

A  melancholy  sensation  pervaded  the  Rob  Roy 
to-day,  in  consequence  of  a. sad  event,  the  loss 
of  the  captain's  knife.  We  had  three  knives 
on  board  in  starting  from  England  ;  one  had  been 
given  away  .in  reward  for  some  signal  service, 
and  this  which  was  now  lost  was  one  with  a  metal 
haft  and  a  curious  hook  at  the  end,  a  special 
description  made  in  Berlin,  and  very  useful  to 
the  tourist.  It  is  not  to  be  wondered  that  in  so 
many  leaps  and  somersaults,  and  with  such  con- 
stant requirements  for  the  knife  to  mend  pencils, 
&c.,  &c.,  the  trusty  blade  should  at  last  have  dis- 
appeared, but  the  event  suggests  to  the  next 


EXTRAORDINARY   CHANNEL.  241 

canoeman  that  his  boat-knife  should  be  secured 
to  a  lanyard. 

One  singular  conformation  of  the  river-bed 
occurred  in  my  short  tour  upon  this  part  of  the 
Moselle.  Without  much  warning  the  banks  of 
rock  became  quite  vertical  and  narrowed  close 
together.  They  reminded  me  of  the  rock-cutting 
near  Liverpool,  on  the  old  railway  to  Manchester. 
The  stream  was  very  deep  here,  but  its  bed  was 
full  of  enormous  stones  and  crags,  very  sharp 
and  jagged,  which,  however,  could  be  easily 
avoided,  because  the  current  was  gentle. 

A  man  I  found  fishing  told  me  that  a  little 
further  on  there  was  an  "impossible"  place,  so 
when  after  half  a  mile  the  well-known  sound 
of  rushing  waters  came  (the  ear  got  marvellous 
quick  for  this),  we  beat  to  quarters  and  prepared 
for  action. 

The  ribbon  to  keep  my  hat  was  tied  down. 
Sleeves  and  trousers  were  tucked  up.  The  cover- 
ing was  braced  tight  and  the  baggage  secured 
below;  and  then  came  the  eager  pleasures  of 
anticipating,  wishing,  hoping,  fearing,  that  are 
mixed  up  in  the  word  excitement. 

The  sound  was  quite  near  now,  but  the  river 
took  the  strangest  of  all  the  forms  I  had  yet 
seen. 

If  you  suppose  a  trench  cut  along  Oxford-street 


242  CHURLS. 

to  get  at  the  gas-pipes,  and  if  all  the  water  of 
a  river  which  had  filled  the  street  before  suddenly 
disappeared  in  the  trench,  that  would  be  exactly 
what  the  Moselle  had  now  become. 

The  plateau  of  rook  on  each  side  was  perfectly 
dry,  though  in  flood  times,  no  doubt,  the  river 
covers  that  too.  The  water  boiled  and  foamed 
through  this  channel  from  3  to  20  feet  deep, 
but  only  in  the  trench,  which  was  not  five  feet 
wide. 

An  intelligent  man  came  near  to  see  me  enter 
this  curious  passage,  but  when  we  had  got  a  little 
way  in  I  had  to  stop  the  boat,  and  this  too  by 
putting  my  hands  on  both  sides  of  the  river  ! 

Then  I  got  out  and  carefully  let  the  boat  drive 
along  the  current,  but  still  held  by  the  painter. 
Soon  it  got  too  narrow  and  fast  even  for  this 
process,  so  I  pulled  the  canoe  upon  the  dry  rock, 
and  sat  down  to  breathe  and  to  cool  my  panting 
frame. 

Two  other  gentlemen  had  come  near  me  by 
this  time,  and  on  a  bridge  above  were  several 
more  with  two  ladies. 

I  had  to  drag  the  boat  some  hundred  yards 
over  most  awkward  rocks,  and  these  men  hovered 
round  and  admired,  and  even  talked  to  me,  and 
actually  praised  my  perseverance,  yet  not  one 
offer  of  any  help  did  any  one  of  them  give ! 


BOAT    IN   A    HEDGE.  243 

In  deep  water  again,  and  now  exactly  under 
the  bridge  I  looked  up  and  found  the  whole  party 
regarding  the  Rob  Roy  with  curiosity  and  smiles. 
Within  a  few  yards  was  a  large  house  these  people 
had  come  from,  and  I  thought  their  smiles  were 
surely  to  preface,  "  Would  you  not  like  a  glass 
of  wine,  Sir,  after  your  hour  of  hard  work  ?  " 
But  as  it  meant  nothing  of  the  sort  I  could  not 
help  answering  their  united  adieux !  by  these 
words,  "  Adieu,  ladies  and  gentlemen.  Many  to 
look,  but  none  to  help.  The  exhibition  is  gra- 
tuitous !  "  Was  it  wrong  to  say  this  ?  It  was 
utterly  impossible  not  to  think  as  much. 

One  or  two  other  places  gave  trouble  without 
interest,  such  as  when  I  had  to  push  the  boat 
into  a  hedge  point  foremost,  and  to  pull  it  through 
by  main  force  from  the  other  side,  and  then  found, 
after  all,  it  was  pushed  into  the  wrong  field,  so 
the  operation  had  to  be  done  over  again  in  a 
reverse  direction. 

But  never  mind,  all  this  counted  in  the  day's 
work,  and  all  the  trouble  of  it  was  forgotten  after 
a  good  night's  sleep,  or  was  entirely  recompensed 
by  some  interesting  adventure. 

The  water  of  the  Moselle  is  so  clear  that  the 
scenery  under  the  surface  continually  occupied 
my  attention.  In  one  long  reach,  unusually  deep 
and  quiet,  I  happened  to  be  gazing  down  at  some 


244  RIVER    MEURTHE. 

huge  trout,  and  accidentally  observed  a  large 
stone,  the  upper  part  of  a  fine  column,  at  the  very 
bottom  of  the  water,  at  least  ten  feet  below  me. 
The  capital  showed  it  to  be  Ionic,  and  near  it  was 
another,  a  broken  pediment  of  large  dimensions, 
and  a  little  further  on  a  pedestal  of  white  marble. 
I  carefully  examined  both  banks,  to  see  if  a  Roman 
villa  or  bridge,  or  other  ruin,  indicated  how  these 
subaqueous  reliques  had  come  into  this  strange 
position,  and  I  inquired  diligently  at  Charmes, 
the  next  town ;  but  although  much  curiosity  was 
shown  on  the  subject,  no  information  was  obtained, 
except  that  the  Romans  had  built  a  fort  some- 
where on  the  river  (but  plainly  not  at  that  spot), 
so  we  may  consider  that  the  casual  glance  at  the 
fish  revealed  a  curious  fragment  of  the  past  hitherto 
probably  unnoticed. 

After  pulling  along  the  Moselle,  from  as  near 
to  its  source  as  my  canoe  could  find  water,  until 
the  scenery  became  dull  at  Charmes,  we  went 
by  railway  from  thence  to  Blainville,  on  the  river 
Meurthe,  which  is  a  tributary  of  the  Moselle,  for 
I  thought  some  new  scenery  might  be  found 
in  this  direction.  The  Rob  Roy  was  therefore 
sent  by  itself  in  a  goods-train,  the  very  first  sepa- 
ration between  us  for  three  months.  It  seemed 
as  if  the  little  boat,  leaning  on  its  side  in  the 
truck,  turned  from  me  reproachfully,  and  we  fore- 


MOSSY  WEEDS.  245 

boded  all  sorts  of  accidents  to  its  delicate  frame, 
but  the  only  thing  lost  was  a  sponge,  a  necessary 
appendage  to  a  boat's  outfit  when  you  desire 
to  keep  it  perfectly  dry  and  clean. 

Two  railway  porters,  with  much  good-humoured 
laughing,  carried  the  Rob  Boy  from  the  station 
to  the  river's  edge,  and  again  we  paddled  cheerily 
along,  and  on  a  new  river,  too,  with  scenery  and 
character  quite  different  from  that  of  the  Moselle. 

The  Meurthe  winds  through  rich  plains  of  soft 
earth,  with  few  rocks  and  little  gravel.  But  then 
in  its  shallows  it  has  long  thick  mossy  weeds,  all 
under  the  surface.  These  were  found  to  be  rather 
troublesome,  because  they  got  entangled  with  my 
paddle,  and  since  they  could  not  be  seen  before- 
hand the  best  channel  was  not  discernible,  as  where 
rocks  or  gravel  give  those  various  forms  of  ripples 
which  the  captain  of  a  canoe  soon  gets  to  know 
as  if  they  were  a  chart  telling  the  number  of 
inches  of  depth.  Moreover,  when  you  get  grounded 
among  these  long  weeds,  all  pointed  down  stream, 
it  is  very  difficult  to  "back  out,"  for  it  is  like 
combing  hair  against  the  grain. 

The  larger  rivers  in  France  are  all  thoroughly 
fished.  In  every  nook  you  find  a  fisherman. 
They  are  just  as  numerous  here  as  in  Germany 
they  are  rare.  And  yet  one  would  think  that 
fishing  is  surely  more  adapted  to  the  contemplative 


246 


FISHERS. 


"French  Fishers." 

German  than  to  the  vivacious  French.  Yet,  here 
they  are  by  hundreds,  both  men  and  women,  and 
every  day,  each  staring  intently  on  a  tiny  float, 
or  at  the  grasshopper  bait,  and  quite  satisfied  if 
now  and  then  he  can  pull  up  a  gudgeon  the  size 
of  your  thumb. 

Generally,  these  people  are  alone,  and  when 
they  asked  me  at  hotels  if  I  did  not  feel  lonely 
in  the  canoe,  the  answer  was,  "Look  at  your 


PRAWNS    AND    PIKES.  247 

fishermen,  for  hours  by  choice  alone.  They  have 
something  to  occupy  attention  every  moment,  and 
so  have  I."  Sometimes,  however,  there  is  a 
whole  party  in  one  clumsy  boat. 

The  pater  familias  sits  content,  and  recks  not 
if  all  his  time  is  spent  in  baiting  his  line  and 
lighting  his  pipe.  The  lazy  "hopeful"  lies  at 
full  length  on  the  grass,  while  a  younger  brother 
strains  every  nerve  to  hook  a  knowing  fish  that 
is  laughing  at  him  under  water,  and  winking  its 
pale  eye  to  see  the  fisher  just  toppling  over. 
Mademoiselle  chatters  whether  there  are  bites  or 
not,  and  another,  the  fair  cousin,  has  got  on  shore, 
where  she  can  bait  her  hook  and  set  her  cap  and 
simper  to  the  bold  admirer  by  her  side. 

Not  one  of  these  that  I  have  spoken  to  had 
ever  seen  an  artificial  fly. 

Then  besides,  we  have  the  fishers  with  nets. 
These  are  generally  three  men  in  a  boat,  with  its 
stem  and  its  stern  both  cocked  up,  and  the  whole 
affair  looking  as  if  it  must  upset  or  sink.  Such 
boats  were  painted  by  Raphael  in  the  great 
Cartoons,  where  all  of  us  must  have  observed  how 
small  the  boat  is  compared  with  the  men  it 
carries. 

Again,  there  are  some  young  lads  searching 
under  the  stones  for  ecremsses,  the  freshwater 
prawns,  much  in  request,  but  giving  very  little 


248  MOVING    HOUSE. 

food  for  a  great  deal  of  trouble.  Near  these 
fishers  the  pike  plies  his  busy  sportsman's  life 
below  the  surface,  and  I  have  sometimes  seen 
a  poor  little  trout  leap  high  into  the  air  to  escape 
from  the  long-nosed  pursuer,  who  followed  him 
even  out  of  the  water,  and  snapped  his  jaws 
on  the  sweet  morsel  impudently.  This  sound, 
added  to  the  very  suspicious  appearance  of  the 
Rob  Hoy  gliding  among  the  islands,  decides  the 
doubtful  point  with  a  duck,  the  leader  of  a  flock 
of  wild  ducks  that  have  been  swimming  down 
stream  in  front  of  me  with  a  quick  glance  on  each 
side,  every  one  of  them  seemingly  indignant 
at  this  intrusion  on  their  haunts ;  at  last  they 
find  it  really  will  not  do,  so  with  a  scream  and  a 
spring  they  flap  the  water  and  rise  in  a  body  to. 
seek  if  there  be  not  elsewhere  at  least  some  one 
nook  to  nestle  in  where  John  Bull  does  not  come. 

That  bell  you  hear  tinkling  is  at  the  ferry,  to 
call  the  ferryman  who  lives  at  the  other  side,  and 
he  will  jump  into  his  clumsy  boat,  which  is  tied 
to  a  pulley  running  on  a  rope  stretched  tight 
across  the  river.  He  has  only  to  put  his  oar 
obliquely  on  the  gunwale,  and  the  transverse 
pressure  of  the  current  brings  the  boat  rapidly 
to  the  other  bank. 

Paddling  on,  after  a  chat  with  the  ferryman 
(and  he  is  sure  to  be  ready  for  that),  a  wonderful 


249 

phenomenon  appears.  We  see  a  house,  large,  new, 
and  of  two  stories  high,  it  has  actually  moved. 
We  noticed  it  a  few  minutes  ago,  and  now  it  has 
changed  its  position.  I  gaze  in  astonishment, 
and  while  we  ponder,  lo !  the  whole  house  entirely 
disappears.  Now,  the  true  explanation  of  this  is 
soon  found  when  we  get  round  the  next  corner  of 
the  reach ; — the  house  is  a  great  wooden  bathing 
"  etablissement,"  built  on  a  barge,  and  it  is  being 
slowly  dragged  up  the  stream. 

After  wonder  comes  sentiment.  Three  women 
are  seen  on  the  river-bank  evidently  in  great 
alarm:  a  mother,  a  daughter,  and  a  servant 
maid,  who  searched  in  vain  for  two  boys,  sup- 
posed to  have  gone  away  to  fish,  but  now  missing 
for  many  hours.  They  eagerly  inquired  if  I  had 
seen  the  lads,  and  implored  me  with  tears  to  give 
them  advice. 

I  tried  all  I  could  to  recollect,  but  no !  I  had 
not  seen  the  boys,  and  so  the  women  went  away 
distracted,  and  left  me  sorrowful — who  would  not 
be  so  at  a  woman's  tears,  a  mother's  too  ?  But 
suddenly,  when  toiling  in  the  middle  of  a  very 
difficult  piece  of  rock-work,  lowering  the  boat,  I 
remembered  having  seen  those  boys,  so  I  ran  over 
the  fields  after  the  anxious  mamma  and  soon 
assured  her  the  children  had  been  safe  an  hour 
ago,  and  their  faithful  servant  with  them,  but 
that  he  had  become  the  fisherman,  and  they,  like 


250  FRENCH    ROWING. 

boys,  had  got  tired  of  the  rod,  and  were  playing 
with  a  goat. 

When  the  poor  mother  heard  we  had  seen  the 
little  fellows  and  they  were  safe,  her  tears  of  joy 
were  quite  affecting,  and  they  vividly  recalled 
one's  schoolboy  days,  when  the  thoughtless  play- 
time of  childhood  so  often  entails  anxiety  on  a 
loving  mother's  heart. 

Such,  then,  are  the  river  sights  and  river 
wonders,  ever  new,  though  trifling  perhaps  when 
told,  but  far  more  lively  and  entertaining  than 
the  common  incidents  of  a  dusty  road,  or  a 
whirring,  shrieking  train. 

With  a  few  wadings  and  bumpings,  and  one  or 
two  "  vannes,"  or  weirs,  we  slipped  along  plea- 
santly until  evening  came.  Still  it  was  only 
a  slow  stream,  and  the  towers  of  St.  Nicho- 
las, long  visible  on  the  horizon,  seemed  ever 
to  move  from  side  to  side  without  being  any 
nearer,  so  much  does  this  river  wind  in  its  course. 
I  paddled  at  my  best  pace,  but  the  evening  rapidly 
grew  darker,  until  we  overtook  two  French  youths 
in  a  boat,  the  first  occasion  on  which  we  had 
noticed  Frenchmen  rowing  for  exercise.  They 
could  not  keep  up  with  the  canoe,  so  we  had  to 
leave  them  ingloriously  aground  on  a  bank,  and 
yet  too  lazy  to  get  out  and  help  their  boat  over 
the  difficulty. 

Soon  after  I  came  to  a  great  weir  about  fifteen 


A    TIRESOME    TUG.  251 

feet  in  height,  the  deepest  we  had  yet  encountered, 
and  half  a  sigh  was  heaved  when  it  was  evident 
that  there  was  no  escape  from  all  the  bother  of 
getting  out  and  gymnasticizing  here  after  a  long 
day's  work.  It  was  a  matter  of  some  time  and 
trouble  to  get  the  boat  over  this  weir  in  the  dark ; 
but  what  was  far  worse  immediately  followed,  as 
I  found  myself  in  a  maze  of  shallows,  without 
light  to  see  how  to  get  through  them.  Whenever 
we  stopped,  too,  for  rest,  there  was  only  darkness, 
silence,  and  no  motion — not  even  the  excitement 
of  a  current  to  arouse.  Finally,  I  had  to  wade 
and  haul  the  boat  along,  and  jump  in  and  ferry 
myself  over  the  pools,  for  nearly  half  a  mile, 
until  at  length  the  "look-out"  man  of  our  star- 
board watch  shouted,  "  A  bridge  and  a  house  on 
the  lee  bow!"  and  a  joyous  cheer  burst  forth 
from  the  crew. 

All  this,  which  may  be  told  in  a  few  sentences, 
took  a  full  hour  of  very  tiresome  work,  though, 
as  there  was  no  current,  there  was  no  danger,  and 
it  was  merely  tedious,  wet,  unlighted,  and  uncom- 
fortable. Nevertheless  I  sang  and  whistled  all 
the  time. 

When  the  bridge  was  arrived  at,  I  was  sure  it 
must  be  a  town,  and  then  there  happened  a  scene 
almost  an  exact  counterpart  of  that  which  took 
place  at  Gegglingen,  on  the  Danube. 


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252  FIVE    FRANCS. 

I  pulled  up  my  boat  on  the  dark  shore,  and, 
all  dripping  wet,  I  mounted  to  the  house  above, 
and  speedily  aroused  the  inmates.  A  window 
opened,  and  a  worthy  couple  appeared  in  their 
night-dresses,  holding  a  candle  to  examine  the 
intruder.  The  tableau  was  most  comical.  The 
man  asked,  "  Is  it  a  farce  ?  "  He  could  scarcely 
expect  a  traveller  from  England  to  arrive  there 
at  such  an  hour.  But  he  soon  helped  me  to  carry 
the  boat  to  a  little  Restaurant,  where  a  dozen 
men  were  drinking,  who  rushed  out  with  lamps  to 
look  at  the  boat,  but  entirely  omitted  to  help  the 
forlorn  captain. 

Nor  was  there  any  room  in  this  Restaurant,  so 
we  had  to  carry  the  boat  through  the  dark  streets 
to  another  house,  where  another  lot  of  topers 
received  me  in  like  style.  We  put  the  Rob  Roy 
into  a  garden  here,  and  her  sails  flapped  next 
morning  while  a  crowd  gazed  over  the  walls  with 
anxious  curiosity.  The  worthy  husband  who  had 
thus  left  his  spouse  that  he  might  carry  my  wet 
boat,  all  slippery  with  mud,  was  highly  pleased 
with  a  five-franc  piece,  which  was  the  least  I 
thought  him  to  deserve,  though  it  was  like 
a  five-pound  note  to  him  in  such  a  cheap 
country. 

Next  morning  in  the  light  of  day  we  had  a 
survey  of  the  scene  of  last  night's  adventure.  It 


SALT.  253 

was  very  amusing  to  trace  the  various  channels 
we  had  groped  about  in  the  darkness. 

Here  I  met  a  French  gentleman,  of  gay  and 
pleasant  manner,  but  who  bemoaned  his  lot  as 
Secretary  of  a  great  factory  in  this  outlandish 
place,  instead  of  being  in  joyous,  thoughtless, 
brilliant  Paris,  where,  he  said,  often  for  days 
together  he  did  not  sleep  in  bed,  but  ran  one 
night  into  the  next  by  balls,  theatres,  and  supper 
parties. 

He  kindly  took  me  to  see  the  great  salt  works, 
that  send  refined  salt  all  over  Europe.  This 
rock  salt  is  hoisted  out  of  a  deep  mine,  in  blocks 
like  those  of  coal,  having  been  hewn  from  the 
strata  below,  which  are  pierced  by  long  and  lofty 
galleries.  Then  it  is  covered  in  tanks  by  water, 
which  becomes  saturated,  and  is  conducted  to  flat 
evaporating  pans,  when  the  water  is  expelled  by 
the  heat  of  great  furnaces,  and  the  salt  appears  in 
masses  like  snow-drift.  Salt  that  is  sold  by 
weight  they  judiciously  wet  again,  and  other 
qualities  sold  by  measure  they  cleverly  deposit  in 
crooked  crystals,  so  as  to  take  up  as  much  space 
as  possible ! 

We  found  a  canal  here,  and  as  the  river  was  so 
shallow  I  mounted  to  the  artificial  channel,  and 
with  a  strong  and  fair  wind  was  soon  sailing  along 
rapidly.  This  canal  has  plenty  of  traffic  upon  it, 


254  PORTRAIT. 

and  only  a  few  locks;  so  it  was  by  no  means 
tedious.  They  asked  for  my  card  of  permission, 
but  I  smiled  the  matter  off  as  before.  However, 
an  officer  of  the  canal  who  was  walking  alongside 
looked  much  more  seriously  at  the  infringement 
of  rules,  and  when  we  came  to  a  lock  he  insisted 
we  must  produce  the  "  carte."  As  a  last  resort,  I 
showed  him  the  well-worn  sketch-book,  and  then 
he  at  once  gave  in.  In  fact,  after  he  had  laughed 
at  the  culprit's  caricatures,  how  could  he  gravely 
sentence  him  to  penalties  ? 

It  is  wonderful  how  a  few  lines  of  drawing  will 
please  these  outlying  country  people.  Sometimes 
we  gave  a  small  sketch  to  a  man  when  it  was 
desirable  to  get  rid  of  him :  he  was  sure  to  take 
it  away  to  show  outside,  and  when  he  returned  I 
had  departed.  Once  we  gave  a  little  girl  a  portrait 
of  her  brother,  and  next  morning  she  brought  it 
again  all  crumpled  up.  Her  mother  said  the 
child  had  held  it  all  night  in  her  hand. 


CHAPTER  XIV. 


Ladies  in  muslin — Officers  shouting — Volunteers'  umbrella 
— Eeims — Leaks  —  Wet  —  Madame  Clicquot —  Heavy 
blow — Dinner  talk — The  Elephant — Cloud. 

THE  canal  brought  me  to  Nancy,  a  fine  old 
town,  with  an  archbishop,  a  field-marshal,  a  good 
hotel,  large  washhand  basins,  drums,  bugles,  ices, 
and  all  the  other  luxuries  of  life.  In  the  cathe- 
dral there  was  more  tawdry  show  about  the  Mass 
than  I  ever  remarked  before,  even  in  Italy.  At 
least  thirty  celebrants  acted  in  the  performance, 
and  the  bowings  and  turnings  and  grimaces  of 
sedate  old  men  clad  in  gorgeous,  dirty  needle- 
work, fumbling  with  trifles  and  muttering  Latin, 
really  passed  all  bounds  :  they  were  an  insult  to 
the  population,  who  are  required  to  attend  this 
vicarious  worship,  and  to  accept  such  absurdities 
as  the  true  interpretation  of  "  This  do  in  remem- 
brance of  Me." 

A  large  and  attentive  congregation,  nearly  all 
women,  listened  first  to  an  eloquent  sermon  from 
a  young  priest  who  glorified  an  old  saint.  It  is 
possible  that  the  ancient  worthy  was  a  most 


256  LADIES    IN    MUSLIN. 

respectable  monk,  but  probably  he  was,  when  he 
lived,  a  good  deal  like  the  monks  one  meets  in  the 
monasteries,  and  now  that  I  have  lived  pretty 
frequently  with  these  gentlemen  I  must  say  it 
makes  one  smile  to  think  of  canonizing  such 
people,  as  if  any  one  of  them  had  unapproachable 
excellence ;  but  perhaps  this  monk  distinguished 
himself  by  proper  daily  ablutions,  and  so  earned 
the  rare  reputation  of  being  reasonably  clean. 

In  the  afternoon  the  relics  of  the  monk  were 
borne  through  the  streets  by  a  procession  of 
some  thousand  women  and  a  few  men.  These 
ladies,  some  hundreds  of  whom  were  dressed  in 
white  muslin,  and  in  two  single  ranks,  chanted 
as  they  slowly  marched,  and  all  the  bystanders 
took  off  their  hats,  but  I  really  could  not  see 
what  adoration  was  due  to  the  mouldering  bones 
of  a  withered  friar,  so  my  excellent  straw  hat  was 
kept  on  my  head. 

But  the  French,  who  live  in  public,  must  have 
a  public  religion,  a  gregarious  worship,  with 
demonstrative  action  and  colours  and  sounds. 
Deep  devotion,  silent  in  its  depth,  is  for  the 
north  and  not  for  this  radiant  sun,  though  you 
will  find  that  quiet  worship  again  in  lower  lati- 
tudes where  the  very  heat  precludes  activity. 

Some  twenty  years  ago,  one  of  the  ablest  men 
of  the  University  of  Cambridge  read  a  paper  on 


CLIMATE.  257 

the  influence  which  the  insular  position  and  the 
climate  of  Britain  has  upon  our  national  character, 
and  it  appeared  to  be  proved  clearly  that  this 
influence  pervades  every  feature  of  our  life. 

In  a  third-rate  French  town  like  Nancy,  nearly 
all  the  pleasant  agrements  depend  on  the  climate, 
and  would  be  sadly  curtailed  by  rain  or  snow. 
So,  again,  when  a  Frenchman  visits  England  and 
gets  laughed  at  for  mistakes  in  our  difficult 
language,  and  has  to  eat  only  two  dishes  for 
dinner,  and  drinks  bad  coffee,  and  has  no  even- 
ing lounge  in  the  open  air,  and  is  then  told  to 
look  at  our  domestic  life,  and  finds  he  cannot  get 
an  entrance  there  (for  how  very  few  French  do 
enter  there),  his  miseries  are  directly  caused  by 
our  climate,  and  no  wonder  his  impression  of 
Albion  is  that  we  are  all  fog  and  cotton  and 
smoke,  and  everything  triste. 

From  Nancy  we  sent  the  canoe  by  rail  to  meet 
me  on  the  river  Marne,  and  while  the  slow 
luggage-train  lumbered  along  I  took  the  oppor- 
tunity of  visiting  the  celebrated  Camp  of  Chalons, 
the  Aldershot  of  France.  An  omnibus  takes  you 
from  the  railway  station,  and  you  soon  enter  a 
long  straggling  street  of  very  little  houses,  built 
badly,  and  looking  as  if  one  and  all  could  be 
pushed  down  by  your  hand.  These  are  not  the 
military  quarters,  but  the  self-grown  parasite 
s 


258  CAMP    OF    CHALONS. 

sutlers'  town,  which  springs  up  near  every  camp. 
Here  is  "Place  Solferino,"  and  there  "Rue 
Malakhoff,"  where  the  sign  of  the  inn  is  a 
Chinaman  having  his  pigtail  lopped  off  by  a 
Francais.  The  camp  is  in  the  middle  of  a  very 
large  plain,  with  plenty  of  dust  and  white  earth, 
which  "  glared  "  on  my  eyes  intensely,  this  being 
the  hottest  day  I  have  experienced  during  the 
vacation.  But  there  are  trees  for  shade,  and  a 
good  deal  of  grass  on  these  extensive  downs 
where  great  armies  can  manoeuvre  and  march  past 
the  Emperor  as  he  sits  enthroned  under  a  bower 
on  that  hill-crest  overlooking  all. 

The  permanent  buildings  for  the  troops  consist 
of  about  500  separate  houses,  substantial,  airy, 
and  well  lighted,  all  built  of  brick,  and  slated, 
and  kept  in  good  repair ;  each  of  these  is  about 
seventy  feet  long,  twenty  broad,  and  of  one  story 
high.  A  million  and  a-half  pounds  sterling  have 
already  been  expended  on  this  camp.  Behind 
the  quarters  are  the  soldiers'  gardens,  a  feature 
added  lately  to  the  camps  in  England.  There 
were  only  a  few  thousand  soldiers  at  the  place, 
so  we  soon  saw  all  that  was  interesting,  and  then 
adjourned  to  a  Restaurant,  where  I  observed  about 
twenty  officers  go  in  a  body  to  breakfast.  This 
they  did  in  a  separate  room,  but  their  loud, 
coarse,  and  outrageously  violent  conversation 


TEMPLE    UMBRELLA.  259 

really  amazed  me.  The  din  was  monstrous  and 
without  intermission.  We  had  never  before  fallen 
in  with  so  very  bad  a  specimen  of  French  manners, 
and  I  cannot  help  thinking  there  may  have  been 
special  reasons  for  these  men  bellowing  for  half 
an  hour  as  they  ate  their  breakfast. 

The  "mess  system"  has  been  tried  in  the 
French  army  several  times,  but  it  seems  to  fail 
always,  as  the  French  Clubs  do,  on  the  whole. 
It  is  not  wise,  however,  for  a  traveller  to  gene- 
ralize too  rapidly  upon  the  character  of  any 
portion  of  a  great  people  if  he  has  not  lived  long 
among  them.  A  hasty  glance  may  discern  that  a 
stranger  has  a  long  nose,  but  you  must  have 
better  acquaintance  with  him  before  you  can  truly 
describe  the  character  of  your  friend.  In  a  little 
book  just  published  in  France  about  the  English 
Bar  two  facts  are  noted,  that  Barristers  put  the 
name  of  their  "  Inn "  on  their  visiting  cards, 
and  that  the  Temple  Volunteers  are  drilled 
admirably  by  a  Serjeant-at-Law,  who  wields  "  an 
umbrella  with  a  varnished  cover,  which  glances 
in  the  sun  like  a  sword  "  ! 

Another  interesting  town  in  this  department  of 
France  is  Rheims  (spelt  Heims,  and  pronounced 
very  nearly  Hens).  Having  still  an  hour  or  two 
free,  I  went  there,  and  enjoyed  the  visit  to  the 
very  splendid  cathedral.  It  is  one  of  the  finest 
s  2 


260  REIMS. 

in  Europe,  very  old,  very  large,  very  rich,  and 
celebrated  as  the  place  of  coronation  for  the 
French  sovereigns.  Besides  all  this  it  is  kept  in 
good  order,  and  is  remarkably  clean.  The  outside 
is  covered  with  stone  figures,  most  of  them  rude 
in  art,  but  giving  at  a  distance  an  appearance  of 
prodigal  richness  of  material.  A  little  periodical 
called  France  Illustrated  is  published  at  fourpence 
each  number,  with  a  map  of ,  the  Department, 
several  woodcuts  of  notable  places  or  events,  and 
a  brief  history  of  the  principal  towns,  concluding 
with  a  resume  of  the  statistics  of  the  Depart- 
ment. A  publication  of  this  kind  would,  I 
think,  be  very  useful  in  England ;  and  for 
travellers  especially,  who  could  purchase  at  the 
County  town  the  particular  number  or  part  then 
required. 

In  one  of  the  adjoining  Departments,  accord- 
ing to  this  publication,  it  appears  that  there  are 
about  a  hundred  suicides  in  the  year  among  a 
population  of  half  a  million.  Surely  this  is  an 
alarming  proportion ;  and  what  should  we  say  if 
Manchester  had  to  report  100  men  and  women  in 
one  year  who  put  themselves  to  death  ? 

But  we  are  subsiding,  you  see,  into  the  ordinary 
tales  of  a  traveller,  because  I  am  waiting  now  for 
the  train  and  the  Rob  Roy,  and  certainly  this  my 
only  experience  of  widowerhood  made  me  long 


LEAKS    AND    CANDLES.  261 

again  for  the  well-known  yellow  oaken  side  of  the 
boat  and  her  pink-brown  cedar  varnished  top. 

Well,  next  morning  here  is  the  canoe  at 
Epernay,  arrived  all  safe  at  a  cost  of  2s.  6d. 
All  safe  we  thought  at  first,  but  we  soon  found 
it  had  been  sadly  bruised,  and  would  surely 
leak.  I  turned  it  upside  down  on  the  railway 
platform  in  the  hot  sun,  and  bought  two  candles 
and  occupied  three  good  hours  in  making  re- 
pairs and  greasing  all  the  seams.  But  after  all 
this  trouble,  when  we  put  the  boat  into  the 
Marne,  the  water  oozed  in  all  round. 

It  is  humiliating  to  sit  in  a  leaky  boat — it  is 
like  a  lame  horse  or  a  crooked  gun;  of  all  the 
needful  qualities  of  a  boat  the  first  is  to  keep  out 
the  water.  So  I  stopped  at  the  first  village,  and 
got  a  man  to  mix  white  lead  and  other  things, 
and  we  carefully  worked  this  into  all  the  seams, 
leaving  it  to  harden  while  I  had  my  breakfast  in 
the  little  auberge  close  by  the  shore,  where  they 
are  making  the  long  rafts  to  go  down  to  Paris, 
and  where  hot  farmers  come  to  sip  their  two- 
penny bottle  of  wine. 

The  raft  man  was  wonderfully  proud  of  his  per- 
formance with  the  canoe,  and  he  called  out  to  each 
of  his  friends  as  they  walked  past,  to  give  them 
its  long  history  in  short  words.  When  I  paid 
him  at  last,  he  said  he  hoped  I  would  never  forget 


262  NOVEL    BARRIER. 

that  the  canoe  had  been  thoroughly  mended  in 

the  middle  of  France,  at  the  village  of ,  but 

I  really  do  not  remember  the  name. 

However,  there  were  not  wanting  tests  of  his 
workmanship,  for  the  Rob  Roy  had  to  be  pulled 
over  many  dykes  and  barriers  on  the  Marne. 
Some  of  these  were  of  a  peculiar  construction, 
and  were  evidently  novel  in  design. 

A  "barrage"  reached  across  the  stream,  and 
there  were  three  steps  or  falls  on  it,  with  a 
plateau  between  each.  The  water  ran  over  these 
steps,  and  was  sometimes  only  a  few  inches  in 
depth  on  the  crest  of  each  fall,  where  it  had  to 
descend  some  eight  or  ten  inches  at  most. 

This,  of  course,  would  have  been  easy  enough 
for  the  canoe  to  pass,  but  then  a  line  of  iron  posts 
was  ranged  along  each  plateau,  and  chains  were 
tied  from  the  top  of  one  post  to  the  bottom  of 
another,  diagonally,  and  it  will  be  understood  that 
this  was  a  very  puzzling  arrangement  to  steer 
through  in  a  fast  current. 

In  cases  of  this  sort  I  usually  got  ashore  to 
reconnoitre,  and  having  calculated  the  angle  at 
which  we  must  enter  the  passage  obliquely  (down 
a  fall,  and  across  its  stream),  I  managed  to  get 
successfully  through  several  of  these  strange 
barriers.  We  came  at  length  to  one  which,  on 
examination,  I  had  to  acknowledge  was  "  impass- 


THE    VANNE. 


263 


'The  Chain  Barrier." 


able,"  for  the  chains  were  slack,  and  there  was 
only  an  inch  or  two  of  "  law  "  on  either  side  of 
the  difficult  course  through  them. 

However,  a  man  happened  to  see  my  move- 
ments and  the  canoe,  and  soon  he  called  some 
dozen  of  his  fellow  navvies  from  their  work  to 
look  at  the  navigator. 

The  captain  was  therefore  incited  by  these 
spectators  to  try  the  passage,  and  I  mentally 
resolved  at  any  rate  to  be  cool  and  placid,  how- 
ever much  discomfiture  was  to  be  endured.  The 
boat  was  steered  to  the  very  best  of  my  power, 


264  WET. 

but  the  bow  of  the  canoe  swerved  an  inch  in  the 
swift  oblique  descent,  and  instantly  it  got  locked 
in  the  chains,  while  I  quietly  got  out  (whistling 
an  air  in  slow  time),  and  then,  in  the  water 
with  all  my  clothes  on,  I  steadily  lifted  the  boat 
through  the  iron  network  and  got  into  her,  dripping 
wet,  but  trying  to  behave  as  if  it  were  only  the 
usual  thing.  The  navvies  cheered  a  long  and 
loud  bravo!  but  I  felt  somewhat  ashamed  of 
having  yielded  to  the  desire  for  ignorant  applause, 
and  when  finally  round  the  next  corner  I  got  out 
and  changed  my  wet  things,  a  wiser  and  a  sadder 
man,  but  dry. 

This  part  of  the  river  is  in  the  heart  of  the 
champagne  country,  and  all  the  softly  swelling 
hills  about  are  thickly  covered  by  vineyards.  The 
vine  for  champagne  is  exceedingly  small,  and 
grows  round  one  stick,  and  the  hillside  looks  just 
like  a  carding-brush,  from  the  millions  of  these 
little  sharp-pointed  rods  upright  in  the  ground 
and  close  together,  without  any  fence  whatever 
between  the  innumerable  lots.  The  grape  for 
champagne  is  always  red,  and  never  white,  so 
they  said,  though  "  white  grapes  are  grown  for 
eating."  During  the  last  two  months  few  people 
have  consumed  more  grapes  in  this  manner  than 
the  chief  mate  of  the  Rob  Roy  canoe. 

On  one  of  these  hills  we  noticed  the  house  of 


MADAME    CLICQUOT.  265 

Madame  Clicquot,  whose  name  has  graced  many 
a  cork  of  champagne  bottles  and  of  bottles  not 
champagne. 

The  vineyards  of  Ai,  near  Epernay,  are  the 
most  celebrated  for  their  wine.  After  the  bottles 
are  filled,  they  are  placed  neck  downwards,  and 
the  sediment  collects  near  the  cork.  Each  bottle 
is  then  uncorked  in  this  position,  and  the  confined 
gas  forces  out  a  little  of  the  wine  with  the  sedi- 
ment, while  a  skilful  man  dexterously  replaces 
the  cork  when  this  sediment  has  been  expelled. 
One  would  think  that  only  a  very  skilful  man 
can  perform  such  a  feat.  When  the  bottles  are 
stored  in  "  caves,"  or  vast  cellars,  the  least  change 
of  temperature  causes  them  to  burst  by  hundreds. 
Sometimes  one-fourth  of  the  bottles  explode  in 
this  manner,  and  it  is  said  that  the  renowned 
Madame  Clicquot  lost  400,000  in  the  hot  autumn 
of  1843,  before  sufficient  ice  could  be  fetched  from 
Paris  to  cool  her  spacious  cellars.  Every  year 
about  fifty  million  bottles  of  genuine  champagne 
are  made  in  France,  and  no  one  can  say  how 
many  more  millions  of  bottles  of  "  French  cham- 
pagne" are  imbibed  every  year  by  a  confiding 
world. 

The  Marne  is  a  large  and  deep  river,  and  its 
waters  are  kept  up  by  barriers  every  few  miles. 
It  is  rather  troublesome  to  pass  these  by  taking 


266  BOAT'S  NAMES. 

the  boat  out  and  letting  it  down  on  the  other 
side,  and  in  crossing  one  of  them  I  gave  a  serious 
blow  to  the  stern  of  the  canoe  against  an  iron  bar. 
This  blow  started  four  planks  from  the  sternpost, 
and  revealed  to  me  also  that  the  whole  frame 
had  suffered  from  the  journey  at  night  on  an  open 
truck.  However,  as  my  own  ship's  carpenter 
was  on  board,  and  had  nails  and  screws,  we  soon 
managed  to  make  all  tight  again,  and  by  moon- 
light came  to  Dormans,  where  I  got  two  men  to 
carry  the  boat  as  usual  to  an  hotel,  and  had  the 
invariable  run  of  visitors  from  that  time  until 
everybody  went  to  bed. 

It  is  curious  to  remark  the  different  names  by 
which  the  canoe  has  been  called,  and  among  these 
the  following :  —  "  Batteau,"  "  schiff,"  "  lot," 
"  barca"  "  canot"  "  caique  "  (the  soldiers  who 
have  been  in  the  Crimea  call  it  thus),  "  chaloupe" 
" navire,"  "  schipp"  (Low  German),  "yacht" 
("jacht"  —  Danish,  "jaht,"  from  "jagen,"  to 
ride  quickly — properly  a  boat  drawn  by  horses). 
Several  people  have  spoken  of  it  as  "  batteau  a 
vapeur"  for  in  the  centre  of  France  they  have 
never  seen  a  steamboat,  but  the  usual  name  with 
the  common  people  is  "petit  latteau"  and  among 
the  educated  people  "nacelle"  or  " perissoir ; 
this  last  as  we  call  a  dangerous  boat  a  "  coffin"  or 
"  sudden  death." 


GENTLEMEN.  267 

An  early  start  next  morning  found  me  slipping 
along  with  a  tolerable  current  and  under  sail 
before  a  fine  fresh  breeze,  but  with  the  same  un- 
alterable blue  sky.  I  had  several  interesting 
conversations  with  farmers  and  others  riding  to 
market  along  the  road  which  here  skirts  the 
river.  What  most  surprises  the  Frenchman  is 
that  a  traveller  can  possibly  be  happy  alone ! 
Not  one  hour  have  I  had  of  ennui,  and,  however 
selfish  it  may  seem,  it  is  true  that  for  this  sort  of 
journey  I  prefer  to  travel  entirely  seul. 

Pleasant  trees  and  pretty  gardens  are  here 
on  every  side  in  plenty,  but  where  are  the 
houses  of  the  gentlemen  of  France,  and  where 
are  the  French  gentlemen  themselves?  This  is 
a  difference  between  France  and  England  which 
cannot  fail  to  "knock"  the  observant  traveller 
(as  Artemus  Ward  would  say) — the  notable  ab- 
sence of  country  seats  during  hours  and  hours 
of  passage  along  the  best  routes;  whereas  in 
England  the  prospect  from  almost  every  hill  of 
woodland  would  have  a  great  house  at  the  end  of 
its  vista,  and  the  environs  of  every  town  would 
stretch  into  outworks  of  villas  smiling  in  the  sun. 
The  French  have  ways  and  fashions  which  are  not 
ours,  but  their  nation  is  large  enough  to  entitle 
them  to  a  standard  of  their  own,  just  as  the 
Americans,  with  so  great  a  people  agreed  on  the 


268  DINNER    TALK. 

matter,  may  surely  claim  liberty  to  speak  with  a 
twang,  and  to  write  of  a  "  plow." 

I  am  convinced  that  it  is  a  mistake  to  say  we 
Britons  are  a  silent  people  compared  with  the 
French  or  Americans.  At  some  hundred  sittings 
of  the  table  d'hote  in  both  these  countries  I  have 
found  more  of  dull,  dead  silence  than  in  England 
at  our  inns.  An  Englishman  accustomed  only 
to  the  pleasant  chat  of  a  domestic  dinner  feels  ill 
at  ease  when  dining  with  strangers,  and  so  he 
notices  their  silence  all  the  more ;  but  the  French 
table  d'hote  (not  in  the  big  barrack  hotels,  for 
English  tourists,  we  have  before  remarked  upon) 
has  as  little  general  conversation,  and  an  American 
one  has  far  less  than  in  England. 

Here  in  France  come  six  or  seven  middle-class 
men  to  dine.  They  put  the  napkin  kept  for  each 
from  yesterday,  and  recognized  by  the  knots  they 
tied  on  it,  up  to  their  chins  like  the  pinafore  of  a 
baby,  and  wipe  plate,  fork,  and  spoons  with  the 
other  end,  and  eat  bits  and  scraps  of  many  dishes, 
and  scrape  their  plates  almost  clean,  and  then 
depart,  and  not  one  word  has  been  uttered. 

Then,  again,  there  is  the  vaunted  French 
climate.  Bright  sun,  no  doubt,  but  forget  not 
that  it  is  so  very  bright  as  to  compel  all  rooms  to 
be  darkened  from  ten  to  four  each  day.  At  noon 
the  town  is  like  a  cemetery ;  no  one  thinks  of 


SUNLIGHT.  269 

walking,  riding,  or  looking  out  of  his  window  in 
the  heat.  From  seven  to  nine  in  the  morning, 
and  from  an  hour  before  sunset  to  any  time  you 
please  at  night,  the  open  air  is  delicious.  But  I 
venture  to  say  that  in  a  week  of  common  summer 
weather  we  see  more  of  the  sun  in  England  than 
in  France,  for  we  seldom  have  so  much  of  it  at 
once  as  to  compel  us  to  close  our  eyes  against  its 
fierce  rays.  In  fact,  the  sensation  of  life  in  the 
South,  after  eleven  o'clock  in  the  morning,  is  that 
of  waiting  for  the  cool  hours,  and  so  day  after  day 
is  a  continual  reaching  forward  to  something  about 
to  come ;  whereas,  an  English  day  of  sunshine 
is  an  enjoyable  present  from  beginning  to  end. 
Once  more,  let  it  be  remembered  that  twilight 
lasts  only  for  half  an  hour  in  the  sunny  South ; 
that  delicious  season  of  musing  and  long  shadows 
is  a  characteristic  of  the  northern  latitudes  which 
very  few  Southerners  have  ever  experienced  at  all. 
The  run  down  the  Marne  for  about  200  miles 
was  a  pleasant  part  of  the  voyage,  but  seldom  so 
exciting  in  adventure  as  the  paddling  on  unknown 
waters.  Long  days  of  work  could  therefore  be 
now  well  endured,  for  constant  exercise  had 
trained  the  body,  and  a  sort  of  instinct  was 
enough,  when  thus  educated  by  experience,  to 
direct  the  mind.  Therefore  the  Bob  Roy's 
paddle  was  in  my  hands  for  ten  hours  at  a  time 


270  THE    ELEPHANT    ON    THE    MARNE. 

without  weariness,  and  sometimes  even  for  twelve 
hours  at  a  stretch. 

After  a  comfortable  night  at  Chateau  Thierry 
in  the  Elephant  Hotel,  which  is  close  to  the  water, 
I  took  my  canoe  down  from  the  hayloft  to  which 
it  had  been  hoisted,  and  once  more  launched  her 
on  the  river.  The  current  gradually  increased, 
and  the  vineyards  gave  place  to  forest  trees. 
See,  there  are  the  rafts,  some  of  casks,  lashed 
together  with  osiers,  some  of  planks,  others  of 
hewn  logs,  and  others  of  great  rough  trees. 
There  is  a  straw  hut  on  them  for  the  captain's 
cabin,  and  the  crew  will  have  a  stiff  fortnight's 
work  to  drag,  push,  and  steer  this  congeries  of 
wood  on  its  way  to  the  Seine.  The  labour  spent 
merely  in  adjusting  and  securing  the  parts  is 
enormous,  but  labour  of  that  kind  costs  little  here. 

Further  on  there  is  a  large  flock  of  sheep 
conducted  to  the  river  to  drink,  in  the  orthodox 
pastoral  manner  of  picture-books.  But  (let  us 
confess  it)  they  were  also  driven  by  the  sagacious 
shepherd's  dogs,  who  seem  to  know  perfectly  that 
the  woolly  multitude  has  come  precisely  to  drink, 
and,  therefore,  the  dogs  cleverly  press  forward 
each  particular  sheep,  until  it  has  got  a  place  by 
the  cool  brink  of  the  water. 

In  the  next  quiet  bay  a  village  maid  drives  her 
cow  to  the  river,  and  chats  across  the  water  with 


FIRST    CLOUD.  271 

another,  also  leading  in  a  cow  to  wade  knee  deep, 
and  to  dip  its  broad  nose,  and  lift  it  gently  again 
from  the  cool  stream.  On  the  road  alongside  is  a 
funny  little  waggon,  and  a  whole  family  are  within. 
This  concern  is  actually  drawn  along  by  a  goat. 
Its  little  kid  skips  about,  for  the  time  of  toil 
has  not  yet  come  to  the  youngling,  and  it  may 
gambol  now. 

But  here  is  the  bridge  of  Nogent,  so  I  leave  my 
boat  in  charge  of  an  old  man,  and  give  positive 
pleasure  to  the  cook  at  the  auberge  by  ordering  a 
breakfast.  Saints'  portraits  adorn  the  walls,  and 
a  "sampler"  worked  by  some  little  girl,  with 
only  twenty-five  letters  in  the  alphabet,  for  the 
"w"  is  as  yet  ignored  in  classic  grammars, 
though  it  has  now  to  be  constantly  used  in  the 
common  books  and  newspapers.  Why,  they  even 
adopt  our  sporting  terms,  and  you  see  in  a  paper 
that  such  a  race  was  only  "  un  Walkover/'  and 
that  another  was  likely  to  be  "  un  dead  heat." 

Suddenly  in  my  quiet  paddling  here  the  sky 
was  shaded,  and  on  looking  up  amazed  I  found 
a  cloud ;  at  last,  after  six  weeks  of  brilliant  blue 
and  scorching  glare,  one  fold  of  the  fleecy  curtain 
has  been  drawn  over  the  sun. 

The  immediate  effect  of  this  cooler  sky  was 
very  invigorating,  though,  after  weeks  of  hot 
glare  (reflected  upwards  again  into  the  face  from 


272  CLOUD    AT    LAST. 

the  water),  it  seemed  the  most  natural  thing  to 
be  always  in  a  blaze  of  light,  for  much  of  the 
inconvenience  of  it  was  avoided  by  a  plan  which 
will  be  found  explained  in  the  Appendix,  with 
some  other  hints  to  "  Boating  Men." 

The  day  went  pleasantly  now,  and  with  only 
the  events  of  ordinary  times,  which  need  not  be 
recounted.  The  stream  was  steady,  the  banks 
were  peopled,  and  many  a  blue-bloused  country- 
man stopped  to  looked  at  the  canoe  as  she  glided 
past,  with  the  captain's  socks  and  canvas  shoes 
on  the  deck  behind  him,  for  this  was  his  drying- 
place  for  wet  clothes. 

Now  and  then  a  pleasure-boat  was  seen,  and 
there  were  several  canoes  at  some  of  the  towns, 
but  all  of  them  flat-bottomed  and  open,  and  des- 
perately unsafe — well  named  "  perissoirs."  Some 
of  these  were  made  of  metal.  The  use  of  this  is 
well-known  to  be  a  great  mistake  for  any  boat 
under  ten  tons ;  in  all  such  cases  it  is  much 
heavier  than  wood  of  the  same  strength,  consider- 
ing the  strains  which  a  boat  must  expect  to 
undergo. 

"La  Ferte  sous  Jouarre"  is  the  long  name  of 
the  next  stopping-place.  There  are  several  towns 
called  by  the  name  La  Ferte  (La  Fortifie),  which 
in  some  measure  corresponds  with  the  termination 
"caster"  or  "cester"  of  English  names.  Mill- 


RIVAL    GOSSIPS.  273 

stones  are  the  great  specialty  of  this  La  Ferte. 
A  good  millstone  costs  50/.,  and  there  is  a 
large  exportation  of  them.  The  material  has 
the  very  convenient  property  of  not  requiring  to 
be  chipped  into  holes,  as  these  exist  in  this  stone 
naturally. 

At  La  Ferte  I  put  the  boat  into  a  hayloft ; 
how  often  it  has  occupied  this  elevated  lodgings 
amongst  its  various  adventures ;  and  at  dinner 
with  me  there  is  an  intelligent  and  hungry  bour- 
geois from  Paris,  with  his  vulgar  and  hearty  wife, 
and  opposite  to  them  the  gossip  of  the  town,  who 
kept  rattling  on  the  stupid,  endless  fiddle-faddle 
of  everybody's  doings,  sayings,  failings,  and 
earnings.  Some  amusement,  however,  resulted 
from  the  collision  of  two  gossips  at  our  table  of 
four  guests,  for  while  the  one  always  harped  upon 
family  tales  of  La  Ferte,  its  local  statistics,  and 
the  minute  sayings  of  its  people,  the  other  kept 
struggling  to  turn  our  thoughts  to  shoes  and 
slippers,  for  he  was  a  commercial  traveller  with 
a  cartful  of  boots  to  sell.  But,  after  all,  how 
much  of  our  conversation  in  better  life  is  only  of 
the  same  kind,  though  about  larger,  or  at  any 
rate  different  things ;  what  might  sound  trifles 
to  our  British  Cabinet  would  be  the  loftiest  politics 
of  Honolulu. 

When  we  started  at  eight  o'clock  next  day  I 
T 


274  CUTTING    ACROSS. 

felt  an  unaccountable  languor ;  my  arms  were 
tired,  and  my  energy  seemed,  for  the  first  time, 
deficient.  This  was  the  result  of  a  week's  hard 
exercise,  and  of  a  sudden  change  of  wind  to  the 
south.  Give  me  our  English  climate  for  real 
hard  work  to  prosper  in. 

One  generally  associates  the  north  wind  with 
cool  and  bracing  air,  and  certainly  in  the  Mediter- 
ranean it  is  the  change  of  wind  to  the  south,  the 
hated  sirocce,  that  enervates  the  traveller  at 
once.  But  this  north  wind  on  the  Marne  came 
over  a  vast  plain  of  arid  land  heated  by  two 
months  of  scorching  sun,  whereas  the  breezes 
of  last  week,  though  from  the  east,  had  been 
tempered  in  passing  over  the  mountains  of  the 
Vosges. 

Forty-two  miles  lay  before  me  to  be  accom- 
plished before  arriving  to-night  at  my  resting- 
place  for  Sunday,  and  it  was  not  a  pleasant 
prospect  to  contemplate  with  stiff  muscles  in  the 
shoulders.  However,  after  twelve  miles  I  found 
that  about  twenty  miles  in  turnings  of  the  river 
could  be  cut  off  by  putting  the  boat  on  a  cart,  and 
thus  a  league  of  walking  and  3s.  4d.  of  payment 
solved  the  difficulty.  The  old  man  with  his  cart 
was  interesting  to  talk  to,  and  we  spoke  about 
those  deep  subjects  which  are  of  common  interest 
to  all. 


WINE    SPILLED.  275 

At  a  turn  in  the  road  we  came  upon  a  cart 
overturned  and  with  a  little  crowd  round  it,  while 
the  earth  was  covered  with  a  great  pool  of  what 
seemed  to  be  blood,  but  was  only  wine.  The  cart 
had  struck  a  tree,  and  the  wine-cask  on  it  in- 
stantly burst,  which  so  frightened  the  horse 
that  he  overset  the  cart. 

The  Rob  Roy  was  soon  in  the  water  again,  and 
the  scenery  had  now  become  much  more  enjoyable. 

I  found  an  old  soldier  at  a  ferry  who  fetched 
me  a  bottle  of  wine,  and  then  he  and  his  wife  sat 
in  their  leaky,  flat,  green-painted  boat,  and  became 
very  great  friends  with  the  Englishman.  He 
had  been  at  the  taking  of  Constantine  in  Algeria, 
a  place  which  really  does  look  quite  impossible  to 
be  taken  by  storm.  But  the  appearance  of  a 
fortress  is  deceptive  except  to  the  learned  in  such 
matters.  Who  would  think  that  Comorn,  in 
Hungary,  is  stronger  than  Constantine  ?  When 
you  get  near  Comorn  there  is  nothing  to  see,  and 
it  is  precisely  because  of  this  that  it  was  able  to 
resist  so  long. 

The  breeze  soon  freshened  till  I  hoisted  my 
sails  and  was  fairly  wafted  on  to  Meaux,  so  that, 
after  all,  the  day,  begun  with  forebodings,  became 
as  easy  and  as  pleasant  as  the  rest. 


T  2 


CHAPTER  XV. 


Meaux  on  the  Marne — Hammering  -Popish  forms — Wise 
dogs — Blocked  in  a  tunnel — A  dry  voyage — Arbour 
and  garret — Odd  fellows — Dream  on  the  Seine — Almost 
over — No  admittance — Charing-cross. 

THERE  are  three  hemispheres  of  scenery  visible  to 
the  traveller  who  voyages  thus  in  a  boat  on  the 
rivers.  First,  the  great  arch  of  sky,  and  land, 
and  trees,  and  flowers  down  to  the  water's  brink ; 
then  the  whole  of  this  reflected  beautifully  in  the 
surface  of  the  river ;  and  then  the  wondrous  depths 
in  the  water  itself,  with  its  animal  life,  its  rocks 
and  glades  below,  and  its  flowers  and  mosses. 
Now  rises  the  moon  so  clear,  and  with  the  sky 
around  it  so  black  that  no  "man  in  the  moon" 
can  be  seen. 

At  the  hotel  we  find  a  whole  party  of  guests 
for  the  marriage-dinner  of  a  newly-wedded  pair. 
The  younger  portion  of  the  company  adjourn  to 
the  garden  and  let  off  squibs  and  crackers,  so  it 
seems  to  be  a  good  time  to  exhibit  some  of  my 
signal  lights  from  my  bedroom-window,  and  there 
is  much  cheering  as  the  Englishman  illumines  the 


HAMMER.  277 

whole  neighbourhood.  Next  day  the  same  people 
all  assembled  for  the  marriage  breakfast,  and 
sherry,  madeira,  and  champagne  flowed  from  the 
well-squeezed  purse  of  the  bride's  happy  father. 

I  have  noticed  that  the  last  sound  to  give 
way  to  the  stillness  of  the  night  in  a  village  is 
that  of  the  blacksmith's  hammer,  which  is  much 
more  heard  abroad  than  at  home.  Perhaps  this  is 
because  much  of  their  execrable  French  ironwork 
is  made  in  each  town ;  whereas  in  England  it  is 
manufactured  by  machinery  in  great  quantities  and 
at  special  places.  At  any  rate,  after  travelling  on 
the  Continent  long  enough  to  become  calm  and 
observant,  seeing,  hearing,  and,  we  may  add, 
scenting  all  around,  the  picture  in  the  mind  is  full 
of  blue  dresses,  white  stones,  jingling  of  bells,  and 
the  "cling,  cling"  of  the  never  idle  blacksmith. 

This  town  of  Meaux  has  a  bridge  with  houses 
on  it,  and  great  mill-wheels  filling  up  the  arches 
as.  they  used  to  do  in  old  London-bridge.  Plea- 
sant gardens  front  the  river,  and  cafes  glitter 
there  at  night.  These  are  not  luxuries  but  posi- 
tive necessaries  of  life  for  the  Frenchman,  and  it 
is  their  absence  abroad  which — we  believe — is  one 
chief  cause  of  his  being  so  bad  a  colonist,  for  the 
Frenchman  has  only  the  expression  "with  me"  for 
"home,"  and  no  word  for  "wife"  but  "woman." 

The  cathedral  of  Meaux  is*  grand  and  old,  and 


278  FORM    AND    CEREMONY. 

see  how  they  masquerade  the  service  in  it !  Look 
at  the  gaunt  "  Suisse,"  with  his  cocked-hat  kept 
on  in  church,  with  his  sword  and  spear.  The 
twenty  priests  and  twelve  red-surpliced  boys  intone 
to  about  as  many  hearers.  A  monk  escorted 
through  the  church  makes  believe  to  sprinkle 
holy  water  on  all  sides  from  that  dirty  plasterer's 
brush,  and  then  two  boys  carry  on  their  shoulders 
a  huge  round  loaf,  the  "  pain  benit,"  which,  after 
fifty  bowings,  is  blessed,  and  escorted  back  to  be 
cut  up,  and  is  then  given  in  morsels  to  the  con- 
gregation. These  endless  ceremonies  are  the 
meshes  of  the  net  of  Popery,  and  they  are  well 
woven  to  catch  many  Frenchmen,  who  must  have 
action,  show,  the  visible  tangible  outside,  whatever 
may  be  meant  by  it. 

This  service  sets  one  a-thinking.  Some  form 
there  must  be  in  worship.  One  may  suppose, 
indeed,  that  perfect  spirit  can  adore  God  without 
attitude,  or  even  any  sequence  or  change.  Yet  in 
the  Bible  we  hear  of  Seraphs  veiling  their  bodies 
with  their  wings,  and  of  elders  prostrate  at  cer- 
tain times,  and  saints  that  have  a  litany  even  in 
heaven.  Mortals  must  have  some  form  of  adora- 
tion, but  there  is  the  question,  How  much  ?  and 
on  this  great  point  how  many  wise  and  foolish 
men  have  written  books  without  end,  or  scarcely 
any  effect ! 


WISE    DOGS.  279 

The  riverside  was  a  good  place  for  a  quiet 
Sunday  walk.  Here  a  flock  of  300  sheep  had 
come  to  drink,  and  nibble  at  the  flowers  hanging 
over  the  water,  and  the  simple-hearted  shepherd 
stood  looking  on  while  his  dogs  rushed  backward 
and  forward,  yearning  for  some  sheep  to  do 
wrong,  that  their  dog  service  might  be  required  to 
prevent  or  to  punish  naughty  conduct.  This 
"  Berger "  inquires  whether  England  is  near 
Africa,  and  how  large  our  legs  of  mutton  are, 
and  if  we  have  sheep-dogs,  and  are  there  any 
rivers  in  our  island  on  the  sea.  Meanwhile  at  the 
hotel  the  marriage  party  kept  on  "  breakfasting," 
even  until  four  o'clock,  and  non-melodious  songs 
were  sung.  The  French,  as  a  people,  do  not  excel 
in  vocal  music,  either  in  tone  or  in  harmony,  but 
then  they  are  precise  in  time. 

Afloat  again  next  morning,  and  quite  refreshed, 
we  prepared  for  a  long  day's  work.  The  stream 
was  now  clear,  and  the  waving  tresses  of  dark 
green  weeds  gracefully  curved  under  water,  while 
islands  amid  deep  shady  bays  varied  the  landscape 
above. 

I  saw  a  canal  lock  open,  and  paddled  in  merely 
for  variety,  passing  soon  into  a  tunnel,  in  the 
middle  of  which  there  was  a  huge  boat  fixed, 
and  nobody  with  it.  The  boat  exactly  filled  the 
tunnel,  and  the  men  had  gone  to  their  dinner,  so  I 


280  BLOCKED    IN    A    TUNNEL. 

had  first  to  drag  their  huge  boat  out,  and  then 
the  canoe  proudly  glided  into  daylight,  having 
a  whole  tunnel  to  itself. 

At  Lagny,  where  we  were  to  breakfast,  I  left 
my  boat  with  a  nice  old  gentleman,  who  was 
fishing  in  a  nightcap  and  spectacles,  and  he 
assured  me  he  would  stop  there  two  hours.  But 
when  I  scrambled  back  to  it  through  the  mill 
(the  miller's  men  amazed  among  their  wholesome 
dusty  sacks),  the  disconsolate  Rob  Hoy  was  found 
to  be  all  alone,  the  first  time  she  had  been  left  in 
a  town  an  "  unprotected  female." 

To  escape  a  long  serpent  wind  of  the  river,  we 
entered  another  canal  and  found  it  about  a  foot 
deep,  with  clear  water  flowing  pleasantly.  This 
seemed  to  be  very  fortunate,  and  it  was  enjoyed 
most  thoroughly  for  a  few  miles,  little  knowing 
what  was  to  come.  Presently  weeds  began,  then 
clumps  of  great  rushes,  then  large  bushes  and 
trees,  all  growing  with  thick  grass  in  the  water, 
and  at  length  this  got  so  dense  that  the  prospect 
before  me  was  precisely  like  a  very  large  hayfield, 
with  grass  four  feet  high,  all  ready  to  be  mowed, 
but  which  had  to  be  mercilessly  rowed  through. 

This  on  a  hot  day  without  wind,  and  in  a  long 
vista,  unbroken  by  a  man  or  a  house,  or  anything 
lively,  was  rather  daunting,  but  we  had  gone  too 
far  to  recede  with  honour,  and  so  by  dint  of  push- 


NO    WATER. 


281 


•Canal  Miseries." 


ing  and  working  I  actually  got  the  boat  through 
some  miles  of  this  novel  obstruction  (known  only 
this  summer),  and  brought  her  safe  and  sound 
again  to  the  river.  At  one  place  there  was  a 
bridge  over  this  wet  marsh,  and  two  men  hap- 
pened to  be  going  over  it  as  the  canoe  came  near. 
They  soon  called  to  some  neighbours,  and  the 
row  of  spectators  exhibited  the  faculty  so  notable 
in  French  people  and  so  rarely  found  with  us, 
that  of  being  able  to  keep  from  laughing  right 
out  at  a  foreigner  in  an  awkward  case.  The 
absurd  sight  of  a  man  paddling  a  boat  amid  miles 


282  ARBOUR  AND  GARRET. 

of  thick  rushes  was  indeed  a  severe  test  of 
courteous  gravity.  However,  I  must  say  that  the 
labour  required  to  penetrate  this  marsh  was  far 
less  than  one  would  suppose  from  the  appearance 
of  the  place.  The  sharp  point  of  the  boat 
entered,  and  its  smooth  sides  followed  through 
hedges,  as  it  were,  of  aquatic  plants,  and,  on  the 
whole  (and  after  all  was  done !),  I  preferred  the 
trouble  and  muscular  effort  required  then  to  that 
of  the  monotonous  calm  of  usual  canal  sailing. 

Fairly  in  the  broad  river  again  the  Rob  Roy 
came  to  Neuilly,  and  it  was  plain  that  my  Sunday 
rest  had  enabled  over  thirty  miles  to  be  accom- 
plished without  any  fatigue  at  the  end.  With 
some  hesitation  we  selected  an  inn  on  the  water- 
side. The  canoe  was  taken  up  to  it  and  put  on  a 
table  in  a  summer-house,  while  my  own  bed  was 
in  a  garret  where  one  could  not  stand  upright — 
the  only  occasion  where  I  have  been  badly 
housed ;  and  pray  let  no  one  be  misled  by  the 
name  of  this  abode — "  The  Jolly  Rowers." 

Next  day  the  river  flowed  fast  again,  and 
numerous  islands  made  the  channels  difficult  to 
find.  The  worst  of  these  difficulties  is  that  you 
cannot  prepare  for  them.  No  map  gives  any  just 
idea  of  your  route — the  people  on  the  river  itself 
are  profoundly  ignorant  of  its  navigation.  For 
instance,  in  starting,  my  landlord  told  me  that  in 


IGNORANCE    AND    INGENUITY.  283 

two  hours  we  should  reach  Paris.  After  ten  miles 
an  intelligent  man  said,  "  Distance  from  Paris  ? 
it  is  six  hours  from  here; "  while  a  third  informed 
me  a  little  further  on,  "  It  is  just  three  leagues 
and  a  half  from  this  spot." 

The  banks  were  now  dotted  with  villas,  and 
numerous  pleasure-boats  were  moored  at  neat 
little  stairs.  The  vast  number  of  these  boats 
quite  astonished  me,  and  the  more  so  as  very 
few  of  them  were  ever  to  be  seen  in  actual  use. 

The  French  are  certainly  ingenious  in  their 
boat-making,  but  more  of  ingenuity  than  of 
practical  exercise  is  seen  on  the  water.  On  several 
rivers  we  remarked  the  "  walking  machine,"  in 
which  a  man  can  walk  on  the  water  by  fixing 
two  small  boats  on  his  feet.  A  curious  mode  of 
rowing  with  your  face  to  the  bows  has  lately 
been  invented  by  a  Frenchman,  and  it  is  described 
in  the  Appendix. 

We  stopped  to  breakfast  at  a  new  canal 
cutting,  and  as  there  were  many  gamins  about,  I 
fastened  a  stone  to  my  painter  and  took  the 
boat  out  into  the  middle  of  the  river,  and  so 
left  her  moored  within  sight  of  the  arbour, 
where  I  sat,  and  also  within  sight  of  the  ardent- 
eyed  boys  who  gazed  for  hours  with  wistful 
looks  on  the  tiny  craft  and  its  fluttering 
flag.  Their  desire  to  handle  as  well  as  to  see  is 


284  ODD    FELLOWS. 

only  natural  for  these  little  fellows,  and,  there- 
fore, if  the  lads  behave  well,  I  always  make  a 
point  of  showing  them  the  whole  affair  quite  near, 
after  they  have  had  to  abstain  from  it  so  long 
as  a  forbidden  pleasure. 

Strange  that  this  quick  curiosity  of  French 
boys  does  not  ripen  more  of  them  into  travellers, 
but  it  soon  gets  expended  in  trifling  details  of  a 
narrow  circle,  while  the  sober,  sedate,  nay,  the 
triste,  Anglian  is  found  scurrying  over  the  world 
with  a  carpet-bag,  and  pushing  his  way  in  foreign 
crowds  without  one  word  of  their  language,  and 
all  the  while  as  merry  as  a  lark.  Among  the  odd 
modes  of  locomotion  adopted  by  Englishmen,  we 
have  already  mentioned  that  of  the  gentleman 
travelling  in  Germany  with  a  four-in-hand  and 
two  spare  horses.  We  met  another  Briton  who 
had  made  a  tour  in  a  road  locomotive  which  he 
bought  for  TOO/.,  and  sold  again  at  the  same 
price.  One  more  John  Bull,  who  regarded  the 
canoe  as  a  "queer  conveyance,"  went  himself 
abroad  on  a  velocipede.  None  of  these,  however, 
could  cross  seas,  lakes,  and  rivers  like  the  canoe, 
which  might  be  taken  wherever  a  man  could  walk 
or  a  plank  could  swim. 

It  seemed  contrary  to  nature  that,  after  thus 
nearing  pretty  Paris,  one's  back  was  now  to  be 
turned  upon  it  for  hours  in  order  to  have  a  wide, 


ROUND    AND    ROUND.  285 

vague,  purposeless  voyage  into  country  parts.  But 
the  river  willed  it  so ;  for  here  a  great  curve  began 
and  led  off  to  the  left,  while  the  traffic  of  the 
Marne  went  straight  through  a  canal  to  the  right, 
—through  a  canal,  and  therefore  I  would  not 
follow  it  there. 

The  river  got  less  and  less  in  volume ;  its  water 
was  used  for  the  canal,  and  it  could  scarcely 
trickle,  with  its  maimed  strength,  through  a 
spacious  sweep  of  real  country  life.  Here  we  often 
got  grounded,  got  entangled  in  long  mossy  weeds, 
got  fastened  in  overhanging  trees,  and,  in  fact, 
suffered  all  the  evils  which  the  smallest  brook 
had  ever  entailed,  though  this  was  a  mighty 
river. 

The  bend  was  more  and  more  inexplicable,  as  it 
turned  more  round  and  round,  till  my  face  was 
full  in  the  sunlight  at  noon,  and  I  saw  that  the 
course  was  now  due  south. 

Rustics  were  there  to  look  at  me,  and  wonder- 
ing herdsmen  too,  as  if  the  boat  was  in  mid 
Germany,  instead  of  being  close  to  Paris.  Evi- 
dently boating  men  in  that  quarter  never  came 
here  by  the  river,  and  the  Rob  Roy  was  a  rara 
avis  floating  on  a  stream  unused. 

But  the  circle  was  rounded  at  last,  as  all  circles 
are,  however  large  they  be ;  and  we  got  back  to 
the  common  route,  to  civilization,  fishing  men 


286  DREAM   ON    A    BANK. 

and  fishing  women,  and  on  the  broad  Marne  once 
more.     So  here  I  stopped  a  bit  for  a  ponder. 

And  now  we  unmoor  for  the  last  time,  and 
enter  the  Rob  Roy  for  its  final  trip — the  last  few 
miles  of  the  Marne,  and  of  more  than  a  thousand 
miles  rowed  and  sailed  since  we  started  from 
England.  I  will  not  disguise  my  feeling  of 
sadness  then,  and  I  wished  that  Paris  was  still 
another  day  distant. 

For  this  journey  in  a  canoe  has  been  interest- 
ing, agreeable,  and  useful,  though  its  incidents 
may  not  be  realized  by  reading  what  has  now 
been  described.  The  sensation  of  novelty,  free- 
dom, health,  and  variety  all  day  and  every  day 
was  what  cannot  be  recited.  The  close  acquaint- 
ance with  the  people  of  strange  lands,  and  the 
constant  observation  of  nature  around,  and  the 
unremitting  attention  necessary  for  progress,  all 
combine  to  make  a  voyage  of  this  sort  improving 
to  the  mind  thus  kept  alert,  while  the  body 
thoroughly  enjoys  life  when  regular  hard  exercise 
in  the  open  air  dissipates  the  lethargy  of  these 
warmer  climes. 

These  were  my  thoughts  as  I  came  to  the  Seine 
and  found  a  cool  bank  to  lie  upon  under  the  trees, 
with  my  boat  gently  rocking  in  the  ripples  of  the 
stream  below,  and  the  nearer  sound  of  a  great 
city  telling  that  Paris  was  at  hand.  "  Here/' 


ON   THE    SEINE.  287 

said  I,  "  and  now  is  my  last  hour  of  life  savage 
and  free.  Sunny  days  ;  alone,  but  not  solitary ; 
worked,  but  not  weary " — as  in  a  dream  the 
things,  places,  and  men  I  had  seen  floated  before 
my  eyes  half  closed.  The  panorama  was  wide, 
and  fair  to  the  mind's  eye ;  but  it  had  a  tale 
always  the  same  as  it  went  quickly  past — that 
vacation  was  over,  and  work  must  begin. 

Up,  then,  for  this  is  not  a  life  of  mere  enjoy- 
ment. Again  into  the  harness  of  "  polite  society," 
the  hat,  the  collar,  the  braces,  the  gloves,  the 
waistcoat,  the  latch-key — perhaps,  the  razor — 
certainly  the  umbrella.  How  every  joint  and 
limb  will  rebel  against  these  manacles,  but  they 
must  be  endured ! 

The  gradual  approach  to  Paris  by  gliding  down 
the  Seine  was  altogether  a  new  sensation.  By 
diligence,  railway,  or  steamer,  you  have  nothing 
like  it — not  certainly  by  walking  into  Paris  along 
a  dusty  road. 

For  now  we  are  smoothly  carried  on  a  wide  and 
winding  river,  with  nothing  to  do  but  to  look  and 
to  listen  while  the  splendid  panorama  majestically 
unfolds.  Villas  thicken,  gardens  get  smaller  as 
houses  are  closer,  trees  get  fewer  as  walls  in- 
crease. Barges  line  the  banks,  commerce  and  its 
movement,  luxury  and  its  adornments,  spires  and 
cupolas  grow  out  of  the  dim  horizon,  and  then 


288  ALMOST    OVER. 

bridges  seem  to  float  towards  me,  and  the  hum 
of  life  gets  deeper  and  busier,  while  the  pretty 
little  prattling  of  the  river  stream  yields  to  the 
roar  of  traffic,  and  to  that  indescribable  thrill 
which  throbs  in  the  air  around  this  the  capital  of 
the  Continent,  the  centre  of  the  politics,  the  focus 
of  the  pleasure  and  the  splendour  of  the  world. 

In  passing  the  island  at  Notre  Dame  I  for- 
tunately took  the  proper  side,  but  even  then  we 
found  a  very  awkward  rush  of  water  under  the 
bridges.  This  was  caused  by  the  extreme  low- 
ness  of  the  river,  which  on  this  very  day  was 
three  feet  lower  than  in  the  memory  of  man. 
The  fall  over  each  barrier,  though  wide  enough, 
was  so  shallow  that  I  saw  at  the  last  bridge  the 
crowd  above  me  evidently  calculated  upon  my 
being  upset ;  and  they  were  nearly  right  too. 
The  absence  of  other  boats  showed  me  (now 
experienced  in  such  omens)  that  some  great 
difficulty  was  at  hand,  but  I  also  remarked  that 
by  far  the  greater  number  of  observers  had  col- 
lected over  one  particular  arch,  where  at  first 
there  seemed  to  be  the  very  worst  chance  for 
getting  through.  By  logical  deduction  I  argued, 
"  that  must  be  the  best  arch,  after  all,  for  they 
evidently  expect  I  will  try  it,"  and,  with  a  horrid 
presentiment  that  my  first  upset  was  to  be  at  my 
last  bridge,  I  boldly  dashed  forward — whirl,  whirl 


NO    ADMITTANCE.  289 

the  waves,  and  grate — grate — my  iron  keel ;  but 
the  Rob  Hoy  rises  to  the  occasion,  and  a  rewarding 
Bravo  !  from  the  Frenchmen  above  is  answered 
by  a  British  "All  right "  from  the  boat  below. 

~No  town  was  so  hard  to  find  a  place  for  the 
canoe  in  as  the  bright,  gay  Paris.  I  went  to  the 
floating  baths  ;  they  would  not  have  me.  We 
paddled  to  the  funny  old  ship ;  they  shook  their 
heads.  We  tried  a  coal  wharf;  but  they  were  only 
civil  there.  Even  the  worthy  washerwomen, 
my  quondam  friends,  were  altogether  callous  now 
about  a  harbour  for  the  canoe. 

In  desperation  we  paddled  to  a  bath  that  was 
being  repaired,  but  when  my  boat  rounded  the 
corner  it  was  met  by  a  volley  of  abuse  from  the 
proprietor  for  disturbing  his  fishing ;  he  was  just 
in  the  act  of  expecting  the  final  bite  of  a  goitjon. 

Relenting  as  we  apologized  and  told  the  Rob 
Roy's  tale,  he  housed  her  there  for  the  night ;  and 
I  shouldered  my  luggage  and  wended  my  way  to 
an  hotel. 

Here  is  Meurice's,  with  the  homeward  tide  of 
Britons  from  every  Alp  and  cave  of  Europe  flow- 
ing through  its  salons.  Here  are  the  gay  streets, 
too  white  to  be  looked  at  in  the  sun,  and  the 
poupee  theatres  under  the  trees,  and  the  dandies 
driving  so  stiff  in  hired  carriages,  and  the  dapper, 
little  soldiers,  and  the  gilded  cafes. 


290  SAFE    HOME. 

Yes,  it  is  Paris — and  more  brilliant  than  ever ! 

I  faintly  tried  to  hope,  but — pray  pardon  me — 
I  utterly  failed  to  believe  that  any  person  there 
had  enjoyed  his  summer  months  with  such  exces- 
sive delight  as  the  captain,  the  purser,  the  ship's 
cook,  and  cabin  boy  of  the  Rob  Roy  canoe. 

Eight  francs  take  the  boat  by  rail  to  Calais. 
Two  shillings  take  her  thence  to  Dover.  The 
railway  takes  her  free  to  Charing  Cross,  and 
there  two  porters  put  her  in  the  Thames  again. 

A  flowing  tide,  on  a  sunny  evening,  bears  her 
fast  and  cheerily  straight  to  Searle's,  there  to 
debark  the  Bob  Roy's  cargo  safe  and  sound  and 
thankful,  and  to  plant  once  more  upon  the  shore 
of  old  England 

The  flag  that  braved  a  thousand  miles, 
The  rapid  and  the  snag. 


APPENDIX, 


GOSSIP   ASHORE   ABOUT   THINGS   AFLOAT. 

THOSE  who  intend  to  make  a  river  voyage  on  the 
Continent — and  several  canoes  are  preparing  for  this 
purpose — will  probably  feel  interested  in  some  of  the 
following  information,  while  other  readers  of  these 
pages  may  be  indulgent  enough  to  excuse  the  relation 
of  a  few  particulars  and  technical  details. 

It  is  proposed,  then,  to  give,  first,  a  description  of 
the  canoe  considered  to  be  most  suitable  for  a  voyage 
of  this  sort  after  experience  has  aided  in  modifying 
the  dimensions  of  the  boat  already  used ;  second,  an 
inventory  of  the  cargo  or  luggage  of  the  Rob  Roy, 
with  remarks  on  the  subject,  for  the  guidance  of 
future  passengers. 

Next  there  will  be  found  some  notes  upon  rocks 
and  currents  in  broken  water ;  and  lastly,  some 
further  remarks  on  the  "Kent,"  and  a  few  miscel- 
laneous observations  upon  various  points. 

Although  the  Rob  Roy  and  its  luggage  were  not 
prepared  until  after  much  cogitation,  it  is  well  that 
intending  canoists  should  have  the  benefit  of  what 
v  2 


292  APPENDIX. 

experience  has  since  proved  as  to  the  faults  and 
virtues  of  the  arrangements  devised  for  a  first  trip, 
after  these  have  been  thoroughly  tasted  in  so  pleasant 
a  tour. 

The  best  dimensions  for  the  canoe  appear  to  be — 
length,  14  feet  [15]*;  beam,  26  inches  [28],  six 
inches  abaft  the  midship ;  depth  outside,  from  keel 
to  deck,  9  inches ;  camber,  1  inch  [2] ;  keel,  1  inch, 
with  a  strip  of  iron,  half  an  inch  broad,  carefully 
secured  all  the  way  below,  and  a  copper  strip  up  the 
stem  and  stern  posts,  and  round  the  top  of  each  of 
them. 

The  new  canoe  now  building  will  have  the  beam 
at  the  water's  edge,  and  the  upper  plank  will  "  topple 
in,"  so  that  the  cedar  deck  will  be  only  20  inches 
wide. 

The  "well"  or  opening  in  the  deck  should  be 
4  feet  long  [4  feet  6  inches]  and  20  inches  wide, 
with  a  strong  combing  all  round,  sloping  forward, 
but  not  more  than  1  inch  [2]  high  at  the  bow  end. 
This  opening  should  be  semicircular  at  the  ends,  both 
for  appearance  sake  and  strength  and  convenience, 
so  as  to  avoid  corners.  The  macintosh  sheet  to  cover 
this  must  be  strong,  to  resist  constant  wear,  light 
coloured,  for  the  sun's  heat,  and  so  attached  as  to 
be  readily  loosened  and  made  fast  again,  say  20 
times  a  day,  and  by  cords  which  will  instantly  break 
if  you  have  to  jump  out.  In  the  new  canoe  this 
macintosh  (the  most  difficult  part  of  the  equipment 

*  The  figures  in  [    ]  are  the  dimensions  of  the  old  Kob  Boy. 


APPENDIX.  293 

to  arrange)  is  18  inches  long,  and  a  light  wooden 
hatch  covers  the  fore  part,  an  arrangement  found 
to  be  most  successful. 

A  water-tight  compartment  in  the  hull  is  a  mis- 
take. Its  partition  prevents  access  to  breakages 
within,  and  arrests  the  circulation  of  air,  and  it  cannot 
be  kept  long  perfectly  staunch.  There  should  be  extra 
timbers  near  the  seat. 

The  canoe  must  be  so  constructed  as  to  endure 
without  injury,  (1)  to  be  lifted  by  any  part  whatever ; 
(2)  to  be  rested  on  any  part  \  (3)  to  be  sat  upon  while 
aground,  on  any  part  of  the  deck,  the  combing,  and 
the  interior. 

Wheels  for  transport  have  been  often  suggested, 
but  they  would  be  useless.  On  plain  ground  or  grass 
you  can  readily  do  without  them.  On  rocks  and 
rough  ground,  or  over  ditches  and  through  hedges, 
wheels  could  not  be  employed,  and  at  all  times  they 
would  be  in  the  way.  Bilge  pieces  are  not  required. 
Strength  must  be  had  without  them,  and  their  pro- 
jections seriously  complicate  the  difficulties  of  pushing 
the  boat  over  a  pointed  rock,  both  when  afloat  and 
when  ashore ;  besides,  as  they  are  not  parallel  to  the 
keel  they  very  much  retard  the  boat's  speed. 

The  paddle  should  be  7  feet  long  (not  more), 
weight,  2  Ibs.  9  oz.,  strong,  with  blades  6  inches 
broad,  ends  rounded,  thick,  and  banded  with  copper. 
There  should  be  conical  cups  of  vulcanised  India 
rubber  to  catch  the  dribbling  water,  and,  if  possible, 
some  plan  (not  yet  devised)  for  preventing  or  arresting 
the  drops  from  the  paddle  ends,  which  fall  on  the 


294  APPENDIX. 

deck  when  you  paddle  slowly,  and  when  there  is  not 
cenough  entrifugal  force  to  throw  this  water  away 
from  the  boat. 

The  painter  ought  to  be  of  the  best  flexible  rope, 
not  tarred,  well  able  to  bear  2001b.  weight;  more 
than  20  feet  of  rope  is  a  constant  encumbrance.  The 
ends  should  be  silk- whipped  and  secured  through  a 
hole  in  the  stem  post  and  another  in  the  stern  post 
(so  that  either  or  both  ends  can  be  readily  cast  off); 
the  slack  may  be  coiled  on  deck  behind  you. 

There  should  be  a  back  support  of  two  wooden 
slips,  each  15  inches  by  3  inches,  placed  like  the  side 
strokes  of  the  letter  H,  and  an  inch  apart,  but  laced 
together  with  cord,  or  joined  by  a  strip  of  cloth. 
Rest  them  against  the  edge  of  the  combing,  and  so 
as  to  be  free  to  yield  to  the  motion  of  the  back  at  each 
stroke,  without  hurting  the  spine.  If  made  fast  so  as 
always  to  project,  they  are  much  in  the  way  of  the 
painter  in  critical  times.  They  may  be  hinged  below 
so  as  to  fold  down  as  you  get  out,  but  in  this  case  they 
are  in  the  way  when  you  are  getting  in  and  wish  to 
sit  down  in  an  instant  ready  for  work. 

The  mast  should  be  5  feet  long,  strong  enough  to 
stand  gales  without  stays,  stepped  just  forward  of  the 
stretcher,  in  a  tube  an  inch  above  deck,  and  so  as  to 
be  struck  without  difficulty  in  a  squall,  or  when 
Hearing  trees,  or  a  bridge,  barrier,  ferry-rope,  bank, 
or  waterfall,  or  when  going  aground. 

The  sail,  if  a  lug,  should  have  a  fore  leach  of  3  feet 
10  inches,  a  head  of  3  feet  6  inches,  and  a  foot  of  4  feet 
6  inches ;  yard  and  boom  of  bamboo. 


APPENDIX.  295 

The  boat  can  well  stand  more  sail  than  this  at  sea, 
or  in  lakes  and  broad  channels,  but  the  foregoing  size 
for  a  lug  is  quite  large  enough  to  manage  in  stiff 
breezes  and  in  narrow  rocky  tortuous  rivers. 

A  spritsail  would  be  better  in  some  respects,  but 
no  plan  has,  as  yet,  been  suggested  to  me  for  instantly 
striking  the  sprit  without  endangering  the  deck,  so 
I  mean  to  use  a  lug  still. 

The  material  of  the  sail  should  be  strong  cotton, 
in  one  piece,  without  any  eyelet  or  hole  whatever,  but 
with  a  broad  hem,  enclosing  well- stretched  cord  all 
round.  A  jib  is  of  little  use  as  a  saiL  It  is  apt  to  get 
aback  in  sudden  turns.  Besides,  you  must  land  either 
to  set  it  or  to  take  in  its  outhaul,  so  as  to  be  quite  snug. 
But  the  jib  does  well  to  tie  on  the  shoulders  when 
they  are  turned  to  a  fierce  sun.  The  boom  should  be 
attached  by  a  brass  shackle,  so  that  when  "topped" 
or  folded  its  end  closes  on  the  top  of  the  mast.  The 
sails  (with  the  boom  and  yard)  should  be  rolled  up 
round  the  mast  compactly,  to  be  stowed  away  for- 
ward, so  that  the  end  of  the  mast  resting  on  the 
stretcher  will  keep  the  roll  of  sails  out  of  the  wet. 
The  flag  and  its  staff  when  not  fast  at  the  mast-head 
(by  two  metal  loops)  should  fit  into  the  mast-step, 
and  the  flag-staff,  24  inches  long,  should  be  light, 
so  as  not  to  sink  if  it  falls  overboard,  as  one  of 
mine  did. 

The  floor-boards  should  be  strong,  and  easily  de- 
tachable, so  that  one  of  them  can  be  at  once  used  as 
a  paddle  if  that  falls  overboard.  They  should  come 
six  inches  short  of  the  stern  end  of  a  light  seat,  which 


296  APPENDIX. 

can  thus  rest  on  the  timbers,  so  as  to  be  as  low  as 
possible,  and  its  top  should  be  of  strong  cane  open- 
work. 

The  stretcher  should  have  only  one  length,  and  let 
this  be  carefully  determined  after  trial  before  starting. 
The  two  sides  of  its  foot-board  should  be  high  and 
broad,  while  the  middle  may  be  cut  down  to  let  the 
hand  get  to  the  mast.  The  stretcher  should,  of  course, 
be  moveable,  in  order  that  you  may  lie  down  with  the 
legs  at  full  length  for  repose. 

One  brass  cleat  for  belaying  the  halyard  should  be 
on  deck,  about  the  middle,  and  on  the  right-hand  side; 
A  stud  on  the  other  side,  and  this  cleat  will  do  to 
make  the  sheet  fast  to  by  one  turn  on  either  tack. 


LIST    OF    STORES    ON    BOARD    THE   ROB   ROY. 

1.  Useful  Stores.— Paddle,  painter  (31  feet  at  first, 
but  cut  down  to  20  feet),  sponge,  waterproof  cover, 
5  feet  by  2  feet  3  inches,  silk  blue  union  jack,  10  inches 
by  8  inches,  on  a  staff  2  feet  long.  Mast,  boom,  and 
yard.  Lug  sail,  jib,  and  spare  jib  (used  as  a  sun  shawl). 
Stretcher,  two  back  boards,  floor  boards,  basket  to  sit  on 
(12  inches  by  6  inches,  by  1  inch  deep),  and  holding  a 
macintosh  coat.  For  repairs — iron  and  brass  screws, 
sheet  copper  and  copper  nails,  putty  and  whitelead,  a 
gimlet,  cord,  string,  and  thread,  one  spare  button, 
needle,  pins,  canvas  wading  shoes  (wooden  clogs  would 


APPENDIX.  297 

be  better) ;  all  the  above  should  be  left  with  the  boat. 
Black  bag  for  3  months'  luggage,  size,  12  inches  by  12 
inches,  by  5  inches  deep  (just  right),  closed  by  three 
buttons,  and  with  shoulder-strap.  Flannel  Norfolk 
jacket  (flaps  not  too  long,  else  they  dip  in  the  water, 
or  the  pockets  are  inverted  in  getting  out  and  in); 
wide  flannel  trousers,  gathered  by  a  broad  back  buckle 
belt,  second  trousers  for  shore  should  have  braces,  but 
in  the  boat  the  back  buttons  are  in  the  way.  Flannel 
shirt  on,  and  another  for  shore.  A  straw  hat  is  the 
very  best  for  use — while  writing  this  there  are  16 
various  head  covers  before  me  used  in  different  tours, 
but  the  straw  hat  is  best  of  all  for  boating.  Thin 
alpaca  black  Sunday  coat,  thick  waistcoat,  black  leather 
light-soled  spring-sided  shoes  (should  be  strong  for 
rocks  and  village  pavements),  cloth  cap  (only  used  as 
a  bag),  2  collars,  3  pocket  handkerchiefs,  ribbon  tie, 
2  pair  of  cotton  socks  (easily  got  off  for  sudden  wading, 
and  drying  quickly  when  put  on  deck  in  the  sun). 
Brush,  comb,  and  tooth-brush.  Testament,  passport 
(will  be  scarcely  needed  this  season),  leather  purse,  large 
(and  full),  circular  notes,  small  change  in  silver  and 
copper  for  frequent  use,  blue  spectacles  in  strong  case, 
book  for  journal  and  sketches,  black,  blue,  and  red 
chalk,  and  steel  pen.  Maps,  cutting  off  a  six  inch 
square  at  a  time  for  pocket  reference.  Pipe,  tobacco- 
case,  and  light-box  (metal,  to  resist  moisture  from 
without  and  within),  Guide  books  and  pleasant  evening 
reading  book.  You  should  cut  off  covers  and  all  use- 
less pages  of  books,  and  every  page  as  read ;  no 
needless  weight  should  be  earned  hundreds  of  miles  j 


298  APPENDIX. 

even  a  fly  settling  on  the  boat  must  be  refused  a  free 
passage.  Illustrated  papers,  tracts,  and  anecdotes  in 
French  and  German  for  Sunday  reading  and  daily 
distribution  (far  too  few  had  been  taken,  they  were 
always  well  received).  Medicine  (rhubarb  and  court 
plaister),  small  knife,  and  pencil.  Messrs.  Silver's, 
in  Bishopsgate,  is  the  place  for  stores. 

2.  Useless    Articles. — Boathook,    undervest,    water- 
proof helmet  ventilated  cap,  foreign  Conversation  books, 
glass  seltzer  bottle  and  patent  cork  (for  a  drinking 
flask),  tweezers  for  thorns. 

3.  Lost  or  Stolen  Articles. — Bag  for  back  cushion, 
waterproof  bag  for  sitting  cushion,  long  knife,  necktie, 
woven  waistcoat,  box  of  quinine,  steel-hafted   knife. 
These,  except  the  last  of  them,  were  not  missed.     I 
bought  another  thick  waistcoat  from  a  Jew. 


ROCKS   AND   CURRENTS. 

A  few  remarks  may  now  be  made  upon  the  princi- 
pal cases  in  which  rocks  and  currents  have  to  be  dealt 
with  by  the  canoist. 

Even  if  a  set  of  rules  could  be  laid  down  for  the 
management  of  a  boat  in  the  difficult  parts  of  a  river, 
it  would  not  be  made  easier  until  practice  has  given 
the  boatman  that  quick  judgment  as  to  their  applica- 
tion which  has  to  be  patiently  acquired  in  this  and 
other  athletic  exercises,  such  as  riding  or  skating, 
and  even  in  walking. 

The  canoist,  who  passes  many  hours  every  day  for 


APPENDIX.  299 

months  together  in  the  earnest  consideration  of  the 
river  problems  always  set  before  him  for  solution, 
will  probably  feel  some  interest  in  this  attempt  to 
classify  those  that  occur  most  frequently. 

Steering  a  boat  in  a  current  among  rocks  is  not 
unlike  walking  on  a  crowded  pavement,  where  the 
other  passengers  are  going  in  various  directions,  and  at 
various  speeds ;  and  this  operation  of  threading  your 
way  in  the  streets  requires  a  great  deal  of  practice, 
and  not  a  few  lessons  enforced  by  collisions,  to  make 
a  pedestrian  thoroughly  au  fait  as  a  good  man  in  a 
crowd.  After  years  of  walking  through  crowds,  there 
is  produced  by  this  education  of  the  mind  and  training 
of  the  body  a  certain  power — not  possessed  by  a  novice 
— which  insensibly  directs  a  man  in  his  course  and  his 
speed,  but  still  his  judgment  has  had  insensibly  to  take 
cognizance  of  many  varying  data  in  the  movements  of 
other  people  which  must  have  their  effect  upon  each 
step  he  takes. 

After  this  capacity  becomes,  as  it  were,  instinctive, 
or,  at  any  rate,  acts  almost  involuntarily,  a  man  can 
walk  briskly  along  Fleet-street  at  4  p.m.,  and,  without 
any  distinct  thought  about  other  people,  or  about  his 
own  progress,  he  can  safely  get  to  his  journey's  end. 
Indeed,  if  he  does  begin  to  think  of  rules  or  how  to 
apply  them  systematically,  he  is  then  almost  sure  to 
knock  up  against  somebody  else.  Nay,  if  two  men 
meet  as  they  walk  through  a  crowd,  and  each  of  them 
"  catches  the  eye "  of  the  other,  they  will  probably 
cease  to  move  instinctively,  and,  with  uncertain  data 
to  reason  from,  a  collision  is  often  the  result. 

As  the  descent  of  a  current  among  rocks  resembles 


300  APPENDIX. 

a  walk  along  the  pavement  through  a  crowd,  so  the 
passage  across  a  rapid  is  even  more  strictly  in  resem- 
blance with  the  course  of  a  man  who  has  to  cross  a 
street  where  vehicles  are  passing  at  uncertain  intervals 
and  at  various  speeds,  though  all  in  the  same  direction. 
For  it  is  plain  that  the  thing  to  be  done  is  nearly  the 
same,  whether  the  obstacles  (as  breakers)  are  fixed  and 
the  current  carries  you  towards  them,  or  the  obstacles 
(as  cabs  and  carts)  are  moving,  while  you  have  to  walk 
through  them  on  terra  firma. 

To  cross  Park-lane  in  the  afternoon  requires  the 
very  same  sort  of  calculation  as  the  passage  across  the 
stream  in  a  rapid  on  the  Rhine. 

The  importance  of  this  subject  of  "boating  instinct" 
will  be  considered  sufficient  to  justify  these  remarks 
when  the  canoist  has  by  much  practice  at  last  attained 
to  that  desirable  proficiency  which  enables  him  to 
steer  without  thinking  about  it,  and  therefore  to  enjoy 
the  conversation  of  other  people  on  the  bank  or  the 
scenery,  while  he  is  rapidly  speeding  through  rocks, 
eddies,  and  currents. 

We  may  divide  the  rocks  thus  encountered  in  fast 
water  into  two  classes — (1)  Those  that  are  sunk,  so 
that  the  boat  can  float  over  them,  and  which  do  not 
deflect  the  direction  of  the  surface  current.  (2)  Those 
that  are  breakers,  and  so  deflect  the  current,  and  do 
not  allow  the  boat  to  float  over  them. 

The  currents  may  be  divided  into — (1)  Those  that 
are  equable  in  force,  and  in  the  same  direction  through 
the  course  to  be  steered.     (2)  Those  that  alter  their 
direction  in  a  part  of  that  course. 
,     In  the  problems  before  the  canoist  will  be  found  the 


302 


APPENDIX. 


FIG. 2, 


FIG. 5 


FIG.  3., 


APPENDIX.  303 

combinations  of  every  degree  and  variety  of  these 
rocks  and  currents,  but  the  actual  circumstances  he 
has  to  deal  with  at  any  specified  moment  may — it  is 
believed — be  generally  ranged  under  one  or  other  of 
the  six  cases  depicted  in  the  accompanying  woodcut. 

In  each  of  the  figures  in  the  diagram  the  current  is 
supposed  to  run  towards  the  top  of  the  page,  and  the 
general  course  of  the  canoe  is  supposed  to  be  with  the 
current.  The  particular  direction  of  the  current  is 
indicated  by  the  dotted  lines.  The  rocks  when 
shaded  are  supposed  to  be  sunk,  and  when  not 
shaded  they  are  breakers.  Thus  the  current  is  uniform 
in  figs.  1,  2,  3 ;  and  it  is  otherwise  in  figs.  4,  5,  6. 
The  rocks  are  all  sunk  in  figs.  1,  2,  3,  and  5  ;  whereas 
in  figs.  4  and  6  there  are  breakers.  The  black  line  in 
these  figures,  and  in  all  the  others,  shows  the  proper 
course  of  the  centre  of  the  boat,  and  it  is  well  to 
habituate  oneself  to  make  the  course  such  as  that  this 
line  shall  never  be  nearer  to  the  rock  than  one-half 
of  the  boat's  length. 

The  simplest  case  that  can  occur  is  when  the 
canoe  is  merely  floating  without  "way"  through  a 
current,  and  the  current  bears  it  near  a  rock.  If  this 
be  a  breaker,  the  current,  being  deflected,  will  gene- 
rally carry  the  boat  to  one  side.  The  steering  in 
such  cases  is  so  easy,  and  its  frequent  occurrence 
gives  so  much  practice,  that  no  more  need  be  said 
about  it. 

But  if  the  rock  be  a  sunk  rock,  and  if  it  be  not  quite 
plain  from  the  appearance  of  the  water  that  there  is 
depth  enough  over  the  rock  to  float  the  boat,  then  it  is 


304  APPENDIX. 

necessary  to  pass  either  above  the  rock,  as  in  fig.  1,  or 
below  it,  as  in  fig.  2. 

A  few  days'  practice  is  not  thrown  away  if  the 
canoist  seizes  every  opportunity  of  performing  under 
easy  circumstances  feats  which  may  at  other  times 
have  to  be  done  under  necessity,  and  which  would 
not  be  so  well  done  if  attempted  then  for  the  first 
time. 

Let  him,  therefore,  as  soon  as  possible,  become  adept 
in  crossing  above  or  below  a  single  sunk  rock  with 
his  boat's  bow  pointed  to  any  angle  of  the  semicircle 
before  him. 

Next  we  have  to  consider  the  cases  in  which  more 
than  one  rock  will  have  to  be  avoided.  Now,  however 
great  the  number  of  the  rocks  may  be,  they  can  be 
divided  into  sets  of  three,  and  in  each  of  the  figures 
3,  4,  5,  6  it  is  supposed  that  (for  reasons  which  may  be 
different  in  each  case,  but  always  sufficient)  the  canoe 
has  to  pass  between  rocks  A  and  .5,  and  then  between 
B  and  C,  but  must  not  pass  otherwise  between  A 
and  G. 

In  fig.  3  the  course  is  below  .#,  and  above  (7,  being 
a  combination  of  the  instance  in  fig.  2  with  that  in 
fig.  1. 

The  precise  angle  to  the  line  of  the  course  which 
the  boat's  longer  axis  ought  to  have  will  depend  upon 
what  is  to  be  done  next  after  passing  between  B 
and  (7,  and  hence  the  importance  of  being  able  to 
effect  the  passages  in  fig.  1  and  fig.  2  with  the  axis  at 
any  required  angle. 

We  may  next  suppose  that  one  of  the  three  rocks, 


APPENDIX.  305 

say  J3,  as  in  fig.  4,  is  a  breaker  which  will  deflect 
the  current  (as  indicated  by  the  dotted  stream  lines), 
and  it  will  then  be  necessary  to  modify  the  angle  of 
the  boat's  axis,  though  the  boat's  centre  has  to  be 
kept  in  the  same  course  as  before. 

It  will  be  seen  at  once  that  if  A  were  a  breaker  the 
angle  would  be  influenced  in  another  manner,  and 
that  if  C  were  a  breaker  the  angle  at  which  the  boat 
should  emerge  from  the  group  of  rocks  would  be 
influenced  by  the  stream  from  C  also ;  but  it  is  only 
necessary  to  remind  the  reader  that  all  the  combina- 
tions and  permutations  of  breakers  and  sunk  rocks 
need  not  be  separately  discussed, — they  may  be  met 
by  the  experience  obtained  in  one  case  of  each  class  of 
circu  mstances. 

Fig.  5  represents  a  circular  current  over  the  group 
of  three  rocks.  This  is  a  very  deceptive  case,  for  it 
looks  so  easy  that  at  first  it  is  likely  to  be  treated  care- 
lessly. If  the  boat  were  supposed  to  be  a  substance 
floating,  but  without  weight,  it  would  have  its  direction 
of  motion  instantly  altered  by  that  of  the  current.  But 
the  boat  has  weight,  and  as  it  has  velocity  (that 
of  the  current  even  if  the  boat  is  not  urged  also  by  the 
paddle  so  as  to  have  "way"  through  the  water),  there- 
fore it  will  have  momentum,  and  the  tendency  will  be 
to  continue  the  motion  in  a  straight  line,  instead  of  a 
curve  guided  solely  by  the  current.  In  all  these  cases, 
therefore,  it  will  be  found  (sometimes  inexplicably 
unless  with  these  considerations)  that  the  boat  insists 
upon  passing  between  A  and  (7,  where  it  must  not 
be  allowed  to  go  on  the  hypothesis  we  have  started 
x 


306  APPENDIX. 

with  ;  and  if  it  effects  a  compromise  by  running  upon 
(7,  this  is  by  no  means  satisfactory. 

This  class  of  cases  includes  all  those  in  which  the  river 
makes  a  quick  turn  round  a  rock  or  a  tongue  £,  where 
the  boundary  formed  by  the  rock  A  on  the  outer 
bend  of  the  stream  is  a  solid  bank,  or  a  fringe  of 
growing  trees,  or  of  faggots  artificially  built  as  a  pro- 
tection against  the  erosion  of  the  water.  This  case 
occurs,  therefore,  very  frequently  in  some  fast  rivers, 
say,  at  least,  a  hundred  times  in  a  day's  work,,  and 
perhaps  no  test  of  a  man's  experience  and  capacity  as 
a  canoist  is  more  decisive  than  his  manner  of  steering 
round  a  fast,  sharp  bend. 

The  tendency  of  the  canoist  in  such  cases  is  always 
to  bring  the  boat  round  by  paddling  forward  with  the 
outer  hand,  thereby  adding  to  the  "  way,"  and  making 
the  force  of  the  current  in  its  circular  turn  less 
powerful  relatively.  Whereas,  the  proper  plan  is  to 
back  \vith  the  inner  hand,  and  so  to  stop  all  way  in 
the  direction  of  the  boat's  length,  and  to  give  the  cur- 
rent its  full  force  on  the  boat.  Repeated  lessons  are 
needed  before  this  is  learned  thoroughly. 

The  case  we  have  last  remarked  upon  is  made  easier 
if  either  A  or  G  is  a  breaker,  but  it  is  very  much  in- 
creased in  difficulty  if  the  rock  B  is  a  breaker  or  is  a 
strong  tongue  of  bank,  ancl  so  deflects  the  current  out- 
wards at  this  critical  point. 

The  difficulty  is  often  increased  by  the  fact  that  the 
water  inside  of  the  curve  of  the  stream  may  be  shoal, 
and  so  the  paddle  on  that  side  strikes  the  bottom  or 
grinds  along  it  in  backing. 


APPENDIX.  307 

When  the  curve  is  all  in  deep  water,  and  there  is  a 
pool  after  12,  the  boat  ought  not  to  be  turned  too 
quickly  in  endeavouring  to  avoid  the  rock  (?,  else  it 
will  sometimes  then  enter  the  eddy  below  B,  which 
runs  up  stream  sometimes  for  fifty  yards.  In  such  a 
case  the  absurd  position  you  are  thereby  thrown  into 
naturally  causes  you  to  struggle  to  resist  or  stem  this 
current;  but  I  have  found,  after  repeated  trials  of 
every  plan  I  could  think  of,  that  if  once  the  back 
current  has  taken  the  canoe  it  is  best  to  let  the  boat 
swing  with  the  eddy  so  as  to  make  an  entire  circuit, 
until  the  bow  can  come  back  towards  E  (and  below 
it),  when  the  nose  of  the  boat  may  be  again  thrust  into 
the  main  stream,  which  will  now  turn  the  boat  round 
again  to  its  proper  course.  Much  time  and  labour 
may  be  spent  uselessly  in  a  wrong  and  obstinate  contest 
with  an  eddy. 

In  fig.  6,  where  the  three  rocks  are  in  a  straight 
line,  and  the  middle  one  is  a  breaker,  an  instance  is 
given  when  the  proper  course  must  be  kept  by 
bacldng  during  the  first  part  of  it. 

We  must  suppose  for  this  that  the  canoist  has  attained 
the  power  of  backing  with  perfect  ease,  for  it  will  be 
quite  necessary  if  he  intends  to  take  his  boat  safely 
through  several  hundred  combinations  of  sunk  rocks 
and  breakers.  Presuming  this,  the  ease  in  fig.  6  will 
be  easy  enough,  though  a  little  reflection  will  show 
that  it  might  be  very  difficult,  or  almost  impossible, 
if  the  canoist  could  give  only  a  forward  motion  to 
the  boat. 

To  pass  most  artistically,  then,  through  the  group 
x  2 


308  APPENDIX. 

of  rocks  in  fig.  6  the  stern  should  be  turned  towards 
A,  as  shown  in  the  diagram,  and  the  passage  across 
the  current,  between  A  and  B,  is  to  be  effected  solely 
by  backing  water  (and  chiefly  in  this  case  with  the 
left  hand)  until  the  furthest  point  of  the  right  of  the 
curve  is  reached,  with  the  boat's  length  still  as  before 
in  the  position  represented  in  the  figure.  Then  the 
forward  action  of  both  hands  will  take  the  canoe 
speedily  through  the  passage  between  B  and  C. 

Cases  of  this  sort  are  rendered  more  difficult  by  the 
distance  of  C  from  the  point  above  J.,  where  you  are 
situated  when  the  decision  has  to  be  made  (and  in 
three  instants  of  time)  as  to  what  must  be  done  ;  also,  it 
would  usually  be  imprudent  to  rise  in  the  boat  in  such 
a  place  to  survey  the  rock  C  from  a  better  position. 

If  it  is  evident  that  the  plan  described  above  will 
not  be  applicable,  because  other  and  future  circum- 
stances will  require  the  boat's  bow  to  emerge  in  the 
opposite  direction  (pointing  to  the  right),  then  you  must 
enter  forwards,  and  must  back  between  £  and  (7,  so  as 
to  be  ready,  after  passing  (7,  to  drive  forward,  and  to 
the  right.  It  is  plain  that  this  is  very  much  more 
difficult  than  the  former  case,  for  your  backing  now 
has  to  be  done  against  the  full  stream  from  the 
breaker  B. 

In  all  these  instances  the  action  of  the  wind  has  been 
entirely  omitted  from  consideration,  but  it  must  not 
be  forgotten  that  a  strong  breeze  materially  complicates 
the  problem  before  the  canoist.  This  is  especially  so 
when  the  wind  is  aft ;  when  it  is  ahead  you  are  not 
likely  to  forget  its  presence.  A  strong  fair  wind  (that 


APPENDIX.  309 

has  scarcely  been  felt  with  your  back  to  it)  and  the 
swift  stream  and  the  boat's  speed  from  paddling  being 
all  in  one  direction,  the  breeze  will  suddenly  become 
a  new  element  in  the  case  when  you  try  to  cross 
above  a  rock  as  in  fig.  1,  and  find  the  wind  carries 
you  broadside  on  against  all  your  calculations. 

Nor  have  I  any  observations  to  make  as  to  sailing 
among  rocks  in  a  current.  The  canoe  must  be  directed 
solely  by  the  paddle  in  a  long  rapid,  and  in  the  other 
places  the  course  to  be  steered  by  a  boat  sailing  is 
the  same  as  if  it  were  being  merely  paddled,  though 
the  action  of  the  wind  has  to  be  carefully  taken  into 
consideration. 

In  all  these  things  boldness  and  skill  come  only 
after  lessons  of  experience,  and  the  canoist  will  find 
himself  ready  and  able,  at  the  end  of  his  voyage,  to 
sail  down  a  rapid  which  he  would  have  approached 
timidly,  even  with  the  paddle,  at  the  beginning. 

But  perhaps  enough  has  been  said  for  the  expe- 
rienced oarsman,  while  surely  more  than  enough  has 
been  said  to  shew  the  tyro  aspirant  what  varied  work 
he  has  to  do,  and  how  interesting  are  the  circum- 
stances that  will  occupy  his  attention  on  a  delightful 
river  tour. 


NOTE  ON  THE  "  KENT." — The  narrative  of  a  ship- 
wreck referred  to  at  page  219  has  been  published  40 
years  ago,  and  in  many  foreign  languages,  but  its  circu- 
lation is  very  large  at  the  present  time.  The  following 


310  APPENDIX. 

letter  about  one  of  the  incidents  related  in  the  little 
book,  appeared  in  the  "Times"  of  March  22,  1866  :— 

"  LETTERS    FROM    THE    DEEP. 
"  To  the  Editor  of  the  '  Times: 

"  Sir, — As  attention  has  been  drawn  to  the  letters 
written  on  board  the  ship  London,  and  washed  ashore, 
it  may  be  interesting  to  notice  the  following  remark- 
able incident  respecting  a  letter  from  another  ship 
wrecked  in  the  Bay  of  Biscay.  In  March,  1825,  the 
Kent,  East  Indiaman,  took  tire  in  the  Bay  of  Biscay 
during  a  storm  while  641  persons  were  on  board, 
most  of  them  soldiers  of  the  31st  Regiment.  When  all 
hope  was  gone,  and  before  a  little  vessel  was  seen 
which  ultimately  saved  more  than  500  people  from  the 

Kent,  Major wrote  a  few  lines  and  enclosed  the 

paper  in  a  bottle,  which  was  left  in  the  cabin.  Nine- 
teen months  after  this  the  writer  of  the  paper  arrived 
in  the  island  of  Barbadoes,  in  command  of  another 
Regiment,  and  he  was  amazed  to  find  that  the  bottle 
(cast  into  the  sea  by  the  explosion  that  destroyed  the 
Kent)  had  been  washed  ashore  on  that  very  island. 
The  paper,  with  its  faint  pencil  lines  expressing  Chris- 
tian faith,  is  still  preserved  ;  and  this  account  of  it 
can  be  authenticated  by  those  who  were  saved. 
"  I  am,  your  obedient  servant, 

"ONE  OF  THEM." 

The  bottle,  after  its  long  immersion,  was  thickly 
covered  with  weeds  and  barnacles.  The  following 
are  the  words  of  the  "  Letter  from  the  Deep,"  which 
it  contained  : — 


APPENDIX.  311 

"  The  ship  the  Kent,  Indiaman,  is  on  fire — 
Elizabeth  Joanna  and  myself  commit  our  spirits 
into  the  hands  of  our  blessed  Redeemer — His 
grace  enables  us  to  be  quite  composed  in  the 
awful  prospect  of  entering  eternity. 

"D.    M'GREGOR. 

"  1st  March,  1825,  Bay  of  Biscay." 

The  writer  of  that  letter  lives  now  with  blessings  on 
his  venerable  head,  while  he  who  records -it  anew  is 
humbly  grateful  to  God  for  his  own  preservation. 
And  may  we  not  say  of  every  one  who  reads  such 
words,  written  in  such  an  hour,  that  his  life  would  be 
unspeakably  happy  if  he  could  lay  hold  now  of  so  firm 
a  Surety,  and  be  certain  to  keep  fast  hold  to  the  end  ? 


The  following  notes  are  on  miscellaneous  points  : — 

(a)  We  are  sometimes  asked  about  such  a  canoe 
voyage  as  this,  "Is  it  not  very  dangerous?" 

There  seems  to  me  to  be  no  necessary  danger  in  the 
descent  of  a  river  in  a  canoe ;  but  if  you  desire  to 
make  it  as  safe  as  possible  you  must  get  out  at  each 
difficult  place  and  examine  the  course,  and  if  the 
course  is  too  difficult  you  may  take  the  boat  past  the 
danger  by  land. 

On  the  other  hand,  if  the  excitement  and  novelty 
of  finding  out  a  course  on  the  spur  of  the  moment 
is  to  be  enjoyed,  then,  no  doubt,  there  is  more  danger 
to  the  boat. 

As  for  danger  to  the  canoist,  it  is  supposed, 
imprimis,  that  he  is  well  able  to  swim,  not  only  in 


312  APPENDIX. 

a  bath  when  stripped,  but  when  unexpectedly  thrown 
into  the  water  with  his  clothes  on,  and  that  he  knows 
he  can  rely  on  this  capacity. 

If  this  be  so,  the  chief  danger  to  him  occurs  when 
he  meets  a  steamer  on  rough  water  (rare  enough  on  such 
a  tour)  ;  for  if  his  boat  is  upset  by  that,  and  his  head 
is  broken  by  the  paddle  floats,  the  swimming  powers 
are  futile  for  safety. 

The  danger  incurred  by  the  boat  is  certainly  both 
considerable  and  frequent,  but  nothing  short  of  the 
persuasion  that  the- boat  would.be  smashed  if  a  great 
exertion  is  not  made  will  incite  the  canoist  to  those 
very  exertions  which  are  the  charm  of  travelling, 
when  spirit,  strength,  and  skill  are  to  be  proved. 
Men  have  their  various  lines  of  exercise  as  they  have 
of  duty.  The  huntsman  may  not  understand  the 
pleasures  of  a  rapid,  nor  the  boatman  care  for  the 
delights  of  a  "bullfinch."  Certainly,  however,  the 
waterman  can  say  that  a  good  horse  may  carry  a  bad 
rider  well,  but  that  the  best  boat  will  not  take  a  bad 
boatman  through  a  mile  of  broken  water.  In  each 
case  there  is,  perhaps,  a  little  of  populus  me  sibilat, 
and  it  may  possibly  be  made  up  for  by  a  good  deal  of 
at  mihi  plaudo. 

(6)  It  has  been  said  that  the  constant  use  of  a  canoe 
paddle  must  contract  the  chest,  but  this  is  certainly  a 
mistake.  If,  indeed,  you  merely  dabble  each  blade  of 
the  paddle  in  the  water  without  taking  the  full  length 
of  the  stroke  the  shoulders  are  not  thrown  back,  and  the 
effect  will  be  injurious  ;  but  exactly  the  same  is  true  if 
you  scull  or  row  with  a  short  jerky  stroke. 


APPENDIX.  313 

In  a  proper  use  of  the  paddle  the  arms  ought  to  be 
in  turn  fully  extended,  and  then  brought  well  back,  so 
that  the  hand  touches  the  side,  and  the  chest  is  then 
well  plied  in  both  directions. 

In  using  the  single-bladed  paddle,  of  which  I  have 
had  experience  in  Canada  and  New  Brunswick  with 
the  Indians  in  bark  canoes  and  log  canoes,  there  seems 
to  be  a  less  beneficial  action  on  the  pectoral  muscles, 
but  after  three  months'  use  of  the  double  paddle  I 
found  the  arms  much  strengthened,  while  clothes  that 
fitted  before  were  all  too  narrow  round  the  chest 
when  put  on  after  this  exercise. 

(c)  In  shallow  water  the  paddle  should  be  clasped 
lightly,  so  that  if  it  strikes  the  bottom  or  a  rock  the 
hand  will  yield  and  not  the  blade  be  broken. 

Great  caution  should  be  used  when  placing  the  blade 
in  advance  to  meet  a  rock,  or  even  a  gravel  bank, 
otherwise  it  gets  jammed  in  the  rock  or  gravel,  or  the 
boat  overrides  it. 

It  is  better  in  such  a  case  to  retard  the  speed  rather 
by  dragging  the  paddle  (tenderly),  and  always  with  its 
flat  side  downwards,  so  that  the  edge  does  not  get 
nipped. 

(d)  M.  Farcot,  a  French  engineer,  has  lately  exhibited 
on  the  Thames  a  boat  which  is  rowed  by  the  oarsman 
sitting  with  his  face  to  the  bow,  who  by  this  means 
secures  one  of  the  advantages  of  the  canoe — that  of 
seeing  where  you  are  going. 

To  effect  this,  a  short  prop  or  mast  about  three  feet 
high  is  fixed  in  the  boat,  and  the  two  sculls  are  jointed 
to  it  by  their  handles,  while  their  weight  is  partly 


314  APPENDIX. 

sustained  by  a  strong  spiral  spring  acting  near  the 
joint,  and  in 'such  a  manner  as  to  keep  the  blade  of  the 
scull  a  few  inches  from  the  surface  of  the  water  when 
it  is  not  pressed  down  purposely. 

The  sculler  then  sits  with  his  face  towards  the  mast 
and  the  bow,  and  he  holds  in  each  hand  a  rod  jointed 
to  the  loom  .of  the  corresponding  scull.  By  this  means 
each  scull  is  moved  on  the  mast  as  a  fulcrum  with  the 
power  applied  between  that  and  the  water.  The 
operation  of  feathering  is  partially  performed,  and 
to  facilitate  this  there  is  an  ingeniously  contrived 
guide. 

This  invention  appears  to  be  new,  but  it  is  evident 
that  the  plan  retains  many  of  the  disadvantages  of 
common  sculls,  and  it  leaves  the  double  paddle  quite 
alone  as  a  simple  means  for  propelling  a  canoe  in 
narrow  or  tortuous  channels,  or  where  it  has  to  meet 
waves,  weeds,  rocks,  or  trees,  and  moreover  has  to 
sail. 

However,  the  muscular  power  of  the  arms  can  be 
applied  with  good  eifect  in  this  new  manner,  and  I 
found  it  not  very  difficult  to  learn  the  use  of  this 
French  rowing  apparatus,  which  is  undoubtedly  very 
ingenious,  and  deserves  a  full  trial  before  a  verdict  is 
pronounced. 

(e)  In  a  difficult  place  where  the  boat  is  evidently 
going  too  near  a  rock,  the  disposition  of  the  canoist  is  to 
change  the  direction  by  a  forward  stroke  on  one  side, 
but  this  adds  to  the  force  with  which  a  collision  may  be 
invested.  It  is  often  better  to  back  a  stroke  on  the  other 
side,  and  thus  to  lessen  this  force  j  and  this  is  nearly 


APPENDIX.  315 

always  possible  to  be  done  even  when  the  boat  appears 
to  be  simply  drifting  on  the  stream.  In  fact,  as  a 
maxim,  there  is  always  steerage  way  sufficient  to  en- 
able the  paddle  to  be  used  exactly  as  a  rudder. 

(f)  When  there  is  a  brilliant  glare  of  the  sun,  and  it 
is  low,  and  directly  in  front,  and  it  is  impossible  to  bear 
its  reflection  on  the  water,  a  good  plan  is  to  direct  the 
bow  to  some  point  you  are  to  steer  for,  and  then  ob- 
serve the  reflection  of  the  sun  on  the  cedar  deck  of  the 
boat.     Having  done  this  you  may  lower  the  peak  of 
your  hat  so  as  to  cut  off  the  direct  rays  of  the  sun,  and 
its  reflected  rays  on  the  water,  while  you  steer  simply 
by  the  light  on  the  deck. 

(g)  When  a  great  current  moves  across  a  river  to  a 
point  where  it  seems  very  unlikely  to  have  an  exit,  you 
may  be  certain  that  some  unusual  conformation  of  the 
banks   or  of  the   river  bed  will  be  found  there,  and 
caution  should  be  used  in  approaching  the  place.    This, 
however,  is  less  necessary   when   the   river   is   deep. 
Such  cross  currents  are  frequent  on  the  Rhine,  but 
they  result  merely  from  un  evenness  in  the  bottom  far 
below,  and  thus  we  see  how  the  rapids,  most  dangerous 
when  the  river  is  low,   become  quite  agreeable  and 
safe  in  high  flood  time. 

(h)  The  ripple  and  bubbles  among  weeds  are  so  totally 
different  from  those  on  free  water  that  their  appearance 
at  a  distance  as  a  criterion  of  the  depth,  current,  and 
direction  of  the  channel  must  be  learned  separately. 
In  general,  where  weeds  are  under  water,  and  can 
sway  or  wave  about,  there  will  be  water  enough  to 
pass — the  requisite  3  inches.  Backing  up  stream 


316  APPENDIX. 

against  long  weeds  is  so  troublesome,  and  so  sure 
to  sway  the  stern  round  athwart  stream,  that  it  is 
best  to  force  the  boat  forward  instead,  even  if  you 
have  to  get  out  and  pull  her  through. 

(i)  Paddling  through  rushes,  or  flags,  or  other  plants 
above  the  water,  so  as  to  cut  off  a  corner,  is  a  mistake. 
Much  more  "  way "  is  lost  then  by  the  friction  than 
might  be  supposed. 

(J)  I  noticed  a  very  curious  boat-bridge  across  the 
Rhine  below  Basle.  It  seemed  to  open  wide  without 
swinging,  and  on  coming  close  to  it  the  plan  was  found 
to  be  this.  The  boats  of  one  half  of  the  bridge  were 
drawn  towards  the  shore,  and  a  stage  connecting  them 
ran  on  wheels  along  rails  inwards  from  the  river,  and 
up  an  incline  on  the  bank.  This  system  is  ingenious, 
convenient,  and  philosophical. 

(k)  Double-hulled  boats  have  often  been  tried  for 
sailing,  but  their  disadvantages  are  manifest  when  the 
craft  is  on  a  large  scale,  though  for  toy-boats  they 
answer  admirably,  and  they  are  now  quite  fashion- 
able on  the  Serpentine. 

The  double  boat  of  the  nautical  tinman  on  the 
Rhine,  before  described,  was  a  "  fond  conceit."  But 
there  are  many  double-hulled  boats  on  French  rivers, 
and  they  have  this  sole  recommendation,  that  you  sit 
high  up,  and  so  can  fish  without  fearing  you  may 
"  turn  the  turtle." 

When  the  two  hulls  are  reduced  as  much  as  pos- 
sible, this  sort  of  boat  becomes  an  aquatic  "  walk- 
ing machine,"  for  one  foot  then  .rests  on  each  hull. 
Propulsion  is  obtained  either  by  linking  the  hulls 


APPENDIX.  317 

together  with  parallel  bars  moving  on  studs,  while  vanes 
are  on  each  side,  so  as  to  act  like  fins,  and  to  collapse 
for  the  alternate  forward  stroke  of  each  foot  bound  to 
its  hull — or  a  square  paddle,  or  a  pole  works  on  the 
water  or  on  the  bottom.  I  have  always  noticed  that 
the  proprietors  of  such  craft  are  ingenious,  obstinate 
men,  proud  of  their  peculiar  mode,  and  very  touchy 
when  it  is  criticised.  However,  it  is  usually  best, 
and  it  is  fortunately  always  easy,  to  paddle  away  from 
them. 

(I)  The  hard  exercise  of  canoe  paddling,  the  open-air 
motion,  constant  working  of  the  muscles  about  the 
stomach,  and  free  perspiration  result  in  good  appetite 
and  pleasant  sleepiness  at  night.  But  at  the  end  of 
the  voyage  the  change  of  diet  and  cessation  of  exercise 
will  be  apt  to  cause  derangement  in  the  whole  system, 
and  especially  in  the  digestion,  if  the  high  condition  or 
"  training "  be  not  cautiously  lowered  into  the  hum- 
drum "  constitutionals  "  of  more  ordinary  life.  Still  I 
have  found  it  very  agreeable  to  take  a  paddle  in  the 
Rob  Roy  up  to  Hammersmith  and  back  even  in 
December  and  March. 

The  last  public  occasion  on  which  she  appeared 
was  on  April  17,  when  the  captain  offered  her  aid 
to  the  Chief  Constructor  of  the  Navy  in  the  effort 
of  the  Admiralty  to  launch  the  ironclad  Northumber- 
land. The  offer  was  eagerly  accepted,  and  the  launch 
was  accordingly  successful. 

The  Rob  Roy  has  since  departed  for  a  voyage  to 
Norway  and  Iceland  in  the  schooner  yacht  Sappho, 
whose  young  owner,  Mr.  W.  F.  Lawton,  has  promised 


318  APPENDIX. 

"  to  be  kind  to  her."  It  is  intended  that  a  new  Rob 
Roy  should  make  a  voyage  next  summer  with  another 
canoe  called  the  "Robin  Hood." 

(ra)  Other  pleasant  voyages  may  be  suggested  for  the 
holiday  of  the  canoist.  One  of  these  might  begin  with 
the  Thames,  and  then  down  the  Severn,  along  the 
north  coast  of  Devon,  and  so  by  the  river  Dart  to 
Plymouth.  Another  on  the  Solent,  and  round  the 
Isle  of  Wight.  The  Dee  might  be  descended  by  the 
canoe,  and  then  to  the  left  through  the  Menai  Straits. 
Or  a  longer  trip  may  be  made  through  the  Cumber- 
land lakes  by  Windermere  and  the  Derwent,  or  from 
Edinburgh  by  the  Forth,  into  the  Clyde,  and  through 
the  Kyles  of  Bute  to  Oban  ;  then  along  the  Caledonian 
Canal,  until  the  voyager  can  get  into  the  Tay  for  a 
swift  run  eastward. 

But  why  not  begin  at  Gothenburg  and  pass  through 
the  pretty  lakes  of  Sweden  to  Stockholm,  and  then 
skirt  the  lovely  archipelago  of  green  isles  in  the  Gulf 
of  Bothnia,  until  you  get  to  Petersburg  ? 

For  one  or  other  of  such  tours  a  fishing-rod  and  an 
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great  addition  to  the  outfit. 

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the  wavelets  ripple  sleepily,  the  pleasures  of  the  paddle 
will  be  known  far  better  than  they  have  been  told  by 
the  pen. 


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