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ON  THE  WARPATH  IN  AUSTRALIA,  I92C-2I. 


THE 

WANDERINGS  OF  A 
SPIRITUALIST 


BY 

SIR   ARTHUR   CONAN    DOYLE 

AUTHOR    OF 
THE  NEW  REVELATION,"  "  THE  VITAL  MESSAGE,"  ETC. 


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THE 'NEW  REVELATION 

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respect  and  commands  our  interest.  .  .  Much  more 

likely  to  influence  the  opinion  of  the  general  public 

than  '  Raymond  '  or  the  long  reports  of  the  Society 

for  Psychical  Research." — Daily  News. 

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"  Sir  Arthur  Conan  Doyle's  'The  New  Revelation' 
was  his  confession  of  faith.  'The  Vital  Message' 
seeks  to  show  our  future  relations  with  the  Unseen 
World."— Daily  Chronicle.  "...  it  is  a  clear, 
earnest  presentation  of  the  case,  and  will  serve  as  a 
useful  introduction  to  the  subject  to  anyone  anxious 
to  learn  what  the  new  Spiritualists  claim  for  their 
researches  and  their  faith.  .  .  Sir  Arthur  writes 
with  evident  sincerity,  and,  within  the  limits  of  his 
system,  with  much  broad-mindedness  and  tolera- 
tion.—Daily  Telegraph.  "  A  splendid  propaganda 
book,  written  in  the  author's  telling  and  racy  style, 
and  one  that  will  add  to  his  prestige  and  renown." — 
Two  Worlds. 

SPIRITUALISM  AND  RATIONALISM 

With  a  Drastic  Examination 
of  Mr.  Joseph  M'Cabe 

Sir  Arthur  Conan  Doyle's  trenchant  reply  to 
the  criticisms  of  Spiritualism  as  formulated  by 
Mr.  Joseph  M'Cabe.  Paper,  1/.  net. 

HODDER  &  STOUQHTON,  Ltd.,  London,  B.C. 4 


CONTENTS 


CHAPTER  I 


PAGE 
9 


The  inception  of  the  enterprise. — The  Merthyr  Seance. — 
Experience  of  British  lectures. — Call  from  Australia. — 
The  Holborn  luncheon. — Remarkable  testimony  to 
communication. — Is  individual  proof  necessary  ? — 
Excursion  to  Exeter. — Can  Spiritualists  continue  to  be 
Christians  ? — Their  views  on  Atonement. — The  party 
on  the  "  Naldera." 

CHAPTER  II  24 

Gibraltar. — Spanish  right  versus  British  might. — Relics  of 
Barbary  Rovers,  and  of  German  militarists. — Ichabod  ! 
— Senegal  Infantry. — No  peace  for  the  world. — Religion 
on  a  liner. — Differences  of  vibration. — The  Bishop  of 
Kwang-Si. — Religion  in  China. — Whisky  in  excelsis. — 
France's  masterpiece. — British  errors. — A  procession 
of  giants. — The  invasion  of  Egypt. — Tropical  weather. 
— The  Russian  Horror. — An  Indian  experiment. — 
Aden. — Bombay. — The  Lambeth  encyclical.  A  great 
novelist. — The  Mango  trick. — Snakes. — The  Cata- 
marans.— The  Robber  Castles  of  Ceylon. — Doctrine  of 
Reincarnation. — Whales  and  Whalers. — Perth. — The 
Bight. 

CHAPTER  III  60 

Mr.  Hughes'  letter  of  welcome. — Challenges. — Mr.  Carlyle 
Smythe. — The  Adelaide  Press. — The  great  drought. — 
The  wine  industry. — Clairvoyance. — Meeting  with  Bell- 
chambers. — The  first  lecture. — The  effect. — The  Religi- 
ous lecture. — The  illustrated  lecture. — Premonitions. — 
The  spot  light. — Mr.  Thomas'  account  of  the  incident. — 
Correspondence. — Adelaide  doctors. — A  day  in  the  Bush. 
— The  Mallee  fowl. — Sussex  in  Australia. — Farewell 
to  Adelaide. 


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CHAPTER  IV  84 

Speculations  on  Paul  and  his  Master. — Arrival  at  Melbourne. — 
Attack  in  the  Argus. — Partial  press  boycott. — Strength 
of  the  movement. — The  Prince  of  Wales. — Victorian 
football.  Rescue  Circle  in  Melbourne. — Burke  and 
Wills'  statue. — Success  of  the  lectures. — Reception  at 
the  Auditorium. — Luncheon  of  the  British  Empire 
League. — Mr.  Ryan's  experience. — The  Federal  Govern- 
ment.— Mr.  Hughes'  personality. — The  mediumship 
of  Charles  Bailey. — His  alleged  exposure. — His  remark- 
able record. — A  test  sitting. — The  Indian  nest. — A 
remarkable  lecture. — Arrival  of  Lord  Forster. — The 
future  of  the  Empire. — Kindness  of  Australians. — 
Prohibition. — Horse-racing. — Roman   Catholic  policy. 

CHAPTER  V       --------     114 

More  English  than  the  English. — A  day  in  the  Bush. — 
Immigration. — A  case  of  spirit  return. — A  seance. — 
Geelong. — The  lava  plain. — Good-nature  of  General 
Ryrie. — Bendigo. — Down  a  gold  mine. — Prohibition 
v.  Continuance. — Mrs.  Knight  MacLellan. — Nerrin. — A 
wild  drive. — Electric  shearing. — Rich  sheep  stations. — 
Cockatoo  farmers. — Spinnifex  and  Mallee. — Rabbits. — 
The  great  marsh. 

CHAPTER  VI 136 

The  Melbourne  Cup. — Psychic  healing. — M.  J.  Bloomfield. 
— My  own  experience. — Direct  healing. — Chaos  and 
Ritual. — Government  House  Ball. — The  Rescue  Circle 
again. — Sitting  with  Mrs.  Harris. — A  good  test  case. — 
Australian  botany. — The  land  of  myrtles. — English 
cricket  team. — Great  final  meeting  in  Melbourne. 

CHAPTER  VII    --------    151 

Great  reception  at  Sydney. — Importance  of  Sydney. — 
Journalistic  luncheon. — A  psychic  epidemic. — Gregory. 
— Barracking. — Town  Hall  reception. — Regulation  of 
Spiritualism. — An  ether  apport. — Surfing  at  Manly. — 
A  challenge. — Bigoted  opponents. — A  disgruntled 
photographer. — Outing  in  the  harbour. — Dr.  Mildred 
Creed. — Leon  Gellert. — Norman  Lindsay. — Bishop 
Leadbeater. — Our  relations  with  Theosophy. — Incon- 
gruities of  H.P.B.— Of  D.D.  Home. 

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CHAPTER  VIII 176 

Dangerous  fog. — The  six  photographers. — Comic  Advertise- 
ments.— Beauties  of  Auckland. — A  Christian  clergy- 
man.— Shadows  in  our  American  relations. — The  Galli- 
poli  Stone. — Stevenson  and  the  Germans. — Position  of 
De  Rougemont. — Mr.  Clement  Wragge. — Atlantean 
theories. — A  strange  psychic. — Wellington  the  windy. 
— A  literary  oasis. — A  Maori  seance. — Presentation. 

CHAPTER  IX 198 

The  Anglican  Colony. — Psychic  dangers. — The  learned  dog. 
— Absurd  newspaper  controversy. — A  backward  com- 
munity.— The  Maori  tongue. — Their  origin. — Their 
treatment  by  the  Empire. — A  fiasco. — The  Pa  of 
Kaiopoi. — Dr.  Thacker. — Sir  Joseph  Kinsey. — A  gener- 
ous collector. — Scott  and  Amundsen. — Dunedin. — A 
genuine  medium. — Evidence. — The  Shipping  strike. — 
Sir  Oliver. — Farewell. 

CHAPTER  X  223 

Christian  origins. — Mithraism.  —  Astronomy.  —  Exercising 
boats. — Bad  news  from  home. — Futile  strikes. — Labour 
Party. — The  blue  wilderness. — Journey  to  Brisbane. — 
Warm  reception. — Friends  and  Foes. — Psychic  ex- 
perience of  Dr.  Doyle. — Birds. — Criticism  on  Melbourne 
— Spiritualist  Church. — Ceremony. — Sir  Matthew 
Nathan. — Alleged  repudiation  of  Queensland. — Billy 
tea. — The  bee  farm. — Domestic  service  in  Australia. — 
Hon.  John  Fihilly. — Curious  photograph  by  the  State 
photographer. — The  "  Orsova." 

CHAPTER  XI  .......    855 

Medlow  Bath. — Jenolan  Caves. — Giant  skeleton. — Mrs. 
Foster  Turner's  mediumship. — A  wonderful  prophecy. 
— Final  results. — Third  sitting  with  Bailey. — Failure 
of  State  Control. — Retrospection. — Melbourne  presenta- 
tion.—Crooks. — Lecture  at  Perth. — West  Australia. — 
Rabbits,  sparrows  and  sharks. 


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CHAPTER  XII 280 

Pleasing  letters. — Visit  to  Candy. — Snake  and  Flying  Fox. — 
Buddha's  shrine. — The  Malaya. — Naval  digression. — 
Indian  trader. — Elephanta. — Sea  snakes. — Chained  to  a 
tombstone. — Berlin's  escape. — Lord  Chetwynd. — Lec- 
ture in  the  Red  Sea. — Marseilles. 

CHAPTER  XIII  -------    303 

The  Institut  Metaphysique. — Lecture  in  French. — Wonder- 
ful musical  improviser. — Camille  Flammarion. — Test  of 
materialised  hand. — Last  ditch  of  materialism. — Sitting 
with  Mrs.  Bisson's  medium,  Eva. — Round  the  Aisne 
battlefields. — A  tragic  intermezzo. — Anglo-French 
Rugby  match. — Madame  Blifaud's  clairvoyance. 


LIST    OF    ILLUSTRATIONS 

On  the  War-Path  in  Australia,  1920-1921       -        Frontispiece 

Facing  page 
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How  This  Book  was  Written 


The  God-Speed  Luncheon  in  London.  On  this  occasion 
250  out  of  290  Guests  rose  as  testimony  that  they 
were  in  Personal  touch  with  their  Dead  16 

The  Wanderers,  1920-1921    ------      72 

Bellch ambers  and  the  Mallee  Fowl.  "  Get  along  with 
you,  do  " 80 

Melbourne,  November,  1920  -----      96 

A  Typical  Australian  Back-Country  Scene  by  H.  J. 
Johnstone,  a  Great  Painter  Who  Died  Unknown. 
Painting  in  Adelaide  National  Gallery        -  128 

At  Melbourne  Town  Hall,  November  12th,  1920    -        -     144 

The  People  of  Turi's  Canoe,  after  a  Voyage  of  Great 
Hardship,  at  last  Sight  the  Shores  of  New  Zealand. 
From  a  Painting  by  C.  F.  Goldie  and  L.  G.  A.  Steele    -     208 

Laying  Foundation  Stone  of  Spiritualist  Church  at 
Brisbane  -  -___.     240 

Curious  Photographic  Effect  referred  to  in  Text. 
Taken  by  the*  Official  Photographer,  Brisbane. 
"  Absolutely  mystifying"  is  his  Description       -         -     252 

Our  Party  en  route  to  the  Jenolan  Caves,  January  20th, 
1 92 1.  In  Front  of  Old  Court  House  in  which  Bush- 
rangers were  Tried     -         -         -         -         -         -         -256 

Denis  with  a  Black  Snake  at  Medlow  Bath    -        -        -     264 


TO   MY  WIFE. 

THIS    MEMORIAL    OF    A    JOURNEY    WHICH 

HER     HELP     AND      PRESENCE      CHANGED 

FROM    A    DUTY    TO    A    PLEASURE. 

A.  C.  D. 

July  1 8/2 1. 


See  page  u. 


HOW    THIS    BOOK    WAS    WRITTEN. 


CHAPTER  I 

The  inception  of  the  enterprise. — The  Merthyr  Seance.- 
Experience  of  British  lectures. — Call  from  Australia. — 
The  Holborn  luncheon. — Remarkable  testimony  to 
communication — Is  individual  proof  necessary  ? — 
Excursion  to  Exeter. — Can  spiritualists  continue  to  be 
Christians  ? — Their  views  on  Atonement. — The  party  on 
the  "  Naldera." 

This  is  an  account  of  the  wanderings  of  a  spiritual- 
ist, geographical  and  speculative.  Should  the 
reader  have  no  interest  in  psychic  things — if 
indeed  any  human  being  can  be  so  foolish  as  not 
to  be  interested  in  his  own  nature  and  fate, — then 
this  is  the  place  to  put  the  book  down.  It  were 
better  also  to  end  the  matter  now  if  you  have  no 
patience  with  a  go-as-you-please  style  of  narra- 
tive, which  founds  itself  upon  the  conviction  that 
thought  may  be  as  interesting  as  action,  and 
which  is  bound  by  its  very  nature  to  be  intensely 
personal.  I  write  a  record  of  what  absorbs  my 
mind  which  may  be  very  different  from  that  which 
appeals  to  yours.  But  if  you  are  content  to  come 
with  me  upon  these  terms  then  let  us  start  with 
my  apologies  in  advance  for  the  pages  which  may 
bore  you,  and  with  my  hopes  that  some  may  com- 
pensate you  by  pleasure  or  by  profit.  I  write 
these  lines  with  a  pad  upon  my  knee,  heaving  upon 


THE  WANDERINGS  OF  A  SPIRITUALIST 

the  long  roll  of  the  Indian  Ocean,  running  large 
and  grey  under  a  grey  streaked  sky,  with  the 
rain-swept  hills  of  Ceylon,  just  one  shade  greyer, 
lining  the  Eastern  skyline.  So  under  many 
difficulties  it  will  be  carried  on,  which  may  explain 
if  it  does  not  excuse  any  slurring  of  a  style,  which 
is  at  its  best  but  plain  English. 

There  was  one  memorable  night  when  I  walked 
forth  with  my  head  throbbing  and  my  whole 
frame  quivering  from  the  villa  of  Mr.  Southey 
at  Merthyr.  Behind  me  the  brazen  glare  of 
Dowlais  iron-works  lit  up  the  sky,  and  in  front 
twinkled  the  many  lights  of  the  Welsh  town.  For 
two  hours  my  wife  and  I  had  sat  within  listening 
to  the  whispering  voices  of  the  dead,  voices  which 
are  so  full  of  earnest  life,  and  of  desperate  endea- 
vours to  pierce  the  barrier  of  our  dull  senses. 
They  had  quivered  and  wavered  around  us,  giving 
us  pet  names,  sweet  sacred  things,  the  intimate 
talk  of  the  olden  time.  Graceful  lights,  signs  of 
spirit  power  had  hovered  over  us  in  the  darkness. 
It  was  a  different  and  a  wonderful  world.  Now 
with  those  voices  still  haunting  our  memories  we 
had  slipped  out  into  the  material  world — a  world 
of  glaring  iron  works  and  of  twinkling  cottage 
windows.  As  I  looked  down  on  it  all  I  grasped 
my  wife's  hand  in  the  darkness  and  I  cried  aloud, 
"  My  God,  if  they  only  knew — if  they  could  only 
know  !  "  Perhaps  in  that  cry,  wrung  from  my 
very  soul,  lay  the  inception  of  my  voyage  to  the 
other  side  of  the  world.  The  wish  to  serve  was 
strong  upon  us  both.  God  had  given  us  wonderful 
signs,  and  they  were  surely  not  for  ourselves  alone. 

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I  had  already  done  the  little  I  might.  From 
the  moment  that  I  had  understood  the  over- 
whelming importance  of  this  subject,  and  realised 
how  utterly  it  must  change  and  chasten  the  whole 
thought  of  the  world  when  it  is  whole-heartedly 
accepted,  I  felt  it  good  to  work  in  the  matter  and 
understood  that  all  other  work  which  I  had  ever 
done,  or  could  ever  do,  was  as  nothing  compared 
to  this.  Therefore  from  the  time  that  I  had 
finished  the  history  of  the  Great  War  on  which  I 
was  engaged,  I  was  ready  to  turn  all  my  remaining 
energies  of  voice  or  hand  to  the  one  great  end. 
At  first  I  had  little  of  my  own  to  narrate,  and  my 
task  was  simply  to  expound  the  spiritual  philo- 
sophy as  worked  out  by  the  thoughts  and  experi- 
ences of  others,  showing  folk  so  far  as  I  was  able, 
that  the  superficial  and  ignorant  view  taken  of  it 
in  the  ordinary  newspapers  did  not  touch  the  heart 
of  the  matter.  My  own  experiences  were  limited 
and  inconclusive,  so  that  it  was  the  evidence  of 
others  which  I  quoted.  But  as  I  went  forward 
signs  were  given  in  profusion  to  me  also,  such 
signs  as  were  far  above  all  error  or  deception,  so 
that  I  was  able  to  speak  with  that  more  vibrant 
note  which  comes  not  from  belief  or  faith,  but  from 
personal  experience  and  knowledge.  I  had  found 
that  the  wonderful  literature  of  Spiritualism  did 
not  reach  the  people,  and  that  the  press  was  so  full 
of  would-be  jocosities  and  shallow  difficulties  that 
the  public  were  utterly  misled.  Only  one  way 
was  left,  which  was  to  speak  to  the  people  face  to 
face.  This  was  the  task  upon  which  I  set  forth, 
and  it  had  led  me  to  nearly  every  considerable 

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city  of  Great  Britain  from  Aberdeen  to  Torquay. 
Everywhere   I   found  interest,   though  it  varied 
from  the  heavier  spirit  of  the  sleepy  cathedral 
towns  to  the  brisk  reality  of  centres  of  life  and 
work  like  Glasgow  or  Wolverhampton.     Many  a 
time  my  halls  were  packed,  and  there  were  as 
many  outside  as  inside  the  building.     I  have  no 
eloquence  and  make  profession  of  none,  but  I  am 
audible  and  I  say  no  more  than  I  mean  and  can 
prove,   so   that   my   audiences   felt   that   it   was 
indeed  truth  so  far  as  I   could  see  it,  which  I 
conveyed.     Their   earnestness   and   receptiveness 
were  my  great  help  and  reward  in  my  venture. 
Those  who  had  no  knowledge  of  what  my  views 
were   assembled   often   outside  my  halls,  waving 
banners  and  distributing  tracts,  but  never  once  in 
the  course  of  addressing   150,000  people,   did  I 
have  disturbance  in  my  hall.     I  tried,  while  never 
flinching  from  truth,  to  put  my  views  in  such  a 
way  as  to  hurt  no  one's  feelings,  and  although  I 
have  had  clergymen  of  many  denominations  as  my 
chairmen,   I  have  had  thanks  from  them  and  no 
remonstrance.     My  enemies  used  to  follow  and 
address  meetings,  as  they  had  every  right  to  do, 
in  the  same  towns.     It  is  curious  that  the  most 
persistent  of  these  enemies  were  Jesuits  on  the  one 
side    and    Evangelical    sects    of    the    Plymouth 
Brethren  type  upon  the  other.     I   suppose  the 
literal  interpretation  of  the  Old  Testament  was 
the  common  bond. 

However  this  is  digression,  and  when  the 
digressions  are  taken  out  of  this  book  there  will  not 
be  much  left.     I  get  back  to  the  fact  that  the 

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overwhelming  effect  of  the  Merthyr  Seance  and  of 
others  like  it,  made  my  wife  and  myself  feel  that 
when  we  had  done  what  we  could  in  Britain  we 
must  go  forth  to  further  fields.  Then  came  the 
direct  invitation  from  spiritual  bodies  in  Australia. 
I  had  spent  some  never-to-be-forgotten  days  with 
Australian  troops  at  the  very  crisis  of  the  war. 
My  heart  was  much  with  them.  If  my  message 
could  indeed  bring  consolation  to  bruised  hearts 
and  to  bewildered  minds — and  I  had  boxes  full  of 
letters  to  show  that  it  did — then  to  whom  should 
I  carry  it  rather  than  to  those  who  had  fought  so 
splendidly  and  lost  so  heavily  in  the  common 
cause  ?  I  was  a  little  weary  also  after  three  years 
of  incessant  controversy,  speaking  often  five  times 
a  week,  and  continually  endeavouring  to  uphold 
the  cause  in  the  press.  The  long  voyage  presented 
attractions,  even  if  there  was  hard  work  at  the  end 
of  it.  There  were  difficulties  in  the  way.  Three 
children,  boys  of  eleven  and  nine,  with  a  girl  of 
seven,  all  devotedly  attached  to  their  home  and 
their  parents,  could  not  easily  be  left  behind.  If 
they  came  a  maid  was  also  necessary.  The  pres- 
sure upon  me  of  correspondence  and  interviews 
would  be  so  great  that  my  old  friend  and  secretary, 
Major  Wood,  would  be  also  needed.  Seven  of  us 
in  all  therefore,  and  a  cheque  of  sixteen  hundred 
pounds  drawn  for  our  return  tickets,  apart  from 
outfit,  before  a  penny  could  be  entered  on  the 
credit  side.  However,  Mr.  Carlyle  Smythe,  the 
best  agent  in  Australia,  had  taken  the  matter  up, 
and  I  felt  that  we  were  in  good  hands.  The 
lectures  would  be  numerous,  controversies  severe, 

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the  weather  at  its  hottest,  and  my  own  age  over 
sixty.  But  there  are  compensating  forces,  and  I 
was"  constantly  aware  of  their  presence.  I  may 
count  our  adventures  as  actually  beginning  from 
the  luncheon  which  was  given  us  in  farewell  a 
week  or  so  before  our  sailing  by  the  spiritualists  of 
England.  Harry  Engholm,  most  unselfish  of  men, 
and  a  born  organiser  among  our  most  unorganised 
crowd,  had  the  matter  in  hand,  so  it  was  bound  to 
be  a  success.  There  was  sitting  room  at  the 
Holborn  Restaurant  for  290  people,  and  it  was  all 
taken  up  three  weeks  before  the  event.  The 
secretary  said  that  he  could  have  filled  the  Albert 
Hall.  It  was  an  impressive  example  of  the 
solidity  of  the  movement  showing  itself  for  the 
moment  round  us,  but  really  round  the  cause. 
There  were  peers,  doctors,  clergymen,  officers  of 
both  services,  and,  above  all,  those  splendid  lower 
middle  class  folk,  if  one  talks  in  our  material  earth 
terms,  who  are  the  spiritual  peers  of  the  nation. 
Many  professional  mediums  were  there  also,  and 
I  was  honoured  by  their  presence,  for  as  I  said 
in  my  remarks,  I  consider  that  in  these  days  of 
doubt  and  sorrow,  a  genuine  professional  medium 
is  the  most  useful  member  of  the  whole  com- 
munity. Alas !  how  few  they  are !  Four 
photographic  mediums  do  I  know  in  all  Britain, 
with  about  twelve  physical  phenomena  mediums 
and  as  many  really  reliable  clairvoyants.  What 
are  these  among  so  many  ?  But  there  are 
many  amateur  mediums  of  various  degrees, 
and  the  number  tends  to  increase.  Perhaps 
there  will  at  last  be  an  angel  to  every  church 

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as  in  the  days  of  John.  I  see  dimly  the  time 
when  two  congregations,  the  living  and  those 
who  have  passed  on,  shall  move  forward  together 
with  the  medium  angel  as  the  bridge  between 
them. 

It  was  a  wonderful  gathering,  and  I  only  wish 
I  could  think  that  my  own  remarks  rose  to  the 
height  of  the  occasion.  However,  I  did  my  best 
and  spoke  from  my  heart.  I  told  how  the 
Australian  visit  had  arisen,  and  I  claimed  that  the 
message  that  I  would  carry  was  the  most  im- 
portant that  the  mind  of  man  could  conceive, 
implying  as  it  did  the  practical  abolition  of  death, 
and  the  reinforcement  of  our  present  religious 
views  by  the  actual  experience  of  those  who  have 
made  the  change  from  the  natural  to  the  spiritual 
bodies.  Speaking  of  our  own  experiences,  I 
mentioned  that  my  wife  and  I  had  actually 
spoken  face  to  face  beyond  all  question  or  doubt 
with  eleven  friends  or  relatives  who  had  passed 
over,  their  direct  voices  being  in  each  case  audible, 
and  their  conversation  characteristic  and  eviden- 
tial— in  some  cases  marvellously  so.  Then  with 
a  sudden  impulse  I  called  upon  those  in  the 
audience  who  were  prepared  to  swear  that  they 
had  had  a  similar  experience  to  stand  up  and 
testify.  It  seemed  for  a  moment  as  if  the  whole 
audience  were  on  their  feet.  The  Times  next  day 
said  250  out  of  290  and  I  am  prepared  to  accept 
that  estimate.  Men  and  women,  of  all  pro- 
fessions and  social  ranks — I  do  not  think  that  I 
exaggerated  when  I  said  that  it  was  the  most 
remarkable  demonstration  that  I  had  ever  seen 

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and  that  nothing  like  it  had  ever  occurred  in  the 
City  of  London. 

It  was  vain  for  those  journals  who  tried  to 
minimise  it  to  urge  that  in  a  Baptist  or  a  Unitarian 
assembly  all  would  have  stood  up  to  testify  to 
their  own  faith.  No  doubt  they  would,  but  this 
was  not  a  case  of  faith,  it  was  a  case  of  bearing 
witness  to  fact.  There  were  people  of  all  creeds, 
Church,  dissent,  Unitarian  and  ex-materialists. 
They  were  testifying  to  an  actual  objective  ex- 
perience as  they  might  have  testified  to  having 
seen  the  lions  in  Trafalgar  Square.  If  such  a 
public  agreement  of  evidence  does  not  establish  a 
fact  then  it  is  indeed  impossible,  as  Professor 
Challis  remarked  long  ago,  to  prove  a  thing  by 
any  human  testimony  whatever.  I  confess  that 
I  was  amazed.  When  I  remember  how  many 
years  it  was  before  I  myself  got  any  final  personal 
proofs  I  should  have  thought  that  the  vast 
majority  of  Spiritualists  were  going  rather  upon 
the  evidence  of  others  than  upon  their  own.  And 
yet  250  out  of  290  had  actually  joined  hands  across 
the  border.  I  had  no  idea  that  the  direct  proof 
was  so  widely  spread. 

I  have  always  held  that  people  insist  too  much 
upon  direct  proof.  What  direct  proof  have  we  of 
most  of  the  great  facts  of  Science  ?  We  simply 
take  the  word  of  those  who  have  examined.  How 
many  of  us  have,  for  example,  seen  the  rings  of 
Saturn  ?  We  are  assured  that  they  are  there,  and 
we  accept  the  assurance.  Strong  telescopes  are 
rare,  and  so  we  do  not  all  expect  to  see  the  rings 
with   our   own   eyes.     In   the   same   way  strong 

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mediums  are  rare,  and  we  cannot  all  expect  to 
experience  the  higher  psychic  results.  But  if  the 
assurance  of  those  who  have  carefully  experi- 
mented, of  the  Barretts,  the  Hares,  the  Crookes, 
the  Wallaces,  the  Lodges  and  the  Lombrosos,  is 
not  enough,  then  it  is  manifest  that  we  are  dealing 
with  this  matter  on  different  terms  to  those 
which  we  apply  to  all  the  other  affairs  of  science. 
It  would  of  course  be  different  if  there  were  a 
school  of  patient  investigators  who  had  gone 
equally  deeply  into  the  matter  and  come  to 
opposite  conclusions.  Then  we  should  certainly 
have  to  find  the  path  of  truth  by  individual 
effort.  But  such  a  school  does  not  exist.  Only 
the  ignorant  and  inexperienced  are  in  total 
opposition,  and  the  humblest  witness  who  has 
really  sought  the  evidence  has  more  weight  than 
they. 

After  the  luncheon  my  wife  made  the  final 
preparations — and  only  ladies  can  tell  what  it 
means  to  fit  out  six  people  with  tropical  and  semi- 
tropical  outfits  which  will  enable  them  for  eight 
months  to  stand  inspection  in  public.  I  em- 
ployed the  time  by  running  down  to  Devonshire 
to  give  addresses  at  Exeter  and  Torquay,  with 
admirable  audiences  at  both.  Good  Evan  Powell 
had  come  down  to  give  me  a  last  seance,  and  I  had 
the  joy  of  a  few  last  words  with  my  arisen  son,  who 
blessed  me  on  my  mission  and  assured  me  that  I 
would  indeed  bring  solace  to  bruised  hearts. 
The  words  he  uttered  were  a  quotation  from  my 
London  speech  at  which  Powell  had  not  been 
present,    nor    had   the    verbatim    account    of   it 

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appeared  anywhere  at  that  time.  It  was  one 
more  sign  of  how  closely  our  words  and  actions 
are  noted  from  the  other  side.  Powell  was  tired, 
having  given  a  sitting  the  night  before,  so  the 
proceedings  were  short,  a  few  floating  lights,  my 
son  and  my  sister's  son  to  me,  one  or  two  greetings 
to  other  sitters,  and  it  was  over. 

Whilst  in  Exeter  I  had  a  discussion  with  those 
who  would  break  away  from  Christianity.  They 
are  a  strong  body  within  the  movement,  and  how 
can  Christians  be  surprised  at  it  when  they 
remember  that  for  seventy  years  they  have  had 
nothing  but  contempt  and  abuse  for  the  true  light- 
bearers  of  the  world?  Is  there  at  the  present 
moment  one  single  bishop,  or  one  head  of  a  Free 
Church,  who  has  the  first  idea  of  psychic  truth  ? 
Dr.  Parker  had,  in  his  day,  so  too  Archdeacons 
Wilberforce  and  Colley,  Mr.  Haweis  and  a  few 
others.  General  Booth  has  also  testified  to 
spiritual  communion  with  the  dead.  But  what 
have  Spiritualists  had  in  the  main  save  misre- 
presentation and  persecution  ?  Hence  the  move- 
ment has  admittedly,  so  far  as  it  is  an  organised 
religion — and  it  has  already  360  churches  and 
1,000  building  funds — taken  a  purely  Unitarian 
turn.  This  involves  no  disrespect  towards  Him 
Whom  they  look  upon  as  the  greatest  Spirit  who 
ever  trod  the  earth,  but  only  a  deep  desire  to  com- 
municate direct  without  intermediary  with  that 
tremendous  centre  of  force  from  and  to  whom  all 
things  radiate  or  return.  They  are  very  earnest 
and  good  men,  these  organised  religious  Spiritua- 
lists,   and    for    the    most    part,    so    far    as    my 

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experience  goes,  are  converts  from  materialism 
who,  having  in  their  materialistic  days  said  very 
properly  that  they  would  believe  nothing  which 
could  not  be  proved  to  them,  are  ready  now  with 
Thomas  to  be  absolutely  wholehearted  when  the 
proof  of  survival  and  spirit  communion  has 
actually  reached  them.  There,  however,  the 
proof  ends,  nor  will  they  go  further  than  the  proof 
extends,  as  otherwise  their  original  principles 
would  be  gone.  Therefore  they  are  Unitarians 
with  a  breadth  of  vision  which  includes  Christ, 
Krishna,  Buddha  and  all  the  other  great  spirits 
whom  God  has  sent  to  direct  different  lines  of 
spiritual  evolution  which  correspond  to  the 
different  needs  of  the  various  races  of  mankind. 
Our  information  from  the  beyond  is  that  this 
evolution  is  continued  beyond  the  grave,  and  very 
far  on  until  all  details  being  gradually  merged, 
they  become  one  as  children  of  God.  With  a 
deep  reverence  for  Christ  it  is  undeniable  that  the 
organised  Spiritualist  does  not  accept  vicarious 
atonement  nor  original  sin,  and  believes  that  a  man 
reaps  as  he  sows  with  no  one  but  himself  to  pull 
out  the  weeds.  It  seems  to  me  the  more  virile 
and  manly  doctrine,  and  as  to  the  texts  which 
seem  to  say  otherwise,  we  cannot  deny  that  the 
New  Testament  has  been  doctored  again  and 
again  in  order  to  square  the  record  of  the  Scrip- 
tures with  the  practice  of  the  Church.  Professor 
Nestle,  in  the  preface  to  a  work  on  theology  (I 
write  far  from  books  of  reference),  remarks  that 
there  were  actually  officials  named  "  Correc- 
tors/'  who  were  appointed  at  the  time  of  the 

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Council  of  Nicsea  for  this  purpose,  and  St.  Jerome, 
when  he  constructed  the  Vulgate,  complains  to 
Pope  Damasus  that  it  is  practically  a  new  book 
that  he  is  making,  putting  any  sin  arising  upon  the 
Pope's  head.  In  the  face  of  such  facts  we  can 
only  accept  the  spirit  of  the  New  Testament 
fortified  with  common  sense,  and  using  such 
interpretation  as  brings  most  spiritual  strength  to 
each  of  us.  Personally,  I  accept  the  view  of  the 
organised  Spiritual  religion,  for  it  removes  difficul- 
ties which  formerly  stood  between  me  and  the 
whole  Christian  system,  but  I  would  not  say  or 
do  anything  which  would  abash  those  others  who 
are  getting  real  spiritual  help  from  any  sort  of 
Christian  belief.  The  gaining  of  spirituality  and 
widening  of  the  personality  are  the  aims  of  life, 
and  how  it  is  done  is  the  business  of  the  individual. 
Every  creed  has  produced  its  saints  and  has  to 
that  extent  justified  its  existence.  I  like  the 
Unitarian  position  of  the  main  Spiritual  body, 
however,  because  it  links  the  movement  up  with 
the  other  great  creeds  of  the  world  and  makes  it 
more  accessible  to  the  Jew,  the  Mohammedan  or  the 
Buddhist.  It  is  far  too  big  to  be  confined  within 
the  palings  of  Christianity. 

Here  is  a  little  bit  of  authentic  teaching  from 
the  other  side  which  bears  upon  the  question.  I 
take  it  from  the  remarkable  record  of  Mr.  Miller 
of  Belfast,  whose  dialogues  with  his  son  after  the 
death  of  the  latter  seem  to  me  to  be  as  certainly 
true  as  any  case  which  has  come  to  my  notice. 
On  asking  the  young  soldier  some  question  about 
the  exact  position  of  Christ  in  religion  he  modestly 

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protested  that  such  a  subject  was  above  his  head, 
and  asked  leave  to  bring  his  higher  guide  to  answer 
the  question.  Using  a  fresh  voice  and  in  a  new 
and  more  weighty  manner  the  medium  then 
said  :  — 

"  I  wish  to  answer  your  question.  Jesus  the 
Christ  is  the  proper  designation.  Jesus  was 
perfect  humanity.  Christ  was  the  God  idea  in 
Him.  Jesus,  on  account  of  His  purity,  mani- 
fested in  the  highest  degree  the  psychic  powers 
which  resulted  in  His  miracles.  Jesus  never 
preached  the  blood  of  the  lamb.  The  disciples 
after  His  ascension  forgot  the  message  in  ad- 
miration of  the  man.  The  Christ  is  in  every 
human  being,  and  so  are  the  psychic  forces  which 
were  used  by  Jesus.  If  the  same  attention  were 
given  to  spiritual  development  which  you  give  to 
the  comfort  and  growth  of  your  material  bodies 
your  progress  in  spiritual  life  would  be  rapid  and 
would  be  characterised  by  the  same  works  as  were 
performed  by  Jesus.  The  one  essential  thing  for 
all  on  earth  to  strive  after  is  a  fuller  knowledge 
and  growth  in  spiritual  living.' ' 

I  think  that  the  phrase,  "  In  their  admiration  of 
the  man  they  forgot  His  message/'  is  as  pregnant 
a  one  as  I  ever  heard. 

To  come  back  then  to  the  discussion  at  Exeter, 
what  I  said  then  and  feel  now  is  that  every 
Spiritualist  is  free  to  find  his  own  path,  and  that 
as  a  matter  of  fact  his  typical  path  is  a  Unitarian 
one,  but  that  this  in  no  way  obscures  the  fact  that 
our  greatest  leaders,  Lodge,  Barrett,  Ellis  Powell, 
Tweedale,  are  devoted  sons  of  the  Church,  that 

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our  literature  is  full  of  Christian  aspiration,  and 
that  our  greatest  prophet,  Vale  Owen,  is  a  priest 
of  a  particularly  sacerdotal  turn  of  mind.  We  are 
in  a  transition  stage,  and  have  not  yet  found  any 
common  theological  position,  or  any  common 
position  at  all,  save  that  the  dead  carry  on,  that 
they  do  not  change,  that  they  can  under  proper 
physical  conditions  communicate  with  us,  and 
that  there  are  many  physical  signs  by  which  they 
make  their  presence  known  to  us.  That  is  our 
common  ground,  and  all  beyond  that  is  matter  of 
individual  observation  and  inference.  Therefore, 
we  are  not  in  a  position  to  take  on  any  anti- 
Christian  agitation,  for  it  would  be  against  the 
conscience  of  the  greater  part  of  our  own  people. 

Well,  it  is  clear  that  if  I  do  not  begin  my  book  I 
shall  finish  it  before  I  have  begun,  so  let  me  end 
this  chapter  by  saying  that  in  despite  of  all  super- 
stition we  started  for  Australia  in  the  good  ship 
"Naldera"  (Capt.  Lewellin,  R.N.R.),  on  Friday, 
August  13th,  1920.  As  we  carried  two  bishops 
in  addition  to  our  ominous  dates  we  were  fore- 
doomed by  every  nautical  tradition.  Our  party 
were  my  dear,  splendid  wife,  who  has  shared  both 
my  evidence  and  my  convictions.  She  it  is  who, 
by  breaking  up  her  household,  leaving  her  beloved 
home,  breaking  the  schooling  of  her  children,  and 
venturing  out  upon  a  sea  voyage,  which  of  all 
things  she  hates,  has  made  the  real  sacrifice  for 
the  cause.  As  to  me,  I  am  fond  of  change  and 
adventure,  and  heartily  agree  with  President 
Roosevelt  when  he  said  that  the  grandest  sport 
upon  earth  is  to  champion  an  unpopular  cause 

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which  you  know  to  be  true.  With  us  were  Denis, 
Malcolm  and  Baby,  concerning  whom  I  wrote 
the  "  Three  of  them "  sketches  some  years 
ago.  In  their  train  was  Jakeman,  most  faithful 
of  maids,  and  in  mine  Major  Wood,  who  has  been 
mixed  up  in  my  life  ever  since  as  young  men  we 
played  both  cricket  and  football  in  the  same  team. 
Such  was  the  little  party  who  set  forth  to  try  and 
blow  that  smouldering  glow  of  truth  which  already 
existed  in  Australia,  into  a  more  lively  flame. 


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CHAPTER  II 

Gibraltar. — Spanish  right  versus  British  might. — Relics  of 
Barbary  Rovers,  and  of  German  militarists. — Xchabod  ! 
Senegal  Infantry. — No  peace  for  the  world. — Religion  on 
a  liner. — Differences  of  vibration. — The  Bishop  of  Kwang- 
Si. — Religion  in  China. — Whisky  in  excelsis. — France's 
masterpiece. — British  errors. — A  procession  of  giants. — 
The  invasion  of  Egypt. — Tropical  weather. — The  Russian 
Horror. — An  Indian  experiment. — Aden. — Bombay. — 
The  Lambeth  encyclical. — A  great  novelist. — The  Mango 
trick. — Snakes. — The  Catamarans. — The  Robber  Castles 
of  Ceylon. — Doctrine  of  Reincarnation. — Whales  and 
Whalers.— Perth.— The   Bight. 

We  had  a  favourable  journey  across  the  Bay  and 
came  without  adventure  to  Gibraltar,  that  strange 
crag,  Arabic  by  name,  African  in  type,  Spanish 
by  right,  and  British  by  might.  I  trust  that  my 
whole  record  has  shown  me  to  be  a  loyal  son  of 
the  Empire,  and  I  recognise  that  we  must  have  a 
secure  line  of  communications  with  the  East,  but 
if  any  change  could  give  us  Ceuta,  on  the  opposite 
African  coast,  instead  of  this  outlying  corner  of 
proud  old  Spain,  it  would  be  good  policy  as  well 
as  good  morality  to  make  the  change.  I  wonder 
how  we  should  like  it  if  the  French  held  a  garrison 
at  Mount  St.  Michael  in  Cornwall,  which  would 
be  a  very  similar  situation.  Is  it  worth  having 
a  latent  enemy  who  at  any  time  might  become  an 

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active  one,  or  is  it  wiser  to  hold  them  to  us  by  the 
memory  of  a  great  voluntary  act  of  justice  ? 
They  would  pay,  of  course,  for  all  quays,  break- 
waters and  improvements,  which  would  give  us 
the  money  to  turn  Ceuta  into  a  worthy  substitute, 
which  could  be  held  without  offending  the  pride 
of  a  great  nation,  as  old  and  proud  as  ourselves. 
The  whole  lesson  of  this  great  war  is  that  no 
nation  can  do  what  is  unjust  with  impunity,  and 
that  sooner  or  later  one's  sin  will  find  one  out. 
How  successful  seemed  all  the  scheming  of 
Frederick  of  Prussia  !  But  what  of  Silesia  and 
of  Poland  now  ?  Only  on  justice  can  you  build 
with  a  permanent  foundation,  and  there  is  no 
justice  in  our  tenure  of  Gibraltar.  We  had  only 
an  hour  ashore,  a  great  joy  to  the  children,  and 
carried  away  a  vague  impression  of  grey-shirted 
Tommies,  swarthy  loungers,  one  long,  cobble- 
stoned  street,  scarlet  blossoms,  and  a  fine  Gover- 
nor's house,  in  which  I  picture  that  brave  old 
warrior,  Smith-Dorrien,  writing  a  book  which 
will  set  all  the  critics  talking,  and  the  military 
clubs  buzzing  a  year  or  two  from  now.  I  do  not 
know  if  he  was  really  forced  to  fight  at  Le  Cateau, 
though  our  sympathies  must  always  go  to  the  man 
who  fights,  but  I  do  feel  that  if  he  had  had  his  way 
and  straightened  the  salient  of  Ypres,  there  would 
have  been  a  mighty  saving  of  blood  and  tears. 
There  were  sentimental  reasons  against  it,  but  I 
can  think  of  no  material  ones — certainly  none 
which  were  worth  all  the  casualities  of  the  Salient. 
I  had  only  one  look  at  the  place,  and  that  by 
night,   but  never  shall  I   forget   the  murderous 

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loop,  outlined  by  star  shells,  nor  the  horrible 
noises  which  rose  up  from  that  place  of  wrath  and 
misery. 

On  August  19th  we  were  running  up  the  eastern 
Spanish  jcoast,  a  most  desolate  country  of  high 
bare  cliffs  and  barren  uplands,  studded  with  aged 
towers  which  told  of  pirate  raids  of  old.  These 
Mediterranean  shore  dwellers  must  have  had  a 
hellish  life,  when  the  Barbary  Rover  was  afloat, 
and  they  might  be  wakened  any  night  by  the 
Moslem  yell.  Truly,  if  the  object  of  human  life 
was  chastening  by  suffering,  then  we  have  given 
it  to  each  other  in  full  measure.  If  this  were  the 
only  life  I  do  not  know  how  the  hypothesis  of  the 
goodness  of  God  could  be  sustained,  since  our 
history  has  been  one  hardly  broken  record  of 
recurring  miseries,  war,  famine,  and  disease, 
from  the  ice  to  the  equator.  I  should  still  be  a 
materialist,  as  I  was  of  yore,  if  it  were  not  for  the 
comfort  and  teaching  from  beyond,  which  tells 
me  that  this  is  the  worst — far  the  worst — and  that 
by  its  standard  everything  else  becomes  most 
gloriously  better,  so  long  as  we  help  to  make 
it  so.  "  If  the  boys  knew  what  it  was  like 
over  here,"  said  a  dead  soldier,  "  they  would 
just  jump  for  it."  He  added  however,  "  If 
they  did  that  they  w^ould  surely  miss  it."  We 
cannot  bluff  Providence,  or  short-circuit  things 
to  our  liking. 

We  got  ashore  once  more  at  Marseilles.  I  saw 
converted  German  merchant  ships,  with  names 
like  "  Burgomeister  Miiller,"  in  the  harbour,  and 
railway  trucks  with  "  Mainz-Coin  "  still  marked 

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upon  their  flanks — part  of  the  captured  loot. 
Germany,  that  name  of  terror,  how  short  is  the 
time  since  we  watched  you  well-nigh  all-powerful, 
mighty  on  land,  dangerous  on  the  sea,  conquering 
the  world  with  your  commerce  and  threatening  it 
with  your  arms  !  You  had  everything,  numbers, 
discipline,  knowledge,  industry,  bravery,  organisa- 
tion, all  in  the  highest — such  an  engine  as  the  world 
has  never  seen.  And  now — Ichabod  !  Ichabod  ! 
Your  warships  lie  under  the  waves,  your  liners 
fly  the  flags  of  your  enemies,  your  mother  Rhine 
on  either  bank  hears  the  bugles  of  your  invaders. 
What  was  wanting  in  you  to  bring  you  to  such  a 
pass  ?  Was  it  not  spirituality  ?  Had  not  your 
churches  become  as  much  a  department  of  State 
as  the  Post  Office,  where  every  priest  and  pastor 
was  in  State  pay,  and  said  that  which  the  State 
ordained  ?  All  other  life  was  at  its  highest,  but 
spiritual  life  was  dead,  and  because  it  was  dead 
all  the  rest  had  taken  on  evil  activities  which  could 
only  lead  to  dissolution  and  corruption.  Had 
Germany  obeyed  the  moral  law  would  she  not 
now  be  great  and  flourishing,  instead  of  the  ruin 
which  we  see  ?  Was  ever  such  an  object  lesson 
in  sin  and  its  consequence  placed  before  the 
world?  But  let  us  look  to  it,  for  we  also  have 
our  lesson  to  learn,  and  our  punishment  is  surely 
waiting  if  we  do  not  learn  it.  If  now  after  such 
years  we  sink  back  into  old  ruts  and  do  not  make 
an  earnest  effort  for  real  religion  and  real  active 
morality,  then  we  cumber  the  ground,  and  it  is 
time  that  we  were  swept  away,  for  no  greater 
chance  of  reform  can  ever  come  to  us. 

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I  saw  some  of  the  Senegal  troops  in  the  streets 
of  Marseilles — a  whole  battalion  of  them  marching 
down  for  re-embarkation.  They  are  fierce,  hard 
soldiers,  by  the  look  of  them,  for  the  negro  is  a 
natural  fighter,  as  the  prize  ring  shows,  and  these 
have  long  service  training  upon  the  top  of  this 
racial  pugnacity.  They  look  pure  savages,  with 
the  tribal  cuts  still  upon  their  faces,  and  I  do  not 
wonder  that  the  Germans  objected  to  them, 
though  we  cannot  doubt  that  the  Germans  would 
themselves  have  used  their  Askaris  in  Europe  as 
well  as  in  Africa  if  they  could  have  done  so.  The 
men  who  had  as  allies  the  murderers  of  the  Arme- 
nians would  not  stick  at  trifles.  I  said  during  the 
war,  and  I  can  clearly  see  now,  that  the  way  in 
which  the  war  was  fought  will  prove  hardly  second 
to  the  war  itself  as  a  misfortune  to  the  human 
race.  A  clean  war  could  end  in  a  clean  peace. 
But  how  can  we  ever  forget  the  poison  gas,  the 
Zeppelin  bombardments  of  helpless  cities,  the 
submarine  murders,  the  scattering  of  disease 
germs,  and  all  the  other  atrocities  of  Germany  ? 
No  water  of  oblivion  can  ever  wash  her  clean. 
She  had  one  chance,  and  only  one.  It  was  to  at 
once  admit  it  all  herself  and  to  set  to  work  purging 
her  national  guilt  by  punishing  guilty  individuals. 
Perhaps  she  may  even  now  save  herself  and 
clear  the  moral  atmosphere  of  the  world  by 
doing  this.  But  time  passes  and  the  signs  are 
against  it.  There  can  be  no  real  peace  in  the 
world  until  voluntary  reparation  has  been  made. 
Forced  reparation  can  only  make  things  worse, 
for  it   cannot   satisfy  us,   and   it  must  embitter 

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them.  I  long  for  real  peace,  and  should  love 
to  see  our  Spiritualist  bodies  lead  the  van.  But 
the  time  is  not  yet  and  it  is  realities  we  need,  not 
phrases. 

Old  travellers  say  that  they  never  remember 
the  Mediterranean  so  hot.  We  went  down  it 
with  a  following  breeze  which  just  neutralised 
our  own  head  wind,  the  result  being  a  quivering 
tropical  heat.  With  the  Red  Sea  before  us  it  was 
no  joke  to  start  our  trials  so  soon,  and  already  the 
children  began  to  wilt.  However,  Major  Wood 
kept  them  at  work  for  the  forenoons  and  discip- 
line still  flourished.  On  the  third  day  out  we 
were  south  of  Crete,  and  saw  an  island  lying  there 
which  is  surely  the  same  in  the  lee  of  which  Paul's: 
galley  took  refuge  when  Euroclydon  was  behaving 
so  badly.  I  had  been  asked  to  address  the  first- 
class  passengers  upon  psychic  religion  that  evening, 
and  it  was  strange  indeed  to  speak  in  those  waters, 
for  I  knew  well  that  however  ill  my  little  pip- 
squeak might  compare  with  that  mighty  voice, 
yet  it  was  still  the  same  battle  of  the  unseen 
against  the  material,  raging  now  as  it  did  2,000 
years  ago.  Some  200  of  the  passengers,  with  the 
Bishop  of  Kwang-Si,  turned  up,  and  a  better 
audience  one  could  not  wish,  though  the  acoustic 
properties  of  the  saloon  were  abominable.  How- 
ever, I  got  it  across,  though  I  was  as  wet  as  if  I 
had  fallen  overboard  when  I  had  finished.  I  was 
pleased  to  learn  afterwards  that  among  the  most 
keen  of  my  audience  were  every  coloured  man  and 
woman  on  the  ship,  Parsees,  Hindoos,  Japanese 
and  Mohammedans. 

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"  Do  you  believe  it  is  true  ?  "  they  were  asked 
next  day. 

"  We  know  that  it  is  true,"  was  the  answer,  and 
it  came  from  a  lady  with  a  red  caste-mark  like  a 
wafer  upon  her  forehead.  So  far  as  I  could  learn 
she  spoke  for  all  the  Eastern  folk. 

And  the  others  ?  At  least  I  set  them  talking 
and  thinking.  I  heard  next  morning  of  a  queue 
of  six  waiting  at  the  barber's  all  deep  in  theo- 
logical discussion,  with  the  barber  himself,  razor 
in  hand,  joining  warmly  in.  "  There  has  never 
been  so  much  religion  talked  on  a  P.  &  O.  ship 
since  the  line  was  started,"  said  one  old  traveller. 
It  was  all  good-humoured  and  could  do  no  harm. 
Before  we  had  reached  Port  Said  all  my  books  on 
the  subject  were  lent  out  to  eager  readers,  and  I 
was  being  led  aside  into  remote  corners  and  cross- 
questioned  all  day.  I  have  a  number  of  good 
psychic  photographs  with  me,  some  of  them  of  my 
own  taking,  and  all  of  them  guaranteed,  and  I  find 
these  valuable  as  making  folk  realise  that  my 
words  do  in  truth  represent  realities.  I  have  the 
famous  fairy  photos  also,  which  will  appear  in 
England  in  the  Christmas  number  of  the  Strand. 
I  feel  as  if  it  were  a  delay-action  mine  which  I  had 
left  behind  me.  I  can  imagine  the  cry  of  "  Fake !  " 
which  will  arise.  But  they  will  stand  investiga- 
tion. It  has  of  course  nothing  to  do  with 
Spiritualism  proper,  but  everything  which  can 
shake  the  mind  out  of  narrow,  material  grooves, 
and  make  it  realise  that  endless  worlds  surround 
us,  separated  only  by  difference  of  vibration, 
must  work  in  the  general  direction  of  truth. 

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"  Difference  of  Vibration  " — I  have  been  trying 
lately  to  get  behind  mere  words  and  to  realise 
more  clearly  what  this  may  mean.  It  is  a  fascinat- 
ing and  fruitful  line  of  thought.  It  begins  with 
my  electric  fan  whizzing  over  my  head.  As  it 
starts  with  slow  vibration  I  see  the  little  propellers. 
Soon  they  become  a  dim  mist,  and  finally  I  can 
see  them  no  more.  But  they  are  there.  At  any 
moment,  by  slowing  the  movement,  I  can  bring 
them  back  to  my  vision.  Why  do  I  not  see  it  all 
the  time  ?  Because  the  impression  is  so  fast  that 
my  retina  has  not  time  to  register  it.  Can  we 
not  imagine  then  that  some  objects  may  emit  the 
usual  light  waves,  long  enough  and  slow  enough 
to  leave  a  picture,  but  that  other  objects  may  send 
waves  which  are  short  and  steep,  and  therefore 
make  so  swift  an  impression  that  it  is  not  recorded  ? 
That,  so  far  as  I  can  follow  it,  is  what  we  mean 
by  an  object  with  a  higher  rate  of  vibration.  It 
is  but  a  feeling  out  into  the  dark,  but  it  is  a  hypo- 
thesis which  may  serve  us  to  carry  on  with,  though 
the  clairvoyant  seems  to  be  not  a  person  with  a 
better  developed  physical  retina,  but  rather  one 
who  has  the  power  to  use  that  which  corresponds 
with  the  retina  in  their  own  etheric  bodies  which 
are  in  harmony  with  etheric  waves  from  outside. 
When  a  man  can  walk  round  a  room  and  examine 
the  pictures  with  the  back  of  his  head,  as  Tom 
Tyrrell  has  done,  it  is  clear  that  it  is  not  his 
physical  retina  which  is  working.  In  countless 
cases  inquirers  into  magnetic  phenomena  have 
caused  their  subjects  to  read  with  various  parts 
of  their  bodies.     It  is  the  other  body,  the  etheric 

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body,  the  "  spiritual  "  body  of  Paul,  which  lies 
behind  all  such  phenomena — that  body  which  is 
loose  with  all  of  us  in  sleep,  but  only  exceptionally 
in  waking  hours.  Once  we  fully  understand  the 
existence  of  that  deathless  etheric  body,  merged 
in  our  own  but  occasionally  detachable,  we  have 
mastered  many  a  problem  and  solved  many  a 
ghost  story. 

However,  I  must  get  back  to  my  Cretan  lecture. 
The  bishop  was  interested,  and  I  lent  him  one  of 
the  Rev.  Charles  Tweedale's  pamphlets  next  day, 
which  shows  how  sadly  Christianity  has  wandered 
away  from  its  early  faith  of  spiritual  gifts  and 
Communion  of  Saints.  Both  have  now  become 
words  instead  of  things,  save  among  our  ranks. 
The  bishop  is  a  good  fellow,  red  and  rough  like  a 
Boer  farmer,  but  healthy,  breezy,  and  Apostolic. 
"  Do  mention  his  kind  grey  eyes,"  says  my  wife. 
He  may  die  a  martyr  yet  in  that  inland  diocese 
of  China — and  he  would  not  shrink  from  it.  Mean- 
while, apart  from  his  dogma,  which  must  be 
desperately  difficult  to  explain  to  an  educated 
Chinaman,  he  must  always  be  a  centre  of  civilisa- 
tion and  social  effort.  A  splendid  fellow — but  he 
suffers  from  what  all  bishops  and  all  cardinals  and 
all  Popes  suffer  from,  and  that  is  superannuation. 
A  physiologist  has  said  that  few  men  can  ever 
entertain  a  new  idea  after  fifty.  How  then  can  any 
church  progress  when  all  its  leaders  are  over  that 
age  ?  This  is  why  Christianity  has  stagnated  and 
degenerated.  If  here  and  there  one  had  a  new 
idea,  how  could  it  survive  the  pressure  of  the 
others  ?     It     is     hopeless.     In     this     particular 

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question  of  psychic  religion  the  whole  order  is  an 
inversion,  for  the  people  are  ahead  of  the  clergy 
and  the  clergy  of  the  bishops.  But  when  the 
laymen  lead  strongly  enough  the  others  will  follow 
unless  they  wish  to  see  the  whole  Church  organisa- 
tion dissolve. 

He  was  very  interesting  upon  the  state  of 
Christianity  in  China.  Protestantism,  thanks  to 
the  joint  British  and  American  Missions,  is  gain- 
ing upon  Roman  Catholicism,  and  has  now  far  out- 
stripped it,  but  the  Roman  Catholic  organisations 
are  very  wealthy  on  account  of  ancient  valuable 
concessions  and  well-invested  funds.  In  case  of 
a  Bolshevist  movement  that  may  be  a  source  of 
danger,  as  it  gives  a  reason  for  attack.  The 
Bishop  made  the  very  striking  remark  that  if  the 
whites  cleared  right  out  of  China  all  the  Christian 
Churches  of  divers  creeds  would  within  a  genera- 
tion merge  into  one  creed.  "  What  have  we  to 
do,"  they  say,  "  with  these  old  historical  quarrels 
which  are  hardly  intelligible  to  us  ?  We  are  all 
followers  of  Christ,  and  that  is  enough."  Truly, 
the  converted  seem  far  ahead  of  those  who  con- 
verted them.  It  is  the  priesthoods,  the  organisa- 
tions, the  funds  and  the  vested  interests  which 
prevent  the  Churches  from  being  united.  In  the 
meanwhile  ninety  per  cent,  of  our  population  shows 
what  it  thinks  by  never  entering  into  a  church 
at  all.  Personally,  I  can  never  remember  since 
I  reached  manhood  feeling  myself  the  better  for 
having  gone  into  one.  And  yet  I  have  been  an 
earnest  seeker  for  truth.  Verily,  there  is  some- 
thing deep  down  which  is  rotten.     It  is  want  of 

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fact,  want  of  reality,  words  instead  of  things. 
Only  last  Sunday  I  shuddered  as  I  listened  to  the 
hymns,  and  it  amazed  me  to  look  around  and  see 
the  composed  faces  of  those  who  were  singing 
them.  Do  they  think  what  they  are  saying,  or 
does  Faith  atrophy  some  part  of  the  brain  ?  We 
are  "  born  through  water  and  blood  into  the  true 
church.,,  We  drink  precious  blood.  "  He  hath 
broken  the  teeth  in  their  jaw."  Can  such  phrases 
really  mean  anything  to  any  thoughtful  man  ? 
If  not,  why  continue  them  ?  You  will  have  your 
churches  empty  while  you  do.  People  will  not 
argue  about  it — they  will,  and  do,  simply  stay 
away.  And  the  clergy  go  on  stating  and  re- 
stating incredible  unproved  things,  while  neglect- 
ing and  railing  at  those  which  could  be  proved 
and  believed.  On  our  lines  those  nine  out  of 
ten  could  be  forced  back  to  a  reconsideration  of 
their  position,  even  though  that  position  would 
not  square  with  all  the  doctrines  of  present-day 
Christianity,  which  would,  I  think,  have  offended 
the  early  Christians  as  much  as  it  does  the  earnest 
thinkers  of  to-day. 

Port  Said  came  at  last,  and  we  entered  the  Suez 
Canal.  It  is  a  shocking  thing  that  the  entrance 
to  this,  one  of  the  most  magnificent  of  the  works  of 
man,  are  flanked  by  great  sky  advertisements  of 
various  brands  of  whisky.  The  sale  of  whisky 
may  or  may  not  be  a  tolerable  thing,  but  its 
flaunting  advertisements,  Dewar,  Johnny  Walker, 
and  the  rest,  have  surely  long  been  intolerable. 
If  anything  would  make  me  a  total  prohibitionist 
those    would.     They    are    shameless.     I    do    not 

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know  if  some  middle  way  could  be  found  by  which 
light  alcoholic  drinks  could  remain — so  light  that 
drunkenness  would  be  hardly  possible — but  if  this 
cannot  be  done,  then  let  us  follow  the  noble 
example  of  America.  It  is  indeed  shameful  to 
see  at  the  very  point  of  the  world  where  some 
noble  sentiment  might  best  be  expressed  these 
huge  reminders  of  that  which  has  led  to  so  much 
misery  and  crime.  To  a  Frenchman  it  must  seem 
even  worse  than  to  us,  while  what  the  abstemious 
Mohammedan  can  think  is  beyond  my  imagination. 
In  that  direction  at  least  the  religion  of  Mohammed 
has  done  better  than  that  of  Christ.  If  all  those 
Esquimaux,  South  Sea  Islanders  and  others  who 
have  been  converted  to  Christianity  and  then 
debauched  by  drink,  had  followed  the  prophet 
instead,  it  cannot  be  denied  that  their  develop- 
ment would  have  been  a  happier  and  a  higher  one, 
though  the  cast-iron  doctrines  and  dogmas  of  the 
Moslem  have  dangers  of  their  own. 

Has  France  ever  had  the  credit  she  deserves 
for  the  splendid  faith  with  which  she  followed  that 
great  beneficent  genius  Lesseps  in  his  wonderful 
work  ?  It  is  beautiful  from  end  to  end,  French 
in  its  neatness,  its  order,  its  exquisite  finish. 
Truly  the  opposition  of  our  people,  both  experts 
and  public,  was  a  disgrace  to  us,  though  it  sinks 
into  insignificance  when  compared  with  our  colossal 
national  stupidity  over  the  Channel  tunnel.  When 
our  descendants  compute  the  sums  spent  in 
shipping  and  transhipping  in  the  great  war,  the 
waste  of  merchant  ships  and  convoys,  the  suffer- 
ings of  the  wounded,  the  delay  in  reinforcements, 

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the  dependence  upon  the  weather,  they  will  agree 
that  our  sin  had  found  us  out  and  that  we  have 
paid  a  fitting  price  for  our  stupidity.  Unhappily, 
it  was  not  our  blind  guides  who  paid  it,  but  it  was 
the  soldier  and  sailor  and  taxpayer,  for  the  nation 
always  pays  collectively  for  the  individual  blunder. 
Would  a  hundred  million  pounds  cover  the  cost  of 
that  one  ?  Well  can  I  remember  how  a  year 
before  war  was  declared,  seeing  clearly  what  was 
coming,  I  sent  three  memoranda  to  the  Naval 
and  Military  authorities  and  to  the  Imperial 
Council  of  Defence  pointing  out  exactly  what  the 
situation  would  be,  and  especially  the  danger  to 
our  transports.  It  is  admitted  now  that  it  was 
only  the  strange  inaction  of  the  German  light 
forces,  and  especially  their  want  of  comprehension 
of  the  possibilities  of  the  submarine,  which 
enabled  our  Expeditionary  Force  to  get  across  at 
all,  so  that  we  might  have  lost  the  war  within  the 
first  month.  But  as  to  my  poor  memoranda, 
which  proved  so  terribly  correct,  I  might  as  well 
have  dropped  them  into  my  own  wastepaper 
basket  instead  of  theirs,  and  so  saved  the  postage. 
My  only  convert  was  Captain,  now  General, 
Swinton,  part  inventor  of  the  tanks,  who  acted 
as  Secretary  to  the  Imperial  Defence  Committee, 
and  who  told  me  at  the  time  that  my  paper  had  set 
him  thinking  furiously. 

Which  leads  my  thoughts  to  the  question  of  the 
torpedoing  of  merchant  vessels  by  submarines. 
So  sure  was  I  that  the  Germans  would  do  this, 
that  after  knocking  at  official  doors  in  vain,  I 
published  a  sketch  called  "  Danger,"  which  was 

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written  a  year  before  the  war,  and  depicted  all 
that  afterwards  occurred,  even  down  to  such  small 
details  as  the  ships  zig-zagging  up  Channel  to 
escape,  and  the  submarines  using  their  guns  to 
save  torpedoes.  I  felt  as  if,  like  Solomon  Eagle, 
I  could  have  marched  down  Fleet  Street  with  a 
brazier  on  my  head  if  I  could  only  call  people's 
attention  to  the  coming  danger.  I  saw  naval 
officers  on  the  point,  but  they  were  strangely  blind, 
as  is  shown  by  the  comments  printed  at  the  end  of 
"  Danger/'  which  give  the  opinions  of  several 
admirals  pooh-poohing  my  fears.  Among  others 
I  saw  Captain  Beatty,  as  he  then  was,  and  found 
him  alive  to  the  possible  danger,  though  he  did  not 
suggest  a  remedy.  His  quiet,  brisk  personality 
impressed  me,  and  I  felt  that  our  national  brain- 
errors  might  perhaps  be  made  good  in  the  end  by 
the  grit  that  is  in  us.  But  how  hard  were  our  tasks 
from  our  want  of  foresight.  Admiral  Von  Capelle 
did  me  the  honour  to  say  during  the  war,  in  the 
German  Reichstag,  that  I  was  the  only  man  who 
had  prophesied  the  conditions  of  the  great  naval 
war.  As  a  matter  of  fact,  both  Fisher  and  Scott 
had  done  so,  though  they  had  not  given  it  to  the 
public  in  the  same  detail — but  nothing  had  been 
done.  We  know  now  that  there  was  not  a  single 
harbour  proof  against  submarines  on  our  whole 
East  Coast.  Truly  the  hand  of  the  Lord  was  over 
England.     Nothing  less  could  have  saved  her. 

We  tied  up  to  the  bank  soon  after  entering  the 
Canal,  and  lay  there  most  of  the  night  while  a 
procession  of  great  ships  moving  northwards  swept 
silently  past  jus  in  tthe  ring  of  vivid  light  cast  by 

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their  searchlights  and  our  own.  I  stayed  on 
deck  most  of  the  night  to  watch  them.  The 
silence  was  impressive — those  huge  structures 
sweeping  past  with  only  the  slow  beat  of  their 
propellers  and  the  wash  of  their  bow  wave  on 
either  side.  No  sooner  had  one  of  these  great 
shapes  slid  past  than,  looking  down  the  Canal,  one 
saw  the  brilliant  head  light  of  another  in  the 
distance.  They  are  only  allowed  to  go  at  the 
slowest  pace,  so  that  their  wash  may  not  wear 
away  the  banks.  Finally,  the  last  had  passed,  and 
we  were  ourselves  able  to  cast  off  our  warps  and 
push  southwards.  I  remained  on  deck  seeing  the 
sun  rise  over  the  Eastern  desert,  and  then  a 
wonderful  slow-moving  panorama  of  Egypt  as  the 
bank  slid  slowly  past  us.  First  desert,  then  green 
oases,  then  the  long  line  of  rude  fortifications  from 
Kantara  downwards,  with  the  camp  fires  smoking, 
groups  of  early  busy  Tommies  and  endless  dumps 
of  stores.  Here  and  to  the  south  was  the  point 
where  the  Turks  with  their  German  leaders 
attempted  the  invasion  of  Egypt,  carrying  flat- 
bottomed  boats  to  ford  the  Canal.  How  they 
were  ever  allowed  to  get  so  far  is  barely  com- 
prehensible, but  how  they  were  ever  permitted 
to  get  back  again  across  one  hundred  miles  of 
desert  in  the  face  of  our  cavalry  and  camelry 
is  altogether  beyond  me.  Even  their  guns  got 
back  untaken.  They  dropped  a  number  of  mines 
in  the  Canal,  but  with  true  Turkish  slovenli- 
ness they  left  on  the  banks  at  each  point  the 
long  bamboos  on  which  they  had  carried  them 
across  the  desert,  which  considerably  lessened  the 

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< 

work  of  those  who  had  to  sweep  them  up.  The 
sympathies  of  the  Egyptians  seems  to  have  been 
against  us,  and  yet  they  have  no  desire  to  pass 
again  under  the  rule  of  the  Turk.  Our  dominion 
has  had  the  effect  of  turning  a  very  poor  country 
into  a  very  rich  one,  and  of  securing  some  sort  of 
justice  for  the  fellah  or  peasant,  but  since  we  get 
no  gratitude  and  have  no  trade  preference  it  is 
a  little  difficult  to  see  how  we  are  the  better  for  all 
our  labours.  So  long  as  the  Canal  is  secure — and 
it  is  no  one's  interest  to  injure  it — we  should  be 
better  if  the  country  governed  itself.  We  have 
too  many  commitments,  and  if  we  have  to  take 
new  ones,  such  as  Mesopotamia,  it  would  be  well 
to  get  rid  of  some  of  the  others  where  our  task 
is  reasonably  complete.  "  We  never  let  the 
youngsters  grow  up,"  said  a  friendly  critic. 
There  is,  however,  I  admit,  another  side  to 
the  question,  and  the  idea  of  permitting  a 
healthy  moral  place  like  Port  Said  to  relapse 
into  the  hotbed  of  gambling  and  syphilis  which 
it  used  to  be,  is  repugnant  to  the  mind.  Which 
is  better  —  that  a  race  be  free,  immoral  and 
incompetent,  or  that  it  be  forced  into  morality 
and  prosperity  ?  That  question  meets  us  at  every 
turn. 

The  children  have  been  delighted  by  the  fish  on 
the  surface  of  the  Canal.  Their  idea  seems  to  be 
that  the  one  aim  and  object  of  our  excursion  is  to 
see  sharks  in  the  sea  and  snakes  in  Australia. 
We  did  actually  see  a  shark  half  ashore  upon 
a  sandbank  in  one  of  the  lower  lakes  near 
Suez.      It    was    lashing    about    with    a    frantic 

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tail,  and  so  got  itself  off  into  deep  water.  To 
the  west  all  day  we  see  the  very  wild  and 
barren  country  through  which  our  ancestors 
used  to  drive  upon  the  overland  route  when  they 
travelled  by  land  from  Cairo  to  Suez.  The  smoke 
of  a  tiny  mail-train  marks  the  general  line  of  that 
most  desolate  road.  In  the  evening  we  were 
through  the  Canal  and  marked  the  rugged  shore 
upon  our  left  down  which  the  Israelites  pursued 
their  way  in  the  direction  of  Sinai.  One  wonders 
how  much  truth  there  is  in  the  narrative.  On  the 
one  hand  it  is  impossible  to  doubt  that  something 
of  the  sort  did  occur.  On  the  other,  the  im- 
possibility of  so  huge  a  crowd  living  on  the  rare 
wells  of  the  desert  is  manifest.  But  numbers  are 
not  the  strong  point  of  an  Oriental  historian. 
Perhaps  a  thousand  or  two  may  have  followed 
their  great  leader  upon  that  perilous  journey.  I 
have  heard  that  Moses  either  on  his  own  or 
through  his  wife  was  in  touch  with  Babylonian 
habits.  This  would  explain  those  tablets  of  stone, 
or  of  inscribed  clay  burned  into  brick,  which  we 
receive  as  the  Ten  Commandments,  and  which  only 
differ  from  the  moral  precepts  of  other  races  in 
the  strange  limitations  and  omissions.  At  least 
ten  new  ones  have  long  been  needed  to  include 
drunkenness,  gluttony,  pride,  envy,  bigotry,  lying 
and  the  rest. 

The  weather  grows  hotter  and  hotter,  so  that 
one  aged  steward  who  has  done  ioo  voyages 
declares  it  to  be  unique.  One  passenger  has  died. 
Several  stewards  have  collapsed.  The  wind  still 
keeps  behind  us.     In  the  midst  of  all  this  I  had  an 

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extensively  signed  petition  from  the  second  class 
passengers  that  I  should  address  them.  I  did  so, 
and  spoke  on  deck  for  forty  minutes  to  a  very 
attentive  audience  which  included  many  of  the 
officers  of  the  ship.  I  hope  I  got  my  points  across 
to  them.  I  was  a  sad  example  of  sweated  labour 
when  I  had  finished.  My  wife  tells  me  that  the 
people  were  impressed.  As  I  am  never  aware  of 
the  presence  of  any  individual  when  I  am  speaking 
on  this  subject  I  rely  upon  my  wife's  very  quick 
and  accurate  feminine  impressions.  She  sits 
always  beside  me,  notes  everything,  gives  me  her 
sympathetic  atmosphere  which  is  of  such  psychic 
importance,  and  finally  reports  the  result.  If  any 
point  of  mine  seems  to  her  to  miss  its  mark  I 
unhesitatingly  take  it  out.  It  interests  me  to  hear 
her  tell  of  the  half-concealed  sneer  with  which 
men  listen  to  me,  and  how  it  turns  into  interest, 
bewilderment  and  finally  something  like  reverence 
and  awe  as  the  brain  gradually  realises  the 
proved  truth  of  what  I  am  saying,  which  upsets 
the  whole  philosophy  on  which  their  lives  are 
built. 

There  are  several  Australian  officers  on  board 
who  are  coming  from  the  Russian  front  full  of 
dreadful  stories  of  Bolshevist  atrocities,  seen  with 
their  own  eyes.  The  executioners  were  Letts 
and  Chinese,  and  the  instigators  renegade  Jews, 
so  that  the  Russians  proper  seem  to  have  been  the 
more  or  less  innocent  dupes.  They  had  dreadful 
photographs  of  tortured  and  mutilated  men  as 
corroboration.  Surely  hell,  the  place  of  punish- 
ment and  purgatorial  expiation,  is  actually  upon 

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this  earth  in  such  cases.  One  leader  seems  to  have 
been  a  Sadie  madman,  for  after  torturing  his 
victims  till  even  the  Chinese  executioners  struck, 
he  would  sit  playing  a  violin  very  exquisitely 
while  he  gloated  over  their  agonies.  All  these 
Australian  boys  agree  that  the  matter  will  burn 
itself  out,  and  that  it  will  end  in  an  immense 
massacre  of  Jews  which  may  involve  the  whole 
seven  millions  now  in  Russia.  God  forbid,  but 
the  outlook  is  ominous  !  I  remember  a  prophecy 
which  I  read  early  in  the  war  that  a  great  figure 
would  arise  in  the  north  and  have  power  for  six 
years.  If  Lenin  was  the  great  figure  then  he  has, 
according  to  the  prophet,  about  two  years  more 
to  run.  But  prophecy  is  fitful,  dangerous  work. 
The  way  in  which  the  founders  of  the  Christian 
faith  all  foretold  the  imminent  end  of  the  world 
is  an  example.  What  they  dimly  saw  was  no 
doubt  the  destruction  of  Jerusalem,  which  seems  to 
have  been  equally  clear  to  Ezekiel  600  years 
before,  for  his  picture  of  cannibalism  and  disper- 
sion is  very  exact. 

It  is  wonderful  what  chances  of  gaining  direct 
information  one  has  aboard  a  ship  of  this  sort, 
with  its  mixed  crowd  of  passengers,  many  of 
them  famous  in  their  own  lines.  I  have  already 
alluded  to  the  officers  returning  from  Russia  with 
their  prophecies  of  evil.  But  there  are  many 
other  folk  with  tales  of  deep  interest.  There  is  a 
Mr.  Covell,  a  solid  practical  Briton,  who  may 
prove  to  be  a  great  pioneer,  for  he  has  made 
farming  pay  handsomely  in  the  very  heart  of 
the  Indian  plains.      Within   a   hundred  miles   of 

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Lucknow  he  has  founded  the  townlet  of  Covellpore, 
where  he  handles  3,000  acres  of  wheat  and  cotton 
with  the  aid  of  about  the  same  number  of  natives. 
This  is  the  most  practical  step  I  have  ever  heard 
of  for  forming  a  real  indigenous  white  population 
in  India.  His  son  was  with  him,  going  out  to 
carry  on  the  work.  Mr.  Covell  holds  that  the 
irrigation  of  the  North  West  of  India  is  one  of  the 
greatest  wonders  of  the  world,  and  Jacob  the 
engineer  responsible.  I  had  never  heard  of  him, 
nor,  I  am  ashamed  to  say,  had  I  heard  of  Sir 
Leonard  Rogers,  who  is  one  of  those  great  men 
like  Sir  Ronald  Ross,  whom  the  Indian  Medical 
Service  throws  up.  Rogers  has  reduced  the 
mortality  of  cholera  by  intravenous  injections  of 
hypertonic  saline  until  it  is  only  15  per  cent. 
General  Maude,  I  am  informed,  would  almost 
certainly  have  been  saved,  had  it  not  been  that 
some  false  departmental  economy  had  withheld 
the  necessary  apparatus.  Leprosy  also  seems  in 
a  fair  way  to  yielding  to  Rogers'  genius  for 
investigation. 

It  is  sad  to  hear  that  this  same  Indian  Medical 
Service  which  has  produced  such  giants  as  Fayrer, 
Ross,  and  Rogers  is  in  a  fair  way  to  absolute  ruin, 
because  the  conditions  are  such  that  good  white 
candidates  will  no  longer  enter  it.  White  doctors 
do  not  mind  working  with,  or  even  under,  natives 
who  have  passed  the  same  British  examinations 
as  themselves,  but  they  bar  the  native  doctor  who 
has  got  through  a  native  college  in  India,  and  is 
on  a  far  lower  educational  level  than  themselves. 
To   serve   under  such   a   man  is   an  impossible 

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inversion.  This  is  appreciated  by  the  medical 
authorities  at  home,  the  word  is  given  to  the 
students,  and  the  best  men  avoid  the  service. 
So  unless  a  change  is  made,  the  end  is  in  sight  of 
the  grand  old  service  which  has  given  so  much  to 
humanity. 

Aden  is  remarkable  only  for  the  huge  water 
tanks  cut  to  catch  rain,  and  carved  out  of  solid 
rock.  A  whole  captive  people  must  have  been 
set  to  work  on  so  colossal  a  task,  and  one  wonders 
where  the  poor  wretches  got  water  themselves 
the  while.  Their  work  is  as  fresh  and  efficient  as 
when  they  left  it.  No  doubt  it  was  for  the 
watering,  not  of  the  population,  but  of  the  Egypt- 
ian and  other  galleys  on  their  way  to  Punt  and 
King  Solomon's  mines.  It  must  be  a  weary  life 
for  our  garrison  in  such  a  place.  There  is  strange 
fishing,  sea  snakes,  parrot  fish  and  the  like.  It  is 
their  only  relaxation,  for  it  is  desert  all  round. 

Monsoon  and  swell  and  drifting  rain  in  the 
Indian  Ocean.  We  heard  that  "  thresh  of  the 
deep  sea  rain/'  of  which  Kipling  sings.  Then  at 
last  in  the  early  morning  the  long  quay  of  Bombay, 
and  the  wonderful  crowd  of  men  of  every  race  who 
await  an  incoming  steamer.  Here  at  least  half 
our  passengers  were  disgorged,  young  subalterns, 
grey  colonels,  grave  administrators,  yellow-faced 
planters,  all  the  fuel  which  is  grown  in  Britain  and 
consumed  in  the  roaring  furnace  of  India.  So 
devoted  to  their  work,  so  unthanked  and  uncom- 
prehended  by  those  for  whom  they  work  !  They 
are  indeed-a  splendid  set  of  men,  and  if  they  with- 
drew I  wonder  how  long  it  would  be  before  the 

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wild  men  of  the  frontier  would  be  in  Calcutta  and 
Bombay,  as  the  Picts  and  Scots  flowed  over 
Britain  when  the  Roman  legions  were  withdrawn. 
What  view  will  the  coming  Labour  governments 
of  Britain  take  of  our  Imperial  commitments  ? 
Upon  that  will  depend  the  future  history  of  great 
tracts  of  the  globe  which  might  very  easily  relapse 
into  barbarism. 

The  ship  seemed  lonely  when  our  Indian  friends 
were  gone,  for  indeed,  the  pick  of  the  company 
went  with  them.  Several  pleased  me  by  assuring 
me  as  they  left  that  their  views  of  life  had  been 
changed  since  they  came  on  board  the  "  Naldera." 
To  many  I  gave  reading  lists  that  they  might  look 
further  into  the  matter  for  themselves.  A  little 
leaven  in  the  great  lump,  but  how  can  we  help 
leavening  it  all  when  we  know  that,  unlike  other 
creeds,  no  true  Spiritualist  can  ever  revert,  so 
that  while  we  continually  gain,  we  never  lose. 
One  hears  of  the  converts  to  various  sects,  but 
one  does  not  hear  of  those  who  are  driven  out  by 
their  narrow,  intolerant  doctrines.  You  can 
change  your  mind  about  faiths,  but  not  about 
facts,  and  hence  our  certain  conquest. 

One  cannot  spend  even  a  single  long  day  in 
India  without  carrying  away  a  wonderful 
impression  of  the  gentle  dignity  of  the  Indian 
people.  Our  motor  drivers  were  extraordinarily 
intelligent  and  polite,  and  all  we  met  gave  the  same 
impression. 

India  may  be  held  by  the  sword,  but  it  is  cer- 
tainly kept  very  carefully  in  the  scabbard,  for  we 
hardly  saw  a  soldier  in  the   streets  of  this,   its 

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greatest  city.  I  observed  some  splendid  types 
of  manhood,  however,  among  the  native  police. 
We  lunched  at  the  Taj  Mahal  Hotel,  and  got  back 
tired  and  full  of  mixed  impressions. 

Verily  the  ingenuity  of  children  is  wonderful. 
They  have  turned  their  active  minds  upon  the 
problem  of  paper  currency  with  fearsome  results. 
Baby  writes  cheques  in  quaint  ways  upon  odd  bits 
of  paper  and  brings  them  to  me  to  be  cashed. 
Malcolm,  once  known  as  Dimples,  has  made  a 
series  of  pound  and  five  pound  notes  of  his  own. 
The  bank  they  call  the  money  shop.  I  can  trace 
every  sort  of  atavism,  the  arboreal,  the  cave 
dweller,  the  adventurous  raider,  and  the  tribal 
instinct  in  the  child,  but  this  development  seems 
a  little  premature. 

Sunday  once  more,  and  the  good  Bishop 
preaching.  I  wonder  more  and  more  what  an 
educated  Chinaman  would  make  of  such  doctrines. 
To  take  an  example,  he  has  quoted  to-day  with 
great  approval,  the  action  of  Peter  in  discarding 
the  rite  of  circumcision  as  a  proof  of  election. 
That  marked,  according  to  the  Bishop,  the  broad 
comprehensive  mind  which  could  not  confine  the 
mercies  of  God  to  any  limited  class.  And  yet 
when  I  take  up  the  oecumenical  pronouncement 
from  the  congress  of  Anglican  bishops  which  he 
has  just  attended,  I  find  that  baptism  is  made  the 
test,  even  as  the  Jews  made  circumcision.  Have 
the  bishops  not  learned  that  there  are  millions 
who  revere  the  memory  of  Christ,  whether  they 
look  upon  him  as  God  or  man,  but  who  think  that 
baptism  is   a  senseless  survival  of  heathendom, 

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like  so  many  of  our  religious  observances  ?  The 
idea  that  the  Being  who  made  the  milky  way  can 
be  either  placated  or  incensed  by  pouring  a  splash 
of  water  over  child  or  adult  is  an  offence  to  reason, 
and  a  slur  upon  the  Divinity. 

Two  weary  days  upon  the  sea  with  drifting  rain 
showers  and  wonderful  scarlet  and  green  sunsets. 
Have  beguiled  the  time  with  W.  B.  Maxwell's 
"  Lamp  and  the  Mirror."  I  have  long  thought 
that  Maxwell  was  the  greatest  of  British  novelists, 
and  this  book  confirms  me  in  my  opinion.  Who 
else  could  have  drawn  such  fine  detail  and  yet  so 
broad  and  philosophic  a  picture  ?  There  may  have 
been  single  books  which  were  better  than  Maxwell's 
best — the  "  Garden  of  Allah,"  with  its  gorgeous 
oriental  colour  would,  for  example,  make  a  bid  for 
first  place,  but  which  of  us  has  so  splendid  a  list 
of  first  class  serious  works  as  "  Mrs.  Thompson," 
"  The  Rest  Cure,"  "  Vivian,"  "  In  Cotton  Wool," 
above  all,  "  The  Guarded  Flame  " — classics,  every 
one.  Our  order  of  merit  will  come  out  very 
differently  in  a  generation  or  so  to  what  it  stands 
now,  and  I  shall  expect  to  find  my  nominee  at  the 
top.  But  after  all,  what's  the  odds  ?  You  do 
your  work  as  well  as  you  can.  You  pass.  You 
find  other  work  to  do.  How  the  old  work  com- 
pares with  the  other  fellow's  work  can  be  a  matter 
of  small  concern. 

In  Colombo  harbour  lay  H.M.S.  "  Highflyer," 
which  we  looked  upon  with  the  reverence  which 
everybody  and  everything  which  did  well  in  the 
war  deserve  from  us — a  saucy,  rakish,  speedy  craft. 
Several   other   steamers   were   flying   the   yellow 

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quarantine  flag,  but  our  captain  confided  to  me 
that  it  was  a  recognised  way  of  saying  "  no 
visitors,"  and  did  not  necessarily  bear  any  patho- 
logical meaning.  As  we  had  nearly  two  days 
before  we  resumed  our  voyage  I  was  able  to 
give  all  our  party  a  long  stretch  on  shore,  finally 
staying  with  my  wife  for  the  night  at  the  Galle 
Face  Hotel,  a  place  where  the  preposterous  charges 
are  partly  compensated  for  by  the  glorious  rollers 
which  break  upon  the  beach  outside.  I  was 
interested  in  the  afternoon  by  a  native  conjurer 
giving  us  what  was  practically  a  private  per- 
formance of  the  mango-tree  trick.  He  did  it  so 
admirably  that  I  can  well  understand  those  who 
think  that  it  is  an  occult  process.  I  watched  the 
man  narrowly,  and  believe  that  I  solved  the  little 
mystery,  though  even  now  I  cannot  be  sure.  In 
doing  it  he  began  by  laying  several  objects  out  in  a 
casual  way  while  hunting  in  his  bag  for  his  mango 
seed.  These  were  small  odds  and  ends  including 
a  little  rag  doll,  very  rudely  fashioned,  about  six 
or  eight  inches  long.  One  got  accustomed  to  the 
presence  of  these  things  and  ceased  to  remark 
them.  He  showed  the  seed  and  passed  it  for 
examination,  a  sort  of  large  Brazil  nut.  He  then 
laid  it  among  some  loose  earth,  poured  some  water 
on  it,  covered  it  with  a  handkerchief,  and  crooned 
over  it.  In  about  a  minute  he  exhibited  the  same, 
or  another  seed,  the  capsule  burst,  and  a  light 
green  leaf  protruding.  I  took  it  in  my  hands, 
and  it  was  certainly  a  real  bursting  mango  seed, 
but  clearly  it  had  been  palmed  and  substituted 
for  the  other.     He  then  buried  it  again  and  kept 

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raising  the  handkerchief  upon  his  own  side,  and 
scrabbling  about  with  his  long  brown  fingers 
underneath  its  cover.  Then  he  suddenly  whisked 
off  the  handkerchief  and  there  was  the  plant,  a 
foot  or  so  high,  with  thick  foliage  and  blossoms, 
its  root  well  planted  in  the  earth.  It  was  certainly 
very  startling. 

My  explanation  is  that  by  a  miracle  of  packing 
the  whole  of  the  plant  had  been  compressed  into 
the  rag  doll,  or  little  cloth  cylinder  already  men- 
tioned. The  scrabbling  of  the  hands  under  the 
cloth  was  to  smooth  out  the  leaves  after  it  was 
freed  from  this  covering.  I  observed  that  the 
leaves  were  still  rather  crumpled,  and  that  there 
were  dark  specks  of  fungi  which  would  not  be  there 
if  the  plant  were  straight  from  nature's  manu- 
factory. But  it  was  wonderfully  done  when  you 
consider  that  the  man  was  squatting  in  our 
midst,  we  standing  in  a  semi-circle  around  him, 
with  no  adventitious  aid  whatever.  I  do  not 
believe  that  the  famous  Mr.  Maskeleyne  or  any  of 
those  other  wise  conjurors  who  are  good  enough 
occasionally  to  put  Lodge,  Crookes  and  Lombroso 
in  their  places,  could  have  wrought  a  better 
illusion. 

The  fellow  had  a  cobra  with  him  which  he 
challenged  me  to  pick  up.  I  did  so  and  gazed  into 
its  strange  eyes,  which  some  devilry  of  man's  had 
turned  to  a  lapis  lazuli  blue.  The  juggler  said  it 
was  the  result  of  its  skin-sloughing,  but  I  have  my 
doubts.  The  poison  bag  had,  I  suppose,  been 
extracted,  but  the  man  seemed  nervous  and  slipped 
his  brown  hand  between  my  own  and  the  swaying 

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venomous  head  with  its  peculiar  flattened  hood. 
It  is  a  fearsome  beast,  and  I  can  realise  what  was 
told  me  by  a  lover  of  animals  that  the  snake  was 
the  one  creature  from  which  he  could  get  no  return 
of  affection.  I  remember  that  I  once  had  three 
in  my  employ  when  the  "  Speckled  Band  "  was 
produced  in  London,  fine,  lively  rock  pythons, 
and  yet  in  spite  of  this  profusion  of  realism 
I  had  the  experience  of  reading  a  review 
which,  after  duly  slating  the  play,  wound  up 
with  the  scathing  sentence,  "The  performance 
ended  with  the  production  of  a  palpably  artificial 
serpent/'  Such  is  the  reward  of  virtue.  After- 
wards when  the  necessities  of  several  travelling 
companies  compelled  us  to  use  dummy  snakes  we 
produced  a  much  more  realistic  effect.  The  real 
article  either  hung  down  like  a  pudgy  yellow  bell 
rope,  or  else  when  his  tail  was  pinched,  endeav- 
oured to  squirm  back  and  get  level  with  the  stage 
carpenter,  who  pinched  him,  which  was  not  in  the 
plot.  The  latter  individual  had  no  doubts  at  all 
as  to  the  dummy  being  an  improvement  upon 
the  real. 

Never,  save  on  the  west  coast  of  Africa,  have  I 
seen  "  the  league-long  roller  thundering  on  the 
shore/'  as  here,  where  the  Indian  Ocean  with  its 
thousand  leagues  of  momentum  hits  the  western 
coast  of  Ceylon.  It  looks  smooth  out  at  sea,  and 
then  you  are  surprised  to  observe  that  a  good-sized 
boat  has  suddenly  vanished.  Then  it  scoops  up- 
wards once  more  on  the  smooth  arch  of  the  billow, 
disappearing  on  the  further  slope.  The  native 
catamarans  are  almost  invisible,  so  that  you  see 

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a  row  of  standing  figures  from  time  to  time  on  the 
crest  of  the  waves.  I  cannot  think  that  any  craft 
in  the  world  would  come  through  rough  water  as 
these  catamarans  with  their  long  outriggers  can 
do.  Man  has  made  few  more  simple  and  more 
effective  inventions,  and  if  I  were  a  younger  man 
I  would  endeavour  to  introduce  them  to  Brighton 
beach,  as  once  I  introduced  ski  to  Switzerland,  • 
or  auto-wheels  to  the  British  roads.  I  have  other 
work  to  do  now,  but  why  does  not  some  sportsman 
take  the  model,  have  it  made  in  England,  and  then 
give  an  exhibition  in  a  gale  of  wind  on  the  south 
coast.  It  would  teach  our  fishermen  some  possi- 
bilities of  which  they  are  ignorant. 

As  I  stood  in  a  sandy  cove  one  of  them  came 
flying  in,  a  group  of  natives  rushing  out  and 
pulling  it  up  on  the  beach.  The  craft  consists  only 
of  two  planks  edgewise  and  lengthwise.  In  the 
nine-inch  slit  between  them  lay  a  number  of  great 
twelve-pound  fish,  like  cod,  and  tied  to  the  side  of 
the  boat  was  a  ten-foot  sword  fish.  To  catch  that 
creature  while  standing  on  a  couple  of  floating 
planks  must  have  been  sport  indeed,  and  yet  the 
craft  is  so  ingenious  that  to  a  man  who  can  at  a 
pinch  swim  for  it,  there  is  very  small  element  of 
danger.  The  really  great  men  of  our  race,  the 
inventor  of  the  wheel,  the  inventor  of  the  lever, 
the  inventor  of  the  catamaran  are  all  lost  in  the 
mists  of  the  past,  but  ethnologists  have  found  that 
the  cubic  capacity  of  the  neolithic  brain  is  as  great 
as  our  own. 

There  are  two  robbers'  castles,  as  the  unhappy 
visitor  calls  them,  facing  the  glorious  sea,  the  one 

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the  Galle  Face,  the  other  the  Mount  Lavinia 
Hotel.  They  are  connected  by  an  eight-mile 
road,  which  has  all  the  colour  and  life  and  variety 
of  the  East  for  every  inch  of  the  way.  In  that 
glorious  sun,  under  the  blue  arch  of  such  a  sky, 
and  with  the  tropical  trees  and  flowers  around, 
the  poverty  of  these  people  is  very  different  from 
the  poverty  of  a  London  slum.  Is  there  in  all 
God's  world  such  a  life  as  that,  and  can  it  really 
be  God's  world  while  we  suffer  it  to  exist !  Surely, 
it  is  a  palpable  truth  that  no  one  has  a  right  to 
luxuries  until  every  one  has  been  provided  with 
necessities,  and  among  such  necessities  a  decent 
environment  is  the  first.  If  we  had  spent  money 
to  fight  slumland  as  we  spent  it  to  fight  Germany, 
what  a  different  England  it  would  be.  The  world 
moves  all  the  same,  and  we  have  eternity  before 
us.     But  some  folk  need  it. 

A  doctor  came  up  to  me  in  the  hotel  and  told 
me  that  he  was  practising  there,  and  had  come 
recently  from  England.  He  had  lost  his  son  in 
the  war,  and  had  himself  become  unsettled. 
Being  a  Spiritualist  he  went  to  Mrs.  Brittain,  the 
medium,  who  told  him  that  his  boy  had  a  message 
for  him  which  was  that  he  would  do  very  well  in 
Colombo.  He  had  himself  thought  of  Ceylon,  but 
Mrs.  B.  had  no  means  of  knowing  that.  He  had 
obeyed  the  advice  thus  given,  and  was  glad  that  he 
had  done  so.  How  much  people  may  miss  by 
cutting  themselves  away  from  these  ministers  of 
grace  !  In  all  this  opposition  to  Spiritualism  the 
punishment  continually  fits  the  crime. 

Once  again  we  shed  passengers  and  proceeded  in 

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chastened  mood  with  empty  decks  where  once  it 
was  hard  to  move.  Among  others,  good  Bishop 
Banister  of  Kwang-si  had  gone.  I  care  little 
for  his  sacramental  and  vicarious  doctrines,  but 
I  am  very  sure  that  wherever  his  robust,  kindly, 
sincere  personality  may  dwell  is  bound  to  be  a 
centre  of  the  true  missionary  effort — the  effort 
which  makes  for  the  real  original  teaching  of  his 
Master,  submission  to  God  and  goodwill  to  our 
fellow  men. 

Now  we  are  on  the  last  lap  with  nothing  but  a 
clear  stretch  of  salt  water  between  our  prow  and 
West  Australia.  Our  mission  from  being  a  sort 
of  dream  takes  concrete  form  and  involves  definite 
plans.  Meanwhile  we  plough  our  way  through  a 
deep  blue  sea  with  the  wind  continually  against 
us.  I  have  not  seen  really  calm  water  since  we 
left  the  Canal.  We  carry  on  with  the  usual 
routine  of  ship  sports,  which  include  an  England 
and  Australia  cricket  match,  in  which  I  have  the 
honour  of  captaining  England,  a  proper  ending 
for  a  long  if  mediocre  career  as  a  cricketer.  We 
lost  by  one  run,  which  was  not  bad  considering 
our  limited  numbers. 

Posers  of  all  sorts  are  brought  to  me  by  thought- 
ful inquirers,  which  I  answer  when  I  can.  Often 
I  can't.  One  which  is  a  most  reasonable  objec- 
tion has  given  me  a  day's  thought.  If,  as  is 
certain,  we  can  remember  in  our  next  life  ^  the 
more  important  incidents  of  this  one^  why  is  it 
that  in  this  one  we  can  remember  nothing  of  that 
previous  spiritual  career,  which  must  have  existed 
since  nothing  can  be  born  in  time  for  eternity? 

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Our  friends  on  the  other  side  cannot  help  us  there, 
nor  can  even  such  extended  spiritual  visions  as 
those  of  Vale  Owen  clear  it  up.  On  the  whole  we 
must  admit  that  our  Theosophical  friends,  with 
whom  we  quarrel  for  their  absence  of  evidence, 
have  the  best  attempt  at  an  explanation.  I 
imagine  that  man's  soul  has  a  cycle  which  is  com- 
plete in  itself,  and  all  of  which  is  continuous  and 
self  conscious.  This  begins  with  earth  life.  Then 
at  last  a  point  is  reached,  it  may  be  a  reincar- 
nation, and  a  new  cycle  is  commenced,  the  old  one 
being  closed  to  our  memory  until  we  have  reached 
some  lofty  height  in  our  further  journey.  Pure 
speculation,  I  admit,  but  it  would  cover  what  we 
know  and  give  us  a  working  hypothesis.  I  can 
never  excite  myself  much  about  the  reincarnation 
idea,  for  if  it  be  so,  it  occurs  seldom,  and  at  long 
intervals,  with  ten  years  spent  in  the  other  spheres 
for  one  spent  here,  so  that  even  admitting  all  that 
is  said  by  its  supporters  it  is  not  of  such  great 
importance.  At  the  present  rate  of  change  this 
world  will  be  as  strange  as  another  sphere  by  the 
time  we  are  due  to  tread  the  old  stage  once  more. 
It  is  only  fair  to  say  that  though  many  spiritual- 
ists oppose  it,  there  is  a  strong  body,  including 
the  whole  French  Allan  Kardec  school,  who  sup- 
port it.  Those  who  have  passed  over  may  well 
be  divided  upon  the  subject  since  it  concerns  their 
far  future  and  is  a  matter  of  speculation  to  them 
as  to  us. 

Thrasher  whales  and  sperm  whales  were  seen 
which  aroused  the  old  whaling  thrill  in  my 
heart.     It  was  the  more  valuable  Greenland  whale 

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which  I  helped  to  catch,  while  these  creatures  are 
those  which  dear  old  Frank  Bullen,  a  childlike 
sailor  to  the  last,  described  in  his  "  Cruise  of  the 
Cachelot."  How  is  it  that  sailors  write  such 
perfect  English.  There  are  Bullen  and  Conrad, 
both  of  whom  served  before  the  mast — the  two 
purest  stylists  of  their  generation.  So  was  Loti 
in  France.  There  are  some  essays  of  Bullen's, 
especially  a  description  of  a  calm  in  the  tropics, 
and  again  of  "  Sunrise  seen  from  the  Crow's  Nest," 
which  have  not  been  matched  in  our  time  for 
perfection  of  imagery  and  diction.  They  are  both 
in  his  "  Idyls  of  the  Sea."  If  there  is  compensa- 
tion in  the  beyond — and  I  know  that  there  is — 
then  Frank  Bullen  is  in  great  peace,  for  his  whole 
earthly  life  was  one  succession  of  troubles.  When 
I  think  of  his  cruel  stepmother,  his  dreadful 
childhood,  his  life  on  a  Yankee  blood  ship,  his 
struggles  as  a  tradesman,  his  bankruptcy,  his 
sordid  worries,  and  finally,  his  prolonged  ill-health, 
I  marvel  at  the  unequal  distribution  of  such 
burdens.  He  was  the  best  singer  of  a  chanty 
that  I  have  ever  heard,  and  I  can  hear  him  now 
with  his  rich  baritone  voice  trolling  out  "  Sally 
Brown  "  or  "  Stormalong."  May  I  hear  him  once 
again !  Our  dear  ones  tell  us  that  there  is  no 
great  gap  between  what  pleases  us  here  and  that 
which  will  please  us  in  the  beyond.  Our  own 
brains,  had  we  ever  used  them  in  the  matter, 
should  have  instructed  us  that  all  evolution, 
spiritual  as  well  as  material,  must  be  gradual. 
Indeed,  once  one  knows  psychic  truth,  one  can, 
reasoning   backwards,    perceive   that   we   should 

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unaided  have  come  to  the  same  conclusions,  but 
since  we  have  all  been  deliberately  trained  not  to 
use  our  reason  in  religious  matters,  it  is  no  wonder 
that  we  have  made  rather  a  hash  of  it.  Surely  it 
is  clear  enough  that  in  the  case  of  an  artist  the 
artistic  nature  is  part  of  the  man  himself.  There- 
fore, if  he  survives  it  must  survive.  But  if  it 
survives  it  must  have  means  of  expression,  or  it  is 
a  senseless  thing.  But  means  of  expression  im- 
plies appreciation  from  others  and  a  life  on  the 
general  lines  of  this  one.  So  also  of  the  drama, 
music,  science  and  literature,  if  we  carry  on  they 
carry  on,  and  they  cannot  carry  on  without  actual 
expression  and  a  public  to  be  served. 

To  the  east  of  us  and  just  beyond  the  horizon 
lie  the  Cocos  Islands,  where  Ross  established  his 
strange  little  kingdom,  and  where  the  Emden 
met  its  end — a  glorious  one,  as  every  fair  minded 
man  must  admit.  I  have  seen  her  stern  post 
since  then  in  the  hall  of  the  Federal  Parliament  at 
Melbourne,  like  some  fossil  monster,  once  a  terror 
and  now  for  children  to  gaze  at.  As  to  the  Cocos 
Islands,  the  highest  point  is,  I  understand,  about 
twenty  feet,  and  tidal  waves  are  not  unknown  upon 
the  Pacific,  so  that  the  community  holds  its  tenure 
at  very  short  and  sudden  notice  to  quit. 

On  the  morning  of  September  17th  a  low  coast 
line  appeared  upon  the  port  bow — Australia  at 
last.  It  was  the  edge  of  the  West  Australian 
State.  The  evening  before  a  wireless  had  reached 
me  from  the  spiritualists  of  Perth  saying  that  they 
welcomed  us  and  our  message.  It  was  a  kind 
thought    and    a    helpful    one.     We    were    hardly 

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moored  in  the  port  of  Fremantle,  which  is  about 
ten  miles  from  the  capital,  when  a  deputation  of 
these  good,  kind  people  was  aboard,  bearing  great 
bunches  of  wild  flowers,  most  of  which  were  new 
to  us.  Their  faces  fell  when  they  learned  that  I 
must  go  on  in  the  ship  and  that  there  was  very 
little  chance  of  my  being  able  to  address  them. 
They  are  only  connected  with  the  other  States  by 
one  long  thin  railway  line,  1,200  miles  long,  with 
scanty  trains  which  were  already  engaged,  so  that 
unless  we  stuck  to  the  ship  we  should  have  to  pass 
ten  days  or  so  before  we  could  resume  our  journey. 
This  argument  was  unanswerable,  and  so  the  idea 
of  a  meeting  was  given  up. 

These  kind  people  had  two  motors  in  attendance, 
which  must,  I  fear,  have  been  a  strain  upon  their 
resources,  for  as  in  the  old  days  the  true  believers 
and  practical  workers  are  drawn  from  the  poor  and 
humble.  However,  they  certainly  treated  us 
royally,  and  even  the  children  were  packed  into 
the  motors.  We  skirted  the  Swan  River,  passed 
through  the  very  beautiful  public  park,  and, 
finally,  lunched  at  the  busy  town,  where  Bone's 
store  would  cut  a  respectable  figure  in  London, 
with  its  many  departments  and  its  roof  restaurant. 
It  was  surprising  after  our  memories  of  England 
to  note  how  good  and  abundant  was  the  food. 
It  is  a  charming  little  town,  and  it  was  strange, 
after  viewing  its  settled  order,  to  see  the  mill 
where  the  early  settlers  not  so  very  long  ago  had 
to  fight  for  their  lives  with  the  black  fellows. 
Those  poor  black  fellows  !  Their  fate  is  a  dark 
stain  upon  Australia.     And  yet  it  must  in  justice 

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to  our  settlers  be  admitted  that  the  question  was 
a  very  difficult  one.  Was  colonisation  to  be 
abandoned,  or  were  these  brave  savages  to  be 
overcome  ?  That  was  really  the  issue.  When 
they  speared  the  cattle  of  the  settlers  what  were 
the  settlers  to  do  ?  Of  course,  if  a  reservation 
could  have  been  opened  up,  as  in  the  case 
of  the  Maoris,  that  would  have  been  ideal. 
But  the  noble  Maori  is  a  man  with  whom 
one  could  treat  on  equal  terms  and  he  belonged 
to  a  solid  race.  The  Aborigines  of  Australia 
were  broken  wandering  tribes,  each  at  war 
with  its  neighbours.  In  a  single  reservation 
they  would  have  exterminated  each  other.  It 
was  a  piteous  tragedy,  and  yet,  even  now  in 
retrospect,  how  difficult  it  is  to  point  out  what 
could  have  been  done. 

The  Spiritualists  of  Perth  seem  to  be  a  small 
body,  but  as  earnest  as  their  fellows  elsewhere. 
A  masterful  looking  lady,  Mrs.  Mcllwraith,  rules 
them,  and  seems  fit  for  the  part.  They  have 
several  mediums  developing,  but  I  had  no  chance 
of  testing  their  powers.  Altogether  our  encounter 
with  them  cheered  us  on  our  way.  We  had  the 
first  taste  of  Australian  labour  conditions  at  Fre- 
mantle,  for  the  men  knocked  off  at  the  given  hour, 
refusing  to  work  overtime,  with  the  result  that  we 
carried  a  consignment  of  tea,  meant  for  their  own 
tea-pots,  another  thousand  miles  to  Adelaide,  and 
so  back  by  train  which  must  have  been  paid  for  out 
of  their  own  pockets  and  those  of  their  fellow 
citizens.  Verily,  you  cannot  get  past  the  golden 
rule,    and    any    breach    of    it    brings    its    own 

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punishment  somehow,  somewhere,  be  the  sinner  a 
master  or  a  man. 

And  now  we  had  to  cross  the  dreaded  Bight, 
where  the  great  waves  from  the  southern  ice  come 
rolling  up,  but  our  luck  was  still  in,  and  we  went 
through  it  without  a  qualm.  Up  to  Albany  one 
sees  the  barren  irregular  coast,  and  then  there 
were  two  days  of  blue  water,  which  brought  us  at 
last  to  Adelaide,  our  port  of  debarkation.  The 
hour  and  the  place  at  last ! 


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CHAPTER  III 

Mr.  Hughes'  letter  of  welcome.-— Challenges.— Mr.  Carlyle 
Smythe.— The  Adelaide  Press.— The  great  drought.— 
The  wine  industry. — Clairvoyance. — Meeting  with  Bell- 
chambers.— The  first  lecture.— The  effect.— The  Religious 
lecture.— The  illustrated  lecture.— Premonitions.— The 
spot  light. — Mr.  Thomas'  account  of  the  incident. — 
Correspondence.— Adelaide  doctors. — A  day  in  the  Bush. 
— The  Mallee  fowl. — Sussex  in  Australia. — Farewell  to 
Adelaide. 

I  was  welcomed  to  Australia  by  a  hospitable  letter 
from  the  Premier,  Mr.  Hughes,  who  assured  me 
that  he  would  do  what  he  could  to  make  our  visit 
a  pleasant  one,  and  added,  "  I  hope  you  will  see 
Australia  as  it  is,  for  I  want  you  to  tell  the  world 
about  us.  We  are  a  very  young  country,  we 
have  a  very  big  and  very  rich  heritage,  and  the 
great  war  has  made  us  realise  that  we  are  Austra- 
lians, proud  to  belong  to  the  Empire,  but  proud 
too  of  our  own  country.' ' 

Apart  from  Mr.  Hughes's  kind  message,  my 
chief  welcome  to  the  new  land  came  from  Sydney, 
and  took  the  queer  form  of  two  independant 
challenges  to  public  debate,  one  from  the  Christian 
Evidence  Society,  and  the  other  from  the  local 
leader  of  the  materialists.  As  the  two  positions 
are  mutually  destructive,  one  felt  inclined  to  tell 
them  to  fight  it  out  between  themselves  and  that 
I  would  fight  the  winner.    The  Christian  Evidence 

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Society,  is,  of  course,  out  of  the  question,  since 
they  regard  a  text  as  an  argument,  which  I  can 
only  accept  with  many  qualifications,  so  that  there 
is  no  common  basis.  The  materialist  is  a  more 
worthy  antagonist,  for  though  he  is  often  as 
bigotted  and  inaccessible  to  reason  as  the  worst 
type  of  Christian,  there  is  always  a  leaven  of 
honest,  open-minded  doubters  on  whom  a  debate 
might  make  an  impression.  A  debate  with  them, 
as  I  experienced  when  I  met  Mr.  MacCabe.  can  only 
follow  one  line,  they  quoting  all  the  real  or  alleged 
scandals  which  have  ever  been  connected  with  the 
lowest  forms  of  mediumship,  and  claiming  that 
the  whole  cult  is  comprised  therein,  to  which  you 
counter  with  your  own  personal  experiences,  and 
with  the  evidence  of  the  cloud  of  witnesses  who 
have  found  the  deepest  comfort  and  enlarged 
knowledge.  It  is  like  two  boxers  each  hitting  the 
air,  and  both  returning  to  their  respective  corners 
amid  the  plaudits  of  their  backers,  while  the 
general  public  is  none  the  better. 

Three  correspondents  headed  me  off  on  the 
ship,  and  as  I  gave  each  of  them  a  long  separate 
interview,  I  was  a  tired  man  before  I  got  ashore. 
Mr.  Carlyle  Symthe,  my  impresario,  had  also 
arrived,  a  small  alert  competent  gentleman,  with 
whom  I  at  once  got  on  pleasant  terms,  which 
were  never  once  clouded  during  our  long  travels 
together  upon  our  tour.  I  was  fortunate  indeed 
to  have  so  useful  and  so  entertaining  a  companion, 
a  musician,  a  scholar,  and  a  man  of  many  varied 
experiences.  With  his  help  we  soon  got  our  stuff 
through  the  customs,  and  made  the  short  train 

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journey  which  separates  the  Port  of  Adelaide  from 
the  charming  city  of  that  name.  By  one  o'clock 
we  were  safely  housed  in  the  Grand  Central  Hotel, 
with  windows  in  place  of  port  holes,  and  the  roar 
of  the  trams  to  take  the  place  of  the  murmurs  of 
the  great  ocean. 

The  good  genius  of  Adelaide  was  a  figure,  already 
almost  legendary,  one  Colonel  Light,  who  played 
the  part  of  Romulus  and  Remus  to  the  infant 
city.  Somewhere  in  the  thirties  of  last  century 
he  chose  the  site,  against  strong  opposition,  and 
laid  out  the  plan  with  such  skill  that  in  all  British 
and  American  lands  I  have  seen  few  such  cities, 
so  pretty,  so  orderly  and  so  self-sufficing.  When 
one  sees  all  the  amenities  of  the  place,  botanical 
gardens,  zoological  gardens,  art  gallery,  museum, 
university,  public  library  and  the  rest,  it  is  hard 
to  realise  that  the  whole  population  is  still  under 
three  hundred  thousand.  I  do  not  know  whether 
the  press  sets  the  tone  to  the  community  or  the 
community  to  the  press,  but  in  any  case  Adelaide 
is  greatly  blessed  in  this  respect,  for  its  two  chief 
papers  the  Register  and  the  Advertiser,  under  Sir 
William  Sowden  and  Sir  Langdon  Bonython 
respectively,  are  really  excellent,  with  a  world- 
wide Metropolitan  tone. 

Their  articles  upon  the  subject  in  which  I  am 
particularly  interested,  though  by  no  means  one- 
sided, were  at  least  informed  with  knowledge  and 
breadth  of  mind. 

In  Adelaide  I  appreciated,  for  the  first  time,  the 
crisis  which  Australia  has  been  passing  through 
in  the  shape  of  a  two-years  drought,  only  recently 

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broken.  It  seems  to  have  involved  all  the  States 
and  to  have  caused  great  losses,  amounting  to 
millions  of  sheep  and  cattle.  The  result  was  that 
the  price  of  those  cattle  which  survived  has  risen 
enormously,  and  at  the  time  of  our  visit  an 
absolute  record  had  been  established,  a  bullock 
having  been  sold  for  £41.  The  normal  price 
would  be  about  £13.  Sheep  were  about  £3  each, 
the  normal  being  fifteen  shillings.  This  had,  of 
course,  sent  the  price  of  meat  soaring  with  the 
usual  popular  unrest  and  agitation  as  a  result.  It 
was  clear,  however,  that  with  the  heavy  rains  the 
prices  would  fall.  These  Australian  droughts  are 
really  terrible  things,  especially  when  they  come 
upon  newly-opened  country  and  in  the  hotter 
regions  of  Queensland  and  the  North.  One  lady 
told  us  that  she  had  endured  a  drought  in  Queens- 
land which  lasted  so  long  that  children  of  five  had 
never  seen  a  drop  of  rain.  You  could  travel  a 
hundred  miles  and  find  the  brown  earth  the  whole 
way,  with  no  sign  of  green  anywhere,  the  sheep 
eating  twigs  or  gnawing  bark  until  they  died. 
Her  brother  sold  his  surviving  sheep  for  one 
shilling  each,  and  when  the  drought  broke  had 
to  restock  at  50s.  a  head.  This  is  a  common  ex- 
perience, and  all  but  the  man  with  savings  have 
to  take  to  some  subordinate  work,  ruined  men. 
No  doubt,  with  afforestation,  artesian  wells, 
irrigation  and  water  storage  things  may  be 
modified,  but  all  these  things  need  capital,  and 
capital  in  these  days  is  hard  to  seek,  nor  can  it 
be  expected  that  capitalists  will  pour  their  money 
into  States  which  have  wild  politicians  who  talk 

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lightly  of  past  obligations.  You  cannot  tell  the 
investor  that  he  is  a  bloated  incubus  one  moment, 
and  go  hat  in  hand  for  further  incubation  the 
next.  I  fear  that  this  grand  country  as  a  whole 
may  suffer  from  the  wild  ideas  of  some  of  its 
representatives.  But  under  it  all  lies  the  solid 
self-respecting  British  stuff,  which  will  never 
repudiate  a  just  debt,  however  heavily  it  may 
press.  Australians  may  groan  under  the  burden, 
but  they  should  remember  that  for  every  pound 
of  taxation  they  carry  the  home  Briton  carries 
nearly  three. 

But  to  return  for  a  moment  to  the  droughts  ; 
has  any  writer  of  fiction  invented  or  described  a 
more  long-drawn  agony  than  that  of  the  man,  his 
nerves  the  more  tired  and  sensitive  from  the 
constant  unbroken  heat,  waiting  day  after  day 
for  the  cloud  that  never  comes,  while  under  the 
glaring  sun  from  the  unchanging  blue  above  him, 
his  sheep,  which  represent  all  his  life's  work  and 
his  hopes,  perish  before  his  eyes  ?  A  revolver  shot 
has  often  ended  the  long  vigil  and  the  pioneer  has 
joined  his  vanished  flocks.  I  have  just  come  in 
contact  with  a  case  where  two  young  returned 
soldiers,  demobilised  from  the  war  and  planted  on 
the  land  had  forty-two  cattle  given  them  by  the 
State  to  stock  their  little  farm.  Not  a  drop  of 
water  fell  for  over  a  year,  the  feed  failed,  and  these 
two  warriors  of  Palestine  and  Flanders  wept  at 
their  own  helplessness  while  their  little  herd  died 
before  their  eyes.  Such  are  the  trials  which  the 
Australian  farmer  has  to  bear. 

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can  to  understand  the  country  and  its  problems. 
To  this  end  I  visited  the  vineyards  and  wine  plant 
of  a  local  firm  which  possesses  every  factor  for 
success,  save  the  capacity  to  answer  letters.  The 
originator  started  grape  culture  as  a  private  hobby 
about  60  years  ago,  and  now  such  an  industry  has 
risen  that  this  firm  alone  has  £700,000  sunk  in  the 
business,  and  yet  it  is  only  one  of  several.  The 
product  can  be  most  excellent,  but  little  or  any 
ever  reaches  Europe,  for  it  cannot  overtake  the 
local  demand.  The  quality  was  good  and  purer 
than  the  corresponding  wines  in  Europe — especially 
the  champagnes,  which  seem  to  be  devoid  of  that 
poison,  whatever  it  may  be,  which  has  for  a 
symptom  a  dry  tongue  with  internal  acidity, 
driving  elderly  gentlemen  to  whisky  and  soda. 
The  Australian  product,  taken  in  moderate  doses, 
seems  to  have  no  poisonous  quality,  and  is  without 
that  lime-like  dryness  which  appears  to  be  the 
cause  of  it.  If  temperance  reform  takes  the  sane 
course  of  insisting  upon  a  lowering  of  the  alcohol 
in  our  drinks,  so  that  one  may  be  surfeited  before 
one  could  be  drunken,  then  this  question  of  good 
mild  wines  will  bulk  very  largely  in  the  future, 
and  Australia  may  supply  one  of  the  answers. 
With  all  my  sympathy  for  the  reformers  I  feel 
that  wine  is  so  useful  a  social  agent  that  we  should 
not  abolish  it  until  we  are  certain  that  there  is  no 
via  media.  The  most  pregnant  argument  upon 
the  subject  was  the  cartoon  which  showed  the 
husband  saying  "  My  dear,  it  is  the  anniversary  of 
our  wedding.  Let  us  have  a  second  bottle  of 
ginger  beer." 

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We  went  over  the  vineyards,  ourselves  mildly 
interested  in  the  vines,  and  the  children  wildly 
excited  over  the  possibility  of  concealed  snakes. 
Then  we  did  the  vats  and  the  cellars  with  their 
countless  bottles.  We  were  taught  the  secrets  of 
fermentation,  how  the  wonderful  Pasteur  had 
discovered  that  the  best  and  quickest  was  produced 
not  by  the  grape  itself,  as  of  old,  but  by  the  scraped 
bloom  of  the  grape  inserted  in  the  bottle.  After 
viewing  the  number  of  times  a  bottle  must  be 
turned,  a  hundred  at  least,  and  the  complex  pro- 
cesses which  lead  up  to  the  finished  article,  I  will 
pay  my  wine  bills  in  future  with  a  better  grace. 
The  place  was  all  polished  wood  and  shining  brass, 
like  the  fittings  of  a  man-of-war,  and  a  great 
impression  of  cleanliness  and  efficiency  was  left 
upon  our  minds.  We  only  know  the  Australian 
wines  at  present  by  the  rough  article  sold  in  flasks, 
but  when  the  supply  has  increased  the  world  will 
learn  that  this  country  has  some  very  different 
stuff  in  its  cellars,  and  will  try  to  transport  it  to 
their  tables. 

We  had  a  small  meeting  of  spiritualists  in  our 
hotel  sitting-room,  under  the  direction  of  Mr. 
Victor  Cromer,  a  local  student  of  the  occult,  who 
seems  to  have  considerable  psychic  power.  He 
has  a  small  circle  for  psychic  development  which 
is  on  new  lines,  for  the  neophytes  who  are  learning 
clairvoyance  sit  around  in  a  circle  in  silence,  while 
Mr.  Cromer  endeavours  by  mental  effort  to  build 
up  the  thought  form  of  some  object,  say  a  tree, 
in  the  centre  of  the  room.  After  a  time  he  asks 
each  of  the  circle  what  he  or  she  can  see,  and  has 

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many  correct  answers.  With  colours  in  the  same 
way  he  can  convey  impressions  to  his  pupils.  It 
is  clear  that  telepathy  is  not  excluded  as  an  ex- 
planation, but  the  actual  effect  upon  the  partici- 
pants is  according  to  their  own  account,  visual 
rather  than  mental.  We  had  an  interesting 
sitting  with  a  number  of  these  developing  mediums 
present,  and  much  information  was  given,  but 
little  of  it  could  be  said  to  be  truly  evidential. 
After  seeing  such  clairvoyance  as  that  of  Mr.  Tom 
Tyrell  or  others  at  home,  when  a  dozen  names  and 
addresses  will  be  given  together  with  the  descrip- 
tions of  those  who  once  owned  them,  one  is  spoiled 
for  any  lesser  display. 

There  was  one  man  whom  I  had  particularly 
determined  to  meet  when  I  came  to  Australia. 
This  was  Mr.  T.  P.  Bellchambers,  about  whom  I 
had  read  an  article  in  some  magazine  which  showed 
that  he  was  a  sort  of  humble  Jeffries  or  Thoreau, 
more  lonely  than  the  former,  less  learned  than  the 
latter,  who  lived  among  the  wild  creatures  in  the 
back  country,  and  was  on  such  terms  with  our 
humble  brothers  as  few  men  are  ever  privileged 
to  attain.  I  had  read  how  the  eagle  with  the 
broken  wing  had  come  to  him  for  succour,  and  how 
little  birds  would  sit  on  the  edge  of  his  pannikin 
while  he  drank.  Him  at  all  cost  would  we  see. 
Like  the  proverbial  prophet,  no  one  I  met  had 
ever  heard  of  him,  but  on  the  third  day  of  our 
residence  there  came  a  journalist  bearing  with 
him  a  rudely  dressed,  tangle-haired  man,  collarless 
and  unkempt,  with  kind,  irregular  features  and 
clear  blue  eyes — the  eyes  of  a  child.     It  was  the 

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man  himself.  "  He  brought  me,"  said  he,  nodding 
towards  the  journalist.  "  He  had  to,  for  I  always 
get  bushed  in  a  town." 

This  rude  figure  fingering  his  frayed  cap  was 
clearly  out  of  his  true  picture,  and  we  should  have 
to  visit  him  in  his  own  little  clearing  to  see  him  as 
he  really  was.  Meanwhile  I  wondered  whether 
one  who  was  so  near  nature  might  know  something 
of  nature's  more  occult  secrets.  The  dialogue 
ran  like  this  : 

"  You  who  are  so  near  nature  must  have  psychic 
experiences.' ' 

"  What's  psychic  ?  I  live  so  much  in  the  wild 
that  I  don't  know  much." 

"  I  expect  you  know  plenty  we  don't  know. 
But  I  meant  spiritual." 

"  Supernatural  ?  " 

"  Well,  we  think  it  is  natural,  but  little  under- 
stood." 

"  You  mean  fairies  and  things  ?  " 

"  Yes,  and  the  dead." 

"  Well,  I  gmess  our  fairies  would  be  black 
fairies." 

"  Why  not  ?  " 

"  Well,  I  never  saw  any." 

"  I  hoped  you  might." 

"  No,  but  I  know  one  thing.  The  night  my 
mother  died  I  woke  to  find  her  hand  upon  my 
brow.  Oh,  there's  no  doubt.  Her  hand  was 
heavy  on  my  brow." 

"At  the  time?" 

"  Yes,  at  the  very  hour." 

"  Well,  that  was  good." 

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"  Animals  know  more  about  such  things.' ' 

"  Yes." 

"  They  see  something.  My  dog  gets  terrified 
when  I  see  nothing,  and  there's  a  place  in  the 
bush  where  my  horse  shies  and  sweats,  he  does, 
but  there's  nothing  to  see." 

"  Something  evil  has  been  done  there.  I've 
known  many  cases." 

"  I  expect  that's  it." 

So  ran  our  dialogue.  At  the  end  of  it  he  took  a 
cigar,  lighted  it  at  the  wrong  end,  and  took  himself 
with  his  strong  simple  backwoods  atmosphere 
out  of  the  room.  Assuredly  I  must  follow  him 
to  the  wilds. 

Now  came  the  night  of  my  first  lecture.  It 
was  in  the  city  hall,  and  every  seat  was  occupied. 
It  was  a  really  magnificent  audience  of  two 
thousand  people,  the  most  representative  of  the 
town.  I  am  an  embarrassed  and  an  interested 
witness,  so  let  me  for  this  occasion  quote  the 
sympathetic,  not  to  say  flattering  account  of  the 
Register. 

"  There  could  not  have  been  a  more  impressive 
set  of  circumstances  than  those  which  attended 
the  first  Australian  lecture  by  Sir  Arthur  Conan 
Doyle  at  the  Adelaide  Town  Hall  on  Saturday 
night,  September  25th.  The  audience,  large, 
representative  and  thoughtful,  was  in  its  calibre 
and  proportions  a  fitting  compliment  to  a  world 
celebrity  and  his  mission.  Many  of  the  intel- 
lectual leaders  of  the  city  were  present  — 
University  professors,  pulpit  personalities,  men 

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eminent  in  business,  legislators,  every  section 
of  the  community  contributed  a  quota.  It 
cannot  be  doubted,  of  course,  that  the  brilliant 
literary  fame  of  the  lecturer  was  an  attraction 
added  to  that  strange  subject  which  explored 
the  '  unknown  drama  of  the  soul/  Over  all  Sir 
Arthur  dominated  by  his  big  arresting  presence. 
His  face  has  a  rugged,  kindly  strength,  tense  and 
earnest  in  its  grave  moments,  and  full  of  winning 
animation  when  the  sun  of  his  rich  humour  plays 
on  the  powerful  features.'' 

"It  is  not  altogether  a  sombre  journey  he 
makes  among  the  shadows,  but  apparently  one  of 
happy,  as  well  as  tender  experiences,  so  that 
laughter  is  not  necessarily  excluded  from  the 
exposition.  Do  not  let  that  be  misunderstood. 
There  was  no  intrusion  of  the  slightest  flippancy 
— Sir  Arthur,  the  whole  time,  exhibited  that 
attitude  of  reverence  and  humility  demanded  of 
one  traversing  a  domain  on  the  borderland  of 
the  tremendous.  Nothing  approaching  a  theat- 
rical presentation  of  the  case  for  Spiritualism 
marred  the  discourse.  It  was  for  the  most  part 
a  plain  statement.  First  things  had  to  be  said, 
and  the  explanatory  groundwork  laid  for  future 
development.  It  was  a  lucid,  illuminating 
introduction.' ' 

"  Sir  Arthur  had  a  budget  of  notes,  but  after 
he  had  turned  over  a  few  pages  he  sallied  forth 
with  fluent  independence  under  the  inspiration 
of  a  vast  mental  store  of  material.  A  finger 
jutted  out  now  and  again  with  a  thrust  of 
passionate  emphasis,  or  his  big  glasses  twirled 

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during  moments  of  descriptive  ease,  and  occas- 
sionally  both  hands  were  held  forward  as  though 
delivering  settled  points  to  the  audience  for  its 
examination.  A  clear,  well-disciplined  voice, 
excellent  diction,  and  conspicuous  sincerity  of 
manner  marked  the  lecture,  and  no  one  could 
have  found  fault  with  the  way  in  which  Sir  Arthur 
presented  his  case." 

'  The  lecturer  approached  the  audience  in  no 
spirit  of  impatient  dogmatism,  but  in  the  capa- 
city of  an  understanding  mind  seeking  to  illu- 
mine the  darkness  of  doubt  in  those  who  had 
not  shared  his  great  experiences.  He  did  not 
dictate,  but  reasoned  and  pleaded,  taking  the 
people  into  his  confidence  with  strong  conviction 
and  a  consoling  faith.  '  I  want  to  speak  to  you 
to-night  on  a  subject  which  concerns  the  destiny 
of  every  man  and  woman  in  this  room/  began 
Sir  Arthur,  bringing  everybody  at  once  into 
an  intimate  personal  circle.  '  No  doubt  the 
Almighty,  by  putting  an  angel  in  King  William 
Street,  could  convert  every  one  of  you  to 
Spiritualism,  but  the  Almighty  law  is  that  we 
must  use  our  own  brains,  and  find  out  our  own 
salvation,  and  it  is  not  made  too  easy  for  us/  " 

It  is  awkward  to  include  this  kindly  picture, 
and  yet  I  do  not  know  how  else  to  give  an  idea  of 
how  the  matter  seemed  to  a  friendly  observer. 
I  had  chosen  for  my  theme  the  scientific  aspect  of 
the  matter,  and  I  marshalled  my  witnesses  and 
showed  how  Professor  Mayo  corroborated  Pro- 
fessor Hare,  and  Professor  Challis  Professor  Mayo, 

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and  Sir  William  Crookes  all  his  predecessors,  while 
Russell  Wallace  and  Lombroso  and  Zollner  and 
Barrett,  and  Lodge,  and  many  more  had  all 
after  long  study  assented,  and  I  read  the  very 
words  of  these  great  men,  and  showed  how  bravely 
they  had  risked  their  reputations  and  careers  for 
what  they  knew  to  be  the  truth.  I  then  showed 
how  the  opposition  who  dared  to  contradict  them 
were  men  with  no  practical  experience  of  it  at  all. 
It  was  wonderful  to  hear  the  shout  of  assent  when 
I  said  that  what  struck  me  most  in  such  a  position 
was  its  colossal  impertinence.  That  shout  told 
me  that  my  cause  was  won,  and  from  then  onwards 
the  deep  silence  was  only  broken  by  the  occasional 
deep  murmur  of  heart-felt  agreement.  I  told 
them  the  evidence  that  had  been  granted  to  me, 
the  coming  of  my  son,  the  coming  of  my  brother, 
and  their  message.  "  Plough  !  Plough  !  others 
will  cast  the  seed."  It  is  hard  to  talk  of  such 
intimate  matters,  but  they  were  not  given  to  me 
for  my  private  comfort  alone,  but  for  that  of 
humanity.  Nothing  could  have  gone  better  than 
this  first  evening,  and  though  I  had  no  chairman 
and  spoke  for  ninety  minutes  without  a  pause,  I 
was  so  upheld — there  is  no  other  word  for  the 
sensation — that  I  was  stronger  at  the  end  than 
when  I  began.  A  leading  materialist  was  among 
my  audience.  "  I  am  profoundly  impressed/' 
said  he  to  Mr.  Smythe,  as  he  passed  him  in  the 
corridor.  That  stood  out  among  many  kind 
messages  which  reached  me  that  night. 

My  second  lecture,  two  nights  later,  was  on  the 
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the  phenomena  were  nothing,  mere  material  signals 
to  arrest  the  attention  of  a  material  world.     I  had 
shown  also  that  the  personal  benefit,  the  conquest 
of  death,  the  Communion  of  Saints,  was  a  high, 
but  not  the  highest  boon.     The  real  full  flower  of 
Spiritualism  was  what  the  wisdom  of  the  dead 
could  tell  us  about  their  own  conditions,   their 
present  experiences,  their  outlook  upon  the  secret 
of  the  universe,  and  the  testing  of  religious  truth 
from  the  viewpoint  of  two  worlds  instead  of  one. 
The  audience  was  more  silent  than  before,  but 
the  silence  was  that  of  suspense,  not  of  dissent, 
as  I  showed  them  from  message  after  message 
what  it  was  exactly  which  awaited  them  in  the 
beyond.     Even  I,  who  am  oblivious  as  a  rule  to 
my  audience,  became  aware  that  they  were  tense 
with    feeling    and    throbbing    with    emotion.     I 
showed  how  there  was  no  conflict  with  religion, 
in  spite  of  the  misunderstanding  of  the  churches, 
and  that  the  revelation  had  come  to  extend  and 
explain  the  old,  even  as  the  Christ  had  said  that 
he  had  much  more  to  tell  but  could  not  do  it  now. 
"  Entirely  new  ground  was  traversed/'  says  my 
kindly   chronicler,    "  and    the    audience    listened 
throughout     with     rapt     attention.     They    were 
obviously  impressed  by  the   earnestness   of  the 
speaker    and    his    masterly    presentation    of    the 
theme/ '     I  cannot  answer  for  the  latter  but  at 
least  I  can  for  the  former,  since  I  speak  not  of 
what  I  think  but  of  what  I  know.     How  can  a  man 
fail  to  be  earnest  then  ? 

A  few  days  later  I  followed  up  the  lectures  by 
two  exhibitions  of  psychic  pictures  and  photo- 

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graphs  upon  a  screen.  It  was  certainly  an 
amazing  experience  for  those  who  imagined  that 
the  whole  subject  was  dreamland,  and  they  freely 
admitted  that  it  staggered  them.  They  might 
well  be  surprised,  for  such  a  series  has  never  been 
seen,  I  believe,  before,  including  as  it  does  choice 
samples  from  the  very  best  collections.  I  showed 
them  the  record  of  miracle  after  miracle,  some  of 
them  done  under  my  very  eyes,  one  guaranteed 
by  Russell  Wallace,  three  by  Sir  William  Crookes, 
one  of  the  Geley  series  from  Paris,  two  of  Dr. 
Crawford's  medium  with  the  ecto-plasm  pour- 
ing from  her,  four  illustrating  the  absolutely  final 
Lydia  Haig  case  on  the  island  of  Rothesay,  several 
of  Mr.  Jeffrey's  collection  and  several  also  of  our 
own  Society  for  the  Study  of  Supernormal  Pic- 
tures, with  the  fine  photograph  of  the  face  within 
a  crystal.  No  wonder  that  the  audience  sat  spell- 
bound, while  the  local  press  declared  that  no  such 
exhibition  had  ever  been  seen  before  in  Australia. 
It  is  almost  too  overwhelming  for  immediate 
propaganda  purposes.  It  has  a  stunning,  dazing 
effect  upon  the  spectators.  Only  afterwards,  I 
think,  when  they  come  to  turn  it  all  over  in  their 
minds,  do  they  see  that  the  final  proof  has  been 
laid  before  them,  which  no  one  with  the  least  sense 
for  evidence  could  reject.  But  the  sense  for 
evidence  is  not,  alas,  a  universal  human  quality. 

I  am  continually  aware  of  direct  spirit  inter- 
vention in  my  own  life.  I  have  put  it  on  record 
in  my  "  New  Revelation  "  that  I  was  able  to  say 
that  the  turn  of  the  great  war  would  come  upon 
the  Piave  months  before  that  river  was  on  the 

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Italian  war  map.  This  was  recorded  at  the  time, 
before  the  fulfilment  which  occurred  more  than  a 
year  later — so  it  does  not  depend  upon  my  asser- 
tion. Again,  I  dreamed  the  name  of  the  ship 
which  was  to  take  us  to  Australia,  rising  in  the 
middle  of  the  night  and  writing  it  down  in  pencil 
on  my  cheque-book.  I  wrote  Nadera,  but  it  was 
actually  N  alder  a.  I  had  never  heard  that  such  a 
ship  existed  until  I  visited  the  P.  &  O.  office,  when 
they  told  me  we  should  go  by  the  Osterley,  while 
I,  seeing  the  N  alder  a  upon  the  list,  thought  "  No, 
that  will  be  our  ship  !  "  So  it  proved,  through  no 
action  of  our  own,  and  thereby  we  were  saved 
from  quarantine  and  all  manner  of  annoyance. 

Never  before  have  I  experienced  such  direct 
visible  intervention  as  occurred  during  my  first 
photographic  lecture  at  Adelaide.  I  had  shown  a 
slide  the  effect  of  which  depended  upon  a  single 
spirit  face  appearing  amid  a  crowd  of  others. 
The  slide  was  damp,  and  as  photos  under  these 
circumstances  always  clear  from  the  edges  when 
placed  in  the  lantern,  the  whole  centre  was  so 
thickly  fogged  that  I  was  compelled  to  admit  that 
I  could  not  myself  see  the  spirit  face.  Suddenly, 
as  I  turned  away,  rather  abashed  by  my  failure,  I 
heard  cries  of  "  There  it  is,"  and  looking  up  again 
I  saw  this  single  face  shining  out  from  the  general 
darkness  with  so  bright  and  vivid  an  effect  that 
I  never  doubted  for  a  moment  that  the  operator 
was  throwing  a  spot  light  upon  it,  my  wife  sharing 
my  impression.  I  thought  how  extraordinarily 
clever  it  was  that  he  should  pick  it  out  so  accur- 
ately at  the  distance.     So  the  matter  passed,  but 

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next  morning  Mr.  Thomas,  the  operator,  who  is 
not  a  Spiritualist,  came  in  great  excitement  to 
say  that  "a  palpable  miracle  had  been  wrought,  and 
that  in  his  great  experience  of  thirty  years  he  had 
never  known  a  photo  dry  from  the  centre,  nor,  as 
I  understood  him,  become  illuminated  in  such  a 
fashion.  Both  my  wife  and  I  were  surprised  to  learn 
that  he  had  thrown  no  ray  upon  it.  Mr.  Thomas 
told  us  that  several  experts  among  the  audience 
had  commented  upon  the  strangeness  of  the 
incident.  I,  therefore,  asked  Mr.  Thomas  if  he 
would  give  me  a  note  as  to  his  own  impression,  so 
as  to  furnish  an  independant  account.  This  is 
what  he  wrote  :  — 

"  Hindmarsh  Square,  Adelaide. 
"  In  Adelaide,  on  September  28th,  I  projected 
a  lantern  slide  containing  a  group  of  ladies  and 
gentlemen,  and  in  the  centre  of  the  picture,  when 
the  slide  was  reversed,  appeared  a  human  face. 
On  the  appearance  of  the  picture  showing  the 
group  the  fog  incidental  to  a  damp  or  new  slide 
gradually  appeared  covering  the  whole  slide, 
and  only  after  some  minutes  cleared,  and  then 
quite  contrary  to  usual  practice  did  so  from  a 
central  point  just  over  the  face  that  appeared  in 
the  centre,  and  refused  even  after  that  to  clear 
right  off  to  the  edge.  The  general  experience  is 
for  a  slide  to  clear  from  the  outside  edges  to  a 
common  centre.  Your  slide  cleared  only  suffi- 
ciently in  the  centre  to  show  the  face,  and  did 
not,  while  the  slide  was  on  view,  clear  any  more 
than  sufficient  to  show  that  face.     Thinking  that 

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perhaps  there  might  be  a  scientific  explanation 
to  this  phenomenon,  I  hesitated  before  writing 
you,  and  in  the  meantime  I  have  made  several 
experiments  but  have  not  in  any  one  particular 
experiment  obtained  the  same  result.  I  am 
'very  much  interested — as  are  hundreds  of  others 
who  personally  witnessed  the  phenomenon." 

Mr.  Thomas,  in  his  account,  has  missed  the  self- 
illuminated  appearance  of  the  face,  but  otherwise 
he  brings  out  the  points.  I  never  gave  occasion 
for  the  repetition  of  the  phenomenon,  for  in  every 
case  I  was  careful  that  the  slides  were  carefully 
dried  beforehand. 

So  much  for  the  lectures  at  Adelaide,  which  were 
five  in  all,  and  left,  as  I  heard  from  all  sides,  a 
deep  impression  upon  the  town.  Of  course,  the 
usual  abusive  messages  poured  in,  including  one 
which  wound  up  with  the  hearty  words  :  "  May 
you  be  struck  dead  before  you  leave  this  Common- 
wealth. "  From  Melbourne  I  had  news  that  before 
our  arrival  in  Australia  at  a  public  prayer  meeting 
at  the  Assembly  Hall,  Collins  Street,  a  Presbyterian 
prayed  that  we  might  never  reach  Australia's 
shores.  As  we  were  on  the  high  seas  at  the  time 
this  was  clearly  a  murderous  petition,  nor  could 
I  have  believed  it  if  a  friend  of  mine  had  not 
actually  been  present  and  heard  it.  On  the  other 
hand,  we  received  many  letters  of  sympathy  and 
thanks,  which  amply  atoned.  "  I  feel  sure  that 
many  mothers,  who  have  lost  their  sons  in  the 
war,  will,  wherever  you  go,  bless  you,  as  I  do,  for 
the  help  you  have  given."    As  this  was  the  object 

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of  our  journey  it  could  not  be  denied  that  we  had 
attained  our  end.  When  I  say  "  we,"  I  mean  that 
such  letters  with  inquiries  came  continually  to  my 
wife  as  well  as  myself,  though  she  answered  them 
with  far  greater  fullness  and  clearness  than  I  had 
time  to  do. 

Hotel  life  began  to  tell  upon  the  children,  who 
are  like  horses  with  a  profusion  of  oats  and  no 
exercise.  On  the  whole  they  were  wonderfully 
good.  When  some  domestic  crisis  wras  passed  the 
small  voice  of  Malcolm,  once  "  Dimples/'  was 
heard  from  the  darkness  of  his  bed,  saying,  "  Well, 
if  I  am  to  be  good  I  must  have  a  proper  start. 
Please  mammie,  say  one,  two,  three,  and  away  !  ' 
When  this  ceremony  had  been  performed  a  still 
smaller  voice  of  Baby  asked  the  same  favour,  so 
once  more  there  was  a  formal  start.  The  result  was 
intermittent,  and  it  is  as  well.  I  don't  believe  in 
angelic  children. 

The  Adelaide  doctors  entertained  me  to  dinner, 
and  I  was  pleased  to  meet  more  than  one  who 
had  been  of  my  time  at  Edinburgh.  They  seemed 
to  be  a  very  prosperous  body  of  men.  There  was 
much  interesting  conversation,  especially  from 
one  elderly  professor  named  Watson,  who  had 
known  Bully  Hayes  and  other  South  Sea  cele- 
brities in  the  semi-piratical,  black-birding  days. 
He  told  me  one  pretty  story.  They  landed  upon 
some  outlying  island  in  Carpentaria,  peopled  by 
real  primitive  blacks,  who  were  rounded  up  by  the 
ships  crew  on  one  of  the  peninsulas  which  formed 
the  end  of  the  island.  These  creatures,  the  lowest 
of  the  human  race,  huddled  together  in  consterna- 

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tion  while  the  white  men  trained  a  large  camera 
upon  them.  Suddenly  three  males  advanced  and 
made  a  speech  in  their  own  tongue  which,  when 
interpreted,  proved  to  be  an  offer  that  those  three 
should  die  in  exchange  for  the  lives  of  the  tribe. 
What  could  the  very  highest  do  more  than  this, 
and  yet  it  came  from  the  lowest  savages.  Truly, 
we  all  have  something  of  the  divine,  and  it  is  the 
very  part  which  will  grow  and  spread  until  it  has 
burned  out  all  the  rest.  "Be  a  Christ !  "  said 
brave  old  Stead.  At  the  end  of  countless  aeons 
we  may  all  reach  that  point  which  not  only  Stead 
but  St.  Paul  also  has  foreshadowed. 

I  refreshed  myself  between  lectures  by  going 
out  to  Nature  and  to  Bellchambers.  As  it  was 
twenty-five  miles  out  in  the  bush,  inaccessible  by 
rail,  and  only  to  be  approached  by  motor  roads 
which  were  in  parts  like  the  bed  of  a  torrent,  I 
could  not  take  my  wife,  though  the  boys,  after  the 
nature  of  boys,  enjoy  a  journey  the  more  for  its 
roughness.  It  was  a  day  to  remember.  I  saw 
lovely  South  Australia  in  the  full  beauty  of  the 
spring,  the  budding  girlhood  of  the  year,  with  all 
her  winsome  growing  graces  upon  her.  The 
brilliant  yellow  wattle  was  just  fading  upon  the 
trees,  but  the  sward  was  covered  with  star-shaped 
purple  flowers  of  the  knot-grass,  and  with  familiar 
home  flowers,  each  subtly  altered  by  their  trans- 
portation. It  was  wild  bush  for  part  of  the  way, 
but  mostly  of  the  second  growth  on  account  of 
forest  fires  as  much  as  the  woodman's  axe.  Bell- 
chambers  came  in  to  guide  us,  for  there  is  no  one 
to  ask  upon  these  desolate  tracks,  and  it  is  easy 

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to  get  bushed.  Mr.  Waite,  the  very  capable 
zoologist  of  the  museum,  joined  the  party,  and 
with  two  such  men  the  conversation  soon  got  to 
that  high  nature  talk  which  represents  the  really 
permanent  things  of  material  life — more  lasting 
than  thrones  and  dynasties.  I  learned  of  the 
strange  storks,  the  "  native  companions "  who 
meet,  500  at  a  time,  for  their  stately  balls,  where 
in  the  hush  of  the  bush  they  advance,  retreat, 
and  pirouette  in  their  dignified  minuets.  I  heard 
of  the  bower  birds,  who  decorate  their  homes  with 
devices  of  glass  and  pebbles.  There  was  talk,  too, 
of  the  little  red  beetles  who  have  such  cunning 
ways  that  they  can  fertilise  the  insectivorous 
plants  without  being  eaten,  and  of  the  great  ants 
who  get  through  galvanised  iron  by  the  aid  of 
some  acid-squirting  insect  which  they  bring  with 
them  to  the  scene  of  their  assault.  I  heard  also 
of  the  shark's  egg  which  Mr.  Waite  had  raped 
from  sixty  feet  deep  in  Sydney  Harbour,  descend- 
ing for  the  purpose  in  a  diver's  suit,  for  which  I 
raised  my  hat  to  him.  Deep  things  came  also 
from  Bellchambers'  store  of  knowledge  and  little 
glimpses  of  beautiful  humanity  from  this  true 
gentleman. 

"  Yes,"  he  said,  "  I  am  mostly  vegetarian. 
You  see,  I  know  the  beasts  too  well  to  bring 
myself  to  pick  their  bones.  Yes,  I'm  friends  with 
most  of  them.  Birds  have  more  sense  than 
animals  to  my  mind.  They  understand  you  like. 
They  know  what  you  mean.  Snakes  have  least  of 
any.  They  don't  get  friendly-like  in  the  same 
way.     But  Nature  helps  the  snakes  in  queer  ways. 

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Some  of  them  hatch  their  own  eggs,  and  when 
they  do  Nature  raises  the  temperature  of  their 
bodies.     That's  queer." 

I  carried  away  a  mixed  memory  of  the  things  I 
had  seen.  A  blue-headed  wren,  an  eagle  soaring 
in  the  distance  ;  a  hideous  lizard  with  a  huge  open 
mouth ;  a  laughing  jackass  which  refused  to 
laugh ;  many  more  or  less  tame  wallabies  and 
kangaroos ;  a  dear  little  'possum  which  got 
under  the  back  of  my  coat,  and  would  not  come 
out ;  noisy  mynah  birds  which  fly  ahead  and 
warn  the  game  against  the  hunter.  Good  little 
noisy  mynah  !  All  my  sympathies  are  with  you  ! 
I  would  do  the  same  if  I  could.  This  senseless 
lust  for  killing  is  a  disgrace  to  the  race.  We,  of 
England,  cannot  preach,  for  a  pheasant  battue  is 
about  the  worst  example  of  it.  But  do  let  the 
creatures  alone  unless  they  are  surely  noxious  ! 
When  Mr.  Bellchambers  told  us  how  he  had 
trained  two  ibises — the  old  religious  variety — 
and  how  both  had  been  picked  off  by  some 
unknown  local  "  sportsman  "  it  made  one  sad. 

We  had  a  touch  of  comedy,  however,  when  Mr. 
Bellchambers  attempted  to  expose  the  egg  of  the 
Mallee  fowl,  which  is  covered  a  foot  deep  in 
mould.  He  scraped  into  the  mound  with  his 
hands.  The  cock  watched  him  with  an  expression 
which  clearly  said  :  "  Confound  the  fellow  !  What 
is  he  up  to  now  ?  "  He  then  got  on  the  mound, 
and  as  quickly  as  Bellchambers  shovelled  the 
earth  out  he  kicked  it  back  again,  Bellchambers 
in  his  good-humoured  way  crying  "  Get  along 
with  you,  do  !  "     A  good  husband  is  the  Mallee 

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cock,  and  looks  after  the  family  interests.  But 
what  we  humans  would  think  if  we  were  born  deep 
underground  and  had  to  begin  our  career  by 
digging  our  way  to  the  surface,  is  beyond 
imagination. 

There  are  quite  a  clan  of  Bellchambers  living 
in  or  near  the  little  pioneer's  hut  built  in  a  clearing 
of  the  bush.  Mrs.  Bellchambers  is  of  Sussex,  as  is 
her  husband,  and  when  they  heard  that  we  were 
fresh  from  Sussex  also  it  wras  wonderful  to  see  the 
eager  look  that  came  upon  their  faces,  while  the 
bush-born  children  could  scarce  understand  what 
it  was  that  shook  the  solid  old  folk  to  their  marrow. 
On  the  walls  were  old  prints  of  the  Devil's  Dyke 
and  Firle  Beacon.  How  strange  that  old  Sussex 
should  be  wearing  out  its  very  life  in  its  care  for 
the  fauna  of  young  Australia.  This  remarkable 
man  is  unpaid  with  only  his  scanty  holding  upon 
which  to  depend,  and  many  dumb  mouths  de- 
pendent upon  him.  I  shall  rejoice  if  my  efforts 
in  the  local  press  serve  to  put  his  affairs  upon  a 
more  worthy  foundation,  and  to  make  South 
Australia  realise  what  a  valuable  instrument  lies 
to  her  hand. 

Before  I  left  Adelaide  I  learned  many  pleasing 
things  about  the  lectures,  which  did  away  with 
any  shadow  cast  by  those  numerous  corre- 
spondents who  seemed  to  think  that  we  were  still 
living  under  the  Mosaic  dispensation,  and  who 
were  so  absent-minded  that  they  usually  forgot  to 
sign  their  names.  It  is  a  curious  difference 
between  the  Christian  letters  of  abuse  and  those 
of    materialists,    that    the    former    are    usually 

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anonymous  and  the  latter  signed.  I  heard  of 
one  man,  a  lame  stockman,  who  had  come  300 
miles  from  the  other  side  of  Streaky  Bay  to 
attend  the  whole  course,  and  who  declared  that 
he  could  listen  all  night.  iVnother  seized  my 
hand  and  cried,  "  You  will  never  know  the  good 
you  have  done  in  this  town."  Well,  I  hope  it 
was  so,  but  I  only  regard  myself  as  the  plough. 
Others  must  follow  with  the  seed.  Knowledge, 
perseverance,  sanity,  judgment,  courage — we  ask 
some  qualities  from  our  disciples  if  they  are  to  do 
real  good.  Talking  of  moral  courage  I  would  say 
that  the  Governor  of  South  Australia,  Sir  Archibald 
Weigall  with  Lady  Weigall,  had  no  hesitation  in 
coming  to  support  me  with  their  presence.  By 
the  end  of  September  this  most  successful  mission 
in  Adelaide  was  accomplished,  and  early  in 
October  we  were  on  our  way  to  Melbourne,  which 
meant  a  long  night  in  the  train  and  a  few  hours 
of  the  next  morning  during  which  we  saw  the 
surface  diggings  of  Ballarat  on  every  side  of  the 
railway  line,  the  sandy  soil  pitted  in  every  direction 
with  the  shallow  claims  of  the  miners. 


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CHAPTER  IV 

Speculations  on  Paul  and  his  Master. — Arrival  at  Melbourne. — 
Attack  in  the  Argus. — Partial  press  boycott. — Strength 
of  the  movement. — The  Prince  of  Wales. — Victorian 
football. — Rescue  Circle  in  Melbourne. — Burke  and 
Wills'  statue. — Success  of  the  lectures. — Reception  at  the 
Auditorium.— Luncheon  of  the  British  Empire  League. — 
Mr.  Ryan's  experience. — The  Federal  Government. — Mr. 
Hughes'  personality. — The  mediumship  of  Charles 
Bailey. — His  alleged  exposure. — His  remarkable  record. — 
A  second  sitting. — The  Indian  nest. — A  remarkable  lecture. 
Arrival  of  Lord  Forster. — The  future  of  the  Empire. — 
Kindness  of  Australians. — Prohibition. — Horse-racing. 
— Roman  Catholic  policy. 

One  cannot  help  speculating  about  those  great 
ones  who  first  carried  to  the  world  the  Christian 
revelation.  What  were  their  domestic  ties ! 
There  is  little  said  about  them,  but  we  should 
never  have  known  that  Peter  had  a  wife  were  it 
not  for  a  chance  allusion  to  his  mother-in-law,  just 
as  another  chance  allusion  shows  us  that  Jesus 
was  one  of  a  numerous  family.  One  thing  can 
safely  be  said  of  Paul,  that  he  was  either  a  bachelor 
or  else  was  a  domestic  bully  with  a  very  submissive 
wife,  or  he  would  never  have  dared  to  express  his 
well  known  views  about  women.  As  to  his 
preaching,  he  had  a  genius  for  making  a  clear 
thing  obscure,  even  as  Jesus  had  a  genius  for 

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making  an  obscure  thing  clear.  Read  the  Sermon 
on  the  Mount  and  then  a  chapter  of  Paul  as  a  con- 
trast in  styles.  Apart  from  his  style  one  can 
reconstruct  him  as  a  preacher  to  the  extent  that 
he  had  a  powerful  voice — no  one  without  one 
could  speak  from  the  historic  rocky  pulpit  on  the 
hill  of  Mars  at  Athens,  as  I  ascertained  for  myself. 
The  slope  is  downwards,  sound  ascends,  and  the 
whole  conditions  are  abominable.  He  was  cer- 
tainly long-winded  and  probably  monotonous  in 
his  diction,  or  he  could  hardly  have  reduced  one  of 
his  audience  to  such  a  deep  sleep  that  he  fell  out 
of  the  window.  We  may  add  that  he  was  a  man 
of  brisk  courage  in  an  emergency,  that  he  was 
subject  to  such  sudden  trances  that  he  was  occa- 
sionally unaware  himself  whether  he  was  normal 
or  not,  and  that  he  was  probably  short-sighted, 
as  he  mistook  the  person  who  addressed  him,  and 
had  his  letters  usually  written  for  him.  At  least 
three  languages  were  at  his  command,  he  had  an 
intimate  and  practical  knowledge  of  the  occult, 
and  was  an  authority  upon  Jewish  law — a  good 
array  of  accomplishments  for  one  man. 

There  are  some  points  about  Paul's  august 
Master  which  also  help  in  a  reconstruction  of 
Himself  and  His  surroundings.  That  His  mother 
was  opposed  to  His  mission  is,  I  think,  very 
probable.  Women  are  dubious  about  spiritual 
novelties,  and  one  can  well  believe  that  her  heart 
ached  to  see  her  noble  elder  son  turn  from  the  sure 
competence  of  His  father's  business  at  Nazareth 
to  the  precarious  existence  of  a  wandering  preacher. 
This  domestic  opposition  clouded  Him  as  one  can 

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see  in  the  somewhat  cold,  harsh  words  which  He 
used  to  her,  and  his  mode  of  address  which  began 
simply  as  "  Woman."  His  assertion  to  the  dis- 
ciples that  one  who  followed  His  path  had  to  give 
up  his  family  points  to  the  same  thing.  No  doubt 
Mary  remained  with  the  younger  branches  at 
Nazareth  while  Jesus  pursued  His  ministry,  though 
she  came,  as  any  mother  would,  to  be  near  Him 
at  the  end. 

Of  His  own  personality  we  know  extraordinarily 
little,  considering  the  supreme  part  that  He 
played  in  the  world.  That  He  was  a  highly  trained 
psychic,  or  as  we  should  say,  medium,  is  obvious 
to  anyone  who  studies  the  miracles,  and  it  is  cer- 
tainly not  derogatory  to  say  that  they  were  done 
along  the  line  of  God's  law  rather  than  that  they 
were  inversions  of  it.  I  cannot  doubt  also  that 
he  chose  his  apostles  for  their  psychic  powers — 
if  not,  on  what  possible  principle  were  they 
selected,  since  they  were  neither  staunch  nor 
learned  ?  It  is  clear  that  Peter  and  James  and 
John  were  the  inner  circle  of  psychics,  since  they 
were  assembled  both  at  the  transfiguration  and 
at  the  raising  of  Jairus'  daughter.  It  is  from 
unlearned  open-air  men  who  are  near  Nature  that 
the  highest  psychic  powers  are  obtained.  It  has 
been  argued  that  the  Christ  was  an  Essene,  but 
this  seems  hard  to  believe,  as  the  Essenes  were  not 
only  secluded  from  the  world,  but  were  certainly 
vegetarians  and  total  abstainers,  while  Jesus  was 
neither.  On  the  other  hand  baptism  was  not  a 
Jewish  rite,  and  his  undergoing  it — if  He  did, 
indeed,  undergo  it — marks  Him  as  belonging  to 

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some  dissenting  sect.  I  say  "  if  He  did  "  because 
it  is  perfectly  certain  that  there  were  forgeries 
and  interpolations  introduced  into  the  Gospels  in 
order  to  square  their  teaching  with  the  practice 
of  the  Church  some  centuries  later.  One  would 
look  for  those  forgeries  not  in  the  ordinary  narra- 
tive, which  in  the  adult  years  bears  every  mark  of 
truth,  but  in  the  passages  which  support  cere- 
monial or  tributes  to  the  Church — such  as  the 
allusions  to  baptism,  "  Unless  a  man  be  born 
again,"  to  the  sacrament,  "  This  is  my  body, 
etc.,"  and  the  whole  story  of  Ananias  and  Sapphira, 
the  moral  of  which  is  that  it  is  dangerous  to  hold 
anything  back  from  the  Church. 

Physically  I  picture  the  Christ  as  an  extremely 
powerful  man.  I  have  known  several  famous 
healers  and  they  were  all  men  who  looked  as  if 
they  had  redundant  health  and  strength  to  give 
to  others.  His  words  to  the  sick  woman,  "  Who 
has  touched  me  ?  Much  power "  (dunamis  is 
the  word  in  the  original  Greek)  "  has  gone  out  of 
me,"  show  that  His  system  depended  upon  His 
losing  what  He  gave  to  others.  Therefore  He  was 
a  very  strong  man.  The  mere  feat  of  carrying  a 
wooden  cross  strong  enough  to  bear  a  man  from 
Jerusalem  to  Calvary,  up  a  hill,  is  no  light  one. 
It  is  the  details  which  convince  me  that  the  gospel 
narrative  is  correct  and  really  represents  an  actual 
event.  Take  the  incident  during  that  sad  journey 
of  Simon  of  Cyrene  having  helped  for  a  time  with 
the  cross.  Why  should  anyone  invent  such  a 
thing,  putting  an  actual  name  to  the  person  ? 
It  is  touches  of  this  kind  which  place  the  narrative 

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beyond  all  suspicion  of  being  a  pure  invention. 
Again  and  again  in  the  New  Testament  one  is 
confronted  with  incidents  which  a  writer  of  fiction 
recognises  as  being  beyond  the  reach  of  invention, 
because  the  inventor  does  not  put  in  things  which 
have  no  direct  bearing  upon  the  matter  in  hand. 
Take  as  an  example  how  the  maid,  seeing  Peter 
outside  the  door  after  his  escape  from  prison,  ran 
back  to  the  guests  and  said  that  it  was  his  angel 
(or  etheric  body)  which  was  outside.  Such  an 
episode  could  only  have  been  recorded  because  it 
actually  occurred. 

But  these  be  deep  waters.  Let  me  get  back  to 
my  own  humble  experiences,  these  interpolated 
thoughts  being  but  things  which  have  been  found 
upon  the  wayside  of  our  journey.  On  reaching 
Melbourne  we  were  greeted  at  the  station  by  a  few 
devoted  souls  who  had  waited  for  two  trains 
before  they  found  us.  Covered  with  the  flowers 
which  they  had  brought  we  drove  to  Menzies 
Hotel,  whence  we  moved  a  few  days  later  to  a  flat 
in  the  Grand,  where  we  were  destined  to  spend 
five  eventful  weeks.  We  found  the  atmosphere 
and  general  psychic  conditions  of  Melbourne  by  no 
means  as  pleasant  or  receptive  as  those  of  Adelaide, 
but  this  of  course  was  very  welcome  as  the  greater 
the  darkness  the  more  need  of  the  light.  If 
Spiritualism  had  been  a  popular  cult  in  Australia 
there  would  have  been  no  object  in  my  visit.  I 
was  welcome  enough  as  an  individual,  but  by  no 
means  so  as  an  emissary,  and  both  the  Churches 
and  the  Materialists,  in  most  unnatural  combina- 
tion, had  done  their  best  to  make  the  soil  stony 

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for  me.  Their  chief  agent  had  been  the  Argus,  a 
solid,  stodgy  paper,  which  amply  fulfilled  the 
material  needs  of  the  public,  but  was  not  given  to 
spiritual  vision.  This  paper  before  my  arrival 
had  a  very  violent  and  abusive  leader  which 
attracted  much  attention,  full  of  such  terms  as 
"  black  magic,"  "  Shamanism/'  "  witchcraft," 
"freak  religion,"  "cranky  faith,"  "cruelty," 
"  black  evil,"  "  poison,"  finishing  up  with  the 
assertion  that  I  represented  "  a  force  which  we 
believe  to  be  purely  evil."  This  was  from  a  paper 
which  whole-heartedly  supports  the  liquor  interest, 
and  has  endless  columns  of  betting  and  racing 
news,  nor  did  its  principles  cause  it  to  refuse  sub- 
stantial sums  for  the  advertising  of  my  lectures. 
Still,  however  arrogant  or  illogical,  I  hold  that  a 
paper  has  a  perfect  right  to  publish  and  uphold  its 
own  view,  nor  would  I  say  that  the  subsequent 
refusal  of  the  Argus  to  print  any  answer  to  its 
tirade  was  a  real  breach  of  the  ethics  of  journalism. 
Where  its  conduct  became  outrageous,  however, 
and  where  it  put  itself  beyond  the  pale  of  all 
literary  decency,  was  when  it  reported  my  first 
lecture  by  describing  my  wife's  dress,  my  own 
voice,  the  colour  of  my  spectacles,  and  not  a  word 
of  what  I  said.  It  capped  this  by  publishing  so- 
called  answers  to  me  by  Canon  Hughes,  and  by 
Bishop  Phelan — critics  whose  knowledge  of  the 
subject  seemed  to  begin  and  end  with  the  witch 
of  Endor — while  omitting  the  statements  to  which 
these  answers  applied.  Never  in  any  British 
town  have  I  found  such  reactionary  intolerance 
as  in  this  great  city,  for  though  the  Argus  was  the 

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chief  offender,  the  other  papers  were  as  timid  as 
rabbits  in  the  matter.  My  psychic  photographs 
which,  as  I  have  said,  are  the  most  wonderful 
collection  ever  shown  in  the  world,  were  received 
in  absolute  silence  by  the  whole  press,  though  it  is 
notorious  that  if  I  had  come  there  with  a  comic 
opera  or  bedroom  comedy  instead  of  with  the 
evidence  of  a  series  of  miracles,  I  should  have  had 
a  column.  This  seems  to  have  been  really  due  to 
moral  cowardice,  and  not  to  ignorance,  for  I  saw 
a  private  letter  afterwards  in  which  a  sub-editor 
remarked  that  he  and  the  chief  leader-writer  had 
both  seen  the  photographs  and  that  they  could 
see  no  possible  answer  to  them. 

There  was  another  and  more  pleasing  side  to 
the  local  conditions,  and  that  lay  in  the  numbers 
who  had  already  mastered  the  principles  of 
Spiritualism,  the  richer  classes  as  individuals, 
the  poorer  as  organised  churches.  They  were  so 
numerous  that  when  we  received  an  address  of 
welcome  in  the  auditorium  to  which  only  Spiritual- 
ists were  invited  by  ticket,  the  Hall,  which  holds 
two  thousand,  was  easily  filled.  This  would  mean  on 
the  same  scale  that  the  Spiritualists  of  London  could 
fill  the  Albert  Hall  several  times  over — as  no  doubt 
they  could.  Their  numbers  were  in  a  sense  an 
embarrassment,  as  I  always  had  the  fear  that  I  was 
addressing  the  faithful  instead  of  those  whom  I 
had  come  so  far  to  instruct.  On  the  whole  their 
quality  and  organisation  were  disappointing. 
They  had  a  splendid  spiritual  paper  in  their  midst, 
the  Harbinger  of  Light,  which  has  run  for  fifty 
years,  and  is  most  ably  edited  by  Mr.  Britton 

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Harvey.  When  I  think  of  David  Gow,  Ernest 
Oaten,  John  Lewis  and  Britton  Harvey  I  feel  that 
our  cause  is  indeed  well  represented  by  its  press. 
They  have  also  some  splendid  local  workers,  like 
Bloomfield  and  Tozer,  whole-hearted  and  apos- 
tolic. But  elsewhere  there  is  the  usual  tendency 
to  divide  and  to  run  into  vulgarities  and  extrava- 
gances in  which  the  Spiritual  has  small  share. 
Discipline  is  needed,  which  involves  central 
powers,  and  that  in  turn  means  command  of  the 
purse.  It  would  be  far  better  to  have  no  Spiritual 
churches  than  some  I  have  seen. 

However,  I  seem  to  have  got  to  some  of  my  final 
conclusions  at  Melbourne  before  I  have  begun  our 
actual  experience  there.  We  found  the  place 
still  full  of  rumours  and  talk  about  the  recent  visit 
of  the  Prince  of  Wales,  who  seems  to  have  a  perfect 
genius  for  making  himself  popular  and  beloved. 
May  he  remain  unspoiled  and  retain  the  fresh 
kindliness  of  his  youth.  His  success  is  due  not 
to  any  ordered  rule  of  conduct  but  to  a  perfectly 
natural  courtesy  which  is  his  essential  self  and 
needs  no  effort.  Our  waiter  at  the  hotel  who  had 
waited  upon  him  remarked  :  "  God  never  made 
anything  nearer  to  Nature  than  that  boy.  He 
spoke  to  me  as  he  might  have  spoken  to  the 
Governor/ '  It  was  a  fine  tribute,  and  character- 
istic of  the  humbler  classes  in  this  country,  who 
have  a  vigour  of  speech  and  an  independence  of 
view  which  is  very  refreshing.  Once  as  I  passed 
a  public  house,  a  broken  old  fellow  who  had  been 
leaning  against  the  wall  with  a  short  pipe  in  his 
mouth,  stepped  forward  to  me  and  said :  "lam 

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all  for  civil  and  religious  liberty.  There  is  plenty 
of  room  for  your  cult  here,  sir,  and  I  wish  you 
well  against  the  bigots/ '  I  wonder  from  what 
heights  that  old  fellow  had  fallen  before  he  brought 
up  against  the  public  house  wall  ? 

One  of  my  first  afternoons  in  Melbourne  was 
spent  in  seeing  the  final  tie  of  the  Victorian  football 
cup.  I  have  played  both  Rugby  and  Soccer,  and 
I  have  seen  the  American  game  at  its  best,  but  I 
consider  that  the  Victorian  system  has  some  points 
which  make  it  the  best  of  all — certainly  from  the 
spectacular  point  of  view.  There  is  no  off-side, 
and  you  get  a  free  kick  if  you  catch  the  ball. 
Otherwise  you  can  run  as  in  ordinary  Rugby, 
though  there  is  a  law  about  bouncing  the  ball  as 
you  run,  which  might,  as  it  seemed  to  me,  be  cut 
out  without  harming  the  game.  This  bouncing 
rule  was  put  in  by  Mr.  Harrison  who  drew  up  the 
original  rules,  for  the  chivalrous  reason  that  he 
was  himself  the  fastest  runner  in  the  Colony,  and 
he  did  not  wish  to  give  himself  any  advantage. 
There  is  not  so  much  man-handling  in  the  Victorian 
game,  and  to  that  extent  it  is  less  dramatic,  but  it 
is  extraordinarily  open  and  fast,  with  none  of  the 
packed  scrums  which  become  so  wearisome,  and 
with  linesmen  who  throw  in  the  ball  the  instant 
it  goes  out.  There  were  several  points  in  which 
the  players  seemed  better  than  our  best — one  was 
the  accurate  passing  by  low  drop  kicking,  very 
much  quicker  and  faster  than  a  pass  by  hand. 
Another  was  the  great  accuracy  of  the  place 
kicking  and  of  the  screw  kicking  when  a  runner 
would  kick  at  right  angles  to  his  course.    There 

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were  four  long  quarters,  and  yet  the  men  were  in 
such  condition  that  they  were  going  hard  at  the 
end.  They  are  all,  I  understand,  semi-professionals. 
Altogether  it  was  a  very  fine  display,  and  the 
crowd  was  much  excited.  It  was  suggestive  that 
the  instant  the  last  whistle  blew  a  troop  of  mounted 
police  cantered  over  the  ground  and  escorted  the 
referees  to  the  safety  of  the  pavilion. 

I  began  at  once  to  endeavour  to  find  out  the 
conditions  of  local  Spiritualism,  and  had  a  long 
conversation  with  Mr.  Tozer,  the  chairman  of  the 
movement,  a  slow-talking,  steady-eyed  man,  of  the 
type  that  gets  a  grip  and  does  not  easily  let  go. 
After  explaining  the  general  situation,  which  needs 
some  explanation  as  it  is  full  of  currents  and  cross- 
currents caused  by  individual  schisms  and  seces- 
sions, he  told  me  in  his  gentle,  earnest  way  some  of 
his  own  experiences  in  his  home  circle  which 
corroborate  much  which  I  have  heard  elsewhere. 
He  has  run  a  rescue  circle  for  the  instruction  of 
the  lower  spirits  who  are  so  material  that  they 
can  be  reached  more  easily  by  humanity  than  by 
the  higher  angels.  The  details  he  gave  me  were 
almost  the  same  as  those  given  by  Mr.  MacFarlane 
of  Southsea  who  had  a  similar  circle  of  which  Mr. 
Tozer  had  certainly  never  heard.  A  wise  spirit 
control  dominates  the  proceedings.  The  medium 
goes  into  trance.  The  spirit  control  then  explains 
what  it  is  about  to  do,  and  who  the  spirit  is  who 
is  about  to  be  reformed.  The  next  scene  is  often 
very  violent,  the  medium  having  to  be  held  down 
and  using  rough  language.  This  comes  from 
some  low  spirit  who  has  suddenly  found  this  means 

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of  expressing  himself.  At  other  times  the  language 
is  not  violent  but  only  melancholy,  the  spirit 
declaring  that  he  is  abandoned  and  has  not  a 
friend  in  the  universe.  Some  do  not  realise  that 
they  are  dead,  but  only  that  they  wander  all  alone, 
under  conditions  they  could  not  understand,  in  a 
cloud  of  darkness. 

Then  comes  the  work  of  regeneration.  They  are 
reasoned  with  and  consoled.  Gradually  they 
become  more  gentle.  Finally,  they  accept  the 
fact  that  they  are  spirits,  that  their  condition  is 
their  own  making,  and  that  by  aspiration  and 
repentance  they  can  win  their  way  to  the  light. 
When  one  has  found  the  path  and  has  returned 
thanks  for  it,  another  case  is  treated.  As  a  rule 
these  errant  souls  are  unknown  to  fame.  Often 
they  are  clergymen  whose  bigotry  has  hindered 
development.  Occasionally  some  great  sinner  of 
the  past  may  come  into  view.  I  have  before  me 
a  written  lament  professing  to  come  from  Alva, 
the  bigoted  governor  of  the  Lowlands.  It  is 
gruesome  enough.  "  Picture  to  yourself  the  hell 
I  was  in.  Blood,  blood  everywhere,  corpses  on 
all  sides,  gashed,  maimed,  mutilated,  quivering 
with  agony  and  bleeding  at  every  pore  !  At  the 
same  time  thousands  of  voices  were  raised  in 
bitter  reproaches,  in  curses  and  execrations ! 
Imagine  the  appalling  spectacle  of  this  multitude 
of  the  dead  and  dying,  fresh  from  the  flames, 
from  the  sword,  the  rack,  the  torture  chambers 
and  the  gibbet ;  and  the  pandemonium  of  voices 
shrieking  out  the  most  terrible  maledictions ! 
Imagine  never  being  able  to  get  away  from  these 

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sights  and  sounds,  and  then  tell  me,  was  I  no' 
in  hell  ?  — a  hell  of  greater  torment  than  that  to 
which  I  believed  all  heretics  were  consigned.  Such 
was  the  hell  of  the  '  bloody  Alva/  from  which  I 
have  been  rescued  by  what  seems  to  me  a  great 
merciful  dispensation  of  Almighty  God." 

Sometimes  in  Mr.  Tozer's  circle  the  souls  of 
ancient  clerics  who  have  slumbered  long  show 
their  first  signs  of  resuscitation,  still  bearing  their 
old-world  intolerance  with  them.  The  spirit  con- 
trol purports  to  be  a  well-educated  Chinaman, 
whose  presence  and  air  of  authority  annoy  the 
ecclesiastics  greatly.  The  petrified  mind  leads  to 
a  long  period  of  insensibility  which  means  loss  of 
ground  and  of  time  in  the  journey  towards  happi- 
ness. I  was  present  at  the  return  of  one  alleged 
Anglican  Bishop  of  the  eighteenth  century,  who 
spoke  with  great  intolerance.  When  asked  if  he 
had  seen  the  Christ  he  answered  that  he  had  not 
and  that  he  could  not  understand  it.  When  asked 
if  he  still  considered  the  Christ  to  be  God  he 
threw  up  his  hand  and  shouted  violently,  "  Stop  ! 
That  is  blasphemy  !  "  The  Chinese  control  said, 
"  He  stupid  man.  Let  him  wait.  He  learn 
better  " — and  removed  him.  He  was  succeeded 
by  a  very  noisy  and  bigoted  Puritan  divine  who 
declared  that  no  one  but  devils  would  come 
to  a  seance.  On  being  asked  whether  that  meant 
that  he  was  himself  a  devil  he  became  so  abusive 
that  the  Chinaman  once  more  had  to  intervene. 
I  quote  all  this  as  a  curious  sidelight  into  some 
developments  of  the  subject  which  are  familiar 
enough  to  students,  but  not  to  the  general  public. 

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It  is  easy  at  a  distance  to  sneer  at  such  things  and 
to  ask  for  their  evidential  value,  but  they  are  very 
impressive  to  those  who  view  them  at  closer 
quarters.  As  to  evidence,  I  am  informed  that 
several  of  the  unfortunates  have  been  identified  in 
this  world  through  the  information  which  they 
gave  of  their  own  careers. 

Melbourne  is  a  remarkable  city,  far  more  solid 
and  old-established  than  the  European  visitor 
would  expect.  We  spent  some  days  in  exploring 
it.  There  are  few  cities  which  have  the  same 
natural  advantages,  for  it  is  near  the  sea,  with 
many  charming  watering  places  close  at  hand, 
while  inland  it  has  some  beautiful  hills  for  the 
week-end  villas  of  the  citizens.  Edinburgh  is  the 
nearest  analogy  which  I  can  recall.  Parks  and 
gardens  are  beautiful,  but,  as  in  most  British 
cities,  the  public  statues  are  more  solid  than 
impressive.  The  best  of  them,  that  to  Burke 
and  Wills,  the  heroic  explorers,  has  no  name 
upon  it  to  signify  who  the  two  figures  are,  so  that 
they  mean  nothing  at  all  to  the  casual  observer, 
in  spite  of  some  excellent  bas-reliefs,  round  the 
base,  which  show  the  triumphant  start  and  the 
terrible  end  of  that  tragic  but  successful  journey, 
which  first  penetrated  the  Continent  from  south 
to  north.  Before  our  departure  I  appealed  in  the 
press  to  have  this  omission  rectified  and  it  was, 
I  believe,  done. 

Mr.  Smythe,  my  agent,  had  been  unfortunate 
in  being  unable  to  secure  one  of  the  very  few 
large  halls  in  Melbourne,  so  we  had  to  confine  our- 
selves to  the  Playhouse  which  has  only  seating 

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for  about  1,200.  Here  I  opened  on  October  5th, 
following  my  lectures  up  in  the  same  order  as  in 
Adelaide.  The  press  was  very  shy,  but  nothing 
could  have  exceeded  the  warmth  and  receptivity 
of  my  hearers.  Yet  on  account  of  the  inadequate 
reports  of  the  press,  with  occasional  total  sup- 
pression, no  one  who  was  not  present  could  have 
imagined  how  packed  was  the  house,  or  how 
unanimous  the  audience. 

On  October  14th  the  Spiritualists  filled  the 
Auditorium  and  had  a  special  service  of  welcome 
for  ourselves.  When  I  went  down  to  it  in  the 
tram,  the  conductor,  unaware  of  my  identity,  said, 
when  I  asked  to  be  put  down  at  the  Auditorium, 
"  It's  no  use,  sir  ;  it's  jam  full  an  hour  ago." 
"  The  Pilgrims/ '  as  they  called  us,  were  in  special 
seats,  the  seven  of  us  all  in  a  line  upon  the  right 
of  the  chair.  Many  kind  things  were  said,  and  I 
replied  as  best  I  might.  The  children  will  carry 
the  remembrance  of  that  warm-hearted  reception 
through  their  lives,  and  they  are  not  likely  to 
forget  how  they  staggered  home,  laden  with  the 
flowers  which  were  literally  heaped  upon  them. 

The  British  Empire  League  also  entertained  my 
wife  and  myself  to  lunch,  a  very  select  company 
assembling  who  packed  the  room.  Sir  Joseph 
Cook,  Federal  Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer,  made 
a  pleasant  speech,  recalling  our  adventures  upon 
the  Somme,  when  he  had  his  baptism  of  fire.  In 
my  reply  I  pulled  the  leg  of  my  audience  with 
some  success,  for  I  wound  up  by  saying,  very 
solemnly,  that  I  was  something  greater  than 
Governments  and  the  master  of  Cabinet  Ministers. 

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By  the  time  I  had  finished  my  tremendous  claims 
I  am  convinced  that  they  expected  some  ex- 
travagant occult  pretension,  whereas  I  actually 
wound  up  with  the  words,  "for  I  am  the  man  in 
the  street."  There  was  a  good  deal  of  amusement 
caused. 

Mr.  Thomas  Ryan,  a  very  genial  and  capable 
member  of  the  State  Legislature,  took  the  chair  at 
this  function.  He  had  no  particular  psychic 
knowledge,  but  he  was  deeply  impressed  by  an 
experience  in  London  in  the  presence  of  that 
remarkable  little  lady,  Miss  Scatcherd.  Mr.  Ryan 
had  said  that  he  wanted  some  evidence  before  he 
could  accept  psychic  philosophy,  upon  which  Miss 
Scatcherd  said  :  "  There  is  a  spirit  beside  you  now. 
He  conveys  to  me  that  his  name  is  Roberts.  He 
says  he  is  worried  in  his  mind  because  the  home 
which  you  prepared  for  his  widow  has  not  been 
legally  made  over  to  her/'  All  this  applied  to  a 
matter  in  Adelaide.  In  that  city,  according  to 
Mr.  Ryan,  a  seance  was  held  that  night,  Mr. 
Victor  Cromer  being  the  medium,  at  which  a 
message  came  through  from  Roberts  saying  that 
he  was  now  easy  in  his  mind  as  he  had  managed  to 
convey  his  trouble  to  Mr.  Ryan  who  could  set  it 
right.  When  these  psychic  laws  are  understood 
the  dead  as  well  as  the  living  will  be  relieved  from 
a  load  of  unnecessary  care ;  but  how  can  these  laws 
be  ignored  or  pooh-poohed  in  the  face  of  such 
instances  as  this  which  I  have  quoted  ?  They  are 
so  numerous  now  that  it  is  hardly  an  exaggera- 
tion to  say  that  every  circle  of  human  beings 
which  meets  can  supply  one. 

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Mr.  Hughes  was  good  enough  to  ask  me  to 
meet  the  members  of  the  Federal  Government  at 
lunch,  and  the  experience  was  an  interesting  one, 
for  here  round  one  small  table  were  those  who 
were  shaping  the  course  of  this  young  giant  among 
the  nations.  They  struck  me  as  a  practical  hard- 
worked  rough-and-ready  lot  of  men.  Mr.  Hughes 
dominated  the  conversation,  which  necessarily 
becomes  one-sided  as  he  is  very  deaf,  though  his 
opponents  say  that  he  has  an  extraordinary  knack 
of  hearing  what  he  is  not  meant  to  hear.  He  told 
us  a  series  of  anecdotes  of  his  stormy  political 
youth  with  a  great  deal  of  vivacity,  the  whole 
company  listening  in  silence.  He  is  a  hard,  wiry 
man,  with  a  high-nosed  Red  Indian  face,  and  a 
good  deal  of  healthy  devilry  in  his  composition — 
a  great  force  for  good  during  the  war. 

After  lunch  he  conducted  me  through  the  library, 
and  coming  to  a  portrait  of  Clemenceau  he  cried  : 
"  That's  the  man  I  learned  to  admire  in  Europe." 
Then,  turning  to  one  of  Wilson,  he  added,  "  And 
that's  the  man  I  learned  to  dislike."  He  added  a 
number  of  instances  of  Wilson's  ignorance  of 
actual  conditions,  and  of  his  ungenial  coldness 
of  heart.  "If  he  had  not  been  so  wrapped  in 
himself,  and  if  he  had  taken  Lodge  or  some  other 
Republican  with  him,  all  could  have  easily  been 
arranged."  I  feel  that  I  am  not  indiscreet  in 
repeating  this,  for  Hughes  is  not  a  man  who 
conceals  his  opinions  from  the  world. 

I  have  been  interested  in  the  medium  Bailey, 
who  was  said  to  have  been  exposed  in  France  in 
1 910.     The  curious  will  find  the  alleged  exposure 

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in  "  Annals  of  Psychical  Science/'  Vol.  IX. 
Bailey  is  an  apport  medium — that  is  to  say,  that 
among  his  phenomena  is  the  bringing  of  objects 
which  are  said  to  come  from  a  distance,  passing 
through  the  walls  and  being  precipitated  down 
upon  the  table.  These  objects  are  of  the  strangest 
description — Assyrian  tablets  (real  or  forged), 
tortoises,  live  birds,  snakes,  precious  stones,  &c. 
In  this  case,  after  being  searched  by  the  committee, 
he  was  able  to  produce  two  live  birds  in  the  seance 
room.  At  the  next  sitting  the  committee  pro- 
posed an  obscene  and  absurd  examination  of  the 
medium,  which  he  very  rightly  resented  and 
refused.  They  then  confidently  declared  that  on 
the  first  occasion  the  two  live  birds  were  in  his 
intestines,  a  theory  so  absurd  that  it  shakes  one's 
confidence  in  their  judgment.  They  had,  however, 
some  more  solid  grounds  for  a  charge  against  him, 
for  they  produced  a  married  couple  who  swore 
that  they  had  sold  three  such  birds  with  a  cage  to 
Bailey  some  days  before.  This  Bailey  denied, 
pointing  out  that  he  could  neither  speak  French, 
nor  had  he  ever  had  any  French  money,  which 
Professor  Reichel,  who  brought  him  from  Australia, 
corroborated.  However,  the  committee  con- 
sidered the  evidence  to  be  final,  and  the  seances 
came  to  an  end,  though  Colonel  de  Rochas,  the 
leading  member,  wound  up  the  incident  by  writing  : 
"  Are  we  to  conclude  from  the  fraud  that  we  have 
witnessed  that  all  Bailey's  apports  may  have 
been  fraudulent  ?  I  do  not  think  so,  and  this 
is  also  the  opinion  of  the  members  of  the  com- 
mittee,  who    have    had    much    experience    with 

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mediums  and  are  conversant  with  the  literature  of 
the  subject." 

Reading  the  alleged  exposure,  one  is  struck,  as 
so  often  in  such  cases,  with  its  unsatisfactory 
nature.  There  is  the  difficulty  of  the  language 
and  the  money.  There  is  the  disappearance  of 
the  third  bird  and  the  cage.  Above  all,  how  did 
the  birds  get  into  the  carefully-guarded  seance 
room,  especially  as  Bailey  was  put  in  a  bag 
during  the  proceedings  ?  The  committee  say  the 
bag  may  not  have  been  efficient,  but  they  also 
state  that  Bailey  desired  the  control  to  be  made 
more  effective.  Altogether  it  is  a  puzzling  case. 
On  my  applying  to  Bailey  himself  for  information, 
he  declared  roundly  that  he  had  been  the  victim  of 
a  theological  plot  with  suborned  evidence.  The 
only  slight  support  which  I  can  find  for  that  view 
is  that  there  was  a  Rev.  Doctor  among  his  accusers. 
I  was  told  independently  that  Professor  Reichel, 
before  his  death  in  1918,  came  also  to  the  conclu- 
sion that  there  had  been  a  plot.  But  in  any  case 
most  of  us  will  agree  with  Mr.  Stanford,  Bailey's 
Australian  patron,  that  the  committee  would  have 
been  wise  to  say  nothing,  continue  the  sittings, 
and  use  their  knowledge  to  get  at  some  more 
complete  conclusion. 

With  such  a  record  one  had  to  be  on  one's 
guard  with  Mr.  Bailey.  I  had  a  sitting  in  my 
room  at  the  hotel  to  which  I  invited  ten  guests, 
but  the  results  were  not  impressive.  We  saw 
so-called  spirit  hands,  which  were  faintly  luminous, 
but  I  was  not  allowed  to  grasp  them,  and  they 
were  never  further  from  the  medium  than  he  could 

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have  reached.  All  this  was  suspicious  but  not 
conclusive.  On  the  other  hand,  there  was  an 
attempt  at  a  materialisation  of  a  head,  which  took 
the  form  of  a  luminous  patch,  and  seemed  to  some 
of  the  sitters  to  be  further  from  the  cabinet  than 
could  be  reached.  We  had  an  address  purporting 
to  come  from  the  control,  Dr.  Whitcombe,  and 
we  also  had  a  message  written  in  bad  Italian. 
On  the  whole  it  was  one  of  those  baffling  sittings 
which  leave  a  vague  unpleasant  impression,  and 
there  was  a  disturbing  suggestion  of  cuffs  about 
those  luminous  hands. 

I  have  been  reading  Bailey's  record,  however, 
and  I  cannot  doubt  that  he  has  been  a  great  apport 
medium.  The  results  were  far  above  all  possible 
fraud,  both  in  the  conditions  and  in  the  articles 
brought  into  the  room  by  spirit  power.  For 
example,  I  have  a  detailed  account  published  by 
Dr.  C.  W.  McCarthy,  of  Sydney,  under  the  title, 
"  Rigid  Tests  of  the  Occult."  During  these  tests 
Bailey  was  sealed  up  in  a  bag,  and  in  one  case  was 
inside  a  cage  of  mosquito  curtain.  The  door  and 
windows  were  secured  and  the  fire-place  blocked. 
The  sitters  were  all  personal  friends,  but  they 
mutually  searched  each  other.  The  medium  was 
stripped  naked  before  the  seance.  Under  these 
stringent  conditions  during  a  series  of  six  sittings 
138  articles  were  brought  into  the  room,  which 
included  eighty-seven  ancient  coins  (mostly  of 
Ptolemy) ,  eight  live  birds,  eighteen  precious  stones 
of  modest  value  and  varied  character,  two  live 
turtles,  seven  inscribed  Babylonian  tablets,  one 
Egyptian     Scarabaeus,    an     Arabic     newspaper, 

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a  leopard  skin,  four  nests  and  many  other  things. 
It  seems  to  me  perfect  nonsense  to  talk  about 
these  things  being  the  results  of  trickery.  I  may 
add  that  at  a  previous  test  meeting  they  had  a 
young  live  shark  about  i|  feet  long,  which  was 
tangled  with  wet  seaweed  and  flopped  about  on 
the  table.  Dr.  McCarthy  gives  a  photograph  of 
the  creature. 

My  second  sitting  with  Bailey  was  more  success- 
ful than  the  first.  On  his  arrival  I  and  others 
searched  him  and  satisfied  ourselves  he  carried 
nothing  upon  him.  I  then  suddenly  switched  out 
all  the  lights,  for  it  seemed  to  me  that  the  luminous 
hands  of  the  first  sitting  might  be  the  result  of 
phosphorised  oil  put  on  before  the  meeting  and 
only  visible  in  complete  darkness,  so  that  it  could 
defy  all  search.  I  was  wrong,  however,  for  there 
was  no  luminosity  at  all.  We  then  placed  Mr. 
Bailey  in  the  corner  of  the  room,  lowered  the  lights 
without  turning  them  out,  and  waited.  Almost 
at  once  he  breathed  very  heavily,  as  one  in  trance, 
and  soon  said  something  in  a  foreign  tongue 
which  was  unintelligible  to  me.  One  of  our 
friends,  Mr.  Cochrane,  recognised  it  as  Indian,  and 
at  once  answered,  a  few  sentences  being  inter- 
changed. In  English  the  voice  then  said  that  he 
was  a  Hindoo  control  who  was  used  to  bring 
apports  for  the  medium,  and  that  he  would,  he 
hoped,  be  able  to  bring  one  for  us.  "  Here  it  is," 
he  said  a  moment  later,  and  the  medium's  hand 
was  extended  with  something  in  it.  The  light 
was  turned  full  on  and  we  found  it  was  a  very 
perfect    bird's    nest,    beautifully    constructed    of 

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some  very  fine  fibre  mixed  with  moss.  It  stood 
about  two  inches  high  and  had  no  sign  of  any 
flattening  which  would  have  come  with  conceal- 
ment. The  size  would  be  nearly  three  inches 
across.  In  it  lay  a  small  egg,  white,  with  tiny 
brown  speckles.  The  medium,  or  rather  the 
Hindoo  control  acting  through  the  medium, 
placed  the  egg  on  his  palm  and  broke  it,  some  fine 
albumen  squirting  out.  There  was  no  trace  of 
yolk.  "  We  are  not  allowed  to  interfere  with 
life,"  said  he.  "  If  it  had  been  fertilised  we  could 
not  have  taken  it."  These  words  were  said  before 
he  broke  it,  so  that  he  was  aware  of  the  condition 
of  the  egg,  which  certainly  seems  remarkable. 

"  Where  did  it  come  from  ?  "  I  asked. 

"  From  India." 

"  What 'bird  is  it  ?  " 

"  They  call  it  the  jungle  sparrow." 

The  nest  remained  in  my  possession,  and  I 
spent  a  morning  with  Mr.  Chubb,  of  the  local 
museum,  to  ascertain  if  it  was  really  the  nest  of 
such  a  bird.  It  seemed  too  small  for  an  Indian 
sparrow,  and  yet  we  could  not  match  either  nest 
or  egg  among  the  Australian  types.  Some  of  Mr. 
Bailey's  other  nests  and  eggs  have  been  actually 
identified.  Surely  it  is  a  fair  argument  that 
while  it  is  conceivable  that  such  birds  might  be 
imported  and  purchased  here,  it  is  really  an  insult 
to  one's  reason  to  suppose  that  nests  with  fresh 
eggs  in  them  could  also  be  in  the  market.  There- 
fore I  can  only  support  the  far  more  extended 
experience  and  elaborate  tests  of  Dr.  McCarthy 
of  Sydney,  and  affirm  that  I  believe  Mr.  Charles 

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Bailey  to  be  upon  occasion  a  true  medium,  with  a 
very  remarkable  gift  for  apports. 

It  is  only  right  to  state  that  when  I  returned  to 
London  I  took  one  of  Bailey's  Assyrian  tablets 
to  the  British  Museum  and  that  it  was  pronounced 
to  be  a  forgery.  Upon  further  inquiry  it  proved 
that  these  forgeries  are  made  by  certain  Jews  in 
a  suburb  of  Bagdad — and,  so  far  as  is  known, 
only  there.  Therefore  the  matter  is  not  much 
further  advanced.  To  the  transporting  agency 
it  is  at  least  possible  that  the  forgery,  steeped  in 
recent  human  magnetism,  is  more  capable  of  being 
handled  than  the  original  taken  from  a  mound. 
Bailey  has  produced  at  least  a  hundred  of  these 
things,  and  no  Custom  House  officer  has  deposed 
how  they  could  have  entered  the  country.  On 
the  other  hand,  Bailey  told  me  clearly  that  the 
tablets  had  been  passed  by  the  British  Museum, 
so  that  I  fear  that  I  cannot  acquit  him  of  tampering 
with  truth — and  just  there  lies  the  great  difficulty 
of  deciding  upon  his  case.  But  one  has  always  to 
remember  that  physical  mediumship  has  no  con- 
nection one  way  or  the  other  with  personal 
character,  any  more  than  the  gift  of  poetry. 

To  return  to  this  particular  seance,  it  was 
unequal.  We  had  luminous  hands,  but  they  were 
again  within  reach  of  the  cabinet  in  which  the 
medium  was  seated.  We  had  also  a  long  address 
from  Dr.  Whitcombe,  the  learned  control,  in  which 
he  discoursed  like  an  absolute  master  upon 
Assyrian  and  Roman  antiquities  and  psychic 
science.  It  was  really  an  amazing  address,  and  if 
Bailey  were  the  author  of  it  I  should  hail  him  as  a 

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master  mind.  He  chatted  about  the  Kings  of 
Babylon  as  if  he  had  known  them  all,  remarked 
that  the  Bible  was  wrong  in  calling  Belthazar 
King  as  he  was  only  Crown  Prince,  and  put  in  all 
those  easy  side  allusions  which  a  man  uses  when 
he  is  absolutely  full  of  his  subject.  Upon  his 
asking  for  questions,  I  said :  "  Please  give  me  some 
light  as  to  the  dematerialisation  and  subsequent 
reassembly  of  an  object  such  as  a  bird's  nest/' 
"  It  involves/'  he  answered,  "some  factors  which  are 
beyond  your  human  science  and  which  could  not 
be  made  clear  to  you.  At  the  same  time  you  may 
take  as  a  rough  analogy  the  case  of  water  which 
is  turned  into  steam,  and  then  this  steam  which  is 
invisible,  is  conducted  elsewhere  to  be  reassembled 
as  visible  water."  I  thought  this  explanation 
was  exceedingly  apt,  though  of  course  I  agree  that 
it  is  only  a  rough  analogy.  On  my  asking  if  there 
were  libraries  and  facilities  for  special  study  in 
the  next  world,  he  said  that  there  certainly  were, 
but  that  instead  of  studying  books  they  usually 
studied  the  actual  objects  themselves.  All  he 
said  was  full  of  dignity  and  wisdom.  It  was 
curious  to  notice  that,  learned  as  he  was,  Dr. 
Whitcombe  always  referred  back  with  reverence 
to  Dr.  Robinson,  another  control  not  present  at 
the  moment,  as  being  the  real  expert.  I  am  told 
that  some  of  Dr.  Robinson's  addresses  have  fairly 
amazed  the  specialists.  I  notice  that  Col.  de 
Rochas  in  his  report  was  equally  impressed  by 
Bailey's  controls. 

I  fear  that  my  psychic  experiences  are  pushing 
my  travels  into  the  background,  but  I  warned  the 

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reader  that  it  might  be  so  when  first  we  joined 
hands.  To  get  back  to  the  earth,  let  me  say  that 
I  saw  the  procession  when  the  new  Governor- 
General,  Lord  Forster,  with  his  charming  wife, 
made  their  ceremonial  entry  into  Melbourne,  with 
many  workman-like  Commonwealth  troops  before 
and  behind  their  carriage.  I  knew  Lord  Forster 
of  old,  for  we  both  served  upon  a  committee  over 
the  Olympic  Games,  so  that  he  gave  quite  a  start 
of  surprised  recognition  when  his  quick  eye  fell 
upon  my  face  in  the  line  of  spectators.  He  is  a 
man  who  cannot  fail  to  be  popular  here,  for  he  has 
the  physical  as  well  as  the  mental  qualities.  Our 
stay  in  Melbourne  was  afterwards  made  more 
pleasant  by  the  gracious  courtesy  of  Government 
House  for,  apart  from  attending  several  functions, 
we  were  invited  to  a  special  dinner,  after  which  I 
exhibited  upon  a  screen  my  fairy  portraits  and  a 
few  of  my  other  very  wonderful  psychic  photo- 
graphs. It  was  not  an  occasion  when  I  could 
preach,  but  no  quick  intelligence  could  be  brought 
in  contact  with  such  phenomena  without  asking 
itself  very  seriously  what  lay  behind  them.  When 
that  question  is  earnestly  asked  the  battle  is  won. 
One  asks  oneself  what  will  be  the  end  of  this 
system  of  little  viceroys  in  each  State  and  a  big 
viceroy  in  the  Capital — however  capable  and 
excellent  in  themselves  such  viceroys  may  be. 
The  smaller  courts  are,  I  understand,  already 
doomed,  and  rightly  so,  since  there  is  no  need  for 
them  and  nothing  like  them  elsewhere.  There 
is  no  possible  purpose  that  they  serve  save  to 
impose  a  nominal  check,   which  is  never  used, 

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upon  the  legislation.  The  Governor-Generalship 
will  last  no  doubt  until  Australia  cuts  the  painter, 
or  we  let  go  our  end  of  it,  whichever  may  come 
first. 

Personally,  I  have  no  fear  of  Britain's  power 
being  weakened  by  a  separation  of  her  dominions. 
Close  allies  which  were  independent  might  be  a 
greater  source  of  moral  strength  than  actual 
dependencies.  When  the  sons  leave  the  father's 
house  and  rule  their  own  homes,  becoming  fathers 
in  turn,  the  old  man  is  not  weakened  thereby. 
Certainly  I  desire  no  such  change,  but  if  it  came 
I  would  bear  it  with  philosophy.  I  hope  that  the 
era  of  great  military  crises  is  for  ever  past,  but,  if 
it  should  recur,  I  am  sure  that  the  point  of  view 
would  be  the  same,  and  that  the  starry  Union  Jack 
of  the  great  Australian  nation  would  still  fly  beside 
the  old  flag  which  was  its  model. 

If  one  took  a  Machiavelian  view  of  British 
interests  one  would  say  that  to  retain  a  colony  the 
surest  way  is  not  to  remove  any  danger  which  may 
threaten  her.  We  conquered  Canada  from  the 
French,  removing  in  successive  campaigns  the 
danger  from  the  north  and  from  the  west  which 
threatened  our  American  colonies.  When  we  had 
expended  our  blood  and  money  to  that  end,  so 
that  the  colonies  had  nothing  to  fear,  they  took 
the  first  opportunity  to  force  an  unnecessary 
quarrel  and  to  leave  us.  So  I  have  fears  for  South 
Africa  now  that  the  German  menace  has  been 
removed.  Australia  is,  I  think,  loyal  to  the  core, 
and  yet  self-interest  is  with  every  nation  the  basis 
of  all  policy,  and  so  long  as  the  British  fleet  can 

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guard  the  shores  of  the  great  empty  northern 
territories,  a  region  as  big  as  Britain,  Germany, 
France  and  Austria  put  together,  they  have  need 
of  us.  There  can  be  no  doubt  that  if  they  were 
alone  in  the  world  in  the  face  of  the  teeming 
millions  of  the  East,  they  might,  like  the  Siberian 
travellers,  have  to  throw  a  good  deal  to  the  wolves 
in  order  to  save  the  remainder.  Brave  and 
capable  as  they  are,  neither  their  numbers  nor 
their  resources  could  carry  them  through  a  long 
struggle  if  the  enemy  held  the  sea.  They  are 
natural  shots  and  soldiers,  so  that  they  might  be 
wiser  to  spend  their  money  in  a  strategic  railway 
right  across  their  northern  coast,  rather  than  in 
direct  military  preparations.  To  concentrate 
rapidly  before  the  enemy  was  firmly  established 
might  under  some  circumstances  be  a  very  vital 
need. 

But  so  long  as  the  British  Empire  lasts  Australia 
is  safe,  and  in  twenty  years'  time  her  own  enlarged 
population  will  probably  make  her  safe  without 
help  from  anyone.  But  her  empty  places  are  a 
danger.  History  abhors  a  vacuum  and  finds  some 
one  to  fill  it  up.  I  have  never  yet  understood 
why  the  Commonwealth  has  not  made  a  serious 
effort  to  attract  to  the  northern  territories  those 
Italians  who  are  flooding  the  Argentine.  It  is 
great  blood  and  no  race  is  the  poorer  for  it — the 
blood  of  ancient  Rome.  They  are  used  to  semi- 
tropical  heat  and  to  hard  work  in  bad  conditions 
if  there  be  only  hope  ahead.  Perhaps  the  policy 
of  the  future  may  turn  in  that  direction.  If  that 
one  weak  spot  be  guarded  then  it  seems  to  me 

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that  in  the  whole  world  there  is  no  community, 
save  only  the  United  States,  which  is  so  safe  from 
outside  attack  as  Australia.  Internal  division  is 
another  matter,  but  there  Australia  is  in  some 
ways  stronger  than  the  States.  She  has  no  negro 
question,  and  the  strife  between  Capital  and  Labour 
is  not  likely  to  be  so  formidable.  I  wonder,  by  the 
way,  how  many  people  in  the  United  States  realise 
that  this  small  community  lost  as  many  men  as 
America  did  in  the  great  war.  We  were  struck  also 
by  the  dignified  resignation  with  which  this  fact  was 
faced,  and  by  the  sense  of  proportion  which  was 
shown  in  estimating  the  sacrifices  of  various  nations. 
We  like  the  people  here  very  much  more  than 
we  had  expected  to,  for  one  hears  in  England 
exaggerated  stories  of  their  democratic  bearing. 
When  democracy  takes  the  form  of  equality  one 
can  get  along  with  it,  but  when  it  becomes  rude 
and  aggressive  one  would  avoid  it.  Here  one 
finds  a  very  pleasing  good  fellowship  which  no 
one  would  object  to.  Again  and  again  we  have 
met  with  little  acts  of  kindness  from  people  in 
shops  or  in  the  street,  which  were  not  personal  to 
ourselves,  but  part  of  their  normal  good  manners. 
If  you  ask  the  way  or  any  other  information, 
strangers  will  take  trouble  to  put  you  right.  They 
are  kindly,  domestic  and  straight  in  speech  and 
in  dealings.  Materialism  and  want  of  vision  in  the 
broader  affairs  of  life  seem  to  be  the  national  weak- 
ness, but  that  may  be  only  a  passing  phase,  for 
when  a  nation  has  such  a  gigantic  material  proposi- 
tion as  this  continent  to  handle  it  is  natural  that 
their  thoughts  should  run  on  the  wool  and  the 

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wheat  and  the  gold  by  which  it  can  be  accom- 
plished. I  am  bound  to  say,  however,  that  I 
think  every  patriotic  Australian  should  vote,  if 
not  for  prohibition,  at  least  for  the  solution  which 
is  most  dear  to  myself,  and  that  is  the  lowering  of 
the  legal  standard  of  alcohol  in  any  drink.  We 
have  been  shocked  and  astonished  by  the  number 
of  young  men  of  decent  exterior  whom  we  have 
seen  staggering  down  the  street,  often  quite  early 
in  the  day.  The  Biblical  test  for  drunkenness, 
that  it  was  not  yet  the  third  hour,  would  not  apply 
to  them.  I  hear  that  bad  as  it  is  in  the  big  towns 
it  is  worse  in  the  small  ones,  and  worst  of  all  in 
the  northern  territories  and  other  waste  places 
where  work  is  particularly  needed.  It  must 
greatly  decrease  the  national  efficiency.  A  recent 
vote  upon  the  question  in  Victoria  only  carried 
total  abstinence  in  four  districts  out  of  about  200, 
but  a  two-third  majority  was  needed  to  do  it. 
On  the  other  hand  a  trial  of  strength  in  Queensland, 
generally  supposed  to  be  rather  a  rowdy  State,  has 
shown  that  the  temperance  men  all  combined  can 
out-vote  the  others.  Therefore  it  is  certain  that 
reform  will  not  be  long  delayed. 

The  other  curse  of  the  country,  which  is  a  real 
drag  upon  its  progress,  is  the  eternal  horse-racing. 
It  goes  on  all  the  year  round,  though  it  has  its 
more  virulent  bouts,  as  for  example  during  our 
visit  to  this  town  when  the  Derby,  the  Melbourne 
Cup,  and  Oaks  succeeded  each  other.  They  call 
it  sport,  but  I  fear  that  in  that  case  I  am  no 
sportsman.  I  would  as  soon  call  the  roulette- 
table  a  sport.     The  whole  population  is  unsettled 

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and  bent  upon  winning  easy  money,  which  dis- 
satisfies them  with  the  money  that  has  to  be 
worked  for.  Every  shop  is  closed  when  the  Cup 
is  run,  and  you  have  lift-boys,  waiters  and  maids 
all  backing  their  fancies,  not  with  half-crowns  but 
with  substantial  sums.  The  danger  to  honesty 
is  obvious,  and  it  came  under  our  own  notice  that 
it  is  not  imaginary.  Of  course  we  are  by  no  means 
blameless  in  England,  but  it  only  attacks  a  limited 
class,  while  here  it  seems  to  the  stranger  to  be 
almost  universal.  In  fact  it  is  so  bad  that  it  is 
sure  to  get  better,  for  I  cannot  conceive  that  any 
sane  nation  will  allow  it  to  continue.  The  book- 
makers, however,  are  a  powerful  guild,  and  will 
fight  tooth  and  nail.  The  Catholic  Church,  I  am 
sorry  to  say,  uses  its  considerable  influence  to 
prevent  drink  reform  by  legislation,  and  I  fear 
that  it  will  not  support  the  anti-gamblers  either. 
I  wonder  from  what  hidden  spring,  from  what 
ignorant  Italian  camarilla,  this  venerable  and  in 
some  ways  admirable  Church  gets  its  secular 
policy,  which  must  have  central  direction,  since 
it  is  so  consistent !  When  I  remember  the  recent 
sequence  of  world  events  and  the  part  played  by 
that  Church,  the  attack  upon  the  innocent  Dreyfus, 
the  refusal  to  support  reform  in  the  Congo,  and 
finally  the  obvious  leaning  towards  the  Central 
Powers  who  were  clearly  doomed  to  lose,  one 
would  think  that  it  was  ruled  by  a  Council  of 
lunatics.  These  matters  bear  no  relation  to  faith 
or  dogma,  so  that  one  wonders  that  the  sane 
Catholics  have  not  risen  in  protest.  No  doubt  the 
better  class  laymen  are  ahead  of  the  clergy  in  this 

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as  in  other  religious  organisations.  I  cannot 
forget  how  the  Duke  of  Norfolk  sent  me  a  cheque 
for  the  Congo  Reform  Movement  at  the  very  time 
when  we  could  not  get  the  Catholic  Church  to  line 
up  with  the  other  sects  at  a  Reform  Demonstration 
at  the  Albert  Hall.  In  this  country  also  there 
were  many  brave  and  loyal  Catholics  who  took 
their  own  line  against  Cardinal  Mannix  upon  the 
question  of  conscription,  when  that  Cardinal  did 
all  that  one  man  could  do  to  bring  about  the  defeat 
of  the  free  nations  in  the  great  war.  How  he 
could  face  an  American  audience  afterwards,  or 
how  such  an  audience  could  tolerate  him,  is  hard 
to  understand. 


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CHAPTER  V 

More  English  than  the  English. — A  day  in  the  Bush. — 
Immigration. — A  case  of  spirit  return. — A  Seance. — Gee- 
long. — The  lava  plain. — Good-nature  of  General  Ryrie. — 
Bendigo. — Down  a  gold  mine. — Prohibition  v.  Con- 
tinuance.— Mrs.  Knight  MacLellan. — Nerrin. — A  wild 
drive. — Electric  shearing. — Rich  sheep  stations. — Cocka- 
too farmers. — Spinnifex  and  Mallee. — Rabbits. — The 
great  marsh. 

In  some  ways  the  Australians  are  more  English 
than  the  English.  We  have  been  imperceptibly 
Americanised,  while  our  brethren  over  the  sea 
have  kept  the  old  type.  The  Australian  is  less 
ready  to  show  emotion,  cooler  in  his  bearing,  more 
restrained  in  applause,  more  devoted  to  personal 
liberty,  keener  on  sport,  and  quieter  in  expression 
(as  witness  the  absence  of  scare  lines  in  the  papers 
than  our  people  are.  Indeed,  they  remind  me 
more  of  the  Scotch  than  the  English,  and  Mel- 
bourne on  a  Sunday,  without  posts,  or  Sunday 
papers,  or  any  amenity  whatever,  is  like  the 
Edinburgh  of  my  boyhood.  Sydney  is  more 
advanced.  There  are  curious  anomalies  in  both 
towns.  Their  telephone  systems  are  so  bad  that 
they  can  only  be  balanced  against  each  other,  for 
they  are  in  a  class  by  themselves.  One  smiles 
when  one  recollects  that  one  used  to  grumble  at 

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the  London  lines.  On  the  other  hand  the  tramway 
services  in  both  towns  are  wonderful,  and  so 
continuous  that  one  never  hastens  one's  step  to 
catch  a  tram  since  another  comes  within  a  minute. 
The  Melbourne  trams  have  open  bogey  cars  in 
front,  which  make  a  drive  a  real  pleasure. 

One  of  our  pleasant  recollections  in  the  early 
days  of  our  Melbourne  visit  was  a  day  in  the  bush 
with  Mr.  Henry  Stead  and  his  wife.  My  intense 
admiration  for  the  moral  courage  and  energy  of 
the  father  made  it  easy  for  me  to  form  a  friendship 
with  his  son,  who  has  shown  the  family  qualities 
by  the  able  way  in  which  he  has  founded  and 
conducted  an  excellent  journal,  Stead's  Monthly. 
Australia  was  lucky  ever  to  get  such  an  immigrant 
as  that,  for  surely  an  honest,  fearless  and  clear- 
headed publicist  is  the  most  valuable  man  that  a 
young  country,  whose  future  is  one  long  problem 
play,  could  import.  We  spent  our  day  in  the 
Dandenong  Hills,  twenty  miles  from  Melbourne,  in  a 
little  hostel  built  in  a  bush  clearing  and  run  by 
one  Lucas,  of  good  English  cricket  stock,  his 
father  having  played  for  Sussex.  On  the  way  we 
passed  Madame  Melba's  place  at  Lilydale,  and 
the  wonderful  woods  with  their  strange  tree-ferns 
seemed  fit  cover  for  such  a  singing  bird.  Coming 
back  in  Stead's  light  American  car  we  tried  a  short 
cut  down  roads  which  proved  to  be  almost  im- 
possible. A  rather  heavier  car  ahead  of  us,  with 
two  youths  in  it,  got  embedded  in  the  mud,  and 
we  all  dismounted  to  heave  it  out.  There  suddenly 
appeared  on  the  lonely  road  an  enormous  coloured 
man;  he  looked  like  a  cross  between  negro  and 

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black  fellow.     He  must  have  lived  in  some  hut 
in  the  woods,  but  the  way  his  huge  form  suddenly 
rose  beside  us  was  quite  surprising.     He  stood  in 
gloomy  majesty  surveying  our  efforts,  and  repeat- 
ing a  series  of  sentences  which  reminded  one  of 
German  exercises.     "  I  have  no  jack.     I  had  a 
jack.     Some   one   has   taken   my  jack.     This   is 
called  a  road.     It  is  not  a  road.     There  is  no  road." 
We  finally  levered  out  the  Australian  car,  for  which, 
by  the  way,  neither  occupant  said  a  word  of  thanks, 
and  then  gave  the  black  giant  a  shilling,  which  he 
received  as  a  keeper  takes  his  toll.     On  looking 
back  I  am  not  sure  that  this  slough  of  despond  is 
not  carefully  prepared  by  this  negro,  who  makes  a 
modest  income  05^  the  tips  which  he  gets  from  the 
unfortunates  who  get  bogged  in  it.     No  keeper 
ever  darted  out  to  a  trap  quicker  than  he  did 
when  the  car  got  stuck. 

Stead  agreed  with  me  that  the  Australians  do 
not  take  a  big  enough  view  of  their  own  destiny. 
They — or  the  labour  party,  to  be  more  exact — 
are  inclined  to  buy  the  ease  of  the  moment  at  the 
cost  of  the  greatness  of  their  continental  future. 
They  fear  immigration  lest  it  induce  competition 
and  pull  down  prices.  It  is  a  natural  attitude. 
And  yet  that  little  fringe  of  people  on  the  edge  of 
that  huge  island  can  never  adequately  handle  it. 
It  is  like  an  enormous  machine  with  a  six  horse- 
power engine  to  drive  it.  I  have  a  great  sympathy 
with  their  desire  to  keep  the  British  stock  as  pure 
as  possible.  But  the  land  needs  the  men,  and 
somewhere  they  must  be  found.  I  cannot  doubt 
that   they  would  become  loyal   subjects   of  the 

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Empire  which  had  adopted  them.  I  have  won- 
dered sometimes  whether  in  Lower  California  and 
the  warmer  States  of  the  Union  there  may  not  be 
human  material  for  Australia.  Canada  has 
received  no  more  valuable  stock  than  from  the 
American  States,  so  it  might  be  that  another  por- 
tion of  the  Union  would  find  the  very  stamp  of 
man  that  Queensland  and  the  north  require. 
The  American  likes  a  big  gamble  and  a  broad  life 
with  plenty  of  elbow-room.  Let  him  bring  his 
cotton  seeds  over  to  semi-tropical  Australia  and  see 
what  he  can  make  of  it  there. 

To  pass  suddenly  to  other-worldly  things, 
which  are  my  mission.  People  never  seem  to 
realise  the  plain  fact  that  one  positive  result  must 
always  outweigh  a  hundred  negative  ones.  It  only 
needs  one  single  case  of  spirit  return  to  be  estab- 
lished, and  there  is  no  more  to  be  said.  Inciden- 
tally, how  absurd  is  the  position  of  those  wiseacres 
who  say  "  nine-tenths  of  the  phenomena  are 
fraud."  Can  they  not  see  that  if  they  grant 
us  one-tenth,  they  grant  us  our  whole  conten- 
tion? 

These  remarks  are  elicited  by  a  case  which 
occurred  in  1883  in  Melbourne,  and  which  should 
have  converted  the  city  as  surely  as  if  an 
angel  had  walked  down  Collins  Street.  Yet 
nearly  forty  years  later  I  find  it  as  stagnant  and 
material  as  any  city  I  have  ever  visited.  The 
facts  are  these,  well  substantiated  by  docu- 
mentary and  official  evidence.  Mr.  Junor  Browne, 
a  well-known  citizen,  whose  daughter  afterwards 
married  Mr.  Alfred  Deakin,  subsequently  Premier, 

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had  two  sons,  Frank  and  Hugh.  Together  with 
a  seaman  named  Murray  they  went  out  into  the 
bay  in  their  yacht  the  "  Iolanthe,"  and  they  never 
returned.  The  father  was  fortunately  a  Spiritua- 
list and  upon  the  second  day  of  their  absence, 
after  making  all  normal  inquiries,  he  asked  a 
sensitive,  Mr.  George  Spriggs,  formerly  of  Cardiff, 
if  he  would  trace  them.  Mr.  Spriggs  collected 
some  of  the  young  men's  belongings,  so  as  to  get 
their  atmosphere,  and  then  he  was  able  by  psycho- 
metry  to  give  an  account  of  their  movements,  the 
last  which  he  could  see  of  them  being  that  they 
were  in  trouble  upon  the  yacht  and  that  confusion 
seemed  to  reign  aboard  her.  Two  days  later,  as 
no  further  news  wTas  brought  in,  the  Browne 
family  held  a  seance,  Mr.  Spriggs  being  the  medium. 
He  fell  into  trance  and  the  two  lads,  who  had  been 
trained  in  spiritual  knowledge  and  knew  the 
possibilities,  at  once  came  through.  They  ex- 
pressed their  contrition  to  their  mother,  who  had 
desired  them  not  to  go,  and  they  then  gave  a  clear 
account  of  the  capsizing  of  the  yacht,  and  how 
they  had  met  their  death,  adding  that  they  had 
found  themselves  after  death  in  the  exact  physical 
conditions  of  happiness  and  brightness  which  their 
father's  teaching  had  led  them  to  expect.  They 
brought  with  them  the  seaman  Murray,  who  also 
said  a  few  words.  Finally  Hugh,  speaking  through 
the  medium,  informed  Mr.  Browne  that  Frank's 
arm  and  part  of  his  clothing  had  been  torn  off  by 
a  fish. 

"  A  shark  ?  "  asked  Mr.  Browne. 

u  Well,  it  was  not  like  any  shark  I  have  seen/1 

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Mark  the  sequel.  Some  weeks  later  a  large 
shark  of  a  rare  deep-sea  species,  unknown  to  the 
fishermen,  and  quite  unlike  the  ordinary  blue 
shark  with  which  the  Brownes  were  familiar,  was 
taken  at  Frankston,  about  twenty-seven  miles 
from  Melbourne.  Inside  it  was  found  the  bone  of 
a  human  arm,  and  also  a  watch,  some  coins,  and 
other  articles  which  had  belonged  to  Frank 
Browne.  These  facts  were  all  brought  out  in  the 
papers  at  the  time,  and  Mr.  Browne  put  much  of 
it  on  record  in  print  before  the  shark  was  taken, 
or  any  word  of  the  missing  men  had  come  by 
normal  means.  The  facts  are  all  set  forth  in  a 
little  book  by  Mr.  Browne  himself,  called  "  A 
Rational  Faith/ '  What  have  fraudulent  mediums 
and  all  the  other  decoys  to  do  with  such  a  case  as 
that,  and  is  it  not  perfectly  convincing  to  any 
man  who  is  not  perverse  ?  Personally,  I  value 
it  not  so  much  for  the  evidence  of  survival,  since 
we  have  that  so  complete  already,  but  for  the 
detailed  account  given  by  the  young  men  of  their 
new  conditions,  so  completely  corroborating  what 
so  many  young  officers,  cut  off  suddenly  in  the 
war,  have  said  of  their  experience.  "  Mother,  if 
you  could  see  how  happy  we  are,  and  the  beautiful 
home  we  are  in,  you  would  not  weep  except  for 
joy.  I  feel  so  light  in  my  spiritual  body  and 
have  no  pain,  I  would  not  exchange  this  life  for 
earth  life  even  it  were  in  my  power.  Poor  spirits 
without  number  are  waiting  anxiously  to  com- 
municate with  their  friends  when  an  opportunity 
is  offered."  The  young  Brownes  had  the  enormous 
advantage  of  the  education  they  had  received  from 

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their  father,  so  that  they  instantly  understood 
and  appreciated  the  new  conditions. 

On  October  8th  we  had  a  seance  with  Mrs. 
Hunter,  a  pleasant  middle-aged  woman,  with  a 
soft  South  of  England  accent.  Like  so  many  of 
our  mediums  she  had  little  sign  of  education  in  her 
talk.  It  does  not  matter  in  spiritual  things, 
though  it  is  a  stumbling  block  to  some  inquirers. 
After  all,  how  much  education  had  the  apostles  ? 
I  have  no  doubt  they  were  very  vulgar  provincial 
people  from  the  average  Roman  point  of  view. 
But  they  shook  the  world  none  the  less.  Most 
of  our  educated  people  have  got  their  heads  so 
crammed  with  things  that  don't  matter  that  they 
have  no  room  for  the  things  that  do  matter. 
There  was  no  particular  success  at  our  sitting,  but 
I  have  heard  that  the  medium  is  capable  of  better 
things. 

On  October  13th  I  had  my  first  experience  of  a 
small  town,  for  I  went  to  Geelong  and  lectured 
there.  It  was  an  attentive  and  cultured  audience, 
but  the  hall  was  small  and  the  receipts  could 
hardly  have  covered  the  expenses.  However,  it 
is  the  press  report  and  the  local  discussion  which 
really  matter.  I  had  little  time  to  inspect 
Geelong,  which  is  a  prosperous  port  with  35,000 
inhabitants.  What  interested  me  more  was  the 
huge  plain  of  lava  which  stretches  around  it 
and  connects  it  with  Melbourne.  This  plain  is  a 
good  hundred  miles  across,  and  as  it  is  of  great 
depth  one  can  only  imagine  that  there  must  be 
monstrous  cavities  inside  the  earth  to  correspond 
with  the  huge  amount  extruded.     Here  and  there 

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one  sees  stunted  green  cones  which  are  the  remains 
of  the  volcanoes  which  spewed  up  all  this  stuff. 
The  lava  has  disintegrated  on  the  surface  to  the 
extent  of  making  good  arable  soil,  but  the  harder 
bits  remain  unbroken,  so  that  the  surface  is 
covered  with  rocks,  which  are  used  to  build  up 
walls  for  the  fields  after  the  Irish  fashion.  Every 
here  and  there  a  peak  of  granite  has  remained 
as  an  island  amid  the  lava,  to  show  what  was 
there  before  the  great  outflow.  Eruptions  appear 
to  be  caused  by  water  pouring  in  through  some 
crack  and  reaching  the  heated  inside  of  the  earth 
where  the  water  is  turned  to  steam,  expands,  and 
so  gains  the  force  to  spread  destruction.  If  this 
process  went  on  it  is  clear  that  the  whole  sea  might 
continue  to  pour  down  the  crack  until  the  heat 
had  been  all  absorbed  by  the  water.  I  have 
wondered  whether  the  lava  may  not  be  a  clever 
healing  process  of  nature,  by  which  this  soft 
plastic  material  is  sent  oozing  out  in  every  direction 
with  the  idea  that  it  may  find  the  crack  and  then 
set  hard  and  stop  it  up.  Wild  speculation  no 
doubt,  but  the  guess  must  always  precede  the 
proof. 

The  Australians  are  really  a  very  good-natured 
people.  It  runs  through  the  whole  race,  high  and 
low.  A  very  exalted  person,  the  Minister  of  War, 
shares  our  flat  in  the  hotel,  his  bedroom  being 
imbedded  among  our  rooms.  This  is  General  Sir 
Granville  Ryrie,  a  famous  hero  of  Palestine, 
covered  with  wounds  and  medals — a  man,  too,  of 
great  dignity  of  bearing.  As  I  was  dressing  one 
morning  I  heard  some  rather  monotonous  whistling 

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and,  forgetting  the  very  existence  of  the  General, 
and  taking  it  for  granted  that  it  was  my  eldest 
boy  Denis,  I  put  my  head  out  and  said,  "  Look 
here,  old  chap,  consider  other  people's  nerves 
and  give  up  that  rotten  habit  of  whistling  before 
breakfast/'  Imagine  my  feelings  when  the  deep 
voice  of  the  General  answered,  "  All  right,  Sir 
Arthur,  I  will !  "  We  laughed  together  over  the 
incident  afterwards,  and  I  told  him  that  he  had 
furnished  me  with  one  more  example  of  Austra- 
lian good  humour  for  my  notes. 

On  October  13th  I  was  at  the  prosperous 
50,000  population  town  of  Bendigo,  which  every 
one,  except  the  people  on  the  spot,  believes  to  have 
been  named  after  the  famous  boxer.  This  must 
surely  be  a  world  record,  for  so  far  as  my  memory 
serves,  neither  a  Grecian  Olympic  athletic,  nor  a 
Roman  Gladiator,  nor  a  Byzantine  Charioteer,  has 
ever  had  a  city  for  a  monument.  Borrow,  who 
looked  upon  a  good  honest  pugilist  as  the  pick 
of  humanity,  must  have  rejoiced  in  it.  Is  not 
valour  the  basis  of  all  character,  and  where  shall 
we  find  greater  valour  than  theirs  ?  Alas,  that 
most  of  them  began  and  ended  there  !  It  is 
when  the  sage  and  the  saint  build  on  the  basis 
of  the  fighter  that  you  have  the  highest  to  which 
humanity  can  attain. 

I  had  a  full  hall  at  Bendigo,  and  it  was  packed, 
I  am  told,  by  real  old-time  miners,  for,  of  course, 
Bendigo  is  still  the  centre  of  the  gold  mining 
industry.  Mr.  Smythe  told  me  that  it  was  quite  a 
sight  to  see  those  rows  of  deeply-lined,  bearded 
faces  listening  so  intently  to  what  I  said  of  that 

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destiny  which  is  theirs  as  well  as  mine.  I  never 
had  a  better  audience,  and  it  was  their  sympathy 
which  helped  me  through,  for  I  was  very  weary 
that  night.  But  however  weary  you  may  be, 
when  you  climb  upon  the  platform  to  talk  about 
this  subject,  you  may  be  certain  that  you  will  be 
less  weary  when  you  come  off.  That  is  my  settled 
conviction  after  a  hundred  trials. 

On  the  morning  after  my  lecture  I  found  myself 
half  a  mile  nearer  to  dear  Old  England,  for  I 
descended  the  Unity  mine,  and  they  say  that  the 
workings  extend  to  that  depth.  Perhaps  I  was 
not  at  the  lowest  level,  but  certainly  it  was  a  long 
journey  in  the  cage,  and  reminded  me  of  my 
friend  Bang's  description  of  the  New  York 
elevator,  when  he  said  that  the  distance  to  his 
suburban  villa  and  his  town  flat  was  the  same, 
but  the  one  was  horizontal  and  the  other  per- 
pendicular. 

It  was  a  weird  experience  that  peep  into  the 
profound  depths  of  the  great  gold  mine.  Time 
was  when  the  quartz  veins  were  on  the  surface 
for  the  poor  adventurer  to  handle.  Now  they  have 
been  followed  underground,  and  only  great  com- 
panies and  costly  machinery  can  win  it.  Always 
it  is  the  same  white  quartz  vein  with  the  little 
yellow  specks  and  threads  running  through  it. 
We  were  rattled  down  in  pitch  darkness  until  we 
came  to  a  stop  at  the  end  of  a  long  passage  dimly 
lit  by  an  occasional  guttering  candle.  Carrying 
our  own  candles,  and  clad  in  miner's  costume  we 
crept  along  with  bent  heads  until  we  came  sud- 
denly out  into  a  huge  circular  hall  which  might 

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have  sprung  from  Dore's  imagination.  The  place 
was  draped  with  heavy  black  shadows,  but  every 
here  and  there  was  a  dim  light.  Each  light 
showed  where  a  man  was  squatting  toad-like,  a 
heap  of  broken  debris  in  front  of  him,  turning  it 
over,  and  throwing  aside  the  pieces  with  clear 
traces  of  gold.  These  were  kept  for  special  treat- 
ment, while  the  rest  of  the  quartz  was  passed  in 
ordinary  course  through  the  mill.  These  scattered 
heaps  represented  the  broken  stuff  after  a  charge 
of  dynamite  had  been  exploded  in  the  quartz 
vein.  It  was  strange  indeed  to  see  these  squatting 
figures  deep  in  the  bowels  of  the  earth,  their 
candles  shining  upon  their  earnest  faces  and 
piercing  eyes,  and  to  reflect  that  they  were 
striving  that  the  great  exchanges  of  London  and 
New  York  might  be  able  to  balance  with  bullion 
their  output  of  paper.  This  dim  troglodyte 
industry  was  in  truth  the  centre  and  mainspring 
of  all  industries,  without  which  trade  would  stop. 
Many  of  the  men  were  from  Cornwall,  the  troll 
among  the  nations,  where  the  tools  of  the  miner  are 
still,  as  for  two  thousand  years,  the  natural 
heritage  of  the  man.  Dr.  Stillwell,  the  geologist 
of  the  company,  and  I  had  a  long  discussion  as  to 
where  the  gold  came  from,  but  the  only  possible 
conclusion  was  that  nobody  knew.  We  know 
now  that  the  old  alchemists  were  perfectly  right 
and  that  one  metal  may  change  into  another.  Is 
it  possible  that  under  some  conditions  a  mineral 
may  change  into  a  metal  ?  Why  should  quartz 
always  be  the  matrix  ?  Some  geological  Darwin 
will  come  along  some  day  and  we  shall  get  a  great 

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awakening,  for  at  present  we  are  only  disguising 
our  own  ignorance  in  this  department  of  know- 
ledge. I  had  always  understood  that  quartz 
was  one  of  the  old  igneous  primeval  rocks, 
and  yet  here  I  saw  it  in  thin  bands,  sandwiched 
in  between  clays  and  slates  and  other  water- 
borne  deposits.  The  books  and  the  strata  don't 
agree. 

These  smaller  towns,  like  the  Metropolis  itself, 
are  convulsed  with  the  great  controversy  between 
Prohibition  and  Continuance,  no  reasonable  com- 
promise between  the  two  being  suggested.  Every 
wall  displays  posters,  on  one  side  those  very 
prosperous-looking  children  who  demand  that 
some  restraint  be  placed  upon  their  daddy,  and 
on  the  other  hair-raising  statements  as  to  the 
financial  results  of  restricting  the  publicans.  To 
the  great  disgust  of  every  decent  man  they  have 
run  the  Prince  into  it,  and  some  remark  of  his 
after  his  return  to  England  has  been  used  by  the 
liquor  party.  It  is  dangerous  for  royalty  to  be 
jocose  in  these  days,  but  this  was  a  particularly 
cruel  example  of  the  exploitation  of  a  harmless 
little  joke.  If  others  felt  as  I  did  I  expect  it  cost 
the  liquor  interest  many  a  vote. 

We  had  another  seance,  this  time  with  Mrs. 
Knight  MacLellan,  after  my  return  from  Bendigo. 
She  is  a  lady  who  has  grown  grey  in  the  service  of 
the  cult,  and  who  made  a  name  in  London  when 
she  was  still  a  child  by  her  mediumistic  powers. 
We  had  nothing  of  an  evidential  character  that 
evening  save  that  one  lady  who  had  recently 
lost  her  son  had  his  description  and  an  apposite 

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message  given.  It  was  the  first  of  several  tests 
which  we  were  able  to  give  this  lady,  and  before 
we  left  Melbourne  she  assured  us  that  she  was  a 
changed  woman  and  her  sorrow  for  ever  gone. 

On  October  18th  began  a  very  delightful 
experience,  for  my  wife  and  I,  leaving  our  party 
safe  in  Melbourne,  travelled  up  country  to  be 
the  guests  of  the  Hon.  Agar  Wynne  and  his 
charming  wife  at  their  station  of  Nerrin-Nerrin 
in  Western  Victoria.  It  is  about  140  miles  from 
Melbourne,  and  as  the  trains  are  very  slow,  the 
journey  was  not  a  pleasant  one.  But  that  was 
soon  compensated  for  in  the  warmth  of  the  wel- 
come which  awaited  us.  Mr.  Agar  Wynne  was 
Postmaster-General  of  the  Federal  Government, 
and  author  of  several  improvements,  one  of  which, 
the  power  of  sending  long  letter-telegrams  at  low 
rates  during  certain  hours  was  a  triumph  of 
common  sense.  For  a  shilling  one  could  send 
quite  a  long  communication  to  the  other  end  of 
the  Continent,  but  it  must  go  through  at  the 
time  when  the  telegraph  clerk  had  nothing  else 
to  do. 

It  was  interesting  to  us  to  find  ourselves  upon 
an  old-established  station,  typical  of  the  real  life 
of  Australia,  for  cities  are  much  the  same  the 
world  over.  Nerrin  had  been  a  sheep  station  for 
eighty  years,  but  the  comfortable  verandahed 
bungalow  house,  with  every  convenience  within  it, 
was  comparatively  modern.  What  charmed  us 
most,  apart  from  the  kindness  of  our  hosts,  was  a 
huge  marsh  or  lagoon  which  extended  for  many 
miles  immediately  behind  the  house,  and  which 

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was  a  bird  sanctuary,  so  that  it  was  crowded 
with  ibises,  wild  black  swans,  geese,  ducks, 
herons  and  all  sorts  of  fowl.  We  crept  out  of  our 
bedroom  in  the  dead  of  the  night  and  stood  under 
the  cloud-swept  moon  listening  to  the  chorus  of 
screams,  hoots,  croaks  and  whistles  coming  out  of 
the  vast  expanse  of  reeds.  It  would  make  a  most 
wonderful  hunting  ground  for  a  naturalist  who 
was  content  to  observe  and  not  to  slay.  The 
great  morass  of  'Nerrin  will  ever  stand  out  in  our 
memories. 

Next  day  we  were  driven  round  the  borders  of 
this  wonderful  marsh,  Mr.  Wynne,  after  the 
Australian  fashion,  taking  no  note  of  roads,  and 
going  right  across  country  with  alarming  results 
to  anyone  not  used  to  it.  Finally,  the  swaying 
and  rolling  became  so  terrific  that  he  was  himself 
thrown  off  the  box  seat  and  fell  down  between  the 
buggy  and  the  front  wheel,  narrowly  escaping  a 
very  serious  accident.  He  was  able  to  show  us 
the  nests  and  eggs  which  filled  the  reed-beds,  and 
even  offered  to  drive  us  out  into  the  morass  to 
inspect  them,  a  proposal  which  was  rejected  by 
the  unanimous  vote  of  a  full  buggy.  I  never  knew 
an  answer  more  decidedly  in  the  negative.  As  we 
drove  home  we  passed  a  great  gum  tree,  and  half- 
way up  the  trunk  was  a  deep  incision  where  the 
bark  had  been  stripped  in  an  oval  shape  some  four 
foot  by  two.  It  was  where  some  savage  in  days 
of  old  had  cut  his  shield.  Such  a  mark  outside  a 
modern  house  with  every  amenity  of  cultured  life 
is  an  object  lesson  of  how  two  systems  have  over- 
lapped, and  how  short  a  time  it  is  since  this  great 

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continent  was  washed  by  a  receding  wave,  ere  the 
great  Anglo-Saxon  tide  came  creeping  forward. 

Apart  from  the  constant  charm  of  the  wild  life  of 
the  marsh  there  did  not  seem  to  be  much  for  the 
naturalist  around  Nerrin.  Opossums  bounded 
upon  the  roof  at  night  and  snakes  were  not  un- 
common. A  dangerous  tiger-snake  was  killed 
on  the  day  of  our  arrival.  I  was  amazed  also 
at  the  size  of  the  Australian  eels.  A  returned 
soldier  had  taken  up  fishing  as  a  trade,  renting 
a  water  for  a  certain  time  and  putting  the  con- 
tents, so  far  as  he  could  realise  them,  upon  the 
market.  It  struck  me  that  after  this  wily  digger 
had  passed  that  way  there  would  not  be  much 
for  the  sportsman  who  followed  him.  But  the  eels 
were  enormous.  He  took  a  dozen  at  a  time  from 
his  cunning  eel-pots,  and  not  one  under  six  pounds. 
I  should  have  said  that  they  were  certainly 
congers  had  I  seen  them  in  England. 

I  wonder  whether  all  this  part  of  the  country 
has  not  been  swept  by  a  tidal  wave  at  some  not 
very  remote  period.  It  is  a  low  coastline  with 
this  great  lava  plain  as  a  hinterland,  and  I  can  see 
nothing  to  prevent  a  big  wave  even  now  from 
sweeping  the  civilisation  of  Victoria  off  the 
planet,  should  there  be  any  really  great  disturbance 
under  the  Pacific.  At  any  rate,  it  is  my  impression 
that  it  has  actually  occurred  once  already,  for  I 
cannot  otherwise  understand  the  existence  of  great 
shallow  lakes  of  salt  water  in  these  inland  parts. 
Are  they  not  the  pools  left  behind  by  that  terrible 
tide  ?  There  are  great  banks  of  sand,  too,  here 
and  there  on  the  top  of  the  lava  which  I  can  in  no 

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way  account  for  unless  they  were  swept  here  in 
some  tremendous  world-shaking  catastrophe  which 
took  the  beach  from  St.  Kilda  and  threw  it  up 
at  Nerrin.  God  save  Australia  from  such  a  night 
as  that  must  have  been  if  my  reading  of  the  signs 
be  correct. 

One  of  the  sights  of  Nerrin  is  the  shearing  of 
the  sheep  by  electric  machinery.  These  sheep  are 
merinos,  which  have  been  bred  as  wool-producers 
to  such  an  extent  that  they  can  hardly  see,  and 
the  wool  grows  thick  right  down  to  their  hoofs. 
The  large  stately  creature  is  a  poor  little  shadow 
when  his  wonderful  fleece  has  been  taken  from 
him.  The  electric  clips  with  which  the  operation 
is  performed,  are,  I  am  told,  the  invention  of  a 
brother  of  Garnet  Wolseley,  who  worked  away 
at  the  idea,  earning  the  name  of  being  a  half- 
crazy  crank,  until  at  last  the  invention  materialised 
and  did  away  with  the  whole  slow  and  clumsy 
process  of  the  hand-shearer.  It  is  not,  however, 
a  pleasant  process  to  watch  even  for  a  man,  far 
less  a  sensitive  woman,  for  the  poor  creatures  get 
cut  about  a  good  deal  in  the  process.  The  shearer 
seizes  a  sheep,  fixes  him  head  up  between  his 
knees,  and  then  plunges  the  swiftly-moving 
clippers  into  the  thick  wool  which  covers  the 
stomach.  With  wonderful  speed  he  runs  it  a]ong 
and  the  creature  is  turned  out  of  its  covering,  and 
left  as  bare  as  a  turkey  in  a  poulterer's  window, 
but,  alas,  its  white  and  tender  skin  is  too  often 
gashed  and  ripped  with  vivid  lines  of  crimson 
by  the  haste  and  clumsiness  of  the  shearer.  It 
was  worse,   they  say,  in  the  days  of  the  hand- 

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laid  it'  ouf  in  wheat,  cows,  sheep  and  mixed 
farming.  He  worked  from  morning  to  night,  his 
wife  was  up  at  four,  and  his  child  of  ten  was 
picking  up  stones  behind  the  furrow.  But  he  was 
already  making  his  £500  a  year.  The  personal 
equation  was  everything.  One  demobilised 
soldier  was  doing  well.  Another  had  come  to 
smash.  Very  often  a  deal  is  made  between  the 
small  man  and  the  large  holder,  by  which  the 
latter  lets  the  former  a  corner  of  his  estate,  taking 
a  share,  say  one-third,  of  his  profits  as  rent.  That 
is  a  plan  which  suits  everyone,  and  the  landlord 
can  gradually  be  bought  out  by  the  "  cockatoo 
farmer,"  as  he  is  styled. 

There  is  a  great  wool-clip  this  year,  and  prices 
in  London  are  at  record  figures,  so  that  Australia, 
which  only  retains  17  per  cent,  of  her  own  wool, 
should  have  a  very  large  sum  to  her  credit.  But 
she  needs  it.  When  one  considers  that  the  debt  of 
this  small  community  is  heavier  now  than  that  of 
Great  Britain  before  the  war,  one  wonders  how 
she  can  ever  win  through.  But  how  can  anyone 
win  through  ?  I  don't  think  we  have  fairly 
realised  the  financial  problem  yet,  and  I  believe 
that  within  a  very  few  years  there  will  be  an 
International  Council  which  will  be  compelled  to 
adopt  some  such  scheme  as  the  one  put  forward 
by  my  friend,  Mr.  Stilwell,  under  the  name  of 
"  The  Great  Plan."  This  excellent  idea  was  that 
every  nation  should  reduce  its  warlike  expenditure 
to  an  absolute  minimum,  that  the  difference 
between  this  minimum  and  the  1914  pre-war 
standard  should  be  paid  every  year  to  a  central 

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fund,  and  that  international  bonds  be  now  drawn 
upon  the  security  of  that  fund,  anticipating  not  its 
present  amount  but  what  it  will  represent  in  fifty 
years'  time.  It  is,  in  fact,  making  the  future  help 
the  present,  exactly  as  an  estate  which  has  some 
sudden  great  call  upon  it  might  reasonably 
anticipate  or  mortgage  its  own  development.  I 
believe  that  the  salvation  of  the  world  may  depend 
upon  some  such  plan,  and  that  the  Council  of  the 
League  of  Nations  is  the  agency  by  which  it  could 
be  made  operative. 

Australia  has  had  two  plants  which  have  been  a 
perfect  curse  to  her  as  covering  the  land  and 
offering  every  impediment  to  agriculture.  They 
are  the  Spinnifex  in  the  West  and  the  Mallee  scrub 
in  the  East.  The  latter  was  considered  a  hopeless 
proposition,  and  the  only  good  which  could  be 
extracted  from  it  was  that  the  root  made  an  ideal 
fire,  smouldering  long  and  retaining  heat.  Sud- 
denly, however,  a  genius  named  Lascelles  dis- 
covered that  this  hopeless  Mallee  land  was  simply 
unrivalled  for  wheat,  and  his  schemes  have  now 
brought  seven  million  acres  under  the  plough. 
This  could  hardly  have  been  done  if  another  genius, 
unnamed,  had  not  invented  a  peculiar  and 
ingenious  plough,  the  "  stump-jump  plough/' 
which  can  get  round  obstacles  without  breaking 
itself.  It  is  not  generally  known  that  Australia 
really  heads  the  world  for  the  ingenuity  and 
efficiency  of  her  agricultural  machinery.  There 
is  an  inventor  and  manufacturer,  MacKay,  of 
Sunshine,  who  represents  the  last  word  in  auto- 
matic reapers,  etc.     He    exports  them,   a  ship- 

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load  at  a  time,  to  the  United  States,  which,  if  one 
considers  the  tariff  which  they  have  to  surmount, 
is  proof  in  itself  of  the  supremacy  of  the  article. 
With  this  wealth  of  machinery  the  real  power  of 
Australia  in  the  world  is  greater  than  her  popula- 
tion would  indicate,  for  a  five-million  nation,  which, 
by  artificial  aid,  does  the  work  normally  done  by 
ten  million  people,  becomes  a  ten-million  nation 
so  far  as  economic  and  financial  strength  is 
concerned. 

On  the  other  hand,  Australia  has  her  hindrances 
as  well  as  her  helps.  Certainly  the  rabbits  have 
done  her  no  good,  though  the  evil  is  for  the 
moment  under  control.  An  efficient  rabbiter  gets 
a  pound  a  day,  and  he  is  a  wise  insurance  upon 
any  estate,  for  the  creatures,  if  they  get  the  upper- 
hand,  can  do  thousands  of  pounds'  worth  of 
damage.  This  damage  takes  two  shapes.  First, 
they  eat  off  all  the  grass  and  leave  nothing  at  all 
for  the  sheep.  Secondly,  they  burrow  under 
walls,  etc.,  and  leave  the  whole  place  an  untidy 
ruin.  Little  did  the  man  who  introduced  the 
creature  into  Australia  dream  how  the  impreca- 
tions of  a  continent  would  descend  upon  him. 

Alas !  that  we  could  not  linger  at  Nerrin ;  but 
duty  was  calling  at  Melbourne.  Besides,  the 
days  of  the  Melbourne  Cup  were  at  hand,  and  not 
only  was  Mr.  Wynne  a  great  pillar  of  the  turf,  but 
Mr.  Osborne,  owner  of  one  of  the  most  likely  horses 
in  the  race,  was  one  of  the  house-party.  To  Mel- 
bourne therefore  we  went.  We  shall  always, 
however,  be  able  in  our  dreams  to  revisit  that 
broad  verandah,  the  low  hospitable  facade,  the 

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lovely  lawn  with  its  profusion  of  scented  shrubs, 
the  grove  of  towering  gum  trees,  where  the 
opossums  lurked,  and  above  all  the  great  marsh 
where  with  dark  clouds  drifting  across  the  moon 
we  had  stolen  out  at  night  to  hear  the  crying  of 
innumerable  birds.  That  to  us  will  always  be  the 
real  Australia. 


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CHAPTER  VI 

The  Melbourne  Cup. — Psychic  healing. — M.  J.  Bloomfield. — 
My  own  experience. — Direct  healing. — Chaos  and  Ritual. 
— Government  House  Ball. — The  Rescue  Circle  again. — 
Sitting  with  Mrs.  Harris.— A  good  test  case. — Australian 
botany. — The  land  of  myrtles. — English  cricket  team. 
— Great  final  meeting  in  Melbourne. 

It  was  the  week  of  weeks  in  Melbourne  when  we 
returned  from  Nerrin,  and  everything  connected 
with  my  mission  was  out  of  the  question.  When 
the  whole  world  is  living  vividly  here  and  now 
there  is  no  room  for  the  hereafter.  Personally, 
I  fear  I  was  out  of  sympathy  with  it  all,  though 
we  went  to  the  Derby,  where  the  whole  male  and 
a  good  part  of  the  female  population  of  Mel- 
bourne seemed  to  be  assembled,  reinforced  by 
contingents  from  every  State  in  the  Federation. 
A  fine  handsome  body  of  people  they  are  when 
you  see  them  en  masse,  strong,  solid  and  capable, 
if  perhaps  a  little  lacking  in  those  finer  and  more 
spiritual  graces  which  come  with  a  more  matured 
society.  The  great  supply  of  animal  food  must 
have  its  effect  upon  the  mind  as  well  as  the  body 
of  a  nation.  Lord  Forster  appeared  at  the  races, 
and  probably,  as  an  all  round  sportsman,  took  a 
genuine  interest,  but  the  fate  of  the  Governor 
who    did  not  take  an  interest  would  be  a  rather 

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weary  one — like  that  kind-hearted  Roman 
Emperor,  Claudius,  if  I  remember  right,  who  had 
to  attend  the  gladiatorial  shows,  but  did  his 
business  there  so  as  to  distract  his  attention  from 
the  arena.  We  managed  to  get  out  of  attending 
the  famous  Melbourne  Cup,  and  thereby  found 
the  St.  Kilda  Beach  deserted  for  once,  and  I  was 
able  to  spend  a  quiet  day  with  my  wife  watching 
the  children  bathe  and  preparing  for  the  more 
strenuous  times  ahead. 

One  psychic  subject  which  has  puzzled  me 
more  than  any  other,  is  that  of  magnetic  healing. 
All  my  instincts  as  a  doctor,  and  all  the  traditional 
teaching  of  the  profession,  cry  out  against  unex- 
plained effects,  and  the  opening  which  their 
acceptance  must  give  to  the  quack.  The  man 
who  has  paid  a  thousand  pounds  for  his  special 
knowledge  has  a  natural  distaste  when  he  sees  a 
man  who  does  not  know  the  subclavian  artery 
from  the  pineal  gland,  effecting  or  claiming  to 
effect  cures  on  some  quite  unconventional  line. 
And  yet  .  .  .  and  yet ! 

The  ancients  knew  a  great  deal  which  we  have 
forgotten,  especially  about  the  relation  of  one  body 
to  another.  What  did  Hippocrates  mean  when 
he  said,  "  The  affections  suffered  by  the  body  the 
soul  sees  with  shut  eyes  ?  "  I  will  show  you 
exactly  what  he  means.  My  friend,  M.  J.  Bloom- 
field,  as  unselfish  a  worker  for  truth  as  the  world 
can  show,  tried  for  nearly  two  years  to  develop 
the  medical  powers  of  a  clairvoyant.  Suddenly 
the  result  was  attained,  without  warning.  He  was 
walking  with  a  friend  in  Collins  Street  laughing 

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over  some  joke.  In  an  instant  the  laugh  was 
struck  from  his  lips.  A  man  and  woman  were 
walking  in  front,  their  backs  towards  Bloomfield. 
To  his  amazement  he  saw  the  woman's  inner 
anatomy  mapped  out  before  him,  and  especially 
marked  a  rounded  mass  near  the  liver  which  he 
felt  intuitively  should  not  be  there.  His  com- 
panion rallied  him  on  his  sudden  gravity,  and 
still  more  upon  the  cause  of  it,  when  it  was  ex- 
plained. Bloomfield  was  so  certain,  however,  that 
the  vision  was  for  a  purpose,  that  he  accosted  the 
couple,  and  learned  that  the  woman  was  actually 
about  to  be  operated  on  for  cancer.  He  reassured 
them,  saying  that  the  object  seemed  clearly 
defined  and  not  to  have  widespread  roots  as  a 
cancer  might  have.  He  was  asked  to  be  present 
at  the  operation,  pointed  out  the  exact  place 
where  he  had  seen  the  growth,  and  saw  it  extracted. 
It  was,  as  he  had  said,  innocuous.  With  this 
example  in  one's  mind  the  words  of  Hippocrates 
begin  to  assume  a  very  definite  meaning.  I 
believe  that  the  surgeon  was  so  struck  by  the 
incident  that  he  was  most  anxious  that  Bloomfield 
should  aid  him  permanently  in  his  diagnoses. 

I  will  now  give  my  own  experience  with  Mr. 
Bloomfield.  Denis  had  been  suffering  from  certain 
pains,  so  I  took  him  round  as  a  test  case.  Bloom- 
field, without  asking  the  boy  any  questions,  gazed 
at  him  for  a  couple  of  minutes.  He  then  said  that 
the  pains  were  in  the  stomach  and  head,  pointing 
out  the  exact  places.  The  cause,  he  said,  was  some 
slight  stricture  in  the  intestine  and  he  proceeded 
to  tell  me  several  facts  of  Denis's  early  history 

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which  were  quite  correct,  and  entirely  beyond  his 
normal  knowledge.  I  have  never  in  all  my 
experience  of  medicine  known  so  accurate  a 
diagnosis. 

Another  lady,  whom  I  knew,  consulted  him  for 
what  she  called  a  "  medical  reading/ '  Without 
examining  her  in  any  way  he  said  :  "  What  a 
peculiar  throat  you  have !  It  is  all  pouched 
inside/'  She  admitted  that  this  was  so,  and  that 
doctors  in  London  had  commented  upon  it.  By 
his  clairvoyant  gift  he  could  see  as  much  as  they 
with  their  laryngoscopes. 

Mr.  Bloomfield  has  never  accepted  any  fees  for 
his  remarkable  gifts.  Last  year  he  gave  3,000 
consultations.  I  have  heard  of  mediums  with 
similar  powers  in  England,  but  I  had  never  before 
been  in  actual  contact  with  one.  With  all  my 
professional  prejudices  I  am  bound  to  admit  that 
they  have  powers,  just  as  Braid  and  Esdaile,  the 
pioneers  of  hypnotism,  had  powers,  which  must 
sooner  or  later  be  acknowledged. 

There  are,  as  I  understand  it,  at  least  two  quite 
different  forms  of  psychic  healing.  In  such  cases 
as  those  quoted  the  result  may  be  due  only  to 
subtle  powers  of  the  human  organism  which  some 
have  developed  and  others  have  not.  The  clair- 
voyance and  the  instinctive  knowledge  may  both 
belong  to  the  individual.  In  the  other  cases, 
however,  there  are  the  direct  action  and  advice  of  a 
wise  spirit  control,  a  deceased  physician  usually, 
who  has  added  to  his  worldly  stock  of  knowledge. 
He  can,  of  course,  only  act  through  a  medium — 
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fraud  and  quackery.     But  if  anyone  wishes  to 
study  the  operation  at  its  best  let  him  read  a  tiny 
book  called  "  One  thing  I  know,"  which  records  the 
cure  of  the  writer,  the  sister  of  an  Anglican  canon, 
when  she  had  practically  been  given  up  by  doctors 
of  this  world  after  fifteen  years  of  bed,  but  was  res- 
cued by  the  ministrations  of  Dr.  Beale,  a  physician 
on  the  other  side.     Dr.  Beale  received  promotion  to 
a  higher  sphere  in  the  course  of  the  treatment, 
which  was  completed  by  his  assistant  and  successor. 
It  is  a  very  interesting  and  convincing  narrative. 
We  were  invited  to  another  spiritual  meeting  at 
the  Auditorium.     Individuality  runs  riot  some- 
times in  our  movement.     On  this  occasion  a  con- 
cert had  been  mixed  up  with  a  religious  service 
and  the  effect  was  not  good,  though  the  musical 
part    of    the    proceedings    disclosed    one    young 
violinist,    Master   Hames,   who   should,    I   think, 
make  a  name  in  the  world.     I  have  always  been 
against  ritual,  and  yet  now  that  I  see  the  effect  of 
being  without  it  I  begin  to  understand  that  some 
form  of  it,   however  elastic,   is  necessary.     The 
clairvoyance  was  good,  if  genuine,  but  it  offends 
me  to  see  it  turned  off  and  on  like  a  turn  at  a  music 
hall.     It  is  either  nonsense  or  the  holy  of  holies 
and  mystery  of  mysteries.     Perhaps  it  was  just 
this  conflict  between  the  priest  with  his  ritual  and 
the  medium  without  any,  which  split  the  early 
Christian  Church,    and    ended    in    the    complete 
victory  of  the  ritual,  which  meant  the  extinction 
not  only  of  the  medium  but  of  the  living,  visible, 
spiritual  forces  which  he  represented.     Flowers, 
music,  incense,  architecture,  all  tried  to  fill  the  gap, 

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but  the  soul  of  the  thing  had  gone  out  of  it.  It 
must,  I  suppose,  have  been  about  the  end  of  the 
third  century  that  the  process  was  completed, 
and  the  living  thing  had  set  into  a  petrifaction. 
That  would  be  the  time  no  doubt  when,  as  already 
mentioned,  special  correctors  were  appointed  to 
make  the  gospel  texts  square  with  the  elaborate 
machinery  of  the  Church.  Only  now  does  the 
central  fire  begin  to  glow  once  more  through  the 
ashes  which  have  been  heaped  above  it. 

We  attended  the  great  annual  ball  at  the  Govern- 
ment House,  where  the  Governor-General  and  his 
wife  were  supported  by  the  Governors  of  the 
various  States,  the  vice-regal  party  performing 
their  own  stately  quadrille  with  a  dense  hedge  of 
spectators  around  them.  There  were  few  chape- 
rons, and  nearly  every  one  ended  by  dancing,  so 
that  it  was  a  cheerful  and  festive  scene.  My 
friend  Maj  or  Wood  had  played  with  the  Governor- 
General  in  the  same  Hampshire  eleven,  and  it  was 
singular  to  think  that  after  many  years  they  should 
meet  again  like  this. 

Social  gaieties  are  somewhat  out  of  key  with  my 
present  train  of  thought,  and  I  was  more  in  my 
element  next  evening  at  a  meeting  of  the  Rescue 
Circle  under  Mr.  Tozer.  Mr.  Love  was  the  medium 
and  it  was  certainly  a  very  remarkable  and  con- 
sistent performance.  Even  those  who  might 
imagine  that  the  different  characters  depicted 
were  in  fact  various  strands  of  Mr.  Love's  sub- 
conscious self,  each  dramatising  its  own  peculiari- 
ties, must  admit  that  it  was  a  very  absorbing 
exhibition.     The   circle   sits   round   with   prayer 

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and  hymns  while  Mr.  Love  falls  into  a  trance 
state.  He  is  then  controlled  by  the  Chinaman 
Quong,  who  is  a  person  of  such  standing  and 
wisdom  in  the  other  world,  that  other  lower 
spirits  have  to  obey  him.  The  light  is  dim,  but 
even  so  the  characteristics  of  this  Chinaman  get 
across  very  clearly,  the  rolling  head,  the  sidelong, 
humorous  glance,  the  sly  smile,  the  hands  crossed 
and  buried  in  what  should  be  the  voluminous  folds  of 
a  mandarin's  gown.  He  greets  the  company  in  some- 
what laboured  English  and  says  he  has  many  who 
would  be  the  better  for  our  ministrations.  "  Send 
them  along,  please !  "  says  Mr.  Tozer.  The 
medium  suddenly  sits  straight  and  his  whole  face 
changes  into  an  austere  harshness.  "  What  is 
this  ribald  nonsense  ?  "  he  cries.  "  WTio  are  you, 
friend  ?  "  says  Tozer.  "  My  name  is  Mathew 
Barret.  I  testified  in  my  life  to  the  Lamb  and  to 
Him  crucified.  I  ask  again  :  What  is  this  ribald 
nonsense  ?  "  "  It  is  not  nonsense,  friend.  We 
are  here  to  help  you  and  to  teach  you  that  you  are 
held  down  and  punished  for  your  narrow  ideas, 
and  that  you  cannot  progress  until  they  are  more 
charitable.' '  "  What  I  preached  in  life  I  still 
believe."  "  Tell  us,  friend,  did  you  find  it  on  the 
other  side  as  you  had  preached  ?  "  "  What  do 
you  mean  ?  "  "  Well,  did  you,  for  example,  see 
Christ  ?  '  There  was  an  embarrassed  silence. 
"  No,  I  did  not."  "  Have  you  seen  the  devil  ?  " 
"  No,  I  have  not."  "  Then,  bethink  you,  friend, 
that  there  may  be  truth  in  what  we  teach."  "  It 
is  against  all  that  I  have  preached."  A  moment 
later  the  Chinaman  was  back  with  his  rolling  head 

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and  his  wise  smile.  "He  good  man  — stupid 
man.  He  learn  in  time.  Plenty  time  before 
him/' 

We  had  a  wonderful  succession  of  "  revenants." 
One  was  a  very  dignified  Anglican,  who  always 
referred  to  the  Control  as  "  this  yellow  person." 
Another  was  an  Australian  soldier.  "  I  never 
thought  I'd  take  my  orders  from  a  '  Chink,'"  said 
he,  "  but  he  says  '  hist !  '  and  by  gum  you've  got 
to  '  hist '  and  no  bloomm'  error."  Yet  another 
said  he  had  gone  down  in  the  Monmouth. 
"  Can  you  tell  me  anything  of  the  action  ?  "  I 
asked.  "  We  never  had  a  chance.  It  was  just 
hell."  There  was  a  world  of  feeling  in  his  voice. 
He  was  greatly  amused  at  their  "  sky-pilot,"  as 
he  called  the  chaplain,  and  at  his  confusion  when 
he  found  the  other  world  quite  different  to  what  he 
had  depicted.  A  terrifying  Ghurkha  came  along, 
who  still  thought  he  was  in  action  and  charged 
about  the  circle,  upsetting  the  medium's  chair, 
and  only  yielding  to  a  mixture  of  force  and  per- 
suasion. There  were  many  others,  most  of  whom 
returned  thanks  for  the  benefit  derived  from 
previous  meetings.  "  You've  helped  us  quite  a 
lot,"  they  said.  Between  each  the  old  Chinese 
sage  made  comments  upon  the  various  cases,  a 
kindly,  wise  old  soul,  with  just  a  touch  of  mis- 
chievous humour  running  through  him.  We  had 
an  exhibition  of  the  useless  apostolic  gift  of  tongues 
during  the  evening,  for  two  of  the  ladies  present 
broke  out  into  what  I  was  informed  was  the  Maori 
language,  keeping  up  a  long  and  loud  conversation. 
J  was  not  able  to  check  it,  but  it  was  certainly  a 

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coherent  language  of  some  sort.  In  all  this  there 
was  nothing  which  one  could  take  hold  of  and 
quote  as  absolutely  and  finally  evidential,  and  yet 
the  total  effect  was  most  convincing.  I  have  been 
in  touch  with  some  Rescue  Circles,  however,  where 
the  identity  of  the  "  patients/'  as  we  may  call 
them,  was  absolutely  traced. 

As  I  am  on  the  subject  of  psychic  experiences 
I  may  as  well  carry  on,  so  that  the  reader  who  is 
out  of  sympathy  may  make  a  single  skip  of  the 
lot.  Mrs.  Susanna  Harris,  the  American  voice- 
medium,  who  is  well  known  in  London,  had  arrived 
here  shortly  after  ourselves,  and  gave  us  a  sitting. 
Mrs.  Harris's  powers  have  been  much  discussed, 
for  while  on  the  one  hand  she  passed  a  most  diffi- 
cult test  in  London,  where,  with  her  mouth  full  of 
coloured  water,  she  produced  the  same  voice  effects 
as  on  other  occasions,  she  had  no  success  in  Norway 
when  she  was  examined  by  their  Psychic  Research 
Committee  ;  but  I  know  how  often  these  intellect- 
uals ruin  their  own  effects  by  their  mental  attitude, 
which  acts  like  those  anti-ferments  which  prevent 
a  chemical  effervescence.  We  must  always  get 
back  to  the  principle,  however,  that  one  positive 
result  is  more  important  than  a  hundred  negative 
ones — just  as  one  successful  demonstration  in 
chemistry  makes  up  for  any  number  of  failures. 
We  cannot  command  spirit  action,  and  we  can  only 
commiserate  with,  not  blame,  the  medium  who 
does  not  receive  it  when  it  is  most  desired. 
Personally  I  have  sat  four  times  with  Mrs.  Harris 
and  I  have  not  the  faintest  doubt  that  on  each  of 
these  occasions  I  got  true  psychic  results,  though 

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I  cannot  answer  for  what  happens  in  Norway  or 
elsewhere. 

Shortly  after  her  arrival  in  Melbourne  she  gave 
us  a  seance  in  our  private  room  at  the  hotel,  no 
one  being  present  save  at  my  invitation.  There 
were  about  twelve  guests,  some  of  whom  had  no 
psychic  experience,  and  I  do  not  think  there  was 
one  of  them  who  did  not  depart  convinced  that 
they  had  been  in  touch  with  preternatural  forces. 
There  were  two  controls,  Harmony,  with  a  high 
girlish  treble  voice,  and  a  male  control  with  a 
strong  decisive  bass.  I  sat  next  to  Mrs.  Harris, 
holding  her  hand  in  mine,  and  I  can  swear  to  it  that 
again  and  again  she  spoke  to  me  while  the  other 
voices  were  conversing  with  the  audience.  Har- 
mony is  a  charming  little  creature,  witty,  friendly 
and  innocent.  I  am  quite  ready  to  consider  the 
opinion  expressed  by  the  Theosophists  that  such 
controls  as  Harmony  with  Mrs.  Harris,  Bella  with 
Mrs.  Brittain,  Feda  with  Mrs.  Leonard,  and  others 
are  in  reality  nature-spirits  who  have  never  lived 
in  the  flesh  but  take  an  intelligent  interest  in  our 
affairs  and  are  anxious  to  help  us.  The  male 
control,  however,  who  always  broke  in  with  some 
final  clinching  remark  in  a  deep  voice,  seemed 
altogether  human. 

Whilst  these  two  controls  formed,  and  were  the 
chorus  of  the  play,  the  real  drama  rested  with  the 
spirit  voices,  the  same  here  as  I  have  heard  them 
under  Mrs.  Wriedt,  Mrs.  Johnson  or  Mr.  Powell  in 
England,  intense,  low,  vibrating  with  emotion 
and  with  anxiety  to  get  through.  Nearly  every- 
one   in    the    circle    had    communications    which 

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satisfied  them.  One  lady  who  had  mourned  her 
husband  very  deeply  had  the  inexpressible  satis- 
faction of  hearing  his  voice  thanking  her  for  putting 
flowers  before  his  photograph,  a  fact  which  no  one 
else  could  know.  A  voice  claiming  to  be  "  Moore- 
Usborne  Moore/'  came  in  front  of  me.  I  said, 
"  Well,  Admiral,  we  never  met,  but  we  corre- 
sponded in  life.  He  said, ' '  Yes,  and  we  disagreed, ' ' 
which  was  true.  Then  there  came  a  voice  which 
claimed  to  be  Mr.  J.  Morse,  the  eminent  pioneer 
of  Spiritualism.  I  said,  "Mr.  Morse,  if  that  is  you, 
you  can  tell  me  where  we  met  last."  He  answered, 
"  Was  it  not  in  'Light'  office  in  London  ?  "  I 
said,  "  No,  surely  it  was  when  you  took  the  chair 
for  me  at  that  great  meeting  at  Sheffield/'  He 
answered,  "Well,  we  lose  some  of  our  memory  in 
passing."  As  a  matter  of  fact  he  was  perfectly 
right,  for  after  the  sitting  both  my  wife  and  I 
remembered  that  I  had  exchanged  a  word  or  two 
with  him  as  I  was  coming  out  of  Light  office  at 
least  a  year  after  the  Sheffield  meeting.  This  was 
a  good  test  as  telepathy  was  excluded.  General 
Sir  Alfred  Turner  also  came  and  said  that  he 
remembered  our  conversations  on  earth.  When  I 
asked  him  whether  he  had  found  the  conditions 
beyond  the  grave  as  happy  as  he  expected  he 
answered,  "  infinitely  more  so."  Altogether  I 
should  think  that  not  less  than  twenty  spirits 
manifested  during  this  remarkable  seance.  The 
result  may  have  been  the  better  because  Mrs. 
Harris  had  been  laid  up  in  bed  for  a  week  before- 
hand, and  so  we  had  her  full  force.  I  fancy  that 
like  most  mediums,  she  habitually  overworks  her 

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wonderful  powers.  Such  seances  have  been  going 
on  now  for  seventy  years,  with  innumerable 
witnesses  of  credit  who  will  testify,  as  I  have  done 
here,  that  all  fraud  or  mistake  was  out  of  the 
question.  And  still  the  men  of  no  experience 
shake  their  heads.  I  wonder  how  long  they  will 
succeed  in  standing  between  the  world  and  the 
consolation  which  God  has  sent  us. 

There  is  one  thing  very  clear  about  mediumship 
and  that  is  that  it  bears  no  relation  to  physical 
form.  Mrs.  Harris  is  a  very  large  lady,  tall  and 
Junoesque,  a  figure  which  would  catch  the  eye  in 
any  assembly.  She  has,  I  believe,  a  dash  of  the 
mystic  Red  Indian  blood  in  her,  which  may  be 
connected  with  her  powers.  Bailey,  on  the  other 
hand,  is  a  little,  ginger-coloured  man,  while  Camp- 
bell of  Sydney,  who  is  said  to  have  apport  powers 
which  equal  Bailey,  is  a  stout  man,  rather  like  the 
late  Corney  Grain.  Every  shape  and  every 
quality  of  vessel  may  hold  the  psychic  essence. 

I  spend  such  spare  time  as  I  have  in  the 
Melbourne  Botanical  Gardens,  which  is,  I 
think,  absolutely  the  most  beautiful  place  that  I 
have  ever  seen.  I  do  not  know  what  genius  laid 
them  out,  but  the  effect  is  a  succession  of  the  most 
lovely  vistas,  where  flowers,  shrubs,  large  trees 
and  stretches  of  water,  are  combined  in  an  extra- 
ordinary harmony.  Green  swards  slope  down  to 
many  tinted  groves,  and  they  in  turn  droop  over 
still  ponds  mottled  with  lovely  water  plants.  It 
is  an  instructive  as  well  as  a  beautiful  place,  for 
every  tree  has  its  visiting  card  attached  and 
one  soon   comes   to   know   them.       Australia   is 

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preeminently  the  Land  of  the  Myrtles,  for  a  large 
proportion  of  its  vegetation  comes  under  this  one 
order,  which  includes  the  gum  trees,  of  which 
there  are  170  varieties.  They  all  shed  their  bark 
instead  of  their  leaves,  and  have  a  generally  untidy, 
not  to  say  indecent  appearance,  as  they  stand 
with  their  covering  in  tatters  and  their  white  under- 
bark  shining  through  the  rents.  There  is  not  the 
same  variety  of  species  in  Australia  as  in  England, 
and  it  greatly  helps  a  superficial  botanist  like 
myself,  for  when  you  have  learned  the  ti-tree,  the 
wild  fig  tree  and  the  gum  trees,  you  will  be  on  terms 
with  nature  wherever  you  go.  New  Zealand 
however  offers  quite  a  fresh  lot  of  problems. 

The  Melbourne  Cricket  Club  has  made  me  an 
honorary  member,  so  Denis  and  I  went  down 
there,  where  we  met  the  giant  bowler,  Hugh 
Trumble,  who  left  so  redoubtable  a  name  in 
England.  As  the  Chela  may  look  at  the  Yogi  so 
did  Denis,  with  adoring  eyes,  gaze  upon  Trumble, 
which  so  touched  his  kind  heart  that  he  produced 
a  cricket  ball,  used  in  some  famous  match,  which 
he  gave  to  the  boy — a  treasure  which  will  be 
reverently  brought  back  to  England.  I  fancy 
Denis  slept  with  it  that  night,  as  he  certainly  did 
in  his  pads  and  gloves  the  first  time  that  he  owned 
them. 

We  saw  the  English  team  play  Victoria,  and  it 
was  pleasant  to  see  the  well-known  faces  once 
more.  The  luck  was  all  one  way,  for  Armstrong 
was  on  the  sick  list,  and  Armstrong  is  the  main- 
stay of  Victorian  cricket.  Rain  came  at  a  critical 
moment  also,  and  gave  Woolley  and  Rhodes  a 

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wicket  which  was  impossible  for  a  batsman. 
However,  it  was  all  good  practice  for  the  more 
exacting  games  of  the  future.  It  should  be  a 
fine  eleven  which  contains  a  genius  like  Hobbs, 
backed  by  such  men  as  the  bustling  bulldog, 
Hendren,  a  great  out-held  as  well  as  a  grand 
bat,  or  the  wily,  dangerous  Hearne,  or  Douglas, 
cricketer,  boxer,  above  all  warrior,  a  worthy 
leader  of  Englishmen.  Hearne  I  remember  as 
little  more  than  a  boy,  when  he  promised  to  carry 
on  the  glories  of  that  remarkable  family,  of  which 
George  and  Alec  were  my  own  playmates.  He 
has  ended  by  proving  himself  the  greatest  of 
them  all. 

My  long  interval  of  enforced  rest  came  at  last 
to  an  end,  when  the  race  fever  had  spent  itself,  and 
I  was  able  to  have  my  last  great  meeting  at  the 
Town  Hall.  It  really  was  a  great  meeting,  as  the 
photograph  of  it  will  show.  I  spoke  for  over 
two  hours,  ending  up  by  showing  a  selection  of 
the  photographs.  I  dealt  faithfully  with  the 
treatment  given  to  me  by  the  Argus.  I  take  the 
extract  from  the  published  account.  "  On  this, 
the  last  time  in  my  life  that  I  shall  address  a 
Melbourne  audience,  I  wish  to  thank  the  people 
for  the  courtesy  with  which  we  have  been  received. 
It  would,  however,  be  hypocritical  upon  my  part 
if  I  were  to  thank  the  Press.  A  week  before  I 
entered  Melbourne  the  Argus  declared  that  I 
was  an  emissary  of  the  devil  (laughter).  I  care 
nothing  for  that.  I  am  out  for  a  fight  and  can 
take  any  knocks  that  come.  But  the  Argus 
refused  to  publish  a  word  I  said.     I  came  12,000 

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miles  to  give  you  a  message  of  hope  and  comfort, 
and  I  appeal  to  you  to  say  whether  three  or  four 
gentlemen  sitting  in  a  board-room  have  a  right 
to  say  to  the  people  of  Melbourne,  '  You  shall  not 
listen  to  that  man  nor  read  one  word  of  what  he 
has  to  say/  (Cries  of  '  Shame  !  ')  You,  I  am 
sure,  resent  being  spoon-fed  in  such  a  manner/ ' 
The  audience  showed  in  the  most  hearty  fashion 
that  they  did  resent  it,  and  they  cheered  loudly 
when  I  pointed  out  that  my  remarks  did  not 
arise,  as  anyone  could  see  by  looking  round,  from 
any  feeling  on  my  part  that  my  mission  had  failed 
to  gain  popular  support.  It  was  a  great  evening, 
and  I  have  never  addressed  a  more  sympathetic 
audience.  The  difficulty  always  is  for  my  wife 
and  myself  to  escape  from  our  kind  well-wishers, 
and  it  is  touching  and  heartening  to  hear  the 
sincere  "  God  bless  you  !  "  which  they  shower 
upon  us  as  we  pass. 

This  then  was  the  climax  of  our  mission  in  Mel- 
bourne. It  was  marred  by  the  long  but  unavoid- 
able delay  in  the  middle,  but  it  began  well  and 
ended  splendidly.  On  November  13th  we  left  the 
beautiful  town  behind  us,  and  embarked  upon 
what  we  felt  would  be  a  much  more  adventurous 
period  at  Sydney,  for  all  we  had  heard  showed 
that  both  our  friends  and  our  enemies  were  more 
active  in  the  great  seaport  of  New  South  Wales. 


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Great  reception  at  Sydney. — Importance  of  Sydney. — 
Journalistic  luncheon. — A  psychic  epidemic— ^Gregory. 
— Barracking. — Town  Hall  reception. — Regulation  of 
Spiritualism. — An  ether  apport  — Surfing  at  Manly. — 
A  challenge.— Bigoted  opponents. — A  disgruntled  photo- 
grapher.—Outing  in  the  Harbour. — Dr.  Mildred  Creed. — 
Leon  Gellert. — Norman  Lindsay. — Bishop  Leadbeater. — 
Our  relations  with  Theosophy. — Incongruities  of  H.P.B. 
—Of  D.D.  Home. 

We  had  a  wonderful  reception  at  Sydney.  I 
have  a  great  shrinking  from  such  deputations  as 
they  catch  you  at  the  moment  when  you  are 
exhausted  and  unkempt  after  a  long  journey, 
and  when  you  need  all  your  energies  to  collect 
your  baggage  and  belongings  so  as  to  make  your 
way  to  your  hotel.  But  on  this  occasion  it  was 
so  hearty,  and  the  crowd  of  faces  beamed  such 
good  wishes  upon  us  that  it  was  quite  a  pick-me-up 
to  all  of  us.  "  God  bless  you  !  "  and  "  Thank 
God  you  have  come  !  "  reached  us  from  all  sides. 
My  wife,  covered  with  flowers,  was  hustled  off  in 
one  direction,  while  I  was  borne  away  in  another, 
and  each  of  the  children  was  the  centre  of  a 
separate  group.  Major  Wood  had  gone  off  to 
see  to  the  luggage,  and  Jakeman  was  herself 
embedded  somewhere  in  the  crowd,  so  at  last  I 
had  to  shout,  "  Where's  that  little  girl  ?     Where's 

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that  little  boy  ?  "  until  we  reassembled  and  were 
able,  laden  with  bouquets,  to  reach  our  carriage. 
The  evening  paper  spread  itself  over  the  scene. 

"  When  Sir  Conan  Doyle,  his  wife  and  their 
three  children  arrived  from  Melbourne  by  the 
express  this  morning,  an  assembly  of  Spiritualists 
accorded  them  a  splendid  greeting.  Men  swung 
their  hats  high  and  cheered,  women  danced  in 
their  excitement,  and  many  of  their  number 
rushed  the  party  with  rare  bouquets.  The  excite- 
ment was  at  its  highest,  and  Sir  Conan  being 
literally  carried  along  the  platform  by  the  pressing 
crowds,  when  a  digger  arrived  on  the  outskirts. 
*  Who's  that  ?  '  he  asked  of  nobody  in  particular. 
Almost  immediately  an  urchin  replied,  '  The 
bloke  that  wrote  "  Sherlock  Holmes/ '  '  When 
asked  if  the  latter  gentleman  was  really  and 
irretrievably  dead  the  author  of  his  being  re- 
marked, '  Well,  you  can  say  that  a  coroner  has 
never  sat  upon  him/  " 

It  was  a  grand  start,  and  we  felt  at  once  in  a 
larger  and  more  vigorous  world,  where,  if  we  had 
fiercer  foes,  we  at  least  had  warm  and  well- 
organised  friends.  Better  friends  than  those  of 
Melbourne  do  not  exist,  but  there  was  a  method 
and  cohesion  about  Sydney  which  impressed  us 
from  the  first  day  to  the  last.  There  seemed,  also, 
to  be  fewer  of  those  schisms  which  are  the  bane 
of  our  movement.  If  Wells'  dictum  that 
organisation  is  death  has  truth  in  it,  then  we  are 
very  much  alive. 

We  had  rooms  in  Petty's  Hotel,  which  is  an 
old-world    hostel    with    a    very    quiet,    soothing 

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atmosphere.  There  I  was  at  once  engaged  with 
the  usual  succession  of  journalists  with  a  long  list 
of  questions  which  ranged  from  the  destiny  of  the 
human  soul  to  the  chances  of  the  test  match. 
What  with  the  constant  visitors,  the  unpacking  of 
our  trunks,  and  the  settling  down  of  the  children, 
we  were  a  very  weary  band  before  evening. 

I  had  no  idea  that  Sydney  was  so  great  a  place. 
The  population  is  now  very  nearly  a  million, 
which  represents  more  than  one-sixth  of  the 
whole  vast  Continent.  It  seems  a  weak  point  of 
the  Austraiian  system  that  41  per  cent,  of  the 
whole  population  dwell  in  the  six  capital  cities. 
The  vital  statistics  of  Sydney  are  extraordinarily 
good,  for  the  death  rate  is  now  only  twelve  per 
thousand  per  annum.  Our  standard  in  such 
matters  is  continually  rising,  for  I  can  remember 
the  days  when  twenty  per  thousand  was  reckoned 
to  be  a  very  good  result.  In  every  civic  amenity 
Sydney  stands  very  high.  Her  Botanical  Gardens 
are  not  so  supremely  good  as  those  of  Melbourne, 
but  her  Zoo  is  among  the  very  best  in  the  wond. 
The  animals  seem  to  be  confined  by  trenches 
rather  than  by  bars,  so  that  they  have  the  appear- 
ance of  being  at  large.  It  was  only  after  Jakeman 
had  done  a  level  hundred  with  a  child  under  each 
arm  that  she  realised  that  a  bear,  which  she  saw 
approaching,  was  not  really  in  a  state  of  freedom. 

As  to  the  natural  situation  of  Sydney,  especially 
its  harbour,  it  is  so  world-renowned  that  it  is 
hardly  necessary  to  allude  to  it.  I  can  well 
imagine  that  a  Sydney  man  would  grow  homesick 
elsewhere,    for    he   couid    never    find    the    same 

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surroundings.  The  splendid  landlocked  bay  with 
its  numerous  side  estuaries  and  its  narrow  entrance 
is  a  grand  playground  for  a  sea-loving  race.  On 
a  Saturday  it  is  covered  with  every  kind  of  craft, 
from  canoe  to  hundred-tonner.  The  fact  that 
the  water  swarms  with  sharks  seems  to  present 
no  fears  to  these  strong-nerved  people,  and  I  have 
found  myself  horrified  as  I  watched  little  craft, 
manned  by  boys,  heeling  over  in  a  fresh  breeze 
until  the  water  was  up  to  their  gunwales.  At  very 
long  intervals  some  one  gets  eaten,  but  the  fun 
goes  on  all  the  same. 

The  people  of  Sydney  have  their  residences 
(bungalows  with  verandahs)  all  round  this  beauti- 
ful bay,  forming  dozens  of  little  townlets.  The 
system  of  ferry  steamers  becomes  as  important  as 
the  trams,  and  is  extraordinarily  cheap  and  con- 
venient. To  Manly,  for  example,  which  lies  some 
eight  miles  out,  and  is  a  favourite  watering  place, 
the  fare  is  fivepence  for  adults  and  twopence  for 
children.  So  frequent  are  the  boats  that  you  never 
worry  about  catching  them,  for  if  one  is  gone 
another  will  presently  start.  Thus,  the  whole 
life  of  Sydney  seems  to  converge  into  the  Circular 
Quay,  from  which  as  many  as  half  a  dozen  of 
these  busy  little  steamers  may  be  seen  casting  off 
simultaneously  for  one  or  another  of  the  oversea 
suburbs.  Now  and  then,  in  a  real  cyclone,  the 
service  gets  suspended,  but  it  is  a  rare  event,  and 
there  is  a  supplementary,  but  roundabout,  service 
of  trams. 

The  journalists  of  New  South  Wales  gave  a 
lunch  to  my  wife  and  myself,  which  was  a  very 

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pleasant  function.  One  leading  journalist  an- 
nounced, amid  laughter,  that  he  had  actually 
consulted  me  professionally  in  my  doctoring  days, 
and  had  lived  to  tell  the  tale,  which  contradicts  the 
base  insinuation  of  some  orator  who  remarked 
once  that  though  I  was  known  to  have  practised, 
no  living  patient  of  mine  had  ever  yet  been  seen. 

Nothing  could  have  been  more  successful  than 
my  first  lecture,  which  rilled  the  Town  Hall. 
There  were  evidently  a  few  people  who  had  come 
with  intent  to  make  a  scene,  but  I  had  my 
audience  so  entirely  with  me,  that  it  was  im- 
possible to  cause  real  trouble.  One  fanatic  near 
the  door  cried  out,  "  Anti-Christ !  "  several  times, 
and  was  then  bundled  out.  Another,  when  I 
described  how  my  son  had  come  back  to  me,  cried 
out  that  it  was  the  devil,  but  on  my  saying  with 
a  laugh  that  such  a  remark  showed  the  queer 
workings  of  some  people's  minds,  the  people 
cheered  loudly  in  assent.  Altogether  it  was  a 
great  success,  which  was  repeated  in  the  second, 
and  culminated  in  the  third,  when,  with  a  hot 
summer  day,  and  the  English  cricketers  making 
their  debut,  I  still  broke  the  record  for  a  Town 
Hall  matinee.  The  rush  was  more  than  the 
officials  could  cope  with,  and  I  had  to  stand  for 
ten  long  minutes  looking  at  the  audience  before  it 
was  settled  enough  for  me  to  begin.  Some  spiritua- 
lists in  the  audience  struck  up  "  Lead,  Kindly 
Light !  '  which  gave  the  right  note  to  the 
assemblage.  Mr.  Smythe,  with  all  his  experience, 
was  amazed  at  our  results.  "  This  is  no  longer 
a  mere  success/'  he  cried.   "  It  is  a  triumph.   It  is 

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an  epidemic  !  "  Surely,  it  will  leave  some  per- 
manent good  behind  it  and  turn  the  public  mind 
from  religious  shadows  to  realities. 

We  spent  one  restful  day  seeing  our  cricketers 
play  New  South  Wales.  After  a  promising  start 
they  were  beaten  owing  to  a  phenomenal  first- 
wicket  stand  in  the  second  innings  by  Macartney 
and  Collins,  both  batsmen  topping  the  hundred. 
Gregory  seemed  a  dangerous  bowler,  making  the 
ball  rise  shoulder  high  even  on  that  Bulli  wicket, 
where  midstump  is  as  much  as  an  ordinary  bowler 
can  attain.  He  is  a  tiger  of  a  man,  putting  every 
ounce  of  his  strength  and  inch  of  his  great  height 
into  every  ball,  with  none  of  the  artistic  finesse 
of  a  Spofforth,  but  very  effective  all  the  same. 
We  have  no  one  of  the  same  class;  and  that  will 
win  Australia  the  rubber  unless  I  am— as  I  hope 
I  am  -  a  false  prophet.  I  was  not  much  impressed 
either  by  the  manners  or  by  the  knowledge  of  the 
game  shown  by  the  barrackers.  Every  now  and 
then,  out  of  the  mass  of  people  who  darken  the 
grass  slopes  round  the  ground,  you  hear  a  raucous 
voice  giving  advice  to  the  captain,  or,  perhaps, 
conjuring  a  fast  bowler  to  bowl  at  the  wicket 
when  the  man  is  keeping  a  perfect  length  outside 
the  off  stump  and  trying  to  serve  his  three  slips. 
When  Mailey  went  on/  because  he  was  slow  and 
seemed  easy,  they  began  to  jeer,  and,  yet,  you 
had  only  to  watch  the  batsman  to  see  that  the  ball 
was  doing  a  lot  and  kept  him  guessing.  One 
wonders  why  the  neighbours  of  these  bawlers 
tolerate  it.  In  England  such  men  would  soon  be 
made  to  feel  that  they  were  ill-mannered  nuisances, 

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I  am  bound  to  testify,  however,  that  they  seem 
quite  impartial,  and  that  the  English  team  had 
no  special  cause  for  complaint.  I  may  also  add 
that,  apart  from  this  cricketing  peculiarity,  which 
is  common  to  all  the  States,  the  Sydney  crowd 
is  said  to  be  one  of  the  most  good-humoured 
and  orderly  in  the  world.  My  own  observation 
confirms  this,  and  I  should  say  that  there  was  a 
good  deal  less  drunkenness  than  in  Melbourne, 
but,  perhaps  the  races  gave  me  an  exaggerated 
impression  of  the  latter. 

On  Sunday,  28th,  the  spiritualists  gave  the 
pilgrims  (as  they  called  us)  a  reception  at  the 
Town  Hall.  There  was  not  a  seat  vacant,  and 
the  sight  of  these  3,500  well-dressed,  intelligent 
people  must  have  taught  the  press  that  the  move- 
ment is  not  to  be  despised.  There  are  at  least 
10,000  professed  spiritualists  in  Sydney,  and  even 
as  a  political  force  they  demand  consideration. 
The  seven  of  us  were  placed  in  the  front  of  the 
platform,  and  the  service  was  very  dignified  and 
impressive.  When  the  great  audience  sang,  "  God 
hold  you  safely  till  we  meet  once  more,"  it  was 
almost  overpowering,  for  it  is  a  beautiful  tune, 
and  was  sung  with  real  feeling.  In  my  remarks  I 
covered  a  good  deal  of  ground,  but  very  parti- 
cularly I  warned  them  against  all  worldly  use  of 
this  great  knowledge,  whether  it  be  fortune 
telling,  prophecies  about  races  and  stocks,  or  any 
other  prostitution  of  our  subject.  I  also  exhorted 
them  when  they  found  fraud  to  expose  it  at  once, 
as  their  British  brethren  do,  and  never  to  trifle 
with    truth.     When    I    had   finished,    the    whole 

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3,500  people  stood  up,  and  everyone  waved  a 
handkerchief,  producing  a  really  wonderful  scene. 
We  can  never  forget  it. 

Once  more  I  must  take  refuge  behind  the  local 
Observer.  "  The  scene  as  Sir  Arthur  rose  will  be 
long  remembered  by  those  who  were  privileged 
to  witness  it.  A  sea  of  waving  handkerchiefs 
confronted  the  speaker,  acclaiming  silently  and 
reverently  the  deep  esteem  in  which  he  was  held 
by  all  present.  Never  has  Sir  Arthur's  earnest- 
ness in  his  mission  been  more  apparent  than  on 
this  occasion  as  he  proceeded  with  a  heart  to  heart 
talk  with  the  spiritualists  present,  offering  friendly 
criticisms,  sound  advice,  and  encouragement  to 
the  adherents  of  the  great  movement. 

"  '  He  had  got/  he  said,  '  so  much  into  the 
habit  of  lecturing  that  he  was  going  to  lecture  the 
spiritualists/  With  a  flash  of  humour  Sir  Arthur 
added  :  '  It  does  none  of  us  any  harm  to  be 
lectured  occasionally.  I  am  a  married  man 
myself  (laughter).  'I  would  say  to  the 
spiritualists,  '  For  Heaven's  sake  keep  this  thing 
high  and  unspotted.  Don't  let  it  drop  into  the 
regions  of  fortune  telling  and  other  things  which 
leave  such  an  ugly  impression  on  the  public  mind, 
and  which  we  find  it  so  difficult  to  justify.  Keep 
it  in  its  most  religious  and  purest  aspect."  At  the 
same  time,  I  expressed  my  view  that  there  was  no 
reason  at  all  why  a  medium  should  not  receive 
moderate  payment  for  work  done,  since  it  is 
impossible,  otherwise,  that  he  can  live. 

Every  solid  spiritualist  would,  I  am  sure,  agree 
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and  is  in  an  unsatisfactory  condition.  We  cannot 
approve  of  the  sensation  mongers  who  run  from 
medium  to  medium  (or  possibly  pretended 
medium)  with  no  object  but  excitement  or 
curiosity.  The  trouble  is  that  you  have  to 
recognise  a  thing,  before  you  can  regulate  it,  and 
the  public  has  not  properly  recognised  us.  Let 
them  frankly  do  so,  and  take  us  into  counsel,  and 
then  we  shall  get  things  on  a  solid  basis.  Per- 
sonally, I  would  be  ready  to  go  so  far  as  to  agree 
that  an  inquirer  should  take  out  a  formal  permit 
to  consult  a  medium,  showing  that  it  was  done 
for  some  definite  object,  if  in  return  we  could  get 
State  recognition  for  those  mediums  who  were 
recommended  as  genuine  by  valid  spiritual 
authorities.  My  friends  will  think  this  a  reac- 
tionary proposition,  but  none  the  less  I  feel  the 
need  of  regulation  almost  as  much  as  I  do  that  of 
recognition. 

One  event  which  occurred  to  me  at  Sydney  I 
shall  always  regard  as  an  instance  of  that  fostering 
care  of  which  I  have  been  conscious  ever  since 
we  set  forth  upon  our  journey.  I  had  been  over- 
tired, had  slept  badly  and  had  a  large  meeting 
in  the  evening,  so  that  it  was  imperative  that  I 
should  have  a  nap  in  the  afternoon.  My  brain 
was  racing,  however,  and  I  could  get  no  rest  or 
prospect  of  any.  The  second  floor  window  was 
slightly  open  behind  me,  and  outside  was  a  broad 
open  space,  shimmering  in  the  heat  of  a  summer 
day.  Suddenly,  as  I  lay  there,  I  was  aware  of  a 
very  distinct  pungent  smell  of  ether,  coming  in 
waves  ^from  outside.     With  each  fresh  wave  I  felt 

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my  over-excited  nerves  calming  down  as  the  sea 
does  when  oil  is  poured  upon  it.  Within  a  few 
minutes  I  was  in  a  deep  sleep,  and  woke  all 
ready  for  my  evening's  work.  I  looked  out  of 
the  window  and  tried  to  picture  where  the  ether 
could  have  come  from ;  then  I  returned  thanks 
for  one  more  benefit  received.  I  do  not  suppose 
that  I  am  alone  in  such  interpositions,  but  I  think 
that  our  minds  are  so  centred  on  this  tiny  mud 
patch,  that  we  are  deaf  and  blind  to  all  that  im- 
pinges on  us  from  beyond. 

Having  finished  in  Sydney,  and  my  New 
Zealand  date  having  not  yet  arrived,  we  shifted 
our  quarters  to  Manly,  upon  the  sea  coast,  about 
eight  miles  from  the  town.  Here  we  all  devoted 
ourselves  to  surf-bathing,  spending  a  good  deal  of 
our  day  in  the  water,  as  is  the  custom  of  the  place. 
It  is  a  real  romp  with  Nature,  for  the  great  Pacific 
rollers  come  sweeping  in  and  break  over  you, 
rolling  you  over  on  the  sand  if  they  catch  you 
unawares.  It  was  a  golden  patch  in  our  restless 
lives.  There  were  surf  boards,  and  I  am  told  that 
there  were  men  competent  to  ride  them,  but  I  saw 
none  of  Jack  London's  Sun  Gods  riding  in  erect 
upon  the  crest  of  the  great  rollers.  Alas,  poor 
Jack  London  !  What  right  had  such  a  man  to 
die,  he  who  had  more  vim  and  passion,  and  know- 
ledge of  varied  life  than  the  very  best  of  us  ? 
Apart  from  ali  his  splendid  exuberance  and 
exaggeration  he  had  very  real  roots  of  grand 
literature  within  him.  I  remember,  particularly, 
the  little  episodes  of  bygone  days  in  "  The 
Jacket/'     The  man  who   wrote  those  could   do 

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anything.     Those  whom  the  American  public  love 
die    young.      Frank    Norris,     Harold     Frederic 
Stephen  Crane,  the  author  of  "  David  Hamm," 
and  now  Jack  London — but  the  greatest  of  these 
was  Jack  London. 

There  is  a  grand  beach  at  Manly,  and  the 
thundering  rollers  carry  in  some  flotsam  from  the 
great  ocean.  One  morning  the  place  was  covered 
with  beautiful  blue  jelly-fish,  like  little  Roman 
lamps  with  tendrils  hanging  down.  I  picked  up 
one  of  these  pretty  things,  and  was  just  marvelling 
at  its  complete  construction  when  I  discovered 
that  it  was  even  more  complete  than  I  supposed, 
for  it  gave  me  a  violent  sting.  For  a  day  or  two 
I  had  reason  to  remember  my  little  blue  castaway, 
with  his  up-to-date  fittings  for  keeping  the  stranger 
at  a  distance. 

I  was  baited  at  Sydney  by  a  person  of  the  name 
of  Simpson,  representing  Christianity,  though  I 
was  never  clear  what  particular  branch  of  religion 
he  represented,  and  he  was  disowned  by  some 
leaders  of  Christian  Thought.  I  believe  he  was 
president  of  the  Christian  Evidence  Society.  His 
opposition,  though  vigorous,  and  occasionally 
personal,  was  perfectly  legitimate,  but  his  well- 
advertised  meeting  at  the  Town  Hall  (though  no 
charge  was  made  for  admission)  was  not  a  success. 
His  constant  demand  was  that  I  should  meet  him 
in  debate,  which  was,  of  course,  out  of  the  ques- 
tion, since  no  debate  is  possible  between  a  man 
who  considers  a  text  to  be  final,  and  one  who 
cannot  take  this  view.  My  whole  energies,  so 
much  needed  for  my  obvious  work,  would  have 

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been  frittered  away  in  barren  controversies  had  I 
allowed  my  hand  to  be  forced.  I  had  learned  my 
lesson,  however,  at  the  M'Cabe  debate  in  London, 
when  I  saw  clearly  that  nothing  could  come 
from  such  proceedings.  On  the  other  hand,  I 
conceived  the  idea  of  what  would  be  a  real  test, 
and  I  issued  it  as  a  challenge  in  the  public  press. 
"  It  is  clear,"  I  said,  "  that  one  single  case  of 
spirit  return  proves  our  whole  contention.  There- 
fore, let  the  question  be  concentrated  upon  one, 
or,  if  necessary,  upon  three  cases.  These  I  would 
undertake  to  prove,  producing  my  witnesses  in  the 
usual  way.  My  opponent  would  act  the  part  of 
hostile  counsel,  cross-examining  and  criticising 
my  facts.  The  case  would  be  decided  by  a 
majority  vote  of  a  jury  of  twelve,  chosen  from  men 
of  standing,  who  pledged  themselves  as  open- 
minded  on  the  question.  Such  a  test  could 
obviously  only  take  place  in  a  room  of  limited 
dimensions,  so  that  no  money  would  be  involved 
and  truth  only  be  at  stake.  That  is  all  that  I 
seek.  If  such  a  test  can  be  arranged  I  am  ready 
for  it,  either  before  I  leave,  or  after  I  return  from 
New  Zealand."  This  challenge  was  not  taken  up 
by  my  opponents. 

Mr.  Simpson  had  a  long  tirade  in  the  Sydney 
papers  about  the  evil  religious  effects  of  my  mis- 
sion, which  caused  me  to  write  a  reply  in  which 
I  defined  our  position  in  a  way  which  may  be 
instructive  to  others.     I  said  :  — 

"  The  tenets  which  we  spiritualists  preach  and 
which  I  uphold  upon  the  platform  are  that  any 
man  who  is  deriving  spirituality  from  his  creed, 

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be  that  creed  what  it  may,  is  learning  the  lesson 
of  life.  For  this  reason  we  would  not  attack  your 
creed,  however  repulsive  it  might  seem  to  us,  so 
long  as  you  and  your  colleagues  might  be  getting 
any  benefit  from  it.  We  desire  to  go  our  own 
way,  saying  what  we  know  to  be  true,  and  claiming 
from  others  the  same  liberty  of  conscience  and  of 
expression  which  we  freely  grant  to  them. 

"  You,  on  the  other  hand,  go  out  of  your  way  to 
attack  us,  to  call  us  evil  names,  and  to  pretend 
that  those  loved  ones  who  return  to  us  are  in 
truth  devils,  and  that  our  phenomena,  though  they 
are  obviously  of  the  same  sort  as  those  which  are 
associated  with  early  Christianity,  are  diabolical 
in  their  nature.  This  absurd  view  is  put  forward 
without  a  shadow  of  proof,  and  entirely  upon  the 
supposed  meaning  of  certain  ancient  texts  which 
refer  in  reality  to  a  very  different  matter,  but 
which  are  strained  and  twisted  to  suit  your 
purpose. 

"It  is  men  like  you  and  your  colleagues  who, 
by  your  parody  of  Christianity  and  your  constant 
exhibition  of  those  very  qualities  which  Christ 
denounced  in  the  Pharisees,  have  driven  many 
reasonable  people  away  from  religion  and  left  the 
churches  half  empty.  Your  predecessors,  who 
took  the  same  narrow  view  of  the  literal  inter- 
pretation of  the  Bible,  were  guilty  of  the  murder 
of  many  thousands  of  defenceless  old  women  who 
were  burned  in  deference  to  the  text,  '  Suffer  no 
witch  to  live.'  Undeterred  by  this  terrible  result 
of  the  literal  reading,  you  still  advocate  it,  al- 
though you  must  be  well  aware  that  polygamy, 

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slavery  and  murder  can  all  be  justified  by  such  a 
course. 

"  In  conclusion,  let  me  give  you  the  advice  to 
reconsider  your  position,  to  be  more  charitable  to 
your  neighbours,  and  to  devote  your  redundant 
energies  to  combating  the  utter  materialism  which 
is  all  round  you,  instead  of  railing  so  bitterly  at 
those  who  are  proving  immortality  and  the  need 
for  good  living  in  a  way  which  meets  their  spiritual 
wants,  even  though  it  is  foreign  to  yours." 

A  photographer,  named  Mark  Blow,  also  caused 
me  annoyance  by  announcing  that  my  photographs 
were  fakes,  and  that  he  was  prepared  to  give  £25 
to  any  charity  if  he  could  not  reproduce  them.  I 
at  once  offered  the  same  sum  if  he  could  do  so, 
and  I  met  him  by  appointment  at  the  office  of 
the  evening  paper,  the  editor  being  present  to 
see  fair  play.  I  placed  my  money  on  the  table, 
but  Mr.  Blow  did  not  cover  it.  I  then  produced  a 
packet  of  plates  from  my  pocket  and  suggested 
that  we  go  straight  across  to  Mr.  Blow's  studio 
and  produce  the  photographs.  He  replied  by 
asking  me  a  long  string  of  questions  as  to  the 
conditions  under  which  the  Crewe  photographs 
were  produced,  noting  down  all  my  answers.  I 
then  renewed  my  proposition.  He  answered  that 
it  was  absurd  to  expect  him  to  produce  a  spirit 
photograph  since  he  did  not  believe  in  such  foolish 
things.  I  answered  that  I  did  not  ask  him  to 
produce  a  spirit  photograph,  but  to  fulfil  his 
promise  which  was  to  produce  a  similar  result 
upon  the  plate  under  similar  conditions.  He  held 
out  that  they  should  be  his  own  conditions.     I 

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pointed  out  that  any  school  boy  could  make  a 
half-exposed  impression  upon  a  plate,  and  that  the 
whole  test  lay  in  the  conditions.  As  he  refused 
to  submit  to  test  conditions  the  matter  fell  through, 
as  all  such  foolish  challenges  fall  through.  It  was 
equally  foolish  on  my  part  to  have  taken  any 
notice  of  it. 

I  had  a  conversation  with  Mr.  Maskell,  the 
capable  Secretary  of  the  Sydney  spiritualists,  in 
which  he  described  how  he  came  out  originally 
from  Leicester  to  Australia.  He  had  at  that 
time  developed  some  power  of  clairvoyance,  but 
it  was  very  intermittent.  He  had  hesitated  in  his 
mind  whether  he  should  emigrate  to  Australia, 
and  sat  one  night  debating  it  within  himself, 
while  his  little  son  sat  at  the  table  cutting  patterns 
out  of  paper.  Maskell  said  to  his  spirit  guides, 
mentally,  "  If  it  is  good  that  I  go  abroad  give  me 
the  vision  of  a  star.  If  not,  let  it  be  a  circle/ ' 
He  waited  for  half  an  hour  or  so,  but  no  vision 
came,  and  he  was  rising  in  disappointment  when 
the  little  boy  turned  round  and  said,  "  Daddy, 
here  is  a  star  for  you/'  handing  over  one  which  he 
had  just  cut.  He  has  had  no  reason  to  regret  the 
subsequent  decision. 

We  had  a  very  quiet,  comfortable,  and  healthy 
ten  days  at  the  Pacific  Hotel  at  Manly,  which  was 
broken  only  by  an  excursion  which  the  Sydney 
spiritualists  had  organised  for  us  in  a  special 
steamer,  with  the  intention  of  showing  us  the 
glories  of  the  harbour.  Our  party  assembled 
on  Manly  Pier,  and  the  steamer  was  still  far  away 
when  we  saw  the  fluttering  handkerchiefs  which 

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announced  that  they  had  sighted  us.  It  was  a 
long  programme,  including  a  picnic  lunch,  but  it 
all  went  off  with  great  success  and  good  feeling. 
It  was  fairly  rough  within  the  harbour,  and  some 
of  the  party  were  sea  sick,  but  the  general  good 
spirits  rose  above  such  trifles,  and  we  spent  the 
day  in  goodly  fellowship.  On  Sunday  I  was  asked 
to  speak  to  his  congregation  by  Mr.  Sanders,  a 
very  intelligent  young  Congregational  Minister 
of  Manly,  far  above  the  level  of  Australasian  or, 
indeed,  British  clerics.  It  was  a  novel  experience 
for  me  to  be  in  a  Nonconformist  pulpit,  but  I 
found  an  excellent  audience,  and  I  hope  that  they 
in  turn  found  something  comforting  and  new. 

One  of  the  most  interesting  men  whom  I  met  in 
Australia  was  Dr.  Creed,  of  the  New  South  Wales 
Parliament,  an  elderly  medical  man  who  has  held 
high  posts  in  the  Government.  He  is  blessed 
with  that  supreme  gift,  a  mind  which  takes  a 
keen  interest  in  everything  which  he  meets  in  life. 
His  researches  vary  from  the  cure  of  diabetes  and 
of  alcoholism  (both  of  which  he  thinks  that  he  has 
attained)  down  to  the  study  of  Australian 
Aborigines  and  of  the  palaeontology  of  his  country. 
I  was  interested  to  find  the  very  high  opinion 
which  he  has  of  the  brains  of  the  black  fellows, 
and  he  asserts  that  their  results  at  the  school 
which  is  devoted  to  their  education  are  as  high 
as  with  the  white  Australians.  They  train  into 
excellent  telegraphic  operators  and  other  employ- 
ments needing  quick  intelligence.  The  increasing 
brain  power  of  the  human  race  seems  to  be  in  the 
direction   of  originating   rather   than   of  merely 

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accomplishing.  Many  can  do  the  latter,  but  only 
the  very  highest  can  do  the  former.  Dr.  Creed 
is  clear  upon  the  fact  that  no  very  ancient  remains 
of  any  sort  are  to  be  found  anywhere  in  Australia, 
which  would  seem  to  be  against  the  view  of  a 
Lemurian  civilisation,  unless  the  main  seat  of  it 
lay  to  the  north  where  the  scattered  islands 
represent  the  mountain  tops  of  the  ancient  con- 
tinent. Dr.  Creed  was  one  of  the  very  few  public 
men  who  had  the  intelligence  or  the  courage  to 
admit  the  strength  of  the  spiritual  position,  and  he 
assured  me  that  he  would  help  in  any  way. 

Another  man  whom  I  was  fortunate  to  meet  was 
Leon  Gellert,  a  very  young  poet,  who  promises 
to  be  the  rising  man  in  Australia  in  this,  the 
supreme  branch  of  literature.  He  served  in  the 
war,  and  his  verses  from  the  front  attain  a  very  high 
level.  His  volume  of  war  poems  represents  the 
most  notable  literary  achievement  of  recent  years, 
and  its  value  is  enhanced  by  being  illustrated  by 
Norman  Lindsay,  whom  I  look  upon  as  one  of  the 
greatest  artists  of  our  time.  I  have  seen  three 
pictures  of  his,  "  The  Goths,"  "  Who  Comes  ?  " 
and  "  The  Crucifixion  of  Venus,"  each  of  which, 
in  widely  different  ways,  seemed  very  remarkable. 
Indeed,  it  is  the  versatility  of  the  man  that  is  his 
charm,  and  now  that  he  is  turning  more  and  more 
from  the  material  to  the  spiritual  it  is  impossible 
to  say  how  high  a  level  he  may  attain.  Another 
Australian  whose  works  I  have  greatly  admired  is 
Henry  Lawson,  whose  sketches  of  bush  life  in 
"  Joe  Wilson  '  and  other  of  his  studies,  remind 
one  of  a  subdued  Bret  Harte.     He  is  a  considerable 

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poet  also,  and  his  war  poem,  "  England  Yet," 
could  hardly  be  matched. 

Yet  another  interesting  figure  whom  I  met  in 
Sydney  was  Bishop  Leadbeater,  formerly  a  close 
colleague  of  Mrs.  Besant  in  the  Theosophical 
movement,  and  now  a  prelate  of  the  so-called 
Liberal  Catholic  Church,  which  aims  at  preserving 
the  traditions  and  forms  of  the  old  Roman  Church, 
but  supplementing  them  with  all  modern  spiritual 
knowledge.  I  fear  I  am  utterly  out  of  sympathy 
with  elaborate  iorms,  which  always  in  the  end 
seem  to  me  to  take  the  place  of  facts,  and  to 
become  a  husk  without  a  kernel,  but  none  the  less 
I  can  see  a  definite  mission  for  such  a  church  as 
appealing  to  a  certain  class  of  mind.  Leadbeater, 
who  has  suffered  from  unjust  aspersion  in  the 
past,  is  a  venerable  and  striking  figure.  His 
claims  to  clairvoyant  and  other  occult  powers  are 
very  definite,  and  so  far  as  I  had  the  opportunity  of 
observing  him,  he  certainly  lives  the  ascetic  life, 
which  the  maintenance  of  such  power  demands. 
His  books,  especially  the  little  one  upon  the 
Astral  Plane,  seem  to  me  among  the  best  of  the 
sort. 

But  the  whole  subject  of  Theosophy  is  to  me  a 
perpetual  puzzle.  I  asked  for  proofs  and 
spiritualism  has  given  them  to  me.  But  why 
should  I  abandon  one  faith  in  order  to  embrace 
another  one  ?  I  have  done  with  faith.  It  is  a 
golden  mist  in  which  human  beings  wander  in 
devious  tracks  with  many  a  collision.  I  need  the 
white  clear  light  of  knowledge.  For  that  we 
build  from  below,  brick  upon  brick,  never  getting 

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beyond  the  provable  fact.  There  is  the  building 
which  will  last.  But  these  others  seem  to  build 
from  above  downwards,  beginning  by  the  assump- 
tion that  there  is  supreme  human  wisdom  at  the 
apex.  It  may  be  so.  But  it  is  a  dangerous 
habit  of  thought  which  has  led  the  race  astray 
before,  and  may  again.  Yet,  I  am  struck  by  the 
fact  that  this  ancient  wisdom  does  describe  the 
etheric  body,  the  astral  world,  and  the  general 
scheme  which  we  have  proved  for  ourselves. 
But  when  the  high  priestess  of  the  cult  wrote  of 
this  she  said  so  much  that  was  against  all  our  own 
spiritual  experience,  that  we  feel  she  was  in  touch 
with  something  very  different  from  our  angels  of 
light.  Her  followers  appreciate  that  now,  and 
are  more  charitable  than  she,  but  what  is  the  worth 
of  her  occult  knowledge  if  she  so  completely  mis- 
read that  which  lies  nearest  to  us,  and  how  can  we 
hope  that  she  is  more  correct  when  she  speaks  of 
that  which  is  at  a  distance  ? 

I  was  deeply  attracted  by  the  subject  once,  but 
Madame  Blavatsky's  personality  and  record  re- 
pelled me.  I  have  read  the  defence,  and  yet 
Hodgson  and  the  Coulombs  seem  to  me  to  hold 
the  field.  Could  any  conspiracy  be  so  broad  that 
it  included  numerous  forged  letters,  trap  doors 
cut  in  floors,  and  actually  corroborative  accounts 
in  the  books  of  a  flower  seller  in  the  bazaar  ?  On 
the  other  hand,  there  is  ample  evidence  of  real 
psychic  powers,  and  of  the  permanent  esteem  of 
men  like  Sinnett  and  Olcott,  whom  none  could  fail 
to  respect.  It  is  the  attitude  of  these  honourable 
men    which    commends    and    upholds    her,    but 

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sometimes  it  seems  hard  to  justify  it.  As  an 
example,  in  the  latter  years  of  her  life  she  wrote  a 
book,  "  The  Caves  and  Jungles  of  Hindustan/'  in 
which  she  describes  the  fearsome  adventures 
which  she  and  Olcott  had  in  certain  expeditions, 
falling  down  precipices  and  other  such  escapes. 
Olcott,  like  the  honest  gentleman  he  was,  writes 
in  his  diary  that  there  is  not  a  word  of  truth  in 
this,  and  that  it  is  pure  fiction.  And  yet,  after 
this  very  damaging  admission,  in  the  same  page 
he  winds  up,  "  Ah,  if  the  world  ever  comes  to 
know  who  was  the  mighty  entity,  who  laboured 
sixty  years  under  that  quivering  mask  of  flesh, 
it  will  repent  its  cruel  treatment  of  H.  P.  B.,  and 
be  amazed  at  the  depth  of  its  ignorance/ '  These 
are  the  things  which  make  it  so  difficult  to  under- 
stand either  her  or  the  cult  with  which  she  was 
associated.  Had  she  never  lived  these  men  and 
women  would,  as  it  seems  to  me,  have  been  the 
natural  leaders  of  the  spiritualist  movement,  and 
instead  of  living  in  the  intellectual  enjoyment  of 
far-off  systems  they  would  have  concentrated 
upon  the  all-important  work  of  teaching  poor 
suffering  humanity  what  is  the  meaning  of  the 
dark  shadow  which  looms  upon  their  path. 
Even  now  I  see  no  reason  why  they  should  not 
come  back  to  those  who  need  them,  and  help  them 
forward  upon  their  rocky  road. 

Of  course,  we  spiritualists  are  ourselves  vulner- 
able upon  the  subject  of  the  lives  of  some  of  our 
mediums,  but  we  carefully  dissociate  those 
lives  from  the  powers  which  use  the  physical 
frame  of  the  medium  for  their  own  purposes,  just 

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as  the  religious  and  inspired  poetry  of  a  Verlaine 
may  be  held  separate  from  his  dissipated  life. 
Whilst  upon  this  subject  I  may  say  that  whilst  in 
Australia  I  had  some  interesting  letters  from  a 
solicitor  named  Rymer.  All  students  of  spiritualism 
will  remember  that  when  Daniel  Home  first  came 
to  England  in  the  early  fifties  he  received  great 
kindness  from  the  Rymer  family,  who  then 
lived  at  Ealing.  Old  Rymer  treated  him  entirely 
as  one  of  the  family.  This  Bendigo  Rymer  was 
the  grandson  of  Home's  benefactor,  and  he  had 
no  love  for  the  great  medium  because  he  con- 
sidered that  he  had  acted  with  ingratitude  towards 
his  people.  The  actual  letters  of  his  father,  which 
he  permitted  me  to  read,  bore  out  this  statement, 
and  I  put  it  on  record  because  I  have  said  much  in 
praise  of  Home,  and  the  balance  should  be  held 
true.  These  letters,  dating  from  about  '57,  show 
that  one  of  the  sons  of  old  Rymer  was  sent  to 
travel  upon  the  Continent  to  study  art,  and  that 
Home  was  his  companion.  They  were  as  close  as 
brothers,  but  when  they  reached  Florence,  and 
Home  became  a  personage  in  society  there,  he 
drifted  away  from  Rymer,  whose  letters  are  those 
of  a  splendid  young  man.  Home's  health  was 
already  indifferent,  and  while  he  was  laid  up  in  his 
hotel  he  seems  to  have  been  fairly  kidnapped  by 
a  strong-minded  society  lady  of  title,  an  English- 
woman living  apart  from  her  husband.  For 
weeks  he  lived  at  her  villa,  though  the  state  of  his 
health  would  suggest  that  it  was  rather  as  patient 
than  lover.  What  was  more  culpable  was  that 
he    answered   the   letters   of   his   comrade   very 

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rudely  and  showed  no  sense  of  gratitude  for  all 
that  the  family  had  done  for  him.  I  have  read  the 
actual  letters  and  confess  that  I  was  chilled  and 
disappointed.  Home  was  an  artist  as  well  as  a 
medium,  the  most  unstable  combination  possible, 
full  of  emotions,  flying  quickly  to  extremes, 
capable  of  heroisms  and  self-denials,  but  also  of 
vanities  and  ill-humour.  On  this  occasion  the 
latter  side  of  his  character  was  too  apparent.  To 
counteract  the  effect  produced  upon  one's  mind 
one  should  read  in  Home's  Life  the  letter  of  the 
Bavarian  captain  whom  he  rescued  upon  the 
field  of  battle,  or  of  the  many  unfortunates  whom 
he  aided  with  unobtrusive  charity.  It  cannot, 
however,  be  too  often  repeated — since  it  is  never 
grasped  by  our  critics — that  the  actual  character 
of  a  man  is  as  much  separate  from  his  mediumistic 
powers,  as  it  would  be  from  his  musical  powers. 
Both  are  inborn  gifts  beyond  the  control  of  their 
possessor.  The  medium  is  the  telegraph  instru- 
ment and  the  telegraph  boy  united  in  one,  but  the 
real  power  is  that  which  transmits  the  message, 
which  he  only  receives  and  delivers.  The  remark 
applies  to  the  Fox  sisters  as  much  as  it  does  to 
Home. 

Talking  about  Home,  it  is  astonishing  how  the 
adverse  judgment  of  the  Vice-Chancellor  Gifford, 
a  materialist,  absolutely  ignorant  of  psychic 
matters,  has  influenced  the  minds  of  men.  The 
very  materialists  who  quote  it,  would  not  attach 
the  slightest  importance  to  the  opinion  of  an 
orthodox  judge  upon  the  views  of  Hume,  Payne, 
or  any  free-thinker.     It  is  like  quoting  a  Roman 

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tribune  against  a  Christian.  The  real  facts  of  the 
case  are  perfectly  clear  to  anyone  who  reads  the 
documents  with  care.  The  best  proof  of  how 
blameless  Home  was  in  the  matter  is  that  of  all 
the  men  of  honour  with  whom  he  was  on  intimate 
terms — men  like  Robert  Chambers,  Carter  Hall, 
Lord  Seaton,  Lord  Adare  and  others — not  one 
relaxed  in  their  friendship  after  the  trial.  This  was 
in  1866,  but  in  1868  we  find  these  young  noblemen 
on  Christian-name  terms  with  the  man  who  would 
have  been  outside  the  pale  of  society  had  the 
accusations  of  his  enemies  been  true. 

Whilst  we  were  in  Sydney,  a  peculiar  ship,  now 
called  the  "  Marella,"  was  brought  into  the  harbour 
as  part  of  the  German  ship  surrender.  It  is 
commonly  reported  that  this  vessel,  of  very 
grandiose  construction,  was  built  to  conduct  the 
Kaiser  upon  a  triumphal  progress  round  the 
world  after  he  had  won  his  war.  It  is,  however, 
only  of  8,000  tons,  and,  personally,  I  cannot  believe 
that  this  would  have  had  room  for  his  swollen 
head,  had  he  indeed  been  the  victor.  All  the 
fittings,  even  to  the  carpet  holders,  are  of  German 
silver.  The  saloon  is  of  pure  marble,  eighty  by 
fifty,  with  beautiful  hand-painted  landscapes. 
The  smoke-room  is  the  reproduction  of  one  in 
Potsdam  Palace.  There  is  a  great  swimming 
bath  which  can  be  warmed.  Altogether  a  very 
notable  ship,  and  an  index,  not  only  of  the  danger 
escaped,  but  of  the  danger  to  come,  in  the  form 
of  the  super-excellence  of  German  design  and 
manufacture. 

Our  post-bag  is  very  full,  and  it  takes  Major 

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Wood  and  myself  all  our  time  to  keep  up  with  the 
letters.  Many  of  them  are  so  wonderful  that  I 
wish  I  had  preserved  them  all,  but  it  would  have 
meant  adding  another  trunk  to  our  baggage. 
There  are  a  few  samples  which  have  been  rescued. 
Many  people  seemed  to  think  that  I  was  myself 
a  wandering  medium,  and  I  got  this  sort  of 
missive  : 

"  Dear  Sir, — /  am  very  anxious  to  ask  you 
a  question,  trusting  you  will  answer  me.  What  I 
wish  to  know  I  have  been  corresponding  with 
a  gentleman  for  nearly  three  years.  From  this 
letter  can  you  tell  me  if  I  will  marry  him.  I 
want  you  to  answer  this  as  I  am  keeping  it  strictly 
private  and  would  dearly  love  you  to  answer  this 
message  if  possible,  and  if  I  will  do  quite  right 
if  I  marry  him.  Trusting  to  hear  from  you  soon. 
Yours  faithfully . 

P.S. — /  thoroughly  believe  in  Spirit-ualism.y> 
Here  is  another. 

"  Honored  Sir, — Just  a  few  lines  in  limited 
time  to  ask  you  if  you  tell  the  future.  If  so,  what 
is  your  charges  ?  Please  excuse  no  stamped  and 
ad.  envelope — out  of  stamps  and  in  haste  to  catch 
mail.     Please  excuse" 

On  the  other  hand,  I  had  many  which  were 
splendidly  instructive  and  helpful.  I  was  particu- 
larly struck  by  one  series  of  spirit  messages 
which    were   received   in    automatic    writing    by 

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a  man  living  in  the  Bush  in  North  Queensland 
and  thrown  upon  his  own  resources.  They 
were  descriptive  of  life  in  the  beyond,  and 
were  in  parts  extremely  corroborative  of  the 
Vale  Owen  messages,  though  they  had  been 
taken  long  prior  to  that  date.  Some  of  the 
points  of  resemblance  were  so  marked  and  so 
unusual  that  they  seem  clearly  to  come  from  a 
common  inspiration.  As  an  example,  this  script 
spoke  of  the  creative  power  of  thought  in  the 
beyond,  but  added  the  detail  that  when  the 
object  to  be  created  was  large  and  important  a 
band  of  thinkers  was  required,  just  as  a  band  of 
workers  would  be  here.  This  exactly  corresponds 
to  the  teaching  of  Vale  Owen's  guide. 


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CHAPTER  VIII 

Dangerous  fog. — The  six  photographers. — Comic  advertise- 
ments.— Beauties  of  Auckland. — A  Christian  clergyman. 
— Shadows  in  our  American  relations. — The  Gallipoli 
Stone. — Stevenson  and  the  Germans. — Position  of  De 
Rougemont. — Mr.  Clement  Wragge. — Atlantean  theories. 
— A  strange  psychic. — Wellington  the  windy. — A  literary 
Oasis. — A  Maori  Seance. — Presentation. 

My  voyage  to  New  Zealand  in  the  Maheno  was 
pleasant  and  uneventful,  giving  me  four  days  in 
which  to  arrange  my  papers  and  look  over  the 
many  manuscripts  which  mediums,  or,  more  often, 
would-be  mediums,  had  discharged  at  me  as  I 
passed.  Dr.  Bean,  my  Theosophic  friend,  who 
had  been  somewhat  perturbed  by  my  view  that 
his  people  were  really  the  officers  of  our  move- 
ment who  had  deserted  their  army,  formed  an 
officers'  corps,  and  so  taken  the  money  and  brains 
and  leadership  away  from  the  struggling  masses, 
was  waiting  on  the  Sydney  Quay,  and  gave  me 
twelve  books  upon  his  subject  to  mend  my  wicked 
ways,  so  that  I  was  equipped  for  a  voyage  round 
the  world.  I  needed  something,  since  I  had  left 
my  wife  and  family  behind  me  in  Manly,  feeling 
that  the  rapid  journey  through  New  Zealand  would 
be  too  severe  for  them.     In  Mr.  Carlyle  Smythe, 

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however,  I  had  an  admirable  "  cobber/'  to  use  the 
pal  phrase  of  the  Australian  soldier. 

Mr.  Smythe  had  only  one  defect  as  a  comrade, 
and  that  was  his  conversation  in  a  fog.  It  was 
of  a  distinctly  depressing  character,  as  I  had 
occasion  to  learn  when  we  ran  into  very  thick 
weather  among  the  rocky  islands  which  make 
navigation  so  difficult  to  the  north  of  Auckland. 
Between  the  screams  of  the  siren  I  would  hear  a 
still  small  voice  in  the  bunk  above  me. 

"  We  are  now  somewhere  near  the  Three  Kings. 
It  is  an  isolated  group  of  rocks  celebrated  for  the 
wreck  of  the  Elingamite,  which  went  ashore  on 
just  such  a  morning  as  this."  (Whoo-ee !  re- 
marked the  foghorn).  "  They  were  nearly  starved, 
but  kept  themselves  alive  by  fish  which  were 
caught  by  improvised  lines  made  from  the  ladies' 
stay-laces.     Many  of  them  died/' 

I  lay  digesting  this  and  staring  at  the  fog  which 
crawled  all  round  the  port  hole.  Presently  he 
was  off  again. 

"  You  can't  anchor  here,  and  there  is  no  use 
stopping  her,  for  the  currents  run  hard  and  she 
would  drift  on  to  one  of  the  ledges  which  would 
rip  the  side  out  of  her."  (Whoo-ee  !  repeated  the 
foghorn).  "  The  islands  are  perpendicular  with 
deep  water  up  to  the  rocks,  so  you  never  know 
they  are  there  until  you  hit  them,  and  then,  of 
course,  there  is  no  reef  to  hold  you  up/' 
(Whoo-ee  !)  "  Close  by  here  is  the  place  where 
the  Wairarapa  went  down  with  all  hands  a  few 
years  ago.  It  was  just  such  a  day  as  this  when 
she  struck  the  Great  Barrier " 

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THE  WANDERINGS  OF  A  SPIRITUALIST 

It  was  about  this  time  that  I  decided  to  go  on 
deck.  Captain  Brown  had  made  me  free  of  the 
bridge,  so  I  climbed  up  and  joined  him  there, 
peering  out  into  the  slow-drifting  scud. 

I  spent  the  morning  there,  and  learned  some- 
thing of  the  anxieties  of  a  sailor's  life.  Captain 
Brown  had  in  his  keeping,  not  only  his  own  career 
and  reputation,  but  what  was  far  more  to  him,  the 
lives  of  more  than  three  hundred  people.  We  had 
lost  all  our  bearings,  for  we  had  drifted  in  the 
fog  during  those  hours  when  it  was  too  thick  to 
move.  Now  the  scud  was  coming  in  clouds,  the 
horizon  lifting  to  a  couple  of  miles,  and  then 
sinking  to  a  few  hundred  yards.  On  each  side  of 
us  and  ahead  were  known  to  be  rocky  islands  or 
promontories.  Yet  we  must  push  on  to  our  destina- 
tion. It  was  fine  to  see  this  typical  British 
sailor  working  his  ship  as  a  huntsman  might  take 
his  horse  over  difficult  country,  now  speeding 
ahead  when  he  saw  an  opening,  now  waiting  for  a 
fogbank  to  get  ahead,  now  pushing  in  between 
two  clouds.  For  hours  we  worked  along  with  the 
circle  of  oily  lead-coloured  sea  around  us,  and  then 
the  grey  veil,  rising  and  falling,  drifting  and 
waving,  with  danger  lurking  always  in  its  shadow. 
There  are  strange  results  when  one  stares  intently 
over  such  a  sea,  for  after  a  time  one  feels  that 
it  all  slopes  upwards,  and  that  one  is  standing 
deep  in  a  saucer  with  the  rim  far  above  one. 
Once  in  the  rifts  we  saw  a  great  ship  feeling 
her  way  southwards,  in  the  same  difficulties  as 
ourselves.  She  was  the  Niagara,  from  Van- 
couver to  Auckland.     Then,  as  suddenly  as  the 

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raising  of  a  drop-curtain,  up  came  the  fog,  and 
there  ahead  of  us  was  the  narrow  path  which  led 
to  safety.  The  Niagara  was  into  it  first,  which 
seemed  to  matter  little,  but  really  mattered  a  good 
deal,  for  her  big  business  occupied  the  Port 
Authorities  all  the  evening,  while  our  little  business 
was  not  even  allowed  to  come  alongside  until  such  an 
hour  that  we  could  not  get  ashore,  to  the  disappoint- 
ment of  all,  and  very  especially  of  me,  for  I  knew 
that  some  of  our  faithful  had  been  waiting  for 
twelve  hours  upon  the  quay  to  give  me  a  welcoming 
hand.  It  was  breakfast  time  on  the  very  morning 
that  I  was  advertised  to  lecture  before  we  at  last 
reached  our  hotel. 

Here  I  received  that  counter-demonstration 
which  always  helped  to  keep  my  head  within  the 
limits  of  my  hat.  This  was  a  peremptory  demand 
from  six  gentlemen,  who  modestly  described 
themselves  as  the  leading  photographers  of  the 
city,  to  see  the  negatives  of  the  photographs  which 
I  was  to  throw  upon  the  screen.  I  was  assured  at 
the  same  time  by  other  photographers  that  they 
had  no  sympathy  with  such  a  demand,  and  that 
the  others  were  self-advertising  busybodies  who 
had  no  mandate  at  all  for  such  a  request.  My 
experience  at  Sydney  had  shown  me  that  such 
challenges  came  from  people  who  had  no  knowledge 
of  psychic  conditions,  and  who  did  not  realise  that 
it  is  the  circumstances  under  which  a  photograph 
is  taken,  and  the  witnesses  who  guarantee  such 
circumstances,  which  are  the  real  factors  that 
matter,  and  not  the  negative  which  may  be  so 
easily   misunderstood   by   those   who   have   not 

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studied  the  processes  by  which  such  things  are 
produced.  I  therefore  refused  to  allow  my 
photographs  to  pass  into  ignorant  hands,  explain- 
ing at  the  same  time  that  I  had  no  negatives,  since 
the  photographs  in  most  cases  were  not  mine  at 
all,  so  that  the  negatives  would,  naturally,  be  with 
Dr.  Crawford,  Dr.  Geley,  Lady  Glenconnor,  the 
representatives  of  Sir  William  Crookes,  or  whoever 
else  had  originally  taken  the  photograph.  Their 
challenge  thereupon  appeared  in  the  Press  with  a 
long  tirade  of  abuse  attached  to  it,  founded  upon 
the  absurd  theory  that  all  the  photos  had  been 
taken  by  me,  and  that  there  was  no  proof  of  their 
truth  save  in  my  word.  One  gets  used  to  being 
indirectly  called  a  liar,  and  I  can  answer  arguments 
with  self-restraint  which  once  I  would  have  met 
with  the  toe  of  my  boot.  However,  a  little  breeze 
of  this  sort  does  no  harm,  but  rather  puts  ginger 
into  one's  work,  and  my  audience  were  very  soon 
convinced  of  the  absurdity  of  the  position  of  the 
six  dissenting  photographers  who  had  judged  that 
which  they  had  not  seen. 

Auckland  is  the  port  of  call  of  the  American 
steamers,  and  had  some  of  that  air  of  activity  and 
progress  which  America  brings  with  her.  The 
spirit  of  enterprise,  however,  took  curious  shapes, 
as  in  the  case  of  one  man  who  was  a  local  miller, 
and  pushed  his  trade  by  long  advertisements  at 
the  head  of  the  newspapers,  which  began  with 
abuse  of  me  and  my  ways,  and  ended  by  a  recom- 
mendation to  eat  dessicated  corn,  or  whatever  his 
particular  commodity  may  have  been.  The  result 
was  a  comic  jumble  which  was  too  funny  to  be 

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offensive,  though  Auckland  should  discourage  such 
pleasantries,  as  they  naturally  mar  the  beautiful 
impression  which  her  fair  city  and  surroundings 
make  upon  the  visitor.  I  hope  I  was  the  only 
victim,  and  that  every  stranger  within  her  gates 
is  not  held  up  to  ridicule  for  the  purpose  of  calling 
attention  to  Mr.  Blank's  dessicated  corn. 

I  seemed  destined  to  have  strange  people  mixed 
up  with  my  affairs  in  Auckland,  for  there  was  a 
conjuror  in  the  town,  who,  after  the  fashion  of 
that  rather  blatant  fraternity,  was  offering  £1,000 
that  he  could  do  anything  I  could  do.  As  I  could 
do  nothing,  it  seemed  easy  money.  In  any  case, 
the  argument  that  because  you  can  imitate  a 
thing  therefore  the  thing  does  not  exist,  is  one 
which  it  takes  the  ingenuity  of  Mr.  Maskelyne  to 
explain.  There  was  also  an  ex-spiritualist  medium 
(so-called)  who  covered  the  papers  with  his 
advertisements,  so  that  my  little  announcement 
was  quite  overshadowed.  He  was  to  lecture  the 
night  after  me  in  the  Town  Hall,  with  most  terri- 
fying revelations.  I  was  fascinated  by  his  para- 
graphs, and  should  have  liked  greatly  to  be  present, 
but  that  was  the  date  of  my  exodus.  Among 
other  remarkable  advertisements  was  one  "  What 
has  become  of  '  Pelorus  Jack '  ?  Was  he  a  lost 
soul  ?  "  Now,  "  Pelorus  Jack "  was  a  white 
dolphin,  who  at  one  time  used  to  pilot  vessels  into 
a  New  Zealand  harbour,  gambolling  under  the 
bows,  so  that  the  question  really  did  raise  curiosity. 
However,  I  learned  afterwards  that  my  successor 
did  not  reap  the  harvest  which  his  ingenuity 
deserved,  and  that  the  audience  was  scanty  and 

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derisive.  What  the  real  psychic  meaning  of 
"  Pelorus  Jack  "  may  have  been  was  not  recorded 
by  the  press. 

From  the  hour  I  landed  upon  the  quay  at 
Auckland  until  I  waved  my  last  farewell  my  visit 
was  made  pleasant,  and  every  wish  anticipated  by 
the  Rev.  Jasper  Calder,  a  clergyman  who  has  a 
future  before  him,  though  whether  it  will  be  in  the 
Church  of  England  or  not,  time  and  the  Bishop 
will  decide.  Whatever  he  may  do,  he  will  remain 
to  me  and  to  many  more  the  nearest  approach  we 
are  likely  to  see  to  the  ideal  Christian — much  as  he 
will  dislike  my  saying  so.  After  all,  if  enemies  are 
given  full  play,  why  should  not  friends  redress  the 
balance  ?  I  will  always  carry  away  the  remem- 
brance of  him,  alert  as  a  boy,  rushing  about  to  serve 
anyone,  mixing  on  equal  terms  with  scallywags  on 
the  pier,  reclaiming  criminals  whom  he  called  his 
brothers,  winning  a  prize  for  breaking-in  a  buck- 
jumper,  which  he  did  in  order  that  he  might  gain 
the  respect  of  the  stockmen ;  a  fiery  man  of  God  in 
the  pulpit,  but  with  a  mind  too  broad  for  special 
dispensations,  he  was  like  one  of  those  wonderfully 
virile  creatures  of  Charles  Reade.  The  clergy  of 
Australasia  are  stagnant  and  narrow,  but  on  the 
other  hand,  I  have  found  men  like  the  Dean  of 
Sydney,  Strong  of  Melbourne,  Sanders  of  Manly, 
Calder  of  Auckland,  and  others  whom  it  is  worth 
crossing  this  world  to  meet. 

Of  my  psychic  work  at  Auckland  there  is  little 
to  be  said,  save  that  I  began  my  New  Zealand  tour 
under  the  most  splendid  auspices.  Even  Sydney 
had  not  furnished   greater  or   more  sympathetic 

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audiences  than  those  which  crowded  the  great 
Town  Hall  upon  two  successive  nights.  I  could 
not  possibly  have  had  a  better  reception,  or  got 
my  message  across  more  successfully.  All  the 
newspaper  ragging  and  offensive  advertisements 
had  produced  (as  is  natural  among  a  generous 
people)  a  more  kindly  feeling  for  the  stranger,  and 
I  had  a  reception  I  can  never  forget. 

This  town  is  very  wonderfully  situated,  and  I 
have  never  seen  a  more  magnificent  view  than 
that  from  Mount  Eden,  an  extinct  volcano  about 
900  feet  high,  at  the  back  of  it.  The  only  one 
which  I  could  class  with  it  is  that  from  Arthur's 
Seat,  also  an  extinct  volcano  about  900  feet  high, 
as  one  looks  on  Edinburgh  and  its  environs. 
Edinburgh,  however,  is  for  ever  shrouded  in  smoke, 
while  here  the  air  is  crystal  clear,  and  I  could 
clearly  see  Great  Barrier  Island,  which  is  a  good 
eighty  miles  to  the  north.  Below  lay  the  most  mar- 
vellous medley  of  light  blue  water  and  light  green 
land  mottled  with  darker  foliage.  We  could  see 
not  only  the  whole  vista  of  the  wonderful  winding 
harbour,  and  the  seas  upon  the  east  of  the  island, 
but  we  could  look  across  and  see  the  firths  which 
connected  with  the  seas  of  the  west.  Only  a  seven- 
mile  canal  is  needed  to  link  the  two  up,  and  to  save 
at  least  two  hundred  miles  of  dangerous  navigation 
amid  those  rock-strewn  waters  from  which  we  had 
so  happily  emerged.  Of  course  it  will  be  done, 
and  when  it  is  done  it  should  easily  pay  its  way, 
for  what  ship  coming  from  Australia — or  going  to 
it — but  would  gladiy  pay  the  fees  ?  The  real 
difficulty  lies  not  in  cutting  the  canal,   but  in 

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dredging  the  western  opening,  where  shifting  sand- 
banks and  ocean  currents  combine  to  make  a 
dangerous  approach.  I  see  in  my  mind's  eye  two 
great  breakwaters,  stretching  like  nippers  into  the 
Pacific  at  that  point,  while,  between  the  points  of 
the  nippers,  the  dredgers  will  for  ever  be  at  work. 
It  will  be  difficult,  but  it  is  needed  and  it  will  be 
done. 

The  Australian  Davis  Cup  quartette — Norman 
Brooks,  Patterson,  O'Hara  Wood  and  another — 
had  come  across  in  the  Maheno  with  us  and 
were  now  at  the  Grand  Hotel.  There  also  was  the 
American  team,  including  the  formidable  Tilden, 
now  world's  champion.  The  general  feeling  of 
Australasia  is  not  as  cordial  as  one  would  wish  to 
the  United  States  for  the  moment.  I  have  met 
several  men  back  from  that  country  who  rather 
bitterly  resent  the  anti-British  agitation  which 
plays  such  a  prominent  part  in  the  American 
press.  This  continual  nagging  is,  I  am  sorry 
to  say,  wearing  down  the  stolid  patience  of  the 
Britisher  more  than  I  can  ever  remember,  and  it  is 
a  subject  on  which  I  have  always  been  sensitive  as 
I  have  been  a  life-long  advocate  of  Anglo- 
American  friendship,  leading  in  the  fullness  of 
time  to  some  loose  form  of  Anglo-American 
Union.  At  present  it  almost  looks  as  if  these 
racial  traitors  who  make  the  artificial  dissensions 
were  succeeding  for  a  time  in  their  work  of 
driving  a  wedge  between  the  two  great  sections 
of  the  English-speaking  peoples.  My  fear  is 
that  when  some  world  crisis  comes,  and 
everything    depends     upon    us    all    pulling    to- 

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gether,  the  English-speakers  may  neutralise  each 
other.  There  lies  the  deadly  danger.  It  is 
for  us  on  both  sides  to  endeavour  to  avoid 
it. 

Everyone  who  is  in  touch  with  the  sentiment  of 
the  British  officers  in  Flanders  knows  that  they 
found  men  of  their  own  heart  in  the  brave,  unassum- 
ing American  officers  who  were  their  comrades, 
and  often  their  pupils.  It  is  some  of  the  stay-at- 
home  Americans  who  appear  to  have  such  a  false 
perspective,  and  who  fail  to  realise  that  even 
British  Dominions,  such  as  Canada  and  Australia, 
lost  nearly  as  many  men  as  the  United  States  in  the 
war,  while  Britain  herself  laid  down  ten  lives 
for  every  one  spent  by  America.  This  is  not 
America's  fault,  but  when  we  see  apparent  forget- 
fulness  of  it  on  the  part  of  a  section  of  the 
American  people  when  our  wounds  are  still  fresh, 
it  cannot  be  wondered  at  that  we  feel  sore.  We 
do  not  advertise,  and  as  a  result  there  are  few  who 
know  that  we  lost  more  men  and  made  larger 
captures  during  the  last  two  years  of  the  war  than 
our  gallant  ally  of  France.  When  we  hear  that 
others  won  the  war  we  smile — but  it  is  a  bitter 
smile. 

Strange,  indeed,  are  some  of  the  episodes  of 
psychic  experience.  There  came  to  me  at  my 
hotel  in  Auckland  two  middle-aged  hard-working 
women,  who  had  come  down  a  hundred  miles  from 
the  back  country  to  my  lecture.  One  had  lost 
her  boy  at  Gallipoli.  She  gave  me  a  long  post- 
mortem account  from  him  as  to  the  circumstances 
of  his  own  death,  including  the  military  operations 

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which  led  up  to  it.  I  read  it  afterwards,  and  it 
was  certainly  a  very  coherent  account  of  the  events 
both  before  and  after  the  shell  struck  him. 
Having  handed  me  the  pamphlet  the  country 
woman  then,  with  quivering  ringers,  produced 
from  her  bosom  a  little  silver  box.  Out  of  this 
she  took  an  object,  wrapped  in  white  silk.  It 
was  a  small  cube  of  what  looked  to  me  like  sand- 
stone, about  an  inch  each  way.  She  told  me  it 
was  an  apport,  that  it  had  been  thrown  down  on 
her  table  while  she  and  her  family,  including,  as  I 
understood,  the  friend  then  present,  were  holding 
a  seance.  A  message  came  with  it  to  say  that  it 
was  from  the  boy's  grave  at  Gallipoli.  What  are 
we  to  say  to  that  ?  Was  it  fraud  ?  Then  why 
were  they  playing  tricks  upon  themselves  ?  If 
it  was,  indeed,  an  apport,  it  is  surely  one  of  the 
most  remarkable  for  distance  and  for  purpose 
recorded  of  any  private  circle. 

A  gentleman  named  Moors  was  staying  at  the 
same  hotel  in  Auckland,  and  we  formed  an  acquain- 
tance. I  find  that  he  was  closely  connected  with 
Stevenson,  and  had  actually  written  a  very 
excellent  book  upon  his  comradeship  with  him  at 
Samoa.  Stevenson  dabbled  in  the  politics  of 
Samoa,  and  always  with  the  best  motives  and  on 
the  right  side,  but  he  was  of  so  frank  and  impetuous 
a  nature  that  he  was  not  trusted  with  any  inside 
knowledge.  Of  the  German  rule  Mr.  Moors  says 
that  for  the  first  twelve  years  Dr.  Solf  was  as  good 
as  he  could  be,  and  did  fair  justice  to  all.  Then 
he  went  on  a  visit  to  Berlin,  and  returned  "  bitten 
by    the   military   bug,"    with   his   whole   nature 

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changed,  and  began  to  "  imponieren "  in  true 
Prussian  fashion.  It  is  surely  extraordinary  how 
all  the  scattered  atoms  of  a  race  can  share  the 
diseases  of  the  central  organism  from  which  they 
sprang.  I  verily  believe  that  if  a  German  had  been 
alone  on  a  desert  island  in  1914  he  would  have 
begun  to  dance  and  brandish  a  club.  How  many 
cases  are  on  record  of  the  strange  changes  and 
wild  deeds  of  individuals  ? 

Mr.  Moors  told  me  that  he  dropped  into  a 
developing  circle  of  spiritualists  at  Sydney,  none 
of  whom  could  have  known  him.  One  of  them 
said,  "  Above  your  head  I  see  a  man,  an  artist,  long 
hair,  brown  eyes,  and  I  get  the  name  of  Stephens/' 
If  he  was  indeed  unknown,  this  would  seem 
fairly  evidential. 

I  was  struck  by  one  remark  of  Mr.  Moors,  which 
was  that  he  had  not  only  seen  the  natives  ride 
turtles  in  the  South  Sea  lagoons,  but  that  he  had 
actually  done  so  himself,  and  that  it  was  by  no 
means  difficult.  This  was  the  feat  which  was 
supposed  to  be  so  absurd  when  De  Rougemont 
claimed  to  have  done  it.  There  are,  of  course, 
some  gross  errors  which  are  probably  pure  misuse 
of  words  in  that  writer's  narrative,  but  he  places 
the  critic  in  a  dilemma  which  has  never  been 
fairly  faced.  Either  he  is  a  liar,  in  which  case  he 
is,  beyond  all  doubt,  the  most  realistic  writer  of 
adventure  since  Defoe,  or  else  he  speaks  the  truth, 
in  which  case  he  is  a  great  explorer.  I  see  no 
possible  avoidance  of  this  dilemma,  so  that  which 
ever  way  you  look  at  it  the  man  deserves  credit 
which  he  has  never  received. 

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We  set  off,  four  of  us,  to  visit  Mr.  Clement 
Wragge,  who  is  the  most  remarkable  personality 
in  Auckland — dreamer,  mystic,  and  yet  very 
practical  adviser  on  all  matters  of  ocean  and  of  air. 

On  arriving  at  the  charming  bungalow,  buried 
among  all  sorts  of  broad-leaved  shrubs  and  trees, 
I  was  confronted  by  a  tall,  thin  figure,  clad  in 
black,  with  a  face  like  a  sadder  and  thinner 
Bernard  Shaw,  dim,  dreamy  eyes,  heavily  pouched, 
with  a  blue  turban  surmounting  all.  On  repeat- 
ing my  desire  he  led  me  apart  into  his  study.  I 
had  been  warned  that  with  his  active  brain  and 
copious  knowledge  I  would  never  be  able  to  hold 
him  to  the  point,  so,  in  the  dialogue  which 
followed,  I  perpetually  headed  him  off  as  he 
turned  down  bye  paths,  until  the  conversation 
almost  took  the  form  of  a  game. 

"  Mr.  Wragge,  you  are,  I  know,  one  of  the 
greatest  authorities  upon  winds  and  currents." 

"  Well,  that  is  one  of  my  pursuits.  When  I 
was  young  I  ran  the  Ben  Nevis  Observatory  in 
Scotland  and " 

"  It  was  only  a  small  matter  I  wished  to  ask 
you.  You'll  excuse  my  directness  as  I  have  so 
little  time/' 

"  Certainly.     What  is  it  ?  " 

"  If  the  Maoris  came,  originally,  from  Hawaii, 
what  prevailing  winds  would  their  canoes  meet  in 
the  2,000  miles  which  they  crossed  to  reach  New 
Zealand  ?  " 

The  dim  eyes  lit  up  with  the  joy  of  the  problem, 
and  the  nervous  fingers  unrolled  a  chart  of  the 
Pacific.     He  flourished  a  pair  of  compasses. 

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"  Here  is  Hawaii.  They  would  start  with  a 
north-westerly  trade  wind.  That  would  be  a  fair 
wind.  I  may  say  that  the  whole  affair  took  place 
far  further  back  than  is  usually  supposed.  We 
have  to  get  back  to  astronomy  for  our  fixed  date. 
Don't  imagine  that  the  obliquity  of  the  ecliptic 
was  always  23  degrees/' 

"  The  Maoris  had  a  fair  wind  then  ?  " 

The  compasses  stabbed  at  the  map. 

"  Only  down  to  this  point.  Then  they  would 
come  on  the  Doldrums — the  calm  patch  of  the 
equator.  They  could  paddle  their  canoes  across 
that.  Of  course,  the  remains  at  Easter  Island 
prove " 

"  But  they  could  not  paddle  all  the  way." 

"  No  ;  they  would  run  into  the  south-easterly 
trades.  Then  they  made  their  way  to  Rarotonga 
in  ^Tahiti.  It  was  from  here  that  they  made  for 
New  Zealand." 

"  But  how  could  they  know  New  Zealand  was 
there  ?  " 

"  Ah,  yes,  how  did  they  know  ?  " 

"  Had  they  compasses  ?  " 

"  They  steered  by  the  stars.  We  have  a  poem 
of  theirs  which  numbers  the  star-gazer  as  one  of 
the  crew.  We  have  a  chart,  also,  cut  in  the  rocks 
at  Hawaii,  which  seems  to  be  the  plot  of  a  voyage. 
Here  is  a  slide  of  it."  He  fished  out  a  photo  of 
lines  and  scratches  upon  a  rock. 

"  Of  course,"  said  he,  "  the  root  of  the  matter  is 
that  missionaries  from  Atlantis  permeated  the 
Pacific,  coming  across  Central  America,  and  left 
their  traces  everywhere." 

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Ah,  Atlantis  !  I  am  a  bit  of  an  Atlantean 
myself,  so  off  we  went  at  scratch  and  both  enjoyed 
ourselves  greatly  until  time  had  come  to  rejoin 
the  party  and  meet  Mr.  Wragge's  wife,  a  charming 
Brahmin  lady  from  India,  who  was  one  of  the 
most  gracious  personalities  I  have  met  in  my 
wanderings.  The  blue-turbaned,  eager  man,  half 
western  science,  half  eastern  mystic,  and  his  dark- 
eyed  wife  amid  their  profusion  of  flowers  will 
linger  in  my  memory.  Mrs.  Wragge  was  eager 
that  I  go  and  lecture  in  India.     Well,  who  knows  ? 

I  was  so  busy  listening  to  Mr.  Wragge's  Atlan- 
tean theories  that  I  had  no  chance  of  laying 
before  him  my  own  contribution  to  the  subject, 
which  is,  I  think,  both  original  and  valid.  If  the 
huge  bulk  of  Atlantis  sank  beneath  the  ocean, 
then,  assuredly,  it  raised  such  a  tidal  wave  as  has 
never  been  known  in  the  world's  history.  This 
tidal  wave,  since  all  sea  water  connects,  would  be 
felt  equally  all  over  the  world,  as  the  wave  of 
Krakatoa  was  in  1883  felt  in  Europe.  The  wave 
must  have  rushed  over  all  flat  coasts  and  drowned 
every  living  thing,  as  narrated  in  the  biblical 
narrative.  Therefore,  since  this  catastrophe  was, 
according  to  Plato's  account,  not  very  much  more 
than  10,000  years  ago  there  should  exist  ample 
evidence  of  a  wholesale  destruction  of  life, 
especially  in  the  flatter  lands  of  the  globe.  Is 
there  such  evidence  ?  Think  of  Darwin's  account 
of  how  the  pampas  of  South  America  are  in  places 
one  huge  grave-yard.  Think,  also,  of  the  mam- 
moth remains  which  strew  the  Tundras  of  Siberia, 
and  which  are  so  numerous  that  some  of  the  Arctic 

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islands  are  really  covered  with  bones.  There  is 
ample  evidence  of  some  great  flood  which  would 
exactly  correspond  with  the  effect  produced  by 
the  sinking  of  Atlantis.  The  tragedy  broadens  as 
one  thinks  of  it.  Everyone  everywhere  must 
have  been  drowned  save  only  the  hill-dwellers. 
The  object  of  the  catastrophe  was,  according  to 
some  occult  information,  to  remove  the  Atlantean 
race  and  make  room  for  the  Aryan,  even  as  the 
Lemurian  had  been  removed  to  make  room  for 
the  Atlantean.  How  long  has  the  Aryan  race  to 
run  ?  The  answer  may  depend  upon  themselves. 
The  great  war  is  a  warning  bell  perhaps. 

I  had  a  talk  with  a  curious  type  of  psychic 
while  I  was  in  Auckland.  He  claimed  to  be  a 
psychologist  who  did  not  need  to  be  put  en 
rapport  with  his  object  by  any  material  starting 
point.  A  piece  of  clothing  is,  as  a  rule,  to  a 
psychometrist  what  it  would  be  to  a  blood- 
hound, the  starting  point  of  a  chase  which  runs 
down  the  victim.  Thus  Van  Bourg,  when  he 
discovered  by  crystal  gazing  the  body  of  Mr. 
Foxhall  (I  quote  the  name  from  memory)  floating 
in  the  Thames,  began  by  covering  the  table  with 
the  missing  man's  garments.  This  is  the  usual 
procedure  which  will  become  more  familiar  as  the 
public  learn  the  full  utility  of  a  psychic. 

This  gentlemen,  Mr.  Pearman,  was  a  builder 
by  trade,  a  heavy,  rather  uneducated  man  with 
the  misty  eye  of  a  seer.  He  told  me  that  if  he 
desired  to  turn  his  powers  upon  anything  he  had 
only  to  sit  in  a  dim  room  and  concentrate  his 
thought  upon  the  matter,  without  any  material 

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nexus.  For  example,  a  murder  had  been  done  in 
Western  Australia.  The  police  asked  his  help. 
Using  his  power,  he  saw  the  man,  a  stranger,  and 
yet  he  knew  that  it  was  the  man,  descending  the 
Swan  River  in  a  boat.  He  saw  him  mix  with  the 
dockmen  of  Fremantle.  Then  he  saw  him  return 
to  Perth.  Finally,  he  saw  him  take  train  on  the 
Transcontinental  Railway.  The  police  at  once 
acted,  and  intercepted  the  man,  who  was  duly 
convicted  and  hanged.  This  was  one  of  several 
cases  which  this  man  told  me,  and  his  stories 
carried  conviction  with  them.  All  this,  although 
psychic,  has,  of  course,  nothing  to  do  with 
spiritualism,  but  is  an  extension  of  the  normal, 
though  undefined,  powers  of  the  human  mind  and 
soul. 

The  reader  will  be  relieved  to  hear  that  I  did  not 
visit  Rotorua.  An  itinerant  lecturer  upon  an 
unpopular  cause  has  enough  hot  water  without 
seeking  out  a  geyser.  My  travels  would  make 
but  an  indifferent  guide  book,  but  I  am  bound  to 
put  it  upon  record  that  Wellington  is  a  very 
singular  city  plastered  upon  the  side  of  a  very 
steep  hill.  It  is  said  that  the  plan  of  the  city 
was  entirely  drawn  up  in  England  under  the 
impression  that  the  site  was  a  flat  one,  and  that 
it  was  duly  carried  out  on  the  perpendicular 
instead  of  the  horizontal.  It  is  a  town  of  fine 
buildings,  however,  in  a  splendid  winding  estuary 
ringed  with  hills.  It  is,  of  course,  the  capital,  and 
the  centre  of  all  officialdom  in  New  Zealand,  but 
Auckland,  in  the  north,  is  already  the  greater 
city. 

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I  had  the  opportunity  of  spending  the  day  after 
my  arrival  with  Dr.  Morrice,  who  married  the 
daughter  of  the  late  Premier,  Sir  R.  Seddon, 
whom  I  had  known  in  years  gone  by.  Their 
summer  house  was  down  the  Bay,  and  so  I  had  a 
long  drive  which  gave  me  an  admirable  chance  of 
seeing  the  wonderful  panorama.  It  was  blowing 
a  full  gale,  and  the  road  is  so  exposed  that  even 
motors  are  sometimes  upset  by  the  force  of  the 
wind.  On  this  occasion  nothing  more  serious 
befell  us  than  the  loss  of  Mr.  Smythe's  hat,  which 
disappeared  with  such  velocity  that  no  one  was 
able  to  say  what  had  become  of  it.  It  simply  was, 
and  then  it  was  not.  The  yellow  of  the  foreshore, 
the  green  of  the  shallows,  the  blue  mottled  with 
purple  of  the  deep,  all  fretted  with  lines  of  foam, 
made  an  exhilarating  sight.  The  whole  excursion 
was  a  brief  but  very  pleasant  break  in  our  round 
of  work.  Another  pleasant  experience  was  that 
I  met  Dr.  Purdey,  who  had  once  played  cricket 
with  me,  when  we  were  very  young,  at  Edinburgh 
University.  Eheu  fagaces  !  I  had  also  the  plea- 
sure of  meeting  Mr.  Massey,  the  Premier,  a  bluff, 
strong,  downright  man  who  impresses  one  with 
his  force  and  sincerity. 

I  had  the  privilege  when  I  was  at  Wellington 
of  seeing  the  first  edition  of  "  Robinson  Crusoe/ ' 
which  came  out  originally  in  three  volumes.  I 
had  no  idea  that  the  three-decker  dated  back  to 
1719.  It  had  a  delightful  map  of  the  island 
which  would  charm  any  boy,  and  must  have  been 
drawn  up  under  the  personal  guidance  of  Defoe 
himself.     I  wonder  that  map  has  not  been  taken 

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as  an  integral  part  of  the  book,  and  reproduced 
in  every  edition,  for  it  is  a  fascinating  and  a 
helpful  document. 

I  saw  this  rare  book  in  the  Turnbull  Library, 
which,  under  the  loving  care  of  Mr.  Anderson 
(himself  no  mean  poet),  is  a  fine  little  collection 
of  books  got  together  by  a  Wellington  man  of 
business.  In  a  raw  young  land  such  a  literary 
oasis  is  like  a  Gothic  Cathedral  in  the  midst  of  a 
suburb  of  modern  villas.  Anyone  can  come  in  to 
consult  the  books,  and  if  I  were  a  Wellingtonian  I 
would  certainly  spend  a  good  deal  of  time  there. 
I  handled  with  fitting  reverence  a  first  edition 
of  "  Lyrical  Ballads/'  where,  in  1798,  Coleridge 
and  Wordsworth  made  their  entry  hand  in  hand 
into  poetical  literature.  I  saw  an  original 
Hakluyt,  the  book  which  has  sent  so  many 
brave  hearts  a-roving.  There,  too,  was  a  precious 
Kelmscott  "  Chaucer,' '  a  Plutarch  and  Mon- 
taigne, out  of  which  Shakespeare  might  have  done 
his  cribbing  ;  Capt.  Cook's  manuscript  "  Diary," 
written  in  the  stiff  hand  of  a  very  methodical 
man ;  a  copy  of  Swinburne's  "  Poems  and 
Ballads,"  which  is  one  of  twenty  from  a  recalled 
edition,  and  many  other  very  rare  and  worthy 
volumes  carefully  housed  and  clad.  I  spent  a 
mellow  hour  among  them. 

I  have  been  looking  up  all  the  old  books  upon 
the  Maoris  which  I  could  find,  with  the  special 
intent  of  clearing  up  their  history,  but  while  doing 
so  I  found  in  one  rather  rare  volume  "  Old  New 
Zealand,"  an  account  of  a  Maori  seance,  which 
seems   to   have   been  in  the   early   forties,   and, 

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therefore,  older  than  the  Hydesville  knockings. 
I  only  wish  every  honest  materialist  could  read  it 
and  compare  it  with  the  experiences  which  we 
have,  ourselves,  independently  reported.  Surely 
they  cannot  persist  in  holding  that  such  identical 
results  are  obtained  by  coincidence,  or  that  fraud 
would  work  in  exactly  the  same  fashion  in  two 
different  hemispheres. 

A  popular  young  chief  had  been  killed  in  battle. 
The  white  man  was  invited  to  join  the  solemn 
circle  who  hoped  to  regain  touch  with  him.     The 
seance  was  in  the  dark  of  a  large  hut,  lit  only  by 
the  ruddy  glow  of  a  low  fire.     The  white  man,  a 
complete  unbeliever,  gives  his  evidence  in  grudg- 
ing fashion,  but  cannot  get  past  the  facts.     The 
voice  came,  a  strange  melancholy  sound,  like  the 
wind  blowing  into  a  hollow  vessel.     "  Salutation  ! 
Salutation    to    you    all  !     To    you,    my    tribe  ! 
Family,  I  salute  you  !     Friends,  I  salute  you  !  " 
When  the  power  waned  the  voice  cried,  "  Speak 
to   me,    the   family !     Speak   to   me!"     In   the 
published  dialogue  between  Dr.  Hodgson  after  his 
death    and    Professor    Hyslop,    Hodgson    cries, 
"  Speak,  Hyslop  !  "    when   the   power  seemed  to 
wane.     For  some  reason  it  would  appear  either  by 
vibrations  or  by  concentrating  attention  to  help 
the  communicator.     "It  is  well  with  me,"  said 
the  chief.     "  This  place  is  a  good  place."     He  was 
with  the  dead  of  the  tribe  and  described  them,  and 
offered    to    take    messages    to    them.     The    in- 
credulous white  man  asked  where  a  book  had  been 
concealed  which  only  the  dead  man  knew  about, 
The  place  was  named  and  the  book  found.     The 

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white  man  himself  did  not  know,  so  there  was  no 
telepathy.  Finally,  with  a  "  Farewell !  "  which 
came  from  high  in  the  air,  the  spirit  passed  back 
to  immaterial  conditions. 

This  is,  I  think,  a  very  remarkable  narrative. 
If  you  take  it  as  literally  true,  which  I  most 
certainly  do,  since  our  experience  corroborates  it, 
it  gives  us  some  points  for  reflection.  One  is  that 
the  process  is  one  known  in  all  the  ages,  as  our 
Biblical  reading  has  already  told  us.  A  second 
is  that  a  young  barbarian  chief  with  no  ad- 
vantages of  religion  finds  the  next  world  a  very 
pleasant  place,  just  as  our  dead  do,  and  that  they 
love  to  come  back  and  salute  those  whom  they 
have  left,  showing  a  keen  memory  of  their  earth 
life.  Finally,  we  must  face  the  conclusion  that 
the  mere  power  of  communication  has  no  elevating 
effect  in  itself,  otherwise  these  tribes  could  not 
have  continued  to  be  ferocious  savages.  It  has 
to  be  united  with  the  Christ  message  from  beyond 
before  it  will  really  help  us  upon  the  upward  path. 

Before  I  left  Wellington  the  spiritualists  made 
me  a  graceful  presentation  of  a  travelling  rug, 
and  I  was  able  to  assure  them  that  if  they  found 
the  rug  I  would  find  the  travelling.  It  is  made  of 
the  beautiful  woollen  material  in  which  New 
Zealand  is  supreme.  The  presentation  was  made 
by  Mrs.  Stables,  the  President  of  the  New  Zealand 
Association,  an  energetic  lady  to  whom  the  cause 
owes  much.  A  greenstone  penholder  was  given 
to  me  for  my  wife,  and  a  little  charm  for  my  small 
daughter,  the  whole  proceedings  being  marked 
with    great    cordiality    and    good    feeling.     The 

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faithful  are  strong  in  Wellington,  but  are  much 
divided  among  themselves,  which,  I  hope,  may 
be  alleviated  as  a  consequence  of  my  visit. 
Nothing  could  have  been  more  successful  than 
my  two  meetings.  The  Press  was  splendidly 
sympathetic,  and  I  left  by  a  night  boat  in  high 
heart  for  my  campaign  in  the  South  Island. 


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CHAPTER  IX 

The  Anglican  Colony. — Psychic  dangers. — The  learned  dog. — 
Absurd  newspaper  controversy. — A  backward  commu- 
nity.— The  Maori  tongue. — Their  origin. — Their  treat- 
ment by  the  Empire. — A  fiasco. — The  Pa  of  Kaiopoi. — 
Dr.  Thacker. — Sir  Joseph  Kinsey. — A  generous  collector. 
— Scott  and  Amundsen. — Dunedin. — A  genuine  medium. 
— Evidence. — The  shipping  strike. — Sir  Oliver. — Fare- 
well. 

I  am  afraid  that  the  average  Britisher  looks  upon 
New  Zealand  as  one  solid  island.     If  he  had  to 
cross  Cook's  Strait  to  get  from   the   northern  to 
the    southern    half,  he   would    never    forget    his 
lesson  in  geography,  for  it  can  be  as  nasty  a  bit  of 
water  as  is  to  be  found  in  the  world,  with  ocean 
waves,  mountain  winds  and  marine  currents  all 
combining  into  a  horrible  chaos.     Twelve  good 
hours    separate    Wellington    in    the    north    from 
Lyttelton,  which  is  the  port  of  Christchurch  in 
the  south.     A  very  short  railway  joins  the  two 
latter  places.     My  luck  held  good,  and  I  had  an 
excellent  passage,  dining  in  Wellington  and  break- 
fasting in   Christchurch.     It   is   a   fine   city,   the 
centre  of  the  famous  Canterbury  grazing  country. 
Four  shiploads  of  people  calling  themselves  the 
Canterbury    Pilgrims  arrived  here  in  1852,  built 
a  cathedral,  were  practically  ruled  over  by  Bishop 

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Selwyn,  and  tried  the  successful  experiment  of 
establishing  a  community  which  should  be  as 
Anglican  as  New  England  is  Nonconformist. 
The  distinctive  character  has  now  largely  dis- 
appeared, but  a  splendid  and  very  English  city 
remains  as  a  memorial  of  their  efforts.  When 
you  are  on  the  green,  sloping  banks  of  the  river 
Avon,  with  the  low,  artistic  bridges,  it  would  not 
be  hard  to  imagine  that  you  were  in  the  Backs  at 
Cambridge. 

At  Christchurch  I  came  across  one  of  those 
little  bits  of  psychic  evidence  which  may  be  taken 
as  certainly  true,  and  which  can  be  regarded, 
therefore,  as  pieces  which  have  to  be  fitted  into 
the  jig-saw  puzzle  in  order  to  make  the  com- 
pleted whole,  at  that  far  off  date  when  a 
completed  whole  is  within  the  reach  of  man's 
brain.  It  concerns  Mr.  Michie,  a  local  Spiritualist 
of  wide  experience.  On  one  occasion  some  years 
ago,  he  practised  a  short  cut  to  psychic  power, 
acquired  through  a  certain  method  of  breathing 
and  of  action,  which  amounts,  in  my  opinion,  to 
something  in  the  nature  of  self-hypnotisation.  I 
will  not  give  details,  as  I  think  all  such  exercises 
are  dangerous  save  for  very  experienced  students 
of  these  matters,  who  know  the  risk  and  are  pre- 
pared to  take  it.  The  result  upon  Mr.  Michie, 
through  some  disregard  upon  his  part  of  the 
conditions  which  he  was  directed  to  observe,  was 
disastrous.  He  fell  into  an  insidious  illness  with 
certain  psychic  symptoms,  and  within  a  few 
months  was  reduced  to  skin  and  bone.  Mr. 
Michie's   wife   is    mediumistic   and   liable   to   be 

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controlled.  One  day  an  entity  came  to  her  and 
spoke  through  her  to  her  husband,  claiming  to  be 
the  spirit  of  one,  Gordon  Stanley.  He  said :  "  I 
can  sympathise  with  your  case,  because  my  own 
death  was  brought  about  in  exactly  the  same  way. 
I  will  help  you,  however,  to  fight  against  it  and  to 
recover/'  The  spirit  then  gave  an  account  of  his 
own  life,  described  himself  as  a  clerk  in  Cole's 
Book  Arcade  in  Melbourne,  and  said  that  his 
widow  was  living  at  an  address  in  Melbourne, 
which  was  duly  given.  Mr.  Michie  at  once  wrote 
to  this  address  and  received  this  reply,  the  original 
of  which  I  have  seen  : 

"  Park  Street, 

"  Melbourne. 

"  Dear  Sir, — i"  have  just  received  your  strange 
— /  must  say,  your  very  strange  letter.  Yes,  I 
am  Mrs.  Stanley.  My  husband  did  die  two 
years  ago  from  consumption.  He  was  a  clerk 
in  Coles  Arcade.  I  must  say  your  letter  gave 
me  a  great  shock.  But  I  cannot  doubt  after 
what  you  have  said,  for  I  know  you  are  a  complete 
stranger  to  me." 

Shortly  afterwards  Mr.  Stanley  returned  again 
through  the  medium,  said  that  his  widow  was 
going  to  marry  again,  and  that  it  was  with  his 
full  approbation.  The  incident  may  be  taken  by 
our  enemies  as  illustrating  the  danger  of  psychic 
research,  and  we  admit  that  there  are  forms  of  it 
which  should  be  approached  with  caution,  but  I 
do  not  think  that  mankind  will  ever  be  warned  off 

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by  putting  a  danger  label  upon  it,  so  long  as 
they  think  there  is  real  knowledge  to  be  gained. 
How  could  the  motor-car  or  the  aeroplane  have 
been  developed  if  hundreds  had  not  been  ready 
to  give  their  lives  to  pay  the  price  ?  Here  the 
price  has  been  far  less,  and  the  goal  far  higher, 
but  if  in  gaining  it  a  man  were  assured  that  he 
would  lose  his  health,  his  reason,  or  his  life,  it  is 
none  the  less  his  duty  to  go  forward  if  he  clearly 
sees  that  there  is  something  to  be  won.  To  meet 
death  in  conquering  death  is  to  die  in  victory — 
the  ideal  death. 

Whilst  I  was  at  Auckland  Mr.  Poynton,  a 
stipendiary  magistrate  there,  told  me  of  a  dogin 
Christchurch  which  had  a  power  of  thought  com- 
parable, not  merely  to  a  human  being,  but  even, 
as  I  understood  him,  to  a  clairvoyant,  as  it  would 
bark  out  the  number  of  coins  in  your  pocket  and 
other  such  questions.  The  alternative  to  clair- 
voyance was  that  he  was  a  very  quick  and  accurate 
thought-reader,  but  in  some  cases  the  power 
seemed  to  go  beyond  this.  Mr.  Poynton,  who 
had  studied  the  subject,  mentioned  four  learned 
beasts  in  history :  a  marvellous  horse  in  Shake- 
speare's time,  which  was  burned  with  its  master  in 
Florence ;  the  Boston  skipper's  dog ;  Hans,  the 
Russian  horse,  and  Darkie  of  Christchurch.  He 
investigated  the  latter  himself,  as  one  of  a  com- 
mittee of  three.  On  the  first  occasion  they  got 
no  results.  On  the  second,  ninety  per  cent,  of  the 
questions  were  right,  and  they  included  sums  of 
addition,  subtraction,  etc.  "  It  was  uncanny/' 
he  wrote. 

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I  called,  therefore,  upon  Mrs.  McGibbon,  the 
owner,  who  allowed  me  to  see  the  dog.  He  was 
a  dark,  vivacious  fox  terrier,  sixteen  years  old, 
blind  and  deaf,  which  obviously  impaired  his 
powers.  In  spite  of  his  blindness  he  dashed  at 
me  the  moment  he  was  allowed  into  the  room, 
pawing  at  me  and  trembling  all  over  with  excite- 
ment. He  was,  in  fact  so  excited  that  he  was  of 
little  use  for  demonstration,  as  when  once  he 
began  to  bark  he  could  not  be  induced  to  stop. 
Occasionally  he  steadied  down,  and  gave  us  a 
touch  of  his  true  quality.  When  a  half-crown  was 
placed  before  him  and  he  was  asked  how  many 
sixpences  were  in  it,  he  gave  five  barks,  and  four 
for  a  florin,  but  when  a  shilling  was  substituted  he 
gave  twelve,  which  looked  as  if  he  had  pennies  in 
his  mind.  On  the  whole  the  performance  was  a 
failure,  but  as  he  had  raised  by  exhibiting  his 
gifts,  £138  for  war  charities,  I  took  my  hat  off  to 
him  all  the  same.  I  will  not  imitate  those  psychic 
researchers  who  imagine  that  because  they  do  not 
get  a  result,  therefore,  every  one  else  who  has 
reported  it  is  a  cheat  or  a  fool.  On  the  contrary, 
I  have  no  doubt  that  the  dog  had  these  powers, 
though  age  and  excitement  have  now  impaired 
them. 

The  creature's  powers  were  first  discovered 
when  the  son  of  the  house  remarked  one  day: 
"  I  will  give  you  a  biscuit  if  you  bark  three  times." 
He  at  once  did  it.  "  Now,  six  times."  He  did  so. 
"  Now,  take  three  off."  He  barked  three  times 
once  again.  Since  then  they  have  hardly  found 
any  problem  he  could  not  tackle.     When  asked 

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how  many  males  in  the  room  he  always  included 
himself  in  the  number,  but  omitted  himself  when 
asked  how  many  human  beings.  One  wonders 
how  many  other  dogs  have  human  brains  without 
the  humans  being  clever  enough  to  detect  it. 

I  had  an  amusing  controversy  in  Christchurch 
with  one  of  the  local  papers,  The  Press,  which 
represents  the  clerical  interest,  and,  also,  the 
clerical  intolerance  of  a  cathedral  city.  It  issued 
an  article  upon  me  and  my  beliefs,  severe,  but 
quite  within  the  limits  of  legitimate  criticism, 
quoting  against  me  Professor  Hyslop,  "  who/' 
it  said,  "  is  Professor  of  Logic  at  Columbia,  etc/' 
To  this  I  made  the  mild  and  obvious  retort  in  the 
course  of  my  lecture  that  as  Professor  Hyslop 
was  dead,  The  Press  went  even  further  than  I 
in  saying  that  he  is  Professor  at  Columbia/ ' 
Instead  of  accepting  this  correction,  The  Press 
made  the  tactical  error  of  standing  by  their 
assertion,  and  aggravated  it  by  head-lines  which 
challenged  me,  and  quoted  my  statement  as 
"  typical  of  the  inaccuracy  of  a  Spiritualist."  As 
I  rather  pride  myself  on  my  accuracy,  which  has 
seldom  been  challenged,  I  answered  shortly  but 
politely,  as  follows  : 

"  Sir, — /  am  surprised  that  the  news  of  the 
death  of  Professor  Hyslop  has  not  reached  New 
Zealand,  and  even  more  surprised  that  it  could 
be  imagined  that  I  would  make  such  a  statement 
on  a  matter  so  intimately  connected  with  the 
subject  upon  which  I  lecture  without  being  sure 
of  my  fact.      I   am   reported   as   saying   '  some 

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years,'  but,  if  so,  it  was  a  slip  of  the  tongue  for 
*  some  time.'  The  Professor  died  either  late  last 
year  or  early  in  the  present  one!1 

I  should  have  thought  that  my  answer  was 
conclusive,  and  would  have  elicited  some  sort  of 
apology ;  but  instead  of  this,  The  Press  called 
loudly  upon  me  in  a  leading  article  to  apologise, 
though  for  what  I  know  not,  save  that  they 
asserted  I  had  said  "  some  years/'  whereas  I 
claim  that  I  actually  said  "  some  time/'  This 
drew  the  following  rather  more  severe  letter  from 
me  : 

"  Sir, — I  am  collecting  New  Zealand  curiosities, 
so  I  will  take  your  leading  article  home  with  me. 
To  get  the  full  humour  of  it  one  has  to  remember 
the  sequence  of  events.  In  a  leading  article  you 
remarked  that  Professor  Hyslop  is  Professor  of 
Logic.  I  answered  with  mild  irony  that  he 
certainly  is  not,  as  he  had  been  dead  '  some  years  ' 
or  '  some  time  '  — which  of  the  two  is  perfectly 
immaterial,  since  I  presume  that  in  either  case 
you  would  agree  that  he  has  ceased  to  be  Professor 
of  Logic.  To  this  you  were  rash  enough  to  reply 
with  a  challenging  article  with  large  head-lines, 
declaring  that  I  had  blundered,  and  that  this 
was  typical  of  the  inaccuracy  of  Spiritualists.  I 
wrote  a  gentle  remonstrance  to  show  that  I  had 
not  blundered,  and  that  my  assertion  was 
essentially  true,  since  the  man  was  dead.  This 
you  now  tacitly  admit,  but  instead  of  expressing 
regret  you  ask  for  an  apology  from  me.     I  have 

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engaged  in  much  newspaper  controversy ,  but  I 
can  truly  say  that  I  can  recall  no  such  instance  of 
effrontery  as  this!' 

This  led  to  another  leader  and  considerable 
abuse. 

The  controversy  was,  however,  by  no  means 
one-sided,  in  spite  of  the  shadow  of  the  Cathedral. 
Mr.  Peter  Trolove  is  a  man  of  wit  as  well  as 
knowledge,  and  wields  a  pretty  pen.  A  strong 
man,  also,  is  Dr.  John  Guthrie,  whose  letter 
contains  words  so  kindly  that  I  must  quote 
them  : 

"  Sir  Arthur  Conan  Doyle  stands  above  it  all, 
not  only  as  a  courteous  gentleman,  but  as  a  fair 
controversialist  throughout.  He  is,  anyhow,  a 
chivalrous  and  magnanimous  personality,  whether 
or  not  his  beliefs  have  any  truth.  Fancy  quoting 
authorities  against  a  man  who  has  spent  great 
part  of  his  life  studying  the  subject,  and  who 
knows  the  authorities  better  than  all  his  opponents 
put  together — a  man  who  has  deliberately  used 
his  great  gifts  in  an  honest  attempt  to  get  at 
truth.  I  do  think  that  Christchurch  has  some 
need  to  apologise  for  its  controversialists — much 
more  need  than  our  distinguished  visitor  has  to 
apologise  for  what  we  all  know  to  be  his  honest 
convictions." 

I  have  never  met  Dr.  John  Guthrie  in  the  flesh, 
but  I  would  thank  him  here,  should  this  ever 
meet  his  eye,  for  this  kindly  protest. 

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It  will  be  gathered  that  I  succeeded  at  Christ- 
church  in  performing  the  feat  of  waking  up  a 
Cathedral  City,  and  all  the  ex-sleepers  were  pro- 
testing loudly  against  such  a  disturbing  inrush 
from  the  outer  world.  Glancing  at  the  head 
lines  I  see  that  Bishop  Brodie  declared  it  to  be 
"  A  blasphemy  nurtured  in  fraud,"  the  Dean  of 
Christchurch  writes  it  down  as  "  Spiritism,  the 
abrogation  of  Reason,"  the  Rev.  John  Patterson 
calls  it  "  an  ancient  delusion,"  the  Rev.  Mr. 
North  says  it  is  "a  foolish  Paganism,"  and  the 
Rev.  Mr.  Ready  opines  that  it  is  "a  gospel 
of  uncertainty  and  conjecture."  Such  are  the 
clerical  leaders  of  thought  in  Christchurch  in  the 
year  1920.  I  think  of  what  the  wise  old  Chinese 
Control  said  of  similar  types  at  the  Melbourne 
Rescue  Circle.  "  He  good  man  but  foolish  man. 
He  learn  better.  Never  rise  till  he  learn  better. 
Plenty  time  yet."     Who  loses  except  themselves  ? 

The  enormous  number  of  letters  which  I  get  upon 
psychic  subjects — which  I  do  my  best  to  answer 
— give  me  some  curious  sidelights,  but  they  are 
often  confidential,  and  would  not  bear  publication. 
Some  of  them  are  from  devout,  but  narrow 
Christians,  who  narrate  psychic  and  prophetic 
gifts  which  they  possess,  and  at  the  same  time 
almost  resent  them  on  the  ground  that  they  are 
condemned  by  the  Bible.  As  if  the  whole  Bible 
was  not  psychic  and  prophetic  !  One  very  long 
letter  detailed  a  whole  succession  of  previsions  of 
the  most  exact  character,  and  wound  up  by  the 
conviction  that  we  were  on  the  edge  of  some  great 
discovery.     This  was  illustrated  by  a  simile  which 

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seemed  very  happy.  "  Have  you  noticed  a  tree 
covered  in  spider  webs  during  a  fog  ?  Well,  it 
was  only  through  the  law  of  the  fog  that  we  saw 
them.  They  were  there  all  the  time,  but  only 
when  the  moisture  came  could  we  see  them."  It 
was  a  good  illustration.  Many  amazing  expe- 
riences are  detailed  to  me  in  every  town  I  visit, 
and  though  I  have  no  time  to  verify  them  and  go 
into  details,  none  the  less  they  fit  so  accurately 
with  the  various  types  of  psychic  cases  with  which 
I  am  familiar  that  I  cannot  doubt  that  such 
occurrences  are  really  very  common.  It  is  the 
injudicious  levity  with  which  they  are  met  which 
prevents  their  being  published  by  those  who 
experience  them. 

As  an  amateur  philologist  of  a  superficial  type,  I 
am  greatly  interested  in  studying  the  Maori 
language,  and  trying  to  learn  whence  these 
wonderful  savages  came  before  their  twenty-two 
terrible  canoes  came  down  upon  the  unhappy 
land  which  would  have  been  safer  had  as  many 
shiploads  of  tigers  been  discharged  upon  its  beach. 
The  world  is  very  old,  and  these  folk  have  wandered 
from  afar,  and  by  many  devious  paths.  Surely 
there  are  Celtic  traces  both  in  their  appearance, 
their  character  and  their  language.  An  old 
Maori  woman  smoking  her  pipe  is  the  very  image 
of  an  old  Celtic  woman  occupied  the  same  way. 
Their  word  for  water  is  wei,  and  England  is  full 
of  Wye  and  Way  river  names,  dating  from  the 
days  before  the  Germans  arrived.  Strangest  of 
all  is  their  name  for  the  supreme  God.  A  name 
never  mentioned  and  taboo  among  them,  is  Io. 

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"  J  "  is,  of  course,  interchangeable  with  "  I,"  so 
that  we  get  the  first  two  letters  of  Jove  and  an 
approximation  of  Jehovah.  Papa  is  parent. 
Altogether  there  is  good  evidence  that  they  are 
from  the  same  root  as  some  European  races, 
preferably  the  Celts.  But  on  the  top  of  this 
comes  a  whole  series  of  Japanese  combinations  of 
letters,  Rangi,  Muru,  Tiki,  and  so  forth,  so  that 
many  of  the  place  names  seem  pure  Japanese. 
What  are  we  to  make  of  such  a  mixture  ?  Is  it 
possible  that  one  Celtic  branch,  far  away  in  the 
mists  of  time,  wandered  east  while  their  racial 
brethren  wandered  west,  so  that  part  reached  far 
Corea  while  the  others  reached  Ireland  ?  Then, 
after  getting  a  tincture  of  Japanese  terms  and 
word  endings,  they  continued  their  migration, 
taking  to  the  seas,  and  finally  subduing  the 
darker  races  who  inhabited  the  Polynesian  Islands, 
so  making  their  way  to  New  Zealand.  This  wild 
imagining  would  at  least  cover  the  observed  facts. 
It  is  impossible  to  look  at  some  of  the  Maori  faces 
without  realising  that  they  are  of  European  stock. 
I  must  interpolate  a  paragraph  here  to  say  that 
I  was  pleased,  after  writing  the  above,  to  find  that 
in  my  blind  gropings  I  had  come  upon  the  main 
conclusions  which  have  been  put  forward  with 
very  full  knowledge  by  the  well-known  authority, 
Dr.  McMillan  Brown.  He  has  worked  out  the 
very  fact  which  I  surmised,  that  the  Maoris  are 
practically  of  the  same  stock  as  Europeans,  that 
they  had  wandered  Japan-wards,  and  had  finally 
taken  to  the  sea.  There  are  two  points  of  interest 
which  show  the  date  of  their  exodus  was  a  very 

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ancient  one.  The  first  is  that  they  have  not  the 
use  of  the  bow.  The  second  is  that  they  have  no 
knowledge  of  metals.  Such  knowledge  once 
possessed  would  never  have  been  lost,  so  it  is  safe 
to  say  that  they  left  Asia  a  thousand  years  (as  a 
minimum)  before  Christ,  for  at  that  date  the  use 
of  bronze,  at  any  rate,  was  widespread.  What 
adventures  and  vicissitudes  this  remarkable  race, 
so  ignorant  in  some  directions  and  so  advanced  in 
others,  must  have  endured  during  those  long 
centuries.  If  you  look  at  the  wonderful  ornaments 
of  their  old  war  canoes,  which  carry  a  hundred  men, 
and  can  traverse  the  whole  Pacific,  it  seems  almost 
incredible  that  human  patience  and  ingenuity 
could  construct  the  whole  fabric  with  instruments 
of  stone.  They  valued  them  greatly  when  once 
they  were  made,  and  the  actual  names  of  the  twenty- 
two  original  invading  canoes  are  still  recorded. 

In  the  public  gallery  of  Auckland  they  have  a 
duplicate  of  one  of  these  enormous  canoes.  It  is 
87  feet  in  length  and  the  thwarts  are  broad  enough 
to  hold  three  or  four  men.  When  it  was  filled 
with  its  hundred  warriors,  with  the  chief  standing 
in  the  centre  to  give  time  to  the  rowers,  it  must, 
as  it  dashed  through  the  waves,  have  been  a  truly 
terrific  object.  I  should  think  that  it  represented 
the  supreme  achievement  of  neolithic  man.  There 
are  a  series  of  wonderful  pictures  of  Maori  life  in 
the  same  gallery  by  Goldie  and  Steele.  Of  these 
I  reproduce,  by  permission,  one  which  represents 
the  starving  crew  of  one  canoe  sighting  the  distant 
shore.  The  engraving  only  gives  a  faint  indication 
of  the  effect  of  the  vividly-coloured  original. 

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Reference  has  been  made  to  the  patient  industry 
of  the  Maori  race.  A  supreme  example  of  this  is 
that  every  man  had  his  tikki,  or  image  of  a  little 
idol  made  of  greenstone,  which  was  hung  round  his 
neck.  Now,  this  New  Zealand  greenstone  is  one  of 
the  hardest  obj  ects  in  nature,  andyet  it  is  worn  down 
without  metals  into  these  quaint  figures.  On  an 
average  it  took  ten  years  to  make  one,  and  it  was 
rubbed  down  from  a  chunk  of  stone  into  an  image 
by  the  constant  friction  of  a  woman's  foot. 

It  is  said  that  the  Tahungas,  or  priests,  have 
much  hereditary  knowledge  of  an  occult  sort. 
Their  oracles  were  famous,  and  I  have  already 
quoted  an  example  of  their  seances.  A  student 
of  Maori  lore  told  me  the  following  interesting 
story.  He  was  a  student  of  Maori  words,  and  on 
one  occasion  a  Maori  chief  let  slip  an  unusual  word, 
let  us  say  "  bum,"  and  then  seemed  confused  and 
refused  to  answer  when  the  Englishman  asked  the 
meaning.  The  latter  took  it  to  a  friend,  a  Tohunga, 
who  seemed  much  surprised  and  disturbed,  and 
said  it  was  a  word  of  which  a  paheka  or  white  man 
should  know  nothing.  Not  to  be  beaten,  my 
informant  took  it  to  an  old  and  wise  chief  who 
owed  him  a  return  for  some  favours.  This  chief 
was  also  much  exercised  in  mind  when  he  heard 
the  word,  and  walked  up  and  down  in  agitation. 
Finally  he  said,  "  Friend,  we  are  both  Christians. 
You  remember  the  chapter  in  the  Bible  where 
Jacob  wrestled  with  an  angel.  Well,  this  word 
1  buru '  represents  that  for  which  they  were 
wrestling."  He  would  say  no  more  and  there  it 
had  perforce  to  be  left. 

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The  British  Empire  may  be  proud  of  their 
treatment  of  the  Maoris.  Like  the  Jews,  they 
object  to  a  census,  but  their  number  cannot  be 
more  than  50,000  in  a  population  of  over  a  million. 
There  is  no  question,  therefore,  of  our  being  con- 
strained to  treat  them  well.  Yet  they  own  vast 
tracts  of  the  best  land  in  the  country,  and  so  un- 
questioned are  their  rights  that  when  they  forbade 
a  railway  to  pass  down  the  centre  of  the  North 
Island,  the  traffic  had  to  go  by  sea  from  Auckland 
until,  at  last,  after  many  years,  it  was  shown  to 
the  chiefs  that  their  financial  interests  would  be 
greatly  aided  by  letting  the  railway  through. 
These  financial  interests  are  very  large,  and  many 
Maoris  are  wealthy  men,  buying  expensive  motor 
cars  and  other  luxuries.  Some  of  the  more  edu- 
cated take  part  in  legislative  work,  and  are 
distinguished  for  their  eloquence.  The  half-castes 
make  a  particularly  fine  breed,  especially  in  their 
youth,  for  they  tend  as  they  grow  older  to  revert 
to  the  pure  Maori  type.  New  Zealand  has  no 
national  sin  upon  its  conscience  as  regards,  the 
natives,  which  is  more,  I  fear,  than  can  be  said 
whole-heartedly  for  Australia,  and  even  less  for 
Tasmania.  Our  people  never  descended  to  the 
level  of  the  old  Congo,  but  they  have  something 
on  their  conscience  none  the  less. 

On  December  18th  there  was  some  arrangement 
by  which  I  should  meet  the  Maoris  and  see  the 
historic  Pa  of  Kaiopoi.  The  affair,  however,  was, 
I  am  sorry  to  say,  a  fiasco.  As  we  approached  the 
building,  which  was  the  village  school  room,  there 
emerged  an  old  lady — a  very  old  lady — who  uttered 

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a  series  of  shrill  cries,  which  I  was  told  meant 
welcome,  though  they  sounded  more  like  the  other 
thing.  I  can  only  trust  that  my  informants  were 
right.  Inside  was  a  very  fine  assemblage  of 
atmospheric  air,  and  of  nothing  else.  The  ex- 
planation was  that  there  had  been  a  wedding  the 
night  before,  and  that  the  whole  community  had 
been  —  well,  tired,-  Presently  a  large  man 
in  tweeds  of  the  reach-me-dowTn  variety  appeared 
upon  the  scene,  and  several  furtive  figures,  including 
a  row  of  children,  materialised  in  corners  of 
the  big  empty  room.  The  visitors,  who  were  more 
numerous  than  the  visited,  sat  on  a  long  bench 
and  waited  developments  which  refused  to  develop. 
My  dreams  of  the  dignified  and  befeathered  savage 
were  drifting  away.  Finally,  the  large  man,  with 
his  hands  in  his  pockets,  and  looking  hard  at  a 
corner  of  the  rafters,  made  a  speech  of  welcome, 
punctuated  by  long  stops  and  gaps.  He  then,  at 
our  request,  repeated  it  in  Maori,  and  the  children 
were  asked  to  give  a  Maori  shout,  which  they 
sternly  refused  to  do.  I  then  made  a  few  feeble 
bleats,  uncertain  whether  to  address  my  remarks 
to  the  level  of  the  large  man  or  to  that  of  the  row 
of  children.  I  ended  by  handing  over  some  books 
for  their  library,  and  we  then  escaped  from  this 
rather  depressing  scene. 

But  it  was  a  very  different  matter  with  the  Pa. 
I  found  it  intensely  interesting.  You  could  still 
trace  quite  clearly  the  main  lines  of  the  battle 
which  destroyed  it.  It  lay  on  about  five  acres  of 
ground,  with  deep  swamp  all  round  save  for  one 
frontage  of  some  hundreds  of  yards.     That  was 

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all  which  really  needed  defence.  The  North 
Island  natives,  who  were  of  a  sterner  breed  than 
those  of  the  South,  came  down  under  the  famous 
Rauparaha  (these  Maori  names  are  sad  snags  in 
a  story)  and  besieged  the  place.  One  can  see  the 
saps  and  follow  his  tactics,  which  ended  by  piling 
brushwood  against  the  palings — please  observe 
the  root  "  pa  "  in  palings — with  the  result  that 
he  carried  the  place.  Massacre  Hill  stands  close 
by,  and  so  many  of  the  defenders  were  eaten  that 
their  gnawed  bones  covered  the  ground  within 
the  memory  of  living  men.  Such  things  may  have 
been  done  by  the  father  of  the  elderly  gentleman 
who  passes  you  in  his  motor  car  with  his  race 
glasses  slung  across  his  chest.  The  siege  of 
Kaiopoi  was  about  1831.  Even  on  a  fine  sunlit 
day  I  was  conscious  of  that  heavy  atmosphere 
within  the  enclosure  which  impresses  itself  upon 
me  when  I  am  on  the  scene  of  ancient  violence. 
So  frightful  an  episode  within  so  limited  a  space, 
where  for  months  the  garrison  saw  its  horrible 
fate  drawing  nearer  day  by  day,  must  surely  have 
left  some  etheric  record  even  to  our  blunt  senses. 
I  was  indebted  to  Dr.  Thacker,  the  mayor,  for 
much  kind  attention  whilst  in  Christchurch.  He 
is  a  giant  man,  but  a  crippled  giant,  alas,  for  he 
still  bears  the  traces  of  an  injury  received  in  a 
historic  football  match,  which  left  his  and  my  old 
University  of  Edinburgh  at  the  top  of  the  tree  in 
Scotland.  He  showed  me  some  curious,  if  ghastly, 
relics  of  his  practice.  One  of  these  was  a  tumour 
of  the  exact  size  and  shape  of  a  boxing  glove, 
thumb  and  all,  which  he  cut  out  of  the  back  of  a 

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boxer  who  had  lost  a  glove  fight  and  taken  it 
greatly  to  heart.  Always  on  many  converging 
lines  we  come  back  to  the  influence  of  mind  over 
matter. 

Another  most  pleasant  friendship  which  I  made 
in  Christcfmrch  was  with  Sir  Joseph  Kinsey,  who 
has  acted  as  father  to  several  successive  British 
Arctic  expeditions.  Scott  and  Shackleton  have 
both  owed  much  to  him,  their  constant  agent, 
adviser  and  friend.  Scott's  dying  hand  traced  a 
letter  to  him,  so  unselfish  and  so  noble  that  it 
alone  would  put  Scott  high  in  the  gallery  of 
British  worthies.  Of  all  modern  men  of  action 
Scott  seems  to  me  the  most  lofty.  To  me  he  was 
only  an  acquaintance,  but  Kinsey,  who  knew  him 
well  as  a  friend,  and  Lady  Kinsey,  who  had  all 
Arctic  exploration  at  her  finger  ends,  were  of  the 
same  opinion. 

Sir  Joseph  discussed  the  action  of  Amundsen  in 
making  for  the  pole.  When  it  was  known  that 
Amundsen  was  heading  south  instead  of  pursuing 
his  advertised  intentions,  Kinsey  smelled  danger 
and  warned  Scott,  who,  speaking  from  his  own 
noble  loyalty,  said,  "  He  would  never  do  so  dis- 
honourable a  thing.  My  plans  are  published  and 
are  known  to  all  the  world.' '  However,  when  he 
reached  the  ice,  and  when  Pennell  located  the 
"  Fram,"  he  had  to  write  and  admit  that  Kinsey 
was  right.  It  was  a  sad  blow,  that  forestalling, 
though  he  took  it  like  the  man  that  he  was.  None 
the  less,  it  must  have  preyed  upon  the  spirits  of  all 
his  party  and  weakened  their  resistance  in  that  cruel 
return  journey.     On  the  other  hand  Amundsen's 

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expedition,  which  was  conducted  on  rather  less 
than  a  sixth  of  the  cost  of  the  British,  was  a 
triumph  of  organisation,  and  he  had  the  good  luck 
or  deep  wisdom  to  strike  a  route  which  was  clear 
of  those  great  blizzards  which  overwhelmed  Scott. 
The  scurvy  was  surely  a  slur  upon  our  medical 
preparations.  According  to  Stefansson,  who 
knows  more  of  the  matter  than  any  living  man, 
lime  juice  is  useless,  vegetables  are  of  secondary 
importance,  but  fresh  animal  food,  be  it  seal, 
penguin,  or  what  you  will,  is  the  final  preventive! 

Sir  Joseph  is  a  passionate  and  discriminating 
collector,  and  has  but  one  fault  in  collecting, 
which  is  a  wide  generosity.  You  have  but  to 
visit  him  often  enough  and  express  sufficient 
interest  to  absorb  all  his  treasures.  Perhaps  my 
protests  were  half-hearted,  but  I  emerged  from 
his  house  with  a  didrachm  of  Alexander,  a  tetra- 
drachm  of  some  Armenian  monarch,  a  sheet  of 
rare  Arctic  stamps  for  Denis,  a  lump  of  native 
greenstone,  and  a  small  nugget  of  gold.  No 
wonder  when  I  signed  some  books  for  him  I 
entered  the  date  as  that  of  "  The  Sacking  of 
Woomeroo,"  that  being  the  name  of  his  dwelling 
The  mayor,  in  the  same  spirit  of  hospitality, 
pressed  upon  me  a  huge  bone  of  the  extinct  Moa, 
but  as  I  had  never  failed  to  impress  upon  my  wife 
the  extreme  importance  of  cutting  down  our 
luggage,  I  could  not  face  the  scandal  of  appearing 
with  this  monstrous  impediment um. 

Leaving  Christchurch  in  the  journalistic  uproar 
to  which  allusion  has  been  made,  our  engagements 
took  us  on  to  Dunedin,  which  is  reached  by  rail 

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in  a  rather  tiring  day's  journey.  A  New  Zealand 
train  is  excellent  while  it  is  running,  but  it  has  a 
way  of  starting  with  an  epileptic  leap,  and  stopping 
with  a  bang,  which  becomes  wearisome  after  a 
while.  On  the  other  hand  this  particular  journey 
is  beguiled  by  the  fact  that  the  line  runs  high  for 
two  hours  round  the  curve  of  the  hills  with  the 
Pacific  below,  so  that  a  succession  of  marvellous 
views  opens  out  before  you  as  you  round  each  spur. 
There  can  be  few  more  beautiful  lines. 

Dunedin  was  founded  in  1848  by  a  group  of 
Scotsmen,  and  it  is  modelled  so  closely  upon 
Edinburgh  that  the  familiar  street  names  all  re- 
appear, and  even  Portobello  has  its  duplicate 
outside  the  town.  The  climate,  also,  I  should 
judge  to  be  about  the  same.  The  prevailing  tone 
of  the  community  is  still  Scottish,  which  should 
mean  that  they  are  sympathetic  with  my  mission, 
for  nowhere  is  Spiritualism  more  firmly  established 
now  than  in  Scotland,  especially  in  Glasgow, 
where  a  succession  of  great  mediums  and  of  earnest 
workers  have  built  up  a  considerable  organisation. 
I  soon  found  that  it  was  so,  for  nowhere  had  I 
more  private  assurances  of  support,  nor  a  better 
public  reception,  the  theatre  being  filled  at  each 
lecture.  In  the  intervals  kind  friends  put  their 
motors  at  my  disposal  and  I  had  some  splendid 
drives  over  the  hills,  which  look  down  upon  the 
winding  estuary  at  the  head  of  which  the  town  is 
situated. 

At  the  house  of  Mr.  Reynolds,  of  Dunedin,  I 
met  one  of  the  most  powerful  clairvoyants  and 
trance  mediums  whom  I  have  tested.     Her  name 

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is  Mrs.  Roberts,  and  though  her  worldly  circum- 
stances are  modest,  she  has  never  accepted  any 
money  for  her  wonderful  psychic  gifts.  For  this 
I  honour  her,  but,  as  I  told  her,  we  all  sell  the 
gifts  which  God  has  given  us,  and  I  cannot  see 
why,  and  within  reason,  psychic  gifts  should  not 
also  be  placed  within  the  reach  of  the  public, 
instead  of  being  confined  to  a  favoured  few.  How 
can  the  bulk  of  the  people  ever  get  into  touch 
with  a  good  medium  if  they  are  debarred  from 
doing  so  in  the  ordinary  way  of  business  ? 

Mrs.  Roberts  is  a  stout,  kindly  woman,  with  a 
motherly  manner,  and  a  sensitive,  expressive  face. 
When  in  touch  with  my  conditions  she  at  once  gave 
the  names  of  several  relatives  and  friends  who  have 
passed  over,  without  any  slurring  or  mistakes. 
She  then  cried,  "  I  see  an  elderly  lady  here — she 
is  a  beautifully  high  spirit — her  name  is  Selina." 
This  rather  unusual  name  belonged  to  my  wife's 
mother,  who  died  nearly  two  years  ago.  Then, 
suddenly,  becoming  slightly  convulsed,  as  a 
medium  does  when  her  mechanism  is  controlled 
by  another,  she  cried  with  an  indescribable  inten- 
sity of  feeling,  "  Thank  God  !  Thank  God  to  get 
in  touch  again  !  Jean  !  Jean  !  Give  my  dear  love 
to  Jean  !  ,J  Both  names,  therefore,  had  been  got 
correctly,  that  of  the  mother  and  the  daughter. 
Is  it  not  an  affront  to  reason  to  explain  away  such 
results  by  wild  theories  of  telepathy,  or  by  any- 
thing save  the  perfectly  plain  and  obvious  fact 
that  spirit  communion  is  indeed  true,  and  that  I 
was  really  in  touch  with  that  dead  lady  who  was, 
even  upon  earth,  a  beautifully  high  and  unselfish 

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spirit.  I  had  a  number  of  other  communications 
through  Mrs.  Roberts  that  night,  and  at  a  second 
interview  two  days  later,  not  one  of  which  erred 
so  far  as  names  were  concerned.  Among  others  was 
one  who  professed  to  be  Dr.  Russell  Wallace.  I 
should  be  honoured,  indeed,  to  think  that  it  was 
so,  but  I  was  unable  to  hit  on  anything  which 
would  be  evidential.  I  asked  him  if  his  further 
experience  had  taught  him  anything  more  about 
reincarnation,  which  he  disputed  in  his  lifetime. 
He  answered  that  he  now  accepted  it,  though  I  am 
not  clear  whether  he  meant  for  all  cases.  I 
thanked  him  for  any  spiritual  help  I  had  from 
him.  His  answer  was  "  Me  !  Don't  thank  me  ! 
You  would  be  surprised  if  you  knew  who  your 
real  helpers  are."  He  added,  "  By  your  work  I 
rise.  We  are  co-workers  ! '  I  pray  that  it  be 
so,  for  few  men  have  lived  for  whom  I  have  greater 
respect ;  wise  and  brave,  and  mellow  and  good. 
His  biography  was  a  favourite  book  of  mine 
long  before  I  understood  the  full  significance  of 
Spiritualism,  which  was  to  him  an  evolution  of  the 
spirit  on  parallel  lines  to  that  evolution  of  the 
body  which  he  did  so  much  to  establish. 

Now  that  my  work  in  New  Zealand  was  drawing 
to  a  close  a  very  grave  problem  presented  itself 
to  Mr.  Smythe  and  myself,  and  that  was  how  we 
were  to  get  back  to  our  families  in  Australia. 
A  strike  had  broken  out,  which  at  first  seemed  a 
small  matter,  but  it  was  accentuated  by  the 
approach  of  Christmas  and  the  fact  that  many  of 
the  men  were  rather  looking  for  an  excuse  for 
a   holiday.      Every   day  things   became   blacker. 

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Once  before  Mr.  Smythe  had  been  held  up  for 
four  months  by  a  similar  cause,  and,  indeed,  it 
has  become  a  very  serious  consideration  for  all 
who  visit  New  Zealand.  We  made  a  forced 
march  for  the  north  amid  constant  rumours  that 
far  from  reaching  Australia  we  could  not  even  get 
to  the  North  Island,  as  the  twelve-hour  ferry 
boats  were  involved  in  the  strike.  I  had  every 
trust  in  my  luck,  or,  as  I  should  prefer  to  say,  in 
my  helpers,  and  we  got  the  Maori  on  the  last  ferry 
trip  which  she  was  sure  to  take.  Up  to  the  last 
moment  the  firemen  wavered,  and  we  had  no 
stewards  on  board,  but  none  the  less,  to  our 
inexpressible  relief  we  got  off.  There  was  no  food 
on  the  ship  and  no  one  to  serve  it,  so  we  went  into 
a  small  hostel  at  Lyttleton  before  we  started,  to 
see  what  we  could  pick  up.  There  was  a  man 
seated  opposite  to  me  who  assumed  the  air  of 
laboured  courtesy  and  extreme  dignity,  which  is 
one  phase  of  alcoholism. 

"  'Scuse  me,  sir  !  "  said  he,  looking  at  me  with 
a  glassy  stare,  "  but  you  bear  most  'straordinary 
resemblance  Olver  Lodge." 

I  said  something  amiable. 

"  Yes,  sir — 'straordinary  !  Have  you  ever  seen 
Olver  Lodge,  sir  ?  " 

"  Yes,  I  have." 

"  Well,  did  you  perceive  resemblance  ?  " 

"  Sir  Oliver,  as  I  remember  him,  was  a  tall  man 
with  a  grey  beard." 

He  shook  his  head  at  me  sadly. 

"  No,  sir — I  heard  him  at  Wellington  last  week. 
No  beard.     A  moustache,  sir,  same  as  your  own." 

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"  You're  sure  it  was  Sir  Oliver  ?  " 

A  slow  smile  came  over  his  face. 

"  Blesh  my  soul — Conan  Doyle — that's  the 
name.  Yes,  sir,  you  bear  truly  remarkable 
resemblance  Conan  Doyle." 

I  did  not  say  anything  further  so  I  daresay 
he  has  not  discovered  yet  the  true  cause  of  the 
resemblance. 

All  the  nerve-wracking  fears  of  being  held  up 
which  we  endured  at  Lyttleton  were  repeated  at 
Wellington,  where  we  had  taken  our  passages  in 
the  little  steamer  Paloona.  In  any  case  we  had 
to  wait  for  a  day,  which  I  spent  in  clearing  up 
my  New  Zealand  affairs  while  Mr.  Smythe  inter- 
viewed the  authorities  and  paid  no  less  than 
£141  war  tax  upon  the  receipts  of  our  lectures — 
a  heavy  impost  upon  a  fortnight's  work.  Next 
morning,  with  our  affairs  and  papers  all  in  order, 
we  boarded  our  little  craft. 

Up  to  the  last  moment  we  had  no  certainty  of 
starting.  Not  only  was  the  strike  in  the  air,  but 
it  was  Christmas  Eve,  and  it  was  natural  enough 
that  the  men  should  prefer  their  own  homes  to 
the  stokehole  of  the  Paloona.  Agents  with  offers 
of  increased  pay  were  scouring  the  docks.  Finally 
our  complement  was  completed,  and  it  was  a 
glad  moment  when  the  hawsers  were  thrown  off, 
and  after  the  usual  uncomfortable  preliminaries 
we  found  ourselves  steaming  in  a  sharp  wind 
down  the  very  turbulent  waters  of  Cook's  Strait. 

The  place  is  full  of  Cook's  memory.  Every- 
where the  great  man  has  left  his  traces.  We 
passed     Cook's     Island     where     the     Endeavour 

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actually  struck  and  had  to  be  careened  and 
patched.  What  a  nerve  the  fellow  had !  So 
coolly  and  deliberately  did  he  do  his  work  that 
even  now  his  charting  holds  good,  I  understand, 
in  many  long  stretches  of  coast.  Tacking 
and  wearing,  he  poked  and  pried  into  every 
estuary,  naming  capes,  defining  bays,  plotting  out 
positions,  and  yet  all  the  while  at  the  mercy  of 
the  winds,  with  a  possible  lee  shore  always  before 
him,  with  no  comrade  within  hail,  and  with 
swarms  of  cannibals  eyeing  his  little  ship  from  the 
beach.  After  I  have  seen  his  work  I  shall  feel 
full  of  reverence  every  time  I  pass  that  fine 
statue  which  adorns  the  mall  side  of  the  great 
Admiralty  building. 

And  now  we  are  out  in  the  open  sea,  with 
Melbourne,  Sydney  and  love  in  front  of  our 
prow.  Behind  the  sun  sets  in  a  slur  of  scarlet 
above  the  olive  green  hills,  while  the  heavy  night 
fog,  crawling  up  the  valleys,  turns  each  of  them 
into  a  glacier.  A  bright  star  twinkles  above. 
Below  a  light  shines  out  from  the  gloom.  Fare- 
well, New  Zealand !  I  shall  never  see  you  again, 
but  perhaps  some  memory  of  my  visit  may 
remain — or  not,  as  God  pleases. 

Anyhow,  my  own  memory  will  remain. 
Every  man  looks  on  his  own  country  as  God's 
own  country  if  it  be  a  free  land,  but  the  New 
Zealander  has  more  reason  than  most.  It  is  a 
lovely  place,  and  contains  within  its  moderate 
limits  the  agricultural  plains  of  England,  the  lakes 
and  hills  of  Scotland,  the  glaciers  of  Switzerland, 
and  the  fiords   of  Norway,   with   a   fine   hearty 

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people,  who  do  not  treat  the  British  newcomer 
with  ignorant  contempt  or  hostility.  There  are 
so  many  interests  and  so  many  openings  that  it  is 
hard  to  think  that  a  man  will  not  find  a  career  in 
New  Zealand.  Canada,  Australia  and  South 
Africa  seem  to  me  to  be  closely  balanced  so  far 
as  their  attractions  for  the  emigrant  goes,  but 
when  one  considers  that  New  Zealand  has  neither 
the  winter  of  Canada,  the  droughts  of  Australia, 
nor  the  racial  problems  of  Africa,  it  does  surely 
stand  supreme,  though  it  demands,  as  all  of  them 
do,  both  labour  and  capital  from  the  newcomer. 


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CHAPTER  X 

Christian  origins.  — Mithraism.  — Astronomy.  — Exercising 
boats. — Bad  news  from  home. — Futile  strikes. — Labour 
Party. — The  blue  wilderness. — Journey  to  Brisbane. — 
Warm  reception. — Friends  and  foes. — Psychic  experience 
of  Dr.  Doyle.  —  Birds.  —  Criticism  on  Melbourne.— 
Spiritualist  Church. — Ceremony. — Sir  Matthew  Nathan. 
— Alleged  repudiation  of  Queensland. — Billy  tea. — The 
bee  farm. — Domestic  service  in  Australia. — Hon.  John 
Fihilly. — Curious  photograph  by  the  state  photographer. 
—The  "  Orsova." 

The  voyage  back  from  New  Zealand  to  Melbourne 
was  pleasant  and  uneventful,  though  the  boat  was 
small  and  there  was  a  sea  rough  enough  to  upset 
many  of  the  passengers.  We  were  fortunate  in 
our  Captain,  Doorby,  who,  I  found,  was  a  literary 
confrere  with  two  books  to  his  credit,  one  of  them 
a  record  of  the  relief  ship  Morning,  in  which  he  had 
served  at  the  time  of  Scott's  first  expedition,  the 
other  a  little  book,  "  The  Handmaiden  of  the 
Navy,"  which  gave  some  of  his  adventures  and 
experiences  in  the  merchant  service  during  the 
great  war.  He  had  been  torpedoed  once,  and 
had  lost,  on  another  occasion,  nearly  all  his  crew 
with  plague,  so  that  he  had  much  that  was 
interesting  to  talk  about.  Mr.  Blake,  of  the 
Strand  Magazine,  was  also  on  board.  A  Unitarian 
Minister,  Mr.  Hale,  was  also  a  valuable  com- 
panion, and  we  had  much   discussion   over  the 

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origins  of  Christianity,  which  was  the  more 
interesting  to  me  as  I  had  taken  advantage  of  the 
voyage  to  re-read  the  Acts  and  Paul's  Epistles. 
There  are  no  documents  which  can  be  read  so 
often  and  yet  reveal  something  new,  the  more  so 
when  you  have  that  occult  clue  which  is  needful 
before  Paul  can  be  understood.  It  is  necessary 
also  to  know  something  of  Mythra  worship  and 
the  other  philosophies  which  Paul  had  learned,  and 
woven  into  his  Christianity.  I  have  stated  else- 
where my  belief  that  all  expressions  about 
redemption  by  blood,  the  blood  of  the  lamb,  etc., 
are  founded  upon  the  parallel  of  the  blood  of 
the  bull  which  was  shed  by  the  Mythra- worship- 
pers, and  in  which  they  were  actually  baptised. 
Enlarging  upon  this,  Mr.  Hale  pointed  out  on  the 
authority,  if  I  remember  right,  of  Pfleiderer's 
"  Christian  Origins/ '  that  in  the  Mythra  service 
something  is  placed  over  the  candidate,  a  hide 
probably,  which  is  called  "  putting  on  Mythra," 
and  corresponds  with  Paul's  expression  about 
"  putting  on  Christ."  Paul,  with  his  tremendous 
energy  and  earnestness,  fixed  Christianity  upon 
the  world,  but  I  wonder  what  Peter  and  those 
who  had  actually  heard  Christ's  words  thought 
about  it  all.  We  have  had  Paul's  views  about 
Christ,  but  we  do  not  know  Christ's  views  about 
Paul.  He  had  been,  as  we  are  told  by  himself,  a 
Jewish  Pharisee  of  the  strictest  type  in  his  youth 
at  Jerusalem,  but  was  a  Roman  citizen,  had 
lived  long  at  Tarsus,  which  was  a  centre  of 
Mithraism,  and  was  clearly  famous  for  his  learning, 
since   Festus   twitted   him   with  it.     The  simple 

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tenets  of  the  carpenter  and  the  fishermen  would 
take  strange  involved  forms  in  such  a  brain  as 
that.  His  epistles  are  presumably  older  than  the 
gospels,  which  may,  in  their  simplicity,  represent 
a  protest  against  his  confused  theology. 

It  was  an  enjoyable  voyage  in  the  little  Paloona, 
and  rested  me  after  the  whirlwind  campaign  of 
New  Zealand.  In  large  liners  one  loses  in  romance 
what  one  gains  in  comfort.  On  a  small  ship  one 
feels  nearer  to  Nature,  to  the  water  and  even  to 
the  stars.  On  clear  nights  we  had  magnificent 
displays  of  the  Southern  heaven.  I  profited  by 
the  astronomical  knowledge  of  Mr.  Smythe.  Here 
first  I  was  introduced  to  Alpha  Centauri,  w7hich  is 
the  nearest  fixed  star,  and,  therefore,  the  cobber 
to  the  sun.  It  is  true  that  it  is  distant  3  J  years 
of  light  travel,  and  light  travels  at  about  182,000 
miles  a  second,  but  when  one  considers  that  it 
takes  centuries  for  average  starlight  to  reach  us, 
we  may  consider  Alpha  as  snuggling  close  up  to 
us  for  companionship  in  the  lonely  wastes  of  space. 
The  diamond  belt  of  Orion  looks  homely  enough 
with  the  bright  solitaire  Sirius  sparkling  beside 
it,  but  there  are  the  Magellanic  clouds,  the 
scattered  wisps  torn  from  the  Milky  Way,  and 
there  is  the  strange  black  space  called  the  Coal- 
sack,  where  one  seems  to  look  right  past  all 
created  things  into  a  bottomless  void.  What 
would  not  Galileo  and  all  the  old  untravelled 
astronomers  have  given  to  have  one  glimpse  of 
this  wondrous  Southern  display  ? 

Captain  Doorby,  finding  that  he  had  time  in 
hand,  ran  the  ship  into  a  small  deserted  bay  upon 

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the  coast,  and,  after  anchoring,  ordered  out  all 
the  boats  for  the  sake  of  practice.  It  was  very 
well  done,  and  yet  what  I  saw  convinced  me  that 
it  should  be  a  Board  of  Trade  regulation,  if  it  is 
not  one  already,  that  once,  at  least,  near  the 
beginning  of  every  long  voyage,  this  should  be 
compulsory.  It  is  only  when  you  come  to  launch 
them  that  you  really  realise  which  of  the  davits 
is  rusted  up,  and  which  block  is  tangled,  or  which 
boat  is  without  a  plug.  I  was  much  impressed 
by  this  idea  as  I  watched  the  difficulties  which 
were  encountered  even  in  that  secluded  anchorage. 
The  end  of  my  journey  was  uneventful,  but  my 
joy  at  being  reunited  with  my  family  was  clouded 
by  the  news  of  the  death  of  my  mother.  She  was 
eighty-three  years  of  age,  and  had  for  some  years 
been  almost  totally  blind,  so  that  her  change  was 
altogether  a  release,  but  it  was  sad  to  think  that 
we  should  never  see  the  kind  face  and  gracious 
presence  again  in  its  old  material  form.  Denis 
summed  up  our  feelings  when  he  cried,  "  What  a 
reception  Grannie  must  have  had  !  '  There  was 
never  any  one  who  had  so  broad  and  sympathetic 
a  heart,  a  world-mother  mourning  over  everything 
which  was  weak  or  oppressed,  and  thinking 
nothing  of  her  own  time  and  comfort  in  her 
efforts  to  help  the  sufferers.  Even  when  blind 
and  infirm  she  would  plot  and  plan  for  the  benefit 
of  others,  thinking  out  their  needs,  and  bringing 
about  surprising  results  by  her  intervention.  For 
my  own  psychic  work  she  had,  I  fear,  neither 
sympathy  nor  understanding,  but  she  had  an 
innate  faith  and  spirituality  which  were  so  natural 

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to  her  that  she  could  not  conceive  the  needs  of 
others  in  that  direction.     She  understands  now. 

Whilst  in  the  Blue  Mountains  I  was  forced  to 
reconsider  my  plans  on  account  of  the  strike  which 
has  paralysed  all  coastal  trade.  If  I  should  be 
able  to  reach  Tasmania  I  might  be  unable  to 
return,  and  it  would,  indeed,  be  a  tragic  situation 
if  my  family  were  ready  to  start  for  England  in 
the  N  alder  a,  and  I  was  unable  to  join  them. 
I  felt,  therefore,  that  I  was  not  justified  in  going 
to  Tasmania,  even  if  I  were  able,  which  is  very 
doubtful.  It  was  sad,  as  it  spoiled  the  absolute 
completeness  of  my  tour,  but  on  the  other  hand 
I  felt  sure  that  I  should  find  plenty  of  work  to 
do  on  the  mainland,  without  taking  so  serious  a 
risk. 

It  is  a  terrible  thing  to  see  this  young  country, 
which  needs  every  hour  of  time  and  every  ounce  of 
energy  for  its  speedy  development  frittering  itself 
away  in  these  absurd  conflicts,  which  never  give 
any  result  to  compare  with  the  loss.  One  feels 
that  in  the  stern  contests  of  nations  one  will  arise 
which  has  economic  discipline,  and  that  none 
other  could  stand  against  it.  If  the  training  of 
reorganised  Germany  should  take  this  shape  she 
will  conquer  and  she  will  deserve  to  conquer.  It 
is  a  monstrous  abuse  that  Compulsory  Arbitration 
Courts  should  be  established,  as  is  the  case  in 
Australia,  and  that  Unions  should  either  strike 
against  their  decisions,  or  should  anticipate  their 
decisions,  as  in  the  case  of  these  stewards,  by 
forcing  a  strike.  In  such  a  case  I  hold  that  the 
secretary  and   every  other  official  of  the  Union 

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should  be  prosecuted  and  heavily  fined,   if  not 

imprisoned.     It  is  the  only  way  by  which  the 

community  can  be  saved  from  a  tyranny  which  is 

quite   as   real   as   that   of   any   autocrat.     What 

would  be  said,  for  example,  of  a  king  who  cut  off 

the  islands  of  Tasmania  and  New  Zealand  from 

communication  with  the  outer  world,  deranging 

the  whole  Christmas  arrangements  of  countless 

families  who  had  hoped  to  reunite  ?     Yet  this  is 

what  has  been  done  by  a  handful  of  stewards 

with  some  trivial  grievance.   A  fireman  who  objects 

to    the    cooking   can    hold    up    a    great    vessel. 

There  is  nothing  but  chaos  in  front  of  a  nation 

unless  it  insists  upon  being  master  in  its  own 

house,  and  forbids  either  employed  or  employer 

to  do  that  which  is  for  the  common  scathe.     The 

time  seems  to  be  coming  when  Britons,  the  world 

over,  will  have  to  fight  for  liberty  against  licence 

just  as  hard  as  ever  they  fought  for  her  against 

tyranny.     This  I  say  with  full  sympathy  for  the 

Labour  Party,  which  I  have  often  been  tempted 

to  join,  but  have  always  been  repelled  by  their 

attempt  to  bully  the  rest  of  the  State  instead  of 

using  those  means  which  would  certainly  ensure 

their  legitimate  success,  even  if  it  took  some  years 

to  accomplish.     There  are  many  anomalies  and 

injustices,  and  it  is  only  a  people's  party  which 

can  set  them  right.     Hereditary  honours  are  an 

injustice,  lands  owned  by  feudal  or  royal  gift  are 

an   injustice,    increased   private    wealth    through 

the  growth  of  towns  is  an  injustice,  coal  royalties 

are  an  injustice,  the  expense  of  the  law  is  a  glaring 

injustice,  the  support  of  any  single    religion    by 

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the  State  is  an  injustice,  our  divorce  laws  are  an 
injustice — with  such  a  list  a  real  honest  Labour 
Party  would  be  a  sure  winner  if  it  could  persuade 
us  all  that  it  would  not  commit  injustices  itself, 
and  bolster  up  labour  artificially  at  the  expense  of 
every  one  else.  It  is  not  organised  labour  which 
moves  me,  for  it  can  take  care  of  itself,  but  it  is 
the  indigent  governesses  with  thirty  pounds  a 
year,  the  broken  people,  the  people  with  tiny 
pensions,  the  struggling  widows  with  children — 
when  I  think  of  all  these  and  then  of  the  man 
who  owns  a  county  I  feel  that  there  is  something 
deeply,  deeply  wrong  which  nothing  but  some 
great  strong  new  force  can  set  right. 

One  finds  in  the  Blue  Mountains  that  oppor- 
tunity of  getting  alone  with  real  Nature,  which  is 
so  healing  and  soothing  a  thing.  The  wild  scrub 
flows  up  the  hillsides  to  the  very  grounds  of  the 
hotels,  and  in  a  very  few  minutes  one  may  find 
oneself  in  the  wilderness  of  ferns  and  gum  trees 
unchanged  from  immemorial  ages.  It  is  a  very 
real  danger  to  the  young  or  to  those  who  have  no 
sense  of  direction,  for  many  people  have  wandered 
off  and  never  come  back  alive — in  fact,  there  is  a 
specially  enrolled  body  of  searchers  who  hunt  for 
the  missing  visitor.  I  have  never  in  all  my 
travels  seen  anything  more  spacious  and  wonder- 
ful than  the  view  from  the  different  sandstone 
bluffs,  looking  down  into  the  huge  gullies  beneath, 
a  thousand  feet  deep,  where  the  great  gum  trees 
look  like  rows  of  cabbages.  I  suppose  that  in 
water  lies  the  force  which,  in  the  course  of  ages, 
has  worn  down  the  soft,  sandy  rock  and  formed 

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these  colossal  clefts,  but  the  effects  are  so  enor- 
mous that  one  is  inclined  to  think  some  great 
earth  convulsion  must  also  have  been  concerned 
in  their  production.  Some  of  the  cliffs  have  a 
sheer  drop  of  over  one  thousand  feet,  which  is 
said  to  be  unequalled  in  the  world. 

These  mountains  are  so  precipitous  and  tor- 
tuous, presenting  such  a  maze  to  the  explorer, 
that  for  many  years  they  were  a  formidable 
barrier  to  the  extension  of  the  young  Colony. 
There  were  only  about  forty  miles  of  arable  land 
from  the  coast  to  the  great  Hawkesbury  River, 
which  winds  round  the  base  of  the  mountains. 
Then  came  this  rocky  labyrinth.  At  last,  in  1812, 
four  brave  and  persevering  men — Blaxland, 
Evans,  Went  worth  and  Lawson — took  the  matter 
in  hand,  and  after  many  adventures,  blazed  a 
trail  across,  by  which  all  the  splendid  hinterland 
was  opened  up,  including  the  gold  fields,  which 
found  their  centre  in  the  new  town  of  Bathurst. 
When  one  reflects  that  all  the  gold  had  to  be 
brought  across  this  wilderness,  with  unexplored 
woodlands  fringing  the  road,  it  is  no  wonder  that 
a  race  of  bushrangers  sprang  into  existence,  and 
the  marvel  is  that  the  police  should  ever  have 
been  able  to  hunt  them  down.  So  fresh  is  all 
this  very  vital  history  in  the  development  of  a 
nation,  that  one  can  still  see  upon  the  trees  the 
marks  of  the  explorers'  axes,  as  they  endeavoured 
to  find  a  straight  trail  among  the  countless 
winding  gullies.  At  Mount  York,  the  highest 
view-point,    a    monument    has    been    erected    to 

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them,  at  the  place  from  which  they  got  the  first 
glimpse  of  the  promised  land  beyond. 

We  had  been  told  that  in  the  tropical  weather 
now  prevailing,  it  was  quite  vain  for  us  to  go  to 
Queensland,  for  no  one  would  come  to  listen  to 
lectures.  My  own  belief  was,  however,  that  this 
subject  has  stirred  people  very  deeply,  and  that 
they  will  suffer  any  inconvenience  to  learn  about 
it.  Mr.  Smythe  was  of  opinion,  at  first,  that  my 
audiences  were  drawn  from  those  who  came  from 
curiosity  because  they  had  read  my  writings,  but 
when  he  found  that  the  second  and  the  third  meet- 
ings were  as  full  as  the  first,  he  was  forced  to  admit 
that  the  credit  of  success  lay  with  the  matter 
rather  than  with  the  man.  In  any  case  I  reflected 
that  my  presence  in  Brisbane  wrould  certainly 
bring  about  the  usual  Press  controversy,  with  a 
free  ventilation  of  the  subject,  so  we  determined 
to  go.  Mr.  Smythe,  for  once,  did  not  accompany 
us,  but  the  very  capable  lady  who  assists  him, 
Miss  Sternberg,  looked  after  all  arrangements. 

It  was  a  very  wearisome  train  journey  of 
twenty-eight  hours  ;  tropically  hot,  rather  dusty, 
with  a  change  in  the  middle,  and  the  usual  stuffi- 
ness of  a  sleeper,  which  was  superior  to  the  ordinary 
American  one,  but  below  the  British  standard. 
How  the  Americans,  with  their  nice  sense  of 
decency,  can  stand  the  awful  accommodation 
their  railway  companies  give  them,  or  at  any  rate, 
used  to  give  them,  is  incomprehensible,  but  public 
opinion  in  all  matters  asserts  itself  far  less  directly 
in  America  than  in  Britain.  Australia  is  half-way 
between,  and,  certainly,  I  have  seen  abuses  there 

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in  the  management  of  trains,  posts,  telegrams 
and  telephones,  which  would  have  evoked  loud 
protests  at  home.  I  think  that  there  is  more 
initiative  at  home.  For  example,  when  the 
railway  strike  threatened  to  throttle  the  country, 
the  public  rose  to  the  occasion  and  improvised 
methods  which  met  the  difficulty.  I  have  not 
heard  of  anything  of  the  kind  in  the  numerous 
strikes  with  which  this  community  is  harassed. 
Any  individual  action  arouses  attention.  I 
remember  the  amusement  of  the  Hon.  Agar 
Wynne  when,  on  arriving  late  at  Melbourne,  in 
the  absence  of  porters,  I  got  a  trolley,  placed  my 
own  luggage  on  it,  and  wheeled  it  to  a  cab.  Yet 
we  thought  nothing  of  that  when  labour  was 
short  in  London. 

The  country  north  of  Sydney  is  exactly  like 
the  Blue  Mountains,  on  a  lesser  scale — riven  ranges 
of  sandstone  covered  with  gum  trees.  I  cannot 
understand  those  who  say  there  is  nothing  worth 
seeing  in  Australia,  for  I  know  no  big  city  which 
has  glorious  scenery  so  near  it  as  Sydney.  After 
crossing  the  Queensland  border,  one  comes  to 
the  Darling  Downs,  unsurpassed  for  cattle  and 
wheat.  Our  first  impressions  of  the  new  State 
were  that  it  was  the  most  naturally  rich  of  any 
Australian  Colony,  and  the  longer  we  were  in  it, 
the  more  did  we  realise  that  this  was  indeed  so. 
It  is  so  enormous,  however,  that  it  is  certain, 
sooner  or  later,  to  be  divided  into  a  South,  Middle, 
and  North,  each  of  which  will  be  a  large  and 
flourishing  community.  We  observed  from  the 
railway  all  sorts  of  new  vegetable  life,  and  I  was 

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especially  interested  to  notice  that  our  English 
Yellow  Mullein  was  lining  the  track,  making  its 
way  gradually  up  country. 

Even  Sydney  did  not  provide  a  warmer  and 
more  personal  welcome  than  that  which  we  both 
received  when  we  at  last  reached  Brisbane.  At 
Toowoomba,  and  other  stations  on  the  way,  small 
deputations  of  Spiritualists  had  met  the  train, 
but  at  Brisbane  the  platform  was  crowded.  My 
wife  was  covered  with  flowers,  and  we  were  soon 
made  to  realise  that  we  had  been  misinformed  in 
the  south,  when  we  were  told  that  the  movement 
was  confined  to  a  small  circle. 

We  were  tired,  but  my  wife  rose  splendidly  to 
the  occasion.  The  local  paper  says  :  "  Carefully 
concealing  all  feelings  of  fatigue  and  tiredness 
after  the  long  and  wearisome  train  journey  from 
Sydney,  Lady  Doyle  charmed  the  large  gathering 
of  Spiritualists  assembled  at  the  Central  Railway 
Station  on  Saturday  night,  to  meet  her  and  her 
husband.  In  vivacious  fashion,  Lady  Doyle  re- 
sponded to  the  many  enthusiastic  greetings,  and 
she  was  obviously  delighted  with  the  floral  gifts 
presented  to  her  on  her  arrival.  To  a  press 
representative,  Lady  Doyle  expressed  her  ad- 
miration of  the  Australian  scenery,  and  she  referred 
enthusiastically  to  the  Darling  Downs  district 
and  to  the  Toowoomba  Range.  During  her 
husband's  absence  in  New  Zealand,  Lady  Doyle 
and  her  children  spent  a  holiday  in  the  Blue 
Mountains  (New  South  Wales),  and  were  delighted 
with  the  innumerable  gorgeous  beauty  spots  there/' 

After  a  short  experience,  when  we  were  far  from 

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comfortable,  we  found  our  way  to  the  Bellevue 
Hotel,  where  a  kindly  old  Irish  proprietress, 
Mrs.  Finegan,  gave  us  greater  attention  and  luxury 
than  we  had  found  anywhere  up  to  then  on  the 
Australian  continent. 

The  usual  press  discussion  was  in  full  swing. 
The  more  bigoted  clergy  in  Brisbane,  as  elsewhere, 
were  very  vituperative,  but  so  unreasonable  and 
behind  their  own  congregations  in  knowledge 
and  intelligence,  that  they  must  have  alienated 
many  who  heard  them.  Father  Lane,  for  example, 
preaching  in  the  cathedral,  declared  that  the 
whole  subject  was  "  an  abomination  to  the  Lord." 
He  does  not  seem  to  have  asked  himself  why  the 
Lord  gave  us  these  powers  if  they  are  an  abomina- 
tion. He  also  declared  that  we  denied  our  moral 
responsibility  to  God  in  this  life,  a  responsibility 
which  must  have  weighed  rather  lightly  upon 
Father  Lane  when  he  made  so  false  a  statement. 
The  Rev.  L.  H.  Jaggers,  not  to  be  outdone  in 
absurdity  by  Father  Lane,  described  all  our 
fellow-mortals  of  India,  China  and  Japan  as 
"  demoniacal  races."  Dr.  Cosh  put  forward  the 
Presbyterian  sentiment  that  I  was  Anti-Christ, 
and  a  serious  menace  to  the  spiritual  life  of 
Australia.  Really,  when  I  see  the  want  of  all 
truth  and  charity  shown  by  these  gentlemen,  it 
does  begin  to  convince  me  of  the  reality  of 
diabolical  interference  in  the  affairs  of  mankind, 
for  I  cannot  understand  why,  otherwise,  such 
efforts  should  be  made  to  obscure,  by  falsehood 
and  abuse,  the  great  revelation  and  comfort  which 
God    has    sent    us.     The    opposition    culminated 

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in  an  open  letter  from  Dr.  Cosh  in  the  Mail, 
demanding  that  I  should  define  my  exact  views 
as  to  the  Trinity,  the  Atonement,  and  other  such 
mysteries.  I  answered  by  pointing  out  that  all 
the  religious  troubles  of  the  past  had  come  from 
the  attempt  to  give  exact  definitions  of  things 
which  were  entirely  beyond  the  human  power  of 
thought,  and  that  I  refused  to  be  led  along  so 
dangerous  a  path.  One  Baptist  clergyman, 
named  Rowe,  had  the  courage  to  say  that  he  was 
on  my  side,  but  with  that  exception  I  fear  that  I 
had  a  solid  phalanx  against  me. 

On  the  other  hand,  the  general  public  were 
amazingly  friendly.  It  was  the  more  wonderful 
as  it  was  tropical  weather,  even  for  Brisbane. 
In  that  awful  heat  the  great  theatre  could  not 
hold  the  people,  and  they  stood  in  the  upper 
galleries,  packed  tightly,  for  an  hour  and  a  half 
without  a  movement  or  a  murmur.  It  was  a  really 
wonderful  sight.  Twice  the  house  was  packed 
this  way,  so  (as  the  Tasmanian  venture  was  now 
hopeless,  owing  to  the  shipping  strike)  I  deter- 
mined to  remain  in  our  very  comfortable  quarters 
at  the  Bellevue  Hotel,  and  give  one  more  lecture, 
covering  fresh  ground.  The  subject  opens  up 
so  that  I  am  sure  I  could  lecture  for  a  week 
without  repeating  myself.  On  this  occasion  the 
house  was  crowded  once  more.  The  theatrical 
manager  said,  "  Well,  if  it  was  comic  opera  in 
the  season,  it  could  not  have  succeeded  better  !  " 
I  was  rather  exhausted  at  the  end,  for  I  spoke,  as 
usual,  with  no  chairman,  and  gave  them  a  full 
ninety  minutes,  but  it  was  nearing  the  end  of  my 

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work,  and  the  prospect  of  the  quiet  time  ahead 
of  us  helped  me  on. 

I  met  a  kinsman,  Dr.  A.  A.  Doyle,  who  is  a 
distinguished  skin  specialist,  in  Brisbane.  He 
knew  little  of  psychic  matters,  but  he  had  met 
with  a  remarkable  experience.  His  son,  a  splendid 
young  fellow,  died  at  the  front.  At  that  moment 
his  father  woke  to  find  the  young  soldier  stooping 
over  him,  his  face  quite  close.  He  at  once  woke 
his  wife  and  told  her  that  their  son,  he  feared, 
was  dead.  But  here  comes  a  fine  point.  He 
said  to  the  wife,  "  Eric  has  had  a  return  of  the 
acne  of  the  face,  for  which  I  treated  him  years 
ago.  I  saw  the  spots."  The  next  post  brought  a 
letter,  written  before  Eric's  death,  asking  that 
some  special  ointment  should  be  sent,  as  his  acne 
had  returned.  This  is  a  very  instructive  case, 
as  showing  that  even  an  abnormal  thing  is 
reproduced  at  first  upon  the  etheric  body.  But 
what  has  a  materialist  to  say  to  the  whole  story  ? 
He  can  only  evade  it,  or  fall  back  upon  his 
usual  theory,  that  every  one  who  reports  such 
occurrences  is  either  a  fool  or  a  liar. 

We  had  a  pleasant  Sunday  among  the  birds  of 
Queensland.  Mr.  Chisholm,  an  enthusiastic  bird- 
lover,  took  us  round  to  see  two  very  large  aviaries, 
since  the  haunt  of  the  wild  birds  was  beyond  our 
reach.  Birds  in  captivity  have  always  saddened 
me,  but  here  I  found  them  housed  in  such  great 
structures,  with  every  comfort  included,  and  every 
natural  enemy  excluded,  that  really  one  could 
not  pity  them.  One  golden  pheasant  amused  us, 
for  he  is  a  very  conceited  bird  when  all  is  well 

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with  him,  and  likes  to  occupy  the  very  centre  of 
the  stage,  with  the  spot  light  upon  him,  and  a 
chorus  of  drab  hens  admiring  him  from  the  rear. 
We  had  caught  him,  however,  when  he  was  moult- 
ing, and  he  was  so  conscious  of  his  bedraggled 
glories  that  he  dodged  about  behind  a  barrel, 
and  scuttled  under  cover  every  time  we  tried  to 
put  him  out.  A  fearful  thing  happened  one  day, 
for  a  careless  maid  left  the  door  ajar,  and  in  the 
morning  seventy  of  the  inmates  were  gone.  It 
must  have  been  a  cruel  blow  to  Mr.  Baldwin, 
who  is  devoted  to  his  collection.  However,  he 
very  wisely  left  the  door  open,  after  securing  the 
remaining  birds,  and  no  less  than  thirty-four  of 
the  refugees  returned.  The  fate  of  the  others 
was  probably  tragic,  for  they  were  far  from  the 
mountains  which  are  their  home. 

Mr.  Farmer  Whyte,  the  very  progressive  editor 
of  the  Daily  Mail,  who  is  miles  ahead  of  most 
journalists  in  psychic  knowledge,  took  us  for  an 
interesting  drive  through  the  dense  woods  of 
One  Tree  Hill.  Here  we  were  courteously  met 
by  two  of  the  original  owners,  one  of  them  an 
iguana,  a  great,  heavy  lizard,  which  bolted  up  a 
tree,  and  the  other  a  kangaroo,  who  stood  among 
the  brushwood,  his  ears  rotating  with  emotion, 
while  he  gazed  upon  our  halted  car.  From  the 
summit  of  the  hill  one  has  a  wonderful  view  of 
the  ranges  stretching  away  to  the  horizon  in  all 
directions,  while  at  one's  feet  lies  the  very  wide 
spread  city.  As  nearly  every  dwelling  house  is 
a  bungalow,  with  its  own  little  ground,  the 
Australian  cities  take  up  great  space,  which  is 

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nullified  by  their  very  excellent  tram  services.  A 
beautiful  river,  the  Brisbane,  rather  wider  than 
the  Thames,  winds  through  the  town,  and  has 
sufficient  depth  to  allow  ocean  steamers  to  come 
within  cab-drive  of  the  hotels. 

About  this  time  I  had  the  usual  experience 
which  every  visilor  to  the  States  or  to  the 
Dominions  is  liable  to,  in  that  his  own  utterances 
in  his  letters  home  get  into  print,  and  boomerang 
back  upon  him.  My  own  feelings,  both  to  the 
Australian  people  and  their  country,  have  been 
so  uniformly  whole-hearted  that  I  should  have 
thought  no  mischief  could  be  made,  but  at  the 
same  time,  I  have  always  written  freely  that 
which  I  was  prepared  to  stand  by.  In  this  case, 
the  extract,  from  a  private  letter,  removed  from 
all  modifying  context,  came  through  as  follows  : 

"  Sir  Conan  Doyle,  quoted  in  the  International 
Psychic  Gazette,  in  referring  to  his  '  ups  and 
downs  '  in  Australia,  says  :  '  Amid  the  "downs" 
is  the  Press  boycott,  caused  partly  by  ignorance 
and  want  of  proportion,  partly  by  moral 
cowardice  and  fear  of  finding  out  later  that 
they  had  backed  the  wrong  horse,  or  had  given 
the  wrong  horse  fair  play.  They  are  very  back- 
ward, and  far  behind  countries  like  Iceland  and 
Denmark  in  the  knowledge  of  what  has  been 
done  in  Spiritualism.  They  are  dear  folk, 
these  Australians,  but,  Lord,  they  want 
Spirituality,  and  dynamiting  out  of  their 
grooves  !  The  Presbyterians  actually  prayed 
that  I  might  not  reach  the  country.     This  is 

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rather  near  murder,  if  they  thought  their  rotten 
prayers  would  avail.  The  result  was  an  excel- 
lent voyage,  but  it  is  the  spiritual  deadness  of 
this  place  which  gets  on  my  nerves. ' ,: 

This  was  copied  into  every  paper  in  Australia, 
but  it  was  soon  recognised  that  "  this  place  " 
was  not  Australia,  but  Melbourne,  from  which 
the  letter  was  dated.  I  have  already  recorded 
how  I  was  treated  by  the  leading  paper  in  that 
city,  and  my  general  experience  there  was  faith- 
fully reflected  in  my  remarks.  Therefore,  I  had 
nothing  to  withdraw.  My  more  extended  ex- 
perience taught  me  that  the  general  level  of 
intelligence  and  of  spirituality  in  the  Australasian 
towns  is  as  high  as  in  the  average  towns  of  Great 
Britain,  though  none  are  so  far  advanced  as  towns 
like  Manchester  or  Glasgow,  nor  are  there  the 
same  number  of  professional  and  educated  men 
who  have  come  forward  and  given  testimony. 
The  thirst  for  information  was  great,  however, 
and  that  proved  an  open  mind,  which  must  now 
lead  to  a  considerable  extension  of  knowledge 
within  the  churches  as  well  as  without. 

My  remarks  had  been  caused  by  the  action  of 
the  Argus,  but  the  Age,  the  other  leading  Mel- 
bourne paper,  seemed  to  think  that  its  honour 
was  also  touched,  and  had  a  very  severe  leading 
article  upon  my  delinquencies,  and  my  alleged 
views,  which  was,  as  usual,  a  wild  travesty  of  my 
real  ones.  It  began  this  article  by  the  assertion 
that,  apparently,  I  still  thought  that  Australia 
was  inhabited  by  the  aborigines,  before  I  ventured 

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to  bring  forward  such  theories.  Such  a  remark* 
applied  to  a  subject  which  has  won  the  assent  in 
varying  degrees  of  every  one  who  has  seriously 
examined  it,  and  which  has  its  foundation  resting 
upon  the  labours  of  some  of  the  greatest  minds 
in  the  world,  did  not  help  me  to  recover  my 
respect  for  the  mentality  and  breadth  of  view  of 
the  journals  of  Melbourne.  I  answered,  pointing 
out  that  David  Syme,  the  very  distinguished 
founder  of  the  paper,  by  no  means  shared  this 
contempt  to  Spiritualism,  as  is  shown  by  two 
long  letters  included  in  his  published  Life. 

This  attitude,  and  that  of  so  many  other 
objectors,  is  absolutely  unintelligible  to  me.  They 
must  know  that  this  cult  is  spreading  and  that 
many  capable  minds  have  examined  and  endorsed 
it.  They  must  know,  also,  that  the  views  we 
proclaim,  the  continuance  of  happy  life  and  the 
practical  abolition  of  death  are,  if  true,  the 
grandest  advance  that  the  human  race  has  ever 
made.  And  yet,  so  often,  instead  of  saying, 
"  Well,  here  is  some  one  who  is  supposed  to  know 
something  about  the  matter.  Let  us  see  if  this 
grand  claim  can  possibly  be  established  by 
evidence  and  argument,' '  they  break  into  insults 
and  revilings  as  if  something  offensive  had  been 
laid  before  them.  This  attitude  can  only  arise 
from  the  sluggish  conservatism  of  the  human 
brain,  which  runs  easily  in  certain  well-worn 
grooves,  and  is  horrified  by  the  idea  that  some- 
thing may  come  to  cause  mental  exertion  and 
readjustment. 

I  am  bound  to  add  that  the  general  public  went 

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out  of  their  way  to  show  that  their  Press  did 
not  represent  their  views.  The  following  passage 
is  typical  of  many  :  "  The  criticism  which  you 
have  so  justly  resented  is,  I  am  sure,  not  in  keeping 
with  the  views  of  the  majority  of  the  Australian 
people.  In  my  own  small  sphere  many  of  my 
friends  have  been  stirred  deeply  by  your  theories, 
and  the  inspiration  in  some  cases  has  been  so 
marked  that  the  fact  should  afford  you  satisfac- 
tion. We  are  not  all  spiritually  defunct.  Many 
are  quite  satisfied  that  you  are  giving  your  best  for 
humanity,  and  believe  that  there  is  a  tremendous 
revelation  coming  to  this  weary  old  world." 

The  Spiritualists  of  Brisbane,  greatly  daring, 
have  planned  out  a  church  which  is  to  cost 
£10,000,  trusting  to  those  who  work  with  us  on 
the  other  side  to  see  the  enterprise  through. 
The  possible  fallacy  lies  in  the  chance  that  those 
on  the  other  side  do  not  desire  to  see  this  immense 
movement  become  a  separate  sect,  but  are  in 
favour  of  the  peaceful  penetration  of  all  creeds 
by  our  new  knowledge.  It  is  on  record  that  early 
in  the  movement  Senator  Talmadge  asked  two 
different  spirit  controls,  in  different  States  of  the 
Union,  what  the  ultimate  goal  of  this  spiritual 
outburst  might  be,  and  received  exactly  the  same 
answer  from  each,  namely,  that  it  was  to  prove 
immortality  and  to  unify  the  Churches.  The  first 
half  has  been  done,  so  far  as  survival  implies 
immortality,  and  the  second  may  well  come  to 
pass,  by  giving  such  a  large  common  platform  to 
each  Church  that  they  will  learn  to  disregard  the 
smaller  differences. 

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Be  this  as  it  may,  one  could  not  but  admire  the 
faith  and  energy  of  Mr.  Reinhold  and  the  others 
who  were  determined  to  have  a  temple  of  their 
own.  I  laid  the  foundation  stone  at  three  in  the 
afternoon  under  so  tropical  a  sun  that  I  felt  as  if 
the  ceremony  was  going  to  have  its  immemorial 
accompaniment  of  a  human  sacrifice  and  even 
of  a  whole-burned  offering.  The  crowd  made 
matters  worse,  but  a  friendly  bystander  with  an 
umbrella  saved  me  from  heat  apoplexy.  I  felt 
the  occasion  was  a  solemn  one,  for  it  was  certainly 
the  first  Spiritual  Church  in  the  whole  of  Queens- 
land, and  I  doubt  if  we  have  many  anywhere  in 
Australia,  for  among  our  apostolic  gifts  poverty 
is  conspicuous.  It  has  always  amazed  me  how 
Theosophists  and  Christian  Scientists  get  their  fine 
halls  and  libraries,  while  we,  with  our  zeal  and 
our  knowledge,  have  some  bare  schoolroom  or 
worse  as  our  only  meeting  place.  It  reflects 
little  credit  upon  the  rich  people  who  accept  the 
comforts  we  bring,  but  share  none  of  the  burdens 
we  bear.     There  is  a  kink  in  their  souls. 

I  spoke  at  some  length,  and  the  people  listened 
with  patience  in  spite  of  the  great  heat.  It  was 
an  occasion  when  I  could,  with  propriety,  lay 
emphasis  upon  the  restraint  and  charity  with 
which  such  a  church  should  be  run.  The  Brisbane 
paper  reports  me  as  follows  :  "I  would  emphasise 
three  things.  Mind  your  own  business  ;  go  on 
quietly  in  your  own  way  ;  you  know  the  truth, 
and  do  not  need  to  quarrel  with  other  people. 
There  are  many  roads  to  salvation.  The  second 
point  I  would  urge  is  that  you  should  live  up  to 

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your  knowledge.  We  know  for  certain  that  we 
live  on  after  death,  that  everything  we  do  in  this 
world  influences  what  comes  after  ;  therefore,  we 
can  afford  to  be  unselfish  and  friendly  to  other 
religions.  Some  Spiritualists  run  down  the  Bible, 
whereas  it  is  from  cover  to  cover  a  spiritual  book. 
I  would  like  to  see  the  Bible  read  in  every 
Spiritualistic  Church  with  particular  attention 
paid  to  the  passages  dealing  with  occultism. 
The  third  point  I  would  emphasise  is  that  you 
should  have  nothing  to  do  with  fortune-telling  of 
anything  of  that  kind.  All  fortune-telling  is 
really  a  feeling  out  in  the  dark.  If  good  things 
are  going  to  happen  to  you  be  content  to  wait  for 
them,  and  if  evil  is  to  come  nothing  is  to  be 
gained  by  attempting  to  anticipate  it.  My 
sympathies  are  with  the  police  in  their  attitude  to 
fortune-tellers,  whose  black  magic  is  far  removed 
from  the  services  of  our  mediums  in  striving  to 
bring  comfort  to  those  whose  loved  ones  have 
gone  before.  If  these  three  things  are  lived  up  to, 
this  church  will  be  a  source  of  great  brightness 
and  happiness/ ' 

Our  work  was  pleasantly  broken  by  an  invita- 
tion to  lunch  with  Sir  Matthew  Nathan,  at 
Government  House.  Sir  Matthew  impresses  one 
as  a  man  of  character,  and  as  he  is  a  financial 
authority  he  is  in  a  position  to  help  by  his  advice 
in  restoring  the  credit  of  Queensland.  The  matter 
in  dispute,  which  has  been  called  repudiation, 
does  not,  as  it  seems  to  me,  deserve  so  harsh  a 
term,  as  it  is  one  of  those  cases  where  there  are 
two  sides  to  the  question,  so  equally  balanced  that 

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it  is  difficult  for  an  outsider  to  pronounce  a  judg- 
ment. On  the  one  hand  the  great  squatters 
who  hold  millions  of  acres  in  the  State  had  received 
the  land  on  considerable  leases  which  charged 
them  with  a  very  low  rent — almost  a  nominal  one 
— on  condition  of  their  taking  up  and  developing 
the  country.  On  the  other  hand,  the  Government 
say  these  leases  were  granted  under  very  different 
circumstances,  the  lessees  have  already  done  very 
well  out  of  them,  the  war  has  made  it  imperative 
that  the  State  raise  funds,  and  the  assets  upon 
which  the  funds  can  be  raised  are  all  in  the  hands 
of  these  lessees,  who  should  consent  to  a  revision 
of  their  agreements.  So  stands  the  quarrel,  so 
far  as  I  could  understand  it,  and  the  State  has 
actually  imposed  the  increased  rates.  Hence  the 
cry  that  they  have  repudiated  their  own  contract. 
The  result  of  the  squatters'  grievance  was  that 
Mr.  Theodore,  the  Premier,  was  unable  to  raise 
money  in  the  London  market,  and  returned  home 
with  the  alternative  of  getting  a  voluntary  loan 
in  the  Colony,  or  of  raising  a  compulsory  loan 
from  those  who  had  the  money.  The  latter  has 
an  ugly  sound,  and  yet  the  need  is  great,  and  if 
some  may  be  compelled  to  serve  with  their  bodies 
I  do  not  see  why  some  may  not  also  be  compelled 
to  serve  with  their  purses.  The  assets  of  the 
Colony  compare  very  favourably,  I  believe,  with 
others,  for  while  these  others  have  sold  their 
lands,  the  Government  of  Queensland  has  still 
the  ownership  of  the  main  tracts  of  the  gloriously 
fertile  country.  Therefore,  with  an  issue  at  6|  per 
cent.,  without  tax,   one  would  think  that    they 

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should  have  no  difficulty  in  getting  any  reason- 
able sum.  I  was  cinemaed  in  the  act  of  applying 
for  a  small  share  in  the  issue,  but  I  think  the 
advertisement  would  have  been  of  more  value  to 
the  loan,  had  they  captured  some  one  of  greater 
financial  stability. 

The  more  one  examines  this  alleged  "  repudia- 
tion "  the  less  reason  appears  in  the  charge,  and 
as  it  has  assuredly  injured  Queensland's  credit, 
it  is  well  that  an  impartial  traveller  should  touch 
upon  it.  The  squatters  are  the  richer  folk  and  in 
a  position  to  influence  the  public  opinion  of  the 
world,  and  in  their  anxiety  to  exploit  their  own 
grievance  they  seem  to  have  had  little  regard  for 
the  reputation  of  their  country.  It  is  like  a  man 
burning  down  his  house  in  the  hope  of  roasting 
some  other  inmate  of  whom  he  disapproves.  A 
conservative  paper  (the  Producer's  Review ,  January 
ioth,  1921),  says  :  "  No  living  man  can  say  how 
much  Queensland  has  been  damaged  by  the 
foolish  partisan  statements  that  have  been  uttered 
and  published/'  The  article  proceeds  to  show 
in  very  convincing  style,  with  chapter  and  verse, 
that  the  Government  has  always  been  well  within 
its  rights,  and  that  a  Conservative  Government  on 
a  previous  occasion  did  the  same  thing,  framing  a 
Bill  on  identical  lines. 

On  January  12th  my  kinsman,  Dr.  Doyle,  with 
his  charming  wife,  took  us  out  into  the  bush  for 
a  billy  tea — that  is,  to  drink  tea  which  is  prepared 
as  the  bushmen  prepare  it  in  their  tin  cans.  It 
was  certainly  excellent,  and  we  enjoyed  the  drive 
and  the  whole  experience,  though  uninvited  guests 

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of  the  mosquito  tribe  made  things  rather  lively  for 
us.  I  prayed  that  my  face  would  be  spared,  as  I 
did  not  wish  to  turn  up  at  my  lecture  as  if  I  had 
been  having  a  round  with  Dr.  Cosh,  and  I  react 
in  a  most  whole-hearted  way  to  any  attentions 
from  an  insect.  The  result  was  certainly  remark- 
able, be  it  coincidence  or  not,  for  though  my 
hands  were  like  boxing-gloves,  and  my  neck  all 
swollen,  there  was  not  a  mark  upon  my  face.  I 
fancy  that  the  hardened  inhabitants  hardly  realise 
what  new  chums  endure  after  they  are  bitten  by 
these  pests.  It  means  to  me  not  only  disfigure- 
ment, but  often  a  sleepless  night.  My  wife  and 
the  children  seem  to  escape  more  lightly.  I  found 
many  objects  of  interest  in  the  bush — among 
others  a  spider's  web  so  strong  that  full-sized 
dragon  flies  were  enmeshed  in  it.  I  could  not  see 
the  creature  itself,  but  it  must  have  been  as  big 
as  a  tarantula.  Our  host  was  a  large  landowner 
as  well  as  a  specialist,  and  he  talked  seriously  of 
leaving  the  country,  so  embittered  was  he  by 
the  land-policy  of  the  Government.  At  the  same 
time,  the  fact  that  he  could  sell  his  estate  at  a 
fair  price  seemed  to  imply  that  others  took  a  less 
grave  view  of  the  situation.  Many  of  the  richer 
classes  think  that  Labour  is  adopting  a  policy  of 
deliberate  petty  irritation  in  order  to  drive  them 
out  of  the  country,  but  perhaps  they  are  over- 
sensitive. 

So  full  was  our  life  in  Brisbane  that  there  was 
hardly  a  day  that  we  had  not  some  memorable 
experience,  even  when  I  had  to  lecture  in  the 
evening.     Often    we    were    going    fourteen    and 

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fifteen  hours  a  day,  and  a  tropical  day  at  that. 
On  January  14th  we  were  taken  to  see  the  largest 
bee-farm  in  Australia,  run  by  Mr.  H.  L.  Jones. 
Ever  since  I  consigned  Mr.  Sherlock  Holmes  to 
a  bee  farm  for  his  old  age,  I  have  been  supposed  to 
know  something  of  the  subject,  but  really  I  am  so 
ignorant  that  when  a  woman  wrote  to  me  and  said 
she  would  be  a  suitable  housekeeper  to  the  retired 
detective  because  she  could  "  segregate  the 
queen,"  I  did  not  know  what  she  meant.  On  this 
occasion  I  saw  the  operation  and  many  other 
wonderful  things  which  make  me  appreciate 
Maeterlinck's  prose-poem  upon  the  subject.  There 
is  little  poetry  about  Mr.  Jones  however,  and  he 
is  severely  practical.  He  has  numbers  of  little 
boxes  with  a  store  of  bee-food  compressed  into 
one  end  of  them.  Into  each  he  thrusts  a  queen 
with  eight  attendants  to  look  after  her.  The 
food  is  enough  to  last  two  months,  so  he  simply  puts 
on  a  postage  stamp  and  sends  it  off  to  any  one  in 
California  or  South  Africa  who  is  starting  an 
apiary.  Several  hives  were  opened  for  our  inspec- 
tion with  the  precaution  of  blowing  in  some 
smoke  to  pacify  the  bees.  We  were  told  that 
this  sudden  inrush  of  smoke  gives  the  bees  the  idea 
that  some  great  cataclysm  has  occurred,  and  their 
first  action  is  to  lay  in  a  store  of  honey,  each  of 
them,  as  a  man  might  seize  provisions  in  an 
earthquake  so  as  to  be  ready  for  whatever  the 
future  might  bring.  He  showed  us  that  the 
queen,  fed  with  some  special  food  by  the  workers, 
can  lay  twice  her  own  weight  of  eggs  in  a  day,  and 
that  if  we  could  find  something  similar  for  hens 

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we  could  hope  for  an  unbroken  stream  of  eggs. 
Clever  as  the  bee  is  it  is  clearly  an  instinctive 
hereditary  cleverness,  for  man  has  been  able  to 
make  many  improvements  in  its  methods,  making 
artificial  comb  which  is  better  than  the  original,  in 
that  it  has  cells  for  more  workers  and  fewer  drones. 
Altogether  it  was  a  wonderful  demonstration, 
which  could  be  viewed  with  comfort  under  a  veil 
with  one's  hands  in  one's  pockets,  for  though  we 
were  assured  they  would  not  sting  if  they  knew  we 
would  not  hurt  them,  a  misunderstanding  was 
possible.  One  lady  spectator  seemed  to  have  a 
sudden  ambition  to  break  the  standing  jump 
record,  and  we  found  that  she  had  received  two 
stings,  but  Mr.  Jones  and  his  assistants  covered 
their  hands  with  the  creatures  and  were  quite  im- 
mune. A  half- wild  wallaby  appeared  during  our 
visit,  and  after  some  coyness  yielded  to  the  fascina- 
tion which  my  wife  exercises  over  all  animals,  and 
fed  out  of  her  hand.  We  were  assured  that  this  had 
never  before  occurred  in  the  case  of  any  visitor. 

We  found  in  Brisbane,  as  in  every  other  town, 
that  the  question  of  domestic  service,  the  most 
important  of  all  questions  to  a  householder,  was 
very  acute.  Ladies  who  occupied  leading  posi- 
tions in  the  town  assured  us  that  it  was  impossible 
to  keep  maids,  and  that  they  were  compelled  now 
to  give  it  up  in  despair,  and  to  do  all  their  own 
house  work  with  such  casual  daily  assistance  as 
they  could  get.  A  pound  a  week  is  a  common 
wage  for  very  inefficient  service.  It  is  a  serious 
matter  and  no  solution  is  in  sight.  English  maids 
are,  I  am  sorry  to  say,  looked  upon  as  the  worst 

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of  all,  for  to  all  the  other  faults  they  add  constant 
criticism  of  their  employers,  whom  they  pronounce 
to  be  "  no  ladies  "  because  they  are  forced  to  do 
many  things  which  are  not  done  at  home.  In- 
efficiency plus  snobbishness  is  a  dreadful  mixture. 
Altogether  the  lot  of  the  Australian  lady  is  not  an 
easy  one,  and  we  admired  the  brave  spirit  with 
which  they  rose  above  their  troubles. 

This  servant  question  bears  very  directly  upon 
the  Imperial  puzzle  of  the  northern  territory.  A 
white  man  may  live  and  even  work  there,  but  a 
white  woman  cannot  possibly  run  a  household 
unless  domestic  labour  is  plentiful.  In  that 
climate  it  simply  means  absolute  breakdown  in  a 
year.  Therefore  it  is  a  mad  policy  which  at 
present  excludes  so  rigorously  the  Chinese,  Indians 
or  others  who  alone  can  make  white  households 
possible.  White  labour  assumes  a  dog  in  the 
manger  policy,  for  it  will  not,  or  cannot,  do  the 
work  itself,  and  yet  it  shuts  out  those  who  could 
do  it.  It  is  an  impossible  position  and  must  be 
changed.  How  severe  and  unreasonable  are  the 
coloured  immigrant  laws  is  shown  by  the  fact  that 
the  experienced  and  popular  Commander  of  the 
Naldera,  Captain  Lewellin,  was  fined  at  Sydney 
a  large  sum  of  money  because  three  Goa  Indians 
deserted  from  his  ship.  There  is  a  great  demand 
for  Indian  camel  drivers  in  the  north,  and  this  no 
doubt  was  the  reason  for  the  desertion,  but  what 
a  reductio  ad  absurdum  of  the  law  which  comes 
between  the  demand  and  the  supply,  besides 
punishing  an  innocent  victim. 

As  usual  a  large  number  of  psychic  confidences 

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reached  us,  some  of  which  were  very  interesting. 
One  lady  is  a  clairaudient,  and  on  the  occasion  of 
her  mother  falling  ill  she  heard  the  words  "  Wed- 
nesday—the fifteenth/'  Death  seemed  a  matter 
of  hours,  and  the  date  far  distant,  but  the  patient, 
to  the  surprise  of  the  doctors,  still  lingered.  Then 
came  the  audible  message  "  She  will  tell  you 
where  she  is  going."  The  mother  had  lain 
for  two  days  helpless  and  comatose.  Suddenly 
she  opened  her  eyes  and  said  in  a  clear  strong 
voice,  "  I  have  seen  the  mansions  in  my  father's 
house.  My  husband  and  children  await  me 
there.  I  could  not  have  imagined  anything  so 
exquisitely  lovely."  Then  she  breathed  her  last, 
the  date  being  the  15th. 

We  were  entertained  to  dinner  on  the  last 
evening  by  the  Hon.  John  Fihilly,  acting  Premier 
of  the  Colony,  and  his  wife.  He  is  an  Irish 
labour  leader  with  a  remarkable  resemblance  to 
Dan  O'Connell  in  his  younger  days.  1  was 
pleased  to  see  that  the  toast  of  the  King  was 
given  though  it  was  not  called  for  at  a  private 
dinner.  Fihilly  is  a  member  of  the  Government, 
and  I  tackled  him  upon  the  question  of  British 
emigrants  being  enticed  out  by  specious  promises 
on  the  part  of  Colonial  Agents  in  London,  only 
to  find  that  no  work  awaited  them.  Some  de- 
plorable cases  had  come  within  my  own  observa- 
tion, one,  an  old  Lancashire  Fusilier,  having 
walked  the  streets  for  six  months.  He  assured 
me  that  the  arrangements  were  now  in  perfect 
order,  and  that  emigrants  were  held  back  in  the 
old  country  until  they  could  be  sure  that  there 

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was  a  place  for  them.  There  are  so  many  out  of 
work  in  Australia  that  one  feels  some  sympathy 
with  those  labour  men  who  are  against  fresh 
arrivals. 

And  there  lies  the  great  problem  which  we 
have  not,  with  all  our  experience,  managed  to 
master.  On  the  one  side  illimitable  land  calling 
for  work.  On  the  other  innumerable  workers 
calling  for  land.  And  yet  the  two  cannot  be 
joined.  I  remember  how  it  jarred  me  when  I 
saw  Edmonton,  in  Western  Canada,  filled  with 
out-of-workers  while  the  great  land  lay  unin- 
habited. The  same  strange  parodox  meets  one 
here.  It  is  just  the  connecting  link  that  is 
missing,  and  that  link  lies  in  wise  prevision.  The 
helpless  newcomer  can  do  nothing  if  he  and  his 
family  are  dumped  down  upon  a  hundred  acres 
of  gum  trees.  Put  yourself  in  their  position. 
How  can  they  hope  with  their  feeble  hands  to 
clear  the  ground  ?  All  this  early  work  must  be 
done  for  them  by  the  State,  the  owner  repaying 
after  he  has  made  good.  Let  the  emigrant  move 
straight  on  to  a  cleared  farm,  with  a  shack-house 
already  prepared,  and  clear  instructions  as  to  the 
best  crops,  and  how  to  get  them.  Then  it  seems 
to  me  that  emigration  would  bring  no  want  of 
employment  in  its  train.  But  the  State  must 
blaze  the  trail  and  the  public  follow  after.  Such 
arrangements  may  even  now  exist,  but  if  so  they 
need  expansion  and  improvement,  for  they  do  not 
seem  to  work. 

Before  leaving  Brisbane  my  attention  was 
drawn  to  the  fact  that  the  State  photographer, 

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when  he  took  the  scene  of  the  opening  of  the  loan, 
had  produced  to  all  appearance  a  psychic  effect. 
The  Brisbane  papers  recorded  it  as  follows  :  — 

'"It  is  a  remarkable  result,  and  I  cannot  offer 
any  opinion  as  to  what  caused  it.  It  is  abso- 
lutely mystifying/  Such  was  the  declaration 
made  yesterday  by  the  Government  photographer, 
Mr.  W.  Mobsby,  in  regard  to  the  unique  effect 
associated  with  a  photograph  he  took  on  Thurs- 
day last  of  Sir  A.  Conan  Doyle.  Mr.  Mobsby, 
who  has  been  connected  with  photography  since 
boyhood,  explained  that  he  was  instructed  to 
take  an  official  photograph  of  the  function  at 
which  Sir  A.  Conan  Doyle  handed  over  his  sub- 
scription to  the  State  Loan  organiser.  When  he 
arrived,  the  entrance  to  the  building  was  thronged 
by  a  large  crowd,  and  he  had  to  mount  a  step- 
ladder,  which  was  being  used  by  the  Daily 
Mail  photographer,  in  order  to  get  a  good  view 
of  the  proceedings.  Mr.  Mobsby  took  only  one 
picture,  just  at  the  moment  Sir  A.  Conan  Doyle 
was  mounting  the  steps  at  the  Government 
Tourist  Bureau  to  meet  the  Acting  Premier, 
Mr.  J.  Fihilly.  Mr.  Mobsby  developed  the  film 
himself,  and  was  amazed  to  find  that  while  all 
the  other  figures  in  the  picture  were  distinct  the 
form  of  Sir  A.  Conan  Doyle  appeared  enveloped 
in  mist  and  could  only  be  dimly  seen.  The 
photograph  was  taken  on  an  ordinary  film  with  a 
No.  3a  Kodak,  and  careful  examination  does  not 
in  any  way  indicate  the  cause  of  the  sensational 
result."  I  have  had  so  many  personal  proofs  of 
the  intervention  of  supernormal  agencies  during 

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the  time  that  I  have  been  engaged  upon  this  task 
that  I  am  prepared  to  accept  the  appearance  of 
this  aura  as  being  an  assurance  of  the  presence  of 
those  great  forces  for  whom  I  act  as  a  humble 
interpreter.  At  the  same  time,  the  sceptic  is 
very  welcome  to  explain  it  as  a  flawed  film  and  a 
coincidence. 

We  returned  from  Brisbane  to  Sydney  in  the 
Orient  Liner  "  Orsova,"  which  is  a  delightful 
alternative  to  the  stuffy  train.  The  sea  has 
always  been  a  nursing  mother  to  me,  and  I  sup- 
pose I  have  spent  a  clear  two  years  of  my  life 
upon  the  waves.  We  had  a  restful  Sunday  aboard 
the  boat,  disturbed  only  by  the  Sunday  service, 
which  left  its  usual  effect  upon  my  mind.  The 
Psalms  were  set  to  some  unhappy  tune,  very 
different  from  the  grand  Gregorian  rhythm,  so 
that  with  its  sudden  rise  to  a  higher  level  it 
sounded  more  like  the  neighing  of  horses  than  the 
singing  of  mortals.  The  words  must  surely  offend 
anyone  who  considers  what  it  is  that  he  is 
saying — a  mixture  of  most  unmanly  wailing  and 
spiteful  threats.  How  such  literature  has  been 
perpetuated  three  thousand  years,  and  how  it  can 
ever  have  been  sacred,  is  very  strange.  Alto- 
gether from  first  to  last  there  was  nothing,  save 
only  the  Lord's  Prayer,  which  could  have  any 
spiritual  effect.  These  old  observances  are  like 
an  iron  ball  tied  to  the  leg  of  humanity,  for  ever 
hampering  spiritual  progress.  If  now,  after  the 
warning  of  the  great  war,  we  have  not  the  mental 
energy  and  the  moral  courage  to  get  back  to 
realities,  we  shall  deserve  what  is  coming  to  us. 

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On  January  17th  we  were  back,  tired  but 
contented,  in  the  Medlow  Bath  Hotel  in  the  heart 
of  the  Blue  Mountains — an  establishment  which 
I  can  heartily  recommend  to  any  who  desire  a 
change  from  the  summer  heats  of  Sydney. 


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CHAPTER  XI 

Medlow  Bath.  —  Jenolan  Caves.  —  Giant  skeleton.  —  Mrs. 
Foster  Turner's  mediumship. — A  wonderful  prophecy. — 
Final  results. — Third  sitting  with  Bailey. — Failure  of 
State  Control.— Retrospection. — Melbourne  presentation. 
— Crooks.  —  Lecture  at  Perth.  —  West  Australia.  — 
Rabbits,  sparrows  and  sharks. 

We  recuperated  after  our  Brisbane  tour  by 
spending  the  next  week  at  Medlow  Bath,  that 
little  earthly  paradise,  which  is  the  most  restful 
spot  we  have  found  in  our  wanderings.  It  was 
built  originally  by  Mr.  Mark  Foy,  a  successful 
draper  of  Sydney,  and  he  is  certainly  a  man  of 
taste,  for  he  has  adorned  it  with  a  collection  of 
prints  and  of  paintings — hundreds  of  each — 
which  would  attract  attention  in  any  city,  but 
which  on  a  mountain  top  amid  the  wildest 
scenery  give  one  the  idea  of  an  Arabian  Nights 
palace.  There  was  a  passage  some  hundreds  of 
yards  long,  which  one  has  to  traverse  on  the  way 
to  each  meal,  and  there  was  a  certain  series  of 
French  prints,  representing  events  of  Byzantine 
history,  which  I  found  it  difficult  to  pass,  so  that 
I  was  often  a  late  comer.  A  very  fair  library  is 
among  the  other  attractions  of  this  remarkable 
place. 

Before  leaving  we  spent  one  long  day  at  the 

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famous  Jenolan  Caves,  which  are  distant  about 
forty-five  miles.  As  the  said  miles  are  very  up- 
and-down,  and  as  the  cave  exploration  involves 
several  hours  of  climbing,  it  makes  a  fairly  hard 
day's  work.  We  started  all  seven  in  a  motor,  as 
depicted  by  the  wayside  photographers,  but  Baby 
got  sick  and  had  to  be  left  with  Jakeman  at  the 
half-way  house,  where  we  picked  her  up,  quite 
recovered,  on  our  return.  It  was  as  well,  for  the 
walk  would  have  been  quite  beyond  her,  and  yet 
having  once  started  there  is  no  return,  so  we 
should  have  ended  by  carrying  her  through  all 
the  subterranean  labyrinths.  The  road  is  a 
remarkably  good  one,  and  represents  a  consider- 
able engineering  feat.  It  passes  at  last  through 
an  enormous  archway  of  rock  which  marks  the 
entrance  to  the  cave  formations.  These  caves 
are  hollowed  out  of  what  was  once  a  coral  reef 
in  a  tropical  sea,  but  is  now  sixty  miles  inland 
with  a  mountain  upon  the  top  of  it — such  changes 
this  old  world  has  seen.  If  the  world  were  formed 
only  that  man  might  play  his  drama  upon  it, 
then  mankind  must  be  in  the  very  earliest  days 
of  his  history,  for  who  would  build  so  elaborate  a 
stage  if  the  play  were  to  be  so  short  and 
insignificant  ? 

The  caves  are  truly  prodigious.  They  were 
discovered  first  in  the  pursuit  of  some  poor  devil 
of  a  bushranger  who  must  have  been  hard  put  to 
it  before  he  took  up  his  residence  in  this  damp 
and  dreary  retreat.  A  brave  man,  Wilson,  did 
most  of  the  actual  exploring,  lowering  himself 
by  a  thin  rope  into  noisome  abysses  of  unknown 

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depth  and  charting  out  the  whole  of  this  devil's 
warren.  It  is  so  vast  that  many  weeks  would 
be  needed  to  go  through  it,  and  it  is  usual  at  one 
visit  to  take  only  a  single  sample.  On  this 
occasion  it  was  the  River  Cave,  so  named  because 
after  many  wanderings  you  come  on  a  river  about 
twenty  feet  across  and  forty-five  feet  deep  which 
has  to  be  navigated  for  some  distance  in  a  punt. 
The  stalactite  effects,  though  very  wonderful, 
are  not,  I  think,  superior  to  those  which  I  have 
seen  in  Derbyshire,  and  the  caves  have  none  of 
that  historical  glamour  which  is  needed  in  order 
to  link  some  large  natural  object  to  our  own  com- 
prehension. I  can  remember  in  Derbyshire  how 
my  imagination  and  sympathy  were  stirred  by 
a  Roman  lady's  brooch  which  had  been  found 
among  the  rubble.  Either  a  wild  beast  or  a 
bandit  knew  best  how  it  got  there.  Jenolan  has 
few  visible  links  with  the  past,  but  one  of  them 
is  a  tremendous  one.  It  is  the  complete,  though 
fractured,  skeleton  of  a  very  large  man — seven 
foot  four  said  the  guide,  but  he  may  have  put  it 
on  a  little — who  was  found  partly  imbedded  in 
the  lime.  Many  ages  ago  he  seems  to  have  fallen 
through  the  roof  of  the  cavern,  and  the  bones  of 
a  wallaby  hard  by  give  some  indication  that  he 
was  hunting  at  the  time,  and  that  his  quarry 
shared  his  fate.  He  was  of  the  Black  fellow  type, 
with  a  low-class  cranium.  It  is  remarkable  the 
proportion  of  very  tall  men  who  are  dug  up  in 
ancient  tombs.  Again  and  again  the  bogs  of 
Ireland  have  yielded  skeletons  of  seven  and  eight 
feet.     Some  years  ago  a  Scythian  chief  was  dug 

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up  on  the  Southern  Steppes  of  Russia  who  was 
eight  feet  six.  What  a  figure  of  a  man  with  his 
winged  helmet  and  his  battle  axe  !  All  over  the 
world  one  comes  upon  these  giants  of  old,  and  one 
wonders  whether  they  represented  some  race, 
further  back  still,  who  were  all  gigantic.  The 
Babylonian  tradition  in  our  Bible  says:  "And 
there  were  giants  in  those  days."  The  big 
primeval  kangaroo  has  grown  down  to  the  smaller 
modern  one,  the  wombat,  which  was  an  animal  as 
big  as  a  tapir,  is  now  as  small  as  a  badger,  the 
great  saurians  have  become  little  lizards,  and  so 
it  would  seem  not  unreasonable  to  suppose  that 
man  may  have  run  to  great  size  at  some  unexplored 
period  in  his  evolution. 

We  all  emerged  rather  exhausted  from  the 
bowels  of  the  earth,  dazed  with  the  endless  suc- 
cession of  strange  gypsum  formations  which  we 
had  seen,  minarets,  thrones,  shawls,  coronets, 
some  of  them  so  made  that  one  could  imagine 
that  the  old  kobolds  had  employed  their  leisure 
hours  in  fashioning  their  freakish  outlines.  It 
was  a  memorable  drive  home  in  the  evening. 
Once  as  a  bird  flew  above  my  head,  the  slanting 
ray  of  the  declining  sun  struck  it  and  turned  it 
suddenly  to  a  vivid  scarlet  and  green.  It  was 
the  first  of  many  parrots.  Once  also  a  couple  of 
kangaroos  bounded  across  the  road,  amid  wild  cries 
of  delight  from  the  children.  Once,  too,  a  long  snake 
writhed  across  and  was  caught  by  one  of  the  wheels 
of  the  motor.  Rabbits,  I  am  sorry  to  say,  abounded. 
If  they  would  confine  themselves  to  these  primeval 
woods,  Australia  would  be  content. 

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This  was  the  last  of  our  pleasant  Australian 
excursions,  and  we  left  Medlow  Bath  refreshed 
not  only  by  its  charming  atmosphere,  but  by 
feeling  that  we  had  gained  new  friends.  We  made 
our  way  on  January  26th  to  Sydney,  where  all 
business  had  to  be  settled  up  and  preparations 
made  for  our  homeward  voyage. 

Whilst  in  Sydney  I  had  an  opportunity  of 
examining  several  phases  of  mediumship  which 
will  be  of  interest  to  the  psychic  reader.  I  called 
upon  Mrs.  Foster  Turner,  who  is  perhaps  the 
greatest  all-round  medium  with  the  highest 
general  level  of  any  sensitive  in  Australia.  I 
found  a  middle-aged  lady  of  commanding  and 
pleasing  appearance  with  a  dignified  manner  and 
a  beautifully  modulated  voice,  which  must  be 
invaluable  to  her  in  platform  work.  Her  gifts 
are  so  many  that  it  must  have  been  difficult  for 
her  to  know  which  to  cultivate,  but  she  finally 
settled  upon  medical  diagnosis,  in  which  she  has, 
I  understand,  done  good  work.  Her  practice 
is  considerable,  and  her  help  is  not  despised  by 
some  of  the  leading  practitioners.  This  gift  is,  as 
I  have  explained  previously  in  the  case  of  Mr. 
Bloomfield,  a  form  of  clairvoyance,  and  Mrs. 
Foster  Turner  enjoys  all  the  other  phases  of  that 
wonderful  power,  including  psychometry,  with  its 
application  to  detective  work,  the  discerning  of 
spirits,  and  to  a  very  marked  degree  the  gift  of 
prophecy,  which  she  has  carried  upon  certain 
occasions  to  a  length  which  I  have  never  known 
equalled  in  any  reliable  record  of  the  past. 

Here  is  an  example  for  which,  I  am  told,  a 

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hundred  witnesses  could  be  cited.  At  a  meeting 
at  the  Little  Theatre,  Castlereagh  Street,  Sydney, 
on  a  Sunday  evening  of  February,  1914,  Mrs. 
Turner  addressed  the  audience  under  an  inspira- 
tion which  claimed  to  be  W.  T.  Stead.  He  ended 
his  address  by  saying  that  in  order  to  prove  that 
he  spoke  with  a  power  beyond  mortal,  he  would, 
on  the  next  Sunday,  give  a  prophecy  as  to  the 
future  of  the  world. 

Next  Sunday  some  900  people  assembled, 
when  Mrs.  Turner,  once  more  under  control, 
spoke  as  follows.  I  quote  from  notes  taken  at 
the  time.  "  Now,  although  there  is  not  at  present 
a  whisper  of  a  great  European  war  at  hand,  yet  I 
want  to  warn  you  that  before  this  year,  1914,  has 
run  its  course,  Europe  will  be  deluged  in  blood. 
Great  Britain,  our  beloved  nation,  will  be  drawn 
into  the  most  awful  war  the  world  has  ever  known. 
Germany  will  be  the  great  antagonist,  and  will 
draw  other  nations  in  her  train.  Austria  will 
totter  to  its  ruin.  Kings  and  kingdoms  will  fall. 
Millions  of  precious  lives  will  be  slaughtered,  but 
Britain  will  finally  triumph  and  emerge  victorious. 
During  the  year,  also,  the  Pope  of  Rome  will  pass 
away,  and  a  bomb  will  be  placed  in  St.  Paul's 
Church,  but  will  be  discovered  in  time  and  re- 
moved before  damage  is  done/' 

Can  any  prophecy  be  more  accurate  or  better 
authenticated  than  that  ?  The  only  equally  exact 
prophecy  on  public  events  which  I  can  recall  is 
when  Emma  Hardinge  Britten,  having  been 
refused  permission  in  i860  to  deliver  a  lecture  on 
Spiritualism  in  the  Town  Hall  of  Atlanta,  declared 

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that,  before  many  years  had  passed,  that  very 
Town  Hall  would  be  choked  up  with  the  dead  and 
the  dying,  drawn  from  the  State  which  persecuted 
her.  This  came  literally  true  in  the  Civil  War  a 
few  years  later,  when  Sherman's  army  passed 
that  way. 

Mrs.  Foster  Turner's  gift  of  psychometry  is  one 
which  will  be  freely  used  by  the  community 
when  we  become  more  civilised  and  less  ignorant. 
As  an  example  of  how  it  works,  some  years  ago 
a  Melbourne  man  named  Cutler  disappeared, 
and  there  was  a  considerable  debate  as  to  his  fate. 
His  wife,  without  giving  a  name,  brought  Cutler's 
boot  to  Mrs.  Turner.  She  placed  it  near  her 
forehead  and  at  once  got  en  rapport  with  the 
missing  man.  She  described  how  he  left  his 
home,  how  he  kissed  his  wife  good-bye,  all  the 
succession  of  his  movements  during  that  morning, 
and  finally  how  he  had  fallen  or  jumped  over  a 
bridge  into  the  river,  where  he  had  been  caught 
under  some  snag.  A  search  at  the  place  named 
revealed  the  dead  body.  If  this  case  be  compared 
with  that  of  Mr.  Foxhall,  already  quoted,  one  can 
clearly  see  that  the  same  law  underlies  each. 
But  what  an  ally  for  our  C.I.D.  ! 

There  was  one  pleasant  incident  in  connection 
with  my  visit  to  Mrs.  Foster  Turner.  Upon  my 
asking  her  whether  she  had  any  psychic  impression 
when  she  saw  me  lecturing,  she  said  that  I  was 
accompanied  on  the  platform  by  a  man  in  spirit 
life,  about  70  years  of  age,  grey-bearded,  with 
rugged  eyebrows.  She  searched  her  mind  for  a 
name,  and  then  said,  "  Alfred  Russell  Wallace." 

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Doctor  Abbott,  who  was  present,  confirmed  that 
she  had  given  that  name  at  the  time.  It  will  be 
remembered  that  Mrs.  Roberts,  of  Dunedin,  had 
also  given  the  name  of  the  great  Spiritualistic 
Scientist  as  being  my  coadjutor.  There  was  no 
possible  connection  between  Mrs.  Turner  and 
Mrs.  Roberts.  Indeed,  the  intervention  of  the 
strike  had  made  it  almost  impossible  for  them 
to  communicate,  even  if  they  had  known  each 
other — which  they  did  not.  It  was  very  helpful 
to  me  to  think  that  so  great  a  soul  was  at  my 
side  in  the  endeavour  to  stimulate  the  attention 
of  the  world. 

Two  days  before  our  departure  we  attended 
the  ordinary  Sunday  service  of  the  Spiritualists 
at  Stanmore  Road,  which  appeared  to  be  most 
reverently  and  beautifully  conducted.  It  is  in- 
deed pleasant  to  be  present  at  a  religious  service 
which  in  no  way  offends  one's  taste  or  one's 
reason — which  cannot  always  be  said,  even  of 
Spiritualistic  ones.  At  the  end  I  was  presented 
with  a  beautifully  illuminated  address  from  the 
faithful  of  Sydney,  thanking  me  for  what  they 
were  pleased  to  call  "  the  splendidly  successful 
mission  on  behalf  of  Spiritualism  in  Sydney/' 
"  You  are  a  specially  chosen  leader,"  it  went  on, 
"  endowed  with  power  to  command  attention 
from  obdurate  minds.  We  rejoice  that  you  are 
ready  to  consecrate  your  life  to  the  spread  of  our 
glorious  gospel,  which  contains  more  proof  of 
the  eternal  love  of  God  than  any  other  truth  yet 
revealed  to  man."  So  ran  this  kindly  document. 
It  was  decorated  with  Australian  emblems,  and  as 

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there  was  a  laughing  jackass  in  the  corner,  I  was 
able  to  raise  a  smile  by  suggesting  that  they  had 
adorned  it  with  the  picture  of  a  type  of  opponent 
with  whom  we  were  very  familiar,  the  more  so 
as  some  choice  specimens  had  been  observed  in 
Sydney.  There  are  some  gentle  souls  in  our 
ranks  who  refrain  from  all  retort — and  morally, 
they  are  no  doubt  the  higher — but  personally, 
when  I  am  moved  by  the  malevolence  and  ignor- 
ance of  our  opponents,  I  cannot  help  hitting  back 
at  them.  It  was  Mark  Twain,  I  think,  who  said 
that,  instead  of  turning  the  other  cheek,  he 
returned  the  other's  cheek.  That  is  my  un- 
regenerate    instinct. 

I  was  able,  for  the  first  time,  to  give  a  bird's-eye 
view  of  my  tour  and  its  final  results.  I  had,  in  all, 
addressed  twenty-five  meetings,  averaging  2,000 
people  in  each,  or  50,000  people  in  all.  I  read  aloud  a 
letter  from  Mr.  Carlyle  Smythe,  who,  with  his  father, 
had  managed  the  tours  of  every  lecturer  of  repute 
who  had  come  to  Australia  during  the  past  thirty 
years.  Mr.  Smythe  knew  what  success  and  failure 
were,  and  he  said  :  "  For  an  equal  number  of 
lectures,  yours  has  proved  the  most  prosperous 
tour  in  my  experience.  No  previous  tour  has 
won  such  consistent  success.  From  the  push-off 
at  Adelaide  to  the  great  boom  in  New  Zealand 
and  Brisbane,  it  has  been  a  great  dynamic  pro- 
gression of  enthusiasm.  I  have  known  in  my 
career  nothing  parallel  to  it." 

The  enemies  of  our  cause  were  longing  for  my 
failure,  and  had,  indeed,  in  some  cases  most 
unscrupulously  announced  it,  so  it  was  necessary 

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that  I  should  give  precise  details  as  to  this  great 
success,  and  to  the  proof  which  it  afforded  that 
the  public  mind  was  open  to  the  new  revelation. 
But,  after  all,  the  money  test  was  the  acid  one. 
I  had  taken  a  party  of  seven  people  at  a  time 
when  all  expenses  were  doubled  or  trebled  by 
the  unnatural  costs  of  travel  and  of  living,  which 
could  not  be  made  up  for  by  increasing  the  price 
of  admission.  It  would  seem  a  miracle  that  I 
could  clear  this  great  bill  of  expenses  in  a  country 
like  Australia,  where  the  large  towns  are  few. 
And  yet  I  was  able  to  show  that  I  had  not  only 
done  so,  after  paying  large  sums  in  taxation, 
but  that  I  actually  had  seven  hundred  pounds 
over.  This  I  divided  among  Spiritual  funds  in 
Australia,  the  bulk  of  it,  five  hundred  pounds, 
being  devoted  to  a  guarantee  of  expenses  for  the 
next  lecturer  who  should  follow  me.  It  seemed 
to  me  that  such  a  lecturer,  if  well  chosen,  and 
properly  guaranteed  against  loss,  might  devote 
a  longer  time  than  I,  and  visit  the  smaller  towns, 
from  which  I  had  often  the  most  touching  appeals. 
If  he  were  successful,  he  need  not  touch  the  guar- 
antee fund,  and  so  it  would  remain  as  a  perpetual 
source  of  active  propaganda.  Such  was  the 
scheme  which  I  outlined  that  night,  and  which 
was  eventually  adopted  by  the  Spiritualists  of 
both  Australia  and  New  Zealand. 

On  my  last  evening  at  Sydney,  I  attended  a 
third  seance  with  Charles  Bailey,  the  apport 
medium.  It  was  not  under  test  conditions,  so 
that  it  can  claim  no  strict  scientific  value,  and  yet 
the  results  are  worth  recording.     It  had  struck 

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me  that  a  critic  might  claim  that  there  was  phos- 
phorescent matter  inside  the  spectacle  case,  which 
seemed  to  be  the  only  object  which  Bailey  took 
inside  the  cabinet,  so  I  insisted  on  examining  it, 
but  found  it  quite  innocent.  The  usual  incon- 
clusive shadowy  appearance  of  luminous  vapour 
was  evident  almost  at  once,  but  never,  so  far  as  I 
could  judge,  out  of  reach  of  the  cabinet,  which 
was  simply  a  blanket  drawn  across  the  corner  of 
the  room.  The  Hindoo  control  then  announced 
that  an  apport  would  be  brought,  and  asked  that 
water  be  placed  in  a  tin  basin.  He  (that  is,  Bailey 
himself,  under  alleged  control)  then  emerged, 
the  lights  being  half  up,  carrying  the  basin  over 
his  head.  On  putting  it  down,  we  all  saw  two 
strange  little  young  tortoises  swimming  about  in 
it.  I  say  "  strange/'  because  I  have  seen  none 
like  them.  They  were  about  the  size  of  a  half- 
crown,  and  the  head,  instead  of  being  close  to 
the  shell,  was  at  the  end  of  a  thin  neck  half  as 
long  as  the  body.  There  were  a  dozen  Australians 
present,  and  they  all  said  they  had  never  seen  any 
similar  ones.  The  control  claimed  that  he  had 
just  brought  them  from  a  tank  in  Benares.  The 
basin  was  left  on  the  table,  and  while  the  lights 
were  down,  the  creatures  disappeared.  It  is  only 
fair  to  say  that  they  could  have  been  removed  by 
hand  in  the  dark,  but  on  examining  the  table, 
I  was  unable  to  see  any  of  those  sloppings  of 
water  which  might  be  expected  to  follow  such  an 
operation. 

Shortly  afterwards  there  was  a  great  crash  in 
the  dark,  and  a  number  of  coins  fell  on  to  the 

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table,  and  were  handed  to  me  by  the  presiding 
control  as  a  parting  present.  They  did  not, 
I  fear,  help  me  much  with  my  hotel  bill,  for  they 
were  fifty-six  Turkish  copper  pennies,  taken  "  from  a 
well,"  according  to  our  informant.  These  two 
apports  were  all  the  phenomena,  and  the  medium, 
who  has  been  working  very  hard  of  late,  showed 
every  sign  of  physical  collapse  at  the  close. 

Apart  from  the  actual  production  in  the  seance 
room,  which  may  be  disputed,  I  should  like  to 
confront  the  honest  sceptic  with  the  extraordinary 
nature  of  the  objects  which  Bailey  produces  on 
these  occasions.  They  cannot  be  disputed,  for 
hundreds  have  handled  them,  collections  of  them 
have  been  photographed,  there  are  cases  full  at 
the  Stanford  University  at  California,  and  I  am 
bringing  a  few  samples  back  to  England  with  me. 
If  the  whole  transaction  is  normal,  then  where 
does  he  get  them  ?  I  had  an  Indian  nest.  Does 
anyone  import  Indian  nests  ?  Does  anyone  im- 
port queer  little  tortoises  with  long,  thin  necks  ? 
Is  there  a  depot  for  Turkish  copper  coins  in 
Australia  ?  On  the  previous  sitting,  he  got  ioo 
Chinese  ones.  Those  might  be  explained,  since 
the  Chinaman  is  not  uncommon  in  Sydney,  but 
surely  he  exports  coins,  rather  than  imports  them. 
Then  what  about  ioo  Babylonian  tablets,  with 
legible  inscriptions  in  Assyrian,  some  of  them 
cylindrical,  with  long  histories  upon  them  ? 
Granting  that  they  are  Jewish  forgeries,  how  do 
they  get  into  the  country  ?  Bailey's  house  was 
searched  once  by  the  police,  but  nothing  was  found. 
Arabic  papers,   Chinese  schoolbooks,   mandarins' 

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buttons,  tropical  birds — all  sorts  of  odd  things 
arrive.  If  they  are  not  genuine,  where  do  they 
come  from  ?  The  matter  is  ventilated  in  papers, 
and  no  one  comes  forward  to  damn  Bailey  for  ever 
by  proving  that  he  supplied  them.  It  is  no  use 
passing  the  question  by.  It  calls  for  an  answer. 
If  these  articles  can  be  got  in  any  normal  way, 
then  what  is  the  way  ?  If  not,  then  Bailey  has 
been  a  most  ill-used  man,  and  miracles  are  of 
daily  occurrence  in  Australia.  This  man  should 
be  under  the  strict,  but  patient  and  sympathetic, 
control  of  the  greatest  scientific  observers  in  the 
world,  instead  of  being  allowed  to  wear  himself  out 
by  promiscuous  seances,  given  in  order  to  earn  a 
living.  I  magine  our  scientists  expending  themselves 
in  the  examination  of  shells,  or  the  classification  oi 
worms,  when  such  a  subject  as  this  awaits  them. 
And  it  cannot  await  them  long.  The  man  dies, 
and  then  where  are  these  experiments  ?  But  if 
such  scientific  investigation  be  made,  it  must  be 
thorough  and  prolonged,  directed  by  those  who 
have  real  experience  of  occult  matters,  otherwise 
it  will  wreck  itself  upon  some  theological  or  other 
snag,  as  did  Colonel  de  Rochas'  attempt  at 
Grenoble. 

The  longer  one  remains  in  Australia,  the  more 
one  is  struck  by  the  failure  of  State  control. 
Whenever  you  test  it,  in  the  telephones,  the 
telegraphs  and  the  post,  it  stands  for  inefficiency, 
with  no  possibility  that  I  can  see  of  remedy. 
The  train  service  is  better,  but  still  far  from  good. 
As  to  the  State  ventures  in  steamboat  lines  and 
in  banking,   I  have  not  enough  information  to 

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guide  me.  On  the  face  of  it,  it  is  evident  that 
in  each  case  there  is  no  direct  responsible  master, 
and  that  there  is  no  real  means  of  enforcing  dis- 
cipline. I  have  talked  to  the  heads  of  large 
institutions,  who  have  assured  me  that  the  conduct 
of  business  is  becoming  almost  impossible.  When 
they  send  an  urgent  telegram,  with  a  letter  con- 
firming it,  it  is  no  unusual  thing  for  the  letter 
to  arrive  first.  No  complaint  produces  any  re- 
dress. The  maximum  compensation  for  sums 
lost  in  the  post  is,  I  am  told,  two  pounds,  so  that 
the  banks,  whose  registered  letters  continually 
disappear,  suffer  heavy  losses.  On  the  other 
hand,  if  they  send  a  messenger  with  the  money, 
there  is  a  law  by  which  all  bullion  carried  by  train 
has  to  be  declared,  and  has  to  pay  a  commission. 
Yet  the  public  generally,  having  no  standard  of 
comparison,  are  so  satisfied  with  the  wretched 
public  services,  that  there  is  a  continued  agitation 
to  extend  public  control,  and  so  ruin  the  well 
conducted  private  concerns.  The  particular  in- 
stance which  came  under  my  notice  was  the  ferry 
service  of  Sydney  harbour,  which  is  admirably 
and  cheaply  conducted,  and  yet  there  is  a  clamour 
that  it  also  should  be  dragged  into  this  morass 
of  slovenly  inefficiency.  I  hope,  however,  that 
the  tide  will  soon  set  the  other  way.  I  fear,  from 
what  I  have  seen  of  the  actual  working,  that  it  is 
only  under  exceptional  conditions,  and  with  very 
rigorous  and  high-principled  direction,  that  the 
State  control  of  industries  can  be  carried  out. 
I  cannot  see  that  it  is  a  political  question,  or  that 
the  democracy  has  any  interest,  save  to  have  the 

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public  work  done  as  well  and  as  economically  as 
possible.  When  the  capitalist  has  a  monopoly, 
and  is  exacting  an  undue  return,  it  is  another 
matter. 

As  I  look  back  at  Australia  my  prayers — if 
deep  good  wishes  form  a  prayer — go  out  to  it. 
Save  for  that  great  vacuum  upon  the  north, 
which  a  wise  Government  would  strive  hard  to 
fill,  I  see  no  other  external  danger  which  can 
threaten  her  people.  But  internally  I  am 
shadowed  by  the  feeling  that  trouble  may  be 
hanging  over  them,  though  I  am  assured  that  the 
cool  stability  of  their  race  will  at  last  pull  them 
through  it.  There  are  some  dangerous  factors 
there  which  make  their  position  more  precarious 
than  our  own,  and  behind  a  surface  of  civilisation 
there  lie  possible  forces  which  might  make  for 
disruption.  As  a  people  they  are  rather  less 
disciplined  than  a  European  nation.  There  is  no 
large  middle  or  leisured  class  who  would  represent 
moderation.  Labour  has  tried  a  Labour  Govern- 
ment, and  finding  that  politics  will  not  really 
alter  economic  facts  is  now  seeking  some  fresh 
solution.  The  land  is  held  in  many  cases  by  large 
proprietors  who  work  great  tracts  with  few  hands, 
so  there  is  not  the  conservative  element  which 
makes  the  strength  of  the  United  States  with  its 
six  million  farmers,  each  with  his  stake  in  the 
land.  Above  all,  there  is  no  standing  military 
force,  and  nothing  but  a  small,  though  very 
efficient,  police  force  to  stand  between  organised 
government  and  some  wild  attempt  of  the  ex- 
tremists.    There  are  plenty  of  soldiers,  it  is  true, 

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and  they  have  been  treated  with  extreme 
generosity  by  the  State,  but  they  have  been 
reabsorbed  into  the  civil  population.  If  they 
stand  for  law  and  order  then  all  is  well.  On  the 
other  hand,  there  are  the  Irish,  who  are  fairly 
numerous,  well  organised  and  disaffected.  There 
is  no  Imperial  question,  so  far  as  I  can  see,  save 
with  the  Irish,  but  there  is  this  disquieting  internal 
situation  which,  with  the  coming  drop  of  wages, 
may  suddenly  become  acute.  An  Australian 
should  be  a  sober-minded  man  for  he  has  his 
difficulties  before  him.  We  of  the  old  country 
should  never  forget  that  these  difficulties  have 
been  partly  caused  by  his  splendid  participation 
in  the  great  war,  and  so  strain  every  nerve  to  help, 
both  by  an  enlightened  sympathy  and  by  such 
material  means  as  are  possible. 

Personally,  I  have  every  sympathy  with  all 
reasonable  and  practical  efforts  to  uphold  the 
standard  of  living  in  the  working  classes.  At 
present  there  is  an  almost  universal  opinion  among 
thoughtful  and  patriotic  Australians  that  the 
progress  of  the  country  is  woefully  hampered  by 
the  constant  strikes,  which  are  declared  in  defiance 
of  all  agreements  and  all  arbitration  courts.  The 
existence  of  Labour  Governments,  or  the  State 
control  of  industries,  does  not  seem  to  alleviate 
these  evil  conditions,  but  may  rather  increase 
them,  for  in  some  cases  such  pressure  has  been 
put  upon  the  Government  that  they  have  been 
forced  to  subsidise  the  strikers — or  at  least  those 
sufferers  who  have  come  out  in  sympathy  with 
the    original    strikers.     Such    tactics    must    de- 

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moralise  a  country  and  encourage  labour  to  make 
claims  upon  capital  which  the  latter  cannot 
possibly  grant,  since  in  many  cases  the  margin  of 
profit  is  so  small  and  precarious  that  it  would  be 
better  for  the  capitalist  to  withdraw  his  money 
and  invest  it  with  no  anxieties.  It  is  clear  that 
the  tendency  is  to  destroy  the  very  means  by 
which  the  worker  earns  his  bread,  and  that  the 
position  will  become  intolerable  unless  the  older, 
more  level-headed  men  gain  control  of  the  unions 
and  keep  the  ignorant  hot-heads  in  order.  It  is  the 
young  unmarried  men  without  responsibilities 
who  create  the  situations,  and  it  is  the  married 
men  with  their  women  and  children  who  suffer. 
A  table  of  strikes  prepared  recently  by  the  Man- 
chester Guardian  shows  that  more  hours  were  lost 
in  Australia  with  her  five  or  six  million  inhabitants 
than  in  the  United  Kingdom  with  nearly  fifty 
million.  Surely  this  must  make  the  Labour 
leaders  reconsider  their  tactics.  As  I  write  the 
stewards'  strike,  which  caused  such  extended 
misery,  has  collapsed,  the  sole  result  being  a  loss 
of  nearly  a  million  pounds  in  wages  to  the  working 
classes,  and  great  inconvenience  to  the  public. 
The  shipowners  seem  now  in  no  hurry  to  resume 
the  services,  and  if  their  delay  will  make  the 
strikers  more  thoughtful  it  is  surely  to  be  defended. 
On  February  ist  we  started  from  Sydney  in  our 
good  old  "Naldera"  upon  our  homeward  voyage, 
but  the  work  was  not  yet  finished.  On  reaching 
Melbourne,  where  the  ship  was  delayed  two  days, 
we  found  that  a  Town  Hall  demonstration  had 
been  arranged  to  give  us  an  address  from  the 

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Victorian  Spiritualists,  and  wish  us  farewell.  It 
was  very  short  notice  and  there  was  a  tram  strike 
which  prevented  people  from  getting  about,  so  the 
hall  was  not  more  than  half  full.  None  the  less, 
we  had  a  fine  chance  of  getting  in  touch  with  our 
friends,  and  the  proceedings  were  very  hearty. 
The  inscription  was  encased  in  Australian  wood 
with  a  silver  kangaroo  outside  and  beautiful 
illuminations  within.     It  ran  as  follows  : 

"  We  desire  to  place  on  permanent  record  our 
intense  appreciation  of  your  zealous  and  self- 
sacrificing  efforts,  and  our  deep  gratitude  for  the 
great  help  you  have  given  to  the  cause  to  which 
you  have  consecrated  your  life.  The  over-flowing 
meetings  addressed  by  you  bear  evidence  of  the 
unqualified  success  of  your  mission,  and  many 
thousands  bless  the  day  when  you  determined  to 
enter  this  great  crusade  beneath  the  Southern 
Cross.  ...  In  all  these  sentiments  we  desire 
to  include  your  loyal  and  most  devoted  partner, 
Lady  Doyle,  whose  self-sacrifice  equals  or  exceeds 
your  own." 

Personally,  I  have  never  been  conscious  of  any 
self-sacrifice,  but  the  words  about  my  wife  were 
in  no  way  an  over-statement.  I  spoke  in  reply 
for  about  forty  minutes,  and  gave  a  synopsis  of 
the  state  of  the  faith  in  other  centres,  for  each 
Australian  State  is  curiously  self-centred  and 
realises  very  little  beyond  its  own  borders.  It 
was  good  for  Melbourne  to  know  that  Sydney, 
Brisbane,  Adelaide  and  New  Zealand  were  quite  as 
alive  and  zealous  as  themselves. 

At  the  end  of  the  function  I  gave  an  account  of 

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the  financial  results  of  my  tour  and  handed  over 
£500  as  a  guarantee  fund  for  future  British 
lecturers,  and  £100  to  Mr.  Britton  Harvey  to 
assist  his  admirable  paper,  The  Harbinger  of  Light. 
I  had  already  expended  about  £100  upon  spiritual 
causes,  so  that  my  whole  balance  came  to  £700, 
which  is  all  now  invested  in  the  Cause  and  should 
bring  some  good  spiritual  interest  in  time  to  come. 
We  badly  need  money  in  order  to  be  able  to  lay 
our  case  more  fully  before  the  world. 

I  have  already  given  the  written  evidence  of 
Mr.  Smythe  that  my  tour  was  the  most  successful 
ever  conducted  in  his  time  in  Australia.  To  this 
I  may  add  the  financial  result  recorded  above. 
In  view  of  this  it  is  worth  recording  that  Life, 
a  paper  entirely  under  clerical  management,  said  : 
"  The  one  thing  clear  is  that  Sir  Conan  Doyle's 
mission  to  Australia  was  a  mournful  and  com- 
plete failure,  and  it  has  left  him  in  a  very  ex- 
asperated state  of  mind/'  This  is  typical  of  the 
perverse  and  unscrupulous  opposition  which  we 
have  continually  to  face,  which  hesitates  at  no 
lie  in  order  to  try  and  discredit  the  movement. 

One  small  incident  broke  the  monotony  of  the 
voyage  between  Adelaide  and  Fremantle,  across 
the  dreaded  Bight. 

There  have  been  considerable  depredations  in 
the  coastal  passenger  trade  of  Australia,  and  since 
the  State  boats  were  all  laid  up  by  the  strike  it 
was  to  be  expected  that  the  crooks  would  appear 
upon  the  big  liners.  A  band  of  them  came  on 
board  the  Naldera  at  Adelaide,  but  their  methods 
were  crude,  and  they  were  up  against  a  discipline 

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and  an  organisation  against  which  they  were 
helpless.  One  ruffian  entered  a  number  of  cabins 
and  got  away  with  some  booty,  but  was  very 
gallantly  arrested  by  Captain  Lewellin  himself, 
after  a  short  hand-to-hand  struggle.  This  fellow 
was  recognised  by  the  detectives  at  Fremantle 
and  was  pronounced  to  be  an  old  hand.  In  the 
general  vigilance  and  search  for  accomplices 
which  followed,  another  passenger  was  judged  to 
be  suspicious  and  he  was  also  carried  away  by  the 
detectives  on  a  charge  of  previous  forgery.  Alto- 
gether the  crooks  came  out  very  badly  in  their 
encounter  with  the  Naldera,  whose  officers  deserve 
some  special  recognition  from  the  Company  for  the 
able  way  in  which  the  matter  was  handled. 

Although  my  formal  tour  was  now  over,  I  had 
quite  determined  to  speak  at  Perth  if  it  were 
humanly  possible,  for  I  could  not  consider  my 
work  as  complete  if  the  capital  of  one  State  had 
been  untouched.  I  therefore  sent  the  message 
ahead  that  I  would  fit  in  with  any  arrangements 
which  they  might  make,  be  it  by  day  or  night,  but 
that  the  ship  would  only  be  in  port  for  a  few 
hours.  As  matters  turned  out  the  Naldera 
arrived  in  the  early  morning  and  was  announced 
to  sail  again  at  3  p.m.,  so  that  the  hours  were 
awkward.  They  took  the  great  theatre,  however, 
for  1  p.m.,  which  alarmed  me  as  I  reflected  that 
my  audience  must  either  be  starving  or  else  in 
a  state  of  repletion.  Everything  went  splendidly, 
however.  The  house  was  full,  and  I  have  never 
had  a  more  delightfully  keen  set  of  people  in  front 
of  me.     Of  all  my  experiences  there  was  none 

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which  was  more  entirely  and  completely  satis- 
factory, and  I  hope  that  it  brought  a  very  sub- 
stantial sum  into  the  local  spiritual  treasury. 
There  was  quite  a  scene  in  the  street  after- 
wards, and  the  motor  could  not  start  for  the 
crowds  who  surrounded  it  and  stretched  their 
kind  hands  and  eager  faces  towards  us.  It  was 
a  wonderful  last  impression  to  bear  away  from 
Australia. 

It  is  worth  recording  that  upon  a  clairvoyante 
being  asked  upon  this  occasion  whether  she  saw 
any  one  beside  me  on  the  platform  she  at  once 
answered  "  an  elderly  man  with  very  tufted  eye- 
brows/' This  was  the  marked  characteristic 
of  the  face  of  Russell  Wallace.  I  was  told  before 
I  left  England  that  Wallace  was  my  guide.  I  have 
already  shown  that  Mrs.  Roberts,  of  Dunedin, 
gave  me  a  message  direct  from  him  to  the  same 
effect.  Mrs.  Foster  Turner,  in  Sydney,  said  she 
saw  him,  described  him  and  gave  the  name. 
Three  others  have  described  him.  Each  of  these 
has  been  quite  independent  of  the  others.  I 
think  that  the  most  sceptical  person  must  admit 
that  the  evidence  is  rather  strong.  It  is  naturally 
more  strong  to  me  since  I  am  personally  conscious 
of  his  intervention  and  assistance. 

Apart  from  my  spiritual  mission,  I  was  very 
sorry  that  I  could  not  devote  some  time  to  ex- 
ploring West  Australia,  which  is  in  some  ways 
the  most  interesting,  as  it  is  the  least  developed, 
of  the  States  in  the  Federation.  One  or  two 
points  which  I  gathered  about  it  are  worth  record- 
ing, especially  its  relation  to  the  rabbits  and  to 

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the  sparrows,  the  only  hostile  invaders  which  it 
has  known.     Long  may  they  remain  so  ! 

The  battle  between  the  West  Australians  and 
the  rabbits  was  historical  and  wonderful.  After 
the  creatures  had  become  a  perfect  pest  in  the 
East  it  was  hoped  that  the  great  central  desert 
would  prevent  them  from  ever  reaching  the  West. 
There  was  no  water  for  a  thousand  miles.  None 
the  less,  the  rabbits  got  across.  It  was  a  notable 
day  when  the  West  Australian  outrider,  loping 
from  west  to  east,  met  the  pioneer  rabbit  loping 
from  east  to  west.  Then  West  Australia  made  a 
great  effort.  She  built  a  rabbit-proof  wire  screen 
from  north  to  south  for  hundreds  of  miles  from 
sea  to  sea,  with  such  thoroughness  that  the 
northern  end  projected  over  a  rock  which  fringed 
deep  water.  With  such  thoroughness,  too,  did 
the  rabbits  reconnoitre  this  obstacle  that  their 
droppings  were  seen  upon  the  far  side  of  that  very 
rock.  There  came  another  day  of  doom  when 
two  rabbits  were  seen  on  the  wrong  side  of  the 
wire.  Two  dragons  of  the  slime  would  not  have 
alarmed  the  farmer  more.  A  second  line  was 
built,  but  this  also  was,  as  I  understand,  carried 
by  the  attack,  which  is  now  consolidating,  upon 
the  ground  it  has  won.  However,  the  whole 
situation  has  been  changed  by  the  discovery 
elsewhere  that  the  rabbit  can  be  made  a  paying 
proposition,  so  all  may  end  well  in  this  curious 
story. 

A  similar  fight,  with  more  success,  has  been 
made  by  West  Australia  against  the  sparrow, 
which  has  proved  an  unmitigated  nuisance  else- 

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where.  The  birds  are  slowly  advancing  down  the 
line  of  the  Continental  Railway  and  their  forward 
scouts  are  continually  cut  off.  Captain  White, 
the  distinguished  ornithologist,  has  the  matter 
in  hand,  and  received,  as  I  am  told,  a  wire  a  few 
weeks  ago,  he  being  in  Melbourne,  to  the  effect 
that  two  sparrows  had  been  observed  a  thousand 
miles  west  of  where  they  had  any  rights.  He  set 
off,  or  sent  off,  instantly  to  this  way-side  desert 
station  in  the  hope  of  destroying  them,  with  what 
luck  I  know  not.  I  should  be  inclined  to  back 
the  sparrows. 

This  Captain  White  is  a  man  of  energy  and 
brains,  whose  name  comes  up  always  when  one 
enquires  into  any  question  of  bird  or  beast.  He 
has  made  a  remarkable  expedition  lately  to  those 
lonely  Everard  Ranges,  which  lie  some  distance 
to  the  north  of  the  desolate  Nularbor  Plain, 
through  which  the  Continental  Railway  passes. 
It  must  form  one  of  the  most  dreadful  wastes 
in  the  world,  for  there  are  a  thousand  miles  of 
coast  line,  without  one  single  stream  emerging. 
Afforestation  may  alter  all  that.  In  the  Everard 
Ranges  Captain  White  found  untouched  savages 
of  the  stone  age,  who  had  never  seen  a  white  man 
before,  and  who  treated  him  with  absolute  courtesy 
and  hospitality.  They  were  a  fine  race  physically, 
though  they  lived  under  such  conditions  that 
there  was  little  solid  food  save  slugs,  lizards  and 
the  like.  One  can  but  pray  that  the  Australian 
Government  will  take  steps  to  save  these  poor 
people  from  the  sad  fate  which  usually  follows 
the  contact  between  the  higher  and  the  lower. 

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From  what  I  heard,  West  Australian  immigrants 
are  better  looked  after  than  in  the  other  States. 
I  was  told  in  Perth  that  nine  hundred  ex-service 
men  with  their  families  had  arrived,  and  that 
all  had  been  fitted  into  places,  permanent  or 
temporary,  within  a  fortnight.  This  is  not  due 
to  Government,  but  to  the  exertions  of  a  peculiar 
local  Society,  with  the  strange  title  of  "  The  Ugly 
Men."  "  Handsome  is  as  handsome  does/'  and 
they  seem  to  be  great  citizens.  West  Australia 
calls  itself  the  Cinderella  State,  for,  although  it 
covers  a  third  of  the  Continent,  it  is  isolated 
from  the  great  centres  of  population.  It  has  a 
very  individual  life  of  its  own,  however,  with  its 
gold  fields,  its  shark  fisheries,  its  pearlers,  and 
the  great  stock-raising  plain  in  the  north.  Among 
other  remarkable  achievements  is  its  great  water 
pipe,  which  extends  for  four  hundred  miles  across 
the  desert,  and  supplies  the  pressure  for  the 
electric  machinery  at  Kalgurli. 

By  a  coincidence,  the  Narkunda,  which  is 
the  sister  ship  of  the  Naldera,  lay  alongside 
the  same  quay  at  Fremantle,  and  it  was  an 
impressive  sight  to  see  these  two  great  shuttles 
of  Empire  lying  for  a  few  hours  at  rest.  In  their 
vastness  and  majesty  they  made  me  think  of  a 
daring  saying  of  my  mother's,  when  she  exclaimed 
that  if  some  works  of  man,  such  as  an  ocean-going 
steamer,  were  compared  with  some  works  of  God, 
such  as  a  hill,  man  could  sustain  the  comparison. 
It  is  the  divine  spark  within  us  which  gives  us 
the  creative  power,  and  what  may  we  not  be 
when  that  is  fully  developed  ! 

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The  children  were  fishing  for  sharks,  with  a 
line  warranted  to  hold  eighteen  pounds,  with  the 
result  that  Malcolm's  bait,  lead,  and  everything 
else  was  carried  away.  But  they  were  amply 
repaid  by  actually  seeing  the  shark,  which  played 
about  for  some  time  in  the  turbid  water,  a  brown, 
ugly,  varminty  creature,  with  fine  lines  of  speed 
in  its  tapering  body.  "  It  was  in  Adelaide, 
daddy,  not  Fremantle,"  they  protest  in  chorus, 
and  no  doubt  they  are  right. 


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CHAPTER  XII 

Pleasing  letters. — Visit  to  Candy. — Snake  and  Flying  Fox.— 
Buddha's  shrine. — The  Malaya. — Naval  digression. — 
Indian  trader. — Elephanta. — Sea  snakes. — Chained  to  a 
tombstone. — Berlin's  escape. — Lord  Chetwynd. — Lecture 
in  the  Red  Sea. — Marseilles. 

It  was  on  Friday,  February  nth,  that  we  drew 
away  from  the  Fremantle  wharf,  and  started 
forth  upon  our  long,  lonely  trek  for  Colombo — a 
huge  stretch  of  sea,  in  which  it  is  unusual  to  see 
a  single  sail.  As  night  fell  I  saw  the  last  twink- 
ling lights  of  Australia  fade  away  upon  our 
starboard  quarter.  Well,  my  job  is  done.  I 
have  nothing  to  add,  nor  have  I  said  anything 
which  I  would  wish  withdrawn.  My  furrow 
gapes  across  two  young  Continents.  I  feel, 
deep  in  my  soul,  that  the  seed  will  fall  in  due 
season,  and  that  the  reaping  will  follow  the 
seed.  Only  the  work  concerns  ourselves — the 
results  lie  with  those  whose  instruments  we 
are. 

Of  the  many  kindly  letters  which  bade  us  fare- 
well, and  which  assured  us  that  our  work  was 
not  in  vain,  none  was  more  eloquent  and  thought- 
ful than  that  of  Mr.  Thomas  Ryan,  a  member  of 
the  Federal  Legislature.  "  Long  after  you  leave 
us  your  message  will  linger.     This   great   truth, 

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which  we  had  long  thought  of  as  the  plaything 
of  the  charlatan  and  crank,  into  this  you  breathed 
the  breath  of  life,  and,  as  of  old,  we  were  forced 
to  say,  '  We  shall  think  of  this  again.  We  shall 
examine  it  more  fully.'  Give  us  time — for  the 
present  only  this,  we  are  sure  that  this  thing 
was  not  done  in  a  corner.  Let  me  say  in  the 
few  moments  I  am  able  to  snatch  from  an 
over-crowded  life,  that  we  realise  throughout 
the  land  how  deep  and  far-reaching  were  the 
things  of  which  you  spoke  to  us.  We  want 
time,  and  even  more  time,  to  make  them  part  of 
ourselves.  We  are  glad  you  have  come  and 
raised  our  thoughts  from  the  market-place  to  the 
altar." 

Bishop  Leadbeater,  of  Sydney,  one  of  the  most 
venerable  and  picturesque  figures  whom  I  met 
in  my  travels,  wrote,  "  Now  that  you  are  leaving 
our  shores,  let  me  express  my  conviction  that 
your  visit  has  done  great  good  in  stirring  up  the 
thought  of  the  people,  and,  I  hope,  in  convincing 
many  of  them  of  the  reality  of  the  other  life." 
Among  very  many  other  letters  there  was  none 
I  valued  more  than  one  from  the  Rev.  Jasper 
Calder,  of  Auckland.  "  Rest  assured,  Sir  Arthur, 
the  plough  has  gone  deep,  and  the  daylight  will 
now  reach  the  soil  that  has  so  long  been  in 
the  darkness  of  ignorance.  I  somehow  feel 
as  if  this  is  the  beginning  of  new  things  for  us 
all." 

It  is  a  long  and  weary  stretch  from  Australia 
to  Ceylon,  but  it  was  saved  from  absolute  mono- 
tony   by    the    weather,    which    was    unusually 

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boisterous  for  so  genial  a  region.  Two  days 
before  crossing  the  line  we  ran  into  a  north-western 
monsoon,  a  rather  rare  experience,  so  that  the 
doldrums  became  quite  a  lively  place.  Even  our 
high  decks  were  wet  with  spindrift  and  the  edge 
of  an  occasional  comber,  and  some  of  the  cabins 
were  washed  out.  A  smaller  ship  would  have 
been  taking  heavy  seas.  In  all  that  great  stretch 
of  ocean  we  never  saw  a  sail  or  a  fish,  and  very 
few  birds.  The  loneliness  of  the  surface  of  the  sea 
is  surely  a  very  strange  fact  in  nature.  One 
would  imagine,  if  the  sea  is  really  so  populous  as 
we  imagine,  that  the  surface,  which  is  the  only 
fixed  point  in  very  deep  water,  would  be  the 
gathering  ground  and  trysting  place  for  all  life. 
Save  for  the  flying  fish,  there  was  not  a  trace  in 
all  those  thousands  of  miles. 

I  suppose  that  on  such  a  voyage  one  should 
rest  and  do  nothing,  but  how  difficult  it  is  to  do 
nothing,  and  can  it  be  restful  to  do  what  is 
difficult  ?  To  me  it  is  almost  impossible.  I  was 
helped  through  a  weary  time  by  many  charm- 
ing companions  on  board,  particularly  the 
Rev.  Henry  Howard,  reputed  to  be  the  best 
preacher  in  Australia.  Some  of  his  sermons 
which  I  read  are,  indeed,  splendid,  depending 
for  their  effect  upon  real  thought  and  knowledge, 
without  any  theological  emotion.  He  is  ignorant 
of  psychic  philosophy,  though,  like  so  many  men 
who  profess  themselves  hostile  to  Spiritualism, 
he  is  full  of  good  stories  which  conclusively  prove 
the  very  thing  he  denies.  However,  he  has 
reached  full  spirituality,  which  is  more  important 

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than  Spiritualism,  and  he  must  be  a  great 
influence  for  good  wherever  he  goes.  The  rest 
he  will  learn  later,  either  upon  this  side,  or  the 
other. 

At  Colombo  I  was  interested  to  receive  a 
Westminster  Gazette,  which  contained  an  article 
by  their  special  commissioner  upon  the  Yorkshire 
fairies.  Some  correspondent  has  given  the  full 
name  of  the  people  concerned,  with  their  address, 
which  means  that  their  little  village  will  be 
crammed  with  chars-a-banc,  and  the  peace  of 
their  life  ruined.  It  was  a  rotten  thing  to  do. 
For  the  rest,  the  Westminster  inquiries  seem  to 
have  confirmed  Gardner  and  me  in  every  par- 
ticular, and  brought  out  the  further  fact  that  the 
girls  had  never  before  taken  a  photo  in  their  life. 
One  of  them  had,  it  seems,  been  for  a  short  time 
in  the  employ  of  a  photographer,  but  as  she  was 
only  a  child,  and  her  duties  consisted  in  running 
on  errands,  the  fact  would  hardly  qualify  her,  as 
Truth  suggests,  for  making  faked  negatives  which 
could  deceive  the'  greatest  experts  in  London. 
There  may  be  some  loophole  in  the  direction  of 
thought  forms,  but  otherwise  the  case  is  as  com- 
plete as  possible. 

We  have  just  returned  from  a  dream  journey 
to  Candy.  The  old  capital  is  in  the  very  centre 
of  the  island,  and  seventy-two  miles  from  Colombo, 
but,  finding  that  we  had  one  clear  night,  we  all 
crammed  ourselves  (my  wife,  the  children  and 
self)  into  a  motor  car,  and  made  for  it,  while 
Major  Wood  and  Jakeman  did  the  same  by  train. 
It  was  a  wonderful  experience,  a  hundred  and 

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forty  miles  of  the  most  lovely  coloured  cinema 
reel  that  God  ever  released.  I  carry  away  the  con- 
fused but  beautiful  impression  of  a  good  broad  red- 
tinted  road,  winding  amid  all  shades  of  green, 
from  the  dark  foliage  of  overhanging  trees,  to  the 
light  stretches  of  the  half-grown  rice  fields.  Tea 
groves,  rubber  plantations,  banana  gardens,  and 
everywhere  the  coconut  palms,  with  their  grace- 
ful, drooping  fronds.  Along  this  great  road 
streamed  the  people,  and  their  houses  lined  the 
way,  so  that  it  was  seldom  that  one  was  out  of 
sight  of  human  life.  They  were  of  all  types  and 
colours,  from  the  light  brown  of  the  real  Singalese 
to  the  negroid  black  of  the  Tamils,  but  all  shared 
the  love  of  bright  tints,  and  we  were  delighted  by 
the  succession  of  mauves,  purples,  crimsons, 
ambers  and  greens.  Water  buffaloes,  with  the 
resigned  and  half-comic  air  of  the  London  landlady 
who  has  seen  better  days,  looked  up  at  us  from 
their  mudholes.  and  jackal-like  dogs  lay  thick  on 
the  path,  hardly  moving  to  let  our  motor  pass. 
Once,  my  lord  the  elephant  came  round  a  corner, 
with  his  soft,  easy-going  stride,  and  surveyed  us 
with  inscrutable  little  eyes.  It  was  the  unchanged 
East,  even  as  it  had  always  been,  save  for  the  neat 
little  police  stations  and  their  smart  occupants, 
who  represented  the  gentle,  but  very  efficient, 
British  Raj.  It  may  have  been  the  merit  of  that 
Raj,  or  it  may  have  been  the  inherent  virtue  of 
the  people,  but  in  all  that  journey  we  were  never 
conscious  of  an  unhappy  or  of  a  wicked  face. 
They  were  very  sensitive,  speaking  faces,  too,  and 
it  was  not  hard  to  read  the  thoughts  within. 

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As  we  approached  Candy,  our  road  ran  through 
the  wonderful  Botanical  Gardens,  unmatched  for 
beauty  in  the  world,  though  I  still  give  Melbourne 
pride  of  place  for  charm.  As  we  sped  down  one 
avenue  an  elderly  keeper  in  front  of  us  raised  his 
gun  and  fired  into  the  thick  foliage  of  a  high  tree. 
An  instant  later  something  fell  heavily  to  the 
ground.  A  swarm  of  crows  had  risen,  so  that  we  had 
imagined  it  was  one  of  these,  but  when  we  stopped 
the  car  a  boy  came  running  up  with  the  victim, 
which  was  a  great  bat,  or  flying  fox,  with  a  two-foot 
span  of  leathery  wing.  It  had  the  appealing 
face  of  a  mouse,  and  two  black,  round  eyes,  as 
bright  as  polished  shoe  buttons.  It  was  wounded, 
so  the  boy  struck  it  hard  upon  the  ground,  and 
held  it  up  once  more,  the  dark  eyes  glazed,  and 
the  graceful  head  bubbling  blood  from  either 
nostril.  "  Horrible  !  horrible  !  "  cried  poor 
Denis,  and  we  all  echoed  it  in  our  hearts.  This 
intrusion  of  tragedy  into  that  paradise  of  a  garden 
reminded  us  of  the  shadows  of  life.  There  is 
something  very  intimately  moving  in  the  evil 
fate  of  the  animals.  I  have  seen  a  man's  hand 
blown  off  in  warfare,  and  have  not  been  conscious 
of  the  same  haunting  horror  which  the  pains  of 
animals  have  caused  me. 

And  here  I  may  give  another  incident  from  our 
Candy  excursion.  The  boys  are  wild  over  snakes, 
and  I,  since  I  sat  in  the  front  of  the  motor,  was 
implored  to  keep  a  look-out.  We  were  passing 
through  a  village,  where  a  large  lump  of  concrete, 
or  stone,  was  lying  by  the  road.  A  stick,  about 
five  feet  long,  was  resting  against  it.     As  we  flew 

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past,  I  saw,  to  my  amazement,  the  top  of  the 
stick  bend  back  a  little.  I  shouted  to  the  driver, 
and  we  first  halted,  and  then  ran  back  to  the  spot. 
Sure  enough,  it  was  a  long,  yellow  snake,  basking 
in  this  peculiar  position.  The  village  was  alarmed, 
and  peasants  came  running,  while  the  boys,  wildly 
excited,  tumbled  out  of  the  motor.  "  Kill  it !  " 
they  cried.  "  No,  no !  "  cried  the  chauffeur. 
"  There  is  the  voice  of  the  Buddhist,"  I  thought, 
so  I  cried,  "  No  !  no  !  "  also.  The  snake,  mean- 
while, squirmed  over  the  stone,  and  we  saw  it 
lashing  about  among  the  bushes.  Perhaps  we 
were  wrong  to  spare  it,  for  I  fear  it  was  full  of 
venom.  However,  the  villagers  remained  round 
the  spot,  and  they  had  sticks,  so  perhaps  the  story 
was  not  ended. 

Candy,  the  old  capital,  is  indeed  a  dream  city, 
and  we  spent  a  long,  wonderful  evening  beside  the 
lovely  lake,  where  the  lazy  tortoises  paddled 
about,  and  the  fireflies  gleamed  upon  the  margin. 
We  visited  also  the  old  Buddhist  temple,  where, 
as  in  all  those  places,  the  atmosphere  is  ruined  by 
the  perpetual  demand  for  small  coins.  The  few 
mosques  which  I  have  visited  were  not  desecrated 
in  this  fashion,  and  it  seems  to  be  an  unenviable 
peculiarity  of  the  Buddhists,  whose  yellow-robed 
shaven  priests  have  a  keen  eye  for  money.  Beside 
the  temple,  but  in  ruins,  lay  the  old  palace  of  the 
native  kings. 

I  wish  we  could  have  seen  the  temple  under 
better  conditions,  for  it  is  realty  the  chief  shrine 
of  the  most  numerous  religion  upon  earth,  serving 
the  Buddhist  as  the  Kaaba  serves  the  Moslem, 

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or  St.  Peter's  the  Catholic.  It  is  strange  how  the 
mind  of  man  drags  high  things  down  to  its  own 
wretched  level,  the  priests  in  each  creed  being  the 
chief  culprits.  Buddha  under  his  boh  tree  was  a 
beautiful  example  of  sweet,  unselfish  benevolence 
and  spiritual^ .  And  the  upshot,  after  two 
thousand  years,  is  that  his  followers  come  to  adore 
a  horse's  tooth  (proclaimed  to  be  Buddha's,  and 
three  inches  long),  at  Candy,  and  to  crawl  up 
Adam's  Peak,  in  order  to  worship  at  a  hole  in  the 
ground  which  is  supposed  to  be  his  yard-long 
footstep.  It  is  not  more  senseless  than  some 
Christian  observances,  but  that  does  not  make  it 
less  deplorable. 

I  was  very  anxious  to  visit  one  of  the  buried 
cities  further  inland,  and  especially  to  see  the 
ancient  Boh  tree,  which  must  surely  be  the  doyen 
of  the  whole  vegetable  kingdom,  since  it  is  un- 
doubtedly a  slip  taken  from  Buddha's  original 
Boh  tree,  transplanted  into  Ceylon  about  two 
hundred  years  before  Christ.  Its  history  is  certain 
and  unbroken.  Now,  I  understand,  it  is  a  very 
doddering  old  trunk,  with  withered  limbs  which 
are  supported  by  crutches,  but  may  yet  hang  on 
for  some  centuries  to  come.  On  the  whole,  we 
employed  our  time  very  well,  but  Ceylon  will 
always  remain  to  each  of  us  as  an  earthly  paradise, 
and  I  could  imagine  no  greater  pleasure  than  to 
have  a  clear  month  to  wander  over  its  beauties. 
Monsieur  Clemenceau  was  clearly  of  the  same 
opinion,  for  he  was  doing  it  very  thoroughly 
whilst  we  were  there. 

From  Colombo  to  Bombay  was  a  dream  of  blue 

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skies  and  blue  seas.  Half  way  up  the  Malabar 
coast,  we  saw  the  old  Portuguese  settlement  of 
Goa,  glimmering  white  on  a  distant  hillside. 
Even  more  interesting  to  us  was  a  squat  battle- 
ship making  its  way  up  the  coast.  As  we  came 
abreast  of  it  we  recognised  the  Malaya,  one  of 
that  famous  little  squadron  of  Evan  Thomas', 
which  staved  off  the  annihilation  of  Beatty's 
cruisers  upon  that  day  of  doom  on  the  Jutland 
coast.  We  gazed  upon  it  with  the  reverence 
that  it  deserved.  We  had,  in  my  opinion,  a 
mighty  close  shave  upon  that  occasion.  If 
Jellicoe  had  gambled  with  the  British  fleet  he 
might  have  won  a  shattering  victory,  but  surely 
he  was  wise  to  play  safety  with  such  tremendous 
interests  at  stake.  There  is  an  account  of  the 
action,  given  by  a  German  officer,  at  the  end  of 
Freeman's  book  "  With  the  Hercules  to  Kiel," 
which  shows  clearly  that  the  enemy  desired 
Jellicoe  to  close  with  them,  as  giving  them  their 
only  chance  for  that  torpedo  barrage  which  they 
had  thoroughly  practised,  and  on  which  they 
relied  to  cripple  a  number  of  our  vessels.  In 
every  form  of  foresight  and  preparation,  the 
brains  seem  to  have  been  with  them — but  that 
was  not  the  fault  of  the  fighting  seamen.  Surely 
an  amateur  could  have  foreseen  that,  in  a  night 
action,  a  star  shell  is  better  than  a  searchlight, 
that  a  dropping  shell  at  a  high  trajectory  is  far 
more  likely  to  hit  the  deck  than  the  side,  and  that 
the  powder  magazine  should  be  cut  off  from  the 
turret,  as,  otherwise,  a  shell  crushing  the  one  will 
explode  the  other.     This  last  error  in  construction 

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seems  to  have  been  the  cause  of  half  our  losses, 
and  the  Lion  herself  would  have  been  a  victim, 
but  for  the  self-sacrifice  of  brave  Major  Harvey  of 
the  Marines.  All's  well  that  ends  well,  but  it  was 
stout  hearts,  and  not  clear  heads,  which  pulled 
us  through. 

It  is  all  very  well  to  say  let  bygones  be  by- 
gones, but  we  have  no  guarantee  that  the  old 
faults  are  corrected,  and  certainly  no  one  has  been 
censured.  It  looks  as  if  the  younger  officers  had 
no  means  of  bringing  their  views  before  those  in 
authority,  while  the  seniors  were  so  occupied  with 
actual  administration  that  they  had  no  time  for 
thinking  outside  their  routine.  Take  the  really 
monstrous  fact  that,  at  the  outset  of  a  war  of 
torpedoes  and  mines,  when  ships  might  be  expected 
to  sink  like  kettles  with  a  hole  in  them,  no  least 
provision  had  been  made  for  saving  the  crew! 
Boats  were  discarded  before  action,  nothing 
wooden  or  inflammable  was  permitted,  and  the 
consideration  that  life-saving  apparatus  might  be 
non-inflammable  does  not  seem  to  have  presented 
itself.  When  I  wrote  to  the  Press,  pointing  this 
out  with  all  the  emphasis  of  which  I  was  capable — 
I  was  ready  to  face  the  charge  of  hysteria  in  such 
a  cause — I  was  gravely  rebuked  by  a  leading  naval 
authority,  and  cautioned  not  to  meddle  with 
mysteries  of  which  I  knew  nothing.  None  the 
less,  within  a  week  there  was  a  rush  order  for 
swimming  collars  of  india  rubber.  Post  hoc  non 
propter,  perhaps,  but  at  least  it  verified  the  view 
of  the  layman.  That  was  in  the  days  when 
not  one  harbour  had  been  boomed  and   netted, 

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though  surely  a  shark  in  a  bathing  pool  would  be 
innocuous  compared  to  a  submarine  in  an  anchor- 
age. The  swimmers  could  get  out,  but  the  ships 
could  not. 

But  all  this  comes  of  seeing  the  white  Malaya, 
steaming  slowly  upon  deep  blue  summer  seas, 
with  the  olive-green  coast  of  Malabar  on  the 
horizon  behind  her. 

I  had  an  interesting  conversation  on  psychic 
matters  with  Lady  Dyer,  whose  husband  was 
killed  in  the  war.  It  has  been  urged  that  it  is 
singular  and  unnatural  that  our  friends  from  the 
other  side  so  seldom  allude  to  the  former  occasions 
on  which  they  have  manifested.  There  is,  I  think, 
force  in  the  objection.  Lady  Dyer  had  an  excellent 
case  to  the  contrary — and,  indeed,  they  are  not 
rare  when  one  makes  inquiry.  She  was  most 
anxious  to  clear  up  some  point  which  was  left 
open  between  her  husband  and  herself,  and  for 
this  purpose  consulted  three  mediums  in  London, 
Mr.  Vout  Peters,  Mrs.  Brittain,  and  another.  In 
each  case  she  had  some  success.  Finally,  she 
consulted  Mrs.  Leonard,  and  her  husband,  speaking 
through  Feda,  under  control,  began  a  long  con- 
versation by  saying,  "  I  have  already  spoken  to 
you  through  three  mediums,  two  women  and  a 
man."  Lady  Dyer  had  not  given  her  name  upon 
any  occasion,  so  there  was  no  question  of  passing 
on  information.  I  may  add  that  the  intimate 
point  at  issue  was  entirely  cleared  up  by  the 
husband,  who  rejoiced  greatly  that  he  had  the 
chance  to  do  so. 

Bombay  is  not   an  interesting  place  for  the 

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casual  visitor,  and  was  in  a  state  of  uproar  and 
decoration  on  account  of  the  visit  of  the  Duke  of 
Connaught.     My  wife  and  I  did  a  little  shopping, 
which  gave  us  a  glimpse  of  the  patient  pertinacity 
of  the  Oriental.     The  sum  being  150  rupees,  I 
asked  the  Indian's  leave  to  pay  by  cheque,  as 
money  was  running  low.     He  consented.     When 
we  reached  the  ship  by  steam-launch,  we  found 
that   he,   in   some   strange   way,   had   got   there 
already,  and  was  squatting  with  the  goods  outside 
our  cabin  door.     He  looked  askance  at  Lloyd's 
Bank,  of  which  he  had  never  heard,  but  none  the 
less  he  took  the  cheque  under    protest.     Next 
evening  he  was  back  at  our  cabin  door,  squatting 
as  before,  with  a  sweat-stained  cheque  in  his  hand 
which,  he  declared,  that  he  was  unable  to  cash. 
This  time  I  paid  in  English  pound  notes,  but  he 
looked  upon   them  with  considerable   suspicion. 
As  our  ship  was  lying  a  good  three  miles  from  the 
shore,   the  poor  chap  had  certainly  earned  his 
money,  for  his  goods,  in  the  first  instance,  were 
both  good  and  cheap. 

We  have  seen  the  Island  of  Elephanta,  and  may 
the  curse  of  Ernulphus,  which  comprises  all  other 
curses,  be  upon  that  old  Portuguese  Governor 
who  desecrated  it,  and  turned  his  guns  upon  the 
wonderful  stone  carvings.  It  reminds  me  of 
Abou  Simbel  in  Nubia,  and  the  whole  place  has  an 
Egyptian  flavour.  In  a  vast  hollow  in  the  hill, 
a  series  of  very  elaborate  bas  reliefs  have  been 
carved,  showing  Brahma,  Vishnu  and  Siva,  the 
old  Hindoo  trinity,  with  all  those  strange  satellites, 
the  bulls,   the  kites,   the  dwarfs,   the  elephant- 

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headed  giants  with  which  Hindoo  mythology  has 
so  grotesquely  endowed  them.  Surely  a  visitor 
from  some  wiser  planet,  examining  our  traces, 
would  judge  that  the  human  race,  though  sane  in 
all  else,  was  mad  the  moment  that  it  touched 
religion,  whether  he  judged  it  by  such  examples 
as  these,  or  by  the  wearisome  iteration  of  expres- 
sionless Buddhas,  the  sacred  crocodiles  and  hawk- 
headed  gods  of  Egypt,  the  monstrosities  of  Central 
America,  or  the  lambs  and  doves  which  adorn  our 
own  churches.  It  is  only  in  the  Mohammedan  faith 
that  such  an  observer  would  find  nothing  which 
could  offend,  since  all  mortal  symbolism  is  there 
forbidden.  And  yet  if  these  strange  conceptions 
did  indeed  help  these  poor  people  through  their 
journey  of  life — and  even  now  they  come  from  far 
with  their  offerings — then  we  should  morally  be 
as  the  Portuguese  governor,  if  we  were  to  say  or 
do  that  which  might  leave  them  prostrate  and 
mutilated  in  their  minds.  It  was  a  pleasant 
break  to  our  long  voyage,  and  we  were  grateful  to 
our  commander,  who  made  everything  easy  for 
us.  He  takes  the  humane  view  that  a  passenger 
is  not  merely  an  article  of  cargo,  to  be  conveyed 
from  port  to  port,  but  that  his  recreation  should, 
in  reason,  be  considered  as  well. 

Elephanta  was  a  little  bit  of  the  old  India, 
but  the  men  who  conveyed  us  there  from  the 
launch  to  the  shore  in  their  ancient  dhows  were 
of  a  far  greater  antiquity.  These  were  Kolis, 
small,  dark  men,  who  held  the  country  before 
the  original  Aryan  invasion,  and  may  still  be 
plying  their  boats  when  India  has  become  Turanian 

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or  Slavonic,  or  whatever  its  next  avatar  may 
be.  They  seem  to  have  the  art  of  commerce 
well  developed,  for  they  held  us  up  cleverly 
until  they  had  extracted  a  rupee  each,  count- 
ing us  over  and  over  with  great  care  and 
assiduity. 

At  Bombay  we  took  over  200  more  travellers. 

We  had  expected  that  the  new-comers,  who 
were  mostly  Anglo-Indians  whose  leave  had  been 
long  overdue,  would  show  signs  of  strain  and 
climate,  but  we  were  agreeably  surprised  to  find 
that  they  were  a  remarkably  healthy  and  alert 
set  of  people.  This  may  be  due  to  the  fact  that 
it  is  now  the  end  of  the  cold  weather.  Our  new 
companions  included  many  native  gentlemen, 
one  of  whom,  the  Rajah  of  Kapurthala,  brought 
with  him  his  Spanish  wife,  a  regal-looking  lady, 
whose  position  must  be  a  difficult  one.  Hearne 
and  Murrell,  the  cricketers,  old  playmates  and 
friends,  were  also  among  the  new-comers.  All 
of  them  seemed  perturbed  as  to  the  unrest  in 
India,  though  some  were  inclined  to  think  that 
the  worst  was  past,  and  that  the  situation  was 
well  in  hand.  When  we  think  how  splendidly 
India  helped  us  in  the  war,  it  would  indeed  be 
sad  if  a  serious  rift  came  between  us  now.  One 
thing  I  am  very  sure  of,  that  if  Great  Britain 
should  ever  be  forced  to  separate  from  India,  it 
is  India,  and  not  Britain,  which  will  be  the  chief 
sufferer. 

We  passed  over  hundreds  of  miles  of  absolute 
calm  in  the  Indian  Ocean.  There  is  a  wonderful 
passage  in  Frank  Bullen  s  "  Sea  Idylls,"  in  which 

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he  describes  how,  after  a  long-continued  tropical 
calm,  all  manner  of  noxious  scum  and  vague  evil 
shapes  come  flickering  to  the  surface.  Coleridge 
has  done  the  same  idea,  for  all  time,  in  "  The  Ancient 
Mariner,"  when  "  the  very  sea  did  rot."  In  our 
case  we  saw  nothing  so  dramatic,  but  the  ship 
passed  through  one  area  where  there  was  a  great 
number  of  what  appeared  to  be  sea-snakes, 
creatures  of  various  hues,  from  two  to  ten  feet 
long,  festooned  or  slowly  writhing  some  feet  below 
the  surface.  I  cannot  recollect  seeing  anything 
of  the  kind  in  any  museum.  These,  and  a  couple 
of  Arab  dhows,  furnished  our  only  break  in  a 
thousand  miles.  Certainly,  as  an  entertainment 
the  ocean  needs  cutting. 

In  the  extreme  south,  like  a  cloud  upon  the 
water,  we  caught  a  glimpse  of  the  Island  of  Socotra, 
one  of  the  least  visited  places  upon  earth,  though 
so  near  to  the  main  line  of  commerce.  What  a 
base  for  submarines,  should  it  fall  into  wrong 
hands  !  It  has  a  comic-opera  Sultan  of  its  own, 
with  15,000  subjects,  and  a  subsidy  from  the 
British  Government  of  200  dollars  a  year,  which 
has  been  increased  lately  to  360,  presumably  on 
account  of  the  higher  cost  of  living.  It  is  a  curious 
fact  that,  though  it  is  a  great  place  of  hill  and  plain, 
seventy  miles  by  eighteen,  there  is  only  one  wild 
animal  known,  namely  the  civet  cat.  A  traveller, 
Mr.  Jacob,  who  examined  the  place,  put  forward 
the  theory  that  one  of  Alexander  the  Great's 
ships  was  wrecked  there,  the  crew  remaining, 
for  he  found  certain  Greek  vestiges,  but  what 
they  were  I  have  been  unable  to  find  out. 

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As  we  approached  Aden,  we  met  the  China  on 
her  way  out.  Her  misadventure  some  years  ago 
at  the  Island  of  Perim,  has  become  one  of  the 
legends  of  the  sea.  In  those  days,  the  discipline 
aboard  P.  &  O.  ships  was  less  firm  than  at  present, 
and  on  the  occasion  of  the  birthday  of  one  of  the 
leading  passengers,  the  officers  of  the  ship  had  been 
invited  to  the  festivity.  The  result  was  that, 
in  the  middle  of  dinner,  the  ship  crashed,  no  great 
distance  from  the  lighthouse,  and,  it  is  said, 
though  this  is  probably  an  exaggeration,  that  the 
revellers  were  able  to  get  ashore  over  the  bows 
without  wetting  their  dress  shoes.  No  harm  was 
done,  save  that  one  unlucky  rock  projected,  like  a 
huge  spike,  through  the  ship's  bottom,  and  it  cost 
the  company  a  good  half-million  before  they  were 
able  to  get  her  afloat  and  in  service  once  more. 
However,  there  she  was,  doing  her  fifteen  knots, 
and  looking  so  saucy  and  new  that  no  one 
would  credit  such  an  unsavoury  incident  in  her 
past. 

Early  in  February  I  gave  a  lantern  lecture  upon 
psychic  phenomena  to  passengers  of  both  classes. 
The  Red  Sea  has  become  quite  a  favourite 
stamping  ground  of  mine,  but  it  was  much  more 
tolerable  now  than  on  that  terrible  night  in  August 
when  I  discharged  arguments  and  perspiration  to 
a  sweltering  audience.  On  this  occasion  it  was 
a  wonderful  gathering,  a  microcosm  of  the  world, 
with  an  English  peer,  an  Indian  Maharajah', 
many  native  gentlemen,  whites  of  every  type 
from  four  great  countries,  and  a  fringe  of  stewards, 
stewardesses,  and  nondescripts  of  all  sorts,  includ- 

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ing  the  ship's  barber,  who  is  one  of  the  most 
active  men  on  the  ship  in  an  intellectual  sense. 
All  went  well,  and  if  they  were  not  convinced 
they  were  deeply  interested,  which  is  the  first 
stage.  Somewhere  there  are  great  forces  which 
are  going  to  carry  on  this  work,  and  I  never 
address  an  audience  without  the  feeling  that 
among  them  there  may  be  some  latent  Paul 
or  Luther  whom  my  words  may  call  into 
activity. 

I  heard  an  anecdote  yesterday  which  is  worth 
recording.  We  have  a  boatswain  who  is  a  fine, 
burly  specimen  of  a  British  seaman.  In  one  of 
his  short  holidays  while  in  mufti,  in  Norfolk,  he 
had  an  argument  with  a  Norfolk  farmer,  a  stranger 
to  him,  who  wound  up  the  discussion  by  saying : 
"  My  lad,  what  you  need  is  a  little  travel  to 
broaden  your  mind." 

The  boatswain  does  his  70,000  miles  a  year.  It 
reminded  me  of  the  doctor  who  advised  his 
patient  to  take  a  brisk  walk  every  morning  before 
breakfast,  and  then  found  out  that  he  was  talking 
to  the  village  postman. 

A  gentleman  connected  with  the  cinema  trade 
told  me  a  curious  story  within  his  own  experience. 
Last  year  a  psychic  cinema  story  was  shown  in 
Australia,  and  to  advertise  it  a  man  was  hired 
who  would  consent  to  be  chained  to  a  tombstone 
all  night.  This  was  done  in  Melbourne  and 
Sydney  without  the  person  concerned  suffering 
in  any  way.  It  was  very  different  in  Launceston. 
The  man  was  found  to  be  nearly  mad  from  terror 
in  the  morning,  though  he  was  a  stout  fellow  of 

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the  dock  labourer  type.  His  story  was  that  in  the 
middle  of  the  night  he  had  heard  to  his  horror  the 
sound  of  dripping  water  approaching  him.  On 
looking  up  he  saw  an  evil-looking  shape  with 
water  streaming  from  him,  who  stood  before  him 
and  abused  him  a  long  time,  frightening  him 
almost  to  death.  The  man  was  so  shaken  that 
the  cinema  company  had  to  send  him  for  a 
voyage.  Of  course,  it  was  an  unfair  test  for  any 
one's  nerves,  and  imagination  may  have  played 
its  part,  but  it  is  noticeable  that  a  neighbouring 
grave  contained  a  man  who  had  been  drowned 
in  the  Esk  many  years  before.  In  any  case,  it 
makes  a  true  and  interesting  story,  whatever  the 
explanation. 

I  have  said  that  there  was  an  English  peer  on 
board.  This  was  Lord  Chetwynd,  a  man  who 
did  much  towards  winning  the  war.  Now  that 
the  storm  is  over  the  public  knows  nothing,  and 
apparently  cares  little,  about  the  men  who  brought 
the  ship  of  State  through  in  safety.  Some  day 
we  shall  get  a  more  exact  sense  of  proportion,  but 
it  is  all  out  of  focus  at  present.  Lord  Chetwynd, 
in  the  year  1915,  discovered  by  his  own  personal 
experiments  how  to  make  an  explosive  far  more 
effective  than  the  one  we  were  using,  which  was 
very  unreliable.  This  he  effected  by  a  particular 
combination  and  treatment  of  T.N.T.  and  am- 
monia nitrate.  Having  convinced  the  authorities 
by  actual  demonstration,  he  was  given  a  free 
hand,  which  he  used  to  such  effect  that  within  a 
year  he  was  furnishing  the  main  shell  supply  of 
the  army.     His  own  installation  was  at  Chilwell, 

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near  Nottingham,  and  it  turned  out  19,000,000 
shells,  while  six  other  establishments  were 
erected  elsewhere  on  the  same  system.  Within 
his  own  works  Lord  Chetwynd  was  so  complete 
an  autocrat  that  it  was  generally  believed  that  he 
shot  three  spies  with  his  own  hand.  Thinking 
the  rumour  a  useful  one,  he  encouraged  it  by 
creating  three  dummy  graves,  which  may,  perhaps, 
be  visited  to  this  day  by  pious  pro-Germans.  It 
should  be  added  that  Lord  Chetwynd's  explosive 
was  not  only  stronger,  but  cheaper,  than  that  in 
previous  use,  so  that  his  labours  saved  the  country 
some  millions  of  pounds. 

It  was  at  Chilwell  that  the  huge  bombs  were 
filled  which  were  destined  for  Berlin.  There 
were  100  of  them  to  be  carried  in  twenty-five 
Handley  Page  machines.  Each  bomb  was  capable 
of  excavating  350  tons  at  the  spot  where  it  fell, 
and  in  a  trial  trip  one  which  was  dropped  in  the 
central  courtyard  of  a  large  square  building  left 
not  a  stone  standing  around  it.  Berlin  was  saved 
by  a  miracle,  which  she  hardly  deserved  after  the 
irresponsible  glee  with  which  she  had  hailed  the 
devilish  work  of  her  own  Zeppelins.  The  original 
hundred  bombs  sent  to  be  charged  had  the  tails 
removed  before  being  sent,  and  when  they  were 
returned  it  was  found  to  be  such  a  job  finding  the 
right  tail  for  the  right  bomb,  the  permutations 
being  endless,  that  it  was  quicker  and  easier  to 
charge  another  hundred  bombs  with  tails  attached. 
This  and  other  fortuitous  matters  consumed 
several  weeks.  Finally,  the  bombs  were  ready 
and  were  actually  on  the  machines  in  England, 

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whence  the  start  was  to  be  made,  when  the  Armis- 
tice was  declared.  Possibly  a  knowledge  of  this 
increased  the  extreme  haste  of  the  German 
delegates.  Personally,  I  am  glad  it  was  so,  for 
we  have  enough  cause  for  hatred  in  the  world 
without  adding  the  death  of  10,000  German 
civilians.  There  is  some  weight,  however,  in 
the  contention  of  those  who  complain  that 
Germans  have  devastated  Belgium  and  France, 
but  have  never  been  allowed  to  experience 
in  their  own  persons  what  the  horrors  of  war 
really  are.  Still,  if  Christianity  and  religion 
are  to  be  more  than  mere  words,  we  must  be 
content  that  Berlin  was  not  laid  in  ruins  at 
a  time  when  the  issue  of  the  war  was  already 
decided. 

Here  we  are  at  Suez  once  again.  It  would 
take  Loti  or  Robert  Hichens  to  describe  the 
wonderful  shades  peculiar  to  the  outskirts  of 
Egypt.  Deep  blue  sea  turns  to  dark  green, 
which  in  turn  becomes  the  very  purest,  clearest 
emerald  as  it  shallows  into  a  snow-white  frill 
of  foam.  Thence  extends  the  golden  desert 
with  deep  honey-coloured  shadows,  stretching 
away  until  it  slopes  upwards  into  melon-tinted 
hills,  dry  and  bare  and  wrinkled.  At  one  point  a 
few  white  dwellings  with  a  group  of  acacias  mark 
the  spot  which  they  call  Moses  Well.  They  say 
that  a  Jew  can  pick  up  a  living  in  any  country, 
but  when  one  surveys  these  terrible  wastes 
one  can  only  imagine  that  the  climate  has  greatly 
changed  since  a  whole  nomad  people  were  able  to 
cross  them. 

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In  the  Mediterranean  we  had  a  snap  of  real  cold 
which  laid  many  of  us  out,  myself  included. 
I  recall  the  Lancastrian  who  complained  that  he 
had  swallowed  a  dog  fight.  The  level  of  our  lives 
had  been  disturbed  for  an  instant  by  a  feud 
between  the  children  and  one  of  the  passengers 
who  had,  probably  quite  justly,  given  one  of 
them  a  box  on  the  ear.  In  return,  they  had  fixed 
an  abusive  document  in  his  cabin  which  they  had 
ended  by  the  words,  "  With  our  warmest  despis- 
ings,"  all  signing  their  names  to  it.  The  passenger 
was  sportsman  enough  to  show  this  document 
around,  or  we  should  not  have  known  of  its 
existence.  Strange  little  souls  with  their  vivid 
hopes  and  fears,  a  parody  of  our  own.  I  gave 
baby  a  daily  task  and  had  ordered  her  to  do  a 
map  of  Australia.  I  found  her  weeping  in  the 
evening.  "  I  did  the  map,"  she  cried,  between 
her  sobs,  "  but  they  all  said  it  was  a  pig  !  "  She 
was  shaken  to  the  soul  at  the  slight  upon  her 
handiwork. 

It  was  indeed  wonderful  to  find  ourselves  at 
Marseilles  once  more,  and,  after  the  usual  un- 
pleasant douane  formalities,  which  are  greatly 
ameliorated  in  France  as  compared  to  our  own 
free  trade  country,  to  be  at  temporary  rest  at  the 
Hoteldu  Louvre. 

A  great  funeral,  that  of  Frederic  Chevillon  and 
his  brother,  was  occupying  the  attention  of  the 
town.  Both  were  public  officials  and  both  were 
killed  in  the  war,  their  bodies  being  now  exhumed 
for  local  honour.  A  great  crowd  filed  past  with 
many  banners,  due  decorum  being  observed  save 

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that  some  of  the  mourners  were  smoking 
cigarettes,  which  "  was  not  handsome,"  as  Mr. 
Pepys  would  observe.  There  was  no  sign  of 
any  religious  symbol  anywhere.  It  was  a  Sunday 
and  yet  the  people  in  the  procession  seemed  very 
badly  dressed  and  generally  down-at-heel  and 
slovenly.  I  think  we  should  have  done  the  thing 
better  in  England.  The  simplicity  of  the  flag- 
wrapped  coffins  was  however  dignified  and  pleas- 
ing. The  inscriptions,  too,  were  full  of  simple 
patriotism. 

I  never  take  a  stroll  through  a  French  town 
without  appreciating  the  gulf  which  lies  between 
us  and  them.  They  have  the  old  Roman  civilisa- 
tion, with  its  ripe  mellow  traits,  which  have  never 
touched  the  Anglo-Saxon,  who,  on  the  other 
hand,  has  his  raw  Northern  virtues  which  make 
life  angular  but  effective.  I  watched  a  scene 
to-day  inconceivable  under  our  rule.  Four  very 
smart  officers,  captains  or  majors,  were  seated 
outside  a  cafe.  The  place  was  crowded,  but  there 
was  room  for  four  more  at  this  table  on  the  side- 
walk, so  presently  that  number  of  negro  privates 
came  along  and  occupied  the  vacant  seats.  The 
officers  smiled  most  good  humouredly,  and  remarks 
were  exchanged  between  the  two  parties,  which 
ended  in  the  high  falsetto  laugh  of  a  negro. 
These  black  troops  seemed  perfectly  self-respecting, 
and  I  never  saw  a  drunken  man,  soldier  or  civilian, 
during  two  days. 

I  have  received  English  letters  which  announce 
that  I  am  to  repeat  my  Australian  lectures  at  the 
Queen's  Hall,  from  April  nth  onwards.     I  seem 

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to  be  returning  with  shotted  guns  and  going 
straight  into  action.  They  say  that  the  most 
dangerous  course  is  to  switch  suddenly  off  when 
you  have  been  working  hard.  I  am  little  likely 
to  suffer  from  that. 


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CHAPTER  XIII 

The  Institut  Metaphysique. — Lecture  in  French. — Wonderful 
musical  improviser. — Camille  Flammarion. — Test  of 
materialised  hand. — Last  ditch  of  materialism. — Sitting 
with  Mrs.  Bisson's  medium,  Eva. — Round  the  Aisne 
battlefields. — A  tragic  intermezzo. — Anglo-French  Rugby 
match. — Madame  Blifaud's  clairvoyance. 

One  long  stride  took  us  to  Paris,  where,  under  the 
friendly  and  comfortable  roof  of  the  Hotel  du 
Louvre,  we  were  able  at  last  to  unpack  our 
trunks  and  to  steady  down  after  this  incessant 
movement.  The  first  visit  which  I  paid  in  Paris 
was  to  Dr.  Geley,  head  of  the  Institut  Meta- 
physique, at  89,  Avenue  Niel.  Now  that  poor 
Crawford  has  gone,  leaving  an  imperishable  name 
behind  him,  Geley  promises  to  be  the  greatest 
male  practical  psychic  researcher,  and  he  has 
advantages  of  which  Crawford  could  never  boast, 
since  the  liberality  of  Monsieur  Jean  Meyer  has 
placed  him  at  the  head  of  a  splendid  establish- 
ment with  laboratory,  photographic  room,  lecture 
room,  seance  room  and  library,  all  done  in  the 
most  splendid  style.  Unless  some  British  patron 
has  the  generosity  and  intelligence  to  do  the  same, 
this  installation,  with  a  man  like  Geley  to  run  it, 
will  take  the  supremacy  in  psychic  advance  from 
Britain,   where  it  now  lies,   and  transfer  it  to 

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France.  Our  nearest  approach  to  something 
similar  depends  at  present  upon  the  splendid  pri- 
vate efforts  of  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Hewat  MacKenzie,  in 
the  Psychic  College  at  59,  Holland  Park,  which 
deserve  the  support  of  everyone  who  realises  the 
importance  of  the  subject. 

I  made  a  faux  pas  with  the  Geleys,  for  I  volun- 
teered to  give  an  exhibition  of  my  Australian  slides, 
and  they  invited  a  distinguished  audience  of  men 
of  science  to  see  them.  Imagine  my  horror  when 
I  found  that  my  box  of  slides  was  in  the  luggage 
which  Major  Wood  had  taken  on  with  him  in  the 
"Naldera"  to  England.  They  were  rushed  over  by 
aeroplane,  however,  in  response  to  my  telegram, 
and  so  the  situation  was  saved. 

The  lecture  was  a  private  one  and  was  at- 
tended by  Mr.  Charles  Richet,  Mr.  Gabrielle 
Delanne,  and  a  number  of  other  men  of  science. 
Nothing  could  have  gone  better,  though  I 
fear  that  my  French,  which  is  execrable,  must 
have  been  a  sore  trial  to  my  audience.  I  gave 
them  warning  at  the  beginning  by  quoting  a 
remark  which  Bernard  Shaw  made  to  me  once, 
that  when  he  spoke  French  he  did  not  say  what 
he  wanted  to  say,  but  what  he  could  say.  Richet 
told  me  afterwards  that  he  was  deeply  interested 
by  the  photographs,  and  when  I  noted  the  wonder 
and  awe  with  which  he  treated  them — he,  the 
best  known  physiologist  in  the  world — and  com- 
pared it  with  the  attitude  of  the  ordinary  lay 
Press,  it  seemed  a  good  example  of  the  humility 
of  wisdom  and  the  arrogance  of  ignorance.  After 
my  lecture,  which  covered  an  hour  and  a  quarter, 

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we  were  favoured  by  an  extraordinary  exhibition 
from  a  medium  named  Aubert.  This  gentleman 
has  had  no  musical  education  whatever,  but  he 
sits  down  in  a  state  of  semi-trance  and  he  handles 
a  piano  as  I,  for  one,  have  never  heard  one  handled 
before.  It  is  a  most  amazing  performance.  He 
sits  with  his  eyes  closed  while  some  one  calls  the 
alphabet,  striking  one  note  when  the  right  letter 
sounds.  In  this  way  he  spells  out  the  name  of 
the  particular  composer  whom  he  will  represent. 
He  then  dashes  off,  with  tremendous  verve  and 
execution,  upon  a  piece  which  is  not  a  known 
composition  of  that  author,  but  is  an  improvisa- 
tion after  his  manner.  We  had  Grieg,  Mendel- 
ssohn, Berlioz  and  others  in  quick  succession, 
each  of  them  masterly  and  characteristic.  His 
technique  seemed  to  my  wife  and  me  to  be  not 
inferior  to  that  of  Paderewski.  Needles  can  be 
driven  through  him  as  he  plays,  and  sums  can  be 
set  before  him  which  he  will  work  out  without 
ceasing  the  wonderful  music  which  appears  to  flow 
through  him,  but  quite  independently  of  his  own 
powers  or  volition.  He  would  certainly  cause  a 
sensation  in  London. 

I  had  the  honour  next  day  of  meeting  Camille 
Flammarion,  the  famous  astronomer,  who  is  deeply 
engaged  in  psychic  study,  and  was  so  interested 
in  the  photos  which  I  snowed  him  that  I  was 
compelled  to  leave  them  in  his  hands  that  he 
might  get  copies  done.  Flammarion  is  a  dear, 
cordial,  homely  old  gentleman  with  a  beautiful 
bearded  head  which  would  delight  a  sculptor.  He 
entertained  us  with  psychic  stories  all  lunch  time. 

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Madame  Bisson  was  there  and  amused  me  with 
her  opinion  upon  psychic  researchers,  their  den- 
sity, their  arrogance,  their  preposterous  theories 
to  account  for  obvious  effects.  If  she  had  not 
been  a  great  pioneer  in  Science,  she  might  have 
been  a  remarkable  actress,  for  it  was  wonderful 
how  her  face  took  off  the  various  types.  Certainly, 
as  described  by  her,  their  far-fetched  precautions, 
which  irritate  the  medium  and  ruin  the  harmony 
of  the  conditions,  do  appear  very  ridiculous,  and 
the  parrot  cry  of  "  Fraud  !  "  and  "  Fake  !  "  has 
been  sadly  overdone.  All  are  agreed  here  that 
spiritualism  has  a  far  greater  chance  in  England 
than  in  France,  because  the  French  temperament 
is  essentially  a  mocking  one,  and  also  because  the 
Catholic  Church  is  in  absolute  opposition.  Three 
of  their  bishops,  Beauvais,  Lisieux  and  Coutances, 
helped  to  burn  a  great  medium,  Joan  of  Arc,  six 
hundred  years  ago,  asserting  at  the  trial  the  very 
accusations  of  necromancy  which  are  asserted 
to-day.  Now  they  have  had  to  canonise  her. 
One  would  have  hoped  that  they  had  learned 
something  from  the  incident. 

Dr.  Geley  has  recently  been  experimenting 
with  Mr.  Franek  Kluski,  a  Polish  amateur  of  weak 
health,  but  with  great  mediumistic  powers.  These 
took  the  form  of  materialisations.  Dr.  Geley 
had  prepared  a  bucket  of  warm  paraffin,  and  upon 
the  appearance  of  the  materialised  figure,  which 
was  that  of  a  smallish  man,  the  request  was 
made  that  the  apparition  should  plunge  its  hand 
into  the  bucket  and  then  withdraw  it,  so  that 
when  it  dematerialised  a  cast  of  the  hand  would 

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be  left,  like  a  glove  of  solidified  paraffin,  so  narrow 
at  the  wrist  that  the  hands  could  not  have  been 
withdrawn  by  any  possible  normal  means  without 
breaking  the  moulds.  These  hands  I  was  able 
to  inspect,  and  also  the  plaster  cast  which  had 
been  taken  from  the  inside  of  one  of  them.  The 
latter  showed  a  small  hand,  not  larger  than  a 
boy's,  but  presenting  the  characteristics  of  age, 
for  the  skin  was  loose  and  formed  transverse 
folds.  The  materialised  figure  had  also,  unasked, 
left  an  impression  of  its  own  mouth  and  chin, 
which  was,  I  think,  done  for  evidential  purposes, 
for  a  curious  wart  hung  from  the  lower  lip,  which 
would  mark  the  owner  among  a  million.  So  far 
as  I  could  learn,  however,  no  identification  had 
actually  been  effected.  The  mouth  itself  was 
thick-lipped  and  coarse,  and  also  gave  an  im- 
pression of  age. 

To  show  the  thoroughness  of  Dr.  Geley's  work, 
he  had  foreseen  that  the  only  answer  which  any 
critic,  however  exacting,  could  make  to  the 
evidence,  was  that  the  paraffin  hand  had  been 
brought  in  the  medium's  pocket.  Therefore  he 
had  treated  with  cholesterin  the  paraffin  in  his 
bucket,  and  this  same  cholesterin  reappeared  in 
the  resulting  glove.  What  can  any  sceptic  have 
to  say  to  an  experiment  like  that  save  to  ignore 
it,  and  drag  us  back  with  wearisome  iteration  to 
some  real  or  imaginary  scandal  of  the  past  ?  The 
fact  is  that  the  position  of  the  materialists  could 
only  be  sustained  so  long  as  there  was  a  general 
agreement  among  all  the  newspapers  to  regard 
this  subject   as  a   comic  proposition.     Now  that 

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there  is  a  growing  tendency  towards  recognising 
its  overwhelming  gravity,  the  evidence  is  getting 
slowly  across  to  the  public,  and  the  old  attitude 
of  negation  and  derision  has  become  puerile.  I 
can  clearly  see,  however,  that  the  materialists 
will  fall  back  upon  their  second  line  of  trenches, 
which  will  be  to  admit  the  phenomena,  but  to  put 
them  down  to  material  causes  in  the  unexplored 
realms  of  nature  with  no  real  connection  with 
human  survival.  This  change  of  front  is  now 
due,  but  it  will  fare  no  better  than  the  old  one. 
Before  quitting  the  subject  I  should  have  added 
that  these  conclusions  of  Dr.  Geley  concern- 
ing the  paraffin  moulds  taken  from  Kluski's 
materialisation  are  shared  by  Charles  Richet  and 
Count  de  Gramont  of  the  Institute  of  France,  who 
took  part  in  the  experiments.  How  absurd  are 
the  efforts  of  those  who  were  not  present  to  contra- 
dict the  experiences  of  men  like  these. 

I  was  disappointed  to  hear  from  Dr.  Geley  that 
the  experiments  in  England  with  the  medium 
Eva  had  been  largely  negative,  though  once  or 
twice  the  ectoplasmic  flow  was,  as  I  understand, 
observed.  Dr.  Geley  put  this  comparative  failure 
down  to  the  fantastic  precautions  taken  by  the 
committee,  which  had  produced  a  strained  and 
unnatural  atmosphere.  It  seems  to  me  that  if  a 
medium  is  searched,  and  has  all  her  clothes 
changed  before  entering  the  seance  room,  that  is 
ample,  but  when  in  addition  to  this  you  put  her 
head  in  a  net-bag  and  restrict  her  in  other  ways, 
you  are  producing  an  abnormal  self-conscious 
state  of  mind  which  stops  that  passive  mood  of 

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receptivity  which  is  essential.  Professor  Hyslop 
has  left  it  on  record  that  after  a  long  series  of 
rigid  tests  with  Mrs.  Piper  he  tried  one  sitting 
under  purely  natural  conditions,  and  received 
more  convincing  and  evidential  results  than  in 
all  the  others  put  together.  Surely  this  should 
suggest  freer  methods  in  our  research. 

I  have  just  had  a  sitting  with  Eva,  whom  I 
cannot  even  say  that  I  have  seen,  for  she  was 
under  her  cloth  cabinet  when  I  arrived  and  still 
under  it  when  I  left,  being  in  trance  the  whole 
time.  Professor  Jules  Courtier  of  the  Sorbonne 
and  a  few  other  men  of  science  were  present. 
Madame  Bisson  experiments  now  in  the  full  light 
of  the  afternoon.  Only  the  medium  is  in  darkness, 
but  her  two  hands  protrude  through  the  cloth 
and  are  controlled  by  the  sitters.  There  is  a 
flap  in  the  cloth  which  can  be  opened  to  show 
anything  which  forms  beneath.  After  sitting 
about  an  hour  this  flap  was  opened,  and  Madame 
Bisson  pointed  out  to  me  a  streak  of  ectoplasm 
upon  the  outside  of  the  medium's  bodice.  It  was 
about  six  inches  long  and  as  thick  as  a  finger.  I 
was  allowed  to  touch  it,  and  felt  it  shrink  and  con- 
tract under  my  hand.  It  is  this  substance  which 
can,  under  good  conditions,  be  poured  out  in 
great  quantities  and  can  be  built  up  into  forms 
and  shapes,  first  flat  and  finally  rounded,  by 
powers  which  are  beyond  our  science.  We 
sometimes  call  it  Psychoplasm  in  England, 
Richet  named  it  Ectoplasm,  Geley  calls  it 
Ideoplasm ;  but  call  it  what  you  will,  Crawford 
has  shown  for  all  time  that  it  is  the  substance 

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which  is  at  the  base  of  psychic  physical  pheno- 
mena. 

Madame  Bisson,  whose  experience  after  twelve 
years' j| work  is  unique,  has  an  interesting  theory. 
She  disagrees  entirely  with  Dr.  Geley's  view,  that 
the  shapes  are  thought  forms,  and  she  resents 
the  name  ideoplasm,  since  it  represents  that 
view.  Her  conclusion  is  that  Eva  acts  the  part 
which  a  "  detector "  plays,  when  it  turns  the 
Hertzian  waves,  which  are  too  short  for  our 
observation,  into  slower  ones  which  can  become 
audible.  Thus  Eva  breaks  up  certain  currents 
and  renders  them  visible.  According  to  her, 
what  we  see  is  never  the  thing  itself  but  always 
the  reflection  of  the  thing  which  exists  in  another 
plane  and  is  made  visible  in  ours  by  Eva's  strange 
material  organisation.  It  was  for  this  reason 
that  the  word  Miroir  appeared  in  one  of  the 
photographs,  and  excited  much  adverse  criticism. 
One  dimly  sees  a  new  explanation  of  mediumship. 
The  light  seems  a  colourless  thing  until  it  passes 
through  a  prism  and  suddenly  reveals  every 
colour  in  the  world. 

A  picture  of  Madame  Bisson's  father  hung 
upon  the  wall,  and  I  at  once  recognised  him  as 
the  phantom  which  appears  in  the  photographs 
of  her  famous  book,  and  which  formed  the  culmi- 
nating point  of  Eva's  mediumship.  He  has  a 
long  and  rather  striking  face  which  was  clearly 
indicated  in  the  ectoplasmic  image.  Only  on  one 
occasion  was  this  image  so  developed  that  it 
could  speak,  and  then  only  one  word.  The  word 
was  "  Esperez." 

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We  have  just  returned,  my  wife,  Denis  and 
I,  from  a  round  of  the  Aisne  battlefields,  paying 
our  respects  incidentally  to  Bossuet  at  Meaux, 
Fenelon  at  Chateau  Thierry,  and  Racine  at  La 
Fert6  Millon.  It  is  indeed  a  frightful  cicatrix 
which  lies  across  the  brow  of  France — a  scar 
which  still  gapes  in  many  places  as  an  open  wound. 
I  could  not  have  believed  that  the  ruins  were  still 
so  untouched.  The  land  is  mostly  under  cultiva- 
tion, but  the  houses  are  mere  shells,  and  I  cannot 
think  where  the  cultivators  live.  When  you 
drive  for  sixty  miles  and  see  nothing  but  ruin  on 
either  side  of  the  road,  and  when  you  know  that 
the  same  thing  extends  from  the  sea  to  the  Alps, 
and  that  in  places  it  is  thirty  miles  broad,  it  helps 
one  to  realise  the  debt  that  Germany  owes  to  her 
victims.  If  it  had  been  in  the  Versailles  terms 
that  all  her  members  of  parliament  and  journa- 
lists should  be  personally  conducted,  as  we  have 
been,  through  a  sample  section,  their  tone  would 
be  more  reasonable. 

It  has  been  a  wonderful  panorama.  We 
followed  the  route  of  the  thousand  taxi-cabs 
which  helped  to  save  Europe  up  to  the  place 
where  Gallieni's  men  dismounted  and  walked 
straight  up  against  Kluck's  rearguard.  We  saw 
Belleau  Wood,  where  the  2nd  and  46th  American 
divisions  made  their  fine  debut  and  showed 
Ludendorff  that  they  were  not  the  useless  soldiers 
he  had  so  vainly  imagined.  Thence  we  passed 
all  round  that  great  heavy  sack  of  Germans 
which  had  formed  in  June,  1918,  with  its  tip  at 
Dormans  and  Chateau  Thierry.    We  noted  Bligny, 

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sacred  to  the  sacrifices  of  Carter  Campbell's  51st 
Highlanders,  and  Braithwaite's  62nd  Yorkshire 
division,  who  lost  between  them  seven  thousand 
men  in  these  woods.  These  British  episodes  seem 
quite  unknown  to  the  French,  while  the  Ameri- 
cans have  very  properly  laid  out  fine  graveyards 
with  their  flag  flying,  and  placed  engraved  tablets 
of  granite  where  they  played  their  part,  so  that  in 
time  I  really  think  that  the  average  Frenchman 
will  hardly  remember  that  we  were  in  the  war 
at  all,  while  if  you  were  to  tell  him  that  in  the 
critical  year  we  took  about  as  many  prisoners  and 
guns  as  all  the  other  nations  put  together,  he 
would  stare  at  you  with  amazement.  Well,  what 
matter  !  With  a  man  or  a  nation  it  is  the  duty 
done  for  its  own  sake  and  the  sake  of  its  own 
conscience  and  self-respect  that  really  counts. 
All  the  rest  is  swank. 

We  slept  at  Rheims.  We  had  stayed  at  the 
chief  hotel,  the  Golden  Lion,  in  1912,  when  we  were 
en  route  to  take  part  in  the  Anglo-German  motor- 
car competition,  organised  by  Prince  Henry.  We 
searched  round,  but  not  one  stone  of  the  hotel  was 
standing.  Out  of  14,000  houses  in  the  town, 
only  twenty  had  entirely  escaped.  As  to  the 
Cathedral,  either  a  miracle  has  been  wrought  or 
the  German  gunners  have  been  extraordinary 
masters  of  their  craft,  for  there  are  acres  of  abso- 
lute ruin  up  to  its  very  walls,  and  yet  it  stands 
erect  with  no  very  vital  damage.  The  same 
applies  to  the  venerable  church  of  St.  Remy.  On 
the  whole  I  am  prepared  to  think  that  save  in  one 
fit  of  temper    upon  September  19th,   1914,  the 

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guns  were  never  purposely  turned  upon  this 
venerable  building.  Hitting  the  proverbial  hay- 
stack would  be  a  difficult  feat  compared  to  getting 
home  on  to  this  monstrous  pile  which  dominates 
the  town.  It  is  against  reason  to  suppose  that 
both  here  and  at  Soissons  they  could  not  have 
left  the  cathedrals  as  they  left  the  buildings 
around  them. 

Next  day,  we  passed  down  the  Vesle  and  Aisne, 
seeing  the  spot  where  French  fought  his  brave 
but  barren  action  on  September  13th,  1914,  and 
finally  we  reached  the  Chemin  des  Dames — a  good 
name  had  the  war  been  fought  in  the  knightly 
spirit  of  old,  but  horribly  out  of  place  amid  the 
ferocities  with  which  Germany  took  all  chivalry 
from  warfare.  The  huge  barren  countryside, 
swept  with  rainstorms  and  curtained  in  clouds, 
looked  like  some  evil  landscape  out  of  Vale  Owen's 
revelations.  It  was  sown  from  end  to  end  with 
shattered  trenches,  huge  coils  of  wire  and  rusted 
weapons,  including  thousands  of  bombs  which  are 
still  capable  of  exploding  should  you  tread  upon 
them  too  heavily.  Denis  ran  wildly  about,  like 
a  terrier  in  a  barn,  and  returned  loaded  with  all 
sorts  of  trophies,  most  of  which  had  to  be  dis- 
carded as  overweight.  He  succeeded,  however,  in 
bringing  away  a  Prussian  helmet  and  a  few  other 
of  the  more  portable  of  his  treasures.  We  re- 
turned by  Soissons,  which  interested  me  greatly, 
as  I  had  seen  it  under  war  conditions  in  1916. 
Finally  we  reached  Paris  after  a  really  wonderful 
two  days  in  which,  owing  to  Mr.  Cook's  organisa- 
tion and  his  guide,  we  saw  more  and  understood 

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more,  than  in  a  week  if  left  to  ourselves.  They 
run  similar  excursions  to  Verdun  and  other  points. 
I  only  wish  we  had  the  time  to  avail  ourselves  of 
them. 

A  tragic  intermezzo  here  occurred  in  our  Paris 
experience.  I  suddenly  heard  that  my  brother- 
in-law,  E.  W.  Hornung,  the  author  of  "  Raffles  " 
and  many  another  splendid  story,  was  dying  at 
St.  Jean  de  Luz  in  the  Pyrenees.  I  started  off  at 
once,  but  was  only  in  time  to  be  present  at  his 
funeral.  Our  little  family  group  has  been  thinned 
down  these  last  two  years  until  we  feel  like  a 
company  under  hot  fire  with  half  on  the  ground. 
We  can  but  close  our  ranks  the  tighter.  Hornung 
lies  within  three  paces  of  George  Gissing,  an 
author  for  whom  both  of  us  had  an  affection.  It 
is  good  to  think  that  one  of  his  own  race  and 
calling  keeps  him  company  in  his  Pyrennean 
grave. 

Hornung,  apart  from  his  literary  powers,  was 
one  of  the  wits  of  our  time.  I  could  brighten 
this  dull  chronicle  if  I  could  insert  a  page  of  his 
sayings.  Like  Charles  Lamb,  he  could  find 
humour  in  his  own  physical  disabilities — disabili- 
ties which  did  not  prevent  him,  when  over  fifty, 
from  volunteering  for  such  service  as  he  could  do 
in  Flanders.  When  pressed  to  have  a  medical 
examination,  his  answer  was,  "  My  body  is  like  a 
sausage.  The  less  I  know  of  its  interior,  the 
easier  will  be  my  mind."  It  was  a  characteristic 
mixture  of  wit  and  courage. 

During  our  stay  in  Paris  we  went  to  see  the 
Anglo-French  Rugby  match  at  Coulombes.     The 

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French  have  not  quite  got  the  sporting  spirit,  and 
there  was  some  tendency  to  hoot  whenever  a 
decision  was  given  for  the  English,  but  the  play 
of  their  team  was  most  excellent,  and  England 
only  won  by  the  narrow  margin  of  10  to  6.  I  can 
remember  the  time  when  French  Rugby  was  the 
joke  of  the  sporting  world.  They  are  certainly 
a  most  adaptive  people.  The  tactics  of  the  game 
have  changed  considerably  since  the  days  when  I 
was  more  familiar  with  it,  and  it  has  become  less 
dramatic,  since  ground  is  gained  more  frequently 
by  kicking  into  touch  than  by  the  individual  run, 
or  even  by  the  combined  movement.  But  it  is 
still  the  king  of  games.  It  was  like  the  old  lists, 
where  the  pick  of  these  two  knightly  nations  bore 
themselves  so  bravely  of  old,  and  it  was  an  object 
lesson  to  see  Clement,  the  French  back,  playing  on 
manfully,  with  the  blood  pouring  from  a  gash  in 
the  head.  Marshal  Foch  was  there,  and  I  have 
no  doubt  that  he  noted  the  incident  with  approval. 

I  had  a  good  look  at  the  famous  soldier,  who 
was  close  behind  me.  He  looks  very  worn,  and 
sadly  in  need  of  a  rest.  His  face  and  head  are 
larger  than  his  pictures  indicate,  but  it  is  not  a 
face  with  any  marked  feature  or  character.  His 
eyes,  however,  are  grey,  and  inexorable.  His 
kepi  was  drawn  down,  and  I  could  not  see  the 
upper  part  of  the  head,  but  just  there  lay  the  ruin 
of  Germany.  It  must  be  a  very  fine  brain,  for  in 
political,  as  well  as  in  military  matters,  his  judg- 
ment has  always  been  justified. 

There  is  an  excellent  clairvoyante  in  Paris, 
Madame  Blifaud,  and  I  look  forward,  at  ^some 

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THE  WANDERINGS  OF  A  SPIRITUALIST 

later  date,  to  a  personal  proof  of  her  powers, 
though  if  it  fails  I  shall  not  be  so  absurd  as  to 
imagine  that  that  disproves  them.  The  particular 
case  which  came  immediately  under  my  notice 
was  that  of  a  mother  whose  son  had  been  killed 
from  an  aeroplane,  in  the  war.  She  had  no  details 
of  his  death.  On  asking  Madame  B.,  the  latter 
replied,  "  Yes,  he  is  here,  and  gives  me  a  vision 
of  his  fall.  As  a  proof  that  it  is  really  he,  he 
depicts  the  scene,  which  was  amid  songs,  flags 
and  music."  As  this  corresponded  with  no 
episode  of  the  war,  the  mother  was  discouraged 
and  incredulous.  Within  a  short  time,  however, 
she  received  a  message  from  a  young  officer  who 
had  been  with  her  son  when  the  accident  occurred. 
It  was  on  the  Armistice  day,  at  Salonica.  The 
young  fellow  had  flown  just  above  the  flags,  one 
of  the  flags  got  entangled  with  his  rudder,  and 
the  end  was  disaster.  But  bands,  songs  and  flags 
all  justified  the  clairvoyante. 

Now,  at  last,  our  long  journey  drew  to  its  close. 
Greatly  guarded  by  the  high  forces  which  have, 
by  the  goodness  of  Providence,  been  deputed  to 
help  us,  we  are  back  in  dear  old  London  once 
more.  When  we  look  back  at  the  30,000 
miles  which  we  have  traversed,  at  the  complete 
absence  of  illness  which  spared  any  one  of  seven 
a  single  day  in  bed,  the  excellence  of  our  long 
voyages,  the  freedom  from  all  accidents,  the  undis- 
turbed and  entirely  successful  series  of  lectures, 
the  financial  success  won  for  the  cause,  the  double 
escape  from  shipping  strikes,  and,  finally,  the 
several    inexplicable    instances    of    supernormal, 

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THE  WANDERINGS  OF  A  SPIRITUALIST 

personal  happenings,  together  with  the  three-fold 
revelation  of  the  name  of  our  immediate  guide, 
we  should  be  stocks  and  stones  if  we  did  not 
realise  that  we  have  been  the  direct  instruments 
of  God  in  a  cause  upon  which  He  has  set  His 
visible  seal.     There  let  it  rest.     If  He  be  with 
us,  who  is  against  us  ?     To  give  religion  a  founda- 
tion of  rock  instead  of  quicksand,  to  xemove  the 
legitimate  doubts  of  earnest  minds,  to  make  the 
invisible  forces,  with  their  moral  sanctions,  a  real 
thing,  instead  of  mere  words  upon  our  lips,  and, 
incidentally,  to  reassure  the  human  race  as  to 
the  future  which  awaits  it,  and  to  broaden  its 
appreciation   of  the  possibilities   of  the  present 
life,  surely  no  more  glorious  message  was  ever 
heralded  to  mankind.     And  it  begins  visibly  to 
hearken.     The  human  race  is  on  the  very  eve  of  a 
tremendous    revolution    of    thought,    marking    a 
final  revulsion  from  materialism,  and  it  is  part  of 
our  glorious  and  assured  philosophy,  that,  though 
we  may  not  be  here  to  see  the  final  triumph  of 
our  labours,  we  shall,  none  the  less,  be  as  much 
engaged  in  the  struggle  and  the  victory  from  the 
day  when  we  join  those  who  are  our  comrades  in 
battle  upon  the  further  side. 


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dead,  and  which  won  for  the  Canadians,  the  Indians,  and  our  own 
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purple  patches.  But  he  will  own  himself  a  much  enlightened  man, 
and,  with  greater  knowledge,  will  be  filled  with  much  greater  pride 
and  much  surer  confidence." — Daily  Telegraph 

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assiduity.  .  .  .  He  has  produced  an  accurate  and  concise  record  of 
a  campaign  the  most  glorious  and  the  most  deadly  in  all  the  history 
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