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WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 



AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY. 



JOHN MORRIS. 



"And we will put down the things we have seen as seen, and the things we have 
heard as heard, in order that our book may be honest and true, without auy lie, and 
that every one that may read or hear this book may believe it; for all things it con 
tains are true." Recueil des Voyages de la Societt de Geographic. Voyage de Marco 
Polo. * 



NEW YORK: 

PUBLISHED BY THE AUTHOR, 



Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1873, by 

JOHN MORKIS, 
In the Office of the Librarian of Congress, at "Washington, D. C. 



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CONTENTS. 



PAOK. 
INTRODUCTORY ." 5 

CHAPTER L 
EARLY DAYS 9 

CHAPTER II. 
EARLY DAYS 18 

CHAPTER III.. 
PROFESSION 21 

CHAPTER IV. 
THE CLUB 27 

CHAPTER V. 
CAPTAIN WILLIAM SMITH 30 

CHAPTER VI. 
DIPLOMACY ." 37 

CHAPTER VII. 
MAJOR GEORGE JENKS 47 

CHAPTER VIII. 
FARO 56 

CHAPTER IX. 
DEPARTURE 75 

CHAPTER X. 
PH ANTOMS OF THE MEMORY . 84 

CHAPTER XI. 
"WHEEL-ING 88 

% CHAPTER XII. 
Ox TO RICHMOND 106 

CHAPTER XIII. 
THE HORSE 112 

CHAPTER XIV. 
"WASHINGTON CITY 140 

CHAPTER XV. 
INVENTORS - 156 

CHAPTER XVI. 
INCUBI 180 

CHAPTER XVII. 
SHARPERS... 187 



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4 CONTENTS. 

CHAPTER XVIII. PAOK. 

SCENES AT LONG BRANCH 197 

CHAPTER XIX. 

SECOND-CLASS SKINMNG-HOUSES 2 7 

CHAPTER XX. 

SHARPERS 224 

CHAPTER XXI. 
BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCHES 241 

CHAPTER XXII. 
NEW YORK ' 262 

CHAPTER XXIII. 
SQUARING ACCOUNTS 280 

CHAPTER XXIV. 
IN THE LOCK-UP 285 

CHAPTER XXV. 
BOXERS 310 

CHAPTER XXVI. 
PERSECUTION 321 

CHAPTER XXVII. 

PREJUDICES 335 

CHAPTER XXVIII. 
WOLF-TRAPS 354 

CHAPTER XXIX. 
"WOLF-TRAPS Continu'd 366 

CHAPTER XXX. 
SHARP PRACTICE 380 

CHAPTER XXXI. 
LEXINGTON RACES 386 

CHAPTER XXXII. 
THE FLIGHT 401 

CHAPTER XXXIII. 
THE MISSISSIPPI 413 

CHAPTER XXXIV. 
RIVER SHARPERS 422 

CHAPTER XXXV. 
THREE-CARD MONTE THROWERS 435 

CHAPTER XXXVI. 
THE HOG-DROVER 444 

CHAPTER XXXVII. 
MOBILE 459 

CHAPTER XXXVIII. 
A " NIGGER IN THE FENCE." 463 

CHAPTER XXXIX. 
THE "NIGGER" GETS OUT ...481 



INTRODUCTORY. 



" The castled crag of Drachenfels 
Frowns o'er the wide and winding Rhine." 

In all Europe no lovelier view meets the eye of the tourist 
than that seen from the summit of the Dragon Mountain. For 
more than sixty miles the eye may trace the windings of the 
beautiful Rhine, as it meanders through fertile valleys adorned 
with highly-cultivated farms, vineyards, churches, villas, and 
the palatial residences of the nobility. Beneath him lies the 
beautiful village of Melheim, to the left the ruins of Rollandseck 
and the islands of Nonnerswerth and Oberwinter, to the right 
the ruins of Godesburg, and, farther on, the city of Bonn, while 
in the dim distance the cathedral spires of Cologne point to 
heaven. 

As the eye turns from the river the scene is entirely changed. 
Hills elevated above hills, in endless succession of pyramids, 
until the eye turns for relief to the beautiful Rhine. 

The Rhine! The German's fairy-land! His heaven upon 
earth ! The semi-barbarous hordes who, centuries ago, inhabited 
the castles whose picturesque ruins strike the traveler with ad 
miration and delight, are to him familiar friends. Their deeds 
of rapine, their deadly feuds, the scenes of "battle, murder, and 
sudden death," in which their lives were spent, are to him the 
essence of chivalry. Truly, a more blood-thirsty set of villains 
never disgraced humanity. The peasantry who fed their flocks 
on the fertile hills, or lived in Arcadain simplicity in the valleys 
enclosed by them, had no rights which they- held themselves 
bound to respect. "Might made right," according to their creed, 
and their scanty flocks were laid under contribution at their 
pleasure, and even their wives and daughters torn from their 
arms to gratify the brutal lust of their masters. Such were the 



6 INTRODUCTORY. 

Rhenish heroes, whose deeds are the theme of poets, histori 
ans, and writers of romance, and whose magnificent tombs, 
emblazoned with their virtues, adorn many of the temples along 
the banks of the Rhine, while the ruins of their feudal palaces 
still dot the banks of that beautiful stream, monuments of rapine 
and oppression. 

From Bonn to Manheim the scenery is at times wild and 
startling, then as serenely beautiful as one of Claude Lorraine's 
evening scenes. 

But the hand of man has done as much to "beautify the sce 
nery along the Rhine as the hand of nature. Improved archi 
tecture has given to the dwellers on the banks of this storied 
river, more commodious and modern, if less picturesque dwell 
ings, than those formerly occupied by their robber chieftains, 
and the wayfarer is now sheltered in elegantly-appointed hotels, 
instead of being the guest of lordly barons, and is plundered 
after the most approved modern fashion. No impolite demand 
for "your money or your life," accompanied with an argument 
in the shape of a sword, lance, or battle-axe. Matters are 
arranged in a much more polished style in these civilized days. 
Mine host presents his bill with the courtly bow of the Mexican 
robber while inviting a padre on the road to disgorge. He is 
careful to wait uiiul the luggage of his guest is on the cart, and 
the carriage waits to convey him to the steamer or railway sta 
tion. He then presents his bill of costs. 'Tis of no use to haggle 
over the items; as soon would the robber chieftains of old abate 
one jot or tittle of their demand, as the smiling host who so 
suavely insists on his " bond," even to the uttermost farthing. 

No grander treat can be given to the denizens of the over 
crowded cities of London, Paris, or St. Petersburg, than a trip 
through the mountains of Switzerland and along the Rhine. 
The scenery of France, England, and Russia, is tame in compar 
ison, and they are ravished with delight on first beholding this 
storied river. Have not Byron, Scott, and many others, immor 
talized its scenic beauties, both in song and prose f 

But the Irishman can find as pleasing scenery along his own 
beautiful Shannon, and Switzerland nor Italy has nothing to 
compare with the charming Lakes of Killarney. Even the Scot 
need not desert his native mountains for those of other coun 
tries, and the American, who crosses the most dangerous ocean 



INTRODUCTORY. 7 

in the world to behold the beauties and wonders of another con 
tinent, leaves behind him scenes as grand and beautiful along 
the upper Mississippi, the St. Lawrence, and the great lakes. 
He will not find his native Hudson surpassed, even by the 
Khine, nor lakes in Europe more charming than Saint George. 

The dwellers on the western range of the Andes can well 
afford to look with indifference on the scenery of Switzerland, 
and a short sea voyage of three days, from New Orleans to Vera 
Cruz, and a forty miles journey, over one of the finest roads in 
the world, to the city of Jalapa, and the traveler finds himself 
surrounded by scenery unsurpassed on the face of the earth for 
grandeur and sublimity, and where all the climates and pro 
ductions of the world can be embraced in a single glance from 
the mountain-side above Jalapa. 

The seeker after antiquities may continue his journey to 
Yucatan, where once flourished a now extinct and almost totally 
unknown race of beings, believed to have been as highly civil 
ized as the people of Assyria and Ancient Egypt, and the rums 
of whose once splendid temples and cities he will find, amongst 
the tropical forests of Misantla and Papantla, and which will 
prove as interesting to him as climbing the pyramids of Egypt or 
rambling among the musty tombs of Memphis or of Thebes. 

It is now, however, only fashionable for Americans to make 
the "tower of Oorop," and up the Nile to the Holy Land, and to 
return thoroughly disgusted with everything American. 

La Belle Eiviere, or the Ohio, was once a favorite resort 
during the summer months. It is, indeed, a beautiful stream ! 
The lovely valleys and rounded hills, into which its banks are 
diversified, present to the eye a succession of verdure so varied 
as to at once* attract the lover of beautiful scenery. For more 
than six hundred miles the eye is momentarily presented with 
something new to feed upon. It has not, indeed, the ruined 
castles and churches, the terraced vineyards and frowning cliffs, 
for which the romantic Ehine is celebrated, but, at every turn of 
the river, finely-cultivated farms, thriving orchards, herds of 
cattle, sheep, and horses, " on a thousand hills," with an endless 
number of towns, cities, and villages, teeming with a restless and 
energetic people. 

Twenty years ago the charming scenery of the Ohio was the 
theme of painters and tourists who moved over its gentle waters, 



8 INTRODUCTORY. 

and enjoyed its ever-changing scenery from the decks of palatial 
steamers which supplied to the traveler every luxury of a first- 
class hotel. 

But railroads have superseded this once delightful route, and 
the beauties of this most lovely river are left to an occasional 
wandering tourist, the dweller on its banks, or the boatman who 
labors along its tranquil waters. 



WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 



CHAPTER I. 

EAELT DATS. 

In one of the loveliest of those valleys which lie along the Ohio 
River, the author of these memoirs had the fortune, or the mis 
fortune, to hecome one of the human family. 

I leave the question an open one, because there has been much 
haggling over the query, whether the birth of a human being is 
a fortunate event, or otherwise, to him or her having no control 
or choice in their own incarnation, and who, if what the ortho 
dox affirm be true, may be "foreordained from the beginning 
of the world" to suffer not only here, but eternal torments here 
after, for the "deeds done in the body." 

There is, has been, and always will be in existence, many who 
believe birth to be a misfortune ; for who would desire to come 
upon this earth to endure " the slings and arrows of outrageous 
fortune, and the thousand natural ills the flesh is heir to/ 1 only 
to leave it for that rather uncertain locality where "the worm 
dieth not, and the fire is not quenched"? This abstruse question 
is too deep for me, and I leave to hair-splitting philosophers and 
wrangling priests a subject on which they have wasted much 
argument, witflout arriving at any satisfactory result. Of this 
(to me) important fact, I am perfectly satisfied that I was born 
into the world, in the town of Marietta; whether for fortune or 
misfortune. It was doubtless ordained that I should be born 
there, and probably also ordained that I should be a wanderer 
and a vagabond on the face of the earth, and finally give these 
memoirs to the public, in which I have related my experience. 

I regret not the past and anticipate not the future, and look 
on life, with its pleasures, vexations, and cares, as a feverish 
dream. 



10 "WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

If I am sorry for anything, it is that the theme on which I 
write is not in more able hands. But the subject is within the 
knowledge of but few ; and of those few persons, I do not know 
of one any more capable of writing a book upon the subject than 
myself. Therefore, whatever may be its defects, let them be at 
tributed rather to the lack of education than lack of truth. 

Forty years ago the town of Marietta was a thriving place, 
depending mostly on the rich farming country by which it was 
surrounded, and numbered a population of fifteen hundred souls. 
It contained two flour mills, a foundry, and, as it was the county 
seat, a brick court-house and jail. 

A fine little wharf, paved in with cobble-stones, adorned the 
city front, and afforded accommodation to the steamboats, 
trading-boats, keel-boats, and all the various river-craft that 
plied on the waters of the placid Ohio. 

The little town could boast also of four different religious sects, 
for the godly lived in Marietta. 

The Methodists and Presbyterians had each a small brick 
church ; while the Catholics and Baptists had each a less preten 
tious temple, to wit, a small frame building. 

As far as my recollection goes, the four religious denominations, 
or at least their members, jogged on pretty peaceably together, 
barring the usual ; uiount of backbiting, "hate, envy, and all un- 
charitableness," to be found generally among Christian sects, 
and all other sects, I suppose, who imagine their way the only 
right one, and their road to heaven the only legitimate one. 

In our town the Methodists and Presbyterians were the ruling 
powers, much inclined to Puritanism in their notions, and with a 
disposition to rule sinners by whip and spur. 

None but the godly could hold any office in Marietta. 

Groggeries, bowling saloons, billiard tables, and other abom 
inations of " the world, the flesh and the devil," were not tolera 
ted, and the individual who desired to slake his thirst in a 
draught of "red eye," or any other alcoholic fluid, was obliged to 
call at the bar of the " Old Hickory Tavern." 

This venerable structure was a two-story house, built of logs, 
with a curfew cupola on the top, from whence the alarm was 
sounded, which told the patrons of the " Old Hickory " when their 
meals were ready. 

As was customary in those days, a tail sign-post stood in 



EARLY DATS. 11 

front of this hostel, from which dangled a large square sign, 
ornamented with a portrait of the terrible hero of New Orleans, 
dressed in what was then supposed to be full military style, 
seated on a cavorting steed, with a drawn sword in his hand, his 
gray hair standing out beneath his cocked hat, like " quills on 
the fretful porcupine," while, from the expression of his counten 
ance, one would imagine him in the act of dealing death, de 
struction, and damnation, to the entire host of Britishers. 

Such was the "Old Hickory" tavern, the only institution of its 
kind in the place. It was, to the lovers of that " triumph of the 
adversary," whiskey, what the oasis in the desert is to the parch 
ed traveler; even the boatmen who desired to quench their 
thirst had no other resort, so opposed were the puritanical rulers 
of the town to drinking-houses. Had they possessed the power, 
even the bar of the "Old Hickory" would not have been permit 
ted to dispense whiskey and its evil influence to the inhabitants 
of the place. But the laws of the State allowed taverns to sell 
liquors for the accommodation of their guests, and John Travis, 
the jolly landlord, was a grievous thorn in the flesh to many of 
the godly town, who offered up long-winded prayers and exhorta 
tions in his behalf. But the incorrigible sinner refused to repent, 
and exchange whiskey-dispensing for psalm-singing, and was 
finally given up as irrevocably damned. He took the matter very 
easy, however, for one in his perilous situation, and even seemed 
to prosper under it. Perhaps the knowledge that much good 
company was in the same boat with him, reconciled him to his 
fate; for in even so holy a place as Marietta, were many jolly 
fellows, fond of sport and their glass of whiskey, and who man 
aged to enjoy a tolerably jolly life, notwithstanding the frowns 
and predictions of their more godly townsmen,- who considered 
every one irremediably lost, who, under any circumstances what 
ever, visited a horse-race, cock-fight, bull-bait, the bar-room of 
the Old Hickory, or so much as handled a pack of cards. 

For a place so far west, and so much frequented by boatmen, 
Marietta had more than her share of puritanical tyranny. But, 
in those days, this sort of oppression had spread its influence 
from the eastern shores of New England to the confines of west 
ern civilization, and made itself heavily felt in nearly all the 
Southern States. 

The Puritans wielded the law-making power of the country, 



12 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

and could they but have effectually carried out their designs, we 
should now be borne back to the good old days of Cotton Mather. 

For many years they held this power, but the unruly spirits 
of the land, more especially in our large cities and many of the 
important towns in the Southern and Western States, revolted 
against their arbitrary and despotic acts, and prevented them 
from being enforced. 

But 'if Puritanism received a check in that direction, it still 
held unlimited sway over what is called "society." 

" Society" shut its doors in the faces of those who dared 
dispute its somber teachings, or enjoy life contrary to its rigid 
and uncompromising rules. 

Exceptions were of course made in favor of the unmarried sons 
of the wealthy. Their infidelities could be tolerated until suita 
ble wives could be provided for them from among the faithful, 
and they could thereby be brought into the godly .fold. 

Money has the same powerful influence over the opinions of 
the rigid moralist that it holds over those of the most hardened 
and villainous. 

That salutary laws are necessary to check the growth of im 
morality, protect the interests of the people, and curb vice within 
bounds, is unquestionable; but whenever such power has been 
placed in the .hand : of Puritanism, it has been used for sectarian 
aggrandisement, and eventually has degenerated into intoler 
ance and oppression. 

However despotic and brutal may have been the means used 
by Peter the great, to bring his subjects into a more advanced 
state of civilization, he was certainly the greatest practical re 
former of those mentioned in history. 

He partially succeeded in reforming the morals of his people, 
in the face of the most hostile opposition of an intolerant and 
bigoted clergy; but not before he had curbed the power and re 
formed the morals of the clergy themselves. 

That the morals and social condition of the people of these 
United States have undergone a remarkable change, within the 
last thirty years, no one will dispute. Rampant rowdyism and 
drunkenness is not nearly so prevalent as at that period. 

In my boyhood, a fourth of July, St. Patrick's day, a general 
muster, or even a camp-meeting, that passed without the average 
amount of fighting having taken place, was a thing unheard of. 



EARLY DATS. 13 

Each city, town, and village had its bullies, who were esteemed, 
among a certain class of their townsmen, in proportion to their 
prowess in "free fights." 

"Whenever these worthies met, at any public gathering, a fight 
of some sort was the inevitable consequence. If one could not, as 
was preferable, be arranged with the champions of some rival 
town, their "dernier resort" was a " set-to" among themselves, 
just to keep their hands in. 

In those days, fighting was popular with the masses, and the 
contests of their gladiators were to them as interesting and ex 
citing as were those which took place in the arena of ancient 
Home to its people. 

Between these partisan bullies, that which begun in single 
combat was frequently joined by the friends of both parties, 
numbering sometimes fifty or more, and a free fight was the re 
sult, and a fortunate thing was it if it ended in nothing more 
serious than black eyes, bloody noses, and cracked skulls. 

Of organized police there was none worthy the name, even 
in our .large cities; and if a constable, sheriff, or any other officer 
presumed to interpose his authority to preserve the peace, or 
break up a fight, his interference was considered highly imperti 
nent, and as an infringement of his rights of amusement which 
no son of liberty would for a moment tolerate. 

Nor was this roughness of character confined entirely to the 
lower classes ; even the wealthy, and, I am sorry to add, educa 
ted portion of the people, did not consider it beneath them to be 
the aiders and abettors of rowdyism. 

Even our first-class colleges were but little less than schools 
of rowdyism. 

The amusements of the scions of the aristocracy consisted in 
playing exceedingly personal practical jokes, wrenching off 
knockers ani bell-handles, knocking down infirm watchmen, 
and a constant succession of fights with the young men of the 
town or those of rival colleges, which not unfrequently resulted 
in death to some, and disfigurement for life to many more. 

Among the wealthy and cultured classes punctiliousness was 
mistaken for politeness, and their haughty and patronizing man 
ner towards their poorer and more ignorant neighbors was near 
ly unbearable, and must, in time, have led to a bloody social 
revolution, had it not been for our extensive territory, and the 



14 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

immense tide of European emigration constantly flowing in 
upon us. 

How often have we smarted beneath the lash of criticism, so 
unsparingly inflicted upon us by Dickens, Capt. Hale, and Mrs. 
Trollope. The writers of this country have exhausted their 
genius in abusing them, because they had the audacity to hold 
up to the world's ridicule the elegant peculiarities of the in 
habitants of the "greatest country on the face of the earth." 
But these criticisms have unquestionably done much for our im 
provement ; and though in many respects highly colored, have 
certainly had the effect of polishing down many of the rough 
points in our character. 

It is now nearly forty years since Mrs. Trollope published her 
book and what a sensation it created! It aroused the indigna 
tion of the reading public from the great Lakes to the Gulf. Yet 
nearly every statement made in that book was truthful ! When 
she said, in her book of travels, that it was common on our 
western river steamers to see men seated at their meals, in com 
pany with ladies, in their shirt-sleeves, she told only the simple 
truth ; and only what I myself have witnessed repeatedly, and, I 
doubt not, many who read this have also witnessed. 

When she declared she had seen in the dress circle of our first- 
class theatres, nun seated on the balustrade in their shirt 
sleeves, with their backs to the audience, while dozens of feet at 
the same time rested on the rail, she told but the truth ! Yet 
hundreds of pens and thousands of tongues branded her with 
falsehood. 

Before her work appeared, it was no uncommon thing for both 
officers and passengers to be seen at table, on board the west 
ern steamers, in their shirt-sleeves. I saw the same thing my 
self a few years after reading her work. 

Whether the lady's book caused the revolution or not, I am 
unable to say; but within a year or two after its publication, no 
person was permitted to seat himself at table, on a steamer car 
rying passengers, unless in proper costume. 

For myself, I have no recollection of ever seeing a person 
seated on the balustrade of the dress-circle of a theatre in 
his shirt-sleeves, with his back to the stage while the perform 
ance was going on, but I have been credibly informed, by eye 
witnesses, that the thing has been repeatedly witnessed by them ; 



EAKLY DATS. 15 

and I have myself seen such a want of decorum between acts, 
on several occasions, as no description could do justice to. I 
have also seen, though I am glad to say not often, persons 
asleep in the dress-circle, with their legs hanging over the 
balustrade, and it was no uncommon sight, a few years since, in 
our southern and western theatres, to see, between the acts, an 
extensive crop of boots reposing on it. 

Such want of decorum was never permitted in the Mobile and 
New Orleans theatres, but these were the only ones west of the 
Alleghanies and south of the Potomac River, hi which good 
manners were not permitted to be infringed. 

I doubt if there is now, within the broad compass of Uncle 
Sam's dominion, a theatre where a person would be permitted to 
show disrespect to the audience by hanging his legs over the 
balustrade, sitting upon it, or by elevating his boots upon it. 

This reformation commenced in the pit, as that portion of the 
theatre now occupied by orchestra chairs was formerly denomi 
nated. 

Whoever first started the cry of "Boots," in the pit of a 
theatre, was the first reformer. The cry became popular ; when 
ever a foot appeared, the cry of "Boots" was started, taken up 
by the whole pit, .and never ceased until the obnoxious foot had 
disappeared. 

In the course of my wandering life, I have witnessed two af 
fairs in theatres, which, in the way of disgraceful conduct, cer 
tainly far surpassed anything described in Mrs. Trollope's book. 

The first of these took place in the Jefferson Street Theatre, 
in Louisville, in the summer of 1837. One of the bloods of the 
place, having partaken too freely of the ardent, took the liberty 
to sleep it off in the dress-circle, and also to find a resting-place 
for his feet by hanging them over the balustrade. 

His indecorous position might have passed unchallenged by 
the pit of a Cbuisville theatre, which, at that period, had not 
accustomed itself to be at all squeamish about an unusual dis 
play of legs, but the fellow snored so loudly as to attract the at 
tention of the entire house. The rowdy pit was the first to take 
exceptions to the gentleman's rather free-and-easy way of taking 
his naps. They commenced to call the attention of the rest of 
the audience by yells, cat-calls, hoots, and cries of "put 'em 
out," "saw his legs off," "pitch 'em down," "grease his nos- 



16 WASDEKINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

trils, etc. The noise and confusion awoke the slumbering gen 
tleman, who stared around him for several seconds, and finally 
began to comprehend that he was the cause of the disturbance. 
He flew into a violent rage, and appeared to be seized with a 
desire to thrash the whole house. He hurled at his tormentors 
a volley of fierce oaths, which only caused them to hoot, hiss, 
and yell the louder. At this instant his eye fell on a knot of per 
sons immediately beneath him, who, with arms outstretched 
towards him, were hooting, yelling and gesticulating like so many 
fiends. His rage was now centered on this group. Without a 
moment's hesitation he swung himself over the balustrade, land 
ing among his tormentors, and rained stunning blows from his 
fist, right and left, wherever he saw a head to strike at. His at 
tacks were so sudden and unexpected that he had floored three 
of his tormentors, and made as many more feel the weight of 
. nis fist, before they recovered from their surprise. They soon 
rallied, however, and after a short and bloody struggle, the 
attacking party was beaten down, trodden under foot, and 
thumped nearly out of all semblance to humanity, with scarcely 
a stitch of clothing remaining on his person. After which short 
but glorious struggle he was carried out, covered with blood, 
while the sympathy of the audience, who were in a state of the 
wildest excitemen' at this short act not mentioned on the bills, 
showed itself unmistakably in favor of the cause of the dis 
turbance. 

The women seemed quite as much interested as the men, and 
the actors on the stage never changed their places, but patient 
ly waited until the row was over, when the play was resumed. 

Five years later I was present at a performance in Shire's 
Theatre at Cincinnati. 

Between the acts, a gentleman (?) seated himself on the balus 
trade, with his legs dangling over the outside ; while in this posi 
tion he amused himself by squirting tobacco juice on to the 
heads of the spectators beneath him in the pit a piece of pleas 
antry which cost him dearly. 

One of his victims, on discovering the outrage, quietly left the 
theatre, and returned with two paving-stones, one of which, 
being hurled at his head, at his next compliment in the tobacco- 
juice line, brought him tumbling into the pit like a felled ox. 

His assailant then explained his reason for such conduct, and 



EAKLT DATS. 17 

his explanation being borne out by the soiled garments of several 
around him, twenty feet at least commenced kicking the fellow, 
who had not yet recovered from the blow from the paving-stone, 
and it is probable he would have been killed then and there, 
had not a body of police forced their way to the spot and rescued 
him, in an insensible state, covered with blood, and beaten 
nearly to a jelly. 

Happily, such want of decorum, and such barbarous scenes as 
I have described, are no longer to be seen at our places of amuse 
ment. I have heard of but a single fight at any of our race 
meetings for fifteen years. That to which I allude took place 
on the Metarie course, at New Orleans, during the ascendency 
of the Thugs. 

Our " glorious fourth," and St. Patrick's day, pass off quietly. 
The bands of firemen, who formerly disgraced our large 
cities with their frequent brawls and fights, have disappeared, 
and the timid and peaceable will no more be disturbed by their 
lawless conduct. Our numerous elections pass off quietly, and 
even the "Boyne water" creates but little excitement among 
our Celtic citizens outside the city of New York. 

New York, once considered the worst-governed city in the 
United States, and as entirely given over to rowdyism, has, 
within the last few years, carried her elections peaceably in com 
parison with former times. During the presidential election of 
1864, not a single fight took place, nor was there a drunken man 
to be seen in the streets ; but this surprising state of things in 
the annals of New York was doubtless due in a great measure 
to the presence in the city of Gen. Butler with a large body of 
troops a fact which, no doubt, produced on many a very moral 
effect. It is true, our police force is now larger and better or 
ganized than formerly, but if the people had not learned to ap 
preciate good Srder, the police would be powerless. Formerly, 
the people enjoyed a fight, and, so far from assisting any lawful 
authority to prevent or break up a disturbance, would actually 
hinder them in the discharge of their duty. Places of amuse 
ment and drinking saloons have increased with the increase in 
our population, yet there is less drunkenness at the present 
time than forty years ago, and rowdyism is also happily on the 
decline. This change for the better has not been wrought by 
religious sects, or the teachings of any of their creeds. It is 



18 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

due to a better acquaintance with the world. The press, tele 
graphs, railroads, and public schools, have been our great re 
formers. The large amount of emigration from other countries 
has made us acquainted with a new race of beings. Many of 
their customs we have adopted, their more gentle manners have 
had a tendency to soften many of the rougher traits in our char 
acters. If we still stick to the "red eye" whiskey, it is not 
now, as formerly, the prevalent drink. From the emigrants we 
have learned the use of malt liquors and light wines, and couce- 
quently there is not the same amount of drunkenness in the 
country, with a population of nearly forty millions, as when we 
numbered scarcely one-third as many. 



CHAPTER II. 

EARLY DATS. 

Facing the court-house, and within a % few doors of the "Old 
Hickory" tavern, stood a one-story frame building, with a goodly 
roof. 

The front of this building was painted white, and a bright yel 
low door, on each side of which was a window with green Vene 
tian blinds, afforded the only means of egress and ingress ; and 
the flaming gilt letters on the sign-board over the door inform 
ed the public that this was the establishment of " Giles & Mor 
ris, Merchant Tailors." 

The inside of this institution, which was about twenty feet in 
width, and something more than double that number in depth, 
was divided by a partition into two apartments. The first of 
these, which was the business part of the establishment, had a 
planed floor, a plastered ceiling, and handsomely papered walls, 
which were ornamented with penny pictures of hunting and fish 
ing scenes, racing and trotting horses, etc. 

Near the partition, which divided the "store " from the work 
ing department, stood a long pine table or counter, on which 
was arranged several bolts of foreign and domestic cloth, and on 
the three shelves supported against the partition were various 
descriptions of goods belonging to the tailoring business. The 
furniture consisted of half a dozen cane-seat chairs, a ragged 



EARLY DAYS. 19 

sofa, and a large mirror, in which the customers of Giles <te Morris 
were wont to inspect their newly-made clothing. A door in the 
aforementioned partition gave entrance to the work department, 
which had also another entrance in the rear of the building. 

As far as appearances were concerned, this room had not the 
remotest claim to respectability. The flooring and walls were 
composed of unplaned hoards, and the rough beams, on which 
rested the flooring of the upper story, were uncovered. It was 
furnished with a tailoring table of a size to accommodate about 
three workmen, a few pine benches, several splint-bottomed chairs, 
a water-pail, a wash-basin, and a large metal stove. 

In a corner of the room was a rough staircase, which led to the 
regions above, where worn-out articles of various descriptions 
were stored, to be out of the way. One corner of this lumber- 
room was reserved, however, as a kind of arsenal, for storing shot 
guns, rifles, game-bags, nets, fishing tackle, etc., etc. 

Giles and Morris were both married, but I was the sole offspring 
of that illustrious firm. My father, John Morris, and his partner, 
had conducted the only respectable tailoring business in the 
place, since the year 1825, at which time they emigrated there, 
from Pittsburg, which city was the native place of both. 

The business yielded them a very respectable living, and, had 
they been at all provident, they might have easily laid by some 
thing for a rainy day. But the firm of Giles & Morris never 
looked ahead to meet trouble, but were firm believers in an old 
Irish adage, which affirms that " It's time enough to bid the devil 
good morning when you meet him." They loved life for the en 
joyment which it afforded them. Both were mighty hunters, 
and the life of the sporting fraternity in Marietta. They were 
organizers and directors of all hunting and fishing excursions, 
the umpires j,t quarter-races, cock-fights, dog-fights, bull-baits, 
bear-baits, etc. The two latter amusements, now almost un 
known, were in those days very popular. Both habitually dress 
ed in the style of hunters, and never moved without a retinue of 
pointers, setters and spaniels, at their heels ; while at their res 
idences they never failed to have chained one or two fierce 
bull-dogs, which they were always ready to match in a fight 
against any other animals of the canine species, for sums vary 
ing from twenty-five to one hundred dollars. 

They had also a fine breed of game-cocks, distributed on dif 
ferent farms in the vicinity, with which they were not averse to 



20 WANDERIKGS OF A VAGABOND. 

fight a main with any cockers who disputed the invincible prow 
ess of the birds of the firm of Morris & Giles. 

I suppose there never before or since existed a firm where per 
fect good feeling and tranquillity reigned so supremely as with 
my father and his associate. Whatever was done by one part 
ner was cordially endorsed by the other. Any business contract 
entered into by one partner received the full concurrence of the 
other. And if one commited any little indiscretion, such as go 
ing on a spree and spending or gambling away the money belong 
ing to the firm, the amount so appropriated was set down as 
" expenses," and not the slightest misunderstanding or bickering 
took place. "A bully firm" was the verdict of the sports of the 
town. I think no husbands were kinder or more attentive to 
their wives, no ladies in Marietta dressed better than my mother 
and the wife of my father's partner, and I believe they were lov 
ing and faithful wives. My parents lived very happily together, 
according to my best recollections, during the short time they 
were permitted to remain on this earth with me. To me they 
were affectionate and indulgent, more especially my mother, who 
was a person of some literary attainments, and spent her leisure 
hours reading books of travel, novels, poetry, etc. As for my 
father, the only book of any sort he was ever known to open was 
his ledger. 

In the summer of 1832 the town was visited by that fell 
scourge whose poisonous sting has defied the researches of 
medical science the Asiatic cholera. Among its victims were 
both my parents ; struck down within an hour of each other. 
Amid this rapid havoc of death I was left alone, too young to 
understand the loss I had suffered, or that I was the last of my 
race. If my parents left any relatives behind them, they have 
never come within the scope of my knowledge. 

Death therefore dissolved the firm of " Giles & Morris; " but 
the business was continued by the remaining partner, and the 
large sign -board over the door remained unchanged. Mr. Giles 
had many advantageous offers of partnership, all of which liu re 
fused, affirming that a copartnership existed between him and 
myself, for I had fallen under his guardianship, together with the 
property my parents had left, which consisted of the house where 
we had lived, its furniture, and a half interest in the tailor's shop, 
and the ground on which it stood. 



PROFESSION. 21 

CHAPTEE III. 

PROFESSION. 

Shortly after the death of my parents, I was consigned to the 
care of an old Irishman, Peter McBirney by name, who had 
been chosen by the godly Presbyterians to preside over the 
Academy of Marietta, and to enlighten the understanding, cor 
rect the tempers, and form the manners of the youth of the 
place. During the five years which I passed under the fos 
tering care of the venerable McBirney, he managed to flog some 
of the rudiments of reading, writing, and ciphering, into my 
cranium. He was a severe master, and used the rod upon his 
scholars with an unsparing hand, and what little education I re 
ceived from him cost me many tears and stripes. When I could 
read, write, and cast up accounts tolerably, Mr. Giles considered 
my education finished, and removed me from the care of this 
worthy old gentleman, and transferred me to the tailoring board, 
where it was intended I should learn the trade of my father; but 
it requires two to make a bargain, and my worthy foster-father 
and myself were by no means in accord on the subject. The 
business was hateful to me. A tailor ! My ambitious soul 
soared far above such a commonplace occupation. In fact, I 
had no desire to learn any trade, but had a romantic idea of 
being a rover and of seeing the world a desire which was 
strengthened by reading novels, and books of travels, of which I 
was inordinately fond. My fond foster-parents saw with grief 
my intractable disposition, for their minds were set on my occupy 
ing the vacant place of my father in the respectable firm of 
"Giles & Morris;" but "the best laid schemes of mice and 
men gang aft aglee," and they were doomed to disappointment. 
Often did my poor foster-mother, with tears in her eyes, prophesy 
that I should leave this world in the presence of a large audience 
some fine day, my exit being facilitated by "Jack Ketch," and 
that all the cares they had lavished on me would be repaid by 
my bringing their gray hairs in sorrow and shame to the grave. 
But, I am happy to say, none of these somber predictions have 
been verified. So far, I have escaped with my life, and never, I 
believe, either brought shame or sorrow to the hearthstone of 



22 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

my kind benefactors (contrary, I doubt not, to their expectations), 
or allowed want to visit their door in their old age. And when a 
kind Providence relieved them from the burdens of this life, I 
caused a neat head-stone to be placed at the grave of each, on 
which were recorded their names, ages, and many virtues. 

Had I been less obstinate in refusing to comply with the 
wishes of my foster-parents, I might have been to-day a respect 
able member of society, one of the ruling lights of Marietta, per 
haps possibly its Mayor, or even Governor of Ohio! Who 
knows ? Perhaps I might be rich in gold ; the owner of wide 
domains; the father of numerous sons and daughters, surround 
ed by hosts of friends, sincere, no doubt, so long as their inter 
ests led them to be so. 

While wealth is yours, and fortune smiles, friends will throng 
around, and, like vultures, batten upon you ; but let the fickle 
jade desert you, and the cold shade of adversity fall upon you, 
and they will leave you as quickly as rats will abandon a sinking 
ship. Friendship is a holy name, but bow shamefully abused by 
man ! Friendship, separated from interest, is almost as difficult 
to discover as the rejuvenating springs in the everglades of 
Florida, which so long haunted the dreams of the knightly cut 
throats of Spam. K friendship can exist between the wicked, 
the voluptuous, rncu of business, or politicians. The first have 
only accomplices, the second companions, the third partners, 
the fourth designing associates. It is only among the truly vir 
tuous that friendship can exist. As I was a disobedient and 
wayward boy, and have led a thriftless and roving life, I am 
possessed of neither honors, wealth, nor friends. Destiny de 
creed it ; everything is governed by its immutable laws. 

Jupiter, supreme over gods and men, was ignorant that at 
the birth of Thetis, the fates had decreed that her offspring 
should be greater than his father, and had it not been for the 
dark hints thrown out by the Titan, whom he had chained to a 
rock, as a punishment for stealing fire from heaven, for the bene 
fit of mankind, would have made her Queen of Heaven. The 
Titan exchanged his secret for his liberty, and Juno was made 
Queen of Heaven instead of the mother of Achilles. 

If I did not learn the tailoring business under the worthy 
Giles, I in a great measure transacted his business for him, 
keeping his books, making out and collecting his bills, and 
otherwise rendering myself useful to him. 



PROFESSION. 23 

For many years, old Scruggs, a bottle-nosed blue Presbyterian, 
and one of the "unco guid," was prosecuting attorney for the 
town of Marietta, notwithstanding the "efforts of the "jolly 
boys " at every election, to oust him from his office. The old 
cock knew his strength, however, and also knew his foes. And 
whenever one of the boys found himself in the strong grip of 
the law, he looked for no mercy at the hands of Scruggs, and 
certainly found none. From the moment he was installed in his 
office, he allowed no opportunity to slip of showing his hostility 
to the firm of " Giles & Morris," whose place was considered by 
the "unco guid" of Marietta to be the head-quarters of all the 
reprobates for miles around, and a hot-bed of deviltry in general. 
The mysterious gatherings which took place nightly in that 
building could be for no good purpose. Had not young Morton, 
a well-to-do dealer in the grocery line, been ruined there, and 
been obliged to fly from the town from inability to meet the de- 
'mands of his creditors? Did not poor Jenkins, chief clerk in 
the mercantile firm of "Clarke & Fisher, "embezzle the money 
of his employers, and gamble it away at the tailor-shop of Giles 
& Morris, and, in consequence, had also fled to parts unknown? 
Was it not publicly known that John Travis, the landlord of 
the "Old Hickory," had for years been decoying his guests to 
that infamous place, that they might be robbed of their money 
at cards ? Was it not common talk, not only in Marietta, but 
for miles around, that the establishment was nothing more nor 
less than a gambling-hell? Notwithstanding this, and the 
active means of Scruggs and his associates, who stuck at no 
underhanded measures to accomplish their ends, the nightly 
visitors of the firm of "Giles & Morris" managed to escape 
the punishment which their enemies were burning to inflict upon 
them. During the life of my father, the sheriff, with a posse of 
citizens, had once burst open the door at the back of the tailor- 
shop, in the expectation of arresting a party of gamblers while 
engaged at their nefarious business. But they only discovered 
several gentlemen in conversation over whiskey and cigars in 
the working department, and, to their great chagrin and confu 
sion, saw no signs of cards, nor any indication whatever that 
the inmates had met for the purpose of gambling. This occur 
rence created no small stir in the little town. Many of the 
citizens who abhorred gambling as much as theft were not at all 



24 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

prepared to sanction the forcible entry into a house by the 
officers of the law, unless armed with authority by a magistrate. 
Such a precedent was- a dangerous one, and contained a menace 
against the rights of domestic privacy, which many of the reli 
gious and respectable citizens were not disposed to tolerate. 

But Puritanism held its potent sway over the officers and the 
courts, and scarcely a lawyer could be found hi the place, who 
possessed sufficient courage to take a stand against its tyranny. 
I forgot to say that after the sheriff and his party had perpe 
trated the outrage mentioned, they retired without making any 
arrests, or the smallest excuse for their unwarrantable conduct. 
The firm of Giles & Morris, when the district court next sat, 
brought before that honorable body the outrage it had suffered, 
and appealed to it for protection against similar violent visits in 
the future, but the appeal was treated with indifference, if not 
with contempt. 

The result of this descent of the sheriff and his followers, and - 
the refusal of the court to take any action on this outrage, was 
the formation of a new political party in the town, being the first 
blow ever struck there against the absolute sway of Puritanism. 
The firm of Giles & Morris were the head and front of this 
new faction, and fu-ound them rallied all the free-livers and free 
thinkers in the v.cinity. From the rivermen and longshoremen 
residing in the place it gained its greatest support. The opposi 
tion, like all parties, had its platform ; and among the many 
planks in it was one advocating the introduction into the place 
of gin-shops, bowling-alleys, billiard-saloons and other like 
places of amusement. In its infancy the new party seemed but 
a speck on the horizon ; but it gained strength year by year, un 
til it became so powerful as to be a serious thorn in the flesh 
to the faction in power, which had been watching its growth 
with no little uneasiness. The second year after the death of 
my parents, the Puritans and the opposition contested the bit 
terest election ever held in Marietta the former, as usual, being 
victorious. The feelings of both parties were aroused to a war 
footing, though, happily, the affair passed without blood having 
been spilled. Mr. Scruggs and his followers now became satisfied 
that nothing short of the total extinction of the firm of Giles & 
Morris would sustain them in power. Accordingly, one night, when 
no moon or stars mitigated in the slightest degree the Cimmerian 



PROFESSION. 25 

darkness, and scarcely a twinkling light was to be seen in the 
quiet little town, the sheriff and about twenty men, citizens of 
the place, met by preconcerted arrangement at his house, and 
proceeded with noiseless steps towards the building occupied by 
the obnoxious parties, where it was supposed gambling took 
place. Mr. Scruggs accompanied the expedition, in order to 
give to its acts the sanction of lawful authority. The party halt 
ed silently at the door at the rear of the establishment, which 
was ordered by the sheriff to be opened. Not receiving any re 
sponse to his summons, he burst the door open, with the assist 
ance of his companions ; when, however, they attempted to enter, 
they were confronted with the muzzles of seven or eight double- 
barreled guns, which had such an effect on them, that their 
courage, like Bob Acre's, " oozed out at their finger-ends," and 
from which they turned and fled incontinently. 

When it became known, on the following day, that the sheriff 
had been resisted in the discharge of his duty, a terrible excite 
ment stirred the town to its depths ; such outlawry was unknown 
there, and an indignation meeting was called, which was presid 
ed over by the Presbyterian minister, and in which Scruggs and 
his colleagues, in stirring speeches, advocated the entire annihi 
lation of the firm of Giles & Morris, and everything pertaining 
thereto. His proposal was carried by acclamation, and before 
time had been allowed for matters to cool, a motley throng of 
more than two hundred people were moving towards the prem 
ises occupied by the parties concerned, with the determination 
to wipe it from the face of the earth. But their benovelent pur 
pose was frustrated ; for, when they reached the place, they found 
over forty determined men, armed with rifles, ready to protect it at 
any cost. This unexpected sight cooled their ardor, and after some 
muttering and threats, they abandoned their hostile intentions 
and dispersed. ''Scruggs, finding himself defeated in his attempts 
to break the law, 'fell back upon it to consummate his revenge. 
Giles and as many as twenty of his associates were indicted for 
sedition, and nearly every other crime in the statutes of the State. 
But the determined resistance of those parties, to the attacks 
on them, convinced the Puritans that it was no use to push mat 
ters, unless they were prepared to fight. The court was willing 
to set aside the indictments brought against Giles and his friends, 
and to entertain the opinion that they had some rights in the 



26 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

community, even if it were suspected they were in the habit of 
breaking the laws by participating in gambling. After all, courts 
of justice are composed of only human intelligences, who dispense 
justice according to public opinion, instead of the spirit of the law. 
When, a few years before, Giles accused the sheriff before the court 
with having forcibly entered his premises in direct violation of 
the law, the court would not listen to him, because he had no 
power in the community. When he became powerful enough to 
resist the encroachments of the authorities, the eye of the court 
was open to conviction; it decided that the sheriff had over 
stepped his authority when he attempted to break into the house 
of a private citizen, without a warrant from a magistrate, for the 
purpose of arresting suspected gambling parties. This decision 
freed the firm of Giles & Morris from the forcible visitations of 
the officers of the law, but not from espionage. Scruggs was ever 
on the alert to obtain evidence against the nightly frequenters of 
the place, but his attempts were generally frustrated. The grand 
jury sat but once in six months. Before the assembling of that 
august body, Giles and his friends, or at least those of them who 
had any fear of being summoned, would generally contrive to be 
absent on a fishing or hunting excursion, and not return until the 
danger was past Since the opposition party had developed its 
strength, some of its members were on the jury at each session ; 
and if the tales were true, which Giles and a few of his intimate 
friends used to chuckle over, they had timely warning whenever 
a grand jury was disposed to be troublesome. There were men 
on those juries, who held the strange idea that one's first duty 
was to protect one's friends, and, when that hung in the balance, 
were not half as particular about the secrets which hang around 
the august proceedings of grand juries, as was Hamlet's father 
about those of his "prison-house." 



TKB CLUB. 27 

CHAPTER IV. 

THE CLUB. 

The club, which assembled nearly every night at the tailor's 
shop, numbered about fifteen, and was composed of lawyers, 
doctors, merchants, farmers and mechanics. Mr. Giles was its 
presiding officer, and no person could gain admittance without 
the concurrence of the President, and at least six of its members. 
No spies or garrulous persons had a ghost of a chance of entering 
the doors while any kind of gambling was going on. The gamb 
ling was usually confined to the working department; when this 
became so crowded as to admit no more tables, the store was 
used. The two, three or four journeymen constantly employed 
by Mr. Giles, and who were also members, during the day 
worked in the back room, and if a press of business protracted 
their services into the evening, occupied the store. 

The different species of gambling carried on at this club 
were poker, brag, euchre, all-fours, whist, "vingt-et-un," and 
"snaps" at faro. For use in the latter game, Giles had provided 
an old sheet-iron dealing-box, and about two hundred large horn 
buttons, besides a piece of black cloth with thirteen cards pasted 
on it, ranging from the ace to the king for a lay-out. The entire 
profits of the club went into the pockets of Giles, and was a very 
respectable revenue. Cards for playing all games except faro 
and vingt-et-un were sold to the players at twenty-five cents a 
pack, thus affording a clear profit of fifteen cents on every pack 
sold. At poker, a check was deducted from the pool, for the 
house, whenever threes or over were exposed, and at brag 
whenever a fijll was exposed ; let the check be one cent or one 
dollar, the claims of the house were always the same. The house 
claimed ten per cent, of the winnings each "snap" at faro, and 
the same from the winnings of each game of vingt-et-un. Out of 
this revenue the house was expected to supply its guests with li 
quors and cigars, but when lunches were desired they were pro 
cured from the "Old Hickory Tavern," at the expense of the per 
son or persons ordering. During the hours devoted to play, 
everything was done in a quiet and orderly manner. In fact, they 
dared not do otherwise. The fear of detection and conviction 



28 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

held in check all who might otherwise have been disposed to 
be quarrelsome over their losses. Whenever differences of opin 
ion arose regarding points of play or other matters belonging to 
the game, the question in dispute was left to the decision of any 
single person who could be agreed upon by both, and whose de 
cision was final. If one or both parties were unwilling, as was 
sometimes the case, to leave the vexed question to the decision 
of a single person, each chose a referee, whose decisions were 
considered final, provided they could agree. In the event of 
their disagreement, the referees chose an umpire, who deter 
mined the matter. But this last method of settling a dispute 
was seldom required. Giles, being the high authority on all 
subjects in dispute, was generally appealed to, to give his deci 
sion a duty he performed with the utmost willingness, whether 
able to do so properly or not. 

The principal gatherings, and those which were the most 
lucrative to Giles, took place on Saturday evenings, when 
could be found gathered in the club-room the whole sporting 
fraternity of Marietta and its vicinity. On these nights, from 
four to five tables were in full blast, running poker and brag 
games, from five to twenty -five cent ante, while snaps at 
faro and vingt-et-n > would be also going forward. The hickory- 
bottomed chairs a.ud pine tables used for the games were con 
cealed in the loft overhead during the day, and brought out at 
night, as they were wanted for use. None of the members or 
visitors to this club could be ranked even as third-rate players. 
The best among the members were two men named John Clarke 
and Eichard Rathbon respectively, who were partners in a 
grocery store, as well as in their gambling operations. To 
these gentlemen the "club" had for many years been a source 
of profit. They did not cheat their adversaries at play, for the 
simple reason that they knew nothing about the method of 
doing so, but they were more skillful and cautious players than 
any others belonging to the club, or any of those who were in 
the habit of frequenting it. The next best card-player, after 
those I have mentioned, was an old member named Hicks, who 
was the owner of the principal blacksmithing business in the 
place. The old fellow indulged only in poker, brag, and all- 
fours. He was a shrewd and cautious player, never allowing 
himself to be disturbed by his losses, and for many years had 



THE CLUB. 29 

been in the habit of visiting the club, and depending on it as a 
source of revenue. The three individuals named had been the 
chief winners for more than eight years, during which time it 
had yielded them a rich harvest. The most unfortunate mem 
ber of the club was Jim Willis, the ablest lawyer in the place, 
but the poorest card-player. He was the best producer of 
money that frequented the place, always anxious to play high, 
and had proven himself a rich placer to the three worthies men 
tioned. John Travis, the landlord of the " Old Tavern," was a 
great support to the club, from the fact of his introducing so 
many of his guests there, but he was careful to present only 
those for whose integrity and secrecy he could vouch. Though 
Travis played but little himself, he managed to pocket a portion 
of the spoils by taking at times a stated interest in the play of 
Rathbon or Clarke, and occasionally in that of old Hicks. 
Nearly all the other frequenters of the place knew little or noth 
ing about cards, and made their visits to the club more a matter 
of pleasure than gain. "But pleasures are like poppies spread," 
says the poet, and the verdant visitors to the club often were 
able to echo the sentiment to their cost, and found they had 
paid exceedingly "dear for the whistle/' as frequently happens 
to visitors to all such places, who love to dabble in play for their 
own amusement. When this class of players win, a little satis 
fies them. When unfortunate, they increase their stakes in 
order to regain their losses, and in nine cases out of ten leave the 
table penniless. My foster-father, John Giles, was the most 
desperate player of the club, and comparatively a poor one. He 
either won everything in the shape of money there was to win, 
or, as was much more frequently the case, lost all his own. But 
he never gambled away more than the ready cash which he had 
on hand. As^I made myself useful to the customers of my 
foster-father during the day, I soon extended my services into 
the evening, and made myself useful to the frequenters of that 
part of our establishment where the club assembled during the 
night. I soon made myself acquainted with the duties belonging 
to this department, and took care of the interests of my foster- 
father, according to the best of my knowledge and ability. Noth 
ing afforded me more pleasure, at that time, than to watch the 
gamblers in their efforts to obtain possession of each other's 
money. The distance between observing and learning that 



30 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

which interests us strongly is but short, and in little more than 
a year's time I could play all the games in vogue then, more 
scientifically than any member of the club. Many of them 
would at times play with me for stakes even those who had 
sons of their own near my age. But I had grown up among 
their amusements, and the boy was forgotten in the companion. 
So I played, won and lost my money with them, and was treated 
in most respects as their equal. I was different from most boya 
of my age, who are apt to abuse a familiar intercourse with men ; 
I did not seek the society of boys, even of those older than my^ 
self. Those persons I met in the card-room I never recognized 
on the street, unless first accosted by them ; I was attentive and 
obliging to all, and, to use a slang poker-phrase, I never "chip 
ped in" when conversation was taking place, unless it was quite 
proper for me to do so, and, young as I was, I gained the respect 
and confidence of nearly every visitor to the rooms. 



CHAPTER V. 



Was one of the persons introduced to the club by John Travis. 
He was commander and part owner of the steamboat " States 
man," then making weekly trips between the ports of Marietta 
and Cincinnati. Every Saturday night found her at the former 
town, where she remained until the Monday morning following, 
when she started again for Cincinnati. Capt. Smith was about 
forty years old, tall and thin, with stooping shoulders, lank 
black hair, which hung in long elf-locks about his ears, dark, 
piercing eyes, a hooked nose, and a very sallow complexion. 
Neither moustache nor whiskers adorned his moody coun 
tenance, and his gait was slouching and ungainly. His foppish 
style of dress added to his ungraceful appearance. A long 
swallow-tail coat, of fine black cloth, with pantaloons of the 
same material, a red velvet vest, a ruffled shirt with a 
high standing collar, and shiny stove-pipe hat, completed 
his attire. A large cluster-pin and four diamond studs 
adorned the bosom of his shirt, and around his neck was fes 
tooned an immense gold chain, while from his fob depended 



CAPTAIN WILLIAM SMITH. 31 

another, to which was attached several large seals He was a 
man of but few words, which, by the bye, were straight to the 
purpose, and drawled them out in a low, measured tone. The 
Captain, on being introduced to the club, said he never played 
any game at cards, except poker, and that only for amusement. 
His appearance created quite a sensation, and Clarke, Rathbon, 
and even Hicks and Giles expected to get some fine pickings 
from him. Of course they had but one night in the week to 
work him. On the night of his introduction they managed to 
get about eighty dollars out of him ; but on the seven succeed 
ing Saturday nights he did not once fail to rise from the table a 
considerable winner. The ante was at first only ten cents, which 
was gradually raised to twenty-five, and could some of the party, 
more especially Clarke and Rathbon, have had their desire, 
would have been raised to a dollar. But the Captain, strange 
to say, was a timid player, and refused repeatedly to have the 
ante raised higher than twenty-five cents. From such games 
as these, he won, night after night, sums varying from twenty- 
five to fifty dollars. Of course the boys thought him a very 
lucky customer, but his success, instead of discouraging them, 
only made them more anxious for his game, and impatient of 
their time, until Saturday night brought the " Statesman " in 
to her well-known place at the wharf of Marietta. 

The Captain, while seated at play, was always very uneasy 
lest his cards should be seen by the bystanders. He allowed no 
one to sit or stand behind him, and, after his first sitting, so 
placed his chair that no one by any possibility could overlook 
his hand, viz.: by sitting close in the corner and drawing the 
table to him. His behavior, strange to the members of the 
club for all were accustomed to expose their cards freely to the 
bystanders created no little speculation. The Captain became 
aware of this, and tried to explain his mistrustful manners, 
while at play, by saying that he was nervous, and that it annoy 
ed him if any person looked over his shoulder at the face of his 
cards, before he exposed them on the table. Had the members 
of the club been professional gamblers, they would have con 
cluded at once, from his actions, that his cards had been 
"itemed," but they were not even aware of the existence of 
such frauds. Such rascally tricks as "iteming" the hands of 
players were unknown at the rooms of our club. Whatever re- 



32 WA2TDEKINGS OF A YAGABOND. 

marks his opponents might make at the table, in regard to his 
playing, the Captain heeded them not. He was cold as an icicle. 
His whole attention was concentrated on the game. He was 
never elated at his gains, or showed the slightest signs of anger 
or depression at his losses. He was a very indifferent player at 
poker ; so much so, that the poorest player among his adversa 
ries was more than his match. Yet he was almost constantly a 
winner ! 

I had formed a dislike to the Captain the first night he made 
his appearance at the rooms, which was not at all mitigated by 
his insulting me. On that evening, after he had taken his seat 
at the poker table, I stood behind his chair, from whence I 
watched his cards as he lifted them from the table. As soon as 
he discovered my presence, he ordered me away in a surly tone, 
and remarked that I was too young to be hanging round a gam 
ing table. His remark was certainly a very true one, but it 
stung my pride, and made me his enemy. The more I saw of 
the Captain, the more I disliked him, though he never gave me 
any cause, after the night of our first meeting, except to treat 
me with the utmost indifference, and utterly ignore my exist 
ence, while every one else in the room were treating me as 
their equal. I had formed, from my many opportunities, a pretty 
good notion of pi ij , and could at once perceive when players 
made bad, or foolish, or unusual plays. I was as proficient in 
this respect, at poker, or brag, as at any other of the short card 
games. The Captain's actions and manner of playing had on 
several occasions attracted, from me, more than usual notice. 
I observed that he played very badly, often making ill-timed 
bluffs, and that he was most successful in winning pools on nis 
own deal ; that he then bet more heavily, and that when his 
hands were called, he would show down on the table threes of a 
denomination that he had exposed on the hand which had been 
called previously. I had seen this done as many as three times 
consecutively. I noticed, after some close watching, that he 
placed his cards at the bottom of the pack, when he shuffled for 
a new deal, and that he never disturbed these cards in the 
shuffle. All this made me suspect that the Captain had some 
how the best of his adversaries. But how? was the question. 
It was beyond my comprehension. With all my boasted know 
ledge, I was at a loss to understand how he procured so many 



CAPTAIN WILLIAM SMITH. 33 

large hands, when he dealt the cards. I mentioned my sus 
picions to Mr. Giles, and was told in return that I was a fool ! 
which indignity only spurred me on the more to unravel the 
mystery. Could I only get a sight of his cards, I said to myself, 
the riddle would perhaps be solved. Such was the brilliant 
idea which flashed through my troubled brain, after cogitating 
for many days over the manner in which the Captain managed 
his game of poker. 

To see his cards without his knowledge, or that of any one 
else, myself excepted, I hit upon the following plan : I bored a 
hole through one of the weather-boards of the house, in the cor 
ner where the Captain usually sat while playing, in a position 
where I could get a plain view of his cards. This I finished two 
days before the arrival of the " Statesman" in port, days which 
seemed to me weeks, so anxious was I to put my plan to the test. 
At last the eventful evening arrived, and with it the Captain. 
The game was made up of Giles, Rathbon, Willis, Hicks, and the 
Captain. The game was full-deck poker, the winner of the 
pool always dealing. (I mention this because twenty-deck poker 
was a very favorite game also, at that period, throughout the 
country ; that is, to discard from the pack all the cards in the 
pack, except the kings, queens, aces, jacks, and tens. But when 
a game was made up of more than four players, the full pack 
was used. These games have long since fallen into disuse, and 
have been superseded by the popular game of draw poker.) The 
party each put twenty-five cents in the pool, none of them 
showing more than fifty dollars on the table. When the game 
was fairly under way, I left the room quietly and unnoticed, 
went to my place of espial, and silently withdrew the peg I had 
inserted, to prevent discovery. As I expected, my position was 
a favorable jjne. The Captain's cards, as he held them 
spread out la his hand, were as plainly visible as if I myself 
held them. For the space of an hour he held no pairs 
among his cards, which would win him a pool, and made 
several attempts on small ones, by making ill-timed bluffs, to 
win one, but was caught, and obliged to pay the penalty. In 
this luck he played until his stake had vanished, when he 
renewed it with fifty dollars more. Mr. Giles had his feathers 
up, and every bluff the Captain made he called him out or run 
over him and forced him to lay down his hand. He was using the 



34 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

entire party pretty roughly, but the Captain showed the same 
imperturbable indifference as he was wont to show on former 
occasions when he was a winner. At the card-table, he 
was a worthy disciple of Zeno. Finally, he picked up a pair 
of aces, and with them won the first pool he had won since 
the play begun. These aces he placed together at the bot 
tom of the pack. When he had dealt the cards, and picked up 
his hand, I discovered'in it the identical aces which he had held 
before. He bet two dollars for the pool. Hicks called him, on a 
pair of queens, and lost. I saw the Captain again place his 
aces in the same position he had before done, and also his 
hand, at the bottom of the pack. My position would not 
permit me to see in what manner he shuffled the pack. 
Again he dealt, and when he once more lifted his cards, the 
aces made their third appearance. With these he won the 
pool, Giles being the sufferer in this instance, having called him 
on a smaller pair. When he showed down his aces, Giles re 
marked, throwing his cards face upwards on the table, "You 
couldn't hold four aces, Captain, for there's the ace of spades/' 
(pointing at the same time to that card among his own). 

"That's so," said the Captain, taking up the cards which 
Giles had thrown upon the table, and, placing the ace of spades 
between his two. placed the three aces at the bottom of the 
pack. When he had shuffled his cards, the portion cut off by 
his right-hand adversary he left on the table and dealt from the 
other portion of the pack. When he again raised his cards, I 
discovered all three of the aces in his hand, to wit, the two he 
first held, and the ace of spades. Willis bet three dollars for the 
pool. The Captain bet him ten more. Willis then threw up his 
hand, and the Captain raked down the money without showing 
his cards. When he again lifted his hand, after dealing, my old 
friends, the aces, made another appearance. This time Hicks 
lost, having bet two dollars for the pool, the Captain betting ten 
more, and being called by Hicks. Again was the same operation 
repeated, the brag was passed up to him, he bet again ten dol 
lars. Rathbon called him, and discovered, to his chagrin, the 
three aces. 

"What!" cried Giles, "three aces again? You must have 
charmed them, they stick so close to you ! " 

"They're good to hold in a tight place," said the Captain, in 
his cold, drawling manner,. 



CAPTAIN WILLIAM SMITH. 35 

The cards were again dealt; the Captain's cards showing 
three aces. The brag being passed up to him, he bet five dol 
lars. Giles called him. " Show your papers, Cap," said Giles, see 
ing him hesitate. " As I cannot show anything worth seeiag, 
I'll let you take the money, Mr. Giles," said the Captain, care 
fully putting his cards in the pack and shuffling them before he 
passed it over to Giles. The remark of Giles about the aces had 
given him a healthy scare, and before he would risk arousing 
suspicion, by showing them again, though such an event was 
hardly probable, he preferred to lose his money. I remained in 
my old position until I had seen him exercise on his adversai'ies 
three queens and subsequently three eights, manipulating them 
in the same manner as the three aces, when I replaced my plug 
and entered the club-room. Taking a seat in front of the Cap 
tain, in order that I might watch him closely, I was but a short 
time in solving the mystery of the three aces, the three queens, 
and the three eights ; they were placed at the bottom of the pack, 
and not disturbed in the shuffle. The cards being dealt round, 
one to each, until the dealer comes to himself, rapid as thought 
he deals one to himself from the bottom instead of the top of the 
pack. This trick is now so old, that the most verdant fools re 
fuse to submit to it ; but for several years after it was introduced, 
many of the shrewdest gamblers in the country were victimized 
by it. Any person by practice can learn to deal from the bot 
tom, but very few can become skillful enough to impose it on a 
party of players, without being detected. Like billiard players, 
they can obtain a certain speed, and no amount of practice can 
make them more perfect. I have seen many skillful "bottom 
dealers," but none who could equal Captain Smith. If his own 
statement was correct, he never had any instruction in it, and the 
principle of it jmanated from his own brain; that is, he devised 
it himself, although the trick had been known to a few sharpers 
some years before. 

The game continued until about four o'clock in the morning, 
when it was broken up by Captain Smith leaving the table, a 
loser for the first time since the night he joined the club. Even 
his advantage over his adversaries could not save him, and he 
left the table, a loser of one hundred and twenty dollars. Giles 
was the only winner, and, as is usual in such cases, was extreme 
ly happy a state that owed something to the large number of 



36 -WANDERINGS OF A VAGAB02TD. 

whiskey toddies of which he had partaken during the evening. 
On our way home he held forth at great length on his superior 
excellence as a poker-player. "Didn't I tell yer, Jack, that 
the Captain was a flat ? Hed a heap of luck, had the Cap 
tain, but I knew, if ever the luck broke, I'd make a fool of him. 
Eh, Jack? Let him keep on playing ; you'll see if I don't 
fetch him from his roost. Eh, Jack ? Ain't that so ?" 
" Yes, sir, I expect so," I replied, carelessly. 
" No, you don't expect anything of the kind ; you're a fool, 
I know^you are ! Didn't you tell me the Cap. was cheating us I 
Ha! ha! ha! ha! That's rich! -Why didn't he cheat to 
night? Didn't I make him squirm? When I beat that ace 
full for him I captured sixty good bucks from him on that 
hand. They may play their cursed nigger-luck on me for 
a while, but 111 bring 'em, whenever the papers breaks even, 
and every one of them fellers too ! If they get ahead of Giles, 
I'll agree to root for acorns the rest of my life," etc., etc. 

I allowed Mr. Giles to have all the conversation to himself, 
until we reached the house, when'I turned him over to the care 
of my foster mother, and retired to my chamber j but it was 
long after daylight before I fell asleep. The discovery I had 
made drove away slumber. What should I do expose the trick ? 
Hatred urged me to expose the Captain. " Expose him !" also 
cried vanity. "Expose him, and receive the praises of your elders 
who had not brains enough to discover they were being fleeced 
by this man." "Pshaw! there's no money in exposure," said 
prudence; "don't be a fool ; put money in thy purse. Ha ! did 
not that prince of villains, lago, say so ? And is he not high 
authority on the subject ? Who refuses to follow his sage and 
moral teachings ? Does your meek minister of the gospel, your 
blatant moralist, or your astute lawmaker, or your ermined dis 
penser of justice ? By no means ! Does not each and all look 
out to take precious good care of number one, and feather his 
own nest particularly well ? If the Captain's secret could be 
made beneficial to me, why should I expose it I Why should 
I give it away to others ? No I no ! Captain, my boy, 111 not 
expose you, but I'll try and make some money out of you." 



DIPLOMACY. 37 

CHAPTER VI. 

DIPLOMACY. 

About seven in the evening I repaired to the wharf, to meet 
the Captain, on his way up from his boat to the tailors' shop. 
My watch was longer than I expected, and gave me ample 
opportunity to collect myself for the interview. For the deli 
cate piece of diplomacy, in which I was about to launch, I had 
had a full week to deliberate and arrange my plans. I had 
already settled Giles; that is, I had placed him in such a position 
as disabled him, at least for the present, from playing any more 
poker. That he would not borrow money for that purpose I 
knew, and consequently felt secure, as far as he was concerned, 
for a time at least. After his last game he had in ready money 
a little over six hundred dollars, and was, I knew, indebted to 
his cloth-merchant, Mr. Campbell, eleven hundred for goods. I 
urged him to pay over what ready money he had, towards the 
debt. " No," he replied ; " I never make half-way payments." 
" But you may lose your money, and the cloth bill is really get 
ting too large. Pay in what money you have, before you lose it, 
Mr. Giles," I remonstrated, but all to no purpose. " I shan't 
do it," he tartly replied; "I am going to win a pile with this 
money I've got ; you see if I don't, Jack," he cried, shaking his 
head and mumbling on at me as if desirous of effacing any un 
pleasant impression. 

Seeing that further attempts in this quarter would be useless, 
I changed my tactics by calling on Mr. Campbell, whom I re 
quested to dun Giles for seven hundred dollars, explaining that 
he had nearlythat amount on hand, and being in one of his 
spreeing moods, was likely to squander it. I told him that my 
only object was to save Giles, and requested that my visit might 
be kept a profound secret from him, as he would be very angry 
should he find I had been meddling with his affairs. Mr. Camp 
bell, who had been for many years the warmest friend Giles had 
in the place, and who had never once, during the long period of 
their business relations, sent a bill to him, but allowed him al 
ways to settle his accounts with him at his own convenience, 
promised all I asked, and sympathized with my efforts to prevent 

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38 WAXDERIXGS OF A VAGABOND. 

Giles from squandering his money. That same day he called 
upon Giles and presented his bill in full, on the plea that his 
merchants in Baltimore were pushing him for money, and 
begged Giles to pay what he could on account, if unable to meet 
the full amount. Such an appeal from this quarter was more 
than Giles could resist, and he immediately handed over six 
hundred and forty dollars, which was all he had, and told Mr. 
Campbell that he would borrow the balance for him immediate 
ly. Mr. Campbell insisted that the amount he had received was 
sufficient for his present wants, and the two parted the best of 
friends ; Giles, to my great satisfaction, being left without a dol 
lar in ready cash. My first effort in diplomacy having proved so 
successful, I was now waiting on the wharf to put my second in 
execution. 

It was a beautiful evening in the beginning of April. No 
signs of life were visible on the levee, save the few lights that 
twinkled aboard the "Statesman," the only steamer at the 
wharf. The absence of drays, carts, and toiling men and 
brutes, told that the week's labor was ended on the wharf of 
Marietta. The clock on the court-house was just striking eight 
as I discerned the Captain crossing the gangway-plank of the 
Statesman. He walked slowly up the levee, with his eyes bent 
on the cobble-stoves, as if he was afraid to lift them to the 
bright and tranquil moon which shone above him. Whatever 
may have been the subject of his thoughts, he was so deeply 
plunged into meditation that he did not hear my approach, al 
though I tried to call his attention by clearing my throat loudly, 
and beating the cobble-stones with my feet. "A pleasant even 
ing, Captain ! " I said at last, when he was within a few feet of 
me. The unexpected sound of my voice startled him so much 
that he made a motion to run away ; but quickly recovering 
himself, and ashamed, probably, of being detected in showing 
fear, demanded in a harsh, angry voice, without noticing my sal 
utation, "What are you doin' thar?" 

"Waiting to see you, Captain," I replied. 

"Well ! yer see me, don't yer? What in h 11 d' yerwantf " 

"Don't speak so confounded cross, Captain, I am not going to 
hurt you," I answered. 

"No impudence, youngster, but tell yer business, if yer've got 
any, and be quick about it too." 



DIPLOMACY. 39 

"Very well, sir, I'll do so; I want to go halves with you in 
your poker games; here's my part for the stakes," I replied, 
holding towards him, with my left hand, a roll of bank-bills. 

He stood gazing at me in speechless astonishment and anger 
for some moments, then hissed from between his closed teeth, 
"You want to go halves with me in playing poker, eh?" 

"That's the business which brought me here to night," I 
coolly replied. 

He stared so fiercely at me with his little black eyes sparkling 
with anger, that for a moment I imagined they were going to 
pop out of his head and shoot me ; I stood my ground, however. 

"It is, is it?" he finally ejaculated, still eyeing me from head 
to foot. 

"Nothing more or less, Captain," I rejoined. 

"Why, you d d dirty cub, I'll whip the life out of you." 

"I reckon not, Captain," I rejoined, in the same cool and 
tantalizing tone. 

He made a spring for me, but I was expecting it, and jumped 
nimbly out of his reach. Being foiled in his efforts to get hold 
of me seemed to madden him. He again started for me. But I 
had too much speed for his bottom, and could have easily left 
him far behind, had such been my object. I allowed him to pur 
sue me to the top of the levee, about fifty feet from where we 
first met, then turned and faced him. On he came, fully bent 
on doing me a mischief if I fell into his hands a thing I was fully 
prepared to prevent. I drew from beneath the bosom of my coat, 
a large dragoon pistol, cocked it, and presented the muzzle to 
ward his head, when within a few feet of me. " Stop, or I'll 
fire," I cried, in a determined voice. 

The cockiqg of a pistol jars harshly on the ears of a foe. 
The unexpected sound, together with the flashing of the barrel 
in the bright moonlight, had a terrible effect on the Captain. 
My admonition was useless. The fight was completely knocked 
out of him ; he placed both arms before his face, as if to ward off 
the expected bullet, and stooped at the same time, as if to dodge 
it. Baffled and cowed, he stammered, "Don't kill me, Jack, I 
didn't mean any harm." 

"You did, you ruffian! You did," I almost shouted, for my 
blood was up. 

"Ton honor, Jack, I was only in fun; indeed I was ! Now put 



40 VAXDERI^GS OF A VAGABOND. 

up that pistol, Jack, that's a good soul; it might go off accident 
ally, and you'd be sorry. Do put it up, Jack." 

" No, I shouldn't be sorry for it, either. You'd whip the life 
out of me, would you? I've a good notion to send a bullet 
through your cowardly brains 1 " 

"Don't, Jack; I meant you no harm; I tell you 'twas only a 
joke ; do take away that pistol," he cried, imploringly. 

"I will, on condition that you listen quietly to whatever I have 
to say to you." 

"I'll do anything you want me to, Jack, if you'll put up that 
shootin'-iron : it might go off accidentally !" 

"No, it shan't go off accidentally nor intentionally, if you keep 
your hands off me, and listen quietly," I answered, lowering the 
pistol, but holding it cocked in my hand, as security for his good 
behavior. " Now, Captain, we'll resume business if you please, 
without any more angry words." 

" Yes, well, what is it you want ?" he hurriedly asked, still 
trembling from the effects of his scare. 

"Listen, and I'll tell you in a very few words." 

" Go on." 

"I want an interest with you in your poker-playing at the 
tailor-shop !" 

" And what if I refuse ?" 

" Then you shan't play there anymore." 

" Why not ? Who'll prevent me ?" 

"I will." 

"How?" 

" By exposing to the whole party the trick by which you have 
been packing off their money." 

"I don't understand what you mean, Jack ; it's all Greek tome." 

" If you don't, it's because you don't want to understand," I 
replied; " but I shan't have any difficulty in making those people 
understand me, when I explain to them how you've been robbing 
them, by dealing from the bottom of the pack." 

The accusation knocked him speechless. When he recovered 
the use of his tongue, he stammered out, " Why, J-J-J-ack, you're 
crazy !" 

"Am I?" I asked, calmly. "Let's see if I am? I've been 
watching you for the last month, fully satisfied that you were 
cheating, but was unable to detect how until last Saturday night, 



DIPLOMACY. 41 

when I bored a hole in the house immediately behind you, so 
that I could see the cards in your hand as plainly as you could 
yourself. In the first place, Captain, I'll recall to your memory 
the first pair of aces you held during the play ; with them you won 
the ' pot.' Giles exposed to you the ace of spades which you 
took, and put with your two aces. When you next dealt the cards, 
you held three aces, and you held the same three aces four times 
in succession. The last time you bunched them in the deck, 
after being called for a five dollar brag, because you were afraid 
to show them to the board again. Rather a bad piece of man 
agement on your part, Captain, to deal yourself cards on which 
remarks had already been passed, on account of your holding 
them so often, and then throw away five dollars on them, because 
you had not the courage to show them. Eather bad manage 
ment that, Captain." 

"Indeed!" sneered the Captain. 

" Yes," I replied in the same cool tone ; "I should not have dealt 
myself four aces the third time, and bet on them, unless I had 
sufficient confidence to show them to the board when my hand 
was called." 

" What would you have done in such a case?" he sneeringly 
asked. 

"Why, when Giles made the remark about your holding aces 
so often, I should have bunched them and waited until I had got 
some other kind of threes, and worked them on the party for a 
while, as you did the three queens, and afterwards the three 
eights." 

When I had finished he neither moved nor spoke for several 
moments. Air last he tried to force himself into action with an 
affected laugh, which, in sound, bore more resemblance to the 
bark of a dog than anything else. However, it acted the part of 
opening chorus, and gave him time to regain in a measure his 
scattered senses. 

" A nice cock-and-bull story ! So they made you a spy on me, 
eh ? A fine den of thieves I've got into ! I suppose they sent you 
here to assassinate me too, eh ?" 

" You've lost no money in the den of thieves, as you call it, and 
in whatever robbery has taken place there, you yourself have acted 
the part of robber ; but if you carry off any more plunder from 
there, you'll have to divide equally with me. If I assumed the 



42 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

character of a spy upon your actions, it was at the suggestion of 
no other person, but for the direct object of getting a share in 
the spoils, and I am too greedy to have any partner in the busi 
ness except yourself; so the quicker we come to a friendly 
understanding the better." 

"You say that you've told no one of this nonsensical suspicion 
of yours ?" 

"Not a soul!" 

"What, not even to Giles!" x 

" No, not even to Giles 1" 

" That's wonderful I" 

"Why?" 

" Why ? Because it was your duty to tell him !". 

" Perhaps; but I want to make money, and had I told Giles 
I could not have done so !" 

"Why not?" 

" Because Giles is too honest a man to suffer his friends to be 
robbed if he knows it. Had I told him of this matter, the whole 
country would have known it within an hour." 

"Well, my boy, I'm glad you've been so sensible! If you'd told 
this foolish story to them fellows at the tailor's shop, it might 
have caused some mischief." 

" I'm perfectly aware of it, Captain." 

"Very well, Jack," he said, in a half-coaxing voice; "'I've no 
doubt you believe every word you've told me, but you're wrong ; 
you've let your suspicions run away with your reason. Can't a 
man hold three aces half a dozen times, for the matter of that, in 
succession ? There's nothing strange hi that ! I saw a man hold 
four Jack-fulls one after another, a few days ago, in Cincinnati. 
Nobody thought anything strange of that ! 'cos they knew it was 
possible. I'm sorry such a foolish suspicion has got holt on you, 
Jack, and I'm d d glad you've kept it to yourself; so there's no 
harm done. Now, Jack, I'm willing to forgive and forget every 
thing, if you'll solemnly promise me never to mention this affair 
to any one living. Come ! what do you say ?" 

"Yes, Captain, I'll keep your secret, and also swallow all 
you've been telling me, on one condition, which is that I shall be 
equally interested in all the poker games played by you in 
future at the tailor-shop." 

" That's impossible ! Don't think of it," he returned, shaking 



DIPLOMACY. 43 

his head. " What ! to be mixed up in a gambling transaction 
with a mere boy ! " 

" I want to be interested with you in a stealing, not a gamb 
ling transaction, Captain," I retorted, getting considerably net 
tled at his assumed airs. 

' "Call it what you please," he said. "I'd sooner lose fifty 
dollars of my own money, any time, than one of a boy's." 

"Which means, I suppose, that the game's too good to give 
any of it away." 

" I mean nothing of the kind," he retorted, angrily. " I don't 
want to be concerned in any such business with a boy of your age." 

" Boys of my age have sometimes more sense than men older 
than yourself." 

" They think so, no doubt, especially when not kept in their 
proper places." 

"Maybe you're right, Captain; but that's neither here nor 
there, in this case ; and, as I have had sense enough to catch 
you dealing from the bottom on those sap-heads up there, I 
have also sense enough to benefit my pocket by the discovery ; 
and, to close matters, you must let me have an equal interest 
with you, or you play no more at the tailor's shop." 

" I must, eh ? " 

"That's the word!" 

" And if I refuse, what then ? " 

"I'll expose you!" 

" Very well ; if that's your game, I'll not go there any more." 

" Then I'll be sure to do it." 

"What ! Because I don't go there ? " 

" You must continue playing with the party, and allow me an 
interest in your games, otherwise I'll expose your tricks," I 
answered in a quiet, but firm tone. 

" Well, I see your drift. But if you think, Jack, that you can 
bully me or force me into anything contrary to my own wishes, 
d n it, you're in the wrong channel." 

This vain boast betrayed to me his weakness, and convinced 
me that my point was gained. " You control your own actions, 
Captain," I said, "but those fellows up there," pointing with my 
finger towards the shop, " won't like you any better, when they 
hear you've been chiseling them at poker ; and, let me tell you, 
there's some ugly customers among that party. Can you afford 



44 -WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

to hare the report circulated all through the country, that Cap 
tain Smith is a common swindler at cards? I ask nothing 
unreasonable ; I have my share of the money necessary ; and, 
instead of gaming less by my being interested, you will make 
much more than if allowed to go on in your miserable picayune 
way. Why, man, there's ten thousand dollars to be won there !" 

"Ten thousand lice to be won!" was the contemptuous reply 
of the Captain. 

v That's all you know about it. I am speaking the truth, and 
if you wiU but listen to reason, and follow my directions, I'll en 
sure you five thousand for your share, in less than two months' 
time." 

" From whom can it be won? " 

" From several persons, but more particularly from Rathbon 
and Clarke, who are rich, and who have won in the tailor's 
shop during the last three years much more than that amount." 

"And what about Giles?" he asked. 

" He must know nothing of the business," I answered. 

" Well, by G d, you want to beat your own father ! " 

"No," I answered quietly. " Giles shall not play in the 
game." 

" Why not?" he demanded. 

" Because I Save so arranged it that he cannot," I replied. 

"I see! I see ! A d n nice trap you're trying to draw me 

into ! " 

"What trap, Captain?" 

" How do I know ? But I expect you want to get me into the 
tailor's shop and have me robbed and murdered." 

" Well, Captain," I said, laughing, " I could not expect any 
thing better from your distrustful nature ; but listen to reason. 
If those fellows had made a plot to rob and murder you after you 
had entered the place, it was no use for them to send me to de 
coy you, as you have never failed to come of your own free will 
every Saturday night since the one you were introduced there 
and you were on your way there when I met you a short time 
ago. The party are waiting for you, 'tis true ; but to treat you 
with all kindness, as they do every visitor, and to win your 
money, if they can." 

"But you say you've managed so that Giles can't play. 
D n me if I see how? " 



DIPLOMACY. 45 

" I have said already, I dare not make a confidant of him, 
because he would not consent to have any one beat out of their 
money, by foul play, at his place. I have managed to keep him 
from playing by compelling him to pay his debts with what 
ready money he had, and it is not likely, I know, that he will 
soon have any more. So long as he has none, he will never 
bother us, because he won't borrow money to gamble with." 

" You say you've got plenty of money. How much have you 
got now ? " 

" Enough to pay my way with if you should lose a thousand 
dollars." 

" Why, how the h 1 did you come by so much money? " 

" As I am anxious to arrange this matter satisfactorily with 
you, I am willing to tell you everything you wish to know. 
What money I have, I have won during the last two years, play 
ing cards at the tailor's shop." 

"I never saw you playing any cards there, and I should not 
suppose any one would play with such a boy as you are ! " 

" Still I have done so, and every man you have seen there 
will'aud has repeatedly played with me." 

" And you've beat 'em ? " 

" I've got their money to show for it, and what's more, besides 
winning it, have kept it in my possession." 

" You're pretty good for your age, and if you keep up your 
lick 'till the hair comes out strong on your face, you'll be a 
light'ner." 

" Well, Captain, I've now given you every assurance of my 
willingness to hetp you in making money, and also all the infor 
mation you have asked me for, to erase from your mind the 
suspicions you seemed to entertain. Now are you willing to 
accept my offer ? It is getting late, the party is waiting for you, 
and I want an interest in your game to-night." 

" But you say you can direct how five times as much as I 
have been making can be made." 

" Yes, twenty times as much ! Nothing is easier. Increase 
the ante whenever they demand it, which Clarke, Willis and 
Rathbon are sure to do, whenever they are losers in a game. 
Any one of them will be willing to increase it up to ten dollars. 
None of the rest of the poker players will consent to play more 
than a dollar ante, and will drop out of the game, which will 



46 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

make it all the easier for you. I want you to break Eathbon 
and Clarke they are too greedy for my use ; and you can do it if 
you will only shove a little more sand in your craw. If you don't 
want to risk your money, I'll take any share in the game you don't 
want." 

" I can stand as much as you can," replied the Captain, sul 
lenly. 

" Well, pitch in then, and -get their money ; you'll find I'll ren 
der you more assistance than you'd expect." 

"Well, Jack, do you think you could keep your mouth shut, 
if we started in together ?" 

"Yes, until the grave shuts over it; would not exposure in 
jure me as much as yourself? Have confidence in me, Captain." 

" Now, if I lose your money don't blame me for it, Jack !" 

" If you lose it, I shall not cry for it ; I made it by gambling." 

I gave him two hundred dollars, and promised that I would 
be careful not to betray, by words or looks, that any intimacy ex 
isted between us, after which we separated. 

It was arranged that I should call on board the " Statesman" 
each day on which she left for Cincinnati, to settle accounts "and 
other matters connected with our compact. 

That night tl*e Captain played poker until after daylight 
with Clarke, Eathbon, Hicks, and a man by the name of Frazer. 
Towards morning the ante was raised to one dollar, and the Cap 
tain rose from the table the winner of three hundred and eighty 
dollars. I met him in his room on the Statesman shortly before 
she started, when he handed me over my money, and my portion of 
last night's spoils. As we parted he said, " Meet me on the wharf 
where we met last time, when we come back." I did so, and con 
tinued to meet him every Saturday night for three months, when 
the river got so low that the " Statesman" had to lay up at Cincin 
nati. The Captain sold his interest in her, and never made his 
appearance again in Marietta, at least while I remained there. 
During my connection with this man, I dreaded him, and never 
met him without being armed. That he hated me I was satisfied, 
and I doubt not would have done me an ill turn, had I ever been so 
unfortunate as to fall into his power. At our rendezvous of an 
evening, I watched him as closely as if he had been a rattlesnake, 
and I was looking for the fatal spring. 

No words except those pertaining strictly to business ever 



MAJOR GEORGE JENKS. 47 

passed between us ; our interviews were brief and entirely to the 
point. 

His dealings with me were honest, and on the whole we divid 
ed between us, four thousand and seven hundred dollars, the 
most of which came from the pockets of Rathbon and Clarke. 

I managed to keep Giles from playing cards with the Captain, 
by inducing him to pay over to Mr. Campbell, at various times, 
what surplus money he had. One night, while drunk, he insisted 
on having a hand in the game, and lost forty dollars, what money 
he had about him. He tried to borrow some, but as I had warn 
ed those playing, that he was unable to pay, he could get no one 
to loan to him, which caused him to leave in disgust, and go 
to bed." 



CHAPTER VII. 

MAJOR GEORGE JENKS. 

The spring had passed away, and with it the volume of water 
which floated palatial steamers on the bosom of the beautiful 
Ohio. The long-sunken bars were drawn to the surface by the 
heat of the sun, and so confined the channel to such narrow and 
shallow limits as almost to impede navigation altogether. Had 
it not been for a few light-draught stern- wheelers, and occasion 
ally a keel or flat-boat which struggled their way painfully, the 
bosom of the river would have been as destitute of life as when 
the savage glided over it in his bark canoe. The town was so 
dull that the arrival of a dinkey at the wharf or the stage-coach 
from the interior created no little excitement, and brought out 
a large portion of the inhabitants to stare at and speculate on 
the few passengers who arrived or departed. 

Like the calm that succeeds the storm, gambling died away 
after the period of unusually high betting at the tailor's shop 
which marked the era of Captain Smith. He had now ceased 
to visit the place. Clarke and Rathbon, who had been his princi 
pal victims, grew despondent because they had no opportunity of 
recovering their losses. Old Hicks would not measure his skill 
with theirs unless more verdant players could be found to make 
up the game, for their losses had made them wolfish. The 



48 WANDEKLNGS OF A VAGABOND. 

pockets of Willis had been drained by the light-fingered Cap 
tain until he was unable to borrow a dollar more. Giles, it is 
true, was willing to play, because it was for his interest to have 
games going on in the shop, but he was no match for such play 
ers as Clarke and Rathbon and Hicks, and I used all the elo 
quence I was master of, as well as every stratagem I could devise, 
to deter him from playing. But my advice and remonstrance 
were equally thrown away. The only way I could succeed was 
to keep him impoverished. The money derived from his busi 
ness, after the payment of necessary expenses, I applied to the 
payment of his debts, and the money which I received from the 
gambling tables for household expenses, or handed over to the 
custody of Mrs. Giles ; and if more than she required, I gave it 
to Mr. G. to dispose of as he pleased. He was not by any 
means disposed to submit in silence to the arbitrary acts of his 
prime minister. Not that he objected to paying his debts, on 
the contrary he was very sensitive about his obligations, and at 
all times anxious to meet them ; but when he had drunk a few 
glasses and wanted to gamble, he imagined that the claims of 
his creditors had no right to interfere with his amusements. On 
these occasions he would insist on my giving him money. He 
was aware that I kept on hand a stock of my own, but had not 
the remotest id.-a of the amount, neither had any one else; for I 
allowed no one to share my confidence regarding the strength 
of my treasury. Giles believed I had four or five hundred dol 
lars, and, as he frequently remarked to his friends, a suction-pipe 
of forty-horse power could not draw any portion of it out of me. 
My frequent refusals to loan him money to gamble with made 
him very angry, and he indulged in such ill-tempered expres 
sions, bitter gibes, and sometimes everr threats of violence, as 
made my relations with him anything but comfortable. One day, 
while in one of his drunken and domineering moods, he began 
abusing me because I refused him money to play poker. I told 
him plainly that he must alter his style of behavior, or we must 
part company. He dreaded my leaving him, because I was in 
many ways useful to him, and, besides that, he entertained for 
me a rough kind of affection. His wife loved me as much as if I 
had been her own offspring, and this little circumstance having 
come to her knowledge, and the " gray mare being in this case 
decidedly the better horse," Giles was induced to alter his be- 



MAJOR GEORGE JENKS. 49 

havior towards me, and after this little affair, which took place a 
few months previous to my collusion with Capt. Smith, allowed 
me to conduct matters pretty much as I pleased. When the 
players, who were the nucleus around which were gathered all 
gambling operations which took place at the tailor's shop, could 
not keep a game going, the place ceased to be a centre of at 
traction, and the hearts of the "unco guid" were gladdened 
on beholding at night the dark windows and the death-like 
stillness which hung around the hated place. 

But as a pebble dropped on the glassy surface of a lake will 
agitate its waters from shore to shore, so was the sporting fra 
ternity of Marietta stirred by a report that the royal "tiger" 
had made his appearance in the place, and spread himself, for 
his prey, at the shop of Giles & Morris. 

Faro had been for years a favorite game with the frequenters 
of the place ; snaps were frequently opened, averaging from five 
dollars to one hundred, for which the sheet-iron dealing box 
and big horn buttons of Giles were brought into requisition. 
Sometimes as many as five or six of these snaps would be bro 
ken in a night, and but few were successful ; which can be ac 
counted for in this manner. The games were not dealt in pro 
portion to the amount of capital in bank, or, in other words, the 
snaps were never limited; and as their capital was usually 
(Small, nothing but an extraordinary run of good luck at the 
start could save them from being broken. But a regular out- 
and-out faro game, with all its paraphernalia, and elegant ma 
hogany box ornamented with a handsome picture of the royal 
"tiger," a fine silver dealing-box, six hundred ivory checks, on 
each of which was carved the head of a horse, their valuation at 
play being determined by their different colors ; thus the colors 
being red, white, and blue ; the first represented one, the second 
five, and the third twenty-five. Over the table was spread a 
fine green cloth, and on it a lay-out composed of thirteen cards, 
ranging from the ace to the king. Such a display had never be 
fore met the eyes of the crude gamblers of Marietta; and, 
withal, under the guidance of a full-blooded professional gam 
bler. 

Major George Jenks was an old friend of John Travis, and 
was by him introduced to Giles as a high-toned sporting gentle 
man. He obtained his consent to open his faro game at the 



50 WANDERIXGS OF A VAGABOND. 

tailor's shop during the evenings. As he was the first profes 
sional sport, gambler, leg or black-leg, all of which terms are sy 
nonymous, of whose acquaintance I had the honor, I shall en 
deavor to sketch his portrait. He was about fifty-five years of 
age, tall, and well proportioned. His face was long and oval- 
shaped ; his eyes dark and penetrating, above which met a pair 
of shaggy gray eyebrows, and his hair, of which he had a large 
crop, was also a shaggy gray. He imagined his complexion to 
be florid, but, with the exception of a deep red tint on the end of 
his nose, and the blossomy protuberances which adorned that 
facial ornament, it was much nearer the color of wet putty. 
His countenance might, with the aforementioned exception, be 
called cadaverous. When he made his appearance before the 
citizens of Marietta, he was attired in white linen pantaloons, a 
claw-hammer coat of fine blue cloth, an open black silk vest, a 
ruffled shirt, while around his neck was folded a large black silk 
handkerchief, turned over which his extensive shirt-collar shone 
immaculate. A broad- brimmed white beaver covered his 
shaggy head, and a small diamond twinkled among the ruffles 
of his shirt. A large gold fob-chain with several seals and small 
keys attached, dangled from his thigh; his feet were covered 
with brightly ^arnished shoes, and, to complete the picture, ho 
carried in his hand a varnished hickory cane, ornamented at one 
end with a brass ferule, and at the other with a knob of fine 
polished gold, on which was engraved the name of Major George 
Jenks. He was born in Virginia a fact of which he was inor 
dinately proud ; but where can the Virginian be discovered who 
is not? or where is the Virginian versed in the lore of his 
native State, who cannot trace his pedigree far back among 
some of the titled families of the British Isles ? 

His lantern jaws were entirely overworked ; for, when not 
employed hi masticating his food, they were always occupied 
except during his hours of sleep in crushing the juice from that 
weed so largely cultivated in his beloved native State. 

Whenever the brains of the Major became heated from over 
dosing himself with the "essence of corn," he would hold forth 
at great length, and with much unction, on the superiority of 
Virginians in general, and the Jenks family in particular, to all 
creation. He would insist that his family were among the first 
settlers, and that its illustrious members could trace their pedi~ 



MAJOR GEORGE JENKS. 51 

gree back to the Plantagenets ; of which much-suffering name, 
and its bearers, he had, however, a very confused notion. He 
was aware that this august name was the polar star of all ichor- 
blooded Virginians, and he flourished it before us with the utmost 
looseness. The Major had but one country, his heaven and his 
earth that was Virginia. When in one of his convivial moods, 
he delighted to talk of the generalship of Washington, the states 
manship of Jefferson and Madison, the eloquence of Henry, and 
the wit of Randolph. He denounced Clay and Jackson as hum 
bugs and demagogues ; and when reminded that Clay was a 
Virginian, he insisted that he was only a mongrel, who was 
obliged to leave his native State because he was unable to cope 
with the mighty intellects with which it was filled. In fine, no 
good thing, in the Major's eyes, could come from anywhere out 
side of Virginia. 

Of when or how he obtained the title of Major, I am profoundly 
ignorant ; perhaps he had belonged to the militia the country, 
in those days, was filled with citizen soldiers or, as is quite as 
likely, it had been awarded by his friends as an expression of 
respect ; a way in which thousands of others have obtained their 
military titles. It is, indeed, a subject we cannot afford to be too 
curious about, in this country. I never asked him how he ob 
tained it, nor did he ever volunteer any information, though he 
never failed, in putting his name to any paper, however insignifi 
cant, to adorn it with the title of " Major." He also aped the 
bearing of a military man, by shoving out his chest to what 
must have been a most uncomfortable degree, and keeping his 
head preternaturally erect. 

His faro-table, covered with the implements of the game, 
created quite a sensation among his visitors, very few of whom 
had ever seen anything better, in that line, than Giles' sheet-iron 
box, big horn buttons, and lay-out of cards tacked to the table. 
Giles was careful that no persons should be admitted to the game, 
but such as wished to join in it. On the first evening, the Major 
had a lively game, hi which he lost over three hundred dollars. 
It broke up by ten o'clock; the players, having all won, were 
satisfied ; but the polite Major would not allow his customers to 
leave until he had treated them to a lunch, which he ordered 
from the " Old Hickory." Some of the winners objected to this, 
and proposed to make up a purse among themselves for that pur- 



52 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

pose; but the suave Major carried his point, by telling them they 
were his guests, and as such must be treated, whether they won 
or lost, whenever they visited his place. After the lunch, liquors 
and cigars (red-eye and stogies), the best the place afforded, 
were introduced by the host, who could not have entertained his 
guests more agreeably, or with more true politeness, had he been 
doing the honors in an elegant drawing-room. They had won 
his money, and were now enjoying themselves at his expense; 
and he showed them by his manner that his losses held no place 
in his memory (or at least tried to make them think so, and 
succeeded), and that they could not do him a greater favor than 
to partake of his hospitality. 

When a half-dozen or so of glasses of "red-eye" had some 
what enlivened the old fellow, he sang a love-song, in a fine 
manly voice, to the immense satisfaction of his hearers. I had 
given my entire attention to the wants of the Major, during the 
evening. I had helped him to arrange his faro-table, waited on 
the players, and afterwards brought the lunch from the "Old 
Hickory." The old fellow acknowledged my services, and 
thanked me, in the presence of all the company, after he had 
finished his love-song. He even went so far as to prophesy 
that I should somo day represent my district in congress. The 
Major's idea of greatness ran altogether in a political channel. 
He showed much surprise when some one present told him I 
was the best gambler in the place, and, in a sorrowful voice, 
warned me to flee from cards, as I would from " the wrath to 
come." 

"But you don't practice what you preach, Major," I laugh 
ingly said. 

"That's so, my son," he rejoined; "but circumstances have 
thrown me into my present position, and I am now too far ad 
vanced to reform. ' It's hard learning old dogs new tricks/ you 
know ; but that does not disqualify me from giving you good 
advice." 

"No, Major, and I'm thankful for your kind intentions; but 
I'm afraid your good advice is only thrown away on me, because 
the same current which drifted you to gambling is carrying me 
along with it." 

"Indeed!" he exclaimed, regarding me curiously; "pray, 
what current is that, Master Jack ? " 



MAJOR GEORGE JEXKS. 53 

" Love of excitement and gain, sir," I rejoined. 

"Damn me, gentlemen," cried the Major, bringing his hand 
down on the table so fiercely that the bottles and glasses rung 
again, " if I don't believe the youth on this side of the Ohio ad 
vance faster than those along our sea-shore ! " After which 
forcible delivery of his opinion, he invited all hands to join him 
in another drink, which they were quite ready to do, being all 
capable drinkers. 

" Then it's really your intention to become a gambler, Jack?" 
was the half-way inquiry of the Major, the round of liquor being 
tossed down the capacious throats of the company. 

"So it seems, Major." 

" Then Fm sorry for you, my boy. You've got a crooked and 
d d stoney road before you, that's all I can say." 

"Well, Major, can't you give him some advice how he can 
drive his team over that ar' road ? " asked old Hicks, who was 
present. 

"I can, sir, with pleasure, if he will listen to it; but before 
I begin, with your permission, sir (bowing to Hicks), we'll fill up 
our glasses and take another round." 

The company met the call to a man, and, having supplied his 
cheek with a fresh quid of " nigger-head," the Major leaned 
back in his chair, stretched his legs under the table, and pro 
ceeded to enlighten me as follows : 

" My young friend, remember that cleanliness, not to mention 
its being next to godliness, is the parent of health. Live accord 
ing to your means, dress well, but avoid foppishness ; make it 
your study to use good language and acquire the manners of a 
gentleman. Beware of intemperate and dissolute companions ; 
never intermeddle with the business of others, or neglect your 
own for frivolous pleasure. Avoid quarrels and quarrelsome 
persons, and, above all, shun the company of abandoned women. 
Enter into no business transaction without first giving the sub 
ject due reflection, and, when in doubt, seek the advice of men 
on whose integrity and judgment you can rely. When your 
money or your honor is at stake, rely on your own natural 
sense, if you have no trustworthy friend at hand to advise you. 
Give your confidence to few ; but should you ever be so fortunate 
as to have a tried friend, let nothing but death separate you, one 
from the other. Never borrow money under false pretenses, 



54 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

however pressing may be your wants. Observe these instruc 
tions, my young friend, and, with the energy and personal ap 
pearance you possess, you cannot fail to succeed in the world." 

" That's very good advice, Major, and worthy of a philosopher ; 
but why is it not equally applicable to all other persons as well 
as gamblers ? " demanded Mr. Willis. 

"Quite true, sir, quite true; but it is much more requisite 
that a gambler should follow these instructions than any one." 

" I don't see why," said Willis. 

" Because integrity, upright behavior, and personal appear 
ance are his stock in trade. Should he deceive his friends, or 
commit any ofoer dishonorable or underhand act, all high-toned 
gamblers will shun him, and whenever they shun one of their 
own fraternity, every one else whose friendship is worth having 
will also shun him." 

" The same remark will apply to other men, as well as gamb 
lers," replied Mr. Willis. 

"In a measure, certainly; but all other men are not such 
good judges of character as gamblers." 

" Then you think gamblers better judges of character than 
other people?" 

"Yes, sir," answered the Major, emphatically. "They are 
the best judges of character on earth, especially the gamblers 
from Virginia." 

" Waal, that's all very fine, Major, so far as it goes. You've 
told Jack what kind of a team he wants to carry him over that 
ar' stoney an' twisted road o' yourn, but you isn't told 'im how 
he's to drive it, and feed it on the way," chimed in old Hicks. 

" If I understand you correctly, Mr. Hicks, you wish me to 
inform the young gentleman what he must do to succeed in the 
world, is it not, sir ? " asked the Major, with one of his most dig 
nified bows. 

" That's it, old stud," rejoined Hicks. 

" I shall do so, sir," said the Major, curtly, not much liking, I 
thought, the title of " old stud" conferred on him by Mr. Hicks; 
then turning to me he said, " Jack, my boy, never back a loser." 

" That's very good advice, but how the h 1 are you going to 
tell the loser from the winner?" inquired a big powerful fellow 
by the name of Jones. 

" You don't understand me, sir, because you interrupted me 



MAJOR GEORGE JENKS. 55 

before I had elucidated my subject," said the Major, with much 
dignity. Without waiting for an apology, he continued, address 
ing me, " Never bet on an unlucky horse or an unlucky man. 
Whenever a breed of cocks have established their reputation, 
follow them up with your money. Be careful of a young race 
horse, regardless of his pedigree; but whenever one of good 
blood has shown extraordinary speed and bottom, keep betting 
on him' till he's beaten, then drop him. When you find your 
self over-matched at a game of cards, drop your adversary as 
soon as possible ; good card-players live on fools ; be careful not 
to be one of the latter class. If any one offers to bet you he can 
perform any trick or feat, let him go by ; for 'tis a hundred to one 
that if he finds any fools sufficiently green to take his bets he will 
win them. Should you see one person take advantage of another 
while at play, don't expose the fraud, but bet on him if you can 
find any one to take your wager. Don't squander your money, 
but keep it in readiness to make more with whenever the oppor 
tunity arrives. Choose your friends from moneyed men, because 
poor ones can be of no use to you." 

"How old are you, Major?" asked Mr. Willis. 

" Well, I'm going on fifty-five sir, and I'm able to drink as much 
whiskey as any man in this room; so I move we take a parting 
drink and go to bed." 

"Excuse me, Major," said Willis, "but one more question if you 
please. Have you been following up this here advice you've 
given to Jack all them years ?" 

"No, sir, I have not," he stiffly replied; "for no person is ca 
pable of giving good advice until he's old enough to understand 
he's been a damned .fool." The concluding part of the Majors 
speech was received with much laughter, besides a round of ap 
plause, after which, and a parting drink, the party separated for 
the night. 



56 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

CHAPTER VIIL 

FARO. 

Faro may be termed a national game, as it is the favorite 
banking game of chance in this country. It had its origin in 
Europe, where it was played extensively during the sevenu enth, 
eighteenth, and the early part of the present century; but such is 
the mutability of human events, that the game is now almost 
entirely unknown in that country. 

At what time or among what nation of people the game ol 
faro first made its appearance, tradition saith not, or if any ro - 
cording scribe has ever left such a record behind him, all traces 
of it are now probably lost, which will not, I suppose, be looked 
upon by "society" as any very terrible calamity. The English 
claim that the game, like many of their other vices, was in 
troduced among them by the Germans. The old tale, " brought 
up virtuous-, and afterwards corrupted by bad company." 

Hoyle is the first writer known to us who has given the rules, 
laws, and maxims of the game. He says in his book of games, 
" This game (speaking of faro) is a very peculiar one, played 
but little in England, and that it is purely a game for winning and 
losing money." The technical terms formerly used in playing 
this game being French, induces me to believe it was a French 
invention, and introduced into their own country by the English 
nobility, who were in the habit of adopting French games for their 
amusement, looking upon their national ones as vulgar. If the 
game of faro originated in Germany, it has long since lost all 
traces of its nationality. Whether Hoyle was correct or not in 
saying that faro was but little played in England, we find among 
the statutes enacted by parliament during the reign of the second 
George, one prohibiting gambling, under a penalty of two hun 
dred pounds' fine, and among the games particularly mentioned 
are hazard, roly-poly, and faro. 

I find no trace of the game farther back than this period. 

We find in Washington Irving's tale of the great Mississippi 
bubble, a description of John Law, a Scotchman, who was the 
prime mover in that celebrated swindle. As far as relates to our 
subject, we shall give the author's own words. " Law remained 



FAEO. 57 

for a while in Paris, leading a gay and affluent existence, owing 
to his handsome person, easy manner, flexible temper, and a faro- 
bank which he had set up. His agreeable existence was inter 
rupted by a message from D'Argenson, Lieutenant-General of 
Police, ordering him to quit Paris, alleging that he was rather too 
skillful at the games which he had introduced. This event took 
place in the year 1700. The faro which John Law dealt, and 
which Hoyle describes hi his book of games, has not been in use 
over forty years." 

As this game will bear an important part in these memoirs, it 
is necessary that the reader should become acquainted with its 
mysteries, its rules, maxims, and the manner in which it is 
conducted at the present time. For this purpose I have made an 
extract from the American Hoyle, which gives a full description 
of the game of 

FAEO. 

Faro is played with a full deck of fifty-two cards. The dealer 
sits at the table prepared for the purpose, with an assistant or 
" looker-out" at his right hand. Upon the centre of the table is a 
suit of cards, arranged in the following order, upon which the 
players place their money or stakes, and which is called "the 
lay-out." It is composed of thirteen cards, either pasted or paint 
ed on a cloth. These cards are placed in two rows, running 
parallel with each other. The row next the players contains the 
king, queen, and Jack (which are called the big figure), ten, 
nine, and eight. The row next the dealer contains the ace, deuce, 
and trois (which are called the little figure), the four, five, and 
six. Next the six and eight is placed the seven. These three 
cards comprise what is called " the pot." Four connecting cards 
are called squares. For example, the king, queen, ace, and deuce, 
is called the " grand square;" the Jack, trois, four, and ten, the 
" Jack square ;" the nine, eight, six, and five, the " nine 
square." A bet placed in a square includes the four cards ; one 
placed behind any named card, except the king or seven, in 
cludes that card, and also the two adjoining ones. For instance 
a bet placed behind the queen would include the king and 
Jack. A bet placed on the inside corner of any card includes the 
two cards next to it, as well as the one it rests upon, in all the 
States and Territories west and south of the State of New York, 



58 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

but in the latter State, and those east of it, such a bet would bar 
both cards alongside of it, and include the card it rested upon, 
with the one diagonally opposite. A bet placed between any two 
cards includes those two. A bet placed on the corner of a card 
on the outside connects two cards, as a bet placed on the corner 
of the king would include the Jack, or one placed on the corner 
of the ace would include the trois, and leave out the queen and 
deuce. 

The stakes usually consist of counters or checks, made of 
ivory, representing different sums. They are purchased of the 
banker, and are redeemed by him at the option of the holder. 
The banker usually limits the sums so bet, according to the 
amount of his capital. 

The game may be played by any number of persons, and each 
player may select any card or number of cards upon the " lay 
out," and may change his bet from one card to another, when 
ever he pleases. 

DEALING THE CARDS. 

The players having placed their stakes upon the "lay-out," 
and all other preliminaries being settled, the dealer shuffles 
the cards, cuts them, and places them face up in a small 
metal box, usually silver, which is a little larger than the 
pack to be admitted ; this box is open at the top, so that 
the top card may always be in view. It also has a small 
opening at the side, sufficiently large to permit a single card to 
pass through it conveniently. As the cards are pushed out, or 
dealt from the top through this opening, the remainder of the 
deck is forced upwards by springs placed in the bottom of the 
box, and thus the cards are kept in their proper place until the 
pack is exhausted. 

We will suppose, by the way of illustration, that the ace is the 
top card, as it appears in the box. This card is shoved through 
the opening when a ten appears this is the banker's card, and 
he wins all the money which may have been placed upon it. The 
ten, like the ace, is removed, disclosing a king, which is the 
player's card, the bank losing all stakes found upon it. The 
drawing of these two cards is called " a turn," which, being 
made, the dealer takes and pays all the money won and lost, 
and then proceeds as before, drawing out two more cards the 



FARO. 



59 



first for the bank and the second for the player, and thus he 
continues until the whole pack is dealt out. 

Whenever two cards of the same denomination, as, for exam 
ple, two sevens or two fours, appear in the same turn, the dealer 
takes half the money found upon such card this is called a 
"split," and is said to be the bank's greatest percentage, to 
avoid which old faro players wait until there is but one seven 
or four, or card <5f any other denomination left in the box, and 
then place their heavy bets upon that, thus avoiding the possi 
bility of a " split." 

If a player wishes to play upon the banker's card, or to bet 
any certain card will lose, he indicates it by placing a copper 
upon the top of his stake, and if this card wins for the bank the 
player also wins. 

When there is but one turn left in the box, the player has the 
privilege of " calling the last turn," that is, of guessing the 
order in which the cards will appear, and if he calls it correctly 
he receives four times the amount of his stake. 



KEEPING THE GAME. 

As it is important for both dealer and player that the cards 
remaining in should be known, the game is accurately kept, so 
as to exhibit at a glance every phase of the deal. For this pur 
pose, printed cards are given to the players, upon which they 
keep the game in the following manner. 

No. 1. This table, marked as the cards 
are dealt, exhibits what each card has 
done ; the means that the card has lost, 
1 that it won ; thus, the ace lost, won, lost, 
and won; the four lost twice and won 
twice ; the seven won four times ; the 
queen lost four times, and the Jack split, 
lost and won ; the X indicating a split; the 
six was the top, or "soda card," as shown 
by the * ; the nine won, lost and won, the 
fourth nine remaining in the box, being 
the last, or "hock" card, which is indicated by the J. 

No. 2. This table illustrates a deal partly made. One ace 
has been dealt, and three remain in the box ; two deuces have 



No. 1. 


No. 2. 


A 0101 


A 1 


20000 


200 


31001 


3000 


40011 


*4 


50010 


501 


*6 101 


6011 


71111 


<7 


81100 


811 


9 lOlt 


9011 


101110 


10 


J X01 


J 


00000 
K 1100 


fcs 



60 WATERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

lost, and two remain in the box ; four was the top card, and all 
the sevens remain in the box, etc. 

At this stage of the game cautious players would avoid bet 
ting upon the seven, ten, or Jack, preferring the trois, six, or 
nine, because upon these latter cards they cannot be split, as 
there is but one of each in the box, while the seven, ten, and 
Jack are all in the box, and are therefore liable to split or to ap 
pear before the others. 

KEEPING THE GAME BY A CUE-BOX. 

Another mode of keeping the game, common in the Northern 
States, is by a "cue-box," by which the different stages of the 
game are correctly noted by one of the players or by a regular 
"cue-keeper," who is usually attached to the bank. 

The cue-box is a miniature "lay-out," with four buttons at 
tached to each card. Those familiar with billiards will recog 
nize this as the same method of keeping that game. 

At the beginning of each deal, the buttons, which are placed 
upon wires extending from each card, are all shoved up to the 
card; as soon as a turn is made the buttons are pushed to the 
opposite end of the wire. If the Jack is the soda card, one of 
the four buttons belonging to that card is pushed to the opposite 
end of the wire. If the turn come a king, and then a four, a 
button from the king and one from the four is pushed to the op 
posite end of the wire, and so on to the end of the deal, so that, 
by a glance of the eye, the player can see how many of each 
card remain in the dealer's box. 

TECHNICAL TERMS USED IN FABO. 

Banker or Backer. The person who furnishes the money for 
the game. 

Dealer. He who deals the cards, and takes and pays the 
bets. 

Cue or Case-Keeper. The person who marks game on the 
cue-box. 

Looker-out. The dealer's assistant. 

Checks. Ivory tokens representing money, with which the 
game is played; they vary in color, size, and value. 

The Hock or Hockelty Card is the last card remaining in the 
box after the deal has been made. When one turn remains to 



FAEO. 61 

be made, there are three cards in the box. They may be, for ex 
ample, the five, six, and seven. We will suppose the last turn to 
be five, six, leaving the seven in the box, which would be called 
the hock card, because, as the game was originally played, the 
dealer took "hock," that is, all money which happened to be 
placed upon that card ; the bank, therefore, had a certainty of 
winning that money, without the possibility of losing it ; hence 
the term hock, which means certainty. 

A Deal. The dealer is said to have made a deal when he has 
dealt out the whole deck. 

A Turn. The two cards drawn from the dealer's box, one for 
the bank and the other for the player, which thus determines 
the events of the game, constitute a turn. 

Coppering a Bet. If a player wishes to bet that a card will 
lose (that is, win for the bank), he indicates his wish by placing 
a cent, or whatever may be provided for that purpose, upon the 
top of his stake. It is called "coppering," because coppers 
were first used to distinguish such bets. 

To Bar a Bet. A player having a bet upon a card, and wish 
ing to bar it for a turn, must say to the dealer, "I bar this bet 
for the turn," pointing to it, in which case it can neither win nor 
lose. 

Last Call. When three cards only remain in the box, any 
player has the privilege of calling the order in which they will 
be dealt. This is termed the last call. The checks are placed so 
as to express the call, and, if correctly made, the bank pays four 
for one, and if a "cat," two for one. 

A Cat or Cat Harpen. When the last turn consists of two 
cards of the same denomination, and one card, as two tens and 
a king, it is called a cat. 

Paroli or Parlee. Suppose a player to bet five dollars upon 
the ace, it wins, and the dealer pays it ; if the player then allows 
the ten dollars to remain upon the ace, he is said to play his 
paroli, which means the original stake and all its winnings. 

Pressing a Bet. To add to the original stake. 

Betting even Stakes is when the player constantly bets the 
same amount. 

Stringing a Bet is taking in one or more cards, remote from 
the one upon which the bet is placed. 

Playing a Bet Open is to bet a card will win, not to lose. 



62 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND 

Repeating and Reversing. A card is said to repeat when it 
plays as it did upon the previous deal, and to reverse when it 
plays directly opposite ; that is, if it won four tunes it is said to 
reverse if it loses four times. 

Snap. A temporary bank, not a regular or established game. 

Sleepers. A bet is said to be a sleeper when the owner has 
forgotten it, when it becomes public property, any one having a 
right to take it. 

A Bet or Case Card. When three cards of one denomination 
have been dealt, the one remaining in the box is called a bet, 
case, or single card. 

The Soda Card is the top card of the deck, when put into the 
dealing-box preparatory to a deal. 

Snaking a Game. A game is said to be snaked when the 
dealer's cards have been stolen, and privately returned, marked, 
or prepared in such a manner as that when they are dealt, the 
snaker knows what cards will win or lose. Faro banks are often 
broken in this way. 

Throwing off a Game.' When a dealer, by a preconcerted 
plan, allows a player to win, he is said to throw off the game. 

Catching a Turn. Sometimes the dealer is so careless in 
shuffling his cards, that a shrewd player will know what cards 
have not been separated, or will have some other advantage by 
which he will beat the turn ; this is called " catching a turn." 

LAWS OF THE GAME. 

The rules of faro are few and arbitrary, and are baaed upon 
principles of justice and equity. All questions or points of con 
troversy which may arise during a deal, may at once be settled 
by referring to the general rules or principles of the game. 

All bets are to be taken or paid as they lie upon the card, 
except there is an express understanding to the contrary. The 
intentions of a player are not to be considered by the dealer ; his 
bet being supposed to represent his intention. 

If a player wishes to bar a bet on a card, he must make the 
dealer understand that he bars it, when it will remain barred 
until he says "it goes." 

If a player should put a bet upon a card, and say to the dealer, 
" One half of this bet goes," it would be so understood until the 
end of the deal, unless the order was revoked. 



. FARO. 63 

Should a player or the dealer, by design or accident, remove 
or alter a bet belonging to another, he is responsible for its loss. 

When two players bet the same stake "single " upon different 
cards, one coppered and the other to win, and they both win 
upon the same turn, the copper bet, being the first to win, must 
be paid. 

The dealer must pay all bets for which he turns, provided 
they are made in checks, but only the limit of the game if in 
bank bills. 

The dealer should take and pay correctly, and not make mis 
takes by design or through carelessness; nor should he alter 
the position of the cards dealt, but allow them to remain upon 
their respective piles undisturbed. 

When the players have broken a bank, the dealer must take 
and pay the largest bets first. Suppose the bank to have but 
one dollar left, a turn is made by which the dealer wins one 
dollar and loses two ; he must take the dollar he wins, and pay 
the dollar lost; the rule is to take and pay the amount of the bank 
in sight. 

The dealer has the right to close his game, or to quit dealing, 
whenever he sees proper to do o. 

Players have the right to count, or otherwise examine the 
cards of the dealer, if they suspect foul play, or if they wish to 
guard against it. In all cases the dealer has the right to the 
last shuffle and cut ; and where he permits a player to shuffle 
or cut, it is an extension of courtesy to the player, and not his 
right. 

THE CHANCES OF THE GAME. 

The percentage in favor of the bank is generally estimated 
to be about three per cent., but the average is evidently more 
than that. Some players reduce the percentage against them 
to almost nothing, while other players, less experienced, give 
the bank enormous advantages. With all players the percent 
age varies with each turn of the cards, so that no proper esti 
mate of the bank's advantage can be made. One thing, how 
ever, is certain all regular faro players are reduced to poverty, 
while dealers and bankers, who do not play against the game, 
amass large fortunes; and, again, the higher order of faro-rooms 
are gorgeously furnished luxurious suppers and costly wines 



64 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

are gratuitously offered to players, and the proprietors are 
everywhere distinguished for their reckless extravagance. All 
this is sustained by the percentage of the game. 

Almost every faro-player has some peculiar system, which he 
strives to believe will beat the bank, and which sometimes does 
realize his hopes ; but, in the end, all systems fail. The truth 
is, the game is based upon certain mathematical principles, 
giving it a percentage which no system of playing can overcome. 

CALLING THE LAST THEM". 

The bank's greatest percentage is when players call the last 
turn, as is here illustrated : 

Suppose the cards remaining hi the box to be the 4, 5, and 
6; the turn may come 4, 5 4, 6 5, 4 5, 6 6, 4, or 6, 5. 
Therefore it may come six different ways, but he who calls it 
correctly receives only four for one, or four times the amount of 
his stake. 

When the turn happens to be a "cat," it may come three 
different ways, but the bank pays only two for one. 

No better exposition could be given regarding the rules, laws, 
and maxims which govern faro as it is dealt at the present time 
in this country. But when the author tells us that the percent 
age in favor of the bank is generally estimated at three and a half 
per cent., he displays his absolute want of knowledge upon that 
subject. Faro is the only banking game of chance known to us, 
whose percentage cannot be clearly defined. The best algebraists 
among the gambling community of this country have been un 
able to show us that faro has one and three-fourths per cent, in 
its favor. 

The author also informs us that " all regular faro-players are 
reduced to poverty, while the dealers and bankers, who do not 
play against the game, amass large fortunes." With all due re 
spect, he does not know what he is talking about. He must 
have derived his information from hearsay, and could never 
have consulted intelligent gamblers on the subject. There are 
thousands of persons who have played against faro games, 
almost every day of their lives, from budding manhood to old 
age, who have never been reduced to poverty. I can recall 



FAHO. 65 

many such cases under my own observation, where the parties 
are still living, with ample means to sustain themselves and those 
belonging to them. I also doubt if there are in the country, or 
have been within the last thirty years, twenty persons who have 
amassed a fortune of one hundred thousand dollars by faro- 
dealing. I have known within that period, myself, hundreds of 
faro-bankers who have never made more than a respectable 
living from their business. 

The author says: "The higher order of faro-rooms are 
gorgeously furnished and decorated, luxurious suppers are 
gratuitously furnished to the players, together with costly wines, 
and the proprietors are everywhere distinguished for their reck 
less extravagance, etc., and all this is sustained by the percent 
age on the game." 

The author, as well as the public in general, has a most erro 
neous opinion on the subject of gambling-houses and gamblers, 
and is as unable to distinguish between fair gambling, and 
swindling under that name, as to understand the difference be 
tween a card-sharper and an honest gambler. To separate 
these characters, to place gambling, as carried on in this country, 
in its true light, to expose " card- sharping " in all its deformity, 
before the reader, is the principal object of the writer of this 
book. On this matter I shall speak fully in its proper place. 

There are in our large cities many of the upper class of gam 
bling-houses who furnish suppers gratuitously to their patrons ; 
and some of those, which deal what is called " day-games," give 
dinners, but none furnish wine to their guests, nor are any of 
these fitted up otherwise than respectably and comfortably, 
that is to say, neither gorgeously nor luxuriously. The expense 
often in some houses amounts to ten dollars per day, and in others 
from twenty-five to fifty per day an expense which any bank 
having select players, and doing a fair business, can well afford. 
During the civil war, when money was plentiful, a few houses 
in the city of New York did furnish luxurious suppers and costly 
wines to their customers j but these houses did not number four 
in all, and their unusual entertainment did not last over a year. 
The houses which furnished them could well afford to do so, as 
each of them had an opportunity to win or lose daily from 
twenty to thirty thousand dollars, and the amount made from 
splits by such heavy play was enormous. 



66 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

In New Orleans it was customary for such houses as gave en 
tertainment, to set ordinary claret wine before their guests, but 
no other kind was given by any of the "square" gambling hous 
es in that city. 

I am Ted to believe that we are indebted to the French for the 
game of faro, from the fact that all the peculiar technical phras 
es used in playing the game were originally in that language. 
As "punters" (players); "coucJie, or enjeu" (a bet); "coup" 
(a turn); "doublet" (splits); "fun pour Vautre" (stand off); " op 
pose" (copper bet). All these terms were in common use until 
American innovations were introduced into the game, which 
commenced some forty years ago. It first flourished in Louisi 
ana, and from there spread throughout the Union. When gam 
bling-houses first were lic.ensed in New Orleans (some forty-five 
years ago), faro was played upon a large oval table covered 
with green cloth; on one side was the "tailleur" (dealer); and 
on the other his "croupier" (look-out); dealing-boxes had not 
then been invented, and gold, silver and bank-notes answered 
the purpose of checks. 

When the dealer had shuffled and cut his cards, he held the 
deck firmly in his left hand with the face downward. When the 
players had made their bets, he turned over the- top card and 
placed it face upwards on the table. This card was for the 
bank. Then in the same manner he exposed the next card, this 
being for the players. As the dealer made his turns in this wise, 
his "croupier" took the bets the bank won and paid those which 
it lost the sole duty of the dealer being to attend to the cards ; 
the croupier fulfilling all the other duties of the game. These 
games were generally with a limit of twenty -five dollars, but the 
bankers would increase the limit when rivalry sprang up be 
tween different houses, in order to draw patronage, or when a 
rich customer refused to play unless the limit was increased for 
his especial accommodation. 

In such cases the limit was usually raised by giving to the 
player the privilege of going his paroli. For example: if he bet 
twenty-five dollars and won, he could let his stake and its 
product remain, which allowed him to bet fifty dollars. Some 
times the paroli was allowed to be repeated twice, which enabled 
the player to realize (supposing both stakes to have won) one 
hundred and seventy-five dollars. This method of betting is 



FARO. 67 

termed a running limit, and has been almost universally adopted 
by the faro-bankers of the United States. Bankers made their 
limits to suit their capital, small games made their limits thus : 
Three dollars the amount of the first stake, with the privilege 
of paroling it twice and taking down twenty-four dollars. Other 
banks made their limits six and a quarter, with the privilege of 
running it to fifty. Still others, twelve and a half, with the priv 
ilege of running it to one hundred, while others allowed the first 
stake to be twenty-five, with the privilege of paroling it to two 
hundred dollars, and a very few made their limit fifty, with 
paroli to four hundred. 

Dealing-boxes were invented for protecting the bank. How 
ever careful a dealer might be with the pack of cards hi his 
hand, scores of sharp eyes were ever on the alert to take advan 
tage of the least scratch, speck, or bend, and to turn it to their 
own account. In this case it was the banker only, who washable 
to become the victim of wily sharpers. But about the year 
1833, or perhaps a year earlier, it was discovered that the player 
also required some protection. Somewhere about this period an 
old German, named Swigel, made his appearance in New 
Orleans. This worthy old gentleman was direct from Europe, 
and could neither speak English or French. After taking a 
bird's-eye view of that fast city, he concluded that he could 
make a fortune there running a faro-bank. By his address and 
money combined, he managed to procure a half interest in one 
which was located in one of the principal gambling-houses in 
the city. For more than six months he went along swimmingly ; 
his game having won in that time some sixty thousand dollars. 
The principal moneyed gamblers played against his bank, be 
cause he gave to them a larger limit than any other banker in 
New Orleans was willing to do. In fact, at times the old fellow 
did not believe the limit of a faro -bank was worthy of a thought. 
Many people, observing his eccentric habits, believed him to be 
insane, or at any rate " a little deranged ;" but, in spite of all, he 
managed to haul in whatever money was bet against the bank. 
He never associated with any one, and in the mornings could be 
seen taking his solitary walk in the suburbs of the city. lu 
these promenades he always carried hi his hands a pack of cards, 
and kept his arms in constant motion, as if dealing for his play 
ers. Finally the old fellow was one evening detected in the act 



68 WANDERINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

of taking the second card from the pack while dealing a heavy 
game. This operation of course altered the turn, by throwing 
the card which belonged to the player in favor of the bank. In 
the general row that ensued, the worthy old gentleman made 
his escape in safety, and was never heard of afterwards hi the 
city of New Orleans. His bank, which contained at the time 
about six thousand dollars, was seized by the players, together 
with his cards, which were discovered to be all privately marked. 
This, however, would have been of no use to him, unless he 
could have changed the position of the cards in the turn, a thing 
which he accomplished with such unerring dexterity that the 
shrewdest gamblers in the land failed to detect it for months. 
Though the house shared equally in the profits, it is more than 
probable that none of its proprietors were in the old fellow's 
confidence. 

As long as public gaming was allowed to exist in New 
Orleans, rules and maxims for playing faro were established, but 
when, in 1836, the license-law was repealed, selfish men, in order 
to benefit their pockets thereby, foisted upon the game many 
unjust laws and innovations. The cases were not allowed to be 
kept, bets once placed on the "lay-out" were not to be removed 
until an action on them had taken place. The object of this was 
to keep players in ignorance of which cards were "cases," and 
to confine their bets to double, treble, and quadruple cards. 
" Hock" was revived by many bankers, while in licensed gamb 
ling-houses it was thrown from the game. But it was only cross 
road gamblers and those who dealt faro-games at race tracks, 
that claimed "hockelty." The only chance a player had to es 
cape "hock," was when the cards in the last turn were all 
" cases." If any two of these three cards connected, he could so 
place his bet as to include the connecting cards, and by so doing 
either won, lost, or had a stand-off for it. But if a " cat " was 
in the last turn, he had either to risk losing his money in "hock," 
or to risk having his bet split, and he could not take the latter 
chance unless the case and the double card were connectors. 
Should the last three cards be, for example, the king, four, and 
seven, none of which connect and in those days no bet was al 
lowed to include any card which did not connect the players 
who had bets on any of the cards mentioned could not remove 
them, thus giving to the bank a percentage of 33i per cent, on 
all stakes placed on case cards on the last turn. 



69 

Competition, and a more liberal spirit on the part of gamblers, 
have destroyed the old-fogy system of playing, and have divest 
ed faro of the fraudulent rules foisted upon it by unscrupulous 
men. For this desirable revolution we are indebted to eastern 
gamblers, more especially those of New York. The change was 
gradual, and it was only after a struggle of years in duration 
that faro was brought to its present perfection. First, " hockel- 
ty " was abandoned, then case's were allowed to be kept by the 
players with counters, or checks, to mark the game. This soon 
led to the introduction of " cue-boards," or " case-keepers," and 
shortly after that to "cue-papers." But the great struggle 
was between the running and the open limit : the former being 
far more advantageous to the bank. In the first place it is ad 
vantageous to a bank to compel a player to win his bet three 
times in order to win his highest limit. The odds are seven to 
one he will not succeed. Besides this disadvantage, the running 
game forced reckless players to play on double, treble, and 
quadruple cards, which they often did in order to run their first 
stake to the extreme limit, so as to bet it on a case card. The 
bankers would not allow players to pickup their bets from double, 
treble, or quadruple cards, until an action had taken place on 
them; but the owner of a bet had a right to include with it any 
connecting card or cards. The greedy bankers also exercised 
their arbitrary rules to such an extent, that they would not even 
allow a player to bar his bet for a single turn after he had once 
won it, or its paroli ; and if he removed it from the lay-out, for 
even a single turn, his next bet was reduced to the original limit. 
It will be easily understood, from this compulsory method of 
dealing faro, that the object was to drive the players upon double 
cards, thereby enhancing the percentage of the bank by splitting 
their bets. 

A faro-bank dealing the " copper" game, and with a limit of 
twenty-five dollars and one hundred dollars, that is, the privilege 
to paroli twenty-five to two hundred dollars, can be beaten by a 
player at a single deal, out of two thousand eight hundred and 
seventy-five dollars ; but if the player lost every time possible 
on the deal, the bank could only win from him one thousand two 
hundred and fifty. 

An open limit means when a bank takes a stated amount, 
which may be bet by a player any tune during the deal. A game 



70 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

of this sort, dealt with a limit of fifty-four dollars, would be equal in 
money to a running limit of twenty-five, and one hundred dollars. 
Either of these games may be beaten on a single deal, providing 
no split happens, out of two thousand eight hundred and seventy- 
five dollars, and the bank, with an open limit, may win the same 
amount on a deal; while the one with the running limit could 
only win one thousand two hundred and fifty dollars. But as 
the odds are 98, 729, 443, 094, 784'to 1, it is not probable that 
we sliall ever hear of any person winning or losing on every card 
throughout a deal at faro. This calculation is merely intended to 
show the difference between what can be won and lost during a 
deal of faro having an open limit, and one having a running limit. 
The running game in bad luck can lose double the amount it can 
win in good luck; while the open game can win as much on a deal 
as it can lose. It would appear, at the first glance, that the open 
game would be the best for the banker; but such is not the case. 
The paroli is a heavy percentage hi favor of the bank, besides 
having atendency to force players, as I have already stated, on 
double cards ; thus giving an opportunity to split the bets, which 
can in a great measure bo avoided at the open games; for the 
cautious player may greatly reduce the percentage, by playing 
on small double cards until a case appears, when, if he wishes, 
he can bet the limit, and have an even chance for his money. 

The open game of faro was first introduced into New England, 
and shortly after made its appearance in the city of New York ; 
where, hi the course of a few years, it usurped the place of the 
running game altogether. No faro games with any open limits 
were dealt in the Southern and Western States until after the 
Mexican war. That event exerted considerable influence on 
the introduction of the open game into the cities of New Orleans, 
St. Louis, and Cincinnati. When the City of Mexico was cap 
tured by the American forces, many faro dealers from the States 
flocked there. They found on then* arrival there that monte was 
the attracting game ; even professionals played against it rather 
than the small faro games, which were dealt with running limits 
of twenty-five and one hundred dollars, and many even less. 
There was plenty of money, not only among those gamblers who 
followed the army, but among contractors, merchants, and officers, 
numbers of whom would be willing to patronize faro, if dealt on 
a liberal scale. A rivalry relative to procuring players sprung 



FABO. 71 

up among the gamblers, especially among those newly arrived. 
Banks were opened with running limits of fifty and two hundred 
dollars, then with limits of one hundred and four hundred dollars. 
Such limits were only seen at the Mississippi land-sales, and in 
Mobile, when Brandon money was issued by the cord. Finally a 
Tennessee gambler named Andrew Rogers opened a bank, and 
declared his limit to be an open two hundred dollars. The idea 
was new in that place, and the players could bet their money as 
they pleased, without being trammeled by old-fogy notions and 
rules. The new game was a success, and received the principal 
patronage, and several others, not to be outdone, also proclaimed 
their games to be an open limit of two hundred dollars. Com 
petition actually forced the new game on many bankers who 
thought it had no percentage in its favor. But they soon dis 
covered their error. Many of these bankers, when peace was con 
cluded, opened their games in New Orleans, St. Louis, Cincinnati, 
Louisville, and the watering-places of Kentucky. These games 
were dealt with an open limit of one hundred, and sometimes fifty 
dollars. From that time the open game became, throughout the 
Southwest, extremely popular, and would undoubtedly have 
broken up all the running games in the country, had not the 
California excitement at this time drained the country of its 
most liberal gamblers, leaving behind only an old-fogy class, who 
were terrified at the very name of "open game of faro." So this 
game was left exclusively to the city of New York and the New 
England States, in which last section it had its origin. 

The principal faro-bankers who reached California early in 
1849, had been in the City of Mexico. All these set up the banks 
with open limits. When the public gaming-houses had got well 
started, the proprietors adopted the running limits of twenty-five 
and one hundred dollars in their public saloons; but in their pri 
vate rooms all their faro games were dealt with open limits, and 
when the New York and New England gamblers arrived, they 
also dealt it. After the suppression of public gambling-houses, 
there was not a running game of faro in the State of California. 
The returning California gamblers, with the assistance of those 
from New York city and New England States, finally wiped out 
every vestige of it from the United States, and scarcely a game 
of the kind could be found there after the year 1859, and 'tis now 
extremely doubtful whether one can be found on the continent 
of North America. 



72 WANDERINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

" Oppos^ " was identified with the old game of faro, as men 
tioned by Hoyle in his book of games. It means, translated in 
to English, " copper- betting." But the early faro bankers of 
this country expunged it from the game, believing it to be un 
favorable to their interests. They were unable to understand 
that the more inducements they offered to players to stake their 
money, the more chances the bank had to split it. Still, copper- 
betting was kept up in spite of the bankers, until it again found 
a place in the game. Offers would be made and taken among 
players that such or such a card would win for the bank ; such 
wagers were termed "flyers," and were frequently taken by the 
bankers themselves. When a player offered to make a bet of 
this kind, and the dealer or any of his assistants accepted it, the 
stake was placed on the designated card and a copper cent 
placed upon it to distinguish it from the other bets on the " lay 
out." About the year 1845 the faro-dealers of New York city 
received copper bets as a constituent part of the game for the 
first time. From that city it spread through the State, and was 
adopted by the dealers of the New England States. But the 
dealers of Philadelphia and all cities south or west of it refused 
it until many years later, and even then it was forced upon them 
by competition. In 1853 the first copper game was opened in 
Philadelphia, and was introduced by a party of returned Califor 
nia gamblers. It was three years later before one was opened 
in New Orleans, and but few of the faro-bankers south of the 
Potomac River or west of the Alleghany Mountains adopted it 
before the year 1857 ; nor would they have done so then, had it 
not been for the gamblers from California, New York, and the 
New England States. These nomads were traveling over the 
country and setting up their games wherever players could be 
found; and, by playing the copper game, succeeded in leaving 
the local banks deserted a proceeding which forced the deal 
ers to adopt it also. In this manner it was rendered a constitu 
ent part of faro. Notwithstanding the rivalry existing among 
the faro-bankers in the city of Mexico, and their bids to procure 
players, so fearful were they of the copper-game, that but one 
bank in the city adopted it, that being the one mentioned as 
running with an open limit. Some of these bankers would at 
times risk their money on games with open limit, but refused to 
play the copper. We find a few years later that this dread had 



FAEO. 73 

somewhat worn off. Most of the first -class gamblers who came 
early to California dealt it. One was opened in San Francisco 
early in 1849 that dealt the copper, and without a limit. Those 
in public saloons played a running limit, but admitted the cop 
per only on the last turn. In fact, nearly all the games through 
out the State, that dealt a running limit, conducted their busi 
ness in a like manner, but those who dealt an open limit played 
the copper. 

It was the prevailing belief among a large majority of the 
gambling fraternity that the copper game was disadvantageous 
to the bank, and so impressed were many of them with this idea, 
that they would take no stock in such a game. They also be 
lieved that more cases would lose than win in a stated number of 
deals. For two or three years after the discovery of gold, gamb 
lers could be found daily in front of faro-banks, endeavoring to 
solve this problem by coppering the cases with even stakes, but 
most of them got the worst of the bargain and retired "dead 
broke." 

For many years after coppering became an established part of 
the game, it was the general belief that coppering a double card 
was disadvantageous to the player, regardless of splits. "If 
two cards," they argued, " lie together in the dealing-box, they 
must split, or the first that appears must win ; consequently the 
bank will either split the bet or win it ; whereas, if the bet had 
been played open it must win if the cards do not divide." In 
that case the player loses but half his money, which is tanta 
mount to his betting one to two. Such reasoning is very illusive, 
but it has its hold on many of the gamblers of the present day. 
We will say, for instance, that the player coppers the double 
ten with a dollar j if the card does not split it wins and he loses. 
If it was destined the first ten should win, so was it that the 
second should lose, for it lies under that exposed on the box ; 
then let the player copper the ten for another dollar, and he is 
even ; it, in fact, equalizes the whole matter. To support their 
argument against coppering double cards, they say, u When a 
card splits, the first one on the turn comes a winner for the play 
er, when the next one dashes reality aside and makes him lose 
half his money ; thus making a difference of seventy-five per 
cent, against him in appearance." " On the contrary," they say, 
"had the bet no copper on it, the appearance of the first card on 



74 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

the turn warns the player that his money is lost, when the agree 
able sight of the second returns half his money, thus in appear 
ance making him a gainer by fifty per cent, by the turn." 

From such reasoning as this we receive no instructions in the 
doctrine of chances, and they only serve to display the sudden 
transitions from sorrow to joy and from joy to sorrow, which take 
place in the mind of the player, as he watches the issue of his 
stakes while the dealer is making a turn. If a card split it was 
destined to do so when the player placed his stake upon it, and 
also destined he should lose half his stake if he allowed it to re 
main until the split took place, and whether he placed a copper 
on his stake or left it open, he still loses half, no more, no less. 
Nor could the copper, on or off his bet, influence it favorably or 
otherwise. All process of reasoning to the contrary is fallacious. 
The bank has a decided advantage over bets placed on double, 
treble, and quadruple cards, because when a card splits it takes 
half the money found upon it. Upon case cards the bank has no 
percentage ; all reasoning to the contrary is defective. 

Calls were first adopted in the city of New York about the 
same time as the copper game, and after a great length of time 
finally became one of the principles belonging to faro. Still, 
there are yet to be found in the South and West, bankers who 
refuse to receive them at their games, and who are incapable of 
comprehending that "calls" are the heaviest percentage in the 
game of faro. When there remains in the box but one turn, the 
player has to guess the order in which the cards will appear, in 
order to win his call. The chances are five to one against his 
doing so ; yet, if he succeeds, he is only paid four times his bet, 
which makes the percentage on calls twenty per cent, in favor of 
the bank. On a "cat" it is two to one that the player cannot 
guess the order in which the cards will appear, and if he 
succeeds he is paid twice the amount of his stake. It is gen 
erally conceded by intelligent gamblers, that the bank has no 
percentage on "calls" made on a "cat." 

Many mathematicians have set their brains to work to discov 
er the exact percentage on faro, but in every instance they have 
ignominiously failed. They have told us that on one thousand 
deals of the game, the splits on each deal will average one and 
one-half. Some of these astute calculators have told us that two 
splits per deal is a fair average, but it seems none of them, as 



DEPARTURE. 75 

yet, have come to any definite conclusion on that or any of these 
points. They have also told us that a pack of cards in twenty- 
five turns, counting the "soda" and "hock" as "dead" cards, 
can come six hundred and two different ways, counting among 
that number, twenty-five splits which may take place. They 
have calculated the chances of quadruple, triple, and double 
cards splitting at any stage of a deal. Still these clear heads 
are unable to arrive at the exact percentage on the game. Some 
think it will reach two and one-half per cent., while a majority 
of the most intelligent gamblers in the country believe it will not 
exceed one and one-half. 



CHAPTER IX. 

DEPARTURE. 

The assiduous attention which I paid to the Major and his 
patrons completely won his heart, and gained me the friendship 
of that remarkable man. I " looked out" for his faro game, and 
made deals for him, whenever he was tired. From the first 
night on which he opened his game, he had a full table of play 
ers, who were steadily eating up his bank ; night after night it 
lost, and night after night the smiling Major paid his losses with 
as much good humor as if the money were going into his pockets 
instead of out of them. The blind goddess seemed to have de 
serted him, but he never complained. He dealt a running limit 
of six and a quarter, and twenty-five, and confined his players 
strictly to that limit. But Clarke, Rathbon, Willis and Giles 
were the only players who would venture that amount. The 
players, being successful, would usually win enough to satisfy 
them for the nonce, and leave the room as early as eleven 
o'clock. If Giles or myself offered our condolence to the Major, 
on this unsatisfactory state of affairs, he would reply, "I'll win 
when my time comes, and not before, sir." After the players had 
left, it was the custom of the Major and Giles to have a "set-to" 
at politics over their glasses. The latter was a whig of the most 
rabid sort, and a great admirer of Henry Clay. The Major es 
poused the cause of no party or individual who had not received 



6 WANDERIXGS OF A VAGABOND. 

the stamp of approval from Virginia. He disliked Clay and 
Calhoun for no other reason than that they were not Virginians. 
To him both they and Jackson were second-rate lawyers, the lat 
ter of whom he denounced as a " narrow-minded bigot." " The 
most dangerous man that ever sat in the Presidential chair," he 
said one evening to Giles, and " what's more, sir, the damned 
party carrying out his infernal policy will destroy the country if 
Virginia don't come to the rescue." 

"Or Clay," said Giles, quietly. 

"He's a damned humbug, sir; as great a humbug as was ever 
foisted on the country. Virginia, sir, is the main prop and stay 
of the land." 

"Virginia be damned! What can it do?" demanded Giles, 
contemptuously, nettled at this unwarrantable attack on his fa 
vorite hero. 

" Virginia ! Virginia do, !" exclaimed the Major, rising from his 
seat, astounded at this audacious remark ; "Virginia is the Uni 
ted States, sir ! let Virginia once raise her voice, sir, and Clay, 
Calhoun, Jackson, and the infernal politicians who support 
them, will be scattered to the devil, sir." 

This forcible argument knocked Giles completely out of time. 
'Twas too deep for him. His ideas on politics might be de 
scribed as rather limited. He knew there must be two parties, 
one good and the other bad, and that it was the cardinal duty 
of every partisan to praise his party and damn the opposing one. 

The Major had lost steadily every night for two weeks. Clark 
had won from his bank, at the various sittings, sums varying 
from $50 to $100, and had never made a losing. Giles had 
won about three hundred, and all the players had beaten it out 
of various small amounts, nightly. One evening, after the play 
ers had gone, and Giles had also departed, the Major and myself 
sat alone in the tailor-shop, the Major at one of the tables, con 
sulting his memorandum-book : "Twenty-one hundred and sixty- 
dollars loser! pretty good losing, that, Jack, at a limit of six dol 
lars and a quarter, and twenty-five !" said the Major, peering at 
me over the tops of his spectacles. 

"Bad luck, Major; but it's a long lane has no turning. I hope 
better will come after a while," I replied, in a consoling tone. 

"Not here at least," he answered, calmly. 

" Why not here, Major?" 



DEPARTURE. 77 

11 Because I shall leave this place on the first boat for Wheel 
ing." 

" Indeed! 'I'm sorry to hear you say that, Major. But why 
do you go ? " 

" Because I've no more money to bank my game with, Jack." 

" Well, Major, if that's what's the matter, don't go," said I, 
springing to my feet; "I've got a thousand dollars, and will 
deal it off between us." He had closed his account book, and 
was in the act of putting it in his breast pocket, when I made 
this proposition. He stopped as if suddenly petrified, and stared 
at me in speechless amazement. Without giving him time to 
recover from his astonishment, I told him that I had a sum of 
money, which I had won at various times' at cards, that I was 
anxious to make more with it, and that I believed a better 
opportunity than the present could not be found to invest it. " If 
we lose the money, Major," I concluded, " I'll wait on you until 
you're able to pay me back your share of it, and you need have 
no delicacy, on the score of my age, about being interested with 
me, because I understand perfectly what I am about, and I 
don't wish it to be known that I am in any way connected with 
you." 

" But what about Giles 1 " the Major finally found his tongue 
to ask. 

"I'm my own master, Major. Giles knows nothing about my 
affairs whatever, and, what's more, I do not wish to have him." 

"Jack, you're a generous fellow; and I'm glad to find you so 
well fixed, my boy ! but take my advice, let gambling go to the 
devil. Remember, my boy, a gambler can never attain an 
honorable position in society. The money which you have saved 
will start you in some honorable business, and, if properly man 
aged, may be the foundation of a fortune." 

"Very good advice, sir, but quite thrown away on me. I've 
already made my election. When I made this offer to you, it 
was because it was for my interest to do so. There's money 
here, plenty of it, and I believe that faro can win it." 

" That's true, my boy. But, Jack, I can't think of losing your 
money ! That would be a cursed shame a boy like you ! " 

"If you should, I should not cry about it, and should we lose 
the first thousand, I've got another back of that, and I'll come 
up with it. Should both be lost, I shan't complain, and I don't 



78 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

want any one to suspect that I furnish any part of the money. 
You need have no scruples at all about the business, Major." 

"Very well, Jack; I accept your offer, on your own terms; and 
if we should be unfortunate, whatever my part of the loss may 
be, I'll pay it to you within a mouth afterwards." 

The following day I went to the Major's room at the "Old 
Hickory," and handed to him a thousand dollars. Whether his 
bad luck had run out, or my good fortune carried him with me, 
is a mystery unexplained, and by me unexplainable ; but cer 
tain it is that after I had banked the Major, he closed his bank 
winner every night while he remained in the town. When the 
players began losing, the game extended much farther into the 
night than formerly, land sometimes did not close until daylight. 
We did not make a losing for ten nights, and in that time the 
bank won about $3,100. Our customers were now playing on 
the raw material, as whatever money they had won from the 
Major's game they had already lost at ours, with considerable 
more besides; in consequence of which, several began to show- 
signs of ill temper. Clarke particularly had, on several occasions, 
made himself disagreeable at the game. He had lost all his 
former winnings, and about $700 more. On the tenth night 
after that on which the Major and myself had entered into our 
copartnership, when Clarke entered the room, I immediately 
observed he had been drinking, and apprehended we should 
have trouble with him. We had a full table of players, and the 
Major was winning every bet laid down against him. Clarke 
joined in the play, and lost $200, and then demanded of the 
Major $100 worth of checks, saying if he lost he would go over 
to the store and get the money. The Major told him politely 
that he made it his rule to credit no person for checks. 

" I couldn't expect anything better from a low-flung blackleg 
running about the country swindling people out of their money," 
roared Clarke, rising ; and seizing the chair on which he had been 
sitting, he dashed it with all his force against the wall, and then 
rushed out of the room. The Major wished to close the game, 
being apprehensive that he would return and display some more 
of his rudeness ; but Giles and the rest of the players insisted 
that he should go on, promising that neither Clarke nor any one 
else should molest him further. With this assurance, the game 
was continued. Clarke was not absent from the room more than 



DEPAPwTUKE. 79 

half an hour, when he returned, and flourishing in his hand a 
large roll of bank bills, said, " Clarke's credit ain't good for a hun 
dred, eh? He can buy you, Mr. Jenks, and all the dirty 
blacklegs like you this side of h 1, can't I, Hotch, old boy? " he 
asked of a burly butcher, named Hotchkius, who was present. 
Here Giles and several others remonstrated with Clarke, telling 
him that if he persisted in conducting himself in this boisterous 
manner it would lead to the arrest of every person in the house. 

"It's all right, boys," he replied; "I ain't another word to 
say ; but I'm going to bust this d d picayune faro -bank ;" and, 
drawing a chair to the table, pulled from his roll of bills a $50 
note, which he threw over to the Major and demanded checks 
for. He soon lost these and bought $50 more, with which he 
commenced crowding the Major's limit a piece of aggression 
which that gentleman would by no means tolerate. The amount 
of checks beyond the limit he would remove from Clarke's bets 
and politely hand them back to him. The latter would take them 
without a word, but the moment the Major's eyes were off him, 
down would go the checks again on the same card. The Major 
kept winning every bet he laid down, and in the meanwhile re 
monstrating and handing him his surplus checks with the remark, 
" Six dollars and twenty is the limit of the game, Mr. Clarke. I 
beg you wont crowd it." In this manner he played along at the 
game, holding a restraint on his tongue until he had lost $400 
from his roll of bank notes. He now began growling and curs 
ing at his luck, and finally commenced venting his spleen again 
upon the Major. " Two thousand dollar loser against this d d 
picayune bank, and they won't take a check over the limit. 

Blooded Virginians! Big gamblers! I'd hate d d bad 

to meet one of 'em in an alley on a dark night." These, and 
similar insults, excited the Major to such a pitch that he did not 
know what he was doing, and, had I not prevented him, would 
have paid all the stand-off bets on the lay-out, and overlooked 
those which he had won. I requested him to get up and let me 
deal; he consented, and asked Giles to "look out," saying, "I 
want to go over to the tavern a minute." The moment I seated 
myself in the dealing-chair, Clarke roared out, "What the h 1 
are you doing there ?" 

" I'm going to give you some better luck, Mr. Clarke," I re 
plied, good-humoredly. 



80 -WAXDEKIXGS OF A VAGABOXD. 

He glared at me for a moment, seemingly in doubt whether 
he should drag me from the chair or not, but finally, if such was 
his idea, abandoned it, and, without making me any rejoinder, 
placed six dollars and a quarter behind the queen. It lost on 
the turn. He again placed the same amount in the same place. 
It won twice and then lost on the turn. With a terrible oath, 
he seized a stack of checks lying before him, of $25 value, and 
threw them down in the same place. I won them in a few turns. 
He then took from his roll a $50 bill and placed it on the same 
spot, for which I turned and won. He now laid $50 more in 
the same place, and won. He let the $100 remain and lost. The^ 
stillness was painful. Not a word was spoken in the room, and 
the sound of the cards, as they glided from the dealing-box, was 
distinctly audible. I had made up my mind to let him break 
himself if he could, and I had a strong conviction that such 
would be the case, because, on an average, such was his luck ; he 
could not win one bet out of five. He now bet $100 on the same 
spot and lost, and made three more bets of the same amount, on 
the same spot, and lost, making him loser on the deal $573.50. 
While shuffling, preparatory to a fresh deal, a pin could have 
been heard distinctly had it been dropped on the floor, although 
there were as many as twenty persons in the room at the time. 
Such unusually heavy play tied the tongues of all present. Many 
of those in the room, no doubt, anticipated a row if Clarke lost 
all his money, as he seemed likely to do. I was perfectly cool, 
and felt as if I could win every dollar hazarded against me. 

When I had placed the cards in the dealing-box, Clarke bet 
$150 behind the queen. In this manner he kept on betting be 
hind the queen, and whenever he won his bet would go the 
paroli, but failed to win one of them. When the Major returned 
he was terror-stricken at the sight of a bundle of bank notes 
behind the queen, and in an excited manner asked me what 
the amount was. " Three hundred dollars, sir," I replied. 
A few turns before Clarke had won $150 and had let it remain 
with its product in the same place where he first laid it down. 

" Why, good God, Jack, what can you mean ? " he demanded. 

" Nothing, Major. It's all right," I replied, turning away 
without noticing him further. 

I won the bet ! 

Clarke now threw down the balance of his roll in a lump. I 



DEPAKTUKE. 81 

did not stop to inquire the amount, but in a few turns won, and 
found it made Clarke a loser that night to the tune of $2,100. 

When he saw his last stake vanish from his grasp, he said not 
a word, but leaned back in his chair and gazed vacantly down 
on the lay-out, as if he could not realize his situation. The 
remainder of the players handed in their checks and got the 
money for them, and not a few immediately left the premises, 
fearful, no doubt, that a row would take place. 

Clarke rallied himself at length, and demanded a drink of 
liquor, which, being given him by Giles, he swallowed it hastily ; 
then rose from his chair, and pointing his finger towards Major 
Jenks, addressed that gentleman in these words : 

"I want all my money back; and d n me if I don't have 

it, too." 

" For what reason, sir ? " demanded the Major. 

"Because I've been swindled out of it; ain't that reason 
enough ? " he shouted, savagely striking the table with his fist. 

"It's false, sir. You've not been swindled out of anything 
here," warmly replied the Major, reddening to the roots of his 
hair. 

" You can't fool me, old man," retorted Clarke, shaking his 
fist in the Major's face. " You've refused over and over again to 
let me bet a cent over your limit ! Ain't that so ! " 

" Certainly, sir ; but what has that to do with your being 
swindled out of your money ? " sternly demanded the Major. 

"It's got a heap to do with it." 

"Explain yourself, sir." 

"Why the h 1 did you get out of that chair when I was play 
ing, and let that d d cub sit there and turn for two and three 
hundred dollars, if you didn't know he was robbing me?" he 
fiercely asked. 

" Because he wanted to show you, Mr. Clarke," said I, slowly 
shaking my head at him, " that this was no low-flung picayune 
game." 

"You dirty puppy!" he cried, turning on me fiercely, "if you 
open your mouth again until you're spoken to I'll smash it in for 
you !" 

"Oh, don't, Mr. Clarke," I said, laughing in his face; "that 
would spoil my pretty looks." 

"Would it ? damn you !" he screamed, reaching across the table 
and catching me by my hair. 



82 WANDERINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

I had the dealing-box in my hand, and his fingers had scarcely 
fastened themselves in my hair, before I dealt him a heavy blow 
with the sharp corner of the box, which brought his head to the 
table. I followed this up with a rain of heavy blows on the head, 
and was only stopped when I was dragged away from my pros 
trate foe by Giles and others. So sudden had been the attack 
and the repulse, that, before the bystanders could interfere, 
Clarke was stretched a lifeless mass on the table before them. 
When they had washed the blood from his head, and restored him 
to some degree of consciousness, Giles and Rathbon, with the 
assistance of some others, led him over to his store, and in a few 
moments after the row the Major and I were left in the sole pos 
session of the place. 

"This is a bad business!" said the Major, looking pale and 
uneasy. 

"I'm not in the least sorry about it," I replied; " he deserved 
more than he got !" 

"Undoubtedly! but they'll arrest us, and I shall be prosecuted 
for gambling." 

"That's true, Major, and you must not wait for them to do so. 
I'll get Tom Jones to take you down to Cropps' landing to-night 
in his fishing-boat, and you can wait there in safety until you can 
get aboard of a steamer going down the river." 

This course being agreed upon, we commenced packing up the 
faro tools, when in rushed Giles, frightened out of his wits, and 
looking more like a ghost than his llesh and blood, and who cried 
out, "Jack, you've killed Clarke; he won't live till morning!" 

"Good God !" shrieked the Major, "is it so bad as that?" 

This unexpected news staggered me. The thought that I might 
have injured Clarke seriously never crossed my mind. But, young 
as I was, I had more presence of mind than Giles or the Major, in 
this emergency. "We must leave here without a moment's delay," 
I said to the Major. I informed Giles of my previous intention 
of having the Major taken to Cropps' landing, where he could wait 
for a boat to take him down the river; but told him I now 
intended to be the companion of his flight, and I asked him to 
assist the Major in getting his things down to Tom Jones' fish 
ing place, while I preceded him there, to make arrangements for 
our flight. 

"But you'll goto the house, Jack, and see the old woman, and 
get your clothes, won't you?" asked Giles. 



DEPARTURE. 83 

"No, the clothes would only burden me, and be useless besides 
now, and I shall be spared the pain of breaking the terrible news 
to Mrs. Giles; besides, we have not one moment to lose; so hurry 
down to the river." 

When I reached the landing, to my great joy a stern- wheel 
steamer was just turning the- bend of the river a sight which 
entirely altered my plans for flight. I resolved to take passage on 
her, and if she made Wheeling by the next evening, as she ought 
to do, to stick by her until she reached that place, and if she got 
stuck on a sand-bar to abandon her and take to the country, 
where I should seek an asylum until I heard from Giles. 

I met him and the Major coming down with the luggage. 
They were both overjoyed at the sight of the steamer, and ap 
proved of my plan. 

We got aboard of the boat as soon as she landed. "Write to 
me at Wheeling, care of Mr. Lane, No. 147 Main street," said 
the Major to Giles, as we stood together on the boiler deck of the 
steamer. "Direct your letter to Joshua Watkins, instead of 
Major George Jenks. Can you remember that, Mr. Giles?" 

"Certainly lean ; but why not direct the letter to you?" 

" Damn it, sir, do you want to direct a letter to Major George 
Jenks, and set the sheriff on our tracks ?" 

"Oh! I see," cried Giles. "But in case I write you that 
Clarke's dying, what then T' 

" Then rest assured that Jack and myself will get into the 
mountains of Virginia faster than deers, and when once there 
we're safe, in spite of all the sheriffs in your d d abolition State. 
Giles promised to write to us every mail, and, after shaking the 
Major warmly by the hand, and bidding him watch over me, he 
turned to me and said, "Jack, if anything bad happens to you, 
it will kill the old woman!" 

"You need not tell her of this scrape," I cried, eagerly; "make 
up any other story and tell her about my leaving." 

" Why, you fool ! Jack, don't you know that every tale-bearing 
b h in the town will be carrying the news to her before the dew 
is off the ground ?" 

"Get ashore!" sung out the mate, and at the same moment 
the stroke of the bell told us we were getting under way. 

Giles wrung me by the hand, and jumped ashore just as the 
clock on the court-house chimed eleven. In a few moments 
more we were out of sight of Marietta. 



84 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

CHAPTEE X. 

PHANTOMS OF THE MEMORY. 

Shortly after the steamer left Marietta I turned into my berth 
and slept for about two hours. In the meantime I had a horri 
ble dream, from which I awoke in a fright, and which impressed 
me so vividly that to this day I distinctly remember it. In my 
dream I was riding on horseback over a turnpike road, which 
ran alongside a beautiful stream of water. As I looked at the 
stream I suddenly became aware of an enormous tortoise swim 
ming along, following the direction of the road. As I looked 
again I perceived that the tortoise had a man's head, and, as it 
turned its face in the direction of mine, horror of horrors ! I 
discovered the ghastly, blood-stained countenance of Clarke. I 
closed my eyes against the frightful vision and turned my head 
from the stream to the other side of the road, but when I once 
more opened my eyes and looked down, there, alongside my horse, 
was the tortoise, with the threatening eyes of Clarke looking at 
me from its face. I plunged my spurs into my horse's flanks, 
and on we flew with the speed of the wind, but not so swiftly 
but whenever I turned my eyes to either side of my horse they 
were met by those in the ghastly face of Clarke upon the body of 
the tortoise. Whether in the stream or upon the road, it showed 
no signs of locomotion, yet the utmost speed of my good horse 
was insufficient to carry me beyond it. In an agony of terror I 
awoke. It was some moments before I could remember where I 
was, but soon the disastrous events of the evening returned up 
on my memory in their full force. The Major was snoring with 
a forty-horse power hi the berth beneath me, and, without dis 
turbing him, I left my own, and sought the boiler-deck of the 
steamer, where I remained the rest of the night. 

My dream had left such a fearful impression upon my mind, 
that I felt certain that Clarke was dead ; and I began to feel 
anxious about my own safety. Fear had clutched me with its 
icy fingers, and I could not shake it off. My mind, during that 
long night, would admit no subject but the murdered Clarke. 
It pictured to me every possible phase of the subject the news 
spread through the little town ; the people talking of it hi little 



PHANTOMS OF THE MEMOKY. 85 

knots at the street-corners; the coroner's inquest and those 
who would be there ; the verdict of the coroner's jury ; the offi 
cers in pursuit of rue every incident connected with my capture 
and being brought back to Marietta and incarcerated in the lit 
tle stone jail. Then the trial in the crowded court-room witn 
hundreds of familiar faces staring at me. My imagination 
showed me every moment of the trial the judge, the lawyers, 
and old Scruggs giving me " blazes " in the cracked and discord 
ant voice I remembered to have heard so many times, trying to 
convince the jury that the offender before him was the greatest 
miscreant on the face of the earth, whom it would be a burning 
shame and disgrace to all good men and true to allow any longer 
to cumber the earth. Then would come the awful sentence of the 
judge, "hanged by the neck until you are dead, dead, dead!" 
Then the last dread scene, disclosing the gallows, the swaying 
multitude, the sea of up -turned faces, and myself in the place 
where I saw them put old man Langston for murdering his wife. 
Then would rush over me, like a great wave, the grief and dis 
tress of my poor foster-mother, that her boy should come to such 
an end. I would start from my seat at these thoughts and pace 
the deck hi an agony. 

I tried to shake off these gloomy impressions and take a more 
cheerful view of things, but it was useless : they returned again 
and again. The thought struck me that the authorities might 
ride to Wheeling and arrest me there on the arrival of the steam 
er, and, had she landed during the night, I am firmly convinced 
that I should have taken " French leave " of the Major, and 
sought the woods for safety. " 'Tis the eye of childhood that 
fears a painted devil." 

In the gallery of the Louvre there is a picture, by Prudhon, 
representing a sandy defile bristling with rocks, and lighted by the 
full moon. Stretched naked on the sands is the corpse of a young 
man, while his assassin, clad in a tunic and mantle, and holding 
in his hand a poignard, is hurriedly making his escape. His 
dark, brutal -looking countenance, with its low, narrow forehead, 
is turned over his shoulder, as if attracted to the spot where lies 
his murdered victim, above whom, flying in the air, are Ven 
geance and Justice. The former holds a torch in one hand and 
with the other is in the act of seizing the murderer by the hair; 
beside her is Justice, armed with a sword and scales. I have 



86 "WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

often gazed with admiration on this master-piece, but never with 
out its bringing fresh to my mind the terrible agony I endured 
during the night of my flight from Marietta. 

"When the Major joined mo in the morning, he was struck by 
my haggard appearance, and used all his powers of persuasion to 
induce me to believe I was beyond the reach of danger. He 
took me with him on to the hurricane-deck, where he could talk 
to me without being overheard, and tried his best to impress me 
with the belief that Clarke was not seriously injured. "Keep 
cool, Jack, my boy, there's not a bit of danger, not the least, sir. 
And if you'd killed the scoundrel on the spot you would only 
have served him right, damn him. The law wouldn't touch a 
hair of your head, sir. Damn it, what right had he to violate 
the person of a gentleman, sir?" At every "sir," down would 
come the Major's cane, with a thump on the roof of the boat, as 
if he intended by that means to establish his opinion more 
strongly in my mind. But he did not succeed in dissipating my 
fears, and when I expressed my apprehension of being captured 
at Wheeling, on the arrival of the boat at that place, and brought 
back to Marietta, he straightened himself up to his full height, 
and scornfully gazed down upon me. " Why, damn it, sir, I 
thought you had some spirit, but you haven't, sir. You're an 
infernal coward, sir ; that's what you are, sir. I'm ashamed of 
you, sir, and I'll have nothing more to do with you." At each 
" sir," down came the ferule of tbe cane, as if he was bent on 
punching a hole through the roof of the boat. After telling me 
he should have nothing more to do with me, he flung his cane 
under his arm, turned on his heel, and left me in disgust. I did 
not blame him I was disgusted with myself for being such a 
coward, but 'twas all the effect of that horrible dream. The 
Major had made about half a dozen steps away from me, when 
he turned round and ran up to me, caught me by both hands, 
saying, "Never mind me, my boy, I didn't mean a word of it ; I 
only spoke so to spur you up, and make you shake off that damn 
scare you've got. Cheer up, Jack, and be a man, as you are. 
I'll never leave you, sir ; no, sir, never while my name's Major 
George Jenks. And if that scoundrel dies, I'll take you with 
me into the mountains of Virginia, where you'll live like a prince, 
sir, and all the constables in Ohio can't take you out of it, sir. 
So don't be uneasy any more." 

The Major had often told me about his handsome and well- 



PHANTOMS OF THE MEMORY. 87 

stocked farm, which he called " The Hawk's Nest," lying in one 
of the valleys along the Blue Eidge Mountains. According to his 
own tale, he was a person of some importance there. His relatives, 
who were all wealthy farmers, resided there, and were the most 
influential persons in the neighborhood. Of course I believed 
every word he said, and it gave me no little satisfaction to know 
that, in case of the worst, I should find an asylum in the mountain 
fastnesses of Virginia. But I never had the pleasure of beholding 
the lordly manor of "The Hawk's Nest," nor did I ever visit the 
Blue Eidge Mountains, which the Major was so fond of talking 
about. While I was with him in Virginia, he never once thought 
of visiting "The Hawk's Nest," though he frequently referred to 
it in conversation with me, especially when telling me of the 
number and quality of his racing colts, which he was intending to 
bring on the turf in a few years. Before our flight I had dis 
covered that he was rather hyperbolical, but I never believed 
him to be a Munchausenist until after our arrival in Eichmond. 
One day, while taking a stroll with one of his most intimate friends, 
I incidentally mentioned the glowing description the Major gave 
of his farm in the Blue Eidge, and of how important a personage 
he was in his neighborhood. My companion shook his head and 
laughed heartily. "Why!" I exclaimed, much surprised, "you 
don't mean to say he's been stuffing me ? What could be his object 
in doing so ?" 

"None in the world," he replied, laughing good-humoredly. 
" You can't find a more honest man than the Major, or one more 
kind-hearted : but pomposity is his weakness. He's told that story 
so often about his farm, that he's really got to believe it himself." 

" And do you mean to say he's got no farm ?" 

" I don't believe he owns a foot of ground on earth !" 

" And what about those rich relations of his?" I asked. 

" He has got two brothers living on small patches of ground 
somewhere in the Blue Eidge ; but they wouldn't have hog and 
hominy enough to keep the hide on themselves and their children, 
if the Major did not give them some assistance now and then." 

"You astonish me," I replied. "I knew the old fellow was 
visionary ; but I never knew before that he was such a confound 
ed liar." 

" Don't let him know that you're any wiser on these points 
than he wishes you to be, or he'll take the sulks and leave you." 

I promised to obey his instructions, and we parted. 



"WANDEKCN-GS OP A VAGABOND. 

CHAPTER XI. 

WHEELING. 

It was late in the evening when we reached Wheeling, and, to 
my great joy, I was not pursued and arrested, as I had gloomily 
anticipated, on the landing of the steamer. 

The Major took me with him to the residence of his friend, Mr. 
Lane, in whose charge he left me, and proceeded to the " United 
States Hotel," which was a few steps from the landing, and to 
which he had ordered his luggage to be carried. 

Mr. Richard Lane, in whose house I found an asylum, was the 
only son of a highly respectable merchant of Wheeling. His 
mother dying during his infancy, young Dick was brought up 
under the care of his remaining parent, who did not marry again 
until he was eighteen years of age, at which time he was sent to 
the University of Virginia, to be made acquainted with the subtle 
intricacies of the law. 

While there, young Lane paid full as much attention to the 
mysteries attached to a pack of cards as to unraveling the knotty 
points of Coke or Blackstone. Money being requisite in both 
these pursuits, the pockets of the elder Lane were doubly taxed, 
in order to meet the demands caused by the profligacies of his 
son. At first he paid grudgingly; but when he saw broken the 
repeated promises of reformation made by his son, he buttoned up 
his pockets and abandoned him to his fate. Young Lane con 
tinued to live along on his wits, and by borrowing on his own 
promises to pay and drafts drawn upon his father, both of which 
were dishonored, when, for some more outrageous piece of ras 
cality than usual, he was expelled from his college, and his father, 
no less cruel than his preceptors, forbade his return home after 
such disgrace. Young Dick made his way to Richmond, where 
he divided his time between such of the gambling-rooms as he 
could gain an entrance to. He did his best in the borrowing line, 
playing at games and short cards, in which manner about three 
years more of his life passed. About this time an old gambler by 
the name of Brooks, living in Richmond, took a fancy to Dick, and 
made him a faro-dealer. It was here that Lane and Major Jenks 
became acquainted, both being concerned in the same gambling- 



WHEELING. 89 

house during the space of a year, and in which time they had re 
alized a clean profit of twenty-two thousand dollars. Lane had 
shaken off his dissipated habits by this time, and had paid all his 
debts. A few years later his father died, without ever being re 
conciled to his son ; but, dying intestate, his only child, of course, 
fell heir to his property. He returned to Wheeling after an 
absence of seven years, to find, to his chagrin and disappoint 
ment, that a single house valued at ten thousand dollars, and 
debts amounting to four thousand dollars, were all that remained. 
Lane paid the debts and took possession of the house, and about 
six months later married his wife, stealing her away from her 
parents, who were bitterly opposed to him, and taking her to 
Richmond. Mrs. Lane was the offspring of one of the first 
families of Wheeling not the first fafnilies of Virginia, none of 
that rather equivocal stock having gotten as farwest as Wheeling. 
From where did it derive its existence? From those emigrants 
who landed from the three ships in the Chesapeake Bay, in the 
year of our Lord 1607? If so, that party being composed entirely 
of the male gender, the weaker vessels necessarily must have been 
taken from among the Indian women, which might have a ten 
dency to adulterate the pure Anglo-Norman blood. Forty years 
later we find existing in Virginia a small oligarchy composed of 
the principal landholders, who tried to rule the colony by right 
of property or by "right divine," as all tyrannical bodies of men 
have ruled from time immemorial. Possibly from this oli 
garchy sprang originally the F. F. V.'s. But a good part of these 
colonists having "left their country for their country's good," in 
consequence of an inability to distinguish "mine" from "thine," 
or some such little innocent idiosyncracy, which the cruel and 
tyrannical laws of Great Britain at that time punished by sending 
them out to Virginia, to be sold as slaves for various periods, 
according to the enormity of their offenses, it is presumable that 
some of these unfortunate individuals, at the expiration of their 
sentences, being purged, according to law, of the stains of dis 
honor, and restored to the rights of citizenship, would have work 
ed out for themselves a brighter future ; and that, in course of 
time, their offspring, having obtained a respectable property posi 
tion in society, would come to be considered worthy consorts for 
the daughters of the wealthy land-owners. By these means it is 
plausible to suppose that the "blue blood," which is believed to 



90 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

have formerly coursed through the veins of the first families of 
Virginia, has been adulterated, so far, at least, as to bring back its 
color to the reddish hue of that which runs in the veins of ordi 
nary mortals. Such being the case, ,it's very possible that not 
a drop of the "cl'ar grit" can be found at the present time in the 
Old Dominion. 

The parents of Mrs. Lane belonged to the moneyocracy; and 
families of that stamp, proud, arrogant, and -conceited, may fce 
found in every one-horse town and village, as well as every dense 
ly populated city in the world ; consequently no one need be 
surprised that they resolutely shut their doors in her face for 
having the audacity to marry a gambler, and a poor one at that; 
a rich gambler might have been tolerated, but to throw herself 
away on a poor one was unpardonable. 

Lane and his wife, after an absence of about a year, during 
which time they had lived in Richmond, returned to Wheeling, 
in the hopes that her parents would relent and take them un 
der their fostering wing. But as well might the young Alexis 
Petrowich have tried to move the icy heart of his father, Peter 
the Great, when he had decoyed him from Naples to Moscow, in 
order to put him to death. Lane, finding that his wife's parents 
still continued obdurate, was for disposing of what property he 
had there and returning to Richmond ; but his wife, who had 
inherited some of the stubborn nature of her parents, having 
learned that her presence in the place was an eye-sore to them, 
and they desired nothing so much as her absence, like an unduti- 
ful child, she refused to budge an inch, thereby keeping her hus 
band in a place where it was impossible for him to make a living 
by the exercise of his profession. By renting the lower part of 
their house for a store, it being situated on a main business street, 
they eked out a kind of a respectable living. 

When I was introduced to Mr. Lane he was about thirty years 
of age, remarkably handsome, both in face and figure. He con 
versed with ease and fluency, was witty and intelligent, and had 
the manners and habits of a gentleman, besides being a tender 
husband and devoted to his children, of whom he had two, a boy 
and a girl. He possessed both energy and ability, and was ca 
pable of making friends wherever he went; but fashionable 
society could not countenance him, because he was tainted with 
the damned spot of the professional gambler. Mrs. Lane was a 



WHEELING. 91 

strong, healthy woman, and if nature had denied her beauty, it 
had endowed her with nobler gifts cheerfulness and intelligence. 
During the few days I was in hiding at her house, she tried to 
make my situation as easy and comfortable as possible, with 
out once trying to pry into the circumstances of the case, or my 
history a thing many persons might have presumed on doing, on 
account of my youth. That I was the protege of Major Jenks 
was sufficient for herself and husband ; and I was confident that 
while under their roof I had nothing to fear from being treach 
erously given up to the officers of the law. 

Lane's presence in Wheeling was barely tolerated by the offi 
cers of the law, who were of the puritanical order, and who car 
ried out their policy with the seeming intention of making the 
present generation, if not the next one, remember their intoler 
ant spirit. The Maine liquor law became an established fact in 
the place, billiard and bagatelle tables were prohibited, and also 
bowling-alleys. Such individuals as indulged in their leisure 
hours at cock-fights, dog-fights, or bull-baits, or any other dis 
play of the manly art, were mulcted in heavy fines. Whenever 
the patrons of these sports desired to amuse themselves they 
were obliged to seek the fields of some adjoining county, or cross 
into the more liberal State of Ohio. Faro-dealers had given the 
place a wide berth within the last few years, previous to our 
arrival in the place, and well might they, if they had gathered 
any wisdom from the way in which the fraternity had been 
treated there. Several had from time to time the temerity to 
come within the sacred precincts of the city, and, after prospect 
ing it, to open their banks. They were allowed to proceed for a 
time, to give them confidence, when they were suddenly pounc 
ed upon by the officers of the law, and with all their players 
taken to the lock-up. The latter were usually released the same 
night, or next morning, on payment of a fine of twenty-five dol 
lars, besides having the felicity of seeing their names in full in 
the newspapers among the " list of gamblers captured last night 
by our ' Argus-eyed ' police." The owners of the bank were 
accommodated with private lodgings in the brick jail, from the 
barred windows of which they could solace themselves with a 
sight of the beautiful foliage of the papaw bushes, which 
adorned the hill back of their prison, and meditate on the con 
flicting opinions of mankind, and the arrogant pride of some of 



92 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

that species in forcing the result of their opinions upon whoever 
had the misfortune to disagree with them, while "dressed in a 
little brief authority." After a few days' incarceration they were 
released, but not until they were leeched out of their last dollar, 
and then compelled to leave the city within a few hours. Should 
they refuse to accept their liberty on such hard terms, they must 
either procure bail, or remain in jail till the court sat, which was 
once in six months, when certain conviction, with a $1,000 fine 
and imprisonment for one year in the county jail would be their 
doom. Of the two evils the former was the least, and such faro- 
dealers as were arrested in the place chose it, and gave to the 
officers their last dollar to escape their clutches. This plun 
der was divided between the Mayor of the city, the Marshal, 
and the District Attorney. Over every foot of soil belonging to 
the State of Virginia the punishment for dealing a banking game 
of faro was a fine of $1,000 and imprisonment for one year in 
the county jail ; but the law had fallen into disuse except in 
Wheeling, where it was enforced by a few rascally officials, for 
the benefit of their own pockets. 

Lane was the only person who had ever had the hardihood not 
to be fleeced of his money, when arrested for dealing faro. Be 
ing a citizen, and having many influential friends in the place, he 
imagined that if he opened a faro-bank he would be exempt 
both from prosecution and persecution, so he tried it on. This 
happened about eighteen months before our arrival. Lane was 
allowed to proceed for a time, and then was suddenly arrested, 
with all his players. He furnished the 'necessary bail, stood his 
trial, was convicted, and, according to statute, sentenced to pay a 
fine of one thousand dollars, and be imprisoned for one year. 
Through the influence of his friends in Eichmond, however, he 
was pardoned by the Governor, about two weeks after the pass 
ing of his sentence, to the immense disgust of the puritans of 
Wheeling. He never again tempted fortune by opening a faro- 
bank there, although he told us the present Marshal was friend 
ly to him, and had said he might open one if he wished, provided 
he conducted it very quietly. 

On the second day, the anxiously expected letter from Giles 
arrived, and, to my unbounded joy, Clarke was not dead, "nor 
is he going to make a die of it," wrote Giles. "But that lick 
you gave him over the eye with the dealing-box has branded 



WHEELING. 93 

him with the mark of the tiger, and he'll carry it to his grave 
with him." He then went on to state that nearly all of those 
who were in the room, when the row occurred, left town that 
night or the next morning, being afraid they might, if they staid, 
he brought up as witnesses; but it was unnecessary, for the 
whole affair had been kept so silent that the saints in power had 
received no inkling of it, up to the time of his writing. He 
further stated that Clarke advised his friends to keep the whole 
affair under cover, but that he threatened to kill me when he re 
covered. Giles therefore advised us not to return to Marietta 
until he could come to some friendly understanding with him. 
His admonition was entirely unnecessary. Nothing but force 
would have induced the Major to return, and as for myself, with 
more than five thousand dollars in my pocket, and an anxiety to 
see strange climes and faces, I certainly was not likely to do 
so, all things considered. Clarke's threat would have withheld 
me, if nothing else ; not that I feared him especially, and I was 
certainly overjoyed to know I had not killed him, but it would 
have been foolish for me to have returned where my presence 
was certain to bring perplexity and trouble to those who loved 
me. 

On the day following the reception of Giles' letter, Lane told 
the Major and myself that he had had an interview with the 
City Marshal, and that he was willing to permit us to open and 
conduct a faro-bank in the place, provided we gave to him one 
hundred dollars, and five per cent, of whatever we won. In 
consideration of which we should not be molested by him, and in 
case any complaint was made against us, or any movements of 
any kind that would endanger our safety on foot, that he would 
give us timely warning. Lane advised us to accept- the terms, 
promising, if we did so, to bring to us a valuable moneyed play, 
and would also furnish the money to take a third interest in the 
game. The Major was pleased with the proposal, "because," 
said he, "after taking our money he won't betray us, and the 
prospect of making more will induce him to protect us." So we 
agreed to try our fortune in Wheeling, and lost no time in look 
ing out for a suitable place to set up our bank. 

"My room at the hotel is just the thing," said the Major, 
bringing down his open palm smartly upon his knee. 

"That's so," returned Lane, "and old Griffiths, the landlord, is 



94 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

just the man we want to do business with ; he'd walk a mile of 
a rainy night, any time, to get a chance to play against faro; be 
sides, he'll bring every one with him that's worth having, so I'll 
go down and sound the old cock." 

Mr. Griffiths, the proprietor of the "United States Hotel," 
was a good-natured, jovial kind of soul ; he was fond of his tod 
dies, always ready to attend a cock-fight or a horse-race, or to 
play a stack of white checks against a faro-bank, or even to 
amuse himself at a small game of poker. But to allow a faro- 
bank to be conducted in his own house, the fine for such a little 
delinquency being five hundred dollars, was more than the old 
gentleman could stomach. 

"But don't I tell you I've got the Marshal all right? " argued 
Lane, in plea of his suit. 

"Have you, though?" exclaimed mine host of the "United 
States;" "and I tell you I know Jerry Clemmens, the Marshal, as 
you call him, a damn sight better than you do. He's a thief, 
Mr. Lane, and all them fellers connected with him are a set of 
thieves, the whole kit and bilin' of 'em, as you'll find out to your 
sorrow, if you trust any on 'em ! " 

Facing the upper end of the steamboat landing, and built 
against the steep bank of the river, was a small three -story 
brick house. The ground floor of this building was occupied as 
a grocery store. The second story, which was unoccupied, had 
in front a wooden balustrade, from which a ricketty stairway 
descended to the street. The top story was entered by a single 
door, from the back street, which wound from the landing to the 
top of the hill, against which the house was built, and soon after 
lost itself in the main street of the city. When seen from the 
rear, it seemed merely a one-story brick house. This top room 
was occupied by a drunken tailor, by the name of Morse, who 
was, at one time, owner of the best tailoring establishment in 
Wheeling; but love of liquor had brought him so low that his 
former patrons dared not trust him with cloth sufficient to make 
a pair of pantaloons, for fear he would sell it for whiskey. He 
managed to live by working during the day at any stray jobs of 
mending old clothes, and from what he could collect from small 
poker parties, who met by stealth in his room at night. He 
would generally keep sober until he had accumulated twenty or 
thirty dollars, when he would start on a spree, and keep it up 
as long as he had a cent or could run his face for a dram. 



WHEELING. 95 

It was from this worthy gentleman, then, that we received 
permission to set up our game in his house. Ho was just get 
ting off one of his customary sprees, flat broke, and glad of the 
opportunity to make another raise by renting his room to us 
for two dollars a night. Lane, to quiet any fears he might en 
tertain of being punished for allowing us to deal faro in his 
room, told him, with a significant wink, that there was no dan 
ger to be apprehended from the authorities, as he'd fixed them 
all right. 

" Clemmens, you mean, I know," said Morse, with a shake of the 
head. Look out for him, Mr. Lane; he 's as slippery as an eel; I 
ain't afeard o' his botherin' me, cos he can't make nothin' outer 
me, but he won't do, that's flat," said Mr. Morse, with another 
ominous shake of his head. "Rec'lect, Mr. Lane," he continued, 
"your friends here is strangers, an' are got money, an' them there 
robbers will go for it as quick as a bass will go for a minnow, 
if you give 'em half a chance." 

"Don't let that bother your head, old fellow; I've arranged all 
that," said Lane. 

" May be," returned Mr. Morse, " but there's no harm, Mr. 
Lane, in just shutting the gate. Look there," he said, pointing 
with his finger towards a corner of the floor; "make a trap door, 
and a pair of stairs down into the room below ; there ain't no 
body livin' there, and from them there balcony stairs you can 
make tracks towards the levee, if them peelers took it into their 
heads to break in on ye some fine night when there was a lot 
here a fightin' the tiger." 

"By the Lord!" exclaimed the Major, jumping to his feet, 
"you're the only sensible man among us, and your advice, sir, is 
too good to be thrown away." 

Lane procured a carpenter on whose secrecy he could rely ; he 
made the trap and stairs at his shop, and fitted them to their 
place, during the night. This part of our arrangements we kept 
to ourselves, not deeming it wise to admit our customers into the 
secret. Lane had a dealing-table, which we transferred from his 
residence to the room, also during the night, and, with the as 
sistance of some chairs, candlesticks, and other requisite articles, 
we were ready to receive customers. Lane commenced muster ^ 
ing his players, but they fought very shy for the first two or 
three nights. Lane would bring them in and introduce them, 



96 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

and the Major would show his hospitality by shoving before 
them a bottle and glasses, or porter, if they perferred it, but no 
sooner had they swallowed their beverage than they would re 
tire precipitately, as if they were afraid the claws of the police 
would seize upon them before they could reach the street. 
Lane's repeated assurances that there was nothing to fear, as he 
had the Marshal all right, finally began to have its weight. 
The third evening of our venture, two gentlemen having the 
fear of the law less before their eyes than their companions, 
bought twenty dollars' worth of checks, and with them tackled 
the "tiger." They lost, and almost immediately left the room. 
They came again on the following evening, and tried their luck, 
which gave confidence to others. From that night the number 
of our players gradually increased; even the jovial landlord of the 
"United States" so far overcame his fears as to lend us the light 
of his countenance, which was a host in our favor, because every 
player in the place, whose custom was worth having, would fol 
low where old John Griffiths led. Finally our room was filled 
every night, with from fifteen to twenty players, all business 
men, merchants, stage-agents, steamboat-captains, and the like, 
who all had plenty of money, which they bet liberally against 
the game. The Major and myself dealt, and frequently did 
not make acquaintance with our beds before daylight. Lane 
introduced the customers to the game, besides keeping himself 
in the good graces of the Marshal, on whom he was careful to 
make a quiet call, every morning, and report proceedings. 
Every precaution had been taken to keep our business as 
secret as possible. Not a light could be seen in our room from 
the street. Morse was on duty in the street, with a key, that none 
might gain admittance but our known customers, and having a 
suspicion, notwithstanding the Marshal's assurance to Lane, 
that the Wheeling authorities might not share Mr. Pitt's opinion, 
that "the hut of the peasant should be as secure from official in 
trusion as the palace of the king," we had caused a strong oaken 
bar, held by two heavy iron staples firmly fastened into the door 
posts, to be put up. We had also arranged with our worthy 
sentinel, Morse, that in case a descent was made upon us, he 
should give timely warning, in order that we might make our es 
cape by the trap-door. The signal agreed upon was that he 
should sing out, loud enough for us to hear, " Whose corn-patch 



WHEELING. 97 

is to be robbed now ? " This luminous idea emanated from the 
prolific brain of the Major, who contended it was an unusual 
expression, and less likely to create a misunderstanding than 
another. For more than two weeks our game continued with 
out any impediment, during which time it won about $2,300. 
But everything is uncertain in this world, except death, rent- 
day, and board-bills. On the eighteenth night, our gambling 
career in Wheeling was brought to an abrupt close. 

"'Twas the 'witching hour of night, when churchyards 
yawn," etc., and our players were about $500 ahead of the bank, 
the first successful assault they had made upon it since we had 
opened. Their good fortune rendered them good-natured, and 
the four dozen of ale and .porter, together with a gallon of 
brandy, which they had hidden away behind their shirts, began 
to make them feel comfortable and happy. Among them was 
a big burly red-headed Irishman named Dougherty, the only 
loser in the party. He was interested in a wholesale liquor store 
in the place. His excitable temperament would not allow him 
to sit in a chair while at play, like any one else, but kept him 
continually walking about the room, now and then reaching 
over the heads of the other players to place a bet on the lay 
out, or pick one up from it. Whenever his checks gave out, 
and he discovered a card which he thought a winner, he would 
sing out to me, " Howld where ye're, Jack, a bit, till I bate the 
bank;" then he would bid me put " tin dollars in ivory " on his 
chosen card, " an' if I lose them, me boy, sure I've the money in 
me fist to pay yez," at the same time displaying a gold eagle in 
his fingers. Whether from the closeness of the room, the liquor 
he had drank, or his losing rather heavily against the bank, the 
perspiration rolled in streams from his face, and between watch 
ing his bets and swabbing himself with a red bandana hand 
kerchief, he had quite enough to keep him pretty well employ 
ed. "Howld there, Jack, till I bate ye's." "Yes sir, what can I 
do for Mr. Dougherty?" "Ye'll put tin dollars in ivory beyant 
the blagard king; it's bate me three times, he has, hand runnin', 
bad ln*k till his dirty carcass." I placed the ten dollars' worth 
of checks as he had desired, when he said, " By your lave, 
master Jack, them checks will engraft themsilves on the black 
sivin, and if there isn't a black sivin in the box, the divil other 
one it'll take; do ye mind that, master Jack ?" " All right, Mr. 



98 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

Dougherty," had no sooner passed my lips, than the shrill voice 
of Morse was heard, singing out, "Whose corn-patch is to bo 
robbed now ? " 

"By the Eternal!" exclaimed the Major, "they're going to 
break in upon us." 

" What's the matter ? Anything wrong ? What's up?" queried 
several of the players at once. 

" The authorities are at the door, gentlemen," whispered the 
Major. 

All was now confusion and dismay. Some of the players de 
manded money for their checks, while some stuck theirs in their 
pockets, as they rose frightened from their seats. I conveyed 
what money was in the card-box to my breast-pocket, and had 
barely done so when all the lights were extinguished, by whom, 
I do not to this day know, but evidently by some of the players. 
We now heard a short scuffle at the door, and the raised voice of 
Morse crying, "This is my house, and you can't get into it." A 
moment's stillness was broken by a smart rapping on the door 
with a stick, and a stern voice demanding it to be opened in the 
name of the law. "It's the Mayor," whispered one of the play 
ers. No response being made to this demand, the same voice 
called out in a louder key, "If you don't open the door, I'll 
burst it open." "Begorra, ye'd betther not, if ye're wise," 
shouted Dougherty. A heavy surge against the door was the 
only response, followed by another, which shook the old tene 
ment so that for a moment I thought it was about to tumble 
into the river. The strong oaken bar, before mentioned, kept 
the door from being broken, but it was evident it would not 
stand much further pressure. I had by this time gathered up 
the faro tools, and, with the assistance of the Major, had placed 
them in the valise. I then whispered in his ear, " The trap -door ! 
be quick!" He squeezed my arm, and I moved forward, or 
rather groped my way, the Major holding by my arm till we 
reached the desired spot. I brushed from it the rubbish of old 
clothing belonging to Morse, under which it was hidden, and 
raised the trap. I made the Major descend first, and passed 
him the valise ; I then made the best of my way down myself. I 
had scarcely placed my foot upon the second step of the narrow 
staircase, when the powerful voice of Dougherty sounded on my 
ear, calling to those battering at the door, in stentorian tones, 



WHEELING. 99 

"If ye's break down that dure, I'll murther ivery mother's son 
o' ye's." They heeded him not, but with renewed energy, as it 
seemed, continued surging against it with their united' strength, 
the door now evidently showing signs of giving way. " Let's 
fight the d d sons of b s," cried a voice which I recognized as 
belonging to an agent for one of the stage lines. "What the 
divil else would we do but fight 'em, blood an' ouns yes, and 
bate 'em too," responded Dougherty. His voice seemed to have 
the effect of a slogan; every one of the besieged appeared to re 
spond to it. The rattling of the bottles piled near the door in 
formed me that they were preparing to give their assailants a 
warm reception. They had barely time to seize them, when the 
door came in with a crash, carrying with it two of its besiegers. 
These escaped the worse fate of many of their companions, who 
were received with such a volley of bottles as sent numbers of 
them "to grass," not to "come up to time" again that night, 
either. The defenders of the citadel charged upon such of the 
assailants as remained, after they had expended their bottles, 
with such force and energy that the Mayor and his satellites 
were all ignorniniously routed, or placed "hors du combat." 
While watching the short struggle by the dim light which shone 
in through the broken-down door, I lost all sense of my situa 
tion. I listened to the powerful voice of Dougherty cheering on 
his friends, and could see his burly form as he "waded into" his 
foes, knocking them right and left. The attack was so sudden 
and unexpected, that the Mayor and his party were whipped 
before they had time to make hardly a show of resistance. The 
Major had made his way to the balcony, which overlooked the 
river, where he waited for a few moments, expecting momenta 
rily that I would join him. All this time I had been standing on 
the second step of the staircase, but was now brought to my 
senses by the Major's grip on my arm, and his voice in my ear 
saying, "What the h 1 is keeping you?" and made conscious 
that I was loitering away time, which was precious. In a few 
moments we were both standing on the levee, where Morse 
came to us. During the row, he had escaped from his captors, 
and knowing we would make our exit by the trap-door, had 
come to meet us. He hurried us along up the bank of the river 
about four hundred yards, to a small cabin, where the ferry 
man slept. Morse roused him, and, after explaining our wants, 



100 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

the ferryman agreed to put us across the river in a skiff for a 
dollar. 

''You'd better come with us, Morse," I whispered, so the 
ferryman should not hear. "Why ? " he asked. 

" Won't they put you in jail, if they catch you?" 

" Not they," said he, laughing. "Want me? No, indeed! Them 
thieves want money, and they know I ain't got any. They want 
you and the old man here, that's what they want, and my best 
advice to you is to get across that there river in double-quick, 
and don't stop, neither, short o' Bridgeport, 'cause if they find out 
which road you've took, they'll be arter you like a thousand o' 
brick. 

We had been paying him his rent nightly ; consequently wo 
owed him but for the present night. I gave him three ten dol 
lar gold pieces, which he received with many thanks, and after 
the Major had told him to inform Lane that we should expect 
to see him at the hotel at Bridgeport, as soon as he could make 
it convenient on the morrow, he shook us warmly by the hand 
and left us. 

When the ferryman had set us on the island, as agreed upon, 
we had to walk about a mile in order to reach the ferry on the 
opposite side, and also carry the valise containing the faro-tools, 
which got pretty heavy before we reached the end of it. During 
our tramp across the island, I tried several times to draw the 
Major into conversation, with but scant success. Our night's ad 
ventures, with the tramp for the finale, had completely exhaust 
ed him. When we finally reached the opposite side, we spent 
what remaining strength we had, bawling for the ferryman to 
come and take us over. His boat was on the opposite shore, 
and he, no doubt, snug in bed and fast asleep, for no one came 
to our relief. It was now near three o'clock, and we had no 
choice but to remain where we were until daybreak. The 
Major apparently took matters very coolly, for I could not get a 
word out of him, which at that time made his companionship 
anything but agreeable. I finally succeeded in forcing a little 
animation into him by making an onslaught on the inhabitants 
of his native State. "Nice way this, Major, your high-toned 
Virginians have of treating faro-dealers." 

"Damn it, sir, don't call them infernal thieves over there, Vir 
ginians. Virginians are gentlemen, and know how to treat 
strangers with courtesy, sir!" 



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" Well, Major, if Wheeling isn't in Virginia, I'll have to travel 
over my geography again." 

" Pan-handle, sir ! Virginians have never acknowledged the 
damned abolition dog-hole as any part of their State, and I wish 
an earthquake would swallow the cursed place up, and not leave 
a vestige of the infernal race of rattlesnakes that inhabit it, to 
show that it ever existed. " With this volley went what strength 
remained after the fatigues and vexations of the night, and the 
copious drinks of liquor he had imbibed, and, too tired even to 
swear, the irate Major stretched himself on the grass, with his 
head resting on his valise, and balmy sleep soon relieved him 
from his present troubles. 

Not so with me. For nearly three weary hours did I pace 
backward and forward along the banks of the river, breaking 
the monotony, at times, by stopping to pitch a stone into it, or 
pausing in my sentinel stride to listen intently whenever any of 
the thousand and one " voices of the night" made me imagine I 
could hear the footsteps or voices of men, or the clattering hoofs 
of the horses of our pursuers. It was long after daybreak when 
the ferry-boat at last took us over to Bridgeport, a small place, 
containing about thirty houses, and among them a small tavern, 
where we got some breakfast, and afterwards beds, into which 
we tumbled, and slept till two o'clock in the day. Lane arrived 
about two hours later, and from him we learned that no arrests 
had been made, up to the time when he left Wheeling. "Nor," 
he continued, "do I believe there will be any; the Mayor, nor 
any of his party, were able to recognize a single one of your 
players, and I understand the Mayor is laid up from a smash 
of a bottle he got over the eyes, and many others are dreadfully 
cut up. The affair was creating considerable amusement in 
Wheeling, at the expense of the authorities," who, he added, 
" have few sympathizers, the verdict of almost every one being, 
"Served them exactly right." The first intimation I had of the 
row, was being knocked up out of my sleep, by Morse, who told 
me of the fight, and your escape; I was afraid to venture near 
the room, lest some of the police might be prowling near the 
spot, and grab me. So I gave Morse a bed, and waited till I had 
daylight for it, then went down to the room. There wasn't a 
soul there, nor near there. The door was smashed in, and 
broken bottles, chairs, and candlesticks, together with other 



102 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

debris, were scattered in confusion about the place, showing 
plainly that some hot work had taken place there. I set up 
the broken door and closed the trap, which you had left open, 
and went home again. After breakfast, I made it my first 
business to call upon the Marshal, at his house, and demand an 
explanation. He pretended to be much astonished, and declared 
this was the very first he had heard of it. He went on to state 
that the evening before, business had called him to Wellsburg (a 
place about eight miles above, on the river), where he was unex 
pectedly detained, and did not arrive at home until two o'clock 
in the morning. He then asked me to come back at noon, say 
ing by that time he should have succeeded in getting all the 
particulars relating to the affair, and would let me know all 
about it ; at the same time expressing great concern, and asking 
me where you were. I told him I didn't know, and I waited 
anxiously enough for noon to come, because I did not want to 
come over here until I could bring you all the news I could collect 
in relation to the matter. In the meantime I saw old Griffiths, 
and some others of our customers, and have ascertained that 
none of them are hurt; nor do they feel the least uneasy 
regarding the affair. Griffiths said several had checks, which 
must be redeemed, and I told him to get them all together, and 
I would pay him the money for them. He promised to do so." 

" That's right," said the Major. 

"At twelve, precisely," continued Lane, "I was again at the 
Marshal's house. He pretended to be in a great rage with the 
Mayor, who, he told me, had purposely sent him to Wellsburg, on 
a trumped-up errand, that he might get a chance to arrest you in 
his absence. ' But I'll get even with him for interfering with my 
duty, the old villain,' fumed Clemmens, shaking his fist. ' I'm 
damn glad he's got licked, instead of grabbing your friends, that 
I am, Mr. Lane. But he's a mighty bitter old fellow, a bitter 
pill, when he gets started, I tell you ; so tell your friends to fight 
shy for a few days till this business blows over, and he won't love 
you any better for it ; so keep your eye skinned for him, Mr. Lane.' 
I thanked him for his advice," said Lane, " but told him I had no 
idea where you were, but if I found out, should not fail to post you 
up. After skirmishing around some time longer, he inquired how 
much the game had won. I told him, but he knew almost as 
well as myself; he was always asking me the same question, 



"WHEELING. 103 

every time we met. He then demanded his five per cent. I told 
him you had the money, and were gone. ' That's got nothing 
to do with me ; I look to you, Lane, for my money/ he replied. 
'If that's the case,' I rejoined, ' you'll look for what you won't 
find; for I tell you plainly that I won't give you a cent. You 
have no right to it ; you did not protect my friends as you 
promised.' 'I did, as long as I could, Mr. Lane, and you're 
not going to cheat me out of my money/ he cried, in his most 
domineering manner. ' Not a cent will you get from me/ 1 re 
plied, ' no, not if 'twas to save your 1 life, Mr. Clemmens ; because 
I believe this whole affair was a put-up job between you and the 
Mayor, to rob my friends.' 

" 'You say that to cover your own rascality with me ; but you 
give me my money/ he cried, shaking his finger in my face, 'or 
I'll make this town so damned hot for you, that 'twont hold you.'" 

" You should have killed the damn scoundrel on the spot," 
said the Major, excitedly. 

"I don't think, Major," said Lane, smiling, "that that would 
have improved matters much, in my case, but I think I did 
better : I just told him, point blank, that I didn't believe a word 
of his Wellsburg story, neither did I believe the Mayor would 
have dared to make a descent on us, without his knowledge and 
consent that I was satisfied that 'twas all a put-up job. ' Now, 
Mr. Clemmens/ I said, 'you've been good enough to say you'll 
make this town too hot to hold me. I'm glad you've warned me; 
I'll do the same little favor for you. When the grand jury 
meets the first of next month, I'll go before it and swear that I 
gave you one hundred dollars as a bribe, to allow a faro bank 
to be played in the place.' 

"You had him there, Lane, where his hair was short," said the 
Major. 

"He thought so himself, I reckon," replied Lane, "for he 
wilted immediately, and insisted that he didn't mean anything 
when he said he'd make the town too hot for me, and swore to 
me black and blue that my suspicion of his having any know 
ledge of the Mayor's intentions to arrest you was all wrong, and 
finally promised to have the whole thing hushed up, and asked 
me to come and see him again to-night or in the morning." 

''Morse always said V, was a thief, and would betray us when 
ever it was for his inte* ost to do so, and he spoke like a prophet," 
said the Major. 



104 "WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

"He deceived me," said Lane; "I see it all now. He was 
afraid you'd be missing some fine morning, knowing that's what 
he'd do himself, and the temptation to rob you while he could 
was too much for him. You had too much money, ' that's what's 
the matter,' so he just put up the job that the Mayor should ar 
rest you, while he kept out of the way, to blind me. They thought 
they could squeeze ten or fifteen hundred dollars out of you, at 
least a big prize for them." 

"By the Eternal! they caught the prize; but 'twas a Scotch 
one," laughed the Major; "but you must hunt up our friends and 
redeem their checks I'll give you the money to do so and bring 
over our baggage from the hotel, and settle our bills. Do it to 
day, because I want to leave this place to-morrow." Then a new 
crotchet seized the Major's brain. Overjoyed at the result of our 
intended capture, he wanted Lane to invite all our players to 
come over, and he would give them a dinner. He ordered him 
to bring a couple of gallons of the best brandy he could find, 
together with two baskets of champagne. " Bring old Griffiths; 
he's a full team, by the Lord ! and don't forget Dougherty, Lane ; 
he's the only Irishman I ever liked; and we'll make a jolly night 
of it, for I'm in the humor, and feel like a young colt." 

But Lane, after much argument, dissuaded the Major from his 
hospitable intentions, representing to him their impropriety. 
" Those gentlemen, Major, don't want to come all the way over 
here to eat a dinner at a one-horse country tavern, where they 
can get nothing fit to eat anyhow ; and besides, consider, they 
want, of course, to keep as quiet as possible just now, in conse 
quence of this affair. If they are not already known to the 
authorities, their coming over here to feast with you would spot 
every one of them out at once, because Clemmeus and the rest 
would be sure to hear of it. Never mind the dinner ; save your 
money, Major; you'll feel all the better after it to-morrow morning. 
There's a boat expected down in the morning, and I'll have your 
luggage over in good time, and my team to take you to Bellaire, 
where you can get aboard of her." The Major reluctantly yielded 
to the advice of Lane, who shortly left us for the night. 

On the following day, a little after noon, Lane made his ap 
pearance in a carriage, bringing our baggage; we entered it and 
were driven to Bellaire. a town about four miles further down 
the river. The expected steamer had not been heard from when 



WHEELING. 105 

Lane left Wheeling. From him we learned the important facts 
that Morse was on a spree and that no arrests had been made 
of parties engaged in our affair, nor were any likely to be made. 
The Marshal had said there would be none, and had apologized 
for his rough language to Lane. 

"Look out for him, Mr. Lane," I said; " he's only waiting to 
get a good tight grip on you." 

" I've nothing to fear from him, Jack, and if he ever fools me 
again 'tis my own fault. However, I'm going to leave the place; 
I'm going to Richmond to live." 

" That's the talk !" cried the Major. " I'm glad to see you've got 
some wisdom at last. But when are you going to start ? Will 
you take your family with you ?" 

"Yes, sir, I shall; and all that now detains me is some busi 
ness matters, which it will take about a month to arrange satis 
factorily j then I'm off for Richmond." 

" I'm glad to hear you say so that's the place !" cried the Major, 
enthusiastically, "the paradise of the world! The only spot on 
earth fit for a gentleman to live in ! and when I meet you there, 
sir, I'll extend the right hand of fellowship to you, sir, as I've 
always done !" 

"Thank you, Major; shall I see Jack there with you f" 

" Certainly, sir! Why do you ask such a foolish question ? Jack 
leave his guide, companion, tutor, friend ? No, sir; we're going to 
open a gambling-house in Richmond, and shall expect you to drop 
in upon us when you arrive." 

Lane promised to do so. He remained with us till near sun 
down, when the anxiously expected boat having put in an appear 
ance, we took our farewell of him and got on board. Early the 
next morning the steamer touched at Marietta; but the Major 
and myself confined ourselves strictly to our berths, until she had 
started again on her journey. In the evening we reached Par- 
kersburg, where we landed, and took up our quarters at the only 
hotel in the place for the night. 



106 WANDERINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

CHAPTER XII. 

"ON TO RICHMOND." 

Richmond, a name made famous forever, when the Welsh 
Earl who bore it plucked the crown of England from the head 
of the tyrant Richard on Bosworth Field. How revered has 
that name been by Englishmen ; with it they have christened 
towns, streets, terraces, ships, villas, and palaces ; and then, as 
if afraid that some fearful calamity might destroy every vestige 
of it in their own beautiful isle, they transplanted it to tu^ new- 
world just waking into life, and bestowed it on that spot o;: the 
James River, which, for more than two hundred years, was the 
headquarters of a barbarous and disgraceful traffic the illustri 
ous mart of slavery; the Mecca of slave-dealers ; the stronghold 
of the Confederacy ; renowned for one of the most remarkable 
sieges in the annals of butchery. 

" Mr. President, will you favor one of my friends with a pass 
to Richmond ? " requested a grave senator. 

"It's useless, sir; I've already given passes to 200,000 men to 
go to Richmond, and they haven't got there yet," replied the 
witty Lincoln. 

The Major and myself did not encounter so many difficulties, 
however, as Mr. Lincoln's 200,000 soldiers. Traveling in the 
slow coaches of the period, we managed to reach there on the 
third day after leaving. Parkersburgh. It was the middle of July 
when we entered the place, and the busiest season there was 
just commencing. The slave-traders were arriving from the Cot 
ton States to purchase their human chattels, and the tobacco 
merchants were busy preparing for their fall business. The 
city was full of strangers with plethoric purses, a fair share of 
whom had no sort of objection to while away a leisure hour in a 
combat with the "tiger." 

The Major purchased an interest in a suite of handsomely fur 
nished gambling-rooms in a desirable location, for which he paid 
$1,100. The gentleman of whom we bought retained a third 
interest hi them. We entertained our customers with suppers, 
which were served every night at eleven o'clock, and also fur 
nished them, gratuitously, with liquors and cigars. In the course 



ON TO RICHMOND. 107 

of a few weeks we had the satisfaction of knowing that we were 
doing as prosperous a business in our line as any house in the 
city. Mr. Wilson was as popular with the sporting fraternity of 
Richmond as any gambling-house keeper in the city, and de 
servedly so. He was a plain, unassuming man, kind and oblig 
ing, of polished manners and easy address. It was his boast 
that he had not an enemy in the world. He was about fifty years 
of age and the father of a grown-up family, and had lived in 
Richmond nearly all his life. The Major was also a well-known 
character in Richmond, and an exceedingly popular one among 
the card-playing portion of the city ; so much so, indeed, that he 
could easily have obtained an interest in any of the popular 
gambling-houses of the place, and had he located himself per 
manently there, could, without doubt, have amassed a fortune. 
But his rambling proclivities would not permit him to do so. Six 
mouths or a year was the utmost the Major could bo induced to 
confine himself to any one place. But wherever he went he made 
valuable acquaintances, especially among the gambling fraterni 
ty, and there was no faro-dealer in Richmond who had the same 
influence among the negro-traders that the Major possessed. 
Numbers of these constantly filled the city, and were by far the 
best customers to the faro games. From August to November 
they were incessantly going and coming ; and in the evenings our 
rooms were thronged with them. They made their headquarters 
at the gambling-rooms, made appointments to meet their friends 
there, and, being generally loaded with money, would play liber 
ally against the faro-bank ; while but in few cases would one 
win $500 at one sitting, many of them, during a sitting of bad 
luck, would lose from $1,000 to $5,000, some having lost as high 
as $20,000 in a single night. With all their bad qualities, I never 
knew a negro-trader to sue for money lost at gambling ; but 
generally speaking it was not safe to gamble with any of them 
on a credit. No class in the South derived greater profits from 
their investments than the negro-trader, and none were held in 
greater abhorrence. In the more northern Slave States their ad 
vent on a farm was a source of unbounded terror and dismay to 
the blacks, to whom " to fall into the hands of the trader, to be 
sold down South," was their greatest fear; a threat to that 
effect generally having the power to reduce the most obdurate 
at once. Should business call them to a farm-house, the hospi- 



108 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

talities of the place were not extended to them. The hand of 
friendship, except among those of their own ilk, never touched 
theirs ; and brutalized as they were by their horrid traffic, and 
callous as they became from the cruelties attending upon it, they 
still retained a keen sense of their degradation. The slave- 
breeders of the Border States, after bartering with them his hu 
man flesh for their gold, would feel his reputation endangered if 
he recognized them socially in public. The lordly planter, 
whose laborers were supplied to him by the trader, would com 
municate with him only through his factor, and would have 
considered himself lowered if even seen in conversation with him. 
This social ostracism had the tendency to make them hate then: 
own species; and their great object in life was to speedly make 
a fortune hi their nefarious traffic, and withdraw from it as soon 
as possible, hoping their wealth would cover their former sins, 
and give them a respectable position in society. In manners, 
habits, and education, they were but very little farther advanced 
than the most ignorant blacks they bought and sold. Most of 
them had begun life as overseers on small plantations, at salaries 
varying from $500 to $2,000 per annum, according to the value 
of the place on which they were employed, or the duties entrust 
ed to them. If they ever possessed a spark of humanity or 
decency, their slave-whipping profession in a few years com 
pletely quenched it, and they learned and retained through 
life the low, mean cunning which characterizes the negro slaves 
under their charge. They obtained a knowledge, from the 
nature of their business, of the qualities of negroes : what amount 
of labor they could perform, and for what kinds they were most 
suitable; also the amount of labor requisite yearly on the various 
plantations, or the towns and cities adjacent to where they lived. 
They also made themselves acquainted with the chances which 
might arise regarding the rise and fall of slave property. From 
buying a single slave and selling at a profit, they would, step by 
step, increase their gains, until they had accumulated a suffi 
cient fund to justify them in throwing up their situation as over 
seer and start out on their own hook as a buyer and seller of 
human beings. They would then invest money ; purchasing in 
with the owner of some slave-pen, or possibly gain the confidence 
of some capitalist, whose thin-skinned scruples would not permit 
him to be publicly engaged in such a traffic. They then opened 



ON TO RICHMOND. 109 

a slave-pen of their own. To furnish these with an assortment 
of slaves suitable for their neighborhood, they visited the great 
slave mart of Richmond each summer and fall, that being sup 
plied by the slave-breeders of Virginia, Maryland, Delaware, 
eastern Tennessee, and Kentucky. 

It was the custom of these negro-traders, whenever they 
bought a new slave, to administer to him, as soon as convenient, 
a dose of seventy-five or a hundred strokes of a paddle. This 
instrument was shaped similarly to the bats used by school 
boys in playing ball, and about the same size. It was made of 
tough oak wood, and was about two inches in thickness, being 
bored all over with small gimlet holes. The object of this last 
being, that when the air was expelled through these holes it 
would draw the flesh up, causing a sharp stinging sensation. 
Sometimes a rawhide was substituted. When the victim had 
partially recovered from this, he was lashed up again, and given 
another flogging. The object of this cruelty being to give him 
a "healthy scare," as it was termed; or, in plainer English, pre 
pare him for his future discipline. " Indulge a nigger at the 
start," they argued astutely, and he'll take advantage of your 
kindness, shuah ! He'll think he can lie and steal with impu 
nity, and when you're compelled to whip him for his dirty tricks, 
sir, he'll cut away from you the very first chance he gets ; then 
you've got to keep on whipping him, just as long's you own him. 
Spoils the sale of him, too. Nobody wants to buy a run- away 
nigger! But if you give him a "healthy scare" to begin with, 
you'll have no trouble afterwards. This inhuman policy was 
literally carried out in nearly every slave-pen throughout the 
South. The slaves, while there, were well fed and well clothed, 
without being compelled to work, in order to make them look 
sleek, and sell well, but were lashed unmercifully in order to 
make their prison a hell to them which they could only escape 
by getting a new master. Therefore, whenever a customer en 
tered the pen, these unfortunates, being drawn up in line for 
inspection, would cry out, " Buy me, masser ; I'se wants to lib 
wid ye;" or, "I'se a good hand for dat ar' work, massa," at the 
same time furtively watching the eye of the negro-trader, to see 
whether their actions were approved by him. The most misera 
ble period of a slave's existence was when he was left to the 
tender mercies of the trader. 



110 -WAXDERIXGS OP A VAGABOND. 

While in Richmond I frequently attended sales of slaves, 
when would be congregated swarms of traders from the Cotton 
States. The despairing faces and heart-rending cries of the 
poor wretches, huddled about the auctioneer's stand, as the de 
scent of the hammer tore asunder wives and husbands, parents 
and children, found no throb of sympathy in the breasts of 
these inhuman fiends. I cannot recollect ever hearing one of 
them offer a single kind word, or even ask a question in a kind 
tone, of a slave under the hammer of the auctioneer, or do the 
smallest kindness in any way whatever; on the contrary, they 
would rattle off volleys of rude jokes, and obscene and scurrilous 
expressions, at the expense of the poor wretches, who had no 
power to prevent them from doing what they would. 

One day a beautiful quadroon girl of eighteen or nineteen 
was placed on the block to be sold ; her appearance created a 
decide sensation. She had been torn from her home by the 
sheriff and put under the auctioneer's hammer, to satisfy the 
vreditors of her deceased master and father. The girl was in 
agony. Evidently tenderly raised, the tears of shame and morti 
fication coursed down her cheeks, while she tried to shrink 
away from the lascivious looks and scurrilous remarks of the 
traders standing about every now and then one more bold 
than the rest, reaching forth his hand to take hold of hers, her 
arms, or even her limbs, ostensibly to ascertain if the article on 
sale was perfect in wind and limb. At these she would dart an 
indignant glance and get farther back behind the auctioneer, 
her beautiful face crimson. 

"Gentlemen," cried the auctioneer, striking with his mallet 
on his desk, to command attention, "we shall now offer you a 
rare bargain in the ' girl ' Alice. She is eighteen years of age, 
and warranted sound, physically and mentally. She understands 
reading, writing, geography and arithmetic, and also all the 
duties of housekeeping. She can also play the piano beau 
tifully." 

" Christ !" roared one of the bystanders, "are we expected to 
buy all that ar' larnin' an' music, 'long with the gal? " 

"She'll swing high for a mistress for some o' them 'parley 
vous ' down there in New Orleans ! " said another. 

"Can't ye take her in, Dodds?" queried a diminutive swarthy- 
faced dealer from Georgia. 



Oil TO RICHMOND. Ill 

" Too much on the weepin' wilier order for my cash," respond 
ed the corpulent individual with a bloated face addressed as 
Dodd. 

"A couple o' dozen with a rawhide '11 damn soon fetch that 
ar' all right, and bring her into the traces, and I'm just the man 
to do it," responded another voice from the crowd. 

"You've hit it there Gibbs, 'cos she ain't never had the skin 
cracked on her yet," sung out another worthy. 

But the bidding for Alice now becoming very spirited, all tho 
traders bidding, she ascended rapidly in price, from four hundred 
dollars to eleven hundred. Dodd, of the bloated frontispiece, who 
was from New Orleans, had the call. I had become much inter 
ested in the girl. Her modest demeanor and her uncontrollable 
distress so affected me that I resolved that, sooner than fall 
into the hands of those brutes, I would bid fifteen hundred for 
her, and send her to my foster-mother, should I be so fortu 
nate as to have her knocked down to me. Happily, I was re 
lieved of such a burden, and enabled to save my money, to say 
nothing of escaping from the ridiculous position in which such a 
course would have placed me, by having my motives falsely 
construed. A new competitor now appeared on the scene, and 
commenced to contest the prize vigorously with the slave-deal 
ers. He was a merchant of well-known respectability, who was 
influenced by some of her late father's friends to secure her. 
The trader who was now certain of his prey had just bidden 
$1,250, when the merchant put in his bid of $1,300, and was 
declared the owner of Alice; a remarkably heavy sum for a 
slave to fetch in those days. 

The gambling-rooms of Richmond, as I said before, were the 
peculiar " stamping-ground" of these gentry, during their leisure 
hours. The excitement attendant upon seeing and participat 
ing in the games helped to while away some of those weary 
hours which hung so heavily on their hands from the time bus 
iness closed for them until it was time for them to seek their 
several virtuous couches. They were our principal customers, 
and our best ones. 

Lane arrived in Eichmond a few weeks after us, and was 
given an interest in the bank. He and I did the dealing prin 
cipally, assisted at intervals, if we desired, by Mr. Wilson or 
the Major. These latter gentlemen attended to the entertainment 
of our guests, and to the management of the business in general. 



112 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

From the beginning of the month of August, up to the close of 
the race meeting in the middle of November, Lane and myself 
were kept at unremitting work, with not a moment to spare. 
During the race week, which was our busiest time, the Major 
did not come near the room, but devoted his tune and attention 
solely to the turf and turfmen. Horse-racing was a weakness 
of the Major's; he was posted up in the pedigree of every 
thoroughbred horse which had made his mark on the turf in his 
time, and particularly acquainted with every great race that had 
been run in the country since the time when Eclipse and Henry 
contended for the honors of the turf on Long Island. Such 
noted turfmen as Col. Wm. R. Johnson, Mr. John C. Stevens, 
John Crowell, and others of that ilk, were deities in the eyes of 
the Major. And he would sooner have received a nod of re 
cognition from one of them than from the "Hemperor of hall the 
Rooshias," had he been standing before him, on his own icy soil. 

The Major backed what he supposed to be the winning horse, 
on every available occasion ; but, like many another of his pro 
fession, generally came to grief, and left the course a sadder, if 
not a wiser man. 



CHAPTER XIII. 

THE HORSE. 

Many philosophers groping far down into the mists of time, 
for the origin of the horse, would have us believe the earth 
was replenished with horses, as it was repopulated with men, 
from those which were saved in the ark commanded by Captain 
Noah ; and as the Captain discharged his cargo somewhere hi 
the region of Mesopotamia, and near the head-waters of the 
Tigris and Euphrates, they insist, with their usual pertinacity, 
that frotQ that country emanated the equine breed, whose de 
scendants are found at the present day on nearly every part of 
the known globe. These learned sages have based their opin 
ions entirely on biblical authority, which informs us that when 
Joseph, of the "coat of many colors," splurged it so extensively 
in that sacred land of cats and onions, that the horse was well- 
known in Egypt. "We are also informed, by the way, that the n't- 



THE HOESE. 113 

tie game of "cornering," so frequently practiced in Wall street, 
was well-known to the pious Joseph. He "cornered" all the 
corn in the country, and compelled the starving inhabitants to 
exchange for it their flocks and herds and houses and lands. 
Holy writ also makes us acquainted with the fact that, long after 
the death of Joseph, his countrymen were driven into the Bed 
Sea by the Egyptian cavalry, and that by this speculation Egypt 
lost many men as well as horses. 

That warbling maniac, Habakkuk, informs us that the Chal 
deans had horses swifter than leopards and fiercer than even 
ing wolves, leaving us to infer that leopards were, in the time 
of that prophet, exceedingly swift of foot, and that evening 
wolves were more fierce than morning animals of that species. 

We are not compelled by any means to rely solely on the 
Bible for evidence of the antiquity of the horse. The sculptures 
excavated from the ruins of Assyria, Persia, and Egypt, many of 
which represent, in bas relief, those animals engaged in the chase, 
in labor, and in battle, inform us that the equine breed have 
been the friends and companions of men in those countries as far 
back as their annals extend. Herodotus and Zenophon de 
scribed the fine qualities, and mention the abundance of horses 
possessed by the Assyrians, Egyptians, and Persians. The 
Greeks inform us they received the horse from the Egyptians, but 
do not mention at what period. Perhaps they were unable to 
do so. Homer speaks of horses being used at the siege of Troy, 
but the bard places them in front of chariots, never under the 
saddle. The Greeks, contend that the Romans owe the horse to 
them; that they introduced it among them, and taught them 
how to ride it. If so, the Romans proved themselves worthy of 
the gift, for in horsemanship they were second to none. The 
Carthagenians, we are told, brought horses into Spain and Sicily, 
from whence they could easily be dispersed through Western 
Europe. 

Stubborn people exist, who believe, contrary to the received 
orthodox opinion, that the horse was originally a native of 
Europe, and also that portion of Asia which lies east of the 
Ural Mountain chain. These cavilers contend that horses were 
imported at various times into Europe, by the Celts, Saxons, 
Teutons. Cimbri and Huns, who migrated from the great steppes 
of Asia, a region abounding in horses. These, passing into Eu- 



114 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

rope, took with them their shaggy and robust little horses, and 
in time, these receiving better care, the more stimulating climate 
of the North, together with frequent crossing on the native 
breeds, produced a larger, more powerful, and in every way 
superior animal. 

They think, also, that the countries lying west and south of 
the Caspian Sea also principally derived their horses from the 
great central plateau of Asia. It is claimed that a trade of this 
sort existed many years before the Christian era, and that horses 
were brought, by the way of the Caspian Sea, west ; and from 
thence into Persia, Assyria, Egypt, and Greece, and, by amal 
gamation with the native breeds, became light, graceful, and 
spirited. 

As I know little or nothing about these matters, I shall dis 
pute none of these things, but leave those interested to squabble 
it out amongst themselves. Authentic history asserts that the 
Celtic, Belgic, German, and British tribes were well supplied 
with horses at the invasion of Julius Caesar. The Romans also 
tell us that those German and Scandinavian tribes who wor 
shiped "Woden," raised on their "sacred reservations" a breed 
of white horses which were sacrificed to their gods. 

From Spam have come finer breeds of horses than any other 
country in Europe. In the days of Carthage they obtained the 
Numidian breed abundantly, and during the long sojourn of the 
Moors in the country, they imported and cultivated the Arab 
breed. Between the ninth and tenth centuries this latter cele 
brated breed was cultivated under the Caliphs, and rendered 
thereby more perfect, in speed, beauty, and endurance, than 
any other known breed. This was accomplished by carefully 
culling out the most superior mares and stallions for breeding 
purposes, adding to this the careful rearing and training of 
colts, and not permitting them to labor except under the saddle. 
It is more than probable that no nation could have succeeded so 
well as did the Arabs. They loved their horses ; they were their 
companions, and none understood their natures more thoroughly ; 
yet it took them nearly a century and a half to bring him to his 
highest perfection. During the wars of the Crusades, these light 
and graceful steeds often carried their Saracen masters beyond 
the reach of danger, when their lives would else have paid the 
penalty. When stricken from the saddle, amid the strife and car- 



THE HORSE. 115 

nage of battle, the generous beast would not desert his master, 
but would remain until consciousness returned, and he feebly 
crawled into his saddle, when the good horse, with the speed of 
the wind, would carry him away to a place of safety. They were, 
however, unable to stand the shock of battle with the heavy 
beasts which bore the English knights, fiven when they out 
numbered them ten to one. 

The returning Crusaders brought with them many of these 
beautiful steeds to Europe, to cross on their own breeds, and which, 
no doubt, laid the foundation for those superior animals which 
are raised there at the present day. Ever since the horse has 
been subjected to the will of man, and taught to do his bidding, 
it is probable that he has made his speed to minister to his pas 
time, trials of speed having been popular from their earliest ac 
quaintance with the animal, and having outlasted all amusements 
then popular, except the chase or athletic sports. Horse-racing 
was a regular part of the pastimes of the Greeks and Romans, 
and at the Olympic games purses were given to winning horses ; 
but what these people chiefly delighted in was chariot-racing, of 
which numberless accounts are extant. We have, however, no 
direct proof that these nations paid any attention to improving 
the speed of their horses. Though Herodotus tells us horses 
were plentiful among the Assyrians, Medes, Persians, and Egyp 
tians, yet we do not need his assurance of that fact, for we see 
them plentifully displayed at the present time, on the monuments 
and other sculptures excavated from their ruined cities. Why is 
it not more than probable that horse-racing was one of their 
amusements ? 

The Greeks and Romans considered the Persians the best 
horsemen in the world, and if we are to believe them, every man 
in that vast empire rode on horseback. Luckily, we are not 
compelled to swallow everything they have handed down to us. 
It is, however, highly reasonable to suppose that, among nations 
where horses were so plentiful, racing would be a popular amuse 
ment. No record is handed down to that effect, and we have as 
much warrant to opine that the different Tartar tribes inhabiting 
Central Asia and Europe, and who at times swept over these 
countries under Attila, Arphad, or Tenghis Kahn, and Tamer 
lane, also amused themselves with horse-racing, as well as murder 
ing and pillaging. These freebooters were always on horse- 



116 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

back, and it is presumable the rights of property were frequently 
tested by the speed of their horses. But let us leave speculation, 
and come to facts. Arabia may be considered the native country 
of the horse, and the place where he has been brought to the 
greatest perfection. ^No other horses have ever equaled these, 
for symmetry of form, firmness of skin, fire, docility of temper, 
fleetness and endurance ; and it has been chiefly by crossing the 
breeds of other countries with those of Arabia, that the stock has 
been improved. Strabo, who lived about the beginning of the 
Christian era, asserted that horses were at that time unknown in 
that country a thing rather difficult to believe for the Arabs 
were a marauding and daring race, whose robberies constantly 
exposed them to retaliation from hostile armies, and it seems more 
than likely that the neighboring nations of Egypt, Syria, and 
Persia, abounding in horses, they would have at least captured 
some from their enemies, if they obtained them in no other way. 
At whatever period the horse may have fallen into the possession 
of the Arab, he has never fallen into kinder or more fostering 
hands. Every pains was taken to improve his looks, speed, 
strength, and endurance, and many of the owners of horses among 
the Arabs know the pedigree of certain of their animals far back 
for several centuries. Arabia was also the first country on the 
globe where the cultivation of speed was encouraged, and prizes 
given for horses to compete for, and which was really the founda 
tion of our present system of turf- racing. 

China, which contains about one-third of the population of the 
globe, and whose inhabitants are the most inveterate gamesters 
hi the world, know nothing, comparatively speaking, about horse- 
racing. In the north of China the Tartar breed of horses exists, 
and answer tolerably for the labors of the field, and under the 
saddle; but their speed is very indifferent, and seldom put to the 
test. John Chinaman prefers to lose his money at cards, dice, 
chess, draughts, "tse-mei," a game similar to the Italian "morra," 
than on the speed of horse-flesh He is inordinately fond of 
cock-fighting, as well as combats between crickets, grasshoppers, 
etc. In Southern China horses are very scarce, and are not even 
used for traveling or rural labor. The government employs them, 
and has relays at certain distances throughout the empire, to 
transport their mails and government officials. These horses 
are also procured from Tartary. They are unable to endure the 



THE HORSE. 117 

heat of the south more than a few years, when they lose their 
strength and become completely unserviceable. The great rivers 
and lakes, together with their numerous canals, in a great 
measure relieve the Chinese from the necessity for the services 
of the noblest of the brute creation. 



KACERS. 

It is to England that we are indebted for race horses, and our 
present system of racing. Fine breeds from Spain and Arabia 
have been imported into that country during the last four 
centuries. Persia and the Barbary States have also yielded 
their best mares and horses, which were brought to England to 
improve the native stock by amalgamation. During the days of 
chivalry, speed was not required ; strength only was sought for : 
to carry the rider and his ponderous harness of mail. By the 
time the Tudors ceased to reign over England, the hereditary 
land-owners had recovered from the effects of the cruel and de 
vastating wars of the Plantaganets ; and the chase, which had 
for a long time fallen into disuse, was revived. They vied with 
each other in cultivating the qualities of speed and endurance 
in their hunters. A new era was opened for the horse : speed 
and beauty were required in him, to render him suitable to 
minister to the amusements of the people. In the reign of James 
I. we find that several private matches were run for heavy 
wagers ; the owners of the horses acting as their own jockeys. 
This kind of sporting rapidly increased in favor with the public. 
In the reign of Charles I., race-courses were built at Newmarket 
and at Hyde Park. It was during his reign that the custom 
was established of running for cups, instead of money, a 
precedent which has been followed up to the present day. 
During the reign of Charles II., the sports of the turf were en 
couraged, and became national. The Godolphin Arabian was 
imported in the reign of George II. This world-wide celebrity 
was the ancestor of some of the best thorough-bred racers the 
world has ever produced ; and those who are learned in horse 
flesh are of the opinion that there has never existed a trotter, 
worthy of the name, who was not a descendant of the Godolphin 
Arabian. It is said this noble animal was a present from the 
Emperor of Morocco to Louis XIV., and, after the death of that 



118 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

monarch, fell into the hands of the English ; but there are many 
conflicting opinions on the subject. 

It was also during the reign of the second George that the 
celebrated Flying Childers made his appearance ; the best race 
horse England ever had, and perhaps the best the world ever 
saw. He was never beaten, and at Newmarket ran three miles, . 
six furlongs, and ninety-six yards, in six minutes and four 
seconds. 

About the same time saw the celebrated English Eclipse. 
This remarkable horse won for his owner over $100,000, and 
was the progenitor of 334 winners of the turf. All nations seek 
ing the "thorough-bred" racer which means, in English par 
lance, one whose pedigree can be traced, without a stain, for eight 
generations, ending with horses of eastern origin the Godolphin 
Arabian, Byerly Turk, or the Darby Arabian had to seek them 
on the soil of England. She possesses five times, at least, the 
amount of thorough-breds more than the balance of the world, 
and has race-meetings at least once a week throughout the 
entire year, with the exception of about six weeks in the depth 
of winter. During the meetings at Derby and Newmarket, 
more money changes hands than at all the race-meetings in the 
United States during the year. The race-courses are attended 
by all classes of people, and are opened to the public free of 
charge, except the grand stands, to which admittance may be 
had for a few shillings. There is no distinction ; the same price 
carries the peasant as well as the prince to any part of the 
course where spectators are allowed. What a contrast to the 
snobocracy of America ! The slaveholding aristocracy of 
Charleston and New Orleans, of whom were composed the racing 
associations hi those cities, caused magnificent stands to be 
erected for themselves and families, and their invited guests. 
None of their plebeian countrymen were admitted to them. Still 
later, when the slaveocracy were overthrown, the shoddy aris 
tocracy, comprising the Jerome Park Racing Association, near 
New York, seized on half the grand stand, which was splendidly 
fitted up, for the exclusive use of the Jords of wealth. They 
had also a fancy castle built, on a knoll nearly opposite the 
grand stand, with coffee-houses, restaurants, etc., attached. 
Within this hallowed precinct, none but the shoddyites and their 
invited guests might venture. What are we coming to in this 
free Republic ? 



THE HORSE. 119 

THE HORSE IN AMERICA 

Was unknown before 1493, when Columbus, on his second voyage, 
brought several with him to the West ludies. About 1519 
the horse was introduced into Mexico by Cortez, and in 
1530 into Peru, by Pizarro. In 1527 a Spanish vessel in distress, 
laden with horses, landed on the coast of Florida. They were 
taken on shore, from whence they made their escape into the 
wilderness, where they became wild, multiplied, and spread 
themselves over the vast region known as the Southern States, 
and far over the wild prairies, to the shores of the Pacific Ocean. 
From among those introduced into Mexico by the Spaniards in 
the time of Cortez, several escaped and became wild : and their 
descendants spread themselves over the North and East, so that, 
in course of time, the Indian tribes were abundantly supplied 
with horses. The descendants of those introduced into South 
America by the Spaniards many of them escaped from the 
control of man increased in numbers in their wild state, until 
they can be seen in droves of tens of thousands, on the immense 
llanos that stretch along the Orinoco and the Amazon, and also 
on the pampas extending from the Rio de la Plata to the confines 
of Patagonia. The color cf the American wild horse is chestnut ; 
but "pintos," or spotted horses, are found among them in 
abundance. All wild horses of Spanish origin, whether in North 
or South America, coine under the appellation of mustang, and 
are imbued with the Numidian and Arab blood. These are 
small, but hardy, and easily sustained, besides being capable of 
great endurance under the saddle, having been frequently ridden 
a hundred miles in a day. Many of them possess great speed, 
from five hundred to one thousand yards, but scarcely any of 
them were ever known to last a mile. 

THOROTTGH-BREDS OF AMERICA. 

We are informed that early in the eighteenth century thorough 
breds were brought from England to America, and shortly after 
wards their breeding was encouraged by legislative enactment. 
It is probable they were first introduced by officials sent out to 
rule over the colonies. Virginia had been regarded as the race 
region of America, and her ascendency on the turf was decided ; 
so much so, that from time to time many of her racers were 



120 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

bought by the colonies of New York, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, 
and the Carolinas, and transferred to their own borders. In this 
way, competition was begot and fostered throughout the length 
and breadth of the laud, and a fancy for turf sporting increased 
with the wealth and increase of the people. It is natural to 
suppose that owners of large plantations worked by slave -labor, 
fond of the chase and all kinds of field sports, should devote 
their attention to the raising of fine breeds of horses, more 
especially as the cultivation of the racer had already become 
popular with the gentry in England. They found this country, 
in soil and climate, particularly adapted to breeding and raising 
of thorough-breds ; thus the South, and afterwards the South 
west, became the home of the race-horse. It is true the States 
of New York and New Jersey have bred, trained, and run, some 
of the best race-horses this country has ever produced ; but the 
inhabitants of the South and Southwest were an agricultural 
people, and from their planters and stock-raisers sprung a large 
majority of the turfmen who established and perpetuated racing 
in this country. These men were in very many cases among 
the most respected citizens in their States, and in their ranks 
might be found statesmen, lawyers, doctors, merchants, and 
planters. It was this fact which made racing popular with the 
people, and in no part of the country did it take such a hold on 
the masses as in the States of Virginia, Maryland, Kentucky, 
Tennessee, Louisiana, and South Carolina. 

The era of racing in America is said to have commenced in 
1734. Four years previous, Bull Eock, a son of the Darby Ara 
bian, was imported from England, and, from time to time, for 
more than a century, new blood was infused into our racers by the 
best stock which could be procured from that country. 1734 is 
supposed to be the date of the first race for a prize a saddle and 
bridle valued at 20 ; mile heats, four entries. The affair took 
place near the city of Charleston; a course was staked out for the 
occasion, to which the name of "York Course " was given. From 
year to year racing over this course was continued in February 
or March, and the prizes given were usually a silver bowl, tank 
ard, or waiter, about the value of 100. In 1754 another course 
was established near the same city, which was called the " New 
Market," and where racing was continued up to 1770. About 
1765 the first course of which we have any account in Virginia 



THE HORSE. 121 

was opened near Richmond, and ten years later one was made 
near Baltimore, and, if I am not wrongly informed, two more on 
Long Island some few years previous to the commencement of 
hostilities between the colonies and the mother country. Phila 
delphia, also, had her race meetings previous to the revolution. 
During that struggle racing was, of course, suspended through 
out the country, and for several years subsequent it did not re 
vive in any shape worthy the name, save in South Carolina, 
where it was continued up to the time of our civil war. Efforts 
were made to revive it in Virginia after the close of the revolu 
tion, and also in Maryland, but met with but little success up to 
1820. As early as 1787 racing was inaugurated in Lexington, Ky. , 
which was its first introduction into the Southwest. 

The revolution broke up racing in the country, nor can it be 
said to have revived until we had somewhat recovered from the 
effects of our last war with Great Britain, which places it at about 
1820. No inducement was offered to put horses in training for 
public racing, on account of the scarcity of money in the country. 
Evenso far back as twenty-five years ago, when money was plen 
tiful, compared with the close or just subsequent to our war with 
Great Britain, $800 was the regular purse given for four-mile 
heats, $600 for three, and $200 for two-mile heats. Racing did 
not, in fact, assume any importance here until after 1829, at 
which time the " Turf Register " was established at Baltimore, 
and to which paper the revival of that sport is, in a great mea 
sure, due. It examined into the different pedigrees of horses, 
which led to the culling out of the pure stock from the impure, 
and kept before the public the names of prominent turfmen, 
horse-breeders, and upholders of the sports of the turf. It 
chronicled the different racing events which took place in the 
country, all of which, combined, gave a stimulus to racing in the 
Southern States, to which its circulation was chiefly confined. 
Fresh horses were imported from England, and the breeding of 
them entered into largely by the stock-raisers of Virginia, Ken 
tucky, and Tennessee, who saw in the cultivation of the racer a 
source of large profit. Racing rapidly increased in popularity 
with the people. From 1838 up to 1848 was its golden era in 
America, previous to our civil war. In that decade there ap 
peared on the turf a larger number of first-class horses than had 
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122 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

that a race for one of the largest stakes ever run for in any coun 
try took place; I allude to the " Peytona Stakes," given at Nash 
ville. This was the most profitable racing event which ever took 
place, and was worth more to the winner than any Derby or St. 
Leger ever run off; there being thirty entries for $5,000 stakes 
and $1,000 forfeit each. But four started in the race, leaving 
twenty-six to pay forfeit, making the stake worth to the winner 
$41,000 net. It was won by Col. Thomas Watson's chestnut 
filly, " Peytona." The first match made to test the speed of the 
racers of Virginia and other Southern States against those of 
New York and New Jersey took place in 1823. It took place on 
Long Island, and was between Henry and Eclipse, for $20,000 a 
side. Col. Win. R. Johnson, of Virginia, made the match on the 
part of Henry, and Mr. John C. Stevens, of New York, on the part 
of Eclipse. This race, of three four-mile heats, was run in the 
presence of more than sixty thousand spectators, and won by 
Eclipse. The twelve miles were made in 23 minutes and 59 
seconds, and more than $200,000 changed hands besides the 
stakes. 

A few years later, the southerner again met the northerner 
on Long Island. This time the contestants were Post Boy, a 
son of the defeated Henry, and John Bascomb,asonofBertrand, 
owned by Col. John Crowell, of Alabama, who backed his horse 
for $10,000. Post Boy was backed by Mr. Tillotson and other 
prominent New Yorkers. The race, which was run in four-mile 
heats, was won by the southern horse, Bertrand. 

The next match between the North and South, was that of 
Boston against Fashion. Boston was raised in Virginia and 
Fashion in New Jersey, and the latter was the victor. The race 
was also run on Long Island, for $10,000 a side. It is believed 
by many eminent turfmen to have been one of the best races 
for that distance (four-mile heats) ever run in this country. The 
time was 7.32i 7.451. Fashion carried 113 pounds, and Boston 
124 pounds. 

The last of these sectional struggles, to test the speed of their 
respective racers, took place on Long Island in May, 1845, be 
tween Fashion and Peytona, the latter being the victor. The 
match was an unequal one, and should never have been made ; 
Peytona being five years old, while Fashion was quite aged. 
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equaled by that caused by the battle of Bull Run. After the 
defeat of Fashion, the hoofs of the High-mettled racer ceased to 
resound in the North and West. The business of raising thorough 
breds was abandoned for the more lucrative business of breeding 
trotters, and racing continued to be confined to the South until 
the commencement of the rebellion. From 1845 until the com 
mencement of the rebellion, racing was principally confined to 
Charleston, New Orleans, Lexington, Nashville, Louisville, and 
Memphis. The rebellion broke up racing in the South, and drove 
those turfmen owning horses to the North, where the sport had 
sunk so low that scarcely any thorough-breds were owned in the 
Middle or Eastern States. The Passaic County Agricultural 
Society, at Paterson, New Jersey, was the first to give encourage 
ment to racing in the North. That attempt being successful, 
other localities were sought, with a view to extending the field of 
operation. Philadelphia was tried in the spring of 1863, with 
but indifferent success, and abandoned. In August, of the same 
year, a meeting was held at the old course, at Saratoga, and its 
success resulted in the building of the new and splendid course 
there, and it has become one of the most popular establishments 
in the country. The races at Saratoga prompted the organiza 
tion of the American Jockey Club and the building of the mag 
nificent Jerome Park establishment, and since that the one at 
Long Branch. The Jerome Park, Saratoga, and Long Branch 
races proved a great success, and opened the eyes of the South 
to the fact that the mudsills of the North had full as high ap 
preciation of the sport of racing as the natives of their own sun 
ny clime. The revival of racing is not confined to the States 
of New York and New Jersey. The Maryland Jockey Club have 
had several successful meetings at their newly made and hand 
some course. Race meetings were held during the summer 
months at St. Louis, Cincinnati, and many of the smaller cities 
of the West. The South, too, has gradually recovered her abil 
ity to indulge in her favorite sport, and meetings have been held 
at New Orleans, Mobile, Memphis, and Nashville. 

Such is the field open to the enterprising turfman. And 
hence it is in no way surprising that many gentlemen of means 
are seeking and possessing themselves of the best race-horses 
which can be obtained, including many from England. Only a 
few years ago, thirty or forty horses at a race were considered a 



J24 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

sufficient number to insure a good meeting. Now they can be 
counted by hundreds at each*of these popular gatherings. More 
money is invested in race-horses and race-courses, by three to 
one, than was ever before done at any period in this country. 
This revival of racing is due in a great measure to the Ameri 
can Jockey Club, at Jerome Park. The few gentlemen who in 
itiated this institution found their numbers augmented by other 
gentlemen of wealth and influence, and in a short time the or 
ganization became a great success. Many of the members at 
once became owners of and breeders of high-blooded horses, 
and this created such a rivalry that the whole country became 
interested in the undertaking, and more racing associations were 
formed at other fashionable places. There are at the present 
time no less than four beautiful and popular race-courses within 
a few hours' drive of the city of New York, owned and patron 
ized by the most wealthy and cultured people in the land. All 
these organizations owe their rise and progress to the American 
Jockey Club, and are governed by its rules and regulations. 
Acquisitions are daily being made to these associations, new 
stables of horses being formed, and many people who a few 
years ago could not be induced to attend a race-meeting alone, 
much less with their families, are now buying and breeding 
thorough-bred stock, for the purpose of enjoying that interesting 
and exciting pastime. 

Many turfmen of the old school, and some of those who com 
pose the new, think the race-horse of to-day vastly inferior to 
that of a couple of decades back. They assign as a reason for 
this opinion, that we have no horses at the present day, or near 
ly none, capable of running four-mile heats. They say, if the 
horses of the present day show more speed, it is because the 
tracks are faster, which certainly is the fact; that the trainers 
are more skilled in their art, which does not appear so reasona 
ble. The truth is, the fogy turfman mourns for the good old 
time when endurance was as much sought for as speed in the 
racer, and when none but such as could run four-mile heats 
could be rated as first-class racers. Until within the last fifteen 
or twenty years, no horse, either in England or America, was 
considered a first-class racer unless able to do so. But on this 
subject a change has taken place in the opinions of the turfmen 
of both countries. The breeding of four-milers has been discon- 



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tinned, and speed is more sought after than endurance. It is 
the prevailing opinion among turfmen, that, in cultivating the 
racer for four-mile heats, his speed is diminished. Dash-racing, 
both in England and America, has become more popular with 
the public. It brings to a race meeting four times the number 
of horses, increases the number of races, makes more betting 
and excitement, and last, though by no means least, has super 
seded the cruel practice of forcing a horse to run the exhaustive 
distance of twelve miles, which is much more often painful than 
amusing to the spectators. 

From careful investigation, there is no evidence to show that 
the American racer of to-day has in any respect degenerated 
within the last fifty years; or that the English racer is in any 
way his superior. Both have sprung from the same stock, on 
both has been bestowed the same care in breeding and train 
ing, and whatever difference lies between them must be attri 
buted to climate, etc. 

Whether we or the English have the fastest horses, has long 
been a mooted question in this country. In England, but little 
attention is paid to timing horses during a race ; in this coun 
try it is the barometer which informs us of the increasing or de 
creasing speed of our racers. Americans boast, and they are 
good boasters, that their horses can outspeed those of England. 
They cite the oft-quoted exploit of English Eclipse, and claim 
that many of our horses have made better time than four miles 
in eight minutes, which was his maximum. They claim that 
Lexington run four miles in less than seven minutes and twenty 
seconds, which was, they assert, faster time than that made by 
Flying Childers. The Americans assert that the elastic turf 
and the straight shape of the English courses are more favora 
ble to speed than our circular ones over hard tracks. Whether 
a horse can make faster time over a mile circular track, or four 
miles on an open stretch, would seem to me a very nice ques 
tion. I believe, however, it is the opinion of old turfmen, that 
the circular shape of a course favors both the speed and endur 
ance ; that in turning the curves the horse eases himself, and 
that any speed which he thus loses is more than compensated 
by his brushes on the stretches ; while, in running four miles on 
a straight course, he has no opportunity for recuperation by once 
breaking the heavy force which presses him onward from the 
score to the goal. 



126 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

The difference in running horses on turf, the prevailing cus 
tom in England, and running them over prepared tracks, as in 
this country, is still unsettled. Most Americans believe the 
former to be the fastest, but I am not aware that any one up to 
the present time has given any convincing proof in support of 
his opinion. Comparing the time which horses have made over 
different courses is no true test of their relative speed, some 
courses being much better for speed than others. The Metarie 
course, and those of Cincinnati, Saratoga, Paterson, and Provi 
dence, are considered the fastest race-tracks in the country. It 
is the same with the English courses some are elastic, others 
are hard and heavy. Some of these run over a dead level plain, 
while others are half circular, or nearly so, and many are with 
ascending or descending grades, consequently horses are unable 
to make as fast time over some as over others. Eight minutes 
making four miles seems slow for such a horse as English 
Eclipse, when we have had several racers who have beaten it, 
Tvhile the three miles, six furlongs, and ninety-eight yards, made 
by Flying Childers in six minutes and four seconds, astounds us. 
The only true test of relative speed is to start the two horses 
together on the same track; and until this is done we shall 
have to suspend judgment on the comparative merits of Eng 
lish and American racers. But I doubt if this will ever be done 
to a sufficient extent to allow us to judge of the merits of the 
horses of the two countries. Nothing is more capable of dis 
arrangement from slight causes than the race -horse, and it is 
unlikely that his exportation over three thousand miles of 
stormy sea would improve him. About fifteen years ago, a Mr. 
Ten Broeck, an American, took with him to England a stable of 
horses, for the purpose of competing for the trophies of the Eng 
lish turf. These thorough -breds comprised Prior, Prioress, 
Lecompte, and Charleston none of them, however, fit represent 
atives of the American racer, and having all met with defeat at 
home; two, Lecompte and Charleston, being but little better 
than broken down. They were defeated in their first campaign, 
and though Prioress, in the fall of 1857, won, at New Market, the 
Cesarovitch stakes, after a dead heat with Queen Bess and El. 
Ham, she was so favorably weighted by the handicapper, com 
pared with the other two dead heaters, that her subsequent vic 
tory, in the deciding heat, did not add much to the prestige of 



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the American turf. Mr. Ten Broeck then imported a fresh lot 
of American horses, and was somewhat more successful. With 
one of these, Starke, he won the Goodwood Cup, and with Um 
pire carried off several of the two year old racers. Umpire in- 
the following year became a prominent favorite for the Epsom 
Derby, but in this great race was beaten. Beyond an unimport 
ant attempt hi the same direction, by Robert Harlan, of Ken 
tucky, nothing has been done to test the relative speed of the 
racers of the two countries. 

When Mr. Ten Broeck first carried his stable of race-horses to 
England, some of the papers spoke of the affair as an interna 
tional one, and Mr. Ten Broeck as a representative American 
turfman. The truth is, he had never been a leading turfman in 
this country, and hardly knew anything about racing matters. 
America has had a hundred horses who could have beaten 
Starke and Prioress, in their palmiest hours. The six or seven 
horses of Ten Broeck were contending against fourteen or fifteen 
hundred picked horses on their own ground, so that any one 
can understand that his experiment was no fair test of the rela 
tive speed of the American and English horse. Mr. Ten 
Broeck was one of the cleverest gamblers in the country, and 
had for years beaten the most skillful at their own peculiar 
games; but regarding racing matters he was deficient. By 
shrewd management he got control of the Metarie course at 
New Orleans, and shortly afterwards made that celebrated match 
on Lexington, against time, for $10,000. It has long been the 
opinion of shrewd turfmen that the match for the sum stated 
was no match at all, but merely a hippodroming affair, for the 
division of the gate money. However that may be, Lexington 
covered the ground inside 7.19|-, the time specified, and gave to 
Mr. Ten Broeck notoriety as a turfman, which was what he 
wanted. Having gained his prestige, he embarked for England 
with his stable of horses, which, in that country, whatever may 
have been his antecedents, provided he has met his betting en 
gagements, give to a man a social standing among turfmen. 
Such a position gave him a favorable opportunity for making 
his matchless skill at cards useful to him an opportunity which 
he did not fail to improve. He also made his stable of horses a 
self-supporting institution. Aside from the few races which he 
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128 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

his extravagant style of living, six months, he made his horses 
and his position on the turf both profitable to him. He took 
care to make the acquaintance of such Americans visiting Eng 
land as he knew would be willing to back his horses, from na 
tional pride, or desired to back other horses on his judgment. 
The confidence of such he used to enrich himself. Ten Broeck, 
with his American "gulls," proud of his acquaintance, and more 
than ready to be fleeced by him, could be seen together at Tat- 
tersall's, at the sporting clubs, or on the turf, where they would 
meet aristocratic looking persons, with whom the former seemed 
on terms of great intimacy. " How are you laying on your horse, 
Mr. Ten Broeck ? " Or if he had none starting, " What's your 
' favorite, Mr. Ten Broeck ? " " What odds are you taking on 
him, sir ? " Ten Broeck, after consulting his betting book for a 
few moments, would drawl out, in his habitually dispassionate 
tone, " I'm taking three to one, or five to two " as the case might 
be. His friends would close by booking him down for several 
hundred pounds. These booking bets were but shams, and those 
making them with Ten Broeck, his confederates men moving, 
too, in the higher circles of society; for he was too shrewd to put 
himself in the power of common adventurers upon the turf, 
whose equivocal position might at some future time throw dis 
credit on his own character. His bets, booked in the presence 
of his American " gulls," would incite them to take stock with 
him in betting on a horse which himself and " pals" knew per 
fectly well had not a ghost of a chance to win. And frequently 
such bets were made, when it was well known to Ten Broeck 
and his confederates, that the horse would not start in the race 
at all. By such cunning frauds as this just related, and his 
superior skill at cards, he managed to sustain himself in England 
in splendid style for many years, and to return from that coun 
try with an immense fortune. 

TROTTERS. 

Many of our students learned in "horseology" contend that 
the racer and the trotter are originally the same. These learned 
sages proceed to say that no trotter, worthy of the name, whose 
pedigree can be traced, is without the blood of the Godolphin 
Arabian, and that whenever a horse is bred, tracing back 



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through forty-nine veins, or ramifications, to the Godolphin, his 
trotting speed will nearly equal that of our present racers. As 
this abstruse science of horse-blood is too deep for me, and as it 
does not belong to the province of this work, I shall leave the 
subject to those versed in equinology, and let them argue it to 
their hearts 7 content. Suffice it to say, that in no country on the 
face of the globe has the same amount of care been given to the 
cultivation of the trotter as in the United States, and the select 
ive breeding of them has added millions to the wealth of the 
country. The trotters here, which can make their mile in three 
minutes, are numbered by thousands, while those who can make 
their mile in two minutes and forty seconds are numbered by 
hundreds, and many appear every summer on the turf, at the 
different courses, who can make their mile far down among the 
twenties. And in no other country but this has the trotter ever 
completed twenty miles in an hour in harness. Within the last 
twenty years several attempts have been made to introduce trot 
ting races into England, but without success. Its failure may 
be attributed to the want of encouragement from the land-own 
ers and other wealthy classes, who are prejudiced against any 
foreign innovations on the sports of the turf, or, as DTsraeli has 
it, " the noble pastime of England's aristocracy.'' There are 
many trotters in the country. Many have been imported from 
America, and no little attention has been paid, within the last 
decade, to the breeding and training of them ; but very few have 
been distinguished for speed, and very few can be found to make 
their mile in three minutes. There are no prepared courses for 
trotting, and such matches as have taken place have been per 
formed over the public highway, or turf, which lessens the 
speed of the trotter in harness about ten seconds to the mile. 
These trotting matches, of which several have been made during 
the last twenty years, were well attended, especially by the low 
er and middle classes, and at some of them large sums of money 
have changed hands. I think, however, the day is still far dis 
tant when trotting will be one of the popular sports of England. 
The people of France have paid more attention to trotting and 
trotting horses than the people of England. Within the last de 
cade several thorough-breds have been imported from America 
for the purpose of breeding. In the summer of 1867 the racing 
association of Rouen gave liberal purses to trotters ; this was the 



130 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

first affair of the kind which ever took place in Europe. Many 
of the native trotters, both of France and England, met at Rouen 
to compete for the trophies. The meeting was largely attended, 
and if no extraordinary time was shown, in comparison to what 
is commonly done on American courses, the races gave general 
satisfaction. The late Franco-Prussian war has done much to 
injure the advancement of trotting and racing in France ; but 
the deep interest taken in the cultivation of the trotter by the 
wealthy landowners, and the increasing desire of the wealthy 
classes generally, living in or near Paris, to provide themselves 
with fine blooded stock, makes it presumable that in the way of 
turf sports trotting races may in a few years become as popular 
as running races now are. 

Considerable attention has been paid by the Russian govern 
ment to the breeding and raising of trotting horses. The hardy 
breeds of Northern Russia, when intermixed with the more met 
tlesome ones of the south-eastern part of the empire, make re 
markably good trotters. Russia has to-day a greater number and 
a better class of trotters than any country in Europe. The favor 
ite method of testing their speed is upon the ice, and harnessed 
to light sledges. During the winter season, when the bosom of 
the Neva becomes a way of glittering ice, these trotting-matches 
axe very frequent and popular with the people. 

VALUE OF TROTTERS. 

No kind of stock-raising has ever been, in any part of the 
world, so lucrative as the breeding and raising of trotters in the 
United States, and year by year it is becoming more so. About 
twelve years ago, Flora Temple, the fastest trotter tbe world had 
ever seen, up to her time, sold for $8,000. To-day any horse 
who can trot in 2.30 will bring nearly as much, while horses that 
can trot a mile in 2.24, 2.23, 2.22, 2.21, will bring from 
$15,000 to $35,000, and some, in the possession of wealthy men, 
cannot be bought for $60,000. Such men, however, have 
more money than they can spend a pinching evil to society. 
They crave notoriety, which the possession of a celebrated fast 
horse can confer on them, while they, in return, are unable to 
confer any notoriety on the horse. However, to make a horse 
worth a certain price, it must be shown that he can bring back 



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to his owner the money paid for him, with at least legal interest, 
if no more. Fancy prices set upon horses go for nothing. Mr. 
O'Kelly, the owner of English Eclipse, asked for him 25,000 
and a life annuity of 500 a year. Mr. O'Kelly's demanding 
his price and receiving it (which he did not) are two very differ 
ent things. Russia, England, and Portugal have given, to pro 
cure the finest and largest diamonds in the world, fabulous 
prices, while thousands of their people were starving for bread. 
These senseless stones are useless to those countries, save to 
adorn the state of royalty ; yet the wealth of the Rothschilds 
would not buy one of them. The Vatican, Pitti Palace, Dresden 
Gallery, and that of the Louvre, contain many works of art which 
originally brought but a mere pittance to the toil-worn artist 
under whose hands they grew, yet at the present day untold 
gold could not purchase them. 

It is the being wanted for the stud which raises the price of 
racers and trotters. Whenever a horse has established a repu 
tation by his frequent success on the turf, he or she is sought 
after for the stud. Twenty years ago, Lexington, then thought 
to be the best colt in the United States, was offered for $2,000, 
and also with him went half his engagements for mile and two- 
mile heat races. After the accomplishment of his celebrated 
feat against time, he sold for $15,000; that then being the 
largest price ever paid for a horse in this country. His offspring, 
Norfolk, some years later brought the same price in green 
backs, which were then worth about sixty cents on the dollar. 
About five years ago Kentucky sold for $15,000, at auction. In 
1870, Kingfisher brought $15,000, after having won his two 
most important stakes for his owner. Enquirer also was sold 
for $15,000, after winning all his important stakes, and Long 
fellow, just before the close of the racing season, a year ago 
(1871) was held at $20,000. It was almost unprecedented suc 
cess upon the turf, which raised the price of these horses, and 
those who bought them did not do so with any expectation of 
getting their money back on the turf. The price of racers has 
remained almost stationary during the last thirty years, while 
those of the trotter have increased trebly during the last decade; 
the reason of this being the trotter is much more profitable to 
his owner than the racer. Trotting associations hang up heav 
ier purses than racing ones ; besides, trotters can make money for 



132 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

their owners, without their risking a cent outside their keeping 
and transportation. This may be accomplished by running for 
a division of the gate money a practice which, to the disgrace of 
trotting, too often obtains in this country. During a summer 
campaign a first-class trotter can gain for his master from three 
thousand to five thousand dollars. The trotter, unlike the 
racer, is at nearly all times a saleable article, and in considera 
tion of the advantages named, is always a more profitable, as well 
as a safer investment than the racer. The owners of the latter 
have to depend upon their success on the turf, to support them 
selves and their stables. They can depend on no division of 
gate money, and if one or more of their horses do not succeed in 
winning a few purses during the year, their expenses eat them 
up. If a man cannot possess a first-class racer, he is very un 
fortunate to possess any. None but those able to support a 
stable for his own amusement, or a practical turfman, should 
have anything to do with racers. All persons who have any re 
spect for their money should place it in some safer investment. 
I have known, within the last thirty years, many prominent turf 
men, and many of them possessors of large and handsome 
stables ; but I have yet to see the first one among them who ac 
quired his money by racing. It is the breeders of the racers 
and trotters who have been benefited by the sports of the turf, 
as well as many of the racing establishments throughout the 
country. 

It is only within the last few years that trotting races have 
been established on a respectable footing in this country. For 
merly the trotting ground was under the control of a set of 
sharpers, who used it as a means of fleecing the unwary. The 
owners and trainers of horses carried on their swindling so suc 
cessfully for many years that they had settled down into the 
belief that frauds were a legitimate part of the sport. The own 
ers of tracks either connived at these or participated in them. 
Many proprietors were compelled to see their patrons barefaced 
ly robbed in silence, or have their courses rot on their hands for 
want of patronage. The owners of several trotters would col 
lude together, and make an agreement to trot over a certain 
course on a day named, for a division of the gate money. This, 
of course, with the sanction of the proprietor of the track. The 
announcement would appear in the public prints, and flaming 



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placards, posted everywhere, announced that the race would 
take place at such a time, for a purse sometimes of several 
thousands of dollars ; the amount being stated according to the 
locality. A ten thousand dollar purse might be suitable for 
New York, Philadelphia, or Baltimore, while five hundred dol 
lars would be large enough for the smaller towns of the West. 
The meeting might call to the grounds from one thousand to ten 
thousand or more spectators. At some of the trotting races hi 
the vicinity of New York, as many as thirty thousand specta 
tors have been present repeatedly. The owners of the horses, 
their trainers, and confederates on the outside, had a perfect un 
derstanding with each other. Should the public make of any 
horse a favorite, and bet heavily upon him, their favorite would 
be very like to come out second best in the race, and their 
money would find its way into the pockets of the owners of the 
horses, their trainers, and confederates. These rascally pro 
ceedings were not confined to any particular locality, but were 
more or less practiced all over the country, and are so still in 
many of the smaller places in the South and Southwest. These 
things could not be effectually concealed, and the cries of the 
victims of these frauds have rung out in tones not to be mis 
taken, all over the land, for many years, without any particular 
remedy being applied to put a stop to them. An act passed by 
the legislature would have put an end to them, within the ju 
risdiction of the State passing such act. The very worst of the 
scoundrels would have hesitated before perpetrating his frauds, 
if the doors of the state prison were yawning to receive him 
the moment he was detected. But the generality of law 
makers with which we have been blessed, in this free and en 
lightened country, would view the stealing of a loaf of bread by 
a starving man as a crime worthy the penitentiary, but would 
consider the robbing a man on a race-track, by foul driving or 
other fraudulent shifts known to some of the trotting faternity, 
only a shrewd piece of financiering. But happily, whore trotting 
is conducted on a large scale, as around New York, Buffalo, 
Kalamazoo, Providence, etc., etc., these track-thieves have no 
longer an opportunity to ply their vocation. Trotting associa 
tions composed of respectable citizens have been organized in 
most of the States, new rules and regulations have been framed, 
and are at the present tune rigidly enforced. 



134 'WAXDERLJfGS OF A VAGABOND, 

POOL-SELLING. 

When the stranger first makes his appearance in the betting- 
ring of the English race-course, he may well imagine himself 
among a crowd of bedlamites. A thousand throats are stretched 
to their utmost, crying out their slang betting phrases of "mon- 
kies," "ponies," "tenners," "fivers," "one to three," "four to 
six," etc., while the noise and confusion, which is over and sur 
rounds all, is nothing less than pandemonium itself. I remem 
ber when, in this country, men in the higher walks of life, many 
occupying high official positions, were not ashamed to be seen 
on the race-track, with money in their hands, calling out like 
auctioneers the bets they wished to make on their favorites. 
Such things were fashionable in this country till within the last 
fifteen years. "I'll bet five hundred dollars with any gentleman 
that Truxton is the winner," sung out General Jackson, on the 
quarter -stretch of the Nashville course, the said Truxton being 
his own horse, about to start in the race. 

"I'm your man, Gineral," responded Col. Jimmy Smith, a 
small stock short card player, who would not bet five hundred 
dollars on anything except to have the honor of saying he made 
such a wager with General Jackson. 

" I'll bet five hundred dollars with any gentleman that Trux 
ton is the winner," reiterated the General, without noticing Col. 
Jimmy's offer of acceptance. 

" I'll take it," cried Smith, running up to the hero of New 
Orleans. 

The General paused in his promenade, and fixed his eyes full- 
cocked upon Col. Jimmy, then replied, in a freezing tone, quite 
loud enough for the bystanders to hear, "You don't understand 
me, sir; I said I'd bet any gentleman five hundred dollars that 
Truxton will win the race," and turning away, he continued at 
the same time his walk, and his " I'll bet any gentleman five 
hundred dollars that Truxton is the winner." 

The custom of crying out bets on the race -course has passed 
away, and is replaced by the more refined and quiet method of 
pool-selljng. This system was inaugurated some fifteen or sixteen 
years ago, and is now in vogue on every race-track of any pre 
tensions in the country. Pool-selling answers well enough when 
fairly conducted ; but it has its abuses, which should be remedied. 



1HE HORSE. 135 

In the first place, racing associations charge three per cent, on 
what money is won, and at many of the smaller of the racing and 
trotting meetings, three per cent, of the whole amount of the pool 
is charged, that is, upon the winnings and the investments. Now 
this is a fraud upon the public. Racing associations make enough 
from their gate-money, and should have pool-selling done gra 
tuitously on their tracks, for the benefit of their patrons. Pools 
sold should be made play or pay, otherwise wrong may be done 
to innocent persons, as the following circumstance, which hap 
pened a few years ago in Saratoga, will show. The night before 
the race Cottrill sold as first choice in the pools, and several 
thousand dollars were invested on him. Before morning Nara- 
gansett, in a trial speed, ran a mile in 1.48. This becoming known 
to a few initiated, who had large stakes on Cottrill, the owner 
of that horse announced that large spots or welts had broken out 
on his horse during the night, and appealing to the judges, they 
allowed the horse to be withdrawn, so that his backers recovered 
their money. Had not Naragansett run that fast trial speed, the 
chances are that Cottrill would have started. If such a fraud 
could be perpetrated on one of the first class race-courses, and 
on one of the most fairly managed, how easily could it be done, 
and no doubt often is, on the smaller and more obscure courses in 
the country. Such sharp practice would tell for nothing, if pool- 
selling were* made to play or pay. The pool -seller has also his 
favorites, and it is in his power to benefit them greatly, though by 
so doing he does a corresponding injustice to the betting public. 
At a nod from a favorite, a pool is suddenly knocked down to him, 
or another sign from the same source causes the auctioneer to 
dwell loud and long. The system of pool-selling gives owners 
an opportunity to bet against their own horses, which many of 
them do if they think they will not win. Before the system of 
pool-selling obtained, the turfman betting against his own entry 
would be dishonored, and such things were not tolerated on the 
turf; but turfmen of the present day practice it in the pools, and 
no one considers it strange. The turfmen of old never laid against 
their own stables, and though many of the modern ones do, it is 
a practice which ought not to be tolerated. It cannot be denied 
that pool-selling has done away with many evils of the turf, and 
notably the noise and confusion which prevailed formerly on a 
race-course, in the making of bets, hunting up the holders of 



136 WANDERINGS OF A YAGABONDi 

stakes, and the quarrels and fights which ensued about the 
naming of bets. Pool-selling is also a great advantage to those 
who lay against the favorite, and who always take the odds. In 
pool-selling, sometimes as much as forty to one are laid against 
certain horses, while rating that way in the pool it would be 
impossible to get any one on the outside to lay any such odds. 
There are no persons in this country who would take such odds 
as forty to one, or even twenty to one, and on a horse that would 
sell as low as forty to one in a pool, odds of ten to one could not 
be obtained in the ring. 

GAMBLERS ON THE TURF. 

No disinterested class of men in this country have shown the 
same liberality towards the turf as gamblers. Whenever funds 
have been scarce, or have been wanted for the opening of a new 
course, or to give purses for a race meeting, they have invariably 
contributed liberally whenever called upon. They have always 
shown the same generous spirit in assisting needy turfmen, and 
have never been found wanting in upholding the interest of the 
turf. Such at least has been their record for the last half century, 
notwithstanding the efforts made at various times, by many of 
the newspapers of the country, to cause them to be expelled from 
the race-courses altogether. To be the fountain -head*of authority 
has been the itch of wealth, and to it the majority of our cultur 
ed classes have pandered. Previous to the civil war, a gambler 
was not allowed entrance to the grand stand on the race-course 
at Charleston, S. C, but a negro servant was. At the same time 
public women were not allowed on the Metarie course in New 
Orleans, unless in a carriage, and then were obliged to drive to 
the center of the course, and be confined to their carriages during 
the race. Such invidious distinctions have disappeared from our 
race-courses, as 'tis proper they should do in a free country like 
ours. Only the snobocracy of which the Jerome Park racing 
association is composed tried to pattern after their exclusive 
brethren of New Orleans and Charleston ; but the arrogant pre 
sumption caused such a howl of indignation from the public to 
resound about their ears, as compelled them to abandon their 
purpose. Racing associations that want to make exclusiveness 
one of their regulations, should be taught that it is not necessary 



'THE HORSE. 137 

for a man to have a voucher, or a woman a marriage certificate 
in her pocket, in order to gain admission to the grand stand of 
a race-track. 

Many gamblers have owned and run race -horses to their mis 
fortune, and many have owned tracks ; but, after thirty years' ex 
perience, I have never known, and I have yet to learn, of a 
gambler being engaged in a fraudulent race transaction. I have 
heard, however, of several, and know of my own knowledge of two 
instances, where jobs were successfully put up by turfmen, to rob 
gamblers. No class of persons behave themselves better than 
gamblers on the race-course, or interfere less with its good order 
and management ; yet, notwithstanding this honorable record in 
their favor, I agree with those punctilious gentlemen of the press, 
and others, who imagine all gamblers thieves, and their appear 
ance on a race-course, otherwise than spectators, fraught with 
some rascality towards the betting public I agree with these 
honorable gentlemen in so far that I think gamblers should keep 
away from race meetings altogether. It would be a saving to the 
fraternity, of more than $100,000 annually. With regard to 
numbers, their presence would not be missed, except at the pool 
stands, and at the pool-selling rooms in the city during a race 
week, in consequence of which the betting, which gives such a 
spicy interest to the race, would greatly decrease, and perhaps 
the loss would add to the moral improvement of the spectators. 
No gambler that I know of has ever yet done any good for him 
self on the turf. 

Formerly it was amusing to see a young, just-fledged sport, 
with a badge fluttering from the breast of his coat, while strut 
ting up and down the quarter-stretch, and calling out the name 
of his favorite, and laying his money upon him. He thought the 
position stylish, and imagined himself the observed of all observ 
ers. His knowledge of horse-flesh was about as profound as that 
of a citizen of Venice, and he was backing his favorite because 
some jockey or stable-boy had given him a " point " that he was 
a " rattler," or perhaps he himself had seen him win a race the 
previous spring or fall. But he never once gave a thought to his 
present condition, what weight he was to carry, or the abilities 
of his competitors. Such considerations did not for a moment 
perplex his brain. To lay his money was all he wanted, and 
sooner than fail in that object he would give long odds. This is a 



138 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

fair sample of the reckless manner in which gamblers squander 
their money on the turf. Since pool-selling has become the cus 
tom, the gamblers flock to the pool-rooms in the city, during a 
race meeting, or to the pool-stands on a race-course. They 
pitch upon their favorites without any knowledge of their capa 
bilities, except such as they learn from the turfmen, and will 
often run one up in the pool, in their eagerness to get him, until 
he is made a favorite largely over the field ; often, too, when four 
or more horses start in the race. Such a thing as a horse be 
coming a favorite over the field, when four or more horses start, 
is in England a thing almost unknown. In the palmy days of 
Gladiateur, when practical turfmen were convinced that Eng 
land had no horse to equal him in speed, the odds were never 
more than two to one in his favor when as many as five horses 
contended for the prize. English book-makers have been 
generally successful on the turf, simply because they have in 
variably backed the field. " It is only fools," say they, and their 
opinions should be of some value, " that will pick a horse in a 
race." There are but few professional book-makers that have 
not made themselves an independent fortune in the business. 
There are no intelligent turfmen in this country, of thirty years' 
standing, who will not acknowledge that they might now be 
wealthy had they laid their money on the field instead of the 
favorites. 

It would seem that their constant losses on the turf for many 
years would have disgusted gamblers with the sport of racing 
, altogether. Such, however, is no^pie case ; at any rate with a 
large majority. To-day they are ready to re-commit the follies 
of yesterday, and, as few of them ever take the trouble to think 
on the subject, I think it very unlikely they will improve. I 
shall here mention another great drain on the pockets of gamb 
lers, or at least some of the more successful of them. As soon as 
they have accumulated $40,000 or $50,000, their ambition is to 
own a stable of racers or trotters. They expect to reap from this 
notoriety as well as gain. Such gamblers have a very imperfect 
knowledge of horses, at best ; consequently are obliged to call to 
their aid some trainer of experience, and these gentry never 
let a fat pigeon escape their fingers until they have plucked him 
clean. They use the gambler that falls into their clutches 
much the same as a rascally lawyer uses his rich client. When 



THE HORSE. 139 

horses are bought, it is by recommendation of the trainer, who 
hits generally on such as are broken down, and whose owners are 
glad to get rid of them at any price. Between such persons 
and the trainer a perfect understanding exists, and the horses 
are sold for four or five times, and some times even ten times as 
much as they would fetch at an ordinary sale ; and the trainer 
pockets the lion's share of the spoils, out of which he fleeces his 
master, with as little compunctions of conscience as if he were 
really giving him his best judgment and advice. If the horses 
are racers they never win a stake for their owner, and the expens 
es of his stable, cost of entries and transportation, his losses by 
backing them, to say nothing of what he is chiseled out of by 
his enterprising trainer, finally drains him of his last dollar, and 
when he wants to turn his horses into money, no one will buy 
them on any terms whatever, and they are left worthless, as they 
are, on his hands. Such has been, in nine cases out of every ten, 
the fate of gamblers whose evil genius ambition has led them 
on to the turf. Those who have fallen into the hands of trotting 
men have not fared one whit better ; in fact, if possible, they have 
fared worse ; their downfall has certainly been more speedy. If 
a shrewd trotting trickster can flatter, persuade, or cajole him 
into the purchase of a fast trotting horse, he is lost. No artifice 
is left untried to convince him his newly-acquired purchase has 
extraordinary speed. When this is accomplished he is easily in 
duced to match him against a horse which his steerers have 
already agreed upon for him, and which they know can outspeed 
his with the greatest ease. dfcndreds of gamblers have, from 
time to time, been inveigled am ruined in this manner by trot 
ting men. The latter know right well that no class of men will bet 
their money so recklessly on a mere fancy as gamblers ; conse 
quently they are ever on the alert to fleece them. Gamblers 
have been too often the victims of their wily tongues ; and if 
they continue to do so they will surely fall victims to their insid 
ious artifices. 



140 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

CHAPTER XIV. 

WASHINGTON CITY. 

The races were over in Richmond, and the crowds drawn 
thither by them from the surrounding country had all dispersed. 
Even the negro-trader, with his droves of manacled slaves, had 
departed for the South, and the gay and festive city, where 
money was so plentiful during the summer and fall, was now 
but a dull and unprofitable place for the gambler. The Major 
and myself, during the three months of our stay, had derived a 
net profit of about nine* thousand dollars from our share of the 
gambling-house, which, finding there was no prospect of making 
any more at. present, we disposed of, to Messrs. Lane & Wilson. 
We had determined to establish ourselves in Washington for the 
winter, anff try our fortune among its law-makers, office -holders, 
political adventurers, lobbyists, and such-like cattle, who flock 
there as naturally, during a session of Congress, as crows to a 
carwon. 

We found on Pennsylvania Avenue a desirable suite of rooms, 
which we fitted up tastefully, if not extravagantly. In those 
days, gambling-houses were not fitted up in such sumptuous 
style as has come to be the custom in these days ; in fact, noth 
ing like it. - We found the place dull enough, as is always the 
case hi Washington until afterthe holidays are over. Such 
strangers as were in the tow^fcsonsisted of persons having 
claims against the government, wno were waiting, with what pa 
tience they might, for that honorable institution to open the 
ponderous iron jaws of the treasury, and grant them relief. Be 
sides these, the usual crowd of hungry office-seekers bided their 
time without a cent in their pockets. We found in the place 
many gamblers, most of them residents, but still many strangers 
had already opened their winter campaign there. Five faro- 
banks besides our ow were already in full operation, one of 
them being of the e^Rusive and aristocratic order, where none 
were admitted but high government officials, senators, members 
of Congress, wealthy lobbyists, contractors, and their invited 
guests. The patrons of this bank were entertained gratuitous 
ly with the daintiest viands, the choicest wines, liquors, and 



WASHINGTON CITT. 141 

cigars. It was owned and" conducted by persons calling them 
selves gamblers, from Baltimore, who lived hi extravagant style, 
separated themselves from the 'others of their class, and would 
no more think of speaking to a common gambler on the street 
than a savagely virtuous matron would be seen in conversation 
with one of the frail sisterhood. None of the other gamblers 
were invited to their rooms ; consequently the means by which 
such an extravagant establishment was kept up was known only 
to its owners. The other faro- rooms in the city were conduct 
ed on pretty much the same basis as our own ; that is, we made 
no distinction between our patrons, treated them all with civility, 
furnished them with liquors gratuitously, and played faro exclu 
sively. We however gave to our patrons a limit of $25, and 
$100. But one other room in the city (knowing, of course, noth 
ing about what the exclusive bank gave), gave the same limit. 

This place was owned by a man of the name of Samuel Shirley, 
who had for many years conducted a gambling-house in Wash 
ington, and had drawn upon himself the ill-will of the other 
gamblers of the place, on account of his haughty disposition and 
supercilious manners. 

He was a very timid gambler, and the previous winter had 
placed so small a limit on his game as to virtually drive away 
those gamblers and others who desired to play heavily. By this 
means he secured the play of treasury clerks, and some of those 
from others of the departments, and from these he managed to 
makej/respectable living. 

A* month or so before oufcbming to Washington, there ar- 
rive'd in the place two gambles from Georgia, who bought an 
interest in his house, and opened a faro-bank, to which they in 
vited .all the gamblers in the vicinity, offering them, if they 
would come there to play, a larger limit than any other house 
that could be found in the city. The principal moneyed faro-play 
ers accepted the invitation, to their misfortune, as the bank dealt 
with more than usual success. The new comers were a Mr. 
0%orge Simpson, a man of about fifty, and his partner, Mr. John 
Cotton, about twenty-one years of age.^ffhese persons were 
strangers to the gambling fraternity of Washington, no one in 
the city knowing anything either of them or their histories. 
According to the elder, Mr. Simpson, he had been a negro- 
trader and a horse-tradeuy had roamed for several years over 



142 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

the South and Southwest with a stable of quarter-horses, and 
while in this business amused himself, as he expressed it, by 
" dealing a game of faro occasionally, when I came across a good- 
natured set of boys with plenty of cash." Mr. Simpson was a 
large, heavy-set man, with sandy hair and whiskers, while his 
eyebrows and lashes were nearly white. I said he was fifty 
years of age, but he looked much younger. His florid face was 
the picture of health, and his blue eyes yet sparkled with the 
fire of youth. His favorite attire consisted of a green "shad- 
bellied" coat, with long flaps hanging over its many pockets, and 
ornamented with rows of bright brass buttons embossed with 
rampant steeds in the last stage of prancing. His vest, of green 
velvet, was adorned with round gold-varnished buttons, on each 
of which a dog's head shone conspicuous, and which also pos 
sessed wide pockets covered by deep flaps. His nether limbs 
were encased in a pair of drab inexpressibles, the bottoms of 
which had modestly retired from public view, into the legs of a 
pair of red-top hunting-boots. A broad-brimmed hat covered 
his head, and in the voluminous ruffle which sprang from his 
shirt bosom, sparkled a large and valuable diamond. He wore 
a high shirt collar, and around his neck, below it, the ample 
folds of a large red silk handkerchief. A heavy embossed chain, 
from which dangled a few seals and a miniature jockey's cap, 
saddle, spurs, horse-shoes, whip, etc., hung from his watch-fob. 
Mr. Simpson was a sociable personage, liberal with his money in 
a bar-room, had an exalted opinion of himself, and, being very 
loquacious, seemed desirous of convincing every one he met, of 
the immense superiority of Mr. ^hn Simpson. Mr. John Cot 
ton, his partner, had a fat, stupid-looking face, the cheeks and 
upper lip being covered with a small crop of peach-down ; but 
his big wall eyes failed to give forth one spark of intelligence as 
he talked with you or pursued his business. His hair was tow- 
colored, as were also his eyebrows, the hairs of which were few 
and far between. Some fashionable tailor of the period had ex 
hausted his art in order to render him resplendent in broadcloth 
and fine linen, and, 'Solomon, in all his glory," certainly was not 
arrayed like him. In his ruffled shirt-bosom also blazed a 
diamond, while a large gold chain hung loosely from his neck to 
his fob, where it was attached to a small gold watch. Shirley 
and Cotton were both unsocial, and of a taciturn disposition; but 



WASHINGTON CITY. 143 

whatever was lost to the firm from their reserve, was more than 
overbalanced by the loquacious and braggart Simpson. 

The firm of Shirley, Simpson & Cotton, received some rough 
handling from the tongues of the sports who frequented our 
rooms, many of whom had lost their all (against the concern), 
consequently retained no very good feeling toward any of its 
members. 

"I wonder where Shirley ever picked up that horse-thief, 
Simpson ?" inquired a toothless old sport named Crane, an old 
resident of Washington, and a rather heavy loser (against the firm 
mentioned). The question was asked one evening in our rooms 
when no play was going forward, but several gamblers present, 
some of them citizens of the place, but the majority of them 
strangers. The subject had been brought up by one of the party 
relating how many bets he had lost there consecutively, on 
several occasions, while playing against Cotton's dealing. 

" Picked up hell ! " said a fellow in reply to Crane's question. 
"He don't know enough to pick up anything, unless it's a 
pocket-book that isn't his'n, the consumptive snipe." 

"Maybe Simpson picked up Shirley, who knows?" chimed in 
another gentleman. 

" Shouldn't be surprised ; that feller Simpson knows his p's and 
q's; he ain't no fool," said the man who had replied so con 
temptuously to Crane's question in the first place. 

" I'll bet he's one of Murrill's gang !" cried Crane. 

"Did you ever notice how skeered that rabbit-faced feller, 
Cotton, is o' him ? Them moon eyes o' his'n are alms looking 
arter Simpson when he's dea^ig, as if he was doin' suthin' he'd 
no business to, and was afraid of catching hell for it. Why, he'd 
overlook all the bets he'd win, if Shirley warn't a lookin' out fur 
him," said another of those present. 

" He deals so confounded lucky, that he can afford to over 
look half he wins and then break his party," said a gentleman 
in reply. 

"He looks to me as if he was dug out of old Simpson with a 
wow-bar ; I wonder if he isn't his son, Crane ? " asked a Wash- 
ingtonian present, by the name of Jones. 

"No, he aint," snarled Crane; "he don't look no more like 
Simpson than a bob-tailed cur looks like a brindle ox." 
V'Look a here, -boys! There's something damn strange any- 



144 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

how, about that stable of Shirely's," broke in for the first time an 
old resident named Jackson. "Now I've known that feller 
for more than ten years, and he's allers been afeared of his 
shadder, and wouldn't mix in with gamblers, no how. Well, this 
fall he comes and tells me he's 'opened for horse, mar', or 
gelding,' and tells 'em all to come and play agiiist 'em; well, 
you've all went agin 'em, and whar's your money ? I've dropped 
agin them fellers eight hundred, and damn me if I hadn't rather 
chucked it into the river than them thieves should have it. 
That's my sentiments about the matter, publicly expressed." 

"Don't cry for your money, Jacksey, arter you've lost it," 
sang out the consoling CraTie. 

"I cries as little fur my money as any of ye," retorted the 
indignant Mr. Jackson, "but when I does lose, I like to doit 
where I'm treated like a gentleman. What fur do they allus 
make that white-livered boy deal ? that's what I want to know ? 
I had to blaggard Shirley an hour the other night, to get him to 
make a deal fur me 'twas arter I lost five hundred, too, agin 
the boy and when I did get him to make a deal fur me, only 
just one, why, I beat 'em out of a hundred and fifty in less than 
no tune, and out 'o that there cheer he jumps, like a snake 'd bit 
him. Now what kind of doin' is that 'ere, hey?" asked Mr. 
Jackson, appealing to his hearers. " Now, gentlemen," he con 
tinued, with a solemn shake of the head, " I b'leeve as how them 
fellers are a cheating of us ! " 

" How ridiculous for an old experienced gambler like you to 
talk in that manner ! " said one of^ys friends. 
' "It ain't ridiculus, no such thing, and I just b'leeve it'strue, 
any how," exclaimed Mr. Jackson, emphatically. 

"Well," returned his friend, "I'd like to find one of 'those 
cheating dealers ; I'd like to know how the trick is done." 

"Would you, tho"?" asked Jackson, with a sneer, "you've 
furgot, I reckon, when Pringle imported one 'o them 'ere fellers to 
Kichmond, an' how he played strippers on you, 'mongst the rest 
on 'em?" 

"No, I haven't," replied his friend, "nor have I forgotten he 
was damn soon caught at it and had to make tracks out 'o that, 
damn quick, too, and you needn't accuse Pringle, for he knew 
nothing about it till the scoundrel was detected." 

" I'm no ways sure 'o that 'are," doggedly replied Jackson. * 



WASHINGTON CITY. 145 

" Well, unless you are sure, you have no right to speak of such 
a thing, nor have you any right to talk of Shirley's game in the 
manner which you have done. I've been around their game as 
much as any one, and I don't think I've seen a dozen splits 
altogether ; that don't look much like playing strippers, does it? 
Cotton is always in the dealing chair, you complain. They keep 
him there because he's lucky, and if you were interested in the 
game you would do the same ; at least I know I should. Shirley 
is too scary to deal a large game of faro, and as far as Simpson 
is concerned, he probably knows more about a horse's foot than 
he does about a pack of cards." 

"You can all think jist as you please, gentlemen, this 'ere's a 
free country," said Mr. Jackson, not the best pleased in the 
world that his friend should set up a defense of these parties 
against his declared suspicions, and the want of active sympathy 
shown to him by his listeners. " You can think jist as you please, 
but no more cf my money does them there fellers get a chance to 
handle. I've had enough o' their game, mind that, gentlemen !" 

" You've an undoubted right to do as you please with your 
own money, Jackson, but you have no right to accuse any one of 
cheating unless you're able to prove it. Supposing now, some 
outsider were to hear you; they would naturally suppose if a 
professional gambler could be cheated at faro that they were 
cheated every time they lost against the bank. It won't do to 
wag your tongue in such a careless way, Jackson^' said his 
friend. 

" I'm glad to hear you express yourself so clearly on this point, ^ 
sir," said the Major. "Gamblers, sir, are prone to give too 
much license to their tongues, sir, and it has never done them 
any good, but,- on the contrary, much evil, sir." 

When our visitors had left us that night, the Major said to me, 
" Now, Jack, you see what envy and selfishness will do. Those 
fellows who were abusing Simpson and his partners have no other 
cause for doing so than because they could not beat their bank, 
and because they could not, they are trying to injure the fair 
name of those gentlemen. Had they been successful, Mr. Simp 
son and his associates would, no doubt, be a ' devilish nice set of 
fellows, sir,' and should we be so lucky as to win any of their 
mopey, it's probable they will blackguard us in the same manner, 



146 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

" Well, Major, if they are willing to stand the losing, I'm wil 
ling to stand the blackguarding," I replied, smiling. " But what 
did the gentleman mean when he said strippers were played in 
some of the gambling-houses of Richmond ? " 

tl Well, sir, it happened about a year ago in Mr. Pringle's house. 
A young man from Kentucky, it seems, was introduced to him 
by one of his friends as a good faro-dealer, besides being honest, 
industrious, and trustworthy. After being in the house for a 
month or so, he was detected in playing a pack of strippers on 
the players. There was a great rumpus about it at the time, but 
Mr. Pringle exonerated himself in the most emphatic terms: 
said he had no knowledge whatever of the matter, paid back 
every man at the table his losses, and discharged the young 
man." 

" But what are strippers, and for what are they intended?" 

"I'll tell you all about it to-morrow; I'm too fatigued to-night 
to do anything except to go to bed j so let's be off." 

Messrs. Shirley and Simpson had called upon us a few days 
after we opened our bank, and gave us a play, which ended with 
out any very important results, and, on leaving, invited us to 
return their call at their rooms. This invitation we did not im 
mediately take advantage of, and it passed along a week or so, 
when Simpson and Cotton came together to our place and lost 
against the bank $350. When they left Mr. Simpson again in 
vited us tacall on. him at his faro-rooms, which we promised to 
do. It was, however, nearly a month before we ajrailed our- 

ilves of his invitation ; our reason for not returning their civil- 
ties sooner being a pressure of business, which confined us 
strictly to our own rooms. Meanwhile, Simpson would drop in 
occasionally, have a glass with the Major, and talk over racing 
matters with him a subject in which he was pretty well versed. 

But his great delight was in telling the Major stories of his 
quarter -racing: how he had escaped the snares spread to entrap 
him, and how in every instance he out-jockeyed his adversaries. 
His free, open manner, his rollicking stories which he told well 
besides his knowledge of horses and racing, easily made him 
a favorite with the Major. The little good-natured and pleas 
ant attentions which he paid me, and which are seldom met 
with from elderly people towards youths of my age, were fot- 
tering to my pride, and I naturally conceived a high opinion 



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of Mr. Simpson. He had carefully refrained from pressing 
his invitation to call at his faro-rooms since we had so ungra 
ciously neglected the first ones. A couple of weeks or so 
after the firm of Shirley, Simpson & Cotton had received such a 
turning over in our rooms, the Major concluded, for the first 
time, he would return the numerous visits of. Mr. Simpson 
and the calls of his partners, and requested me to accompany 
him. We had closed our rooms for the night, it being about 
two o'clock, A. M., when we started across the avenue to Mr. 
Shirley's, to show him and his friends, as the Major expressed it, 
",that we were gentlemen of good breeding." We found no one 
in the room, which was large and neatly fitted up and furnished, 
but its proprietors. Cotton was seated in the dealing-chair, 
with his two fat legs on the lay-out. Without, in any respect, 
altering his position, he twisted his vague countenance into what 
was intended for a smile, and drawled out, " How-de-do. Ma- 
geur?" Of myself he took not the smallest notice, thinking, 
no doubt, I was the Major's young man, and not worth it. 

"Well, by glory !" exclaimed Simpson, jumping from his chair 
and giving the Major a hug like that of a grizzly-bear. When 
he had squeezed him sufficiently, he turned and repeated the op 
eration on me. "You've found out the way over here at last, 
have you? Well, by George, we'll have a drink on that, Major. 
Here, Justice, stir your stumps and let the Major and myself 
have a drink," said Simpson to his mulatto boy. 'fcLet's have a 
bottle of champagne, Justice. We can go a battle, eh, Major ? 
I knew it ! " he exclaimed, when the Major assented with a no/l. 

" How is my friend, Mr. Shirley ?" inquired the Major of that 
gentleman, who was reclining full length on a sofa, having 
scarcely noticed our presence. 

" Very oad, very bad indeed," he answered, in a doleful man 
ner. 

"No wonder, by George ! How can a man expect to be well 
when you can scarcely drive him out of the house for a mouthful 
of fresh air?" said Simpson, addressing his conversation to the 
Major. " Fresh air's the stuff to keep a man alive, if he only 
mixes it with two or three dozen glasses of grog every day, eh, 
Major? ain't that so, old cock?" asked Simpson, slapping him 
on the back with his open hand. 

"Better than all the d d doctor's stuff ever invented," an- 



148 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

swered the Major, swallowing at the same moment the glass of 
wine just handed him by Justice. 

When the bottle was finished, Simpson said, good-naturedly, 
" There, Major, is my young man at his post, ready to receive com 
pany, and I'll tell you what, ole boy, we don't get scared here at 
anything a man puts down to us. We're blooded stock here. 
That's it, blooded stock ! No man shall leave this room having 
it to say we were afeard to turn for his money. Don't that show 
blood, eh, Major ?" 

" It does, sir ! And that's the sort of gentlemen I like to gamble 
with, when I'm flush of money," rejoined the Major. 

" Well, thar's Cotton; give 'em a hug, ole boy !" 

" Not to-night, sir ! I'm not in a playing humor to-night, Mr. 
Simpson." 

"What's that got to do with it? Humor's got nothing to do 
with winning money when there's a chance for it. Hoist out o' 
there, Cotton, till I shuffle up for the Major." The latter did as 
he was ordered, and Simpson took the dealing chair, and a pack 
of cards was handed him by Cotton. When he had shuffled and 
boxed them, he bent over towards us and slapped his hand on 
the lay-out, crying out, "Here we are, ole stud ! Face the music !" 
The Major was badgered into playing against his will ; but he 
bought fifty dollars' worth of checks, and to keep him company I 
invested fifty dollars in ivory also, with the determination, if I 
lost that, to loseio more. But alas for the mutability of human 
resolutions. Where one person will make and keep such a res 
olution, twenty frill break it, and be insidiously carried away 
with their first R>ss, and keep risking mor^, in the hope of re 
gaining what they have already lost. 

In two deals the Major was the winner of $375, and I had also 
been fortunate enough to pick up $140, when Simpson sprang 
from the chair, crying out, " Here, Cotton, I'll turn tftse gentle 
men over to you. I don't believe I'm a good faro-dealer, nohow. 
Getting too old to win, eh, Major I" 

" They say youngsters are luckier than old ones; but if they'd 
take my advice, they'd be a damn sight luckier yet, which is to 
let gambling alone, and follow some other business, sir!" 

" That's it, Major," cried Simpson, slapping his hands forcibly 
together. " I've been trying to beat that into Cotton's skull ever 
since I've known him. But it's too infernal thick for him to see 



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it, so he can go to hell his own gait ; ain't that sense, eh ? Here, 
Shirley," he continued, " get off that sofa, and come and look out 
for Cotton; if he gets losing he couldn't see a white steer run 
across the table ; and Justice, open another bottle o' that wine ; 
we're getting infernal thirsty here." 

Mr. Cotton, without hearing the remarks of his partner, put the 
pack with which he had been dealing, in the card-box, and took 
from it a fresh one, shuffled it up, and put it into the dealing-box. 
The first two or three riffles, which he gave to the cards, as he 
began shuffling, attracted my attention. The sound struck on my 
ear as harsh and unnatural. Instead of that mellow sound, 
which can be compared to nothing but a covey of partridges 
starting on the wing, which a fine pack of cards give forth, in the 
hands of an expert shuffler, it seemed like a rough pack of paste 
board cards. No suspicion of wrong crossed my mind at that 
time, however. The Major lost $400 on his deal, while I, playing 
small and cautious, lost $60. Cotton again shuffled his cards, 
and again I listened for the unnatural sound, but this tune failed 
to detect it, from which circumstance I concluded I had been 
mistaken. Several deals were made with this pack, and finally 
one on which the Major got even, and won, besides, $20. Cotton 
now put this pack away and took a fresh one, and in the shuf 
fling I again detected the sound which had struck so discord 
antly on my ear before, and on this deal the Major lost $600", and 
I $200. Two more were made with this pack, on which the Major 
and myself won a few hundreds, when Cotton again changed the 
pack, and took another one from the card-box. My ears were 
now on the alert to detect that singular sound, which had first 
surprised me, and then aroused my suspicions that some fraud 
was being practiced upon us. It was, I had observed, when a 
fresh pack <fras brought in, that we scarcely won a bet on a deal, 
and it was only on those occasions that the cards gave forth that 
harsh noise while being shuffled. Another feature of Cotton's 
dealing my keen sense of, hearing had not failed to detect, as 
unnatural. When a card is pushed from the dealing-box, while 
making a turn, it glides out with a nice, fine sound, which 
falls on the ear pleasantly. I discovered the monotony of this 
sound broken in upon several times during a deal, and in place 
of the easy, gliding sound, the cards would issue from the box 
with a " cluck," as if the mouth of the box were choked; and I 



150 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

observed that it was immediately subsequent to these "clucks," 
that our bets were, picked up off the lay-out by the fat fingers of 
Cotton. The idea that a dealer could cheat bis players at faro 
never once crossed my brain until I was in Richmond. Late one 
night, in our gambling-room, I heard a gambler say, when none 
were present but those of his own profession, that a new trick 
had been invented, by which a faro-dealer could cheat his players, 
by taking from the dealing-box two cards instead of one at a 
time. Also that persons were traveling around the country 
practicing it upon the unwary, and that the shrewdest gamblers 
were imposed upon by it, as well as the greenest fools. On the 
following morning I mentioned what I had heard to the Major, 
who laughed at the idea that a faro-dealer could cheat his 
players, and told me he had been listening to similar nonsensical 
stories for thirty years; but said they had no other foundation 
than in the cracked brains of the crazy gamblers who went 
about telling them. The Major's opinion on all matters pertain 
ing to play being to me law and gospel, I thought no more on 
the subject until the evening when Jackson thought proper to 
ventilate his suspicions at our rooms, with regard to the fair 
ness of the game kept in Shirley's house. At the same time 
the question of strippers came up, and their having been played 
at Pringle's bank in Richmond. Both subjects aroused my 
curiosity, which did not rest until I had made the Major explain 
to me the nature of strippers, and to what uses they were put. 
From the explanation which I then received from him, I was 
satisfied that Cotton was not playing strippers on us ; but I felt 
convinced that he had a decided advantage over us, which alarm 
ed me, and I would have taken the Major home immediately, had 
it been possible to do so. But he was already $900 loser, and 
pretty drunk, so that I had lost all influence over hift. He had 
divested himself of his coat and vest, and also hjs neckerchief, and 
was calling the servant to bring more wine, at least once in every 
deal. Simpson, after getting the game going, had stretched 
himself full length on the sofa, with his feet cocked in the air, 
and was now treating us to a most discordant tune from his nasal 
organs, while Shirley lounged half asleep in the look-out chair. 
Being now firmly convinced that the stupid looking young 
scamp dealing was cheating us, and that he did so every time 
he brought into play a fresh pack of cards, I played along 



WASHINGTON CITY. 151 

lightly, being now loser to the tune of $450, and kept my eyes 
and ears open without showing him that I harbored any suspi 
cion. He continued changing his cards more often the farther 
we proceeded in our play, until he only made the second deal 
with one pack, when he exchanged it for a fresh one. Another 
circumstance strongly confirmed my suspicions that he was rob 
bing us. I noticed that several times during a deal his fore 
finger and thumb would press heavily against that corner of the 
dealing-box nearest him, and that whenever he did so, that in 
fernal " cluck" would be heard as the cards fell from the box. 
Then for the first time the thought struck me to count the cards 
as they came from the box. I did so the next time he took a 
fresh pack, and found, when the deal was ended, that but forty- 
four cards had left the dealing-box. Without a word being spoken 
among us, he shuffled up the same pack, and gave us a new deal 
with it, on which the Major won $550; he was still loser of 
about $1400, and I was loser nearly $600. Cotton now cast the 
pack aside, and took another from one of the pigeon-holes of the 
card-box, and shuffled; the cards, during the operation, giving 
forth the strange sound which first attracted my attention. I 
was now alive to the occasion, and determined to close his 
career for the present, at least on that deal. The Major, em 
boldened by his success on the preceding deal, commenced laying 
his money heavily against the bank, hoping to retrieve his losses. 
On the first turn out of the box he won a $100 bet. Several more 
turns were made without any action having taken place, when 
Cotton, straightening himself in his chair, the muscles of his 
thumb and fore-finger, resting on the corner of the dealing-box, 
began to contract, and a card was shoved out ; it left the mouth 
of the box with a cluck, and was poised between the fore-finger 
and thumb .of Cotton's right hand ; but before he had time to 
drop it on the pack of dealt cards, I reached across the table 
and snatched it from his fingers ; two cards tvere there, instead 
of one. I separated the two cards with my finger and thumb, 
and held them both up before the terror-stricken face of Cotton. 
"That's nice work, Mr. Cotton!" I said, exultingly, shaking the 
two cards in his face. Speechless and dumbfounded, Cotton sat 
in his chair ; nor could Shirley, who had started bolt upright in 
his the moment I snatched the cards, find a word to come to 
the relief of his accomplice. The Major could not understand 



152 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

my behavior, and stared in speechless astonishment at me for a 
time, and then demanded, "What the devil" I was "about, 
sir?" "Nothing more nor less, Major, than that this thief has 
been robbing us; and here," I cried, holding up the two cards 
before his puzzled face, "are the proofs of his guilt." The sound 
of my voice, pitched in an excited key, awoke Simpson, who 
sprang to his feet with, "Who talks of robbing ? What's the mat 
ter here ? " 

"I do, Mr Simpson," I said, in a quiet, but firm tone, and with a 
determined manner. "I have caught your dealer robbing us, 
and here's the two cards I snatched from his fingers, after he 
had passed them from the dealing-box as one," holding up the 
cards for his inspection. 

"Nonsense! nonsense! We rob nobody, boy, here! Major, 
your young man's excited; do you know what the matter is 
with him?" 

"He says we've been swindled, sir, and if I find it's true, look 
out for yourself, sir," replied the irate Major. 

"Now, Major, be easy; you're a sensible man, and can listen to 
reason. Mr. Cotton, explain this matter ! I wouldn't have a 
misunderstanding with my friend, Major Jenks, for all the 
damned money in Washington. Pray explain matters, Mr. 
Cotton?" 

Cotton, thus adjured, still laboring under great agitation, could 
barely stammer out, "There's n-n-nothing the matter, sir, 
only the mouth of the dealing-box is too open for the cards, and 
two slipped out instead of one, an' he there," pointing to me, 
"thinks as how there's somethink wrong, that's all the matter, 
sir." 

"My dear Major, I see it all ! It's only a mere accident. You 
know, yourself, that cards will frequently slip out of a box when 
the mouth is a little too open, or the cards a little too thin. It's 
nothing more nor less, I assure you, gentlemen," explained Mr. 
Simpson. 

" I'm not to be put off with any such explanation, Mr. Simp 
son," I replied. 

"But, my young friend, what good would it do the bank, to 
drop two cards instead of one, or even five, hey?" 

"I don't know," I rejoined, "but that's precisely what I mean 
to find out ;" and, suiting the action to the word, I reached over 
and seized hold of the dealing-box and the cards. 



CITY. 153 

"Stop, sir ! We don't allow any one to meddle with our tools," 
cried Simpson, advancing to take the things from me. But be 
fore he could accomplish his purpose, the muzzle of a cocked 
pistol was staring him in the face. My action was so unexpect 
ed, that, for a moment, he staggered back against the Major, 
crying out, "Do you want to murder me, you infernal assassin?" 

" Yes, I do, if you interfere with me here," I said, in a menac 
ing manner. 

"Don't, for God's sake, Jack, do anything rash!" ejaculated 
the Major. 

Finding now that I had matters pretty much my own way, 
and feeling no way disposed to give up my advantages, I calmly 
seated myself at the end of the faro-table, and proceeded to ex 
amine the cards, Simpson and his partners standing on the floor 
in front of me, the latter not daring to put in half a word, let 
alone a whole one. I placed my pistol on the table before me, 
and took up the cards and leveled them side-ways on the table, 
and then inspected the sides and the ends of the pack. I dis 
covered that one side had been trimmed slightly; that is, that it 
had a serrated appearance. I separated the narrow cards from 
the full ones, that is, those which had been trimmed from those 
which had not been, and I then discovered that one-half the 
cards had been slightly trimmed near the corners on one of the 
sides only, while the other half of the pack remained untouched. 
I found, on close inspection, that the trimmed cards were 
roughed, by some process, on their faces, and the untrimmed ones 
were roughed on their backs; by placing the untrimmed cards 
upon the trimmed ones, they adhered so closely as to appear but 
a single card, and could not be separated until spread apart by 
the fingers and thumbs. Simpson, notwithstanding the cocked 
pistol at my side, did not permit me to pursue my investigations 
in peace. He insisted that I should restore to him the dealing- 
box and cards, and repeatedly informed me he was not to be 
brow-beaten in this manner in his own house. But by this time 
the Major had become somewhat sobered up, and warned him 
that any interference from him would result in his receiving a 
hickory cane over his head, in no very gentle manner. "But 
this is an infernal outrage, Major, and I'm not a going to put up 
with it, damn me if I am, sir." 

"He must examine those cards; he's lost his money against 
them, and he has a right to know how he's lost it, sir." 



154 WANDERINGS or A VAGABOND. 

"I say he ain't no right to grab a man's cards that way, and 
by God he shan't do it in my house neither, recollect that, 
Major Jenks!" 

Cotton and Shirley now for the first began to display a little 
courage and bluster. The former told Simpson to send the boy 
for a policeman, accompanying his advice with the remark that 
things had come to a pretty pass, when a man was to be robbed 
in his own house. Without paying any attention to their threats 
or bluster, I pitched a card from my hand to the table, then 
another, and another, all of which fell as a single card. I then 
picked up each card, pressed it between my thumb and finger, 
when it separated into two cards. "These cards, Major," I 
said, "are made to adhere together, in order that two maybe 
forced from the box at once. They are stocked in advance; the 
trimmed cards are all nines, tens, jacks and trays, fours and 
fives. The untrimmed ones are the aces, deuces, kings, queens, 
eights, sevens, and sixes. By shoving two cards from the box 
at once, one of these denominations will always win, while the 
others will as invariably lose. Now, Major, you see how they've 
been robbing us to-night ! " 

"It's a damned lie! You've not been robbed, and you only 
say so because you don't want to give up the money you've lost 
fairly," cried Simpson. 

Without making him any reply, I sprang over the table, 
opened the card-box where the money was, every cent of which 
came from our pockets, and conveyed it back whence at least 
some of it came, viz., my own pocket, no attempt being made to 
interfere with me. 

"I'll have you arrested for robbery !" roared Simpson. 

"Will you, though!" I answered with a sneer: "and I'll have 
the three of you in the penitentiary for swindling, and here's my 
proof," I cried, holding up the cards and dealing-box. 

"Major, do you countenance such robbery as this?" appealed 
Mr. Simpson. 

"I'll show you whether I do or not. Jack, run to the window 
and cry 'police' as loud as you can. Damn me if I don't have 
this matter settled by the proper authorities, sir." This move 
ment on the part of the Major was a stunner. Simpson believed 
him to be terribly in earnest, and surrendered at discretion. He 
was the only one of the firm that had shown any courage hi a 



WASHINGTON CITY. 155 

bad cause, but the idea of public exposure was more than he 
could stand. Not that he was afraid of the law he was well 
aware that there was no law to punish him for swindling at 
cards ; but he had already done too much swindling in Wash 
ington, and exposure would drive him from it, and brand him as 
a sharper wherever he went. Besides, it might bring down on 
him the vengeance of some of his victims before he could get 
beyond their reach. I had started for the window in pursuance 
of the Major's command, when I was arrested by the voice of 
Simpson calling out, " Hold on, young man; I reckon we can set 
tle our little diffikilties without calling in the perlice, don't you, 
Major, eh?" 

"Yes, sir, we can, on one condition, which is, that you ac 
knowledge that we were swindled, and are entitled to have our 
money back. And unless you do so, I shall place this matter in 
the hands of justice. Do you accede to my terms, sir?" de 
manded the Major, bringing his cane down on the floor. 

I was afraid the old fellow was pushing matters a little too 
strong ; I wanted only to get our money, and leave the place as 
quietly as possible. I felt immeasurably relieved when Simpson, 
instead of rejecting the terms indignantly, as I fully expected he 
would, only said, in a deprecating manner, " Well, well, Major, 
let's take a drink on it, all 'round, and let by-gones be by-goues.'' 

"No, sir, I'm damned if I do," said the Major. 

"Yes you will, too, Major," I broke in; "let's have no more- 
hard feelings about this affair, but forget it and take a drink 
with Mr. Simpson." 

"No, sir! I'm damned if I do," reiterated the Major, bringing 
down his cane with an emphatic thump on the floor. "I'm afraid 
his liquor w.ould poison me, sir!" 

"You've taken many a dose of it this evening, Major, and 
you ain't dead yet," said Simpson, laughing. "But come, let us 
shake hands and be friends. You can't make no money by 
bearing malice; come, give us your hand, man," entreated 
Simpson, holding out his own. 

"No, sir! I never take the hand of a thief, if I know him to be 
one." Then, turning to me, said, "Jack, let's get out of this 
infernal den !" We were soon in the street and on our way 
home. It was not till I reached my room that I discovered that 
I had in my pocket the cards and dealing- box which I had 



156 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

taken from Cotton. My first impulse was to take it back; but I 
reflected that I was not sufficiently acquainted with the work 
ings of the box and cards, and was very desirous of being better 
versed in their mysteries. I concluded I would wait until next 
day, when I would restore both to their owners. The next 
evening some of our patrons reported that the rooms of Mr. 
Shirley were closed, and no lights to be seen about the premises. 
On the following day I ascertained that the furniture had been 
removed, secretly, no one knew whither; the proprietors were 
not visible, nor could any one tell where they might be found. 
For several months their sudden and mysterious departure was 
the subject of much speculation among the sporting fraternity of 
Washington city, but none were made any wiser by either the 
Major or myself. 



CHAPTER XV. 

INVENTORS. 

The person who first conceived the idea of ironing a shirt was 
a genius, and the first ship-builder was a benefactor to his race. 
So says Voltaire, at least, and he was a good judge. We have 
long been proudly enjoying ironed shirts, and the convenience of 
ships, without knowing or in the least caring to inquire to whom 
we are indebted for these blessings. The inventions of mankind 
to supply our wants and minister to our pleasures have been 
many and various, and, in the majority of cases, those who spent 
years in elaborating them are lost to human memory. Many a 
poor wretch has consumed the best years of his life in trying to 
produce something which would be useful to his fellow-men, 
and has gone down to his grave without meeting with even a 
cold acknowledgment of his labors a ruined, disappointed man ; 
while another, more fortunate, would seize upon his invention 
and enrich himself. The origin of many of the arts is lost in the 
darkness of ages. In the vast empire of China, even, at the 
present day, the hand of the man of genius is paralyzed by the 
thought that his efforts will remain entirely unknown. The 
same want of respect was shown to inventors, with the exception 
of the Greeks and Romans, by all the nations of antiquity. The 



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pyramids of Egypt have outlasted the names of their designers. 
That stupendous monument of human skill, the great wall of 
China, one thousand five hundred miles in length, thirty feet 
high, and fifteen feet thick on the top, has outlived two thousand 
centuries; but the name of the man who first conceived the 
grand idea of building it is unknown. The names of cut-throat 
warriors and stupid princes are ever carefully preserved in the 
archives of nations, but the man who in vents a life or labor saving 
machine is left to die unhonored and unsung. It is only within 
the last two centuries or so that the inventor's talents have been 
properly appreciated and acknowledged among Christian nations, 
and a century has not elapsed since they have been benefited 
pecuniarily in any proper degree, by the productions of their 
brains. At the present day a new novel, drama, picture, poem, or 
opera, will electrify a whole nation of people until they become 
tired of it, when they will toss the production aside like a child 
the toy which no longer pleases its fancy. Change and amuse 
ment, or, I might say, change of amusement, is as necessary to 
mankind as the food we eat or the air we breathe. And in these 
days whoever brings forth something novel to instruct or amuse, 
(but particularly the latter) or lessen the labors of his race, peans 
will be shouted in his praise, every lip will repeat his name, and 
wealth will be showered upon him ; and, when ready for planting, 
the press will vie with each other in giving him an obituary. 

After the above learned disquisition, I will come to my 
subject. Card-playing has from time immemorial contributed 
to the enjoyment of the people. We are told by some writers 
that cards were invented by one Jaquin Gringouneur for the 
amusement of his mad prince (Charles VII. of France) ; but it is 
probable that this assertion of history, like many another one, is 
a mistake. We find mentioned that John I., of Castile, in 1387, 
prohibited the use of cards throughout his dominions, by an edict. 
It is believed by many students of history that cards were 
known in India and China long before the Christian era. 
Nothing produced by the brains of man has offered so many 
and various kinds of amusements as cards, or been so lasting. 
Many games formerly played with them are entirely forgotten, 
others obsolete, and new ones have been invented to fill their 
places ; goods and money, cattle and horses, houses and lands, 
have changed hands on the issue of these games, and will con- 



158 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

tinue to do so as long as cards are in existence ; still, the 
name of the inventor of a single one of these is unknown to us. 
Is it because their creations were of no practical benefit to man 
kind? Why, then, neither were Hamlet, Ivanhoe, The Corsair, 
Norma, and many other works, the names of whose authors will 
live through succeeding ages. These productions only serve to 
amuse our leisure, and many of our games of chance display 
quite as much genius of a different sort, certainly, but still 
genius in their conception, as any of these charming compo 
sitions. The game of chess is one of the grandest efforts of the 
human mind ; for complexity and dexterity, it far surpasses 
any known game. Men have spent a life-time, from buoyant 
youth to driveling age, poring over some of its moves, without 
having been able to master them satisfactorily to themselves. 
Thousands of persons have for a life-time pursued their favorite 
pastime of whist, without perhaps a single person in those 
thousands comprehending the different combinations of hands 
which may appear at a whist table, or the most skillful manner 
of playing them, to insure success. Mathematics, mechanics, 
and astronomy can be mastered by study, as well as their like 
sciences. Why not, then, as easily, the movements on a chess 
board, or the different combinations of various hands at whist 
and other games played with cards? 

The inventor of a game of hazard should be well posted up in 
the doctrine of chances ; inasmuch as that, should his creation de 
viate in any respect from the law of fairness, it would be false. 
Our country has been prolific of inventors, from railroads and 
telegraphs down to matches and patent medicines, but as yet 
none have invented a game played with cards ; that is, a fair, 
square, honest game, acknowledged and adopted as such. But 
if we have been deficient in creating games of hazard, we have 
not been wanting as far as altering them to suit our own pur 
poses are concerned. Our country for many years has been pro 
lific in such geniuses. It is a prevalent opinion among foreigners 
that our country produces the most scientific gamblers in the 
world. Such, however, is not the case. The gamblers of Mexi 
co and the South American nations, and also 'those of Europe, 
are equally skillful in their profession; and the sharpers of 
Europe, if anything, surpass those of our country in their manip 
ulations of cards, dice, etc. It is our inventive powers which 



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have caused foreigners to have so high an opinion of our gamb 
ling talent. Nearly every banking game of chance which has 
been introduced into this country has been perverted from its 
original fairness, in order that the percentage might be more 
favorable to the bankers, or, what is worse, to place them so 
entirely in the hands of sharpers that they can bid defiance to 
fortune whenever they have for adversaries men having more 
money than brains. As faro has in this country more play 
against it than all .the other banking games combined, sharpers 
have for the last fifty years concentrated on it their talents, for 
the purpose of devising cunning schemes for swindling both the 
dealer and the player ; and I shall now make it my business to 
examine how far they have succeeded. 

FARO-BOXES. , 

In describing the game of faro I stated that, previous to the 
introduction of these boxes, it was customary for the dealer to 
hold the pack of cards face downward, while he turned over with 
his right hand a card from the top of the pack This was the 
player's card ; he then turned over another, which was for the 
bank, and kept on doing so until the pack was exhausted. This 
method frequently placed the bank at the mercy of shrewd and 
keen-eyed men ; a blotch, bend, or scratch on a card would be 
sufficient to give them a very decided advantage over the bank, 
and cause it heavy loss. To guard against such accidents, faro- 
boxes were introduced, and it is said were invented in the year 
1822, by a Virginian by the name of Major Bayley. The box 
which he invented, however, was a clumsy affair ; it was wider 
than it was long, and was covered over on the top, except an ob 
long hole in the middle, just large enough to push the top card 
from the box with a single finger. The cards rested in the box 
back upwards, and were dealt from it in the same manner as 
when the dealer held the cards in his hand. These boxes were 
not favorably received, and were viewed with suspicion by play 
ers, more on account of their hiding the cards than anything else. 
The licensed gambling-houses in New Orleans would not use 
them, nor were they received with any more favor in the North 
ern States. They were used, however, in some parts of the 
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1825, an unrivaled genius, by the name of Graves, a watchma 
ker in Cincinnati, invented the open dealing-box, similar to those 
in use at the present time, though since then many improve 
ments have been made. Following on the heels of his faro-box 
invention, his prolific brain discovered a method of cheating the 
players with his boxes by a cunningly devised arrangement 
known to the sharpers of early days as " gaff." 

GAFF. 

This trick was played in the following manner: The plate 
covering the mouth of the box was very thin and flexible, so as 
to give upwards, if desirable, to force two cards from the box at 
once. The next thing required was a pack of cards that could be 
stocked to suit the wants of the manipulator. This was accom 
plished by trimming the cards of different denominations in con vex 
and concave shapes. For example : the kings, queens, aces and 
deuces were separated from the others ; these were trimmed by 
a convex plate made for the purpose, while the remainder of the 
pack were trimmed with a concave plate. The pack being now 
ready for use, the manipulator shuffles it thoroughly, in the usual 
manner, then strips it in the following fashion : He holds one 
end of the pack between the fingers and thumb of his left hand, 
while the other end is resting on the table ; he places the fingers 
and thumb of his right hand on the sides of the pack, at the 
middle, which makes them rest on the convex cards. He then 
draws the pack apart with a quick jerk, which leaves the c^n- 
cave cards in his left hand and the convex in his right ; these he 
throws upon the top of the pack, which leaves it ready for stock 
ing. This was formerly done in the following manner : While 
holding the pack above the table firmly in the fingers and thumb 
of the left hand, he " milks it down " with the thumb and fingers 
of his right hand ; that is, he draws a card from the bottom of 
the pack and one from the top at the same time, and continues 
to do so until he has " milked " off fifty-two cards, making a 
concave card and a convex one fall alternately together, which 
completes the stock. He then cuts the pack and puts it in the 
dealing-box. If a king, queen, ace, or deuce (the convex cards) 
are seen on the top in the dealing-box, or at any time during the 
deal after a turn is made, the manipulator will know that all 



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those cards will win. Should it be for his interest to change the 
stock, he shoves two cards from the box at once and the kings, 
queens, aces and deuces will all come losing, and whenever he 
wishes them to come winning again he accomplishes his purpose 
by pushing two more cards through the box, in place of one. 
This is done in the following manner : Hidden underneath one 
of the fingers of his left hand, the manipulator holds his " gaff," 
a small pointed instrument about a quarter of an inch in length 
and the size of a small darning-needle, shaped like the point of 
a shoemaker's awl. This instrument is usually attached to a 
gold ring worn by the operator on one of his fingers the box 
being purposely constructed to enable him to see the sides of the 
cards opposite the mouth. Wheueves he wants to change his 
stock he places the point of his "gaff" against the side of the 
second card, that is, the one beneath the top, and by pushing it 
gently he forces it and the top card through the mouth of the 
box at once, when both are seized by the fingers of the right 
hand and placed upon the dealt cards. 

I have serious doubts if any of the great army of fools in this 
country, at least those among them who understand the rudi 
ments of faro-playing, would submit to such a barefaced robbery 
at the present time; but when Graves first invented this trick, 
and for many years afterwards, sharpers worked it successfully, 
and by it made untold money. 

The convex strippers were also played successfully for many 
years, at games of single-handed poker. The cards intended for 
this purpose were all cut concave, except ten, viz., the aces and 
kings, with a queen and a Jack, which were cut convex. When 
the sharper's antagonist had shuffled the cards preparatory to a 
deal, and passed them over to be cut, the sharper gave them one 
or more shuffles, and as a cut stripped the convex cards from the 
concave ones, and placed them on the top of the pack, when 
the hands were dealt off, he could tell by his own hand whether 
his partner had the best cards or not. If in his hand he held 
three kings, he knew his adversary must hold as much as three 
aces; and if he held two pairs, kings, and aces, with a Jack, he 
knew he must have kings, and aces, and a queen. 

A year or two subsequent to the invention of Graves' "gaff" 
trick, a genius named Savage, living in Virginia, invented a 
method of cheating players with the Bayley boxes. The cards 



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used for this purpose were concave and convex strippers, which 
were worked in the same manner as I have just described. The 
pack of cards being placed in the box, with their faces upwards, 
the fraud was worked precisely in the same manner as that de 
scribed, with the exception of the " gaff." This was done away 
with, and in its place the two cards were forced from the box 
with a lever which rested against their sides, opposite the mouth 
of the box. This lever was hidden beneath the top covering of 
the box, and was worked by a very small crank. Turning the 
crank in one direction, it shoved the lever forward, and with it 
the two topmost cards from the mouth of the box, when they 
were immediately caught by the thumb and fore-finger of the 
dealer, and placed on one of the piles of dealt cards. The crank 
was now turned backwards, and the lever thereby drawn into its 
natural position. From the crank by which the lever was 
worked, this invention was christened the " coffee-mill." The 
whole affair was a clumsy invention, however, and was soon de 
tected. It was subsequently improved upon by Graves. The 
crank, lever, and two cards were discarded. He made the boxes 
less ungainly in appearance, widened the hole in the top of the 
box, and, by a cunningly devised piece of machinery placed near 
the opening which admitted the pack, and beneath the covering 
of the box, the top card was held back, and that immediately 
beneath it shoved out. The pack, all of which were marked 
upon their backs, were placed in the box back upwards, and the 
game was dealt in the manner which was customary before 
the invention of boxes. When the operator saw a card which 
he knew would win a large stake for the player, he held it back, 
while his fingers covered the hole to hide it from observation, 
and shoved out that immediately underneath it, which he placed 
upon the player's pile, while the top card legitimately belonging 
to the player was cast in favor of the bank. This fraud could be 
practiced on every turn made during a deal, without the least 
bungling or danger of detection. This pattern of boxes, first 
invented by Bayley, from the time of Graves' improvement re 
ceived the poetical name of the " horse box." It was one of the 
most ingenious contrivances ever invented for cheating the player 
at faro. But the ungainly shape of the box, the fact of its hiding 
the cards from the player, surrounded it with suspicion, and it 
could never be used with any success where faro-games were 



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dealt out of the hand or with open boxes. They have existed 
up to the present day, but have not been used in faro for nearly 
twenty-five years, and at the present day are used only by a set 
of sharpers, for dealing a swindling game known as "Red and 
Black." 

The open boxes (square ones) invented by Graves became very 
popular with both dealers and players throughout the country, 
and within three years after their introduction, were in use in 
every respectable faro -bank in the United States. The "gaff" 
arrangement had by this time been exposed to the more initiated 
among the gambling fraternity, as were also the "coffee-mill" 
and the "horse's box." Fools might now and then be found 
who would allow themselves to be fleeced of their money by such 
coarse tricks, but it required something more scientific to be 
brought forward, in order to reach the professional moneyed 
gamblers. The prolific brain of Graves in the year 1828 discov 
ered what are known as roughed cards, and which have held 
undisputed sway with sharpers over every other invention of 
the sort, up to the present time. The boxes, prepared to drop 
two of the roughed cards together, were precisely similar in 
shape and appearance to the square ones ; the top plate, above 
the mouth of the box, being made to raise sufficiently to allow of 
two cards being forced from the aperture at a time. This was 
accomplished by a lever placed inside the box near the lid, which 
was worked by one of the screws that fastened down the top of 
the box. It was placed on the outside corner of the box next its 
opening, and on the end next the dealer. Whenever the manip 
ulator desired to change his stock, by taking out two cards in 
the place of one, he pressed lightly downward on the screw with 
his thumb, which forced the lever to raise the lid of the box from 
its mouth, which, being enlarged, he pushed, in the ordinary way, 
the top card with his finger, but the card pushed out drags with 
it the one immediately underneath it, and so long as his thumb 
continues to press on the screw, so long will two cards pass from 
the box at once ; but immediately he ceases to press on the screw 
the lid of the box resumes its natural position, and but a single 
card can escape at a time. Since this invention these two-card 
boxes have undergone many changes and many improvements. 
Many men, in different parts of the country, have at various 
times made themselves fortunes manufacturing these two-card 



164 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

boxes. Whoever was able to add to them any improvement 
could receive for it his own price from sharpers. The material 
in any of these two-card boxes scarcely amounts to $25, yet the 
makers have received for them from $75 to $300 each, according 
to the fineness of the workmanship. There was living hi Peters 
burg, Va., long before the commencement of our civil war, a 
drunken old watchmaker who was skilled hi the manufacture of 
these articles, who never made one for less than $200, and had 
always on hand more orders than he could possibly fill. But the 
number of artisans who are able to construct these boxes have 
very much increased since the war, so much so that they have 
fallen greatly in price, to the immense satisfaction of the sharp 
ers. At the present day the best silver two-card boxes can be 
purchased for $100, and from that down to $30, if not less, ac 
cording to the material and workmanship. The machinery used 
at the present day in these cheating boxes is placed on a silver 
or German silver plate, and is fitted against the side of the box, 
beneath its mouth, which is made wide enough to admit of the 
passage of two cards at a time. But a small, thin plate, extend 
ing from one end of the mouth to the other, prevents the egress 
of more than one card, if that only is desired. This plate is at 
tached to the machinery hidden between the side of the box and 
the false plate, and can be lowered to the thickness of a single 
card if the manipulator desires to change his stock, by taking a 
brace of cards from the box instead of one. At the present time 
the lever which works the plate is attached to one of the bars at 
the bottom, on the inside of the box, by which its springs are 
fastened. By pressing with the finger against the bar, the plate 
which guards the mouth of the box is lowered; the moment the 
finger is removed the plate resumes its natural position, and the 
mouth is closed against the egress of more than one card at a 
time. These boxes are constructed to lock in various ways ; 
that is, to close the machinery from working, and from the sight 
of the uninitiated ; the object of this being to enable the box to 
be shown to any person doubting its fairness. The precaution is 
superfluous, however, as no fool capable of being imposed on by 
a two-card box, would ever think of searching for its machinery, 
more especially as, if he suspected fraud, he could detect it by 
examining the cards. I shall now return to the roughed cards 
invented by Mr. Graves for the use of his boxes. 



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HOUGHED CARDS OR "STRIPPERS." 

I am unable to say who was the inventor of these, but they 
made their appearance shortly before Graves brought forth his last 
and most famous invention, and were no more than an improve 
ment on the concave and convex cards or "strippers." The 
labor on a pack of concave or convex "strippers" was far 
more than that upon "wedge strippers," of which I now pro 
pose to treat. A pack of " wedge strippers" are manufactured 
by trimming all the cards in the following manner : Each card 
is trimmed lengthwise, on one side, leaving the corner where the 
shaving away is commenced, intact; it is continued more heavily 
to the other end, which takes from the card a long and very thin 
wedge, and also makes the pack slightly that shape. While re 
taining this position the cards would be useless to the sharper for 
cheating purposes. But turn a portion of them so that the un- 
trimmed ends of this portion would meet with the trimmed ends 
of those remaining stationary, and these respective portions could 
be drawn apart by taking hold of the ends of the pack. This 
operation is known among sharpers as " stripping." To render 
the pack of " strippers " serviceable we will suppose that the pack 
has just been trimmed into the foregoing shape : It is now divid 
ed into two piles; in one are placed the kings, queens, Jacks, aces, 
deuces, trois, and two sevens, and in the other the tens, nines, 
eights, sixes, fives, fours, and the two remaining sevens. The 
two piles are turned half-way round and placed one upon the 
other. The operator takes hold of the pack, while shuffling it, 
at both ends near the corners, and when he has mixed it to his 
satisfaction, or that of his customers, rather, he "strips" it, 
leaving in one part all the kings, queens, Jacks, aces, deuces, 
trois, and two sevens, and in the other the remainder of the cards. 
It was in this way sharpers first used "strippers," in order to in 
crease the number of splits in their games, which would render 
the number five times greater than in the ordinary course of 
things, with a fair pack of cards, during a deal. They were also 
found useful in another way : whenever the sharpers found one 
or more were playing in the pot, or betting on any other partic 
ular cards, these cards were turned round from the rest in the 
pack, and when " stripped " and "milked down," by cutting the 
pack at one end, the stocked cards would all lose, but after they 



166 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

were placed in the box the manipulator had then no further con 
trol over them ; but the renowned Graves overcame this difficul 
ty, first by his invention of the " gaff," and afterwards by his 
" roughed cards." 

SANDED CARDS. 

Simple as roughed cards may sound to the reader, when under 
stood they are by no means so simple. They have been and are 
the cause of much grief and sorrrw to thousands of persons. To 
work a pack of cards in a two-card box according to the method 
invented by Graves, the principle of which is carried out at the 
present day, is accomplished in the following manner. For 
example, we will take a pack of " strippers," and after separating 
them by drawing them apart, leave in one of the portions the 
king, queen, etc., as already described, and in the other, the 
tens, nines, eights, sixes, fives, fours, and two sevens. Having 
rubbed the faces of these latter ones with sand-paper, we will 
proceed to rub the backs of the first mentioned portion in ex 
actly the same manner. We will now place them together and 
shuffle them up, after which we will "strip" them and "milk" 
them down, cut them, and finally place them in the dealing-box. 
We will suppose the ace is the soda card. This indicates that 
all the kings, queens, aces, deuces, trois, and the two sevens 
will win, and that the remaining cards will lose. As the latter 
denominations are sanded on their faces, and the former on their 
backs, they will naturally adhere ; that is, the cards which are 
sanded upon their faces, coming in contact with those sanded 
upon their backs, will adhere to them. Now just as long as we 
wish the kings, queens, aces, deuces, trois, and, we will say, two 
red sevens, to win, we have only to push one card from the deal 
ing-box at a time ; but should we wish to alter the stock, we 
have only to touch the lever moving the plate that guards 
the mouth of the box, and at the same time shove the top card 
from the box with the forefinger, and it will drag the one im 
mediately beneath it along with it, and the two cards will leave 
the mouth of the box as one only. The consequence of taking 
these two cards at one time is to alter the run of the whole 
stock. The kings, queens, Jacks, etc., will now all lose, and the 
tens, nines, eights, etc., will all win; and as often as two cards 
are taken at once, the whole programme of the "stock" will be 



167 

changed. Should an obstinate player persist in following up the 
run of the winning cards, that is, if he bet his money behind the 
deuce, ace, etc., these being the winning cards, we should be 
obliged to take two cards from the box at once, in order that 
we might win his bet, and so on, as often as he bet on winning 
cards. 

About twenty-five years ago an improvement was introduced, 
to relieve the dealer from taking two cards too often during a 
deal, and also to enable him the more readily to beat two or 
more players at the same time. This was accomplished by 
placing a small dot on the faces of those cards whose backs were 
sanded. This dot was placed on the margin of the card near 
the left-hand corner next the dealer, and was made hi such a 
manner that the operator could tell whether the card on which 
it was placed was a king, queen ace, deuce, trois, or seven. 
The inside corner of the top of the box on the left-hand side, 
next the dealer, was filed away so that he could see the dots ; 
and as the top card dragged with it the one under it, the plate 
thus doctored enabled the dealer to see the dot on the third card 
below. In this way he could tell before he made his last turn 
which was the winning cord. By this cunning device a player, 
we will say, has $100 bet on the ace and the same on the ten. 
According to the stock the ace must win, and the ten lose. The 
manipulator makes his turns regularly, knowing the ten will lose 
before the dot on the card below informs him that the ace will 
win, on the turn. Should the latter prove to be the case, he 
pushes two cards through the mouth of the box, which makes the 
ace lose on the turn. If the ten does not win on the same turn 
on which the ace has lost, on the next turn he pushes two cards 
more from the box, again placing the ten a loser. Strippers in 
various shapes have held their own up to the present time. It 
was natural that in the course of time these frauds should be 
exposed to the farther advanced of the gamblers, and such was 
the case, arid it required some new invention in the line of fraud 
to cheat them. Upon this class, stripping cards and milking 
them were worn out ; and though such tricks might still answer 
for the verdant, some new scheme had to be elaborated to baffle 
the already awakened vigilance of professional gamblers. This 
was accomplished in the year 1835, when a new invention was 
set afloat, known among gamblers under the name of 



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"BOUNDS " 

I am unable to say by whom these- were invented. The credit 
is generally awarded to a genius living in Nashville, Term., by 
the name of John Powers. A pack of rounds were manufactured 
as follows : the kings, queens, aces, deuces, trois, and* red sevens 
were taken from the pack, and the tens, nines, eights, sixes, 
fives, fours, and black sevens were trimmed in this way: On 
one of their sides, near the corners, a slice about the width of the 
thickness of two cards was trimmed off, while the middle was 
left untouched ; this gave them a slightly oval shape ; each of 
these cards were sanded on their faces, and those of the other 
portion on their backs. When the trimmed and untrimined 
cards were placed together, the pack on one side had a serrated 
appearance, especially near its corners, while on the other side 
the natural shape was preserved. The reader can now easily 
understand how, by separating the trimmed from the un- 
trimmed cards, and "milking them down," the whole pack was 
completely stocked. The dealer, while shuffling a pack of 
"rounds," kept the serrated or trimmed side next him, and held 
the pack near the corners with his thumbs resting on the trim 
med part, and on the sides of those which were untrimmed. 
The trimmed cards held their natural position during the shuffle, 
the thumbs being unable to touch them ; the sand on the faces 
of the trimmed ones meeting the roughed backs of the untrimmed 
ones, they were held firmly in their places, so that a practical 
shuffler could shuffle a pack of rounds for more than a minute, 
with seeming fairness, without in any manner disarranging his 
stock. The shuffling of a pack of these cards has a very differ 
ent sound from that of a fair pack it falls roughly on the ear; so 
much so, that, in many cases, it has led to their detection. 
Rounds and strippers of all descriptions have had their stocks 
arranged in different ways. When the cards are placed in op 
position as follows: tens, nines, eights, sixes, fives, fours, and 
two sevens against the kings, queens, Jacks, aces, deuces, trois, 
and two sevens, they are termed "one end against the other." 
When they are placed in opposition as kings, queens, aces, 
deuces, sixes, eights, and two red sevens, against the Jacks, 
tens, nines, fives, fours, trois, and two black sevens, they are 
termed "both ends against the middle." When all the odd 



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cards are placed in opposition to all the even cards, they are 
termed "odds and evens." Cheating packs have been arranged 
in many different ways, but the three combinations given above 
are those which have been most commonly in use since "strip 
pers" and "rounds" were invented. These variations were 
made to prevent players from noticing the cards running one 
way. When rounds were first invented, they were not intended 
to strip, nor was it meant that they should be separated and 
milked down in the presence of players. Such work would not 
for a moment stand the test with gamblers. Consequently the 
manipulators carried with them in their card-boxes, ready 
stocked, from one to three dozen packs of cards. In the first 
deal the players were robbed, and in every subsequent one, 
when a fresh pack was brought into play. 

When rounds were played out on gamblers, but not until they 
had been robbed, from Maine to Texas, with them, the sharp 
ers made strippers of their cards, that one pack of them might 
be serviceable every deal. One half the pack were trimmed on 
both sides near the corners, and the other half were made con-- 
cave at the middle, which made the pack both strippers and 
rounds. These were christened by the sharpers, "snow-outs." 
The frequent scorchings which gamblers received from these 
gentry made them suspicious of all faro-dealers. They imagined 
that if, before shuffling, the cards were snowed out, that is, scat 
tered over the table, it would be a safeguard against fraud. To 
meet this- fallacy, rounds and strippers were brought into play 
combined. A skillful manipulator would shuffle them for several 
minutes, then strip them with a quick, easy motion, as if he were 
dividing the pack with both hands to shuffle in again. But no 
sooner had he stripped the pack, than he held it up by the sides 
between the thumb and fingers of his left hand, while with his 
right he drew a card from top and bottom, simultaneously. In 
this manner, with a rapid motion, he would toss the cards all 
over the table, and then arrange them in their natural shape ; 
that is, the shape it was intended they should come in. While 
scattering the cards, he would throw those sanded upon their 
faces upon those roughened upon their backs ; they would of 
course adhere, and in this fashion the whole pack was complete 
ly stocked. To give the matter an additional appearance of 
fairness, he now gathers up his cards, arranges them into the 



170 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

pack, and shuffles them for several seconds by the trimmed 
edges, without disturbing, in the least, his stock, puts his cards 
into' the dealing-box, and is ready to take two cards from it any 
time it suits him to do so during the deal. For more than a year 
this game was played on the shrewdest gamblers ~bef ore it was 
exposed, and even up to the present time "snow-outs" have 
been the main dependence of scores of sharpers who use them in 
all their "skinning games" at faro. But they no longer "milk 
down," or "snow out" their cards as formerly. That method 
was abandoned some tw'euty-five years ago, for a more artful 
improvement. The manipulator now shuffles his foul cards care 
fully at the start, then rapidly strips them apart, holding in 
each hand one-half of the pack ; the ends of these he places to 
gether, then shoves the cards between each other, placing each 
card of the different combinations alternately together, as cor 
rectly as if the pack had been carefully "milked down." This 
scientific feat is called by sharpers the "butt-in shuffle," and can 
be accomplished only after much practice. The first rounds in 
troduced, those not intended to strip, were played for upwards of 
three years on some of the most expert faro-players in the coun 
try before they were detected. Their detection was the primal 
cause, or one of the causes, which forced illiberal faro-bankers 
to allow the keeping of cases at their games. It was upon 
these rounds which Mr. Cotton exercised his dexterity on the 
Major and myself, in Washington. Had I been at the time ac 
quainted with roughed cards, he could not have played the 
second deal upon us after my suspicions were aroused. When 
once shown the nature of roughed cards, they are easily detected. 
By holding a card to the light, in such a manner that its glare 
may fall on its surface, should it be rubbed with sand-paper, 
soiled with acid, or in any manner blotched, it can be easily seen. 
Strippers and rounds of every description now became worth 
less for robbing gamblers out of their money any farther. They 
had now learned to suspect all faro-dealers, and one of them 
could not make a deal with a pack of cards till some of the 
players had carefully examined it to see that it was not trimmed 
for purpose of fraud. Skillful sharpers, however, overcame this 
difficulty. They brought a new fraud to bear upon their play 
ers, which they named "squared sights." This took place in 
1848. The cards were perfectly squared, so as to stand the test 



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of the closest examination; for example, we will say the following 
cards, kings, queens, aces, and deuces, are sanded upon their 
backs, and all the other cards in the pack are sanded upon their 
faces ; the cards sanded upon their backs are dotted after the 
same manner I have before described the rounds to be, and are 
intended to work in a two-card dealing-box, in precisely the 
same manner. The pack being examined and pronounced sat 
isfactory, the dealer puts it, after shuffling it fairly and squarely, 
into the dealing-box. There has been no stripping and stack 
ing, consequently, why should not everything be fair and 
square ? But it is not. It is all a fraud. I have stated that 
the kings, queens, aces, and deuces were sanded on their backs, 
and dotted on their faces near the margin of their sides. When 
ever a turn is made, and one of these cards remains in the box, 
that is, has won on the turn, and a card sanded on its face lies 
next to it, it drags it forward against the plate in the mouth of 
the box, providing the third card is also sanded upon its back. 
In that case the dealer can tell by the dot upon it what that 
card is. Should it be loaded with money, he immediately 
pushes two cards from the box, in order that this third card may 
fall for the bank on the turn, and keeps on doing so on the oc 
currence of every similar circumstance during the deal. The 
introduction of cue-boxes rendered this trick harmless, and pre 
vented it from being played on any but fools, and at the present 
day it is not practiced by sharpers. 

When case-keeping was introduced, the old tricks practiced 
upon faro-players by sharpers became useless, except in the case 
of the most verdant fools; but the same introduction enabled 
the noble army of the Chevaliers d'Industrie to concoct a new 
scheme for robbing those who staked their money on that game. 
The bankers were as yet too benighted to adopt the copper 
game, and the players against their bank were either compelled 
to bet that case-cards would win, or run the risk of having their 
money split on double cards. The invention now brought on 
the tapis was what the sharpers termed " tie-ups." " Tie-ups " 
were sometimes as many as nine cards, stocked so as to make 
the last four cases in the box lose. These nine cards were each 
pierced near the corners with a very fine needle. Through these 
holes was passed a fine hair, and tied. In the hands of a prac 
ticed operator, these cards were shuffled with every appearance 



172 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

of fairness; so much so, that for about five years they were piayed 
ou the most astute gamesters in the country. When the operator 
had managed his shuffle, he cut off the pack above the tied-up 
cards, which placed them at the bottom. While placing the 
cards in the dealing-box, he cut the hair on the sharp edge of 
the plate inside the box, which was sharpened for that purpose. 
He had now four case-cards to lose on the last four turns of the 
deal, and it is upon these turns that gamblers generally play then' 
heaviest bets during a deal. Therefore one may easily see how 
beneficial was this artful trick to the pockets of the sharpers. 
The introduction of copper-betting- at faro destroyed for these 
gentry all use of their "tie-ups." Their inventions are, however, 
swifter than the detection of their frauds. 

One would imagine that, after the introduction of case-boards, 
cue-papers, and copper-betting, the votaries of faro would have 
been free from any further frauds being practiced upon them at 
their game. Every card coming from the dealing-box was duly 
scored, and if fifty-two cards left the box, all must be on the 
square. Cards, preparatory to having a deal made with them, 
could be taken from the box when desired, and examined, and if 
found perfectly square upon their sides and ends, and not sanded 
or roughed, how was it possible to cheat with them ? A genius 
from Nashville completely knocked this argument out of the 
ring, by the invention known as the " odd card." This new de 
vice, which made its appearance about the year 1850, has last 
ed up to the present time, and has been successfully played on 
many of the gambling community, who no doubt imagined that 
the idea of any one cheating them at faro was beyond the range 
of probability. 

The " odd card" is the introduction of an extra card into the 
pack ; for example, we will say that the extra card is the deuce 
of spades. It and the deuce of spades belonging to the pack 
are roughed upon their faces with sand-paper, no other cards in 
the pack being so roughed but them, all the others being rough 
ed upon their backs with sand-paper. The two deuces of spades 
are marked upon their backs, in order that they may be easily 
discovered in the shuffle. Their backs are also polished with 
hard spermaceti. This is done in order that the cards may 
glide easily off them whenever the pack is divided into two por 
tions for the purpose of shuffling. The smooth faces of the other 



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cards glide easily off their polished backs, while the sand upon 
their faces causes them to adhere to the sanded backs of the 
rest of the pack, and keeps them in a firm position, so that the 
operator, whenever he divides the pack for the purpose of shuf 
fling, finds one of the deuces of spades to be the top card of 
that portion of the pack which he holds in his right hand. Be 
fore he commences building his stock, he notices the card upon 
which he builds, which is always the card lying on the top of the 
pack. We will say, for instance, that his build is the king of 
hearts. On this card, while shuffling them together, he places the 
deuce of spades. He then cuts the pack apart, and shuffles a 
card on the first deuce of spades, and then glides the pack apart 
to find the second deuce. Should he miss it he shuffles under 
neath his stock, and keeps on so doing till he finds the second 
deuce of spades, which he shuffles on the top of the stock, and 
also a card upon it, which completes the stock. Sometimes the 
pack is cut by a false shuffle before placing it in the dealing-box; 
but more often by a "brief card." The deal is now commenced. 
Every card which comes from the box is duly scored by the 
case-keeper, and also on the cue-papers. The entire deal is con 
ducted fairly until it comes down to the last turn. On the pre 
vious turn, the king of hearts, the build card, has won, as it must 
always do on the five-card turn, and its appearance warns the 
dealer that his work is now before him. For example, a deuce, 
six, and four, is marked on the case-board, as the cards remain 
ing in the dealing-box. According to his stock he can make 
one of the deuces win or lose on the turn as he pleases. Should 
it be for his interest for it to lose, he makes the turn fairly, and 
it loses. But if it be for his interest that it should win, he shoves 
from the box at once two cards; underneath the king of hearts is 
buried the first deuce of spades, the next being either a six or a 
four, and the losing card. If he makes the first deuce lose, in 
order to make his cards come out right, and to hide the second 
deuce of spades, he presses upon the lever, and shoves two cards 
from the box, the underneath one being the second deuce ; after 
it comes the " hockelty " card, which ends the deal, which, as far 
as fairness is concerned, gives general satisfaction to the players. 
If he makes it win, and turns out the king of hearts with the first 
deuce lying perdu beneath it, the next card will be either a six or 
a four, and the losing card, and the one following that is the 
deuce of spades, the winning card, which remains in the box. 



174 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

The commanding of a single turn on a deal may seem at first 
sight a very insignificant advantage, and it is so when compared 
with exercising a pack of rounds upon a party of gamblers. 
The "odd card" is never brought into service, except upon such 
players as will not stand rounds or strippers of any kind, and 
who are likely to score the cards carefully as they come from the 
dealing-box during the deal, and who would immediately cry 
"foul play" were the pack to come out short at the end of the 
deal. Moreover, players of this description play high, and make 
their heaviest bets on the last turn, which circumstance gives to 
the sharper a very decided advantage. Though the trick called 
the "odd card" has been in existence twenty odd years, it is 
still extensively played by sharpers. Many faro-players, being 
warned of the trick, have tried to protect themselves by counting 
the cards before playing against them, but such suspicious in 
dividuals are frequently outwitted by the sharper in the follow 
ing manner. He hides under the lay-out next to his shuffling 
board an extra deuce of spades, and whenever a customer comes 
along, of whom he has doubts, or who has been in the habit of 
counting the pack before playing against it, he hands him over 
a pack of cards for examination. Should his customer decline, 
he draws out the secreted card and puts it into the pack and 
goes on with his work; but if his customer counts over the pack, 
he takes it, shuffles it up, and makes one or two deals on the 
square, after which, having gained the confidence of his man, 
he draws forth his secreted card and goes to work on him. 

Nothing in the line of card-sharping is so difficult as playing 
the odd card, and it will not answer for a bungler to attempt it 
upon any except the most verdant fools. It requires long prac 
tice and great patience to be a skillful manipulator of this 
branch of the business. Sharpers who have attained the highest 
degree of excellence in this respect have in the end been fre 
quently detected in playing it upon their customers. 

To make the cheat stronger, two odd cards have been intro 
duced into the pack by some sharpers, which they call "fifty- 
four." But the work required to stock and manage two extra 
cards in a pack is rather of a bungling order, and it is seldom 
played except in aristocratic skinning-houses, where it is gener 
ally resorted to when the customers insist upon keeping the 
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Sharpers did not entirely confine themselves to frauds for the 
purpose of robbing faro-players; faro-bankers were also objects 
of solicitude to them. As early as 1836, a Tennesseean named 
Miller invented an artful trick for "snaking" faro-boxes, as it is 
called in the sharper's parlance. This invention was called 

"THE TONGUE-TELL." 

Although at the present time this trick is not used by sharp 
ers, nor has been for twenty years, yet for some years after it 
made its appearance it was successfully played upon faro-bank 
ers throughout the country wherever faro-playing had taken a 
hold. The tongue-tell was made by inserting a false plate in 
side the dealing-box and underneath its mouth. Fastened to 
this was a piece of fine watch-spring, which ran lengthwise be 
tween the false plate and the side of the box, and came out in a 
fine polished steel point under the screw on the right-hand side 
of the box facing the player. 

Fastened to this watch-spring was a pivot about the thickness 
of an ordinary sewing-needle and about the eighth of an inch in 
length. This pivot penetrated the false plate through a hole 
drilled for the purpose, and the point extended just sufficiently 
to rub against the fourth card from the top in the dealing-box. 
To make a pack of cards work in this box, it was necessary to 
trim them all on their sides with a concave plate, except the 
"tell" cards. For example, we will say that the "tell" cards 
are the queens and deuces; these are not trimmed or otherwise 
tampered with, except to harden their edges by rubbing them 
with a piece of fine linen. The concave cards in dealing could 
not touch the pivot, as they gradually rose up alongside of the 
false plate while the deal was progressing; but the "tell" cards 
would, and whenever one of these rubbed against the pivot, it 
shoved back the watch-spring, which shoved out the "tongue- 
tell" underneath the screw of the box. As soon as the "tell" 
card passed above the point of the pivot, the " tongue-tell " went 
back again under the screw. Whenever the "tongue-tell" stood 
out beneath the screw, it informed the person playing it, that 
either a queen or a deuce would win on "the second turn. 

A French watchmaker living in Natchez, by the name of 
Louis David, manufactured "tongue-tell" boxes for more than 



176 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

ten years, in which time he made a handsome fortune. At first 
he charged for a silver box, the material of which did not cost 
$25, $175, and for a German silver, $125; but in the course of 
a few years he lowered his price to $125 each for silver, and 
$75 for those of German silver. His boxes had attained such a 
celebrity for the superiority and fineness of their workmanship, 
that he was patronized by sharpers from one end of the country 
to the other. 

Between the years 1837 and 1852, every faro-sharper in the 
country carried with him a "tongue -tell" box, and half a dozen 
or so packs of "tell" cards. This kit he would ring in upon 
verdant gamblers who were anxious to open a snap at faro, or if 
any of these took stock with him in a faro-bank, it is needless to 
say he had a "pal" on the outside to break it. 

In those days, dealing-cards were not squared so smoothly on 
the sides and ends as at the present day, but on the contrary 
were sold by the manufacturers in a rough and uneven state, 
which greatly favored the fraud of "tell" cards from being de 
tected. When squared cards became popular with dealers, it 
destroyed the efficiency of the "tongue-tell," which was short 
ly afterwards abandoned by sharpers as an article "played out." 

"THE SAND-TELL," 

at the present day, answers the sharper's purpose for ridding 
green faro-bankers of their superfluous cash. Although pre 
viously, the value of sand-paper was well-known to the sharper, 
this cunning device was not discovered until 1842. The name of 
the person who did so cannot be handed down to grateful gen 
erations of these gentry, being unknown. Any person possessing 
a spark of mechanical genius, who has once seen a "sand-tell," 
could "snake" a set of faro-tools. Cards won't travel in a 
"square" box; that is, the top card on leaving the box will not 
drag forward the one immediately beneath it, because it is kept 
firmly in its place by the edge resting against the side of the 
box just below its mouth. By fastening a false plate on the in 
side, similar to those used in the two-card boxes, not allowing it 
to reach the mouth by just the thickness of a single card, it 
makes a groove into which the second card is dragged as the 
first leaves the box in the turn. Whatever may be the thickness 



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of the false plate, say the eighth of an inch, just that space will 
the second card be dragged, till its edge comes in contact with 
the mouth of the box. Such an extent of space, or even the 
sixteenth of an inch, would almost certainly lead to detection, 
consequently the false plate is seldom made thicker than about 
thrice the thickness of an ordinary playing-card. If the groove 
between the edge of the false plate and the mouth of the box is 
large enough to admit two cards, or if too small to admit one, 
the "tell" will not work; therefore the groove must be precisely 
as large and no larger than to admit one card at a time to enter. 
When a plate of this kind is placed in a "square" box, a fair 
pack of cards will travel in it, or, in other words, the top card, 
while the dealer is making his turn, will drag the one imme 
diately underneath it forward towards the mouth of the box, just 
a distance corresponding with the thickness of this false plate. 
The box being prepared, it is now necessary to fix the cards to 
make them "tell" in it, which is accomplished as follows. "We 
will select, from the pack, for exam pie, all the deuces, aces, and 
trois; these we will touch lightly on their faces with sand-paper, 
not molesting any of the other cards of the pack. We will now 
shuffle up the pack, and put it in the dealing-box. Whenever 
we make a turn, we can see that the top card, as it is shoved 
from the box, drags after it one of the others as far as the mouth, 
unless it is one of those we have sanded on their faces. The 
sanded faces of the aces, deuces, and trois, hold the cards on the 
top of them steady, so the manipulator, when he sees the top card 
stand firm, knows by that sign that a trois, deuce, or ace lies im 
mediately beneath it, and as long as he can see that the top 
card has moved in the smallest degree, or traveled towards the 
mouth of the box, he can bet behind those three cards without 
fear of losing. 

It requires much practice and a quick eye to work a " sand- 
tell "well when the work upon the box and cards is done finely. 
Sharpers at this fraud have frequently been detected, either from 
the coarseness of the workmanship on the tools, or because their 
avarice spurred them on to win all the money they could, for 
fear the cheat would be detected. A shrewd sharper never bets 
on any of the " snaked " cards until they become cases ; he plays 
away from them, and is careful to make no unnatural bets, 
which might draw upon him the suspicions of the bankers or by- 



178 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

slanders. If he can win four or five bets on a deal, at the most, 
he is satisfied, and in this manner plays along slowly till he 
breaks the bank. 

The faro-dealers in this country who will stand the " sand- tell " 
may be numbered by hundreds ; but they have protected them 
selves from this and other frauds by keeping their tools in strong 
safes. At the present day there are few bankers who do not use 
a safe to protect themselves from the artful dodges of these 
worthies. 

The stealing of a set of faro-tools, in order to "snake" them, 
first led to the detection of " tie-ups." The affair took place at 
Columbus, Georgia, where a couple of itinerant sharpers dropped 
in with a card-box full of " tie-ups." Columbus was at that time 
a lively place, and at that time contained as hard a set of cases 
in the gambling line as could be found among the whole fraterni 
ty. They were all "high rollers" against faro, had plenty of 
money, and, if the cards came favorably, would "chaw up" a 
bank in double-quick time. On this party our " tie-up " sharp 
ers commenced their labors, and in three nights succeeded in de 
pleting them to the amount of about $4,000. One of the Colum 
bians was versed in the scientific principles of the " sand-tell," 
which had been discovered a short while before ; consequently 
he held a consultation with several companions, when, after a 
stormy debate, it was unanimously voted that the two strangers 
were "suckers, " and ought to be " goosed." The two "tie-up" 
sharps opened their game every evening in the back room of a 
coffee-house, which was fitted up for that purpose especially. 
After they had closed their game they took their tools with them 
to their room in the hotel, hi order to arrange their disorganized 
" tie-ups " to have sufficient for the next night. The fact of the 
faro-tools being left in their rooms during the day came to the 
knowledge of some of the Columbians. Two of them were dele 
gated to entertain the two strangers, by showing them the most 
beautiful parts of the city, while the others stole the tools from 
their room and " snaked '' them. The first part of the programme 
being duly accomplished, the other delegates took the kit of 
tools into another room in the hotel, where it was opened by 
means of false keys. When the contents of the card-box were ex 
posed to the vulgar gaze of the " snakers '* it created no little 
astonishment. For the first time they learned the virtue of "tie- 



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ups," and how they had been swindled out of their money during 
the last few days. The knowledge added a desire for revenge to 
their cupidity ; a false plate was put into the box, the " tied-up " 
stocks were not molested, but certain cards in each pack were 
sanded, after which the tools were carefully returned to the place 
where they were found, everything being restored to the same 
position as before they were molested. The sharpers were well 
acquainted with the mysteries of a " sand-tell," but so deeply 
immersed were they in their own " little game," that they did not 
even suspect any one there of any designs on them, and fell vic 
tims to their cupidity and excessive confidence. The Georgians 
performed their part well. The fact of finding the "tie-ups" 
convinced them that they had under-estimated the talents of the 
two strangers ; that they were not quite such " suckers " as they 
had supposed, and, therefore, it might be prudent to act rather 
cautiously with them. Accordingly they played along warily, but 
heavily, making no unnatural bets, all playing together, in order 
to win what they could before the cards came down to the " tied- 
up stock," not refusing to avert suspicion by throwing away a 
portion of their gains on the " stocked" cases. This they could 
afford to do, as the sharpers made at least two deals with each 
pack before changing it for a fresh one. When the sharpers had 
expended what " tie-ups" they had, they closed their game 
losers by about $8,000 and retired to their sleeping-rooqj for 
the night. When they commenced arranging their "tie-ups" 
for another sitting, they found, to their mortification, not only 
that their trick had been discovered, but, also, that their tools 
had been " snaked." Not having sufficient nerve to meet the 
jeers of the Columbians, they took the stage early in the morning 
for Montgomery. 



180 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

CHAPTER XVI 

INCTJBI. 

It is a popular fallacy that those terrible demons that disturbed 
the rest of our forefathers have vanished, with many others of 
the belongings of those good old days. But they are still 
amongst us, though they now empty our pockets while broad 
awake, instead of sucking our blood while asleep. These vam 
pires carry on their depleting process under the disguises of 
various callings, and practice upon the peaceful and industrious 
their robberies and extortions under many shapes. The class of 
mankind that are free from their machinations must be, in world 
ly goods, poor indeed. They toil not, neither do they spin ; but 
prey upon their fellow men for sustenance. Among them may 
be found hereditary landowners, monopolists of every description, 
cunning priests, scheming lawyers, usurious " grip-alls," corrupt 
judges, scurvy politicians, greedy speculators, and blackmailers 
of every description. The crimes of these are not within the 
province of these memoirs. The pens of many abler scribes have 
exposed their depredations upon peaceful industry, but they are 
as powerful, rapacious, and selfish as ever, and will continue to 
be so until the broad light of intelligence is more generally dif 
fused among the lower classes. It is with the incubi known as 
" gambling sharpers," who infest the land, " seeking whom they 
may devour," that I now propose to deal; because I am more 
thoroughly acquainted with the manners, customs, and artful 
dodges of that cunning race of thieves, than of those of their 
brethren in infamy. 

Prejudice is fostered by ignorance. The public at large has 
never had anything like a correct knowledge of gambling or gam 
blers the different relations and degrees of social standing 
which exist among them, their manners and habits, the charac 
ter of their rooms, the patrons who frequent them, or the games 
of chance played there, or the manner in which those games are 
conducted. Dice-coggers, three-card throwers, red and black 
dealers, strap players and their ilk, with their cappers, generally 
of the worst rowdy order, have been met with at fairs and other 
public gatherings, and formerly on race-courses, plying their 



DTCUBI. 18J 

calling. This class has been taken, by the public in general, as 
a representative one of the gambling community ; for the reason 
that no opportunity has been given them for more correct judg 
ment. The press of the country, either through ignorance or 
design, has placed gamblers before the people on the same grade 
as thieves and murderers ; then why should the community at 
large be blamed for not judging them more favorably? 

For many years the fraternity has keenly felt this cruel wrong, 
and, through this misjudgment, have at various times suffered 
many persecutions. Those of them able to take up the pen 
in defense of the brotherhood have been deterred from doing 
so by a fear of outrage from a horde of banded sharpers, who 
have become powerful in this country through their wealth and 
influence. To place the gambler in his proper light before the 
public, and expose the rascally practices of the sharper, is the 
principal object of this work. 

A GAMBLER 

* 

Is a person willing to back his opinion, whenever he is in 
possession of any money with which to do so. His studies are 
the doctrine of chances, and the science of playing " short 
games ;" that is, popular games, like poker, brag, Boston, whist, 
cribbage, all-fours, euchre, ecarte, chess, billiards, backgammon, 
etc. By studying the doctrine of chances, he makes himself 
acquainted with the percentage of banking games of chance, 
such as faro, roulette, monte, rouge-et-noir, lansquenet, hazard, 
vingt-et-un, etc. A thorough-bred gambler will hazard his 
money at all short games with which he is acquainted, and often 
too when he is overmatched. He will also bet his money on 
banking games of chance, on elections, horse-races, boat-races, 
boxing- matches, cock-fights, and even on raffles for turkeys if 
nothing better offers. It would be impossible to make a correct 
estimate of this class, but I scarcely think that within the broad 
limit of Uncle Sam's dominions three hundred thorough-bred 
gamblers can be found. 

The majority of sporting men may be more correctly ciassea 
as gambling bankers. The greater part of these rely solely on 
banking games of chance without playing against them or 
hazarding their money at games of short cards or other sports of 



182 WANDERINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

the kind. Among them are some who will risk their money 
only in dealing faro, some in banking vingt-et-un, some in 
roulette, others in monte, and still others in banking chuck. The 
majority of faro bankers are as ready to play their money against 
the game as to bank it ; so also will monte bankers ; but it is a 
rare thing to see chuck, roulette, or vingt-et-un bankers, play 
against each other's games. Many gamblers will play at short 
games and against faro, who will not risk their money banking 
any game of chance. Some depend entirely on short games, and 
would not risk their money on any banking game whatever. 
Regarding the number of regular gamblers in this country, I 
doubt if the number who may be thus classed will reach two 
thousand, and they are now more numerous than at any former 
period, on account of the many produced by our civil war. But 
in addition to these there are at least four hundred more who may 
be classed aa 

MIXED GAMBLERS, 

vho hazard their money in banking games of chance and at 
whatever short games they play, with confidence; many of them 
being inferior to none in playing poker, Boston, brag, all-fours, 
whist, etc. For the most part they are men who have either in 
herited or gained a sufficient competency, and are in nowise 
dependent on their play for a livelihood. Many of them move in 
the highest walks of life, and among them may be found doctors, 
lawyers, hotel proprietors, merchants, brokers, politicians, etc. 
They are fond of gambling and the society of gentlemanly 
gamblers, to whom they often loan money when in need, and 
frequently take what is called a silent share in their business. 
They are mostly shrewd, calculating business men, well versed 
in all the phases of life, good judges of character, and have 
commanded generally more than ordinary political influence 
among the authorities of their places of residence. They have 
been the friend of the professional gambler, whenever the hand 
of persecution has been raised against him. (ramblers and 
mixed gamblers form the nucleus from which emanate all the 
square gambling in the country. Their numbers are far less than 
the public suppose. The uninitiated are deceived by the large 
number of employes, and the immense amount of hangers-on at 
a suite of gambling-rooms. All these claim to be gamblers, and 



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are naturally taken for such by the public at large. I shall now 
separate from the assistants or hirelings the hangers-on and other 
leeches who follow on the heels of gamblers, but who have no 
real status in then: community. First of all I shall marshal to the 
front 

THE ASSISTANT GAUBLEK. 

Two persons at least are required to conduct a faro, roulette, 
or monte bank. I have seen as many as ten employed at the 
same time at a monte bank in the city of Mexico. All large 
faro banks in this country have usually as many as four engaged 
at any rate. It may happen that each of these four persons are 
interested in the bank ; such is frequently the case many bank 
ing games being conducted entirely by their owners. But faro 
bankers, like the majority of mankind who are above the necessity, 
dislike manual labor ; and the dealing of all kinds of the games 
mentioned certainly comes under that head. Consequently, 
there are very few faro- banks dealt in this country, that have 
not at least one assistant employed, and several can be found 
that keep constantly as many as four. It would be impossible 
for bankers to conduct their games without their help. Nearly 
all the banks on the Pacific slope have four of these retainers 
employed, two to conduct the game during the day, and the 
others to attend to it during the night. Years ago, it was 
customary in the Atlantic States to divide among the assistants 
what small change was taken at the bank during the day, and 
in a few banks the custom is still retained ; but the majority of 
bankers, finding themselves considerable losers by the custom, 
were forced to abandon it. Their assistants, in many cases, 
would give to outside cronies money to buy small change to play 
against their bank, thus taking a chance to win and none to 
lose ; for if the money was lost against the bank it was divided 
amongst the employes when the game closed. At the present 
time, in the Atlantic States, assistants receive from $5.00 to 
$10.00 per day, and some have not been paid more than $7.00 
per week ; but such cases are rare, and exist only among New 
England bankers, whose custom it is to pay their journeyman 
dealers very low. Many of these assistants get, in the course 
of time, an interest of five per cent, in the banks where they 
deal, and some as high as ten. In the territories and on the 



184 -WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

Pacific slope they are paid $10.00 a day, and many are allowed 
a dollar each <day from the game, for dinner money. In the 
Western and Southern States, they receive from $5.00 to $10.00 
per day for their services, the price varying with the capability 
and trustworthiness of the employe. The mass of assistant 
gamblers have no talent for card playing; few among them 
could be rated as second class short card players, and scarcely 
one among them has been capable of protecting the games 
at which they were employed, against the arts of sharpers. 

The dealing of all banking games is a labor which may be 
taught to a person of ordinary capacity within a few weeks. 

It would be impossible to make an estimate of the numbers of 
the assistant gamblers, from the fact that they spring up and 
retire from sight according to the increase or decrease of gamb 
ling, both public and private. During the California excitement, 
in the space of two years more than two thousand sprung into 
existence. As gambling decreased many of these sought other 
occupations ; but the great bulk of them followed the fortunes of 
Gen. Wm. Walker, in his Nicaraguan expedition, where the cli 
mate, bad whiskey, and the bullets of the natives, in a majority of 
cases, closed their mortal career. The few who returned to New 
Orleans were a burden on the city; many died in the hospitals; 
and the few who remained on earth were swallowed up in the 
army during our civil war. During the rebellion, gambling in 
creased rapidly all over the country, and before its suppres 
sion, at least ten times as many faro-banks as before flourished 
in the country, and gave employment to at least fifteen hundred 
assistant gamblers, who were all creations of the war. 

With the ceasing of the war gambling greatly decreased, and 
the faro-banks, roulette wheels, vingt-et-un, and chuck-games 
dwindled down hi a proportion of ten to three. In consequence 
of this, the newly-created gamblers were driven to other occupi? 
tions for a livelihood. A few still hung around the gambling- 
rooms of the different cities, living upon the bounty of profes 
sional gamblers, or by wheedling a few checks from faro-players, 
borrowing a few dollars when they could, and in this way kept 
soul and body together. Finally they wore themselves out, and 
were obliged to seek other climes or some other pursuit for 
maintenance. Perhaps one thousand assistant gamblers are at 
present employed around the different faro-banks in the United 



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States and territories. I shall now bring forward a class for 
whom I am unable to find a more appropriate name than 

SYCOPHANT GAMBLEBS. 

This parasitical class hang around all kind of gambling bank 
ers, whom they contrive to leech in one way or another. Among 
them are to be found men of culture and refinement, who con 
sider labor degrading, but are not ashamed to become the spies 
and pimps of gamblers, from whose pockets, as they are des 
titute of all gambling talent, they derive their support. Some, 
on account of their companionable qualities, have their expenses 
paid by the banker to whom they cling; others make them 
selves useful by keeping the accounts of a gambling-house, and 
transacting out-door business ; and not a few have obtained the 
confidence of their patrons to such a degree as to be entrusted 
with the money belonging to the bank, and the control of its 
domestic affairs, for which they receive a salary of from $100 to 
$150 per month. Others of them obtain a small interest in the 
bank, for their real or supposed influence in obtaining customers. 
There is also the protector of the faro-bank, generally a worn- 
out prize-fighter resting on his laurels, in many places an im 
portant personage. Sometimes he is only a bully of the better 
description, whose presence in the rougher order of gambling- 
houses is a discouragement to rowdyism, and whose services are 
usually requited at the rate of from $5 to $10 per day. These 
peaceful guardians of gambling-houses should not be properly 
classed among the Sycophants, as they are generally useful ap 
pendages to it; neither should the blackmailing class whom I 
shall now marshal into line. 

These worthies are generally of the lower order of politicians, 
who have sufficient influence with the police to induce them to 
spare whatever house they wish to protect, and to shut up what 
ever place has made itself obnoxious to them, by the refusal of its 
proprietor to submit to their blackmailing. The stock in trade 
of the political blackmailer is either fawning or bullying, or both, 
and he makes either useful, or both, as the case may be, whenever 
he can find a banker weak-minded or timorous enough for him 
to prey upon. His pay generally depends on the liberality of his 
dupe, but often on the amount of terror with which he can 



186 WANDEEISGS OF A VAGABOND'. 

manage to inspire him. He has often received an interest of ten 
per cent, in a faro-bank, for his mere promise to protect it against 
the raids of the police, and some have been known to receive 
twenty-five per cent. It is to be understood that, if the bank 
won, their share of the winnings must remain with the rest, until 
the stockholders made a dividend. 

It would be utterly impossible to estimate the number of 
sycophants and blackmailers who hang around and feed upon 
gamblers. . In some places it is impossible to shake them off, 
while in others they are perfectly independent of them. The 
parasitical tribe are to be found, more or less, in every place, and 
will be, so long as foolish gamblers exist, who will allow them 
selves to be leeched by them. They help to swell the number of 
those persons known under the name of gambler. The last and 
most numerous of this tribe I shall place under the head of 

HAXGERS-Off. 

This class outnumber all those described, five to one. They 
hover around gambling-houses of the lower order in our cities, 
lounge around hotels, coffee-houses, and billiard-rooms, and seem 
to have no visible means of support. They live by begging, 
borrowing, and stealing chips from the players around the faro- 
tables. Whenever they can get a stake they will play it, or will 
steal a sleeper from the table, if they can get away with it. 
Many of them are cappers and ropers for skinning-houses, and 
not a few are dependent upon unfortunate women for support. N 
Numbers of them are clothed in the most fashionable style, and 
seem to enjoy life with the wealthiest in the land. In our large 
cities hangers-on are excluded from all the better class gam 
bling-houses. 



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CHAPTER XVII, 

SHARPERS. 

The brotherhood is numerous and varied. But the individual 
to whom we wish to introduce our reader is the sharper who lives 
under the cloak of the gambler. To chance money on an equal 
hazard is not only repugnant to his principles and constitution, 
but in direct violation of his conscience. As he seldom possesses 
any skill in playing short card games, he does not waste his time 
nor risk his money on such follies, except when he chances to 
find a verdant adversary whom he can cheat. His stock in trade 
is two-card boxes and gorgeously furnished apartments. The 
bare thought of banking a 28-numbered roulette wheel, or a 
chuck-luck box, unless the former is worked with a trigger, and 
the latter in the hands of a No. 1 dice-cogger, makes him turn 
pale and clutch his pockets tighter. If one of bis tribe ever 
dealt a square banking game of chance he bas deluded some un 
fortunate individual into staking him. Not a farthing of his own 
money goes that way. He would consider it most culpably 
wasted. He will sometimes play against faro, which has often 
impoverished him; for but a short time, however. With his two- 
card box he reaps from the crop of fools that spring up yearly, 
which presently sets him again on a sound pecuniary footing, and 
^he flourishes like a green bay tree until his penchant for " fight 
ing the tiger " again overtakes him. But the more sapient sharper 
knows the value of his money, like the persecuted Jew, and is 
better posted than to lavish it against faro -banks, or to waste it 
in luxurious living, unless by so doing he can increase it a hun 
dred fold. Ability and wealth make their distinctions among 
this community, as among more honest people ; therefore, in en 
deavoring to describe them, I shall place them in two orders, 
the proprietors of first and second-class " skinning-houses." 

FIRST-CLASS "SKINNING -HOUSES." 

In our large cities may be found numbers of these, as well as 
at our fashionable watering-places. They are magnificently 
furnished, as much as $50,000 having been expended in the fit- 



188 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

ting up of some of them. The walls and ceilings are artistically 
frescoed, while from the latter depend costly chandeliers, adorn 
ed with Bohemian glass shades. The finest Brussels and Tur 
key carpets cover the floors, and from the costly cornices hang 
double curtains of rich silk and lace. The furniture is of the 
most expensive and fashionable style, conspicuous among which 
is a magnificent side-board, loaded with silver goblets and the 
finest cut-glass, together with the choicest wines, liquors, and 
cigars, for the free use of the guests of the house. Many of them 
are adorned with valuable pieces of bronze and marble statuary, 
representing horses, fawns, nymphs, etc., while costly oil paint 
ings decorate the walls. 

The gaming paraphernalia consist of a faro-table of the 
finest design and workmanship, and a No. 28 roulette wheel, 
placed on another table, quite as handsome and artistic. The 
checks and other articles belonging to the games are of the most 
elaborate style possible, and a large fancy safe occupies a con 
spicuous place, calculated to give a solid and moneyed look to 
the establishment. Adjoining this apartment is the dining- 
room, furnished in the same gorgeous manner. The table is 
provided with heavily embossed and carved silver service, and 
can seat comfortably thirty or forty guests. Before them are 
placed, in fine porcelain and Sevres dishes, the choicest viands, 
comprising every delicacy to be obtained, served up by a "maitre 
de cuisine " unsurpassed in his art. Fruits, both hi and out of 
season, gratify the eye and tempt the palate, and from costly 
Bohemian and cut-glass expensive and delicious wines are drank. 
No expense is spared hi furnishing the table with everything 
which would meet the approval of the most fastidious epicure. 
Nightly at eleven o'clock these luxurious feasts are furnished the 
patrons of the house. The expenses of these establishments de 
pend much upon their location, and also range according to their 
order. For instance, to run a first-class house such as I have 
described at Saratoga, or Long Branch, or New York city, 
would probably cost $250 per day ; while some of those of Balti 
more, Philadelphia, or Boston, would not require over $100 per 
day; and many are run that do not cost more than $30 per day. 

Within a few years the proprietors of some of those aristocratic 
" skinning-houses" have hired reporters to write articles for 
insertion hi the newspapers to which they belonged, describing 



SHARPERS. 189 

their establishments, setting forth their splendor and magnifi- 
. cence, and laudatory of the manner in which they were kept. 
These may be styled "ambiguous advertising dodges" for the 
purpose of drawing strangers to their houses. I have selected two 
of these, which will speak for themselves, and which will give the 
reader an idea of the magnificence and splendor of these places, 
and also of the immense sums spent in decorating and fitting up 
these palatial robbing dens, and the social standing of the gulls 
who frequent and support them. 

A Gorgeous Gaming Palace. Description of the "Maryland 
Gentlemen's Club House," in Baltimore. Scenes of Dazzling 
Splendor ! Dedication Banquet ! TheBank opens its career 
by tvinning a Stake of $20,000. 

[Baltimore (Sept. 12,) Correspondence of the New York World.] 

The great gaming house of Slater, Kirby <fc Parker, the open 
ing of which has been looked forward to with immense interest 
by the sporting men of this city and vicinity, was inaugurated 
last evening by a grand dinner, to which about two hundred 
invitations were issued. 

The building in itself is an old one, and has long been used as 
a sporting establishment; but the proprietors becoming am 
bitious, and the " gentle men" of Baltimore complaining at the 
want of a first-class "club house," it has undergone a complete 
renovation, the floors in the upper parj; of the building being 
raised four feet each, the rooms in the second story thrown into 
one, and connected with a large dining-hall in the rear, through 
folding doors, and the ground-floor being devoted exclusively to 
kitchen and store-room purposes. The upper story is divided 
into private club-rooms, bed-chambers, bath-rooms, and wine- 
closets. A large cellar extends the length of the building under 
ground, and a private entrance leads out into the open lot on a 
back street, through which the visitors can pass if desirous of 
shunning the main entrance. 

REGARDLESS OF EXPENSE. 

In making these extensive preparations, no regard has been 
paid to their cost, it being the intention of the proprietors to 
make it the first club house in the country. The total cost, I am 



190 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

told, of furnishing the house, amounted to fifty thousand dollars. 
This does not include various costly works of art, such as rare 
paintings and statues, and the dinner service, for which the round 
sum of twenty thousand dollars was paid to one European firm 
alone. 

Dinner was set for six o'clock. Shortly before that time about 
one hundred and fifty persons assembled in the great saloon on the 
second floor, where the several games of faro, roulette, etc., are 
played. Special care was had in issuing invitations, to select those 
only known to be fearless votaries of this game of chance, so 
that by far the greater number of those present were men of at 
least ordinary means, and many of wealth. All were dressed in 

FULL DINNER COSTUME. 

Black coats and pants, white vests, and white ueck-ties.The com 
pany numbered many of the most distinguished men of Mary 
land, members of the State Legislature, Judges of the higher 
Courts, and a score or so of representatives of the city govern 
ment, contractors, etc. At 6.30 P. M. the dinner was announced, 
and the guests took their seats at the table. But before discuss 
ing this part of the proceedings, I will briefly touch upou the fur 
niture and appointments of the house, which, from personal 
observation, exceeded in splendor and completeness any of the 
kind in this country, or, in fact, in Europe, not even excepting 
the famous establishment of Baden-Baden. The latter, however, 
is much larger. 

A GORGEOUS VESTIBULE. 

The hall doer which faces Calvert street, about half a block 
from Baltimore street, the principal thoroughfare in the city, 
opens into a small vestibule, from the ceiling of which hangs a 
large bell-shaped chandelier lined with silver, and with the jets 
so arranged, that the light streams down and outward in a soft 
flood, revealing oak-paneled walls in etchings of gold, and a lofty 
ceiling frescoed with groups of sporting naiads. Immediately be 
yond, and dividing the hall into two parts, stands another and a 
more massive door of solid walnut. A colored servant in evening 
dress sits behind this, and, after inspecting the visitor through a 
small oval glass on one side, yields or refuses admittance, accord- 



SHARPERS. 191 

ing as the applicant is known to the house, or gives evidence of 
being a bona-flde customer. This inner hall- way is larger than 
the outer, and once over its threshold, the visitor is at liberty to 
explore the mysteries above, to which a flight of steps winds slow 
ly upwards. The same paneled walls and a similar chandelier 
mark this second hall, which has, however, the addition of a 
velvet carpet, thick enough to stifle the heaviest foot-fall. In a 
niche in the wall, and overlooking the stairway, is a statue of 
Don Coesar de Bazan, in bronze, about half life size. 

MAGNIFICENT FTJBNITTJRE. 

The main saloon, to which the hall stairs conduct, occupies the 
entire front of the second story, and is about sixty feet long and 
thirty wide. It is gorgeously fitted up. A seamless dark blue 
velvet carpet, like that in the east room of the White House, 
covers the floor, over which are scattered articles of furniture of 
the most massive description. On the right, as you enter, an 
etagere of rose -wood that reaches up to the ceiling; two bronze 
statues of Richard Cceur de Lion and PhillipeAugusterest on its 
lower shelves, flanking a famous equine bronze representing a 
stallion teasing a mare. A mirror forms the backing of this piece 
of furniture, which was imported at a cost of three thousand, five 
hundred dollars. On the left stands a side-board on which are 
ranged all sorts of decanters and glasses, the former of cut glass, 
and filled with various kinds of wines and liquors ; these are at 
the gratuitous use of the visitors. All along the room are placed 
various articles of furniture, made wholly of walnut and rose 
wood ; sofas, chairs, foot-stools, massive round tables for the con 
venience of short card parties, writing-desks, lounges, etc. Two 
mantels of Parian marble, surmounting ranges of the most ap 
proved and costly make, are set in the west wall, over which hang 
two mirrors of French plate glass set in walnut frames, with an 
intertwining of gold leaves and vine work. Other mirrors of 
equally large dimensions surround the room, reflecting the 
smallest object it contains. 

AN ARTISTIC CHECK-BOOK. 

The check-book for the use of persons who, having no ready 
cash, are yet desirous of playing, together with other writing 



192 WANDERINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

materials, is kept in a large book-case in one corner of the saloon. 
This book-case is filled with private compartments of various 
sizes, in which such articles as are accidentally left behind by 
the players are kept until called for. It also contains a number 
of secret drawers, used to keep " collateral" in until redeemed. 

BLUE AND GOLD. 

The walls of this saloon are paneled similarly to those of the 
entry, except that the background is of blue, and there is a freer 
use of gold. The contrast between this and the frescoes on the 
ceilings is very striking and effective, the artist having given 
his figures a joyous animate expression, that well accords with the 
rich warm color. The windows are concealed by fine lace dra 
pery, backed by heavy damask curtains, pendent from cornices 
of rosewood with gold borders. The room is lit by three chande 
liers similar to those already described, and a number of jets in 
small clusters here and there on the wall. 

THE GAMI3TG TABLES 

are three in number. At two of these faro is played; at the other, 
roulette. The tables are as large as possible, consistent with 
comfort, and their appointments, such as chips, dealing-boxes, 
cue-cards, etc., are of the finest quality. Immediately behind 
the faro-table hang two pictures of Rubens, representing Sunrise 
and Sunset at Sea. A third, of a French Peasant Girl, returning 
home laden with fruits, is the production of a clever French 
artist whose name now escapes my memory. The dealers, of 
whom there are five, are men well known in the profession. 

MOKE SPLENDOK TJP-STAIKS. 

The upper story comprises seven chambers, three of which are 
used as club rooms. Appurtenances for playing all sorts of games 
can be found in them, and the furniture is of the richest possible 
description. Back of these rooms are three bed-chambers ele 
gantly furnished. The beds are importations, and cost five hun 
dred dollars each. These rooms are for the use of players who 
wish to leave the city by an early morning train, or who, from too 



SHARPERS. 193 

free libations of champagne, are disinclined to walk home. A 
bath-room, with hot and cold water, is attached to each chamber. 
The kitchen and store-room run the whole length of the ground- 
floor. The former is larger than any hotel kitchen in the city, 
and has a range able to cook provisions for one hundred persona 
at a time j its cost was three thousand, five hundred dollars. One 
head and three under cooks and two scullions comprise the force 
employed here. The wine-cellar, which is under ground, is filled 
with casks and butts, and long shelves on which are deposited 
various kinds of wine, of which each separate brand has its own 
compartment. Twenty thousand dollars' worth of wines and 
liquors are stored here already, and a large importation, I am 
told, is en route. 

THE CLIMAX OF ENCHANTMENT. 

Of all the various departments of the house, however, it is re 
served for the dining hall to stand forth as the Alpha and Omega 
of its many splendors. The entrance to it is from the main saloon, 
and it is through folding-doors of stained box-wood, the panels 
of which are carved to represent various scenes of the chase. 
They move on noiseless wheels in grooves an inch and a half deep, 
made so on account of the great superincumbent weight. On 
the day of opening, after the announcement of dinner, these doora 
were thrown wide open, and the guests, headed by the proprie 
tors, were conducted to their seats at the table, which was in the 
shape of a capital T. A printed menu, according to which sev 
enteen courses were to be served, lay by the side of each plate, 
together with a list of wines, and the order in which they were to 
follow each other. 

A RICH AXD EAUE TABLE. 

The table is an immense affair, and is capable of seating eighty 
persons. It is made of black walnut, supported by heavy dragon- 
legs of the same material. The chairs are also of black walnut, 
with soft cushions, covered with green morocco. The appoint 
ments of the table are dazzlingly magnificent. In the centre rests 
an enormous silver ice-holder, which can be also used as a flower- 
stand. Its sides are of solid silver, with an embossed net-work 
of branches and fruits in virgin gold ; the inside is also of the 



194 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

same metal. Flowers to the amount of two hundred and fifty 
dollars filled it, reaching almost to the ceiling. Here and there, 
over the table, were smaller stands, also filled with flowers, con 
nected with each ether and the centre-piece by links of roses, so 
that each guest saw his vis-a-vis through a flowery screen, as it 
were. 

A DAZZLING DINNER-SERVICE. 

All the glass used in this establishment is cut, and of European 
importation, and stamped with the initial " S." The glasses 
have cleverly executed portraits of prominent German politicians 
on their sides. The rest of the dinner-service is of solid silver, 
lined with gold. Among other things are two silver pitchers, 
two feet high, which were made in Geneva at a cost of one thou 
sand dollars each. 

BRIGHT AS SUNLIGHT. 

The room is lit brilliantly by two chandeliers and various side 
jets. The heat and smoke from the former pass through ap 
ertures in the roof arranged on the same principle as those 
used in the Hall of Representatives at Washington. The walls 
are unlike those in the main saloon, being box-wood paneled 
with etchings of scarlet and silver to match the doors. Half a 
score of sporting prints in walnut frames are suspended about the 
room. The floor is laid with a red velvet carpet, so thick and 
soft that the foot falls noiselessly upon it. 

It would be next to impossible to give a detailed account of the 
various courses served to the 150 guests present at the banquet. 
The first caterer of Baltimore had the affair in charge, and as 
that city is famous for its cuisine, his efforts were of course a 
success. Speeches were made by prominent gentlemen, lauda 
tory of the enterprise of the management in enacting so fine a 
club room, and the establishment was unanimously christened 
the " Maryland Gentlemen's Club House." After dinner the play 
ranged high, the bank beginning its career by a run of luck, win 
ning about $20,000, half of which was lost by a well-known City 
Hall contractor. 

The foregoing article first made its appearance in the New 
York World, and from thence found its way into the columns of 
many of the newspapers throughout the country. It was written 



SHARPERS. 195 

by the order of Slater, the principal proprietor, whose inordinate 
pride could not be satisfied unless the public were made acquaint 
ed with his new gorgeous establishment. Besides, it was an ad 
vertisement to draw strangers visiting Baltimore, on business or 
pleasure, to his house. A few words will be sufficient to inform 
the reader of the new founded institution christened at its dedi 
catory banquet, the ''Maryland Gentlemen's Club." 

Doc. Slater, as he is nicknamed, was raised in the city of Balti 
more, and brought up to the butchering business. He belonged 
to that political class which for many years ruled Baltimore with 
pistols, knives, brass-knuckles, and sluug-shots, known as " Plug 
Uglies," among whom he was a kind of leader, up to the time of 
their suppression, which was not until the commencement of the 
rebellion. About this time he discarded the knife and steel, and 
his stall in the market, and went to gambling. He had indulged 
in it surreptitiously from boyhood up, and later as an amateur ; 
but never before had he come out and taken his place among 
professionals. With two others he put up a faro-game in the 
same building where the Maryland Gentlemen's Club at present 
exists. This bank played for all persons, at an open limit of 
$6.25, and was almost exclusively patronized by the rougher class. 
Incredible as it may appear, with so small a limit, the bank in 
the course of a year, besides its expenses, won $40,000. Slater's 
partners, satisfied with their share, withdrew from the partnership 
and sold their share in the house to Slater. He now run the bank 
himself and increased the limit to $25 open. For more than a 
year success attended him, when he closed his [house, renovat 
ed it, and furnished it respectably. He now meant to entertain 
a different class of customers, and gave to his doorkeeper orders 
to admit no one except those whom he had invited. To these he 
furnished, gratuitously, liquors, and plain but substantial three 
o'clock dinners and ten o'clock suppers. Fortune still smiled 
on him ; his bank seldom lost. Young and inexperienced in his 
profession, never having met with any reverses worthy the name, 
he believed it impossible for a faro-bank to lose, and felt too 
proud to have it said that he put a limit on his game. He invit 
ed all gamblers transiently in the city to come and play. When 
no other established bank could be found in the country to take 
higher than $500 bets from a single player, his bank turned for 
wagers of $5,000. He staked gambling-houses in Washington, 



196 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

Philadelphia, Annapolis, and Cape May, besides entrusting 
money to different gamblers, and allowing them to roam all over 
the country with it, in search of faro-players. Many of these 
were unable to protect it, and many made no effort to do so, 
while others spent it among themselves or played it off against 
various faro-banks. Finally, fortune, who had so long favored, 
deserted him. This happened in 1868, and before reverses had 
overtaken him he was worth about $80,000, and had lived at the 
rate of $20,000 a year, being an " extravagant cuss." His bank 
lost almost continually for two years, and after it had drained 
from him his last dollar, he still kept it going by borrowing from 
his friends until his debts exceeded $20,000. But friends soon 
tired of giving up their money when it was doubtful, to say the 
least, whether it would not follow what had preceded it. The 
Doc.'s circumstances had now gotten to their lowest ebb. A few 
months of his former good luck would have reinstated him, for 
the wealthiest and highest in the land patronized his game. But 
fortune refused to be propitiated, and would not smile again upon 
him. She had once distributed to him her gifts with a lavish 
hand ; but he was too dull to seize upon and appropriate them. 
Some of the two-card sharpers of Washington had been for sev 
eral years greedily watching the fat fish that frequented Slater's 
place, and had on many occasions reminded him how easily 
their money might be made to change hands through the agency 
of a two-card box, instead of allowing them to walk away with 
his, through "bull-headed luck." To these overtures Slater had 
turned a deaf ear, until he knew not where to obtain money to 
carry on his game. The Parker, mentioned as one of the pro 
prietors of the Maryland Gentlemen's Club House, had made 
about $200,000 by keeping a skinuing-house in Washington, dur 
ing the war. Being a moneyed man, Slater courted his friend 
ship. When he could no longer borrow money from his friends 
in Baltimore to sustain his bank, be applied to Parker, who 
loaned him $5,000. When that was gone he again sought Parker, 
which worthy gentleman politely informed him he'd no more 
money to shoot off at "squar' farrer," but if he wanted to fit up 
a stunner of a house and let his man Kirby go into it as operator, 
he was willing to throw up $100,000 that way. Slater was in 
desperate need; he hesitated, and then yielded, and we are in 
debted to the reporter for his description of the place, and the 



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dedicatory dinner given by Messrs. Slater, Kirby & Parker. 
"After dinner the play ran high, the bank beginning its career 
by winning a stake of $20,000, half of which was lost by' a prom 
inent City Hall contractor." 



CHAPTEK XVIII. 

SCENES AT LONG BRANCH. 

Some Social Contrasts There. Johnny Chamberlain and his 
Establishment at Long Branch. 

CHAMBERLAIN'S GAMING-HOUSE. 

[From the Chicago Tribune, July 22, 1870.] 

Sitting one night on the wide, cheerful verandah of the West 
End, looking out upon Fisk's six-in-hand going by, I saw that 
worthy address a square-set, black-haired, black-eyed man, 
riding by in a trotting wagon. 

"That's Johnny Chamberlain," said a gentleman, "that fleshy 
one. Do you see how he holds his buttoned coat -collar close up 
to his throat with his hand ; he's got a mighty bad cough, has 
Johnny, and if he don't watch sharp, they'll plant him next spring 
where he won't grow any more." 

"That's the great gambler, is it? He's young looking, and 
not ill looking." 

Oh, he's as good a fellow as ever you see. He's full of enter 
prise. Morrissey is a parvenue to Johnny Chamberlain. He's 
put $90,000 into that club house, and he has got up, all of his 
own idea, the notion of a racing park here; and that man has 
put $150,000 of his own money into that park before he asked 
any one to help him a cent's worth. Then he raised $100,000 
just by asking one or two of us. He's a young man. He's got a 
wonderful memory. He's never been married, but he's a 
business man right through. It's just up and up with Johnny 
Chamberlain, square and square. He never asks nobody to play 
cards nor buy a chip. He never looks for it, he scorns it." 

" It seems rather strange that a man can have all the business 



198 -WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

virtues, when his occupation is to stimulate the propensity of 
iren to play and ruin themselves in a night, out of a year's 
labor." 

Just at this tune the man referred to in the talk, appeared 
upon the piazza, and stood for some time leaning against the 
jamb of the main door, quietly peering down the porch amongst 
the men. The proprietors and several other people went up to 
him. He had a short cough now and then, which caused in 
quiries into his health and copious advice. He seemed to be a 
petty man among the average of manhood congregated there, 
in the deepening evening of the seaside. It was a beautiful 
night up in the sky, and the stars were out, and the far-off sails 
were clearly seen riding under the moon. All the senses of men 
were acute, and their cigars smoked like the blessings of provi 
dence, lulling such sharpened intellects. We all talked of the 
lives of gamblers, and it was easy, in that atmosphere, to see 
reasons for wickedness, and trace commercial laws out of the ebb 
and flow of ineradicable sins. This gambler grew to be a mer 
chant, that supplied a want implanted in man. His success, and 
the uses he put it to, dignified the investment. The mind 
rambled illogically around the superfices of history, and dis 
covered, without effort, that he was no worse than this politician, 
or that soldier, or yonder speculator. We grew upon wonder 
fully apologetic terms towards everybody in that enlivening 
atmosphere, and every conviction slipped away as if it were an 
unfounded prejudice now for the first time exposed and discarded. 
Such are the heights, such the atmosphere when we forswear 
our vows, and take merit upon ourselves, at the moment, for so 
doing. 

" Come over to the club house, and I'll introduce you," said 
my friend, the editor. u I know him right well." 

The club house was now all full of light, half emitted from its 
carefully-closed window-sashes, but streaming ruddily and wel 
coming from the open door. Two gaudy lamps on the gate-posts 
blazed red and white. 

"I never played faro, or bet a dollar in my life." 

" If he sees you betting anything there, he'll put you out. He 
never allows us to play. There will be no hints of any kind." 

" Come on ! It's part of experience." 

Suppose I had been a man with a pocket full of money, what 
might have that experience cost me ! 



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" These gate lamps," said my conductor, " were presents from 
Bill Tweed, of New York. Tweed is the Grand Sachem of Tarn- 
many Hall. The cottage of itself cost sixty thousand dollars, 
and Chamberlain claims that the whole affair cost him $90,000." 

We had now passed through a wide-open gate, always closed 
by day, into a very large level lawn, inclosing perhaps fifty acres, 
the only buildings whereon were the club house, an ice-house 
just beneath it, and a stable two rods further away ; both ice 
house and stable were roofed with variegated slate and hand 
somely capped with golden vanes and rods. 

The club house itself was of a pale yellow color frame, and 
three stories high ; the upper story in a tipped Mansard roof of 
beautiful inlaid slate, and the whole was tipped with a gilded 
balustrade of peculiar iron work. A piazza surrounded the first 
story of the house, of a light and beautiful construction green 
trellis-work below, the columns painted red, with gilt Corinthian 
capitals, and the balustrade above was also yellow and gilt. 
There was but one entrance, and that a grand one, with a drive 
meandering up to it. ,The whole edifice was a gem of carpentry, 
standing high and gracefully, and I guessed its proportions to 
be eighty feet square. It is the noblest cottage on Long Branch, 
and but one or two pretend to cope with it. 

As the sound of our feet rang on the steps, three or four per 
sons appeared, well dressed, and I thought one of them, a negro, 
wore white gloves. There were plausible invitations all around 
of " Good evening, gentlemen. Walk in, gentlemen." 

We passed into an elegant house, rather extravagantly be 
decked with mirrors, and yet upholstered in places with as much 
taste as cost. Copious supplies of gas filled the many softly 
enameled globes of the chandeliers, and these lights were repro 
duced in the mirrors ; while yet the rich carpets were of subdued 
patterns, and the wall paper would have done credit to an edu 
cated lady's eye. The furniture was as unique and solid as the 
workmanship of the day can afford. The time has gone by 
when we can describe a master gambler by his gaudy surround 
ings. The arts find no better patrons in our time than successful 
gamblers. The tenderest, neatest palaces they build, and are at 
Hamburg, Saratoga, Baden-Baden, and Long Branch. Splits 
and trumps are sovereigns. 

I am going to tell what I thought about this place at the mo- 



200 "WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

ment, and not draw morals in advance. Being in a man's own 
house, and being welcomed, I could do no worse than be polite, 
and I looked about me with something, perhaps, of Aladdin's 
sensation, when he first struck his lamp and saw the illuminated 
caverns of the genii. It was sumptuous, and by its elegance in 
spired respect. Room opened into room, so that there were three 
or four apartments into one, all brilliantly lighted, and nothing 
offended the eye except the instruments that had reared this 
structure and furnished it the green tables. Behind a plain table 
in the first room sat a man, and at his left elbow were piled up 
round ivory checks, red and white. In the second room a long 
handsome piece of furniture, with carved legs, reached along 
the wide side of the wall, a man behind it, and in the middle 
of the table a brass wheel was sunken into the baize, and 
around the brass were numbers and colors in circles, and on 
the verge of the table were various other plots, patterns, handles, 
and so forth, betokening different means of wagering money. , 

Opposite this infernal machine was a third table and a man 
behind it, and the engraved copy of a whole pack of cards was 
enameled into the table, while at the man's elbow were piles of 
ivory checks. This I knew to be the faro-bank, and a silver box 
was standing upon it, the dealing-box. All the men were neatly 
dressed, and they all said, 

"Good evening, gentlemen." 

" Where is John?" said the editor. 

"He was here just now. Perhaps he has gone over to the 
hotel. Will you walk in and take some supper f " 

As we paused, irresolutely, there were cries of " Here is Mr. 
Chamberlain ; here he is ! " 

The man I had seen at the hotel walked in and addressed my 
friend in a hearty way, and at once led the way to the supper- 
room. 

"Take seats," lie said; "here is about everything frogs, 
woodcock, quails, robins, trout, soft-shell crabs, and terrapins. 
William, some wine." 

A black man, of deferential manners, gave me a plate of frogs 
and robins, and filled a glass with such wine that all previous 
vintages of my acquaintance seemed mere cider to it. The table 
was epicurean in every part, and at the head of it, next to the 
host, was a beefsteak which seemed to be a tenderloin cut from 
a megatherium, so large and juicy was it. 



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"Do you set such a table every night, John?" 

"All day and all night; I like to see my friends eat. My 'cook 
is the best that money can hire." 

A tall, bald-headed, affable man, also a gamester, belonging to 
the place, drew up to the table, and took a piece of woodcock. 
He said that all Morrissey's furniture at Saratoga was made in 
Grand street, New York, while John bought every article he pos 
sessed in Paris. The John named last here turned to me and 
said he would be happy to drive me out to the track any morn 
ing I wanted to go. 

Chamberlain was a good-looking man under forty years of 
age, with the blackest eye one can see in a man's head, large, 
piercing, and animal-like, and at once beautiful and dangerous. 
His forehead was good, and with large developments over the 
eyebrows, so strong that I was not mistaken to see some in 
stances of a wonderful memory, so necessary to a gamester. The 
lower part of his face and nose were coarser, and his moustache 
appeared to be dyed, while his hair was glossy black as the 
crow's wing. He had a laughing manner, a good smile, and in 
his features the gentleman and the outlaw were blended. 
His shoulders were broad and square, and his frame was over- 
powerful, and he stood upon his feet in that posture approach 
ing bow-leggedness. which is natural in the sporting man and 
the sparrer. Withal, he looked his part, a man of wild in 
stincts stricken with a commercial ambition, and erecting his 
vices into a business interest ; a young man, still unmarried, but 
consoling himself with the temporary possession of one of the 
most voluptuous actresses in America ; dearly paid for, and fickle 
as dear, his very prosperity was pitiful ; never to know the truth 
and consolation of home, to be an askant study for his guests, 
and to be always considered at his worst ; to feel, perhaps, that 
his winnings could bring him no blessings ; to look around, up 
on the teeming, struggling world, and know that in considering 
their species, they never include him ; to catch their eye as he 
rode by, and feel that the words they felt were, "bloody gam 
bler." Then, that occasional cough, which seemed to hurt him, 
and I noticed, with sympathy, that the negro always got behind 
him solicitously, when he coughed so, and looked down upon 
Chamberlain like his own prodigal son and master. 

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202 WANDERIXGS OF A VAGABOND. 

described the house. There was his famed side-board, made en 
tirely of iulaid wood, costing $1,200. The upholstery of his tall- 
backed chairs was praised, and the lateness of the season advert 
ed to. As we passed through ths main gambling saloon, an 
appearance of wild delight was manifested by every one of the 
three employes ; the roulette man spun his ball as if he was 
playing with a ghost that "bucked" opposite; the faro man 
drew off the top card and gravely "coppered" the ace all by 
himself; the third man spun a round check at something invisi 
ble, and looked alive to business. If these were temptations to 
play, I put them by, saying: "It would take a man as dumb as 
myself two years to understand these things." " Take my ad 
vice," said Chamberlain, "and never learn; I am too old to for 
get them." 

We took an omnibus at the door, and the host, calling, "Pete, 
come with me," jumped in with us, saying he had a visit to make 
down the beach drive. 

"Master Johnny, is you going off in de night air, widout 
yo' ovacoat?" 

He put it over the gamester's shoulders, as if he were his 
fragile and best beloved daughter. What would American life 
be without the negro's loyalty ? 

Gentle reader, if you have learned anything regarding the 
magnificence and gorgeous fitting up of our aristocratic skin- 
niug-houses, and the sumptuous manner in which they entertain 
their guests, from the foregoing description of Johnny Chamber 
lain and his fashionable "Maison de Jeu," at Long Branch, 
given us by that ethical blatherskite of a reporter, I am satisfied 
for the present. For the insertion of that article in the " Chi 
cago Times, 1 ' and its subsequent transplanting to the " St. Louis 
Democrat," Johnny disbursed at least the round sum of $150, if 
not $200. 

His description of the personnel of Johnny Chamberlain is very 
good, as is also that of his club house at Long Branch. The 
statement that he is unmarried is incorrect. He is married, 
and also indulges in the aforementioned voluptuous looking mis 
tress. That dangerous cough, which so deeply aroused the 
sympathies of our blatherskite reporter, is all a humbug ; Cham 
berlain has the constitution of an ox, and, I will venture to say, 



SCENES AT LONG BRANCH. 203 

has not the remotest idea that any one will plant him for many 
years to come. After a hard night's debauch, many men are 
troubled with a cough, and such, no doubt, was the origin of the 
one with which Johnny was troubled when our veracious in 
formant pretends he first made his acquaintance that learned 
pundit, who informs us the "splits and trumps" are sovereigns. 

"But who is Johnny Chamberlain?" methinks I hear the 
uninitiated reader inquire. "What is the reason of his wonderful 
success in his profession ? " 

Gentle reader ! it is to his indomitable energy, brazen impu 
dence, and a two-card faro-box. His first appearance in public 
life was made as bar-tender on one of the numerous steamboats 
running from the port of St. Louis. While in this capacity, he 
learned the rudiments of short card sharping from those thieves, 
some of whom never failed to travel on every river steamer, 
and made himself useful to them in their search for suckers. 
He assisted them in making up their games from among the 
passengers, and then rung in their marked cards for them, 
keeping them in his bar until wanted for use. As he became 
farther advanced, he insisted on an equal share of the spoils, 
and exacted the same from all three-card-monte throwers who 
came aboard his boat to ply their calling. He followed up this 
business successfully for three or four years, and, being thrifty, 
accumulated a considerable capital, and in the meantime ob 
tained an insight into the immense profits to be derived from 
roping suckers to brace games. Being gifted with a happy fac 
ulty of commending himself to strangers, and a willingness to 
spend his money freely whenever he thought he could make 
ten dollars for one by so doing, and being well acquainted with 
all the haunts of pleasure and vice in the City of St. Louis, he 
made a capital "roper-in" for a two-card box establishment. In 
his mind's eye, he marked out each passenger on the boat, dur 
ing her trip to St. Louis, whom he thought likely to prove a 
profitable subject to him, and, after showing him the "sights" 
of the city, would bring him up standing before a "brace game," 
have him robbed, and afterwards receive half the plunder. 

Johnny Chamberlain shortly became known amongst sharpers, 
as the best "roper-in" in the city of St. Louis, and, in fact, the 
best in all the West. Partly through the inducements of these, 
but probably much more through ' his own knowledge of the 



204 "WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

profits and advantages of a skiuning-house, he threw up steam- 
boating, and opened one of these establishments for himself. He 
was obliged to take with him an operator, because he was totally 
unable to exercise a two-card box himself; nor do I believe he 
can cheat at any of the games played for niorey. Even could he 
do so, his functions were on the outside, to iure customers into 
his den. This business he diligently followed up, until the spring 
of 1864, having increased his store of wealth thereby, up to forty 
thousand dollars, and by his audacity and energy as a roper, 
gained the envy of all the sharpers throughout the West. Mean 
while, however, he had become pretty well played out in St. 
Louis; so much so, in fact, that any " brace dealer," having any 
respect for his future bread and butter, would not be seen with 
him in public. Johnny was now desirous of taking the money he 
had accumulated with him to New York, and there opening an 
aristocratic skinning-house. Heretofore, he had mixed only 
among second-class sharpers; he was now anxious to be ranked 
in the first division of that honorable fraternity, and more es 
pecially among those of New York city, where a wider field was 
open for the exercise of his talents, and a higher goal within 
reach of his unbounded ambition. To accomplish his desire, it 
was necessary to have the countenance of some first-class sharper. 
It must be understood that not even the Brahmins themselves, 
nor those of England's aristocracy who claim their descent from 
the heroes of the field of Hastings, are greater sticklers for caste, 
than the American sharper. Powerful as is money and its in 
fluence is not less among this than other classes of mankind 
it has in many cases failed in launching the keeper of a 
second-class skinning-house within that magic cordon which 
separates them from those of their tribe who have never been 
interested in any but a first-class house of the sort. Johnny 
found the individual he was seeking, in the person of a worthy 
gentleman from the blue-grass country in Kentucky, who, for 
many years previous to the rebellion, was principal proprietor of 
one of the most fashionable of these places in the city of New 
Orleans. When Gen. Butler was placed in command, after the 
capture of the city by the Federal forces, he allowed no card- 
sharping within his dominions, in consequence of which, the aris 
tocratic skinuing-house at No. 4 Carondolet street, belonging to 
Mr. McGrath, was closed. When Gen. Butler was superseded hi 



SCENES AT LONG BEANCH. 205 

command of the city, Mr. McGrath left his home in the blue- 
grass country, and went again to New Orleans, with the inten 
tion of again opening his house there; but his first attempt at 
doing so caused his arrest and incarceration in the parish prison, 
where he was kept for more than a year by the Federal authori 
ties. On regaining his liberty, he made the best of his way to St. 
Louis, where he arrived without a dollar. Being one of the best 
ropers in the country, and a man of distinguished parts in a 
fashionable skinning-house, which means that he could black 
guard his victims into playing whether they wished to or not, 
besides being acquainted with many of the Border States men, 
who had flocked to New York to speculate in gold and stocks, 
McGrath was the "open sesame" that Johnny Chamberlain re 
quired. Together they started for New York, where they arrived 
in the winter of 1864. They soon discovered that, to obtain a 
desirable house in a suitable location, and fit it up, and furnish it 
in a manner fit to enable them to hold their own among first- 
class establishments of the sort, would require more money than 
Chamberlain could command. McGrath now induced two of the 
wealthiest sharpers in New York to enter into partnership with 
them. They bought a splendid residence near the Fifth Avenue 
Hotel, and fitted it up in so gorgeous and magnificent a style, 
that its equal had never been seen in the city, and I doubt if in 
any other. It is said that the furnishing and fitting up alone 
cost over sixty thousand dollars. It is reported that, within four 
months after the opening of the house, it made within the neigh 
borhood of a million of dollars, and it is more than probable that 
such was the case. Among its patrons were wealthy contractors, 
high city officials, stock-brokers, and other speculators, many ol 
whom were making their thousands per day in the exciting 
period of speculation, and some of them at a single sitting drop 
ped against the two-card boxes of Chamberlain & Co. as high 
as fifty thousand dollars. 

The firm did not get along harmoniously together, and a dis 
solution took place. McGrath and Chamberlain withdrew from 
it and the former returned to the blue-grass country in Kentucky, 
where he invested his money in a large stock farm. Johnny now 
opened an establishment on his own hook, fitting it up in the 
most extravagant style. This place, for which be paid an annual 
rent of $8,000, was located on Twenty-fourth Street, near Broad-* 



206 WANDERINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

way, one of the most fashionable localities in the city. The 
monthly expenses of running this establishment averaged $4,000. 
On every night, except Sunday, a table might be found there, 
which, for the rarity, diversity, and choiceness of its viands, 
wines, and liquors, the elegance of its appearance, and the 
excellence of its cuisine, could not be surpassed by any in the 
world. This luxurious establishment and its recherche en 
tertainments were kept up on the strength of a two-card box. 
The best any one ever yet received there was two cards, or "fif 
ty-four/' and he must be a very suspicious individual, indeed, 
who received as good. On opening his house he had to contend 
against the envy, and in many cases with the open enmity, of 
the proprietors of first-class " skinning-houses," who were jeal 
ous of him, and who used every effort and underhand method 
they could devise to prevent his success. But his indomitable 
energy and assurance overcame all obstacles and won the day. 
The proprietors and clerks of the principal hotels in the vicinity 
of his place were nearly all ropers-in for it, the majority without 
having the remotest idea of its character. He commended him 
self to the favor of many of the highest of the city officials, and 
his house became their resort, where the finest of wines and the 
choicest of luxurious feeding awaited them, with the hospitable 
smile of Johnny for a welcome. Beyond this, he has no enter 
taining qualities, for he is as ignorant as an ass of everything 
outside of his business. He is, however, wise enough to know 
when to hold his tongue, when to smile, and at whose jokes to 
laugh, and at a single glance can tell a " blood " from a " gray- 
back." 

All his tribe, whenever they have established a foothold, their 
great desire is to gain a position on the turf, either by owning a 
stable of racers or having an interest in some race-course. It 
gives to them the aroma of respectability, and throws them into 
the company of wealthy persons whom they can rope into their 
" skinning dens," and there rob them. Johnny was by no means 
false to his order. He got up a racing association and opened a 
magnificent race-course at Long Branch, which is unsurpassed 
by anything of the sort in the country, and has proven itself a 
great success. 

A year or so before he opened this course, he fitted up his 
magnificent " Maison de Jeu " at the Branch, which has been so 



SECOND-CLASS SKTNNING-HOUSES. 207 

graphically described by our friend, the reporter. The season of 
its opening it cleared $60,000, and in no season since has it 
cleared less than $30,000. His friend, Henry P. McGrath, is 
again with him in this house, and comes, to rope-in for it, every 
season, from Kentucky. In addition to his other extravagances, 
Johnny keeps a steam yacht, in order that he may indulge his 
patrons with a sail down the bay, if they desire it, or take them 
on a fishing excursion, or clam-bake, whenever they fancy such 
a relaxation. Verily, reader, what do you think now of " splits 
and trumps being sovereigns"? 



CHAPTER XIX. 

SECOND-CLASS " SKINNING-HOTJSES " 

Are not generally fitted up and furnished in the gorgeous and 
magnificent style of those just described. Still, in New York, 
Philadelphia, and Washington, there are some splendidly deco 
rated establishments of this kind. None of these, however, en 
tertain their guests to suppers or refreshments of any kind, with 
the exception of liquors. Some of them, it is true, have tables 
set out and arranged handsomely, but they are only a sham, 
and no food is set upon them unless some extra fat customers are 
in one of the dens, giving up their money freely to a two-card 
box. In such a case a supper is ordered from some neighboring 
restaurant, and the verdant guests are fed and wined sumptuous 
ly ; or it may sometimes happen that an important roper, having 
his eye on one or more fat " gulls," may desire to invite them 
round to the club to sup with him. In such a case a supper is 
duly ordered from the restaurant for the expected guests. But 
the only capital required to start a second-class skinning-house, 
or, as they are more generally termed a " brace game," is suffi 
cient money to hire a room, put in a faro-table, a side-board, a 
dozen or two of chairs, and a carpet ; but the latter luxury is 
sometimes dispensed with. The "brace " dealer needs not one 
dollar after he is ready to open his game. His rounds, two-card 
box, and case-keeper, is all the stock the bank requires. If some 
of these sharpers fit up and furnish their "brace" rooms on a 



208 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

grander scale than others, it is only to give to them a more re 
spectable appearance. The " personnel" of a brace game 
consists of an "artist," a case-keeper, three or four "cap 
pers," and some steerers or ropers ; the last two of which fre 
quently exchange roles, or act in either, as the case may require. 

The head of this delectable concern is the master-sharper who 
furnishes the money for fitting up the room. He is generally a 
superior roper, and spends the greater portion of his time hang 
ing about hotels, coffee-houses, billiard-rooms, and other public 
places, hunting up "suckers" for the purpose of decoying them 
to his den to be robbed. Next to him comes the " artist," whose 
duty it is to be at all times in the house, ready to operate on any 
"sucker" who may drop in accidentally, or be roped in by the 
attaches of the establishment. 

The case-keeper isaman who keeps the case-box, and whenever 
the "artist" takes two cards, secretly marks it up. I shall here 
describe his duties, which stand second to those required of the 
"artist." Each card, as it is run off from the dealing-box, is 
marked by the case-keeper. Suppose two cards are "taken" 
as one, the top one only being visible ; the result would be, un 
less there were some means of letting the case-keeper know 
what the card was, he could not mark it; consequently the 
swindle would be detected at the end of the deal. But the 
"artist" is equal to this emergency. On the lower right hand end 
of the losing cards, as the pack lies before the dealer in the box, 
the denomination is indicated by a dot precisely the same as I 
have described the dots in rounds on the winning cards. When 
the "artist" finds it necessary to pull two cards from the box at 
once, he does not know, before doing so, the name of the buried 
card. The moment the cards are dropped on the pile, the under 
card, being a trifle longer than that above it, reveals its name 
to the dealer by the dot on its corner. By a system of telegraph 
ing, as laying one finger on the end of the box, or on its middle, 
or one at each end, or two fingers in various positions, he lets 
the case-keeper know the name of it, who quietly slips up the 
button while the eyes of the "suckers" are elsewhere. 

"Ropers" or "steerers," and "cappers," as I said before, 
occupy interchangeable positions. A roper is a man who 
operates outside, and fishes for " suckers." His business is to 
capture some verdant individual, and decoy him to the "brace 



SECOND-CLASS SKINNING-HOUSES. 209 

rooms." In ninety-nine cases out of every hundred, steerers 
and cappers for ''brace games" are the most disreputable 
loafers in existence. They are men devoid of decency, honor, 
or a single redeeming quality. They are nearly always dead 
broke, and are so mean as to be despised by the proprietors of 
the "brace games," which they serve, and their "artists." 
During the day, they haunt bar saloons, billiard-halls, street 
corners, and low brothels. Many of them belong to the class 
described as "hangers-on" of the rougher class of gambling- 
rooms; and of all human beings, none are lower, meaner, or more 
contemptible. Occasionally, however, are to be found among 
them, men of good appearance, affable manners, capable of 
commending themselves to strangers, and these are the valuable 
decoys for "brace games." The "steerer" is perpetually on 1 
the look-out for verdant people who possess money. He frequents 
theatres, hotels, coffee-houses and other public places, for that 
purpose, and if he can find one whom he regards as a promising 
subject, he will use every endeavor to make his acquaintance. 
Frequently a game of billiards is proposed, and during its pro 
gress the acquaintance of the " sucker" is assiduously cultivated. 
The fifteen-ball pool -tables are favorite angling places for these 
gentry, and it is a rare thing to be about one without seeing a 
steerer engaged in play with some country merchant or other 
verdant fool with more money than brains, and who has conse 
quently allowed the former fact to leak out. 

When the " steerer" thinks matters are ripe for it, he carelessly 
remarks to his victim, "Well, I must quit; I've got to go around 
to the club house. I made a pretty good winning there last 
night, and they want a chance to get even." 

The "sucker," having probably by this time imbibed liquor 
sufficient to make him feel a trifle reckless, and the remark 
about the winning having somewhat excited his cupidity and 
curiosity, he inquires, ''What club house?" 

" Oh," returns the steerer, " it's a place where a few gentlemen 
and board of trade men meet every evening, to have a little 
game." 

The " sucker" thinks, where board of trade men and gentle 
men meet must be all right, consequently he is all ready to 
answer affirmatively when the steerer says, "Won't you walk 
around ? JThey have some mighty fine brandy there. You 



210 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

needn't play. Let's go around and have a good drink of liquor, 
anyhow." 

The victim thinks it looks all right. He'll go and see the 
elephant and get a drink; he needn't play, of course, unless he 
wishes. And so he accompanies the steerer to the " brace room." 

Let us now take a peep into the brace room, while the steerer 
and his victim are on their way to it. The room is brilliantly 
lighted up. The "artist" sits behind the table, mechanically 
shuffling, cutting, and butting in, a pack of cards. 

Scattered about the room, in various attitudes, are some 
half-dozeu or more men one or two of whom are asleep on the 
sofas and several others playing casino, cribbage, or some game 
of the sort. The principal subjects under discussion are the 
"merits of this or that prostitute, or perhaps one relates, hi 
choice slang, garnished' with an occasional oath, his exploits of 
the evening previous, and informs the company how much I win, 
never in any case using the word in a past tense. Possibly the 
conversation turns on the excellencies of this or that dealer, the 
exploits of trotting-horses, or any kindred subject. Their lan 
guage is always slangy, indecent, and blasphemous. Presently 
there is a ring at the door-bell. The negro servant answers it, 
and one of the steerers enters alone, his single ring at the bell 
indicating that he had no victim. 

After a moment or two the bell is again rung twice in rapid 
succession. Presto! In an instant everything is changed. 
The " artist" slides his cards into the box. The cappers gather 
round the table. Stacks of checks are passed to each of them, 
bets are put on the cards, the deal has begun; when enter the 
" steerer" from the billiard room, and his gull. " The gentlemen 
and board of trade men" are deeply engaged in playing. 

The steerer takes a stack of checks and commences to play, 
while the sucker sits down behind him to watch the game. The 
former wins, of course. The cupidity of his victim is excited; he 
readily sees into the game if he did not before understand it, and 
begins to be anxious to win himself. The dealer grumbles 
occasionally about its being a bad night for the bank, and affirms, 
with an oath, that everybody's beating him. Some "capper" 
relates how a man went into some bank this afternoon with a 
$5 bill and broke the concern, carrying off about $2,500. A 
drink or two having been by this time administered to the 



SECOND-CLASS SKINNING-HOUSES. . 211 

"sucker," he is quite ready to acquiesce, when his "friend," 
the "steerer," passing over to him a stack of checks, addresses 
him with, "Here's ten dollars 7 worth of chips; put in another ten 
with it, and we'll try our luck together, by jingo ! We'll go 
halves, win or lose." 

The proposition is apparently a fair enough one. He puts in 
his $10 and loses. He puts in then another $10 to retrieve his 
first, and again loses, and continues to do so until he is cleaned 
out. When this is accomplished the " cappers" gradually with 
draw, and the game breaks up. 

A dozen of suckers may be playing at the same time, under 
the guidance of as many different steerers. A competent artist 
will manage that number as easily as one. 

The game being ended, the steerer leaves the house with his 
fleeced victim, and, when he has shaken him off, which he does 
as soon as possible, he returns to the den for his division of the 
spoils. Ten per cent, goes to the case-keeper, forty-five per 
cent, goes to the bank, and forty-five per cent, to the "steerer," 
who brought the victim. 

This is the division made, unless the "sucker" happens to be 
some influential person, and fleeced while drunk, and who, when 
sober, will " squeal " for his money. In such a case, the bank re 
tains all the money for a few days, until they see what the victim 
intends to do. If he remains quiet, it is divided; if he " squeals,'' 
or threatens them with the law to get it back, it is returned to 
him, either in part or the whole, as he can be induced to settle. 

The forty-five per cent, which goes to the house belongs to the 
proprietor; out of which he gives his "artist" his share, after 
the expenses of the establishment are paid. |This worthy gets 
generally about twenty-five per cent, in second-class skinniug- 
houses. The cappers get only whatever the bank chooses to give 
them, three or four dollars each, according to the length of 
time they were employed, and that only in a long game with 
heavy winnings. 

All second-class skinning-houses use nothing but rounds and 
strippers. Not one of their proprietors would bank a game 
dealt by the best "fifty-four" player in the country. He might 
lose, and nothing could have a more disastrous effect on the 
internal economy of the keeper of a second-class skinning-house. 
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212 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

"steerer," after ten per cent, has been deducted for the case- 
keeper, from the full amount fleeced from the vcitim. These 
houses are conducted on the same principle as when first estab 
lished, thirty years ago, except they are furnished more gorgeously 
and the keepers of them have now less fear of intrusion from the 
police than formerly. They have discovered the strength of 
political influence, and themselves and their satellites generally 
vote in a body for such magistrates as they think likeliest to 
favor their thieving operations. It would be impossible to give 
anything like a correct estimate of the number of places of this 
sort at present in this country. Before the close of our civil war, 
it is possible that, throughout the country, as many as two 
hundred established robbing dens of this sort were in operation 
throughout the land, including both North and South; but at 
the present time probably not more than one hundred could be 
found. They increase and decrease according to the times, and 
more particularly with the amount of money in circulation. They 
are located exclusively in our large commercial cities. Small 
towns will not support a skinning game ; but there are points of 
transient visits, whenever the sharpers learn of a place where 
any fat subjects may be found, that may be robbed with a two- 
card box. It is possible that the city of New York contains fif 
teen established second-class skinning-houses, that do not set 
suppers, and that do play for "roped games. 1 ' These are located 
on Broadway or on the cross-streets not far from it, and always 
within a short distance of the first-class hotels. Philadelphia 
supports from four to six of these delectable institutions; Balti 
more one or two ; Boston, two or three; Washington City, during a 
session of Congress, from four to five ; Richmond, two or three ; 
Charleston, during the winter season, one ; Savannah, two or three; 
Augusta, two; Atlanta, two; Montgomery, one; Mobile, four; 
New Orleans, from three to five ; Memphis, two or three ; Nash 
ville, one or two; Louisville, four or five; Cincinnati, two or three; 
Indianapolis, generally two; St. Louis, from three to four; Chica 
go, about the same; Kansas City, two or more; Leaveuworth, 
one; Omaha, one; St. Joseph, one; Denver, one or two; St. Paul, 
the same; Pittsburgh, Toledo, Columbus, Cleveland, Buffalo, 
Rochester, Syracuse, Saratoga, Albany, Providence, and other 
cities of the same size, have at least one " brace-house " each, and 
sometimes more, which depends on the moneyed u suckers " either 



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living or transiently stopping in them. Nearly every capital seat 
in the country can boast of at least one brace-house, during the 
session of the legislature. 

The Pacific slope has been free from these nuisances during 
the last ten years, so also have the principal towns in our terri 
tories. This has been entirely due to the determined hostility 
shown towards the sharpers and their practices, by the gamblers 
resident in those places. 

During the building of the Pacific Railroad, the sharpers 
followed it up step by step, from Omaha to Salt Lake City, and 
beyond, and in every mushroom town that sprung up along the 
route, like Jonah's gourd, in a night they built gambling-houses 
in which could be found nothing but thieving games. At one 
time, along the line of this road, at least three hundred sharpers 
were operating, with their ropers, cappers, and other stand-byes, 
all of whom were engaged in conducting such games or frauds 
as waxed card monte, snapper roulettes, marked cards "vingt- 
et-un," red and black lottery, and three-card rnonte. On all 
the railroads building at this time, or that will be commenced 
west of the Missouri and Mississippi rivers, are or will be found 
these pests of society, practicing their swindling arts on the un 
wary, and they will not cease to do so, until the legislatures pass 
severe laws for the purpose of punishing, as they deserve, frauds 
at gambling. 

PATENT DEALERS OR ARTISTS. 

Of the different methods of cheating at faro, none have been 
invented by sharpers, or even gamblers, but have principally 
emanated from the brains of mechanics. The fruits of their 
genius were eagerly seized upon by the sharper, the price paid 
being generally the furnishing of capital to test the new work, 
and division of the profits with the inventor, if successful. 

The first requisite was a suitable person to work the invention. 
The inventor might create, and the sharper might fully under 
stand the value of his production, and where it might be made 
most profitable ; but neither were able to execute the necessary 
maneuvers, even on the most verdant player, not to mention a 
party of suspicious gamblers. At least no instance of the kind 
has ever fallen under my observation. There is scarcely to be 
found at the present time, a single keeper of a first or second- 



214 WANDERINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

class skinning-house, who can manipulate a two-card box, or, in 
fact, any of those tricks at faro, which are constantly in use 
there. These operators, or "artists," as they are termed, are, as 
a general thing, young men, some but little better than boys, 
but averaging from eighteen to twenty-five, who have been 
picked up and educated by master sharpers for this purpose. 
They are trained with the greatest care, until they are made 
perfect hi the role required of them, and which they must play 
before an observing, and perhaps suspicious audience. The 
least lack of skill, the slightest want of confidence in themselves, 
or the most trifling mistake, would be certain to lead to the de 
tection of the fraud. Plenty of men have learned the science of 
pulling two cards, shuffling, stripping, and stocking a trimmed 
pack to perfection, and can do it in an unexceptionable man 
ner before those of their own ilk, but place them before even 
the most verdant, who are to be taken in by the maneuver, and 
they lose all confidence in themselves, and are totally unable to 
operate upon them. It requires years of constant practice for 
the most of men to become accomplished brace dealers. Occa 
sionally, one reaches pre-eminence in his profession, in a year or 
so, but such is not often the case. Whenever one becomes 
more than commonly skillful, his fame soon spreads among those 
of his tribe, and he is eagerly sought after by the master-sharp 
ers throughout the land. 

The "artists" are generally taken from among the cappers, or 
case-keepers, if any of them show aptitude for the profession. 
At first these individuals demanded half the plunder, but as 
their numbers increased, their interest in the games they dealt 
gradually became smaller. They receive at the present time in 
second-class houses, from one-third to one-fourth of the profits, 
and in first-class houses, ten to fifteen per cent. In some aris 
tocratic establishments, as for instance that of Chamberlain, at 
No. 8 Twenty-fifth street, and at Saratoga, they receive a fixed 
salary of $75 per week with board and lodging. The increase in 
the number of these dealers, and the decrease in the number of 
houses of this sort since the war, has induced the boss- sharpers 
to take advantage of their artists in this respect, or, in other 
words, has compelled them to "steal" for wages. 

These persons, or very few of them, outside their brace-deal 
ing ability, have never shown any skill as card-players, and very 



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little or no business capacity. Were they thrifty, they might 
be masters, instead of slaves in their profession ; because their 
money could purchase them an equal interest in the frauds 
which they operate ; but they are not. Money is a burden to 
them, and if they possess it, they are restless until they play it 
off against faro, or lose it in betting on horse-racing, or spend it 
extravagantly on themselves or abandoned women. They take 
no thought for the morrow, but literally leave it to take heed for 
the things of itself. Of the many who have sprung up since the 
invention of brace-dealing, not a dozen out of the number have 
had forethought enough to secure to themselves a home, or* any 
provision against a rainy day ; though among them are but few 
that might not have accumulated a handsome competency. 
When impoverished and out of employ, which, with them, are 
synonymous terms, they are the most miserable creatures on the 
face of the earth. 

ROPERS AXD CAPPERS OF ARISTOCRATIC SETfTNTN-G-HOUSES. 

These houses, as I have already mentioned, are always loca 
ted in large cities, or crowded watering-places. At one time, 
during the war, New York supported as many as ten, and now 
can boast of four. Washington has every winter, up to 1870, 
supported from four to five, but the scarcity of moneyed suckers 
has induced them to sell out, and abandon the place in disgust, 
and ''Ichabod" may now be written above their former gran 
deur. They are generally temporarily opened at the State 
capitals during sessions of the legislature, for the accommodation 
of such wealthy law-makers as desire to make or renew the ac 
quaintance of the "tiger." Immediately after the war, three 
were furnished and fitted up in New Orleans, in the most gor 
geous style, by some enterprising spirits who bore in mind the 
lavish manner in which wealthy merchants and planters had 
formerly dropped their money on the green tables, but these 
were now impoverished, and the sharpers soon discovered that 
a single house was all that city would support. Previous to the 
war, Charleston was every winter blessed with a magnificently 
appointed skinning-house, but since that little "unpleasantness," 
the sharping gentry have found but thin grazing there, and 
have abandoned it entirely. Savannah still supports a fashiona- 



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ble den, which is considered one of the best paying institutions 
of the sort in the country. 

For more than thirty years, Saratoga has supported a highly 
aristocratic Maison de Jeu of this species. During the war, as 
many as three flourished here, but the business is at present 
conducted by a party of sharpers who have monopolized every 
thing in their line, to the utter exclusion of their brethren, and 
who have there built and furnished one of the most magnificent 
of these houses to be found in the world. 

Of their artists and cappers, the former are paid from $40 to 
$79* per week, and the latter, as is everywhere customary, are 
dependent on the generosity of the bankers. 

Newport has enjoyed for thirty years a skinning-house, which, 
if reports are true, has been a very profitable one to its owners. 
One of its principals, James Watson, died a short time since, 
leaving an estate worth about $250,000. 

It is only since the commencement of our civil war that a first- 
class house of this sort has been fitted up at Cape May, but 
every season the place was visited by nomadic sharpers from the 
large cities, who operated in their rooms at the hotels. But a 
party of prominent Philadelphia sharpers, seeing how popular 
the place was becoming as a summer resort, and the numbers 
who flock there during that season, at once divined how advan 
tageous a business might be done there, and bought and magnif 
icently furnished a residence for that purpose, where they 
entertain sumptuously such members of the moneyocracy as 
call upon them, for which they collect their score, with a two- 
card box. 

Every aristocratic skinning-house has its aristocratic loafers to 
"cap" its games, who, from time to time, receive the acknow 
ledgments of the proprietors, in the shape of a five or ten dollar 
bill. Occasionally, when employed for a long time, and the bank 
has made an unusually large stake, even twenty or twenty-five 
dollars may be given to each of them. As the case-keeper stands 
a grade higher, in these mansions, he is more munificently paid 
than these gentlemen ; but in most houses he is entirely depend 
ent on the generosity of his employer. In some, however, he 
receives a regular salary, as those houses I have mentioned in 
New York and Saratoga. The case -keepers and cappers are 
usually changed as often as once every month, in order that their 



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continual presence about the game may not excite suspicion 
among its habitues. Aside from the proprietor of these brace 
games, their ropers are often lawyers, doctors, brokers, horse- 
dealers, merchants of all descriptions, hotel and coffee-house 
proprietors, and others engaged in public life, all of whom have 
undergone the ordeal of a two-card box before becoming such. 
These immaculate gentlemen are careful of their reputation, 
and allow none, except the proprietor of the house for which 
they are operating, to suspect their true calling. They seldom 
meddle with any, except those dupes who have their thousands 
ready and willing to hand over to a two-card box, and such as 
are certain to make no loud complaints after their losses. This 
class of fastidious ropers only introduce their victims to the dens, 
though they may, on some occasions, cap the game, by way of 
encouragement to their dupes to play. Half a dozen of these 
may meet in one of these houses, each with his "gull," without 
having the remotest suspicion of each other's calling. 

The next on the list is the practical roper. He is a man who 
has been well raised and who moves in good society, and has an 
extensive acquaintance among business men, and men of wealth 
generally. He bets on races and on short games of cards with 
amateurs. He is fond of display, liberal with his money, of 
agreeable manners and easy address, and has such other ac 
complishments as will easily entrap men devoted to play or 
pleasure, and well calculated for seducing those who have no 
very particular leaning towards either. 

When this class of ropers get on the scent of a victim, they are 
as untiring as a bloodhound. Should his standing at home not 
admit of his entering a gambling-house, your practical roper will 
follow his prey thousands of miles, if necessary, in order to land 
him inside some skinning den at last. 

It is absolutely necessary that the proprietor of these houses 
should be widely known as a No. 1 sporting man, be the keeper 
of a fashionable club house, where he gives recherche suppers 
and the finest brands of liquors and cigars to his guests. The 
more widely himself and club house are known, the more profit 
able will be his business. It is vital to him, then, to cultivate the 
acquaintance of all who can in any respect benefit his house. In 
it may be found officials, from aldermen to senators, and all 
other grades who have the one thing here requisite the almighty 



218 WANDEKINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

dollar and are willing to surrender it insufficiently large quan 
tities to the irresistible fascinations of the two-card box. They 
move generally among what society terms the respectable class 
es, and are frequently the associates and friends of wealthy men, 
whose presence in their establishment gives to it an air of 
respectability, and who frequently become ropers for it, and 
introduce good subjects, without for a moment suspecting its 
character. 

A stranger, known to be rich, arriving in a city, is at once set 
upon by ropers. If neither these gentry nor the master sharper 
are acquainted with him, a mere introduction is all that is requir 
ed. A champagne cork or two is pulled in the bar-room of the 
hotel, and, when the victim is sufficiently warmed up, he is 
invited round to the club house to take supper. Should the fas 
tidious subject require more gentle treatment, a carriage is call 
ed and he is put into it and driven to the theatre, or perhaps the 
opera, and duly installed in one of the fashionable boxes. Per 
haps neither music, the ballet, nor the histrionic is suitable to 
the taste of the honorable guest, and he prefers visiting one of 
the fashionable bagnios. Your roper and sharper is at home 
there ; he knows all about the principal fancy houses, and is per 
sonally acquainted with all the inmates. Returning, the car 
riage drives up to the doors of the club house, into which the vic 
tim is duly escorted. After an excellent supper, and under the 
exhilarating effects of rich wines, he is marched into the gamb 
ling-room, where the brace-dealer sits, surrounded by his cappers, 
dealing his game, and the roulette wheel man is spinning his ball, 
as an invitation to play. The roper commences playing against 
the bank, having bought a hundred dollars' worth of checks, but 
does not urge his " friend "to play; and whether he does or not, 
he is treated with the same courtesy. Should he have but little 
money about him, and lose that, his generous host is quite will 
ing to credit him with whatever amount he may wish to play 
against the bank. 

Sharpers are selfish, crafty, and avaricious, and in no case 
are they ever moved by the liberal and generous impulses which 
characterize the true gambler. They are a privileged class of 
robbers, because legislation has as yet failed to devise any means 
for punishing their frauds. Whoever has the misfortune to come 
under their influence, they invariably rob, or use to carry out 



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their nefarious designs upon others. Whenever they make any 
display of liberality, they are prompted by some selfish motive ; 
and whenever they spend a dollar it is with the expectation of 
making ten. By the luxurious feasts which they spread nightly 
in their robbing dens, they manage to draw around them the 
wealthy and influential persons of the place where they are lo 
cated, and obtain their countenance and protection. The public 
at large looks upon them as the leading sporting men of the 
country. Numbered among their nightly guests are astute 
lawyers and politicians, calculating bankers, brokers, and mer 
chants, who regale themselves on the elegant suppers and choice 
wines of their host, without casting a thought to the problem of 
where the money is procured to meet the cost of such magnifi 
cence. Should it ever cross the mind of one of these sapient 
"gulls" to inquire how such gorgeous establishments are kept 
up, his question is answered by his friend, the gentleman-roper, 
"Oh! the 'splits' at faro are something enormous!" 

Reader, the percentage of square faro does not reach two per 
cent., and it would require a play of at least $50,000 daily, to 
support such establishments as I have described ; and I have 
grave doubts if any bank in the world has averaged, daily, for 
the space of six months, a play of $20,000. 

So conflicting are the interests of gamblers and sharpers, that 
if the former possessed the power, the latter would be so com 
pletely crushed out, that not a two-card box could be found 
in America. The breaking up of the skinning-houses in San 
Francisco, and their final extirpation from the Pacific slope, is 
entirely due to the efforts of gamblers. Every person robbed 
there was informed of their rascally practices, and urged to 
sue for his money back. Men were posted before the dens, to 
warn strangers about to enter them, of their character. The 
doors of square faro games were shut in the face of ropers. By 
these hostile measures, they were driven from the Pacific slope. 
Self-defense prompted them to pursue this course. So long as 
these swindlers were allowed to operate, they cast a taint on 
faro-banks in general. While gambling-houses were licensed iu 
the city of New Orleans, the gamblers did all in their power to 
break up the skinning-houses; and succeeded, until the legisla 
ture, in 1836, repealed the act licensing gambling, which opened 
the way for again introducing the skinning games. The sharpers 



220 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

hired private rooms to operate in, or used their rooms at the 
hotels, while their ropers were upon tlie streets or around the 
coffee-houses, billiard-rooms, and every -other public place, 
picking up customers for them. When arrested for violation of 
the law. the money they fleeced from their victims bought off the 
police and informers, so that they could follow their calling with 
but slight risk. But the square gambler could not afford to run 
the risk of being arrested, the fine for dealing any game being 
$1,000; and square faro cannot pay such fines. 

Wherever the sharpers have obtained a foothold in a place, 
they have not failed to outgeneral the gamblers. Their extrava 
gant entertainments bring them in contact with men In high 
places, to secure whose protection they launch out their money 
freely. Not, of course, by direct bribery ; but by presents, and in 
many delicate ways covering the offensive odor of bribery ; and 
sometimes by advancing a sum of money for electioneering 
purposes. The square gambling banker cannot afford to do 
these things, nor do one in fifty of them ever think of meddling 
in elections. The sharpers are greatly opposed to having square 
games near their skinuing-houses, or, in fact, if they could 
prevent it, in the places where they are located. They fear 
their dupes may learn the difference between them, if given fre 
quent opportunities of playing against the latter. The frequenter 
of the den of Johnny Chamberlain on Twenty-fifth street, who 
has been for years dropping his money against the bank, without 
the relief of a single winning, or even the gratification of seeing 
a friend win, will naturally become awakened to the fact that 
there is something strange in this perpetual ill luck, not only of 
himself, but in every case he has observed. When he changes 
his base, and alternates his visits between Johnny's and the 
square establishment at 818 Broadway, No. 12 Ann Street, or 
8 Barclay, or any others of the square gambling places in the 
city, where, according to the mutability of the chances, he must 
frequently win, himself, and also see many of his friends win, 
whose knowledge of the art is no better than his own, his 
suspicions will probably be pretty thoroughly aroused, that he 
has been robbed scientifically and continually, in the aristocratic 
establishment of Chamberlain. In addition to this, the square 
gambler is always a source of uneasiness to the sharper, because 
he knows the former will warn his victims of the fraudulent 



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character of his transactions, whenever he can. Under the 
Know-nothing regime in New Orleans, when the sharpers became 
more powerful than ever before or since, and it is to be hoped 
ever will be again, they raised every obstacle in their power to 
prevent the square games from being opened. In the winter of 
1858, but a single game of square faro was open in the city ; and 
that was located over a livery stable. The room was meanly 
furnished, and the limit was six dollars and a quarter, with a 
paroli to twenty-five dollars. At the same time there were fifteen 
bird supper (skinning) houses in full blast. So long as the Know- 
nothing party were in power in the city, the sharpers could depend 
on it for protection ; for the reason that they gave money freely 
toward its support, and so long as they could exclude from the 
city, square houses, so long the charge of unfairness was less 
likely to be cast against them. Gamblers were the only persons 
they feared; and during the ascendency of the Thugs in the city, 
were not only kept from opening their games, but from speaking 
against the sharpers, by dread of assassination. To illustrate 
how anxious were the sharpers to have the mysteries of their 
dens preserved from exposure, and their great desire that their 
dupes should learn nothing about the game of faro, that might 
lead them to suspect they were being foully dealt with at their 
places, I shall here relate a circumstance which occurred in the 
city of New Orleans in the winter of 1859. A party of sharpers 
from Richmond had opened a gorgeous establishment on Canal 
street. So far as their gambling relations, or the appearance of 
them, went, they conducted their house on a more liberal scale 
than any other of the sort in the city. When they could do no 
better they were willing to depend on the odd card which made 
the percentage fifteen per cent, more in their favor than in a 
square game. Or when the game had around it only small 
players, they frequently dealt it on the square. What they 
principally depended on was fleecing fat subjects who were 
roped into the den, or dropped in accidentally. To give their 
game every appearance of fairness they introduced cue-papers. 
Up to that time the keeping of the cards by pencil and paper 
was unknown in that city, or in any of the Southern States south 
of Richmond. This innovation created the greatest alarm 
among the skin-game sharpers there. A deputation waited upon 
the Richmondites, who were informed that too much money had 



222 WANDERrNTJS OF A VAGABOND. 

been spent to bring gambling up to its present standard and 
have it protected, to permit strangers to come into the place and 
teach customers how to protect themselves at faro. This warn 
ing was all-sufficient, and the papers were at once abandoned 
by the Richmondites. 

The question no doubt arises in the mind of the reader, why, 
if the sharpers were so powerful in the city, they allowed any 
strangers to enter, and divide with them the magnificent harvest 
to be reaped there every winter with a two-card box. The 
answer is, jealousy. Mutual preservation united the sharpers 
against the Democratic party, which, while in power, never ceased 
to persecute them. Consequently, as soon as the Know-nothings 
had gained the ascendency in the city, the sharpers, with one 
accord, were its steadfast upholders, both by their activity and 
their money. It was virtually the Know-nothings who destroyed 
the severe laws enacted against gambling, by wiping out that 
clause which gave one-half the fines to the informer. But if 
these worthies were fully protected in their robberies, a burning 
hatred and jealousy existed among them. Each was envious of 
the other's influence with the authorities, and only fear of ex 
posure kept them on terms of decency and good behavior to 
wards each other. For one sharper to be instrumental in 
breaking up the establishment of another was a dangerous ex 
periment, as retaliation was sure to ensue. The law against 
gambling was severe, and still in full operation ; but offered no 
bribe to informers, which was to the sharpers a protection. But 
should one of these, by underhand measures, break up the den 
of another, revenge would induce the party injured to go be 
fore the grand jury in the light of an informer. In this fratrici 
dal war, every skinning den in the city would be broken up; 
besides, whatever amount of hatred and jealousy might exist 
among them, they mortally feared detection of their frauds, which 
would be certain to ensue if they depended on a court of justice 
to revenge them, one upon another. These reasons, and only 
these, caused the sharpers to respect the rights of each other, 
but against square gamblers, who, having no particular influence 
there, wished to open square games in the place, they were, as a 
unit, hostile. They were prevented from opening their banks 
through fear of violence from the Thugs, who were hand in hand 
with the sharpers, and ready to commit any outrage at their 



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bidding. Just before the breaking out of the rebellion, when 
political excitement was engendering a hatred towards all per 
sons of northern birth, some of the sharpers agitated a move 
ment to have all their northern brethren expelled from the city. 
These resident sharpers had been compelled to look quietly on 
for the last few years, and see others from the North and West, 
fitting up gorgeous establishments, which far surpassed their 
own. The consequence was, that their own business was de 
creasing, and, blinded by jealousy and rage, they tried to have 
the new-comers driven from the State. Feeling ran very high, 
just then, against all persons of northern birth, and those who 
inaugurated the movement might very probably have succeeded, 
had not their activity in the matter been viewed by a portion of 
the skinning fraternity as a dodge of the expulsionists to in 
crease their own interest and influence, and a suspicion that 
when the obnoxious northerners were gotten rid of, the next 
move of the expelling party, who were the wealthiest sharpers in 
the place, would be to crush them out, that they might have the 
monopoly of the skinning trade all to themselves. Nor were 
their fears entirely groundless, if one may judge from another 
move on the part of the expulsionists, a few months later. They 
offered a large sum to procure a bill, log-rolled through the leg 
islature of Louisiana, licensing gaming, but confining it in. 
New Orleans to three houses, each of which three houses 
should pay $75,000 per annum for its license. The passage 
of such a bill would have thrown all the gambling in the city 
into the hands of four or five wealthy sharpers; but corrupt as 
was the Legislature of Louisiana, at that time, it dared not arouse 
the just indignation of all the decent people in the State, by the 
passage of such a nefarious law. 

Self-preservation and mutual jealousy were the centripetal 
and centrifugal forces, which held the oligarchy of sharpers to 
gether in New Orleans for a period of nearly six years. When 
the Thugs were driven from the city, or, at least, the worst of 
them, this oligarchy fell asunder. Its support was gone. Nine 
square gambling-houses were established in the place within a 
month after that event, and in three months more but three 
skinning-houses existed in the city, and these were not paying 
their expenses. 



224 TVAXDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

CHAPTER XX. 

SHARPERS. 

It would seem that the fountain-head of all our social misfor 
tune is the accumulation of wealth. In whatever country a few 
families have possessed themselves of the larger portion of the 
arable lands, the remainder have become their serfs. England, 
Ireland, and Scotland have, united, a population of about 
28,000,000 ; out of this immense number, about 20,000 own the 
entire lands in the United Kingdom. The statistics of the popu 
lation of Great Britain, taken a few years since, show that she 
has 1,039,000 paupers, and a moment's reflection will show that 
in the background of that immense army of want, as many 
more must be enduring their misery in silence. Wealth is the 
mother of pride, fraud, extortion, rapine, and cruelty. It has 
divided mankind into classes, set neighbor against neighbor 
and children against parents. It has ever tempted the cupidity 
of man, roused all that is worst in his nature, and created 
schools for the education of the sharper. Eighty per cent, of 
the cultivated classes worship the golden calf, and ignore the 
brotherhood of man ; consequently, as they prey upon the rights 
of their fellows, they are nothing more nor less than sharpers. 
What are the myriads of priests, who lie soft, and fare sumptu 
ously every day upon the sweat of the toiler, but sharpers ? Or 
what are the hordes of lawyers, who live by fostering "man 'sin- 
humanity to man," and confusing the rights of property, instead 
of regulating them, but sharpers? The cultivated scoundrel, 
who finds his way into our legislative halls to give his voice in 
favor of a monopoly, which, while it brings wealth and power to 
a few, will bring want and misery to many, is only a sharper. 
That magistrate is but a sharper, who, dispensing justice with 
severity to the penniless and friendless, is yet leniently disposed 
towards the wealthy and influential. So long as the more 
cultivated and superior classes are permitted to use all their 
knowledge and powers of invention, for the purpose of enriching 
the few at the expense of the many, the human race can expect 
to be but little better than birds of prey, and "the beasts that 
perish." Since the attainment of wealth has become a virtue, 



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fraud has almost ceased to be a crime. "Had not I seized the 
prize, another would have done do," is the balm that quiets the 
conscientious scruples of the plunderer. Consequently, swin 
dling and fraudulent transactions of all kinds have become 
every-day occurrences in all branches of trade and industry, and 
among all classes of society. In the breathless hurry-scurry 
scramble for wealth, few men are really strictly honest; they 
salve their conscience with the thought that when they have 
accumulated what riches they desire, they will be so, but as the 
passion for wealth increases with its accumulation, an honest 
man is about as hard to find as " pearls in ocean's midst." 

What has caused all the sanguinary wars that have devastated 
countries, and left them hopelessly impoverished and enslaved? 
The desire of more possessions. Who brought about those wars 
but scheming sharpers? If we except the few noble souls who 
have seized the sword in order to free their country from the 
chains of the oppressor, like Spartacus, the Gracchi, Eienzi, 
Washington, Toussaint L'Ouverture, and Bolivar, the great mass 
of military heroes, in whose honor peans have been sung, and at 
whose feet the world has fallen down to worship, have been 
nothing more nor less than a set of cut-throats and plunderers. 

Why then should we be surprised to find the sharper plying 
his trade under the guise of gambling? It is as natural to find 
him playing false cards, loaded dice, etc., as to find him selling 
his vote in the legislative halls, his decisions upon the bench, 
or buying up the necessaries of life, in order to enrich himself 
upon the necessities of his suffering countrymen. These crimes 
are committed daily, and their perpetrators not only go un- 
whipped of justice, but the world considers them venial sins, to 
be winked at and passed over, for they sit in high places and 
roll in wealth, giving to their dear five hundred friends, sump 
tuous entertainments in splendid mansions, built from the fruits 
of their dishonesty. 

Possibly, cheating at cards is coeval with the hazarding of 
money or its equivalent. That such unfair dealing should be 
viewed by the fleec*ed party as criminal, is but natural, and that 
they should punish the sharper, if able, is also quite natural, and 
he richly deserves it, for doing his work in such a bungling man 
ner as to be detected ; the main object being generally to wrest 
from him the plunder, and, after that is accomplished, to admin- 



226 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

ister a sound drubbing to the offender. We frequently read of 
detected sharpers being thrown from windows or kicked down 
stairs in Europe by their irate victims ; but I am much inclined 
to believe that one case of this sort has been magnified into 
hundreds by the writers. In this country it woul'd be rather a 
dangerous undertaking to endeavor to throw one of these gentry 
from a window, who has been detected in his "little game." From 
what I know of the tribe, I should say they were but little dis 
posed to stand such nonsense quietly, and the thrower might, 
before he was aware of it, find himself acting the role of the 
thrown. Offenbach will not allow Chalcas to give up but half the 
spoils, when the" princes of Greece detected their high priest ring 
ing in false dice upon them. Unveiled from the ruins of Pompeii, 
were found the skeletons of men around a gaming-table, the dice 
still clutched in their skeleton fingers, a speechless evidence that 
the Pompeians were in the habit of rattling the " blarsted nibs." 
From the writers of Rome we learn that gaming was extensively 
indulged in by all classes during the empire. Many of the em 
perors are reputed to have been gamesters. Caligula made of 
his palace a gambling-house for the nobility. We are told that 
Claudius hazarded about sixteen thousand dollars on the throw 
of a die, a large sum in those days. According to Horace, the 
cogging of dice was as well understood in the days of Augustus 
Caesar as it is in the nineteenth century ; and if many of the 
writers of the last two centuries are to be credited, in their time 
more sharpers than dupes existed in Europe. It is a great mis 
fortune that many writers look more to their imagination for 
facts, than to historical records. At the present day, when I 
read the ridiculous stories relative to turning the tables on sharp 
ers, ruined families caused by card-tables, blowing out of brains 
on account of losses incurred by gambling, millions won by black 
legs, I conclude that the writers of the two latter centuries 
knew no more about the genuine sharper and his mysterious op 
erations, than those of the present day. When cards were in 
troduced into Europe, in the early part of the fifteenth century, 
there arose such a rage for gaming, and to sueh a fearful extent 
did it spread throughout the country, that it was quite natural 
that all good men should endeavor to check the vice. Charles 
VII of France issued an edict against it, but it had no effect in 
suppressing it. Many of the clergy traveled through the country 



SHAEPEKS. 227 

preaching against it ; Tmt, as it was as prevalent among them as 
among the laity, their exhortations had little or no effect, nor 
could legislation check its growth. The most powerful weapon 
of the opponents of gambling was the accusation of swindling, 
and it was used so unsparingly by preachers, writers, and law 
makers, that the uninitiated, in reading their records, are in 
duced to believe that nothing was to be found in Europe except 
gambling-sharpers. Doubtless many existed in those days ; we 
read, and know how they spring up in times of excitement ; but 
I am far from being disposed to believe that so many ever ex 
isted in any one country at a time, as exists at this present day 
in our own, or that any sharpers ever existed who were so skill 
ful in devising means of cheating at play, and putting their arts 
into practice, as those of the present day. England is the first 
country within my knowledge, that passed laws making cheating 
at gambling a punishable offense. During the reign of Queen 
Anne, that law was tacked on to an act prohibiting gambling, 
and as the document is rather a curious one, I quote from it, for 
the reader's edification: " The statute further enacts, that if any 
person cheat at gaming, and at any one time win more than 10, 
he maybe indicted, and shall forfeit five -times the value, and 
shall be deemed infamous, and shall suffer such corporal punish 
ment as in case of willful perjury." Since the passage of the 
foregoing law, no sharper can pursue his calling in all the king 
dom of Great Britain with impunity. Should he be detected in 
cheating, while playing at any game of hazard for money, he 
stands in danger of the law, and, upon conviction, may be con 
signed to a felon's cell. And to-day a similar fate awaits the de 
tected sharper in every country in Europe worthy the name of 
civilized. 

In the early days of our country, the existence of the sharper 
was not so pleasant as now. Running about the country with a 
fast quarter-horse to ring in upon farmers and the like ; hiring 
the privilege of a race-track, and the while being obliged to keep 
a strict watch upon his cappers, dice-coggers, thimble -riggers, 
two-card pullers, strap players, trigger- wheel players, etc., lest 
they should sink on him it was no easy task to watch and man 
age such a gang. Nor were his labors a whit less while travel 
ing on a steamboat, with his gang of strikers plying their calling 
among the deck and cabin passengers. This line of business was 



228 -WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

not in all cases pleasant while on these excursions, when we take 
into consideration that he ran considerable risk of being lynched, 
or set ashore in some wild cane-brake, should one of his strikers 
be caught in the act of chiseling some verdant passenger. Those 
rough days for the sharper are now over. He now may be 
found in his gorgeous club house, surrounded by every luxury 
and attendance for which the sensualist might wish. Instead of 
prowling about the country in search of victims, they quietly 
drop into his trap, or are roped in for him by his subordinates. 
Instead of being persecuted and driven from place to place by 
the officers of the law, they are now his friends and companions, 
and protect him in his swindling operations, or, if not quite that, 
are conveniently blind to his acts. The magnificent feasts which 
he spreads draw around him both the makers of laws and their 
executors, and he is more than repaid by their protection and 
the respectability which their presence adds to his house and 
calling. 

, When sanded cards were played out upon gamblers, and sharp 
ers were forced to fall back upon greenhorns for support, they 
could obtain more of that stock by setting up a shop and wait 
ing for them, than by running around the country in search of 
prey. At first they opened small traps in the by-streets, near 
the principal hotels, and frequently set up their games in their 
bedrooms at hotels, where their ropers brought their victims. 
From the opening of these dens dates the marshaling of our 
present army of ropers, cappers, case-keepers, and artists, under 
the command of our leading sharpers. 

For many years the gamblers of this country lagged far behind 
their brethren in Europe in the fitting up of costly gambling es 
tablishments. At the beginning of the present century the gamb 
ling-hells of London were fitted up in extraordinary style. The 
furnishing alone of Fishmonger's Hall is said to have cost 
40,000. Previous to 1837 all the gambling-rooms in this coun 
try were fitted up and conducted purely on the democratic prin 
ciple. SucTi articles as carpets, curtains, or a side-board, were 
entirely unknown there. Even chairs were scarcely tolerated. 
They were usually located on some back street or alley, and 
frequently in a cellar. To furnish these, it only required some 
chairs, and a few tables and benches, and to strew the floor with 
sand or sawdust. No liquors nor drinks of any sort were furnish- 



SHAEPEES. 229 

ed by the proprietor, except a pail of cold water. Many of them 
were, however, located convenient to some rum -mill, from whence 
refreshments could be ordered. Besides faro-banks, could be 
found those of roulette, chuck, vingt-et-un, etc. To these places 
ah 1 sorts of characters had entrance during the hours devoted to 
play, and to preserve order at least one bully was maintained on 
the premises. 

When men wearing polished boots and boiled shirts were too 
exclusive to play in company with the " great unwashed " at 
faro or roulette, private games were opened for their convenience 
in the hotel or some other convenient place. As the people grow 
prosperous their Spartan virtues gradually retire from the field 
and allow luxuries to creep in upon them. How should gamb 
lers be expected to escape its insidious approach? Their patrons 
demanded private rooms, decently furnished, in order that they 
might not be jostled by the unclean, the uncouth, and the ruf 
fianly. The first genteel gambling-rooms fitted up in this coun 
try were opened in the city of New Orleans, under the old license 
law. These were closed in 1836, and shortly afterwards a re 
spectably furnished gambling establishment was opened in 
Richmond. After the suppression of gambling in New Orleans, 
Mobile became the favorite gaming place in the South ; and as 
early as 1837 several finely furnished rooms were opened there. 
That is to say, they were furnished with carpets, curtains, side 
boards, etc. The games played in these rooms were principally 
faro and roulette, and all genteel-looking persons were permitted 
to play at them. The rooms in which faro was secretly dealt, 
in the French quarter of the city of New Orleans, after gambling 
was suppressed by law, were usually fitted up tastefully, if not 
extravagantly. But at this time, excepting these and those 
mentioned as in Mobile, and one or two in Richmond, but very 
few rooms, where square faro was dealt, were decently furnished, 
in the whole United States. The faro-rooms in large cities like 
New York, Boston, Philadelphia, St. Louis, Cincinnati, and 
Louisville, were of the most primitive description, located in the 
rear of some doggery, in by-streets, and frequently in cellars. 
In such places would congregate men of nearly every grade and 
calling, for the purpose of " bucking the tiger." Near the close 
of the Mexican war, gamblers in the Northern and Western 
States began to take an interest in fitting up, for the accomino- 



230 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

dation of themselves and their patrons, respectable faro-rooms. 
If these cities had handsomely furnished rooms for dealing 
square games of the kind before 1845, I can find no evidence of 
the fact j and I think the same assertion may safely be made re 
garding the cities of Louisville, Cincinnati, and St. Louis. The 
custom of setting meals, adopted by all first-class skinniug-dens 
and many square houses in our larger cities, originated under 
the old license law in New Orleans. These establishments had 
their kitchens and tables for the accommodation of the proprie 
tor and his employes. Plain, but substantial dinners, with clar 
et wine, were served every afternoon at three, to which the 
proprietor was in the habit of inviting many of his friends and 
patrons. After the suppression of these houses, many of the faro- 
rooms run by stealth in the French portion of the city, through 
the connivance of the police, gave to their guests gratuitous 
dinners and suppers. The custom was adopted by some of the 
Mobile gamblers, and shortly by a few houses in Baltimore and 
Richmond. None of .the gamblers operating in the Eastern or 
Western cities furnished meals to their patrons previous to 1855. 
I believe the first attempt of this kind was made in the city of 
New York. None of the faro games dealt on the Pacific Coast 
ever set a table, with one exception. When Stepen Whipple 
opened his magnificent establishment in the city of San Francis 
co, he gave to his patrons both dinners and suppers of the 
finest kind. But within his gorgeous rooms no professional 
gambler was allowed. No other square game, on the Pacific 
slope, since the discovery of gold, has ever furnished meals to 
its patrons. 

The first fashionable skinning-house was opened in Washington 
hi 1832, by two sharpers named Pendleton and Marshall. The 
former was a native of Winchester, Va., and, as a sharper, stood 
pre-eminent. For more than twenty years he conducted a fash 
ionable house in Washington, and the remarkable success with 
which he met must be attributed to his own peculiar talents. 
Poorly raised and worse educated, he had still acquired the 
manners of a perfect gentleman, and had a way of ingratiating 
himself with such wealthy persons, and those of influence, as 
were devoted to play and pleasure. The magnificent display 
which he made, and the celebrity of his table, which, for rare 
viands and choice wines, was not surpassed by those of the weal- 



SHARPERS. 231 

thiest in the land, rendered his house, during a session of Con 
gress, the resort of the rich, the eminent, and the powerful. Mr. 
Marshall, the confidential artist of Pendleton, was a native of 
Kentucky, and I shall here close the mortal career of this gen 
tleman, as far as I am concerned, by stating that he made ten 
fortunes while with Pendleton, of all of which he got rid, either 
by the most reckless extravagance, or bucking at faro, and 
finally died a miserable drunkard in his native State. They also 
planted Pendleton, a short while previous to the rebellion, and, 
though a reckless spendthrift, and an extravagant liver, he left 
to his widow an ample fortune. 

The success of Peudleton's trap incited the sharpers of Mary 
land and Virginia to come and do likewise. Consequently, 
from 1833 up to the present time, the office-holders, office-seek 
ers, lobbyists, claimants, strangers, and their high mightinesses 
of both houses of Congress, have had every winter from two to 
eight skiuniug-houses in which to loaf, sup, and be fleeced of 
their money, whenever they played the unequal game against 
the two-card box. 

Fashionable houses of this sort were about this period opened 
in Richmond and Baltimore. From these cities the sharpers 
extended their operations to Philadelphia, where they opened 
one or more in the summer of 1836, but they received such bad 
treatment from the roughs and black-mailers in that city, that 
they were forced to abandon their enterprise. Between the 
years 1844 and 1845 they obtained a foothold there, and since that 
period Philadelphia has never been without two or more fash 
ionable skin games. 

In the year 1840, an Irishman named Pat Hearn fitted up, in 
Barclay street, New York, a splendid suite of apartments for that 
purpose, where he entertained his customers with suppers of the 
"bird" style, and "braced" them to pay the expense. From the 
best information I can get, I believe this to have been the first skin- 
ning-house opened in New York. Hearn, before his advent in 
New York, was employed in a notary's office in New Orleans, but 
his profligate habits and passion of gaming caused him to lose 
his situation. After spending a year or two loafing around the 
licensed gambling-houses in the place, the proprietors of one of 
them gave him a situation to attend at one of the games, where 
he remained until public gaming was suppressed. While there 



232 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

employed, he made the acquaintance of many of its wealthy 
patrons. Having received a good education, and being a man 
of polished manners, with a social and genial disposition, and 
having, withal, a large stock of rollicking Irish humor, he com 
mended himself to all with whom he came in contact, and those 
fond of play and fast living found in Pat Hearu a congenial 
companion. 

Some proprietors of private skiuniug-deus in the place saw in 
Hearn a valuable roper, and at this business he soon recruited 
his fortunes, and lived in the most extravagant style until he 
came to New York, where he was allowed, almost without inter 
ruption, to carry on a skinning-den for about twenty years. 

Meantime, during that interval, many sharps fitted up fash 
ionable skinniug-houses in the city, and conducted them with 
various success. Some were closed for want of patronage, while 
others were broken up from receiving frequent interruptions 
from the rowdy element ; and not a few were compelled to close 
by the extortionate black-mailing of the police. Through all 
the years, however, Pat Hearn maintained his position, and 
weathered every political storm, by his native tact. His superior 
roping and entertaining qualities filled his den with fat subjects 
belonging to the' more intellectual and wealthy classes. His 
genial manners, profuse liberality, and off-handed way, made 
him a favorite with the rowdy clement, and they gave to him 
their support. The money and presents which he secretly dis 
tributed among the chiefs of the poh'ce force in his ward, en 
sured him against interruption from these satellites, while he 
compromised with all black-mailers who tried to prey upon him, 
sooner than allow then: snares to draw him within the meshes 
of the law. Notwithstanding his extravagant habits, at his 
death, which took place in 1860, Hearn managed to leave his 
widow about $30,000. 

The first gorgeous skiuning-palace opened in New York, which 
could bear any comparison to those at present located there, or 
those at Long Branch or Saratoga, was fitted up by a company 
of sharpers in 1853. This magnificent establishment was chris 
tened "The Crystal Palace," and it is reported that a fabulous 
sum was expended in furnishing and fitting it up. It was 
placed under the charge of Mr. Pendleton, himself a large share 
holder, who could afford to give it his whole attention when 
Congress was not hi session. 



SHAEPERS. 233 

The house did not at first take well, and would probably 
have proved a failure, had it not met with a rich subject in a 
cashier of one of the city banks. This defaulting gentleman 
dropped in the house, at various plays, about $70,000. Expect 
ing, no doubt, to make his losses good, he requested Mr. Pendle- 
ton and his associates to keep his losses from the public, 
but the "swag" was too big. The first desire of a sharper is to 
acquire money; the next, to let the world know of his acquisi 
tion. The cashier was arrested, and his employers sued the 
"Crystal Palace" for the stolen money. But Peudleton ran 
off to Washington carrying it with him, and the sharpers se 
cured their prize, but, in consequence, the "Crystal Palace" was 
broken up by the authorities. 

It was about the commencement of the rebellion that the fash 
ionable dens of New York first acquired an assured foothold in 
that city; and, since then, they have been able and have bidden 
defiance to the attacks, both of the police and black-mailers, be 
ing protected by the higher city officials. During the last decade, 
all the proprietors of these places have become wealthy, though 
always living in the most extravagant manner. Several of them 
have either country-seats or finely stocked farms within a short 
distance of the city, while others live in palatial city residences, 
supporting the most extravagant style. A few have stables of 
racers or trotters, while some are managers and large share 
holders in some of the popular race tracks around the city. 

The first skinning-house of which Boston ever could boast, 
was opened there in 1844, and conducted by a man of the name of 
Lyman Brittain, with the assistance of three or more other sharp 
ers. Their houses proved a success, and induced others to try 
their fortunes there, by opening and conducting similar estab 
lishments. Those who failed did so more from want of patron 
age than any hostility shown towards them by the authorities. 
In no place in this country have such places been better protect 
ed by those honorable bodies than in Boston. Mr. Brittain run 
his house in Boston until about 1864, when he went to New 
York, and identified himself with one of the most aristocratic es 
tablishments of the kind there. 

Two years afterwards the worthy gentleman handed in his 
chips, which disastrous event was caused by sizing up too 
heavily against the brandy bottle. 



234 WATERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

I have already stated the manner in which the sharpers 
followed their calling subsequent to the repeal of the law per 
mitting public gaming in New Orleans, and the manner in 
which they kept their games and caused suckers to be roped to 
them in by-streets or in their sleeping-rooms at the hotels. 
When sued for the money or spotted by informers, the matter 
was generally compromised. If the haul was a large one and 
fears were entertained that the victim might "squeal," the 
sharpers took a lake or river steamer, and left the city for a few 
days till the affair had time to blow over. In this underhand 
manner they conducted their business for about twenty years, 
without once attempting to open a fashionable skin-game. The 
first of the kind opened there was in the winter of 1853, and 
was superintended by a sharper from Tennessee, named Allen 
Jones. The greatest care was taken not to let what went on 
within the house become known to the outside barbarians. 
This institution, during the winter, cleared for its owners about 
$55,000 ; a young Portuguese Jew, a banker in the place, having 
lost $30,000 of the money. The following winter,' Jones and 
some of his compeers subscribed several thousand dollars, and 
with it caused the obnoxious anti-gambling law to be stripped* of 
its most dangerous and odious feature, that which gave to the 
informer one-half the fine. In the whiter of 1854 two additional 
skinning-dens were opened hi the place, to add dignity to the 
city of New Orleans, and all met with the most encouraging 
success. Sharpers now gathered from nearly all parts of the 
earth to that city, and vied with each other in the fitting up 
and furnishing of magnificent establishments. New Orleans 
being at that period renowned for its market, no finer tables 
could be found in the world than such as were nightly set out hi 
these houses. It was considered a poor season with one of these 
when it did not clear $40,000, and some of them have been 
known to make in the neighborhood of $100,000 during a single 
winter. It was during these lively times for sharpers that 
houses were opened in Cincinnati, Louisville, and Chicago, but 
neither of these cities were able to support more than one or 
two of them before the rebellion. I believe that during the 
years of 1863, 1864, and 1865, Cincinnati never supported less 
than three, and sometimes as many as five or six. The sharpers 
were afraid of starting such houses in Louisville, Nashville, or St. 



SHARPERS. 235 

Louis, during the war, these cities being in a great measure 
under military rule, and, to the credit of the military authorities 
be it said, they showed no mercy to sharpers, while they in DO 
way interfered with regular gamblers. The military detectives 
found out the character of each game dealt within their stamp 
ing ground, and swindling sharpers and their operators were not 
tolerated. Many were arrested in Louisville, Nashville, Mem 
phis, and St. Louis, and other places where military authority 
prevailed, after they had opened their houses, and some of them 
were imprisoned for months, and not a few set to work on the 
fortifications. Small wonder if, after that, they and all their ilk 
kept strictly beyond the power of military authority. But 
scarcely a town or city of any size existed, during the war, in the 
East or West, which did not support a skin-game. I believe 
that Chicago had at no time less than three, and some of the 
tune six of these, which were furnished in the most extravagant 
manner, and all of which kept the most luxurious tables. 

That the reader may have some idea of how openly the swind 
ling transactions of which I have spoken are carried on, and in 
what a barefaced manner the articles which I have described 
are offered for sale, I append the following copy of a circular 
which is publicly sent out, accompanied by the little book therein 
mentioned, containing fac-similes of the backs of the marked 
cards. 

[CUT OF EAGLE.] 

He either fears his fate too much, 

Or his deserts are small, 
"Who dare not put it to the touch, 

And win or lose it all. 

E. M. GRANDINE, 41 LIBERTY STREET, NEW YORK, 

Manufacturer and Dealer in Advantage and Marked-Back Play 
ing Cards, by which you can tell the size and suit, 
by the Sack as well as the Face. 

EVERY STYLE OF BACK CONSTANTLY ON HAND. 

These cards are an exact imitation of the fair Playing Cards 
in use, and are adapted for Bluff or Poker, Seven-up, Forty- 
five, Euchre, Cribbage, Vingt-et-un, or Twenty-one, Loo, and all 
other games of cards, where knowing just what your opponent 
holds in his hand would enable you to win. Square and Marked 



236 WANDEKIXGS OF A VAGABOND. 

Cards cut to order for Stocking Hands, for every game. Also 
Faro-boxes, Lay-outs, and Tools. Roulette -Wheels, Keno-Sets, 
Ivory Goods, Rouge-et-Noir or Red and Black, Roulette, 
Feather and Anchor, Over and Under Seven, Eight and Ten 
Dice, and Faro Cloths, and every variety of Sporting Imple 
ments and Materials. 

My cards are now issued on a quality of board, which, though 
in exact imitation of the Square Cards of the same patterns, is, in 
toughness and elasticity, but little if at all inferior to a Faro 
Dealing Card, and uuequaled by anything to be obtained in this 
country in the way of Marked Cards. I have the greatest variety 
of styles, and have them perfect, both in mark and finish. 

Faro Boxes, Tools, and all other goods herein advertised, are 
of the very best quality, and parties wishing goods for practical 
use, will do well to favor me with their order. Especially is 
this true of those wishing to purchase Faro Checks. There are 
various concerns who are selling Checks made from gi'een, un 
seasoned ivory, which are almost entirely worthless. Especial 
attention is paid to this department, and my Checks are made 
from the very best seasoned and finest quality of ivory imported. 

Full and explicit directions for reading and using will be sent 
with all Cards and Tools. Should you wish for Cards, state the 
style of back as per sample-book accompanying, and they will be 
forwarded to any address. 

SPECIAL NOTICE. 

Any of these goods -will be sent by express C. 0. D. (collect on 
delivery) if so desired, express charges at the purchaser's ex 
pense. When Goods are ordered C. 0. D., to the amount of 
over $20 and less than $100, a deposit of 15 per cent, must 
accompany the order by mail, registered, if at my risk, and for 
$100 a deposit of 10 per cent. This is to secure freight expenses 
in case the goods are not taken by the persons ordering, and 
this rule will not be departed from. No goods sent to the Terri 
tories C. O. D. in less amounts than 825. Orders for less 
amounts must be accompanied by the money. 

Customers will bear in mind that in the following price-list, 
where the price of single packs, are given, they will be sent 
closely sealed, postpaid, for that price. The price per dozen is 
net; freight at purchaser's expense. 



SHARPERS. 237 

Parties living at a great distance, where the express charges 
would be very heavy, can have their cards sent by mail by the 
dozen or half-dozen, by remitting, in addition to the price per 
dozen, $3 extra for postage, on each dozen packs, and I will 
guarantee safe delivery. 

I hold myself responsible for all money sent by registered let 
ter, also postal money orders. 

PEICE LIST OF MARKED CARDS. 

Per pack, any style on sample sheet, postpaid by mail, $1.25 

One dozen by express for --------- 10.00 

Two dozen ","",*'* - - - - 18.00 

Three doz. " " " 26.00 

Six dozen " " " - - ------ 48.00 

One gross 'L " " - - 85.00 

DEALING, SQUARE, AND ADVANTAGE CARDS. 

PER PACK. PER UOZ. 

Hart's LinenEagle Faro Cards, squared for dealing, $1.50 $15.00 
The same cut in any form, either wedges, rounds, 

and straights, or end rounds, 3.00 30.00 

Spanish Monte Cards, 75" 6.00 

Ordinary Cards, cut for strippers, brief, or any 

other style, 1.25 9.00 

Three-card Monte Tickets, 1.00 8.00 

Flag-backs, marked, per pack, ------ 1.50 12.00 

Any of the above cut for strippers, 50 cents per pack extra, or 
$3 per dozen. 

FARO BOXES AND TOOLS. 

Square Dealing Faro Box, German Silver, extra heavy 

silver plate, -. $25.00 

Two-card Faro Box, top sight tell, improved lever, best 

in use, 60.00 

Back up, second card box, for Red and Blacks, - - 35.00 

Card Press without cover, --- 6.00 

Card Press with slide cover, compartment for dealing- 
box, lock and key, - 10.00 



238 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

Card Press same as above to hold a dozen packs, double, $14.00 

Card Punches, steel, ----------- 4.00 

" " silver, with hinge, 10.00 

Trimming Shears, double edged cutter, 35.00 

Knile, small, .- 20.00 

11 large, 50.00 

Stripper Plates, to use with knife, per set 5.00 

Case-keeper, Cards, Wooden Markers, - - - - 12.00 

" Composition Markers, ------ 15.00 

" finest painted Ivory Markers, - - - - 25.00 

Check Racks, 5.00 

" " small, 4.00 

Card Box, to hold Checks, Dealing-box, Cards, Case- 
keepers, Card-racks, 50.00 

Shuffling Board, 2.00 

Ruled Cue-papers, or Faro Tabs, per hundred, - - - 1.50 

" " " per thousand, - - - 12.00 

BROADCLOTH AND OILCLOTH SPREADS. 

Broadcloth Faro Lay-outs, best quality, ----- $18.00 

" " " mounted on board, - - - 23.00 

" " " on fold-up board, - - - 28.00 

Enameled Oilcloth Faro Lay-outs, ------- 10.00 

Broadcloth Roulette Lay-outs, 7 feet by 4i double, - - 50.00 

Enameled Oilcloth Roulette Lay-outs, 3 ft. by 3 ft. 9 in., 10.00 

Red and Black or Rouge et Noir Cloth, large, - - - 18.00 

" " size Faro Lay-out, 14.00 

Eight-Dice Cloths, --- 16.00 

Ten-Dice " 20.00 

Feather and Anchor Cloths. Emblems horse head, 

anchor, feather, game cock, leaf, and star, - - - 10.00 
Mustang or Horse Head Cloths. Emblems horse head, 

anchor, club, spade, diamond, and heart, - - - 10.00 

Sweat Cloth, large gilt figures, - 5.00 

Over and Under Seven, 5.00 

Different styles of above painted to order, same price. 

Old Faro Cloths repainted for 8.00 



SHAKPEKS. 



239 



FAKO CHECKS, 





FIKST 


SECOND 




QUALITY. 


QUALITY. 


hundi 


red - - - $32.00. 


28.00 


u 


- - 35.00. 


30.00 


11 


- - - 37.50. 


32.50 


u 


- - - 35.00. 


30.00 


It 


- - - 37.50. 


32.50 


11 


- - - 40.00. 


35.00 

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19-16 " " 

H " 

H " fancy engraving 

19-16 " " 



Complete Faro Kits per set, 

Comprising the following: Extra heavy plated Dealing-box, 
600 H inch Composition Ivory Checks, 1 Oilcloth Lay-out, 1 Case- 
keeper, 1 Check Rack, and 1 Card Press. 

Composition Ivory Checks, per set, ------- $30.00 
Per hundred, for any less than set, ------- 6.00 

The above comprise in each set 600 H inch Checks : 300 white, 
200 red, 100 blue, with Markers, Coppers, and Splits, in neat fit 
ting box, and the same as sold by other parties for $50 per set. 



POKES CHIPS. 

Parties sending for Poker Chips will please specify the number 
wanted of each color. 

$10.00 
12.00 
14.00 
4.00 
3.00 
5.00 
7.00 
9.00 
12.00 



Ivory, size 1 inch, per hundred, -------- 

fi (( Jl U (I ........ 

It U Jl U U ......... 

Composition Ivory, H inch, will size up - - - - - 
Bone, cut to measure or to size up, 1 inch, per hundred, 

II U J I U II 

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DICE, ETC. 

Set loaded Dice, best Ivory, 9 Dice, 3 high, 3 low, 3 
square ; warranted sure, exact imitation of common 

Dice, -.....-... 

Set 3 High or Low Dice, ---------- 

Three Square, to match, 



2.50 
1.00 



240 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

Feather aud Anchor Dice, inch, per set, $10.00. liuch, $14.00 

Mustang or Horsehead Dice, inch " 10.00. 1 " 14.00 

Box lor throwing above for finch Dice " 2.50. 1 " 4.00 

Ron'do Balls, eight in set, size H inch 6.00 

" " " H " 8.00 

Eight-sidedTop Dice, that you can spin high or low, and 

force your opponent to spin as you desire, - - - 2.50 

Dead Props per set, 9 in set, --------- 12.00 

Square Props, 4 in set, 2.50 

KEtfO. 

Consisting of Globe and Stand, Proof- board, 100 Cards, 

90 boxwood Balls, $45.00 

Keno, very handsome finish, consisting of Globe and 
Stand, Proof-board, 20 Cards, best style, Tally- 
board, 90 boxwood Pegs, and 90 boxwood Balls, 

medium size, 80.00 

Same as above, with best Ivory Balls, ------ 100.00 

Extra large size, same as above, with best Ivory Balls, 125.00 

Boxwood Balls, 100.00 

Keno Cards, per set of 200, 3 rows figures, - -" - - 25.00 

" " " 100, 9 " " 18.00 

" " " 50, 18 " " 18.00 

" " " 200, 3 " " 15.00 

SPECIALTIES. 

The Sleeve Machine, for holding out, or playing extra cards, 
the most perfect piece of mechanism ever invented for this pur 
pose. This article works in the coat-sleeve noiselessly, admits of 
holding the hands in the most natural manner, requires no false 
movements, and weighs about four ounces. This article is man 
ufactured by no other firm in this country, and is guaranteed to 
be all it is advertised. Price, with full directions for use, $35.00. 

Right and Left Snap Roulette Wheel, small, for high or low 
numbers, 6 inch center, price $20.00. 

The Breastworks, or " vest hold-out," concealed in vest front, 
and worked by the foot with spiral coils and catgut. Price 
$25.00, 



BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCHES. 241 

The " Bug," a contrivance for playing an extra card, utterly 
defying detection, price $1.00. 

This accommodating gentleman, after enumerating many more 
articles, under the head of sundries, but with which we have 
nothing to do, they being articles in legitimate use in various 
games, and several books on games and the manly art of self de 
fense, informs his patrons that all his business is confidential, 
and appends his full name at the end of his circular with as much 
confidence as if the articles which he advertises were an inesti 
mable boon to his race. 



CHAPTER XXI. 

BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCHES. 

It has become the custom of newspaper and magazine writers, 
when they have designs on the pockets of some wealthy individ 
ual, to treat their readers to a biographical sketch of the victim, 
enumerating his virtues, and endeavoring to force upon the world 
at large the idea that he is a benefactor to his race. If the sub- . 
ject of their adoration be possessed of any vices, these they are 
careful to keep in the background, and if he has oppressed and 
impoverished many, while feathering his own nest, a discreet 
silence is kept on that point also. 

These sketches generally commence : "Of all the remarkable 
men of our age," or, " One of the self-made men of our times." As 
it is my intention to marshal before my readers a few of-the most 
prominent sharpers of the day, I shall class them also as " the 
self-made men of our times." All sharpers, or nearly all, are 
essentially self-made men. Most of them have sprung from the 
lower, and, in many cases, the lowest order of society. The ma 
jority have not received even a common school education, and 
not one in ten, in their boyhood, had any.moral training. Some 
of them have schooled themselves, after arriving at manhood; 
but many are entirely destitute of any education whatever. I 
shall now introduce to my reader, 



242 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

Mil. ELIJAH SKAGGS. 

He was born and raised in the backwoods of Kentucky, near 
the northern line of Tennessee. In this section, book-learniug 
sunk into the veriest insignificance, before the knowledge of the 
high arts of card-playing, cock-fighting, and running quartet- 
horses, and the butchering of one's neighbors, in the most scien 
tific manner. Here had the Vendetta reigned a hundred years, 
and the only law in force, that of the bullet and the bowie-knife. 
The Skaggs family, which was a numerous one, cultivated a small 
farm, from which they extracted sufficient hog and hominy to 
keep them from starvation. The only member whose ambitious 
soul soared above these sordid pursuits, or showed any particular 
genius, was Elijah, the subject of this present sketch. He was 
a steady, sober, and industrious youth, who disliked strife and 
avoided all roistering company. He was inordinately fond of 
money, and looked with a keen eye about him to see where it 
was to be made. In the region round about where he lived, 
there was more money to be made in gambling than anything 
else; consequently, young Skaggs studied the science of card- 
playing, and, at the age of twenty years, knew considerably 
more about a pack of cards than a plow. By his prudent habits, 
combined with his skill at cards, he managed to accumulate, 
from among the boys in his neighborhood, about two thousand 
dollars, a large sum in those parts, even for so aspiring a youth 
as young Skaggs. But it was not to be expected that so much 
genius should confine itself to a small, half-civilized settlement 
in the backwoods of Kentucky. A thousand times no ! So Mr. 
Skaggs shed his butternuts, and bought a suit of store clothes, 
and left the roof of the paternal Skaggs. He appeared in Nash 
ville, dressed in a frock-coat and pants of black broadcloth, a 
black silk vest and patent leather boots, a white shirt with 
standing collar, and around his neck was wound a white choker, 
while, resting on his cranium, was a black stove-pipe hat, which 
completed his attire. His long, attenuated, and awkward frame, 
together with his solemn young face and demure habits, created 
quite a sensation in the town, and caused him to be nicknamed 
the "preaching faro-dealer." 

For twenty years and upwards he never changed his style of 
dress. In the earliest days of California, when nearly every one 



BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCHES. 243 

dressed in the rough, Skaggs still held on to his clerical style, and 
his appearance in a mining canip was the cause of considerable 
stir and merriment among the miners, which was only surpass 
ed by their astonishment when he proceeded to open a faro or 
monte bank, instead of a prayer-meeting, as they had anticipated. 

The rude jokes made upon his personal appearance, and the 
sarcastic reflections cast upon his habits, passed Mr. Skaggs like 
the idle wind that blows. He wanted money, and he knew he 
could make it, by his ability and industry. 

He soon discovered the inconvenience of the want of educa 
tion, and the year after that in which he had launched himself on 
the world, hired a schoolmaster to accompany him in his travels 
while in search of faro-players, and thus picked up a good busi 
ness education. 

In the meantime he made himself acquainted with the dif 
ferent arts in vogue among sharpers for fleecing the unwary. 
He possessed no inventive faculty, but had a keen sense for de 
tecting any unnatural deviation at play, and whenever his sus 
picions were aroused, would watch for hours with the patience of 
a sleuth-hound, never drawing on himself the suspicion that he 
was spying upon them. If successful in unraveling the mystery, 
as soon as the game was broken up he called aside the prin 
cipal sharper putting the trick in practice, and forced him to 
divide his future play with him. If unable to detect the fraud, 
he tried to purchase the secret, and, if successful, when in pos 
session of it he confined himself strictly to his room until he 
could play it to his satisfaction, and when it came to fraudulent 
schemes for robbing players at faro, but few better executors 
than himself could be found anywhere. 

It is said that he watched a sharper manipulating "tie-ups " 
upon his customers, for several nights, without being able to dis 
cover the nature of the trick. He was convinced that a decep 
tion existed, from the unnatural movements of the hands of 
the artist while shuffling the cards; but more from their 
strange manner of running, more particularly, the last four cases 
on a deal losing, while the double cards were winning, and this 
occurred only when the operator took a fresh pack of cards. 
Even this knowledge he could make profitable, by betting on the 
double cards remaining in the box, at the close of all deals made 
with a fresh pack, and thereby winning several hundreds before 



244 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

the sharper should drop on him. But Mr. Skaggs scorned to 
take such a mean advantage of a brother sharper; besides, the 
trick, once in his possession, would be a hundred-fold more valu 
able to him. Therefore, having failed to detect the nature of 
the fraud, he sought an audience with the manipulator, and said 
to him, " You're working on your players. I've been for some 
time trying to find out what you are doing. Now I want to buy 
that trick; you may just as well sell it to me, because if you don't 
I'll follow you up everywhere you go, till I do find it out, and I'll 
play against your game, and on double cards every time I believe 
they'll win. Take your choice, sell or take the consequences." 
This argument being irresistible, after some haggling Skaggs 
paid eighteen hundred dollars for the secret, after which he se 
cluded himself until able to execute the trick to his entire satis 
faction, when he struck his tent and started on a trip through 
the country, to work his new fraud on moneyed gamblers, and in 
less than two years time he realized from it about fifty thousand 
dollars. 

In this manner he grasped the different arts invented at gam 
ing, and skilled himself in the putting of them into practice. Of 
the numerous horde of sharpers who have battened upon suckers, 
I mean the keepers of skinning-houses and the other capitalists, 
among them Skaggs was the only one who could skillfully execute 
the different maneuvers with his own hands. And also, unlike 
these, he would risk his money on the square ; but always with 
the expectation that he would have a shade the best of it. In 
one word, in him was combined the qualities of a gambler, 
sharper, and business man. 

He bought the friendship of every person who added anything 
in the way of new inventions to the frauds already known, by 
furnishing them with means, if necessary, to perfect their inven 
tion, or whenever the productions of their brains were in anywise 
useful to him, he put them in practice. From among the hang 
ers-on around faro-rooms, he picked up young men of genteel 
appearance, who, if they showed any signs of ability, he educated 
into artists, keeping them at close study until he made them per 
fect manipulators in the science of stocking, and taking two 
cards at once. When satisfied with their attainments, he was 
wont to place them in pairs under the supervision of trustworthy 
agents, who were generally brothers, cousins, or some other con- 



BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCHES. 245 

nections of the Skagg family. These worthy mentors were well 
acquainted with the localities where faro-players might he found, 
and they generally took charge of the money, and attended to 
the business of the firm. It may be here premised that it was 
only to the most tried and trustworthy of his artists, that Mr. 
Skaggs ever entrusted any money. 

From the year 1853 to 1856, he had scattered over the country, 
from the lakes to the gulf, and from the Atlantic to the Pacific, 
as many as twenty of these business associations, or firms, as I 
shall call them, for want of a better name. Wherever play could 
be secured, the agents were instructed to hazard the bank money, 
in all cases where any doubts existed, that any attempt at cheat 
ing might lead to detection. Consequently, their games pos 
sessed every appearance of fairness, even to the most suspicious 
gambler. For more than two years his schemes worked admirably j 
but at length the true character of his games leaked out, and a 
hue and cry was raised against them throughout the country. 
fill the name of " Skaggs' patent dealers," as they were termed, 
was a synonym among gamblers for all sorts of frauds and dis 
honesty at the gaming-table. 

Whenever .Skaggs was notified by one of his firms that the 
bank was broken, or its fortunes at a very low ebb, he immedi 
ately telegraphed for the members to return, and sent out a fresh 
installment to fill their places. . When the unlucky operators ar 
rived, they were furnished with another stake, and started off to 
a new field of labor. He was liberal to his "broken" artists; in 
fact, they were seldom otherwise than broken ; he furnished them 
with banks, money to pay their expenses, and gave to each 25 
per cent, of the profits after paying expenses. From each bank 
to which he furnished money, he deducted in advance a yearly 
interest of ten per cent., and if his "artists " fell into his debt, he 
took their due-bills for the amount. 

He must during his lifetime have educated and given a start to 
as many as fifty artists, a few of whom made money for him ; but 
by far the greater part of them betrayed their trust. All these 
individuals possessed, in common with their class, a penchant for 
fine clothes, diamonds, and jewelry, and were by no means averse 
to champagne and fancy women. For the supply of these tastes 
money was required, and when they had squandered their own, 
the money belonging to the bank was brought into requisition. 



246 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

Skaggs was at various periods concerned in first-class skinning - 
houses, both in New York and New Orleans, and also speculated 
in mules, sheep, real estate, and bank-stocks. As early as 1847 
he owned a splendid sugar plantation, within fifty miles of the 
latter city, on which he worked about two hundred as likely look 
ing negroes as could be seen in the State. He was in every 
sense a kind master, and when, in 1848, cholera visited that region, 
he staid upon his plantation and nursed those who were stricken 
down by it, as tenderly as if they had been his own children. He 
lost but seven of his slaves, while neighboring plantations were 
almost depopulated by that terrible scourge ; the ignorant blacks 
being left to its mercy by their cowardly masters, who sought 
safety in flight on its first appearance among them. 

About the year 1859 he dismissed all his patent dealers, and 
took no farther interest in gambling. The war breaking out 
shortly afterwards proved his ruin, the slaves being emancipated, 
and his plantation and real estate property greatly depreciated 
in value. At the commencement of tho war he was worth a 
million of dollars, at its close he was almost a pauper. The loss 
of his plantation and negroes did not affect his energies. He ran 
the blockade, speculated in cotton and sugar in and around 
New Orleans with great success, and would no doubt have re 
trieved his shattered fortunes, had he not been so strong a be 
liever in the ultimate success of the Confederacy. To the last 
moment he bought its bonds and money, of which he had in his 
possession about three millions when that institution caved in. 
This was the heaviest blow he had ever received, and he never 
rallied from it. He stood up to whiskey for relief, and fought 
manfully for over two years; but it finally planted him at last. 
He died in Texas in 1870, and I doubt if he was possessed of a 
dollar in the world, or its equivalent, unless it was a few acres of 
unsaleable land in that State. Peace to his manes ! 

The ruling passion of Skaggs was the love of money. When 
worth a million he would travel a hundred miles on a stormy 
night, on horseback, if by so doing he could rob any one of as 
many dollars at cards. He would at times take an even hazard 
at gambling with his money, which fact placed him far above his 
tribe, who never do so suicidal a thing. He showed no traits of 
generosity or liberality outside his own family or kindred ; but 
nevertheless, in all business transactions, was the soul of probity. 



BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCHES. 247 

COL. J. J. BETANT. 

This gentleman for many years enjoyed the honor of being 
well-known in the Southwest and California. His military title, 
of which he was vain, was, like those of many others in the South 
ern States, a greatness thrust upon him by his towns-people. He 
was a native of Lynchburg, Va., and there received an ordinary 
education. Before he was twenty years of age he made his bow 
to the public from the ring of a traveling circus, where he per 
formed on the slack rope, and swallowed a sword for the delec 
tation of the audience. Becoming tired of his roving life, he left 
the circus, took to himself a wife and settled down in Jackson, 
Miss., where he opened a grocery store. Subsequently he kept 
a hotel in the same place. In the course of a year or so he cast 
this business aside also, and began trading in negroes, and it was 
while pursuing this ennobling occupation that he was "dubbed" 
a "Colonel. It is impossible to enumerate, at this late day, the 
different sorts of business the "Colonel" was engaged in before 
he threw them all aside, in order to devote his talents exclusively 
to the green table ; but he had always one or more partners, and, 
through some unexplaned cause, a wrangle was the unvarying 
result of any attempt at settlement on the part of the firm. The 
consequence of which little misunderstanding was usually a law 
suit, of which the " Colonel" had always an unfailing assortment 
on his hands, from which he always emerged second best. But 
if his partners "bested " him at law, they gained no material ad 
vantage thereby, for the "Colonel" was sure to get away with 
all the available plunder, in spite of sheriffs or their auxiliaries. 

Card-playing, if I am not mistaken, wasoneof the " Colonel's" 
accomplishments which he learned in early life, though he con 
fined his efforts exclusively to poker, brag, and old sledge, which 
games he played remarkably well. While engaged in his differ 
ent business operations he played cards whenever an opportunity 
occurred, and, having a great veneration for the profession and a 
still more exalted opinion of his talents in that line, he finally 
cast aside all pretensions to other business, and declared him 
self a gambler. He was naturally a heavy better, and no person 
could be found capable of winning more money than he, if for 
tune favored him. He understood the advantages of display, and 
spent his money freely with those who were rich, more especially 



248 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

when he had designs on their pockets. He had more assurance 
than twenty men ought to be entitled to, and would obtain what 
credit and borrow what money he could, with the predetermina 
tion of never paying a cent of it. Still, no man in California or 
the Southwestern States had more wealthy and influential friends 
than Col. J. J. Bryant. 

It was during the great Mississippi land sales, when Brandon 
money was almost as plentiful as mosquitoes in the swamps of 
Louisiana, that he commenced his gambling career. At that 
period he knew nothing of the arts of sharpers. But if he was 
unable to fleece the verdant fools who gave him their confidence, 
with a two-card box, he borrowed their money under various 
false pretenses, or induced them to take an interest in his games 
and then "throw them off." The following anecdote will serve 
to show the character of the man, and the lengths he would go 
to obtain money. Charles Cora, the same that was afterwards 
hanged by the Vigilance Committee of San Francisco in 1856, 
was, at the time of the Vicksburg land sales, and those of Jackson, 
Miss., in 1835-'36, but eighteen years old. He was an ignorant 
Italian boy, and had been picked up and raised by a woman who 
was the keeper of a house of prostitution in Natchez. A constant 
frequenter of the low gambling dens under the hill, he won from 
some of the faro-banks there about $2,000. With this money 
he went to New Orleans and won some $8,000 more. He then 
proceeded to Vicksburg, then the liveliest gambling place in 
the whole Southwest. Gambling banks existed, of various 
kinds, both on the hill and under the hill, in log-cabins, board 
houses, canvas tents, and in flat-boats. Vicksburg was a great 
place in those days, and Col. J. J. Bryant was the biggest gam 
bler in the place, being interested in several faro-banks and 
various other banks, and was reputed to be worth hundreds of 
thousands of dollars. 

Cora, on his arrival, started in rough-shod, and soon gobbled up 
seven or eight faro-banks, from which he gained about $40,000. 
Bryant, being deeply interested in the raided banks, started in 
to get even. Cora was an uncouth boy, poorly versed in the ways 
of the world, or the deceptions of men. The attention paid him 
by so exalted a personage as Col. Bryant flattered his vanity and 
fairly turned his head. The latter lost no time in carrying into 
effect the scheme he had concocted for getting quits with him. 



BIOGKAPHICAL SKETCHES. 249 

He stated to Cora that he had lately purchased several thousand 
acres of valuable land, which, in a few days, he intended to sell 
out, and expected to realize from it a million or so of dollars. 
But at the present moment he was in need of money to meet 
some small payments falling due, and asked him for a loan of 
$10,000 for a few days. It was granted with pleasure. Why 
not ? The Colonel's standing was high, and his friendship would 
be a fortune to him. 

Bryant handed over the borrowed money to one of his cronies, 
and directed him to open an unlimited faro game with it. To 
this game he brought Cora and gave him a chance to win back 
his own money. I have said before that the Colonel was at this 
time ignorant of any means of cheating ; but if he had possessed 
a good artist, Cora would certainly have proven a bully subject. 
But the best he could do was to borrow his money, and then 
rope him in to play, with the expectation that he would break 
himself against his own stake. But Cora was in a gale of good 
luck, and walked off with the $10,000 he had loaned the Colonel. 
The latter, though repulsed, was not beaten. He' had urgent 
need of $10,000 more for a few days, to meet another payment, 
which Cora loaned as willingly as the first. The same disposal 
was made of the money as before. Cora was again brought be 
fore it, and told by the dealer he could win it, if so disposed, at 
a single bet. He was not quite so greedy as that, but certainly 
did win it in a few deals. The day following, the Colonel again 
struck Cora for $15,000, which he also obtained. The money was 
put to the same use as the preceding $20,000, and again did 
Bryant entice his victim to the bank ; but what was his chagrin 
when Cora again walked off with the $15,000 in his pocket. 

It is hard to tell how much longer this little game might have 
lasted, had not one of those meddlesome and envious fellows, 
who, in every 'community, take such an interest in the affairs of 
their neighbors, got the ear of Cora, and maliciously poisoned 
his mind against the worthy Colonel. Cora demanded his mon 
ey. The Colonel had nothing to give him but promises, and a de 
sire to borrow $15,000 more, just to make the debt an even 
$00,000. Cora was inexorable, and insisted on having his money. 
The Colonel, in order to rid himself of his importunities, set upon 
him one of the most noted desperadoes of the place, who man 
aged to give him such a " healthy scare " that he took the steam- 



250 -WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

er for New Orleans, immediately. It is quite unnecessary to add 
that he never received one cent of the $35,000 which he loaned 
to Col. J. J. Bryant. 

Previous to the California excitement, which called the 
Colonel to the Pacific coast, he confined his operations to the 
States of Alabama, Louisiana, and Mississippi. During the sum 
mer season he visited the most frequented watering places, and 
in the winter spent his time iu New Orleans, Mobile, or Jackson, 
Mississippi. At this period, his inseparable companion was 
Allen Jones, a man whom I shall introduce to my readers in my 
next sketch. This delectable pair were acquainted with every 
business man, sporting man, professional man, or planter, in the 
whole region, who could play a game of cards. To such flats as 
they could skin in a rough manner at games of short cards, they 
showed but little mercy, but neither of them could have worked 
a two-card box upon the veriest fool. This difficulty was, how 
ever, easily overcome, as they knew the principal brace-dealers 
who made New Orleans or Mobile their stamping ground every 
winter, and to their dens they roped their fat gulls fresh from 
the country for skinning. During each session of the Legisla 
ture, held at Jackson, Mississippi, they ran a faro-bank in that 
place, which was patronized by the most wealthy and eminent 
men of the State, who met there for the purpose of law-making. 
These worthies attended to their game themselves. Not even 
an artist would they keep, for fear he might become acquainted 
with their patrons, and meeting them in New Orleans or Mobile, 
have them roped into houses there, and skinned. The Colonel 
and his estimable partner desired a monopoly of that business. 

It does not appear that the Colonel and his partner had 
accumulated any large sum of money during the time of which I 
speak. Both were extravagant livers, both had large families, 
and were fond of playing at faro, which, together, served to keep 
them almost impoverished. These two worthies separated in 
1849, and Colonel Bryant sailed for the Eldorado to seek his 
fortune. 

The Colonel reached San Francisco early in the fall of 1864. 
Within a few weeks after his arrival, he won, playing at monte, 
about $75,000. He immediately sent to his family about $25,000, 
and spent as much more in endeavoring to procure his election 
as sheriff hi San Francisco. The gamblers of the place were his 



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bitterest opponents; not that they disliked him personally, but 
because they considered him unlit for the office. He would, 
however, in all probability, have been elected, had it not been for 
the opportune arrival of Colonel Jack Hays from Texas, about 
four days previous to the election. The undeserved laurels 
which he had gained in the Mexican war were yet freah when 
he made his appearance in San Francisco. In the enthusiasm 
of the moment, they pitted him against Bryant, whom he easily 
defeated. 

About a month after this disastrous affair, he opened in the 
city the finest hotel which had ever been seen in the State. But 
the times were out of joint for such a costly undertaking, and 
the Colonel sunk what money he had with him in the country, 
at the venture. 

Knowing how popular he was with his faro-bank players, the 
proprietor of the Eldorado gambling saloon in San Francisco 
put up for the Colonel the largest faro-bank in their house, in 
which they gave him an interest of one-third of the profits. 
This bank could win or lose daily, on an average, $20,000, and 
was one of the most lucrative games in the country. The bank 
continued its success until something more than three months 
had passed, and during that time, on each tri-weekly steamer 
which left for Panama, Bryant shipped to his wife, in Virginia, 
his share of the winnings of the bank, and so continued to do 
until he had sent about $30,000. Finally fortune deserted them, 
and in about six weeks the bank lost $50,000. The Colonel then 
abandoned it, in spite of the demands and entreaties of the 
proprietors, who insisted he should conduct the game until it 
won him out of their debt. 

After this event, I do not think the Colonel was ever con 
nected with another banking game, but he played heavily 
against both faro and moiite whenever he had money, which was 
not always. When broke, he relied on borrowing from business 
men whom he had known in the States, and seldom paid them 
back unless some extraordinary pressure was brought to bear on 
him. As he would scorn to strike his victim for less than a 
thousand dollars at a time, it will readily be seen how severely 
he must have punished his too-confiding creditors. Whenever 
he was successful in winning at bank as much as $10,000, he at 
once shipped it off to his wife, to whom, if his own story be true, 



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he shipped altogether, while in California, $110,000. This money 
he lavished freely on his large family of sons and daughters, 
educating and supporting them in the most extravagant style. 
Finally he played himself completely out in California, and in 
the year 1856 left that country. 

In the winter of 1858 he opened a suite of magnificent rooms 
on Canal street, New Orleans. The fitting up and furnishing 
of these rooms cost about $18,000. Yet the Colonel did not expend 
one penny on them, but got all this done on the strength of his 
tongue. In addition to this, he borrowed from a prominent 
jewelry establishment in the place, about $30,000 worth of sil 
ver-plate, to set off his side-board and table. 

This was the first skinning-house which the Colonel ever con 
ducted. The two partners who run the place with him were as 
poor as himself, but both could exercise a two-card box to per 
fection, and the Colonel had a healthy opinion of himself as a 
roper; nor was he deceived. The house, though not in the im 
mediate vicinity of the hotels, made during its first winter about 
$44,000, of which the Colonel received one-half, while the other 
half was divided between the two other partners. Meanwhile 
the Colonel had exercised his talents outside against different 
faro-banks, and was so fortunate as to beat them out of about 
$20,000. 

One would naturally suppose that the Colonel, being so success 
ful, would pay those whom he had induced to fit up his house on 
credit. But no! not one cent would he pay; it was entirely 
against his principles. The most any of his creditors got was 
the upholsterer, who got his furniture back after it had been used 
all winter. Even his wine merchant he cheated, or did not pay 
his bill of two thousand dollars. He never attempted to avoid 
his creditors; he would scorn so mean an action as that; besides, 
he was not afraid of any one. He was a fighter if fighting was 
requisite; but always put off his creditors with, "I can't pay you 
now, but I'll pay you shortly." But that shortly never came to 
a head with the Colonel. 

The following winter he fitted up, at a cost of forty thousand 
dollars, a suite of rooms opposite the St. Charles Hotel. In this 
magnificent establishment, the finest of its kind ever seen in New 
Orleans, he had three partners. His success of the previous 
winter had filled him with the most extravagant ideas. He im- 



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agined that he was going to make in his new house one million 
dollars during the winter, and in order to outdo all the other 
skinning establishments in the city, he wanted to have an en 
closed passage from the second story of the St. Charles Hotel, 
leading across the street into his skinning-deu. His club house 
cards, emblazoned with his name, he distributed about the 
reading and bar-rooms, and even in the ladies' parlor. But the 
proprietors would not consent to the passage-way ; nevertheless, 
his house was nightly filled, and during the winter robbed from 
its foolish patrons nearly one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. 
The year following, murmurs of war began to disturb the equa 
nimity of the South. Money became less plentiful among the 
gulls, even plantations worked by negro slaves could not bring it 
forth from its hiding-place. It began to look rather squally for 
the skinning- dens. The Colonel thought so, and disposed of his 
share in the house to his partners. 

During the war he fitted up in Mobile a splendid establish 
ment, which he ran successfully for about two years, when it was 
closed by the military authorities. In this house he made more 
than a million of dollars, which was, however, in Confederate 
money. Being a strong believer in the ultimate success of the 
Confederacy, he held on to it until it became worthless. With the 
close of the war he returned to New Orleans without a dollar. 
He had lost one of his sons in the Confederate service, and his 
wife was at that time living with one of his married daughters hi 
California. But in New Orleans he found his old friend, Allen 
Jones, keeping a fashionable skinning-shop, and he extended to 
the Colonel a helping hand for the sake of "auld lang syne," 
and gave him a half interest in his business. Here he remained 
until the year 1868, 'at which time he was killed in the rotunda 
of the St. Charles Hotel, by one Col. Tate, of Texas. He had 
roped Tate to his den and caused him to be skinned of what 
money he had about him. He now asked for checks on credit, 
which were furnished him ; he left the house in its debt about one 
hundred dollars. As he did not return to liquidate his indebted 
ness, Bryant, after the lapse of a few days, went in search of him. 
He found him seated in the rotunda of the St. -Charles. An 
altercation ensued between them, in the course of which Bryant 
made a motion as if he were about to draw a weapon. Tate, be 
lieving his life to be in danger, drew a pistol and shot his opponent 



254 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

dead on the spot. He was tried on the charge of murder, and 
acquitted. 

If Bryant ever paid one of his creditors a debt of a thousand 
dollars, he did so with the expectation of making ten thousand 
dollars by the operation. To use an expressive Americanism, he 
was " a dead beat." He beat everybody he could who was worth 
beating, and was no respecter of persons outside his own family 
and profession. He was uneducated and uncultivated, possessed 
of neither wit nor conversational powers of any sort, but his con 
summate impudence and tact overcame all difficulties. His extra 
ordinary success in obtaining so many dupes on whom to prey 
was due to his profuse liberality, his extravagant habits, and the 
generous manner in which he entertained those with whom he 
came in contact. Aside from these, his many heavy losses and 
winnings had established for him a sort of frothy reputation, on 
the strength of which he obtained credit with the unwary, who 
believed him honest, and at any moment likely to handle large 
sums of money. Hundreds of such confiding idiots found too 
late what was his real character, and cursed the hour in which 
they first made the acquaintance of Col. J. J. Bryant. 

"Descend to hell with the curses of orphans and widows!" 
shrieked a half maniac woman, as she gazed on the bloody and 
pallid face of Kobespierre, as he lay in the tumbril which was 
dragging him to the guillotine. The curse was re-echoed through 
Christendom; yet the landlord of Robespierre loved him, and 
his brother gave his life for him. 

With all his grand faults, Bryant had also his redeeming qual 
ities. He was generous and liberal to a fault, and the indigent 
never called upon him in vain. He would sell the coat from his 
back to assist a stranger in need. He was the foe of all cruelty' 
and had plenty of nerve to oppose it, and did so successfully 
whenever he had an even chance. He paid liberally those who 
labored for him, and never was known to cheat a small trades 
man out of his bill. With his partners he was honest. His ne<rro 
servant, Sully, lived with him over thirty years. The Colonel 
purchased him with his wife and children, the latter of whom he 
caused to be educated at one of the schools in Ohio, and so 
great was the attachment of Sully nnd his wife, that, duriner the 
reign of slavery, they followed the Colonel and his family to Cali 
fornia and back again to the slave States. However straitened 



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might be bis circumstances anu ^o was frequently witbout money 
for weeks at a time he could not be induced to oell one of his 
slaves, nor did he fail to take the best of care of his own family. 
However hard pressed he might be for money, his wife and 
children were well provided for. His sons and daughters were 
educated in the best colleges and schools; one of* the former 
fell, fighting for the Confederacy, while the other is now a prac 
ticing physician in Illinois. His three daughters all married 
respectable men, one of whom is an able lawyer of California. 

The two characters which I have endeavored to sketch for 
the reader are dissimilar in habits, manners and disposition, yet 
each were no less pirates on society. One was generous and ex 
travagant, while the other was mean and stingy. One was a 
fraud in nearly all his business transactions, while the other 
was the soul of probity. Both of them would, however, hazard 
their money at 'the gambling-table on the square, which places 
them as far above the common run of sharpers as the brilliancy 
of the diamond surpasses a piece of common charcoal. I shall 
now introduce two other worthies, who are a fair specimen of 
those men who are running aristocratic skirming-games in our 
large cities and at our fashionable watering-places. 

ALLEN JONES. 

This name has already figured in the foregoing sketch, as 
the partner of Col. J. J. Bryant, and I would have spared my 
readers any further acquaintance with him, had not his unpre 
cedented meanness and his wonderful success in the skinning 
business rendered him conspicuous among his class. 

Allen Jones was a native of Tennessee, and a saddler by 
trade. In the year 1839, at which period he was about thirty 
years old, he possessed a well-stocked saddlery business in the 
thriving town of Huntsville, Ala. Col. Bryant on one of his pre 
datory excursions made his acquaintance, and stripped him of 
saddles, bridles, money, and all the rest and residue of his pos 
sessions at the fascinating game of poker. Being the first person 
who had ever trounred him at that game, he conceived a very 
high opinion of the Colonel's abilities, and petitioned to become 
his traveling companion. The Colonel magnanimously consented? 
and for the greater part of the next decade they were known as 



256 -WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

the Orestes and Pylades of the gambling fraternity swindling 
in company, living upon an undivided purse, and fighting each 
other's battles. When so great a sensation was caused through 
out the land by the discovery of gold in California, the erratic 
nature of Bryant predisposed him to catch the infection, which 
he did in its most virulent form. But the practical Jones saw 
more gold in the cotton pods of the Southern States than in 
traversing stormy seas to join in the breathless scramble of the 
millions who were flocking to the Golden Gate. The partnership 
was accordingly dissolved, having lasted ten years. The insep 
arables parted, whether in tears I am unable to say, but as 
neither were much given to the "melting mood" I presume 
pocket handkerchiefs were not introduced at the final moment. 
Jones' career had been a rather checkered one since he 
abandoned the honest trade of a saddler to follow the precarious 
chances of gambling. Frequent combats with the "tiger, "in 
which he pretty generally came out second best, had kept him 
impoverished. He beat up suckers, and cheated them out of 
their money at short cards, or roped them to " brace dealers," 
there to be skinned, and squandered the fruits of his endeavors 
at faro. Nor did he show any signs of reform until in the winter 
of 1852, when he was offered a third interest in one of the se 
cretly conducted skin-games of New Orleans, if he would rope 
for the concern. This offer he accepted. The nomadic life which 
he had led for the last ten or twelve years having made him ac 
quainted with many persons of wealth and respectability who 
were fond of cards or "bucking the tiger," he made a capital 
roper. This was the first house of the sort in which Jones had 
ever been directly interested, and during the winter his share of 
the profits amounted to about $10,000. He now discovered his 
true vocation, and the ready wealth which might be amassed in 
keeping a "bird-house" on the same principle as that of Pendle- 
ton's, in Washington. But it was dangerous to invest a large 
sum of money in such a house, as it might be at any moment 
raided by the police, and the fine for gambling was $1000 for 
the first offense, and $5000 for the second, and on the third 
conviction the doom was two years in the State prison. He 
had already passed the ordeal of the first two, for dealing snaps 
of faro in New Orleans, and if convicted of the third offense 
stood in danger of being punished for felony. However, he 



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flung his fears to the winds, and opened, with two other sharp 
ers, a handsomely fitted up establishment on Eoyal street, 
which proved a great success. 

This house, opened in the fall of 1853, made, during the ensu 
ing winter and spring, besides its expenses, something like 
$55,000. The following winter the house was again opened, and 
met with better success than before ; but an informer smuggled 
himself into the establishment and caused Jones to be indicted 
for dealing faro. The first information he had of the affair, was 
the finding of a true bill against him by the grand jury, and 
being hauled up and obliged to give bail for his appearance in 
court to answer the charge of gambling. Jones stood his trial, 
was convicted, and sentenced to two years in the penitentiary, 
but the Governor's pardon was presented to him before leaving 
the court-house. He said he had it in his pocket during his 
trial. Be that as it may, he had made powerful friends, and at 
the next session of the Legislature, through the influence of his 
friends and money caused the law against gambling to be 
stripped of the obnoxious clause which gave half the fine to the 
informer, thus virtually destroying the law. The following year 
the Know-nothing party got possession of the city, and, as Jones 
soon proved himself one of its ablest supporters, he was relieved 
from all fears of further persecution. He now showed the most 
sordid and grasping disposition; he owned his establishment, 
and however many sharpers were there employed to assist, he 
invariably claimed half the plunder. Not being satisfied with 
this, he concocted the following scheme for robbing his partners. 
Whenever his wealthy patrons desired to gamble in his house on 
credit, he permitted them to do so, and debts of this kind from 
thirty to fifty thousand would be owing to the house of a season. 
These debts, or a large majority of them, he would secretly col 
lect and retain the money. Every winter, from 1854 to 1860, he 
kept a skinning-house, and each succeeding winter had in it a 
new stable of sharpers, and of all who served him, not one ever 
received one cent that was due the house when they left it. His 
partners traced up, at different times, large sums of money which 
he had collected, a share of which was rightfully theirs, but 
neither threats nor entreaties could induce him to disgorge a 
single penny. The only partner whom he was never known to 
swindle, was Colonel J. J. Bryant ; he was afraid to cut any of 



258 WANDERINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

his capers on that redoubtable chieftain. If one spark of 
generosity ever glowed within the breast of Alien Jones, it was 
stilled the moment he began to accumulate a little money and 
be placed above actual want. Honesty was entirely foreign to 
his nature, and his rascally greedy and domineering disposition 
aroused against him the enmity of his own class to such a degree 
that, hi such a place as New Orleans during the reign of Thug 
gery, it is a wonder be- was not assassinated. The year previous 
to the breaking out of the war, he owned a fine plantation on 
the Mississippi River twenty-five miles above Vicksburg, on 
which he worked two hundred and twenty-five slaves, who 
made, in the year 1859, nine hundred bales of cotton. Besides 
this, he owned two fine houses and lots in New Orleans, for one 
of which he was offered $60,000. Altogether, he must have been 
worth about $400,000, all of which sprang from the magic 
recesses of a two-card faro box. 

In the height of his prosperity the civil war swooped down 
upon him, and tore from his grasp the large fortune he had 
accumulated by the most sordid frauds. His slaves were gone, 
but he still retained his plantation and city property, though 
much reduced in value. Immediately after the city of New 
Orleans again fell under civil government, Jones reopened his 
skmning-den, taking as partner, as I have before stated, Colonel 
Bryant. But money was scarce, and the wealthy planters and 
merchants, who were wont to surrender their money so confid 
ingly to the two-card boxes, were either dead or impoverished, 
and skinning-houses were getting, besides, pretty well played 
out there, since several square banks had obtained an ascendency. 
After the death of his partner, Jones continued to keep his 
house open, but with indifferent success. He now commenced 
playing against the different faro-banks in the city, a thing he 
had not done since the beginning of his successful career, driven 
thereto, no doubt, by ennui. In the course of a year, he lost what 
money he had and what money he could raise by mortgaging 
his city property, in all about $70,000. His plantation he had 
made over to his wife and children at the breaking out of the 
rebellion, fearing that retaining it in his own name would cause 
it to be confiscated. This his wife held on to, or he would most 
certainly have played it off against faro. At the present time 
he has no more money to buy chips, and consequently cannot 



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pursue his favorite amusement. He has not the general " dernier 
resort" of his stripe, to open another skiuuing-house, for he is so 
completely played out that nobody would patronize his game, 
and he bears among those to whom he is well known, the 
unenviable reputation of being the meanest and most sordid 
wretch that ever disgraced the fraternity of sharpers. 

HENRY PRICE M C GRATH. 

The reader will doubtless remember that this is the gentleman 
who came to New York with Johnny Chambejlain, and of whom 
I have already spoken under the head of " sharpers." My object 
in once more bringing this " roystering cove" to the front, is to 
demonstrate to you that good behavior and manners, suave 
address and language, are by no means indispensable to the 
successful roper. 

In no other person with whom I am acquainted are the vices 
of fraud, avariciousness, insolence, jealousy, and cowardice, 
more strongly developed than in the subject of this sketch. 
His entertaining qualities consist in being a good eater and 
drinker, singing snatches of blackguard songs, telling stories 
decidedly bordering on the indecent, and chattering learnedly 
on the merits of various race -horses a subject about which he 
knows as much as he does of the method of squaring the circle, 
or the secret of perpetual motion. It is a strange phenomenon 
that such an ignorant, uncouth, and unmannerly loon, should 
have succeeded through so many years in drawing to his skinning- 
house such numbers of men of the highest cultivation and 
intelligence, and making them his victims. Such has, however, 
been the case, and he is one of the most successful sharpers that 
ever operated in this country. 

Henry P. HcGrath was born and raised in Versailles, Kentuc 
ky. His parents were comparatively poor, but managed to give 
their three sons each a commonplace education, and teach them 
each the tailoring trade. The subject of this sketch was reli 
giously inclined, and when between twenty-one and twenty -two 
years old became a member of the church. He soon fell from 
grace, however, and gave himself up to a life of dissipation and 
idleness. He renounced psalm singing and the tailoring busi 
ness simultaneously, shook the dust of Versailles from his feet, 



260 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

and started for Lexington, where he was " hale fellow well met," 
with the worst desperadoes in the place. He here took his first 
lesson in the tortuous ways of the sharper's career by capping the 
games of "thimble-riggers" and " dice-coggers " around races 
and fairs. Having some ability, he shortly learned how to swin 
dle at short cards ; after following this for a year or two, he be 
came initiated in the mysteries of a two-card box, for which he 
was employed as roper by some sharpers visiting Lexington. He 
now began to make some headway in life. Having on his side 
many of those young desperadoes with which Lexington was 
then disgraced, and with whom he consorted, he made his name 
a terror to all timid faro-bankers who visited Paris, Frankfort, 
Lexington, and the different watering places of the blue-grass 
country. By in various ways intimidating these, he forced from 
them a small interest in their games without risking any money 
of his own. If they refused to comply with his demands he pre 
vented them in various ways from opening their games. Such 
gamblers as he could not work on in this manner he publicly im 
peached the fairness of their games, and as he made it a point to 
force his acquaintance upon all verdant faro-players of respecta 
ble standing, with whom he had made himself popular, he pos 
sessed sufficient influence to keep them from patronizing any 
game which had fallen under his displeasure ; because they con 
sidered him "aufait" in all gambling matters. After commend 
ing himself to the favor of faro-players, he either borrowed their 
money to play against a bank, or roped them to the first itine 
rant " brace " sharper that came along, to be fleeced. In this 
manner did Mr. McGrath pave the way for his future greatness. 
Gamblers coming into the blue-grass country during the summer 
months, or the neighboring watering places, gave him a share in 
their games and allowed him to assist at them, on account of his 
popularity. If these games lost, as was frequently the case, he 
never paid back his portion of the losses, it being one of the 
maxims of Mr. McGrath's life, never to pay anything he could 
squirm out of. 

With all the popularity he won for himself, and the ready 
money he had often iu hand, he met with no remarkable success 
until the year 1855. In that year a splendid skinning establish 
ment was fitted up on Carondolet street, New Orleans, by three 
prominent sharpers. Knowing how popular was Mr. McGrath 



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with the "bloods" in the blue-grass region, many of whom visit 
ed New Orleans in the winter, for either business or pleasure, 
they engaged him to rope for the house, giving him an equal share 
in the profits with themselves. Their foresight redounded to the 
filling of their pockets ; for Mr. McGrath proved to be the best 
roper in New Orleans, more especially among Kentuckians. The 
first year the house made about $50,000, and every subsequent 
one up to 1860 it made from $60,000 to $80,000. 

In the meantime HcGrath became mighty upon the turf. He 
bought a stable of race horses (though he seldom won a race with 
any of them), and what with the expenses of keeping them, his 
losses on the turf, combined with his extravagant style of 
living, he could barely make both ends meet, notwithstanding 
the immense revenue derived from his skinning-house. At 
the commencement of the war he had nothing but his share 
in the house, the property having been bought by the com 
pany. I have already related his going to New Orleans to 
prospect for opening his house there, during the war, and how 
he was, in consequence, captured by the military authorities, 
thrown into prison, and kept there over a year. Also how, upon 
his release, he accompanied Chamberlain to New York, and there 
opened with a company of sharpers the most magnificent estab 
lishment ever seen in that city. From this, I believe, McGrath 
received as his share about $200,000, when the partnership was 
dissolved, and himself and Chamberlain withdrew from the con 
cern. He invested his money in a splendid farm a short distance 
from Lexington, from whence he comes every summer to Long 
Branch to assist Johnny Chamberlain in conducting his magnifi 
cent "Maison de Jeu," in that place, of which the reader has had 
already a full description. 

He still keeps up his stable 01 racers, and at every important 
race meeting in the country some of them may be seen. The 
following was copied from a public print dated May 5, 1872, and 
will give the reader an idea of the princely manner in which the 
chief of sharpers entertains his friends on his splendid estate in 
the blue-grass country : 

"McGrath, of beautiful and princely McGrathiana, Sun 
day last gave a dinner to his many friends gathered at 
Lexington with the object of attending the races. Report 
says the day was lovely and the dinner was a grand sue- 



262 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

cess. Among the gentlemen who gathered round the tables 
spread on the blue-grass lawn, under the stately locust trees 
were Mr. R. Ten Broeck, of Louisville ; ex-Governor Robinson 
A Keeue Richards, Esq.; General A. Buford; General John C. 
Breckiuridge; Major Thomas; General Basil Duke; General 
James F. Robinson, Jr. ; General Wm. Preston; Colonel Robert 
Wooley; Dr. W. G. Chipley ; Hon. K. C. Barker, of Detroit ; Cap 
tain O. P. Beard; Victor Newcomb ; Garnett Marshall, of Louis 
ville ; Lieutenant Ward ; Mr. Grensted ; and others. Hospitality at 
McGrathiana is as princely as the estate is lordly ; and it is not 
necessary to add that the distinguished gentlemen thoroughly 
enjoyed themselves. Not to know McGrath and McGrathiana 
is not to know all the splendors of the blue-grass country." 



CHAPTER XXII. 

NEW YORK. 

Time, that restless agent of Nature, had dispelled the frosty 
breath of winter, and brought on its wings the balmy airs of May. 
The trees were clothed in their vernal mantle, the shrubs with 
variegated blossoms, and the fields and lawns green with rich 
pasturage ; while myriads of birds of various notes and plumage 
filled the air with their cheerful songs. It had been a long ses 
sion of Congress ; but already was Washington deserted by the 
most of its strangers, lobbyists, and office-seekers, and the re 
mainder were fast leaving the place, with its sultry climate and 
swarms of mosquitoes, to its proud, pompous, and arrogant den 
izens. 

The Major and myself, having sold the furniture and given up 
our rooms, were making our final preparations to leave for New 
York. Our business during our winter in Washington had been 
but an unprofitable one, and to endeavor to make up for lost 
time and money, we had concluded to try our fortunes in the 
city of New York, by the advice and under the patronage of one 
Mr. Phil. McGovern. This gentleman had, during the past 
winter, made several visits to Washington, from the city of New 
York, where he resided. He kept a coffee-house in Chatham street, 



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and also belonged to the noble army of New York ward politi 
cians. While in Washington, Mr. McGovern had honored us by 
making our faro-rooms his loafing place. He gambled but 
slightly, but drank deep. He was, as his name indicated, a native 
of the " giin of the say," and a big one too, as witness a frame 
six feet two, and proportionably stout. He wore on the front of 
his head a large jovial red face, guiltless of beard, whiskers or 
mustache, while his poll was adorned with a shaggy crop of flam 
ing red hair. He might have passed for a man of forty, but had 
seen more years ; he dressed a la mode, and at first sight looked 
a dignified personage enough. Regarding the disposition and 
manners of this worthy, the reader will have ample scope for 
judging as we progress in our narrative. The Major was be 
witched by the oily tongue of our new friend, and, after a short 
acquaintance, had come to the conclusion that he was one of the 
most noble and generous-hearted Irishmen with whom he had 
ever come in contact something new for the Major, who, as a 
general thing, was by no means fond of the Celtic tribe. On the 
other hand, Mr. McGovern swore that the Major was a "thrue 
Varginny gintleman o' the rale ould shtock, and a credit to the 
Shtate that raised 'im, by the powers." My suspicious nature 
was in nowise aroused by the sudden intimacy which sprung up 
between the pair. Mr. McGovern did not seem much in the gam 
bling mood, and I could not discern in what other way he could 
carry out designs upon the Major's pocket, supposing him to 
have them. They both loved their talk and their toddies, and 
the society of each seemed nearly indispensable to the other. 

Mr. McGovern informed the Major that his frequent visits to 
Washington during the winter were caused by his great anxiety 
to advance the welfare of his political friends, who he was de 
sirous should receive a share of the federal patronage of New 
York city. "Damn a man won't shtand by his friends, Major; 
that's me motto, me boy." 

How far Mr. McGovern succeeded on behalf of his friends, or 
whether he ever had such a benevolent project in view, I never 
troubled myself to ascertain. The subject gave me no uneasiness ; 
but what interested me much more, was the pains that worthy 
gentleman was always taking to convince the Major he was on 
the wrong road to fortune. 

" It's a shame and a disgrace, so it is, that such a fine gintleman 



264 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

as yourself should be spindin' his days in such a dirty place as 
Washington, when it's in New York ye'll get as many faro-players 
as ye want, and be the same token, live like a lord. Lave this 
dirty place, Major, and come with me beyaut there to New York. 
The divel a good ye'll do here at all ! Come to New York wid rne ; 
faith, ye'll uiver regret it while ye've Phil. McGovern at yer 
back. Take me word fur't, ye'll do well there." To these con 
tinual and pressing invitations the Major yielded, and started for 
the city, taking with him your humble servant. 

Within a week after our arrival in the great metropolis, Mr. 
McGovern secured for us a commodious room on the Bowery, 
which he caused to be plastered, cleaned, and papered, supplied 
with a faro-table, a poker-table, a couple of dozen of chairs, a 
side-board, a writing desk, lamps, and other requisite small 
articles, all of which were of the most ordinary description. When 
it was ready for us to enter, Mr. McGovern, who had attended 
to the fitting up of the place, presented us with a bill of $514, 
which the Major paid to him on the spot. Having received the 
money, he conveyed it to his pocket, and proceeded to address 
us in the following strain : 

" Now, gintlemen, we'll all three be aqually interested in the 
good or bad of this room ; but mind ye's, I wouldn't for the wor- 
ruld have it known I was yer pardners. Begorra, if that was to 
lake out, sure it 'ud be the ruin o' me intirely, so we'll kape that 
to ourselves, whatever comes amiss." 

" On that score you need be under no uneasiness," answered 
the Major, in a dignified tone. 

" Troth, I belave ye's ! or I'd have nothing to do wid ye's ! so 
that matther's done for, now for the nixt. To-night I'll bring 
me friends and introduce 'em to ye's, so ye's can see what they 
are. Begorra, ye'll find 'ern gintlemen anyhow, an' with fists full 
of money, divil a lie in it ! An' they'll bet at ye's hot and heavy, 
take my word for it, Major, an' bate ye's too if ye'll let 'em, 
begorra ! Howld a bit ! Howld a bit ! Sure we mustn't do the 
thing shabbily at all, at all. I'll sind up two or three baskets o' 
champagne to thrate the b'ys ! Sure it '11 look dacent on the 
openin' night." 

" I was on the point of suggesting something of the kind my 
self," said the Major. 

McGovern addressed his conversation exclusively to the Major, 



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and never by word or look acknowledged my presence. It is 
true he used the plural "ye's," and opened business by saying, 
"We'll all be aqually interested," etc.; but otherwise had paid 
me no more attention than if I were one of the chairs or tables. 

The Major listened with profound attention to his remarks and 
acknowledged the wisdom of his suggestions and instructions, 
by sundry nods and remarks of " Very good, sir, " and concluded 
by saying, " We shall endeavor to obey your instructions, sir, as 
you are undoubtedly the best judge of the manner in which your 
town's-people should be treated." 

"Lave me alone for that, Major, me b'y. Sure I know ivery 
mother's son o' them, an' can do as I plaze wid 'em." 

" How much bank money shall we require, Mr. Me Govern?" I 
inquired, for the first time putting in my oar into the conversa 
tion. 

" That '11 be a schmall affair. Three or four thousand or the 
likes o' that '11 be lashins," he replied. 

" Very good ! And as we are going to open the bank to-night, 
let us make up our banking money now," I answered. 

" Go on wid the money ye have wid ye's, an' whin ye's nade 
more, ye'll find the check o' Phil McGovern as good at the 
Bank of America for $5,000 as ould Asthor's ! " 

"That's all right, Mr. McGovern," said the Major, darting 
a savage look at me; then bowing to McGovern, he said, 
" Sufficient, sir, among gentlemen." 

"Faith, none knows the likes o' them better nor yoursel, 
Major, an' that the' dirthy subject o' money shouldn't be 
mintioned betwixt and betwane 'em, till the article's naded, any 
how. So now I'll lave ye's an' order the wine, an' in the avenin' 
I'll bring up me frinds to drink it," and bowing to the Major, 
he left the room with a lofty stride. 

When he had left I paced up and down the room for some 
time, meditating on the sublime heights to which human im 
pudence may rise. At last I suddenly stopped in my exercise 
before the Major, and addressed him with, "Major, this seems 
to me to be a very loose way of transacting business, sir. We 
don't know what kind of a game we may have to deal, nor how 
much money it will require to bank it, or if it should lose, whether 
Mr. McGovern will pay his share of the losses." 

"Jack, you're always finding bears and lions hi the way. 



266 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

You're too suspicious to deal with gentlemen, sir. Mr. McGovern 
is a gentleman, sir, and of the highest standing in this city, and 
were he inclined to commit a dishonorable action, sir, towards us 
here, he could not afford to do so. We need his assistance to 
procure customers, and also to protect our game, and 'twould be 
impossible for us to get on without him. But to relieve your 
anxiety, I'll hold myself responsible for his share of the bank 
money, sir; will that be satisfactory?" demanded the Major, 
with some asperity. 

" Certainly, Major, but " 

"Very good, sir ! Now, sir, as we are in a strange place and 
among strange people, let's try and get along as smoothly as 
possible, sir," he said, peevishly. 

" You can't go very far amiss in keeping a strict watch upon 
strangers with whom you are concerned in money transactions, 
and when I ventured to express a doubt of Mr. McGovern, 'twas 
as much for your protection as for mine." 

" I have arrived at that age, sir, which needs no protection 
from others," stiffly replied the Major. 

" I must beg leave to differ with you there, Major, for you are 
ready to place confidence in every scheming villain who talks in 
a highfalutin strain about the things that are proper between 
gentlemen, and flatters your vanity to get an opportunity to pick 
your pocket. I should have thought the Simpson affair would 
nave made you more cautious; but you seem to be just as ready 
to be cajoled as ever. What do you know about McGovern's 
honesty? Why should you be so ready to take his word on so 
short an acquaintance ? This is a matter of business, not cour 
tesy, and the way for him to show his honesty of purpose is to 
come up with his money, and not blarney about it." 

" Keep cool, Jack ! Don't fly off at the handle, my boy; I'll 
be responsible for McGovern, and you shan't be in any way a 
loser by him." 

" Yes, Major, but I don't want you to be a loser by him, either, 
and it's my opinion he's beat us both, already. Look around 
this room what is there to show for five hundred and odd dol 
lars here? Why, I don't believe he's spent three hundred dol 
lars altogether, sir ! I tell you, Major, this man has chiseled 
ns already, and he means to do it again; and he will, too, if we 
don't take him to task pretty sharply. His big talk about his 



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five thousand dollar check is all 'popycock.' Why don't he show 
up his money ? This is no way to do business." 

"Well, well!" exclaimed the Major, testily; " let's see first 
what our prospects are, before we commence quarreling with 
McGovern. I'd stake my life he's an honest man, and means 
well by us. Should he prove otherwise, I'll take the loss on my 
shoulders." 

" Then you intend to let him go ahead his own way ?" 

" Most certainly, sir! Do you want me to dictate to him what 
he shall do, in his own home, and among his own people?" 

Finding that the Major was already somewhat angry with me 
for my perseverance, and seeing the futility of further discussion, 
I dropped the subject. 

Mr. McGovern, true to his promise, made his appearance in 
our rooms, in the evening, in company with twenty or more 
individuals, whom he characterized as the b'h'ys; and a motley 
crowd they were. Nearly all were respectably dressed, and 
some stylishly. Many carried in their hands gold-headed canes, 
while gold and gems adorned the fronts of their shirts and 
glittered on their stumpy fingers; and every face, though some 
were by no means ill-looking, bore the stamp of dissipation and 
debauchery. Their fine raiment, and the gems and jewels which 
they wore, could not conceal a certain air of coarseness and 
roystering rowdyism which hung about them. 

Mr. McGovern presented his "fri'nds," one after another, to 
the Major, and each having shaken him by the hand, in the 
most energetic pump-handle fashion, he, prefacing his remarks 
with a stentorian "whist," and thereby bespeaking silence, 
proceeded to deliver himself of the following speech: 

"Gintlemen! Major George Jenks is one of the rale ould 
Varginny stock; a thrue gintlemau, ivery inch ov 'im. You can 
take me wurrud for it. He's a sthranger among ye's, 'an ye'll 
thrate 'im kindly, for its desarvin he is of it, if he is a gambler! 
He's come to dale faro to ye's, an' be the same token, he's 
brought lashins o' money wid him, an' he'll hand it over to ye's 
like a man if yer able to win it." 

This address received several interruptions during its delivery, 
several of the audience calling out, "Spin yer string short, 
Govey!" "0 gas!" "Dry up and bust!" "Shy yer castor and 
let's drink," with many more elegant phrases in common use 



268 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

among this refined crowd. When the speech was concluded, a 
gentleman at the rear of the crowd, who had not opened his 
mouth since entering the room, remarked solemnly: 

" S'pose the by's kin tell a blood whin they sees 'em widout 
all that palaver. Faith, ye's know a gintleman as will as the 
best o' them, but the divil a harrum in knowin' what fashion o' 
gentleman yer interduced to." 

"Blarney!" "Too much chaff!" "Cheese it!" "Stash it, 
Govey, ole boy, an' let's try the Major's champagne," roared 
half a dozen at once. 

"Yaas, Govey, stash it, ole boss, yer too long-winded," 
drawled a gentleman of the "Mose" order, who was standing 
immediately opposite Mr. McGovern, and who, to give point to 
his remark, favored that gentleman with such a punch in the 
ribs as brought the water to his eyes and sent him reeling to the 
opposite side of the room. This scientific feat was received with 
laughter front all sides, and Mr. McGovern, seeing no more op 
portunity for speechifying, hid his chagrin in the popping of the 
champagne corks. General hilarity prevailed. Two dozen of 
wine were uncorked, and the Major's health, extension of longev 
ity, and success, drank in bumpers with vociferous cheering, 
to which that gentleman responded in a short, but good-natured 
speech. 

Mr. McGovern had meanwhile planted himself in front of the 
faro-table, and demanded $200 worth of checks, which I sup 
plied to him, but for which he offered me no money. Several 
other persons now came up to the table, bought chips, and I 
soon had a lively play. As no arrangement had been made 
relative to the limit of the game, I took it upon myself to fix it 
at $25 and $100, when one of our players desired to make a bet 
on a card, of $200. Some twelve men were about the table, and 
several had shown large rolls of bank bills, and were betting 
heavily against the game. The chances were favorable for us 
to win or lose a considerable sum of money, and the conduct of 
the players was admirable. Not so, however, with the other 
portion of the company. After hoisting in a large quantity of 
champagne, and brandy to top off with, they had gathered about 
the poker table. For a short time they behaved with propriety, 
but the liquor they had drank having had time to loosen their 
tongues, they became pretty noisy. They discussed in loud 



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tones the merits of different ward politicians, fire engine com-' 
panics, prize fighters, and many kindred subjects, talking all 
at once, and using more profane language and slang than is 
generally to be heard in assemblies of gentlemen. Occasionally, 
when the uproar waxed deafening, McGovern would turn around 
in his chair, and cry out, " Whist, ye divils, ye're not at a pri 
mary meeting." After such a remonstrance, comparative quiet 
would reign for a few moments, when the babel of tongues would 
recommence. Finally, amid their rude wit and chaffering, two 
of the party had got into angry dispute relative to their respect 
ive fire-engine companies, which resulted in one of the parties 
calling the other a liar, and a square knock-down was the con 
sequence. The game had dealt up to this time with more than 
usual good luck, and was nearly $3000 winner, besides $400 
which McGovern owed the bank. As there seemed plenty of 
money around the bank, the chances were for us to make a 
good winning, but our prospects were not realized. The moment 
that little pleasantry took place between the two worthies at the 
poker table, the whole party jumped to their feet, and a deafen 
ing shout arose of "A ring! a ring! fair play! fair play!" My 
players also hastened to the vicinity of the combatants j some 
had their checks cashed, while others crammed theirs hastily 
into their pockets. With scant ceremony, the faro-table and all 
other furniture was pushed back or piled one upon the other, to 
give the combatants a clear field, after which they were placed 
in a position facing each other, stripped to the buff, and duly 
seconded according to the established rules of the P. K. Mr. 
Phil. McGovern was chosen referee, an office which he accepted 
with joyful alacrity, to the immense astonishment and disgust of 
the Major. 

" Fifty dollars on Jakey Grier," sung out a bystander. The 
bet was immediately taken, several others were offered and 
taken the moment they passed the lips of those making them. 
" Jakey Grier" had the "call" over his opponent, Jimmy Riley. 
Whether it was owing to the fact that he had knocked down 
Jimmy, or his previous exploits in the manly art, that had given 
his backers such confidence in his mettle, I am unable, unfortu 
nately, to inform my reader, but certain it is, that as the "mill" 
was about to commence, the odds were $50 to $40 on Jakey, and 
no takers. I suppose, altogether, about $600 was wagered upon 



270' WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

the issue of the fight. The combatants pummeled each other 
for something like fifteen minutes, when the "mill" was brought 
to a close by Jimmy Riley delivering an upper cut with his left, 
which landed underneath the ear of Jakey, knocking that gen 
tleman completely out of time. The combat being thus closed, 
the spectators liquored up all round, and a double portion being 
imbibed by the combatants. Jakey, entirely "hors du combat," 
was assisted to his domicile, while the victorious Jimmy, with 
two teeth knocked out and one eye in mourning, not to mention 
the general appearance of his "mug," was congratulated by his 
numerous friends. 

Mr. McGovern and some of his party now returned the differ 
ent articles of furniture to their places, and a general demand 
was made that the faro-bank should be reopened. But the 
Major positively declined to comply with the request, alleging as 
his reason, that he was afraid the police would force an entrance 
into the house. "Force hell!" roared a brawny son of the Emer 
ald Isle, holding up a fist which looked as if it might have felled 
an ox. "It's myself 'ud like to see one o' the dirty sons o' 
bitches poke his mug in at that dure till I'd mash it for 'im." 

But neither threats nor entreaties and both were unsparingly 
used would induce the Major to reopen his game. 

"This is a d n nice hole you've roped us inter, Gov.," said 
one of that gentleman's friends; "these ere fellers are 'fraid o' 
their shadder." 

"The perlice, is it?" said another, "Be Ja s, it's the likes o' 
them I'll kape clear o' the likes of us; it's themselves knows 
we'd put a head on ivery mother's son ov 'em if they interfare wid 
the divarshins o' gentlemen." 

"Ye's must excuse me friends; sure, they're not used to the 
b'ys yet," said McGovern, apologetically. 

"That ain't it! They've took in a few hundred dollars, and 
that '11 last 'em till they die," cried another worthy. 

"Let 'em go to h 1 if they don't open their game," said a 
gentleman in the crowd; " there's plenty o' games in town be 
sides this. Come down to Jimmy Daley's, he'll give ye farrer till 
yer belly aches." 

This elegant sentiment being received with great approbation, 
the originator started for the door, and probably ultimately for 
the domicile of the accommodating Mr. Daley. He was accom- 



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panied by two or three comrades, while the remainder soon 
followed suit, arid stood not upon the order of their going by any 
means. 

"Well, Major! How do you like our game?" I inquired, soon 
after our guests had departed. 

"The money I saw I liked well enough, sir ; but a more dis 
graceful set of ruffians than our players to-night, I have never 
had the luck to meet." 

"Mr. McGovern owes the bank $400; did his play count, or 
not?" 

"Unquestionably it did, sir! Always does in such cases, un 
less an express understanding is had previously." 

"Should he refuse to acknowledge his play as a genuine one, 
are you willing to pay me one-third of what he owes the bank ? " 
I coolly inquired. 

"Pay you one third of what he owes the bank ?" repeated the 
Major, his face flushed with anger, aroused by my question. 
"No, sir! I told you I'd be responsible for his share of the bank 
ing money." 

" Oh ! Very well, Major, I shall speak to Mr. McGoveru about 
the matter to-morrow," I replied, coolly. 

" Speak to him about what ? " demanded the Major, excitedly. 

" Why, about his play, to be sure," I rejoined. " He now owes 
the bank $400. Should we to-morrow ask him for this, he might 
say he was only capping the game in order to induce his friends 
to play. But should we allow it to pass on without any under 
standing about the matter, he might, to-morrow night, or any 
night, win two or more thousands, and put it in his pocket. That 
would, no doubt, be very good for McGovern, but it wouldn't 
exactly suit me, Major, and I doubt if it would you, sir." 

"You mustn't act in this manner, Jack. Wait until they 
show some evidence of guilt, before you commence convicting 
people in this way." 

" There's nothing like being on the safe side, Major." 

" No, no, Jack ; whenever you enter into a business with a 
gentleman, do not insult him by showing, -either by word or 
deed, that you . doubt his honesty of purpose ; and in this case 
it is especially for our interest to keep on the best of terms with 
McGovern. Without his protection, how in the world are we. 
going to manage these brutes? To lose his friendship, Jack, 
would be to have our game broken up." 



272 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

"I am desirous of continuing the game, sir, because I see 
money in it; but I don't care to have Mr. McGovern get any the 
best of me ; and the surest way to prevent a misunderstanding, 
is to ask him to-morrow whether his play must count or not. 
He owes $400, therefore he cannot be angry at a plain question 
upon the subject. If he says his play does not count, we are but 
slightly the losers, and know what we are doing." 

"We mustn't say anything to him," he replied, doggedly. 
"We have already displeased him by closing our game to night, 
and refusing to reopen it. I am sorry I did so. Just let me 
manage this matter, Jack, will you f It will be all right in the 
end." 

I saw it was quite useless trying to bring him to my way of 
thinking, consequently dropped the subject and proposed that 
we should retire for the night. 

Mr. McGovern called at our rooms on the following morning, 
and reprimanded the Major for closing his game on the evening 
before, against the wishes of his friends. "Bad luck to me if I 
wouldn't rather lost a thousand dollars than had ye's done it. 
Begorra, if that's the game ye're goin' to play, ye'd betther lave 
this city. The b'ys '11 not be standin' it, at all, at all ; an' if they 
iver come here again, it's meself ye'll have to thank for it! 
Didn't they swear by this and by that, they'd niver set fut inside 
yer dures agin ? " 

"Is it expected that we shall close our game whenever they 
want a ring fight in the room, and open it again when it is their 
pleasure to demand it?" I laughingly inquired. 

"What the divil is it to you what they want? It's to win 
their money ye's are here, ain't it? Do ye's want to reform 
their morals, too ? " he inquired, angrily. 

"But, my friend," politely remonstrated the Major, "a faro- 
room is no place for a ring fight. I never witnessed so disgraceful 
a scene before, and I've been in the profession thirty years." 

" Thin it's time, Major, ye were acquainted with the fashions 
of New York, if ye's mane to sthay in it. Take me wurrud for 
that. An' more be token, if it wasn't gintlemin ye's had wid ye's 
last night, it's out o' the windy yersels and yer faro tools would 
a gone, by the howly St. Patrick, when ye's refused to open 
yer dirty game to the first gintlemen in New York ! " 

" This must be a rough country on faro dealers," said the 
Major, laughing. 



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" The divil a betther set o' b'ys in the worruld, but they won't 
stand any hurubuggiu', mind that now, Major." 

"Well, sir, I shall endeavor to please your friends in future, 
Mr. McGovern," said the Major. " Tell your friends that I was 
afraid of the police arresting us, or I should have opened the 
game when they requested me to do so." 

"Don't let the perlace trouble yer head. It's too wise the 
blaggards are, to interfere wid thim b'ys whin they're out on a 
lark. But I'll lave ye's now, an' see what I can do for ye's this 
avenin'." And away he went. 

Early in the evening, three respectable looking men dropped 
in, and commenced playing; and later, McGovern came with 
four companions, but one of whom had been in our rooms on 
the previous evening. Our game became lively, and lasted 
till morning, without a "muss" of any kind having taken place. 
Again McGovern demanded checks from the bank, which I 
furnished, and he again neglected to pay for. As he played 
comparatively small, and there was a debt of $400 hanging over 
him, the circumstance gave me little or no uneasiness. When 
the bank closed, he was loser $280, and as he rose from his chair 
he turned towards the Major, and said, " I'll hand ye's that 
money in the mornin', Major." The latter responded by a nod. 
But the money was not forthcoming as promised, which led me 
to believe that McGoveru had no idea of his play counting, and 
did not intend taking any unfair advantage of us in that way. 
As the Major was determined not to ask him whether his play 
counted or not, or, in other words, was afraid to ask him, and 
opposed my doing so in such a bitter manner, I made up my 
mind not to say any more to him on the subject nor to mention 
it to McGovern so long as he continued to lose, but to permit 
him to go ahead until the end of the month. But I had also 
made up my mind, that, in case he played himself even with the 
bank, I would come to an explanation with him, even if I was 
obliged to call him away from the faro-table to do so. 

Our play gradually increased, until we had nightly a full table 
of betters. Disputes would frequently arise relative to the own 
ership of bets, which often resulted in damaged eyes and noses 
and the smashing of heads. These delectable amusements would 
frequently end in a ring fight, similar to that which we had en 
joyed on our opening night. We got thoroughly used to this sort 



274 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

of amusements, and when the combatants had punished each 
other to their satisfaction, we resumed our game. On three oc 
casions small scrimmages having led to a general engagement, 
while the battle was raging hottest the Major and myself seized 
our faro-tools and money, and fled from the field of action, and 
did not return until the following day. Those who had checks 
when the row began kept them until we opened our bank on the 
following evening. Three times during the month was the service 
of a carpenter called into requisition, to repair damages caused 
by these little eccentricities of our customers. They broke our 
windows and doors, and smashed our chairs and tables. During 
the month, we were obliged to buy two extra dozens of chairs, 
and have a new faro-table made. 

During these rows we were entirely free from police interfer 
ence, and every disturbance was settled by science and muscle. 
When McGovern was present, he exerted his utmost influence to 
prevent these trials by battle, or angry altercations leading to 
free-fights; but when the first blow had been struck he was as 
much interested as the combatants themselves. One night a 
powerfully-built gentleman, having lost some sixty dollars 
against the bank, conceived the idea that he had been cheated, 
and, by way of reprisal, made a dive for the card-box in order to 
get his money back. He would have done so, and considerably 
more with it possibly, had not the Major, who was in the look 
out chair, hung on to the card-box like grim death. Finding he 
could not wrest it from his hands, he struck him a stunning blow 
on the head with his fist, which knocked the poor Major sprawl 
ing on the floor, and dragged after him the card-box containing 
the money, which he held still in his hands. The ruffian was 
prevented from doing him any further mischief, by a blow from 
the dealing-box in my hands, which forced him to loosen his hold. 
At the same moment he was struck from behind with a chair, in 
the hands of one of our players. Several persons now began to 
kick him about the head and ribs ; but, in spite of these solici 
tous attentions, he regained his feet, and struck out for his assail 
ants. His brawny fist felled whoever it came in contact with, 
and several of his adversaries drew off rather suddenly to repair 
damages. But they increased faster than he could disable them, 
and as one after another joined in the melee, a storm of chairs 
was rained on his devoted head, and finally stretched him out 



NEW YORK. 275 

senseless. While in this situation he was kicked and thumped, 
and at last dragged down stairs, and thrown into the street in an 
almost denuded condition. For several moments he lay there as 
he had been thrown, and when he recovered his consciousness 
the first thing he asked for was some whiskey. Having swal 
lowed it at a draught, he then stared around him to collect his 
scattered senses. At last, as he looked up to the building, his 
eyes fell on the lighted windows of our room. The sight seemed 
to recall to his memory the late stirring event, in which he had 
been an important actor. He shook his clenched fist at our win 
dows, and muttered between his clenched teeth, "If I'd a had a 
fair show, them 'uns couldn't a whipt one side o' me." He then 
got once more upon his pins, and quietly toddled off. 

Our faro-table had been broken, and many of our chairs smash 
ed, in this fracas, so we concluded to close for the night, in order 
to repair damages, and not to reopen until the following evening. 
The Major's wounds did not prove to be so severe as I feared, 
and I was much rejoiced to find that, with the exception of a few 
bruises, he was, to use his own expression, " as good as new, sir." 
While we were on our way to our hotel, we were overtaken by 
one of our players, by the name of Joseph Chapin. He was a 
small, attenuated specimen of humanity. That he was inclined 
to be sickly one did not need to be told, for his pinched features 
and shrunken form amply attested it. He did not seem to have 
the least fellowship for any one, always came and went by himself, 
and rarely engaged in conversation ; though scarcely thirty years 
old, seemed to be burdened with the cares of age. Since we had 
opened our room, he had been one of its most constant frequent 
ers. He seemed to have a sufficiency of money for his purpose, 
and played almost steadily against the bank, but lightly, and the 
most he would win or lose at a sitting was about $50. The life 
of Mr. Chapin, and how he obtained his money, appeared to 
be a mystery which the boys could not fathom. And many were 
the turnings over which he got in our rooms in his absence from 
them. "Where the hell does Joe Chapin get his blunt from? 
I never seed 'im doin' nothin' for it; I wonder if he dusent stand 
in with the cross-men ? But he never jines 'em !" After which the 
speaker proceeded to take several leisurely whiffs at a remark 
ably dirty meerschaum. The speaker was one of Mr. McG-overn's 
friends; the time early in the evening, ut few persons being 



276 "WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

present in the room. " Maybe his gal comes out to him," sug 
gested another gentleman present. 

" The dirty ghost ! and is it him have a gal ? he's too -white- 
livered for that," laughed another. 

"He's allers got the blunt, anyhow, an' that tells he's a 
keener," dreamily responded the first speaker, with his pipe 
in his mouth. . 

"Joe Chapin, gintlemen', is as fine a pinman as ye'll find in 
the cithy o' New York, an' the divil a man in it can put his 
name to the bottom av a check as will as Joe himself." 

These remarks were received with many exclamations of sur 
prise and wonder, and one gentleman present gave vent to a 
long, low whistle, followed by a "Wh a at! and that's his 
game, is it?" 

"What the divil do ye mane by axing is that his game ?" de 
manded Mr. McGovern, pretending to be very indignant. "Did 
I say anythin' wrong o' the man ? Am I a man capable of sland- 
therin' a gintleman? The divil a bit. Not Phil. McGovern, 
begorra!" 

But whenever Joe's foes measured tongues with him, they 
stood about as much chance as a novice would have in crossing 
swords with an accomplished duelist. He had a supple tongue, 
which was never at a loss to hurl bitter gibes towards his adver 
saries. He seemed also to have a perfect knowledge of every 
one's character, antecedents, and present social standing, and 
he was more pleased to show up the deformities of poor human 
nature than its redeeming qualities. The bullies held him in 
respectful fear, because, on the few occasions in which he had 
been concerned in rows, he had shown an ugly disposition to use 
a knife an instrument held in great detestation by your mus 
cular expounder of the science of hitting from the shoulder. 
Joe and myself had gotten on very amicably together, and he 
often favored me with a dissertation on the characters of those 
who frequented our rooms, and if any one of them ever possessed 
the smallest virtue, Joe had, unfortunately, forgotten the fact. 

"Delightful shindy that, Major?" remarked Mr. Chapin, 
when he had overhauled us. 

. "A brutal affair, sir, very brutal," returned the Major, doubt 
less still suffering from the weight of the fellow's fist. 

"He's a whale. If he'd had a fair start, now, he'd a cleared 
out that McGovern gan^." 



NEW YORK. 277 

"Do you know him?" I inquired. 

"Yes! His name's Jack -Kline; lie keeps order for Johnny 
Walker's dance-house in the Points." 

"He's an infernal robber," angrily cried the Major. 

"He ain't no worse than the rest on 'em, McGovern and his 
gang; they're all on it." 

" On it ! On what ? " demanded the Major. 

"The rob," laconically replied Mr. Chapin. 

"Mr. McGovern is a gentleman, sir, and my friend," said the 
Major, in his stiffest manner, and stopping in his walk to eye 
Chapin from head to foot with a glance which ought to have 
annihilated him. 

"Ha! ha! ha!" laughed Chapin, on whom the Major's 
dignity did not seem to take much effect. "He a gentleman!" 
What, Oily McGovern ? Why, Major, he's the dirtiest thief in 
New York." 

"I am afraid you're somewhat prejudiced against the gentle 
man," I remarked. 

"I always am against low-flung villains and cowardly row 
dies." 

"Has he lived long in this city?" I asked. 

"About fifteen years. He'd been transported to Botany Bay, 
had he not left Ireland when he did, and he left it in a hurry, 
too, I can tell you. He first opened a three-cent grog-shop 
and a fence in the Five Points ; that's where he got his first start. 
Three or four years afterwards he fitted up that rum-mill of 
his in Chatham street, and ever since it was opened it has been 
the resort of the better class of knucksmen, cracksmen, low pol 
iticians, prize-fighters, and that kind of stock." 

"They say he has a good deal of political influence in the 
city?" I asked, merely by way of keeping up a conversation, as 
I knew anything uttered by any person whatever, against 
McGovern, was anything but agreeable to the Major's feelings. 

"Yes, he has with the stock that visits his whiskey-mill, and 
some among the lower orders of Irish." 

"What has made him so popular with the Irish?" I asked. 

"A hundred things," replied Chapin. " He gets city contracts, 
and keeps them in work ; trusts them for rum at his dead-fall ; 
gets up prize-fights for their amusement, and whenever they're 
'pulled' by the police, he gets them out of quod." 

"Then he must have some weight with the police?" I said. 



278 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

"Weight with the police? You may bet he has, when he can 
send any one he takes a notion, over to the island, or up the 
river." 

"What do you mean by over on the island or up the river?" 

"Why, can have them sent to the penitentiary or Sing Sing." 

"Oh! that's coming it rather rough, Chapin." 

"Well, you just let anybody who hasn't friends in New York, 
just stack up against McGovern and his crew, that wants to ; 
but I tell you they'll soon find themselves where the dogs won't 
bite em', and they'll stand an almighty poor chance o' getting 
their liberty too." 

" But how can he have an innocent man sent to prison?" 

"Because he can get fifty men to go into the witness box and 
swear to just what he wants 'em to. He's in with all the detect 
ives, and the heads of police departments, and is influential 
with many of the police judges, and other high officials ; that's 
how he can do it." 

"That's a hard customer to have for an enemy, ain't it, 
Major?" I asked. 

"Pshaw! Mr. Chapin is amusing himself at our expense," 
contemptuously replied the Major. 

"Well, Major, that's the politest way I've heard yet of telling a 
man he lies; but take a fool's advice, if you want to stay in New 
York, don't make an enemy of Phil McGovern." 

"Mr. McGovern is my friend, sir, and has no cause to be my 
enemy, sir. I never make enemies, sir," replied the Major, be 
coming more and more heated with every repetition of the "sir." 

Fearing an angry altercation might ensue between them, I 
asked Chapin if McGovern, that he knew of, ever injured the 
business of any faro-dealer in New York. 

"No strange gambler has dealt faro in the city for the last 
three years, but McGovern has black-mailed him in some way 
or other. If he couldn't cajole him into letting him have an in 
terest in the game without putting up his own money, he set 
his ruffianly gang on to break up the game. And he has put 
up jobs with the police to have gamblers arrested, thrown into 
prison, and there kept until they were willing to come down 
handsomely, in order to regain their liberty ; and for no other 
reason in the world, only because they wouldn't stand black 
mailing." 



NEW YORK. 279 

"Well, Chapin, if that's the case, I'll try and keep on the 
right side of him during our stay here." 

"You can do that in only one way by letting the dirty thief 
rob you in some way or another," said Chapin, who now, with a 
"good-night," left us, and crossed the street, on his way to his 
own lodgings. 

"Chapin draws a pretty rough picture of Mr. Mac," I ob 
served. 

"Now, Jack! how on earth can you give credence to that 
sleek-tongued, slanderous viper? I've never heard that fellow 
speak well of any one yet." 

"That's true, Major, nor have I ever heard any one speak well 
of him. But there must be some truth or cause for him speak 
ing in the manner he did of McG-overn, and I'm afraid we'll 
have trouble with him yet." 

Though the Major vouchsafed me no reply, it was evident to 
me that his faith in that worthy had been considerably shaken. 
In one respect he was entirely undeceived. In Washington he 
had believed him to be a gentleman in habits and manners, as 
well as in integrity of principle. In New York he found him to 
be the associate of rowdies, and entering with zest into their 
brutal habits and amusements. Whether he had begun to sus 
pect his honesty of purpose, I could not ascertain, but I thought 
so. However, they always seemed very friendly, and the Major 
invariably treated McGovern with the most punctilious polite 
ness, while he showed the Major the most respectful attention 
whenever he met him at the hotel, where he sometimes came, or 
in our gambling-room. But he never had invited him to his 
place of business, and did not seem at all desirous of being seen 
in company with him on the street, or other public places, 
though the Major, on leaving Washington, had no doubt ex 
pected more flattering attention from his friend, Mr. McGovern, 
while sojourning in the great metropolis. 



280 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

CHAPTER XXIII. 

SQUARING ACCOUNTS. 

The end of the month arrived, and with it our day of settle 
ment. Mr. McGovern, the Major, and myself, were alone in our 
gambling room. When I had figured up, and given a few 
preliminary ''hems," I thus addressed my audience. "Gentle 
men, the bank is winner, in the month, $8,700 cash, and the 
$1,700 owed it by Mr. McGovern." 

"Is it me owes the bank siventeen hundred dollars?" 
exclaimed Mr. McGovern, with a face expressive of the blankest 
astonishment. 

"That's the amount of your losings, at your various plays 
against it," I coolly replied. 

"To h 1 with ye's! An' is that what yer at, ye thieves 
o' the worruld! Begorra, that's fine tratement, anyhow, an' 
meself working fur ye's ivery night o' me life to bring players to 
ye's ! An' I owe the bank siventeen hundred dollars ! faith, ye's 
won't starve for cheek, anyhow!" said Mr. McGovern, rising 
from his chair, and rapidly pacing the room. Then suddenly 
stopping in his walk, he faced me, and said, " Begorra, I made 
a great mistake when I took ye's for a gintleman." 

"Such language, sir," interrupted the Major, "is outrageous, 
and there is no justification whatever for it, sir. Mr. Morris 
demands of you what he thinks to be right. I told him myself, 
sir, on the first night we opened hfcre, that your play against the 
bank was a genuine one, because I believed it to be so myself, 
sir!" 

"A ginuwine one, is it? The divil a bit ! If I'd wanted to 
play in airnest fornenst it, wouldn't I towld ye's so like a man ? 
There's no humbuggin' about Phil McGovern ! " 

"Very well, sir!" said the Major, "if you say your play 
against the bank was not a genuine one, have it so, sir !" 

" Be J s, it's myselfs glad to see some rason left in ye's at 
any rate, an' as the little matther is explained, I'll be civil enough 
to say I'm sorry we had any words on such a dirthy subject." 

"In that case," I resumed, "the bank is winner $8,700." 

" Troth, it's in bad luck 'tis, not to have won fifty thousand. 
But it's thankful we ought to be for shmall things." 



SQTJAKIN-G ACCOUNTS. 281 

" Out of this sum is to come $514 for the fitting up of this 
room," I continued. 

" Fan: and aisy, Misther Morris. Split that small item be- 
twane yersilf an' the Major, as ye plaze, for the divil a cint of 
it comes out o' my share o' the money, mind that, now 1" 

"'Tis but right, sir, that you should pay your share of the 
expenses, sir ! " said the Major. 

" Divil a bit o' right in it, Major. The room was for yer own 
convanience, entirely. 'Twas myself was to bring the b'ys to 
ye's, an' didn't I bring lots uv 'em ; so pay yer own expinses, for 
divil a cent of it '11 yc's get from Phil McGovern." 

" Very well, sir, if you think that just, have it so, sir I " 
exclaimed the Major, in a voice choked with passion. 

" Well, what shall I do now ? " I asked. 

"Do, is it? Settle up the game, ye spalpeen, an' give to each 
man what belongs to him." 

" Then there is $2,900 coming to you, sir," I politely replied, 
taking no notice of his insulting manner. 

" By the powers, that's good, anyhow. Thin hand mo $1,900, 
me b'y, an' I'll lave the thousand in the bank." 

"Three thousand dollars, sir, is too small a sum to bank such 
a game as we are dealing here, Mr. McGovern," interposed the 
Major. " We should have a bank of at least $6,000." 

" The divil a bit small is it, an' if yer players can win it, sure 
I wish 'em joy of it. Whin they win thim $3,000, I'll bring 'em 
twice as much more to win in the snap o' me fingers." 

Three thousand dollars in bank, and one-third belonging to 
Mr. McGovern! Well, that was better than when we first 
started hi partnership with that worthy, for he had not a single 
dollar in the game. 

Again deceived ! Poor, generous-hearted, chivalric old Major ! 
And for the fortieth time perhaps in your life, that, meaning no 
evil itself, thought none of its fellow creatures. Tour generous, 
credulous, and unsuspicious nature formed a rich pasturage for 
crafty knaves to batten upon ! 

The footsteps of McGovern had scarcely died away upon the 
staircase, when the Major seized his hat and cane, and hastily 
left the room, to find relief for his pent-up wrath in the open air. 
He felt, poor old man, humiliated, and feared my taunts; he 
need not have done so, however, for I had no wish to add to his 
torments. % ~ " "* ~~" 



282 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

Shortly after his leaving, I lifted up the window-sash and 
looked into the street. There, a few doors away, stood the Major, 
motionless on the curb-stone, with his eyes fixed on vacancy, evi 
dently hi the state of mind described by the phrase, " a brown 
study/' I withdrew my head and closed the window, lest ho 
might suddenly turn and detect me in the act of watching him. 

That night our game ran until daylight, and we closed it loser 
$490. Neither McGovern nor any of his cronies came near the 
place during the evening ; but shortly after lighting up on the 
following one, McGovern made his appearance, and showing signs 
of being in a great hurry, he walked up to the Major and asked 
him if he had $1,000 he could loan him for a few days. 

"I have not that amount of money belonging to you in the 
game, sir," replied the Major, coldly. "We lost four hundred 
and ninety dollars last night." 

" An' what the divil if ye did ? Can't ye give me a thousand 
dollars for a few days, when I nade it ?" 

"Our money, sir, is all deposited in bank, except what I carry 
with me to bank this game, sir!" said the Major, still more coldly. 

" Blood-an-ouns ! Can't you untherstand a gintleman when he 
spakes English. I want the money an' must have it ; there'll be 
lashins left to carry on your game, if ye's give me a thousand out 
av what ye have there." 

"If you desire it, sir, I will pay over to you what belongs to 
you out of the banking money." 

" How much might that be, Major?" 

"Eight hundred and thirty-six dollars and sixty cents, sir," re 
plied the exact Major. 

"Give it to me, thin!" 

The Major counted out the money and handed it over to him. 

"Now, Major darlint, jist lind me the loan of enough to make 
up the thousand; sure I'll give it to ye, in yer fist, in a'day or 
two!" 

" I have no more money in the bank belonging to you," an- " 
swered the Major, in the freezing tones he had used throughout 
the interview. 

"Is it denyin' me the loan of a few dirthy dollars that yc are," 

. roared Mr. McGovern, in a rage. " Begorra, there's frinds for ye I 

An' afther all I done for ye's here. By the Howly St. Patherick, 

I'd a bet the full o' both me fists o' hundther dollar bills, I could 



SQUARING ACCOUNTS. 283 

av had every tint ye had in the wurruld for the axin. It's de- 
saved I was whin I took ye's undther me wing, and brought ye's 
to New York." 

" Mr. McGovern, we are now, sir, arranging a business transac 
tion. I have paid over to you, at your desire, your stake in our 
bank. Whenever you wish to resume your interest with us here, 
you can do so by putting up your money." 

The red face of Mr. McGovern waxed purple. He had made 
a miss instead of a hit. 

"What the divil do ye mane, Major? Bad luck to the chit I'd 
touch at all, at all, only I've pressin' nade of it just now. Haven't 
I towld ye's always, that whenever ye's wanted money I'd lave 
it wid ye's in a moment V 

" If you desire to retain your interest in the game, we want 
your money now," replied the Major. 

"Begorra, but that same's a shabby way to thrate an' owld 
frind whin he's short taken." 

" I'm treating you with perfect justice, sir," the Major returned. 

" An' I'm to get no share in the bank till I hands ye's the cash, 
is it that ye mane, Major?" 

" None, sir," was the laconic reply. 

"Thin take a frind's advice, an' close yer dirthy game if ye've 
any respect for the heads that ye carry on yer shouldthers." 

" Do you mean to threaten me, you infernal scoundrel !" shout 
ed the Major, springing to his feet and snatching his cane. 

"Divil a bit!" replied Mr. McGoveru, in the most lamb-like 
tones; " it's only offerin' ye a bit o' frindly advice I am. Musha, 
it's a grate frind I am to ye's intirely, Major. Good avenin' to 
ye's, gentlemen," he said, with a mock bow, " fur fear the look of 
Phil McGoveru might choke ye's, I'll take him out o' yer sight," 
with which parting salute he left the room. 

The Major, after this little rencontre, paced up and down the 
room in a state of terrible excitement; but according to his 
custom in such cases, he did not give vent to his feelings in 
curses, as another might have done, but only paced up and down 
in moody silence, with his cane stuck under his arm, at a right 
angle. 

"Well, Major," I ventured presently, "what do you intend 
doing now ?" 

"I shall leave for Richmond to-morrow, and stay there, sir. 



284 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

It's the only place fit for a gentleman to live in. I feel," he said 
with a perceptible effort, after a slight pause, "that I have de 
served this punishment, and am provoked and disgusted with my 
self, for associating so long with such a set of unmitigated rascals 
and scoundrels. I ought to have left the city the next day after 
the disgraceful row the infernal ruffians kicked up the first night 
we opened here ; I did think of doing it at the time, but the ex 
pense which we had incurred in getting here, and fitting up this 
place, together with the amount of money which I saw a chance 
of winning, decided me on remaining, against my better judg 
ment an error I now greatly regret." 

"Then you have concluded to remain here no longer than to 
morrow !" 

" No, sir; I shall start for Richmond to-morrow morning, as I 
told you." 

" Then I shall remain here and deal faro," I replied, with the 
utmost coolness. 

He wheeled suddenly around and gazed at me in speechless 
astonishment, as if he thought I had surely gone demented. 
Finally he found voice to ask, "Are you mad?" 

" No ! but I mean to see if that contemptible Irish ruffian can 
prevent me from dealing my game here." 

"I would not join you, sir, in your venture, for all the money 
I've seen in the infernal place since I came into it. I don't be 
lieve even our lives would be safe since that brutal villain has 
become our enemy." 

" I don't wish or expect you to run any risk of the kind, Major; 
I'll go it alone ! " 

At first he thought I was on the bluff, but when he found I was 
hi sober earnest, and meant doing exactly as I said, he tried 
every argument of which he was master, to dissuade me from 
so dangerous an undertaking as he believed this to be. He beg 
ged and coaxed me to abandon my insane project, as he call 
ed it, and prophesied it would end in my being murdered or 
sent to State prison. But I was inexorable, and determined on 
carrying out my foolhardy enterprise. 

The next evening I accompanied him on board the Richmond 
steamer, where, before bidding him "good-bye," he extracted 
from me a solemn promise to keep him posted up on all my 
movements in New York, and that, in case I failed to succeed 



LN THE LOCK-UP. 285 

there as I anticipated, I would immediately join him in Rich 
mond. 

Even at the last moment the old fellow tried to induce me to 
abandon my foolish project and accompany him, offering to leave 
the steamer, and wait for the next one, in order to give me an 
opportunity for making my preparations for leaving ; but I was 
inexorable. 

"Good-bye, Jack, my boy," he said, as the gang-plank was 
about being withdrawn. "You know where Richmond lies, and 
whatever happens, you've always got a friend there, in Major 
George Jenks." 

At that moment I would have given the last dollar I possess 
ed in the world, had my baggage been on board that steamer, 
and I ready to accompany the Major on his exodus from New 
York. But foolish pride withheld me, and prevented me from 
putting into execution the greatest desire of my heart. 

I watched the steamer until her smoke-stacks were lost in the 
dim distance, then retraced my steps to my hotel, feeling more 
sorrowful and lonely than I had ever felt before in my life. 



CHAPTER XXIV. 

IN THE LOCK-UP. 

On my return from seeing the Major off for Richmond, I im 
mediately sought the advice and assistance of Mr. Chapin, for 
want of better, made him acquainted with the state of my 
affairs, and confided to him my intention to keep open my faro- 
rooms at all hazards. Having heard me to the end, he gave a 
discouraging shake of his head, and at once advised me to fol 
low the Major as soon as practicable. 

" You'd make a d n nice job of it, going up against McGovern 
and his bruisers. Why, they'll bust you all up in five minutes, 
and what are you going to do about it f No, no, McGovern and 
his stripe rule the roost here, and my best advice to you, as a 
friend, is to close up yer crib, and make yourself scarce round 
these diggin's, fur a while, anyhow." 

But this advice by no means coincided with my desires. 



286 WANDERINGS OF A. VAGABOND. 

" Where's that fellow, Kline, that got such a thrashing in our 
rooms the other night?" I asked, not even thanking him for his 
advice. 

" Down at Johnny Walker's dance-house." 

" I'll give that fellow five dollars a night, if he can protect my 
room." 

" C-h-r-is-t ! that fellow wouldn't be a marker for that gang of 
Phil McGovern ? s. But hold on, I've got it ; there's Clem Jones, 
anothex Five-Pointer, and the best fighter in North America. 
Now, if you can get him and Kline joined, you'd have a full team 
in harness. Could you afford to hire both ? " 

" I can afford to pay for any protection." 

"Then by God you're all right ! " swore Mr. Chapin, jumping 
up from his chair and dancing a Jim Crow jig round the room. 
" C-h-r-i-s-t ! " he sung out, when he had finished his exercise. 
"Them two fellers can whip, in a lump, all the shoulder-hitters 
in New York." 

" Where is Mr. Jones to be found ? " 
" Well, he makes his loafing place around the Five Points." 

" Couldn't you find-them, and bring them both to my room, 
right away ? " I asked. 

"I don't know I'll try to;" and off he started without 
another word. 

Two hours had scarcely gone around, before Mr. Chapin 
entered my faro room with the two aforementioned gentlemen. 
Both were large, powerfully built specimens of the genus homo. 
Their powerful frames and brawny limbs, together with their 
coarse, heavy features, stamped them at once with that gladia 
torial distinction which they enjoyed in common with many of 
their compeers of the bloody Sixth. With them, a face was a 
"mug" to be "mashed;" a man, a lay figure to be sent to 
"grass," with scientific precision, by a blow from their sledge 
hammer fists. According to Mr. Chapin, they had been a terror 
to the rowdies for years, who visited the low dance-houses in 
the classic neighborhood of the Five Points. I opened my 
business with these muscular gentlemen by offering them a dose 
of whiskey, and when they had tossed it down their capacious 
throats, I proceeded to explain what I required of them. We 
easily came to terms ; Messrs. Kline and Jones agreeing to per 
form what fighting I required, hi consideration of the paltry sum 



IN THE LOCK-TIP. 287 

of five dollars each per night, payable nightly on the closing of 
the bank. "The services which I require of you, gentlemen," I 
said, " is to protect my room. To that end,, I shall expect you 
to be on hand every evening when I light up, and remain until I 
close for the night. You are to remain in the street, and keep 
yourselves from observation as much as practicable, because I do 
not wish your business here to be suspected by any one except 
ourselves. I shall give you a signal by which you will know if 
you are wanted. You are not to come unless you hear that 
signal, but when you do come, come with a rush." I took from 
my pocket a dog whistle given me by Mr. Lane on the day we 
parted in Richmond, and blew a shrill blast. "That's the signal, 
gentlemen, and when you hear that you may know you're 
wanted, and can't "get here too quick. , If I only desire you to 
put some one into the street who is disturbing the peace and 
comfort, and making a muss in the room, you are to do it as 
gently as possible, and put the person out without hurting him 
if you can. But if any rowdies attempt to break into my place, 
or in any manner commit violence about the premises, I'll give 
you two dollars extra for every one of them that you will pum 
mel well." 

" Bet yer guts we'll give em J s," said Mr. Kline, with an 
ominous shake of his head, at the same time straightening his 
right arm and throwing out his clenched fist with a jerk in imi 
tation of that movement known among the "fancy "as "deliver 
ing from the shoulder." 

"Air you specting ennybuddy's goin ter make a smash, 
here?" inquired Mr. Jones. 

"Well, I cannot say," I replied, "but I'm afraid of that Mc- 
Govern gang, and if you see any of them prowling about the 
place, keep your eyes open." 

" I knows them roosters." 

"Wa-al now, if Kline and me can't clean out them cheese- 
eaters, I'll never show my mug to the Pints again," said Mr 
Jones. 

" There ain't no hazard there, Jonesy, old boy. It's a flake 
o' snow to a brick house you fellers can do it," cried Mr. Chapin. 

" I think, Mr. Kline, you've a small settlement of your own to 
make with McGovern, if I'm not mistaken." 

" Not as I knows on," he replied. 



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"Do you remember the fight you were engaged in, in this room, 
a few weeks ago ? " I asked. 

" Yes, I do ! Them fellers knocked the kinks out o' me, then, 
kinder." 

"It was because you had not a fair chance. While you were 
fighting' with the others, McGovern hit you on the head from be 
hind with a chair, and knocked you down." 

" You don't say so ! Is that so ?" 

" Yes, he did, and it was a cowardly act," I replied. 

"What more could you expect from such a dirty, cowardly 
louse?" asked Mr. Chapin. 

" I'll punch his head in for that," said Mr. Kline, shaking a 
brawny fist in the air. 

" He richly deserves it, Mr. Kline," I responded. 

" I'll eat that red head o' hissen off fur that," said Mr. Kline, 
gritting his teeth together till the sound was painfully distinct, 
and caused the cold chills to run down my back-bone. 

My mercenary guardians now left me, promising to be at their 
posts at the appointed time. 

" It wasn't Phil McGovern that knocked Kline down the 
other night," said Chapin, after they had gone j " it was Joe 
Delancy." 

" What's the difference who knocked him down ? " I replied," so 
he thinks it was McGovern, it answers my purpose." 

"Phew!" he whistled. "Not a bad job for a youngster like 
you." 

I caused a strong lock to be placed on the door, and a wicket 
window to be put into it, that I might see the faces of those de 
manding entrance, before admitting them. Several persons who 
had rendered themselves nuisances while there I shut out of the 
room, and received a sound cursing for my pains, but I happily 
recovered from its effects. My guardians were duly at their 
posts each night at the appointed hour. Neither McGovern nor 
any of those persons who formerly visited us in his company, 
ever came near me, and I began to feel quite secure. 

I now began to be patronized by a more respectable class, 
since I had rid the room of many roughs and loafers, who had 
formerly made it their loafing place. But the game was nothing 
like as lively as it had been before. Still, it was every day im 
proving, and though under considerable expense, I had strong 



IN THE LOCK-UP. 289 

hopes, if not molested, of making money. I kept a negro servant 
-to attend the door, and paid Mr. Chapin ten dollars per day_ to 
assist me in dealing the game. This was, for the times, high 
wages, but Chapin was useful in many ways to me. He was ac 
quainted with many respectable faro -players, and also with the 
rougher characters I was trying to keep away from my place. 
For ten days everything went on smoothly and peaceably, and my 
bank was about $000 winner, besides its attendant expenses. 
The constant fear of a visitation from the roughs, under which I 
first labored, wore off gradually, and as time passed without any 
demonstration from that quarter, I began to dream of security, 
and to make up my mind that McGovern had abandoned his 
hostile intentions, if he had entertained any. But we are born 
to disappointments in this world, and I was not to miss my 
birthright. 

One night while the game was going quietly forward, and the 
hands of the clock pointed to twelve, a violent ring at the bell 
caused me to rise from my chair and approach the wicket to re 
connoitre. I discovered on the outside the figures of eight or nine 
persons, and with his face pressed closely against the wicket, Joe 
Delancy, the constant companion of McGovern, and standing 
close behind him I discovered the pock-marked features of 
another of his gang, named Larry Mooney. 

" What's wanted, gentlemen ?" I inquired. 

"Wanted, is it? We want to get in. What the h 1 do ye 
suppose we want," answered the voice of Delancy. 

" You must excuse me, gentlemen; my room is private." 

"Is it? Then I'll d n soon make it public," roared Delancy, 
at the same time placing his shoulder to the door, and throwing 
upon it the whole weight of a by no means delicate frame. But 
the door did not yield to his strength. " Give me a lift here, b'ys," 
he shouted, and in an instant Mooney and two more of the gang 
came to his assistance. " Heave ho, and here she goes," sung 
out Delancy in the true Matelot strain, and the whole party 
surged with might and main against the door. Quick as thought 
I rushed to the window, threw up the sash, and, putting my 
whistle to my lips, sounded upon it a shrill note. I then ordered 
. Chapin to buy in what checks were among the players; but it 
was unnecessary, as they had already passed them in, and received 
.their money for them. But three players had any chips at the 



290 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

time, consequently, that part of the business was soon finished. 
Altogether, we had but seven of our patrons present when the 
attack on the door commenced, and these showed the most abject 
and cowardly fear the moment the party on the outside com 
menced trying to break it down. The room which looked on the 
street was on the second story, and had no exit except the stair 
case and door now in possession of the rowdies. Our players 
rushed to the windows, and would have tried to make their es 
cape to the street below, by jumping from them, which would cer 
tainly have resulted in broken limbs, if not loss of life to some of 
them, had not Chapin and myself prevented them from doing 
such a rash act. 

"There's no danger, gentlemen," cried Mr. Chapin; "keep 
cool a moment and you will see one of the nicest mills you ever 
saw in your life. 

Jones and Kline were on the track of the McGovernites, and 
cat-like and unseen had been watching their movements since 
their first appearance in the street, and on their ascending the 
stairway had crept to the entrance, where they waited impatiently 
for the signal to commence hostilities. 

A few of those powerful surges against the rickety old door 
tore off its lock, and in rushed the McGovernites (some of them 
with more force than elegance, caused by the sudden yielding of 
the lock) with the redoubtable Delaucy at their head. He took 
a rapid survey of the room, and seeing nothing to oppose him, 
and only a set of cowering men huddled near the windows, he 
shouted to his followers, " Come on, b'ys, let's clane out the d n 
crib. Dash iverythiug ye's find out o' the windys." And suiting 
the action to the word, and by way of encouraging his comrades, 
he seized hold of the faro-table, on which were all the tools of 
the game. Some of his companions came at once to his assistance, 
and the table was already lifted from the floor, and being borne 
towards the windows, when the ruffians were pounced upon by 
Kline and Jones, both armed with clubs. It was a complete 
surprise, and a complete walk-over for Mr. Kline and his com 
panion. The McGovernites were allowed no time to recover from 
their surprise, until they were knocked off their pins, and lay 
stretched on the floor, to a man. In this condition they were 
kicked and stamped by the boots of Jones and Kline, until they 
lost all consciousness. After which those worthies threw them 



IN THE LOCK-UP. 291 

one by one into the street, like so many slaughtered hogs, to re 
cover the best way they could. The whole affair, from beginning 
to end, did not last more than ten minutes, and the dragging the 
victims from the room, and throwing them into the street, occu 
pied at least half that time. Our patrons fled incontinently as soon 
as the McGovernites were floored by the prowess of Messrs. Jones 
and Kline. The work of these worthies being finished, Chapiii 
and myself were fain to put out the lights, our servant having 
escaped from the scene with the players. We then set up the 
broken door against the entrance, and descended into the street, 
which was lighted by a dim moon in its last quarter. Lights 
could be seen shining in many of the buildings along the Bowery; 
but not a soul was stirring, as far as we could see up and down 
the broad street. Mr. Jones and his comrade were standing on 
the pavement at the foot of the stairs, discussing their late battle 
while gazing at their victims. 

I now began to feel uneasy about the condition of the de 
feated rowdies, and asked Kline if he thought any of them had 
been seriously injured. 

" Injured ! " exclaimed Mr. Chapin, in the greatest astonish 
ment. " Why, you can't hurt one o' them roosters; they relish a 
lickin' every now and then." 

I went up to one who was lying doubled up near the pave - 
ment, caught hold of his leg and shook it, in order to see if I 
could not brings him to a state of consciousness, when he suddenly 
raised his foot, and let fly such a kick at me as sent me into the 
middle of the street, and laid me out there on the flat of my back. 
I was rescued from this perilous position by the benevolent 
Jones, who soothingly remarked, " Sarved ye right, he oughter 
kicked the head o' ye. Don't you know them fellers is danger- 
ousest when they're dead." 

On the way to my hotel, we stepped into a coffee-house and 
" liquored," after* which I gave my guardians their wages, and 
two dollars each, as was agreed, for the eight McGovernites 
they had so unmercifully drubbed; which they received with 
many acknowledgments, and promised to be at their post on 
the following night. Mr. Chapin accompanied me to my hotel, 
and as he was about leaving me, I asked him if he thought I 
should succeed in keeping my room open. 

" Keep it open ! " exclaimed my companion. " C 1, yer up 



292 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

: in the pictures now. Whenever one has won a first-class fight 
in New York, he's established himself." 

When I had eaten my breakfast in the morning, I went down 
to the gambling room, where I found my servant settling things 
after last night's scrimmage ; I sent for a carpenter, and had 
the broken-down door repaired, and in the evening I was once 
more ready to receive company. I still felt uneasy, lest some of 
the rowdies were severely hurt ; not that I entertained, personally, 
any sympathy for them. Had the whole batch died from the 
effects of the thrashing they had received, it would not have cost 
me a moment's sorrow. But the thought of being dragged within 
the meshes of the law, on the charge of aiding and abetting 
murder, was anything but pleasant. 

Directly Mr. Chapin made his appearance, I sent him out to 
try and gather some news of the dkcomfited McGovernites. In 
about an hour he returned, and I could almost have hugged his 
skeleton carcass to my bosom, when he informed me that none 
of the rowdies were dead, but, instead of that, were all but two 
on their feet and ready to stand another flogging. 

" And did you learn if they were seriously hurt? w 

"One on 'em has got his head mashed pretty badly." 

"Is he likely to die?" 

" C 1 ! yer couldn't kill ona o' them roosters with a chain 

shot!" 

Neither on that night nor the following one, did any of our 
patrons come to our place. The row had scared them away. 
On the third night, however, three dropped in, played an hour or 
so, and departed. Chapin and myself sat up until after mid 
night, but as there were no signs of more customers, we finally 
closed our room and went to bed. On the following night, as 
soon as we had lighted up, Chapin and my servant, as was their 
custom at that hour, went to their suppers, leaving me alone in 
my room. They had been gone scarcely five minutes, when the 
door-bell was rung violently. I hastened to open the wicket 
and look. out. I discovered several persons in the uniform of 
policemen, and, as far as I could see from my place of espial, the 
stairway was blocked by them. I therefore concluded their num- 
- bers were considerable, eight or ten at least. 

" Open that door ! " was the surly reply to my question of 
--" What do you want, gentlemen?" 



IN THE LOCK-UP. 2 

"On what authority must I open my door?" 

"-Fin a lieutenant of police. Do you see that?" answered 
the person standing at the wicket, at the same time pointing to 
the silver star on the breast of his coat. 

" Yes, I see it," I replied, "but whoever you are, you cannot 
come into my rooms without you have the warrant of a magis 
trate," was my answer. 

" Open the door, or Fll break it in! " was his response. 

" Do it at your peril ! " I rejoined. 

"Burst in the door," ordered he of the silver star. He was 
immediately obeyed, and my room was filled with a swarm of 
blue coats, headed by a tall, powerful, red-haired and sandy 
whiskered fellow, who claimed to be their lieutenant. He 
took a rapid survey of the room, and seeing no one but myself 
there, he roughly accosted me with, "Where's your com 
panions, young man?" 

" I am sole master here," I replied. 

"None o' your impudence, youngster! where's them hired 
murderers o' yourn! Kline and Jones, and that sneak thief, 
Chapin?" 

"You've got a d n sight of effrontery, you mean scoundrel, to 
break into a man's house without a warrant from a magistrate, 
at any rate, and it may cost you dear, before it's done with." 

" Put the darbies on the kid," drawled out the lieutenant to 
one of his subordinates, and in a moment more I was adorned 
with a portion of the jewelry belonging to the city. "Take 
everything here to the station-house, and take the kid to the 
lock-up," ordered the red-haired lieutenant; and I soon had 
ocular demonstration of the ease with which a man, guilty of no 
crime, may be entombed in a prison. 

On our arrival at the station-house I was relieved of my 
"darbies," and handed over to an ancient citizen, who lost no 
time in going through my clothes, and relieving me of my watch 
and $1,024 in money. Being ever in dread of my present mis 
fortune, and also afraid of being robbed, I had, since I parted 
from the Major, kept no money in my possession, except about 
$1,000, which I considered sufficient for banking my game. The 
remainder, amounting to something like $8,000, I kept deposited 
in the Bank of North America, 

I gave my name to the clerk as John Grimes, and demanded 



294 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

of him a receipt for my money and watch. "We don't give any," 
he gruffly answered. " Then I call upon you, and you, and you," 
I said, pointing to the policemen who were present, " to take 
notice that a gold watch, Tobias, maker, No. 1980, and $1024, 
in New York city bank bills, have been taken from me ; I wish 
you to bear this in mind, gentlemen, for I may have to call upon 
you to prove it." A general laugh was the only response to this 
appeal. 

"Lock the kid in No 17," ordered a gentleman behind the desk. 

In a few moments I was gazing out onto a small paved court 
yard, from between the iron bars of my cell door. I had the 
apartment all to myself, "the monarch of all I surveyed," in a 
limited sense. I paced the floor of my narrow quarters until I 
heard the city clocks strike five, when I threw myself on the 
straw in one corner, and was soon lost to life's cares and sorrows. 

" Tired natnre'8 sweet restorer, balmy sleep." 

I was awakened from my slumbers by the unlocking of my 
prison door, and a coarse voice fell on my ear with " Here's yer 
bruckfast." I looked up and saw two men, one of whom held in 
one hand a bunch of keys, while with the other he held open the 
door of my cell. The other fellow placed on the floor a small tin 
pan. The door was locked again, and both vanished. I could hear 
the locking and unlocking of doors, and the buzz of human voices. 
The sun was sending a small stream of rays into my cell, and I 
arose from my bed of straw, stiff and unrefreshed, and examined 
with some curiosity the contents of the pan, in which I had been 
informed was my " bruckfast." It contained about a pint of thin 
broth, and a bone with a few shreds of meat attached; also two 
ship biscuits. I had no stomach for this feast, and to procure 
better I shouted through the grating of my cell door for some one 
to come to me ; but no one answered my call. I shouted the 
louder, and kept on doing so, in hopes some one might come. Pres 
ently a coarse, ill-looking, worse clad and supremely dirty fellow, 
showed his burly form before the door, and putting his face close 
to the grating, said, in a cold, low voice, "If I comes in there to 
ye's, I'll make yer screech worse than that wid a cow-hide, ye 
d n thief." This cold-blooded threat, uttered in such a matter- 
of-fact tone, struck me with horror, and caused me to recoil from 
my cell door. 



IN THE LOCK-TIP. 295 

"What the h 1 are ye's makin' all that fuss about, hey? Why 
don't yer spake, ye d n whelp?" he angrily demanded. 

" I see no justification for such harsh language as that, sir !" I 
replied. 

" What do yer want? damn yer," he again demanded, without 
noticing my remark. 

" I want to get somebody to go to a restaurant, and get me 
something to eat. I've money to pay for it." 

"There's yer bruckfast, an' if yer don't like it, leave it, d n 
yer, and don't let me hear any more wind from that trap o' yourn, 
or I'll bust.it. D'ye hear, youngster?" he said, pointing his finger 
at me in a threatening manner. He said no more, but, to my 
great relief, now left me. 

About an hour before dark my cell door was again opened, 
another pan was left on the floor and the door relocked without 
a word being spoken to me. The second meal offered was pre 
cisely the counterpart of the first some broth, a boiled bone, and 
two ship biscuits. I paced my cell until wearied down, when I 
sought my bed of straw, and slept soundly until morning. My 
jailers again opened my door, and again left the same kind of 
meal they had before, and removed the two pans, with their con 
tents untasted. While doing so I asked when I was to have an 
examination; but they only looked at me for a moment with a 
vacant stare, and then locked my cell door. Hunger had now 
gotten the best of me, and although I could not yet stomach the 
contents of the pan, I ate the crackers with a great relish. In 
the evening the same stereotyped meal was left me, and I passed 
the night in the same manner as the two preceding ones. 

During my sojourn in the city, I had taken pains to acquaint 
myself with the "modus operand!" of its police courts, and also 
its upper courts of justice, and was perfectly well aware that it 
was the duty of the persons arresting me to have arraigned me 
before some police justice on the following morning. I had also 
informed myself concerning its gambling laws, and knew the ex 
treme penalty for dealing any banking game of chance was $50 ; 
consequently I had no fears in that direction. Neither did I en 
tertain any concerning the thrashed McGovernites, for I had 
learned positively, on the day preceding my arrest, that they 
were all upon their legs again. I became convinced that these 
irregular and mysterious proceedings had been taken against me 



WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

for the purpose of frightening me out of my money, and I was 
firmly determined that I would not be robbed in that manner. 

With fretful impatience, and much inward chafing, I bore my 
confinement for the first two days ; but gradually becoming more 
calm, I awaited, almost with indifference, the final solution of my 
affairs. 

On the fourth evening of my confinement, between the unusual 
hours of eight and nine* my cell door was unlocked by a tall, 
thin, consumptive-looking turnkey, and I was ordered to come 
forth. I followed him into a wide hall, on each side of which 
were two rooms. Into one of those he ushered me, and ordered 
toe to remain, after which he left me, closing the door behind him 
without locking it. It was a fine large apartment decently 
furnished. A plain but substantial carpet covered the floor, a 
clean-looking double-bed occupied the end of the room opposite 
the door, and against a large window, hung with faded silk cur 
tains, stood a centre-table covered with blue cloth, on which 
burned an astral lamp. On the table were several books and 
papers, an ink-stand, and a decanter half filled with liquor, to 
gether with two or three tumblers. Several cane-bottomed chairs 
stood about the room in a disorderly manner, and its whole ap 
pearance indicated that it had quite lately been occupied by a 
party, and the recently used glasses proclaimed the fact that 
they had been regaling themselves. 

Not wishing them to have any advantage over me in that 
respect, I poured some of the liquor into one of the tumblers, and, 
by its smell, thought it a good article of brandy ; but to make 
sure, I "put myself outside of it," in the language of the im 
mortal Arternus, as speedily as possible. While engaged in 
this, to me, then, very satisfactory occupation, the door was soft 
ly opened, and there glided into the room a tall, cadaverous 
gentleman, with a pair of gold spectacles on his nose. He was 
attired in a claw-hammer coat, vest, and pants, of seedy black 
broadcloth, and wore an immaculate white shirt, with- a high 
standing collar, while around his neck was wound, in voluminous 
folds, a white choker. His head was bald, and he wore no beard 
upon his face. To judge by his bent body, pinched features, 
and the thin sprinkling of gray hairs which formed a ring round 
the lower part of his cranium, he was hunting up fifty years very 
fast. He approached me with a smirking face, rubbing his 



IN THE LOCK-UP. 297 

hands together perpetually (which, on reflection afterwards, I 
concluded was figuratively washing them from the clinging 
filth of all the disreputable businesses in which they had been 
engaged) ; he addressed me in a bland tone, with, " Good 
evening, my young friend ! Taking a little comfort, eh ? Glad 
to see you enjoy yourself. Be seated, pray ! " I complied with 
his request, and patiently awaited his overtures. I was not 
long left in suspense; for, after a few preliminary ahems, my 
companion opened his batteries with, " Bad business ! Bad 
business this, Mr. Grimes." 

I looked towards the door, supposing he was addressing a 
new comer, when I suddenly recollected that I had given the 
name of Grimes to the clerk, on the night of my arrest. 

"Well, I don't know, sir! It looks very pleasant here. Beg 
pardon, sir; but whom have I the pleasure of addressing ?" 

" Sedgewick, my dear young friend, of the firm of Sedgewick 
& Snipes, Counselors and Attorneys at Law, at your service, 
if you need anything in our line." 

"What a singular place for a lawyer's office, Mr. Sedgewick! " 
I exclaimed, gazing about the room. 

" Oh ! my dear sir, our office is in Park Row. This beautiful 
room belongs to Captain Smith, but he kindly allows me to use 
it whenever I visit this place to aid the unfortunate." 

" Who is Captain Smith ? " I inquired. 

" He's the chief police officer of this precinct." 

"Did the Captain send you here to consult with me? " 

" Oh dear, no ! I merely saw your name on the books among 
the list of prisoners, and after examining into the charges against 
you, thought I could not do better than give you a call." 

" Indeed, sir ! You are very kind, and I am most grateful for 
it." 

" Not at all ! Not at all! Don't mention it, my dear sir. The 
duty of my profession is to aid the unfortunate." 

" Why have they kept me here so long, without an examina 
tion?" I asked. 

"Because Captain Smith, who is one of the kindest-hearted 
men in the world, is anxious to save you, sir ! Had your case 
been pushed on at the present time, I'm afraid it would have 
gone hard with you, my dear sir ! " said Mr. Sedgewick, with an 
ominous shake of his head. 



298 -WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

" Why, sir, what have I done to merit so severe a fate, sir ? " 

" I see, my dear young friend, that you do not seem to realize 
the perilous position in which you stand. Let me solemnly as 
sure you, sir, that if matters were pushed to extremities against 
you, six months on the Island would be the most lenient pun 
ishment you could expect ! " 

" You alarm me, Mr. Sedgewick ! Of what am I accused, sir? " 

"There are several complaints against you, sir ! First, you 
have been keeping a gambling house a misdemeanor which the 
authorities can turn into a felony, if they wish to make an 
example ; and in such a position would you stand, were your 
case brought before the courts. Numerous complaints have 
lately been made against gaming houses, by citizens, and the 
attention of the public has been drawn to the subject. You are 
also charged with keeping a disorderly place, and with having 
attempted the lives of several persons there, by hiring bullies to 
beat, and otherwise maltreat them, while on your premises. 
Such an offense, my dear sir, if proven, would send you to Sing 
Sing." 

" And you say Captain Smith does not wish me to be prose 
cuted!" 

" He wishes to save you, sir, on account of your youth ; besides, 
he believes you to have been the dupe of bad, designing men." 

" Has he arrested any person concerned with this affair, with 
the exception of myself ?" 

" You press me too hard, my dear young friend. I cannot say, 
because I do not know ; but if your case could be kept out of 
court, it would relieve all others who have been in any way con 
nected with you. If, my dear sir, you will leave yourself in my 
hands, I will engage to snatch you from the clutches of the 
relentless law. At least the firm of Sedgewick & Snipes never 
yet failed to do that which they set out to do ! " he added, with 
a low cackle. 

" How can you clear me, Mr. Sedgewick? " I inquired. 

"That's my secret, my young friend," he replied. "But this 
much I'll tell you, I must prevent your case from coming before 
the courts. Do you see?" he asked me, placing his forefinger 
alongside of his nose, while at the same moment he winked at 
me with his right eye. 

" Then you think if my case goes before the courts I shall be 
severely punished?" 



IN THE LOCK-UP. 299 

" With the rod of Nemesis, my dear young sir." 

" What sort of a rod is that, sir?" 

"Dear me, you're not up in mythology, sir? Nemesis, my 
dear young friend, was the Grecian goddess of retributive jus 
tice." 

" I don't want anything to do with her, sir. But can't you get 
me out of here, Mr. Sedgewick ? I don't want to stop any long 
er. The soup is bad, the bread is bad, the lodging is bad, and 
everything about the place is bad, excepting this brandy," I 
added, seizing the decanter, pouring myself out another horn, 
and tossing it down my throat. 

" I will use my best endeavors, my young friend. Nay, I will 
get you released!" 

"But when, sir?" 

" To-night, my dear young friend, if you follow my advice." 

" All right, sir ; I'm ready to go anytime." 

"Well, that looks something like business," he replied, with a 
disagreeable smirk, and for a moment pulled his fingers till he 
made them every one snap, and then resumed. "You see, Mr. 
Grimes, money can do wonders, when it is in the hands of a wise 
and discreet person." Stopping for a moment, he furtively re 
garded me. 

" Yes, sir," I replied ; " proceed, sir." 

"Without money I could do nothing, absolutely nothing for 
you, Mr. Grimes." 

" Certainly not, sir ; but pray go on." 

"Let me see," said Mr. Sedgewick, drawing towards him a 
sheet of paper, and picking up a pen he dipped it delicately into 
the ink. " Ahem," he exclaimed, as if in a deep study, and re 
iterating the words, " let me see," a great many times, he finally 
commenced muttering to himself, as he made a suppositions cal 
culation on the paper. " He must have $1,000." At the same 
time he jotted down the amount on the piece of paper before him. 
"Yes, nothing less would do," he murmured, half inarticulately. 
" Then there's Tibbetts," he muttered; "but I'll cut him down to 
$200. Yes, I think that will do," he said, in an absent manner; 
then turning to me, whom he'd been furtively watching during 
the whole of this little by-play, he said, " My dear young friend, 
it will require $1,200 to be expended on the outside, in order to 
get you released. Then will come in the little bill of Snipes & 



300 "WANDEKINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

Sedgewick, but we will be very moderate in bur charges for 
managing this delicate business, my dear sir ; we will put the 
figures down at $300 very low, I assure you, sir. The sum re 
quired, therefore, is $1,500, a small item, taking into considera 
tion the dangers in which you are involved, my dear young 
friend." 

" But I haven't got so much money !" 

"Dear me! I understood you were exceedingly rich. How 
could you have carried on a faro-bank unless you had more than 
$1,500?" 

"Well, sir, I did have plenty of money, but I have lost it. My 
players have won from me all I had, with the exception of what 
was taken from me on the night of my arrest." 

"Dear me! how very unfortunate. With less than $1,500 it 
would be quite impossible for me to do anything for you, my 
dear young friend. You must appeal to your friends." 

"I am a stranger, and have no friends here," I answered, dog 
gedly. 

" Dear me ! and those persons who were concerned with you 
in the gambling-house, where are they ? " 

" At the time of my arrest no one was concerned there except 
myself. Some time ago an old fellow was with me, but he's sold 
out to me and gone now." 

" Don't you think, my dear young friend, that we might find 
him ? " said Sedgewick, with a sly smile. 

" What ! and place him in my situation f " 

" By no means, my dear young friend, but to come down with 
the money and restore you to liberty." 

"Not he. No! We quarreled when we parted, so there's no 
hope in that quarter, and if there were, I should never know 
where to find him." 

" How very unfortunate. I'm sure I don't know how I can 
serve you unless you can get me the money." 

" I have nothing more than what was taken from me on the 
night of my arrest in the prison here, sir," I replied. 

" Dear me, how unfortunate ! It would be cruelty to abandon 
you in your extremity of distress. No. no, we will assist you, we 
will assist you," he cried, grasping me warmly by the hand. 
"The firm of Snipes & Sedgewick will save you, my. dear 
young sir," and while giving me this comforting assurance he- 
shook me energetically by the hand. 



Uf THE LOCK-tr*. 301 

"I shall be ever most grateful, Mr. Sedgewick," I replied, re 
turning the pressure of his snaky fingers. 

"Well, then," he continued, "let me see how matters stand 
now," picking up from the table, where he had dropped them, 
his pen and slip of paper. " It is absolutely necessary we should 
have $1,200 to obtain your release. After the accomplishment of 
that, the firm of Snipes & Sedgewick will wait for their fee, my 
dear young friend, until such a time as it may be convenient for 
you to pay it to them. Now, my dear sir, how much money have 
you in the office ? " 

" One thousand and twenty- four dollars." The amount was 
immediately set down on the paper before him in figures, and he 
inquired, "What else f" 

"A gold watch, sir." 

"Ah ! yes j valued at how much, now ? " 

"It cost me $150." 

Mr. Sedgewick carefully set this down also on his paper, and 
inquired what other property I possessed. 

" A set of faro-tools, valued at $250, sir." 

"What else?" he asked, with his eyes still on the paper be 
fore him. 

" The furniture of my room, worth about $200," I rejoined. 

" According to this statement you have in money and property 
$1 ,624," said the affable Sedgewick. 

" But we couldn't sell the property at any such price as that 
at which I've valued it, Mr. Sedgewick." 

" I'm aware of that, but you would rather keep your property, 
would you not?" 

" Certainly, sir, if I could do so." 

" Well, my dear young sir, the firm of Snipes & Sedgewick 
will keep your property for you, and advance sufficient money to 
make up the $1,200 which you require," said Mr. Sedgewick, in 
his most insinuating tone, and peering at me over the tops of his 
glasses. 

"It's very generous of you, sir!" I exclaimed. 

"Don't mention it ! Pray don't mention it, my esteemed young 
friend," said the delighted Sedgewick. 

"Now, my dear young sir, as we have come to a friendly un 
derstanding, let us at once arrange this business. We must all 
die sometime or other, and it is customary for wise men to set 



302 "WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

their houses in order, for ' we know neither the day nor the 
hour,' " quoted the pious Sedgewick, sanctimoniously raising his 
eyes to the ceiling, "so, as I said before, it's best to have every 
thing, in order, before that awful moment arrives which cuts us 
off from every hold on life." This was delivered with a doleful 
shake of the head. "Now, sir," he continued, "I will advauce 
one hundred and seventy-six dollars to make up the requisite 
twelve hundred dollars, and to secure the firm you will transfer 
to it such property as you have, together with the money, etc., 
you have in the office, which can be effected by giving me an 
order for it on the clerk. And, with your permission, I'll write 
out the order and you can sign it, and after you have done so I 
will get you released inside of fifteen minutes." 

I made him no reply, and he presently placed before me a slip 
of paper on which he had written the " order," and presented 
me the pen he held in his hand. "Put your signature there, my 
dear sir," pointing to the spot where the autograph is generally 
seeu in such documents, and waited for me to place my name to 
a paper that would give to a parcel of blood-suckers what money 
and other property I had in the possession of the city officials. 
I took the offered pen, and while holding it in my fingers care 
fully read the instrument. 

"You say that if I sign this I shall be at liberty in fifteen 
minutes !" I inquired, looking into his face. 

" In less time, my dear young friend," answered the obsequious 
Sedgewick. 

" But if you take everything I possess, how am I to live when 
released from prison, sir ?" 

" Liberty, my dear young sir, should be the first desire of man. 
Sign first, please, and you'll find afterwards that the firm of Snipes 
& Sedgewick will not allow one of its clients to suffer for the want 
of a few dollars." 

"Indeed!" I said with a sneer, dashing the pen down on tne 
floor, and rising from my chair. "The firm of Snipes & Sedge 
wick, and the scoundrels they are jobbing for, will find I am not 
quite such a fool as they seem to have imagined. No, sir ! I shall 
not sign that paper. This is a conspiracy hatched by a gang of 
thieves for the purpose of robbing me, and you, you scoundrel, 
are doing the dirty work of the party. But you've made a grand 
mistake ! You've failed, Mr. Sedgewick 1 I've no money to waste 



IN THE LOCK-TIP. 303 

on black-mailers ; but I've plenty to pay honest lawyers to pros 
ecute- the thieves who have kept me in prison four days without 
a trial, in hopes to extort from me my money and other property 
as the price of my release, instead of at once bringing me before 
the Justice for examination, as it was their duty to have done." 

" Dear me ! dear me ! how very ungrateful !" gasped Mr. Sedge- 
wick, aghast at the totally unexpected turn affairs were taking. 
" I am astonished to hear such language from your lips, ungrate 
ful boy when I was doing my best to keep you out of State's 
prison, too. Dear me !" 

"You had better direct your efforts nearer home, and keep 
yourself out, you sleek-tougued scoundrel!" I retorted. 

"I'll make you repent this, you impudent-tougued puppy!" 
said the highly indignant and exasperated Sedgewick, leaving the 
room and slamming the door behind him. 

Nearly an hour passed before any one entered the room. At 
length, the person who had brought me there entered, conducted 
me to my cell, and locked me up. 

On the following morning, when I arose from my bed of straw, 
the sunbeams were brightly dancing on the stone floor of my cell. 
About an hour afterwards the door of my prison was unlocked 
and I was bidden to come forth, and was again conducted to the 
room where the previous evening I had enjoyed the satisfaction 
of seeing the redoubtable Sedgewick retire discomfited. 

The only occupant of the room was the fiery-headed Lieutenant 
who had arrested me. He inquired after my health in a kind, 
but patronizing tone. " Grlad to see you looking so well, Grimes; 
I thought you might have some appetite this morning, so I sent 
for you to breakfast with me." 

I looked upon this fellow as the principal cause of my arrest, 
and also of keeping me in secret confinement with the direct 
purpose of robbing me. I had no proof of my suspicions, or 
rather presentiments, that he was the tool of Phil McGovern, 
who I did not for a moment doubt was the primary cause of all 
my troubles. The bold front I had shown to their agent, Sedge 
wick, had probably convinced them that they had a more 
troublesome customer than they had bargained for. The invi 
tation to breakfast satisfied me that a change of policy had 
taken place, and that the party who held me were opening their 
eyes to the fact that they had on their hands a huge elephant in 



304 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

the person of John Grimes. I made up my mind, however, to 
behave quietly, and listen to whatever my red-headed guardian 
should say to me. 

I thanked him for his invitation, and told him I had been 
whetting my appetite for the last four days in order to do just 
ice to his breakfast. 

Without making me any reply, he rang a hand-bell which was 
upon the table, and it was answered by a big greasy looking 
negro. 

"Breakfast for two, Snowball!" 

'Y-a-a-s, sir," responded Snowball, standing as rigid as a 
post. 

"Well, what the h 1 are you standing there for?" demanded 
the Lieutenant. 

"What's I ter fotch, sir?" responded Snowball, with a grin. 

"Anything! Coffee, mutton-chops, eggs; and be damn quick 
about it, do ye hear?" 

''So you don't like old Thompson's grub, eh?" he inquired, 
when Snowball had closed the door behind him. 

"Who's Thompson, sir?" 

"The prison cook." 

"No, sir ! I should have preferred to have had my meals from 
the outside, but I was not allowed to do so." 

"You would have been, though, if you hadn't been so infernal 
smart with that tongue o' yourn the night you was pulled." 

"Indeed! I was not aware that I had so deeply offended my 
jailers that they would wish to starve me in order to revenge 
themselves." 

"Look here, Grimes, alias Morris, take a bit ov friendly 
advice, and when you get your head in the lion's mouth, draw it 
out as easy as ye can, or yer might git it snapt off. And while 
we're waiting for breakfast, I'll just take the opportunity to say 
I'm d n sorry I was forced to pull you the other night, but you 
see as how there was several complaints made to the Cap about 
that there crib o' yourn, and in course he had to notice it after 
awhile, an' he ordered me to pull it. I ougbter pulled it the 
night o' the big row, if only to save you from being murdered by 
the friends of Mooney and Delancy. How could you expect to 
last, an' have a 'muss' in yer crib every night? Now do you 
take a hint, an' git away from this burgh as fast as yer can. 



IN THE LOCK-UP. 305- 

Don't you be a fool ! You've made enemies here that don't for 
get nor forgive nothin', an' they're powerful here, an' the worst 
set o' men iu the city. I'm advisin' yer fur yer good, an' if yer 
don't take it, yer friends may find yer missin' some fine day." 

" Then you're going to discharge me ? " 

"Yes, I shan't make any complaint agin yer; I didn't want 
ter du it, an' I've asked the Cap ter let yer go, an' he's done it." 

"Who were the persons who complained against my 'crib,' as 
you call it?" 

"We never answer such questions as them, youngster, and 
the least said about the matter is the soonest mended. I'll give 
yer your money and watch, if you promise me faithful, you'll 
leave the city to-day." 

"What have you done with my faro-tools, and the furniture?" 

"All gambling appurtenances, wherever found, are confiscated 
by the laws of the State." 

"Not until after conviction, I believe, and then the power of 
confiscation lies in a Judge of one of the upper courts," I said, in 
an uuimpassioued voice. 

"Yer want to teach me the law, do yer? Now you take what's 
offered yer, and be damn thankful you've got off so easy." 

"I'm sorry to say, Lieutenant, that I don't feel in the least; 
thankful for your offer, nor shall I accept it. Now, let us under 
stand each other perfectly. Your 'pulling' me, as you term it, 
I am perfectly satisfied was a put-up job between yourself and 
McGoveru, because I did not choose to be black-mailed into 
giving him an interest into my game, where he had not put 
in a single cent of money. He wanted to break up my game, 
and have me robbed by you. You joined him, nothing loth. 
You have broken up my game, but you shan't rob me out of one 
single cent, if I can help it. You had one of your 'Shysters' 
here in this room last night, trying to scare me into giving him 
an order for my money and property. He failed, and that 
should have satisfied you that I am not going to suffer myself 
to be robbed so easily. You are anxious for me to leave the 
city I am perfectly aware why you are so, and am also willing 
to accommodate you, because I don't like trouble, and don't care 
about distributing my money to lawyers, if I can get along with 
out it. But if you keep back from me one cent's worth, which 
is mine, I'll spend every dollar I possess, trying to bring you 



306 "WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

and those concerned with you, to punishment, for falsely im 
prisoning me ! Now, will you give me my property or not?" 

"I'm only here to obey the Cap's orders," he answered, gruff 
ly, "and I can't do nothing only what he tells me to." 

"Then, Lieutenant, it's entirely useless for us two to have any 
further conversation on this subject." I had barely finished 
when Snowball made his appearance with the breakfast tray on 
his head. In silence we ate it, although the negro was ordered 
from the room as soon as he had arranged it on the table. I 
thought my man was anxious I should resume the conversation, 
but I felt in no way disposed to gratify him. When he had fin 
ished his meal, he arose from the table, lit a cigar, and after 
giving five or six savage whiffs, he again turned to me and said, 
in a pompous tone, "Grimes, I did want to get you out of this 
scrape, as easy as possible, but you're as obstinate as a mule, 
and there's no use talking to you." 

" Not the least, Lieutenant ; I've told you what I wanted, and 
what I would do, and you can accept or reject it, just as you 
like," I said, in the same unimpassioned voice as I had all along 
conducted the interview. 

"What the h 1 do yer expect to do about it, if yer don't git 
yer things ? " he demanded, in a voice choked with passion. 

" That's my business," I replied. 

"You're a d n fool. You'd fight the police, eh? C 1! 

Who the h 1 is going to listen to the complaints of a dirty 
blackleg!" 

"I don't know, but I'll try and see if the police are allowed 
first to break into a man's premises without the warrant of a 
magistrate, then arrest a man, and keep him in prison day after 
day, without preferring any charges against him, for the purpose 
of robbing him of his money and valuables." 

"Now look here, youngster! don't let that there tongue o' 
yourn wag too strong. Enny more o' your sass, an' I'll send yer 
back to yer cell, an' leave yer there till ye're fergot ! '' 

"I fear your threats as little as I esteem your advice," I 
retorted. 

His red face ablaze with anger, and the gleam of hate that 
shone in the ruffian's eyes, showed me plainly that the villain's 
fingers were itching to be at my throat. But I was perfectly 
tranquil, and satisfied that my property would be restored to me. 



IN THE LOCK-UP. 307 

Eager as I was for revenge upon those who had broken up my 
business, and caused me to be imprisoned, I was perfectly aware 
of the obstacles I had to encounter if I tried to carry out my 
scheme. Any trumped-up charge might be brought on, and a 
dozen suborned witnesses procured, who would swear to its 
truth. I was fully cognizant of the dangers which stared me in 
the face when I declared war on the police, and was well con 
tent to leave the city and its dangers and quicksands, if I could 
get back my property. It was, with me, a matter of pride, that 
I should not let my enemies triumph over me so much as to get 
my money and valuables ; and I verily believe, at that time, I 
would sooner have lost every cent I was possessed of, in the ordi 
nary way of play, than be black-mailed out of a single dollar by 
these scoundrels. I well knew the McGovernites would not fail to 
do me an ill turn whenever it might be in their power, on account 
of the warm reception I had gotten up for their benefit; but 
their enmity I cared but very little about, but when united with 
the machinations of a powerful and unscrupulous police, who 
had already injured me, and who knew I was willing, if not able, 
to retaliate upon them for the wrongs which I had suffered at 
their hands, I was satisfied that my presence in New York city 
was fraught with danger to myself, and the sooner I left the place, 
the better. 

When the Lieutenant had allowed his temper to cool down a 
little, he told me he should send me back to my cell until he had 
consulted with his Cap, as he termed him, relative to my affairs. 
Accordingly, a bell was rung, and I was again delivered over to 
my jailer, and put under lock and key. The clock was striking 
one as I was once more brought into the room, and the presence 
of the red-headed Lieutenant. "Well, Grimes!" he said, "the 
Cap's consented to give you all your things, provided you leave 
the city to-night." 

" But I cannot ! I must sell my furniture before I go," I said, 
coolly. 

" How much do you want for it? " 

"Two hundred dollars." 

" Then I'll give you a hundred." 

"No, sir! The sideboard alone cost that amount; but to 
facilitate matters, I'll take a hundred and fifty." 

" Very well ! I'll give it," and seizing a pen, he made a bill 



WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

of sale of my furniture, which he pushed over to me, and ordered 
me to sign it. I did so, after I had read it over carefully. He 
then handed me the sum agreed upon, $150. "Now, sir, 
which way are you going to travel ? " he inquired, with some 
appearance of interest. 

" To Richmond," I answered. 

"There's a boat leaves for Richmond at four o'clock this 
afternoon. I'll have a carriage to come for you in ample time." 

"But there's my baggage at the hotel, and my bill there, 
which I must see paid," I cried. 

"I'll attend to that, if you'll give me an order for your 
baggage." 

- "Several articles of my clothing are hanging round my room, 
and all my things are in more or less confusion. I must attend 
to them, and pack my trunk myself." 

"You can't go!'' he said, in a determined tone. "Give me 
an order, and I'll get all that belongs to you, every article, and 
have them brought to this room." 

I did as he ordered me, and in something less than an hour's 
time my baggage, complete in every respect, arrived. When 
I had expressed myself satisfied, he brought me my watch and 
money, and after I had given him a receipt, as he desired me, 
he asked me if I had any more commands. I told him that, on 
our way to the boat, I wished to call at the Bank of North 
America. He promised to do so, though some distance out of 
our way. He then brought my kit of faro-tools, which were 
packed in my valise. I arranged all my belongings to my satis 
faction, and then signified to my red-headed friend that I was 
ready to emigrate. Without making me any reply, he shook his 
hand-bell, and Snowball appeared in answer to the summons. 
Take this trunk and other baggage, and put it on the carriage 
at the door. When Snowball had duly performed this duty, 
he turned to me with a gruff " Come along." When we got to 
the door I saw a carriage, and my plunder stowed away round 
the driver's legs. " Get in ! " said the Lieutenant, holding the 
door in his hand. I did so. He then whispered a few words to 
the coachman, and then followed me into the carriage ; and in a 
moment more we were rolling over the city pavements at a 
rapid pace. 

"Have you ordered the driver to stop at the Bank of North 



IN THE LOCK-UP. 309 

America f ' I inquired after we had gotteu fairly under way. He 
nodded, laid back on his seat, and spoke not a word until we 
drew up before the bank. 

"Here's the bank, be quick !" he said to me. 

A few moments sufficed for me to draw up a check for the 
amount. I had deposited. When I had received my money, -and 
again entered the carriage, the Lieutenant sung out, " To the boat, 
Holmes!" Not another word passed the lips of either till the 
lauding was reached. My luggage having been put aboard, I 
consulted my watch, and found we had at least a quarter of an 
hour before the steamer would leave. I made my way to the 
after-cabin, and, to my vexation and annoyance, I discovered my 
red-headed guardian still at my heels. " You don't intend to 
travel with me, I suppose ?" I said, testily. 

" No !" answered my tormentor, with the utmost calmness, " but 
I'll keep my eye on you till the boat starts." He took a step to 
wards me, put his hand on the collar of my coat, and whispered 
in my ear, " Don't you ever come into this city again, youngster, 
or it won't be healthy for ye." 

" Neither you nor your dirty clique own New York," I replied, 
defiantly, " and I will come here when I please, in spite of you." 

"Will you, though?" he hissed in my ear. "If I ever catch 
you here, I'll send you up the river, remember that." He van* 
ished from my side, and in a few moments we were steaming 
down the bay of New York. Neither of my valiant guardians, 
Kline or Jones, nor yet -Chapin, did I ever see again since the 
eventful night of my arrest by the red-headed Lieutenant. Neither 
did I ever hear of my servant who waited on the door, and to 
whom I owed a few days' wages. McGovern was killed in the 
summer of 1857 in one of the rows between the Plug-Uglies and 
the Dead-Rabbits. For the relief of decent people he did not die 
a moment too soon. 



310 WANDEIUNGS OF A VAGABOND. 

CHAPTER XX V. 

BOXERS. 

We are indebted to England for many noble pastimes, and 
none stands more prominent among them than that of the prize- 
ring. At what period this manly sport first became fashionable 
among the Britishers, I am unable to say I doubt if they can 
themselves and I have never yet enjoyed the acquaintance of a 
single prize-fighter whose historical recollections went beyond 
his own first appearance in the ring, either as second or prin 
cipal. That the prize-ring has been for more than three cen 
turies a favorite sport among the English, is unquestionable. It 
has been patronized by the patrician and the plebeian, and those 
of gentle blood have frequently " shucked themselves," and con 
tended with the peasant for the honors of the ring. It is true 
that this sport has had opponents in England, as well as in this 
country. Strange as it may appear, men have been so insane as 
to declare the manly art brutal and demoralizing, and statesmen 
in England have at different periods endeavored to suppress it by 
act of Parliament; but the besotted prejudices of such old fogies 
were condemned, as they deserved, by the almost unanimous 
voice of the people. No statesman has ever made himself popu 
lar among the English by advocating the destruction of any of 
their national sports. Within the last thirty years the prize- 
ring has not only lost much of its pristine purity, but has fallen 
into discredit, and from the once proud position it held in the 
hearts of the people of Great Britain. While in London, I heard 
a veteran of the ring bewail the degeneracy of the times some 
what in the following strain: " Why, blarst it, when I was a lad 
a prize-fighter wus a nobby cove ; the swells wus his pals, an' 
he'd blunt by the fist-fulls. Why, when a pair o' well matched 
coves went hiuter trainin' for a battle, ye'd see the nobs drivin' 
to the trainin'-ground, with their tandems, hand their coaches 
an' four's, just as if they were goin' to receive some blarsted 
furrin prince. Hevery day the papers would be looked hinter the 
first thing, ter find out in what condition the men stood, and 
what price they were backed at. Damn it, if 'twar a run for the 
Darby the bookmakin' couldn't be 'eavier, or more excitiu'. 



BOXJSKS. 311 

When the day o' battle comes, there was no sneakin' round ter 
git rid o' ther peelers. The noosepapers told the people where 
the battle would come off; 'twas a free blow to heverybody, hand 
them as couldn't ride would walk to the grounds, hand room 
wus made fur heverybody to see the sport. On the ground 
would be the nobility hand the gentry hiu their coaches, hand 
hamong 'em you'd see ladies with their 'ands full o' bank-notes 
hand guineas, back in' their man, same as the swells. Blarst it ! 
hit makes a man feel young again, ter think o' the good old times. 
None o' yer blarsted swell-mobs broke up the ring then if their 
coves couldn't win, none o' yer bloody duffers wus chosen fur re 
ferees ; but blooded gentlemen, the first hin the laud, who'd see 
the best man win. But look at the blarsted mills the blaggards 
git up now-a-days ! Blarst it, they're bloody 'umbugs ! Two 
coves his matched, ha great blow his made habout it when they're 
trainin' fur battle. The sportiu' papers his squared to blow up 
the men an' the match; the honest patrons o' the ring his told 
that the ground hand the day o' battle must be kept secret, cos 
why ? the peelers will break up the mill. Three or four nights 
before it's ter take place, tickets is sold fur a place hon the ground 
hand hin the railroad-car, hat one, two, three, or four soverings 
apiece. A train o- cars his 'ired to take the spectators ter the 
ground, baud when hit gets a mile or so outside o' Lunnon hit 
stops, hand they hare hinformed there's no fight, cos the peelers 
'as pulled the coves. Hif they hask their blunt back, they gits 
a laugh for their pains. The whole thing his a bloody 'umbug 
from first to last. Heven the blarsted peelers his squared to pull 
the coves. Hif hits an honest mill hits broke hup hin a row be 
fore the bloody duffers as backs the thrashed cove will give up 
their blunt. No gentleman ought ter go ter one o' their blarsted 
mills; hif he does -'es robbed, cos hall the thieves hand pick 
pockets o' Lunnon's there." 

We Americans have always been a fighting people ; if lead or 
steel has not been brought into action, the combatants have 
gone at each other rough-and-tumble, kick, strike, punch, bite, 
scratch or gouge, all of which were considered fair. To assist 
in the polishing of these rough traits in our character, England 
has at divers times sent us over professors in the manly art of 
self-defense. At first, these honorable parties confined their ex 
ertions to the large cities on our seaboard. Their schools and 



312 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

sparring exhibitions were liberally patronized by the English, 
Irish, and Scotch element in our population, and also by sailors. 
At first, our roughs viewed these innovations of new-fangled 
fighting arrangements with scorn and contempt, very much as 
wild animals might regard fire-arms before learning to dread 
them. But a rough-and-tumble bully soon discovered himself 
at a great disadvantage, when faced by a shoulder-hitter who 
could score one on his nob once a minute and coolly step out of 
the reach of punishment himself. What he at first despised he 
was now eager to seek, and the boxer became his preceptor also. 
But the labors of these professors were not confined to the im 
provement of the rowdy element. Men of respectability, wealth, 
and even refinement, became their pupils. In order to give a 
nobler tone to this science, the ring, which, until 1830, had been 
in the hands of sailors and the lower classes of the foreign ele 
ment in the population, was brought forward for the entertain 
ment of a more respectable, if not more enlightened class. Those 
who had established their fame in the prize-ring of Great Britain 
flocked to this country to enlighten its inhabitants in the art of 
self-defense. Of these gladiators the Irish were perhaps the best, 
and certainly the most numerous ; and when two of these were 
matched for a mill it generally came off as quietly as a prize-fight 
can ever be expected to come off. But let an Irishraam be pit 
ted against a Scotchman or Englishman, and a row was pretty 
generally the result; invariably, if it so happened he could not 
hold his own against his adversary the clannish disposition of 
the Irish forbidding them to see one of their countrymen lose 
the fight for the want of a little "heeling and tapping." Many 
noted English prize-fighters have tried their fortunes against 
those of Irish birth, in the rings of this country, almost invaria 
bly to meet with humiliating defeat. Knowing they could ex 
pect neither friendship nor fair dealing from the Irish, they sought 
sympathy of the American roughs, and chose for their colors the 
. national stars and stripes ; but their adopted banner could not 
save them from throwing up the sponge before the green sham 
rock. The partisan and domineering spirit shown by the Irish 
at all ring-fights, where one of their countrymen was a cham 
pion, and their unmanly disposition towards foul play, had a 
tendency to combine against them the rough element of all other 
. nationalities, uud in this. manner were created two rival factions 



BOXERS. 313 

in New York and Philadelphia, and to some extent in Boston. 
Had these rowdy partisans settled their disputes in the prize- 
ring, instead of in drinkiug-saloous and around polling-booths, 
the cities named would have escaped many of the bloody and 
disgraceful scenes which they witnessed. But it seems to have 
been destined otherwise; when local politics marshaled the 
hostile rowdy factious into their ranks, from that moment the 
prize-ring became a political power, and one of the established 
institutions of the country. These factions were Ireland and 
Young America in the ring. At first, in politics, Democrats and 
Native Americans, and when the Know Nothing banner was flung 
to the breeze, "Dead -Babbits" and " Plug-Uglies." Deep and 
sore was the humiliation of Young America that she could not, 
from her own soil, produce a hero capable of maintaining her 
supremacy in the prize-ring. The champions of her adoption 
were entirely of foreign birth, and from a country which she de 
spised and hated ; even these had proven failures. The jeers of 
her hated foes rankled deeply in her breast. When it came to 
combats on the brick-bat, slung-shot, " knock-down and drag- 
out" principle, her champions could "whale blazes" out of the 
" Micks," but in a forty foot ring they found -'themselves no 
where. We had a tremendous country, we had the largest 
lakes, swamps, and rivers, the biggest forests and tallest timber ; 
we raised the most corn, cotton, tobacco, and pumpkins ; built 
the best and fastest ships, and could man them with sailors able 
to whip all creation ; we had the largest hotels and steamboats, 
and the largest railroads, and blew up and smashed up more 
people than all the world beside ; we had the best military acad 
emy on earth, the finest schools and colleges, better preachers, 
abler statesmen, and more eloquent orators ; and the Englisher 
always said, "you know," we had the cleverest rascals, and more 
of them than any country on the face of the globe. But as John 
Bull has always been somewhat jealous of us, any of his state 
ments regarding us should be taken with the proverbial " grain 
of salt." But notwithstanding all the blessings showered upon 
up by an indulgent Providence, we were denied a first-class 
bruiser to sustain our honor in the prize-ring, and like Haman of 
old, " all this availed as nothing while Mordecai sat at the king's 
gate ; " and if it was intended as a punishment for our trans 
gressions we certainly felt the infliction keenly. But at length 



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the days of our mourning were ended, and a champion arose 
whose prowess redeemed his country's fame. The hero was no 
whitewashed American, but one who sprung from the soil, and of 
an unblemished pedigree. Tom Hyer, in the spring of 1849, 
restored our long tarnished fame by suitably pummeliug 
Yankee Sullivan in a forty foot ring. The latter was the victor 
of a dozen battles, and one of the best light-weight pugilists in 
the world. 

American vanity claims that Burgoyne's surrender at Sara 
toga was one of the fifteen decisive battles of the world. His 
torians tell us that it brought more hope and joy to the de 
sponding patriots than any other battle of the Revolution. It 
sent a thrill of exultation throughout the struggling laud, which 
was only equaled when the electric news flashed over the 
wires, that the heroic Thomas had, in a battle of seventeen 
rounds, pounded the celebrated " Yankee Sullivan" nearly out 
of all semblance to humanity. The victory was regarded in the 
light of a new leaf added to our national laurels, by thousands 
who would not countenance a prize-fighter nor adorn a "mill" 
with their presence. It is true, it was believed by many that 
Sullivan ''threw off" the fight, but " kickers" will be found in 
every country. For the first time in the annals of the country, 
New York city had produced a celebrity a Hyer ! who had re 
deemed his country, not exactly from the chains of a tyrant, 
but from what entitled him to certainly as much gratitude, the 
vile reproaches of insulting foreigners, that we were unable to 
produce a thorough-bred boxer on our own soil. To Young 
America he was the beau ideal of all that was great and noble, 
the finest gentleman in the laud, and "could whip any d d fur- 
rin scoundrel that could be imported." He became a sort of 
deity; but, like many of those of the fabulous ages, he lacked all 
the attributes. He had neither brains nor education sufficient 
to make him a political leader, when his popularity might have 
carried him. He squandered the money lavished upon him by 
his admirers, with a reckless hand, until he became a burden 
upon them, when they shook him off. He tried to replenish his 
revenues by terrorizing over certain gamblers of New York. 
Some of these for a while submitted to his extortions ; but 
others would not give him thftr money, nor submit to have their 
games broken up, unless he was disposed to go up against lead, 



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or cold steel articles held in wholesome awe, invariably, by your 
muscle expounder. He finally died in a state of destitution, in 
1864, and was buried by tbe cbarity of his friends. 

For several years before Hyer's victory over Sullivan, the 
prize-ring was a political power. Upon the fighter who estab 
lished his reputation in the ring, were showered wealth and 
honors. Being too ignorant in all cases to fill any sort of office, 
they were usually presented by their admirers with a gorgeous 
driukiug-saloou, which became the general resort of all rowdies 
of whichever faction was so fortunate as to enroll them under 
its banner. In this manner did the prize-fighter find "great 
ness thrust upon him," and became prominent as a ward poli 
tician. Aspirants for political favor sought his society, and 
both by flattery and bribes courted his political influence, and 
woe to the unlucky candidate who refused to do so, or in any 
manner expressed his disapprobation of the P. R. ; he very shortly 
found himself compelled to take a back seat. The result of this 
was that the city offices were filled with none but the ignorant 
and the corrupt; men who had only the twofold object, to assist 
their friends politically, and to enrich themselves at the expense 
of the citizens. Had the two factions coalesced instead of split 
ting up into parties bitterly jealous of each other's power, the 
wealth and power of the city had been prostrate under its feet. 
But fortunately for the citizens, it split into two factious, and 
very turbulent ones. Both had their fashionable head-quarters 
as well as their newspapers, which kept the people at large post 
ed up with regard to each match that was made, the course of 
training underwent by the respective champions, as well as their 
biographies, in which their virtues and the important services 
they had rendered to the prize-ring were duly recorded. Re 
porters belonging to the most respectable papers were on hand, 
as well as artists with their pencils, to transmit to posterity the 
most insignificant incident of the fight, from the building of the 
ring to the throwing up of the sponge. Whenever one of the illus 
trious lights of the P. R. died, or, as more frequently happened, 
was killed, the remains of the illustrious hero would be followed 
to its last resting place by a splendid funeral cortege, accom 
panied by bands of music, with muffled drums; all the gin-shops, 
coffee-houses, and sometimes the public buildings, were draped 
in black. A stranger arriving in the city, and seeing this " pomp 



316 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

and circumstance," would naturally suppose that the nation 
mourned one of her most illustrious and honored sons. 

The Mexican war afforded some slight relief to the cities of 
New York, Boston, Philadelphia, and New Orleans, by freeing 
them of some of their rowdies. Boston sent out to Mexico one 
regiment of her roughs, Philadelphia two, while New York sent 
one to join the army under General Scott, and another to Cali 
fornia. New Orleans sent two six months regiments, but they 
were disbanded after a two months' residence in the swamps of 
the Rio Grande, with the exception of those among them -whose 
bones were laid there by disease. On the whole, not more than 
one-half of those sent out ever returned to their homes ; the 
remainder either having been killed in battle, or died from 
diseases peculiar to the country. The next drain upon the 
"rough" element in our large cities, was the California excite 
ment ; but with the growth of these cities, particularly New 
York and Philadelphia, increased the rowdy element, which, 
until the commencement of our civil war, held the political 
power. That event not only greatly thinned out those gentry, 
but almost entirely destroyed their ruffianly rule. New Orleans 
sent at least fifteen hundred of the worst hell-hounds that ever 
disgraced humanity, to the Confederate armies in Virginia and 
Arkansas ; and Louisville sent as many as five hundred of her 
Plug-Uglies to fight for the Confederacy, and Baltimore fur 
nished more than one thousand ; but these last, instead of seizing 
their muskets and " dying in the last ditch," became spies and 
informers. On the first call "to arms," Philadelphia sent five or 
six regiments of roughs down into Virginia; those among them 
who escaped the ravages of disease, and the battle, returned 
homo after being mustered out of a three years' service, and 
could never be induced to enlist afterwards. Since their return 
they vote the Democratic ticket to a man, which enables them 
to almost control the city government. When the news of the 
bombardment of Fort Surater reached New York, the rowdy 
element, boiling over with patriotism, formed themselves into 
several regiments, some of which were officered with shining 
lights of the P. R. Officers and men left the city with the idea 
that they were going to "chaw up" the "secesh," body and 
bones ; but if any among them ever returned from the front, 
covered with the glory of heroic deeds, the recording scribes of 



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the war have either been too prejudiced to do them justice, or 
have forgotten it entirely. A regiment of these coves, calling 
themselves the "Fire Zouaves," who had blown their trumpets 
remarkably loud, and threatened the Southrons with a doom 
as sanguinary as the color of their own breeches, were brought 
into action for the first time at the battle of Bull Run. They 
only waited to hear one volley from the guns of the "seceshers," 
but threw down their muskets and started for Washington, a 
distance of nearly thirty miles, and never stopped until they 
reached it ; on the principle, doubtless, that 

" He who fights and runs away 
May live to fight another day ; 
But he who is in battle slain 
Can never hope to fight again." 

Since the last terrible uprising of the roughs, in the summer of 
1863, which is still fresh in the minds of all, these gentry have 
learned that it is not wise for them to indulge in such demon 
strations, and have been kept in pretty good subjection. 

Plug-Uglyism, Dead-Rabbitism, and Thuggery, have passed 
away with the days in which they flourished, but the material of 
which they were composed still remains, though now held in 
salutary check by a well-disciplined police force, backed by the 
bayonets of the military. The rowdy element still flourishes, 
and is still a power in the cities of New York and Philadelphia, 
and a united one. In these cities, the commission of brutal 
murders by election roughs is of almost daily occurrence in 
times of excitement, and the perpetrators walk abroad in open 
day, fearlessly, as it is seldom one is punished for his atrocious 
conduct. Bands of organized thieves are continually committing 
their depredations on the community, and are either allowed to 
go ''scot free," or, if arrested, to purchase their freedom, or in 
some way escape the punishment they so richly deserve; be 
cause, to a man, on election days, they work to elevate their 
chosen friends to office. The detectives "stand in" with the 
thieves. Justice is administered by- an unscrupulous set of men, 
whose decisions are often more in accordance with their feelings, 
and those of their friends, than strict justice; consequently the 
laws are enforced only against obscure or friendless persons. 
Let any unfortunate render himself obnoxious to any of the prom 
inent politicians of New York, a charge is trumped up against 



318 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

him, and villains are suborned to swear away his liberty, or per 
haps even his life. None who have read "Monte Christo," I 
think, could fail to shudder at the horrible villainy which con 
signed Edmond Dantes to the Chateau D'lf, and felt relieved 
to think the whole terrible tale was but the creation of a fertile 
brain. Reader, men innocent of every crime have been placed 
at the bar of justice in New York city, and their liberty sworn 
away by villains hired for that purpose. Such acts are no secret 
to hundreds of people in the city, many among them being 
practicing lawyers, well versed in all the cunning artifices used 
at the criminal bar men who are considered highly respectable, 
occupy pews in prominent churches, and outwardly strictly ob 
serve all the religious duties of their creed; like the Jews of old, 
they keep the outside of the platter clean, but within, "all is 
rottenness and dead men's bones." Why should they raise their 
voice in behalf of some poor, wronged, obscure wretch, who can 
bring them no glory, and has not even a cent to pay them? 
Why should they draw upon themselves the enmity of a power 
ful political clique, only for the sake of seeing justice done, and 
gain nothing material by it either? 

But why should any one desire to send an innocent man to 
State's prison? Just so; but why are some people so anxious 
sometimes to send a rich relative to the lunatic asylum? Be 
cause they have something to gain by it. Policy, gain, revenge, 
or lust, are generally the whips with which the devil scourges on 
mankind to the commission of such deeds. 

A person knowing more than might be desirable of the affairs, 
or perhaps the previous life of some powerful individual, high in 
authority, might some day ventilate his knowledge, possibly 
before a court of justice; but if his wisdom is railroaded to 
State's prison, his evidence becomes harmless. A poor, but 
ambitious young fellow may become popular in the ward where 
he lives. Such rising eaglets are, if recalcitrant, always objects 
of inquietude to the reigning political favorite, who thinks the 
sooner their wings are clipped, the better. The Thugs of New 
Orleans would have handed such as these over to the assassins ; 
but these little affairs are managed in a more humane manner 
by the political powers of New York city. With the assistance 
of a pliable judge, a clever lawyer, and three or four suborned 
witnesses, he is ticketed and handed over to the keepers of 



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Sing Sing for a few years. Love, or rather lust, has sometimes 
had something to do with this extraordinary railroading. A 
handsome wife, sister, or daughter, may he a desired object, and 
their honor may be protected as far as in them lies by a husband, 
father, or brothers. Should these prove troublesome, and love 
honor better than money, the easiest way, perhaps, of removing 
them out of the path of the seducer, is to railroad them into the 
State's prison; not a difficult task, if the modus -operandi be 
well understood. Witness the following extract from the Her 
ald, (New York), Dec. 23rd, 1869: 

A WAIF FROM THE OKIENT. 

On the application of Mr. David B. Philip, a writ of habeas 
corpus was granted yesterday, by Judge Troy, of Brooklyn, in 
the case of Miss Hentus Harootuma, who had been sent to the 
penitentiary for the term of two months, by Justice Lynch, on a 
charge of malicious trespass. The lady, who is a native of 
Turkey, finely educated, and highly accomplished, is about 
twenty-five years of age, and very prepossessing, was brought 
into the Court of Sessions yesterday, when Mr. A. Bedrosiara, 
who appeared on behalf of Mr. C. C. Oscanyan, the Turkish 
Consul, acted as her interpreter, and stated her case to the 
Court. From her story, it would appear that she was the vic 
tim of the most despicable outrage. A year or so ago, she says, 
a man named C. H. Christian, a confectioner on Fulton Avenue, 
Brooklyn, formed her acquaintance in Turkey, and induced her 
to elope with him to this country. She had considerable money 
at the time, amounting to within something like four hundred 
pounds sterling, and on his promising to make her his wife as 
soon as they arrived in this country, she gave him her money, 
and consented to elope with him from her home, and followed 
him to America. On reaching this country, Christian established 
a confectionery store, with the money he had obtained, but re 
fused to marry her, and recently, when she asked him for some 
money, acted in a very violent manner towards her. On the 
5th inst. he had her arrested, taken before Justice Lynch, and 
sent to Raymond Street Jail for ten days. On the day of her 
release she again returned to the house of her betrayer, and 
rung the door-bell. Christian appeared at the door, she says, 



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and ordered her away. Having DO other home, and not know 
ing where to go, she refused to leave the house, when he again 
caused her arrest. On this occasion he made a charge of tres 
pass, and, at his solicitation, the Justice seut her to the Kings 
County Penitentiary at Flatbush for two mouths. The atten 
tion of the Turkish Consul was called to the case, aud through 
him the unfortunate woman was liherated from prison. Judge 
Troy looked upon her case as one deserving a great deal of 
sympathy, and called the attention of the District Attorney to it, 
as one it would be just and proper to submit to the grand jury. 
He said ho had in several instances been compelled to release 
parties sent to prison by Justices, where no proper complaint 
had been made, and he thought it time,, now, that the attention 
of the grand jury was called to it. The lady was promptly dis 
charged. 

Respectability makes a charge of trespass against Obscurity, 
and solicits Justice to send obnoxious Obscurity to prison for two 
mouths. The obsequious Justice grants the request of voting 
Respectability. Humanity steps in and takes Obscurity before 
a higher tribunal, which at once decides that the prisoner has 
been deprived of her liberty without sufficient cause, and orders 
her to be released. The Justice also informs the District Attor 
ney that this is by no means the first instance in which he has 
been compelled to release parties from prison where no proper 
aud sufficient complaint was made against them. There's jus 
tice for you ! in the laud of the free and the home of the brave ! 
where the " star-spangled banner," flaunting to the breeze, in 
vites the down-trodden and oppressed, from the four quarters of 
the globe, to come aud take shelter under its broad aegis, prom 
ising all equal rights before the law. What a mockery ! 



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CHAPTER XXVI. 

PEKSECUTION. 

Up to the commencement of the civil war few gamblers have 
been so fortunate as to escape being preyed upon in some man 
ner by desperadoes, rowdies, black-mailers, or rascally officials, 
reckless assassins, and rowdies. These worthies in the Southern 
and Border States and territories would not coolly "bonnet" a 
dealer and deprive him of his bank, in that freebooter style so 
much in vogue among the rowdies of the North. In the laud of 
chivalry the rights of property were generally too highly respect 
ed to tolerate such bare-faced robberies ; but in some sections, 
where armed violence had full sway, it might not be safe, at 
times, for a strange gambler to put down his money on a table. 

What gamblers principally had to dread from Southern and 
Border State ruffians was having their games broken up by vio 
lence, their valuable patrons driven from their banks in conse 
quence of their bets being stolen from the lay-out, or gross 
abuse, if not violent assault from some desperate ruffian, because 
unwilling to hand over to him their money at his mere request. 
The gambler was sometimes not only forced to witness such 
outrages on his players, without power to protect them, but that 
he might be allowed to carry on his business was often compell 
ed to disgorge to the ruffians forced loans. They frequently, 
too, chose his crowded room as the arena where they settled 
their feuds; pulling out tbeir pistols and banging away at each 
other with the greatest imaginable looseness, and the most su 
preme disregard for the safety of the other inmates; or perhaps 
while the business of the house was in full blast a band of these 
ruffians would enter and amuse themselves by shooting out the 
lights, and otherwise terrifying and molesting the patrons until 
they had dispersed them. 

Peaceable citizens would naturally be deterred from visiting a 
place where such scenes were constantly transpiring, and the 
efforts of the owner to protect his game, had he the temerity to 
make any, would place his life in constant jeopardy. 

In New York and Philadelphia^ and many other Northern 
cities, the gambler having the temerity to open his bank without 



322 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

securing the protection of some rowdy leader, was almost sure to 
be robbed. Should he set up his bauk on Ann street, the Bow 
ery, Chatham, or Barclay Streets, and all persons be privileged 
to play at it, he might count himself fortunate if one day's grace 
was allowed him without having a blanket twisted over his head 
and his person relieved of whatever valuables he carried upon 
it. Should his ambition soar above such mediocre places, and 
induce him to fit up a respectable room and open a bauk in it for 
select players only, the rowdies would make a descent on him, 
break down his door, run all the players out of the place, and 
steal everything they could lay hands on, and whatever they 
could not carry off they maliciously destroyed. While strangers 
were suffering all the indignities described, a dozen or more 
banks in the city carried on their business without fear of mo 
lestation. Their dealers were neither "bonneted" nor robbed, 
nor in any respect disturbed at their business. The police nor 
the rowdies dared raid them, because they were under the pro 
tection of the rowdy chiefs. 

Many gamblers are still living who remember the establish 
ment at No. 10 Ann Street, the famous "Tapis Franc." The 
front room, which was on the ground floor, contained a bar, on 
the English ale-house plan. Immediately behind this was 
another long narrow room, where various games of chance were 
played, such as chuck, roulette, twenty-one, and faro. The 
patrons of this house were from almost every grade of society . 
merchants, bankers and lawyers, came here to solace their lei 
sure hours by a combat with the "tiger," as well as city politi 
cians of every grade, from the alderman to the pot-house spout- 
er. Garroters, pickpockets, and slavers frequented the place 
all were welcome, so long as they came with money in their 
hands. The ill-gotten gains of the footpad were as welcome to 
the proprietors of the "Tapis Franc" as the revenue of the 
millionaire, provided one bet as freely as the other. But if any 
of the roughs frequenting the house conceived the idea that they 
could grab any of the banks by "bonneting" the dealers, or 
breaking up by violence the games, they soon received strong 
demonstration of their error, for the proprietors were complete 
masters of the logic of the "knock-down and drag-out" ar 
gument, and if overpowered by numbers, or any way over 
matched, a single cry of " Police ! " brought a detachment of blue- 
coated city guardians to the rescue. 



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No. 98 Barclay Street was another resort of the roughs to play 
at faro. The banks here were generally snaps, and the com 
pany of the most abandoned and turbulent description. But 
they would not rob each other of their bank money; the old 
adage which enjoins "honor among thieves "was in force to 
that extent among them. A captain of police would as soontake 
his men into the heart of the Comanche nation, when all the 
warriors were on the " war-path" to avenge some injury done 
them by the whites, and attempt to capture their chief, as to 
enter 98 Barclay Street and arrest one of its patrons. No gamb 
ler having any respect for his money, if knowing the character 
of the place, would dream of opening a bank there, though there 
was plenty of money among the crowd who frequented it. It is 
related that eight dealers were successively blanketed and rob 
bed there of their money and other valuables. 

At that time it was simply impossible for any gambler to con 
duct a game in New York city, without the countenance and 
protection of some rowdy leader. Gamblers have repeatedly 
arrived here, from the East, South, and West, bringing with 
them plenty of funds, and invested them in fitting up houses, 
where they desired to entertain a less dangerous and objection 
able class of customers, and to do so in a more agreeable and re 
fined manner than they had previously been received in such 
places ; but the moment the roughs learned that they were to 
be excluded, they burst open the doors, rushed in upon the par 
ties, and stole or destroyed everything of the slightest value 
they could lay their hands on. During these raids, the proprie 
tors and their patrons might consider themselves indeed fortu 
nate, did they escape to the street with unbroken bones and a 
whole skin. On the day following one of these raids, a leading 
rough would call on the despoiled gambler, and condole with 
him on the rough usage he had received, and advise him to give 
his friend "Larry Reilly," or some other Hibernian appellation 
equally euphonious, an interest in his game. " A d n dacent 
fellow. None o' the blaggards '11 come snakin' round where 
Larry is. They've tasted his mutton too often for that, an be 
the same token he's a gintlemau ivery inch av 'im sure ; he knows 
all the valuable players here, an' they like him too. Take him 
in wid ye's ; he'll make yer fortin fur ye." 

The gambler, having already gone to considerable expense, 



324 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

feels that he cannot afford to abandon the enterprise, if he can 
procure protection enough to secure him against such raids in 
future, so he consents to give "the dacent man, Larry Reilly," 
an interest in his game, without his risking a single cent in it 
himself. Larry, who belongs to a political ring, has gained his 
point. 'Twas he put up the job to have the house raided, suc 
ceeded, and is now duly installed as one of its proprietors and 
its protector. He has probably just sufficient knowledge of gam 
bling to play a game of euchre or romps for " drinks all round" 
in some rum-mill; but among the roughs he is all-powerful, and 
when he " opes his lips no dog must bark." Let him but raise 
his finger, and the most turbulent among them is reduced to in 
stant obedience. Should any person try to black-mail the house 
during his connection with it, he will get his head " mashed" for 
his pains. 

About the time of the breaking out of our civil war, the roughs 
of New York were beginning to learn that even a gambling- 
house was entitled to legal protection. A Mr. William Mulligan, 
duelist, desperado, boxer and bruiser, the hero of three duels, 
half a dozen street fights, and ring and bar-room fights innu 
merable, being expatriated from California by the Vigilance 
Committee of San Francisco, found, after an absence of many 
years, " his foot upon his native heath " in the city of New 
York. Whether muscle, steel, or lead, were brought into play, 
Billy Mulligan was found to be rather ail unpleasant customer 
to stagger up against. On his arrival in New York, he was re 
ceived with open arms and demonstrations of much joy, by the 
great unwashed ; and why not ? Was he not the hero of fifty 
battles the victor on many a hard-fought field a leader of 
political rowdyism in California a bold and fearless expounder 
of its opinions ? and was he not at that moment a martyr to the 
cause ? Favors and money were showered on the redoubtable 
Billy, by his admirers, nor did it for a moment cross his mind 
that he was violating any moral or social duty in accepting 
everything that was offered him. Ho had a strong appreciation 
of the luxuries and pleasures of life, and among other things was 
prone to enter into tussles with the tiger, in which that decep 
tive animal pretty generally came off the victor. Few things in 
life dulls the enthusiasm of friends so quickly as the borrowing 
of money and neglecting to pay it. Mulligan's admirers began 



PERSECUTION. 325 

to make up their minds that he was too expensive a luxury to 
be extensively indulged in, consequently withdrew themselves 
in a great measure from his society. His popularity was on the 
wane. Those whom he owed, to escape lending him more, avoided 
him. Keepers of gambling-houses had loaned him money from 
a sense of fear, in order to deter him from creating a disturb 
ance in their houses ; and when his sources of revenue from the 
outside were diminished, he confined his predatory onslaughts 
to their customers, whom they had to stand calmly by and see 
mulcted in forced loans, without daring to make the slightest 
remonstrance. The redoubtable Billy, meeting one of his ac 
quaintances before a faro-table with five or six hundred dol 
lars' worth of chips, would demand a loan of one or two hundred 
dollars' worth of them, which was pretty generally granted by 
the player, sooner than expose himself to his enmity, which he 
would surely gain, should he refuse ; not to mention, as often 
happened, abuse and brutal violence. This man finally became 
so obnoxious to faro-players, that his appearance in a gambling- 
house was sufficient to cause the players to pass in their checks, 
get the money for them, and precipitately leave the place. 

The career of Mr. Mulligan was finally brought to an abrupt 
close, by one of those redoubtable guardians of gambling-houses, 
described in a former chapter, and who was as well a prominent 
ward politician. In the establishment 676 Broadway, where this 
chief reigned, Mr. Mulligan had exploited in his usual engaging 
manner several times, and was finally plainly informed by its 
guardian that they did not keep a loan-office, and would no 
longer submit to have their patrons driven away in consequence 
of his practices upon them. When a bully falters, he is lost. 
Mulligan retorted upon the chief with some choice language pe 
culiar to his tongue, which, by the way, was as potent in its sphere 
as his muscular arms and sledge-hammer fists were in theirs. 
That worthy retorted upon Mulligan by stepping to the door, 
calling a policeman, and desiring him to take that gentleman 
out of the house; but he prevented the officer from executing 
the order, by presenting at his head a loaded pistol. He ran to 
the door and rapped for assistance, and Mr. Mulligan was in- 
gloriously marched to the lock-up. His case was sent before the 
criminal court ; but in the meantime he procured bail, and al 
though repeatedly advised to forfeit it by his sureties, he obsti- 



326 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

nately refused to do so, thinking, no doubt, that none would dare 
punish so important a personage as Billy Mulligan. The trial 
came off and he was sentenced to four years in Sing Sing at hard 
labor. It was at the time, and has ever since been the prevail 
ing opinion, that Mulligan's conviction was the result of a con 
spiracy ; and what gives color to the supposition is the fact that, 
after being incarcerated for eight months, he was released on a 
writ of error. His turbulent and domineering spirits had aroused 
against him a host of enemies, among whom were many powerful 
men, who were only too glad of an opportunity to wreak their 
revenge upon him, when he had placed himself within the 
meshes of the law, and there is very little doubt that he owed 
his conviction to one of those plots so well known to the legal 
practitioners of New York, for getting rid of an obnoxious person 
by railroading him into State's prison. 

But the conviction of Mulligan had a very salutary effect on 
the rowdy element of New York, and showed them that they 
could not break down the doors of a gambling-house, rob, and 
otherwise maltreat the inmates, and walk off scot-free without 
danger of punishment from the law. It also taught the proprie 
tors that it was their "right to call a policeman to remove from 
their premises any person who was disorderly, or otherwise 
making himself a nuisance to the other inmates, without the 
penalty of being called upon to answer before a police justice, 
for the character of their establishments. From the time of 
Mulligan's arrest, the roughs of New York ceased their raids on 
gambling -houses, and their proprietors can now shut their doors 
against rowdies, ruffians, dead-beats, shysters, and check- 
charmers, without the least apprehensions on the score of 
violence. 

Philadelphia has for more than thirty years been under the 
control of the rowdy element, and during that time no gambler 
dare set up his bank there, unless he first propitiate the favor 
and secure the protection of some political rowdy leader. Should 
he, as many before him have done, try to do so, he will become 
the prey of every black-mailer and extortionist of like feather 
in the city, and their name is legion. Men will be staked to play 
at his game ; should they win, all right ; but should they lose, they 
will sue back for five times the amount dropped against the bank. 
Tiny will drop money on his game, or take any other despicable 



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advantage, and should he chance to be a person who will stand 
no such nonsense, and offers to make any resistance, no matter 
how slight, they will break up his game, and pitch himself and 
gambling paraphernalia out of the window. A rough place on 
strange faro-dealers is Philadelphia. Should one have the te 
merity to apply to a magistrate for redress or protection, ho will 
be immediately consigned to the Moyamensing prison for twelve 
months, by the outraged majesty of the law, for dealing faro. 

The resident gamblers of the place all spring from and be 
long to the rowdy element, and are of the most despicable 
order, and so cowardly that a faro-bank of a $50 limit is fre 
quently banked by a dozen of them. They are constantly 
wrangling among themselves, and meanly jealous of each other's 
success ; but let a strange gambler arrive in the place and open 
a bank, they will unite almost to a man, to rob him, and should 
they fail in accomplishing their purpose, will employ roughs to 
break up his game, and if he has not secured the favor and pro 
tection of one of the rowdy leaders, he is fortunate indeed if he 
escapes from the place with a dollar in his pocket, or an un 
broken bone in his skin. In order to obtain this protection, he 
must give up at least ten per cent, of his game ; many strange 
gamblers have, at various times, secured this protection, and 
been free, in consequence, from descents from the ruffians and 
the extortionists and black-mailers who follow in their train. 
Such skinning-houses as exist there, both first and second class, 
are under the special protection of the rowdy leaders, and are 
mulcted in ten or twenty per cent, of their profits, as the price 
of such shelter. Several Judges and District Attorneys have at 
various times tried to break up all the gambling-houses in the 
city, but have invariably found, in the end, that the rowdy ele 
ment was too strong for them. 

No class, on an average, has produced braver men, or more of 
them in proportion to its number, than the gambling commu 
nity ; still, as all its members are by no means so, and where one 
is daring, ten are mild and peaceable, and as it often happens 
the bravest cannot protect themselves, in such cases they must 
rely on the expedients devised by a fertile brain for protection. 
The gambler, in days now gone by, was compelled to have a 
protector* and it often happened none was more efficient or 
more useful than the man who had killed one or more persons in 



328 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

a street fight or duel, or had established his reputation in a 
forty-foot ring, or the chivalrous individual who had covered 
himself with glory by brass-knuckling a score or so of persons at 
an election row, or a bar-room fight ; or the western gentleman, 
who had won for himself a deathless name by "gouging out" a 
dozen or so of eyes during his various frolics, not to mention 
biting off of a few ears and noses in the overflow of his spirits. 
In fact, killers, bruisers, and boxers were made serviceable as 
guardians, in many places, previous to the inaugurating of our 
present admirable system of police. In those days many of our 
young bloods were everywhere attended by some noted bully 
or desperado, as a protection. Theatres, circuses, and public 
balls, had their bullies in attendance, to preserve order, and 
one of these was in such cases found more serviceable than 
half a dozen of the police of that time. The presence of the lat 
ter, in fact, was often an object of attack for a party of young 
rowdies, but the appearance on the scene, of a noted desperado 
or bully, would strike a wholesome terror to the hearts of such 
lawless characters. 

As the gambler could get no protection from the law, he w 
bound to provide himself with the next best thing obtainable, 
and was consequently obliged to fall back on the desperado or 
rowdy. While dealing his game upon race-courses, or at fairs, 
as well as many other places where there were public gather 
ings, also in localities where law and police were myths, no 
gambler could carry on his game unless protected by some des 
perado, who was respected by the thieves and rowdies, and who 
inspired in their minds a desire to keep a safe distance between 
his "bunch of fives" and their persons. As these latter-named 
classes feared a first-class bruiser more than any emissary of 
the law, supposing such an one at hand, the gamblers fell 
back upon such characters for support and protection. In those 
lawless regions, and in those semi-civilized days, it was custom 
ary for itinerant gamblers to have traveling always with them 
some noted bruiser or pugilist, and the custom was not entirely 
abandoned until since the closing of our civil war. 

I have mentioned that the law offered no protection whatever 
to the gambler ; in fact, in many places the officers of the law 
were his most persistent and bitter enemies. They* viewed 
every gambler who set up his game in their midst, as a fat sub- 



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ject to be plucked by them, without the slightest compunctions 
of conscience, or any fear of condemnation from the community 
or censure from the public generally. The very laws which had 
beeu framed in many of the States, to prevent gambling, were 
used by the rascally officials to black-mail gamblers. For in 
stance : In Texas, where the fines for dealing banking-games 
range from $25 to $100, the amount to be fixed by the discre 
tion of the courts, in proportion to the enormity of the offense, 
the District Attorney accumulates against a gambler as many 
indictments as he possibly can, and then offers to quash them 
for a certain sum of money. This cash, it is unnecessary to say, 
he pockets. In precisely the same manner does the District At 
torney of Kentucky operate against gamblers who have in 
fringed the gambling laws of the State, which provide that, for 
dealing any banking-game of chance, the person so doing shall 
be fined for each and every offense, $500, no more nor no less. 
Half this sum goes into the pocket of the informer, $125 to the 
school- fund, and $125 to the prosecuting attorney. But these 
gentry have generally looked sharply after their own pockets, 
and carried on their own " little game" under the rose. It was 
no uncommon thing for a District Attorney to permit a gambler 
to open and run a faro-bank, and to suffer none to molest him, 
and when he was about to quit the place, pass in to him his 
little bill, drawn up in accordance with the sum which the bank 
had won since playing in the town. If it had won nothing, his 
bill for non-intervention would be $125. Should he be inform 
ed that the bank had won $2000, his demand against the banker 
would probably reach as high as $500. The latter could, if he 
desired, leave the place before a bill had been found against 
him by the grand jury, but should he ever venture again within 
the limits of the State, the District Attorney would make him 
pay his little bill, or leave him in jail at two dollars per day, 
until the amount of his fine had been paid. This wretched 
clause was, in 1862, expunged from the law, and those portions 
of the fines formerly given to the informer, now reverted to the 
State. But the Attorney's fine still stands, and the cases are 
few indeed, where a gambler is allowed to slip away from a 
place until he has " planked down the dust" required by this 
gentleman. The present District Attorney of Louisville realizes 
yearly from $12,000 to $15,000 from gambling-houses in that 



330 -WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

city. Each house is taxed by him according to the money it 
makes, or is by him supposed to make. This is accomplished by 
collecting a certain number of indictments against each house, 
then sending separately for the proprietors, and presenting 
them with his bill. After considerable haggling, the man of 
law and the gambler agree upon a price, which gives to the lat 
ter another year's respite. 

In New York, the District Attorneys had to depend on ter 
rorism, in order to extract money from the gamblers. Two 
laws were on the statute books, and recognized in the State. 
The oldest was a fine of $50 for playing or dealing any banking 
game of chance, and subsequently, in 1851, a law was enacted, 
making the dealing of any such game a felony, punishable by a 
rustication of five years in the State's prison. This law, though 
it could not be enforced, juries refusing to convict under it, ad 
mirably answered tho purposes of black-mailing lawyers. When 
ever a gambler, having strong political influence, was tried for 
dealing a game of chance, he was usually convicted under the 
old law, which in such cases made and provided that he 
sheuld be fined $50. But should the culprit be a stranger, or a 
person of little or no influence, and a fat subject for plucking, 
they were forced to disgorge under the new law, which threat 
ened them with the State's prison. This was generally accom 
plished by protracting the period of their trial, keeping it over 
from one term to another, and from court to court, until the 
victim was satisfied to pay several hundreds, in order to close up 
the vexatious business, and be rid at once of his anxiety and sus 
pense. About ten years since, a few gamblers of New York 
city forced the courts to decide under which of these laws 
gamblers must be convicted. This was done by several gam 
blers who were indicted in different courts, standing their trials, 
and being all convicted under the $50 fine law, thus estab 
lishing a precedent. But I need scarcely inform the reader 
that those heroic gentlemen, who sacrificed themselves to test 
the sovereignty of the two laws, were made aware of the fate 
which awaited them, before the coming off of their trials. But 
if a few District Attorneys may be found unscrupulous enough 
to black-mail gamblers by perverting the laws of the State, 
happily, there are many who are much too high-minded to de-s 
scend to such unworthy artifices in order to enrich themselves. 



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Most of these gentlemen, especially in our large cities, leave the 
gamblers entirely unmolested, and the howls raised against them 
on that account, by some of the ultra moral press, are unjust, be 
cause a jury could scarcely be empaneled who would convict 
under the harsh laws on the statute books of some of the States. 
In two of our large cities, Baltimore and New Orleans, gambling 
is regulated by the police department, but is never interfered 
with, because they levy on each house a certain tax for the sup 
port of their political power. In Chicago and St. Louis the 
gambling-houses are raided at the caprice of the Chiefs of Police, 
and their gambling paraphernalia confiscated. In neither of 
those States is there any law to justify such high-handed pro 
ceedings, except the law of might. Repeatedly have all the 
square gambling-houses of Chicago been closed by the so-called 
"authority" of the Chief of Police, while as many as two or three 
skinuing-houses carried on their business full blast, having lib 
erally "palmed" that worthy for his grace towards them, while 
the "square" houses, being unable to act in like manner, were 
closed. Between the years 1856 and 1859, four sharpers were 
allowed to keep open their gorgeous establishment, to the exclu 
sion of all others. George Trussell, one of the partners in this 
firm, was a shrewd, cunning Yankee from Vermont, and a mem 
ber of the secret police. Every gambler setting up a game in 
the city, he had arrested, imprisoned, and mulcted in heavy 
fines, besides causing their gambling tools to be confiscated. 
This fellow had full sway over the gambling privilege of the 
city, which his compeers and himself turned into a stealing 
privilege, for which they feed the accommodating police most 
munificently. The career of this worthy was finally hrought to 
an abrupt close by a pistol in the hands of his mistress. The 
woman, of whom he had begun to tire, sent for him to come to 
her; he refused to do so, sending back hy the messenger, who 
was the trainer of the trotting horse Dexter, of which he was 
part owner, an insulting message. The woman, who was par 
tially drunk, entered a carriage and was driven to a drinking- 
saloon, where she knew Trussell was, and again sent in the mes 
senger, whom she had retained with her. He replied by an 
oath. The messenger then tried to dissuade her from trying 
further, and to induce her to return home. She would not 
listen, but got down from the carriage, and, without saying 



332 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

another word, fired three shots at him from a revolver, which all 
took effect. He died in a few moments. When the woman 
found she had killed him, she gave way to the most frantic 
grief and ravings. She was arrested, tried, and, on account of 
extenuating circumstances, received a very light sentence, one 
year in the penitentiary, I believe. At her discharge, she left 
Chicago and went to California. 

After the death of Trussell, the power of the sharpers waned, 
and square faro-banks were once more opened hi the city. But 
should one of them neglect the ceremony of roundly palming the 
Chief of Police, or should his agents fail in obtaining for him an 
interest in some well-to-do game, he is immediately seized, 
suddenly, with a virtuous zeal to put down gambling in the good 
city of Chicago, by the closing of all gaming establishments, 
(nota bene, who do not pay tribute to him). This mode of pro 
ceeding was for a long time fashionable in many of our other 
larger cities. A Police Captain, if not satisfactorily "palmed," 
would make a descent on a gambling establishment, seize all its 
inmates and the gaming appurtenances, and take them to the 
lock-up, for no other purpose than to administer to the parties a 
healthy scare, and a lesson to all the gamblers in the vicinity of 
the raided establishment, and let them know they could not 
carry on their games without their connivance and assistance. 
But this agreeable style of doing things has been broken up to a 
great extent by honest Judges, who would not concede that a 
police officer had a right to enter a gambling-house without the 
warrant of a magistrate. These kind of Judges had, on several 
occasions, to rebuke their officers for their unlawful descents 
upon gambling-houses, before they could succeed in putting a 
stop to such high-handed proceedings in New York. Such a 
thing has never happened in Boston, since the redoubtable 
Marshal Tukey, about thirty years ago, made such a descent, 
and captured all the inmates, some forty in all, whom he hand 
cuffed, and marched in pairs to the lock-up. New England, 
with all her sins on the head of ultra Puritanism, has persecuted 
gamblers less than any other States in the Union, if we may 
except the single one of Arkansas. 

Of the many cunning devices put into execution by officers of 
the law, in order to extract money from gamblers, the following, 
which happened in Louisville, Kentucky, between the years 1856 



PEKSECUTION. 333 

and 1858, caps the climax. Brewster and Gilmore, two de 
tectives of that city, saw in the gambling laws, if properly 
manipulated, a small fortune for themselves; but in order to 
avail themselves of all the advantages connected therewith, it 
was necessary that a magistrate should " stand in" with them, in 
their plans. This individual was found, in the person of the 
County Judge. This worthy dignitary, on the oaths of the de 
tectives mentioned, would issue warrants of arrest for such as 
were running games within his jurisdiction. Armed with these, 
Brewster and Gilmore would seize their victims and drag them 
to prison. The arrested gambler might certainly give security 
and stand his trial, but it would not better his condition. Con 
viction was certain to follow, with a fine of $500, which must be 
paid by the culprit, or worn out in the county jail at $2.00 per 
day. 

The gambler, on his arrest, was informed by his worthy cap 
tors, that, on the payment of $500, he was at liberty to seek fresh 
fields and pastures new, and it is needless to add that not one 
in five hundred refused the generous offer. Brewster and his 
"pal" soon closed every faro-room in Louisville; but, strange to 
say, during the whole time they were so virtuously following up, 
and driving from their midst, every gambler who dared open a 
game in the city, an aristocratic skinning-house flourished with 
out let or hindrance. 

Strange gamblers, coming to Louisville, and stopping at the 
Gait House, were allowed by Mr. Raines, at that time its 
proprietor, and a warm friend to gamblers, to set up their games 
in their sleeping-rooms. Within these hallowed precincts the 
feet of Mr. Brewster, and his " pal," Gilmore, could not penetrate; 
much to their disgust and chagrin. But they set their brains to 
work, and finally hit upon a plan which answered their purpose 
just as well. Citizens of the place, who were known votaries of 
play, were invited to these banks, though none except those of 
unquestionable integrity, and in whose honor and secrecy the 
most implicit trust could be placed. Whenever one of these 
transient banks was playing in the house, Mr. Raines never 
allowed any of the servants to wait on that room, except his own 
favorite boy, in whom he placed the utmost trust and confidence. 
For some time Brewster and his "pal" were at fault, but not 
long. The patrons of the game, returning home from the Gait 



334 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

House, were arrested on the street, dragged before a magistrate, 
and 'forced, under oath, to betray the names of those they had 
played against. On the strength of this forced evidence, war 
rants were issued for the arrest of the gamblers, and they were 
forced to hand over to their persecutors the requisite $500. For 
something like eighteen months these secret arrests were re 
peated at intervals, until the respectable votaries of the game 
began to look on each other with distrust and suspicion. Mean 
while, about fifty gamblers had been arrested, and forced to 
disgorge five hundred apiece. It was evident that there was, 
somewhere in their midst, a traitor, who, having recourse to the 
rooms during the hours of play, was secretly giving information 
to the detectives. But no suspicion fell on the real culprit, and 
probably his guilt would never have become known to those who 
trusted him so entirely, had it not been that Brewster could not 
resist an opportunity of venting his spleen on John Raines, and 
showing him how cunningly he had outwitted him. Raines had 
forbidden him entrance to the hotel, since he arrested gamblers 
there, which so exasperated that worthy, that, in order to 
revenge himself, he betrayed the poor slave who had trusted to 
his honor. The disclosure was not made, however, until the 
County Judge mentioned had retired from office, his term having 
expired, and the man who filled his place refused to issue 
warrants for arrests of gamblers, unless on the voluntary com 
plaint of a citizen; and this decision had destroyed the "little 
game" of Gilmore and his companion, and being no longer able 
to avail themselves of the perfidy of Raines' boy, they did not 
for an instant hesitate to expose him, for the sake of a petty 
revenge. The unfortunate slave, whom they had betrayed after 
serving them so well, received a hundred lashes from his master, 
and was afterwards sold to a cotton planter hi the South. 



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C H AFTER XXVII. 

PREJUDICES. 

" Have youlieerd ther noos, Missus Jones?" inquired a neigh 
bor of an old lady seated in her door-way enjoying her pipe, her 
"darter" being engaged hanging clothes to dry in the back yard. 

" No, I haint," she replied, taking her pipe from her mouth, 
and earnestly regarding the speaker; "I haint heerd nothing; 
what is it, Mister Rush?" 

" A pesky lot o' gamblers ev got inter town !" replied Mr. Rush. 

"Goodness gracious!" exclaimed the old lady, springing to 
her feet, and screaming to her " darter" at the top of her voice, 
" Susy, take in them ere clothes; the gamblers is comin'." 

The above anecdote illustrates the light in which gamblers 
were viewed in this country half a generation since. The people 
were taught to consider the name a synonym for a set of cut 
throats, whose mildest crimes were to decoy the unwary into 
their " hells," and there rob them; that they were the patrons 
of boxers, bruisers, and the lowest and vilest? of every class, and 
recognized no law except the bullet and the knife, which they 
were ready to resort to on every occasion, to avenge real or 
fancied slights or wrongs. From pulpit, press, and forum, were 
such denunciations hurled on their devoted heads, by persons 
who knew as much of their principles, habits, manners, and cus 
toms, as of those of the people living in the unexplored regions 
of Central Africa. Society voted gaming a vice, consequently 
none dared defend it or its votaries, and sectarian hypocrites, po 
litical demagogues, and the " unco guid "of every style whose 
stock in trade was the denunciation of sin, seized upon gaming 
and its votaries as capital whenever they wished to extol their 
own virtues, or advance their moral or pecuniary interests in the 
religious community. As a constant dripping of water will wear 
even a stone, so their tirades of abuse were so frequent and vio 
lent throughout the whole country, that people at last settled 
down to accept the idea that the bad things they were constantly 
hearing of gamblers must be true, and no viler criminals were 
tolerated by society. 'Twas not the ignorant and uneducated 
alone who took up these notions, 'but they were adopted by men 



336 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

of intelligence and refinement, who, never having come in con 
tact with gamblers, or heard any defense of them, believed the 
vituperations of their enemies to be sober truth. 

In the spring of 1841, four gamblers chartered a stage to take 
them from Selma, Alabama, to Montgomery, in the same State. 
As the coach was passing a splendid mansion on the outskirts 
of the town, a gentlemanly looking person in clerical attire hailed 
it, and making a motion to hand up the valise he carried, desired 
a passage to Benton, fifteen miles further on. The driver in 
formed him that the conveyance was private, and chartered by 
the four gentlemen inside. The gentleman, on hearing this, ad 
vanced to the coach and introduced himself to its occupants as 
the Rev. Dr. Breckinridge, of Danville, Ky., stating that he was 
engaged to deliver a lecture in Benton that evening, and begged 
a passage to that place. The gamblers with one accord invited 
him to take a seat in the stage. As the coach rolled over the road, 
the reverend Doctor entertained his auditors with a fund of anec 
dote and information from his well-stocked mind, and conversed 
with fluency and ease upon the topics of the day, attentively 
listened to by his orderly and appreciative audience. One of 
the latter, being anxious to know in what light their reverend 
guest regarded gamblers, without seeming to do so, led the con 
versation into that channel. With a tongue of fire did the Doctor 
pitch into gamblers; and the more denunciatory he became of 
their crimes and infamies, the more attentive and interested be 
came his listeners. " They (gamblers) were a debased, depraved, 
besotted class, in both habits and tastes ; treacherous and un 
scrupulous, and leaving no means untried of destroying the honor 
and happiness of the youth of the country. The reverend gentle 
man was now under a full head of steam. "Why, gentlemen," he 
continued, "they burned Mobile last winter. I suppose you have 
heard of it ?" None of his auditors had ever done so. " Well, 
sirs, it is a well-ascertained fact that those frequent fires which 
occurred there during the winter, were the diabolical work of 
the gamblers living in the city." 

"I can't see why they should wish to burn up the city?" men 
tioned one of his auditors. 

" I'll tell you, gentlemen. Previous to last winter, the planters 
were in the habit of sending their sons to Mobile to sell their 
crops, and when they had received the money for the cotton, the 



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gamblers of the city caused them to be decoyed into their places, 
and robbed them of their money. Finding it no longer safe 
to entrust these sales to their sous, this last winter the planters 
themselves took their crops to Mobile and sold them, which, de 
priving them of their usual plunder, so enraged the gamblers, 
that they caused the city to be fired." 

" I can't see how such a proceeding was going to benefit them," 
reiterated the first speaker. 

"It can't, it is true !" said the reverend speaker, emphatically; 
" but it shows to what extent the miscreants will go for the sake 
of revenge." 

At this stage of the proceedings, an old veteran of the gaming 
table stuck his head out of the window and called to the person 
driving, " I say. driver, can't you give me a seat outside ? It's a 
leetle too damned hot for me in here." 

The coach was stopped, and room made for the heated gentle 
man beside the driver. Shortly after, the coach reached Ben- 
ton, when the Doctor took a cordial leave of his new acquaint 
ances, with many professions of thanks. 

Dr. Breckinridge knew nothing of gaming or gamblers, save 
what he had learned from the lying and malicious reports of the 
day. He had never even seen the inside of a gambling-house, 
nor been thrown into the society of a gambler, that he was 
aware of. His prejudices were built upon the garbled reports 
of newspapers, which were in every respect the direct opposite 
of the truth. He had read and listened to these tirades of 
abuse against gamblers so often, that his faith in their veracity 
had become as fixed in his mind as the articles of his creed. 
With all his learning and astute perception, he had never once 
stopped to ask himself whether there was room for doubt, and 
if he were not laboring under a delusion, as it was only right he 
should have done, instead of taking everything for granted, as 
he had done. He had merely looked at one side of the ques 
tion, without giving to the other the slightest thought. The 
press throughout the country informed him solemnly that gam 
blers were worse than pirates, without having their courage. 
When it was desirable to give to some atrocious villain a deeper 
tinge of infamy, he was stigmatized as a gambler. If a gang of 
counterfeiters flooded the country with their forgeries, it was the 
work of gamblers. Should the mail be robbed, it was done, or 



333 -VTAXDERIXGS OF A VAGABOND. 

at any rate planned, by gamblers. If an imaginary insurrection 
was going to take place among the slaves, they were incited 
thereto by gamblers. No dark deed of any sort could be per 
petrated unless a gambler was at the bottom of it. 

A few hours after the terrible tornado of 1840 had swept over 
Natchez, a gentleman who was seated at the supper-table in 
one of the principal hotels was describing to some of the guests 
present, the fearful havoc made by it. Among his auditors was 
a stuttering sport, who had frequently felt keenly the unjust ac 
cusations hurled against the fraternity of which he was a worthy 
member He seized the occasion to give vent to his indignation 
by stuttering out, " I-I-I-I sup-p-p-pose they'll s-s-say the g-g-g- 
gamblers b-b-brought the t-t-tornado here." 

I shall now endeavor to enumerate the causes, or some of 
them at least, which brought the gambling community into 
such bad odor, and led to the unjust prejudices against them, 
which have existed for the last thirty odd years. Somewhere 
about the year 1835, a man named Murrill was convicted of 
negro-stealing in the State of Tennessee, and sentenced for ten 
years to the .Nashville penitentiary. The principal witness 
against him was a man named Stewart. This man published a 
pamphlet, which had an extensive circulation throughout the 
country, and upon the people living hi the Mississippi valley it 
exerted a most pernicious influence. Stewart, in his pamphlet, 
related how he had for several months dogged the footsteps of 
Murrill, following him from the State of Tennessee into those of 
Mississippi, Missouri, and Arkansas, and that his labors were 
finally rewarded by the discovery that Murrill was the chief of 
a secret organization, a formidable band of villains, who styled 
themselves ''The League of Secret Brotherhood." Having 
adroitly wormed himself into the confidence of Murrill, he drew 
from him the facts that the "League" numbered over 3000 mem 
bers, and was composed of highwaymen, negro- thieves, counter 
feiters, and the entire gambling community, from the great 
lakes to the gulf. Murrill, as its chiet was clothed with su 
preme power. He appointed and removed subordinates at 
pleasure. All derelictions from duty were immediately communi 
cated to him by his secret spies, and all traitors or refractory 
officers or men assassinated by his orders. The League, whose 
ramifications extended throughout the entire West and South- 



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west, was divided into classes, each class roaming over the 
country, and exercising its peculiar vocation wherever it was 
found most profitable. That is to say, highwaymen, negro- 
thieves, horse-thieves, gamblers, and counterfeiters, each pur 
sued their calling in separate bands, but were compelled by the 
laws of the "League," to aid, abet, and defend each other, should 
occasion arise. Each class was commanded by a chief, who 
was subject to the order of Murrill, responsible to him for the 
discipline of his band, and whatever plunder it had captured. 
Members recognized each other by secret signs and grips. Murrill 
soon became so impressed with the idea that Stewart possessed 
extraordinary ability, that he not only initiated him into the 
"League," but made him his chief lieutenant, and after he had 
raised him to this elevated position, communicated to him a 
grand scheme which he had concocted and arranged, and was 
now all ready to put into execution, which would enrich the en 
tire brotherhood. He stated to Stewart that his agents had, 
during the last year, been at work among the negroes along the 
valley of the Mississippi, preparing them for a simultaneous re 
volt against their masters. To facilitate this movement, the 
funds of the League had been invested in fire-arms and ammu 
nition for the same, from the North, and a large amount of 
these were already in the hands of the slaves and their white 
sympathizers. He stated that a few months more would see their 
preparations complete, and that the following Christmas had been 
selected as the day on which the rising should take place. The 
"League" would have its forces at Natchez, Vicksburg, and 
New Orleans, ready to take instant advantage of the confusion 
caused by the insurrection, and seize the treasure in the banks 
of those cities, while the slaves were killing their masters. It is 
needless to say that the soul of Stewart burned within him to 
rid the world of such an atrocious villain; but, in order to find 
out all his plans, he dissembled and appeared delighted with the 
scheme. Like a sleuth-hound he trailed the footsteps of his 
victim, until he was able to prove that the great captain of the 
"League" had laid himself amenable to the law, by stealing a 
slave, the property of a widow woman in rather humble cir 
cumstances. Great criminals sometimes stoop to rather petty 
crimes. 
. The excitement created by this pamphlet in the valley of the 



340 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

Mississippi is not to be described. It was eagerly perused by all 
who could read, and those who could not, heard its contents con 
tinually ventilated from the stump by political demagogues. To 
express a doubt of the truth of anything contained in the pamph 
let was to lay one's self open to suspicions of being a member of 
the " League ; " consequently the mouths of thinking men were 
closed. In such periods, when the people are stirred to the 
depths, and a prey to anxiety and fear, the political and religious 
demagogue creeps into power. By them the constituted author 
ities are displaced and the laws set aside. As they have foisted 
themselves into power through the doubts and fears of the peo 
ple, so they sustain themselves in their positions, keeping them 
constantly in dread, by the terrible idea that atrocious villains 
are secretly in their midst, plotting their destruction by deeds of 
blood and infamy. Their trumped-up tales of hidden danger 
are listened to with avidity by the people, until confidence is 
destroyed, and each believing "every man's hand against him," 
resolves that "his hand 'shall be against every man." Their 
fears induce the weak-minded and unscrupulous to cast suspi 
cions upon others, in order that they themselves may appear hon 
est. Terror holds high carnival, and cruelties worthy the vilest 
and worst days of the Inquisition ensue ; from which the virtu 
ous and unoffending are by no means exempt. Such was the 
state of affairs created by Stewart's pamphlet in many of the 
scattered settlements along the valley of the Mississippi. Men 
were hanged, upon the shallowest pretenses that they were mem 
bers of the obnoxious League, or, what was to many quite as bad, 
cruelly lashed at the whipping-post; the banishment of men 
from their homes, and the confiscation of all they possessed in 
the world, was considered a mild punishment by the Lynch courts 
which everywhere sprung up. The demagogues were unable in 
Vicksburg and Natchez to gain the confidence of the citizens 
sufficiently for them to overthrow the laws until the following 
event took place : 

At the time of which I write Vicksburg was the central point 
of speculation in the Southwest, on account of the sales of rich 
cotton lands taking place aFthat period, in its vicinity. Adventu 
rous spirits of every description gathered there, in hopes of bet 
tering their pecuniary condition ; the country was flooded with 
"wild-cat" money, then circulated at par; and in the mania for 



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i 

speculation every one seemed more or less carried away. For 
tunes were made and lost in a single day. Gamblers flocked 
there from all parts of the Union, and at least fifty banks were 
opened in the city, nearly all of which did a thriving business, in 
spite of the abuse heaped upon their owners by the press of the 
city. Aside from their profession, nothing derogatory to their 
character or behavior could be alleged against them ; they were 
quiet and orderly in all their habits, and the soul of probity in all 
their dealings. But owing to the feeling against them, and the 
vituperations showered upon them by the press, they were final- J/ 
ly compelled to flee from the place, in order to escape the unrea 
soning vengeance of an infuriated mob. 

The Fourth of July in 1835 was celebrated with more than 
usual spendor by the citizens of Vicksburg, and to enhance ita 
glories the militia soldiery of Natchez had come up the river to 
assist in the glorification. While dinner was going forward, a 
ruffian, named Cobbler, inspired thereto by the potent spirit of 
old rye, amused himself by walking over the tables, among the 
dishes with which they were laid. Some of his friends laid vio 
lent hands on him, captured and took him from the room. This 
outrageous conduct created a terrible excitement, and the report 
was somehow circulated that Cobbler was a professional gamb 
ler, which was entirely false. He was a blacksmith of Natchez, 
and while living there had gained some celebrity as a pugilist. 
Considering it an easier mode of life than that of plying a 
sledge-hammer, he threw up the latter and devoted his whole 
attention to the cultivation of the manly art. Like most charac 
ters of his kind, he hung around gambling-houses and preyed 
upon gamblers for support, and was, therefore, as is almost in 
variably the case, considered by the sapient public a gambler. 
This outrage might have passed off in the ordinary way, and 
without creating any unusual amount of disturbance, had not a 
few demagogues taken advantage of it to inflame the passions of 
the citizens of the place against the gamblers. A public meeting 
was called, which, in the excitement of the hour, was largely at 
tended, and the crowd was addressed by speakers who intem- 
perately advocated the expulsion by violence, from their midst, of 
every gambler in the city. Eesolutions to that effect were carried 
almost without a dissenting voice. No time for consideration 
was taken by the meeting, or to ascertain whether the gamblers 



342 WANDERINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

of the place were in any way responsible for the outrage commit 
ted by Cobbler, or whether he "was a gambler; that was not 
what the demagogues, who were pulling the wires of their pup 
pets, the people, were aiming at. On the spur of the moment a 
vigilance committee was organized with avowedly the express 
intention of forcibly ridding the city of all gamblers within its 
limits. Many of the more respectable citizens of the place ex 
pressed their disapprobation of such summary proceedings, but 
the public mind, already at fever-heat from the reading of 
Stewart's pamphlet and the violent attacks of the press upon 
gamblers, was in no condition to listen to the remonstrances of 
their peace and order loving townsmen. 

Facing the steamboat landing was a low groggery, the resort 
of third-rate sharpers and river thieves of all descriptions, and 
extensively patronized by the lower orders of boatmen, who were 
frequently swindled out of their earnings there, or followed by 
some of its inmates or frequenters, and knocked down and rob 
bed on the dark levee. A 24 No. roulette wheel was the only 
instrument appertaining to a banking game of chance about the 
premises, and the only show the patrons of the place had to 
win, should they desire to hazard their money outside of games 
of cards with their immediate friends. The brawls and frequent 
robberies taking place at this disreputable establishment had 
brought down upon it the loud disapprobation of the citizens, 
and even the river men had, at various times, threatened to tear 
it down. Upon this resort, then, did the committee make their 
first attack, ordering its proprietor to close up his place and 
leave the city a thing he flatly refused to do. A company of 
about thirty lynchers were sent to the obnoxious house under 
orders to tear it down and seize all its inmates. They approached 
the premises in double file to the music of a fife and drum, and 
armed with guns and other weapons, when, after they had got 
within a very short distance, a volley was fired from the house 
into their ranks, killing and wounding several ; among the first, 
the leader of the party. This unlooked-for reception, together 
with the fall of their leader, caused the attacking party to beat 
a hasty retreat. The proprietor of the house, instead of aban 
doning it, foolishly determined to defend it with his life, and 
being joined by three friends as reckless and foolhardy as him- 
feelf, they had armed themselves and prepared for the siege. 



PKEJUDICES. 343 

The place being but a mere shanty built of pine boards, could 
offer no resistance of any account of itself to the lynchers, but 
the inmates, on the spur of the moment, had piled furniture and 
whatever loose lumber they could lay their hands on, against 
the doors, pierced the sides of the shanty with port-holes, from 
which to fire on the advancing foe, and thus awaited the return 
of the lynchers. The latter, after their repulse, retreated some 
distance from the house and sent for reinforcements. On the 
arrival of these, a cordon of sentinels surrounded the place at a 
respectful distance, in order to prevent any of the inmates from 
making their escape. A cannon was procured, a few shots from 
which sent the rickety old shell tumbling about the ears of its 
defenders, who were all captured. The four men were then, 
without a moment's delay, dragged to the top of the hill, and, 
without even the form of a trial, hanged on a tree. One of the 
victims was the man who run the roulette game, and the center 
of the wheel was tied up to his dangling body. On the morning 
subsequent to the hanging, the wife of the man who kept the 
place came and begged the body of her husband, that she 
might give it decent burial ; but instead of granting this pious 
request, the leader of the lynchers drove her away with curses 
and insults not mentionable to ears polite. I met the brute in 
Brownsville, Texas, eleven years later. He was a debased and 
drunken sot, so low that he was more an object of pity than re 
sentment, though the finger of scorn had never ceased to be 
pointed at him as one of the stranglers of Vicksburg. 

Shortly after the repulse of the first body of lynchers, and the 
death of its leader, guards were stationed around the steamboat 
landing, to prevent any of the gamblers from making their es 
cape. Bodies of lynchers were also sent to patrol every avenue 
of escape from the city. But before they had thought of taking 
these precautions, many of the gamblers, warned of the coming 
storm, had sought safety on a timely steamer bound to New Or 
leans from Vicksburg, and which left before the fatal shots were 
fired. Cobbler, the cause of all the disturbance, also made his 
escape on the same steamer. A few gamblers, conscious of com 
mitting no crime, and therefore expecting no violence, decided 
on remaining until the excitement should have blown over. 
When the news of the killing of the lynch leader spread through 
the city like wild-fire, they began to apprehend danger. Fol- 



344 -WANDERINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

lowing fast on this startling news, the cry arose of "Death to 
gamblers!" If these ominous words, following fast on the heels 
of the killing of the leader of those who sent up the shout, failed 
to convince the most skeptical or blanch the cheek of the brav 
est among them, the summary hanging of the four men con 
vinced them that their lives hung trembling in the balance. 
Many citizens, among whom were officers of the law, gave to 
them asylums in their houses until the storm had passed, when 
they -were smuggled on board steamers. A planter living seven 
miles from the city sheltered five of them until they were able to 
make their escape by a passing steamer bound for New Orleans. 

A gambler named James Hoard, being unable to get on board 
the steamer which carried off the first party from the city, be 
came very uneasy. He scanned the river with longing eyes both 
up and down, in hopes another steamer would heave in sight, 
but he was doomed to disappointment. 

While in this unenviable state of mind, the news of the killing 
of the leader, and wounding of two others of the lynchers, 
reached him. The tidings sent a cold chill to the heart of Hoard. 
He started for his hotel with a rapid step, determined to lock 
himself up in his room, and await the issue of events. Scarcely 
iiad he gained the doors of this asylum, when the shout, "Death 
to gamblers ! " fell like the sentence of doom upon his ears. From 
that moment his memory was a blank, until he found himself 
seated astride a log in the midst of a swamp five miles below the 
city, where he remained all night, listening, as he expressed it, 
"to an orchestra composed of shrieking owls and growling 
frogs." By dint of swimming and wading, after daylight again 
visited him, he managed to reach " terra fir ma;" and soon dis 
covered, to his great joy, that he wa3 but a very short distance 
from the river. In a few hours a steamer on her way to New 
Orleans was hailed by him, and at his request he was taken on 
board. Anxious to know what sort of an appearance he 
presented after his forced vigil, he walked up to one of the hand 
some mirrors with which the cabin was adorned. It was some 
time before he could convince himself that the image there re 
flected was that of the "bona-fide" Jimmy Hoard. The raven 
locks which had yesterday adorned his cranium were turned to 
an iron gray. 

" grew it white in a single night, 

As men's have grown through sudden fear." 



PREJUDICES. 345 

In those sluggish days, no telegraph wires flashed the news 
to the four quarters of the Union, and the next morning 
told it to the dwellers in all the larger cities, at breakfast, 
through the medium of the daily journals. Post-boys, stages, 
and steamers, then informed the people of the United States 
that they were indebted to the worthy and virtuous citizens 
of Vicksburg, for the stringing up of four abandoned wretches 
of the genus gambler, and called upon society in general 
to be properly grateful. But society was in this case, as in 
many others, grossly imposed upon by false representations. 
Neither of the four strangled unfortunates were gamblers, as the 
press of that day, and long afterwards, boldly asserted. That 
the mob would not have scrupled to hang a myriad of gamblers, 
could they have lain hands on them, is a matter no one is likely 
to dispute ; the attention is merely called to the lying reports of 
the press of those days, which seems, certainly, to be more 
pleased to have published a lie, than a plain, unvarnished fact. 
The man who turned the roulette wheel was the only one 
among them who could, in any sense, be called a gambler ; and 
a low one indeed he must have been, to pursue his calling in so 
low a den. Gamblers, properly speaking, have never yet toler 
ated the society of men whose associates were low thieves, if 
they knew it, or, in fact, high ones either. The four hanged 
wretches were all reckless desperadoes, capable, no doubt, of 
committing the darkest crimes, if one may judge from the com 
pany they kept; but the fact still stands good, that, by the laws 
of every civilized country on earth, they were justified in protect 
ing their home against the attacks of a lawless mob, nor will all 
the fine phrases in the English 'language convince right-minded 
and reflecting people that the men who so summarily sent them 
before their Maker, were more or less than cowardly assassins. 

Stewart's pamphlets and the Vicksburg tragedy were the 
precursors of every sort of persecution to gamblers. They were 
looked upon in the South and Southwest as land pirates. 
Shortly after the Vicksburg affair, placards were posted in most 
of the lar<re towns and cities of the South and Southwest, warn 
ing gamblers to leave, and not to return, under penalty of the 
same fate. In the cities of Memphis, Nashville, Louisville, and 
St. Louis, mobs arose with the avowed design of hanging every 
gambler they could lay hands upon; but hi such times it is 



346 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

generally not very easy to catch the gamblers to hang. A mob 
was also organized for the same purpose in Cincinnati ; but, un 
fortunately, its humane intentions were frustrated by a procla 
mation of the Mayor, declaring that gamblers were entitled to 
the same protection enjoyed by the other citizens, and, in the 
event of any disturbance occurring, or any violence being 
attempted, he should deal with the offenders according to law. 
In Baltimore, the indignant mob razed to the ground a gambling- 
house kept by a man named Johnston. 

During these exciting times gamblers usually made "discretion 
the better part of valor," and disappeared until the storm had 
passed over; or, as it was termed by the press, the "public 
indignation " had subsided, when they " came forth from their 
vile dens like adders tempted forth by the sunshine." The press 
of the country, however, kept the public hate and loathing for 
gamblers alive by its constant vituperations and assertions of 
unfair and unjust dealing, and neither the demagogue on his 
stump nor the preacher in his pulpit failed to add his influence 
to theirs. Such was the effect of all this, that the unfortunate 
objects found themselves beyond the pale of the laws, the legiti 
mate prey of fraud and violence. Should his money be snatched 
or otherwise taken from him by force, the press endorsed the 
glorious act, and the moral portion of the community was so de 
lighted at the cute trick, that it indulged in a general laugh, and 
shook hands all round. The police officer who, by fraud or 
violence, could capture a party of gamblers while at play, and 
rob them of their gambling tools and money, had made his mark 
on the shifting sand of the world's good opinion. 

While these feelings and opinions respecting the fraternity 
were at their height, a fellow by the name of J. H. Greene, better 
known as " Greene, the reformed gambler," furnished to a young 
Kentuckian the material for writing a book, purporting to be an 
exposition of the manners, customs, and habits of the gambling 
community, and also pretended to expose their methods of con 
ducting their swindling games and other operations. His book 
was favorably received, and created considerable sensation. The 
times were ripe for it, and the public was ready to swallow any 
tale, however preposterous, to the discredit of gamblers, no dif 
ference how vile or monstrous. No charlatan had ever a larger 
field for his operations, or so many credulous subjects ready and 



PREJUDICES. 347 

willing nay, more, eager to be humbugged. His book taught, 
first, that all gamblers were thieves ; secondly, that they never 
played on the square; thirdly, that faro had less percentage 
than any other banking game, and that it was twenty per cent, 
worse than stealing, anyhow. The moral Mr. Greene, finding 
his falsehoods swallowed with such avidity, now took a tour 
through the country, lecturing in all the towns of any size, on 
gambling, and giving illustrations of the different methods of 
cheating at cards, dice, etc. While lecturing he clearly demon 
strated to his audience that he could read by their backs the 
suits and denomination of every sort of playing-card manufac 
tured. 

When this immaculate gentleman had finished his disquisition 
on the manners, habits, and practices of gamblers, their several 
modes of cheating, pulling two cards at faro, palming, stocking, 
thimble-rigging, bottom-dealing, dice-cogging, etc., he was accus 
tomed to announce to his audience that every playing-card manu 
factured was stamped with secret signs, which were readable by 
every gambler in the world, but which, to the uninitiated, meant 
nothing ; and to demonstrate the truth of his assertion he would 
take a coin from his pocket and desire that some one would fetch 
from the nearest place, where they were procurable, a pack of 
cards. If, as happened in ninety-nine cases out of every hundred, 
no one volunteered, each one waiting for his neighbor to do so, a 
capper stepped from the audience, took the money, disappeared, 
and shortly reappeared with a stamped pack of cards, which he 
presented to the sanctimonious Greene. That spotless worthy 
now shuffled them in full view of the people, and would then tell 
his astonished audience the suit and size of each card as it lay 
on the pack, face downward, before exposing it to the gaze of 
his bewildered and startled hearers. 

Should any adventurous gentleman among the spectators, 
having before his eyes the fear of being humbugged, snatch the 
coin, and himself rush out in search of a pack, or have &n hand 
one of his own private packs, Greene was prepared for such an 
emergency. He would take the pack from the hands of his 
doubtful auditor, and calling the attention of his audience by 
telling them to watch him closely and be sure he did not change 
it, commence shuffling. After he had done so he would aston 
ish his gaping auditors by reading each size and suit correctly 



348 'WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

from the back as easily as he had done the stamped ones. So 
cleverly did he accomplish this trick, that some of the most prac 
tical gamblers of the day tried to acquaint themselves with the 
" modus-operandi," and failed to do so, though perfectly well 
satisfied that a fraud existed somewhere. His lectures were at 
tended by philosophers, practical scientific men, astute lawyers, 
learned legislators, shrewd thieves, and cunning detectives, not 
one of whom doubted that Greene was a true disciple of honesty; 
but not a few gamblers knew him to be a fraud, but had not the 
power, or, to speak more correctly, the courage, to expose him. 
His trick, when known, was, as is usual in such cases, exceedingly 
simple. A small piece of looking-glass being inserted or laid 
upon the desk when he was lecturing, showed him the face of 
the card as he removed it from the pack. 

According to Greene's account of himself, he was the associate 
of the thieves, desperadoes, and counterfeiters who infested the 
banks of the Ohio and Mississippi rivers from Cincinnati to New 
Orleans, for the space of fifteen years. His gambling seems to 
have been a petty career of playing swindling games of short cards 
on steamers, by playing on the unwary and verdant, stamped and 
marked cards, or giving them large hands at " all-fours," poker, 
brag, euchre, etc., and beating them with better ones. When 
not engaged in the immaculate manner described, he followed 
up fairs and race-courses, and other public gatherings, where he 
entertained the verdant with cogged dice and thimble-rigging. 
It is believed by many shrewd old gamblers that revenge was 
the motive which induced the pious Greene to change his mode of 
life. In those days it was customary for master sharpers to hire 
the privilege of race-courses. One of these enterprising worth- * 
ies, named John Campbell, secured, about 1847, the gambling 
privilege of the race-track at Richmond. While operating with 
his horde of low sharpers inside in the gambling booth, several 
nomadic brethren of the lower orders had opened their games of 
chuck, strap, and thimble-game outside the track, and near to 
the gate ; among these was Greene, who was running a small 
chuck-table. Mr. Campbell, regarding these outsiders in the 
light of an infringement on his privileges, sent several of his 
hired bullies to disperse them, " vi et armis." In the general 
melee which ensued, Greene received a most unmerciful beating. 
This outrage upon his person may have given him serious 



PREJUDICES. 349 

notions of book-making, and made him burn to expose the prac 
tices and tricks of gamblers to the whole world ; but to my mind 
the gain he expected to get from his exposition was quite as po 
tent a reason as the desire for revenge, and the main object of 
his reformation. However, be that as it may, I have never yet 
found a single gambler willing to admit that he ever knew 
Greene to be engaged in or connected with any square game in 
his life, of any description whatever, nor in his autobiography 
does he once speak of being connected with a first-class square 
gambler, and mentions but a single instance of ever being in their 
rooms, when he speaks gratefully of the kind treatment he there 
received, and also of the gentlemanly and hospitable manners of 
its proprietors. It is wonderful how this low and debased fraud 
should have deceived some of the brightest intellects in the coun 
try. His false representations again aroused, in all its virulence, 
the feeling against gamblers, and to such a pitch did it run that 
the States of New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Maryland, Ken- 
tukcy, Alabama, Tennessee, and even Congress, for the District of 
Columbia, passed severe laws against gaming. In some of these 
States the dealing of a banking game of chance was punishable 
by two years in the State's prison j while in others the penalty 
was five. Officers of justice, even, in many cases, would warn 
offenders of the danger they stood in from the law; therefore 
these ultra severe measures defeated themselves. Finally the 
majority of the States repealed these very stringent laws a few 
years after passing them ; but in the States of New York, Penn 
sylvania, Ohio, Maryland, and also in the District of Columbia, 
they are still on the statute-books, though virtually a dead 
letter. 

None stand higher as a class, in the scale of probity, than gamb 
lers. The envious and jealous are certainly to be found among 
them, as among other classes of men, but few who are meanly 
avaricious; and, taken as a body, they are surpassed in generosity 
and liberality by none. In the scale of morals they will compare 
favorably with any class in this country ; and if the record of 
crime be any proof of my assertion, statistics show that in our 
States prisons may be found men from every walk of life, ex 
cept the gamblers. And not a single one has, by the laws of the 
land, expiated his crime upon the gallows throughout the length 
and breadth of this great republic. Charles Cora was, indeed, 



350 -WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

hanged by the Vigilance Committee of San Francisco, and Mum- 
ford by a military tribunal in New Orleans; and the taking-off 
of either of these men has never added much to the credit of 
their executioners. Richardson, the U. S. Marshal whom Cora 
killed, was a Baltimore Plug-Ugly, and a shooter and stabber of 
the first water ; and when in a state of intoxication, which was 
not seldom, used his weapon with the most sublime disregard of 
the safety of friend or foe. While on one of his periodical sprees, 
which always lasted him three or four days, he encountered 
Cora at the Cosmopolitan Coffee House, on Montgomery Street, 
for the first time ; an altercation ensued which resulted in Rich 
ardson's drawing a Derringer and trying to fire it at Cora ; but 
before he could carry out his design he was disarmed by his 
friends and taken away. On the following evening the parties 
again met at the same place as before, and, through the media 
tion of friends, a reconciliation was effected, and they drank to 
gether as a symbol that all hard feelings were drowned between 
them. Immediately afterwards Richardson took Cora by the 
arm and desired him to take a walk with him, which the latter 
foolishly consented to do. It was now about eight o'clock; the 
night was dark, and five minutes did not elapse, after they start 
ed out, before the report of a pistol ruhg out on the night air, 
and every person in the crowd started for the spot from whence 
the report seemed to come. On arriving, the body of Richard 
son was discovered lying across the iron grating which covered 
the pavement before a large mercantile establishment one block 
away from the Cosmopolitan. Beside tbe dead body of Richard 
son lay a Derringer pistol; the scabbard of his bowie-knife, 
fastened to his waistband, was empty, the knife itself having 
dropped into the cellar beneath, where it was afterwards found. 
Cora was arrested, a few moments after the killing was done, 
about a hundred yards from the scene of the tragedy. Upon his 
person were found two Derringers, one loaded and one empty, 
and showing that it had been discharged but a few moments since. 
This was the substance of all the evidence alleged against Cora 
on the trial, which took place while public opinion was inflamed 
against him to the highest pitch, lashed by a licentious pi'ess in 
to fury, for no other reason except that Richardson had borne 
the honorable title of U. S. Marshal, while his murderer was 
nothing in the estimation of the people but a vile gambler. In 



PREJUDICES, 351 

those days it was not customary for a murderer to get into the 
witness-box and give testimony in his own behalf ; consequently 
what took place between Cora and Richardson, after they left 
the Cosmopolitan Coffee House, remained, as far as the jury and 
the public in general were concerned, a profound mystery. But 
being, as I was, acquainted with both men, I see no reason to 
doubt the truth of the version given by Cora, while in prison, to 
Ms friend, James Horton, or his counsel, Mr. McDougal. It cer 
tainly bears to my mind every semblance of truth. 

Cora's statement was to the effect that, soon after they reached 
the pavement, Richardson brought up the subject of their last 
night's dispute, and insisted that he (Cora) should acknowledge 
himself wrong in the whole matter, which he emphatically re 
fused to do. This altercation continued until they had reached 
the end of the block, still walking arm in arm, and turned down 
a side street. They continued thus to walk forward until they 
had gone several yards, Richardson still arguing, and trying to 
induce Cora to acknowledge himself the aggressor on the night 
before. Cora still refusing, Richardson suddenly stopped, and 
pushing his companion up against the side of a building, and 
holding him with his left hand in such a manner that he could 
not escape, while with his right hand he made a motion as if to 
draw from his belt his bowie-knife, and demanded that he should 
confess he had done him a grievous wrong. Cora said he had 
kept his own hand on his Derringer ever since his companion 
had mooted the disagreeable subject, but that he also tried in 
every way to conciliate him, short of the shameful acknowledg 
ment he wished to extort from him. The moment Richardson 
attempted to draw his knife to enforce his demands, the contents 
of the Derringer were discharged into his heart. The jury fail 
ing to agree on a verdict, Cora was remanded to prison to await 
a new trial. Shortly after these events, James King, of Wan, 
editor of the San Francisco Evening Bulletin, was shot down in 
the streets by one James P. Casey, a member of the Board of 
Supervisors, and the owner of a weekly newspaper published in 
that city King had published in his paper a scurrilous article 
reflecting on Casey, for which he was shot down by the latter on 
the street in cold blood. The indignation caused by this das 
tardly act culminated in the organization of a Vigilance Com 
mittee. Its first act was to avenge the death of King by hang- 



352 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

ing Casey, and, without the remotest shadow of law to justify the 
brutal act, hung Cora also with him. The avowed purpose of 
the Committee was to rid the city of its political rowdies and 
ballot-box stuffers. Cora was never identified vith these classes, 
nor did he anywhere bear the reputation of a dangerous man. 
The man Mumford, hung by General Butler for tearing down 
from the Mint the United States flag, was naturally a half idiot, 
and what little brains he ever possessed were crazed by the ex 
cessive use of liquor. The world applauded when he was hang 
ed for tearing down the flag an act which he never perpetrated. 
A Kanaka boy ascended to the roof of the Mint, climbed the pole, 
detatched the banner, and threw it into the street. Mumford, 
who happened to be there, picked it up, and dragged it after him 
through the muddy street, at the same time tearing it in pieces, 
and distributing it in a braggadocio manner to those whom he 
met. Of course a crowd gathered about him, and an army of 
boys followed at his heels, to see the fun. None but fools or 
lunatics commit such barefaced follies. Butler might have con 
sidered Mumford a fit subject of which to make an example ; 
but it would have spoken better for humanity in general, and 
added far more to the credit of our nation, had he, instead of 
consigning the unfortunate wretch to the rope of the hangman, 
placed him in an asylum for lunatics. 

There has never been in our country a more law-abiding class 
of citizens than the gamblers. I know, in the whole course of my 
roving existence, of but a single instance of one being concerned 
in a Vigilance Committee or a lynching party of any description. 
In our new States and territories, where the mobocracy so often 
trampled under foot the constituted authority, among the first 
persons called upon by the rightful officers of the law, to assist 
in sustaining their authority, were the gamblers. In their bravery 
and loyalty the utmost confidence was placed. 

In his habits the gambler is, in ninety-nine cases out of every 
hundred, excessively clean. Cleanliness in his creed is far 
ahead of godliness. Personal purity is with him an indispensa 
ble necessity. He lives on the best he can procure, and sur 
rounds himself and family, should he possess one, with every 
comfort and luxury he can compass. This is true both of his 
home and his gambling-house. He there treats his friends with 
the greatest liberality and hospitality. In manners he is cour- 



PREJUDICES. 353 

teous and affable, and seldom, even when young and ignorant, 
shows rudeness to strangers or inoffensive persons of any de 
scription. Good-behavior is one of the articles of his creed. 
He is neat in his dress, too often extravagant, and in youth 
generally fond of display; he sometimes also, at this period, 
gives way to dissipation, though to no greater extent than other 
young men having the same command of money. When gam 
blers have had the power to choose their customers, and close 
their doors on such as were inclined to ruffianly behavior, 
order and decorum have invariably reigned around their games. 
Even in the lower class of gambling-rooms, wrangling, blasphe 
mous or obscene language is not tolerated, and persons persist 
ing in behaving themselves with rudeness, or disagreeably, are 
shut out, regardless of wealth or standing, except in some cases 
where the gambler dare not refuse to admit some bully or ward 
politician, fearful of violence to his game from either themselves 
or their satellites. In the best order of gambling-houses may 
be met men of cultivation and refinement, numbers of whom 
move in the highest walks of life, and as much decorum prevails 
among the guests as would be expected in a party of friends 
during an entertainment at the house of one of their number. 
The proprietor treats his patrons equally with the greatest cour 
tesy and consideration. He who merely bets a single white 
check is treated with the same respectful politeness as the lord 
of thousands whose bets reach the limit of the bank. The gam 
ing-table equalizes all who take their seats before it. It is a 
peculiar mart of trade, where cringing and flattery are not a 
part of the stock, and in no way belong to it. The bankers 
treat all with suavity, conceding to each his rights and nothing 
more, and no banker having the least respect for himself or his 
establishment is ever seen to display the smallest sign of joy or 
pain at his gains or losses. 



354 WATTDEKINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

CHAPTER XXVIII. 

WOLF-TRAPS. 

The ground was strewn with the irtany-hued leaves of autumn 
when the Major and myself concluded to start out once more on 
a tramp, this time to the far West. We had been loitering away 
a couple of months of the heated term at the White Sulphur 
Springs of Virginia ; a place which, without being very enter 
taining, we found by no means beneficial to our pockets. 

Arriving at Porkopolis, we found the levee crowded with 
steamers of all sizes, many of the larger class plying between 
that port and New Orleans, having but lately been released from 
the moorings where they had been tied up during the summer 
months. Their appearance at the wharf, together with the piles 
of freight with which it was covered, plainly denoted that navi 
gation was thoroughly reopened, without the corroboration given 
to that fact by the swelling of the turbid waters of the Ohio. 

"Jack, would you like to take a stroll among the 'Wolf- 
traps,' sir?" inquired the Major on the morning subsequent to 
Our arrival in Cincinnati. 

"Wolf-traps," I repeated, "what are they?" 

"They are only to be appreciated, sir, by seeing them.*' 

"Then let us go, by all means," I rejoined. 

A few moments 7 rapid walk from our hotel brought us to the 
Steamboat landing. We then turned up one of the side streets 
leading from it, and a few doors from the corner paused for a 
moment at the foot of a wooden stairway. We ascended and 
reached a landing on the first floor, turned and entered a side 
door which opened into a long, narrow, and excessively dirty 
room, which could be divided at pleasure into two apartments 
by sliding-doors. The whole was carpeted with a dilapidated 
straw- matting, and decorated with several rough wooden boxes, 
which, being filled with sawdust, served as spittoons, when the 
patrons desired to indulge in expectoration. The front win 
dows, which looked upon the street, were protected by green 
Venetian blinds, the walls had at some remote period been pa* 
pered, but were now so smoked that the original pattern was un 
decipherable. They were adorned at intervals by various penny 



WOLF-TRAPS. 355 

Pictures tacked to the wall, as well as several in frames, repre 
senting celebrated racers, distinguished generals and statesmen, 
steamboats, fishing and hunting scenes, etc., etc. The furniture 
included a few dozen of cane-seat chairs, a poker-table covered 
with a discolored green cloth, and at the furthest end of the 
room a large faro ditto, also covered with the usual green 
cloth, on which now reposed a lay-out, a set of chips, and a 
card-box. Against one side of the front room stood a strong 
oaken side-board, which had long since seen its best days, and 
on it rested a wooden pail filled with water, in which a gourd 
swam invitingly for those who desired to quench their thirst 
tho only entertainment of any sort which the establishment 
offered to its patrons. But on the ground floor flourished a 
coffee-house, which dispensed to all who desired both heating 
and cooling beverages, and the "trap" maintained a sable at 
tendant to receive the money of its patrons, and procure for 
them its equivalent in whatever refreshments they might re 
quire. 

Casting our eyes over the room, we perceived that but three 
persons were present tbere, besides ourselves, the hour being, as 
yet, too early for customers. One of these was a little dried-up 
fellow, about fifty years of age, of a swarthy visage and small 
black eyes, and bushy whiskers of the same raven hue. When 
he perceived us, he came forward quickly and shook the Major 
warmly by the hand. 

"Glad to see you looking so well, Mr. Robbins," said the 
polite Major. 

" I don't feel so, sir," returned the person addressed, in a lugu 
brious tone, and with a doleful shake of the head. 

" No ! You surprise me ! What's the matter, sir?" inquired the 
Major. 

"D n bad here," ejaculated the moody gentleman, thumping 
himself on the chest. 

" Well, sir ! if health's bad, trade must be good, eh, Robbins f w 

'* No ! no ! no it ain't, Major ! It's very bad, sir," replied 
that worthy, speaking, if possible, in a more doleful strain than 
before. " We hain't made a winning in ten days; every bank's 
been broken as fast as 'twas put up, and we've put up more'n a 
hundred, I'll bet." 

" Can they do it always?" inquired tho Major, with a show of 
interest. 



356 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

" It seems so," whined Bobbins. " D n me if I don't believe 
the house is 'hoo-dood.' But where have you been so long?" 
he asked. 

" In Virginia," replied the Major. 

"After keerds?" 

"No, sir! I've done no gambling; have been engaged in busi 
ness," answered the Major, drily. 

"You're a deep 'uii Major, you are," said the doleful Bobbins, 
with a shake of his head, and bringing to his face a sort of sickly 
half-way smile. "But don't you know my partner here, Mr. 
Simons?" he inquired, pointing to a bald-headed, heavy-set gen 
tleman, who was dexterously balancing himself on the extreme 
tips of the two back legs of his chair, and pretending to occupy 
himself with a newspaper. 

" Haven't the pleasure, but you will introduce me, I hope," 
returned the polite Major. 

"Mr. Simons, this here is my old friend, Major Jenks, and he's 
a trump, you can bet on ? t." 

After this glowing eulogy, the Major was shaken energetically 
by the hand, and Mr. Simons expressed his pleasure at becoming 
acquainted with such an accomplished trump. 

" Mr Johnstone, Major," said Mr. Bobbins, in such atone as he 
would have used had he been informing him of the death of his 
dearest friend, and waving his hand towards a coarse, broad- 
shouldered, hard-fisted specimen of the genus homo, who had 
not, since our entrance, ceased for one moment to walk the 
floor up and down, as if doing it on time, for a wager. No class 
of the human family was more disgusting to the Major than the 
bruiser tribe, and our late experience in New York had not 
greatly tended to soften his prejudices, to say the least. The 
personal appearance of Mr. Johustone bore the indelible stamp 
of his order. His mien, gait, and every action declared it to the 
stranger, even if it were not for his scarified face, on which was 
so legibly written the annals of many a rough-and-tumble fight, 
that he who saw might read ; but the Major never allowed his 
prejudices to overcome his politeness, and of course acknowl 
edged the favor of Mr. Johnstone's acquaintance, with his usual 
courtesy. 

"It's allers better folks should know one another," remarked 
Mr. Bobbins, in a lugubrious tone, after the hand-shaking attend 
ant on this ceremony had been performed. 



WOLF-TEAPS. 357 

"Very properly so, sir," answered the Major. 

In these ceremonies of presentation I was left entirely out in 
the cold. The Major had either altogether forgotten me, or 
thought me unworthy to be presented to his friends, or, what I 
believe to be quite as likely, did not consider that I would be in 
any way benefited by their acquaintance. Be that as it may, my 
temper was in no degree ruffled by the slight. 

I now amused myself by scanning the patrons of the place, 
who were fast filling the room, and a motley gathering they were, 
both in dress and personal appearance. Among them were men 
of all ages, from those in early youth to those whose hair was 
white with the snows of many winters. Some were dressed in 
seedy garments, some few plainly and tastefully, some slovenly, 
and many foppishly; over the persons of this latter class was 
distributed a profusion of jewelry, some of it the " Simon pure " 
article, while the flashy pinchbeck chains, rings and breastpins, 
which disfigured many of them, marked their status in the com 
munity more plainly than words could possibly do. The majority 
were men occupying various positions on the steamboats plying 
on the river; for instance, cooks, stewards, mates, pilots, and 
engineers. There was also to be seen a considerable sprinkling 
of residents of the place representing the rowdy element in force, 
besides some mechanics, loafers and pot-house political spouters, 
and others of like grades and callings. The better-behaved 
amongst them sat quietly looking about them, or reading the 
newspapers, while the younger and better-dressed portion of 
the crowd gathered about the faro-table, where they discussed 
their own bad luck, the merits of fast women, fighting men, 
race-horses, river steamers, and a hundred kindred subjects. Their 
conversation was garnished by many terrible oaths and obscene 
expressions. "Who'll open a snap?" was the oft-repeated ques 
tion of the crowd, and every time the door was opened, or foot 
steps were heard ascending the stairs, all eyes were turned in 
that direction, in hopes it was some one who was in the habit of 
setting up a bank there. At length their patience was rewarded 
by the appearance upon the scene of a slight, dandefied-looking 
inividual, who was received with a yell of delight from the de 
lectable crowd assembled round the faro-table, while several 
screamed at the tops of their voices, " Here's Marks; we'll have 
a bank now !" The gentleman whose arrival had raised this ebul- 



358 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

lition of feeling, and who was now the centre of attraction to all 
parties present, was dressed in a rather genteel manner, and 
wore around his neck a heavy gold chain, and a fine brilliant 
sparkled in his elaborately-embroidered shirt front. He held in 
his hand a small gold-headed cane, and advanced into the room 
and up to that end of it occupied by the faro-table and its ap 
purtenances, with a perfectly blank face, and took no more no 
tice of the yelling, screeching audience, than if he had been the 
sole occupant of the room. Without bestowing ou any person 
the smallest sign of recognition, he coolly divested himself of his 
coat, folded it up carefully, and handed it to Mr. Robbins. He 
now for the first time acknowledged the presence of his enthu 
siastic audience, and said, contemptuously, " Yes, I'll give you a 
bank that '11 make yer sick, yer rascals !" which polite speech was 
received with a yell of approbation by the gentlemen assembled 
about the poker-table. He then moved with a kind of shuffle 
towards the dealing-chair, and having fixed himself there to his 
satisfaction, he took with his thumb and finger, from his vest 
pocket, a half eagle, which he tossed on the table with the ut 
most "sangfroid," at the same time crying out "Here, Robbins, 
give us 'fish' for this." According to custom, that worthy count 
ed him out from the piles of checks on the table five dollars, is 
suing them at five cents apiece. When he had set Mr. Marks' 
bank aside, he handed him a dealing-box and a pack of cards. 
The latter shuffled these according to the most approved method, 
and placed them in the dealing-box, and during this operation 
neither spoke, nor hi any way noticed, even so much as by a look, 
any one around him. Silence was evidently Mr. Marks' " best 
holt." When ready to receive company, he addressed his au 
dience in the following polite strain: " Gentlemen, I dou't want no 
fightin' at this 'ere game, nor no 'queer' played in on me. Steal 
everybody's checks but mine, and now, ye d n rascals, pitch in!" 
Anxious to have a good view of what was going forward, I man 
aged to make my way next the wall until I got near the dealer ; 
but not before an indignant gentleman whom I had crowded, 
and who had been in close communion with the whiskey 
bottle, desired to be informed "where the h 1 I was working 
to." From the position I had gained I could survey the scene 
at leisure; and it was one to which only the pencil of a Hogarth 
could have done justice. Seated and standing in every imagiu- 



WOLF-TRAPS. 359 

able attitude around the table, were tiers of men, the hindmost 
row standing on tip-toe, and all watching with intense interest 
the events of the play. Immediately around the table were at 
least forty persons, of various miens, shapes, ages, and complex 
ions, and those among them who were but spectators of the 
game watched its fluctuations with the same intense interest as 
those who were hazarding their money upon it. 

The banker started off a winner, which did not seem to im 
prove the temper of some of his patrons. While the dealer was 
making his turn profound silence reigned, and the suppressed 
breathing of the players, and the sound of the cards as they glid 
ed from the box, were the only sounds audible ; but the moment 
the turn was finished, every tongue broke loose, and a clamor, 
before which that of ancient Babel might hide its diminished 
head, ensued. The most awfully blasphemous language would 
be uttered against fortune, by men who had lost but one or two 
five-cent checks. To the cursing, wrangling, and squabbling 
about the ownership of checks, the imperturbable Marks paid not 
the smallest attention. Occasionally he would remonstrate 
when some one detained the game in placing or exchanging his 
checks, then he would bring his fist down on the table, with a 
"Hands up, d n ye! Do yer want to keep a gentleman here 
all day ?" 

"There I go, again!" shrieked out a well-dressed youth, who 
occupied a front seat at the table, and who was betting one or 
two five-cent checks at a time. "By G d! that's the seventh 
straight bet Fve lost," he cried, looking around for sympathy. 

" Yer too windy, Grummy," said an elderly gentleman seated 
near him. 

"Am I?" half screamed Grummy. "If you'd lost half the bets 
I have within the last two months, you'd be in a lunatic asylum 
before now !" 

"Where d'ye get yer money? I never seed yer work none!'' 
demanded a squealing voice from the crowd. 

"I get it with my tongue, yer dirty lad !" retorted the elegant 
Mr. Grummy. "If you had ter git yourn that way, ye'd starved 
to death long ago." 

" I thought you pinched pockets for it," retorted the squealing 
voice. 

"No! he dusen't do nothing o' the kind," sung out a voice from 



360 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

the outward circle; "he's got au industrious gal, an' she allers 
heels him to a stake in ther morniiiV 

This sally was received with roars of laughter from the delight 
ed crowd, and brought Mr. Grummy up all standing. Begging 
money, or borrowing money under false pretenses, was a rare ac 
complishment among the men of Mr. Grummy's " set," but to be 
publicly accused of being a thief and of being a dependent upon 
the bounty of his lady-love, was more than flesh and blood could 
stand. "Come down stairs, ye dirty loafers, and I'll show ye 
where I gets my money," roared the exasperated gentleman, 
wildly flourishing his clenched fists above his head, and invit 
ing his assailants to come and get their heads smashed. As 
one gentleman was about to accept this polite invitation, and 
several others started to follow, to see fair play, Mr. Johnstone 
made his appearance on the scene.. He took hold of the belli 
gerent Mr. Grummy by the shoulders, and forced him into his 
seat, and then informed him, in the mildest and most dulcet of 
voices, that if he heard another word from him he'd pitch him 
head-foremost down stairs. 

The bank struggled hard for an existence, but was finally 
obliged to succumb to capital. Without allowing his ill success to 
ruffle his temper, Mr. Marks quietly took out what money was 
in the card-box, in order to redeem his checks; meanwhile 
several piles were shoved under his nose for redemption. 
When he had surveyed them for a moment, he turned to their 
owners and said, " You've been dealing with thieves so long, you 
don't know a gentleman when you see one. Take them checks 
back, and keep 'em till your turn comes, or you don't get a cent, 
you scoundrels! Do you hear?" They did hear, and obeyed, 
without showing any signs of rebellion. Whoever Marks was, it 
seemed the rough element obeyed and respected him. When he 
had redeemed his checks, Bobbins handed him his coat, which 
he put on, seized his gold-headed cane in his left hand, and, with 
a flourish of his right, thus addressed his patrons : " Gentlemen, 
as my term of office has now expired, allow me to thank you for 
your generous patronage, and also to carry away with me the 
remembrance of the happy moments I have passed in your 
society. This speech was received with boisterous cheering, 
during which Mr. Marks shuffled himself out of the room. 

Another dealer now put up a ten dollar bank, which was bro- 



WOLF-TRAPS. 361 

ken oil the first deal. The next bank was a twenty-five dollar 
one, which was also soon broken. By this time it appeared a 
heavier class of players had entered the place, and to make room 
for them at the table, the "crabbers " were forced to vacate, by 
order of Mr. Ilobbius. One dissatisfied gentleman ventured to 
remonstrate against the making invidious distinctions, by saying 
that a gentleman was entitled to his seat, so long as he had a 
check, but in defiance of this opinion he was seized by the re 
doubtable Johustone, and dragged from his chair ; after which 
he spun the unfortunate "champion o' the rights of the weaker" 
around the room like a top; a warning beacon to all who had not 
learned that right is always with the strongest party. 

Several banks were successively broken, and as each banker 
retired discomfited, the cry would arise, "Room for another." 
"Who next?" The chair was finally occupied by a man clad in 
an unexceptionable coat of brown cloth, pants of the same ma 
terial, and a white linen vest. He rejoiced in an elaborately 
ruffled shirt, and his head was topped by an expensive Panama 
hat. He was burdened with a superfluous amount of jewelry, 
comprising a long gold neck-chain, fob-chain, diamond pin, and 
several diamond rings on his fingers. This gentleman, from ap 
pearance, was about forty years of .age. His frame was slender, 
and though not above the middle height, stooped considerably 
from the shoulders, and ungainly in appearance. His complex 
ion was nearly as dark as that of an Indian, and since I have seen 
the many Cherokee half-breeds, I am certain he was one of the 
gamblers of that caste, who made their homes in the Indian 
Territory. His eyes were dark and piercing, his eyebrows arched 
and bushy, while his head was covered by a thick shock of 
coarse black hair. Nobody seemed to recognize him, nor did 
he speak to any one, so that evidently he was a total stranger in 
the place. When he had taken from an inside pocket a large 
roll of bank-bills, he counted out $300, and handed to Mr. 
Bobbins as his bank money, telling him that he desired the 
denomination of his checks to be 25 cents. This was considered 
a very large bank at the "trap," and some of the smaller 
players began to remonstrate about the price of the checks, 
which caused some spicy conversation between them and those 
who desired to be considered " heavy rollers," to ensue. Noth 
ing is more annoying to young bank players, or will gall them 



362 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

worse or more quickly, than to be called "pikers," or "crab 
bers," or "check-sweaters" words almost syuouyinous, and 
meaning a person who bets one or two white checks at a time; 
these are termed "pikers "and "crabbers," while the "check- 
sweater" or "check- charmer" holds in his hand a few white 
checks, as an excuse to keep his seat at the table, which he 
does more in expectation of pouncing upon the sleepers belong 
ing to the other players, than of winning anything from the 
bank himself. 

Compared with the banks previously set up, the new one had 
quite a lively game, none of the previous ones being over $25. 
Several $10 and $15 bets were made, and a few as high as $20. 
The sight of the stranger's money had nerved some of the more 
adventurous spirits to go for it. Hidden jnoney was brought 
out of secret pockets, where it had lain "perdu." A new class 
of players appeared on the scene, more venturesome and better- 
behaved. Several of the more noisy "-crabbers" were driven 
from their seats to make room for these, and the game now be 
came very exciting. 

Among the new arrivals was a tall, powerful man, well, but 
plainly dressed, and aged about thirty years. His swarthy vis 
age, and dark, sinister expression, was in no way improved by an 
ugly scar on his forehead and another reaching from his ear to 
the corner of his mouth. He was accompanied by two stalwart 
companions, who addressed him as Ned, and who were assisting 
him, and directing him how to bet his money. It was "Ned, 
bet on the five itliasn't lost yet;" or "Ned, cramp the queen 
with a few dollars she's a hummer;" or "Ned, put me a couple 
of dollars on the Jack;" or remarks of like significance. Ned 
stood before the table with a large roll of bills in his hands, of 
the denominations principally of ones and twos. When his com 
panions told him to lay a bet, he did so ; and when they asked 
for money, he gave it to them, and did not once open his mouth 
to ask a question or make a reply. But neither himself nor his 
friends could pick out winning cards, nor could any other per 
son, scarcely ; for the long, bony fingers of the Indian were rak 
ing in everything before him in the shape of or of the name of 
money. The roll of bills in the fingers of "Ned" was rapidly 
dwindling away, but he still controlled the fiery passion which 
burned within him, increasing in fury as his losses increased, 



WOLF-TRAPS. 363 

and he saw his hets one after another picked up from the lay 
out by the supple fingers of the dealer without a word or sign, 
until finally he held in his hand the last remaining note of his 
roll. It was a one dollar bill. As he stood before the lay-out, 
he twisted this absently into a cord, savagely staring at the 
automaton dealer the while, whose eyes were on the lay-out, 
and were covered from the sight of the spectators by the Pan 
ama hat, which was slouched over his brows. In this position 
he patiently awaited the disposal of his last bet by "Ned." 
"You want this too, do you?" he hissed between his teeth, 
shaking the twisted bill in his face. "You want this too, do 
you?" The dealer neither made him any reply, nor moved a 
muscle ; the former continued in the same intemperate manner, 
still shaking before his face the twisted-up bill. "You've won 
forty dollars from me without paying me a single bet. See if you 
can win that, you d u thief!" At the same moment he placed 
the bill, twisted as it was, behind the nine. Amidst a death-like 
silence the dealer made his turn. The cards could be heard 
distinctly as they fell from the box. Every one seemed to hold 
his breath. 

The bill lost. Ned snatched it up, tore it into small bits,flung 
one to the imperturbable dealer and one to himself alternately, 
at the same time hissing between his clenched teeth, "You take 
that, and I'll take this," at every fragment. 

"Your conduct," said the Indian, calmly, for the first time 
looking up, "is, to say the least of it, very ungentlemanly." 
Quick as thought, the ruffian seized the dealing-box, and with 
it struck him a fearful blow on the mouth, which felled him 
senseless to the floor; while from the cut on his upper lip, caused 
by the sharp edge of the box, the blood spurted out profusely. 
Simons picked up the prostrate man, and reseated him in his 
chair. The blood was flowing in a stream from his lip, and his 
first act, on regaining consciousness, was to make a motion to 
put his hand behind him. Those who observed this movement 
conceived the idea that he was trying to get hold of a pistol^ 
and the friends of "Ned" called out, "Look out, Ned, he's going 
to shoot!" That worthy immediately plunged his hand into the 
bosom of his vest, and as he partially withdrew it, the white 
handle of a bowie-knife was seen to project, which he imme 
diately replaced on making the discovery that the weapon which 



364 WANDEIUNGS OF A VAGABOND. 

the Indian was trying to draw was nothing more formidable 
than a white pocket-handkerchief. 

At this stage of the affair, several of those belonging to Ned's 
party rushed in out of the front room with the cry that "the 
police are coming!" " Let's leave, Ned!" etc. Mr. Johnstone 
now interfered for the first time, and entreated " Ned" to leave 
before he was "nabbed" by the police. The rooms were nearly 
deserted by the people who a few moments before had crowded 
them to suffocation, and when "Ned" and his companions had 
left the place, it contained no other occupants but Simons, Rob- 
bins, Johnstone, the injured man, the Major, and myself. This 
speedy riddance of the crowd was due to a custom of the police, 
who were in the habit of arresting every person whom they 
found in a "trap," if called in to suppress a row. The Major, 
being fully aware of this, tried to drag me from the place as 
soon as the dealer was struck, but I was determined to see the 
end of the adventure, and the generous old fellow, sooner than 
leave me alone, remained with me. 

The injured man, unable to make any response to the kind in 
quiries of Robbins and Simons after his hurts, could only sit 
witbhis handkerchief pressed over the wound. Robbins settled 
up the game, which had won about $180, and after deducting 
the ten per cent, due the house, handed over the balance to its 
owner, who put it in the pocket of his pants, and immediately 
left the house, holding his handkerchief up to his mouth. 

"There, Major! Don't you think we're treated very badly?" 
inquired the irrepressible Robbins, the instant the door had 
closed on his retreating form, with his habitual whining tone. 

"Yes, sir!" answered the Major, "but I think that unfortun 
ate gentleman who has just left us has been treated an infernal 
sight worse. 

"Treated h 1!" rejoined Mr. Robbins, contemptuously. 
"What's a fight to breaking up a man's business? An' to be 
treated so by yer friends too, it's devilish shabby, certain," said 
the virtuous Mr. Robbins, in a very injured and desponding 
manner. 

"Ned La Grange is as good a feller es ever walked the airth, 
but yer see, Robbins, he's lost a power o' money here lately, and 
it makes 'im cross as a b'ar," apologized Mr. Johnstone. 

The Major and myself now took our leave, and reached the 



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street without encountering any officers. "And that's what you 
call the wolf- trap, is it?" 

"That's one of them, sir." 

"And how many such are here, for God's sake?" I inquired, 
aghast. 

" Ten or fifteen, perhaps," answered the imperturbable Major. 

"And are they all as bad as the one we have just left?" 

" That's the best of them, sir." 

"For fighting, you mean?" I rejoined. 

"No, sir! It's kept in better order than many of them; be 
sides, Bobbins won't let any "check games" be played in his 
house, nor any other kind of swindling to go on there." 

"And that man Johnstone is he concerned in the establish 
ment?" 

"No farther than that he is hired to keep order there." 

"How was it he didn't tackle that fellow, 'Ned'? He talked 
very warlike to that man they called Grammy, and others." 

"Because he knew he couldn't win, and the attempt might 
have cost him his life. That ruffian, who violated the person of 
that inoffensive dealer, is one of the worst desperadoes in this 
city, sir, and his companions are equally as bad." 

"I wonder* if the person whom he so brutally injured will 
have him arrested?" 

"What would it amount to? Perhaps a fine of five or ten 
dollars at the 'utmost, and the ruffian might retaliate upon him, 
and cause him to be indicted for dealing faro. He wields some 
influence with the authorities, because he is politically powerful 
among the rougher characters of the city, known as the Fly 
Market Rangers, or the Flat-iron Rangers. 

The second morning after that on which the above conversa 
tion transpired, while the Major and myself were seated at 
breakfast in our hotel, in looking over the morning paper my 
attention was attracted to a paragraph which stated that "a 
well-known citizen named Edward La Grange was found dead a 
short distance from his lodgings, from the effects of a load of 
buckshot, which lodged near his heart. On the body, when dis 
covered, was found his watch and other ornaments, and in one 
of his pockets a small leather pocket-book, containing $20 in 
bank-notes. It is believed that revenge prompted the assassi 
nation." 



866 WANDERINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

"Let's go to the coroner's inquest," said the Major. 

We discovered, from an examination of the paper, where the 
inquest was to be held, and ten minutes' walk brought us to the 
place. A large crowd of persons were congregated there, but a 
much larger one before a brick house a short Distance off, where, 
on the pavement hi front of it, lay the remains of the murdered 
man. We managed to work our way into the crowd, and in the 
ghastly features of the corpse turned up to the noonday sun we 
recognized those of the "Ned," who, in so dastardly a manner, 
had outraged the person of the Indian dealer by striking him in 
the face with the dealing-box. His assassin was never discovered ! 



CHAPTER XXIX. 

WOLF-TRAPS CONTINUED. 

From 1836 up to 1846 the gambling done in Cincinnati, in the 
banking line, was almost entirely confined to faro, and the 
games were conducted, in what were called ten per cent, houses, 
or, as classically rendered by the masses who patronized them, 
" wolf-traps," or " dead-falls." After the date mentioned, gamb 
lers began fitting up better rooms for the entertainment of the 
more respectable class of customers, and shut out from them the 
rougher characters who were in the habit of making the " wolf- 
traps" a place of resort. Dens of the "wolf-trap" description 
were by no means confined to Cincinnati, but were to be found 
in St. Louis, Pittsburgh, Boston, New York, and Philadelphia, 
and several of the minor cities. But in no city in the Union did 
they flourish so extensively and in such numbers as that first 
named, or were the resort of so many ruffianly and lawless 
characters. 

Dens of the description of the "Tapis Franc," and the "dead 
falls " of San Francisco and Sacramento, are now matters of his 
tory only, and it seems beyond the bounds of probability that 
similar haunts of vice, and the brutal and lawless scenes there 
enacted, will ever again be permitted to disgrace our country, 
and the name of civilization. 

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in proportion to the numbers of their patrons ; at times as many 
as fifteen would be flourishing full tilt, while again their number 
would dwindle down to four or five. During the summer months 
they were by far the most numerous, owing to the many boatmen 
in the city thrown out of employment by the closing ot naviga 
tion on the river. 

These delectable institutions were located in close proximity 
to the steamboat landing ; either facing it, or in some by-street 
convenient. They were to be found in basements, first floors, 
and third floors, but most generally disconnected from rum-mills. 
To fit up a " wolf-trap," it would be necessary to procure a room, 
furnish it with a dozen or so common cane-seat chairs, a faro- 
table, and a few other trifling articles, and it was ready to re 
ceive all comers, always excepting the proscribed sons of Africa. 
The " nigs," not to be behind their white brethren, had also their 
"traps," which, to their credit be it said, were conducted on a 
much more orderly and honorable basis than many of those from, 
which they were excluded. Nor did they retaliate by showing 
the same spirit of exclusiveness in their dens, for the African and 
the Caucasian could frequently be seen there, seated side by side, 
struggling for the possession of the "filthy lucre." Neither did 
the sable proprietor permit any " check " games to be played, or 
any other kindred rascalities frequently practiced in the "traps" 
of their white brethren. The proprietor of the " traps " furnish 
ed all the requisite gambling paraphernalia; his money was 
invested in rent, furniture, and faro-tools only; he rarely or 
never put up a " snap," nor even played against one. He left 
that part of the business to his patrons. Whenever one of these 
put up a bank he looked out for him, or dealt it for him ; if the 
bank won he deducted ten per cent. ; if it lost, he charged noth 
ing for his services or the use of his house and tools. When a 
tank had been broken, the dealing-chair was declared vacant, 
and waiting for a new aspirant to tempt fortune. The largest 
bank offered to be set up was given the preference, and they 
ranged through all amounts from $1 to $500, but seldom higher 
than $50. Sometimes several persons would unite to stock a 
bank, and all except the dealer play against it. It frequently 
happened that, early in the morning, some enterprising individ 
ual, wishing to start business for himself, would throw down 
his dollar and declare that his bank. The proprietor of the 



368 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

rooms would then give him checks for the amount, issuing them 
at ten, five, or perhaps one cent apiece. Presently thirty or 
forty dollars' worth of checks would be bought and ready to be 
played against the dollar bank. Possibly it might live all day 
and win a few hundred dollars, but the odds were several hun 
dred to one that it would speedly give up the ghost. The bank 
being declared broken, another one was speedily put up in its 
place, and in this manner was business conducted in these es 
tablishments, and the ten per cent, derived from the winning 
banks amounted in the course of the year to a very respectable 
revenue for the keepers.of these "traps." 

These places were patronized by all classes of the community, 
from the laborer to the sons of the wealthy aristocracy. Trades 
men, mechanics, low politicians, river men, and river sharpers, 
rowdies and thieves of every description and grade. The ver 
dant who visited these places were objects of prey to many of 
the rough sharpers, who put every scheme they could devise to 
work, in order to rob them. Should they put up banks, they 
could not there, as at No. 98 Barclay Street, New York, "bon 
net" and play upon them such jokes as the patrons were accus 
tomed at those places to treat their bankers to. In that locality 
such high-handed acts of violence were not tolerated, the laws 
of Cincinnati being so eccentric as to punish such little practical 
jokes severely. Neither were they here relieved of their money 
by a two-card box. The pasturage of the u traps " was too thin 
for that stock. But the rough sharpers of these institutions, 
when they had a verdant to deal with, managed to get his mon 
ey by making half turns on him, paying his bets short, and steal 
ing his checks. If too well posted up to stand such nonsense, 
the game would be dealt with all seeming fairness, taking the 
chance of winning his money on the square ; should this prove 
unsuccessful, when he passed in his checks, in order to have them 
cashed, he would be greeted with a laugh by both the dealer 
and his cappers, and assured that the game was only a lark, and 
that had he lost his money it would have been refunded to him, 
or perhaps they might have taken out the price of the drinks and 
refunded the remainder. But only well-known citizens would get 
their money refunded in this manner. Should the " sucker " be 
a stranger, and win, the money he had played in would be taken 
out by a capper, who would immediately leave the house, carry- 



WOLF-TRAPS. 369 

ing it with him. If the " sucker" continued to win, and showed 
signs of quitting the game, the dealer would address one of his 
cronies with a request that he would take his place for a few 
moments, as he had some very pressing business to attend to. 
He would then leave the house. Perhaps before doing so he had 
"pinched" from the card-box whatever money the "sucker" 
had handed in for checks. He certainly would not make his 
appearance in the rooms again until the dupe had vacated those 
premises, unless informed by a runner that he had lost back to 
the bank his checks. In that case he would leisurely return and 
resume his place in the dealing-chair. Should the successful 
"sucker" pass in his checks, he was politely requested to wait 
until the dealer returned, by the man in the chair. Of course no 
dealer returned ; the cappers would then raise a cry of robbery, 
and demand the name of the dealer from his representative. 
That individual of course did not know, nor any one else in the 
room. All would now be uproar and confusion, in the midst of 
which some kind-hearted gentleman would whisper in his ear, 
" Come along o' me; I know where to find 'im, and we'll make 
'im pay up." If the poor dupe allowed himself to be lured from 
the house with his new friend, he would be dragged from one 
place to another until heart and flesh both were exhausted; and 
if a stranger, he had long since lost all traces of the house where 
the game took place. Should he happen to be one of those ob 
stinate " cusses " who could not be induced to leave the premi 
ses unless he had at least his own money back, the proprietor 
would make his appearance, and, after listening to the gentle 
man's complaint, would refund it to him. Not because he had 
any right to do so ; by no means. " He wasn't responsible for 
those who came to his house ; an' if gentlemen bucked agin the 
bank, 'twas their business to see that the bank money was all 
right first. 'Twas as much as he could do to look arter his ten 
per cent., if it won. But then he didn't want anybody treated 
mean in his house ; he'd sell his furniture before he'd allow that," 
etc. This apparent sincerity on the part of the proprietor gen 
erally smoothed the ruffled feathers of his victim, if he was not too 
glad to get his money back to know or care what he was saying. 
But at times these gentry would find some rather troublesome 
customers to deal with ; and here, by way of a sample, I shall 
instance a few cases out of many. A deck-hand on a steamer 



370 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

one night dropped into a trap. A visionary bank was imme 
diately opened for his especial accommodation. After a short 
play he won forty dollars in checks and passed them in to be 
cashed. He was informed in the usual way that the dealer hav 
ing charge of the bank money was out at that moment, and re 
quested to wait for a short time until his return. He waited 
until the cappers had either lost or passed in their checks, say 
ing, "That's what I owe Mr. Smith, or Jones, or any other hypo 
thetical gentleman," and left the apartment. The deck-hand, 
having waited about an hour, became convinced that there 
was no money for him in that crib, and quietly left. On the fol 
lowing night, at about the same hour, he paid another visit to 
the place, accompanied by about a dozen of his fellow-boatmen. 
A snap was in progress, but none of the parties engaged were 
those he had seen on the evening previous; but, without a single 
moment's hesitation, he seized the card-box, checks, and deal 
ing-box, and was in the act of making off with them, when he 
was politely stopped by the proprietor, and the requisite .forty 
dollars produced. 

The next scene which I recall to mind was one in which an 
old Kentucky farmer figured as principal actor ; having been 
picked up by some scamp and roped to the den. This old fel 
low, who was much above the ordinary size of mortals, and pos 
sessed the strength of three or four ordinary men, was prone to 
indulge his leisure hours in tackling the tiger, whenever he 
found one of those animals lying around loose. 

As he entered the "trap" a full game was already under way, 
having been gotten up for his especial benefit. Feeling kindly 
disposed to "jine," he handed over to the dealer a Kentucky 
fiver, and received checks for it, which he soon ran up to 
eighty dollars, in spite of short-paying, half-turns, and stealing 
his sleepers. He demanded money for his checks, and was in 
formed by the dealer, after he had counted the checks carefully 
and put them in the bank, that his "pardner," who carried the 
bank money, was out, but would be back presently. The old 
farmer then and there expressed his disapprobation of such a 
mode of conducting a business, especially a faro-bank ; but in 
order not to render himself disagreeable, resumed his seat to 
await the coming of the visionary "pardner" with the bank 
money. Dealer and cappers continued their game, in hopes the 



WOLF-TRAPS. 371 

old man would join, but he sat in dogged silence, never taking 
his eyes once off the door. The dealer now began to think that 
his absence from the room might be conducive to his personal 
safety, and addressing a gentleman lounging about, who ap 
peared a mere "looker-on in Vienna," desired him to make a 
deal for him while he went to see "what the devil had become 
of his pardner." This obliging person consented, and took the 
dealing-chair, and its last incumbent made a pass for the door ; 
but, to his astonishment and chagrin, his egress was barred by 
the stalwart form of the Kentuckian. "Look here, stranger!" 
he ejaculated, "you can't pass here till I gits my money back, 
nohow!" at the same time shaking in his face a sledge-hammer 
fist. 

" Yer a d n fool ! ain't I goin' ter get yer money fur ye ? " de 
manded the preteudedly indignant dealer, in reality shaking in 
his shoes with fright. 

"I tell yer ye can't leave this here room till I gits my 
money," doggedly reiterated the old farmer. Here several of 
those present interposed, and assured him 'twas all right, that 
he'd get his money, etc., etc. ; but the obstinate old fellow was 
incapable of listening to such undoubted logic, and persisted in 
closing the door upon all persons and allowing none to depart 
uutil his money was produced. The case was desperate ! The 
dealer saw no solution of the difficulty but to fight it out; conse 
quently he drew off and hit the old man with all the force he 
was master of, on the side of his head, with his clenched fist. 
This had no more effect than if it had been a friendly pat on 
the iron frame of the old Kentuckian, who caught his assailant 
by the top of his head with one brawny hand, while he "mashed 
in" his face with the doubled fist of the other, and laid him a 
senseless heap on the floor. The roughs now joined their forces 
and pitched into the old fellow in a body, but he made short 
work of them; a blow from his fist or a kick from his cowhide 
boot sending them to "grass" in all directions, from whence 
they soon picked themselves up and sneaked off, until the old 
farmer was at last left alone in the place, "the monarch of all he 
surveyed." Ho then stepped down to the street, hailed a pass 
ing dray, and commenced loading upon it the furniture of the 
room, the gambling paraphernalia, and whatever else he could 
lay hands on. The row, and the subsequent proceedings of the 



3712 -WANDERINGS OF A YAGABCXSD. 

old fellow, had gathered around him the usual crowd of curiosity 
seekers, who were enthusiastically cheering him on in his good 
work, when, just as the articles were about being hauled away 
to an auction-room, which was evidently the destination for 
which the old man intended them, a strange gentleman appeared 
on the scene and represented that he was the owner of the pro 
perty, and also affirmed that the dealer had spoken the truth 
when he said his partner was absent, and that he was himself 
that person. That he had been detained much longer than he 
had expected to be, but was now ready to settle all claims against 
the bank. "Then shell out now!" roared the old farmer. He 
was finally coaxed to leave the door and come up stairs, to the 
great indignation of the assembled crowd, where he paid him 
his money and finally induced him to leave without creating any 
further disturbance. 

John Swann was far up in the fifties, a shoemaker by profes 
sion, and had neither wife, children, nor relatives, at least none 
that his most intimate acquaintance knew of. He was a votary 
of the green tables, and since those honorable institutions, the 
"wolf-traps," were first introduced into Cincinnati, had been 
their constant patron. The greater part of his hard-earned 
money went to gratify his passion for playing at faro. He was 
an inoffensive old genius, rather eccentric, and the world 
thought his intellect considerably impaired. The roughest of the 
frequenters of the traps respected him, and should any one try 
to steal his checks from the lay-out, friendly voices were not 
wanting to warn him, nor friendly hands to see that the old man 
had his rights. When he got broke, he never hung about the 
tables, or tried to borrow stakes from any one. He bad no as 
sociates, was always when on the street entirely alone, and 
when at play seldom or never spoke to those about him, but 
talked constantly to himself, and his singular behavior and 
quaint remarks afforded a never-failing fund of merriment to 
those around him. Whenever he lost two or three bets succes 
sively, he would exclaim, not addressing any one, but merely to 
himself, " There I go ! 'twas a brick to a brick house that card 
would lose when I staggered up against it." "Stop your wagon, 
dealer," he would cry out whenever he wanted to make a bet; 
"more fish in the market." When he had placed his bet to his 
satisfaction, he would look up into the dealer's face and say, "It's 



WOLF-TRAPS. 373 

an apple to an orchard I'll lose that. I feel it, sir ! it's fate !" 
Should the bet win after these exclamations, he would give a low 
whistle, peculiar to himself, and then cry out, " There, damn me 
if Susy wasn't asleep, the strumpet, or she'd never have let me 
win that bet." " Susy'' was the old man's imaginary evil genius, 
whom he believed the source of all his ill luck, and the torment 
of his life. Often while the old man would be wending his 
way homewards, having left his last cent in some of the " traps," 
he would unceasingly discourse to himself on the topic of his bad 
luck, and what he intended doing with faro-dealers when his 
time should come a millennium of which he never entertained 
the shadow of a doubt. "My day '11 come !" he would ejaculate, 
emphatically shaking his head, "my day '11 come, bound to come; 
I'll win every cent in town, every cent. I'll make them fellows 
wear summer suits when there's snow on the ground. Damn me 
if I don't do it, sure!" 

The old man's predictions came true at last. One summer for 
a space of two months he gobbled up two or three snaps a day 
on an average, and in the transports of his joy he would flourish 
his spoils in the faces of whatever acquaintances he met in the 
streets on his way home. 

While in the zenith of this streak of luck be happened one 
night into a trap where the roughs had a "sucker" on the tow- 
path. Believing everything to be all straight, he bought some 
checks and pitched in. He soon won out what checks the dealer 
had, amounting to $120. Meanwhile the " gull " had lost all his 
money and left the place. The old man passed over his checks 
and demanded money for them. The dealer took from the card- 
box the $15 he had won from the "sucker," and also the $5 
Swann had paid for checks, and remarking, "I'll be back in a 
minute, and give you your money," left the place. The roughs 
sneaked after him one by one, until at last the half-crazed old 
man was the sole occupant of the place. When he had waited a 
full hour, and no dealer made his appearance, he began to " smell 
a rat." "Sold, sartain!" he ejaculated. He picked up the lay 
out from the table, and pinned it to his shoulder, allowing it to 
hang down his back below his knees, in such a manner that all 
the cards were in full view, from the ace to the king. He then 
pitched the checks into the card-box, and placed it under his arm, 
in such a manner that the brass eagle and thirteen stars might 



374 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

be seen by every person who passed him. In his other hand he 
took the dealing- box, and thus accoutred made his appearance 
on the street. The old fellow was immediately surrounded by 
a crowd of boys, nearly all of whom were well acquainted with 
his eccentricities, and followed with unearthly hootiugs and shout 
ings of approval, and who, on catching sight of any of their com 
rades, would cry out, "Come here, boys; old Swann's tuck in a 
farrer-bauk at last !" 

It was the last he ever captured. He never gave any reason 
whatever for the change in his conduct, but was never known 
to play at faro afterwards, neither did he ever enter a gambling- 
house. 

He persistently refused to give up the tools, though the money 
due him, $120, was considerably more than they were worth, and 
was repeatedly offered him in exchange; but he refused every 
overture, and swore that untold wealth could not induce him to 
part with them. 

The roughs seldom extracted more than $100 from any one 
person, when amusing them with check games or other recrea 
tions of that stamp, In fact, such a sum as that would be consid 
ered by them a big haul. Of this kind of plunder, twenty-five 
per cent, went to the house, and the balance being divided up 
between the dealer and the roper who brought the "gull." 
They gave to the cappers whatever they pleased. A few of the 
proprietors of these "traps," like Robbins, would not permit any 
"check games" to go on in their places, and when a dealer 
wished to put up a bank, they required him to put up his money 
in advance, and themselves gave checks for the amount, and, 
moreover, watched him closely that he did not over-play himself. 

But if a " sucker" got into the dealing-chair, every art known 
to the roughs was put in practice to rob him of his money, and 
not only "suckers," but the shrewdest of dealers fell victims 
to their machinations. Their checks would be corked, the 
horse-hair played on them, or perhaps bets dropped on them, and 
frequently all three of these artful schemes were put in opera 
tion at one and the same time. As many of my readers may not 
be posted up on the modus -operandi of these arts, I will en 
deavor to describe them, as far as in me lies, for their benefit. 
It is said that "corking" first originated at the " Tapis Franc," 
Ann street, New York. I am not in a position to either contra- 



WOLF- TRAPS. 375 

diet or substantiate that fact, therefore I shall pass it over. 
It was, at all events, a very clever device in a rough way to rob 
faro-dealers. The chocks of a faro-bank are generally set up 
in stacks of twenty each, the different colors being placed sepa 
rate, and the piles ranged against the side of the card- box, three 
or four deep. At the present day card-boxes are not in use, and 
the checks are stacked in piles of twenty each, and placed in little 
wooden trays, made for that purpose. It has generally been the 
custom in gambling-houses to leave the checks on the table all 
night ; however, a manipulator may cork a set of checks at any 
time while a game is not going on, if he desires. It is accom 
plished by taking ten or fifteen checks from one of the back 
piles. To hide this theft, a potato or a carrot of the same size 
as the check in circumference, and precisely the height of the 
fifteen exti'acted checks, is put in their place, and the five left 
in that pile is placed on top of this vegetable or wood, and the 
deception is perfect. In this manner the checks from four or 
five of the back piles are abstracted ; more often but two or 
three are stolen, for fear that the taking of too many might lead 
to detection. The dealer, on opening his game, seeing before 
him the usual number of stacks of checks, is satisfied, arid when 
the game has gotten well under way, the stolen checks would 
be played in upon him. Sometimes the thieves around the traps 
would not give the dealers a chance to win the stolen plunder, 
but " palm it" to some of their pals and let them get the money 
for it. On the occasions when this state of things happened, 
a grand row was the general result if the bank was broken, 
about the bank over-playing itself, some of the betters having 
checks and no money in the bank to redeem. If the checks 
were stacked up the fraud was at once discoverable, from the 
finding more checks than the piles designated. In " traps " where 
everything was conducted "on the square," the piles of checks 
were examined every morning, to make sure that they had not 
been tampered with in this way; but with those who run their 
dens on the "grab-all" principle, corking was one of their reg 
ular devices for ridding a verdant dealer of his money. 

Dropping on a banker is probably coeval with the earliest 
playing of all games of chance. It is generally done at faro, 
while the dealer is making his turn. For instance, the opera 
tor seats himself in front of the table, and, while the dealer is 



376 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

making his turn, all eyes being concentrated on the dealing-box 
to see tne result, in the meantime he can drop, unperceived, a 
pile of checks, com, or bank-notes behind the three cards near 
est him, should he soe that neither of these cards is the losing 
one; thus, by a trick, having a chance to win, and none to lose. 
Dropping money on games has been practiced successfully upon 
the shrewdest faro-dealers in this country; but only when 
they have placed too n.uch confidence in the honesty of those 
who were guilty of so dastardly a deed. Even the loosest charac 
ter bearing the name ol gambler would hesitate before he perpe 
trated such an act, knowing it would close against him the doors 
of every respectable gambling-house where the monstrous 
meanness became known. Such acts, however, have been and 
will be repeatedly done by a certain class of outsiders men, too, 
moving in good society, who imagine the "besting" of a gamb 
ler, no difference by what means, is an able piece of finesse, and 
will add a feather to their caps, instead of being a dishonorable 
action, reprobated by all right-minded people. 

One Doctor Boyden opened in Philadelphia, in the summer of 
1856, a faro-bank with a declared limit of one hundred dollars 
open. A man named Kelly, a prominent political leader, was 
playing against the game one night, who was also a man of some 
wealth. He laid a folded bank-note behind the queen. A young 
man named Cheatham was dealing at the time; he took up the 
note, examined it, and found its denomination to be $50. He 
then placed it back where it had lain at first; it was won by the 
bank. Several bets of the same amount were won and lost, until 
finally the dealer turned for them without examination. On 
one of these bills losing, Kelly snatched it up, and made a move 
ment in a passionate manner, as if he were going to tear the bill 
in two pieces between his fingers, but as quickly recovering him 
self, and acting as if ashamed of his ungeutlemanly behavior, 
threw the bill over to the dealer, who, on unfolding it, discovered 
it to be a fifty-dollar bill. Twice in succession did Mr. Kelly 
perform this pantomimic feat. He was a political rowdy leader, 
and consequently a man of might in the community, and the 
dealer was obliged to submit to his little eccentricities. On 
the third time the note won, and on examination, Mr. Cheatham 
discovered it to be a $1,000 bill. Cheatham, without saying a 
word, payed the bet with a stack of red checks valued at $100. 



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Kelly insisted on the note being paid in full : the dealer refused. 
"Pay it d n quick," roared Kelly, "or I'll get into that drawer 
and take it." But the bluff failed to have the desired effect; it 
was not exactly the way to get money from the fiery Cheatham, 
who eould bluff as loud and as long as the best of them, and 
would have been a dangerous customer from whom to endeavor 
to force money, in ordinary cases, by intimidation. But in the 
present instance he had no show; Kelly was above the law in 
anything he wished to do to a gambler j he started to put his 
threat into execution by violence, and was only prevented from 
doing so by the remonstrances of some of his more temperate 
friends, who pacified him by urging him to await the decision of 
Doctor Boyden, at that time sick in his room at the Interna 
tional Hotel. Billy Cheatham positively declined to pay any more 
than $100, the avowed limit of the bank. (< What, pay you 
$1,000, you big thief! Why, you've already lost that bill twice, 
and then snatched it up and put $50 in its place. Playing a 
drop game, are ye? Who ever heard of you betting $1,000 on 
any thing? It 'd shake the liver out of ye ! At any rate if ye did 
'twould be with the expectation of stealing a thousand !" 

Billy's tirade here received a check from one of Kelly's fol 
lowers, who sung out, " Is it Kelly wouldn't bet a thousand dol 
lars? Faith he would that, an' Philadelphia on top av it if the 
humor seized him, at the toss av a copper." 

"Oh! pay the money, Cheatham, d n it, and don't try to crawl 
out of it that way," chimed in another friend of Kelly's. 

"If he dont, I'll fling the weasen-faced puppy out o' the 
winder !" roared another gentleman, who evidently contained a 
considerable quantity of whiskey. 

"A nice rooster to cum here and swindle one o' the boys!" 
bawled another worthy. 

"Oh, the devil, Cheatham! pay the money, can't you, and let's 
go on with the game," chimed in an impatient individual at the 
table. 

" That's right, Billy, what yer turn fur ye've got to pay," was 
the verdict of another. Not a single voice was raised in favor of 
the bank, and though several persons were present who would 
not countenance such a fraud, they prudently held their peace, 
not daring to express an opinion contrary to that of Kelly and 
his party. 



378 -WANDERINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

Cheatham now sent a messenger to Boyden for instructions, 
who, having heard the particulars of the affair, directed the 
money to be paid in full and the game to be continued. The 
result proved the wisdom of his course. Kelly lost back to the 
bank the thousand dollars of which he had defrauded it, ' and 
about two thousand more, and during a three weeks' play the 
game won about $10,000. 

Having so far digressed, I shall mention another instance of 
the "drop-game," which occurred in Toledo, Ohio, in 1868. The 
swindler in this case was one of the best practicing lawyers in 
the place, moving in the highest circles, and wealthy. In the 
city was a faro-bank, dealt by a resident gambler, at which he 
was a constant player, and having been at about that period 
a loser to a considerable amount, he conceived the idea of get 
ting some of it back, by robbing the proprietor through the 
" drop-game." The limit of this game was $50, and he well 
knew that, even if he succeeded in dropping a thousand dollar 
bill against it, he could not bully this banker into paying it, in 
the despicable manner in which Kelly had Boyden. Consequently 
a few days before putting his game into execution, he borrowed 
of the banker $1,000, who, having every confidence in his in 
tegrity, loaned it to him without the slightest hesitation, asking 
for no acknowledgment whatever in return. Shortly after this, 
while playing at the game, he bet a folded note, which won, and 
being unfolded proved to be a $1,000 bill. The dealer offered 
to pay it with $50, the avowed limit of his game. The law 
yer insisted on payment being made to the full amount of the 
bill, which the banker emphatically refused. "Then I'll pay 
myself," retorted the lawyer; "I owed you a thousand dol 
lars, and now I owe you nothing." He excused this outrage 
ous conduct by saying that when he bet the note he did so 
under the impression that its value was but ten dollars; but 
that at gambling mistakes went for nothing, and as the bill was 
turned for without anything being said about its value, the bank 
was bound to pay the full amount. 

Had the dealer, as was undoubtedly his duty, examined the 
bill before he turned for it, and not have placed so much confi 
dence in men just because they were wealthy and bore the 
stamp of respectability, he would not have lost his $1000, and 
one of his best customers with it. 



WOLF-TRAPS. 379 

But, as fashionable novel-writers are fond of saying, " revenons 
a nos moutons," or, to speak more correctly, in this instance, to 
our "wolf-traps." It was in these that the "horse -hair game" 
was first put in practice, and successfully played upon the very 
sharpest dealers who set up banks there, for more than two 
months before being detected. When ''dropping down" on the 
dealer would not be tolerated, the "horse-hair game" was 
worked. Neither case-keepers nor cue-papers were ever used 
in those days, and persons desirous of playing upon case-cards 
were obliged to tax their memories in order to do so. To play 
the "horse-hair game" scientifically, required two persons, a 
full board of players, and many bets on the lay-out. The ma 
nipulator took a position in front of the table and played small, 
until one of the cards near him became " dead." This card he 
made his base^for operating. His "pal," immediately upon its 
becoming "dead," placed upon it a couple of stacks of white 
checks, of about twenty each. The operator places behind these, 
ten or fifteen red ones, to the bottom one of which is attach 
ed the end of a horse-hair, the other end being fastened to one 
Of his vest-buttons. For example, we will say that the "dead," 
or base-card, is the Jack, next it on the lay-out are the ten and 
queen, and four or five of these cards are still in the dealing-box. 
Should he see one of these cards come winning, while the 
dealer is making his turn, and all eyes are concentrated on the 
cards as they fall from the box, he leans gently back in his chair, 
and as he does so the movement drags the stack of red checks 
from off the Jack, taking in the winning card behind it. This 
trick could be played two or three times during a deal, and on a 
verdant dealer twice as often. It was finally first detected one 
day, by a "sucker," who was playing in one of the "traps." He 
was petrified by the extraordinary spectacle of a stack of red 
checks creeping slowly from off a card, without any visible 
means of locomotion. After watching them for a moment in 
dazed silence, he gave vent to his amazement by bawling out, 
"Look ! look !" pointing at the same time to the traveling checks, 
"darned if them there checks ain't alive!" It is needless to 
add that this led to the discovery of the trick. 



380 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

CHAPTER XXX. \ 

SHARP PRACTICE. 

The story I am abo'.t to relate was considered, some twenty- 
five or thirty years ag:, a good joke. When such frauds were 
successfully carried oir, their perpetrators enjoyed their dishonest 
gains without the smanest conscientious scruples, and when the 
secret was discovered, and their nefarious acts exposed to the 
light of day, the verdict was, "a good joke." The victim of 
such sharp practice received about as much sympathy from his 
own brethren in the profession, as from the outside world; the 
opinion being pretty generally, " served him right, if he couldn't 
protect himself." But to lessen the offense, or rather to rid 
such "jokes" from the odium of theft, which somehow would 
attach itself to them ; i the minds of foolishly straight-laced 
people, it was altered to " served him right if he couldn't take a 
joke !" Alas, for how many a bare-faced robbery has this miser 
able proverb been tho apology! Happily, among the gambling 
fraternity such sophisms are no longer excuses for committing a 
fraud, nor can they si^e the perpetrator from the general con 
demnation he so richly merits, or the scorn and loathing of his 
brethren. 

In the city of St. Louis, during the summer of 1844, one of 
these "good jokes" was perpetrated upon a blear-eyed, lame 
gambler, who ran a faro-bank in the place. James Ashby was 
this gentleman's name, and he was the dressiest "cove" in the 
whole city, and adorr.c i his rather magnificent person with more 
diamonds than any gontleman or lady either, for the matter of 
that in St. Louis. In addition to the gold and diamonds which 
decorated his person while limping along the streets, he invaria 
bly held in his moutn a massive gold pencil, and as the end 
protruded beyond tbe side of his face, a large brilliant flashed 
back the rays of the sun or the light from the gas-lamps upon 
all he met, and a ha:i Jsome gold-headed cane was his constant 
companion. When the remains of Mr. Ashby were planted 
beneath the sod, and he was no more seen in the places which 
lately knew him, cyLical and envious persons belonging to his 
profession were not wanting, who insisted that his demise was 



SHARP PRACTICE. 381 

greatly hastened by the enormous weight of jewelry with which 
he \vas accustomed to burden himself cUrlng his life. Ashhy 
was very generally disliked by the sporting fraternity, as much 
because of his vanity and foppishness as for his reticent and 
unsociable disposition. His faro-bank, wh.ch had played for the 
space of two years with more than average luck, had lightened 
the pockets of many of them, which did not tend to do away 
with or soften their animosity. 

Among those who had played frequently at Ashby's bank, 
with luck pretty generally on the wrong jide, was a humorous 
genius from Georgia, named Morton, muca better known by the 
sobriquet of " Georgia John." He was considered a good gamb 
ler, but his improvident habits, and his inordinate fondness for 
"fighting the tiger," kept him impoverished. His genial and 
generous disposition and his many comprrionable qualities made 
him a universal favorite with all with whrvn he came in contact, 
and from many of them he wheedled checks to gratify his passion 
for playing against the bank. Although Le was generally in the 
habit of losing his money with the be?*; grace, the frequent 
scourings which had overtaken him at Ashby's had made him 
rather peevish, and disposed at times to Lt fly some of his pun 
gent sarcasms at the devoted head of A:'iby, in revenge for his 
heavy losses. The waspish nature of thio latter gentleman was 
not destitute of the exponent of a sharp tongue with which to 
parry and thrust, and the consequence was that some by no 
means gentle bantering took place betweci himself and ''Geor 
gia." 

The latter, after one day losing his ast dollar against his 
bank, remarked to Ashby, "If ever I Lave one-tenth part as 
much good luck against this cursed ban,! as I've had bad, I'll 
send that jewelry of yours kitin' to the pawn-shop, and have 
you walking the streets like a picked gooe." 

"Too much o' the white-washed nigge in you for that, Geor 
gia. You'll never be any account till I . vn you; I'm certain I 
shall, some day. All I'm keeping my game open for 's to win 
you ! " 

"I s'pose you'll take good care o' me then, won't you?" in 
quired " Georgia." 

"The best in the world/' returned h: tormentor. "I'll only 
flog you three times a week, and give you an extra dozen or so 
Sundays." 



382 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

From that moment "Georgia's" mind was made up to give Ash- 
by a chance to win him. He made his plan known to a friend 
who had frequently staked him to play faro, and who was "him 
self a high roller against that highly fascinating institution. This 
immaculate gentleman was a horse-drover, and also owner of a 
large farm on the Missouri river, near Lexington in that State. 
Like the majority of those who trade in that deceptive article, 
horse-flesh, he was not over-scrupulous as to how he made his 
money, provided his liberty was not endangered by His transac 
tions. He made frequent visits to St. Louis, and while there, 
besides attending to his regular business, contrived to spend 
considerable time fighting the tiger, notably the animal main 
tained by Mr. Ashby ; and the tiger had decidedly the best of 
the bargain. This gentleman then having a small axe of his own 
to grind, in the way of getting even with Ashby, consented with 
alacrity to assist Morton in his plans. He called on Ashby, 
and informed him he had a likely negro, whom he had raised, 
and jf he wanted to win him at faro at $500, he could do so. 

"Niggers are money," replied that worthy. "Bring him 
along and let me see him; if he's worth $500 I'll play for him." 

No better delineator of negro character than " Georgia" ever 
attained celebrity in the annals of burnt cork. He would have 
made an invaluable "end man." He could imitate every phase 
of negro character, from the dandefied "colored gentleman," 
down to the lowest field-hand of the southern plantation; he 
could assume their gait, speech, and peculiarities, until it was 
impossible for even the negroes themselves to detect the cheat. 
Having made the acquaintance of some negro minstrels then 
performing in the city, they fitted him up a "ISAfricaine," 
and when he presented himself before his "massa" for approval, 
he appeared a regular cotton-field nigger. Eph. Horn himself 
could not have surpassed him. 

" Here's that boy I spoke of, Mr. Ashby ; see how you like 
him?" said the drover, presenting " Georgia" to that gentleman 
in his faro-room. 

Several persons were present at the time, and "Georgia "at 
once became the centre of attraction, but his disguise was im 
penetrable. His own mother could not have detected him, so 
well did he assume the character he represented. 

"He's rather short, isn't he?" asked Ashby of the drover, 
after taking a close survey of the pretended "chattel." 



SHAKP PKACTICE. 383 

" He's a powerful made boy, an' can do a deal o' work," re 
plied the drover. 

"How old is he?" inquired Ashby. 

" Twenty-eight years. He was raised on my place, an' I'll 
ensure him to be sound in every respect," replied the pretended 
master. 

Ashby was seated in the look-out chair during this colloquy, 
while his dealer was conducting the game for the few persons 
who were playing. He now turned to "Georgia," and addressed 
him in somewhat the following style. "What's your name?" 

"Jacub, sah! but they calls me Jake fur short." 

"Where were you raised, Jacob?" 

"On de place, sah! an I cum down de ribber on de stemebote, 
sah." 

"What can you do on a farm, Jacob?" 

"I'se knows all 'bout dat, sah." 

"But what can you do?" 

"Fse chops de wood, an' dribes de cattle, an' makes defence, 
plows, dus mos ebrytiug dey tells me, I dus!" 

"Can you wait on a gentleman?" 

"No, sah! I duseut knows de gemrnens ! " replied "Georgia," 
stupidly scratching his wig. 

"Well, I think I'll take a crack for Jacob, anyhow," said 
Ashby, at the same time requesting his dealer to rise from the 
chair, that he might take his place. When he had done so, he 
handed $500 worth of checks to the horse-dealer, which he bet in 
a lively tune, at least just as much so as the bank would allow, 
the limit being $25 and $100. The game progressed without a 
word being spoken by either. 

The novelty of seeing a slave played for at a faro-bank was 
something new and exciting to the bystanders, who watched the 
game with absorbing interest. The sympathies of the crowd 
were decidedly with the drover, a fact which could not overbal 
ance Ashby's luck. "The boy's yourn, Mr. Ashby," said the 
drover, rising from his seat after losing his last check. 

Ashby, delighted at his good fortune, leaned back in his seat, 
looked toward his captured treasure and asked him jocosely how 
he'd like him "for a master." 

" Georgia," who had watched the game throughout with as much 
interest as if his liberty were really at stake, straightened him- 



384 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

self up and said, "I'se likes yer berry much, massa. Won't yer 
give Jake ten bucks ter buy hisself some close, so he look nice 
'uioug de gemuieus? I'se knows where dere's a bully suit fur ten 
dollars, ruassa!" 

Ashby stared at his lately won chattel with blank astonish 
ment, while a titter ran round the room. 

''Give you ten bucks'?'' exclaimed Ashby, who had not failed 
to see the smiles on the faces of several of his players at Jake's 
sally, and his temper not being at all improved by it. "That's 
rich!" he continued, "you impudent black scoundrel! I'll give 
you ten lashes with a raw -hide." 

"You'll have a damn nice time doing it, old sport," retorted 
"Georgia" in his natural voice, at the same time tearing off his 
wig and wiping the burnt cork from his face. "Ashby, you 
said you'd win me, and you've done it now! After me a long 
time, old boy, but you've got me at last," cried " Georgia," 
laughing. 

The bewildered eyes of Ashby stared at the face of " Georgia" 
as if it had been the head of the Gorgon. As soon as he had 
gathered his scattered senses sufficiently to realize the fact that 
he had been most thoroughly sold, he seized his cane and limped 
from the room without speaking a single word, while deafen 
ing shouts of laughter greeted his ears and pursued him far 
down the street, nor did he even show himself in public again 
for a week. 

But scarcely three months had passed before Ashby revenged 
himself upon " Georgia" for the mortifying trick he had played so 
publicly upon him. 

The white "gemmen" had got to behave so rudely at the 
negro balls, that the "culled aristocracy" decided not to admit 
them any more, either for love or money. During this ostracism 
"Georgia" made a bet that he would attend one of them, and, 
moreover, pass an evening there without being expelled, or in 
any way interfered with. This wager having reached the ears 
of Ashby, he concluded that "Georgia," in order to win it, would 
try some masquerading scheme upon the "nigs," such as the 
one by which he had been so cleverly imposed upon. He there 
fore set a spy to watch him, and also called to his aid a free 
negro, known as "Buffalo Frank." This ruffian was a fireman 
on a steamer plying between St. Louis and New Orleans. He 



SHAKP PRACTICE. 385 

was a willing tool in the bauds of Ash by, or, in fact, in the hands 
of any one who would pay him liberally. He would stick at 
nothing, was capable of committing every crime iu the calendar, 
if he thought he could in any way escape punishment, and 
could whip everything in the shape of a man in the Mississippi 
valley. 

"Georgia," in the character of a nigger swell, succeeded ad 
mirably at the "culled pusson's" ball. He spent his money like 
a prince, danced gracefully, and made himself generally agreea 
ble to the colored beauties. The nattering reception he received 
from them, and their evident admiration of the stranger, roused 
the jealousy of the " bucks," but their extreme politeness in such 
cases, and the sanctity of the place, would not allow them to 
show any rudeness to the well-dressed stranger openly, but 
"Who dat nigger?" "Who es 'im ?"" Who knows 'im?" was 
buzzed about among the colored beaux, but these questions no 
one could answer. "Georgia" was an unknown. The chances 
wei'e certainly that he would win his bet, besides having the 
unbounded happiness of passing an evening in the society of the 
colored belles; but 

" Pleasures arc like poppies spread, 
You seize the flower, its bloom is shed." 

Buffalo Frank had his eye on "Georgia." He had not lost 
sight of him for a single moment since his arrival, but he was 
waiting for him to leave the presence of the "ladies." The mo 
ment he withdrew from the ball-room to the refreshment room, 
Frank seized the opportunity, stepped up to him and inquired, 
superciliously, "Whar you frum, uiggah?" 

"Fruin de ladies, sah! " returned " Georgia,"with his politest 
bow. 

"Yer looks a berry shiney nigger," retorted Frank, contempt 
uously; " dus yer rnassa buys dese close, or dus yer steel em?" at 
the same time rubbing his hand over Georgia's coat-sleeve. 

"Look heah, sah!" said "Georgia," indignantly straightening 
himself up till he reached the height of about five feet six inch 
es, and slapping his breast with his open palm, "Dis chile's 
his own massa, and buys his own close, and what's more, he's got 
de sope to do it wid." 

"Whar dus ye git de sope? " demanded Frank. 



386 WANDEKINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

"I'se tears de ribber wide open fur it on de bully Scott," re 
plied "Georgia." 

"De bully Scott, hey? Dat's de bote yer on, is it? I'se been 
lookin' fur some o' dat bote's niggers some time," said Frank, at 
the same time giving him a stunner under the eye that sent 
him sprawling on the floor, where he gave him a most unmerci 
ful kicking and thumping. Through the interference of some of 
the "bucks," he managed to make his escape, almost in rags, 
with the loss of his hat and wig. 



CHAPTER XXXI. 

LEXINGTON RACES. 

About a week after our arrival in Cincinnati, the Major one 
morning introduced me to a gentleman by the name of Mr. 
George Roberts, a resident of Lexington, Ky. Mr. Roberts 
was a mixed gambler, a man of means holding property in Lex 
ington, and a person of some importance there. He was about 
forty-five years of age, married, and was the father of several 
grown-up children. He speculated in slaves, horses, and mules, 
droves of which he took each winter to the New Orleans market. 
He called himself a lawyer, though he never practiced at the 
bar, and took an active part in the local politics of his place, 
and an interest in any faro-bank which happened to strike his 
fancy and where he thought there was some money to be made. 
He was fond of racing, and had at various times owned some 
good race-horses, did not object to taking a hand at poker or . 
brag if he found an easy game, and had a pugnacious disposition 
for fighting the tiger. Otherwise he was a peaceably inclined, 
mild-mannered individual enough. He was, in fact, in for any 
thing to make money, an article for which he entertained the 
most unbounded reverence ; but had still so great a regard for 
his reputation, that he would not for the world that there should 
become attached to it the odious name of gambler, and when 
ever he took stock with members of that profession in their bus 
iness, it was with the express understanding that his connection 
with them should be strictly under the rose. The Major and 



LEXINGTON RACES. 387 

himself were acquaintances of long standing, and he had more 
than once been secretly concerned with the former in a faro- 
bank at the city of Richmond, which he visited occasionally 
during the summer months to purchase slaves for the southern 
market. 

Mr. Roberts was anxious that the Major and myself should try 
our fortune in the city of Lexington, where, he informed us, no 
faro-bank existed at that time, but material in plenty for suc 
cessfully building a good game. Added to these encouraging 
facts, the races would commence there in a few weeks, and would 
of course draw many strangers from all parts of the surrounding 
country. " I will take a third interest in your bank, play against 
it myself, and also introduce to the game many valuable players; 
but under no circumstances must it become known that I am in 
any way concerned in the business." Upon being reminded by 
the Major that faro-dealers had on divers occasions received 
pretty rough treatment at the hands of the Lexington authori 
ties, he answered, decisively, " Have no fear about that ; you at 
tend to your faro-game, and I'll stand between you and all harm." 
On the strength of this assurance, and the flattering prospects 
he opened before us, we concluded to start for Lexington on the 
following morning, whither Mr. Roberts promised to follow us 
within two or three days, at the farthest. He furnished the Ma 
jor with an introductory letter to a Mr. Baxter, of Lexington, 
who he assured us would render us every assistance in his power 
in procuring a suitable room, furnishing it, and getting things 
in train generally. 

Arriving in Lexington, we found Mr. Baxter everything he 
had been represented. He procured for us a room in the most 
desirable location in the city, caused it to be properly cleaned 
and fixed up, and then bought for us such furniture as we re 
quired, all of it second-hand, but good and substantial; and af 
ter our establishment, which contained but a single room, was 
fitted up and arranged for the reception of our friends, our en 
tire outlay did not exceed two hundred dollars. By the time we 
were ready to open our game, Roberts had returned, and handed 
us one thousand dollars as his portion of the bank money. He 
promised he would introduce to us what gentlemen faro-players 
he was acquainted with, and would also himself play against the 
game, and that his play should be a legitimate one. He also ad- 



388 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

vised us to pay no attention to whatever stories we might hear 
concerning interference by the authorities, but to place implicit 
confidence in him, as he should take measures for ensuring our 
protection. 

Lexington, though but a small town, contained many faro- 
players, some of whom were members of the most respectable 
families in the place, and who, as soon as they ascertained a 
bank had been set up, called and paid their respects to us, so 
that we did not want for customers. Mr. Roberts, as he had 
promised, introduced several valuable ones, and himself played 
at the bank, in order to encourage his friends to do so, but small, 
and in the course of a week's time lost three hundred dollars. 
We opened our game generally at about two o'clock, P. M., 
closed it for supper, and afterwards run the bank until one or 
two o'clock in the morning. If none of our patrons brought to 
our bank large sums, they came often and frequently if the bank 
was able to beat them, and they showed no ill temper because of 
their losses, nor hung growling round the tables after they got 
broke; nor were we ever bothered by any such characters as the 
frequenters of the "wolf-traps" in Cincinnati. 

As the time for the races drew near, our business rapidly in 
creased, and, as the Major was obliged to divide his attention 
between our business and the different stables of racers, which 
were now constantly arriving, and cultivating the acquaintance 
of noted turfmen, I was compelled to secure the services of 
a young gentleman resident of the city to assist me in conduct 
ing the game. Even Roberts was no longer seen in our place, 
but this did not strike me as anything strange, his services be 
ing no longer required. While building up the game, and so 
long as his aid was needed, he had done everything in his pow 
er to help us, but now that our business had gotten fairly estab 
lished, his visits grew less frequent. 

Among the many introduced to us by Mr. Roberts, was one 
Col. Bowles, of Baltimore, who had on the race-track a stable 
of horses. He was a turfman, attended all the race-meetings 
throughout the South and Southwest with his horses. Wher 
ever he could, he made it a point to secure the gambling privi 
lege on the race-track, and had engaged it for the present meet 
ing on the Lexington course. In this gentleman's train, besides 
his trainers, rubbers, riders, and racers, there followed a gang 



LEXINGTON KACES. 389 

of the lowest sharpers, who were in those days in the habit of 
infesting race-courses, fairs, etc. This small army, numbering 
more than twenty persons, was composed of strap-players, dice- 
coggers, thimble-riggers, marked-card " vingt-et-un" dealers, 
snap roulette players, and their cappers. The Colonel, as I 
have before mentioned, was accustomed for a certain sum of 
money to secure the exclusive privilege of a course, where he 
placed his worthy retainers, each to ply his special vocation. He 
furnished to each a table and a certain sum of bank-money, 
with which to make a show, nothing more, for at one of these 
tables the only earthly chance a greenhorn would have to make 
a winning, was to snatch what money was in sight, and thrash 
the operators and their cappers and make off with it, and none 
but greenhorns ever played at these games. The busiest mo 
ments of Col. Bowies' existence were during a race-meeting. 
Besides the care of his trainers, rubbers, riders, and race-horses, 
he was obliged to watch his sharpers to see that they did not 
"sink" on him. "Knocking down" on their "pals" was a 
regular part of the vocation of these gentlemen, and well was the 
Colonel aware of it. He had secret spies sot upon them during 
their labors, who reported to him their every suspicious move 
ment, and should he find any of them not willing to "rake 
square," he would fall upon the unlucky wight with a heavy 
hickory cane, which was his constant companion; but having a 
hard set to deal with, in his frequent encounters he sometimes 
got hold of a customer a little too tough for him, and came out 
of the melee decidedly second best. At the time of which I 
write Col. Bowles was an entire stranger to me except by name, 
and I was perfectly ignorant both of his character and his method 
of doing business, as was also the Major. He was a short, heavy- 
set man, rather inclined to corpulency, and though far up in the 
fifties, looked younger. His stumpy bandy-legs supported a 
powerful frame, while poised upon a short, thick, red-looking 
neck, which barely protruded above a pair of broad, round shoul 
ders, was a large bullet-shaped head. His big round face con 
tained a pair of small restless black eyes, which seemed to be 
watching everything and everybody at the same time. His 
face was deeply pock-marked, besides being otherwise cicatrized 
by several ugly scars, the relics, doubtless, of some of those en 
counters into which his ungovernable passions were constantly 



390 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

leading him. The garments of the Colonel were of the richest 
material, but "horsey" in the extreme ;i .style much affected at 
that period by the more iguoraut class of turfmen. In the or 
namental line a fine brilliant sparkled in his ruffled shirt-bosom, 
and another adorned the stumpy little finger of one of his coarse 
hands, and a heavily embossed gold fob-chain, with a ponderous 
seal attached, dangled against his thigh. In his hand he con 
stantly carried the highly polished hickory cane before mentioned, 
adorned with a golden head. When seated, this weapon or or 
nament, for I am ignorant in which light it was viewed by its 
possessor, rested between the legs of the Colonel, and when he 
slept was close to his pillow. Few men have a more exalted 
opinion of their own standing and worth than had Col. Bowles. 
He knew everybody and everything, whether worth knowing or 
not, and had the most contemptible opinion of everybody poorer 
than himself. His manners were coarse and repulsive, and 
towards those whom he considered his inferiors, pompous and 
overbearing in the extreme, while to the wealthy or influential 
he was cringing and obsequious. His language, which, to say 
the very least, did not smack of the drawing-room, was garnish 
ed by a profusion of oaths and not a few obscene expressions. 
He was completely versed in the various qualities of negroes, 
horses, dogs, and knew the several rules appertaining to cock- 
fighting, horse-racing, and card-playing, by heart, and whenever 
a discussion on any of the subjects arose where he was present, 
the Colonel was in his glory and monopolized the conversation, 
till, to use an old-fashioned expression, " no one could get a word 
in edgewise." 

Although so entirely dissimilar in natures, manners, and habits, 
an intimacy to me unaccountable sprung up between Col. Bowles 
and Major Jenks, perhaps because I had taken a dislike to him 
upon his first introduction to our place, and had seen nothing 
upon closer acquaintance calculated to soften or eradicate my 
boyish prejudices. He monopolized the most of the Major's 
I was about to say, leisure hours but I shall speak more cor- 
roctly when I say the most of the Major's time, for it seemed as 
if that chivalrous gentleman had not a moment reserved to him 
self except when he slept. As to the bank and myself, we no 
longer seemed to occupy any place in his thoughts, and the only 
time I enjoyed his society was while seated at our meals, at the 



LEXINGTON RACES. 391 

hotel table. Col. Bowles had no appetite unless he occupied 
the chair by the side of the Major, and hi these happy moments 
he entertained his friend with the pedigrees of celebrated race 
horses ; the qualities of fine breeds of dogs ; his wonderful ex 
ploits on the turf, in the cock-pit, and at the gaming-table. 
The Colonel always figured as winner in these tales; at least he 
never figured in any other role in any of them, except that of a 
victorious hero. His field of operation had been confined en 
tirely to the Southern States, of whose productions and people, 
their manners, habits, and wealth, he had the most unbounded 
and minute knowledge. But from this generous and chivalric 
race he had sought as associates but a few of the wealthiest, 
most renowned and powerful, who were either lordly planters, 
the owners of untold acres and thousands of slaves, or men hold 
ing high political positions, whose confidence he had won by his 
fascinating qualities as companion, his incorruptible honesty, 
and his wonderful brains. "Why, damn me, Major," he would 
exclaim, getting enthusiastic on his subject, "if there ain't Judge 
Kleper, o' Charleston, that 'ud put. up his last nigger every time 
on my mar' Molly Spiker, if I told Mm to go it !" The Colonel's 
words may be written down, but his tone and manner defy de 
scription. Again and again at the dinner-table were the ears of 
the Major, and everybody present besides, regaled with the his 
tory of the celebrated main of cocks fought by himself and 
General Simpkius, of Georgia. The match was for $25,000, and 
a $1,000 bet on each fight, fought between Georgia and South 
Carolina. " One o' ther greatest victories ever heard on, Major! 
Damn me if I don't think a million dollars changed hands on 't !" 
It is quite probable that the Colonel had told this story so 
often that he really believed it himself, like the convict in the 
Missouri State's prison, who, during his five years' incarceration 
in that delectable institution, had been in the habit of telling his 
fellow prisoners that he had deposited in the State Bank" of Mis 
souri, $10,000. Having regained his liberty, he immediately 
made for St. Louis, drew a check for the amount, and proceeded 
to the bank mentioned, and presented it to the paying-teller, 
without a doubt that it would be honored; he had become so 
sure, from the constant repetition of the story, that it was true. 
"Jack, Col. Bowles desires to take an interest in our room. 
He will place Mr. Smiley in it to assist, and between them both 






392 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

they will take one-half the game. The races commence on 
Monday, and we shall have a heavy play during the week, and 
may very probably be compelled to open another bank; there 
fore you see it will require more labor, and also more capital to 
carry on the game, than we have got. Mr. Smiley is an agree 
able gentleman, and capable of getting along smoothly with the 
crowd of players we shall probably have to entertain." 

These remarks were addressed to me by the Major one day, 
before the hour at which we generally opened our game, and 
when no one was present but ourselves. The Mr. Smiley alluded 
to was a tall, sickly, modest-booking individual, extremely reti 
cent and unsocial in his manners, and seemed to care for no 
one on earth but himself. Though an attache of Col. Bowles, he 
seldom paid him, or in fact any one else, the customary recogni 
tion required by courtesy from one acquaintance to another. 
The bond which bound this worthy couple together was at that 
time a subject of some speculation to me, but I finally gave it up 
as a mystery beyond my solution. 

Though prepared for receiving from the Major at all tin: 35 the 
most whimsical and ridiculous suggestions, the present proposi 
tion somewhat startled me ; but without showing any feeling 
upon the subject, I quietly asked him if he had said anything 
about it to Mr. Roberts. 

"No, sir,'LJje answered, with some slight asperity; '-I've not 
seen Mr. RoDerts for more than a week." 

" Have you forgotten, sir," I continued in the same quiet tone, 
"that he owns one-third of this game, and that it is under his 
protection?" 

"I have learned, sir, that his protection is powerless, and our 
game would have been broken up --long ago had it not been for 
the influence of Col. Bowles with Mr. Dawsou, the City Marshal. 
He has more weight with that gentleman than fifty Roberts. No, 
sir, we want no dead-heacrin our game any longer. He's no 
benefit to us, none at all; so let's settle up the game and give 
him his money. The Colonel will protect our game, if it needs 
ition, which is unlikely, and put up his money, and don't 
any one to do his work for him. He's the man we want, 
not Mr. Roberts." 

"I can now see," I said, "what I was somewhrat at a loss to 
determine before, why the Colonel has been so very attentive to 
you, Major." 



LEXINGTON EACES. 393 

"I suppose, sir," said the Major, reddening up considerably, 
"you know what you're talking about ?" 

"Perfectly well, Major; and I will also let you know, if you 
will listen to me, in a very few words." 

"Very well; go on, sir," exclaimed the Major, in his most 
dignified manner. 

" The Colonel saw that we had built up a valuable game, and 
is now anxious to get a share in it. He was here before we came, 
had money and a faro-dealer at hand. Now, why didn't he open 
a game for himself ? Either he was afraid of the interference of 
the authorities, or that he could not get players. Now, I don't 
think, after coming here under the auspices of Mr. Koberts, and 
entering into partnership with him, it would be fair to declare 
him out of the game just at this moment, when it's well built up 
and likely to make more money than it has ever before ; and it's 
more than likely he won't stand any such treatment. I have no 
more interest in this room than I want, and I'm not going to give 
one cent of it away to Colonel Bowles, or anybody else." 

The Major was not prepared for such opposition to his pet 
scheme. Though his face reddened with anger, and he moved 
uneasily in his chair, he restrained himself by an effort, and pro 
ceeded to try what effect a little persuasion would have on me. 
"Why, my dear Jack, Colonel Bowles is a man of wealth and 
honor ! He is known far and near as a noted turfman and sports 
man. His friendship alone is worth a fortune to any gambler. He 
has the influence requisite to place you in moneyed circles, where 
you can make a fortune in a year; such opportunities, sir, a man 
seldom meets with twice in a lifetime. Now, sir, Mr. Roberts, 
whom I know well, cares for nobody but just himself; he knew 
there was a faro -game here and no one to deal it ; we answered 
his purpose as well as any, so he brought us here, as he would 
have done any others whom he fo^d as capable of assisting him 
to work up a good game as we^Mfc has not been near us for 
more than a week, and he is of no benefit to us whatever, that I 
can see, and I don't feel disposed to work for such a man ; be 
sides, sir, he has deceived us by telling us he was able to pro 
tect us, when such was not the case. Our game would haveH^Ri 
broken up some days ago, had it not been for Colonel Bowles, 
sir!" 

" I hope, Major," I replied, " that you have not so far forgotten 



394 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

yourself as to tell Colonel Bo\vles that Mr. Roberts is interested 
with us, or that he is protecting our game, after his particularly 
requesting us not to do so ! " 

; "I have never so far forgotten myself, sir, as to commit an 
ungentlemanly action," replied the Major, in his stiffest manner. 
. " I never betray confidence, sir ! Mr. Roberts' secret is his own, 
not mine to give away." 

"Pardon me, Major, but when you spoke of Colonel Bowles 
having kept the Marshal from breaking up our game, and said 
that Mr. Roberts was unable to protect it, I feared that you had 
unguardedly mentioned to the Colonel the relations existing be 
tween ourselves and Mr. Roberts." 

"I have not, sir," rejoined the dignified Major. " Have never 
mentioned the name of Mr. Roberts in the presence of Colonel 
Bowles. The latter gentleman casually mentioned to me, some 
days ago, that Dawson, the Marshal, had spoken to him about 
our rooms, and said it was his duty to close up our game, and 
was only prevented from doing so by the representations of the 
Colonel, who exerted all his influence, and finally wrung fromhim 
his consent to allow us to go on until the termination of the 
races, providing no complaints were made against us by any of 
the citizens. Now, Jack, my boy," he continued, "you see just 
how matters stand. Because you dislike Colonel Bowles, you 
shouldn't stand in your own light ; he's a kind-hearted man, and 
has on several occasions spoken very kindly of you ; he says you 
certainly have talents, and all you want is good pilotage. Don't 
treat his advances cavalierly ! he is powerful, can make and un 
make, and the friendship of such men is not so easily gained, 
that one may cast it aside at will for a mere boyish prejudice. 
Another opportunity like the present may never again occur, 
sir, and I beg of you, Jack, flpn't throw it away if you have the 
slightest respect for the omflk or good wishes of Major George 
fenks." 

"Major, I don't like Colonel Bowles, that's true; but I have 
seen such men as he is before, and, with all due deference, allow 

*to say that I believe you are his dupe, just as you were that 
Impson and McGovern. Men don't show such violent friend 
ship for one another on short acquaintance, unless they have got 
some purpose of their own to serve in doing so. I certainly think 
Colonel Bowles has got a large bundle of private and particular 



LEXINGTON KACES. 395 

axes to grind for himself in all the suggestions he is making for 
your and my government, and that of our game. How do you 
know whether he is telling you the truth, when he says Dawson 
wanted to break up our bank ? You have nothing but his word 
for it. I don't believe Mr. Roberts would leave his money in this 
bank if there existed the remotest danger of it's being raided ; 
he's too sensible a man for that. Didn't he warn us to believe 
no stories we might hear, but to rely on his protection ? As far 
as Colonel Bowies' wealth and influence are concerned, I don't 
believe it will ever benefit us in the smallest degree, and on one 
thing I am determined, and that is that he is not going to inter 
fere with me or my business. I am ribw going to Mr. Roberts' 
house, and to see if I can find him, and if, when he understands 
the nature of your proposition, he is willing to accept it, I shall 
draw out of the game, and you and I, Major, must part com 
pany." 

With flushed cheeks and angry brow the Major rose from his 
chair, and said, in a cold, calm voice, accompanied by one of his 
most polished bows, "Let the matter rest where it is, sir! I shall 
explain your objections to Col. Bowles, and that will be quite 
sufficient, sir ! He imagined, when he offered to take an interest 
in onr business, that he was doing us a favor by lending us his 
countenance and protection, and I can assure you, sir, I thought 
the same myself; but, sir, as your wisdom chooses to see the 
matter in quite a different light, I beg that you will forget that 
we ever had the subject under discussion." Having closed his 
speech with the greatest politeness and dignity, he threw his 
cane under his arm, as was his custom when irritated, and, with 
the stride of a Roman senator, left the room. 

Immediately he left the place I started for the residence of 
Mr. Roberts, with the purpose of^raruing from him exactly how 
far we might rely on his protectil^Mid to inform him of the re 
ported threats made by the City Wrshal, but under no circum 
stances did I mean to let him know of the proposition for so un 
ceremoniously turning him out of the business a regard for my 
old friend, as well as policy, forbidding me from broaching the 
subject. On reaching the house I was informed by the servant 
who answered my ring that Mr. Roberts was in Cincinnati ; had 
been gone already five days, and was not expected back before 
the next Saturday night. It was now Thursday, and the races 



396 -WAlO>EKrNGS OF A VAGAB02?D. 

would commence on the following Monday. The absence of Mr. 
Roberts, the strange indifference he had shown of late regarding 
our business, the fact of his leaving the city without even coining 
to apprize us of his intention, together with the present aspect 
of affairs, all conspired to arouse within my bosom for the first 
time angry feelings towards the absent gentleman. Had it not 
been for the little misunderstanding between the Major and my 
self, and the information which he had obtained from Col. 
Bowles about Mr. Dawson, the City Marshal's wish to wipe out 
our bank from the soil of old "Kentuck," I dare say I should 
never have thought of anything of the kind ; but as it was, my 
mind became the prey of -anxious thoughts, and I felt a strong 
presentiment of coming evil, which, however it might then lack 
reason, proved not to be groundless in the future, as events will 
show. 

On the morning following our conversation just related, while 
the Major and myself were at breakfast in our hotel, Col. Bowles 
approached the former with an air of the greatest mystery, and 
whispered in his ear, " Sorry to disturb you, Major, but the fact 
is, I've heern sunthin' I thought you oughter know." In order 
to give his words their full effect, he seated himself on a chair 
next to the Major, and having comfortably arranged himself, he 
put up his hand to the side of his mouth and said, in a low, mys 
terious voice behind it, "There's sunthin dark out, sure! 
sunthin rotten ! " and as he spoke, he divided his attention be 
tween myself and the Major, looking first towards one, and then 
towards the other. It was the very first time he had ever 
deigned to notice me, although I had been thrown frequently 
into his company, both in our hotel and in the gambling-room, 
but he had always studiously ignored my presence. I believed 
him to be a vain, arrogant, jmd selfish man, and, withal, a lying 
blatherskite, and these cai^Vhad induced a strong dislike in 
my mind towards the maUFhich was not, to say the least, in 
any respect lessened by the indifference with which he always 
treated me, for it is the nature of youth to sooner forgive a se 
rious injury than a slight. 

"Why, what do you mean, sir?" demanded the astonished 
Major, turning round in his chair and gazing inquiringly into the 
pock-marked face of the Colonel. 

"I tell you, Major, there sunthin rotten, as sure as my name's 
Jack Bowles." 



LEXINGTON RACES. 397 

"Good gracious ! What do you mean, sir ?" 
"When we parted last night, you know" the Major nodded 
to intimate that he did know "wall," continued Bowles, -"I 
jist steps inter Gilp's coflee-house, an' thar I come across ole 
Myers, the District Attorney. He's a dirty ole rogue, mind I 
tell you now, Major, and when Jake Bowles tells you he knows a 
man, go your money on it ! " 

" Yes, Colonel, I understand. But what took place ?" inquired 
the Major, becoming alarmed. 

" Wall, yer see me an' ole Myers we got ter talking about ole 
times, an' occasionally hoisting in some groceries, which kinder 
warmed up the ole cuss a little, an' its then yer kin git a little 
truth outer them sly old ones. Wall, at last he asked me about 
you, and who yer was, an' what yer wus a dewin on down thar 
in yer rooms every night. He went ter work in a devilish quiet 
way at fust, just as if he didn't care a d n fur what he wus a 
talkin' about, but I saw mighty quick that thar was suuthin 
behind. I tole him you was a respectable gentleman from Rich 
mond, thet you was here to 'tend the races, and how the boys 
played poker of a night in yer room. He sorter cut me short off 
here at this p'int, and said that faro was played there a d n 
sight oftener than poker, an' then he cums right out an' shows 
his hand. Says he, 'Look a here, Bowles,' says he, 'I'm a friend 
o' yourn, an' wish yer well, an' if yer've got anything to do with 
that there crib, git outer it, cos several religious persons has 
made complaints about it ; they say young men go thar an' lose 
thar money ; an' dooty is dooty, yer see, Bowles, an' I can't shirk 
it, nohow!'" 

"Great God!" cried the Major, excitedly springing to his feet. 
"Let's pack up and get away from here, Jack! I wouldn't be 
arrested here for the damned infernal State !" 

" Pretty good State, too," remarked the Colonel, seeming to 
enjoy the Major's uneasiness hugely i 

"Yes !" retorted the irate Major, "so damned good, sir, that 
they ought to put a stone fence around it, to prevent anybody 
from getting into it. Come on, Jack, let's pack up and leave ! 
We can't be too quick about it !" 

" Now hold on, Major! don't fly off at the handle. When Jake 
Bowles is a friend to a man, yer kin go yer life on him ! Let me 
work this here business. I don't believe it's es bad as yer think, 



398 "WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

by a d n sight," said the worthy Colonel, with a knowing wink. 
"Ole Myers, he's working fur a palm, he's h 1 on money, and 
I believe that's his game. I understand these matters, Major, 
better 7 n you do, and you jest let me manage 'em. He can't pull 
yer himself, the ole cuss ; Dawson doesrhat there, and he's miue, 
the best friend I've got in the world; and if he has to pull yer, 
he'll let me know time enough to git yer out of the way safe and 
sound, bet yer life on 't. You trust ter Jake Bowles, Major, 
not bad stock, I tell yer ! So you jist keep cool 'till I see yer 
again." With which admonition the Colonel deprived us of his 
fascinating society. The Major was in no frame of mind to heed 
advice to keep cool. On the contrary, he worked himself up to 
the boiling point, and fumed, and raged, and cursed the whole 
State of Kentucky, and everything which grew upon its soil. 
Roberts came in for a double share in his denunciations. " The 
infernal scoundrel, sir, to decoy a gentleman among thieves and 
then abandon him ! I'll give the sleek-tougued knave a piece of 
my mujtf when we meet him ! Let me get back to Virginia once 
more, jfcd if ever I leave there again, may I never get back 
alive." I was too wise to put myself within the circle of the 
whirlpool of his wrath by making any suggestion, even had I 
been capable of offering any, which I was not. The whole 
matter was, from beginning to end, a muddle to me, and the only 
likelihood of a solution which I could perceive was the presence 
of Mr. Roberts. Much as I distrusted Col. Bowles, and unscru 
pulous as I believed him to be, it never once flashed across my 
mind that he was playing us a very dirty trick, and the interest 
he was showing in our affairs I looked upon as a sort of free 
masonry existing among gamblers, which made it arbitrary upon 
them to protect each other against all outside danger, regardless 
of their petty slights or professional jealousies. I tried to appear 
as calm and unconcerned as I could before the Major, but the 
flend Uneasiness was tighteftng his hold upon me. I recalled the 
frequent jokes of some of our players, who, while I was dealing 
faro for them, would say, " Old Dawson would make a dive in 
upon us when we least expected it some time." I also recollect 
ed the stories I had heard them relate, of gamblers having their 
tools burned before the court-house door, and the owners beino- 

' O 

locked up until their last dollar was leeched from them by ras 
cally officials. The iron-barred doors and windows of the Lex- 



LEXINGTON RACES. 399 

ington jail, which I have so often viewed from the street with 
such supreme indifference, now loomed darkly before my im 
agination, like some fabulous monster ready and waiting to de 
vour me. 

Before the sounding of the bell for dinner, the Colonel again 
met the Major, with an exultant look upon his pock-marked 
countenance. "I've fixed it all right, Major; kick right along! 
As long as Jake Bowles is around yer all right, bet yer life on 't !" 

" But what security have we ? Tell me that,' 1 demanded the 
excited Major. 

"Neow, Major, when a feller talks on ticklish subjects with 
yer big guns, he's got ter keep his jaw closed about it. I've 
whipped my horse to his full speed, ole boy, an' 'twouldn't do to 
tell tales about it outer school. But I'll tell yer this much, yer 
shan't fall inter nobody's clutches; I've throwed the flag down on 
that, bet yer life on 't. If ole Myers should make a dive for ye 
an' he's mean enough to do anything I'll know it in time 
ter get yer outer the way. Trust Jake Bowles fur that," said 
that gentleman, tipping the Major one of his most knowing winks. 
The latter thanked the Colonel for the deep and active TOterest 
he had taken in his affairs, but positively refused to approach 
near the faro-room while his liberty was menaced, as he styled 
it. I told him that if we ever expected to open our game again, 
it should be done now, for if we closed, our patrons would be 
taken with a scare, and we should lose them. I told him I should 
go right away and attend to business as if nothing had happened. 
He answered me, "Do as you please, sir, but I shall not go near 
the room." Up to this period our bank had been about $3,000 
winner. I went over to our room, where I found a crowd of play 
ers awaiting my coming and the opening of the game, and when 
I had done so a very lively play ensued. During the afternoon 
several strange faces were seen at the table, and more money 
shown than at any time during our stay in the place before. I 
closed my bank about supper time, some $2,200 winner. We 
were in luck. 

Not finding the Major outside the hotel, nor yet in the office, 
when I went over, I went up to his sleeping-room, where I fpund 
him with his trunk all packed. " I have paid our bill, sir," was 
the first greeting I received, " and you had better attend to your 
luggage, and let us be prepared in case of the worst." 



400 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

"Has it come to that, Major V I asked. " Must we leave?" 

" I don't know as yet, but it is well to be prepared for every 
emergency, sir." 

"If we should be obliged to leave, how are we to arrange 
about our gambling-room, sir ?" I inquired. 

"I have settled that matter," he replied in his most dignified 
tone, for ever since our little misunderstanding he had shown 
a decided coolness towards me. 

" How?" I asked with some interest. 

" I have sold the room and furniture to Col. Bowles for $200, 
and have given him a receipt for that amount. Should we be 
obliged to leave, he will sell what furniture, etc., is there, and 
remit the money to me." 

" But what in such case do you intend doing with Mr. Rob 
erts' share of the bank money? To-day our game has won 
$2,200." 

Without evincing the smallest surprise or pleasure at my news, 
the Mator replied, " Had Mr. Roberts done his duty by us, sir, 
we shfla not now be in this trouble, probably. Should we 
have to fly, we can, on reaching a place of safety, write to him, 
sir, and you need bavt no uneasiness, sir, about his putting in an 
appearance when we have so much of his money in our hands." 

Fear had taken full possession of the Major, and from him I 
caught the infection. I repaired to my room and packed my 
trunk, and soon after joined him at the supper-table. During 
the meal I made several efforts to draw him into conversation, 
but my attempts were met by a dogged silence which I sought 
in vain to dissipate, and only succeeded in making him more 
gloomily indifferent than ever to all my advances. 

The night, which was one of the last in October, had barely 
cast its sable mantle over the city of Lexington, when we rose 
from our seats at the table and entered the office of the hotel. 
We were instantly confronted by Col. Bowles, who was evidently 
waiting our advent with some impatience, and who immediately 
rushed up to us, and in a low voice exclaimed, " Git up an' git." 

"Good God! explain yourself, sir!" ejaculated the Major. 

"Hush! we can't afford ter let ennbody hear us; thar's no 
time for cheek ; let's git outer this here fust. Is yer baggage 
ready ?" 

"Yes," stammered the terrified Major. 

" Order it down; I'll be here with the wagon in a minute.'' 



THE FLIGHT. 401 

It took me only a few minutes to run across to the gambling- 
room and put the gambling-tools in my valise. When I had 
again reached the hotel, I found my trunk standing beside that 
of the Major's, on the sidewalk in front of the door. A power 
ful pair of gray horses harnessed to a light spring road wagon 
were standing there, and our luggage was placed in this convey 
ance by order of the Colonel. Having bestowed on the negroes who 
had performed this ceremony a few small coins, he whispered to 
the driver, " Drive to Fall's Corner and wait for us thar." The 
wagon having driven off, he turned to the Major and myself and 
said, "Let's get along; we've no time to lose." 



CHAPTER XXXII. 

THE FLIGHT. 

We had walked rapidly for about eight blocks, when we came 
in sight of the wagon which contained our baggage, waiting for 
us on a street corner opposite a large lumber-yard. The place 
seemed deserted and almost in the suburbs of the city. 

"Now," said the Colonel, halting before the wagon, "I'll tell 
you what's ther matter, an' I've got but little time to do it in, 
either, cos I want yer to git a good start o' ther cusses, do yer 
mind ? " The Major did mind, and so in fact did I, for we were 
both devoured by a voracious curiosity to know what had caused 
this hasty exodus after the very cheering view of the case 
which the worthy Colonel had given us but a few hours previous 
ly. "A little before dark," continued that gentleman, " I got a 
message from Dawson ter come an' see 'im. I done so, an' he 
told me that Myers had gin a warrant ter ther Sheriff ter pull 
you. Now yer see, the Sheriffs allers been down on gamblers, 
an' ole Dawson, he ain't; he's allers let up on 'em when he's had 
a chance, and that's jist the reason Myers didn't give him the 
warrant as he oughter done. The Sheriff, he wanted ter pull 
yer this afternoon ; but Dawson, when he calls on him to assist, 
staves him off with the excuse that if they wait 'till night ther 
house 'ud be- full, an' they could make a big haul. Pretty cute 
fur ole Dawson, warn't it ? But he's my friend, an' you know I 



402 WANDERINGS OB 1 A VAGABOND. 

tole yer if enny danger was about he'd let me know. Well, him 
and the Sheriff's agreed ter pull yer all ter night when yer game's 
under full headway, an' they kin nab everybody in the room an' 
so have no difficulty in gittin' witnesses agin yer. Es quick es 
Dawson gin me the word, I jist sent fur Jim here, that's goin' ter 
drive yer down, an' tole him ter hitch up my road team an' drive 
yer ter Louisville. So yer parceive when ther Sheriff goes ter 
make his dive fur yer, I'll have yer close on ter Frankfort. I've 
tole Smiley ter see that yer gamblin'-room's all lighted up, ter 
make 'em b'lieve yer there yit. D'ye see, Major I " chuckled the 
Colonel. 

" What a wonderful escape we've had from the clutches of 
those villains ! And how can we ever be sufficiently thankful to 
you, sir, for the deep interest you have taken in our affairs?" 
ejaculated the Major, seizing the hand of his benefactor, and in 
the heat of his gratitude trying to wring it off. 

" Now don't talk that way, Major, ole boy; I can't stan nun o' 
that ; what I've done I did fur a gentleman, an' that's enough ; 
an' ef I didn r t think you'd do jist the same fur me ef I was in a 
tight place, I wouldn't a done it ; so git inter the wagon, ole 
boss, cos I don't feel right nohow es long's yer here. I tell 
yer what, the Sheriff's h 1 when he gits started ; an' when he 
finds out ye've fooled 'im, he'll wade through fire an' brimstone 
but he'll capture ye. Ef yer beat 'im yer'll hev to outspeed 
'im, mind I tell yer. He'll write to Turner, the Marshal, ter nab 
yer ef he finds out yer've started fur Louisville, and ef Turner 
ever gits them gray eyes o' hissan on yer, yer in fur bad luck, 
sure. I don't want ter scare yer, ole boy, only ter caution yer. 
Now don't stop on the road one minute more 'n yer kin help. I've 
gin Jim a letter ter my friend Bugsby when yer git ter Frank 
fort. He'll give yer as good a pair o' roans es ever yer cracked 
a whip behind. Push on with 'em till yer can hire a fresh team, 
an' keep on doin' so till yer get ter Louisville. Try and reach 
there by to-morrow night, an' when yer do, drive straight down 
to the Jefferson ferry an' put the Ohio river between yerselves 
an' the State o' Kentucky 's soon as possible." 

We listened with the most profound attention to these admoni 
tions and instructions, and promised to follow his advice to the 
letter. 

When we were seated in the wagon, the Colonel, turning to 



THE PLIGHT. 403 

our Jehu, a big powerful negro as black as Erebus, who belong 
ed to him, addressed him iu something like the following strain : 

"Jim?" 

"Yiss, sah." 

"Bugsby's team '11 be pretty well used up by the time you get 
to Rogers' ; try an' get a fresh one from him, an' when ye get to 
Snyder's give 'im my respects and tell 'im to give yer another 
fresh team ; do the same to Hanlan's, and that one '11 take yer to 
Louisville. When ye get there, drive straight down to the Jef 
ferson ferry an' put these gentlemen and their luggage on the 
boat. D'yr hear ? " 

" Yiss, massa, Ise heah ! " 

"Well, do it, an' if I hear of yer taking a cent from either of 
'em, I'll skin yer alive ! " 

"Yiss, massa," responded Jim, showing his ivories from earto 
ear. 

" Very well then, see yer dusent. Put up at Runelson's stable, 
an' next day at twelve start back, an' try an' git back here by 
Monday night, or I'll try an' git inter yer meat-house! " 

"Ise '11 do it, massa Jake." 

"Very good; an' don't cross the river an' furget ter cum back, 
yer black scoundrel ! " 

" De lor ! " chuckled Jim. " What's Ise gwine ter do widthem 
aberlishus niggers ? Dey dusen't suit Jim, nohow." 

"Drive on. God bless yer, Major !" was the last greeting we 
received from our disinterested friend. In a few seconds he was 
lost to our sight in the darkness of the night. 

It was close upon eleven o'clock when we reached Frankfort, 
and scarcely a light was to be seen glimmering in the stony 
place, and we slipped into it so quietly that even the barking 
curs, which abound in Kentucky's darling seat of legislation, fail 
ed to announce our arrival. We drove up in front of a broad, 
low stone building, where Jim pulled up his panting team and 
informed us that this was massa Bugsby's livery stable. Jim 
having done some tall pounding with a rock on the stable door, 
it was opened from the inside by a venerable individual of the 
African persuasion, who held in his hand a lantern, and whose 
temper appeared to be slightly ruffled, possibly by being so un 
ceremoniously roused from his slumbers. 

"Whar's yer massa, nigger?" inquired Jim. 



404 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. J 

"What massa is yer talk about?" 

" Massa Bugs by, nigger; ye knows dat." 

" In he bed ; whar yer s'pose he am at dis time o' night ? " re 
sponded the indignant individual addressed. 

"Den you go fotch 'im dis yer letter, kase he's wanted here 
right away," said Jim, holding out the Colonel's letter to the old 
man. 

He took the missive in his hand, held it up to the light of the 
lantern, and gazed at the direction for some moments, to the im 
mense disgust of Jim, who roared out at him, "Come, don't stan' 
dar peerin' at dat letter dat ar way, tryin' to make folks b'leive 
ye kin read ; go right off wid it to massa Bugsby, case how we's 
in a hurry." 

"De Lor, nigger! how de words dus cum outer you! Pears 
like dey was peas rattlin' onto a dry hide." 

"Well, dat '11 do now, nigger; take yerself off an' gib dat let 
ter ter massa Bugsby." 

" Phew ! " whistled the frosty-headed old African, contempt 
uously, raising up his lantern and looking scornfully from behind 
it at Jim. "De more I libs, de more fools I sees ebery day!" 
with which parting shot the old fellow moved off, chuckling, sat 
isfied at his own wit. 

Nearly half an hour had elapsed when the gentleman bearing 
the name of Bugsby came to the front with a lantern in his 
hand, while the old negro brought up the rear, also bearing a 
lantern. 

" Good evening, gentlemen," was the salutation of Mr. Bugsby. 

"It's nearer morning, now, is it not, sir?" responded the 
Major. 

Mr. Bugsby hauled out a big silver watch, which he consulted 
by the light of his lantern, remarking, "It's going on twelve; 
hadn't you better tie up for the night ? It's precious dark, an' 
you'll find it very stony on t'other side o' the river." 

"Mustn't do dat, nohow, massa Bugsby, kase de Kurnel he 
sais we must git de roan team and push rite along." 

"Well then, I've nothing more to say; if that's the Colonel's 
orders he must be obeyed; so, Jim. go and help Robert throw the 
harness over the roans." 

While the negroes were harnessing, the Major and myself 
were stretching our legs on the ground near the wagon. Mr. 



THE FLIGHT. 405 

Bugsby approached as near as politeness permitted, and, by 
way of apology for doing so, inquired, " What's going on in Lex 
ington, gentlemen ? " At the same moment he held up his lan 
tern in such a position as to throw a strong light on the face of 
the Major, who stood nearest him ; but that gentleman, probab 
ly not feeling disposed to gratify his curiosity, quickly turned 
his back to the light. Nothing daunted by this rebuff, he 
turned his attention to me, and flashed into my face the strong 
light from the opened side of his lantern ; at the same time he 
inquired, "Many people gathering in to see the races there 
above ? " 

"A great many, I believe," I rejoined, without in the least 
changing my position, or moving a muscle in any respect. 
When he lowered his lantern, after a lengthened inspection of 
my physiognomy, I coolly asked him "ho\f he liked it?" 

"Like what?" demanded Mr. Bugsby. 

"My face." 

"Well, youngster, I've seen a d n sight meaner ones." 

"As you have taken such pains to examine it, I am glad it 
pleases you," I replied. 

"I wanted to see, youngster, who the devil Jake Bowles was 
killing all the horses in the country for. He's not in the habit 
of wasting his powder on poor game." 

After a short delay in crossing the river, we were again push 
ing forward as rapidly as the -stony road and the darkness of 
the night would permit. Bugsby's remarks to me had aroused 
the Major's fears, or his curiosity, I am unable to say which, 
for he abstained from all communication with me, but finally 
asked Jim if his master and Mr. Bugsby were very intimate. 

"I spects dey am, sah!" returned Jim; "dey buys bosses, 
swaps bosses, and trades in niggers, when de Kurnel es about 
heah, sah." 

"Mr. Bugsby was grossly impertinent when haheld his lan 
tern up in a gentleman's face," remarked the Major. 

"Haw! haw! haw!" laughed Jim, "I spects how massa 
Bugsby tinks yuse killed somebody, an' es streakin' it." 

"And if he were certain such was the case, he would have 
given us up to the authorities, in order to get the reward eh, 
Jim ? " asked the Major. 

"Good lor! Massa Bugsby no do dat, sah ! Dat won't do 



406 "WANDERINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

'tall, kase all de white gemmeu goes to massa Bugsby when dey 
gits in ^rouble. He make heap o' money dat way. ' 

"I suppose you mean, Jim, that when the white gentlemen 
get in difficulty with the law, that Mr. Bugsby furnishes them 
with horses to get away." 

"Dat's massa Bugsby, clean out, sah." 

At about daylight we reached Rogers' tavern, where we got 
some breakfast and a fresh team, and then we again pursued 
our flight, and after making two more changes and resting a 
couple of hours on the road, we reached Louisville in safety. 
We drove directly to the Jefferson ferry, where Jim deposited 
on the boat our trunks and valises, contrary to the wishes of 
the Major, who desired him to drive us to a hotel in Jefferson- 
ville; but to all his entreaties, Jim answered in the same words, 
" It's agin de Kurnel's orders, massa Major, an' if I goes agin 
dem ar, he won't trust me no more." But contrary to those 
other orders which he had received, the black rascal was noth 
ing loth to take the golden eagle offered him by the Major. We 
caused our luggage to be taken to the best hotel in the place, 
where we found comfortable quarters. When we had finished 
supper, I wrote and posted to Mr. Roberts a letter, informing him 
of our hurried flight, our present place of residence, and our anx 
iety that he should join us immediately, in order that we might 
settle up our business and depart. 

A single day in the quiet town of Jeffersonville was sufficient 
to give one the blues, even had not a large commercial city like 
Louisville been standing on the opposite bank of the river, to 
lure me to the enjoyment of its fascinations and luxuries. Be 
sides this, the sullen and disagreeable temper in which the 
Major had been since the day before our flight, rendered his 
exclusive society anything but enjoyable. My refusal to admit 
his friend Col. Bowles to a share in our game, still rankled in 
his breast. He openly accused me of being the sole cause of 
our late discomfiture. If I tried to defend myself, he persisted 
with peevishness and obstinacy in his opinion, declared he had 
never known trouble till he met me, and wound up by inform 
ing me, with much dignity, that, as soon as our affairs could be 
adjusted, a dissolution of partnership must take place. I left 
him to his own gloomy thoughts, and crossed over to Louisville 
without saying anything to him about my intention. My Lez- 



THE PLIGHT. 407 

ington scare had worn off, and I soon found myself traversing 
the streets of the city, with no fear of Marshal Turner before 
my eyes, nor in fact of any one else. %This being my first visit 
to the place, I inquired rny way to the Gait House, in hopes of 
meeting some person with whom I had been previously ac 
quainted, but was doomed to disappointment. I staid there, 
nevertheless, till dinner-time, and entering the dining-room, 
took a seat at the table. Shortly after I had done so, a young 
man came and took the vacant place at my side, and addressed 
me with "You here, Morris? When did you leave Lexington?" 

I recognized him at once as being a young man who was stop 
ping at the same hotel with the Major and myself in Lexington, 
and who had frequently been in our gambling-room, where he 
had sometimes played against the bank. He had, while there, 
introduced himself to me as James Howard, from Georgia ; said 
he had been following the sporting business for more than four 
years, and soon convinced me that he was well posted up in al 
most every subject in any degree appertaining to sporting. 

"I arrived here last night, Mr. Howard," I replied; "have 
you been here long ? " 

"I got here last Tuesday," he rejoined, "but I'm going up to 
Lexington in the morning." 

When I informed him that it was my intention not to return 
to Lexington, and that the Major had accompanied me to Jef- 
fersouville, he showed an unusual degree of surprise, and had 
very little trouble in extracting from me the particulars of my 
flight from Lexington, and its cause. 

"And so Jake Bowles has caught another brace of fools!" he 
exclaimed, as soon as I had informed him of that gentleman's 
connection with our flight. 

"What do you mean, Mr. Howard, by a brace of fools?" I 
asked, feeling by no means complimented by either his words or 
manner. 

"That he's worked a job on you, and run you off, that's all," 
replied Mr. Howard. 

It was the very first time my stupid brain had ever been 
made acquainted with such an idea. I felt so confused by the 
rush of thoughts which thronged through my mind at this sug 
gestion, that I could only inquire stupidly, "Why, what good 
could that do him ? " 



408 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

"Why, Morris, you must be green, not to see his object. He 
wanted to get the game himsell'. He'll ring in Smiley upou that 
party, and he'll make $1<5,UOU by the operation. He'll skiu them 
fellers like eels." 

" Can he cheat at faro?" I asked. 

"Cheat! Cheat is no name for it! Why, he's double chain- 
lightning at it ; he's cleaned out all the gamblers in Georgia 
and South Carolina, and you could uo sooner get one of them 
into a room where he was dealing faro, than you could get them 
into a pest-house." 

" I wonder Col. Bowles tolerates such a person, much less em 
ploys him," I returned, by way of extracting some more explicit 
information. 

" Jake Bowles don't want nor won't have any other kind; he's 
the biggest beat in the South, and never was known to risk his 
money on the square. He thinks of nothing else but putting up 
jobs to rob somebody, either at cards or horses." 

" Then do I understand you to infer that the authorities would 
not have interfered with us I" 

"They have never yet done so with any one during race 
times." 

" And you think Col. Bowles fooled us, when he induced us to 
leave the place f " 

" Why, it's dollars to bits he's done it." 

I now firmly believed for the first time that we were his dupes. 
A thousand small circumstances, at the time unnoticed, now pre 
sented themselves to my mind, and forged such a complete chain 
of evidence, that I knew perfectly well that it was quite true. I, 
however, said nothing more at that time to Mr. Howard, in 
whose company I visited two or three gambling-houses, and 
Would have remained all night in Louisville, had I not feared my 
absence would cause the Major some uneasiness. At about nine 
o'clock I reached our hotel, and found him irascibly pacing up 
and down the piazza in no amiable frame of mind. When I made 
my appearance before him, he stopped in his promenade, and 
scanning me from head to foot with a flashing eye, inquired 
severely, "Where have you been, sir?" 

" I've been over in Louisville, Major." 

" Then it's a d n pity they didn't put you in prison, and keep 
you there, sir !" thundered the Major. " Haven't we had trouble 
enough, sir, without your seeking to bring more upon us ?" 



THE FLIGHT. 409 

I had decided not to tell him anything of what I had learned 
from Howard concerning Bowles, but to await the coming of Mr. 
Roberts, whose arrival I expected on the following evening. I 
felt assured that if the Colonel had been playing his disgraceful 
pranks upon us, he was the man who would be sure to find it out, 
and I knew that from his lips alone would the Major credit the 
assertion that we had fallen victims to his dishonest artifices. 
Therefore, without bandying further words with him, I retired to 
my bed, leaving him to continue his walk up and down the pi^ 
azza, and, like "Tain O'Shauter's wife," "nursing his wrath to 
keep it warm." 

The next morning he made a point of insisting that I should 
on no pretense whatever absent myself from him until after the 
arrival of Mr. Roberts. He added that my absence the day before 
had caused him great uneasiness, and that he was satisfied 
that the officers of Louisville, before this, had accurate informa 
tion of our whereabouts, and description of our persons, and 
were only waiting for a suitable opportunity to arrest us. To 
allay his fears and satisfy him, I promised faithfully to remain 
with him throughout the day, and, moreover, kept the promise. 

As we,, expected, Mr. Roberts arrived in the evening, having 
received my letter on Sunday evening and left Lexington on the 
following morning. He said he had been detained in Cincinnati, 
on account of some business difficulties, considerably longer than 
he at first expected; but having left us in a flourishing condition, 
and having no fear of our being in any way molested by the au 
thorities, he had no cause to feel any uneasiness on our account; 
" I reached Lexington," he said, " about four o'clock on Saturday 
evening, and heard that Jack had been at my house, inquiring 
for me. I walked directly down to your gambling-room, where I 
found a game going forward, dealt by Mr. Smiley, a friend of 
Col. Bowles. To all my inquiries respecting you, he could give 
but one answer, which was that you had 'pulled up stakes and 
gone,' as he expressed it. I then went to the hotel, where I was 
informed that you had left the house suddenly the evening be 
fore, in company with Col. Bowles, to whom I was referred for 
further information. In the course of the evening I found that 
gentleman, and he answered my questions relative to your sud 
den change of base in thiswise: 'My friend Major Jenks got the 
"studs " on and left town kitin'; the damned old fool got tired 



410 WANDERINGS OF A. VAGABOND. 

cos he'd won too much money ! I tried hard ter get 'im to stay 
through the races, but he wouldn't, so I bought his gambling- 
room, jist ter oblige 'im more 'n anything else. I had ter put 
Smiley somewhar, so I thought I'd stick 'im in thar, an' see if he 
couldn't do somethin' for hisself.' I asked him where you had 
gone, and he said he believed you went to Cincinnati, but 
couldn't say for certain. I tried to find out from him what sort 
of conveyance you left town by, but he could not tell me that 
either. Your unaccountable flight gave me considerable uneasi 
ness, not because you had money belonging to me on that score 
I was perfectly satisfied everything was right but your myste 
rious and hurried departure was to me inexplicable, and I could 
only account for it to myself on the ground of some extraordi 
nary fear having been brought to bear on you." 

"On the following evening I received your letter informing 
me that you had ascertained that the authorities were going 
to arrest you, and that you were enabled to escape through the 
kind assistance of Col. Bowles. In a moment, knowing him 
as I did for a scheming trickster, I saw the whole, and knew you 
had been made the victims of his deception. But in order 
to satisfy myself entirely, and leave no room for doubt, I called 
upon the prosecuting Attorney, the Sheriff, and Mr. Da\vson, 
the City Marshal, who each separately told me that they had 
never heard of any complaint having been made against you, 
and that no warrant had ever been issued for your arrest, nor 
had any such thing ever been in contemplation. I have every 
confidence in the assertion of these gentlemen. They are among 
my warmest friends, and I know they would not deceive me. 
I took the stage next morning, and here I am, and I want you 
both to return with me to Lexington, to-morrow morning. I'll 
show you whether I can protect your game there or not, and I'll 
make the town a d n sight too hot to hold Jake Bowles out 
side the stone-jug." 

Howard having already prepared me for something of this 
kind, I was not so completely taken by surprise as was the 
Major, who was really to be pitied, though he had probably fall 
en into this self-same trap for perhaps the sixtieth time in his 
life. On short acquaintance he had never been so completely 
wrapped up in any one as he had been in Col. Jacob Bowles; 
and now, to find that all his bombastic tales, to which he had Us- 



THE FLIGHT. 411 

tened so delightedly, and all his flattering professions of friend 
ship, were but the artifices of a cunning trickster to rob him ! 
'twas too humiliating. The revelations of the duplicity and 
treachery of the man not only amazed him, but seemed for a 
time actually to stupefy him and cause him to lose his faculty of 
speech. But when he recovered his powers of articulation, like 
an impeded fountain, which, in overcoming some obstacle, has 
gathered new force, the curses flowed from his lips in an un 
broken, resistless stream. " Infernal thieving horse-jockies and 
sharps! Why have I ever been their dupes? Must I always be 
their prey ? Horsemen are all thieves, from the highest to the 
lowest; the infernal tribe of villains!" 

"Come! come! come, Major! Moderate your language ; recol 
lect that I made my debut on the turf many years ago. Then 
there's your esteemed friend, Col. Johnson, and many others. 
Ease up, Major, ease up." 

" It's one of nature's freaks, sir, to sprinkle a few gentlemen 
among a thousand thieves. But give me your hand, Jack," he 
cried, turning to me; "I owe you an apology, and I've done 
you a great pecuniary wrong by my folly. Had I taken your 
advice, sir, that infernal thief could never have injured us; but 
you'll punish him, won't you, Roberts? You can and. must do 
it; I'll pay the expenses, whatever they may- be." 

"No, sir! You'll do nothing of the sort," returned the gen 
tleman addressed ; " and rest assured I'll make Lexington a 
pretty warm place for Mr. Bowles when I get back ! But you're 
both coming back with me, aren't you?" he inquired. 

"No, sir!" responded the irascible Major. "I'm going back 
to Virginia, and I'll stay there, too; and if I'm ever caught out 
side of it again I hope they'll stick me in some jail, and keep 
me there for the balance of my natural life!" 

"And you, Jack?" he asked, turning towards me. 

"I'm going to New Orleans." 

Early on the following morning I crossed the river with Mr. 
Roberts, and saw him off on the stage coach for Lexington, after 
he had promised to write me at length, in the course of a few 
days. At eleven o'clock of the same day I saw the Major start 
off on the mail boat for Cincinnati, and took a kind farewell of 
my dear old friend, whom I then saw for the last time on earth, 
although I did not fail to correspond regularly with him, up to 



412 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

within a few years of his death, which event took place at Rich 
mond, in 1856. He had accumulated a sufficient competency, 
the proceeds of his interest in various faro-banks in Richmond 
and Washington, to keep him in comfort and respectability 
during his last days. 

Our pleasant correspondence was broken in upon in conse 
quence of my restless disposition, and the wild, wandering life 
I led during many years, being often months at a time where 
letters and post-offices were, to say the least, yet in their ex 
treme infancy. Returning to San Francisco after vagabond 
izing a few years in Tahiti, Australia, and along the shores oi 
Japan and China, I learned, to my unfeigned sorrow, that the 
soul of Major George Jenks had returned to its Maker, and 
that his mortal remains reposed beneath the soil of his beloved 
native State. That soil may have been the last resting-place ol 
many wiser and more learned men, but never that of one who 
dealt more honestly and chivalrously by his fellows, or possessed 
a warmer heart. Peace to his ashes. 

A few days after the departure of my friends, I received a 
letter of which the following is an exact copy. 

Lexington, Oct. 26, 183-. 
FRIEND JACK: 

Dawson made a descent on your old room last night, and 
seized the furniture and gambling-tools. Colonel Bowles and 
his friend Mr. Smiley were the only persons arrested. This 
morning, after passing the night in the station-house, they were 
hauled up before the court, where they gave bail for their 
appearance before the District Court in sums of $1,000 each, 
upon which bonds they were released. 

Rest assured that I shall follow this matter up, and Colonel 
Bowles shall learn to his sorrow, before I'm done with him, that 
his little joke will not turn out in the end to be either pleasant 

or profitable. 

Respectfully yours, 

ROBERTS. 



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CHAPTER XXXIII. 

THE MISSISSIPPI. 

A few days after the events recorded in the last chapter, I 
found myself a passenger on board the "Mediator," gliding 
along the picturesque banks of the lower Ohio, onward bound 
for New Orleans. The boat was crowded with passengers men, 
women, and children the greater part of whom were residents 
of the Crescent City, and who had been wandering in the North 
during the hot summer months, or perhaps the East or West, 
wherever business or pleasure led, in order to avoid the myriads 
of mosquitoes which a kind Providence bestows so bountifully on 
the denizens of the sunny South during the heated term, and 
that thrice -dreaded scourge, the yellow fever, about which 
learned medical men have wrangled and jangled for more than 
two centuries, without being one whit wiser to-day on the ques 
tion of where the poison of this terrible disease lies, or from 
whence it is extracted, than was Pere Dutertre when he first 
saw the fearful malady in the Antilles, in the summer of 1635. 

A few minutes' detention at that classic mud-hole denomina 
ted Cairo, and I was at length launched on the broad bosom of 
the great Father of Waters, as American vanity is fond of styling 
it. The yearning of years was finally gratified ; but what a dis 
appointment! The majestic river! The mighty river! The 
grand river! The father of waters! The very first sight instant 
ly destroyed every vestige of romance engendered by these 
sounding titles, and many more of the same sort, which, from my 
earliest youth up, I had heard applied to these turbid and 
treacherous waters. While steaming down its swift and dingy 
current, not a single beautiful object in all the landscape met 
my eye. All was dreary monotony. The alluvial shore on one 
side lined with blue, mud, while on the opposite bank the scene 
was varied by immense stretches of white sand, which the winds, 
in their sportive fancy, raised in clouds, and whirled hither and 
thither in circling eddies. Then the shore would be for miles 
covered with almost impenetrable forests of ash and cottonwood, 



414 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

underlined with a heavy growth of -thick fields of matted cane, 
which confined the vision, like the river, within the banks, and 
made the eye turn for relief to the hlne vault of heaven. Even 
the melancholy sight of snagged steamers, which every now and 
then met our view, were welcome breaks to the dreary same 
ness of the voyage, while the appearance of an occasional wood 
pile along the shore gave us the assurance that we had not en 
tirely passed beyond the confines of civilization, and the hail 
of a passing steamer gave more than usual confidence and plea 
sure. 

What indomitable courage, what patience, what perseverance 
must those pioneers of civilization have possessed, who first 
sailed down this unknown stream! How comparatively few 
among the millions who glided over the bosom of this gigantic 
ocean tributary, ever even heard the names of Marquette, La 
Salle, or Jollietf Launched upon this unknown stream, in their 
frail bark canoes, with nothing but vast swamps, fields of desert 
sand, matted cane-brakes, and impenetrable forests to greet 
their vision; ready to fall a prey at any moment to savage beasts, 
or, worse still, to barbarous and blood-thirsty men, they yet did 
not despair. Each moment the current was carrying them 
farther from friends, home, and all they held most dear ; per 
haps to ignominious captivity or a painful death. But, animated 
by a noble resolve, they feared none of these things, but pressed 
on through discouragements and dangers sufficient to appall the 
stoutest heart till their end was gained. 

The whole civilized world has for generations showered prais 
es on Columbus for the courage, patience, and perseverance 
with which he pursued his westerly course over unknown seas, 
in search of a new world; nor would I take a single leaf from the 
wreath of fame by which he is immortally crowned. He was cer 
tainly well qualified, both by nature and education, for his ardu 
ous undertaking, and had he failed, the compass which steered him 
onward would enable him to retrace his steps. The sight of 
birds, floating driftwood, and the finding of bottom with the lead, 
enabled him to keep up the rapidly sinking, spirits of his crew 
and reanimate them with new hopes. Behind him were power 
ful patrons who believed in his success, and who had furnished 
him with ships, men, and means, and sent him on his dubious 
and uncertain voyage. Should he be successful, as he firmly be- 



THE MISSISSIPPI. 415 

lieved he was certain, in reaching the East Indies by a shorter 
route than by way of the Cape of Good Hope, on his return wealth 
and honors were waiting to be showered upon him with lavish 
hands. 

Marquette and Jolliet had no powerful government or pa 
trons to encourage or assist them in their perilous journey. Their 
five Indian companions and two birch canoes were their sole ret 
inue and means of transportation. The Potawattamie braves 
heard of their project with wonder and incredulity. "Those 
distant nations," said they, ''never spare the stranger; their 
mutual wars fill the borders with bands of marauding warriors 
who never spare the captives who fall into their hands ; the great 
river abounds in monsters who devour both men and canoes, and 
the excessive heat occasions death." But to all these things these 
indomitable explorers turned a deaf ear, and, animated by a high 
courage and noble resolve, started upon their dangerous way. 
When the shores of* Spain receded from the view of Columbus, 
as he started on his voyage of discovery, his future was not the 
shadow of a shade darker, if as dark as that of Marquette when 
he launched his frail squadron on the bosom of the Mississippi. 
Columbus was surrounded by all the comforts enjoyed by sailors 
at that time, aud had no more danger to apprehend than that 
which falls to the lot of ordinary mariners ; his ' ships were sea 
worthy, and manned by picked sailors and warriors ready to en 
force his commands if necessary. Marquette and his compan 
ions knew as little where they were going, as did Columbus and 
his comrades. The former knew by observation that large 
streams of water made their way to the sea ; but knew not, sup 
posing himself to have overcome all obstacles, and to have reach 
ed the mouth, whether those waters were received by the At 
lantic or Pacific Ocean, or the Gulf of Mexico. Christianity, civ 
ilization, and the glory of France, induced him to tempt unknown 
dangers, tropical heats, and intolerable insects, savage beasts 
and more savage men, in order to solve this question. The sa 
cred calumet of peace, hung around his neck by the Illinois 
chieftain, was to him and his comrades a better protection than 
the armed adventurers who followed Columbus. Marquette, 
Jolliet, and afterwards La Salle, discovered the mighty river 
from its source to its mouth ; but posterity has very nearly rob 
bed them of their hard-earned and richly deserved laurels. Ex- 



416 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

cept in the pages of history, or an occasional steamer or insig 
nificant village or county which has borne the names of these 
heroic men, their memories are almost entirely obliterated. 
Neither the chisel of the sculptor nor the brush of the painter has 
transmitted to posterity the lineaments of either. Even France, 
who delights to honor the memory of her brave sons, has allow 
ed their names to sink almost into oblivion, though she never 
produced more daring explorers, or men who have given to her 
more territory or more widely extended her fame. But it is a 
general weakness with mankind to honor and laud the bloody 
deeds of cut- throat warriors, more than to properly acknowledge 
the services of men who, by their brains, perseverance, and 
courage, have opened up to future civilization regions hitherto 
unknown and unexplored. 

The world only knows De Soto as the discoverer of the Missis 
sippi, and as such has sounded peaus of praises for his deeds and 
delighted to honor his memory. Ships, steamers, counties, vil 
lages, and even rum-mills, have been called after him, and still 
keep his memory green in the hearts of the people, not to men 
tion that noble effort of one of our ablest artists, which adorns 
the rotunda of the Capitol at Washington, representing his ar 
rival on the banks of the great river ; a master-piece which 
none who have once beheld can ever forget. 

But the honor falls not where it is justly due. As a blind hog 
stumbles on an acorn, so did De Soto discover the Mississippi 
River After assisting in the robbing of the Peruvians, he re 
turned to Spam with his blood-stained gold ; but not satisfied 
with the deeds of murder and rapine he had committed, nor with 
the amount of his ill-gotten treasures, he started from Florida 
westward in search of adventure with more than a thousand un 
principled cut-throats in his train, ready for any deeds of vio 
lence and blood. The exploration of unknown regions for the 
benefit of his race was by no means the object of the expedition; 
but gold. " The Spaniard has a disease of the heart, and noth 
ing but gold can cure it," said Pizarro ; and none knew his coun 
trymen better than that cruel tyrant. 

But little is known of the particulars of the expedition of 
De Soto. He was not accompanied by a lying Gomara to cover 
up his disgraceful and bloody deeds with the flowers of rhetoric, 
as was Cortez, but it seems that, after rambling about for some 



THE MISSISSIPPI. 417 

time in that portion of the country which now comprises the 
States of Georgia, Alabama and Mississippi, brutally massa- 
creing the unoffending natives, burning their huts, and commit 
ting every possible deed of violence and murder, he reached 
the great stream near the mouth of White River. From thence 
he rambled on to the southern borders of the Missouri, and 
from thence southward to the Red River. The outrages which 
characterized the first part of his expedition were in no wise 
abated. He wantonly murdered and enslaved the natives who 
crossed his path, and every step of his journey was marked 
with blood. Disease, together with his frequent battles with 
the natives, had now reduced his ranks to about four hundred 
men. They sought gold, but found graves. Finally the death 
of De Soto, and his romantic burial by night, beneath the waters 
of the Mississippi, .has left behind him a strong tincture of ro 
mance, to cover the deeds of the bloody marauder, and has 
impressed posterity with the belief that he fell a martyr to the 
cause of civilization and the good of unborn generations of his 
fellow-men. But a very different motive governed his actions: 
sordid avarice spurred him and his followers on; the hope of 
fiindug another Peru or Mexico, abounding with gold, which they 
might obtain by murdering the untutored natives a thing they 
would have done with as little compunction as they would have 
crushed a noxious insect in their path, and thereby adding to 
the already bloody laurels of Spain. If it be true that the fol 
lowers of De Soto escaped the richly deserved vengeance of the 
natives, and reached the mouth of the Mississippi, and from 
thence across the Gulf of Mexico to the Panuco River, it is one 
of the very strangest events in history, that a river of such 
magnitude, whose mouth must have consequently become known 
to the Spaniards, should have remained undiscovered and un 
known for more than a century afterwards. The whole tale 
seems as fabulous as the fountain of youth, or the undiscovered 
Eldorado. 

In the year 1823, Captain Shreve commanded the good steamer 
" General Washington," then the fastest boat that ever plowed 
the western waters. In the designated year he made the 
quickest time ever known, between New Orleans and Louisville, 
and on his arrival at the latter port he anchored his steamer in 
the middle of the river and fired twenty-five guns, being one for 



418 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

each day consumed in making his trip, then considered the most 
wonderful voyage ever accomplished. The entire population of 
Louisville were gathered on the bank to behold that wonder of 
speed, the glorious "General Washington." Captain Shreve 
was feted, and borne in triumph by the huzzaing multitude 
through the streets of Louisville, and in deep-felt gratitude for 
the honors showered on him, thanked his enthusiastic admirers 
in an eloquent speech, while toasts were drank, and "red-eye" 
flowed freely, and all declared the -time made by the " George 
Washington " could never be equaled. But in defiance of 
this assertion the time was beaten before the end of the season, 
and in 1828 the "Tecumseh " made the same trip in eight days 
and seventeen hours, and in the year 1843 the "Sultana" made 
the trip in four days and twenty-two hours. From the time of the 
memorable trip of the " George Washington," down to the speedy 
voyage of the " Sultana," steamers have vied with each other, 
both in racing and in making fast trips. As a consequence of 
this delectable pastime, the souls of hundreds of persons were 
hurried before the throne of their Maker, unprepared and un 
called, by the burning of steamers, bursting of boilers, and run 
ning upon snags. In this golden era it was considered highly 
dishonorable for a steamboat captain to allow his steamer, 
while under way, to be passed by another boat without giving 
her a race ; and these trials of speed but too often resulted in 
the scattering of their passengers in every imaginable direction, 
by the blowing up of their boilers. Whenever a steamer was 
destroyed, with the majority of its passengers and crew, by a 
snag, a fire, collision, or compressed steam, a body of citizens 
under the title of a " committee " or a "jury of inquiry " would be 
appointed to make a searching inquiry into the "appalling ac 
cident," as the public press would most probably denominate it. 
It being for the interest of steamboat owners to exonerate 
themselves in the eyes of the public from the charge of running 
unsafe steamers or employing incapable officers, they would 
spare neither money nor trouble to have upon the examination 
committee their own creatures, and the verdict rendered was in 
nineteen cases out of twenty, the same old tune, "nobody to 
blame." In the meantime, one or two of the most important 
newspapers, near the scene of the disaster, would be squared to 
inform the public that it was impossible to guard against such 



THE MISSISSIPPI, 419 

accidents, and that the officers were all perfectly efficient, and 
had nobly performed their duty in the hour of peril. Trade and 
property were so powerful, that authority dare not question the 
incapability or recklessness of river men, and the scale in which 
reposed the safety of human life kicked the beam when bal 
anced against that which contained money. 

In those palmy days, steamboat officers did what seemed 
good in their own sight, with none to molest or make them 
afraid. They neither dreaded courts of justice nor were they 
one whit restrained by fear of public opinion, from committing 
the most brutal outrages on inoffensive persons placed in their 
charge. The mate or engineer who could wield a billet of 
wood or a bar of iron the most scientifically on the heads of 
deck-hands, firemen, and deck-passengers, was considered " a 
regular screamer," and received the highest wages. When 
laborers were plenty on the levee at New Orleans, it was common 
for steamers to hire twenty-five or thirty more than the comple 
ment required for her crew, in order to facilitate the taking in 
of sufficient pine wood to run the seven or eight hundred miles 
up the river, and to discharge whatever way-cargo she might 
have between New Orleans and Vicksburg. These men would 
be discharged at the different landings on the river as fast as 
their services were no longer required, having shipped with the 
idea that they would be wanted for the round trip. They did 
not, of course, expect that, after a few days' hard labor, they 
would be discharged in a place where it was impossible for 
them to get anything to do, and where it would cost them more 
money than they had earned to take them back to New Orleans. 
These hands were sometimes as a punishment for incurring the 
displeasure of some of the petty officers set ashore in impene 
trable cane-brakes, or on lonely islands, and any murmurings or 
remonstrances on their part were instantly silenced by a blow on 
the head with a billet of wood, and not unfrequently the knife 
and the bullet were brought into requisition. Nor were passen 
gers exempt from these brutalities. To those of wealth and in 
fluence the most slavish attention was shown, while modest and 
unassuming strangers were neglected and treated with rudeness 
and contempt if they dared demand their rights. The smallest < 
infringement of the rules of the boat has planted many a one in / 
a solitary state on the edge of a cane-brake, with his luggage 



420 "WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

beside him. Deck passengers were stowed like hogs on the 
lower deck of the steamer, where they were made to feel all the 
degradation of poverty in the brutal and disgraceful treatment 
they received from the petty officers belonging to the boat. 

Maltreated crews of vessels and steamers, and also their pas 
sengers, had from time to time brought their wrongs before the 
tribunals of their country and clamored for redress. But it was 
impossible to obtain anything like justice, where capital was the 
defendant ; and in no cities were these tribunals more blunted 
or deaf to the cries of justice, than in St. Louis, Louisville, and 
New Orleans. In these cities the majority of the river steamers 
were owned by the wealthy merchants, and the officers of these 
steamers were their servants, whom they protected at all haz 
ards. However flagrant their crimes, money and talent were 
ready to stand forth in their defense and save them from the 
lash of justice, and that justice was dispensed by a cultured class 
who were but too ready to pander to the power of the almighty 
dollar. What could ignorant crews or obscure passengers ex 
pect, whose only recommendation to justice was that they had 
been wronged, while opposed to them was money and talent in 
abundance where obsequious .Judges and prosecuting attor 
neys were eager to bow the knee before the shrine of wealth 
and influence. But let the accused be some ignorant boat-hand 
or some obscure passenger on trial for killing or maiming some 
brutal officer, who had perhaps tantalized him into committing 
the deed by his taunts and jeers, justice did not sleep then ; but 
listened to the accusation, and condemned the guilty wretch as 
implacably as the presiding dignitary over the "Court of Death," 
delineated by the masterly pencil of Rembrandt Peel, meted out 
his award to every culprit brought before him. 

It is quite natural to suppose that men respecting no law 
save that of brute force would at times fall victims to their own 
dastardly deeds of violence. Such was in many instances the 
case among the steamboat officers. Numbers were openly 
killed or secretly assassinated by those whom they had maltreat 
ed. In the large cities these murderers were punished by law, 
when arrested ; but if, after the commission of their deeds of 
blood, the perpetrators could gain the banks either of the Mis 
sissippi or Ohio River, at any point between the ports of St. 
Louis, Louisville, and New Orleans, they were safe from all pun- 



THE MISSISSIPPI. 421 

ishment by the law. The people who lived in the scattered 
settlements along the banks of these rivers had conceived a 
deep and abiding hatred towards the generality of steamboat 
officials, on account of their brutal and overbearing conduct. 
The first season that I struck the Mississippi River, twenty-two 
steamboat officers fell by the bullet and the knife, in consequence 
of having violated the persons of their murderers. During the 
same summer and the following winter eleven boats were 
snagged between St. Louis and New Orleans, and six were 
blown up by the bursting of their boilers, and over five hundred 
souls were hurried into the presence of their Maker. High old 
times were these on the Mississippi River. 

The long suppressed murmurings of public opinion against the 
shameful atrocities perpetrated by river men, on the western 
waters, became now too formidable to be longer disregarded. 
Congress passed laws regulating the navigation of all inland 
steamers ; the duties of steamboat officials were clearly defined ; 
committees were appointed to examine into the capabilities of 
pilots and engineers, and also to ascertain the sea- worth in ess of 
vessels carrying freight and passengers ; inspectors were appoint 
ed to look to boilers and machinery. About the same time the 
people of Louisiana demanded of their legislators that severe laws 
defining the relations between steamboat officers and their crews 
should be passed, and the public voice compelled the courts to 
enforce these laws. The former brutal treatment of steamboat 
hands was no longer tolerated; such amusements became too 
costly to be indulged in by their officers. The wages of crews 
had to be settled before any other claims ; and until that was 
done the boat could be held by the Sheriff. Public opinion 
frowned down steamboat racing, and fewer boilers were burst 
in consequence. The "knock-down and drag-out" officers of 
the "screamer" tribe were obliged to stand back and give place 
to such as could direct their men in the performance of thei? 
duty, without resorting to oaths and violence. Steamboat offi 
cers were no longer permitted to gamble with passengers, or to 
enter the cabin with loud oaths, or seat themselves at the din 
ner-table in filthy garments or their shirt-sleeves. The mess- 
room and sleeping-rooms of the employes were separated from 
those of the passengers ; and only the captain and his clerk and 
first officer, with the servants required there, were allowed en- 



422 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

trance into the cabin. Humanity and courtesy has made mighty 
strides in this section of the country over cruelty and oppression. 
The recklessness and brutality which once characterized steam 
boat officials has totally disappeared from our western waters ; 
and to-day the traveler can nowhere meet with kinder or more 
polite treatment than on board a river steamer, or with more 
civil and gentlemanly men than their officials. 



CHAPTER XXXIV. 

RIYER SHARPERS. 

Day and night during our voyage on the "Mediator," from 
Louisville to New Orleans, were the card- tables surrounded by 
the votaries of chance, and often as many as five or six of these 
tables could be seen scattered from the ladies' cabin to the social 
hall of the boat, with games going forward at each. 

The games which were mostly played in those days on river 
steamers were poker, brag, whist, Botson, and old sledge ; and 
if banking games were set up in the social hall, they were usually 
vingt-et-un, chuck, and sometimes faro. According to the rules 
of these steamers, all gambling was prohibited after ten o'clock 
in the evening ; but in many instances these rules were a dead 
letter, and the morning sun frequently found one or more parties 
at the card-table engaged at their favorite games. In these jolly 
times the steamboat officers mingled with the passengers in the 
cabin as equals, and it was no uncommon thing to see uncouth 
pilots, mates, and greasy engineers engaged at the card-tables 
with well-dressed travelers. Passengers were privileged to 
amuse themselves just as they pleased, so long as they did not 
infringe upon the rights of others, or interfere in any respect 
with the duties of the officers or crew. This latitude sometimes 
led to some rather strong contrasts ; for instance, there might 
frequently be seen in the ladies' cabin a group of the godlypray- 
ing and singing psalms, while in the dining-suloon, from which 
the tables had been removed, another party were dancing merri 
ly to the music of a fiddle, while farther along, in the social hall, 
might be heard the loud laughter of jolly carousers around the 



RIVER SHARPERS. 423 

driukiug bar, and occasionally chiming in with the sound of the 
revelry, the rattling of money aud checks, and the sound of 
voices at the card- tables. 

Previous to the appearance of the card-sharper and his newly 
invented schemes for cheating, on the river the card-tables of a 
steamer were free to all persons of gentlemanly habits and man 
ners. The gambler was not excluded from a seat there on 
account of his superior skill at play ; or, at least, it was an ex 
ceedingly rare thing for one person to object to another on these 
grounds. Pride would not permit the humiliating confession. 
Neither would men holding real or equivocal positions in society, 
and who, by the arbitrary laws of that society, felt themselves 
compelled to shun a professional gambler on the street, think 
their reputation compromised by meeting him as an equal on 
board a steamer at the card-tables. 

The votaries of chance were not yet aroused to the fact that 
(hey could be insidiously robbed at the card-table when every 
thing seemed perfectly fair and above-board,- but when that 
enlightening took place, the gambler was immediately classed 
with the sharper, because the verdant were unable to under 
stand where the gambler left off and the thief began. Thimble- 
riggers, dice-coggers, trigger-wheel players, strop-players, and 
card-sharpers of every description, were classed as gamblers. 

These river sharpers, for their mutual advantage, traveled in 
small companies, but while on board a steamer, feigned to be 
total strangers to each other. Their number was always 
sufficient to make up a card party whenever they could induce 
one or two "gulls" to "join them in a small game, merely for 
amusement." Whenever one of their number could manage to 
obtain a seat among a poker or brag party that would not 
stand any rough nonsense in the way of " stocking," or "hold 
ing out," his confederates would seat themselves in such a 
position that they could see the cards held by his adversaries, 
and " item" the strength of their hands to him by signs. This 
was done variously, sometimes with the fingers, one held out 
denoting a pair, two, two pairs, three, threes, four fingers, fours, 
and five, a flush or full hand. Hands were sometimes tele 
graphed by twirling the head of a cane in various directions ; 
and men had systems of signs which were perfectly intelligible, 
consisting in peculiar ways of puffing out cigar smoke. 



424 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

The early sharpers depended oil fleecing their adversaries at 
poker, brag, euchre, and all-fours, aud similar games, while 
engaged with them at play, by " holding out" one or more cards 
on them. These would be hidden in their laps or behind the 
neck, and sometimes in the joint of the knees, and "rung in" 
whenever a favorable opportunity occurred for doing so. These 
methods of cheating, as well as " iteming" hands, are time- 
honored institutions among the sharper tribe, and were probably 
practiced by their European brethren a century before the pad 
dle of a steamboat made its first revolution in the turbid waters 
of the Mississippi. 

Playing marked cards was a specialty with a few sharpers. 
They marked their own cards on the backs, nearly every sharper 
having his own secret cipher for doing so. While playing with 
a single adversary, marked cards could be used most advan 
tageously; the more persons engaged with them in a game of 
brag or poker, the more difficult was their labor and the more 
they had to contend with. In a card party consisting of four or 
five players, the marked-card player can only manage to read 
the cards of one of his adversaries hands. I have heard that 
some of them could keep the run of two hands at once with per 
fect ease, but having never known of such an instance, I beg 
leave to doubt the assertion. 

There are plenty of starnped-card players who can keep the 
run of two hands correctly in a game of poker where four or 
more persons are engaged, but it seems to me beyond the range 
of probability for any one to accomplish the same feat with what 
is known in sharper's parlance as " scratched paper." The 
marked-card player could accomplish nothing on a steamer, ex 
cept by the connivance of the bar-tender, to whom he was 
obliged to give a certain share in his profits as the price of his 
assistance and silence, and for ringing in his cards upon whatever 
party upon whom they thought they could be made profitable. 
These worthies seldom wasted their talents and their " scratched 
paper" on any except those who were likely to reward them 
handsomely for their time aud trouble. 

The "tricky tribe," while playing all-fours, ecarte, euchre, etc., 
with verdant adversaries too far advanced to stand a "half- 
stock," or the "palm," would resort to marking the most ad 
vantageous cards with the thumb-nail by scratching them on 



RIVER SHARPERS. 425 

their edges, generally on their sides near the corners. Some 
times they would "blaze" with their finger-nails, or otherwise 
mark the aces and kings on their backs, in order to know them 
at poker, or the braggers and aces at brag ; at the latter game 
the advantage was very considerable, while with the former it 
amounted to little. The marking of certain cards in a pack, 
while engaged at a game, is not only a tedious operation, but 
decidedly a dangerous undertaking if not skillfully done. Per 
sons with whom such tricks are generally tried on are those 
whose suspicions have been aroused; and parties of this kind are 
hard to cheat, or rather are on the alert to prevent any frauds 
from being practiced upon them. None of the tribe that I ever 
heard of ever succeeded in gaining any prominence among the 
members of their own profession for successfully marking cards 
while playing, and making them tell advantageously at a game. 
Les chevaliers d'industrie of Europe are far ahead of our own 
in this art. Many of them, ,while playing at whist, ecarte, 
cribbage, and similar games, mark with their thumb-nails in an 
incredibly short space of time all the important cards in the 
pack, and play them equally as well as the best stamped-card 
player. In the year 1860 I met one of these gentlemen in Paris, 
a Frenchman by birth, of the most suave and agreeable manners 
and gentlemanly deportment. I had the honor of making his 
acquaintance, and one evening, while seated in my room discuss 
ing with me the various fine arts as practiced at cards, he offer 
ed to bet me a napoleon that while we were playing four games 
of ecarte, he would mark twelve cards in the pack. At any 
time during the playing of the four games, if I could detect him 
marking a single card by showing the spot on which it was 
marked, I won the wager; or if, when the four games were finish 
ed, and I had shuffled the pack to my satisfaction, he could 
not then take up the pack, and running the cards off its back 
one at a time and turning them over on the table, face up, as he 
came to it, any card which he had marked, naming its suit and 
size before doing so, or if he made a single mistake, he lost. I 
accepted his wager, and we played the four games of ecarte 
without my being able to detect him marking a single card. 
When we had finished the games I shuffled the pack and hand 
ed it to him ; he turned over fourteen cards as he came to them, 
naming then? suit and size as he did so without a single halt. 



426 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

While we were playing our games, he had handled his cards 
rather awkwardly for an adept, but there was nothing in his ac 
tions that would in the least arouse suspicion, and it was only 
when I held the cards which he had marked, up to the light, and 
let its glare fall directly upon the marks, which were done near 
the corner by a fine blaze that was made by the thumb-nail, and 
in various ciphers, that I was able to detect the fraud. 

Who was the inventor of stamped cards I am unable to say, 
but that they originated in this country is nearly unquestionable. 
No mention is made of them in any of the gambling works pub 
lished in Europe; nor among the multitude of tricks which have 
been exposed, both by writers on the subject and those that have 
been at various times ventilated before tribunals of justice, have 
I ever seen or heard of any mention being made of stamped 
cards. Even at the present day, European sharpers know but 
little about them, when they might be so serviceably used at 
the various short-card games played in those countries. 

Unlike our own free and enlightened country, the despotic 
laws of Europe will not permit card manufacturers to fabricate 
unfair cards and flood the continent with their printed circulars 
informing whom it may concern tbat they are ready to supply 
all varieties of stamped cards of different ciphers, diagrams, and 
patterns. The European manufacturer who ventured to commit 
so flagrant and public a breach of honesty would not only find 
his business broken up, but himself incarcerated in a prison. In 
this country we have plenty of manufacturers of stamped cards, 
who send out their circulars to all parts of the country, accom 
panied by diagrams of the different patterns of cards, and the 
various ciphers used upon them. A Mr. Bartlett, of the city of 
New York, has been engaged in this business about forty years, 
and no law in the smallest degree molests or restrains him. 
How would the commercial public take it, should some engraver 
advertise that he was ready to supply counterfeiters with plates 
on the different banks throughout the country. 

Stamped cards were unknown in Mexcio previous to our in 
vasion of that country, nor were they known to the people of 
South America, so far as I have been able to ascertain, and I 
took great pains to do so, and had many favorable opportunities 
during more than a year spent in rambling through Peru, Ecua 
dor, and Chili, besides having made in California, in the early 



RIVER SHARPERS. 427 

days of gold, the acquaintance of gamblers from nearly every 
country of South America. Not one of these have I ever yet 
met who had any idea of stamped cards, beyond what they had 
learned in California. This non-manufacture among the Spanish 
racers of this hemisphere convinces me that they were unknown 
to the Spaniards, otherwise they would have introduced them 
into their colonies; for in no games could they have been made 
so heavily advantageous and profitable to the sharper, as in the 
two favorite ones of the Spaniards, viz., the bluff game of " pacao" 
and the banking game of monte. 

Before the Americans invaded their country, the Mexicans 
knew nothing about stamped cards. When the City of Mexico 
was captured by General Scott, sharpers from the States flocked 
there in droves. They were not slow, by any means, in perceiv 
ing the immense advantage to be gained from stamped cards 
when rung in on monte dealers ; but where were they to get the 
monte cards manufactured for this purpose ? Some of the bril 
liant lights of the fraternity started for New York, laid their 
dilemma before Harriett, and in a few months the line of travel 
from Vera Cruz to the city of Mexico was flooded with American 
manufactured monte cards, all stamped. This attempt, however, 
proved a failure, for neither American nor Mexican gamblers 
would use the cards; as, though much finer than any before man 
ufactured here, they were very coarse, compared with those made 
in the City of Mexico. The Mexican government had sold the 
monopoly of card manufacturing to certain individuals in each 
State in the Republic, and a single company in the City of Mexico 
possessed the whole right of doing so in that State, and their 
cards were in use by all the gamblers on Taylor's and Scott's line 
of occupation. But one resource was now left to the sharpers, 
which was to bribe the owners of this establishment. They suc 
ceeded hi doing so, by paying the manufacturers five thousand 
dollars for one hundred gross of cards, of patterns similar to the 
square cards in use, stipulating for an equal amount of each 
pattern. The sharpers were to furnish the necessary plates, 
which they were obliged to have made in New York, and 
brought from thence to the manufacturers in the City of Mexico. 
This statement I give in substance just as I received it from 
the lips of a worthy member of the fraternity, now dead, by 
name Mr. William Clemmens, who was one of the committee of 



428 WANDEBINGS OP A VAGABOND. 

sharpers who negotiated for the manufacture of the stamped 
cards. But unfortunately for the enterprising movers of this 
scheme, so much time was consumed in getting the cards ready, 
that about the period that their speculation was ripe, peace 
was suddenly declared, and the American, troops evacuated the 
country. 

But following close on the heels of the war came the discovery 
of the golden fields of California, and in the early days of that 
excitement monte was the only banking game patronized by the 
shoals who flocked from all parts of the world to the golden 
State. These cards now came into good play, and during the 
summer of 1849 were extensively used, many of the sharpers 
having made fortunes by them. 

In the following winter they returned to the City of Mexico, 
and caused two hundred gross more to be made, and brought 
them back with them to California. But in some manner sus 
picion was raised against these cards, which finally led to their 
detection. And no sooner did it become a fixed fact that one 
pattern of these cards was stamped, and therefore dishonest, 
than all the cards manufactured in the Republic of Mexico were 
entirely discarded and repudiated, and those manufactured in 
Barcelona, Spain, were used instead. These cards have never 
been tampered with, and retain their popularity to the present 
day. 

Stamped cards first appeared in this country between the 
years 1834 and 1835. When first discovered the secret was so 
precious as to be carefully guarded and monopolized by a few 
sharpers. As is usual with all new inventions of the kind, gam 
blers first fell victims to them, and continued to be so for many 
years. At first they were manufactured, like counterfeit money, 
with great secrecy, in unlikely places ; but when, they became 
more fully known, Bartlett, of New York, and many others, found 
in their manufacture a profitable business. 

In 1837 a man known by the name of Doctor Cross commenc 
ed the manufacturing of stamped cards in the city of New Or 
leans, and continued it up to as late as 1854, and it is more than 
probable that he was the first who carried on the business in 
this country. He procured his cards in an unfinished state from 
the New York manufncturers, and stamped them with plates of 
his own invention, or said to be such, at least. It was after his 



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manufactory became perfectly well known that his cards were 
introduced on steamers, and rung in on the passengers by the 
bar-keepers, who " stood in " for a share of the plunder thus ob 
tained by the sharpers for whom they operated. 

At the present time none but the most verdant will stand 
" bottom-dealing;" but, like all new frauds, it had its day, with 
many kindred devices for robbing the unsuspecting. From 1834 
to 1840 many gamblers who considered themselves "par excel' 
lence" in their profession, have stood it nobly while imagining 
themselves, no doubt, the victims of very bad luck. Almost any 
person, with a little practice, can deal from the bottom ; but to 
perform the feat while several pairs of keen eyes are concentra 
ting their gaze on your fingers and the pack held by them, with 
out being detected, requires an amount of coolness and nerve, not 
to mention practice, which is possessed perhaps by not one man 
in a million. Thirty years ago a No. 1 bottom-dealer was a king 
among sharpers. He was dependent on no outside assistance 
for fleecing his victims, and if he had a partner, it was only for 
the purpose of skinning his dupe more expeditiously, by dealing 
him a large hand from the bottom, while his partner would raise 
from his lap or from the joints of his knee one yet larger, with 
which to beat it. 

It is said that bottom-dealing was first brought to perfection 
by a man named Wilson. This desirable consummation was 
reached in 1834, and about this time first made its appearance 
on the western rivers, where it was rendered, in the course of a 
few years, entirely useless, through the blunders of bungling op 
erators, and the verdant learned to protect themselves against 
the fraud. 

Means swifter and more sure were gradually brought into re 
quisition, for robbing the votaries of chance of their money. It 
is a strong advantage undoubtedly to know the strength of your 
adversary's hand at poker; but the work was too tedious for 
your fast sharper. Luck would sometimes protect a "sucker" 
against " iteming," stamped cards, and bottom-dealing. In the 
good old times, before draw-poker became fashionable, straight 
poker was the favorite brag game. At this game the cards 
were dealt by the winner of the pool, who could, of course, keep 
on dealing as often as he could win. This rule enabled the 
bottom-dealer to help himself to good cards as often as he dealt; 



430 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

but he might win twenty pools in succession without securing 
scarcely any money, should his adversaries hold poor hands, and 
in the meantime one of them might get, by good luck, better 
cards than those he held, and thus win from him a large stake. 
True, if he had a partner who was posted in the game he could 
give the "sucker" a big hand from the bottom, while his partner 
raised from his lap a bigger one to beat it with, but it was rather 
dangerous to attempt such a thing too often, and the least bung 
ling was sure to lead to detection. 

Young men perfected themselves in the science of false cutting 
and shuffling "running-up" hands, <; palming out " cards, and 
"ringing them in," ringing in cold packs, double discarding, etc., 
etc. These ambitious tyros were taken under the fostering 
care of some patriarch of the sharper tribe, who assisted them in 
getting up their games and furnished them with money when 
that article was needed, which, with this kind of sharpers, was 
generally the case, when a trip on the river was in prospect. 

The popular game of draw-poker, which has entirely super 
seded straight poker and brag, was the invention of river sharp 
ers, and was first put in practice on the Mississippi steamboats. 
This game offers to the manipulator a hundred-fold better facili 
ties for fleecing the unwary than either of the old games. The 
skillful operator can give his victim, with perfect ease, as many 
big hands as he chooses, and at the same time arm himself or his 
partner with better ones to beat them. But a shrewd swindler 
seldom gives a sucker more than an ace-full. He first tempts 
his appetite with two large pairs ; then threes of various kinds ; 
after these are expended, he hoists him up a flush or a full hand 
of a small denomination, and gradually increases them in size 
till he beats an ace-full for him ; beyond this he is not likely to 
go. Whenever they find customers who will not stand running 
up hands, false shuffling and cutting, double discarding is 
practiced upon them ; an advantage peculiar to draw-poker, and 
not applicable to any other game. Scores of those who have 
grown gray in the service of the fickle goddess, and who were 
the most wary among her votaries, have come to grief through 
the following artful piece of chicanery: Two partners being 
seated next each other, one attends to the betting department, 
while the latter manipulates the cards. He goes out with three 
aces, we will say for example, which he conceals in the joint of 



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his kiiee until it conies bis turu to deal. The cards having been 
dealt, he is ready to help the discarded hands, and he now con 
veys from their hiding place the stolen cards, in the palm of his 
hand, and places them upon the top of the pack while in the act 
of lifting it from the table. These cards are now drawn by his 
partner, who is informed, by a secret " item,'' of their denomina 
tion, and discards his hand accordingly for their reception. As 
he has the first " say " or " age," and the other players may per 
haps not chip in for the pool, it is not necessary to bring out the 
hidden cards; that is, if any of the players chip in, then he tries, 
by making a large brag, to run them out ; but should any of them 
prove obstinate and stand the raise, then the three aces are 
brought into action. The persons who can perform this trick 
well are by no means numerous. 

The rough handling frequently received by sharpers, at the 
hands of their victims, during their various pilgrimages up and 
down the river, finally caused them to be a little more wary, and 
it was only when the steamer was about to make a wood-pile or 
some port that they would venture to put the finishing-stroke to 
their nefarious work, by dealing a big hand to their victim and 
then beating it for him. 

When they had accomplished this they would leave the boat 
as quickly as convenient, and get upon the next steamer which 
stopped at their place of sojourn, whether going up or down 
mattered very little to them ; and having leeched what "suck 
ers " they found on her, abandoned her, in turn, for another 
which offered them subjects for plunder. 

The gambling talents of short-card sharpers rest exclusively 
in their fingers ; scarcely one of them being capable of playing 
any square game with even ordinary ability ; and the non-pro 
fessionals in the country, who are greatly their superiors in all 
short-card games played on the square, may be numbered by 
thousands. It is in fact a rare thing to find a short-card sharp 
who has sufficient confidence to risk his money on the square at 
anything except bucking the tiger, which ravenous animal swal 
lows up most of their ill-gotten plunder. When square faro, a 
two-card box, women, or kindred articles of commerce have de 
pleted their pockets of their stolen funds, they are ready for 
another trip on the river, and probably are obliged to fall back 
on the paternal sharper, who fattens on their skill and industry 
in their nefarious business, for the " sinews of war." 



432 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

These thieves became so formidable in their numbers, and so 
bold ill their depredations, as to drive almost everything in the 
shape of square gambling from the river ; and it was only when 
a party of acquaintances sat down to the card-table, to play 
among themselves, that anything like a square game could be 
seen on a steamer. As they were all called professional gamb 
lers, the honest and straightforward of that community had to 
father their crimes and share their odium. Their rascalities 
even, bad as they were, were made the themes of marvelous ro 
mantic stories by the penny-a-liners and story-tellers of every 
description. Then the wonderful yarns that have been circulat 
ed from time to time by the lovers of the marvelous, relating to 
the outwitting of gamblers at their own games by determined 
heroes, who have forced them to disgorge their ill-gotten plun 
der and make restitution to every one whom they had duped, and 
many more tales, all equally improbable and without foundation, 
is all clap-trap. Sharpers are birds of prey, and cannot be out 
witted in their line of business. They practice their arts on none 
but those whom they know will stand them, and can discern at 
a single glance whether the person seated before them can be 
cheated at play or otherwise. Should they chance on a tough cus 
tomer, they drop him immediately, and seek others more suita 
ble to their purpose. 

About thirty years ago the following story circulated freely 
through the public press of this country. I have chosen it out 
of many of the same kind of delicious morsels which the news 
papers have, for forty years, delighted to dish up to their readers, 
and with which marvelous story-tellers have amused their 
hearers. The tale, on its own merits, will compare most 
favorably with those of that wonderful hero, Baron Muuchausen. 

"The news having reached the ears of a party of gamblers 
that a New Orleans bank was about to send to Vicksburg an ageat 
having in his possession $95,000 to discharge a claim in that 
city, they followed him on board the New Orleans and Vicks 
burg packet with the intention of robbing him. During the 
trip he was induced by them to take part in a game of poker, 
and furnished with a large betting hand ; but they did not omit, 
at the same time, to generously give a member of their own 
gang one with which to beat it. Several small brags were 
made by the contestants for the pool, when the agent went $250 



RIVER SHARPERS. 433 

better than his opponent, which was all the money belonging to 
himself which he had about him. This was seen, and a brag of 
$5,000 more was made by his adversary. The agent claimed a 
sight for his $250, stating that it was all the money he had ; but 
it was refused. The object of the scoundrels being to induce him 
to break into the package belonging to the bank, which they 
knew to be in his possession, shrewdly thinking if he once did HO 
they would not only obtain the $5,000 on the brag, but all the 
rest of its contents. On the refusal of his adversary to allow him 
a sight, he had appealed to the other members of the party, who 
decided that he must call the $5,000 or forfeit all claims to the 
pool. He again appealed to his opponent for a sight, but was 
informed by that inexorable gentleman that if he did not call 
the $5,000 brag within five minutes he should take down the 
pool. The five minutes were fast ebbing away, amid the breath 
less stillness of both the actors in the game and the spectators, 
when the agent, as a ' dernier resort,' determined to save his 
money from the clutches of the swindlers, took from his bosom 
the package belonging to the bank and threw it on the table, 
saying, ' I'll see your five thousand and go you ninety thousand 
better, and if you don't call the bet in five minutes I shall take 
down the pool.' The ruse was so unexpected that it completely 
upset their calculations, and not having sufficient money to call 
the brag they were compelled to forfeit all claims to- the pool, 
according to their own ruling, and the agent swept it into his 
pockets, amidst the cheers of the bystanders." 

This foolish tale was swallowed with avidity by the credulous, 
and every word as implicitly believed as if it were holy writ, and 
the imaginary bank-agent became a public hero. No law ex 
cept that of might denies to a player at a poker-table a sight 
for what money he has before him, and it is rather improbable 
that a set of sharpers would dream of perpetrating such a 
robbery in so public a place, when they knew it would be im 
possible for them to escape with their plunder. Sharpers are 
much too shrewd for such bungling work. They take no 
chances to lose six or seven thousand dollars, nor two or three 
hundred dollars, nor even twenty dollars, at a hand of cards. 
As for the tales regarding the fabulous sums bet at poker-tables 
on our western rivers, they are all pure humbug. I have grave 
doubts whether a brag of two thousand dollars has ever been 



434 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

lost and won at a card-table on the Mississippi River, since the 
steamer Pennsylvania descended that stream in 1813. 

Though railways have diverted a large portion of the travel 
from our western waters, and consequently thinned out some 
what the horde of sharpers who formerly infested the river 
steamers, they are still numerous, and still find fools to prey 
upon; for the crop, unlike more useful harvests, never fails. 
But the exploits of the noble army of "chevaliers d'industrie" 
are by no means confined to water navigation. Not at all ! 
They are to be found in every city, town, and village, where 
short-card playing for gain makes up a portion of the pastime 
of the few or the many, and sufficient money is hazarded to at 
tract their cupidity. Some are satisfied with quick gaius and 
small profits, while others of the class are willing to wait mouths, 
in anticipation of taking in a big pile. They can be found of 
all degrees, from the lowest and most vicious, up to the most 
enlightened circles of card-players, plying their calling, and 
among every class find plenty of fools to batten on. Among 
these short-card sharpers are shrewd and discerning men of per 
suasive powers and agreeable manners, who, having finished their 
education on the river, and becoming older and more settled in 
character, they seek more respectable and profitable fields for 
their labor,- among the upper classes whose card circles are held 
in private club-rooms or apartments in first-class hotels. Into 
those hallowed precincts, where none bearing the name of gam 
bler are allowed to enter, designing men who are identified with 
mercantile pursuits, or some of the professions, easily obtain ad 
mittance. Many of these worthy and immaculate gentlemen 
have been carefully brought up in the paths of morality ; some 
are highly cultured and refined; but in life's breathless struggle 
for possessions, their perceptions of right and wrong have be 
come so distorted that they look upon the fleecing of a verdant 
at a card-table as an admirable piece of finesse. When their 
own skill has become worn out upon their unsuspecting adver 
saries of the green table, they manage to foist upon them some 
one of the more skillful experts of their acquaintance; perhaps 
under some military title, or perhaps will tack to their names 
the handle of Professor, Doctor, or Honorable. These latter, 
having once obtained a foothold in the ranks of respectability, 
endeavor to sustain it by every means in their power, and are 



THREE-CARD MONTE THROWERS. 435 

most careful to commit no act which might draw upon them the 
slightest suspicion. Being unable, from their very composition, 
to support the pangs of a losing, one of them is seldom seen 
within the doors of a gambling-house, nor under any circum 
stances would they countenance a professional gambler, or 
speak to him on the street, and never fail to warn their 
verdant gulls against the association of such disreputable char 
acters. 

The question will naturally arise, Is there any cure for this 
crying evil? My answer is emphatically, Yes / Make cheating 
at the card -table a felony, punishable by the laws of the laud, 
and card-sharpers and their insidious accomplices will disap 
pear like hoar-frost before the morniug sun. So long as the 
legislatures refuse to make stringent laws for shielding ver 
dant card-players, so long will they be the legitimate prey of 
sharpers. 



CHAPTER XXXV. 

THREE-CARD MONTE THROWERS 

Are the worst Pariahs who prey upon society under the cloak of 
gambling. During the last five and twenty years they have in 
fested our steamers and railways, and every place of public 
gathering, for the purpose of practicing their arts upon the un 
suspecting and the unwary. These pests outnumber the short- 
card sharpers on our western waters four to one. The latter 
claim with the former no affinity, and say they have destroyed 
all short-card playing on the rivers by their three-card opera 
tions. Socially, they look down upon them much as a first-class 
burglar might look down on some petty thief, at the same time 
claiming that their own vocation is legitimate, and based upon 
the true principles of science. For the life of me I cannot see 
where this nice discrimination comes in. To attain pre-eminence 
as a three-card thrower, seems to me as difficult as to become a 
first-class short-card sharp, and about equally meritorious. In 
order to attain pre-eminence in either of these roles, one must 
possess a self-possession nothing can shake, nerves of iron, dex- 



436 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

terity of hand, quickness of perception, and cool judgment; 
should he lack a single one of these qualities, he would be a 
bungler, and entirely unfit for his calling. Viewing both these 
professions in a moral light, they stand on about the same foot 
ing, and we must conclude that both are legitimate in the eyes 
of the law, since none of our legislatures have made any efforts 
towards their suppression or punishment. 

At what period we were first blessed with this ingenious little 
game with three cards, I am utterly unable to say ; but that we 
are indebted for the boon to Mexico, on whose soil it first orig 
inated, is unquestionable. At the time we invaded that country, 
it burst the narrow limits formerly confining it, and went on 
"conquering and to conquer," until it is now probably known to 
the entire English-speaking population of the globe. It made 
its appearance in the city of New Orleans as early as 1837, and 
at once became popular with the sharpers as an ingenious de 
vice for ridding the verdant of their superfluous cash. In the 
above-named year we find that one Phillips was in that city 
convicted and sentenced two years in the penitentiary for re 
lieving a man of $700 at the three-card game. The offense was 
pressed under the head of larceny, and from the time of that 
conviction, three-card throwers did not show up in Louisiana, or 
in fact in any other State in the Union, until about the breaking 
out of the Mexican war. 

Amongst all the followers of Taylor's and Scott's armies, not a 
single three-card thrower could be found ; but numbers of the 
Mexican tribe, following that ingenious calling, gradually found 
their way among the troops, where they plied their vocation 
among the wagon trains or in the public streets, whenever they 
could do so without danger of interference from the Mexican 
authorities. By the Mexican gamblers they were styled ladrones 
(thieves), and many years previous to our invasion of the coun 
try were all known to its inhabitants. They followed up feasts, 
were to be found in the market-places of large cities, and in 
fact at all sorts of public gatherings wherever a crowd assem 
bled. 

They were not permitted openly to ply their vocation, but 
carried on their business much as the three-card sharpers of 
England operate at the present time. Whenever they were 
dragged before an Alcalde, and the fact of their having robbed 



THREE-CARD MOXTE THROWERS. 437 

any person at their little game was proven against them, they 
were compelled to refund the plunder and pay a fine of two 
ounces ($32) or stand committed to work for two months in the 
chain-gang. 

While in Saltillo, during the summer of 1847, I recollect see 
ing one of these fellows. He was called Pancho, and if he ever 
had any other name, no one seemed to be aware of the fact, 
and I am sure I never ascertained it. He was scarcely twenty 
years old, hut, young as he was, I doubt if he ever had a superior 
in tossing about the three cards. His dexterity at the business 
was truly wonderful. Having collected in this manner, from the 
American citizens and soldiers about the camp of Buena Vista 
and in the City of Saltillo, something like $5,000, he made a 
match game with a dragoon of the regulars. They each put up 
$3,000, the whole to be played for until won. The conditions of 
the game were that Pancho should throw with American cards 
and the dragoon do the guessing. The latter "rung in" 
stamped cards upon his adversary, which was a little too high- 
strung for Paucho, who, losing his money, imagined doubtless 
that he had "muy malo suerte." 

In the early days of California the country was overrun with 
these three-card throwers and their confederates. Among them 
were Americans, Englishmen, and Mexicans, and, with the ex 
ception of a single German, all the three-card throwers I have 
ever met were composed of these nationalities. Wherever a 
fellow could be discovered capable of throwing three cards, the 
sharpers immediately brought him to the front. These light- 
fingered gentry could be found plying their calling in every city 
and mining camp of any importance in the State. In the streets 
of San Francisco and Sacramento, numbers of them might be 
seen any day seated on the sidewalk, throwing their cards, as 
well as in every vile den with which those cities then abounded. 
It was truly wonderful where all the fools on whom they preyed 
came from, for in those days they found plenty. When the State 
licensed gambling it made three-card throwing, strop-playing, 
thimble-rigging, and kindred games a felony, and from that time 
forth was comparatively free of these pests. 

The numbers of three-card throwers in England is something 
marvelous, especially in and nround London. Not a single train 
leaves that city which does not carry with it a gang of three- 



438 WANDERINGS OF A VAGABOND. 

card throwers. They prowl around the different railway stations, 
carefully inspecting each passenger, and, as if by instinct, can tell 
instantly -the pigeon from the hawk. Liberally feeing the of 
ficials, they are furnished with duplicate keys to the carriage 
doors, and by that means can, if desirable, change their carriage 
at every station. Immediately upon the starting of the train 
they open their little game, and by the time it arrives at an 
other station they leave the carriage then occupied for another, 
unless they have succeeded in finding customers for whose ben 
efit it will pay them to remain. They roatn from carriage to 
carriage hi search of prey until the train reaches its destination. 
At race-meetings, and along the roads leading to the courses, 
they can be seen huddled together in knots, where perhaps the 
operator has spread his coat upon the green sward, and is tossing 
about his cards in hopes some passer-by may be attracted by it, 
to give.him a bet ; while at the same time half a dozen cappers 
are giving him every possible assistance, by voice and action, 
while in the distance are posted sentinels, to give the alarm in 
case the intruding feet of a policeman approaches, whose duty it 
is to arrest them when found plying their vocation. 

To conduct any banking game of chance is, according to the 
laws of England, a felony, with the single exception of those at 
Newmarket during race-meetings at that place, which are per 
mitted and are exempt from punishment by special act of Parlia 
ment. All public games played like three-card inonte, strap- 
games, etc., are misdemeanors, and are punishable by one or two 
months in the House of Correction. These, however, are in 
fringed upon, especially around race-meetings, daily; and magis 
trates are very slow to enforce them, as public opinion regards 
the penalties as being much too severe for the offense. But the 
police break up these games wherever found, and should the 
conductor of such a game be hauled up before a magistrate by 
one of his victims, for the purpose of regaining the money lost to 
him, it is generally refunded, on condition that the complaint be 
withdrawn. Should the complainant, however, press his charge 
against one of these sharps, he will get three months in the 
House of Correction, but on an average not one case of the kind 
occurs annually. 

A person who is convicted of playing scratched or loaded dice, 
or of secreting cards upon his person while playing for money, 



THREE-CARD MOXTE THROWERS. 439 

or in any manner cheating his adversary at play where money is 
at stake, is sentenced to a felon's cell for a term of years. The 
offenses just enumerated are not a whit more grave than that of 
the three-card thrower ; but as all the lawyers in England could 
not convict him of cheating, except his cappers gave voluntary 
e