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WAYFARING NOTIONS
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Wayfaring Notions
BY
MARTIN COBBETT
(" Geraint" of the " Referee ")
AUTHOR OF " RACING LIFE AND RACING CHARACTERS," " BOTTLED HOLIDAYS,"
"THE MAN ON THE MARCH," ETC., ETC.
Edited by ALICE COBBETT
WITH A PORTRAIT AND MEMOIR OF THE AUTHOR
€
SANDS & CO.
EDINBURGH: 21 HANOVER STREET
LONDON : 23 BEDFORD STREET, STRAND
1906
TO
MY FATHER'S COMRADES
OF THE
''REFEREE''
I DEDICATE THIS BOOK
CONTENTS
CHAP.
PAGE
Life of the Author . . • ,
ix
I.
Glorious Goodwood . . . ,
I
II.
In the Sussex Dukeries
15
III.
Patching and Selsey
27
IV.
The Downs in Winter .
37
V.
Brighton to Newhaven
52
VI.
Plumpton and its Country
. 65
VII.
Lewes and its Country .
75
VIII.
Sussex Road-Lore
100
IX.
Rye and Eastbourne
no
X.
Around Hampton Court
. 125
XI.
In and About Epsom
. 141
XII.
Around Epsom and Leatherhead
. 152
XIII.
Newmarket .....
. 168
XIV.
Newmarket Reminiscences
. 182
XV.
Rambles about Newmarket
202
XVI.
DONCASTER .....
222
XVII.
DoNCASTER Reminiscences
. 234
XVIII.
Chester and the Dee .
248
XIX.
In Devonshire ....
. 261
XX.
In Somerset ....
. 271
XXI.
In and about Bath
. 281
XXII.
Ascot and Newbury
. 289
XXIII.
In Wiltshire ....
. 302
XXIV.
Wilts and Horses
. 316
vii
LIFE OF THE AUTHOR
It has been thought that those who knew my
dear father, Martin Cobbett, either personally or
as his readers, would like this selection from his
later work to be prefaced by a brief sketch of his
life. No one can feel more keenly than myself
how inadequate this memoir must be to give a
real impression of my father's personality and
character. What those were can best be indicated
by the tenor of the many, many letters of regret
and mourning evoked by the news of his death.
From all classes, all callings, all parts of the
world, with significant unanimity they struck
the same two notes : " He was so kind," and,
'' I have lost such a friend."
Martin Richard Cobbett was born on 29th
March 1846. His forbears were yeomen of
Surrey. The Farnborough district is the home
of the Cobbetts, and thence came the famous
William. Cobbett, from whom the subject of
this memoir was collaterally descended. Martin
Cobbett was born and bred at Brighton, between
the sea and the Downs — an environment which
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brought out and fostered that love of rowing,
swimming, and rural roaming which was born
in him and distinguished him through life.
The first business he learnt was that of timber
merchant ; but he had ever a notable turn for
sporting journalism, and in the seventies he
took to writing for the Sportsman and the
Sporting Life. Here are his own words on
this subject, taken from the Referee of 9th
November 1902 : —
" Sporting reporting life is an estate for which
I hold the greatest admiration, because, so far
as its inner life is concerned, you can translate
envy, malice, and all uncharitableness into jolly
old pallishness ; and no matter what part of the
world a sporting Pressman comes from, he can
rest assured of being put and kept straight. I —
moi qui vous parle — have probably had more
good turns done me than I have rendered. That
last was not my fault, I do assure you. Speaking
from within the prison-house walls of a craft
which has the strange peculiarity that generally
when you want a capable hand to join it you
can't find him, and if you do not, you are besieged
with applicants, I venture to say that no unhand-
some turn will be given to a member of the
profession, and if he is in difficulty he will be
seen out of it — and no charge made nor price
accepted.
'' Plumming up my own sort, am I ? Probably
I am, and you can take it at that. I did not
want to bring myself in, but as the Sportsman
has occurred, I may cite that for purposes of
LIFE OF THE AUTHOR xi
illustration. Say I was ' doing ' cricket, or
football, or fighting, or rowing, or racing, and
I was hors de combat, does anyone suppose that
some good fellow of a competing paper or service
wouldn't see me or my stuff through, or do the
same for anyone else in the line of business ? I
give you my word they would, and be pleased to
do so. Take self and the Sports7nan. Barring
its Dramatic Notes, I think there is no part of
its repertoire that I have not done at one time
or another to help a lame dog — excuse the simile
as only partly appropriate — over the stile, and all
the time was only doing what I feel quite certain
would be done for me in difficulties.
" ' Vigilant ? ' How many ' Vigilants ' have I
written — goodness only knows, many and many ;
just as I have ' Augurs ' for the Sporting Life
when the distinguished regular author was * out.'
My first connection with ' Vigilant ' was funny.
Brother Sportsman and Sportsmen, you will
forgive me for going a long while back. Many
years ago, a good old friend. Jack Mitchell, used
to grind out that article, and I was engaged
otherwise than in sport or journalism, but all the
same an occasional contributor to the Life and
the Man, and, I regret to add, a frequenter of
race meetings. At Goodwood and Newmarket,
Mitchell, rest his soul, would lure me on by
offering me a seat in his reserved compartment.
He always went through a set form : how tired
he was, short of sleep, and how much better a
fresh new hand could do a big day. At which I
bit, and found myself with his notebook, his
pencil, and his instructions to do a thousand
words and leave the last race to him. After a
time my wages were raised from getting nothing.
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It came to be an agreed bargain that I was to
have something ; so when we left Newmarket
poor old Jack would produce two apples — one
for me in praesenti, and t'other if I finished his
copy and woke him up at Tottenham ; guerdon
which reduced me from the amateur to the pro-
fessional ranks, because I was working for pay.
In those days I used to buy the Sportsman as
early as I could, and gloat over my 'Vigilant,'
thinking what a clever chap I was.
** One of my funniest experiences was with a
new man imported from a Midland paper, where
he had been doing Board of Guardian meetings,
inquests, and that sort of business, and was
quite innocent of sport. He occurred, poor chap,
full of faith in himself to report cricket, concern-
ing which he did not know the leg side from the
off. He had assured the firm he was quite
au fait at the game, and they believed him. Bless
my soul ! we had not had more than two drinks
and a little talk before I found that cricket was
an unknown land to him. So, says I to him,
says I, 'You sit down tight, and watch and
listen to what I tell you ; never mind about your
copy, I will do all that. You've got to learn —
put your mind on the learning, let me write all your
stuff.' And, after all, he was a cocktail, because
he suspicioned I would give him away. So what
do you think he did ? Took the report I wrote for
him, and varied it on his own. If he had mixed
the introduction as to the weather, the wickets,
the company, and all that, no harm would be
done. But he carved the technical section about,
and made a man stumped at mid-off run out by
a brilliant catch and bowled at long-leg, so that
my account and his should read differently —
LIFE OF THE AUTHOR xiii
which they did. He was a man of little faith,
and vexed me exceedingly, but no worse than
another artist who performed quite the same feat
with billiards, and changed the name of the
strokes so as to make variety. He succeeded :
but the variations were startlingly original, as,
for instance, making 'long spot strokes off three
cushions ' and ' runs of winning hazards off the
red into the middle pocket ' !
'' Dear, dear, how fondly I look back to those
old days and enjoy reminiscences of the fine fun
incidental to hurrying away telegrams of results,
etc. ; grand sport, requiring you to be on your
toes all the while, and up to all manner of dodges
to beat time. Nobody shall ever be told how I
beat all the rest of the agencies in getting off
the result of a boat race, Hanlan v. Boyd, on the
Tyne. There I was, in London, commissioned
on a Saturday night by a rival agency to beat the
Man in Newcastle, and had to do it. Beautiful
it was for me. I got to Newcastle on the Sunday,
the race was to be sculled on the Monday, and
not a soul to help me. The Sportsman — fine
organisers they always were — Messrs Ashley and
Smith's services covered the whole ground — had
enlisted all the Newcastle papers to aid them.
Systems of rockets and pedestrian runners,
cyclists, carrier-pigeons, guns, fast trotters, flags
— everything but wireless telegraphy came to be
laid on. Turn which way you would, the ground
was jumped ; wherever you looked for help — at
least, where I looked — I was in the enemy's
country. And I — poor me ! — my instructions
were to be first. How the devil can you hope to
be first when you are single-hand, and all the
powers are co-operating, defying competition ?
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''There were my orders to be first. I had
to get there somehow — and I did. I couldn't
do it now — at least, I think not, though I can
always run with a boat-race so long as I am
allowed to shout. Once that day I was fairly
beat, or looked like getting so. I hired a man
with a wherry, or cobble, or whatever the boat's
name is, and put him on a fiver to come to the
umpire's steamer as soon as she got to Scotswood
Bridge and take me off, and no one else. He
was there all right. I did a wild jump from the
paddle-boat and landed in his craft somehow.
What did he do — pull like blazes to the shore to
earn his fiver (it was worth a pound a second to
get a start) ? Not a bit of it. He backed to
the side of the steamer and took all my rivals off
at a shilling a head. Beautiful, was it not ?
Truly beautiful. He collected eight shillings,
but never a stiver of the five pounds has he got
from me to this day, for I was first ashore and
running for dear life to the telegraph office, and
would not have paid him had I waited.
''Very many old rowing men recollect Billy
Winship, the Tyneside boat-builder, long with
Johnny Clasper at Putney. Billy did me a fine
turn that day, and I have heard him tell the story
about it many a time and oft. I ran that time
like as if the Devil was after me. Please note
that I never could run fast with any comfort
or precision, not being built for it, but needs
must when the Devil drives. I was in the
same position as a butcher's horse — I had to go
somehow. Of I went to the best of my ability
from Scotswood Bridge, with one of the opposi-
tion crowd, a Sheffield pro., left a hundred yards
at the landing-stage — a nice start for me. And
LIFE OF THE AUTHOR xv
I ran myself right out, so that I came a most
mortal involuntary, with no use to ' call for a cab,'
as the steeplechase riders put it. Then occurred
with the hour, the man — and the man was Billy
Winship, whom I will quote for the finish of the
story. Says Billy : ' There was Mr Notions
a-running ' (you should hear this in the Newcastle
lingo !) ; * he was a-running, a-running, a-running,
at last he falls down, and he says, * I am ' (very
Novocastrian language) *if I can run anymore.'
Instead of which good old Billy collared the copy
out of my hand, ran himself to the Scotswood
telegraph office, bunged in the message, and the
wires broke down before the next despatch
arrived.
"Once, in Mr Billy Innes's great sculling
tournament, I got knocked overboard from the
Press boat, and swam ashore at Barnes, as did
the Sportsman s young man, who was supposed
to go down one side and up the other. Nothing
but my old good friend Tom Tagg's stern
resolution and presence of mind saved a whole
launch-load from being turned into the water out
of his launch that day and probably drowned.
When you were in the water as I was you were
not too happy because of efforts to administer
first aid. An old gentleman hurled an iron pail
at my head to keep me up, and two others
launched a penny-steamer's quant or exaggerated
boat-hook, which would have killed me fatally
dead, and sunk itself, by reason of its weighty iron
shoe, as soon as it got to the water. Thanks to
not being assisted, I got ashore, and forthwith
dispatched my account by wire from the Barnes
post-office, whose mistress ordered me out of the
place because I made it so wet. My confrere
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hadn't thought about Barnes for telegraphing,
but made for Mortlake. (Later, twenty- four
gentleman turned up at a Putney Rowing Club of
which I hold the honour of membership, and
wanted rewarding for saving my life. If I
recollect right, Mr Pat Labat scored twelve
quarts of beer to my debit, and finding the stairs
full of applicants then, kicked the rest down.)
** Thanks to the Sportsma^i, I went Down
Under with the Hon. Ivo Bligh, and there was
made a member of the cricket expedition, and
had the best time I ever found in my life. As a
matter of fact, that commission as Special
Correspondent represented one long holiday,
seeing men and cities, and writing about them.
With Mr Ivo Bligh I was, as attached to his
team, a persona grata in all the Colonies of
Australia, and I saw more of Australia in five
months than most old Austral-Colonials do in a
lifetime. Everyone was kind to me out there.
Thank goodness, I have found many oppor-
tunities to wipe the slate clean by returning good
offices, but at that I am much in debt. I, as I
say, had the best time of my life, thanks to the
Sportsman, gathered experience which has served
me for long, and made friendships among Colonials
which have borne good fruit."
The series of special articles on that
Australian cricket tour may perhaps be taken to
have established Martin Cobbett's position as a
sporting journalist. But his knowledge of the
racingf world was so extensive that he came to
write more on the Turf than on any other sport.
LIFE OF THE AUTHOR xvii
He was the first *' Man in the Ring" of the
Sporting Life, and the pioneer of returning
starting prices at race meetings. For many
years he wrote for the Globe ; he was the People s
first sporting editor, under the name of ''William
of Cloudeslee " ; for a long time he did the
sporting article of the Penny Illustrated ; he
succeeded the late Mr Innes as '* Pegasus " on the
News of the World. A few months before the
end he joined the newly-started Tribune as
sporting editor. His connection with the Referee
began in March 1886, when that paper's
honoured founder, Mr Henry Sampson, started on
a tour round the world. From 19th August
1877 (when the first number of the Referee
appeared), up to the date of his departure for
Australia, every line of " Pendragon's " *' Sporting
Notions " article had been written by Mr
Sampson himself; and the article had obtained a
deservedly high position in the world of sport.
It was therefore a matter of considerable diffi-
culty to find a sufficiently ''all-round" sporting
authority to temporarily fill " Pendragon's "
place. It was originally arranged between
Mr Sampson and Mr Richard Butler (who was
entrusted with sole charge of the paper during
his chief's absence) that the article should in
future be a composite one, each contributor
being a specialist in his own branch of sport,
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instead of being as hitherto the work of one man.
This plan was tried for two or three weeks ; but
the salad didn't mix well, and the result was that
Mr Butler placed the entire article in the hands
of Martin Cobbett, and in Martin Cobbett's
hands it remained until the week before his
death. He became known as '' Mr Notions " all
over the world, the name clinging even after all
the contributors had taken signatures in the
style of Mr Sampson's (** Pendragon"), his own
being **Geraint." In recent years he furnished
the *' Boris " article as well. It may be said that
Martin Cobbett valued above all his other
connections his position on the Referee. He
never undertook fresh work that he thought
might interfere with its claims, and perhaps it
received his finest writing, unconsciously, as what
we care for most inspires us best.
For the calling of all-round sporting
journalism Martin Cobbett had remarkable,
perhaps unique, qualifications. On this point I
may quote the appreciation written by one of his
comrades in the Referee of 29th April 1906.
** It chanced that when I first met him a big
sculling match was occupying general attention,
and his conversation showed him to be such a
master of the subject that I put him down as an
expert on rowing. I came across him shortly
afterwards at Lord's, and then it soon occurred
LIFE OF THE AUTHOR xix
to me that if he had a strong point it must be
cricket. A week later I read an extraordinarily
graphic account of a race — not the skimpy
summary to which one is accustomed, but a
detailed picture of the struggle from first to last.
You were made to see what each horse and
jockey were doing from the moment the flag fell
— this was in the days of the flag — till the winner
had been weighed in. * I wonder who wrote
that ? ' I asked a friend. ' Oh, that was Martin
Cobbett,' came the reply, and ever since I have
looked anxiously for this pen-and-ink realisations
of famous events."
His great endurance and resolute industry
(''The Cobbetts," he remarked, **are stayers")
also formed invaluable qualifications for one of
the most continuously arduous callings on the
face of the earth. In his work he drew on his
staying powers to almost any extent, without
grudge or stint. At the same time he took the
extra trouble — for a trouble and nuisance it very
often is — to do everything possible in his scanty
leisure to keep healthy and fit. Regarded as
mere mechanical writing, leaving out his obliga-
tion to watch, remember, and form his own
opinion of all he discoursed on, the amount of
labour he undertook and carried through, always
against time, was excessively heavy. Those who
read his writings of the country, or who heard
him talk about it — the half of what he knew never
XX WAYFARING NOTIONS
appeared in print — found it not easy to realise
that he ever did anything but ramble and explore.
Yet here is an ordinary specimen of his working
day : Up at five or six, write till nine or ten ;
*' go for a run " ; cold sponge and breakfast ;
walk three to eight miles to a racecourse, hard at
work there all the racing time ; very likely walk
back, change and dinner, write till ten or eleven
at night ; and repeat the whole as a matter of
course next day. Many were the articles and
also short sporting stories done incidentally to all
his regular undertakings, as were his books
*• Bottled Holidays for Home Consumption" and
** Racing Life and Racing Characters," which last
filled a very long-standing gap ; it described the
ways and inhabitants of the racing world for the
benefit and amusement of outsiders as well as of
the initiated. In conjunction with his brother,
Mr John Cobbett, he contributed a handbook on
** Swimming " to the All-England series. His
first book, "The Man on the March," was the
outcome of a series of articles written while he
was accompanying the American pedestrian,
F. P. Weston, on the latter's memorable tramp at
high pressure through England. In harness to
the last, always cheery, and never complaining,
he had done at sixty as much labour as most
hard-working men at eighty — so remarked Dr
Hearnden of Leatherhead, his physician and old
LIFE OF THE AUTHOR xxi
friend. Literally, he died of work ; but it was
through a piece of his own inveterate kindness
and helpfulness that the finishing stroke was
incurred. Heated with walking, on a bitter
afternoon in a bleak district, he halted to help an
old country couple whose little nag had fallen on
a deserted road, and the consequent chill was the
direct cause of his death.
Among his friends he was always called
" Martin," or, perhaps, '' Martin Cobbett," — never
his surname alone. His friends were not few ;
for, extra to his own brotherhood, the right good
comrades of the Press, his acquaintance was
immense. He knew and was liked by the whole
great gamut of racegoers. Railway men hailed
him as a looked-for face all over England. So
did the rowing and boxing spheres : so did
innumerable hotels and inns where he put up "on
circuit," or called in during his walks ; so did
three-quarters of the inhabitants, dogs included,
of every place where he lived. As for '' the folk
in fur and feather," he knew and loved them all,
and was their general favourite. Our own dogs
invariably adored him, and he had canine
acquaintances all over England who thought it
the greatest treat in the world to go for a walk
with him. There was a couple of handsome poodles
— they did not see him half a dozen times a year
— who used to scream with joy whenever he was
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heard approaching their front door. A stable of
his own he never had, greatly as he would have
enjoyed it with his extensive knowledge and
appreciation of good horses. As it was, he used
to take delight in visiting training quarters and
*' paying calls," as he put it, on the grand
creatures in their quarters.
His knowledge of English country, on and
off the road, I take to be unrivalled — certainly
unique among men so cribbed and confined by
the exigencies of their work as he was. Delight
in '' seeing the land " was born in him, and never
flagged. Our lately developed cult of the country
found him already its past master, practising
it instinctively, habitually, for love. He was
passionately fond of the South Downs, and
stands alone as a word-painter and interpreter of
that curiously neglected and fascinating chalk
range. It is doubtful if any other man could be
found with such appreciation and intimate know-
ledge of the Downs, though born and bred
among them. How many would, for the pleasure
of it, start from Plumpton at four o'clock on a
December afternoon to make across the hills to
Palmer.'^ How many know "the high ridges
behind Lavant where the yew-trees grow ? " or
would take a "nice little walk " from Lewes to
Telscombe, and then on, say, to Newhaven — and
this with never a halt to ask the way (though
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plenty to pass the time of day with the lone
shepherds and labourers to whom a cheery word
is a boon). He was marvellously waywise, and
used to complain humorously, with considerable
truth, that when he did ask for directions he was
always sent wrong, and could make out his route
far better on a lone hand, though he might never
have set foot in that district before. His work
obliged him to live ''on circuit," and to reside
within fairly short distance of the London termini
and close to more than one racecourse. Wherever
we lived, he always made the place and district
a source of enjoyment, and struck out any amount
of excursions and rambles where no one else
might have thought of looking for them. The
family expeditions that he personally conducted
among the Surrey Hills were a ** liberal educa-
tion" in better things than chopped-up book-
learning, and joys for ever to look back upon.
His habits of carrying a stone in each hand when
walking for exercise, and of never wearing an
overcoat or taking an umbrella, came in for
good-humoured chaff from his friends, but he
had his reasons. The stones helped his peculiar
swinging walk when they were grasped closely —
**on one occasion in walking a trial he nearly
pulped the second-recording watch doing duty
for the right-hand stone." Either overcoat or
umbrella would have sadly hampered his action,
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in which the balance of the shoulders played a
considerable part ; and he said, truly, that both
were nuisances to carry and extremely liable to
get stolen or lost, especially at race meetings, and
then there you were, exposed to any chill that
might be going. So he made a study of suitable
underclothing and never sported more than one
coat at once. But he stuck up for the tall hat,
which he always declared to be really the most
convenient and hygienic headgear going, point-
ing out that it held plenty of air, and arranged
for ventilation, whereas the pseudo-athletic cloth
cap, which he never wore, was apt to become a
sort of hot poultice, and was stuffy at best.
Owing to the exigencies of business, my
father could scarcely ever visit a district out of
short reach of the places where his work lay.
Thus much fair country that he would have
keenly appreciated — for instance, a great part
of Devonshire — he could never see. Moreover,
his *'off" and '* slack" times occurred simply and
solely when frost or fog rendered racing and
other sports impracticable. He never got a free
week in pleasant weather. Yet I never remember
his complaining of this, nor of the circumscription
of his areas of exploration. He acted up to his
own maxims : ** If your time's short, make the
most of it," and, " Take what you can get, and
be pleased with it." He varied his rambles as
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best he could, and welcomed any opportunity
for a walk or a scull which he could get — or
rather make, for the vast majority of his open-air
jaunts he did in overtime taken before or after
a hard day's work.
With his wealth of open-air lore he naturally
came to interlude among the strictly " Sporting
Notions " country notes and descriptions of way-
faring by river, road, and footpath, such as only
he could write, and these came to form a feature
of the paper. They attained a spontaneous
popularity widely beyond expectations, '' no one
more surprised than the striker," as he used to
say. People who not only knew nothing of
** sport " in the technical sense, but who dis-
approved of it, took in the Referee year after
year, as their letters testified, in order to enjoy
** Mr Notions' " country writing. To all sorts
and conditions of men and women it seemed to
appeal equally. He was looked upon as Richard
Jefferies' successor, and the literary descendant
of White of Selborne and William Cobbett, while
his originality was praised by all. The contents
of this book are selected from his later open-air
writings for the Referee, The easy, cheery
vivid style that appealed to every one never
betrays at what cost the writing was sometimes
done. Severe illness might oblige my father to
dictate '' Sporting Notions " instead of writing it
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himself, but even with his life in danger there
never was a gap. The last columns he had
strength to evolve appeared on 8th April 1906.
''There won't be any Notions this week — the
first time for twenty years," he said to me a few
days later. I could only try to say cheerfully
how the gap would be noticed.
Naturally, he had little or no time for reading
except in hours taken from sleep, but he always
enjoyed a sterling book, and his taste in literature
was as instinctively good as it was catholic.
Dickens he knew and appreciated from end to end.
He once characterised that author most shrewdly
as "a shorthand reporter of genius." He knew
Shakespeare and Sheridan, Lindsay Gordon and
William Cobbett, Marryat and Besant & Rice.
In Miss Jekyll's ''Old West Surrey" he was
much interested, and he thoroughly enjoyed the
Irish horse-and-hound tales of the Somerville-
Ross partnership and of Dorothea Conyers.
The last new book he ever read and liked was
Agnes and Egerton Castle's " Rose of the
World." Indeed, though the most ungrumble-
some and readiest to be pleased of men, he had
a remarkably fine natural taste in all directions.
His life was too busy for "culture," but it was a
family joke that whether in antique furniture or
new books, live horseflesh or defunct Southdown
mutton, " Cobbetts always knows the best."
LIFE OF THE AUTHOR xxvii
He was superbly unselfish, and his idea of
pleasure in spending was to give and to share.
It was a delight to him to cater for home. He
provided dainties for us, particularly local ones,
such as simnel and Eccles cakes, parkins, or
Melton Mowbray pork pies, on the most lavish
scale, and it became a commonplace that the
quality of the meat he took habitual pains to
secure for home consumption entirely spoilt one
for ordinary grades. Hospitable he was to a
degree which scarcely appears in ordinary ideals,
let alone ordinary practice. No one, if he could
help it, ever came to see him without being enter-
tained with the best he had to offer.
Of his charity and kindness to all and any
needing help, I will only say that it was as
painstakingly sensible and discriminate as it was
generous and wide. To take one small instance,
in his walks abroad he was always on the look-
out to give a few coppers and a pleasant word
— neither trifles to the recipient — to any honest
tramp — the man looking for work who does not
beg, or when pushed to it begs reluctantly ; or,
indeed, to any decent plodder who looked as if
he ** could do with a bit."
The loafer who pretends to want a job and
invariably shirks it when given, he detested.
Equally he disliked and despised the incredibly
low dodges of landgrabbers, the mean rich — of
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whom there are many, when the meanness
cannot be resented ; the caddishly inconsiderate
persons of any class who, being charged a usually
very moderate fee proceed, not only to take
money's worth, but to waste and spoil — who,
when changing in a hotel bedroom, smother it
with mud, or take out a trim dainty skiff, and
do their best to wrench and grind her to pieces ;
the hooligans who leave a track of smashed
bottles and general ruin ; the bigots who, hard-
fisted enough themselves, look down on the kind
and generous whose calling, however strictly
honest, it does not please them to approve of.
''Manners" in the best sense of the word were
a point of honour with him, and he thoroughly
approved of the Winchester motto. In this
spirit of careful consideration for others he
always, though so broad - minded himself,
strongly deprecated hurting opponents' or any-
one's prejudices and sentiments, particularly
about sacred things, and went out of his way
to avoid doing so. His opposition to racing
on Good Friday, and indeed in all Holy Week,
is well known. He was absolutely fearless in
standing up for justice and humanity. It was
well remarked in the fine appreciation of his
character which appeared in Horse and
Hound for 28th April 1906, that ''he would
always fight for the under-dog, so long as the
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under-dog would fight too," or indeed much
longer, if he considered the under-dog was
really overwhelmed by odds.
The article just referred to also remarked
most truly, that his motto might have been
that of his old swimming club, the famous Ilex,
*' Labor ipse voluptas." He was a good sports-
man and a twenty-four-carat amateur in the
loftiest sense of that much-abused word. His
idea of it was the etymological one, pure and
simple — one who does things for love of them.
In his eyes, no one was a true sportsman who
did not regard the incidental trouble and
exertion of his pleasure as ''part of the fun,"
from filling and carrying down your own boat-
ing hamper to going a long tramp simply for
the walk's sake. The pot-hunter, the man or
club who will not enter for an event unless
pretty sure of bringing it off, the young fellows
who lounge about without energy to do any-
thing unless they can ''show off" or ''get a
bit " in some way — such as these he despised.
He loathed all cheapening and coarsening of
sport into mere gladiatorial show, and expressed
himself on this point with a definite and most
wholesome clearness. At the same time, no
one was ever less snobbish in his views of
professionalism. He stuck up with kindly dis-
interestedness for the honest worker, making or
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trying to make an honest living, whether he
were waterman, ''player," or ''bookie." For
bookmakers especially he never missed saying a
good word. He declared and showed solid
grounds that, taken as a whole, no business is
conducted on such absolutely honourable lines,
engagements of the greatest magnitude being
faithfully fulfilled with no other obligation or
pledge than a pencil dash or two — and that no
more charitable folk were to be found anywhere.
Indeed he claimed ungrudging beneficence as a
virtue of racing people generally, and he knew
what he was talking about. I remember that
in one day he collected on Lewes Racecourse
over a hundred pounds for the local free
hospital, an institution in which not one per
cent, of the donors could have possessed the
slightest personal or local interest.
For a due appreciation of my father s powers
as an all-round athlete, I must quote those who
can speak with authority, "An Old Hand" says
in the article already quoted : " He was possessed
of great physical strength and very exceptional
powers of endurance. Circumstances prevented
him in early life from taking that position on the
path and the river which he could easily have
attained had he been able to spare more time, but
for all that he proved himself a first-rate oarsman
and swimmer, and did some remarkable perform-
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ances when well on in middle age." The News
of the PVo r/d notGs his ''long, careless stride that
won him a momentous series of matches in the
Leatherhead road, and often puzzled emulous
pedestrians, who with quickening footsteps got
no nearer." He walked from London to Brighton
over and over again. When living at Brighton,
he used to row in a salt-water wager-boat between
Brighton and Shoreham — which towns did not
then coalesce — and in rough weather. His
style of fresh-water sculling was the old workman-
like, healthy kind which, as he himself described
it, finishes with shoulder blades flattened on a
straight back. He always took an intense
interest in the river ; Henley Regatta, he used
to say, was the greatest treat he allowed himself,
and the place would not have seemed complete
without *'his familiar straw hat with the L.R.C.
colours." The London and the Thames Rowing
Clubs valued and mourned him alike. A few
years ago, he formed one of a Press *'Four"
whose united ages compassed two hundred years,
and who issued a challenge to take on any crew
of equal age, amateur or professional, at their
own distance, but the challenge was never
accepted. His ceaseless energy and pleasure in
walking became proverbial.
In the racing world, Martin Cobbett's position
was unique. His profound knowledge, his
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resolute energy, his absolute '' straightness " and
impartiality, his fearlessness and geniality, made
him a place which perhaps no other will ever
occupy. " His lovable, almost unique personality,"
said the Tribune in its obituary notice, "made
him the trusted friend of high and low," and this
note of his lovable personality was sounded by
all who knew him. " He never made an enemy,
or lost a friend." In his home he was ever and
wholly unselfish, devoted, and tender. He passed
peacefully away on the 24th of April 1906, and
w^as laid to rest in the churchyard of Stoke
d'Abernon, Surrey, loved by every soul who
knew him. How regretted cannot be told.
For permission to reproduce the following
selections from '' Sporting Notions," my best
thanks are due to the proprietors of the Referee.
ALICE COBBETT.
Novemher 1906.
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CHAPTER I
GLORIOUS GOODWOOD
Dear me! They talk, they do talk of Long-
champs' beauties. I am perhaps rather inclined
to be of a Peebly disposition, and claim my ain
countree for pleasure, but how can you put Paris
and Goodwood together ? Take your place on
the Stand. In any direction, on all the points
for boxing the compass, you shall see a prospect
to knock the best Longchamps can do. You are
offered all sorts. High bare wind-swept down ?
There you are with Trundle (or Troundel) Hill.
Wooded sylvan country ? Gaze just a little bit
off to the left, where lies Mr James's beautiful
park. Mixed hill and vale pictures do you re-
quire ? Look out straight in front of you, there
is the article made to order, with the lofty ridges
backing Charlton and Lord Leconfield's long
wood in the far distance, a range of plantations
running thirteen miles, and a most easy place to
lose yourself in. Perhaps you prefer coppice-
clothed high lands. Just off the course, if you
please, beyond the Stewards' Cup starting-post,
you find your wants catered for. Or the varied
belts, clumps, and thick woods of rolling park
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lands. There is the mixture, a little to the south
and east, and the flat fat lands between the hill's
feet and the sea in the distance, all stained patchy
with the orange to light creamy straw of the corn
crops. Maybe the sea is in your line. Plenty of
the same (not forgetting the queer indents of
Chichester and Pagham harbours) is in your line
of sight to help yourself to, and the Isle of Wight
chucked in free gratis and for nothing. All these
good things, and plenty more, are at your service
when you go racing at Goodwood. And yet no
one appears to think it bad form to take the best
a stranger, such as the Duke of Richmond, has
in the way of scenery and freedom to range, and
then march off without so much as a simple
** thank you." What would His Grace think of
a stranger's coming up and returning thanks for
being allowed to use his lovely estate, the domain,
and miles of the countryside ? Mad, very likely,
so unusual would the civility be ; but somehow,
instead of being so unusual an occurrence as to
stamp one as quite eccentric and unconventional,
the civility ought to go as a matter of course — at
least so I think.
Lovely, lovely indeed, is the Goodwood
country, beautiful enough to make a poor man
glad that it does not belong to him, because it
must be very hard to leave. Moreover, there it
is, kept up for him, the casual or habitual visitor,
to enjoy as freely as the proprietor who bears the
expense of maintenance. Each year that I am
at the meeting I make vows to come down to
Charlton Forest and the Park when racing is not
on and enjoy myself as I could roaming about.
But, alas ! there is a faulty part in the programme,
and I shall, I fear, never get my holiday there ;
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for, you see, racing is always on, if not in West
Sussex, somewhere else, and business is business.
So the best one can do is to make the most of
what opportunities offer of themselves or can be
manufactured by taking a little thought and
enofineer a little overtime a' morninofs and in the
early evenings. Somehow, people do not seem
to care to go in for this sort of thing much.
They want all brought right to them, put down
on the doorstep, so to speak, or carried into the
house and spread out for consumption. Take an
example. Within a minute's walk of the racing
establishment is Trundle or Troundel Hill —
Troundel on the old maps — a great mound making
a landmark on the high ridge of these downs,
ringed at its crown by the ditch of an ancient
encampment, and marked in the centre by the
site of the beacon revived at rare intervals nowa-
days. To climb from the course level to its
summit takes a very few minutes. Once in the
camp you have, oh ! such a view, such views, in
every direction* How many go there during the
four days ? One per cent. ? Not one-tenth per
cent., if you leave out the natives who in dry
weather picnic on its slopes. There is the grand
show, one scarcely to be equalled in any country,
at your service free gratis and for nothing.
If the roadway that crosses the range at the
foot of Trundle Hill were a "pass," or the
eminence itself a ''pike" or a ''peak," and there
was a " fell " to it, we might find it quite cele-
brated as a centre for tourists, home made and of
foreign manufacture. As it is, plain Trundle Hill
suffers alike from simplicity of nomenclature and
easiness of access. Views ? You can from its
summit take in enough views full of variety to
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last a moderate sightseer for a twelvemonth.
You can hardly ask for a brand that is not pro-
ducible in the scope of a look round commanding
range from far out to sea on the south, right over
to the Surrey ridges on the north ; from East
Sussex on the one hand to well into Hampshire
and Dorset. Very hard to beat is this part of
the South Downs by reason of its being so well
wooded, as they may not be farther east, because
of exposure to the south-westers. I am not sure
that they can be beaten. You see, they have
pretty much all that can be claimed for the best
of the inland ranges — Dorset, Wiltshire, Berkshire
in the south, or the Wolds of the north — and the
look-out over the sea as well, a very pleasant one
with the fine grain crops on the belt of land that
stretches under the hills' southern face right away
from Portsmouth to Brighton, where it ends by
reason of the chalk hills coming down to the sea.
Over this belt the dews are heavy, and drought
is not felt as it is further inland, a circumstance
which accounts for the going being good at train-
ing quarters within this zone when further inland
it may be desperately hard. Better wheat land
you will scarcely find in the south of England,
nor, I should say, much better wheat crops on an
average. (Farmers in the Chichester district
used to race for the distinction of first getting
into the market a loaf made from flour ground
from the current season's harvest, and, if they
landed by Goodwood Week, thought they had
done pretty well.)
As for the harvests nature provides free gratis
for nothing, there are lashings and lavers of them
in the Duke's country, go high go low. Our
small friends' winter store is served up with
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abundance. Wild berries of all sorts show in
great profusion, making not the least pretty
feature of the down country. In that I include
with the uplands the spurs and deep shady
hollows, the hangers, coppices, and sometimes
far-extending woods, the borstals an,d steep, rutty
roadways off the crests, and the network of lanes,
ancient bridle-roads mostly, which begin on the
neutral territory before the hilly part is properly
done with and the weald can be said to have
fairly established monopoly — the meeting-place
of the chalk flowers and such as flourish on the
clay. In Goodwood Week the down flowers are
almost at their best.
In the hedges and about the lower growing
trees is the English clematis galore, the old man's
beard, or traveller's joy, a rather mixed one to me
in that it speaks of the year's wane and time's
rapid flight. Can you find a more beautiful
classic design than the briony, also abundant ?
Just here, where chalk and claylands join, the
little clear springs come creeping out of the
great sponge reservoir and go their way with
cool alacrity to be regretfully remembered — the
''coolth" — by the wayfarer who has climbed to
the breezy but very sunny hilltops, for the farther
he goes, so much the more distance does he
probably put between himself and the possi-
bilities of a modest quencher till he return to
the lower levels. There you are — in West
Sussex, at least — within easy reach of any
number of pretty hamlets, generally boasting a
church a-piece — what a lot of money there must
have been about at one time for church-building !
— mostly with a bit of a green, if not enough
land of that sort to rise to the dignity of a common ;
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at least one biggish farmhouse good enough for
the half-squire, half-farmer yeomanry who used
to dwell in them, and a number of ancient, with
a very few modern, cottages, the former much
the prettier to look at, and the new-comers better
to live in. Once a year some small proportion of
visitors to Goodwood make more or less close
acquaintance with certain of these hamlets and
their approaches, and are all the better therefor,
as should be anyone for experiencing only one
fine day at Goodwood, not counting the racing
in at all. Why, it is worth the money to have
the sun bring out the delicious thymy smell of
the down turf, vvhich may call up memories to
make one sentimental or extremely material in
thought, according as the cue given through the
olfactory sense leads to reminiscences of past
days and departed friends, or to the recalling of
such gross pleasure as may be afforded in the
consumption of Southdown mutton, whose excel-
lence is in part ascribed to the aromatic seasoning
in its " native " herbage.
Occasionally, when I do find time to think, I
grieve that familiarity, through long acquaint-
ance with much that is enjoyable, has bred — no,
not contempt, that is impossible, but a sort of
indifference. Thank goodness I can still derive
excellent pleasure from doing duty at a venue
such as the Duke of Richmond's ''best farm."
But I always feel a bit sorry for myself in that
the freshness has died out, and I rather expect
all to be in its very best form before I can be
satisfied, instead of being made to feel small in
admiration at the glories of Goodwood Park and
the parts thereabouts. Imagine the pleasure a
novice who came out of, say, the Black Country
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would gain from his first experience of the Ducal
Park, Ducal scenic accessories, and Ducal sport !
Probably anybody ought to be thankful for
having to take as work what so many regard as
a luxurious pleasure, and that is what riles me,
because I so often feel that I ought to be enjoying
myself very much indeed, and I am taking no
more notice of estimable points in scenery and
other interesting details than a shopkeeper in St
Paul's Churchyard does of Christopher Wren's
cathedral, or a Westminster 'bus-man of the
Houses of Parliament. All that is rather a
pity, because if one did not get tired and the
business miofht be carried out free of wear and
tear to pocket and person, the post of wandering
correspondent which I have the honour to occupy
would leave little to be desired. Very little, I
mean, so long as its occupier happened to be
suited by being a cross between the Wandering
Jew and an almost automatic realisation of
perpetual motion, and preferred not living any-
where in particular. I grow so used to perpetual
changing as to scarcely notice doing anything of
the sort, though if you do pull up now and then
to think (it is not often there is time for such a
luxury), the rushing about is rather extraordinary.
Certainly it did strike me that way one Monday
when I happened to be filling my pockets with
thunderbolts — that is what we call them in this
part of the country where I at present reside
and indite. I say that the quick and frequent
chano-incr of venue did come home to me this
Monday when I was on an old Sussex hill road
washed clean by the temporary torrents of
tropical storms which had been flooding the
land, and was picking up here and there quite a
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lot of thunderbolts (iron pyrites, are they not ?)
revealed by the water's rush, which had scraped
off the face of the chalk roadway.
You all forget, don't you, sometimes ? I did
with these precious curiosities. They are
curiosities in several senses, and more particu-
larly because no one can account for their
presence in the chalk (so says legend), unless
they do really come with the lightning, or did
drop from aerolites. As I was going to say
about forgetfulness : here had I been fossicking
about — fossicking, please, not fossilising — and
collecting specimens by the dozen which were
stowed in my pockets. When the apparent
supply was exhausted I moved up over the brow
on to the Downs to refresh myself with wild
raspberries which hereabouts grow by the
thousand (of canes), and after treating myself
to as many as I cared for, I experienced a most
unusual sensation — that is, I could scarcely drag
about. I was tired, oh ! so tired all at once ; so
very tired that I wanted to sit down and calmly
consider the situation, which began to appear
rather serious, and for choice go to sleep. There
I was, right on the crest of a long series of high
downs and for all the prospect of being come
across by anyone in two or three days, I might
almost as well have been on a desert island.
What was to become of me if I collapsed ?
What was I to do if this extreme lassitude, this
inability to walk my weight was progressive ?
(You pull your weight, so why not walk your
weight ? If you understand the rowing expres-
sion, the other puts a case very handily.)
Suppose that I grew tired, more tired, most
tired, and became a fixture — and I did feel quite
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beaten — done up to such an extent that I was
absolutely afraid to sit down for fear I wouldn't
be able to get up again, in which case there
would be no Goodwood for me.
This was a very nice situation, for a poor
body all alone by himself and fixed in a dilemma,
not strong enough to keep on the move and
morally compelled not to stop. You wouldn't
believe how foolish you can be — at least not till
you try. My disease, which, as I have
endeavoured to demonstrate, was very alarming
in its symptoms, made me chuckle when I
diagnosed it properly. All the strange sensa-
tions, the loss of power, weakness of the legs,
and drawn feeling about the shoulders were due
to a very simple cause. Old, very old, iron
pyrites dropped from the clouds or somewhere
else, was the matter with me. I don't want any
scientific gent to tell me that a thunderbolt is not
a thunderbolt, because by no other name would
it be so interesting. What I am going to say is
that I quite overlooked the fact that I was cart-
ing about two pocketfuls of the thunderbolts I
picked up, and had little by little declared myself
goodness only knows how much overweight. It
was a good job I made this important discovery,
for I was much perturbed in mind, and was
wasting what ought to be to me a treat.
A great treat it is to be up on the Downs
between Petersfield and the Arun in the sweet
scent-laden air, with grand panorama views
spread out before you, the scenty turf to walk on,
and the beech coppices — woods, I should say —
for shade if you desire it — I do not, because I
believe in absorbing all the sun to be found — no
company save the birds and insects, and, perhaps,
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a shepherd, ditto dog and sheep, and liberty to
range where you please just as freely as if you
were lord of the soil and tenant as well. Do you
like to be perched up ever so high and play at a
game of geography, endeavouring to give a name
to the hamlets and commons, hills and pools,
churches and woods you see dotted about away
out on the weald, and mentally follow up the
roads streaking the real visible map plan ? I do.
I dearly love this diversion, even to the extent of
taking interest in a cloud of dust, which tells you
that sheep are on the move along the far-away
road.
Does it give you pleasure to watch the sly
squirrels peeping at you from the other side of
tree holes, and the young rabbits settling down
to play after you have been still a little while,
just as if you were not there at all, or, being
there, didn't count? Is it a delight to follow the
course of the fleecy clouds, some of them scraping
the hills and on occasions illustrating the manu-
facture of Scotch mist, or on a bright day mark
their progress across the low lands as their sheet
of shadow runs over the landscape ? Can the
birds' little ways charm you ? Do you like to be
** chatted " at by little 'uns of that nature and
practice, or scolded by the jackdaws from the old
chalk-pits, or made funny noises at by stray
pheasants, or whirred at by partridges, some of
them young 'uns already nearly as big as their
fathers ? I do, I assure you, derive much satis-
faction from all these matters, and that was partly
the reason why I was so charmed to find that I
was only suffering from a heavy attack of
thunderbolts, and was otherwise all right, so that
I was not to scare myself out of coming again.
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That being so, I was no longer timid about
sitting me down to rest, a relief which gave pause
to dwell on the flying about to which I alluded
just now. ''What a game it all is," says I to
myself, says I. ''This is Monday. Here am I,
up, up aloft — like all jolly sailor boys when stormy
winds do blow, do blow — on the South Downs.
On Sunday — which is, or was, yesterday — I was
being half-poisoned on the Thames through the
water companies sneaking too much of the element,
and in so doing exposing the mud to the sun's
influence (and does it not niff?)." I may also
mention that while on the Thames I was run
down by an energetic young lady sculler and a
contemplative, reposeful gentleman, the latter
with notions of steering which were somewhat
strange. He steered with the ropes loose, the
boat heading up the middle of the river, and,
oh! the Ironmould of Fate, the Referee in both
hands, so as to be read comfortably.
The countryside at Goodwood does not alter
much. If, as Is inevitable, one friend or acquaint-
ance drops out, you may pretty safely reckon on
the successors going on their predecessors' lines.
The same biggish houses are let each year to
the same kind of customers, and the same cottages
very profitably and similarly tenanted. If not
the same horses draw the racing folk up the
north or southern face of the Downs, the gees
are very much the same sort, and I dare swear
that a great many of the traps are survivors of
the original stock put to this trade after being
condemned for all other. The same dirt is on
many of the aged gippos as encrusted them in
the days of their youth — an altogether economical
arrangement this, because one set of dirt does
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for a lifetime instead of having to be constantly
renewed, as is the case with the misguided victims
of conventionality who occasionally wash. The
same children, or later editions qualified to person-
ate those now grown up, chant the same doggerel
about mouldy coppers, call you Johnny, and shout
*' Hooray " with identical enthusiasm. The same
farm hands continue to regard racing and all its
works with bovine indifference, save on the Cup
day, when, possibly with a little outside assistance,
they may over-celebrate the event of the day in
evening beers at the pub. The same sort of dust
millers the driving passenger on parts of the road
not watered by the South Coast Railway Company
and the Duke of Richmond. A lucky dog like
me meets with the same free-handed hospitality
from his friends with the fine tables under his
beechwood shelter. The harvest presents much
about the same appearance. The same wild
flowers deck the hedgerows and struggle for life
in the turf. You have to go through the same
routine as ever — at least, I do — to get a news-
paper or a shave, that latter being obtained at
the cost of a three miles' walk each way to the
excellent barber and amateur nigger melodist
Wright, late Clark — poor old Clark of Mid-
hurst — or after a similar in distance excursion to
Singleton, where you sit in a tent at the back of
a pub, and find that a scrubby chin like adver-
sitee makes you acquaint with strange company.
A foot-padder, which is not the same as a footpad,
finds the usual difficulty in dodging hospitality in
faring through the hamlets. I regret to say that
the same sports do not appear to be carried on in
the villages of an evening — there used to be good
fun with the foot-racing.
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The Immemorial hills are there, thank good-
ness little touched by ill-advised cultivation as
they are farther east. The woods vary scarcely
from year to year, except in seasonable changes.
If you care to pick up local country lore, you may
gather the same old stories about the truffle-
hunting dogs ; the frequent fox and the occasional
badger ; the trout which seem too big for the
streams they adorn ; the apocryphal big snakes ;
the wopses ; the hornets (four kill a man and five
settle a bullock) ; the poachers ; the lying-out
deer; the new men and the old.; the very little
men claiming this for their " native " who were,
to begin with, thought nothing of, like a prophet
in or out — which is it ? — of his own country, and
finished big in London ; and the game fowl for
whose fighting abilities no further use offers
because Cocking — the sport, not the village —
has been quite done away with. The yarn about
the bold smuggler, captain of the band, who,
challenged by the Preventive man in the *''oods,"
downed 'un and left half a dozen kegs under the
defeated coastguardsman's bed next day and did
it all unbeknowst, is an annual so hardy as to
rank as a perennial classic which never alters,
save that the gentleman who ran the illicit goods
gradually becomes more and more terribly noble.
And the same jokes go with the same success
each night at pipe-smoke time in the pubs. One
ancient vested interest though, is being knocked
out by the march of civilisation, A genius
has started cycling for correct-card-distributing
purposes. The poor, old-fashioned, hard-working
bodies who used to run from Chichester for miles
to serve their customers are being easily defeated
by the innovators who slip over from the printing
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office to Midhurst in no time, and can beat the
train.
Of course, when you come to the racecourse
itself there are indeed alterations. The old
stands and buildings have gone. Being gone,
we might say nothing but good of the former
installations or say nothing at all. That last
would be scarcely fair and quite ungrateful, for
if the buildings were not suitable for the custom
that had grown, and grown out of all knowledge,
as Sussex people say, and failed to give all that
was wanted, they seemed to serve well enough
before we began to get so particular, and
everybody must have the best berth in the ship.
Bear in mind, people raced differently when
George Tattersall put up the stand we knew, and
the idea that on a racecourse you should have as
good a lunch as would serve for a lord's wedding
breakfast, with attendance to match, and at about
a third the price, had not even germinated.
CHAPTER II
IN THE SUSSEX DUKERIES
I ASK nothing better, come spring, summer, autumn,
and winter, than to visit the Sussex Dukeries.
An opportunity cam.e in the second week in
January ; so I accordingly offd it to Goodwood
with a willing mind, as the sailors used to say
in round-robins. I will mention the great good
luck I had as reward for starting with a falling
barometer, a south wind, and a cloudy sky to
take my chance on a tramp from Arundel to the
Grand Stand — only one stand ranks here, and
that is the Duke of Richmond's new one.
I expected bad weather, met nothing but the
very, very best, and was thereby induced to make
the most of a good thing by going the full course
and a distance, a very considerable distance. A
full course it is, too, for a poor old man on pappy
footing to cover out and home from Arundel to
Trundle Hill, overlooking the Grand Stand.
Still, every inch of it meant solid enjoyment.
What a day was Thursday, bright, clear, with a
keen wind to wake you up while you were out of
shelter and almost too advanced spring on the lee,
which was also the sunny side ! Being a bit of a
believer in chancing your luck on your own rather
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than ask your way anywhere, I did get vexed with
myself for at first listening to local topographists
bound to be wrong, as they were. Still, they
could not make anyone put a foot wrong in such
lovely weather and grand country. An eminent
tradesman at Arundel sent me four miles round-
about. All extra blessings on his kindly head !
I only wish he had directed me to wander forty
miles instead of four if only time and the legs for
the meander were available.
I made a short cut from Arundel to Slindon,
going right through the Duke of Norfolk's park-
domesticated-downland de luxe to Whiteways
Gate, which is on the road from London by
Pulborough to Chichester and Portsmouth.
Getting on for two miles and a half it is through
this lovely holding of the Duke of Norfolk's. All
the way the intelligent observer can discover
objects of interest, views sylvan or romantic,
restricted to a visible horizon formed by the
wooded crests, with the thorn and maple, dotted
hollows, or far reaching as, for example, the vast
grand scape over Arunside to where Chancton-
bury Ring dominates a climbing scale of high
hills or the broad outlook northwards with Black
Rabbit's disused old chalk-pit standing up bluff as
a Derbyshire peak cliff in the foreground.
If the domain and the ducal estate generally
was not so important, I would envy His Grace of
Norfolk. But I am, I expect, better off than he
as regards his property — richer except in thanks,
which I tender now, as I always do in spirit after
being privileged to make use, free, gratis, and for
nothing, of great folk's property. Bless me,
surely it is a thousand to one on the casual
visitor against the proprietor — at least, so
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appeared to me as I doddled along thinking of
Lord Carnarvon's great house near Bingham, up
Nottingham way, with its window for each of the
365 days in the year. I hope that he does not
find it so, but I can well imagine the lord of the
place seeing cause for a fresh incidental worry,
disappointment, or vexation out of every window,
while the man who contributes ''nix" to upkeep
has no reckoning of such drawbacks in his con-
stitution.
From Whiteways Lodge towards Slindon the
high road runs through quite as park-like a
country as you might name. Curiously enough,
I came straight from the box, elder, and yew, and
enclosed down park of Norbury, hard by Mickle-
ham, where continually crop up groves that make
you expect Claude Lorraine or Poussin to be
about sketching, or at any rate successors in
their specialities. For, say, a couple of miles
this highway runs through a ribbon of this sort
of country, carrying more yews and finer than I
have seen elsewhere. Peeps of farms show you
Caldecott rufous-toned brick, old-fashioned home-
steads, peaceful havens, no more in the world as
regards noise and racket than they were a
hundred years ago. Smoke is a thing not to be
dreamed of. Mist is mist, not fog, and the high
woods ward off the tearing gales which a mile or
two south cut up vegetation as though sliced with
a knife. Pretty good to go on with, says I, and
better still was Goodwood when I arrived, taking
on the way some of the grandest Spanish chest-
nut trees in the land. Cowdray Park, at Midhurst,
where, on the occasion of a fire a long while ago,
the country-side braved danger to save Lord
Egmont's furniture and pictures, and saved them
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for themselves, is not in it with these. Many-
choice bits and articles came my way on the road
to the ridge, where, in air clear as an Australian
sun can give, and with half a gale to blow all
cobwebs out of your brain, you didn't want
any Davos Platz, or places of that sort, to make
you well and keep you so. Will my readers
take all the complimentary things I have said
from time to time of Goodwood in and about,
draw a thick line under them so as to read them
in italics, and make that do for this appreciation.
What a course it is, with its old down turf!
I stayed about the tracks as long as I could,
and then, not minding about directions, made off
on a line of my own along the ridge, never going
to right nor left, but straight away on a voyage
of discovery over a delightful road where it was
a road, one not ruined by steam-rollers, as is the
highway from Arundel to Chichester. In eight
miles I did not meet a soul barring two children
and a donkey, one of the children riding in the
bleak breeze without an inch of stocking on its
poor little legs, and didn't want to. Thanks to
going my own road I came out right at the
Whiteways Lodge before-mentioned — I guess
this was a Roman road to begin with — and so
back to the Norfolk Hotel, the changing light
putting new faces on the landscape with each
new tone, the big red deer stalking about with
alarming dignity, and the ancient maples looking
sturdier and more obstinately unflinching as the
fading daylight showed them bigger than they
really were. Anyone who can do fine art criticism
with '' motives," ''themes," '' notes," and all, might
make quite a pretty study of the English maple
as it grows in the South, expressing in every
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branch, twig, leaf, and seed-key the Sussex man's
motto on the Rye china pigs, '* Wun't be druv."
Now suppose you want another walk — in
August, say. What about Cocking and its peace-
ful churchyard, with the beautiful many-boled
lime tree and the chalk stream, its boundary,
running into the mill-pond ? Does the persistent
lady dabchick still insist on building among the
reeds on that pond — when I was last there a
much, too much, weed-grown dammed-up piece
of water, whose overflow makes a most romantic
cataract and falls ? By the way, while talking of
cataracts, I noted the other day reference to the
late Captain Webb and his final swim. Reading
the memoir one would be led to believe in the
Falls and the Rapids and the Whirlpool being
all of a piece. End from end they must be nearly
two miles apart. Everyone who sees illustrations
knows the Falls by sight. After the river has
tumbled over it enters on a wide expanse, with a
by no means startling flow, and remains thus so
long as its walls are far separated. Below the
suspension bridge the river's bed narrows and
deepens till the weight of the stream from above
causes a mighty rush in the restricted channel
fearsome to look on, seeing that the current abso-
lutely piles itself above bank level, terribly fasci-
nating in its course, calling to you to come, yet
simultaneously telling plainly your probable fate
among the submerged rocks. These send up
great jets like to a whale's spouting. Webb
would have come out all right, given luck — great
luck is wanted — to escape being driven on to these
rocks. But his chance was a very outside one,
and, as those who know the circumstances can
tell, fully taken into consideration by the plucky
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sailor who had lived his life. You will not find
anything terrifying in the Cocking waterfall, only
a few feet deep, but charmingly pretty all the
same ; though the poor dear dabchick nesting a
few yards away used to endure many tremors
through the British boy and his stone-throwing,
causing the good lady to dive and hold on to her
nest's reed-stem supports under water till the
bombardment ceased. With pleasure I would
have looked her up — her daughter, granddaughter,
or whatever matron carries on the succession now
— as also the swallows who build on a beam not
a foot above the sawyer's head in the wheel-
wright's yards.
Lower are little pools, icy cold, under the
overhanging bushes — drinking-fountains for
wood-pigeons, doves, and all manner of thirsty
birds ; and farther away a shelving rabbity hill-
side, beloved of kingfishers, whose name I left off
mentioning years and years ago. 'Cos why ? I
reported to a local worthy my seeing a pair of the
rufous-chested beauties. " Danged If I don't go
and shoot 'un ! " says he, straightway taking down
from an unlocked rack a double-barrelled gun kept
loaded and cocked in case one of the family
happened to want to manslaughter another, I
suppose. Had I fared to Cocking, on I must go
to at least Cobden's house and memorial monolith
half-way to MIdhurst, and, being so far, wander
to Midhurst's lovely common — a blaze of purple
bloom — where I used to be pretty sure of finding
white heather, genuine white heather, not ling,
finishing up the trip in that direction by crossing
the bridge at MIdhurst and twisting round under
a long, hanging wood for a swim in the Rother.
Would you care to do that last, my reader,
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should you chance tx) fare to the quaint old town ?
Well, that being your inclination, you might as
well inquire of a native for the bathing-place's
"marks." What sort of cheerful direction will
you receive ? Very plain and encouraging, You
go through the wood till you see the post put up
'' where the butler was drowned."
Branch off to Lavington, home of several
Wilberforces, and a cure once held by Manning.
As a matter of fact, my first pilgrimage to the
beautiful little hamlet, near where is Mr Buchanan's
new stud, was on account of Cardinal Manning's
association with the locality one should on no
account miss exploiting, for it is very lovely. I
have a lively recollection of a longish journey from
Shillinglee Park, and a remarkably short bill for a
very fine meal of rabbit-pie baked hot-pot fashion,
cold fat pork, and lashings of beer. What the
precise sum was I forget, but I do recollect the
lot's coming to under sixpence and there being an
odd farthing in it, also the landlord's refusal to
take more. I know I calculated that if bed was
assessed on the same moderate platform as board
I could live for about ;^i5 a year and spare a
quarter of that for washing.
Or pull up one of the chalk lanes, where are
hangers in place of East Sussex bostals, on roads
studded with pyrites, commonly called thunder-
bolts, plain to see after rain has washed the chalk
surface clean, just as you may pick out specks of
gold in some Australian towns. Wild, desolate
country some would call the land you strike on
the highlands. It is homely to me, though dis-
figured through digging out fiints, thus making
perilous walking for the unwary. Here you are
with a view hard to beat wherever you strike on
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a range of downs bordering one of Lord Lecon-
field's woods, miles and miles and miles long.
Had I been sound up to this I must go to make
myself qualmy inside with wild raspberries out in
the open, also strawberries on the edge of the
rides engineered with eight or more dials from
any number of centres. Lord help the inexperi-
enced stranger lost in these woods. He might
take a week to get out and not see a soul all the
while.
Then there are the chains of villages from
Lavant by West Dean, Singleton, Charleton,
East Dean, worth exploring. I have been, and
still would go through these if only to fossick
about the stabling and pick up cues from the
plates bearing names of winners housed at the
various yards, calling to mind generations of
bygone equine celebrities — their owners, trainers,
riders, and '' schools," mostly all passed away into
forgotten memories, only revived by Turf students
who, speaking by the book or record, make very
skeleton stories of true happenings.
And then the rivers. You've been to school,
how many rivers are there in Sussex? Quick
now ! I know three through experience as an
angler and a navigator — the Ouse, which might
be a deal better than it is ; the Adur, about
whose estuary arms I could amuse myself for
many a day ; and the, in many places, dangerous
Arun, good for the angler from mouth to source —
perhaps I ought to begin at the beginning and
turn the ends round — and affording variety of
scenery not to be equalled by many far more
pretentious streams. One of the ambitions of
my life was in connection with the Arun, and
will never be gratified. I did want very much
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indeed to voyage from Putney to Littlehampton
via Thames, Wey, Wey and Arun Canal, and
Arun, but I missed the chance I had, and next
time I might have gone in for the journey cattle
were feeding on parts of the canal's bed, and
there was an end of that idea. Then there is
the Rother — I have been in that more than on
it — and the Mole, which, as a Sussex river does
not fairly count, being only a little chap till he
begins to get clear of the county and play pranks
with sinks and swallows, justifying his name by
working in the earth like the gentleman in the
fur waistcoat. Some day I mean to make up for
the Wey-Arun disappointment by tracking the
Mole to its very source in Tilgate Forest, like
Mr Pickwick and the Hampstead ponds.
These are all the Sussex rivers I kn.ow as a
fisher and boater. I ought to explain that my
Rother is the one so pretty by Petersfield and
Midhurst way, not that near Rye, which finds its
way along to the sea from Rotherfield. This
Rother and I are acquaintances only. It is not
an associate, as the others have been, old friends
for whom I am not afraid to stick up. Shoreham
Harbour, the Adur's outlet, may not be all fancy
paints the Rhine, but it can serve. Bits on the
Arun about Black Rabbit might be backed
against the pick of Clieveden without being
beaten. Not many more beautiful, quiet, fishy,
wooded corners than the Western Rother owns
are to be quoted from your show rivers ; and a'^
for the Sussex Ouse — well, if it were not for the
slime and the sewage and the absence of landing-
places, and the defunct dogs and other animals —
some in mysterious packages of quite Bosphorean
tone — doomed to find no rest after death, but
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float for years and years and years up with the
flood and down with the ebb, and other little
matters, why the Ouse would be something to
be proud of in a small way. This Ouse, whose
mud is own brother to the Yorkshire namesake's,
a proved salmon river, while the former has only
traditionary claim to the distinction, is a very
fishy river and gives much sport, like another
member of the family — the one which is fond of
wandering over Huntingdon racecourse and
which, down by King's Lynn, has fine stretches
for boat-racing, though a very muddy-banked
customer, as I suppose nearly all tidal streams
must be.
Correspondents have been kind enough to
write giving descriptions of canoe voyages made
over the course I mentioned recently as now
impracticable — viz., from the Thames to the
English Channel by way of the Wey and, so far
as practicable, the Wey-Arun Canal to the Arun
River and so on to Littlehampton. No doubt
the logs would be read with interest, but you can
hardly be said to navigate your boat from Surrey
to Sussex when, instead of carrying you, it has
to be carried ; but still, one good turn deserves
another, and though hoicking a canoe about on
land is bothersome if you feel it that way, and
struggling through weed and reed beds toilsome,
especially when you are in any sort of a hurry,
you can make good fun out of the work. While
thanking the gentlemen for telling me how the
transit has been engineered I feel that I ought
to put in a word of caution for general benefit.
I do not say anything about contingencies attach-
ing to getting yourself and craft across country
which in parts involves trespass, always likely
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to lead to differences with unsympathetic owners
or holders of land and their representatives. You
must do your best to get out of such scrapes,
which do not matter much supposing you, being
in the wrong, take the right course and acknow-
ledge yourself so. What I do wish to point out
to friends who may be induced to follow the lead
given by my correspondents is that voyaging on
the Wey is a business which should only be taken
in hand quite seriously, because the locks used
to be frequently awkward to dangerous degree,
and I believe this is still so. You, as a rule,
have to work them yourself. Accidents at these
were of common occurrence, and are very easily
brought about. It is a pity that the Wey canal-
river — I fancy this was the first stream converted
into a canal- — should be made or left to be difficult
for transit ; but so it is, and bearing in mind how
people get into trouble for lack of a friendly hint,
I now give it.
Some day we shall, I fancy, want to restore
many of the canals now fallen or falling into
disuse more or less partial or complete. These
waterways might be brought once more into
profitable use. A curious thing in connection
with some of them is that their natural enemies
the railway companies who by hook or by crook
took them over pursue so strange a policy in, so
to speak, strangling them as nearly as possible.
Though saddled with responsibilities which old
Acts of Parliament enforce, the new proprietors
go to work to starve the water traffic as much as
may be instead of trying for profit. We know
all about the ancient argument re the balance
of increment between the swings and the round-
abouts, but I fail to see why, in order to raise
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the profits on the railroad, the directors should
lay themselves out to lose by their canals. Still,
there it is. They do so, just as the trunk lines
have many a time starved their feeders, the
tributaries, little local companies, till their share-
holders capitulated and turned them over to
the big company at woeful loss. You v^ould
fancy, would you not, that what was good for
the small company would be so for the great
also ?
CHAPTER III
PATCHING AND SELSEY
It has been thought strange that the Goodwood
programme does not include a stake named after
Lord George Bentinck. So it is, considering
what that nobleman did to put the establishment
in order for training and racing purposes, and
his family connection with the lords of the land.
To me this sort of Turf nomenclature is a good
and fitting thing, stamping the connection of
races with men, also when the same idea is
carried out localising, if I may so term it, the
programme with the neighbourhood. Epsom's
card abounds in names of notables and localities.
Lots of villages stand sponsors for its numbers,
and pretty work it is for one interested in the
game to follow up the hints given in the
programme. Maybe, when work is easier, and
one can put more than twenty-four hours into
one day (and every day), you and I, friends, will
have a round, starting from the Goodwood bill
of fare, and see what we shall see. Plenty of
good amusement can be got out of the business,
and I may say that when you can start to do the
sort of thing honestly, really visiting the places,
fossicking about and seeing for yourself, it is
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wonderful what a lot of little and bigger pieces
of history and folk-lore, not to mention the
picturesque and curious, you may hit.
The Gratwicke Stakes is cited as showing
the strangeness of there not being a Lord George
Bentinck. Bentinck would scarcely do nowadays
as a new stake, because the reference would be
taken as applying to the Duke of Portland
instead of to the Napoleon of the Turf, who in
some of his methods was very Napoleonic
indeed, seeing how exhaustively he believed in
Heaven's helping him who helps himself to what
he wants, as witness the style in which Red
Deer's Chester Cup was engineered. A game
like that wouldn't be stood at an unrecognised
flapping meeting in these enlightened times.
Certainly there is more call for a Lord George
Bentinck Stakes than one named after Mr
Gratwicke. Was Lord George properly Sussex ?
I am not so sure about that, though one way or
the other that does not affect the classical
connection between the great dictator of racing
and Goodwood. Squire Gratwicke was Sussex
as Sussex can be. He lived at Ham Manor —
whence, I presume, the Ham Stakes — a very
pretty place at Angmering, just off the road from
Worthing to Arundel, and only a bittock from
Patching Pond, the name of a village not far
from which used to be a decoy. Patching Pond
lies about half-way between Angmering and the
most charming training quarters, formerly William
Goater's, at Michel Grove, later Halsey's for Mr
J. A. Miller, and later still Captain Davies's.
The little inn at Patching Pond, on the
shores of the lakelet, is a sort of half-way house
between Worthing and Arundel, though you
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have done the bigger half before you get to it.
At Angmering, the Ram, a much larger and
more pretentious establishment, came in, I
believe, for coaching purposes. Of both, as
of Squire Gratwicke's park, I have pleasant
memories, dating back I must not say how many
years, and in the beginning built on an unprofit-
able system of economy and thrift. Once upon
a time I lodged, not my banking account, but
personally, with an old stifT-backed wheelwright
devoted to fishing after his kind. Nothing
pleased this honest man more than to be angling
in his way, as I said before, and I invented a
scheme to gratify the good chap. We — he was
in it so far as distribution went — started a
money-box as follows : each night I cleared my
pockets of all coppers and banked them. Unless
you have tried this dodge for founding and filling
a stocking you could never believe how the
mony mickles bulk into a quite appreciable
muckle. As soon as the latter had sufficiently
grown, off we — self and the wheeler — would be to
Patching Pond for a day's fishing from a rather
leaky old boat on the reed-bordered waters, and
caught perch by the score — little ones mostly,
that were put back, if they didn't prick our hands
too much with their spiky spines. We divided
the labour equally. I caught the fish, partner
was in the outing more than the regular fishing
line. He was told off to bale out and potir out.
The last-mentioned function he performed with
wonderful ease, precision, and perseverance.
Happy days, or big bits of them, I have spent
on that old pond (I call it old in a companionable,
affectionate sense), in the sweet air, with no
sound except, maybe, a swallow's splashing as it
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dipped ; the swans' talking generally of some-
thing unpleasant, I fancy, because they seemed
ever on the grumble ; and the moor-hens giving
off their perky little remarks. All manner of
little and big strangers would come peeping out
of the reeds and bulrushes. I can't call to mind
any bulrushes fatter than these used to come in
due season. Very, very fascinating all this was,
and I never could tire of it. Neither did he, the
wheeler, who used to study the creatures' ways,
tricks, and manners, and take in the beautiful
little mise-en-scene to such an extent that he
invariably on warm days fell asleep, not seldom
dropping the corkscrew overboard in the process.
I wish the old man was about now, and I with him
in the boat, the one in which we cramped our
limbs, and called the suffering all in the day's
pleasure, or any other boat so long as I could
have one more spell of perfect restful peace in
pure air, with an excuse for pretending to be
occupied, and not forgetting the corkscrew section
of the business.
Here, you say, where on earth is the connec-
tion between Squire Gratwicke and corkscrews ?
You do, do you? Look here, now, and I'll tell
you how the links come along. Patching Pond,
the village, is only a step from the squire's old
home. It happened that the owner of Merry
Monarch, winner of the Derby in 1845, ^^^ ^
real good sort. (Half West Sussex was con-
cerned as claiming in a massive law suit when
his estate was to be administered. This I
mention not as proof of his moral worth, but
because the incident occurred to my memory at
the moment of writing.) At different periods he
had set up, as was formerly a kindly patriarchal
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fashion, retiring butlers and coachmen in the
local houses, the Ram at Angmering, and the
Horse and Groom aforesaid at Patching Pond.
I fancy Merry Monarch was the racehorse which
Herring painted in ''The Start for the Derby."
Moreover, it was a custom with local worthies of
this class to give their former dependents a turn
by making themselves customers, occasionally
calling with friends to partake of light refresh-
ment. Naturally, good stuff — frequently of the
patron's own selection or purchasing — was kept
in stock for occasions when the great folk looked
in, wine far above the character of the inn's
ordinary trade. Of course the day would come,
as it did with Mr Gratwicke, when patron and
client no longer were concerned in the drinking or
vending of good wine. (I saw Mr Gratwicke's
wine sold, as also the Merry Monarch picture,
so well known to most interested in racing,
though many are not aware whose year it com-
memorated, nor that the start was drawn from
behind, not in front, of Sherwood's, formerly Sir
Gilbert Heathcote's, cottage.)
With the special customers dropping out, all
call for the good port, Madeira, brown sherry —
dry had not then been invented, I think — and
sound full-bodied claret ceased. After the land-
lord and his wife, maybe, had followed the old
master, these stores lost their identity. Scarcely
any wine trade attached to the premises. One
tenant after another would in succession have the
stock valued to him, taking it over as ''changes"
were worked, and there the stuff would lie in the
cellars unless somebody happened to call for a
bottle. Then wine almost unbuyable from
anyone who understood its value would, I regret
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to say, be wasted, absolutely thrown away, at the
standard price, three and sixpence a bottle.
Alas ! I found some of Squire Gratwicke's
magnificent port being put on the table at a
beanfeast at Angmering. The landlord, a cranky
kind of fellow — one of those who call themselves
" independent " — declined to deal for what he had
left of the good old comforts. While it was there
it would save his having to buy any more. What
could a bit of a judge do under the circumstances ?
I know what I did, the best possible in face of
his determination — or, rather, we (wheeler and
self). We went a-fishing whenever the funds
were flush, and drank all we could for fear that
someone else might come along and selfishly mop
up our own private particular bins. If anyone
had known of the precious stores earlier it would
have been almost worth while to have become a
landlord pro tem., so as to get hold of the fine
stock. "We are not asked for a bottle of wine
once in a blue moon," said one of the holders of
the unknown treasure. He was, though, when
we tumbled on to the tap all along of its being
the wheeler's birthday and his insisting on
standing a glass of port, a sample leading to
seriously coveting our neighbour's cellar stock.
Don't you go starting off to West Sussex,
good readers, under the idea of touching a vein
of stuff as we did. At the old-fashioned inns
that were you will nowadays probably strike a
wine card, with all the items supplied from one
tied-house squeezer's cellars. You have in a
general way as much chance of picking up the
right sort held through accident as of coming by
genuine sporting prints. All the same, you can
become the fortunate possessor of as many
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wrong 'uns specially planted for you and your
^tarnp as would fill an Atlantic liner.
Clearing, pro tern., for once from Goodwood's
immediate vicinity, I did a bespeak at Selsey
one July. A subscriber from the first, a lady
subscriber too, and an invalid, sent the Referee
notice that she would take it as kind if I might
be told off to do a walk for her, as she was unable
to take one at first hand, alleging that rambling
notes did her good. So, by way of providing a
tinge of novelty, I went in for a short course of
Selsey, which (the course), the way I took it (by
tram), carried some of the most striking features
of rough sea voyaging, barring stewards and
fixings. During a journey of eight miles all told
betv/een Chichester and Selsey on a light steam
tram line you had the lurchings and rollings, the
gradual sideways, sinkings, and sharp, jerky
recoverings, the temporary poisings on nothing,
which frail support appears to melt as you dip,
and the general sensation that the part of you
believed by the Chinese to be the seat of the
affection was capable of shifting to anywhere
between your brain-pan and knee-caps. Never
was anything more realistic than the imitation of
mal de mer exhibited to your humble servant,
and all for the small sum of a bob return, and
cheap at the price.
Selsey — a flat ledge, a little above high-water
mark — is now on my list of places to be done at
length as soon as occasion offers. When will that
be, I wonder, and will Selsey be on view when I
want it next, also the at present lucky folk pitched
there in houses and bungalows of sorts, with a
cape between two half-mbon bays and a charming
view, with lobster pots in the foreground, which-
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ever way they please to look seawards ? There
are, as objects of interest, two churches, Established
and Primitive Methodist, a liberal supply of hotels
and fresh, clean inns, a beach pebbled almost
exclusively with white stones, a roomy tin
refreshment room, boasting for only signs of
civilisation and occupancy a draught-board lined
out on a table with a knife, and played on with
clinkers for the black men and the aforesaid
white pebbles to represent the white warriors ;
a lakelet tenanted by a sunken canoe, and a
receding foreshore in places sought to be pro-
tected by V-outlined groynes that on a cursory
glance looked more likely to help the sea in its
encroachments than stay depredations. A lovely
air was on, and a little lively breeze, making the
sea popply, ideal water for swimming. Along
the coast ran a wisp of spray, rising from the
waves' gentle fall between breadths of bright clear
sunshine. Overhead was a sky of blue deep
enough to satisfy a captious Australian dis-
contented with the English climate. The
dowdiest old tan sails, grateful to the eye,
showed by this light well-to-do in the distance
as the whitest of the ''white wings," convention-
ally reckoned a proprietary article for the Solent.
Selsey's little fleet a-lying at anchor, backed by
a salvage galley ashore, made quite an imposing
show for numbers, not tonnage, and the railway
carriage bungalows came out absolutely smart,
though, of course, not to compare with the best
of all the collection of low houses artistically
thatched in style to make you cast eyes over
the water to where Shanklin would be in the
Island according to your reckoning and its
thatched cottages. To the East along the
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littoral stood out Bognor, and were to be
identified bits of Littlehampton, also Worthino-
Point. Farther you might really be seeing
Beachy Head when you said and thought you
did, and very likely your range didn't carry so
far by a long way. But there was no mistake
about you being able to follow the lines of the
Downs farther in that direction than Chancton-
bury Ring ; and the face of the highlands from
Portsdown through Goodwood, Halnaker, and
Highdown — where you know the Miller's Tomb
is, if you can't see it — to the range east of the
Adur makes a pretty panorama. Round the
point, the crook of the Bill, I suppose, by the
Marine Hotel you command a run to the barracks
on the Hayling side of Southsea Common, and
there is the Wight with, glaring white in the
sun, the great chalk cliff, which makes you say
to yourself Eurydice, and not want to think
about it again.
What a time I could have had, to be sure,
taking rn a bit of bathing and boating and admir-
ing the wild spinach that, with the yellow horn
sea-poppies, sweet little convolvuluses, dwarf
nightshades, and other persevering, struggling
colonists, will soon clothe the barest shingle
beach and make their own soil to grow in if
they once effect a lodgment. The hard-working
fishermen, too — civil chaps, with no trace of the
mouching longshoremen about them, wouldn't
they be aids to real holiday-making ? My word !
they would so, and I have not cited the greatest
charm of all that took hold when that I was and
a little tiny boy, and is strong as ever now, though
I never told you about it, good readers. Well,
you must know that even in midsummer Selsey's
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flat coastline Is pretty lonely, and if I have a mania,
it is for treasure-seeking on the sea-shore.
From force of habits displayed by writers for
the young and upwards, I have learned to expect
palm trees chucked in and a coral reef, not con-
sidered as an extra, laid on for seeking in good
form. But if palms and corals and wrecks are
*' off " I can do without them so long as the shore
is there and I have a fair chance of besting the
Lord of the Manor and the Crown and the Lords
of the Admiralty, the underwriters or original
owners of precious flotsam, jetsam, and lagan that
comes my way cast up by the sea or hidden by,
for preference, buccaneers, homicidal volunteer
fleeters. All or some of the powers named might,
you know, want a corner if you discovered treasure
too openly. That is why I prefer a lonely coast
like Selsey's. But, lonely or lively, in the sense
of being populous, all are alike to me, for search
I must, buoyed up by faith in somebody's ship-
load, or part of it, coming home for me before I
give up treasure-seeking, which, I give you my
word, is (the seeking) a thing I have never once
missed doing on any sea-shore I have trodden.
As it was, at Selsey I nearly missed the return
tram and a second dose of land-on-sea sickness
through straying farther along the beach than
time really allowed, and satisfying myself that
what looked like an old broken boat-side — and
was such, too^ — was not treasure in disguise, and
so was obliged to scamp the village In hurry to
get to the tin station.
CHAPTER IV
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Naturally, when I wanted to expatiate to
strangers on the uplands and downlands com-
manded by Chanctonbury Ring where it towers
above Steyning, we found a fog. Perhaps not
unreasonable in February and a hard frost ; but
somehow fog has almost always happened to me
on occasions permitting a visit to that living
memorial, a landmark with which everybody
almost who has been in Sussex is acquainted, for
which we and the countryside have to thank the
Gorings of WIston. The frost having thrown
me out of work after a fashion, because of stop-
ping many sports, by way of making overtime, I
paid half-holiday, part business visits to the quadri-
lateral— or something like that it is — shaped
range of downs bounded on the east by the Adur
River, the west by the Worthing-to- London stage-
coach route, and the north by Weald, and south-
wards, trending to the sea-shore, are West Sussex
lowlands, some salt-marsh, some of higher level,
where the fig tree ripens its fruit in the open,
asparagus brings itself on early, fruit trees gener-
ally flourish exceedingly, the best of sea-kale and
tomatoes reward gardeners, and, as a good lady,
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somewhat enthusiastic in territorial prejudice,
favouring her '' native " — this is Sussex — declared,
if you planted a broken-down old cap-shape it
would come up a best bonnet all over flowers.
Had my feminine authority (deceased before
latter-day palatial creations perhaps too ex-
tensively and outwardly adorning the fair sex)
returned in these days, she might have hedged a
trifle, though, from what I knew of her, I fancy
she would have stuck to what she said. Anyway,
if erring a little on extravagance's side, she was
not far wrong, for you can grow anything down
Lancing, Sompting, Worthing, Broadwater, and
Tarring way.
But let me get up from the belt between the
hills and the shore to the breezy plateau whither
I have on four memorable trips guided friends
into the mists seeking views and finding none.
*' They are skating," said good Mrs Cuddington,
at the little inn facing old Shoreham Bridge. I
always pay that roadside hostelry a visit out of
respect for the proprietor and better-half, also to
show friends the massive wood tables a former
village blacksmith used to raise to the ceiling — a
low one, mind — with his brawny arms. Said
arms' muscles must have been strong as iron
bands if he performed the feat, as tradition asserts,
with a palm under each. " They are skating,"
said Mrs Cuddington, and, says I, to brother
visitor, '' the way we strike across to Findon we
shall see very lonely ponds, and I will bet the
boys have spoilt the ice." That I knew was as
sure a thing as an explorer finding an uninhabited
island's lakes lined on the bottom with old coal
scuttles, no matter how hot the climate, and our
running into fog as soon as ever we won to the
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top of the down range. The pond just by the
Chanctonbury Ring is one of the most out-of-the-
way. I wanted to inspect that which so long as
local memory serves has always helped itself to
plenty of water, taking toll from clouds, dews,
and rains. That, however, we w^ere destined to
leave unvisited because of the mists — but another
sheep-pond, almost as remote from the madding
crowd's beats or runs, also ignoble strife, was
being decorated, a shepherd's boy heaving stones,
lumps of chalk, and bits of turf stubbed out by
his heels on to the surface, just thawing for the
time. Wonderful, is it not ?
Holiday we were making and holiday we
made, because we were there on purpose, also
the best of what we could see between Findon
and ever so much farther east. How far east
we were when a hawk as big- as an eao^le occurred
I won't say, because if I did so much as hint at
the locality sportsmen might go to slaughter the
creature. The bird may have been a real eagle,
his size was so great. A couple of rooks who
resented his company as an intrusion were to him
or her in like proportion as the little birds who
heckle a sparrowhawk are to that small highway-
man, so you may guess what a great fellow our
specimen was. Of views we had none — no grand
outlook over the sea, no proper comprehension of
the high hills and deep dales, no pleasant feel in
footing it on the turf, which was frozen iron-hard,
nor pick-me-up touch from the glorious, strong
air in which the hale and lung-sound ought to
live for ever — a tonic the weak should take as a
sure curative worth a guinea a bottle for home
consumption, and cheap at that.
Good old Sol did his best to beat the bitter
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wind and make Nature's face cheery. But Mr
Q. S. was a bad second to spoil-all mist and fog,
which, I declare, tasted of the great metropolis
fifty miles away. Lapwings, fieldfares, partridges,
larks, linnets, yellow-hammers, or ammers — which
is, I believe, more correct — went about in a
forlorn, chilled-to-the-bone, influenza patient's
despondent manner. Even the seagulls seemed
too much depressed to quarrel with each other, as
is their wont, and the aforementioned pair of
rooks, only members of their tribe on view,
settled down, after annoying the hawk or eagle
off the premises, as if the domain they had been
protecting was no good to them when it was left
to them to do what they liked with. The hares
were unapparent, apparently frozen out, and the
out-of-sight conies frozen in. Cissbury Hill,
with its vast castrum, fosse, and vallum, loomed
ghostly in his gloomy height, and the training
gallops were by comparison comforting by reason
of hoofprints, reminders of life and go, more or
less recently recorded, even if work up to date on
them was as impracticable or inadvisable as
galloping horses round Admiral Nelson's column
in Trafalgar Square. All vegetation was frost-
bound, down to the fuzzes, with never a yellow
blossom to remind you of kissing's being always
in season. The stunted thorns might live, but
looked very dead indeed, and past hope of being
once more sap rising, not to think of ever again
coming white with blossom with spring's fountains
playing again. The only touch of warm colour
came from the mosses' golden-brown flower or
seed stems ; and a farm labourer in amphibious
get-up — seafaring down to the boots, where
agriculture asserted itself through weighty old
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mud and muck-stained high-lows — was so out of
sorts and despondent as to lose all sense of
locality and direct us altogether wrong.
Not much of a holiday, eh ? Well, things
might have been better, but might have been
worse. Self and partner might have lost ourselves
and been discovered mere remains when the frost
broke up or the fog lifted. One of us might
have sprained his ankle and the other had to
carry him if he could, and neither of us twain
might have reached — as at length we did —
William Goater's old training stable, where John
Porter was a long while, later Fred Barrett's, and
now claiming Mr Bob Gore for master. That
might have happened, and might — indeed did —
not, for we fetched these hospitable quarters all
right, and were sent on our way rejoicing in the
turn of luck to renew acquaintance with Steyning's
White Horse and the sausage-making butcher
opposite — none better. Later, the light was
good but the going awful. We had to blunder
along, slipping and slithering, half-thawed, frozen
clayey paths and byways, and so under the hills
through Edburton and Carrington, with its
sparkling spring rivulets, to the Royal Oak,
Poynings, where is purveyed a strong ale —
mighty grateful, comforting, and staying on a
cold day, and a credit to the local brewer. Then
we fared by way of Squire Gurdon's at New-
timber, in whose family history is the story of
a steward's murder over by Pyecombe ; Damny
Park, home of the Campions, of whom in their
connection with Norton Folgate and the West
Indian rum and slave trade Sir Walter Besant
wrote so pleasantly ; Clayton, whose tunnel calls
to memory a direful smash ; and pleasant
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Plumpton, for once robbed of a day's racing —
coursing it was to have been this time — to
Lewes, and not a bad holiday scored after all.
We had been on ancient bridle-paths and pack-
horse tracks nearly all the while, and in almost
as old forgotten country as Mr Far-from-the-
Madding - Crowd Hardy might find in his
Wessex.
With a view to further excursions round
about Chanctonbury Ring I proceeded to pro-
spect from Steyning. I know of no more
representative old-time Sussex town than this,
with its many quaint, ancient houses, rag
stone-slabbed peaked roofs, half timbers, and
quiet, take-it-easy air, for which I am not sure
whether the inhabitants or their dwellings are
the more responsible. There is a venerable
church in Steyning and a river, not gay, but
still a river, the River Adur, handy — two very
desirable things in my eyes. Walled gardens
are, so to speak, buijt into the town, and though
what is called improvement comes, and expansion
by way of extra rateable eligible property, the
expanding is mostly done outside the old part, so
that you get genuine large-sized instalments of
unadulterated antique all in a piece of some two
hundred yards or more at a time, instead of the
native being all mixed up with modern town-
housy samples.
Now take some downs farther east, under an
equally wintry but very different aspect. Come
out of the London and low-lying fog which is so
apt to spoil Christmas into fresh country air,
brisk and snappy with frost, under a clear sky,
worth a pound a minute no matter whether you
could afford the luxury or not. Finding the
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right brands, I made for the pleasant holding
under the hills at Plumpton, the place, or rather
at whose Place — the Place with a capital P —
carp and golden pippins first occurred, so far as
England is concerned. After the filthy fogs one
was indeed well off to strike a spell of any sort
of decent weather, a piece of luck not quite
achieved, for Plumpton, like London, had its
thick mist — not a poisonous one, but a view
obscurer and unpleasant to the "pipes." There
was I on an afternoon in late December set at
liberty in the betwixt and between time, just
before the sun went down and the moon came up,
as they did, dead-heating vividly in the process,
at the end of a little trudge from the race-ground
to the top of the high ridges where lies the plain
on which Simon de Montfort and Henry III.
fought. I was very nearly monarch of all I
surveyed from the crest of Plumpton Borstal,
drinking in draughts of frosty air by the chestful,
and bound for a cruise across country towards
Brighton. A charming undertaking this is not
for anyone at all nervous or a trifle indefinite in
geographical information. Chance of going
wrong in the dusk that was creeping on, despite
two great glares east and west, was not to be
put quite out of mind, and added to the expedi-
tion that tinge of excitement supposed to be
desirable ; though, personally, I would rather be
without even the most distant prospect of lying-
out all night on hilly and daley uplands with not
a ten-thousand-to-one outside hope of coming
across a soul ; but to make up for that, very
great probability of wandering over a chalk pit
or, minor evil, coming a cropper every few yards
as you got among the furzes and thorns, or on
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the frozen grass, spongy with rime where the
growth was thick and like a greased slide on the
open patches.
The family of Mr William Burbidge, who
trains just outside Chichester, have been in the
training interest about Sussex for many years,
as also up Epsom way. I recollect Mr Burbidge's
father at Smitham Bottom, where was and is
the mile on the road almost as celebrated for
foot-racing as any of our latter-day grounds.
Captain Machell ran on this mile, and all manner
of peds., high and low in degree ; but I was bear-
ing the Sussex part of Mr Burbidge, sen., in mind,
not the Surrey. What I was going to say was
this. His son was at Plumpton ; some seven
miles — or, perhaps, eight — away as the crow flies
is Telscombe, a mile from the sea cliffs, a hidden
hamlet very difficult to find by the uninitiated,
unless you accept a self-evident tip and stick to
the line of a telephone wire originally put up for
Mr Joe Gubbins when he contemplated settling
down a team of horses there. For him were the
stables occupied by the late Edwin Parr (trainer
of Lord Clifden) greatly enlarged and extensive
alterations made. There it was that the great
scare about Lord St Vincent's horse arose.
I suppose that someone really did try to nobble
the horse. I wonder whether he was by New-
minster out of The Slave ? The pedigree comes
to me automatically, but he won his Sellinger in
1863, and that is forty-one years ago — a long
while. The story of the nobbling, which did not
come off", was diabolical. According to it, some
villain, or villains, removed a patch of turf in the
gallop, scraped out the earth under it, and
replaced the sods over sharp, jagged flints,
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hoping that Lord Clifden might strike on the
spot and get a foot through. A mighty pother
there was about this, as well could be, but not
a percentage of the sensation special editions
would work up out of such an incident nowadays.
Why, it would keep them in headlines for a week
all of itself.
In 1863 I did not know so very much about
going and so forth as I do now. Looking back
to the nobbling, I take it that one might safely
bet on there being a wettish period when it
occurred, or that trainers and owners were
content with going their successors would not
look at. Mr Gorham, who has had the
Telscombe gallops in hand for a good long
while, has laid out a lot of money on making
them better, and, I may say, made things better
for the people all round. Like a good sportsman,
he does for his 'chasers what would make
hunting's life last a deal longer than it will —
viz., buys all the fodder from the farmers
and considers the neighbour folk in every
way. It would have been a bad day for
Telscombe if the military scheme took effect
and in its process knocked out facilities for
training, thus driving the horses away. We
hear a lot of talk about manoeuvring on turf
without damage. Those who talk that way do
not know, neither can they conceive what the
highroads would be like in a little while with the
heavy steam hauliers at work grinding up the
macadam surface. Not allowing for such wear
and tear as must accompany dragging guns and
siege trains about, it is a well-known fact that
though liberal treatment in care can do a deal
for these downs, you cannot make them the sort
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of going in summer one wants for swell flat-
racers unless you are favoured with plenty of
rain or a succession of heavy dews. What you
can do on the downs near the sea if you turn out
with your horses very early — which is to say,
before the dew, mostly from the sea, has eva-
porated— is surprising. All the same, I cannot
see an experienced trainer taking a Derby horse
there.
A goodish while ago, but not so very long —
it was just when my old friend Mr Gubbins
had taken possession, with Vasey for trainer,
and there was a good deal of unreadiness about
the place — I walked over there from Brighton on
a day after the corresponding Plumpton meeting
to this just held. I shall never forget the impres-
sion the menagerie gave me. There were self
and a 'Varsity steeplechase winner, his brother,
and a fourth. We arrived at two in the after-
noon, just looked round, and came away again
in about an hour. All we saw of the horses was
old Spahi, with a leg about the same size as his
barrel, some more 'chasers up to very little, and
a little string of yearlings — to be two-year-olds
in a few days. Now, such a collection does not
afford much scope for '' brussling," does it ? One
of the young 'uns was brought out by itself on
account of being bad mannered, and, in hope of
its becoming more tractable, was sent over to
Telscombe for the mail. You have to go three
miles from Telscombe to buy a glass of beer,
you know ; and Rodmell, its post town, is about
as big as Bolt-court, Fleet-street, throwing in
the little pub. of the village, celebrated in a former
landlord's time for home-made hop-bitters, its
windmill, the stock-in-trade of a dealer in appar-
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ently busted-up agricultural machinery qualifying
for scrap-iron ; also the church on the edge of
the marshes, otherwise brooks, where a tired
body can sit in the summer sun and absorb
peace from the surroundings, while the children
sing in the schools next door, the cattle low on
the marshes, and the local birds, with proprietary
interest in the church and churchyard, size you up
— I trust returning a favourable verdict.
If you wanted to go to Telscombe from
Lewes you would surely be instructed to make
for Rodmell, ** where anyone will tell you the
way." Perhaps you will find this anyone,
perhaps you w^on't, unless you think of making
an inquiry office of the inn, and when you are
told your way, you are by no means sure to
fetch your desired destination. Before this, I
have quoted the directions for discovering the
place as given by a Lewes trainer: ''You won't
get there at all except by accident, and you will
know the place by putting your foot into a
chimney — that will be Telscombe." I was
gossiping about a visit during the Gubbins
regime. Well, we saw the bad - mannered
colt dispatched to Rodmell for the letter-bag,
toddled up on to the gallops towards the sea
— the village is in a little cup in the hills —
watched the yearlings do some pottering about,
wished the trainer a Merry Christmas, and
marched off in good order on the way back to
Brighton. What do you think came of our
friendly call ? Somebody wired to authority to
report the presence of four more well-known
touts — Self and Co. were the brussels sprouters
— and the stable-boy who carried the letters on
the troublesome young 'un was charged with
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taking news from us for a big bookmaker. We
had only gone there because some of the
company refused to believe in my yarn about
Mr Burbidge being feasible — an anecdote I set
out to give miles back, but once I am going on
the downs I never seem able to get off them
again. (I never would, if I had my choice and
a handy house to live in.) One foggy evening
Mr Burbidge set forth from Lewes to go home ;
to that end he rode all night long, determined
to find Telscombe ; but did not until daylight did
appear. This is true of the old gentleman, who
thought he knew every inch of the land, every
cart-rut, flint on the turf, and blade of grass.
His own version was that he might have been
riding round Telscombe till kingdom come and
not spot it but for daylight ; and what is true of
that locale holds pretty much for the whole tract.
Once you get off your line ever so little in the
dark, or even dusk, and goodness only knows
where you may not stray to. As I was a-saying,
I landed at four in the afternoon on the crown of
Plumpton Borstal — next-door neighbour but one
to the highest point in the range, Ditchling
Beacon. I should say we landed, for a game
little toddler, an ex-steeplechaser rider, was with
me, as also a sort of unattached companion, an
old soldier of twelve years' service, not so very
much more than twice so much in age, and no
pension at all, a Lanky Lad from 'Owdham, who
had served in India and South Africa. Down in
the Weald I heard my gentleman asking his
shortest way to Brighton, and being locally
directed to *' Go up to the top of that road on to
the downs, turn to the right till you get to the
telegraph wires, and follow them till you get to
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the town." All very well this for one who knows,
but likely to lead to trouble for the stranger,
since as soon as the light failed he might range
about till he dropped before he did strike the
telegraph or, what is the same thing, the old
coach road from London through Ditchling to
Brighton. So I suggested that it would be safer
to come with me, a proposition he scorned on the
ground that my division could not go fast enough
to keep him warm.
All the same, he didn't mean getting out of
touch with us, and a good thing he didn't. As a
matter of fact, he did not know what Downs were.
They might be the Downs of Deal, for all he
knew ; and when he first beheld what I rank as
the most beautiful country of my experience
(Tommy Atkins mentioned the Himalayas,
which were not admitted for comparison) they
came as an appalling revelation. They were too
much for him — the silent ranges flecked with
white patches of hoar frost, hills upon hills slip-
ping down in outline from the sky to the bottom
of the valleys, making a sort of herring-bone
stitch crossing of gently slanting ridge across
ridge, all almost identical in ewe-necked fall, and
gloomier and more impressively mysterious as
they almost faded away from recognition in the
distance. Behind was the moon rising over
Black Cap, a burnished copper disc more glowing
than many a setting sun. Facing her was the
sun dying out in an orange and pink glory, the
two between them making a remarkable effect
with a shadow cast backwards and forwards at
one and at the same time, an event to be
remembered. Never did my favourite haunting
ground strike me as more romantic and precious
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a bit of prehistoric country almost untouched
in the centuries since the chalk waves were
formed, no scientific man knows how. I could
have wasted quite a lot of time taking in the
strange changing aspects, for the tints went out
to greyness as the sun dipped into the sea, and
the moon, clearing the vapours, gave out its white
light, cruelly cold, the colour of a chalk-hill blue's
wing, but dwelling was not advisable if you didn't
want to be caught. Moreover, the soldier man
gave a strongish hint. The overpowering soli-
tude had knocked all the Tommy self-sufficiency
out of him. ''Is this the downs, mister?" he
inquired rather anxiously. " Yes," says I ; " and
the man down in Plumpton told you to turn off
here and keep to the right." "'Strewth," he
says, " I don't turn off nowhere nor slip you till
I'm on the hard road again."
He was a man of his word, and a wise one,
too, for the way was difficult, and not made more
easy by our finding the gates of Lord Chichester's
park locked when we came to that last link in a
short cut and were obliged to climb a hill like a
church steeple, all ice and slippery, so that your
feet went away from you, and your nose rubbed
itself painfully on the cold grass or mole hills'
gritty surface. However, by hook or by crook,
we made shift to go round where we might not
get through, and arrived latish at Falmer Station,
whence I dispatched the warrior, forepaid and the
price of a drop of beer over, with suggestion that
if ever he was this way again in summer he
should test the downs' charms. The poor man
had no eye for the picturesque — at least, not if I
may judge from his reply, " Not me, never again,
winter nor summer ; not if there was an electric
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light every ten yards and a licensed house every
quarter of a mile." So we separated on a point of
incompatibility of artistic perception, and on my
way back to Lewes I called to pay my respects to
Falmer pond, on whose ice I once skated all day
on the fifth day of November. That was the
year after Inkerman, and there was only one
night's frost. I do hope that the new Lord
Chichester will try and restore the old regula-
tions under which the men on the estate were
able to look on a long frost as a blessing, because
they were given possession of the pond to sweep
and keep in order, being rewarded by a liberal
collection. Besides, the Brighton roughs were
kept off and the right people got the money.
CHAPTER V
BRIGHTON TO NEWHAVEN
On a fine day in February I took the air in what
I consider very beautiful country, when I pro-
ceeded to Brighton to inspect disappearing Black
Rock and the racecourse. The long part of the
track — by long I mean the portion more adjacent
to the old Cup start — answered the conundrum,
When is a Brighton Racecourse not a Brighton
Racecourse ? with When it's a Kemp Town golf
links. Poor crumbling Black Rock presented a
puzzle also, one very difficult to solve. That the
line of cliffs right along to the east of the borough
must be damaged more and more severely as
Brighton groynes its sea frontage, was always
self-evident. As a matter of fact, no one can
afford to be idle in such work while his neighbour
is busy making groynes. The tide is bound to
curl round and eat in next door to begin with,
and right along, too. Now, just at the most
insidiously attacked piece of the cliff, whose being
undermined by the sea was a mere matter of time
— and not much of that, either — the land's end or
face to the waters and wind and frost, rain and
snow, consists of a big pocket of naturally crumb-
ling, half decomposed, loamy chalk known as
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combe rock, worth a lot for path-making, because
it sets so well. Beneath this is, in this particular
spot, a bed of chalk. All above this bed has to
slide into the water and be wasted, or can be
raised landwards, and so become a gold-mine in
a way. What puzzled me about the matter was
the owners practically making a present of the
stuff to the sea. Moving it landwards cannot
accelerate the elements' destructive work — a sharp
frost and a shower of hard rain to follow can
bring the valuable material down by the hundreds
of tons.
Farther inland was the great puzzle round
about which I was writing before. How is it —
how the devil is it ? — that so magnificent a play-
ground as the Downs constitute are scarcely
noticed ? Going inland, for, say, five miles from
the sprint races' start, not one man, woman, boy,
or girl did I meet, overtake, or see about in the
offing. What were Brighton's two hundred
thousand or so residents and temporary visitors
about not to get out in the sweet air and on the
turf? Goodness knows we all hear enough
railing at the dirty weather ! Per contra, can we
expect a Clerk of the Department to turn on
bright sun, balmy, comforting, placid warmth, in
a Morland blue ground and a Constable white
fleecy clouded sky if his customers, so to speak,
make no use of the treat? Not one single
solitary soul took his pleasure out of the supply
where I was. Spring might not be coming in or
have any harbingers at all so far as they were
concerned. There were we, the furze chats ('' fuzz
chaps " shepherds will call them occasionally), a
few stray yellow-hammers, or ammers, styled in
parts squibbly larks, an odd jackdaw or so, rooks
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mostly lurking about in very small bands, and
never a seagull for a wonder — we were there with
the place all to ourselves. Down in the hollows
of the valleys, punch-bowls, or combes, where are
here and there *' deans " with a prefix (as Stang,
Pang, Oving, and Rottingdean), were now and
then furze-wattled folds for the ewes, whose bells'
tinkle mounted tunefully from the hill spurs to the
ridges. An unusual yet welcome sight presented
itself here and there — viz., Scotch cattle helping
dress with life some of the ranges' sides and not
before they were wanted, to get the long self-saved
grass off, and make a chance for the coming young
growth.
That grey, pearly, only slightly opaque, mist
seldom absent from the chalk country magnified
distance and proportions magically, bringing about
romantic, almost grand, effects, so that if you
knew no better you might fancy yourself in a land
of mighty mountains instead of mere downs.
Between the crests, peeps at the sea relieved the
(alleged) sameness of slope piled on slope. Here
and there the beach and fur spinnies bulked far
more important to the eye than their real size
warranted. Stanmer Park shaped a great forest,
and the Dyke a big settlement miles and miles
away. From Lewes Race Stand over the way
the land climbed and climbed till DItchling Borstal
was almost in the clouds with Mount Harry's
comparatively mild eminence, a peak or pike
carrying quite minor distinction. Across the
Ouse's estuary, the sears on Seaford's golf hill
almost blazed as the bright white light caught it.
Newhaven harbour's masts and funnels, not
forgetting its giant spidery shear legs, was to all
appearance nearer twenty than half a dozen miles
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away, with lakes and lakes of flood-water flanking
the bank-full river, now, for the most part, of one
tide only — a perpetual ebb dominated by the force
of land water. Greater than ever I saw it before
appeared the gulf across the brooklands, over-
looked by the tall sentinels, Mount Caburn and
Firle Beacon. Splashes of red on the lowlands
told you of the buckthorn's twigs, a rosy-apple
lake colour ; minor tones of woolly eflect in grey
and brown spoke of tall trees risking frost's attacks
after the fashion of an imprudent mortal tempting
Providence by shedding his overcoat on the faith
of a midday winter sun. You knew that away
on the " brooks' " borders the lords and ladies
were peeping lettuce tree green to the general's
olive leaf tone ; the guelder roses' flat-headed
bunches of blooms, in evidence for weeks and
weeks, were ready for an early call ; the primroses,
starting in the warmer bands between the downs'
feet and the rim of the weald and the birds house-
hunting for eligible building sites ; you needed no
prompting to note the blazing lichen gilding slate
roofs, tile roofs, flint walls, all wrought wood that
faced southwards, and live woods, too, even
setting up instant contrast with the gamboge of
the hawthorns — a tone the May's own monopoly
in vegetable nature or art.
Lots and lots of '' details " good to forgather
with were on view or to be had on the ask-for-it-
and-see-you-get-it system, and nobody, not a soul
except me, the birds, and bunnies, who kept
mortal close, there to draw on them for satisfac-
tion. Ought not somebody in the Parliament
House to make laws so that such waste might be
prevented, even if the force had to be called out
to collar His Majesty's lieges by the scruff of the
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neck and compel them to take the goods the gods
provide them with no black - care - to - follow
company ? Mind, I write as I do from a sense of
duty, but I should not be a little bit pleased if
they came by twos and threes, as in the pathetic
ballad of the '' Love on Saunders Hall," not to
speak of '* swarms." The available population's
indifference and laziness zs lamentable. At the
same time, I remember my painter friend, who
lectured rustics on the parsley fern's charms,
"instead of which" the yokels tore every scrap
out of the walls where it grew, boiled the take
like cabbage, and cast at their self-elected educator
hard names and hard stones as well. All the
while I recommend others to do themselves a
power of good free of cost I know that the whole
game can easily be spoilt. Still, I thought I
would put in a word in season while I had a
chance.
Newhaven, Brighton's unfashionable neigh-
bour, is a rare nice little place taken right, and
would be ever so much better if Brighton was not
allowed to poison the coast to its (Brighton's)
eastward. A capital (capital if you make allow-
ances) tidal river flows by it, helping at its mouth
make the harbour, about which is the perpetual
going and coming of ships, the passing of small
boats, the snorting and puffing of steam tugs, the
cheery sounds of sailors at work, or lumpers
loading and unloading, the life of the moving tide,
and the sparkle of the sea outside, all so fascina-
ting to some of us, yours truly in particular.
Newhaven has not anything like justice rendered
it as a seaside resort. A fine centre this is for a
fortnight's ranging about the downs, on the river,
sea-fishing, and bathing, and do not let me forget
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to give its Bridge Inn a good word ; first, because
I have been done there well and economically
(kindly understand I am not now discovering
Newhaven), but also for the sake of the late land-
lord, Mr Wright, well known to many racing men
as a zealous and able racecourse official, and at
home a good citizen, sportsman, volunteer, and
jovial assister in all sorts of entertainments. The
Bridge is not a Metropole, thank goodness, but a
comfortable, cosy, roadside inn, where you can
get a bit of lunch on moderate terms (Tipper
always in stock), and see the pictorial representa-
tion of Louis Philippe's landing, all free, gratis,
and for nothing.
I have mentioned Tipper. Are you acquainted
with that excellent beverage, a local speciality in
ale, local speciality possessed of almost world-
wide reputation. Tradition said that Tipper ale
was brewed from salt water. History records
that, during the times of George IV. and
William IV., there was a great consumption of
this popular Tipper, which commanded consider-
able sale in far away London. The last of the
Georges to *' descend " was very fond of it, and
not to know Tipper ale argues oneself unknown
in Sussex. Thomas Tipper, its author, achieved
posthumous distinction in an epitaph recording
among his virtues and accomplishments his
knowing " immortal Hudibras by heart," and
seems to have been a jolly good sort. He might
turn in his grave, the narrow cell on the windy
hill-side, where so many "records" talk to you of
the sea and East Sussex's roving sons, to hear
that, in his very own town, whose celebrated
Tipper ale is manufactured still, and sworn by
locally at least, the wayfarer ''calling" for it was
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made game of. One barmaid wanted the *' call"
repeated three or four times, and then naturally,
being uninformed on the subject, '' put it down to "
the caller's ignorance, so invited other barmaids to
snigger at the poor silly. Still, that didn't matter.
The cure was working, the sick man craved,
thirstincr for ale. Thouofh he didn't Q^et his
Tipper then and there, not till the river was
crossed and the Bridge Inn reached, hope was
then turned into certainty. For, great good sign,
he relished the beer, which I defy anyone who has
been off colour to do at the first time of tasting
unless he is much on the mend. Do we not most
loyally recollect how his most gracious Majesty
our King did make the nation's heart rejoice when,
as the Prince of Wales, he lay at Sandringham
sick unto death, as had been feared, and with
reason ? One almost smiles to remember the
vast importance attached to a bulletin announcing
that the illustrious patient had asked for, been
given, and enjoyed, a glass of ale.
Personally I always look on a sick man's
craving for ale when he is just about turning the
corner as a most promising sign — if, that is, the
party concerned can e7tyoy it. Now, the person
who asked for Tipper and got laughed at was a
patient of mine — a Refereader whom I treated for
indigestion, and he was under treatment only four
days before he convalesced sufficiently to go in
for beer, ask for it, see he got it, and relish it, too.
His symptoms indicated liver trouble, accumula-
tion of internal fat, and consequent scantiness of
soup, otherwise breath. (Singular, is it not, that
the slang word ''soup" should be so close to the
French ''soupir"?) Early rising, digging, and
sculling in very correct form made the foundation
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of my course. The first cures a lot of things,
more especially in the autumn ; the second does
your garden good as well as the patient ; t'other
saves labour and enables one to let off steam as a
coach. Pull your dyspepsiamatic out of bed just
as the air is warmed enough to grow crisp with-
out being too shrewdly ''nipping" and "eager,"
and make him dig for an hour with a spade, being
equipped with strong and moderately tightly-laced
stays to ensure squeezing the subject's vitals. A
fork is well enough in its v/ay, but does not as a
rule move so much earth as t'other agricultural
implement. Cause the invalid to do his digging
in adapted 'Varsity rowing form, with shoulder-
blades flattened back straight all the time, the
stoop being done in the fashion of a wooden doll,
and no more roundness of shoulders or spine than
you can find in a black — or is it back ? — board.
Forcing the spade in, levering it, and lifting the
mould entails much pressure on the tummy and
surprising strain about the small of the back,
making fine work for the inward machinery, not
to mention the medicinally curative influence
coming by means of the freshly-turned earth's
cleanly odour. You cure your customer and save
paying a gardener wage through this exercise.
Only four days of digging with a spade into
the earth and digging with sculls into the water,
and being laced into an elegant figure, made a
new man of my experimented-on person, partly,
as I believe, because of compelling him to stick
to most elaborate 'Varsity high home and easy
stomach-straining, hip-tiring, neck-wrenching,
fixed-seat form or posturing while performing his
labours with the sculls. Then I took him for a
cruise on the Ouse (be particular about the
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spelling, please — Ouse, not Booze). After scull-
ing down from the Bear at Lewes — good old
Bear ! — he proved, as I have said, genuine
convalescence by going in for Tipper ale.
Before leaving Newhaven I want to compli-
ment Mr Rudyard Kipling on a little touch of
his invariable local accuracy. In one of the very,
very few Sussex poems ever written, alluding to
" Where beside the broad-banked Ouse
Lie down our Sussex steers,"
he rhymes "Ouse" with *' Piddinghoe's." Now
I should like to know how many of his readers
are aware that that rhyme is, according to
Sussex pronunciation, not lame but perfect?
The natives — and they ought to know — pronounce
the name of Newhaven's little neio^hbour with the
dolphin weathercock as if it were spelt '' Pidding-
hoo."
The skiff-pulling frequenters of the Ouse
generally make my blood run cold when I watch
their antics. If there is one thing more than
another that upsets me it is seeing anybody
standing up in small-floored craft. The New-
haven Ouse navigators — don't forget^ please, that
this is accorded the dignity of a salmon river,
and is subject to regulations accordingly — bear
charmed lives. They go out in old Thames
skiffs and stand up on the slightest provocation.
If they want to know the time, they ask a — no, I
mean they stand up. So they do to blow their
precious noses, to hoist their slacks, or call out
to an acquaintance afloat or ashore. To change
places, up they get. For purposes of harrying
peaceful cattle on the banks or startling horses
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turned out for well-deserved holiday, stand up
they must, as if they were unable to yell and
make other horrible noises while sitting down.
Nearing a landing-stage — and nice things those
are — they rise in a body. Body is the word I
am always thinking of for these, trying their level
best to convert themselves into demned, damp,
moist, unpleasant bodies. I never can make
out why they are not all drowned, or, if there
was one sensible person aboard, knocked into the
bottom of the skiff by means of the paddle-boat-
hook applied to the top of their heads, just to
show them the error of their ways.
These navigators must be awfully disappoint-
ing people to the local coroner. If he understands
watermanship at all he must feel defrauded of
many fees quite his due, for they do play with
death most fearlessly or unthinkingly on the
river. River! I saw some of them the other
day going on in just the same way on the sea,
till they landed, and then, to give their skiff a
fair chance of reaching old age, they set to
jumping over her. As to personal regard for the
ship that carries you, I do not believe they know
what it means to care for your craft pretty much
in the same spirit as a ''merciful man" cares for
his horse, making it a friend rather than a mere
conveyance or conveyer, and being concerned in
its welfare.
It was on the road from Newhaven to Lewes,
via Telscombe and Swanborough that at twilight
of a dull December day I found a black kitten —
or, rather, it found me. Here we are in co.
still, and are likely to be, for the critter shows no
intention of quitting, and as it is a good bit better
than me on a very public trial, I am not foolish
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enough to go against the book and take It on a
second time. We met' — not by any means in a
crowd far from it — quite a mile on the Telscombe
side of Newhaven, no one in sight and not a
house for ever so far. Naturally I ventured to
stroke the tiny mite ; perhaps, naturally, too, she
took dislike to my tyke, the mildest-mannered
old poodle that ever got himself smothered in
dirt directly he was put into company trim.
Anyway, before you could say the initials of
''Jack Robinson," his lordship, or her ladyship,
was on the back of my neck, and there it, he, or
she stopped for the next three hours or so.
Perhaps it is a French cat, and said to itself,
'' J'y suis, j'y reste."
Be the nationality as it may, the motto was
acted up to all right, and stuck to, the motto
and me, the kitten doing the sticking like a
Briton. Not an inch would it budge to oblige
anybody, and I couldn't reach round to shift the
plucky little beast, so must march ''with a black
cat on my shoulder" right through — or, rather,
round, for I skirted it for fear of being chaffed —
the City of Telscombe and all the way to Lewes
Railway Station. Thereabouts we got on better
terms through community of taste. After two
years' trial I have declared on Horlick's malted
milk tablets, and many a time get all the stay I
want between breakfast and dinner out of a dozen
or so. Not knowing how long the morsel of a
pussy cat playing Old Man of the Sea to my
Sindbad the Sailor might have gone without
refreshments — it gave me a hint by chewing my
ears — I tried to purchase a refresher on the road,
but failed. In those parts small roadside land-
lords are apt to be what they themselves call
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independent, or others surly, and only trouble to
open for you in Sunday's closing hours during
the summer. So I tried Horlick on the dog —
which was a one-pound cat — and she ought to
write the firm a testimonial. About a dozen
tablets do me well for a lunch. My young friend
wolfed eight — ^just gave 'em two or three licks
for a start and then bolted them whole — in as
many minutes, and asked for more. But, malted
milk or no malted milk, she was like the gentle-
man rider who won a race at Plumpton a few
years ago, and only smiled superior when adjured
to get off to be weighed in. " Not till they call
* all right,' " said the clever amateur. *' You don't
get me disqualified like that." As close as a
limpet she stuck until I was safe in my stable.
Right along she selected the back of a high chair,
and has bossed the show ever since.
From Lewes to another training centre, which
you could also do from Newhaven, is only a step,
or at least not much more. This step I took
many a time and oft while Gatland had the
training quarters at Alfriston, on the Cuckmere
River bank — the establishment christened Win-
grove House by Charley Archer, after a very
well-known and popular racing gentleman, and
now in Batho's hands. The pace did not kill
Gatland, a singularly careful man in all his habits.
Poor, plucky chap that he was, he died of a painful,
lingering disease, and lies in Alfriston's breezy
churchyard, only "moved from over the way,"
with the stables just on the other side of the
Tye, a bit of common land, dividing his old
house from the church. Finding Gatland's
almost unmarked grave, I called to mind Lindsay
Gordon's sick stock-rider, and did so the more
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easily because of something in the Australian
line that happened to me at Litlington, about a
mile off across the Cuckmere River as the crow
flies. Gordon's words were : —
*' Let me slumber in the hollow, where the wattle-blossoms
wave,
With never stone or rail to fence my bed.
Should the sturdy station children pull the bush-flowers on
my grave,
I may chance to hear them romping overhead."
Neither stone nor rail fences Gatland's bed on
the grassy knoll under the grand ancient church's
shade. Just a green coverlet and a little fence
of evergreens does duty — nothing more formal.
He may not, I hope, chance to hear the Alfriston
children romping overhead. / hope not, for I
am a little old-fashioned in such regard, but as
he dozes and rests he may hear the youngsters,
as they play on the Tye next door, and run down
to the river bridge through the narrow passages,
locally, '' twittens "• — he himself was the first to
teach me the meaning of that Sussex word — or
might catch the measured tread of the occupants
of the stables that were his as Batho's string
goes out making for the rise to the dov/ns or,
returning, paces through the narrow street to the
yard. Besides, all the details of training stable
home routine which the experienced ear can
catalogue, each by its separate, distinct, incidental
sounds are within easy range.
CHAPTER VI
PLUMPTON AND ITS COUNTRY
Incredible as it may seem, nevertheless I do
assure my readers one and all that very many of
the (now old) boys who went to school at East-
bourne, Littlehampton, Worthing, Bognor, or
Brighton, before that spread itself so much, never
for a moment dreamt that anybody could put his
foot or any other part of him on the Downs and
say, ''This bit is mine, so you must keep off it."
Pretty nearly every condition favoured the belief
that they were public property. You might go
bird-nesting there without fear of interference,
and so you might disport yourself butterfly-catch-
ing to your heart's content. No one ever checked
you in that sort of hunting any more than they
did those who pursued their game with packs,
harriers, or fox-hounds. What is more, trainers
— I am not speaking of the day before yesterday,
you know — were given the run of gallops they
wished to use, the owners and farmers of the
land being quite pleased to have the gees exercised
where they could see them, more especially since
the stables made a market for hay and corn.
Very little land was then broken up on these hills.
(Speaking for myself, I wish a plough had never
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been seen on them, nor a turf moved to get the
stones away, and, I may add, spoil the going.)
Villages here and there, detached farms or solitary
barns with walled yards for lambing, also sheep
and shepherds and shepherds' dogs, were details
about which most people, old and young, did not
bother. They ''occurred," but were not un-
pleasant nor worth objecting to. Goodwood,
Brighton, and Lewes's race-stands might want
some explaining away to keep the notion of
freedom quite entire ; but then, also after a
fashion, they were evidences of the tract on which
their racing was held being a playground open
to all.
About the only obstacle you ordinarily found
in miles of walking or riding would be a sheep-
fold, and that would not interfere with you much,
because such were pitched in sheltered hollows,
and anyone who knows how to get about downs
is aware that the wise man never thinks of going
into the bottoms if he can possibly make his way
round on the tops. When some of us began to
give the ranges a tone by our presence, their
green spurs abutting on the towns were not of
much value. One need not have lived many
years to recollect when they began at the bottom
of Elm Grove in Brighton and the Queen's Park
Cricket Ground was an encroachment on their
area. Thence the turf was unbroken from the
town to Palmer on the one hand, and to Rotting-
dean and Newhaven on the other, and when rifle-
ranges were proposed to be, and subsequently
were, set up in the valley under White Hawk
Hill, where the races are held, not a few locals
were unpatriotic enough to grudge them to the
volunteers just enrolled. Objection was based
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on the shooting's interfering with the assumed
rights the public had to the downs.
As I said, the idea that these belonged to
individuals, were theirs to give or sell or take
away by enclosing, or make impracticable for
pleasure purposes by converting pasture into
arable, would have been scouted as quite absurd ;
though occasionally one did hear of the Marquis
of Bristol or the Marquis of Abergavenny or
Lord Chichester at Stanmer, Admiral Shiffner of
Offham, Lord Gage at Firle, the Gorings of
Wiston, the Campions of Danny, the Beards of
Rottingdean, Lord Leconfield and the Duke of
Richmond out in West Sussex, and the like.
The farthest one got then was to conclude that
'* perhaps they had something to do with it," in a
vague sort of way — maybe as Lords of the Manor,
or possibly as trustees for us who played about
on them a-foot or a-horse.
I cannot bear to picture to myself what the
hills might be like between Brighton and, say,
Plumpton, if they were all brought into use as is
the land in the farmer's near neighbourhood. As
it is, after all the cutting and carving about of
the fine old pastures, there are about a dozen
nice long or short driving and walking or hackino-
ways of getting across from one to another if you
count in lifts by the railway which are available.
The wedge of land which lies between the
Brighton and Lewes roads never was particularly
interesting quite near Brighton — at least, not as
down land. For instance, it was not until one
got along on the Ditchling road to a square copse
where the track from Withdean came in, that one
seemed to get fairly into the open. Civilisation,
as represented by walls and houses, even if the
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latter were few and far between, extended that far
along the London road and past the Preston
military barracks on the Lewes road till by the
latter you got under the brow of the old Roman
encampment known as Hollingbury Castle. So,
though Brighton's feelers have radiated vastly of
late and the area between them been covered
with houses, the rider, driver, or walker making
from the sea to the weald between Lewes and
Clayton gets about as soon into the real country
now as he did nearly fifty years ago. Then
Hanover crescent on the east of the aforesaid
wedge overlooked fields, and on the west or
London road side, where Brighton ended half a
mile south of the Viaduct, was a very extensive
and highly-flavoured tract of allotment ground
devoted chiefly to the cultivation of pigs, and
named California out of compliment to that re-
mote district, whose recently-discovered richness
was nothing compared to that of Brighton's Cali-
fornia piggeries. Then, as now, if you started
for Plumpton by the London road you would
not turn off till you got to Patcham, either (early)
to go up on the Ladies' Mile to join the Ditchling
road at Stanmer Park gates, by the side of which
was good cantering and galloping, or, better still
(delayed), branching away till farther on near
Patcham Church, near to which an old bridle-
path takes you, mainly on turf, right up to the
north-west extremity of the Park close by Ditch-
ling Borstal. You go down that, if you please,
or along the face of the downs, and so by West-
meston or Plumpton Borstal to the cross roads.
Taking train from Brighton to Hassock's
Gate and walking through Ditchling and Street,
is pleasant in fine weather. (I call the station
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Hassock's Gate, and I mean to. What business
has anyone to take the gate off? No more, I
guess, than to cut away Burgess's hill or
Hay ward's heath, or Wivel's field.) I believe as
nice an excursion as a moderate walker can want
can be had, starting by rail to Falmer, then
through Lord Chichester's Park, and over the
downs straight across to Plumpton Borstal. A
second, also by way of Falmer Station, can be
mapped out, turning to the left past the Swan in
the village ; and a third, perhaps the pleasantest
of all while it lasts, is to make the longer little
railway journey on to Lewes, then pass the race-
stand (there are three distinct picturesque ways
of walking between the White Hart and the
racecourse), and on over by Black Cap and down
through a long copse which brings you not far
from Plumpton Crossways, on the very ancient
road between Lewes and Bramber castles. By-
the-by, if, starting from Lewes, you stick to the
metal and keep under the hills by Offham, after-
wards leaving Cooksbridge on your right, you
have rare going along one of the best roads in
England, and pretty scenery on each hand all the
way. I have not come to the end of my list yet,
but, as I have a good deal more to say, let the
remainder of the routes stand over, merely
remarking that, thanks to fossicking about in the
style indicated, I can always if I so desire do
Plumpton pretty fully without going near the
place. What do you think ?
I never go near Plumpton without wishing
that someone would put up a nice hotel there,
and bring enough customers to make the spec,
answer. A rare site this for a convalescents'
resort, to which sound folk might come at will.
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You cannot find a better for poor bodies with
inclination to weakness in the lungs. I wouldn't
swop Plumpton for Ventnor if the patients
concerned were only a little bit inclined to be
weak, you know. But, then, as readers may
perhaps be aware, I am very partial to the South
Downs and the Sussex Weald country that lies
near the northern feet of the great chalk ranges.
None of the seasons would come amiss to me
down that way, but for choice give me spring.
When the days are drawing out strongly and the
sun is asserting its power ; the early butterflies
need not fear getting nipped ; the hedges are
growing blind fast, and most of the big trees'
leaves following their blooms out ; when those
who know where to seek for them may find small
birds' eggs, and not only the voice of the turtle is
heard in the land (when is it not ?), but the
cuckoo has a word to say, and in quite different
fashion from his June, July, and August speech ;
then is the time for the lover of the country to
take liberal doses of Plumpton. ** Lord help
'em! How I pities those unhappy folk" who
just run down to the meetings and bundle off at
the earliest opportunity — that is to say, by the
special train service which the South Coast
Railway Company have made very good lately.
I trust that while they are on the spot they do
appreciate the solemn old grey-green downs that
overlook the racecourse's slope, itself a strong
rise, but paltrily insignificant by comparison
with their towering steeps, the highest getting on
for 900 feet above sea level. Also, we will hope
that the outlook among the oak-timbered country-
side may, perchance, be grateful and comforting
during the restless division's brief visits.
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Let me tell you, my brothers who like
Plumpton's pickles, you have no conception of
what relishing sauce is to be had free, gratis, and
for nothing right on the premises, or next door to
them. Only half a mile from the cottage garden
at the corner of the course, into which, as I
wrote a few weeks ago, poor Sensier jumped and
upset a hive or two of bees, is a marvellous bit of
romantic river country in miniature. Our up-to-
date photographers could take bits of this and
develop 'em in such style that you would believe
you were looking on a mighty river hemmed in
by gigantic rocks and rushing over stupendous
falls. That is the way they bring out authors'
houses in celebrities at home, lending to a mere
dustbin an importance which almost makes you
cease to wonder how the great Mr Backscratcher
can get a study as big as the Royal Exchange
into a forty-pound-a-year villarette. The thing
is done, you know, because you see it in print as
per photograph ; and we all know that one must
believe all said in newspapers, also that the
(photographic) instrument cannot lie. For
myself, I do not want any enlargements of
Plumpton's purling brook, which even a Mr
Cheviot Hill might pronounce beautiful without
an artful, artless Scotch lassie to give him a lead.
The soft-voiced chatterer's flow is good
enough for me as it is, with its steep walls and
pools worn out of the red sandstone, its ferns and
flowers, overhanging bushes, and trees that quite
hide the best part of its beauties from strangers.
You miorht drive down the lane a score times in
summer, with the water not half a dozen yards
away, and not know that the brook was busily
going on, unless you had to look for it. And the
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flowers ! Where is there such choice ? You
have, in different parts of the place, clay soil and
sandy soil, and on the higher ground chalk, and
the vegetation appertaining to each, as also
results In growth and colour tone consequent on
blending the various plant foods. I declare that
you get almost as many different kinds of
flowering nettles here as you do varieties of other
blooms of all sorts in less favoured localities.
Primroses — despite the traffic in these for market,
especially on Disraeli day — you may stand in one
place and pick a basketful. Bluebells — the banks
will be blue with them. Wild anemones — they
make a pinky- white carpet, thick as Millais's
fallen apple blossoms. Cowslips — If the
Lincolnshire people came this way they would
start a cowslip wine brewery as big as Bass's
show, or getting on towards that in importance.
Wild geraniums and orchids, dog violets, cuckoo
flowers, lords and ladles In full orange-berry glory,
and all the many blooming weeds with which we
are so familiar, except In giving them a name —
there they are so that you can mow them with a
scythe.
Healthy ? I believe you. I said it was just
now, but will not write too much for fear that
Mr Hodgkinson may do away with the racing
in order to cover his acres with a gigantic sana-
torium, and so over-populate the land that there
will not be flowers enough to "go round." Just
one word more, though, as to health. Come
with me and be introduced to an old friend, quite
a young chap In his way, who shall be a sample
ofa dweller in these parts. How old .-^ Eighty
last Christmas, and as sound as a bell. (You
may prefer a bell of brass — why bell of brass, or,
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for that matter, bell, I never could make out, but
as ''a bell of brass " is the standard, we will bring
that in.) A rosy apple-faced little man he is,
with a delightful frock all over quiltings and
smockings, and a pair of nimble little legs in
leather gaiters, warranted by wear to stand any
weather. You see that hill in front of you, a
furlong and more high from foot to crest, with
a road cutting up its face, quartering it in a
way? Good! Now you may not see, but will
believe me when I tell you that Ditchling Common
lies some miles away from where we are, and is
a great, roomy, open expanse. Well, the last
time that I called on my young-old friend he
was not at home, because he had gone off on
foot to find and bring back single-handed some
runaway cattle reported to have located them-
selves up there. Not bad for eighty, is it ? And
as to the Borstal — that is what Sussexers call the
hill and its descending road (you see a Borstal
stake in the Plumpton programme) — I would
back mine ancient to make straight up the grass
while most of us toiled by the road, and, when we
were puffing and blowing, after winning to the
top, find wind enough to tell us all about Plump-
ton Place, a fine manor house once, and its moat,
and the reedy pond, and what the fox does if
found in this part or that, and the company he
has seen at Plumpton Crossways, meets of the
hounds, and a lot more.
A very swell manor house this was once upon
a time, as you would scarcely believe on looking
at it now. I wonder the owner has let it go so
wrong. The moat used to be noted for its bright,
clear water, which shows that the Mascall, late
Marescal, who first brought carp from the Danube
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and introduced them to England, did not know
too much about their likings when he planted
them here. He made Plumpton celebrated, too,
by introducing pippins, of which the golden pippin
is a great Sussex favourite now. Another owner
of Plumpton was a Nicholas Carew, the family
some of us recollect as holding Beddington and
miles of land right away from that village up to
Banstead and farther. A Carew it was who first
imported an orange tree to England. The last
we racing men know of the Carews was poor
** Stunner," who, in Delight, owned the best three-
year-old of Lord Lyon's year. Mr Sutton would
not have won that Derby if Delight had kept all
right instead of breaking down — in the Chester
Cup, was it not? Next door to Plumpton, at
Street, were another family bearing a name rac-
ing folk knew well. This was only a matter of
three or four hundred years ago, and the name
is Dobell. One of that ilk was a persecuted
Royalist, and escaped Cromwellian pursuers by
riding his charger up a chimney into a secret
chamber, where, of course, he would be safe.
My old friend recollects "hearing tell of it," but
does not commit himself to facts or dates ; as
also he is guarded about another temporarily
local celebrity, Simon de Montfort, whose camp
was up aloft on Plumpton Plain when he set
forth to meet — and, as it turned out, beat and
take — King Henry in the battle of Lewes.
Guarded he is, but has seen relics of the fight
discovered.
CHAPTER VII
LEWES AND ITS COUNTRY
I FIRST knew this most ancient borough when
Drewitt trained at Astley House, where Escott
is now located in a vastly improved establish-
ment. Then George Fordham, his son-in-law,
had a house not so far off on the Brighton
road. That was before Lord St Vincent had
moved to the Telscombe quarters now held by
Mr Gorham, and when William Goater was
turning out big winner after big winner for Lord
Westmorland. What a fine figure of a man his
lordship was, and what scope Goater had at
Findon, with practically all the downs within
reach, east and west of the Worthing- London
road at his command, and nothing to pay for
going on to the ground !
If you want to find out all about this very
characteristic county town, start by reading up
at the excellent Fitz-Roy Free Library, where
to my joy I discovered a collection of works of
reference mostly dealing with Sussex, for which
the town is indebted to Mr George Holman,
thrice in succession Mayor of Lewes. I began
to read myself up regarding the ancient town,
which — so says a friend — Chaucer styled Louse.
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This find was very all right up to a certain point,
as I went well with Maro Antony Lower, a
real authority on the county and all its works,
went strong indeed, and was as one should be
at Rosherville, doing a Happy Day, till I came
to his playing William Cobbett, who is made
responsible for calling this the town of pretty
girls and clean windows, in, as I think, his
(Cobbett's) ''Rural Rides." That led to my
downfall. I like to verify my references (or,
better still, get them verified for me). Accord-
ingly, remembering where a collector of Cobbet-
tiana had recently located himself in the place,
I looked his establishment up, and we together
looked up — or rather, after — the " Rural Rides "
for hours and hours in a small cupboard sort of
box-room and an atmosphere richly impregnated
with that pungent, nose-tickling dust begotten
of closely-packed old books. One of us had to
hold the candle and the other cope in its dim
light with books packed in piles which slid, books
stacked in rows v^^hich toppled over on the least
provocation, little books wedged under big
weighty ones, and great tomes that cast them-
selves at you if you meddled in the least with
their foundations.
We found Cobbett galore : — '' Paper against
Gold," ''Advice to Young Men," "Advice to
Young Women," "Cottage Gardener," "Cobbett's
Sermons," " Legacy to Parsons," also, " Legacy to
Labourers," each with a lovely dedication about
1 80 deg. in the shade ; " History of the Reforma-
tion" (a sweet book that), "Ann Cobbett's Cookery
Book " (dear old Ann's cuisine wanted a cask of
brandy and a two-quart jug of cream always on
tap in the larder, if you were to follow her recipes),
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''Cobbett's English Grammar" (William's
English grammar was irreproachable), his
''French Grammar," ''American Gardening,"
his "Life," and "Emigrant's Guide"; in short
or in long, all manner of Cobbett's works,
a whole library of him, save and except the
" Rural Rides." We at last retired defeated,
disgraced, sneezing to disagreeableness, aching
most woundily in our poor backs — myself no
forrader than when I started.
Still, next day I got some compensation, for
the downs were simply grand where I was, up on
the Cliffe, the great island dump of downs styled
by the authorities "a fault." If the Cliffe is a
fault, I am grateful for the error made in forming
the face of the country out of accord with what
the scientific gents consider proper order. But
for a certain amount of hogheadedness, I should
not have done the Cliffe, for I thought I saw a
motor-car up on the crest of the hill. There
was something high up on the crest by the golf
links, going along as one would think only a
motor-car can. "This ends the downs for me,"
says I. " If such articles are to do the downs
as well as the roads, all is up with me, for I have
now no refuge from their noise and smell." To
know the worst, I climbed and found no motor
carriage, but — steam ploughing-machine tackle
in full work dragging up granite blocks to build
a Martyrs' Memorial ! The " cars " that appeared
to be climbing the face of one of the steepest
combes in the county and careering along the
ridges, were sleighs carrying big cubes of stone,
dragged by steel ropes. The spectacle instructed
me a lot in what may be done in warfare, and
relieved my mind much regarding the future of
one of our most precious English playgrounds.
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Up, up aloft there, pretty nearly all alone,
with the steam-engine and the larks, the granite
blocks and the last of the swallows, the lovely
view and the black-faced sheep, I had time to
rest and wonder how the late Mr William Cobbett
came to set himself up as a judge of clean windows
and pretty faces. Judging from what I know
of the male married members of the family, he
must have got some of this information at
second-hand, and not by looking at the pretty
faces. He surprised me at Lewes, did William,
because he was, for his day, a very up-to-
date journalist, and I wonder at his missing
a chance of lugging in gridirons instead of
talking about pretty girls. He couldn't well
have missed doing so if he had happened along
when a Martyrs' Memorial was in course of
erection. You see, they used to keep in stock at
the Sussex county town gridirons for grilling
martyrs (that is where the memorial comes in) ;
but holders of the true faith, whichever it might
be, were not particular about locality. The
religious party boss for the time didn't mind
where they burned, so long as they could get a
supply of obdurates who would rather be killed
than give in to con- or per-version. So far as
I can make out, when the Old Faith section was
in the chair they served up Protestants hot and
hot ; but the Protestants also had their innings
now and then, and indicated a difference of
opinion which did alter friendship by spatch-
cocking or pulling out of joint the opposition, just
to show how Christians love one another.
Seeing how things went, I do marvel that old
William missed playing martyrs' gridirons for all
they were worth in order to gently lead up to his
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light-sparring publication "The Gridiron." He
had already had a few words, you know, on the
subject in his '' History of the Reformation," and
could have so easily worked up to his own
*' Gridiron " through natural steps afforded by
Henry V HI. (how he loved the Bluff old Blue-
Beard ! also the Virgin Queen with the vermilion
hair and general tendency to very high colour),
Sir Thomas Cromwell, and Lewes's Great Priory
of St Pancras, which master and man broke up
for building materials. William, William, you
were a fine journalist for your times, and wrote
jolly good English, also handbooks of quality
and usefulness never surpassed, but you missed
picking up cues when you failed to play gridiron.
The identical gridiron on which between a dozen
and a score of men and women were stood to be
burnt alive in Lewes, is shown to this day ;
likewise, like Flora's back drawing-room in
''Little Dorrit," there is the spot where the
roastings came off, still at the top of School Hill,
and still almost in front of the White Hart —
where doubtless fancy prices were paid for a
good window to see the show; and where now
the greatest of all the Lewes bonfires — every
division of the town has one to itself — blazes
annually in memory of the martyrs and defiance
of the system which they did so pluckily defy.
And if the true Lewesians seem rather over
tenacious and vindictive in keeping up such
unpleasant memories, be it remembered that the
roastees were one and all Sussex folk, some from
the town itself, and very likely related to many
of those who saw them burn. Suppose your
cousin or your sister — ? I think you would hand
down the record pretty vividly to your descend-
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ants : and remember it takes astonishingly few
generations to reach back a trifle of three
hundred and fifty years. The institution of
bonfiring suits Lewes and vicinity, and is harmless
enough, take it all round, if you do your
"remembering" wisely and insist on not for-
getting that the bearings of uncomplimentary
sectarian remarks lie in their application to Sir
Guido Fawkes's era. Those who call the tune pay
the piper. The Bonfire Boys take possession of
the borough in their — well, hundreds is too few, and
thousands is perhaps too many. They to a great
extent take over the functions of the police as
well. There is very great method of order in
the apparent disorder which they control : a grand
raree show is organised for an enormous con-
stituency who enjoy themselves, and what to the
inexperienced appears terribly dangerous is proved
to be very otherwise. Time was, says my friend
Mr G. F. Verrall — chairman of a bench of
magistrates, if you please, and an ardent Bon-
f^rer — that a good deal of rioting was incidental
to the performances. That was mainly because
of police interference and unwise attempts at
repression. This led to trouble, out of which
undesirable outsiders made opportunity after the
manner of their kind. But now the Boys are
allowed to do pretty much as they like, and by
consequence ensure order, also respect property
on their own account.
The best proof that the organisers and
conductors know what they are about and can be
trusted — it is desirable to recollect this when you
behold flaming barrels dragged full tilt down the
steep pitch of School Hill — lies in the simple fact
that the Cliffe bonfire has never yet burnt up the
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old houses which every year it must (apparently)
almost touch. This means experience and care.
My word ! you should have heard the magisterial
Mr Verrall, at the White Hart, expounding the
unwritten law of the societies to a company of
young gentlemen who suffered somewhat through
inadvertently, maybe, interfering with arrange-
ments. They came for the bread of sympathy —
not that bread is so efficacious in cases of black
eye as beef — and were given the stone — a rather
good thing a stone, laid on cold in the early
stages of a mouse's development — of admonition.
Theirs was the only instance I came across where
a ''collision" happened, and this didn't matter
much one way or the other. The sportsman
with the variegated peeper — a pretty sight he
would have been next morning if the kind lady
who prescribed arnica for him had applied that
remedy ; I tried that tincture once, and came out
as chromatic as a bit of oxidised copper ore — he
didn't mind, nor the brother visitor, who had a
bare patch where the skin had been knocked off
the bridge of his nose. They sensibly consoled
themselves in that, like the celebrated Roman
Matron, they too had not been idle, and — but I
must cut Fifth of Novembering and get on.
Stay, I must just re-tell a true yarn about the
first original Guy Fawkes day. I say true,
because two old friends used most solemnly
swear to the truth of this ghost story. One poor
chap, a good sportsman, is dead and gone — Mr
Fred Howcroft, who ran one or two comic opera
companies. The other friend would, I know,
corroborate me. Here is the story cut short.
My informants used to live near Tilbury, in an
old manor house, rendezvous for some of the Guy
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Fawkes conspirators, to which at least one
repaired after the coup manque at St Stephen's.
They both declared that at midnight on every
Fifth of November — and mind you, one lived for
years In the house, and the other who rented it,
went down on purpose to investigate — they
distinctly heard as twelve struck, the clatter of a
horse galloped into the stable yard, the ring of a
horseman's heavy riding-boot heels as he
hurriedly dismounted, and the jingle of his spurs
on the cobble stones, then the stable door open,
the footfalls of a horse being led into the stall,
the banging of the door as it closed, and the
tired tread of an armed man as he marched into
the house. Do I believe a word of it ? That is
as may be, so far as regards the manifestations.
But so far as the narrators' good faith and the
trustworthiness of their evidence as the truth, the
whole truth, and nothing but the truth, according
to their personal observation, I always was quite
satisfied.
But let us quit gunpowder-treasoning and
turn on the country tap. What go we forth
for to see down in Sussex ? Summer. Not the
summer season according to the calendar, which
may be winter, autumn, or, still worse, spring ;
but jolly fine old-fashioned hot weather. Summer
with Mr Sol blazing over your head and on your
back, more power to him, all sorts of vegetation
a-growing and a-blowing at express speed, and
the farmers as crooked as two sticks in their
tempers, being afraid of losing their grumbling
form by reason of falling out of practice for ten
minutes or so, since they had a fill of rain to
grow the grass and now a baking sun for hay-
making. Summer, the sort to make you cast
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back to the old days when as a boy you kicked
all the clothes off at night and tumbled yourself
into river, pool (or pond, for that matter), or sea
by day, even if you had to play truant — '* dolly,"
we used to call it — to let instinct have an innings.
Summer, with the glaring, blazing, broiling sun
to make you jump for thinking of boxing about
in a sailing boat from Newhaven Harbour, as
soon as a whiff of Stockholm tar gave you the
office, or want to loot the fit-out of the innocent
angling stranger — piscator and viator in one —
making up to the upper reaches of the Ouse on
fishing intent. The Ouse ? Oh ! yes, there are
Ouses and Ouses, and salmon in both — I mean
in some — and Lewes has one, as I have mentioned
before. How many do I know, not by sight, as
you may say, but on speaking terms ? There is
the Yorkshire one, by whosejbanks have I trudged
many and many a mile, a very presentable stream
up by York, and a very muddy flow down by
Selby, where the saffron grows, and the wild
hop flourishes to an extent which Kent's culti-
vated branch of the family might well envy, and
the dewberries are big as raspberries. Then
there is the Bedfordshire member of the family,
which helps Cambridge to train its crews and
passes into the sea down King's Lynn way, a
very muddy sort of flow. The French Oise, on
whose banks I was last week, is, I suppose, to be
reckoned a member of the class — and there are
others.
The Ouse and the Cliffe — they come together
along the Glynde road — seem perhaps Lewes's
most special landmarks. The pleasant old Bear
Inn achieves the feat of being literally in the
one and the other. Let me explain that this is
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managed by what is sometimes called a double
intender. One side of the inn merges into the
bricked face of the river's channel by the bridge.
{The bridge, if you please, there is no other for
miles.) Thus the inn may be said to be actually
in the stream. It is also in the Cliffe, which in
Lewes means not only the great hill-face, but
also the straight, shady, old street leading
thereto, said street named on the lucus a non
lucendo principle, seeing that it is about the
lowest-lying and levellest street in the place.
This low-lying Cliffe district distinguished itself
once in the good old no-sanitation times by
showing a clean bill when the rest of Lewes was
terribly afflicted by one of the fashionable
epidemics of the period — typhoid, I think. As
it might have been reasonably supposed that the
higher parts would have stood the better chance,
this was puzzling. The reason lay, of course, in
accidentally superior water supply. The Cliffe
furnished itself from a spring descending fresh
and sweet from its elevated namesake, subject to
no fouling en route. Let me hasten to add that
all the town's water has long been above reproach.
Let me also explain to the Bear that I do not
call him or it a hotel because it seems too old-
fashionedly solid and snug ; one does not
somehow associate the more modern appella-
tion with either quality. The good hostelry is
roomy enough, as witness that spacious apart-
ment, or rather pair of apartments, where the
farmers used to have such fine market-dinners in
the days of yore.
The Sussex Ouse holds big sea trout, and is
a salmon river according to Cocker and the
Fisheries Act. " Muwh improved," is the local
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verdict — and so I found it, strangely so. Never
a dead dog or cat floating could I spot. Some-
body must have bought them up and taken them
home ; they never decay on this river, and, once
a dead dog or dead cat, always the same, is the
motto they float up to. The isolation fever
hospital mattresses, which, cast like bread on
the waters, travelled in former years again and
again to extreme points between Newhaven
Harbour and Barcombe Mills, appeared to have
finished their course of almost endless voyages.
Nobody had doctored the town's drains with
stuff to kill, or which did kill, eels by the million.
No barge in evidence, to bung up the whole of
the fairway. The swans, who look so pretty
but are so ruinous to fishing, were, as usual on
this river, quite docile and amenable ; perhaps
their being amiable is the reason why boys are
permitted to steal their eggs. Wild flowers on
the bank, from kingcups to ragged robins, were
a treat, and homely familiar the tame animals,
beginning with the mighty, lusty, black oxen and
finishing with the little bright-eyed field mouse.
On each hand looked down the great chalk
ranges, good enough to rank as mountains to
the ridiculous quadruped cited.
Let no man run down the Sussex Ouse, for
it is — well, if you fancy that sort of stream, this
would very likely be the sort you might fancy,
not otherwise, because you may not care for a
river with no convenient landing-place for eight
miles on the tidal part, and no desire on anybody's
part to make matters better. And talking of
accommodation on the tidal stream, I wish some-
one would put before the South Coast directors
the claim Newhaven has for consideration as a
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resort for yachting and boating folk. I hear
that at least one of our leading yacht clubs is
approaching the railway company on the subject
of better accommodation for pleasure craft in the
harbour, which has been exceedingly poor, if I
can believe friends who have put into that port
and regretted the experience. For sure, if their
custom was cultivated — and only the will is
needful to provide all desired — much use would
be made of the harbour, an extremely handy one
as regards its position for channel sailing. And
when anything is being done I do hope that safe
landing-places for those in small boats may be
provided. At present there is not any at all
fitting for the purpose, unless your craft is of
the dinghy order ; and at the only stairs which
can be so called, risk of accident in embarking or
disembarking is great, unless you have two or
three hands to manage a boat of any length.
Again, the town would benefit if the ferry at the
Harbour Station were managed properly, so that
visitors could easily cross from west to east, and
vice versa. According to local gossip, the exist-
ing ferry will shortly be reserved exclusively for
the railway company's staff. In that case, visitors
and others who go on the western side to look
at the fort and the cliffs over against the jetty
or mole, and are desirous of crossing to make
towards Seaford, will be compelled to walk the
best part of a mile to the bridge, and again as
far back to the beach on the eastern coast, so
realising the late Mr Richard Swiveller's un-
fortunate condition, being obliged to go a mile
and a half to reach over the way. Now that the
sea-wall from Ousemouth to Seaford is complete
— and a very fine marine promenade afforded,
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adding greatly to local attractions — doing any-
thing to put difficulties in the way of folks
appreciating the improvements would be a pity.
Surely the railway company, who are practically
the Harbour Company, must be going against
old public ferry rights in preventing or not
furnishing means of free crossing. Still, with all
its deficiencies, from the salmon-leap at Barcombe
Mills to the British Channel, the Ouse has good
qualities, as a naturalist can soon find out and a
fisherman must. Its best is proximity to the
downs ; in genuine June weather, most lovely
country on or off. What do I mean by ''on or
off"? Look you here. U may not be quite
accurate in taking the Weald in with the Downs
or the Downs in with the Weald, but for purposes
of this argument I make them march together.
Some folk — foolish to my mind, but I admit that
personal taste may lead me away — do not care for
the South Downs. I do, and could live on them all
the year round, making up for bleak periods by the
sweet balmy turns you have served out to you in
due season. Moreover, I believe that a man
might camp on them through a long life and
never reach the limit of their infinite variety.
Mind you, too, if he did pitch his tent up, up
aloft, he is always within handy reach of marked
change, for no farther off than next door down in
the Weald — or, as in the West they would call it
the vale — is different climate, different soil,
different method of growth, of tree, herb, and plant,
and between the two a border land of alluvial wash-
ing. Nature's neutral territory, where both the
highlands and the plain give of their best. Let
me have the upland for health and enjoyment, and
when I am ill if anyone thinks I am going and is
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good enough to want to give me a chance, put me
somewhere up on the South Down range.
Never mind about Switzerland or foreign
health resorts ; do not listen to talk about bleak-
ness and south-westerly gales : take me up on
the ridges and find me a roof somehow. And in
summer never mind about the roof, good Dr
DoJivns taken a few hours per day will put you
straight if anything or anybody can. Pine
woods ? I know plenty about pine woods, and
like them much at home and abroad. Beautiful
it is to be among the firs when the sun draws
the '' medicinal gum " aroma from their spines and
bark, mostly from the fallen spines, as I believe,
and the old cones, also the trunk's scales, crackle
in the heat. Grand it is to be on the edge of a
coppice with foliage of sorts distilling delicate
scent, notably the tender leaves of the oak's
second shoots, the hazel, and the briars. What
more can the tired man need in an ordinary way
than to look over a bridge or from a terrace on to
tree-tops shot up from far down valleys with a
ripple of running or falling water singing gentle
accompaniment in time to their sway and rustle ?
Not for a moment do I underrate the charms
of fat meads and crystal streams where the lusty
trout lie ; the moorhens, built galleon fashion,
perk along mincingly ; the dabchicks worry them-
selves needlessly into diving out of sight ; the
water rats imagine vain things in danger ; the
swallows skim the surface ; and the poor human
can see many strange sights if so be he has only
sense enough to keep quiet for a spell so that
things get settled down, and he is regarded as a
fixture like a pollard willow or an osier stump.
Lanes ? Did anybody ever hear me say a word
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against lanes ? Why would I, when I count one
of the Downs' chiefest charms their being footed
by bands of ancient ways, paved, absolutely paved,
with history and romance, old-time thoroughfares
to be peopled at will by the imaginative day-
dreamer, dressed by actors in life's drama, making
a procession a thousand years long for certain, as
we know the history of England from the Con-
queror's time, and marked, many of them by
dwellers in our land before the Romans made
roads not beaten up to date. Good — I say very
good — are all the samples I quote and others to
be cited, as, for instance, the coast. I have not
brought in that yet, nor the river. Good old
Father Thames ! As he has cropped up, put him
in the parcel with the rest, and then you can take
the rest while I go for the Downs, more especially
as they are in summer, and were when I made
spells off to pay my respects to them this week.
Not all the scents of Araby can match the
perfume of their turf. Araby ? Araby, be blowed !
Where does Arabia Felix, or any other — unhappy
or otherwise — come in with a bouquet ? They
couldn't do anything for Lady Macbeth's little
hands. She said so, and I shall never forget
Mme. Ristori's making the statement. She was
convincing, if you like. She and Mr Macbeth
wouldn't have wanted any scents of Araby if they
had exploited the South Downs before coveting
their neighbour's crown, because, thanks to their
corrective influence, they must have put all
daggering out of the question, the mens sana
being in corpore sano. Our Royal blend is of
wild thyme and marjoram, burnet and meadow-
sweet, lady's-shoes-and-stockings and plantain,
cock sorrel and sloe shoot, white clover and red
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clover, buttercups and the other yellow flower
related to the sweet sultan, the last of the may,
and some of the furze, also elder flowers and
buckthorns, the daisies and the dog violets, the
scented violets' leaves and the cowslips, the
mosses and the grasses themselves making hay
scent under your footfall, the kidney vetch, the
milk worts and the stitchwort, the wild raspberry
canes and the blackberry leaves — strongly aro-
matic both — and the hundred — hundred is it, or
thousand ? — other inhabitants of Downland.
Our blend and want of music in the soul, which
induces acting up to the deficit with a tendency
to stratagems and spoils as well, could not go
together.
I have often wondered why someone does not
start a sanatorium on the Downs. What price
that, with poor run-down mortals resting their
eyes doing nothing but watching the rooks
manoeuvring and the jackdaws trying to go one
better, the rabbits slyly playing, and the thrushes
seeking a living far from cover, the plovers com-
plaining, as is their wont, a stray seagull seeking
what it may devour, the chats a-chatting, and the
larks never at a loss for a voluntary till a dis-
cordant element presents itself in the person of a
hawk, the doves — not wood pigeons, doves — busy
in the hollows, where the mixed clover hay crops
are so heavy this year, and the wagtails, ever
fidgeting, the wheat-ears, who may not be caught
as they used, and are now in consequence scarcer
than before protection came, and the waves — not
waves, but seas of clouds, shadows running over
the shoulders of the hills and into the bosoms of
the dells.
Who was it? Old '* Ingoldsby," was it not.
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who wrote *' As I lay a-thynkynge, and heard a
merrle Birde as she sat upon the spraye." He
did, and finished with ''Here is rest!" He
dwelt hard by some pretty Downs, Barham way,
as you rise from Bridge on the Dover road from
Canterbury. I wish the reverend gentleman
mieht have criven our Sussex Downs a turn before
he came to the "as I lay a-thynkynge " stage. I
would have liked to read his views on the views
from them, which — but here I am a'most at the
end of my tether, and not half got into my stride
up aloft with the white clouds showing the clear
blue sky, more and more illimitable in its depths,
a grey haze hanging over the coast line, the
brook-lands and weald spread out right away to
Eastbourne and Pevensey like a map ; over the
way, three great chalk ranges, with on the sky
line farther off the ridges cutting from Crow-
borough and up that way to East Grinstead, and
right on to Reigate, pretty well. One, two, three,
four, five, six beacon bonfires I can count, built,
or being built, like conical huts to hold a hundred
people at a time, and against some of these
another wagon-load of furze or faggot-wood or
brush stands outlined waiting to be unloaded.
Down and over the hill's face I can see the patient
bullocks deliberately drawing the plough ; smart
Iambs — children of silly sheep — are taking advan-
tage of the golf club's bunkers to make the most
of the breeze, and doubtless passing votes of
thanks for the kindly consideration shown in
throwing up these nice little hillocks. Not a soul
is within half a mile range, and enjoyment would
be as nearly as possible perfect if one might lie on
the turf, rest and be thankful. — But, good friends,
don't you try lying, for our friends about here won't
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take a halfpenny worth of trouble to prevent the
Downs from becoming one vast thistle farm, and
if you do sit down you will know torture, as do
the poor dogs, who, like King Agag, come
delicately. If you feel that way inclined, play at
having your foot on your native down and your
name being anything you please to call yourself.
But don't put anything else that belongs to you
on to your native or otherwise territory, unless
you fancy being an animated pin-cushion.
In a fine September week, when tied down
to go racing instead of wandering at Lewes, a
cutting from Mr Lucas's '* Sussex Highways and
Byways " came my way. The writer of the
Sussex book put before strangers — i.e., readers
not personally acquainted with a recently deceased
Sussex worthy — a word portrait so skilful that
these ought to be able to make for themselves
a presentment of the old sportsman, a picture
very near to the good fellow in his habit as he
lived. For myself, had I happened promiscuously
on the sketch without a word of reference to the
original's name or locale, I should, as must
almost everyone personally acquainted with the
Mr Home in question, have confidently identified
my old friend. At his feet I have sat many a
time and oft, absorbing sport and love of country
life, and wanting with eager longing to be free
to go and do likewise, as he descanted on wander-
ings far and near in the country where, getting
on for almost three parts of a century, he was a
notable character. Once upon a time John
Home had been a well-to-do sportsman, and a
sort of halo from his better-off, fast-going days
hung round him ever afterwards. Quaker-bred
he was, and a quaker connected with many rich
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families of that faith — do you call it a faith?
Whatever it is, I can say, as mixing many years
with Quakers, it turns out real good sorts when
you know them, and I knew many. One great
financial magnate used to learn to play the
concertina in fear and trembling in one of our
top-storey bedrooms ; and a son of his, though
wild and a runner-away to sea, declined to cut
the connection. Also he declined to give up
chewing tobacco while nautically home for the
holidays, and carried that habit and great dis-
may into the meeting-house, where he was an
assiduous attendant, frequently moved to let off
strange words. Quakers by the score I have
had to thank for many pleasant days, so I hope
you will excuse my excursing a little on their
account.
A great ''character" was John Home (in his
county ''character" means little more than a
person of strong hobby, who treats convention-
ality lightly ; it carries no disrespect), and he
was widely known. I am not surprised therefore
that Refereaders who recollected the kindly old
man, some earlier than I, should write me regard-
ing him and his ways, particularly his partiality
for sticks, the cutting them and seasoning. Now,
when I find anybody interested in this line of
collecting I often want to foregather with him
or them and discuss the ethics of the stick
business — mostly illegal, viewed strictly. Acts
such as taking short cuts where you do no
damage to crops or disturb game, or cutting a
promising brier or thorn walking-stick of high
value in your eyes, though not at all likely to
be turned to account by its proprietor except for
stopping a gap in a hedge, are unlawful, I believe.
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At the same time, if you, the trespasser or depre-
dator, don't mean any harm, well, where is it —
the harm, I mean — seeing that you are in your
own estimation honest as Izaak Walton's fishers ?
Feeling on a safe platform of morality, I would
still like, as I say, to talk over the rights of the
case, because it is hard to read of old and poor
people being sent to prison for pulling a few dead
sticks to boil the kettle, while you, well-found,
deliberately help yourself to live wood which does
not belong to you. John Home would no more
dream of taking what wasn't his'n than of hurting
a child, if he considered the something conveyed
really belonged to anyone ; but when you come
to think it out, a pretty taste in the walking-stick
line might easily get you locked up with an
awkward difficulty before you in the matter of
ofettinof out agfain. At our last interview I asked
him if he still had natural sticks all over Sussex ?
Yes, he had ; and forthwith he wanted to give
me a holly sapling with a natural knob, one that
had been in a midden for months, he said, and
up a chimney for a year. Wherever he went he
would mark out a stick, and in due time cut and
season it, usually with the future possessor to
whom it was to be presented already fixed in his
eye. At all manner of out-of-the-way houses had
he saplings of one sort and another stored. How
a man who loved the things as he did, like a real
connoisseur with a curio, managed to bring him-
self to part with them I could scarcely make out,
except in one regard, and that is the point I
particularly want to put before brother walkers.
The veteran was of my old-time friends, the
warmest apostle of walking as a pleasure, exercise,
and health-maker, and in seeking to make a con-
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vert of a youngster he would bring a stick into
play. In my day, you know, a straight, well-
seasoned ash-plant was well worth half a guinea.
You scarcely find one genuine naturally grown
ash-plant in a thousand — nay, ten thousand —
now because they are grown in moulds *'to
order " by the thousand, so that soft, quickly-
shot-up seedlings are to be had for a few pence.
Ash-plants they are by the dictionary, but not
in the same street with the old sort that grew
themselves. No one knew the value of a speci-
men better than John Home ; but if only he
could persuade a novice to take to his style of
walking with a stick he would incontinently
present a fine sample. How many trudgers
have ever tried his specific method ? Scarcely
any have heard of it, I believe. Here it is : he
used to declare that to properly balance the
body in walking and ''draw out your stride"
you should hold a stick or umbrella poised on
your finger-tips at about half-arm range. Instead
of swinging your arms you were to sway them
from side to side, and after practising any time
this way you will find it difficult to do as well
without the expedient as while being 'Med in
your work " by the stick. I can strongly recom-
mend the plan for at least a change on long
journeys, especially for walkers whose hands are
inclined to swell. But of course as it may mean
holding your arms in a set position for a long
while, practice is needed to guard against cramp
and tiredness ; when you are used to the method,
you find it very helpful.
Mr Home was understood to have run
through his money owing to a love of sport not
altogether going on all fours with strict attention
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to business. The business John Home took up
turned him into a sort of very uncommercial
commercial traveller, calling all over the country
where a farmhouse might be, and he took it as a
sort of unconsidered supplement to one unbroken
round of holiday-making in the open. He loved
walking for walking's sake, and covered in the
aggregate enormous distances per annum. More-
over, he loved best, loving most all things, both
great and small, being a sportsman who held a
gun straight, and could take fish cunningly ; a
fine rider, boxer, and runner ; but kind, always
soft-hearted. No one knew more, of birds and
beasties' haunts and runs, nests and lairs. Who
could, since he was always about with both eyes
open, eyes that knew where to look as he trudged,
and a most dependable memory ? Last autumn
I ran against the old gentleman, still upright as a
(straight) dart and the ''moral" of Jorrocks's
James Pigg in figure and get-up, only a Tom
Pinch in feature and expression. '' Eighty in
some months I am," said he, ''and never shot
better at rabbits than I did this week."
Quite thankful I was to have Lucas on Home,
as it happened to be while I was fermenting
over that unpleasant side of sport which makes
me tired. Invaluable for disinfecting antiseptic
purposes is keeping a book like the " Sussex High-
ways and Byways " by you — also to recuperate,
clearing the cobwebs away, using it for guide to
take many a joint run with its writer. To tell
the whole truth, as I chanced to be in view of my
old crony's favourite country I half made up my
mind to cut work and let it slide while I took a
spell off, following some of his routes over the
Downs or in the Weald, where once he was
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qualified to make a census of man, woman, child,
man-servant and maid-servant, with a shrewd
guess at the strangers within the gates, the oxen
and other stock, and a certain knowledge of all
regular carriers' and callers' '' days," fairs, markets,
and cross-roads, where lifts might be reckoned on
with certainty. For two pins, or one, or none at
all, only a congenial soul putting me up to play-
ing truant, I would have forsaken Lewes racing
summarily and ''offed" it somewhere, say to the
sheep fair towards the Falmer-road, where im-
memorial shepherds and prehistoric dogs congre-
gate, and wealthy dealers and farmers haggle for
dear life over twopence-halfpenny on a five
hundred pounds turnover. The air was all
against walking, in that it made you want to run,
and, so to speak, throw rheumatismi and stiff
knees, twinges in the easterly breeze, and short-
ness of puff to the metaphorical dogs, and start
away at a good round, sound trot.
Whichever way you went you could not be
wrong in poor old Home's country, its uplands
free, and the low cut up into all manner of patterns
by frequent footpaths, occupation roads, quite
public lanes, and parish or council roads. Within
easy range you might pick half a dozen distinct
tracts of country, strongly individual in character
— neighbours, but distinct in type as are families
of humans, from the great grey-green chalk
ranges through the zone where the chalk and the
clay meet, with changed vegetation to match the
blend, the oak begins to grow sturdily, and the
water to gather readily. Farther out crop up
sandy Surrey-and-Birket-Foster heath and fir
belts, with wide, windy commons, made for
squatters and geese and donkeys, with white
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windmills, half of them cashiered by foreign im-
portations, making landmarks like lighthouses or
seafarers' beacons, and storm-tried and twisted
firs. Again at your service are harder sandstone
— ferruginous, often quarters good to grow any-
thing, and leading up in series to high elevated,
heather-clad hills, wild and poor as many a York-
shire wold or Scotch moor, and for all we know
rich in minerals ; certainly holding plenty of iron.
Through the brook-lands, where the Ouse was
once a vast lagoon to Newhaven, the sea peeps
up between Newhaven's head and the white
Scars of Seaford. Villages by the dozen, mostly
no bigger than a hundred years ago ; hamlets by
the gross, certainly smaller ; parks and manor
houses ; old and new churches, flint and tile
churches, brick and ragstone, and churches buried
in ivy. Churches with shingle spires, churches
thatched and walled with limestone blocks, tall
stone ones, all sorts and sizes, except great, but
mostly too many for the existing population — not
to say congregation — dot the wide area. Many
enough to half excuse the poor old devil who
always gets cheated in trying to dig a canal to let
the sea through and drown out the garrisons of
these forts and picket-houses.
All the country-side was calling in familiar
voices as I expect it called old John Home when
he made up his mind that the sensible man's con-
ventional wants are few and the luxury of free
elbow-room, fresh air, and exercise necessities.
Tempted I was to cut work and do myself a
power of good ranging as chance or fancy directed.
Instead of which I ''minded my book" and made
believe to be content with a trifling turn next day
round Lewes's big chalk detached lump of down
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called the Cliffe, in the grey filmy dawn almost
stern and quite romantic, with the hill-tops only
half revealed and the mist veils slowly clearing to
presently leave the blue sky you get scarcely any-
where— except about the downs, and at that with
an east wind. Fresh and clear soon came the
views, as if smoke manufactured by gas, and lime,
and cement, and electric light works were un-
known industries, and nothing more dingy than
a wood camp fire's blue wreaths soiled the turf
whose every seed spike held gossamer webbing
with dew-crystalled thistle-down caught by the
thousand to the square rod. A trifling turn did
I call it ungratefully ? Perhaps I did ; but not
really unmindful of a great enjoyment available
to any dweller in or visitor to Lewes with an hour
to spare and power to appreciate these country
charms what time brisk air made one wonder
how poor folk, however rich in money or material
money's worth, managed to live in towns or on
low level anywhere. Available was the word, but
availed of! no, as has happened so often within
my experience as to make me consider dyspepsia
among folk neglectful of their great opportunities
to absorb perfect health a wilful criminal offence,
and distaste for brisk exercise punishable without
the option of a fine.
CHAPTER VIII
SUSSEX ROAD-LORE
Would organising a milestone maintenance and
restoration fund be possible ? Often I have
alluded to their being removed, maimed, or
destroyed, wantonly or of set design. Nowhere
do I find the work of restoration, or even substi-
tuting poorer apologies for the old indicators.
Still, one may as well keep on appealing, as
perhaps sooner or later we may wake up the
somebody whose business it is to see after such
matters and who makes a business of not doing
so. Foundation of complaint is apparent pretty
much all over the country, in some parts more
than others, but nowhere is the inquiring traveller
who wants to know, you know, worse off than
about Brighton and those parts. On — or, rather
off — the Shoreham road the milestones have
pretty well gone altogether. The going of one
noted landmark — ''the six-mile stone," as it was
generally spoken of, opposite a small pub. at New
Shoreham, the Royal George, if I recollect right —
marks a quite serious local loss. What for should
anybody move it away, I want to know. Again,
the little bits of wood which did duty between
Brighton and Lewes, and along towards East-
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bourne, are going or gone. Letting them fall to
decay is paltry meanness, and stealing them is
low work, something in the canary-birds' sugar-
lifting or blind man's dog's pannikin-buzzing line,
quite at the bottom of the pettiest larceny.
As a matter of fact, the Lewes Corporation
did walk off with one or two of the old mile-posts
to use for their own purposes. That, perhaps,
may be a reason why the eighth from Brighton
on their road is not a post at all but a stone slab
set up out of their reach in a first-floor wall nearly
opposite Keere-street, a slope whose steep way is
paved with the stony-heartedest of flint boulders.
They can't get at that, I am pleased to say, or
likely enough they would, for familiarity has bred
indifference to the lessons offered by two gaols
giving the town a tone. On the old London-to-
Brighton turnpike which runs through Lewes
and Uckfield, are (where they have been left) very
prettily adorned iron milestones with a device of
bells, wild lily-bells, somewhat similar to the old-
fashioned bell, which was a cup used for drinking,
as also for racing prizes. Witness the Paisley
silver bells. Going from one Brighton-through-
Lewes- to- London road to another — that running
by way of the Chaileys and Sheffield Park, and so
on by East Grinstead — you find the same
character of lily-bells adopted for the Chailey
Five Bells Inn. Now, what is the true inward-
ness and significance of the device ? When I
take my walks abroad on those highways I ask,
but no one has reasonable explanation to offer —
not even the hostelry landlord.
Recurring to the subject of missing milestones
and the Lewes-to- Uckfield road, I feel pretty
certain as to what has become of some of these
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bell-ornamented distance-markers. Simply, they
have buried themselves in the earth by their
own weight. I found one the other day nearly
sunk, little more than the numerals 48 at the
top of the casting remained above ground — that
and just one bell. An almost if not quite,
identical device occurs in the graveyards near
about. Mr F. Chatterton, writing from Sussex
to kindly enlighten me, ought to know when he
says that of the bells of which I spoke, with a
true-lover's knot sort of scroll bow at the top
symbolise Bow Bells — a suggestion another good
friend made previously. Here is the letter : —
" Apparently you did not notice the very evident
bow above the bells. The assumption that because
there are bells on some of the tombstones they must
have the same explanation as those on the milestones,
is entirely your own. People living in the district have
always been aware that on the milestones it signified
miles so-and-so from Bow Bells. Whether from Bow
Church or the parish, is not clear ; probably from Bow
Church."
But even now I am not certain that we have the
right solution of a puzzle I, at one time and
another, took a goodish deal of trouble to unravel.
When my informant says that people living in
the district have always been aware that the
numerals indicate distance in miles from Bow
Bells, the church, or parish, he quotes authorities
never available in my little investigations. Not
once but many times have I consulted people
living in the district — Brighton, through Lewes
to East Grinstead by two roads, makes my district
for purposes of this argument — also asked Sussex
archaeological celebrities, and gone empty away.
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Really, for myself and quite a number of friends
struck by the charming bells' device, I should be
only too pleased to arrive at the true inwardness
of the decoration ; also to be told what roads to
London, from north, south, east, or west, counted
from Bow Church. '' Paterson's Roads " does
not appear to afford the required data, and I was
almost discouraged from further search because
my good friend Henry Hewitt Griffin — most
alarmingly patient, persevering prober Into
statistics and all sorts of musty records —
happened to write about a book he thought of
making out of tracking, like Mr Pickwick and
the Hampstead Ponds, the London roads to
their very source or first recognisable existence.
Mr G., in sketching his plan, mentioned the
extraordlnray number of different points of
departure or termination these highways radiat-
ing from the metropolis had, so that when you
made any place so far from or to London by the
stones, real understanding of the exact distance
could be arrived at only if the particular point In
London's City — or Southwark's Borough — was
understood. If the Brighton via Lewes to
London roads were measured to Cheapslde, then
possibly my correspondents are correct ; but I
cannot help fancying there is more local character
in the bells on the Sussex milestones and the
Sussex gravestones and finlals of ancient Sussex
houses than comes from connection with routes to
Bow. I hope that recent correspondents will
excuse my challenging their assumption that I
did not notice the very evident bow above the
bells. That Is just what I did, on the milestones
and the tombstones as well, and the coincidence
struck me as precluding the explanation now
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SO kindly volunteered, because the graveyard
memorials appeared the older. My road-book
makes the stones date from London Bridge and
makes no mention of Cheapside at all, while one
of the recorders itself states a distance from
Westminster and the Standard in Cornhill. I
do not call to mind Bow Church coming in in
this connection.
The Commons and Footpaths Preservation
Society is quite willing to go as low as milestones.
I have a letter from Mr Lawrence W. Chubb,
the society's secretary, explaining this, and also
explaining but too clearly the reasons why they
disappear. Unfortunately the state of affairs he
indicates, with milestones on the inner side of
hedges, or made off with altogether, in process of
removing neighbours' landmarks, can be noted
all too frequently. The way in which small or
large grassy selvedges between the actual high-
ways' edges and the adjacent proprietors' legal
limits are absorbed is almost wonderful. Many
of us are old enough to remember how forest
land got itself enclosed wholesale, brought into
cultivation, and then chained up to a title some-
how manufactured in face of apparent barefaced
robbery. A great deal of this assimilation has
been stopped, yet much is engineered still from
more or less common lands, and quite a lively in-
dustry regularly carried on by swell land-grabbers
in picking up odds and ends anywhere from road-
sides, etc.
The iron markers on certain Sussex roads
were without doubt turned out from the county's
own works. The very first of these smelteries
for native — i.e., local — iron was installed just on
the Crowborough side of the pretty park at
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Uckfield, formerly a residence of the Lords
Liverpool, and I should say — this being so
handy — their actual iron milestones were cast
hard by Uckfield, handy to Buxted probably.
Sussex iron was, you know, about the best in
England, as it ought to be, because it was
smelted with charcoal, a circumstance this last to
make the district lament loss of any quantity of
timber from the semi-common forests. Pro-
prietors were not going to cut their own fuel or
buy in the regular way when they might collar it
at first hand or be cheap receivers to inferior-
grade thieves. Very dreadful such depredations
were and are ; but, after all, sneaking other folks'
wood is not so bad as laying felonious hands on
the land where the timber grows, and keeping
the lot, stock, lock, and barrel.
Miles rather than acres of Sussex forests
went in the not long ago, and I can see plenty
more being put in trim to be swallowed up. A
nice ingenious dodge to this end is in vogue, and
easy as anything if worked skilfully. All you
have to do is to encourage gorse to grow right
on the edges of the lands over which are certain
rights for copyholders, etc. Its growth is care-
fully tended and directed till at last what were
odd bushes scattered about irregularly take
formal order, and presently constitute a remark-
ably compact, complete, well-trimmed hedge, to
be judiciously strengthened by and by with posts
and wire, and there you are, with the job done.
I could show you hundreds to thousands of acres
being so transmogrified from common to freehold,
and so I could whole parishes dominated by a
big proprietor who pushes his hedges out so as
to mop up all the strips of green lining the high-
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ways. Little folk do not dare protest, big ones
stand waiting their turn for a bit of swag. Mr
Chubb's society fights, or puts others in the way
of so doing, when warfare is practicable. But,
strive all one can to check the abuse, grabbing
never ceases, and expense beats protestants
against the systematic land-lifters. Most interest-
ing work is to be found in tracing out the course of
ancient green lanes and piecing them together as
best you may, filling in stretches where between
recognised remnants instalments have disap-
peared. More interesting would be looking into
the titles of land across or along which these
lanes formerly took their course. You and I,
Refereaders, may not be exactly in position to
grumble at the species of land-grabbing, because
if we had been about while the lanes were in
existence and fit for circulation, our share of them
would go no farther than privilege to use them
for passage. Now, in the majority of cases — not
by any means always — a good hard road has
superseded the indifferent unmade way. But, all
the same, that someone did collar the land itself
is a sure thing.
Thinking on the days when the Weald of
Sussex rang with the clang of the local iron-
foundry's hammerers — ''strikers" are they not
called ? — suggested comparisons on a time.
(Pray, readers of the North Countrie also the
Midland, pardon my lugging in a good John
Wesleyism presently.)
I was making survey of the charming Sussex,
so-called Wealden, scenery up Uckfield way, on
the borders of Ashdown Forest, overlying un-
doubtedly rich iron deposits, also the Kentish
coalfields that (maybe) are to be. So much I
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did, as I always can, to my Intense satisfaction.
Next I was dumped in Lancashire with skies
made murky by stalks' smoke and grimy spoil
banks ; big wheels like revolving gallows, and
cables coming out of the pits' depths ; smutty
canals and inky water gathered on the barren
wastes' undermined faces ; doleful, disused, dingy
brickworks' buildings and forsaken cottages,
looking all the dirtier for having been whitened ;
and, worst of all, deserted shafts, shuddery
spectacles to the inexperienced in colliery ways
and practices. Money, much money, more
money, most money, might be in It — very likely
was. Land paid, we will allow, far better from
its subterranean crop than pastorally or agri-
culturally treated. What was dreadfully dull and
depressing to one used to clean country, clear
skies, and green trees and fields was no doubt
just homely to those bred and born to the
conditions. The pitmen's gritty life must be
healthy, otherwise they could not be so spry and
smart out of their coal dust, and their labour is
well paid for — well, look at their spending-money.
Nobody wanted pitying, and possibly all had
happened for the best all round. Yet there was
I mentally addressing the Sussex iron and Kent
coal lands with the Wesleyism, ''There, but for
grace, go Kent and Sussex."
Did Sussex Iron-smelting carry with It
blackness for the country ? Not much, I expect,
judging from the prospects round and about the
site of the first foundry in the county, overlooked
by Hog House, decorated with a pig in Iron, the
Hogges' family rebus moulded at the works just
over the way, scene of operations for '* Ralph
Hogge and his man John, who atte Buxtede cast
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ye first can-non for Henry the Eight times," as
he would be called in the ring and in the year
1543. One local foundry hereabouts turned out
for the Earl of Cumberland forty-two cast
cannons of 6000 lb. each ; but no trace is left
except, perhaps, in an openness of country
suggestive of forest-clearing for fuel. Here you
are on a Kenty sort of hop-growing land, with
mighty rocks occasionally and irony sandstone to
be had all over the place for the getting out, to
build houses or make walls for ferns to grow on.
Away on the high ridges, fir clumps and bare
lands — not really bare, you know, for heather,
bracken, gorse, broom, stunted thorns, and heath
flowers grow — do remind you of Staffordshire
Hednesford's bleakness ; but on three other sides
you have farm fields and meadows richly wooded.
Then at the back of you is Buxted Park, adorned
with mighty oaks and thick pine woods, a branch
Ouse to water the low meads and the old, short-
cropped turf, telling of deer-pasturing. Deer
there are, too, in plenty, and other game, wood-
pigeons in clouds wheeling again and again over
the tall tree-tops before going really to roost,
after making-believe to settle down for the night
times out of number, and taking twice as long as
the rooks to tuck themselves up.
The sky is clear and glowing' — at least, was
on the day in early December to which I refer —
the wind keen and clean ; for all suggestion of
shafts upwards or downwards, or racket of
machinery, or din of works, such might not be
and never have been. The halls' red brick might
have endured all its days in Holland, where the
new house set up yesterday and the centuries-old
cathedral hard by are alike to a shade in colour.
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Age does the church in the Park — once hemmed
in, so says local authority, by cottages, now non-
apparent — show, but a rustic, green, well-cared-for
old age it is. Rest and peace you are offered all
about the domain, though you are forbidden to
go off the paths or roads, and you may not bring
bicycles or perambulators, neither may you
wander, picnic, nor saunter? Cruel is that last,
or would be, if Lord Liverpool's descendant
enforced the notice-board order. If ever a place
was designed for sauntering Buxted Park is,
more especially for a meditative man taking his
recreation wondering whether the spirit of quiet
was ever driven away by Messrs Ralph Hogge
and Co., smelters, gun-casters, and all the rest,
but returned, and whether if works are to take
their spell in due course Buxted Park is to be
like the northern ones I can quote — oases, green
spots in a desert of noise and fire and blackness.
Both Sussex and Kent may be fortunate or
unfortunate as one pleases to value circumstances
enough to become most prosperously black some
day ; after my time, I hope, if postponement will
not hurt anyone. Sussex seems less likely of the
two to be converted (and, I may add, that
working its iron from the days of the Romans
down to 1825 has left it clean enough all the
same), but the neighbours' native prettiness is
against their chances of being left as they are,
for fate has ordained that beauty should in so
many cases carry the fatal concomitant of coal or
iron bearing. I know which aspect I like best
CHAPTER IX
RYE AND EASTBOURNE
That old-world outpost on the marsh, the Cinque
Port of Rye, is a place I wouldn't willingly have
missed doing, and would always take some
trouble to renew the experience, if only because
I like to be right in understanding ; and a
travelled stranger, viewing the town and the
great hummock its site, must evolve a wrong
environment for the grey stone and red brick
turtle-backed settlement. You are impressed
with its Low Country stamp, and in your mind's
eye plan it out to fit in with Flemish towns and
pictures. Suppose, my friend, you who have
seen men and cities, you were shown in the
distance a thickly-built-over island mound, set
on a dead level of flats, dyke or ditch-drained,
with on one quarter of the horizon sea rising
from the shore-line. Would you not expect this
city or burgh to be invested by moats, and
poplars and willows, and quinces, with stagnant,
none-too-wholesome-smelling waters, and walks
or promenades mortifying gritty to the foot tread,
as is invariably the case on water-side all the
world over ? You will, my friend, I guess, while
first viewing Rye, the colony in question, be so
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impressed by a feeling of knowing it already —
somewhere abroad. Accordingly you set to work
to explain away the absence of copperasy green
sheen from the tall buildings' roofs by light s
effect, and take as heard a cheerful carillonade, a
practically incessant discourse from the church
belfries on the hill. A market-place must be, you
know, nearabouts to the high-standing church
or churches, and ponderous dogs patiently waiting
their masters and mistresses' orders to tug big
loads over very cobbly cobbled stones, or rattle
off *' light " save for two or three hundredweight
of passengers. Probably hard by is a barracks
and small soldiers doing a power of nothing with
miHtary but dilatory precision. The embar-
rassingly polite inhabitants you can't see, for the
houses in between, make you pity a Royalty who
must acknowledge salutes each moment. Nippers
invisible to the naked eye ungifted with extra
double microscopes are, you dare swear, respon-
sible for much of the mild din, the noise-dust
raised by life's friction within the township's
walls, an olla podrida of sounds floating over the
flats like a busy coast city's roar to the shipping
far out at sea. Under the hillock's shadow are
lusthausen to which, mere toy locations just over
the canals from the burgh, citizens resort, cutting
themselves off in imagination from town ways
and responsibilities. The elders in and out of
the settlement are deliberate, the youngsters
nimble of foot and brisk of speech, fast in their
games, childishly good-natured, and sweetly,
sociably unselfish. You have seen the place, or
something own brother to it, by the score in the
Low Countries — the real thing. '* Set " with the
sheep on the flats, now in evidence, more cows.
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bigger dykes, and a shower of windmills scattered
about the whole mise-en-scene — its own brothers
have appeared to you time and again on canvas
coloured by Nicholas and the other (Gaspard)
Poussin, Berghem, and by plenty more who
drew what they saw in Flanders and Holland. I
put it to you, Refereaders, whether if you didn't
know who Rye was, so to speak, and took it on
in casual rencontre without Winchelsea to give
you hints, you would not write down this Cinque
Port as Dutch. You must, I am sure of that,
and so, as I said, I felt satisfaction in proving the
place for myself.
Dutch, not a bit of it ; but very English,
though English of a peculiar type, is old Rye,
what is left of it, and New, what has been added
of late, mostly with reverential desire to preserve
the unities and assume mediaevality if you have
it not. A quaint mosaic in many anomalous
ways, an ''amphibious" resort where the agri-
cultural and sea-going industries meet and merge,
is this most peaceful haven of rest, eloquent
always of stormy, strifeful days, yet a nook
wherein to take breathing time, thinking of made
rather than making history. Rye offers a calm
land anchorage wherein to lay up for repairs ; or
as paid off, in permanence to dwell and be
thankful, putting aside tiresome harness of life's
hard Sturm und Drang. Here, if anywhere, you
should ''forget" as one forgets long toil in the
transient sleep that might be a night's or of a few
seconds only, but means an absolute break of
some sort in labour's continuity and refreshment
withal beyond the power of all stimulant, cordial
or medicinal. "That solar shadow as it
measures time it life resembles, too," says the
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sun-dial facing the wonderful old clock in Rye's
church tower. A busy man couldn't absorb this
text and sermon in one, taking it well into his
system, nor an easy-going one either, unless in
such environment as the setting, where it came to
me at the back of the market hall. (Under the
hall is stored a century-and-a-half-old fire engine
bearing the name of Brahma, relation of the
lock-maker, I suppose.) An inoffensive, appro-
priate method of mensuration, too, is the dial's ;
no noise, no wheels to go round and click, no
whirrings at recurrent crises, marking more or
less important sub-divisions of time which means
life, no strikings and chimings, no windings up,
no labour, manual or mechanical — simply auto-
matic record of slipping, solving lapse with the
total loss or gain — who shall say which ? — wiped
out at sundown and no score carried forward.
Worth a bit to a hard-driven worker, you
know, is a spell of sitting under the sun on a day
in late August while he preaches to you from a
text like that. I wonder whether good old
Ingoldsby used to come over from Barham way
— (Tapperton Grange, was ii, he called Barham ?
I think I saw the pretty old house advertised in
Rye for sale by auction) — and had been resting
under the dial opposite the great church clock
when he wrote " As I lay a-thynkynge." Perhaps
he had, for he must have been fond of Rye and
Winchelsea, and his fifth quarter of the world,
Romney Marsh, that in his days had not so
grown out of the sea, not by many a hundred
acres, now making good feed for the white-faced,
symmetrically-built sheep, who are treated so
much better than humans in these parts. Their
lambs, flourishing exceedingly in the summer,
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are moved to kinder quarters when wintry rigours
arrive. The human dwellers on the low lands
can't send their lambs to the hills and downs, and
he who walks and sees with understanding eyes
needs only a little looking at the youngsters*
complexions to tell what the cold wet marshes
and the white mists do for this sort of youngsters.
Pleasant places the Rye men's lines are laid in
while fine weather lasts, pleasant enough to make
me often wish for much racing at Folkestone,
making excuse to drop over (by convenient
trains, you know) to the colony on the cape
point of a long promontory shelving on the edge
of the Rother's course. A regatta was on as I
arrived, the riverside *'buntinged" up to the
eyes, and the main street full of committee-men —
so I made for the marshes and the golf-links at
Camber, where the process of vegetable colonisa-
tion I alluded to from Selsey gallops, absolutely
gallops. There can you see shingle turned into
pasture almost while you wait, and the yellow-
horned poppies grow and the bugloss and the
thrift and the nightshade feeding on air and
carpeting the loose pebble beach with a network
of vegetation, mostly "annuals," shortly to be
starved out by the hardly perennial usurper turf,
that turn reclaimed waste into pasture before
Neptune knows he is in the hands of the land-
grabbers.
Why the deuce could I not begin by con-
verting the South- Eastern so as to get a time-
table all for my own purposes.-^ If I had I
would not have come away hungering with
gnawing desire to see Dungeness as the
Micawbers saw the Medway. *' Over there,"
said an enthusiastic native gentleman of Kent,
/
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or Kentish gentleman, *'they walk about the
shingle on boards like mud pattens, which are
not a bit like them, and before the shingle has
properly left off being rolled along coastwise by
the tide, an army of foxgloves jump all the space
and stick themselves up on every square foot of
their free selection. Miles of 'em you can see."
Perhaps I could if I was there to see, but must
content myself with the good old Honourable
Artillery Company Captain's ballad's wish that
that I may be there to see some day. Marked
for examination are Lydd and Appledore, and
the moated Castle up the Rother, and a lot more
(which I had to miss) of Rye and Winchelsea,
before the painters make off with their remains.
Not much can be left shortly, for artists by the
score were busy, every man of them, and women,
too, taking bits for all he or she was worth.
Rye suited me, and its George Hotel, pretty
much a fellow hostelry to another *' George " at
Knutsford — Mrs Gaskell's ''Cranford." An
excellent house this first, with capital lamb (I
never could believe in Kent lamb being so good
till I tried it, but the lamb du pays is highly
commended), and an old-fashioned assembly
room, adorned with a musician's perch, twin to
the one at the Cheshire Knutsford George.
This hotel would give proper surroundings in
which to read Mrs Stepney Rawson's charming
tale of old Rye, "The Apprentice."
Did I do the Ypres Tower, and the Land
Gate, and the Mermaid Inn, now a private hotel,
a reservoir of old furniture in its own home, and
the queer corners and high-walled gardens and
the ''kidney" paved lanes called streets, and the
patriarchal coasters and the Strand ? I did as
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fast as I could, so destroying the repose that
marks the house or town of Rye. Also I did
Camber's ruined castle, built by Henry VIII.,
whose brickmaker must, I think, have rung in and
used up a stock of old Roman tiles, a mediaeval
watch-house of circular scheme, ancestor in some
back-handed way to the litter of martello towers
dotted along the shores which round our coast
from Deal to Margate span also on to Pevensey
and Eastbourne. Quite in American fashion I
ticked off at a canter Winchelsea's gates and
New Inn and church and crypts and workhouse-
gaol, which must have been a monastic house
some time or other, the almost tropical luxury of
plant and bloom, and John Wesley's ash-tree. I
was going to skirmish over to Fairlight on the
way, and look up the chalk cliff next to
Winchelsea ; but, you see, the railway company
hadn't taken into consideration the possibilities
of racing folks' rapid touring with a notion of
settling down another time to take the sauce on
the strength of a sweetener on the pickles. I felt
it hard, deuced hard, to be unable to help myself
to these other good things offering all round.
(Did you ever come across the longshoremen's
sweetly poetical realisation of the situation ?
*' Sentenced to live in a cookshop with your
mouth sewed up," they put it.)
Perhaps after reading my very sketchy Notions
on Rye and Ryeabouts, folk doing Folkestone
may fancy to circulate to the little town. They
can manage all that by persuading the railway
company to help itself to trade easy to be
cultivated. I fared well on small limits, but
then I made up for being obliged to quit early
by doing Ashford, and the clean road, through
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clean country, among clean trees, clean fields,
clean farming, clean houses, and clean peasantry
to Westenhanger. On the march I included a
call at a church, where every text — and many
are illuminated in fresco on the walls and pillars
— Is cheerful and hopeful, and a man can go out
from them conscientiously free to feel as little
miserable as circumstances permit, and, if
absolutely joUy, no worse a sinner than he is
obliged to be. And that's all — nay, wait a
moment — I forgot the clean, brisk, cobweb-
clearing breeze that somewhat discounted
jolliness.
I don't know what such a mighty swagger
place as Eastbourne will say to being put in the
same chapter with little old-world Rye. East-
bourne is one of my unlucky places as to
weather. Somehow I always get under streaky
weather there, arriving in sunshine and a balmy
or clear frosty atmosphere good enough to tempt
a cripple to try and hop because it makes him
feel so lightsome, and finish with bitter gales
searching out and finding the rheumaticy patches
in my poor old bones what time the stormy
winds do blow at me cutting rain, sleet, snow, or
hail. The old place I knew when I was in the
hobbledehoy stage. Then its best friend — which
was, and is now, the Duke of Devonshire — could
scarcely have dreamed of bringing it, even by
unceasing liberal nurture. Into so splendid mature
personality as It has reached. Success worthily
attained makes a grateful spectacle, and East-
bourne the Successful in the forenoon of a
brilliant brisk day In April was comforting to
contemplate. Moreover, I had a good time on
the way there in Willingdon Church, whose
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Ratton faculty chapel — I take it to be a faculty —
is worth a long pilgrimage to visit, with its
memorials of the Parkers and Freeman Thomases,
also a priceless muniment chest poked into a
dark corner as a store for firewood and mean
odds and ends. Further, I promised myself to
look up Mr Lewis, the celebrated South Coast
sculler, and get him to let me look over the
Eastbourne Rowing Club's boats, craft in which
I am greatly interested, and had thoughts of
striking across the hills to the Jevington stables,
also Batho's at Alfriston. Alas ! the light was
turned off the ''old min." Mr Elements became
distinctly unfriendly ; going on the hills was
unwise, so I started off on a long walk. What
luck do you imagine came my way for fifteen
blessed miles ? I was in the wake of a motor car
which wouldn't go except by fits and starts, but
went enough to be always just ahead of me,
jibbing, or doing something else refractory, at
short intervals, and going again as I came near,
just as if I was the starter's man with the long-
thonged whip. I was following a hot drag of
methol for hours, and don't want any more walk-
ing in that way.
One of the last names I should expect to hit
upon came to me at the Eastbourne excursionists'
favourite resort, Litlington, as I was making for
Alfred's Town, which, authority says, was someone
else's. Colonial brothers who happen to go that
way, you must visit the churchyard and pay your
respects to " Charles Joseph La Trobe, Esq.,
C.B., first Lieutenant-Governor of the Colony of
Victoria, Australia, who died at Litlington on
December 4, 1875, aged 74," and was buried
there. Born much about at the opening of 1800,
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was he not ? A hundred years in the history of
the Old Mother Country means a lot. What has
the nineteenth century meant to Young Australia
in its advancing ? The gulf between the days in
which Charles Joseph La Trobe was Lieutenant-
Governor — I presume this was the La Trobe
known as Governor La Trobe, after whom the
street in Melbourne was named — and the present
year is almost impossible to realise in its vastness.
One may safely reckon that when the to-be
Governor went out there was no Victoria so
catalogued as an independent colony ; Separation
Day had not arrived ; far the larger part of the
great continent by now brought into profitable
use was terra incognita ; sailing ships took nearly
two-thirds of a year to get out from the Old
Country, and, if they arrived in the days of the
gold rush, might lie and rot for want of hands to
work them back. Australia had been made the
rendezvous for the scum of the world because of
the diggings ; at the gold fields — all alluvial
workings (mining in the rock was not dreamed
of, and machinery consisted of a cradle and bowl)
— lucky ones made money in lumps ; the mining
army as a body earned rather less than labourers'
wages ; said army was somewhat more rigorously
bullied by jumped-up police officers than convicts ;
regular industry was at a discount, and Governors,
also Lieutenant-Governors, had to fight very
hard to get their colonies recognised as worthy of
respect and entitled to fair consideration by the
home authorities.
Bearing in mind how events have shaped
themselves down under, it sets one thinking to
fall across in an out-of-the-way rustic English
hamlet the tomb of a character notable in
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Australian history, when making it was rough
work indeed. Austral-Colonials "come home"
to England : doing the return journey is called
''going back." The homing instinct strong in
our race is manifest in these two expressions, is
it not ? Most English-bred Colonials must, I
fancy, yearn to ''come home" when there is no
chance of making the return journey and "going
back," because time has come to end all travel.
About this is always to some of us suggestion of
the pathetic, even when poor, despised John
Chinaman is the sacrificer to home hunger, and
can get no nearer to his heart's desire than having
his bones shipped to the Flowery Land, part of a
wholesale freight of such remains.
I wonder if ever our rulers will leave off
cramping facilities for learning swimming, and
practising that most valuable art may at last
wear into our ruler's hearts. For years and
years the Referee has begged that bathers who
cannot swim and those who can should be given
a fair chance. The Life-Saving Society, started
by Messrs Henry and Sinclair, has done wonder-
fully good work in extending opportunities in
certain directions and arousing sympathies which
wanted wakening. Certainly the society, though
opposed or discouraged in various ways, has at
least brought swimming's claims more before the
people, who might give it a lift if they pleased ;
but with all tried and done you find genuine
support rare where it should be strongest and
most frequent. To get the best swimmers you
must XMxxs.from the natural school for them, the
coast, and to the inland counties. To understand
what proper encouragement means, go to
Lancashire. Take Manchester, as we under-
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Stand the assemblage of municipalities collected
under the city's style, and look at its public baths.
Then turn to places such as abound on the South
Coast — Brighton and Eastbourne, for example.
Encourage use of the natural advantages their
littoral offers ? Not much, unless setting encroach-
ing, offensive, or vexatious restrictions mean
promoting bathers' interests, and stringing
together a row of prohibitions, limitations, and
penalties is calculated to act as a stimulant.
True, Brighton has a Corporation fresh-water
bath and Hove's municipality a very fine sea-
water affair, carefully constructed of an odd length
to spoil it for racing, but not a penny is spent on
turning the shore line to advantage for sea-water
baths. As to the "open," unless you are willing
to *'go in " earlier than the most like or later than
suits the majority, you are left to do the best you
can for yourself from bathing-machines.
Eastbourne, though extremely arbitrary and
dictatorial in its arrangements for bathing,
flourishes. Brighton's best friend could not have
the audacity and mendacity to declare that it was
''going strong." The reason why the latter
wilters in the heat of opposition and rivalry is not
far to seek. The high-class business that made
its fortune has been driven away through
interfering with its convenience, also by cheap
tripping, and cheap tripping does not keep trade
going. It used to be one of the places for
children because of its beach and sands, and a
popular resort for boating, pulling, and sailing.
The big steamers now serving well, probably
gave more in themselves than they took in
ruining the longshore working-boatmen's trade.
Besides, the perhaps necessary new system of
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concrete groyning would have knocked the latter
out in any case. Still, the small boating has
been knocked out and the foreshore is not what
it was at all. As a watering-place old Brighton
has vanished, and given way to a new, which is
by the sea, but not seaside, as it used to be.
Who would go there for sea-bathing except
perhaps fine swimmers who dare venture from the
piers ? You would not select Brighton as it is for
teaching youngsters swimming, nor for any
bathing from the shore, with a "machine" for
dressing-room- — at least, not as things are now.
Still, I wonder if history might be made to repeat
itself. Brighthelmstone grew from a little fisher
village into a great town. Why ? Because of its
sea-bathing. Suppose the authorities, who are
trained in laying out money in big lumps, tried
taking in hand the splendid advantages lying
literally at their feet, and set about making the
town what it might easily be — one of the finest
sea-bathing resorts in England. They need not
find the capital themselves, I fancy, if proper
plans were prepared and sites for open-air baths
granted. The resort is there, and the sea. All
that is wanted is to make the bathing easily
practicable.
Instead of providing sufficient accommodation,
municipalities, conservancies, and such keep
driving bathers within narrow limits of space and
hours, all of which means waste of good material.
For, as has been pointed out so often with regard
to modern education at ratepayers' expense, after
spending so much to educate our Board scholars
we ought at least make them go to Nature's
insurance office to cover against risk of drowning.
Find the kiddies a place to learn, and they will
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present themselves freely enough for schooling,
you may depend upon that. Unfortunately, our
method is too often to warn them off their
natural water playgrounds. More's the pity — and
shame.
Do you know that if only your eyes could
take a slant down the farther side of a higher
point, you could see Eastbourne from Brighton
racecourse? The quality of the light on the
South Downs is marvellous. Sometimes,
between the light and the genial balmy air it is a
privilege to be alive, to sit and absorb health and
tone by the bushel, or however you measure it.
Not often on a race day can you make out so
very much beyond the cliffs over against
Seaford, scraped white in making the new
roadway. But I have known the sight carry
right to the highest point of the downs looking
on to Eastbourne. All the same, not a trace of
the several towns and villages en route —
Ovingdean, Rottingdean, Telscombe, Newhaven,
Bishopstone, Seaford, and those between the
Ouse and Eastbourne would you see, because of
the hills in between. Save for an occasional
farm building or so, the whole territory might be
a deserted waste. A nice, long, droughty walk
that represents, to go between the two points
noticed, one of the most tiring I know on the
road, as also if you fare along the switchbacks
made by the chain of hills, locally the Seven
Sisters, but worth a score of the macadam taken
that way. By the road you miss the interesting
part of the Cuckmere haven, with its fishing
river, which mostly silts through the shingle bank
thrown up by the sea's raking. Neither do you
lie in the way of foregathering with the coast-
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guards at the stations — gentlemen all are these
patient, dutiful, public servants, and good to chat
with. You can have a word at two or three
more stations before you reach the last hill-crest
after passing Beachy Head new lighthouse,
which, you know, is not the one on the high land
up by where Eastbourne races used to be held,
but a later beacon-house set down on iron piles
under the face of the cliff. At first sight you
would scarcely believe what is fact — viz., that its
lowlier situation is better than the lofty one,
because the spray and mist do not tell so greatly
against the light's carrying powers.
CHAPTER X
AROUND HAMPTON COURT
On a certain Eas'ter Monday at East Molesey I
was busy observing the populace (bless their
hearts !) and levelling myself down from a ridicu-
lous imaginary platform, and writing myself down,
too, for a prig, which is, I take it, the latter-day
equivalent for a Pharisee. There wasn't much
of the Pharisee left about me by the time I had
finished lecturing myself with some very pro-
nounced Bank Holiday folk for text. It was like
this. I happened to be one of a little group
observing the manners and customs of a small
party of East-Enders, who were, so to speak,
piping and dancing in the market-place and doing
so like anything at ten o'clock in the morning.
For market-place please read the pavement out-
side Mr Georofe Brown's Prince of Wales' Hotel
at Molesey. Mr Brown, a relic of the ring, is, I
am glad to hear, getting into good health again.
What a many years have flown since old George
Brown and Alec Keene began racecourse refresh-
ment catering ! Keene and Brown's booth at
Happy Hampton was a great institution, with
''everything iced but the welcome," to quote their
advertisement issued for such occasions. But let
me get on with my festive party.
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We, as I say, observed them, and did so in
quite a superior de haut en bas manner, because
their ways were not conventional according to
our lights. One gentleman doubled the parts of
dancer and piper, or what did as well, performer
on the mouth-organ. A second and two ladies
made up a quartette, who did step it most vigor-
ously to his music. " What a sight ! " says one
of us, and '* What a sight ! " we all said to our-
selves— at least I did till I asked myself a question
— several questions, in fact. In the first place, I
came to wonder whether any of us could do a
step so well as the least expert of the four, or, for
that matter, whether we could do a step at all.
And, assuming that a representative might be
found to stand up with the East-Enders, whether
it was not a thousand to one against his being
equal to playing the mouth-organ in good time
and footing it also. Granting that extremely
unlikely matter, I am quite certain that not the
best of us would have had a chance in a match
against the ladies, all to start fair, off the same
mark, at level weights as regards clothing.
When you came to think of it, the performance
was wonderful, for the ladies had on thick dresses
of a draggy, velvety sort of material, the very last
kind of equipment to favour athletic exercise, and
don't you think that their dancing was not a very
athletic exercise indeed, because it was. More-
over, like the famous gentleman, on the top of
the wig was the hat, and such magnificent
structures as theirs require, you would fancy,
most exact adjustment and balancing. But, bless
you, not even the final high kick, the full stop of
the saltatory display, so much as put a feather
out of place.
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All of this business was very wonderful and
clever when you valued it on its merits, not the
least wonderful and admirable being the life and
go these hardworking folk — I dare swear that
they were jolly hard workers — must have in them
to feel like kicking up ahind and afore and doing
shuffles and rocks and all manner at ten a.m.,
and to the melodious breathing of the mouth-
organ as aforesaid. I stood to scoff" or something
like it, and remained to envy very much indeed,
so that the spirit was willing to make straightway
to the green at Hampton Court over the way — I
mean over the bridge — and join in the sports
there in progress. The flesh, unfortunately, was
weak, so I perforce contented myself with joining
as a spectator only of the wonderful energy dis-
played. If looking on will enable you to do a
thing such as skipping, I ought soon to be an
expert, for I looked on till I started almost too
late to get to Kempton in time for the first race,
and got along feeling a bit small, because, running
myself a trial on book form against the crowd so
many generally rather pity than envy, I found
that they could do, and do very well, too, a whole
row of things which I cannot. But I will qualify,
though, if I die on the thrack, as a bogus
champion walker used to say when endeavouring
to beat Charley Rowell at Madison Square
Gardens, New York. What was the chap's
name.'^ Something like Campagna it was, and
his way of putting things was, ''give me more
champagne " (fine stuff to do a six days' walk
on!) "and I'll bate him if I die on the thrack! "
But champagne or no champagne, please under-
stand that I do not dream of soaring to the
heights of the mouth-organ by itself or taken in
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conjunction with the stepping — if, that is, I am
to be the mouth-organist.
I wish, I do wish so much, that some of the
folk who are led away by "anti-" agitators, and
so throw in their lot with those often artful,
scheming, professed moralists, would come and
look at one of our Bank Holiday racing crowds,
for instance at Kempton Park or Hurst Park.
If you make up your mind to find fault, you
could, as John Hollingshead said of the captious
person, grumble about the cut and fit of your own
halo ; so I do not say that no fault could be found
among all these many thousands who made long
journeys, had a whole afternoon's racing, and
then most of them must wait getting on for an
hour before their turn came to join on the road
in a procession of vehicles three miles long and
not doing that distance per hour. You could, I
repeat, pick out, I dare say, flaws in a grand
general effect ; but from personal experience I
can say that the crowd's good temper, nature,
and humour were something to admire, and their
behaviour to be nationally proud of
Poets are, I fear, apt to be very material in
their likings, and, like human beings, inclined
towards treating by preference what you may
call comfortable features of their territory. For
instance, they love to dwell upon smiling plains
(with a good deal of emphasis on their fruitful
character) bringing forth the good things of the
earth, the corn, and the oil, and the wine, that
maketh glad the heart of man, and maybe, his
head very sorry. By all means let them do so,
for without this land, by implication good, we
should go short, and they being a superior order,
would feel the poverty most, as they are to be
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considered before everybody else. Good fat land
is a great gift ; all the same, I often feel that we
— I am speaking now as a temporary dweller
where commons are many and wide — ought to be
grateful for the bad and barren. We have, you
see, followed those who, if it had not been for
precious poor stuff being mixed up with the other
sort, would not have had the use of any land at
all. As we are all descended from the very highest
aristocracy, and could prove that same if we only
go back long enough, I shall not be hurting any-
one's feelings except in a family way, in writing
that the great folk, who permitted the inferior
clay to get what they could out of unproductive
sandy wastes and such, were liberal only to the
extent of giving away what was of no earthly use
to themselves. That explains why where the
ground is bad you get good measure of common ;
and, according to my view, we of this present
century have to give thanks that such a large
acreaofe was no ofood for the lord of the manor or
other big man to use, and not worth anyone's
grabbing before our natives left off wanting a
bit of ground good enough to cultivate round
their dwellings, and, let me add, ere golf came to
be in vogue. We should not have any commons
now to speak of if golf had been popular a century
ago. Look at Weston Green ! There is practi-
cally no common left since a golf club established
itself there.
In those same parts an old-time advertise-
ment in which I took considerable delight has
been disestablished. That is, the ancient legend
set forth for many years on the pub. near the
corner of Weston Green as you go from Thames
Ditton to Esher. I felt several pangs on missing
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the accustomed invite which formerly adorned the
Harrow Inn. I forget at the moment quite how
it ran, but know that it began : '' Come, my dear
brother, let's comfort each other." Then it
went on something Hke this : '' Here's wine and
good ginn " (gin with a double '' n " or *' n n," as
the School Board says the repeat should be
expressed), " Brandy within. Cyder and two-
penny fit for a king." A friend, kind enough to
keep me posted regarding sporting news as
chronicled in Chicago, wanted to know whether
the Alma on Weston Green — or Cow Marsh, as
some call it — stands where it did. To that query
I could answer that the Alma is In one respect
like Scotland, in that It does stand where it did.
But — and this is a dreadful but — under new
management the sale of ''Grandfather's Ale"
has been discontinued ; at least, so the polite
new boss told me last time I ventured into that
part of the country where strangers, golfers claim-
ing no local connection, play their game on a bit
of common cut up by footpaths as Is a Union
Jack by stripes. 'Twas with a heavy heart that,
after seeing the " Orate and VIgllate " on the
almshouses opposite Thames DItton Station,
allowed to be covered by creepers, and so hidden
from the gaze of wayfarers who might profit by
the pious Instruction, I passed to the Harrow and
found ''Come, my dear brother," etc., no^ to be
found, and going round the corner to the little
ale-house by the pond, and Hansler House, where
poor old Charley Hewitt used to live, then heard
the sad news that the grandfather's clock had
stopped, never to go again — I mean that Grand-
father's Ale at the Alma was disestablished.
*' Iconoclasm," says I, "is making my little world
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too uninteresting," and fell to wondering whether
that had anything to do with the gosling crop on
the common falling so short that I was only hissed
at once by my much-respected friends the ganders
and geese, best of fathers and mothers, and at
that conspired only by a limited liability company
of old 'uns, who mustered no more than a couple
of ''gulls " among them. Probably the changes
are breaking the old birds' hearts.
Taking my ease at my favourite inn, the Mitre,
at Hampton Court at Christmas time, I fell a-
reminiscing. Natural enough, lodged in a house
from which radiates sport galore, and in which it
centres. At the Mitre you can have, are sure to
have, whatever is written on the bill of fare, are
certain to have the best procurable of that item,
and to be treated, not as a number, but as a
member — a welcome guest, one of the Mitre's con-
nection, whose tastes and fancies are humoured
and remembered. I found myself primed, filled
up to the bung, with memories of good sportsmen
to whom the Mitre was a happy centre for
rendezvous. Subjects ? Why, bless you, I could
write for a month round Hampton Court and
not write myself out.
How might I let myself loose about the old
house, with its silver show and its old Sheffield
plate show — better, in my eyes, than the other
— of Jack Sadler, the L.A.C. champion, son of
the Mitre ; of Coombe over the way, at the
Greyhound, who walked so well ; of the Hampton
Court Harriers ; of the Molesey Boat Club, with
old Joe Sadler, trainer ; the Canns, the Blocks,
the Kents, and the Pipers ; and Alexander Pain,
who won the Wingfield's ; Gilbert Kennedy, who
did ditto. Then there were in the long ago the
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Oscillators — who were they, the good crew? I
almost forget. There were two Shoolbreds, I
think ; Willy Ward, good man, about now, who
wrestled someone at Henley, and beat him — Jem
Robey, was it ? I forget ; the Leaders, sons of
the chairman of the Alhambra directors — one of
them, the fine swimmer, was drowned at Staines,
a champion swimmer almost. Francis Stepney
Gulston, afterwards to be captain of the London
Rowing Club, that finest — I make no exception —
gentleman oarsman, who stood out by himself as
a waterman, was an Oscillator before he moved to
the London Rowing Club. I think I am right
in saying that Gully, who was, in my eyes, the
greatest of all amateur watermen, went to Cam-
bridge mainly and merely to row. Well do I
recollect poor dear old Jemmy Moxon, who
worked hard to start the Skating Association —
Moxon, LL.D. I shall never forget his descrip-
tion of Gulston's taking up residence at the
college with a pilot jacket on, a bottle of gin in
the o.p. side pocket, and a bottle of bitters in the
prompt. The sapient authorities would hardly
give him a chance in a college crew, and as for
the 'Varsity eight, they wouldn't look at him —
his style, those clever judges said, was too pro-
fessional.
Then there was the pro. side, fully furnished
by the Taggs. Bless you, merry gentlemen,
start me on the Taggs, and I will go for a Beacon
Course! Of old man Tagg I do not enlarge,
though I must remember the time when telegraphy
was not what it is now, pigeons were useful, and
a Cambridge crew went under Hammersmith
Bridge — was it in Griffith's year ?— with a big
lead, and the pigeon bearing a light-blue ribbon
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caused the Count to bet freely and lose. I think
it was in Griffith's year, when, as I recollect, he
rowed all his men right out, then tried to pull the
boat all alone by himself for half a mile or so,
and spurted, and spurted, mtd spurted. There
was Jack Tagg, one of the finest, handsomest
men I ever saw. Jack, the ever free and
frolicsome, who once whitewashed a donkey on
the fifth of November, bundled the creature into
a barber's shop and wanted him shaved, saying
that he was already lathered !
Dear me, how old am I ? I used to own
wager-boats when Jack Tagg was racing. Poor
old Jack has been dead years and years. Tom,
of Tagg's Island, has gone too. A rare good
sort, a fine sportsman, who could walk, run, and
fight when fighting meant P.R. business, and
would take on anyone who upset him, weight of
no consequence. Tom, who was one of a
Thames Championship four, was an inborn
genius In devising craft, from a skiff to a steam
launch. He was an honoured member of the
Institute of Naval Engineers. Also he was one
of the best friends I ever had. We once were as
nearly as possible shipwrecked together during
Mr Billy Innes's International Regatta. I was
knocked off his launch into the water, had to
swim ashore, and was ordered out of the telegraph
office at Mortlake because I made the place wet.
Poor old Tom kept a special dispatch-box of
mine which was rescued, and preserved it as a
trophy. I wonder if I could swim ashore now if
I was cast Into mid-Thames at Barnes with the
water churned up by a score of steamers, and old
gentlemen throwing trifles such as tin buckets
and boat-hooks at me to represent lifebuoys ?
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How many of you recollect little Jerry
Hawkes, one of Bill Richardson's light-weight
pets, I believe ? I remember Jerry and George
Dove, who was humpbacked with muscle behind
his neck, having a tremendous fight with the
gloves at Bow Running Grounds on the day
when Bat Mullins — Bat with the synonymous
ears, the abnormal reach, and the wonderful
endurance — met a Life Guardsman, who, had he
known the tricks of the trade, would have won
for sure. Bat is about teaching, and a good
instructor, too ; but this was nearly thirty years
ago. Who reading this will recollect the pro-
moters of the show ; Old Bill Richardson, Harry
Read, the runner of *' Bell's Life," and one
Preston. I can see the Bow Grounds and the
sparrers as I write ; so I can Jerry Hawkes, up
on the barge- walk just above Molesey Lock,
when we put him on to a try-your-weight
machine pitched on the tow-path. Jerry knocked
the whole apparatus bang into the river. Then
Molesey Hurst was considered to be common
land, and about it hung all manner of traditions
of old fights, for which see your ''Boxiana" or
*' Fistiana." The vicar of the parish, on the day
I name, took the chair at a banquet after an
amateur swimming race, and the first thing he
knew was that he was hit in the eye by a hot
baked potato. Such were the manners, or want
of manners, of the British amateur then.
Hampton Court? — why, when Kempton was
first started, and Sandown, you couldn't get a
bed In the Mitre, or the Lion, or the Greyhound
for love or money 1 All the Newmarket trainers
pitched there, as did many of the big owners and
jockeys. Such a thing as trainers making
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London their headquarters for these was scarcely
dreamed of, and most of the well-to-do who came
to the meetings drove each way.
Do not think that with racing reminiscences
I can write myself out, because if you do you are
much mistaken. There is the angling sect who
swore by Hampton Court as a centre. I am a bit
of a Philistine on fish-catching, cos why, I have
lived contagious to the Thames on and off" for
very many years, and never yet saw more than
three good ones landed. This is not to say that
the fishing correspondents who turn in thirty
dozen of dace, forty ditto of roach, seven score of
gudgeon, a creel full of barbel, and specimen
samples of jack, all taken by ''a gentleman
fishing with So-and-so," depart from the truth.
I take those reports as they come. They do not
enter into this argument when I say that I have
known two ardent fishers — the late Mr J. P.
Wheeldon and our present, may he live for ever,
Mr Henry Smurthwaite — who loved the Hampton
reaches, and made big takes there.
Poor old Wheeldon ! most fertile of writers, a
sportsnan bred and born, also educated that
way ! l.e was a sportsman, a marvel at fishing,
and a jood un all round. He could do almost
anything. At the Mitchell-Sullivan fight, J. P.,
who was reporting it, was there all through, and
asserted himself in the cause of fair play. Once
came c chance of interruption — as the word used
to be understood — and interruption that day
meant very ugly work. Wheeldon said, says he,
to the chief would-be interrupter — an old-time
pro., wio would as soon chew your nose off as
argue i point out logically — " If you don't shut
your mouth, I shall hit you on it." Good old
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J. P. Wheeldon ! He meant what he said.
Hampton Court or Molesey, which is only just
t'other side of the water, claims one of the finest,
if not absolutely the best — I never knew a better
— stroke in amateur boat-racing, and that is
Mr Willie Kent. His record as a stroke for
Oxford and Leander stands by itself, and no
doubt, but for the folly of the Henley umpire
when Leander was left at the post and the
American crew let go away by themselves, he
would have been associated with a series of
victories not at all likely to be paralleled. A
rare sporting centre is, and always was, Hampton
Court, with which you must include Molesey.
As I sit giving off these notions I think of
the great growth and excellent management of
Molesey Regatta, with which firm I had a feud
for years. Mentioning it brings to mind my
dear dead and gone friend Jemmy Milner, suavest
of secretaries, handiest of all-round men ; good
old Jemmy, who, a bachelor, had for family all
the children of the village, and was appointed by
them entertainer and bosom friend to all. Then
I must not forget the late H. B. Bromhead, of
ours, who was a very useful all-rounder, and not
at all averse to putting 'em up and tak;ng his
chance. Brom. was an enthusiastic fislierman.
The Royal stud in Bushy Park and the Home
Park has long been wiped out, so has the
Spelthorne Coursing Club. Fancy couising —
and good coursing, too • — in the Home Park !
Were ever luncheons so good as Mrs Moo^e used
to send over from the Swan at Leatherliad for
the sales at Eltham in the Blenkiron d^s, and
on the occasion of Mr Tattersall's offering the
Royal Rats ? I do not think they evjr were
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matched. It seems only a day or two ago since
I was talking to Mr Scott, the stud groom of the
Royal establishment, on the day that Springfield
died, or when the boys held up and calmly went
over the whole big ferry-boat load of people
being taken across from Hampton Court to
Molesey Hurst on a Hampton Court race after-
noon. They were told to think themselves lucky
they weren't put into the water as well. What
an awful meeting that used to be ! The wonder
is that someone was not killed there every ten
minutes. Then there was — but I shall be accused
of falling into my anecdotage.
Let us take the Mitre under another, a
summery aspect, and a very nice place to get to
Epsom from. To the useful plodder, I think no
better starting-point for the Downs can be desired
than Hampton Court. Many a time I have
tried it. If a body knows the route, no nicer plan
can be for a visitor from Northern parts to pitch
his tent at than the Mitre, best of hotels within
telegraphic reach of London^ — at least, one of the
best — and with a light heart and a thin or thick
pair of breeches, according to taste and the
wickedness or otherwise of the weather, go
merrily over the footpath way and ditto over the
stile-a by Tanner's bridge, which gives one of the
prettiest bits of Thames scenery, on across the
Mole and its understudy the Imber, by Imber
Court, adorned with an Inigo Jones house, which
looks as if it were built for suburban residential
purposes by an architect of metropolitan taste
and late Victorian period. Then cross to
Weston Green and the pond into which a late
amateur coachman quite frequently speeded his
parting guests, telling them to go on a dead
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straight line to the lights of Esher Station. You
can keep on grass almost all the way to Claygate,
and shortly after strike across the Common, which,
so far as general enjoyment goes, the golfers have
managed to withdraw from popular circulation ;
continue through Lord Foley's park, and thence
on several different lines into Epsom by way of
its Common, where steeplechases used to be run ;
past Clay Hill, where Eclipse passed the earlier
years of his stud life ; and once in the town — well,
all roads lead to the Downs, but some are mighty
twisty.
A long journey, you say. Well not so long.
If it is nine miles, and if you can spare the time,
how may you spend it better, given fine weather ;
and I defy you to find a pleasanter resting-place
after the return journey than just about Hamp-
ton Court, in the cool of the evening, or early in
the morning before breakfast, paddling on the
river or ranging the park among the deer, or
strolling in the Palace gardens, which are most
beautifully kept up, and seem scarcely appreci-
ated at all. Good business? It is good
business indeed in the summer weather, or spring
for that matter. To begin with Molesey, there
song sends you to sleep in the Mitre overnight,
and wakes you up in the morning. First of all
you become aware of a paddling, scuttering sort
of noise — ducks busy in the shallow waters of a
little creeklet under Hampton Court Bridge, and
then a good deal of quacking and wing-flapping.
You don't need get out of bed to see what is
going on amongst this industrious family party ;
but next comes an arousing diversion, by reason
the man on the horse and the man on the barge
being towed up against the stream differing on
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the subject of steam and direction. You must
look out of window so as to discover what sort of
mess the two are making of it between them,
through the chief engineer driving the horse
slacking up too soon. The hotel proprietary
thrush starts singing, and an early swallow or
two are up already, which is more than can be
said for riparian residents, judging by the general
lack of smoke out of the chimneys. Where the
breakfast fire is occasionally alight, up goes the
smoke slowly and dead straight — we are in for a
hot day. You take another turn at bed, listening
to that musical soother, the weir, when a winch
starts clicking right under the bedroom window,
and on the chance of a fish being at the other
end, the alarum induces another excursion to find
the winch a mowing machine that clicks, not
clacks, and is managed by a good, good yellow
collie dog with a nice broad nose — none of the
up-to-date show ones with pointed masks as of
a starved fox — and his under-gardener. The
man does the pushing, the collie bosses the job,
walks solemnly across from edge to edge of the
lawn, and now and then expresses approval of
his lieutenant's industry, but always keeps an eye
open to spot malingering, a complaint to which
gardeners are dreadfully subject. Sweet is the
smell of close-shorn dewy herbage. I fancy I
can just get a whiff from the lilacs half out and
the daffy-down-dillies ; no mistake can be made
about the wallflowers ; the little white clematis is
well forward, and the horse chestnuts soon going
to be, for their bloom spires are whitening, while
already the apple blossom is making a good show
of its sort. The sun is warming the air kindly,
the south-wester — a real one, not an imitation
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north-easter — suggests possibility of a shower or
two, so to make sure of a little good time while it
lasts, up you get and be out in the open. And
all that and a lot more you can do as part of an
Epsom outing.
CHAPTER XI
IN AND ABOUT EPSOM
I AM afraid to say how often I have been at
Epsom, in and out of race times. I used to think
that I knew all about it, from the wicked lord
story to the goldfish in the ponds ; from the
oldest house to the new clock building made to
accommodate the fire-engine, and built a few
sizes too small, so that the fire-escape has to
lean up against the tower outside ; from Amato's
grave to the Marquis of Epsom's open-air studio,
where he used to paint his railings so artistically ;
I knew it all — everything except the number of
different ways for getting between the South-
western Station and the Grand Stand. Epsom is
an old typical Surrey town, with just a cut of
Tunbridge Wells in it ; one about which you
might profitably spend a good long while in
exploring. You can't beat these places, which
before the days of railways were just far enough
out for London's rich City merchants, whose
substantial houses and fine gardens occur all
over Epsom Town ; and you can't beat the
place for air — good, strong, wholesome fresh air,
with plenty of character ; not the sort like
Brighton's, which is associated with a blinky
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feeling, nor the bilious tap frequently turned on
at Newmarket ; but just a good, honest, robust,
healthy, hearty sample calculated to make you
eat well and sleep well ; and if you deserve such
luck as getting it, be thankful that your lot is
not cast in a depressing place like — well, we
won't mention names, one can praise Queen
Ebba's town without running down others.
I only wish I might pitch my tent up near
the top of the hillside, where you get the
southerly breeze straight from the sea, and
often tasting of it, too. Cold ? Oh ! yes, cold
it is, of course, in such weather. It can be cold
in this part of the world, which ''has quite a
name " for that sort of thing. But, locally, pride
is not taken in the superiority of cold on the
hilltop. The spot specially celebrated for it is
away down on the flat by the half-mile Bush
between Epsom and Ewell. According to tradi-
tion, which preserves opinions expressed by
stage coachmen (who ought to know, ought they
not ?) about weather, that was the bleakest,
freshest bit between London and the coast,
take which road you would to Portsmouth, or
Worthing, or Brighton. As a rule, my chief
trouble with regard to Epsom is to get out of
the place when once I am landed there. I think
it is at its best about the last week in April,
say during the Spring Meeting. I like it then
better than in Derby week. Of course the
''country," as people say in speaking of vegeta-
tion's progress, may be at the time of the earlier
fixture a month late if the weather has been
unkindly. But sufficient advance will have been
made to make the Surrey country (where is
better ?) very beautiful indeed. Nowhere do you
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get such good opportunities for enjoying Nature's
best adornments as in an old suburban town.
There you have more variety than in the country
proper, because of the specimen trees and shrubs
imported.
There are many ways of approaching Epsom.
The last time I did one of the best, which takes
you to and fro Epsom from town without striking
the general traffic, and a charming walk before
and after racing, but, upon my word ! the bad
almost outbalanced the good, and I feel equal to
little more than organising a national petition to
the King and his Parliament to do something
for us. Cannot somebody throw the right sort
of oil on the troubled dusts, or, what is the
alternative, make footpaths everywhere from
which all wheel traffic should be forbidden?
Truly, I am so disappointed at being cut off at
almost every step from taking outdoor pleasure
that I keep searching about for refuge, of which
now have I none. For the automobilists, who
hate dust as much as anybody else, are now
illustrating the old idea of the Royal Academy
being crowded on a Derby day, because nobody
would be there — at the picture exhibition, I
mean. The byways, narrow as are many, are
crowded with the car-eerers, who, for the same
reasons as mine, take to them to avoid the main
arteries. A horrid pity I found last week s dis-
appointment, for I had my own route all on my
own, which I am selfish enough to like, barring
a jolly companion. Give yourself time, and you
may have some of the prettiest walking in Surrey
before and after business on the Downs com-
mences, and very cheaply too. My latest plan
is to drop down by an early train on the new
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Guildford line to Claygate, Oxshott, Cobham,
or — but this last makes it too far for most —
Effingham, and walk from one of those points.
If you only desire to see country from the train
and travel in comfort, free from crowding, then
you can change at Effingham and rail it to
Epsom. But for the toddler a good route offers
from each and every one of the depots named.
I think I once gave the log of a trudge between
Claygate and Epsom's Town Clock. To that
route are three or four variations. I do not take
it on now, because Claygate is getting townified ;
the pretty, rough common has been jumped for
golf, while an old road which led through the
Prince's covers is stopped, and the covers them-
selves are apt to mire you up to the chin, or on
that way, after so long a spell of wet as we have
had.
My march was by way of Stoke D'Abernon,
on Mole-side, with its pretty little church, where
used to be a memorial to a brave knight. The
hero, to show his chivalry, made solemn vow to
please his fair lady, or somebody else, by slaying
the first man he met, and timed himself so as to
drop on to the next-of-kin between him and " the
property," or his principal creditor, the King's
taxes, his landlord, or somebody like that, quite
of no consequence. For the gallant deed, t'other
man being probably unarmed and out of training,
he received a medal with a "bloody hand" on it,
and gained enviable distinction. From Stoke
you work up to Leatherhead Common, which
is not a common, because it was collared by Act
of Parliament within the memory of man, and is
now being turned, some of it, into golf links and
building land. Really, we are lucky to have any
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common land left, and must be truly grateful
that golf caught on in the South so late. Had
it been followed a hundred years ago as it is now,
there would not have been a bit of our wastes
left.
A lovely bit of mixed woodland is this en-
closed Leatherhead Common, otherwise known as
Pachesham Park. Just over the way towards
Epsom is Ashtead (which adjoins Epsom)
Common, a big bed of very stiff clay, in which
oaks flourish, wild flowers grow luxuriously, and
thorns are much at home. The water lodges,
being mopped up as with a sponge, and gives
the unwary many fancy surprises in the way of
impasses where the grass grows green. About
here, too, is iron, and so is the stuff that makes
Epsom salts ; in fact, on the edge of Ashtead
Common is the old Epsom Wells, and in plenty
of places you can get the delightful beverage first
hand for the finding. Cross the Common to the
village and you are soon in Ashtead Park, an
ancient walled-in deer park, on whose borders
are some rare pretty old-fashioned farmery
houses. You can cut up a byroad from the
park to the old Roman road which runs from the
paddock to Mickleham, or, bearing on the low
ground towards Epsom, pass in the gates of the
Woodcote, and through its beautiful domesticated
downland up to the corner of the Durdans estate.
A little bit late as vegetation was, still, in all this
I have catalogued was much to enjoy, and I
ought to have enjoyed myself accordingly, but
while I served my purpose in clearing the race
traffic, being smothered five miles away from it,
put me right out of heart. Instead of being
truly grateful for the good I got out of the parks
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and the commons, I made my leading features
getting bogged on the top of a hill, walking
through a mile of midges on the edge of Martin
Rucker's old place, and — well, I won't say any
more about the motors for the present, but if
relief is not speedily engineered what is to
become of poor me, or how I shall be able
to do my work, goodness only knows. I do
not.
I have already described another route, that
from Hampton Court. Going a more conven-
tional way through Ewell, lo ! and behold, as we
went over the bridge which crosses Kingston
lane, the road which takes you either to Kingston
or round by Bone's Gate to Hook, Chessington,
Claygate, Ditton, and the parts about Giggs' Hill,
I saw an unmistakable Gippo whose identity I
can swear to at long range. That was the
Reverend Mr Dan Cooper, who used to carry
on business in or about the Half-Moon Cricket
Ground, Putney, and was a very useful scrapper
in his day, also extensively engaged in the coker-
nut line. It is always like putting the clock back
for me a score years — or, say, a score and a
half — to come across this Gipsy Cooper — one of
the Stockbridge Coopers, if you please, the family
which the well-known aged gentleman with the
orange silk bandanna round his throat and a
large stock of view-halloas inside it adorned so
many years. There was my old friend Cooper
with a steam roundabout of fiery, untamed ostrich
steeds, and all manner of diversions at the public
service, also his name painted in big letters on
the revolving machine. Business called me
t'other way, but I would have liked to go and
have a crack w4th Mr C , and investigate as
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to whether an expert could still make sure of
ringing the bell every time in the shooting
gallery, and try if knack of sending the marker
right up to the top of the try-your-strength-
with-the-sledge-hammer apparatus was a lost
art or not. Friends, if you want to study
a fine type of the English gipsy, you
cannot find a better specimen than my Egyptian
crony.
Epsom recalls a pet scheme of mine which
strikes me as worth entertaining. Ponds of size
are scarce nowadays in the district on which the
monastical fish-on-fast-day old uns left their
mark through large stews — still clearly traceable,
chains of them — on certain commons. Both on
Bookham Common, close to the station, made
there when the extension line from Epsom to
Guildford via Effingham was constructed, and on
Epsom Common, where the steeplechases were
run formerly, you find the plan of ancient stews
with a section remaining. Barring the last of
the chains, the lower earth wall has been cut to
drain the higher ponds, and the sluices removed,
so that the only sliding or skating on the former
large area is on dry ground — the safest, I admit,
but not diverting. Field for skating is very
scarce, as is also water for fishing. If the
commoners and others with rights of grazing,
etc., could be induced to acquiesce in the scheme,
one could by restoring these stew ponds at a
trifling cost create great opportunities for amuse-
ment in the direction indicated, not to mention
furnishing facilities for bathing. There used to
be a fine series of pools within a mile and a bit
of Epsom Town ; these could be reinstated very
easily, and no one the worse for missing a few
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acres of pasturage. Apropos of skating and the
like, I used to wonder at the Sandown and
Kempton directors, who might readily Instal big
areas for use in winter, when frost would bring
them much profit. All required Is to puddle the
acreage to be brought into work, make a low
clay wall, lay on water company's service, and
wait till the time comes in which to flood the
space. Turf might be allowed to flourish at other
periods ; no disfigurement would accrue, and now
and then gate-money would roll In to help the
dividends.
I bear nothing but goodwill towards golfers,
but I do wish they could make some land for them-
selves, or have It made without wanting to take
It out of stock. As I have previously remarked,
golfs powers of absorbing common lands, or we
will call them free wastes, is great. Not only
ordinary common but in these enlightened days
village greens can be practically jumped for the
game, so that ''aliens" who have no part or
parcel, kindred or tie In the district, except
membership of a club, do drive off peaceful
Inhabitants from exercising their lawful rights.
Why, bless me ! there would, as I said, not have
been any commons at all if golf had caught on a
century ago, and very likely no horse-racing
except in great lords' and others' private parks.
Fancy there being no Epsom Downs, as downs
are understood — a sort of no man s land on which
somebody was allowed to run sheep at his own
risk, and Dick, Tom, or Harry might come and
do jolly well as he pleased, how, when, where,
and as often as suited him! It was an awful
shock to me the first day I recognised that the
Downs belonged to somebody. But what a
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terrible thing if we had no commons ! Of late a
power of land in the Epsom district has dis-
appeared, or been retired behind fencing of sorts
— acres and acres and acres, over which local folk
had roamed at will so long as memory of man
carries. But he takes who has the power, and
can keep while law is so expensive.
I wonder how many who were at Epsom
Spring or Summer Meeting have any idea of the
extent of land over which the public is still per-
mitted the indulgence of ranging ; what the
acreage and mileage Is approximately, starting
from, we will say, the top of Reigate and Betch-
worth Hills, and following the line of the ranges
round to Box Hill over to Ranmore, along to
Guildford, and from there through Ripley and
Weybridge to the Thames, with return from
Walton-on-Thames by Banstead and Walton-on-
the- Heath. Practically you can take a line from
Betchworth to Oxshott and right away down to
Walton Bridge — say, fourteen miles — without
touching more than a scattered hamlet till you
get to Walton, and never be more than a trifle
over twenty miles from St Paul's Cathedral. Of
course, I am not saying that this is all common
land. It is open country, though, with a surpris-
ing percentage of it subject to some sort of
common rights, and that after wholesale stealing,
as In the case of Letherhead Common — say, the
best part of two square miles gobbled up in one
Act (of Parliament), and the wholesale looting
along Ermyn Street. It seems a downright
shame that all these beautiful pleasure-grounds
should be at citizens' convenience to use as they
please, and they not so much as know about, let
alone enjoy them.
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Lots do not even know the name of the hills
where the race stand and courses are. It is the
fashion, or was so, to talk of Banstead Downs as
the place where the Derby is run, which is wrong.
Some of the track goes over what must be
Walton Downs, but barring that you have
Epsom's. What a row there was about the odd
bit ! What a fearful overpowering rush and gush
of condemnatory criticism launched at the head
of Mr '' Salamander " Studd, who, becoming
possessed of the lord of the manorship of Walton,
presumed to ask for a financial corner out of the
racing's profits, claiming such as his due because
some of it — the Derby and Oaks particularly —
was carried on over a corner of what was his land,
for purposes of the argument ! If he had set fire
to the Jockey Club building at Newmarket, blown
up Epsom's grand stand and looted the cellars,
also arsoned Messrs Weatherby's offices and
their printing place, records, unpublished entries,
handicaps and all, and started ploughing up
Ascot, Goodwood, York, and Doncaster, the late
owner of Salamander and father of the long
family of Eton cricketers could not have been
dropped on more severely. So far as the sport-
ing papers went, and writers on racing in other
publications, the gentleman, whose action would
now be approved and taken as a matter of course,
was treated as a sort of Ishmael and bandit com-
bined. No one seemed to think that if this
money required had to be paid, the consideration
was worth the fee. As for sympathising with the
Manor of Walton and its representatives, who for
so many years had been giving something for
nothing — a form of barter which the Grand Stand
Association could never be accused by its worst
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enemy of going for — no one took that side. Re-
membering these things, which cannot have a
second edition, because the company is now by
right of purchase its own lord of the manor, I
must laugh.
CHAPTER XII
AROUND EPSOM AND LEATHERHEAD
On a misty day in December when I looked up
Mickleham, more fog was on the high land than
in the valley through which the Mole flows, by
hook or by crook, presenting, as it can, the
anomaly of superficially stagnant pools, and
almost dry stony shallows, between little water-
falls. A fine hunting ground for the student of
old Epsom racing is this, right along from and
including Leatherhead to nearly Dorking.
Horses trained at a distance from Epsom used
to be quartered for quite long visits and galloped
on Mickleham Downs, not so long ago very
beautiful going. John Scott was very fond of
the district, and so were many Northerners
before the railway days. I forget whether there
was local connection between Mickleham and the
dead-heat for the Blue Riband, which, being- run
off, saw Cadland beat The Colonel ; but in the
village you find the contest spiritedly depicted
one side of the inn's signboard, and on the other
the winner alone, his jockey in light blue and
dark blue sleeves. I know no country anywhere
more beautiful than this dale or the overlooking
ranges in summer, nor a lovelier playground than
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the tract comprised in the title, Boxhill, and
about ten times as large as its visitors generally
think this part of the Deepdene Estate is.
Deepdene itself, where Lord William Beresford
lived, is farther along towards Dorking, and will
long be remembered ;by racing men because of
its plucky owner and the mark he unfortunately
was the prime cause of making on our Turf
affairs. To my thinking, the worst day's work
in the history of racing was done when Lord
William introduced the American jockeys into
this country. I do not pretend that we were an
altogether happy family up to then, but, most
assuredly, we have scarcely ever known what it
is to live in peace and comfort since.
The United States riders brought with them
very unorthodox methods in addition to the
forward seat, which was by no means their
original invention, and I sincerely wish had
never been exploited, as it was, to our dis-
comfort. Without going into the old story of
the reign of terror, during which our most trust-
worthy English riders' word made no weight
against any Yankee boy's, and so long as an
American was put up when the winning time
came, all previous performances, including running
horses pig-fat with such men as Morny Cannon
up, were considered quite legitimate by Stewards
and others, some of whom were misled and some
wisely made their market, one could not help
being reminded of the bad days. It seems but
yesterday since I saw a Steward of the Jockey
Club march into the weighing-room of the
Rowley Mile Stand with his arm round a pigmy
American pilot's neck ; or the date of the other
occasion on which the late Prince Soltykoff pre-
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sented Johnny Reiff, then a boy, with a handsome
cheque for a meritorious win, and the little
nipper, accepting the douceur, stuffed it into his
pocket without so much as looking at it. I
suppose you remember poor Prince Soltykoff s
lament at the personal sacrifice of dignity
necessary for an owner desirous of keeping in
an imported jockey's good graces. '' He," said
the Prince of his jockey, '*sit on my table and
swing his leg, he smoke my cigar, call me
' boss,' and use my boots for spittoons, and "
But as we have somehow got to Boxhill, let us
quit racing as it was and ought not to be, and
get up by the old road — Roman, say the local
folk, and likely enough, too, because Ermyn
Street comes right along past Epsom's paddock
down to Myrtle Hall at Mickleham, only half a
mile or so away from the foot of Boxhill's grown-
over track. Likely, too, it was a Pilgrim's Way
for those who, coming from Winchester over by
Merrow Downs and the back of Ranmore to
Burford, cut across to Betchworth on their road
towards Canterbury.
Let every reader who does not know Boxhill
make a great point of exploring this almost
unique territory of down land, thickly wooded, in
parts a dense jungle of yew and box, mixed with
almost every tree that flourishes in England,
and, in the open, showing detached specimens to
which the like can scarcely be found. An eerie,
mysterious, ghostly sort of gulf is the great gully
on the left as you make from the road to the
fort, or, at least, it was when I climbed up there
with the mist lying, as one may say, in strata,
the light varying from minute to minute, and no
sign of life except birds stealing stealthily about
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from one shelter to another in the dense jungle
capped with old man's beard, and straggling
flocks of fieldfares silently passing over — too
tired, I guess, to even say chac. Here, twenty
miles from London, was as complete solitude
as in the bush. Judgment of distances and
measurements was mere guess-work, and, for all
you could tell by sight or hearing, you might be
a mile above the river level when you stumbled
on a fort apparently built to dominate the valley
if the real Battle of Dorking should come off,
and forgotten altogether — kind of mislaid, like
the two regiments left for fifteen years in New
Zealand, on nobody's books but the Paymaster-
General's. Signs of life, however, were discover-
able in cottages put up adjacent to the battery
depot, and, I may mention, one began to get
quite glad to strike something that was alive,
even if it was only a kid that pretended to be
frightened into dragging its anchor, and a couple
of very warlike dogs, outwardly fierce little tykes
but inwardly glad enough to see a stranger.
Funny birds you do see, to be sure, when you
have not a gun, as also when you are provided
with artillery. What do you think I heard,
while taking my diluted holiday, one rustical
dweller say to another agricultural gentleman of
a third party unknown ? I happened on them
at the end of an oration in which the story-teller
said, in effect, as Mr Bettinson does at the
National Sporting Club : '' So-and-so is the
winner, gentlemen " ; only he meant to say that
himself had won — on points and a knock-out,
too, I should think, by his style. The part I
caught was this : '' What did he do then ? " asked
number two, '*Do?" replied t'other; ''the
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only thing he could do — 'ang 'is 'ead and hexit."
A saying which lasted me till I came to another
fort by Betchworth Clump, and that very
excellent little roadside inn which the noble
conqueror cited would have called the 'And in
'And. If, on my recommendation, Refereaders
do not look up the little inn from Betchworth, on
the South-Eastern ; or Dorking, South-Eastern
or South Coast ; or Burford Bridge, South Coast
Railway stations, and take their fill of the
wonderful views from the ridges, and explore
the downs at the woodlands, in which they are
free to wander at discretion and with discretion,
they will have themselves to blame. I never
have myself been to blame in this regard, nor
for neglecting Headley, Walton - on - the - Hill,
Banstead, Nork, or any of those places, when I
had an opportunity of looking them up. Some
day, perhaps, when a hard frost prevents racing
at Epsom Summer Meeting, I may be able to
take a turn under rather more favourable condi-
tions than obtained while I was trapesing round
last week, making the best of my holiday in the
mire — mire I write — but, bless you, thawing
ploughed fields are nothing to cross when you
are used to them, unless you are conscientiously
worried about taking the proprietor's freehold
away on your boots. Towards the end of the
day, as the ground became more and more
giving, it came to be quite enjoyable, so easy it
was to the feet, though the railway officials did
not seem to be fond of my custom when I wanted
to take a lift for two or three miles to rest my
faithful long-haired dog, who will never interfere
with a fellow-passenger so long as he has a
comfortable seat. Perhaps they recognised the
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bushel or so of land, and thought we had stolen
the same ; ''lifted " we certainly had.
Once upon a time I spent many hours reading
the Derby's conditions through from its initiation
to — well, I forget how far I carried the quest,
but I know I got jolly well tired of the job, and,
thanks to the dust off the old volumes of the
Racing Calendar consulted, I contracted an irrita-
tion of the nose forty times worse than any hay
fever. The Derby began as a biennial or triennial,
and has been chopped and changed about very
much over and over again. As to its course and
the distance, some of us about now can remember
two or three variations. Before my time the start
was out of sight from the present stand ; but
perhaps in view of the ancient betting ring, which,
so far as I can make out, was on the high ground
about where the mile races start now. The horses
came from a point behind the cottage marked
on ancient maps as Sir Gilbert Heathcote's, and
the track was a lot better than the present one,
because the hill to climb was less severe and the
field edged far more gradually to the bend, leaving
the Craven post well to the left. When most of
us first remember the Derby the starting-place
was a good bit nearer the stand than it is now,
and competitors were set a very stiff climb indeed
from the fall of the flag. The trouble with Mr
Studd, who, as Lord of the Manor of Walton,
had the temerity to want a share of the money
earned by racing over his territory, was, I believe,
responsible for some alteration — or was such only
schemed out for an alternative course ? But that
does not matter, I only wanted to show that when
one talks of a St Leger or Derby time, comparing
it with another, there may be penalties in differ-
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ences of plan and allowances for variations of
distance to trim the measurements taken off-hand
as identical, not to mention weights differing from
period to period.
People in general are much too apt to assume
that because it is winter, you cannot take an
enjoyable and pretty walk. You find out what
a fallacy that is if you want to take walks and
have to take them jolly well when you get a
chance, which chance seems, to a racing man, to
be frequently given on the same principle as the
commons were left common — because they seemed
no good for anything. Take my walks abroad
at these unvalued periods I must, seeing what
a creature of circumstances my trades, occupa-
tions, and professions (I seem to have about as
many as a bundle of them) render me, and, so
far as in me lies, make the best of things as they
"fall," missing no opportunity of washing the
slate clean with due gratitude, a little superior
to the lively sense of favours to come, for all the
pleasure one can extract from them.
Fairly dry weather in December, even when
things are not slicked up by frost, offers whole-
some and suitable conditions enough for getting
about. Certainly you miss the little touch of
tingly frost, so stimulating and precious to the
well-clothed, and at the same time health-giving ;
but in winter, you know, a sort of compensating
thermometer is always before the pitiful man's
eyes. His imagination sees with each falling
degree the going up of increasingly sore times
for the hard-up. Open weather does mean such
a lot. In it most trades can be carried on with-
out interruption, ensuring continuous supply for
the needy worker.
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Cows in the meadows and horses turned out
do, as every child knows, keep Sunday. I do
not mean horses which are given a run in the
fields on the day that comes betwixt the Saturday
and Monday — they ought to know — but gees
having a spell of long rest, or lucky ones with
all their working troubles to come and no record
of labour so far. Do the little dicky birds and
the big, the undomesticated who live on their
own — can they tell when Christmas comes once
a year ? The robin of the picture should be able
to spot the date and be pleased with it, because
he is always (in them) being treated to about
enough to make too much for twenty birds ten
times his size. My word ! that means a lot too,
as you would find out if an old man redbreast
selected you for purveyor and insisted upon being
fed at all hours during the day, with quick lunches
going perpetually between the meals. If the
birds of the air are informed in the matter of
the seasons other than by Nature's calendar —
the coming and going of the fruits of the earth,
the cold and warmth — I guess the very one they
do most dislike is old-fashioned Christmas winter.
And so do I, for their sakes. Seeing the poor
little bodies puffed out with cold, being starved
and clemmed when human attention is dwelling
quite sufficiently on plentiful eating and drinking,
makes you feel that there is something wrong.
We are not half so bad as we used to be, thanks
in great measure to the gun licensing being so
well looked after, and one seldom now sees hobble-
dehoys blowing to pieces little, little songsters, as
easy to hit as a winter cabbage.
I took particular notice of the birds at Christ-
mas as I perambulated round about in a sort of
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semicircle with a diameter drawn from Ripley
to Leatherhead. Finely varied country this, its
borders trenching on the devious flow of the
Mole, a river rendered harder and harder of
access by reason of a gradual progress in shut-
ting up old footpaths and rights of way. A funny
chap is this Mole, well-named, as Refereaders
are aware, because of his burrowing habits and
hidings in sinks or swallows, subterranean hollows
accounting for a bed, dry superficially, with run-
ning water on each side. Each side, I say, not
on each edge. No other river in the South of
England so quickly gets into flood or empties
itself to normal level — if the Thames will allow
it. Occasionally, you know, the Mole cannot
get out at Molesey, because the big river shuts
the other's mouth up and does serious damage,
otherwise a comparison of the two streams' goings
on in the neighbourhood of the Mole's outlet can
be quite comical.
To get away from our birds for a bit, Ripley,
a very slightly altered typical Surrey village, is,
I think, looking up again a little, but the motors
have driven off very much of the cyclists' custom
and stopped nearly all the walkers who like to
take their tikes with them. There are two things
impossible to do with satisfaction to yourself and
other people. One is to back your horses at S.P.
and go on to the course without being fixed up
between giving your business away and giving
other people away. The just-mentioned walking
with your dogs on a motory road or by the side
of it, is another, if you are going to get pleasure
out of it. Thank goodness, we have yet to
experience the dog-followed motor. I should
very much like to see it once, and have the dog
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myself that could worry along, as some owners
used to make their tikes come on long journeys
after a bicycle. In general, dogs and cycles do
not go together. The faithful animal never has
quite taken to cycles — I do not mean as a rider
— except to his master's, and a lot of him were
and are pests seeking, of malice prepense, to
cause an accident. Unhappily, too, their tendency
to interfere with a wheeler's indisputable right to
the road was frequently fostered by proprietors.
Not so much was I thinking of this sort as of
an artful section who, confident in their judgment
of pace and so forth, would deliberately lay them-
selves out — dogs, not their masters — to spoof the
wheel-rider and involve him in entanglements.
Canines I have known who could play out of
their heads all the tricks the nervous old lady
will involuntarily illustrate, offering and retreat-
ing, stopping when she shouldn't and going on
when she didn't ought, in making passage from
one kerbstone of a busy road to that opposite.
One gentleman in particular I recollect who
regarded every cyclist's bell as a warning
requiring him to cross the ringer's course, get
himself as nearly as possible but not quite run
over, and give the unhappy wheelman every
chance of coming to grief. Not once but hundreds
of times in a year would he play this trick ; and
the worst of it was you dare not say a word
to him, because if he did answer your signals
from the bank — I should say road-edge — he would
make an outward tack before coming back on
another board, so by interference you only turned
bad into worse. The sensible course was to
pretend that you did not know anything about
him, he was no dog of yours, more especially
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should catastrophe arrive, and, Hke the pair in
** Struwwelpeter," boy or man and doggie come
bump, thump, in a lump. I never knew the last-
named hurt himself; in fact, he was always ready
to render first aid, either by barking at his brother
in misfortune or by licking his face, both pro-
cesses irritating, I am told. That this eccentric
character died in his own bed, so to speak,
sufficiently explained that in his little games he
was able to discriminate between cycles and
motors. One application of these latter is too
apt to act like the celebrated soothing syrup
with trade mark, *' Baby never cries after one
dose."
One beauty of our Christmas holiday weather
at the time I am talking of, lay in its being not
too wet nor yet too dry, only just beautifully
middling for the roads. They were really perfect
for walking, too dry for mud, too damp for dust,
and neither sticky nor slippery. The big tyres
ran well on the going, and the fancy varieties,
capable of putting it into as gritty state as could a
flock of sheep, by grinding out and lifting up the
small particles of the macadam, left no trace of
their handiwork. Not one motor did I see
scorching ; cause why, I may be asked ; I know
the ''because" very well, but am rather willing
to believe in a better motive than fear of (police)
consequences. As to those who only did not go
faster because they did not dare, they and I
differ in perception actual and moral. Leaving
the latter out of the question as debatable matter
leading possibly to unfriendly discussion and
therefore unseasonable, I cannot see the pleasure
of going at a high speed past or through country
worth looking at. Perhaps, with better practice,
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I could educate my vision so as to take in the
objects of interest that make so much amusement
for me. Try as I will, I seem to miss an awful
lot progressing at the rate of a mile in three
minutes ; but, then, I dare say a very great many
do not care a tinker's cuss for the small beer and
small potatoes in beast, bird, vegetable, insect,
and reptile life.
I had one turn at high speed. We only did
nineteen miles in eleven minutes downhill on a
narrow road and a Bank Holiday, and I fear I
discredited the cloth in describing my sensations
to the kindly chauffeur-host who took me out to
give me a treat. He asked how I felt. Really I
meant no offence in likening myself, and by con-
sequence him — I had forgotten that — to a
member of the herd of swine rushing violently
down a steep place, with acute preference for
going into the sea if we went into anything. In
the sea you might have a chance by swimming,
but otherwise touching meant going.
Cannot something be done to alter the system
of carriage illumination ? I will not describe the
up-to-date lamplight as too brilliant^ — scarcely
can that pitch of intensity be reached. Theoreti-
cally and practically, no light can be too good for
distribution. Where the trouble comes is, like
the Bunsbyan philosophy, in the application of
it. Will not some firm of opticians, lampmakers,
inventors, or manufacturers take the job in hand
and bring out a lamp to lighten up the road with-
out blinding wayfarers ? A splendid creation,
to my mind, is a big motor-car, with its cleverly
devised appointments, carrying a certain touch of
ocean-going trimness and tautness about it, an
idea suggested, perhaps, by its lights. By day I
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can stand and admire a swagger machine for a
long while at a stretch. After dark that same is a
terror to me. This story, scarcely new, is all the
same worth re-telling because of the fearful
nuisance and danger caused by the very excel-
lence of the means adopted mostly in the cause
of safety itself. With one of these monstrous-
eyed machines coming at you out of the dark
you are blinded and paralysed for action. Not
only do motors' big lamps act in this way, but
the humble cyclist's acetylene lighter-up, if you
happen to catch its glare full. All you know is
that you think yourself in danger, whether you
are so or not, and are pretty much unable to
help yourself in getting out of the way, because
the fierce white light cuts through the air like a
guillotine. Inside the edge of its rays you might
be in the limelight. At a line outside is created
an artificial darkness that can be felt, and makes
unknown territory. Quite unsuccessful are my
best endeavours to mend this trouble for myself ;
the only way is the old-fashioned one for a
traveller on a very dark road — viz., getting out of
the way when you saw a lighted trap coming
(they used not always to be lighted up, you know,
till recent Acts), and shutting your eyes till the
machine had gone by, so preventing them from
getting out of focus. I do wish for someone to
experiment with an apron shade to send the
bright white rays out ahead along the road
instead of straight away into your brain. Under
this arrangement the lamps would be twice as
efficacious for the drivers' purpose as they are
now.
Talking about seeing, those who believe in
funny birds cropping up only when you have
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not a gun, do not have all the best of the argu-
ment, because a-many fearful fowl and other
curiosities are brought down by the gunner. I
fixed up two or three curious specimens on
Christmas Day. Possibly number one would
not be a rarity to gents in one particular fancy
line — i.e., donkey keeping and breeding. Dead
donkeys are, in accordance with the proverb,
seldom on view, though the fact that you can
buy all the skins you want at about a dollar
apiece proves that somebody must see them
sooner or later. The well-groomed moke, as
proud of himself as his master is of the creature,
is to me a thing of beauty and of joy. I have
always coveted some of these, but never attained
the distinction of ownership in a willing speci-
men. Now, what do you think I came across in
the way of donkeys ? A nice little fellow, well-
done, fat and sleek, and with string halt in front,
pretty near as pronounced as Memoir's. I have
heard dealers, in praising a horse's high action,
chaffingly liken it to string halt all round. This
one had it in front, and very rum he looked. In
another strange discovery I was rather the
discoveree than the discoverer, for only by
decimals of inches did I miss being dis-
covered in the back by a cyclist's tyre, he, his
partner in bad watermanship on the road, and my-
self all being within about a yard of the off-edge of
the road. They were a mile out of Leatherhead,
not going above fifteen miles an hour, so were,
they stated, perfectly justified in not ringing the
bell till they were in touch of me. Nowadays
you expect even holiday cyclists to know the near
side of the road from the off without tying a hay-
band on one wrist and a straw-band on the other.
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These young parties declined to discuss the rule
of the road, but pitched into me because I had
crossed a little while before we got mixed up.
In the matter of logic they were triumphantly
unassailable. How can you controvert the
assertion, *' If you had stopped over there you
would not have been here."
I saw a funny bird who had views on the
rights of the road, practically to the effect that it
didn't mind how much of it it took. When I
came across this masterful man he was playing
wolf to the lamb of a little boy carrying a burden
in the very place where he ought to be, the
extreme right edge of the footpath ; t'other party,
an equestrian, had a led horse, and all the road to
himself. Very properly, as I understand the
rules, he took the second steed on his off-side so
as to be between it and advancing traffic, while
nothing coming behind should cause disturbance.
With the great highway all his, pro tem., his line
was right on the path's coping. Instead of
which, he blew the poor little nipper up sky-high
and said horse-kicking would serve him right.
This notion set me thinking whether conven-
tional handling of led horses is quite as common-
sensible as it might be, where the road is
bordered by paths. The question is, you know,
whether an obstreperous led animal should
chance kicking traps and other horses or human
beings. A lot of points must be taken into
consideration when the Imperial rules of the road
are drawn up. They do not exist at present, I
believe. While such rates are being drafted I
hope pronouncement will be made to guide the
pedestrian using the road. According to some,
he should rank himself as a vehicle, seeing that
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he consorts with such, and so steer to the left.
More is, I think, to be said for his taking the
right edge while he uses the track as a footpath.
On the latter course he should be quite safe from
anything coming the way that he is going, and
with a proper lookout, can make his own
arrangements to accommodate himself with what
meets his advance.
One more funny bird. I came on a dis-
mounted steeplechase rider hanging on to the
end of his reins while he, up a steep bank, was
endeavouring to keep his horse in hold and reach
some privet berries. " For the bullfinch at
home," says he, so we took a department each —
he minded the horse and I harvested the little
black fruit. Here is where the funny part comes
in. Up to then I had not seen a single bully,
who is a very attention-attracting chap, because
of the brilliant white he shows in flying. I give
you my word that going back on my tracks I
seemed scarcely ever free from bullfinches. They
were for ever zig-zagging across from hedge to
hedge, or flitting along them, and seemed almost
as plentiful as robins. That bold customer is to
be found wherever anything to eat is going.
You may not hit on one all day till you pull out
food ; so doing, you call him up from the vasty
deep. So no one with a bit of bread, and cheese
for preference, need ever be without a robin's
company.
CHAPTER XIII
NEWMARKET
Newmarket, you know, is the Metropolis of the
Turf, and all other centres quite countrified.
Outside racing matters, the little town places
itself, I believe, second to London, with
Yarmouth third. Of Newmarket I am very-
fond, as anyone must be who knows the place
and is able to get about. Its air, water, and
Mr Musks's mutton are almost unapproachable,
in combination for hygienic purposes. I have
wondered if a sort of balance to racing's fortunes
might not be found in exploiting Newmarket as
a health resort. Testimonials by the tens of
thousands are always available from frequenters,
or merely occasional visitors ; who mostly, in
spite of setting quite the wrong way to work, do
reap great benefits from passing a few days
between the Heath's remainders as cut up for
civilisation's requirements. How do most of us
go while doing a meeting ? What percentage of
the racing army gets its pennyworth out of the
grand, strong air a-mornings, or then takes
exercise enough ? A precious small one, as you
must know, if you patrol the roads within a quite
moderate radius of the late Mr Blanton's clock
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and its tower. Do we lead a country life, rising
betimes, and retiring to roost correspondingly-
early ; or is the custom in this part of the country
to lengthen the days by taking a bit out of the
night, boys ! The lot of us on the average set
Newmarket's grand air, grand water, and fine
meat an unfair trial — viz., to keep us from going
back instead of "keeping" as we ought, to use
the North-country word. In brief, the practice
is to ask to be done up, and work towards that
end ; and yet, thanks to beneficial surroundings
and accessories, you mostly come out with a
balance to the good in hand. If such desirable
results can be and are achieved under severe
handicapping, what price Newmarket for health
resorters honestly bent on turning its good gifts
— among which I number the mutton, especially
the mutton, and the clean grown vegetables — to
best account. Please understand me to be keep-
ing out of view making our Newmarket a
sanatorium or cure centre, which always must
carry a lot of depression with it as the proportion
of invalids to the sound, or, at any rate, the
active service hands is increased beyond normal
proportions. I simply ask what price New-
market as a desirable residential district for folk
to come and enjoy life in, building themselves up
the while ? Half the people sent to be braced up
at the seaside are at the wrong place when they
get there, because the sea air and their livers
cannot rub on together. For these inland, with
quite as strong air, but none of the blinky,
owly, sluggish sleepiness affecting certain con-
stitutions while on the coast, works like a charm.
If you go to Newmarket, ask for restoration, and
do not get it, you must be very unlucky. Any-
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way, there is recommendation for households who
frequently find members in need of setting up,
and I suppose the equivalent for half a brick on
the head at my service for dreaming of a New-
market quarter not altogether for Newmarket
racing and training.
Perhaps the half might be reduced to say a
brickbat, on my mentioning as one of the charms
of the said sanatorium the interest the patients
might get out of the training. Newmarket to
the person not concerned in expense, jj/^/ interested
in horses, stands by itself as offering free every
day, unless weather interrupts, a moving pano-
rama of the life of the high-metalled racer, leaving
out (though perchance you might find it, if you
care or can bear to look for it) the last scenes in
that eventful history as painfully depicted in the
old series of prints once so popular. From the
mighty stud-horse taking his walks abroad, and,
contrary to general idea, a marvel of well-bred
docility, with frequently strong affection for his
companion and attendant, to the little foal
gambolling at its mother's feet, tottery on legs,
which have had only a few hours' practice, you
can see the whole seven ages of the thorough-
bred. The two mentioned you must seek in
their proper places, but the older youngsters
being lunged, those broken to work at exercise,
strings of horses representing thousands and
thousands of pounds, cantering and practice-
galloping, with, almost every day in the season,
trials, undress rehearsals of hard races, are at the
onlooker's service.
To many the actual racing ranks in attraction
but little before the operations of raising and
educating which appeal so strongly to lovers of
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horses. And, seeing how great a proportion of
those who find the money to make Newmarket
to go miss being sufficiently in their horses'
society to become even their acquaintances, let
alone friends, I do often greatly marvel that the
little town does so well, while, at the same time,
feeling sorry for the sportsmen who have the
means to keep up a stud, but not the time to
draw from it consideration that comes from
being in close touch with your animals. These
are almost in the same position as the proprietor
of dogs kept by an agent for show, as compared
with one who makes his tikes companions on a
basis of mutual esteem and understanding. The
next best thing to having all you want is to
take what you can get, and be content as you
can ; but lucky indeed is the proprietor who has
his stock grow up under his eyes, and can follow
their education, development, and training in
detail — a fascinating operation, more especially
when you have personal interest in the creatures.
To not a few these pleasures are denied, and for
all friendly relation there is between them and
their horses, the latter might almost as well be
mere machines. Of course there are times when
every stable's affairs go wrong, and, so to speak,
living in it means having its troubles always
before you. Still, the same sort of thing occurs
to an extent under the other arrangements,
where the pleasures indicated for make-weights
are lacking.
Undoubtedly the owner who breeds his own
stock and has training grounds also within handy
distance of his residence, must get a very great
deal more for his money than do the less fortu-
nate, who must make excursions to and appear at
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their raising or training studs as visitors rather
than residents. I can conceive nothing more
charming than the position of the former species
of owner, who, among his stud matrons, sires, and
their progeny of various ages, is as was the old-
fashioned squire on his estates and in the village
we will suppose adjacent, and pretty much his
property, where he knows every man Jack of 'em,
also Dick, Tom, and Harry, with Jill and the
rest to match, their histories and forbears, their
occupations, prospects, joys, and troubles, and
has no small hand in making the world go well
for all. Births, deaths, and marriages in his stud
are on a par with like news among the villagers.
The foals are the babies, the yearlings the little
children, the two-year-olds the "growing" boys
and girls, lads and lassies, and the three-year-olds,
the come-of-age men and women, as are the
elders, to be located among the other s lot — ages
with, at every stage, the real head of the stable's
eye and heart on them, as part of his own
establishment. Here comes in sentiment which
should keep sport at its strongest. The other
sort more mature humans have to take on the
principle of eating crust if you can't get crumb,
but is nothing like so enjoyable, though, of
course, for many busy owners, the only kind to
be had.
A treat I always prize greatly, is doing a stud
farm and training stable in leisurely fashion,
without any obligation to go through the stables
or the paddocks beyond taking general observa-
tions. In March of 1905 I made a pilgrimage
through the geographical district known as Choke
Jade, to renew acquaintance with my old friend
Moifaa, whose appearance, I was informed, had
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been strangely altered. Going by the quidnuncs'
stories, I might not have been surprised to see
the noble steed's long-visaged napper thrown into
greater prominence than ever by having his mane
hogged, while as for his tail — well, you know the
pictures of the old-fashioned hunter with a short
dock, suggesting that a dog-fancier had done it
with his teeth — and a three-cornered remains of
a caudal appendage, about as useless as it was
inelegant, and almost a replica of a trimmed fight-
ing-cock's. You are familiar with such animal
sketches, of which early proofs are turned out
every week by the thousand — date and all, while
you wait. So you know what sort of apparition
I was prepared to be startled by, say, the 'big
bony Colonial all Elgin marble elegance in the
bows, and Tom-and-Jerry trimmed aft. His
manners, too, had been disparaged, and much
made of his invincible predilection for going off
to the left, and altogether I felt I might be on
the line of an abortional phenomenon. '' Instead
of which," there was old Moifaa, with his honest,
unbeautiful face, just the same powerful chap as
ever, brightened up on his coat, certainly, with a
nice mane, and his tail — long flowing tail — no
more cut off, as they said, than was your beard,
my good reader, when you went to the hair-
dresser to have the points taken off so as to
spruce you up a little.
Between Moifaa in his old stable at Epsom
and Moifaa at Egerton House, Newmarket, is
much the same difference as with any of us in
working trim and got-up a little for an occasion
— no more for sure. He never looked better so
long as I have known him, nor could he have
moved better. His peculiarity of hanging to the
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left in jumping is well known, but a more tactable
chap in ordinary exercise could not be made to
order. The boy who walked him off to the
stables after John Watts had been on his back in
a canter may have weighed fifty pounds, but I
think I should rather bet that he did not go four
stone than wager the other way. This tiny mite
and the big horse got on together admirably.
Among the string Mr Marsh had out were some
two-year-olds calculated to take anyone's fancy,
and tried performers whose records can be read
in the Calendar. They and their work made one
chapter in a delightful volume. The well-drilled
army of retainers, units in the great machinery
of the vast establishment, could furnish another,
with system and consequent economy of time and
labour always accentuating themselves on your
observation. The parade on the home walking
ground before making for the Heath gave another
charming scene, but the prettiest of all was to see
the stud matrons with their babies — some little
leggy things only a few days old, and as pretty in
their ways as fawns, with the old ladies' eyes
always on them. One very distinguished lady I
came across looking as sober and demure as if
she had never known what excitement spelt —
still, a very observant party all the same, taking
interest in everything going on within her view.
This was Sceptre, one of the greatest popular
idols of any age, and I should not like to say
how good at her best. If anyone could have
such things as racing establishments for play-
things, as do children toys, and I were given only
one choice, I think someone else would have to
decide for me between a farmyard and a trainer-
breeder's household. I rather fancy best the
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homestead and stockyard, with a peacock on the
wall, pigs and piglings, draught-horses and kine,
a gobbling turkey-cock, and a gamecock crowing
to his ladies, and in defiance of the other fellow
over the way ; ducks waddling in procession,
martins working from under the eaves, a shepherd
and his dog coming about their business, hinds
and, of course, a milkmaid, going about theirs ;
all the stock sleek and well-fed ; the old hunter
poking his nose out over his box's half-door, the
granary cat sunning herself on the wall, the rooks
building in the high elm, a thrush conversing on
the highest perch obtainable, and the pigeons
slithering over the moss-grown tile roof. That
is the sort of toy I should best like, marked with
prosperity stamped on each article ; but perhaps
I could make this dead-heat with the well-ordered
training establishment when things go well.
Mind, I am only talking of toys ; I might
talk of such possessions literally and seriously,
and have as much chance of getting one as the
other, except as an unendowed spectator, in which
capacity paying my visit to Moifaa placed me, an
unrecognised proprietor pro tem., without any
liability as to the up-keep or responsibility other
than coming and departing in peace. Still, if you
can, be friends with plenty of people too rich and
grand for you to live in the same house with. I
mention, among many, a couple of settled-down
old married gentlemen, well-to-do, very well to do
— indeed, too swagger in their style of living for
the likes of me to keep up with, but still careful
of their precious healths to the extent of taking a
strong constitutional every morning, and for all
I know, of an afternoon too. Often I set out in
their direction, Cheveley, on purpose to have the
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pleasure of passing the time of day with them
and a couple of attendants whom they take about
for company. A couple of fine old swells these
retired sportsmen, Mr Suspender and Mr Isin-
glass. Mostly they toddled down from Cheveley
to Newmarket to fetch the papers, going by the
Duchess's drive and coming back by the Ashley
road. Better pals than they and their attendants
you could not desire, nor men prouder of their
charges — proud as the cocky pheasants who here-
abouts abound in marvellous foliage, as the
gardener said of the other thing, and by the
thousand too.
Our owners, trainers, and others at New-
market, holders of houses or stables interesting to
the public, might confer a great boon on strangers
by labelling their establishments legibly. Tens
of thousands pass in and out of the little town in
the course of a few years, and most of them
depart no wiser in local topography than when
they first set foot in the place. Certainly a house
is the Englishman's castle, private to the pro-
prietor if anything can be, and good folk do hate
advertising themselves ; so objection on the latter
score might easily be considered as fatal to the
idea of cataloguing places. At the same time, so
marking them off need do no harm, and must be
of great service to the uninitiated who seek to
localise estabHshments of which they read and
hear so much. They do want to see for them-
selves where this, that, and the other bygone
swell performer was housed while in training, and
are still more curious concerning current celebri-
ties. iVlso is wanted a cheap map of the Heath.
The only one I know would be dear at the price
if it served for, say, the United Kingdom, with
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Greater Britain delineated and chucked in. May
not somebody bring out a popular chart at popular
price for folk to consult while on the spot, and
take home for future reference? Here is oppor-
tunity for satisfying a long-felt want. The cost
of production would be slight, and surely a
constant sale be assured — if the price was right.
Half Newmarket knows very little of its own
surroundings, and it is precious little denizens in
the "parts about" can tell you of villages only a
little way off, comparatively speaking, and that
though the labourers are a quick-walking race,
thanks to two fine sports, poaching and skating.
Some readers, I daresay, have been in and
admired Icklingham, a typical long Suffolk village
— flint, brick, mud, plaster, and thatch-built
principally, with here and there a good house,
everybody apparently well-to-do, and the elder
women — the men do not show it — bearing the
Fen mark, the darkness under the skin which used
to go with intermittent fevers and agues. Here-
abouts is a tract of miserably poor scrub-land
inhabited by rabbits, who eat all its flesh, which
is grass and the heather, down to the bone, and
polish up the remains so close that on a hot day
you can't walk because the surface of the vegeta-
tion left over the sandy soil is like a slide. You
may meet someone, again you may not, most
likely not, as you range about an object of
curiosity to the wheatears, whose brilliant white
skirts make them a mark as far as the eye can
carry as they skim about. Near the river, which
makes a wedge of fen in the sandy waste, sand-
pipers breed and greet your advance with whistles
in their own singular minor key. Just a few
thrushes lope about, and I had the pleasure of a
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blundering old stupid of a yofful's society for
quite a considerable time. Wood-pigeons' powers
of flight are so great that they are bound to occur
anywhere, everywhere, and with them were bigger,
owl-coloured birds I could not earmark, because
of the sun's great glare. Green plovers were few,
imitating their relations, the sandpipers, by
running instead of wheeling on the wing, com-
plaining about being disturbed, and compelling
attention which need not be pointed at them
at all.
On the waste's edge big trees made an olive
setting to a picture quivering in the heat haze
and of remarkable tone, because of the face of the
land being coloured by pinky purple patches of a
starveling sorrel, studded with bosses of dark
sprouting heather almost flat to the ground, a
glow that made you look up at the sun and
wonder what he was doing over the yardarm
instead of dropping in glory over the western
horizon. No artist who put the tint on canvas
would be believed if he dated and time-o-day'd
his picture, but there it was at your service all
for you, and the birds and the rabbits, who were
'* brusselling " very industriously. The scene
seemed incomplete without a big hawk on the
watch, but was short of that accessary all the
same, so his natural prey went about on business
free enough to annoy a poor chap like myself,
who, though confessing himself a fool, hates to be
called one, and a malevolent imbecile at that.
What annoys me about the tricks played on your
humble servant is the assumption that little bird
babies would not be safe with me, and that since
I go about seeking whom I may wantonly maim
and destroy, so must I be humbugged.
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I might have been all the monsters of history,
from Herod and the ogres of fairyland to the
unamiable uncle of the Princes in the Tower, to
judge by the way I was treated. The confounded
peewits were quite certain I was after their little
balls of fluff, and played all sorts of shallow tricks
to take me away from the shelter under a bank s
edge where "the babies" would be clustering up
*' still as a mouse." '' Same here " it was with the
wheatears, who offered to take me for a walk and
show me something I should very much like to
have, or some tale like that. Let em keep their
youngsters. Surely if I desired to commit bird
slaughter I should go for the grown-up creature
toddling along almost within stick stroke, instead
of searching for immature nestlings coloured to
match their habitat and its fittings. Then the
sandpipers. Was it likely I could be whistled
and wheedled to '*come-along-o'-me" sort of
wanderings just because they pantomimically
declared that I had better forsake my route and
meander away into the bush, goodness knows
where ? Partridges were playing much the same
game last time I was at Newmarket. Nobody
seems to leave me alone. Even the wrens came
out of the reeds by the Lark and scolded and
fussed. A wren would be a chatter-mag in church
or while being presented at Court — it is their
nature to. And the benighted great woodpecker,
who wants to hank his little lot out of a hole ?
What call had he to follow me up from tree to
tree, always sitting on the next, keeping still and
quiet till I passed and then going ahead again,
with his ewe neck making him look as if he would
fall in half, to roost and restart so long as the old
Scotches lasted — rather a bibulous flavour that
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has. They were somewhat scraggy and battered
in battles with gales — all the winds of heaven have
free run over Icklingham's waste, scrub, heath,
common, or what you please to style it ; but in
the sun — and it was sun, too — the wind was heated
till it almost bit, and you expected to hear
vegetation crackle like fir-cones and furze-pods
bursting.
In the sun these elderly firs gave off resinous
aroma, making an air pine-bath from their
'' medicinal gums " — bress 'em ! — joyful to dwell in
and fill your lungs with. A big, long day I could
have spent in their company, or a little further on
where giant aspens rustled soothingly and sleepily
as might any waterfall, and a few steps beyond
them the Lark comes to a lock and sluice, which
might have sat for Constable's Flatford Lock on
the Stour. Here, before you actually get to
Icklingham, is a bridge with rails of exactly the
right height to lean upon, not too high nor too
low, but, as was the bear's chair, exactly a fit ;
and good playfellows too, among the willows and
sedges, the great trusses of purple loose-strife,
and waves of scented meadow-sweet, with a tall
lime, a vast hive for the bees using up the
blossoms and the honey-dew, and more amusing
company in the clear clean water, where dace and
roach — big chaps some — skirmished in shoals,
droves of fifty and more, nice sizeable fish for
those who want to catch them — I do not.
What a power of quiet, peaceful thinking a
body can do looking down on green leaves and
moving water, and how disturbing to orderly
soothing meditation it is to have a forty-hum-
ming-bird power vivid, lurid blue kingfisher streak
like straight lightning through a bridge's dark
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shadow at the moment when you are half
persuading yourself that the monster, a live
green-backed fat fish, who, making no apparent
exercise of motive power, sleepily glides through
the gloom of the arch's shelter from the light for
a moment into view is the ghost of the King of
the Carp having his day out. Ghost he must be,
for surely no chap of that size could be alive and
not sought to his destruction ; if only of
fisherman's, not avoirdupois, weight, he is a
whopper ; and, seen through your half-closed
eyes, he might weigh a ton. The kingfisher's
doing away with dreamy estimates and breaking
up the party was, perhaps, as well, for the trudge
back to headquarters is long, refreshments scarce,
and stops to investigate odds and ends many.
Such as the keeper's cemetery, started with a
jackdaw and half-a-dozen squirrels ; a mavis's nest
low down in a willow's trunk, made of bent to
match the tree's own stringy growth from the
crown of its pollarding ; a stoat, sitting up for all
the world like a cobra about to strike ; an old
gentleman of my acquaintance, with a half-gallon
thirst after mowing a rough meadow down by the
little river that crosses the Thetford road handy
to the Red Lodge (good entertainment for man
and beast there), and others sure to be responsible
for detours and excursions that eat up time.
Talking about excursions, I hope I have not
been wandering at all, for if there is one thing on
which I pride myself it is sticking to my text.
In effect I begin with the cognac, I finish the
cognac. I never mix — but what price New-
market, this style, as a health-giver ?
CHAPTER XIV
NEWMARKET REMINISCENCES
How long ago is it since, by an act altogether
unjustifiable legally, so say the Newmarket
protestants, the Red Post was moved ? Now
anger has subsided and sorrow supervened, I can
forgive but never shall forget the crime — a sort
of licensed body-snatching. With Jockey Club's
rights and Newmarket town's privileges, alienation
of property, or conservation thereof, maintenance
or denial of claim to free use and passage on the
Heath for the general public or locally qualified,
and destruction of these assets, I have nothing to
say just now, except that, as a rule, big people's
improvements such as have led to a considerable
bobbery in and about the little town, almost
invariably end in exclusiveness, as regards posses-
sion, being extended for the great to the little
ones' cost. My concern is not with alleged
extinguishing of metalled roads and footpaths, or
enclosures where all was open ; not even with the
blotting out of a largish area from the Top of the
Town to the Turn of the Lands as a raceground
dedicated to the Newmarket people. Much
grievance has been felt and expressed on these
several heads, and I am glad to find some being
relieved. Mine is not a protest with solely
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material foundation, but, oh ! Mr Marryott, you
acting for the Stewards, Directors of the Jockey
Club, did give sentiment a very nasty body-blow
and landed in a most tender place.
How could you go for to do so, Mr M., and
yourself as prime mover, or merely active acces-
sory, in the fact, take away the Red Post, or allow
anyone else to lay hands on that sacred bit of
timber ? Rather should I have pictured author-
ity's representative leading a choral service,
assuring the ancient race mark of a kind of filial
reverence, attachment, and defiance to all and
sundry threatening it with damage, not to mention
tearing it up by its ancient roots, and casting the
relic away to be stuck up in a stableyard. Has
not the Jockey Club ever read, said, or sung
anyone of it, ''Woodman, Spare that Tree!"
Surely a version adapted to the object and
occasion must have suggested itself to many old
parties when they heard, too late, of this terrible
act of vandalism. Some years ago, when moving
off this object of interest in the neighbourhood
was half, only half, hinted at, a shudder spread
from the centre of information through the racing
world's constitution as ripples decentralise in a
pond from the splash of a stone. Several then
put in pleas for the woodman of the Heath to
spare that bit of a tree, associated with so many
stirring events to be remembered in the history
of English sport, mostly in Criterions and
Cambridgeshires. If I remember right, myself,
I treated the rumour as a very savage canard
indeed, and rated the story's materialisation as
an absurdity only to be equalled by the idea of
the Stewards selling the Bushes to warm bakers'
ovens.
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Alas ! we live and learn, and the object of
admiration, the material fetish, which people who
are not superstitious, yet liked to do as others
did, could lovingly pat, on their way down to the
Rowley Mile, in case that process could bring
them luck ; the point in Cambridgeshire " descrip-
tions " so conveniently situated as was the
Shepherd's track, to gain which was supposed
to give its possessor such advantage ; the some-
what decayed but still sturdy post, so easily
turned out respectable at the cost of a coat or
two of paint to repair the ravages of weather on
its complexion, has gone. That it will be
cherished by Mr Felix Leach, who has got
sentiment in his system, while its late guardians
that ought to have been have not, is a comfort.
But what a dreadful thing for us, who look up to
the Jockey Club, many of whom have spent — well
thousands is not too much to say — in collecting
racing relics, such as pictures and cups, and find
them without sentiment enough to keep to them-
selves a memorial really an integral part of the
great Heath and its traditions. I do not drop
into poetry, that being an unconsidered extra, at
first or second hand. Let those who wish a little
in that line overhaul their Peter Bell and note
how handy for adaptation his primrose comes in
with the poor old Red Post on the course's brim.
And ''a bit of timber 'twas to him," the custodian,
or them — the Jockey Club — '*and it was nothing
more."
Personally, I am not so altogether surprised
at this manifestation of the policy of immediate
convenience as against looking on things with
what, for want of a better word, I have called
sentiment. Some years ago I thought to requite
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kindness shown me by a Colonial Jockey Club.
I offered to send them out — free, of course, of all
expenses — a very historical starting-post, and
expected to receive a reply urging me to make
sure of getting the article packed up and on
board ship as soon as possible. How I was to
come by the article I will not say here, except
that a friend in office was to be judiciously
oblivious of what was going to be done, and that
the scheme for this household word's removal on
a dark, moonless night was all laid out. Mind,
it was to be treated with every proper respect,
and, after its emigration, set up in a place of
great honour, to make a link carrying racing
men's thoughts many thousand miles across the
seas to the Old Country, and in the new land of
ours keep green memories of mighty horses who
had run in the greatest of all our contests from
a date not less than a century old. *' Instead of
which," the reply was that, in effect, all concerned
did not care the price of firewood about the post,
being, in short, the lot of them, just so many
Colonial Peter Bells.
Seriously, I do think that as regards the Red
Post or a similar monument, remains, or trophy,
the Powers might have felt for it more pro-
prietorial respect than to allow of its being
presented to, or appropriated by, any individual ;
and I am quite certain that wiping out the
sentimental side — which, mark you, includes a
good deal of the enthusiasm that should form
the basis of true sport — is a mistake. We do
not want, it is not good for pastime's estate, to
have everything measured by a pounds, shillings,
and pence standard, or disposed so that directly
its value for active purposes passes it shall be in
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effect bundled off to the marine store dealer — by
which, Mr Leach, please understand I ain't a-
aiming at you. We are hurried quite enough
already, so that history made one day is forgotten
the next — almost as if its events had never been —
and simple little matters like the Cambridgeshire's
Red Post — late our western boundary of the fiat
galloping to the finish, now abolished — do, I
believe, have their valuable uses as reminders of
old times and old timers — man and horse. I
always was very sorry when another high-coloured
adjunct to racing disappeared, and with him his
office. Old Martin ^Starling, in his scarlet coat,
a.shade or two paler than his rubicund old crusted
complexion, was a fine figure of a man on a
horse (grey for choice) as an active and visible
Master of the Ceremonies, conducting the com-
petitors to the start, aiding with his long whip
in clearing the course, and, in my opinion, in
type a requisite functionary to take charge of the
winning horse and personally conduct it and its
rider to the weighing-in place.
You cannot now make a picture of a race-
course scene — "Returning to Scale" — without
one thing being lacking to those who recollect
the old regime. For giving local colouring to
the track, old Martin Starling (I knew him and
his son Martin, too — two of tl e only five Martins
I recollect being on the Turf) was worth all his
money in the last capacity, shepherding the
winners, and I should be very glad to see his
office revived. Had he — that is to say, his
successor — been on duty in these later days, we
should have missed unpleasantnesses, disquali-
fications of horses who had fairly won their races,
and then lost them, owing to their riders dis-
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mounting before they should. On disqualification
for technical irregularities I hold very strong
opinions indeed, as Refereaders are aware. Of
course one desires that wrongdoers should suffer
for their faults, but too often these mistakes do
not hit those intimately concerned so hard as the
public, and, bearing that in mind, I am all for
hedging round actors in the great game with
precautions against their falling into error. That
is why I have so long fought for a better system
of examining entries, to guard against technical
objections, and why also I consider that a
competent official to take charge of the winning
jockey and personally conduct him to the Clerk of
the Scales is a necessity. This was amply proved
at Leicester when a boy who won was told by a
bystander that he was beaten, and so induced to
get off before reaching the right place for the
purpose.
The editor of the Sporting World aston-
ished me once by advising the Jockey Club to
turn Newmarket's into gate-money meetings. I
can't see where the Club can do itself any
good by declaring the Heath, which is crossed
by several rights-of-way, a close borough alto-
gether, and I would be sorry indeed to find
them make such a move. In the first place, the
crop they would get must be the same as the old
lady's when she sheared her pigs — much cry and
little wool — for those outside at Newmarket's
meetings are not at all likely to pay to go in,
seeing that they can't find the money ; and,
again, the Club would be cutting away the last
remnant of the old, almost feudal idea of racing—
that the big were not unwishful to provide sport
for the small folk. Oh, Mr Sporting World,
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fancy capping the stable-boys and the broken-
down old sportsmen — once celebrities, maybe —
who go so far towards making up the crowd
**over the way" at Newmaket ! Only think
what you are councilling the Club to do, and if
your kind heart does not make you sorry you
spoke, I am a Dutchman of the Cape brand.
Just you run through the list of has-beens whom
you know personally, and think to yourself what
you might have done for those who cannot now
afford to pay to see the game played at which
they were once proficient, and who will be broken-
hearted if obliged to stay away, thanks to the
bar you talked of putting up.
If you ask me how the Club might ensure a
better revenue, I should say by reducing their
fees rather than by sticking them on, and by
inducing the Great Eastern Railway Company
to accelerate their service. If the old line^ — from
Chesterford to Six- Mile Bottom, I believe it
was — was in existence now, and specials run to
do the journey in an hour and a bit — not as big
a bit as the hour — and the fines on the course
were lowered, the turnover must be much greater.
At least, so I believe, and I know that Kitty,
which her proper name is Exes, is killing racing
for many, at any rate, knocking out half the
regulars. Most of the charges are unreasonably
dear.
The Newmarket Ditch, locally known as
Choke Jade, on the edge of the Cesarewitch
course cuts across the opening cleared in the
great artificial earthwork and rampart, which
may be a Fosse cum vallum of Roman origin or
due to their predecessors, for military purposes
of defence and offence, the Devil's dodges or
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caprices, or created in other ways. Only one of
these alleged explanations of its making is, I
hold, not acceptable — viz., that golf flourished
in a period far more ancient than any Royal
Society dreamed of in connection with the game,
and there being giants in the land, the Ditch was
planned and executed for a bunker suitable to
the clubs and clubbists of the period. Anyway,
a bit more of the long-lined mound is being
removed, and the corresponding section of dug-
out trench filled up so as to clear off some of the
corner which interferes with the easy progress of
horses started on the far side of the Jockey
Club's holding, and I should guess that the track
will be improved in consequence. What anti-
quarian societies will say, goodness only knows.
Perhaps they had better hold their peace, for the
club is autocratic, and protestants can easily be
turned into martyrs, especially where graves are,
so to speak, already dug waiting to be filled up
with material stored to hand. You could put
away a lot of learned authorities in the Ditch,
and ensure their ceasing from troubling by piling
chalk off" it over their corpses. Interesting it is
to look over the new scars in the aged monument
and note how little in all the centuries the particles
of chalk in various sizes and weights have shaken
down towards consolidation. You could scarcely
believe in sufficient force being used to heap it
up so as to remain where it was shot, even if the
old 'uns understood barrows, running planks,
tipping, and such details of navvy ing. How
could the material be so loosely disposed, or
stand trampling, if the barrier was used for
watching and fighting purposes ? Loose it is,
and one-fourth of the bulk, I should say, consists
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of interstices, if I may put the situation that
way.
Nobody seems to find much while dealing
with the ditch, but you would expect some
oddments to turn up or be turned up, if only the
early British, Pictian, Roman, or other navvy of
the long ago's "old man." What is an ''old
man " ? As I understand the article, it is the
little miniature wooden spade thing that dealers
with dirt — i.e., ballast of sorts — use to clean their
spades or shovels with, and for handiness stow
in the strap below the knee that keeps sufficient
play in the breeches to obviate tension and strain
in stooping. But, there, perhaps our ditch-makers
of the dim far long ago couldn't accommodate an
''old man" in a strap round their trouser-legs
because, not wearing the things, there would be
no place for the cincture and, by consequence,
none for the "old man." I wonder whether
expert navvies could tell you by inspecting the
work left centuries ago what class tools were
used and the methods. Likely enough, the
useful lads I watched playing at being locusts
with the grains of corn, taking in turn another
barrow-load of chalk, were repeating the " form "
of the workers who dug out and built up on the
Heath so long before any of us "bought his
shovel," which is a trade phrase appropriate to
the occasion.
In the days gone by, when at meeting times
strangers evidently unacquainted with New-
market thronged the wide main street and filled
all the hotels and inns in search of luncheon,
those who did not so attend to that department,
or were unprovided with thumbers and like
substantial sustenance, had only Jarvis's long
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booth to fall back upon. There was no Rowley
Mile Stand, so, perhaps, naturally refreshment
rooms in it were lacking. If I recollect right, the
tent was pitched about where the *'yard" of the
present stand is now. Bookmakers betted at
*' the cords," many of them on cabs and carriages,
or in the ring opposite the Bushes, whose wooden
stand was removed a few years ago, and a great
proportion of spectators made this their head-
quarters. The judge's box was dragged from
station to station, and by the side of the course
a flying brigade of horsemen scurried with the
racers to the best of their ability. I forget what
you paid for the stand, such as it was — ten
shillings a meeting, I fancy ; but I know that
the collectors would not consider them taking
any but a friendly view of proprietorial co-opera-
tion in putting acquaintances on the free list or
accepting fees as a sort of recurring testimonial
to themselves, in no way ranking for division ;
not to mention the takings going into revenue —
the Jockey Club's revenue — account. A power
of sharping went on between this ring and the
winning-posts in quickly signalling the winner's
numbers for betting after the event, and there is no
exaggeration in stories representing ''foreigners"
as being on the course waiting for sport to begin
while racing was being carried on to the various
finishes. Jockeys then wasted in cruel fashion.
You find very little wasting by exercise now,
which to a great extent is a good thing, because
the operation is unnatural and unfair to the
constitution. In the first place, a growing boy
or lad ought never to go through severe work to
reduce his weight. The youngster must lose
through the transaction in the long run by
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gaining poundage as the recoil comes, and
murderous I call the system for the set man —
mind, I speak of serious, strenuous efforts to
reduce tissue by going in for strong exercise on
starvation diet. Barbarous, simply barbarous,
some wasting was. You see very little indeed go
on now — and a good job, too — of the sort, with a
starved shrimp of a chap, overloaded with
clothing, frequently so hampered about the legs
as to make striding out irksome and chafing
almost a certainty, struggling along, physically
beaten and organically overtaxed. Old 'uns can
stand reducing themselves better than young-
sters, but they rely mostly on the Turkish bath.
On the day before the Cambridgeshire, Halsey
got down to ride 7 st. 12 lb. on Love Charm, and
would, with his careful management, be little the
worse for the operation. Taking some pounds
off a youth — and remember you do not start with
a fed-up subject in dealer's condition, but a skin-
and-bone fine-drawn one at best — as Halsey did
for himself, might mean lifting his normal weight
by a couple of pounds, and it may mean settling
him altogether. That has happened before now.
The worst waster I ever knew, the least adapted
for enduring the process, was the late Fred
Barrett, who underwent miseries and dreadful
dangers — he had a weak heart — in getting down
to steer Alicante for Mr Ephrussi in the 1890
Cambridgeshire.
In the nineties, when 'Mittle" Dick Chaloner
was beginning to get a tall, broad-shouldered,
big boy, the middle and last Newmarket back-
end meetings were celebrated in melting hot
haymaking wxather, and little Dick, with a view
to a mount at a North Country venue, had to be
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busy and get off a lot of weight, so as to be able
to do 9 St. 7 lb. He had a month's notice, to
give him a chance, but set to work like a Trojan
(did those lying gentlemen ever go out wasting,
I wonder ?) and plodded along for hours a day
with a heavy burden of clothing, in addition to
his own lo St. 7 lb. or more. My word ! how
hot it was, and what fine times for anybody
seeking to reduce his bulk unless inclined to
moisten the clay, and then you put on more
than you could take off. Poor Dick toiled and
slaved, trudged till his feet went, and bravely
kept the muzzle on, for which he was rewarded by
being pumped on at roadside pubs., whose
quidnuncs took special interest in him on the
supposition that so big a chap was training to
fight, and was, so far, more worth attention than
a jockey. To cut a long story short, Chaloner
did at infinite pains get down to weight all right,
and kept there ready for duty, mid the horse he
had wasted for won in due course. So there,
you say, all ends happily. Well, it did and it did
not, because, as it happened, the gee was given
9 St. by the handicapper instead of being set to
carry the extra 7 lb. Under the circumstances,
brother George was put up in place of the patient
sufferer Dick, and all his trouble and mortifica-
tion of the flesh counted for nought.
That was not so long ago, but we have seen
many changes in jockeys and jockey methods.
Even at Newmarket on race days you scarcely
ever meet or come across a rider doing road work
to waste. Of course a reason for this might be
found in your going out pretty much at the hours
when jockeys are in great demand on the training
gallops, but that does not really account for the
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circumstance, because it is much about the same
on other mornings and afternoons. Ten years or
so back you would be almost certain to pick up
a companion, no matter what road out of
Newmarket you took. Nowadays you might
march about for weeks and not find one on the
highways, unless, perhaps, an American doing a
run for a short spell. Soon the craft will forget
what used to be done, and want teaching what to
wear and how to w^ear it. Certainly some would
be better for a little practical schooling. I did,
for a wonder, hit on a waster — I mean a jockey
wasting ; this is no waster — a few days ago, and
he was laying himself out to walk in comfort and
very natty little pointed-toed patent leather boots
fixed up on high heels that added a good instal-
ment of an ell to his stature, and meant shooting
the front half of his foot like a wedge into the
pick-axe point of the boot. Moreover, he had
on hard-like-a-board trousers, eminently calculated
to promote chafing, and altogether fitted himself
out as uncomfortably as possible. Still, the get-
up served — at least, the desired end was reached,
as the weight came off all right. But at what
a cost to his poor feet !
Between two strong interests linked, the Gen-
eral Post Office and the Jockey Club combined,
against the Exchange Telegraph Company, has
for some time been waged a sort of one-sided
war. The news agency tries to beat the Depart-
ment at Newmarket by means of spirited experi-
ments in up-to-date getting-off and transmitting
news by telephone and wire. The Post Office
does not carry the war into the enemies' camp
by adopting their methods and giving the public
benefit of smarter services, but impedes, harasses,
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and, so far as possible, abolishes its unauthorised
rivals. ''With them" the Jockey Club — and
where other course proprietors are affected or
deemed to be in risk of being prejudiced, their
strength Is lent to the P.O. also. The agency's
agent gets telephone wires — they are cut or
confiscated; employs telescopes — warned off;
calls into play tick-tacking of sorts — put down
by the strong arm of power, if not the law. I
cannot help laughing to myself at a memory this
fight calls up, because it shows the benighted
slothfulness with which we move, or used to
move, and demonstrates to absurdity how
intrinsically innocent and well-deserving dodges
may be classed as irregularity even to unlaw-
fulness. Years ago, before 1880, I think, I was
asked to assist one of the tape-machine companies
by getting off cricket news from Lord's. The
Press "hutch" — as it used to be called, to bring
it into line with the shepherd's-hut-on-stilts
perch at Kennington Oval — was located in the
middle of the long grand stand facing the clock
at the M.C.C.'s place. In the ground floor to
our bit of gallery were the telegraph — electric, not
semaphore — number-board operators. From the
first installation of the branch office on the ground
it was customary for such as had to dispatch
bulletins to make the long journey half the length
of this stand's gallery, and do ditto on the
ground by the refreshment bar — not necessarily
always by the bar — to the office, which was
equivalent to going a mile and a half to get over
the way, with the difference that our voyage was
from one floor to the next. As this company's
service — perhaps it was the same Exchange
Company concerned in the Newmarket opera-
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tions — was to be very extra specially fast, I was
called upon to make adequate arrangements, so
fell back on something in the David way — a sling
and a stone, in the line-and-plummet direction.
With this ingenious apparatus (why did I not
patent so clever a notion ?) we used to drop the
wire that was to be sent, making a descent of,
say, eight feet, and thus saving some hundred
yards of tramping, which, with the passage
upstairs crowded and the B.P. massed below in
their cherished haven, the front of the bar, was
apt to be tedious.
My method possessed sporting features to
relieve monotony and induce pleasure into busi-
ness. A great recommendation was cheapness.
All you had to do was to tie your copy in a loop
provided for the purpose, and drop the anchor or
stone. Did you not want to retain aid below,
below, below-o-o-o, where land-lubbers go, while
jolly sailor-boys, are up, up aloft ? Dear me !
no ; nothing of the sort — that is where the charm
of the system came in so beautifully. Someone
was always about in front of the telegraph office.
We Britishers are proverbially polite and obliging,
as selves and all foreign nations are unanimously
agreed, and all you need do to enlist aid,
eleemosynary and ready-made, was to call atten-
tion to your wants, which were for somebody to
hand the plummet arrangement to the "gentleman
in the shop." And if you can't catch a person's
attention by dropping a stone of four or five
pounds on to his head or hat first, he must be
too dense for anything. At any rate, I never
found one fail to notice the appeal after the
plummet tapped the top of him. Now I wonder
whether the Department, if it got wind of my
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great invention, would have warned me off
without giving me back the money I had not
paid at the gate, confiscated the elegant
apparatus, string, stone, and all, and insisted on
the old roundabout way being reverted to.
Whatever they might have done, they did not
interfere, and for days we — self and Exchange
Company, if it was so — outstripped competition,
as conservative prejudice prevented the opposition
from lowering themselves, or themselves lowering
a bit of weighted string when they could take so
much exercise. Of course, my short cutting had
a drawback ; the other way did lead you con-
veniently ''contagious" to the bar, which was a
consideration dealt with by making occasional
excursions to ask the genial gentleman tele-
graphists whether everything worked satisfac-
torily. As regards forbidding the plan's execution
and confiscating or looting the apparatus, instead
of so doing, the office followed. At least, I do
not exactly say that the whole of the pneumatic
system was founded on my lead, but no tubes
had been laid on, and to-day we have pneumatic
appointments all complete, have we not ? — and of
their proper merits modest men are dumb, are I
not — at least, don't I ?
While I am at it, and although a few words
on Newmarket and this wire-cutting crusade are
waiting, I must be permitted to run on a bit
about early Press telegraphy and difficulties
round which I might spin long yarns. There
was, for example, an offfce at Canterbury. This
was in 1880. Telegraph offices on cricket
grounds were unknown up to 1875 or so, and
you were at the tender mercies of local branches
carried on in tradesmen's shops. These were
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frequently run, the post-office part, by young
persons of severe mien and inexorable, impracti-
cable readings of rules and regulations, who must
have spent all their spare hours, including lying
awake at night and Sundays at church, chapel,
and all, in inventing new dodges for not doing
what was wanted. There was, I said, the branch
office at Canterbury. It was also a sweetstuff
establishment, and mighty handy while all went
well, because the mistress herself saw to the
wires, and she was a female man of the world
with no nonsense — kindly, obliging, and ready
to help. But, *'alas and alack!" someone next
door, or just close, took to keeping bees, the bees
took to robbing the shop's stock, and as another
apiary ''joint " also discovered this food bonanza
and, like the former finders, wanted all the lot
themselves, both factions got into bad tempers,
and made themselves, like the promoted rustic in
"The Squire," d d nasty to some on 'em,
including the shop's customers. Once I got
among what appeared to be a drunken swarm.
That was enough for me, so that handy office
was closed. Now, at St John's Wood you had to
walk all the way from the far side of the play to
beyond the church, and there cope with an awful
person on her own fighting ground. She might
condescend to attend to you at less than a
quarter of an hour's notice. Again, she might
not — most likely not — and when she did take the
wires in hand you had only just begun. Besides,
if she wanted her lunch, lunch it was, and you
might go to the devil — which was awkward,
because the "interval" did not allow for much
waste of time. Then the commercial instinct
had to be considered. Buns, bread, and so forth
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paid better than telegrams, and accordingly con-
fectionery customers were given precedence. Let
even a kiddy come in for a stale halfpenny bun,
and the counting of your telegram was suspended
automatically. An old lady who wanted her
savings-bank book audited would lose you the
first edition of the evening papers for sure. And
when you had lodged your batch, and settled up,
you hadn't got them half off, because, despite
furious remonstrance made to the head office, the
Terror in charge made it a rule to let the things
accumulate till there w^as enough work to be
worth while attending to in a lump. Further, as
a matter of tidiness, she used to plant the forms
face upwards as they were taken in — a scheme
that ensured the earliest deposited going away
last of all. That, I remember, was done else-
where, at West Brompton, on the day that
George beat Cummings at Lillie Bridge, and
ran his mile in 4 min. I2f sec. I played every
conceivable dodge for getting the result into the
office first, and did so within seconds of the
finish. Three hours later my message dribbled
through, sent ofi" last of a pile a foot high.
I think, without wishing to crack ourselves
up unduly, we, the English people may consider
that a grand object-lesson to foreigners was pre-
sented in the way His Majesty, when Prince of
Wales, was able to amuse himself, joining in the
national sport in its headquarters free from any
restraint or apparent consideration for personal
safety and such embarrassment as is carried by
inconvenient attention or misplaced manifestation
of loyalty. Everybody would be aware that
measures always were taken to guard against
danger to the Heir Apparent from fanatics or
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Other homicidal lunatics ; but, for all one might
see, the Prince would take his ease at Newmarket
without bodyguard, and like any other member
of the Jockey Club, or, for that matter, the least
inconsiderable item of the congregation. His
safety was no doubt studiously guarded, but the
way in which he went about showed plentiful
faith in precaution being unnecessary, if advis-
able. Scarcely in any other European country
might a parallel spectacle be presented to that
of the Prince of Wales riding on the Heath, with
only one attendant, and perhaps no one else in
sight, or strolling solitary in the High Street,
''all by himself," "single-handed," yet with any
amount of traffic going on near. Many have
quoted this quite ordinary occurrence as one for
Prince and people alike to be proud of because
of the confidence shown — and merited ; and, to
be sure, so it was, for its being possible spoke
volumes. Moreover, the British Public came out
strongly indeed, thanks to their common-sense,
grasping the situation to a nicety, and doing
exactly the right thing at the right time. For
this same the intelligent foreigner might have
blamed instead of admiring them, drawing con-
clusions wrong as wrong could be. To pass such
a personage without appearing to notice his
presence and make no formal recognition by
way of hat-raising seemed gross breach of good
manners, to say the least of it. Quite a mistake.
A hundred, or for that matter a thousand, might
do this altogether with good intent perfectly
fitting the occasion. Only kindly regard was
shown in what was open to be read by the
uninitated as disrespect, but was really in accord-
ance with an unwritten canon of Court etiquette.
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The same Englishmen who gathered in crowds
at Ascot to cheer the Royal procession, and were
at Epsom equally demonstrative, made no sign
at Newmarket — at least, not before or after
racing.
One mostly feels sorry that one's memories
are memories and no more. Here is one bygone
which was not a truly enviable distinction. Head-
quarters, you know, is usually very trying for the
ordinary punter. Only bookm.akers and the truly
inspired ever seem to win there. Ending a bad
season on the Heath as he began, a defeated
sportsman announced at the close of the Hough-
ton Meeting his intention of then and there
washing his hands of Newmarket racing. *' You
will have to go a long way from the stand to do
it," quoth a friend; ''you can't wash your hands
here, not if you offered a fiver." Neither could
he — I mean the washing — which seems to me to
be rather a pity. He would be safe enough in
chancing the five pounds, not for ever, though.
At last, staggered but rejoiced at the marvellous
innovation, quite by chance I discovered a real
wash-basin, not a property affair, but with real
water, real soap, and a real towel laid on. Not
only one, but a pair of these treasures were
modestly concealed behind the cloak-room door
of Tattersall's ring. All comes for him who
knows how to wait is quite true, perfectly
correct. I only waited ever since the Rowley
Mile stand was built, say, a quarter of a century.
If you know how to wait long enough all does
come, though you and the arrival may be antiques
before the ship comes home.
CHAPTER XV
RAMBLES ABOUT NEWMARKET
Newmarket, just like Brighton, does not suit
some folk ; in fact, makes them owly bllnky, and
almost inclined to admit that they understand
what biliousness is. Personally, I might pitch
my camp for years on the East Coast and never
get that same kind of upsetedness. Still, there is
a natural remedy offering — viz., to take plenty of
exercise, as so very few visitors and scarcely a
resident can be found guilty of doing. Who in
the whole blessed place takes advantage of fine
weather by making overtime as I am always
advising in the early morning ? I cannot under-
stand where the turn comes in starting the day,
pleasure or business, so late. Very few of the
Newmarket shops are open at half-past eight,
and they are not out-of-the-way late either,
because in half the country towns you seldom
can buy anything before nine o'clock. I do not
want people to work harder than they do. Still,
this arrangement strikes me as having distinct
disadvantages for the majority, and an unpleasant
suggestion that either the clock is merely turned
round and a late opening followed by a corre-
sponding shutting up, or that the traders and
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Others concerned start later than they used be-
cause there is less to do. Anyhow, there I was
at half-past eight, having helped myself to a quite
nice little holiday outing, and unable to make
two or three little purchases simply because the
sellers were not in sight. A few people were
about making for places of business, but in the
early afternoon of Wednesday the old ''old" you
could fire a cannon-ball down the street without
hurting anyone called for your notice. I had
hopes that someone had told the inhabitants
what fine weather was going on, and they had
started off to look at it. No living sign of such
alarums and excursions were to be detected in
the neighbourhood, however, and one felt almost
blamishly selfish in utilising so much enjoyment
at your disposal gratis, with scarcely anyone
helping himself to the goods provided. It is
such waste of good health, at almost any time
of year. Take a really cold but fine day at
Cesarewitch time, what a morning for outdoor
exercise ! With the roads washed clean of dust,
and mud also, all the landscape glazed with hoar-
frost, a clear sky, and not too thin a pair of
breeches, a gouty misanthrope might possess
himself of a light heart and go it all the day,
merrily o'er the footpath way, also over the stile-a.
Tonics, tonics forsooth ! tonics out of chemists'
shops ! Throw physic anywhere you like, the
stuff you take out of bottles — I know all about
that, because I have a mania for tasting anybody's
medicine. No matter whether it is for a chinked
back or the black plague, I can always do with a
taste — and stand on strong exercise a-mornings
in wintry autumn, while the air is crisp and makes
you want to run instead of fairly heeling it and
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toeing it. I suppose I should grow tired of
Newmarket if I lived there ; but it offers rare
scope for tramping from village to village, with
considerable diversity of country from down-land
(it is not my sort of down-land ; still, let that flea
stick on the wall, as the mediaeval French so
politely put it) to fenland, and from fen to moor
and marsh. Villages are plentiful, and in all is
good ale, with conversational landlords, given
to pets — dogs, jackdaws, jays, rabbits, ravens,
bantams, cats, and pigs, most of whose acquaint-
ance is purchasable by bribery and corruption in
the way of biscuits, nuts, scraps of meat and
lettuce leaves, or a carrot or two. The dogs will
eat anything down to cold tea-leaves almost, if
they see any other creature go for them. Biscuits
appeal to all the birds, the pigs, the dogs, the
chickens, and the cats. At any rate, if the raven
does not want them it will collar its whack rather
than let anybody else get it, and the "jacks " are
game to take anything within their reach. Even
if badly equipped, one ought to draw much
pleasure out of Newmarket at this season ; its
environs are in places at their very best just when
the leaves are almost on their last legs or stalks,
and the belts of beeches make you — or, at least,
make old Thames men — think of Cliveden Woods,
also Cookham, whose variegated horse-chestnut
has been broken, at any rate deprived of its
stripes. Mind you, Newmarket's belts of beech
and Scotch fir want a lot of beating at their best.
Supposing you know and care nothing what-
ever about the noble animal or the great game.
You can still get a good deal out of Newmarket.
One July week, my Editor says to me, says he,
'' Take a rest. To do this, go to Newmarket as an
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amateur — a visitor laying himself out for amuse-
ment only. Cast yourself behind the Ditch.
Get yourself bitten by the flies. Avail yourself of
that hospitality for which all your Newmarket —
owner, trainer, jockey, and other — friends are so
renowned. Do yourself well, but never worry
about business. If you like to jerk a bit about
the environs of Newmarket, well and good.
Disport yourself in the vicinity. Spread yourself
around, and, being strictly a holiday-maker,
endeavour to write something which will make all
your friends envious of the opportunities afforded
you of roaming about. Whether you make
capital or not out of your little trips from
Newmarket s centre can be of no consequence to
you — at least, you may as well write about them.
Take a round of the villages, as Fred Webb used
to do with his fox terriers for companions.
Renew acquaintance with the innkeepers " (how
the devil did he hear about me and the inn-
keepers ?), ''their children, dogs and cats and
pigs, and their customers with whom you have
established acquaintance. Let us hear how the
game is going on — not the great game played on
the Heath, but the pheasants and partridges, also
the hares and the rabbits and the small birds,
also hawks, rooks, etc. Pick up a few notes about
the wild creatures, scarce and familiar, and if you
can't go far enough for yourself in the study of
wild flowers and what some of us term weeds,
also flies and fossils, persuade the eminent
authority — a great all-rounder in entomology
' and all ' — Mr George Verrall, to give you a lift.
He" (says the Editor) "is as choke-full of know-
ledge as old Sol Gills, and has at his finger-ends
all the scientific learning which makes dwelling in
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or a trip to these parts a never-ending pleasure
till the visit, more or less lengthy, is over. Toddle
off to Wicken Fen, that remnant of the old Fen
country — almost the only sample left in this now
well-drained county. Take a turn at Mr Willie
Gardner's grand golf links at Worlington, and
while there travel on to Mildenhall and Barton
Mills to inspect the fishery. Do not forget to
see how Kennet and Kentford ; Soham, Fordham,
and Snailwell ; Exning and Burwell, Cheveley
and Saxon Street, Bottisham, Swaffham, Dulling-
ham, and Wood Ditton (a nice round that), are
doing themselves. Be up and about early and
finish off late. Give yourself plenty of spare
time and rest, and, in effect, be busy all the
while."
I carried out my master's instructions to some
degree. I did go to Newmarket, and I ranged
about the country. I foregathered with Mr
George Verrall, and was at once delighted and
instructed by his conversation, in far too scientific
terms for a very humble smatterer like myself.
Dogs of my acquaintance, cats who know me,
tame jackdaws who are aware that I am good for
sugar, and captive jays accustomed to my atten-
tions ; landlords and landladies pleased to see me
again, pigs which grunt welcome and are glad for
me to steal and administer forthwith the allotted
fodder — so far as you can call by the name of
stealing the act of anticipating their feeding-time
by annexing for that purpose the provender laid
out for them — were looked up. The little kiddies
at roadside cottages who are so happy if they get
a stray copper to put in their money-boxes ; the
good lady who years ago was so vexed with me
because I declared myself out of work, being by
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trade a Hot Cross Bun maker, and so only wanted
for labour once a year ; the gamekeepers who do
not mind my wandering a bit because they are
familiar with my ways, and the watchers who so
sedulously look after the young birds and tell me
their troubles, especially with the rooks ; the
clever housewife who brews her own beer in the
scullery of her cottage^ — jolly good ale It is, too —
and gives it to me because she dare not sell it (a
transaction by which both of us profit), and always
gets a mug ready when she sees me coming along ;
I visited them all. I could not help walking the
course, I walked the course. Why do we say
walked the course instead of walked along or
over the course? I can understand ** waltzing
Matilda" or "humping your swag," but walking
the course I cannot. Anyhow, I padded the hoof
from the Cambridge road, where horses used to
be started for that iniquitous fancy race the Whip,
over four miles, lo st. each, to the improved angle
at Choke Jade, and then on to the Rowley Mile
finish, past the place where the post — the red one
— used to be, and then up the Cambridge Hill's
finish, and the sole wrack left behind of the Top
of the Town fixings, the eye-headed semaphore
thing that marked the winning-spot, I believe.
Very tiring walking it is, all over the Heath —
not a patch on Southdown footing, and scarcely
anyone or anybody was about — only a shepherd
with two extremely rackety bob-tailed pups and a
flock of black-faces, the most graceful sheep we
have, built quite elegantly about the neck and
shoulders, not at all unlike fawns. I inspected
the Limekilns and Water Hall, the Racecourse
side, and right along from beyond the Ditch to
the far-away starting-point of the weary Beacon
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Course, on which are run races that, considering
the awful weight carried and the distance, four
miles or so, are a disgrace to racing civilisation.
On the Round Course, now a dreadfully dilapi-
dated track, I voyaged. I interviewed the good
lady at the turnpike-house by the corner of the
Ditch, and the other lady who also sometimes
refreshes me with ginger beer, the semi-official
tenant in charge at the corner of the road which,
at a mile from Newmarket, branches one way to
Thetford and the other to Bury St Edmunds. I
met, jogging along, the higglers and hucksters
who make marketing so cheap in Newmarket
town while the shopkeepers hold up prices so dear,
and I said ''How do?" to the noble local army
of unauthorised tipsters, who can and will tell you
all the winners, and are sure to be right, because
they are always hard up and stony-broke them-
selves. I did the lot mentioned and a good deal
more ; and when you have done the same you will
feel you have had a run for your money, or I am
mistaken.
Mr George Verrall put me up to the habitat of
a certain very, very rare English flower. Describe
it, not me, I would as soon put in print the
whereabouts of a scarce bird seldom seen on
our shores, and get the poor thing murdered.
Once upon a time, a philanthropical botanising
old party of my acquaintance was ''put on to"
a choice fern which he wanted. How do you
think he showed gratitude for the tip.-^ How?
He improved the occasion by lecturing to a com-
pany of able-bodied loafers, hangers-on of those
parts, and informed them of the thing's merits
and beauties, chucking in plenty of long book
words. And how do you think the don't-want-
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no-work-to-do brigade went to improve the
occasion for themselves ? They tore or dug
out every blessed root as soon as the elderly
party left with his specimens, and cooked the
lot. Their idea of vegetable goodness was being
good to eat, which the fern most distinctly was
not. That historiette has ever been a warning
to me not to give away the runs or pitches of
scarce animals, birds, fishes, flowers, butterflies,
beetles, and the rest, so no more from yours
truly about this special decoration.
Newmarket's more remote suburbs on the
Suffolk side, parts seven to more miles from
Jockey Club headquarters, are unknown to the
majority of its dwellers, not to mention visitors.
Wild, strange land, this terra incognita for many
Newmarketeers, lies handy to the east end of
the Heath, some of it so poor that it seems
nearly good for nothing except growing firs,
rabbits, and plovers. The soil is sandy and
poor in places, saturation level is only two feet
down or so ; trees generally are stunted, though
some do better ; and the impression it gives is
that those who tried to do anything with it were
sorry they ever took the job in hand. Many
traces are there of unsuccessful effort in this
direction.
A stranger seeking directions for skirmishing
in these regions must be much struck (till he
understands the derivation) by the peculiarly
heraldic nature of certain points. As example,
here are a few which the wayfarer between
Kennett and Mildenhall may be told to make
for : " Cavenham Plough," ''Tuddenham Anchor,"
'' Barton Bull." These sound like village names
or parishes, with their ancient appellations done
o
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into English from more classic samples, like Glen
Parva, Ashby-de-la-Zouch, Kibworth Harcourt,
or plenty you can find. However, investigation
reveals that what might be a sort of surname or
qualification merely refers to the local pub. —
from time immemorial the most convenient land-
mark, far superior to the churches. Other
counties, other manners in speaking. Farther
south you would say the Swan at Bottisham, and
be understanded of the people. In the east,
where the "a" of ham is scarcely indicated, not
to say sounded — as, for instance, Sohm for Soham,
Swaffm for Swaffam — Bottisham Swan is the
vogue with the "a" squeezed out like ''i ' in
Narrch, spelt Norwich. Pleasant hamlets,
villages, towns, are the scattered locations
between Kennett and, say, Mildenhall, with
individualities, manners, and customs amusing to
study, and plenty of churches built when money
was of more value, labour fairer, and the Church
had more to say, or, at any rate, must be listened
to more. A great mixture of soils and 'Mays"
of the land is hereabouts — peat, chalk, sand, clay,
bog, or fen ; all are mixed in patches or strips,
with vegetation to match. You get all sorts to
walk on except good roads, but of these I spoke
before. Always I have admired the smartness
in action of the Eastern Counties' agricultural
aid. I admit rating the class, wherever met, much
more highly as workmen than do most people.
You come across few smarter, brisker labourers
than you find in and about Newmarket. Perhaps
skating as boys, lads, and men inclines them to
good natural pace. Whatever may be the cause,
there is the result.
You see the cottage-garden flowers here-
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abouts to much advantage, thanks to local fashion
in making parterres on the border line of house
fronts and side- walks or bare roads. The kiddies
must be educated from their childhood into
respecting this sort of property, for no one seems
to touch the gay little beds whose boundaries
consist merely of a line of stones arranged very
much like the '' claims " set out on the sands by
the sea. Great damage might be done to these
pleasure-gardens by a wandering horse, cow, or
pig. Are those animals also brought up in the
ways they should go, and " learned " not to
depart from them ? And if this be so, what
about travelling flocks and herds ?
The Herringswell district is to me most
remarkable for the variety of hedges tried on it
at one time and another in endeavour to keep the
wind from ranging raging free over the land.
Allowing for these, the belts, and more spacious
plantations, you can easily grasp an idea of what
Newmarket Heath used to be like when doubt-
less all the part on the Bury side marched with
the country I speak of, one great waste, practi-
cally treeless. Thousands have been spent on
remedying nature's shortcomings in failing to
decorate the great plain. Three miles and a bit
from Newmarket on the Norwich road commences
an avenue (mainly of elms) a mile and a half long,
a good companion to the long row of beeches
bordering the Duchess's drive going to Cheveley.
Between Kennett and Herringswell is an avenue
of sycamores that runs a long way, and has not
much longer to run without running down, I fear,
for they seem to have got pretty nearly all there
is to be had out of the poor soil and are quite
past their meridian.
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My first object in revisiting Herrings well was
to look up its fir hedges, a form of barrier and
wind shield very unusual elsewhere, so much so
that I have not yet come across anyone to tell
me how to make them of the most suitable
material — spruce. Properly treated, they are
most useful and ornamental. No others act so
perfectly as a green wall ; these are far more
substantial than yew (mostly a hollow sham),
grow very quickly, are easily trimmed on their
faces, and after each annual cutting give first a
pretty display of aromatic cream-coloured buds,
from which shortly come early shoots, delicate
in their greenery, a delight to the eye in their
cool tone, and a strong barrier in their interlaced
face of little feathery branches. The Scotch, of
which are many, are always a trifle on the gloomy
side, with so much dead wood and matted
dropped spines about their lower parts, but still,
planted two feet only apart and kept lopped, form
a capital barrier. Being neglected for a while
they grow out of all order, and into fantastic,
eerie shapes, yet are mighty exasperating if you
want to get to their other side, because you
can't squeeze through. As I could get no
casual information anywhere on the manu-
facture of spruce hedges, I applied to a gentle-
man who owns particularly fine ones, and he
most kindly explained. You let your young
firs grow till they average as high as you
want your hedge. Then that year you just
take the top shoot off each, and next year you
begin to clip them. One essential in keeping
a green hedge thick and well foliaged all the
way down — viz., slanting each face, when clip-
ping, outwards towards the base — the natural
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shape of the young spruce will almost ensure, at
any rate for some time.
So good-bye for the time to the fine domains
(oases in deserts of waste) which have seen better
days, and those that have never, perhaps, been
so smartened up as now, when the old acres are
in new men's hands ; the churches, which some
of them could do with a little of the money spent
by the latest country squires on rough casting
and half-timbering cottage property ; the brooks
and the drains ; the little rivers ; and the odd
outlying scraps of fen, remnant, I presume, of a
period when the water was a good deal higher ;
the big fine trees that are lucky in their soil,
which is good, and the others who not being well
fed do their best on short commons and hard
blows; the cheery "hinds," who get over the
ground fast, and the quick-stepping team horses,
the wide-sided sheep, and the leggy lambs, the
wood-pigeons plunging out of their cover in the
tree-tops, and the peewits, who continually do
cry, but who if they — may I be rude enough to
say it ? — had sense enough to keep their mouths
shut need not put in use so many tricks to deceive.
The casual observer wouldn't know such things
as plovers were about unless they went out of
their way to advertise the fact. Please let me
take breath after that sentence, and in a fresh
start not forget the squirrels and the myriads of
moles, the small birds who have been woefully
deceived this season in nesting before the leaves
came out as they promised, and the greater birds
— pheasants and partridges — generally speaking,
all over the place ; the rabbits by the thousand and
the hares by the score ; the briars sweetly scent-
ing the air, whose force bruised them to the
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wayfarer's advantage ; the great woodpeckers,
cheerful chatterers, and the jays, who can't be
made to rank that way, friendly as you may be
inclined, the swallows, who were few, the martins
fewer, and the sand-martins scarcer still ; the
butterflies, about one to the square mile ; the
larks and all the other songsters, from the missel-
thrush up among the tall elm tree-tops to the
nightingale in the bush at its foot ; the affable
long-tailed wrens in the reeds, and the melodious
modest hedge-sparrow — worth, to my mind, a
gross of the much-too-much-over- written nightin-
gale ; the genial roadmen, and the bakers,
butchers, and other carters who offer a lift — as
a matter of course and courtesy^ — and -the good
folk who are at home under the sign of the
Plough, the Anchor, and the rest.
I cannot help once more talking on what
appears to be a very favourite subject, roads and
milestones, concerning which we have again had
many interesting letters from and for Refereaders.
Now, on my own, and with particular reference
to the dubious starting-points of road measure-
ments, let me ask the many friends who visit
Newmarket if they know where the town milestone,
the one from which the to's and from's Newmarket
announced on various routes of approach or
departure, dates ? Often I used to seek for the
memorial, and vainly, since natives can only tell
you about where they think it is or ought to be,
and go no nearer absolute precision. I can mark
it right down. On a house (Mr Barrow, the
chemist's) opposite the Rutland Hotel you will
find it, round the corner, set at right angles to the
road line. I may add that by the time you have
walked a couple of miles from this, straight along
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the Thetford road, past the first milestone, hard
by the old toll-house at the junction of the
Thetford and Bury roads, to where the second
ought to be, you will come to a ''remains" in
place of the complete article. The stone post
stands all right, but the iron plate with the
numbering and lettering has been smashed.
Whatever satisfaction do vandals or boys (a boy
is not anything at all till he grows out of being a
boy, so vandals or boys is correct enough), derive
from perpetrating such outrages ? I never can
make out. One can understand the hackney
drivers in the Derbyshire Peak district defacing
the milestones, because by so doing they prevent
travellers from telling what distance is driven ;
but doing the harm simply for deviltry is almost
unaccountable. Still, perhaps we ought not to
talk too much on this head, we old 'uns. Not
ten minutes ago, wrenching off knockers and bell-
pulls (even doctors', who ought to be safe) and
smashing street lamps was considered high old
sport, so the other form of annoyance is not
so very unaccountable after all. I wish it was
far rarer.
Some uncertainty exists as to the one mile
downhill at Newmarket, which Bill Lang, the two
miles record holder (recently attacked, I mean on
his figures), a lovely mover indeed, ran in 4 min.
and some seconds. One is, perhaps, apt to lay
too much stress on early fancies. To say that
praising old times is natural, covers a very obvious
truth — ^viz., the likelihood of your ranking
highest what you saw of excellence when you, the
critic, were young, full of enthusiasm, less inclined
to search for faults, and far more prone to become
a partisan than you are after long years of experi-
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ence. Allowing for all that, 1 should take a lot
of persuading that a better mover than the Crow-
catcher could be made. You see that if he ran
between the stones from the fifty-eighth on the
flat going nearly opposite the Old Cambridge-
shire stand to the one we have been talking
about, he must finish up a steep hill — a hard job
at the end of a fast mile. My belief is that he
was set to cover a measured mile finishing at the
Rooms, and I am almost certain that I am
right.
In July a very delightful resort is the Heath,
no matter where you go — on the Cambridge or
Bury or Thetford side, up along by the Cheveley
road, or across the Moulton, away to Water
Hall, or getting alongside Chippenham Park.
For its area the great plain on the Race side,
and so far as it is bounded by the Ditch, has
probably fewer components in its turf than any
other grass land, barring seeds. One sort of
grass predominates and dominates, save for
burnet, which I want to see tried on its own for
making gallops. Wild flowers there are, but not
in profusion, on the town hand of the July
course. Over the way there they are far more
plentiful, so are the sweet scenty herbs that
make Southern downs so fragrant and healthy.
Now, if you take a square foot of Southdown
turf and divide it up, planting its members, you
get a surprising catalogue of variorum growth,
not forgetting crops of samples from seeds lying
dormant and doomed to' be starved should they
germinate in their original stores. I would like
to bet that a turf cut ofT Epsom's or Lewes's,
Goodwood's or Brighton's training tracks would
furnish manifold more varieties of vegetation
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than one taken at Newmarket on the Race
side. No two opinions can be as to which
makes the best going, allowing for difference ia
thickness and arrangement of soil and subsoil,
and I wonder whether, where herbage has to
fight for existence, safety to horses going on it
does not lie in numbers of different material
brought in- for use. The July courses beat the
Rowley Mile all to nothing for thickness of
felting, elasticity, and deadening hoof-strokes'
force. The former are carpeted with a very
extensive omnium gatherum, grass forms nearly
the whole of the other.
The Dullingham road was formerly beloved
of jockeys wasting. Do they ever work hard
nowadays as they used ? They may. I never
seem to come across them, and I have the
evidence of a very old inhabitant of these (Dull-
ingham road) parts that he does not come across
them. This is the aged gatekeeper of the Great
Eastern Railway Company's level crossing, where
I recollect him for years and years ; and a handy
chap he was, too, in summer, because his cottage
hard by has a well of most beautiful, always ice-
cold water. In the days when jockeys were
plentiful on this highway the gateman timed
himself so as to be ready on their return with a
jugful freshly drawn for purposes of a splash on
the head, or a gargle, most welcome and refresh-
ing, helpful to keep the pores at work, and freshen
the body up without interfering with the weight.
Jockeys would tell you that they preferred this
walk to others radiating from headquarters,
because it is sometimes so shut in by high
hedges, the sort which were conventional but
went out with picturesque farming. A great
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screen, fifteen or more feet high, they make, very
charming to the eye, given to much bloom, also
bird-food producing, making rare harbour for
nesting, and apparently constructed to order for
felts' winter operations. Our young and older
friends, the overweight riders, did not, I fear,
look on them with other than utilitarian eyes, as
a species of vegetable curtain hung to keep the
wind away, and so negatively promote perspira-
tion.
Not for a long while have I been down along
this road, which proceeds through a gap in the
Ditch. I can recommend the excursion to
strangers — viz., to take this highway, and then
when they get to the Ditch, turn up to the right
and keep along its ridge as far as they please in
the direction of Reach, on Fenland's edge.
Somebody, I noted, has put up a notice to the
effect that no footpath right-of-way exists. Per-
haps it has been legally juggled out of existence ;
perhaps it can be asserted or reasserted ; but I
should think that Newmarket will not quietly
stand this bit of grabbing. So far as I heard old
folk talk, this Ditchway was ever the regular
walker's route from the fen to Wood Ditton.
The section on the east side of the Dullingham
road was shut up some time ago, and now the
rest will go unless somebody makes a fight. The
notice-board did not stop me, but, to begin with,
the usually dry grip, or ditch, by the roadside
was a rushing torrent on a three-feet-deep-and-
twelve-feet-wide scale, and if 1 got across that
I couldn't have climbed up the steep bit of the
Vallum if you paid me a pound an inch. So I
made believe I didn't want to go that way, nor
up to Dullingham, where is excellent cool ale
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(many a bait have I had there, and my friends
the wasters too), but had come out a-purpose to
just loaf and Hsten to the birds, notably the
nightingale, whose notes just now are so remark-
ably like some of the thrush's that you don't care
to bet you know t'other from which, unless you
can locate the level of the song ; also to the
sheep and lambs' nursery conversation, and have
a word or two with friendly wayfarers, who talked
of what happened in the rain two or three miles
off, as a Londoner might of earthquakes in Java
or forest fires in Canada.
The Dalham district makes another very
charming field for excursion in summer. You
do get some beautiful country over that way.
Fond indeed I am of this remarkably picturesque
rustic hamlet, its church and churchyard, the
sort which, beholding, you can swear has a big
house or place adjacent ; sweet are its hill roads
lined with ivy-grown trees of various stems and
crowns, as, for example, ash, maple, holly, with
hedges clouded over with English clematis,
traveller's joy, or old man's beard ; the beautiful
avenues, and, most interesting of all, the grave-
yard records. Lanes you have like to the deep,
much water-worn packhorse ways you find in
Surrey and Sussex, and all the typical plants
and flowering shrubs peculiar to chalky lands.
To me a much greater treat cannot be had than
to walk by the side of the brook or bourne to
which locals are shy of giving a name, to Moulton,
where the good folk call it the Kennet — a puny,
deserted waterway track in dry weather, but of
consequence in flood, as high arched flint bridges
of remote date testify. Cool and refreshing to
the ear is the trickle-tinkle of the streamlet, to
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whose shallow pools doves and wood-pigeons
were resorting. Kind to the eyes was the
copious greenery on the brook's banks' sides,
dotted with pollards of sorts, oak, willow, elm,
and alder, and the grenadier growths from the
bed-level, reed grass, meadow-sweet, and wild
parsnips — mumbles they call them in those parts
— six and seven feet high, great billows of wild
roses, wide discs of elder, carpets of rock-rose on
the shallow angled banks, and everywhere the
scent of new-mown hay, with now and then the
faintish fermenting sweetness of stacks " making "
themselves. Birds, deeming themselves safe,
were friendly, except the chats — who must chat
if every wish of theirs was gratified — and the
butcher-birds — scolders much in the chat style —
and a couple of mother partridges, who, for my
benefit and their new-born chicks', played at
being broken-winged, and scuttered round (after
the manner of Cossack dancers as presented on
the stage), running on their heels till all the brood
were out of sight. Then, with a warning note to
the family to stay where they were, and a cheeky
chuck to myself, off they winged it, sound as a
bell, and twice as saucy. These and plenty more
delights were mine on the walk, or wade, for, like
the Tennysonian agricultural gentleman, I was
in the sea of meadow-sweet, or something equally
nice. But, after a visit to the AfBecks' old
domain, I always am a bit sorrowful now, till
well clear of Dalham, for thinking of the good
peaceful time Cecil Rhodes, who bought the park
and place, should have had, a reward he surely
earned, and his lying in the land so far away
from home ; and how, soon after. Colonel Frank
Rhodes was carried home there to be buried in
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the little churchyard within the walls of the park
which his brother left him. A great grief to the
hamlet his death made. It is good to hear a
man new to the acres spoken so well of as is
their last master, whose possessions I used to
envy, with the reservation that having to leave
them would be so hard.
CHAPTER XVI
DONCASTER
I ALWAYS count good for the voyage down to
South Yorkshire by the Great Eastern, of whose
line on this road I am very fond. In one way
and another it keeps me interested, though
occasionally I find myself realising that as I was
there at the time I gathered odds and ends linked
with the line, other people, contemporary
chiffoniers, must be getting beyond the first
blush of youth, although personally I may not be.
So far as I can make out, there will not be any
old 'uns soon to whom a body can refer about
former times, a point which, at a more convenient
season, I would, in Mr Midshipman Easy's words,
like to argue in a way. For instance, you might
amuse yourself with speculations as to the feel-
ings which come over an oldest inhabitant, the
sort of person whose evidence commands good
prices in right-of-way cases, when he is first
promoted to that proud position by virtue of
seniority. I am not yet in a doyen line of business,
but may confess that not long ago when bent
Doncaster-wards I told my cabby to drive me to
Bishopsgate Street Station. *' The Eastern
Counties, in Shoreditch," says I, by way of
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making plain for Mr Jehu, who politely said, *' It
ain't the Great Eastern in Liverpool street,
guv'nor, you mean, is it ? " How many years has
the aforementioned depot been disestablished and
the company's style or title been abolished ? A
long while. London is not half so interesting
now as it was in the days of old Bishopsgate
Station, when the racing army mostly went down
to Newmarket on Monday afternoons with a
Sunday's Bell's Life to read, and a fine view of
myriad pigeon-lofts on the roofs of the houses in
Shoreditch, Bethnal Green, and those parts to
look down upon ; also the parties concerned in
such aerial bird-coops, always busy, apparently,
like the nigger, disregarding the minister's
direction, not to covet your neighbour's poultry.
Then good yokels came to London once in order
to be on the same platform of cosmopolitan
experience as rival inhabitants of the past, and
be able to say they had been there. For them
were the Shoreditch "houses" with good old
East Anglian signs, mostly names of towns,
selling, likely enough, Norfolk ales ; Deacon's
entire, for instance, proclaimed connection with
Yarmouth. In such hostels you might on the
occasion of excursions find groups of villagers up
to see London, who saw it from the inside of the
pub., and didn't stir from their close retreat till
due to catch the return train. In the interval
they herded in a lump like frightened sheep or
rats in a pit, regarded all but their own crew as
workers in various walks of dishonest industry,
and kept their hands in their own pockets so as
to pre-occupy those strongholds against the
enemy.
Please do not take me to mean that being a
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little absent-minded I directed the cabby to take
me to Bishopsgate's old station, because I used to
go thence to Doncaster. There was no joint
running between the Eastern and the Great
Northern Railways then, which was a pity, for
the new is a pleasant road, making far more
comfortable travelling than I can recollect on my
first journey to the South Yorkshire town. Five
shillings return I paid, I believe, and was on the
road from 5 a.m. till 3 a.m. next day, or some-
thing like that. In the interval I assisted at
Lord Lyon's victory over Savernake. How one
can recollect far-away occurrences ! Plain as the
house was before me as I passed it a dozen times
this last week I can see the little Marquis of
Hastings in the Salutation Inn yard where the
Danebury horses stood, I believe. Anyway,
there was the Marquis, also the Duke of
Beaufort — what a splendid swell this John of
Gaunt was, a marvel of make, shape, power,
politeness, and the grand air always ! — and from
the former I heard that Rustic was scratched,
which was good news — at least, to me, for at
that early stage of business life I was a dabbler
in wagering, and Rustic's removal suited my
book.
No one but a madman could have dreamed of
making such a book as I put together, going as
solidly as might be to get myself broke in "one
pop," as the word goes. The road to wealth
seemed open to me then. So it was, if I could
command such results as came my way while I
was resolutely plunging down the road to ruin.
Talk about playing the high game, to do which
properly you lay against one horse and put the
money you are going, with luck, to win on
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another ! That was only half high compared to
mine. Never, I believe, before or since has there
been such a volume as mine, and I can recollect
each individual bet. A fielder's business being
to lay against favourites, I began by backing
Lord Lyon. Then, to save that money, I laid
against Savernake to win and Rustic each way,
backed Lord Lyon for a place (Valentine and
Wright, now Topping and Spindler, sent me a
voucher for this like a dock warrant) and
Savernake i, 2, also backed Knight of the
Crescent i, 2, 3, and wound up by taking the
ridiculous odds of 25 to i that I placed the first,
second, and third — and performed that feat.
Often I think about that precious book on
which I won every wager, and wonder what idea
I could have had of risks. Musing on the insane
successful speculation took me on Monday far
beyond the chain of those most countrified-named
once villages — Bethnal Green, Hackney Downs,
London Fields, and on by Lea Bridge, where I
shunted on the mental train to memories of days
in, on, and about the pleasant waters of the river
Lee, or Lea — It is spelt both way, though the
bells of Shandon do not sound so grand on this
'' L-double-e," or " L,e,e," as I believe one must
say now. Hackney Marshes appear to be turn-
ing themselves pretty much into waterworks now
— do they not ? — like all the Thames Valley on
both shores, Middlesex and Surrey, between
Hampton and Walton or Hanworth. Soon
there will be no room for the people who drink
the water, but that does not matter any more
than the disappearance of the marshes, once a
playground where one used to see all manner of
sport.
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Why, I recollect — but perhaps I had better
recollect that I want to get to Doncaster and
have only about half started so far. We will,
therefore, skip the beautiful strip of low land
between London and Cambridge which some-
where about half-way has a ''divide," with the
Stort going south to the Lea and the Cam north
to the Ouse, and do ditto with Hereward's hunt-
ing-grounds in the fens. At least, I must have
a word about the fenland because of the Mark
Lane simple countrymen, fellow-travellers, whose
talk was of all manner of grain — and who quoted
each other's rates at odd halfpence, and apparently
knew as much about machinery as an engineer.
From them I was delighted to hear a generally
optimistic account of the corn harvest. Fine
indeed were the cereals all through the fens, and
the roots.
I take quite an interest in roots in the Don-
caster connection because of the (alleged) non-
odoriferous sewage farm, run, I believe, by the
Corporation. Non olet is, as all are aware, one
of Danum's mottoes, and it acts up to that same,
being conveniently stone deaf, colour blind, or
what you call it where perfume is concerned, and
the town's reputation for Arabian scentiness.
This farm, you know, abuts on the town moor,
and goes a long way on the road towards Thorne,
where the bargees replenish their store of pure
water from the Don. Unfortunately I never can
crib time enough to get down the river so far as
Thorne, though now and again I manage part of
the journey along the Sheffield and Yorkshire
Canal's banks, doing a bit of surveying on my
own account. Amusing going it is, with the
canal a designedly winding waterway of consider-
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able current always flowing, and the old river
serpentining alongside the artificial, the big levees
or flood walls ; the farmsteads, banked round as
if fortified ; a general suggestion that ague might
be cheap, wild-fowl shooting good in winter, and
that the monks had a good time when they
flourished. Were they ague-proof, the old
Churchmen ? They must have been hard against
rheumatism, for they loved to plant themselves
down in the damp, with, if possible, a moat or a
stew-pond to keep fish in and give off malarial
white mists. These old 'uns and their patrons
left a beautiful lot of churches round about
Doncaster, with stonework of a nature to make
one remember with tears that in earlier years he
had taken no pains with his architecture. At
Brantwith — I believe that is the name — is a
Norman porch with one line of hatchet work
perfect almost as the day it was cut (not like poor
York Cathedral, whose outer skin is absolutely
crumbling to nothingness), and circling it a scroll,
held, so to speak, by eagles' heads and beaks that
a connoisseur would go many miles to see. That
is a sight of the village, but to me a more striking
one presented itself as I cleared the lock, next to
which huge canal works are in progress — you
don't come across many new canals in England
now, more's the pity — that fairly made me sit up
and rub my eyes. What would you say, gentle
reader, if all at once, and without notice, you
stumbled on a range of, say, two hundred deserted
stout barges' dinghies — keels they call them — laid
up on a canal's bank, each with a big hawser
coiled in it and an anchor ? The explanation is
this. When the barges working up Sheffield
way arrive at this lock they cannot get through
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with the keel because of want of width to take
the two alongside of each other, and also
lack of length to get the big and the little
craft in end-on. So the obvious alternative is
adopted, and the two part company, the little
uns being left till called for, and a rum show
they made.
I can recommend this canal for trudging, but
you want thick boots, for the barge walk is
studded with cruelly nubbly stones calculated to
stump your feet up at short notice. Still, I am
sure you are well off there fossicking about with
an eye for the harebells and the big pink
geraniums, the silent pools with moorhens' walks
among the weeds reminding you of hares' runs ;
the big rushes and great beds of meadow-sweet,
here and there a water viburnum (an English
guelder rose, is it not ?), own brother to the mealy
one, which former has those pretty scarlet berries
that, being taken indoors, do make a horrible
mess sooner or later ; the fat cows who dispute
possession of the grassy bank over the way ; the
now and then gulls sailing at their ease, and
rarely a kingfisher ; the autumn crocus, our
English saffron, which I couldn't find, though I
know where to get bushels not far off at Selby ;
the pretty reeds in bloom, and the queer half-
bred Irish terriers which abound ; also the patient
fishermen, and the all-too-solitary pubs, lying
yards below the water's level behind the earth
wall.
There is excellent walking on the high land
near Doncaster if you know where to find it, but
perilous while motors are about. A popular
owner's chauffeur all but caught me on the Bawtry
road as he skirted round on the off-side, coming
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from a byroad in cutting round the curve shut
off by a hedge from view of what might be going
on ahead. Can't we pass a law making car-
owners provide a sort of wire fund to pay for the
expense of removing hedges and other sight-
handicapping boundaries from corner plots and
substituting iron or other railings penetrable by
the human optic's range ? Thank goodness,
motors cannot vex down by the Don, nor on the
course itself.
When I used to do Doncaster from outside —
going into the town in the mornings and out
again at nights — I did Doncaster great injustice,
because I gathered my idea of its country from
the low black peaty land you go through ap-
proaching the town from London by rail. That
sort of territory is plain enough even to ugliness.
But you mustn't judge the place by this sample
any more than you should gauge its everyday
life and aspect by the race-time performances.
Out of these it is a remarkably quiet sort of
country town, as these go in the North^ — you
scarcely expect the picturesqueness of the South
— and out of Doncaster you can find very pretty
country indeed, say you know where to look
for the same. Working up towards Shef-
field on the canal and river is some charming
scenery, which would be vastly improved if you
could only so much as make believe that the
poor waterways were not more filth than any-
thing else.
Justice must be done, whether the ceiling falls
in or not, and as to the alleged local smell, I am
bound to say that I believe the horse traffic was
often accountable for it. This being thus, I
wonder rather that the committee whose duty it
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is to look after the roads do not follow the Duke
of Bedford's example with regard to Covent
Garden Market and use plenty of carbolic disin-
fectant for watering the roads. What I want
to say is, the Town Council might, if they
liked, make their town much more pleasant to
visitors at race times if they put down the hawk-
ing nuisance. Possibly the authorities have been
used all their lives to pass one week in the almost
constant din of wandering vendors of '' Yorkshire
Post," official cards, butter-scotch, etc., and are
like the dwellers near a goods station, who
couldn't sleep o' nights unless soothed by the
music of shunting trucks. Similarly, it may be
that our friends would be unable to enjoy their
beauty sleep unless they were woke up by yells of
** Yorkshire Post," let off" at five o'clock or there-
abouts a.m. After that very excellent paper is on
sale — I do not believe that the abnormally early
start helps its circulation in any way — the game
of noise-making is kept alive, and the unfortunate
visitor is kept awake. That is bad, and the
cause is preventable by municipal management.
After all, I am not certain that we want Doncaster
altered. The smell must be to many of us as
was the odour of Brentford to King George. We
have become so accustomed to the loud noises
that we should probably wake up too early if
these were not let off to tell us how much longer
we were at liberty to sleep. Moderate the energy
of the drivers and drivers' touts, and you will cut
out two pleasing elements of uncertainty — first,
as to which trap you are to be pitched into and
taken carsewey or stashunwey, and again as to
being shot out or run over. \ou had better
make up your mind to a diet of ham and butter-
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scotch — engineering these as a sort of cure —
there might be money in a ham and butter-scotch
spa. Consume all you can, get above your
proper share of the smell, and, generally speaking,
take your Doncaster kindly.
I learned a new thing by observing the
Doncaster barbers' shops, and here is a tip
concerning the same. When you desire to be
shaved, and look into a studio, do not be deceived
about the remoteness of your turn by the strength
of the *' house" waiting ia the room or rooms.
The lads of these parts are a very gregarious
set, indoors or out. They love to herd together,
and are most sociable. Nowhere in the South
do you see such strong companies as you will
at York or Doncaster. They set out together
by the same ''trip," and stick to each other all
the while. So it comes that they go to be shaved
in troops, and those operated on first wait after-
wards for the others till all have had their turn.
Thus you may find seven or eight apparently
*' before you," all of them clean-chinned and only
sitting till the remaining member of the company
has been done. A precious habit this to the
studious chronicler, because the lads talk. They
do talk indeed, and are very instructive. From
them I learned that punching has a wider
significance than some of us allow to it. The
word, as they use it, appears to apply to almost
any sort of stroke, to a kick as well as a hand
blow, after the manner of the French coup de pied
as well as coup de main.
''Did you see bookmaker yesterday?" said
one. (I am not going to attempt to render the
dialect.) "Him as was bookmaking?" asked a
mate, with a good deal of accent on the was.
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" Aye," replied No. i ; " him as was bookmaking.
He won't be making no more books yet awhile."
This fielder, so it appeared, attracted my party's
attention by the liberality of his odds. No. i
was tempted, but refrained. Being a man of
shrewdness, he objected to being given "aught,"
as he would with 5 to i offered on the field and
two 3 to I favourites well backed, and the fielder's
" being too close to the rails and all." So it
appeared he didn't deal, but sought profit another
way. *' Us'll wait here," he instructed his pals ;
''happen we'll see some fun." And they did so.
At the psychological moment the bookie as was
did the North-Country equivalent for a "guy."
*' Off comes hat, on goes cap, under rail he ducks,
and walks off, bold as bull beef, with chaps' brass
and all, and was getting clear when little collier
chap spots him and starts with stick on to his
yed." Then the fun was supposed to begin — at
least, the real legitimate entertainment did directly
afterwards, when ''little collier chap's" repeated
efforts " wi' stick " brought the sportsman to the
ground, and the punching period set in with great
severity. You could hear them punching his
head yards off till he couldn't halloa. Lots who
had nothing to do with it crowded in and punched
him on the head as he lay on the ground. So
said my barber's-shop recorder. Forgetting what
Mr Joe Topping, of Leigh, told me about Lanca-
shire collier fighting — punching in catch-as-catch-
can, go-as-you-please, up-and-down, till one gives
in, with no seconds, no time, no rules except beat
or be beaten — I asked how such a lot might get
at the prostrate welsher to be able to hit him
with their fists — the answer was, " I didn't say
punching with fists, I meant feet " ; and at first
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that seemed sufficient explanation. ''Oh, with
their boots," I concluded, but was still inaccurate,
and had to be corrected with " wi' clogs, most of
em." No wonder they spoke of the gentleman as
"him as was " !
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If you want to see life here on race mornings
— I do not mean such as is represented by stand-
ing round in a ring of fifty and sixty and betting
on pitch-and-toss, which are popular forms of
athletics (the standing, the betting, the pitching
and the tossing) on the Town Moor — let me
recommend the road to Rotherham and Sheffield,
and a study of the traps bowling along. Once I
took the trouble to go out and look at some of
the assembling, devoting myself to the Sheffield-
wey contingent, and to that end made out some
five miles of the eight towards Q)nisboro'. Not
at all a job I take to kindly is watching
streams of vehicles on the move, more especially
if they are coming towards me. I do not know
whether there is any personal peculiarity about
the sensation, but after keeping my eyes on a
long succession of carriages moving towards me
I find a sort of attraction in the Juggernaut line,
something like the pull a cliff" will give at your
feet to persuade them to take you over. More-
over, the vehicles appear as if they are leaving
the straight line and making for the side-walk.
Altogether, I dislike the business very much.
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Still, it had to be done, and was worth the
trouble. Most striking about the procession was
its wonderful evenness. Now and again you did
find a well-got-up equipage — very few, however
— and here and there occupants of the swell order
— rare birds, indeed, not enough to count really.
By the dozen, the score, the hundred, came char-
a-bancs, wagonettes, very long-backed machines,
ordinary landau cabs, occasional hansoms — only
a sprinkling — now and then a little lot of buggies,
evidently cruising in company by arrangement,
here and there a light float sort of shallow, examples
of exceedingly comfortable '' lots," pair-horse open
flies with a very high coachman's perch and a
dickey for two behind. No room was wasted ;
very much the other way about. Three-a-side
in the landaus was the almost invariable rule ;
and as to the wagonette brake division, wonder
was how so many passengers could squeeze in or
be extracted.
Walkers were many, too, of all sorts, from the
well-furnished hand who toddled for choice to the
financially broken-down enthusiast who took the
only stage within his means ; lots of good movers
were on, though, naturally, as they were near-
ing the end of a long journey, not doing many
miles per hour. I think that on the whole the
section in clogs went better than the leather-
shod. Between the presumably poorer, who
walked more or less like blazes, and the better-
off, riding in chaises, was little difference in get-up
or apparent social position. Working folk for
the most part, going to enjoy themselves ration-
ally, with money in their pockets to spend and
knowledge where to get more when one lot had
gone. The driver was as a rule quite on equal
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terms with the fares, and in two hours I counted
two tall hats among the lot, and they — the tiles
— were of the white sporting coachman's order.
Civilisation had spread so far Northwards that
little nippers cadged for coppers for all the world
as if they had been brought up under the Windsor
School Board, who turn out beggars of this sort
by the hundred. But chaff there was not, save
for one gentleman who, as an overflow customer,
sitting on the splash-board, with his feet resting
on the pole, gallantly intimated to your humble
servant that there was room for two and nowt to
pay. Of cyclists were many good riders, mostly
going fearlessly at a great pace, and able to do
so safely, too, since the tide of traffic set one way
only ; but never a motor in five miles out and
home.
New features in the proceedings I am un-
fortunately unable to chronicle. The clans gather
from all parts, and, as is their clannish way, stuck
together pretty much, doing the day in groups,
so to speak. Where one went to try the ale the
rest went, too, and partook. So long as the
majority were pleased with the fire in the pub.
room, and the smell — as of a week's wash, for-
gotten for a fortnight, being slowly brought to
the boil — there they were and there they rested.
Resolving themselves into a committee of inspec-
tion, they sampled the outsides of the cooks' shops
before committing themselves to an order. Being
at last satisfied as to profitable selection, the
group would go in and for the joint picked, and
all order cuts off that same. Together they had
started by trip train, neatly labelled with names
of towns where it called ; together they were
shot out like coals at a siding ; all of a row they
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proceeded, as mentioned, to the pubs, and joined
in friendly chorus — eight a.m. is a favourite time
for a smoking concert on Sellinger days — and
all of a row they would make their way, making
way for no one, up the High Street and along
the Bawtrey road to do their day's sport, and
bet, the lot of them, with the same outside
bookie, who would, you might reckon, be safe
to settle with them if they won, because the
party built round him from the moment their
money went on till '' Pay ! " '' Pay ! " is called.
I suppose few have seen pitch-and-toss played
on the grand scale as is baccarat at casinos,
and kursaals, spas, clubs, and the like. Go to
the Town Moor early, and you shall find the
sport carried out on most scientific principles,
with many pounds depending each chuck on the
pitcher's heading or tailing them, and a ring of
up to a hundred ''punting at the tables" or
looking on. I suppose there must be a '' fake "
in it, because I have noticed the same heads
keeping the game going day after day ; but, on
the face of it, the gambling seems straight
enough, and the turnover is something surprising.
If you have nothing about you worth ''pinching,"
and can spare the time, you may get plenty of
amusement by watching the lads at work, or play,
at this diversion. You can also be otherwise
accommodated at almost every description of
thieving joint imaginable, from the three-card
performance down, or up, to the very latest
invention in the way of roulette, played with a
marble descending "a spinal staircase" after the
fashion of ancient lollypop-shop " dolly " machines.
In Flying Fox's year, I actually got excited
over the St Leger. Everybody else followed
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suit. ** My word and all," as my Yorkshire
friends say, it was exciting. Believe me, I did
not have a penny on the race, and in my time I
have stood to win or lose biggish sums for a poor
reporter such as I am, without (so far as I would
admit to myself) turning a hair. But this
particular contest fastened itself on me, and I
should have been a most unhappy man indeed if
Flying Fox had been beaten by one of the
Yankees. That the Fox would be beaten I
never believed for a moment beforehand, but I
was a trifle nervous about the start — all manner
of things may happen then — and once I was a
little disturbed in my innards — viz., when
Scintillant, admirably ridden by F. Wood,
seemed to me to hold an off-chance of upsetting
the favourite. If Jarvis's colt had done that, I
wouldn't have minded so much ; still, such a
turn-up would have been a bit of a shock.
What I desired was that Flying Fox might beat
Caiman, and, as I say, though I never doubted
before the start, nor after it, all the same, I was
in a ferment of excitement to which I have been
long a stranger, and I do not want any more
races like this.
The winner's reception was something truly
remarkable. The crowd rose at him. People
who pride themselves on not showing excitement,
people, too, who had not a bet on the race,
cheered, yelled, roared, waved things, threw up
their hats, and kept at such vagaries till the
Duke's colt was in the paddock. As for the
outside crowd, they fairly went off their heads
and wanted to take limbs off horse and jockey —
in a friendly way, mind you, but they didn't care
what they did take so long as they might collar
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some memento of the occasion. Poor Morny,
who as a great jockey is by duty bound to pull a
long face and look miserable, as if, for instance,
he has been most terribly, cruelly deceived by his
best friend— that is jockey etiquette after a great
victory — found excuse for seeming very cross
indeed. The tikes went for Flying Fox's tail
and they went for Morny, to pull hairs out of the
one and to pull the other right off the saddle by
shaking hands, just to show how they admired
him and how delighted they were that England
had beaten America. Mounted policemen —
several of them — intervened with only partial
success, and it was not long odds against horse
and rider being chaired into the pesage. But
for the police, I am sure the winners would have
been carried bodily. Flying Fox stood the
attentions quite calmly, otherwise an accident
must have been toward. As it was, all ended
happily, and amid a storm of cheers the victors
landed safely at the weighing-room door, where,
as a veracious chronicler, I must record that
professional etiquette broke down. What Brer
Fox said to himself I do not know. Possibly he
was lying low, for sure he wasn't saying nuffing.
But the last batch of cheers relaxed Brer Cannon's
facial muscles, and, good luck to him, he started
to interview Mr Manning with a smile on him —
Brer Cannon, not Brer Manning — that had to be
turned sideways before it could be got through
the doorway.
And now let me mention a very peculiar
circumstance. As a rule there are three demon-
strations— one as the winner passes the judge,
another as he makes his way to be weighed.
And then one more, a very big one, when ''All
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right ! " is declared. Morny had to wait to be
weighed in while a jockey for the next race
weighed out. He passed the scale all right, and
I went forthwith to the door to see what sort of a
burst of cheering would finish the series. Bless
you, the victory had been so thorough and
complete that there was no crowd to raise a cheer.
The official signaller waved his white banner, but
no one took any notice of it except the ready-
money bookies, who started, *' Pay, pay." All
the rest, I suppose, had toddled off to Messrs
Spinks's bars. Spinks and Co., of Bradford, are
the best and fairest refreshment contractors in
England, or, so far as my cosmopolitan experience
goes, the best in the world at this game.
As a rule, I do not take very much stock in
the old-fashioned-North-Country-fine-sportsman's
business. Because a school of Northerners
happened to do a great deal of Press work fifty
years or more ago, and naturally wrote their own
sort up, the world was taught to regard Yorkshire
as the true home of racing, and to "make up,"
the South, particularly that part of it round about
the London centre, was written down to balance.
One of the striking points was the mighty York-
shire roar. I am not for a moment denying the
Tikes' and Bites' ability in the noise-making Hne ;
but while holding all due respect for the real
champions, the Irishmen, who can do us all at
their weight, I fail to see where Yorkshire can
beat our Cockney lot. We were, on the Leger
day, treated to a very fine roar, shout, or cheer, or
what you please to call it, from the moment
Sceptre got her pretty head in front a quarter of
a mile away from Mr Ford's perch in his judge s
box, and a capital staying cheer it was, for it lasted
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till well after an official appeared at the weighing-
room door and held aloft a snowy, or, at any rate,
whitish banner tied on a stick, an act which is by
interpretation, ''All right." In the matter of
cheering I give credit where credit is due, but let
me ask, didn't we poor despised Cockneys let
ourselves go a bit when this same Sceptre won
the Oaks ? A Leger crowd ought to outnumber
the gathering collected for the last day of Epsom
Summer Meeting, and, no doubt, did beat it
considerably ; but I very much question whether
Sceptre had a bigger reception on her winning
race at Doncaster than on Epsom Downs.
That St Leger, ''my word and all," was worth
seeing.
Mr Coventry came out finely from a most
unpromising position, for if ever a little lot did
threaten to make a starter wish he or they or both
were anywhere else, this company might be taken
that way. Kicks were mighty cheap. First one
and then another became obstreperous, and more
than once there was fair prospect of a general
scrimmage. Sceptre on finishing the prehminary
canter and being turned round, went for a spin on
her own account up to the corner, where, so that
people might miss a most interesting part of the
fun, the horses used to be hidden for starting
purposes. Then when she came back, the
young lady did not want to go to the barrier, and
was only brought into position at all under protest.
Anyone who can cite a better start than Mr
Coventry made when he did let them go beats
me, for I never saw anything in the line nearer
to perfection. The dozen went together, all with
the same leg first, as a sportsman, charmed with
the performance, put it, and you could not say
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which led till they began to sort themselves out
a bit.
Then Caro did a wonderful thing for a pace-
maker. Being put in to make the running for
Friar Tuck, he actually went to the front, which,
as everybody must know, is most unusual under
the circumstances. Off went the Duke of Port-
land's second string, off and away, offing it to
such an extent that when he was abreast of the
Rifle Butts he must have been getting on for a
hundred yards ahead, and some of us wondered
whether he would ever come back to the rest.
Come back was the right phrase ; he would have
to do that to get beaten, because the rest wouldn't
think of going after him. For all the good he
did Caro might as well have been at Cairo in
Egypt or anywhere else, for no earthly connection
was established between him and the first horse.
No one took the least notice of him, no more than
if he had run out. He went on his way, they did
likewise, on independent lines. At last Caro was
done for and left Friar Tuck at the head of the
remainder, that was as the straight was reached.
Where was Sceptre ? folk asked. She was all
right, coming up fast, with Cheers going well.
Hereabouts Fowling Piece knocked Cheers's and
Cupbearer's chances out, and directly afterwards
Sceptre put in a typical piece of work.
Just as she did in the Oaks, the St James's
Palace Stakes at Ascot, and the Nassau Stakes
at Goodwood, she came and won her race in one
act, so to speak. Friar Tuck and Rising Glass
were ahead of her. Before you could say
''Knife," or "Jack Robinson," or anything else
you wouldn't think of saying, she had passed
them and settled down to show them what racing
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was like. The rest of the journey was accom-
plished to a tremendous accompaniment of
acclamation. Hardy steadied the mare quite
enough, though she had plenty in hand, and won
in a canter by three lengths. Rising Glass ran
Friar Tuck out of it for second place. Prince
Florizel was a respectable fourth. Mr Bob
Sievier, in a tall hat — a very scarce curio at the
meeting nowadays — got to the mare's head and
led her in, one vast substantial smile. What, the
filly ? Yes, if you like, and Hardy, too. The
crowd hoorayed like mad or blazes — and please
that's all, except that femme varie souvent, and
down went Sceptre in the Park Hill Stakes on
the Friday. The beautiful old poor turf over
which the races are held on the moor — or *' t'
moor," as it is locally called — always does make
good footing. Poor is a word I used advisedly.
When you have all manner of self-sown vegeta-
tion, each article struggling for life, and very hard,
too, against its neighbours, and all squeezed up
together without elbow-room — that is how is
manufactured the fine, springy carpet to make the
best going. "Short" is what folk used to call
this, which to a great extent resembles the Down
turf. Tons in front of the best that can be done
with made courses and seeding. One of the
mistakes of the day is preaching about thick
coverings of herbage. If you have a covering
with plenty of matted roots, you don't want long
stuff on top ; in fact, the two are inconsistent,
and the latter is apt to be very treacherous in wet
weather, because the muddy earth works through,
and horses slip about on it disastrously. Besides,
leaving the grass long hides inequalities, and, I
may add, is somehow apt to induce too much
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faith in rollers. Personally, I hate rollers, especi-
ally the heavy ones, and wouldn't have one on a
gallop of mine, except for use perhaps twice or so
in a year. You can safely bet a hundred to one
on a track treated by putting men on to see to
the hoof-prints and plenty of bush harrowing
against the latter-day over-rollered courses. If you
want downs spoilt, place a Young England trainer
of the Newmarket school in charge of a ground.
In a season — more particularly winter — he will
probably undo all the good an experienced
manager of the old school has effected in years.
Doncaster out of race times strikes the
habitual follower of the sport through which the
town pays its rates pretty much as does a great
public school during vacation, and that to me
always seems to suggest somebody's being dead
and about to be buried. I don't know why but I
never do go through one of our big schools when
the boys are away without expecting to hear a
bell painfully tolled. If you want to pass an hour
or two pleasantly — mind you, the moor makes a
very pleasant strolling ground and the avenued
high road thereto nice walking, when its great
width is left to the local traffic and not guerillaed
by wild "course wey " trappers — go fossicking
about the old stable-yards on the edge of the
town and study the plates on the doors. For
instance, past the cross at Bennithorpe, round by
the back of the two inns, the Doncaster Arms
and the Rockingham, the latter adorned with a
portrait of the 1833 Leger winner. There at the
portals of boxes and stalls, which in the ordinary
way of business shelter any stray nag or harness
horse, are fixed the racing-shoes of many great
celebrities, with performances painted in between
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the "iron," and if you have a memory these will
keep you busy so long as you care to stay,
recalling chapters in history, perchance long out
of mind till its elbow was jogged in this way.
Several times have I lazed away hours visiting
old friends' cards — you may almost call them
cards — and watching them fight their battles over
again. So I have in the Goodwood country,
whose villages near the coast are copiously
adorned with plates, frequently with colours, too.
We do not seem to keep up the custom now.
A pretty one it is, though, and a sporting : some-
thing in the way of the 'Varsity and other great
boat-race winners taking their oars home to hang
up and dry, or cutting an old boat up when she
really is done with, to make corner cupboards.
You would be surprised to find what a great
cavernous receptacle a section of an eight does
make, and what a useful one, too.
We scarcely make enough of the semi-senti-
mental side of sport and pastime, more especially
of horse-racing, as witness the fact that to only a
very small percentage of contests does other than
a money-prize attach. I can't help believing
that the old style of including plate — or, as the
irreverent athlete would say, pots — made towards
keeping interest in the game alive. Also, it always
has been a fancy of mine to treasure and display
memorials of achievements in and about training
stables. Achievement is quite the word here to
convey my meaning. Surely some sort of good
would come if, in the lads' big room, records of
the stable's best performances were displayed, if
only to give the young 'uns a good conceit of them-
selves. Personally, I am a firm believer in what
the extra-special amateurs, who may be practically
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making- a living out of sport by writing about It,
condemn so much — viz., getting something to
show for your racing. Honour and glory attach-
ing to victory ought to be quite sufficient to satisfy
the true-hearted sportsmen. I dare say that is
so, though I am wrong made enough never to
have felt that way myself. My idea is that you
can glorify yourself and be quite honourable
enough to pass muster, and at the same time
derive a lot of pleasure out of possessing prizes
you won. Something of the sort comes in about
the ancient racing plates I was talking about just
now, and I suppose breaks out in another way
with the noble red man's collection of scalps, or
the tough's notches on his gun, which is nowadays
a pistol. Leaving that unpleasantest side of the
question, let me repeat faith in any system which
keeps alive memories of a stable's or individual's
prowess by means of trophies. I do not suggest
carrying the idea to the length of hanging Derby
winners' and the like's colours in a church, after
the fashion of regimental colours or knight's
armour, but we might go some distance on that
road and be on the right one.
Now as to the public-house stables and their
adornments. Would it be downright stealing if
you, being an enthusiast, conveyed some of these
plates say, when you came across one, which a
great pet of yours wore on the day it did you an
extra good turn ? Of course, I am quite aware
that stealing is stealing even if you take some-
body's champagne, not because you want to drink
it, but in order to provide yourself with empty
bottles to put into his bed — a trick played on the
late Colonel North at one Doncaster meeting ;
but as regards these shoes, you would be helping
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yourself to something you prized very much and
which was not valued at all by the present
proprietor. On one particular tumble-down
door hard by the High Street in Doncaster are
half a dozen of the old recorders I covet. No one
seems to take notice of them, nobody takes any
care of the memorials. I now and then wonder
whether it would be any good offering new doors
for old, or offering to purchase the ancient stuffy
stall. Quite sure am I that opening overtures
for buying the plates themselves would be no
sort or manner of use, because the price would at
once jump right beyond the length of my tether.
No sooner do you approach a deal for a fancy
article than it soars and soars, and, damn it ! it
soars, as the Yankee said of the American Eao^le
when he endeavoured to make a speech. The
only way with a chance for you in it is to go to
work on the lines of the well-known bric-a-brac
dealer who, seeing priceless vases in a house to
be let furnished, successfully negotiated purchase
of the whole establishment, freehold, furniture,
fittings, fixtures, stock, lock, and barrel and all.
CHAPTER XVIII
CHESTER AND THE DEE
There is a river of Cheshire which also spends
some considerable part of its time in Wales, and
there is a river of Oxfordshire which devotes a
good deal of its wanderings to making a county
boundary or dividing line, and — must I say it ? —
there are salmon in both. Salmon there are, too,
in the Dee — to whom you may be introduced in
Welsh Wales as the Coed^ — but not so many
salmon as are represented to have come out of it.
Of that I am solid sure, because much of the
beautiful fish purveyed as grown on the estate
does, so to speak, carry a strong Scotch accent,
and has Caledonian names on the cases in which
it travels. Personally, I don't care where the
Chester fishmongers get their salmon, or how
they come by it. If you prove to me that it is
Dutch, and has been on ice for a week, that will
make no difference in my appreciation of the
Chester sample as the brightest and most
attractive-looking that comes under my notice,
and remarkably good to eat. It may be caught,
as it used, by the coraclers — patient, persevering
toilers, who only need to take off their clothes and
sit with a dash of woad on their skins to be
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ancient Britons, which very likely they are in
blood. What a body knows is that their goods
are there, and do look simply beautiful. If I am
asked what I consider the most remarkable
features of Chester on the good side, I should
not name the Rows first, nor the city walls, nor
the Cathedral, but the fishmongers' and poulterers',
and orreeno^rocers', who are also fruiterers, stores
— their goods are so clean and fresh and well
displayed.
For the Thames I always do stick up. I
believe that you ought to stick up for your river
on the Fatherland principle, and a bit more. But
I'll tell you where the Dee beats the Thames, all
ends up. Whoever bosses the business there
does what the Referee has begged and prayed the
Conservancy to do, and wasted its time at that.
About the Chester boathouses and along the
river's course you find posted plain direction
for navigation. There being only a little stream
above the weir, no need exists to give the craft
going against it the preference, as Is only fair
with a market current, letting those with the
stream come down In the middle and leaving the
slack water under the banks to such as have to
meet its force. Yet coming down-stream on the
Thames you must keep a perpetual look-out,
because of the misguided crowd who will make
their labour as hard as they possibly can. Dear
creatures, they don't know any better. Why
should they know at all ? No one ever told them,
and if they use their wits they are pretty sure
to go wrong, because they will follow on the
river the rule of the road for horse traffic or
the rule of the path for foot passengers.
Cyclists are the worst next to the attaches of a
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Thames-side boatyard. If you see a man or
men, obviously good scullers, going just wherever
they jolly well please, without the slightest
regard to their proper course, you can safely bet
that they have something to do with a boatyard.
If you hit on persons similarly offending, but
evidently not workmen, in a boat, you can tell
that they are cyclists, and are keeping on the
near side of the road. The river would be much
more comfortable if the populace were instructed
a little as the Referee has begged should be done.
Why not post at all the locks and on all the
bridges, also occasionally on camp-shedding, simple
directions for steering, as do the Chester Town
Council or Cheshire County Council or Dee
Conservators? Going up, say ''they," keep to
the right-hand side of the river. Come down on
the other, and there you are. If they would add
that anyone found guilty of standing up in a boat
while it is afloat shall be fined, and no one
allowed to get into one at all who cannot produce
a certificate of ability to swim, I would rejoice.
Please to understand that in praising the
Chester river authorities for publicly notifying the
rule of their river's waterway, I do not mean that
the same rules ought to be adopted everywhere
— only, that whatever the local regulations may
be should be publicly shown you. There is
another point in which the Dee's traffic-managers
score. The river seems to be so well cared for,
if you may use the expression. I couldn't help
noting the way in which snags and the like were
kept cleared, and snags in the Thames are a very
sore point with many of us. Somebody ought to
see that the banks are free from these dangerous
obstructions. On the face of it you would think
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that looking out for them would be part of a
riparian owner's duty. I regret to say that in
places these proprietors seem pleased if, through
a tree's falling or by other cause, navigation near
their banks is made dangerous. Anyway, I note
places where, as the tree falls into the water, so
it lies — at least, the part calculated to do the
damage does. The bulk is cut off and removed,
but the snag part remains, clearing it being
nobody's business except for the unfortunate
boating party who discovers it, to his craft's
injury. If owners ought to keep their shores
clear of such articles, why do not the Con-
servancy wake them up ? Their men know
every yard of the river, and could almost make
out a catalogue of all standing or fallen trees,
bushes, loose camp-shedding, old projecting rails,
etc. On these items reports should be made to
headquarters, and notices issued accordingly. If
the business really lies with the Conservancy
itself, that institution would make a large
constituency feel grateful if they did their work.
It seems impossible to believe that because you
happen to own a bit of land fronting the river
you are at liberty to let anything you don't want
slide into it. For instance, the other day, up
Sunbury way, I came on to a lump of concrete
which had been a river wall before it was under-
mined and tumbled into the stream. If the bank-
holder had not put it where he meant it to be on
land, it couldn't have got into the water. He is
responsible for its being there, and ought to be
made to get it out.
Between art and nature, Chester's river is
certainly a comfort and joy. Let me have one
of the remarkably pleasant easy-moving skiffs
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from the boatyard of poor Randolph Cook and
his still living partner, Mr Arthur ; and let me
turn out, not out of the boat, but on to the river
early in the morning before the trippers can get
afloat, and then you can couple me for self-
satisfaction and indifference to public opinion or
anything else with the Miller of the Dee himself
Possibly I might get tired of its scenery, which
is well enough in its way, only that the Thames
spoils you for it ; on the Thames we have flags
and fig-wort and tansy, and, for those who know
where to look for it, the yellow balsam, and reedy
places with sweet-scented rush and osiers, and
dabchicks and moorhens and water-rails, and a
tern now and then, and pollard willows, as also
maiden trees and beech woods, and all manner of
delights ; also drawbacks, which I do not discover
on my Dee voyages — but, then, you do not
always go out to do nothing else but look at
the scenery ; something is to be said for the
exercise, and under certain conditions a reason-
able person ought to be satisfied with the
diversion he can get even on the Lewes river
at low tide — voyaging on low water and Lewes's
only product between two walls of mud. On the
worst puddle I consider you can work yourself
into such a state of sublime satisfaction as to be
certain to run into something. You become
affected with such supreme admiration of your
own performance ; being safe from observation,
and the boat running well, you reach out just far
enough to get a lovely grip of the water, pull the
stroke right through, swinging well, and putting
on a mighty wrench with the wrists as you
feather in the Hanlan style, to make the hoick,
so telling with skiff sculling, and flatten your
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shoulders in fashion to satisfy the most precise
antediluvian 'Varsity coach. Doing all this or
gammoning yourself to that effect, I will defy
the devil not to find himself, ox fancy himself, just
a perfect model of what should be, and at the
same time mind his steering too.
It is not easy to go out of your course on the
Dee, but Cook and Arthur's confoundedly good
skiff did get me into collision and ashore once.
If my obstacles had been represented by a weir
or a burning bush, it would have been just the
same. The ship was so good and the work well
set, that, as I say, I was quite longing for some-
one to come and contemplate so much skill,
dexterity, and elegance, when day-dreams of
what never was and never would be being
realised were so rudely interrupted by a very
resistible force, the poor little skiff coming into
contact with that immovable body, the coast of
Flintshire, and subsequently another substanti-
ality in the shape of the Eccleston Ferry-boat, a
trifle only about fifty feet long, painted a bright
blue and lying broadside on. I do consider that
anyone must be sculling very charmingly indeed
to be able to take no notice of this striking
feature in the waterscape, although a boy in a
dinghy seemed phenomenally fast when I tried
to pass him.
Once when owing to recent rains the Dee was
liberally provided with flotsam in the shape of
trees washed off the banks, it gave me an interest-
ing interlude, because I became a spectator of two
good chaps in a boat endeavouring to rescue
what they thought was poor me upset, but really
was an old willow brought down by the stream.
That was an interesting experience, was it not ?
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for which my best thanks are due to the two men
from the White House who put it all on to get
to the supposed wreck and life-save your humble
servant. Thank goodness I have not been upset
on the Dee yet, except once, and then the
derangement was only of a painful mental order.
It was like this. For years I had looked at the
Dee from many points, and always settled for
myself that so far as continuous navigation was
concerned voyaging terminated just below the
boat rafts. 'Cos why? There was a weir with
a biggish fall — at least, always there was when I
saw it — and never a lock.
Take it this way. Suppose you came from
Chester to the Thames and became almost
familiar with Teddington, where was only the
weir we all know and no locks at all, wouldn't
you conclude quite to your own satisfaction that
the weir put a full stop to navigation downwards
of the stream ? I think you would. At any
rate, I satisfied myself at Chester, and never
dreamed of being wrong. Now, listen what
happens, and tell me whether you would not be
upset yourselves. Partner and self go out a-
double-sculling on a time schedule — so long to
get up to the Iron Bridge against the stream, so
much less to come back with it. First part of
the programme was carried out all right ; second
instalment, being entered on, seemed to hang a
good bit after a while. '' We're going home
slower than we came," says the partner. We
were so, but how to account for it deponent
knowed not. A few minutes later deponent
(that's me) didn't feel like accounting for any-
thing except the end of the world, for the pard,
in terror-stricken tones, came out with, "Oh,
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Lord ! the blessed stream's turned round and is
running up the river " ; and so it was, unless we
were both stark staring mad. For a bit we were
too flabbergasted to do anything except get to
the bank in case some tilting up of the world or
mighty local upheaval made getting on to land
desirable. Nothing seemed to happen, how^ever,
so we concluded to at least get back to the hotel
if we could and make sure of our portable
property, possibly calculated to be of some value
under the altered conditions likely to follow water
running up-hill to find its own level. When we
paddled back to the boatyard, lo and behold ! all
was pretty much as we left it, and the people
about the banks quite happy in their minds,
instead of playing the part of supernumeraries in
a scene such as Martin, the mad artist, delighted
to depict. All was serene, with no evidence of
the end of the world being due, except that the
river did still run up-hill, and the weir had
disappeared — which is to say, the flood tide had
risen over it, as was its custom, only we two
poor ignorant strangers did not know such a
thing could be done, and so funked our lives out,
though we didn't say so to each other.
The Dee bore, which did this, is a remarkable
sight when it comes in. You see the river as a
banked-in stream-way ends at Connah's Quay,
some eight miles or so below the city. There it
runs out over a vast expanse of flats, which one
wonders are not reclaimed, and so out seawards.
Over these flats the incoming tide gathers, and
in due course forces a volume of water up the
channel. At one moment you are by a low tide,
which is more just the natural outflow of the
stream than the remains of the tidal ebb. The
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next you hear a commotion as of an organised
rush, the river swells in height suddenly, little
white horses show, coming up where a peaceful
ripple slid down. You have the impression of a
wild run as of stampeded cattle, or a crowd racing
from danger or to attack in a narrow way ; waves
curl and swirl up the sides of the bank, low
water is turned into nearly high water at a
stroke, the hurly-burly ceases, giving place to a
steady-going, well-mannered flood, and if you are
a stranger ignorant of bores and eagres, you rub
your eyes and ask whether volcanic disturbances
are afloat or visions about. Anyway you must
be thankful that as an explorer of strange waters
you are not caught napping in navigating in the
face of so startling a disturbance, which really is
very alarming on the reaches that bend about
much.
Poor Randolph Cook I suppose turned out
such excellent little skiffs because he knew himself
so thoroughly how a boat should feel. In his
younger days (and he always seemed to me to
decline to grow old) he was one of the finest
professional scullers in the country. In his time
he coached several of the Oxford College crews,
and after a meritorious career on the Thames he
went to Chester in order to coach the Royal
Chester Rowing Club. To them Mr Cook
introduced the Oxford style of rowing, and
through his able tuition the club scored many
successes. He was the oldest boat-proprietor in
Chester, and one of the first to cater for pleasure
boating on the Dee. Very much pleasure was
he thereby responsible for to myself among count-
less other river folk.
There is plenty to give a good word to in
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Chester, and a deal of the other sort. Of late
I have generally "done " it from the George Hotel
at Knutsford — which is Cranford of fame. In
itself, Chester — the central city part, I mean- —
suggests cosy snugness, and is not too well off
for space in its thoroughfares, especially such
main arteries as lead to the Water Gate in the
Walls, and so to the Roodee. Now, when in
bad weather you get a big crowd, more especially
of the sort one experiences at this North- Western
racing holiday resort, the comfortable part dis-
appears from the snug idea, and you are more
impressed with a sense of being hampered till
''bunged up" seems language fully justified. It
was while trying to get away from the crowed for
a bit that by good chance I made acquaintance
with the interiors of some old houses in the
quarter which in the long ago represented the
west end of a county town that then was to the
country-side, for seeing life and town gaiety, what
the metropolis is to England. I love these
ancient houses — roomy, well, solidly built, for
which, so long as quality was assured, expense in
moderation was quite a minor consideration — and
envy the folk who, mostly with plenty of capital,
carried on in them their business or profession
on very easy terms, not being above their busi-
ness except physically in that the ground floor
contained the offices, etc., and the proprietor
lived in the upper part. Of all places Chester is
the one where you find finest specimens of these
old county-town mansions. I have qualified as
a kind of guide to the city and its objects of
interest from the God's Providence House and
its ancient carvings to the still more curious
samples of antiquity to be found in the small
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curioslty-shop dealers', reproductions of any
mortal thing you fancy, of any date you
like to mention, produced, like the oil in the
widow's cruse, so that everybody can find just
one left. From all these I feel inclined to turn
nowadays, having pretty well used them up as
well as references to Chester in former race times,
when the Grosvenor Hotel had a market as big
as all our sporting clubs put together, and practi-
cally anyone who had sense enough to see that
honesty was the best policy could not help
making a fortune if his head was screwed on
properly.
Chester in a race week does not alter much.
You are rushed at not quite so much as formerly
by the card and newspaper sellers. To make up,
the young savages who rule over passengers in
the tramcars are more truculent and brutally
overbearing than ever. Old furniture increases
within the city boundaries ; no age nor colour
barred ; all can be made while you wait. Plate
of various ancient dates, like hope in the human
breast, springs eternal in the Chester shops.
The food store, the fishmongers', fruiterers', etc.,
are, if anything, more attractive than ever ; the
early arrivals, if possible, fuller up than of yore ;
the local folk not engaged in getting a bit quite
up to their best form in looking out of windows
at the crowd ; tipsters hold possession of street
corners, as is their custom ; the fair goes as well
as could be wished, and the walk round the walls
and the look down on the new spring foliage and
the fruit-trees' blossom (much more backward
and therefore fresher than they would be at this
time in May down south) are as good as ever.
I should say that more Welsh folk gather on
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the Roodee for the Chester Cup than are present
at any other one time on a racecourse. A some-
what strange similarity between almost-forsaken
Derby- Day manners and customs and a certain
section of Chester visitors advertises itself still —
viz., extravagant get-up by some of the collier
companies who make up parties to go to the city
by road. An accepted stroke of humour is
for men to attire themselves in the other sex's
finery, and a good deal of music is brought in ;
but as regards that latter, you can bet any odds
you like on the Welshmen for harmony on
wheels. Nobody needs telling that the Taffies
are musical and take a lot of trouble with the
art, so that little villages turn out quite good-
class choirs. Unless you are versed in their
ways, however, you might wonder somewhat to
find freights of passengers by long-backed char-
a-banc and all manner of carriages, amusing
themselves on the way with quite classic pieces.
One never gets time enough to *'do" such
subjects as the setting out and returning home
of a colliery village expedition for the Chester
Cup. Someone ought to take the business in
hand and follow it right through from the first
steps towards assembly, generally at the pub.
where the carriage is moored, so to speak, wait-
ing for the crew and passengers to go aboard
before it can cast off The muster reminds you
a bit of the calling out of a pack of beagles
quartered among the hunt's own houses, or — the
other way about — of a flock of geese marched
home from the feeding grounds and dispersing as
their own particular domiciles are neared. They
come at all hours — say, from the first opening of
the inn — and as they filter to that centre, ''take
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something for it," and mostly keep on taking
something more for whatever *'it" maybe till
^* All aboard" is the order. Why is it that the
coal industry goes with taste for high-toned out-
ward adornment ? I make no intentional
reference here to red hair, which is a presum-
ably natural development where coalfields lie,
but have in mind that all-the-world-over miners'
taste for hues, like the ''just plain red and yaller,
hinny," which the collier's wife called for when
she wanted something quiet in neckties for her
Geordie. Is it that so much of their lives is spent
underground, and under grime, that when on the
top the pit lads make the most of associating
themselves with brightness ?
CHAPTER XIX
IN DEVONSHIRE
Devonshire, you say, is a large order. It Is,
and I only wish I could put it into my pocket,
or say just a nice little bit of it on the edge of
Dartmoor, for my own use at leisure. Circum-
stances over which I have no control generally
combine to keep from out of my reach all of
Devon that cannot handily be reached from
Plymouth. I have for many years made Ply-
mouth headquarters at Lockyer's Hotel, and am
always glad to be once more at this very excellent
establishment.
Always I can do with a spell in Plymouth —
by going out of it, that is, and it is one of the
nicest towns in England to get out of — a remark
I intend in its complimentary bearings. If you
do not exactly want to clear the town, or three
towns for that matter, you can do yourself well —
at least, I can — round and about the water part
(who can tire of the Hoe ?), but should you wish
to roam, facilities are great. One of the cheapest
ways of spending a week that I know is to treat
Plymouth as a centre port or depot, and go for
the excursion coasting trips, etc., which abound
on most reasonable terms. Perhaps a cheaper
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way is to work the railways and make for more
or less distant towns or villages, according to
your ability, with intent to walk back. Give
me Dartmoor, if only the edge of it. Grand air
it is indeed, and to my taste at its best where
you get a smack of the sea as well as the moor's
tonic, lung-filling brand. During my stay of ten
minutes or so — thanks to the G.W.R.'s splendid
service I was able to have two clear days right
in Devonshire — I went cattle-ranching to Ran-
leigh, a place not exactly on the moor, but
charmingly moorish in climate, whose proprietor,
Mr R. C. Cocks, was justifiably proud of his
herds' condition. I like beef, though a stranger
to milk, and I know what looks good. Here
were the creatures living on the fat of the land
and plenty of it, with richest of rich pasture and
finest of old hay fit for a racing stable ; water laid
on for them in every field, also in the byres ; the
ways about the homestead and sheds all as clean
as Mrs Sarah Battle's typical hearth for whist or
a Dutch kitchen, no dust nor dirt, never a
cobweb, hygiene being preached about the estab-
lishment in object-lessons wherever you went,
and, what makes always for health in animal
life, all dealings with them regulated with clock-
work or military punctuality. Who drives fat
cattle should himself be fat. I quoted earlier,
did I not ? Here goes again, because I cannot
do better in reference to the hands about the
dairy farm. They have good pay — mechanics'
rather than hinds' — short hours, and are smart
and contented. How do I know they are con-
tented ? I found that out very easily. Birds —
partridge birds, as poor old Nicholas used to call
them — -are wonderfully plentiful on the estate.
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That sort of thing is an almost sure guide where
much labour is employed and the game is near
to a town. Altogether, I was greatly interested
in my inspection, although, as I say, I never
touch milk and do not as a rule go for cow beef.
Still, I would always be content to take my
chance with any of the red-coated acquaintances
I made on Wednesday. They wouldn't make
the sort of cow beef you have to put up with so
often in Lancashire, and I may add that you do
get very excellent eating in Devonshire out of
the bovine sex, where the producers have one
fault — viz., killing too young.
At Plymouth South- Western Station, as ever
was, I got crowned with a — to me — really novel
epithet. The other man called me '^ a d d
T.G." He wanted to secure the corner seat I
picked out for the journey from Plymouth to
Waterloo, and made himself very nasty because I
wouldn't shift. As matters shaped themselves,
we had what the late Mr Bobby Ryan used to
call a '* heated alteration." The other man's point
was that he always had that seat when he joined
the train at Exeter. My contention was on the
** J'y suis, j'y reste " lines ; and, being in posses-
sion, I, so to speak, prevailed. I wanted to be in
a corner facing the line of march, to enjoy the
scenery as much as I might. Circumstances over
which I have no control — meaning the Editor —
required me to go by a fast train, which I would
never do if I were my own master and in no hurry
on my own account. Because, you see, I am all
for marking and enjoying the views, and while
one is being whisked along at x express-miles per
hour one misses fair chance of taking in the more
or less beautiful features of the land.
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I often wonder why our railway companies do
not make a feature of slow — as slow as possible
— trains through the picturesque lands they
pervade. (Please understand that I am quite
aware of the nasty things to be said about certain
services and want of pace.) For instance, take
a journey to Plymouth by the Great Western and
back by the London and South-Western Railway
Company. As regards the earlier stages I am
blase, because I have done them so often. But
after the Great Western brings me to Exeter I
am so interested in the outlook from the carriage
window that I count as only a trivial set-off a bit
of coal in my eye from the engine's priming. For
more years than I care to count have I enjoyed
the view between Exeter and Plymouth. So far
as Exeter I take things as they come, not being
keen except to snatch a glimpse of my old friend
Father Thames, who has given me some of the
happiest days of my life. But after the Great
Western Railway slides away from the Thames
Valley, then as far as Exeter, the panorama
appeals to me vainly except in its cues. From
Didcot to Chippenham I pass stations that are
points from which I might preach many discursive
sermons. Take Didcot and Swindon, for instance.
Around those centres, with leave to wander on to
the training-grounds thereabouts, I might hold
forth ad infinitum. Chippenham — why, I could
talk for a month about the stables handy thereto
and the old-timers. I spent many jolly days
within those quarters. From Chippenham, you
know, you can easily get over to some of the most
celebrated stables in the Wiltshire list.
I started, I believe, with a reference to the
other man, who called me ''a d d T.G." F'or
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the moment I did not quite grasp what he meant
was to be offensive about the T.G., and, though
I am a free and accepted craftsman in a lot of
travelling guilds, I was unable for a while to
understand how I came to be not only damned
but a T.G. It so happened that at the Lockyer
I foregfathered with an old man on the road.
Said commercial gentleman had strayed — as do
so many at Plymouth — from his own hotel to dine
at the Lockyer, and thanks to him I found correc-
tion. '' He called you a T.G., did he?" says he,
joining in the palaver after the old-fashioned
smoking-room style. *' He did," says I. ''Well,
then," says he, " I will tell you what he meant.
He affected to take you for a commercial traveller,
and, to annoy you, called you a T.G., which is a
Travelling Gent, as contrasted with a Travelling
Commercial Gentleman."
As to the ''T.G.," I only wish I was the right
sort of *' travellinof o-ent." — the commercial traveller
who finds or makes things pleasant. That we
have no better friends than the commercial
travellers, I know from practical experience. As
it is my lot to knock about a good deal, I do get
rather envious now and then of brethren com-
mercially travelling, and would like to swop with
them. There are, for instance, gentlemen repre-
senting houses who run their travellers on quite
old-fashioned lines, such as Huntley and Palmer,
and Peek, Frean, and Co. These firms' repre-
sentatives seem to me much to be envied. Some-
times I am almost persuaded to go in and be a
''commercial." If anyone is a travelling gentle-
man, I am that man. You see I am always
cutting about the country. As a cutter-about,
nothing pleases me better than to happen on a
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real old-fashioned commercial hotel such, for in-
stance, as the White Hart at Spalding. The
landlord is mine host not only ex officio but by-
inclination to welcome his customers as guests.
You are not a number, but Mr Somebody, and
your little likes and dislikes are remembered and
dealt with accordingly. The chambermaid knows
about the window being closed or open, and how
you want your bath. The waitress tells you what
you would like to eat rather than lets you make
out a bill of fare for yourself, and the boots not
only sees to the booting department, but has at
his fingers' ends all details of trains, junctions,
excess luggage, and innumerable details useful to
the traveller. The young lady at the back re-
collects your particular vanity, and takes care that
letters left over from a former visit are at last
delivered.
By way of a change one September, I
managed to take a turn at Devonshire steeple-
chasing, in fulfilment of a promise made to myself
a long while ago, and never redeemed though
frequently renewed. A great institution is
Totnes old-fashioned meeting — " Totnes and
Bridgetown Races and Steeplechases," as
described on the bill of the play, otherwise card
• — and one that all right-thinking sportsmen
should support and encourage as much as
possible. Grand-stands are provided gratis by
nature or circumstances unconnected with the
executive, and regardless of contributions levied
in support of the expenses of the establishment.
You can settle yourself in a gratis front seat, or
if you happen to make a plural, any number of
front seats, on the actual bank of the river,
which makes so important a feature in the land-
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scape and the list of obstacles to be negotiated
by the jumpers. There you have the advan-
tage of commanding a capital view of the proceed-
ings on the steep hillside, over a loop on which
two ''rings" are run, or nearly so, in several of
the races. You are also conveniently situate
for sending to the booths for beer or cyder, and
located, too, hard by the section of the Flying
Course led round the flat enclosed by the river,
the railway and the town side boundary of the
meads. An it please you, you may cross by the
ferry and ascend the hill up and down which the
gees run, and take a comprehensive bird's-eye
view of the doings. Say your taste is of a more
loftily soaring character, the edge of a great stone
quarry right opposite is at your service. Verily
at Totnes you can get plenty for your money if you
do not want to pay anything at all (that is slightly
by way of a bull, but you know what I mean),
and be almost as well off if you do care to go in
for contributing to the costs of the show, since
ring, stand, and paddock must be cheap at six
shillings over all. So far I have been writing
about the open, as we usually call it in alluding
to the free part of a course. There are precious
few opens nowadays, except where a pay-box is
open too, as a toll-taker not to be dodged. Still,
that is only a detail.
Now, please do not misunderstand me. I am
fully aware that there are two sides at least to
the question as to admitting the public free to
witness pastime. All I do now is to cite Totnes
as a specimen of a fine old-fashioned affair, which
by reason of its openness does an immense
amount of good in the cause of sport. Thousands
make their way there who would not go to the
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races if they were called upon to pay. If you
offered them a gate show instead of what they
are accustomed to, you would be without their
company, which, after all, is not wholly unprofit-
able, because they make the value of the sites for
booths and bars through their custom. You would
also, while getting rid of their patronage, very
likely miss their support and sympathy, their
votes and influence, when your pet pastime was
assailed by the anti-amusement gang. As it is,
you lose little that might be collected, strengthen
the power of sport in the land, and give the
populace opportunity for making holiday — surely
a worthy action. I would like some of the
reforming folk to pay a visit to the old Devon-
shire place, whose townsmen will forgive me for
chancing on the word *' reform." If these folk —
the anti lot — did not see much to please them,
they must be a poor-hearted crowd. Perhaps
all would not accord with their views. That is
not the question. The main thing is that these
sports, paid for by other people, do vastly please
the multitude and lead to no harm fairly charge-
able to their account. They have flourished on
sportsmanlike lines for years, and I hope will for
many more to come.
The stand, I mean not any of the free ones I
mentioned earlier, but the wooden one perched on
a convenient hillock-side, affords accommodation
for I won't say how many hundreds. You do
not as a rule associate the flower of a county — of
several counties — with presence in a race-stand at
four shillings per head. Yet in this cheap affair
was an assemblage which few of our swagger
courses can beat. Compared to Sandown it was
to my thinking, as Canterbury cricket ground in
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the week is to Lord's on a 'Varsity day.
Perhaps I am prejudiced, but I always fancy that
the ladies on the St Lawrence cricket field beat
their sisters at Lord's. To this theory, I am
aware admissible objection may be laid, in that
so many present at the one are also in evidence
at the other venue. But I do not give in farther
than to admit that this may be so, and get over
the difficulty by contending that those who grace
both fields look better at the Kent than the
Middlesex ground. As a matter of fact, there
were at Totnes many fair patrons of sport who
are well known at the '' Parks," Ascot, Goodwood,
Newmarket, etc. That, as I say, does not alter
my case, which is that I never saw a gathering of
typical English beauty to beat this one. In this
respect Totnes is indeed favoured, and also by
the support of all classes. Its racing is not
classically great, and naturally, where the acces-
sories are more or less temporary, some of it must
be of the rough-and-ready order. But if you ran
the Derby, the Ascot Cup, the Grand National,
and St Leger here all in one day, the really
influential patronage, as evidenced by attendance,
might not be stronger. The country-side, also
the townsfolk from near and far, could scarcely
take more genuine interest, nor would matters
pass off better as regards management.
To all readers, whether interested in racing
or not, who may be glad of pleasing novelty, I
say, go to Totnes. The town is quaint, its
church is very interesting (an old friend of mine),
the country round is beautiful, not counting the
Dart's charms, which have long been recognised
as, in Devonian eyes, some good bit in front of
anything that the Continent, Rhine and all, can
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show. Some of the pubs, are funny old shops.
The Bridge ought to be done, and there are
hereabouts reaches of the river which make one
want to look up the secretary of the Totnes
Rowing Club and borrow a boat on the spot.
CHAPTER XX
IN SOMERSET
What sort of a time have I not been having on
a big round in a short spell ! Wonderful — is it
not ? — what you can do if the trains fit in and
you are your own master, without appointments
to hang you up and prevent your keeping going.
Still, talking of engagements, I would be only
too happy to make one any time and cancel all
others if I might be certain of so charming a day
as I found one Wednesday in March, investiga-
ting North Somerset. Really, I had almost
forgotten what tonic weather was like, when the
air does more for you than the second go at a
tankard of champagne can — nothing ever did beat
the first bite if you wanted it. Such a bright
turn had not come my way for when ? — why, for
** never." The load of dull clouded sky seemed
lifted ; the breeze nerved one up ; the sun was
hot, not warm, but downright scorching,
burning hot ; the sea sent ozone into your
system on some wireless telegraphic system of its
own ; vegetation was stirring — you almost might
hear it ; the birds of the air, and the water, too,
went about their affairs with a hard-times-come-
no-more air of jollity and independence. All
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conditions were enjoyable ; you were — anyway,
I was — at the same time gifted to appreciate the
goods thrown in your way — which is mine — and
I thought Burnham a very fine place indeed to
pitch your tent in.
Burnham, is, or was, the word right enough,
but I suppose that I ought to have sort of broken
it to you and not sprung the name without
introduction. Let me go back and begin again.
In the first place, answering the question, which
Burnham ? let me explain that my Burnham on
this occasion was not anywhere near the Beeches,
an old favourite of mine, which I always associate
most with the conscientious informant who gave me
miles of directions how to make my way thence to
Farnham Royal ; he made a turn to the right or
left of every bend in the winding road. Neither
was it the place with the marching wood spoken
of by the late Mr Macbeth, nor Burnham-on-
Crouch, whence Rule, the old Mr Rule, who used
to reign in Maiden lane, in a low-pitched shop of
a very small old house, used to procure his most
excellent oysters — a shilling half a dozen with
bread-and-butter and a glass of stout, was the
price I first paid Rule pere. Further, I may put
out of this argument Burnham Market, a rare
healthy corner out King's Lynn way. The
Burnham I mean is on the estuary of the Parret
and Brue, and away down in Somersetshire, just
this side of Bridgwater, and on the sea-edge of
Sedgemoor. Now, concerning what I write of
holiday notes round about Burnham, Somerset,
please understand this : that I was so well
disposed towards everybody and everything,
because of getting strong air to breathe and
bright light down on my eyes, mid a hot sun on
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my back, that I could have said kind words of
a Black Country spoil bank, or Barking Creek.
I admit that I might overdo Burnham's recom-
mendations, but the merit is great.
I did not get there all at once, though I fared
well and might have been through earlier if I
pleased. Starting from Waterloo for a point on
the Bristol Channel seemed to me a queer cut.
However, it proved a most excellent way of
reaching North Somerset from London, and to
me had the advantage of making certain calls en
route handy. For one thing, I wanted to take
down some ages from a tombstone in Temple-
combe Churchyard, where is record of a fine
staying family. That object I accomplished in
hope of the memorandum proving of interest to
Refereaders. From the stone, which is, I think,
a slate, you find that a couple — Rufus a' Barrow
and his wife, Betsy a' Barrow — were interred
there, and six of their children. Here Is the
great record. Rufus a' Barrow, senior, seventy-
five years of age ; Dame Betsy, eighty-nine.
First to go of the next generation was Rufus the
second, aged fifty-four ; next one, R. Goddard a'
Barrow, sixty- two ; followed by Henry, who
stopped only one chalk short of the eighty his
brother Anthony reached. Last but one went
Betsy, who lived a year longer than her mother,
and saw her ninety years ; while Christian (or
Kitty) — was this a son or a daughter? Kit is
short for the male Christian — left at ninety-four.
Properly advertised facts like these ought to send
up the value of building land at Templecombe.
Glastonbury has long been marked by me as a
centre for exploring operations, which never have
materialised to my satisfaction. Still, I managed
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to sample the place at a run, so to speak, and, at
any rate, did the Tor, with its church-tower
remnant of the fine edifice said to have been
destroyed by an earthquake, and a carving of the
devil trying to beat St Michael in a weighing
match by putting his foot on the scale. Further,
I visited the George — I could not do the Abbey
properly and the inn also (formerly, according to
tradition, a house of call for Joseph of Arimathea
and Henry VIII.), so the former was remanded —
and Inspected Glastonbury thorns, which had
bloomed this — i.e., last — Christmas. The wet
season beat me this time from getting into the
peat country, which is not exactly like any I
ever visited before in Ireland, France, or the
Eastern Counties fenlands. Weird to come upon
as a stranger are the tracts of land where the
turfs are cut and stacked In conical "houses " such
as children build with boxes of bricks, and after a
fashion like to giant chocolate-coloured bee-skeps.
The country talks to you whole libraries about
Arthur and Alfred and the Norman swells, among
them Robert of Lewes, one of the De Warrennes,
who did Wells a lot of good ; Monmouth, who
did it a lot of harm, and Sir Walter Besant, the
best chronicler of that pretender's misbegotten
campaign ; and it suggests that, for the benefit of
succeeding generations, adding a second Van
Houten to cope with these West-country fens
would be extremely useful, since for all the old-
world glamour ague and such ought to be
anachronisms when you know what brings them.
However, give me the place as it is in ordinary
years before it has been altered or reclaimed
further, or done anything to or with, as one in
which to spend a happy week or two.
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From Glastonbury I made to Wells, a rare
nice city or town. Wells has water, good water,
heaping itself up at the springs and running over.
Also it has the Mendip Hills, inviting you to
climb into the keen air from the Atlantic. Wells
has one excellent hotel, the Swan, and maybe
more, and a big square, on which the Bishop's or
cathedral close makes. Clean it is all over, fresh
and smart are its lads and lassies — the latter with
complexions no town would allow long, and the
former a rolling mouthful kind of pronunciation
rather than accent, at first striking you as laboured
affectation. Elbow-room and lots of it is
apparently cheap and indisputably plenty in Wells.
Flowers grow about the town as if smoke was an
unknown quantity ; trees as if too many of them
had been committed to the care of barbers instead
of masters of woodcraft, for they seem to pollard
or poll every sort. There is reason in all things.
What, I wonder, is the one for pollarding elms,
beeches, oaks, limes, ashes, poplars, willows,
larches, and alders, when they do so well left to
carry up maiden growth. Whatever may be
the justification for the method, you do see it illus-
trated somewhat extravagantly. For instance, take
the line of elms by the moat of my Lord Bishop's
Palace next door to the Cathedral. I scarcely
dare get nearer than next door to Wells Cathedral,
for I must be on to Burnham, and you want a
week to do the Minster, more by token that the
guide-books are good and the grand architecture
appeals to even a novice. Then there is the
wonderful clock, with its men in armour outside
who strike the quarters and hours, the Jack who
sits up in a corner and kicks the strikers with his
spurred heels, and the mounted knights who run
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a tilt at each other, with result that one is
unseated in sight of onlookers, but put up again
''off."
Rowing men will find a couple of memorials
to carry them back to the eighties. A very-
beautiful window with the Eton arms and motto
and New College, Oxford's Wykeham's '' Manners
maketh the man," is to the memory of the fine
oarsman Douglas M'Lean, who died of enteric
during the South African war, and an Ionian
cross close to the cloisters to his brother Hector,
who succumbed to typhus in 1888. Sixteen
years ago, can it be? It seems more like five or
six since the two stalwart. Colonial-bred Scotch
lads — Hector was only twenty-four at his death —
were mighty men in a boat, while all the while
each a picture to the life of Mr Verdant Green,
spectacles and all.
Burnham I like much, though I can't quite
understand a breeze coming straight there from
its next-door neighbour over the way. New York,
being bracing. Bracing it is, though, as the
Queen's Hotel testifies through the bills of fare
provided by its proprietress, whose husband was
first to patent an advance specimen of the cricket
scorinof-boards now in use in various forms. If
claims had to be heard for this I should put in
one myself, and not expect to be beaten — but that
by the way. Overnight I made up my mind not
to take the village or town, because I had not
been there three minutes before I came across a
Kensit Wycliffe sympathiser haranguing a collec-
tion mostly of small boys on the Englishman's
rights to kick up a bobbery in church. Such
privilege may be one of our most precious heri-
tages for what I know, only I didn't go to North
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Somerset's sea or river board to hear bobberies
kicked up at second-hand on the shore, however
profitable the Kensit agent In advance may find
It to be alternately jeered at and cheered by the
young 'uns. However, the party was "off" in
the morning, and the loveliest day on — just what
you get in Norway and Sweden before winter
goes, but after the sun gets power to assert
himself between the night's frosts. The town is
like bits of a score of seaside resorts made into
patchwork — all of good materials, mark you.
The air is Lowestoft or Redcar ; the dunes or
denes might be borrowed from Southport,
Walcheren, Rossall, Rye, or Yarmouth, or, for
that matter, 'Frisco. No other coast-line of my
acquaintance has quite such good sands. I
wonder these have not been found out for training
when frost grips turf gallops. The natives of sea-
going persuasions are — as West-country water-
men-fishers almost Invariably are — kind-hearted,
respectful, self-respecting, plucky, strong chaps,
who have put up with much ill-luck quite heroic-
ally ; and the rural country hands amiable, hard
workers well affected to the stranger.
While difference between these two classes
displays itself automatically, you can hardly tell
quite where their spheres of usefulness should
begin or leave off. Sometimes it appears to be
the sea encroaching on the land, to the lord of
the manor's loss. Mostly the Crown or the
Admiralty has strong reason to call in the aid of
the law to restrain the land from going out to sea
and staying there on top. Meanwhile, pace local
observers, the denes grow, making a bigger
barrier between the water and the low-lying peat
country stretching over by the moors to Glaston-
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bury. Stone, hard and lasting, is cheap in the
district, and the bricks a credit to the country.
Houses crop up somehow, increase and multiply,
with plenty of space allowed ; the more building
is done, so much the greater range is devoted to
golf links, than which none more sporting.
Golfers may come, and houses be built for them,
also other good judges, visitors who recognise
advantages when they see them. The country
behind the denes is unaffected, and not to say for
a moment spoilt. The wild birds of the littoral
seem to care no more than the mosses and stone
crop, the sedge and the short turf, bonds and
weights to nail the sand where it settles after
working up from the sea. Listening to them
made half a whole holiday, to the birds I mean —
the sheldrakes and the sandpipers, the gulls and
the brent-geese, the ordinary wild ducks, and
the curlews, apparently sentinels on duty for the
whole army of what shall we call it, millions, well,
tens of thousands. Larks do not, I believe, go
out to sea for the purposes of singing com-
petitions. Still, the Burnham larks, by name
legion, were hard at it, at any rate within earshot,
when I was half a mile from the shore-line trying
to catch the shell-ducks napping so as to mark
their bright-coloured trimmings. Many took
flight and settled before my eyes, ideal embodi-
ments of fancy flying dragons ''sketched" by
myriads of sandpipers playing follow my leader,
after the manner of their kind, to an accompani-
ment of sharp shivery whisperings as the flock's
wings cut the air.
If you go walking at Burnham, please under-
stand need for choosing between occupations and
sticking to one. Golf on the most sporting course
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will occupy your attention sufficiently without
attending to the world beyond the denes, so will
going along them for the non-playing pedestrian.
If aquatically inclined, make for the fine hard sand
to take observations ; and if you can walk, go
ahead laterally, I mean not over towards Cardiff,
but, as with me, straightway till through the
haze looms a mighty barrier, a last link of the
Mendip Hills, a spur without a principal to
buttress up, cut off from the range by the estuary
of the Axe, across whose waters is Weston-super-
Mare.
Brean Hill I believe this peninsula is called —
and a grand view you get from its back when you
have mounted, only it wants a bit of mounting.
A fort is up on the high ridge, but a long way out
of sight. Not a soul did I find, though evidences
of civilisation were apparent in the shape of an
empty beer-jar and a tin house. You could not
miss your way there, though without the services
of a guide, because the sea told you very plainly
not to go to the right or left, and in my case appe-
tite set up a big finger-post lettered to the Queen's
Hotel, a hint I took more sharper and more by
token that I had to call at the — how did the
Sussex man describe a house the other day, four
square bobblewise, I think he said — Burnham
Church, with its leaning tower, made of an
enduring stone, now adorned by a slab let in to
commemorate its jubilee restoration. The slab,
I may mention, is crumbling already on its face.
Fain would I have extended my holiday stay and
tour, but the full day cribbable was running itself
out, and I must make acquaintance with Cheddar's
cliffs before getting back to business. Is it
irreverent to admit that, liking the pickles, I
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resolved to try the sauce again ? One turn up
that hilly pass between the great crags settled me.
I don't mean that I was settled by the climb on
the road, please understand. You do not catch
cliff-climbing beat me, because it did not, though
in places the wind attacking you in between the
sky-high walls played on and twisted you about
like a stream of water from a steam fire-hose.
What I do mean is that finding twenty-four hours
barely sufficient to combine perfect rest with doing
properly the places and the travels hereinbefore
mentioned, I was settled by Cheddar's charms in
resolution to explore the district systematically
and at lower pressure.
CHAPTER XXI
IN AND ABOUT BATH
I GO to Bath more, in short, io go to Bath than
for the racing there the last week in May. 1
am always discontented while doing the meeting,
because I vastly prefer being in the town and
fossicking about the shops and the grounds to
trudging or being lugged up the dreadfully long
hill to the course, with certainty of being smothered
and choked by dust on the out journey, and a
quite promising chance of a smash on the down-
ward. At no other place can you find such
attractive shops. Surely this must be a rare good
settlement for sensible people, who like to see
what is for sale and buy for themselves, instead
of leaving the catering to others. The best of
everything appears to me to come to this mart,
and is turned over at most reasonable rates. A
prettier show than a well-dressed fruiterer's shop
window makes is difficult to name. All the Bath
shops are well dressed, everything is so clean
and bright that you feel inclined to order the
stock en bloc. London is all very well in its
way, but for pleasure in shopping give me Bath.
Where do the linen-drapers (are they linen-drapers
where the dresses are sold ?) or the haberdashers
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— thank goodness ! I do know what a haberdasher
(word of reproach in *' Pickwick") is — display-
so much taste (not in London) or the furniture
people collect so skilfully ? The tailors, London
swell builders, make a merit of aping banks or
government offices and appearing as private-
housey as possible, instead of using the natural
advantages attaching to window frontage in an
expensive situation. Inside you can view their
treasures, in a bad light. Bath does give you
a show in the front of the house as well as inside.
What with one trade and another's exhibits, I
can always amuse myself well for a day or two,
only I do not get the days.
Bath's personality lets it change in the times,
but scarcely with them.j It holds still, from
the Georgian period, its strong individuality
as a centre to which people with money to
spend and no apparent necessity to work and
earn it resort, a haven for valetudinarians, a
county town where ''county" really does mean
something of more than merely geographical
significance, and society is apt to be exclusive,
not to say stuck-up, or — shall we say ? — sufficiently
conscious of its own importance. About the place
hangs a strong flavour of the Spa days during
our inland watering-places' long, big innings,
scarcely to be understanded of the present young
generation, who cannot quite make out how a
watering-place can be so at all without a sea-
shore, the sea with it, and, equally important, a
pier. Structurally the Fair City has altered very
little, I fancy, from its Beau Nash days, because
the cheapest building material is stone, and that
naturally lends itself to the old-style scheme,
adopted from the beginning of fashion's catching
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on to the town. Socially, Bath has sobered down,
and now does not at all strike one as a rendezvous
for going the pace. But it always reminds me
of ''the Old 'Un," Charles Dickens, and of the
Inimitable's sketch, a highly-finished one — no,
not of the Pickwickians, Mr Weller, the foot-
men, and the swarry, but of another fine word-
picture — Flora, of *' Little Dorrit," the voluble
and amiable relict of Mr F., with whom gout
fiying upwards soared to higher spheres. Look
up your ** Little Dorrit," good readers, turn to
the description of married life as not romance
but solid comfort with any little thing, such as
early lamb or asparagus, thrown in. That is
the way Bath appeals to me viewed through
the windows of the excellent York House Hotel,
or Fortt's, best of restaurateurs. Fortt's at
Bath and Parker's at Manchester, with Booth's
(Fortt's uncle) at Birmingham, are three firms to
remember.
I have pleasant memories, which cannot be
too often revived, of most localities indicated by
the stations on the Bath line. Glimpses of the
Thames, Loddon, and Kennet I find refreshing,
and so are peeps at the high downlands all the
way down before Didcot, right on to past
Chippenham. A great help to filling yourself
from bottled-up stores of pleasant outings is to
know the highroad as well as the railroad, and
in seeking such knowledge I have, I am glad to
say, been ever diligent, finding always due reward
therefor. Perhaps being still inclined that way
accounts for my making the worst of Bath meet-
ing to myself, and going fossicking on the line
of march instead of haunting the racecourse.
The end of May is a good time for the
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tramper — a countryman at heart, however, he
may appear to the metropolitan cabby, who,
taking him for a yokel, wishes to charge him
accordingly. A backward season is, I am afraid,
the nation's loss. To anyone unable to gad
about earlier, and who has missed the proper
spring effects but is free to range now, it can
count as gain. In most years the country-side,
though beautiful entirely in summer, falls short
in variety of late spring's tone, for as foliage
develops towards maturity your view becomes
more limited, although, perhaps, greater selection
of detail offers. In the leafy month of June you
arrive at a stage when you can't see the wood
for the trees or the trees for the woods, and
individuality of colour and shade is far less
marked than earlier. An oak is in ripe summer
pretty much an oak, though gradations from
olive to apple-green do count. Certainly, then,
the faithful painter might catalogue a many
shades, according to soil's and weather's tinges,
but give me the real spring budding leaf ere
rough gale or scorching sun has staled or even
adolescent age can wither its infinite variety.
When the primroses are nearly over, but not
done with by any means, and the cowslips are
long in the stalk, the bluebells rich in blue, and
the wood anemones having their innings ; when
the buttercups gild the meadows with glow,
deluding you into thinking the sun shines, while
delightful "growing rain" is Scotch-misting you
into rheumatism, that is the time. Then the
speedwell makes brilliant sapphire patches ; the
green money is throwing up its flower stalks ;
and the orchids — / call them orchids, bother
whether they are orchises or not — are beginning
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to come on ; the spring flower, as the Welsh call
marsh marigolds, are steadily staying ; and the
dog violets and wood sorrels are flourishing ; the
laurels are thick with bloom ; the forest trees
mostly thick with blossoms ; the old sombre
green branches of the spruces are tipped with
dainty green ; the larches' spines are tenderly
new ; the limes' leaf-bud's sheaths thickly strew
the ground ; and all manner of humble flowers
are at their best ; such as our white and yellow
nettles, and that sort.
Then, friends, is the season of the year when
comes my delight on a shiny or eke a rainy day.
All is fresh and delicate to soothe the eye. Talk-
inor of humble flowers, I went into a little church
down Sceptre — I mean Shrewton — way, and
found it — the church, not Sceptre — decorated
profusely with the wild spring flowers just noted,
and very beautiful the effect was. They were
sheep-washing down the way which was mine
pro tem., and a Bedfordshire farmer, an emigrant
to these Wessex parts, told me a yarn about his
grandfather and wool, showing that John Bull
can be obstinate sometimes. *' When the old
gentleman died," says my newly-made friend,
who drove thirty miles to do me a turn, "he had
tons and tons of tods put away, some for forty
years. In all that time not a fleece would he sell
because the price didn't suit him, and for lots of
it which fetched under sixpence he had refused
half a crown."
The oaks provided more changes of brown
than you could find in all the paint-boxes ever
turned out, unless you did a power of skilful
blending of burnt umber, sepia, chrome, and the
Vandyke which in scenery serves all purposes
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from Indicating your subject to scumbling in
your background. Just right they were, with
pendent bloom tassels a long way ahead of the
ash, for the most part hardly sprouting, and
many frost-nipped in the bud at that, as are the
walnuts, ever deliberate in putting forth their
shoots. The oak is before the ash this year, and,
no mistake, a good winner, but in a terribly slow
race. These two have been muddling on while
the grass has been making hay or getting along
so, sunshine or not ; and talking of oaks, we will
cut the rural rides cackle. No more words from
me about the parks and the cottage gardens, the
grey-green down hills and the water meadows,
the old stone houses, and the cool cots ; also the
cider, which goes better in higher temperature ;
the nests and the fledglings with scolding parents,
who had much better keep their mouths shut and
not cry out before the youngsters are hurt,
because all their nagging only gives the where-
abouts away ; the cock pheasants cavorting and
showing off to distract the attention of their or
somebody else's- — they don't care whose or which
■ — good ladies full of household cares with roving
families ; the jack herons all going to bed at the
same time, and their spouses ; the wild duck, who
must make a splutter when jbysie hour falls ; and
the moorhens, who, male and female, would be
old-maidishly consequential in face of a midnight
earthquake ; the butcher birds and their larders ;
the blackbirds and thrushes, who must look
ahead to a plentiful diet of worms — they seem so
glad because of rain ; the larks in heaven's gate,
and the little dabchicks, under the water when
you look for them ; the golden gorse, marvellously
full of evidence that kissing is in season, and the
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broom, which can make as brave a show now
and stand three times as much frost as can furze
in winter.
Admiral Nelson, K.C.B., he stayed in Bath
once — there is the house, and there is the tablet
on it, alive to witness. Fossicking in Bath's
ancient crony, Bradford-on-Avon, I very nearly
bought Lord Nelson for a dollar. He was on
offer at the price. Now, I ought to have made
more than five shillings out of faking up a yarn
with the purchaser of the relic (made while you
wait) — not your humble servant, but a British
Jack Tar all *'belayings" and ''avastings" and
*' slack hoistings " with a pigtail at the back of
his head, a quid of pigtail baccy in the front of
it, a rolling gait, and breeches a foot wider over
the toes than on the knee. Jack, naturally,
seeing Admiral No. ''one hundred and eleven"
on sale in Staffordshire ware for a crown, with a
beautiful blue uniform, a sprigged satin waistcoat,
white silk stockings, three-cornered hat, and wig,
also the regulation number of ones — one eye, one
arm and one telescope under the surviving wing —
must in the story to be written be indignant.
Then would he proceed to terrify the shopkeeper
with strong salt-sea-seasoned oaths into charging
him a guinea — not a farthing less — for the
Admiral's effigy in Staffordshire ware, a really
excellent fairing, and convoy him off to partake
of much punch and toast drinking. There is the
scheme all ready. I am too truthful. I couldn't
''make up" like that. So also is Mr Pyke, of
Bradford-on-Avon, furniture dealer, too truthful —
at least, for the second-hand branch of that trade.
" The Admiral seems very cheap at five shillings,"
said I. "I am not selling you this except as
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modern," he explained. Now wasn't that honest ?
Phenomenally so, I think. '"This," a very clever
replica of the old fairing, would take in anyone
except a real expert, and is now made by the
thousand weekly on purpose to deceive. I
thought I would mention Mr Pyke to favourable
notice. You don't often come across a sort like
this.
What do you say to a smart, sharp little
silky Yorkshire terrier making believe to manage
a herd of dairy cows, just for all the world as if
he was a drover's dog brought up to the business
and put in command ? You wouldn't stand that
yarn, would you, unless you saw the creature
acting as described ? Quite natural, too, to be
doubtful. Still, I assure you, I did meet with
the tike, and a good tiny sportsman chap he is
too, who could live comfortably with a large
quart pot for his kennel. That was at Freshford,
between Bradford and Bath, about where the
Avon is joined by the Frome, and is so very
pretty. For the matter of that, so is the canal,
which I recommend to entomologists as a profit-
able hunting-ground. Always a beautiful stretch
of country, this Avon valley is particularly
attractive with the fruit trees and the forest trees
in flower, everything brand new and free from all
mark of wear, and the meadows and woods
carpeted with flowers. I should have lost badly
over said blossoms had anyone taken me on and
offered to bet I did not name what made a bank
white by the acre. Wood anemones, I should
have said, and bet, too. But nary an anemone
was there, only *'ramson" by the acre. Though
pretty to look at, this is not so nice all round,
seeing that the stem smells about twice as strong
of onion as garlic can.
CHAPTER XXII
ASCOT AND NEWBURY
"Aristocratic Ascot" was a line we used to
see on the sporting papers' contents bills.
''Indents," ''cross-heads," and the like were not
then in use as finger-posts to guide the reading
traveller to different stations on his journey-
through the long columns ; and if you wanted
to know what was being written about, you had
to wade through the lot or on towards that way,
or refer to the "bill." "Aristocratic Ascot" the
late Mr Henry Feist (Hotspur II., his brother
was the first) christened the Royal meeting,
partly out of desire to achieve alliteration, also
because of truthful aptness which was not quite
so discoverable in 'Appy 'Ampton or Glorious
Goodwood — two other little bits of nomenclature
for which Mr Feist was, I believe, responsible.
Curiously enough, the first is a singularly smart
bit of naming, for while what is, or passes for,
aristocratic certainly gives the racing a tone,
that same is the note of the neighbourhood, the
one the locality desires to strike and impress on
you. To take the village — "city and suburbs,"
the people of the country call it — as its denizens
desire the place should be taken, you must not go
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there during the rush and turmoil of its sporting
week, when, though great personages are
plentiful, so are the middling, and even less
distinguished, whom extreme nobility might
class as common, and the unmistakably unde-
sirable, who are a class with no class at all,
poor creatures. No ; to give the settlement a
fair chance of doing itself justice in your eyes,
you should occur In the quite off-season, when
racing Is out and hunting is in, and some
greatness has got up a bazaar or a concert at
the Grand Stand, or a dance Is on.
Then, also on the arrival of the fast afternoon
after-business train, you get to understand what
Ascot's proper form Is according to its own
estimate. If smartness and neatness and the
pride said to ape humility — who shall wish to
go scatheless If this is a fair impeachment ? —
whose outward and visible sign is most precious,
evidenced as it is In everything being as good as
can be without evidence of fiashness — are indica-
tions of the aristocratic, then Ascot is O.K. If
keeping houses and grounds in apple-pie order,
driving and riding good horses, and, generally
speaking, going about as if you enjoyed life and
could afford to pay for the privilege, is In the
aristocratic line, again O.K. is the word for
Ascot — or are the letters. And the roads ! Old
as I am, obese as I am, broken down all round,
and standing over at the knees, with a touch in
the wind, and all the rest of the little afflictions
which do not permit of your passing the vet.,
though they do allow of your doing a hard day's
work seven days a week ; crock that I am, I
declare that I scarcely ever get on Ascot's
highways in fine weather without wanting to
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break into a canter instead of walking. Find
me a better word than aristocratic, and I will
make it complimentary to the sand-topped roads
round about this centre of Berkshire. One day
in the middle of January I bested the railway
company in the only safe way not involving
original — no, not sin — outlay for carriage, and
toddled over from Windsor to Ascot and back,
and was very glad I did. I wonder whether the
King has got a new road-mender-in-waiting.
Either he has, or the old one has improved, for
the going through the park was excellent indeed ;
and so it was in the forest and right on to the
Royal Hotel, to reach which one passes the
Crispin, well beknown to the Great Western
Railway Company's passengers for the meeting.
The light was not so bad for an early January
afternoon. You could scarcely desire a better
roadway. There were the birds having a last
word before going to bed, and the deer marching
about in what always seems to me as rather the
manner of superior beings and in aggressive
**tone of voice." As the day darkened among
the forest trees the great old pollard oaks looked
more ancient, time-worn, and altogether interest-
ing than by full light ; the owls had begun saying
their say before the jackdaws had finished (these
blacks never do finish, and, I believe, talk in
their sleep too) ; you could hear the small deer
rustling in the dry leaves if you could not see
them ; the cock pheasants had something to
go crock, crock, crocking about (a discontented
vocalist is your pheasant all the world over) ;
partridges were carrying on companionable-like,
as if already thinking of setting up house-
keeping ; a stray rabbit or two was out and
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about, and now and then you might spot a hare
whisking across the road. Plenty there was to
amuse a body who kept a look-out, but in five
miles I don't fancy there were five people on the
line of march to be amused. On the return
journey, by daylight, only a few more were dis-
coverable— say, five to the mile, counting the
road-menders.
Ascot being a name hardly anybody hears
without some interest, and its sylvan approaches
— there are several, you know, through Windsor
Parks and Forest, good going and pretty — it
would be an appropriate spot to hold classes
in the walkers' college for which I have such a
fine scheme (which will never be brought out).
It will include various side-show branches, all
of them carrying nice pickings attaching. The
nation will run the college, with yours truly as
boss, and I will see to the branches where the
money is to be made easily on my own account.
Among these supplements will be the guide
department, and others calculated to pay are
the equipment and remedial bureaus. When
anything special is on, also when there is not, our
college will supply the public, or at least
I will, with qualified perambulating instructors
to personally conduct parties to and from the
scene of action, if there be any action, otherwise
with the simple object of going there and back.
The college (which I mean to say myself) will
put the conducted in the way of purchasing our
brand of coats and hats, and collars, ties, waist-
coats, jerseys, shirts, socks, and all — never a cap,
mark you. Caps are the worst invention ever
created to keep your head hot and thin your hair
down. The College Patent Foot Preparer, also
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the Chafe Preventer, another proprietary article,
the Catch-cold Obviator, and the Lissomness
Assurer will be at pupils' service, and so will a
whole library of route books, teeming with infor-
mation in bright, newsy form and heavy with
advertisements. Altogether we shall, if* we
strike while the iron is hot, pretty well make our
fortunes — one of us will, your humble servant.
For the populace has been so freely informed of
late that it can walk if it likes — the information
coming for the most part from people who
manifestly never could walk themselves — that a
fine market was open.
Speaking seriously, there is the making of a
pleasantly earned income out of taking up the
walking guide business professionally. I wonder
how many answers I should have received to an
advertisement offering to personally conduct
eligible parties from, say, Datchet to Ascot and
back during the race week. Of course, you must
chance the weather, and might have bad luck ;
but, given good, "what larx," and what a time
the talker can have letting off his local lore !
Once I had the pleasure and honour of taking
our Editor over some of the ground — bossing a
class of one. We didn't go the shortest way,
but did ourselves well, beginning at Datchet
churchyard's smith's tomb, showing in miniature
all the implements of the farrier's trade. The
church lasted us a long way, because of a
beautiful gipsy funeral I saw there once, and the
strange doings of the tribe, which, as my class
had not heard, I related to him, including the
affecting anecdote of West Drayton's burned
Grand Stand and the coup manque. We had,
I recollect, to hold over for a mile or two the
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history of Datchet's wooden bridge, carried away
in a flood, and Datchet Ferry, with consequent
right-of-way across the Home Park to Windsor,
carried away by Act of something when the rail-
ways were permitted to make entrance into
Royal Windsor, and the public were given with
one hand a great deal which was promptly taken
back by the other. If I remember rightly we
nearly allowed ourselves to stray off on to the
towpath along to the Bells of Ousely — locally
corrupted into Boozely — but were kept in the
right way by prospect of calling at the little
house on the left opposite the Royal Gardens,
where at that time the connection was almost as
much French as English. A queer little colony
settled in Old Windsor, having to do with Queen
Victoria s tapestry works. Capital fellows, very
fond of fishing and not bad at boating, were the
men for whose behoof all manner of foreign
drinkables and eatables were introduced into the
tiny village. For instance, at the small pub.
you found staple articles of refreshment in ver-
mouth, cassis, claret vended as Bordeaux, coffee
on hand at very short notice, and the constant
smell of stale cigarettes that qualifies the French
cabaret.
Instead of bearing up to the Union gate and
edging across, so as to leave the Copper Horse,
who looks out from the crown of the Long Walk,
we for a particular reason trudged straight on up
Priest's Hill in order to interview the herd of
wild boars and other undomesticated porcines
preserved in a compound for table purposes. I
don't like wild boars, except to eat, and am
always half-afraid of a big old domesticated pig.
What couldn't a weighty farmyard creature of
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this sort do with its tremendous jaws if it pleased
to go at you ? Besides, I once was all alone in
a great German forest — one vast wild piggery
■ — with nothing but slippery barked beech-trees
two or three feet through, and thirty up to the
first semblance of a branch.
We cut across to the White Lodge and the
charming little church hard by, and then down
the hill and over to Sawyer's Gate, making
company then with the crowd who had padded it
up Queen Anne's Ride, the shortest, or, as a
Yorkshireman would say, the gainest way from
Windsor. You come out a little distance from
the starting end of the Royal Hunt Cup course's
alleged mile. My word ! what a hot day it was
that we did this walk, one of a whole row to be
mapped out in getting from Datchet to the
Grand Stand. Ascot week is by no means
always hot — nor dry. I have had many a
drenching on homeward journeys from the Royal
Heath. Which year was it I got wet to the
bone crossing the park from Sawyer's Gate to
the Union — another of the great chase's
entrances and exits ? Curious, is it not, that
close to the latter, which no doubt derives its
title from proximity to Old Windsor Workhouse
(which, I may once again repeat, is a beautiful
Queen - Anne - baronial - hall sort of structure,
designed by the late Sir Gilbert Scott, who only
beat the late Judge Clark by a head after a
dead-heat in competition for the job) is a near
neighbour to a ''Union" pub., another styled
the Oxford Blue, which between them give the
locality a strong 'Varsity flavour ? Let me explain
that our college (which is to be) would not
grumble at the temperature being low for our
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outward journey to Ascot, or anywhere else, with
the walking pupils, because it is a great and
desirable thing to avoid getting really warm on
your way to a halting-place unless you are going
to change, as well as dwell there. New hands put
it on to finish a walk, but that is a very bad
plan if you are going to stand about.
Perhaps you may inquire what I would sub-
stitute for the unwholesome cap. Precisely the
headgear associated with Ascot races — the topper
of Society. People run down the stove-pipe. I
would never put anything else on — as headgear,
please understand ; I do not intend anything in
the Lo the Poor Indian line — if I could arrange
things my own way. First, because I consider
it the most comfortable wear ; second, on
account of its being the cheapest, and it is
wonderful how sensitive most of us are about the
article. One of the oldest Covent Garden
Market stories is of a much-respected salesman
who, while the big blaze of the theatre was on,
found himself in a dense crowd, and a tall hat,
with all the morning's takings in his clothes, and
some pickpockets of his acquaintance for next-
door neighbours. They knew about his money,
and he knew they meant getting it, so kept his
hands fast in the pockets where the gear was.
All manner of dodges did they try. Such
friendly pleasantries as flicking his ears with
their finger-nails and grinding his toes with their
boots did they inflict. He stood that, and the
money was safe. They bunted him in the small
of the back with their knees and pinched him in
the soft places. So much in the way of physical
torture he endured manfully, and held the bank
all right. Then they called him names and said
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spitefully libellous things of him and his relations
— things to which the Eastern " May dogs defile
the grave of his grandmother " were courtly
compliments. If anything would make a man
'*put 'em up," the marauders' remarks must ; but
poor chap, he couldn't put 'em up without taking
them out of his pockets, and the wickeder became
their persecution the more determined was he to
stick to his stuff. Alas ! though practically
armour-plated nearly all over, there was the one
weak spot by which the whole strength of any-
thing is to be gauged. Figuratively speaking,
and without regard to anatomical accuracy, he
had an Achilles' heel on the top of his head, with
fiendish malignity one of the bandits turned his
smoking, juicy quid out and gave his prey to
understand what he meant doing with It, and
that was to dab It on the top of the tall hat.
They could, and did, pay Into his tender parts,
corporeally and cruelly lacerate his inward
feelings without moving him from his line of
defence. Having his faith, also the fair fame of
his female family, assailed had been nearly, but
not quite, enough to rouse the British Lion, but
the quid put the finishing touch. If anything
should be sacred the silk hat must. Out came
his hands to defend the cadey ; in went the
prigs'. In saving his hat he lost every shilling
of his money.
With everything up to date at Newbury Races,
I have been much struck by an unaccustomed
sensation of old-fashionedness over all. Further,
something seemed to be missing to fit In with
the mysterious Impression that this was not a
new but a very old going concern. Walking
to and from the course from Newbury I
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found explanation. Within the town you came
on a class drawn by the races, people whom
you seldom meet on occasions like this, knowing
enough on sporting matters in their way, but
not bearing the usual stamp of the accus-
tomed racegoer. They filled all the inns as
on an extra-special market day with no business
to do, except eat, drink, and be merry, and
thronged the streets, a very large proportion on
wheels. From all quarters they came, as you
might find out by getting about on the roads a
few miles out, where the ''half-way houses"
along long lines did rare trade, both with going
and returning wayfarers. On all hands you
heard great rejoicing that *'we" were going to
have races now, and make no mistake about it,
the folk of the district have only just now had
supply put on to cope with a long-established
demand. Putting out Newmarket, Doncaster,
and one or two other towns where meetings are
held, I should say that few benefited more in
their trade through a fixture than did Newbury,
which was singularly free from the predatory and
cadging fraternity. The solution of the puzzle as
to a sort of anachronistic inconsistency came
after a bit, in that this was an old-fashioned
meeting held on modern lines. To make it
complete you wanted a fair out in the open. I
did not want anything of the sort, I only speak
of it as an accessory to carry out the idea
inducted. The folk over the way were the very
stamp who brought off a double event, with
racing one and the fun of the fair another. And
in the higher grades of the attendance you found
here, there, and everywhere representatives of
the class who used to do the local races as a
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matter of course, if not absolutely of duty, whose
carriages were always expected to be there, and
whose patronage was advertised in the days
when Town and Trade subscribed for a town
plate, the licensed victuallers put their little backs
together and endowed a race named after the
Trade, and you supported a meeting by subscrib-
ing to the fund, also partaking of the benefits of
the Race dinner, in whose interests were run
''Claret" and "Champagne" Stakes, whereof
the winners were bound to furnish so many
dozens of each for the race subscribers'
delectation.
Unless you knew the district, you would
scarcely believe what a lot of interest villagers in
these parts take in horse-racing. Yorkshire is
supposed to talk horse. I should stand on the
back blocks of Berkshire against the Tikes or
the Bites for interest in the Turf. Great
believers they appear to be in touts' tips, and
are, I guess, fine customers in their way to the
local s.p. merchants, not above taking small bets
at a time. Certainly they get enough certain
winners for a single race given them to last
through a three days meeting. I suppose this is
because there are so many stables handy. Any-
way, they all seem to know a powerful lot of
news more or less inaccurate, and do themselves
no harm through being so privileged. Fine,
healthy sites have the stables on the hills between
Lambourne, Wantage, and Newbury, with beauti-
ful country in the Lambourne Valley — the
Lambourne had retired for a while, after you
are a little further up the omnibus line than
Shefford, and was dry as a mouldy bone. I
wouldn't care much to be there long in the winter
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months, let the bourne be bank-full In flood or dry-
as the turnpike road. But in summer what a
range for a lucky holiday-maker to strike, ten
thousand miles it might be from busy town life !
As everyone knows, you have a chain of pretty
villages all along the valley. Away on the high
lands is some of the most lovely down I have
come across so far, with fine scope for training,
but a desert in the matter of population, and
mighty convenient for losing yourself. Lam-
bourne and Wantage have their colonies of
trainers, so has Foxhill and Lyddington in a way ;
Kingclere's stables are within the village's bounds,
but some of the quarters I visited last week near
the line of the Lambourne are detached, outlying,
adapted, solitary farm buildings, where, save for
touting purposes, never a soul might casually
come from one year's end to another.
One thing visitors to Newbury for the racing
can do if they please, and that is, after liking the
sporting pickles, try the local sauce — that is to
say, sample the environs. A rare old-world
district this is, with its water meadows and
remnants of what must have been fens ; a well-
to-do corner, where everyone went in slow time
about business, and I guess took long over meals
and plenty of sleep. Artistic authority rules
that any landscape is better for water in the
foreground. Dr Johnson, who declared on his
word as lexicographer that he never recognised
a likeness in painting, or drawing, held, as we
know, more material views, and went for a fully-
licensed house, or words to that effect, in place of
the water. I should be sorry to run counter to
the art interest, but the Doctor is in the instance
quoted very sound, and if I had my choice I
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would, I think, go with the Bishop of Bath and
Wells, and take both. Anyway, to me water has
a very powerful charm, running water especially,
q,nd the Newbury and Lambourne rivers are just
the sort I do like. Give me something to lean
against — the coping of a bridge for choice — and
I have amusement for hours indefinite, especially
if said bridge is high enough for the swallows
and house-martins and sand-martins to sail under,
and if there is a lusty trout about, here and there
a grayling, and may be a shoal of sizable roach,
with perhaps a warlike-looking old warrior of a
perch investigating where a bit of woodwork
occurs. I recommend all and sundry to do their
Newbury properly, and if possible take Lam-
bourne's light railway, for that quaint Httle
settlement on the edge of the great spread of
downs ; or working towards Didcot on another
line, where are Compton, and Chilton, and Ilsley
(if you haven't seen Ilsley, a collection of sheep-
pens and public-houses, about one of the latter to
every inhabitant and a half, pray do so).
CHAPTER XXIII
IN WILTSHIRE
I OWE a lot to the Great Western Railway, for it
is perhaps the one by which I travel the least
frequently on what I may call hard, pressing
business, but ever since I can recollect went
holiday-making by. I wonder whether others
have noticed what so often strikes me, viz., the
wonderful way in which, as you journey westward
you seem to get a long way "out of" London
and its belongings in short measure of time or
mileage. Fifty miles away on the Great Western
Railway is to me almost twice as far as on most
other systems. The point forced itself on me
particularly one week when I had experiences
available for comparison. On one and the same
day I made three journeys on radii from the
Metropolis, all of them jolly good, too. First from
the Polegate district up to Victoria. The South
Coast Railway did us well. Polegate is sixty
miles away, and, I need not explain, in Sussex,
on the plain between the South Downs and the
next high lands up Mayfield and Crowborough
way, where, if ventilation has anything to do with
health, one ought to be very healthy indeed, for
the winds hold it for a playground, and, my word !
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they do play sometimes. Polegate, you know, is
Sussexy, but I suppose, too near to Eastbourne
to show much marked provincialism. You don't
feel there- — at least, I do not — very far away from
the Great Wen. My next route was from
Paddington to Swindon, to call on Robinson at
Foxhill. I could not make time to pay a visit to
Eugene Leigh, who rents the stables the late
Mr Bruce Seton had on part of Robinson's land.
No one ever accused Leigh of being a lazy man.
If he did happen to be so traduced, and wanted
a character for industry, I can find him one.
Said a rustic to me, when I inquired for purposes
of drawing the countryman, not because I didn't
know, *'what trainer had the stud farm .^ " ** Mr
Leigh, and you may well call him a trainer, for
he's training horses all day long, and, for what
we know, all night."
Swindon market was on, and it was quite
cheering to note the poor, long-suffering agri-
cultural gentlemen who had so long been losing so
much money in farming all so jolly well-to-do —
and doing themselves well, too. Now, to illus-
trate what I say about distance, take Swindon
on a market day. The town itself is not so very
old-fashioned — the old part, I mean — in fact, is
rather up-to-date than otherwise ; but, with its
people, is as far from London as Dublin from
Birmingham, in distinctions. After sampling so
much Wiltshire, I had to make for Leicester, and
again was happy in the journey per Midland.
But for a little bit of a local accent Leicester
might be part of London itself It is twenty
miles farther off than Swindon, yet while Swindon
is remote in its ways, the flourishing Midland
town seems not more out than a suburb. That
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was a pretty good day's work to thank modern
facilities in travel for, was it not ? On paper it is,
but the excellent going made it quite easy. It
shows what you can do. From East Sussex to
London, from London to Swindon, drive fifteen
miles out and back, rail to town, then to Leicester,
which is just on a hundred miles — all in sixteen
hours, with breaks of one hour, two hours, and
four hours.
Given a good day for an outing in the country,
I know not many tramps where I can do myself
better than getting from Swindon over to the old
inn where four roads meet at Beckhampton — the
coaching-house, long turned into a residence,
where Sam Darling now lives, successor of a line
of trainers established there. A curious thing
for me is, in this connection, that at various times
I have approached Beckhampton five different
ways — viz., from Devizes, from Calne, from
Swindon, from Ogbourne, across the Manton
House and Fyfield gallops through Avebury the
ancient, and from Marlborough, on the 'ard 'igh
road — and every time had a jolly good drenching,
either on the out or return journey. On one
occasion I beat record, for, after having about
two hours of it on the outward journey, and then
a spell of remarkably fine weather, I was treated
for the third instalment to a dose which reminded
me of the Scriptural threat of whipping with
scorpions instead of whips. Such a turn of
lashing with hail as fell to my lot climbing the crest
of the long hill on the Marlborough- Wootton-
Basset road which comes out on the Devizes-
to-Swindon highway about seven miles from
the last-named town I never had before, and do
not want again. I could not hear the thunder-
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storm for the noise, which is a new parallel to
not seeing the trees for the wood. The gale
howled and the hail hissed to such a degree
that a trifle like a peal of thunder could easily
be mislaid.
Under the circumstances I must be excused
for missing objects of interest I hoped to collect.
Singularly "collect" is one I did bag from a very
meagre rustic of whom I inquired my way when
half over to Beckhampton, not because I should
follow his directions, but for the sake of an
excuse to foregather with the old party. On his
employer's books he was laid up with the
''neuralia," suffering also from strange pains
inwardly, which he thought might be due to
taking six nerve pills instead of two. In the
flesh, and very little of it, he would not take much
starving to make a skeleton. He was seeking
change of scene and variety out on the lonely road
under one of those heavy umbrellas only a rustic
would ever try to wrestle with, as relief from lone-
someness at home, where he did for himself, and
had not even a cat to talk to. Poor old man, he
dared not go into the public-house, because some
of his fellow-labourers, jealous of his life of ease
and luxury while invalided, might report him,
and the master put him to work, neuralgia in the
head or no neuralgia. A willing-hearted sort of
chap he was, but I should think longing for a
little society, accounted for his offering to
accompany me to the next finger-post, and, here
comes the word, ''correct" me on my way.
Fortunately, being able to read, I knew as much
as he did when we got to the " resurrections " set
forth on the fingers, which, needless to add, he
interpreted quite wrong. However, I believe
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I did him good by listening to his tale of
troubles : moreover, I put him in position to start
fresh with his stock of ''neuraly" pills, or, at any
rate, " take something for it " of another nature.
Do those who "use" the Crook and Shears
at Clatford — between Andover and Stockbridge,
somewhere about half-way, too — still bump their
heads, I wonder, against its low ceilings ? My
word, what a bash I gave my poor head the first
time I ventured into the Wagon and Horses at
Beckhampton, where the roads from Calne and
Marlborough and Devizes meet ! The one I
mean is the little ale-house a stone's-throw from
Sam Darling's residence, which used to be a
coaching inn before the rail ran away with the
road's fast-carrying trade. Beckhampton is not
Stockbridge, do you say.^^ Certainly not, but
the low door is at the Wagon and Horses in the
former village to this day, and so is the bump on
my head to prove me right — at least, I some-
times feel where I "raised a dent" on my skull.
Besides, if it comes to being so critical, the Crook
and Shears isn't at Stockbridge either, but at
Clatford, the one right away off the road from
Andover towards Red Rice, and not the other
where the foundry is or was. My hotel, hard by
that foundry, where I put up in years gone by,
would have served at last as an illustration of
Alice's residence — I allude to the timorous maid
who was to have been Mrs Ben Bolt. As I saw
it last, the little cottage was being dismantled, a
strange thing to do with a licence obtainable.
But then a good many strange things of the sort
happened down in that part of the country, more
particularly "stopping" Tom Cannon's meetings.
I do hope that nobody has been led to disestablish
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another of my half-way houses of call, the Rack
and Manger, on the road to Winchester, or the
excellent shoemaker-sportsman-naturalist, whose
tent was pitched in a hamlet hard by the footway
up to Farley mount, or mound, burial-place of
the celebrated land high-diver, the noble steed
Chalkpit, whose godfathers and godmothers gave
him that name on account of his carrying his
rider over the edge of a chalkpit. A landmark
monument, familiar, I believe, to Winchester
boys, marks his tomb, and records also the
horse's having survived the adventure and won
a race or races on, I believe. Worthy Down.
Some day I may, perhaps, go to pick up my
marks again, and see how the beautiful spruce
hedges down by Houghton are doing. Indeed,
some day I shall land down Wessex way and not
come back any more, but settle with a nice holding
of my own, mostly upland downs, with a coppice
here and there, and big trees round the home-
stead, and at the low side of it water meadows,
with swift little brooks, and one big one that you
may call a river running through the valley to
make rich grass and harbour fat fish. That is
the country for the poor man to enjoy himself in
cheap.
Such is the county I came to while breaking,
to me, fresh ground, working within a close
radius of Salisbury while down for the Bibury
meeting one hot September. Grand it was to
see the crops. I should have liked to have had
with me someone used to Leicestershire, in my
opinion the poorest apology for country — all
right for its particular sort of farming, but in my
eyes the least picturesque and the poorest after
the market-garden agricultural tract in the so-
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called Thames Valley down at the back of
Kempton Park, and pretty nearly on to Staines.
It would have seemed as strange to him, ac-
customed to small enclosures with plenty of
hedge to them, to come on widely spreading,
rolling prairie laid out in parcels (but not divided
by boundaries) I am afraid to say how large —
very nearly a square mile sometimes. There is
an expression which fits for describing the feelings
of one taken from wide open plains or downs to
land cut up into small holdings, and I recollect
its being used by a traveller on the Midland
Railway route from Liverpool to London. He
had just come across the American Continent,
and you couldn't wonder at his calling ours '*a
pocket-handkerchief country."
Of course it was hot getting about even early
a-mornings ; but then I have a theory that if
only you are hot enough no amount of sun will
hurt you. That may be wrong or right, as may
another of mine, acting up to which I drink just
as much as ever I feel inclined to while in a
profuse perspiration. As soon as you are old
enough to be told anything, you are instructed
that you must on no account drink when you are
hot. So do they warn you not to go into cold
water while you are perspiring. I don't say that
you are to get red-hot, then drink what you will
and stand about to grow cool, and maybe take a
chill. But I do say that if you want to do
yourself real good by sweating through physical
exercise, a nice pull at something wet is calculated
to forward your purpose all round. Being of that
way of thinking, and, I may add, modelled by
Nature from a sort of clay which readily absorbs
moisture, I do find the Wiltshire downs somewhat
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trying for want of what Dr Johnson declared to
be one of the most charming features in any
landscape. It is a precious long way between
the chances for a drink, even if you count water
in that category.
But plenty of refreshment of another sort is
on hand. Refreshing it is to get on the ridges
under the woodside, or on a drive, such as one
that runs for seven or eight miles straightway
from Wilton, as wide as a cricket pitch, mostly
turf, and edged with graceful birches, stout oaks,
and freely-grown spruces. You don't want a
boundless contiguity of shade if you may find a
way hke this, with one bosky side always so far
as my rambles went. Besides, with the aforesaid
contiguity you won't see much. Wild flowers
are not likely to flourish unless the sun can get
at them, nor is there much animated nature in
work under such circumstances. Very little of
that sort of animation do you find on these
ranges, unless it is among the inferior animals.
For that reason it is advisable first of all to learn
how the points of the compass lie before you set
out, and at that not to lose your way. You may
go a tedious while and not see a soul. Much
labour must be employed, as the fine crops of
wheat, oats, and barley testified. I never saw
such good ones on hill land like this before, but
all the same you may go for miles without coming
across a soul to speak to. That I don't mind,
and never did, though it is quite as well to know
that if you did happen to sprain your ankle you
would probably be found in a day or two. The
desolation of a very great part of England
preaches a strong sermon on centralisation, does
it not? Some of the sermon preached itself to
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me the other day in what may reasonably be
called a lonely part near Salisbury Plain ; but
the same story tells itself also within a dozen
miles of London as the crow flies, where the
population outside the villages themselves is as
thin almost as in a newly settled country.
A good deal might be written about the
Salisbury downs and valleys such as Wylie, or
rather Fisherton De La Mere, Mr F. R. Hunt's
fine fishing in the stream, which always makes
me want to get in and have a swim, and the
beautiful gallops that insist on my walking to
look at them ; of the charm of the little villages
up the valley to Wylye (the name is spelt all
manner of ways, and the milestones and Her
Majesty's Post Office department do not agree
on the subject), and of one hamlet in particular
where, barring that the mise-en-scene was
peculiarly English, as English as Constable's
'' Nearest way in Summer Time," I might fancy
myself among our soldier men fighting, say, in
South Africa. Along came a puffing, quick-
moving, road traction-engine, with a train of
big wagons, dusty as they might be on the
veldt, and their military occupants, powdered to
match, looking hard and fit, not troubling too
much about appearances, but ready for anything
at any moment. Sun did not damage these
hard-working warriors — a convoy who, curiously
enough, called a halt exactly abreast of an inn
where, also curiously, I happened to be at the
time — but it made the inside more appreciable to
the drouthy. I am running on, I find, but I
must have just a word about this pub., or rather
its users. A party, evidently '' regulars " — i.e.,
stock customers— were partaking of their lunch
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beer, and discussing the affairs of the nation at
large and in small. The church bell tolled.
''Who's that for?" asked one of the little party.
''Rasmus Wintle," said the landlady. The
inquirer pulled out a book, referred to It, and
then referred to the deceased In most kindly,
sympathetic terms. " Dang his old eyes," says
he, "he's the third on our club done it this
month."
I have seen Weyhill, but too late to please
me. The right time to gain acquaintance with
the place was before I was born, when railways
were not, neither auctions at every little town's
market ; and when live-stock exchanges such as
Weyhill's and any number of others flourished
exceedingly. Those were the days of smock-
frocks and "statties," also pleasure fairs as the
chief show diversions for a country-side, saving
the club feasts ; long ere excursion trains carried
off dwellers in the wilds and their spendlng-money
to the big towns. A celebrated ditty relating to
Guy Fawkes, that Prince of Sinlsters, does, as
readers will recollect, account for a great many
things not happening, as, for instance, Guy's
inability to come that way — meaning over Vaux-
hall Bridge — because it wasn't built, sirs. On
analogous reasoning I can account for Weyhill
in its heyday and myself having been strangers.
It was built far enough back. I was not, so I
could not come that way in time for its glories.
Now that I have gone over the fair ground with
its very reminiscent, if dilapidated, fixings, I shall
not be satisfied till I have done one of its fairs,
the best of the period.
Newmarket, I believe, or feeders in that corner
of the Eastern Counties, used to buy largely at
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Weyhill fairs from breeders of Hampshire Downs,
also those crossed with the smaller Southdown.
If only for that reason I, as a firm believer in
Newmarket mutton, must hold kindly feeling for
this centre of distribution. I went to it full of
ideas, fancy pictures of what I should see ; not
one of them, except a biggish stretch of common
or, at any rate, open land, was a little bit like
the real thing. Why, I am unable to say ; but
somehow, though I am on visiting terms with
many and various fair fields, I had chosen to
construct this Hampshire one on the model of
the not far distant neighbour in Berkshire, East
Ilsley. There you find a small group of buildings,
a little church, with a long-deceased Lord Mayor's
(I mean Lord Mayor of London) tomb in it,
two or three training stables, one " Somebody's "
house, and a mixed medley of more or less fully
licensed premises, with residential properties in
proportion of about one and one^ — a pub. for
each establishment not in the licensed victualling
interest. All the lot are huddled up together,
with sheep-pens squeezed In among the bricks
and mortar, and hedging in the whole hamlet.
Not a bit, not a scrap, like Ilsley is Weyhill in
this regard. There is a church, true ; so far the
two are on Monmouth and Macedon terms, with,
I may add, churchyards to both ; Weyhill, how-
ever, has also an annexe which makes you wonder
where all the people come from to be buried,
especially as the local air is so fine and strong.
But, whereas dealers and pleasures at Ilsley find
licensed-victualler traders to satisfy their wants
in refreshment at permanent emporiums, Wey-
hill's connection bring their own caterers with
them, so to speak ; and for these are branch
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offices, shanties set up for fairing purposes and
shut up on other dates. Remains they are,
mostly, of former prosperity ; not exactly tumble-
down, still, the sort of property you would want
very well done up by a landlord before you took
any on repairing lease. When you have got
them you must take them in the rough, the very
rough indeed.
Do I expect Carlton Hotels and Caf6s Royal
in the midst of wild Wessex, and are ''a la"
menus in my opinion appropriate for hungry
bucolics requiring a very great deal for a very
little money and going more for quantity than
quality? Them are not my sentiments at all.
Still, perhaps I am not wrong in saying that, all
round, people want things a little more ''classy"
than they were in the Crimean war times. That
being so, I may be excused for writing them off
as not quite up to date, if they are now presented
unrestored after standing the stress of half a
century's wear and tear without suggestion of
ever being closed for alteration and repair. A
concern out by itself is the Weyhill fair ground,
that has to be experienced to be appreciated, and
must miss most of its significance to an observer
who has not seen men and cities and chanced in
his travels through bookland to tumble on the
school whose speciality was the agriculturist of
the bygone age and his aids. Having without
the slightest justification looked for a little colony
glued on to the side of a steep hill, after the
fashion of the village in Robin Hood's Bay, up
Whitby way, only on top instead of at the
foot of the steep slope, I was at first vexed that
all was different from my fancy sketches. What
village, per se, exists is scattered — at least the
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inhabited part is, with some great men's places
outlying. But a great settlement of mainly flint
and slate with some thatch hutches and shanties,
not forgetting the shebeens, runs in double file
for — what shall I say? — half a mile, or getting
on that way. Nearly all are constructed with the
upper half of their low frontage to open on hinges,
and so make a stall. There they are by the score
and score, all the worse for wear, yet good enough
temporary quarters for dealers in everything agri-
cultural, from beer to breeches and from hops to
sheep dip, not to mention the comestibles and
indlgestibles, the dinners and lunches and teas,
and the fairings offering something like percep-
tible percentage of value for money, as, for
instance, whelks and ginger beer, down to the
innumerable collection of uselessnesses, to me
symbols of teetotalism as she is spoke in the big
gala — run on Newcastle's Town Moor in opposi-
tion to Gosforth Park Races.
Imagine three-quarters of a mile on end of
shedding, originally insufficient for the require-
ments of the thousands of Jocks and Jennies who
hied them to the fair for enjoyment after, or con-
currently with, the enormous trade done, having
live mutton for leading article. And imagine
your humble servant all alone by himself gazing
on these, which, if spick and span, instead of not
showing a foot of paint to the lot of them, would
be as cheerful as a "bathing-machine in mid- winter.
I had a long spell, peopling the place, dressing
the scene with early nineteenth-century supers
and accessories, while really I had for sole
company only broken bottles, old oyster shells
(blue pointers alleged), and notices two or three
deep of somebody's dinners, luncheons, and teas.
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The twoness and the threeness deep comes from
the practice of the last holder of a " restaurant "
setting his name on top of his predecessors',
without cleaning the old posters or other notice
off. I looked about long for a comparison with
the deserted encampment. The great unoccupied
town of trumpery holdings with no sign of life
nor care, where, ever and anon, the pulses of
traffic and pleasure have beat fast, up North,
gave me remembrances to go in double harness
fairly well.
CHAPTER XXIV
WILTS AND HORSES
I SUPPOSE, readers, that most of you would be
only too pleased to own a Derby favourite and
train that same yourself? You would? So
would I ; but I should want to hedge a bit by
way of insurance against going off my head
while the last turns in winding up were being
twisted round. Such possession carries very big
greatness, and from greatness I always pray to
be delivered. No need to pray on those lines,
say you, nor to petition for guid conceit o' mysel' !
Say what you like ; I write what I feel. The
penalties of greatness make a heavy load, and I
am with a very eminent trainer who has won a
Derby. Said he, "I've been through it, and it's
killing business thinking of the risks." I pity
the nobbier who tried to get at Sceptre, for
instance, while the beautiful mare was being
prepared at Shrewton for Epsom. But putting
myself in her owner-trainer's place — I did so
literally in one way as a visitor — I felt that I
should be heartily grateful when the Wednesday
was over, win or lose. To anyone not armour-
plated in the matter of nerves the tension as the
day draws near must be awful, and I can quite
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understand Lord St Vincent's feelings about
Lord Cliefdon as he related them to me, and his
shying at seeing the St Leger. Per favour of
Mr Sievier I went over the gallops — beautiful
going they are upon Salisbury Plain, where the
War Department holds fifty square miles —
inspected the favourite's fine roomy box ; saw
her fed ; made friend with the several dogs, who
can be very unfriendly ; noted the perfect
arrangements for keeping watch- and ward ; and
came away almost thankful that none of the
great responsibility was my portion, for I was
thinking all the time of how some of us have
felt before a twopenny-halfpenny athletic race,
and what we would have given to cut out a day
or two prior to the event.
In my experience I never knew a less racy
village than Shrewton as harbour for a big
equine celebrity. You see none of the usual
signs ; the horsy, hanger-on class loitering
about the public-houses (of which there are as
many as usual in remote hamlets where much
sheep- or cattle-fairing goes on), the stable-boy
off duty, the general air of knowingness
resident locals assume — an attribute which, if
genuine, usually leads to their financial destruc-
tion, seeing that it is customary for such as
really do hold knowledge to back all the stable's
losers, and something else in the winning races
— the unmistakable touts adorning the telegraph
office, and the suspicious-looking strangers.
Shrewton is an out-of-the-way hamlet ten miles
from anywhere in civilisation, and eight from
the nearest railway station. So far from look-
ing like the home of a Derby favourite in whom
all the racing world was interested, it might be
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not at all on the map. More, if you go a couple
of miles away from it on the great Plain, you
might almost fancy that you were not only off
the map, but out of the live world — when, that
is, the horses are not out, or the soldiery about.
Save for marks of military occupation hardly a
sign of life is there in the human way, and scarce
a bird, only great overmastering silence, which
would worry the life out of yours truly, because
in any vast solitude with a boundless contiguity
of still, inanimate scene, I invariably fall to
"making up" the worst that can befall. Put
me for a week before the Derby — which Heaven
forbid — at Shrewton, I would be doing the amiable
philosopher all upside-down ways, finding books
full of miasmic fogs in the running brook — which
as a matter of fact was all dried up, and made
you wonder how the big flood of 1849 could ever
happen — sermons on accidents in all the stones
on Sceptre's roads to her gallops, and no good
in anything but possibility of upsetting the
favourite. Give me my choice of vocations —
owning Derby favourites, with vast winnings
ahead, and making holiday notes on very
humble scale of assured remuneration, I jolly
well know which choice would be mine. Go for
the favourites ? you say. Why, yes ; most
certainly I would, and as soon as I was granted
my wish, pay to get out and be my readers' free
and unfettered servant. Uneasy lies the head
that wears a crown. I would sleep easier on a
plank and in a nasty spiky crown — all points and
knob — than furnished with the cosiest bed in the
world, and a big race favourite next door and on
my mind. I might, too, happen to shoot the
head lad by mistake, and possibly disturb Sceptre
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every ten minutes to see how she got on, Hke a
youngster pulling up a plant by the roots to find
out whether it was sprouting or not.
Some of our outlying trainers must at times
get to feel very much like the men in charge
of lightships. There they are, approachable
through a long, eye-tiring avenue of dust in the
summer. Little settlements clinging for dear life
to an almost perpetually wind-vexed anchorage
in winter, and, but for association of the establish-
ment's hands about the camp, solitary as shep-
herds out on the downs. But don't think that
if the master and staff are detached from the
world in voluntary exile they are lonely as the
word is frequently understood, because they are
not. For no one who has not tried the life a
little could realise what a precious lot there is to
do in never-ending work. By the time you have
left off at night the next day's work is almost
due to begin, and, as for accounts and corre-
spondence, I think the noble animal is more
provocative of these industries than any article
of his weight. His requirements, too, are
various, and you have never quite done with
him to the extent of being able to close the
letter-book or block of telegraph forms and
saying, '* Thank goodness, that is done with
now." Somehow or other, occasion will be
made for posting a boy off on a bicycle to cover
an item forgotten. Just sit down and make out
a map of the bother and fuss incidental to
getting a selling-plater off from one of these
hill stations to a racing place — say, Yarmouth
— the inquiries and answers, arrangements and
informations. No ; a trainer in charge of a
moderate string has his work cut out.
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As for fame — fame ! Well, look here and
listen to me if you want to know about fame.
Attracted by the large and varied assortment of
wide, tall, feathery, dense, spindly, bushy gin or
juniper trees — called, I believe, ''The Junipers"
— I wandered away from Mr Frank Hartigan's
pinkwashed house, with its most picturesque and
very excellent stabling, and must have got three-
quarters of a mile off. At that remote range no
soul I met had ever heard of Captain Saunders
Davies, Mr W. H. Moore, nor the present
occupant of the stables, some of which were
built by a great horse-dealer, Mr Barnes.
Wagoners I met, hinds doing something to the
land I came upon earning their wage, game-
keepers' good ladies and woodcutters' families I
called up, seeking knowledge for myself and
finding none. Could they tell me where Mr
Hartigan's horses did their work? They could
not, because they had never heard of Mr
Hartigan, nor his occupation, nor his horses
either. Citing Why Not, The Soarer, and
Manifesto, all Grand National horses, trained
almost on the edge of the fair ground — and
what a champion. Manifesto ! — not to mention
the then favourite for the National, could not
touch any spot within their memory's armour.
They knew and cared for none of these things.
All that mentioning the creatures effected was to
render the peasantry somewhat suspicious of your
working up to a sell. They are worse even
than the district's finger-posts ; you can get
some information out of the latter ; the trouble
is to know what to do with it. Whatever artist
set these up was not too eager to put you in the
way you should go. He left you so that you
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might take your route and your chance. Appar-
ently, in their calculations, you can reach any-
where if you only keep on long enough. A flat
bit of board with ** To Something or Somewhere "
is nailed on a post, but whether you are to go on
or back is left unstated. The shortest plan is to
start off and peg away till you get somewhere
to make inquiries.
We have classical authority for the efficacy of
making believe a good deal, as witness the
Marchioness, afterwards Mrs Richard Swiveller,
and the manufacture of negus out of orange peel
and cold water — a concoction grateful, warming,
and comforting provided you persuade yourself
that the base imitation is the real genuine article.
I tried very hard one day on Salisbury Plain in
mid- March making believe that I was taking in
all the joys of open downland. When the sun is
on your back and, metaphorically speaking, patting
all animal, insect, and vegetable life on their backs,
setting them going, so to speak, keeping them at
it, and presenting everything in a kindly light
and doing its best to be all alive and interesting,
the open uplands are hard to beat. Up on the
great downland where I happened to be, a little
bit of sun makes a world of difference. I never
can quite make out where Salisbury Plain begins
and ends. I do know that it does not go farther
one way than the break before you get to Marl-
borough. Getting down on the Dorsetshire side
it seems to me that, though you may call the
territory by any other name, it is the same old
plain ; and if there is one particular tract in
England where a touch of sun makes a strong
difference, you can find it up in that direction.
I had heard so much about Sir Charles Nugent's
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schooling fences at Cranborne, which is a village
some distance from his stables — these last being
a goodish step from the gallops — that I, following,
as I always do, the Inimitable's philosophy, went
to see the Medway, as Mrs Micawber did when
her family perceived in the coal trade on that
river an opening for Mr Micawber's talents to be
turned to account. The first thing, said I, is to
see my Medway, the fences, and, as I have
indicated, these do take a lot of getting at if you
start from London. The South- Western's fast
service gets you down to Salisbury in fine style ;
there you switch yourself on to another line, the
one that follows the Avon's course more or less to
Bournemouth, or, I should say Christchurch,
which is next door like, and, as I have sampled
it, gives one leisure to view the land at ease. If
I had to go any distance there is one means of
progression I could not profitably adopt, and that
is walking, for every time I could get near that
beautiful hurrying, clear river I should be loitering
and hanging about. I can waste my time for
hours at a stretch looking at a bit of a brook, so
you can by the aid of a very simple sum in pro-
portion arrive at the idling to be got out of a
fast-flowing, fishy stream like the Hampshire
Avon, which adorns other counties, and was for
the most part of the run observable from the
railroad in Wiltshire, and when I left it not so far
from the Dorsetshire borders.
To return to our muttons, in which flock is
the sun, a bit of a black sheep this time because
he would not do what was wanted, and that was
just to turn the light on. Instead of which, we
had one of the coldest southerly winds I ever
experienced. Throughout the low land, full of
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lovely streamlets, not forgetting the river, you
got the wrong impression altogether, made to see
it at its worst, all bleak, cold, and miserable, with
never a touch of comfort in it when you sorely
wanted that same. Cold and cheerless in the
extreme it was down that way, and hardly any
better in sheltered parts of the journey to Cran-
borne village. About Cranborne, on the climb
towards the unbroken turf downs, one felt quite
a grievance against the sun for striking work.
Why the deuce wouldn't he put a smart face on
things and, at any rate, have a round or two with
the chilly winds? Apparently, though in the
hollows the primroses were just lovely, hedgerow
vegetation was very, very backward, and very
wisely so, too, you might think, considering what
it would have to put up with in its tender youth
from weather like I was experiencing.
A month later, I should say, than their fellows
at, we will take Plumpton, were the bushes and
so-called weeds that might have been green if
they were not so backward. If it had not been
for the lambs and just a bit of show of bloom on
the forest trees, you would not have known that
spring was on the road at all. You could not
make a mistake in another direction — viz., the
splendidly strong air, which might be more
palatable, perhaps, if it had been put down in
front of the fire or in hot water for a few minutes
before the contents of its vials were poured forth.
There was sufficient wind there to the square foot
of most bracing air to keep a sanatorium for the
weak-chested going, and, for the other sort of
strength, to turn enough mills to generate all
the electric supply of the country. If anyone
cannot be healthy where Sir Charles Nugent s
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house is placed, the subject must have a very weak
place somewhere. There was wind there to blow
daffydowndillies out of the ground ; but, then, I
would a lot rather have the benefit of such tonic
breezes than be able to grow any quantity of
bulbs, from the most expensive and ornate down
to the very estimable savouries of the onion
family. The stables lie a goodish way off in a
sheltered corner, and are made, in part, by re-
forming old farmery premises. Over the way is
a high ridge, beautifully wooded, and in its shelter
Boveridge, where is Mr Thursby's house and also
the stables whence so many winners were sent
out. I had hoped to call and see Mr Thursby,
but heard of him being out wasting on the road
to Salisbury. Mighty convenient for that purpose
his place lies, because you can have an eight or
nine mile or a bigger walk, right away to the city,
and make the half-way house, or, for the purposes
of exercise, your terminus, at the funny little
Turkish Bath, which has more than once done
me good service.
Curiously enough, I have on several occasions
chosen Salisbury and its meeting in May to have
lumbago, have gone to these baths, and have
come away cured. Of this relief I was pointedly
reminded as I toddled along from close to Wood-
yates, for ever to be associated with the name of
William Day, writer of the most informing racing
and racehorse books ever published. But of the
symptoms more presently, as we have a word on
the return journey. Let me, if possible, cut the
cackle and do the other thing. As in duty bound
when the master of the stables invites you, I
paid respect to the stud. With most of its
members I was on speaking acquaintance, and
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was glad to extend my knowledge of the company
by being Introduced to some splendid Irish-bred
two-year-olds. Drumcree was hospitably at
home, staid and friendly. If anyone takes on the
job of doing horses — I do not mean strapping
them, but the Special Commissioner business —
at so much per head, he ought to get extra pay
for John M.P. Every time I see John M.P. he
appears to have added a cubit to his length. A
more tractable, docile, pleasant old party, intelli-
gent v^^ithal, you will not meet, nor follow, in a
day's march, no matter how far you go. John
gives the impression of knowing it all the time
and being quite satisfied with things as they are.
John M.P. is a national favourite — I am not
writing now of the great steeplechase, with a
capital N. My reference is to his being held in
estimation by the English racing world, as are
and have been few horses whose catching on to
people's affections is frequently in the first place
accidental. Bendigo's sensational Cambridge-
shire put him where he was for ever afterwards.
Mr Tom Worton's Victor Wild somehow attracted
kind regard, and held it throughout. I swear
that Victor bowed to the house when given a
hand as he went to the post. Sceptre — why,
those who won when she got beaten were sorry
for Sceptre ; and as to Pretty Polly, if a general
subscription would save her from bad luck the
money would be there. Then look at Manifesto.
Every man and woman at Aintree on a National
day wanted to pet the Grand Old Man of 'chasing.
Other horses might be all very well in their way,
but Short — meaning Long, for he was wonder-
fully lengthy — Manifesto was the friend. As for
the Silent Member who made so much noise —
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not as a roarer, please understand — I think it was
his carrying off that little hurdle race at Windsor
with a hundred to one laid against him that first
put him in the list of the specially considered.
Anyway, there was, standing quiet as the pro-
verbial sheep, at one end (the head one nuzzling
up to his trainer-part-owner, while at the other,
some yards away, his attendant was vigorously
massaging the leverage section.
Over at Woodyates are another lot of horses
trained by Sir Charles Nugent. I did not see
them, but I went to see the downs, and, even
under the influence of a south-wesser stuffed full
of north-easterly bitterness sprinkled with flecks
of ice-cold rain, fell in love with them. I do not
know how long it is since I came that way, and
then did not do them properly. Here is fine old
turf, close cropped, so with plenty of roots — it is the
roots you want — bother the ''herbage" — elastic
and making true going. All sorts, lengths, shapes,
flats, descents, ascents, every kind of gradient and
plan is available for preparing horses. I had got
into my head that as Sir Charles Nugent went in
almost exclusively for jumpers there might not be
the right sort of galloping for flat racers. Instead
of which I should not like to have to name one
to beat his grounds. When William Day was at
the neighbouring Woodyates, and hiring gallops
was not such dear work, he must have had
facilities for training pretty nearly all the horses
in England if he could have found stabling for
them. I was reminded of another prominent
figure in that connection as I passed the little pub.
on the Blandford-Salisbury road. There Sam
Adams, who rode Catch em Alive, once lived, and
I believe, for a period was landlord. What a
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change from a petted jockey s life to bossing a
roadside shanty, nine miles from a town and four
from a village no bigger than a hamlet !
I suggested to my host, who took a lot of
trouble to shepherd me over the district — where,
barring the early wheatears, the grey plovers,
flocks of larks and shoals of rabbits, and a fine
foss and vallum, there was not another Christian
soul to speak to — that I knew how it was he
pulled John M.P.'s spine out to be its proper
length and a half. ''That," says I, "is the dolls'
secret, the secret of the movable barrier. It is
like the milkmaid's beginning with lifting the
newly born calf, and by virtue of doing the same
every morning, not noticing its increase even
when it is a great big fat bullock — you keep at it,
you see ; that is where it is. Now, with John
M.P. and these dolls," I says to his master, says
I, "you have been putting the shifting-guard
rails out and out, an inch at a time, after the
fashion of boys playing footit — that interesting
game which costs parents so much in caps. The
inches have accumulated till the poor deluded
animal has been taking off in the next field or
the next parish, and the while not knowing he was
doing anything extraordinary. Of course nature
always adapts herself to circumstances and her
children's requirements ; so in these extending
exercises John has telescoped — or, rather,
untelescoped — himself to the length of a street.
Now behold the irony of fate ! At the end of
my visit I was kindly driven round on the downs
between Cranborne and Woodyates, and landed
finally some half-mile below the latter isolated
outpost, with a clear run of nine miles or so into
Salisbury. I had heard that Mr Thursby was
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out at work, and as I wanted to see that gentle-
man, this promised to be a very convenient
arrangement, for Mr Thursby does an enormous
amount of walking, and does it mostly on the
Blandford Road. And that was where I sought
him. Without calling myself a rogue, I do not
care for these straight Roman roads. You see
such an awful lot in front of you, and if you look
back are impressed with the amount of labour you
have already had to go through. Once in a way
these straight-ruled ancient tracks are all very
well. They were this time as I padded along,
passing many a lambing-fold with attentive
shepherds and watchful dogs, meeting carrier's
van after van bringing folk on long journeys from
Salisbury market, loaded with goods at the back,
and men, women, and children huddled up forward
under the tilt or latter-day equivalent. Young
men were trudging alongside for company, and
tikes, mostly wall-eyed, personally conducting the
whole expedition. I liked the outing much.
Besides, being able to see the tip of Salisbury
spire helped me to forget the road's directness
while it lasted, and I was getting plenty of
satisfaction till I came upon evidences of disaster
and trouble for myself, of which last I was given
long enough warning. In the middle of the road
was grief — a little nag lay with the shafts of a
cosy gig under him, and the harness twisted so
that you could not unbuckle it. By his side
knelt the good mistress holding his head, while
the master vainly tried to ease the poor creature,
who was pretty bad. The nearest village was a
mile off, and naturally, when help might come
through them, the procession of caravans from
Salisbury had ceased. Night was falling, and.
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as the owners said, What were they to do with
the poor little horse ? Of course I must forget
all sage advice, pull up, and lend a hand. I
found that our united strength availed nothing to
clear the trap, and the cold wind did not fit the
extra warmth induced by exercise. In fact, the
mischief was done. I was reluctantly obliged to
consider myself and travel on. But at the pretty
little village, Coombe, I interviewed two fine lads
at the smithy, who left a half-finished horse-shoe
to cool, whipped off their leather aprons, and
were on the road at a double to the rescue before
you could say Jack Robinson or I could stand
them a drink for being jolly good fellows.
So as to have a proper understanding of
myself, I soliloquised. Says I to myself, you
understand what you have been doing and what
you are to do. By force of circumstances you
have been driving about on the Downs in an open
trap and a not heavy ordinary walking suit, thin
socks, low shoes, giving chances for a bad cold to
come to you. Get away brisk now, stir your
stumps, don't slacken for anybody or anything
until, having got thoroughly warm, you have
sweated out the cold that may be coming. Then
you will have enjoyed yourself, and have had a
power of good done to you. Go at the job
half-heartedly, and, if harm does not come of the
slackness, count yourself better off than you
deserve, because you are flying in the face of
Providence. The matter is very simple : you
cannot afford to be any colder, and you must get
warmer. Anything like simmering down on the
way means bad trouble. This was Tuesday
night. On Wednesday I got to Newmarket,
where next morning, deluded by a patch of
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blazing hot spring sunshine, I plunged into a
bath of freezing atmosphere carried on a gale
that sent the chilliness searchlngr into me in the
way that up-to-date salt beef is made, with
tremendous hydraulic pressure. This latter so
impregnates the meat's tissues and fibres with
saline decoction that at the finish there is a sight
more decoction than beef — as you find when you
come to cook it.
The next thing worth noting was my good
doctor's speaking and giving forth his opinion
like one who knows what he is talking about.
"If you cannot understand that a man with a
temperature of a hundred and three, and no legs
to carry him, is unfit to go out in a bitter wind,
you must be " I was so afraid he was going
to say *' A bigger fool than I took you for," that,
for fear he might offend me, I interposed as some
sort of defence, that I was sure he could patch me
up for Lincoln on Monday. Now, it is curious,
is it not ? what a lot these medical men get to know
somehow about racing. This one must actually
have had the fixtures pat, for he went through
the whole week, playing a full hand on me. " I
shall not patch you up for Monday at Lincoln,"
says he, *'nor for Tuesday, nor for Wednesday;
nor for Thursday at Liverpool, nor for the
Grand National Day, nor Saturday either." He
had got the lot letter-perfect; "and," he added,
"if you start unpatched, I will come with another
doctor who will do anything I tell him, and two
ready-filled-up certificates, and have you locked up
as a lunatic." So as not to seem at all domineer-
ing in the business, he wound up with a bland
assurance that I was altogether my own master ;
and left me in the flattest part of Bedfordshire, old
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Bill Barley the Second. And it isn't, after all,
half a bad role to play if you got plenty of people
who don't mind being blown up for anything or
nothing, to wait on you, and are absolutely
indifferent yourself about the whole blessed
country's going to pot — not to mention your own
business and all.
[Note.— The chill taken by my father in
halting to try to help with the "poor little horse,"
as told above, was the immediate cause of his
death. His self-forgetfulness and sympathy came
out unvaryingly all his life through. — Ed.]
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