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THE 



WORKS 



OF 



Alexander Pope, Efq. 



A NEW EDITION. 



IN TEN VOLUMES. 



VOL. IX. 



Stnban and Piefhm, 
New-Scieet S^uac^, London. 



THE 



WORKS 



OF 



Alexander Pope, Efq 

IN VERSE AND PROSE. 



CONTAINING 
THE PRINCIPAL NOTES OF 

DRS. WARBURTON AND WARTON : 

ILLUSTRATIONS, AND CRITICAL AND EXPLANATORY REMARKS^ 

By JOHNSON, WAKEFIELD, A. CHALMERS, F.S. A. 

AND OTHERS. 

TO WHICH ABE ADDED, NOW FIRST PUBLISHED, 

SOME ORIGINAL LETTERS, 
WITH ADDITIONAL OBSERVATIONS^ AND MEMOIRS OF THE 

LIFE OF THE AUTHOR. 



By the Rev. WILLIAM LISLE BOWLES, A. M. 

PBBBBNDAEY OF 8ALISBVBT, AND 
CHAPLAIN TO HIS BOTAL HIGHNESS THE PBINCB OF WALES. 



IN TEN VOLUMES. 
VOL. IX. 



LONDON: 

Printed for J. Johnfon, J. Nichols and Son, R. Baldwin, P. and C. Rivington, 
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Vernor Hood and Sbarpe, R. Lea, J. White, J. Nunn, Lackington Allen and 
Co., J. Stockdale, Cuibell and Martin, Longman Hurft Rees and Orme, 
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J. Booker, J. and A. Arcfa, Blacks and Parry, S. Bagfter, J. Mawman, 
and J. Afpeme. 

1806. 



CONTENTS 



OF THE 



NINTH VOLUME. 



99BmBfsssetsaarswtm 

{Tie jfrticUs marietltbus f were not infertedin Dr. Warbu&ton'i 

Edition.]] 



LETTERS to and from Dr. JONAIHAN 

SWIFT, etc. 



Page 

I. JL o Dr. Swift. Retired from Court fome months 

before the Queen's death - '3 

n. From Dr. Swift, at Dublin. How little he cares 
to think of England : Concern at the viol^ce of 
Party. Of the firft Volume of Mr. Pope's Tranf- 
lation of Homer. His circumftances in Ireland 6 

III. Mr. Pope's love and memory of Dr. Swift. The 
calumnies and flanders upon him, on account of 
religion, turned into raillery - - IX 

iV. Dr. Swift's Anfwcr. His enquiry concerning Mr. 
P.'s principles. Poets generally follow the Court. 
Raillery on the fubjeft of his enemies, and his 
religion. A Quaker-paftoral, and a Newgate- 
paftoral, propofed as fubje£ts for Mr. Gay 14 

V. Dr. Swift to Mr. Pope : An apology for his con- 
du£t and writings after the Queen's death : With 
an account of his principles in politics - 18 

VI. Dn Swift to Mr. Gay - - -36 

A3 VII. Mr. 



vi CONTENTS. 

Letter Page 

Vn. Mr. Pope to Dr. Swiftj occaGoned by the for- 
mer : An account of his conduA and maxims 
in general - - - 40 

VIII. From the L. Bolingbroke, a Poftfcript to the 
foregoing Letter, with fome account of his 
own fentiments and Ctuation in private life 44 
IX. Dr. Swift's Anfwer - . - 51 

X. From Mr. Pope to Dr. Swift. An invitation 

to England - - "55 

XI. From Dr. Swift : Of Gulliver's Travels, and 
his fcheme of mifanthrdpy : Concerning a 
Lady at Court : Charadler of Dr. Arbuthnot 57 

XII. To Dr. Swift. Chara jier of fome of his friends 

in England ; with further invitations - 62 

XIII. Dr. Swift's Anfwer. Death of Lord Oxford's 

fon : Something concerning Ph — s : More of 
his niifanthropy - - 67 

XIV. Expectations of Dr. Swift's journey to England. 

Charajier of low enemies and detradorsj 
with what temper they are to be bom. The 
amufements of his friends in England. — 
Lord B.'s Poftfcript on the fame occafion ' 70 

XV. From Dr. Swift, preparing to leave England 

again - - - 74 

XVI. Anfwer from Mr. Pope. The regret of his 
departure, remembrance of the fatisfaftion 
paft, wiflies for his welfare " " 75 

XVn. Defires for his return and fettlement in Eng- 
land : The various fchemes of his - other 
friends, and his own - • 78 

XVIII. From Mr. Gay and Mr. Pope. An account of 

the reception of Gulliver's Travels in England 80 

XIX. On the fame fubje£l from Mr. Pope. Advice 

againft party-writing - - 84 

XX. From 



CONTENTS. vtt 

LCTT£R Page 

XX* From Dr. Swift. About Gulliven and of a 

fecond journey to England - - 87 

XXI. From the fame. Concerning party, and de- 
pendency: And of the projeft of a joint 
Volume of Mifcellanies - - 89 

XXn. The Anfwer. On the fame fubjcQs - 92 

XXIIL On Dr. Swift's fecond departure for Ireland - 96 
XXIV. From Dr. Swift : His reafons for departing - 98 
XXV. From Dr. Swift: His remembrance of Mr. 
P.'s friendihip ; with fome confideration of 
his circumftances - - 100 

XXVI. From Mr. Gay. Raillery: What employ- 
ment was offered him at Courts and why he 
refufed it - - - 103 

XXVli. Dr. Swift to Mr. Gay. On the refufal of 
that employment, and his quitting the Court. 
Of the Beggars Opera - - 10^ 

XXVIII. From Lord Bolingbroke and Mr. Pope. Of 
the Dunciad. Advice to the Dean in the 
manner of Montaigne. — Of Courtiers, and 
of the Beggars Opera - - no 

XXIX. Of a True Jonathan Gulliver in New-Eng- 
land : The Dunciad, and the Treatife of toe 
Bathos. Refle£lions on mortality and de- 
cay : What is defirable in the decline of life iia 

XXX. From Dr. Swift. Anfwer to the former : His 

fituation in Ireland - - 116 

XXXI. From the fame. His own^ and Mr. Pope's. 

temper - - - - ii8 

XXXII. Lord Bolingbroke's life in the country. More 

about the Dunciad - - - 123 

XXXni. From Dr. Swift. Advice how to publiffi the. 

Dunciad: Concerning Lord B. and Mr. Gay 125 
XXXIV. From Bath. The pleafure of being abufed 

in company with worthy men - 131 

A 4 XXXV. From 



Till CONTENTS. 

Letter p^^^, 

XXXV. From Dr. Swift. His manner of living 
with a friend in the country. The death 
of Mr. Congrcve. Charader of an indo-* 
lent friend - - r '33 

XXXVI. Dr. Swift to Lord BoUngbroke. Exhort- 
ation to him to write hiftory. The 
Dean's temper, his prefent amufements, 
and difpoiition - - - 136 

XXXVII. From the Same, on the fame fubjefts, and 

concerning economy; his fentiments on 
the times, and his manner of life^— of the 
love of fame and diftindion. His friend- 
fliip for Mr. Pope - - '39 

XXXVIII. From the Same. His condition : 'Ihe ftate 

of Ireland: Charafter of Mrs. Pope : Re- 
flexions on Mr. Pope's and Mr. Gay's 
circumftances - - - 145 

XXXIX. Mr. Pope's Anfwer : His fituation and con- 
tentment: An account of his other friends 148 

XIj. Lord Bolingbroke to Dr. Swift : A review 
of his life, his thoughts of economy, and 
concerning fame - - 151 

XLI. Dr. Swift's Anfwer. The misfortunes at- 
tending great talents : Concerning fame^ 
and the deCre of it - - 157 

XLII. Dr. Swift to Mr; Pope. Concerning the 

Dunciad, and of his Htuation of life - 160 

XLIII. Lord Bolingbroke to Dr. Swift. That the 
fenfe of fricndfhip increafes with increafe 
of years. Concerning a Hiftory of his 
own Times, and Mr. P.'s Moral Poem 164 

XLIV. Of the ftyle of his Letters, of his condi- 
tion of life, his paft friendflnps, diflike of 
party-fpirit, and thoughts of peniions and 
preferment -^ - - 167 

XLV. Of 



CONTENTS. ix 

Letter Page 

XLV. Of Mr. Wcftlcy's Diffcrtations on Job-— • 
Poftfcript by Lord Bol. on the pleafure 
wc take in reading letters - - 172 

XLVI. From Lord B. to Dr. Swift. Inviting him 
to England, and concerning reformation 
of manners by writing - - 175 

XLVn. From the Same. The temper proper to 
men in years: An account of his own. 
The charader of his Lady. — Poftfcript 
by Mr. P. on his mother, and the efiefls 
of the tender paffions - - 178 

XLVm. From the Same. Of his ftudies, particularly 
a metaphyfical work. Of retirement 
and exercife. — Poftfcript by Mr. P. His 
wifli that their ftudies were united in 
fome work uftful to manners, and his 
diftafte of all party-writings - i8a 



LETTERS of Dr. SWIFT to Mr. GAY. 

Letter 
XFJX. Concerning the Duchefs of Q^-y. Per- 

fuafions to economy - - 187 

L. On the fame fubje^is - - 189 

LL A letter of raillery - - 192 

LII. In the fame ftyle, to Mr. Gay and the Du- 
chefs - - - - 196 

Lin. A ftrange end of a law-fuit. His way of 

life, etc. Poftfcript to the Duchefs 200 

LIV. t The laft Letter Mr. Pope ever wrote to 

Dr. Swift . - - 204 

LV. Two 



K CONTENTS. 

Letter Fji# 

LV. Two new pieces of the Dean's: Ahfwcr 
to his invitation into England. Advice to 
write, etc. - - - 213 

LVI. More on the fame fubjeds. A happy union 
againft corruption. Poftfcript to the Duke 
of Q^and to the Duchefs - - iif 

LVII. Mr. Gay to Dr. Swift. His account of him- 
felf : His lad Fables : His economy. — ^Poft- 
fcript by Mr. Pope, of their common ail- 
ments, and economy; and againft party- 
fpirit in writing - - - 22(1 

LVIII. From Dr. Swift to Mr. Gay. Congratula- 
tion on Mr. Gay's leaving the Court: Lord 
Combury's refufal of a penfion : Character 
of Mr. Gay - - - az6 

LIX. From the Same. Concerning the writing of 
Fables : Advice about economy, and pro- 
vifion for old age ; of inattention, etc. 
Poftfcript to the Duchefs - - 230 

LX. From the Same to Mr. Gay, and a Poftfcript 

to the Duchefs, on various fubje£ls - 234 

LXL From the Same, concerning the opening of 
letters at the Poft-office. The encourage- 
ment given to bad writers. Reafons for 
his not living in England. Poftfcript to 
the Duchefs; her charadcr; raillery on 
the fubje£): of Mr. Gay himfelf - 240 

LXIL From Dr. Swift to Mr. Pope. An account 
of feveral little pieces or tra£l8 publiftied as 
his ; which were, or were not genuine 244 

LXin. From Mr. Pope and Dr. Arbuthnot to Dr. 

Swift : On the fudden death of Mr. Gay 249 

LXIV. From Dr. Swift. On the fame fubjeft. Of 
Mr. Pope's Epiftles, and particularly that 
on the ufe of riches - - 251 

LXV. From 



CONTENTS. » 

Letter ^s® 

LXV. From Mr. Pope, on Mr. Gay : His care of 
his memory and writings ; concerning the 
Dean's and his own ; and of feveral other 
things - - " ^54 

LXVI. More of Mr. Gay, his papers, and epitaph. 
Of the fate of his own writings, and the 
purpofe of them. Invitation of the Dean 
to England . - - 260 

LXVII. From Dr. Swift. Of the paper called The 
Life and Charafter of Dr. Swift. Of Mr. 
Gay, and the care of his papers. Of a 
libel againft Mr. Pope. Of the edition of 
the Dean's works in Ireland, how printed 263 

LXVni. Of the Dean's verfes, called A Libel on Dr. D. 
the fpurious charafler of him : Lord Bol.'s 
writings : The indolence of great men in 
years - - - - ^68 

J.XJX^ From Dr. Swift. On Mrs. Pope's death. 
Invitation to Dublin. His own fituation 
there, and temper - - 271 

LXX. Anfwer to the former. His temper of mind 
fince his mother's death. The union of 
fentiments in all his acquaintance - 274 

LXXI. Concern for his abfence. Of a libel againft 
him. Reflexions on the behaviour of a 
worthlefs man - - - 277 

LXXII. Melancholy circumftances of the feparation 
of friends. Impertinence of falfe pretend- 
ers to their friendfhip. Publiihers of 
flight papers. Of the Efiay on Man, and 
of the colleftion of the Dean's works. — 
Poftfcript by Lord Bolingbroke, concern- 
ing his metaphyfical works - 279 

LXXni. From Dr. Swift. The Anfwer. Of his own 
amufements, the Eflay on Man, and Lord 
B.'s writings - - - 284 

LXXIV. Of 



xii C O NT E N T S. 

LETTER p^^ 

LXXIV. Of the plcafures of his convcrfation : Of 
Dr. Arbuthnot*s decay of health : Of the 
nature, of moral and philofophijcal writ- 
ings - - - 287 

LXXV. From Dr. Swift. On the death of friends 290 

LXXVI. From the Same. On the offence taken at 
their writings. Of Mr. Pope's Letters. 
Charafter of Dr. Rundle, Biihop of Derry 292 
LXXVn. Concerning the Earl of Peterborow, and 

his death at Lifbon. . Charities of Dr. 
Swift - - - 2yg 

LXXVIIL From Dr. Swift. Of writing Letters : Se- 
veral of the ancients writ them to pub- 
lifli. Of his own Letters. The care he 
fhall take of Mr. Pope's, to prevent their 
being printed - - 297 

LXXIX. From Dr. Swift. On the denth of friends. 
What fort of popularity he has in Ireland. 
Againft the general corruption - 299 

LXXX. From the Same. His kindnefs for Mr. P* 

and his own infirm condition - 301 

LXXXL Mr, P. to Dr. Swift. His plan for the fe- 
cond book of Ethic Epiftlesi of the ex- 
tent and limits of human reafon and 
fcience j and what retarded the execu- 
tion of it. Of Lord B.'s writings. 

New invitations to England - 303 

LXXXIL From Dr. Swift. His refolution to pre- 
ferve Mr. Pope's Letters, and leave them 
to his difpofal after his death. His de- 
fire to be mentioned in the Ethic Epif- 
ties. Of the lofs of friends, and decays 
of age - - - 306 

LXXXIII. What fort of letters he now writes, and 

the contraftion qf his corrcfpondence. 
Of the human failings of great geniufes, 

4 and 



CONTENTS. xiu 

LsnTTER page 

and the allowance to be made them. 
His high opinion of Lord Bolingbroke 
and Dr. Swift as writers - 309 

LXXXIV. From Dr. Swift. Of old age, and death 

of friends. More of the Ethic Epiftles 31 ^ 

LXXXV. Of the complaints of friends. One of 

the bed comforts of old age. Some 

of his Letters copied in Ireland, and 
printed. Of Lord Bolingbroke's re- 
tirement. Of fome new friends, and of 
what fort they are - - 315 

LXXXVL The prefent circumftances of his life and 

his companions. Wiflies that the laft 
part of their days might be paiTed to- 
gether - - - 3^9 
LXXXVIL From Dr. Swift. Reafons that obftruft 

his coming to England. Defires to be 
remembered in Mr. Pope's Epiftles. 
Many of Mr. Pope's Letters to him, loft, 
and by what means - - - 32:3 

LXXXVIIL From Dr. Swift. Mention again of the 

chafm in the Letters. Obje6iions in 
Ireland to fome paiTages in Mr. Pope's 
Letters publiihed in England. The 
Dean's own opinion of them ' - 326 

LXXXIX. From Dr. Swift. Of his declining ftate 

of health. His opinion of Mr. P.'s 
Dialogue, intitled, One Thoufand Seven 
Hundred and Thirty-eight. The entire 
colledion of his and Mr. Pope's Letters, 
for twenty years and upwards, found, 
and in .the hands of a lady, a worthy and 
judicious relation of the Dean's. — This is 
a miftake ; not in hers, but in fome other 
fafe hands. - - - 329 

XC. t A very 



xiv CONTENTS, 

Letter Page 

XC. t A very curious Letter of Dr. Swift to Sir 

William Temple - - - 333 

XCI. t Letter of Dr. Swift on Mr. Long's death 336 

XCIL f Mr. Pope to Mr. Allen, conjeming Swift's 

publication of his Letters - - 338 



LETTERS 10 BROOK TAYLOR, Efq. 

Letter 

L f From Lord Bolingbroke concerning a MS. of 
the Hiftory of the Caefars by Eunapius, at 
Venice - - - 34' 

n. f From the Same. Obfervations on a new ex- 
planation of Daniel's prophecy ; an enquiry 
into the caufes and origin of moral evil| &c. 349 

IIL f From the Same, acknowledging the receipt 
of fome books on chronology and ancient 
hiftory, with his opinion thereoo - 344 

f Infcriptions in the Gardens of the Chateau 
de la Source near Orleans, written by 
Lord Bolingbroke during his exile - 347 



LETTERS to RALPH ALLEN, Efq. 

Letter 

L Of the ufe of pifiures and fculpture, both for 

civil and religious purpofes - - 349 

IL Of a new edition of his Letters, and the ufe 

of them - - -35^ 

IIL Of the cultivation of his own gardens - 354 

IV. Re- 



CONTENTS. X, 

LfiTTER Pa2[e 

IV. Reflexions on a falfe report concerning his 

own death - - '35^ 

V. On the Queen's death - "357 

VI. Concerning an obje£l of their common charity 359 

VII. His folicitude for his friends - - 360 

VIII. An account of his ill date of health in his lali 

illnefs - - - 362 



LETTERS to Mr. WARBURTGN- 

Letter 

I. His acceptance of the Commentary on the 

EssAT ON Man ... 26$ 

II. On the fame ... ^55 

III. On the fame ... ^6^ 

rV. On the fame - • - 369 

V. On the fame - - - 271 

VT. His ezpefiation of feeing him in town - 373 

VIL His opinion of the Divine Legation ; and his 
defire to have the Essay on Man thought 
as favourable to the interefts of religion as 
of virtue - - "375 

Vni. His projed of procuring a profe tranflation . 
of his Eflay into Latin^ and his approbation 
of a fpecimen fent to him of it - 378 

IX His chagrin on fomebody's having printed a 

new volume of his Letters in Ireland - 380 
X. His fatisfaflion in the profpefl of meeting his 

friend in town - - "3^3 

XI. Acquainting him with his obligations to a 

noble Lord .... ibid. 

Xn. An account of his projedi for adding a fourth 

book to the DuNciAD - - 386 

4 XIII. Invites 



xn CONTENTS. 



Fage 
XilL In^tes his £ricnd to Bath - « 387 

XlV. On the fame fubje£l - - 390 

XV. Relating to the projected edition of his works 392 

XVL On the fame, and the fourth book of die 

DuNciAD - - - 294 

XVII. On the fame - - - 397 

XVIIL On a noble Lord, who made profeflions of 

finrice - - - 401 

XIX. A chara£ter of their common friend, — his 
amufements in his garden, and folicitode 
for the proje^ied edition - • 402 

XX. Defires his friend to corre£k the Eflay on Homer 404 

XXI. Thanks him for having done it - 405 

XXII. Account of the publication of the Dunciad 407 

XXIII. Of his ill ftate of health.— The edition of his 

works. The laureat and the clergy ibid. 

XXIV. The increafe of his diforder and the forefight 

of its confequences - - 409 

XXV. On the fame - - - - 4x1 








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Pre&ce to the Works of Shakzspear • .473 



LET- 



i:, E T T E R S 



TO. AND FROM 



Br. JONATHAN S\nFT, etp. 

From the Year 1714 tQ I737f 



TOI«« ix< 



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^IFT. 






4 Ct^-e^J>,fm/ a/tZte'u. 



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* At the time this Letter was written. Swift was high in 
fiTDur with the Minilier, Lord Oxford* The Queen died th^ ' 
Attgoft foUowingi which terminated his political importance^ 

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LETTERS 

TO AND FROM 

D*. JONATHAN SWIFT, etc. 

From the Year 1714 16 1737^ 



LETTER I. 

MR. POPE TO DR. SWIFT. 

June 189 1 7 14. 

TTTTHATEVER ApoIogics it might become me to 
make at any other time for ^writing to you, I 
ihaU ufe none now, to a man who has owned him- 
felf as fplenetic as a Gat in the Gomitry. In that 
circumftance, I know by experience a letter is a very 
ufeful, as well as amufing thing; if you are too bufied * 
in date affairs to read it, yet you may find entertain-* 
ment in folding it into divers figures, either doubling 
it into a pyr^midical, or twifting it into a Terpentine 

form; 

* At the time this Letter was written. Swift was high ia 
&?our with the Minifter, Lord 0](foixi. The Queen died th^ ' 
Augii& foUowiogi which terminated his political importance^ 

sa 



4 LETTERS TO AND 

form : or, if your difpofidon ihould iiot be fo ma« 
thematical, in taking it v/ith you to that phce vherQ 
men of ftudious minds are apt to fit longer than or- 
dinary ; where, after an abrupt divifion of the paper, 
it may not be unplealant to try to fit and rejoin the 
broken lin^ together. All thefe amufements I am 
no ftranger to in the Country, and doubt not but 
(by this time) you begin to relifh them, in your prc- 
fent contemplative fituation, 

' I remember a man who was thought to have fome 
knowledge in the world, ufed to adirm, that no 
people in .town ever complained they were forgotten 
by their Friends in the country : but my increafing 
experience convinces me he was miflaken, for I find 
a great many here grievoufly complaining of you 
upon this fcore. I am told further, that you treat the 
few you correfpond with in a very arrogant ftyle, and 
tell them you admire at their infolence in difturbing 
your meditations, or eyen inquiring of yo\ir retreat * : 
but this I will not pofitively aflert, becaufe 1 never 
received any fuch infulting Epiftle from you.- My Lord 
Oi^ord fays you have not written to him once fmce 
you went ; but this perhaps may be only policy, iu 
him or you : and I, who am half a Whig, muft not 
entirely credit any thing he affirms. At Button's h 
is reported you ^e gone to Hanover, and that Gay 

goes 

* Some time before the death of Queen ^011^9 vhen her Mi* 
nifters were quarrelling* and the Dean could not reconcile them^ 
he retired to a Friend's boufe at Letcomb in Bcrkftiire, and never 
few them after, Warton, 



t^koM bit. swirr, etc* i 

goes only on an Embafly to you *. Others ;q>prehend 
Ibme dangerous State treatife from your retirement ; 
and a Wit^ who afi^£b to imitate Balfac, fays that the 
Miniftry now are like thofe Heathens of old who 
received their oracles from the Woods. The Gea- 
tlenioi of the Roman Catholic perfuafion are not un* 
willing to credit me, when I whifper, that you arf 
gone to meet fome Jefuits commiffipned from the 
Court of Rome> in order to fettle the mod cohyo* 
nient methods to be taken for the commg of the Pre* 
tenderi. Dr, Arbuthnot is fingular in his opinion, 
and imagines your only defign is to attend at full lei- 
f ure to the life and adventures of Scriblerus \ This 
indeed muft be granted of greater Importance than all 
the reft ; and I wifli I could promife. fo well of you* 
The top of my own ambition is to contribute to that 
great work, and I (hall tranflate Homer by the bye# 
Mr. Gay has acquainted you what progrefs I have 

made 

* Gay was fent at this time oa the embafly to Hanover^ with 
CraggSf to announce the illnefs of Queea Anne. 

^ This projeft (in which the pnndpal perfons engaged wet^ 
Dr. Arbudinot, Dr. Swift^ and Mr. Pope] was a very noble on^* 
It was to write a complete (atire k profe upon the abufeain every 
branch of fcieace, comprifcd in the hiftory of the life and writings 
of Scribleras ; the ifliie of which was only fome detached parts 
and fragments} fuch aa the Memoirs of ScribkruSf the Travels of 
GuUiver^ the Treatife of the Profunda the literal Criticijnu on 
Firgilf etc. WAaioafON. 

The ibree laft*mentianed Worki were not at all in the cha* 
tafter of Dr. Scriblerus. Wmtoh* 



6 LETTERS TO AND 

made b ir. I can't name Mr. Oay, without a)l the 
acknowledgments which I (hall erer owe you, on his 
account* If I write this in verfe^ I would tell you, 
you are like the fun, and whiTe men imagine you to 
be retired or abfent, are hourly exerting your indul- 
gence, and bringing things to maturity for their ad- 
vantage. Of all the world, you are the man (with- 
out flattery) who fenre your friends with the leaft 
oftentatlon ; it is almoft ingratitude to thank you *, 
confidering your temper ; and this is the period of all 
my letter which I fear you will think the moft ixth 
perdnent. I am, with the trueft affe£tion, 

Yours, etc 






LETTER n. 

FROM DR. SWIFT TO MR. POPE. 

DubIio» Jane 289 X7r5. 

IlMY ^ Lord Bifhop of Oogher gave me your kind 

letter full of reproaches for my not writing. 

I am naturally no very exadt correfpondent, and when 

I leave 

* Swift was at this time earneftly foliciting, among his great 
friendSf fubfcriptiohs for Pope's Homer. 

• Dr, St. Georgt AJh^ formerly a Fellow of Truuty-Cclkge^ 
JMBuf (to whom 'the Dean was a Papil^) afterwards Bi(hop of 

Clogher^ 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. y 

1 leave a country without a probability of ititumlng, 
I think as feldom as I can of what I loved or efteemed 
in it, to avoid the Defiderium which of all things makes 
life moft uneafy. But you muft give me leave to add 
one thing, that you talk at your eafc, being wholly 
unconcerned in public events t For, if your friends 
the Whigs continue *, you may hope for fome favour ; 
if the Tories return t, you are at lead fure of quiet. 

Tott 



i^te 



Cloghcr, and tranflatcd to the See of Deny in 1716-17. It wu 
he who married Swift to Mrs. Johnfon, 1 716, and performed the 
ceremony in a garden. 

* No man perhaps was ever lefs entitled to the honouiaUe 
iiaine of a Whig, than Pope : every thing conncded with the 
Houfc of Hanover, was his avctfion. Poffibly, however, there 
w«s fome fn^€ in his profciEons : when things were m dMo^ it 
might be political to have fuch a charader as he dcfcribct 
bimlelf afterwards, 

<« In moderation placing all ray glory^ 

Whilft Tories call me Whig, and Whigs a Tory.**' 
Bnt when the ifluc was determined ; when the Whigs fuccecded, 
and he was not thought of, at Icgft by the Court; his afperity 
gradually increafcd againft every thing conneaed with the Whig 
intcrcft ; hence his perfonal animofity againft the King and Queen, 
— bia affcAed contempt of their eftabHniinent,-.and his dcrifion of 
the/«i«iy and Julmfs (as he aflfeas to fpcak) of the refidcnce at 
St. James's and Windfor. 

fin a Manufcript Letter of Lord- Bolingbroke, it is faid, 

*f «^'^^ ^^^ ^"'^ ^^^ °"^ ^'^'^ Hanover with a refolution 

Of oppreffing no fet of men that would be quiet fubjeds. But as 
foon as he come into Holland, a contrary refolution was taken, at 

Ind ?f folTrSi '^ '^^""' *"^ ^'^^'""^'^y -f HeinHus, 
and of fome of the Whigs. Lord Town/hend came triumphantly 
to acquamt Lord Somers with all the meafures of profLS 
and of perfecnuon which they intended, and to which the Lg 

* ^ had 



8 tfetTtils to Atiti 

iTou kn^w how well I loved both Lord Ostlbrd Hai 
^Uogbroke, and how dear the Duke of Ormond b 
tQ me* X Dq you imagine I tzn be eafy while thd^ 
Hn^miei ^re endeavouring to take off thdr heads ? 
/ tmnc ei 'O^ftu Ucum meditare canoros^'^o you ima* 
ffffiQ \ can be eafy, when I thii^ of the probable eon- 
iequ^ceg of thefe proceedings, perhaps opoH the very 
pe$u:e of the nation^ hot certainly of the minds of fo^ 
m«ny hundred thoufand good ftibje^s? Upon the 
whole, you may truly attribute my fitence to the 
Eclipfe, but it w^s that Eclipfef which happened oh xktt 
firit of Auguft« 

I borrowed your Homer ffbm the fiifliop (mine is 
not yet landed) atid read it ottt in two etenmgs. If 
it pleafeth others as well as me, you have got yout* 
end in profit and reputation ; yet I am angry at fome 
bad Rhymes and Triplets, and pray in your next 
do not let me have fo many unjuft^able Rhymes \ 

10 



had act Uft confented. The old Peer aflced hi^ what he meanty 
ind (hed tears on the forefight of mcafttrea like thofe of the 
Roman Trhimvirate.'* WaKtoit^ 

^ The warmth -of Swift in favour of hia frienda is natural and 
intereiling4 He difdained the idea of not teeetin|f manfully what« 
tver might be brought againft him, though he inew the public 
mind was inflamed. Bolingbroke thought it bcft to abfcond. 

f There was a great Eclipfe at this time. He alludes to the 
death of the Queen the ifl of Auguft. 

% He was frequently carping at Pope for bad Rhymes in man^ 
Other parts of bis works. His own were remarkably exad. 



■ 

V 



t^ROM Dk. sWiFt, etc. ^ 

to ioar and ^^^/j. I tell you all the faults I know^ 
oiUy in one or two places you are a little obfcure ; 
but I expeSed you to be fo in one or ttro and twenty. 
t have heard no foul talk of it here, for indeed it is 
not come over; nor do we very much abound in 
judges, at lead I have not the honour to be ac- 
quainted with them. Your notes are perfeAly good^ 
and fo are your Preface and Effay ♦. You are pretty 
bold in mentioning Lord Bolingbroke in that Preface. 
I law the Key to the Lock but yefterday : I think you 

« 

have changed it a good deal, to adapt it to the pre- 

fent times ''• 

God be thanked I have yet no Parliamentary bufi-> 

nefs, and if they have done with me, I (hall never 

feek their acquaintance. I have not been very fond 

of theih for fome years paft, not when I thought 

them tolerably good ; and therefore, if I can get leave 

to be abfent, I (hall be much inclined to be on that ' 

fide, when there is a Parliament on this ; but truly 

I mud be a little eafy in my mind f before I can thiilk 

of Scriblerus. 

You 

* Givra to him bjr Paraell ; and with which Pope told Mr. 
Spence^ he was never well fatisfiedt though he corrt^ed it again 
and a^jrain. Wartor« 

' Put thefe two laft obfervations together, and it will appear^ 
that Mr. Pope was never wanting to. hia friends for fear of Party^ 
Dor would he infult a Miniftry to humour them. He faid of him* 
fclf, and I believe he faid truly, that he never turote a line to gratify 
the ammofiiy of any one parly at the expence 0/ another. See the 
Letter to a Noble Lord. WARBuaroN- 

f Never >ya8 exhibited fo ftrong and lamentable a pidkure of 
4ifappoiQted ambition, aa in thefe Letters of the Dean. When 



4o LETTERS TO aUH 

You art to underftand that I live in the comer erf* 
1 vaft unfumifhed houfe ; my family confifts of a 
fteward> a groom, a helper in the ftable, a footmad^ 
and an old maid, who are all at board wages, and 
when I do not dine abroad, or make an entertain* 
roent (which laft is very rare), 1 eat a mntton pye^ 
and drink half a pint of wine : My amufements are, 
defending my fmall dominions againft the Archbifliop^ 
and endeavouring to reduce niy rebellious Choir. 

Perditur 



we confider the fidelity and ability with which he ferved ttie 
Queen's lad Miniilryy we are furprifed that they ga^e him no 
higher preferment, but bani(hed him, as it were, to Ireland. The 
fa^ isi that he had fo infuperably difgttfted many grave 
Divines^ and the Queen herfelfy by his Tale of a Tuby that (he 
never would hear of his advancement in the Church *. And this 
difguft was kept alive by the inftic^ations of Archbiihop Sharp, 
and the Duchefs of Somerfet» whom he had wantonly lam- 
pooned. It was in vain hew^te^ to take olt thefe impref&ons, his 
incomparable Treatifes, A ProjeB for the Advanciment of ReTtgioa; 
and the Sentiments of a Church of England Man, ' The truth i8» 
bis friends the Minifters had it not in their power to do more 
for him than they did ; but, as is the conftant pradlice of all Mini* 
ders, artfully concealed from him their inability to ferve him, to 
keep him iteady in his dependence on them. War ton. 

^ Warton fpeaks here of the Minifters of Queen Anne, who (particularly. Ox* 
ford) expreiTed the greatel^ attachment and obligations to Swifi. The fuhfequent 
caHfe of his difappoiniment is to be found (as hith been already mentioned) in 
Coxe*s Memoirs. I cannot, howe\*er9 perceive any great caufe of complaint, 
when a perfon^ although of eminent talents, yet being horn to no pattimony, 
talks (at the fume time that he expreflcs his dii'appoiniment) of ** having 
njimardt a groom, » kflper in the ftables, a footman, and ayioldnMidt** " who 
cats a mution-pie, and diinks half a pint of wine, when he does not dine abroad* 
or give an entertainment ;" and '* whofe amti/emenis are, defending hU/mall <A». 
minioat again ft the Archbilliop, and endeavouring to reduce his rebeiliottt choir !*' 
He may fay of himfelf, " Ftfrdilur /uee itiiet mykro lur ;** but how many men 
of equal talents, if not fuperior virtues, :ire there, who stobM think their tjilenn 
amply remunerated by half his income ?. 



FROM DR. SWlFTj etc. it 

Btur bac inter mifero lute. I dcfire you will prt- 
fcnt my humble fervice to Mr. Addifoiif Mr. Con- 
greve, Mr. Rowe, and Gay. I am, and wHl b« 

always^ extremely 

Yours, eto 



f 



LETTER in. 

MR. POPE* TO DR. SWIFT. 

June 20, 17 1 A 

^ CANNOT fuffer a friend to crofs the Irifh feas trith- 
out bearing a teftimony from me of the conilant 
efteem and afie&ion I am both obliged and inclined to 
have for you. It is better he fhould tell you than I^ 
how often you are in our thoughts and in our cups, 
and how I learn to fleep lefs" and drink more when- 
ever you are named among us. I look upon a friend 
in Ireland as upon a friend in the other world, whom 
(popilhly fpeaking) I believe conftantly well difpofed 
towards me, and ready to do me all the good he can, 
in that (late of reparation, though I hear nothing 

from 

♦ All Popc*s Letters to Swift fccm more than ufually affcftcd, 
and laboured. 

* Alluding to his conftant cudom of fleeping after dinner. 

Warburtoh. 



14 LETTERS TO AND 

from him, and make addrefies to him but very raretv* 
A proteftaut divine cannot take it amifs that I treat 
him in the fame niannef with my patron Saint» 

1 can tell you no news, but what you will not 
fufficiently wonder at, that I fuffer many things as an 
author militant : whereof in yoUr days of probation 
you have been a fharer, or you had not arrived in 
that triumphant (late you now defervedly enjoy in 
the Church. As for me, I haVe not the leaft hopes 
of the Cardinalat, tho' I fuffer for my religion in 
Jilmoft every weekly paper* I have begun to take a 
pique at the Pfalms of David (if the wicked may be 
credited, who have printed a fcandalous one ^ in my 
Jiame *). This report I dare not difcourage too much^ 
in a profpeft 1 have at prefent of a poft under th^ 
Marquis de Langallerie^ wherein if I can do but 
fome fignal fervice againft the Pope, I may be con* 
fiderably advanced by the Turks, the only religious 
p^ple I dare confide in. If it fhould happen here* 
after that I Ihould write for the holy law of Mahomet^ 
I hope it may make no breach between you and me ) 
every one muft live, and I beg you will not be th« 
man to manage the controvcrfy againft me. The 

Church 

' In Curl's Collcftion. Warburton^ 

• Warton fays, " It is obferva1}Ie that he docs not deny his 
being the writer of it/^ I have litde doubt that he was fo« The 
Pfalm 13 printed in the " Additions to Pope's Works." 

* One who made a soife th^j as Count Sooneval has done 

iu3C«* ' WA&BVftTON« 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. ij 

Church of Rome* I judge (from many modem 
fyoqitoms, as well as ancient prophecies) to be in 2^ 
declining condition ; that of England will in a fhort 
' time be fcarce able to maintain her own family : fo 
Churches fink as generally as Banks in Europe, and 
for the fame reafon ; that Religion and Trade, which 
^t firfl; were open and free, have been reduced into 
the Management of Companies, and the Roguery of 
Piredors. 

I don't know why I tell yo\» all this, but that I 
idways loved fo talk to you ; but this is not a time 
for any man to talk to the purpofe. Truth is a kind 
of contraband commodity, which I would not venture 
to export, and therefore the only thing tending that 
dangerous way which I (hall fay, is, that I am, and 
fdways will be, with the utmofl: fincerity. 

Yours, etc, 

# 

♦ Thefc words arc remarkable. What would he have faid, if 
)ie had feen what has happened in France, 1 794 ? and what is 
likely to happen, by the diffaiion of Learning and Science, in all 
the other Catholic Countries of Europe ? Such events are ftu* 
pendous ; — Kon h^cjine nundne Divum eveniunt, Wartoh, 

And what would he have fatd, if he had feen ihtjlnale of that 
terrible Dratta id Fiance, called the Revolution ? Let me, how* 
ever, fpeak of one fingular man, as far as my own feelings go ( 
and. odious as are his atrocities, Hill 1 fhould confefs, if I were 
a Frenchmanf ony obligations to him, for fav'mg me from the 
bloody mercies of thofe whom Mr. Southey calls, more «nthufi« 
^ically than wifely, 

« The M-mighty People I 

Who luUPd they would ht free ! r 



14 LETTERS TO AND 



LETTER IV. 

JrHOM DR, SWIFT TO MR. POPE. 

Augfuft 301 X7i6b 
T HAD the favour of yours by Mr. F. of whom, be- 
fore any other queftiop relating to your health or 
fortune, or fuccefs as a Poet, I enquired your prin« 
cipka in the common form, " Is he Whig, or a Tory ?■* 
I am fprry to find they are not fo well tallied to the pre- 
fent juncture, as I could wiih. I always thought the 
tprms of fa6lQ and 'Jure had been introduced by the 
Poets, ^d (hat f^ofleflion of any fort in Kings was 
held an unexceptionable title in the Courts of Par- 
naifus. If you do not grow a perfeft good fubjed 
in all its prefent latitudes, I Ihall conclude you are 
become rich, and able to live without dedica- 
tions to men in power, whereby one great in- 
conveniency will follow, that you and the world 
and poflerity will be utterly ignorant of (heir Virtues. 
For, cither your brethren have miferably deceived us 
thefe hundred years paft, or Power confers Virtue, as 
paturally as five of your Popiih facraments do Grace. 
—You fleep lefs, and drink more— But your mafter 
Horace was Vimfomnique benignw : -and, as I take it, 
^th are proper for your trade. As to mine, there 
^e a thoufand poetical texts to confirm the one } and 

j as 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 15 

as to the other, I know It was anciently the cufloia 
to fleep in Temples for thofe who would confult the 
Oracler, <* Who dilates to me* numbering %** 
etc 

You ore an ill Cs^holic, or a worfe Geographer^ 
for I can affure you, Ireland is not Paradife f, and I 
appeal even to any Spanifh diving, whether Addrefles 
were ever made to a friend in Hell, or Purgatory ? 
And who are all thefe enemies you hint at ? I can 
only think of Curl, Gildon, Squire Burnet, Black? 
more, and a few others^ whofe names I have forgot ; 
Took^ in my opinion, as neceilary for a good writer, 
as pen, ink, and paper. And befides, I would £3[in 
know whethet every Draper doth not fhew you three 
or four damtiM pieces of ftuff to fet off his good one? 
However, I will grant, that one thorough Bookfelling- 
ILogue is better qualified to vex an author, than ^ 
his cotemporary fcribblers in Critic or Satire, not only 
|>y ftolen Copies of what was inconc& or unfit for the 
public, but by downright laying other men's dulnefii 
at your door. I had long a defign upon the Ears of 
that Curl, when I was in credit, but the Rogue 

would 

* The 00I7 time Stuiji cyot alludes to Milton : who wai of an 

«rder of writeit very dxffcfeot from what Swift admired, and imi« 

fated. Warton. 

^ ISJkaiu Warburtqn* 

t According to Spencers ane^tes, Swift was not bom in Ire<f 

^j as i^lms fbmctimcs been tlSsfilc^ but ^ Lcicefter, 1667. 

WARTOIft 



i6 LETTERS TO AND 

would never allow me a fair ftioke at them, ^thOugli 
my penknife was ready drawn and fhztp. I can hardlj 
believe the relation pf his being poifoned, although tb^ 
liiftoriap pretend^ to have been an eye-witnefs : Sut I 
beg p^rdon^ Sack might do it) although Rats-bane 
would not^ I n^ver faw the thing you mention as 
falfely imputed to you; but I think the frolicks of 
merry hours, ev^n when we are guihy, fliould not 
be left to the mercy of our befk friends, until Curl 
and his refemblers are hanged* 

With fubmiiTron to the better judgment pf you and 
your friends, 1 take your projeft of* an employment 
under the Turk$ to be idle and unneceflary^ Jflzvt 
a little patience, and you will find more merit and 
encouragement at home by the fame methods. Yott 
are ungrateful to your country ; quit but your own 
Religion, and ridicule ours, and that will allow you 
a free choice of any other, or for none at all, and 
pay you Well into the bargain. Therefore prtty do 
hot run and difgrace us among the Turks, by telling 
them you Were forced to leave your native home, be- 
caufe we would. oblige you to be a Chriftian ; Where* 
as we will make it appear to all the world, that ws 
only compelled you to be a Whig. 

There is a young ingenious Quaker in this town, 
who writes verfes to his miflrefs, not vpry corref^,^ 
but in a flrain purely what a poetical Quaker fh6ul4 
do, commending her look and h^bir, etc. ]( gav^ 

4 roe 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 17 

me a hint that a fet of Quaker paftorals might fuc- 
ceed, if your friend Gay ^ could fancy it, and I think 
it a fruitful fubjedl ; pray hear what he fays. I be*- 
lieve further, the paftoral ridicule is not exbaufled ; 
and that a porter, footman, or^ chairman's paftoral 
might do well. Or what think you of a Newgate 
paftoral, among the whores and thieves there ? 

Laftly, to conclude, I love you never the worfe 
for feldom writing to you» I am in an obfcure fceney 
where you know neitl^er thing nor pcrfon. I can 
only anfwer yours, which I promife to do after a fort 
whenever you think fit to employ me. But I can 
aflure you, the fcene and the times have deprefted 
me wonderfully, for I will impute no defe£l to thofe 
two paltry years which have flipped by fince I had 
the happinefs to fee you. 

I am with the trueft efteem, 

Yours, etc. 

' Gay did write a paftoral of this kind, which is publiflied in 
liis works* Warton* 

^ Swift hifflfdf wrote oae of this kind, intitled Dermot and 
Shidab. WAaTOM. 



XOU IX. 



18 LETTERS. TO AND 



-^ * 



'LETTER y^ 

FROM DR. SWIFT TO MR. POPE. 

l!)ublmy Jan . lOy 1 7 ^ f « 

A THOUSAND things • have vexed me of late years, 
upon which I am determined to lay. open my 
mind to you. I rather chufe to appeal to you than 
'to my Lord Chief Juftice Whitlhed, under the 
Situation I am in. For, I take this caufe properly to 
He before you : You are a much fitter Judge of what 
concerns the credit of a Writer, the injuries that are 
done him, and the reparations he ought to receive. 
Befides, I doubt whether the arguments I could 
fuggeft to prove my own innocence, would be of 
much weight from the gentlemen of the Long-robe 
to ,thofe in Furs, upon whofe decifion about the dif- 
ference of Style or Sentiments, I ihould be very im* 
^willing to leave the merits of my Caafe. 

pive me leave then to put you in mind (although 
•jou cannot eafily forget it) that about ten weeks, b^ore 
the Queen's death, I left the town, upon occafion 
of that incurable breach among the great men at 
Court) and went down to Berkihire, where you may 

remember / 

' This Letter Mr. Pope never receiTed. Fops. Nor did he 
believe it viras ever fent. W a r b u rton . 

* No piece of Swift contain more political knowledge, more 
love of the £ngli(b ConftitucioUy and national JLibcrtji than ap. 
pears in this celebrated letter ; and it is not 1 little wonderful that 
Pope (hould afibm he never received it* . . Wa&toii* 



tHOM DR. SWIFT, etc. 19 

• 

ttRnember that you gave me the favour of a vifit. 
t^Thile I was ia that retirement, I writ a difcourfe 
which I thought might be ufeful in fuch a jundure 
pf affairs^ and fent it up to London ; but, upon fome 
difference in opinion between me and a certain great 
Minifter * now abroad, the publifhing of it was de- 
ferred fo long, that the C^een died, and I recalled 
my copy, which hath been ever lince in fafe hands, 
•In a few weeks after the lofs of that excellent Prin- 
cefs, I came to my flation here j where I have con- 
tinued ever fincc in the greateft privacy, and utter 
ignorance of thofe events, which are moll commonly 

talked of in the world. I neither know the names 

... 81. 

nor number of the Royal Family which now reigns, 
further than the Prayer-book informs me. I can* 
not tell who is Chancellor, who are Secretaries, 
nor with what nations we are in peace or war. And 
this manner of life was not taken up out of any fort 
of Affeftation, but merely to avoid giving offence, 
and for fear of provoking Party -zeal. 

1 had indeed written fome Memorials of the four 
laft years of the Queen's reign, with fome other in- 
formations, which I received, as neceffary , ihaterials 
to qualify me for doing fomething in an employment 
then defigned me " : But, as it was. at the difpofal qf 
a perfon who had not the fmalleft fhare of ileadinefs 
«r fincerity, I difdained to accept it. 

Thefc 

^ BoSiigbrc^Cr /* HiftoriogT^pbcr. .Wartok. 

e 2 



20 LETTERS TO AND 

Thefe papers at my few hours of health and leiflir^^ 
I have been digefting * into order by one flieet at a 
time, for I dare not venture any further, left the 
humour of fearching and fei^ng papers fliould re- 
vive ; not that I am in pain of any danger to my- 
felf, (for they contain nothing of prefent Times or 
Perfons, upon which I (hall never lofe a thought 
while there is a Cat or a Spaniel in the houfe,) but to 
preferve them from being loft among Meftengers and 
Clerks. 

I have written in this kingdom, a* difcourfe to 
perfuade the wretched people to wear their own Ma- 
nufadures inftead of thofe from England. This 
Treatife foon fpread very faft, being agreeable to the 
fentiments of the whole nation, except of thofe 

gentlemen 

■ Thcfe papers fomc years after were brought finifhcd by the 
Dean into England, with an intention to publifh them. But L* 

'BoL on whofe judgment he relied, diffuadcd him from that de« 
fign. He told the Dean, there were feveral fads he knew to be 

"hKcf and that the whole was fo much in the fpirit of party- writ- 
ing, that though it might havemade a feafonable pamphlet in the time 
of the adminiftration, it was a difhonour to juil hiftory. It is to 

' be obferved that the Treafurer Oxford was the Hero of the ftory. 

•The Dean would do nothing againft his friend's judgment, yet it 
extremely chagrined him. And he told a common friend, that 

' fince L. B. did not approve his hiftory, he would caft it into the 

JbrCf though it was the bcft work he had ever written. However, 
it did not undergo this fate, and is faid to be yet ia being. — It has 
been fince publiftied. ' Warburtom. 

Lord Bolingbroke, in a Letter to Sir William Wyndham, 
exprefles his opinion of this work as very partial and defedlive. 

* A Propofal for thC'UiiiverfalUfe of Irilh^Manufadures. 

Po?s. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. at 

gentlemen who had employments, or were Expeft- 
ants. Upon which a perfon in great office here im- 
mediately took the alarm : He fent in hafte for the 
Chief Juftice, and informed him of a feditious, fac- 
tious, and virulent Pamphlet, lately publiflied with a 
defign of fetting the two Kingdoms at variance ; di- 
reSing at the fame time that the Printer fhould be 
profecuted to the utmoft rigour of law. The Chief 
Juftice had fo quick an underftanding, that he re- 
folved, if poflible, to outdo his orders. The Grand- 
Juries of the county and city were pradUfed efFeftu- 
ally with to reprefent the faid Pamphlet with all 
a^ravating Epithets, for which they had thanks fent 
them from England, and their Prefentments publifbed 
for feveral weeks in all the news-papers. The Printer 
was feized, and forced to give great bail : After his 
trial the Jury brought him in Not Guilty, although 
they had been culled with the utmoft induftry ; the^ 
Chief Juftice fent them back nine times, and kept 
them eleven hours, until being perfedly tired out, 
they were forced to leave the matter to the mercy of 
the Judge, by what they call a Special Verdifl:. Du- 
ring the trial, the Chief Juftice, among other fingu- 
larities, laid his hand on his breaft, and protefted 
folemnly, that the Author's defign was to bring in the 
Pretender; although there was. not a fmgle fyllable 
of Party in the whole Treatife, and although it was 
known that the moft eminent of thofe who profeffed 
his own principles, publicly difallowed his proceed- 

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21 LETTERS TO AND 

ings. But the caufe being fo very odious and unpo* 

pular, the trial of the VerdiQ: was deferred from one 

term to another, until, upon the Duke of G-ft^n the 

Lord Lieutenant^s arrival, his Grace, after mature 

advice, and permiflion from England, was pleafed to 

grant a noliprofequL 

This is the more remarkable, becaufe it is faid that 

the man is no illdecider in common cafes of property^ 

where Party is out of the queftion; biit when that 

intervenes, with ambition at heels to pufh it forward, 

it muft heeds confound any man of little fpirit, and 

low birth, who hath no oiKer endowment than that 

fort of Knowledge, which, however poflcffed in the 

higheft degree, can pdflibly give tio one good quality 

to the mind % 

It 

' This it a very ftrange iflertion. To fuppofe that a confuBi'* 
mate knowledge of the Lavs* by which civilized Jbcietics are 
governed, can ^'t^ no on^gwui quality to the mmd^ is making Ethics 
(of which public laws are fo confiderable a part) a very unprofit« 
able {lady. The bed divifion of the fciences is that old one of 
Plato, into Ethics, Phyfics, and Logic. The feverer Philofoi 
phers condemn a to^al application to the two latter^ becaufe they 
have no tendency to mend the heart ; and recommended the fixi^ 
tA our' principal ftudy, for its efficacy in this important fervic<^ 
And fiire, if any human fpeculitions have this effeft, they maft b^ 
thofe which have man for their obje^, as a reafonable, a focial, 
and a civil being. And thefc are all included under Ethics j whe^ 
ther you call the iciencc Morality or Ijavf* With fegard to the 
Common Law of England, we may juftly apply to it what Tully 
fays of the law of the Twelve Tables ; <' Fremant omnet licet^ 
** dicam quod fentio : bibliothepas mehercule omnium Philofophu^ 
** rum unum miht videtur PtodeAanim volumen et authoritatia 

* • ■ " » _ » 

^ pondcre ct utilitatis ubertate fuperarCt'* Sut the ^ft evidence 

of 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 33 

« 

It is true, I have been much concerned, for feveral 
years paft, upon account of the public as well as for 
myfelf, to fee how ill a tafte for wit and fenfe prevails 
in the world, which Politics^ and South-fea, and 
Psarty, and Operas, and Mafquerades, have antro^ 
duced. For, befides many infipid papers which the 
malice of fome hath entitled me to, there are many 
perfons appearing co wi(h me well, and pretending to 
be judges of my (lyle and manner, who have ypt 
afcribed fame writings to me, of which any man of 
common fenfe and literature would be heartily 
afliamed. I cannot forbear inltandng a Treatife callf:d 
a Dedication upon Dedications ^ which many would have 
to be mine, although it be as empty, dry, and fi^rile 
a compofition, as I remember at any time to have 
read. But above all, there is one circumftance 
which makes it impoflible for me to have been Au- 
thor of a Treatife, wherein there are feveral pages 
containing a Panegyric on King George, of whofe 
charafter and perfon I am utterly ignorant) nor ever 
had once the curiofity to inquire into either, living 
at fo great a diftance as I do, and having long done 
with wbatev^ can relate to public matters. 

Indeed, 



of its moral ({Ecacy ia the manners of its. Profefiors 9 and thefe, 
io evcrj agCi have been (uch a^ werq. the bft improved, and the 
bft corrupted* Wa&burton. 

04 



34 LETTERS TO AND 

Indeed, I have formerly delivered my thoughts very 
freely, whether I were afked or no; but never af- 
fedted to be a Counfellor, to which I had no manner 
of call. I was humbled enough to fee myfelf ib far 
out-done by the Earl of Oxford in my own trade as 
a Scholar, and too good a courtier not to difcover 
his contempt of thofe who would be men of import- 
ance out of their fphere. Beiides, to fay the truth, 
although T have known many great Minifters ready 
enough to hear opinions, yet I have hardly feen one 
that would ever defcend to take Advice; and this 
pedantry arifeth from a Maxim themfelves do not 
believe at the fame time they pradife by it, that there 
is fomething profound in Politics, which men of 
plain honefl fenfe cannot arrive to. 

I only wiib my endeavours bad fucceeded better in 
the great point I had at heart, which was that of 
reconciling the Minifters to each other *. This might 
have been done, if others, who had more concern 
and more influence, would have aded their parts; 
and, if this had fucceeded, the public intereft both of 
Church and State would not have been the worfe, 
nor the Proteftant Succeilion endangered. 

But, whatever opportunities a contiant attendance 
of four years might have given me for endeavouring to 
do good offices to particular perfons, I deferve at leaft 

to 

* His ineffe£t!ial tttempts to produce reconciliation between 
Bolingbroke and Oxford. 

8 



FROM DR. SWIFT^ etc. «j 

to find tolerable quarter from thofe of the other Party ; 
for many of which I was a conftant advocate with the 
Earl of Oxford •, and for this I appeal to his Lord- 
fliip : He knows how often I prefled him in favour of 
Mr. Addifon, Mr. Congreve, Mr. Rowe, and Mn 
Steel ; although I freely confels that his Lordfliip's 
kindnefs to them was altogether owing to his generous 
notions, and the efteem he had for their wit and parts, 
of which I could only pretend to be a remembrancer. 
For I can never forget the anfwer he gave to the late 
Lord Halifax, who, upon the firft change of the 
Miniftry, interceded with him to fpare Mr. Congreve: 
It was by repeating thefe two lines of Virgil : 

Non obtufa adeo geftamus ptStorz Pocni, 
Nee tarn averfus equos Tyria Sol jungit ab urbc. 

Purfuant to which, he always treated Mr. Congreve 
with the greateft perfonal civilities, aiTuring him of 
' his conftant favour and protedion, and adding that 
be would ftudy to do fomething better for him. 

I remember it was in thofe times a ufual fubjeft of 
raillery towards me among the Minifters, that 1 never 
came to them without a Whig in my fleeve : "Which 
I do not fay with any view towards making my 
Court: For the new Principles^ fixed to thofe of 

that 

* A ftrikmj^ trait of Swift's liberality and kindocfsi as well as 
of Lord Oxford's. 

* He means particularly the principle at that time charged upon 
them by their Enemies^ of an intention to frofcribe the Tories. 

Warbv&ton. 



i6 LETTERS TO AND 

diat denomination, I did then, and do now from my 
heart abhor, deteft, and abjure, as wholly degenerate 
from their predeceiTors. I have converfed in fome 
freedom with more Minifters of State of all parties 
than ufually happens to men of my level, and, I con* 
fefs, in their capacity as Minifters, I look upon them 
as a race of people whofe acquaintance no man 
would court, otherwife than upon the fcore of Vanity 
or Ambition. The firft quickly wears off, (and is the 
Vice of low minds, for a man of fpirit is too proud 
to be vain,) and the other was not my cafe. BeiideSj^ 
having never received more than one fmall favour, I 
was under no necellity of bemg a Have to men in 
power, but chofe my friends by their perfonal mmt^ 
without examining how far their notions agreed with 
the politics then in vogue. I frequently converfed 
with Mr. Addifon, and the others I named (except 
Mr. Steel) during ,all my Lord Oxford's Miniftry, 
and Mr. Addifon's friendfliip to me continued invio^ 
lable, with as much kindnefs as when we ufed to meet 
at my Lord Somers • or Halifax, who were leaders 

of the oppofite Party, 

I would 

« The following curious account of Swift's political conduA ift 
given by the rcfpcaable Dr. Salter, late Mafter of the Charter, 
houfe. *• Lord Somers recommended Swift at his own very 
cameft requeft to Lord Wharton, when that Earl went Lieutenant 
to Ireland in 1708, but without fuccefs ; and the anfwer Whar- 
ton is faid to have given was never forgotten or forgiven by Swift; 
but it fccms to have laid the foundation of that peculiar rancour 
with which he always inentions Lord Wharton. I fcw and read. 

tva 



FRbM Dfe. SWIFT, itc. if 

T would infer from all this, that it is with great inu 
juftice I have thefe liiany years been pelted by yout 
Pamphleteers, merely upon account of fom6 regard 
which the Queen's laft Minifters were pleafed to have 
for me : And yet in my cbnfdehce I think I am a paru 
taker in every ill deCgn they had againft the Proteft^ 
ant^uccef&on, or die Liberties and Religion of their 
Country ; and can fay with Cicero, ^< that I ihould 
^ be proud to be included with them in all their 
*^ affions tanqtcafn in equo Trojano.^ But Jf I have 
never difcovered by my words, writings, or adions, 
any party virulence % or dangerous deiigns againft the 
prefent powers ; if my friendfhip and converfation 
were* equally ihewa among thofe who liked or di£> 
approved the proceedings then at Court, and that! 

was 



two Letters of Jonathan Swift, then prebendary of St. Patrick's 
Dabliny to Lord.Somers : the firft eameiliy intreating his favour, 
pleading his poverty* and profeffing the moll unalterable attach* 
mcnt to his Lordfhip's perfon, friends, and caufe ; the fccond 
acknowledging Lord Somcrs's kindnefs in having recommended 
him ; and concluding with the like ^lemn profeffiont, not more 
than a year before Swift d^rferted Lord Somers and all his friends, 
writing avowedly on the contrary fide, and (as he boafts himfelf ) 
libelling all the junto round. I faw alfo the very letters u^dh 
Lord Somers wrote to Lord Wharton, in which Swift is very hear« 
tily and warmly recommended ; and I well remember the (hort and 
very fmart anfwer Lord Wharton is faid to have given ; which, tis 
I have obferved, Swift never forgave or forgot : it was to this pur- 
pofe ; *' Oh, my Lord, we mud not prefer or countenance tliofe 
fellows ; we have not charaAer enough ourfdves." Wartoh. 

' The Examinerjf I fuppofe, were not then publilhed amongft 
the Dean's works. 'WARBVRToir, 



^9 LETTERS TO AND 

was known to be a common Friend of all deferving 
perfons of the latter fort, when they were in diftrefs : 
I cannot but think it hard, that I am not fuffered to 
run quietly among the common herd of people, whofe 
opinions unfortunately differ from thofe which lead to 
favour and preferment. 

I ought to let you know, that the Thing we called 
a Whig * in England, is a creature altogether differ* 
ent from thofe of the fame denomination here ; at 
leaft it was fo during the reign of her late Majefty. 
Whether thofe on your fide have changed or no, it 
hath not been my bufmefs to enquire. I remember 
my excellent friend Mr. Addifon, when he iirft came 
over hither Secretary to the Earl of Wharton, then 
Lord Lieutenant, was extremely offended at the 
condud and difcourfe of the Chief Managers here : 
He told me they were a fort of people who feemed to 
think^ that the principles of a Whig confifted in 
nothing elfe but damning the Church, reviling the 
Clergy, abetting the Diflenters, and fpeaking con- 
temptibly of revealed Religion. 

I was difcourfing fome years ago with a certain Mi- 
nifter about that whiggifli or fanatical Genius, fo 
prevalent among the Engliffi of this kingdom : His 
Lordfliip accounted for it by that number of Crom- 
well's Soldiers, adventurers eftabliffied here^ who 

were 

* On a moderate computation^ how manj times have Whigs and 
Toriet changed their principles, or rather their names ! When 
Swift firft fct out in lifei be was as true a Whig as Addifon. 

WAaroir* 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 39 

Vrere all of the foureft leaven, and the meaneft birth, 
and whofe poflerity arc now in pofleffion of their 
lands and their principles. However, it muft be con« 
feffed, that of late fome people in this country are 
grown weary of quarrelling, becaufe intereft, the 
great motive of quarrelling, is at an end ; for, it is 
hardly worth contending who fhall be an Excifeman, 
a Country. Vicar, a Cryer in the Courts, or an Under- 
Clerk. 

You will perhaps be inclined to think, that a perSbn 
fo ill-treated as I have been, muft at fome time or 
other have difcovcred very dangerous opinions in 
govemaient ; in suifwer to which, I will tell you what 
my political Principles were in the time of her late 
glorious Majefty, which I never contradicted by any 
aftion, writing, or difcourfe. 

Fir ft, I always declared myfelf againft a Popifh 
Succeflbr to the Crown, whatever Title he might 
have by the proximity of blood : Neither did I ever 
regard the right line, except upon two accounts: 
firft, as it was eftablifhed by law ; and fecondly, as 
it hath much weight in the opinions of the people, 
for neceflSty may abolifli any Law, but cannot alter 
the fenliments of the vulgar ; Right of inheritance 
bdng perhaps the moft popular of all topics ; and 
therefore in great Changes, when that is broke, there 
^ will remain much heart-burning and difcontent among 
the meaner people ; which (under a weak Prince and 

corrupt 



^ LETTERS TO AND 

corrupt Adminiftration) may have the worft co&fef 
qpfspces upon the peace of any ftate. 

As to what is tailed a Revolution principle *, m^^ 
opinion was this ; That whenever thofe evils, which 

ufually attend and follow a violent change of Govern'* 
menty were not in probability fo pemiclous as th^ 
grievance we fuller under a prefent power, then the 
public good will juftify fuch a Revolution* And this 
I took to have. been the cafe in the Prince of Orange's 
Expedition, although in the confequences it produced 
fome very bad effe^, which are likely to flick long 
enough by u$« 

I had likewife in thofe days k mortal antipathy 
againfl; Standing Annies in times of Peace. Becaufe 
I always took Standing Armies to be only fervants 
hired by the Mafter of the femily for keeping his own 
children in flavery ; and becaufe I conceived, that a 
Prince, who could not think himfelf fecure without 
Mercenary Troops, muft needs have a feparate in« 
lereft from that t)f his Subjects. Although I am not 
ignorant of thofe artificial Neceflities which a cor« 
rupted Miniftry can create, for keeping up Forces to 
fupport a Faftion againft the public Intereftk 

As 

* A full) (horty but folid defence of the j>rinciple$ on which the 
Rerolution was built; As the preceding" paragraph contains aU 
that can be fcnfibly urged in favour of Herfdkwry Rigit, Tha^ 
tppic he has enlarged upon, and placed in a perfpicuous light, iit, 
the admirable ** Sentiments of a Church of England Man.** 

Waktoii* 



PROM DR. SWIFT, etc. Jt 

As to Parliaments •, I adored the wifdom of that 
'GotMc IniUtQtion which made them amiual : and I 
was confident our Liberty could never be placed upoa 
a firm foundation until that ancient law were re« 
ftored among us. For, who fees not, that, while 
fucfa Aflemblies are permitted to have a longer dura* 
lioa, there grows up a commerce of corruption 
between the Miniftry and the Deputies, wherein they 

both 

^ When Ein^r tTiIilam heiitated about pafling the Bill for 
'ttiauttdi ParliaiiKntSv (for annual feem impradicabk, and out of 
the qiieftion,) and fcntdowa to Sir IVtlBam Temple^ who had retired 
from public bufiaefst to defire be would give him his free opinion 
on thii important meafure. Sir tVilliam difpatched Swifts then & 
young man, and who lived in bis houfe^ with a letter to bis 
Majcfty, informing him, that the mcflfenger was fully inftrudted 
to give him all poffible information on the fubjeft. The King 
liftened to Swft with patience and attention,' and gave his affcnt 
to the Bill. As to <xtcn£ng the duration of Parliament, in the 
Reign of George I. Dr. Johnfon has ezpreiTed bimfelf with great 
cmphafisy by faying, ^ *rhat the fudden introdudion of twelve 
new Peers at once by Queen Anne, was an a£t of authority vio« 
lent enough, yet certainly legal ; and by no means to be compared 
with that contempt of national rights with which fome time after- 
wards, by the inftigation of IVbiggtfm^ the Cmmani, chofen by 
the Petpk for ihree years, chofe them/elves forjtven,*' 

He Ihould bave faid at the inftigation of fome who cal/ed them* 
iielTes H^ifigs, It is in alluiion to this fentiment of Swftf relating 
to Parliaments, that Dr. Stopford^ the learned and amiable Biihop 
of Cloyne^ thus expreffes bimfelf in a Latin Panegyric on Sw/U 
** Inconruptus inter peffimos mores ; magni atqne conftantis 
aasmi; Libertatis iiemper ftudiofif&mus, atque nodri Reipublier 
ftatus, a Gcotbis quondam £ipicnter in ft ituti,. laudator perpetuus, 
propugnator acerrimus. Cujus tamen formam, ambitu et lar- 
gitione adeo foedatam, nt vix nunc dignofci -poiBti £»pius indigna* 
''kuidiis ploraviu'' Wa&ton. 



aa LETTERS TO AND 

both find their accounts, to the manifefl danger of 
Liberty ? which traffic would never anfwer the defign 
nor expence, if Parliaments met once a year. 

I ever abominated that Scheme of Politics (now 
about thirty years old) of fetting up a monied Inte« 
reft in oppofition to the landed. For I conceived, there 
could not be a truer maxim in our government than 
this. That the Poireifors of the foil are the beft judges 
of what is for the advantage of the kingdom. If 
others had thought the fame way, Funds of Credit 
and South-fea Projeds would neither have been felt 
nor heard of. 

I could never difcover the neceffity of fufpending 
any Law upon which the Liberty of the moft inno- 
cent perfons depended ; neither do I think this Prac- 
tice hath made the tafte of Arbitrary Power fo agree- 
able, as that w^ fhould defire to fee it repeated. 
Every Rebellion fubdued and Hot difcovered, contri- 
bute to the firmer eftablifhment of the Prince : In the 
latter cafe, the knot of Confpirators is entirely broke^ 
and they are to begin their work anew under a thoufand 
diladvantages : So that thofe diligent enquiries into 
remote and problematical guilt, with a new power of en«» 
forcing them by chains and dungeons to every perfoa 
whofe face a Minifter thinks fit to diflike, are not only 
oppofite to that Maxim, which declareth it better that 
ten guilty men fhould efcape, than one innocent 
fuSer i but likewife leave a gate wide open to the.whole 

tribe 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 33 

tribe of Informers, the moft accurfed, and profUtute, 
and abandoned race, that God ever permitted to 
plague mankind. 

It is true the Romans had a cuflom of chufing a 
Diaator, during whofe adrainiftration the Power of 
other Magiftrates was fufpended ; but this was done 
upon the greateft emergencies; a War near their 
doors, or fome civil Diffention : For Armies myft be 
governed by arbitrary power. But when the Virtue 
of that Commonwealth gave place to luxury and am- 
bition, this very office of Diftator became perpetual 
in the perfons of the Csefars and their Succeflbrs, the 
moft infamous Tyrants that have any where appeared 
m flory. 

Thcfe are fome of the fentiments I had relating to 
public affairs, while I was in the world : What they 
are at prefent, is of little importance either to that or 
myfelf ; neither can I truly fay I have any at all, or, 
if I had, I dare not venture to publifli them : For 
however orthodox they may be while I am now 
writing, they may become criminal enough to bring 
me into trouble before midfummer. And indeed I 
have often wiflied for fome time part, that a political 
Catechifm might be publilhed by authority four times 
a year, in order to inftruft us how we are to fpeak, 
write, and aft during the current quarter. I have by 
experience felt the want of fuch an inftruftor ; for, in- 
tending to make my court to fome people on the pre- 
vailing fide by advancing certain old whiggilh prin- 

voL. IX.' D ciples. 



34 LETTERS TO AND 

ciples, which, it feems, had been exploded about a 
month before, I have pafTed for a difaSe&ed perfon* 
I am not ignorant how idle a thing it is, for a man in 
ebfcurity to attempt defending his reputation as a 
Writer, while the fpirit of Faftion hath fo univerfally 
poffeffed the minds of men, that they are not at leifurc 
to attend any thing elfe. They will juft give them- 
felves time to libel and accufe me, but cannot fpare a 
ininute to hear my defence. So in a plotrdifcovering 
age, I have often known aix innocent man feized and 
imprifoned, and forced to lie feveral months in chains , 
while the Minifters were not at leifure to hear his 
petition, until they had profecuted and hanged the 
number they propofed. 

All I can reafonably hope for by this letter, is to 
convince my friends, and others who are pleafed to 
wifh me well, that I have neither been fo ill a Sub- 
jed nor fo ftupid an Author, as I have been repre- 
fented by the virulence of Libellers, whofe malice 
hath taken the fame train, in both, by fathering dan- 
gerous Principles in goverment upon me, which I 
never maintained, and iniipid Produdions, which 1 
am not capable of writing. For, however I may 
have been foured by pei'fonal ill treatment, or by me- 
lancholy profpe&s for the public, I am too much a 
politician* to expofe my own fafety by offenfive 

words* 

* Swiftf in one fentence only, of kis admirable ** Sentimento 
of a Church of Eugland Man/' demolifhed the flavilh and abfurd 
dodrine of pafiiTe obedience and nen-re&ftance. ** Many of the 



FROM DR* SWIFT, etc. 



35 



words. And, if my genius and fpirit be funk by in* 
creafing years, I have at lead enough difcretion left, 
not to miflake the meafure of my own abilities, by at- 
tempting fubjefts where thofe Talents are neceflary 
which perhaps I may have loft with my youth f* 



•i^tm^mmmti 



Clergy/' (273 he, " and other learsed men, miftook the obje£k to 
which paflivc obedience was due. By the Supreme Magiftrate i$ 
{noperly uoderftood the Legiilative Power, which in all Govern- 
Jncttts nnift be abfolate and unlimited. But the wbrd Mo^ 
lijtrakt fcennog to denote Vijingle peffon, and to exprcfs the ex^cU* 
6ve Power, it came to pafs that the obedience due to the Legifla- 
ture was, for want of knowing or conlidering this eafy diftin6tion, 
ihHappiied to the Admnlflfatlon. War to (I* 

f The following is a curious Letter from Eraffflus Lewis, £fq« to 
Dr. Swift, concerning the lad Minifters of Queen Anne. 

*« Sir, 
** 1 never differed from yott, in my opinion, in any point fo rtlucH, 
is in your propofal to accommodate matters between the dragon 
aad his quondam friends. I will venture to go fo far with you» 
IS to fay be contributed to his own difgrace, by his petiteiTes, 
Bore than tbey did, or e^er had it in their power to do. But iince 
they would admit of no terms of accommodation, when he offered 
to ferve them in their own way, I had rather fee his dead carcafe* 
than that he (hould now tamely fubdiit to thofe, who have loaded 
him with all the obloquy malice could fuggeft, and tongues utter* 
Have not Charteris, Brinfden, and all the runners, been employed 
fo call htm dog, villain, fot, and worthlefs ? And (hall he, after 
this, join them? To what end ? I have great tendemefs for Lady 
Mafham, and think her beft way is to retire, and enjoy the com* 
tms of a domeftie life. But fure (he has not produced fuch 
immfters as Lord Boling^roke and his companion, probably the 
Loid ChanCcUdr Hafcourt or the Bifhop of Rocheiler. The taft' 
openly avows he never had obligations to the Dragon, loads him 
with ten thonfand crioies \ though his greateft, in reality, was pre- 
ferring him. But to come out of this rant ; What (hould they be 
firicnds for ? CiH htmo ? Are we in a dreanr ? Is the Queen alive 
*ffami Can ioAflSiiSlxuDk hereafter make any figurci but be a 



36 LETTERS TO AND 



LETTER VI. 

DR. SWIFT TO MR. GAY. 

Publin, Jan. 8, I72«-J. 

piOMiNG home after a fliort Chriftmas. ramble, I 
found a letter upon my table, and little expedted 
when I opened it, to read your name at the bottom* 
I'he beft and greateft part of my life, until thefe lafl 
eight years, I fpent in England: there I made my" 
friendlhips, and there I left my defires. I am con- 
demned for ever to another country j what is in pru* 
dence to be done ? I think, to be oblitufque meorum^ 
oblivifcendus et illis. What can be the defign of your 
letter but malice, to wake me out of a fcurvy fleep, 
which however is better than none ? I am towards nine 
years older fince I left you, yet that is the leaft of my 

alterations ; 



perfona muta in a drama \ If the Dragon declares againfl the Man 
of Mercury, he may flrike in with the terttum quid, that .will pro- 
bably arife ; but with him he never can be otberwife than fpurned 
and hated. The natural refult of this is, that however I may, for 
my private fatisfafliony defire to fee you here, I cannot but think 
you (hould go to Ireland to qualify yourfelf, and then return hither, 
when the chaos will be jumbled into fomc kind of order. If the 
King keeps fome Tories in employment, the notion of Whig and 
Tory will be loft ; but that of Court and Country will arife. The 
Regency has declared in favour of the Whigs in Ireland. I be- 
lieve Mr. Thomas will {land his ground. We (hall be difiblved as 
foon as we have fettled' the Civil Lift. We have no appearance 
that any attempt will be formed by the Pretender." Wartoii» 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 3v 

alterations ; my bufiriefs, my diverfions, my conver- 
iations, are all entirely changed for the worfe, and fo 
are my ftudies and my amufements in writing ; yet, 
after all, this humdrum way of life might be paffable 
enough, if yon would let me alone. I fhall not be 
able to relifh my wine, my parfons, my horfes, nor 
my garden, for three months, until the fpirit you have 
raifed fhall be difpoITefled. I have fometimes won- 
dered that I have not viftted you, but I have, been 
ftopt by too many reafons, befides years and lazinefs, 
and yet thefe are very good ones. Upon my return 
after hall a year amongft you, there would be to me 
Defiderio nee fudor nee modus. I was three years re- 
conciling myfelf to the fcene, and the bufinefs, to 
which fortune hath condemned me, and flupidity was 
what I had recourfe to. Befides, what a figure fhould 
I make in London, while my friends are in poverty, 
exile, diftrefs, or imprifonment, and my enemies with 
rods of iron ? Yet I often threaten myfelf with the 
journey, and am every fummer pradifing to get health 
to bear it : the only inconvenience is, that I grow 
old in the experiment. Although I care not to talk 
to you as a Divine, yet I hope you have not been 
author of your colic : do you drink bad wine, or 
keep bad company? Are you not as many years 
older as I ? It will not always Et tibi quos mihi dempferit 
apponet annos. I am heartily forry you have any 
dealing with that ugly diilemper, and I believe our 
friend Arbuthnot will recommend you to temperance 

^ 3 and 



3l LETTERS TO AND 

and exercife. I wi(h they could have a$ good an 
effeft upon the giddinefs I am fubjeft to, and which 
this moment I am not free from. I ftiould have been 
glad if you had lengthened your letter by telling me 
the prefent condition of many of my old acquaintance, 
Congreve, Arbuthnot, Lewis, etc. but you mentioa 
only Mr. Pope, who I believe is lazy, or clfe he 
might have added three lines of his own. I am ez« 
tremely glad he is not in your cafe of needing great 
men's favour, and could heartily wifh that you were 
in his. I have been confidering why Poets have fuch 
ill fuccefs in making their court, fmce they are al« 
lowed to be the greateO: and beft of all flatterers. 
The defeft is, that they flatter only in print or in 
writing, but not by word of mouth : they will give 
things under their hand which they make a confcience 
of fpealdng. Befides, they are too libertine to haunt 
anti- chambers, too poor to bribe Porters and Foot^ 
men, and too proud to cringe to fecond-hapd fa* 
vourites in a great family. Tell me, are you not 
under Original fin by the dedication of your Eclogues 
to Lord Bolingbroke ? I am an ill Judge at this dif« 
tance ; and befides am, for my eafe, utterly ignorant 
^f the commonefl things that pafs in the world ; 
but if all Courts have a famenefs in them (as the 
Parfons phrafe it) things may be as they were in my 
time, when all employments went to Parliament* 
men's Friends, who had be^ ufefiil in EledioDSj^ 
amd ih^c was always a huge Lift of names in arran 

6 at 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 39 

at the Treafury, which would at leaft take up your 
feven years expedient to difcharge even one half, 
I am of opinion, if you will not be oflFended, that the 
fureft courfe would be to get your Friend who 
lodgeth in your houfe to recommend you to the 
next chief Governor who comes over here for a 
good civil employment, or to be one of his Secre- 
taries, which your Parliament-men are fond enough 
of, when there is no room at home. The wine is 
good and reafonable; you may dine twice a week 
at the Deanery-houfe ; there is a fet of company in 
this town fufficient for one man ; folks will admire 
you, becaufe they have read you, and read of you ; 
and a good employment will make you live tple- 
rably in London, or fumptuoufly here ; or if you 
divide between both places, it will be for your 
heahh. 

I wifli I could do more than fay I love you. I 
left you in a good way both for the late Court, and 
the SuccefTors j and by the force of too much honefty 
or too little fublunary wifdom, you fell between two 
ftools. Take care of your health and money j be 
lefs modeft and more aftive ; or elfe turn Parfon and 
get a Bilhopric here: Would to God they would 
fi^d us as good ones from your fide ! 

I am ever, etc* 



1>4 



40 LETTERS TO AND 



LETTER Vn. 

MR. POPE TO DR. SWIFT. 

Jan. t2, 1725. 

T FIND a rebuke in a late Letter of yours, that both 
flings and pleafes me extremely. Your faying that 
I ought to have writ a Poftfcript to my friend Gay's, 
makes me not content to write lefs than a whole let- 
ter J and your feeming to take his kindly, gives me 
hopes you will look .upon this as a fincere effeft of 
Friendfhip. Indeed as I cannot but own the Lazi- 
nefs with which you tax me, and with which I may 
equally charge you, for both of us have had (and 
one of us hath both had and given*) a Surfeit of 
writing ; fo I really thought you would know your- 
felf to be fo certainly entitled to my Friendfhip, that it 
,was a poffeflion you could not imagine flood in need 
of any further Deeds or Writings to affure you 
of it. 

Whatever you feem to think of your withdrawn 
and feparate flate at this diflance, and in this Ab- 
fence. Dean Swift lives flill in England, in every 
placp and company where he would chufe to live, and 
I find him in all the converfations I keep, and in all 
the Hearts in which I defire any fhare. 

Wc 

' Alluding to his large work on Homer. . Warburton. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 41 

"We have never met thefe many years without men- 
tion of you. Beiides my old Acquaintance, I have 
found that all my friends of a later date are fuch as 
v/ere yours before : Lord Oxford, Lord Harcourt, 
and Lord Harley, may look upon me as one entailed 
^pon them by you * : Lord Bolingbroke is now re- 
turned (as I hope) to take me with all his other Here- 
ditary Rights : and, indeed, he feems grown fo much 
a Philofopher, as to fet his heart upon fome of them 
as little, as upon the Poet you gave him. It is fure 
ray ill fate, that all thofe I mod loved, and with 
ivhom I molt lived, mud be banifhed : after both of 
you left England, my conftant Hoft was the Bilhop of 
Rochefter \ Sure this is a nation that is curfedly afraid 
of being over-run with too much Politenefs, and can- 
not regain one great Genius, but at the expence of 
another "*• I tremble for my Lord Peterborow 
(whom I now lodge with) ; he has too much Wit, as 
well as Courage, to make a folid General "* : and if 

he 

* This circumftance is curiouS) as it (hews to whom P<^e was 
primarily indebted for his introdu^ioa to Lords Oxfordj Har- 
court, and Bolingbroke. 

' Dr. Attcrbiiry. Warburtov. 

" The Bifhop of Rochefter thought this to be indeed the cafe ; 
and that the price agreed on for Lord B.'s return, was his baniih- 
nient : an imagination which fo ftrongly pofleiFed him when he 
went abroad, that all the expoftulations of his friends could not 
coDfince him of the folly of it. Warburton* 

• This Mr. Walfh fcrioufly thought to be the cafe, where, in 

m letter to Mr. Pope, he fays " When we were in the North, 

^ my Lord Wharton ihewed mc a letter he Md received from a 

** certaia 



4« LETTERS TO AND 

he efcapes being baniibed by others, I fear he will 
baniih himfelf. This leads me to give you fome ac- 
count of the manner of my Life and Converfation, 
which has been infinitely more various and diffipated^ 
than when you knew me and cared for me } and 
among all Sexes, Parties, and ProfeiCons *. A Glut 
of Study and Retirement in the firft part of my life 
caft me into this ; and this, I begin to fee, will throw 
roe agsun into Study and Retirement. 

The Civilities 1 have met with from opposite Sets 
of people, have hindered me from being violent or 
four to any Party ; but at the fame time the Obfer- 
vation and Experience I cannot but have colleded^ 
have made me lefs fond of, and lefs furprized at^ 
any : I am therefore the more afflided and the more 
angry at the Violence and Hardfliips I fee praftifed by 
either. The merry vein t you knew me in, is funk into 
a Turn of Reflexion, that has made the world pretty 
indifferent to me ; and yet I have acquired a Quietnels 
of mind, which by fits improves into a cectain degree 

of 

^pi^y^y^"^ ■ ' ■ ' *^ i" f ■ > ■■■ ■■■ » ■— ^^^i^a^— ^wfc 

I 

« certain great General in Spain [Lord Pcterb.] ; I told him I 
** would by all means have that General recalled^ and fet to 
<' writing here at home, for it was iinpoflible that a man with fo 
** much wit as he (hewed, could be fit to command an army^ or do 
•* any other bufincf8.".—Zif//. V. Sepi. 9, 1766. Wa&burton. 

* Thi« alTe^led cant has been properly adverted on by Joh«» 
{on* 

•\ Whatever might have beeii his mtrry vetn^ **his Satires" are 
so proofs of his ^* Qmetnefs of mind, wbkb by JU* smfrovet kU% 
Cbeerfrlrtefi:* 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 43 

df Cheerfulnefs, enough to make me jufl: fo good* 
bnmoured at to viih that world well. My Friend* 
fliips are increafed by new ones, yet no part of the 
warmth I felt for the old is diminifhed. Averfions I 
hare none but to Knares, (for Fools I have learned 
to bear with,) and fuch I cannot be commonly dvil 
to ; for I think thofe men are next to Knaves who 
converfe with them. The greatefl: man in power of 
this fort &all hardly make me bow to him, unlefs I 
had a perfonal obligation, and -that I will take care 
not to have. The top pleafure of my life is one I 
learned from you both how to gain and how to ufe ; 
the Freedom of Friend(hip with men much my Supe« 
riors* To have pleafed great men, according to 
Horace, is a praife; but not to have flattered 
them, and yet not have difpleafed them, is a 
greater. I have carefully avoided all intercourfe 
with Poets and Scribblers*, unlefs where by great 
chance I have found a modeft one. By thefe means 
I have had no quarrels with any perfonally ; none 
have been Enemies, but who were alfo Strangers to 
me : and as there is no great need of Eclairciilement 
with fucht whatever they writ or fald I never retaliated^ 
not only never feeming to know, but often really 
never knowing, any thing of the matter. There are 
very few things that give me the Anxiety of a wifh ; 
the ilrongeft I have would be to pafs my days with 

you, 

« This affcded difdain of <« PtfOs and ScrMkn^* is in kb 



44 LETTERS TO AND 

yoa, and a few fuch as you : but Fate has difperfed 
them all about the world ; and I find to wifh it is as 
▼ain, as to wifli to fee the Millennium and the King* 
dom of the Juft upon earth *. 

If I have finned in my long filence, confider there 
is one to whom you yourfelf have been as great a 
finner. As foon as you fee his hand, you will learn 
to do me juftice, and feel in your heart how long a 
man w&j be filent to thofe he truly loves and refpei^hs. 



LETTER Vm. 

LORD BOLINGBROKE TO DR. SWIFT. 

T AM not fo lazy as Pope, and therefore you mud 
not expeft from me the fame indulgence to Lazi« 
nefs; in defending his own caufe he pleads yours, 
and becomes your Advocate while he appeals to you 
as his ^\xdge. You will do the fame on your part ; 
and I, and the reft of your common Friends, fliall 
have great juflice to ezpe& from two fuch righteous 
Tribunals : you refemble perfeftly the two Ale- 
houfe-keepers in Holland, who were at the fame time 
Burgomafters of the Town, and taxed one another^ 
Bills alternately. I declare before-hand I will not 
ftand to the award ; my Title to your Friendfhip is 
goody and wants neither Deeds nor Writmgs to con- 

7 firm 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 45 

finn it: but annual acknowledgments at lead are 
neceflary to preferve it : and I begin to fufped by 
your defrauding me of them, that you hope in time 
to difpute it, and to urge prefcription againft me. I 
would not fay one word to you about myfelf (fince it 
is a fubje£t on which you appear to have no curiofity) 
was it not to try how for thecontraft between Pope's 
fortune and manner of life, and mine, may be car- 
ried. 

I have been, then, infinitely more uniform and lefs 
diflipated than when you knew me and cared for me. 
That Love which I ufed to fcatter with fome profiifion 
among the female kind *, has b^en thefe many years 

devoted 

* Bolingbroke was a man of intngucy and offeQed to be fo. 
His real fentiments on this point are thus expreiTed to Charles 
Wyodham : 

Egremont ^ 

Fapen. \ "Chantelon, Dec. 26, I735< 

«« Your Letter, my dear Friend, is this moment brought to me, 
and you will receive one with a large pacquet from me to-morrow, 
or next day, by young Dupin, who is gone with his Mamma to 
Paris. I want to know feveral circumftances about your prefent 
palfion, which I hope and believe • » # « « «. 
If it be for the Goflein, or the DangeviUe, the only two Ladies 
of the Comedy that I know by fight, you muft tell me which. I 
want Ukewife to know whether you are happy, and by what 
medium, whether by money, or ftark love and kindnefs. With 
all Ladies, with thofe particularly, good engeneers proceed by 
aflaults, not lapps. ••»««^*«* « 

• ••* ••••••••.# 

# • • • Whilft I loved much, 1 never laveti long ; hvt 
was mconfiani to them all, for the f ah of alL • • * • 
#•*••••* * Above all' things, 
kt her have no hopes of your fighing, or • * # * 

This 



4^ LETTERS TO AND 

devoted to one objed *. A gteat many miaf<»titfiei 
(for fo they are called, though fometimes very im^ 
properly) and a retirement from the.world, have 
made that juft and nice difcrimiaation between my 
Acquaintance and my Friends, which we have fddoni 
fagacity enough to make for ourfelves j thofe infeQ:t 
of various hues, which ufed to hum and buz about 
me while I flood in the fun-fhine, have difappeared 
fince I lived in the (bade^ No man comes to a Her- 
mitage but for the lake of the Hermit } a few philo<« 
fophical Friends come often to mme, and they are 
fuch as you would be glad to live with, if a dull 
climate and duller. company have not altered you ex* 
Iremely from what you was nine years ago. 

The hoarfe voice of Party was never heard in this 
quiet place; Gazettes and Pamphlets are banifhed 
from it, and if the Lucubrations of Ifaac Bickerftaff be 
admitted, this dlftindion is owing to fome ftrokes by 
which it is judged tlutf this illuftrious Philofopher had 
(like the Indian Fohu, the Grecian Pythagoras, the 
Perfian. Zoroafter, and others his Precurfors among 
the Zabians, Magians, and the Egyptism Seers) both 

hi» 



This 18 very wholefome adtice, and fuch as a man of your age 
may pra^fe. I miih you grace to follow h. Adieu! I 
am interrupted, but will write to yoa foon again, AdieUy dearcii 
Charles P' 

* Bolingbroke's firft wife, with whom he fived unhappily, wta 
defcended from the famous Jack of Newbery. Notwitbflanding 
his Lordfhip's former gallantriee, no one was more fificerdy a»i 
fiffedionatcly attached afterwards to his wife* 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 47 

bis outward and his inward Dodrine, and that he was 
of no fide at the bottom. When I am there, I forget I 
ever was of any Party myfelf ; nay, I am often fo hap- 
pily abforbed by the abftrafted reafon of things, that 
I am ready to imagine there never was any fuch mon- 
fier as Party. Alas, I am foon awakened from the 
pleafing dream by the Greek and Roman Hiflorians, 
by Guicciardine, by Machiavel, and Thuanus ; for I 
have vowed to read no hiftory of our own country, 
till that body of it, which you promife to finifh^ 
appears '• 

I am under no apprehenfion that a glut of Study 
and Retirement * fhould caft me back into the hurry 

of 

' Sec the firft Note on Letter V. of this Volume. Wa ab u&ton • 

^ Bolingbroke, like Pope^ deceived hxmfelfy or fpoke exadly 
cmtrary to what he felu No man was more a^ri/tg amd ambU 
HoMSf and bo roan ever enjoyed left that phUt^opbtcal retirewuiU 
which he afieAed to prize. He adorned his houfe with pifturei 
9f rural implements, rakes^ J^ades^ barrows; and perhaps per* 
foaded himfelfy for a little while, that he was the perfe£l tranquil 
heirmit of the (hades : but no one is really tranquil by effort; the 
ytxj parade of contentment he aflumes, proves the contrary. When 
he was in France, he amufed himfelf chiefly by hunting in the 
Royal Forefts. 

In a Letter to Sir Charles Wyndham^ he fays : 
E^mont 7 
Papers, j " Chantelon. March 14, 1736* 

*< As to the fnuff-boxes, dear Charles, get them as foon as you 
can, and in the mean time be under no concern about the delay. 
When you fend them, take care that they be of the very befi 
Tami(h« and carefully put up. As to the pleafnre of expe£iationf 
I never found it would do alone, whilft I had dealings with the 
Ladies. I thought them extremely patient, if they could wait for 
one bawblcy whiUt they played With another. I thank you for 

fpeaking 



48 LETTERS TO ANt) 

of the world ; on the contrary, the fingle regret 
which I ever feel, is that I fell fo late into this coorfe 

of 



fpeaking to your father and Lord Gower^ and dcfire you feafon* 
ably to remind them, in the next month I fhall fend for the dogs 
oven I make you my compliments on the continoance of your 
folly : indulge it, 'tis wifdom to do fo. When difguft fucccedst 
or provocation happens, change it for fome other. That pleafure 
is languid, when the imaginationis not wanned. • mm 

*^ Your orders (hall be obferved, and you (hall know whatever 
comes to my knowledge. A new tragedy of Voltaire's has been 
a6led lately, with the greateft applaufe imaginable^ and M"^ 
Goffein has even more of this applaufe than the Author. She has 
drawn tears from every eye in Paris. I take the hint you give 
me, and will write accordingly. Since your father talks of going 
fo early to Orchard, all ideas of a fummePs ramble are gone out of 
his thoughts for this year ; and, as glad as I (hould have been to 
fee him on this fide of the water, fince I do not intend to^ go to 
yours, I cannot be forry for it. What you fhould do at Orchardy 
I cannot fee. Was yourfelf to come over to the Continent, dear 
Charles, every zephyr will puff you forward. The Tritons will 
fmooth the waves before you ; and Alzire, with expanded arms, 
• #*•«* # * • will wait for you oa 
the (hore. You imagined right, her Grace * and his Grace are ftill 
here. Their fervants inhabit the little houfe ; and all they get by 
hiring it is, I think, a law fuit with the joiner they employed to 
fit it up. Adieu ! I embrace you with all my heart. 

** I forgot to tell you, that Mr. Levefon is now here, and that, 
after feeing him, and turning him round, I am quite of my firft. 
opinion, and determine to place him at Dalynaft's Academy at 

Paris. 

*^ I hear that fome people at London report I play the Celadon 
in this country. The intention is to ^ve me a ridicule, I fuppofe; 
and fuch it would be if the report was true. Who the Aftraea is^ 
I cannot guefs, tmlefs they mean our little Dupin ; and how muck 
a Celadon I am to her, you knew." 

* Probably the Duchcfs of fiisckingluB* 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 49 

nf life ; my niilofophy grows confirmed by habit, 
and if you and I meet again, I will extort this appro- 
batbn from you : yam non cimjilio bonus 9 fed more i0 
peraudusy ut non tantum reile fatere^ pofftmy fed niji 
reBe facere non pofftm. The little incivilities I have 
met with from oppofite fets of people, have been fo 
£u- from rendering me vioknt or four to any, that I 
think myfelf obliged to them all ; fome have* cured 
me of my fears, by ihewing me how impotent the 
malice of the world is ; odiers have cured me of my 
hopes, by ihewing how precarious popular friendihips 
are \ all have cured me of furprize. In driving me 
out of Party, they have driven me out of curfed con\« 
pany \ and in dripping me of Titles and Rank and 
Eftate, and fuch trinkets, which every man that 
will may fpare, they have given me that which no 
man am be happy without. 

Refleftion and habit have rendered the world lb 
indifferent to me, that I am neither afflided nor re- 
joiced, angry nor pleafed, at what happens in it, any 
farther than perfonal friendihips interefl: me in the 
affairs of it, and this principle extends my cares but 
a little way. Perfe£l Tranquillity; is the general tenour 
of my Efe: good digeftion&, ferene weather, and 
iomz other mechanic fprings, wind me above it now 
and then, but I never fall bdow it j I am foraetimes 
gay, but I am never fad. I have gained new friends, 
and have. loijb fome old ones } my acquifitions of this 
kind give me a good deal of pleafure, becaufe they 

VOL. ix« s have 



S6 LETTERS TO AND 

faave not been made fightly: I know no vows f<9 
folemn as thofe of friendfliip, and therefore a pretty 
long noviciate of acquaintance jQiould methinks pre^ 
cede them : my lofles of this kind give me but 
tittle trouble ; I contributed nothing to them ; and a 
friend who breaks with me unjuftly, is not worthr 
preferving^ As foon as I leave this Town (which 
will be in a few days), I (hall fall back into that 
courfe of life^ which keeps knaves and fools at a 
great diftance from me : I have an averfion to 
them both, but in the ordinary courfe of life I think 
lean bear the fenfible knave better thsm the foot 
One muft indeed with the former be in fome or other 
of the attitudes of thofe wooden men whom I have 
feen before a fword-cutler's fhop in Germany ; but 
even, in thefe conftrained poftures the witty Rafcal 
will divert me ; and jlie that diverts me does me a 
great deal of good, and lays me under an obliga- 
tion to him, which I am not obliged to pay hioi: 
in another coin. The fool obliges me to be almofl: 
as much upon my guard as the knave, and he 
makes me no amends ; he numbs me like the Tor- 
por, or he teazes me like the Fly. This is the 'Pic- 
ture of an old Friend, and more like him than that 
will be which you once aiked, and which he will fend 
you, if you continue (till to defire it.-*-— Adieu, 
dear Swift, with all thy fauks I love thee entirely ^ 
make an effort, andlove me on with all mine* 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. S« 



LETTER IX. 

FROM DR- SWIFT. 

Dublin, September 20» ijt}*^ 

T)£TURKiKO from a fummer expedition of four 
months on account of my healthy I found a letter 
from you, with an appendix longer than yours from 
Lord Bolingbroke. I believe there is not a more 
mi&rable malady than an unwillingnefs to write let- 
ters to our beft friends, and a man might be philofo- 
pher enough in finding out reafons for it. One thing 
is clear, that it (hews a mighty difference betwixt 
Friendfhip and Love, for a lover (as I have heard) is 
always fcribbling to his miftrefs. If I could permit 
myfelf to believe what your civility makes you fay, 
that I am -ftill remembered by my friends in England, 
I am in the right to keep myfelf hcre^-^Non fum qua* 
lis eram. I left you in a period of life when one 
' year does more execution than three at yours, to 
which if you add the dulnefs of the^air, and of the 
people, it will make a terrible fum. I have no very 
ftrong faith in you pretenders to Retirement * ; you 
are not of an age for it, nor have gone through 

either 

^ Swift was too fenfible an obferver of nature to be deceived 
by the hnguage of Bolingbroke or Pope^ however they might per* 
haps dective thcmfilvit* 

B a 



L 



54 LETTERS TO AND 

» 

Cither good or bad fortune enough to go into a 
comer, and form conclufions de contemptu muncU &f 
fuga faculty unlefs a Poet grows weary of too much 
applaufe, as Minifters do of too much weight of bufi- 
nefs. 

Your happinefs is greater than your Merit.; in 
chufing your Favourites fo indifferently among either 
Party ; this you owe partly to your . Education, and 
partly to your genius employing you in an Art in 
which Faftion has nothing to do, for I fuppofe Virgil 
and Horace are equally read by Whigs and Tories* 
You have no more to do with the Conftitution of 
Church and State, than a Chriftian at Conflanti- 
nople ; and you are fo much the wifer and the hap- 
pier, becaufe both Parties will approve your Poetry as 
long as you are known to be of neither. 

. Your notions of Friendfliip are new to me ^ ; I be- 
lieve every man is bom with his quantum^ arid he 
cannot give to one without robbing another. I very 
well know to whom I would give the firfl places in 
my Friendihip, but they are not in the way : I am 
condemned to aiiother fcene, and therefore I diftri- 
bute it in Penny-worths to thofe about me, and who 
difpleafe me lead ; and fliould do the fame to my feU 
iow*prifoners if I were condemned to jail. I can 
likewife tolerate Knaves much better than Fools, be- 
caufe their knavery does me no hurt in the com* 

mcrce 

' Yet they are the Chriftian ncljofit. Warburton. 

S 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 55 

merce I have with them, which however I own is 
more dangerous, tho' not fo troublefome, as that of 
Fools. I have often endeavoured to eftablifh a Friend* 
ihip among all men of Genius, and would fain have 
it done : they are feldom above three or four Con» 
temporaries, and, if they could be united, would drive 
the world before them *• I think it was fo among the 
Poets in the time of Auguftus ; but Envy, and Party^ 
and Pride, have hindered it among us. I do not 
include the Subalterns, of which you are feldom 
without a large Tribe. Under the name of Poets and 
Scribblers I fuppofe you mean the Fools you are con- 
tent to fee fometimes, when they happen to be modeff; 
which was not frequent among them while I was in 
the world. 

I would defcribe to you my way of living, if smy 
method could be. fo called in this Country. I chufe 
my companions among thofe of leaft confequence and 
mod compliance : I read the mod trifling books I 
can find, and whenever I write, it is upon the moft 
trifling fubje^ts : but riding, walking, and fleeping 
take up eighteen of the twenty-hour hours. I pro- 

craitinate 

* Swift, the moment he has (hewn his fuperiority of under* 
ftandiog over BoHngbrokc and Pope, fcems willing, in his turn, 
(fo weak is Nature,) to make full amends, by uttering fentiments 
as narrow-minded, and much more arrogarvt. Hit ideas are more 
abfurd than theirs, and more unworthy of a man of fcnfe, as theirs 
is the expreflion of unperc^ved felf-love, and did'ated by their own 
immediate feelings ; whild his feems to be the refult ofgenerair efUc* 
Umt on human nature* 

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54 LETTERS TO AND 

icraftinate more than I did twenty years ago, and have 
feveral things to iinifli which I put off to twenty 
years hence ; Hac eft viiafolutarum^ He. I fend you 
the compliments of a friend of yours, who hath pafled 
four months this funimer with two grave acqusunt* 
ance at his country-houfe without ever once going to 
Dublin, which is but eight milesdiftant; yet when 
Jie returns to London, I will engage you Ihall find 
him as deep in the Court of Requefb, the Park, the 
Operas, and the Coffee-houfe, as any man there. I 
am now with him for a few days, 

Tou mud remember me with great affe£lion to Dr. 
Arbuthnot, Mr. Congrcve, and Gay. — ^I think there 
are no more eodem tertio*s between you and me except 
Mr. Jervas, to whofe houfe I addrefs this for want of 
knowing where you live : for it was not clear from 
your laft whether you lodge with Lord Peterborow^ 
or he with you. 

I am ever, etc* 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. $5 



LETTER X. 

Sq>tember 14, I7a5« 

T NEED not tell yoii^ vith ivhat real delight I (hould 
have done any thing you defired, and in particular 
any good offices in my power towards the bearer of 
your Letter, who is this day gone for France. Per- 
haps 'tis with Poets as with Prophets, they are fo 
much better liked in another country than their own, 
that your Gentleman, upon arriving in England, loft 
his curiofity concerning me. However, had he tried, 
he had found me his friend ; I mean he had found 
me yours. I am difappointed at not knowing better 
a man whom you efteem, and comfort myfelf only 
vrith having got a Letter from you, with which (after 
all) I fit down a gainer ; fince to my great pleafure it 
confirms my hope of once more feeing you. After fo 
many difperfions and fo many divifions, two or three 
of us may yet be gathered together : not to plot, . not 
to contrive filly fchemes of ambition, or to vex our 
own or others' hearts with bufy vanities, (fuch as per- 
haps at one time of life or other take their Tour in 
every man,) but to divert ourfelves, and the world too, 
if it pleafes ; or, at worft, to laugh at others as inno- 
cently and as unhurtfuUy as at ourfelves. Your 
Travels * I hear much of j my own, I promife you, 

(hall 

f Gulliver. Warxueton. 



5^ LETTERS TO AND 

ihall never more be in a ftrange land, but a diligent, 
I hope ufefiil, inTeftigation of my own Territories * *• 
I mean jxo more Tranilations, but fomethihg do- 
meftic, fit for my own country, and for my own 
dme« 

If you come to us. Til find you elderly Ladies 
enough that can halloo, and two that can nurfe, and 
they are too old and feeble to make too much noife ; 
as you will guefs, when I tell you they are my own 
mother, and my own nurfe. I can alTo help you to 
a Lady who is as deaf, tho' not fo old, as yourfelf s 
you'll be pleafed with one another, TU engage, tbo' 
you don't hear one another ; you'll converfe like 
fpirits by intuition. What you'll mod wonder at is, 
jhe is confiderable at Court, yet no party-woman, and 
lives in Court, yet would be eafy, and make you 
cafy. 

One of thofe you mention (and I dare fay always 
will remember). Dr. Arbuthnot, is at this time ill of 
a very dangerous diftemper, an impofthume in the 
bowels; which is broke, but the event is very un^ 
certain. Whatever that be (he bids me tell you, and 
I write this by him) he lives or dies your faithful- 
friend ; and one reafon he has to defu-e a litde longer 
lifei is the wifh to fee you once more* 

He 

* The Eflayon Man. Warburtok. 

* This is the firft notice he gives Swift of his great work ; and 
is fo obfcure an hint, that Swift certainly couM not guefs at the 
fybjed, wmten 1725. Waeton. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 57 

He is gay enough in this circumftance to tell you^ 
he wou'd give you (if he could) fuch advice as might 
cure your deafnefs, but be would not advife you, if 
you were cured, to quit the pretence of it ; becaufe 
you may by that means hear as much as you will; 
and anfwer as little as you pleafe. Believe me 

Yours, etc. 



LETTER XI. 

FROM DR. SWIFT. 

September 29, 1725. 

1 AM now returning to the noble fcene of Dublin, 
into the grand Monde, for fear 0/ burying my parts: 
to fignalize myfelf among Curates and Vicars, and 
conned all corruptions crept in relating to the weight 
of bread and butter, through thofe dominions where 
I govern. I have employed my time (befides ditch^ 
ing) in iiniihing, correding, amending, and tranfcrib* 
ing my * Travels *, in four parts complete, newly 

augmented^ 

'Gullivcr'g Travels. Warburtow. 

• Thcfc Travels and the Talc of a Tub arc indifputaWy the 
two moft capital works of Swift. It is remarkable that he never 
would own himfelf to be the author of the latter ; nor is the 
flighteft hint of it to be found in any of his writings I have very 
lately been authentically informed, that Swift ufed to be mortified 
at Sir William 'f'emple's frequent cenfv^re and contempt of bur- 
Jefi^ue writings ; and was much hurt at the la& paragraph of Sir 

WiUiam't 



58 LETTERS TO AND 

augmented, and intended for the preTs Vfhen the 
world ihali deferve them, or rather \A\eti a Printer 
' Jhall be found brave enough to venture hia ears. I 
like the fcheme of our meeting after diflrefieg and 
difperiions ; but the chief end I propofe to myfelf ia 
all my labours, is to vex the world, rather than di- 
vert it; and if I could compafs that defign without 
hurting my own perfon or fortune, I would be the 
moft indefatigable writer you have ever feen, witbocit 
reading. I am exceedingly pleafed that you have 
done with Tranllations ; Lord Treafurer Oxford often 
lamented that a rafcally world fliould lay you under a 
necelfity of mifemploying your genius for fo long a 
time. But (ince you will now be fo much better em- 
ployed, when you think of the workl, give it one laih 
the more ac my requeft. I have ever hated all Na- 
ti(»s, Profeilions, an4 Communities; and all my 
love is towards Individuals : for inftance^ I hate the 
Tribe of Lawyers, but I love Counfellor Such*a-one, 
and Judge Such-a-one : 'tis fo with Fhyficianis, (I will 

not 



William^B firft Eflay in his MifceUanea ; where he fajs, ** I wi(h 
the vein of ridiculing all that is ferious apd good, all Honour 
and Virtue, as well as Learning and Piety, may have no worfe 
tSe€t on any State ; 'tis the itch of our age and climate i and hat 
over-run hoth the Court and the Suge, enters the Houfe of the 
Lords and Commons^ as holdly as a CofTee-houfe ; debates of 
Council as well as private convcrfation i and I have known in my 
life, more than one or two minifters of State, that would rather 
have faid a witty thing, than have done a wife one ; and made the 
Company latigh, rather than the Kingdom rejoice.*' Wartoh« 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 59 

not fpcak of my own Trade,) Soldiers, Englifli, 
Scotch, French, and^the reft. But principally I hate 
and detefl: that animal called Man *, although 1 hearti- 
ly lore John, Peter, Thomas, and fo forth. This 
b the fyftem upon which I have governed myfelf 
many years, (but do not tell,) and fo I fhall go on till 
I have done with them. I have got materials towards 
a Treadfe, provmg the faUity of that definition Ani-^ 
md ratwnale f, and to (hew it Ihould be only ratioms 
capax, . Upon this great foundation of Mifanthropy 
(the* not in Timon's manner) the whole building of 
my Travels is ereded ; and I never will have peace of 
mind, tiU all honeft men are of my opinion : by con« 
fequence you are to embrace it immediately, and 
procure that all who deferve my efteem may do fo 
too. The matter is fo clear, * that it will admit of no 
<%ate ; nay, I will hold a hundred pounds that you 
and I agree in the point. 

I did not know your OdylTey was finiflied, being 
yet in the country, which I (hall leave in three days* 
I thank you kindly for the prefent, but ihall like it 
three-fourths the lefs for the mixture you mention of 
^^her hands j however, I am glad you faved yourfelf 
^ much drudgery.— I have been long told by Mr. 

Ford 

A fentiment that diflionours him, z% a Man, a Chnftian, 
^^ 3 Philofopher ! as indeed did his condu6fc.to wards Mifs Van« 
Qomrighy and hi« cruelty to Mrs. Johnfon : which cannot be pal- 
**tcd nor pardoned. Warton. 

t There is no peribn fo capable of doing the greateft injury to 
P<^blic morals, as a man of great talents, but of miftaken and per- 
W«d fcnfibility. 



6o 



LETTERS TO AND 



Ford of your great atchievements in building and 

« 

planting, and efpecially of your fubterranean paflage 
to your garden, whereby you turned a Blunder into 
a Beauty, which is a piece of jfrs Poetica. 

I have almoft done with Harridans, and fhall fooa 
become old enough to fall in love with girls of four- 
teen. The lady * whom you defcrihe to live at Court,- 
to be deaf, and no party-woman, I take to be My. 
thology, but know not how to moralize it. She can* 
not be Mercy, for Mercy is neither deaf, nor lives at 
Court: Juilice is blind, and perhaps deaf, but nei- 
ther is fhe a Court-lady : Fortune is both blind and deaf, 
and a Court-Lady, but then (he is a mod damo* 
able Parry-woman, and will never make me eafy, as 
you promife. It mufl be Riches, which anfwers all 
your defcription : I am glad ihe vifits you, but my 
voice is fo weak, that I doubt (he will never hear me, 

Mn Lewis fent me an account of Dn Arbuthnot's 
illnefs, which is a very fenfible Affliftion to me, who 
by living fo long out of the world, have loft that 
hardnefs of heart coniraSed by years and general 
converfation. I am daily lofmg friends, and neither 
fceking nor getting others. Oh if the world had but a 
dozen of Arbuthnots in it f, I would burn my Travels ! 

But, 

* This was written in 172J. Perhaps Pope meant Mrs* 
Howard* wtth whom Swift might not at this time be ac- 
quainted. 

f Had Swift looked farther, and with a more liberal eye, 
}ie might perhaps have found in the world more than a dozen 
Axbttthnotal! This is fomething like poor Cowper's idea, who. 

being 






FROM DR, SWIFT, etc 6t 

But, however, he is not without fault. There is a 
paflage in Bede, highly commending the piety and 
learning of the Irifh in that age, where after abund* 
ance of praifes he overthrows them all, by lamenting 
that, alas ! they kspt « Eafter at a wrong time of the 
year. So our Doftor has every quality and virtue 
that can make a man amiable or ufeful; butsalas! 
he hath a fort of ilouch in his walk ! I pray God pro* 
teS him, for he is an excellent Chridian, though not 
a Catholic. 

I hear nothing of our Friend Gay, but I find the 
Court keeps him at hard meat. 1 advifed him to 
c6me over here with a Lord Lieutenant. Philips 
writes Little Flams (as Lord Leicefter called thofe fort 
of vcrfes) on Mifs Carteret. A Dublin Blackfmith, 
a great poet, hath imitated his manner in a poem to 
the fame Mifs. Philips is a complainer, and on this 
occafion I told Lord Carteret, that Complainers 
never fucceeded at Court, though Railers do. 

Are 



being difgufted with the world, fell in love with the Brft venerable 
gentlewoman he faw at Huntingdon^ and wondered ail the world 
waft not like her ; when probably he would have met with ^ being 
jnil'as good in the firfl refpetiable old Lady he faw on a Sunday 
going to church at Brentford ! What heart, however, can blame 
Cowper, when we confider his general philanthropy and kindnefs, 
his fenfibilitiea and energies, perverted like Swift's, but always 
amiable; knd even ta their greateft weaknefTes commanding 
refped, veneration, and fympathy : and who but mud fpeak with 
tendernefi of a mind that produced the patheiic and affcding 
Stanzas «• to Mary/' 



6i LETTERS TO AND 

Are you altogether a country gentleman? that t 
niufl addrefs to you out of London, to the hazdrd of 
your lofing this precious letter, which I will now 
conclude, altho' fo much paper is left* I have an ill 
Name, and therefore (hall not fubfcribe it, but yo« 
will guefs it comes from one who cfteems and loves 
you about half as much as you deferve, I mean, as 
much as he' can. 

I am in great concern, at what I am juft told is in 
fome of the news-papers, that Lord Bolingbroke is 
much hurt by a fall in hunting *• I am glad he has fo 
much Youth and vigour left, (of which he hath not 
been thrifty,) but I wonder he has no mors Difcretion. 



n-- ■ ■ 



LETTER IIL 

OAober 15, 172^. 

J AM wonderfully pleafed with the fuddennefs of yotir 
kind anfwer. It makes me hope you are coming 
towards us, and that you incline more and more to 
your old friends, in proportion as you draw nearer to 
them J and are getting into our Vortex. Here is 

One 

« From Bolingbroke's lettert to Sir Wilfiam Wyndbam^ it 
appears how attached he was, or at leaft thought hirorelf, t» 
this diveriioa ; which probaUy was, like his farmng^ a mere 
attempt 

*< To beguile the thing he was. 
By /cming oiherv;tfi," Otrslm* 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc* gj 

One *, who was once a powerful planet, but has now 
(after long eaq)erience of all that comes of ihming) 
learned to be content, with retummg to his firft pointy 
without the thought or ambition of fhinlng at alL 
Here is Another, who thinks one of the gresueft 
glories of his Father was to have diflinguiihed and 
loved you, and who loves you hereditarily. Here is 
Arbuthnot, recovered from the jaws of death, and 
more pleafed with the hope of feeing you again, than 
of reviewing a world, every part of which, he has 
long defpifed, but what is made up of a few men like 
yourfelf. He goes abroad again, and is more chear- 
ful than even health can make a man ; for he has a 
good confcieuce into the bargain (which is the mod 
Catholic of all remedies, tho' not the mod Univerfal). 
I knew it would be a pleafure to you to hear this, and 
in troth that made me write fo foon to you. 

Fax fbrry poor P. is not promoted in this age ; for 
certainly if his reward be of the next, he is of all 

Poets 

* Boliugbroke* It is fiud, in a Letter which is printed in 
his name, that there were only three men capable of governing ; 
one was bimftlff another Pope 1 1 Laughable as this may appear^ 
I do not think it very unlikely he fliould have faid fo. A 
man, who rates his own abilities at the higheft, in proportion 
«$ the world in general negleds thero» thinks thai perfon only 
fit to rank m^it to him, who alone has difcernment enough 
to appreciate his tranfcendental talents ! I Pope fays in this Letter* 
that his friend is, 

** PauUo minuj ah angeiis*** — 
This was probably his Lordihip's own opinion, and hence his 
admiration of his friend's dtfcernmcnt ! 

When Bolingbroke talks of retirement ^ it is the language 
of vexation and dif appointment affecting the tonq of pLilofophy. 



64 LETTERS TO AND 

Poets the moft miferable. Tm alfo forry for another 
reafon ; if they don't promote him, they'll fpoil the 
conclufion of one of my Satires, where having en* 
deavoured to correft the Tafle of the town in wit and 
criticifm, I end thus. 

But what avails to lay down rules for fcnfc ? 

In ^'s Reign thefc fruitlcfe lines wefc writ. 

When Ambrofe Philips was preferred for Wit ! 

Our friend Gay is ufed as the friends of Tories are 
by Whigs (and generally by Tories too), Becaufe 
he had humour, he was fuppofed to have dealt with 
Dn Swift; in like manner as when any one had 
learning formerly, he was thought to have dealt with 
the Devil. He puts his whol€ truft at Court in that 
Lady ^ whom I defcribed to you; and whom you take 
to be an allegorical creature of fancy : I wiih ihe really 
were Riches for his fake; though, as for yours, I 
queftion whether (if you knew her) you would 
change her for the other. 

Lord Bolingbroke had not the leafl harm by his 
fall; I wifli he had received no more by his other 
fall ; Lord Oxford had none by his. But Lord Bo- 
lingbroke is the moft ' improved Mind fince you law 
him, that ever was improved without fhifting into a 
new body, or being : paullo minus ab angelis. I have ' 
often imagined to myfelf, that if ever all of us meet 
iagain, after fo many varieties and changes, after fo 
much of the old world and of the old man in each of 

us 

* Mrs. Howard. How woefully Gay was dilappointed ii 
now well known, and the caufe of it. 



FROM DR- SWIFT, etc. 65 

us ha^ been altered, that fcarce a fingle thought of the 
one, any more than a fingle atom of the other, re- 
mains juft the fame; I've fancied, I fay, that we 
ihould meet like the righteous in the Millennium, quite 
in peace, divefted of all our former Paffions, fmiling 
at our paft follies, and content to enjoy the kingdom 
of the Jufl, in tranquillity. But I find you would 
rather be employed as an avenging Angel of wrath, 
to break your Vial of Indignation over the heads of 
the wretched creatures of this world: nay, would 
make them Eat ymir Book^ which you have made 
(1 doubt not) as bitter a pill for them as poifible. 

I won't tell you what deflgns I have in my head 
(befides writing a fet of Maxims in oppofition to all 
Rochefoucauk's principles "" *) till I fee you here, face 
to £ice. Then you ihall have no reafon to complain 
of me for want of a generous difdain of this world, 
though I have not lod piy Ears in yours and their fer- 
vice. Lord Oxford too (whom I have now the third 
time mentioned in this letter, and he deferves to be 
always mentioned in every thing that is addceifed to 
you, or comes from you) experts you : that ought to 

be 

* This waa only {aid aa an oblique reproof of the horrid mifan- 
ihropy in the foregoing Letter ; and which he fuppofed> might be 
chiefly occafioned by the Dean's fondnefs for Rocbefoucauby whofe 
Maxims are founded on the principle of an univerfal felfiflinefs in 
human nature. Warburton, 

• *« Who is the great Phdofopher^^ fays AdJlfim^ « for admi- 
mftering of cohfolatioa to the idle, the envious, and wofthlefs part 
of mankind." W4RT0M, 

YOL. m. F 



6§ LETTERS TO AND 

be eiiough to bring you hither ; 'tis a better reafon 
tiiai) if the natioq expeded you. For I realty enter 
•s fully as you can defire, into your principle of love 
pf Individuals : and I think the way to have a public 
fpirit is iirft to have a private one ; for who can be- 
lieve (&id a friend of mine) that any man can care for 
a hundred thoufand people, who never cared for one ? 
No ilUhumoured man can ever be a Patriot, any more 
than a Friend. 

I def\gned to have left the following page for Dr. 
Arbuthnot to fill, but he is fo touched with the 
period in yours to me concerning him, that he in* 
tOt^ to anfwer it by a whole letter. He too is bufy 
i^bout a book, which I guefs he will tell you of. So 
adieu — what remains worth telling you ? Dean 
Berkley is well, and happy in the profecution of his 
l^heme *• Lord Oxford and Lord £oIingbroke in 
health, Duke Difney f fo alfo ; Sir William Wynd- 
)iam better, Lord Bathurft well. Thefe, and (ome 
ptheirs, pref^rve their ancient honoxu* and ancient 
friendihip. Thofe who do neither, if they were d-«--d, 
what is it to a Proteftant pried, who has nothing to 
dp with the dead ? I anfwer for my own part as a Pa- 
pift, I would rot pray them out of Purgatory. 

Mf 

^ His Scheme for a religious fettlement at Bermudas. 
'f Duke Difney is often mentioned with afFe6liooate and fa- 
iQJliar kiodnefs by the party. He lived at Grecnwichi aa appmrs 
ffqm Gay's ballad : 

*« I hear facetious Difney fay, 

Duke, that's the room for Pope, and that for Gay*" 



My name is as bod an 6ne as yours^ sihd hated bj^ 
ill bad Poets, frbm Hopkins and Sternhold to Gildoii 
and Cibbcr. The firft prayed againft mc with th€ 
Turk; and a modern Imitator of theirs (whom I 
leave you to find out) has added the GbriftKlil to 
^cm^ with proper definitions of each in this mSdOHQtp,,. 

The Pope^s tRe Whote of Babylon, 

The Turk he is a Jew : 
The Chriftiail is an Infidel 

That fitteth in a Pew. 



W - "^j^mtA^iii^tikta^atimdmmi^ltLm^^mM^d^ 



LETTER XUh 

FROM DR. SWIFT* 

t swduLD foonct have acknbwiedgecf yoursj Jf a fei 
veriffi diforder and the relics of it had itot difabkcJ 
fee for a fortnight* I now begin to matke excufes, 
becaufe I hope 1 am pretty near feeing you, and there^ 
Fore! would cultivate an acquaintance j becaufe, if yotf 
do not know me when we meet, you need only keep 
enc of my letters, and comparre it whh my fece, fof 
toy face and letters are counterparts of m^ he^ot. I 
fear I haVe not expreffed that right, but I mcatti- weffi 
ttid I hate Wots-: I look in your lettci*, and in my coti^ 
fcience you fey the fame thing, but in af bettek* inaa^^ 

If a MX. 



«8 LETTERS TO AND 

ncr. Pray tell my Lord Bolingbroke that I ^niOh he 
vere baniflied again, for then I Ihould bear from hinfl^ 
when he was full of philofophy, and talked de contempfu 
mundi. My^Lord Oxford was fo extremely kind as 
to write to me immediately an account of his fon's 
birth; which I immediately acknowledged, but be* 
fore the letter could reach him, I wiflicd it in the fea : 
I hope I was more aiHided than his Lordfhip. HTis 
bard that Parfons and Beggars fliould be over-run 
with brats, while fo great and good a £aimily wants an 
heir to continue it. I have received his father'^ 
pidure, but I lament (fub JtgtUo confeJftonU) that it 
is not fo true- a reiemblance as I could wi(h. Drown 
the world ! I am not content with defpifing it, but I 
would anger it, if I could with fafety. I wifh there 
were an Hofpital built for its Defpifers, where one 
might a6l with fafety, and it need not be a large 
building, only I would have it well endowed. P** is 
fort ebanceUant whether he Ihall turn Parfon or no. 
But all employments here are engaged, or in rever« 
fion* Caft Wits and caft Beaux have a proper fanc« 
tuary in the church : yet we think it a fevere judge* 
snent, that a fine gentleman, and fo much the finer 
for hating EcdefialUcs, fhould be a domeftic humble 
Ittamer to an Iri(h Prelate. He is neither Secretary 
nor Gentleman* uiher, yet ferves in both capacities* 
He hath publifhed fereral ireafons why^ he never came 
toiee me^ but the bed is, that Ihave not waited on 

8 his 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 69 

his Lordfiiip. We have had a Poem fent from Lon- 
don in imitation of that on Mifs Carteret. It is on 
Mils Harvey, of a day old ; and we fay and think it is 
yours. I wife it were not, becaufe I am againft mo- 
nopolies. — You might have fpared me a few more lines 
of your Satire, but I hope in a few months to fee it alL 
To hear boys, like you, talk of Millenniums and 
tranquillity! I am older -by thirty years^ Lord Bo- 
lingbroke by twenty, and you but by ten, than when 
we lad were together; and we (hould differ more 
than ever, you coquetting a maid of honour, my 
Lord looking on to fee how the gamefters play, and I 
railing at you both. I dedre you and all my friends 
will take a fpecial care that iViy Difaffe^on to the 
world may not be imputed to my Age, for I have 
credible witneifes ready to depofe, that it hath never 
varied from the twenty-firft to the f--ty.eighth year of 
my life (pray fill that blank charitably). I tell you 
after ail, that I do not hate mankind, it is votis autres 
who hate them, becaufe you would have them rea* 
fonable Animals, and are angry at being difappointed : 
I have always rejeded that definition, and made 
another of my own. I am no more angry with— 
than t was with the Kite that lad week flew away 
with one of my chickens ; and yet I was pleafed when 
one of my fervants (hot him two days after. This I 
lay, becaufe you are fo hardy as to tell me of your 
intentions to write Maxims in oppofition to Roche* 
foucault, who is my favourite, becaufe I found my 

V F 3 wholt 



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whole chara^r in him ^ ; however I wHI read him 
agiun, becaufe it is poflible I may have fince under* 
gone fome alterations.-<^Take care the bad Poets do 
not out'Wir you, as they have fcrved the good oneg 
in every age, whom they have provoked to tranfmit 
their names to pofterity. Msevius is as well known aa 
Virgil, and Gildon will be as well kno^im as you, if 
bis name gets into your Verfes : and as to the difference 
between good and bad fame *, 'tis a perfed trifle, 
I aik a thoufand pardons, and fo leave you for this 
time, and will write again without concerning myfelf 
whether you write oi: no, 

I am, etc« 



1— l»^P~ i .» m i» I I ■ <i | m ' ! ■■■■ I I I 1 ■ p 111 •^mmm^mm^mrmm^mmmm n | iiNT 

LETTER XIV. 

DeGrmber lo* I7ij« 

V FtKB myfelf the better acquainted with you for a 
long Abfence, as men are with themfelves for a 
long AiHiftion : Abfence does but hold off a Friend, 
te make one fee him the more truly. I am infinitely 
more pleafed to hear you are coming near us, than at 
iny^ thing you fi^em to think in my favour ; an opinion 

which 

* This, methinksy it do great cotDplimeot to his owq 
lictit, Warburtoh. 

♦ »* I dffirc Fame/* fays a certain Philofopher : ** Let thk 
occur; if I ad well I fliall have the cfteem of all my acquaintaqcei 
and what is all the reft to nc ?'* WAaroii. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. ft 

which has perhaps been aggrandized by .the didancd 
or dulnels of Ireland, as objeds look larger throogh 
a medium of Fogs : and yet 1 am infinitely pleslfdd 
with that too. I am much the happier for fiildiii^ 
(a better thing than our Wits) our Judgments jaxapi 
in the notion that all Scribblers (hould be pa^d by hi 
filence. To vindicate one's felf againft fuch nafty 
flander, is much as wife as it was in your coontry^i 
man, when the people imputed a ftink to him, to 
prove the contrary by (hewing his backfide. So tet 
Gildon and Phillips reft in peace ! What Virgil had to 
do with Masvius *, that he fhould wear him Qpon his 
ileeve to all eternity, I don't know. Tve been the 
longer upon this, that I may prepare you for the re» 
caption both you and your works may poflibly meet 
in England. We your true acquaintance ivill look 
upon you as a good man, and love you ; othersr will 
look upon you as a Wit, and bate you. So ypu 
know the word; unlefs you are as vindictive as 
Virgil, or the aforefaid Hibernian. . 

I wifli as warmly as you for an Hofpital in which 
Co lodge the Defpifers of the world ; only I fear it 
would be filled wholly like Ch^lfea, with maimed 
Sokliers, and fuch as had been difabled in its fervice. 
I would rather have thofe, that out of fuch generous 
prindples as you and I, defpife it, fly in its face, than 
retire from it ; it would v^x one more to be knocked 

on 

. f X>r Pope with TUbalJ, Concantn, and Snudkjf, kC. WahtoH. 

F4 



71 LETTERS TO AND 

on the head with a Pifs-pot ♦, than by a Thunder- 
bolt. As to greater OpprefTors, they are like Kites 
or Eagles, one ezpeds mifchief from them; but to 
be fquirted to death (as poor Wycherley faid to me 
on his death-bed) by Apothecaries Apprentices, by 
the underftrappers of under-fecretaries to fecretaries 
who were no fecretaries — ^this would provoke as dull 
a dog as Ph«*— s f himfelf. 

So much for enemies, now for friends. Mn L— -* 
thinks all this indifcreet : the Dr. not fo ; he loves 
mifchief the bed of any good-natured man in Eng- 
land. Lord B.^ is above trifling : when he writes of 
any thing in this world, he is more than mortal : if 
ever he trifles^ it mujl be when he turns a Divine. Gay 
is writing Tales for Prince William : I fuppofe Mr. 
Phillips will take this very ill, for two reafons ; one 
that he thinks all childifh things belong to him, and 
the other becaufe he'll take it ill to be taught that one 
may write things to a child without being childifh. 
What have I more to add ? but that Lord Oxford 
defires eameftly to fee you : and that many others 
whom you do not think the worfl of, will be gratified 

by it ; none more, be aflured^ than 

Yours, etc. 

P.S. Pope 

* Dr. Dehny, from bis partiality to Swift^ is of opinion, that 
the Dean caught his love of grofs and filthy objefts from Pope. 
The contrary feems to be the fa£^. One would think this love 
contagious ; fee two palTages in the Vutv of L^rd Bormghroh/i 
PUofipbyy Letter IL pages 67 and 220. ' Warton* 

t PhiUipt. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc- 73 

P. S. Pope and you are very great '\^its, and 1 
think very indifferent Philofophers : if you defpifed 
the world as much as you pretend, and perhaps be- 
lieve, you would not be fo angry with it. The 
feunder of your feft *, that noble Original whom you 
dunk it fo great an honour to refemble ^ was a Have 
to the worft part of the world, to the Court ; and all 
his big words were the language of a flighted Lover, 
who deiired nothing fo much as a reconciliation, and 
feared nothing fo much as a rupture. I believe the 
world bath ufed me as fcurviiy as moil people, and 
yet I could never find in my heart to be thoroughly 
angry with the iimple, falfe, capricious thing. I 
ihould blufli alike to be difcovered fond of the world, 
or piqued at it. Your definition of Animal rationis 
capax^ inftead of the common one Animal Rationale^ 
will not bear examination: define but Reafon, and 
you will fee why your diftindtion is no better than 

that 

• Very different is the opinion that Lord Shaftclbury has 
given of Seneca, the perfon here alluded to. •* *Ti8 not," iayi 
he finely, '* the perfon, charader, or genius, but the ftyle and 
manner of this great man, which we prefumc to cenfare. We 
acknowledge his noble fentiments and worthy aftions : we own 
th« Patriot and good Minifter ; but we rejef^.the Writer. Where 
an univerfal Monarchy was a6tually eflablifhed, and the intereft 
of a whole world concerned ; he furely mud have been efleemed 
a Guardian Angel, who, as a Prime Mini{ler, could, for feverai 
years, turn the very worft of Courts, and worft-conditioned of all 
Princes, to the fatherly care and juft government of mankind. 
Such a Minifter was Seneca, under an Agrippina and a Nero." — 
Charaaerijiuif vol. iii. p. 2j. WAaToa, 

f Seneca. WAmuaroN. 



74 LETTERS tO ANI> 

that of the Pontiff Coffa; between mala ratio^ and 
bona ratio. But enough of this : make us a vifit, and 
ril fubfcribe to any fide of thefe important queftions 
which you pleafc. We differ lefs than you imagine, 
perhaps, when you wifhed me banifhed again : but I 
am not lefs true to you and to Philofophy in Eng- 
land, than I was in France. 

Tours, etc. B. 



LETTER XV. 

TROM DR. SWIFT. 

London, May 4, 1726. 

T HAD rather live in forty Irelands than under the 
frequent difquiets of hearing you are out of order. 
I always apprehend it moft after a great dinner ; for 
the lead Tranfgreffion of yours, if it be only two bits 
tnd one fup more than you ftint, is a great de* 
bauch ; for which you certainly pay more than thofe 
fots . who are carried dead drunk to bed.. My Lord 
Peterborow fpoiied every body's dinner, but efpecially 
mine, with telling us that you were detained by fick* 
nels. Pray let me have three lines under any hand 
or pot-hook that will give me a better account of yonr 
health : which concerns me more than others, becaufe 
I love and efteem yoa for reafons that moft oAerS'baTtf 

fitde 



r I 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 75 

little to do with, and would be the fame although you 
bad never touched a pen further than with writu^ to 
me. 

I am gathering up my luggage, and preparing for 
my journey : I will endeavour to think of you as little 
as I can, and when I write to you^ I will ftriye not to 
think of you ; this I intend in return to your kind- 
nefs ; and further, I know nobody has dealt with me 
Jo cruelly as you, the cot^eqqences of which ufage I 
fear will lafl as long as my life, for £6 long flull I be 
{in fpite of my heart) entirely Tours. 



LETTER XVL 

Auguft 22, 172$. 

*% I^AKY a Ihort figh you coft me the day I left you, 
and many more you will coft me, till the day 
you return, I really walked about like a man ba* 
niflied, and when I came home found it no home. 
'Tis a fenfaUon like that of a limb lopped off, one is 
trying- every minute unawares to ufe it, and finds it is 
not. I may fay you have ufed me more cruelly than 
you have done any other man ; you have made it 
more impoflible for me to live at,eafe without you ; 
habitude itfelf would have done that, if I had lefs 
friendfhip in my nature than I have. Befides my na-> 
tural memory of you, you have made a local one, 

whick 



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which prefents you to mc in every place I frequent ; 
I fliall never more think of Lord Cobham's, the 
woods of Ciceter*, or the pleafmg profpeS of 
Byberry t, but your Idea muft be joined with *era ; 
nor fee one feat in my own garden, or one room 
in my own houfe, without a Phantom of you, 
fitting or walking before me. I travelled with you to 
Chefter. I felt the extreme heat of the weather, the 
inns, the roads, the confinement and clofenefs of the 
uneafy coach, and wifhed a hundred times I had either 
a Deanry or a Horfe in my gift. In real truth, I have 
felt my foul peevifli ever fmce with all about me, from 
a warm uneafy defire after you. I am gone out of 
myfelf to no purpofe^ and cannot catch you* Iniiat 
in pedes was not more properly applied to a poor dog 
after a hare, than to me with regard to your depart- 
ure J. I wifh I could think no more of it, but lie 
down and fleep till we meet again, and let that day 
(how far foever oflF it be) be the morrow. Since I 
cannot, may it be my amends that every thing you 
wiih may attend you where you are, and that you 
may find every friend you have there, in the ftate 
you wifli him, or her : fo that your vUits to us may 
have no other effed, than the progrefs of a rich man 

to 

• Circnccfter. f Bybuiy. 

X It it poflible Pope could feci all this, or Swift believe it? 
Swift had been on a vifit to Pope, but left him abruptly ; at he 
faya himfelf, becaufe ** two fick friends" cannot do together. 
Pope was perhaps fearful of fome oflFence having been taken j and 
tberefare ihews the greater kindncfs and regret on his departure 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 77 

to a remote eftate, which he finds greater than he ex. 
peded ; which knowledge only ferves to make him 
live happier where he is, with no difagreeable profpe£t 
if ever he (hould choofe to remove. May this be your 
ftate till it become what I wifh. But indeed I cannot 
esprefs the warmth with which I wifh you all things, 
and myfclf you. Indeed you are engraved elfewhere 
than on the Cups you fent me (with fo kind an in- 
(cription), and I might thro\y them into the Thames 
without injury to the giver. I am not pleafed with 
them, but take them very kindly too : and had I fuf* 
pedcd any fuch ufage from you, I (hould have en« 
joyed your company lefs than I really did, for at this 
rate I may fay. 

Nee tecum poflum vlvere, nee Gne te. 

I will bring you over juft fuch another prefent, when 
I go to the Deanry of St. Patrick's ; which I promife 
you to do, if ever I am enabled to return your kind- 
netL Donarem Pateras^ efc. Till then I'll drink 
(or Gay (ball drink) daily healths to you, and FU 
add to your infcription the old Roman vow for years 
to come, VOTIS'X. VOTIS XX. My Mother's 
age gives me authority to hope it for yours. Adieu. 



78 LETTERS TO ANO 



LETTER XVn* 

itroj^RS to Mr. Gay gave inc greater (ztiBhStiou 

than that to me (though that gave me a great 

deal) ; for to hear you were fafe at your journey's end^ 

exceeds the account of your fktigues while in the way 

to it ; otherwife, believe me, every tittle of each i$ 

important to me, which fets any one thing before my 

cyc8 that happens to you. I writ you a long letter^ 

which I guefs reached you the day after your arrivals 

Since then I had a conference with Sir •^— , who ex- 

preflfed his defire of having feen you again before you 

left us. He faid he obferved a willingnefs in you to 

Hve among us; which I did not deny; but at th^ 

fame time told him you had no fuch defign in your 

coming this time, which was merely to fee a few of 

thofe you loved: but that indeed all thofc wiihed 

it, and particularly Lord Peterborow and myfelf^ 

who wiflied you loved Ireland lefs, had you any reafon 

to love England more. I faid nothing but what I 

think would induce any man to be as fond of you as 

I, plain Truth, did they know either it or you. t 

can't help thinking (when I confider the whole fliort 

Lift of our friends) that none of them except you and 

I are qualified for the Mountains of Wales. The 

Dr. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 7^ 

Dr. * goea tq Cards, Gay to Court j one lofcs Money, 
one lofes his time : another of our incnds labours to 
be unambitious, but he labours in an unwilling foil. 
One Lady you like has too much of France to be fit 
for Wales : another is too much a fubjeft to Princes 
and Potentates, to re&fii that wild Tafte of liberty and 
poverty. Mr. Coi^reve is too ikk to bear a thin 
air ; and ibe * that leads him too rich to enjoy any 
thing. Lord Peterborow can go to any climate, but 
never (lay in any. Lord Bathurft is too great an 
hufbandman to like barren hills, except they are his 
own to improve. Mr. Bethel indeed is too good and 
too honeft to Eve in the world, but yet 'tis fit, for 
its example, he (hould. We are left to ourfelves in ' 
my opinion, and may live where we pleafe, in Wales, 
Dublin, or Bermudas : and for me, I afTure you I love 
the world fo well, and it loves me fo well, that I 
care not in what part of it I pafs the reft of my days. 
I fee no funfiilne but in the face of a friends 

I had a glimpfe of a letter of yours lately, by 
which I find you afe (like the vulgar) apter to think 
well of people out of power, than of people in power ; 
perhaps 'tis a miftake, but however there's fomething 
in it generous. Mr. * * takes it extreme kindly, I 
can perceive,, and he has a great mind to thank you 
£3r that good opinion, for which I believe he is only to 
thank his ill fortune : for if I am not in an error, he 

would rather be in power, than out. 

To 

• Arbuthnot. 

* The Duchcft of Marlborough. Warton. 



8o LETTERS TO AND 

To (hew you how fit I am to live in the mountains^ 
I will with great truth apply to myfelf an old fentence : 
^' Thole that are in, may abide in ; and thofe that 
^ are out, may abide out : yet to me, thofe that are 
^' in fhall be as thofe that are out, and thofe that are 
^^ out (hall be as thofe that are in." 

I am indifferent as to all thofe matters, but I mifs 
you as much as 1 did the firft day, when (with a fhort 
figh) I parted. Whefevcr you are, (or on the moun- 
tains of Wales, or on the coafl of Dublin, 

Tu mihi, feu magni fuperas jam faxa Timavx, 
Sivc cram lUyrici Icgis aequoris, ) 

I am, and ever ihall be, Yours, etc. 



LETTER XVHL 

MR. GAY TO DR. SWIFT. 

November 17, 1726. 

A BOUT ten days ago a Book was publiflied here of 
the Travels of one Gulliver, which hath been the 
converfation of the whole town ever fince : the whole 
impreflion fold in a week ; and nothing is more di- 
verting than to hear the different opinions people 
give of it, though all agree in liking it extremely. 
*Tis generally faid that you are the Author : but I am 
told, the Bookfeller declares, he knows not from 

what 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 8i 

What hand it came. From the higheft to the loweft 
it is uiuverfally read, from the Cabinet-council to the 
Nurfery. The Politicians to a man agree, that it is 
free from particular refleftlons, but that the Satire 
on general fodeties of men is too fevere. Not but 
we now and then meet with people of greater perfpi- 
cuiry, who are in fearch for particular applications 
in every leaf; and 'tis highly probable we fhall have 
keys publiflied to give light into Gulliver's defign. 
Lord — — * is the perfon who Icall approves it, blam. 
ing it as a defign of evil confequence to depreciate 
human nature, at which it cannot be wondered that 
he takes moft offence, being himfelf the nioft ac- 
compliflied of his fpecies, and fo lofing more than ' 
any other of that praife which is due both to the 
dignity and virtue of a man^. Your friend, my 
Lord Ilarcourt, commends it very much, thougli he 
thinks in fome places the matter too far carried. The 
Duchefs Dowager of Marlborough is in raptures at 
it ; flie fays Ihe can dream of nothing elfe fmce flie 
read it : flie dechires, that (he hath now found out 
that her whole life hath. been loft: in carefiing the 
worfl part of mankind, and treating the befl: as her 
foes ; and that if fhe knew Gulliver, tho' he had been 

the 

* Bolingbroke. 

^ It is no wonder a mnn of real merit fhoiild condemn a fatire oa 
k!8 fpjcics J as it injures Virtue and violates Truth : and, as little, 
that a corrupt or worthlefs man (hould approve fuch a fatire, 
btcaufe it jultincs his principles and tends to cxcufe his pradicc. 

Warpurton. 

VOX;. IX. O 



8« LETTERS TO AND 

the vrorft enemy ihe ever had, fte would give ap ftef 
prefent acquaintance for his friendfliip. Tou may fee 
by this, that you are not much injured by being fup- 
pofed the Author of this piece. If you are, you have 
difobliged us, and two or three of your bed friends^ 
HI not giving us the leaft hmt of it while you were 
with us ; and in particular Dr. Arbuthnot, who fays 
it is ten thoufand pities he had not known it, he 
could have added fuch abundance of things upon 
every fubjeft. Among Lady-critics, fome have found 
out that Mr. Gulliver had a particular malice to 
Maids of honotir. Thofe of them who frequent the 
Church fay, his defign is impious, and that it is 
depreciating the works of the Creator. Notwithftand- 
ing, I am told the Prineefs * hath read it with great 
pleafure. As to other Critics, they think the flying 
illand is the lead entertaining ; and fo great an 
opinion the town have of the impoflibility of Gulliver*^ 
writing at all below himfelf, 'tis agreed that part was 
not writ by the fame hand, tho^ this hath its defenders 
too. It hath pafTed Lords and Commons, nemine 
contradicente ; and the whole town, men, women, and 
children, are quite full of it. 

Perhaps I may all this time be talking to you of a 
Book you have never feen, and which hath not yet 
reached Ireland j if it hath not, I believe what we 
have (aid will be fufEcient to recommend it to your 

reading, 

♦ Afterwards Queen CaroUne. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 83 

leading, and that you will order me to fend It to 
you. 

But it will be much better to come over yourfelf, 
and read it here, where you will have the pleafure of 
variety of commentators, to explain the difficult paf- 
fages to you. 

We all rejoice that you have fixed the predfe time 
of your coming to be cum hirundine prima ; which 
we modem naturalifts pronounce ought to be 
reckoned, .contrary to Pliny, in this northern lati- 
tude of fifty-two degrees, from the end of February, 
Styl. Greg, at furtheft. But to us, your friends, the 
coming of fuch a black fwallow as you, will make 
a fummer in the worft of feafons. We are no lefs 
glad at your mention of Twickenham and Dawley ; 
and in town you know you have a lodging at 
Court. 

The Princefs is clothed in Iriffi filk ; pray give our 
fervice to the Weavers. We are ftrangely furprized 
to hear that the Bells in Ireland ring without your 
money. I hope you do not write the thing that is 

not. We are afraid that B hath been guilty of 

that crime, that you (like Houynhnm) have treated 
him as a Yahoo *, and difcarded him your fervice. I 

fear 

* By this circiimftance it is clear that Gay knew Swift to 
be the author of Gulliver ; though the whole Letter pleafantly 
goci on the idea of Swift's being a flranger to the work. 

Wartoh. 

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84 LETTERS TO AND 

fear you do not underftand thefe modiA terms, whidi 
every creature now underftands but yourfelf. 

Tou tell us your Wine is bad, and that the Clei^ 
do not frequent your houfe, whidi we look upon to 
be tautology. The beil advice we can give you is, to 
make them a prefent of your wine, and come away 
to better. 

You fancy we envy you, but you are miftaken ; 
we envy thofe you are with, for we cannot envy the 
man we love. Adieu. 



LETTER XIX. 

November i6, i'ji6, 

T HAVE refolved to take time ; and in fpite of all mif- 
fortunes and demurs, which ficknefs, lamenefs, or 
difability of any kind can throw in my way, to write 
you (at intervals) a long letter. My two leaft fingers 
of one hand hang impediments to the other *, like ufe- 
lefs dependents, who only take up room, and never 
are a£Uve and affiftant to our wants : I ihall never be 

much 

' This was occalioned by a bad accident as be was returning 
home in a friend's chariot j which in paffing a bridge was over- 
turned, and thrown with the horfes into the river; The glafles 
being np, and Mr. Pope unable to break them, he was in imme- 
diate danger of drowning, when the poftilions who had juft reco- 
vered himfelfy beat the gUfs which lay uppermoft to pieces : a 
fragment of which cut one of Mr. Pope's hands Tcry daogerouily. 

Wa&burtoh. 



FROM DR, SWIFT, etc. 85 

much the better for *em.-— I congratulate you firft 
upon what you call your Coufin's wonderful Book, 
which 18 piiblica triia manu at prefent, and I prophefy 
will be hereafter the admiration of all men. That 
countenance with which it is received by fome ftatef- 
men, is delightful ; I wifh I could tell you how every 
fingle man looks upon it, to obferve which has been 
my whole diverfion this fortnight. I have never been 
a night in London fmce you left me, till now for this 
ytrj end, and indeed it has fully anfwered my expefb- 
atbns. 

I find no confiderable man very angry at the book : 
fome indeed think it rather too bold, and too general 
a Satire : but none, that I hear of, accufe it of parti- 
cular refledlions } (I mean no perfons of confequence, 
or good judgment ; the mob of Critics, you know, 
always are defirous to apply Satire to thofe they envy 
for being above them ;) fo that you needed not to have 
been fo fecret upon this head. Motte received the 
copy (he tells me) he knew not from whence, nor 
from whom, dropped at his houfe in the dark, from 
a Hackney-coach : by computing the time, I found it 
was after you left England, fo, for my part, I fufpend 
my judgment. 

I am pleafed with the nature and quality of your 
Prefent to the Prmcefs. The Irifh ftuff* you fent to 

Mrs. 

* Waxton obfervee, that << the Dean at this time courted the 
Frincet^ and waa in hopes of getting his Iriih Deanery changed 

03 for 



86 LETTERS TO AND 

Mr&. H. her R. H. laid hold of, and has made up 
for her own ufe. Are yoii determined to be national 
in every thing, even in your civilities ? You are the 
greateft Politician in Europe at this rate ; but as you 
are a rational Politician, there is no great fear of you, 
you will never fucceed. 

Another thing in which you have pleafed me, was 
what you fay to Mr. P. by which it feems to me that 
you value no man's civility above your own dignity, 
or your own reafon. Surely, without flattery, you 
are now above all parties of men, and it is high time 
to be fo, after twenty or thirty years obf€r\'ation of 
the great world. 

Nullius addiflus jurare in verba magiftri. 

I queftion not, many men would be of your intimacy, 
that you might be of their intereft ; but God forbid 
an honeft or witty man (hould be of any, but that of 
his country. They have fcoundrels enough to write 
for their paflions and their defigns ; let us write for 
truth, for honour, and for pofterity. If you muft 
needs write about Politics at all, (but perhaps it is fiill 
as wife to play the fool any other way,) furely it ought 
to be fo as to preferve the dignity and integrity of your 

chara&er 



#ki 



for fome preferment in England." This i& true : but Warton 
goes a ftep too far when he thinks he was not " brought on 
this fide the water^ becaufc Sir Robert Walpole dreaded liia 
abilUies /" 



FROM DR. SWIFT, fete. 8^ 

charader ^th thofe times to come, which will molt 
impartially judge of you. 

I wiih you had writ to Lord Peterboi^ow, no man 
is more affedionate towards you. Don't fancy none 
but Tories are your friends } for at that rate I mud 
be, at moft, but half your friend, and fmcerely, I 
am wholly fo. Adieu, write often, and come foon, 
for many wiih you well, and all would be glad of 
your company* 



LETTER XX. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, 



Dublin, November 17, 1726. 

T AM juft come from anfwering a letter of Mrs. H — *s, 
writ in fuch myftical terms, that I fhould never 
have found out the meaning, if a Book had not been 
fent me called Gulliver's Travels^ of which you fay 
fo much in yours. I read the Book over, and in the 
fecond volume obferved feveral paffages, which ap- 
pear to be patched and altered ^, and the ftyle of a 
different fort (unlefs I am much miftaken). Dr. 

Arbuthnot 

^ This was the faft, which is complained of and redreffcd in the 
Publio Edition of the Dean's works. , Warburton. 

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Arbuthnot likes the Projeflors lead'; others^ you 
tell me, the Flying Ifland ; fome think it wrong to be 
fo hard upon whole Bodies or Corporations, yet the 
general opinion is, that refleftions on particular pern 
fons are mod to be blamed : fo that in thefe cafes, I 
think the bed method is to let cenfure and opinioa 
take their courfe. A Bifhop here faid, that book 
was full of improbable lie$, and, for his part, he 
hardly believed a word of itj and fo much for 
Gulliver. 

Going to England is a very good thing, if it were 
not attended with an ugly circumftance of returning 
to Ireland. It is a ihame you do not perfuade your 
Minifters to keep me on that fide, if it were but by 
a court expedient ^of keeping me in Prifon for a 
Plotter ; but at the fame time I muft tell you, that 
fuch journies very much fhorten my life, for a month 
here is longer than fix at Twickenhslm. 
^ How comes friend Gay to be fo tedious? another 
man can publilh fifty thoufand Lies fooner than he 
can fifty Fables. 

I am juft going to perform a very good ofGce, it is 
to affift with the Archbifliop, in degrading a Parfon' 
who couples all our beggars, by which 1 (hall make 
one happy man : and decide the great queftion of an 
indelible charafter in favour of the principles in 
falhion j this I' hope you will reprefent to the Miniftry 

in 

Becaufe he underflood it to be intended as a fatire on the 
Royal Soi. icfy, Wa rb u R ton . 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 89 

in my favour, as a point of merit ; fo farewell till I 

return. 

I am come back, and have deprived the Parfon, 
who by a law here is to be hanged the next couple 
he marries : he declared to us that he refolved to be 
hanged, only defired that when he was to go to the 
gaDows the Archbifhop would take off his Excom- 
munication. Is not he a good Catholic ? and yet he 
is but a Scotch-man, This is the only Irifh event I 
ever troubled you with, and I think it deferves notice. 
L et me add, that, if I were Gulliver's friend, I 
would defire all my acquaintance to give out that his 
copy was bafely mangled, and abufed, and added to, 
and blotted out by the Printer ; for fo to me it feems, 
in the fecond volume particulariy. 

Adieu. 



LETTER XXL 

FROM DR. SWIFT. 

■ 

December 5, 1726* 

T BELIEVE the hurt in your hand affefts me more 
than it does yourfelf, and with reafon, becaufe I 
may probably be a greater lofer by it. What have 
accidents to do with thofe who are neither jockeys, 
por fox-biwters, nor bullies, nor drunkards ? And 

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yet a rafcaiiy Groom (hall gallop a foundered horfe ten 
miles upon a caufeway, and get home fafe. 

I am very much pleafed that you approve what was 
fent, becaufe I remember to have heard a great man 
fay, that nothing required more judgment than mak- 
ing a prefent * ; which when it is done to thofe of high 
rank, ought to be of fomething that is nc^ readily 
got for money. You oblige me, and at the fame 
time do me juftice in what you obferve as to Mr. P. 
Befides, it is too late in life for me to a£t otherwife, 
and therefore I follow a very eafy road to virtue, and 
purchafe it cheap. If you will give me leave to join 
us, is not your life and mine a ftate of power, and 
dependence a ftate of flavery? We care not three 
pence whether a Prince or Minifter will fee us or no : 
we are not afraid of having ill offices done us, nor 
are at the trouble of guarding our words for fear of 
giving oflfence. I do agree that Riches are Liberty, 
but then we are to put into the. balance how long 
our apprenticefhip is to laft in acquiring them. 

Since you have received the verfes fj I moft ear- 
neftly intreat you to burn thofe which you do not ap- 
prove, and in thofe few where you may not diilike 

fome parts, blot out the reft, and fometimes (though 

• 

♦ The prefent to the Princefs of Wales of Irifh ftuff. 

f A juft character of Swift's poetry, as well as bis profe» is» 
that it " confifts of proper words in proper places.'* Johnfon 
faid once to me, fpeaking of the fimplicity of Swift's ftyle, ** The 
Rogue never hazards a figure." Warton. 



• 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 91 

it be againft the lazlnefs of your nature) be fo kind 
to make a few corre£Uons, if the matter will bear 
them. I have fome 'few of thofe things I call 
Thoughts moral and diverting ; if you pleafe, I will 
fend the belt I can pick from them, to add to the 
new volume. I have feafon to chufe the method you 
mention of mixing the feveral verfes, and I hope 
thereby among the bad Critics to be entitled to more 
merit than is my due. 

This moment I am fo happy to have a letter from 
my Lord Peterborow, for which I entreat you will 
prefent him with my humble refpeds and thanks, 
though he all-to-be Gullivers me by very ftrong in* 
fimiations. Though you defpife Riddles, I am ftrong- 
ly tempted to fend a parcel to be printed by them- 
felves, and make a ninepenny jobb for the book- 
feller* There are fome of my own, wherein I exceed 
mankind, Mira Poeniata ! the moft folemn that ever 
were feen; and fome writ by others, admirable in- 
deed, but far inferior to mine ; but I will not praife 
myfelf* You approve that writer who laughs and 
makes others laugh ; but why fliould I who hate the 
world, or you who do not love it, make it fo happy ? 
therefore I refolve from henceforth to handle only 
fcrious fubjeSs, nift quid iu^ dode Trebati^ Dijentis. 

Yours, etc* 



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LETTER XXn. 

March 89 1726-7. 

^I^R. Stopford ^1 be the bearer of this letter, for 
"whofe acquaintance I am, among many other 
favours, obliged to you : and I think the acquaint- 
ance of fo valuable, ingenious, and unaffeded a man. 
Id be^none of the leaft obligations. 

Our Mifcellany is now quite printed. I am pro- 
digioufly pleafed with this joint-volume, in which, 
methinks, we look like friends, fide by fide, ferious 
and merry by turns, converting interchangeably and 
walking down hand in hand to pofterity ; not ia the 
ftiff forms of learned Authors, flattering each other, 
and fetting the reft of mankind! at nought ; but in a 
free, unimportant, natural, eafy manner; diverting 
others juft as we diverted ourfelves. The third vo- 
lume confifts of Verfes, but I would chufe to print 
none but fuch as have fome peculiarity, and may be 
diftinguiflied for ours, from other writers. There's 
no end of making Books, Solomon faid, ;aid above 
all of making Mifcellanies, which all men can inake, 
j^or unlefs there be a chara£ter in every piece, like 
the mark of the £le£t, I ihould not care tp be one of 
the Twelve-thoufand figned. 

You received, I hope, fome commendatory verfes 
from a Horfe and a Lilliputian, to Gulliver ; and aa 
heroif: Epiftle of Mrs. Gulliver. The Bookfeller 

W01LI4 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 93 

would fain have printed them before the fecond Edi- 
tion of the Book, but I would not permit it without 
your approbation : nor do I much like them. You 
fee how much like a Poet I write, and yet if you were 
with us, youM be deep in Politics. People are very 
warm, and very angry, very h'ttle to the purpofe, 
but therefore the more warm and the more angry ; 
Non mjlrum ejl^ Tantas componere Hies. I ftay at 
Twit'nam, without fo much as reading news-papers, 
votes, or any other paltry Pamphlets : Mr. Stopford 
will carry you a whole parcel of them, which are fent 
for your diverfion, but not imitation. For my own 
part, methinks 1 am at Glubdubdrib with none but 
ancients and fpirits about me. 

I am rather better than I ufe to be at this feafon, 
but my hand (though, as^ you fee, it has not loft 
its cunning) is frequently in very aukward fenfations 
rather than pain. But to convince you it is pretty 
well, it has done fome mifchief already, andjuft 
been ftrong enough to cut the other hand, while it 
was aiming to prune a fruit tree. 

Lady Bolingbroke has writ you a long, lively 
letter ♦, which will attend this : {he has very bad 

health, 

• The reader might perhaps like to fee an original Letter 
from Lady Bolingbroke. It is written in conclufion to the 
foUowing of Lord Bolingbroke : 

?^**°* \ To Sir William Wyndham. 

*^P*"- ^ " Oa.^, 17x3. 

« Your Letter, of the 7th of laft month, relieved rac from 
the greateft anlsicty of mind which I have felt this long time ; 

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health, he very good. Lord Peterborow has Writ 
twice to you ; we fancy fome letters have been 

intercepted^ 



for I was noty my dear friend, fo happy as to hear of Lady 
Katherine's illnefs, and of her recovery at the fame time. The 
Gazette firft, and after that a Letter from the Bath, fpoke of 
her being dangeroufly ill, but mentioned no other circumftancei 
We were waiting with great impatience for fome further account* 
when your mod welcome Letter arrived, and gave the Marquefe 
and me as much joy as it is poifible to conceive, and much more 
than it is pofiible to exprefs. Receive both our congratulations oa 
this happy occafion. You will receive none more fmcere. May 
the fame good Providence which has reftored Lady Katharine 
to you, preferve you long in health and profperity, and render 
you mutually a blefiing to one another. I obferve, that you call 
the (its apople6lick, but I hope that they are not to be looked 
upon like other apoplexies. M' de SurviUe, a daughter of the 
late Marihal d'Humieres, is now very old, and very healthful, and 
(he many years ago fell into the very fame cafe in which Lady 
Katherine has been, immediately after baring been brought to 
bed, and I fmcerely hope the parallel will hold in every part. 
My heart makes no di(Ference between your good or bad fortune 
and my own, and you are too clofely united to me not to be the 
object even of my. felf-love. I partook of your affliction, my 
dear friend, and I partake of your joy, in all its extent ; for 
I know the full value of the prefent, which heaven has renewed to 
you. Let me defire you to fay fomething for me to Lady Kathe- 
rine. You can never err in faying from me what your own heart 
indites. Yours may always anfwer for mine. We are drinking 
the waters, >^hicti both of us wanted extremely. I cannot fay 
hitherto, that we feel much advantage from the uie of them, but 
that advantage may perhaps be the e(FeA of time. One effed 
they have had on me* They gave me the gout aknoft as foon as I 
began to drink them ; my foot is ftiU fwelled, and now and then a 
little painful ; if it grows no worfe, and helps to confume that hu« 
mour which has brought fo many agues upon me, I (hall make nq 
unlucky compcfition. I am going apace to that age when few 

men 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 95 

intercepted, or loft biy accident. About ten thou- 
fand things 1 want to tell you : I wifli you were as 
impatient to hear them, for if fo, you would, you 
muft come early this fpring. Adieu. Let me have 
a line from you. I am vext at lofing Mr. Stopford 
as foon as I knew him : but I thank God I have 
known him no longer. If every man one begins to 
value muft fettle in Ireland, pray make me know no 
more of them, and I forgive you this one. 



men live without infirmities, — Suheunt morhi trifltfque fenc3us. They 
are happy who compound for fuch aa give the lead pain, and take 
away the lead part of the pleafurea of human Ufe. Many thanks to 
yoa for the care which you take of the two commilfions I troubled 
you about. I reckon that it will be time to fend for them towards 
the end of this months and that will fall out luckily enough* 
6nce I (hall be returning to Paris in about three weeks. Let me 
defire you to have a particular attention about the four hounds 
which are for Nouitd, he is a brother fportfman, and one whom 
you would like in a very fingular chara6ter. I hope your fpaniel 
is made by this time. As foon as he is (leady he (hall be fent you ; 
there is not in all France a finer dog, nor a better breed : let me 
hear from you as foon as you can. My flay here will be long 
enough to receive the anfwer to this bef*ire I remove, if you write 
by the firft pod, and I trull to your friend(hip that you will do fo. 
Direcl to Mr. Tewis Marchand a Aix la Chapelle, and put . your 
Letter under the cover. Adieu, my dearell friend. I am faith* 
fully and mod unalterably yours. '' 
Aix la Chapelle, Od. 2, 1723. 

[In another hand. 3 
•* Though my Lord has done me the juftice in his Letter to tell 
you how iinccre a part I have taken in your afHi6lion, and do take 
in your joy, yet I muft have the plcafure of telling you the fame 
thing in my own hand ; my Lord and you are too nearly united 
by ^endihip, for me not to think myfelf to Lady Katherine. 
Je deiire de tout mon coenr, Monfieur, dc meiiter I'honnair de fe» 
bonnes graces et de pouvoir vous perfuadcr combien je m'intereile 
ttndrement a tout cc qui vous regarde Tun et I'autre." 



96 LETTERS TO ANI* 



LETTER XXni. 

TT is a pcrfeft trouble to me to write to you^ 
and your kind letter left for me at Mn Cay's a£* 
fe&ed me fo much', that it made me like a girf. t 
can't tell what to fay to you ; t only feel that I wi(h 
you well in every circumftance of life ; that 'tis almoft 
as good to be hated as to be loved, confidering the 
pain it is to minds of any tender turn, to find them- 
felves fo utterly impotent to do any good, or give 
any eafe to thofe who deferve moft from us. I would 
very fidn know, as foon as you recover your com- 
plaints, or any part of them. Would to God I could 
eafe any of them, or had been able even to have al- 
leviated any ! I found I was not, and truly it grieved 
inc. I was forry to find you could think yourfelf 
cafier in any houfe than in mine,' though at the fame 
time I can allow for a tendemefs in your way of think- 
ing, even when it feemed to want that tendemefs ; I 
can't explain my meaning, perhaps you know it. 
But the beft way of convincing you of my indulgence, 
will be, if 1 live, to vifit you in Ireland, and z& 
there as much in my own way as you did here ift 
yours. I will not leave your roof, if I am ill. To 
your bad health I fear there was added fome difagree- 

able 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. , 97 

able n^ws from Ireland, which might occafion your 
fo fudden departure * : for the laft time I faw you, 
you aflured me you would not leave us this whole 
winter, unlefs your health grew better, and I don't 
find it did fo. I never complied fp unwillingly in my 
life with any friend as with you, in (laying fo entirely 
from you ; nor could I have had the conftancy to do 
it, if you had not promifed that before you went we 
fliould meet, and you would fend to us all to come. I 
have given your remembrances to thofe you mention in 
yours : we are quite forry for you, I mean for our- 
felves. I hope, as you do, that we (hall meet in a 
more durable and more fatisfaftory (late ; but the lefs 
fure I am of that, the more I would indulge ic'in this. 
We are to believe, we (hall have fomething better than 
even a friend there, but certainly here we have no- 
thing fo good. Adieu for this time ; may you find 
every friend you go to as pleafed and happy, as every 
friend you went from is forry and troubled, 

■ 

Yours, etc. 

♦ Swnft left Twickenham without afligning any reafon. He 
afterwards faid, the caufe of his leaving his friends fo abruptly was, 
becaufe " twoficlt** perfons could not agree : in reality, the caufe 
was« bis agonized feelings, which he kept to himfclf, refpcdihg the 
illnefs of Mrs. Jobnfon. The reader will find an affcAing Letter 
00 this occafion, written to him at this time by Dr. ShcriiiQ. 
Swift's diilrcfs of mind is viGble in his Anfwcr. 



VOJL. XX* K 



$S tETTERS Ta Alflf 



LETTER XXIV, 

FROM DR. SWIFT. 

V 

Dublin^ 06k. 12, 1727* 

T nAvn been long reafoning -with myfelf upon the 
condition I am in, smd in conclufion have thought 
it befl: to retnm to what fortune hath made my home ^ 
I, hare there a large houfe, and ienrants and con- 
Teniences about me. I may be worfe than I am, and 
I have no where ta retire. I therefore thought it bed 
fo return to Ireland, rather than to go to any diftaat 
place in England. He]?e is my maintenance, and 
here my convenience. If it pkafes God to reftore 
me to my health, I ftiall readily make a third journey;, 
if not, we muft part as all human creatures have 
parted. You are the beft and kmdeft friend in the 
world, and I know nobody alive or dead to whom I 
am fo much obliged ; and if ever you made me angry, 
it was for your too much care about me, I have oftea 
wifhed that God Almighty would be fo eafy to the 
weaknefs of mankind as to let old friends be ac-* 
iquainted in another flate ; and if 1 were to write aft 
Utopia for heaven, that would be one of my fchemes^ 
This wildnefs you muft allow for, becaufe I am giddy 
and deaf. 

I find it more convenient to be fick here, - without 
the vexation of making my friends uneafy ; yet my 

giddinol^ 



feiddinefs alone would not have done, if that unfociable 

tomfortlefs deafhefs had not quite tired me« And I 

believe I fhould have returned from the inn, if I had 

not feared it was only a fhort ihtenili(fiori, aUd the 

year was late^ aiid my licence expiring. Surely be« 

iides all other faults, I ihould be a very ill udg6, to 

doubt your friendfliip and kindnefs* But it hath 

pleafed God that you are not in a ftate of healthy to 

be mortified with the Car£ and iicknefs of a friend* 

Two fick frfends never did well together; fuch an 

office is fitter f6r fervants and hutnble c6mpanlons^ 

to whonr it is wholly indifferent whether we give them 

trouble of no. The cafe would be quite otherwife if 

you were with me j you could refufe to fee any body^ 

and here is a large houfe where we need not hear each 

other if we were both fick. I have a race of orderly 

elderly people of both fexes at command, who are of 

no confequence, and have gifts proper for attend* 

ing us ; who can bawl when I am deaf, and tread foftly 

when I am only giddy and would ffe^p; 

I had another rcafon for my haft6 hither, w&ich 
was changing my Agent, the old one having terribly 
iiivolved my little affairs; to which however I &m' 
grown fo indifferent, that I believe I fhaH lofe two 6t 
three hundred pounds rather than plague myfelf with: 
accompts j fo that I am very well qualified ta be ar 
Lord, and put into Peter Walter's hands. 

Pray God continue and increafe Mr. Cdngreve^i 
ameDdmeiit, &ough he dbe^ not deftrve it like your 

n 2 having 



ioo LETTERS TO AND 

having been too lavilh of that health which Nature 
gave him. 

I hope my Whitehall-landlord is nearer to 9 place 
than when I left him; as the preacher faid, '^ the 
*< day of judgment was nearer than ever it had been 
« before." 

Pray God fend you health, det falufeniy det opes ; 
animam aquam iiln ipfe parabis. You fee Horace 
vdfhed for money, as well as health ; and I would 
hold a crown he kept a coach ; and I fhall never be a 
friend to the Court, till you do fo too. 

Yours, etc. 



LETTER XXV. 

FROM DR. SWIFT. 

Oftobcr30, 17^7- 

rpHE firft letter I writ after my landing was to Mr. 
Gay ; but it would have been wifer to dired to 
Tonfon or Lintot, to whom I believe his lodgings are 
better known than to the runners of the Pofl;-of&ce« 
In that Letter you will £nd what a quick change I 
made in feven days from London to the Deanery^ 
through many najdons and languages unknown to the 
civilized world. And I have often reflefted in how 
few hours, with a fwift horfe or a ilrong gale, a man 
may come aniong a p^epple as unknown to him as the 

5 . . Antipodes. 



TROM DR. SWIFT, etc. loi 

Antipodes. If I did not know you more by your 
converfation and kindnefs than by your letter, I 
might be bafe enough to fufpeft, that in. point of 
iriendfhip you a^ed like fome Philofophers who writ 
much better upon Virtue than they pradifed it. In 
anfwer, I can only fwear that you have taught 
me to dream, which I had not done in twelve 
years further than by inexpreffible nonfenfej but 
now I can every night diflindly fee Twicken- 
ham and the Grotto, and Dawley, and many other 
et cetera'5, and it is but three nights fmce I beat 
Mrs* Pope. I muft needs confefe, that the pleafure 
I take in thinking of you is very much leflened by the 
pain I am in about your health ; you pay dearly for 
the great talents God haih given you ; and for the 
confequences of them in the efteem and diftin£Uon 
you receive from mankind, unlefs you can provide a 
lolerable ftock of Iiealth ; in which purfuits I cannot 
much commend your conduft, but rather entreat you 
would mend it by following the advic6 of my Lord 
Bolingbroke and your other Phylicians. Wlien you 
talked of Cups and impreiCons, it came into my head 
to imitate you in <juoting Scripture, not to your 
advantage ; I mean what was l^id to David by on« 
of his brothers : '* I knew thy pride and the naughti^ 
*' nefs of thy heart ;'* I remember when it grieved 
your foul to fee me pay a penny more than my club at 
an inn, when you had maintained me three months 
3t bed and board ; for which, if I had dealt with you 
in the Smithfield way, it would h^ve cod me a hun- 

H 3 dred 



|o» LETTERS TO AND 

dred pounds^ for I live worfe here upon more* Di4 
you ever coufider that I am for life almoft tvirice a^ 
rich as you, and pay no rent, and dnnle French wine 
twice as cheap as you do Port, and have neither Coach,, 
Chair, nor Mother? As to the world, I think you 
ought to fay to it with St, Paul, If we bavefnvn untk 
you fpiritual things^ is it a gre^t thing if wefhall reap, 
your carnal things ? This is more proper ftiU, if you 
confider the French vford Jpirituajj in which fenfe the 
world ought to pay you better than they do. If yoi^ 
made me a prefent of a thoufand pound, I Would not 

R 

allow myfelf to be m your debt ; but if I made you ^ 
prefent of two, I would not allow myfelf to be out of 
it. But I have not half your pride; witnefs what 
Mr. Gay Cays in his letter, what I was cenfured for 
begging Prefents, though I limited them to ttn fliil- 
jings. I fee no reafon (at lead my friendOiip and 
vanity fee none) why you fliould not give me ^ 
vifit, when you fh^ill happen to be difengaged : I will 
fend a perfon to Chefter to take care of you, and yoq 
ihall be ufed by the bed folks we have here, as well a$ 
civility and goodrnature can contrive ; 1 believe local 
motion will be no ill phyfic, and I will haye your 
• coming infcribed on ipy Tomb, and recorded in never^ 
dying verfe. 

I thank Mrs. Pope for her prayers, byt I know the 
myftery. A perfon of my acquaintance, who ufed to 
correfpond with the lafl: Great Duke of Tufcany, 
Ihewing one of the Duke's letters to a friend, and 
profeffing grej^t fenfe of his Highnefs's friendfliip, 

4 reaci 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 103 

Twd this paOage out of thefe ktter^, / would give one 
tf-mj fingeri to frticwre "jour real good^ The perfon to 
whom this was read^ and who khew the Duke well^ 
fiiid^ the meaning of real good was only that the other 
might turn a good Catholic. Pray aik Mrs. Pope whe* 
ther this ftory is applicable to her and me ? I pray 
God blefs her, for I am fure (hb is a good ChrifUan^ 
and (which is almoft as rare) a good Woman. 

Adieu. 



LETTER XXVI. 

MR. GAY TO DR. SWIFT, 

OAobcr 22, i737» 

rpHE C^een's family is at laft fettled, and in the lift 
I was appointed Gentleman-uflier to the Princefs 
Louifa, the youngeft Princefs ; which, upon account 
that I am fo far advanced in life, I have declined ac- 
cepting * ; and have endeavoured, in the bed manner 
I could, to make my beft excufes by a Letter to 
her Majefty. So now all my expeftations are va- 
nilhedj and I have no prbfpeft, but in depending 
wholly upon myfelf, and my own condufl:. As I am 

ufed 

* This appointment was treated by all the friends of Gayy as 
• great indignity ; and he is faid to have felt the difappointment 
▼cr/ fcTcrely, and was ^oo much dtjecltrd on the occafion. 

Warton. 

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104 LETTERS TO ANO 

ufed to difappointments, I can bear them ; but as I can 
have no more hopes, I can no more be difappointedy 
fo that I am in a blefled condition. — ^Tou remember 
you were adviiing me to go into Newgate to finifli my 
fcenes the more corre£kly — ^I now think I ihall, for I 
have no attendance to hinder me ; but my Opera is 
already finiflied. I leave the reft of this paper to Mr. 
Pope* 

Gay is a Free-man, and I writ him a long Congra- 
tulatory Letter upon it. Do you the fame: it will 
mend him, and make him a better man than a Court 
could do. Horace might keep his coach in Au- 
guftus*s time, if he pleafed ; but I won't in the time 
of our Auguftus. My Poem fwhich it grieves me 
that I dare not fend you a copy of, for fear of the 
Curl's and Dennis's of Ireland, and ftill more for 
fear of the worft of Traitors, our Friends and Ad- 
mirers) — my Poem, I fay, will fhew what a diftin- 
guiihing age we lived in : your name is in it, with 
fome others under a mark of fuch ignominy as you 
will not much grieve to wear in that company. Adieu, 
and God blefs you, and give you health and fpirits. 

Whether thou chufe Cervantes' ferious air, 
Or laugh and (hake in Rab'lais' eafy chair. 
Or in the graver Gown inftruft mankind. 
Or, filent, let thy morals tell thy mind. 

Thefe two verfes are over and, above what I've faid of 
you in the Poem K Adieu. 

« 

' We fee by this, with what judgment Mr. Pope correded and 
erafed. Wa&burton. 



FROM DR. S^IFT, etc. 105 



LETTER XXVIL 

DR. SWIFT TO MR. GAY. 

Dublin, Nov. 27, i;!;. 

T ENTIRELY approve your refufal of that employ- 
ment, and your writing to the Queen. I am per- 
fe6dy confident you have a keen enemy in the Mi- 
niftry *. God forgive him, but not till he puts him- 
felf in a ftate to be forgiven. Upon reafoning with 
myfelf, I fhould hope they are gone too far to difcard 
you quite, and that they will give you fomething; 
which, although much lefs than they ought, will be 
(as far as it is worth) better circumftantiated : and 
iince you already jud live, a middling help will make 
you juft tolerable. Your latenefs in life (as you fo 
foon call it) might be improper to begin the world* 
with, but almoft the eldeft men may hope to fee 
changes in a Court. A Minifter is always feventy : 
you are thirty years younger j and confider, Crom- 
well himfelf did not begin to appear till he was older 
than you. I beg you will be thrifty, and learn to 
value a (hilling, which Dr. Birch faid was a ferious 
thing. Get a ftronger fence about your 1000/. and 
throw the inner fence into the heap, and be advifed 

by 

* S09 in another place, all the blame is laid on Walpole : 
•* Till Bob, the Poet's foe, poffcfft'd her car.'* 



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by your Twickenham landlord and me about an 
annuity. You are the moft refra&ory, honeft, good- 
natured man I ever have known ; I could argue out 
this pape r . ■ I am very glad your Opera is finiihed, 
and hope your friends will join the readier to make it 
fucceed, becaufe you are ill ufed by others. 

I have known Courts thefe thirty-fix years, and 
know they differ; but in fome things they are ex« 
tremely conftant : Firfl *, in the trite old maxim of 
a Minifter's never forgiving thofe he hath injured ; 
Secondly^ in the infincerity of thofe who would be 
thought the beft friends ; Thirdly, in the love of 
fawmng, cringing, and tale-bearing : Fourthly, in fa« 
crificing thofe whom we really wifh well, to a point 
of intereft, or intrigue : Fifthly, in keepmg every 
thing worth taking, for thofe who can do fervice or 
dif-fervice. 

Now why does not Pope publifii his Dulnefs ? the 
rogues he marks will die of themfelves in peace, and 
fo will his friends^ and fo there will be neither puniflx- 
ment nor reward — ^Pray enquire how my Lord Su 
John t does ? there's no man's health in England I an\ 

more 

* Warton fays, " Let every cxpcfiant of preferment, m Church 

and State, carefully attend to, and remember, thefe^<D^ refiefUona 

.of a man well verfcd in Courts." Which *« five refledions" arc 

the five refle6lion8 (and no doubt five more equally fagacious might 

b« added) of almoil all thofe who 

** Ploravere fuis non rcfpondcre favorcm 
Speratum mentis." 

f Father of Lord BoUngbroke, 



--^ 



FROM DR. SWIFt, etc- 107 

more concerned about than his.— I wonder whether 
you begin to tafte the pleafure of independency ; or 
'whether you do not fometimes leer upon the Court, 
^ulo retorto f Will you not think of an Annuity, when 
you are two years older, and have doubled your pur- 
^afe-tnoney ? Haye your dedi(:ated your Opera, an4 
got the ufual dedication-fee of twenty guineas ? How 
js the Dodor? does he not chide that you never 
called upon him for hints ? Is my Lord Bolingbroke 
^t the moment I am writing, a planter, a philofopher, 
pr a writer ? Is Mr. Pulteney in expe^ation of a fon^^ 
pr my Lord Oxford of a new old manufcript ? 

I bought your Opera to-day for fixpencc *, a curfed 
print. I find there is neither dedication nor pre- 
face, both which wants I approve : it is in the grand 
gout. 

We are all as full of it pro modulo mjlro as London 
can be ; continually adling, and houfes crammed, and 
the Lord lieutenant feveral times there laughing his 
|ieart out I did not underftand that the fcene of 
;(x)c1f^t and Pe^chum's quarrel was an imitation of one 
l)etween Brutus and Caflius, till I was told it. I ttdfh 
Mackheath t» when he was going to be hanged, had 

imitated 

* Some of thofc Songs, that contained the feycreft fatire againft 
tlie Court, were written by Pope ; particularly, 

** Thro' all the employments of Life," — 
fXkA alfoy 

** Since Laws were made," &c. WAaroN^ 

f A hint that might have been worked up with n^uch humour : 

^ W92 the quarrel of Loclet and feacbum* Wai^TPn* 



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'imitated Alexander the Great when he wa« dying : I 
would have had his fellow-rogues defire his commands 
about a Succefibr, and he to anfwer,- Let it be the 
moft worthy, &c. We hear a million of (lories about 

the Opera, of the applaufe of the fong That was levePd 
at me^ when two great Minifters were in a box toge- 
ther, and all the world (taring at them. I am heartily 
glad your Opera hath mended your purfe, though 
perhaps it may fpoil your court. 

Will you de(ire my Lord Bolingbroke, Mr. Pul- 
tcney, and Mr. Pope, to command you to buy an 
i annuity with two thoufand pounds ? that you may 
laugh at Courts, and bid Minifters 

Ever preferve fome fpice of the Alderman, and pre^ 
pare againft Age and Duln^fs, and Sicknefs, and Cold- 
nefs or Death of Friends. A Whore has a refource 
left, that (he can turn bawd; but an old decayed Poet 
is a creature abandoned, and at mercy, when he can 
find nope. Get me likewife Polly *s MeflTo-tinto ♦. 

Lord ! 

* This was Mifs Lavlnia Fenton, She afterwards became 
Duchefs of Bolton. She was vei-y accomplifhed ; was a moft 
agreeable companion ; had much wit, and ftrong good fenfe, and 
ajuft tafte in polite literature. Her perfon was agreeable and 
well-made ; though (he could not be called a beauty. I have had 
the pleafure of being at table with her, when her convtrfation was 
much admired by the firft charadlers of the age, particularly thp 
old Lord Bathurfti and Lord GranvlUr, Quin thought the fuc- 
cefs of this Opera fo doubtful, that he would not undertake to 
play the part of Macheath^ but gave it up to Walker. And indeed 
it had liked to have mifcarried and been damned, till Polly fung in 
a moft tender and affedling manner, the word^ 

*« For 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 109 

Lord ! how the fchool-boys at Weftminfter, and Uni- 
verfity lads adore you at this junfture ! Have you 
made as many men laugh, as Minifters can make 
weep? 

I will excufe Sir ■ the trouble of a letter : when 
Ambafladors came from Troy to condole with Tibe- 
rius upon the death of his Nephew, after two years ; 
the Emperot anfwered, that he likewife condoled 
urith them for the untimely death of Hedor. I always 
loved and refpe£ted him very much, and do flill as 
much as ever ; and it is a return fufficient, if he 
pleafes to accept the offers of my mod humble fervice. 

The Beggar's Opera hath knocked down Gulliver; 
I hope to fee Pope^s Dulnefs knock down the Beggar's 
Opera, but not till it hath fully done its job. 

To expofe vice, and make people laugh with inno- 
cence, does more public fervice than all the Minifters 
of ftate from Adam to Walpole, and fo adieu. 



** For on the rope that hangs my dear, 

** Depends poor Polly's life." 
This is the Air that is faid irrcfiftibly to have conquered the I^over 
^ho afterwards married her. Warton. 

The Puke of Argyle, in a Letter to Dodington, 172S, 
(ays, 

" AD the news we have in this part of the world is, that the 
Dokc of Boumonville is trying to get Gibraltar, and the Duke of 
Bolton has got Polly,'' 



ito LETTERS TO ANt) 



LETTER XXVln. 

LORD BOLlNGBROKE TO DR. SWlFt. 

IpoTE charges himfelf with this lettef ; he has beeil 
here two days, he is now hurrying to Londdn, he 
will hurry back to Twickenham in two days mpre^ and 
before the end of the week he will be, lor aught I 
know, at Dublin. In the mean time his ""Dulnefat 
grows and fiourifhes as if he was there afa^ady. It 
will indeed be a noble work : the many will ftare at 
it, the few will fmile, and all his Patrons from 
BickerftaiF to Gulliver will rejoice, to fee themfelve^ 
adorned in that immortal piece. 

I hear that you have had fome return of your ilk 
nefs which carried you fo fuddenly from us (if indeed 
it was your own Illnefs which made you in fuch hafte 
to be at Dublin). Dear Swift, take care of your 
health ; Til give you a receipt for it, a Id Montagne^ 
or which is better i la Bruyere. Nouriffer bien HjStre 
corps ; ne U faiiguer jamais * .• tatffef rouillsr Vifprit^ 
meuble inutil^ voire outil dangereux : laijfer fanner v&i 
cloches le matin pour eveiller les chanoinesy et pour f aire 
dormir le Doyen d^un fommeil doux et profond^ qui luy 

procure 

*. The Dunciad. Warburtom. 

* The whole of this pleafant receipt ia taken from the Lutnn 
cf Boileau. Wa&toi». 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. in 

procure de beaux fonges : lever vous tardj et aller i 
fEgli/ey pour vous fair e payer (P avoir bien dorm et bien 
iqeuni. As to myfelf (a perfon about whom I con* 
com myfelf very little) I muft fay a word or two out 
of complaifance to you. I am in my farm, and here I 
ihoot ftrong and tenacious roots : I have caught hold 
of the earth (to ufe a Gardener's phrafe), and neither 
my enemies nor my friends will find it an eafy matter 
to tranfplant me again *• Adieu. Let me hear from 
you, at lead of you : I love you for a thoufand things, 
for none more than for the juft efteem and love you 
have for all the fons of Adam. 

P. S. According to Lord Bolrngbroke's account I 
fhall be at Dublin in three days. I cannot help add* 
ing a word, to deiire you to expeft my foul there 
with yoil by that time ; but as for the jade of a body 
that is tacked to it, I fear there will be no dragging 
it after. I affure you I have few friends here to de-* 
tain me^ and no powerful one at Court abfolutely to 
forbid my journey. I am told the Gynocrafy are of 
opinion, that they want no better writers than Gibber 
and the Britiih Joumalift; fo that we may live at 
quiet, and apply ourfelves to our mod abftrufe iludtes. 
The only Courtiers I Imow, or have the Jionour to 
call my friends, are John Gay and Mr. Bowry ; the 
former is at prefent fo employed in the elevated airs 

of 

* Tet in t ▼eiy Iittk while he tranj^ttd bimfelf agab to Paris^ 
Mug difappointcd ia hit political ?iews« 



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of his Opei'ay and the latter in the exahation of hfe 
high dignity (that of her Majefty's Waterman), that I 
can fcarce obtain a categorical anfwer from either to 
any thing I fay to 'em. But the Opera fucceeds ex- 
tremely, to yours and my extreme fatisfaftion, of 
which he promifes this poft to give you a full account* 
I have been in a worfe condition of health than ever 
and think my immortality is very near out of my en- 
joyment : fo it muft be in you, and in pofterity to 
make me what amends you can for dying young* 
Adieu. While I am, I am yours. Pray love me, 
and take care of yourfelf. 



LETTER XXIX. 

March 2 J, 1727-y. 

T SEND you a very odd thing, a paper printed in 
Bofton in New England, wherein you'll find a real 
perfon a member of their Parliament, of the name 
of Jonathan Gulliver. If the fame of that Traveller 
hath travelled thither, it has travelled very quick to 
have folks chriftened already by the name of the fup- 
pofed Author. But if you objed): that no child fo 
lately chrirtened could be arrived at years of maturity 
to be eleded into Parliament, 1 reply (to folve the 
riddle) that the perfon is an anabaptiji^ and not 
chriftened till full age, which fets all right. How- 
ever 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc- 113 

ever it be, the accident is very fingular, that thefe 
two names (hould be united* 

Mr. Gay's Opera has been a£led near forty days 
running, and will certainly continue the whole feafon. 
So he has more than a fence about his thoufand 
pounds ° : he'll foon be thinking of a fence about his 
two thoufand. Shall no one of us live as we would 
wifh each other to live ? Shall he have no annuity, 
you no fettlement on this fide, and I no profpe£t of 
getting to you on the other ? This world is made for 
Cxiar— as Cato faid, for ambitious, falfe, or flatter- 
ing people to domineer in : nay they would not, by 
their good-will, leave us our very books, thoughts, 
or words, in quiet. I defpife the world yet, I affure 
pu, more than either Gay -or you, and the Court 
more than all the reft of the world. As for thofe 
Scribblers for whom you apprehend I would fupprefs 
my Dtilnefsj (which by the way, for the future, you 
are to call by a more pompous name The Dunciad^ 
how much that neft of Hornets are my regard, will 
eaiily appear to you, when you read the Treatife of 

the Bathos. 

At 

" Before Mr. Gay had fenced hid thoufand pounds, he had a 
coofulution with his friends about the difpofal of it. Mr. Lewis 
adTifed hiai to intruft it to the funds» and live upon the intertft : 
Dr. Arbuthnot, to intrufl: it to Providence, and live upon the 
principal % and Mr. Pope was for purchafing an annuity for life. 
In this uncertainty he could only fay with the old man in Terence, 

fcctfiu pr6be% 

Ineertiorfum multo, quam dudum. War burton. 

VOL. IX. I 



114 LETTERS T'O AJ^' 

At all adventures^ yours and my name fiisfll ftarfd 
linked as friends to pofterity, both in vcrfe and profe, 
and (as Tully calls it) in confuetudine * Studiorum. 
Would to God our perfons could but as "weH, and \& 
furely, be infeparable ! I find my other Ties dropping 
from me : fome worn off, fome torn off, others relaic* 
ing daily : my greateft, both by duty, gratitude^ arid 
humanity, Time is fhaking every moment, and it 
now hangs but by a thread ! I ara -many years t^ie 
older, for living fo much with one fo old; mucth the 
more helplefs, for having been To long helped and 
tended by her ; nruch the more cbilfiderate 'and teh- 
der, for a daily contmerce with one who required ^mc 
juftly to be both to her ; and confequcnily the more 
melancholy and thoiightfiil; and the lefe fit ^ 
others, who want only, in a companJon or a friend, 
to be amufed or entertained. My conftitution too has 
had its fhare of decdy, as well as my fpirits, and L 
am as much in the decline at forty as you at fixty. 1 
believe wc Ihbuld be fit to live together, could I get a 
little more health, which might tnake me not quite hi- 
fupportable : your Deafnefs would agree with my Dul- 
nefs ; you would not want me to fpeak when you could 
not bean But God forbid you ihould be as deftitute 
of the focial comforts of life, as I muft when I lofe 
my mother ; or that ever you ftiould lofe your more 
ufeful acquaintance fo utterly, as to turn your 
thoughts to fuch a broken reed as I am, who could To 
ill fapply your wants, I am extremely troubled at 

the 



, FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 115 

the returns of your deafhefs ; you cannot be too par- 
ticular in the accounts of your health to me ; every 
thing you do or fay in this kind obh'ges me, nay, de. 
lights me, to fee the juftice you do in thinking me 
concerned in all your concerns ; fo that though the 
pleafanten: thing you can tell me be that you are bet- 
ter or eafier ; next to that it pleafes me^ that you 
make me the perfon you would complain to. 

As the obtaining the love of valuable men is the 
happieft end I know of this life, fo the next felicity 
is to get rid of fools and fcoundrels ; which I cannot 
but own to you was one part of my defign in falling 
upon thefe Authors, whofe incapacity is not greater. 
than their infincerity, and of whom I have always 
found (if I may quote myfelf ) 

That each bad Author is as bad a Friend. 
This Poem will rid me of thcfe infefks, 

Cedite, Romani Scriptores, cedite, Graii ( 
NefcM quid, majus nafcitur Iliade% 

I mean than my Iliad; and I call it Ne/cio quidy which 
is a degree of modefty ; but however if it filence 
thefe fellows", it muft be fomelhing greater than 
any Iliad in Chriftendom. 

Adieu. 

* It did, io a little timcj eficfluallj fileoce them. Warburton. 



I 2 



u6 LETTERS TO AND 



LETTER XXX. 

FROM DR. .SWIFT. 

Dublin, May to, 172S. 

Y HAVE with great pleafure (hewn the New England 
News-paper with the two names Jonathan Gulli- 
ver, and I remember Mr. Fortefcue • fent you an ac- 
count from the aflizes, of one Lemuel Gulliver who 
had a Caiife there, and loft it on his ill reputation of 
bang a liar. Thefe are not the only obfervations I 
have made upon odd ftrange accidents in trifles, 
which in things of great importance would have been 
matter for Hiftorians. Mr. Gay^s Opera hath been 
a£ted here twenty times, and my Lord Lieutenant 

m 

tells me, it is very well performed } he hath feen it 
often, and approves it much. 

Tou give a moft melancholy account of yourfelf, 
and which I do not approve. I reckon that a man 
fubjed like us to bodily inBrmities, ihould only oc- 
cafionally converfe with great people, notwithftand- 
ihg ^ thdr good qualities, eafmeiTes, and kindnefles. 
There is another race which I prefer before them, as 
Beef and Mutton for conftant Diet before Partridges : 
I niean a middle kind both for underftanding and 
fortune, who are perfeftly eafy, never impertinent, 
complymg in every thing, ready to do a hundred 

little 

* Mr. Juftice Fortefcue. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, ttc. iif 

little offices that you and I may often want, who dine 
and fit with me five times for once that I go with 
them, and whom I can tell without offence, that I 
am otherwife engaged at prefent. This you cannot 
cxpe£k from any of thofe that either you or I or both 
are acquainted with on your fide ; who are only fit 
for our healthy feafons, and have much bufinefs of 
their own. God forbid I (hould condemn you to 
Ireland (^^anquam Of) and for England I defpair.; 
and indeed a change of affairs would come too late at 
my feafon of life, and might probably produce nothing 
on my behalf. You have kept Mrs. Pope longer, 
and have had her care beyond what from nature you 
could expeft ; not but her lofs will be very fenfible, 
whenever it (hall happen. I fay one thing, that both 
fummers and winters are milder here than with you; 
all things for life in general better for a middling 
fortune : you will have an abfolute command of your 
company, with whatever obfequioufnefs or freedom 
you may expeft or allow. I have an elderly houfe- 
keeper, who hath been my W — i/h^^Ie abpve thirty 
years, whenever I lived in this kingdom. 1 have the 
command of one or two villas near this town : you 
have a warm apartment in this houfe, aed two gar- 
dens for amufement. I have faid enough, yet not 
half. Except abfence from friends, I confefs freely 
that I have no difcontent at living hore ; befides what 
arifes from a filly fpirit of» Liberty, which as it neither 
fours my drink, nor hurts my meat, nor fpoils my 

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ftomaeh farther than in imagination, fo I refolve to 
throw it oflF, 

You talk of this Dunciad, but I am impatient to 
have it volare per ^rij— ^-^thcre is now a vacancy for 
£ime ; the Beggar's Opera hath done its ta(k, difcedai 
uii conviva fatur^ 

Adieu* 



LETTER XXXL 

FROM PR. SWIFT. 

June I, 1718, 

T LOOK Upon ray Lord Bolingbroke * and us two, as 

a peculiar Triumvirate, who have nothing to expe£t, 

or to feai' ; and fo far fitteft to converfe with one 

another ; 

« The following Letters from Lord Bolingbroke on this fub- 
jeA will be read with intcreft, however we might doubt the truth 
of his Lordfhip's profcffions. All his Letters to his friend. Sir 
W. Wyndham, are eloquent and plcafing fpecimens of familiar 
snd friendly correfpondence. ' 

Egrcraont \ JjOrd BoLlNGBROKB tO Sir W. WyHDHAM, 

Pipers. J "Sunday. 

" I thank you for your Letter, my dear Sir William, and am 
glad to hear that the fymptoms arc abated by abilinence. Thia 
experience points out the caufe, and (hews the cure. I (hould 
be the weakeft of men, if retreat was not my choice. It is from 
the hotiom of my heart; and this 1 judge to be the very moment 
wherein I ought to take that decifivc part. Sooner it might 
Jiavff been called dcfcrtipn, or have received other malicious inter- 

pretationa \ 



FRftrW DR. SrWI^T, etc. 119 

aiodier : only he. and I are a little fubjeft to fchemes, 

and ooe of us (I ^oa*t lay which) upon very weak 

^ appear- 



fUta£ojnt.;:Igt£tiit WZJ be. imprafticablct Qt have a much worfe 
Trace on many accounts. If, thercforcr I can give any dignity to 
my retreat, by the time and manner of it, this refolution will^vC 
it,- Aa to that dignit)!^ which depends on the place and employ- 
ment of a man's retreat, 1 lay little weight on the firft : he that 
mires in good earteft may be as retired as the old man of Verona, 
though the city was at one end of the alley, and his houfe at tlie* 
other. This will therefore tnm ' on private clrcumjlances and 
4amtfic eoiuittgenciet chiefly, 'Aa to th^ coQdu6l and employ- 
ment of my retreat, I will endeavour to make them fuch as fhall 
leave bo room t^-fay, either that I entertain in it the leaft hope or 
Sefire of retmning to the hujy fcene of lifcy or that I am deprejfed 
by the redu^ion of my fortune, or that r/y^/rrV i/3r(?/6f by dif- 
appoiatmenta, by contradi^ions, and a multitude of other dif- 
agreeable incidents ; or tha^ I abandon myfelf to (loth, or live like 
the Romani over the door of whofe retreat fomebody writ, as if he 
had writ on a tomb-done, " hie f tut efi Fattia,** Your Letter 
gave me occafion to fay this, and a mind full of thefc thoughts. 
Adieu. In a few days I hope to embrace you. 

** I fend this Letter by John Brinfdcn, who goes to town in 
order to fee what fuccefs my Lord Morpeth will have in introv 
daqing his wine to-morrow at your Club. Poor John is in a peck 
of troubles, having, I believe, a large (lock on his hands. I 
£ancy you will be ready to afllil ont who has wanted neither 

bonefty nor zeal in oqr cau{e." 

^ '^ 1 .1 ' 

It has been obferved, that Bulingbroke, with an afiPeflation 
^ot uncommon to perfons in his iltuation, whiKl he v/tl^ panting 
for a place in the councils of his country, pretends to have 
his thoughts occupied only with the pleafures of retirement, or 
the bufineb of the chace. How eameftly he followed this 
anuifemeut whilft abroad, will be fcen from the following ex- 
trad: and who but mud fmile to find the accomplifhed, 
the philofophic, the political, the high-afpiring and ambitious 
Solingbrokej fo minutely entering into the important concerns 

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120 LETTERS TO AND 

appearances^ and this you have nothing to do with. I 
do profefs without affeftation, that your kind opinion 
of me as a Patriot (fmce you call it fo) is what I 
do not.deferve; becaufe what I do is owing to 
perfed rage and referitment, and the mortifying fight 

of 



of the ** wolfchace.^* The Letters, however, are higlilj amufing, 
as defcriptive of his thoughts and mode of life. 

To Sir William Wyndham, 

« #♦•♦♦" It is very true, . my dear friend, 
that I do not dcAre health more eameftly than I deBre to he deli* 
vercd irom fuffenfcy and enahled fome'where or other to enjoy thai 
quictf which is the only objeci I propofe to myfelf for the reft of 
my life. 

•• The fecond part of your Selllon is now begun ; and I hear 
that your Houfe is like to be very full,, though I do not hear of 
any bufinefs you have which deferves much vivacity. That which 
relates to me cannot furely create any. 

** Little Jack has brought mc; horfcs to fill my ftable, and I 
think of going in a few days to try whether 1 have got (Irength 
enough for a *wolf*cbaee. Mod of the hounds attack the beaft 
very ftoutly, fome fntak off when he comes to (land, though they 
hunt him well enough. Thofe I have from Lord Gore are the 
moil hardy. 1 hope you will help me to get fome young ones 
this fpring, of a year or fifteen months old, in fhort unentered. 
They teU me tliat his huntfnuin Afhley breeds and fells. You 
can oblige the fellow to give me fome of his beil crofles, in which 
^afe I (hall be glad to buy fome couples, when I fend over, as 
I intend to do in a month or fix weeks. You will have a dog^ 
which the Count dc Hautefort has given mc, and he is excellent. 
There are two making for you by the bed fchoolmafter in all this 
coiintry> and I have a bitch, the hapdfomeft creature, and of the 
beft breed, but too tender. She cannot hunt above an hour at a 
time, I will fend her, however, for her beauty and her family. 
Adieu, my dear friend ; ten thoufand refpec^ful compliments to 
Lady Katherine ; and believe that your own heart cannot be more 
true to you than mine*" 
Jaa. 3^> ^7^5- 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 12 

of flavery, folly, and bafenefs about me, among 
which I am forced to live. And I will take my oath 
t)iat you have more Virtue in an hour, than I in feven 
years ; for you defpife the follies, and hate the vices 
of mankind, without the lead ill effeft on your 
temper : and with regard to particular men, you are 
inclined always rather to think the better, whereas 
with me it is always dire&ly contrary. I hope, how- 
ever, this is not in you from a fuperior principle of 
virtue, but from your fit nation, which hath made all 
parties and inlerefts indifferent to you, who can be 
under no concern aboSt high and low church, Whig 
and Tory, or who is firft Minifter— Your long 
letter was the lad I received, till this by Dr. Delany, 
although you mention another fince. The Dr. told 
me your fi^ret about the Dunciad, which does not 
pleafe me, becaufe it defers gratifying my vanity in 
the mofl tender point, and perhaps may wholly dif- 
appoint it. As to one of your enquiries, I am cafy 
enough in great matters, and have a thoufand paltry 
vexations in my little ftation, and the more contempt- 
ible, the more vexatious. There might be a Lutrin 
writ upon the tricks ufed by my Chapter to teafe me. 
I do not converfe with one creature of Station or Title, 
but I have a fet of eafy people whom I entertain when 
I have a mind; I hive formerly defcribed them to 
you, but when you come, you fhall have the honours 
of the country as much as you pleafe, and 1 (hall on 
that account make a better figure as long as I live. 

8 Pray 



122 ' LETtERS to AND 

Pray God preferve Mrs. Pope for your fake and eife; 
1 love and efteem her too much to wifli it for her 
own : if I were five-and-twtnty, 1 would wifli to be 
of her age, to be as fecure as (he is of a better life, 
Mrs. P. B. * has writ to me, and is one of the bed 
Lctter-writers I know ; very good fenfe, civility and 
ftiendfliip, without any lliffhefs or reflraint. The 
Dunciad has taken wind here, but if it had not, you 
are as much known here as in England, and the 
Univerfity^lads will crowd to kifs the hem of your 
garment. I am grieved to hear that my Lord Boling. 
broke's ill health forced him to the Bath. Tell me, is 
not Temperance a neceflary virtue for great men, 
fmce it is the parent of Eafe and Liberty ; fo neceflfary 
for the ufe and improvement of the mind, and which 
Philofophy allows to be the greatefl: felicities of life ? 
I believe, had health been given fo liberally to you, it 
would have been better hufbanded without ihame to 
your parts. 

"^ Patty Blount. She had czprefTed a wifli to have a Letter 
from Swifty which Letter is publifhed, and will be found in the 
|o^ Vol. of this cdi(iQii» from the original in his hand-witting« 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc, laj 



LETTER XXXn. 

« 

Dawley^ June *S,- 1728. 

T NOW hold the pen for my Lord Bolingbroke, who 

is reading your letter between two Haycocks ; but 

his attention is fomewhat diverted by cafting his eyes 

on the clouds, not in admiration of what you fayt 

but for fear of a fiiower. He is pleafed with your 

placing him in the Triumvirate between yourfelf and 

me ; though he fays that he doubts he (hall fare like 

licpidus^ while one of us runs away with all the 

power like Auguftus, and another with all the plea** 

fures like Anthony. It is upon a foreiight of this, 

that he has fitted up his farm, and you will agree, 

that his fcheme of retreat at leail is not founded upon 

weak appearances. Upon his return from the Bath, 

all peccan( humours, he finds, are purged out of him ; 

and his great Temperance and Oeconomy are fo 

fignal, that the firft is fit for my conflitution, and the 

latter would enable you to lay up fo much money as 

to buy a Bifhoprick in England. As to the return of 

his health and vigour, were you here, you might 

enquire of his Haymakers ; but as to his temperance, 

J can anfwcr that (for one whole day) we have had 

nothing for dinner but mutton-broth, beans and ba* 

pon^ and a barn-door fowl* 

Now 



124 LETTERS TO AND 

Now his Lordfliip is run after his Cart, I have a 
moment left to jnyfelf to tell you, that I overheard 
him yefterday agree with a Painter for 200L to paint 
his country.hall * with Trophies of rakes, fpades, 
prongs, &c. and other ornaments, merely to coun- 
tenance his calling this place a Farm — ^now turn over 
a new leaf — 

He bids me affure you, he fhould be forry not to 
have more fchemes of kindnefs for his friends, than of 
ambition for himfelf : there, though his fchemes may 
be weak, the motives at lead are ftrong j and he fays 
further, if you could bear as great a fall, and decreafe 
of your revenues, as he knows by experience he caB, 
vou would not live in Ireland an hour. 

The Dunciad is going to be printed^ in all pomp, 
with the infcription, which makes me proudeft. It 
will be attended with Proeme^ Prolcgomma^ Tejiimonia 
Seriptorunij Index Autborum^ and Notes Variorum. 
As to the latter, I defire you to read over the Text, 
and make a few in anyway you like beft ' ; whether 
dry raillery, upon the ftyle and way of commenting of 
trivial Critics ; or humorous, upon the authors in the 
poem ; or hiftorical, of perfons, places, times ; or 
explanatory ; or colle6Ung the parallel paflages of the 

Ancients. 

♦ Nothing can (hew the effhrts of, SfappohttcJ awliiionto ftronglj-, 
as this abfurdity, with which he endeavoured to pkaie and decdv9 

himfelf. 

' Dr. ^wift did fo. WAaavaroN* 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 125 

Ancients. Adieu. I am pretty well, my Mother 
not ill ; Dr. Arbuthnot vexed with his fever by in- 
tervals ; I am afraid he declines, and we (hall lofe a 
worthy man : I am troubled about him very much. 

I am, etc. 



ae 



LETTER XXXIII. 

FROM DR. SWIFT. 

July 1 6, 1728. 

T HAVE often run over the Dunciad in an Iriih edition 
(I fuppofe full of £iults) which a gentleman fent 
me. Th.e notes I could wifli to be very large, in 
what relates to the'perfons concerned; fbr I have 
long obferved that twenty miles from London nobody 
underftands hints, initial letters, or town hL&& and 
paflages ; and in a few years not even thofe^ho live 
in London. I would have the names of thofe fcrib- 
biers printed indexically at the beginning or end of 
the Poeni, with ^ account of their works, for th« 
reader to refer to. I would have all the Parodies (as 
they are called) referred to the author they imitate- 
When I began this long paper, I thought I (hould 
have filled it with fetting down the feveral paflages I 
had marked in the edition I had ; but I find it un- 
neceffary, fo many of them falling under the fame 

rule. 



126 LETTERS TO AND 

rule. After twenty times reading the whole^ I nevel' 
in my opinion faw fo much good fatire, or more good 
fenfe, in fo many lines* How it paiTes in Dublin, I 
know not yet ; but I am fure it will be a great dif* 
advantage to the Poem, that the perfons and fads 
will not be underftood, till an explanation comes out, 
and a v^ry full onew I imagine it is not to be pub* 
lifhed till towards winter, when folks begin to gather 
in town. Again I infift, you mufl: have your After-* 
iiks filled up with fome real names of real Dunces. 
I am now reading your preceding letter, of June 

d6, and find that all I have advifed above is men- 
tioned there. I would be glad to know whether the 
quarto edition is to come out anonymouily, as pub- 
lifhed by the Commentator, with all his pomp of pre- 
feces, etc. and among many complaints of fpurioua 
editions ? I am thinking whether the Editor (hould 
not follow the old ftyle of, This excellent author, etc. 
and refine in many places where you meant no re-* 
finement ; and into the bargain take all the load of 
naming the dunces, their qualities, hiftories, and per^ 
^ormances ? 

As to yourfelf, I doubt you want a fpurrer-on to 
exercife and to amufements ; but to talk of decay at 
your feafon of life is a jeft. But you are not fo 
regular as I. You are the moft temperate Man God- 
ward, and the moft intemperate your felf-ward, of 
moft I have known. I fuppofe Mr. Gay will return 

from 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. fij 

from the Bath Avkh twenty pounds more flefh, and 
two hundred lefs in money : Providence never defigned 
him to be above two and twenty^ by his thoughtleff- 
nefs and Gullibility. He hath as little fore-fight of 
age, ficknefs, poverty, or lofs of admirers, as a girl at 
fifteen. By the way, I muft obferve, that my Lord 
Bolingbroke (from the effeds of his kindnefs to me) 
argues mod fophiftically : the fall from a million to a 
hundred thoufand pounds is not fo great, as from 
eight hundred pounds a year to one * : befides, he is a 

controller 

♦ lo Bolingbroke's Letters, which have been often referred 
to, there b a full account of the (late of his income, and the 
maaagcnient of his pecuniary aSairs. The following^ Letter 
will explain the difficulties he had to ovetxrome, and his ar« 
ran^caientsjn rrgard to his circumftanccs. His farm at Daw- 
ley* which he adorned with pictures of rakes, and other em* 
blecnatical reprefcntations qI rural happinefi, he fold in i/jS. 

f $ cnaont l 7-^ ^y WiLLIAM WywDHAM. 

Ki^rs. J *«New.year's-Dsy, 173! 

** By a Letter from Brinfdcn, which is come this day to my hands, 
I learn that you was to be at London the loth of the laft month, 
your Stile, my dear Sir William. I learn likewife, that Dod's 
TruUccs are in treaty for Swallowfield, and that Mr. Corry has 
taken up the particular he had given them. I have made wron^ 
j-id^ments and wrong calculations many limes in my life, but I 
never miiVeckoncd more than about' Dawley. When I began to 
think, after the late King's death, and confequently after my 
^reat cxpcnce there, that I might be determined fooner Or later by 
ibe turn of affairs to fell that eftate, I always expedtd to lofe 
vadly by it; but I hoped, and found, that perfons of better 
judgment than myfelf in matters of that kind believed, that it 
woidd fell for fome little advance above what it had coll me in the 
wild aiid naked condition in which I had found it : for this I would 

part 



ia8 LETTERS TO AND 

controller of Fortune, and Poverty dares not look a 
great minifter in the face under his loweft declenfion. 

I never 



part with it, and ftill it hangs on my hands. I have borne this 
di£ippointment as well as I couldy and have lived on expedients 
till now. But when you confider all circumftances, you will think 
as I doy that it is time to make an end o^ this fcheme of expedient 
aiid expedation, and to form one a little more f<^d, by making 
the mofl I can of Pawley, I conforming my life to my remainrng 
fortune* whatever that be. Nine months hence I fhall be three- 
fcore ; 1 owe Matignon 10O9OO0/. which he advanced almoU 
again!!: my will, and for which he has no fecurity but my honefty ; 
the exchange finks upon us moft cruelly* and will continue to fink. 
I had lad year 2250/. for loo/. (lerling, which is a good deal below 
par* but now I have no more than 2 1 8o/. ; and as the remittances 
France made during her (hort war kept the exchange a little in oor 
favour* fo it has turned* and mud turn againft us* this reafon 
cealing* and not being likely to be renewed. I am more and more 
determined every year to pafs the reft of my life abroad* and by 
confequence it becomes every year more and more reafonable 
to have fome eftate* fome fecure revenue at leaft* in the country 
where I (hall probably end my days, inftead of having fuch 
an effedi as Dawley* in a coimtry where I don't propofe ever again 
to fettle. I huddle all thefe confiderations together, and I might 
add others that determine me to finifh one way or other, and with 
fomebody or other, the fale of Dawley this year ; and for this pur- 
pgfe to go into England, and to continue there till, this being done, 
I (hall have no more to do there. In the mean time let me tell you 
the plan I (hould have in view if I was on the fpot, that you and 
my friends may fini(h it with me if you can, or prepare for its 
being (ini(hed* if that be poilible. I would endeavour to fell the 
houfe and eftate for 25,000/., if I could get no more without the 
furniture. This would pay all I owe* and leave me. as much fund 
free as I defire or want. But then more revenue being necefiary 
during my father's life than thefe funds would make up, to keep 
me upon the fame foot that I now am, and that I muft continue 
unlefs I fend my wife to her convent* and retire totally myfclf, 

I would 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 129 

I never knew him live fo great and expenfively as he 
hath done fince his return from Exile ; fuch mortals 

have 



I vrould propofe ta a purchafer to leave him the houfe furnifhed at 
it IB, except fome little, very little part that I might waut, on 
condition that he fiiould pay me an annuity proportionable to th£ 
value of the goods left, and of my Lord St. John's life, and 
determinable on his death or mine, which (hall happen firfl ; and 
this valuation I would leave to be made by upholders and fcriveners, 
or any proper ptrfons. I (hall write no more on the fubjc6l now, 
for it muft be a fort of srambe repetita to you, nor indeed here- 
after, uidefs your anfwers give me occafion to do fo. I hope the 
Letters I feut you fome time ago, came fafe to your hands. You 
(bould hear from me oftener, if fafe conveyances were more frequent; 
but it is difagreeable to write under conHraint to one, to whom 
my heart is open. I have writ to Mr. Corry, but have had no 
Letter from him ilnce that in which he told me he expe6ied to fee 
Judge Denton ; I caOly imagine the reafon of his filence to be this, 
that he had nothing to fay. Let me defire you to prefent my 
fervice to htm. As to the time of my making you a viiit, I am not 
detenx^iqed, nor (hall I determine it till a little more of the winter 
be fpent. I dare fay, you believe I (hould be heartily pleafed to 
embrace you and yours, and yet you will not blame me, if I fay, 
I wiih this journey might be fpared me ; but, in good earned, if ic 
be not fo by a fale, I will take it, and fpare my friends the mortifi- 
cation of making a bad bargain for me, by making it for myfelf. 
I thini;. that I feel age grow more heavy upon me this winter, than 
I have yet done, I have no reafon to be much concerned about it, 
but it is a reafon the more for getting rid of a place, which might 
have been the comfort, and which becomes the incumbrance of my 
age. Is there any foundation fpr a report that is revived, I hear, 
that Walpolc goes into the Houfe of J^ords, and Pelham takes his 
poft^ I (hould imagine the former would be fonder of this remove 
now, than fome months ago. How arc you with the latter ? I 
had ^moft forgot to tell you that a Letter from Brinfdcn fome 
time ago, preparing me to fee the negociation with Judge Denton 
M, prepared me for a little jealoufy in cafe it did fail, of the 
kind that you m^y remember was fuggcftcd lail year. He may 
▼01- IX- % wifh. 



130 LETTERS TO AND 

have refources that others are not able to comprehencL 
But God blefs you, ivhofe great genius has not fo 
tranfported you as to leave you to the courtefy of 
Mankind ; for wealth is liberty, and liberty is a 
bleffing fittefl: for a Philofopher — ^and Gay is a Slave 
juft by two thoufand pounds too little — ^And Horace 
was of my mind, and let my Lord contradift him, if 
he dares.— 



\v'\(h, perhaps, for be waits fometimcs for dead men's (hoesi that- 
Trapp (hould die before I fell Dawley. It is of confequence to 
difcover whether t^re has been any management of tbis fort* 
Looking over my Letter, it comes into my mind to add tbis pro* 
pofal to you, whicb you may agree upon, and I will ratify ; 
I will fell the eftate for 23,000/. which is within 200/. wbat 
the whole coll me, provided the purchafer pay me but 20,co6/. 
down, and for the other 3000/. give me 1000/. a year till tbe 
death of my Lord St. John, or till my own. As to the good8» 
I will leave them at the price they (hall be appraifed ^o be worth 
at an audion, or have them fold fo at my charge and rifjue. 
What think you of tbis offer, my friend ? Will any man who is able 
to make fuch a purcbafe refufc it ? Adieu, dear Sir William i 
I embrace you moft tenderly, and am devoted to all your houfe<» 
hold." 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 131 



LETTER XXXIV. 

Bath, Nov. 12, 1728. 

^ K AVE pad fix weeks in quefl: of health, and found 
it not ; but I found the folly of follcitude about 
it in a hundred inflances ; the contrariety of opinions 
and prances, the inabiliry of phyficians, the blind 
obedience of fome patients, and as blind rebellion of 
others. I believe, at a certain time of life, men are 
either fools * or phyficians for themfelves, and zealots 
or divines for themfelves. 

It was much in my hopes that you intended us a 
winter's vifit, but laft week I repented that wife, hav- 
ing been alarmed with a report of your lying ill on 
the road from Ireland ; from which I am juft relieved 

by an aifurance that you are ftili at Sir A 's t plant- 

ing and building; two things that I envy you for, 
befides a third, which is the fociety of a valuable 
lady. I conclude (though I know nothing of it) that 
you quarrel with her, and abufe her every day, if fee 
is ib. I wonder I hear of no Lampoons upon her, 

either 

• An old Englifh adage that a man is either ^ fool or phyjlcian at 
fortf. 

f Sir Arthur Atchlfon's. Swift fpent a great part of his time 
vcTT plcafantly there, and amufed the family with idle verfcs, the 
moft celebrated of which is Hamilton's Bawn. 

K Z 



lit LETTERS TO AND 

either made by yourfelf, or by others, bccaufe yoii 
efteem her. I think it a vaft pleafure that xvhenever 
two people of merit regard one another, fo many 
fcoundrels envy and are angry at them ; 'tis bearing 
teftimony to a merit they cannot reach j and if you 
knew the infinite content I have received of late, at 
the finding yours and my name condantly united in 
any filly fcandal, I think you would go near to fing 
Jo Triumphe ! and celebrate my happinefs in verfe } 
and, I believe, if you won't, I fhalK The infcription 
to the Dunciad is now printed, and inferted in the 
Poem. Do you care I fhould fay any thing further 
how much that poem is yours ? fmce certainly with- 
out you it had never been. Would to God we were 
together for the reft of our lives ! The whole weight 
of Scribblers would juft ferve to find us amufement, 
and not more. I hope you are too well employed to 
mind them ; every ftick you plant, and every ftone 
you lay is to fome purpofe j but the bufinefs of fuch 
lives as theirs is but to die daily, to labour, and raife 
nothing. I only wifli we could comfort each other 
under our bodily infirmities, and let thofe who have 
fo great a mind to have more Wit than we, win it and 
wear it. Give us but eafe, health, peace, and fair 
weather ! I think it is the bed wifh in the world, and 
you know whofe it was. If I lived in Ireland, I fear 
the wet climate would endanger more than my life } 
my humour, and health ]} I am fo Atmofpherical a 
creature. 

I mull 



FROM DR- SWIFT, etc. 133 

I muft not omit acquainting you, that what you 
heard of the words fpoken of you in the Drawing-room, 
was not true. The fayings of Princes are generally as 
ill related as the fayings of Wits. To fuch reports 
little of our regard (hould be given, and lefs of our 
condu£l influenced by them. 



=M-«. 



LETTER XXXV. 



FROM DR. SWJFT. 



Dublin, Feb. i$f 1748. 

T .LIVED very eafily in the country : Sir A. is a man 
of fenfe, and a fcholar, has a good voice, and my 
Lady a better ; (he is perfedly well bred, and deiirous 
to improve her underftanding, which is very good, 
but cultivated too much like a fine Lady *• She was 
my pupil there, and feverely chid when fhe read 
wrong ; with that, and walking, and making twenty 
little amufing improvements, and writing family verfes 
of mirth by way of libels on my Lady, my time paffed 
very well, and in very great order ; infinitely better 
than here, where I fee no creature but my fervants 

and 

♦ How very different at that time muft have been the chara6tcr 
of a Ladf /to what it is at prefeut ! 

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134 LETTERS TO AND 

and my old Prefbyterian houfe-keeper, denyiag myfelf 
to every body, till I fliall recover my cars. 

The account of another Lord Lieutenant was only 
in a common news^paper, when I was in the country ; 
and if it fhould have happened to be true, I would 
have deiired to have had accefs to him as the fituation I 
am in requires. But this renews the grief for the death 
of our friend Mr. Congreve *, whom I loved from 

my 

* He was certainly one of the moft polite, pleafing, and well- 
bred men of all his contemporaries. And it might have been iaid 
of him, as of Cowleyt *' Vou would not, from his conYerfation, 
have known him to be a Wit and a Poet» it was fo unafTuming 
and courteous/' Swift had always a great regard and affedion for 
him 4 and introduced him, though a (Irenuous Whig, to the fa- 
vour of Lord Oxford. It is remarkable that, on itci fird publxca* 
tion, Congrlive thought the Talt of a Tub grab and infipid. 
Swift, in a copy of Verfes to Dr. Delany, fpeaks thus of Con- 
greve't fortune and fituation : 

Thus, Congreve fpent in writing Playst 
And one poor Office, half his days : 
While Montague, who daim'd his ftatioa 
' To be Mecxnas of the Nation, 
For Poets open tables kept, 
But ne'er confider'd where they (lept : 
Himfelf, as rich as fifty Jews, 
Was eafy tho' they wanted (hoes ; 
And crazy Cong^reve fcarce cou'd fpare 
A (hilling to difcharge his Chair ; 
Till prudence taught him to appeal 
From Pzan's Fire to party Zeal ; 
Not owing to his happy vein 
The fortunes of his latter fcene ; 
Took proper principles to thrive $ 
And fo might every Dunce alive. 

This piAure is unfair and over-charged ; for the honour of Go- 
vernment, Congreve had feveral good places conferred on him, 
and enjoyed an affluent income. Wartom. 



FROM DR- SWIFT, etc. 135 

my youths and \(^bo furely, befides his other talents, 
was a very agreeable companion. He had the mis- 
fortune to fquander away a very good conftitntion in 
his yomiger days ; and I think a man of fenfe and 
merit like him, is bound in confcience to preferve his 
health for the lake of his friends, as well as of him 
felf. Upon his own account, I could not much de- 
fire the continuance of his life under fo much pain, 
and fo many infirmities. Years have not yet hard- 
ened me J and I have an addition of weight upon my 
fpirits fince we lofl him ; though I faw him fo feldom, 
and poflibly if he had lived on, Ihould never have feen 
him more. I do not only wifli, as you afk me, that I 
was unacquainted with any deferving perfon, but * 
almoft that I never had a friend. Here is an ingenious 
good-humoured Phyfician, a fine gentleman, an ex- 
cellent fcholar, ealy in his fortunes, kind to every 
body, hath abundance of friends, entertains them 
often and liberally, they pafs the evening with him at 
cards, with plenty of good meat and wine, eight or a 
dozen together; he loves them all, and they him. 
He has twenty of thefe at command ; if one of them 
dies, it is no more than. Poor Tom ! he gets another, 
or takes up with the reft, and is no more moved than 
at the lofs of his cat : he offends nobody, is eafy with 
ftvery body ■ - Is not this the true happy man ? I 
was defcribing him to my Lady A , who knows 
him loo, but flie hates him mortally by my character, 
and will not drink his health : I would give half my 

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136 LETTERS TO AND 

fortune for the fame temper, and yet I cannot fay I love 

it, for I do not love my Lord w ho is much of the 

Doftor's nature. I hear Mr. Gay's fecond Opera, 
which you mention, is forbid } and then he will be 
once more fit to be advifed, and rejed your advice. 
Adieu. 



LETTER XXXVL 

DR. SWIfT TO LORD BOLINGBROKE. 

Dublin, March 2I9 1729. 

XT^ou tell mc you have not quitted the defign of 
coUe&ing, writing, etc. This is the anfwer of 
every (inner who defers his repentance. I wifli Mr. 
Pope was as great an urger as I, who long for nothing 
snore than to fee truth under your hands, laying all 
detraction in the duft.— — I find myfelf difpofed every 
year, or rather every month, to be more angry and 
revengeful ; and my rage is fo ignoble, that it defcends 
even to refent the folly and bafenefs of the enflaved 
people among whom I live. I knew an old Lord in 
Leicefterfhire, who amufed himfelf with mending 
pitchforks and fpades for his Tenants gratis. Yet I 
have higher ideas left, if I were nearer to objeds on 
which I might employ them ; and contenming my 
private fortune, would gladly crofs the channel and 

8 iland 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. i^f 

nand by, while my betters were driving the Boars 
out of the garden, if there be any probable expe&a^ 
tion of fuch an endeavour. When I was of your 
age I often thought of death, but now, after a dozen 
years more, it is never out of my mind, and terrifies 
me lels. I conclude that Providence hath ordered our 
iears to decreafe with our fpirits ; and yet I love la 
bagatelle better than ever ; for finding it troublefomc 
to read at night, and the company here growing tafte- 
leis, 1 am always writing bad profe, or worfe verfes 
other of rage or raillery, whereof fome few efcape to 
give offence or mirth, and the reft are burnt. 

They print fome Iri(h traih in London, and charge 
it on me, which you will clear me of to my friends, 
for all are fpurious except one paper ', for which Mr. 
Pope very lately chid me. I remember your Lord*- 
ihip ufed to fay, that a few good fpeakers would in 
time carry any point that was right ; and that the 
common method of a majority, by calling. To the 
queftion, would never hold long when reafon was on 
the other fide. Whether politics do not change like 
gaming by the invention of new tricks, I am igno- 
rant ; but I believe in your time you would never, as 
a Minifter, have fuffered an Ad to pafs through the 
H, of C s, only becaufe you were fure of a ma- 
jority in the H. of L s to throw it out : beciufe 
it would be unpopular, and confequently a lofs of re- 

putation. 

^ Entitled A Libel on DrJ)ekinyt and a ctrtain ^reat Lord. 

Warburtox. 



i3« LETTERS TO ANI> 

putation. Yet this we are told hath been the cafe k^ 
the Qualification-Bill relating to Penfioners. It fhould 
ieem to me, that Corruption, like Avarice, hath no 
bounds* I had opportunities to know the proceed- 
ings of your minirtry better than any other man of 
my rank ; and having not much to do, I have often 
compared it with thefe lafl: fixteen years of a profound 
peace all over Europe, and we running feven millions 
in debt. I am forced to play a fmall game, to fet the 
beafts here a madding, merely for want of better 
game, Tentanda via eft qua me quoque poffitn^ etc. i ' 

The D take thofe politics, where a Dunce might 

govern for a dozen years together. I will come in 
perfon to England, if I am provoked, and fend for 
the Dictator from the plough. 1 difdain to fay, Ob 
mihi frateritos^'^hut cruda deo viridifque fenedlm* 
Pray, my Lord, how are the Gardens ? have you 
taken down the mount, and removed the yew hedges I 
Have you not bad weather for the fpring corn ? Has 
Mr. Pope gone farther in his Ethic Poems? and is the 
head-land Town with wheat ; and what fays Polybius ? 
and how does my Lord St. John ? which laft queftion 
is very material to me, becaufe I love Burgundy, and 

riding between Twickenham and Dawley. 1 built 

-a wall five years ago, and when the mafons played 

' the knaves *, nothing delighted me fo much as to ftand 

by, while my fervants threw down what was amifs : 

I have 

* 

♦ Wbat a ftrangc penrci4ion of hnmanity and fcafe I 



1 

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FROM DR. SWIFT, etc- 139 

I have likewife feen a Monkey overthrow all the difhe^ 
and plates in a kitchen, merely for the pleafnre of 
feeing them tumble and hearing the clatter they 
made in thar fall. I wiih you would invite me to 
fiich another entertainment; but you think, as I 
ov^bt to think, that it is time for me to have done witl^ 
the world, and fo I would if I could get into a better 
hdoTC I was called into the beft, and not die here in a 
nge, like a poifoned rat in a hole. I wonder you are 
not afliamed to let me pine away in this kingdom whils 
you are out of power. 

I come from lo<^ng over the Melange above- 
written, and declare it to be a true copy of my preT^nt 
difpofition, which muft needs pleafe you, iince no- 
thing was ever more difpleafing to myfelf. I defire 
you to prefent my moft humble refpe£ts to my Lady. 



LETTER XXXVIL 

DR. SWIFT TO LORD BOLINGBROKE. 

Dublin, April 5, 1729. 

I DO not think it would be poiSble for me to hear 
better news than that of your getting over your 
Icurvy fait, which always hung as a dead weight on 
my heart: I hated it in all its circumftances, as it 
afieded your fortune and quiet, and in a fituation of 

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146 LETTERS TO AND 

life that mull make it every way vexatious. Ahd as 
I am infinitely obliged to you for the juftice you do 
me in fuppofmg your affairs do at leaft concern roe as 
miieh as my own ; fo I would never have pardoned 
your omitting it« But before I go on, I cannot for-» 
bear mentioning "Whdt I read lafl: fummer in a newf* 
paper, that you were writing the hiftory of your 
own times. I fuppofe fuch a report might arife 
from what was not fecret among your friends, of 
your intention to write another kind of hiftory ; which 
you often promifed Mr* Pope and me to do ! I know 
he defires it very much, and I am fure I defire nothing 
more, for the honour and love I bear you, and the 
perfeft knowledge I have of your public virtue. My 
Lord, I have no other notion of Oeconomy than that 
it is the parent of Liberty and Eafe, and I am not the 
only friend you have who hath chid you in his heart 
for the negled of it, though not with his mouth, as 
I have done. For there is a filly error in the world, 
even among friends otherwife very good, not to in- 
termeddle with men's affairs in fuch nice matters. 
And, my Lord, I have made a maxim, that fliould 
be writ in letters of diamonds. That a wife man ought 
to have Money in his head, but not in his heart. 
Pray, my Lord, enquire whether your Prototype, 
my Lord Digby, after the Reftoration, when he was 
at Briflol, did not take fome cai« of his fortune^ 
notwithflanding that quotation I' oiice fent you out Of 
his fpeech to the H. of Commons? In my confidence, 

I believe 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 141 

I believe Fortune, like other drabbs, values a mai) 
gradually Icfs for every year he lives. I have de- 
nronftration for it ; becaufe, if I play at piquet for fix*, 
pence with a man or woman two years younger than 
myfelf, I always lofe ; and there is a young girl of 
twenty, who never fails of winning my money at 
Backgammon, though flie is a bungler, and the game 
be EcclefiafUc. As to the public, I confefs nothing 
could cure my itch of meddling with it, but the(e fre- 
quent returns of deafhefs, which have hindered me 
from paHing laft winter in London ; yet I cannot but 
confider the perfidioufnefs of fome people, who I 
thought when I was lad there, upon a change that 
happened, were the mod impudent in forgetting their 
profeflions that I have ever known. Pray will you 
pleafe to take your pen, and blot me out that. politic 
cal maxim from whatever book it is in, that Res mlunt 
diu male adminijlrari ; the commonnefs makes me not 
know who is the author, but fure he muft be fome 
Modem. 

I am forry for Lady fiolingbroke's ill health ; but I 
proteft I never knew a very deferving perfon of that fex, 
who had not too much reafon to complain of ill health* 
I never wake without finding life a more infignificant 
thmg than it was the day before ; which is one great 
advantage I get by living in this country, where there 
is nothing I (hall be forry to lofe. But my greatest 
mifery is recoIIeSing the fcene of twenty years part, 
iOid then all on a fudden dropping into the prefent. 

I remember, 



142 LETTERS TO AND 

I remember, when I was a little boy, I felt agreat fift 
at the end of my line, which I drew up almoft on 
the ground, but it dropt in, and the difappointment 
Texes me to this very day ; and I believe, it was the 
type of all my future difappointments. I fliould be 
afliamed to fay this to you, if you had not a fpirit 
fitter to bear your own misfortunes, than I have to 
think of them. , Is there patience left to refleft, by 
what qualities wealth and greatnefs are got, and by 
what qualities they are loft ? I have read my friend 
Congreve's verfes to Lord Cobham, which end with 
a vile and falfe moral, and I remember is not in 
Horace to Tibullus, which he imitates, •* that aU 
•' times are equally virtuous and vicious,** wherein 
he differs from all Poets, Philofophers, and Chriflians 
that ever writ. It is more probable that there may 
be an equal quantity of virtues always in the world, 
but fometimes there may be a peck of it in Afia, and 
hardly a tbimble-fuU in Europe. But if there be no 
virtue, there is abundance of lincerity ; for I will 
venture all I am worth, that there is not one human 
creature in power, who will not be modeft enough 
to confefs that he proceeds wholly upon a principle of 
Corruption. I fay this, becaufe I have a fcheme, in 
fpite of your notions, to govern England upon the 
principles of Virtue, and when the nation is ripe for 
it, I deiire you will fend for me« I have learned this 
by living like a Hermit, by which I am got back- 
9vards about nineteen hundred years in the Era of 

• 7 the 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc, 143 

the world, and begin to wonder at the wickednefe of 
men. I dine alone upon half a difli of meat, mix 
water with my wine, walking ten miles a day, and 
read Baronius. Hie explicit Efiijiola ad Dqiu. Boling- 
broke, et incipit ad amicum Pope, 

Having finifhed my Letter to Ariftippus, I now bo- 
gin to you. I was in great pain about Mrs, Pope, 
having heard from others that fhe was in a very dan- 
gerous way, which made me think it unfeafonable to 
trouble you. I am afhamed to tell you, that when I 
was very young I had more defire to be famous than • 
erer iince ; and fame» like all things elfe in this life, 
grows wth me eveiy day more a trifle. But you who 
are fo much younger, although you want that health 
you deferve, yet your fpirits are as vigorous as if your 
body were founder. I hate a crowd, where I have 
not an eafy place to fee and be feen. A great Library 
always makes me melancholy *, where the beft Au- 
thor is as much fqueezed, and as obfcure, as a Porter 
at a Coronation. In my own little Library, I value 
the compiiements of Grsevius and Gronovius, which 
make thirty-one volumes in folio, (and were given mc 
by my Lord Bolingbroke,) more than all my books 
befides ; becaufe whoever comes into my clofct, cafts 
his eyes immediately upon them, and will not vouch- 
(afe to look upon Plato or Xenophon. I tell you it is 

almoil 

• In MontefqmmU Perftan LcUcn^ there is an admirable one 
Ufoa this fubjed. Wa&ton. 



144 LETTERS TO AND 

almoft incredible how opinions change by the decline 
or decay of Spirits, and I will further tell you, that all 
my endeavours from a boy to diflinguifh myfelf, were 
only for want of a great Title and Fortune, that I 
might be ufed like a Lord by thofe who have an 
opinion of my parts ; whether right or wrong, it is 
110 gr^t matter ; and fo the reputation of wit or great 
learning does the office of a blue ribband, or of a 
coach and fix horfes. To be remembered for ever 
on the account of our friendfhip, is what would ex- 
ceedingly pleafe me ; but yet I never loved to make a 
▼ifit, or be feen walking with my betters, becaufe 
they get all the eyes 2^d civilities from me. 1 no 
fooner writ this than I corre&ed myfelf, and remem- 
bered Sir Fulk Grevil's Epitaph, " Here lies, etc. who 
♦* was friend to Sir Philip Sidney/' And therefore 
I moit heartily thank you for your defire that I would 
record our f^iendihip in verfe, vhich if I can fucceed 
in, I will never defire to write one niore line in poetry 
while I live. You mud prefent my humble fervice to 
Mrs. Pope, and let her know I pray for her continu* 
^nce in the world, for her pwn reafoQ, that (he may 
live to take care of you^ 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 



HS 



LETTER xxxvnr. 



FROM DR. SWIFT. 



Y AM very fenfible tbat in a former letter I talked 
very weakly of my own affairs, and of my imper« 
fe£b wifhes and defires, which however I find with 
fome comfort do now daily decline, very fuitable to- 
my ftaie of health for fome months paft. For my 
head is never perfeftly free from g/ddinefs, and efc 
pecially towards night. Tet my diforder is very mo- 
derate, and I have been without a fit of deafoefs this 
half year ; fo I am like a horfe, which, though off 
his mettle, can trot on tolerably ; and this compari- 
fon puts me in mind to add, that I am returned to be 
a rider, wherein I wifh you would imitate me. As 
CO this country*, there have been three terribly 
years dearth of corn, and every place ftrewed with 
beggars } but dearths are common in better climates, 
and our evils here lie much deeper. Imagine a nation 
the two thirds of whofe revenues are fpent out of ir, 
and i^ho are not permitted to trade V^ith the other 

thirds 

* There are many acute aod new Qbferrations t>d tbe ihu 
of Ireland, in Berkley*! ^Jf^rt/ls by 'which he appears Co be as 
great a Pah-loi and PoBtUian, at in bit other works he k a PhUo* 
fopber aod Divine. WMto^, 

vol. IS. X. 



146 LETTERS TO AND 

third, and where the pride, of women will not fuSer 
them to wear their own manufaftures even where 
they excel what come from abroad : this is the true 
ftate of Ireland in a very few words. Thefe eviU 
operate more every day, and the kingdom is abfo- 
lutely updone, as I have been telling often in print 
thefe ten years pa(l» 

. What I have faid requires forgivenefs, but I had z 
mind for once to let you know the (late of our affairs, 
and my reafon for being more moved than perhaps 
becomes a Clergyman, and a piece of a Philofopher : 
and perhaps the increafe of years and diforders may 
hope for fome allowance to complaints^ efpecially 
when I may call myfelf a flranger in a ftrange land* 
As to poor Mrs. Pope, (if (he be ftill alive,) I heartily 
pity you and pity her : her great piety and virtue 
will infallibly make her happy in a better life, and her 
great age hath made her fully ripe for heaven and the 
grave, and her beft friends will mofl wifli her eafed 
of her labours, when fhe hath fo many good works 
to follow them. The lofs you will feel by the want 
of her care and kindnefs, I know very well ; but fhe 

has amply done her part, as you have yours. One 

• 

reafon why I would have you in Irelan4 when you 
ihall be at your own difpofal, is that you may be 
mafler of two or thre6 years' revenues, provifa frugis 
in annds copia^ fo as not to be pinched in the leafl 
.when years increafe,^ and perhaps your health im- 
• pair^ : and when this kingdom is utterly at an end« 

8 you 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 147 

you may fapport me for the few years I fhall happen 
to live ; and who knows but you may pay me exor- 
bitant intereft for the fpoonful of wine, and fcraps of 
a chicken, it will cod me to feed you ? I am confident 
you have too much reafon to complain of ingrati- 
tude ; for I never yet knew any perfon, one tenth 
part fo heartily difpofed as you are, to do good offices 
to others, without the lead private view. 

Was it a Gafconade to pleafe me, that you faid 
your fortune was increafed loo/. a year fince I left 
you ? you (hould have told me how. Thok /ubfidia 
fene^uii are extremely defirable, if they could be got 
with juftice, and without avarice; of which vice 
though I cannot charge myfelf yet, nor feel any ap- 
proaches towards it, yet no ufurer more wifhes to be 
richer (or rather to be furer of his rents). But I am 
not half fo moderate as you, for I declare I cannot live 
cafily under double to what you are fatisfied with. 

I hope i\lr. Gay will keep his 3000 /. * and live on 
the intereft without decreafing the principal one 

penny ; 

• He gained, we fee, a confiderablc fum by hitf writings. 
Enough has been faid of Milton's felling his Paradife L.Jl for ten 
pounds. Tonfon gave Dry den only two hundred and fifty gruineaa 
for ten thoufand terfes to make up thf volume of his Fables. It 
may be of ufe to inform young adventurers, that Thomfon fold 
his WhUer to Millar for only three guineas. He gained but little 
more for his Summer^ The year after, when he rofc in repu- 
tatioHy 1738, Andrew Miller gaVe him fifty guineas for his 
Sbringm This was his firfl connection with Thomfon, whom he 
ever afterwards honoured and aflifted if called upon. Dr. Young 
tccdved of Dodfley two hundred guineas for the three firft Nlghi 

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148 LETTERS TO AND 

penny; but 1 do not like ydur feldom feeing him«. 
I hope he is grown more difengaged from his intent- 
nefs on his own affairs, which I ever difliked, and is 
cjuite the reverfe to you, unlefs you are a very 
dextrous difguifer. I defire my humble fervice to 
Lord Oxford, Lord Bathurit, and particularly to Mrs. 
B— , but to no Lady at Court *. God blefs you for 
being a greater Dupe than I \ I love that character too 
ni^felf, but want your charity. Adieu^ ^. 



LETTER IXXIX. 

OAobcr 9, 1720^ 

TT pleafes me thai you received my books at laft : but 
you have never once told me if yon approve the 
whole, or difapprove not of fome parts of the Com- 
mentary, etc. It was my principal aim in the entire 
work to perpetuate the frienddiip between us, and to 

fiiew 



Thoughts, Dr* Akenfide one hundred and twenty guineas for bis 
PUafura of Imagination ; and Mallet the fame fun fur his Jimymtor 
and Theodora. Wartom. 

* Swifty it has been obferTed, paid great court to Mrs. 
Howard, in hopes of exchanging his preferment, through her 
intereft. This is the firft fymptom of his anger, on finding thcr« 
was a probability of his being diiappointed : ** / defire ny tumUt 
fervke, ^c, particularly to Mrs. B* but to no Lady at Court* God 
blcfs you for being a grtater Uufe than I." 



1^ 

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V 



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FROM DR, SWIFT, etc. 149 

ihew that the friends or the enemies of one were 
the friends or enemies of the other : if in any parti- 
cular any thing be dated or mentioned in a diflferent 
manner from what you like, pray tell me freely, that 
the new Editions now coming out here may have it 
rectified. YouMl find the 06lavo rather more correft 
than the Quarto, with fome Additions to the Notes 
and Epigrams caft in, which I wi(h had been increafed 
by your acquaintance in Ireland. I rejoice in hear- 
' ing that DrapiersHill is to emulate Pamaffus; I fear 
the country about it is as much impoverifhed. I truly 
I fliare in all that troubles you, and wi(h you removed 
i from a fcene of diftrefs, which I know works your 
compaflionate temper too ftrongly. But if we are 
not to fee you here, I believe I fliall once in my life 
fee you there. You think more for me and about 
me than any friend I have, and you think better for 
me. Perhaps you'll not be contented, though I am, 
that the additional ico/. a-year is only for my life. 
My mother is yet living, and I' thank God for it : 
ihe will never be troublefome to me, if (he be not fo 
to herfelf : but a melancholy ohjed it is, to obferve 
the gradual decays both of body and mind, in a perfoa 
to whom one is tied by the links of both. I can't tell 
whether her death itfelf would be fo affli£Hng. 
I You are too careful of my \yorldly affairs ; I am 

I rich enough, and I can afford to give away a i oo/. a- 

ri year. Don't be angry j I will not live to be very 
Ij old; I have Revelations to the contrary. I would 

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ISO LETTERS TO AND 

not crawl upon the earth without doing a little .good 
when I have a mind to do it : I will enjoy the plea, 
fure of what I give, by giving it alive, and feeing an- 
other enjoy itt When I die, I fliould be afliamed to 
leave enough to build me a monument, if there were 
a wanting friend above ground. 

Mr. Gay aflures me his 3000/. is kept entire and 

facred ; he feems to languifli after a line from you, 

iand complains tenderly. Lord Bolingbroke has told 

me ten times over he was going to write to you. 

Has he, or not ? The Dr. * is unalterable, both in 

friendfhip and Quadrille : his wife has been very near 

death lad week : his two brothers buried their wivea 

within thefe fix weeks. ,Gay is fixty miles off, and 

has been fo all this fummer, with the Duke, and 

Duchefs of Quecnlbury. He is the fame man : fo is 

every one here that you know : mankind is unamend- 

able. Optimus Hie J^i minimis urgetur-^Foor Mrs. * is 

like the reft, ihe cries at the thorn in her foot, but 

will fuffer nobody to pull it out. The Court-Lady I 

have a good opinion of, yet I have treated her more 

negligently than you would do, becaufe you like to ^ 

fee the infide of a Court, which I do not. I have 

feen her but twice. You have a defperate hand at 

daQiing out a charafter by great ftrokes, and at the 

fame time a delicate one at fine touches. God 

forbid you fhould draw mine, if I were confcious of 

any guilt: but if I were confcious only of folly, 

God 

♦ Arbuthnot. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 151 

God fen4 it ! for as nobody can deteft a great faolc 
fo well as you, nobody would fo well hide a fmall 
one. But after all, that Lady means to do good *, 
and does no harm, which is a vaft deal for a Cour« 
tier. I can afTure you that Lord Peterborow always 
fpeaks kindly of you, and certainly has as great 
a mind to be your friend as any one. I muft 
throw away my pen j it cannot, it will never tell you, 
what I inwardly am to you* ^od nequeo monjirare^ 
et fentio tantum. 



LETTER XL. 

LORD BOLINGBROKE TO DR. SWIFT. 

Bniflels, Sept. 27, 1729. 

Y HAVE brought your French acquaintance thus for 
on her way into her own country, and confider- 
ably better in- health than (he was when ihe went to 
Aix. 1 begin to entertain hopes that Ihe will recover 
fuch a degree of health as may render old age fupport- 
able. Both* of us have clofed the tenth Luftre, and 
it is high time to determine how we (hall play the lafl: 

ad 

* Pope was dill willing to pcrfuade his friend, that " the Lady 
9t Court" was (incere \ as moft probably (he was : but what he 
£xpc^ed irom her was not in her power to gaiuw 

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i5» LETTERS TO AND 

a6k of the Farce. Might not my life • be entitled 
much more properly a Wbat'cPye'Call-it than a Farce ? 
ibme Comedy, a great deal of Tragedy, and the 
igihxAt interfperfed with fcenes of Harlequin, Scara* 
mooch, and Dr. Baloardo, the prototype cS your 
Hero. I ufed to think fometimes formerly of old 
age and of death : enough to prepare my mind ; not 
enough to anticipate forrow, to dafli the joys of youth, 
and to be all my life a-dying. I find the benefit of 
this prance now, and find it more as I proceed 

on 

-* ^Bolmgbroke is reported to a I^tcr written to Pmalfy to 
kive faid, '* You, and !» and Popc^ are the only tliree men liYing 
fit to reign." Voltairei in the xiith volume of his Letters, denies 
this anecdote ; and adds, *< J'aime mieux ce que difait a fes com* 
pagnons la plus fameufe Catin dc Loodres ; Mes fcears, Boling* 
broke eft declare aujourdhui Secretaire d'Etat ; fept miile guinces 
de rente, mes fceurs ; et tout pour nous ! " It appean, by Vohmrii 
Letters, vol. i« p. 13, that in the year i]^22, he was at La Saurpc 
4itarOrUamf with Lord BoRngirate; to whom he communicated 
•the .firft iketches of the ffefur$4ute^f and received fyom him the 
higheft commendations. Waktoh, 

•f* The following Letter from Horace Walpole, refpeAing Voltaive*s journey 
t» England to get hit Focpa printed, it curious, li iswiiuen toDodingtoo : 

*« Di Aa S|R, Paris, May 19, 1716. 

*' Mr. Voltaire, a French Ppat, who bas wrote feveral pieces -wi|h greil fuccds 

.iiere, being gone for Englnnd in order to print by fufafcription an excellent Poem, 

' called H^my iV. which, on account of ibme boM ftroket io it againft per(ectttioo 

Andtbe pricils; cannot be printed here; M> de Morrille, the Macaenas, or, I may 

tnjty fay, ike Dudingion here, fur the encuuragenient of wit and learning, has 

.earneftly recomroer>ded it to me to ufe my credit and intereft for pmmoting this 

fubfcriptiun aack>ng roy friends ; on which account^ as well as ibr the fake of 

merit, I thought I coutd apply myfelf no where more properly than to you | aod 

I hope this will answer the particu'ar view and intereft^ which I have in it myfelf 

which is, to renew a oorrefpondeuce lb agreeable to me; who am, with ih^ 

gicateft truth and^eAki^ ^r, 

^ Your iap(^ obetfienl an^ moil bumble ferrant, 

•• ». WALPOU," 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 153 

qm my jouraey : little regret when I look badkwar4s9 
tittle apprebeofion when I look forward. You com* 
plain grievoufly of your fituation in Ireland : I 
would complain of mine too in England, but I will 
not, nay I ought not ; for I find by long experience 
that I can be tmfortunate without being unhappy. I 
do not approve your joining together xhtjlgure cf liv^ 
ing^ and the pleafure cf giving ^ though your old prat, 
ing friend Montague * does fomething like it in one of 
his Rhapfodies. To tell you my reafons would be to 
write an eflay, and I (hall hardly have time to write a 
Letter; but if you will come over, and live with 
Pope and me, Vl\ ihew you in an inftant why thofe 
two things fliould not alkr de pair^ and that forced 
3;etrcnchments on both may be made, without making 
w eren uneafy. You know that I am too expenfive, 
and all mankind knows that I have been cruelly plun«* 
dered $ and yet I fed in my mind the power of de^ 
£cending without anxiety two or three ftages more. 
In ihort (Mr. Dean) if you will cpme to a certain 
(arm in Middlefex, you ihatl find that I can live fru«- 
gaily without growling at the world, or being peeviih 
with thofe whom fortune has appointed to eat my 
bread, inftead of appointing me to eat theirs : and 
yet I have naturally as little difpofition to frugality as 
any man alive. You fay, you are no pbilofopher^ 
and I think you are in the ri^t to diilike a word 

which 

* Yet there are few writere that give us fudi an infight into 
l^imian astore, at ihis old Prater. WAaTON. 




154 LETTERS TO AND 

which IS fo often abufed ; but I am furc you like to . 
follow reafon, not cuftom (which is fometimes the 
reafon and oftener the caprice of others, of the mob 
of the world). Now to be fure of doing this, you 
muft wear your philofophical fpedacles as conftantly 
as the Spaniards ufed to wear theirs. Tou muft 
make them part of your drefs, and fooner part with 
your broad-brimmed beavfer, your gown, your fcarf, 
or even that emblematical veftment, your furplice. 
Through this medium you will fee few things to be 
Vexed at, few perfons to be angry at : and yet there 
will frequently be things which wc ought to wifh 
altered, and perfons whom we ought to wifh hanged. 
In your letter to Pope, you agree that a regard for 
fame becomes a man more towards his Exit, than at 
his Entrance into life ; and yet you confefs, that the 
longer you live, the more you grow indifferent about 
it. Tour fentiment is true and natural ; your reafon- 
ing, 1 am afraid, is not fo upon this occafion. Pm- 
dence will make us defire Fame, becaufe it gives us 
many real and great advantages in all the affairs of 
life. Fame is the wife man's means j his 6nds are his 
own good, and t*he good of fociety. You Poets and 
Orators have inverted this order ; you propofe Fame 
as the end ; and good, or at leaft great adions, as 
the means. You go further : you teach our fdf-love 
to anticipate the applaufq which we fuppofe will be 
paid by pofterity to our names ; and with idle notions 
of immortality you turn other heads befides your own ; 

lam 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 15^ 

I am afraid this may have done fome harm in the 
world. 

Fame is an objed which men purfue fuccefsfully 
by various and even contrary courfes. Your doc- 
trine leads them to look on this end as eiTential, and 
on the means as indifferent; fo that Fabricius and 
Craffus, Cato and Caefar, prefled forward to the 
fame goal. After all perhaps it may appear, from a 
confideration of the depravity of mankind, that you 
could do no better, nor keep up virtue in the world 
without calling this paffion or this dire£Uon of felf- 
love, into your aid : Tacitus has crowded this excufe 
for you, according to his manner, into a maxim, 
Contempiu fama^ coniemni *uiriutes* But now whe- 
ther we confider Fame as an ufeful inftrument in all 
the occurrences of private and public life, or whe- 
ther we confider it as the caufe of that pleafure which 
our felf-love is fo fond of; methinks our entrance 
into life, or (to fpeak more properly) our youth, not 
our old age, is the feafon when we ought to defire it 
mod, and therefore when it is mod becoming to d^ 
fire it with ardour. If it is ufeful, it is to be defired 
mod when we have, or may hope to have, a long 
fceiie of adion open before us : towards our exit, this 
fcene of aftion is or fliould be clofed ; and then, me- 
tlimks, it is unbecoming to grow fonder of a thing 
which we have no longer occafion for. If it is plea- 
fant, the fooner we are in poffeffion of fame the longer 
we ihall enjoy this pleafure. When it is acquired 

early 



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early in life, it may tickle us on till old age ; but 
v^hen it is acquired late, the fenfation of pleafure mil 
be more faint, and mingled with the regret of our 
not having tafted it fooner. 

From my Farm^ 08. 5. 

I am here ; I have feen Pope, and one of my firft 
inquiries was after you. He tells me a thing I am 
forry to hear : you are building, it feems, on a piece 
of land you tB8ive acquired for that purpofe, in fome 
county of Ireland. Though I have built in a part of 
the world, which I prefer very little to that where you 
have been thrown and confined by our ill fortune and 
yours, yet I am forry you do the fame thing. I have 
repented a thoufand times of my refolution^ and I 
hope you will repent of yours before it is executed. 
Adieu, my old and worthy friend ; may the phyficai 
evils of life fall as eafily upon you, as ever they did 
on any man who lived to be old ; and may the moral 
evils which furround us, make as little imprefiion on 
you, as they ought to make on one yvho has fuch 
fuperior fenfe to eftimate things by, and fo much 
virtue to wrap himfelf up in. 

My wife defires not to be forgotten by you ; (he's 
faithfully your fervant, and zealoufly your admirer. 
She will be concerned and difappoihted not to find 
you in this ifland at her return, which hope both ihe 
and I had been made to entertain before I went 
abroad. 



FROM DR, SWIFT, etc 157 



LETTER XLI. 

DR. SWIFT TO LORD BOLINGBROKE. 

Dublin, Odobcr ji, 1729. 

T RECEIVED your Lordfliip's travelling letter of 
feveral dates, at feveral (lages, and from different 
nations, languages, and religions. Neither could any 
thing be more obliging than your kind remembrance 
of me in fo many places. As to your ten Luftres, I 
remember, when I complained in a letter to Prior, 
that I was fifty years old, he was half angry in jeft, 
and anfwered me out of Terence, ijla commemoratio eji 
quaji exprobraiio. How then ought I to rattle you, 
when I have a dozen years more to anfwer for, all 
monaftically paffed in this Country of liberty and 
delight, and money, and good company ! I go on 
anfwering yoiw letter : it is you were my Hero, but 
the other ' never was ; yet if he were, it was your 
own fault, who taught me to love him, and often 
vindicated him *, in the beginning of your miniftry, 
from my accufations. But I granted he had the 
greateft inequalities of any man alive, and his whole 
fccne was fifty times more a What-d'ye-call-it than 

yours ; 

* Lord Oxford. Wa&buhton. 

* This is a remarkable fentence ; as it conveys a depreciating 
idea of Lord Oxford^ whom tve had imagined ^wft preferred to 
BoSngbrote. 2 Wartow. 



15$ LETTERS TO AND * 

yours: for, I declare yours was ume^ and I wiffi 
you would fo order it, that the world may be 
as wife as I upon that article : Mr. Pope wilhes it 
too, and I believe there is not a more honeft man 
in England, even without wit. But you regard 
us not. I was forty-feven • years old when I be- 
gan to think of death, and the reflections upon it 
now begin when I wake in the morning, and end 
when I am going to fleep. — ^I writ to Mr. Pope, and 
not to you. My birth, although from a family not 
undiftinguiihed in its name, is many degrees inferior 
to yours ; all my pretenfions from perfon and parts 
infinitely fo ; I a younger fon of younger fons > you 
bom to a great fortune : yet I fee you, with all your 
advantages, funk to a degree that you could never 
have been without them ;• but yet I fee you as much 
efieemed, as much beloved, as much dreaded, and 
perhaps more (though it be almoft impofEble) than 
ever you were in your highefl exaltation— only ■ I 
grieve like an Alderman that you are not fo rich. 
And yet, my Lord, I pretend to value money as little 
as you, and I will call five hundred witneffes (if you 
will take Irifli witneffes) to prove it. I renounce 
your whole philofophy, becaufe it is not your pradice. 
By the figure of livings (if I ufed that expreffion to 
Mr. Pope,) I do not mean the parade, but a fuitable- 
nefs to your mind : and as for the pleafure of giving^ 
I know your foul fuffers when you are debarred of it. 

Could 

The year of Qiiccn Annc*8 death. Warburtoh.^ 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 159 

Could you, when your own generofity and contempt 
of outward things, (be not offended, it is no Eccle- 
fiaftical, but an Epiftedan phrafe,) could you, when 

« 

thefe have brought you to it, come over and live with 
Mr. Pope and me at the Deanry ? I could almoft wi(h 

the experiment was tried No, God forbid, that 

ever fuch a fcoundrel as Want fhould dare to ap- 
proach you. But, in the mean time, do not brag ; 
Retrenchments are not your talent. But as old Wey- 
mouth faid to me in his Lordly Latin, Pbilofopha 
'uerbuj ignava opera : I wilh you could learn Arith- 
metic, that three and two make five, and will never 
make more. My philofophical fpeSacles which you 
advife me to, will tell me that I can live on 50/. a 
year, (wine excluded, which my bad health forces me 
to,) but I cannot endure that Otium fhould htjine 
dignitate. — My Lord, what 1 would have faid of Fame 
is meant of fame which a man enjoys in his life ; be- 
caufe I cannot be a great Lord, I would acquire what 
is a kind oi fubjidium^ I would endeavour that my 
belters Ihould feek me by the merit of fomething 
diftmguifliable, inftead of my feeking them. The 
defire of enjoying it in after-times is owing to the fpirit 
and folly of youth : but with age we learn to know 
the houfe is fo full, that there is no room for above 
one or two at moft in an age, through the whole 
world*. My Lord, I hate and love to write to 

you, 

♦ When Bolingbroke was very old, in bis retirement at Batter- 
fca, it was cuftomary for many people to pay their rcfpcdla to him, 

chiefly 



t6<y LETTERS TO AND 

jovLj it gives me pleafnre, and kills me trith melaK« 
choly* The D*-^«-^ take ftupidity, that it ^ill not 
come to fupply the want of philofophy. 






LETTER XLH- 

FROM DR. SWIFT. 

O&obcr 31, 17^9. 

X70tT \^ere fo careful of fending me the Dundad, 
that I have received five of them» and have 
pleafed four friends. I am one of every body mrho 
approve every part of it. Text and Comment j but 
am one abftraded from every body, in the happinefs 
of being recorded your friend, while wit, and hu« 
mour, and poUtenefs Ihall have any memorial among 
us. As for your o£lavo edition, we know nothing 
of it, for we have an odavo of our own, which hath 
fold wonderfully, confidering our poverty, and dul« 
nefs the coniequence of it. 

I writ this poft to Lord B. and tell him in my letter, 
that, with a great deal of lofs for a frolick, I will fly 

as 



chiefly with the view of feeing and converfing with a cbara^er fo 
diflinguiihed. Among otherty Lord Chatham, then a young 
many called on him ; but found him pedaoticy fretful, angry with 
hu wife, &c. Such 18 the melancholy ptdure of the laft ftage of 
eullence. 

ZCcmmttmeaiedfyLorJaaxhMmpfQtBebNi 
Marqm of Lanfdowne. j 



yROM DR. SWIFT, etc- i6i 

as foon as build ; I have neither years, nor fpirits, 
nor money, nor patience^ for fuch aniufements. The 
frolick is gone off, and I am only looA the poorer. 
But this kingdom is grown fo exceifively poor, that 
we wife men muft think of nothing but getting a little 
ready money. It is thought there are not two hun- 
dred thoufand pounds in fpecie in the whole ifland ; 
for we return thrice as much to our Abfentees, as we 
get by trade, and fo are all inevitably undone ; which 
I have been telling them in print thefe ten years, to 
as little purpofe as if it came from the pulpit. And 
this is enough for Irilh politics, which I only men- 
tion, becaufe it fo nearly touches myfelf. I mufl: re« 
peat what, I believe, I have faid before, that I pity 
you much more than Mrs. Pope. Such a parent and 
friend hourly declining before your eyes is an objeft 
very unfit for your health, and duty, and tender dif- 
poduon ; and I pray God it may not affect you too 
much. I am as much fatisfied that your additional 
I go/, fer annum is for your life as if it were for even 
You have enough to leave your friends, I would not 
have them glad to be rid of you ; and 1 Ihall take 
care that none but my enemies will be glad to get 
rid of me. Tou have embroiled me with Lord B 
about the figure of living, and the pleafure of giving. 
I am under the neceflity of fome little paltry figure 
m the flation I am : but I make it as little as pofbble *. 

As 

* [ aeed not, I truft, make any apology to the reader for ictro^ 

duciog another of Lord Bolingbroke's Letters, as it relates to this 

70L. IX. M fubjedy 



i62 LETTERS TO AND 

As to the other part, you are bafe, becaufe I thought 
myfelf as great a giver as ever was, of my ability ; 

and 



fuBjc^ly and (hews his ideas. It w of advfcc to Sir Charles Wynd- 
liamy refpefting the management of his affairs after the death oi 
his father. 

Egremoni 1 

l^apert. J Loni Bolingbroke to Sir C. Wyndham. 

** Dear Sir, . Oa. 6, 1740. 

" 1 received yours of the 27th of Auguft, from Orchard, very 
lately ; and yet I fhould have anfwered it fooner, if I had not been 
hindered, in part by waiers and other remedies I have ufed, in hope 
to get rid of a troublefome bilious difpofitibn that has hung about 
me long ; and in pait by fome vifits of friendfhip I have been 
obliged to pay. You was in the right, ntoft certamly, to condiid 
yourfelf at the General Meeting as your father always did, and as 
you had declared yau wo old do. I do not pretend to guefs at the 
quarter from which the oppofition to you came ; but this I may 
fajf and ntfhberlefs examples will jullify what I fay, that thofe 
whom we called our ftiends arc, of all the men in the world, the 
leaft fenfible of fervices whilft they receive them, and the moil apt 
to forget them. You are well employed, (ince you are employed 
in fettling and ordering your affairs. When that is once pru- 
dently done ; when a fcheme of expence is framed in proportion to 
the flate of the man's fortune, and a plan of life is determined in 
proportion to this fcheme ; a principal part of wh^t muR confti- 
tute our cafe and well-being, is provided for : I may add, a prin- 
cipal part of what mufl fecure our integrity, for that is never fo 
lafe w in a ftatc of independency ; nor can o\ir independency be 
fecure without this order and economy. 

•• Since the fmall-pox rages fo violently at Oxford, it may be 
prudent to defer feuding your brother thither for fome time ; but 
t really .think that this time fhould be as (hort as in prudence it 
can be. He lofes time at the fchool, though it be true that he 
would lofe his time more any where elfe, to fay nothing of habits 
he might contraS. The account you give of unfeafonable wea- 
ther, and its fatal confequences, might fcrve for this country as 
Well AR that where you are. Every thing neceffary to animal life 

11 



FROM DR* SWIFT, etc. 163 

^d yet in proportion you exceed, and have kept it 
till now a fecret even from me, ivhen I wondered how 
you were able to live with your whole little revenue*. 

Adieu. 

* Pope^s rcTeniie, it is fskid^ was 8o3 /• per anmtm. 



k fcarccy every thing is out of all reafonable price. The poor arr 
miferablcy and the rich lirtle at their eafe* Befides all this, aqA 
pmly in confcquence of it, we hstve had great ficknefs and morta* 
iitr* God defend you from the fame. You fay nothing in your 
hft of the trip you propofed in your former to take into France; 
and I am not without apprehcnfion that the clouds which gather 
in the political fky, and an early meeting of your parliament, may 
divert yoa from it. My wife ia at prefent at Sens, but I can 
anfwer for her fentiikients. They are full pf affe£lion*and kind 
coacem for you and youn. Make my beft compliments to my. 
Lady Blandlbrd, to Mrs* Wyndham, and to Percy. They have 
in me a very uGelefs, but a very faithful ieryant. Adieu, dear Sir 
Charies : I am too intimately and too fincerely attac4l to yoUf to 
by myfclC forth in alTurancca and compliments." 



MS 



1 64 LETTERS TO AND 



LETTER XLUL 

LORD BOLINGBROKE TO DR. SWIFT. 

November x 9* 17 29. 

T FIND that you have laid afide your projed of 
building in Ireland » and that we ihall fee you in 
this ifland cum zepbyrisy et birundine prima. I know 
not whether the love of fame increafes as we advwce 
in age ; fure I am that the force of friendfhip does. 
I loved you almoft twenty years ago, I thought of 
you as well as 1 do now, better was beyond the 
power of conception, or, to avoid an equivoque, 
beyond ^ extent of. my ideas. . Whether you 
are more obliged to me for loving you as well 
when I knew you lefs, or for loving you as well 
after loving you fo many years, I Ihall not deter- 
mine. What I would fay is, this : whilft my mind 
grows daily more independent of the world, and feels 
lefs need of leaning on external objeds, the ideas of 
friendfhip return oftener, they bufy me, they warm me 
more : is it that we grow more tender as the moment 
of our great feparation approaches ? or is it that 
they who are to live together in another ftate, (for 
vera amkitia nm nift inter bonosj) begin to fed more 
ftrongly that divine fympathy which is to be the great 

band 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 165 

band of their future fodety ? There is no one thought 
which foothes my mind like this : I encourage my 
imagination to purfue it, and am heartily affli&ed 
when another Acuity * of the inteUeft comes boiften- 
oufly in, and wakes me from fo pleafing a dream, if 
it be a dream. I will dwell no more on Oecono- 
mics than I have done in my former letter. Thus 
much only I fay, that oiium cum dignitate is to be had ^ 
with 500/, a-year as well as with 5000: the difference 
will be found in the value of the man, and not in that 
of the eftate* I do aifure you, that I have never 
quitted the defign of colleding, revifing, improving, 
and extending feveral materials which are ftill in my 
power ; and I hope that the time of fetting myfelf 
about this lad work of my life is not far off. Many 
papers of much curiodty and importance are loft, 
and fome of them in a manner which would furprize 

and 

• Viz. Reafon. Tully (to whom the Letter-writer feeing to 
attade) obfenres fomething like this on the like occafion, wherey 
fpeaking of Plato's famous book of the Soul, he fays, Nefcio 
quomodot dum lego^ aJfentlor : enm pofm rdnrumy ft mecum ipfe de mi* 
moriaJifatc animorum cxp't co^tare^ adfsntio lUa omnis dahltur* Cicero 
fccms to have had but a confuted notion of the caufc of the flip- 
pery nature of this affent, which the Letter-writer has here ex- 
plained, namelf , that the imaginaiton is always ready to indulge 
fo flattering an idea, but feverer reafon correds and difclaims it. 
As to Religion, that is out of the quellion ; for TuUy wrote to 
his few philofophic friends ; though, as has been the fate of his 
I^rd/hip's^/y? Pbllofofby^ (where this whole matter is explained 
at large,) it came at laft into the hands of the Public. 

Warburtom* 

M3 



i66 LETTERS TO AND 

srikd anger you. However, I fiiali be able to. convey 
fieveral great truths to poftcrity, fo clearly and fo au- 
thentically, that 4he Bumets and the Oldmixons of 
another age may rail, but not be able to deceive. 
Adieu, my friend. I have taken up more of this paper 
than belongs to me, fince Pope is to write to you ; no 
matter, for, upon recolle&ion, the rules of propor- 
tion ^re not broken ; he will fay as much to you in 
one page, as I have faid in three. Bid him talk to 
you of the work he is about, I hope in good eameft ; 
it is a fine one ; and will be, in his hands, an original '', 
His fole complaint is, that he finds it top eafy in thp 
execution. This flatters his lazinefs, it flatters my 
judgment, who always thought that (univerfal as his 
talents are) this is eminently and peculiarly his, above 
all the writers I know living or dead ; I do not except 

Horace. 

Adieu. 

^ E^ay on Man, Warburtok. 

On whichj theicfore, it appears, be was employed in 1729. 

Warton. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc 167 



LETTER XLIV. 

November 2 8» i / 29. 

rpHis letter (like all mine) will' be a Rhapfody ; it 
is many years ago fince I wrote as a Wit*» 
How many occurrences or informations mud one 
omit, if one determined to fay nothing that one could 
not fay prettily ! I lately received from the widow of 
one dead correfpondent, and the father of another, 
feveral of my own letters of about fifteen and twenty 
years old ; and it was not unentertaining to myfelf to 
obferve, how and by what degrees I ceafed to be a 
witty writer ; as either my experience grew on the one 
hand, or my affeftion to my correfpondents on the 
other. Now as I love you better than moll 1 have ever 
met with in the world, and efteem you too the more, 
the longer I have compared you with the reft of the 
world ; fo inevitably I write to you more negligently 
that is, more openly, and what all but fuch as love 
one another will call writing worfe. I fmile to think 
how Curl would be bit, were our Epiftles to fall intq 
his hands, and how glorioufly they would fall fliort of 
every ingenious reader's expeftaiions ! 

You can't imagine what a vanity it is to me, to have 
fomething to rebuke you for in the way of Oeconomy, 

I love 

* He afcd to value himCelf on this particular. WARBUftTOv. 

M 4 



-i68 LETTERS TO AND 

I love the man that builds a houk fubUo ingenicj and 
makes a vail for a horfe : then cries, *^ We wife men 
'' muft think of nothing but getting ready money.** 
I am glad you approve my annuity : all we have in this 
world is no more than an annuity, as ro our own en- 
joyment : but I will increafe your regard for my wif- 
dom, and tell you, that this annuity includes alfo the 
life of another "", whofe concern ought to be as near 
to me as my own, and with whom my whole pro- 
fpe£ts ought to finiih. I throw my javelin of hope no 
farther. Cur brevt fortes jactdamur a'ua— etc. 

The fecond (as it is called, but indeed the eighth) 
edition of the Dunciad, with fome additional notes 
and epigi'ams, fhall be fent you, if I know any op- 
portunity ; if they reprint it with you, let them by all ' 
means follow that oSavo edition. — ^The Drapier's 
letters are again printed here, very laudably as to 
paper, pri^t, etc. for you know I difapprove Iri(h 
politics, (as tny Commentator tells you,) being a 
ftrong and jealous fubjecl of England. The Lady 
you mention, you ought not to complain of for not 
acknowledging your prefent; Ihe having lately re- 
ceived a much richer prefent from Mr. Knight of the 
South Sea ; and you are fenfible (he cannot ever 
return it to one in the condition of an out-law. It's 
certain, as he can never expeft any favour', his 

motive 

*. Hit Mother's. Warbukton. 

' He WM niftaken in this. JCnight was pardoned, and came 

home in the year 1742* WAaBu&TON. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 169 

motive muft be wholly dlfinterefted. Will not this 
reflefUoa make you blufli ? Your continual deplorings 
of Ireland make me wifli you were here long enough 
to forget thofe fcenes that fo affi£k you : I am only 
in fear if you were, you would grow fuch a patriot 
here too, as not to be quite at eafe, for your love of 
old England. — ^It is very poflible, your journey, in 
the time I compute, might exaCtly tally with my 
intended one to you ; and if you muft foon again 
go back, you would not be un-attended. For the 
poor woman decays perceptibly every week; and 
the winter may too probably put an end to a 
very long, and a very irreproachable fife. My 
conftant attendance on her does indeed affed my 
mind very much, and leflen extremely my defires of 
long life ; fince I fee the beft that can come of it is a 
miferable benedi£Uon. 1 look upon myfelf to be 
many years older in two years fince you faw me: 
The natural imbecility of my body, joined now 
to this acquired old age of the mind, makes me at 
ieaft as old as you, and we are the fitter to crawl 
down the hill together : I only defire I may be able 
to keep pace with you. My firft friendfhip at fixteen, 
was contra&ed with a man of feventy, and I found 
him not grave enough or confiftent enough for me, 
though we lived well to his death. I fpeak of old 
Mr. Wycherley ; fome letters of whom (by the bye) 
and of mine, the Bookfellers have got and printed 
not without the concurrence of a noble friend of 

mine 



I/O LETTERS TO AND 

mine and yours \ I don't much approve of it i 

though there is nothing in it for me to be afhamed of» 

becaufe I vfil\ not be aOiamed of any thing I do not 

do myfclf, or of any thing that is not immoral but 

merely dull (as for inftance, if they printed this 

letter I am now v^riting t> which they cafily may, if 

the underlings at the Poft-office pleafe to take a copy 

of it), I admire, on this confideration, your fending 

your lad: to me quite opcn^ without a j[eal, wafer, or 

any clpfure whatever, manifefling the utter open^els 

of the writer. I would do the fame by this, but fear 

It would look like a6e£lation to fend two letters fo 

together.— I will fully reprefent to our friend (and, 

I doubt not, it will touch his heart) what you fo feeU 

ingly fet forth as to the badnefs of your Burgundy, 

etc. He is an extreme honeft man, and indeed ought 

to be fo, confidering how veiy indifcreet an4 un« 

referved . he is : but I do not approve this part of his 

chara3er, and will never join with him in any of his 

idleneifes in the way of wit. You know my maxin^ 

to keep as clear of all offence, as I am clear of all 

intereft in either party. I was once difp^eafed befoxe 

at you, for complaining to Mr. « of my not having a 

penfion, and ani fo again at your naming it to a cer- 

tain 

* See the occaHon in the fecond and third Paragraphs of the 
Preface to the firft Volume of Letters. Warbv^ton. 

f His own importance, as it has been obfcrved, is always uppcr- 
moft. The " underlings of the Pod-Office" were othcrwifc cm^ 
ployed, and moil probably cared as little about the Letters of 
Alexander Pope, Efq. as of any other perfon. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 171 

tain Lord. I have given proof, in the courfe of my 
whole Life, (from the time when I was in the friend- 
fliip of Lord Bolingbroke and Mr. Craggs, even to 
this when I am civilly treated by Sir R. Walpole,) 
that I never thought myfelf fo warm in any party's 
caufe as to deferve their money ; and therefore would 
never have accepted it: but giye me leave to tell 
you, that of all mankind the two perfons I would 
leaft have accepted any favour from, are thofe very 
two, to whom you have unluckily fpoken of it. 1 
defire you to take off any impreffions which that dia- 
logue may have left on his Lordfhip's mind, as if I 
ever had any thought of being beholden to him, or 
any other, in that way. And yet, you know, I am 
no enemy to the prefent Conftltution ; I believe, as 
fmcere a well-wifher to it, nay, even to the church 
edablifhed, as any Minifter in or out of employment 
whatever ; or any Bifhop of England or Ireland. Yet 
am I of the Religion of Erafmus, a Catholic y fo t 
live, fo I {hall die ; and hope one day to meet you, 
Bifhop Atterbury, the younger Craggs, Dr. Garth, 
Dean Berkley, and Mr. Hiitchenfon, in that place j 
to which God of his infinite mercy bring us, and 
every body I 

Lord B/s anfwer to your letter I have jufl: received, 
and join it to this pacquet. The work he fpeaks of 
with fuch abundant partiality, is a fyftem of Ethics in 
^he Horatian way *. 

* No wonder Lord B fpoke fo partially, as it was his own 

philofophy, &c. put into verfe. 



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LETTER XLV. 

April T4, I7JO- 

rr^His is a Letter extraordinary, to do and fay nothing 
but recommend to you (as a Clergyman, and a 
charitable one) a pious and a good work, and for a 
good and an honeft man : moreover he is above 
feventy, and poor, which you might think included 
in the word honeft. I (hall think it a kindnefs dohe 
myfelf, if you can propagate Mr. Weftlcy's fubfcrip- 
tion for his Commentary on Job, among your Di- 
vines, (Bifljops excepted, of whom there is no hope,) 
and among fuch as are believers, or readers, of Scrip- 
ture : even the curious may find foraething to pleafe 
them, if they fcom to be edified. It has been the 
labour of eight years of this learned man's life i I call 
him what he is, a learned man, and I engage you 
will approve his profe more than you formerly could 
his poetry. Lord Bolingbroke is a favourer of it, and 
allows you to do your beft to ferve an old Tory, and 
a fufferer for the Church of England, though you 
are a Whig, as I am. 

We have here fome verfes in your name, which I 
am angry at. Sure you would not ufe me fo ill as to 
flatter me! I therefore think it fome other weak 
Irifhman. 

P.S. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 173 

P. S. I did not take the pen out of Pope's hands, I 
proteft to you. But fince he will not fill the re- 
mainder of the page, I think I may without offence. 
I fcek no epiftolary fame, but am a good deal pleafed 
to think that it will be known hereafter that you and 
I lived in the moft friendly intimacy together *. — ^Pliny 
writ his letters for the public t, fo did Seneca, fo did 
Balfac, Voiture, etc. Tully did not, and therefore 
ihefe give us more pleafure than any which have come 
down to us from antiquity. When we read them, 
\re pry into a fecret which was intended to be kept 
fr0m us. That is a pleafure. We fee Cato, and 

Brutus, and Pompey, and others, fuch as they really 
were, and not fuch as the gaping multitude of their 
own age took them to be, or as Hiflorians and Poets 
have reprefented them to ours. That is another plea* 
fure. I remember to have feen a proceiEon at Aix la 
Cbapelle^ wherdn an image of Charlemagne is carried 
on the fhoulders of a man, who is hid by the long 
robe of the imperial Saint. Follow him into the 
veftry, you fee the bearer flip from under the robe, 
and the gigantic figure dwindles into an image of the 
ordinary fizQ, and is fet by among other lumber.—. 
I agree much with Pope, that our climate is rather 

better 

* In writing with Pope and Swifty he feems at times to have 
caoght fomething of their cant; but he is, notwithflanding, a niuch 
better Letter- writer than either. 

f A ju(i and fenfible criticifm on Epiftolary writings, which 
we fliould bear is our mbds whilft we arc reading this colle^^ion of 
Letters. Warton. 



174 LETTERS TO AND 

better ihan that you are in, and perhaps your public 
fpirit would be lefs grieved, or oftener comforted^ 
here than there* Come to us therefore on a tiiit at 
leaft. It will not be the fault of feveral perfons here^ 
if you do not come to live v^th us. But great good 
will, and little power produce fuch flow and feeblel 
effeds as can be acceptable to heaven alone, and 
heavenly men.— I know you will be angry with me^ 
if I fay nothing to you of a poor woman, who is (lill 
on the other fide of the water in a moft languifliing 
date of health. If flie regains flrength enough to 
come over, (and fhe is better within thefe few weeks,) 
I ihall nurfe her in this farm with all the care and 
tendemefs ^flible. If flie does not, I mufl pay her 
the laft duty of friendfliip wherever flie is, though I 
break through the whole plan of life which I have 
formed in my mind. Adieu. I am moft faithfully 
and affe&ionately yours. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc 17s 



LETTER XLVI. 

LORD B. TO DR. SWIFT. 

Jan. 17, 1730-31. 

T BEGIN my letter by telling you chat my wife has 

been returned from abroad about a month, and 

that her health, though feeble and precarious, is 

better than it has been thefe two years *• She is much 

your 

* Bolingbroke's cooftaut attachment to this amiable and inte- 
refting Lady is a veiy captivating trait in hit» charader. In pro* 
portion aa he ftood, from incrcafing years and difappotntment^. 
forloro in the world, he felt the more ftrongly her kindnefs, her 
attachment, and tender fidelity. She certainly looked up to him 
as the firft of human beings. The following paffage occurs in a 
Letter, from the Townfend papers, written from France to 
Walpole, by one whom he appears to have employed on purpofe 
CO give him intelligence : 

" Paris, Dec. 2, 1730. 
** I was with Monfieur D*Albin, who is an intimate acquaint- 
ince of Lady Bolingbroke's ; and he afitired me, that he was in 
a private conference with her fome days before ihe departed, 
which gave him an occaiion to found her principles in regard to 
the Pretender, which (he parried by ambiguous replies for fome 
time; but afterwards became more open, and confefTed herfelf to 
be his friend ; but concluded, that he was an ill judge of men i— 
io particular, his contempt for her Lord, whofe great capacity 
would have been of more ufe than all the reft of his friends put 
together : which gave D'Albin an occafion to a(k her about the 
Bifhop ; to which (he anfwered, that he was a great man for fome 
things, but a wretched politician ; that there were others that had 
the iamc point in view, but aded with more prudence, by taking 
i more effcdlual road to come at it.— ;Tlus D'Albin aflured mc to 

8 mean 



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your fenrant, and as fiie has been her own phyiician 
with fome fuccefs, imagines (he could be yours widi 
the fame. 

Would to God you was within her reach ! She 
would, I believe, prefcribe a great deal of the medi' 
ana animij without havixig recourfe to the Books of 
Trifmegiftus. Pope and I fiiould be her principal 
apothecaries in the courfe of the cure ; and though 
our beft Bcftanifts complain, that few of the herbs 
and fimples which go to the compofition of thefe 
remedies, are to be found at prefent in our foil, yet 
there are more of them here than in Ireland ; befides, 
by the help of a little chemiftry, the mod no^dous 
juices may become falubrious^ and rank pcufon a fpe* 

cific^ 



mean her hufband, and the fa6lion he influences; who muft either 
be in his fecrety or deceived by his craft i and I think proper to 
mention it as reported, word for word, as I think it the mofl open 
confeflSon I have heard of the kind ; but as it was to a Frenchmant 
I prefume (he thought (he ran no rifk. She was conflantly with 
the Duchefs of Buckingham, who is certainly gone to Rome on 
the Bi(hop's errand (as I told you in my former), and I hope 
to come at the bottom of it : he is always a(king roe what the 
world fays of her, and her journey to Italy. He fays, it is remark- 
able what pains Sir Robert takes to become popular ; and that one 
of his views to appeafe the Parliament was to difband the Heflian 
troops ; and that, in (hort, he wants to patch up matters at anj 
rate ; to fecurc his retreat, and retire from bu(inefs ; with a thou- 
fand fuch idle remarks, to dcmonftnte how much he (ticks in their 
ftomachs, and is never to be digefted i and, when they hear of his 
generodty and honourable adionsy turn pale, as if they were mor« 
tified and galled. It would be needlefs to fay morCf than I fee it 
is a matter impoffiblc for Us Majefly's enemies ever to love Si 
Robert Walpole 



»» 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 177 

dfic. — Pope is now in my library with me, and writes 
to the world, to the prefent and to future ages, 
whilft I begin this letter which he is to finiih to you. 
What good he will do to mankind I know not ; this 
comfort he may be fure of, he cannot do lefs than you 
have done before him. I have fometimes thought, 
that if preachers, hangmen, and moral-writers keep 
vice at a ftand, or fo much as retard the progrefs of 
it, they do as miich as human nature admits ; a real 
reformation * is not to be brought about by ordinary 
means ; it requires thofe extraordinary means which 
become puniihments as well as leflbns : National cor« 
ruption muft be purged by national calamities.—- 
Let us hear from you* We deferve this attention, 
becauie we defire it, and becaufe we believe that 
you defire to hear from us. 

^ Boliogbroke has enlarged on this topic in his Philofophical 
«n>rki» inteodiog to depreciate Chriftianity by (hewing that it has 
not had a general effedk on the morals of mankind, nor produced 
a real Reformation :— an argument nothing to the purpofe, nor 
any impeachment of the Dodrines of the Gofpel ; even if it were 
well founded, as it certainly is not. Wakton* 



VOL. IX. N 



178 LETTERS TO AND 



LETTER XLVII. 

LORD B. TO PR, SWIFT. 

Marcli l^» 

T HAVE delayed feveral pofts anfwering ydur letter of 
January laft, in hope^ vf being able to fpeak to 
you about a projeft which concerns tis both, but mfe 
the moft, fmce the fuccefs of it would brmg us 
together. It ha^ been a good whifc in my head, «iid 
at my heart ; if it can be fet a going, you (hall husti 
more of it. I was ill in the beginning t>f Ac -winrer 
for near a week, but in no danger either from the na« 
ture of my diftemper, or from the attendance of three 
phyiicians. Since that bilious intermitting fever, t 
have had, as I had before, better health than the 
regard I have paid to health deferves. We we 4>oth 
in the decline of life, my dear Dean^ and have been 
fome years gobg down the hill} let as tnake tke 
pafTage as fmooth as we can. Lee ms fbftce againft 
phyfical evil by care, and the ufe of thofe means 
which experience muft have pointed out to us : let us 
fence againd moral evil by philofophy. I renounce 
the alternative you propofe. But we may, nay, (if 
we will follow nature, and do not work up imagina- 
tion againft her plaineft diftates,) we (hall of courfe 
grow every year more indifferent to life, and to the 
affairs and interefts of a fyftem out of which we are 

icon 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 179 

fixMi to go. This U much better Aan ftupidity. The 
decay of paifion firength^s philofophy, for paflion 
may decay, aad ftupidity not fucceed. Pqffi$ns (fays 
Pope, our Divine *» as you will fee one time or other) 
are the Gales of life : let us .not complain that they 
do not blow a ftorm. What hurt does age do us, in 
fiibduing what ^we toil to fubdue all our lives ? It h 
now fix in die morning : I recal the time (and am 
glad it is over) vhen about tliie hour I ufed to be 
g(»ng to bed, forfeited vith pleafure, or jaded with 
bttfinefs : my bead often full of fchemes, and my 
heart as often full of anxiety. Is it a misfortune, 
think you, that I rife at this hour refreihed, ferene, 
and calm f that the pad, and even the prefent a&irs 
of life (land like objeds at a diftance from me, where 
lean ke^ off the difagreeable fo as not to be ftrongly 
affeded by them, and from whence I can draw the 
others nearer to me ? Paffions, in their force, would 
bring all thefe, nay even future contingencies, about 
my ears at once, and reafon would but ill defend me 
in the fcuffle. 

I leave Pope to fpeak for myfelf, but I mud tell 
you how much my Wife is obliged to you. She fays 
flie would find ilrength enough to nurfe you, if you 

was 

* Pope took the image from Lord Bacon : — <* The mind would 
be temperate and fta^edj if the affeSktons^ as wlndt^ did not put it 
kto tumuk," &c. 

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i8o LETTERS TO AND 

was here, and yet, God knows, (be is extremely 
weak: the flow fever works under, and mines the 
conflitution ; we keep it off fometimes, but ftill It 
returns, and makes new breaches before nature can 
repair the old ones. I am not afhamed to (ay to you, 
that I admire her more * every hour of my life : death 
is not to her the King of Terrors ; fhe beholds him 
without the leaft. When flie fuffers much, Ihe wiihes 
for him as a deliverer from pain ; when life is tole- 
rable, fhe looks on him with diflike, becaufe he is to 
feparate her from thofe friends to whom (he is more 

attached than to life itfel£ ^You (hall not ftay for 

my next, as long as you have for this letter ; and in 
every one, Pope ihall write fomething much better 
than the fcraps of old Philofophers, which were the 
prefents, Munufcula, that Stoical Fop Seneca ufed to 
fend in every Epiille to his friend Lucilius. 

P. S. My Lord has fpoken juftly of his Lady : 
why not I of my Mother ? Yefterday was her birth- 
day, now entering on the ninety-firft year of her age ; 
her memory much diminifhed, but her fenfes very litde 

hurt, 

* She was niece to Madame de Maintcnon, educated at St. 
Cyr, and was a woman of- a very beautiful perfon, and very agree- 
able manners. Her Letters are written in very elegant French. 
She was a woman of much obfervation. Madame de Maktencn 
mentions her in Iier Letters. Dr. Trapp told me that Lord Bo- 
* lingbroke boafting one day of his former galiantriesy fhe faid to 
him» fmiling, ^< When I look at you, mctbinks I fee the rqiDS 
of a fine old Roman aquedud.'' Wa&ton. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. i8r 

hurt, her fight and hearing good ; (he fleeps' not ill, 
eats moderately, drinks water, fays her prayers ; this 
is all fhe does. I have reafon to thank God for con- 
tinuing fo long to me a very good and tender parent, 
and for allowing me to ezercife for fome years, thofe 
cares which are now as neceflary to her, as hers have 
been to me. An object of this fort daily before one's 
ejes very much foftens the mind, but perhaps may 
hinder it from the willingnefs of contrafling other 
ties of the like domeftic nature, when one finds how 
painful it is even to enjoy the tender pleafures, I have 
formerly made fome ftrong efforts to get and to de- 
ferve a friend : perhaps it were wifer never to attempt 
it, but live extempore, and look upon the worid only 
as a place to pafs through, juft pay your hofls their 
due, difperfe a little charity, and hurry on. Yet am' 
I juft now writing (or rather planning) a book *, to 
make mankind look upon this life with comfort and 
pleafure, and put morality in good humour. — ^And 
juft now too I am going to fee one I love very ten- 
derly ; and to-morrow to entertain feveral civil people, 
whom if we call friends, it is by the courtefy of 

England. 

* He meana his EfTay on Man ; and alludes to the arguments 
he ufc« to make men fatisfied cvea with their prejent ftatc, 
without looking to another. Young wrote his Night Thouglu^ 
is dtrc6i oppodtfon to this view of human life, but which, in 
truthi Young has painted in colours too d^irk and uncomfortably, 

Warton. 

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iS) LETTERS TO AND 

England. — Srr, Jic jtevat ire fuh umbras. While vft 
do live, we muft make the beft of life, 

Canianies licet ufque (minus via Ixdet) eaxnus, 

as the fhepherd faid in Virgil, when the road was 
long and heavy, I am 

Yours. 



^^^m^mm ^^mi^^mm 



LETTER XLVm. 

LORD BOLINGBROKE TO DR- SWIFT. 

^Tou may affurc yourfelf, that if you come over this 
fpring, you will find me not only got back into 
the habits of ftudy, but devoted to that hiilorical taik, 
which you have fet me thefe many years. I am \x\ 
hopes of fome materials which will enable me to work 
in the whole extent of the plan I propofe to myfelf. 
If they are not to be had, I muft accommodate my 
plan to this deficiency. In the mean thne Pope has 
given me more trouble than he or I thought of ; and 
you will be furprized to find,, that I have been pardy 
drawn by him and partly by myfelf, to write a pretty 
large volume upon a very grave and very important 
fubjeft ; that I have ventured to pay no regard what- 
ever 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 183 

ever to any antbority except facred authority t, and 
that I have ventured to ftart a thought, which muft, 
if it is pulhed as fuccefsfully, as I think it is, render 
all your Metaphyfical Theology both ridiculous and 
abominable. There is an expreiBon in one of your 
letters to me, which makes me believe you will come 
iolQ my way of thinking oa this fubjcA ; and yet I 
m perfuaded that Divines and Free-thinkers would 
both be clamorous againft it, if it was to be fubmitted 
to their cenfure, as I do not intend that it flialL The 
paflage I mean, is that where you lay that you 
told Dr. * the Grand points of Chriilianity ought to 
be taken as infallible Revelations % etc. 

It has happened, that, whilft I was writing this to 
you, the Dr. came to make me a vidt from London, 
where I beard he was arrived fome time ago : he was 
in hafte to return, and is, I perceive, in great hade 

to 

f Did his Lordfhip pay much regard to facred authority^ whcA 
ke fayt, in his Letters on Hiftoryy fpcaking of falfe hiftorians, 
* I wiH not offcndy by adding Mo/u to the number ?" 1 forget 
the cxa£k words. 

* In this maxim all ttgotted Divines and free-tbinking Po&icianj 
agree : the oncy for fear of difturbing the ellablifhed Religion ; 
the othcr» left that difturbancc fhould prove injurious to their ad- 
mimftration of the date. And would they be content to take thefe 
points for granted themfelves, without injuring thofe, in their 
fortunes and reputation, who are for inquiring into, and fettling 
tkem 0O9 their right grounds, I think nobody would envy their 
fiety or their wfdom : but when they begin to pcrfecute thofc 
who venture to aifume this natural liberty, then they unma/k their 
hypocrify and Machiavelianifm. Wa&9VRton* 

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x84 LETTERS TO AND 

to print. He left me vith eight diflertations *, a 
fmall part, as I underftand, of his work, and defired 
me to perufe, confider, and obferve upon them 
againfl Monday next, when he will <:ome down agaun. 
By what I have read of the two firft, I find myfelf 
unable to ferve him. The principles he reafons upon 
are begged in a difputation of this fort, and the 
manner of reafoning is by no means clofe and conclu- 
five. The fole advice I could give him in confcience 
would be that which he would take ill and not follow. 
I will get rid of this talk as well as I can, for I efteem 
the man, and ihould be forry to difoblige him where 
I cannot ferve him. 

As to retirement, and exercife, your notions are 
true : the firft fhould not be indulged fo much as to 
render us favage, nor the laft negleded fo as to im- 
pair 

* The work here alluded to, was the firft volume of Dr. Dc- 
lany's " Revelation examined with Candour ;'' puhliflied 1732 : 
a work written in a very florid and declamatory ftyle, and with a 
greater degree of learning and ingenuity, than of found reafon and 
argument. Witnefs, the firft Difiertation on the forbidden Fruit; 
tlve fecond, concerning the Knowledge of the Brute World con> 
veyed to Adam : the third, of the Knowledge of Marriage given 
to Adam : the fixth, concerning the DifBcuities and Objcdions 
that lie againft the Mofaic Account of the Fall : the fifteenth, 
on fome Difficulties relating to Noah's Ark conGdered. The 
fame may be faid of this Author's Life of King David* The heft 
of his works fecm to be his RefleBioru on Polygamy. Dr. Delany 
was an amiable, a benevolent, and virtuous man ; a cbara&er far 
fuperior to that of the ableft controverfial writer. His defence of 
Revelation is of a very different caft from fuch folid and mafterly 
works as the Biihop of LandaiPs apology for the Bible, and Arch- 
deacon ^dlcj's Evidences of Cbrifiianity, Wartoh. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. i8j 

pk health. But I know men, who, for fear of 
being favage, live with all who will live with them ; 
and who, to preferve fhdr health, faunter away half 
ifadr time. Adieu. Pope calls for the paper. 

P. S. I hope what goes before will be a ftrong mo* 
tive to your coming. God knows if ever I (hall fee 
Ireland ; I fliall never defire it, if you can be got 
Imher, or kept here. Yet I think I (hall be, too 
foon, a Free^man.— Your recommendations I con- 
ftaatly give to thofe you mention ; though fome of 
'em I fee but feldom, and am every day more re« 
tired. I am lefs fond of the world, and lefs curious 
about it: yet no way out of humour, difappointed, 
or angry : though in my way I receive as many in« 
juries as my betters, but I don't feel them, therefore 
1 ought not to vex other people, nor even to return 
iojiiries. I pafs almoft all my time at Dawley and at 
home ; my Lord (of which I partly take the merit 
to myfelf) is as much eftranged from politics as I am. 
Let Philofophy be ever fo vain, it is lefs vain now 
than Politics, and not quite fo vain at prefent as DU 
raity : I know nothing that moves ftrongly but Sa- 
tire, and thofe who are afiiamed of nothing elfe, are 
fo of being ridiculous. I fancy, if we three were 
together but for three years, fome good might be 
done even upon this age. 

I know you'll defire fome account of my health : 
it is as ufual, but my fpirits rather worfe. I write 

little 



x86 LETTERJS, etc. 

little or nothing. You know I never had either si 
tafte or talent for Politics, and the world miada no* 
thing elfe. I have perfoaal obligations, which I will 
ever prderve, to men of different fides, and I vnikk 
nothing fo much as public quiet, except it be my own 
quiet, 1 think it a merit, if I can take off any man 
from grating or fetirical fubje&s, merely <m the fcor^ 
of Party : an4 it is the greateft vanity of my life Um 
I've contributed to turn my Lord Bolingbroke to 
fiibjeda moral, ufefuU and more worthy his pen* 
pr. ■ J - * s Book is what 1 can't commend fo mnch 
as Dean Berkley's % though it has many things ix^;t* 
nious in it, and is not deficient in the writing part : 
but the whole book, diough he meant it ad Papukim^ 
is, I think, purely ad Cl$rum. Adieu^ 

* A very lively and ingenious book, called. The Minute Pbilo^ 
Jhpher* Warburton, 

A book thai deferres a nsveb higher encomium than being ^fy 
and ingefuom; as containing, perhaps, a ftro^iger defence of Rewla^ 
^tm than the Divine Legation ^ Mofeu Warton.. 



C »87 3 



LETTERS 
DR. SWIFT TO MR. GAY, 

From the Year 1729 to 1732*. 



LETTER XLH. 

Dublin^ March ip, 1729^ 

^ DENT It. I do write to you according to the old 
ftipulation^ for^ when you kept your old com^ 
pany, when I writ to one^ I writ to all. But I am 
ready to enter into a new bargain fince you are got 
mto a new world, and will anfwer all your letters* 
Tou are firft to prefent my n^ofl humble refpeds to 
the Duchefs of Qiueenlberry, and let her know that I 
never dine without thinking of her, although it be 
with fome difEculiy that I can obey her when I dine 
with forks that have but two prongs, and when the 
iiauce is not very confident. You muft likewife tell 
her Grace *, that ihe is a gen^Toaft among all honed 

folka 

* Found among Mr. Gay's Papers, and returned to Dr. Swift 
by the Duke pf Queen(berry and Mr. Pope. Pqpi. 

^ In the Correfpondence of the Tenth Volume will be feen aa 
original Letter of her Grace's to M. Blount. 

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i88 LETTERS TO AND 

folks here, and particularly at the Deanery, even in 
the face of my Whig fubjeds. — I will leave my money 
in Lord Bathurft's hands, and the management of it 
(for want of better) in yours : and pray keep the 
interefl: money in a bag wrapt up and fealed by itfeif, 
for fear of your own fingers under your careleflhefs. 
Mr. Pope talks of you as a perfe& ftranger ; but the 
different pi^rfuits and manners and interefts of life, 
as fortune hath pleafed to difpofe them, will never 
fuffer thofe to live together, who by their inclinations 
ought never to part. I hope when you are rich 
enough, you will have Ibme little oeconomy of your 
own in town or country, and be able to give your 
friend a pint of Fort ; for the domeftic feafon of life 
will come on. I had never much hopes of your 
vampt Pby, although Mr. Pope feemed to have, and 
although it were ever fo good : but you fliould have 
done like the parfons, and changed your Text, I 
mean the Title, and the names of the perfons. After 
all, it was an effed of idlenefs, for you are in the 
prime of life, when invention and judgment go to- 
gether. I wifli you had looL a-year more for 
horfes — ^I ride and walk whenever good weather in- 
vites, and am reputed the belt walker in this town and 
five miles round. I writ lately to Mr. Pope : I wifli 
you had a little Villakin in his neighbourhood ; but 
you are yet too volatile, and any Lady with a coach 
and fix horfes would c?irry you to Japan. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc- 189 



LETTER L. 

Dublin, Nov. lo, 1730. 

TxrHEN my Lord Petcrborow in the Queen's time 
went abroad upon his Embaflies, the Miniftry 
told me, that he was fuch a vagrant, they were 
forced to write at him by guefs, becaufe they knew 
not where to write to him. This is taiy cafe with you ; 
fometimes in Scotland, fometimes at Ham-walks, 
fometimes God knows where. You are a man of 
bufinefs, and not at Idfure for infignificant corre- 
fpondoice. It was I got you the employment of 
bemg my Lord Duke's premier Mini/ire: for his 
Grace having beard how good a manager you were 
of my revenue, thought you fit to be intruded with 
ten talents. I have had twenty times a ftrong incli* 
nation to fpend a fummer near Salifbury-downs, hav* 
ing rode over them more than once, and with a 
young parfon of Salifbury reckoned twice the Stones 
of Stonehenge, which are either ninety-two or ninety- 
three. I defire to prefent my mod humble acknow- 
ledgments to my Lady Duchefs in return of her 
civility. I hear an ill thing, that ihe is matre pulchra 
filia pulchrior : I never faw her fince fhe was a girl, 
and would be angry ihe fliould excel her mother who 
was long my principal Goddefs. I defire you will 
tell her Grace, that the ill management of forks is 
tot to be helped when they are only bidential, which 

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happens in all poor hotifes, efpecially thofe of Poets j 
upon which account a knife was abfolutely iieceflary 
at Mr. Pope's, where it was morally impoffible with 
a bidential fork to convey a morfel of beef, with the 
ittcumbrttice of muftard and turnips, into your 
tnouth at once. And her Grace hath coft me thirty 
pounds to provide Tridents for fear of ofbnxiiog her^ 
vrhich fum I defire Ibe will pleafe to retnm me. I 
wax fick enough to go to the Bath, but have not heard 
k will be good for my diforder* I have a ftraag 
mind to fpend my 200 A next iummer in France; 
I am glad I have it, for there is hardly twice that 
fum left in this kingdom. You want no fedJemcaot 
(I call the family where you live, and the foot yott 
are upon, a fettlement) till you increafe your fortune 
to what will fuf^ort you with eafe and plenty, a ^oo4 
JbouTe and a garden. The want of this I much dread 
&)T you : for I have often known a She<ouiia of a 
good family and fmall fortune pafling months among 
all her relations, living in plenty, and taking her 
circles^ till flie grew an old Maid, and every body 
weary of her. Mr. Pope complains of ieldom jfeeing 
you ; but the evil is unavoidable, for different cifcum* 
itaaces of life have always fq)afated thofe whom 
friendibip would join : God hath taken csu'e of this^ 
to prevent any prqgre& towards veal happineOi here, 
which would make life more defirahle, and death too 
dreadful. I hope you have now one advantage that 
you always wanted before, and the waot of wbkb 

made 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. i^t 

made your friends as uneafy as it did yourfelf ; I 
mean the removal of that folicitude about your own 
affairs, which perpetually £Ued your thoughts and 
difturbed your converfation. For if it be true what 
Mr. Pope ferioafly tells me, you will have opportu- 
idty of faving every groat of the intereft you receive ; 
tod fo by the time he and you grow weary of each 
other, yoft will be able to pafs the reft of your wine- 
lefs life, in eafe and plenty, with the additional 
triumphal comfort of never having received a penny 
from thofe taftelefs ungrateful people from Whom you 
deferved fo much, and who deferve no better Genius's 
Aan thofe by whom they are celebrated.— If you fee 
Mr. Celar, prefent my humble fervice to him, and 
let lum know that the Tcrub Libel printed againft me 
here, and reprinted in London, for which he fliewed 
t kind concern to a friend of us both, was written by 
loyfelf, and fent to a Whig-printer: it was in the 
%le and genius of fuch icoundrels, when the humour 
of libelling ran in this drain againft a friend of mine 
whom you know — ^But my paper is ended. 



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LETTER LL 

Doblio, Not. 19^ I739« 

T WRIT to you a long letter about a fortnight paft, 
concludmg you were in London^ from whence I 
underftood one of your former was dated : nor did I 
imagine you were gone back to Aimlbury fo late in 
the year, at which feafon I take the Country to b^ 
only a fcene for thofe who have been ill ufed by a 
court on account of their Virtues ; which is a (late of 
happinefs the more valuable^ becaufe it is not ac- 
companied by Envy, although nothing deferves it 
more. I would gladly fell a Dukedom to lofe favour 
in the manner * their Graces have done. I believe 

my 

* After the amazing facceCi of the Beggar's Opera» Gay pro- 
duced another, with the name (which was now become fo popular) 
of Polly. Thisy as it was fuppofed to contain fevere and pointed 
iarcafms on the Cbnrtf and thofe in power, was forbid to be a6ked 
by the Lord Chamberlain. In confequence of the Duke an4 
Duchefs of Queenfberry's warmly taking up Gay's caufcy they 
were forbid the Court. The following hlgb-J^iriied Letter was 
fent by the Duchefs to the King and Queen, copies of which 
were generally circulated : 

** That the Duchefs of Queen(berry is furprizedy and well 
pleafedy that the King has given her fo agreeable a conunand as 
to ftay from Court, where (he never came for diverfion, but to 
beftow a great civility upon the King and Queen. 

*^ She hopes, by fuch an unprecedented order as this, that the 
King will fee as few as he wifhes at his Court, particularly fuch aa 
dare to think, or fpeak truth : I dare not do otherwife, nor ought 
not I nor could have imagined^ that it would not have been the 

▼cry 



' 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 193 

my Lord Carteret *, fince he is no longer Lieutenant, 

may not wifli me ill, and I have told him often that 

I only hated him as Lieutenant : I confefs he had a 

genteeler manner of binding the chains of this kingdom 

than moft of his predeceflbrs, and I confefs at the fame 

time, that he had, fix times, a regard to my recom- 

mendation, by preferring fo many of my friends in the 

church ; the two laft ads of his favour were to add 

to th€ dignities of Dr, Delany and Mr. Stopford, the 

laft of whom was by you and Mr. Pope put into Mr» 

Pultney's hands. I told you in my lafl, that a con* 

dnuance of giddinefs (though not in a violent degree) 

prevented my thoughts of England at prefent. For 

in my cafe a domeftic life is neceiTary, where I can 

with the Centurion fay to my fervants. Go, and he 

goeth, and Do this, and he doth it. 1 now hate all 

people 



Tery highcft compliment I could poflibly pay the King, to endci* 
voar to fapport truth and innocence in liis houfc. 

" C. QUEBMSBIRRY." 

" Particularly when the King and Queen had both told me 
that they had not read Mr. Gay's Play. I have certainly dooe 
right then to ftand by my own word, rather than by bis Grace of 
Grafton's, who has neither made ufe of truth, judgment, or 
honour, through this whole affair, either for himfelf, or his 
friends.*' [^Dodington Papers^ March the ^h^ 1728-9.] 

* The lines which he quoted from Homer, on his death-bed* 

to Mr. Wood, on occadon of the Peace, were as happily applied, 

as the apology he ufed to Swift, for fome harfli meafures in Ire* 

land.: 

Regni noviuu me taRa coglt 

MoRri^ War,tom» 

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194 LETTERS TO AND 

people whom 1 cannot command^ and confequently a 
Duchefs is at this time the hatefuilefl Lady in the 
world to me, one only excepted, and I beg her 
Grace's pardon for that exception ; for, in the way 
I mean, her Grace is ten thoufand times more hate- 
ful. I confefs 1 begin to apprehend you will fquander 
my money, becaufe I hope you never lefs wanted it ; 
and if you go on with fuccefs for two years longer, 
I fear Ifhall not have a farthing of it left. The 
Doftor hath ill-informed me, who fays that Mr. 
Pope is at prefent the chief Poetical Favourite, yet 
Mr, Pope himfelf talks like a Philofopher, and one 
wholly retired. But the vogue of our few honeft 
FolKs here is, that Duck is abfolutely to fucceed 
Eufden in the laurel, the contention being between 
Concannon or Theobald, or fome other Hero of the 
Dunciad. 1 never charged you for not talking, but 
the dubious flate of your affairs in thofe days was too 
much the fubjeft, and I wifh the Duchefs had been 
the voucher of your amendment. Nothing fo much 
contributed to my eafe as the turn of affairs after the 
Queen's death ; by which all my hopes being cut off, 
I could have no ambition left, unlefs I would have 
been a greater rafcal than happened to fuit with my 
temper. 1 therefore fat down quietly at my morfel, 
adding only thereto a principle of hatred to all fucceed- 
ing Meafures and Miniltries, by way of fauce to relifh 
my meat : and 1 confefs one point of condud in my 
Lady Duchefs's life bath added much poignancy to it. 

There 



FROM DR, SWIFT, etc. 195 

There is a good Irifli pra^cal bull towards the end 
of your letter, where you fpend a dozen lines in tell- 
ing me you muft leave off, that you may give my 
Lady Duchefs room to write, and fo you proceed to 
within two or three lines of the bottom ; though I 
would have remitted you my 200/. to have left place 
for as many more. 

To the Duchess *. 
Madam, 
My beginning thus low is meant as a mark of re- 
fped, like receiving your Grace at the bottom of the 
ftairs. I am glad you know your Duty ; for it hath 
been a known and eftabliflied rule above twenty years 
in England, that the firft advances have been con- 
ftantly made me by ail Indies who afpired to my ac- 
quaintance, and the greater their quality, the greater 
were their advances. Yet, I know not by what 
weaknefs, I have condefcended gracioufly to dif- 
penfe with you upon this important article. Though 
Mr. Gay will tell you that a namelefs perfon fent 
me eleven meffages t before I would yield to a vifit : 
I mean a perfon to whom he is infinitely obliged, for 
being the occafion of the happinefs he now enjoys 
under the protection and &vour of my Lord Duke 

and 

• la not this Letter like a labjiired attempt to tzj fomahing 
about nothing ? 

f He means Queen Caroline ; and her neglefl of 6^» which 
Etcommendcd him to the Duchefs of Qnecnlberry. WAitT^K. 

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196 LETTERS TQ AND 

and your Grace. At the fame time, I cannot for- 
bear telling you. Madam, that you are a little im-* 
perious in your manner of making your advances. 
You fay, perhaps you fhall not like me ; I affirm you 
are miilaken, v^hich I can plainly demonftrate ^ for I 
have certain intelligence, that another perfon <fiflikes 
me of late, T¥ith whofe likings yours have not for 
fome time pafl: gone together. However, if I (hall 
once have the honour to attend your Grace, I will 
out of fear and prudence appear as vain as I can, 
ihat I may not know your thoughts of me. This is 
your own dire&ion, but it was needlefs. For Dio- 
genes himfelf would be vain, to have received the 
honour of being one moment of his life hi the thoughts 
of your Grace. 



LETTER LII.* 

Dublin, April 13, 1 730-1. 

X70UR fituation is an odd one ^ the Duchefs is your 
Treafurer, and Mr. Pope tells me you are the * 
Duke's. And I had gone a good way in fome Verfes 

on 

* One might imagiuc thefe Letters to Gaj were written on 
purpofe to be ihewn to the Duchefs. Her Grace, indeed, is 
much more the time of them, than Gay, Of the language, I 
ihall fay nothing. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 197 

on that occafion, prefcribing leflbns to direft your 
condud, in a negative way, not to do fo and fo, etc# 
like other Treafurers; how to deal with Servants, 
Tenants, or neighbouring Squires, which I take to be 
Courtiers, Parliaments, and Princes in alliance, and 
fo the parallel goes on, but grows too long to pleafe 
mc : I prove that Poets are the fitteft perfons to be 
treafurers and managers to great perfons, from their 

virtue aftd contempt of money, etc. ^Pray, why 

did you not get a new heel to your fhoe ? unlefs you 
would make your court at St. James's by affe&ing to 

imitate the Prince of Lilliput. ^But the reft of your 

letter being wholly taken up in a very bad chara&er 
of the Duchefs, I (hall fay no more to you, but ap* 
ply myfelf to her Grace. 

Madam, fince Mr. Gay affirms that you love to 
have your own way, and fince I have the fame per- 
feftion ; I will fettle that matter immediately, to pre- 
vent thofe ill confequences he apprehends. Your 
Grace fhall have your own way, in all places except 
your own houfc, and the domains about it. There^ 
and there only, I exped: to have mine, fo that you 
^ have all the world to reign in, bating only two or 
three hundred acres, and two or three houfes in town 
and country. I will likewife, out of my fpecial grace, 
certain knowledge, and mere motion, allow you to be 
in the right againft all human kind, except myfelf, and 
to be never in the wrong but when you differ from me. 

o 3 You 



198 LETTERS TO AND 

You fhall have a greater privilege in the third article 
of fpeaking your mind ; which I (hall gradoufly allow 
you now and then to do even to myfelf, and only 
rebuke you when it does not pleafe me. 

Madam, I am now got as far as your Grace's letter, 
which having not read this fortnight, (having been 
out of town, and not daring to truft myfelf v^ith the 
cSirriage of it,) the prefumptuous manner in which you 
begin had flipt out of my memory. But I forgive 
you to the feventeenth line, where you begin to 
banifli me for ever, by demanding me to anfwer all 
the good Charafter fome partial friends have given 
me. Madam, I have lived fixteen years in Ireland, 
^ ith only an intermiflion of two fummers in England ; 
and confequently am fifty years older than I was at 
the Queen's death, and fifty thoufand times duller, 
and fifty million times more peevilh, perverfe, and 
morofe ; fo that under thefe difadvantages I can only 
pretend to excel all your other acquaintance about 
fome twenty bars* length. Pray, Madam, have you 
a clear voice? and will you let me fit at your left 
hand at leaft within three of you, for of two bad 
ears, my right is the befl ? My Groom tells me that 
he likes your park, but your houfe is too little. Can 4 
the Parfon of the parifh play at back-gammon, and 
hold his tongue ? is any one of your wonfen a good 
nurfe, if I ihould fancy myfelf fick for four and 
twenty hours ? how many days will you maintain me 
and my equipage? When thefe preliminaries are 

fettled, 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 199 

fettled, I muft be very poor, very fick, or dead, or 
to the lad degree unfortunate, if I do not attend you 
at Aimfbury. For, I profefs, you are the firft Lady 
ihat ever I defired to fee, fince the firft of Auguft 
1714 *, and I have forgot the date when that defiref 
grew ftrong upon me, but I know I was not then in 
England, elfe I would have gone on foot for that 
happinefs as far as to your houfe in Scotland. But 
I can foon recoUedb the time, by afking fome Ladies 
here the month, the day, and the hour when I began 
to endure their company ; which, however, I think was 
a fign of my ill judgment, for I do not perceive they 
mend in any thing but envying or admiring your 
Grace. I diflike nothing in your letter but an affefted 
apology for bad writing, bad fpelling, and a bad pen^ 
which you pretend Mr. Gay found fault with j where- 
in you affront Mr. Gay, you affront me, and you 
affront yourfelf. Falfe fpelling is only excufeable in 
a Chamber-maid, for I would not pardon it in any of 

your Waiting- women. ^Pray God preferve your 

Grace and family, and give me leave to expeft that 
you will be fo juft to remember me among thofe who 
have the greateft regard for virtue, goodnefs, pru- 
dence, courage, and generofity ; after which you muft 

conclude 

• 'ITic day on which Qjjcen Anne died, when all his hopes of 
more preferment were loft. Warton. 

f Swifty with all his affeded independence^ had not forgot the 
language of a courtier. 

04 



aoo LETTERS TO AND 

conclude that I am, with the greateft refpeft and 
gratitude, Madam, your Grace's moft obedient and 
nioft humble fervant, etc. 

To Mr. Gay. 

I have juft got yours of February 24, with a poft^ 
fcript by Mr. Pope. I am in great concern for him j 
I find Mr. Pope dictated to you the firft part, and 
with great difficulty fome days after added the reft* 
I fee his weaknefs by his hand-writing. How much 
does his philofophy exceed mine ? I could not bear to 
fee him : I will write t6 him foon. 



LETTER LHI. 

Dublin, June 299 1731, 

•pVER fince I received your letter, I have been upon 
a balance about going to England, and landing 
at Briftol, to pafs a month at Aimfbury, as the 
Duchefs hath given me leave. But many difHculties 
have interfered : firft I thought I had done with my 
law-fuit, and fo did all my lawyers : but my adver- 
fary, after being in appearance a Proteftant thefc 
twenty years, hath declared he alfo was a Papift, and 
confequently, by the law. here, cannot buy nor (I 

think) 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. aoi 

think) fell ; To that I am at fea again, for almoft all 
I am worth. But I have (till a worfe evil ; for the 
giddineis I was fubjed to, inftead of coming feldom 
and violent, now conftantly attends me more or iefs, 
though in a more peaceable manner, yet fuch as will 
not qualify me to live among the young and healthy : 
and the Duchefs in all her youth, fpirit, and grandeur, 
will make a very ill nurfe, and her women not much 
better. Valetudinarians mud live where they can 
command, and fcold ; I muft have horfes to ride, I 
muft go to bed and rife when I pleafe, and live where 
all mortals are fubfervient to me. I mufl talk non^ 

■ 

fenfe when I pleafe, and all who are prefent muft 
commend it. I muft ride thrice a week, and walk 
three or foiu^ miles, beHdes, every day. 

I always told you Mr. — was good for nothing 
but to be a rank Courtier. I care not whether he 
ever writes to me or no. He and you may tell thig 
to the Duchefs, and I hate to fee you charitable, and 
fuch a cully, and yet I love you for it, becaufe I am 
one myfelf. 

You are the fillieft lover in Chriftendom ; if you 
like Mrs. — — , why do you not command her to take 
you ? if (he does not, fhe is not worth purfuing ; you 
do her too much honour ; flie hath neither fenfe nor 
tafte, if (he dares to refufe you, though fhe had ten 
thoufand pounds. I do not remember to have told 
^ou of thanks that you have not given, nor do I un- 

derfland 



202 LETTERS TO AND 

derftand your meaning, and I am fure I had never the 
lead thoughts of any myfelf. If I am your friend, it is 
for my own reputation, and from a principle of felf* 
love, and 1 do fometimes reproach you for not 
honouring me by letting the world know we are 
friends. 

I fee very well how matters go with the Duchefs in 
regard to me. I heard her fay *, Mr. Gay, fill your 
letter to the Dean, that there be no room for me, the 
frolic is gone far enough, I have writ thrice, I will do 
no more ; if the man has a mind lo come, let him 
come J what a clutter is here ? pofitively I will not 
write a fyllable more. She is an ungrateful Duchefs, 
confidering how many adorers I have procured her 
here, over and above the thoufands (he had before. — 
I cannot allow you rich enough till you are worth 
7000 /. which will bring you 300 /. per annum^ and 
this will maintain you, with the perquifite of fpunging 
while you are young, and when you are old will 
afford you a pint of port at night, two fcrvants, and 

an old maid, a little garden, and pen and ink^ 

provided you live in the country ^Have you no 

fcheme 

• Warton fays, " There is cxquifite humour and pleafantry iq 
the affcAcd bluntncfs of this Letter, and the elegant complimcnta 
paid under the appearance of rudenefs ; that P'oiturc has nothing 
more delicate ; that Waller's to SaccharifTa on her marriage, is in 
the fame ftrain, and is a mafter-picce of panegyric under the 
appearance of fatire." My opinion is totally different. The reader 
muft determine, if he can bear to read it through. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 203 

fcheme either in verfe or profe ? The Duchefs ihould 
keep you at hard meat, and by that means force you 
to write ; and fo I have done with you. 

Madam, 
Since I began to grow old, I have found all ladies 
become inconfiftent without any reproach from their 
confdence. If I wait on you, I declare that one of 
your women (whichever it is that has defigns upon 
a Chaplain) muft be my nurfe, if I happen to be iick 
or peevifh at your houfe, and in that cafe you muft 
fufpend your dommeering claim till I recover. Your 
omitting the ufual appendix to Mr. Gay's letter hath 
done me infinite mifchief here ; for while you con- 
tinued them, you would wonder how civil the Ladies 
here were to me, and how much they have altered 
frnce. I dare not confefs that I have defcended fo 
low as to write to your Grace, after the abominable 
negled you have been guilty of; for if they but 
fufpefted it, I Ihould lofe them all. One of them, 
who had an inkling of the matter (your Grace will 
hardly believe it) refufed to beg my pardon upon her 
knees, for once negledKng to make my rice-milk.-^ 
Pray, confider this, and do your duty, or dread the 
confequence. I promife you fhall have your will fijc 
minutes every hour at Aimfbury, and feven in Lon* 
don, while I am in health : but if I happen to be fick, 
I muft govern to a fecond. Yet, properly fpeaking, 
there is no man alive with fo much truth and refpeA 
your Grace's moft obedient and devoted fervant. 



204 LETTERS TO AND 



LETTER LIV. 

[It is thought proper to fubjoin the very laft Letter 
our Author ever wrote to Dr. Swift.] 

Deaieft Sir, Ma^ 17, ly^^. 

ipvERV time I fee your hand, it is the greateft 
fatisfa&ion that any writing can give me ; and 
I am in ptx>pQrtion grieved to find, that feveral of 
my Letters to teftify it to you, milcarry ; and you a(k 
me the fame qucftions again, which I prolixly have 
anfwered before. Your laft, which was delivered me 
by Mr. Swift, enquires where and how is Lord Bo* 
lingbroke * ? who, in a paragraph in my laft, under his 
own hand, gave you an a^ccount of himfelf j and I 
employed almoft a whole letter on his affairs after* 
wards. He has fold Dawley for twenty-fix thoufand 
pounds, much to his own fatisfa^ion f. His plan of 

life 

* In Coxe^s Memoirs the circumdance is Ihentioned of Boling* 
brokers ifitrodii6lion to George the Second. It was fuppofcd 
that Walpole was obliged to retire^ and that Bolingbroke at lad had 
fucceeded to that dation, for which all his life he had panted. This 
was his laft effort. He retired foon after to France again. 

-|- The following is Bolingbroke's account of the difficulties 
attending the fale of Dawley, of his diverdons, and political feo- 
timentSy abroad : 

figrcmont 1 ^^ j BOLIMQBROKE tO Sir W. WymDHAM. 
Papers. J 

"March the i6th, 1738, 

<* I anfwer your's of the 23d of laft month, and that of the 
7th. The former came to mj hand juft as I arrived at Aubigoy* 

where 






FROM BK. SWIFT, etc, 205 

Hfe is now a very agreeable one, in the fineft country 
of France, divided between ftudy and exerciie ; for 

he 



» ■ T* 



where I paiTed fome time in hunting, our woods being then im* 
pradicable, and not yet very dry. The other I found at my 
return home. I am obliged to youy my dear Sir WiUiam> ex*> 
tretneiy, for trying* with all the care and folicitude it has given 
jw, to procure me apurchafer for Dawley. My difappointment 
oa this head has vexed, as well as incon^moded me the more, 
becaufe I confefs to you I had never fuppofed that effedl could lie 
00 my hands, if ever my circumftances or iAclinaiioda fhould lead 
me to part with it at lofs. In this I have been much deceived,, 
and in this alone ; for I meafurcd the ftrength ^f my mind well 
enough, and find myfelf able to bear as well, nay better than I 
fappofed I (hould, any revolution of fortune, and any change in 
my form of life. This form of life would be the fame as it has 
been, and as good as I delire it, if even now I coUld get a tole* 
nblc price for Dawley, and help my revenue by fome annuities 
lor my Lord St. John's life. If I cannot fell it fo, I muft fell it 
tt an intolerable price, and in another form, concerning which 
you will fee what I wnte to Mr. Corry ; and in this cafe I have 
nothing hard to do, in order to conform myfelf to fuch circum^ 
ftaoces. An uncertain iiate, a flate of expedients, is the only 
ibte I cannot bear : in any decided ftate of fortune I know how 
j to be happy. You pulhed your converfation with the Chancellor 
hr enough, and could do no otherwife than to drop it, iince he 
had dropped it. What turn young Dod, or his truftees, may 
take, I know not : but I fee Mr. Corry hopes, fome way or 
other, to deliver me out of this incumbrance, and I wi(h his 
induftry and facility may fucceed. If they do fo, my party will 
be taken chat inftant, conformably to the event ; and when it is fo, 
1 will inform you of it. I hope you are before now quite free 
from the gout ; and if you have better health after it, which often 
happens, I rejoice very much ; for you canoot be more fenfible of 
uy advantage that accrues to yourfelf, than I am. As to the 
jealoufies and fufpicions that abound, there is no room to be fur* 
prifed at them, even fuppofing them void of all real foundation, 
M yott fay you think them. Parties, who fee oothing done, 

imagine 



2o6 LETTERS TO AND 

he (till reads or writes five or fix hours a day, and 
generally hunts twice a week. He has the whole 

toreft 



imagine always that their leaders are doing fomething they do not 
fee* One of thefe two confequenccs naturally and generally fol- 
lows : if it appears, after fonne time, that nothing at all was doing, 
no meafures taking, nor opportunity of afting with better cfFtd 
preparing, they fall from jealonfy and fufpicion into defpondcncy; 
if the contrary appears, they aflume greater fpirit, and the next 
time they are put upon adion, and are prepared to have lefs jea- 
loufy, and fufpicion, and impatience ; the next time they are reduced 
to inadlivity* 

*< It it true I have ncTer laid afide the dtBgn I formed, fome 
years ago, of tranfmitting to pofterity, in a Work addreffed to 
you, the courfe of events, and the fecKt councils, deftgns, and 
motives that were the fpringrs of them, from the death of Charles 
the Second of Spain, to that of our good and gracious Miftrefs ; 
but it is true likewife, that I have been difappointed of feverat 
helps neceffary to make this work worthy of you, and, if I may- 
fay fo, of myfelf. One particttkrly I had fccured, by which I 
fhould have been able to repair the K)fs of many papers, and to 
have developed dearly and authentically fome principal points that 
have been kept much in the dark, or have been mo^ falfcly repre- 
fented. I cannot explain to you by Letter what this particular 
help was : but you may guefs perhaps ; you, who know fo well 
how wide the efie6ts of changes in Courts fpread, and to how 
many private as well as public circumflances they extend. I fay, 
however, on this occaiion, what was faid on another, and apply 
to the perfc6Uon of fuch a work as I have meditated, what has 
been applied to the perfe^ion of condu£^ in life, '* EJl quodam 
prodire tenui fi non daiur ultra,** Something I (hall be able to do* 
and fomething that I flatter myfelf will not only be confidcrable a| 
far as it may go, but will caft much light on the dark parts to 
which it may not reach. There are many things wherein I fhall 
occafionally give you the trouble of inquiring or colledling. Two 
or three I will mention here ; — ^a general ilate of the public 
revenue, as it ftood on the abdication of James the Second, and 
King William's acceffion, for I chink there was no public debt at 

that 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. fio; 

foreft of Fontainbleau at his command, with the King's 
ftables and dogs, &c. his Lady's fon-in-law being 
Governor of that place. She refides moft part of the 
year with my Lord, at a large houfe they have hired, 
and the reft with her daughter, who is Abbefs of a 
Royal Convent in the neighbourhood. 

I never faw him in ftronger health, or in better 
humour with his friends, or more indifferent and 
difpaflionate to his enemies. He is feriouily fet upon 
writing fome parts of the hiftory of his times, which 
he has begun by a noble introdudion, prefenting a 
view of the whole ftate of Europe, from the Pyrenean 
treaty. He has hence deduced a fummary fketch of 

the 



that time ; the fame general (late) as it flood at the acceiiion of 
Queen Anne> and a lUte of the national debt contra£^cd in her 
predcccffor's reign ; the fame general ftate, both of public revenue 
and public debts, as they ftood on the late King's accelSon. I 
have many other inquiries to make of you, which you (hall receive 
as occafion requires or oifers. I mention only thefe, as a fample 
of them. As foon as I can fix my retreat, and fecure my quiet, 
you will hear often from me oo fuch fubjects ; and greater retreat, 
and greater mediocrity, than 1 have been yet acquainted with, will 
htlp to advance the work I prcpofe to leave behind me, as a 
monument of my friendfhip for you, and a votive draught of great 
tranfadions, which I confccratc and hang up in the temple of 
Truth. Adieu, my friend. May health attend you ; and all the 
happinefs a man who loves his country can tafte, whilft lie beholds 
the true intcrefts of it dcftroycd by fome, neglcdlcd by others, 
and confequently facrificed by both to their avarice and ambition 
on one fide, to indolence, long views, and cunning, as this ftands 
diftinguifiied from wifdoro, on the other. 

" Receive the compliments of this houfe, in which two or three 
of your humble fervants are aflembled at this time. Make mine, 
as well as my wife^s, to all yours/' 



ao8 LETTERS TO AND 

the natural and incidental interefts of each kingdom^ 
and how they have yaried from, or approached to, 
the true politics of each, in the feveral adminiftrations 
to this time. The hiftory itfelf will be particular 
only on fuch hSts and anecdotes as he perfonally 
knew, or produces vouchers for^ both irom home 
and abroad. This ' puts into my mind to tell you a 
fear he expreifed lately to me, that fome fads in your 
hiftory of the Queen's laft years (which he read here 
with me in 1727) are not exa&ly ftated, and that he 
may be obliged to vary from them, in relation, I believe^ 
to the conduft of the Earl of Oxford, of which great 
care furely fhould be taken. And he told me, that 
when he faw you in 1727, he made you obferve them, 
and that you promifed you would take care. 

We very often commemorated you during the five 
months we lived together at Twickenham. At which 
place could I fee you again, as I may hope to fee him, 
I would envy no country in the world ; and think not 
Dublin only, but France and Italy, not worth the 
vifiting once more in my life. The mention of tra- 
velling introduces your old acquaintance Mr. Jervas, 
who went to Rome and Naples purely in fearch of 
health. An afthma has reduced his body, but his 
fpirit retains all its vigour : and he is returned, de- 
claring life itfelf not worth a day's journey, at the 
ezpence of parting from one's friends. 

Mr. Lewis every day remembers you. I lie at his 
houfe in town. Dr. Arbuthnot's daughter does not 

8 degenerate 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 1109 

degenerate from the humour and goodnefs of her 
father. I love her much. She is like Gay, very idle, 
very ingenious, and inflexibly honed. Mrs. Patty 
Blount is one of the moft confiderate and mindful 
women in the world towards others, the leaft fo in 
regard to herfelf. She fpeaks of you conftantly. I 
fcarce know two more women worth naming to you ; 
the reft are ladies, run after mufic, and play at 
cards. 

I always make your compliments to Lord Oxford 
and Lord Mafliam, when I fee them. I fee John 
Barber feldom : but always find him proud of fome 
letter from you. 1 did my beft with him, in behalf 
of one of your friends, and fpoke to Mr. Lyttelron • 
for the other ; who was more prompt to catch, than 
I to give fire, and flew, to the Prince that inftant, 
who was as pleafed to pleafe me. 

You a(k me how I am at Court ? I keep my old 
walk, and deviate from it to no Court. The Prince 
ihews me a diftinSion beyond any merit or pretence 
on my part ; and I have received a prefent from him 
of fome marble heads of poets for my library, and 
fome urns for my garden. The minifterial writers 
rail at me ; yet I have no quarrel with their matters, 
nor think it of weight enough to complain of them : 

I am 

* Lyttelton was Secretary to the Prince. Pope hai mentioned 
the great confidence between them, in hit Verfes : 
" What youth is that ?" Slc. 

VOL. IXp F 



flio LETTERS TO AND 

I am very well with the Courtiers I ever was, or would 
be acquainted with. At leaft they are civil to me ; 

■ 

which is all I alk from Courtiers, and all a wife man 
will exped from them. The Duchefs of Marlborough 
makes great court to me ; but I am too old for her, 
.mind and body ; yet I cultivate fome young people's 
friendfhip, becaufe they may be honeft men : whereas 
the old ones experience too often proves not to be fo ; 
I having dropped ten where 1 have taken up one, and 
I hope to play the better with fewer in my hand. 
There is a Lord Combury *, a Lord Polwarth t, a 
Mr. Murray {, and one or two more, with whom I 
would never fear to hold out againft all the corruption 
of the world. 

You compliment me in vain upon retaining my 
poetical fpirit \ I am finking fad into profe : and if 
I ever write more, it ought (at thefe years, and in 
thefe times) to be fomething, the matter of which 
will give a value to the work, not merely the manner. 

Since my proteft (for fo I call my Dialogue § of 
1738) I have written but ten lines, which I will fend 
you. They are an infertion for the next new edition 
of the Dunciady which generally is reprinted once in 
two years. In the fecond Canto, among the authors 
nrho dive in Fleet-ditchy immediately after Arnal^ 
verfe 300, add thefe : 

Next 

* Son of the Earl of Clarendon » before fpoken of. 
f Afterwards Earl of Marchmont. Wartoh. 

% The late Lord Chief Juftice Mansfield. Wartos. 

\ Epilogue to the Satires* 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 211 

Next plung*d a feeble, but a defp'rate pack. 
With each a fickly brother, at his back*^; 
Sons of a day ! juft buoyant on the flood. 
Then numbered with the puppies in the mud. 
Afk ye their names ? I could as foon difclofe 
The names of thofe blind puppies, as of thofe. 
Fall by, like Niohe, her children gone. 
Sits mother 0/borne f , ftupified to (lone ; 
And needful Paxton J tells the world with tears, 
Thefe are, ah ! no ; thefe were my Gazetteers. 

Having nothing to tell you of my poetry, I come 
to what is now my chief care, my health and amufe- 
ment. The firft is better, as to head-achs ; worfe as;: 
to weaknefs and nerves. The changes of weather 
affeA me much, otherwife I want not fpirits, except 
when indigeftions prevail. The mornings are my 
life ; in the evenings I am not dead indeed, but fleep, 
and am ftupid enough. I love reading dill, better 
than ccmverfation : but my eyes fail, and at the hours 
when moft people indulge in company, I am tired, 
and find the labour of the pad day fufficient to weigh 
nie down. So I hide myfelf in bed, . as a bird in hi$ 
neft, much about the fame time, and rife and chirp 

the 

• The Gazetieeri were daily papers. They were printed oo one 
fide of a (heet, and the other fide fervcd for the paptF of the next 
day. 

f On>onie was the affumed name of the Publiftier of the 
Gaxetteer* 

X A Solicitor^ who procured and paid thofe writei^l. Mr. 
Pope's MS. note. The line is now, changed : 

And monumental brafg this record heart, 
Thefe are, 9cc. Wajhtqit. 

P 2 



217, LETTERS TO AND 

the earlier Jn the morning, I often vary the fcene 
(indeed at every' friend's call) from London to 
Twickenham ; or the contrary, to receive them, or 
be received by them. 

Lord.'Bathurft is ftill my conftant friend, and 
yours ; but his country-feat is now always in Glou- 
cefterfhire, not in this neighbourhood. Mf. Pul- 
tcney has no country-feat ; and in town I fee him 
feldom J but he always afks after you. In the fummer, 
X generally ramble for a month to Lord Cobham's, 
the Bath, or elfewhere. In all thefe rambles, my 
mind is full of you, and poor Gay, with whom I tra- 
veiled fo delightfully two fummers. Why cannot I 
crofs the fea ? The unhappieft malady I have to com- 
plain of; the unhappieft accident of my whole life, 
is that weaknefs of the breaft, which makes the pby- 
ficians of opinion that a ftrong vomit would kill me. 
I have never taken one, nor had a natural motion that 
way in fifteen years. I went, fome years ago, with 
Lord Peterborow about ten leagues at fea, purely to 
^ if I could fail without fea-ficknefs, and with no 
other view than to make yourfelf and Lord Boling- 
broke a vilit before I died. 

But the experiment, though almoft all the way near 

the coaft, had almoft ended all my views at once. 

Well then, I muft fubmit to live at the diftance which 

fiojTtune has fet us at : but my memory, my afifedHons, 

my efteem, are infeparable from you, and will, my 

4iaff iricnd, be for ever yours. 

P. S. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc, 215 

P. S. This I end at Lord Orrery's, in company 
with Dn King. Wherever I can find two or three 
that are yours, I adhere to them naturally, and by 
that title they become mine. I thank you for fending 
Mr. Swift to me j he can tell you more of me *. 



LETTER LV. 

FROM DR. SWIFT TO MR. GAY. 

Auguft 28, i73t. 
xrou and the Duchels ufe me very ill, for, I pro* 
fefs, I cannot diftinguifh the flyle or the hand- 
writing of either. I think her Grace writes more like 
you than herfelf, and that you wrijte more like her 
Grace than yourfelf. I would fwear the beginning 
of your letter writ by the Duchefs, though it is to 
pafs for yours ; becaufe there is a curfed lie in it^ 
that fhe is neither young nor healthy, and befides it 
perfe&ly refembles the part fhe owns. [ will like* 
wife fwear, that what I mufl fuppofe is written by the 
Duchefs, is your hand ; and thus I am puzzled and 

perplexed 

^ This 18 a moil interefting, kind, and fetifible Letter ; and 
fuch an account as this* of himfclf^ of his connedlions, habits, 
an4 iludieSj no one can read without kindncfs and fympathj. 

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«i4 LETTERS TO AND 

• 

perplexed between )X)u, but I will go on in the inno- 
cency of my own heart. I am got eight miles from 
our famous metropolis, to a country Parfon's, to 
whom I lately gave a City-living, fuch as an Englifli 
Chaplain would leap at. I retired hither for the 
public good, having two great works in hand : one 
to reduce the whole politenefs, wit, humour, and 
ftyle of England into a (hort fyftem, for the ufe of all 
perfons of quality, and particularly the maids of 
honour *. The other is of almoft equal importance ; 
I may call it the Whole Duty of Sa-vants, in- about 
twenty feveral ftations, from the fteward and waiting* 
woman down to the fcuUion and pantry-boy ^— I be* 
lieve no mortal had ever fuch fair invitations, as to 
be happy in the beft company of England ; I wifli I 
had liberty to print your letter with my own com- 
ments upon it. There was a f(?llow in Ireland, who 
from a fhoe-boy grew to be feveral times one of the 
chief governors, wholly illiterate, and with hardly 
common fenfe : a Lord Lieutenant told the firft King 
George, that he was the greateft fubjeft he had in 
both kingdoms ; and truly his charader was gotten 
and preferved by his never appearing in England, 
which was the only wife thing he ever did, except 

purchafing 

* WagRajfs Dialogues of Polite Converfailon^ publiflied in hit 
lifc-time. Warburtoh. 

' An impcrfc^l thing of this kind, called DireSions to ServanU 
in general, has been publiHied fince his death. Waubv&toh. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 21^ 

purchafing fixteen thoufand pounds a year. — —Why, 
you need not ftare : it is^ eafily applied : I nfiuft be 
abfent, in order 10 preferve my credit with her 
Grace— Lo, here comes in the Dachefs again (I, 
know her by her dd*s j but am a fool for difcbvcring 
my Art) to defend herfelf againft my conjedkure of 
what (he laid— Madam, I will imitate your Grace, 
and write to you upon the fame line. I own it is a 
bafe unromantic fpirit in me, to fufpend the honour 
of watting at your Grace's feet, till I can finifli a 
paltry law-fuit. It concerns indeed almoft all my 
whole fortune ; it is equal to half Mr. Pope's, and two^ 
thirds of Mr. Gay's, and about fix weeks* rent of 
your Grace's. This curfed accident hath drilled away 
the whole fummer. But, Madam, underfland one 
thing, that I take all your ironical civilities in a literal 
&nfe, and whenever I have the honour to attend 
you, (hall expe£t them to be literally performed* : 
though perhaps 1 fliall find it hard to prove your 
hand-writing in a Court of Juflice ; but that will not 
be much for your credit. How miferably haih your 
Grace been miftaken in thinking to avoid Envy by 
running into exile, where it haunts you more than 

ever 

* Nothing can fhcw fo clearly Swlfl's anxioiiR attention to the 
Great I as this, and indted all his Letters, With aflfe^ed preten- 
iions tg the character of coma)unly dcfpiling thofe whofe llationa 
were more exalted than his own, no man, confcious of great 
abilities and many virtues, ever exhibited fuch degrading obfc- 
^uicnce. 

P4 



Jie LETTERS TO AND 

ever it did even at Court ? Non te dvitasj rum Repa 
domus in exilium miferuni^ fed iu utrafque. So fays 
Cicero, (as your Grace knows,) or fo he might have 
£iid. 

I am told that the Craftfman in one of his papers 
is offended with the publifliers of (I fuppofe) the laft 
edition of the Dunciad ; and I was afked whether 
you and Mr. Pope were as good friends to the new 
difgraced pcrfon * as formerly ? This I knew nothing 
6f, but fuppofe it was the confequence of fom^. miff 
fake. As to writing, I look on you juft in the prime 
of life for it, the very feafon when jqdgment and in- 
rcntion draw together. But fchemes are perfeftly 
accidental f ; fome will appear barren of hints and 
matter, but prove to be fruitful ; and others the con- 
trary : and what you fay, is paft doubt, that every 
one can beft find hints for himfelf : though it is 
poffible that fometimes a friend may give you a lucky 
one juft fuited to your own imagination. But this is 
almoft paft with me : my invention and judgment are 
perpei ually at fifty-cuffs, till they have quite difabled 
each other ; and the mereft trifles I ever wrote are 
ferious philofophical lucubrations, in comparifon to 
what I now bufy myfelf about ; as (to fpeak in the 

« 

author's phrafe) the world may one day fee ^ 

• Bolingbroke. 

f As were the fubjeds of the Luinn, and Raffe of the Loci, 
and the Difpetifary. Warton. 

< His ludicrous predi£lion was, fince bis death, and very much 
to his diihonour, fcrioully fulfilled. Warburtoh. 



FROM DR, SWIFT, etc- 117 



LETTER L\a. 

Sq)tcmbcr lo, 1731. 

TF your ramble was on horfeback, I am glad of it 
on account of your health ; but I know your arts 
of patching up a journey between ftage-coaches and 
friends coaches : for you are as arrant a cockney 
as any hofier in Cheapfide. One clean ihirt with two 
cravats, and as many kandkerchiefs, make up your 
equipage ; and as for a night-gown, it is clear from 
Homer, that Agamemnon rofe without one. 1 have 
often had it in my head to put it into yours, that you 
ought to have fome great work in fcheme, which 
may take up feven years to finifli, befides two or 
three undertones, that may add another thoufand 
pound to your flock : and then I fhall be in lefs pain 
about you. I know you. can find dinners, but you 
love twelve-penny coaches too well, without confider- 
ing that the intereft of a whole thoufand pounds 
brings you but half a crown a-day. I find a greater 
longing than ever to come amongfl you ; and reafon 
good, when I am teazed with Dukes and DuchefTes 
for a vifit, all my demands complied with, and all 
excufes cut off. You remember, ** O happy Don 
" Quixote ! Queens held his horfe, and DuchefTes 
^* puUed off his armour," or fomething to that pur- 
pofe. He was a mean-fpirlted fellow } I can fay ten 

times 



2i8 LETTERS TO AND 

times more ; O happy, etc. fuch a Duchefs was de« 
iigned to attend him, and fuch a Duke invited him 
to command his Palace. Nam ijlos reges taieros me» 
mot are nolo^ bominum piendicabula : go read your 
Plautus, and obferve Strobilus vaporing after he had 
found the pot of gold.*'— I will have nothing to do 
with that Lady : 1 have long hated her on your ac- 
count, and the more, becaufe you are fo forgiving 
as not to hate her ; however, (he has good qualities 
enough to make her efteemed; but not one grain 
of feeling. I only wifli ihe were a fool. — ^I have 
been feveral months writing near five hundred lines 
on a pleafant fubjeft, only to tell what my friends 
and enemies will fay on me after I am dead \ I (hall 
finifh it foon, for I add two lines every week; and 
blot out four, and alter eight. I have brought in 
you and my other friends, as well as enemies and 
detraftors.— It is a great comfort to fee how cor- 
ruption and ilUconduft are inftrumental in uniting 
virtuous perfons and Lovers of their country of all 
denominations : Whig and Tory, High and Low- 
church, as foon as they are left to think freely, all 
joining in opinion. If this be difaffedion, pray God 
fend me always among the difaffefled ; and \ heartily 

wiih 

• • 

^ This has been publlfhed, and is amongft tlie bed cf his 
Poems. Wahburtok. 

Verfes on his own Death : in which, fpeaking of the iniprefiioa 
his death will make amon^jr his friends, he fays, 

" Poor Pope will grieve a month,— : Gay, 
A week,-p^and Arbuthooti a day." 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 219 

wilh you joy of yorft- fcurvy treatment at Court, 
which hath given you leifure to cultivate both public 
and private Virtue, neither of them likely to be foon 
met with within the walls of St. Jameses or Weft- 
minfter.— But I muft here difmifs you, that I may 
pay my acknowledgments to the Duke for the great 
honour ha hath done me. 

My Lord, 
I could have fwom that my Pride would be always 
able to preferve me from Vanity ; of which I have 
been in great danger to be guilty for fomc months 
paft, firft by the conduft of my Lady Duchefs, and 
now by that of your Grace, which had like to finifh 
the work; and I fhould have certainly gone about 
fliewing my letters under the charge of fecrecy to every 
bkib of my acquaintance ; if I could have the lead 
hope of prevailing on any of them to believe that a 
man in fo obfcure a comer, quite thrown out of the 
prefent world, and within a few fteps of the next, 
fliould receive fuch condefcending invitations from 
two fuch perfons to whom he is an utter ftranger, 
and who know no more of him than what they have 
heard by the partial reprefentations of a friend. But 
in the mean time, I muft defire your Grace not to 
flatter yourfelf, that I waited for Your Confent to 
accept the invitation. I muft be ignorant indeed 
not to know, that the Duchefs, ever lince you met, 
bath been moft politic kly employed in encreafing 

thofe 



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220 LETTERS TO AND 

thofe forces, and iharpening thofe arms with which 
fhe fubdued you at firft, and to which, the braver 
and the wifer you grow, you will more and more 
fubmit. llius I knew myfelf on the fecure fide, and 
it was t mere piece of good manners to infert that 
claufe, of which you have taken the advantage. But 
as I cannot forbear informing your Grace, that the 
Duchefs's great fecret in her art of government, hath 
been to reduce both your wills into one ; fo I am 
content, in due obfervance to the forms of the 
world, to return my moft humble thanks to your 
Grace for fo great a favour as you are pleafed to 
offer me, and which nothing but impoilibilities (hall 
prevent me from receiving, fince I am, with the 
greateft reafon, truth, and refpeft. 

My Lord, 

Your Grace's moft obedient, etc^ 

Madam, 
I have confulted all the learned in occult fciences 
of my acquaintance, and have fate up eleven nights 
to difcover the meaning of thofe two hieroglyphical 
lines in your Grace's hand at the bottom of the 
laft Aimft)ury letter, but all in vain. Only *ds 
agreed, that the language is Coptic, and a very 
profound Behmift affures me, the ftyle is poedc, 
containing an invitation from a very great perfon of 
the female fex to a ftrange kind of man whom ihe 
never faw } and this is all I can find, which, after 

fo 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 221 

fo maoy former invitations, will ever confirm me in 
that relpcQ, wherewith I am. 

Madam, 

Your Grace's moft obedient, etc. ♦ 






LETTER LVn. 
MR. GAY TO DR. SWIFT. 

December i, 1731. 

TTOU ufed to complain that Mr. Pope and I would 
not let ' you fpeak : you may now be even with 
me, and take it out in writing. If you don't fend to 
me now and then,, the poft-office will think me of 
no conlequence, for I have no correfpondent but 
you. You may keep as far from us as you pleafe, 
you cannot be forgotten by thofe who ever knew you, 
and therefore pleafe me by fometimes {hewing that I 
am not forgot by you. I have nothing to take me 
off from my friendfliip to you : I feek no new ac- 
quaintance, and court no favour; I fpend no (hiU 
lings in coaches or chairs to levees or great vifits, 
and, as I don't want the afllftance of fome that I for- 
merly converfed with, I will i^ot fo much as feem to 

feek 

* After what has been before faid, nothing need be added 
refpefUng Swift'« Lettera to the Duh aad Duchefi. 

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222 LETTERS TO AND 

feek to be a dq)endant. As to my ftudies, I have 
not been entirely idle, though I cannot fay that I 
have yet perfeded any thing. What I have done is 
fomething in the way of thofe fables I have already 
publifhed *. All the money 1 get is oy faving, fo that 
by habit there may be fome hopes (if I grow richer) 
of my becoming a mifen All mifers have their ex- 
cufes ; the motive to my parfimony is independence. 
If I were to be reprefented by the Duchefs (Ihc is 
fuch a downright niggard for me), this charafter 
might not be allowed me ; but I really think I am 
covetous enough for any who lives at the court- 
end of the town, and who is as poor as myfelf : 
for I don't pretend that I am equally faving with 
S— ^ — ^k. Mr. Lewis defired you might be told that 
he hath five pounds of yours in his hands, which he 
fancies you may have forgot, for he will hardly 
allow that a Verfe-man can have a juft knowledge of 
his own affairs. When you got rid of your law- 
fuit, I was in hopes that you had got your own, 
and was free from every vexation of the law; 
but Mr. Pope tells me you are not entirely out 
of your perplexity, though you have the fecurity 
how in your own poffeffion; but flill your cafe 
is not fo bad as Captain Gulliver's, who was 
ruined by having a decree for him with cofts. I 
have had an injun&ion for me againft pirating book- 
fellers, which I am fure to get nothing by, and 

will, 

* The fecond Fart of his Fables. 



. FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 223 

will, I fear, in the end drain me of fome money. 
When I began this profecution, I fancied there 
would be fome end of it ; but the law flill goes on, 
and 'tis probable I ihall fome time or other fee an 
Attorney's bill as long as the Book. Poor Duke 
Difoey is dead, and hath left what he had among 
his friends, among whom are Lord Bolingbroke, 
500/. Mr. Pelham, 500 /. Sir William Wyndham's 
youngeft fon, 500/. Gen. Hill, 500/. LordMaflam's 
Ion, 500 A 

You have the good wiflies of thofe I converfe with ; 
they know they gratify me, when they remember you ; 
but I really think they do it purely for your own fake. 
I am fatisfied with the love and friendlhip of good men, 
and envy not the demerits of thofe who are mod con- 
fpicuoufly diftinguiflied. Therefore, as I fet a juft 
value upon your friendfliip, you cannot pleafe me 
more than letting me now and then know that 
you remember me (the only fatisfa£tion of diflant 
fnends !) 

P. S. Mr. Gay's is a good letter, mine will be a 
very dull one ; and yet what you will think the worft 
of it, is what (hould be its excufe, that I write in a 
head-ach that has lafted three days. I am never ill but 
I think of your ailments, and repine that they mutu- 
ally hinder our being together : though in one point 
I am apt to differ from you, for you fhun your 
friends when you are in thofe circumft^nces, and I 
defire them ; your way is the more generousi mine 

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the more tender. Lady • took your letter very 

kindly, for I had prepared her to expe£t no anfwer 
under a twelve-itionth i but kindnefs perhaps is a 
word not applicable to courtiers. However fhe is an 
extraordinary woman there, who will do you common 
juftice. For God's fake why all this fcruple about 
Lord B— — *s t keeping your horfes, who has a park ; 
or about my keeping you on a pint of wine a day ? 
We are infinitely richer than you imagine } John Gay 
fliall help me to entertain you, though you come like 

Kjng Lear with fifty Knights. ^Though fuch pro* 

fpefts as I wifh, cannot now be formed for fixing you 
with ur, time may provide better before you part 
again : the old Lord J may die, the benefice may drop ; 
or, at worft, you may carry me into Ireland. You 
will fee a work of Lord B ■ 's and one of mine ) 
which, with a juft negleft of the prefent age, confult 
only pofterity ; and, with a noble fcom of politics, 
afpire to philofophy. I am glad you refolve to med- 
dle no more with the low concerns aiid interefts of 
Parties, even of Countries (for Countries are larger 
Parties) ^id verum aique decensy curare^ et rogarCj 
nojlrumjiu I am much pleafed witiT your defign upon 
Rochefoucault's maxim, pray finifh it '. I am happy 

whenever 

* Howard. t Bolingbrokc* 

X Lord St. John, father of Bolingbroke, at this time of great 
age ; upon whofe death, a confiderable acccflion of income would 
devolve to Lord Bolingbroke. 

* The Poem on his own death, formed upon a maxim of 
Rochcfoucaulf. It is one of the beft of his performances, but 
very charadcriilic. War b u rto m. 



FROM DR. swift; etc. 215 

whenever you join our names together : fo would 
* Dr. Arbuthnot be, but at this time he can be pleafed 

vith nothing : for his darling fon is dying in all prQ- 

bability, by the melancholy account I received this 

morning. 
The paper you afk me about is of little value. It 

might have been a feafonable fatir^ upon the fc^ndal- 
ous language and paflion with which men of condition 
have ftoop'd to treat one another ; furely they facrifice 
too much to the people, when they facrifice their Own 
charaders, families, etc. to the diverfion of that rabble 
of readers, I agree with you in my contempt of moil 
popularity, fame, etc. even as a writer I am cool in 
it, and whenever you fee what I am now writing *, 
you'll be convinced I would pleafe but a few, and (if I 
could) make mankind lefs Admirers, and greater Rea- 
Ibners. I ftudy much more to render my own 
portion of Bebg eafy, and to keep this peevilh frame 
of the human body in good humour. Infirmities have 
not quite unmannM me, and it will delight you to 
hear they are not increafed, though not dimini(hed. 
I thank God, I do not very much want people to 
attend me, though my Mother now cannot. When 
I am fick, I lie down ; when I am better, I rife up : 
I am ufed to the head-ach, etc. If greater pains 
arrive (fuch as my late rheumatifm) the fervants bathe 

and 

* Thii was faid whilft he was employed on the ^fbj pn Man, 
«Q| yet pabli(bed| 1731. Waatd^*. 

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and plafter me^ of the furgeon fcaiifies me, and I 
bear it, becaufe 1 muft. Thi$ is the evil of Nature ^, 
not of Fortune. I am juft now as veil as when you 
was here : I pray God you were no worfe. I fincerely 
wifh my life were paflfed near you, and, fuch as it is, I 

would not repine at it ^AU you mention remember 

yoU| and wiih you here. 



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LETTER LVIIL 

DR. SWIFT TO Mft. GAY. 

Dublin, May ^ i^jf. 

r AM now as lame as when you writ your letter, and 
almoft as lame as your letter itfelf, for want of 
that limb from my Lady Duchefs, which you pro* 
mifed, and without which I wonder how it could 
limp hither. I am not in a condition to make a true 
ftep even on Aimibury Downs, and I declare-4bat a 
Qorporeal falfe ftep is worfe than a polidcal one ; nay 
worie than a thoufand political ones, for which I 
appeal to Gouits and Minifters, who hobble on and 
fthfytr^ wMiout the fenfe of feeling. To talk of 

riding 

* Wben we wet Vesdy to blsrae Pope's extreme brntsiHitff 
Ir eurig l W. to rencmber the natural effe6U of fuoh infimiitiei altl 
was deftined, from youth to age, to ftniggle with. 



PROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 227 

riding and walking is infuhing me, for I can as foon 
fly as do either. It is your pride or lazinefs, more 
than chair-hire, that makes the town expenfive. No 
honour is loft by walking in the dark ; and in the 
day, you may beckon a black-guard-boy under a 
gate, near your vifiting-place, (experio crede) fave 
eleven pence, and get a half a crown's worth of 
heahh. The worft of my prefent misfortune is, that 
I eat and drink, and can digeft neither for want of 
exerdfe ; and, to increafe my mifery, the knaves are 
fare to find me at home, and make huge void fpaces 
in my cellars. I congratulate with you, for lofing 
your Great acquaintance ; in fuch a cafe, philofophy 
teaches that we muft fubmit, and be content with 
good ones. I like Lord Combury's refufing his pen« 
fion, but I demur at his being ele£ted for Oxford ; 
which, I conceive, is wholly changed ; and entirely 
devoted to new principles ; fo it appeared to me the 
two laft times I was there. 

I find by the whole caft of your letter, that you 
are as giddy and volatile as ever, juft the reverfe of 
Mr. Pope, who hath always loved a domeftic life 
from his youth. I was going to wifli you had fome 
little place that you could call your own, but I pro« 
fels I do not know you well enough to contrive any 
one fyftem of life that would pleafe you. You pre* 
tend to preach up riding and walking to the Duchefs, 
yet, from my knowledge of you after twenty years, 
you always joined a violent defire pf perpetually flitfu 



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ing places and company, wiih a rooted lazdnefs, and 
an utter impatience of fatigue. A coach and fix 
horfes is the utmofl: exerdfe you can bear, and this 
only when you can fill it with fuch company as is 
beft fuited to your tafte^ and how glad would you be 
if it could waft you in the air to avoid jolting ? while 
I, who am fo much later in life, can, or at leaft 
could, ride 500 miles on a trotting horfe. You 
mortally hate writing, only becaufe it is the thing you 
chiefly ought to do : as well to keq> up the vogue 
you have in the world, as to make you eafy in your 
fortune : you are merciful to every thing but money, 
your beft friend, whom you treat with inhumanity. 
Be aflured, I will hire people to watch all your mo- 
tionsx and to return me a faithful account. Tell me, 
have you cured your abfence of mind ? can you attend 
to trifles ? can you at Aimfbury write domeflic libels 
to divert the family and neighbouring fquires for five 
miles round * ? or venture fo far on horfeback, with* 
out apprehending a ftumble at every ftep ? can you 

* 

fet the footmen a laughing as they wait at dinner i 
and do the Duchefs's women admire your wit? in 
what efteem are you with the Vicar of the parilh? 
can you play with him at back-gammon? have the 
|^.mers found out that you cannot diflinguifh rye 
from barley, or an oak from a crab*tree ? You are 

fenfible 

^ ♦ We might form fomc opinion'of the tqjiioi the day, when 
ft vMXi of genips'^was 'expedcd to write D6nfenfe» •" to divert the 
^^tres five miles round>" and << Xs> fet the footmen a laughing ! !" 



FROM DR. SWIFT, «c. Mgr 

fenfible that I know the full extent of your country 
ftill is in fiihing for Roaches, or Gudgeons at the 
higheft. 

I love to do you good ofGces with your friends, 
and therefore defire you will fliew this letter to the 
Duchefs, to improve her Grace's good opinioa of 
your qualifications, and convince her how ufefiil you 
are like to be in the family. Hei; Grace ihall have 
the honour of my correfpondence again when fhe 
goes to Aimfbury. Hear a piece of Irifh news, I bu- 
ried the famous General Meredith's father laft nighf 
in my Cathedral; he was ninety-fix years old: fo 
that Mrs. Pope may live feven years longer. You 
&w Mr. Pope in health ; pray is he generally more 
healthy than when I was amongft you ? I wpuld know 
how your own health is, and how much wine you 
drink in a day ? My flint in company is a pint at 
noon, and half as much at night, but I often dine at 
home like a hermit, and then I drink littl^ or none at 
alL Yet I differ from you, for I would have fociety,, 
if I could get what I like, people of middle under- 

ftanding, and middle rank^ 

Adieu/ 



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LETTER LIX. 

Dublin, July xo, 173s. 

T MAD your letter by Mr. Ryres a long time after the 
date, for I fuppofe he flayed long in the \ay. 
I am glad you determine upon fomething ; there is 
no writing I efteem more than Fables, nor any thmg 
fo difficult to fucceed in, which however you have 
done excellently well, and I have often admired 
your happinefs in fuch a kind of poformances, which 
I have frequently endeavoured at in vain. I remem- 
ber I a&ed as you feem to hint ; I found a Moral firft 
and ftudied for a Fable, but could do nothing that 
pleafed me, and fo left off that fcheme for ever. I 
Yemember one, which was to rq>refent what fcoundrds 
arife in armies by a long War, wherein I fuppoled the 
Lion was engaged, and having loft all his animals 
of worth, at laft Serjeant Hog came to be Brigadier, 
and Corporal Ais a Colonel, etc. I agree with you 
likewife about getting fomething by the ftage, which, 
when it fucceeds, is the beft crop for poetry in £ng« 
land: but, pray take fome new fcheme, quite dif- 
ferent from any thing you have already touched. 
The prefent humour of the players, who hardly (as 
I was told in London) regard any new play, and 
your prefent iituatioa at the Court, are the difficulties 

to 



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FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. »3i 

« 

to be overeome ; but thofe drcumftances may have 
alt^ed (at leaft the former) fince I left you. My 
fcbeme was to pafis a mopth at Aimibury, and itken 
go to Twickenham, and live a winter between that 
and Dawley, and fbmetimes at Riikinsy ixdthont 

going to London, where I now can have no occa« 
iiopal lodgings: but I am not yet in any conclitioii 
for fuch removals. I would fajn have you get enough^* 
againft you grow old, to have two or three iervantf 
about you and a convenient houle* It is hard tQ 
want thoie/ubfidiajine^uti^ when a man grows har4 
to pleafe, and &w people care whether he be pleale4 
or no. I have a large houfe, yet I ihould hardly pre- 
vail to find one vifitor, if I were not able to hire him 
with a bottle of wine : fo that, when I am not abroad 
on horfeback, I generally dine alone, and am thanks 
ful, if a friend will pa& the evening with xpe. I am 
npw with the remainder of my pint before me, an4 
fo here's your health— -f-^and the fecpnd and chief 
is to my Tunbridge acquaintance, my Lady Duchei^ 
M ■■ and I tell you that I fear my Lord Bolingbroke 
and Mr. Pope (a couple of Philofophers) would 
ftarve me, for even of port wine I ihould reqtiire 
half a pint a day, and as much at night : and you 
were growing as bad, unleis your Duke and Duchefs 
have mended you. Your cholic is owing to intern^ 
perance of the philofophical kind ; you eat without 
care, and if you drink lels than I, you drink to^ 

QA little. 



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little. But your Inattention I cannot pardon, becaufe 
I imagined the caufe was removed, for 1 thought it 
lay in your forty millions of fchemes by Court-hopes 
and Court.fears. Yet Mr. Pope has the fame defeft, 
iand it is of all others the moft mortal to converfation ; 
neilher is my Lord Bolingbroke untinged with it : all 
for want of my rule, Vive la Bagatelle/ but the 
Doftor is the King of Inattention. What a vexatious 
life fliould I lead among you ? If the Duchefs be a 
reveufej I will never come to Aimfbury ; or, if I do, 
I will run away from you both, to one of her women, 
and the Iteward and chaplain. 

Madam, 

I mentioned fomething to Mr. Gay of a Tun« 
bridge-acquaintance, whom we forget of courfe ^heni 
we return to town, and yet I am aflured that if they 
meet again next fummer, they have a better title to 
refume their commerce. Thus I look on my right 
of corrfefponding with your Grace to be better efta- 
blifbed upon your return to Aimfbury ; and I (hall 
at this time defcend to forget, or at lead: fufpend 
iny refentments of your negle£): all the time you were' 
in London. I ftill keep in my heart, that Mr. Gay 
had no fooner turned his back, than you left xht 
place in this letter void which he had commanded 
you to fill : though your guilt confounded you fo far, 
"^hat you wanted prefence of mind to bk)t out the laft 

line. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 233 

line, vhere that command ftared you in the face. 
But it is my misfortune to quarrel with all my ac- 
quaintance, and always come by the worft ; and for« 
tune is ever againft me, but never lb much as by 
purfuing mc out of mere partiality to your Grace, for 
which you are to anfwer. By your connivance, fhe 
hath pleafed, by one ftumble on the flairs, to giv^ 
me a lamenefs that fix months hath not been able 
perfedly to cure ; and thus I am prevented from re« 
venging myfelf by continuing a month at Aimfbury, 
and breeding confiifion in your Grace's family. No 
difappointment through my whole life hath been fo 
vexatious by many degrees ; and God knows whether 
I fliall ever live to fee the invincible Lady to whom 
I was obliged, for. fo many favours, and whom I never 
beheld fince fhe was a bratt in hangmg-Heeves. I am^ 
and fhall be ever, with the greateft refped; and grati? 
tude, Madam, your Grace's moft obedient, and molt 
humble, etc* 



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LETTER LX. 

DubBny Auguft ia» 1732. 

T KNOW not what to fay to the account of your 
ftewardOiip, and it is monftrous to me that the 
South-fea * fhould pay half their debts at one clap. 
But I will fend for the money when you put me into 
the way, for I ihall want it here, my affairs being m 
a bad condition by the miferies of the kingdom, and 
my own private fortime being wholly embroiled, 
and worfe than ever ; fo that I fliall foon petition the 
Duchefs, as an objed of charity, to lend me three 
or four thoufand pounds to keep up my dignity. My 
one hundred pound will buy me fix hogfbeads of 
wine, which will fupport me a year ; prcvifa frugis 
iti annum Copia. Horace defired no more ; for I 
will conftruc frugis to be wine. You are young 
enough to get fome lucky hint which muil come by 

chance, 

^ Gajy as well as his friend Pope, ventured fonie money in 
the famous South*fea fcheme. And there was a print by Hcgarth^ 
reprefenting Pope putting one of his hands into the pocket of a 
large fat perfonage> who wore a hornbook at his girdle, defigned 
for a 6gure of Gay; and the hornbook had reference to his 
Fables, written for the young Duke of Cumberland. To fuch 
fubjefts it is to be wifhed that Hogarth had always confined the 
powers of his pencil* " His Sigifmunda^*^ fays Mr. Walpole, *« is 
a maudlin ftrumpet, juft turned out of keeping, and with eyes red 
with rage and ufquebaugh, tearing off the ornaments her keeper 
had given her. And. as to his fcene from Milton, Hell and 
Dtatb have loft their terrors ; and Sin is divcfted of all powers of 
temptation.'* Wai^tom. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 235 

chance, and it (hall be a thing of importance, quod 
it bunc in annum vivat et in plures\ and you fhall not 
finish it in hade, and it fhall be diverting, and ufefuUy 
fadrical, and the Duchefs Ihall be your critic ; and be^ 
twixt you and me, I do not find ihe will grow weary 
of you till this time feven years. I bad lately an offer 
to change for an Englifh living, which is juit too (hort 
1>y 300/. a-year : and that mud be made up out of the 
Duchefs's pin-money before I can confent. I want 
to be Minifter of Aimfbury, Dawley, Twickenham, 
Riikins, and Prebendary of Weftminfter, elfe I will 
not ftir a ftep, but content myfelf with making the 
Duchefs miferable three months next fummer. But 
I keep ill company : I mean the Ducheis and you, 
who are both out of favour ; and fo I find am I, by 
a few verfes wherein Pope and you have your paru# 
You hear Dr. D — ^y has got a wife with 1600/. a^ 
year ; I, who am his governor, cannot take one under 
two thoufand ; I wifh you would enquire of fuch a 
one in your neighbourhood. See what it is to write 
godly books ! I profefs I envy you above all men in 
England; you want nothing but three thoufand 
pounds more, to keep you in plenty when your friends 
grow weary of you* To prevent which laft evil at 
Aimlbury, you muft learn to domineer and be 
peevifh, to find fault with their victuals and drink, 
to chide and dired the ienrants, with fome other 
kflbns, which I Ihall teach you, and always pra&ifcd 

d myfelf 



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myfelf with fuccefs. I believe I formerly defired to 
know whether the Vicar of Aimfbury can play at 
back-gammon ? Pray alk him the queftion^ and give 
him my fervice* 

To the Duchess. 

Madam, 

I was the moft miwary creature in the world *, 

when, againft my old maxims, I writ firfl: to you f, 

upon your return to Tunbridge. I beg that this 

condefcenfion of mine may go no &rther, and that 

you 

* Oqc of the lafty and moft elegant compliments, which this 
(ngular Lady, after having been celebrated by fo many former 
Wits and Poets, received, was from the amiable Mr. WUliam 
Whitehead, in the third volume of his Works, p. 65, which 
compliment tmns, with a happy propriety, on the peculiar cir* 
cumftance of her Grace's having never changed her drefs, ac- 
cording to the fafhion, but retained that which had been in vogue 
when (he was a young beauty : 

Say, {hall a Bard, in thcfe late times. 

Dare to addrefs his trivial rhimes 

To her whom Prior, Pope, and Gay, 

And every Bard, who breathM a lay 

Of happier vein, was fond to chufe 

The Patronefs of levery Mufe ? • • - 

Say, can he hope that you, the theme 

Of partial Swift's fevere efteem, 

You, who have borne meridian rays, 

And triumphed in poetic bhze, 

Ev'ji vrith indulgence fhould receive 

The fainter gleams of ebbing eve ? Wartoit. 

f A Letter, from an original in her Grace'*s hand-writing, wifl 
be found in the laft Volume, to Martha Blount. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc, 237 

yoa will not pretend to make a precedent of it. I never 
knew any man cured of any inattention, although 
die pretended caufes were removed. When I was 
widi Mr. Gay laft in London, talking with him on 
feme poetical fubjeds, he would anfwer ; ^ Well, 
^ I am determined not to accept the employment 
(< of Gentkman-ttiher :" and of the fame difpofi. 
don were all my poedcal friends, and if you can- 
not cure him, I utterly defpair«— -As to yourfelf^ 
I will fay to you, (though comparifons be odious,) 
what I laid to the , that your qw^lity ihould be 

never any motive of efteem to me: my compliment 
was then loft, but it will not be fo to. you. For 
Iknow you more by any one of your letters, than 
I xottld by fix months converfing. Your pen is 
always more natural and fincere and unaffe£l:ed 
than your tongue; in writing, you are too lazy 
to give yburfelf the trouble of a£Ung a part, 
and have indeed aded fo indifcreetly that I 
have you at mercy; and although you ihould 
arrive to fuch a h^ght of immorality as to deny 
your hand, yet, whenever . I produce it, the world 
will. unite in fwearing this miift come from you 
only. 

1 will anfwer your (juefti^n. Mr. Gay is not dif- 
creet enough to live alcme, but he is too difcreet 
to live alone; and yet (unlefs you mend him) he 
iwll Uve alone 'even in your Grace's company. 

Your 



fl38 LETTERS TO AND 

Tour quarrelling vrhh each other upon the fnbjeft 
of bread and butter, is the mod ufaal thing in tlie 
world ; Parliaments, Courts, Cities, and Kingdooui 
quarrel for no other caufe; from hence, and from 
hence only, arife all the quarrels betvttn WI^ 
and Tory ; between thofe who are in the Miniftry, 
and thofe who are out; between all pretenders to 
employment in the Churchy the Law, and die 
Army : even the common proverb teaches you diis, 
when we fay, It is none of my hreaid and butter, 
meaning it is no bufmefs of mine. Therefore I de* 
fpair of any reconcilement between you till the 
affiur of bfead and butter be adjufted, wherein I 
would gladly be a mediators If Mahomet fliould 
come to the mountain, how happy would an ex* 
xellent Lady be who lives a few miles from this 
town ? As 1 was teHing of Mn Gay's way of living 
at Almfbury, fhe offered fifty guineas to have you 
both at her houfe for one hour over a bottle of 
Burgumly, which we were then drinking. To your 
qucHidi I anfwer, dnt your Grace flxMild pull me 
by the fleeve till you tore it off, and when joa 
laid yon were weary of me, I would prefoid to be 
deaf, and think (according to another proverb) d»t 
you tore my cloaths lo keep me from going*. I 

never 

* In the fame ftyle of caur^l^f which Pope frequeotly «fed 
whe^ he' wifhcd to gain particulaT norice from the Great. la a 

Letter 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. ^39 

never will believe one word you fay of my Lord 
Duke, unlefs I fee three or . four lines in his own 
band at the bottom of yours* I have a concern in 
the whole family, and Mr. Gay muft give me a par- 
ticular account of every branch, for I am not 
alhamed of you though you be Duke and Duchefs, 
though I hav€ been of others who are, etc. and I 
do not doubt but even your own fervants love you, 
even down to your pofUlIons } and when I come to 
Aimibury, before I fee your Grace I will have an 
hour's converfation with the Vicar, who will tell me 
bow famiUarly you talk to Goody Dobfon, and alt 
the neighbours, as if you were their equal, and that 
yoa were god^nother to her fon Jadcy. 

I am, and ihall be ever, with the greats re^ 
fpea. 

Tour Grace's moft obedient, etc. 



Letter to Dr. Sheridan, in 1719, we trace tlie fame mode of 
obliqnc advances, with the langaage of affeded pride : ** I ^oa!4 
prefaii my humble ferrice to Lady MountcaAel, but truly I. 
thought (he would have made iidvetncei to have been acquainted with 
mc, asjhcfrdendcd /** 



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LETTER LXL 

« 

Dublin, O&obet Sf ijsh 

T USUALLY write to friends after a paufe x>( a few 
weeks, that I may not intemipt them in better 
company, better thoughts, and better diveriions. I 
believe I have told you of a great man, who faxi to 
me, that be never once in his life received a good letter 
from Ireland ; for which there are reafons enough with- 
out affronting our underftandings. For there is not 
one perfon out of this country,^ who regards any events 
that pafs here, unlefs he hath an eftate or employment 
I - I cannot tell that you or I ever gave ttie leaft 
provocation to the prefent Miniftry, much lefs to the 
Court } and yet I am ten times more out of favour 
than' you. For my own part, I do not fee the politic 
of opening common letters, diredied to perfons gene- 
rally known; for a man's underftanding would be 
very weak to convey fecrets by the poft, if he knew 
any, which I declare I do not : and befides I think 
the world is already fo well informed by plain events, 
that I queftion whether the Minifters have any fecrets 
at all. Neither would I be under any apprehenix>n 
if a letter fhould ht fent me full of treafon ; becaufe 
I cannot hinder people from writing what they pleafe, 
nor fending it to me ; and although it fhould be dif- 
covered to have been opened before it came to my 

hand. 



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FROM DR. SWIFT, etc- 241 

hand, I would only bum it and think no funher. I 
approve of the fcheme you have to grow fomewhat 
richer, though I agree, you will meet with dtfcourage- 
meots ; and it is reafonable you ihould, confidering 
what kind of pens are at this time only employed and 
encouraged*. For you mud allow that the bad painter 
was in the right, who, having painted a cock, drove 
away all the cocks and hens, and even the chickens, 
for fear thofe who paffed by his (hop might make a 
comparifon with his work. And I will fay one thing 
in fpite of the Poft-ofBcers f, that fince Wit and Learn* 
ing began to be made ufe of in our kingdom^, they 
were never profefledly thrown afide, contemned and 
puniChed, till within your own memory ; nor Dulnefs 
and Ignorance ever fo openly encouraged and pro- 
moted. In anfwer to what you fay of my living 
among you. If I could do it to my eafe ; perhaps you 
have heard of a fcheme for an exchange in Berkfhire 
propofed by two of our friends ; but, befides the 
difficulty of adjufting certain circumdances, it would 
not anfwer. I am at a time of life that feeks eafe 
and independence ; you'll hear my reafons when you 
fee thofe friends, and I concluded them with faying; 

That 

* He probably alludes to tbe profeflTed patronage of Stephen 
Duck, by Queen Caroline, and the Court. 

f Pope and Swift were conftantly declaiming againft the Gen- 
tlemen of the Poft-office. Whether their obfervations virere true 
or not» we cannot fail to contrail the liberality of the pre&nt 
Conduf^qrt, and particolarly of the worthy Secretary i Mr. FrecUng* 
VOL. IX. R 



242 LETTERS TO AND 

That I would rather be a freeman among flaves, than 
a flave among freemen. The dignity of my prefent 
ftation damps the pertneTs of mferior puppies and 
fquires *, v;hich, without plenty and eafe on your fide 
the channel, would break my heart in a month. 

JMadam, 
See what it is to live where I do. I am utterly 
ignorant of that fame Strado del Poe ; and yet, if 
that Author be againft lending or giving money, I 
cannot but think 'him a >good Courtier; which, I am 
fure, your Grace is not, no not fo much as to be a 
maid of honour. For I am certainly informed, that 
you are neither a free-thinker, nor can fell bargains ; 
that you can neither fpell, nor talk, nor write, nor think 
like a Courtier ; that you pretend to be rcfpefted for 
qualities which have been out of fafhion ever (ince you 
were almoft in your cradle ; that your contempt for 
a fine petticoat is an infallible mark of difaffedion ; 
which is further confirmed by your ill-tafte for Wit, 
in preferring two old-faihioned poets before Duck or 
Cibber. Befides, you fpell in fuch a manner as no 
court-lady can read, and write in fuch an oM-fafhioned 

ftylc^ as none of them can underftand. You 

need not be in pain about Mr. Gay's flock of health. 

I promife 

* He could not Lave paid a higher compliment to the good 
fcnfe of the country. But what he paid in fervile adulation bimfelf, 
he expe£^ed to receive^ of he could not have mentioned, with fuch 
am air of fupMority, the picafurc of ** damping the pertnefs of 
irferior fuffUs and fpares P' 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 245 

I promlTe you he will fpend it all upon lazinefs, and 
run deep in debt by a winter's repofe in town ; there- 
fore I entreat your Grace will order him to move his 
chops lels and his legs more the fix cold months, elfe 
he will fpend all his money in phytic and coach-hire. I 
am in much perplexity about your Grace's declara- 
tion, of the manner in which you difpofe what yoa 
call your love and refpeft, which you fay are not paid 
to Merit but to your own Humour. Now, Madam^ 
my misfortune is, that I have nothing to plead but 
abundance of Merit, and there goes an ugly obferva- 
tion, that the HumoUr of ladies is apt to. change* 
Now, Madam, if I fhould go to Aimfbury, with a 
great load of Mbrit, and your Grace happen to be 
out of humour, and will not ptirchafe my merchan- 
dize at the price of " yopr refpect, the goods may be 
damaged, and nobody elfe will take them off my 
hands. Befides, you have declared Mr. Gay to hold 
the firft part, and I but the fecond ; which is hard 
treatment, fince I (hall be the neweft acquaintance by 
fome years ; and I will appeal to all the reft of your 
fex, whether fuch an innovation ought to be allowed?' 
I fliould be ready to fay in the common forms, that 
I was much obliged. to the Lady who Mifhed fee 
could give the bell living, etc. if I did not vehemently 
fufpeft it was the very fame Lady who fpoke many 
things to me in the fame ftyle, and alfo with regard 
to the gentleman at your elbow when you writ, whofe 
Dupe he was, as well as of her Wiiting-woman j but 

R. 2 they 



^44 LETTERS TO AND 

they were both arrant knaves, as I told him and a 
third friend, though they will not believe it to this 
day. I defire to prefent my mioft humble refpe&s to 
my Lord Duke, and with my heartieft prayer for the 
profperity of the whole family, remain 

Your Grace's, etc. 



m 



. LETTER LXn. 

* 

Xa MR. POPE. 

t>nblin, Jont T2, ^73^, 

T DOUBT, halHt hath little power to reconcile us with 
ficknefs attended by pain. With me, the lownefo 
of fpirits hath a moft unhappy effed ; X am grown leiii 
patient with folitude, and harder to be pkafed with 
company * } which I coiild formerly better d^eft^ when 

I could 

* Swift ka« bcaufifiiUy aiprdTed kit fecSngs of the mcreaf- 
mg forrowt of dccliftiiig age, in fait Letter to Mrs. Moore : 
^ God til his wffdom hath beco pleafed to )ofid our decUoing 
yean wkh many foflFeringftt with difeafet* >od decays of nature \ 
frith the death of many friends, and the ingratitude of more; 
fbioetimet with the lofs or diminution of our fortnnes» when onr 
infirmities rooft need them ; often with contempt from the world, 
smd always with negled from ity &c. ; with a want of reh(h for 
worldly enjoyments ; with a general diflike of peribns aod things ; 
and though thefe ar^very natural effeds of increafing year?, yet 
they were intcodedji by the Author of our heing» to wean us gia* 
dually from our fondnefs of life^ the ncam wc approach towarda 
the cad of it/' 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 145 

I could be eafier without it than at prefeaf. As to 

icxuling yoa any thing that I have written lin^e I left 

you (either Terfi: or psofe) I can only iay, that I have 

ordered by my WHl, that all my papers of any kind 

Ihall be delivered you to difpofe of as you pleafe. I 

have feveral things that I have had fdiemes to finifli, 

or to attempt]) but I very fiaoUfhly put off the ^oubk» 

as finners do their repentance ; for I grow every day 

more averfe from writing, which is very natural, aad^ 

when I take a pen, % to myfetf a thoufand times, 

wn'^ ianii. M to thofe papers of four or five 

years pad, that ^ou are pleafed to require foon^ 

they confiil of little accidental things* written in 

the country; family amufements, never intended 

further than to divert ourfelves and fome neigh« 

boun : or fome tScQtf of anger on Public Griev* 

ances here, which would be infignificant out of 

this kingdom* Two ojr three of us had a fancy, three 

years ago, to write a Weekly paper, and called it an 

Intelligencer. But it continued not long; for the 

whole Volume (it was reprinted in London, and, I, 

find^ you have feen it) was the work only of two, 

myfelf and Dr. Sheridan. If we could have got fome 

ingenious young man to have been the manager, who 

(hould have publiibed all that might be fent to him, 

it 

* Thefe were publifbed in their Mifcellanies ; and of maoy it 
were to be wiiked that they had never been kiM>wn beyond tl|S 
(xnall circle they were originally written to amufe. 

»3 



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LETTERS TO AND 



it might have continued longer, for there were hinl$ 

enough. But the printer here could not afford fucEt 

a young man one farthing for his trouble, the fale 

being fo fmall, and the price one halF-penny : and fa 

it dropt. In the Volume you faw (to anfwdr your 

queftions) the i, 3, 5, 7, were mme. Of the 8th I 

writ only the Verfes, (very uncorre£i, but againft a 

fellovr we all hated), the 9th mine, the loth only 

the Verfes, and of thofe not the four laft llovenly 

lines ) the 1 5th is a Pamphlet of mine printed before 

*rith Dr. Sh — 's • Prefece, merely for lazinefs, not to 

difappoint the town; and fo was the 19th, which 

contains only a parcel of hSts relating purely to the 

miferies of Ireland, and wholly ufelefs and unenter- 

taining. As to other things of mine fince I left you ; 

there are in profe a View of the State of Irdand ; a 

Projeft for eating Children ; and a Defence of Lord 

Carteret : in Verfe, a Libel on Dr. D — t and Lord 

Carteret ; a Letter to Dr. D — on the Libels writ 

againft him ; the Barrack (a (tolen Copy) ; the Lady's 

Journal J ; the Lady's Dreffing-room (a ftolen Copy); 

the Plea of the Damn'd (a ftolen Copy) ; all theCf 

have 

* Sheridan. 

f Dclany.—A very ludicrous Anfwer to this unmanly fcurrilily 
was written by Lady M. W. Montagu, It is not pubii{hcd» aod^ 
indeed has been properly fupprefied by the worthy Editor of her 
Works. 

i Pope fpeaks of this work in a Letter to Dr. Sheridan : '* I 
am much pleafed with mod of the Inteltsgenurs ; but I am a little 
piqued at the Author of them» for not once doing me the honour 
of a mention upon fo honourable an occaiion as being flandcred 
by the Dunces, together with my friend the Deau. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc- .247 

fca?e been printed in London. (1 forgpt to tell you 
that the Tale of Sir Ralph was fcnt from England,) 
Bcfidcs thefe, there are five or fix (perhaps more) 
Papers of Verfes writ in the North, but perfeft 
Family-things *, two or three of which may be toler- 
able ; the reft but indifferent, and the humour only 
local, and fome that would give offence to the times. 
Such as they are, I will bring them, tolerable or bad, 
if I recover this lamenefs, and live long enough to fee 
you ttther here or there. I forget again to tell you, 
that the Scheme of paying Debts by a Tax on Vices, 
18 not one fyllable mme, but of a young Clergyman 
whom I countenance; he told me it was built 
upon a paffage in Gulliver, where a ProjeSor hath 
fomcthing upon the fame Thought. This young 
Man t is the moft hopeful we have : a book of his 
Poems was printed in I-ondon ; Dr. D — is one of 
his Patrons: he is married and has children, and 
makes up about 100/. a-year, on which he lives de- 
cently. The utmoft ftretch of his ambition is, to 
gather up as much fuperfluous money as .wiU give 
him a fight of you, and half an hour of your pre- 

fence 1 

• A very excellent najnc for fuch fort of famil&r verfes, which 
never rife above daily topics, and the chat of the times. The 
greatcft part of Swift's poetry is of this kind. Wartoh. 

t His name was Pilkington, and he wa» hwfband of the Lady 
who wrote Memoirs of her own bfe. WARTQ^• . 

114 



548 LETTERS TO AND 

fence ; after which he will return home in full fatif- 
fadion, and in proper time die in peace. 

My poetical fountain is drained, and, I profefs, I 
grow gradually fo dry, that a Rhime with me is 
almoft as hard to find as a Guinea ; and even profe 
fpeculations tire me almoft as much. Yet I have a 
thing in profe, begun above twenty-eight years ago, 
imd almofl finifhed. It will make a four fhilling 
Volume, and is fuch a perfe£tion of folly, that you 
ftall never hear of it till It is printed, and then you 
fliall be left to guefs\ Nay I have another of the 
iame age, which will require a long time to perfeft, 
and is worfe than the former, in which I will ferve 
you the fame way. I heard lately from Mr. — , who 
promifes to be lefs lazy in order to mend his fortune. 
But women who live by their beauty, and men by 
their wit, are feldom provident enough to confider 
that both Wit and Beauty will go off with years, and 
there is no living upon the credit of what is paft. 

•I am in great concern to hear of my Lady Boling- 
broke's ill health returned upon her, and, I doubt, 
my Lord will find Dawley too folitary without her. 
In that, neither he nor you are companions young 
enough for me, and, I believe, the beft part of the 
reafon why men are laid to grow children when they 
are old, is becaufe they cannot entertain themfelves 
with thinking ; which is the very cafe of little boys 

and 

^ Polite CottfeHatioo. WAUBvuToir. 



PROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 249 

and girls, who love to be noify among their play, 
fellows. I am told Mrs. Pope is without pain, and I 
have not heard of a more gentle decay, without un- 
eaiinefs to herfelf or friends ; yet I cannot but pity 
you, who are ten times the greater fufferer, by har- 
mg the perfon you mod love, fo long before you, 
and dying daily ; and I pray God it may not affed 
your mind or your health. 



} Hi.. 



LETTER LXm. 

'MR. POPE TO DR, SWIFT. 

December 5, 173 a. 

T T is not a time to complain that you have not an- 
fwered me two letters (in the laft of which I was 
impatient under fome fears) : it is not now indeed a 
time to think of myfelf, when one of the neareft and 
longeft tyes I have ever had, is broken all dn a fud- 
den, by the unexpeded di^ath of poor Mr. Gay. An 
inflammatory fever hurried him out of this life in 
three days. He died lafl: night at nine o'clock, not 
deprived of his fenfes entirely at lafl, and poflefling 

theta 

' '^ On my dear friend Mr. Gay's death : received December 
** I5thy but not read till the 20th| by an impulfe, foreboding 
** fome Misfdrttfne." [This note is indorfed on the original Let* 
ter in Dr. Swift's hand.] Pope. 

8 



250 LETTERS TO AND 

them perfeftly rill within five hours. He afked of 

you a few hours before, when in acute torment by 

the inflammation in his bowels and breaft. His 

effefts are in the Duke of Queenfbury's cuftody. His 

fifters, we fuppofe, will be his heirs, who are two 

widows; as yet it is not known whether or no he left 

a will. Good God ! how often are we to die before 

we go quite oflf this ftage ? In every friend we lofc a 

part of ourfelves, and the bed part. God keep thofe 

we have left ! few are worth praying for, and one's 

felf the leaft of all. 

I Ihall never fee you now, I believe; one of your 

principal calls to England is at an end. Indeed he 

was the moft amiable by far, his qualides were the 

gentled ; but I love you as well and as firmly. Would 

to God the man we have lod had not been fo amiable^ 

nor fo good I but that's a wifli for our own fakes, not 

for his. Sure if Innocence and Integrity can d^fervc 

Happinefs, it mud be his. Adieu, I can add nothing 

to what you will feel, and diminifli nothing from it. 

Yet write to me, and foon. Believe no man now 

living loves you better, I believe no man ever did, 

than 

A. POPE. 

Dr. Arbuthnot, whofe humanity you know^ hear- 
tily commends himfelf to you. All pof&ble diligence 
and a£fe£tion has been fhewn, and continued attend- 
ance on this melancholy occafion. Once more adieu, 

and write to one who is truly difconfolate. 

Dear 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 251 

Dear Sir, 
I am forry that the renewal of our correfpondence 
fhould be upon fucb a melancholy occalion. Poor 
Mr. Gay died of an inflammation, and, I believe, at 
iail a mortification of the bowels ; it was the molt 
precipitate cafe I ever knew, having cut him oflT in 
three days. He was attended by two Phyficians be- 
fides myfelf. I believed the diftemper mortal from 
the beginning. I have not had the pleafure of a line 
from you thefe two years ; I wrote one about your 
health, to which I had no anfwer. I wifh you all 
health and happinefs, being with great zScQdon and 
rerpeft,Sir, 

Yourj etc. 

ARBUTHNOT- 



LETTER LXIV. 

Dublin, 1 732-3* 

T RECEIVED yours with a few lines from the Doctor, 
and the account of our lofing Mr. Cay, upon 
which event I (hall fay nothing. I am only concerned 
that long living hath not hardened me : for even in 
this Kingdom, and in a few days pad, two perfons of 
great merit, whom I loved very well, have died in 
the prime of their years, but a little above thirty. 1 

would 



25* LEttERS TO AND 

"would endeavour to comfort myfelf npoti the lofs of 
friends, as I do upon the lofs of money ; by turning 
to my account-book, and feeing whether I have 
enough left for my fupport ; but in the former cafe I 
find 1 have not, any more than in the other ; and I 
know not any man who fe in a greater likelihood than 
myfelf to die poor and friendlefs* You are a much 
greater lofer than me by his death, as being a more 
intimate fiiend, and oft^n his companion; n^hich 
latter I could never hope to be, except perhaps once 
more in my life for a piece of a fummer. I hope be 
hath left you the care of any writings he may have 
left, and I wiih, that with thofe already extant, they 
could be all pubUfiied in a fair edition under your 
JA^eQion. Your Poem on the TJfe of Riches hath 
been juft printed here, and ve have no objedion but 
the obfcurity of feveral parages by our ignorance in 
iaOis and perfons, which makes us lofe abundance of 
the Satire. Had the printer given me notice, I would 
have honeftly printed the names at length, where I 
happened to know them ; and writ explanatory notes, 
which however would have been but few, for my 
•long abfence hath made me ignorant of what pafies 
^ut bf the fcene where I am. I never had the leaft 
bint from you about this woric, any more than of 
your former, upon Tafte. We are told here, that 
you are preparing other pieces, of the fame bulk, to be 
infcribed to other friends, one (for inftance) to my 
l.ord Bolingbroke, another to Lord Oxford^ and fe 

on. 



FKOM DR. SWIFT, Wc. ^$2 

QiL«-— -Dodor Dcbny prefents you his moft humble 
fenrice : he bebsites hiinfelf very commendably, con« 
veiies only with his former friends, makes no parade*, 
but entertains them conftantly at ap elegant plentiful 
table, walks the ftreet& as ufual by day-Hght, ' does 
many a&s of charity and gen^ofity, cultivates a 
country-houfe two miles diftant, and is one of thofe 
Very few within my knowledge on whom a great 
accefs of fortune hath made no manner of change* 
And particubrly he is often without money, as he 
was before* We have got my Lord Orrery among us, 
bdng forced to continue here on the ill condition of 
his eftate by the knavery of an Agent ; he is a moft 
worthy Gentleman, whom, I hope, yoa will be ac- 
qusunted with. I am very much obliged by your 
fisivour to Mr. P— — , which, I defire, may continue 
no longer than Jbe (hall deferve by his Modefty, a 
virtue I never knew him to want, but is hard for 
young men to keep, without abundance of ballaft. If 
you are acquainted with the Duchefs of Queenfbury, 
I defire you will prefent her my moft humble fervice : 
I think ihe is a greater lofer by the death of a friend 
than either of us. She feems a Lady of excellent 
fenfe and fpirit. I bad often Poftfcripts from her iu 
our friend's letters to me, and her part was fome- 
times longer than his, and they made up great part 
of the little happinefs I could have here. This was 

the 

* The DoAor, it has been before toentiooed, was married to a 
Ltdj of coDfiderable fortune. 



254 LETTERS TO ANb 

the more generous, becaofe I never iaw her fincc flie 
was a girl of five years old, nor did I envy poor Mr. 
Gay for any thing fo much as being a domeftic friend 
to fuch a Lady. I defire you will never fail to fend 
me a particular account of your health. I dare 
hardly enquire about Mrs. Pope, who, I am told, is 
but juft among the living, and confequently a con- 
tinual grief to you : Ihe is fenfible of your tendemefs, 
which robs her of the only happinefs fhe is capable 
of enjoying. And yet I pity you more than her ; you 
cannot lengthen her days, and I beg fhe may not 
ihorten yours* 



LETTER LXV. 

Feb. 16, 1732-3. 

T T is indeed impoffible to fpeak on fuch a fubjeS as 
the lofs of Mr. Gay, to me an irreparable one. 
But I fend you what I intend for the infcription on 
his tomb, which the Duke of Queenfbury will fet up 
at Weftminfter. As to his writings, he left no Will, 
nor fpoke a word of them, or any thing elfe, during 
his fhort and precipitate illnefs, in which I attended 
him to his lall breath. The Duke has a&ed more 
than the part of a brother to him, and it will be 
ftrange if the fifters do not leave his papers totally to 

his 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 25$ 

his difpofai, who will do the fame that I would with 
them. He has managed the Comedy ♦ (which our 
poor friend gave to the play*houfe the week before 
bis death) to the utmod advantage for his relations ; 
and propofes to do the fame with fome Fables he left 
finiihed. 

There is nothing of late which I think of more than 
Mortality, and what you mention, of collefting the 
beft monuments we can of our friends, their own 
images in their writings ; (for thofe are the bed, 
when their minds are fuch as Mr. Gay's was, and as 
yours is)« I am preparing alfo for my own, and have 
nothing fo much at heart, as to ihew the filly world 
that men of Wit, or even Poets, may be the moft 
moral of mankind. A few loofe things f fometimes 

fall 

* It was intitledy Thf Wife of Bath ; in truth it is but an in* 
different Comedy. This fecond volume of the Fables is much 
inferior to the firft : particularly on account of the long and 
languid introduAions to each fable ; which read like party- 
pamphlets. W a a to k • 

f If Pope claimed this indulgence for his " few loofe things," 
why might not oiber IVUs do fo, and vaunt at the fame time, as 
much as btmfelf« of being the moft moral of mankind ? By what« 
ever trifles a man of genius or wit may amufe himfelf in a " loofe 
momenty" if he publifhes them, he does it dertberaiely j andy 
bcaotiful as they are, the Epiftle of Sappho, and Eloifa^ which 
fpeak to ^tfajfioru in the mod powerful way, and will be quoted 
by romantic fenfualifts as long as the Englifh language lafts, are 
not fuch as a fevere Moralift would pride himfelf upon, as if he was 
the ^nljf Wit who was moral: to fay nothing of the ofF<fn(ive Imita- 
tion from Horace, and his many giofs images and reflcd^ions, 
which perhaps 0|Ught rather to be attributed to the want of deli- 
eac^ in the cxifting manners. 



2s6 LETTERS TO AND 

fall from them, by which cenforious fools judge as III 
of them as poflibly they can, for their own comfort : 
and ijideed, when fuch unguarded and trifling Jewe 
4rEfprit have once got abroad, all that prudence or 
repentance can do, fince they cannot be deny'd, b 
to put 'em fairly upon that foot; and teach the 
public (as we have done in the preface to the four 
volumes of Mifcellanies) to diftinguifii betwist our 
fludies and our idlenefles, our works and our weak- 
nefles. That was the whole end of the laft Volume 
of Mifcellanies, without which our former declaradon 
in that prefiice, ^' That thefe volumes contained all 
^* that we have ever offended in that way,'' would 
have been difcredited. It wait indeed to my heart, 

to omit what you called the Libel on Dr. D , and 

the beft Panegyric on myfelf, that either my own 
times or any other could have afforded, or will ever 
afford to me. The book, as you obferve, was 
printed in great hade ; the caufe whereof was, that 
the bookfellers here were doing the fame, in collefldog 
your pieces, the com with the chaff; I don't mean 
that any thing of yours is chaff, but with other wit 
of Ireland which was fo, and the whole in your 
name. I meant principally to oblige them to feparate 
what you writ ferioufly from what you writ carele&Iy; 
and thought my own weeds might pafs for a fort of 
wild flowers, when bundled up with them. 

It was I that fent you thofe books into Ireland, and 
fo I did my Epiftle to Lord Bathurit even before it 

was 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 257 

was publiflied, and another thing of mine, which is a 
Parody" from Horace, writ in two mornings. I 
never took more care in my life of any thing than of 
the former of thefe, nor lefs than of the latter : yet 
every friend has forced me to print it, though in truth 
my own fingle motive was about twenty lines toward 
the latter end, which you will find out. 

I have declined opening to you by letters the 
whole fcheme of my prefent Work, expefting ftill to 
do it in a better manner in perfon : but you will fee 
pretty foon, that the letter to Lord Bathurfl* is a 
part of it, and you will find a plain connexion between 
them, if you read them in the order juft contrary to 
that they were publiflied in. I imitate thofe cunning 
tradefmen, who (hew their bed filks lafl ; or (to give 
you a truer idea, though it founds too proudly) my 
works will in one refpedt be like the works of Na- 
ture, much more to be liked and underllood when 
confidered in the relation they bear with each other, 
than when ignorantly looked upon one by one ; and 
often, thofe parts which attract mod at firfl fight, 
will appear to be not the moft, but the leafl: con- 
fiderable. 

I am pleafed and flattered by your expreflion of 
Orna me^ The chief pleafure this work can give me 

is, 

" Sat. i. Lib. ii. Warburtom. 

* He himfelf^ we fee^ calls this piece a Letter^ not a Dialogue^ 
as it was afterwards cntided. Wa&tok. 

VOL. IX. s 



258 LETTERS to AND 

is, that I can in it, with propriety, decency, and 
juftice, infert the name and charafter of every friend 
I have, and every man that deferves to be loved or 
adorned. But I fmile at your applying that phrafe to 
my vifiting you in Ireland ; a place where I might 
have fome apprehenfion (from their extraordinary 
paflion for Poetry, and their boundlefs Hofpitality) 
of being adorned to death, and buried under the 
weight of garlands, like one I have read of fomewhere 
or other. My Mother lives (which is an anfwer to 
that point), and, I thank God, though her memory 
be in a manner gone, is yet awake and fenfible to me, 
though fcarce to any thing elfe ; which doubles the 
reafon of my attendance, and at the fame time fweetens 
it. I wilh (beyond any other wifli) you could pafs 
a fummer here ; I might (too probably) return with 
you, unlefs you preferred to fee France firft, to which 
country, I think, you would have a ftrong invitation *. 
Lord Peterborow has narrowly efcaped death, and 
yet keeps his chamber : he is perpetually fpeaking 
in the moft affedionate manner of you: he has 
written you two letters, which you never received, and 
by that has been difcouraged from writing more. I 
can well believe the poft-ofHce may do this, when 
fome letters of his to me have met the fame fate, 
and two of mine to him. Yet let not this difcourage 
you from writing to me, or to him inclofed in the 
common way, as I do to you : innocent men need 

fear 

* Frofn Bolingbrokc, 



FROM DR. SWIFr^ «c. 459 

fear no detedion of their thoughts ; and for my part, 
I would give 'em free leave to fend all I write to Curl> 
if moft of what I write^was not too filly. 

I defire my fincere fervices to Dr. Delany, who, I 
agree with you, is a man every way efteemable : my 
Lord Orrery is a molt virtuous and gopd-naturod 
Nobleman, whom I (hould be happy to know. Lord 
B. received your letter through my bands ; it is not 
to be told you how much he wiihes for you : th# 
whole lift of perfons to whom you fent your fervices, 
return you theirs, with proper fenfe of the diftin^on^ 

^Your Lady friend is Semper EadeiUy and I hav« 

written an Epiftle to her on that qualification ill a fe* 
male charader * j which is thought by my chief Critia^ 
in your abfence, to be my Cbrfd^Oewtxre: but it can« 
not be printed perfe&ly, in an age fb fore of Satire^ 
and fo willing to miiapply choraders. 

As to my own health, ic is as good as ufual. I have 
Iain ill feven days of a flight fever (the com|daint here)^ 
but recovered by gentle fweats, and the care of Dr« 
Arbuthnot. The play Mr. Gay left, fticceeds very 
weU ; it is another original in its kind. Adieu. God 
pre&rve your life, your health, your limbs, your fpiritss, 
and your friendihips ! 

• The Epiftle on the « Charafiers of Women/* addrcffcd to 
Mairtba Blounu In th« firft cdkion* he alTerted, <* vfm Sm 
kommtp" that no charaftcr was- taken. fr<M» li£i» 



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LETTER LXVI. 

April 2, 173 J. 

^ou fay truly, that death is only terrible to us as 
it feparates us from thofe we love, but I really 
think thofe have the worft of it who are left by us, 
if we are true friends. I have felt more (I fancy) in 
the lofs of Mr. Gay, than I ihall fuffer in the thoughts 
of going away myfelf into a (late that can feel none 
of this fort of lofTes. I wilhed vehemently to have 
feen him in a condition of living independent, and 
to have lived in perfect indolence the reft of oar days 
together, the two moft idle, moft innocent, undefigning 
Poets of our age. I now as vehemently wifh you and 
I might walk into the grave together, by as flow fteps 
as you pleafe, but contentedly and chearfully : whe- 
ther that ever can be, or in what country, I know 
no more, than into what country we (hall walk out 
of the grave. But it fuffices me to know it will be 
exa^Iy.whac region or ft ate our Maker appoints, and 
that whatever //, is Right. Our poor friend^s papers 
are partly in my hands, and for as much as is fo, I 
will take care to fupprefs things unworthy of him. 
As to the Epitaph, Tm forry you gave a copy, for it 
will certainly by that means come into print, and I 
would correal it more, unlefs you will do it for me 

7 (and 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 261 

(and that I fhall like as well): upon the whole, I 
eameftly wifli your coming over hither, for this 
reafon among many others, that your influence may be 
joined with mine to fupprefs whatever we may judge 
proper of his papers. To be plunged in my Neigh- 
bour's and my papers, will be your inevitable fate as 
foon as you come. That I am an author whofe cha* 
ra&ers are thought of fome weight, appears from the 
great noife and buftle that the Court and Town make 
about any I give : and I will not render them lefs 
important, or lefs interefting, by fparing Vice and 
Folly, or l)y betraying the caufe of Truth and Virtue: 
I will take care they (hall be fuch, as no man can be 
angry at but the perfons I would have angry. Your 
are fenfible with what decency and juftice I paid: 
homage to the Royal Family, at the fame time that 
1 fatirized falfc Courtiers, and Spies, etc. about *em. 
1 have not the courage however to be fuch a Satirift 
as you, but I would be as much, or more, a Philo- 
fopher. You call your fatires. Libels ; I would rather 
call my fatires, Epiftles : they will confift more of 
Morality than of Wit, and grow graver, which you 
will call duller, I fhall leave it to my antagonifts to 
be witty (if they can) and content myfelf to be ufe- 
ful, and in the right. Tell me your opinion as to 
Lady — 's or Lord #'8 performance t : they are 

certainly 

f Lady Montague and Lord Hahrey^s Epiftk to tbe Imitator 
of Horace. 

as ' " - ' 



902 LETtEXS TO ANt) 

certainly the Top-wits of the Court, and you raty judge 
by that fingle piece what can be done a^aft me ; 
fer it was laboured, correded, pre-commended and 
poft^difapproved, fo far SB to be difiswned by them- 
selves, after each had highly cried it up for the 
other's. I have met with ibme complaints *, and 
heard at a diftance of fome threats, occaiioned fay tny 
verfes : I fent &ir meflfages to acquaint them where I 
was to be fotmd in town, and to offer to call at their 
boufes to iatisfy them, and fo H dropped* It is very 
poor in any one to rail and threaten at a diftance, and 
have nothing to fay to you when they fee you«-^I am 
glad you periift and abide by fo good a thing as that 
Poem% in which I am immortal for my Morality : I 
Bever took any praife fo kindly, and yet, I think, I 
deferve that praife better than I do any other. When 
does your Colle£tion come out, and what will it con* 
fiftof? I have but laft week finiihed another of my 
^piflles, in the order of the fyftem ^ and this week 
(exercitandi gratia) I have tranflated (or rather pa- 
Tody'd) another of Horace's, in which I introduce 
you advifing me about my expenses, houfekeeping, 
etc. But thefe things {hall lie by, till you come to 
carp at 'em, and alter rhimes, and grammar, and 
triplets, and cacophonies of all kinds. Our Parlia* 
ment will fit till Midfummer, which, I hope, may be 

a motive 

* JUdMltJBictfcBn was a gnat outcry among all the Courtiers, 

•gainft the kecnoefs of his Satires. WAaroK. 

! The ironical libdon Dr. Pduy^ WAaauaToa. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 263 

a rnqtave to bring you rather in fumnier than fo late 
as autumn : you ufed to love what I hate, a hurry of 
politics, etc Courts J fee not. Courtiers I know 
not. Kings I adore not, Queens I compliment not; 
To I am never like to be in fafhion, nor in dependance. 
I heartily join with you in pitying our poor Lady * for 
her unhappinefs, and (hould only pity her more, if 
(he had more of what they at Court call happinefs* 
Come then, and perhaps we may go all together into 
France t at the end of the feafon, and compare the 
liberties of both kingdoms. Adieu. Believe me» 
dear Sir, (with a thoufand warm wiflies, mixed with 
Aort figbs,) ever yours. 



««MiM.^MiHHMi^«iMMHBMMaBMMH.«MMMi.«MMMMH«MMi^HBHHMiMiMMafeMi 



LETTER LXVn. 

TO MR. POPE. 

Dublin, May i, 1733, 

T ANSWER your Letter the fooncr, becaufe I have 
a particular reafon for doing fo. Some wedcs ago 
came over a poem called, The Life and Charader (f 
Dr. S. written by bimfelf. It was reprinted here, and 
is dedicated to you. It is grounded upon a Maxim 

ill 

* Mre. Howard. 

f They tod proje&ed a fcheme to go to Fnnce, 00 a vifit to 
BoKogbrokc- 

S4 



264 LETTERS TO AND 

in Rochefoucault, and the dedication, after a formal 
ftory, fays, that my manner of writing is to be found 
in every line. I believe I have told you, that I writ 
a year or two ago near five hundred lines upon the 
fame Maxim in Rochefoucault, and was a long time 
about it, as that Impoftor fays in his Dedication, with 
many circumftances, all pure invention. I defire 
you to believe, and to tell my friends, that in this 
fpurious piece there is not a fmgle line, or bit of a 
line, or thought, any way refembling the genuine 
Copy, any more than it does Virgil's JBneis ; for I 
never gave a Copy of mine, nor lent it out of my 
iight. And although I (hewed it to all common ac- 
quaintance indifferently, and fome of them (efpecially 
one or two females) had got many lines by heart, 
here and there, and repeated them often ; yet it 
happens that not one fingle line, or thought, is con- 
tained in this Impofture, although it appears that 
they who counterfeited me, had heard of the true 
one. But even this trick ihall not provoke roe to 
print the true one, which indeed is not proper to be 
feen, till I can be feen no more : I therefore defire 
you will undeceive my friends, and I -will order an 
Advertifement to be printed here, and tranfmit it to 
England, that every body may know the delufion, and 
acquit me, as I am fure you mud have done your- 
felf, if you have read any part of it, which is mean, 
and trivbl, and full of that Cant that I moft defpife : 
I would fmk to be a Vicar in Norfolk rather than be 

charged 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc- t6s 

charged vfith fuch a performance. Now I come to 
your letter. 

When I was of your age, I thought every day of 
death, but now every minute ; and a continual giddy 
diforder more or lefs is a greater addition than that of 
my years. I cannot affirm that I pity our friend Gay, 
but I pity his friends, I pity you, and would at lead 
equally pity myfelf, if I lived amongft you ; becaufe 
I fhould have, feen him oftener than you did, who are 
a kind of Hermit, how great a noife foever you make 
by your Ill-nature in not letting the honefl Villains of 
the times enjoy themfelves in this world, which is 
their only happinefs; and terrifying them with an- 
other. I ihould have added in my libel, that of all 
men living you are the moft happy in your Enemies 
and your Friends : and I will fwear you have fifty 
times more Charity for mankind than I could ever 
pretend to. Whether the produdion you mendon 
came from the Lady or the Lord, I did not imagine 
that they were at lead fo bad verfifiers. Therefore, 
facit indignatio verfus^ is only to be applied when the 
* indignation is againft general Villany, and never 
operates when fome fort of people write to defend 
themfelves, 1 love to hear them reproach you for 
dulnefs ; only I would be fatisfied, fince you are fo 
dull*, why are they fo angry? Give me a (hilling, and 

Iwill 

♦ It is fingular, be (hould not here confidcr for a nioment how 
veil this obfervation applied to Pope : Mutato nommt^ de te fahula 
narratur. — If Cibbcr, Dennis, &c. were fo duUy why was Pope fo 



266 LETTERS TO AND 

I will enfure you, that pofterity fliall never know you 
had one finglc enemy, excepting thofe whofe memory 
you have prcferved, 

I am forry for the iituation of Mr. Gay*8 papers. 
You do not exert yourfelf as much as I could wifli in 
this 2Szir. I had rather the two fifters ^'ere banged 
than fee his works fwelled by any lofs of credit to 
his memory. I would be glad to fee the moft 
valuable printed by themfelves, thofe which ought 
not to be feen burned immediately, and the otben 
that have gone abroad printed feparately like opuf- 
cula, or rather be ftifled and forgotten. I thought 
your Epitaph was immediately to be engraved, and 
therefore I made lefs fcruple to give a copy to Lord 
Orrery, who eameftly defired it, but to nobody elfe ; 
and, he tells me, he gave only two, which he will 
recal. I have a ihort Epigram of his upon it, wherein 
I would correct a line or two at moft, and then I will 
fend it you (with his permiilion). I have nothing 
againft yours, but the laft line, Striking their aching ,* 
the two participles, as they are fo near, feem to found 
too like. I (hall write to the Duchefs, who hath lately 
honoured me with a very friendly letter, and I will 
tell her my opinion freely about our friend's papers. 
I want health, and my affairs are enlarged ; but I 
will break through the latter, if the other mends. 
I can ufe a courfe of medicines, lame and giddy. My 
chief deiign, next to feeing you, is to be a fevere 

Critic 



FROM DR- SWIFT, etc. i6j 

Ciidc on ycHi aad yoor neighbour*; but firft kill his 
father, that he may be able to maintain me in my 
own way of living, and particularly my horfes. It 
coft me near 600/. for a wall tx^ keep mine, and I 
never ride without two fer^knts for foar of accidents ; 
bic vivimus ambkirfa fcatpertate. Ton are both too 
poor for my acquaintance, but he much the poorer* 
With you I will fhid grafs, and wine, and fervants, 
but with him not. — ^The Colleton you fpeak of is 
this. A Printer! came to me to dcfire he might 
print my works (as he called them) in four volumes, 
by fubfcription. I laid I would give no leave, and 
ihould be forry to fee them printed here. He faid 
they could not be printed in London. I anfwered 
they could, if the Partners agreed. He faid, he 
^^ would be glad of my permiflion, but as he could 
'^ print them without it, and was advifed that it 
" could do me no harm, and having been affured of 
'^ numerous fubfcriptions, he hoped I would not be 
" angry at his purfuing his own intereft,'* etc. Much 
of this difcourfe pad, and he goes on with the mat* 
ter, wherein I determine not to intermeddle, though 
it be much to my difcontent ; and I wi(h it could be 
done in England, rather than here, although I am 

grown 

* The neighbour is Lord Bolingbrokei and he evidently hints at 
the dodrines of the Effay on Man. — Bolingbrokt's father. Lord 
St. John, was (lill living. 

\ George Faulkner^ of Dublin, who printed thefc four volumes 
of his works. 



68 LETTERS TO AND 

grown pretty indifferent in every thing of that kind. 
This is the truth of the ftory. 

My Vanity turns at prefent on being perfonated in 
your ^a Virtus^ etc. You will obferve in this letter 
many marks of an ill head and a low fpirit ; but a 
heart wholly turned to love you with the greatell 
Eameftnefs and Truth* 



LETTER LXVIU, 

May aS, 173^. 

T HAVE begun two or three letters to you by 
fnatches, and been prevented from finifliing them 
by a thoufand avocations and diflipations. I muft 
firft acknowledge the honour done me by Lord 
Orrery*, whofe praifes are that precious ointment 

Solomon 

* Curl fay8» in the account of his examination before the Houfe 
of Peers, that he ** had more Lords than Pope." 

Perhaps Lord Orrery and Bathurfl were the moft refpe£bble 
noblemen with whom Pope could boaft much communication; 
but» with all his aire£ied contempt of greatnefs, he was fufficicntly 
ready to offer incenfe wherever he thought it might be acceptable, 
and fomctimes his flattery was fuch as a truly wife and virtuous man 

(To virtue only, and her friends a friend,) 

would difdain* — Swift and himfelf were equally fervile in their 
adulation^ in general, to thofe noblemen by whom they were coun- 
tenanced, as they were petulant to thofe whom they affcded to 
defpife. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc, 269 

Solomon fpeaks of, which can be given only by men 
of Virtue : all other praife, whether from Poets or 
Peers, is contemptible alike: and I am old enough 
and experienced enough to know, that the only 
praifes worth having, are thofe beftowed by VvctMtfor 
Virtue. My Poetry I abandon to the critics, my 
Morals I commit to the teftimony of thofe who know 
me; and therefore I was more pleafed with your 
Libel, than with any verfes I ever received. I wifli 
fuch a collection of your writings could be printed 
here, as you mention going on in Ireland. I was 
furprifed to receive from the Printer that fpurious 
piece, called. The Life and Charafter of Dr. Swift, 
with a letter telling me the perfon " who publiflied it, 
** had alTured him the Dedication to me was what I 
^ would not take ill, or elfe he would not have 
" printed it." I can't tell who the man is, who took 
fo fer upon him as to anfwer for my way of thinking: 
though, had the thing been genuine, I ihould have 
been greatly difpleafed at the publiflier's part in doing 
it without your knowledge. 

I am as earneft as you can be, in doing my bed to 
prevent the publifliing of any thing unworthy of Mr. 
Gay; but I fear his friends* partiality. I wiQi you 
would come over. All the myfteries of my philofo- 
phical work fliall then be cleared to you*, and you will 

not 

* It is clear from this paflage, that Swift doubted the tendeocy 
of the EiFay on Man, which was founded on fiolingbroke's 
Pbilofophical Creed. 



.♦ 

^ 



a/o LETTERS TO AND 

not think thai I am not merxy enough, nor angry 
enough : it iviU not want for Satire, but as for Anger 
I know it not ; or at leaft only that (on of which the 
Apoftle fpeaks, *^ Be ye angry, and (in not." 

My neighbour's writings * have been metaphyfical, 
and will next be hiftoricaL It is certainly from him 
only that a valuable Hiflory of Europe in thefe latter 
times can be expelled. Come, and quicken him; 
Cor age, indolence, and contempt of the world, grow 
vpos men apace, and may often make the wifefl in* 
di&rcnt whether poflerity be any wifer than we. To 
a man in years. Health and Quiet become fuch rari* 
ties, and confequently So valuable, that he is apt to 
think of nothing more than of enjoying them when- 
ever he can, for the remainder of life ; and this, I 
doubt not| has caufed fo many great men to die witb* 
out leaving a fcrap to pofterity. 

I am fincerely troubled for the bad account you 
^ve me of your own health. I wiih every day to hear 
a better, as nmch as I do to enjoy my own, I faith« 
fully aflure you. 

* Bolhigbroke's plulofophical works. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 27X 



LETTER LXII. 

FROM DR. SWIFT. 

Dublin, July 8, 1733* 

Y MUST condole with you for the lofs of Mrs. Pope, 
of whofe death the papers have been full. But I 
would rather rejoice with you, becaufe, if any circum- 
ftances can make the death of a dear Parent and Friend 
a fubjefl for joy, you have them all. She died in an 
extreme, old age, without pain, under the care of the 
moft dutiful Son that I have ever known or heard of, 
which is a felicity not happening to one in a million. 
The word eflfea of her death falls upon me, and fo 
much the worfe, becaufe I expefted aliquis damno ufus 
in illo^ that it would be followed by making me and 
this kingdom happy with your prefence. But I am 
told, to my great misfortune, that a very convenient 
ofiFer happening, you waved the invitation preffed on 
you, alleging the fear you had of being killed here 
with eating and drinking. By which I find that you 
hav^e given fome credit to a notion, of our great 
plenty and bofpitality. It k true, our meat and wine 
is cheaper here, as it is always in the poorefl coun* 
tries, becaufe there is no money to pay for them : I 
belieire there are not in this whole city three Gentle- 
men oat of Employment, who are able to give eup 
tertainments once a month. Th$2fe who are in em- 

A ployments 



S72 LETTERS TO AND 

ployments of church or ftate, are three parts in foxit 
from England, and amount to little more than a 
dozen : thofe indeed may once or twice invite their 
friends^ or any perfon of diftindion that makes a 
voyage hither. All niy acquaintance tell me, tlicy 
know not above three families where they can occa- 
fionally dine in a whole year j Dr. Delany is the only 
gentleman I know, who keeps one certain day in. the 
week to entertain feven or eight friends at dinner, stnd 
to pafs the evening, where there is nothing of e^ccefs, 
either in eating or drinking. Our old friend Southern* 
(who hath juft left us) was invited to dinner once 
or twice by a judge, a bifliop, or a commiiSoner of 
the revenues, but mod frequented a few particular 
friends, and chiefly the Doctor f, who is eafy in his 
fortune, and very hofpitable. The conveniencies 
of taking the air, winter or fummer, do far e^cceed 
thofe in London. For the two large ftrands jtift at 
the two ends of the town are as firm and dry ^ 
winter as in fummer. There are at leaft fix or eight 
gentlemen of fenfe/ learning, good humour 9 ^"^ 
tafle, able and defirous to pleafe you ; and orderly 
females, fome of the better f©rt, to take care of y^^ 
Thefe were the motives that I have frequently ixiade 
ufe of to entice you hither. And there would he 
no failure among the beft people here, of any ho- 
nours that could be done you. As to myfelf, I "^' 
clare,' my health is fo uncertain that I dare ^^ 

♦ The Poet. f Delany. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. i^i 

venture amongft you at prefent. I hate the thoughts 
of London, where I am not rich enough to live 
otherwife than by (liifting, which is now too late. 
Neither can I have conveniencies in the country 
for three horfes and two fervants, and many others, 
which 1 have here at hand. I am one of the go- 
vernors of all the hackney-coaches, carts, and car- 
riages round this town, who dare not infult me, 
like your rafcally .waggoners or coachmen, but give 
me the wayj nor is there one Lord or Squire for 
a hundred of yours, to turn me out of the road, or 
run over me with their coaches and fix. Thur, 
I make fome advantage of the public poverty, and 
, give you the reafons for what I once writ, why I' 
chufe to be a freeman among flaves, rather than a 
flave among freemen. Then, I walk the ftreets in 
peace, without being joftled, nor even without a 
thoufand bleffings from my friends the vulgar. I 
am Lord Mayor of 120 houfes, I am abfolute Lord 
of the greateft cathedral in the kingdom, am at 
peace with the neighbouring Princes, the Lord 
Mayor of the city, and the Archbifliop of Dublin, 
only the latter^ like the K. of France, fometimes 
attempts encroachments on my dominions, as old 
Lewis did upon Lorrain. In the midfl: of this 
raillery, I can tell you with ferioufnefs, that thefe 
advantages contribute to my eafe, and therefore I 
value them. And in one part of your letter relating 
VOL. IX. T to 



274 



LETTERS TO ANl) 



to my Lord B * and yourfelf, you agree with me 

entirely, about the indifference, the love of quiet, 
the care of health, etc. that grow upon men in ye^rs. 
And if you difcover ihofe inclinations in my Lord and 
yourfelf, what can you expedl from me, whofe health 
is fo precarious ? and yet at your or his time of life, 
I could have leaped over the moon f . 



LETTER LXX. 

Sept. I, 1733, 

7 HAVE every day wiflied to write to you, to fay 
a thoufand things ; and yet, I think, I (hould not 
have writ to you now, if I was not fick of writing any 
thing, fick of myfelf, and (what is worfc) fick of my 
friends too. - The world is become too bufy for me ; 
every body is fo concerned for the public, that all 
private enjoyments are loft, or difrelifhed. 1 write 
more to fhow you I am tired of this life, than to tell 
you any thing relating to it. I live as Idid, 1 think 

as 

* Bolingbroke. 

f S*ift had been remarkably aAive. The laft place of his 
refidence in England was Letcomb in Berkfliire, where there i»a 
hill, which the village-tradition fays he was in the habit of running 
up every morning before brcakfaft. In his declining years, it is 
known that, for exercifc, which he could not take abroad, he pttr- 
fued the plan, ftrangc as it may appear, of running violently up 
and down the ilairs. 7 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 27$ 

as I did, I love you as I did ; but all thefe are to no 
purpofe ; the world will not live, think, or love, as I 
do. I am troubled for, and vexed at, all my friends 
by turns. Here are fome whom you love, and who 
love you ; yet they receive no proofs of that afFedion 
from you, and they give none of it to you, There is 
a great gulph between. In earneft, I would go a 
thoufand miles by land to fee you, but the fea I dread. 
My ailments are fuch that I really believe a fea-fick- 
nefs (confidering the oppreffion of colical pains, and 
the great weaknefs of my breaft) would kill me : and 
if I did not die of that, I muft of the exceflive eating 
and drinking of your hofpitable town, and the ex- 
ceflive flattery of your moft poetical country. I hate 
to be crammed either way. Let your hungry poets, 
and your rhyming poets, digeft it, I cannot. Mike 
much better to be abufed and half-flarved, than to be 
fo over-praifed and over-fed. Drown Ireland ! for 
having caught you, and for having kept you : I only 
referve a little charity for her, for knowing your 
value, and efteeming you : you are the only Patriot 
I know, who is not hated for ferving his country. 
The man who drew your Character and printed it 
here, was riot much in the wrong in many things he 
faid of you : yet he was a very impertinent fellow, 
for faying them in words quite different from thofe 
you had yourfelf employed before on the fame fub- 
jeft: for furely to alter your words is to prejudice 
(hem ; and I have been told, that a man himfelf can 

T 2 hardly 



276 LETTERS TO AND 

hardly fay the fame thing twice over with equal hap- 
pinefs I Nature is fo much a better thing than 
artifice. 

I have written nothuig this year : it is not affe£lation 
to tell you, my Mother's lofs has turned my frame 
of thinking. The habit of a whole life is a ftronger 
thing than all the reafon in the world, 1 know I 
ought to be eafy, and to be free j but I am dejefted, 
I am confined : my whole amufement is in reviewing 
my pad life, not in laying plans for my future. I 
wifli you cared as little for popular applaufe as 1 • ; 
as little for any nation in contradidindion to others, 
as I ; and then I fency you that are not afraid of the 
fea, you that are a ftronger man at fixty than ever I 
was at twenty, would come and fee feveral people 
who are (at laft) like the primitive Chriftians, of 
one foul and of one mind. The day is come t, which 
I have often wifhed, but never thought to fee ; when 
every mortal, that I ejleem, is of the fame fentiment in 
Politics and Religion. 

Adieu. All you love, are yours j but all are bufy, 
except (dear Sir) ypur fincere friend. 

* '* The reft of liis life,** fays Johnfon, «* was fpcnt in Ireland . 
in a country to which not even power almoft defpoticf nor fiotaj 
almoft idolatrotiSy could reconcile him." See preceding l»etter, 

f This is a remarkable paragraph. At this timci therefore» 
1733, he and Bolingbroke were of the fame fentiment in Religion 
as well as Politics. Wa&ton. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. ^^^ 



LETTER LXXL 

Jan. 6tb, 1734. 

I NEVER think of you and can never write to you 
now, without drawing many of thpfe fliort fighs 
of which we have formerly talked ; the refle£Uon 
both of the friends we have been deprived of by 
Death, and of thofe from whom we are feparated 
almoft as eternally by Abfence, checks me to that 
degree that it takes away in a nianner the pleafure 
(which yet I feel very fenfibly too) of thinking I am 
now converfing with you. You have been filent to 
me as to your Works ; whether thofe printed here 
are, or are not genuine? but one, I am fure, is 
yours ; and your method of concealing yourfelf puts 
me in mind of the Indian bird I have, read of, who 
hides his head in a hole, while all his feathers and tail 
ftick out. You'll have immediately by feveral franks 
(even before 'tis here publiflied) my Epiftle to Lord 
Cobham, part of my Opus Magnum^ and the laft 
Effay on Man, both which, I conclude, will be 
grateful to your bookfeller, on whom you pleafe to 
beftow them fo early. There is a woman's war de- 
clared againft me by a certain Lord • : his weapons are 
the fame which women and children ufe, a pin to 
fcratch, and a fquirt to befpatter ; I writ a fort of 

anfwer, 

• Harvey. 
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278 LETTERS TO AND 

anfwer, but was afhamed to enter the lifts with him, 

and, after fhewingit to fome people, fuppreffed.it: 

otherwife it was fuch as was worthy of him and 

worthy of me. I was three weeks this autumn with 

Lord Peterborow, who rejoices in your doings,' and 

always fpeaks with the greateft affeftion of you* I 

need not tell you who elfe do the fame ; you may be 

fure almoft all thofe whom I ever fee, or defire to fee. 

I wonder not that B — — * paid you no fort of civility 

while he was in Ireland : he is too much a half-wit 

to love a true wit, and too much half-honeft, to 

efleem any entire* merit. I hope and I think he hates 

me too, and I will do my beft to make him : he is fo 

infupportably infolent in his civility to me when he 

meets me at one third place, that I muft affront him 

to be rid of it. * That ftrift neutrality t as to public 

parties, which I have conftantly obferved in all my 

writings, I* think gives me the more title to attack 

fuch men as flander and belie my character in private, 

to thofe who know me not. Yet even this is a liberty 

I will never take, unlefs at the fame time they are 

Ppfts to private fociety, or mifchievous members of 

the public ; that is to fay, unlefs they are enemies to 

all men as well as to me. — Pray write to me when 

you can : if ever I can come to you, I ^ ill : if not, 

may 

♦ E is perhaps Bifl.op Boulter, the friend of Phillips, of 

whom he fays, 

'* Still to one Bifiop, Phillips feems a Wit.** 

f Warton fays, " Which he afterwards broke through in 
I ;^S." I rather think, which he never truly poffcfFcd. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 279 

may Providence be our friend and our guard through 
this iioiple world, where nothing is valuable, but 
fenle and friendfliip. Adieu, dear Sir ; may health 
attend your years, and then may many years be 
added to you. 

P. S. I am juft now told, a very curious Lady * 
intends to write to you to pump you about fome 
poems faid to be yours. Pray tell her that you have 
not anfwered me on the fame quefiions, and that I 
(hall take it as a thing never to be forgiven from 
you, if you tell another what you have concealed 
from me. 



LETTER LXXIL 

Sept. 15, 1734. 

T HAVE ever thought you as fenfible as any man I 
knew, of all the delicacies of friendfhip, and yet I 
fear (from what Lord B. tells me you faid in your 
laft letter) that you did not quite underftand the rea- 
fon of my late filence. I aflure you it proceeded 
wholly from the tender kindnefs I bear you. When 
the heart is full, it is angry at all words that cannot 
come up to it ; and you are now the man in all the 

world 

* Probably M. Blount, concerning the ofFcnfive Vcrfes, " The 
Lady's Drcfling-room," " Strcphon and Chloe,'* &c. 

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a8o LETTERS TO AND 

world I am moft troubled to write to, for you are 
the friend I have left whom I am moft grieved about. 
Death has not done worfe to me in feparating poor 
Gay, or any other, than difeafe and abfence in divid- 
ing us. I am afraid to know how you do, fmce moft 
accounts I have, give me pain for you, and I am un- 
willing to tell you the condition of my own health. If 
it were good, I would fee you ; and yet if I found 
you in that very condition of deafnefo, which made 
you fly from us while we were together, what com- 
fort could we derive from it? In writing often I 
Ihould find great relief, could we vi^rite freely ; -and 
yet, when I have done fo, you feem by not anfwer- 
ing in a very long time, to feel either the fame un- 
eafinefs as I do, or to abftaJn, from fome prudential 
reafon. Yet, I am fure, nothing that you and I 
would fay to each other (though our own fouls were 
to be laid open to the clerks of the poft-office) could 
hurt either of us fo much, in the opinion of any 
honeft man or good fubjeft, as the intervening, offici- 
ous impertinence of thofe Goers between us, who in 
England pretend to intimacies with you, and in Ire- 
land to intimacies with me. I cannot but receive any 
that call upon me in your name, and in truth they 
take it in vain too often. I take all opportunities of 
juftifying you againft thefe Friends, efpecially thofe 
who know all you think and write, and repeat your 
flighter verfes. It is generally on fuch little fcraps 
that Witlings feed, and it is hard the world fliould 

6 judge 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 2§i 

judge of our houfe-keeping from what we fling to 
our dogs, yet this is often the confequence. But 
they treat you ftill worfe, mix their own with yours, 
print them to get money, and lay them at your door. 
This I am fatisfied was the cafe in the Epiftle to a 
Lady ; it was juft the fame hand (if I have any judg- 
ment in ftyle) which printed your Life and Charafter 
before, which you fo ftrongly difavowed in your 
letters to Lord Carte^ret,. myfelf, and others. I was 
very well informed of another faft, which convinced 
me yet more ; the fame perfon who gave this to be 
printed, offered to a bookfeller a piece in profe as 
yours, and as commiflioned by you, which has fince 
appeared, and been owned to be his own. I think 
(I fay once more) that I know your hand, though 
you did not mine in the Effay on Man. I beg your 
pardon for not telling you, as I (hould, had you been 
in England : but no fecret can crofs your Irifti Sea, 
and every clerk in the poft-office had known it. I 
fancy, though you loft fight of me in the firfl of 
thofe Effays, you faw me in the fecond. The defign 
of concealing myfelf was good, and had its full effed; 
I was thought a Divine, a Philofopher, and what 
not • ; and my doftrine had a fandion I could not 
have given to it. Whether I can proceed in the fame 
grave march like Lucretius, or muft defcend lo the 
gayeties of Horace, I know not, or whether I can do 
cither ; but be the future as it will, I (hall colleft all 
the paft in one fair quarto this winter, and fend it 

you, 

• The EfTay was at firll attributed to Hartc, &c. 



38a LETTERS TO AND 

you, ^here you will find frequent mention of your- 
felf. I was glad you fufFered your writings to be 
colleded more completely than hitherto, in the 
volumes I daily exped from Ireland : 1 wifhed it had 
been in more pomp, but that will be done by others : 
yours are beauties, that can never be too finely dreft, 
for they will ever be young. I have only one piece 
of mercy to beg of you ; do not laugh at my gravity, 
but permit me to wear the beard of a Philofopher, 
till I pull it oflF, and make a jeft of it myfelf. 'Tis 
juft what my Lord B. is doing with Metaphyfics. I 
hope, you will live to fee *, and ftare at the learned 
figure he will make, on the fame fhelf with Locke 
and Malbranche. 

You fee how I talk to you (for this is not writing) ; 
if you like I fliould do fo, why not tell me fo ? if it 
be the leaft pleafure to you, 1 will write once a week 
moft gladly ; but can you abftraft the letters from the 
perfon who writes them, fo far, as not to feel more 
vexation in the thought of our feparation, and thofe 
misfortunes which occafion it, than fatisfadion in the 
Nothings he can exprefs ? If you can, really and from 
my heart, I cannot. I return again to melancholy. 
Pray, however, tell me, is it a fatisfaftion ? that will 
make it one to me; and we will think alike, as 
friends ought, and you fhall hear from me pundually 
juft when you will. 

P. S. Our 

* After reading tfiis paflagCy can it be believed that Pope di<i 
not know the real principles of Bolingbroke ? Warton- 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 283 

P. S. Our friend*, who is jufl: returned from a 
progrefs of three months, and is fetting out in three 
days with me for the Bath, where he will (lay till 
towards the middle of October, left this letter with 
me yefterday, and I cannot feal and difpatch it till I 
have fcribbled the remainder of this page full. He 
talks very pompoufly of my Metaphyficsf, and places 
them in a very honourable ftation. It is true, I have 
writ fix letters and an half to him on fubjeds of that 
kind, and I propofe a letter and an half more, which 
would fwell the whole up to a confiderable volume. 
But he thinks me fonder of the Name of an Author 
than I am. When he and you, and one or two 
other friends have feen them, fatis magnum Theatrum 
mibi ejiisy I fhall not have the itch of making them 
more public. I know how little regard you pay to 
writings of this kind. But I imagine that if you can 
like any fuch, it mufl: be thofe that ftrip Metaphyfics 
of all their bombaft, keep within the fight of every 
well-conftituted Eye, and never bewilder themfclves, 
whilft they pretend to guide the reafon of others. I 
wric to you a long letter fome time ago, and fent it by 
the port. Did it come to your hands ? or. did the in- 
fpcSors of private correfpondence flop it, to revenge 
themfelves of the ill faid of them in It ? Vjle, ct mc 
arna. 

• Bolingbroke, 

f It is fufficichtly acknowledged, " that the decline of the Eflay 
oa Man was received from Bolingbroke. What Bolingbroke 
fapplied could be only the firft principles : the order, illuftration, 
and cmbellifhmentSi mull be all Pope's." Johnson. 



284 LETTERS TO AND 



LETTER LXXIIL 

FROM DR. SWIFT. 

Nov. r, I7J4, 

I HAVE yours with my Lord B 's * Poflfcript of 

September 1 5 : it was long on its way, and for 
fome weeks after the date I was very ill with my two 
inveterate diforders, giddinefs and deafncfsf. TheJ 
latter is pretty well off ; but the other makes me totter 
towards evenings, and much difpirits me. But I 
continue to ride and walk, both of which, although 
they be no cures, are at leaft amufements. I did 
never imagine you to be either inconftant, or to want 
right notions of friendfhip, but I apprehend your 
want of health ; and it hath been a frequent wonder 
to mc how you have been able to entertain the 
world fo long, fo frequently, fo happily, under fo 
many bodily diforders. My Lord B. fays, you have 
been three months rambling, which is the bed thing 
you can poffibly do in a fummer feafon j and when 
the winter recals you, we will, for our own interefts, 
leave you to your fpeculauons. God be thanked I 
have done with every thing, and of every kind that 
requires writing, except now and then a letter, or 
like a true old man, fcribbling trifles only fit for 

cliildren or fchool-boys of the loweft clafs at bcft, 

which 

* Bolingbroke. 

f I know not whether it has been obferved, but the real c«ufc 
of Swift's giddinefs and dcafncfs appears, from every fymptoiOi 
In have been what is call-d Hydrocephalus. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 285 

\i^hich three or four of us read and laugh at to-day, 
and burn to-morrow. Yet, what is fingular, I never 
am without fome great work in view, enough to take 
up forty years of the mod vigorous healthy man : 
although I am convinced that I (hall never be able to 
finifli three Treatifes, that have lain by me feveral 
years, and want nothing but corredion. My lord 
B. faid in his Poftfcript, that you would go to Bath 
in three days : we fince heard that you were danger- 
oufly ill there, and that the news-mongers gave you 
over. But a gentleman of this kingdom, on his 
return from Bach, affured me he left you well, and 
fo did fome others whom I have forgot. I am 
forry at my heart that you are peftered with 
people who come in my name, and I profefs to you, 
it is without my knowledge. I am confident I fliall 
hardly ever have occafion again to recommend, for 
my friends here are very few, and fixed to the free- 

• 

hold, from whence nothing but death will remove 
them. Surely I never doubted about your Eflay on 
Man ; and I would lay any odds, that I would never 
fail to difcover you in fix lines, unlefs you. had a mind 
to write below or befide yourfelf on purpofe. I con- 
fefs I did never imagine you were fo deep in Morals, 
or that fo many new and excellent rules could be 
produced fo advantageoufly and agreeably in that 
fclence, from any one head, I confefs in fome places 
I was forced to read twice j I believe I told you be- 
fore what the Duke of Dorfet faid to me on that 

occafion, 



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LETTERS TO AND 



occafion, How a judge here, who knows you, told 
him that on the firil reading thofe Eflays, be was 
much pleafed) but found fome lines a little dark : 
on the fecond, mod of them cleared up, and his 
pleafure encreafed: on the third, he had no doubt 
remained, and then he admired the whole. My 
Lord B— 's attempt of reducing Metaphyfics to 
intelligible fenfe and ufefulnefs, \^ill be a glorious \m^ 
dertaklng, and as t never knew him fail in any thing 
he attempted, if he had the fole management *, fo I 
am confident he will fucceed in this. I defire you 
will allow that 1 write to you both at prefent, and fo 
I fhall while I live : it faves your money and my 
time ; and he being your Genius, no matter to which 
it is addrefled. I am happy that what you write is 
printed in large letters ; otherwife, between the weak- 
nefs of my eyes, and the thicknefs of my hearing, I 
fliould lofe the greateft pleafure that is left me. Pray 
command my Lord B— to follow that example, if 
I live to read his Metaphyfics. Pray God blefs you 
both. I had a melancholy account from the Doftorf 
of his health. I will anfwer his letter asfoon as I can. 
I am ever entirely yours. 

• His Loidfhip's "ybZf management" probably alludes to the 
circumftance when he was at variance with Lord Oxford. Hit 
Lordfhip's fuccefs in Metaphyfics was nearly on a par with hit 
fucccfsin Politics. 

f Arbuthnot. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 287 



LETTER LXXIV. 

Tveickenham, Dec. 19, 1734. 

JAM truly forry for any complaint you have, and 
it is in regard to the weaknefs of your eyes that I 
write (as well as print) in folio. You'll think (I 
know you will, for you have all the candour of a 
good underftanding) that the thing which men of 
our age feel the moft, is the friend (hip of our equals ; 
and that therefore whatever aflFefts thofe who are ftept 
a few years before us, cannot but fenfibly aflfeft us 
who are to follow. It troubles me to hear you com- 
plain of your memory, and if I am in any part of my 
conftitution younger than you, it will be in my re- 
membering every thing that has pleafed me in you, 
longer than perhaps you will. The two fummers * we 
pafled together dwells always on my mind, like a 
vifion which gave me a glimpfe of a better life and 
better company than this world otherwife afforded. 
I am now an individual, upon whom no other de- 
pends; and may go where I will, if the wretched 
carcafe I am annexed to did not hinder me. I rambled 
by very eafy journies this year to Lord Bathurft and 
LorH Peterborow, who upon every occafion comme- 
morate, love, and wifti for you. I now pafs my days 
between Dawley, London, and this place, not ftu- 
dHoas, nor idle, rather polifhing old works than hew- 
ing out new. I redeem now and then a paper that 

hath 

* lyiC'ljt when the Dean was at Twickenham. 



288 LETTERS TO AND 

hath been abandoned feveral years ; and of this fort 
you'll foon fee one, which I infcribe to our old friend 
Arbulhnot. 

Thus far I had written, and thinking to finilh my 
letter the fame evening, was prevented by company, 
and the next morning found myfelf in a fever highly 
difordered, and fo continued in bed for five days; 
and in my chamber till now ; but fo well recovered 
as to hope to go abroad to-morrow, even by the ad- 
vice of Dr. Arbuthnot. He himfelf, poor man, is 
much broke, though not worfe than for thefe two laft 
months he has been. He took extremely kind your 
letter *. I wi(h to God we could once meet again, 
before that reparation, which yet, I would be glad to 
believe, (hall re-unite us ; but he who made us, not 
for ours but his purpofes, knows only whether it be 
for the better or the worfe, that the affections of this 
life ihould, or (hould not continue into the other: 
and doubtlefs it is as it ihould be. Yet I am fure that 
.while I am here, and the thing that I am, I (hall be 
imperfefl: without the communication of fuch friends 
as you ; you are to me like a limb loft, and buried 
in another country ; though we feem quite divided, 
every accident makes me feel you were once a part of 
me. I always confider you fo much as a friend, that 
I forget you are an author, perhaps too much, but 
^is as much as I would defire you would do to me. 

However, 

* In proportion as we become difpleafed with the worlds we are 
the more attached to particular friends. Pope's life particahrlj 

exempli F.es this. 



■ i 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 289 

However, if I cou Id infpirlt you to beftow corre6Kon 
upon thofe three Treat ifes, which you fay are fo near 
completed, Ifliould think it a better work than any I 
can pretend to of my own, I am almoft at the end 
of my Morals, as Tve been long ago, qf my Witj 
my fyftem is a fhort one, and my circle narrow. 
Imagination has no limits, and that is a fphere in 
which you may move on to eternity; but where 
one is confined to truth (or to fpeak more like a hu- 
man creature, to the appearances of truth) we foon 
find the fliortnefs of our Tether. Indeed, by the help 
of a metaphyfical chain of Ideas, one may extend 
the circulation, go round and round for ever, with- 
out making any progrefs beyond the point to which 
Providence has pinned us : but this does not fatisfy 
me, who would rather fay a little to no purpofe, than 
a great deal. Lord B. is voluminous, but he is vo- 
luminous only to deftroy volumes. I (hall not live^ 
I fear, to fee that work printed ; he is fo taken Up ftill 

(in fpite of the monitory hint given in the firft line 
of my Eflay •) with particular men, that he negleds 
mankind, and is fUll a creature of this world, not of 

the 

• Awake, my St, John ; leave all meaner things 
To low Ambition, and the pride of Kings. 

His Lordfhip wa^, howrver, fo much taken up wiih the ioivfr 
and more paitry concerns of poUttcs^ that he would at any period 
of life have relinquiflied all his fublime philofophy, all his hermit 
ideas of retirement^ to have gained what was the conftant ohjcdl 
ef his ambitioni the direction of the affairs of Government. 

VOL, IX, V 



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the Univerfe : this world, which is a name wc give 
to Europe, to England, to Ireland, to London, to 
Dublin, to the Court, to the Caflle, and fo diminifh- 
ing, till it comes to our own affairs, and to our own 
perfons. When you write (either to him or me, for 
we accept it all as one) rebuke him for it, as a divine 
if you like it, or as a Badineur, if you think that more 
effe£tual. 

What I write will (hew that my head is yet weak. 
I had written to you by that gentleman from the 
Bath, but I did not know him, and every body that 
comes from Ireland, pretends to be a friend of the 
Dean's. I am always glad to fee any that are truly 
fo, and therefore do not mUlake any thing I faid, 
fo as to difcourage your fending any fuch to me* 

Adieu. 



LETTER LXXV. 



FROM DR. SWIFT. 



May 12, 1735. 

xrouR letter was fent me yefterday by Mr. Stop- 
ford *, who landed the fame day, but I have not 
yet feen him. As to my filence, God knows it is 
my great misfortune. My little domeilic affairs are 

in 



* Mr. Stopford was a Fellow of the College of Dubltn. He 
ii honourably mentioned in Swift's Letter to Lord Carteret. He 
was afterwards Bifliop of Cloyne. 



FROM DR. SWII't, eti. ^gi 

hi great confufioil by the Villany of agents, and 
the miferies of this kingdom, where there is no 
tnoney to be had : nor am I unconcerned to fee all 
things tending towards abfolute power, in both na- 
tions (it is here in perfeftion already) ahhough I 
fliall not lire to fee it eflabliflied. This condition 
of things, both public and perfonal to myfelf, hath 
given me fuch a kind of defpondency, that I am 
almoft Unqualified for aiiy company, diverfion, or 
amufement. The death of Mr. Gay and the Doftor *^ 
hath been terrible wounds near my heart. Their 
living would have been a great comfort to liie, al- 
though I fhould never have feen them ; like a futn 
of money in a bank, from which 1 fliould receive at 
leaft annual intereft, as I do from you, and havd 
done from my Lord Bolingbroke. To fhew in how 
much ignorance I live, it is hardly a fortnight fince 
I heard of the death of my Lady Maftiam, my con- 
ftant friend in all changes of times. God forbid that 
t fhould expert you to make a voyage that would iit 
the leaft aflfeft your health 2 but in the mean time 
how unhappy am I, that my beft friend fliould have 
|jerhaps the only kind of diforder for which a fea- 
toyage is not in fonie degree a remedy ? The old 
Duke of Ormond faid, he would not change hi^ dead 
fon (Offory) for the beft living fon in Europe* 
Neither would I change you my abfent friend for the 
h%Sk prefent friend round the Globe. 

♦ Arbuthnot. 

v» thavtf 



202 LETTERS TO AND 

I have lately read a letter imputed to Lord B, called 
a Diflertation upon Parties *. I think it very mafterly 
written. 

Pray God reward you for your kind prayers : I 
believe your prayers will do me more good than thofe 
of all the Prelates in both kingdoms, or any Pcelates 
in Europe except the biOiop of Marfeillesf- And 
God preferve you for contributing more to mend the 
world, than the whole pack of (modern) Parfons in 
a lump. 

I am ever entirely yours. 



LETTER LXXVL 

FROM DR. SWIFT. 



September 3, 1735. 

rpHis letter will be delivered to you by Faulkner the 

Printer, who goes over on his private affairs. 

This is an anfwtr to yours of two months ago, which 

complins of that profligate fellow CurL I heartily 

wiQi 

* The befty pcrhapSi of all Bolingbrokc's works ; written with 
great force of rcafoning, and in a ftyle equally fpirited and cle« 
gant* 

One of the fevercft attacks ever made on Sir Robert Walpole, 
was the Dedication prefixed to this DifTertationy when the papers 
that had been iiril feparately printed in the Craftfmanf were col* 
leded into one volume ofbvo. Wa&toh. 

f Pope has worthilj commemorated this truly apgftolic 
Prelate : 

• " Marfcilles* good BiQiop drew not purer breath." 



FROM DR, SWIFJ, etc. 293 

wifli you were what they call difafFe£led, as I am» 
I may fay as David did, I have finned greatly, but 
what have thefe flieep done? You have given no 
oiFence to the Miniftry, nor to the Lords, nor Com- 
mons, nor (^een, nor the next in Power. For you 
are a man of virtue, and therefore mud abhor vice 
and all corruption, although your difcretion holds 
the reins. " You need not fear any confequence in 
" the commerce that hath fo long pafled between 
" us ; although I never deftroyed one of your letters. 
" But my Executors are men of honour and virtue, 
" who have ftricl orders in my will to burn every 
** letter left behind me.** Neither did our letters 
contain any Turns of Wit, or Fancy, or Politics, or 
Satire, but mere innocent Friendfhip : yet I am loth 
that any letters, from you and a very few other 
friends, (hould die before me. I believe we neither 
of us ever leaned our head upon our left hand to ftudy 
what we fhould write next ; yet we have held a con- 
ftant intercourfe from your youth and my middle 
age, and from your middle age it muft be continued 
till my death, which my bad flate of health makes 
me expeft every month. I have the ambition, and 
it is very earned as well as in hafte, to have one 
Epiftle infcribed to me while I am alive, and you juft 
in the time when wit and wifdom are in the heights 
I muft once more repeat Cicero's dcfire to a friend j 
Orna me. A month ago were fent me over by a 
friend of mine, the works of John Hughes, Efq, 

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They are in verfe and profe. I never heard of the 
man in my life, yet I find your name as a fubfcriber 
too. He is too grave a Popt for me, and, I think, 
among the mediocribus in profe, as well as verfe, 
I have the honour to know Dr. Rundle ; he is indeed 
worth all the reft you ever fent us, but that is faying 
nothing, for he anfwers your charafter ; I have dined 
thrice in his company. He brought over a worthy 
clergyman of this kingdom as his chaplain, whicl^ 
was a very wife and popular aftion. His only feult 
is, that he drinks no wine, and I drink nothing elfe. 

This kingdom is now abfolutely fl^rving, by the 
means of every oppreflion that can be infli&ed on 
manl^ind-— Shall I not vifit for thefe things? faith 
the Lord. You advife me right, not to trouble my? 
felf about the world : but oppreflion tortures me, 
^nd I cannot liv^ without meat and drink, nor get 
either without money ; and money is not to be had, 
except they will make me a Bi(hop, or a Judge, or 2^ 
^plon^l, or a Cpmmi|Iioner of fhe R^venu^s. A^i^u^ 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. ic^s 

jt 

LETTER LXXVIL 

nro anfwer your queftion as to Mr. Hughes, what 
he wanted as to genius he made up as an honeft 
man : but he was of the clafs you think him *• 

I am glad you think of Dr. Rundle as I do. He 
will be an honour to the Bilhops, and a difgrace to 
one Bifhop, two things you will like ; but what you 
will like more particularly, he will be a friend and 
bcnefaftor even to your un-friended, un-benefited 
Nation ; he will be a friend to the human race, where* 
ever he goes. Pray tell him my beft wifhes for his 
health and long life : I wifli you and he came over to- 
gether, or that I were with you. I never faw a man 
fo feldom whom I liked fo much as Dr. Rundle f. 

Lord Peterborow J I went to take a laft leave of, at 
his fetting fail for Lifbon ; no Body can be more 

wafled, 

♦ But was the Author of fuch a Tragedy as the Siege ofDamafcus 
one of the nudiocrtbus ? Swift and Pope feem qot to recollect the 
value aod the rank of an Author who could write fuch a Tragedy, 
May I venture, on this occalion, to give a little table of the dif. 
ferent forts of Poets, ranged in order according to their merits ? — 
Writers of occqfional and mfcellaneouj Family-thiogs, and tea'tahk 
Mifcellanies ; writers of Pqflorah ; of Epiflles; of Satires; of di* 
daSic Poems; oi Odes; of Tragedies; of £pic Poems. WAarON. 

f On this account he is celebrated by Pope : 
<( _ Rundle has a heart." 
His Letters have been publifhcd by Dallaway. 

X In the tenth Volume will be feen a very intereftiQg Letter of 
Pope, to M. Blount, relating the fufferings and heroic conduft of 
Lord J^eterborowi 

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wafted, no Soul can be more alive. Immediately 
after the fevereft operation of being cut into the 
bladder for a fuppreffion of urine, he took coach, 
and got from Briftol to Sou^amptpn. Tl^is is a man 
that will neither live nor die like any other mortal. 

Poor Lord Peterborow! there is another ftring 
^oft, that would have helped to draw you hither! 
He ordered on his death-bed his Watch to be given 
me (that which had accompanied him in all his travels) 
with this reafon, ** That I might have fomething tq 
*^ put me every day in mind of him." It was a pre- 
fent to him from the King of Sicily, whofe arms and 
Jnjignia are graved on the inrier-cafe ; on the outer, I 
have put this infcription : Vidor Amadcus^ Rex Sich 
lia. Dux Sabaudi(2j etc. etc. Carolo Mordatint^ Qi- 
miti de Peterborow^ D. D. Car. Mor. Cam. de Pet. 
jjlcxandro Pope moriens legayit, 1735. 

Pray write to me a little oftener : and if there be a 
thing left in the world thatpleafes you, tell it one who 
will partake of it. I hear with approbation and 
pleafure, that your prefent care is to relieve the moft 
helplefs of this world, thofe objefts "* which moft want 
our compailion, though generally made the fcom of 
their fellow-creatures, fuch as are lefs innocent than 
they. You always think generoufly ; and of all cha- 
rities, this is the moft difmterefted, and leaft vain- 
glorious, done to fuch as never will thank you, or 
can praife you for it. 

God 

* Ideots. Warburton. 



FROM DR- SWIFT, etc. 297 

God blefs you with eafe, if not with pleafure ; with 
a tolerable (late of health, if not with its full enjoy- 
ment ; with a refigned temper of mind, if not a very 
chearful one* It is upon thefe terms I live myfelf, 
though younger than you, and 1 repine not at my lot, 
could but the prefence of a few that I love be added 
to thefe. Adieu. 



LETTER LXXVIIL 

FROM DR. SWIFT. 

OAobcr 21, 1735, 

T ANSWERED your letter relating to Curl*, etc. I be- 
lieve my letters have efcaped being publifhed, be- 
caufe I writ nothing but Nature and Friendfhip, and 
particular incidents which could make no iigure in 
writing. 1 have obferved, that not only Voiture, but 
likewife Tully and Pliny, writ their letters for the 
public view, more than for the fake of their corre- 
fpondents ; and I am glad of it, on account of the 
Enfertainment they have given me. Balfac did the 
fame thing, but with more ftiffnefs, and confequently 
lefs diverting. Now I muft tell you, that you are 
to look upon me as one going very faft out • of the 
world ; but my flefh and bones are to be carried to 
pply-head, for 1 will not lie in a Country of flaves. 

It 

» * 

• Curl bad jufk publiAied Pope's Letters. 



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It pleafeth me to find that you begin to diilike things 
in fpite of your Philofophy ; your Mufe cannot for- 
bear her hints to that purpofe. I cannot travel to 
fee you ; otherwife, I folemnly proteft I would do it. 
I , have an intention to pafs this winter in the country 
with a friend forty miles off, and to ride only ten 
miles a day ; yet is my health fo uncertain that I fear 
it will not be in my power. I often ride a dozen 
miles, but I come to my own bed at night : my bed 
way would be to marry, for in that cafe any bed 
would be better than my own. I found you a very 
young man, and I left you a middle-aged one j you 
knew me a middle-aged man, and now I am an old 
one. Where is my Lord * ? methinks, I am en- 
quiring after a Tulip of laft year.——" You need not 
'* apprehend any Curls meddling with your letters to 
" me; I will not deftroy them, but have ordered 
** my Executors to do that office." I have a thoufand 
things more to fay, longavitas ^ garrula^ but I muft 
remember I have other letters to write if I have time, 
which I fpend to tell you fo. 

I am ever, dearefl Sir, 

Your, etc^ 

* Perhaps " Harvey." 



FROM DR, SWIFT, etc, 299 



I.ETTER LXXIX, 

FROM DR. SWIFT, 

February 9, 17J5-6, 

T CANNOT properly call you my beft friend, becaufe 
I have not another left ^who deferves the name, 
fuch a havock have Time *, Death, E^ile, and Ob- 
livion made. Perhaps you would have fewer com^ 
plaints of my ill health and lownefs of fpirits, if they 
were not fome excufe for my delay cf writing even 
to you. It is perfeflly right what you fay of the 
indifference in common friends, whether we are fick 
or well, happy or yniferable. The very maid fervants 
in a family have the fame notion ; I have heard them 
often fay. Oh, I am very fick, if ?iny body cared 
for it ! I am vexed when my vifitors come with the 
compliment ufual here, Mr. Dean, I hope you are 
very well. My popularity that you mention, is wholly 
confined to the common people, who are more con- 
ftant than thofe we mif-call their betters. I walk the 
ftreets, and fo do my lower friends, from whom, and 
from whom alone, I have a thoufand hats and blefiings 
upon old fcores, which thofe we call the Gentry 

have 

^ All thefe lad Letters of Swift are curioui and interefting, at 
thcT give us an account of the gradual decay of his intelle£t9 and 
temper, and ftrength of naind and body ; ^nd fill us with many 
melancholy but ufeful reflections. We fee the ilept by which this 
great genius funk into difcontatt^ into puvtjbnefsy into indignaiiont 
into torpor^ into infamty! Willi TOif. 



300 LETTERS TO AND 

have forgot. But I have not the love, or hardly the 
civility, of any one man in power or ftation ; and I 
can boaft that I neither vifit nor am acquainted with 
any Lord Temporal or Spiritual in the whole king- 
dom ; nor am able to do the leaft good office to the 
moft deferving man, except what I can difpofe of 
in my own Cathedral upon a vacancy. What hath 
funk my fpirits more than even years and ficknefs, 
is refleding on the moft execrable Corruptions that 
run through every branch of public management. 

I heartily thank you for thofe lines tranflated. 
Singula de nobis mmi^ etc. You have put them in a 
ftrong and admirable light ; but however I am fo 
partial, as to be more delighted with thofe which are to 
do me the greateft honour I (hall ever receive from 
pofterity, and will outweigh the malignity of ten 
thoufand enemies. I npver faw them before, by 
which \i is plain that the letter you fent me mifcar- 
ried — — ^I do not doubt that you have choice of new 
acquaintance*, and fomeof them may be deferving; 
for youth is the feafon of Virtue ; Corruptions grow 
with years, an4 I believe the oldeft rogue in England 
is the greateft. You have years enough before you 
to watch whether thefe new acquaintance will l^eep 
their Virtue, when they leave you and go into 
the world ; how long will their fpirit of inde- 
pendency laft againft the temptations of future Mi- 

nifters, 

* His new acquaintance were, probably, Lyttleton, Murray, 
Lord Combury, &c. ' 



FROM DR, SWIFT, etc. 301 

nlfters, and future Kings.— As to the new Lord 
Lieutenant, I never knew any of the fcimily ; fo that 
I fhall not be able to get any jobb done by him for 
any deferving friend. 



LETTER LXXX. 

FROM DR. SWIFT. 

February 7, 1735-6. 

T T is fome time fince I dined at the Bifliop of Derry 's, 
where Mr. Secretary Gary told me with great 
concern, that you were taken very ill. I have heard 
nothing fince, only I have continued in great pain 
of mind, yet for my own fake and the world's more 
than for yours ; becaufe I well know how little you 
value life both as a Philofopher and a Chriftian, 
particularly the latter, wherein hardly one in a million 
of us heretics can equal you. If you are well re- 
covered, you ought to be reproached for not putting 
me efpecially out of pain, who could not bear the 
lofs of you J although we muft be for ever diftant as 
much as if I were in the grave, for which my years 
and continual indifpofition are preparing me every 
feafon. I have ftaid too long from prefling you to 
give me- fome eafe by an account of your health ; 
pray do not ufe me fb ill any more. I look upon 
you as an eftate from which I receive my bed annual 
rents, although I am. never to fee it. Mr. Ticke'- 

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was at the fame itieeting tinder the hmd real concern ; 
and fo i^'ere a hundred others of this town^ /who had 
never feen you. 

I read to the Bifhop of Derry the paragraph m 
your letter which concerned him, and hh Lordlhip 
expreffed his thankfulnefs in a manner .that became 
him- He is efteemed here as a perfon of learning 
and converfation and humanity^ but he is beloved by 
all people. 

I have nobody now left but you : fft^ay be fo kind 
to out-live me, and then die as foon as you pleafe, 
but without pain ; and let us meet in a better place, 
if my Religion will permit, but rather my Virtuey 
although much unequal to yours. Pray, let toy 
Lord Baihurft know how mtich I love him j I ftill 
infift on his remembering me, although he is toor 
much in the world to honour an abfefit friend with 
his letters* My (late of health is not to boaft of; 
my giddinefs is more of lefs too conftant ; I ileep ill,- 
and have a poor appetite. I can as eaiily write a 
Poem in the Chinefe language as my own : I am a? 
fit for Matrimony as invention ; and yet I have daily 
fchemes iar innumerable Eifays iti profe, and proceed 
fometimes to no lefs than half a dozen lines, which 
the next morning become wafte paper. What vexes 
me moft iss that my female friends, uho could bear 
me very well a dozen of years ago, have now forfaken 
me, although I am not fo old in proportion to them^ 
as I formerly was : which I can prove by AritkmetiCy 

for 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 303 

for then I was double their age, which now I am 
not. Pray, put me out of fear as foon as you can, 
about that report of your illnefs ; and let me know 
who this Chefelden * is, that hath fo lately fprung up 
in your favour ? Give me alfo fome account of your 
neighbour t who writ to me from Bath: I hear he 
reiblves to be ftrenuous for taking off the Teft ; which 
grieves me extremely, from all the unprejudiced 
reafons I ever was able to form, and againft the 
maadms of all wife Chriflian governments, which 
always had fome eftablifhed Religion, leaving at beft 
a toleration to others. 

Farcwel, my deareft friend ! ever, and upon every 
account that can create friendfbip and efteem. 



LETTER LXXXL 

March 2^, 1736. 

t F ever I write more Epiftles in Verfe, one of them 
(hall be addreffed to you. I have long concerted 
it, and begun it, but I would make what bears your 
name as finiihed as my lafl: work ought to be, that 
is to fay, more finiflied than any of the reft. The 
fubjeft is large, and will divide into four Epiftles, 

which 

* The celebrated Surgeon and Anatomift. 
t Allen of Prior park. 

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which naturally follow the Effay on Man, viz. i* 
Of the Extent and limits of Human Reafon and 
Science, a. A View of the ufeful and therefore 
attainable, and of the un-ufefiil and therefore un- 
attainable. Arts. 3. Of the Nature, Ends, Applica- 
tion, and Ufe of different Capacities. 4- Of the Ufc 
of Learning, of the Science of the World, and of Wit. 
It will conclude with a Satire againft the mif-appKca- 
tion of all thefe, exemplify'd by pidures, charafiers, 
and examples. 

But alas ! the tafk is great, and non fum qualis 
eram! My underftanding indeed, fuch as it is, is 
extended rather than diminiflied : I fee things more 
in the whole, more confident, and more clearly de- 
duced from, and related to, each other. But what 
I gain on the fide of philofophy, I lofe on the fide of 
poetry : the flowers are gone, when the fruits begin 
to ripen, and the fruits perhaps will never ripen pcr- 
feftly. The climate (under our Heaven of a Court) 
is but cold and uncertain ; the winds rife, and the 
winter comes on. I find myfelf but little difpofed to 
build a new houfe ; I have nothing left but to gather 
up the reliques of a wreck, and look about me to fee 
how few friends I have left. Pray, whofe efteem ©r 
admiration (hould I defire now to procure by my 
writings ? whofe friendlbip or converfation to obtain 
by them ? I am a man of defperate fortunes, that is, 
a man whofe friends are dead : for I never aimed at 
any other fortune than in fiiends.. - As foon as I had 

fent 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 3^5 

fcnt ray laft letter, I received a mod kind one from 
you, exprefling great pain for my late illnefs at Mr. 
Chefelden's. I conclude you was eafed of that 
friendly apprehenfion in a few days after yoa had 
difpatched yours, f6r mine mufl: have reached you 
then. 1 wondered a little at your quaere, who Che- 
felden was ? It (hews that the trueft merit does not 
travel fo far any way as on the wings of poetry ; he 
At the mofl noted, and mod deferving man, in the 
whole profeflion of Chirurgery j and has faved the 
lives of thoulands by his manner of cutting for the 
ftone. — '—I am now well, or what I mud call fo. 

1 have lately feen fome writings of Lord B.*s, (ince 
he went to France. Nothing can deprefs his Genius : 
whatever befals him, he will ftill be the greateft maa 
m the world, either in his own time, or with pof- 
terity*. 

Every man you know or care for here, enquires of 
you, and pays you the only devoir he can, that of 
drinking your health. I wifli you had any motive to 
fee this kingdom. I could keep you, for I am rich ; 
that is, I have more than I want. I can aflFord room 
for yourfelf and two fervants ; I have indeed room 
enough, nothing but myfelf at home ; the kind and 
hearty houfe-wife is dead ! the agreeable and inftruc- 
tivc neighbour is gone ! yet my houfe is enlarged, 

and 

* Difcedo Alczus pundlo illiue ! ilk xneo quis ? 
Quis nili Callimackus ? 

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and the gardens extend and flourifli, as knowing 
nothing of the guefts they have loft. I have more 
fruit-trees and kitchen-garden than you have any 
thought of: nay, I have good Melons and Pine-apples 
of my own growth. I am as much a better Gardener, 
as I am a worfe Poet, than when you faw mc but 
gardening is near a-kin to Philofophy, for Tully fayr, 
Agricultura proxima fapienlia. For God's fake, why 
fliould not you (that are a ftep higher than a Philofo- 
pher, a Divine, yet have too much grace and wit 
than to be a Biihop) e'en give all you have to the 
poor of Ireland, (for whom you have already done 
every thing elfe,) fo quit the place, and live and die 
with me? And let Tales anima Concordes, be our 
Motto and our Epitaph. 



LETTER LXXXII. 



FROM DR. SWIFT. 



Dublin, April 22, 1736. 

TiyTY common illnefs is of that kind which utterly 
difqualliies me for all converfation ; I mean my 
Deafnefs; and, indeed, it is that only which difcou* 
rageth me from all thoughts of coming to England; 
becaufe I am never fure that it may not return in 
a week. If it were a good honeft Gout, I could catch 
an interval, to take a voyage, and in a warm lodging 






FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 307 

get an eafy chair, and be able to hear and roar among 
my friends. " As to what you fay of your Letters, 
iince you have many years of life more than I, my 
refolution is to direfl: my Executors to fend you all 
" your letters, well fealed and pacquetted, along with 
** fome legacies mentioned in my will, and leave 
•* them entirely to your difpofal : thofe things are all 
** tied up, endorfed, and locked in a cabinet, and I 
** have not one fervant who can properly be faid to 
" write or read: no mortal ihall copy them, but 
" you {hall furely have them when I am no more/' 
I have a little repined at my being hitherto flipped by 
you in your Epiftles, not from any other ambition 
than the Title of a Friend, and in that fenfe I expeft 
you ihall perform your promife, if your health and 
leifure and inclination will permit. I deny your lofing 
on the fide of Poetry ; I could reafon againft you a 
little from experience ; you are, and will be fome 
years to come, at the age * when invention ftill keeps 
its ground, and judgment is at full maturity; but 
your fubjeds are much more diiEcult when confined 
to Verfe. I am amazed to fee you exhauft the whole 
fcience of Morality, in fo maflerly a manner. Sir 
W. Temple faid, that the lofs of Friends was a Tax 
upon long life : it need not be very long, fince you 
have had lb great a (hare, but I have not above one 
left : and in this Country I have only a few general 

companions 

* Pope was at thig time in his 48th year. Swift in hia 
69th. 

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companions of good nature and middling undcrftand* 
ings. How fhould I know Chefelden ? On your fide, 
men of feme ftart up and die before we here (at leaft 
I) know any thing of the matter. I am a Kttle com- 
forted with what you fay of Lord B/s Genius ftill 
keeping up, and preparing to appear by effefts worthy 
of the author, and ufefiil to the world. — Common 
reports have made me very uneafy about your neigh- 
bour Mr. P. * It is affirmed that he hath been very 
near death : I love him for being a Patriot in mofl 
corrupted times, and highly efteem his excellent un- 
derftanding. Nothing but the perverfe nature of my 
diforders, as I have above defcribed them, and which 
are abfolute difqualifications for converfe, could hinder 
me from waiting on you at Twickenham, and nurfing 
you to Paris. In fhort, iny Ailments amount to a 
prohibition, although I am, as you defcribe yourfelf, 
what / mujl call well^ yet I have not fpirits left to ride 
out, which (excepting walking) was my only diver- 
fion. And I muft exped: to decline every month, 
like one who lives upon his principal fum, which 
muft leflen every day : and, indeed, I am likewife lite- 
rally almoft in the fame cafe, while every body owes 
me, and nobody pays me. Inftead of a yoong race 
of Patriots on your fide, which gives me feme glimpfe 
of joy, here we have the dired contrary, a race of 

young 

* Pultency, of whom Pope afterwards wrote, — 

" He foams a Patriot, to fubfidc a Peer." 

Which exadly happened ; for Pultcney was created Lord Batli^ 
after Pope's fcvcrt Satire, entitled " 1740," was written. 



FROM DR. SWIFT^ etc. 309 

young Dunces and Atheifts, or old Villains and 
Monfters, whereof four-fifths are more wicked and 
ftupid than Chartres. Your wants are fo few, that 
you need not be rich to fupply them ; and my wants 
are fo many, that a King's feven millions of guineas 
would not fupport me» 



LETTER LXXXIII. 

Auguft 17, 1736. 

y FIND, though I have lefs experience than you, the 
truth of what you told me fome^ time ago, that 
increafe of years makes men more talkative, but lefs 
writative : to that degree, that I now write no letters 
but of plain bufineis, or plain how-d*ye's to thofe few 
I am forced to correfpond with, either out of necef- 
fity or love : and I grow Laconic even beyond Laco« 
nicifme ; for fometimes I return only Yes, or No, to 
queftionary or petitionary Epiftles of half a yard long* 
Tou and Lord Bolingbroke are the only men to 
\vhom I write, and always in folio. You are indeed 
aloiofl the only men I know, who either can write in 
this age, or whofe writings will reach the next : others 
are mere mortals. Whatever failings fuch men may 
have, a refped is due to them, as Luminaries whofe 
exaltation renders their motion a little irregular, or 

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3IO LETTERS TO AND 

rather caufes it to feem fo to others. I am afraid to 
cenfure any thing I hear of Dean Swift, becaufe I 
4iear it only from mortals, blind and dull : and you 
fliould be cautious of ^enfuring any a&ion or motion 
of Lord B. becaufe you hear it only from ihallov, 
envious, or malicious reporters. What you write to 
me about him, I find to my great fcandal repeated in 
one of yours to m . Whatever you might hint to 
me, was this for the profane? The thing, if tiiie, 
ihould be concealed * } but it is, I aiTure you, abfo- 
lutely untrue, in every circumflance. lie has fixed in 
a very agreeable retirement near Fountainbleau, and 
makes it bis whole bufinefs vacate Uteris. But tell 
me the truth, were you not angry at his omitting to 
write to you fo long ? I may, for I hear from him 
feldomer than from you ; that is, twice or thrice a 
year at moft. Can you poflTibly think he can negleft 
you, or difregard you ? If you catch yourfelf at 
thinking fuch nonfenfe, your parts are decayed : for, 
believe me, great Geniufes muft and do efteem one 
another, and I queftion if any others can efteem or 
comprehend uncommon merit. Others only guefs at 
that merit, or fee glimmerings of their minds: a 
Genius has the intuitive faculty : therefore, ima^ne 
what you will, you cannot be fo fure of any man's 
efteem as of his. If I can think that neither he nor 

you 

• One of BoIingbrokeS Letters to Sir Charlei Wyodham 
feems ^o explain this circumflance, written in the fame year, in 
which he fays, «< it is reported among you, that I play the Cdadon 
here, ac." The LctUr is printed in this volume. 



I 



!• 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 311 

you defpife me, it is a greater honour to me by far, 
and will be thought fo by pofterity, than if all the 
Houfe of Lords writ Commendatory Verfes upon me, 
the Commons ordered me to print my Works, the 
Univerfities gave me public thanks, and the King *, 
Queen, and Prince crowned me with Laurel. You 
are a very ignorant man ; you don't know the figure 
his name and yours will make hereafter : I do, and 
will preferve all the memorials I can, that I was of 
your intimacy; longOyfedpreximusj intervallo. I will 
not quarrel with the prefent Age ; it has done enough 
for me, in making and keeping you two my friends. 
Do not you be too angry at it, and let not him be 
too angry at it ; it has done and can do neither of 
you any manner of harm, as long as it has not, and 
cannot burn youf works : while thofc fubfift, you'll 
both appear the greatefl: men of the time, in fpite of 
Princes and Minifters ; and the wifeft, in fpite of all 
the little Errors you may pleafe to commit. 

Adieu. May better health attend you, than, I 
fear, you poiTefs : may but as good health attend you 
always as mine is at prefent : tolerable, when an eafy 
mind is joined with it. 

♦ ** The King's Queen," is a mode of cxprcffion, by which he 
may be Tulgarly (aid to ^* kill two birds with one ftone ;'' meaning 
to exprefs the greateft contempt for both George II. aad 



? Queen Caroline. 



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LETTER LXXXIV. 

FROM DR. SWIFT. 

DecemHier-2, 1736, 

J THINK you owe me a letter, but whether you 
do or nbtj I have not been in a condition to write. 
Years and Infirmities have quite broke me ; I mean 
that odious continual diforder in my head. I neither 
read, nor write, nor remember, nor conVcrfe. All 
i have left is to walk and ride; the firft'l can do 
•tolerably ; but the latter, for want of good weather 
at this feafon, is feldom in my power ; and having 
not an ounce of fleih about me, my Ikin come off 
in ten miles riding, becaufe my {kin and bone can- 
not agree together. But I am angry, becaufe you 
will not fuppofe me as fick as 1 am, and wiite to 
me out of perfeft charity, although I fhould not be 
able to anfwer. I have too many vexations by my 
ftation and the impertinence of people, to be able 
to bear th^ mortification of not hearing from a very 
few diflant friends that are left; and, confidering 
how time and fortune have ordered m^itters, I have 
hardly one friend left but yourfelf. What Horace 
fays. Singula de nobis anni pr^dantvr^ I feel everj^ 
month, at fart heft j and by this computation, if 
I hold out two years, 1 {hall think it a miracle. My 
comfort is, you begun to diftinguiih fo confounded 

early, 



FROM DR, SWIFT, etc. 313 

early, that your acqusuntance with diftinguilhcd men 
of all kinds was almoft as ajicient as mine. I mean 
Wycherley, Rowe, Frioc, Congreve, Addifon, Par- 
nel, etc. and in fpite of your heart, you have owned 
me a Cotemporary. Not to mepition Lords Oxford, 
BoJingbroke, Harcourt, Peterborow : in fliort, 1 
was t'other day recoUeding twenty-feven great Mi* 
jiifters, or Men of Wit and Learning, who are all 
dead, and all of my acquaintance, within twenty 
years pad ; neither have I the grac^ to be forry, that 
the prefent times are dfawn to the dregs as well as 
my own life. ■ May my friisnds be happy in this 
and a better life, but I value not what becomes of Poi^ 
terity when I confider from what Monfters they are to 
fpring. ■ My Lord Orrery writes to you to-morrow, 
and you fee I fend this under his cover, or at lead 
franked by him. He has 3000/. a-year about Cork, 
and the neighbourhood, and has more than threoy 
years' rent unpaid : this is our condition, in thefe 
blefled times. I writ to your ndghbour about a 
month ago, and fubfcribed my name : I fear he hath 
not received my letter, and wifli you would a(k him . 
but perhaps be is ftill a-rambling ; for we hear of him 
at Newmarket, and that Boerhaave hath reftored his 
health.— -How my fervices are leflened of late with 
the number of my friends on your fide! yet, my 
Lord Bathurfl and Lord Maiham and Mr. Lewis re- 
main, and being your acquaintance, I defire when 
you fee them to deliver my compliments j but chiefly 

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to Mrs* P. B, • and let me know whether (he be as 
young and agreeable as when I faw her laft ? Have 
you got a fupply of new friends to make up for thofe 
who are gone ? and are they equal to the firft ? I 
am afraid it is with friends as with times ; and that 
the laudator temporis afii fe puero^ is equally appli- 
cable to both. I am lefs grieved for living here, 
becaufe it is a perfed retirement, and confequently 
fitted for thofe who are grown good for nothing: 
for this town and kingdom are as much out of the 
world as North-Wales.— — My head is fo ill that 
I cannot write a paper full as I ufed to do ; and yet 
I will not forgive a blank of half an inch from you. 
I had rcafon to cxpeQ: from fome of your letters, 
that we were to hope for more Epiftles of Morality ; 
and, I aflure you, my acquaintance refent that they 
have not feen my name at the head of one. The 
fubje£ls of fuch Epiftles are more uftful to the 
public, by your manner of handling them, than any 
of all your writings : and although, in fo profligate 
a world as ours, they may poffibly not much mend 
our manners, yet pofterity will enjoy the benefit, 
whenever a Court happens to have the leaft reliih for 
Virtue and Religion. 

♦ Patty BlouDt, 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 



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LETTER LXXXV. 



TO DR. SWIFT. 



December 30, 1736. 

TT'OUR very kind letter has made me more melan* 
choly, than almoft any thing in this world now 
can do. For I can bear every thing in it, bad as it U, 
better than the complaints of my friends. Though 
others tell me you are in pretty good health and in 
good fpirits, I find the contrary when you open your 
mind to me : and indeed it is but a prudent part, to 
feem not fo concerned about others, nor fo crazy 
ourfelves. as we really are : for we ihall neither be 
beloved nor efteemed the more, by our common ac- 
quaintance, for any affli£tion or any infirmity. But 
to our true friend we may, we muft complain, of 
what ('tis a thoufand to one) he complains with us ; 
for if we have known him long, he is old, and if he 
has known the world long, he is out of humour at it. 
If you have but as much more heahh than others at 
your age, as you have more wit and good temper, 
you (hall not have much of my Pity : but if you 
ever live to have lefs, you ihall not have lefs of my 
A5e6Hon. A whole people will rejoice at every year 
that (hall be added to you, of which you have had a 
late inftance in the public rejoicings on your birth. 

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day. I can aflure you, fomething better and greater 
than high birth and quality mufl: go toward acquiring 
thofe demonftrations of public efteem and love. I 
have Teen a royal birth-day uncelebrated, but by one 
vile Ode, and one hired bonfire* Whatever yean 
may take away from you, they will not take away 
the general efteem, for your Senfe, Virtue, and 
Charity. 

The moft melancholy effeft of years is that you 
mention, the catalogue of thofe we loved and have 
loft, perjpetually increafing. How much that Re- 
flexion ftruck me, you'll fee' from the Motto I have 
prefixed to my Book of Letters which fo much againft 
my inclination has been drawn from me. It is from 
Catullus : 

Quo dcfidcrio vctercs rcvocamus Amorcs, 
Atque olim amifTas flemus Amicitias ! 

I detain this letter till I can find fome fafe con^ 
veyance ; innocent as it is, and as all letters of mine 
muft be, of any thing to offend my fuperiors, except 
the reverence I bear to true merit and virtue. ^* But 
I have much reafon to fear, thofe which you have 
too partially kept in your hands will get out in 
fome very difagreeable fhape, in C2fe of our mor- 
^' tality : and the more reafon to fear it, fince this 
*' laft month Curl has obtained from Ireland two 
*' letters (one of Lord Bolingbroke and one of mine, 
*' to you, which we wrote in the year 1723) j and he 

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has printed them, to the beft of my memory^ 
rightly, except one paffage concerning Davley,. 
which mult have been llnce inferted, fince my 
Lord had not that place at that time. Your 
•• anfwer to that letter he has not got j it has never 
•• been out of my cuftody ; for whatever is lent is 
** loft (Wit as well as Money) to thefe needy poeti* 
** cal readers.** 

ITie world will certainly be the better for his 
change of life. He fecms in the whole turn of his 
letters to be a fettled and principled Philofopher, 
thanking Fortune for the Tranquillity,* he has been' 
led into by her averfion, like a man driven by a vio- 
lent wind, from the fea into a calm harbour. Tou 
aik me if I have got any fupply of new Friends to 
make up for thofe that are gone ? I think that im- 
poiiible, for not our friends only, but fo much of 
ourfelves is gone by the mere flux and courfe of years,, 
that were the fame friends to be reftored to us, we 
could not be reftored to ourfelves, to enjoy them. 
But as when the continual wafliing of a river takes 
away our flowers and plants, it throws weeds and 
fedges in their room ^ j fo the courfe of time brings 

us 

* As retirement and tranqoillity were conftantly the topics 
of Bolingbrokc'^ Letters, his profeflioos may be as mach believed as 
Pope's, who fays of his own Letters, that " they had been drawn 
from him fo much agatnfi his own incUnailon** 

' There are fomc ftrokes in this Letter, which can be accounted 
for DO otherwife th^n by the Author's extreme compaflton and 

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us fomething, as it deprives us of a great deal ; and 
inftead of leaving us vi^hat we cultivated, and expeded 
to flouriih and adorn us, gives us only what is of feme 
little ufe, by accident. Thus I have acquired, with- 
out my feeking, a few chance-acquaintance*, of 
young men, who look rather to the pad age than the 
prefent, and therefore the future may have fome hope& 
of them. If I love them, it is becaufe they honour 
fome of thofe whom I, and the world, have loft, or 
are lofing. Two or three of them have diftinguilhed 
themfelves in Parliament, and you will own in a very 
uncommon manner, when I tell you it is by their 
afierting of Independency, and Contempt of Cor- 
ruption. One or two are linked to me by their 
love of the fame ftudies and the fame authors : but 
I will own to you, my moral capacity has got fo much 
the better of my poetical, that I have few acquaintance 
on the latter fcore, and none without a cafting weight 
on the former. But I find my heart hardened and 
blunt to new impreffions^ it will fcarce recdve or re' 
tain aflFe£tions of yefterday; and thofe friends who 
have been, dead thefe twenty years, are more prefent 

to 



tendernefs of heart, too much affeftcd by the complaints of a 
peeviih old man (labouring and impatient under bis lofirmities) . 
and too intent in the friendly office of mollifying them. 

Warbdrtok. 

♦ Warton fays, " Some of thefe new friends were, he knew, dif- 
pleafed at the manner in which they are mentioned in this Letter." 
He probably means Lord Littleton. 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 319 

to mc now, than thofe I fee daily. You, dear Sir, 
are one of the former fort to me in all refpe£ls but 
that we can, yet, correfpond together. I don't know 
whether 'tis not more vexatious, to know we are 
both in one world, without any further intercourfe. 
Adieu. 1 can fay no more, I feel fo much : let me drop 
into common things. — Lord Mafliam has jufl married 
his fon. Mr. Lewis has jufl buried his wife. Lord 
Oxford wept over your Letter* in pure kindnefs. 
Mrs. B. fighs more for you, than for the lofs of 
youth. She fays, fhe will be agreeable many years 
hence, for fhe has learned that fecret from fome re- 
ceipts of your writing.— Adieu. 



LETTER LXXXVI. 

March 23, i7.^6»»7. 

TT HOUGH you were never to write to me, yet what 

you defired in your lafl, that I would write 

often to you, would be a very eafy tafk j for every day 

I talk 

* Thefe Lettcre that almoft^ us among the very perfons who 
wrote them, create, with all their faults, a melancholy intereft. We 
hear of their acquaintance, friends, purfuits, ftudies, as if we knew 
them ; we fee the progrefs of their years and infirmities, and follow 
them through the gradations from youth to age, from hope to dif, 
appointment; and partake of their feelings, '.heir partialities, 
averfioDSi hopes, and forrowt, till all is daft and filencc. 

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1 talk with you, and of you, in my heart ; and I 
need only fet down what that is thinking of. The 
nearer I find myfelf Verging to that period of life 
which is to be labour and forrow, the more I propr 
myfelf upon thofe few fupports that are left me. 
t^eople in this Q:ate are like props indeed ; they cannot 
ftand alone,' but two or more of them can ftand, lean* 
ing and bearing upon one another. I wifh you and I 
might pafs this part of life together. My only ne- 
ceffary care is at an end. I am now my own mafter 
too much ; my houfe is too large ; my gardens fumifli 
too much wood and provifion for my ufe. My fenrants 
are fenfible and tender of me; they have inter- 
married, and are become rather low friends than 
fervants : and to all thofe that I fee here with plea- 
fure, they take a pleafure in being ufefiil. I con- 
clude this is your cafe too in your domeftic life, 
and I fometimes think of your old houfe-keeper as 
my nurfe; though 1 tremble at the fea, which 
only divides us. As your fears are not fo great 

■ 

as mine, and, I firmly hope, your ftrength ftifl 
much greater, is it utterly impoflible, it might once 
more be fome pleafure to you to fee England? 
My fole motive in propofing France to meet in, 
was the narrownefs of the psiflage by fea from 
hence, the Phyficians having told me the weaknels 
of my bread, etc. is facb, as a fea-ficknefs might 
endanger my life. Though one or two of our 
friends are gone,, fince you faw your native country, 

there 






FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 321 

there remain a few mofe who will laft fo till death, 

and who, I cannot but hope, have an attraftive 

power to draw you back to a Country •, which can-* 

not quite be funk or enflaved, while fiich fpirits 

remain. And let me tell you, there are a few 

more of the fame fpirit, who would awaken all 

your old ideas, and revive your hopes of a future 

recovery and Virtue. Thefe look up to you, with 

reverence, and would be animated by the fight 

of him at whofe foul they have taken fire, in his 

writings, and derived from thence as much Love of 

their fpecies as is confident with a contempt for the 

knaves of it. 

I could never be weary, except at the eyes, of 

writing to you ; but my real reafon (and a ftrong 

one it is) for doing it fo feldom, is Fear ; Fear 

of a very great and experienced evil, that of my 

letters being kepc by the partiality of friends, and 

pafGng into the hands and malice of enemies ; who 

publiQi them with all their Imperfedions on their 

head ; fo that I write not on the common terms of 

faoneft men. 

Would 

r ^ It has been obferved, that the lafl place of Swift's refidence ia 

I England^ was Letcombe. He retired there to the houfe of hia 

r friend, juft before Queen Anne's death, when he found it impof- 

fible to reconcile Oxford and Bolingbroke. In this village he 
wrote his " Free Thoughts on the prefent State of Affairs.'' Hia 
friend was the Rev. Mr. Geary, redlor of the place : and there is 
a kind of Cloifter in the garden, where he ufed to walk in wet 
weather, which is ftill called ** Dean Swift's Cloifter/' 
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22% LETTERS TO AND 

Would to God you wo\fld come over with Lord 
Orrery, whofe care of you in the voyage I could 
fp certainly depend on; and bring with you your 
old houfe-keeper and two or three fervants. I have 
room for all, a heart for all, and (think what you 
will) a fortune for all. We could, were we to- 
gether, contrive to make our laft days eafy, and 
leave fome fort of Monument, what Friends two 
Wits could be in fpite of all the fools in the world. 

Adieu. 



LETTER LXXXVIL 

FROM DR. SWIFT. 

Dublin, May 3 1, 1737. 

T T is true, I owe you f6me letters, but it has {leafed 
God, that I have not been in a condition to pay 
you. When you (hall be at my age, perhaps you 
may lie under the fame difability to your prefent or 
future friends. But my age is not my difability, for 
I can walk fix or feven miles, and ride a dozen. 
But I am deaf for two months together ; this deaf^ 
nefs imquallfies me for all company, except a few 
friends with counter-tenor voices, whom I can call 
names, if they do not fpeak loud enough for my ears. 
It is this evil that hath hindered me from venturing 
to the Bath, and to Twickenham ; for deafnefs being 

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FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 323 

not a frequent diforder,- hath no allowance given it ( 
and the fcurvy figure a man affedied that way makes 
in company, is utterly infupportable. 

It was I began with the petition to you of Orna ine^ 
and now you come like an unfair merchant to charge 
me with being in your debt } which by your way of 
reckoning I muft always, be, for yours are filways 
guineas, and mine farthings ; and yet I have a pre- 
fence to quarrel with you, becaufe I am not at the 
head of any one of your Epiftles. 1 am often won- 
dering how you come to excel all mortals on the 
fubjeft of Morality, even in the poetical way ; and 
fliould have wondered more, if Nature and Education 
had not made you a profeffor of it from your infancy. 
** All the letters I can find of yours, I have faftened 
'* in a folio cover, and the refl in bundles endorf^d : 
but, by reading their dates, I find a chafm of 
fix years, of which I can find no copies ; and 
yet I keep them with all poffible care : but I have 
** been forced, on three or four occafions, to fend 
** all my papers to fome friends ; yet thofe papers 
** were all fent fealed in bundles, to fome faithful 
" friends : however, what 1 have, are not much 
" above fixty." 1 found nothing in any one of 
them to be left out : none of them have any thing 
to do with Party, of which you are the cleareft of 
all men by your Religion, and the whole tenor of 
your life ; while I am raging every moment againfl: 

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the Corruption of both kingdoms, efpecially of this ; 
fuch is my weaknefs. 

I have read your Epiftle of Horace to Auguftufi : 
it was fent me in the Englifli Edition, as foon as it 
could come. They are printing it in a fmall oftavo. 
The curious are looking out, forae for Flattery, fomc 
for Irfcnies in it 5 the four folks think they have found 
out fome: but your admirers here, I mean every 
man of tafte, affeft to be certain, that the Profeffion 
of friendfliip to Me in the fame poem, will not fuffcr 
you to be thought a Flatterer. My happinefs is that 
you are too far engaged, and in fpite of you the ages 
to come will celebrate me, and know you were a 
friend who loved and efteemed me, although I died 
the objeft of Court and Party hatred. 

Pray, who is that Mr. Glover, who writ the Epic 
poem called Leonidas *, which is reprinting here, 

and 

* Few Poems, on their fir ft appearance, have been received 
with greater applaufe than Leonidas. Lord Lyitelton, in the 
paper called Common Senfif gave 1% a very high encomium. Dr. 
Pemberton wrote a long and critical examination of its merits^ 
equalling it to Homer and Milton. Nothing elfc was read or 
talked of at Lelcefter-houfe ; and by all the Members that were in 
Oppofition to Sir R. Walpole ; and particularly by Lord Cohbam 
and his friends, to whom the Poem was dedicated. If at 6rft it 
was too much admired, it certainly of late has been too much 
pegleded. Many parts of it are commendable; fuch as» the 
parting of Leonidas with his wife and family ; the dory Kii Atnana 
and T^erihovLus; the hymn of the Magi; the dream of Leonidas; 
the defcription of his (hield ; the exa(^ defcription of the vaii 
fkrmy of Xerxes, taken from Herodptus i the burning the camp 



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FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 3^5 

and bath great vogue? We have frequently good 
Poems of late from London *. I have juft read one 
upon Converfation t, and two or three others. But 
the crowd do not incumber you, who, like the Orator 
or Preacher, ftand aloft, and are feen above the reft, 
more than the whole affembly below. 

1 am able to write no more ; and this is my third 
endeavour, which is too weak to finifh the paper. 
I am, my deareft friend, yours entirely, as long as 
I can write, or fpeak, or think. 



of Xerxet; and the laft confiidl and death of the hero. Many 
of the charadlers are drawn with difcrimination and truth. The 
'ftylct which fomettmcs wants eleyation, is remarkably pure and 
perfpicuous : but the numbers want variety, and he has not enough 
availed him£elf of the great privilege' of bUink verfe, to run hta 
▼erfes into one another, with dififertnt paufes. And I have often 
(as I bad the pleafure of kno>ving him well) difputed with him 
9n his favourite opinion, that only Iambic feet (hould. be ufed xil 
our heroic verfes,; without admitting any Tfochaic, His Medea 
is ftill a£led with applaufe. He was one of the bed and moft 
accurate Greek fcholars of his time : and a man of great probity, 
iotegrity, and fweetnefs of manners. He has left behind him fome 
curioui Memoirs, which, it is hoped, will be one day publifhed. 

Wartom. 

• Glover, Thomfon, &c. indeed, wrote in fuch a fuperior ftyle 
of poetry, that he might fay with great truth, " We have frequently 
l^ood Poems from London.'' 

\ By Mr. Stillingfleet, publifhed afterwards in Dodjley^s Mif* 
ceBantea. He was a leam«l, modedi and ingenious man ; a great 
and ikiiful Botanift. Wartok* 



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LETTER LXXXVIIL 

FROM DR. SWIFT. 

Dublin, July 23, 1737. 

T SENT a letter to you fome weeks ago, 'which my 
Lord Orrery incloftd in one of his, to which I 
received as yet no anfwer, but it will be time 
enough when his Lordflbip goes over, which will be, 
as he hopes, in about ten days, and then he will take 
with him " all the letters I preferved of yours, which 
are not above twenty- five. I find there is a great 
chafm of fome years, but the dates are more 
early than my two laft journeys to England, which 
makes me imagines, that in one of thofe journeys 
I carried over another Cargo." But I cannot 
truft my memory half an hour \ and my diforder of 
deafnefs and giddinefs increafes daily *. So that I am 
declining as faft as it is eafily poflible for me, if I were 
a dozen years older. 

We have had your volume of letters, which, 1 2«n 
told, are to be printed here: fome of thofe who highly 
efteem you, and a few who know you perfonally, 
are grieved to find you make »o diftinftion between 
the Englifh Gentry of this Kingdom, and the fayage 

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undermined his faculties, and -funk him at lall in helplefs decays 
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FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 327 

old Irifh (who arc only the vulgar, and fome Gen- 
tlemen who live in the Irifli pjtrts of the Kingdom); but 
the Englifli Colonies, who are three parts in four, 
are much more civilized than uvtnj Counties in 
England, and fpeak better Englifli, and are much 
better bred. And they think it very hard, that an 
American, who is of the fifth generation from Eng- 
land, fhould be allowed to preferve that title, only 

I 

becaufe we have been told by fome of them that their 
names are entered in fome parifli in London. I have 
three or four Coufins here who were born in Portu- 
gal, whofe parents took the fame care, and they are 
all of them Lortddners. Dr. Delany, who^ as I take 
it, is of an Irifli family, came to viGt me three days 
ago, on purpofe to complain of thofe paflages in 
your Letters ; he will not allow fuch a diflperence be- 
tween the two climates, but will aflTert that North- 
Wales, Northumberland, Yorkfliire, and the other 
Northern Shires, have a more cloudy ungenial air 
than any part of Ireland^ In fliort, I am afraid your 
friends and admirers here will force you to make a 
Palinody. 

As for the other parts of your volume of Letters, 
my opinion is, that there might be collected from 
them the befl: Syftem that ever was wrote for the Con- 
duct of human life, at lead to fliame all reafonable 
men out of their Follies and Vices. It is fome re- 
commendation of this Kingdom, and of the tafte of 
the people, that you are at lead as highly celebrated 

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here as you are at home. If you will blame us for 
Slav^, Corruption, Athdfm, and fuch trifles, do it 
freely, but include England, only with an addition 
of every other Vice. — ^I wifli you would give orders 
againft the corruption of Englifh by thofe Scribblers, 
who fend us over their trafh in Profe and Verfe, with 
abominable curtailings and quaint modemifiaM.— I 
am now daily expefting an end of life : I have loft 
all fpirit, and evety fcrap of health: I fometimes 
recover a little of my hearing, but my head is ever 
out of order. While I have any ability to hold a 
commerce with you, I will never be filent, and this 
chancing to be a day that I can hold a pen, I will 
drag it as long as I am able. Pray let my Lord Orrery 
fee you often ; next to yourfelf, I love no man fo 
well ; and tell him what I fay, if he vifits you. I 
have now done, for it is evening, and my head grows 
worfe. May God always proteft you, and prefervc 
you long, for a pattern of Piety and Vitrue. 

Farewell, my dearefl and almoft only conftant 
friend. I am ever, at leaf): in my efteem, honour, and 
aflfe£tion to you, what I hope you expeft me to be, 

Yours, etc» 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 325 



LETTER LXXXIX. 



FROM DR. SWIFT. 



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My dear Friend, Dublin, Aug. 8, 1738. 

IT HAVE yours of July 25, and firft I defire you will 

look upon me as a man worn with years^ and funk 
by public as well as perfonai vexations. I have en- 
tirely loft my memory, uncapable of converfation by 
a cruel dealhefs, which has lafled almoft a year, and 
I defpair of any cure. I fay not this to encreafe your 
compafliony (of which you have already too great a 
part,) but as an excufe for my not being regular in my 
Letters to you, and fome few other friends. I have 
an ill name in the Poft-ofBce of both Kingdoms, 
which makes the Letters addreifed to me not feldom 
mifcarry, or be opened and read, and then fealed in 
a bungling manner before they come to my hands. 
Our friend Mrs. B. * is very often in my thoughts, an4 
high in my efteem ; I defire, you will be the meflenger 
of my humble thanks and fervice to her. That fupe- 
rior univerfal Genius t you defcribe, whofe hand- writ- 
ing- I know towards the end of your Letter, hath 

made 

* See an origrinal Letter of Swift^8) in the tenth Volume» 
beginniog, — " Madam Pat." 

f Bolingbroke. 6 



33& LETtEfeS TO AND 

made me both proud and happy ; but by what ht 
writes I fear he will be too foon gone to his Foreft 
abroad *. He began in the Queen's time to be my 
Patron, and then defcended to be my Friend. 

It is a great Favour of Heaven that your health 
grows better by the addition of years. I have abfo- 
lutely done with poetry for feveral years pad, and even 
at my beft times I could produce nothing but trifles : 
I therefore rejeft your compliments on that fcore, and 
it is no compliment in me j for I take your fecond Dia- 
logue that you lately fent me, to equal almoll any 
thing you ever writ ; although I live fo much out of 
the world, that I am ignorant of the fa£ts and per* 
fons, which, I prefume, are very well knpwn front 
Temple-bar to St. James's (I mean the Court ex- 
clufive). 

" I can faithfully affure you, that every Letter you 
" have favoured me with, thefe twenty years and 
•* more, are fealed up in bundles, and delivered to 
** Mrs. W t, a very worthy, rational, and judici- 
" ous Coufin of mine, and the only relation whof6 
•* vifits I can fufier : all thefe letters flie is direfted to 
*' fend fafely to you upon my deceafe.'' 

My Lord Orrery is gone with his Lady to a part cf 
her eftate in the North : fhe is a perfon of very good 
underftanding as any I know of her fex. Give me 
leave to write here a (hort anfwer to my Lord B.'s 
letter in the laft page of yours. 

My 

• The Foreft of Fontaiableau. f Mrt. Whiteway. 

5 



FROM i)R. SWIFT, etc.. 331 

My dear Lord, 
I am infinitely obliged to your Lordfhip for the 
honour of your Letter, and kind remembrance of me. 
I do here confefs, that I have more obligations to 
your Lordfliip than to all the world befides. You 
never deceived me, even when you were a great 
Minifter of State : and yet 1 love you ftill more, for 
your condefcending to write to me, when you had 
the honour to be an Exile. I can hardly • hope to 
live till you publifh your Hiftory, and am vain enough 
to wifli that my name could be fqueezed in among the 
few Subalterns, quorum pars parva fui : if not, I will 
be revenged, and contrive fome way to be known to 
futurity, that I had the honour to have your Lordfliip 
for my bell Patron 5 and I will live and die, with the 

higheft veneration and gratitude, your moft obedient, 
etc. 

P. S. I will here in a Poftfcript correfl: (if it be 

pouible) the blunders I have made in my letter. I 

ihewed my Coufin * the above letter, and (he aiTures 

me, that a great Colledion of • your me, 

letters to 

are put up and fealed, my you, 

and 

* Mrs. Whitcway. 

• 'Tis written juft thus in the Original. The Book that is now 
printed feems to be part of the Collcftion here fpoken of, as it 
contains not only the Letters of Mr. Pope but of Dr. Swift, botli 
to him and Mr, Gay, which were returned him after Mr. Gay 'a 
death : though any mention made by Mr. P. of the Return or Ex- 
change of Letters has been induftroufly fupprcffed in the Publica- 
tion, aad only appears by fome of the Anfwers. Warburtom. 



332 



LETTERS TO AND 



and in fome very fafe hand '. I am, my 
moft dear and honoured Friend, entirely 

Yours, etc. 
It is now jiug. 24, 

1738. 



Sir, 



' The Earl of OtLt^EKY to Mr, Pope. 



I am more and more convinced that your Letters are neither 
lod nor burnt ; but who the Dean means by ^i/afi band in Ireland, 
is beyond my power of guefling, thouj^h I am particularly ac- 
quainted with moft, if not all, of his friends. As I knew yon 
had the recovery of thofe Letters at heart, I took more than 
ordinary pains to find out where they were ; but my cnquirict 
were to no purpofe, and, I fear, whoever has them is too tenaci- 
ous of them to difcover where they lie, " Mrs, W did aflnrc 

'* me (he had not one of them, and feemed to be under great 
*< uneafinefs that you (hould imagine they were left with her. 
" She likewife told me (he had (lopped the Dean's Letter which 
<< gave you that information ; but believed he would write foch 
** another; and therefore defired me to aflure you, from her,' 
** that (he was totally ignorant where they were." 

You may make what ufe you pleafe, either to the Dean or any 
other perfon; of what I have told you. I am ready to teftify it ; 
and 1 think it ought to be known, *< That the Dean fays they 

<* are delivered into a fafe hand, and * Mrs. W declares (he hat 

** them not. The Confequence of their being hereafter publiChed 
« may give uneafinefs to fome of your Friends, and of courfe to 
*^ you : fo 1 would do all in my power to make you entirely eafy 
** in that point." 

This is the firft time that I have put pen to paper fioce my late 
misfortune, and I (hould fay (as an excufe for this Letter) that it 
has cod me fome pain, did it not allow me an opportunity to afiaie 
you, that I am^ 

Dear Sir, 

With th«true(l efteem. 
Your very faithful and obedient Servant, 
Marfton, OBt. 4. 1738. ORRERY* 

* Tbifl Lady fince gave Mr. Pope the ftrongeft aflunnccs that (be bad 
ufed her utmuil Endeavours to prevent the Pu^Ucttion j aay, Yeot fo far at lb 

ficttU 



FROM DR, SWIFT, etc. 333 



LETTER XC- 

fThc following is a very curious Letter of Swift to Sir W. 

Temple, hitherto uDpublifhed ♦.^ 

May it pleafe your Honour, Dublin, Oa. 6, 169^.- 

'pHAT 1 might not continue the many troubles I 
have given you, I have all this while avoided one, 
which I fear proves neceffary at laft. I have taken all 
due methods to be ordained, and one time of ordina* 
tion is already elapfed fmce my arrival for effeding it. 
Two or three bifhops, acquaintance of our family, 
have fignified to me and them, that after fo long 
ftanding in the Univerfity, it is admired I have not 
entered upon fomething or other, (above half the 
* clergy in this town being my Juniors,) and that it 
being fo many years fmce I left this Kingdom, they 
<:ould not admit me to the miniflry without fome 
certificate of my behaviour where I lived ; and my 
Lord Archbifhop of Dublin was pleafed to fay a great 

deal 

^ Tranfcribed from the original to Sir W. Temple ; cndorfcd by 
Mr. Temple, *' Swift's penittntial Letter ;" copied by Dr. Ship- 
man, late Fellow of All Souls College, Oxford, and Re<flor of 
ComptoQ near Wincheder, who was a relation of Sir W. Temple. 
• Wartow. 



fierett the book, till it was commanded from her, and delivered to the Dublin 
Printer } thereupon her fon-in-law, D. Swift, Efq. inftfted upon wiiting a 
Prefacr, tu juftify Mr. P. from having any Knowledge of it, and to lay it upon 
thecoirupt PraAices of the Printeis in IfOndon ) but this he would not agreo 
to, as not koDwicg the Truth of the Fa6t. Pof s« 



34 



LETTERS TO AND 



deal of this kind to me yefterday ; concluding againft 
all I had to fay, that he expeded I fhould have a 
certificate from your Honour of ray conduct in your 
family. The fence I am in, how low I am fallen in 
your Honour's thoughts, has denied me affurance 
enough to beg this favour, till I find it impoflible to 
avoid : and I intreat your Honour to underftand, 
that no perfon is admitted here to a living, without 
fome knowledge of hi$ abilities for it : which it being 
reckoned impoffible to judge in thofe who are not 
ordained, the ufual method is to admit men firft to 
fome fmall reader's place, till, by preaching upon occa- 
fions, they can value themfelves for better preferment. 
This (without great friends) is fo general, that if I 
were four-fcore years old I muft go the fame way, 
and fcould at that age be told, every one muft have 
a beginning. I intreat that your Honour will con- 
fider this, and will pleafe to fend me fome certificate 
of my behaviour^ during almoft three years in your 
family: wherein I fhall (land in need of all your 
goodnefs to .excufe my many weaknefles and over- 
fights, much more to fay any thing to my advantage. 
The particulars expefted of me, are what rislate. to 
morals and learning, and the reafons of quitting your 
Honour's family, that is, whether the laft was occa- 
lioned by any ill aftions. They are all left entirely to 
your Honour's mercy, though in the firft I think 1 
cannot reproach myfelf any further than for injir- 
viiiies. . 



FROM DR, SWIFT, etc. 335 

•This is all I dare beg at prefent from your Honour, 
linder'circumflances of life not worth your regard: 
what is left me to wifh (next to the health and pro- 
fperity of your Honour and family) is that Heaven 
would one day allow me the opportunity of leaving 
my acknowledgments at your feet for fo inany 
favours I have received : which, whatever effeQ: they 
have had upon my fortune, fhaU never fail to have 
the greateft upon my mind, in approving myfelf upon 
all occafions, your Honour's mod obedient and 
moft dutiful fervant, etc 

I beg my moft humble duty and fervice be pre- 
fented to my Ladiiss, your Honour's Lady and 
Sifter. 

The ordination is appointed by the Archbiflibp by 
the beginning of November, fo that if your Honour 
will not grant this favour immediately, I fear it wilt 
pome too jatp. 



33« LETTERS TO AND 



LETTER XCL 

ON MRS. LONG'S DEATH. 

SIR, London, December 26, 1711. 

TT HAT. you may not be furprifed with a Letter utterly 
unknown to you, I will tell you the occafion of 
it. The Lady who lived near two years in your neigh- 
bourhood, and whom you was fo kind to vifit under 
the name of Mrs. Smyth, was Mrs. Ann Long, fitter 
to Sir James Long, and niece of Col. Sirangeways ; 
ihe wag of as good a private family as moft in England, 
and had every valuable quality of body and mind that 
eould make a lady loved and eftcemed- Accordingly 
ihe wa$ always valued here above moft of her fcx, 
«nd by moft diftinguifhed perfons. But by the un- 
kindnefs of her friends and the generofity of her own 
nature, and depending upon the death of a veiy old 
grandmother, which did not happen till it was toQ 
late, contraftcd Tome debts that made her uneafy 
here; and in order to clear them, was content to 
retire unknown to your town, where 1 fear her death 
has been haftened by melancholy, and perhaps the 
want of fuch affiftance as flie might have found here, 
I thought fit to fignify this to you, partly to let you 
know, how valuable a perfon you have loft; but 
chiefly to defire that you will pleafe to bury her in 

fome 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 337 

feme part of your church near a wall where a plain 
marble ftone may be fixed, as a poor monument for 
one who deferved fo well ; and which , if God fends 
me life, I hope one day to place there, if no other of 
her friends will think fit to do it. I had the honour 
of an intimate acquaintance with her, and was never 
fb ienfibly touched with any one's death, as with hers. 
Neither did I ever know a perfon of either fex with 
more virtues, or fewer infirmities ; the only one (he 
had, which was the negled of her own affairs, arifing 
whoUy from the goodnefs of her temper. I write not 
this to you at all as a fecret, but am content your 
towa fliould know what an excellent perfon they have 
had among them. If you vifited her any ihort time 
before her death, or knew any particulars about it, 
or of die ftate of her mind, or the nature of her dif- 
eafe, I b^ you will be fo obli^g to inform me ; 
for the letter we have feen from her poor maid, is fa 
imperfeft by her grief for the death of fo good 9, lady, 
that it only tdls the time of her death, and your let« 
ter may if you pleafe be dire&ed to Dr. Swift, and 
put under a cover ; which cover may be direded to 
Erafinus Lewis, £fq. at the Earl of Dartmouth's 
office, at White-hall. I hope you will forgive this 
trouble for the occafion of it, and give fome allow- 
ances to fo great a lofa not only to me, but to all who 
have any regard for every perfeQion ths^t human 
nature pan pc^fefs ^ and if any way I can fisrve or 
Yot. IX,. z obUge 



338 LETTERS TO AND 

oblige you, I fliall be glad of an opportunity of obey- 
ing your commands. 

I am, etc. 

J.SWIFT. 



LETTER XCn. 

[The following is a remarkable Letter of Pope to Jdx. Men, 
concerning Swift's publication of his Letters.] 

"jV/fY vexation about Dean Swift's proceeding h:^ 
fretted and employed me a great deal, in writing 
to Ireland, and trying all the means poilible to retard 
it ; for it is put paft preventing, by his having (with- 
out afking my confent, or fo much as letting me fee 
the book) printed moft of it. — ^They at laft promifc 
me to fend me the copy, and that I may correct and 
expunge what I will. This laft would be of fome 
ufe } but I dare not even do this, for they would fay 
I revifed it. And the bookfeller writes, that he has 
been at great charge, etc. However, the Dean, upon 
all I have faid and written about it, has ordered him 
to fubmit to any expun£Uons I infift upon ; this is all 
I can obtain, and I know not whether to make any ufe 
of it or not. But as to your apprehenfion, that any 
fufpicion may arife of my own being any way confent- 
ing or concerned in it, I have the pleafure to tell you, 
the whole thing is fo circumftanced and fo plain, that 

it 



FROM DR. SWIFT, etc. 339 

it can never be the cafe. I fliall be very defirous to 
fee what the letters are at all events ; and I think that 
muft determine my future meafures ; for till then I 
can judge nothing. The exceffive eameftnefs the 
Dean has been in for publilhing them, makes me 
hope they are caftigated in fome degree ; or he mull 
be totally deprived of his underftanding. They now 
offer to fend me the originals fwhich have been fo 
long detained]], and Til accept of them, (though they 
have done their job,) that they may not have them to 
produce againft ine, in cafe there be any oSenfive 
paflages in them. If you can give me any advice, do; 
I wifli I could fliew you what the Dean's people, the 
women and the bookfeller, have done and writ, on 
my fending an abfolute negative, and on the agency 
I have employed of fome gentlemen to flop it, as well 
as threats of law, etc. The whole thing is too mani* 
fed to admit of any doubt in any man : how long 
this thing has been working ; how many tricks have 
been played with the Dean's papers, how they were 
fecreted from him from time to time, while they 
feared his not complying with fuch a meafure : and 
how, finding his weaknefs increafe, they have at lafl 
made him the inftrument himfelf for their private 
profit ; whereas I believe, before, they only intended 
to do this after his death* 



7 2 



( 34t ) 



LETTERS* 



TO 



BROOK TAYLOR, ESQ. 



ssssasssatt 



LETTER L 

FROM LORD BOLINGBROKE. 

A h Sottrce»pret d'Orleant, May i, 1711. 

T t£KD you, dear Sir, a letter vhich came luther 
for jovL by the laft poft, and I thank you, at the 
ftme time, for yours. My health is, I thank God, 
m a much better ftate. I would not fail to ufe Dr. 
Aibuthnot's prefcriptions, if I found any occafion 
for thenL If you fee the Abbe Conti, afk him whe« 
ther it be true, that there is at Venice a Manufcript 
of the Hiflory of the Caefars, by Eunapius, of whom 
it ia pretended, that Zofimus was only an abridger, 
as JufUn was of Trogus Pompeius, or Hephxftion of 
Dion Caffius. 
Adieu. Dear Sir, I am, moft faithfully. 

Your, etc. 

* Tbefe Lctten have little to do with Pope ; but as Wartoa 
bat admStaed them, I aai unwilliiig to njeA thtm. 

»3 



34* LETTERS TO MR. TAVLOR- 



LETTER II. 

t 

PROM tHE SAMfi. 

November 23, xyir. 

rpHE letters which accompany this, vill explain to 
you Ivhy I have been fo long without anfwering 
yours of the 1 3th of the laft month ; and the fame 
reafon has been in part the caufe why, now I do 
write to you, I fay nothing about thofe thoughts of 
an ingenious Clergyman, which you was fo kind as 
to 'Communicate to me. Ever fince your letter came 
into my hands, I have had too nmch company, and 
my time has been too much broken, to be able to 
ftudy as ufually, or to examine any fuch matter, 
with due attention. Befidea, this new explanation of 
Daniel's Prophecy is founded on a new reading of the 
text, of which, for want of languages, 1 cannot 
judge : the years, as this Commentator lays them 
down, do, I believe, fall in with the vulgar .reckon- 
ing, and perhaps any defcription ahno(]t of time 
may fall in with this reckoning, by the rules which 
have been followed, in forcing this unwieldy paffage 
to an application. Upon this occaiion, I'll tell you 
what I have very near done, for my whole life, with 
all enquiries into remote antiquity. My intention was 
to fee the foundations of thofe hiflorical and chro* 
nological fyftems, which have been ereded with fo 
much learned pains in our Weftern world. I have 

feen 



LETTERS TO MR. TAYLOR. 343 

fccn thein, thcfe comer ftones, and I think I have 
examined them enough to be fure, that he who 
cannot content himfelf to employ his time about con- 
fequences, drawn from principles evidently begged, 
ought not to employ it in this kind of erudition. If 
ever we meet, Fll truft to your candour what I have 
obferved, and what has fixed my thoughts, and put an 
end to all my curiofity on this fubjeft ; after which, 
you may perhaps be of opinion (if you are not fo 
already) that when Varro fixed the famous epoch, (as 
Cenforinus fays he did,) this learned Roman could 
hardly have any better reafon for doing fo, than the 
defire of including the foundation of his city within 
that period; from which, the fabulous age being 
ended, the hiilorical age began. I have lately read a 
Book, called an Enquiry into the Caufes and Origin 
of Moral Evil* : it runs in my head, that the author 
has not taken all the advantages which, as a Philo- 
fopher, he might have taken, againft the defender of 
the Manichean Syftems ; and fure it is, that as a Di- 
vine, he lies under fome additional difadvantages, 
ealily underftood, and therefore not neceflary to be 
explained. Is there not a Treatife, writ by the fame 
author, concerning Phyfical Evil ? I take you at your 
word, and fend a Secretary of mine to receive your 
dire£tions about fome books which I have writ to him 
for. The Abbe, who is here, and I, agree better 
about poetry, than we do about philofophy ; and 

fome 

♦ King^s Orijrin of Evil, • - . 

Z 4 



344 LETTERS TO MR. TATLOR> 

feme difputes which we have had, make mt vddft 
to fiudy certain points which I imagine that both of 
us hare talked of, more than we hare thought o£ 
How charmed ihould we be to fee yoa here» if you 
was not better placed, and better employed where 
you are ! M'*' de Caylus wrkes to you about a thing, 
which I join with her in defiring you to do, if it be 
to be done. You fpoke, when you was in this coun- 
try, of the Cbinefe manner of making fire-woiks, 
which are infinitely more admirable than ours, and 
I think you mentioned one Mr. Btnmd who had the 
fecret ; be fo good as to fend it to M"*" de Caylus. 
It is for a young perfon, whom . you will not be forry 
to oblige. Adieu, dear Sir. 

' ■ ■ 

LETTER m. 

FROM THE SAME. 
Dear Sir, December ad, 1723. 

^OUR letter of the 15th of November came to my 
hands juft as I was leaving the country to come 
to this place; and fmce my bemg here, befides a 
little bufinels, I have had fome return of my ilkefs, 
but it feems to be over, and was, I hope, nothing 
more than the laft pang of an expiring malady. 

The good intelligence you are at prefent in with 
your father, gives me a mpft fenfible pleafure; 
and I hope, that you will be able to fettle your 

afiain 



LET,TERS to MR. TAYLOR. 345 

tfiurs at laft| bk foch a manner as to make you 
amends for aU the trouble you have gone through. 
When I endeavoured to afBft you, I believed at that 
dme there was power ; I have had fince fome reafon 
to befieve tibere is none : and I had rather attribute 
to the want of this, than to the want of incCnation^ 
any coldnefs which you may find. The books were 
here at my arrival ; and I am very thankful to you 
ibr them. I have gone through all that I propofed 
to myfelf in the way of fhidymg, wherein I was, 
when you gave us your good company. I never in* 
tended to do more than to examine, as well as I was 
able, the foundations on which thofe fyftems of 
Chronology and Ancient Hiftory which obtain in our 
Wefton world are built, ijin de /(avoir i quoy nCen* 
imr. I have done this ; and I have no more defire 
to purfue this ftudy any further, than I have to be 
a proficient in Judicial Affarology. Who can refolve 
to build, with great coft and pains, when he finds 
how deep foever he digs, nothing but loofe fand? 
Some have been fo pleafed with a high and lofty 
fituation, that they have ventured upon this proje£t ; 
for my part, I incline not to imitate them ; and to 
carry the fimilitude a little further, when fuch build- 
ings are railed, I may be tempted to take a curfory 
view of them, but I can by no means xefolve to 
dwell in them, a limine falutandafunt. 

Since my being here, I have feen very few people ; 
our friend the Abbe Conti but once : and then, he 

was 



346 LETTERS TO MR. TAYLOR. 

Vfz& fo much out of order, that my convafadon 
him vas very fuccind. He has begun a Philofophical 
Poem, which will be finiihed, I believe, long before 
the Anti-Lucredus of the Cardinal de Polignac. Sir 
Ifaac Newton's Syftem will make the principal beauty 
of it. He recited the exorde to me, which 1 thought 
very fine ; I need not tell you that he writes it in Italian. 
My fellow hermit is very affedionately your bumble 
fervant : flie defires you would, for the prefent, give 
yourfelf no further trouble about the afiiur of Monfieur 
de la Rpche Jacquelin. Adieu, dear Sir. 
I am, with all poifible efteero, 

• Tour^ etc. 



Inscrip- 



LETTERS, etc. 347 

Inscriptions in the Gardens of the Chateau de la 
Source, near Orleans, written by Lord Boling- 
BROKE, during his Exile. 

PROPTER FIDEM, ADVERSUS REGINAM 

ET PARTES 

INTEMERATE SERVATAM, 

PROPTER OPERAM IN PACE GENERALI 

CONCILIANDA, 

STRENUE SALTEM NAVATAM: 

IMPOTENTIA VESANiE FACTIONIS 

SOLUM VERTERE CO- ACTUS, 

HIC AD AQUiE LENE CAPUT 

SACR^ 

INJUSTE EXULAT 

DULCE VIVIT 

* H. M. B. 1722. 



SI RESIPISCAT PATRIA, IN PATRIAM 

REDITURUS, 

SI HON RESIPISCAT, UBIVIS MELIUS 

QUAM INTER TALES GIVES FUTURUS 

HANC VILLAM INSTAURO ET EXORNO 

HIC, VELUT EX PORTU, ALIENOS 

CASUS ET FORTUNiE LUDUM 

INSOLENTEM 

CERNERE SUAVE EST. 

HIC, MORTEM NEC APPETENS, NEC TIMEN3, 

INNOCUIS DELICIIS 

DOCTA QUIETE 

ET FELICIS ANIMI IMMOTA TRANQUILLITATE 

FRUISCOR, 

HIC, MIHI VIVAM, QUOD SUPEREST, AUT 
EXILII, AUT MVl. 1722. 

• Vii, Heniy Marcilly Bolingbroke. This and ihe folloving Infcription, 
in the band- wriiing of Lord Bulingbrokc* vcre iaclofed in the furtgoing Letter. 



( 349 ) 



LETTERS 



TO 



RALPH ALL£Nt £SQ< 



LETTJSR L 

MR. POPE TO MR. ALLEN*. 

Twitmwit April 30* x 735. 

T «AW Mr. M, yefterdajy vho has readily allowed 
Mr. V. to copy the Fidure. I have iiiiquued for 
At bed Ori{^i»l8 ci thofe two fubjeds, which, I 
found, were fiavoorite ones with you, and well de* 
Save to be fo, the difcovery of Jofeph to his Brethren, 
and the Refignation of the Captive by Scipio. Of 
the latter^ my Lord Qurlington has a fine one done 
by Bicci, and I am p^omifed the other in a good 
Ihmt frpm one of the cUef Italian Painters. Thai 
of ScipiQ is of the OfzGt fize one would wiih for a 
Baffq Relievo, in which manner, in my opinion, 

you 

* It w»8 the publication of Pope's Letters that made Allen 
mnhitioas of his acquaintance. Popct it is well known» iotxoduced 
Waiburton to Allen, who afteiwards married his niece, and, in 
confcquencr of that connedion, became a Biihop* 

7 



350 LETTERS TO MR. ALLEN. 

you would befl ornament your Hall, done in Chiaro 
obfcuro. 

A mati not only (hews his Tafte,^ but his Virtue, 
in the choice of fuch ornaments : and whatever ex* 
ample moft ftrikes us, we may reafonably imagine, 
may have an influence upon others. So that the 
Hiflory itfelf, if well chofen, upon a rich man's 
walls, is very often a better leflbn than any he could 
teach by iiis converfation. In this fenfe, the Stones 
may be faid to fpeak when Men cannot, or will not 
I can't help thinking (and I know you'll join with 
me, you who have been making an Altar-piece) that 
the zeal of the firft Reformers was ill-placed, in re« 
moving Piilura (that is to fay, example^) out of 
Churches ; and yet fuffering Epitaphs (that is to fay, 
flatteries and falfe hiftory) to be the burden of 
Church walls, and the ihame, as well as derifion, of 
all honeft men, 

I have heard little yet of the fubfcription S I in* 
tend to make a vifit for a fortnight from home to 
Lady Peterborow at Southampton, about the middle 
of May. After my return I will enquire what has 
been done ; and I really believe, what I told you will 
prove true, and I fliall be honourably acquitted of a 
taflc I am not fond of ^. I have run out my leaf, and 
will only add my fmcere wifhes for your happineis of 
all kinds. I am, etc. 

* For his own Edit, of the firft VoL of his Letters, undertaken 

at Mr. Allen's requefi. Warbwi.toii. 

^ The printing his Letters by fubfcription. WARBuarov. 



LETTERS TO MR. ALLEN. 351 



LETTER II. 



FROM THE SAME. 



Southampton, June j, 1736. 

Y KEED not fay I thank you for a Letter, which 
prores fo much firiencUhip for me. I have much 
more to iky upon it than I can, till we meet. But 
m a word, I think your notion of the value of thole 
things'" is greatly too high, as to any fervice they 
can do to the public ; and, as to any advantage 
they may do to my own Charader, I ought to be 
content with what they have done already. I aflfure 
you, I do not think it the lead of thofe advantages 
that they have occafioned me the good will (in fo 
l^reat a degree) of fo worthy a man ^. I fear (as I 
mufl: rather retrench than add to their number, un« 
lefs I would publifli my own commendations) that 
the common run of fubfcribers would think themfelves 
injured by not having- every thing, which difcretion 
mufl: fupprefs} and this, they (without any other 
confideration than as buyers of a book) would call 

I 

giving them an imperfect Colledtion : whereas the 
I only ufe to my own character, as an Author, of fuch 

a pub- 

I 

• His Letters. Wariuitoji'. 

* Mr. AUen's fricndfhip with Mr. Pope was contraded on the 
reading his Volume of Letters, which gave the former the higheft 
opinion of the othei's genera] benevolence and goodnefs of heart. 

War «u ft TON. 



35^ LETTERS TO MR. ALLEN. 

a publication, would be the fupprefEon of many 
things : and as to my chara£ler as a Man, it would be 
but juft where it is ; unlefs I could be fo vain, fer it 
could not be virtnous* to add mort and more honeft 
fentiments ; which, when done to be printed^ would 
furely be wrong and weak alfo. 

I do grant it would be fonie pleafure to me to ex* 
punge feveral idle paflages, which will otherwiTe, if 
not go down to the next age, pals, at leaft, in this, 
ibr mine ; although many of them were not, and God 
knows, none of them are my prefent fentiments, but, 
on the contrary, wholly difapproved by me. 

And I do not flatter you when I fay, that pleafure 
would be increafed to me^ in knowing I fliould do 
what would pleafe ytm. But I cannot periuade myfelf 
to let the whole burden, even though it were a public 
good, lie upon you, much lefs to ferve my private 
£une entirely at another's ezpence % 

But, underftand me rightly ; did I befiere half fa 
well of them as you do, I would not fcruple your 
ailiftance ; becaufe I am fure, that to occasion you to 
contribute to a real good would be the greateft be- 
ncfit I could oblige you in. And I hereby prooaife 
you, if ever I am fo happy as to find any juft Gees'* 
fion where your generofity and goodnefs may unite 
for fuch a worthy end, I will not fcruple to draw 

vpon you for any fum to effed it. 

As 



Mr. A. oSmd topriat the Lettcn it bisawa expmce. 

WAl.BVftTOII. 



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LETTERS TO MR. ALLEN. ^SS 

As to the prefent affair, that you may be con- 
vinced what weight your opinion and your defires 
have with me, I will do what I have not yet done : 
I will tell my friends I am as willing to publiflx this 
book as to let it alone. And, rather than fuffer you 
to be taxed at your own rate, will publifli, in the 
News, next winter, the Propofals, etc. 

I tell you all thefe particulars to fliew you how 
willing I am to follow your advice, nay, to accept 
your affiftance in any moderate degree ; but I think 
you Ihould referve fo great a proof of your benevo- 
lence to a better occaflon. 

Since I wrote laft, I have found, on further in- 
quiry^ that there is another fine pifture on the fub- 
jeS of Scipio and the Captive, by Pietro da Cortona, 
which Sir Paul Methuen has a fketch of: and, I 
believe, is more expreflive than that of Ricci*, as 
Pietro is famous for expreffion. I have alfo met with 
a fine print of the difcovery of Jofeph lo his Brethren, 
a defign which, I fancy, is of La Sueur f, and will 
do perfeftly well. 

I am, etc. 

* His colouring, fays Walpole, was chalky and without force. 
He painted the Hall at Burlingtoa-houfe, and the Chapel at 
Chclfca College. Warton. 

t La Sueur was the beft of the French painters, for Poullin 
Hudied and lived fo long in Italy, that he could hardly be calUd a 
Frenchman. Warton. 



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554 LETTERS TO MR- ALLEN- 



LETTER m. 

FROM THE SAME. 

November 6, 1736. 

T BO not write too often to you for many reaGons } 
but one, which I think a good one, is, that 
Friends fhould be left to think of one another for 
certain intervals without too frequent memorandums : 
it is an exercife of their friendfliip, and a trial of their 
memory : and moreover to be perpetually repeating 
aflurances, is both a needlefs and fufpicious kind of 
treatment with fu.ch as are fincere : not to add the 
tautology one mult be guilty of, who can make out 
fo many idle words as to fill pages with faying 6ne 
thing. For all is faid in this word, lam truly yours, 

I am now as bufy in planting for myfelf as I was 
lately in planting for another. And I thank God for 
every wet Day and for every Fog, that gives me the 
head-ach, but prolpers my works. They will in- 
deed outlive me (if they do not die in their Travels 
from place to place ; for my Garden, like my Life, 
leems, to me, every day to want corre&ion, I hope, 
at lead, for the better) \ but 1 am pleafed to think 
my Trees will afford fhade and fruit to others, when 
I (hall want them no more. And it is no fort of 
grief to me, that thofe others will not be Things of 
my own poor body : but it is enough, ihey are 
Creatures of the fame Species, and made by the fame 

hand 



LETTERS TO MR, ALLEN. sSi 

hand that made me. I wifli (if a wifli would tranf- 
port me) to fee you in the fame employment : and it 
is no partiality even to you, to fay it would be as 
pleaiing to the full to me, if I could improve your 
works as my own. 

Talking of works, mine in profe are above three 
quaners printed, and will be a book of fifty and more 
ibeets in quarto. As I find, what I imagined, the 
flownefs of fubfcribers, I will do all I can to dif- 
appoint you in particular, and intend to publifh in 
January, when the town fills, an Advertifement, that 
the book will be delivered by Lady-day, to oblige all 
that will fubfcribe, to do it. In the mean time I have 
printed Receipts, which put an end to any perfon's 
delaying upon pretence of doubts by determining that 
time^ I fend you a few that you may fee I am in 
eameft, eQdeavouring all I can to favc your money, 
at the fame time that nothing can leffen the obliga- 
tion to me. 

I thank God for your health and for my own, which 
is better than ufual. 

1 am, etc. 



A A 2 



356 LETTERS TO MR. AJLLEN. 



LETTER IV. 

FROM THE SAME. 

June 8, 1737. 

T \^As v^ry forry to hear how much concern your 
humanity and friendfhlp betrayed you into upon 
the falfe report which occafioned your grief. I am 
now fo well, that I ought not to conceal it from you, 
as the jufl: reward of your goodnefs which made you 
fuffer for me. Perhaps when a Friend is really dead 
(if he knows our concern for him) he knows us to 
be as much miftaken in our forrow as you now were : 
fo that, what we think a real evil is, to fuch fpirits 
as fee things truly, no more of moment than a mere 
imaginary one. It is equally as God pleafes : let us 
think or call it good or eviL 

I wifli the world would let me give myfelf more to 
fuch people in it as I like, and difcharge me of half 
the honours which perfons of higher rank beftow 
on me ; and for which one generally pays a little too 
much of what they cannot beftow. Time and Life. 
Were I arrived to that happier drcumftance, you 
would fee me at Widcombe, and not at Bath. But 
whether it will be as much in my power as in my 
wifi), God knows. I can only fay, I think of it with 
the pleafure and fmcerity becoming one who is, etc 



LETTERS TO MR- ALLEN. 357 



LETTER V. 

FROM THE SAME. 



npHE event of this week or fortnight has fi 
body's mind and mine fo much, that I 



November 24, 1737. 

filled every 
could not 

get done what you defired as to Dr. F. but as foon as 
I can get home, where my books lie, 1 will fend 
them to Mr. K. The death of great perfons is fuch 
a fort of furprize to ally as every one's death is to 
himfelf, though both ihould equally be expected and 
prepared for. We begin to efteem and commend our 
fuperiors, at the time that we pity them, becaufe then 
they feem not above ourfelves. The Queen fhewed*, 

by 

♦ Warton fays, " This encomium on Queen Caroline does not 
feem to agree with what he has faid of her in other parts of his 
works.*' If he felt as he here expreflcs himfelf, ought it not to 
have diCumcd his bitter irony againft her memory ? 

« All parts performed, and all her children blcfl V* 
As the account of her death is highly interefling, I fhall lay it 
before the reader, in the words of the moft fenfible and judicioua 
hiftorian of the day :— 

•• A little before (he died, (he faid to the Phyfician, •< How 
long can this laft ?" and on his anfwering, « Your Majcfty will 
foon be cafed of your pains 5'' fhe replied, « The fo<yner the 
better." She then repeated a prayer of her own compoiing, in 
which there was fuch a flow of natural eloquence, as demonftnited 
the vigour of a great and good mind. When her fpeech began to 
faulter, and (he feemed expiring, ihe defired to be raifcd up in her 

A A 3 bed. 



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358 LETTERS TO MR. ALLEN. 

by the confeflion of all about her, the utmoft firm- 
nefs and temper to her lad moments, and through 
the courfe of great torments. "What charafter hifto- 
rians will allow her, I do not know ; but all her do* 
meftic fervants, and thofe neareft her, give her the 
beft teftimony, that of fmcere tears. But the Public 
is always hard ; rigid at beft, even when juft, in its opi' 
nion of any one. The only pleafure which any one, 
either of high or low rank, muft depend upon re- 
ceiving, is in the candour or partiality of friends, and 
that fmall circle we are converfant in : and it is there- 
fore the greateft fatisfa£lion to fuch as wifh us well, 
to know we enjoy that. I therefore thank you par- 
ticularly for telling me of the continuance or rather 
increafe of thofe bleflings which make your dbmeftic 
life happy. I have nothing fo good to add, as to 
aiTure you I pray for it, and am always faithfully and 
affe&ionately, etc. 



bcdy and fearing that nature would not bold out long enough 
without artificial fupports, (he called to have water fprinklcd oa 
her, and a little after dcfired it might be repeated. She then» 
with the greateft compofure and prefence of mindy requefted her 
weeping relations to " kneel down and pray for her.** Whil& they 
were reading feme prayerB, (he exclaimed, ^' Pray aloud, that I may 
bear ;" and after the Lord's Prayer was concluded, in which (he 
joined as well as (he could, (he faid, '* So,** and, waving her hand, 
Uy down and expired.** Coxe*tMemQirs, vol, ii. /. 494-5* 



LETTERS TO MR. ALLEN. 359 



LETTER VL 



FROM THE SAME. 



Twickenham, April 28, 1738. 

TT is a pain to me to hear your old complaint is fo 
troublefome to you ; and the fhare I have borne, 
and ftill bear too often, in the fame complaint, gives 
me a very feeling fenfe of it. I hope we agree in 
every other fenfation befides this : for your heart is 
always right, whatever your body may be. I will 
venture to fay, my body is the worfl: part of me, or 
God have mercy on my ibul. I can't help telling 
you the rapture you accidentally gave the poor wo- 
man (for whom you left a Guinea, on what I told 
you of my finding her at the end of my garden) ; I had 
no notion of her want being fo great, as I then told 
you, when I gave her half a one. But I find I have 
a pleafure to come, for I will allow her fomething 
yearly, and that may be but one year, for, I think, 
by her looks ihe is not lefs than eighty. I am deter- 
mined to take this charity out of your hands, which, 
I know, you'll think hard upon you. But fo it fhall 
be. 

Pray tell me if you have any objection to my 
putting your name into a poem of mine, (incidentally, 
not at all going out of the way for it,) provided I fay 

A A 4 fomething 



36o LETTERS TO MR. ALLEN. 

fomething of you, which mod people will take ill, 
for example, that you are no man of high birth or 
quality*? You muft be perfeftly free with me on 
this, as on any, nay, on every other occafion. 

I have nothing to add but my wiflies for your 
health ; eveiy other enjoyment you will provide for 
yourfelf, which becomes a reafonable man. Adieu. 

I am^ etc. 



LETTER VII. 

FROM THE SAME. 

January 20. 

T OUGHT fooner to have acknowledged yours ; but I 
have been feverely handled by my Afthma, and, 
at the fame time, hurried by buiinefs that gave an 
increafe to it by catching cold. I am truly forry to 
find that neither yours nor Mrs. A.'s diforder is totally 
removed : but God forbid your pain fhould continue 
to return every day, which is worfe by much than 
I expedled to hear. I hope your next will give me a 
better account. Poor Mr. Bethel f too is very ill in 

Yorkihire. 

• Pope at firft called him " low-bora" AUea : it was altered 
to « humble'* Alien. 

f Bethel, of whom we mud reg^rt the accounts are fo fcantf, 
died fooD after. In a Letter to M. Blount, publiHied in the laft 
Volume, from the MS. Pope fpeaks with great affedion of 
him. 7 



LETTERS TO MR- ALLEN. 351 

Yorkfhire. And, I do aflure you, there are no two 
men I wifli better to. I have known and efleemed 
him for every moral virtue thefe twenty years and 
more. He has all the charity, without any of the 
weaknefs of — — ; and, I firmly believe, never faid 
a thing he did not think, nor did a thing he could 
not tell. I am concerned he is in fo cold and remote 
a place, as in the Wolds of Yorkfhire, at a hunting 
feat. If he lives till fpring, he talks of returning to 
Londont and, if I pofGbly can, I would get him to 
lie out of it at Twickenham, though we went back- 
ivard and forward every day in a warm coach, which 
\¥OuId be the propereft exercife for both of us, fince 
he is become fo weak as to be deprived of riding a 
horfe. 

L. Bolkigbroke (lays a month yet, and I hope Mr. 
Warburton will come to town before he goes. They 
will both be pleafed to meet each other • : and nothing 
in all my life has been fo great a pleafure to niy 
nature, as to bring deferving and knowing men 
together. It is the greateft favour that can be done, 
either to great geniufes or ufeful men. I wiih too, 
be were a while in town, if it were only to lie a little 
in the way of fome proud and powerful perfons, to 
fee if they have any of the beft fort of pride left, 
namely, to ferve learning and merit, and by that 
means diftinguifli themfelves from their predeceflfors. 

I am, etc. 

• Never were two people left pleafed with each other. 



36a LETTERS TO MR. ALLEN. 



LETTER vnr. 

FROM THE SAME. 

March ^* 

T THANK you Ytrj kfaidly for yours. I am fare we 
ihall meet with the fame hearts we evtr Ibet ; and 
I could wi(h it were at Twickenham, though only to 
fee you and Mrs* Allen twice there inftead df once. 
But, as matters hare turned out, a decent obedience 
to the goremment has iince obliged me to relide here, 
ten miles out of the capital ; and therefore I muft fee 
you here or no where. Let that be an additional rea- 
fon for your coming and flaying what time you can. 

The utmoft I can do, I will venture to tell you in 
your car. I may Aide along the Surrey fide (where 
no Middlefex juftice can pretend any cognizance) to 
Batterfea, and thence crofs the water for an hour or 
two, in a clofe chair, to dine with you, or fo. But 
to be in town, I fear, will be imprudent, and thought 
infolent. At leaft, hitherto, all comply with die 
proclamation ^. 

I write thus early, that you may let me know if 
your day continues, apd I will have every room in 
my houfe as warm for you as the owner always 
would be. It may poffibly be, that I fhall be taking 

the 

' On the Intaiiosy at that time threatened from Fraace and 
the Pretender. Warbvi^toh. 



LETTERS TO MR. ALLEN. 363 

the fecret flight I fpeak of to Batterfea, before you 
come, with Mr. Warburton, whom I have promifed 
to make known * to the only great man in Europe, 
who knows as much as He. And from thence we. 
may return the 16th, or any day, hither, and meet 
you, without fail, if you fix your day. 

I would not make ill health come into the fcale, as 
to keeping me here (though, in truth, it now bears 
very hard upon me again, and the lead accident of 
Cold, or motion almofl:, throws me into a very danger- 
ous and fuffering condition). God fend you long 
life, and an eafier enjoyment of your breath than I 
now can exped, I fear, etc. 

* He brought thefe two eminent men together, but they foon 
parted in mutual difgufb with each other. War.toii. 



In the preceding Letter, Pope has fpoken with kindnefs and 
veneration of Bethel. It may not be unacceptabljC to the Reader 
to mention a circumftance, taken notice of by the Bntilh Critic 
for November 1797 : 

« We hare fcen a prefentation copy of Pope's Works, being 
the quarto edition of 17 17* which he had given to his friend 
Sethel ; in the firft leaf of which is infcribed, in the Poet's owa 
band, the following Addrefs to his Friend : 

Viro aatiqua probitate, et amidtia praedito, 

HuGONi Bethel 

Munufculum Alezandri Pope. 



Te mihi junzerunt nivei fine crimine mores, 
Simplicitaa, fagax, ingenuufque pudor, 

£t bene nota fides, et candor frontis honefiae, 
£t ftudia, a ftudiis non aliena meis.'' 



Thefe Lines are confidered as the lines of Pope ; but I am 
iacliaed to doubt this circumftance. 



( 3«5 ) 



LETTERS 



OF 



MR. POPE 



TO 



MR. WARBURTON. 



LETTER I. 



April II, 1739. 

T HAVE juft received from Mr. R, two more of your 
Letters^* It is in the greateft hurry imaginable 
that I write this, but I cannot help thanking you in 
particular for your Third Letter ^ which is fo ex- 
tremely clear, Ihort, and full, that I think Mn 
Croufaz ^ ought never to have another anfwer, and 
deferved not fo good a one. I can only fay, you do 
him too much honour, and me too much right, fo 
odd as the expreflion feems, for you have made my 
iyftem as clear as I ought to have done and could 
not. It is indeed the fame fyftem as mine, but illuf- 
trated with a ray oryour ovm, as they fay our natural 

body 

* CoDixnentaries on tbe EJfay on Matu Warburton. 

^ A Swifs profeflbr who wrote remarks upon the philofophy of 

thttJ^^. Warbu&tom. 



36S 



LETTERS TO 



body is the fame ftill when it is glorified *• I am 
fure I like it better than I did before, and fo will 
every man elfe« I know I meant juft what yoti explain, 
but I did not explain my own meaning fo well as 
you. Tou underftand me as well as I do myfelf, but 
you exprefs me better than I could exprefs myfdf. 
Pray accept the fincereft acknowledgments. I cannot 
but wifh thefe letters wer^ put together in one book, 
and intend (with your leave) to procure a tranflation 
of part, at l^ft, or of all of them into Ftench ; but 1 
ihall not proceed a ftep without your confent and 
opinion, etc. 



LETTER 11. 

Mty a6, 1739- 
'T^Hz diilipation in which I am obliged to live 
through many degrees of civil obligation^ which 
ought not to rob a man of himfeif who pafle^ for m 
independent one, and yet make me every body's 
fervant mpre than my own : this, Sir, is the Qccafion 
of my filence to you, to whom I really ha«re more 
obligation than to almoft any man. By writing, in« 
deed, I prq>ofed no moi'e than to tell you i^y fe^ife 
of it : as to any corre^ons rf your Letters^ I coul4 

make 



* From Cowlqr to Sir W. Daveoant ; 

So will our God re-build man's perilh'd frame. 
And raife him up much better, yet the fame ! 



Wartos. 



MR. WARBtJRTON. 367 

make none, but what refulted from inverting the 
Order of them, and thofe expreilions rekiting to my- 
felf which I thought exaggerated I could not find 
a word to alter in the lait Letter, which I returned 
immediately to the Bookfellen I muft particularly 
thank you for the mention you have made of me in 
your Poflfcript *" to the laft Edition * of the Legation 
ofMofes. I am much more pleafed with a compli- 
ment that links me to a virtuous Man, and by the 
beft fimilitude, that of a good mind, (even a better 
and a (lipnger tie than the fimilitude of iludie$,) than 
I could be proud of any other whatfoever. May that 
independency, charity, and competency attend you, 
which fets a good priefl: above a Biihop and truly 
makes his Fortune ; that is, his happineis in this life 
as well as in the other. 

' He meansi a Vmdkatton of the Author of the Divine Legation^ 
againfl. fome papers in the Weekly Mifcellany : in which the Edi- 
tor applied to Umfelf thofe linei in the Epiftle to Dr. Arbuthoot, 
Mc Id the tender office long engage, etc, Wakburton. 

* With refpefi to the chief argument in the Divine Legation^ 
that Mofes omitted to inculcate the do&rine of a Future States 
and to the inferences made from fuch omiffion, Archbilhop 
Seeker argues very acutely, ** that future Recompences were not 
dire£Uy and exprefsly either promifed to good perfons, or threatened 
to bad, in the Law of Mofes ; yet that might be, not becaufe 
they were unknown^ but becaufe God thought them fufficiently 
known.-— A life to come is not mentioned in the Laws of our 
own nation neither ; though we know, they were made by fuch 
ai profeffed firmly to believe it.'* Lecture zvi. 

With this paflage, I am well informed, Warburton was much 

< difpleafed ; and after reading it, was accuftomed to fpeak flight- 

ingly of Seeker, and in terms very different from the encomiums 

he before paifed on this truly learned Prelate. Wartom. 



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368 LETTERS TO 



LETTER ni. 

Twitenhaniy SepU 20> 1739b 

T RECEIVED wIth great pleafure the paper you fent 
me ; and yet with greater, the profped you give 
me of a nearer acquaintance with you when you come 
to Town* I (hall hope what part of your time you 
can ^ afford me, amongft the number of thofe who 
efteem you, will be paffed rather in this place than in 
London ; iince it is here only I live as I ought, mib^ 
et amicis. I therefore depend on your promife j and 
fo much as my conftitution fuffers by the winter, I 
yet aflure you, fuch an acquifition will make the 
fpring much the . more welcome to me, when it is to 
bring you hither, cum T^ephyris et hirundine prima. 

As foon as Mr. R. can tranfmit to me an entire 
copy of your Lettersj I wifli he had your leave fo to 
do; that I may put the book into the hands, of a 
French gentleman to tranflate, who, I hope, will not 
fubjeft your work to as much ill-grounded criticiftn 
as my French tranflator ^ has fubjefted mine. In 
earned, I am extremely obliged to you, for thus 
cfpoufing the caufe of a ftranger whom you judged 
to be injured ; but my part^ in this fentiment, is the 
leaft. The generofity of your conduft deferves efteem, 

your 

* RefneU on whofe faulty and abfurd tranflation Croufaz founded 
his moil plaufible objedion* Warburtox. 



MRi WARBURTON. 363 

■ 

your 2eal for truth deferves affeftion from every can- 
did man : and as fuch, were I wholly out of the cafe, 
I (hould efteern and love you for it. I will not there* 
fore life you fo ill as to write in the general ftyle of 
complin^ent ; it is below the dignity of the occafion : 
and I can only fay (which I fay with fincerity and 
warmth) that you have made me, etc. 



LETTER IV. 

January 4, 1739. 

T T is a real truth that I (hould have written to you 
oftencr, if I had not a great refped for you, and 
owed not a great debt to you. But it may be no un- 
neceffary thing to let you know that nioft of my friends 
alfo pay you their thanks; and feme of the m^nl 
knowhig, as well as mod candid Jiulges think n:e 
as much beholden to you as I think myfelf. Your- 
I.ettcrs^ meet from fuch with the Approbation 
they merit, and J have been able to find but two 
or three verv fliijfht Inaccuracies in the whole book, 
which I have, upon their obfervation, altered in 
an exemplar which I keep againfl a fecond Edition, 
My very uncertain ftate of health, -which is fliaken 
more and more every winter, drove me to Bath and 
Briftol two months fmce; and I (hall not return 

towards 

• On the EJfay on Man. Wakburton* 

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37© LETTERS TO 

towards London till February. But I have recdved 
nine or ten Letters from thence on the fucceSs of your 
Book ^9 which they are eameft to have tranflaced. 
One of them is begun in France. A French Gentle- 
man, abottt Moniieur Cambis the AmbafTadpr, hath 
done the greateft part of it here. But I will retard 
the impreflion till I have your diredions, or till I can 
have the pleafure I eameftly wifli for, to meet you in 
town, where you gave me fome hopes you fometimes 
pafled a part of the fpring, for the beft reafon, I know, 
of ever vifiting it, the converfation of a few Friends. 
Pray, fuffer me to be what you have made me, one 
of them, and let my houfe have its (hare of you : or, 
if I can any way be inftrumental in accommodating 
you in town during your ftay, I have lodgings and a 
library or two in my difpofal; which, I believe, I 
need not offer to a man to whom all libraries ought 
to be open, or to one who wants them fo little ; but 
that 'tis poflible you may be as much a ftranger to 
this town, as I wi(h with all my heart I was. I fee by 
certain fquibs in the Mifcellanies * that you have as 
much of the uncharitable fpirit poured out upon you 
as the Author you defended from Croufaz. I only 
wifh you gave them no other anfwer than that of the 
fun to the frogs, Ihining out, in your fecond boob 

and the completion of your argument. No man ih 

as 

' The commentary on the EJay on Man* Warburtos. 

» The Weekly Mifcelkny, by Dr. Wd>flcr, Dr. WaterlaoJ, 

Dr. Stcbbing, MV. Vcnti, and others. Warburtok. 



MR. WARBURTON. 371 

as he ought to be» more, or fo much a friend t9 
your merit and charader, as. Sir, 

Your, etc. 



*'- •^''''^'- - ■• * '!■' • ■'.-■-■>. '^^-^^ 



LETTER V. 

January 17, t739-4^- 

^pHouoH I writ to you two pofts ago, I ought to 
acknowledge now a new and uiie:tpeded favout 
of the Remarks on the fourth Epiftle*; which* 
(though I find by yours attending them, they werd 
Sent lad month) I received but this morniiig. This 
was occafioned by no hult of Mr. R. but the negleCt, 
I believe, of the perfon to whofe care he configned 
them. I have been full three months about Bath 
and Briftol, endeavouring to amend a complaint 
which more or lefs has troubled me all my life : t 
hope the regimen this has obliged me to, will make 
the remainder of it more philofophicaJ, and improve 
my refignation to part with it at laft. I am preparing 
to return home, and fhaU then revife what my French 
gentleman has done, and add tbis to it. He is the 
fame perfon who tranflated the Effay into profe, 
which Mr. Croufaz ihould have profited by, who, I 
am really afn^d, when I lay the circumftances al[ 
together, was moved to his proceeding in fo rety 

unrea- 

^ Of the JEZ/iy w Man. WAamvftToir. 

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37« LETTERS TO 

unreafonable a uay, by fome malice either of his 
own, or forae other's, though I was very willing, at 
firft, to impute it to ignorance or prejudice. I fee 
nothing to be added to your work ; only fome com- 
mendatory Deviations from the Argument itfelf, in 
my favour, I ought to think might be omitted. 

I muft repeat my urgent delire to be previoully 
acquainted with the precife time of your vifit to Lon- 
don ; that t may have the pleafure to meet a man in 
the manner I would, whom I muft efteem one of die 
greateft of my ]3enefa6:ors. I am, with the moft 
grateful and affectionate regard *, etc. 

* I (hall here infert an eztrad of a curious Letter from tie 
Honourable Charles Yorke, to hit brother the lau Earl of Hard- 
wicke, dated Bennct ColIege» Cambridge, June i, 1740. 

" Mr. Warburton has lately been near a fortnight with Mr. Pope 
at Twickenham : he fpcaks of him in ftrains of rapturous com- 
mendation. He fays, that he is not a better. Poet than a Maoi 
and that his vivacity 9nd wit are not more confpicuous than his 
humanity and affability. He tells me that Mr. Pope is tired 
with imitating Horace: — that he thinks he could make fome- 
thing of the Damajippust and intends to do it> but that the great 
fcheroe which he has in view is, the continuation of the £i!ay* 
The firft, you know, was only a general map of Man, wherein the 
extent and limits of his faculties were marked out. The fecond 
is to treat of falfe Science at large ; and the third is to enquire 
into the ufc and abufe of Civil Society. In a converfation which 
he held with Mr. Pope one evening in his garden, the latter began 
to open himfelf unrefervedly to the former upon the praifcs which 
the world had bellowed upon him and his own excellencies. He 
declared, with great fincerity, that be really thought he had been 
exceeded in every part of writing, and on the fide of invention more 
peculiarly.— *Mr. Warburton told him, that he would not offend 
his modefty by entering into a particular difquifition of his merit 1 

yet, he would, take the liberty to mentioft one thing in which he 

thought 



MR. WARBURTON. 373 



LETTER VI. 

April 16, 1740. 

xrou could not give me more pleafure than by your 

fliort letter, which acquaints me that I may hope 

to fee you fo fbon. Let us meet like men wha 

have 



thought Mr. Pope was unrivalled and alone, and it was^ that he is 
the only poet who has found out the art of uniting wit to fuh- 
limity. * Your wit/ fays he, * gives a fplendour and delicacy to 
your fuhlimity^ and your fubHmity gives a grace and dignity to 
your wit.* — They both agreed in condemning Biihop Atterbury's 
judgment on the Arabian Tales ; and upon my obferving to Mr* 
Warburton that they were very unequal, fcveral of them being 
finely imagined, and conveying an exquifite fentiment of moraUty, 
while others were mean in the device^ conducted with flatnefs and 
a want of fpirit, with nothing remarkably inftrudUve in the con- 
clullons to be drawn from them ; he fatisfied me with this ingenious 
reafon for it, which is built on an hypothefis of his own. * YoU 
know/ (ays he, * they were tranfiated by a Frenchman, from an 
original Arabic manufcript, in the King of France's Library ; but 
there is pot above one tenth of the original tranfiated. The 
Arabian colledor appears to have been a man of Httle tafte ; for in 
order to give a due conne6kion to the whole, he has laid the fcene 
of his narration in the mofl flourifhing date of that Empire for Arts 
Learningt Power^ and has at the fame time introduced into it' 
fables concerning things which happened above a thoufand years 
after, juft as if one ihould fuppofe a llory to be told in the reign of 
William the Conqueror, which related to George I.. Now,' con- 
tinued he, ' the noblell fables in the coUedion fell in naturally with 
the fcene which he has laid, fo that they are tranfcribed from the 
w6rks of fome famous author in thofe days, and the reft, which 
you fpeak of as poor and trifling, are taken from fome later fabuUftt, 
who had neither invention to contrive nor thought enough to giv^ 
a fcnfc and meaning to their ftorics,' — He added, ' that from 

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have been many years acquainted with each other *, 
and whofe friendftiip is not to begin, but continue. 
All forms fhould be paft, when people know each 
other's mind fo well : I flatter myfelf you are a man 
after my own heart, who feeks content only from 
within, and fays to greatuefs, Tms haheto tibi res^ 
0g6met habebo meets. But as it is but juft your other 
friends fhould have fome part of you, I infift on mj 
making you the firfl vifit in London, and thence, after 
a few days, to carry you to Twitenham, for as many 
as you can afford me. If the prefs be to take up any 
part of your time, the iheets may be brought you 
hourly thither by my waterman : and you will have 
more leifure to attend to any thing of that fort than 
in town, I believe alfo I have moft of the Books you 
can want, or can ealily borrow them. I eameftly 
defire a line may be left at Mn R.'s, where and when 
\ ihall call upon you, which I will daily enquire for, 

whether 



the Arabian tables, you might gather the coonpleteft notion of the 
Eaflcm ceremonies and manners.* — Mr. Pope communicated to 
Mr. Warburton, Lord Bolingbroke's rules for the reading of 
Hiftory, which he thinks a very fine performance. That treadfe, 
9md the account of his own times, are to be publiflied together, 
after his death. In {hort» Mr. Warburton declares he never fpcnt 
a fortnight fo agreeably any where as ^t Twickenham ; he was 
prefentcd to all Mr, Pope's friends, who entertained him with fin- 
gular civility, and received him with an engaging freedom." 

Wartom. 

* Their very firft interview was in Lord Radnor's garden, juft 

\j Mr. ?ope*s at Twickenham. Dodflcy was prcfent ; and waf^ 

j^Q told me, aftonifhed at the hic;h compliments paid him by Pope 

M he approached him. Wa&toh. 



MR. WARBURTON. 375 

whether I chance to be here, or in the country. Be- 
lieve me. Sir, with the trued regard, and the fiu- 

cereft wifli to deferve. 

Yours, etc. 



LETTER VIL 

Twitenham, June 24, 1740. 

T T is true that I am a very unpunftual correfpondent, 
though no unpundual agent or friend ; and that, 
in the commerce of words, I am both poor and lazy. 
Civility and Compliment generally are the goods that 
letter-writers exchange, which, with honeft men, 
leems a kind of illicit trade, by having been for the 
moil part carried on, and carried furtheit by de* 
figning men. I am therefore reduced to plain in- 
quiries, how my friend does, and what he does? 
and to repetitions, which I am afraid to tire him 
with, how much I lov€ him. Your two kind letters 
gave me real fatisfaflion, in hearing you were fafe 
and well; and in ihewmg me you took kindly my 
unaffeded endeavours to prove my efteem for you, 
and delight in your converfation. Indeed my languid 
flate of health, and frequent deficiency of fpirits, to- 
gether with a number of diflipations, et aliena negoiia 
tentum^ all confpire to throw a faintnefs and cool ap« 
pearance over my conduft to thofe I beft love j which 
I perpetually feel, and grieve at : but in eameft, no 

BB 4 man 



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man is more deeply touched with merit in general, 
or with particular merit towards me, in any one 
You ought therefore in both views to hold yourfelf 
Tvhat you are to me in my opinion and affedion; 
fo high in each, that I may perhaps feldom attempt 
to tell it you. The greateft juftice, and favour too 
that you can do me, is to take it for granted. 

Do not therefore commend my talents, but in- 
ftruft me by your own. I am not really learned 
enough to be a judge in works of the nature and 
depth of yours. But I travel through your book as 
through an amazing fcene of ancient Egypt or 
Greece ; ftruck with veneration and wonder ; but 
at every ftep wanting an inftruftor to tell me all 
I wifh to know. Such you prove to me in the walks 
of antiquity ; and fuch you will -prove to all man- 
kind : but with this additional character, more than 
any other fearcher into antiquities, that of a genius 
equal to your pains, and of a tafte equal to your 
learning. 

I am obliged greatly to you, for what you bavc 
projefted at Cambridge, i|i relation to my Effay * * ; 

but 

' Mr. Pope de fired the Editor to procure a good tranflatioa of 
the EJfay on Man into Lathi profe. Warburtoh. 

♦ The following is a Letter from our Author to MrXhriftopkcr 
Slmart : 

« SIR, Twickenham, Nov. 18. 

" I thank you for the favour of yours ; I would not give you 

the trouble of tranilating the whole EfTay you mention ; the two 

firft 



MR. WARBURTON. 377 

but more for the motiye which did ori^nally , and does 
confequentially in a manner, animate all your good- 
nefs to me, the opinion you entertain of my honefl: 
intention in that piece, and your zeal to demonftrate 
me no irreligious man. I was very fincere with you 
in what I told you of my own opinion of my own 
charafter as a poet, and, I think, I may confcien- 
tioufly fay, I fhall die in it. I have nothing to add, 
but that I hope fometimes to hear you are well, as 
you (hall certainly now and then hear the beft I can 
tell you of myfelf. 



firft Epiftles arc already well done, and if you try, I could wifh 
it were on the laft, which is lefs ab(lra£^ed» and more cailly fallt 
into poetry, and comoion place. A few lines at the beginning 
and the conclufion, will be fufficient for a trial whether you 
yourfelf can like the taflc or not. I believe the Effay on Criticifm 
will in general be the more agreeable, both to a young writer, 
and to the majority of readers. What made me wifh the other 
well done, was the want of a right undcrftanding of the fiibject, 
which appears in the foreign vcrfions, in two Italian, two French, 
and one German. There is one, indeed, in Latin verfc, printed 
at Wirtemberg, very faithful, but inelegant ; and another ia 
Ercnch profe; but in thefe the fpirit of poetry is as much 
loll, as the fcnfe and fyftem itfclf in the others. 1 ought to take 
this opportunity of acknowledging the Latin tranflation of my 
Ode, which you fent me, and in which I could fee little or no- 
thing to alter, it is fo exaft. Believe me. Sir, equally deHrous 
pf doing you any fervice, and afraid of engaging you in an art fo 
little profitable, though fo well defcrving, as good poetry. 

"I am, your moll obliged and fincere humble Servant, 

» A. POPE.*' 
Wart on- 



378 LETTERS TQ 



LETTER Vlir. 

Odobcr 27, 1740. 

T AM grown fo bad a correfpondcnt, partly through 
the weaknefs of my eyes, which has much in- 
creafed of late, and partly through other difagreeable 
accidents, (almoft peculiar to me,) that my oldeft as 
well as bed friends are reafohable enough to excufe 
me* I know you are of the number who deferve 
all the teftimonies of any fort, which I can give you 
of efteem and friend(hip ; and I confide in you, as a 
man of candour enough, to know it cannot be other- 
wife, if I am an honed one. So I will fay no more 
on this head, but proceed to thank you for your con- 
ftant memory of whatever may be ferviceable or re- 
putable to me. The Tranflation ^ you are a much 
better judge of than I, not only becanfe you under-, 
ftand my work better than I do myfelf *, but as 
your continued femiliarity with the learned languages, 
makes you infinitely more a mafter of them, I 
would only recommend that the Tranflator's atten- 
tion to TuUy's Latinity may not preclude his ufagc 
of fome Terms which may be more precife in modem 

philofophy 

^ Of his EJfay on Man into Latin prafe. Warburtov. 

* This is one of the mod fingular conceffioDS ever msdcby 

any author. Wartoh. 



MR* WARBURTON. 379 

philofophy thaa fuch as he could fcrve himfelf of, 
efpecially in matters metaphy Heal. I think this fpe- 
cimen clofe enough, and clear alfo, as far as the« 
claffical phrafes allow ; from which yet I would rather 
he fometimes deviated, than fufiered the fenfe to be 
either dubious or clouded too much. You know my 
mind perfedly as to the intent of fuch a verfion, 
and I would have it accpmpanied with your own re« 
marks tranllated, fuch only I mean as are general, or 
explanatory of thofe paffages which are concife to any 
degree of obfcurity, or which demand perhaps too 
minute an attention in the reader. 

I have been unable to make the journey I defigned 
to Oxford, and Lord Bathurft's, where I hoped to 
have made you of the party. I am going to Bath for 
near two months. Yet pray let nothing hinder me 
fometimes from hearing you are well. I have bad 
that contentment from time to time from Mr. G. 

Scriblerus^ will or will not be publifhed, accord- 
ing to the event of fome other papers coming, or not 
coming out, which it will be my utmoft endeavour 
to hinder ". I will not give you the pain of acquaint- 
ing you what they are. Your fimile of B. and his 
nephew would make an excellent epigram. But all 
Satire is become fo ineffeftual (when the lad Step 
that Virtue can ftand upon, Jhame^ is taken away) 
that Epigram mud expe^ to do nothing even in its 

own 

* The Memoirs of Scnhievus . W A R B u R to n . 

'^ Ibc Letters publi(bcd by Dr. Swift. Warbvrton. 



38o LETTERS TO 

own Uttle province, and upon its own little fubjc£b. 
Adieu. Believe I wifh you nearer us ; the only 
power I wifli, is that of attachmg, and at the fame 
time fupporting, fuch congenial bodies as you are 
to, dear Kr, 

Your, etc- 



LETTER n. 

Bath, Feb. 4, 1740-1. 

T F I had not been made by many accidents fo fick 
of letter-writing, as to be almoft afraid of the 
Ibadow of my own pen, you would be the perfon I 
ihould ofteneft pour myfelf out to : indeed for a good 
rcafon, for you have given me the ftroiigeft proofs 
of underftanding, and accepting my meaning in the 
bed manner ^ and of the candour of your heart, as 
well as the clearnefs of your head. My vexadons 
I would not trouble you with, but I mu(t juft men- 
tion the two greateft I now have. They have printed 
in Ireland, my letters to Dr. Swift, and (which is 
the ftrangefl: circumftance) by his own confent and 
direftion \ without acquainting me till it was done. 
The other is one that will continue with me nil 

fome 

" N. B. This was the ftrongcft refentment he crcr cxprcffcd of 
this indifcretion of his old friend^ as being perfuaded that it pro- 
ceeded from no ill-will to him, though it expofed him to the lU- 
will of others. Warbuitox. 



MR, WARBURTON. 381 

feme profperous event to your fervice fhall bring us 
Bearer to each other. I am not content v^ith thofe 
glimpfes of you^ which a ihort fpring vifit affords ; 

and from which you carry nothing away with you 
but my fighs and wifhes, without any real benefit. 

I am heartily glad of the advancement of your 
Jecond Volume " ; and particularly of the Digre/Jions^ 
for they are fo much more of you ; and I can truft 
your judgment enough to depend upon their being 
pertinent*. You will, I queftion not, verify the 
good proverb, that the furtheft way about, is the 
neareft way home: and much better than plunging 
through thick and thin, more Theologorum ; and per- 
filling in the fame old track, where fo many have 
cither broken their necks, or come off very lamely. 

This leads me to thank you for that very entertain- 
ing t, and, I think, inflruftive ftory of Dr. W # * # , 
who was, in this, the image of # # #, who never ad- 
mit 

• Oi the Divine Legalion . Warburtok. 

* The DigreiHons arc many of them learned, curious, and en* 
lertaining; but feme good judges will not allow them to be perti- 
nent- • I Warton. 

f This ftory concerning Dr. JVaterlandi is related with much 
pleafantry by Dr. Middleton^ in the following words : ** In his 
laft journey firom Cambridge to London, being attended by Dr. 
Plumtree, and Dr. Chefelden the furgeon, he lodged the fecond 
night at Hodiden ; where being obferved to have been coftive on 
the road, he was advifed to have a clyfter, to which he confented. 
The Apothecary was prefently fcnt for, to whom Dr. Plumtrce 
gave his onlers below ftairs, while Dr.Waterland continued above ; 
upoa which the Apothecary ' could not forbear cxpref&og his 

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mit of any remedy from a hand they diflike. But I 

am ferry he had fo much of the modem Chriftkn 

rancour, as, I believe, he may be convinced by this 

time, that the kingdom of Heaven is not for fuch. 

I am juft returning to London, and fhall the more 

impatiently expe£t your book's appearance, as I 

hope you will follow it; and that I may have as 

happy a month through your means as I had the laft 

ipring. 

I am, etc. 



great fcnfe of the honour which he receiveds in being called to 
the affiftance of fo celebrated a perfon, whofe writings he was well 
acquainted with. The company dgnified fome furprife to Bnd a 
country Apothecary fo learned ; but he >airured them, that he 
was no ft ranger to the merit and chara^er of the Do6ior, but had 
lately read his ingenious Book with much pleafure. The Dvolne 
Legation of Mofet. Dr. Plumtree» and a Fellow of Magdalen, 
there prefent, took pains to convince the Apothecary of hit 

miftake, while C n ran up ftairs with an account of his blunder 

to Waterland, who, provoked by it into a violent paffion, called 
the poor fellow a puppy, and blockhead* who muft needs be ig- 
norant in his profeifion, and unfit to adminifter any thing to him, 
and might poffibly poifon his bowels ; and notwithftanding Dr. 
Plum tree's endeavours to moderate his difpleafure, by reprefent- 
ing the expediency of the operation, and the man's capacity to 
perform it, he would hear nothing in his favour, but ordered him 
to be difcharged, and poftponed the benefit of the clyfter till he 
reached hiy next ftage." W artos . 



MR. WARBURTON. 383 



LETTER X- 

April 149 J74T. 

X ^ou are every way kind to me ; in your partiality 
to what is tolerable in me ; and in your free- 
dom where you find me in an error. Such, I own, 
is the inftance given of— — ^You owe me much friend- 
Ihip of this latter fort, having been too profufe of the 
former. 

I think every day a week till you come to town, 
which, Mr. G. tells me, will be in the beginning of 
the next month : when, I expeS, you will contrive 
to be as beneficial to me as you can, by pafling with 
me as much time as you can : every day of which 
it will be my &ult if I do not make of fome ufe to 
me, as well as pleafure. This is all I have to tell 
you, and, be affured, my fincereft efleem and affec- 
tion are yours. 



LETTER XL 

Twitenham, Aug. 129 1741. 

rr^}1E general indifpofiiion I have to writing, unlels 

upon a belief of the neceflity or ufe of it^ muft 

plead my excufe in not doing it to you. I know it 

is not (I feel it is not) needful to repeat affurances 

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384 LETTERS TO 

of the true and conftant friendfhip and efteem I b^r 
you. Honed and ingenuous minds are fure of each 
other's; the tie is mutual and falid. The ufe of 
writing letters refolves wholly into the gratification 
given and received in the knowledge of each other's 
welfare : unlefs I ever fhould be fo fortunate (and a 
rare fortune it would be) to be able to procure, and 
acquaint you of, fome real benefit done you by my 
means. But fortune leldom fuffers one difinterefted 
man to ferve another. *Tis too much an infult upon her 
to let two of thofe who mod defpife her favours, be 
happy in them at the fame time, and in the fame in- 
ftance. I wifh for nothing fo much at her hands, as 
that (he would permit fome great Perfon or other to 
remove you nearer the banks of the Thames ; though 
very lately a nobleman whom you efteem much more 
than you know, had deftined, etc. 

I thank you heartily for your hints ; and am afraid 
if I had more of them, not on this only, but on other 
fubjefts, 1 ftiould break my refolution, and become 
an author anew : nay a new author, and a better 
than I yet have been ; or God forbid I (hould go on 
jingling only the fame bells ! 

I have received fome chagrin at the delay of your 
Degree at Oxon''. As for mine, I will die before 

I re- 

• ' This relates to an accidental affair which happened this fum- 
mcr, in a ramble that Mr. P. and Mr. W. took together, m 
>vhich Oxford fell in their way, where they parted ; Mr. P. after 
one day's Hay going weft ward, and Mr. W. who ftaid a day after 

bim, 



MR. WARBURTON. 385 

I receive one, in an art I am ignorant of, at a place 
where there remains any fcruple of bellowing one on 
you, in a fcience of which you are fo great a mafter. 
In fliort, I will be dodored with you, or not at all. 
I am fure, wherever honour is not conferred on the 
deferving, there can be none given to the unde* 
ferving ; no more from the hands of Priefts, than of 
Princes. Adieu. God give you all true BleJJings. • 



MaM*>« 



bim, to Tifit tbe Dean of C. C. returning to Loodon. On this day 
the Vicc-cbaoccnor, the Rev. Dr. L. fent him a mefTage to his 
lodgings, by a per£bn of eminence in that plage, with an unufual 
compliment^ to know if a Dolor's degree in Divinity would be 
acceptable to him : to which fuch an anfwer was returned as fo 
civil a meflage deferved. About this time, Mr. Pope had thtf 
fame offer made him of a Dodor's degree in Law. And to tho 
llTuc of that unafked and unfought compliment thefe words allude. 

WARBURtOK. 

* What Pope (ays in this Letter relating to a Nobleman, and 
his hopes that Warburton might be removed to the banks of the 
Thames, feems to be explained, by a converfation faid by Ruff- 
bead to have taken place between Pope and Warburton : 

** It was," fays he, ** but the other day, that a Noble Lord in 
my neighbourhood, whom till then I had much miftaken, told me 
in converfation, that he had a large benefice to beftow, which he 
did not know what to do with. *< Give it to me," (aid I, ** and 
I will promife to beftow it on one who will do honour to your patron- 
age.** He faid I (hould have it. I believed him ; and, after wait- 
ing fome time without hearing farther of it, I reminded him o^ 
what had pafled ; when he faid with fome confufion, that hi» 
fteward had difpofed of it, unknown to him or his Lady." 



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LETTER XIL 

September 20, 1741. 

1 T is npt my friendflilp, but the aifcernttient of that 
nobleman "* I mentioned, which ycu are to thank 
for his intention to fei-ve you. And his judgment is 
fo uncontroverted, that it would really be a pleafure 
to you to owe him any thing ; inftead of a (hame, 
which often is the cafe in the favours of men of that 
rank. I am forry I can only wifh you well, and not 
do myfelf honour in doing you any good. But I 
comfort myfelf when I refleft, few men could make 
you happier, none more deferving than you have 
made yourfelf. 

I don't know how I have been betrayed into a pa- 
ragraph of this kind. I afk your pardon, though it 
be truth, for faying fo much. 

If I can prevail on myfelf to complete ' the Dun- 
ciad, it will be publifhed at the fame time with a gc- 
neral edition of all my Verfes (for Poems I will not 
call them) ; and, 1 hope, your Friendfliip to me will 
be then as well known, as my being an Author 4 
and go down together to Pofterity: I mean to as 
much of Poflerity as poor modems can reach to; 

where 

^ Lord ClicilerfiJd. Warburton. 

' He had then communicated his intention to the Editor^ of aid- 
ing a-fourth book to it, in purfuance of the Editor's advice. 

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MR. WARBURTON. 387 

where the Commeniator (as ufual) will lend a crutch 
to the weak Poet to help him to limp a little further 
than he could on his own feet. We ihall take our 
degree together in fame, whatever we do at the 
Univerfity: and I tell you once more*, 1 will not 
have it there without you.— — 



LETTER XIII. 

Bath, Nov. 12, 1741. 

T AM always naturally fparing of my letters to my 
Friends ; for a reafon I think a great one ; that 
it Is needlefs after experience, to repeat affurances of 
Friendfhip ; and no lefs irkfome to be fearching for 
words, to exprefs it over and over. But I have 
more calls than one for this letter. Firft, to exprefs 
a fatis&^on at your refolution not to keep up the 

ball 



' This was occafioned by the Editor's requefting him not to 
flight the honour ready to be done hitn by the Univerfity ; and 
cfpecially, not to decline it on the Editor's account, who had no 
reafon to think the afifront done him of complimenting him with 
an offer, and then contriving to evade it, the a6l of that illuftrious 
body, but the exploit of two or three particulars, the creatures 
of a man in power, and the ilaves of their own palfions and pre- 
judices. However, Mr. P. could not be prevailed on to accept of 
•ny honours from them, and his rcfcntment of this low trick 
gave birth to the celebrated lines, of Apollo's Mayor and Alder- 
men, in the fourth Dunciad. WAaBU&TON. 

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388 LETTERS TO 

ball of difpuie with Dr. M. *, though, I am latisfid, 
you could have done it ; and to tell you that Mr. L. 
is pleafed at it too, who writes me word upon this 
occafion, that he muft infinitely efteem a Diviue^ 
and an Author, who loves peace better than Vidory. 
Secondly, I am to recommend to you as an author, 
a bookfeller in the room of the honed one you have 
loft, Mn G. and I know none who is fo worthy, and 
has fo good a title in that charader to fucceed him, 
as Mn Knapton. But my third motive of now trou- 
bling you is my own proper intereft and pleafure. 
I am here in more leifure than I can poflibly enjoy ever 
in my own houfe, vacate Uteris. It is at this place, 
that your exhortations may be moft eSedual, to 
make me refume the ftudies I have almoft laid afide, 
by perpetual avocations and diflipations. If it were 
practicable for you to pafs a month or lix weeks from 
home, it is here f I could wifh to be with you : and 
if you would attend to the continuation of your own 
noble work, or unbend to the idle amufement of 
comtnenting upon a poet, who has no other merit 

than 

^ Dr. M. means Dr. MiddUton, and Mr. L. means Mr. Ljt- 
tclton, and Mr. G. Mr. Gyles. Warton. 

f This was the Letter which brought Dr, Warburton to Hr. 
Allen's houfe at Bath ; which vifit laid the foundation of bis 
fortnne. Bifhop Hare, having, recommended him to Queen Ca- 
rolinci 17379 a little before her death, dcfired him, as we are 
informed by Dr. Hurd, to alter or omit a paflage in the firft toL 
of the Divine Legation^ which contained a ftroke of pleafantry on 
Woolafton's Religion of Nature, becfufe her Majffty affcfted to 
be fond of that Trcatifc. Wahtob. 



MR. WARBURTON. 389 

than that of aiming by his moral ftrokes to merit 
feme regard from fuch men as advance Truth 
and Virtue in a more effedual v'ay j in either cafe, 
this place and this houfe would be an inviolable 
afylum to you, from all you would defire to avoid, 
in fo public a fcene as Bath. The worthy man who 
is the mafter of it, invites you in the (Irongeft terms ; 
and is one who would treat you with love and vene>- 
ration, rather than what the world calk civility and 
regard. He is iincerer and plainer than almoil any 
man now in this world, antiquis moribus. If the 
waters of the Bath may be ferviceable to your com 
plaints, (as I believe from what you have told me of 
them,) no opportunity can ever be better. It is juft the 
beft feafon. We are told the Bifliop of Salifbury • 
is expefted here daily, who I know is your friend : 
at lead, though a bifhop, is too much a man of 
learning to be your enemy. You fee I omit nothing 
to add to the weight in the balance, in which, how- 
ever, I will not think myfelf light, fince I have known 
your partiality. You will want no fervatit here. 
Your room will be next to mine, and one man will 
ferve us. Here is a Library, and a Gallery lynety 
feet long to walk in, and a coach whenever you 
would take the air with me. Mr. Allen tells me, 

you 

• Some years afterwards Mr. Towne, the . intimate friend of 
Warburton, publtHied fome fcvcre remarks on Sherlock's incom- 
parable Sermons, who had .contradicted fomc tenets in the Divine 
Legation. Wartok. 

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390 LETTERS TO 

you might on horfeback be here in three days ; it Is 
lefs than i oo miles from Ncwarke, the road through 
Leicefter, Stow in the Wolde in Gloucefterfliire, and 
Cirencefter by Lord Bathurft's. I could engage to 
carry you to London from hence, and I -would accom- 
modate my time and journey to your conveniency. 

Is alLthis a- dream ? or can you make it a reality? 
can you give ear to me ? 

Audiilin' ? an me ludlt amabllis 
Infania ? 

Dear Sir, adieu ; and give me a line to Mr. Allen's at 
Bath. God preferve you ever. 



LETTER XIV. 

November 22, 1741. 

XT-OURS is very full and very kind, it is a friendly 
and fatisfaftory anfwer, and all 1 can defire. 
Do but inftantly fulfil it.— *Only I hope this wiU 
find you before you fet out. For I think (on all 
confiderations) your bcft way will be to take Lon- 
don in your way. It will fecure you from accidents 
of weather to travel in the coach, both thither and 
from thence hither. But^ in particular, 1 think you 
ihould take fome care as to Mr. G.'s executors. 
And I am of opinion, no man will be more fervice- 
able in fettling any fuch accounts than Mr. Knapton, 
who fo well knows the trade, and is of fo ac- 
knowledged a credit in it. If you can flay but a few 

8 days 



MR. WARBURTON. 391 

days there, I fliould be glad ; though I would not 
have you omit any neceffary thing to yourfelf. I wilh 
too you would juft fee ♦ # ♦, though when you have 
pafled a month here, it will be time enough for all 
we have to do in town, and they will be lefs bufy, 
- probably, than juft before the Seflion opens, to think 
of men of letters. 

When you are in London I beg a line from you^ 
in which pray tell us what day you (hall arrive at Bath 
by the coach, that we may fend to meet you, an4 
bring you hither. 

You will owe me a real obligation by being made 
acquainted with the mafter of this houfe ; and by. 
iharing with me, what I think one of the chief fatif- 
fa&ioas of my life, his Friend (hip ♦. But whether 
I ihall owe you any in contributing ta make me 2k 
fcribbler again \ '1 knbw not* 

♦ Warburton was introduced by Pope to Allen, and, it is well 
known, afterwards married his niece. After Pope had introduced 
his friendf he introduced alfo his female cAere amis, Martha Blount. 
Martha, prcfuming on being Pope's favourite, gave herfclf fuffi- 
cicnt airs, and an inexpiable quarrel enfued : Pope took Martha's 
part againft them. Some curious Letters relating to it will be' 
found, among others now firft publifhed, in the lad Volume : they 
will (hew, better than a thoufand volumes, Pope's Jincerity, and 
real feelings ; he who, when Swift was alive, proftfled he had a 
heart and a fortune for both ; who mentions him, after his death« 
with DO other words than " Dr. Swjft ;" who wrote all thefe fine 
things to Allen and Warburton ; in his confidential Letters to* 
Martha, fpeaks a very different language. 

* He had concerted the plan ,of the fourth book of the Dun- 
clad wilh the Editor the fummer before ; and had now written a 
great part of it ; which he was willing the Editor ihould fee. 

Warburton. 

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39a LETTERS TO 



LETTER IV. 

April 23, T74J. 

11 TV letters arc very fliort, partly becaufe I could 
by no length of writings (not even by fuch 
tft lai«7crs write) conwy to you more than you have 
already of my heart and efleem ; and partly be- 
eaufe I want rime and eyes. I can't fufficiently tell 
you both my pleafure and my gratefulnefs, in and for 
your two lad letters, which (hew your zeal fo ftroiig 
for that piece of my idlenefs, which was literally 
written only to keep me from fleeping in a dull 
winter, and perhaps to make others deep unleb 
awakened by my Commentator ; no uncommon cafe 
among the learned. I am every day in cxpc&ation 
of Lord Bolingbroke's arrival : with whom I fhall 
feize all the hours I can : for his flay (I fear by what 

he writes) will be very (hort. 1 do not think it 

impoffiblc but he may go to Bath for a few weeks, 
to fee (if he be then alive, as yet he is) his old fer- 
vant. — ^In that cafe I think to go with him, atnl if it 
ihould be at a feafon when the waters are bene* 
ficial, (which agree particularly with him too,) would 
it be an impoffibility to meet you at . Mr. Allen *s ? 
whofe houfe, you know, and heart, are yours. 
Though this is a mere chance, I ihould not be forry 
you faw fo great a genius, though he and you 

were 



MR. WARBURTON- 393 

were never to meet again. Adieu. The world 

is not what I wifh it ; I will not repent being in it 
while two or three live *. 

I am^ etc. 

* Dr. Warburton has given the following account of the caufet 
of the rupture betwixt him and Lord Bolingbroke : 

^ About the year 1742, a little before Lord Bolingbroke't 
return to England, thia Criik was with . Mr. Pop: at T. who 
(hewed him a printed book of LetUrt on the Siudy and life of 
Hiftory^ and defired his opinion of it. It was the firft volume of 
the work fince publifhed under that name. Mr. W. on turning 
over the bbok, told him his thoughts of it with great ingenuity. 
What he fa id to Mr. Pope of the main fubjedl is not material 1 
but of the DigrefHon concerning the Authenticity of the Old 
Teflamenty he told his friend very frankly, that the Author's 
aiguments, poor as they were, were all borrowed from other wri* 
tersy and had been confuted to the full fatisfadion of the learned 
world : that the Author of thefe Letters^ whoever he was, had 
midaken fome of thofe reafoninga ; had mifreprefented others ; 
and had added fuch miflakes of his own, as mud difcredit him 
with the learned, and difhonour him with all honeft men : that 
therefore, as he underftood the Author was his friend, he could 
not do him better fsrvice than advife him to (Irike out this digref* 
fion ; a digreiiion that had nothing to do with the fubjed, and 
would fet half his readers again il the work, which, without 
thia occafion of fcandal, would have much ado to make head 
agaioft the other half, whenever it (hould appear. Mr. Pope faid, 
his friend (whofe name he kept fccret) was the mod candid of 
all writers ; and that he, the Author of the D. L. could not do 
him a greater pleafure than to tell him his thoughts with all free- 
dom on this occafion. He urged this fo warmly, that his friend 
complied, and, as they were then alone, fcribbled over half a dozen 
(heets of paper before he rofe from the table where they were then 
fitting. Mr. Pope read what was written ; and, as he had a 
wonderful partiality for thofe he loved, approved of them ; and to 
convince his friend (the Scribbler^ as my Lord rightly calls him) 
that he did fo, he took up the printed volume, and eroded out the 
word Dtgrejfwn. The remarks were written, as you may well 

fuppofcf. 



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LETTER X\^. 

Bath, Nov. 27, J 742. 

npHis Will ihew you 1 am ftill with our friend, but 

It is the lad day ; and I would rather you heard 

of me pteafed, as I yet am, than chagrined, as I ihall 

1)6 In a few hours. We are both pretty well. I wifli 

you 



fuppofc, with all the civility Mr. W. was likely to ufc to a friend 
Mr. Pope appeared fo much to reverence : but the word frrvari- 
cation^ or fomething like it^ chanced, it'fecms, to efcape his pen. 
Tlie papers were fent to Parisi and received with unparalleled 
indignation. Little broke out ; but fomething did : and Mr. 
Pope found he had iiot paid his court by this officiou s piece of 
fcrvicc. However, with regard to the writer of the papers, all 
was carried, when his Lordfhip came over, with fingular com« 
plaifance : fuch as men ufe when their defign is to draw on thofe 
whofe homage they purpofe to gain. In the mean time, hit 
Lordihip was meditating and compiling an angry and elaborate 
anfwer to this private, hafty, and impertinent, though well -meant 
Scrihhk ; and it was as much as they could do^ who had mofl in- 
fluence over him, to prevail with him at length to burn it. For the 
truth of aU this, I might appeal to a Noble Perfon, one of the 
greatcfi charadlcrs of this, or indeed of any age; who being 
much courted by his Lordfhip, (for fuperior virtue will force 
nomage from the mofl unHke,) was for fome time able, and at all 
times moft defirous, of reilraining the extravagance of that j^ 
Phtlofophy^ which he detefted and defpifed. 

** The event has fince (hewn, that it would have been happy for 
his Lordfhip's reputation, had the advice to ftrike out the Di- 
greffion been approved : for it is this which firft funk him in the 
popular opinion ; and made men overlook the merit of the very 

btfft of his compofiticDS. 

"Mr. 



MR. WARBURTON. 395 

you had been more explicit if yoor leg be quite well. 
You fay no more than that you got home well. I 

exped 



*• Mr. Pope, however, was ftill flattered and carefied ; and 
the Tengcance treafured up againft him, for the impiety of erafiog 
thofe facred papers, did not break out till after the Poet's death : 
then, indeed, it came forth with redoubled vehemence, and on the 
noft ridiculous pretence. Pope had, as his Lordfhip pretended^ 
unknown to him, printed an edition of the Patriot Prince^ or 
Patriot Klngy (for it had two titles> as his Lordfhip's various oc- 
cafions required^) a very innocent thing, which might have been 
proclaimed by the common cryer, without giving the lead um- 
brage or offence. To £ay the truth, it was a mere fchool decla- 
mation, which, in great pomp af words, informs us of this fecret. 
That if a Prince could once be brought to love his Country ^ he would 
always aEtfor the good of it* As extraordinary as this difcovery ap- 
pears, there was much odd pra£iice employed to give a colour of 
necefiity for the publifhing it. However, publifhcd it was, and 
the memory of Pope traduced in fo cruel, fo fcandalous a manner, 
that the reader is fuffered to conclude, even Curl himfelf could 
not have afied a more infamous or rafcally part : for it mull be 
owned his Lord(hip has dealt one equal meafure to his Country, 
his Religion^ and his Friend. And for what was all this out- 
rage ? To fpeak the worll of the offence, for one of thofe private 
offices of indifcreet good-will which generous men are always 
ready to forgive, even when they fee themftlves molt incommoded 
by it. 

*< The public ftood amazed, and thofe who had any regard for 
the Poet's memory, waited with impatience to fee which of hit 
old Friends would refcue it from his Lordihip's talons. Con- 
tempt, I fuppofe, of fo cruel a treatment, kept them aU filent* 
However, the fame contempt at length provoked an anonymous 
vn-iter to publifh a Letter to the Editor of the Patriot King ^ 
for his Lordlhip had divided himfelf into two perfonagcs of JSdiior 
and Author. This Letter, written with all the refpcft due to his 
rank and chamber, he thought fit to afcribe to the Author of the 

Divii^ 



396 LETTERS TO 

expert a more particular account of you when you 

have repofed yourfelf a while at your own fire^fide. 

I iball inquire as foon as I am in London^ which of 

my friends have feen you ? There are two or three 

who know how to value you : I wi(h I was as fure 

they would ftudy to fcrve you.-— A projeft has arifen 

in my head to make you, in fome meafure, the Editor 

of this new edition of the Dunciad"*, if you have no 

fcruple of owning fome of the graver notes, which are 

now added to thofe of Dr. Arbuthnot. I mean it 

as a kind of prelude, or advertifement to the public, 

of your Commentaries, on the EJfay on Matty and on 

Criticifmy which I propofe to print next in another 

volume proportioned to this. I only doubt whether 

an avowal of thefe notes to fo ludicrous a poem -be 

fuitable to a charafter fo eftabliflied as yours for more 

ferious (Indies. It was a fudden thought fince we 

parted ; and I would have you treat it as no more ; 

and tell me if it is not better to be fupprefled ; freely 

and friendlily. I have a particular reafon to make you 

intereft yourfelf in me and my writings. It will caufe 

both them and me to make the better figure to pof- 

terity. 



Divine Legation \ fo that you need not wonder if it espofcd the 
fufpe&ed writer to all his Lordfhip's rage, and to all the nbaldrjr 
x>i his fycophantSy of which fome, that was faid to pafs through 
this great man's hands, was in language bad enough to difgrace 
even gaols and garrets." War to m. 

" That is, of the four books conr.plctc. Wa&bu&tom* 



MR. WARBURTON- * 397 

terhy, A very mediocre poet, one Drayton *, is yet 
taken fome notice of becaufe Selden writ a few notes 
on one of his poems.*— 

Adieu. May every domeflic happinefs make you 
unwilling to remove from home ; and may every 
friend, you do that kindnefs for, treat you fo as to 
make you forget you are not at home ! 

I am, etc. 



LETTER XVII. 

December 28, I742, 

T HA VE always fo many things to take kindly of you, 
that I don^t know which to begin to thank you for« 
I was willing to conclude our whole account of the 
Dunciad, at lead, and therefore (laid till it was finifhed. 
'ITie encouragement you gave me to add the fourth 
book firft determined me to do fo ; and the approba- 
tion you feemed to g^ve it was what iingly determined 
me to prmt it. Since that, your Notes and your 
Difcourfe in the name of Ariftarchus have given iu 
lad finifhings and ornamrnts.— ^^ am glad you wilt 

refrefh 

* Drayton deferves a much higher cKaradier. He abounds in 
xnanj beautiful and natural dcforiptions, and fome very harmonic 
ous lines. And SeldefC% notes arc full of curious antiqutrian 
refearches. Pope was as much fupcrior to Drajfton> as Selden 
was to Warbiirton. Wartok. 



398 LETTERS TO 

refrefli the memory of fuch readers as have no other 
faculty to be readers, efpccially of fuch works as the 
Divine Legation *. But I hope you will not take too 

much 



* One of the mod {hrewd and acute objc^ions ever urged againll 
the reafoning of the Divine Legatiouy is in the following Letter of 
Dr. MlJdleton to IVarhurton : 

*' When I was laft in London^ I met with a little Piece, written 
with the fame view and on the fame plan with yours : an auonymom 
Letter from Geneva, evincing the divine Miifion of Mofcs, from 
the Inflitution of the Sabbatic year. The author fets out, like 
you, from this (ingle Pollulatum, that Mofes was a confummate 
Law-giver ; and (hews that he could never have enjoined a Law fo 
whirofical, impolitic, and hazardous, expofing the people to certain 
famine, as oft as the preceding or following year proved barren, if 
hcy who has all Nature at command, had not warranted the fuccefs 
of it. The letter is ingenious and fprightly^ and drcffcs out, in a 
variety of colours, the abfurdity of the inftitution, on the fuppofition 
of its being human. It is in French, and publi(hcd in Bibliothcque 
Germaniqucy tom. xxx. 

'* But will not this gaiety of cenfuring the Law be found too 
adventurous, and expofe your Poftulatum itfelf to fome hazard > 
cfpecially when there is a fa^ generally allowed by the l^med, 
that feems to overturn all this fpecious reafoning at once ; viz, 
that this Law of the Sabbatic year- was never obferved. For, if 
fo, it may be objeded, with fome (hew of reafon, that Mofes 
had charged himfelf with the {(fue of events too delicate, and be- 
yond his reach, and imprudently enjoined what ufe and experi- 
ence (hewed to be impraAicable. I am apprchenfive likewife that 
your work will not (land wholly cle^r of obje£iions : your fcheniCi 
as I take it, is to (hew, that fo able a man as Mofes could not 
pofiibly have omitted the dod^rine of a future ftate, thought fo 
necc(rary to government by all other Legiflators, had he not done 
it by exprefs dircdlion of the Deity ; and that, under the mira- 
culous difpcnfations of the Theocracy, he could neither want it 
himfelf for the inforcing a refpcft to his laws, nor yet the people, 

for 



MR. WARBURTON. 399 

much notice of another and a duller fort ; thofe "who 
become writers through malice, and mufl die when* 
ever you pleafe to (hine out in the completion of the 
Work : which 1 wifli were now your only anfwer to 
any of them : except you will make ufe of that (hoit 
and excellent one you gave me in the ftory of the 
reading'glafs. 

The world here grows very bufy. About what 
time is it you think of being amongft us ? My health, 
I fear, will confine me, whether in town or here, io 
that I may expeft more of your company as one good 
refulting out of eviL 

I write. 



for the encouragement of their obedience. But what was the con- 
fequence I Why the people were perpetually apoftaiizing either 
to the Superflitions of Egypt or the Idolatries of Canaan ; and 
tired with the load of their Ceremonies, wholly dropped them at. 
lad, and funk into all kinds of vice and profanentfs ; till the Pro- 
phets, in order to revive and prefervc a fenfe of Religion amongft. 
thpm, began to preach up the rational duties of Morality, and in- 
Anuate the dotSlriae of a future ftatc." — LetUr to Mr. V/arluriony 
Srpt. II, 1736. 

Our author did not perhaps know that his learned and cxccDert 
friend, Bifhop Berkley, had remarked, long before the Divine Lega- 
tion waspublifhed, " That Mofcs, indeed, doth not infill on a future 
flatr, the common bafis of all political Inditutions ; nor do other 
Law -givers make a particular mention of all things neceflary, but 
fuppofc fome thinp^s as generally known and believed. The belief 
of a future ftate, (which it is manifeft the Jews were poffcffcd of 
long before the coming of Chrift,) feems to have obtained among 
the Hebrews from prirr.aeval Tradition ; which might render it 
unneceflary for Mofcs to iui'ill on that article." — j1 Dlfcourfe ad* 
drtjfed to Ma/tftrata. W a r t o k . 



400 LETTERS TO 

I write, you know, very laconically. I have but 
one formula which fays every thing to a friend, ^ I 
'^ am yours, and beg you to continue mine.'' Let 
me not be ignorant (you can prevent my being fo of 
any things but firft and principally) of your health and 
well being ; and depend on my fenfe of all the Kind* 
nefs over and above all the Jujiice you fhall ever do 
me« 

I never read a thing with more pleafure than an 
additional (heet to * Jervas's preface to Don Quixote. 
Before I got over two paragraphs I cried out, Aui 
Erafmus aut Diabolus / I knew you as certainly as the 
ancients did the Gods by the firft pace and the very 
gait. I have not a moment to exprefs myfelf in, but 
could not omit this which delighted me fo greatly. 

My Law-fuit with L. is at an end. — Adieu ! Believe 

no man can be more yours. Call me by any title you 

will, but a Doff or of Oxford; Sit tibi cura mei^Jit tibi 
cura tuu 

* On the origia of the books of Chivalry. Wa&bu&tok, 



MR. WARBURTON. 401 



LETTER XVm. 

January i8, 1742. 

T AM forced to grow every day more laconic in my 
letters, for my eyefight grows every day (horter and 
dimmer. Forgive me then that I aufwer you fummarily. 
I can even lefs bear an equal part in a correfpondence 
than in a converfation with you. But be affured once 
for all, the more I read of you, as the more I hear from 
you, the better 1 am inftrufted and pleafed. And this 
misfortune of my own dulnefs, and my own abfence, 
only quickens my ardent wifli that fome good fortune 
would draw you nearer, and enable me to enjoy both, 
for a greater part of our lives in this neighbourhood ; 
and in fuch a fituation, as might make more benefi- 
cial friends, than I, eftecm and enjoy you equally* 
I have again heard from Lord * # and another hand, 
that the Lord ^ I writ to you of, declares an intention 
to ferve you. My anfwer (which they related to him) 
was, that he would be fure of your acquaintance for 
life if once he ferved, or obliged you ; but that, I was 
certain, you would never trouble him with your ex- 
peflacion *, though he would never get rid of your 

gratitude. 

y Granville. Warburtok. 

* This is nearly what Pope himfelf faid to Lord Halifax : 
*• I diftruft neither your wil nor your memory, wHcn it h to do 
good ; but if ever I become troublefome or folicitous, it muft uoi 
be out of expeSation^ but out oi gratitude,** 
VOL. IX. b o 



402 LETTERS TO 

gratitude. — Dear Sir, adieu, and let me be fomc- 
times certified of your health. My own is as ufual ; 
and my afiedion the fame, always yours. 



LETTER XIX. 

Twitenham, March 24, 1743. 

T WRITE to you amongft the very few I now defirc 
to have my Friends, merely, SI valeas^ valeo. *Tis 
in effeft all I fay : but it is very literally true, for I 
place all that makes my life defirable in their welfare. 
I may truly afErm, that vanity or intereft have not 
the leaft fhare in any friendfliip I have ; or caufe me 
now to cultivate that of any one man by any one 
letter. But if any motive fhould draw me to flatter a 
great man, it would be to fave the friend I would 
have him ferve from doing it. Rather than lay a 
deferving perfon under the neceflity of it, I would 
hazard my own charader and keep his in dignity. 
Though, in truth, I live in a time when no meafures 
of condud influence the fuccefs of one's applications, 
and the bed thing to truft to is chance and oppor- 
tunity. 

I only mean to tell you, I am wholly yours, how 
few words foever I make of it — A greater pleafure to 
me kf that I chanced to make Mr. Allen fo, who is 
not only worth more than —— intrinfically ; but, I 

forefee, 



MR. WARBURTON. 403 

forefee, will be efFeSually more a comfort and glory 
to you every year you live. My confidence in any man 
lefs truly great than an honed one is but fmall. — 

1 have lived much by myfelf of late, partly through 
ill health, and partly to amufe myfelf with little im- 
provements in my garden and houfe, to which pof- 
fibly I fliall (if I live) be foon more confined. When 
the Dunciad may be publifhed, I know not. I am 
more defirous of carrying on the beft, that is your 
edition of the reft of the Epijiles and EJfay on Criticifm^ 
etc. I know it is there * 1 fhall be feen moft to ad- 
vantage. But I infift on one condition, that you 
never think of this when you can employ yourfelf in 
iinifhing that noble work of the Divine Legation 
(which is what, above all, iterum iterumque monebo *) 
or any other ufeful fcherae of your own. It would 
be a fatisfaftion to me at prefent only to hear that 
you have fupported your health among thefe epidemi- 
cal diforders, which, though not mortal to any of 
my friends, have afflitted almoft every one. 

* The judgment he here jpaffcs on his own works is remarkable, 
and worth attending to. Warton. 

* Either his friendfhip for the Editor, or his love of Rehgion, 
made him have tht« very much at heart ; and almoll the lall words 
he faid to the Editor as he was dying, was the conjuring him to 
iiniOi the lad Volume ; which indignation, as he fuppofcd, at the 
fpurrilities of a number of namelefs fcribblers, had retarded. 

W-HtBURTON, 



D D 2 



404 LETTERS TO 



LETTER XX. 

June 5. 

J WISH that mftead of writing to you once in two 
months, I could do you fome fei^ice as often ; for 
I am arrived to an age when I am as fparing of words, 
as mod old men are of money, though I daily find 
lefs occafion for any. But I live in a time when 
benefits are not in the power of an honeft man to be- 
ftow ; nor indeed of an honed man to receive, con- 
fidering on what terms they are generally to be had. 
It is certain you have a full right to any I could do 
you, who not only monthly, but weekly of late, have 
loaded me with favours of that kind, which are mod 
acceptable to veteran Authors ; thofe garlands which 
a Commentator weaves to hang about his Poet, and 
which are flowers both of his own gathering and paint- 
ing too J not bloffoms fpringing from the dry Au- 
thor. 

It is very unreafonablfe after this, to give you a 
fecond trouble in revifmg the EJfay on Horner^. But 
I look upon you as one fwom to fuffer no errors in 
me : and though the common way with a Commen- 
tator be to ered: them into beauties, the bed office of a 
Critic is to correct and amend them. There being a 

new 

• The Editor did revife and correct it a's it now ftands in the laft 
edition. WARByaioK. 



MR. WARBURTON. 405 

new edition coming out of Horner^ I would willingly 
render it a little Icfs defedive, and the bookfcUer will 
not allow me time to do fo myfelf. 

Lord B. returns to France very fpeedily, and it is 
poffible I may go for three weeks or a month to Mr. 
Allen's in the fummer ; of which I will not fail to 
advertife you, if it fuits your conveniency to be there 
and drink the waters more beneficially. 

Forgive my fcribbling fo haftily and fo ill. My eyes 
are at lead as bad as jny head, and it is with my 
heart only that I can pretend to be, to any real pur- 
pofe, 

Your, etc. 



LETTER XXI. 

July 18. 

"^ov may well expeft letters from me of thanks : 
but the kind attention you fhew to every thing 
that concerns me is fo manifeft, and fo repeated, that 
you cannot but tell yourfelf how neceflarily I mufl: 
pay them in my heart, which makes it almoft imper- 
tinent to fay fo. Tour alterations to the Pre&ce and 
Eflay ^ are jufl ; and none more obliging to me than 
where you prove your concern, that my notions in 

my 

^ Prefixed to his Homer's Iliad. WAiBURxaM. 

DD 3 



Ao6 LETTERS TO 

my firft writings fliould not be repugnant to thofe in 
my laft. And you will have the charity to think, 
when I was then in an error, it was not fo much that I 
thought wrong or pcrverfely, as that I had not thought 
fufficiently. What I could correft in the diffipated 
life I am forced to lead here, I have : and fome there 
are which ftill want your help to be made as they 
fliould be. — Mr. Allen depends on you at the end of 
the next month, or in September, and I will join him 
as foon as I can return from the other party ; I believe 
not till September at fooneft. — ^You will pardon me 
(dear Sir) for writing to you but juft like an attorney 
or agent. I am more concerned for your Finances ^ 
than your Fame ; becaufe the firft, I fear, you will 
never be concerned about yourfelf ; the fecond is 
fecure to you already, and (whether you will or not) 
will follow you. 

I have never faid one word to you of the public. I 
have known the greater world too long to be very 
fanguine. But accidents and occafions may do what 
"Virtue would not ; and God fend they may ! Adieu. 
Whatever becomes of public Virtue, let us prefervc 
our own poor (hare of the private. * Be affured, if I 
have any, I am with a true fenfc of your merit and 
friendfhip, etc. 

• His debt from the Executor gf Mr. Gyles. Warburtok. 



MR. WARBURTON. ' 407 



LETTER XXII. 

Oftobcr 7. 

J HEARTILY thank you for yours, from which I 
learned your fafe arrival. And that you found 
all yours in health, ^as a kind addition to the ac- 
count ; as I truly am interefted in whatever is, and 
deferves to be dear to you, and to make a part of 
your happinefs. I have many reafons and experiences 
to convince me, how much you wifh health to me, 
as well as long life to my writings. Could you make 
as much a better man of me as you can make a better 
author, I were fecure of Immortality both here and 
hereafter by your means. The Dunciad I have or- 
dered to be advertifed in quarto. Pray order as many 
of them as you will ; and know that whatever is mine 
is yours. 



-0t 



LETTER XXIII. 

January 12, 1743. 

A N unwillingnefs to write nothing to you, whom 
' I refpefl: ; and worfe than nothing (which would 
afflia you) to one who wifhes me fo well, has hitherto 
kept me filent. Of the Public I can tell you nothing 
worthy the refleftion of a reafonable man ; and of 
myfelf only an account that would give you pain ; 

D D 4 for 



4o8 - LETTERS TO 

for my allhma has increafed every week fince yoa laft 

heard from me, to the degree of confining me totally 

to the fire-fide ; fo that I have hardly feen any of my 

friends but two ^, who happen to be divided from the 

world as much as myfelf, and are conftantly retired 

at Batterfea. There I have paffed moft of my traie, and 

often wifhed you of the company, as the beft 1 know 

to make me not regret the lofs of all others, and to 

prepare me for a nobler fcene than any mortal great- 

nefs can open to us. I fear by the account you gave 

me of the time you defign to come this way, one of 

them (whpm I much wifli you had a glimpfe of) will 

be gone again, unlefs you pafs fome weeks in London 

before Mr. Allen arrives there in March. My prefent. 

kidifpofition takes up almoft all my hours, to render 

a very few of them fupportable : yet I go on foftly to 

prepare the great edition of my Things with your 

Notes, and as faft as I receive any from you, I add 

others in order. 

I am told the Laureat is gomg to publifh a very 

abufive pamphlet. That is all I can defire ; it is 

enough, if it be abufive and if it be his. He threatens 

you ;' but, I think, you will not fear or love him fo 

much as to anfwer him, though you have anfwered 

one or two as dull. He will be more to me than a 

dofe of hartlhorn : and as a (link revives one who has 

been opprefled with perfumes, his railing will cure 

me of a courfe of flatteries. 

I am 

* Lord and Lady Bolingbrokc. 



MR. WARBURTON. 409 

I am much more concerned to hear that fome of 
your Clergy are offended * at a verfe or two of mine ^, 
becaufe I have refpecl for your Clergy (though the 
Verfes are harder xx^onours). But if they do not 
blame you for defending thofe Verfes, I will wrap my- 
felf up in the layman's cloak^ and fleep under your 
ihield. 

1 am forry to find by a letter two pods fince from 
Mr. Allen, that he is not quite recovered yet of all 
remains of his indifpofition, nor Mrs. Allen qiute 
well. Don't be difcouraged from telling me how you 
are : for no man is more yours than, etc. 



LETTER XXIV. 

y F I was not afliamed to be fo behind-hand with you, 
that I can never pretend to fetch it up, (any more 
than I could, in my prefent ftate, to overtake you in a 
race,) I would particularize which of your letters I 
fhould have anfwered firft. It muft fufEce to fay I 
have received them all j and whatever very little rc- 

fpites 

♦ It was furely impofllble for them not to take offence, at oirc 
of the fevcreft, and we hope, undefcrved farcafms ever caft on their 
order. And it i» not a little furprifing that the friend under 
whofe guidance our Poet had now placed himfclf, did not prevail 
on him to fupprcfs thcfe injurious lines. Warton. 

* Vcr. 355 to 3 j8. fccond book of the Dunciad. War burton. 



4IO LETTERS TO 

fpites I have had, from the daily care of my malady, 
have been employed in revifing the papers on the Ufe of 
Riches^ which I would have ready for your laft revife 
againft you come to tovm, that they may be begun 
with while you are here. — ^I own, the late encroach- 
ments upon my conftitution make me willing to fee 
the end of all further care about me or my works. I 
would reft for the one, in a full refignation of my 
being to be difpofed of by the Father of all mercy ; and 
for the other (though indeed a trifle, yet a trifle may 
be fome example) I would commit them to the can* 
dour of a ferifible and reflefting judge, rather than to 
the malice of every fhort-fighted and malevolent critic, 
or inadvertent and cenforious reader. And no hand 
can fet them * in fo good a light, or fo well turn their 
b«ft fide to the day, as your own. This obliges me 
to confefs I have for fome months thought myfelf 
going, and that not flowly, down the hill. The 
rather as every attempt of the phyficians, and ftill 
the laft medicines more forcible in their nature, have 
utterly failed to ferve me. I was at laft, about feven 
days ago, taken with fo violent, a fit at Batterfea, that 
my friends Lord M. t and Lord B. fent for prefent help 
to the furgeon ; whofe bleeding me, 1 am perfuaded, 
faved my life, by the inftantaneous eflFe£t it had ; and 

which 

* Without incurring, I hope, the ccnfure of being a (hort-Gghted 
and nfialcvolcnt critic, I venture to fay, that our Author's fond ol- 
pedation of his Commentator's fetting his works in the bed light, 
was extremely ill-founded. Wartos. 

f Marchmont and Bolingbroke. 



MR. WARBURTON. 417 

which has continued fo much to amend me, that I 
have pafled five days without oppreilion, and reco- 
vered, what I have three months wanted, fome degree 
of expeftoration, and fome hours together of fleep. I 
am now got to Twitenham, to try if the air will not 
take fome part in. reviving me, if I can avoid colds : 
and between that place and Batterfea with my Lord 
B* I will pafs what I have of life, while he flays 
(which I can tell you, to my great fatisfadion, will 
be this fortnight or three weeks yet). What if you 
came before Mr. Allen, and flaid till then, inftead of , 
poflponing your journey longer? Pray, if you write, 
jufl tell him how ill I have been, or I had wrote again 
to him : but that I will do, the firfl day I find myfelf 
alone with pen, ink, and paper, which I can hardly 
be, even here, or in any fpirits yet to hold a pen. 
You fee I fay nothing, and yet this writing is labour 
to me. 

I am, etc 



LETTER XXV- 

April 1744. 

J AM forry to meet you with fo bad an account of 

myfelf, who fhould otherwife with joy have flown 

to the interview. I am too ill to be in town ; and 

within this week fo much worfe, as to make my 

journey 



412 LETTERS, etc. 

journey thither, at prefent, imprafticable, even if there 
was no Proclamation in ray way •. I left the town 
in a decent compliance to that ; but this additional 
prohibition from the higheft of all powers I mull bow 
to without murmuring. I wiflx to fee you here. Mr. 
Allen comes not till the i6th, and you will probably 
chufe to be in town chiefly while he is there. I 
received yours juft now, and I writ to hinder — — 
from printing the Comment on the Vfe of Riches too 
haftily, fince what you write me, intending to haye 
forwarded it otherwife, that you might revife it dur- 
ing your flay. Indeed, my prefent weaknefs will make 
me lefs and lefs capable of any thing. 1 hope at lead, 
now at firft, to fee you for a day or two here at 
Twitenham, and concert meafures how to enjoy for 
the future what I can of your friendihip *. 

I am, etc. 

* It is a finjTular circumftance, that Popc^ through life 
the enemy of the Revolution, was born on the very year the 
Revolution commenced, 1688, and died only the year before the 
lajl effort was made by the Grandfon of JanOes II. to regain the 
throne of his anceftors. 

The account of his gradual decline is very interefting, par- 
ticularly as his Letters to Warburton feem ta exhibit more 
unaffeded warmth^ more plain good fenfe, and more fincere kindnefs» 
than thofe Letters which were written in the inflation of felf- 
applaufe. A fevere judge, however, might imagine, that he faw, 
in one^ a Poet, attentive only to pofthumous fame \ in the other* 
a Divine^ felicitous for his rifing fortunesy and future preferment. 

* He died May 30, following. Wakbui^ton* 



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GUARDIANS* 



N" 4. March 16, 1713. 

rPHouGH moft things which are wrong in their 

own nature, are at once confefled and abfolved 

in that (ingle word, the Cuftom ; yet there are fome, 

which 

* It is obfervable tbat our author wrote no one paper in the 
SpeSaior : though his friend Parnell did feveral, chiefly in the 
way of Vifions^ and in a ftyle forced and inflated, and much in- 
ferior to thefe eight papers of our author. Addifon vrrott fifty-two 
papers in the Guardian^ the plan of which was far inferior to that 
of the Spe84aor, For what had the Guardian of the Sparkler to 
do with fubjcds of Criticifm and Philofophy I The fecret charm 
of the SpeAator confiftcd in interefUng the reader in the charadlers 
and a£lioR8 of the fcveral members of the clab, and confequently 
in the dramatic eaft given to thofe EiTays. The fucceiibrs of the 
Spe&atOTf even thofe that have been mod popular, feem to have been 
unfortunate in the Titles they alTumcd. Who would fuppofc that 
the Rambler (il Vagabondo, as the Italian tranflator termed it) 
was a feric* of the graved and mod moral Eflays ? The Adven^ 
iurery it feems, alluded to its being a kind of Knight Errantry to 
attack tlic Vices and Follies of Men. The Connoijfeur^ though you 
would naturally expcd it from the title, yet contained nothing 
that related to the fine Arts. The World was an appropriated 
and happy title, becaufe it pointed out the chief defign of touch- 
ing on the topics of the day, and the living manners of the times. 
And this fignificant title was given to it, by the fenCble Publifhcr 
of it, Mr.. Robert Dodfley, at a meeting of fcveral of tl.c author*3 
friends, who univeifiilly gave the preference to his pr.-pofal agalnil 
their own . W a r t o k . 



414 THE GUARDIAN. 

which as they have a dangerous tendency, a thmking 
man will the lefs excufe on that very account. Among 
thefe I cannot but reckon the common pradHce of 
Dedications^ which is of fo much the worfe confe* 
quence as it is generally ufed by people of politenefs, 
and whom a learned education for the moft part 
ought to have infpired with nobler and jufter fenii- 
. ments. This proftitutlon of Praife is not only a 
deceit upon the grofs of mankind, who take their 
notion of chara&ers from the Learned ; but alfo the 
better fort mud by this melans lofe fome part at leaft 
of that defire of Fame which is the incentive to gene- 
rous aftions, when they find it promiTcuoufly beftowed 
on the meritorious and undeferving. Nay, the au- 
thor himfelf, let him be fuppofed to have ever fo true 
a value for the patron, can find no terms to exprefs 
it, but what have been already ufed, and rendered 
fufpeded by flatterers. Even Truth itfelf in a Dedi- 
cation is like an honed man in a difguife or Vizor- 
Mafque, and will appear a Cheat by being dreft fo 
like one. Though the merit of the perfon is beyond 
difpute, \ fee no reafon, that, becaufe one man is 
eminent, therefore another has a right to be imperti- 
nent, and throw praifes in his face. It is juft the 
reverfe of the praftice of the ancient Romans, when 
a perfon was advanced to triumph for his fervices : 
they hired people to rail at him in that Circumftance, 
to make him as humble as they could ; and we have 
fellows to flatter him, and make him as proud as they 

can. 



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THE GUARDIAN. 4^5 

can. Suppofing the.writer not to be mercenary, yet 
the great man is no more in reafon obliged to thank 
him for his piSure in a Dedication, than co thank the 
painter for that on a fign^pofl ; except it be a lefs 
injury to touch the moft facred part of him, his cha- 
rafter, than to make free with his countenance only. 
I fhould think nothing juftified me in this point, but 
the patron's permiffion before hand, that I (hould 
draw him as like as I could ; whereas moft authors 
proceed in this affair jnft as a dauber I have heard of, 
who, not being able to draw portraits after the 
life, was ufed to paint faces at random, and look out 
afterwards for people whom he might perfuade to be 
like them. To exprefs my notion of the thing in a 
word : to fay more to a man than one thinks, with a 
profpcft of intereft, is difhoneft; and without it, 
foolifh. And whoever has had fuccefs in fuch an 
undertaking, muft of neceflity at once think himfelf 
in his heart a knave for having done it, and his 
patron a fool for having believed it. 

I have fometimes been entertained with confidering 
Dedications in no very common light. By obferving 
what qualities our writers think it will be moft pleaf- 
ing to others to compliment them with, one may 
form fome judgment which are moft fo to therafelves ; 
and, in confequence, what fort of people they are. 
Without this view one can read very few Dedications, 
but will give us caufe to wonder, either how fuch 
things came to be faid at all, or how they were faid 

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4i6 THE GUARDIAN. 

to fuch perfons. I have known an Hero compli- 
mented upon the decent raajefty and ftate he affumed 
after a viftory : and a nobleman of a different charac- 
ter applauded for his condefcenfion to inferiors. 
This would have feemed very ftrange to me but that 
I happened to know the authors : he who made the 
firft compliment was a lofty gentleman, whofe air and 
g2Ut difcovered when he had publiflied a new book ; 
and the other tippled every night with the fellows who 
laboured at the prefs while his own writings were 
working off. It is obfervable of the female poets and 
ladies dedicatory, that there (as elfewhere) they for 
exceed us in any drain or rant. As beauty is the 
thing that fex are piqued upon, they fpeak of it 
generally in a more elevated ftyle than is ufed by the 
men. They adore in the fame manner as they would 
be adored. So when the authorefs of a famous mo- 
dem romance begs a young nobleman's permiflion to 
pay him her kneeling adorations^ I am far from cenfur- 
ing the expreflion, as fome Criticks would do, as de- 
ficient in grammar or fenfe ; but I refleQ, that adora- 
tions paid in that poflure are what a lady might ex- 
peft herfelf, and my wonder immediately ceafes. 
Thefe, when they flatter mofjt, do but as they would 
be done unto ; for as none are fo much concerned at 
being injured by calumnies, as they who are readied 
to caft them upon their neighbours ; fo it is certain, 
none are fo guilty of flattery to others, as thofe who 
moft ardently defire it themfelves. 

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THE GUARDIAN. 417 

What led me into' thefe thoughts, was a Dedication 
I happened upon this morning. The reader mud un- 
derftand, that I treat the lead inftances or remains qf 
ingenuity with refpeft, in what places foever found, 
or under whatever circumftances of difadvantage. 
From this love to letters I have been fo happy in my 
fearches after knowledge, that I have found unvalued 
repofitories of learning in the lining of band-boxes. I 
look upon thefe pafteboard edifices, adorned with the 
fragments of the ingenious, with the fame veneration 
as antiquaries upon ruined buildings, whofe walls 
preferve divers infcriptions and names, which are no 
where elfe to be found in the world. This morning, 
when one of Lady Lizard's daughters was looking 
over fome hoods and ribbands, brought by her tire- 
woman with great care and diligence, I employed no 
lefs in examining the box which contained them ; it 
was lined with certain fcenes of a tragedy, written (as 
appeared by part of the title there extant) by one of 
the fair fex. What was mod legible was the Dedica- 
tion ; which, by reafon of the largenefs of the charac- 
ters, was leaft defaced by thofe Gothic ornaments 
of flourifhes and foliage, wherewith the compilers of 
thefe fort of ftruftures do often induftrioufly obfcure 
the works of the learned. As much of it as I could 
read with any eafe, I (hall communicate to the reader as 
follows. • * # *' Though it is a kind ofprophana- 
" tion to approach your Grace with fo poor an ofFer- 
*5 ing, yet when I refleft how acceptable a facrifice of 

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^< firft-fruits was to Heaven, in the earlieft and puteft 
^' ages of reb'gion, that they were honoured with 
^^ folemn feafts, and confecrated to altars by a Divine 
command ; • • • Upon that confideration, as an 
argument of particular zeal, I dedicate • • • It is 
impoiCble to behold you without adoring; yet 
dazzled and awed by the glory that furrounds you, 
men feel a facred power, that refines their flames, 
and renders them pure as thofe we ought to offer 
to the Deity. • * • • The fhrine is worthy the 
divinity that inhabits it. In your Grace we fee 
what woman was before fbe fell, how nearly allied 
to the purity and perfedion of angels. And we 
adore and blefs the glorious work ! ' 
Undoubtedly thefe, and other periods of this mod 
pious Dedication, could not but convince the Ducheis 
of what the eloquent authorefs aiTures her at the end, 
that fhe was her fervant with moil ardent devodon. 
I think this a pattern of a new fort of ftyle, not yet 
taken notice of by the Critics, which is above the 
fublime, and may be called the Celeftial; that is, 
when the moft facred praifes appropriated to the 
honour of the Deity, are applied to a mortal of good 
quality. As I am naturally emulous, I cannot but 
endeavour, in imitation of this Lady, to be the in* 
ventor, or, at lead, the firft producer, of a new kind 
of Dedication, very different from hers and moil 
others, fince it has not a word but what the author 
religioufly thinks in it. It may ferve for almoft any 

book. 



tHE GUARDIAN. 419 

book, either Profe or Verfe, that has, is, or fhall be 
publiihed j and might run in this manner. 



THE AUTHOR TO HIMSELF* 

Moft Honoured Sir, 
'T'HfiSE labours, upon many confiderations, fo pro- 
perly belong to none as to you : firft, that it 
was your mod eameft dcfire alone that could prevail 
upon me to make them public : then, as I am 
feciire (from that conftant indulgence you have ever 
Ihovtrn to all which is mine) that no man will fo 
readily take them into proteftion, or fo zealoufly de- 
fend them. Moreover, there's none can fo foon 
difcover the beauties ; and there are fome parts which 

it is poflible few befides yourftlf are capable of un- 
derftandingk Sir, the honour, affedtion, and value I 
have for you are beyond cxpreffion ; as great, I am 
furcj or greater, than any man elfe can bear you. 
As for any defefts which others may pretend to dif- 
cover in you, I do faithfully declare I was never 

a 

able to perceive them ; and doubt not but thofe 
perfons are aSuated purely by a fpirit of malice 
or envy, the infeparable attendants on (hining merit 
and parts, fuch as I have always efteemed yours to ' 
be. It may, perhaps, be looked upon as a kind of 
violence to modefty, to fay this to you in public ; 
but you may believe me, it is no more than I have a 
thoufand times thought of you in private. Might I 

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420 THE GUARDIAN* 

follow the impulfe of my foul, there is no fubjed 
I could launch into with more pleafure than your 
panegyric: but (ince fomething is due to modefty, 
let me conclude by telling you, that there is nothmg 
I fo much defire as to know you more thoroughly 
than I have yet the happinefs of doing. I may then 
liope to be capable to do you fome real fervice ; but 
till then, can only affure you, that I (hall contiuue to 
be, as I am more than any man alive, 

Deareft SIR, 

Your afFedionate Friend, and 
The greateft of your Admirers. 



N" 1 1. Tuesday, March 24, 171 3. 

Hue proprii^a me, 
Dum doceo infanire omnes, vos ordine adite. 

Hor. Sat. iii. lib. ii. ver. 80. 

" To the Guardian. 
" SIR, 

" A ^ y^^ profefs to encourage all thofe who any 
way contribute to the Public Good, I flatter 
myfelf I may claim your Countenance and Pro- 
" teftion. I am by Profeffion a Mad-Doftor, but 
*^ of a peculiar kind, not of thofe whofe Aim it 
*' is to remove Phrenzies, but one who makes it 
" my Bufinefs to confer an agreeable MadneCs on 
" my Fellow-Creatures, for their mutual Delight 

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•* and Benefit. Since it is agreed by the Philo- 
!* fophers, that Happinefs and Mifery confift chiefly 
in the imagination, nothing is more neceffary to 
Mankind in general than this pleafmg Delirium, 
which renders every one fatisfied with himfelf, and 
^* perfuades him that all others are equally fo. 

I have for feveral Years, both at home and 
abroad, made this Science my panicular Study, 
*' which I may venture to fay 1 have improved in 
^' almofl: all the Courts of Europe } and have re« 
'* duced it into fo fafe and eafy a Method, as to 
^' pradife it on both Sexes, of what Difpofition,^ 
" Age, or Quality foever, with Succefs. What 
^' enables me to perform this great work, is the 
** ufe of my Obfequium Catholicotiy or the Grand 
** Elixir J to fupport the Spirits of human Nature. 
This remedy is of the moft grateful Flavour in 
the World, and agrees with all Taftes whatever. 
It is delicate to the Senfes, delightful in the 
Operation, may be taken at all Hours without 
^^ Confinement, and is as properly given at a ball 
^* or Playhoufe as in a private Chamber. It re- 
" (lores and vivifies the moft dejefted Minds, cor- 
*< refts and extracts all that is painful in the Know- 
<« ledge of a Man's felf. One Dofe of it will in- 
** ftantly difperfe itfelf through the whole Animal 
<« Syftem, diffipate the firft Motions of Diftmft, fo 
«^ as never to return, and fo exhilarate the Brain, 
^< and rarify the Gloom of Reflection, as to give 

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^^ Behaviour, and a pleadng Dependence upon their 
*' own Capacities. 



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Let a Perfon be never fo. far gone, I advife 
him not to defpair ; even though he has beeii 
troubled many years with reftlefs tlefieftions, 
which by long Neglefl: have hardened into fettled 

** (joniideration* Thofe that hav^ been ftung with 
Satire, may here find a certain Antidote, which 
infallibly difperfes all the Remains of Poifon that 

•* has been left in the Underftanding by bad Cures. 
It fortifies the Heart againft the Rancour of 
Pamphlets, the Inveteracy of Epigrams, and the 
Mortification of Lampoons; as has beeu often 
experienced by feveral perfons of both Sexes, 
during the Seafons of Tunbridge and the Bath. 
** I could, a$ further inftances of my Succefs, 
produce Certificates and TefUmonials from the 
Favourites and Ghoftly Fathers of the moft 
eminent Princes of Europe ; but {ball content 
' myfelf with the mention of a few Cures, which 

!* 1 have performed by this my Grand Univerfal 
Refiorative^ during the Practice of one Month 

*^ only fince I came to this City. 

** Cures in the Month ^February, 1713. 

** George Spondee, Efq j Poet, and Inmate of the 
** Parifh of St. Paul's Covent-Garden, fell into vio- 
*^ lent Fits of the Spleen upon a thin Third Night. 

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** He had been frighted into a Vertigo by the Sound 
** of Cat-calls on the Krft Day ; and the frequent 
*' Hiflings on the Second made him unable to en- 
" dure the bare Pronunciation of the Letter S. I 
** fearched into the Caufes of his Diftemper ; and» 
^ by the Prefcription of a Dofe of my Obfeqmum 
^^ prepared fecundum Artem, recovered him to his 
^ natural State of Madnefs, I cafl: in at proper 

Intervals the Words, /// Tajie of the Town^ Envy of 

Critics J Bad Performance of the Adors^ and the like* 
^^ He is fo perfedly cured, that he has promifed to 

bring another Play upon the Stage next Winter. 
A Lady of profeffed Virtue of the Parifli of 
** St. James's, Weftminfter, who hath defired her 
^' Name may be concealed, having taken Offence 
^^ at a Phrafe of double Meaning in Converfation, 

undifcovered by any other in the Company, fud-. 

denly fell into a cold Fit of Modefty. Upon a 

right Application of Praife of her Virtue, I threw 
<* the Lady into an agreeable waking Dream, v fettled 
^^ the Fermentation of her Blood into a waroi 
^^ Charity, fo as to make her look with Patience 
^' on the very Gentleman that offended. 

« HQaria, of the Parifli of St. Giles's in- the 
^^ Fields, a Coquette of long Praftice, was, by the 
^' Reprimand of an old Maiden, reduced to look 
*^ grave in Company, and deny herfelf the play of 
^^ the Fan. In (hort, fhe was brought to fuch me« 
^^ kmcholy Circumilances, that flie would fome** 

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424 THE GUARDIAN. 

•* times unawares fall into Devotion at Church. I 
** advifed her to take a few innocent Freedoms^ with 
oceqfional Kiffes^ prefcribed her the Exerdfe of the 
Eyesy and immediately raifed her to her former 
" State of Life. She on a fudden recovered her 
*' Dimples, furled her Fan, threw round her 
*' Glances, and for thefe two Sundays lafl: paft has 
** not once been feen in an attentive Pofturc. TTiis 
** the Church- Wardens are ready to atteft upon 
« Oath. 

*^ Andrew Terror, of the Middle-Temple, Mo- 
*^ hock, was almoft induced, by an aged Bencher 
** of the fame Houfe, to leave oflF bright Conver- 
fation, and pore over Coke upon Littleton. He 
was fo ill that his Hat began to flap, and he was 
^* feen one Day in the laft Term at Weftminfter- 
" Hall. This Patient had quite loft his Spirit of 
** Contradidion ; I, by the Diftillatlon of a few 
of my vivifying Drops in his Ear, drew him from 
his Lethargy, and reftored him to his ufual viva* 
" cious Mifunderftanding. He is at prefent very 
^ eafy in his Condition^ 

" I will not dwell upon the Recital of the in- 
*' numerable Cures I have performed within Twenty 
" Days laft paft ; but rather proceed to exhort all 
« Perfons of whatever Age, Complexion, or Quality, 
** to take as foon as poffible of this my intelledual 
" Oil ; which, applied at the Ear, fdzcs aH the 
" Senfes with a moft agreeable Tranfport, and dif- 

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^ covers it$ Effeds, not only to the Satisfaction of 
^^ the Patient, but all who converfe with, attend 
^ upon, or any way relate to him or her that re- 
^^ ceives the kindly Infe£lion« It is often admi« 
♦' niftered by Chamber-maids, Valets, or any the 
^^ mod ignorant Domeftic ; it being one peculiar 
*^ Excellence of this my Oil, that it is moft pre- 
^^ valent, the more unOdlful the Perfon is, or ap- 
^ pears, who applies it. It is abfolutely neceflary 
^^ for Ladies to take a Dofe of it juft before they 
^^ t^ke Coach to go a vifiting. 

*' But I offend the Public, as Horace faid, when 
** I trefpafs on any of your Time. Give me leave 
*^ then, Mr. Ironiide, to make you a Prefent of a 
<* Drachm or two of my Oil; though I have caule 
to fear my Prefcriptions will not have the Effeft 
upon you I could wifh : Therefore I do not en- 
<< deavour to bribe you in my Favour by the Pre- 
** fent of my Oil, but wholly depend upon your 
^* public Spirit and Generofity ; which, I hope, 
<* will recommend to the World the ufefiil Endea- 

♦' vours of, 

« SIR, 
^* Your moft obedient, moft faithful, 

** moft devoted, moft humble 

*^ Servant and Admirer, 

« GNATHO." 

«« •!* Beware of Counterfeits, for fuch are abroad. 

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4^6 THE GUARDIAN. 

^^ N. B. I teach the Arcana of my Art at rea< 
^^Ibnable rates to Gentlemen of the Univerfities, 
** who dcfire to be qualified for wnting Dedica* 
^' tions ; and to young Loirers and Fortune-hunterr» 
'* to be paid at. the day of Marriage, I inftrud 
^< Perfons of bright Capacities to flatter others, and 
^ thofe of the meaneft to flatter themfelves. 

<< I was the firft Inventor of Pocket Looking* 
♦* glafles/' 



I >i I 



N' 40. Monday, Aprjju 27, 1713* 

Being a Continuation of fome former Papers on tho 

Subjed of Pastorals. 

Compulerantquc greges Corydon etThyrfis in imiun : 
Ex illo Corydon, Corydon eft tempore nobis. 

I. T DESIGNED to have troubled* the reader with 
no further difcourfes of Fkftoral ; but being 
informed that I am taxed of partiality in not men- 
tioning an Author whofe Eclogues are publiflied in 
the fame volume with Mr. Philips's, I fliall employ 

this 

* The irony of this paper was conduftcd with fuch delicacy 
and ikill that the drift of it was not at firft perceived. The 
Wits at Button's thought it to be a ikrcafin on Pope's Paftorak^ 
Steele heiitated about publiflung it $ but Ad£ffm immediately faw 
the defign of it. Waetok, 



THE GUARDIAN. 427 

tiiis Piper in obferrations upon him, written in the 
fiee Spirit of Criticifm^ and without any apprehen^p 
(ion of offending that Gentleman, whofe charader 
it i$, that he takes the greateft care of his works 
before they are publifhed^ and has the lead concern 
for them afterwards. 

2. I have laid it down as the firft rule of PaL 
toral, that its idea fhould be taken from the man* 
ners of the Golden Age, and the Moral formed 
upon the reprefentation of Innocence ; 'tis there- 
fore plain, that any deviations from that defign 
d^raded a Poem from being truly paftoraL In this 
view it will appear, that Virgil can only have two 
of his Eclogues allowed to be fuch : his firfl; and 
ninth muft be rejeded, becaufe they defcribe the 
ravages of armies, and oppreffions of the innocent : 
Cory don's criminal paffion for Alexis throws out 
the fecond: the calumny and railing in the third, 
i|re not proper to that ftate of concord : the eighth 
reprefents unlawful ways of procuring love by en- 
chantments, and introduces a fhepherd whom an 
inviting precipice tempts to felf-nxurder : As to the 
fourth, fixth, and tenth, they are given up by 
Heinnus% Salmafius, Rapin, and the critics in 
general. They likewife obferve, that but eleven 
of all the Idyllia of Theocritus are to be admitted 
a$ paftorals: and even out of that number the 

greater 

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428 THE GUARDIAN. 

greater part will be excluded for one or other of 
the reafons above-mentioned.' So that when I re- 
marked in a former paper, that Virgil's Eclogues, 
taken altogether, are rather Sele£k Poems than 
Paftorals ; I might have faid the fame thing, with 
no lefs truth, of Theocritus. The reafon of this 
I take to be yet unobferved by the critics, viz. 
They never meant them all for Paftorals. 

Now it is plain Philips hath done this, and in that 
particular excelled both Theocritus and Virgil. 

3. As Simplicity is the diftinguiihing charac* 
teriftic of Paftoral, Virgil hath been thought guilty 
of too courtly a ftyle ; his language is perfe&ly pure, 
and he often forgets he is among peaiants. I have 
frequently wondered, that flnce he was fo converfant 
in the writings of Ennius, .he had not imitated the 
rufticity of the Doric as well by the help of the 
old obfolete Roman Language, as Philips has by the 
antiquated Englifh : For example, might he not hav^ 
faid qUoi inftead of cut; quoijum for cujum ; void for 
vult^ etc. as well as our modern hath welladay for 
alas J whileome for of old^ make mock for deride^ and 
witlefs younglings for Jimple lambsy etc. by which 
means he had attained as much of the air of 
Theocritus, as Philips hath of Spencer ? 

4* Mr. Pope hath fallen into the fame error with 
Virgil. His clowns do not converfe in all the 

fimplicity 



THE GUARDIAN. 429 

fimplidty proper to the country : His names are bor* 
rowed from Theocritus and Virgil, which are im^ 
proper to the fcene of his Paftorals. He introduces . 
Daphnis, Alexis, and Thyriis on Britilh plains, as 
Virgil hath done before him on the Mantuan: 
whereas Philips, who hath the ftri£teft regard to 
propriety, makes choice of names peculiar to the 
country, and more agreeable to a reader of delicacy ; 
fuch as Hobbinol, Lobbin, Cuddy, and Collin 
Clout. 

5. So eafy as paftoral writing may feem (in the 
fimplidty we have defcribed it) yet it requires great 
reading, both of the ancients and moderns, to be 
a matter of it. Philips hath given us manifeft proofs 
of his knowledge of books. It muft be confefled 
his competitor hath imitated fome fingle thoughts 
of the ancients well enough (if we confider he had 
not the happinefs of an Univerfity education) ; but 
he hath difperfed them here and there, without that 
order and method which Mr. Philips obferves, whofe 
whole third Paftoral is an inftance how well he hath 
ftudied the fifth of Virgil, and how judicioufly re- 
duced Virgil's thoughts of the ftandard of Paftoral ; 
as his contention of Collin Clout and the Nightin- 
gale (hows with what exaftnefs he hath imitated 
every line in Strada. 

6. When 



430 THE dUAkblAit; 

6. When I remarked it as a principal fauk, to 
introdnce fruits and flowers of a foreign growth, in de- 
fcriptions where the fcene lies in our own country, I 
did not deiign that obfervation Ihould extend alfo to 
animals, or the fenfitiTe life ; for Mr. Philips hath with 
great judgment *, defcribed Wolves in England in his 
firft Pkftoral. Nor would I have a Poet flavilhly con- 
fine himfelf (as Mn Pope hath done) to one particular 
Seafoii of the year, one certain Time of the day, and 
one unbroken Scene in each Eclogue. It is plain 
Spencer negle£ted this pedantry, who^ in his Paftoral 
of November, mendons the mournful fong Of the 
Nightingale, 

<< Sad Philomel her ibng in tears dbth fteep.'^ 

And Mr. Philips, by a poetical creation, hath raifed 
up finer beds of flowers than the moft induftrious 
gardeners; his rofes, endives, lilies, kingcups, and 
daflidils, blow all in the fame feafon. 

7. But the better to difcover the merits of our 
two contemporary Paftoral writers, I fhall en. 
deavour to draw a parallel of them, by fetting 
feveral of their pardcular thoughts in the fame 
light, whereby it will be obvious how much Philips 
hath the advantage^ With what fimplicity he intro- 
duces two fhepherds finging alternately ? 

noBA. 

* This paflage alone might have (hewn the fine irony of 
the Paper, Wartok- 



THE GUARDIAN. 4^1 

ROBB* 

*< Come, RofaUndi O comei for without thee 
<< What pleafuTt can the country hate for me t 
" Come, Rofalind, O, come ; my brindled kine, 
^ My fnowy fheep, my farm, and all, is thine. 

<< Come, Rofalind, O come ; here ihady hovers, 
" Here are cool fountains, and here fpringing flowers* 
** Come, Rofalind ; here ever let us ftay, 
" And fweetly wafte our liye-long time away.** 

Our other paftoral writer, in expreifing the fame 
thought, deviates into dovmright Poetry : 

STREPH* 

<< In Spring the fields, in Automn hills t loVe, 
<< At mom the plains, at noon the ihady grove, 
^< But Delia always i forc'd from Delia's fights 
<< Nor plains at morn, nor groves at noon delights 

DAPH* 

*< Sylvia's like Autumn ripe, yet mild as May, 
^< More bright than noon, yet frefli as early day ; 
<< Ev'n Spring difpieafes, when (he fliines not here ; 
*< But bleft with her, 'tis Spring throughout the year." 

In the firfl of thefe authors, two (hepherds thus 
innocently defcribe the behaviour of their miftrefles : 

BOBB. 

<< As Marian bath'd, by chance I paiied by, 
<< She bluih'd, and at me caft a fide-long eye : 
<< Then fwif t beneath the cryftal wave flie trfd 
<' Her beauteous form, but all in vain, to hide. 



43* THE GUARDIAN, 

*< As I to cool in6 bath'd one fultrjr day, 

<< Vpnd Ljdia lurking in the fedges laj. 

*< The'vranton laugh'd, and feem'd in haite to fly; 

<< Y^ oft^n ftopp'd, and often tomM her eye.** 

The other modem (who it muft be confeflfed hath 
a knack of verfifying) hath it as follows : 

STREPH. 

<< Me gentle Delia beckons from the plain, 
*< Then, hid in ihades, eludes her eager fwain ; 
<' But feigns a Laugh, to fee me fearch around, 
<' And by that Laugh the willing fair is found. 

DAPH. 

« The fprightly Sylvia trips along the green, 
<^ She runs, but hopes ihe does not run unfeen ; 
<< While a kind glance at her purfuer flies, 
<< How much at variance are her feet and eyes !" 

There is nothing the writers of this kind of 

poetry are fonder of than defcriptions of paftoral 

Prefents. Philips fays thus of a Sheep-hook, 

« Of feafon'd elm ; where ftuds of brafs appear, 
<* To fpeak the giver's name, the month and year ; 
<< The hook of polifh'd fteel, the handle tum'd, 
<< And richly by the graver's fldll adorn'd." 

The other of a bowl emboflfed with figures : 

«* where wanton ivy twines, 
<< And fwelling clufters bend the curling vines } 
<« Four figures rifing from the work appear, 
<< The various feafons of the rolling year ; 
<< And, what is that which binds the radiant flcy, 
" Where twelve bright figns in beauteous order lie i" 

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THE GUARDIAN- 433 

The fimpUcity of the fwain in this place, who for- 
gets the name of the Zodiac, is no ill imitation of 
Virgil : but how much more plainly and unaffefted- 
ly would Philips have dreffed this thought in his 
Doric ? 

«« And what that height, which girds the welkin (heen, 
«« Where twelve gay figns in meet array are feen V* 

If the reader would indulge his curiofity any 
further in the comparifon of particulars, he may jead 

f 

the firft paftoral of Philips with the fecond of his 
contemporary, and the fourth and fixth of the 
former with the fourth and firft of the latter ; where 
feveral parallel places will occur to every one. 

Having now fliown fomc; parts, in which thefe 
two writers may be compared, it is a juftice I owe 
to Mr. Philips to difcover thofe in which no man 
can compare with him. Firft, That beautiful ruf- 
ticity, of which I (hall only produce two inftances 
out of a hundred not yet quoted : 

" O woeful day ! O day of woe ! quoth he, 
" And woeful I, who live the day to fee 1" 

The fimplicity of diction, the melancholy flowing 
of the numbers, the folemnity of the found, and the 
eafy turn of the words in this Dirge (to make 
ufe of our author's expreflion) are extremely 
elegant. 

In another of his paftorals, a ftiepherd utters a 
Dirge not much inferior to the former, in the fol- 
lowing lines : 

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434 THE GUARDIAN. 

<< Ah me the while ! ah me ! the lucklefs izff 
'< Ah lucklefs Ud ! the rather might I fay } 
<< Ah filly I ! more filly than my flieepj 
** Which on the flow'ry plains I once did keep " 

How he ftill charms the ear with thefe artful re* 
petitions of the epithets ; and how fignifkant is the 
Jaft verfe ! I defy the moft common reader to repeal 
them, without feeling fome motions of compaiGon. 

In the next place I fliall rank his Proverbs, m 
which I formerly obferved he excels : for example : 

<< A rolling ftone is ever bare of mofs ; 

<< And, to their coft, green years old proverbs crdis* 

— ** He that late lies down, as late will rife, 
" And fluggard-like, till noon-day fnoring lies. 

— ** Againft Ill-luck all cunning forefight faSs ; 
<< Whether we fleep or wake, it nought avails : 

— *^ Nor fear, from upright fentence, wrong." 

Laftly, his elegant Dialed, which alone migbc 
prove him the eldeft bom of Spencer, and our only 
true Arcadian. I fhould think it proper for the 
feveral writers of Paftoral, to confine thenifelves to 
their feveral Counties. Spencer feems to have been 
of this opinion : for he hath laid the fcene of one of 
his Paftorals in Wales; where, with all the fimpli- 
city natural to that part of our ifland, one (bcpherd 
bids the other good-morrow, in an unufual and ele- 
gant manner : 

^< Dlggon Davy, I bid hur God -day : 
** Or Diggon hur is, or I mif-fay." 

Diggon 



THE GUARDIAN. 43s 

t>iggon anfwers : 

'< Hur was hur, ii^hUe it was day-light ; 

<< But now hur 18 a mod wretched wight/' etc* 

But the mod beautiful example of this kind that 
I ever met u-itb, is in a very valuable piece which I 
chanced to find among feme old manufcripts, efi- 
titled, A Pafloral Ballad 1 which t think^ for its na- 
ture and fimplicity, may (notwithftanding the mo- 
defty of the title) be allowed a perfect PaftoraL It 
is compofed in the SomerfetQiire dialeft, and ihe 
names fuch as are proper to the country people. It 
may be obfervedf, as a further beauty of this Paftoral, 
the words Nymph, Dryad, Naiad, ^a^n, Cupid^ or 
Satyr, are not once mentioned throughout the whole. 
I fliall make no apology for inferting fome few lines 
of this excellent piece. Cicily breaks thus into the 
fubjefl:, as fhe is going a-milking : 

ClCILY. 

•* Rager, go vetch tha** Kee, or elfe tha Zun 
** Will quite bcgo, bevore c'have half a don. 

ROGER. 

*' Thou (houldft not ax nxa twecce, but I've a bee 
" To dreve our bull to bull tha Parfon's Kce." 

It is to be obferved, that this whole dialogue is formed 
upon the paffion of jfea/oufy ; and his mentioning the 
Parfon's Kine naturally revives the jealoufy of the 
fhepherdefs Cicily, which (lie expreffes as follows : 

CICILY. 

" Ah Rager, Rager, ches was zore avraid, 

« When in yon Vield you kifs'd tha Parfori's itaid : 

* That 19, the Kinc or Cows. * Warbvrton. 

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436 THE GUARDIAN. 

" Is this the love that once to me you zed, 
" When from the Wake thou brought'ft me ginger- 
•" bread? 

ROGER. 

* 

«< Cicily, thou charged me valfe — ^111 zwear to thcc, 
«• Tha Parfon's maid is ftill a maid vor me.** 

In which anfwer of his, are exprefled at once that 
fpirit of Religion, and that innocence of the Golden 
Age, fo neceflary to be obferved by all writers of 
Paftoral. 

At the concluiion of thi3 piece, the author recon- 
ciles the Lovers, and ends the Eclogue the molt 
fimply in the world : 

^ So Rager parted vor to vetch tha Kee, 
<< And vor her bucket in went Cicily." 

I am loth to ihew my fondnefs for andquity fo £ur as 
to prefer this ancient Britifh author to our prefent 
Englifh Writers of Paftoral; but I cannot avoid 
making this obvious remark, that Philips hath hit 
into the fame road with this old Weft Country Bard 
of ours. 

After all that hath been faid, I hope none can 
think it any injuftice to Mr. Pope that I forbore to 
mention him as a Paftoral writer ; fince, upon the 
whole, he is of the fame clafs with Mofchus and Bion, 
whom we have excluded that rank ; and of whofe 
Eclogues, as well as fome of Virgil's, it may be laii 
that (according to the defcription we haVe given of 
this fort of poetry) they are by no means Paftorals^ 
but fomething better. 



THE GUARDIAN. 437 



N^ 61. May 21, 1713. 

<< Primoque a cxde ferarum 
** Incalttifle putem maculatum {anguine ferrum." Ovid. 

J CANNOT think it extravagant to imagine, that 
mankind are no lefs, in proportion, accountable 
for the ill ufe of their dominion over creatures of the 
lower rank of beings, than for the exercife of ty- 
ranny over their own Species. The more entirely 
the inferior creation is fubmitted to our ' power, the 
more anfwerable we Ihould feem for our mifmanage- 
ment of it ; and the rather, as the very condition of 
nature renders thefe creatures incapable of receiving 
any recompence in another life for their ill treatment 
in this. • 

'Tis obfervable of thofe noxious animals, which 
have qualities moft powerful to injure us, that they 
naturally avoid mankind, and never hurt us unlefs 
provoked or neceflitated by hunger. Man, on the 
other hand, feeks out and purfues even the mod in- 
offenfive animals, on purpofe to perfecute and de- 
ftroy them. 

Montaigne thinks it fome refledion upon human 
nature itfelf that few people take delight in feeing 
beads carefs or play together, but almoft every one 
is pleafed to fee them lacerate and worry one another. 
I am forry this temper is become almoft a diftinguiih- 

F p 3 ing 



438 THE GUARPIAN. 

ing charader of our own nadon, from the oblerra. 
tion which is made by foreigners of our beloYed 
paftimes, Bear-baiting, Cock-fightingy and the Uke^ 
We Ihould find it hard to vindicate the deftroyii^ 
of any thing that has life, merely out of wantonnefs ; 
y^ in this principle our children are bred up, an4 
one of the firft pleafures we allow them, is the & 
cence of infliding pain upon poor animals : almoft ai 
fopn as we are fenfible what life is ourfelves, we make 
it our fport to take it from other creatures. I can- 
not but believe a very good ufe might be made of the 
fancy which children have for birds and infeds. 
Mr. Locke takes notice of a nxoth^r who permitted 
them to her children^ but rewarded or puniflied them 
as they treated them well or ill* This was no other 
than entering them betimes into a daily exercife of 
humanity, and improving their very diverfion to ^ 
virtue. 

I fancy too, fotue advantage might be taken oi 
the conunoa notion, that ^is ominous or unlucky, 
to deftroy fame forts of birds, as Swallows and Mar« 
tins. This Q^nion might pofEbly arife from the con-i 
fidence thefe birds feen\ to put in us by building 
under our roofs, fo that it is a kind of violaido^ of 
the laws of hofpkality to murder them. As for 
R^hin-red-breaAs * kk pajrticular, 'tis not improbaUe 

t)H^ hold their fecurity to the old ballad of fbe 

Cbildrm 

* *niomfon has an humane paflage on this bird's paying his 
nfit to trufied man in the depth of winter. WAaToM. 



THE GUARDIAN. 439 

in the Wood. However it be, I don't know5 
I fay, why this prejudice well improved and carried 
as far as it would go, might not be made to conduce 
to the preTervation of many innocent creatures, which 
are now expofed to all the wantonnefs of an ignorant 
barbarity. 

There are other animals that have the misfortune, 
for no manner of reafon, to be treated as common 
enemies wherever found. The conceit that a Cat 
has nine lives, has coft at lead nine lives in ten of 
the whole race of them : fcarce a boy in the ftreets 
but has in diis point outdone Hercules himfelf, who 
was famous for killing a monfter that had but three 
lives« Whether the unaccountable animofity againft 
this ufefiil domeftic be any caufe of the general per- 
fecution of Owls, (who are a fort of feathered cats,) 
or whether it be only an unreafonable pique the mo- 
dems have taken to a ferious countenance, I fliall not 
determine. Though I am inclined to believe the 
former ; fince I obferve the fole reafon alleged for the 
deftrudion of Frogs is becaufe they are like Toads. 
Yet amidfl all the misfortunes of thefe unfriended 
creatures, 'tis feme happinefs that we have not yet 
taken a fancy to eat them : for fhould our country- 
men refine upon the French never fo little, 'tis not to 
be conceived to what unheard-of torments owls, cats, 
and frogs may be yet referved. 

When we grow up to men, we have another fuc- 
ceflion of fanguinaiy fports ; in particular, hunting. 

F F4 Idaf^ 



440 THE GUARDIAN. 

I dare not attack a diverfion ^hich has luch authority 
and cuftom to fupport it ; but muft have leave to b^ 
of opinion, that the agitation cf that exercife^ with 
the (example and number of the chafers, not a little 
contribute to refift thofe checks, which compailion 
would naturally fuggeft in behalf of the animal pur- 
fued. Nor (hall I fay with Monfieur Fleury, that this 
fport is a remain of the Gothic barbarity ; but I muit 
animadvert upon a certain cuftom yet in ufe mth \is, 
and barbarous enough to be derived from the Goths, 
or even the Scythians ; I mean that favage compli- 
ment our huntfmon pafs upon Ladies of quality, who 
are prelent at the death of a Stag, when they put the 
knife in their hands to cut the throat of a heiplefs, 
trembling, and weeping creature: 

Queftuque crucntus 
Atque Imploranti fimilis.'-^ 

But if our fports are deftruflive, our gluttony is 
more fo, and in a more inhuman manner. Lobfters 
roafled alive. Pigs whipped to death. Fowls fewed 
up, are teftimonies of our outrageous luxury. Thofe, 
who (as Seneca expreffes it) divide their lives be- 
twixt an anxious confcience, and a naufeated ftomach, 
have a juft reward * of their gluttony in the difeafes 
it brings with it : for human favages, like other wild 
beafts, find fnares and poifon in the provifions of 

Ufe, 

* He ufed the Tcry fame exprelllon on the fame fubjc^ in hU 
EffayonMan. Waktok* 



THE GUARDIAN. 441 

< 

Kfey and are allured by their appetite to their de- 
ftru£Ubn. I know nothing more (hocking, or horrid, . 
than the profped of one of their kitchens covered 
vith blood, and filled with this cries of creatures ex- 
piring in tortures. It gives one an image of a Giant's 
den in a romance, beftrewed with the fcattered heads 
and mangled limbs of thofe who were flain by his ' 
cruelty. 

• The excellent Plutarch* (who has more ftrokes 
of good-nature in his writings than I remember in 
any author) cites a faying of Cato ' to this effeft : 
^ That 'tis no eafy talk to preach to the belly which 
^^ has no ears. Yet if (fays he) we are afliamed to 
^* be fo out of fafhion as not to offend, let us at leaft 
** offend with fome difcretion and meafure. If we 
kill an animal for our provifion, let us do it with 
the meltings of compaffion, and without torment- 
ing it. Let us confider, that 'tis in its own 
nature cruelty to put a living creature to death ; 
we at leaft deftroy a foul that has fenfe and per-* 
" ception." In the life of Cato the Cenfor, he takes 

occafion, 

♦ This is a juft character of Plutarch^ whofe Liv^s are well 
inonvn; but whofc Morals are not read and attended to fo much 
as they dcfervc, being fome of the moll valuable remains of all 
antiquity. Good editions of them have long been wanted ; but 
wc hope the elegant one now publifliing at Oxford will awaken 
the attention of many readers f. War ton, 

f Wyuenbach*s edition, ofwbich were puMilhed, in 1795, Vol. I. and II. 
410. and Vol. I. II III. and IV. 8vo. The Ujiiveffiiy ot 0.x (brd puicbakd h.j 
f^apers, and printed tbiiediiiun, in a very f^lendid and coirc^ Ibini. C. 



AC 



4C 



44^ THE GUARDIAN. 

occafion, from the ierere difpofitbn of that teao, to 
difcouife in this manner ; ^' It ought to be efteemed 
^ a happineft to mankind, that our humanity has a 
ivider fphere to exert itfelf in, than bare juftice* 
It is no more than die obligation of our very birth 
to pradife equity to our own kind ; but humanity 
may be eatfended through the vhole order of 
^^ creatures, even to the meaneft: fuch adions of 
^'. charity are the over-flowings of a mild good-nature 
^ on ail below us. It is certainly the part of a well« 
^ natured man to take care of his horfes and 
^ dogs, not only in ezpedation of their labour 
^^ while they are foals and whelps, but even when 
^^ their old age has made them incapable of fervice.^' 
Hiftory tells us of a wife and polite nation, diat 
reje&ed a perfon of the firft quality, who ftood for a 
judiciary office, only becaufe he had l^een obferved 
in his youth to take pleafure in tearing and murder- 
ing of birds. And of another, that expelled a man 
out of the fenate for dafliing a bird againil the ground 
which had taken fhelter in his bofom. Every one 
knows how remarkable the Turks are for their hu- 
manity in this kind. I remember an Arabian author, 
who has written a treatife to ihew, how iar a man, 
fuppofed to have fubfifted in a defart ifland,^ without 
any inftruftion, or fo much as the fight of any other 
man, may, by the pure light of Nature^ attain the 
knowledge of philofophy and virtue. One of the 
firft things he makes him obferve is, that unfverfal 

benevolence 



THE GUARDIAN- 443 

benevolence of nature in the protedion and preCqnra- 
lion of its creatures. In imitation of which, the 
firft zGt of virtue he thinks his felf«taught philofopher 
would of courfe fall into is, to relieve and aflift all 
the animals about him m their wants and diftrefles. 

Ovid has fome very tender and pathetic lines ap« 
plicable to this occafion : 

Quid meruiilis^ oves, placidum pecus^ inque tegendos 
Natum hominea, pleno qua fertt8 in ubare neAar ? 
MoUia qtt« nobis veftras velamina lanas 
Praebetis ; vitaque magis quam morte juvatis. 
Quid meruere bovesj animal fine iraude dolifquCj 
Innocuum, (implexi natum tolerafe labores ? 
Immemor eft demum, nee fhigum munere dignust 
Qm potuit, curvi dempto modo pondere aratri, 
Ruricolam ma£lare fuum 

Quam male confuevit^ quam fe parat ille cruori 
Impius humano^ vituli qui guttura cultro 
Rumpit, et iramotas pnebet mugitibus aures ! 
Aut qui vagitus fimiles puerilibus hc3edum 
Edentem jugulare poteft ! — — *. 

Perhaps 

^ Imitated bj a Poet wbofe benevolence was equal to hii 
genius : 

— The bcaft of prey, 
Bk)od-ftain'd^ defervcs to bleed ; but you, ye flocks^ 
What have yoa done ; ye peaceful people, what^ 
To merit death f You who have given us milk 
In lufcious dreams, and lent us your own coat 
Againft the winter's cold i and the plain Ox, 
That harmlels, honeft, gntlelefs animal. 
In what has he offended ? be whofe toil. 
Patient and ever-ready, clothes the land 
With all the pomp of harveft» fliall be bleed 

And 



444 THE GUARDIAN. 

Perhaps that voice or cry fo nearly refembling the 
human, with which Providence has endued fo mseny 
different animals, might purpofely be given them to 
move our pity, and prevent thofe cruelties we are 
too apt to inflid on our fellow-creatures. 

There is a paflage in the book of Jonas, when God 
declares his unwillingnefs to deftroy Nineveh, where, 
methinks, that compaffion of the Creator, which 
extends to the meaneft rank of his creatures, is ex- 
preffed with wonderful tendemefs — ^" Should I not 
** fpare Nineveh the great city, wherein are more 
*' than fixfcore thoufand perfons — And alio much 
•* cattle ?" — And we have in Deuteronomy a precept 
of great good nature of this fort, with a blefEng 
in form annexed to it in thofe words : *' If thou flialt 
** find a bird's neft in the way, thou flialt not take 
" the dam with the young: but thou flialt in any 
«' wife let the dam go, that it may be well with 
** thee, and that thou may 'ft prolong thy days.*' 

To conclude, there is certainly a degree of grati- 
tude owing to thofe animals that ferve us ; as for 
fuch as are mortal or noxious, we have a right to 

deftroy 



And ftruggling groan, beneath the cruel hands 

Ey'o of the clown he feeds ? Seasons — Sprin^^ 

I wonder the. tender Thomfon omitted, 

Immotas mu^ihiu aura ; et vagitus 
Similis pueriSbus h^dum edentem : 

Vr'hich Dryden charmingly tmnflates : 

And imitates in vain thy children's cries. Wartok. 



THE GUARDIAN. 445 

delboy them; and for thofe that are neither of ad- 
Tantage nor prejudice to us, the common enjoyment 
of life is what I cannot thmk we ought to deprive 
them of*. 

This whole matter with regard to each of thefe con- 
fiderations, is fet in a very agreeable light in on^ of 
the Periian fables of Pilpay, with which I fball end 
thi$ paper. 

A traveller pafEng through a thicket, and feeing 
a few fjMirks of a fire, which fome paflengers had 
kindled as they went that way before, made up to it. 
On a fudden the fparks caught hold of a buih, in the 
midft of which lay an Adder, and fet it in flames. 
The Adder intreated the traveller's affiftance, who 
tying a bag to the end of his ftaff, reached it, and 
drew him out : he then bid him go where he pleafed, 
but never more be hurtful to men, fince he owed 
his life to a man's compaflion. The Adder, however, 
prepared to fting him, and when he expoflulated 
liow unjuil it was to retaliate good with evil, I (hall 
do no more (faid the Adder) than what you men 
praftife every day, whofe cuftom it is to requite be- 
nefits with ingratitude. If you can deny this truth, 
let us refer it to the iirfl we meet. The man con- 
iented, and feeing a Tree, put the quefUon to it, 

in 

* And the poor beetle that thou trcad'ft npon, 
la corporal fufferance hcU a pain as great 
As when a giant dies. Shaksspbar. 

Wartok. 



446 THE GUARDUK. 

in what manner a good cam wag to be te&nnptnStd f 
If yoa mean according to tbe ulage of Men (refrfied 
the Tree)» by its contrary. I have been ftancKng here 
thefe hundred years to proted them from the fcofch^ 
ing foRy and in requital^ they bate cot down my 
branches, and are going to law my body into planks« 
tJpon this tbe Adder infultiBg the raab, he zpipeaied 
to a fecond evidence, which was granted, and im- 
mediately they met a Cow. The lame demand was 
made, and nrndi the iame anfirer given, that among 
Men it was certainly fo : I know it, faid the Cow, 
by woeful experience ; for I have ferv^ a mask this 
long time with milk, butter, and cheefe, and brought 
him befides a calf every year 1 but now I am old, he 
turns me into this pafture, with deiign to fell me to 
a butcher, who will (hortly make an end of me« 
The traveller upon this ftood confounded^ but de* 
fired of courtefy one trial more, to be fmaUj jiidged 
by the next beail they fliould meet« This happened 
to be the Fox, who, upon hearing the ftory in all its 
circumftances, could not be perfuaded if was poffible 
for the Adder to get into fo narrow a bag. The 
Adder, to convince him, went in again; the Fox 
told the Man be had now his enemy in his powa^, 
and with that he faiftened the bag, and cruibed him ta 
pieces. 



THE GUARDIAN/ 44? 



N* 78. June 10, 1713*. 



Docdo 



Unde par^ntUr epcs ; quiJ alaif formetque poetam* 

HoR. Ars Fori*. ▼. jo^i. 



I will teach to write» 



Tdl what the duty of a Poet is, 
Wherdn his wealth and ornament confifty 
And how he may be form'd^ and how improv'd« 

RoaCOMMOH. 

YT 18 no fmali pleafure to me, who am zealous in the 
interefts of learning, to think I may have the honour 
of leading the Town into a very new and uncommon 
road of criticifm. As that kind of literature is at 
prefent carried on, it confifls only in a knowledge of 

mechanic 

* It is remarkable^ that Dr. Warton iotroduces thefe Guar- 
dians with a Note, in which he fpeaks of their amounting to 
mght* He ffiuft have feen his error^ had he taken the trouble Co 
count them ; but it is probable, that when he wrote that Dote» h« 
had fome recoUeAion that there ought to be eighty and perhaps 
intended to account for the deficiency. The Paper now reprinted 
has always been afcribed to Pope ; and the probable reafon of its not . 
having been printed in this volume of his Works, in any former edi- 
tion> is, that the principal part of it was afterwards incorporated with 
•< The Art, of Sinking in Poetry/' of which it forms Chap, vk 
(fee VoL vi. p. 260.} As the " Art of Sinking'' was not pub*- 
IKhed until 1717» the Reader may form his conjedures on the 
time of its having been onginally fketched* and perhaps completed 
at irregular periods. [See British Essatists, Pfef. to the 
Guardian, Vol. xvi. p. 25.] The omiflions and alterations, when 
it became a part of the *' Art of Sinking,'* are deferving of atten* 
tion. C. 



448 THE GUARDIAN. 

mechanic rules, which contribute to the ftruSure of 
different forts of j>oetry; as the receipts of good 
houfewives do to the making puddings of flour, 
oranges, plums, or any other ingredients. It would, 
methinks, make thefe my inftrudions more eafily 
intelligible to ordinary readers, if I difcourfed of. thefe 
matters in the flyle in which Ladies learned in CEco- 
nomics didate to their pupils for the improvement of 
the kitchen and larder. 

I fhall begin with Epic Poetry, becaufe the Critics 
agree it is the greateft work human nature is capable 
of. I know the French have already laid down many 
mechanical rules for compofitions of this fort j but at 
the fame time they cut off almoft all undertakers from 
the poffibility of ever performing them: for the fiift 
qualification they unaniitioufly require in a poet, is a 
genius. I (hall here endeavour (for the benefit of my 
countrymen) to make it manifeft, that Epic Poems 

■ 

may be made * without a genius,' nay without learning 
or much reading. This mufl neceffarily be of great 
ufe to all thofe poets who confefs they never read, and 
of whom the world is convinced they never learn. 
What Moliere obferves of making a dinner, that 
any man can do it with money, and if a profeffed 
cook cannot without, he has his art for nothing ; the 
fame may be faid of making a poem, it is eafily 
brought about by him that has a genius, but the ikilK 
lies in doing it without one. In purfuance of this 
end I fhall prefent the reader with a plain and certain 

7 recipe. 



THE GUARDIAN- 449 

recipe^ by which even Sonneteers and Ladled may be 
qualified for this grand performance. 

I know it will be objected, that one of the chief 
qualifications of an Epic Poet, is to be knowing in all 
arts and fciences* But this ought not to difcourage 
thofe that have no learning, as long as indexes and 
di£tionaries may be had, which are the compendium of 
all knowledge. Befides, fince it b an eftablifhed rule, 
that none of the terms of thofe arts and fciences are to 
be made ufe of, one may venture to affirm, our Poet 
cannot impertinently offend in this point. The leam-^ 
ing which will be more particularly necefiary to him, 
is the ancient geography of towns, mountains, and 
rivers: for this let him take Cluverius, value four- 
pence. 

Another quality required is a complete (kill in 
languages. To this I anfwer, that it is notorious 
perfons of no genius have been oftentimes great 
linguifts. To inftance in the Greek, of which there 
are two forts; the original Greek, and that from 
which our modem authors tranflate. I fhould be 
unwilling to promife impoifibilities ; but, modeftly 
fpeaking, this may be learned in about an hour's time 
with eafe. I have known one, who became a fudden 
profeflbr of Greek, immediately upon application of 
the left-hand page of the Cambridge Homer to his 
eye. It is, in thefe days, with authors as with other 
men, the well-bred are familiarly acquainted with 
them at firft fight } and as it is fufficient for a good 

YOL. IX. o o general 



450 THE GUARDIAN. 

general to have furveyed the ground he is to conquer, 
fo it is enough for a good poet to have feen the 
author he is to be mafter of. But to proceed to the 
purpofe of this paper. 

A RECIPE TO MxVKE AN EPIC POEM. 

90 R THE FABLE. 

Take out of any old poem, hiftory-book, romance, 
or legend (for inftance, Geffry of Monmouth, or Don 
Belianis of Greece), thofe parts of ftory ^hich afford 
moil fcope for long defcriptions ; put thefe pieces 
together, and throw all the adventures you fancy into 
one tale. Then take a hero whom you may choofe 
for the found of his name, and put him into the midft 
of thefe adventures : there let him work for twelve 
books ; at the end of which you may take him out, 
ready prepared to conquer or to marry; it being 
necefiary that the conclulion of an Epic Poem be for- 
tunate. 

To make an Epifode. — ^Take any remaining ad- 
venture of your former coUefUon, in which you 
could no way involve your hero ; or any unfortunate 
accident that was too good to be thrown away ; and it 
will be of ufe, applied to any other perfpn ; who may 
be loft and evaporate in the courfe of the work, witli- 
out the leaft damage to the compofition. 

For the Moral and Allegory.— Thefe you may 
extrafl out of the Fable afterwards at your leifure. 
Be fure you ftrain them fufficiently. 

FOR 



THE GIJARDIAN. 451 

^OR THE MANNERS. 

For thofe of the hero, take all the beft qualities you 
can find in all the bed celebrated heroes of antiquity ; 
tf they will liot be reduced to a confiilency, lay them 
all on a heap upon hiin. But be fure they are qua^^ 
lities which your patron would be thought to have ; 
and, to prevent any miftake which the world may be 
fubje£t to, feleft from the alphabet thofe capital letters 
that compofe his name, and fet them at th^ head of a 
dedication before your poem. However, do not 
abfolutely obferve the exaft quantity of thefe virtues, 
it not being determined whether ot no it be neceflary 
for the hero of a poem to be an honeft man. Fof the 
tinder charafters, gather them from Homer and 
Virgil, and change the names as occafion ferves« 

FOR THE MACHINES. 

Take of Deities, male and female, as many as you 
can ufe. Separate them into two equal parts, and 
keep Jupiter in the middle. Let Juno put him in a 
ferment, and Venus mollify him. Remember, on all 
dccafions^ to make ufe of volatile Mercury. If you. 
have need of Devils, draw them out of Milton's Para- 
dife, and extfa& your Spirits from Taffo. The ufe of 
thefe Machines is evident ; for fmce no Epic Poem 
tan poiHbly fubfift without them^ the wifeft way is to 
referve them for your greateft neceffities. When you 
cannot extricate your hero by any human means, or 
yourfelf by your own wits, feek relief from Heaven 

002 and 



45t THE GUARDIAN. 

and the Gods will do your bufinefs very readily. 
This is according to the direft prcfcription of Horace, 
in his Art of Poetry — 

Nee Deus interjitj ntfi dignus vindice nodus 
Inciderit ■ v. I91. 

Never prcfume to make a God appear^ 

But for a bufinefs worthy of a God. Roscommom. 

That is to fay, a poet fhould never call upon the Gods 
for their afliflance, but when he is in great perplexity. 

FOR THE DESCRIPTIONS. 

For a Tempeft. — ^Take Eurus, Zephyr, Aufter, and 
Boreas, and cad them together in one verfe. Add to 
thefe of rain, lightning, and of thunder, (the loudeft 
you can,) quantum fufficiu Mix your clouds and billows 
well together until they foam, and thicken your 
defcription here and there with a quickfand. Brew 
your tempeft well in your head, before you fet it a 
blowing. 

For a Battle. — ^Pick a large quantity of images and 
defcriptions from Homer's Iliads, with a fpice or two 
of Virgil ; and if there remain any overplus^ you may 
lay them by for a Hdrmiih. Seiafon it well with 
fimiles, and it will make an excellent battle. 

Fof burning a Town.— If fuch a defcription be 
aeceflary, becaufe it is certain there is one in Virgil, 
Old Troy is ready burnt to your hands. But if you 
fear that would be thought borrowed^ a chapter o: 

two 



« 



THE GUARDIAN. 453 

two of the Theory of the Conflagration, well circum- 
flanced, and done into verfe, will be a good fucce- 
daneum. 

As for Similes and Metaphors, they may be found 
all over the creation, the moft ignorant may gather 
them, but the danger is in applying them. Fpr .this 
advife with your bookfeller. 

FOR THE LANGUAGE. 

(I mean the diftion.) Here it will do well to be 
an imitator of Milton ; for you will find it eafier to 
imitate him in this than in any thing elfe. Hebraifms 
and Grecifms are to be found in him, without the 
trouble of learning the languages. I knew a painter, 
who (like our Poet) had no genius, make his daub« 
ings to be thought originals, by fetting them in the 
fmoke : you may in the fame manner give the vene- 
rable air of antiquity to your piece, by darkening it 
up and down with Old Englifh. With this you may 
be eaiily fumiihed, upon any occafion, by the Dic- 
tionary commonly printed at the end of Chaucer. 

I mud not conclude, without cautioning all writers 
^thout genius in one material point ; which is, never 
to be afraid of having too much fire in their works. I 
ihould advife rather to take their warmefl thoughts» 
and fpread them abroad upon paper; for they are 
obferved to cool before they are read* 



003 



454 THE GUARDIAN. 



N^ 91. Juki 25, 1713. 

« — incft fua gratia parvii/' Vx&c. 

It h the great rule of behaviour to follow natuije. 
The Author of the following Letter is fo much con« 
vinced of this truth, that he turns what would render 
a ma(i of little foul e^cceptious, humourfome, and 
particular in all his adions, tp a fubjed of raillery 
and mirth. He is, you niuft know, but half as tall 
as an ordinary man, but is contented to be ftill at lus 
friend's elbow, and has fet up a club, by which be 
hopes to brin^ thoftp of his own fize into a little i^ 
putation. 

To Nestor Ironside, E/q. 
SIR, 

«< T REMEMBER a faying of yours concerning per* 
^^ fons in low drci^mftances of ftature, that their 
*^ littlenefs would hardly be taken notice of, if they 
^* did not manifeft a confcioufnefs of it themfelm 
^^ in all their behaviour. Indeed the obfervatien 
*' that no man is ridiculous for being what he is, 
but only for the a£Fedation of being fomethifig 
more, is equally true in regard to the mind and 
the body. 

I queftion not but it will be pleafing to you to 
*' hear, that a fet of us have formed a fodety, 
^ who are fwom to dare to be fhort, and boldly 

<*bcar 



cc 



THK GUARDIAN. 455 

'^ bear out the digmty of littlenefs tmder the nofes 
^^ of thofe enormous engroflers of manhood, thoTe 
^' hyperbolical monflers of the Species, the tali 
** fellows that overlook us. . 

" The day of our inftitutioii was the tenth of 
** December, being the ihorteft in the year, on 
** which we are to hold an annual Feaft over a 
*' difli of fhrimps. 

^^ The place we have chofen for this meeting is 
^' in the Little Piazza, not without an eye to the 
*' neighbourhood of Mr. Powel's Opera, for the 
** performers of which, we have, as becomes us, a 
•* brotherly affe£Uon. 

'^ At our firfl: refort hither, an old woman 
'* brought her fon to the Club-room, defiring he 
^^ might be educated in this School, becaufe ihe faw 
** here were finer Boys than ordinary. However 
^^ this accident no way difcouraged our defigns. 

We began with fending invitations to thofe of 

a ftature not exceeding five foot to repair to 

our aflembly; but the greater pari returned ex- 
^' cufes, or pretended they were not qualified. 

^^ One faid, he was indeed but five foot at prefent, 
^* but reprefented that he ihould foon exceed that 
<< proportion, his perriwig-maker and (hoe-maker 
^' having lately promifed him three inches more be- 
*' twixt them. 

*^ Another alleged he was fo unfortunate as to 
*^ have one leg fhorter than the other, and who- 
*^ ever had determined his ftature to five foot, bad 

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4s6 THE GUARDIAN, 

^^ taken him at a difadvantage ; for when he was 
^^ mounted on the other leg, he was at leaft • five 
<^ foot two mches and a half. 

*' There were fome who queftioned ihc exa£bie& • 
*^ of our meafures, and others, inftead of complying, 
*^ returned us informations of people yet fliorter 
^' than themfelves. In a word, almoft every one 
*^ recommended fome neighbour or acquaintance, 
<< whom he was willing we (hould look upon to 
^^ be lefs than he. We were not a little aihamed, 
*^ that thofe who are paft the years of growth, and 
^^ whofe beards pronounce them men, fhould be 
<( guilty of as many unfair tricks, in this point, as 
*< the mod afpiring children when they are meafured* 

^^ We thjsrefore proceeded to fit up the Clubr 
^^ room, and provide conveniendes for our accom- 
*^ modation. In the firft place^ we caufed a total re^ 
<^ moval of all the chairs, ftools, and tables, which 
<^ had ferved the grofs of mankind for many years. 

^^ The difadvantages we had undergone while we 
<^ made ufe of thefe, were unfpeakable. The Pre- 
<^ fident's whole body was funk in the elbow-chair, 
<( and when his arms were fpread over it, he ap* 
*^ peared (to the great lefienitig of his dignity) like 
^ a child in a go-cart ; it was alfo fo wide in the 
^^ feat) as to give a wa^; occafion of faying, that 
^^ notwithftanding the Prefident fat in it, there was 
** a Sede Vacantia 

*^ The table was fo high, that one who came by 
^* €himce to the door> feeing our chins juft above the 

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THE GUARDIAN, 457 

'< pewter-diihesy took us for a circle of men that 
*^ fat ready to be ihaved, and fent in half a dozen 
« Barbers. 

^^ Another time, one of the Club fpoke in a Iu« 
^^ dicrous manner of the Prefident, imaginmg he 
'^ had been abfent, when he was only eclipfed by 
^^ a flaik of Florence, which flood on the table in a 
** parallel line before his face. 

*' We therefore now fumifhed the room in all 
** refpefis proportionably to us j and had the door 
^ made lower, fo as to admit no man of above five 
** foot . high, without brufhing his foretop, which 
^^ whoever does is utterly unqualified to fit among us. 

^^ Some of the Statutes of the Club are as follow : 

*• I. If it be proved upon any member, though 
'* never fo duly qualified, that he drives as much 
^* as poffible to get above his fize, by ftretching, 
cocking, or the like } or that he hath ftood dn 
tip-toe in a crowd, with defign to be taken for 
^^ as tall a man as the reft ; or hath privily con- 
veyed any large book, cricket, or other device, 
under him, to exalt him on his feat : every fuch 
^* offender fliall be fentenced to walk in pumps for 
** a whole month. 









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n. If any member ihall take advantage from 
^* the fulnefs or length of his wig, or any part of 
^^ his drefs, or the immoderate extent of his hat, or 
^ Dtherwife, to feem larger or higher than he is, 

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458 THE GUARDIAN. 

" it is ordered he (hall wear red heels to his fliocs, 
^^ and a red feather in his hat ; which mzj ap- 
'^ parently mark and fet bounds to the extre- 
'^ mities of his fmall dimenfion^ that all people 
<' may readily find him out between his hat and 
^* his flioes. 

'^ in. If any member fiiall purchafe a horfe for 
^c his own riding, above fourteen hands and a half 
in height; that horfe fhall forthwith be fold, a 
Scotch galloway bought in its (lead for him, and 
the overplus of the money fhall treat the Club. 



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«* IV. If any member, in direft contradi£Uon to 
<' the fundamental laws of the Society, (hall wear 
^' the heels of his (hoes exeeeding one inch and a 
^' half ; it fhall be interpreted as an open renuncia- 
^^ tion of Uttlenefs, and the criminal fhall inftantly 
" be expelled. Note, The form" to be ufed in ex- 
•* pelling a member fhall be in thefe words j " Go 
^^ from among us, and be tall if you can I** 

^' It is the unanimous opinion of our whole fe- 
^< ciety, that fince the race of mankind is granted 
^ to have decreafed in flature, from the beginning 
*^ to this prefent, it is the intent of Nature itfelf, 
^* that men fhould be little ; and we believe, that 
^< all human kind fhall at lafl: grow down to per- 
<c fefUpn, that is to fay, be reduced to our own 
<* meafure^ 1 am very literally your humble fervant, 

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^- gi, June 26, 171 3. 

Homunculi quanti funt, cum rccogito ! Plaut, 

To Nestor Ironside, E/q^ 

^« 'vrou are now acquainted with the nature and 
** defign of our inftitution; the Chara^er of 
♦< the members, and the topicks of our Converfa* 
^* tion, are what remain for the fubjeft of this 
^' Epiftle, 

** The moft eminent perfons of our aflembly • are 
** a little Poet, a little Lover, a little Politician, and 
*« a little Hero. The firft of thefe, Dick Diftich by 
*' name, we have ele£led Prefident : not only as he 
*' is the ihortefl of us all, but becaufe he has en* 
tertained fo juil a fenfe of his ftature, as to go 
generally in black, that he may appear yet lefs. 
Nay, to that perfeftion is he arrived, that he 
(loops as he walks. The figure of the man is . odd 
enough ; he is a lively little creature, with long 
^^ arms and legs : a Spider is no ill emblem of him : 
" he has been taken at a diftance for a fmall Wind- 
*' mill. But ii^deed what principally moved us in 

"his 

* The humour of defcribing clubs was nearly cxhaufted by 
fQOie inimitable papers of Addifon in the Spe£lator. Thisac* 
count of the club of Little Men, like that of Addifon's on Tall 
Mcxiy is full of pleafantry, efpecially as it came from a perfoo of 
qur author*s fize and make ; which however, he would not fufTer 
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46o THE GUARDIAN, 

** his favour was his talent in Poetry ; for he hath 
*' promifed to undertake a long work in fliort verfe 
*' to celebrate the heroes of our fize. He has en- 
^* tertained fo great a refped for Statius, on the 
♦' fcore of that line. 

Major in exiguo regnabat corpore virtusj 

^ that he once defigned to tranllate the whole 'fhe-t 
*• baid for the fake of little Tydeus. 

^* Tom Tiptoe, a dapper black fellow, is the mod 
<< gallant lover of the age. He is particularly nice 
^^ in his habiliments ; and to the end juftice may be 
*^ done him in that way, conftantly employs the 
^* fame artifl who makes attire for the neighbouring 
^* Princes and Ladies of quality at Mr. Powel's* 
^^ The vivacity of his temper inclines him fometimes 
" to boafl: of the favours of the Fair, He was the 
*' other night excufing his abfence from the club on 
^^ account of ^n affignation with a Lady (and, as 
" he had the vanity to tell us, s^ tall one too) who 
*^ had confented to the full accomplifliment of his 
** defires that evening : but one of the company, 
** who was his confident, affured us Ihe was a wo- 
^^ man of humour, and made the agreement oq 
^* this condition, that his toe ihould be tied to 
^' hers. 

** Our Politician is a perfon of real gravity, and 
^* profcffed wifdom : Gravity in a man of this fizc, 
*' compared with that of one of an oi*dinary bulk, 

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*• appean like the gravity of a Cat compared with 
** that of a Lion. This gentleman is accuftomed to 
•♦ talk of himfelf, and was once overheard to com- 
** pare his own pcrfon to a little cabinet, wherein 
** arc locked up all the fecrets of ftate, and refined 
** fchemes of Princes. His face is pale and meagre, 
*• which proceeds from much watching and ftudy- 
ing for the welfare of Europe, which is alfo 
thought to have ftinted his growth ; for he hath 
** deftroyed his own conftitution with taking care 
*' of that of the nation. He is what Monf. Balzac 
** calls, a great Diftiller of the maxims of Tacitus : 
*• when he fpeaks, it is flowly, and word by word, 
** as one that is loth to enrich you too fail with 
*^ his obfervations ; like a limbeck that gives you 
" drop by drop, an extraft of the little that is 
** in it. 

" The laft I Ihall mention is, Tim. Tuck, the 
•* Hero. He is particularly remarkable for the 
*• length of his Sword, which interfecks his perfon 
** in a crofs line, and makes him appear not unlike 
a Fly that the boys have run a pin through, and 
fet a walking. He once challenged a tall fellow 
** for giving him a blow on the pate with his elbow, 
** as he paiTed along the ftreet. But what he efpe- 
** cially values himfelf upon is, that in all the cam- 
" paigns he has made, he never once ducked at 
" the whizz of a cannon ball. Tim. was full as 

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large at fourteen years old as he is now. Thid 
we are tender of mentioning, your little Heroes 
being generally cholerick. 

Thefe are the gentlemen that moftly enliven 
our converfation. The difcourfe generally turns 
^^ upon fuch accidents, whether fortunate or un- 
^' fortunate, as are daily occalioned by our fize : 
^^ thefe we faithfully communicate, either as mat- 
*^ ter of mirth^ or of confolation to each others 
The Prefident had lately an unlucky fall, being 
unable to keep his legs on a ilormy day ; where- 
<c upon he informed us it was no new diiafter, 
*^ but the fame a certain ancient Poet had been fut>i 
*^ jed to; who is recorded to have been fo light, 
^< that he was obliged to poife himfelf againft the 
^* wind, with lead on one fide and his own works 
** on the other. The Lover confeffed the other night 
*< that he had been cured of love to a tall woman, 
by reading over the legend of Ragotine in Scar-* 
ron, with his tea, three mornings fuccefiively^ 
^' Our. Hero rarely acquaints us with any of his 
<< unfuccefsful adventures : and as for the Poli- 
** tidan, he declares himfelf an utter enemy to 
^^ all kind of burlefque, fo will never difcompofe 
** the aufterity of his afpeft by laughing at our 
** adventures, much lefs difcover any of his own 
^^ in this ludicrous light. Whatever he tells of 
** any accidents that befal him, is by way of com- 

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plaint, nor is he ever laughed at but in his 
Abfence. 

We are likewife particularly careful to com- 
municate in. the club all fuch paflages of hif- 
tory, or charaders of iUuftrious perfonages, as 
«< any way refled honour on little men. Tim. 
^^ Tuck having but juft reading enough for a military 
^^ man, perpetually entertains us with the fame 
** (lories of little David • that conquered the mighty 
^^Goliah, and little Luxembourg that made 
** Louis XIV. a grand Monarque, never forget- 
*< ting little Alexander the great. Dick Diftich 
*^ celebrates the exceeding humanity of Auguftus, 
who called Horace lepidljftmum homundolum ; and 
is wonderfully pleafed with Voiture and Scarron, 
for having fo well defcribed their diminutive 
forms to pofterity. He is peremptorily of opinbn, 
againft a great Reader f and all his adherents, that 
^fop was not a jot properer or handfomer 

"than 

• He might have added to the Lift of Little Men, Harvey ^ 
CbUrmgwortbi Hcdesy Wren, Wart ON. 

f AUudiDg to Bentlcy's attempting to confute, what he has 
indeed done effe^ally, the vulgar notion that ^£bp was de^ 
fonned ; an idea firft propagated by that ignorant Monk 
Flaaudes, and copied) without examination, by many fucceeding 
writers. See the incomparable Differtation on Phalaris's Epiftles^ 
page 429 of the laft edition, in which the arguments of Coyle 
and his inge&ioua afibciates (for there were many) arc completely 
demolifhed. What relatrd to ^fop in Boyle's difcourfe is faid 
to have been written by Dr. Freind ; and the greatcfl part of 
tb; difoourfe by Smaldridge and Atterbury. Waatov* 









464 THE GUARDIAN. 

^ than he is reprcfented by the commofi pidure^ 
^^ But the Soldier believes with the learned per- 
^^fon above-mentioned; for he thinks none but 
^^ an impudent tall author could be guilty of fuch 
^ an unmannerly piece of Satire on little warriors, 
^* as his Battle of the Moufe and the Frog. The 
^ Politician is very proud of a certain Bang of £gypt, 
^ called Bocchor, who, as Diodorus aflures us, was 
^ a perfon of a very low ftature, but far exceeded 
^ all that went before him in difcretion and poli- 
** ticks. 

^' As I am Secretary to the club, 'tis my bu«* 
^* finels, whenever we meet, to take minutes of 
^* the tranfaflions : this has enabled me to fend 
^* you the foregoing particulars, as I may hoe- 
^ after other memoirs. We have fpies appointed 
in every quarter of the town, to give us inform- 
ations of the mifbehavbur of fuch refra&ory 
*^ perfons as refufe to be fubjed to our ftatutes. 
•* Whatfoever afpiring practices any of thefe our 
** people ihall be guilty of in their Amours, fingle 
^ Combats, or any indireft means to manhood, we 
<c ihall certainly be acquainted with, and publiih to 
*^ the world, for their punifhment and reformaticNi. 
•* For the Prefident has granted me the fole pro- 
** priety of expofmg and Ihewing to the Town all 
*^ fuch intractable Dwarfs, whofe drcumftances 
^^ exempt them from being carried about in Boxes : 
•* referving only to himfelf, as the right of a Poet, 

* thofe 



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*^ thofe fmart charaSers that will fhine in Epigrams. 
Venerable Neftory I falute you in the name of the 



•* dub. 



** Bob Short, Secretary 



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N**i734 Sept£mb£R 29, 1713. 

Nee fera eomantem 
Nareiflum, aut flexi tacuiflem vimen Aeanthi, 
Pallentefque hederas> at amantes littora myrtos. 

ViRG. 

J LATELY took a particular friend of mine to my 
houfe in the country, not without foma. ap- 
prehenfion, that it could afford little entertain* 
ment to a man of his polite tafte, particularly in 
archite&ure and gardening, who bad fo long been 
converfant with all that is beautiful and great in 
dther. But it was a pleafant furprize to me, to 
hear him often declare he had found in my little 
retirement that beauty which he always thought 
wanting, in the mod celebrated feats (or, if you will. 
Villas) of the nation. This he defcribed to me 

in thofe verfes with which Martial begins one of his 

• 

epigrams : 

Baiana noftri villa, Bafle, Fauftini, 
Non otiofis ordinau myrtetis, 
Viduaque platano, tonfilique boxeto, 
Ingrata lati fpatia detinet campi •, 
Sed rure vero, barbaroque laetatur* 

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466 THE GUARDIAN. 

There is certainly fomething * in the amiable fini' 
plicity of unadorned Nature, that fpreads over the 
imnd a more noble fort of tranquillity, and a loftier 
fenfation of pleafure, than can be raifed from the 
nicer fcenes of Art. 

This was the tafte of the Ancients in their gar- 
dens, as we may difcover from the defcriptions 
extant of them. The two mod celebrated Wits of 
the world have each of them left us a particular 
pidure of a garden; wherein thofe great mafters 
being wholly unconfined, and painting at pleaTure, 
may be thought to have given a full idea of what 
they efteemed moil excellent in this way. Thefe 
(one may obferve) confift entirely of the ufcful part 
of horticulture, fruit trees, herbs, water, etc. The 
pieces I am fpeaking of are Virgil's account of the 
garden of the old Corycian, and Homer's of that 
of Aldnous in the feventh Odyfley, to which I refer 
the reader. 

Sir 

• In the [Spcftator, N°4I4. 1712, were thejf/^ (IriAurcs, a 
in this paper, 171 3> ihe/ecMdf that were made on the bad tafte 
of Gardening in this Country. The fubje& has been itnce 
treated at ktigth, and with great (kill and ability, by many inge- 
nious writers, particularly by Mr. Walpole, Mr. Mafon in his 
elegant Poem, and in Obfervations on Gardenkig^ by Mr. Shen* 
ilone, by the ingenious and learned Mr. Kuight, in his Londjceptt 
by Mr. George Mafon, and Mr. Price, It is acutely remarked 
by Mr. Twining, in his ArilLotle, that the Ancients have defcribcd 
no Landfcapes ; owing, in his opinion, to their not having aoy 
Jandfcape painter. They had no Thomf^ns bccaufe they had n» 
Clauieu Waet^m. 



. THE GUARDIAN- 4^7 

Sir William Temple has remarked^ that this gar« 
Atn of Homer contains all the juftefl rules and 
provifions which can go toward compofing the beft 
gardens. Its extent was four Acres, which, in 
thofe times of fimplicity, was looked upon as a 
large one, even for a Prince. It was inclofed all 
round for defence ; and for conveniency joined 
clofe to the gates of the Palace. 

He mentions next the Trees, which were ftand- 
ards, and fuflfered to grow to their full height. 
The fine defcription of the Fruits that never failed, 
and the eternal Zephyrs, is only a more noble and 
poetical way of expreffing the continual fucceflion of 
one fruit after another throughout the year. 

The Vineyard feems to have been a plantation 
diftind from the Garden ; as alfo the beds of Greens 
mentioned afterwards aft the extremity of the inclo* 
fure, in the ufual place of our Kitchen Gardens. 

The two Fountains are difpofed very remark- 
iably. They rofe within the inclofure, and were 
brought in by conduits or dufts ; one of them, to 
water all parts of the Gardens, and the other under- 
neath the Palace into the Town, for the fervice of the 
public. 

How contrary to this fimplicity is the modem 
pradice of Gardening ? We feem to make it our 
ftudy to recede from Nature, not only in the va- 
rious tonfure of greens into the moll regular and 
formal (hapes, but even in monflrous attempts be- 

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468 THE GUARDIAN. 

yond the reach of the art itfelf : we run into fcdp- 
ture, and are yet better pleafed to have our Trees 
in the mofl aukward figures of men and animals^ 
than in the moil regular of their own. 

Hinc et nexilibtis videas e frondibus hortos> 
Implexos late muros^ et moenia circum 
Porrigcrci et latase ramis furgere turres; 
Deflexam et myrtum in puppes, atque serea roftra ^ 
In buxifque undare fretum, atque e rore rudentes. 
Parte alia frondcre fuis tentoria cadris \ 
Scutaque, fpiculaqucj et jaculantia citria vallos *. 

I believe it i» no wrong obfervation, that per* 
foils of genius, and thofe who are mod capable 
of art, are always moil fond of nature; as fuch 
are chieily fenfible, that all art confifts in the 
imitation and iludy of nature: on the contrary, 
people of the common level of underftanding are 

principally 

'^ I havf in yain fearched for the author of theft Latin Verfes; 
And conclude they are our Author's own Ones ; who may there- 
fore be added to thofe £ng»li(h Poets that wrote alfo in Latin ; to 
whom t would add a name fo dear to me, that I fear I (hall 
be accufed of Partiality ; yet ftill I will venture to fay» that Motis 
Caibaritus, and fome Tranflations of Greek Poems, are written 
with the utmoft Purity and Tafte. See the Poems of Thomas 
Warton, 1791- Waetok. 

It is not at all likely^ from Pope's confined education, from his 
never upon any occafion haying acknowledged hfrnfelf the author 
of a Latin line, and, above ail, from his mi^ie of the quantity of 
a Latin Ftnef in his tranflation of Statius, that he could have been 
the author of Verfes^ which (hew fuch an intimacy with the 
flru6iure and art of Latin verfe* The word I allude to in Statius 
is Malea^ which, as we have already mentioned^ Pope called 
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THE GUARDIAN, 469 

priocipally delighted with little niceties and fan* 
taftical operations of art, and conftantly think that 
fined which is the lead naturaL A Citizen is no 
fooner proprietor of a couple of Yews, but be 
entertains the thought of ere&ing them into Giants^ 
like thofe of GuildhalL I know an eminent Cook, 
who beautified his coimtry-feat with a Coronation- 
dinner in greens, where you fee the champion 
flounfhing on horfeback at one end of the table, and 
the Queen in perpetual youth at the other. 

For the benefit of all my loving countrymen 
of this curious tafte, I fhall here publifli a cata^ 
logue of Greens to be difpofed of by an eminent 
Town-Gardener, who has lately applied to me oa 
this head. He reprefents, that for the advance- 
ment of a politer fort of ornament in the Villas 
and Gardens adjacent to this great city, and in 
order to diflinguifli thofe places from the mere 
barbarous countries of grofs nature, the world (lands 
much in need of a virtuofo Gardener, who has a 
turn to fculpture, and is thereby capable of improv- 
ing upon the Ancients, in the imagery of Ever-greens. 
I proceed to his Catalogue. 

Adam and Eve in Yewj Adam a little fhattered 
by the fall of the Tree of Knowledge in the 
great ftorm ; Eve and the Serpent very flounfh- 
ing. 

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470 THE GUARDIAN. 

Noah's Ark in Holly, the ribs a little damaged for 

want of water. 
The Tower of Babel, not yet finiflied. 
St. George in Box; his arm fcarce long enough, 
but will be in a condition to flick the Dragon by 
next April. 
A green Dragon of the fame, with a tail of Ground- 
Ivy for the prefent. 

N. B. Thcfe two not to be fold feparately. 
£dward the Black Prince in Cyprefs. 
A Lauruftine Bear in BloiTom, with a Juniper Hunter 

in Berries. 
A pair of Giants ftunted, to be fold cheap. 
A Queen Elizabeth in Phyllirea, a little inclining to 

the green (icknefs, but of full growth. 
Another Queen Elizabeth in Myrtle, which was very 

forward, but mifcarried by being too near a 

Savine. 
An old Maid of Honour in Wormwood* 
A topping Ben Jonfon in Laurel, 
Divers eminent modern Poets in Bays, fomewhat 

blighted, to be difpofed of a pennyworth. 
A quick-fet Hog ihot up into a Porcupine, by being 

forgot a week in rainy weather. 
A Lavendar Pig, with fage growing in his belly. 
A pair of Maidenheads in Fir, m great forward-^ 

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THE GUARDIAN. 471 

He alfo cutteth family pieces of men, women, and 
children, fo that any gentleman may have his lady's 
effigies in Myrtle, or his own in Hornbeam. 

Thy Wife Jhall be as the fruitful Vine, and thy 
Children as Olive-branches round thy Table *. 

* Mr. Price's obfervations on this fubjed are fo fenfibk^ that 
I am tempted to tranfcribe them. 

** Trees and plants of every kind, (conlidered as materials for 
landfcape*) (houid have room to fprcad in vanous degrees, and in 
various dire£iions, and then accident will produce unthought of 
Tarieties and beauties, without injuring the general defign : but 
if they arc allowed to fpread in one dire6tion only, you in a great 
meafure prevent the operation of accident ; and thence the Jame* 
fufs and heavinefs of the outfides of clumps^ and of all clofe planta* 
tions. The old gardeners of the Dutch fchool totally prevented 
its operation, and imitated architedure, and thence the fliU 
jgreater formality and ftiffhefs of vegetable walls, and of all that is^ 
called topiary work/' — Pricc^s Letter to Repton, p. 36* 



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( 473 ) 



PREFACE 



TO THE 



WORKS OF SHAKESPEAIL 



TT is not my defign * to enter into a Criticifin upon 

this Author ; though to do it effefbially and not 

fuperficially, would be the befl; occafion that any 

juft 

^ It i$ always to be lamented that Pope ever undertook this 
edition of Shakefpear ; a tafk which the courfe of hit readings 
and ftodies did not qualify him to execute with the ability and 
ikill which it deferred^ and with which it has fioce been executed. 
This Prefiice^ however, is written with tafte^ judgment^ purity, 
imd elegance ; as that of Dr. Johnfon is with uncommon fpirit 
and fplendor. What the latter urges againft obfenring the 
Umtw pf Time and Place, in Dramatic Poetry, is unanfweraUe. 
But I cannot poifibly aflent to his. opinion, that Shakefpear'a 
fredomifumt exceUence lay in Comedy f not Tragedy* An Efiay 
has been written on this fubjed, which may poffibly^ one day, 
fee the light. It is almod impoffible to fiiy much on this greateft 
of our poets, after the many curious reCcarches, unwearied in* 
duftry, and accurate remaiks, crery where vifible in the ex- 
cellent editions of Malooe and Sieevens. This edition of Pope 
had, however, the accidental merit of making Shakefpear moic 
lead and aded. Dryden's chancer of our unrivalled Poet, in hit 
£ffay on Dramatic Poetry, is exquiitely written, and contains moft 
«f the topics in his praifci that later critica lave only ex- 
panded 



474 PREFACE TO THE 

juft writer could take to form the judgment and 
tafte of our nation. For of all Englifti Poets, 
Shakefpear muft be confeflfed to be the faireft 
and fulled fubjed for criticifm, and to afford the 
mod numerous, as well as moft confpicuous in- 
fiances, both of beauties and faults of all forts. 
But this far exceeds the bounds of a Preface, 
the bufmefs of which is only to give an account of 
the fate of his Works, and the difadvantages under 
which they have been tranfmitted to us. We fliall 
hereby extenuate many faults which are his, and 
clear him from the impu^ti(^ of many which are 

not: 



panded and rq>eatcd. Dr.-Warburton informs us that he under- 
took his edition of Shakefpear, at the eamcft perfuafion of Pope ; 
<< who was defirous (he fays} that his edition ihould be mtfted 
down into mine." But I do not recoIIe6fc any edition of znf 
author wliatcvcr, that was ever more totally expofed and de« 
inolilhed, on account of its numerous perverfe interpretations^ 
and improbable conje£lurcs, than this edition in queftion, by Mr. 
Thomas Edwards, in his twenty- five Canons of Criticifm, which 
were drawn and illuftrated, with equal humour and judgment^ 
from Warbprton's own notes and remarks. In vain was the 
autlior thruft into a niche of the Dunciad ; thefe Canons wiU 
continue to be read with equal pleafurc and convidion, as wdl 
as the Ode which Akcnfide wrote to him on the fubjcd, ia which 

he fays, 

Then Shakefpear dcfecmnair and mild 
Brought that (Irange comment forth to view I 
Conceits more deep, he faid and fmil'd, 
Than his own fools or madmen knew ; 
But thank'd a generott4 friend above, 
Who did.witk free adv«ot||rous love 
. Such pageants from his tomb remove. WAaxoii* 



WORKS OF SHAKESPEAR. 475 

not: a defign \vhich, though it can be no guide 
to future criticks to do him juflice in one way, will 
at leaft be fufficient to prevent their doing him an 
injuftice in the other. 

I cannot, however, but mention fome of bis prin'« 
cipal and charafberiftick excellencies, for which (not^ 
withftanding his defefb) he is juftly and univerfally 
elevated above all other dramatick Writers. Not 
that this is the proper place of praiHng him, but 
becaufe I would not omit any occafion of doing it. 

If ever any Author deferved the name of an 
Original^ it was Shakefpean Homer himfelf drew 
not his art fo immediately from the fountains of 
Nature ; it proceeded through Egyptian drainers and 
channels, and came to him not without fome tin£ture 
of the learning, or fome caft of the models, of thofe be- 
fore him. The poetry of Shakefpear was infpiratioii 
indeed : he is not fo much an Imitator, as an Inftru* 
ment, of Nature ; and it is not fo jufl to fay that he 
fpeaks from her, as that fhe fpeaks through him. 

His Charaders are fo much Nature * herfelf, that 
it is a fort of injury to call them by fo diftant a 
name a$ copies of her. Thofe of other Poets have 
a conftant refemblance which (hews that they received 
them from one another, and were but multipliers 
of the fame image; each pidure, like a mock- 
lainbow, is but the refle^lioa of a reflection. But 

every 

< See Mrs. Montagu's ingenious Eflay on Shakefpeari and her 
coofutatioDS of fome of Voltaire's criticifms* Wartoh* 



476 PREFACE TO THE 

crery fingle chara&er in Shakefpear is as much an 
individual, as thofe in life itfelf ; it is as impollible to 
find any two alike ; and fuch as from their relation 
or affinity in any refpeft appear mofl: to be twins, 
will, upon comparifon, be found remarkably dif- 
iind. To this life and variety of character, we 
mult add the wonderful prefervation of it ; which 
18 fuch throughout his Plays, that had all the fpeeches 
been printed without the very names of the per- 
fons, 1 believe one might have applied them with 
certainty to every fpeaker. 

The Fewer over our FaJJions was never poflefled 
in a more eminent degree, or difplayed in fo dif« 
ferent inftances. Yet all along, there is feen no 
labour, no pains to raife them; no preparation 
to guide or guefs to the effed, or be perceived 
to lead toward it : but the heart fwells, and the tears 
burft out, juft at the proper places : we are furprifed 
the moment we weep ; and yet upon reflection, find 
the paffion fo juft, that we fhould be furprifed if we 
had not wept, and wept at that very moment. 

How aftoniihing is it again, that the Paifions di- 
re&ly oppofite to thefe. Laughter and Spleen^ are no 
lefs at his command ? that he is not more a matter 
of the great than the ridiculous * in human nature; 

of 

^ On the alloniffiing idea of this double power over our paifions. 
Gray has formed that e^iuiritely beautiful Profopopceia of Nature 
appealing to him ia his iafaacyi and faying ; 

«Thit 



WORKS OF SHAKESPEAR. 477 

of our tobleft tendernefles, than of our vaineft 
foibles; of our ftrongeft emotions, than of our 
idled fen&tions ! 

Nor d(>es he only excel in the Paflions : in the 
coolnefs of Refle£don and Reafoning he is full as 
admirable. His Sentiments are not only in general 
the moft pertinent and .judicious upon every fubjed; 
but by a talent very peculiar, fomething between 
penetration and felicity, he hits upon that particular 
point on which the bent of each argument tums» 
or the force of each motive depends. This is per- 
fedly amazing, from a man of no education or 
experience in thofe great and public fcenes of life 
which are ufually the fubje£l of bis thoughts : fo 
that he feems to have known the world by intuition, 
to have looked through j human nature at one 

glance. 



'* This pencil take, whofe colours clear 

*< Richly paint the Temal year ; 

'* Thine too thefe golden keys, immortal Boy ! 

** This can unlock the g^tes of Joy ; 

'* Of Horror that, and thrilling Fears, 

(• Or ope the facred fource of fympathetic Tears J 

The Progrefi of Poetry ^ iii» i. 

Waetok. 

f The truth of another of Dr. Johnfon's afTertions may, perfaap8» 
be' difputcd ; that Shakefpear's peculiar and predominant excel* 
knee confided in his having given jull reprefentatlons of generei 
nature^ and not characters of individuals. Can this be properly 
faid of the Charaaers of Falfiaff^ ' of Benedia, of Shallow f of 
Pytol^ of MahoRof of CaKbofiy of Anel^ and many others i It 
is finely obfcrved by Sir Jojhua Reynolds^ << that a dafli of in* 

dividoalitf 



f» 



47* PRIIFACE TO tHi! 

glance, and to be the only Author that gives ground 
for a very new opinion. That the Philofopher, and 
even the man of the world, may be born^ as well 
Us the Poet. 

It muft be owned, that with all thefe great 
excellencies, he has almoft as great defects ; and 
that as he has certainly written better, fo he has 
perhaps written worfe, than any other. But I 
think I can in fome meafure account for thefe 
defefls, from feveral caufes and accidents; with* 
out which it is hard to imagine that fo large 
and fo enlightened a* mind could ever have been 
fufceptible of them* That all thefe contingencies 
fliould unite to his difadvantage feems to me almoft 
as (ingularly unlucky, as that fo many various (nay 
contrary) talents fhould meet in one man, was happy 
and extraordinary. 

It mud be allowed that Stage-poetry, of all other, 
is more particularly levelled to pleafe the popuIacCi 
and its fuccefs more immediately depending upon 
the common fuffra^. One cannot therefore wonder, 
if Shakefpear, having at his firft appearance no other 

aim 



dividnality it fometimes neceflary to give an interefty m Poetij 
as well as Painting/' It feems an unwarrantable aflertion of Dr. 
Johnfon, *' that the Tragedy of Macbeth has fo nice difciimi- 
nations of charaders/' Voltaire's cenfur^s of Shakefpear are 
equally Toid of tafte and judgment ; and not one of them more (b 
than his Exaimen of HamUt^ which he fajs is the beft of all the 
flays of Shakefpear. WAaroji* 



WORKS OF SHAKESPEAH. 479 

Uim hi his writings, than to procure a fubfiftencc, 
direded his endeavours folely to hit the tafte and 
humour that then prevailed. The audience was 
generally compofed of the meaner fort of people } 
and therefore the images of life were to be drawn 
from thofe of their own rank : accordingly we find, 
that not our Author's only, . but almoft all the old 
Comedies have their fcene among TradefmeHj and 
Mecbanicks: and even their hiftoricar Plays ftridly 
follow the common old Jiories^ or vulgar traditions 
of that kind of people. In Tragedy, nothing was 
fo fure to furprize and caufe admiration^ as the 
moil ftrange, unexpef^ed, and confequently mod 
unnatural, events and incidents ; the mofl exaggerated 
thoughts ; the mod verbofe and bombaft expreflion ; 
the moft pompous rhymes, and thundering verfifica- 
tion. In Comedy, nothing was fo fure io pleafe^ as mean 
buffoonery, vile ribaldry, and unmannerly jefts of 
fools and clowns. Yet even in thefe, our Author's wit 
buoys up, and is borne above his fubjed : his genius in 
thofe low parts is like fome prince of a romance in the 
difguife of a (hepherd or peafant j a certam greatnefs 
and fpirit now and then break out, which manifefl: 
his higher extra£tion and qualities. 

It may be added, that not only the common 
audience had no notion of the rules of writing *, biic 

few 

* Bat Mr. Harris aflerts, " that there never was a time wheo 
Rules did not exid ; and that th^ey always made a part of that 

* " ifnmatal^ 



48o PREFACE TO THE • 

few even of the better fort piqued tbemfelves upon any 
great degree of knowledge or nicety that way i till 
Ben Jonfon getting poiTeffion of the Stage, brought 
critical learning into vogue * : and that this was not 
done without difBcuIty, may appear from thofe fire* 
quent leiTons (and indeed almoft declamations) which 
he was forced to prefix to his firft plays, and put into 
the mouth of his a£lors, the Grex^ CbortUj etc« to 
remove the prejudices, and inform the judgment of 
his hearers. Till then, our authors had no thoughts 
of writing on the model of the ancients : their Tra* 
gedies were only hiftories in dialogue; and their 
Comedies followed the thread of any novel as they 
found it, no lefs implicitly than if it had been true 
hiftory* 

To judge, therefore, of Shakefpear by Ariftotle's 
rules t) is hke trying a man by the laws of one 

country; 



immutable Tmiht the natural objc^ of ereiy penetrating genius. So 
that there is hardif any thing we applaud in Slrnkt/^ear^ among 
his innumerable beauties* which wiU not he found ftriAly con- 
formable to the Rules of found and ancient Criticifm.*'* 

Philological Itifmrief 9 p. 325» 

Wa&toh. 

* In the Dt/c^veriis of Ben Jonfen are fereral excdlent remarks 
on Dramatic Compoiition, prior to any that bad tt that time ap- 
peared in France; and far beyond thofe of MefnarJUrti puUiflicd 
l640t pofterior to Jonfon. Wa&ton. 

^ This is ttppUcable to thofe who judge in Ms tnmmtr of Spenfer^ 
Anofio^ and the Italian Poets | fts is the conftant pradice of the 
French critics and their Attoierpvi difciples, not excepting etfn 
Boilettt and Addifon. Wakton. 



WORKS OF SHAKESPEAR. 481 

country, who afted under thofe of another. He writ 
to the people ; and writ at firft without patronage from 
the better fort, and therefore without aims of pleafing 
them : without aflklance or advice from the learned^ 
as without the advantage of education or acquaintance 
among them ; without that knowledge of the beft of 
models^ the ancients, to infpire him with an emula* 
tion of them : in a word, without any views of repu* 
tation, and of what Poets are pleafed to call immor- 
tality t fome or all of which have encouraged the 
vanity, or animated the ambition, of other Writers. 

Yet it muft be obfervcd, that when his perform- 
ances -Jikd merited the proteftion of his Prince, and 
when the encouragement of the court had fucceeded 
to that of the town, the works 6f his riper years are 
manifeftly raifed above thofe of his former. The 
dates of his plays • fufficiently evidence that his pro- 
duftions improved, in proportion to the refpeft he 
had for his auditors. And I make no doubt this ob- 
fervation would be found true in every inAance, were 
but editions extant, from which we might learn the 
exaft time when every piece was compofed, and whe- 
ther writ for the town or the court. 

Another caufe (and no lefs ftrong than the former) 
may be deduced from our Author^s being a player \^ 

and 

* Which Mr. Malone has endeavoured to fcttk with great 
labour aod accuracy. Wartok* 

f From which eircumdance it happened^' faid Cxarrick, that bis 
verfes are eafier to be fpoken than ary others* Wahtom. 

VOL. IX. I I 



48a PREFACE TO THE 

and forming himfelf firft upob the judgments of that 
body of men whereof he was a member. They have 
ever had a (tandard to themfelvea, upon other princi- 
ples than thofe of Ari(lotle« As they live by the ma<. 
jority, they know no rule but that of pleafmg the pre* 
fent humour, and complying widi the wit in faibion ; 
a confideration which brings all their judgment to a 
fhort point. Players are juft fuch judges of what is 
right, as tailors are of what is graceful. And in this 
view it will be but fair to allow, that moft of our 
Author's faults are lefs to be afcribed to his wrong 
judgment as a Poet, than to his right judgment as a 
Player, 

By thefe men It was thought a praife to Shakefpear^ 
that he fcarce ever blotted a line* This they induftri'- 
oufly propagated, as appears from what we are told 
by Ben Jonfon in his Difcoveriesj and frona the pre- 
face of Heminges and Condell to the firft folio edi* 
tion. But in reality (however it has prevailed) there 
never was a more groundtefs report, or to the con- 
trary of which there are more undeniable evidences ; 
as the Comedy of the Merry Wives of Windfor, 
which he entirely new writ ; the Hifiory of Henry VL 
which was firft publifhed under the Title of The Con- 
tention of Tork and Lancajler ; and that of Henry V, 
extremely improved ; that of Hamlet enlarged lo almoft 
as much again as at firft, and many others. I believe 
the common opinion of his want of learning proceeded 
from no better ground. This too might be thought 

- ^ a praife 



WORKS OF SHAtESPEAR. 483 

a praife by fome, and to this his errors have as inju- 
dicioufly been afcribed by others. For it is certain, 
were it true, it could concern but a fmall part of 
them ; the moft are fuch as are not properly defefts ; 
but fuperfoetotions ; and arife not from want of learn- 
ing or reading, but from want of thinking or judg- 
ing : or rather (to be more juft to our Author) from 
a compliance to thofe wants in others. As to a 
wrong choice of the fubjeft, a wrong conduft of the 
incidents, falfe thoughts, forced expreflions, etc. if 
thefe are not to be afcribed to the aforefaid accidental 
reafons, they muft be charged upon the Poet himfelf, 
and there is no help for it. But I think the two dif- 
advantages which I have mentioned, (to be obliged to 
pleafe the lowed of people, and to keep the word oi 
company,) if the confideration be extended as far as 
it reafonably may, will appear fudlcient to niiflcad and 
deprefs the greateft Genius upon earth. Nay, the 
more modefty with which fuch a one is endued, the 
more he is in danger of fubmitting and conforming to 
others againft his own better judgment. 

But ns to his ivani of learnings it may be neceflary 
to fay fomething more f there is certainly a vafl dif- 
ference between learning and languages *. How far 

he 

* An end ii put for ever to the dlfpute concerning the Learning 
of Shakefpear^ by the mafterly and convincing and unanfwerable 
EfTay of Dr, Farmer^ on this fubje^t. We are now acquainted 
from what fources Shakefpear took every one of his Plots and 
Fables, except Lovers LahQur Lojl^ and the Temp^J}^ which la ft 

* I I 2 1 fhould 



484 PREFACE TO THE 

he was ignorant of the latter, I cannot detarmine} 
but it is plain he had much reading at lead, if they 
will not call it learning. Nor is it any great matter^ 
if a man has knowledge, whether he has it ftom one 
language or from another. Nothing is more evident 
than that he had a tafte of natural philofophy, mecba- 
nicks, ancient and modem hiftory, poetical learning 
and mythology : we find him very knowing in the 
cuftoms, rights, and manners of antiquity. In Corio' 
ianm and Julius Cafar^ not only the fpirit, but man- 

• 

ners of the Romans are exadly drawn ; and ftill a nicer 
diftinftion is (hown, between the manners of the 
Romans in the time of the former, and of the latter. 
His reading in the ancient hiftorians is no lefs con* 
fpicuous, in many references to particular paflages : 
and the fpeeches copied from Plutarch in CThUmm 
may, I think, as well be made an inftance of his leam^ 
ing, as thofe copied from Qcero in Catiline^ of Ben 
Jonfon's. The manners of other nations in generals 

the 



I (hould think is from fome Italian Novel. And this was tbe 
opinion o£ my friend and fchool-feUowi Mr« William Collins, who 
in the la ft vifit I ever made him with my brotheri told us, he 
had feen an Italian Novel, in which was a chemical Necromancer, 
who had bound a Spirit to obey his call and perform his fervices. 
He imagined it was the hiftory of AureKo and Ifabella, printed at 
Lyons, in 1555- On» examining this little book, now in my pof- 
feffion, this appears not to be the fad. The ftory does not re- 
femble that of the Tempeft. There is no allufion in Shakefpear 
to any ancient clailic author, but what had been tranflated into 
Engliih, before, or in hia time ; as appears from the accurate lift of 
thcfe authon drawn up by Mr. Steevens^ toI. ii« p. 89. Wartoh • 



WORKS OF SHAKESPEAR. 485 

the Egyptians, Venetians, French, etc, are drawn with 
equal prc^riety. Whatever objed: of nature, or branch 
of fcience, he either fpeaks of or defcribes; it is 
always with competent, if not extenfive knowledge : 
his defcriptions are flill exad ; all his metaphors ap* 
propriated, and remarkably drawn from the true 
nature and inherent qualities of each fubjed. When 
he treats of ethic or politic, we may conftantly obferve 
a wonderful juftnefs of diftindipn, as well as extent 
of comprehenfion. No one is more a mafter of the 
poetical {lory, or has more frequent allufions to the 
various parts of it : Mr. Waller (who has been cele- 
brated for this laft particular) has not fhewn mora 
learning this way than Shakefpear. We have tranfla« 
tions from Ovid publlflied in his name, among thofe 
poems which pafs for his, and for fome of which tire 
have undoubted authority (being publiflied by himfelf, 
and dedicated to his noble patron the Earl of South* 
ampton) : he appears alfo to have been converfant ia 
Plautus, from whom he has taken the plot of one of 
his plays : he follows the Greek authors, and par- 
ticularly Dares Phrygius, in another: (although I 
will not pretend to fay in what language he read 
them.) The modem Italian writers of novels he was 
manifeftly acquainted with; and we may conclude 
him to be no lefs converfant with the ancients of his 
own country, from the ufe he has made of Chaucer 
in Troilus and Crejftia^ and in the Twq Nobh Kinfmen^ 

II 3 . if 



486 PREFACE TO THE 

if that Play be his, as there goes a tradition it was ; 
(and indeed it has little refembiance of Fletcher, and 
more of our Author than fome of thofe that have been 
received as genuine). 

I am inclined to think, this opinion proceeded ori- 
ginally from the zeal of the Partizans of our Author 
and Ben Jonfon; as they endeavotired to exalt the 
one at the expence of the other. It is ever the nature 
of Parties to be in extremes ; and nothing is fo pro- 
bable, as that becaufe Ben Jonfon had much the 
more learning, it was faid, on the one hand, that 
Shakefpear had none at all ; and becaufe Shakefpear 
had much the mod wit and fancy, it was retorted, 
on the other, that Jonfon wanted both. Becaufe 
Shakefpear borrowed nothing, it was faid that Ben 
Jonfon borrowed every thing. Becaufe Jonfon did 
not write extempore, he was reproached with being 
a year about every piece; and becaufe Shakefpear 
wrote with eafe and rapidity, they cried, he never 
once made a blot. Nay, the fpirit of oppofition ran 
fo high, that whatever thofe of the one fide objedted 
to the other, was taken at the rebound, and turned 
into praifes ; as injudiciouily as their antagonifts be- 
fore had made them objections. 

Poets are always afraid of envy ; but fure they have 
as much reafon to be afraid of admiration^ I'hey are 
the Scylla and Charybdis of Authors; t^ofe who 
efcape one, often fall by the other, PeJJimum genus 

inimicorum 



WORKS OF SHAKESPEAR. 487 

inimicorum laudantesj lays Tacitus : and Virgil defires 
to wear a charm againft thofe who praife a poet with'* 
out rule or reafon : • 

S) .ultra placitum laudarit, baccare frontem 
Cm^tCi ne vati noceat. 

But however this contention might be carried on by 
the Partisans on either iid^, I cannot help thinking 
thefe two great Poets were good friends *, and lived 
on amicable terms, and in offices of fociety with each 
other. It is an acknowledged £sid that Ben Jonfon 
was introduced upon the (tage^ and his firll works 
encouraged by Shakefpear. And after his death; 
that Author writes To the memory of his beloved Mr. 
William Shakefpear, which (hews as if the friendfliip 
had continued through life. I cannot, for my own 
part, find any thing invidious or /paring in thofe 
verfes, but wonder Mr. Dryden was of that opinion* 
He exalts him not only above all his contemporaries, 
but above Chaucer and Spenfer, whom he will not 
allow to be great enough to be ranked with him ; and 
challenges the names of Sophocles, Euripides, and 

^fcbylus, 

* But Mr. Malonehas prodaced many mortlFyiog and indifput- 
able marks of their avertion to each other. And there is a tradi- 
tipn that the fon of Sir Walter RaU'tgh perceiving Ben yonforij who 
was his tutor, to be one day extremely in liquor, procured means 
to have him fqueezed into a large buck-bafket, and thrown into a 
river; and that Ben Jonfon was irritated that this incident was in* 

troduccd by Shakefpear into the Merry Wives of Wind/or. 

Warton. 

U 4 



488 PREFACE TO THE 

iEfchylus, nay, all Greece and Rome at once, to 
equal him ; and (which is very particular) expreisly 
vindicates him from the imputation of wanting art^ 
not enduring that all his excellencies (hould be attri- 
buted to nature. It is remarkable too, that the praife 
he gives him in his Difcweries feems to proceed from 
a perfonal kindnefs ; he tells us, that he loved the man 
as well as honoured his memory; celebrates the 
honelly, opennefs, and franknefs of his temper ; and 
only diflinguiflies, as he reafonably ought, between 
the real merit of the Author, and the fiUy and dero- 
gatory applaufes of the Players. Ben Jonfon might 
indeed be fparing in his commendations, (though cer- 
tainly he is not fo In this inftance,) partly from his 
own nature, and partly from judgment. For men of 
judgment think they- do any man more fervice in 
praifmg him juftly than lavtfhly. I fay, I would fain 
believe they were friends, though the violence and ill« 
breeding of their followers and flatterers were enough 
to give rife to the contrary report. I would hope 
that it may be with partief^ both in wit and ftate, 
as^ with thofe monfters defcribed by the poets ; and 
that their heads at lead may have fomething , hu« 
man, though their bodies and tails are wild beads and 
ferpents. 

As I believe that what I have mentioned gave rife 
to the opinion of Shakefpear*s want of learning ; 
fo what has continued it down to us may have been 
the many blunder; and illiteracies of the firft pub^ 

lifhers 



WORKS OF SHAKESPEAR. 489 

Ufliers of his works. In thcfe editions their igno- 
nnce ihines abnoft in every page ; nothing b more 
common than AStus tertia. Exit cmnes. Enter 
three witches folus *. Their French is as bad as thdr 
Latin, both in conftrudion and fpelling; their very 
Welih is falfe. Nothing is more likely than that 
thofe palpable blunders of Hedor's quoting Arif- 
totle, with others of that grofs kind, fprung from 
the fame root : it not being at all credible that thefe 
could be the errors of any man who had the lead 
tinfture of a fchool, or the lead converfation with 
fuch as had. Ben Jonfon (whom they will not 
think partial to him) allows him at leafl to have had 
fome Latin; which is utterly inconfiftent with mif- 
takes like thefe. Nay the conftant blunders in pro* 
per names of perfons and places, are fuch as mud 
have proceeded from a man, who had not fo much 
as read any hiftory, in any language : fo could not be 
Shakefpear's. 

I Ihall now lay before the reader fome of thofe 
almoft innumerable errors, which have rifen from 
one fource, the ignorance of the Players, both as 
his aftors, and as his editors. When the nature and 
- kinds of thefe are enumerated and coniidered, I 
dare to fay, that not Shakefpear only, but Ariftotle 

or 

* Mr. Steevens obferves, that this blunder appears to be of 
Pope's own invention. It is not to be found in an^ one of the 
four folio copies of Macbeth, and there is no quarto edition of it 
extant. C. 



49^ PREFACE TO THE 

or Cicero, had their works undei;gone the fame fiite, 
might have appeared to want fenfe as well as leam« 
ing. 

It i^ not certain that any one of his Plays was 
publifbed by himfelE During the time of his em- 
ployment in the Theatre, feveral of his Pieces were 
printed feparately in quarto. What makes me think 
that mod of thefe were not pubU(hed by him, is the 
exceflive careleffnefs of the pre(s: every page is fo 
fcandalouily h\k fpelled, and a]moft all the learned 
or unufual words fo intolerably mangled, that it is 
plain there either was no corridor to the prefs at all, 
or pne totally illiterate. If any were fupervifed by 
himfelf, I fhould fancy the two parts of Henry lY.* 
and Midfummer Ni^bt*s Dnam might have been fo : 
becaufe I find no other printed with any exa£biefs ; 
and (contrary to the reft) there is very litde variadon 
in all the fubfequent editions of them. . There are 
extant two Prefaces to the firft quarto edition of 
Troilus and Creffida in 1609, and to that of Othello; 
by which it appears, that the firft was publifhed 
without his knowledge or confent, and even before 
it was . afted, fo late as feven or eight years before 
he died ; and that the latter was not printed till 
after his death. The whole number of genuine Plays 
which we have been able to find printed in his life- 
time, 

• In th^ firft Scene of the firft Part of Henry IV. is ax 
extraordinary note of Dr. Jobnfoni juftifying the lawfulnefs of 
the Holy Wars. Wa^tqx. 



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WORKS OF SHAKESPEAR, 491 

tiime, amounts but to eleven. And of fome of thefe 
i¥e meet with two or more editions by different 
Printers, each of which has whole heaps of trafli 
different from the other ; which I fhould fancy was 
occafioned by their being taken from different copies, 
belonging to different Playhoufes* 

The folio edition (in which all the Plays we now 
receive as his, were firil coUeded*) was publifhed by 
two Players, Heminges and Condell, in 1623, feven 
years after his deceafe. They declare, that all the' 
other editions were ftolen and furreptitious, and af- 
firm theirs to be purged from the errors of the for- 
mer. This is true as to the literal errors, and no 
other ; for in all refpe£ts elfe it is far worfe than the 
quartos. 

Firft, becaufe the additions of trifling and bom- 
baft paflages are in this edition iar i^ore nume- 
rous. I'or whatever had been added fmce thofe 
quartos, by the Adors, or had ftolen from their 
mouths into the written parts, were from thence 
conveyed into the printed text, and all ftand charged 
upon the Author. He himfelf complained of this 
ufage in Hamlety where he wi(hes that tbofe who play 
the Clowns would /peak no more than is fet down for 
ihem* (Ad iii. Sc. iv.) But as a proof that he 
^ould not efcape it, in the old editions of Romeo 

and 

f Of the two firft editions fee what Mr. Steevenshas obferved. 

Wartos. 



49* PREFACE TO THE 

md ytdiet *, there is no hint of a great number of 
the mean conceits and ribaldries now to be found 
there. In others, the low fcenes of Mobs, Plebeians, 
and Clowns, are vaftly fiiorter than at prefent : and 
I have feen one in particular (which feems to have 
belonged to their playhoufe, by having the parts 
divided with lines, and the A&ors* names in the 
margin) where feveral of thofe very paflages were 
added in a written hand, which are fince to be 
found in the folio. 

In the next place, a' number of beautiful paflages 
which are extant in the firil fingle editions, are 
omitted in this : as it feems without any other rea- 
ibn, than thdr willingnefs to fhorten fome fcenes: 
thefe men (as it was faid of Procruftes) either 
lopping, or ftretching an Author, to make him juft 
fit for their ftage. 

This edition is faid to be printed from the original 
cepies. I believe they meant thofe which had lain 
ever fince the Author^s days in the playhoufe^ and 
had from time to time been cut, or added to, arbi- 
trarily. It appears that this edition, as well as the 
quartos, was printed (at leaf): partly) from no better 
copies than the Prompter's bookj or piece-meal parts^ 
written out for the ufe of the Adors : for in fome 

places 

* Travellers now fifit t^beir tombs at Verona ; in wbicb city 
are many (cpulcbret detached from pne another, ftaading in dif- 
ferent ftrccts^ not in c^nrch^yards. Waktok. 



WORKS OF SHAKESPEAR. 493 

places their very * names are through cardeflhefs 
fet down inftead of the perfona dranMis: and in 
others the notes of diredion to the property-men for 
their myoeablei^ and to the players for their entries^ 
are inferted into the text, through the ignorance of 
the tranfcribers^ 

The Pkys not having been before fo much as 
diftingttifhed by AUs and Scenes^ they are in this Edi* 
tion divided according as they played them; often 
where there is no paufe in the a£Uon, or where they 
thought fit to make a breach in it^ for the (ake of 
mufici mafques, or monfters. 

Sometimes the Scenes are tranfpofed and fiiuffled 
backward and forward; a thing which could no 
otherwife happen, but by thar bdng taken from 
feparate and piece-meal written parts. 

Many verfes are omitted entirely, and others tranC* 
pofed ; from whence invincible obfcurities have arifen, 
pad the guefs of any commentator to clear up, but 
juft where the accidental glimpfd of an old edition 
enlightens us. 

Some characters were confounded and piized, or 
two put into one, for want of a competent num- 
ber of Adors. Thus in the quarto edition of Mid* 
fummer Nigbfs Dreamy A& v. Shakefpear intro- 
duces 

* Muct AJ9 ai9ut Nothingf Ad ii* Enter Prince Leonato^ 
Clattdio, and Jack fTsI/on, inftead of BalthaTar* And m A& ir, 
Copley and Ktfnpt conftantly through a whole fcene. 

Edit. FoL of 162 jy and 1632. 

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494 PREFACE TO THE 

duces a kind of a Mailer of the Revels called Fhi' 
loftrate ; all whofe part is given to another chara<!- 
ter (that of Egeus) in the fubfequent editions: fo 
alfo in Hamlet and King Lean This too makes h 
probable, that the Prompter's books were what they 
called the origins] copies. 

From liberties of this kind, many fpeeches alfo 
were put into the mouths of wrong perfons, where 
the Author now feems chargeable with making them 
fpeak oQt of character : or fomettmes perhaps for 
no better reafoUj than that a governing Player, to 
have the mouthing of fome favourite fpeech him- 
felf, would iiiatch it from this unworthy Ups of an 
underling. 

Profe from verfe they did not know, and they 
accordingly primed one for the other throughout the 
volume. 

Having been forced to fay fo much of the Players, 
I think I ought m juftice to remark, that the judg- 
ment, as well as condition, of that clafs of people 
was then far inferior to what it is in our days. As 
then the beft Playhoufes were inns and taverns, (the 
Globe, the Hope, the Red Bull, the Fortune, etc.) 
fo the top of the profeflion were then mere Players, 
not Gentlemen of the ftage: they were led into 
the buttery by the Reward, not placed at the lord's 
table, or lady's toilette : and confequently were en- 
tirely deprived of thofe advantages they now enjoy, 
in the familiar converfation of our Nobility, and 

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WORKS OF SHAKESPEAR. 495 

» 

tui indmacy (not to fay dearaefs) with people of the 
firft condition. 

- From what has been faid> there can be no quef- 
tion but had Shakefpear publiflied his works himfelf» 
(efpecially m his latter time, and after his retreat 
from the flage,) we (hould not only be certain which 
are genuine^ but Ihould find in thofe that are, the 
errors lefTened by fome thoufands* If I may judge 
from all the diftinguifhing marks of his flyle^ and 
his manner of thinking and writing, I make no 
doubt to declare that thofe wretched Plays^ Pericles^ 
Locrmej Sir John OldcaJHe^ Torkjhire Tragedy^ Lord 
Cromwell^, The Puritan^ and London Prodigal^ can- 
not be admitted as his. And I fhould conjedure of 
fome of the others* (particularly Lovers Labour 
Loji^ The Winter^ s Tale^ and Titus Andronicus) that 
only fome characters, (ingle fcenes, or perhaps a 
few particular paflfages, were of his hand. It is 
very probable, what occafioned fome Plays to be 
fuppofed Shakefpear's, was only this ; that they were 
pieces produced by unknown Authors, or fitted up 
for the theatre while it was under his adminiftra* 
tion: and no owner claiming them, they were ad- 
judged to him, as they give ftrays to the lord of 
the manor : a miftake which (one may alfo obferve) 

it 

* Mr. Malone has with much ingenuity attempted to prove 
that the three parts of King Henry the Sixth were not written 
by Shakefpear ; but Mr. Steevens thinks that he bad as muck 
hand in them as in many that pafs under his qame. Waiitgn. 



496 PREFACE TO THE 

it was not for the intereft of the houfe to remoTe 
Yet the Players themfelves, Heminges and Condell, 
afterwards did Shakefpear the juftice to rejed thofe 
dght Plays in their edition } though they were then 
printed in his name, in every body's hands, and 
aded with fome applaufe (as we learn from what 
Ben Jonfon fays of Pericles^ in his Ode on the New 
Inn), That Tittu Androniau is one of this dafs 
I am the rather induced to believe, by finding the 
lame Author openly exprefs his contempt of it in 
the InduHion to Bartbohmew*Fair^ in the year 1614, 
when Shakefpear was yet living. And there is no 
better authority for thefe latter fort, than for the 
former, which were equally publiflied in his life- 
time* 

If we give into this opinion, how many low and 
vicious parts and paflages might no longer refled 
upon this great genius, but appear unworthily 
charged upon him ? And even in thofe which are 
really his, how many faults may have been unjuftly 
laid to his account from arbitrary additions, expunc*^ 
tions, tranfpofitions of fcenes and lines, confufion 
of charafters and perfons, wrong application of 
fpeeches, corruptions of innumerable paflages by the 
ignorance, and wrong corredkions of them again 
by the impertinence of his firft editors ? From one 
or other of thefe confiderations, 1 am verily per- 
fuaded, that the greateft and the grofleft part of 

what are thought his errors would vaniih } and leave 

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WORKS OF SHAKESPEAR. 497 

his charader in a li^t very different from that difad* 
vantageous one in which it now appears to us. 

Thi« is the ftate in which Shakefpear's wridngs lie 
at prefent ; for, fince the above-mentioned folio edi- 
tion, all the reft have implicitly followed it, without 
having recourfe to any of the former, or ever mak- 
ing the comparifon between them. It is impoifible 
to repair the injuries already done him ; too much 
time has elapfed, and the materials are too few. In 
what I have done, I have rather given a proof of my 
willingnefs and defire, than of my aUlity, to do him 
juftice. I have difcharged the dull duty of an Editor* ' 
to my beft judgment, with more labour than I eac- 
ped thanks, with a religious abhorrence of all innova- 
tion, and without any indulgence to my private fenfe 
or conjedure. The method taken in this edition 
will (hew itfelf. The various 'readings are fairly put 
in the margin, fo that every one may compare them j 
and thofe I have preferred into the te3tt, are conftantly 
€x fide codicum^ upon authority. The alterations or 
additbns which Shakefpear himfelf made, are taken 
notice of as they occur. Some fufpeded pafikges 
which are exceffively bad (and which feem interpo- 
lations^ by being fo inferted that one can entirely 
omit them without any chafm, or defidence in the 
context) are degraded to the bottom of the page ; 
with an afteriik referring to the places of thdr 
infertion. llie fcenes are marked fo diftindly, that 
every removal of place is fpecified ; which is more 

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498 PREFACE TO THE 

neceflary in this Author than in any other, fince he 
fliifts them more frequently : and fometimes without 
attending to this particular, the reader would have 
met with obfcurities. The more obfolete or unufual 
words are explained. Some of the moft fliining 
paflages are diftinguifhed by commas in the margin : 
and where the beauty lay not in particulars, but in 
the whole, a ftar is prefixed to the fcene. Tlus 
feems to me a fhorter and lefs oftentatious method 
of performing the better half of Criticifm fnamdy, 
the pointing out an Author's excellencies) than to 
fill a whole paper with citations of fine paflages, 
with general applaufes^ or empty exclamations at the 
tail of them. There is alfo fubjoined a catalogue 
of thofe firft editions by which the greater part of 
the various readings and of the corre&ed paflages 
are authorifed (moft of which are fuch as carry their 
own evidence along with them). Thefe editions 
now hold the place of originals, and are the only 
materials left to repair the deficiencies, or reftore the 
corrupted fenfe, of the Author : I can only wi(h that 
a greater number of them (if a greater were ever 
publifhed) may yet be found, by a fearch more fuc* 
cefsful than mine, for the better accompliihment of 
this end. 

I will conclude by faying of Shakefpear, that vrith 
all his faults, and with all the irregularity of his 
drama ^ one may look upon his Works, in compa- 
nion of thofe that are more finiflied and regular, as 

4 • upon 



WORKS OF SHAKESPEAR. 499 

upon an ancient majeftic * piece of Gothic archite&are^ 
compared ivith a neat modem building: the hitter 
is more elegant and ghuing, but the former is more 
(bong and more folemUk It muft be allowed, that 
in one of thefe there are materials enough to ma^ 
many of the other. It has much the greater variety, 
and much the nobler apartments ; though we are 
often conduced to them by dark, odd, and uncouth 
paflages. Nor does the whole hil to ftrike us with 
greater reverence, though msmy of the parts are 
childiih, ilUplaced, and unequal to its grandeur. 

* Of aH the many ^uloginms on the chancer of our iDtmitable 
old Bard« that ol Ad&fim is perhaps the tnoft^uatiful and bril- 
liant. ** Shakefpcar was indeed born with all the feeds of poetry, 
and may be compared to the ftone in Pyrrhut*% ringr, whichy at 
PUny tdls us, had the figure of Apollo^ and the nine Mufes in the 
Tcint of it, produced by the fpontaneous hand of Naturty without 
any help from Art/' WAaroif . 



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