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THE    WORKS 


OF 


WALTER   SAVAGE   LANDOR. 


IN   TWO   VOLUMES. 


VOL.  II. 


LONDON: 
EDWARD    MOXON,   44,   DOVER    STREET. 


MDCCCXLVI. 


LONDON 
BRAOBimv   ANl>   EVANS,    f-RINTKRS,    WHITKKRIARS. 


CONTENTS    OF    VOLUME  II. 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 
SANDT  AND  KOTZEBUE 

THE  CARDINAL  LEGATE  ALBANI  AND  PICTURE-DEALERS    . 
LUCIAN  AND  TIMOTHEUS        .  .  . 

THE  MAID  OP  ORLEANS  AND  AGNES  SOREL 
THE  DUKE  OF  WELLINGTON  AND  SIR  ROBERT  INGLIS     . 
BISHOP  SHIPLEY  AND  BENJAMIN  FRANKLIN       .  . 

BLUCHER  AND  SANDT  . 

MACHIAVELLI  AND  MICHEL-ANGELO  BUONAROTTI 
SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOR          .... 
RHADAMISTUS  AND  ZENOBIA     . 

ELDON  AND  ENCOMBE  . 

TANCREDI  AND  CONSTANTIA     . 

FRA  FILIPPO  LIPPI  AND  POPE  EUGENIUS  THE  FOURTH  . 

PRINCESS  MARY  AND  PRINCESS  ELIZABETH        . 

JESOP  AND  RHODOPE      . 

ANDREW  MARVEL  AND  BISHOP  PARKER  . 

EMPEROR  OF  CHINA  AND  TSING-TI 

I4Q 

PHILIP  II.  AND  DONA  JUAN  A  COELHO 
STEELE  AND  ADDISON   .... 

DANTE  AND  BEATRICE       . 

154 
SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOR.    SECOND  CONVERSATION  . 

QUEEN  ELIZABETH,  CECIL,  DUKE  OF  ANJOU,  AND  DE  LA  MOTTE  FENELON 

177 
WINDHAM  AND  SHERIDAN      . 

180 
MARY  AND  BOTHWELL      . 

.        182 
TASSO  AND  CORNELIA  . 

.      .        186 
SOLON  AND  PISISTRATUS 


VI 


CONTENTS. 


IMAGINARY  Co.N VKKSA TIONS,   CONTINUKD. 

LOUIS  XVIII.  AND  TALLEYRAND     -  .  .189 

uESOP  AND  RHODOPE.— SECOND  CONVKRSATION 193 

ROMILLY  AM)  WILBEHFORCE 197 

QUEEN    POMARE,    PRITCHARD,   CAPTAINS   POLVEREL   AND    DBS   MITRAILLES, 

LIEUTENANT  POIGNAUNE2,  MARINERS 202 

I. A   FONTAINE  AND  DE  LA  ROCHEFOUCAFLT  .            .            .  207 

VITTORIA  COLONNA  AND  MICHEL-ANGELO  BUONAROTTI      ...                        .      .  213 

.MELANCTHON  AND  CALVIN ...  221 

WALKER,  HATTAJI,  GONDA,  AND  DEWAH             ...                                    ...  225 

OLIVER  CROMWELL  AND  SIR  OLIVER  CROMWELL 227 

COUNT  AND  COUNTESS  GLEICHEM 230 

DANTE  AND  GEMMA  DONATI             .           . 232 

GALILEO,  MILTON,  AND  A  DOMINICAN 234 

TALLEYRAND  AND  ARCHBISHOP  OF  PARIS 237 

ESSEX  AND  SPENSER 239 

MARSHAL  BUGEAUD  AND  ARAB  CHIEFTAIN 242 

P.  SCIPIO  -fiMILIANUS,  POLYBIU8,  AND  PAN^ETIUB        .            .           .  ^       ...           .            .      .  243 


CITATION  AND  EXAMINATION  OF  WILLIAM 

SHAKSPEARE. 

Editor's  Preface          ... 
Memorandum  by  Ephraim  Baraet    . 
Examination,  &c.,  &c.    .     . 
Post-Scriptum         .... 


259 
260 
263 
300 


THE  PENTAMERON. 

Editor's  Introduction .         .         . 
First  Day's  Interview      ... 
Second  Day's  Interview      .         . 
Third  Day's  Interview    ... 
Fourth  Day's  Interview      .         . 
Fifth  Day's  Interview     ... 
Pievano  Grigi  to  the  Reader        . 
Heads  of  Confession        ... 
The  Translator's  Remarks  on    the  alleged 

jealousy  of  Boccaccio  and  Petrarch    .       ib. 

PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 

1.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .         .361 


303 
305 
316 
326 
336 
346 
354 
356 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA,  Continued. 

2.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

3.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

4.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

5.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  . 

6.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

7.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

8.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

9.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

10.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

11.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

12.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

13.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

14.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

15.  Pericles  to  Aspasia- 

16.  Aspasia  to  Pericles 

17.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  . 

18.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

19.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

20.  Xeniades  to  Aspasia    . 

21.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 


361 

ib. 

ib. 
362 

ib. 
363 

ib. 
364 

ib. 
365 

ib. 


ib. 

ib. 

ib. 
366 

ib. 

ib. 
367 

ib. 


CONTENTS. 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA,  Continued. 

22.  Aspasia  to  Xeniades    . 

23.  Aspasia  to  Pericles 

24.  Pericles  to  Aspasia 

25.  Xeniades  to  Aspasia 

26.  Aspasia  to  Pericles 

27.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  . 

28.  Pericles  to  Aspasia 

29.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

30.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

31.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

32.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

33.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

34.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

35.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

36.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

37.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

38.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

39.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  . 

40.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

41.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  . 

42.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

43.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  . 

44.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

45.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  . 

46.  Aspasia  to  Cleone    .  ;..• 

47.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  . 

48.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

49.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  . 

50.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .  : 

51.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  . 

52.  Aspasia  to  Cleoue 

53.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  . 

54.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

55.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  . 

56.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

57.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

58.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

59.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

60.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

61.  Aspasia  to  Pericles 

62.  Pericles  to  Aspasia 

63.  Aspasia  to  Pericles 

64.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

65.  Aspasia  to  Pericles     . 

66.  Pericles  to  Aspasia 

67.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

68.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

69.  Pericles  to  Aspasia 

70.  Aspasia  to  Pericles 

71.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

72.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

73.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

74.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 


367 

ib. 
ib. 
ib. 

368 

ib. 

ib. 

ib. 

ib. 

ib. 
369 

ib. 

ib. 
370 


371 

ib. 

ib. 

ib. 
372 

ib. 
373 

ib. 
374 

ib. 
375 

ib, 


376 
ib, 

377 
ib. 
ib 
ib. 

378 
ib. 
ib, 

37£ 
ib 

380 
ib. 
ib 
ib 
ib 
ib, 

381 
ib 

385 
ib 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA,  Continued. 

75.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     . 

76.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  .... 

77.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     . 

78.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .... 

79.  Aspasia  to  Cleone      .         .         . 

80.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .... 

81.  Cleone  to  Aspasia      .         .         .     . 

82.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .... 

83.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     . 

84.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .... 

85.  Cleone  to  Aspasia      .         .         .     . 

86.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .... 

87.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     . 

88.  Aspasia  to  Herodotus 

89.  Cleone  to  Aspasia      .         .         . 

90.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .... 

91.  Aspasia  to  Cleone      .         .         .     . 

92.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .... 

93.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     . 
Speech  of  Pericles  to  the  Athenians, 

on  the  Banishment  of  Cimon 

94.  Pericles  to  Cimon      .         .         .     . 

95.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .... 
Speech  of  Pericles,  on  the  defection 

of  Eubcea  and  Megara  .         .     . 

96.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .... 

97.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .... 

98.  Cleone  to  Aspasia       .          .          .     . 

99.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .... 

100.  Cleone  to  Aspasia       .         .         .     . 

101.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .... 

102.  Pericles  to  Aspasia      .         .         .     . 

103.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .... 

104.  Pericles  to  Aspasia      .          .         .     . 

105.  Aspasia  to  Pericles 

106.  Pericles  to  Aspasia      .         .         .     . 

107.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .... 

108.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     . 

109.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  .... 

110.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     . 
Speech  of  Pericles  to  the  Athenians, 

on  the  war  between  Samos  and 
Miletus        ..... 

111.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .         .         .         . 

112.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     . 

113.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  .... 

114.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     . 

115.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

Oration   of  Pericles  to  the  Soldiers 
round  Samos       .... 

116.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     . 

117.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  . 

118.  Aspasia  to  Cleone        .         .         .     . 


382 
383 

ib. 
384 
385 
386 

ib. 

ib. 
387 

ib. 
389 

ib. 

ib. 

ib. 
390 
391 

ib. 

ib. 

ib. 

ib. 

392 

ib. 


ib. 

ib. 

ib. 
393 
394 

ib. 
395 

ib. 

ib. 

ib. 

'ib. 
396 


ib. 


897 

ib. 

398 

399 


400 

ib. 

401 


Vlll 


CONTENTS. 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASU,  Continued. 

119.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  ....  401 

120.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     .  402 

121.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  ....  ib. 

122.  Cleone  to  Aspasia       .         .         .     .  ib. 

123.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  ib. 

124.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     .  403 

125.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .         .         .  ib. 

126.  Aspasia  to  Cleone                .         .     .  ib. 

127.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  ....  404 

128.  Cleone  to  Aspasia       .         .         .     .  ib. 

129.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  ....  405 

130.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     .  406 

131.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  .         .         .  ib. 

132.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     .  407 

1 33.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .         .         .  ib. 

134.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     .  ib. 

135.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .  .         .408 

136.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     .  ib. 

137.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .         .         .         .409 

138.  Aspasia  to  Cleone      .         .         .     .  410 

139.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  .         .         .         .411 

140.  Aspasia  to  Cleone                .         .     .  ib. 

141.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  ....  412 

142.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .  .•      .         .     .  ib. 

143.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .         ;         .         .413 

144.  Pericles  to  Aspasia      .         .         .     .  ib. 

145.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .         .         .  ib. 

146.  Reply  of  Pericles  to  the  Accusation 

of  Cleone 414 

147.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  ....  ib. 

148.  Cleone  to  Aspasia       .         .         .     .  415 

149.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .         .         .  ib. 

150.  Cleone -to  Aspasia       .         .         .     .  ib. 

151.  Pericles  to  Alcibiades      .         .  ib. 

152.  Cleone  to  Aspasia       .         .         .     .  416 

153.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .         .         .  ib. 

154.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     .  417 

155.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .         .         .         .418 

156.  First    Speech    of    Pericles    to    the 

Athenians,  on  the  Declarations 

of  Corinth  and  Lacedaemon  .     .  ib. 

157.  Second  Speech  of  Pericles        .         .  ib. 

1 58.  Oration  of  f  Pericles,  on  the  approach 

of  the  Lacedaemonians  to  Athens  419 

159.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .         .         .         .420 

1 60.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     .  ib. 

161.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  ....  421 

162.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     .  ib. 

163.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  ....  422 

164.  Aspasia  to  Pericles      .         .         .     .  423 

1 65.  Pericles  to  Aspasia           .         .  ib. 

166.  Aspasia  to  Cleone       .         .         .     .  ib. 

167.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  .         .         .        .  424 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA,  Continued. 

168.  Aspasia  to  Pericles    . 

1 69.  Pericles  to  Aspasia 

1 70.  Aspasia  to  Pericles    .  '      ." 

171.  Pericles  to  Aspasia 

172.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

173.  Aspasia  to  Pericles 

174.  Anaxagoras  to  Aspasia 

175.  Anaxagoras  to  Aspasia     . 

176.  Aspasia  to  Anaxagoras 

177.  Anaxagoras  to  Aspasia     . 

178.  Anaxagoras  to  Aspasia 

179.  Aspasia  to  Anaxagoras    . 

1 80.  Anaxagoras  to  Aspasia 

181.  Psyllos  to  Pisander  of  Elea 

182.  Aspasia  to  Anaxagoras 

183.  Anaxagoras  to  Pericles    . 

1 84.  Aspasia  to  Anaxagoras 

185.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

186.  Anaxagoras  to  Aspasia 

187.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

188.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

189.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

190.  Anaxagoras  to  Aspasia 

191.  Aspasia  to  Anaxagoras     . 

192.  Aspasia  to  Pericles     . 

193.  Pericles  to  Aspasia          . 

194.  Aspasia  to  Pericles     . 

195.  Anaxagoras  to  Aspasia    . 

196.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

197.  Anaxagoras  to  Pericles    . 

198.  Pericles  to  Aspasia     .         . 

199.  Aspasia  to  Pericles 

200.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

201.  Cleone  to  Aspasia  . 

202.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

203.  Anaxagoras  to  Aspasia    . 

204.  Cleone  to  Aspasia       . 

205.  Anaxagoras  to  Aspasia     . 

206.  Anaxagoras  to  Aspasia      •  . 

207.  Anaxagoras  to  Aspasia     . 

208.  Alcibiades  to  Pericles 

209.  Alcibiades  to  Pericles 

210.  Pericles  to  Alcibiades 

211.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

212.  Anaxagoras  to  Aspasia 

213.  Alcibiades  to  Pericles 

214.  Aspasia  to  Alcibiades 

215.  Aspasia  to  Pericles 

216.  Pericles  to  Aspasia     .         . 

217.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

218.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

219.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

220.  Alcibiades  to  Pericles 


424 
ib. 


ib. 

ib. 
425 

ib. 

ib. 
426 
427 

ib. 
428 

ib. 
429 
432 

ib. 
433 

ib. 

ib. 
434 

ib. 

ib. 

ib. 

ib. 
435 


436 

ib. 
437 
438 

ib. 
439 

ib. 
440 

ib. 

ib. 
441 

ib. 
442 

ib. 

ib. 

ib. 
443 

ib. 

ib. 

ib. 
444 

ib. 

ib. 
445 

ib. 


CONTENTS. 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA,  Continued. 

221.  Pericles  to  Alcibiades 

222.  Alcibiades  to  Pericles 

223.  Alcibiades  to  Pericles 

224.  Pericles  to  Alcibiades 

225.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

226.  Cleone  to  Aspasia      . 

227.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

228.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

229.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 


446 
ib. 


447 

449 

ib. 

450 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA,  Continued. 

230.  Aspasia  to  Cleone 

231.  Aspasia  to  Cleone  . 

232.  Cleone  to  Aspasia 

233.  Aspasia  to  Pericles 

234.  Pericles  to  Aspasia 

235.  Pericles  to  Aspasia 

236.  Alcibiades  to  Aspasia . 

237.  Alcibiades  to  Aspasia 


IX 
PAGE 

451 

ib. 

452 

ib. 


ib. 
453 
454 


MINOR   PROSE   PIECES. 

Opinions  of  Caesar,  Cromwell,  Milton,  and 

Buonaparte    .         .         .        .         .     .  457 

A  Story  of  Santander      ....  460 

The  Death  of  Hofer           ....  465 

To  Cornelius  at  Munich           .         .         .  466 

A  Vision           .        .         .        .  ib 

The  Dream  of  Petrarca  .         .         .         .468 

Parable  of  Asabel      .         ....  469 

Jeribohaniah           .....  470 

POEMS. 

HELLENICS. 

1.  Thrasymedes  and  Euiioe  .         .         .  473 

2.  Drimacos         .         .         .                  .  474 

3.  Theron  and  Zoe  .         .         .        .     .  475 

4.  Dameetas  and  Ida     .         .         .         .476 

5.  Lysander,  Alcanor,  Phanoe  .         .     .  ib. 

6.  Hyperbion 477 

7.  Icarios  and  Erigone      .         .         .     .  ib. 

8.  The  Hamadryad       ....  482 

9.  Alciphron  and  Leucippe        .         .     .  481 

10.  Enallos  and  Cymodamcia  .  ib. 

11.  Iphigeneia  .         .         .         .         .     .  482 

12.  The  Death  of  Artcmidora          .         .  483 

13.  Menelaus  and  Helen  at  Troy        .     .  ib. 


POEMS — HELLENICS,  Continued. 
14.  Chrysaor 
15. 


GEBIR. 

First  Book     . 
Second  Book 
Third  Book  . 
Fourth  Book 
Fifth  Book    . 
Sixth  Book 
Seventh  Book 


ACTS  AND  SCENES. 
Count  Julian 
Andrea  of  Hungary    . 
Giovanna  of  Naples 
Fra  Rupert        .... 
The  Siege  of  Ancona 
Ines  de  Castro  .... 
Ippolito  di  Este 
Guzman  and  his  Son . 
The  Coronation 
Essex  and  Bacon 

Walter  Tyrrel  and  William  Rufus 
The  Parents  of  Luther 
Henry  VIII.  and  Anne  Boleyu 

MISCELLANEOUS 


.  484 

.     .  486 

.  488 

.  .  490 

.  492 

.  .  494 

.  496 

.  .  498 

.  500 

.  503 

.  .  524 

.  548 

.  .  564 

.  581 

.  .  598 

.  608 

.  .  610 

.  611 

.  .  612 

.  613 

.  .  615 

.  617 

619—676 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


SANDT  AND  KOTZEBUE. 


Sandt.  Generally  men  of  letters  in  our  days, 
contrary  to  the  practice  of  antiquity,  are  little 
fond  of  admitting  the  young  and  unlearned  into 
their  studies  or  their  society. 

Kotzebue.  They  should  rather  those  than  others. 
The  young  must  cease  to  be  young,  and  the  un- 
learned may  cease  to  be  unlearned.  According 
to  the  letters  you  bring  with  you,  sir,  there  is 
only  youth  against  you.  In  the  seclusion  of  a 
college  life,  you  appear  to  have  studied  with  much 
assiduity  and  advantage,  and  to  have  pursued 
no  other  courses  than  the  paths  of  wisdom. 

Sandt.  Do  you  approve  of  the  pursuit  ] 

Kotzebue.  Who  does  not  ? 

Sandt.  None,  if  you  will  consent  that  they 
direct  the  chase,  bag  the  game,  inebriate  some  of 
the  sportsmen,  and  leave  the  rest  behind  in  the 
slough.  May  I  ask  you  another  question  ? 

Kotzebue.  Certainly. 

Sandt.  Where  lie  the  paths  of  wisdom  ]  I  did 
not  expect,  my  dear  sir,  to  throw  you  back  upon 
your  chair.  I  hope  it  was  no  rudeness  to  seek 
information  from  you  ? 

Kotzebue.  The  paths  of  wisdom,  young  man, 
are  those  which  lead  us  to  truth  and  happiness. 

Sandt.  If  they  lead  us  away  from  fortune,,  from 
employments,  from  civil  and  political  utility ;  if 
they  cast  us  where  the  powerful  persecute,  where 
the  rich  trample  us  down,  and  where  the  poorer 
(at  seeing  it)  despise  us,  rejecting  our  counsel  and 
spurning  our  consolation ;  what  valuable  truth  do 
they  enable  us  to  discover,  or  what  rational  hap- 
piness to  expect  ?  To  say  that  wisdom  leads  to 
truth,  is  only  to  say  that  wisdom  leads  to  wisdom ; 
for  such  is  truth.  Nonsense  is  better  than  false- 
hood ;  and  we  come  to  that. 

Kotzebue.  How? 

Sandt.  No  falsehood  is  more  palpable  than  that 
wisdom  leads  to  happiness ;  I  mean  in  this  world; 
in  another  we  may  well  indeed  believe  that  the 
words  are  constructed  of  very  different  materials. 
But  here  we  are,  standing  on  a  barren  molehill 
that  crumbles  and  sinks  under  our  tread ;  here 


we  are,  and  show  me  from  hence,  Von  Kotzebue, 
a  discoverer  who  has  not  suffered  for  his  dis- 
covery, whether  it  be  of  a  world  or  of  a  truth, 
whether  a  Columbus  or  a  Galileo.  Let  us  come 
down  lower.  Show  me  a  man  who  has  detected 
the  injustice  of  a  law,  the  absurdity  of  a  tenet, 
the  malversation  of  a  minister  or  the  impiety  of 
a  priest,  and  who  has  not  been  stoned,  or  hanged, 
or  burnt,  or  imprisoned,  or  exiled,  or  reduced  to 
poverty.  The  chain  of  Prometheus  is  hanging 
yet  upon  his  rock,  and  weaker  limbs  writhe  daily 
in  its  rusty  links.  Who  then,  unless  for  others, 
would  be  a  darer  of  wisdom  1  And  yet,  how  full 
of  it  is  even  the  inanimate  world  ]  We  may  gather 
it  out  of  stones  and  straws.  Much  lies  within  the 
reach  of  all :  little  has  been  collected  by  the  wisest 
of  the  wise.  0  slaves  to  passion !  0  minions  to 
power !  ye  carry  your  own  scourges  about  you ;  ye 
endure  their  tortures  daily;  yet  ye  crouch  for 
more.  Ye  believe  that  God  beholds  you ;  ye  know 
that  he  will  punish  you,  even  worse  than  ye  punish 
yourselves ;  and  still  ye  lick  the  dust  where  the 
Old  Serpent  went  before  you. 

Kotzebue.  I  am  afraid,  sir,  you  have  formed  to 
yourself  a  romantic  and  strange  idea  both  of 
happiness  and  of  wisdom. 

Sandt.  I  too  am  afraid  it  may  be  so.  My  idea 
of  happiness  is,  the  power  of  communicating 
peace,  good-will,  gentle  affections,  ease,  comfort, 
independence,  freedom,  to  all  men  capable  of  them. 

Kotzebue.  The  idea  is,  truly,  no  humble  one. 

Sandt.  A  higher  may  descend  more  securely 
on  a  stronger  mind.  The  power  of  communicat- 
ing those  blessings  to  the  capable,  is  enough  for 
my  aspirations.  A  stronger  mind  may  exercise 
its  faculties  in  the  divine  work  of  creating  the 
capacity. 

Kotzebue.  Childish!  childish!  Men  have  crav- 
ings enow  already;  give  them  fresh  capacities, 
and  they  will  have  fresh  appetites.  Let  us  be 
contented  in  the  sphere  wherein  it  is  the  will  of 
Providence  to  place  us ;  and  let  us  render  our- 
selves useful  in  it  to  the  uttermost  of  our  power, 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


without  idle  aspirations  after  impracticable 
good 

Sandt.  0  sir !  you  lead  me  where  I  tremble  to 
step ;  to  the  haunts  of  your  intellect,  to  the  re- 
cesses  of  your  spirit  Alas !  alas !  how  small  and 
how  vacant  is  the  central  chamber  of  the  lofty 
pyramid  1 

Kotzfbue.  Is  this  to  me  ? 

Sandt.  To  you,  and  many  mightier.  Reverting 
to  your  own  words ;  could  not  you  yourself  have 
remained  in  the  sphere  you  were  placed  in  1 

Kotzebue.  What  sphere  ]  I  have  written  dramas 
and  novels  and  travels.  I  have  been  called  to 
the  Imperial  Court  of  Russia. 

Sandt.  You  sought  celebrity:  I  blame  not 
that  The  thick  air  of  multitudes  may  be  good 
for  some  constitutions  of  mind,  as  the  thinner  of 
solitudes  is  for  others.  Some  horses  will  not  run 
without  the  clapping  of  hands ;  others  fly  out  of 
the  course  rather  than  hear  it.  But  let  us  come 
to  the  point.  Imperial  courts !  What  do  they 
know  of  letters]  What  letters  do  they  coun- 
tenance, do  they  tolerate  ? 

Kotzebue.  Plays. 

Sandt.  Playthings. 

Kotzebue.  Travels. 

Sandt.  On  their  business.  0  ye  paviours  of 
the  dreary  road  along  which  their  cannon  rolls  for 
conquest!  my  blood  throbs  at  every  stroke  of 
your  rammers.  When  will  ye  lay  them  by  ? 

Kotzebue.  We  are  not  such  drudges. 

Sandt.  Germans !  Germans !  Must  ye  never 
have  a  rood  on  earth  ye  can  call  your  own,  in  the 
vast  inheritance  of  your  fathers  ? 

Kotztbue.  Those  who  strive  and  labor,  gain  it; 
and  many  have  rich  possessions. 

Sandt.  None ;  not  the  highest. 

Kotzebue.  Perhaps  you  may  think  them  inse- 
cure; but  they  are  not  lost  yet,  although  the 
rapacity  of  France  does  indeed  threaten  to  swal- 
low them  up.  But  her  fraudulence  is  more  to  be 
apprehended  than  her  force.  The  promise  of 
liberty  is  more  formidable  than  the  threat  of  ser- 
vitude. The  wise  know  that  she  never  will  bring 
us  freedom  ;  the  brave  know  that  that  she  never 
can  bring  us  thraldom.  She  herself  is  alike  im- 
patient of  both  ;  in  the  dazzle  of  arms  she  mis- 
takes the  one  for  the  other,  and  is  never  more 
agitated  than  in  the  midst  of  peace. 

Sandt.  The  fools  who  went  to  war  against  her, 
did  the  only  thing  that  could  unite  her;  and 
every  sword  they  drew  was  a  conductor  of  that 
lightning  which  fell  upon  their  heads.  But  we 
must  now  look  at  our  homes.  Where  there  is  no 
strict  union,  there  is  no  perfect  love ;  and  where 
no  perfect  love,  there  is  no  true  helper.  Are  you 
satisfied,  sir,  at  the  celebrity  and  the  distinctions 
you  have  obtained  1 

Kotzebue.  My  celebrity  and  distinctions,  if  I 
must  speak  of  them,  quite  satisfy  me.  Neither 
in  youth  nor  in  advancing  age,  neither  in  diffi- 
cult nor  in  easy  circumstances,  have  I  ventured  to 
proclaim  myself  the  tutor  or  the  guardian  of 
mankind. 


Sandt.  I  understand  the  reproof,  and  receive 
it  humbly  and  gratefully.  You  did  well  in  writ- 
ing the  dramas,  and  the  novels,  and  the  travels ; 
but,  pardon  my  question,  who  called  you  to  the 
courts  of  princes  in  strange  countries  ? 

Kotzebue.  They  themselves. 

Sandt.  They  have  no  more  right  to  take  you 
away  from  your  country,  than  to  eradicate  a  forest, 
or  to  subvert  a  church  in  it.  You  belong  to  the 
land  that  bore  you,  and  were  not  at  liberty  (if 
right  and  liberty  are  one,  and  unless  they  are,  they 
are  good  for  nothing),  you  were  not  at  liberty,  I 
repeat  it,  to  enter  into  the  service  of  an  alien. 

Kotzebue.  No  magistrate,  higher  or  lower,  for- 
bade me.  Fine  notions  of  freedom  are  these  ! 

Sandt.  A  man  is  always  a  minor  in  regard  to 
his  fatherland ;  and  the  servants  of  his  fatherland 
are  wrong  and  criminal  if  they  whisper  in  his 
ear  that  he  may  go  away,  that  he  may  work  in 
another  country,  that  he  may  ask  to  be  fed  in  it, 
and  that  he  may  wait  there  until  orders  and  tasks 
are  given  for  his  hands  to  execute.  Being  a  Ger- 
man, you  voluntarily  placed  yourself  in  a  position 
where  you  might  eventually  be  coerced  to  act 
against  Germans. 

Kotzebue.  I  would  not. 

Sandt.  Perhaps  you  think  so. 

Kotzebue.  Sir,  I  know  my  duty. 

Sandt.  We  all  do ;  yet  duties  are  transgressed, 
and  daily.  Where  the  will  is  weak  in  accepting, 
it  is  weaker  in  resisting.  Already  have  you  left 
the  ranks  of  your  fellow-citizens;  already  have 
you  taken  the  enlisting-money  and  marched  away. 

Kotzebue.  Phrases !  metaphors !  and  let  me 
tell  you,  M.  Sandt,  not  very  polite  ones.  You 
have  hitherto  seen  little  of  the  world,  and  you 
speak  rather  the  language  of  books  than  of  men. 

Sandt.  What !  are  books  written  by  some  crea- 
tures of  less  intellect  than  ours  1  I  fancied  them 
to  convey  the  language  and  reasonings  of  men. 
I  was  wrong,  and  you  are  right,  Von  Kotzebue  ! 
They  are,  in  general,  the  productions  of  such  as 
have  neither  the  constancy  of  courage  nor  the 
continuity  of  sense,  to  act  up  to  what  they  know 
to  be  right,  or  to  maintain  it,  even  in  words,  to 
the  end  of  their  lives.  You  are  aware  that  I  am 
speaking  now  of  political  ethics.  This  is  the 
worst  I  can  think  of  the  matter;  and  bad  enough 
is  this. 

Kotzebue.  You  misunderstand  me.  Our  con- 
duct must  fall  in  with  our  circumstances.  We 
may  be  patriotic,  yet  not  puritanical  in  our 
patriotism ;  not  harsh,  nor  intolerant,  nor  con- 
tracted. The  philosophical  mind  should  consider 
the  whole  world  as  its  habitation,  and  not  look 
so  minutely  into  it  as  to  see  the  lines  that  divide 
nations  and  governments ;  much  less  should  it 
act  the  part  of  a  busy  shrew,  and  take  pleasure 
in  giving  loose  to  the  tongue,  at  finding  things  a 
little  out  of  place. 

Sandt.  We  will  leave, the  shrew  where  we  find 
her :  she  certainly  is  better  with  the  comedian 
than  with  the  philosopher.  But  this  indistinct- 
ness in  the  moral  and  political  line  begets  indif- 


SANDT  AND  KOTZEBCTE. 


ference.  He  who  does  not  keep  his  own  country 
more  closely  in  view  than  any  other,  soon  mixes 
land  with  sea,  and  sea  with  air,  and  loses  sight  of 
everything,  at  last,  for  which  he  was  placed  in 
contact  with  his  fellow  men.  Let  us  unite,  if 
possible,  with  the  nearest :  let  usages  and  fami- 
liarities bind  us  :  this  being  once  accomplished, 
let  us  confederate  for  security  and  peace  with  all 
the  people  round,  particularly  with  people  of  the 
same  language,  laws,  and  religion.  We  pour  out 
wine  to  those  about  us,  wishing  the  same  fellow- 
ship and  conviviality  to  others :  but  to  enlarge 
the  circle  would  disturb  and  deaden  its  harmony. 
We  irrigate  the  ground  in  our  gardens  :  the  pub- 
lic road  may  require  the  water  equally :  yet  we 
give  it  rather  to  our  borders ;  and  first  to  those 
that  lie  against  the  house !  God  himself  did  not 
fill  the  world  at  once  with  happy  creatures :  he 
enlivened  one  small  portion  of  it  with  them,  and 
began  with  single  affections,  as  well  as  pure  and 
unmixed.  We  must  have  an  object  and  an  aim, 
or  our  strength,  if  any  strength  belongs  to  us,  will 
be  useless. 

Kotzebue.  There  is  much  good  sense  in  these 
remarks :  but  I  am  not  at  all  times  at  leisure  and 
in  readiness  to  receive  instruction.  I  am  old 
enough  to  have  laid  down  my  own  plans  of  life ; 
and  I  trust  I  am  by  no  means  deficient  in  the 
relations  I  bear  to  society. 

Sandt.  Lovest  thou  thy  children  ?  Oh !  my 
heart  bleeds !  But  the  birds  can  fly ;  and  the 
nest  requires  no  warmth  from  the  parent,  no 
cover  against  the  rain  and  the  wind. 

Kotzebue.  This  is  wildness:  this  is  agony. 
Your  face  is  laden  with  large  drops;  some  of 
them  tears,  some  not.  Be  more  rational  and 
calm,  my  dear  young  man  !  and  less  enthusiastic. 

Sandt.  They  who  will  not  let  us  be  rational, 
make  us  enthusiastic  by  force.  Do  you  love  your 
children  1  I  ask  you  again.  If  you  do,  you  must 
love  them  more  than  another  man's.  Only  they 
who  are  indifferent  to  all,  profess  a  parity. 

Kotzebue.  Sir !  indeed  your  conversation  very 
much  surprises  me. 

Sandt.  I  see  it  does:  you  stare,  and  would  look 
proud.  Emperors  and  kings,  and  all  but  maniacs, 
would  lose  that  faculty  with  me.  I  could  speedily 
bring  them  to  a  just  sense  of  their  nothingness, 
unless  their  ears  were  calked  and  pitched,  although 
I  am  no  Savonarola.  He  too  died  sadly  ! 

Kotzebue.  Amid  so  much  confidence  of  power, 
and  such  an  assumption  of  authority,  your  voice 
is  gentle,  almost  plaintive. 

Sandt.  It  should  be  plaintive.  Oh,  could  it  but 
be  persuasive ! 

Kotzebue.  Why  take  this  deep  interest  in  me  ? 
I  do  not  merit  nor  require  it.  Surely  anyone 
would  think  we  had  been  acquainted  with  each 
other  for  many  years. 

Sandt.  What !  should  I  have  asked  you  such  a 
question  as  the  last,  after  long  knowing  you  ] 

Kotzebue  (aside).  This  resembles  insanity. 

Sandt.  The  insane  have  quick  ears,  sir,  and 
sometimes  quick  apprehensions. 


Kotzebue.  I  really  beg  your  pardon. 

Sandt.  I  ought  not  then  to  have  heard  you,  and 
beg  yours.  My  madness  could  release  many  from 
a  worse ;  from  a  madness  which  hurts  them  griev- 
iously;  a  madness  which  has  been  and  will  be 
hereditary:  mine,  again  and  again  I  repeat  it, 
would  burst  asunder  the  strong  swathes  that  fasten 
them  to  pillar  and  post.  Sir !  sir !  if  I  entertained 
not  the  remains  of  respect  for  you,  in  your  domes- 
tic state,  I  should  never  have  held  with  you  this 
conversation.  Germany  is  Germany:  she  ought 
to  have  nothing  political  in  common  with  what  is 
not  Germany.  Her  freedom  and  security  now 
demand  that  she  celebrate  the  communion  of  the 
faithful.  Our  country  is  the  only  one  in  all  the 
explored  regions  on  earth  that  never  has  been  con- 
quered. Arabia  and  Russia  boast  it  falsely ; 
France  falsely ;  Eome  falsely.  A  fragment  off  the 
empire  of  Darius  fell  and  crushed  her:  Valen- 
tinian  was  the  footstool  of  Sapor,  and  Eome  was 
buried  in  Byzantium.  Boys  must  not  learn  this, 
and  men  will  not.  Britain,  the  wealthiest  and 
most  powerful  of  nations,  and,  after  our  own,  the 
most  literate  and  humane,  received  from  us  colonies 
and  laws.  Alas !  those  laws,  which  she  retains  as 
her  fairest  heritage,  we  value  not :  we  surrender 
them  to  gangs  of  robbers,  who  fortify  themselves 
within  walled  cities,  and  enter  into  leagues  against 
us.  When  they  quarrel,  they  push  us  upon  one 
another's  sword,  and  command  us  to  thank  God 
for  the  victories  that  enslave  us.  These  are  the 
glories  we  celebrate;  these  are  the  festivals  we 
hold,  on  the  burial-mounds  of  our  ancestors. 
Blessed  are  those  who  lie  under  them  !  blessed  are 
also  those  who  remember  what  they  were,  and 
call  upon  their  names  in  the  holiness  of  love. 

Kotzebue.  Moderate  the  transport  that  inflames 
and  consumes  you.  There  is  no  dishonour  in  a 
nation  being  conquered  by  a  stronger. 

Sandt.  There  may  be  great  dishonour  in  letting 
it  be  the  stronger;  great,  for  instance,  in  our  dis- 
union. 

Kotzebue.  We  have  only  been  conquered  by  the 
French  in  our  turn. 

Sandt.  No,  sir,  no :  we  have  not  been,  in  turn 
or  out.  Our  puny  princes  were  disarmed  by  pro- 
mises and  lies :  they  accepted  paper  crowns  from 
the  very  thief  who  was  sweeping  into  his  hat  their 
forks  and  spoons.  A  cunning  traitor  snared 
incautious  ones,  plucked  them,  devoured  them,  and 
slept  upon  their  feathers. 

Kotzebue.  I  would  rather  turn  back  with  you  to 
the  ancient  glories  of  our  country  than  fix  my 
attention  on  the  sorrowful  scenes  more  near  to  us. 
We  may  be  justly  proud  of  our  literary  men,  who 
unite  the  suffrages  of  every  capital,  to  the  exclu- 
sion of  almost  all  their  own. 

Sandt.  Many  Germans  well  deserve  this  honour, 
others  are  manger-fed  and  hirelings. 

Kotzebue.  The  English  and  the  Greeks  are  the 
only  nations  that  rival  us  in  poetry,  or  in  any 
works  of  imagination. 

Sandt.  While  on  this  high  ground  we  pretend 
to  a  rivalship  with  England  and  Greece,  can  we 

B  2 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


reflect  without  a  sinking  of  the  heart  on  our 
inferiority  in  political  and  civil  dignity?  Why 
are  we  lower  than  they  ?  Our  mothers  are  like 
their  mothers;  our  children  are  like  their  children; 
our  limbs  are  as  strong,  our  capacities  are  as 
enlarged ;  our  desire  of  improvement  in  the  arts 
and  sciences  is  neither  less  vivid  and  generous, 
nor  leas  temperate  and  well-directed.  The  Greeks 
were  under  disadvantages  which  never  bore  in  any 
degree  on  us;  yet  they  rose  through  them  vigor- 
ously and  erectly.  They  were  Asiatic  in  what 
ought  to  be  the  finer  part  of  the  affections ;  their 
women  were  veiled  and  secluded,  never  visited  the 
captive,  never  released  the  slave,  never  sat  by  the 
sick  in  the  hospital,  never  heard  the  child's  lesson 
repeated  in  the  school.  Ours  are  more  tender, 
compassionate,  and  charitable,  than  poets  have 
feigned  of  the  past,  or  prophets  have  announced  of 
the  future;  and,  nursed  at  their  breasts  and  edu- 
cated at  their  feet,  blush  we  not  at  our  degeneracy? 
The  most  indifferent  stranger  feels  a  pleasure  at 
finding,  in  the  worst-written  history  of  Spain,  her 
various  kingdoms  ultimately  mingled,  although 
the  character  of  the  governors,  and  perhaps  of  the 
governed,  is  congenial  to  few.  What  delight  then 
must  overflow  on  Europe,  from  seeing  the  mother 
of  her  noblest  nation  rear  again  her  venerable  head, 
and  bless  all  her  children  for  the  first  time  united ! 

Kotzebue.  I  am  bound  to  oppose  such  a  project. 

Sandt.  Say  not  so :  in  God's  name,  say  not  so. 

Kotzebue.  In  such  confederacy  I  see  nothing 
but  conspiracy  and  rebellion,  and  I  am  bound,  I 
tell  you  again,  sir,  to  defeat  it,  if  possible. 

Sandt.  Bound  !  I  must  then  release  you. 

Kotzebue.  How  should  you,  young  gentleman, 
release  me  ? 

Sandt.  May  no  pain  follow  the  cutting  of  the 
knot.  But  think  again :  think  better :  spare  me ! 


Kotzebue.  I  will  not  betray  you. 

Sandt.  That  would  serve  nobody:  yet,  if  in 
your  opinion  betraying  me  could  benefit  you  or 
your  family,  deem  it  no  harm ;  so  much  greater 
has  been  done  by  you  in  abandoning  the  cause  of 
Germany.  Here  is  your  paper;  here  is  your  ink. 

Kotzebue.  Do  you  imagine  me  an  informer  ? 

Sandt.  From  maxims  and  conduct  such  as 
yours,  spring  up  the  brood,  the  necessity,  and  the 
occupation  of  them.  There  would  be  none,  if 
good  men  thought  it  a  part  of  goodness  to  be  as 
active  and  vigilant  as  the  bad.  I  must  go,  sir  ! 
Return  to  yourself  in  time !  How  it  pains  me  to 
think  of  losing  you  !  Be  my  friend  ! 

Kotzebue.  I  would  be. 

Sandt.  Be  a  German ! 

Kotzebue.  I  am. 

Sandt,  (having  gone  out).  Perjurer  and  pro- 
faner  J  Yet  his  heart  is  kindly.  I  must  grieve  for 
him !  Away  with  tenderness  !  I  disrobe  him  of 
the  privilege  to  pity  me  or  to  praise  me,  as  he 
would  have  done  had  I  lived  of  old.  Better  men 
shall  do  more.  God  calls  them :  me  too  he  calls : 
I  will  enter  the  door  again.  May  the  greater 
sacrifice  bring  the  people  together,  and  hold  them 
evermore  in  peace  and  concord.  The  lesser  victim 
follows  willingly.  (Enters  again.) 

Turn !  die  !  (strikes.) 

Alas  !  alas !  no  man  ever  fell  alone.  How  many 
innocent  always  perish  with  one  guilty !  and 
writhe  longer ! 

Unhappy  children!  I  shall  weep  for  you  else- 
where. Some  days  are  left  me.  In  a  very  few 
the  whole  of  this  little  world  will  lie  between  us. 
I  have  sanctified  in  you  the  memory  of  your  father. 
Genius  but  reveals  dishonour,  commiseration 
covers  it 


THE  CARDINAL-LEGATE  ALBANI  AND  PICTURE-DEALERS. 

MARCHKSK  SCAMPA,  CONTE  BIANCHERIA,  SIQNOR  CORAZZA,  CARDINAL-LEGATE  ALBANI. 


Legate.  Most  illustrious  Signer  Marchese !  I 
grieve  deeply  to  have  incommoded  you.  Most 
illustrious  Signor  Conte  Cesare!  I  am  sorry  to 
have  caused  you  any  disturbance.  Most  esteemed, 
prized,  and  ornamented  Signor  Corazza!  I  feel 
somewhat  of  uneasiness  at  requiring  your  attend- 
ance. 

Scampa.  Your  Eminence  may  dispose  of  me 
purely  at  Her  pleasure. 

Biancheria*  I  am  your  Eminence's  most  obse- 
quious, most  devoted,  and  most  humble  servant. 

Corazza.  I  kiss  the  sacred  hem  of  her  purple, 
humbly  inclining  myself. 

Legate.  On  my  faith,  Signors !  a  pretty  piece 
of  pastry  yon  have  been  making  !  A  fine  embroil- 
ment !  on  my  body ! 

Scampa.  Eminence  !  all  men  have  had  their 
embroilments. 


Biancheria.  Pieces  of  pastry  all  men  have 
made,  Eminence  ! 

Legate.  Signors!  I  fear  these  will  stick  upon 
your  fingers  some  time  yet,  although  I  pray  God 
you  may,  with  his  help,  wash  yourselves  clean. 

Scampa.  We  are  in  his  hands. 

Biancheria.  .  .  And  your  Eminence's. 

Scampa.  I  meant  Hers  all  the  while. 

Corazza.  Surely;  securely!  I  am  in  Hers,  the 
whole  of  me. 

Legate.  'Tis  well.  Now  in  the  name  of  Domi- 
nedio,  most  gentle  sirs,  how  could  you  play  these 
tricks?  What  doings  are  these  !  I  accuse  you  of 
nothing :  I  am  convinced  you  are  innocent,  most 
innocent,  more  than  most  innocent.  And  yet, 
diamene  !  they  will  have  it  otherwise. 
Scampa.  God  and  your  Eminence  with  us,  our 
uprightness  is  not  to  be  disputed. 


THE  CARDINAL-LEGATE  ALBANI  AND  PICTURE-DEALERS. 


Biancheria.  We  know  what  we  know  :  we  are 
what  we  are  :  we  can  tell  them  that.  Let  them 
mind  it.  What  says  Signor  Marchese?  Do  I 
speak  well  1 

Scampa.  True ;  most  true ;  Signor  Conte  ! 
always  under  the  correction  of  his  Eminence. 

Legate.  Forasmuch  as  I  have  understanding  in 
me,  there  are  not  two  honester  gentlemen  in  Bo- 
logna. Very  old  houses  !  vastly  rich  heretofore  : 
rich  still.  Honey  does  not  run  from  the  pot  with- 
out leaving  some  against  the  sides ;  ay,  Signor 
Marchese  1 

(Aside.)  It  sticks  hard ;  but  I  have  a  spoon 
that  will  scrape  it. 

You  appear  to  be  incommoded  by  a  cough, 
Signor  Marchese  !  Will  my  snuff-box  relieve  it  1 

Scampa.  Infinite  thanks,  Eminence !  immortal 
condescension !  It  would  cure  Cairo  :  it  would 
have  stopt  the  seven  plagues  of  Egypt. 

Legate.  Signor  Conte !  we  are  coming  to  the 
business.  Pardon  my  habits  of  despatch  !  Only 
be  explicit ;  be  clear :  I  must  do  my  duty :  I  may 
be  lenient.  Much  is  left  to  my  judgment  and 
discretion;  and  you  noble  personages  are  the 
very  last  in  the  world  who  would  wish  to  lead  it 
astray,  or  make  it  harsh. 

An  English  gentleman,  with  more  earnestness 
than  .  .  . 

All  at  once.  As  usual  with  the  nation. 

Legate.  .  .  has  applied  to  me  personally. 

Scampa.  Personally  !  to  a  Porporato  ! 

Biancheria.  Personally  !  to  a  Cardinal-Legate  ! 

Corazza.  Ohibo  !  Personally !  to  an  Eminence 
of  Holy  Church !  with  a  maggiorduomo,  four 
cooks,  six  chaplains,  and  (Sant  Antonio)  the  six 
finest  mules  in  all  the  Patrimony !  Cospetto  !  the 
heretic ! 

Legate.  So  it  is :  by  letter  to  me,  I  mean. 

All.  Letter !  more  and  more  presumptuous  ! 

Scampa.  No  preliminary ! 

Biancheria.  Secretary,  even  secretary,  had  been 
too  high.  Maestro  di  casa,  maestro  di  scuderia, 
cameriere,  page,  porter,  or  any  other  dignitary  of 
the  household,  might  have  received  it  in  the  first 
instance,  under  the  form  of  supplication.  But 
letter !  letter !  letter !  my  head  turns  round 
with  it. 

Scampa.  Carbonaro ! 

Corazza.  Giovane  Italia !  disguised  as  an  En- 
glishman. 

Scampa.  Eminence !  we  are  gallant  men,  men 
of  honour,  men  of  garb,  and  Her  most  obsequi- 
ous. Some  regards  are  due  to  persons  of  dis- 
tinction. Why  should  he  trouble  your  Eminence 
with  his  concerns  ?  petty  matters  !  trifles !  trivial- 
ities !  Law  indeed  to  an  Englishman  is  like  his 
native  air  :  he  flies  to  it  as  he  flies  to  his  ship ; 
he  loses  his  appetite  if  he  misses  it :  and  he  never 
thinks  he  has  enough  of  it  until  it  has  fairly  stript 
him  and  begins  to  lie  heavy  on  his  stomach.  It  is 
his  tea,  his  plum-pudding,  his  punch,  his  nightcap. 

Legate.  Happy !  if  he  can  throw  it  off  so  easily 
when  he  wakens.  Law  in  England  ought  to  be 
in  capital  condition,  if  exercise  can  accomplish  it. 


Biancheria.  There  are  common  laws  and  com- 
mon lawyers  in  Bologna,  blessed  be  his  Holiness ! 
And  nothing  new  about  them,  nothing  wild  and 
extravagant,  nothing  visionary.  They  are  an- 
cient and  awful  as  our  Garisenda,  and,  like  Gari- 
senda,  lean  toward  the  inhabitants. 

Scampa.  Talk  of  patriotism  !  this  I  call  patriot- 
ism. We  can  buy  injustice  of  any  tribunal  in 
Italy,  and  at  a  reasonable  price  :  it  would  be  hard 
indeed  if  we  can  not  buy  justice  for  a  little  more, 
in  proportion  to  the  rarity,  and  if  we  are  forced 
to  go  beyond  our  native  country  for  this  greatest 
benefit  of  a  paternal  government.  I  should  be 
sorry  to  prefer  any  on  earth  to  my  own  Bologna, 
blest  as  it  is  with  the  rule  and  guidance  of  the 
Prince  of  the  Apostles,  but  more  immediately 
under  his  delegate  the  Holiness  of  our  Lord,  Leo 
the  Twelfth,  now  sitting  and  reigning,  and  wor- 
thily and  plenarily  represented  by  your  Emi- 
nence. But,  Eminence !  (pardon  me  if  I  sob 
aloud  and  beat  my  breast  at  saying  it)  there  are 
countries,  yes,  there  are  countries  in  our  Italy, 
where  insolent  Englishmen  are  thrown  utterly 
into  the  shade,  their  audacity  rising  beyond  en- 
durance. One  of  them,  believe  me,  had  the 
temerity  to  take  the  wall  of  Don  Neri  Corsini,  a 
Roman  prince,  a  prime  minister.  Nobly  and 
worthily  did  his  Highness  treat  this  sacrilege. 

Legate.  I  am  uninterested  in  the  event :  excuse 
my  interruption. 

Scampa.  Condescend  to  listen.  '  The  proud 
Englishman  had  bought  a  villa  and  a  couple  of 
farms  under  Fiesole ;  rooting  up  olives,  cutting 
down  vines,  the  madman !  A  Frenchman  was 
his  neighbour.  He  had  a  right  to  the  waste 
water  of  the  proud  Englishman's  fountain.  The 
proud  Englishman,  in  his  spite  and  malignity, 
not  only  shaved  every  morning,  and  ordered  all 
his  men  servants,  to  the  number  of  five,  to  shave 
also  just  as  frequently,  but  he  washed  his  hands 
and  face  several  times  in  the  day,  and  especially 
at  that  season  when  water  is  most  wanted.  In 
like  manner  did  all  his  children,  four  of  them  ; 
and  all  four  bathed:  all  four,  Eminence!  all 
four !  every  day  !  the  malignant  father  setting 
them  the  example. 

Legate.  Heretics  and  Turks  are  much  addicted 
to  bathing.  It  might  be  superstition,  or  it  might 
be  an  idea  of  cleanliness.  The  English  are  mali- 
cious one  against  another,  almost  universally,  but 
toward  foreigners  there  appears  to  be  more  con- 
temptuousness  than  malice. 

Scampa.  Your  Eminence  has  the  eye  upon 
the  key-hole,  and  sees  the  whole  chamber.  Pride 
and  malice,  the  right  side  and  the  left  side  of  the 
Devil,  constitute  the  Englishman.  0  the  perse- 
cutor !  This,  the  very  worst  of  them  all,  except- 
ing the  wretch  who  would,  in  the  presence  of 
your  Eminence,  deflower  the  fair  fame  of  innocent 
men  like  me,  this  one  committed  the  injury 
through  wanton  extravagance,  shaving,  wash- 
ing, bathing,  beside  watering  two  hundred  orange, 
lemon,  citron  trees,  and  then  laurels  and  myrtles 
and  rhododendrons  and  magnolias,  and  fantas- 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


tical  outlandish  flowers  innumerable.  No  wonder 
there  was  little  waste  water.  The  Frenchman 
cited  him  before  the  tribunals.  At  first  they 
favored  the  Englishman,  as  was  intended.  The 
Frenchman,  as  Frenchmen  always  do,  shifted  his 
ground  a  little,  and  won  the  second  cause.  In 
the  third  the  Englishman  had  his  turn,  to  prove 
the  fairness  of  processes  in  Tuscany.  Then  a 
couple  of  the  judges  were  persuaded  to  see  their 
error,  and  voted  on  the  contrary  side.  Presently 
more  had  their  eyes  opened  for  them.  In  vain 
did  the  proud  Englishman  hold  in  contempt  the 
variations  of  the  opponent  and  the  judges :  in 
vain,  over  and  over,  did  he  offer  tenfold  the  value 
of  the  water,  supposing  the  water  was  the  thing 
wanted,  which  the  Frenchman  had  delared  he 
never  cared  about,  having  plenty  on  each  side  of 
his  house.  No,  this  would  never  serve  the  pur- 
pose of  those  who  patted  him  on  the  back.  His 
suit  assumed  a  somewhat  different  form,  term 
after  term,  otherwise  it  could  not  easily  have 
been  so  protracted.  Nothing  was  now  left  for 
the  proud  Englishman  but  appeal  to  the  last  re- 
sort ;  but,  just  before  the  defection  of  the  two 
favorable  judges  was  decided  on  and  arranged, 
the  Court  of  Appeal  in  the  last  resort  was  pur- 
posely suppressed.  Such  was  the  fate  of  the 
proud  Englishman  and  his  waste  water. 

Legate.  I  hope,  Signer  Marchese,  that  the  mat- 
ter ends  here ;  for  you  must  remember  that  I 
have  other  business  in  hand. 

Scampa.  Patience,  Eminence,  patience !  It 
does  not  end  here,  nor  could  it  reasonably.  This 
arrogant  infuriated  man,  this  devastator  of  vines 
and  olives,  this  substituter  of  grass  and  moss  for 
cabbages  and  onions,  was  sentenced  to  construct 
with  efficient  masonry  a  competent  reservoir  in 
front  and  within  ten  paces  of  his  hall-door.  Such 
a  sentence,  if  such  a  sentence  had  been  possible 
against,  a  noble  Tuscan,  would  have  broken  the 
heart  of  Conte  Gherardesca,  the  late  proprietor, 
although  he  resided  there  but  seldom,  and  enjoyed 
but  few  perhaps  of  the  cabbages  and  onions  so 
unworthily  supplanted.  Just  punishment  for  this 
overbearing  pertinacious  Englishman !  reminding 
him  for  ever  of  what  is  due  to  a  Roman  prince 
and  prime  minister ;  such  a  diplomatist  that  he 
had  the  honour  of  serving  both  his  native  sove- 
reign the  Granduke  Ferdinand  and  the  Em- 
peror Napoleon  at  the  same  time,  enjoying  the 
countenance  of  each,  unsuspected  by  the  other. 
And  a  shining  countenance  it  was.  Faith  of 
Bacchus !  it  was  an  omelet  well  fried  on  each 
side,  and  enough  of  it  to  fatten  a  Carthusian. 

Legate.  To  what  does  this  tend,  Signer  Mar- 
chese ? 

Scampa.  It  tends,  Eminence,  to  prove  satis- 
factorily the  small  regard  entertained  for  English- 
men in  other  quarters  of  our  Italy :  it  tends  to 
prove,  above  all  things,  their  contempt  of  digni- 
ties, and  how  easily,  by  the  grace  of  your  Emi- 
nence, they  may  be  disappointed  in  their  extrava- 
gant recourse  to  litigation.  The  litigant  was  con- 
demned to  a  series  of  lawsuits  for  nine  years, 


with  more  variations  than  ever  were  composed 
by  Rossini.  It  was  decided  from  the  beginning 
that  some  should  be  won  and  some  lost,  and  that 
at  last  all  the  costs  should  be  cast  upon  this 
proud  Englishman.  The  whole  property  of  his 
adversary  amounts  not  to  the  sum  expended  in 
the  maintenance  of  what  he  presumed  to  call  his 
rights :  a  favorite  word,  Eminence,  with  those 
islanders.  Ue  was  a  true  Englishman,  unbending 
to  authority,  repulsive  to  rank,  and  bearing  an 
abominable  dash  of  charcoal  on  his  shoulders, 
black,  black  as  Satanasso.  He  would  not  have 
gained  his  lawsuit  even  if  he  had  consented  to 
pay  down  the  fair  market-price,  which  his  proud 
stomach  would  never  do.  But  we  are  ready,  Emi- 
nence, we  are  ready;  for  no  men  alive  observe 
more  strictly  the  usages  of  their  fathers.  We 
hate  revolutionary  notions,  we  hate  false  doc- 
trines :  honour  and  religion,  and  love  of  our 
neighbour,  is  our  motto. 

Legate.  I  wish  so  great  a  hardship  had  befallen 
no  better  man  than  the  person  you  describe  :  but, 
remember,  I  am  not  sitting  here  to  examine  the 
merits  of  his  case.  We  have  our  own  laws. 

Scampa.  I  call  that  a  happy  country  whose 
law  is  as  movable  as  Easter,  and  as  managable 
and  pleasant  as  the  Carnival.  If  it  is  not  so  in 
the  states  of  the  Church,  where  upon  earth  ought 
it  to  be  ?  I  pay  to  His  Holiness  fifteen  Roman 
crowns  yearly,  for  dispensation  to  eat  flesh  in 
Lent.* 

Legate.  You  seem  strong  and  healthy,  most 
Illustrious  ! 

Scampa.  Under  the  blessing  of  heaven,  by 
paying  the  fifteen  crowns  I  continue  so.  If  all 
would  do  the  same  their  sins  would  fall  off  them 
as  the  scales  fall  from  a  leper.  Ling  may  help 
to  lift  a  man  out  of  Purgatory;  but  Roman 
crowns,  legitimate  and  unclipt,  can  alone  pave 
the  way  to  Paradise.  I  am  no  niggard,  no  Eng- 
lishman :  right  well  do  I  know,  and  more 
especially  do  I  acknowledge,  that  His  Holiness  is 
not  only  an  apostle,  but  a  prince,  and  that  His 
dignity  is  to  be  duly  supported  by  all  true  Chris- 
tians. I  glory  in  being  one ;  and  God  forbid  I 
should  ever  be  so  straitened  in  circumstances  for 
want  of  protection,  as  to  cry  out  for  an  abate- 
ment. In  Tuscany  the  judges  will  hear  reason, 
when  the  wand  of  the  apparitor  is  tipped  with 
gold  and  the  litigant  speaks  in  French.  It  is 
better  he  should  speak  it  first  to  Don  Neri,  who 
understands  it  perfectly. 

Legate.  I  do  entreat  you,  Signer  Marchese,  to 
come  at  once  to  the  point. 

Scampa.  I  would  gladly,  triumphantly,  ex- 
tatically,  shed  the  last  drop  of  my  blood  for  His 
Holiness ;  but,  ohibo !  what  is  all  a  man's  blood 
worth  when  it  is  robbed  of  its  vital  heat,  of  its 
menestra,  its  fry,  and  its  roast1?  I  am  a  good  sub- 
ject, a  good  Catholic,  true,  faithful,  vigilant ;  I  am 
a  gallant  man,  a  brave  man ;  but  I  have  my  fears. 


*  A.  family,  however  healthy,  may  obtain  it  at  that 
price,  and  some  very  pious  ones  do. 


THE  CARDINAL-LEGATE  ALBANI  AND  PICTURE-DEALERS. 


There  are  carbonari  everywhere  :  there  is  carbon 
under  the  chair  of  His  Holiness.  A  hard  blow, 
an  angry  breath,  a  humiliating  indignity,  a  cruel 
unpaternal  .  .  what  am  I  saying]  what  am  I 
thinking  of  ]  .  .  may  .  .  mercy  upon  usJ  may 
.  .  0  holy  Virgin  avert  it !  may,  alas !  set  his 
footstool  in  such  a  blaze,  ay,  footstool  and  canopy, 
purple  and  triple  crown,  as  all  the  tears  of  your 
Eminence,  and  of  the  devoted  servant  at  your 
feet,  would  be  insufficient  to  extinguish. 

Legate.  What  would  you  have,  gentlemen  ] 

Biancheria.  Eminence !  we  do  not  ask  more 
for  ourselves,  who  are  Italians,  than  was  gra- 
ciously conceded  to  a  foreigner. 

Legate.  The  French  have  it  always  in  their 
power  to  do  a  great  deal  of  mischief ;  and  such  is 
their  natural  disposition.  The  tiger  in  his  cage 
is  just  as  restless  as  in  his  wilderness,  and  his 
keeper  must  now  and  then  humour  him. 

Biancheria.  We  ask  to  be  protected  from  no 
Frenchman  upon  earth,  which  would  be  beyond 
any  reasonable  hope,  but  only  from  our  accursed 
Englishman,  who,  by  his  pertinacity  and  obdu- 
racy, has  proved  himself  to  be  made  of  the  same 
paste  as  the  other,  and  drawn  out  of  the  same 
oven.  Like  the  other,  he  would  rather  put  in 
jeopardy  three  thousand  crowns  than  distribute 
a  few  hundreds  in  charity  among  the  faithful  do- 
mestics of  your  Eminence,  and  their  virtuous 
wives  and  amiable  children.  What  hearts,  ahime ! 
what  hearts  these  English  carry  with  them  about 
Italy  !  In  fact,  Eminence,  an  Englishman  closes 
his  fist  on  these  occasions  as  firmly  as  if  he  were 
boxing.  The  main  difference  is,  that  on  these  if 
he  is  beaten  he  has  the  folly  to  complain,  whereas 
on  the  other  he  would  be  silent  if  you  had  beaten 
him  half  into  a  mummy.  Knock  out  an  eye,  and 
he  gives  you  his  hand ;  mistake  a  picture  in  sell- 
ing it  to  him,  and  he  delivers  you  over  to  the  ex3- 
cutioner. 

Scampa.  If  not  quite  that,  he  makes  you  give 
back  the  money;  and  thus,  blemishing  your 
honour,  he  leaves  an  incurable  wound  in  the  very 
centre  of  the  heart. 

Legate.  Gently,  good  Signer  Marchese !  such 
hard  thumps  on  the  exterior  may  produce  an 
effect  no  less  fatal.  I  should  apprehend  ossifi- 
cation and  aneurism.  We  must  bear  with  human 
infirmity.  All  nations  have  their  customs,  all  in- 
dividuals their  privileges  and  foibles.  As  the 
English  fight  best  upon  the  ocean,  it  is  probable 
and  presumable  that  they  see  best  with  their 
heads  under  water ;  which  opinion  some  of  the 
pictures  bought  by  them  on  dry  land,  at  enormous 
prices,  for  their  national  gallery,  seem  to  confirm. 
Certainly  they  little  know  our  usages :  but  they 
know  incomparably  more  about  theoretical  law 
than  about  its  practical  administration.  Per- 
haps, as  you  suggest,  they  are  somewhat  too  indif- 
ferent to  the  deferential  delicacy  of  its  domestic 
courtesies.  Knowing  the  weaknesses  to  which, 
as  children  of  Adam,  we  all  are  liable,  I  would 
not  animadvert  on  them  severely,  nor  prejudge 
them.  True  it  is,  the  Frenchman  is  more  soci- 


able at  all  times,  and  more  amiable  at  most :  and 
if  there  are  seasons  when  he  must  inevitably 
swear  and  fight,  we  may  charitably  believe  that 
he  follows  the  law  of  his  nature  in  so  doing; 
that  God  made  him  so  ;  and  we  must  take  him 
as  we  find  him.  And  we  shall  the  more  readily 
do  this,  if  we  remark  his  perfect  ease  and  in- 
difference what  he  swears  to,  and  what  he  fights 
for. 

Biancheria.  For  my  part,  I  have  no  complaint 
to  make  against  him  :  no  Frenchman  ever  carried 
off  any  of  my  pictures. 

Legate.  Signer  Conte!  keep  your  own  secret. 
Do  not  imply,  as  your  speech  would  do,  that 
you  never  had  any  worth  carrying  off. 

Corazza.  Our  Italy  would  rise  up  in  arms 
against  the  despoiler  and  deflowerer.  Your 
Eminence  would  issue  a  rescript,  an  ordi- 
nance :  we  are  safe.  Ah,  Signer  Conte !  not 
without  an  inspiration  did  you  remind  his  Emi- 
nence of  our  Garisenda,  and  her  maternal  leaning 
toward  us.  Signer  Conte  and  Signer  Marchese 
would  melt  Saint  Peter  and  persuade  Saint 
Thomas,  when  they  were  stubbornest.  I  am  ready 
to  weep. 

Legate.  At  what,  Signer  Corazza  ? 

Corazza.  Ca!  at  what]  it  lies  beyond  expres- 
sion. 

Legate.  Well,  in  this  article  of  weeping  we  per- 
haps may  help  you. 

Corazza  (aside).  Per  Bacco !  it  grows  serious ! 

Legate.  The  foreigner  threatens  .  . 

All.  The  assassin ! 

Legate.  .  .  to  send  the  Process  before  the 
Ruota  Criminale  at  Rome,  first  submitting  it  to 
the  Pontifical  Chancery. 

Scampa.  Chancery !  we  are  fresh  eggs ;  we  are 
live  oysters;  we  are  swallowed  up;  the  Day  of 
Judgment  can  not  piece  us  again  !  If  anything 
reasonable  had  been  offered,  then  indeed  who 
knows  ]  Eminence !  only  hear  the  Englishman's 
proposals!  That  the  pictures  should  be  sent 
back ;  true,  at  the  purchaser's  charge ;  but  what 
compensation  for  losing  the  sight  of  our  pictures! 
Pictures  that  have  been  hanging  in  our  palaces 
from  time  immemorial ;  pictures  that  have  made 
men,  women,  and  children,  stand  breathless  under 
them;  pictures  that  at  last  were  given  to  the 
Englishman  at  his  own  price ;  for  he  would  not 
listen  to  reason.  I  told  him  I  had  a  presentiment 
of  heartbreaking :  I  clasped  my  hands :  I  lifted  up 
my  eyes  imploringly  to  the  ceiling,  until  my  sighs 
carried  down  a  cobweb  from  a  highth  of  twelve 
braccie,  and  almost  blinded  me.  I  made  no  com- 
plaint ;  I  bring  no  action  for  damages.  There  is 
one  Scampa  in  the  world;  only  one;  here  he 
stands. 

Biancheria.  Think!  figure  it!  Eminence!  he 
offered  us  our  pictures  again,  with  only  one-half 
of  the  money!  Could  a  Jew  do  worse  ?  The  Pon- 
tifical Chancery  and  the  Ruota  Criminale  would 
never  tribulate  gallant  men  in  this  guise.  We 
must  go  to  Rome  with  sacks  in  our  great  coats : 
and  the  judges  there  can  smell  silver  from  gold 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


through  a  Russia-leather  portmanteau,  mix  it  as 
you  will.  Here  in  Bologna  the  judges  are  our 
neighbours,  and  act  like  neighbours.  No  pride 
no  fastidiousness :  they  have  patience  and  hear 
reason.  Only  one  word  from  your  Eminence,  urn 
all  stands  well. 

Legate.  Reason  too  is  heard  at  Rome. 
Scampa.  It  goes  by  the  Diligence  to  the  bank 
er's,  and  (Santa  Maria !)  makes  but  a  short 
there. 

Biancheria.  Yes,  Eminence !  at  Rome  too  t 
hear  reason  and  have  patience  :  but  they  require 
more  reason  from  us,  and  more  patience.  Sacks 
Eminence !  sacks  and  sacks,  Eminence !  extermi 
nated  mountains !  Mexico,  Peru,  Cordilleras ! 

Corazza.    Is  money  chaff,  Signer  Marchese 
Signor  Conte !  is  money  swept  off  with  the  bearc 
and  suds  at  the  barber's?    To  me  it  does  not 
seem  so.    I  am  a  poor  man,  but  honest.    I  work 
I  work  hard  ;  ca  !  if  anyone  knew  it ! 

Legate.  At  what  do  you  work,  most  respectable 
Signor  Corazza,  my  most  worshipful  master  ' 

Corazza.  At  my  business ;  day  after  day ;  all 
day  long.  O  the  life !  to  gain  a  crown-piece  after 
years  and  years,  and  many  and  many !  To  stand 
and  stand,  and  sigh  and  sigh,  with  my  hands 
before  me ;  now  straight  down,  no*  across ;  sad 
variety !  Now  looking  at  one  Virgin,  now  at 
another;  now  at  this  Bambino,  now  at  that; 
never  minding  me ;  tiring  my  heart  and  tearing 
it,  and  gnawing  it,  summer  and  winter,  spring 
and  autumn ;  while  others  are  in  villa !  hosiers 
and  hatters,  who  can  not  distinguish  a  picture 
from  a  counterpane,  a  Porporato  from,  a  Pievano. 
Ca !  and  these  people  get  more  money  than  they 
can  spend :  what  livers  and  brains  !  what  capons ! 
what  trout !  Their  wine  comes  from  twenty  miles 
off;  cospetto !  One  keeps  his  civetta,  another  his 
billiard-table,  another  his  .  .  what  not!  Here 
am  I !  no  wine,  no  billiard,  no  pallone,  no  laugh- 
ing, no  noise  !  The  very  carts  in  the  streets 
grumble  to  be  in  it  at  such  a  season.  All  I  possess 
of  the  country  is  a  grillo  in  a  cage  of  straw.  The 
blessed  Saint  who  lost  her  eyes . .  if  she  can  be  said 
to  have  lost  them  when  she  carried  them  in  a 
dish  . .  suffered  less  than  mine  did  when  I  lost  my 
Guide. 

Legate.  Have  you  nothing  of  the  kind  remain- 
ing? 

Corazza.  Providence  never  abandons  the  faith- 
ful. A  Ludovico  .  .  pure,  sincere,  intact;  purest, 
sincerest,  intactest  .  .  but  alas !  no  menestra  in 
pentola ;  no  more  menestra  than  if  there  were  no 
rice-ground  in  Lombardy.  This  I  call  enduring 
fatigue,  Signor  Marchese !  This  I  call  sweating, 
Signor  Conte !  This  I  call  tribulation,  Eminence ! 
Your  Eminence  can  feel  all  this  for  us  poor  people 
in  the  trade.  Look  now !  look  now !  only  look ! 
Here  comes  an  Englishman  to  the  Pelican;  a 
milord ;  a  real  milord  of  London.  The  fame  of 
the  finest  pieces  in  the  world  reaches  him  on  the 
steps ;  not  mine ;  I  do  not  say  mine ;  but  the 
pieces  of  Signor  Marchese  and  Signor  Conte,  rim- 
bombing  through  the  universe.  He  hardly  asks 


for  dinner :  Signor  Perotti,  Signor  Flavio,  your 
Eminence  must  know  him,  padrone  of  the  Pelican, 
says,  "Leave  that  to  me."  Now  Signor  Flavio 
speaks  English  as  well  as  milord  Beron  or  milord 
Scacchesperro.  "  Do  you  want  cash,  sir  ]  I  will 
take  any  bill  upon  London,  two  months,  three 
months."  0  the  ingratitude  of  the  canaglia! 
The  pictures  are  given;  thrown  away,  (do  I 
speak  well,  Signor  Marchese  ?),  packed  up,  sealed 
at  the  custom-house,  sent  off;  Signor  Flavio  goes 
along  with  them,  loses  his  business,  his  rest,  his 
peace  of  mind,  crosses  the  Appennines,  as  Annibal 
did,  and  reaches  Florence,  eviscerated,  exossated, 
with  nine  great  packages !  nine !  the  treasures  of 
Bologna ' 

Biancheria.  We  lie  near  the  woods,  or  we  never 
could  have  given  the  empty  cases  for  the  money 
we  gave  the  pictures  at. 

Scampa.  I  doubt,  after  all,  whether  they  will 
cover  the  carpenter's  bill. 

Corazza.  Be  tranquil,  Signor  Marchese !  I  have 
calculated  that  they  certainly  will,  if  he  waits  (as 
usual)  a  reasonable  while  for  the  payment. 

Scampa.  It  was  a  great  inconvenience  to  me :  I 
made  a  great  sacrifice :  I  thought  of  building  a 
palace  with  the  planks.  Will  your  Eminence  just 
look  over  the  ground-plan  ] 

Legate.  Prodigiously  magnificent  elevation ! 
Blessed  Saints ! 

Scampa.  One  might  imagine  that  a  little  of  the 
timber  would  be  left.  Quite  the  contrary.  I  have 
ruined  the  way  through  my  estate  by  the  carriage 
of  supplementary  loads ;  and  I  should  not  have 
regretted  it  if  I  could  have  given  satisfaction.  I 
am  ready  to  do  the  like  again  for  anyone  who 
thinks  more  liberally. 

BiancJieria.  It  must  be  by  particular  favour, 
and  with  strong  recommendations,  that  an  En- 
glishman ever  enters  my  house  again.  My  stock 
of  timber  was  small :  however,  if  it  had  pleased 
His  Beatitude  the  Holiness  of  our  Lord  to  equip 
a  galley  or  two  against  the  Turks  or  Greeks,  I  had 
wherewithall  at  his  service.  Now,  now  indeed, 
not  a  stick  is  left  me !  not  a  thorn,  not  a  dead  leaf 
on  the  floor :  the  packages  took  all. 

Corazza.  Men  of  humble  condition  must  be 
cautious  in  their  resentments.  My  temper  is  for- 
giving; my  heart  is  large;  I  am  ready  to  press 
my  enemy  to  it  again  when  he  sees  his  error. 

Legate.  He  fancies  he  has  already  seen  it,  my 
most  ornamented  friend  and  worthy  patron  !  His 
correspondent  at  Florence  assures  me,  on  the 
.uthority  of  the  whole  Academy,  that  he  has  been 
lefrauded. 

BiancJieria.  If  this  gentleman  is  a  gentleman 
of  the  law,  he  may  lie  legally:  but  if  he  acts 
merely  as  a  friend,  and  in  private,  he  acts  insidi- 
'usly.  What  gentleman  in  Italy  ever  took  upon 
limself  the  business  of  another,  where  he  fancied 
he  other  had  been  imprudent  and  might  lose  by 
hat  imprudence,  whether  life  or  property  ?  The 
Snglish  alone  are  discontented  with  their  own 
[angers,  and  run  into  those  of  other  people. 
They  pursue  thieves ;  they  mount  upon  conflagra- 


THE  CARDINAL-LEGATE  ALBANI  AND  PICTURE-DEALERS. 


tions.  Instead  of  joining  the  stronger,  they  join 
the  weaker,  subverting  the  order  of  things.  Even 
dogs  and  wolves  know  better. 

Scampa.  I  am  ruined  by  them ;  this  is  all  I 
pretend  to  know  of  their  doings.  Since  I  sold 
them  my  pictures,  I  am  infested  and  persecuted 
and  worried  to  death  by  duns.  They  belabor 
and  martellate  my  ears  worse  than  the  terza  rima 
of  Dante,  the  next  taking  up  the  rhyme  of  the 
last.  I  am  not  a  dealer  in  pictures :  I  only  sell 
when  anyone  takes  a  fancy  to  this  or  that ;  and 
merely  to  show  that  we  in  Bologna  are  as  con- 
descending and  polite  to  strangers  as  the  people 
of  Rome  or  Florence. 

Legate.  Very  proper ;  but  this  double  baptism 
of  pictures,  this  dipping  of  old  ones  in  the  font 
again,  and  substituting  a  name  the  original 
sponsor  never  dreamt  of  giving,  this,  methinks, 
Signer  Marchese  !  under  correction !  is  somewhat 
questionable  and  exceptionable. 

Scampa.  Under  the  correction  of  your  Emi- 
nence, bending  myself  most  submissively,  I  have 
as  much  right  to  call  my  pictures  by  what  appel- 
lation I  please  as  my  house-dog.  He  whose  son 
has  been  christened  by  the  name  of  Tommaso, 
may  deem  it  more  pleasurable  to  his  ear,  or  more 
conducive  to  his  welfare,  or  more  appertaining  to 
the  dignity  of  his  beloved  heir,  to  designate  him 
by  that  of  Pietro  or  Giovanni.  Again,  I  have  as 
much  right  to  ask  a  thousand  crowns  as  a  hun- 
dred. Asking  does  not  cut  purses  nor  force  open 
bankers'  desks.  Beside,  have  I  ever  transgressed 
by  laying  claim  to  infallibility  ?  Only  one  upon 
earth  is  infallible ;  and  he  not  in  pictures :  it  is 
only  in  things  that  nobody  in  this  world  can  com- 
prehend. 

Legate.  Piously  and  judiciously  spoken. 

Scampa.  Eminence  !  I  am  liable  to  errors ;  I 
am  frail ;  I  am  a  man  :  we  are  all  of  us  dust ;  we 
are  all  of  us  ashes ;  here  to-day,  there  to-morrow : 
but  I  stick  to  my  religion ;  I  wear  my  honour 
next  my  heart.  I  should  like  to  catch  this  En- 
glishman by  twilight :  I  should  like  to  hear  how 
he  would  answer  an  honest  man  to  his  face.  No 
subterfuges  with  me.  Accidents  have  happened ; 
malaria ;  judgments.  Many  have  fallen  sick  by 
holding  their  noses  too  close  to  the  ground,  like 
dogs  in  the  grotto  at  Naples  yonder. 

Legate.  Be  calm,  Signor  Marchese ! 

Scampa.  My  blood  rises  against  oppression  and 
injustice.  These  proud  Englishmen  shall  never 
govern  us.  We  are  under  the  Church ;  God  be 
praised !  We  are  under  his  blessed  Saints  and 
your  Eminence.  Englishmen !  what  are  English- 
men? In  their  ships  they  may  do  something. 
Give  me  one,  visage  to  visage  in  the  shaven  field, 
and,  capperi !  he  should  soon  see  who  was  before 
him :  ay,  capperi !  should  he.  Uh !  uh !  I  almost 
crack  my  teeth  with  my  courage. 

Legate.  Spare  them !  spare  them !  good  Signor 
Marchese !  they  are  worth  their  weight  in  gold  at 
your  age.  Let  us  respect  our  veterans,  so  sadly 
thinned  by  the  enemy. 

Scampa.  I  have  the  blood  of  youth  in  my  veins. 


Legate.  You  must  feel  it  very  comfortable. 

Scampa.  It  boils  within  me. 

Legate.  Let  it;  let  it;  better  within  than  with- 
out. Surely  it  is  applicable  to  pleasanter  purposes 
than  broils. 

Scampa.  Stains  upon  honour  .  . 

Legate.  .  .  May  be  covered  with  blood  more 
easily  than  washed  out  with  it.  You  are  calmer, 
Signor  Conte !  Let  me  remark  to  you,  then,  that 
the  Englishman  in  question  has  sent  to  me  an 
attestation  on  a  certain  picture,  purporting  to 
bear  the  seal  of  our  Academy :  this  seal  is  declared 
by  one  of  our  own  Academicians  (now  in  Florence) 
to  be  a  forgery. 

All.  A  traitor!  a  traitor!  a  traitor  to  his 
country ! 

Biancheria.  The  Englishman  himself  forged  it. 

Corazza.  The  English  are  capable.  I  never 
saw  people  write  with  such  ease  and  fluency. 

Scampa.  Very  great  forgers;  very  notorious. 
Many  are  hanged  for  it  every  year  in  London ; 
some  of  the  most  respectable  persons  in  the  whole 
nation,  who  spend  several  thousand  dollars  a  year ; 
milords,  bankers,  bishops. 

Biancheria.  Bishops !  more  shame  upon  them ! 
Ours  in  Italy  are  long-dips ;  four-and-twenty  to 
the  pound ;  in  England  they  are  as  substantial  as 
sausages.  What  the  devil  should  they  forge  but 
their  credentials  ? 

Scampa.  I  said,  and  I  repeat  it,  many  English 
are  hanged  for  it  every  year;  not  one  Italian. 
Lord  Kenyon,  the  greatest  judge  in  the  kingdom, 
declared  it  lawful  against  an  enemy  :  now  Catho- 
lics are  enemies  in  the  eye  of  the  Anglican  Church, 
and  the  English  laws  acknowledge  and  act  upon 
it;  therefore,  on  their  own  principles,  we  may  fairly 
and  justifiably  be  guilty  of  it,  at  our  good  plea- 
sure. Not  that  we  ever  are. 

Biancheria.  A  secretary,  by  inadvertency,  may 
affix  a  seal  to  a  wrong  paper.  We  cannot  look  to 
these  bagatelles :  we  cannot  light  the  taper  for  all 
our  letters  :  we  have  extensive  correspondences  : 
a  good  deal  of  money  comes  yearly  by  this  way 
into  the  Legations. 

Scampa.  An  easy  quiet  liberality;  some  slight 
preference  to  the  native;  a  little  more  regard 
to  his  testimony  who  is  a  Christian,  than  to  a 
Quaker's,  a  Turk's,  a  Lutheran's,  an  Anabaptist's, 
a  Free-mason's,  may  benefit  the  individual,  con- 
solidate the  government,  and  calm  those  uneasi- 
nesses and  ranklings  which  have  kept  our  wretched 
country  .  .  . 

Biancheria,  whispering  to  him.  Ohibo !  take 
heed !  diamene ! 

Scampa.  .  .  Wretched,  until  the  arrival  of 
your  Eminence,  by  perpetual  insurrections.  Only 
two  years  ago  (horrible  to  think  of!)  Cardinal 
Rivarola  was  shot  in  his  carriage.  God  knows 
why.  Mystery  hangs  over  everything  here  below. 
Idle  men  are  seen  about,  ready  to  be  hired :  their 
work  requires  but  short  instruments  and  short 
warning. 

Legate.  Pooh !  pooh  !  Signor  Marchese !  never 
fear  them  ;  we  will  watch  over  you.  Government 


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can  pay  them  best :  they  are  idle  or  at  work  as 
we  judge  proper.  Englishmen  have  long  purses, 
but  never  hire  any  help  in  their  anger. 

Corazza.  Economical  indeed!  meanspirited 
creatures ! 

Biancheria.  But  they  carry  sticks,  and  con- 
found distinctions  with  them. 

ScamiM.  Bloody  rogues  are  left  yet  in  the  Le- 
gations ;  and  not  all  of  them  on  the  mountains. 
Have  a  care,  Eminence !  they  pretend  to  love 
their  country.  Such  folks  are  always  dangerous  : 
their  whistle  is  heard  farther  than  any.  We  have 
seen,  0  Christ!  0  holy  Virgin!  .  .  Surgeon's 
work  does  not  stand  well.  I  weep  at  thinking  .  . 
my  eyes  overflow  .  .  I  kiss  the  feet  that  represent 
His  Holiness. 

Legate.  Signor  Marchese !  you  overpower  me. 
And,  Signor  Conte !  you  also  at  my  other  !  nay, 
nay,  in  the  name  of  .  .  Cazzo !  .  .  you  go  too 
fat.  I  do  intreat  you  to  rise  up  from  my  feet : 
your  lips  make  them  too  hot :  they  do  indeed. 
Gentlemen,  the  pleasure  of  your  company  has 
almost  caused  me  to  forget  that  you  do  me  the 
honour  of  consulting  with  me  on  business  of  im- 
portance. Forgery  is  really  an  ugly  thing,  in  my 
view  of  the  subject.  Swindling  sounds  indifferent- 
ly. The  Academicians  of  Florence  have  formally 
and  unanimously  decided  that  your  pictures  are 
not  only  no  originals,  but  are  wretched  copies. 
Fifteen  names,  the  names  of  all  present,  are  sub- 
scribed to  the  declaration,  signed  by  the  president, 
the  senator  Alessandri !  "  Siamo  di  concorde 
awiso  che  il  primo  sia  una  copia  mediocre,  &c. : 
che  il  secondo  appertenga  ad  un  debole  imitatore 
della  scuola  Bolognese ;  e  gli  ultiini  due  sieno  fatti 
da  un  cattivo  seguace,"  &c. 

Biancheria.  Eminence !  let  the  Academicians 
of  Florence  look  at  the  pictures  that  the  most 
liberal  and  intelligent  of  our  Italian  princes  (I 
mean  secular ;  no  offence  to  our  Lord  and  Master 
His  Beatitude)  has  bought  in  their  own  city,  and 
under  their  own  eyes.  How  happens  it  that  he 
has  friends  about  him  who  recommend  to  him 
the  purchase,  at  many  thousand  crowns,  of  pieces 
not  worth  five  figs  ]  Domenichinos !  Salvators, 
Leonardos,  Murillos !  Is  the  Guido  in  the  Tribuna 
any  Guido  at  all]  Would  your  Eminence  give 
three  crowns  for  it,  out  of  the  frame  1 

Scampa.  Their  JDomenichino  in  the  same  Tri- 
buna, did  Domenichino  ever  see  it]  However,  it 
is  better  than  a  real  work  of  his  in  the  Palazzo 
Pitti,  which  the  Granduke's  purveyors  bought  for 
him  at  the  price  of  fifteen  hundred  louis.  Emi- 
nence !  would  you  give  fifty  crowns  for  it]  Our 
Lord  would  never  have  talked  a  half-minute  with 
such  a  Magdalen  as  that :  he  would  have  thrown 
her  pot  of  pomatum  in  her  face. 

Corazza.  Under  favour,  how  happens  it  that 
they  recommend  to  the  Granduke  restorers  and 
cleaners  who  never  learnt  anything  of  the  art,  and 
never  attempted  it  on  their  own  dirt  and  rags  ] 

Scampa.  How  happens  it  that  the  finest  pic- 
tures in  the  world  have  been  ruined  within  these 
two  years  ]  The  friend  of  His  Imperial  Highness, 


who  recommended  these  rascals  and  their  rubbish, 
has  unquestionably  his  profits. 

Corazza.  And  why  should  not  we  have  ours  ] 
We  who  rub  nothing  out  at  all,  and  put  little 
on  .  . 

Legate.  .  .  Except  in  price,  most  adorned  sir. 

Biancheria.  I  would  not  wish  my  observations 
to  transpire.  If  the  scourers  at  Florence  go  on  as 
they  have  been  going  on  lately,  the  collections  at 
the  gallery  and  at  Pitti  will  be  fit  only  for  the 
Committee  of  Taste  in  London ;  and  the  Granduke 
must  have  recourse  to  us  for  what  is  unsold  in  our 
corridors. 

Legate.  Sorry  am  I  to  understand  that  so  zealous 
a  protector,  and  so  liberal  an  encourager  of  the 
Arts,  has  fallen  among  thieves. 

Scampa.  However  he  has  purchased  some  fine 
pictures.  Old  pencils  are  redhot  iron  to  young 
fingers':  all  are  burnt  at  first. 

Biancheria.  Unhappily,  the  two  purest  and 
most  perfect  works  of  Raffael  are  transferred  from 
Tuscany  to  Bavaria :  his  Bindo  Altoviti  and  his 
Tempi  Madonna. 

Legate.  Raffael  has  been  surpassed  in  portraits 
by  Titian  and  Giorgione.  But  Tuscany  may  weep 
for  ever  over  her  loss  in  the.Bindo  Altoviti,  which 
I  have  often  seen  in  the  palace  where  it  was 
painted.  Towns,  fortresses,  provinces,  are  won, 
recovered,  restored,  repurchased  :  kings  will  keep 
Raffaels;  kings  alone,  or  higher  dignitaries, 
should  possess  them. 

Scampa.  He  who  would  sell  his  Eaffacl  would 
sell  his  child. 

Biancheria.  Cospetto!  thirty. 

Scampa.  Or  his  father. 

Biancheria.  Cappari !    All,  all,  to  the  last. 

Legate.  Leonardos,  Correggios,  rare,  very  rare  : 
but  only  one  genius  ever  existed  who  could  unite 
what  is  most  divine  on  earth  with  what  is  most 
adorable  in  heaven.  He  gives  sanctity  to  her 
youth,  and  tenderness  to  the  old  man  that  gazes 
on  her.  He  purifies  love  in  the  virgin's  heart ;  he 
absorbs  it  in  the  mother's. 

Corazza.  Many  allow  him  the  preference  over 
our  school. 

Legate.  Ca !  ca !  ca !  your  School !  an  immon- 
dezzaio  to  a  Sistine  Chapel. 

Scampa.  Eminence !  in  Rome,  protected  by 
popes  and  cardinals,  he  reached  perfection. 

Legate.  Protected  !  He  walked  among  saints 
and  prophets,  their  herald  upon  earth.  What  a 
man !  what  a  man  !  his  shadow  in  our  path  will 
not  let  lies  pass  current,  nor  flattery  sink  into  the 
breast.  No,  Marchese !  At  Rome  he  thought  he 
could  embellish  what  is  most  beautiful  in  senti- 
ment: at  Florence,  until  the  scourers  brought 
their  pestilence  into  the  city,  his  genius  soared  in 
all  its  light  angelic  strength.  At  Florence  he 
was  the  interpreter  of  Heaven :  at  Rome  he  was 
only  the  conqueror  of  Michel- Angelo :  he  had  left 
Paradise,  he  had  entered  Eden. 

Scampa.  In  your  Rome  the  great  Florentine 
taught  him  dignity. 

Legate.  Strange  mistake !    Was  ever  painter  so 


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dignified  as  Frate  Bartolommeo,  whom  he  studied 
before  he  went  to  Rome  ]  In  amplitude,  in  gravi- 
ty, in  majesty,  Fra  Bartolommeo  is  much  the  su- 
perior of  Michel- Angelo :  both  want  grace  :  both 
are  defective  in  composition.  These  two  qualities 
were  in  the  soul  of  Raffael:  had  he  looked  for 
them  externally,  he  might  have  found  them  on 
the  gates  of  the  Battisterio.  I  admire  and  vene- 
rate the  power  of  Michel-Angelo  :  but  the  boy  of 
Urbino  reached  the  head  of  this  giant  at  the  first 
throw.  He  did  not  strip  your  skins  over  your 
heads  to  show  where  your  muscles  lie  ;  nor  throw 
Hercules  into  the  manger  at  Bethlehem ;  nor  fall 
upon  Alcmena  for  Mary. 

I  know  not  how  it  happens,  but  love  of  the 
Arts  leads  me  astray.  When  persons  of  intelli- 
gence on  such  subjects  are  about  me,  I  am  apt  to 
prolong  the  discourse.  But  the  pleasantest  day 
must  end  ;  the  finest  sunset  is  at  last  a  sunset. 

Gentlemen !  on  the  word  of  a  friend,  and  such 
I  am  to  all  entrusted  to  my  governance,  and  espe- 
cially to  men  of  merit,  to  persons  of  distinction, 
true  Bolognese,  real  professors .  .  Gentlemen !  you 
will  find  it  better  to  contrive,  if  possible,  that  this 
awkward  question  do  not  come  before  the  ordinary 
tribunals. 

Scampa.  Eminence !  what  in  God's  name  can 
they  do  against  us  if  we  are  protected  ] 

Biancheria.  The  milord  erred  in  his  judgment; 
we  did  not  err  in  ours.  If  men  are  to  suffer  for 
errors,  which,  alas !  seems  the  lot  of  humanity,  let 
those  suffer  who  do  err,  by  no  means  those  who 
do  not.  No  man  was  ever  brave  at  this  em- 
broidery of  picture-fancying  until  he  had  often 
pricked  his  finger.  Now  I  would  advise  milord 
to  put  his  between  his  lips,  and  not  to  hold  it  up 
in  public  with  a  paltry  jet  bead  of  blood  on  it, 
as  if  he  endured  the  sufferings  of  a  martyr.  We 
ought  to  complain;  not  he.  Is  it  right  or  reason- 
able, or  according  to  justice  or  law,  that  good 
quiet  Christians,  pursuing  the  steps  of  their  fore- 
fathers .  .  do  I  say  well,  Signer  Marchese  ] 

Scampa.  Capitally !  admirably !  sound  argu- 
ment !  touching  truth !  But  I  am  not  to  judge . . 
I  am  a  party,  it  seems  ! 

Biancheria.  That  good  quiet  christians,eccetera ; 
loyal  subjects,  eccetera;  gallant  men,  men  of 
honour,  men  of  garb,  eccetera,  eccetera  .  .  should 
be  persecuted  and  ransacked  and  trodden  upon 
and  torn  and  worried  and  dilacerated  and  de- 
voured by  these  arrogant  insatiable  English. 

Scampa.  Bravo  !  bravo  !  bravo ! 

Corazza.  Ancora  !  ancora !  bisse,  bisse,  bisse ! 

Biancheria.  These  arrogant  insatiable  English, 
what  would  they  have  ]  I  gave  them  my  flesh 
and  blood;  would  they  seize  my  bones?  Let 
them,  let  them  !  since  for  even  one's  bones  there 
is  no  rest  on  earth  ;  none  whatever ;  not  a  pin's 
point ;  saving  upon  the  breast  of  your  Eminence. 

Legate.  Ohibo  !  where  is  the  need  of  weeping 
and  wailing,  Signer  Conte  1 

Biancheria.  Magdalen  wept  and  wailed,  Peter 
wept  and  wailed  :  but  they  had  gone  astray,  they 
had  slipped  and  sidled :  I  have  followed  my  line 


of  duty ;  I  have  acted  consistently ;  I  have  gone 
on  as  I  began.  Why  should  these  infuriated  mon- 
sters run  from  under  the  North  Pole  against  me  ] 
why  be  permitted  to  stroke  up,  in  a  manner, 
my  spinal  hair  from  tail  to  nape  in  this  fashion] 
merciful  Jesu  !  eradicating,  eradicating !  flaying, 
laying.  The  acquirer  of  the  pictures,  he  com- 
plain too  !  he  complain  !  after  spoiling  his  own 
speculation.  Had  he  kept  his  tongue  from  ring- 
ing, his  seven  hundred  louis,  the  poor  compen- 
sation for  our  master-pieces,  would  have  pro- 
cured him  a  seat  in  the  Committee  of  Taste  in 
London,  and  every  piece  would  have  turned  out  a 
miraculous  loaf;  a  Christ  in  the  Garden.  What 
power !  what  patronage !  And  they  eat,  Eminence ! 
they  eat ;  or  they  are  much  belied.  If  another 
man's  macaroni  is  a  foot  long,  theirs  is  a  yard. 
Fry,  fry,  fry,  all  day :  the  kitchen  hums  and 
buzzes  like  a  spring  meadow :  it  frets  and  fumes 
and  wheezes  with  its  labour :  one  cook  cannot 
hear  another :  you  might  travel  as  far  as  from 
Bologna  to  Ancona  between  the  boiled  and  the 
roast.  And  what  do  we  get]  at  the  uttermost 
the  scale  of  an  anchovy,  with  scarcely  oil  enough 
to  float  it . . 

Corazza.  .  .  And  perhaps,  late  in  the  season, 
the  extremity  of  a  radish,  so  cursedly  tough,  you 
may  twist  it  twenty  times  round  the  finger. 

Scampa.  We  are  amenable  to  your  Eminence  : 
but  what  has  the  Academy  of  Florence  to  do 
with  us  1  Presently,  no  doubt,  we  shall  be  cited 
before  the  Committee  of  Taste  on  the  Thames. 
Let  us  discuss  a  little  the  qualifications  of  our 
future  judges,  now  we  have  plainly  shown  what 
our  present  are.  Has  not  this  glorious  Committee 
paid  several  thousand  louis  for  a  false  Correggio, 
which  was  offered  at  Rome  heretofore  for  fifteen 
crowns,  and  carried  to  Milan  ere  it  found  so  much] 
Has  not  this  glorious  Committee,  which  snatched 
so  eagerly  at  a  false,  rejected  a  real  one  at  a  low 
price]  Have  the  blockheads  not  allowed  the 
finest  Andrea  to  slip  out  of  London,  and  to  hanp 
on  a  banker's  wall  at  Paris  ]  Could  they  not  have 
bought  it  at  a  third  less  than  what  the  banker 
paid  for  it  ]  and  will  he  sell  it  again  for  a  third 
more? 

Legate.  In  almost  all  the  works  of  this  other- 
wise admirable  painter  there  is  a  vulgarity  which 
repels  me. 

Biancheria.  But  what  truth,  Eminence,  what 
truth  ! 

Legate.  The  most  endearing  quality,  I  perceive, 
with  Signer  Conte  Biancheria. 

Biancheria.  It  stands  indeed  high  with  me. 

Scampa.  There  is  no  answering  any  of  the 
Count's  questions  on  the  Committee  of  Taste. 

Biancheria.  The  facts  are  known  all  over  the 
world.  Not  a  cottage  or  cavern,  not  a  skiff  or 
felucca,  not  a  gondola  or  canoe,  from  Venice  to 
Van  Diemen's  Land,  that  does  not  echo  them. 

Legate.  Indeed  J 

Biancheria.  Upon  my  faith  as  a  Christian ! 

Scampa.  There  is  a  certain  duke  at  Rome,  a 
duke  made  after  buckles  were  left  off,  who  can 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


always  sell  what  he  proposes.  He  recommends 
an  original :  over  comes  milord,  sees  it  finished, 
accepts  in  his  condescension  an  inlaid  table,  and 
fills  the  newspapers  with  the  fine  contours,  the 
aerial  perspective,  the  topazes,  rubies,  and  eme- 
ralds, of  this  precious  oil-cloth. 

Biancheria.  We  poor  Bolognese  can  not  give 
such  dinners  as  a  Roman  duke  and  banker  can. 
We  are  hungry;  yet  we  invite  the  stranger  to 
partake  with  us. 

Legate.  Of  your  hunger,  most  illustrious  ? 

Biancheria.  With  what  we  have  we  serve  him. 

Corazza.  An  honest  man  would  do  his  business 
regularly ;  a  good  citizen  makes  no  disturbances, 
and  is  ashamed  of  troubling  the  courts  of  justice 
or  intruding  on  his  superiors.  Peace,  concord, 
faith,  veneration,  are  inherent  in  the  highest  and 
in  the  lowest  of  the  Bolognese. 

Scampa.  And  yet  the  Acadamy  of  Florence 
makes  war  against  the  Academy  of  Bologna ! 
Would  it  not  be  wiser  if  those  who  preside  over 
the  Arts  imitated  the  conduct  of  those  who  pre- 
side over  the  nations  1  Would  it  not  be  better  if 
they  agreed  that  the  same  system  should  govern 
all?  Can  not  our  Bologna  and  Florence  come 
closer,  like  England  and  Turkey,  France  and 
Russia,  Spain  and  Persia,  Portugal  and  Congo  ? 
Are  we  never  to  follow  our  betters  ?  We  indeed 
do :  why  will  not  they  ?  Times  are  very  much 
altered  for  the  worse,  Eminence,  since  we  were 
children. 

Legate.  Ah  Marchese !  You  were  a  child  long 
after  I  was  one. 

Scampa.  A  year ;  or  may-be  thirteen  months. 
I  have  seen  forty  some  time. 

Legate.  I  approach  eighty. 

Scampa.  In  dreams  and  visions ;  not  otherwise. 
I  am  as  near  to  Purgatory  as  your  Eminence  is  to 
Paradise. 

Legate  (aside).  I  believe  it;  on  the  wrong  side 
too. 

Scampa.  Did  your  Eminence  speak  to  me  ? 

Legate.  I  was  regretting  to  myself  the  strength 
of  the  Declaration  that  lies  before  me. 

Biancheria.  A  mere  formulary ;  signed  by  four- 
teen or  fifteen  rival  Academicians.  Our  pictures 
had  no  such  pedantry  about  them.  We  too  have 
signatures  :  the  pen  trembles  with  their  emotion. 

Legate.  True  enough ;  few  of  the  names  are 
legible,  and  those  unknown. 

Scampa.  There  now  !  convincing !  convincing ! 
The  better  part  of  them  could  not  see  the  paper 
under  them  through  their  tears. 

Biancheria.  Well  might  they  weep.  Such  pic- 
tures then  must  leave  Bologna?  Our  beloved 
country  must  lose  them  for  ever  !  our  dear  chil- 
dren must  not  enjoy  what  their  fathers  and  fore- 
fathers gloried  in ! 

Corazza.  What  could  we  do?  The  English  are 
powerful  at  sea :  they  have  a  fleet  in  the  Adriatic 
no  farther  off  than  Corfu. 

Legate.  The  question  is  the  authenticity  of  the 
pictures. 

Scampa.  And,  after  an  attestation  on  the  spot, 


the  Academy  of  Florence  has  the  impudence  to 
sign  and  seal  against  it ! 

Corazza.  May  not  pictures  have  suffered  on  the 
road  ?  may  not  malicious  men,  artists  and  dealers, 
jealous  of  the  Bolognese  school,  jealous  of  an 
honest  man's  good  fortune  .  .  . 

Scampa.  .  .  Carpers  of  titles,  revilers  of  digni- 
ties .  . 

Corazza.  .  .  Ay,  ay  .  .  have  given  them  a  few 
false  touches  ? 

Biancheria.  May  not  the  air  of  Florence,  moister 
and  heavier  than  ours,  have  suffused  with  a 
duller  tint  and  disturbed  the  transparency  of  the 
glazing? 

Scampa.  People  sign  without  reflection,  Emi- 
nence !  My  uncle  Matteo  the  Canonico,  your 
Eminence's  old  worshipper,  used  to  say  well  and 
truly,  the  day  of  judgment  is  the  last  day  we 
can  expect  on  earth,  and  that  he  saw  no  signs 
of  it. 

Legate.  We  have  no  proof  of  malice  in  the  de- 
cision. 

Biancheria.  Even  good  men  have  some.  Saint 
Cyprian  said  that  the  face  of  Saint  Jerome,  in 
Correggio's  picture,  would  have  done  better  for 
the  lion,  and  the  lion's  for  him. 

Legate.  Whether  Saint  Cyprian  said  it  may 
perhaps  be  questioned. 

Corazza.  0  the  Magdalen  !  what  a  tint !  what 
a  touch  !  The  hair  !  how  it  swells !  how  it  falls  ! 
how  it  undulates  !  how  it  reposes  !  Music  to  the 
eye,  to  the  heart,  to  the  intellect,  to  the  soul !  the 
music  of  Paesiello !  Then  her  .  .  ca !  ca !  ca ! 
what  tongue  can  reach  it !  Eminence  !  look ;  be- 
hold her !  She  has  kissed  the  Bambino  with  the 
endearing  curl  of  her  lip,  where  it  loses  itself  in 
the  paler  roses  of  the  cheek  :  and  she  holds  the 
kiss,  one  would  think,  between  the  lip  and  the 
child,  afraid  to  drop  it  by  moving.  Tender, 
tender,  tender  !  And  such  an  ancle  there !  oh ! 
oh !  the  heart  can  not  contain  it. 

Legate.  Nevertheless,  the  holy  child  is  a  young 
satyr,  and  the  Saint  a  wild  beast,  come  rather  to 
swallow  than  fondle  him.  Somebody  seems  to 
have  driven  him  up  into  the  corner,  else  his 
claws  might  alarm  us.  As  to  the  lion,  he  has 
been  in  the  menagery  from  his  birth,  where  some 
other  beast  more  leonine  begot  him. 

Scampa.  If  this  picture  has  its  faults,  well  may 
ours  have  them  too.  In  regard  to  authenticity, 
we  did  not  see  the  artist  paint  them.  We  may 
have  been  deceived :  and  because  we  have  been 
deceived  must  we  be  called  deceivers  ?  Fine  Flo- 
rentine logic  forsooth !  turning  everything  the 
wrong  side  upward. 

Corazza.  I  have  studied  the  art  from  my  youth, 
aad  have  made  the  pot  boil  with  it,  although 
there  is  not  a  cinder  at  present,  hot  or  cold,  under 
it.  I  do  know  a  little  of  the  matter,  if  a  modest 
man  may  say  it :  a  little  I  do  know.  These 
Florentines  .  .  my  patience  escapes  me  .  . 

Legate.  We  must  attempt  to  catch  it  again  for 
you  in  this  room,  most  prized  and  ornamented 
Signor  Corazza ! 


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Corazza.  I  but  humbly  follow  Signer  Marchese. 
Enter  the  Tribuna  where  the  best  pictures  are  sup- 
posed to  hang.  The  Magdalen's  head  is  more 
like  a  boiled  calf's.  She  was  flesh  and  blood,  the 
Magdalen  was,  I  warrant  her.  She  had  fingers 
fit  for  anything :  and  here  are  long  sticks,  no 
better  than  those  which  some  blockhead  has  stuck 
upon  the  Medicean  Venus,  for  Englishmen  to  ad- 
mire upon  tradition  in  this  age,  and  Kamskatka- 
dales  in  the  next.  We  do  not  read  that  the  fin- 
gers of  the  Magdalen  were  broken  or  dislocated 
at  the  cross  or  elsewhere,  as  these  are.  How 
would  you  manage  her  heavy  stupid  head  1  Guido 
would  have  put  it  in  its  right  position  :  Guido 
would  have  given  it  expression  and  grace,  ten- 
derness and  emotion :  it  has  verily  no  more  of 
these  than  an  ox's  heart  at  the  shambles.  Another 
step,  and  we  stand  before  the  Holy  Family  of 
Michel-Angelo. 

Legate.  Signor  Corazza,  my  patron  !  do  not 
pull  down  this  picture  :  this  is  genuine :  it  was 
painted  for  the  Medici,  and  was  never  out  of  their 
sight.  There  is  some  (however  slight)  reason  to 
believe  that  the  other  is  a  Guido  :  but  Guido  was 
a  youth  before  he  was  a  man,  and  a  boy  before 
he  was  a  youth,  and  often  painted  a  picture  by 
lamp-light,  or  by  none,  to  get  out  of  a  scrape. 

Scampa.  Historical  facts !  recondite  biography ! 
Guido  has  got  drunk  upon  a  Magdalen,  gone  to 
a  brothel  with  a  Saint  Catharine,  and  gamed  upon 
Christ's  coat.  In  Michel- Angelo's  Holy  Family, 
why  does  the  Virgin  (who  looks  neither  like  vir- 
gin nor  mother)  toss  the  poor  Baby  so  carelessly 
across  her  shoulder?  And  why  do  those  idle 
vagabonds  sit  naked  on  the  wall  behind  her? 
Have  they  no  reverence  ?  no  decency  1  God's 
blood  J  master  Michel-Angelo  !  I  suspect  thy 
nose  was  flattened  by  divine  judgment  for  this 
flagrant  impudicity.  In  the  same  Tribuna  is 
another  Holy  Family;  one  among  the  few  bad 
works  of  Giulio  Romano.  Beyond  it  are  two 
Correggios  by  Vanni  of  Sienna,  and  then  another 
Holy  Family,  also  by  Vanni,  but  undoubted  for 
Correggio's. 

Corazza.  Ah  Signor  Marchese  !  There  is  some- 
what of  his  sweetness  in  the  coloring  of  the 


Scampa.  But  that  wench  with  her  twisted 
face,  her  twisted  hands,  and  her  child  sprawling 
before  her,  like  what  has  dropped  from  one's  head 
under  the  comb  !  yet  our  judges,  our  censurers, 
our  incriminators,  firmly  believe  in  the  transcen- 
dent excellence  of  those  works.  They  know 
nothing  of  any  school  but  their  own,  and  little  of 
that.  What  a  Perugino  is  there  locked  up  in 
their  Academy  '  while  these  inferior  pictures  oc- 
cupy the  most  conspicuous  situation,  the  satel- 
lites of  the  Medicean  Venus.  They  have  heard, 
and  they  repeat  to  you,  that  Perugino  is  hard  and 
dry.  Certainly  those  who  worked  for  him  were 
so,  and  so  was  he  himself  in  the  beginning :  but 
what  at  first  was  harshness  became  at  last  a  pure 
severity.  He  learned  from  the  great  scholar  he 
taught;  and  the  wiser  his  followers  were,  the 


more  they  venerated  the  abilities  of  their  master. 
He  had  no  pupil  so  great  as  Raffael,  nor  had 
Raffael  any  so  great  as  he. 

Legate.  Titian  ennobled  men;  Correggio  raised 
children  into  angels ;  Raffael  performed  the  more 
arduous  work  of  restoring  to  woman  her  pristine 
purity.  Perugino  was  worthy  of  leading  him  by 
the  hand.  I  am  not  surprised  that  Rubens  is  the 
prime  favorite  of  tulip-fanciers :  but  give  me  the 
clear  warm  mornings  of  Correggio,  which  his 
large-eyed  angels,  just  in  puberty,  so  enjoy.  Give 
me  the  glowing  afternoons  of  Titian;  his  majestic 
men,  his  gorgeous  women,  and  (with  a  prayer  to 
protect  my  virtue)  his  Bacchantes.  Yet,  Signers ! 
we  may  descant  on  grace  and  majesty  as  we  will  ; 
believe  me,  there  is  neither  majesty  so  calm,  con- 
centrated, sublime,  and  self-possessed  (true  attri- 
butes of  the  divine),  nor  is  there  grace  at  one  time 
so  human,  at  another  time  so  superhuman,  as  in 
Raffael.  He  leads  us  into  heaven;  but  neither  in 
satin  robes  nor  with  ruddy  faces.  He  excludes 
the  glare  of  light  from  the  sanctuary;  but  there 
is  an  ever-burning  lamp,  an  ever-ascending  hymn; 
and  the  purified  eye  sees,  as  distinctly  as  is  lawful, 
the  divinity  of  the  place.  I  delight  in  Titian,  I 
love  Correggio,  I  wonder  at  the  vastness  of 
Michel-Angelo ;  I  admire,  love,  wonder,  and  then 
fall  down  before,  Raffael. 

Scampa.  Eminence !  we  have  Titian,  we  have 
Raffael,  in  our  Academy;  we  want  only  Correggio. 
At  my  decease  perhaps  .  .  And  .yet  he,  who  was 
quite  at  home  with  angels,  played  but  a  sorry 
part  among  saints  :  he  seems  to  have  considered 
them  as  very  indifferent  company  for  him.  How 
they  stare  and  straddle  and  sprawl  about  his 
Cupola !  But  what  coloring  on  his  canvas ! 
Would  your  Eminence  favor  me  with  another 
ray  of  light  on  him  and  Raffael ! 

Legate.  Signor  Marchese !  I  am  afraid  I  can 
say  nothing  on  the  subject  that  has  not  been  said 
twenty  times  before;  and  if  I  do,  I  may  be 
wrong. 

All.  Impossible. 

Legate.  Even  the  coloring  of  Correggio,  so 
transparent,  so  pure,  so  well  considered  and  ar- 
ranged, is  perhaps  too  rich  and  luscious  for  the 
divine  ideas  of  Raffael :  it  might  have  overshot 
the  scope  which  his  temperate  suavity  attained. 
The  drapery  of  Correggio  is  less  simple  than  be- 
comes the  modest  maid  of  Bethlehem,  chosen  by 
the  all-seeing  eye  for  her  simplicity. 

Bianckeria.  And  yet,  under  favour,  in  the  Ma- 
donna della  Seggiola,  there  is  almost  a  fantastic 
charm  in  the  vivid  colours  of  the  tartan  dress. 

Legate.  So  much  the  worse.  Let  us  admire  the 
composition,  but  neither  the  style  of  the  drapery 
nor  the  expression  of  the  countenance.  The 
Virgin  has  ceased  to  be  a  virgin;  and  the  child 
has  about  it  neither  the  sweetness  of  an  amiable 
infant,  nor  the  mysterious  indication  of  a  half- 
human  god.  Raffael  in  Rome  had  forgotten  the 
tenderness  of  his  diviner  love ;  and  the  Tempter 
had  seduced  him  to  change  purity  for  power. 
Nevertheless  he  remains,  far  beyond  all  com- 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


parison,  the  greatest  genius  that  ever  glorified  the 
Arts.  He  was  not,  like  Michel-Angelo,  a  great 
architect,  a  scientific  sculptor,  an  admirable  poet : 
he  attempted  not  universality;  but  he  reached 
perfection.  What  other  mortal  has? 

All.  Oracles!  oracles! 

Biancheria.  I  myself  possess  a  little  bit  of 
Perugino  :  honey,  sugar,  cinnamon. 

Corazza  (oxide).  And  a  good  deal  of  each ;  two 
dollars  would  not  cover  it.  How  he  kisses  the 
tips  of  his  two  fingers  and  thumb,  all  three  in  a 
cluster !  I  wish  he  would  pay  me  my  twelve  livres 
for  this  honey  and  sugar  and  cinnamon,  in  which 
however  he  will  never  catch  the  wary  old  wasp. 
The  thing  is  fairly  worth  a  couple  of  zecchins,  and 
he  knows  it. 

Legate.  Signor  Corazza,  were  you  saying  your 
prayers  behind  me  ? 

Corazza.  Fervently.  Alas!  I  have  no  Perugino : 
I  had  a  Saint  Peter :  tears  like  pearls :  an  ear,  you 
might  have  put  your  finger  in  it  up  to  the  elbow : 
hair,  I  was  afraid  of  blowing  a  fly  from  it. 
Strangers,  when  they  entered  the  room,  cried, 
"Signor  Corazza!  do  you  keep  poultry  in  your 
saloon  ?"  , 

Legate.  What  of  that? 

Corrazza.  Incidental  The  cock  in  the  distance, 
red,  gold,  emerald;  six,  seven,  eight  crowns' 
worth  of  lapis  lazuli ;  wings  displayed,  neck  out- 
stretched, eyes  that  might  have  lighted  up  our 
theatre ;  comb  .  .  I  would  never  let  a  cook  enter 
the  room,  lest  he  should  have  cut  it  off.  Every- 
body fancied  he  heard  him  crow;  for  fancy  it 
must  have  been.  And  what  became  of  this  pic- 
ture ?  Two  Englishmen  tore  it  from  the  wall :  I 
thought  they  would  have  carried  the  house,  the 
street  itself,  away  with  it.  They  stopped  my 
mouth :  no  stirring,  no  breathing.  England, 
monopolising  England,  possesses  now  Saint  Peter! 
The  milords  threw  down  their  paltry  hundred 
zecchins,  leaving  me  lifeless  at  the  loss  of  my 
treasure,  and  sacking  our  Bologna  in  this  inhu- 
man way.  0  had  your  Eminence  seen  that  cock; 
had  your  Eminence  seen  that  hair,  fine,  fine,  fine 
as  an  infant's ;  the  crown  of  the  head  smooth  as 
the  cover  of  a  soup-tureen ;  nothing  to  hide  the 
veins  on  the  temples :  he  would  have  been  bald 
within  the  year,  unless  by  miracle.  I  had  also  an 
Andromeda:  Signor  Conte  knew  her.  Dignitaries 
of  the  Church  have  stood  before  her  until  their 
knees  bent  under  them. 

Legate.  Did  Englishmen  dispossess  you  likewise 
of  your  Andromeda  ? 

Corazza.  Half  the  nation  fell  upon  her  at  once : 
all  were  after  her  :  what  was  to  be  done !  I  was 
widowed  of  her  too :  they  had  her.  One  would 
think,  after  this  they  might  have  been  quiet:  not 
they :  we  must  bleed  and  martyrise :  no  end  or 
remission  of  our  sufferings.  The  English  are  very 
unlike  what  they  were  formerly:  surely  the  breed 
of  milords  is  extinct. 

Legate.  Quite  the  contrary,  I  believe. 

Corazza.  Then  they  are  turned  into  chapmen. 
No  sooner  do  they  come  to  an  inn,  than  they 


inquire  how  much  the  host  asks  for  so  many;  and 
if  they  do  not  like  the  price,  they  drive  off. 
Formerly  if  you  skinned  a  milord  you  only  tickled 
him.  Who,  in  the  name  of  the  Holy  Virgin ! 
could  have  begotten  the  present  race?  They 
have  shockingly  ill-treated  our  worthy  fellow-citi- 
zen, the  most  esteemed  Signor  Flavio  Perotti  of 
the  Pelican.  He  offered  them  his  house;  he 
placed  everything  before  them ;  all  unreservedly 
at  their  disposal.  He  serves  his  country  with 
consummate  zeal  and  fidelity:  much  money 
flows  into  it  through  his  hands :  many  pictures 
that  might  peradventure  do  great  dishonour  to 
the  names  of  Domenichino  and  Guido,  and  the 
whole  family  of  the  Caracci,  and  sweet  Albano 
.  .  my  tears  will  flow  at  the  name,  it  so  much 
resembles  our  illustrious  protector's  .  .  Yes, 
yes,  many  and  many  slip  quietly  from  the  Pelican 
out  of  the  country,  by  Signor  Flavio's  interven- 
tion. Hence  there  is  scarcely  an  auction,  I  hear, 
in  England,  without  a  dozen  of  Domenichinos ; 
while  in  Italy  dukes  and  princes  lie  on  their 
death-beds  and  gasp  for  one.  The  milords  in 
Florence  conspired  against  poor  Signor  Flavio,  as 
an  accomplice  in  what  they  were  pleased  to  de- 
nominate a  cheat  and  forgery.  Figure  it !  your 
Eminence !  figure  it !  an  accomplice !  Signor 
Flavio  told  me  that,  unless  he  had  quitted 
Florence  on  the  instant,  the  Police  would  have 
consigned  him  to  the  Bargello.  This  comes  of 
accepting  bills  from  foreigners !  this  comes  from 
facilitating  business ! 

Biancheria.  Eminence !  we  live  in  an  ungrate- 
ful world,  a  world  full  of  snares,  frauds,  and  perils. 
Many  saints  have  said  it,  and  all  honest  men 
have  experienced  it.  I  gave  my  pictures  to  this 
Englishman,  merely  not  to  disgust  or  displease 
him.  He  had  them  not  at  my  price,  but  at  his 
own.  I  abandoned  them ;  I  stood  in  desolation. 
Recovering  my  senses,  I  saw  bare  walls ;  Chiusi, 
Populonia. 

Legate.  Signor  Conte !  most  illustrious !  had 
the  purchaser  ever  any  dealings  with  you  before  ? 

Biancheria.  He  never  was  before  in  Bologna. 
We  see  many  Englishmen  from  time  to  time,  but 
none  come  twice :  the  reason  is,  they  take  the 
other  road.  Beside,  they  are  men  of  business,  and 
carry  off  at  once  everything  they  like. 

Corazza.  I  never  heard  of  one  entering  the 
same  shop  a  second  time.  The  French  are  called 
inconstant:  but  in  inconstancy  the  English  outfly 
them  by  leagues  and  latitudes.  Him  whom  they 
call  an  honest  man  one  day,  they  call  a  rogue  the 
next :  they  are  as  mild  as  turnips  in  the  morning, 
and  as  hot  as  capsicums  in  the  afternoon. 

Scampa.  Whenever  an  Englishman  of  distinc- 
tion was  inclined  to  favor  me,  he  always  found 
my  palace  at  his  disposal  I  began  at  last  to  give 
a  preference  to  the  Frenchman.  Instead  of  such 
outrageous  words  as  accomplice,  eccetera,  eccettera, 
when  a  Frenchman  has  rung  a  few  changes  on 
the  second  and  sixth  letters  of  the  alphabet,  his 
temperament  grows  cooler :  you  may  compromise 
with  him :  but  the  Got-dam  of  the  Englishmen 


THE  CARDINAL-LEGATE  ALBANI  AND  PICTURE-DEALERS. 


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sounds  like  the  bursting  of  the  doors  of  Janus, 
and  his  fist  is  always  ready  to  give  it  emphasis.  I 
regret  that  I  have  encountered  more  than  once 
such  rudeness,  after  making  him  the  master  of 
my  house  and  servants. 

Corazza  (aside  to  the  secretary).  What  servants! 
they  are  all  the  Pelican's.  Old  Baltazzare-Cin- 
cinnato  never  leaves  off  his  cobbling  under  the 
palace-stairs  for  the  best  heretic  in  London.  He 
has  orders  to  the  contrary,  or  the  Pelican  would 
stand  still  in  the  negotiation.  He  has  other  per- 
quisites. 

Legate.  Most  prized  and  ornate  Signer  Corazza, 
my  patron  !  I  commend  your  modesty  in  taking 
a  place  behind  my  chair,  while  Signer  Marchese 
and  Signer  Conte  do  me  the  honour  of  indulging 
me  with  their  presence  on  the  opposite  side  of 
the  chamber ;  yet,  if  you  are  desirous  of  whisper- 
ing any  remarks  of  yours  to  my  secretary,  who 
appears  to  be  an  old  acquaintance,  pray,  in  cour- 
tesy, go  as  far  from  .my  chair  as  posssible ;  for 
whispers  are  apt  to  divert  the  attention  more  than 
a  louder  tone. 

Corazza.  Signor  Secretary !  accept  this  small 
cameo. 

Secretary.  Don't  mention  it;  don't  think  of  it; 
impossible  !  Not  to  be  observed . .  (pockets  it.) 

I  would  render  you  service  for  service,  my  dear 
Signor  Corazza  !  you  are  a  man  of  parts,  a  man 
of  business,  my  most  worshipful  patron !  I  have 
only  my  good  fortune  to  boast  of,  partly  in  the 
satisfaction  I  give  his  Eminence,  and  partly  in 
the  precious  acquisition  of  your  friendship.  His 
Eminence  has  taken  under  his  protection  a  young 
person,  a  relative  of  mine,  sage,  good,  gentle ; 
they  call  her  handsome.  She  embroiders;  she 
can  get  up  fine  linen  . . 

His  Eminence  wishes  her  well.  There  can  be 
no  scandal  in  it ;  there  never  was  a  suspicion ; 
seventeen  comes  too  far  under  eighty.  He  would 
not  puff  off  the  girl ;  but  he  has  told  me  in  con- 
fidence that  five  hundred  crowns  lie  somewhere. 
And  her  friends  are  men  of  substance ;  they  may 
come  down  with  what  is  handsome. 

Corazza.  Signor  Secretary  !  the  sooner  we  are 
in  the  midst  of  these  things  the  better. 

Secretary.  I  may  misunderstand  you,  since  your 
impatience  seems  to  have  little  of  the  rapturous 
in  it.  Why  then  the  better  the  sooner  in  the 
midst  of  them] 

Corazza.  Because  the  sooner  out  ] 

Secretary.  Ohibo  !  no  better  reason  than  this  ? 

Corazza.  My  most  ornate  and  erudite  Signor 
Secretary  !  I  love  women  in  canvas  better  than 
in  linen  :  they  change  less  speedily,  do  an  honest 
man  less  harm,  and  are  more  readily  off-hand. 

Secretary.  Eh,  eh  !  well,  well !  I  would  not 
build  up  a  man's  fortune  against  his  will. 

Legate.  Signor  Corazza ! 

Corazza.  Her  slave ! 

Legate.  I  have  been  turning  over  the  papers 
very  attentively,  and  begin  to  think  the  affair 
looks  serious.  If  anything  can  be  suggested  to 
relieve  you,  lawfully  and  conscientiously  . .  reflect 


upon  it ;  meet  half-way.  There  is  nothing  that 
may  not  be  arranged  by  wisdom  and  concession. 

Scampa.  Wisdom  does  much. 

Legate.  Concession  helps  her  materially,  my 
dear  Signor  Marchese ! 

Biancheria.  The  gifted  persons,  who  enjoy  the 
supreme  felicity  of  frequent  audiences  with  your 
Eminence,  admire  the  prodigious  ease  with  which 
she  performs  the  greatest  actions. 

Scampa.  What  a  stupendous  wisdom  falls  from 
the  fountain  of  Her  most  eloquent  lips!  As  the 
shallowness  of  some  is  rendered  less  apparent  by 
an  umbrageous  impenetrability  about  them,  so 
the  profundity  of  others  is  little  suspected  in  the 
placid  and  winning  currency  of  their  demeanour. 

Corazza.  Ah  Eminence !  She  has  fairly  won 
her  red  stockings. 

Legate.  God  put  them  on  me  only  to  try  me. 
He  has  since  visited  me  with  many  afflictions.  In 
his  inscrutable  wisdom,  he  permitted  the  French 
to  plunder  me  of  my  pictures.  I  have  yet  some; 
a  few  worthy  friends  have  been  ambitious  to 
sew  up  the  rents  and  rips  of  my  fortune :  one 
has  offered  me  one  fine  piece,  another  another. 
They  only  showed  the  heart  in  the  right  place. 
I  am  sorry  I  rejected  so  many :  I  might  have 
restored  them  by  my  last  will  and  testament,  with 
a  slight  remembrance,  treating  some  according  to 
what  I  conceive  to  be  their  necessities,  and  others 
in  proportion  to  their  rank  and  dignity.  But  why 
these  reflections  ?  Gentlemen !  I  am  involved 
in  a  multiplicity  of  affairs,  an  account  of  which 
must  instantly  be  laid  before  his  Holiness.  In 
obedience  to  his  Edict,  I  must  inquire  into  the 
women  who  wear  silver*  combs  and  show  their  shift 
sleeves :  I  must  ascertain  the  number  of  equally 
grave  offenders  whose  houses  are  open  in  the  dusk, 
and  the  names  of  those  who  enter  and  go  out. 

Corazza.  Your  Eminence  turns  round  and  looks 
at  me.  Upon  the  faith  of  a  Catholic,  I  went  out 
but .  .  that  is  to  say  . . 

Legate.  It  is  indeed,  my  patron  !  it  is  to  say  ., 
quite  enough.  Respectable  persons,  substantial 
housekeepers,  are  allowed  an  honest  liberty ;  but 
Vice  must  be  tributary  to  Virtue.  The  Serpent 
may  bite  the  Woman's  heel,  as  was  ordained ;  but, 
if  he  rises  in  his  ambition,  we  must  detach  a  golden 
scale  or  two  from  his  pericranium.  In  plain  lan- 
guage, gentlemen,  the  fisc  is  cracking  into  chinks 
with  dryness  and  vacuity  :  we  must  contrive  to 
oil  it  among  us. 

Corazza.  I  am  no  defaulter;  I  am  no  fre- 
quenter . . . 

Secretary  (aside).  Why  tremble,  why  hesitate, 
why  excuse  yourself,  most  worthy  Signor  Corazza? 
Nobody  can  suspect  you,  my  patron  !  you  stand 
erect,  above  suspicion :  your  Venuses  are  upon 


*  There  was  issued  an  edict  against  them  by  Leo  the 
Twelfth.  Creditable  women  among  the  poor  usually 
wore  them,  and  they  were  heirlooms  for  many  gene- 
rations !  It  is  reported  that  his  holiness  had  received 
his  last  serious  injury  from  a  person  who  usurped  this 
matronly  decoration. 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


Corazza  (aside).  Signer  Secretary !  no  jeering! 
You  shall  never  cram  girls  down  my  throat. 
There  are  some  that  might  be  too  large  for  it ; 
do  you  understand  me  ?  Mind,  look-ye  !  I  do 
not  say  all  are :  I  do  not  say  one  is  :  no  offence 
to  any  relative  or  friend  of  yours  :  I  had  not  a 
thought  of  the  kind  in  regard  to  the  lady  in  ques- 
tion !  God  knows  it ! 

Secretary.  You  convince  me,  my  dear  patron  ! 

Legate.  In  this  life,  we  must  all  make  some 
small  sacrifices,  and  the  sooner  we  make  them  the 
more  certain  is  our  reward.  I  myself  am  an 
instance  of  it.  The  enemy  had  despoiled  me  of 
my  gallery :  but  the  Virgin  opened  my  eyes  the 
wider  the  more  I  wept  before  her,  the  more  pro- 
mises I  made  her,  and  enabled  me  to  foresee  the 
fall  of  paper-money.  I  effected  large  purchases 
in  it,  very  large  indeed,  engaging  to  repay  it  in 
the  same  kind  after  six  months,  with  great  inte- 
rest. My  blessed  Patroness  enabled  me  to  perform 
it,  at  less  expense  than  a  plate  of  unpeppered 
cucumbers  in  August.  Nor  did  her  favour  and 
inspiration  end  here.  I  went,  I  remember  not  on 
what  business,  to  Massa  di  Carrara.  After  passing 
through  all  the  bed-chambers,  at  the  desire  of  the 
Duchess,  in  order  to  make  my  choice,  I  fixed 
upon  one  in  which  there  was  a  Holy  Family  by 
Titian. 

A  noble  picture,  Signer  Marchese  !  I  do  assure 
you,  Signer  Conte  !  the  picture  is  worth  ten 
thousand  crowns.  Signor  Corazza  !  if  you  had 
seen  that  picture,  you  would  have  cut  off  the  head 
of  the  Bambino  for  pure  affection.  Impossible 
to  resist  the  idea.  I  prayed  and  prayed  before  it, 
and  took  out  first  my  scissors,  then  my  penknife; 
then  I  thought  it  would  be  a  pity  to  lose  the 
rest ;  for  there  are  parts  about  the  Virgin,  too, 
most  delicately  touched.  Ah  what  a  carnation  ! 
what  a  carnation  !  the  warmest  local  colors,  the 
most  subtile  demitints,  a  glow  that  creeps  on 
insensibily  to  lose  itself  in  the  shades,  making 
the  heart  pant  and  the  innermost  soul  sigh 
after  it. 

All.  I  seize  it !  I  seize  it !  I  seize  it ! 

Legate.  It  was  no  easy  matter  to  put  up  pen- 
knife and  scissors ;  but  it  was  easier  than  to  sleep 
in  such  a  presence.  About  midnight  I  rose  and 
prayed  to  my  Protectress,  vowing  that,  if  she 
would  incline  the  heart  of  the  Duchess  to  my 
wishes,  I  would  place  a  crown  of  gold  over  her 
head,  and  another  of  silver  over  the  Bambino's. 
Whenever,  on  the  following  day,  any  person  en- 
tered the  chamber,  he  or  she  found  me  on  my 
knees  before  the  picture.  In  the  morning  I 
looked  pale ;  I  sighed  at  breakfast ;  I  abstained 
at  dinner;  I  retired  at  supper.  The  Duchess 
told  her  chaplain  to  inform  me  that  her  surgeon 
might  be  depended  on,  being  a  man  equally  of 
ability  and  discretion.  I  assured  him  I  seldom 
had  had  occasion  to  put  any  surgeon's  ability  to 
the  proof,  and  never  his  discretion  and  taciturnity. 
I  rose  in  her  good  opinion  for  both  these  merits, 
if  we  may  call  them  so.  I  then  expressed  to 
him,  in  confidence,  my  long  sufferings  and  ex- 


ceeding love  for  the  Virgin.  Whether  he  or  she 
informed  the  Duchess  of  them,  I  never  have  dis- 
covered :  but  her  Highness  said  so  many  kind 
words  to  me  on  the  subject,  that  I  could  no 
longer  refuse  to  eat  whatever  she  recommended. 
Yet  I  was  obliged  to  retire  immediately  after 
dinner,  partly  from  weakness  of  stomach,  and 
partly  from  the  rigid  devotion  which  occasioned 
it. 

"  What  can  be  the  matter  with  the  poor  car- 
dinal 1 "  said  her  Highness.  "  Highness !  the 
naked  truth  must  out,"  replied  the  chaplain. 
"  He  does  whatever  you  command  or  wish :  he 
smiles,  however  languidly ;  he  drinks,  one  would 
almost  think,  with  relish ;  he  oats,  I  will  not 
say  like  one  with  an  appetite,  b"t  at  least  as 
much ;  to  remove  all  anxiety  froL.  ur  High- 
ness." 

"  Well  but  this  naked  truth  .  „  I  have  the 
courage  to  encounter  it,"  said  the  Duchess. 
"  There  are  baths  at  Pisa  and  Lucca,  both  near, 
and  there  are  minerals  and  instruments  quite  at 
hand."  The  worthy  chaplain  shook  his  head,  and 
answered,  "  His  Eminence  does  nothing,  day  or 
night,  but  kneel  before  the  Holy  ^amily  in  his 
bed-chamber."  "  Then  get  the  cushion  well 
stuffed,"  said  her  Highness,  "or  let  him  have 
another  put  upon  it :  bring  him  the  green  velvet 
one  from  the  chapel ;  and  take  especial  care  that 
no  loose  gold-wire,  in  the  lace  about  it,  catches 
his  stockings." 

When  I  was  going  away  I  began  to  despair, 
and  I  prayed  again  to  my  blessed  Benefac- 
tress. 

Signor  Marchese  !  Signor  Conte !  She  never 
abandons  those  who  put  their  trust  in  her. 

Both.  Never,  never.  So  bountiful  is  she  that 
she  leaves  them  nothing  to  desire.  She  gives  all 
at  once. 

Legate.  On  the  morning  of  my  departure,  the 
Duchess  sent  up  some  fine  Dresden  porcelain  to 
my  room,  and  several  richly  bound  books,  re- 
questing my  acceptance,  she  was  graciously 
pleased  to  say,  of  the  few  trifling  things  she  had 
ordered  to  be  placed  there.  I  humbly  told  her  I 
could  not  deprive  her  of  any  luxury,  to  every 
kind  of  which  I  was  indifferent  and  dead.  Again 
she  politely  asked  me  if  there  was  nothing  I  would 
accept  as  a  remembrance  of  my  visit  to  Massa. 
After  a  pause,  and  after  those  protestations  of 
impossibility  which  good  manners  render  neces- 
sary, and  indeed  after  four  retrograde  steps,  it 
occurred  to  me  as  an  urgent  duty,  to  declare 
positively  that  I  would  only  take  the  picture; 
which,  if  left  where  it  was,  might  deprive  others, 
equally  devout,  of  as  much  sleep  as  I  had 
lost  by  it.  The  Duchess  stood  with  her  mouth 
open  .  .  and  very  pretty  teeth  she  had  in  those 
days  .  .  I  abashed  my  head,  kissed  her  hand,  and 
thanked  her  with  many  tears  and  tendernesses, 
for  a  gift  which  (to  me  at  least)  was  a  precious 
one,  said  I,  and  a  pledge  of  her  piety,  although 
no  proof  of  my  desert. 
.  Scampa.  The  Duchess  is  wealthy,  and  .  . 


LUCIAN  AND  TIMOTHEUS. 


17 


Legate.  I  do  assure  you,  Marchese,  she  was 
then  a  fine  woman,  little  above  fifty.  Gentlemen, 
I  will  visit  your  galleries,  knowing  their  contents, 


and  will  hear  your  reasonings,  anticipating  their 
validity.     (Rises  and  goes.) 
All.  We  are  lost! 


LUCIAN  AND  TIMOTHEUS. 


Timotheus.  I  am  delighted,  my  cousin  Lucian, 
to  observe  how  popular  are  become  your  Dialogues 
of  the  Dead.  Nothing  can  be  so  gratifying  and 
satisfactory  to  a  rightly  disposed  mind,  as  the 
subversion  of  imposture  by  the  force  of  ridicule. 
It  hath  scattered  the  crowd  of  heathen  gods  as  if 
a  thunderbolt  had  fallen  in  the  midst  of  them. 
Now,  I  am  jednfident  you  never  would  have 
assailed  the  false  religion,  unless  you  were  pre- 
pared for  the  reception  of  the  true.  For  it  hath 
always  been  an  indication  of  rashness  and  preci- 
pitancy, to  throw  down  an  edifice  before  you  have 
collected  materials  for  reconstruction. 

Lucian.  Of  all  metaphors  and  remarks,  I  be- 
lieve this  of  yours,  my  good  cousin  Timotheus,  is 
the  most  trite,  and  pardon  me  if  I  add,  the  most 
untrue.  Surely  we  ought  to  remove  an  error  the 
instant  we  detect  it,  although  it  may  be  out  of 
our  competence  to  state  and  establish  what  is 
right,  A  lie  should  be  exposed  as  soon  as  born  : 
we  are  not  to  wait  until  a  healthier  child  is  begot- 
ten. Whatever  is  evil  in  any  way  should  be 
abolished.  The  husbandman  never  hesitates  to 
eradicate  weeds,  or  to  burn  them  up,  because  he 
may  not  happen  at  the  time  to  carry  a  sack  on 
his  shoulder  with  wheat  or  barley  in  it.  Even  if 
no  wheat  or  barley  is  to  be  sown  in  future,  the 
weeding  and  burning  are  in  themselves  beneficial, 
and  something  better  will  spring  up. 

Timotheus.  That  is  not  so  certain. 

Lucian.  Doubt  it  as  you  may,  at  least  you  will 
allow  that  the  temporary  absence  of  evil  is  an 
advantage. 

Timotheus.  I  think,  0  Lucian,  you  would  reason 
much  better  if  you  would  come  over  to  our  belief. 

Lucian.  I  was  unaware  that  belief  is  an  encou- 
rager  and  guide  to  reason. 

Timotheus.  Depend  upon  it,  there  can  be  no 
stability  of  truth,  no  elevation  of  genius,  without 
an  unwavering  faith  in  our  holy  mysteries.  Babes 
and  sucklings  who  are  blest  with  it,  stand  higher, 
intellectually  as  well  as  morally,  than  stiff  unbe- 
lievers and  proud  sceptics. 

Lucian.  I  do  not  wonder  that  so  many  are 
firm  holders  of  this  novel  doctrine.  It  is  pleasant 
to  grow  wise  and  virtuous  at  so  small  an  expendi- 
ture of  thought  or  time.  This  saying  of  yours  is 
exactly  what  I  heard  spoken  with  angry  gravity 
not  long  ago. 

Timotheus.  Angry!  no  wonder!  for  it  is  im- 
possible to  keep  our  patience  when  truths  so 
incontrovertible  are  assailed.  What  was  your 
answer  1 

Lucian.  My  ans%wer  was.  If  you  talk  in  this 
manner,  my  honest  friend,  you  will  excite  a  spirit 
of  ridicule  in  the  gravest  and  most  saturnine  men, 


who  never  had  let  a  laugh  out  of  their  breasts 
before.  Lie  to  me,  and  welcome ;  but  beware  lest 
your  own  heart  take  you  to  task  for  it,  reminding 
you  that  both  anger  and  falsehood  are  reprehended 
by  all  religions,  yours  included. 

Timotheus.  Lucian  !  Lucian  !  you  have  always 
been  called  profane. 

Lucian.  For  what?  for  having  turned  into 
ridicule  the  gods  whom  you  have  turned  out  of 
house  and  home,  and  are  reducing  to  dust  ? 

Timotheus.  Well ;  but  you  are  equally  ready  to 
turn  into  ridicule  the  true  and  holy. 

Lucian.  In  other  words,  to  turn  myself  into  a 
fool.  He  who  brings  ridicule  to  bear  against 
Truth,  finds  in  his  hand  a  blade  without  a  hilt. 
The  most  sparkling  and  pointed  flame  of  wit 
flickers  and  expires  against  the  incombustible 
walls  of  her  sanctuary. 

Timotheus.  Fine  talking !  Do  you  know,  you 
have  really  been  called  an  atheist  1 

Lucian.  Yes,  yes;  I  know  it  well.  But,  in 
fact,  I  believe  there  are  almost  as  few  atheists  in 
the  world  as  there  are  Christians. 

Timotheus.  How !  as  few  1  Most  of  Europe, 
most  of  Asia,  most  of  Africa,  is  Christian. 

Lucian.  Show  me  five  men  in  each  who  obey 
the  commands  of  Christ,  and  I  will  show  you  five 
hundred  in  this  very  city  who  observe  the  dictates 
of  Pythagoras.  Every  Pythagorean  obeys  his 
defunct  philosopher ;  and  almost  every  Christian 
disobeys  his  living  God.  Where  is  there  one  who 
practises  the  most  important  and  the  easiest  of 
his  commands,  to  abstain  from  strife  1  Men  easily 
and  perpetually  find  something  new  to  quarrel 
about ;  but  the  objects  of  affection  are  limited  in 
number,  and  grow  up  scantily  and  slowly.  Even 
a  small  house'  is  often  too  spacious  for  them,  and 
there  is  a  vacant  seat  at  the  table.  Keligious 
men  themselves,  when  the  Deity  has  bestowed  on 
them  everything  they  prayed  for,  discover,  as  a 
peculiar  gift  of  Providence,  some  fault  in  the 
actions  or  opinions  of  a  neighbour,  and  run  it 
down,  crying  and  shouting  after  it,  with  more 
alacrity  and  more  clamour  than  boys  would  a 
leveret  or  a  squirrel  in  the  play-ground.  Are  our 
years  and  our  intellects,  and  the  word  of  God 
itself,  given  us  for  this,  0  Timotheu*.? 

Timotheus.  A  certain  latitude,  a  liberal  con- 
struction. .  . 

Lucian.  Ay,  ay!  These  "liberal  constructions" 
let  loose  all  the  worst  passions  into  those  "  certain 
latitudes."  The  priests  themselves,  who  ought  to 
be  the  poorest,  are  the  richest ;  who  ought  to  be 
the  most  obedient,  are  the  most  refractory  and 
rebellious.  All  trouble  and  all  piety  are  vicarious. 
They  send  missionaries,  at  the  cost  of  others,  into 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


foreign  lands,  to  teach  observances  which  they 
supersede  at  home.  I  have  ridiculed  the  puppets 
of  all  features,  all  colours,  all  sizes,  by  which  an 
impudent  and  audacious  set  of  impostors  have 
been  gaining  an  easy  livelihood  these  two  thou- 
sand years. 

Timotheus.  Gently  !  gently  !  Ours  have  not 
been  at  it  yet  two  hundred.  We  abolish  all 
idolatry.  We  know  that  Jupiter  was  not  the 
father  of  gods  and  men  :  we  know  that  Mars  was 
not  the  Lord  of  Hosts :  we  know  who  is  :  we 
are  quite  at  ease  upon  that  question. 

Lucian.  Are  you  so  fanatical,  my  good  Timo- 
theus,  as  to  imagine  that  the  Creator  of  the 
world  cares  a  fig  by  what  appellation  you  adore 
him  ?  whether  you  call  him  on  one  occasion 
Jupiter,  on  another  Apollo?  I  will  not  add 
Mars  or  Lord  of  Hosts ;  for,  wanting  as  I.  may  be 
in  piety,  I  am  not,  and  never  was,  so  impious  as 
to  call  the  Maker  the  Destroyer;  to  call  him 
Lord  of  Hosts  who,  according  to  your  holiest  of 
books,  declared  so  lately  and  so  plainly  that  he 
permits  no  hosts  at  all ;  much  less  will  he  take 
the  command  of  one  against  another.  Would 
any  man  in  his  senses  go  down  into  the  cellar, 
and  seize  first  an  amphora  from  the  right,  and 
then  an  amphora  from  the  left,  for  the  pleasure 
of  breaking  them  in  pieces,  and  of  letting  out  the 
wine  he  had  taken  the  trouble  to  put  in  1  We 
are  not  contented  with  attributing  to  the  gods 
our  own  infirmities ;  we  make  them  even  more 
wayward,  even  more  passionate,  even  more  exi- 
gent and  more  malignant :  and  then  some  of  us 
try  to  coax  and  cajole  them,  and  others  run  away 
from  them  outright. 

Timotheus.  No  wonder :  but  only  in  regard  to 
yours :  and  even  those  are  types. 

Lucian.  There  are  honest  men  who  occupy 
their  lives  in  discovering  types  for  all  things. 

Timotheus.  Truly  and  rationally  thou  speakest 
now.  Honest  men  and  wise  men  above  their 
fellows  are  they,  and  the  greatest  of  all  disco- 
verers. There  are  many  types  above  thy  reach, 
0  Lucian! 

Lucian.  And  one  which  my  mind,  and  perhaps 
yours  also,  can  comprehend.  There  is  in  Italy,  I 
hear,  on  the  border  of  a  quiet  and  beautiful  lake,* 
a  temple  dedicated  to  Diana ;  the  priests  of  which 
temple  have  murdered  each  his  predecessor  for 
unrecorded  ages. 

Timotheus.  What  of  that?  They  were  idolaters. 

Lucian.  They  made  the  type,  however :  take 
it  home  with  you,  and  hang  it  up  in  your 
temple. 

Timotheus.  Why !  you  seem  to  have  forgotten 
on  a  sudden  that  I  am  a  Christian  :  you  are  talk- 
ing of  the  heathens. 

Lucian.  True  !  true !  I  am  near  upon  eighty 
years  of  age,  and  to  my  poor  eyesight  one  thing 
looks  very  like  another. 

Timotheus.  You  are  too  indifferent. 

Lucian.  No  indeed.    I  love   those  best  who 


*  The  lake  of  Nemi. 


quarrel  least,  and  who  bring  into  public  use  the 
most  civility  and  good-humour. 

Timotheus.  Our  holy  religion  inculcates  this 
duty  especially. 

Lucian.  Such  being  the  case,  a  pleasant  story 
will  not  be  thrown  away  upon  you.  Xenophanes, 
my  townsman  of  Samosata,  was  resolved  to  buy 
a  new  horse :  he  had  tried  him,  and  liked  him 
well  enough.  I  asked  him  why  he  wished  to  dis- 
pose of  his  old  one,  knowing  how  sure-footed  he 
was,  how  easy  in  his  paces,  and  how  quiet  in  his 
pasture.  "  Very  true,  0  Lucian,"  said  he ;  "  the 
horse  is  a  clever  horse  ;  noble  eye,  beautiful  figure, 
stately  step ;  rather  too  fond  of  neighing  and  of 
shuffling  a  little  in  the  vicinity  of  a  mare ;  but 
tractable  and  good-tempered."  "  I  would  not 
have  parted  with  him  then,"  said  I.  "  The  fact 
is,"  replied  he,  "my  grandfather,  whom  I  am 
about  to  visit,  likes  no  horses  but  what  are  Sa- 
tumized.  To-morrow  I  begin  my  journey  :  come 
and  see  me  set  out."  I  went  at  the  hour 
appointed.  The  new  purchase  looked  quiet  and 
demure ;  but  he  also  pricked  up  his  ears,  and  gave 
sundry  other  tokens  of  equinity,  when  the  more 
interesting  part  of  his  fellow-creatures  came  near 
him.  As  the  morning  oats  began  to  operate,  he 
grew  more  and  more  unruly,  and  snapped  at  one 
friend  of  Xenophanes,  and  sidled  against  another, 
and  gave  a  kick  at  a  third.  "  All  in  play !  all  in 
play ! "  said  Xenophanes ;  "  his  nature  is  more  of 
a  lamb's  than  a  horse's."  However,  these  mute 
salutations  being  over,  away  went  Xenophanes. 
In  the  evening,  when  my  lamp  had  just  been 
replenished  for  the  commencement  of  my  studies, 
my  friend  came  in  striding  as  if  he  were  still 
across  the  saddle.  "  I  am  apprehensive,  0  Xeno- 
phanes," said  I,  "your  new  acquisition  has  dis- 
appointed you."  "Not  in  the  least,"  answered 
he.  "  I  do  assure  you,  0  Lucian !  he  is  the  very 
horse  I  was  looking  out  for."  On  my  requesting 
him  to  be  seated,  he  no  more  thought  of  doing 
so  than  if  it  had  been  in  the  presence  of  the 
Persian  king.  I  then  handed  my  lamp  to  him, 
telling  him  (as  was  true)  it  contained  all  the  oil 
I  had  in  the  house,  and  protesting  I  should  be 
happier  to  finish  my  Dialogue  in  the  morning. 
He  took  the  lamp  into  my  bed-room,  and  appeared 
to  be  much  refreshed  on  his  return.  Neverthe- 
less, he  treated  his  chair  with  great  delicacy  and 
circumspection,  and  evidently  was  afraid  of  break- 
ing it  by  too  sudden  a  descent.  I  did  not  revert 
to  the  horse  :  but  he  went  on  of  his  own  accord. 
"  I  declare  to  you,  0  Lucian  !  it  is  impossible  for 
me  to  be  mistaken  in  a  palfrey.  My  new  one  is 
the  only  one  in  Samosata  that  could  carry  me  at 
one  stretch  to  my  grandfather's."  "  But  has  he  ?" 
said  I,  timidly.  "  No ;  he  has  not  yet,"  answered 
my  friend.  "  To-morrow,  then,  I  am  afraid,  we 
really  must  lose  you."  "No,"  said  he;  "the 
horse  does  trot  hard :  but  he  is  the  better  for 
that :  I  shall  soon  get  used  to  him."  In  fine,  my 
worthy  friend  deferred  his  visit  to  his  grandfather: 
his  rides  were  neither  long  ner  frequent :  he  was 
ashamed  to  part  with  his  purchase,  boasted  of 


LUCIAN  AND  TIMOTHEUS. 


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him  everywhere,  and,  humane  as  he  is  by  nature, 
could  almost  have  broken  on  the  cross  the  quiet 
contented  owner  of  old  Bucephalus. 

Timotheus.  Am  I  to  understand  by  this,  0 
cousin  Lucian,  that  I  ought  to  be  contented  with 
the  impurities  of  paganism  ? 

Lucian.  Unless  you  are  very  unreasonable.  A 
moderate  man  finds  plenty  in  it. 

Timotheus.  We  abominate  the  Deities  who 
patronise  them,  and  we  hurl  down  the  images  of 
the  monsters. 

Lucian.  Sweet  cousin  !  be  tenderer  to  my  feel- 
ings. In  such  a  tempest  as  this,  my  spark  of 
piety  may  be  blown  out.  Hold  your  hand  cau- 
tiously before  it,  until  I  can  find  my  way.  Believe 
me,  no  Deities  (out  of  their  own  houses)  patronise 
immorality ;  none  patronise  unruly  passions,  least 
of  all  the  fierce  and  ferocious.  In  my  opinion, 
you  are  wrong  in  throwing  down  the  images  of 
those  among  them  who  look  on  you  benignly  : 
the  others  I  give  up  to  your  discretion.  •  But  I 
think  it  impossible  to  stand  habitually  in  the 
presence  of  a  sweet  and  open  countenance,  graven 
or  depicted,  without  in  some  degree  partaking  of 
the  character  it  expresses.  Never  tell  any  man 
that  he  can  derive  no  good,  in  his  devotions, 
from  this  or  from  that :  abolish  neither  hope  nor 
gratitude. 

Timot/ieus.  God  is  offended  at  vain  efforts  to 
represent  him. 

Lucian.  No  such  thing,  my  dear  Timotheus. 
If  you  knew  him  at  all,  you  would  not  talk  of  him 
so  irreverently.  He  is  pleased,  I  am  convinced,  at 
every  effort  to  resemble  him,  at  every  wish  to 
remind  both  ourselves  and  others  of  his  benefits. 
You  can  not  think  so  often  of  him  without  an 
effigy. 

Timotheus.  What  likeness  is  there  in  the 
perishable  to  the  unperishable  ] 

Lucian.  I  see  no  reason  why  there  may  not  be 
a  similitude.  All  that  the  senses  can  comprehend 
may  be  represented  by  any  material ;  clay  or 
fig-tree,  bronze  or  ivory,  porphyry  or  gold 
Indeed  I  have  a  faint  remembrance  that,  accord 
ing  to  your  sacred  volumes,  man  was  made  by 
God  after  his  own  image.  If  so,  man's  intellectua 
powers  are  worthily  exercised  in  attempting  to 
collect  all  that  is  beautiful,  serene,  and  dignified 
and  to  bring  him  back  to  earth  again  by  showing 
him  the  noblest  of  his  gifts,  the  work  most  lib 
his  own.  Surely  he  can  not  hate  or  abandon  those 
who  thus  cherish  his  memory,  and  thus  implor 
his  regard.  Perishable  and  imperfect  is  every 
thing  human :  but  in  these  very  qualities  I  fin 
the  best  reason  for  striving  to  attain  what  is  leas 
so.  Would  not  any  father  be  gratified  by  seeing 
his  child  attempt  to  delineate  his  features  1  An* 
would  not  the  gratification  be  rather  increase* 
than  diminished  by  his  incapacity?  How  lonj 
shall  the  narrow  mind  of  man  stand  betwee 
goodness  and  omnipotence  1  Perhaps  the  effig, 
of  your  ancestor  Isknos  is  unlike  him  :  whethe 
it  is  or  no,  you  can  not  tell :  but  you  keep  it  i 
your  hall,  and  would  be  angry  if  anybody  brok 


to  pieces  or  defaced  it.  Be  quite  sure  there  are 
many  who  think  as  much  of  their  gods  as  you 
tiink  of  your  ancestor  Isknos,  and  who  see  in 
heir  images  as  good  a  likeness.  Let  men  have 
heir  own  way,  especially  their  way  to  the  temples, 
t  is  easier  to  drive  them  out  of  one  road  than 
nto  another.  Our  judicious  and  good-humoured 
^rajan  has  found  it  necessary  on  many  occasions 
o  chastise  the  law-breakers  of  your  sect,  indiffer- 
nt  as  he  is  what  gods  are  worshipped,  so  long  as 
heir  followers  are  orderly  and  decorous.  The 
iercest  of  the  Dacians  never  knocked  off  Jupiter's 
)eard,  or  broke  an  arm  off  Venus :  and  the 
mperor  will  hardly  tolerate  in  those  who  have 
eceived  a  liberal  education  what  he  would  punish 
n  barbarians.  Do  not  wear  out  his  patience  : 
ry  rather  to  imitate  his  equity,  his  equanimity, 
and  forbearance. 

Timotheus.  I  have  been  listening  to  you  with 
much  attention,  0  Lucian!  for  I  seldom  have 
icard  you  speak  with  such  gravity.  And  yet, 

0  cousin  Lucian !  I  really  do  find  in  you  a  sad 
deficiency  of  that  wisdom  which  alone  is  of  any 
value.     You  talk  of  Trajan  !  what  is  Trajan  1 

Lucian.  A  beneficent  citizen,  an  impartial 
udge,  a  sagacious  ruler;  the  comrade  of  every 
jrave  soldier,  the  friend  and  associate  of  every 
man  eminent  in  genius,  throughout  his  empire, 
the  empire  of  the  world.  All  arts,  all  sciences, 
all  philosophies,  all  religions,  are  protected  by 
trim.  Wherefore  his  name  will  flourish,  when  the 
proudest  of  these  have  perished  in  the  land  of 
Egypt.  Philosophies  and  religions  will  strive, 
struggle,  and  suffocate  one  another.  Priesthoods, 

1  know  not  how  many,  are  quarrelling  and  scuf- 
fling in  the  street  at  this  instant,  all  calling  on 
Trajan  to  come  and  knock  an  antagonist  on  the 
head ;  and  the  most  peaceful  of  them,  as  it  wishes 
to  be  thought,  proclaiming  him  an  infidel  for 
turning  a  deaf  ear  to  its  imprecations.     Mankind 
was  never  so  happy  as  under  his  guidance  :  and 
he  has  nothing  now  to  do  but  to  put  down  the 
battles  of  the  gods.     If  they  must  fight  it  out,  he 
will  insist  on  our  neutrality. 

Timotheus.  He  has  no  authority  and  no  influ- 
ence over  us  in  matters  of  faith.  A  wise  and 
upright  man,  whose  serious  thoughts  lead  him 
forward  to  religion,  will  never  be  turned  aside 
from  it  by  any  worldly  consideration  or  any 
human  force. 

Lucian.  True :  but  mankind  is  composed  not 
entirely  of  the  upright  and  the  wise.  I  suspect 
that  we  may  find  some,  here  and  there,  who  are 
rather  too  fond  of  novelties  in  the  furniture  of 
temples :  and  I  have  observed  that  new  sects  are 
apt  to  warp,  crack,  and  split,  under  the  heat  they 
generate.  Our  homely  old  religion  has  run  into 
fewer  quarrels,  ever  since  the  Centaurs  and 
Lapiths  (whose  controversy  was  on  a  subject 
quite  comprehensible),  than  yours  has  engendered 
in  twenty  years. 

Timotheus.  We  shall  obviate  that  inconvenience 
by  electing  a  supreme  Pontiff  to  decide  all  differ- 
ences. It  has  been  seriously  thought  about  long 
c  2  . 


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ago  ;  and  latterly  we  have  been  making  out  an 
ideal  series  down  to  the  present  day,  in  orde 
that  our  successors  in  the  ministry  may  hav 
stepping-stones  up  to  the  fountain-head.  A 
first  the  disseminators  of  our  doctrines  wer 
equal  in  their  commission:  we  do  not  approv 
of  this  any  longer,  for  reasons  of  our  own. 

Lucian.  You  may  shut,  one  after  another,  al 
our  other  temples,  but,  I  plainly  see,  you  wil 
never  shut  the  temple  of  Janus.  The  Roman 
empire  will  never  lose  its  pugnacious  characte 
while  your  sect  exists.  The  only  danger  is,  les 
the  fever  rage  internally  and  consume  the  vitals 
If  you  sincerely  wish  your  religion  to  be  long 
lived,  maintain  in  it  the  spirit  of  its  constitution 
and  keep  it  patient,  humble,  abstemious,  domestic 
and  zealous  only  in  the  services  of  humanity 
Whenever  the  higher  of  your  priesthood  shal 
attain  the  riches  they  are  aiming  at,  the  people 
will  envy  their  possessions  and  revolt  from 
their  impostures.  Do  not  let  them  seize  upon 
the  palace,  and  shove  their  God  again  into  the 
manger. 

Timotheus.  Lucian  1  Lucian!  I  call  this  im- 
piety. 

Lucian.  So  do  I,  and  shudder  at  its  conse- 
quences. Caverns  which  at  first  look  inviting, 
the  roof  at  the  aperture  green  with  overhanging 
ferns  and  clinging  mosses,  then  glittering  with 
native  gems  and  with  water  as  sparkling  and 
pellucid,  freshening  the  air  all  around ;  these 
caverns  grow  darker  and  closer,  until  you  find 
yourself  among  animals  that  shun  the  daylight, 
adhering  to  the  walls,  hissing  along  the  bottom, 
flapping,  screeching,  gaping,  glaring,  making  you 
shrink  at  the  sounds,  and  sicken  at  the  smells, 
and  afraid  to  advance  or  retreat. 

Timotheus.  To  what  can  this  refer?  Our 
caverns  open  on  verdure,  and  terminate  in  veins 
of  gold. 

Lucian.  Veins  of  gold,  my  good  Timotheus, 
such  as  your  excavations  have  opened  and  are 
opening,  in  the  spirit  of  avarice  and  ambition, 
will  be  washed  (or  as  you  would  say  purified)  in 
streams  of  blood.  Arrogance,  intolerance,  resist- 
ance to  authority  and  contempt  of  law,  distin- 
guish your  aspiring  sectarians  from  the  other 
subjects  of  the  empire. 

Timotheus.  Blindness  hath  often  a  calm  and 
composed  countenance :  but,  my  cousin  Lucian  ! 
it  usually  hath  also  the  advantage  of  a  cautious 
and  a  measured  step.  It  hath  pleased  God  to 
blind  you,  like  all  the  other  adversaries  of  our 
faith :  but  he  has  given  you  no  staff  to  lean  upon. 
You  object  against  us  the  very  vices  from  which 
we  are  peculiarly  exempt. 

Lucian.  Then  it  is  all  a  story,  a  fable,  a  fabri- 
cation, about  one  of  your  earlier  leaders  cutting 
off  with  his  sword  a  servant's  ear  1  If  the  accusa- 
tion is  true,  the  offence  is  heavy.  For  not  only 
was  the  wounded  man  innocent  of  any  provoca- 
tion, but  he  is  represented  as  being  in  the  service 
of  the  High  Priest  at  Jerusalem.  Moreover,  from 
the  direction  and  violence  of  the  blow,  it  is  evi- 


dent that  his  life  was  aimed  at.  According  to 
law,  you  know,  my  dear  cousin,  all  the  party 
might  have  been  condemned  to  death,  as  acces- 
saries to  an  attempt  at  murder.  I  am  unwilling 
to  think  so  unfavourably  of  your  sect;  nor  indeed 
do  I  see  the  possibility  that,  in  such  an  outrage, 
the  principal  could  be  pardoned.  For  any  man 
but  a  soldier  to  go  about  armed  is  against  the 
Roman  law,  which,  on  that  head,  as  on  many 
others,  is  borrowed  from  the  Athenian  :  and  it  is 
incredible  that  in  any  civilised  country  so  barba- 
rous a  practice  can  be  tolerated.  Travellers  do 
indeed  relate,  that,  in  certain  parts  of  India,  there 
are  princes  at  whose  courts  even  civilians  are 
armed.  But  traveller  has  occasionally  the  same 
signification  as  liar,  and  India  as  fable.  How- 
ever, if  the  practice  really  does  exist  in  that 
remote  and  rarely  visited  country,  it  must  be  in 
some  region  of  it  very  far  beyond  the  Indus  or 
the  Ganges :  for  the  nations  situated  between 
those  rivers  are,  and  were  in  the  reign  of  Alex- 
ander, and  some  thousand  years  before  his  birth, 
as  civilised  as  the  Europeans :  nay,  incomparably 
more  courteous,  more  industrious,  and  more 
pacific ;  the  three  grand  criterions. 

But  answer  my  question :  is  there  any  founda- 
tion for  so  mischievous  a  report  1 

Timotheus.  There  was  indeed,  so  to  say,  an 
ar,  or  something  of  the  kind,  abscinded ;  pro- 
jably  by  mistake.  But  High  Priests'  servants 
are  prepense  to  follow  the  swaggering  gait  of  their 
masters,  and  to  carry  things  with  a  high  hand,  in 
such  wise  as  to  excite  the  choler  of  the  most  quiet, 
[f  you  knew  the  character  of  the  eminently  holy 
man  who  punished  the  atrocious  insolence  of 
rhat  bloody-minded  wretch,  you  would  be  sparing 
of  your  animadversions.  We  take  him  for  our 
model. 

Lucian.  I  see  you  do. 

Timotheus.   We  proclaim  him  Prince  of  the 
Apostles. 

Lucian.  I  am  the  last  in  the  world  to  question 
lis  princely  qualifications :  but,  if  I  might  advise 
ou,  it  should  be  to  follow  in  preference  him  whom 
pou  acknowledge  to  be  an  unerring  guide ;  who 
lelivered  to  you  his  ordinances  with  his  own  hand, 
equitable,  plain,  explicit,  compendious,  and  com- 
•lete ;  who  committed  no  violence,  who  counte- 
lanced  no  injustice,  whose  compassion  was  with- 
ut  weakness,  whose  love  was  without  frailty, 
whose  life  was  led  in  humility,  in  purity,  in  bene- 
icence,  and,  at  the  end,  laid  down  in  obedience  to 
is  father's  will. 

Timotheus.  Ah,  Lucian !  what  strangely  im- 
>erfect  notions  !  all  that  is  little. 

Lucian.  Enough  to  follow. 

Timotheus.  Not  enough  to  compell  others.  I 
id  indeed  hope,  0  Lucian  !  that  you  would  again 
ome  forward  with  the  irresistible  arrows  of  your 
wit,  and  unite  with  us  against  our  adversaries. 
5y  what  you  have  just  spoken,  I  doubt  no  longer 
tiat  you  approve  of  the  doctrines  inculcated  by 
lie  blessed  founder  of  our  religion. 

Lucian.  To  the  best  of  my  understanding. 


LUCIAN  AND  TIMOTHEUS. 


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Timotheus.  So  ardent  is  my  desire  for  the  sal- 
vation of  your  precious  soul,  0  my  cousin  !  that 
I  would  devote  many  hours  of  every  day  to  dis- 
putation with  you,  on  the  principal  points  of  our 
Christian  controversy. 

Lucian.  Many  thanks,  my  kind  Timotheus ! 
But  I  think  the  blessed  founder  of  your  religion 
very  strictly  forbade  that  there  should  be  any 
points  of  controversy.  Not  only  has  he  prohi- 
bited them  on  the  doctrines  he  delivered,  but  on 
everything  else.  Some  of  the  most  obstinate 
might  never  have  doubted  of  his  divinity,  if  the 
conduct  of  his  followers  had  not  repelled  them 
from  the  belief  of  it.  How  can  they  imagine  you 
sincere  when  they  see  you  disobedient  ?  It  is  in 
vain  for  you  to  protest  that  you  worship  the  God 
of  Peace,  when  you  are  found  daily  in  the  courts 
and  market-places  with  clenched  fists  and  bloody 
noses.  I  acknowledge  the  full  value  of  your  offer  ; 
but  really  I  am  as  anxious  for  the  salvation  of 
your  precious  time,  as  you  appear  to  be  for  the 
salvation  of  my  precious  soul ;  particularly  since 
I  am  come  to  the  conclusion  that  souls  can  not  be 
lost,  and  that  time  can. 

Timotheus.  We  mean  by  salvation  exemption 
from  eternal  torments. 

Lucian.  Among  all  my  old  gods  and  their 
children,  morose  as  some  of  the  senior  are,  and 
mischievous  as  are  some  of  the  junior,  I  have 
never  represented  the  worst  of  them  as  capable  of 
inflicting  such  atrocity.  Passionate  and  capri- 
cious and  unjust  are  several  of  them;  but  a 
skin  stripped  off  the  shoulder,  and  a  liver  tossed 
to  a  vulture,  are  among  the  worst  of  their  in- 
flictions. 

Timotheus.  This  is  scoffing. 

Lucian.  Nobody  but  an  honest  man  has  a  right 
to  scoff  at  anything. 

Timotheus.  And  yet  people  of  a  very  different 
cast  are  usually  those  who  scoff  the  most. 

Lucian.  We  are  apt  to  push  forward  at  that 
which  we  are  without :  the  low-born  at  titles  and 
distinctions,  the  silly  at  wit,  the  knave  at  the  sem- 
blance of  probity.  But  I  was  about  to  remark, 
that  an  honest  man  may  fairly  scoff  at  all  philo- 
sophies and  religions  which  are  proud,  ambitious, 
intemperate,  and  contradictory.  The  thing  most 
adverse  to  the  spirit  and  essence  of  them  all,  is 
falsehood.  It  is  the  business  of  the  philosophical 
to  seek  truth  :  it  is  the  office  of  the  religious  to 
worship  her;  under  what  name,  is  unimportant. 
The  falsehood  that  the  tongue  commits  is  slight 
in  comparison  with  what  is  conceived  by  the 
heart,  and  executed  by  the  whole  man,  through- 
out life.  If,  professing  love  and  charity  to  the 
human  race  at  large,  I  quarrel  day  after  day  with 
my  next  neighbour ;  if,  professing  that  the  rich 
can  never  see  God,  I  spend  in  the  luxuries  of  my 
household  a  talent  monthly ;  if,  professing  to 
place  so  much  confidence  in  his  word,  that,  in 
regard  to  worldly  weal,  I  need  take  no  care  for 
to-morrow,  I  accumulate  stores  even  beyond  what 
would  be  necessary,  though  I  quite  distrusted 
both  his  providence  and  his  veracity ;  if,  profess- 


ing that  "  he  who  giveth  to  the  poor  lendeth  to 
the  Lord,"  I  question  the  Lord's  security,  and 
haggle  with  him  about  the  amount  of  the  loan ; 
if,  professing  that  I  am  their  steward,  I  keep 
ninety-nine  parts  in  the  hundred  as  the  emolu- 
ment of  my  stewardship  ;  how,  when  God  hates 
liars  and  punishes  defrauders,  shall  I,  and  other 
such  thieves  and  hypocrites,  fare  hereafter  1 

Timotheus.  Let  us  hope  there  are  few  of  them. 

Lucian.  We  can  not  hope  against  what  is  :  we 
may,  however,  hope  that  in  future  these  will  be 
fewer  ;  but  never  while  the  overseers  of  a  priest- 
hood look  for  offices  out  of  it,  taking  the  lead  in 
politics,  in  debate,  and  strife.  Such  men  bring 
to  ruin  all  religion,  but  their  own  first,  and  raise 
unbelievers  not  only  in  divine  providence,  but  in 
human  faith. 

Timotheus.  If  they  leave  the  altar  for  the 
market-place,  the  sanctuary  for  the  senate-house, 
and  agitate  party  questions  instead  of  Christian 
verities,  everlasting  punishments  await  them. 

Lucian.  Everlasting? 

Timotheus.  Certainly :  at  the  very  least.  I 
rank  it  next  to  heresy  in  the  catalogue  of  sins  ; 
and  the  church  supports  my  opinion. 

Lucian.  I  have  no  measure  for  ascertaining  the 
distance  between  the  opinions  and  practices  of 
men  :  I  only  know  that  they  stand  widely  apart 
in  all  countries  on  the  most  important  occasions : 
but  this  newly-hatched  word  heresy,  alighting  on 
my  ear,  makes  me  rub  it.  A  beneficent  God 
descends  on  earth  in  the  human  form,  to  redeem 
us  from  the  slavery  of  sin,  from  the  penalty  of 
our  passions  :  can  you  imagine  he  will  punish  an 
error  in  opinion,  or  even  an  obstinacy  in  unbelief, 
with  everlasting  torments  ]  Supposing  it  highly 
criminal  to  refuse  to  weigh  a  string  of  arguments, 
or  to  cross-question  a  herd  of  witnesses,  on  a  sub- 
ject which  no  experience  has  warranted  and  no 
sagacity  can  comprehend ;  supposing  it  highly 
criminal  to  be  contented  with  the  religion  which 
our  parents  taught  us,  which  they  bequeathed  to 
us  as  the  most  precious  of  possessions,  and  which 
it  would  have  broken  their  hearts  if  they  had 
foreseen  we  should  cast  aside;  yet  are  eternal 
pains  the  just  retribution  of  what  at  worst  is  but 
indifference  and  supineness  ] 

Timotheus.  Our  religion  has  clearly  this  ad- 
vantage over  yours  :  it  teaches  us  to  regulate  our 
passions. 

Lucian.  Bather  say  it  tells  us.  I  believe  all 
religions  do  the  same ;  some  indeed  more  empha- 
tically and  primarily  than  others ;  but  that  indeed 
would  be  incontestably  of  divine  origin,  and 
acknowledged  at  once  by  the  most  sceptical, 
which  should  thoroughly  teach  it.  Now,  my 
friend  Timotheus,  I  think  you  are  about  seventy- 
five  years  of  age. 

Timotheus.  Nigh  upon  it. 

Lucian.  Seventy-five  years,  according  to  my  cal- 
culation, are  equivalent  to  seventy-five  gods  and 
goddesses  in  regulating  our  passions  for  us,  if  we 
speak  of  the  amatory,  which  are  always  thought 
in  every  stage  of  life  the  least  to  be  pardoned. 


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Timotheus.  Execrable  ! 

Lucian.  I  am  afraid  the  sourest  hang  longest 
on  the  tree.  Mimnermus  says, 

In  early  youth  we  often  sigh 
Because  our  pulses  beat  so  high ; 
All  this  we  conquer,  and  at  last 
We  sigh  that  we  are  grown  so  chaste. 

Timotheua.  Swine ! 

Lucian.  No  animal  sighs  oftener  or  louder.  But, 
my  dear  cousin,  the  quiet  swine  is  less  troublesome 
and  less  odious  than  the  grumbling  and  growling 
and  fierce  hyaena,  which  will  not  let  the  dead  rest  in 
their  graves.  We  maybe  merry  with  the  follies  and 
even  the  vices  of  men,  without  doing  or  wishing 
them  harm :  punishment  should  come  from  the 
magistrate,  not  from  us.  If  we  are  to  give  pain 
to  anyone  because  he  thinks  differently  from  us, 
we  ought  to  begin  by  inflicting  a  few  smart  stripes 
on  ourselves ;  for  both  upon  light  and  upon  grave 
occasions,  if  we  have  thought  much  and  often, 
our  opinions  must  have  varied.  We  are  always 
fond  of  seizing  and  managing  what  appertains  to 
others.  In  the  savage  state  all  belongs  to  all. 
Our  neighbours  the  Arabs,  who  stand  between 
barbarism  and  civilisation,  waylay  travellers,  and 
plunder  their  equipage  and  their  gold.  The 
wilier  marauders  in  Alexandria,  start  up  from 
under  the  shadow  of  temples,  force  us  to  change 
our  habiliments  for  theirs,  and  strangle  us  with 
fingere  dipped  in  holy  water  if  we  say  they  sit 
uneasily. 

Timotkeus.  This  is  not  the  right  view  of  things. 

Lucian.  That  is  never  the  right  view  which 
lets  in  too  much  light.  About  two  centuries  have 
elapsed  since  your  religion  was  founded.  Show 
me  the  pride  it  has  humbled;  show  me  the  cruelty 
it  has  mitigated ;  show  me  the  lust  it  has  extin- 
guished or  repressed.  I  have  now  been  living 
ten  years  in  Alexandria;  and  you  never  will 
accuse  me,  I  think,  of  any  undue  partiality  for 
the  system  in  which  I  was  educated :  yet,  from 
all  my  observation,  I  find  no  priest  or  elder,  in 
your  community,  wise,  tranquil,  firm,  and  sedate, 
as  Epicurus,  and  Carneades,  and  Zeno,  and  Epic- 
tetus ;  or  indeed  in  the  same  degree  as  some  who 
were  often  called  forth  into  political  and  military 
life  ;  Epaminondas,  for  instance,  and  Phocion. 

Timotkeus.  I  pity  them  from  my  soul :  they 
were  ignorant  of  the  truth :  they  are  lost,  my 
cousin  !  take  my  word  for  it,  they  are  lost  men. 

Lucian.  Unhappily,  they  are.  I  wish  we  had 
them  back  again ;  or  that,  since  we  have  lost 
them,  we  could  at  least  find  among  us  the  virtues 
they  left  for  our  example. 

Timotheus.  Alas,  my  poor  cousin !  you  too  are 
blind  :  you  do  not  understand  the  plainest  words, 
nor  comprehend  those  verities  which  are  the  most 
evident  and  palpable.  Virtues!  if  the  poor 
wretches  had  any,  they  were  false  ones. 

Lucian.  Scarcely  ever  has  there  been  a  poli- 
tician, in  any  free  state,  without  much  falsehood 
and  duplicity.  I  have  named  the  most  illustrious 
exceptions.  Slender  and  irregular  lines  of  a 
darker  colour  run  along  the  bright  blade  that 


decides  the  fate  of  nations,  and  may  indeed  be 
necessary  to  the  perfection  of  its  temper.  The 
great  warrior  has  usually  his  darker  lines  of 
haracter,  necessary  (it  may  be)  to  constitute 
lis  greatness.  No  two  men  possess  the  same 
quantity  of  the  same  virtues,  if  they  have  many 
or  much.  We  want  some  which  do  not  far  out- 
step us,  and  which  we  may  follow  with  the  hope 
of  reaching ;  we  want  others  to  elevate,  and  others 
:o  defend  us.  The  order  of  things  would  be  less 
>eautiful  without  this  variety.  Without  the  ebb 
and  flow  of  our  passions,  but  guided  and  mode- 
rated by  a  beneficent  light  above,  the  ocean  of 
ife  would  stagnate ;  and  zeal,  devotion,  elo- 
quence, would  become  dead  carcases,  collapsing 
and  wasting  on  unprofitable  sands.  The  vices  of 
some  men  cause  the  virtues  of  others,  as  corrup- 
tion is  the  parent  of  fertility. 

Timotheus.  0  my  cousin !  this  doctrine  is 
diabolical. 

Lucian.  What  is  it  ] 

Timotheus.  Diabolical :  a  strong  expression  in 
daily  use  among  us.  We  turn  it  a  little  from  its 
origin. 

Lucian.  Timotheus,  I  love  to  sit  by  the  side 
of  a  clear  water,  although  there  is  nothing  in  it 
but  naked  stones.  Do  not  take  the  trouble  to 
muddy  the  stream  of  language  for  my  benefit : 
I  am  not  about  to  fish  in  it. 

Timotheus.  Well ;  we  will  speak  about  things 
which  come  nearer  to  your  apprehension.  I  only 
wish  you  were  somewhat  less  indifferent  in  your 
choice  between  the  true  and  the  false. 

Lucian.  We  take  it  for  granted  that  what  is 
not  true  must  be  false. 

Timotheus.  Surely  we  do. 

Lucian.  This  is  erroneous. 

Timotheus.  Are  you  grown  captious?  Pray 
explain. 

Lucian.  What  is  not  true,  I  need  not  say,  must 
be  untrue  :  but  that  alone  is  false  which  is  in- 
tended to  deceive.  A  witness  may  be  mistaken, 
yet  you  would  not  call  him  a  false  witness  unless 
he  asserted  what  he  knew  to  be  false. 

Timotheus.  Quibbles  upon  words ! 

Lucian.  On  words,  on  quibbles,  if  you  please 
to  call  distinctions  so,  rests  the  axis  of  the  intel- 
lectual world.  A  winged  word  hath  stuck  ineradi- 
cably  in  a  million  hearts,  and  envenomed  every 
hour  throughout  their  hard  pulsation.  On  a 
winged  word  hath  hung  the  destiny  of  nations. 
On  a  winged  word  hath  human  wisdom  been 
willing  to  cast  the  immortal  soul,  and  to  leave 
it  dependent  for  all  its  future  happiness.  It  is 
because  a  word  is  unsusceptible  of  explanation, 
or  because  they  who  employed  it  were  impatient 
of  any,  that  enormous  evils  have  prevailed,  not 
only  against  our  common  sense,  but  against  our 
common  humanity.  Hence  the  most  pernicious 
of  absurdities,  far  exceeding  in  folly  and  mischief 
the  worship  of  three-score  gods  ;  namely,  that  an 
implicit  faith  in  what  outrages  our  reason,  which 
we  know  is  God's  gift  and  bestowed  on  us  for  our 
guidance,  that  this  weak,  blind,  stupid  faith  is 


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surer  of  his  favour  than  the  constant  practice  of 
every  human  virtue.  They  at  whose  hands  one 
prodigious  lie,  such  as  this,  hath  been  accepted, 
may  reckon  on  their  influence  in  the  dissemina- 
tion of  many  smaller,  and  may  turn  them  easily 
to  their  own  account.  Be  sure  they  will  do  it 
sooner  or  later.  The  fly  floats  on  the  surface 
for  a  while,  but  up  springs  the  fish  at  last  and 
swallows  it. 

Timoiheus.  Was  ever  man  so  unjust  as  you  are? 
The  abominable  old  priesthoods  are  avaricious 
and  luxurious  :  ours  is  willing  to  stand  or  fall  by 
maintaining  its  ordinances  of  fellowship  and 
frugality.  Point  out  to  me  a  priest  of  our  religion 
whom  you  could,  by  any  temptation  or  entreaty, 
so  far  mislead,  that  he  shall  reserve  for  his  own 
consumption  one  loaf,  one  plate  of  lentils,  while 
another  poor  Christian  hungers.  In  the  mean- 
while the  priests  of  Isis  are  proud  and  wealthy, 
and  admit  none  of  the  indigent  to  their  tables. 
And  now,  to  tell  you  the  whole  truth,  my  cousin 
Lucian,  I  come  to  you  this  morning  to  propose 
that  we  should  lay  our  heads  together  and  com- 
pose a  merry  dialogue  on  these  said  priests  of 
Isis.  What  say  you ! 

Lucian.  These  said  priests  of  Isis  have  already 
been  with  me,  several  times,  on  a  similar  business 
in  regard  to  yours. 

Timotheus.  Malicious  wretches ! 

Lucian.  Beside,  they  have  attempted  to  per- 
suade me  that  your  religion  is  borrowed  from 
theirs,  altering  a  name  a  little,  and  laying  the 
scene  of  action  in  a  corner,  in  the  midst  of 
obscurity  and  ruins. 

Timotheus.  The  wicked  dogs !  the  hellish  liars ! 
We  have  nothing  in  common  with  such  vile  im- 
postors. Are  they  not  ashamed  of  taking  such 
unfair  means  of  lowering  us  in  the  estimation  of 
our  fellow-citizens?  And  so,  they  artfully  came 
to  you,  craving  any  spare  jibe  to  throw  against 
us  !  They  lie  open  to  these  weapons ;  we  do  not : 
we  stand  above  the  malignity,  above  the  strength, 
of  man.  You  would  do  justly  in  turning  their 
own  devices  against  them  :  it  would  be  amusing 
to  see  how  they  would  look.  If  you  refuse  me, 
I  am  resolved  to  write  a  Dialogue  of  the  Dead, 
myself,  and  to  introduce  these  hypocrites  in  it. 

Lucian.  Consider  well  first,  my  good  Timo- 
theus, whether  you  can  do  any  such  thing  with 
propriety ;  I  mean  to  say  judiciously  in  regard  to 
composition. 

Timotheus.  I  always  thought  you  generous  and 
open-hearted,  and  quite  inaccessible  to  jealousy. 

Lucian.  Let  nobody  ever  profess  himself  so 
much  as  that :  for,  although  he  may  be  insensible 
of  the  disease,  it  lurks  within  him,  and  only 
waits  its  season  to  break  out.  But  really,  my 
cousin,  at  present  I  feel  no  symptoms :  and,  to 
prove  that  I  am  ingenuous  and  sincere  with  you, 
these  are  my  reasons  for  dissuasion.  We  believers 
in  the  Homeric  family  of  gods  and  goddesses, 
believe  also  in  the  locality  of  Tartarus  and 
Elysium.  We  entertain  no  doubt  whatever,  that 
the  passions  of  men  and  demigods  and  gods,  are 


nearly  the  same  above-ground  and  below;  and 
that  Achilles  would  dispatch  his  spear  through 
the  body  of  any  shade  who  would  lead  Briseis  too 
far  among  the  myrtles,  or  attempt  to  throw 
the  halter  over  the  ears  of  any  chariot-horse 
belonging  to  him  in  the  meads  of  asphodel. 
We  admit  no  doubt  of  these  verities,  delivered 
down  to  us  from  the  ages  when  Theseus  and 
Hercules  had  descended  into  Hades  itself.  Instead 
of  a  few  stadions  in  a  cavern,  with  a  bank  and  a 
bower  at  the  end  of  it,  under  a  very  small  portion 
of  our  diminutive  Hellas,  you  Christians  possess 
the  whole  cavity  of  the  earth  for  punishment,  and 
the  whole  convex  of  the  sky  for  felicity. 

Timotheus.  Our  passions  are  burnt  out  amid 
the  fires  of  purification,  and  our  intellects  are 
elevated  to  the  enjoyment  of  perfect  intelligence. 

Lucian.  How  silly  then  and  incongruous  would 
it  be,  not  to  say  how  impious,  to  represent  your 
people  as  no  better  and  no  wiser  than  they  were 
before,  and  discoursing  on  subjects  which  no 
longer  can  or  ought  to  concern  them.  Christians 
must  think  your  Dialogue  of  the  Dead  no  less 
irreligious  than  their  opponents  think  mine,  and 
infinitely  more  absurd.  If  indeed  you  are  re- 
solved on  this  form  of  composition,  there  is  no 
topic  which  may  not,  with  equal  facility,  be  dis- 
cussed on  earth ;  and  you  may  intersperse  as 
much  ridicule  as  you  please,  without  any  fear  of 
censure  for  inconsistency  or  irreverence.  Hitherto 
such  writers  have  confined  their  view  mostly  to 
speculative  points,  sophistic  reasonings,  and  sar- 
castic interpellations. 

Timotheus.  Ha  4  you  are  always  fond  of  throw- 
ing a  little  pebble  at  the  lofty  Plato,  whom  we,  on 
the  contrary,  are  ready  to  receive  (in  a  manner) 
as  one  of  ourselves. 

Lucian.  To  throw  pebbles  is  a  very  uncertain 
way  of  showing  where  lie  defects.  Whenever  I 
have  mentioned  him  seriously,  I  have  brought 
forward,  not  accusations,  but  passages  from  his 
writings,  such  as  no  philosopher  or  scholar  or 
moralist  can  defend. 

Timotheus.  His  doctrines  are  too  abstruse  and 
too  sublime  for  you. 

Lucian.  Solon,  Anaxagoras,  and  Epicurus,  are 
more  sublime,  if  truth  is  sublimity. 

Timotlieus.  Truth  is  indeed ;  for  God  is  truth. 

Lucian.  We  are  upon  earth  to  learn  what  can 
be  learnt  upon  earth,  and  not  to  speculate  on 
what  never  can  be.  This  you,  0  Timotheus,  may 
call  philosophy :  to  me  it  appears  the  idlest  of 
curiosity ;  for  every  other  kind  may  teach  us 
something,  and  may  lead  to  more  beyond.  Let 
men  learn  what  benefits  men ;  above  all  things, 
to  contract  their  wishes,  to  calm  their  passions, 
and,  more  especially,  to  dispell  their  fears.  Now 
these  are  to  be  dispelled,  not  by  collecting  clouds, 
but  by  piercing  and  scattering  them.  In  the 
dark  we  may  imagine  depths  and  highths  immea- 
surable, which,  if  a  torch  be  carried  right  before 
us,  we  find  it  easy  to  leap  across.  Much  of  what 
we  call  sublime  is  only  the  residue  of  infancy,  and 
the  worst  of  it. 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


The  philosophers  I  quoted  are  too  capacious  for 
schools  and  systems.  Without  noise,  without 
ostentation,  without  mystery,  not  quarrelsome,  not 
captious,  not  frivolous,  their  lives  were  commen- 
taries on  their  doctrines.  Never  evaporating  into 
mist,  never  stagnating  into  mire,  their  limpid 
and  broad  morality  runs  parallel  with  the  lofty 
summits  of  their  genius. 

Timotheus.  Genius !  was  ever  genius  like  Plato's? 

Lucian.  The  most  admired  of  his  Dialogues, 
his  Banquet,  is  beset  with  such  puerilities,  de- 
formed with  such  pedantry,  and  disgraced  with 
Buch  impurity,  that  none  but  the  thickest  beards, 
and  chiefly  of  the  philosophers  and  the  satyrs, 
should  bend  over  it.  On  a  former  occasion  he 
has  given  us  a  specimen  of  history,  than  which 
nothing  in  our  language  is  worse  :  here  he  gives 
us  one  of  poetry,  in  honour  of  Love,  for  which  the 
god  has  taken  ample  vengeance  on  him,  by  per- 
verting his  taste  and  feelings.  The  grossest  of  all 
the  absurdities  in  this  dialogue  is,  attributing  to 
Aristophanes,  so  much  of  a  scoffer  and  so  little  of 
a  visionary,  the  silly  notion  of  male  and  female 
having  been  originally  complete  in  one  person, 
and  walking  circuitously.  He  may  be  joking : 
who  knows  ? 

Timotheus.  Forbear !  forbear !  do  not  call  this 
notion  a  silly  one :  he  took  it  from  our  Holy 
Scriptures,  but  perverted  it  somewhat.  Woman 
was  made  from  man's  rib,  and  did  not  require  to 
be  cut  asunder  all  the  way  down  :  this  is  no  proof 
of  bad  reasoning,  but  merely  of  misinterpretation. 

Lucian.  If  you  would  rather  have  bad  reason- 
ing, I  will  adduce  a  little  of  it.  Farther  on,  he 
wishes  to  extoll  the  wisdom  of  Agathon  by  attri- 
buting to  him  such  a  sentence  as  this. 

"  It  is  evident  that  Love  is  the  most  beautiful 
of  the  gods,  because  he  is  the  youngest  of  them." 

Now  even  on  earth,  the  youngest  is  not  always 
the  most  beautiful ;  how  infinitely  less  cogent 
then  is  the  argument  when  we  come  to  speak  of 
the  Immortals,  with  whom  age  can  have  no  con- 
cern !  There  was  a  time  when  Vulcan  was  the 
youngest  of  the  gods  :  was  he  also,  at  that  time, 
and  for  that  reason,  the  most  beautiful  ?  Your 
philosopher  tells  us,  moreover,  that  "  Love  is  of 
all  deities  the  most  liquid ;  else  he  never  could 
fold  himself  about  everything,  and  flow  into  and 
out  of  men's  souls." 

The  three  last  sentences  of  Agathon's  rhapsody 
are  very  harmonious,  and  exhibit  the  finest  spe- 
cimen of  Plato's  style ;  but  we,  accustomed  as 
we  are  to  hear  him  lauded  for  his  poetical 
diction,  should  hold  that  poem  a  very  indifferent 
one  which  left  on  the  mind  so  superficial  an  im- 
pression. The  garden  of  Academus  is  flowery 
without  fragrance,  and  dazzling  without  warmth : 
I  am  ready  to  dream  away  an  hour  in  it  after 
dinner,  but  I  think  it  unsalutary  for  a  night's 
repose.  So  satisfied  was  Plato  with  his  Banquet, 
that  he  says  of  himself,  in  the  person  of  Socrates, 
"How  can  I  or  anyone  but  find  it  difficult  to 
speak  after  a  discourse  so  eloquent?  It  would 
have  been  wonderful  if  the  brilliancy  of  the  sen- 


tences at  the  end  of  it,  and  the  choice  of  expression 
throughout,  had  not  astonished  all  the  auditors. 
I,  who  can  never  say  anything  nearly  so  beautiful, 
would  if  possible  have  made  my  escape,  and  have 
fairly  run  off  for  shame."  He  had  indeed  much 
better  run  off  before  he  made  so  wretched  a  pun 
on  the  name  of  Gorgias.  "  I  dreaded,"  says  he, 
"lest  Agathon,  measuring  my  discourse  by  the 
head  of  the  eloquent  Gorgias,  should  turn  me  to 
stone  for  inability  of  utterance." 

Was  there  ever  joke  more  frigid  ?  What  painful 
twisting  of  unelastic  stuff!  If  Socrates  was  the 
wisest  man  in  the  world,  it  would  require  another 
oracle  to  persuade  us,  after  this,  that  he  was  the 
wittiest.  But  surely  a  small  share  of  common 
sense  would  have  made  him  abstain  from  hazard- 
ing such  failures.  He  falls  on  his  face  in  very  flat 
and  very  dry  ground;  and,  when  he  gets  up 
again,  his  quibbles  are  well-nigh  as  tedious  as  his 
witticisms.  However,  he  has  the  presence  of 
mind  to  throw  them  on  the  shoulders  of  Diotima, 
whom  he  calls  a  prophetess,  and  who,  ten  years 
before  the  Plague  broke  out  in  Athens,  obtained 
from  the  gods  (he  tells  us)  that  delay.  Ah  !  the 
gods  were  doubly  mischievous :  they  sent  her 
first.  Read  her  words,  my  cousin,  as  delivered 
by  Socrates ;  and  if  they  have  another  Plague  in 
store  for  us,  you  may  avert  it  by  such  an  act  of 
expiation. 

Timotheus.  The  world  will  have  ended  before 
ten  years  are  over. 

Lucian.  Indeed ! 

Timotheus.  It  has  been  pronounced. 

Lucian.  How  the  threads  of  belief  and  unbelief 
run  woven  close  together  in  the  whole  web  of  human 
life!  Come,  come;  take  courage;  you  will  have 
time  for  your  Dialogue.  Enlarge  the  circle;  enrich 
it  with  a  variety  of  matter,  enliven  it  with  a  multi- 
tude of  characters,  occupy  the  intellect  of  the 
thoughtful,  the  imagination  of  the  lively  ;  spread 
the  board  with  solid  viands,  delicate  rarities,  and 
sparkling  wines;  and  throw,  along  the  whole 
extent  of  it,  geniality  and  festal  crowns. 

Timotheus.  What  writer  of  dialogues  hath  ever 
done  this,  or  undertaken,  or  conceived,  or  hoped  it  ] 

Lucian.  None  whatever ;  yet  surely  you  your- 
self may,  when  even  your  babes  and  sucklings  are 
endowed  with  abilities  incomparably  greater  than 
our  niggardly  old  gods  have  bestowed  on  the  very 
best  of  us. 

Timotheus.  I  wish,  my  dear  Lucian,  you  would 
let  our  babes  and  sucklings  lie  quiet,  and  say  no 
more  about  them  :  as  for  your  gods,  I  leave  them 
at  your  mercy.  Do  not  impose  on  me  the  per- 
formance of  a  task  in  which  Plato  himself,  if  he 
had  attempted  it,  would  have  failed. 

Lucian.  No  man  ever  detected  false  reasoning 
with  more  quickness  ;  but  unluckily  he  called  in 
Wit  at  the  exposure ;  and  Wit,  I  am  sorry  to  say, 
held  the  lowest  place  in  his  household.  He  sadly 
mistook  the  qualities  of  his  mind  in  attempting 
the  facetious ;  or  rather,  he  fancied  he  possessed 
one  quality  more  than  belonged  to  him.  But,  if 
be  himself  had  not  been  a  worse  quibbler  than 


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any  whose  writings  are  come  down  to  us,  we 
might  have  been  gratified  by  the  exposure  of 
wonderful  acuteness  wretchedly  applied.  It  is  no 
small  service  to  the  community  to  turn  into  ridi- 
cule the  grave  impostors,  who  are  contending 
which  of  them  shall  guide  and  govern  us,  whether 
in  politics  or  religion.  There  are  always  a  few 
who  will  take  the  trouble  to  walk  down  among 
the  sea-weeds  and  slippery  stones,  for  the  sake  of 
showing  their  credulous  fellow-citizens  that  skins 
filled  with  sand,  and  set  upright  at  the  forecastle, 
are  neither  men  nor  merchandise. 

Timotheus.  I  can  bring  to  mind,  0  Lucian,  no 
writer  possessing  so  great  a  variety  of  wit  as  you. 

Lucian.  No  man  ever  possessed  any  variety  of 
this  gift ;  and  the  holder  is  not  allowed  to  ex- 
change the  quality  for  another.  Banter  (and  such 
is  Plato's)  never  grows  large,  never  sheds  its 
bristles,  and  never  do  they  soften  into  the  humorous 
or  the  facetious. 

Timotheus.  I  agree  with  you  that  banter  is  the 
worst  species  of  wit.  We  have  indeed  no  correct 
}dea  what  persons  those  really  were  whom  Plato 
drags  by  the  ears,  to  undergo  slow  torture  under 
Socrates.  One  sophist,  I  must  allow,  is  precisely 
like  another :  no  discrimination  of  character, 
none  of  manner,  none  of  language. 

Lucian.  He  wanted  the  fancy  and  fertility  of 
Aristophanes. 

TimotJieus.  Otherwise,  his  mind  was  more 
elevated  and  more  poetical. 

Lucian.  Pardon  me  if  I  venture  to  express  my 
dissent  in  both  particulars.  Knowledge  of  the 
human  heart,  and  discrimination  of  character,  are 
requisites  of  the  poet.  Few  ever  have  possessed 
them  in  an  equal  degree  with  Aristophanes : 
Plato  has  given  no  indication  of  either. 

Timotheus.  But  consider  his  imagination. 

Lucian.  On  what  does  it  rest  1  He  is  nowhere 
so  imaginative  as  in  his  Polity.  Nor  is  there  any 
state  in  the  world  that  is,  or  would  be,  governed 
by  it.  One  day  you  may  find  him  at  his  counter 
in  the  midst  of  old-fashioned  toys,  which  crack 
and  crumble  under  his  fingers  while  he  exhibits 
and  recommends  them :  another  day,  while  he  is 
sitting  on  a  goat's  bladder,  I  may  discover  his  bald 
head  surmounting  an  enormous  mass  of  loose 
chaff  and  uncleanly  feathers,  which  he  would  per- 
suade you  is  the  pleasantest  and  healthiest  of  beds, 
and  that  dreams  descend  on  it  from  the  gods. 
"Open  your  mouth  and  shut  your  eyes  and  see  what 
Zeus  shall  send  you," 

says  Aristophanes  in  his  favourite  metre.  In  this 
helpless  condition  of  closed  optics  and  hanging 
jaw,  we  find  the  followers  of  Plato.  It  is  by  shut- 
ting their  eyes  that  they  see,  and  by  opening  their 
mouths  that  they  apprehend.  Like  certain  broad- 
muzzled  dogs,  all  stand  equally  stiff  and  staunch, 
although  few  scent  the  game,  and  their  lips  wag; 
and  water,  at  whatever  distance  from  the  net. 
We  must  leave  them  with  their  hands  hanging 
down  before  them,  confident  that  they  are  wiser 
than  we  are,  were  it  only  for  this  attitude  of 
humility.  It  is  amusing  to  see  them  in  it  before 


the  tall  well-robed  Athenian,  while  he  mis-spells 
the  charms,  and  plays  clumsily  the  tricks,  he 
acquired  from  the  conjurors  here  in  Egypt.  I 
wish  you  better  success  with  the  same  materials. 
But  in  my  opinion  all  philosophers  should  speak 
clearly.  The  highest  things  are  the  purest  and 
brightest;  and  the  best  writers  are  those  who 
render  them  the  most  intelligible  to  the  world 
below.  In  the  arts  and  sciences,  and  particularly 
in  music  and  metaphysics,  this  is  difficult :  but 
the  subjects  not  being  such  as  lie  within  the  range 
of  the  community,  I  lay  little  stress  upon  them, 
and  wish  authors  to  deal  with  them  as  they  best 
may,  only  beseeching  that  they  recompense  us, 
by  bringing  within  our  comprehension  the  other 
things  with  which  they  are  intrusted  for  us.  The 
followers  of  Plato  fly  off  indignantly  from  any 
such  proposal.  If  I  ask  them  the  meaning  of 
some  obscure  passage,  they  answer  that  I  am 
unprepared  and  unfitted  for  it,  and  that  his  mind 
is  so  far  above  mine,  I  can  not  grasp  it.  I  look  up 
into  the  faces  of  these  worthy  men,  who  mingle 
so  much  commiseration  with  so  much  calmness, 
and  wonder  at  seeing  them  look  no  less  vacant 
than  my  own. 

Timotheus.  You  have  acknowledged  his  elo- 
quence, while  you  derided  his  philosophy  and 
repudiated  his  morals. 

Lucian.  Certainly  there  was  never  so  much 
eloquence  with  so  little  animation.  When  he  has 
heated  his  oven,  he  forgets  to  put  the  bread  into 
it ;  instead  of  which,  he  throws  in  another  bundle 
of  faggots.  His  words  and  sentences  are  often  too 
large  for  the  place  they  occupy.  If  a  water-melon 
is  not  to  be  placed  in  an  oyster-shell,  neither  is  a 
grain  of  millet  in  a  golden  salver.  At  high  festi- 
vals a  full  band  may  enter :  ordinary  conversation 
goes  on  better  without  it. 

Timotheus.  There  is  something  so  spiritual  about 
him,  that  many  of  us  Christians  are  firmly  of 
opinion  he  must  have  been  partially  enlightened 
from  above. 

Lucian.  I  hope  and  believe  we  all  are.  His 
entire  works  are  in  our  library.  Do  me  the  favour 
to  point  out  to  me  a  few  of  those  passages  where 
in  poetry  he  approaches  the  spirit  of  Aristophanes, 
or  where  in  morals  he  comes  up  to  Epictetus. 

Timotheus.  It  is  useless  to  attempt  it  if  you 
carry  your  prejudices  with  you.  Beside,  my  dear 
cousin,  I  would  not  offend  you,  but  really  your 
mind  has  no  point  about  it  which  could  be  brought 
to  contact  or  affinity  with  Plato's. 

Lucian.  In  the  universality  of  his  genius  there 
must  surely  be  some  atom  coincident  with  another 
in  mine.  You  acknowledge,  as  everybody  must 
do,  that  his  wit  is  the  heaviest  and  lowest :  pray, 
is  the  specimen  he  has  given  us  of  history  at  all 
better  ? 

Timotheus.  I  would  rather  look  to  the  loftiness 
of  his  mind,  and  the  genius  that  sustains  him. 

Lucian.  So  would  I.  Magnificent  words,  and 
the  pomp  and  procession  of  stately  sentences,  may 
accompany  genius,  but  are  not  always  nor  fre- 
quently called  out  by  it.  The  voice  ought  not  to 


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be  perpetually  nor  much  elevated  in  the  ethic 
and  didactic,  nor  to  roll  sonorously,  as  if  it  issued 
from  a  mask  in  the  theatre.  The  horses  in  the 
plain  under  Troy  are  not  always  kicking  and 
neighing;  nor  is  the  dust  always  raised  in  whirl- 
winds on  the  banks  of  Simois  and  Scamander; 
nor  are  the  rampires  always  in  a  blaze.  Hector 
has  lowered  his  helmet  to  the  infant  of  Andromache, 
and  Achilles  to  the  embraces  of  Briseis.  I  do 
not  blame  the  prose-writer  who  opens  his  bosom 
occasionally  to  a  breath  of  poetry;  neither,  on 
the  contrary,  can  I  praise  the  gait  of  that  pedes- 
trian who  lifts  up  his  legs  as  high  on  a  bare  heath 
as  in  a  corn-field.  Be  authority  as  old  and  obsti- 
nate as  it  may,  never  let  it  persuade  you  that  a 
man  is  the  stronger  for  being  unable  to  keep 
himself  on  the  ground,  or  the  weaker  for  breath- 
ing quietly  and  softly  on  ordinary  occasions.  Tell 
me,  over  and  over,  that  you  find  every  great  qua- 
lity in  Plato :  let  me  only  once  ask  you  in  return, 
whether  he  ever  is  ardent  and  energetic,  whether 
he  wins  the  affections,  whether  he  agitates  the 
heart.  Finding  him  deficient  in  every  one  of 
these  faculties,  I  think  his  disciples  have  extolled 
him  too  highly.  Where  power  is  absent,  we  may 
find  the  robes  of  genius,  but  we  miss  the  throne. 
He  would  acquit  a  slave  who  killed  another  in 
self-defence,  but  if  he  killed  any  free  man  even  in 
self-defence,  he  was  not  only  to  be  punished  with 
death,  but  to  undergo  the  cruel  death  of  a  parri- 
cide. This  effeminate  philosopher  was  more  severe 
than  the  manly  Demosthenes,  who  quotes  a  law 
against  the  striking  of  a  slave :  and  Diogenes,  when 
one  ran  away  from  him,  remarked  that  it  would 
be  horrible  if  Diogenes  could  not  do  without  a 
slave,  when  a  slave  could  do  without  Diogenes  ? 

Timotheus.  Surely  the  allegories  of  Plato  are 
evidences  of  his  genius. 

Lucian.  A  great  poet  in  the  hours  of  his  idleness 
may  indulge  in  allegory:  but  the  highest  poetical 
character  will  never  rest  on  so  unsubstantial  a 
foundation.  The  poet  must  take  man  from  God's 
hands,  must  look  into  every  fibre  of  his  heart  and 
brain,  must  be  able  to  take  the  magnificent  work 
to  pieces,  and  to  reconstruct  it.  When  this  labour 
is  completed,  let  him  throw  himself  composedly 
on  the  earth,  and  care  little  how  many  of  its 
ephemeral  insects  creep  over  him.  In  regard  to 
these  allegories  of  Plato,  about  which  I  have  heard 
so  much,  pray  what  and  where  are  they?  You 
hesitate,  my  fair  cousin  Timotheus  !  Employ  one 
morning  in  transcribing  them,  and  another  in 
noting  all  the  passages  which  are  of  practical 
utility  in  the  commerce  of  social  life,  or  purify 
our  affections  at  home,  or  excite  and  elevate  our 
enthusiasm  in  the  prosperity  and  glory  of  our 
country.  Useful  books,  moral  books,  instructive 
books,  are  easily  composed :  and  surely  so  great  a 
writer  should  present  them  to  us  without  blot  or 
blemish  :  I  find  among  his  many  volumes  no  copy 
of  a  similar  composition.  My  enthusiasm  is  not 
easily  raised  indeed ;  yet  such  a  whirlwind  of  a 
poet  must  carry  it  away  with  him  ;  nevertheless, 
here  I  stand,  calm  and  collected,  not  a  hair  of  my 


beard  in  commotion.  Declamation  will  find  its 
echo  in  vacant  places :  it  beats  ineffectually  on 
the  well-furnished  mind.  Give  me  proof;  bring 
the  work ;  show  the  passages ;  convince,  confound, 
overwhelm  me. 

Timotheus.  I  may  do  that  another  time  with 
Plato.  And  yet,  what  effect  can  I  hope  to  pro- 
duce on  an  unhappy  man  who  doubts  even  that 
the  world  is  on  the  point  of  extinction? 

Lucian.  Are  there  many  of  your  association  who 
believe  that  this  catastrophe  is  so  near  at  hand  ? 

Timolheus.  We  all  believe  it;  or  rather,  we 
all  are  certain  of  it. 

Lucian.  How  so  1  Have  you  observed  any  frac- 
ture in  the  disk  of  the  sun  ?  Are  any  of  the  stars 
loosened  in  their  orbits  1  Has  the  beautiful  light 
of  Venus  ceased  to  pant  in  the  heavens,  or  has 
the  belt  of  Orion  lost  its  gems  1 

Timotheus.  0  for  shame ! 

Lucian.  Rather  should  I  be  ashamed  of  indif- 
ference on  so  important  an  occasion. 

Timotheus.  We  know  the  fact  by  surer  signs. 

Lucian.  These,  if  you  could  vouch  for  them, 
would  be  sure  enough  for  me.  The  least  of  them 
would  make  me  sweat  as  profusely  as  if  I  stood 
up  to  the  neck  in  the  hot  preparation  of  a 
mummy.  Surely  no  wise  or  benevolent  philo- 
sopher could  ever  have  uttered  what  he  knew  or 
believed  might  be  distorted  into  any  such  inter- 
pretation. For  if  men  are  persuaded  that  they 
and  their  works  are  so  soon  about  to  perish,  what 
provident  care  are  they  likely  to  take  in  the 
education  and  welfare  of  their  families  ?  What 
sciences  will  they  improve,  what  learning  will 
they  cultivate,  what  monuments  of  past  ages 
will  they  be  studious  to  preserve,  who  are  certain 
that  there  can  be  no  future  ones?  Poetry  will  be 
censured  as  rank  profaneness,  eloquence  will  be 
converted  into  howls  and  execrations,  statuary 
will  exhibit  only  Midases  and  Ixions,  and  all  the 
colours  of  painting  will  be  mixed  together  to  pro- 
duce one  grand  conflagration :  flammantia  mcenia 
mundi. 

Timotheus.  Do  not  quote  an  atheist ;  especially 
in  Latin.  I  hate  the  language  :  the  Romans  are 
beginning  to  differ  from  us  already. 

Lucian.  Ah !  you  will  soon  split  into  smaller 
fractions.  But  pardon  me  my  unusual  fault  of 
quoting.  Before  I  let  fall  a  quotation  I  must  be 
taken  by  surprise.  I  seldom  do  it  in  conversa- 
tion, seldomer  in  composition ;  for  it  mars  the 
beauty  and  unity  of  style,  especially  when  it 
invades  it  from  a  foreign  tongue.  A  quoter  is 
either  ostentatious  of  his  acquirements  or  doubt- 
ful of  his  cause.  And  moreover,  he  never  walks 
gracefully  who  leans  upon  the  shoulder  of  another, 
however  gracefully  that  other  may  walk.  Hero- 
dotus, Plato,  Aristoteles,  Demosthenes,  are  no 
quoters.  Thucydides,  twice  or  thrice,  inserts  a 
few  sentences  of  Pericles  :  but  Thucydides  is  an 
emanation  of  Pericles,  somewhat  less  clear  in- 
deed, being  lower,  although  at  no  great  distance 
from  that  purest  and  most  pellucid  source.  The 
best  of  the  Romans,  I  agree  with  you,  are  remote 


f  LUCIAN  AND  TIMOTHEUS. 


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from  such  originals,  if  not  in  power  of  mind,  or 
in  acuteness  of  ^remark,  or  in  sobriety  of  judg- 
ment, yet  In  the  graces  of  composition.  While  I 
admired,  with  a  species  of  awe  such  as  not  Homer 
himself  ever  impressed  me  with,  the  majesty  and 
sanctimony  of  Livy,  I  have  been  informed  by 
learned  Romans  that  in  the  structure  of  his  sen- 
tences he  is  often  inharmonious,  and  sometimes 
uncouth.  I  can  imagine  such  uncouthness  in  the 
goddess  of  battles,  confident  of  power  and  victory, 
when  part  of  her  hair  is  waving  round  the  helmet, 
loosened  by  the  rapidity  of  her  descent  or  the 
vibration  of  her  spear.  Composition  may  be  too 
adorned  even  for  beauty.  In  painting  it  is  often 
requisite  to  cover  a  bright  colour  with  one  less 
bright ;  and,  in  language,  to  relieve  the  ear  from 
the  tension  of  high  notes,  even  at  the  cost  of  a 
discord.  There  are  urns  of  which  the  borders  are 
too  prominent  and  too  decorated  for  use,  and 
which  appear  to  be  brought  out  chiefly  for 
state,  at  grand  carousals.  The  author  who  imi- 
tates the  artificers  of  these,  shall  never  have  my 
custom. 

Timotheus.  I  think  you  judge  rightly :  but  I 
do  not  understand  languages :  I  only  understand 
religion. 

Lucian.  He  must  be  a  most  accomplished,  a 
most  extraordinary  man,  who  comprehends  them 
both  together.  We  do  not  even  talk  clearly  when 
we  are  walking  in  the  dark. 

Timotheus.  Thou  art  not  merely  walking  in  the 
dark,  but  fast  asleep. 

Lucian.  And  thou,  my  cousin,  wouldst  kindly 
awaken  me  with  a  red-hot  poker.  I  have  but  a 
few  paces  to  go  along  the  corridor  of  life :  prythee 
let  me  turn  into  my  bed  again  and  lie  quiet. 
Never  was  any  man  less  an  enemy  to  religion 
than  I  am,  whatever  may  be  said  to  the  con- 
trary :  and  you  shall  judge  of  me  by  the  sound- 
ness of  my  advice.  If  your  leaders  are  in  earnest, 
as  many  think,  do  persuade  them  to  abstain 
from  quarrelsomeness  and  contention,  and  not 
to  declare  it  necessary  that  there  should  per- 
petually be  a  religious  as  well  as  a  political  war 
between  east  and  west.  No  honest  and  consi- 
derate man  will  believe  in  their  doctrines,  who, 
inculcating  peace  and  good-will,  continue  all  the 
time  to  assail  their  fellow-citizens  with  the  utmost 
rancour  at  every  divergency  of  opinion,  and,  for- 
bidding the  indulgence  of  the  kindlier  affections, 
exercise  at  full  stretch  the  fiercer.  This  is  certain : 
if  they  obey  any  commander,  they  will  never 
sound  a  charge  when  his  order  is  to  sound  a 
retreat :  if  they  acknowledge  any  magistrate,  they 
will  never  tear  down  the  tablet  of  his  edicts. 

Timotheus.  We  have  what  is  all-sufficient. 

Lucian.  I  see  you  have. 

Timotheus.  You  have  ridiculed  all  religion  and 
all  philosophy. 

Lucian.  I  have  found  but  little  of  either, 
have  cracked  many  a  nut,  and  have  come  only  to 
dust  or  maggots. 

Timotlieus.  To  say  nothing  of  the  saints,  are  al 
philosophers  fools  or  impostors?  And,  because 


you  can  not  rise  to  the  ethereal  highths  of  Plato, 
nor  comprehend  the  real  magnitude  of  a  man  so 
much  above  you,  must  he  be  a  dwarf  ? 

Lucian.  The  best  sight  is  not  that  which'sees 
best  in  the  dark  or  the  twilight ;  for  no  objects 
are  then  visible  in  their  true  colours  and  just 
proportions ;  but  it  is  that  which  presents  to  us 
things  as  they  are,  and  indicates  what  is  within 
our  reach  and  what  is  beyond  it.  Never  were 
any  three  writers,  of  high  celebrity,  so  little 
understood  in  the  main  character,  as  Plato, 
Diogenes,  and  Epicurus.  Plato  is  a  perfect 
master  of  logic  and  rhetoric ;  and  whenever  he 
errs  in  either,  as  I  have  proved  to  you  he  does 
occasionally,  he  errs  through  perverseness,  not 
through  unwariness.  His  language  often  settles 
into  clear  and  most  beautiful  prose,  often  takes 
an  imperfect  and  incoherent  shape  of  poetry,  and 
often,  cloud  against  cloud,  bursts  with  a  vehement 
detonation  in  the  air.  Diogenes  was  hated  both 
by  the  vulgar  and  the  philosophers.  By  the 
philosophers,  because  he  exposed  their  igno- 
rance, ridiculed  their  jealousies,  and  rebuked 
their  pride :  by  the  vulgar,  because  they  never 
can  endure  a  man  apparently  of  their  own  class 
who  avoids  their  society  and  partakes  in  none 
of  their  humours,  prejudices,  and  animosities. 
What  right  has  he  to  be  greater  or  better  than 
they  are  1  he  who  wears  older  clothes,  who  eats 
staler  fish,  and  possesses  no  vote  to  imprison  or 
banish  anybody.  I  am  now  ashamed  that  I 
mingled  in  the  rabble,  and  that  I  could  not  resist 
the  childish  mischief  of  smoking  him  in  his  tub. 
He  was  the  wisest  man  of  his  time,  not  excepting 
Aristoteles,-  for  he  knew  that  he  was  greater 
than  Philip  or  Alexander.  Aristoteles  did  not 
know  that  he  himself  was,  or,  knowing  it,  did 
not  act  up  to  his  knowledge ;  and  here  is  a 
deficiency  of  wisdom. 

Timotheus.  Whether  you  did  or  did  not  strike 
the  cask,  Diogenes  would  have  closed  his  eyes 
equally.  He  would  never  have  come  forth  and 
seen  the  truth,  had  it  shone  upon  the  world  in 
that  day.  But,  intractable  as  was  this  recluse, 
Epicurus,  I  fear,  is  quite  as  lamentable.  What 
horrible  doctrines  ! 

Lucian.  Enjoy,  said  he,  the  pleasant  walks 
where  you  are :  repose,  and  eat  gratefully  the 
fruit  that  falls  into  your  bosom :  do  not  weary 
your  feet  with  an  excursion,  at  the  end  whereof 
you  will  find  no  resting-place :  reject  not  the 
odour  of  roses  for  the  fumes  of  pitch  and  sulphur. 
What  horrible  doctrines ! 

Timotheus.  Speak  seriously.  He  was  much 
too  bad  for  ridicule. 

Lucian.  I  will  then  speak  as  you  desire  me, 
seriously.  His  smile  was  so  unaffected  and  so 
graceful,  that  I  should  have  thought  it  very 
injudicious  to  set  my  laugh  against  it.  No  phi- 
losopher ever  lived  with  such  uniform  purity, 
such  abstinence  from  censoriousness,  from  con- 
troversy, from  jealousy,  and  from  arrogance. 

Timotheus.  Ah  poor  mortal !  I  pity  him,  as 
far  as  may  be ;  he  is  in  hell :  it  would  be  wicked 


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to  wish  him  out :  we  are  not  to  murmur  against 
the  all-wise  dispensations. 

Ludan.  I  am  sure  he  would  not ;  and  it  is 
therefore  I  hope  he  is  more  comfortable  than  you 
believe. 

Timotheus.  Never  have  I  defiled  my  fingers, 
and  never  will  I  defile  them,  by  turning  over  his 
writings.  But  in  regard  to  Plato,  I  can  have  no 
objection  to  take  your  advice. 

Lucian.  He  will  reward  your  assiduity :  but  he 
will  assist  you  very  little  if  you  consult  him 
principally  (and  eloquence  for  this  should  princi- 
pally be  consulted)  to  strengthen  your  humanity. 
Grandiloquent  and  sonorous,  his  lungs  seem  to 
play  the  better  for  the  absence  of  the  heart.  His 
imagination  is  the  most  conspicuous,  buoyed  up 
by  swelling  billows  over  unsounded  depths.  There 
are  his  mild  thunders,  there  are  his  glowing 
clouds,  his  traversing  coruscations,  and  his  shoot- 
ing stars.  More  of  true  wisdom,  more  of  trust- 
worthy manliness,  more  of  promptitude  and  power 
to  keep  you  steady  and  straightforward  on  the 
perilous  road  of  life,  may  be  found  in  the  little 
manual  of  Epictetus,  which  I  could  write  in  the 
palm  of  my  left-hand,  than  there  is  in  all  the 
rolling  and  redundant  volumes  of  this  mighty 
rhetorician,  which  you  may  begin  to  transcribe  on 
the  summit  of  the  great  Pyramid,  carry  down 
over  the  Sphynx  at  the  bottom,  and  continue  on 
the  sands  half-way  to  Memphis.  And  indeed  the 
materials  are  appropriate ;  one  part  being  far 
above  our  sight,  and  the  other  on  what,  by  the 
most  befitting  epithet,  Homer  calls  the  no-corn- 
bearing. 

Timotheus.  There  are  many  who  will  stand 
against  you  on  this  ground. 

Lucian.  With  what  perfect  ease  and  fluency  do 
some  of  the  dullest  men  in  existence  toss  over 
and  discuss  the  most  elaborate  of  all  works ! 
How  many  myriads  of  such  creatures  would  be 
insufficient  to  furnish  intellect  enough  for  any 
single  paragraph  in  them  !  Yet  'we  think  this,'  'we 
advise  that,'  are  expressions  now  become  so  custo- 
mary, that  it  would  be  difficult  to  turn  them  into 
ridicule.  We  must  pull  the  creatures  out  while 
they  are  in  the  very  act,  and  show  who  and  what 
they  are.  One  of  these  fellows  said  to  Caius  Fus- 
cus  in  my  hearing,  that  there  was  a  time  when 
it  was  permitted  him  to  doubt  occasionally  on 
particular  points  of  criticism,  but  that  the  time 
was  now  over.  » 

Timotheus.  And  what  did  you  think  of  such 
arrogance  ]  What  did  you  reply  to  such  imper- 
tinence 1 

Lucian.  Let  me  answer  one  question  at  a  time. 
First:  I  thought  him  a  legitimate  fool,  of  the 
purest  breed.  Secondly  :  I  promised  him  I  would 
always  be  contented  with  the  judgment  he  had 
rejected,  leaving  him  and  his  friends  in  the 
enjoyment  of  the  rest. 

Timotheus.  And  what  said  he  ? 

Ludan.  I  forget.  He  seemed  pleased  at  my 
acknowledgment  of  his  discrimination,  at  my  defe- 
rence and  delicacy.  He  wished,  however,  I  had 


studied  Plato,  Xenophon,  and  Cicero,  more  atten- 
tively ;  without  which  preparatory  discipline,  no 
two  persons  could  be  introduced  advantageously 
into  a  dialogue.  I  agreed  with  him  on  this  posi- 
tion, remarking  that  we  ourselves  were  at  that 
very  time  giving  our  sentence  on  the  fact.  He 
suggested  a  slight  mistake  on  my  side,  and  ex- 
pressed a  wish  that  he  were  conversing  with  a 
writer  able  to  sustain  the  opposite  part.  With 
his  experience  and  skill  in  rhetoric,  his  long 
habitude  of  composition,  his  knowledge  of  life,  of 
morals,  and  of  character,  he  should  be  less  verbose 
than  Cicero,  less  gorgeous  then  Plato,  and  less 
trimly  attired  than  Xenophon. 

Timotheus.  If  he  spoke  in  that  manner,  he 
might  indeed  be  ridiculed  for  conceitedness  and 
presumption,  but  his  language  is  not  altogether 
a  fool's. 

Lucian.  I  deliver  his  sentiments,  not  his  words: 
for  who  would  read,  or  who  would  listen  to  me,  if 
such  fell  from  me  as  from  him  1  Poetry  has  its 
probabilities,  so  has  prose  :  when  people  cry  out 
against  the  representation  of  a  dullard,  Could  he 
have  spoken  all  that  ?  '  Certainly  no,'  is  the  reply : 
neither  did  Priam  implore,  in  harmonious  verse, 
the  pity  of  Achilles.  We  say  only  what  might 
be  said,  when  great  postulates  are  conceded. 

Timotheus.  We  will  pretermit  these  absurd  and 
silly  men  :  but,  cousin  Lucian  !  cousin  Lucian  ! 
the  name  of  Plato  will  be  durable  as  that  of 
Sesostris. 

Lucian.  So  will  the  pebbles  and  bricks  which 
gangs  of  slaves  erected  into  a  pyramid.  I  do 
not  hold  Sesostris  in  much  higher  estimation 
than  those  quieter  lumps  of  matter.  They,  O 
Timotheus,  who  survive  the  wreck  of  ages,  are 
by  no  means,  as  a  body,  the .  worthiest  of  our 
admiration.  It  is  in  these  wrecks,  as  in  those  at 
sea,  the  best  things  are  not  always  saved.  Hen- 
coops and  empty  barrels  bob  upon  the  surface, 
under  a  serene  and  smiling  sky,  when  the  graven 
or  depicted  images  of  the  gods  are  scattered  on 
invisible  rocks,  and  when  those  who  most  resem- 
bled them  in  knowledge  and  beneficence  are 
devoured  by  cold  monsters  below. 

Timotheus.  You  now  talk  reasonably,  seriously, 
almost  religiously.  Do  you  ever  pray  ? 

Ludan.  I  do.  It  was  no  longer  than  five  years 
ago  that  I  was  deprived  by  death  of  my  dog  Mela- 
nops.  He  had  uniformly  led  an  innocent  life ; 
for  I  never  would  let  him  walk  out  with  me,  lest 
he  should  bring  home  in  his  mouth  the  remnant 
of  some  god  or  other,  and  at  last  get  bitten  or 
stung  by  one.  I  reminded  Anubis  of  this  :  and 
moreover  I  told  him,  what  he  ought  to  be  aware 
of,  that  Melanops  did  honour  to  his  relationship. 

Timotheus.  I  can  not  ever  call  it  piety  to  pray 
for  dumb  and  dead  beasts. 

Lucian.  Timotheus  !  Timotheus !  have  you  no 
heart?  have  you  no  dog1?  do  you  always  pray 
only  for  yourself] 

Timotheus.  We  do  not  believe  that  dogs  can 
live  again. 

Lucian.  More  shame  for  you  !    If  they  enjoy 


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and  suffer,  if  they  hope  and  fear,  if  calamities  and 
wrongs  befall  them,  such  as  agitate  their  hearts 
and  excite  their  apprehensions;  if  they  possess 
the  option  of  being  grateful  or  malicious,  and 
choose  the  worthier ;  if  they  exercise  the  same 
sound  judgment  on  many  other  occasions,  some 
for  their  own  benefit  and  some  for  the  benefit  of 
their  masters;  they  have  as  good  a  chance  of  a 
future  life,  and  a  better  chance  of  a  happy  one, 
than  half  the  priests  of  all  the  religions  in  the 
world.  Wherever  there  is  the  choice  of  doing 
well  or  ill,  and  that  choice  (often  against  a  first 
impulse)  decides  for  well,  there  must  not  only  be 
a  soul  of  the  same  nature  as  man's,  although  of 
less  compass  and  comprehension,  but,  being  of 
the  same  nature,  the  same  immortality  must 
appertain  to  it ;  for  spirit,  like  body,  may  change, 
but  can  not  be  annihilated. 

It  was  among  the  prejudices  of  former  times 
that  pigs  are  uncleanly  animals,  and  fond  of  wal- 
lowing in  the  mire  for  mire's  sake.  Philosophy 
has  now  discovered,  that  when  they  roll  in  mud 
and  ordure,  it  is  only  from  an  excessive  love  of 
cleanliness,  and  a  vehement  desire  to  rid  them- 
selves of  scabs  and  vermin.  Unfortunately,  doubts 
keep  pace  with  discoveries.  They  are  like  warts, 
of  which  the  blood  that  springs  from  a  great  one 
extirpated,  makes  twenty  little  ones. 

Timotheus.  The  Hydra  would  be  a  more  noble 
simily. 

Lucian.  I  was  indeed  about  to  illustrate  my 
position  by  the  old  Hydra,  so  ready  at  hand  and 
so  tractable ;  but  I  will  never  take  hold  of  a  hydra, 
when  a  wart  will  serve  my  turn. 

Timotheus.  Continue  then. 

Ludan.  Even  children  are  now  taught,  in  de- 
spite of  jEsop,  that  animals  never  spoke.  The 
uttermost  that  can  be  advanced  with  any  show 
of  confidence  is,  that  if  they  spoke  at  all,  they 
spoke  in  unknown  tongues.  Supposing  the  fact, 
is  this  a  reason  why  they  should  not  be  respected] 
Quite  the  contrary.  If  the  tongues  were  unknown, 
it  tends  to  demonstrate  our  ignorance,  not  theirs. 
If  we  could  not  understand  them,  while  they 
possessed  the  gift,  here  is  no  proof  that  they  did 
not  speak  to  the  purpose,  but  only  that  it  was 
not  to  our  purpose :  which  may  likewise  be  said 
with  equal  certainty  of  the  wisest  men  that  ever 
existed.  How  little  have  we  learned  from  them, 
for  the  conduct  of  life  or  the  avoidance  of  cala- 
mity !  Unknown  tongues,  indeed !  yes,  so  are 
all  tongues  to  the  vulgar  and  the  negligent. 

Timotheus.  It  comforts  me  to  hear  you  talk  in 
this  manner,  without  a  glance  at  our  gifts  and 
privileges. 

Lucian.  I  am  less  incredulous  than  you  sup- 
pose, my  cousin !  Indeed  I  have  been  giving  you 
what  ought  to  be  a  sufficient  proof  of  it. 

Timotheus.  You  have  spoken  with  becoming 
gravity,  I  must  confess. 

Ludan.  Let  me  then  submit  to  your  judgment 
some  fragments  of  history  which  have  lately  fallen 
into  my  hands.  There  is  among  them  a  Hymn, 
of  which  the  metre  is  so  incondite,  and  the  phra- 


seology so  ancient,  that  the  grammarians  have 
attributed  it  to  Linus.  But  the  Hymn  will  inte- 
rest you  less,  and  is  less  to  our  purpose,  than  the 
tradition  ;  by  which  it  appears  that  certain  priests 
of  high  antiquity  were  of  the  brute  creation. 

Timotheus.  No  better,  any  of  them. 

Ludan.  Now  you  have  polished  the  palms  of 
your  hands,  I  will  commence  my  narrative  from 
the  manuscript. 

Timotheus.  Pray  do. 

Ludan.  There  existed  in  the  city  of  Nephosis 
a  fraternity  of  priests,  reverenced  by  the  appella- 
tion of  Gasteres.  It  is  reported  that  they  were 
not  always  of  their  present  form,  but  were  birds, 
aquatic  and  migratory,  a  species  of  cormorant. 
The  poet  Linus,  who  lived  nearer  the  transforma- 
tion (if  there  indeed  was  any),  sings  thus,  in  his 
Hymn  to  Zeus. 

"  Thy  power  is  manifest,  0  Zeus  !  in  the  Gas- 
teres. Wild  birds  were  they,  strong  of  talon, 
clanging  of  wing,  and  clamorous  of  gullet.  Wild 
birds,  0  Zeus !  wild  birds ;  now  cropping  the 
tender  grass  by  the  river  of  Adonis,  and  breaking 
the  nascent  reed  at  the  root,  and  depasturing  the 
sweet  nymphaea ;  now  again  picking  up  serpents 
and  other  creeping  things  on  each  hand  of  old 
jEgyptos,  whose  head  is  hidden  in  the  clouds. 

"  0  that  Mnemosyne  would  command  the 
staidest  of  her  three  daughters  to  stand  and  sing 
before  me  !  to  sing  clearly  and  strongly.  How 
before  thy  throne,  Saturnian  !  sharp  voices  arose, 
even  the  voices  of  Here  and  of  thy  children. 
How  they  cried  out  that  innumerable  mortal 
men,  various-tongued,  kid-roasters  in  tent  and 
tabernacle,  devising  in  their  many-turning  hearts 
and  thoughtful  minds  how  to  fabricate  well- 
rounded  spits  of  beech-tree,  how  such  men, 
having  been  changed  into  brute  animals,  it  be- 
hoved thee  to  trim  the  balance,  and  in  thy  wisdom 
to  change  sundry  brute  animals  into  men ;  in 
order  that  they  might  pour  out  flame-coloured 
wine  unto  thee,  and  sprinkle  the  white  flower  of 
the  sea  upon  the  thighs  of  many  bulls,  to  pleasure 
thee.  Then  didst  thou,  0  storm-driver !  over- 
shadow far  lands  with  thy  dark  eyebrows,  looking 
down  on  them,  to  accomplish  thy  will.  And 
then  didst  thou  behold  the  Gasteres,  fat,  tall, 
prominent-crested,  purple-legged,  daedal-plumed, 
white  and  black,  changeable  in  colour  as  Iris. 
And  lo  !  thou  didst  will  it,  and  they  were  men." 

Timotheus.  No  doubt  whatever  can  be  enter- 
tained of  this  Hymn's  antiquity.  But  what 
farther  says  the  historian  ? 

Ludan.  I  will  read  on,  to  gratify  you. 

"  It  is  recorded  that  this  ancient  order  of  a 
most  lordly  priesthood  went  through  many 
changes  of  customs  and  ceremonies,  which  indeed 
they  were  always  ready  to  accommodate  to  the 
maintenance  of  their  authority  and  the  enjoyment 
of  their  riches.  It  is  recorded  that,  in  the  begin- 
ning, they  kept  various  tame  animals,  and  some 
wild  ones,  within  the  precincts  of  the  temple : 
nevertheless,  after  a  time,  they  applied  to  their 
own  uses  everything  they  could  lay  their  hands 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


on,  whatever  might  have  been  the  vow  of  those 
who  came  forward  with  the  offering.  And  when 
it  was  expected  of  them  to  make  sacrifices,  they 
not  only  would  make  none,  but  declared  it  an  act 
of  impiety  to  expect  it.  Some  of  the  people,  who 
feared  the  Immortals,  were  dismayed  and  indig- 
nant at  this  backwardness ;  and  the  discontent 
at  last  grew  universal.  Whereupon,  the  two 
chief  priests  held  a  long  conference  together,  and 
agreed  that  something  must  be  done  to  pacify  the 
multitude.  But  it  was  not  until  the  greater  of 
them,  acknowledging  his  despondency,  called  on 
the  gods  to  answer  for  him  that  his  grief  was 
only  because  he  never  could  abide  bad  precedents : 
and  the  other,  on  his  side,  protested  that  he  was 
over-ruled  by  his  superior,  and  moreover  had  a 
serious  objection  (founded  on  principle)  to  be 
knocked  on  the  head.  Meanwhile  the  elder  was 
looking  down  on  the  folds  of  his  robe,  in  deep 
melancholy.  After  long  consideration,  he  sprang 
upon  his  feet,  pushing  his  chair  behind  him,  and 
said,  '  Well ;  it  is  grown  old,  and  was  always  too 
long  for  me  :  I  am  resolved  to  cut  off  a  finger's 
breadth.' 

" '  Having,  in  your  wisdom  and  piety,  well  con- 
templated the  bad  precedent,'  said  the  other, 
with  much  consternation  in  his  countenance  at 
seeing  so  elastic  a  spring  in  a  heel  by  no  means 
bearing  any  resemblance  to  a  stag's  .  .  '  I  have, 
I  have,'  replied  the  other,  interrupting  him; 
'  say  no  more ;  I  am  sick  at  heart ;  you  must  do 
the  same.' 

"'A  cursed  dog  has  torn  a  hole  in  mine,' 
answered  the  other, '  and,  if  I  cut  anywhere  about 
it,  I  only  make  bad  worse.  In  regard  to  its 
length,  I  wish  it  were  as  long  again."  '  Brother ! 
brother!  never  be  worldly-minded,'  said  the  senior. 
'  Follow  my  example :  snip  off  it  not  a  finger's 
breadth,  half  a  finger's  breadth.' 

"  'But,'  expostulated  the  other,  'will  that  satisfy 
the  gods  ] '  'Who  talked  about  them  ] '  placidly  said 
the  senior.  '  It  is  very  unbecoming  to  have  them 
always  in  our  mouths  :  surely  there  are  appointed 
times  for  them.  Let  us  be  contented  with  laying 
the  snippings  on  the  altar,  and  thus  showing  the 
people  our  piety  and  condescension.  They,  and 
the  gods  also,  will  be  just  as  well  satisfied,  as  if 
we  offered  up  a  buttock  of  beef,  with  a  bushel 
of  salt  and  the  same  quantity  of  wheaten  flour 
on  it." 

"  'Well,  if  that  will  do  .  .  and  you  know  best/ 
replied  the  other,  '  so  be  it.'  Saying  which 
words,  he  carefully  and  considerately  snipped  off 
as  much  in  proportion  (for  he  was  shorter  by  an 
inch)  as  the  elder  had  done,  yet  leaving  on  his 
shoulders  quite  enough  of  materials  to  make 
handsome  cloaks  for  seven  or  eight  stout-built 
generals.  Away  they  both  went,  arm-in-arm,  and 
then  holding  up  their  skirts  a  great  deal  higher 
than  was  necessary,  told  the  gods  what  they  two 
had  been  doing  for  them  and  their  glory.  About 
the  court  of  the  temple  the  sacred  swine  were 
lying  in  indolent  composure  :  seeing  which,  the 
brotherly  twain  began  to  commune  with  them. 


selves  afresh :  and  the  senior  said  repentantly, 
What  fools  we  have  been  !  The  populace  will 
laugh  outright  at  the  curtailment  of  our  vestures, 
but  would  gladly  have  seen  these  animals  eat 
daily  a  quarter  less  of  the  lentils.'  The  words 
were  spoken  so  earnestly  and  emphatically  that 
they  were  overheard  by  the  quadrupeds.  Sud- 
denly there  was  a  rising  of  all  the  principal  ones 
in  the  sacred  inclosure  :  and  many  that  were  in 
the  streets  took  up,  each  according  to  his  tem- 
perament and  condition,  the  gravest  or  shrillest 
tone  of  reprobation.  The  thinner  and  therefore 
the  more  desperate  of  the  creatures,  pushing  their 
snouts  under  the  curtailed  habiliments  of  the  high 
priests,  assailed  them  with  ridicule  and  reproach. 
For  it  had  pleased  the  gods  to  work  a  miracle  in 
their  behoof,  and  they  became  as  loquacious  as 
those  who  governed  them,  and  who  were  appointed 
to  speak  in  the  high  places.  '  Let  the  worst  come 
to  the  worst,  we  at  least  have  our  tails  to  our 
hams,'  said  they.  'For  how  long]'  whined 
others  piteously :  others  incessantly  ejaculated 
tremendous  imprecations :  others,  more  serious 
and  sedate,  groaned  inwardly;  and,  although 
under  their  hearts  there  lay  a  huge  mass  of  indi- 
gestible sourness  ready  to  rise  up  against  the 
chief  priests,  they  ventured  no  farther  than  ex- 
postulation. '  We  shall  lose  our  voices,'  said 
they,  '  if  we  lose  our  complement  of  lentils  ;  and 
then,  most  reverend  lords,  what  will  ye  do  for 
choristers?'  Finally,  one  of  grand  dimensions, 
who  seemed  almost  half-human,  imposed  silence 
on  every  debater.  He  lay  stretched  out  apart 
from  his  brethren,  covering  with  his  side  the 
greater  portion  of  a  noble  dunghill,  and  all  its 
verdure  native  and  imported.  He  crashed  a  few 
measures  of  peascods  to  cool  his  tusks;  then 
turned  his  pleasurable  longitudinal  eyes  far  to- 
ward the  outer  extremities  of  their  sockets ;  and 
leered  fixedly  and  sarcastically  at  the  high  priests, 
showing  every  tooth  in  each  jaw.  Other  men 
might  have  feared  them  ;  the  high  priests  envied 
them,  seeing  what  order  they  were  in,  and  what 
exploits  they  were  capable  of.  A  great  painter, 
who  flourished  many  olympiads  ago,  has,  in  his 
volume  entitled  the  Canon,  defined  the  line  of 
beauty  !  It  was  here  in  its  perfection :  it  followed 
with  winning  obsequiousness  every  member,  but 
delighted  more  especially  to  swim  along  that 
placid  and  pliant  curvature  on  which  Nature  had 
ranged  the  implements  of  mastication.  Pawing 
with  his  cloven  hoof,  he  suddenly  changed  his 
countenance  from  the  contemplative  to  the 
wrathful.  At  one  effort  he  rose  up  to  his  whole 
length,  breadth,  and  highth  :  and  they  who  had 
never  seen  him  in  earnest,  nor  separate  from  the 
common  swine  of  the  inclosure,  with  which  he 
was  in  the  habit  of  husking  what  was  thrown  to 
him,  could  form  no  idea  what  a  prodigious  beast 
he  was.  Terrible  were  the  expressions  of  choler 
and  commiuations  which  burst  forth  from  his 
fulminating  tusks.  Erimanthus  would  have  hid- 
den his  puny  offspring  before  them ;  and  Hercules 
would  have  paused  at  the  encounter.  Thrice  he 


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called  aloud  to  the  high  priests :  thrice  he  swore  in 
their  own  sacred  language  that  they  were  a  couple 
of  thieves  and  impostors :  thrice  he  imprecated 
the  worst  maledictions  on  his  own  head  if  they 
had  not  violated  the  holiest  of  their  vows,  and 
were  not  ready  even  to  sell  their  gods.  A  tremor 
ran  throughout  the  whole  body  of  the  united 
swine  ;  so  awful  was  the  adjuration  !  Even  the 
Gasteres  themselves  in  some  sort  shuddered,  not 
perhaps  altogether,  at  the  solemn  tone  of  its 
impiety ;  for  they  had  much  experience  in  these 
matters.  But  among  them  was  a  Gaster  who 
was  calmer  than  the  swearer,  and  more  prudent 
and  conciliating  than  those  he  swore  against. 
Hearing  this  objurgation,  he  went  blandly  up  to 
the  sacred  porker,  and,  lifting  the  flap  of  his 
right  ear  between  forefinger  and  thumb  with 
all  delicacy  and  gentleness,  thus  whispered  into 
it :  '  You  do  not  in  your  heart  believe  that 
any  of  us  are  such  fools  as  to  sell  our  gods, 
at  least  while  we  have  such  a  reserve  to  fall  back 
upon.' 

" '  Are  we  to  be  devoured  ] '  cried  the  noble 
porker,  twitching  his  ear  indignantly  from  under 
the  hand  of  the  monitor.  '  Hush ! '  said  he, 
laying  it  again  most  soothingly,  rather  farther 
from  the  tusks  :  '  hush  !  sweet  friend  !  De- 
voured 1  0  certainly  not :  that  is  to  say,  not 
all :  or,  if  all,  not  all  at  once.  Indeed  the  holy 
men  my  brethren  may  perhaps  be  contented 
with  taking  a  little  blood  from  each  of  you, 
entirely  for  the  advantage  of  your  health  and 
activity,  and  merely  to  compose  a  few  slender 
black-puddings  for  the  inferior  monsters  of  the 
temple,  who  latterly  are  grown  very  exacting,  and 
either  are,  or  pretend  to  be,  hungry  after  they 
have  eaten,  a  whole  handful  of  acorns,  swallowing 
I  am  ashamed  to  say  what  a  quantity  of  water  to 
wash  them  down.  We  do  not  grudge  them  it,  as 
they  well  know  :  but  they  appear  to  have  forgot- 
ten how  recently  no  inconsiderable  portion  of  this 
bounty  has  been  conferred.  If  we,  as  they  object 
to  us,  eat  more,  they  ought  to  be  aware  that  it  is 
by  no  means  for  our  gratification,  since  we  have 
abjured  it  before  the  gods,  but  to  maintain  the 
dignity  of  the  priesthood,  and  to  exhibit  the 
beauty  and  utility  of  subordination.' 

"  The  noble  porker  had  beaten  time  with  his 
muscular  tail  at  many  of  these  periods ;  but  again 
his  heart  panted  visibly,  and  he  could  bear  no 
more. 

" '  All  this  for  our  good !  for  our  activity ! 
for  our  health  !  Let  us  alone :  we  have  health 
enough;  we  want  no  activity.  Let  us  alone, 
I  say  again,  or  by  the  Immortals !  .  .'  '  Peace, 
my  son  !  Your  breath  is  valuable :  evidently 
you  have  but  little  to  spare :  and  what  mortal 
knows  how  soon  the  gods  may  demand  the  last 
of  itr 

"At  the  beginning  of  this  exhortation,  the 
worthy  high  priest  had  somewhat  repressed  the 
ebullient  choler  of  his  refractory  and  pertinacious 
disciple,  by  applying  his  flat  soft  palm  to  the  sig- 
net-formed extremity  of  the  snout. 


" '  We  are  ready  to  hear  complaints  at  all  times,' 
added  he,  '  and  to  redress  any  grievance  at  our 
own.  But  beyond  a  doubt,  if  you  continue  to 
raise  your  abominable  outcries,  some  of  the  people 
are  likely  to  hit  upon  two  discoveries :  first,  that 
your  lentils  would  be  sufficient  to  make  daily  for 
every  poor  family  a  good  wholesome  porridge  ; 
and  secondly,  that  your  flesh,  properly  cured, 
might  hang  up  nicely  against  the  forthcoming 
bean-season.'  Pondering  these  mighty  words, 
the  noble  porker  kept  his  eyes  fixed  upon  him  for 
some  instants,  then  leaned  forward  dejectedly,  then 
tucked  one  foot  under  him,  then  another,  cautious 
to  descend  with  dignity.  At  last  he  grunted  (it 
must  for  ever  be  ambiguous  whether  with  despon- 
dency or  with  resignation),  pushed  his  wedgy 
snout  far  within  the  straw  subjacent,  and  sank 
into  that  repose  which  is  granted  to  the  just." 

Timotheus.  Cousin!  there  are  glimmerings  of 
truth  and  wisdom  in  sundry  parts  of  this  discourse, 
not  unlike  little  broken  shells  entangled  in  dark 
masses  of  sea-weed.  But  I  would  rather  you  had 
continued  to  adduce  fresh  arguments  to  demon- 
strate the  beneficence  of  the  Deity,  proving  (if 
you  could)  that  our  horses  and  dogs,  faithful 
servants  and  companions  to  us,  and  often  treated 
cruelly,  may  recognise  us  hereafter,  and  we  them. 
We  have  no  authority  for  any  such  belief. 

Lucian,  We  have  authority  for  thinking  and 
doing  whatever  is  humane.  Speaking  of  humanity, 
it  now  occurs  to  me,  I  have  heard  a  report  that 
some  well-intentioned  men  of  your  religion  so 
interpret  the  words  or  wishes  of  its  founder,  they 
would  abolish  slavery  throughout  the  empire. 

Timotheus.  Such  deductions  have  been  drawn 
indeed  from  our  Master's  doctrine  :  but  the  saner 
part  of  us  receive  it  metaphorically,  and  would 
only  set  men  free  from  the  bonds  of  sin.  For  if 
domestic  slaves  were  manumitted,  we  should 
neither  have  a  dinner  dressed  nor  a  bed  made, 
unless  by  our  own  children  :  and  as  to  labour  in 
the  fields,  who  would  cultivate  them  in  this  hot 
climate  ?  We  must  import  slaves  from  Ethiopia 
and  elsewhere,  wheresoever  they  can  be  procured  : 
but  the  hardship  lies  not  on  them;  it  lies  on  us,  and 
bears  heavily ;  for  we  must  first  buy  them  with 
our  money,  and  then  feed  them;  and  not  only 
must  we  maintain  them  while  they  are  hale  and 
hearty  and  can  serve  us,  but  likewise  in  sickness 
and  (unless  we  can  sell  them  for  a  trifle)  in  de- 
crepitude". Do  not  imagine,  my  cousin,  that  we 
are  no  better  than  enthusiasts,  visionaries,  sub- 
verters  of  order,  and  ready  to  roll  society  down 
into  one  flat  surface. 

Lucian.  I  thought  you  were  maligned:  I 
said  so. 

Timotheus.  When  the  subject  was  discussed  in 
our  congregation,  the  meaner  part  of  the  people 
were  much  in  favour  of  the  abolition :  but  the 
chief  priests  and  ministers  absented  themselves, 
and  gave  no  vote  at  all,  deeming  it  secular,  and 
saying  that  in  such  matters  the  laws  and  customs 
of  the  country  ought  to  be  observed. 

Lucian.    Several  of   these  chief  priests  and 


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ministers  are  robed  in  purple  and  fine  linen,  and 
fare  sumptuously  every  day. 

Timotheus.  I  have  hopes  of  you  now. 

Lucian.  Why  so  suddenly  ? 

Timotheus.  Because  you  have  repeated  those 
blessed  words,  which  are  only  to  be  found  in  our 
scriptures. 

Lucian.  There  indeed  I  found  them.  But  I 
also  found  in  the  same  volume  words  of  the  same 
speaker,  declaring  that  the  rich  shall  never  see 
his  face  in  heaven. 

Timotheus.  He  docs  not  always  mean  what  you 
think  he  does. 

Lucian.  How  is  this?  Did  he  then  direct  his 
discourses  to  none  but  men  more  intelligent  than 
I  am  7 

Timotheus.  Unless  he  gave  you  understanding 
for  the  occasion,  they  might  mislead  you. 

Lucian.  Indeed ! 

Timotheus.  Unquestionably.  For  instance,  he 
tells  us  to  take  no  heed  of  to-morrow :  he  tells  us 
to  share  equally  all  our  worldly  goods :  but  we 
know  that  we  can  not  be  respected  unless  we 
bestow  due  care  on  our  possessions,  and  that  not 
only  the  vulgar  but  the  well-educated  esteem  us 
in  proportion  to  the  gifts  of  fortune. 

Lucian.  The  eclectic  philosophy  is  most  flourish- 
ing among  you  Christians.  You  take  whatever 
suits  your  appetites,  and  reject  the  rest. 

Timotheus.  We  are  not  half  so  rich  as  the 
priests  of  Isis.  Give  us  their  possessions;  and  we 
will  not  sit  idle  as  they  do,  but  be  able  and  ready 
to  do  incalculable  good  to  our  fellow-creatures. 

Lucian.  I  have  never  seen  great  possessions 
excite  to  great  alacrity.  Usually  they  enfeeble 
the  sympathies,  and  often  overlie  and  smother 
them. 

Timotheus.  Our  religion  is  founded  less  on 
sympathies  than  on  miracles.  Cousin !  you 
smile  most  when  you  ought  to  be  most  serious. 

Lucian.  I  was  smiling  at  the  thought  of  one 
whom  I  would  recommend  to  your  especial  notice, 
as  soon  as  you  disinherit  the  priests  of  Isis.  He 
may  perhaps  be  refractory;  for  he  pretends 
(the  knave !)  to  work  miracles. 

Timotheus.  Impostor  !  who  is  he  I 

Lucian.  Aulus  of  Pelusium.  Idle  and  dissolute, 
he  never  gained  anything  honestly  but  a  scourg- 
ing, if  indeed  he  ever  made,  what  he  long  merited, 
this  acquisition.  Unable  to  run  into  debt  where 
he  was  known,  he  came  over  to  Alexandria. 

Timotheus.  I  know  him  r  I  know  him  well. 
Here,  of  his  own  accord,  he  has  betaken  himself 
to  a  new  and  regular  life. 

Lucian.  He  will  presently  wear  it  out,  or  make 
it  sit  easier  on  his  shoulders.  My  metaphor  brings 
me  to  my  story.  Having  nothing  to  carry  with 
him  beside  an  empty  valise,  he  resolved  on  filling 
it  with  somewhat,  however  worthless,  lest,  seeing 
his  utter  destitution,  and  hopeless  of  payment,  a 
receiver  of  lodgers  should  refuse  to  admit  him 
into  the  hostelry.  Accordingly,  he  went  to  a 
tailor's,  and  began  to  joke  about  his  poverty. 
Nothing  is  more  apt  to  bring  people  into  good- 


humour  :  for,  if  they  are  poor  themselves,  they 
enjoy  the  pleasure  of  discovering  that  others  are 
no  better  off;  and,  if  not  poor,  there  is  the 
consciousness  of  superiority. 

"The  favour  I  am  about  to  ask  of  a  man  BO 
wealthy  and  so  liberal  as  you  are,"  said  Aulus,  "  is 
extremely  small :  you  can  materially  serve  me, 
without  the  slightest  loss,  hazard,  or  inconveni- 
ence. In  few  words,  my  valise  is  empty :  and  to 
some  ears  an  empty  valise  is  louder  and  more 
discordant  than  a  bagpipe  :  I  can  not  say  I  like 
the  sound  of  it  myself.  Give  me  all  the  shreds 
and  snippings  you  can  spare  me.  They  will  feel 
like  clothes ;  not  exactly  so  to  me  and  my  person, 
but  to  those  who  are  inquisitive,  and  who  may  be 
importunate." 

The  tailor  laughed,  and  distended  both  arms 
of  Aulus  with  his  munificence.  Soon  was  the 
valise  well  filled  and  rammed  down.  Plenty  of 
boys  were  in  readiness  to  carry  it  to  the  boat. 
Aulus  waved  them  off,  looking  at  some  angrily, 
at  others  suspiciously.  Boarding  the  skiff,  he 
lowered  his  treasure  with  care  and  caution,  stag- 
gering a  little  at  the  weight,  and  shaking  it 
gently  on  deck,  with  his  ear  against  it :  and  then, 
finding  all  safe  and  compact,  he  sate  on  it ;  but 
as  tenderly  as  a  pullet  on  her  first  eggs.  When 
he  was  landed,  his  care  was  even  greater,  and 
whoever  came  near  him  was  warned  off  with  loud 
vociferations.  Anxiously  as  the  other  passen- 
gers were  invited  by  the  innkeepers  to  give  their 
houses  the  preference,  Aulus  was  importuned 
most :  the  others  were  only  beset ;  he  was  borne 
off  in  triumphant  captivity.  He  ordered  a  bed- 
room, and  carried  his  valise  with  him  ;  he  ordered 
a  bath,  and  carried  with  him  his  valise.  He 
started  up  from  the  company  at  dinner,  struck 
his  forehead,  and  cried  out,  "  Where  is  my  valise?" 
"We  are  honest  men  here:"  replied  the  host. 
"  You  have  left  it,  sir,  in  your  chamber :  where 
else  indeed  should  you  leave  it?" 

"  Honesty  is  seated  on  your  brow,"  exclaimed 
Aulus  :  "  but  there  are  few  to  be  trusted  in  the 
world  we  live  in.  I  now  believe  I  can  eat."  And 
he  gave  a  sure  token  of  the  belief  that  was  in  him, 
not  without  a  start  now  and  then  and  a  finger  at 
his  ear,  as  if  he  heard  somebody  walking  in  the 
direction  of  his  bed-chamber.  Now  began  his 
first  miracle  :  for  now  he  contrived  to  pick  up, 
from  time  to  time,  a  little  money.  In  the  pre- 
sence of  his  host  and  fellow-lodgers,  he  threw  a 
few  bbols,  negligently  and  indifferently,  among 
the  beggars.  "These  poor  creatures,"  said  he, 
"  know  a  new  comer  as  well  as  the  gnats  do :  in 
one  half-hour  I  am  half-ruined  by  them  ;  and  this 
daily." 

Nearly  a  month  had  elapsed  since  his  arrival, 
and  no  account  of  board  and  lodging  had  been  deli- 
vered or  called  for.  Suspicion  at  length  arose  in  the 
host  whether  he  really  was  rich.  When  another 
man's  honesty  is  doubted,  the  doubter's  is  some- 
times in  jeopardy.  The  host  was  tempted  to 
unsew  the  valise.  To  his  amazement  and  horror 
he  found  only  shreds  within  it.  However,  he  was 


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determined  to  be  cautious,  and  to  consult  his 
wife,  who,  although  a  Christian  like  Aulus,  and 
much  edified  by  his  discourses,  might  dissent 
from  him  in  regard  to  a  community  of  goods,  at 
least  in  her  own  household,  and  might  defy  him 
to  prove  by  any  authority  that  the  doctrine  was 
meant  for  innkeepers.  Aulus,  on  his  return  in 
the  evening,  found  out  that  his  valise  had  been 
opened.  He  hurried  back,  threw  its  contents  into 
the  canal,  and,  borrowing  an  old  cloak,  he  tucked 
it  up  under  his  dress,  and  returned.  Nobody 
had  seen  him  enter  or  come  back  again,  nor  was 
it  immediately  that  his  host  or  hostess  were  will- 
ing to  appear.  But,  after  he  had  called  them 
loudly  for  some  time,  they  entered  his  apart- 
ment :  and  he  thus  addressed  the  woman. 

"  0  Eucharis !  no  words  are  requisite  to  con- 
vince you  (firm  as  you  are  in  the  faith)  of  eternal 
verities,  however  mysterious.  But  your  unhappy 
husband  has  betrayed  his  incredulity  in  regard 
to  the  most^awful.  If  my  prayers,  offered  up  in 
our  holy  temples  all  day  long,  have  been  heard, 
and  that  they  have  been  heard  I  feel  within  me 
the  blessed  certainty,  something  miraculous  has 
been  vouchsafed  for  the  conversion  of  this  miser- 
able sinner.  Until  the  present  hour,  the  valise 
before  you  was  filled  with  precious  relics  from  the 
apparel  of  saints  and  martyrs,  fresh  as  when  on 
them."  "  True,  by  Jove !"  said  the  husband  to  him- 
self. "  Within  the  present  hour,"  continued  Aulus, 
"  they  are  united  into  one  raiment,  signifying 
our  own  union,  our  own  restoration." 

He  drew  forth  the  cloak,  and  fell  on  his  face. 
Eucharis  fell  also,  and  kissed  the  saintly  head 
prostrate  before  her.  The  host's  eyes  were  opened, 
and  he  bewailed  his  hardness  of  heart.  Aulus  is 
now  occupied  in  strengthening  his  faith,  not  with- 
out an  occasional  support  to  the  wife's :  all  three 
live  together  in  unity. 

Timotheus.  And  do  you  make  a  joke  even  of 
this  1  Will  you  never  cease  from  the  habitude  ? 

Ludan.  Too  soon.  The  farther  we  descend 
into  the  vale  of  years,  the  fewer  illusions  accom- 
pany us :  we  have  little  inclination,  little  time, 
for  jocularity  and  laughter.  Light  things  are 
easily  detached  from  us,  and  we  shake  off  heavier 
as  we  can.  Instead  of  levity,  we  are  liable  to 
moroseness  :  for  always  near  the  grave  there  are 
more  briars  than  flowers,  unless  we  plant  them 
ourselves,  or  our  friends  supply  them. 

Timotheus.  Thinking  thus,  do  you  continue  to 
dissemble  or  to  distort  the  truth  1  The  shreds 
are  become  a  cable  for  the  faithful.  That  they 
were  miraculously  turned  into  one  entire  garment 
who  shall  gainsay  ]  How  many  hath  it  already 
clothed  with  righteousness  !  Happy  men,  casting 
their  doubts  away  before  it !  Who  knows,  0 
cousin  Lucian,  but  on  some  future  day  you  your- 
self will  invoke  the  merciful  interposition  of 
Aulus ! 

Ludan.  Possibly :  for  if  ever  I  fall  among 
thieves,  nobody  is  likelier  to  be  at  the  head  of 
them. 

Timotheus.  Uncharitable  man  !  how  suspicious ! 


how  ungenerous!  how  hardened  in  unbelief! 
Reason  is  a  bladder  on  which  you  may  paddle 
like  a  child  as  you  swim  in  summer  waters  :  but, 
when  the  winds  rise  and  the  waves  roughen,  it 
slips  from  under  you,  and  you  sink :  yes,  0 
Lucian,  you  sink  into  a  gulf  whence  you  never 
can  emerge. 

Ludan.  I  deem  those  the  wisest  who  exert  the 
soonest  their  own  manly  strength,  now  with  the 
stream  and  now  against  it,  enjoying  the  exercise 
in  fine  weather,  venturing  out  in  foul,  if  need  be, 
yet  avoiding  not  only  rocks  and  whirlpools,  but 
also  shallows.  In  such  a  light,  my  cousin,  I  look 
on  your  dispensations.  I  shut  them  out  as  we 
shut  out  winds  blowing  from  the  desert ;  hot, 
debilitating,  oppressive,  laden  with  impalpable 
sands  and  pungent  salts,  and  inflicting  an  incur- 
able blindness. 

Timotheus.  Well,  cousin  Lucian  !  I  can  bear  all 
you  say  while  you  are  not  witty.  Let  me  bid  you 
farewell  in  this  happy  interval. 

Ludan.  Is  it  not  serious  and  sad,  0  my  cousin, 
that  what  the  Deity  hath  willed  to  lie  incompre- 
hensible in  his  mysteries,  we  should  fall  upon  with 
tooth  and  nail,  and  ferociously  growl  over,  or 
ignorantly  dissect  ? 

Timotheus.  Ho !  now  you  come  to  be  serious 
and  sad,  there  are  hopes  of  you.  Truth  always 
begins  or  ends  so. 

Ludan.  Undoubtedly.  But  I  think  it  more 
reverential  to  abstain  from  that  which,  with  what- 
ever effort,  I  should  never  understand. 

Timotheus.  You  are  lukewarm,  my  cousin,  you 
are  lukewarm.  A  most  dangerous  state. 

Ludan.  For  milk  to  continue  in,  not  for  men. 
I  would  not  fain  be  frozen  or  scalded. 

Timotheus.  Alas!  you  are  blind,  my  sweet 
cousin ! 

Lucian.  Well;  do  not  open  my  eyes  with 
pincers,  nor  compose  for  them  a  collyrium  of 
spurge. 

May  not  men  eat  and  drink  and  talk  together, 
and  perform  in  relation  one  to  another  all  the 
duties  of  social  life,  whose  opinions  are  different 
on  things  immediately  under  their  eyes]  If 
they  can  and  do,  surely  they  may  as  easily  on 
things  equally  above  the  comprehension  of  each 
party.  The  wisest  and  most  virtuous  man  in 
the  whole  extent  of  the  Eoman  empire  is  Plu- 
tarch of  Cheronsea :  yet  Plutarch  holds  a  firm 
belief  in  the  existence  of  I  know  not  how  many 
gods,  every  one  of  whom  has  committed  noto- 
rious misdemeanors.  The  nearest  to  the  Che- 
ronasan  in  virtue  and  wisdom  is  Trajan,  who  holds 
all  the  gods  dog-cheap.  These  two  men  are  friends. 
If  either  of  them  were  influenced  by  your  religion, 
as  inculcated  and  practised  by  the  priesthood,  he 
would  be  the  enemy  of  the  other,  and  wisdom  and 
virtue  would  plead  for  the  delinquent  in  vain. 
When  your  religion  had  existed,  as  you  tell  us, 
about  a  century,  Caius  Caecilius,*  of  Novum 
Comum,  was  Proconsul  in  Bithynia.  Trajan, 

*  The  younger  Pliny. 


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the  mildest  and  most  equitable  of  mankind, 
desirous  to  remove  from  them,  as  far  us  might  be, 
the  hatred  and  invectives  of  those  whose  old  reli- 
gion was  assailed  by  them,  applied  to  Csecilius 
for  information  on  their  behaviour  as  good  citi- 
zens. The  reply  of  Caecilius  was  favourable.  Had 
Trajan  applied  to  the  most  eminent  and  authori- 
tative of  the  sect,  they  would  certainly  have 
brought  into  jeopardy  all  who  differed  in  one  tittle 
from  any  point  of  their  doctrine  or  discipline.  For 
the  thorny  and  bitter  aloe  of  dissension  required 
less  than  a  century  to  flower  on  the  steps  of  your 
temple. 

limotheiu.  You  are  already  half  a  Christian,  in 
exposing  to  the  world  the  vanities  both  of  philo- 
sophy and  of  power. 

Lucian.  I  have  done  no  such  thing:  I  have 
exposed  the  vanities  of  the  philosophising  and 
the  powerful.  Philosophy  is  admirable ;  and 
Power  may  be  glorious :  the  one  conduces  to  truth, 
the  other  has  nearly  all  the  means  of  conferring 
peace  and  happiness,  but  it  usually,  and  indeed 
almost  always,  takes  a  contrary  direction.  I  have 
ridiculed  the  futility  of  speculative  minds,  only 
when  they  would  pave  the  clouds  instead  of  the 
streets.  To  see  distant  things  better  than  near, 
is  a  certain  proof  of  a  defective  sight.  The  people 
I  have  held  in  derision  never  turn  their  eyes  to 
what  they  can  see,  but  direct  them  continually 
where  nothing  is  to  be  seen.  And  this,  by  their 
disciples,  is  called  the  sublimity  of  speculation  ! 
There  is  little  merit  acquired,  or  force  exhibited, 
in  blowing  off  a  feather  that  would  settle  on  my 
nose  :  and  this  is  all  I  have  done  in  regard  to  the 
philosophers  :  but  I  claim  for  myself  the  appro- 
bation of  humanity,  in  having  shown  the  true 
dimensions  of  the  great.  The  highest  of  them 
are  no  higher  than  my  tunic ;  but  they  are  high 
enough  to  trample  on  the  necks  of  those  wretches 
who  throw  themselves  on  the  ground  before 
them. 

Timotheus.  Was  Alexander  of  Macedon  no 
higher  1 

Lvtian.  What  region  of  the  earth,  what  city, 
what  theatre,  what  library,  what  private  study, 
hath  he  enlightened  ?  If  you  are  silent,  I  may 
well  be.  It  is  neither  my  philosophy  nor  your 
religion  which  casts  the  blood  and  bones  of  men 
in  their  faces,  and  insists  on  the  most  reverence 
for  those  who  have  made  the  most  unhappy.  If 
the  Romans  scourged  by  the  hands  of  children 
the  schoolmaster  who  would  have  betrayed  them, 
how  greatly  more  deserving  of  flagellation,  from 
the  same  quarter,  are  those  hundreds  of  peda- 
gogues who  deliver  up  the  intellects  of  youth  to 
such  immoral  revellers  and  mad  murderers  !  They 
would  punish  a  thirsty  child  for  purloining  a 
bunch  of  grapes  from  a  vineyard,  and  the  same 
men  on  the  same  day  would  insist  on  his  reverence 
for  the  subverter  of  Tyre,  the  plunderer  of  Baby- 
lon, and  the  incendiary  of  Persepolis.  And  are 
these  men  teachers  ]  are  these  men  philosophers  ] 
are  these  men  priests?  Of  all  the  curses  that  ever 
afflicted  the  earth,  I  think  Alexander  was  the 


worst.  Never  was  he  in  so  little  mischief  as  when 
he  was  murdering  his  friends. 

Timotheus.  Yet  he  built  this  very  city  ;  a  noble 
and  opulent  one  when  Rome  was  of  hurdles  and 
rushes. 

Lucian.  He  built  it !  I  wish,  0  Timotheus !  he  had 
been  as  well  employed  as  the  stone-cutters  or  the 
plasterers.  No,  no :  the  wisest  of  architects  planned 
the  most  beautiful  and  commodious  of  cities,  by 
which,  under  a  rational  government  and  equitable 
laws,  Africa  might  have  been  civilised  to  the 
centre,  and  the  palm  have  extended  her  conquests 
through  the  remotest  desert.  Instead  of  which,  a 
dozen  of  Macedonian  thieves  rifled  a  dying 
drunkard  and  murdered  his  children.  In  process 
of  time,  another  drunkard  reeled  hitherward  from 
Rome,  made  an  easy  mistake  in  mistaking  a 
palace  for  a  brothel,  permitted  a  stripling  boy  to 
beat  him  soundly,  and  a  serpent  to  receive  the 
last  caresses  of  his  paramour. 

Shame  upon  historians  and  pedagogues  for 
exciting  the  worst  passions  of  youth  by  the  display 
of  such  false  glories !  If  your  religion  hath  any 
truth  or  influence,  her  professors  will  extinguish 
the  promontory  lights,  which  only  allure  to 
breakers.  They  will  be  assiduous  in  teaching  the 
young  and  ardent  that  great  abilities  do  not  con- 
stitute great  men,  without  the  right  and  unre- 
mitting application  of  them;  and  that,  in  the 
sight  of  Humanity  and  Wisdom,  it  is  better  to 
erect  one  cottage  than  to  demolish  a  hundred 
cities.  Down  to  the  present  day  we  have  been 
taught  little  else  than  falsehood.  We  have  been 
told  to  do  this  thing  and  that :  we  have  been  told 
we  shall  be  punished  unless  we  do :  but  at  the 
same  time  we  are  shown  by  the  finger  that  pros- 
perity and  glory,  and  the  esteem  of  all  about  us, 
rest  upon  other  and  very  different  foundations. 
Now,  do  the  ears  or  the  eyes  seduce  the  most 
easily  and  lead  the  most  directly  to  the  heart  1 
But  both  eyes  and  ears  are  won  over,  and  alike 
are  persuaded  to  corrupt  us. 

Timotheus.  Cousin  Lucian,  I  was  leaving  you 
with  the  strangest  of  all  notions  in  my  head.  I 
began  to  think  for  a  moment  that  you  doubted  my 
sincerity  in  the  religion  I  profess ;  and  that  a  man 
of  your  admirable  good  sense,  and  at  your  ad- 
vanced age,  could  reject  that  only  sustenance  which 
supports  us  through  the  grave  into  eternal  life. 

Lucian.  I  am  the  most  docile  and  practicable 
of  men,  and  never  reject  what  people  set  before 
me  :  for  if  it  is  bread,  it  is  good  for  my  own  use ; 
if  bone  or  bran,  it  will  do  for  my  dog  or  mule. 
But,  although  you  know  my  weakness  and  faci- 
lity, it  is  unfair  to  expect  I  should  have  admitted 
at  once  what  the  followers,  and  personal  friends 
of  your  Master,  for  a  long  time  hesitated  to  re- 
ceive. I  remember  to  have  read  in  one  of  the 
early  commentators,  that  his  disciples  them- 
selves* could  not  swallow  the  miracle  of  the 
loaves ;  and  one  who  wrote  more  recently  says, 
that  even  his  brethren  did  not  believe  t  in  him. 


«  Mark  vi. 


t  John  vii. 


LUCIAN  AND  TIMOTHEUS. 


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Timotheus.  Yet  finally,  when  they  have  looked 
over  each  other's  accounts,  they  cast  them  up, 
and  make  them  all  tally  in  the  main  sum  ;  and 
if  one  omits  an  article,  the  next  supplies  its  place 
with  a  commodity  of  the  same  value.  What 
would  you  have  1  But  it  is  of  little  use  to  argue 
on  religion  with  a  man  who,  professing  his  readi- 
ness to  believe,  and  even  his  credulity,  yet  dis- 
believes in  miracles. 

Lucian.  I  should  be  obstinate  and  perverse  if 
I  disbelieved  in  the  existence  of  a  thing  for  no 
better  reason  than  because  I  never  saw  it,  and 
can  not  understand  its  operations.  Do  you  be- 
lieve, 0  Timotheus,  that  Perictione,  the  mother 
of  Plato,  became  his  mother  by  the  sole  agency  of 
Apollo's  divine  spirit,  under  the  phantasm  of 
that  god? 

Timotheus.  I  indeed  believe  such  absurdities ! 

Lucian.  You  touch  me  on  a  vital  part  if  you 
call  an  absurdity  the  religion  or  philosophy  in 
which  I  was  educated.  Anaxalides,  and  Cleara- 
gus,  and  Speusippus,  his  own  nephew,  assert  it. 
Who  should  know  better  than  they  1 

Timotheus.  Where  are  their  proofs  ? 

Lucian.  I  would  not  be  so  indelicate  as  to 
require  them  on  such  an  occasion.  A  short  time 
ago  I  conversed  with  an  old  centurion,  who  was 
in  service  by  the  side  of  Vespasian,  when  Titus, 
and  many  officers  and  soldiers  of  the  army,  and 
many  captives,  were  present,  and  who  saw  one 
Eleazar  put  a  ring  to  the  nostril  of  a  demoniac  (as 
the  patient  was  called)  and  draw  the  demon  out 
of  it.. 

Timotheus.  And  do  you  pretend  to  believe 
this  nonsense  ? 

Lucian.  I  only  believe  that  Vespasian  and 
Titus  had  nothing  to  gain  or  accomplish  by  the 
miracle;  and  that  Eleazar,  if  he  had  been  de- 
tected in  a  trick  by  two  acute  men  and  several 
thousand  enemies,  had  nothing  to  look  forward 
to  but  a  cross ;  the  only  piece  of  upholstery  for 
which  Judea  seems  to  have  either  wood  or  work- 
men, and  which  are  as  common  in  that  coun- 
try as  direction-posts  are  in  any  other. 

Timotheus.  The  Jews  are  a  stiff-necked  people. 

Lucian.  On  such  occasions,  no  doubt. 

Timotheus.  Would  you,  0  Lucian,  be  classed 
among  the  atheists,  like  Epicurus  ] 

Lucian.  It  lies  not  at  my  discretion  what  name 
shall  be  given  me  at  present  or  hereafter,  any 
more  than  it  did  at  my  birth.  But  I  wonder  at 
the  ignorance  and  precipitancy  of  those  who  call 
Epicurus  an  atheist.  He  saw  on  the  same  earth 
with  himself  a  great  variety  of  inferior  creatures, 
some  possessing  more  sensibility  and  more 
thoughtfulness  than  others.  Analogy  would  lead 
so  contemplative  a  reasoner  to  the  conclusion, 
that  if  many  were  inferior  and  in  sight,  others 
might  be  superior  and  out  of  sight.  He  never 
disbelieved  in  the  existence  of  the  gods ;  he  only 
disbelieved  that  they  troubled  their  heads  with 
our  concerns.  Have  they  none  of  their  own  ] 
If  they  are  happy,  does  their  happiness  depend 
on  us,  comparatively  so  imbecile  and  vile  ]  He 


believed,  as  nearly  all  nations  do,  in  different 
ranks  and  orders  of  superhuman  beings :  and 
perhaps  he  thought  (but  I  never  was  in  his  con- 
fidence or  counsels)  that  the  higher  were  rather 
in  communication  with  the  next  to  them  in 
intellectual  faculties,  than  with  the  most  remote. 
To  me  the  suggestion  appears  by  no  means 
irrational,  that,  if  we  are  managed  or  cared  for 
at  all,  by  beings  wiser  than  ourselves  (which  in 
truth  would  be  no  sign  of  any  great  wisdom  in 
them),  it  can  only  be  by  such  as  are  very  far 
from  perfection,  and  who  indulge  us  in  the  com- 
mission of  innumerable  faults  and  follies,  for  their 
own  speculation  or  amusement. 

Timotheus.  There  is  only  one  such  ;  and  he  is 
the  Devil. 

Lucian.  If  he  delights  in  our  wickedness, 
which  you  believe,  he  must  be  incomparably  the 
happiest  of  beings,  which  you  do  not  believe. 
No  god  of  Epicurus  rests  his  elbow  on  his  arm- 
chair with  less  energetic  exertion  or  discompo- 
sure. 

Timotheus.  We  lead  holier  and  purer  lives  than 
such  ignorant  mortals  as  are  not  living  under 
Grace. 

Lucian.  I  also  live  under  Grace,  0  Timotheus  ! 
and  I  venerate  her  for  the  pleasures  I  have  re- 
ceived at  her  hands.  I  do  not  believe  she  has 
quite  deserted  me.  If  my  grey  hairs  are  unat- 
tractive to  her,  and  if  the  trace  of  her  fingers  is 
lost  in  the  wrinkles  of  my  forehead,  still  I  some- 
times am  told  it  is  discernible  even  on  the  latest 
and  coldest  of  my  writings. 

Timotheus.  You  are  wilful  in  misapprehension. 
The  Grace  of  which  I  speak  is  adverse  to  plea- 
sure and  impurity. 

Lucian.  Rightly  do  you  separate  impurity  and 
pleasure,  which  indeed  soon  fly  asunder  when  the 
improvident  would  unite  them.  But  never  be- 
lieve that  tenderness  of  heart  signifies  corruption 
of  morals,  if  you  happen  to  find  it  (which  in- 
deed is  unlikely)  in  the  direction  you  have  taken  : 
on  the  contrary,  no  two  qualities  are  oftener 
found  together,  on  mind  as  on  matter,  than  hard- 
ness and  lubricity. 

Believe  me,  cousin  Timotheus,  when  we  come 
to  eighty  years  of  age  we  are  all  Essenes.  In 
our  kingdom  of  heaven  there  is  no  marrying 
or  giving  in  marriage;  and  austerity  in  our- 
selves, when  Nature  holds  over  us  the  sharp 
instrument  with  which  Jupiter  operated  on  Sa- 
turn, makes  us  austere  to  others.  But  how 
happens  it  that  you,  both  old  and  young,  break 
every  bond  which  connected  you  anciently  with 
the  Essenes  ]  Not  only  do  you  marry  (a  highth  of 
wisdom  to  which  I  never  have  attained,  although 
in  others  I  commend  it),  but  you  never  share 
your  substance  with  the  poorest  of  your  commu- 
nity, as  they  did,  nor  live  simply  and  frugally, 
nor  purchase  nor  employ  slaves,  nor  refuse  rank 
and  offices  in  the  state,  nor  abstain  from  litiga- 
tion, nor  abominate  and  execrate  the  wounds 
and  cruelties  of  war.  The  Essenes  did  all  this, 
and  greatly  more,  if  Josephus  and  Philo,  whose 

D2 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


political  and  religious  tenets  are  opposite    to 
theirs,  are  credible  and  trust-worthy. 

Timotheus.  Doubtless  you  would  also  wish  us 
to  retire  into  the  desert,  and  eschew  the  conver- 
sation of  mankind. 

Lucian.  No  indeed  ;  but  I  would  wish  the 
greater  part  of  your  people  to  eschew  mine,  for 
they  bring  all  the  worst  of  the  desert  with  them 
wherever  they  enter;  its  smothering  heats,  its 
blinding  sands,  its  sweeping  suffocation.  Re- 
turn to  the  pure  spirit  of  the  Essenes,  with- 
out their  asceticism ;  cease  from  controversy, 
and  drop  party  designations.  If  you  will  not 
do  this,  do  less,  and  be  merely  what  you  profess 
to  be,  which  is  quite  enough  for  an  honest,  a 
virtuous,  and  a  religious  man. 

Timotheus.  Cousin  Lucian,  I  did  not  come 
hither  to  receive  a  lecture  from  you. 

Lucian.  I  have  often  given  a  dinner  to  a 
friend  who  did  not  come  to  dine  with  me. 

Timotheus.  Then,  I  trust,  you  gave  him  some- 
thing better  for  dinner  than  bay-salt  and  dan- 
delions. If  you  will  not  assist  us  in  nettling 
our  enemies  a  little  for  their  absurdities  and 
impositions,  let  me  entreat  you,  however,  to  let 
us  alone,  and  to  make  no  remarks  on  us.  I 
myself  run  into  no  extravagances,  like  the 
Essenes,  washing  and  fasting,  and  running  into 
solitude.  I  am  not  called  to  them :  when  I 
am,  I  go. 

Lucian.  I  am  apprehensive  the  Lord  may 
afflict  you  with  deafness  in  that  ear. 

Timotheus.  Nevertheless,  I  am  indifferent  to 
the  world,  and  all  things  in  it.  This,  I  trust, 
you  will  acknowledge  to  be  true  religion  and 
true  philosophy. 

Lucian.  That  is  not  philosophy  which  betrays 
an  indifference  to  those  for  whose  benefit  philo- 
sophy was  designed ;  and  those  are  the  whole 
human  race.  But  I  hold  it  to  be  the  most  un- 
philosophical  thing  in  the  world,  to  call  away 
men  from  useful  occupations  and  mutual  help,  to 
profitless  speculations  and  acrid  controversies. 
Censurable  enough,  and  contemptible  too,  is  that 
supercilious  philosopher,  sneeringly  sedate,  who 
narrates  in  full  and  flowing  periods  the  persecu- 
tions and  tortures  of  a  fellow-man,  led  astray  by 
his  credulity,  and  ready  to  die  in  the  assertion  of 
what  in  his  soul  he  believes  to  be  the  truth.  But 
hardly  less  censurable,  hardly  less  contemptible, 
is  the  tranquilly  arrogant  sectarian,  who  denies 
that  wisdom  or  honesty  can  exist  beyond  the 
limits  of  his  own  ill-lighted  chamber. 

Timotheus.  What !  is  he  sanguinary  ] 

Lucian.  Whenever  he  can  be,  he  is :  and  he 
always  has  it  in  his  power  to  be  even  worse  than 
that :  for  he  refuses  his  custom  to  the  industrious 
and  honest  shopkeeper  who  has  been  taught 
to  think  differently  from  himself,  in  matters 
which  he  has  had  no  leisure  to  study,  and  by 
which,  if  he  had  enjoyed  that  leisure,  he  would 
have  been  a  less  industrious  and  a  less  expert 
artificer. 

Timotheus.  We  can  not  countenance  those  hard 


icarted  men  who  refuse  to  hear  the  word  of  the 
Lord. 

Lucian.  The  hard-hearted  knowing  this  of  the 
,ender-hearted,  and  receiving  the  declaration  from 
their  own  lips,  will  refuse  to  hear  the  word  of  the 
Lord  all  their  lives. 

Timotheus.  Well,  well ;  it  can  not  be  helped.  I 
see,  cousin,  my  hopes  of  obtaining  a  little  of  your 
assistance  in  your  own  pleasant  way  are  disap- 
pointed :  but  it  is  something  to  have  conceived  a 
setter  hope  of  saving  your  soul,  from  your  readi- 
ness to  acknowledge  your  belief  in  miracles. 

Lucian.  Miracles  have  existed  in  all  ages  and 
in  all  religions.  Witnesses  to  some  of  them  have 
jeen  numerous  ;  to  others  of  them  fewer.  Occa- 
sionally the  witnesses  have  been  disinterested  in 
;he  result. 

Timotheus.  Now  indeed  you  speak  truly  and 
wisely. 

Lucian.  But  sometimes  the  most  honest  and 
the  most  quiescent  have  either  been  unable  or 
unwilling  to  push  themselves  so  forward  as  to  see 
clearly  and  distinctly  the  whole  of  the  operation ; 
and  have  listened  to  some  knave  who  felt  a  plea- 
sure in  deluding  their  credulity,  or  some  other 
who  himself  was  either  an  enthusiast  or  a  dupe. 
It  also  may  have  happened  in  the  ancient  reli- 
gions, of  Egypt  for  instance,  or  of  India,  or  even 
of  Greece,  that  narratives  have  been  attributed  to 
authors  who  never  heard  of  them ;  and  have  been 
circulated  by  honest  men  who  firmly  believed 
them  ;  by  half-honest,  who  indulged  their  vanity 
in  becoming  members  of  a  novel  and  bustling 
society;  and  by  utterly  dishonest,  who,  having 
no  other  means  of  rising  above  the  shoulders  of 
the  vulgar,  threw  dust  into  their  eyes  and  made 
them  stoop. 

Timotheus.  Ha !  the  rogues !  It  is  nearly  all 
over  with  them. 

Lucian.  Let  us  hope  so.  Parthenius  and  the 
Roman  poet  Ovidius  Naso,  have  related  the  trans- 
formations of  sundry  men,  women,  and  gods. 

Timotheus.  Idleness !  Idleness !  I  never  read 
such  lying  authors. 

Lucian.  I  myself  have  seen  enough  to  incline 
me  toward  a  belief  in  them. 

Timotheus.  You  ?  Why  !  you  have  always  been 
thought  an  utter  infidel ;  and  now  you  are  run- 
ning, hot  and  heedless  as  any  mad  dog,  to  the 
opposite  extreme ! 

Ludan.  I  have  lived  to  see,  not  indeed  one  man, 
but  certainly  one  animal  turned  into  another : 
nay,  great  numbers.  I  have  seen  sheep  with  the 
most  placid  faces  in  the  morning,  one  nibbling 
the. tender  herb  with  all  its  dew  upon  it;  another, 
negligent  of  its  own  sustenance,  and  giving  it 
copiously  to  the  tottering  lamb  aside  it. 
Timotheus.  How  pretty !  half  poetical ! 
Lucian.  In  the  heat  of  the  day  I  saw  the  very 
same  sheep  tearing  off  each  other's  fleeces  with 
long  teeth  and  longer  claws,  and  imitating  so  ad- 
mirably the  howl  of  wolves,  that  at  last  the  wolves 
came  down  on  them  in  a  body,  and  lent  their 
best  assistance  at  the  general  devouring.  What 


THE  MAID  OF  ORLEANS  AND  AGNES  SOREL. 


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is  more  remarkable,  the  people  of  the  villages 
seemed  to  enjoy  the  sport ;  and,  instead  of  attack- 
ing the  wolves,  waited  until  they  had  filled  their 


stomachs,  ate  the  little  that  was  left,  said  piously 
and  from  the  bottom  of  their  hearts  what  you 
call  grace,  and  went  home  singing  and  piping. 


THE  MAID  OF  ORLEANS  AND  AGNES  SOREL. 


Agnes.  If  a  boy  could  ever  be  found  so  beauti- 
ful and  so  bashful,  I  should  have  taken  you  for  a 
boy  about  fifteen  years  old.  Really,  and  without 
flattery,  I  think  you  very  lovely. 

Jeanne.  I  hope  I  shall  be  greatly  more  so. 

Agnes.  Nay,  nay :  do  not  expect  to  improve, 
except  a  little  in  manner.  Manner  is  the  fruit, 
blushes  are  the  blossom :  these  must  fall  off  before 
the  fruit  sets. 

Jeanne.  By  God's  help,  I  may  be  soon  more 
comely  in  the  eyes  of  men. 

Agnes.  Ha!  ha  !  even  in  piety  there  is  a  spice 
of  vanity.  The  woman  can  only  cease  to  be 
the  woman  when  angels  have  disrobed  her  in 
Paradise. 

Jeanne.  I  shall  be  far  from  loveliness,  even  in 
my  own  eyes,  until  I  execute  the  will  of  God  in 
the  deliverance  of  his  people. 

Agnes.  Never  hope  it. 

Jeanne.  The  deliverance  that  is  never  hoped 
seldom  comes.  We  conquer  by  hope  and  trust. 

Agnes.  Be  content  to  have  humbled  the  proud 
islanders.  0  how  I  rejoice  that  a  mere  child  has 
done  so. 

Jeanne.  A  child  of  my  age,  or  younger,  chas- 
tised the  Philistines,  and  smote  down  the  giant 
their  leader. 

Agnes.  But  Talbot  is  a  giant  of  another  mould  : 
his  will  is  immovable,  his  power  is  irresistible,  his 
word  of  command  is  Conquer. 

Jeanne.  It  shall  be  heard  no  longer.  The  tem- 
pest of  battle  drowns  it  in  English  blood. 

Agnes.  Poor  simpleton !  The  English  will 
recover  from  the  stupor  of  their  fright,  believing 
thee  no  longer  to  be  a  sorceress.  Did  ever  sword 
or  spear  intimidate  them  ?  Hast  thou  never  heard 
of  Creci?  hast  thou  never  heard  of  Agincourt?  hast 
thou  never  heard  of  Poictiers?  where  the  chivalry 
of  France  was  utterly  vanquished  by  sick  and 
starving  men,  one  against  five.  The  French  are 
the  eagle's  plume,  the  English  are  his  talon. 

Jeanne.  The  talon  and  the  plume  shall  change 
places. 

Agnes.  Too  confident ! 

Jeanne.  0  lady !  is  anyone  too  confident  in  God? 

Agnes.  We  may  mistake  his  guidance.  Already 
not  only  the  whole  host  of  the  English,  but  many 
of  our  wisest  and  most  authoritative  churchmen, 
believe  you  on  their  consciences  to  act  under  the 
instigation  of  Satan. 

Jeanne.  What  country  or  what  creature  has  the 
Evil-one  ever  saved  ?  With  what  has  he  tempted 
me  ?  with  reproaches,  with  scorn,  with  weary  days, 
with  slumberless  nights,  with  doubts,  distrusts, 
and  dangers,  with  absence  from  all  who  cherish 
me,  with  immodest  soldierly  language,  and  perhaps 
an  untimely  and  a  cruel  death. 


Agnes.  But  you  are  not  afraid. 

Jeanne.  Healthy  and  strong,  yet  always  too 
timorous,  a  few  seasons  ago  I  fled  away  from  the  low- 
ings  of  a  young  steer,  if  he  ran  opposite  ;  I  awaited 
not  the  butting  of  a  full-grown  kid  ;  the  barking 
of  a  house-dog  at  our  neighbour's  gate  turned  me 
pale  as  ashes.  And  (shame  upon  me  !)  I  scarcely 
dared  kiss  the  child,  when  he  called  on  me  with 
burning  tongue  in  the  pestilence  of  a  fever. 

Agnes.  No  wonder !  A  creature  in  a  fever ! 
what  a  frightful  thing  ! 

Jeanne.  It  would  be  were  it  not  so  piteous. 

Agnes.  And  did  you  kiss  it?  Did  you  really 
kiss  the  lips  ? 

Jeanne.  I  fancied  mine  would  refresh  them  a 
little. 

Agnes.  And  did  they  ?  I  should  have  thought 
mine  could  do  but  trifling  good  in  such  cases. 

Jeanne.  Alas !  when  I  believed  I  had  quite 
cooled  them,  it  was  death  had  done  it. 

Agnes.  Ah  !  this  is  courage. 

Jeanne.  The  courage  of  the  weaker  sex,  inhe- 
rent in  us  all,  but  as  deficient  in  me  as  in  any, 
until  an  infant  taught  me  my  duty  by  its  cries. 
Yet  never  have  I  quailed  in  the  front  of  the  fight, 
where  I  directed  our  ranks  against  the  bravest. 
God  pardon  me  if  I  err  !  but  I  believe  his  Spirit 
flamed  within  my  breast,  strengthened  my  arm, 
and  led  me  on  to  victory. 

Agnes.  Say  not  so,  or  they  will  burn  thee  alive, 
poor  child  ! 

Why  fallest  thou  before  me  ?  I  have  some  power 
indeed,  but  in  this  extremity  I  could  little  help 
thee.  The  priest  never  releases  the  victim. 

What !  how !  thy  countenance  is  radiant  with 
a  heavenly  joy  :  thy  humility  is  like  an  angel's 
at  the  feet  of  God  :  I  am  unworthy  to  behold  it. 

Rise,  Jeanne,  rise ! 

Jeanne.  Martyrdom  too !  The  reward  were 
too  great  for  such  an  easy  and  glad  obedience. 
France  will  become  just  and  righteous :  France 
will  praise  the  Lord  for  her  deliverance. 

Agnes.  Sweet  enthusiast !  I  am  confident,  I  am 
certain,  of  thy  innocence. 

Jeanne.  0  Lady  Agnes ! 

Agnes.  Why  fixest  thou  thy  eyes  on  me  so 
piteously  ?  Why  sobbest  thou  ?  thou,  to  whom 
the  representation  of  an  imminent  death  to  be 
apprehended  for  thee,  left  untroubled,  j  oyous,  exult- 
ing. Speak ;  tell  me. 

Jeanne.  I  must.  This  also  is  commanded  me. 
You  believe  me  innocent  ? 

Agnes.  In  truth  I  do  :  why  then  look  abashed? 
Alas  !  alas  !  could  I  mistake  the  reason?  I  spoke 
of  innocence  ! 

Leave  me,  leave  me.  Return  another  time. 
Follow  thy  vocation. 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


Jeanne,  Agnes  Sorel !  be  thou  more  than  inno- 
cent, if  innocence  is  denied  thee.  In  the  name  of 
the  Almighty,  I  call  on  thee  to  earn  his  mercy. 

Agnes.  I  implore  it  incessantly,  by  day,  by 
night. 

Jeanne.  Serve  him  as  thou  mayest  best  serve  him ; 
and  thy  tears,  I  promise  thee,  shall  soon  be  less 
bitter  than  those  which  are  dropping  on  this 
jewelled  hand,  and  on  the  rude  one  which  has 
dared  to  press  it. 

Agnes.  What  can  I,  what  can  I  do1? 

Jeanne.  Lead  the  king  back  to  his  kingdom. 

Agnes.  The  king  is  in  France. 

Jeanne.  No»  no,  no. 

Agnes.  Upon  my  word  of  honour. 

Jeanne.  And  at  such  a  time,  0  Heaven!  in  idle- 
ness and  sloth ! 

Agnes.  Indeed  no.  He  is  busy  (this  is  the 
hour)  in  feeding  and  instructing  two  young  hawks. 
Could  you  but  see  the  little  miscreants,  how  they 
dare  to  bite  and  claw  and  tug  at  him.  He  never 
hurts  or  scolds  them  for  it;  he  is  so  good-natured  : 
he  even  lets  them  draw  blood;  he  is  so  very 
brave  ! 

Running  away  from  France !  Who  could  have 
raised  such  a  report  1  Indeed  he  is  here.  He  never 
thought  of  leaving  the  country :  and  his  affairs 
are  becoming  more  and  more  prosperous  ever 
since  the  battle.  Can  you  not  take  my  assevera- 
tion ]  Must  I  say  it  ]  he  is  now  in  this  very  house. 

Jeanne.  Then  not  in  France.  In  France  all 
love  their  country.  Others  of  our  kings,  old  men 
tell  us,  have  been  captives ;  but  leas  ignominously. 
Their  enemies  have  respected  their  misfortunes 
and  their  honour. 

Agnea.  The  English  have  always  been  merciful 
and  generous. 

Jeanne.  And  will  you  be  less  generous,  less 
merciful  ? 

Agnes.  I  ? 

Jeanne.  You ;  the  beloved  of  Charles. 

Agnes.  This  is  too  confident.  No,  no  :  do  not 
draw  back  :  it  is  not  too  confident :  it  is  only  too 
reproachful.  But  your  actions  have  given  you 
authority.  I  have,  nevertheless,  a  right  to  demand 
of  you  what  creature  on  earth  I  have  ever  treated 
ignominiously  or  unkindly. 

Jeanne.  Your  beloved ;  your  king. 

Agnes.  Never.  I  owe  to  him  all  I  have,  all 
I  am. 

Jeanne.  Too  true !  But  let  him  in  return  owe 
to  you,  0  Lady  Agnes,  eternal  happiness,  eternal 
glory.  Condescend  to  labor  with  the  humble 
handmaiden  of  the  Lord,  in  fixing  his  throne  and 
delivering  his  people. 

Agnes.  I  can  not  fight :  I  abominate  war. 

Jeanne.  Not  more  than  I  do ;  but  men  love  it. 

Agnes.  Too  much. 

Jeanne.  Often  too  much,  for  often  unjustly. 
But  when  God's  right-hand  is  visible  in  the  van- 
guard, we  who  are  called  must  follow. 

Agnes.  I  dare  not ;  indeed  I  dare  not. 

Jeanne.  You  dare  not  ?  you  who  dare  withhold 
the  king  from  his  duty ! 


Agnes.  We  must  never  talk  of  their  duties  to 
our  princes. 

Jeanne.  Then  we  omit  to  do  much  of  our  own. 
It  is  now  mine :  but  above  all  it  is  yours. 

Agnes.  There  are  learned  and  religious  men 
who  might  more  properly. 

Jeanne.  Are  these  learned  and  religious  men  in 
the  court  ?  Pray  tell  me  :  since,  if  they  are,  seeing 
how  poorly  they  have  sped,  I  may  peradventure, 
however  unwillingly,  however  blameably,  abate  a 
little  of  my  reverence  for  learning,  and  look  for 
pure  religion  in  lower  places. 

Agnes.  They  are  modest;  and  they  usually 
ask  of  me  in  what  manner  they  may  best  please 
their  master. 

Jeanne.  They  believe  then  that  your  affection 
is  proportional  to  the  power  you  possess  over  him. 
I  have  heard  complaints  that  it  is  usually  quite 
the  contrary.  But  can  such  great  men  be  loved  1 
And  do  you  love  him  1  Why  do  you  sigh  so  ] 

Agnes.  Life  is  but  sighs,  and  when  they  cease, 
'tis  over. 

Jeanne.  Now  deign  to  answer  me :  do  you  truly 
love  him  ? 

Agnes.  From  my  soul ;  and  above  it. 

Jeanne.  Then  save  him. 

Lady !  I  am  grieved  at  your  sorrow,  although 
it  will  hereafter  be  a  source  of  joy  unto  you.  The 
purest  water  runs  from  the  hardest  rock.  Neither 
worth  nor  wisdom  come  without  an  effort ;  and 
patience  and  piety  and  salutary  knowledge  spring 
up  and  ripen  from  under  the  harrow  of  affliction. 
Before  there  is  wine  or  there  is  oil,  the  grape 
must  be  trodden  and  the  olive  must  be  pressed. 

I  see  you  are  framing  in  your  heart  the  reso- 
lution. 

Agnes.  My  heart  can  admit  nothing  but  his 
image. 

Jeanne.  It  must  fall  thence  at  last. 

Agnes.  Alas  !  alas !  Time  loosens  man's  affec- 
tions. I  may  become  unworthy.  In  the  sweetest 
flower  there  is  much  that  is  not  fragrance,  and 
which  transpires  when  the  freshness  has  passed 
away. 

Alas !  if  he  should  ever  cease  to  love  me ! 

Jeanne.  Alas !  if  God  should ! 

Agnes.  Then  indeed  he  might  afflict  me  with 
so  grievous  a  calamity. 

Jeanne.  And  none  worse  after? 

Agnes.  What  can  there  be  ? 

0  Heaven  !  mercy  !  mercy ! 

Jeanne.  Resolve  to  earn  it :  one  hour  suffices. 

Agnes.  I  am  lost.     Leave  me,  leave  me. 

Jeanne.  Do  we  leave  the  lost?  Are  they 
beyond  our  care  ?  Remember  who  died  for  them, 
and  them  only. 

Agnes.  You  subdue  me.  Spare  me :  I  would 
only  collect  my  thoughts. 

Jeanne.  Cast  them  away.  Fresh  herbage  springs 
From  under  the  withered.  Be  strong,  and,  if  you 
love,  be  generous.  Is  it  more  glorious  to  make 
a  captive  than  to  redeem  one] 

Agnes.  Is  he  in  danger !  0  !  .  .  you  see  all 
things  .  .  is  he  ?  is  he  ?  is  he  1 


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Jeanne.  From  none  but  you. 

Agnes.  God,  it  is  evident,  has  given  to  thee 
alone  the  power  of  rescuing  both  him  and  France. 
He  has  bestowed  on  thee  the  mightiness  of  virtue. 

Jeanne.  Believe,  and  prove  thy  belief,  that  he 
has  left  no  little  of  it  still  in  thee. 

Agnes.  When  we  have  .lost  our  chastity,  we 
have  lost  all,  in  his  sight  and  in  man's.  But  man 
is  unforgiving,  God  is  merciful. 

Jeanne.  I  am  so  ignorant,  I  know  only  a  part 
of  my  duties :  yet  those  which  my  Maker  has 
taught  me  I  am  earnest  to  perform.  He  teaches 
me  that  divine  love  has  less  influence  over  the 
heart  than  human :  he  teaches  me  that  it  ought 
to  have  more :  finally,  he  commands  me  to  an- 
nounce to  thee,  not  his  anger,  but  his  will. 

Agnes.  Declare  it ;  0  declare  it.  I  do  believe 
his  holy  word  is  deposited  in  thy  bosom. 

Jeanne.  Encourage  the  king  to  lead  his  vassals 
to  the  field. 

Agnes.  When  the  season  is  milder. 

Jeanne.  And  bid  him  leave  you  for  ever. 

Agnes.  Leave  me !  one  whole  campaign  !  one 
entire  summer  !  Oh  anguish  !  It  sounded  in  my 
ears  as  if  you  said  "  for  ever." 

Jeanne.  I  say  it  again. 

Agnes.  Thy  power  is  superhuman,  mine  is  not. 

Jeanne.  It  ought  to  be,  in  setting  God  at  defi- 
ance. The  mightiest  of  the  angels  rued  it. 

Agnes.  We  did  not  make  our  hearts. 

Jeanne.  But  we  can  mend  them. 

Agnes.  Oh  !  mine  (God  knows  it)  bleeds. 

Jeanne.  Say  rather  it  expels  from  it  the  last 
stagnant  drop  of  its  rebellious  sin.  Salutary  pangs 
may  be  painfuller  than  mortal  ones. 

Agnes.  Bid  him  leave  me !  wish  it !  permit  it ! 
think  it  near !  believe  it  ever  can  be !  Go,  go  .  . 
I  am  lost  eternally. 

Jeanne.  And  Charles  too. 

Agnes.  Hush !  hush !  What  has  he  done  that 
other  men  have  not  done  also  ? 

Jeanne.  He  has  left  undone  what  others  do. 
Other  men  fight  for  their  country. 

I  always  thought  it  was  pleasant  to  the  young 
and  beautiful  to  see  those  they  love  victorious  and 
applauded.  Twice  in  my  lifetime  I  have  been 
present  at  wakes,  where  prizes  were  contended  for : 
what  prizes  I  quite  forget :  certainly  not  king- 
doms. The  winner  was  made  happy :  but  there 
was  one  made  happier.  Village  maids  love  truly : 
ay,  they  love  glory  too  ;  and  not  their  own.  The 
tenderest  heart  loves  best  the  courageous  one :  the 
gentle  voice  says,  "  Why  wert  thou  so  hazardous]" 
the  deeper-toned  replies,  "  For  thee,  for  thee." 

Agnes.  But  if  the  saints  of  heaven  are  offended, 
as  I  fear  they  may  be,  it  would  be  presumptuous 


in  the  king  to  expose  his  person  in  battle,  until  we 
have  supplicated  and  appeased  them. 

Jeanne.  One  hour  of  self-denial,  one  hour  of 
stern  exertion  against  the  assaults  of  passion,  out- 
values a  life  of  prayer. 

Agnes.  Prayer,  if  many  others  will  pray  with  us, 
can  do  all  things.  I  will  venture  to  raise  up  that 
arm  which  has  only  one  place  for  its  repose  :  I 
will  steal  away  from  that  undivided  pillow,  fra- 
grant with  fresh  and  unextinguishable  love. 

Jeanne.  Sad  earthly  thoughts  ! 

Agnes.  You  make  them  sad,  you  can  not  make 
them  earthly.  There  is  a  divinity  in  a  love  de- 
scending from  on  high,  in  theirs  who  can  see  into 
the  heart  and  mould  it  to  their  will. 

Jeanne.  Has  man  that  power? 

Agnes.  Happy,  happy  girl !  to  ask  it,  and 
unfeignedly. 

Jeanne.  Be  happy  too. 

Agnes.  How]  how? 

Jeanne.  By  passing  resolutely  through  unhap- 
piness.  It  must  be  done. 

Agnes.  I  will  throw  myself  on  the  pavement, 
and  pray  until  no  star  is  in  the  heavens.  Oh  !  I 
will  so  pray,  so  weep. 

Jeanne.  Unless  you  save  the  tears  of  others,  in 
vain  you  shed  your  own. 

Agnes.  Again  I  ask  you,  what  can  I  do  ? 

Jeanne.  When  God  has  told  you  what  you  ought 
to  do,  he  has  already  told  you  what  you  can. 

Agnes.  I  will  think  about  it  seriously. 

Jeanne.  Serious  thoughts  are  folded  up,  chested, 
and  unlooked-at :  lighter,  like  dust,  settle  all  about 
the  chamber.  The  promise  to  think  seriously 
dismisses  and  closes  the  door  on  the  thought. 
Adieu  !  God  pity  and  pardon  you.  Through  you 
the  wrath  of  Heaven  will  fall  upon  the  kingdom. 

Agnes.  Denouncer  of  just  vengeance,  recall  the 
sentence  !  I  tremble  before  that  countenance 
severely  radiant :  I  sink  amid  that  calm,  more 
appalling  than  the  tempest.  Look  not  into  my 
heart  with  those  gentle  eyes!  0  how  they  pene- 
trate !  They  ought  to  see  no  sin :  sadly  must  it 
pain  them. 

Jeanne.  Think  not  of  me  :  pursue  thy  destina- 
tion :  save  France. 

Agnes  (after  a  long  pause).  Glorious  privilege ! 
divine  appointment !  Is  it  thus,  0  my  Redeemer ! 
my  crimes  are  visited  ? 

Come  with  me,  blessed  Jeanne  !  come  instantly 
with  me  to  the  king :  come  to  him  whom  thy 
virtue  and  valour  have  rescued. 

Jeanne.  Not  now  ;  nor  ever  with  thee.  Again 
I  shall  behold  him  ;  a  conqueror  at  Orleans,  a  king 
at  Rheims.  Regenerate  Agnes !  be  this  thy  glory, 
if  there  be  any  that  is  not  God's. 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


THE  DUKE  OF  WELLINGTON  AND  SIR  ROBERT  INGLIS. 


Duke.  Good  morning,  Sir  Robert  Inglis,  I  am 
glad  to  see  you. 

Inglis.  Your  Grace  is  extremely  obliging  in 
fixing  so  early  an  hour  for  the  audience  I  re- 
quested. 

Duke.  We  cannot  meet  too  early  for  business, 
long  or  short. 

Inglis.  The  present  is  most  important  to  the 
Administration  of  which  your  Grace  is  the  main 
support. 

Duke.  If  you  think  so,  we  will  dispatch  it  at 
once.  I  presume  you  mean  the  matter  of  Lord 
Ellenborough. 

Inglis.  Exactly,  my  lord  duke. 

Duke.  Your  objections,  I  think,  rest  on  some- 
thing which  wounded  your  feelings  on  the  side  of 
religion  ? 

Inglia.  Not  mine  only,  may  it  please  your 
Grace. 

Duke.  It  neither  pleases  nor  displeases  me, 
Sir  Robert  Inglis.  I  am  an  impartial  man ;  and 
this  is  a  matter  that  lies  among  the  bishops. 

Inglis.  I  fear  they  will  not  stir  in  the  business. 

Duke.  The  wiser  men  they. 

Inglis.  But  surely  it  is  most  offensive  to  pay 
twenty  thousand  men,  and  two  millions  of  money, 
for  a  pair  of  sandal-wood  gates,  which  are  not  of 
sandal-wood,  in  order  to  fix  them  again  to  a 
temple  which  does  not  exist;  a  temple  which, 
while  it  did  exist,  was  dedicated  to  the  most  im- 
moral and  impure  of  worship  ;  which  afterward 
was  converted  to  a  mosque,  and  is  now  the  recep- 
tacle of  all  the  filth  in  the  city  that  is  ever  removed 
at  all. 

Duke.  You  say  the  gates  are  not  of  sandal- 
wood  ;  yet  Lord  Ellenborough  is  accused  by  the 
Radicals  of  setting  up  sandal-wood  gates.  This  is 
frivolous. 

Inglis.  He  made  a  proclamation  in  the  style  of 
Buonaparte. 

Duke.  Not  he,  indeed;  he  is  no  more  like 
Buonaparte  than  you  are ;  another  frivolous  ob- 
jection. I  do  assure  you,  Sir  Robert  Inglis,  he 
always  thought  Buonaparte  a  miserably  poor 
creature  in  comparison  with  himself;  for,  even 
in  his  best  days,  or  (to  use  the  word  well  for 
once)  his  palmy  days,  Buonaparte  had  notoriously 
little  hair,  and  wore  it  quite  flat.  Then,  after  he 
made  a  peace,  which  to  many,  who  pull  back  the 
past  to  overlay  the  present,  seems  as  glorious 
as  that  which  Lord  Ellenborough  has  just  con- 
cluded ;  what  did  Buonaparte  ?  Mind !  I  am 
speaking  now  his  lordship's  sentiments ;  for  I 
never  speak  in  disparagement  of  any  person  I 
have  been  in  the  habit  of  meeting  in  society ; 
but  what,  in  his  lordship's  opinion,  did  he, 
which  could  excite  his  envy  or  imitation  ]  In- 
stead of  turning  his  sword  into  a  pruning-hook, 
which  would  have  been  ostentation  and  folly  in 
one  who  never  left  behind  him  anything  to 


prune,  and  scarcely  a  pruner,  he  neglected  the 
only  use  to  which  Lord  Ellenborough  might  rea- 
sonably have  expected  him  to  apply  it ;  he  over- 
looked the  obvious  utility  of  its  conversion  into 
curling-irons.  The  cannon  his  lordship  has 
taken  from  the  enemy,  no  doubt,  will  be  so  em- 
ployed ;  at  least,  they  may  contribute  to  it,  as  far 
as  they  go.  I  do  not  expect  it  will  be  thought 
advisable,  in  the  present  state  of  her  Majesty,  to 
discharge  them  in  the  Park.  Really,  I  see  no 
reason  why,  after  their  remounting,  they  should 
not  enter  on  another  career  of  conquest.  And 
where  better  than  against  the  artillery  on  the 
crested  highths  of  Almack's"?  Do  not  look  so 
grave,  my  good  Sir  Robert  Inglis.  We  are  both 
of  us  on  half-pay  in  the  same  department,  and 
our  laurels  grow  rigidly  cold  upon  us. 

Inglis.  I  protest,  my  lord  duke,  I  do  not  com- 
prehend your  Grace. 

Duke.  Then  we  will  converse  no  longer  on  a 
subject  of  such  intricacy,  in  which  only  one  of  us 
has  had  any  practice. 

Inglis.  He  was  desirous  of  ingratiating  himself 
with  the  Hindoos. 

Duke.  So  he  should  be.  A  third  frivolous  ob- 
jection. 

Inglis.  But  at  the  danger  of  alienating  the 
Mahometans. 

Duke.  They  hate  us  as  you  hate  the  devil  ; 
therefore  they  are  not  to  be  alienated.  A  fourth 
frivolous  objection. 

Inglis.  My  lord  duke,  I  pretend  to  no  know- 
ledge of  the  parties  in  India,  or  their  incli- 
nations. 

Duke.  Then  why  talk  about  them  ? 

Inglis.  My  zeal  for  the  religion  of  my  country. 

Duke.  What  have  they  to  do  with  the  religion 
of  our  country,  or  we  with  theirs. 

Inglis.  We,  as  Englishmen  and  Christians,  have 
very  much  to  do  with  theirs  ? 

Duke.  Are  they  then  Christians  and  English- 
men ?  We  may  worry  those  who  are  near  us  for 
believing  this  and  disbelieving  that;  but,  until 
there  are  none  to  worry  at  home,  let  the  people 
of  India  fight  and  work  for  us,  and  live  content- 
edly. You  live  contentedly.  But  you  are  too 
grave  and  of  too  high  standing  to  be  bottle-holder 
to  conflicting  religions.  I  am  sure,  Sir  Robert 
Inglis,  I  would  wish  fair  play  and  no  favour. 

Inglis.  I  trust,  my  lord  duke,  I  never  wish  any- 
thing unfair. 

Duke.  And  if  I  have  any  reputation  in  the 
world,  it  is  for  loving  all  that  is  most  fair. 

Inglis.  Such  is  your  Grace's  character. 

Duke.  Well  then,  let  Somnauth  and  Jugger- 
nauth  share  and  share  alike. 

Inglis.  In  the  bottomless  pit ! 

Duke.  Wherever  is  most  convenient  to  the  par- 
ties. Juggernauth,  I  must  confess  to  you,  has 
been  taken  most  into  consideration  by  us,  being 


THE  DUKE  OF  WELLINGTON  AND  SIR  ROBERT  INGLIS. 


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an  old  ally,  in  a  manner;  and  our  Government 
has  always  paid  six  thousand  a-year  toward  his 
maintenance. 

Inglis.  I  deplore  it. 

Duke.  Every  man  is  at  liberty  to  deplore  what 
he  likes ;  but  really  I  do  not  see  why  you  should 
hit  upon  this  in  particular.  Not  a  bishop  or  arch- 
bishop rose  from  his  seat  in  Parliament  to  de- 
nounce or  censure  or  discommend  it :  therefore  I 
am  bound  in  conscience  as  a  member  of  the 
Church  of  England,  in  duty  as  a  peer,  and  in 
honour  as  a  gentleman,  to  believe  it  all  right. 

Inglis.  Surely  not,  my  lord  duke.  I  yield  to 
no  man  in  veneration  for  the  Church  as  by  law 
established,  or  for  those  descendants  of  the  Apos- 
tles, nevertheless. 

Duke.  Better  that  I  should  be  wrong  in  my 
theology  than  they :  but  I  can  not  well  be  wrong 
when  I  agree  with  lords  so  learned,  particularly 
now  you  remind  me  of  their  unbroken  descent 
from  the  Apostles.  They  are  the  fairest  and 
most  impartial  men  in  the  world :  they  let  all 
religions  thrive  that  do  not  come  too  near  their 
own.  They  never  cry  "stand  back,"  on  slight 
occasions :  and  I  firmly  believe  you  could  never 
engage  more  than  a  couple  of  them  to  lend  a 
hand  at  the  car  of  Juggernauth,  even  in  cool 
weather.  Some  of  them,  whose  skirts  the  reform- 
ers have  been  clipping,  would  be  readier  than  the 
rest ;  but  they  must  have  a  very  high  minster  in 
view  before  they  would  let  you  buckle  on  the 
harness. 

Inglis.  I  respect  their  motives.  In  like  man- 
ner they  abstained  from  voting  on  the  question 
of  the  slave-trade.  It  behoves  them  to  avoid  all 
discussion  and  disquisition  on  the  policy  of  minis- 
ters. 

Duke.  So  it  does  you  and  me.  I  lean  to  neither 
of  the  contending  gods  in  particular :  they  are 
both  well  enough  in  their  way :  if  they  are  quiet 
with  us,  let  them  do  as  they  like  with  their  own 
people,  who  certainly  would  not  have  worshipped 
them  so  long  if  they  had  misbehaved.  Do  not 
encourage  men,  ignorant  men  particularly,  to 
throw  off  any  restraint  you  find  upon  them  :  it  is 
no  easy  matter  to  put  another  in  the  place,  well- 
looking  as  it  may  be,  and  clever  as  you  may  think 
yourself  in  cutting  it  out  and  fitting  it  to  the 
wearer. 

Inglis.  These  wretched  men  have  souls,  my 
lord  duke,  to  be  saved  from  the  flames  of  hell. 

Duke.  I  hope  so :  but  I  am  no  fire-man.  I  know 
what  good,  meanwhile,  may  be  done  with  them  in 
the  hands  of  the  priests,  if  you  let  the  priests 
have  their  own  way :  but  if  you  stop  their  feeds 
what  work  can  you  expect  out  of  them  ] 

Inglis.  So  long  as  they  have  their  way,  Chris- 
tianity will  never  be  established  in  Hindostan. 

Duke.  Bad  news,  indeed !  Upon  my  life,  I  am 
sorry  to  hear  it;  especially,  when  other  most  reli- 
gious men  have  taken  the  trouble  to  assure  me 
that  it  would  prevail  against  the  devil  and  all  his 
works.  We  must  not  be  hasty,  Sir  Robert  Inglis. 
There  are  some  things  at  which  we  may  make  a 


dash ;  others  require  wary  circumspection  and 
slow  approaches.  I  would  curtail  the  foraging 
ground  of  an  enemy,  never  of  an  ally.  We  must 
wink  upon  some  little  excesses  of  theirs,  while  we 
keep  our  own  men  strictly  to  duty.  Beside,  we 
are  hard-driven,  and  cannot  give  up  patronage. 

Inglis.  If  your  Grace's  conscience  is  quite  satis- 
fied that  the  service  of  Government  requires  a 
certain  relaxation  in  what  we  consider  vital  essen- 
tials, we  must  submit. 

Duke.  Our  consciences  may  not  be  quite  so  easy 
as  one  could  wish,  nor  are  our  places;  but  we 
must  take  into  consideration  the  necessity  of  col- 
lecting the  revenue  in  Hindostan;  and  the  priests 
in  all  countries  can  make  it  difficult  or  easy. 
Lord  Ellenborough  is  affable ;  and  I  trust  he  will 
hang  a  religion  in  each  ear,  so  that  neither  shall 
hang  higher  than  the  other. 

Inglis.  We  are  taught  and  commanded  to  judge 
not  hastily.  Now,  I  would  not  judge  hastily  my 
Lord  Ellenborough ;  but  certainly  it  does  bear 
hard  on  tender  consciences,  to  believe  he  entertains 
that  lively  faith  which  .  . 

Duke.  Pooh,  pooh  !  If  he  has  any  faith  at  all,  I 
will  answer  for  him  it  is  as  lively  as  a  turtle ; 
which,  you  know,  is  proverbial  :  no  advertise- 
ment calls  the  thing  otherwise.  You  may  call 
Ellenborough  a  silly  fellow,  but  never  a  dull 
one,  unless  when  wit  and  humour  are  required  ; 
and  business  wants  none  of  their  flashes  to  show 
its  path. 

Inglis.  Belief  in  his  Creator  .  . 

Duke.  He  believes  in  all  of  these,  better  than 
they  believe  in  him,  from  those  who  created  him 
Secretary  of  State,  to  those  who  created  him  Go- 
vernor-General. 

Inglis.  I  meant  to  signify  his  religion. 

Duke.  He  might  ask  you  what  that  signifies  ? 

Inglis.  We  require  from  all  the  servants  of  her 
Majesty,  from  all  who  are  in  authority  under  her,  as 
our  Church  service  most  beautifully  expresses  it. . 

Duke.  Well,  well !  what  would  you  have  ]  I 
will  speak  from  my  own  knowledge  of  him ;  I 
know  he  believes  in  a  deity ;  I  heard  him  use 
the  very  name,  in  swearing  at  his  groom ;  and, 
on  the  same  occasion,  he  cried  aloud,  "The 
devil  take  the  fellow!"  Can  you  doubt,  after 
this,  that  his  religion  is  secure  on  both  flanks  1 

Inglis.  God  has,  from  the  beginning,  set  his 
face  against  idolatry. 

Duke.  I  don't  wonder.  I  am  persuaded  you 
are  correct  in  your  statement,  Sir  Robert  Inglis. 

Inglis.  He  reproved  it,  in  his  wrath,  as  one 
among  the  most  crying  sins  of  the  Jews. 

Duke.  They  have  a  good  many  of  that  descrip- 
tion :  but  they  must  have  been  fine  soldiers  for- 
merly. Do  you  think,  Sir  Robert  Inglis,  they  are 
likely,  at  last,  to  get  into  the  Houses  of  Par- 
liament ? 

Inglis.  God  forbid ! 

Duke.  For  my  own  part  I  have  no  voice  on  the 
occasion.  Other  rich  folks,  quite  as  crying,  and 
craving,  and  importunate,  lawyers  more  espe- 
cially, crowd  both  yours  and  ours.  But  I  think  a 


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sprinkling  of  Jews  might  help  you  prodigiously  jusi 
at  present ;  for,  by  what  I  hear  about  them,  there 
are  nowhere  such  stiff  sticklers  against  idolatry 
at  the  present  day,  as  those  gentlemen  !  We  both 
are  connected,  to  a  certain  extent,  with  the  Uni- 
versity of  Oxford.  Now,  people  do  tell  me  thai 
many  of  those  who  voted  for  us,  as  well  as  many 
of  those  who  did  not,  are  inclined  to  a  spice 
of  it. 

Inglia.  They  deny  the  charge. 

Duke.  Of  course  they  do :  so  do  the  people  oJ 
Hindustan,  even  those  among  them  who  possess 
no  pluralities,  no  preferment.  They  all  tell  you 
there  is  something  at  the  bottom  of  it  which  you 
do  not  see,  because  you  are  blind  and  stupid  and 
unbelieving.  They  all,  both  here  and  there,  tell 
you  that,  to  learn  things  rightly,  you  must  become 
a  child  once  more.  Now,  against  the  child's  doc- 
trine I  have  nothing  to  say,  but  I  have  a  serious 
objection,  in  my  own  person,  to  certain  parts  of 
the  discipline. 

Inglia.  Your  Grace  is  grave  apparently,  which 
could  not  surely  be  the  case  if  such  abomination 
were  about  to  be  tolerated  in  our  principal  seats 
of  learning. 

Duke.  In  truth  I  was  not  thinking  about  the 
seats  of  learning:  nor  indeed  do  I  see  any  danger 
in  pious  men  erecting  the  Cross  to  elevate  their 
devotion.  I  fear  more  the  faggot  than  the  solid 
timber :  and,  when  I  know  they  came  out  of  the 
same  wood,  I  am  suspicious  they  may  be  travelling 
the  same  road.  But  until  an  evil  intention  is  mani- 
fest, I  would  let  people  have  their  own  way,  both  in 
Oxfordshire  and  Hindostan.  In  regard  to  giving 
them  money,  I  leave  that  matter  entirely  to  the 
discretion  of  their  votaries. 

Inglis.  I  grieve  for  this  lukewarmness  in  your 
Grace. 

Duke.  It  is  high  time  for  me  to  be  lukewarm, 
and  hardly  that. 

Inglis.  I  did  not  enter  upon  politics,  or  ques- 
tion an  officer,  a  high,  a  very  high  functionary  of 
her  Majesty,  in  regard  to  the  expediency  of 
favoring  one  religion  of  the  Hindoos  against  the 
other,  and  that  professed  by  the  more  warlike 
and  powerful. 

Duke.  Did  not  you  ?  Then  what  can  you  ques- 
tion? 

Inglis.  I  question,  and  more  than  question, 
the  correctness  of  his  views  in  winking  at  im- 
purity ;  for  the  worship  of  the  Lingam  is  most 
impure. 

Duke.  We  do  wink  at  such  things,  Sir  Robert ; 
we  do  not  openly  countenance  them.  I  am  no 
worshipper  of  the  Lingam.  I  speak  as  an  unpre- 
judiced man;  and,  depend  upon  it,  if  Lord 
Ellenborough  had  any  tendency  to  that  worship, 
the  priests  would  make  him  undergo  a  rigorous 
examination,  and  probably  would  reject  him  after 
all.  Nothing  in  his  past  life  lays  him  open  to 
such  an  imputation. 

Inglis.  God  forbid  I  should  imply  such  an  ob- 
scenity. 

Duke.  Do  not  embarrass  by  this  implication,  or 


any  other,  the  march  of  a  Ministry  which  not 
only  has  pointed  stakes  at  every  ten  yards,  but  a 
toll-bar  at  every  twenty.  I  tell  you  from  my  own 
knowledge,  that  Ellenborough  is  only  a  coxcomb. 
Respect  him,  for  he  is  the  greatest  in  the  world  : 
and  the  head  of  every  profession  should  be  re- 
spected. What  would  you  have?  whom  would 
you  have  ?  You  are  an  aristocrat ;  you  have  your 
title ;  and,  no  doubt,  your  landed  estate.  Would 
you  send  to  govern  India,  as  was  done  formerly, 
such  men  as  Clive  and  Hastings]  They  could 
conquer  and  govern  empires :  what  then  1  Could 
they  keep  Ministers  and  the  friends  of  Ministers 
in  their  places  ?  No  such  thing.  Therefore,  my 
good  worthy  Sir  Robert  Inglis,  do  not  let  us  talk 
any  more  nonsense  together.  Our  time  is  valu- 
able ;  we  have  not  too  much  left. 

Inglis.  Whatever,  by  God's  Providence,  we  may 
still  look  forward  to,  let  us  devote  to  his  service, 
repressing  to  the  utmost  of  our  power  all  at- 
tempts to  aid  or  comfort  a  false  and  most  impure 
religion. 

Duke.  A  bargain  !  we  will ;  that  is  you  and  I. 
Let  us  enter  into  a  compact,  this  very  hour, 
never  to  worship  the  Lingam  in  word  or  deed. 
We  will  neither  bow  down  to  it  nor  worship  it, 
nor  do  anything  in  word  or  deed  which  may 
point  to  such  a  conclusion.  I  promise  further- 
more, to  use  all  my  interest  with  her  Majesty's 
Ministers,  that  they  will  immediately  send  a 
dispatch  to  Lord  Ellenborough,  ordering  him  not 
to  set  up  the  gates  again  in  a  temple  which  has 
ceased  to  exist  for  many  centuries ;  but  that,  as 
the  gates  have  been  carried  about  a  thousand 
miles,  and  as  we  have  lost  about  as  many  men  (to 
say  nothing  of  field-pieces)  in  conveying  them 
back,  his  Excellency  do  issue  another  proclama- 
tion, empowering  six  of  the  Generals  and  six  of 
the  Supreme  Council,  to  leave  India  forthwith, 
bearing  with  them,  to  show  the  devotion  both  of 
Mahometans  and  Hindoos  to  her  Majesty,  a  tooth- 
pick-case and  twelve  tooth-picks,  made  therefrom, 
for  the  use  of  her  Majesty  and  her  successors.  Do 
you  ride,  Sir  Robert  Inglis  1 

Inglis.  I  have  no  horses  in  town. 

Duke.  My  horse  is  waiting  for  me  in  the  court- 
yard, and  I  think  it  proper  to  set  my  servants  an 
ixample  of  punctuality.  Perhaps  I  may  have 
the  pleasure  of  meeting  you  in  the  park. 

Inglis.  I  have  occupied  too  much  of  your  Grace's 
iime? 

Duke.  Very  little. 

Inglis.  I  would  only  beg  of  your  Grace  that 
you  prevail  on  Ministers  to  hesitate  before .  . 

Duke.  I  never  tell  any  man  to  hesitate.  Right 
or  wrong,  to  hesitate  is  imbecility.  How  the 
deuce  can  a  man  fall  while  he  is  going  on  ]  If 
Peel  stops  suddenly,  the  Whigs  will  run  in  and 
:ut  his  brush  off. 

Inglis.  God  forbid ! 

Duke.  They  don't  mind  what  God  forbids,  not 
.hey.  A  man  is  never  quagmired  till  »he  stops ; 
and  the  rider  who  looks  back  has  never  a  firm 
seat.  We  must  cast  our  eyes  not  at  all  behind  nor 


BISHOP  SHIPLEY  AND  BENJAMIN  FRANKLIN. 


43 


too  much  before,  but  steadily  just  where  we  are. 
Politicians  are  neither  lovers  nor  penitents.  I  see, 
Sir  Robert  Inglis,  you  are  in  haste.  I  will  lay  before 


Peel,  and  the  rest  of  them,  all  your  suggestions. 
In  the  meantime  be  a  little  patient ;  Juggernauth 
is  not  coming  down  St.  James's-street. 


BISHOP  SHIPLEY  AND  BENJAMIN  FRANKLIN. 


Shipley.  There  are  very  few  men,  even  in  the 
bushes  and  the  wildernesses,  who  delight  in  the 
commission  of  cruelty ;  but  nearly  all,  throughout 
the  earth,  are  censurable  for  the  admission.  When 
we  see  a  blow  struck,  we  go  on  and  think  no  more 
about  it :  yet  every  blow  aimed  at  the  most  dis- 
tant of  our  fellow  creatures,  is  sure  to  come  back, 
some  time  or  other,  to  our  families  and  descend- 
ants. He  who  lights  a  fire  in  one  quarter  is 
ignorant  to  what  other  the  winds  may  carry  it, 
and  whether  what  is  kindled  in  the  wood  may  not 
break  out  again  in  the  corn-field. 

Franklin.  If  we  could  restrain  but  one  genera- 
tion from  deeds  of  violence,  the  foundation  for  a 
new  and  a  more  graceful  edifice  of  society,  would 
not  only  have  been  laid,  but  would  have  been 
consolidated. 

Shipley.  We  already  are  horrified  at  the  bare 
mention  of  religious  wars ;  we  should  then  be 
horrified  at  the  mention  of  political.  Why  should 
they  who,  when  they  are  affronted  or  offended, 
abstain  from  inflicting  blows,  some  from  a  sense 
of  decorousness  and  others  from  a  sense  of  religion, 
be  forward  to  instigate  the  infliction  of  ten  thou- 
sand, all  irremediable,  all  murderous  1  Every  chief 
magistrate  should  be  arbitrator  and  umpire  in  all 
differences  between  any  two,  forbidding  war. 
Much  would  be  added  to  the  dignity  of  the  most 
powerful  king  by  rendering  him  an  efficient 
member  of  such  a  grand  Amphictyonic  council. 
Unhappily  they  are  persuaded  in  childhood  that  a 
reign  is  made  glorious  by  a  successful  war.  What 
schoolmaster  ever  taught  a  boy  to  question  it  1  or 
indeed  any  point  of  political  morality,  or  any  in- 
credible thing  in  history  ?  Caesar  and  Alexander 
are  uniformly  clement :  Themistocles  died  by  a 
draught  of  bull's  blood  :  Portia  by  swallowing  red 
hot  pieces  of  charcoal. 

franklin.  Certainly  no  woman  or  man  could 
perform  either  of  these  feats.  In  my  opinion  it 
lies  beyond  a  doubt  that  Portia  suffocated  herself 
by  the  fumes  of  charcoal ;  and  that  the  Athenian, 
whose  stomach  must  have  been  formed  on  the 
model  of  other  stomachs,  and  must  therefore  have 
rejected  a  much  less  quantity  of  blood  than  would 
have  poisoned  him,  died  by  some  chemical  prepa- 
ration, of  which  a  bull's  blood  might,  or  might 
not,  have  been  part.  Schoolmasters  who  thus 
betray  their  trust,  ought  to  be  scourged  by  their 
scholars,  like  him  of  their  profession  who  under- 
went the  just  indignation  of  the  Eoman  Consul. 
You  shut  up  those  who  are  infected  with  the 
plague ;  why  do  you  lay  no  coercion  on  those  who 
are  incurably  possessed  by  the  legion-devil  of  car- 
nage ?  When  a  creature  is  of  intellect  so  perverted 
that  he  can  discern  no  difference  between  a  review 


and  a  battle,  between  the  animating  bugle  and 
the  dying  groan,  it  were  expedient  to  remove  him, 
as  quietly  as  may  be,  from  his  devastation  of  God's 
earth  and  his  usurpation  of  God's  authority.  Com- 
passion points  out  the  cell  for  him  at  the  bottom 
of  the  hospital,  and  listens  to  hear  the  key  turned 
in  the  ward  :  until  then  the  house  is  insecure.  . 

Shipley.  God  grant  our  rulers  wisdom,  and  our 
brethren  peace ! 

Franklin.  Here  are  but  indifferent  specimens 
and  tokens.  Those  fellows  throw  stones  pretty 
well :  if  they  practise  much  longer,  they  will 
hit  us :  let  me  entreat  you,  my  Lord,  to  leave 
me  here.  So  long  as  the  good  people  were  con- 
tented with  hooting  and  shouting  at  us,  no  great 
harm  was  either  done  or  apprehended :  but  now 
they  are  beginning  to  throw  stones,  perhaps  they 
may  prove  themselves  more  dexterous  in  action 
than  their  rulers  have  done  latterly  in  council. 

Shipley.  Take  care,  Doctor  Franklin !  That 
was  very  near  being  the  philosopher's  stone. 

Franklin.  Let  me  pick  it  up,  then,  and  send  it  to 
London  by  the  diligence.  But  I  am  afraid  your 
ministers,  and  the  nation  at  large,  are  as  little  in 
the  way  of  wealth  as  of  wisdom,  in  the  experiment 
they  are  making. 

Shipley.  While  I  was  attending  to  you,  William 
had  started.  Look !  he  has  reached  them  :  they 
are  listening  to  him.  Believe  me,  he  has  all  the 
courage  of  an  Englishman  and  of  a  Christian ; 
and,  if  the  stoutest  of  them  force  him  to  throw  off 
his  new  black  coat,  the  blusterer  would  soon 
think  it  better  to  have  listened  to  less  polemical 
doctrine. 

Franklin.  Meantime  a  few  of  the  town-boys  are 
come  nearer,  and  begin  to  grow  troublesome.  I 
am  sorry  to  requite  your  hospitality  with  such 
hard  fare. 

Shipley.  True,  these  young  bakers  make  their 
bread  very  gritty,  but  we  must  partake  of  it  toge- 
ther so  long  as  you  are  with  us. 

Franklin.  Be  pleased,  my  lord,  to  give  us  grace ; 
our  repast  is  over ;  this  is  my  boat. 

Shipley.  We  will  accompany  you  as  far  as  to  the 
ship.  Thank  God !  we  are  now  upon  the  water, 
and  all  safe.  Give  me  your  hand,  my  good  Doc- 
tor Franklin !  and  although  you  have  failed  in 
the  object  of  your  mission,  yet  the  intention  will 
authorise  me  to  say,  in  the  holy  words  of  our 
divine  Redeemer,  Blessed  are  the  peacemakers  ! 

Franklin.  My  dear  lord !  if  God  ever  blessed 
a  man  at  the  intercession  of  another,  I  may  rea- 
sonably and  confidently  hope  in  such  a  benedic- 
tion. Never  did  one  arise  from  a  warmer,  a 
tenderer,  or  a  purer  heart. 

Infatuation!    that   England    should 


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sacrifice  to  her  king  so  many  thousands  of  her 
bravest  men  ;  and  ruin  so  many  thousands  of  her 
most  industrious,  in  a  vain  attempt  to  destroy  the 
very  principles  on  which  her  strength  and  her 
glory  are  founded  !  The  weakest  prince  that  ever 
sat  upon  a  throne,  and  the  most  needy  and 
sordid  parliament  that  ever  pandered  to  distem- 
pered power,  are  thrusting  our  blindfold  nation 
from  the  pinnacle  of  prosperity. 

Franklin.  I  believe  your  king  (from  this  mo- 
ment it  is  permitted  me  to  call  him  ours  no  longer) 
to  be  as  honest  and  as  wise  a  man  as  any  of  those 
about  him :  but  unhappily  he  can  see  no  differ- 
ence between  a  review  and  a  battle.  Such  are  the 
optics  of  most  kings  and  rulers.  His  parliament, 
in  both  houses,  acts  upon  calculation.  There  is 
hardly  a  family,  in  either,  that  does  not  antici- 
pate the  clear  profit  of  several  thousands  a-year, 
to  itself  and  its  connections.  Appointments  to 
regiments  and  frigates  raise  the  price  of  papers  ; 
and  forfeited  estates  fly  confusedly  about,  and 
darken  the  air  from  the  Thames  to  the  Atlantic. 

Shipley.  It  is  lamentable  to  think  that  war, 
bringing  with  it  every  species  of  human  misery, 
should  become  a  commercial  speculation.  Bad 
enough  when  it  arises  from  revenge;  another 
word  for  honour. 

Franklin.  A  strange  one  indeed  !  but  not  more 
strange  than  fifty  others  that  come  under  the  same 
title.  Wherever  there  is  nothing  of  religion, 
nothing  of  reason,  nothing  of  truth,  we  come  at 
once  to  honour ;  and  here  we  draw  the  sword, 
dispense  with  what  little  of  civilisation  we  ever 
pretended  to,  and  murder  or  get  murdered,  as 
may  happen.  But  these  ceremonials  both  begin 
and  end  with  an  appeal  to  God,  who,  before  we 
appealed  to  him,  plainly  told  us  we  should  do  no 
such  thing,  and  that  he  would  punish  us  most 
severely  if  we  did.  And  yet,  my  lord,  even  the 
gentlemen  upon  your  bench  turn  a  deaf  ear  to 
him  on  these  occasions  :  nay,  they  go  further  ; 
they  pray  to  him  for  success  in  that  which  he  has 
forbidden  so  strictly,  and  when  they  have  broken 
his  commandment,  thank  him.  Upon  seeing 
these  mockeries  and  impieties  age  after  age  re- 
peated, I  have  asked  myself  whether  the  deposi- 
taries and  expounders  of  religion  have  really  any 
whatever  of  their  own ;  or  rather,  like  the  lawyers, 
whether  they  do  not  defend  professionally  a  cause 
that  otherwise  does  not  interest  them  in  the  least. 
Surely,  if  these  holy  men  really  believed  in  a  just 
retributive  God,  they  would  never  dare  to  utter  the 
word  war,  without  horror  and  deprecation. 

Shipley.  Let  us  attribute  to  infirmity  what  we 
must  else  attribute  to  wickedness. 

Franklin.  Willingly  would  I :  but  children  are 
whipt  severely  for  inobservance  of  things  less  evi- 
dent, for  disobedience  of  commands  less  audible 
and  less  awful.  I  am  loth  to  attribute  cruelty  to 
your  order :  men  so  entirely  at  their  ease  have 
seldom  any.  Certain  I  am  that  several  of  the 
bishops  would  not  have  patted  Cain  upon  the 
back  while  he  was  about  to  kill  Abel ;  and  my 
wonder  is  that  the  very  same  holy  men  encourage 


their  brothers  in  England  to  kill  their  brothers 
in  America;  not  one,  not  two  nor  three,  but 
thousands,  many  thousands. 

Shipley.  I  am  grieved  at  the  blindness  with 
which  God  has  afflicted  us  for  our  sins.  These 
unhappy  men  are  little  aware  what  combustibles 
they  are  storing  under  the  church,  and  how  soon 
they  may  explode.  Even  the  wisest  do  not  reflect 
on  the  most  important  and  the  most  certain  of 
things ;  which  is,  that  every  act  of  inhumanity 
and  injustice  goes  far  beyond  what  is  apparent 
at  the  time  of  its  commission ;  that  these,  and  all 
other  things,  have  their  consequences ;  and  that 
the  consequences  are  infinite  and  eternal.  If  this 
one  truth  alone  could  be  deeply  impressed  upon 
the  hearts  of  men,  it  would  regenerate  the  whole 
human  race. 

Franklin.  In  regard  to  politics,  I  am  not  quite 
certain  whether  a  politician  may  not  be  too  far- 
sighted  :  but  I  am  quite  certain  that,  if  it  be  a 
fault,  it  is  one  into  which  few  have  fallen.  The 
policy  of  the  Romans  in  the  time  of  the  republic, 
seems  to  have  been  prospective.  Some  of  the 
Dutch  also,  and  of  the  Venetians,  used  the  tele- 
scope. But  in  monarchies  the  prince,  not  the 
people,  is  consulted  by  the  minister  of  the  day ; 
and  what  pleases  the  weakest  supersedes  what  is 
approved  by  the  wisest. 

Shipley.  We  have  had  great  statesmen :  Bur- 
leigh,  Cromwell,  Marlborough,  Somers :  and  what- 
ever may  have  been  in  the  eyes  of  a  moralist  the 
vices  of  Walpole,  none  ever  understood  more 
perfectly,  or  pursued  more  steadily,  the  direct  and 
palpable  interests  of  the  country.  Since  his  ad- 
ministration, our  affairs  have  never  been  managed 
by  men  of  business ;  and  it  was  more  than  could 
have  been  expected  that,  in  our  war  against  the 
French  in  Canada,  the  appointment  fell  on  an 
able  commander. 

Franklin.  Such  an  anomaly  is  unlikely  to  re- 
cur. -  You  have  in  the  English  parliament  (I 
speak  of  both  houses)  only  two  great  men ;  only  two 
considerate  and  clear-sighted  politicians;  Chatham 
and  Burke.  Three  or  four  can  say  clever  things; 
several  have  sonorous  voices  ;  many  vibrate  sharp 
comminations  from  the  embrasures  of  portentously 
slit  sleeves ;  and  there  are  those  to  be  found  who 
deliver  their  oracles  out  of  wigs  as  worshipful  as  the 
curls  of  Jupiter,  however  they  may  be  grumbled 
at  by  the  flour-mills  they  have  laid  under 
such  heavy  contribution;  yet  nearly  all  of  all 
parties  want  alike  the  sagacity  to  discover  that 
in  striking  America  you  shake  Europe ;  that 
kings  will  come  out  of  the  war  either  to  be  victims 
or  to  be  despots  ;  and  that  within  a  quarter  of  a 
century  they  will  be  hunted  down  like  vermin  by 
the  most  servile  nations,  or  slain  in  their  palaces 
by  their  own  courtiers.  In  a  peace  of  twenty 
years  you  might  have  paid  off  the  greater  part 
of  your  national  debt,  indeed  as  much  of  it  as  it 
would  be  expedient  to  discharge,  and  you  would 
have  left  your  old  enemy  France  labouring  and 
writhing  under  the  intolerable  and  increasing 
weight  of  hers.  This  is  the  only  way  in  which 


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45 


you  can  ever  quite  subdue  her ;  and  in  this  you 
subdue  her  without  a  blow,  without  a  menace, 
and  without  a  wrong.  As  matters  now  stand, 
you  are  calling  her  from  attending  to  the  corrup- 
tions of  her  court,  and  inviting  her  from  bank- 
ruptcy to  glory. 

Shipley.  I  see  not  how  bankruptcy  can  be 
averted  by  the  expenditure  of  war. 

Franklin.  It  can  not.  But  war  and  glory  are 
the  same  thing  to  France,  and  she  sings  as  shrilly 
and  as  gaily  after  a  beating  as  before.  With  a 
subsidy  to  a  less  amount  than  she  has  lately  been 
accustomed  to  squander  in  six  weeks,  and  with 
no  more  troops  than  would  garrison  a  single  for- 
tress, she  will  enable  us  to  set  you  at  defiance, 
and  to  do  you  a  heavier  injury  in  two  campaigns 
than  she  has  been  able  to  do  in  two  centuries, 
although  your  king  was  in  her  pay  against  you. 
She  will  instantly  be  our  ally,  and  soon  our 
scholar.  Afterward  she  will  sell  her  crown-jewels 
and  her  church-jewels,  which  cover  the  whole 
kingdom,  and  will  derive  unnatural  strength  from 
her  vices  and  her  profligacy.  You  ought  to  have 
conciliated  us  as  your  ally,  and  to  have  had  no 
other,  excepting  Holland  and  Denmark.  England 
could  never  have,  unless  by  her  own  folly,  more 
than  one  enemy.  Only  one  is  near  enough  to 
strike  her ;  and  that  one  is  down.  All  her  wars 
for  six  hundred  years  have  not  done  this ;  and 
the  first  trumpet  will  untrance  her.  You  leave 
your  house  open  to  incendiaries  while  you  are 
running  after  a  refractory  child.  Had  you  laid 
down  the  rod,  the  child  would  have  come  back. 
And  because  he  runs  away  from  the  rod,  you  take 
up  the  poker.  Seriously,  what  means  do  you 
possess  of  enforcing  your  unjust  claims  and  inso- 
lent authority.  Never  since  the  Norman  Con- 
quest had  you  an  army  so  utterly  inefficient,  or 
generals  so  notoriously  unskilful :  no,  not  even  in 
the  reign  of  that  venal  traitor,  that  French  stipen- 
diary, the  second  Charles.  Those  were  yet  living 
who  had  fought  bravely  for  his  father,  and  those 
also  who  had  vanquished  him  :  and  Victory  still 
hovered  over  the  mast  that  had  borne  the  banners 
of  our  Commonwealth :  ours,  ours,  my  Lord !  the 
word  is  the  right  word  here. 

Shipley.  I  am  depressed  in  spirit,  and  can  sympa- 
thise but  little  in  your  exultation.  All  the  crimes 
of  Nero  and  Caligula  are  less  afflicting  to  huma- 
nity, and  consequently  we  may  suppose  will  bring 


down  on  the  offenders  a  less  severe  retribution, 
than  an  unnecessary  and  unjust  war.  And  yet 
the  authors  and  abettors  of  this  most  grievous 
among  our  earthly  calamities,  the  enactors  and 
applauders  (on  how  vast  a  theatre!)  of  the  first 
and  greatest  crime  committed  upon  earth,  are 
quiet  complacent  creatures,  jovial  at  dinner, 
hearty  at  breakfast,  and  refreshed  with  sleep ! 
Nay,  the  prime  movers  in  it  are  called  most  reli- 
gious and  most  gracious ;  and  the  hand  that  signs 
in  cold  blood  the  death-warrant  of  nations,  is 
kissed  by  the  kind-hearted,  and  confers  distinction 
upon  the  brave  !  The  prolongation  of  a  life  that 
shortens  so  many  others,  is  prayed  for  by  the 
conscientious  and  the  pious !  Learning  is  inqui- 
sitive in  the  research  of  phrases  to  celebrate  him 
who  has  conferred  such  blessings,  and  the  eagle 
of  genius  holds  the  thunderbolt  by  his  throne  ! 
Philosophy,  0  my  friend,  has  hitherto  done  little 
for  the  social  state ;  and  Eeligion  has  nearly  all 
her  work  to  do !  She  too  hath  but  recently 
washed  her  hands  from  blood,  and  stands  neutrally 
by,  yes  worse  than  neutrally,  while  others  shed  it. 
I  am  convinced  that  no  day  of  my  life  will  be  so  cen- 
sured by  my  own  clergy,  as  this,  the  day  on  which 
the  last  hopes  of  peace  have  abandoned  us,  and  the 
only  true  minister  of  it  is  pelted  from  our  shores. 
Farewell,  until  better  times !  may  the  next  genera- 
tion be  wiser !  and  wiser  it  surely  will  be,  for  the  les- 
sons of  Calamity  are  far  more  impressive  than  those 
which  repudiated  Wisdom  would  have  taught. 

Franklin.  Folly  hath  often  the  same  results  as 
Wisdom :  but  Wisdom  would  not  engage  in  her 
school-room  so  expensive  an  assistant  as  Calamity. 
There  are,  however,  some  noisy  and  unruly  child- 
ren whom  she  alone  has  the  method  of  rendering 
tame  and  tractable  :  perhaps  it  may  be  by  setting 
them  to  'their  tasks  both  sore  and  supperless. 
The  ship  is  getting  under  weigh.  Adieu  once 
more,  my  most  revered  and  noble  friend  !  Before 
me  in  imagination  do  I  see  America,  beautiful  as 
Leda  in  her  infant  smiles,  when  her  father  Jove 
first  raised  her  from  the  earth  ;  and  behind  me  I 
leave  England,  hollow,  unsubstantial,  and  broken, 
as  the  shell  she  burst  from. 

Shipley.  0  worst  of  miseries,  when  it  is  impiety 
to  pray  that  our  country  may  be  successful. 
Farewell !  may  every  good  attend  you  !  with  as 
little  of  evil  to  endure  or  to  inflict,  as  national 
sins  can  expect  from  the  Almighty. 


BLUCHER  AND  SANDT. 


Blwher.  Pardon  an  intrusion  ere  sunrise.  Do 
not  move  for  me. 

Sandt.  Sir,  I  was  not  seated,  nor  inclined  to 
be.  Sitting  is  the  posture  in  which  a  prisoner 
has  a  deeper  sense  of  solitude  and  helplessness. 
In  walking  there  is  the  semblance  of  being  free  ; 
and  in  standing  there  is  a  preparation  for  walking. 
But  perhaps  these  are  only  the  vague  ideas  of  my 
situation.  Many  things  are  true  which  we  do  not 


believe  to  be  true,  but  more  are  false  which  we 
do  not  suspect  of  falsehood. 

Bluclier.  So  early  a  visit,  or  indeed  any,  may 
be  unwelcome  on  such  a  day. 

Sandt.  To  one  unprepared  it  might  be.  But 
we  are  scarcely  so  early  as  you  think  we  are.  The 
walls  indeed  do  not  yet  bear  upon  them  the  plea- 
sant pink  hue  of  sunrise ;  a  rich  decoration  which 
(I  am  sorry  to  think  it)  some  other  cells  are  per- 


46 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


haps  deprived  of;  but  within  a  few  minutes  you 
will  discover  the  only  thing  in  the  apartment  not 
yet  visible.  Presently  you  shall  see  the  spider's- 
web,  in  the  angle  there,  whiten  and  wave  about. 
Look  !  I  told  you  so.  Does  the  sun's  ray  shake 
it  by  striking  it?  or  does  the  poor  laborious 
weaver  of  the  tissue,  by  quitting  it  abruptly  ? 

Blucher.  I  never  thought  about  the  matter. 

Sandt.  You  have  not  had  much  leisure  then  ? 
You  never  have  been  idle  against  your  will  ? 

Blucher.  No  indeed;  not  until  lately.  But 
why  have  they  walled  up  your  chimney]  could 
not  they  have  contracted  it,  if  they  feared  your 
escape  1 

Sandt.  Ah !  how  we  puzzle  one  another  with 
our  questions !  Do  not  inquire  why  they  have 
done  it:  thank  them  rather,  if  you  are  my  friend, 
thank  them  with  me  for  sparing  to  take  down 
the  mantelpiece. 

Slucher.  A  narrow  slip  of  lime-washed  stone. 

Sandt.  Wide  enough  for  a  cider-glass  with  a 
flower  in  it.  I  should  be  unwilling  to  have  a  bird 
so  near  me  just  at  present;  but  a  flower!  I  love 
to  have  a  flower.  It  leads  me  back,  with  its  soft 
cool  touch,  into  the  fields  and  into  the  garden ; 
it  was  nurtured  by  the  heavens ;  it  has  looked  at 
them  in  its  joyousness;  and  it  leaves  all  for  me  ! 
Thou  hast  been  out  upon  the  dew,  my  little  one  ! 
thou  hast  seen  everything  as  I  saw  it  last ;  thou 
comest  to  show  me  the  colours  of  the  dawn,  the 
carelessness  of  boyhood,  the  quiet  veins  and  balmy 
breath  of  innocence,  the  brief  seclusion  and  the 
sound  sleep  of  Sandt. 

Are  you  going  ? 

Blucher.  No. 

Sandt.  You  turned  away  from  me.  I  grew 
tedious. 

Blucher.  I  have  not  yet  given  you  time,  nor  you 
me.  What  are  you  looking  at  on  the  naked  wall? 

Sandt.  I  was  looking  at  the  reflection  of  the 
window-bars  against  it. 

Blucher.  And  yet  you  appeared  to  look  at  them 
with  pleasure  and  satisfaction. 

Sandt.  Did  I  ?  Perhaps  I  did.  Their  milder 
apparitions  have  been  my  daily  visitors.  Unob- 
trusive, calm,  consolatory,  they  teach  me  by  their 
transience  and  evanescence  that  imprisonment  is 
merely  a  shadow,  as  they  are  ;  that  life  is  equally 
so ;  that  the  one  can  not  long  detain  us ;  that  we 
can  not  long  detain  the  other;  and  that  our 
enlargement  and  departure  are  appointed  from 
above.  See  how  indistinct  and  how  wide-open 
they  are  become  already.  I  fell  into  talking  about 
myself;  and,  what  is  worse,  I  now  begin  to 
moralise.  An  invitation  to  sit  down  with  one 
condemned,  might  be  offensive. 

Blucher.  Assure  me  that  I  do  not  offend,  and 
let  me  assure  you  I  will  not  be  offended.  Suspect 
me,  doubt  me,  interrogate  me,  and,  if  you  find 
reason  for  it,  reproach  me. 

Sandt.  I  have  no  right  nor  will. 

Blucher.  Then  let  us  sit  together  at  the  foot  of 
the  pallet.  I  would  not  assume  the  post  of  honour, 
to  which  I  have  no  right,  by  taking  the  three- 


legged  stool.  And  now  we  are  side  by  side,  may 
I  look  at  you  ? 

Sandt.  As  you  will. 

Blucher.  I  have  seen  many  brave  men ;  I  can 
not  see  too  many. 

Sandt.  The  brave  are  confined  in  the  fortresses ; 
in  places  less  healthy  than  this.  Somebody  has 
misled  you. 

Blucher.  Confined  in  the  fortresses !  in  places 
less  healthy  than  prisons!  the  landwehr!  the 
restorers  .  .  .  Have  you  slept  well  1  I  hope  you 
have ;  I  do  think  you  have  ;  you  look  composed. 

Sandt.  Many  thanks  !  I  have  indeed. 

Blucher.  Soundly  as  usual  ? 

Sandt.  My  sleep  was  like  spring ;  if  inconstant 
and  fitful,  yet  kindly  and  refreshing;  such  as 
becomes  the  forerunner  of  a  season  more  settled 
and  more  permanent.  It  has  invigorated  me  for 
the  journey  I  am  to  take :  I  wait  in  readiness. 

Blucher.  Blessings  upon  you !  blessings  and 
glory ! 

Sandt.  Leave  me  blessings :  glory  lies  within 
them  :  where  they  are  not,  she  is  not. 

Blucher.  If  I  tell  you  that  I  am  one  of  the  same 
society  with  yourself,  one  of  the  same  heart  in  its 
kind,  though  smaller  and  harder,  you  may  doubt 
me  :  you  may  imagine  me  some  privy  councillor 
in  his  gentleness  come  to  untwine  and  wheedle 
your  secrets  out  of  you  ;  or  some  literator,  in  his 
zeal  for  truth,  in  his  affection  for  science,  in  his 
spirit  of  confraternity,  come  to  catch  your  words 
and  oil  his  salad  with  them. 

Sandt.  If  you  are  that  (but  surely  you  can  not 
be)  and  poor  also,  I  will  answer  you  enough  to 
produce  you,  in  this  moment  of  public  curiosity, 
a  small  pittance  for  your  family. 

Blucher.  You  see  I  am  old,  and  wear  an  old 
coat. 

Sandt.  Go  on.  I  have  given  my  promise,  and 
would  yet  give  it,  had  I  not.  We  have  no  time 
to  spare.  Let  me  direct  you  by  the  straightest  road 
to  your  business.  I  had  no  accomplice,  no  insti- 
gator, no  adviser,  in  letting  fall  the  acid  drop 
which  removed  one  stain  from  Germany.  Here 
is  enough  for  your  three  volumes,  three  hundred 
pages  each.  Yes  ;  I  see  the  holes ;  and  you  may 
put  the  hand  into  that  rent. 

Blucher.  It  is  a  coat  which  many  a  ball  has 
hissed  at,  and  many  a  courtier  whom  I  cared  as 
little  for. 

Sandt.  May  I  serve  one  man  more  ere  I  depart ! 
and  may  he  have  been,  or  live  to  be,  an  honest  one ! 

Blucher.  Is  Blucher? 

Sandt.  The  Kosciusko  of  Germany,  the  Wash- 
ington of  Europe. 

Blucher.  In  wishes  only. 

Sandt.  What  news  about  him?  Be  explicit 
and  expeditious. 

Blucher.  He  passes  yet  one  hour  with  thee, 
0  saint  without  arrogance !  0  patriot  without 
imposture ! 

Sandt.  Where  am  I  ? 

Blucher.  Not  yet  in  heaven,  although  thy  looks 
express  it. 


BLUCHER  AND  SANDT. 


47 


Sandt.  But,  what  is  next  to  heaven,  on  earth 
as  I  yearned  to  see  it,  where  the  desire  of  good, 
and  the  thrusting  aside  of  evil,  find  their  full 
reward. 

Blucher.  Eeward  .'    What!  death? 

Sandt.  After  the  embrace  of  Blucher,  are 
myriads  of  wrong  thoughts  worth  a  single  just,  or 
myriads  of  cruel  worth  a  single  kind  one  ]  If 
men  were  what  we  could  wish  them  to  be,  we  need 
not  die  for  them  :  if  they  loved  us,  we  might  be 
too  contented,  and  less  disposed  to  set  them  right. 
I  dare  not  attempt  to  penetrate  or  to  question 
what  is  inscrutable  in  the  designs  of  Providence  ; 
but  without  evil,  and  much  of  it,  and  spread 
widely,  the  highest  part  of  God's  creation  would 
sink  lower,  by  contracting  its  capacity  of  reflection, 
and  abating  its  intensity  of  exertion. 

0  general !  may  it  be  unsafe  for  anyone  to 
pour  bad  counsel  into  the  ear  of  princes  !  Let 
them  slumber,  heavy  and  satiated,  in  their  sunny 
orchards,  without  the  instillation  of  that  fatal 
poison  !  May  I  not  perish,  may  you  not  live,  in 
vain! 

The  soldier  is  the  highest  or  the  lowest  of  man- 
kind. He  must  be  a  rescuer  or  a  robber :  he  can 
be  which  he  prefers.  Illustrious  choice !  magni- 
ficent prerogative  !  He  can  say,  "  My  brethren 
and  children,  like  my  carts  and  oxen,  shall  be  let 
out  for  hire,  or  driven  off  unpaid:"  and  he  can 
say,  "  They  shall  be  free ;  they  shall  be  Germans." 
Tell  those  who  will  hear  and  obey  you,  that  what 
was  ever  Germany  must  be  Germany  again. 
Tongues  are  boundaries,  rivers  and  mountains 
none.  Fatherland  may  never  give  up  the  inhe- 
ritance of  his  children  to  a  stranger :  if  force 
compels  him,  let  them  be  righted  by  the  nearest 
of  kin,  whether  of  the  same  generation  or  not. 

Blucher.  The  politician  may  expect  some  trouble 
in  teaching  this  doctrine. 

Sandt.  He  may  expect  it  first  in  learning,  then 
in  teaching,  any  lesson  in  which  he  encounters 
the  hard  word,  honesty.  All  evil,  on  the  contrary, 
finds  everywhere  pliant  scholars  and  strong- 
wristed  head-masters. 

Blucher.  France  will  not  loose  her  hold  on  Bel- 
gium, Alsace,  Lorraine,  Franche  Comte,  and  other 
spoliations  made  by  her  glorious  monarch,  who 
never  gave  up  anything  but  his  word  and  his 
reason. 

Sandt.  If  the  panther  withdraw  not  her  paw, 
out  with  thy  sword  and  sever  it,  growl  and  grin 
as  she  may.  He  who  insists  on  less,  is  the  sower 
of  perennial  wars,  half  driveller,  half  traitor. 

Blucher.  I  see  the  necessity :  but  those  who  have 
strong  shoulders  have  weak  eyes.  Our  princes 
think  it  easier  to  raise  scaffolds  than  palisades. 
The  time  however  is  not  distant  when  even  they 
themselves  will  find  virtue  in  patriotism,  and 
safety  nowhere  else. 

Sandt.  Single  states  are  poor  props :  but  who 
can  wrest  out  Germany  1 

Blucher.  German  princes. 

Sandt.  0  thou,  direct  their  choice  and  exalt 
their  energy !  thou  who  hast  resisted  so  gallantly 


the  great  enslaver,  the  sworn  adversary  of  free- 
dom, truth,  and  honour,  the  false  god  of  foul  wor- 
shippers; thou  who  hast  broken  the  confederacy  of 
crowns,  tied  together  by  him  across  our  provinces, 
and  hast  turned  adrift  the  trammelled  hawks,  with 
their  hoods  yet  flapping  their  eyes  and  their 
strings  entangling  their  talons.  Impotent  as 
they  are  of  themselves,  and  transitory  as  I  foresee 
them,  they  may  beat  down  in  their  terror  those 
who  labor  with  us  to  prepare  the  high-road  for 
deliverance.  The  slightest  and  least  perceptible 
of  blows  will  terminate  my  worst  anxieties  :  you 
will  have  many,  but  withal  much  glory :  I  shall 
be  numbered  with  assassins.  What  then  ]  But 
(I  foresee  it)  a  few,  enthusiastic  as  myself,  may 
be  cast  into  prison  for  naming  me  favorably. 
This  is  sad  to  think  of. 

Blucher.  Never  fear  it.  Victory  makes  even 
bad  things  good,  and  even  bad  men  glorious.  Do 
not  expect  the  world's  approbation  for  cutting 
down  a  ripe  thistle,  of  which  the  seed  would  be 
blown  into  many  a  field  round  about,  and  again 
bear  other  seed  like  it.  If  the  extinction  of  a 
spark  prevents  a  conflagration,  may  not  I  trample 
it  down  ?  If  there  is  anywhere  in  my  country  that 
which  threatens  worse  things  than  conflagration, 
the  expansion  of  noxious  principles,  of  slavish 
propensities ;  that  which  threatens  to  deprive 
every  man  in  a  hundred  cities  of  half  his  strength, 
stature,  and  comeliness;  never  will  I  seize  by  the 
collar  the  brave  fellow  who  plants  his  foot  on  it. 

Sandt.  Yet  the  laws  must  be  obeyed. 

Blucher.  Many  actions  which  we  consider  the 
most  glorious  in  antiquity,  would  have  been 
punished  as  capital  crimes  under  the  mildest  laws. 
For  instance,  the  death  of  Caesar  by  the  gallows ; 
the  death  of  Cato  by  a  stake  through  the  body 
in  a  cross-road.  The  same  pedagogue  applauds 
both  actions  equally.  We  begin  with  falsehood, 
continue  with  falsehood,  and  never  leave  falsehood 
off.  Such  is  the  only  constancy  of  man. 

Sandt.  Our  men  however  are  less  flexible  than 
others.  God  never  permits  a  nation  to  be  sub- 
jugated while  a  great  genius  is  existing  in  it. 

Blucher.  Was  not  Greece  subjugated  by  the 
Macedonian  while  Demosthenes  and  Phocion  were 
living  ] 

Sandt.  No ;  not  subjugated  by  him,  but  united ; 
and  united  against  the  common  and  ancient 
enemy,  the  Persian.  France  indeed  has  been 
subjugated  by  a  soldier  of  fortune,  who  is  nothing 
more  :  but  in  France  there  are  no  Alpine  highths; 
there  are  plenty  of  little  angular  gravel  stones, 
glimmering  and  glittering,  and  sharp  enough  to 
wound  the  foot  that  trusts  itself  upon  them.  The 
best  man  there,  writer  or  statesman,  is  but  an 
epigrammatist. 

Blucher.  The  generals  of  France  have  performed 
great  actions ;  but  they  had  great  means.  First 
of  them  all  was  the  spirit  of  Liberty,  which  played 
round  their  helmets,  like  those  brilliant  lights 
the  ancients  took  for  Castor  or  Pollux  ;  signs  of 
victory  wherever  they  appeared.  The  enthusiasm 
of  Italy  threw  before  them  her  ancient  hoards  of 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


wealth.  Superstition  had  plotted,  and  Science 
had  toiled,  in  their  service.  Princes  conspired 
against  freedom,  and  men  trod  down  princes. 
Nations  rose  against  cabinets  :  the  tiger  gnashed 
the  fox,  the  ermine,  and  the  sloth.  All  the  crimes 
were  let  loose  upon  one ;  and  first  the  most  fero- 
cious, then  the  most  fraudulent,  mounted  over 
myriads  of  carcases,  amid  the  acclamations  of 
the  people.  It  is  impossible  for  an  honest  man  to 
be  reconciled  to  dishonesty  by  time  and  repetition 
on  the  contrary,  his  repugnance  is  exasperated. 
Now  in  what  country  upon  earth  have  falsehood 
and  wrong  been  so  irremediable  and  so  exten- 
sive as  in  France  ]  A  nation  does  not  retain  for 
twenty  centuries  the  same  character,  good  or  bad, 
without  deserving  it.  The  Persians,  now  notorious 
liars,  were  once  described,  even  by  hostile  his- 
torians, as  unwavering  lovers  of  truth  :  the  French 
never  were,  by  foe  or  friend.  Europe  does  not 
detest  France  because  in  all  ages  she  has  suffered 
by  her  slaughters,  spoliations  and  conflagrations ; 
she  detests  her  because  she  is  certain  of  nothing 
from  her  but  insecurity.  The  gamester  now  specu- 
lating in  the  Palais  Royal  of  the  Tuileries  has 
loaded  his  dice  and  marked  his  cards  to  no  purpose. 
He  has  not  the  sense  to  know  that,  by  continu- 
ing in  "  double  or  quits,"  he  must  lose  all  at  last. 
No  great  general  ever  lost  two  whole  armies  :  he 
has  lost  four  :  each  of  veterans,  brave  men  highly 
disciplined  :  against  troops  which,  by  every  cal- 
culation, he  should  have  subdued.  The  first  was 
captured  in  Egypt,  the  second  was  wasted  in 
Hayti,  the  third  surrendered  in  Spain,  the  fourth 
in  Portugal.*  He  has  squandered  more  men  and 
money  than  ever  general  squandered  yet,  and 
has  never  done  anything  with  means  apparently 
inadequate  ;  as  was  done  by  Hannibal,  by  Marius, 
by  Sertorius,  by  Julius  Caesar,  by  Gustavus  Adol- 
phus,  by  Charles  the  Twelfth,  by  Hyder-Ali  (the 
greatest  man  among  the  Asiatics,  not  excepting 
Mithridates),  by  Clive,  and  lastly  by  our  own 
Frederick.  These  never  abused  Good  Fortune, 
and  never  yielded  to  bad,  but  gave  her  frown  for 
frown,  and  set  her  at  defiance.  She  turned  and 
smiled  on  them. 

Blucher.  It  is  easier  for  Buonaparte  to  retain 
what  he  has  won  than  it  is  to  throw  it  away ;  so 
closely  surrounded  is  it  by  vigilant  and  crafty 
guardians,  all  having  a  deep  interest  in  its  con- 
servation. But,  ever  changeable,  ever  restless, 
ever  intractable,  captious,  and  quarrelsome,  he 
grumbles  at  Fortune  for  her  tiresome  fidelity, 
calls  her  smile  an  importunity  and  intrusion,  and 
often  has  been  resolute  to  kick  her  out  of  doors. 
The  next  time  he  plays  this  prank,  I  trust  she 
will  have  the  spirit  to  leave  him  altogether. 

A  slight  puncture  will  let  out  all  the  wind  in 
the  bladders  that  support  him.  Let  him  come 
but  once  into  perplexity,  and  he  will  never  find 
his  way  out  again.  He  trusts  his  star ;  and  that 

*  The  fifth  was  frozen  in  Russia ;  the  sixth  cut  to 
pieces  at  Leipsig;  the  seventh  found  no  refuge  in  its 
retreat  from  Waterloo.  In  every  extremity  he  always  has 
abandoned  them. 


is  not  the  pole-star,  but  a  false  and  wandering 
one,  generated  by  an  overheated  fancy,  and  never 
rising  much  above  the  marsh.  Nevertheless  he  was 
made  for  those  he  governs  :  they  must  always  have 
the  trumpet  before  or  the  scourge  behind  them. 

Sandt.  It  is  better  not  to  be  remembered  than 
to  be  remembered  for  evil  actions.  But  as  the 
flesh  that  is  branded  is  the  last  that  rots,  so  it 
appears  that  what  is  most  wicked  lies  longest  in 
the  memory. 

Blucher.  Men  at  present  are  in  a  state  of  fever 
and  delirium ;  a  flea  leaps  over  the  bed-clothes  and 
they  fancy  it  a  dragon  ;  I  trust  they  will  soon  be 
on  their  legs  again,  and  shake  the  flea  out  of  the 
window. 

Sandt.  Joy  opens  the  heart  to  generosity,  sor- 
row shuts  it  against  the  world.  I  thank  my  God 
that  he  has  exempted  me  from  it  in  this  captivity, 
and  that,  without  a  thought  of  my  own  enlarge- 
ment, I  pant  for  the  emancipation  of  mankind. 
What  am  1 1  What  is  my  life  or  death  ]  Whether 
a  grain  of  dust  is  blown  away  in  the  morning  or 
in  the  evening,  what  matter  ]  Censure  and  praise, 
I  own  it,  are  less  indifferent  to  me  than  they 
should  be.  0  sir,  I  am  young,  and  without  my 
knowing  it,  I  may  be  vain.  While  the  hair  is 
full  and  glossy,  how  pleasant  is  it  to  be  patted  on 
the  head !  But,  God  knows,  I  feared  rather  than 
courted  the  opinion  of  thoughtful  men  upon  my 
deed.  I  ought  not  to  have  cared  about  it,  favor- 
able or  unfavorable :  but  my  fear,  you  see,  did 
not  deter  me  from  the  execution  of  my  duty.  I 
believed  I  could  render  my  country  a  service : 
may  it,  may  it,  be  one  !  All  deeds  requiring  vio- 
lence are  of  questionable  good.  I  did  question  my 
heart ;  I  opened  it  before  me ;  I  repressed  it ;  I 
wrung  it. 

Blucher.  Its  present  rest  shows  its  purity  at  the 
bottom.  Incomparably  more  doubtful  is  that 
action,  extolled  in  every  school  and  college,  which 
deprived  the  world  of  the  greatest  soldier  it  ever 
saw,  excepting  perhaps  Hannibal,  and  equal  to 
that  glorious  prodigy  of  Africa,  in  conciliating 
the  affections  of  the  ally,  of  the  stranger,  and  of 
the  conquered.  The  clement  man  was  betrayed 
and  slaughtered  by  the  partisans  of  the  merciless, 
of  the  wretch  who  had  threatened  to  reduce  all 
Italy  to  a  cinder.  Caesar  was  defamed  by  the 
orator  who  praises  this  monster ;  defamed  by  him 
after  he  had  delivered  at  his  footstool  the  most 
eloquent  of  his  orations,  by  which  he  obtained 
Tom  the  Dictator  the  pardon  of  Marcellus.  Free- 
dom is  allowed  to  pass  without  a  watchword ;  and 
many  pass  in  his  name.  We  think  we  are  broad 
awake  while  we  fancy  we  see  freedom  on  the  sena- 
torial side.  The  venal,  unjust,  oppressive  men, 
whom  Caesar  would  have  driven  from  their 
benches,  cried  out  for  Brutus  and  Cassius,  his 
murderers.  And  so  august  is  the  title  under 
which  they  fought,  that  no  one  takes  it  in  hand 
io  dispute  it.  The  generous,  the  honest,  the 
lumane,  and  even  the  wise,  give  them  glory  for 
slaying  him.  If  our  boyhood,  in  its  first  lessons, 
repeats  their  exploit  with  admiration,  shall  we 


BLUCHER  AND  SANDT. 


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condemn  in  our  maturer  age  an  action  in  which 
no  malignity  can  be  suspected  ?  Bright  is  the 
name  of  Timoleon ;  but  there  is  a  spot  of  blood 
on  it.  They  who  would  be  great  in  the  eyes  of 
nations,  are  compelled  to  shed  more  than  their 
own :  and  it  is  not  always  in  our  choice  to  deter- 
mine whose  it  shall  be. 

Sandt.  It  has  been  in  mine. 

Blucher.  If  there  is  any  country  under  heaven 
in  which  thy  name  shall  bring  down  punishment 
on  him  who  praises  it,  that  country  is  not  worth 
defending.  Thy  last  breath  shall  be  caught  by 
Germany,  and  shall  sink  deep  into  her  bosom. 
Exult,  my  boy ! 

Sandt.  Composure  now  becomes  me  rather  than 
exultation.  I  may  have  caused  many  tears : 
scarcely  then  ought  I  to  be  gifted  with  composure  : 
you  speak  to  me  of  our  country,  and  bestow  it. 
I  have  removed  a  petty  mass  of  obstruction  from 
the  path  of  her  triumphs.  In  my  heart  lies  the 
sum  of  my  recompense :  and  this  hand,  0  gene- 
ral !  which  I  have  a  right  to  kiss,  largely  overpays 
me  with  its  manly  pressure.  Say  that  you  have 
given  it.  My  wish  is  that  many  young  men  may 
deserve  your  esteem,  by  placing  other  things  above 
life,  of  which  the  breath  was  lent  us  for  a  season 
to  put  those  other  things  into  action. 

Blucher.  I  will  tell  them  how  calm  I  found 
thee,  how  argumentative,  how  gentle,  how  unsus- 
picious, how  ready  to  die  courageously. 

Sandt.  Say  not  that. 

Bludier.  Why? 

Sandt.  Do  not  ask  me. 

Blacker.  Indeed  I  must ;  pray  tell  me. 

Sandt.  Nay,  do  not  insist  on  it. 

Blucher.  Hast  thou  any  doubt  then,  any  scruple, 
care,  solicitude,  which  friendship  in  these  few 
moments  can  allay  ? 

Sandt.  None  whatever.  But  the  worst  men 
have  died  bravely :  and,  if  they  had  not,  why 
should  I  assume  the  merit,  or  accept  it  ]  Say,  I 
neither  feared  death  nor  displayed  insensibility  at 
its  approach  :  say,  I  would  have  lived  if  the  laws 
allowed  it,  and  if  the  example  I  gave  could  be  as 
effective.  Indeed,  indeed,  I  would  have  spared 
my  life  almost  as  gladly  as  I  would  have  spared 
that  other :  but  both  were  called  for. 

Blucher.  Many  have  lived  longer  than  thou, 
none  better. 

Sandt.  Then  why  look  grieved?  you  did  not 
look  so  before  you  showed  me  reason  why  we 
neither  of  us  ought.  0  sir !  should  not  grey 
eyelashes  be  exempt  from  tears  ] 

Blucher.  One  of  them  is  enough.  The  brave 
extort  what  the  unfortunate  should  win  from  me. 
These  are  tears  in  which  the  sword  is  tempered. 

Sandt.  Health  to  Germany  !  There  spoke  her 
great  deliverer.  I  too  have  performed  one  action 
from  which  some  good  may  follow :  but  that  one 
grieved  me  bitterly;  all  yours  will  cheer  and 
strengthen  the  breast  they  spring  from.  Comfort 
my  friends ;  assure  them  it  grieves  me  no  longer, 
in  the  hope  that  another  blow  like  it  will  not  soon 


be  necessary.  For,  sir!  the  slow  and  timid  Sandt 
.  .  such  he  was  among  his  friends,  and  such  he 
might  have  been  among  his  enemies  .  . 

Blucher.  Never,  by  heaven  ! 

Sandt.  .  .  had  always  more  hopes  than  fears. 

Blucher.  Eight !  right !  I  thought  so.  Adieu, 
my  brave  Sandt !  I  would  steal,  if  I  were  able, 
that  smile  from  thee  at  parting. 

Sandt.  Every  face  in  Germany  must  owe  to  you 
every  smile  it  wears  henceforward.  Would  you  have 
mine  1  take  it  then.  It  is  time  to  give  it  up  :  be 
it  yours,  with  God's  peace,  for  evermore  ! 

I  wish  you  acquitted  me  of  all  blame  in  what 
I  did.  Certainly  it  was  done  without  malice  and 
without  anger. 

Blucher.  My  dear  Sandt !  it  is  not  German  to 
kill  our  fellow-men  for  a  diversity  of  opinion,  or 
for  a  mere  delinquency  in  politics.  Manifest  and 
intentional  evil  must  have  sprung  up  before  the 
sword  be  drawn,  which  in  our  military  school  has 
always  been  thought  a  better  weapon  than  the 
dagger.  Unfriendly  as  you  are,  which  every 
German  has  reason  to  be,  toward  France,  I  am 
afraid  your  mind  has  retained  too  long  the  heat 
thrown  out  on  every  side  by  the  French  revolu- 
tion. Although  I  hold  in  contempt  the  man 
whose  youth  was  unwarmed  by  it,  I  should  enter- 
tain but  a  mean  opinion  of  his  understanding 
who  perceived  not  at  last  the  wickedness  of  its 
agents,  by  the  conflagrations  they  excited  in  all 
quarters.  I  have  lived  long  enough,  and  have  read 
extensively  enough,  to  learn  that  no  good  what- 
soever hath  come  at  any  time,  to  any  part  of  the 
world,  from  France.  While  Italy  gave  the  model 
of  municipalities,  that  broad  concrete  on  which 
a  safe,  solid,  substantial  government  must  be 
founded;  while  Germany  invented  printing; 
what  was  the  invention,  the  only  one,  of  France  ? 
Her  emblematic  balloon,  the  symbol  of  herself ! 
flimsy,  varnished,  inflated,  restless,  wavering, 
swaggering,  and  carried  away  by  every  current  and 
every  gust,  in  the  most  opposite  directions.  It  is 
not  for  conquering  their  country,  and  for  impos- 
ing the  laws  and  the  very  name  of  one  among 
our  tribes  upon  it,  that  the  French  hate  us :  it 
is  for  the  eternal  reproach  of  our  calmness,  our 
consistency,  and  our  probity.  In  calling  us  per- 
fidious, like  skilful  enemies  they  take  up  the 
ground  we  should  be  expected  to  take  up  against 
them.  Oaths  are  the  produce  of  the  soil,  and 
broken  ones  lie  across  it  in  all  directions,  like 
twigs  and  rushes  in  the  homestead  of  a  basket- 
maker.  The  most  honest  and  moderate  of  their 
politicians  would  immerge  his  country  for  twenty 
years  in  the  most  calamitous  war,  to  retain  his 
office  or  to  displace  another  man.  It  is  not  by 
striking  the  head  of  the  serpent  that  we  can  extin- 
guish the  animal  or  shake  out  its  venom ;  we  must 
also  crush  down  its  voluminous  risings,  cut  off  its 
tail,  and  break  it  in  the  middle. 

Sandt.  Oh  life  !  I  am  now  sorry  to  lose  thee  ! 
I  shall  never  see  that  event !  This  hand,  the  last 
hand  I  must  ever  press,  accomplishes  it. 


50 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


MACHIAVELLI  AND  MICHEL-ANGELO  BUONARROTI. 


Michel-Angelo.  And  how  do  you  like  my  for- 
tification, Messcr  Nicolo  ? 

Machiavelli.  It  will  easily  be  taken,  Messer 
Michel-Angelo,  because  there  are  other  points, 
Bello-squardo  for  instance,  and  the  Poggio  above 
Boboli,  whence  every  street  and  edifice  may  be 
cannonaded. 

Michel-Angelo.  Surely  you  do  not  argue  with 
your  wonted  precision,  my  good  friend.  Because 
the  enemy  may  occupy  those  positions  and  can- 
nonade the  city,  is  that  a  reason  why  our  fort  of 
Samminiato  should  so  easily  be  surrendered  ? 

Machiavelli.  There  was  indeed  a  time  when 
such  an  argument  would  have  been  futile  :  but 
that  time  was  when  Florence  was  ruled  by  only 
her  own  citizens,  and  when  the  two  factions  that 
devoured  her,  started  up  with  equal  alacrity  from 
their  prey,  and  fastened  on  the  invader.  But  it 
being  known  to  Charles  that  we  have  neglected 
to  lay  in  provisions,  more  than  sufficient  for  one 
year,  he  will  allow  our  courageous  citizens  to  pelt 
and  scratch  and  bite  his  men  occasionally,  for 
that  short  time ;  after  which  they  must  surrender. 
This  policy  will  leave  to  him  the  houses  and  fur- 
niture in  good  condition;  and  whatsoever  fines 
and  taxes  may  be  imposed,  will  be  paid  the  more 
easily ;  while  the  Florentines  will  be  able  to  boast 
of  their  courage  and  perseverance,  the  French  of 
their  patience  and  clemency.  It  will  be  a  good 
example  for  other  people  to  follow :  and  many 
historians  will  praise  both  parties ;  all  will  praise 
one. 

I  have  given  my  answer  to  your  question ;  and 
I  now  approve  and  applaud  the  skill  and  solidity 
with  which  you  construct  the  works,  regretting 
only  that  we  have  neither  time  to  erect  the  others 
that  are  necessary,  nor  to  enroll  the  countrymen 
who  are  equally  so  for  their  defence.  Charles  is 
a  prudent  aud  a  patient  conqueror,  and  he  knows 
the  temper  and  the  power  of  each  adversary.  He 
will  not  demolish  nor  greatly  hurt  the  city. 
What  he  can  not  effect  by  terror  he  will  effect  by 
time  ;  that  miner  whom  none  can  countermine. 
We  have  brave  men  among  our  citizens;  men 
sensible  of  shame  and  ignominy  in  enduring  the 
dictation  of  a  stranger,  or  the  domination  of  an 
equal :  but  we  have  not  many  of  these,  nor  have 
they  any  weight  in  our  counsels.  The  rest  are 
far  different,  and  altogether  dissimilar  to  their 
ancestors.  They,  whatever  was  their  faction,  con- 
tended for  liberty,  for  domestic  ties,  for  personal 
honour,  for  public  approbation ;  we  for  pictures, 
for  statues,  bronze  tripods,  and  tesselated  tables  : 
these,  and  the  transient  smiles  of  dukes  and  car- 
dinals, are  deemed  of  higher  value  than  our  heir- 
loom, worm-eaten,  creaking,  crazy  freedom. 

Michel-Angela.  I  never  thought  them  so  :  and 
yet  somewhat  of  parental  love  may  be  supposed 
to  influence  me  in  favour  of  the  fairer,  solider,  and 
sounder  portion  of  the  things  you  set  before  me. 


Machiavetti.  It  is  a  misfortune  to  possess  what 
can  be  retained  by  servility  alone ;  and  the  more 
precious  the  possession,  the  greater  is  the  mis- 
fortune. 

Michel-Angelo.  Dukes  and  cardinals,  popes 
and  emperors,  can  not  take  away  from  me  the 
mind  and  spirit  that  God  has  placed  immeasurably 
high  above  them.  If  men  are  become  so  vile  and 
heartless  as  to  sit  down  quietly  and  see  pincers 
and  pulleys  tear  the  sinews  of  their  best  benefac- 
tors, they  are  not  worth  the  stones  and  sand  we 
have  been  piling  up  for  their  protection. 

Machiavelli.  To  rail  is  indecorous;  to  reason  is 
idle  and  troublesome.  When  you  seriously  intend 
to  lead  people  back  again  to  their  senses,  do  not 
call  any  man  wiser  or  better  than  the  rabble ;  for 
this  affronts  all,  and  the  bad  and  strong  the  most; 
but  tell  them  calmly  that  the  chief  difference 
between  the  government  of  a  republic  and  a 
dukedom  is  this :  in  a  republic  there  are  more 
deaths  by  day  than  bynight;  in  a  dukedom  the  con- 
trary :  that  perhaps  we  see  as  many  taken  to  prison 
in  a  republic ;  certainly  we  see  more  come  out. 

Micliel-Angelo.  If  any  man  of  reflection  needs 
to  be  shown  the  futility  and  mischief  of  heredi- 
tary power,  we  Florentines  surely  may  show  it  to 
him  in  the  freshest  and  most  striking  of  examples. 
Lorenzo  de'  Medici  united  a  greater  number  of 
high  and  amiable  qualities  than  any  other  man 
among  his  contemporaries ;  and  yet  Lorenzo  lived 
in  an  age  which  must  ever  be  reckoned  most  fer- 
tile in  men  of  genius  and  energy.  His  heart  was 
open  to  the  poor  and  afflicted :  his  house,  his 
library,  his  very  baths  and  bed-rooms,  to  the 
philosopher  and  the  poet.  What  days  of  my 
youth  have  I  spent  in  his  society  !  Even  after  he 
was  at  the  head  of  the  commonwealth  he  had 
society;  for  even  then  he  had  fellow-citizens. 
What  lessons  has  he  himself  given  me  in  every- 
thing relating  to  my  studies!  in  mythology,  in 
architecture,  in  sculpture,  in  painting,  in  every 
branch  and  ramification  of  eloquence !  Can  I 
ever  forget  the  hour  when  he  led  me  by  the  arm, 
in  the  heat  of  the  day,  to  the  eastern  door  of  our 
baptistery,  and  said,  "  Michel-Angelo !  this  is  the 
only  wonder  of  the  world :  it  rose,  like  the  world 
itself,  out  of  nothing :  its  great  maker  was  without 
an  archetype ;  he  drew  from  the  inherent  beauty 
of  his  soul :  venerate  here  its  image."  It  was  then 
I  said,  "  It  is  worthy  to  be  the  gate  of  Paradise :" 
and  he  replied,  "  The  garden  is  walled  up :  let  us 
open  a  space  for  the  portal."  He  did  it,  as  far  as 
human  ability  could  do  it :  and  if  afterward  he 
took  a  station  which  belonged  not  of  right  to 
him,  he  took  it  lest  it  should  be  occupied  by 
worse  and  weaker  men.  His  son  succeeded  to 
him  :  what  a  son  !  The  father  thought  and  told 
me  that  no  materials  were  durable  enough  for 
my  works :  perhaps  he  erred  :  but  how  did  Piero 
correct  the  error  1  He  employed  me  in  making 


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statues  of  snow  in  the  gardens  of  Boboli ;  statues 
the  emblems  at  once  of  his  genius  and  his 
authority. 

Machiaveltt.  How  little  foresight  have  the  very 
wisest  of  those  who  invade  the  liberties  of  their 
country !  how  little  true  love  for  their  children  ! 
how  little  foresight  for  their  descendants,  in  whose 
interest  they  believe  they  labour.  There  neither 
is  nor  ought  to  be  any  safety  for  those  who  clap 
upon  our  shoulders  their  heavy  pampered  children, 
and  make  us  carry  them  whether  we  will  or  not. 
Lorenzo  was  well  versed  in  history :  could  he 
forget,  or  could  he  overlook,  the  dreadful  punish- 
ments that  are  the  certain  inheritance  of  whoever 
reaps  the  harvest  of  such  misdeeds  ?  How  many 
sanguinary  deaths  by  the  avenging  arm  of  violated 
law !  how  many  assassinations  from  the  people  ! 
how  many  poisonings  and  stabbings  from  domes- 
tics !  from  guards  !  from  kindred  !  fratricides, 
parricides;  and  that  horrible  crime  for  which  no 
language  has  formed  a  name,  the  bloodshed  of  the 
son  by  the  parental  hand.  A  citizen  may  perhaps 
be  happier,  for  the  moment,  by  so  bold  and  vast  a 
seizure  as  a  principality ;  but  his  successor,  born 
to  the  possession  of  supremacy,  can  enjoy  nothing 
of  this  satisfaction.  For  him  there  is  neither  the 
charm  of  novelty  nor  the  excitement  of  action, 
nor  is  there  the  glory  of  achievement :  no  mazes 
of  perplexing  difficulty  gone  safely  through,  no 
summit  of  hope  attained.  But  there  is  perpe- 
tually the  same  fear  of  losing  the  acquisition,  the 
same  suspicion  of  friends,  the  same  certainty  of 
enemies,  the  same  number  of  virtues  shut  out, 
and  of  vices  shut  in,  by  his  condition.  This  is 
the  end  obtained,  which  is  usually  thought  better 
than  the  means.  And  what  are  the  means,  than 
which  this  end  is  better  !  They  are  such  as,  we 
might  imagine,  no  man  who  had  ever  spent  a 
happy  hour  with  his  equals  would  employ,  even 
if  his  family  were  as  sure  of  advantage  by  employ- 
ing them  as  we  have  shown  that  it  is  sure  of 
detriment.  In  order  that  a  citizen  may  become 
a  prince,  the  weaker  are  seduced,  and  the  wiser 
are  corrupted  :  for  wisdom  on  this  earth  is  earthly, 
and  stands  not  above  the  elements  of  corruption. 
His  successor,  finding  less  tractability,  works  with 
harder  and  sharper  instruments.  The  revels  are 
over ;  the  dream  is  broken ;  men  rise,  bestir  them- 
selves, and  are  tied  down.  Their  confessors  and 
wives  console  them,  saying,  "  You  would  not  have 
been  tied  down  had  you  been  quiet."  The  son  is 
warned  not  to  run  into  the  error  of  his  father,  by 
this  clear  demonstration  :  "  Yonder  villa  was  his, 
with  the  farms  about  it :  he  sold  it  and  them  to 
pay  the  fine." 

Michel-Angelo.  And  are  these  the  doctrines 
our  children  must  be  taught  ?  I  will  have  none 
then.  I  will  avoid  the  marriage-bed  as  I  would 
the  bed  of  Procrustes.  0  that  by  any  exertion 
of  my  art  I  could  turn  the  eyes  of  my  country- 
men toward  Greece  !  I  wish  to  excell  in  painting 
or  in  sculpture,  partly  for  my  glory,  partly  for  my 
sustenance,  being  poor,  but  greatly  more  to  arouse 
in  their  breasts  the  recollection  of  what  was  higher. 


Then  come  the  questions,  whence  was  it?  how 
was  it1?  Surely,  too  surely,  not  by  Austrians, 
French,  and  Spaniards ;  all  equally  barbarous ; 
though  the  Spaniards  were  in  contiguity  with  the 
Moors,  and  one  sword  polished  the  other. 

Machiavelli.  The  only  choice  left  us  was  the 
choice  of  our  enslaver :  we  have  now  lost  even 
that.  Our  wealthier  citizens  make  up  their  old 
shopkeeping  silks  into  marquis-caps,  and  tran- 
quilly fall  asleep  under  so  soft  a  coverture. 
Represent  to  them  what  their  grandfathers  were, 
and  they  shake  the  head  with  this  furred  foolery 
upon  it,  telling  us  it  is  time  for  the  world  to  go 
to  rest.  They  preach  to  us  from  their  new  cushions 
on  the  sorrowful  state  of  effervescence  in  our 
former  popular  government,  and  the  repose  and 
security  to  be  enjoyed  under  hereditary  princes, 
chosen  from  among  themselves. 

Micliel-Angdo.  Chosen  by  whom?  and  from 
what  ?  ourselves  ?  Well  might  one  of  such  crea- 
tures cry,  as  Atys  did,  if  liie  Atys  he  could 
recover  his  senses  under  a  worse  and  more 
shameful  eviration, 

Ego  non  quod  habuerim  ; 
Ego  Mamas ;  ego  mei  pars ;  ego  vir  sterilis  ero. 
Jam,  jam  dolet  quod  egi! 

Yes  indeed  there  was  all  this  effervescence. 
Men  spoke  loud :  men  would  have  their  own, 
although  they  might  have  blows  with  it.  And 
is  it  a  matter  of  joyance  to  those  wise  and  sober 
personages,  that  the  government  which  reared 
and  nurtured  them  to  all  their  wisdom  and 
sobriety,  and  much  other  more  erect  and  sub- 
stantial, should  be  now  extinct  ?  Elvers  run  on 
and  pass  away  :  pools  and  morasses  are  at  rest  for 
ever.  But  shall  I  build  my  house  upon  the 
pool  or  the  morass  because  it  lies  so  still?  or 
shall  I  abstain  from  my  recreation  by  the  river- 
side because  the  stream  runs  on  ?  Whatever  you 
have  objected  to  republicanism,  may,  in  its  sub- 
stance a  little  modified,  be  objected  to  royalty, 
great  and  small,  principalities,  and  dukedoms. 
In  republics,  high  and  tranquil  minds  are  liable 
to  neglect,  and,  what  is  worse,  to  molestation  : 
but  those  who  molest  them  are  usually  grave 
men  or  acute  ones,  and  act  openly,  with  fair  for- 
malities and  professed  respect.  On  the  contrary, 
in  such  governments  as  ours  was  recently,  a 
young  commissary  of  police  orders  you  to  appear 
before  him  ;  asks  you  first  whether  you  know  why 
he  called  you ;  and  then,  turning  over  his  papers 
at  his  leisure,  puts  to  you  as  many  other  idle 
questions  as  come  into  his  head ;  remands  you ; 
calls  you  back  at  the  door ;  gives  you  a  long 
admonition,  partly  by  order  (he  tells  you)  of  his 
superiors,  partly  his  own;  bids  you  to  be  more 
circumspect  in  future,  and  to  await  the  further 
discretion  of  his  Excellency  the  President  of  the 
Buon  Governo.  O  Messer  Niccolo !  surely  the 
rack  you  suffered  is  more  tolerable,  not  merely 
than  the  experience,  but  even  than  the  possi- 
bility, of  such  arrogance  and  insult. 
.  Machiavelli.  Caesar's  head  was  placed  on  the 
neck  of  the  world,  and  was  large  enough  for  it : 

B2 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


but  our  necks,  Messer  Michel- Angelo,  are  grasped, 
wrung,  and  contracted,  for  the  heads  of  geese  to 
surmount  them.  It  was  not  the  kick,  it  was  the 
a.-s,  that  made  the  sick  lion  roar  and  die.  Either 
the  state  of  things  which  you  have  been  describing 
is  very  near  its  termination,  or  people  are  growing 
low  enough  to  accommodate  themselves  to  their 
abject  fortunes.  Some  fishes,  once  of  the  ocean, 
lost  irretrievably,  by  following  up  a  contracted 
and  tortuous  channel,  their  pristine  form  and 
nature,  and  became  of  a  size  and  quality  for  dead 
or  shallow  waters,  which  narrow  and  weedy  and 
slimy  banks  confine.  There  are  stages  in  the 
manners  of  principalities,  as  there  are  in  human 
life.  Princes  at  first  are  kind  and  affable  :  their 
successors  are  condescending  and  reserved:  the 
next,  indifferent  and  distant :  the  last,  repulsive, 
insolent,  and  ferocious,  or,  what  is  equally  fatal 
to  arbitrary  power,  voluptuous  and  slothful.  The 
cruel  have  many  sympathisers ;  the  selfish,  few. 
These  wretches  bear  heavily  on  the  lower  classes, 
and  usually  fall  as  they  are  signing  an  edict  of 
famine,  or  protecting  a  favourite  who  enforces  it. 
By  one  or  other  of  these  diseases  dies  arbitrary 
power:  and  much  and  various  purification  is 
necessary,  to  render  the  chamber  where  it  has 
lain  salubrious.  Democracies  may  be  longer- 
lived,  although  they  have  enemies  in  most  of 
the  rich,  in  more  of  the  timorous,  and  nearly  in 
all  the  wise.  The  former  will  pamper  them  to 
feed  upon  them ;  the  latter  will  kiss  them  to 
betray  them  ;  the  intermediate  will  slink  off  and 
wish  them  well.  Those  governments  alone  can 
be  stable,  or  are  worthy  of  being  so,  in  which 
property  and  intellect  keep  the  machine  in  right 
order  and  regular  operation ;  each  being  conscious 
that  it  is  the  natural  ally  and  reciprocal  protector 
of  the  other;  that  nothing  ought  to  be  above 
them ;  and  that  what  is  below  them  ought  to  be 
as  little  below  as  possible ;  otherwise  it  never  can 
consistently,  steadily,  and  effectually,  support 
them.  None  of  these  considerations  seem  to 
have  been  ever  entertained  by  men  who,  with 
more  circumspection  and  prudence,  might  have 
effected  the  regeneration  of  Italy.  The  changes 
they  wished  to  bring  about  were  entirely  for  their 
own  personal  aggrandisement.  Caesar  Borgia 
and  Julius  the  Second  would  have  expelled  all 
strangers  from  interference  in  our  concerns.  But 
the  former,  although  intelligent  and  acute,  having 
a  mind  less  capacious  than  his  ambition ;  and  the 
latter  more  ambition  than  any  mind,  without  more 
instruments,  could  manage;  and  neither  of  them 
the  wish  or  the  thought  of  employing  the  only 
means  suitable  to  the  end,  their  vast  loose  projects 
crumbled  under  them. 

Michel-Angdo.  Your  opinion  of  Borgia  is 
somewhat  high  :  and  I  fancied  you  did  not  despise 
Pope  Julius. 

Machiavelli.  Some  of  you  artists  ought  to  re- 
gard him  with  gratitude ;  but  you  yourself  must 
despise  the  frivolous  dotard,  who,  while  he  should 
have  been  meditating  and  accomplishing  the  deli- 
verance of  Italy,  which  Jie  could  have  done,  and 


he  only,  was  running  after  yon,  and  breathing  at 
one  time  caresses,  at  another  time  menaces,  to 
bring  you  back  into  the  Vatican,  after  your 
affront  and  flight.  Instead  of  this  grand  work 
of  liberation  (at  least  from  barbarians)  what  was 
he  planning]  His  whole  anxiety  was  about  his 
mausoleum !  Now  certainly,  Messer  Michel- 
Angelo,  the  more  costly  a  man's  monument  is, 
the  more  manifest,  if  he  himself  orders  the  erec- 
tion, must  be  his  consciousness  that  there  is 
much  in  him  which  he  would  wish  to  be  covered 
over  by  it,  and  much  which  never  was  Ms,  and 
which  he  is  desirous  of  appropriating.  But  no 
monument  is  a  bed  capacious  enough  for  his 
froward  and  restless  imbecilities ;  and  any  that  is 
magnificent,  only  shows  one  the  more  of  them. 

Michel-Angelo.  He  who  deserves  a  mauso- 
leum is  not  desirous  even  of  a  grave-stone.  He 
knows  his  mother  earth ;  he  frets  for  no  fine 
cradle,  but  lies  tranquilly  and  composed  at  her 
feet.  The  pen  will  rise  above  the  pyramid ;  but 
those  who  would  build  the  pyramid  would  depress 
the  pen.  Julius  had  as  little  love  of  true  glory  as 
of  civil  liberty,  which  never  ruler  more  pertina- 
ciously suppressed.  His  only  passion,  if  we  may 
call  it  one,  was  vanity.  Caesar  Borgia  had  pene- 
tration and  singleness  of  aim ;  the  great  consti- 
tuents of  a  great  man.  His  birth,  which  raised 
him  many  favourers  in  his  ascent  to  power,  raised 
him  more  enemies  in  his  highest  elevation.  He 
had  a  greater  number  of  friends  than  he  could 
create  of  fortunes :  and  bees,  when  no  hive  is 
vacant,  carry  their  honey  elsewhere. 

Machiavelli.  Borgia  was  cruel,  both  by  necessity 
and  by  nature :  now,  no  cruel  prince  can  be  quite 
cruel  enough :  when  he  is  tired  of  striking,  he 
falls.  He  who  is  desirous  of  becoming  a  prince 
should  calculate  first  how  many  estates  can  be 
confiscated.  Pompey  learned  and  wrote  fairly 
out  this  lesson  of  arithmetic  :  but  Julius  Caesar 
tore  the  copybook  from  his  hand  and  threw  it 
among  those  behind  him,  who  repeated  it  in 
his  ear  until  he  gave  them  the  reward  of  their 
application. 

Michel-Angelo.  He  alone  was  able  and  willing 
to  reform  the  state.  It  is  well  for  mankind  that 
human  institutions  want  revisal  and  repair.  Our 
bodies  and  likewise  our  minds  require  both  re- 
freshment and  motion  :  and,  unless  we  attend  to 
the  necessities  of  both,  imbecility  and  dissolution 
soon  ensue.  It  was  as  easy,  in  the  middle  ages, 
for  the  towns  of  Italy  to  form  themselves  into 
republics,  which  many  did,  as  it  was  for  the  vil- 
lages of  Switzerland;  and  not  more  difficult  to 
retain  their  immunities.  We  are  surely  as  popu- 
lous; we  are  as  well  armed,  we  are  as  strong  and 
active,  we  are  as  docile  to  discipline,  we  are  as 
rich  and  flourishing :  we  want  only  their  moral 
courage,  their  resolute  perseverance,  their  public 
and  private  virtue,  their  self-respect  and  mutual 
confidence.  These  are  indeed  great  and  many 
wants,  and  have  always  been  ill-supplied  since 
the  extinction  of  the  Gracchi.  The  channel  that 
has  been  dry  so  many  centuries  can  only  be  reple- 


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nished  by  a  great  convulsion.  Even  now,  if  ever 
we  rise  again  to  the  dignity  of  men  and  citizens,  it 
must  be  from  under  the  shield  and  behind  the 
broadsword  of  the  Switzers. 

Machiavelli.  Thirty  thousand  of  them,  when- 
ever France  resumes  her  arms  against  the  em- 
peror, might  be  induced  to  establish  our  inde- 
pendence and  secure  their  own,  by  engaging 
them  to  oblige  the  state  of  Lombardy  first,  and 
successively  Rome  and  Naples,  to  contribute  a 
subsidy,  for  a  certain  number  of  years,  on  the 
overthrow  of  their  infirm  and  cumbrous  govern- 
ments. The  beggars,  the  idle  and  indigent  of 
those  nations,  might,  beneficially  to  themselves, 
be  made  provisional  serfs  to  our  defenders,  who 
on  their  part  would  have  duties  as  imperative  to 
perform.  In  the  Neapolitan  and  papal  territo- 
ries, there  is  an  immensity  of  land  ill  cultivated, 
or  not  cultivated  at  all,  claimed  and  occupied  as 
the  property  of  the  government :  enough  for  all 
the  paupers  of  Italy  to  till  and  all  her  defenders 
to  possess.  Men  must  use  their  hands  rightly 
before  they  can  rightly  use  their  reason :  those 
usually  think  well  who  work  well.  Beside,  I 
would  take  especial  care  that  they  never  were  in 
want  of  religion  to  instruct  and  comfort  them : 
they  should  enjoy  a  sprinkling  of  priests  and 
friars,  with  breviaries  and  mattocks  in  the  midst 
of  them,  and  the  labourer  in  good  earnest  should 
be  worthy  of  his  hire.  The  feudal  system,  which 
fools  cry  out  against,  was  supremely  wise.  The 
truckle  bed  of  Valour  and  Freedom  is  not  wadded 
with  nosh-silk:  there  are  gnarls  without  and 
knots  within;  and  hard  is  the  bolster  of  these 
younger  Dioscuri.  Genoa,  on  receiving  the  do- 
minion of  Piedmont,  would  cede  to  Tuscany  the 
little  she  possesses  on  the  south  of  the  Trebbia  : 
Venice  would  retain  what  she  holds  :  Bologna 
would  be  the  capital  of  all  the  country  to  the 
eastward  of  the  Apennines,  from  the  Po  to  the 
Ofanto  :  Rome  from  the  sources  of  the  Nar  to 
the  mouth  of  the  Tiber  (which  still  should  be  a 
Tuscan  river,  excepting  what  is  within  the  walls) 
and  southward  as  far  as  the  Vulturnus :  Naples 
would  be  mistress  of  the  rest.  These  seven 
republics  should  send  each  five  deputies  yearly, 
for  the  first  twenty  days  of  March,  enjoying 
the  means  of  living  splendidly  in  the  apart- 
ments of  the  Vatican.  For  without  a  high 
degree  of  splendour  no  magistrate  is  at  all  re- 
spected in  our  country,  and  slightly  anywhere 
else.  The  consul,  invested  with  the  executive 
power,  should  be  elected  out  of  the  body  of  legates 
on  the  third  day  of  each  annual  session :  he 
should  proceed  daily  to  the  hall  of  deliberation,  at 
the  Capitol,  in  state  :  the  trumpet  should  sound 
as  he  mounts  his  carriage,  drawn  by  eight  horses, 
and  again  as  he  alights  :  no  troops  should  accom- 
pany him,  excepting  twelve  of  the  civic  guard 
on  each  side,  twelve  before  and  twelve  behind, 
on  white  chargers  richly  caparisoned,  and  apper- 
taining to  the  consular  establishment. 

Michel-Angelo.  I  approve  of  this  ;  and  I  should 
approve  as  heartily  of  any  means  whatsoever  by 


which  it  might  be  effected.  But  it  appears  to 
me,  Messer  Niccolo,  that  the  territories  of  Rome 
and  Bologna,  although  the  Bolognese  would  con- 
tinue to  the  whole  extent  of  the  Apennines, 
would  be  less  populous  than  the  others. 

Machiavelli.  Where  is  the  harm  of  that  ?  A 
city  may  be  angry  and  discontented  if  she  can  not 
tear  away  somewhat  from  her  neighbours.  But, 
in  the  system  I  propose,  all  enjoy  equal  laws  ; 
and  as  it  can  not  be  of  the  slightest  advantage  to 
any  town  or  hamlet  to  form  a  portion  of  a  larger 
state  rather  than  of  a  smaller,  so  neither  can  the 
smaller  state  be  liable  to  a  disadvantage  by  any 
town  or  hamlet  lying  out  of  it.  Rome  has  always 
been  well  contented  to  repose  on  her  ancient 
glory.  She  loses  nothing  by  the  chain  being 
snapped  that  held  others  to  her ;  for  it  requires 
no  stretch  of  thought  (if  it  did  I  would  not  ask  it 
of  her)  to  recollect  that  it  held  her  as  well  as 
them.  Bologna's  territory  would  begin  with  Ferrara 
on  the  north,  and  terminate  with  the  Mediterra- 
nean on  the  south  ;  still,  excepting  the  Roman,  it 
would  be  the  least.  Her  position  will  not  allow 
her  more,  and  well  is  it  that  it  will  not.  For 
the  priesthood  has  too  long  made  its  holes  there, 
running  underground  from  Rome ;  and  you  know, 
Messer  Michel-Angelo,  the  dairy  will  smell  dis- 
agreeably where  the  rats  have  burrowed  lately. 

Michel-Angelo.  True  enough.  Let  me  now 
make  another  remark.  Apparently  you  would 
allow  no  greater  number  of  legates  from  the 
larger  states  than  from  the  smaller. 

Machiavelli.  A  small  community  has  need  for 
even  more  to  protect  its  interests  than  a  larger. 
He  who  has  a  strong  body  has  less  occasion  for 
a  loud  voice,  and  fewer  occasions  to  cry  for  assist- 
ance. Five  legates  from  each  republic  are  suf- 
ficient in  number,  if  they  are  sufficient  in  energy 
and  information.  If  they  are  not,  the  fault  lies 
with  their  constituents.  The  more  debaters  there 
are  the  less  business  will  be  done,  and  the  fewer 
inquiries  brought  to  an  issue.  In  federal  states, 
all  having  the  same  obligations  and  essentially 
the  same  form  of  government,  hardly  is  it  pos- 
sible for  any  two  to  quarrel :  and  the  interest  of 
the  remainder  would  require,  and  compell  if  ne- 
cessary, a  prompt  and  a  firm  reconciliation.  No 
state  in  Europe,  desirous  of  maintaining  a  cha- 
racter for  probity,  will  refuse  to  another  the 
surrender  of  a  criminal  or  debtor  who  has  escaped 
to  avoid  that  other's  laws.  If  churches  and 
palaces  ought  not  to  be  sanctuaries  for  the  pro- 
tection of  crime,  surely  whole  kingdoms  ought 
not.  Our  republics,  by  avoiding  this  iniquity, 
would  obviate  the  most  ordinary  and  most  urgent 
cause  of  discord.  Mortgaging  no  little  of  what  is 
called  the  property  of  the  church  (subtracted 
partly  by  fraud  from  ignorance  and  credulity, 
and  partly  torn  by  violence  from  debility  and 
dissension),  I  would  raise  the  money  requisite  to 
obtain  the  co-operation  of  Switzerland  and  the 
alliance  of  Savoy,  but  taking  care  that  our  own 
forces  much  outnumber  the  allies,  and,  in  case 
of  war,  keeping  all  the  artillery  in  our  hands. 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


Midid-Angdo.  But  what  would  you  do  with 
the  pope  ? 

MacJiiaveUi.  A  very  important  consideration. 
I  would  establish  him  in  Venice,  where  he  would 
enjoy  many  advantages  which  Rome  herself  does 
not  afford  him.  First,  he  would  be  successor  to 
Saint  Mark  as  well  as  to  Saint  Peter ;  secondly, 
he  would  enjoy  the  exercise  of  his  highest  autho- 
rity more  frequently,  by  crowning  a  prince  every 
year  in  the  person  of  the  Doge  (for  that  title, 
and  every  other  borne  by  the  chief  magistrate  of 
each  city,  should  continue)  and  a  princess  in  the 
person  of  the  Adriatic,  and  moreover  of  solem- 
nising the  ceremony  of  their  nuptials ;  thirdly, 
and  what  is  more  glorious,  he  would  be  within 
call  of  the  Bosniacs,  who,  hearing  his  paternal 
voice,  would  surely  renounce  their  errors,  abandon 
their  vices,  and  come  over  and  embrace  the 
faith.  The  Bull  of  Indulgences  might  be  a  little 
modified  in  their  favour.  Germans  had  no  objec- 
tion to  the  bill  of  fare,  but  stamped  and  sweated 
to  see  the  price  of  the  dishes,  which  more  elegant 
men  in  France  and  Italy,  having  tasted  them  all, 
thought  reasonable  enough.  But  in  Bosnia  they 
must  be  reduced  a  trifle  lower ;  else  they  will  be 
a  stumbling-block  to  the  Neophyte,  whose  in- 
firmer  knees  yet  totter  in  mounting  the  Santa 
Scala. 

Michd-Angelo.  Do  not  joke  so  gravely,  Messer 
Nicolo,  for  it  vexes  and  saddens  me. 

Machiavelli.  If  you  dislike  my  reasons,  take 
some  others  very  different.  The  nobility  and 
people  of  Venice  have  less  veneration  for  the 
Holy  Father  than  have  the  rest  of  us  Catholics, 
and  longer  opposed  his  authority.  Beside,  as 
they  prefer  Saint  Mark  to  Saint  Peter,  there 
would  always  be  a  salutary  irritation  kept  up  in 
the  body  of  Italy,  and  all  the  blood  would  not 
run  into  the  head. 

Michel-Angelo,  Its  coagulation  there  has  pa- 
ralysed her. 

Machiavelli.  Furthermore,  the  Venetians  would 
take  measures  that  Saint  Mark  should  have  fair 
play,  and  that  his  part  of  the  pugilistic  ring 
should  be  as  open  and  wide  as  the  opposite.  And 
now,  in  order  to  obtain  your  pardon  for  joking  so 
infelicitously,  let  me  acknowledge  it  among  my 
many  infirmities,  that  I  can  not  laugh  heartily.' 
I  experience  the  same  sad  constriction  as  those 
who  can  not  bring  out  a  sneeze,  or  anything  else 
that  would  fain  have  its  way.  You  however 
have  marvellously  well  performed  the  operation  ; 
and  now  the  ripples  on  lip  and  cheek,  on  beard  and 
whisker,  have  subsided,  let  me  tell  you,  Messer 
Michel-Angelo,  we  form  our  wisest  thoughts  and 
projects  on  the  depth  and  density  of  men's  igno- 
rance ;  our  strength  rises  from  the  vast  arena  of 
their  weaknesses.  I  know  not  when  my  scheme 
will  be  practicable  :  but  it  has  been ;  and  it  may 
be  again. 

Michd-Angelo.  Finally,  what  is  to  become  of 
Sicily,  Sardinia,  and  Corsica  ? 

MacJiiaveUi.  I  would  place  these  islands  at  the 
emperor's  disposal,  to  conciliate  him. 


Michel-Angelo.  It  would  exasperate  France. 

Machiavelli.  Let  him  look  to  that :  it  would  be 
worth  his  while.  Exasperated  or  not,  France  never 
can  rest  quiet.  Her  activity  is  only  in  her  pug- 
nacity :  trade,  commerce,  agriculture,  are  equally 
neglected.*  Indifferent  to  the  harvests  on  the 
earth  before  her,  she  springs  on  the  palm-tree  for 
its  scanty  fruit. 

Michel-Angelo.  She  would  not  be  pleased  at 
your  allusion. 

Machiavelli.  I  wish  she  would  render  it  inap- 
plicable. Italy,  in  despite  of  her,  would  become 
once  more  the  richest  and  most  powerful  of  na- 
tions, the  least  liable  to  attacks,  and  the  least 
interested  in  disturbing  her  neighbours.  Were 
she  one  great  kingdom,  as  some  men  and  all 
boys  desire,  she  would  be  perpetually  at  vari- 
ance with  Hungary,  Germany,  France,  and  Spain. 
The  confederacies  and  alliances  of  republics 
are  always  conducive  to  freedom,  and  never  are 
hurtful  to  independence:  those  of  princes  are 
usually  injurious  to  the  liberty  of  the  subject, 
and  often  the  origin  of  wars.  Federal  republics 
give  sureties  for  the  maintenance  of  peace,  in 
their  formation  and  their  position :  even  those 
states  with  which  any  of  them  is  confederated, 
are  as  much  interested  in  impeding  it  from  con- 
quests as  from  subjection.  In  kingdoms  the 
case  is  widely  different.  Many  pestilences  grow 
weaker  by  length  of  time  and  extent  of  action ; 
but  the  pestilence  of  kingly  power  increases  in 
virulence  at  every  stride  and  seizure,  and  expires 
in  the  midst  of  its  victims  by  the  lethargy  of 
repletion.  At  no  period  of  my  life  have  I  ne- 
glected to  warn  my  fellow-citizens  of  the  fate 
impending  over  them.  Only  a  few  drops  of  the 
sultry  and  suffocating  storm  have  yet  fallen : 
we  stop  on  the  road,  instead  of  pushing  on : 
and  whenever  we  raise  our  heads  it  will  be  in  the 
midst  of  the  inundation. 

Michd-Angelo.  I  do  believe  that  Lorenzo 
would  have  covered  the  shame  of  his  parent  state, 
rather  than  have  wantoned  with  its  inebriety. 

Machiavelli.  He  might,  by  his  example  and 
authority,  have  corrected  her  abuses  ;  and  by  his 
wealth,  united  to  ours,  have  given  work  to  the 
poor  and  idle,  in  the  construction  of  roads,  and 
the  excavation  of  canals  through  the  Maremma. 

Michael-Angelo.  It  was  easier  to  kill  Anteus 
than  to  lift  him  from  the  ground.  Lorenzo  was 
unable  to  raise  or  keep  up  Tuscany :  he  there- 
fore sought  the  less  glorious  triumph  of  leading 
her  captive,  laden  with  all  his  jewels,  and  escorted 
by  men  of  genius  in  the  garb  of  sycophants  and 
songsters. 

Machiavelli.    In  fact,  Messer  Michel-Angelo, 

*  The  population  of  France,  at  this  time,  amounted  to 
scarcely  fourteen  millions;  Franche-comte,  Lorraine, 
Alsace,  and  several  cities  on  the  borders  of  the  Nether- 
lands, not  being  yet  annexed.  Her  incessant  wars,  of  late 
generally  disastrous,  had  depopulated  her  provinces,  and 
there  was  less  industry  than  in  any  other  great  nation 
round  about  her,  not  excepting  the  Spanish.  Italy  was 
supreme  in  civilisation,  commerce,  and  the  fine  arts,  and 
was  at  least  as  populous  as  at  present. 


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we  had  borne  too  long  and  too  patiently  the  petu- 
lance and  caprices  of  a  brawling  and  impudent 
democracy.  We  received  instructions  from  those 
to  whom  we  should  have  given  them,  and  we 
gave  power  to  those  from  whom  we  should  have 
received  it.  Republican  as  I  have  lived,  and  shall 
die,  I  would  rather  any  other  state  of  social  life, 
than  naked  and  rude  democracy ;  because  I  have 
always  found  it  more  jealous  of  merit,  more  sus- 
picious of  wisdom,  more  proud  of  riding  on  great 
minds,  more  pleased  at  raising  up  little  ones 
above  them,  more  fond  of  loud  talking,  more  im- 
patient of  calm  reasoning,  more  unsteady,  more 
ungrateful,  and  more  ferocious;  above  all,  be- 
cause it  leads  to  despotism  through  fraudulence, 
intemperance,  and  corruption.  Let  Democracy 
live  among  the  mountains,  and  regulate  her  vil- 
lage, and  enjoy  her  chalet ;  let  her  live  peacefully 
and  contentedly  amid  her  flocks  and  herds; 
never  lay  her  rough  hand  on  the  balustrade  of 
the  council-chamber ;  never  raise  her  boisterous 
voice  among  the  images  of  liberators  and  legisla- 
tors, of  philosophers  and  poets. 

Michel-Angelo.  In  the  course  of  human  things 
you  can  not  hinder  her.  All  governments  run 
ultimately  into  the  great  gulf  of  despotism, 
widen  or  contract  them,  straighten  or  divert 
them,  as  you  will.  From  this  gulf,  the  Provi- 
dence that  rules  all  nature,  liberates  them.  Again 
they  return,  to  be  again  absorbed,  at  periods  not 
foreseen  or  calculable.  Every  form  of  govern- 
ment is  urged  onward  by  another,  and  a  different 
one.  The  great  receptacle,  in  which  so  many 
have  perished,  casts  up  the  fragments,  and  inde- 
fatigable man  refits  them. 

Machiavelli.  Other  forms  may  take  the  same 
direction  as  democracy,  but  along  roads  less 
miry,  and  infested  with  fewer  thieves. 

Michel-Angelo.  Messer  Niccolo,  you  have 
spoken  like  a  secretary  and  a  patrician ;  I  am 
only  a  mere  mason,  as  you  see,  and  (by  your  ap- 
pointment) an  engineer.  You  indeed  have  great 
reason  to  condemn  the  levity,  the  stupidity,  and 
the  ingratitude  of  the  people.  But  if  they  prefer 
worse  men  to  better,  the  fault  carries  the  punish- 
ment with  it,  or  draws  it  after ;  and  the  graver 
the  fault,  the  severer  the  punishment.  Neither 
the  populace  nor  the  prince  ever  chooses  the 
most  worthy  of  all,  who  indeed,  if  there  were  any 
danger  of  their  choosing  him,  would  avoid  the 
nomination  :  for  it  is  only  in  such  days  as  these 
that  men  really  great  come  spontaneously  forward, 
and  move  with  the  multitude  from  the  front, 
stilling  the  voice  of  the  cryer,  and  scattering  the 
plumes  of  the  impostor.  In  ordinary  times  less 
men  are  quite  sufficient,  and  are  always  ready. 
In  a  democracy  the  bad  may  govern  when  better 
are  less  required;  but  if  they  govern  injudi- 
ciously, the  illusion  under  which  they  were 
elected  vanishes,  the  harm  they  do  is  brief, 
and  attended  by  more  peril  to  themselves  than  to 
their  country.  Totally  the  reverse  with  heredi- 
tary princes.  Being  farther  from  the  mass  of 
the  community,  they  know  and  care  little  about 


us ;  they  do  not  want  our  votes ;  they  would  be 
angry  if  we  talked  of  our  esteem  for  them ;  and, 
if  ever  they  treat  us  well,  their  security,  not  their 
sympathy,  is  the  motive.  I  agree  with  you, 
Messer  Niccolo,  that  never  were  there  viler  slaves 
than  our  populace,  except  our  nobles,  and  those 
mongrels  and  curs  intermediate,  who  lean  indo- 
lently on  such  sapless  trunks,  and  deem  it  mag- 
nificent to  stand  one  palm  higher  than  the  pros- 
trate. 

Machiavelli.  A  fine  picture  have  you  been 
drawing  !  another  Last  Judgment ! 

Michel-Angelo.  Your  nobility,  founded  in 
great  measure  on  yourself,  is  such,  that  you  would 
accept  from  me  no  apology  for  my  remarks  on 
that  indiscriminately  lavished,  by  our  enslavers, 
among  later  families.  None  in  Tuscany,  few  in 
Europe,  can  contend  in  dignity  with  yours,  which 
has  given  to  our  republic  thirteen  chief  magis- 
trates. The  descendants  of  a  hunter  from  an 
Alpine  keep  in  Switzerland  can  offer  no  pretence 
to  anything  resembling  it.  Yet  these  are  they 
who  bind  and  bruise  us !  these  are  they  who  im- 
pose on  us  as  governors  men  whom  we  expunge 
as  citizens. 

Machiavelli.  In  erecting  your  fortification,  you 
oppose  but  a  temporary  obstacle  to  the  insult. 
My  proposal,  many  years  ago,  was  the  institution 
of  national  guards,  from  which  service  no  condi- 
tion whatever,  no  age,  from  adolescence  to  de- 
creptitude,  should  be  exempt.  But  Italy  must 
always  be  in  danger  of  utter  servitude,  unless  her 
free  states,  which  are  still  rich  and  powerful, 
enter  into  a  cordial  and  strict  alliance  against  all 
arbitrary  rule,  instead  of  undermining  or  beating 
down  each  other's  prosperity.  While  one  great 
city  holds  another  great  city  in  subjection,  as 
Venice  does  with  Padua  and  Verona,  as  Florence 
with  Siena  and  Pisa,  the  subdued  will  always 
rejoice  in  the  calamities  of  the  subduer,  and 
empty  her  cup  of  bitterness  into  them  when  she 
can,  although  without  the  prospect  or  hope  of 
recovering  her  independence.  For  there  are 
more  who  are  sensible  to  affronts  than  there  are 
who  are  sensible  to  freedom  ;  and  vindictiveness, 
in  many  breasts  the  last  cherished  relic  of  justice, 
is  in  some  the  only  sign  of  it. 

Micliel-Angelo.  Small  confederate  republics 
are  the  most  free,  the  most  happy,  the  most  pro- 
ductive of  emulation,  of  learning,  of  genius,  of 
glory,  in  every  form  and  aspect.  They  also,  for 
the  reason  you  have  given,  are  stronger  and  more 
durable  than  if  united  under  one  principality. 
This  is  proved  too  in  the  history  of  ancient  Tus- 
cany, which,  under  her  Lucumons,  resisted  for 
many  centuries  the  violent  and  vast  irruptions 
of  the  Gauls,  and  the  systematic  encroachments 
of  the  wilier  Romans.  But  the  governors  of  no 
country  possess  so  much  wisdom  as  shall  teach 
them  to  renounce  a  portion  of  immediate  autho- 
rity, for  the  future  benefit  of  those  they  govern ; 
much  less  for  any  advantage  to  those  who  lie 
beyond  their  jurisdiction. 

Machiavelli.  Italy,    and   Europe    in   general, 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


would  avoid  tho  most  frequent  and  the  worst 
calamities  by  manifold  and  just  federation,  to  the 
exclusion  of  all  princes,  ecclesiastical  and  secu- 
lar. Spain,  in  the  multitude  of  her  municipalities, 
is  divided  into  republics,  but  jealous  and  inco- 
herent. Wiser  Germany  possesses  in  many  parts 
the  same  advantages,  and  uses  them  better ;  but 
the  dragon's  teeth,  not  sown  by  herself,  shoot  up 
between  her  cities.  Switzerland  rears  among  her 
snows  little  fresh  and  stout  republics.  Italy  in 
particular  is  formed  for  them ;  many  of  her  cities 
being  free ;  all  bearing  within  them  the  memory, 
most  the  desire,  of  freedom.  No  pontiff,  no 
despot,  can  ever  be  friendly  to  science ;  least  of 
all  to  that  best  of  sciences,  which  teaches  us  that 
liberty  and  peace  are  the  highest  of  human  bless- 
ings. And  I  wonder  that  the  ministers  of  religion 
(at  least  all  of  them  who  believe  in  it)  do  not 
strenuously  insist  on  this  truth ;  essentially  divine, 
since  the  founder  of  Christianity  came  on  earth 
on  purpose  to  establish  peace ;  and  peace  can  not 
exist,  and  ought  not,  without  liberty.  But  this 
blessing  is  neither  the  produce  nor  the  necessity 
of  one  soil  only.  How  different  is  the  condition 
of  the  free  cities  in  Germany  from  that  of  territo- 
ries under  the  sceptre  of  princes.  If  seven  or 
eight  are  thus  flourishing,  with  such  obstacles  on 
every  side,  why  might  not  the  rest  without  any  ? 
What  would  they  all  be  when  hindrances  were 
removed,  when  mutual  intercourse,  mutual  in- 
struction, mutual  advantages  of  every  kind,  were 
unrestricted  1  Why  should  not  all  be  as  free  and 
happy  as  the  few  ]  They  will  be,  when  learning 
has  made  way  for  wisdom  ;  when  those  for  whom 
others  have  thought  begin  to  think  for  them- 
selves. The  intelligent  and  the  courageous  should 
form  associations  everywhere ;  and  little  trust 
should  be  reposed  on  the  goodwill  of  even  good 
men  accustomed  to  authority  and  dictation.  I 
venerate  the  arts  almost  to  the  same  degree  as 
you  do ;  for  ignorance  is  nowhere  an  obstacle  to 
veneration ;  but  I  venerate  them  because,  above 
them,  I  see  the  light  separating  from  the  dark- 


ness. 

Michel-Angelo. 


dically  obscured,  but  eternally  existent  in  the 
highest  heaven  of  the  soul,  without  which  all 
lesser  lights  would  lose  their  brightness,  their 
station,  their  existence. 

If  these  things  should  ever  come  to  pass, 
how  bold  shall  be  the  step,  how  exalted  the 
head,  of  Genius.  Clothed  in  glorified  bodies 
of  living  marble,  instructors  shall  rise  out  of 
the  earth,  deriders  of  Barbarism,  conquerors  of 
Time,  heirs  and  coequals  of  Eternity.  Led  on 
by  these,  again  shall  man  mount  the  ladder 
that  touches  heaven ;  again  shall  he  wrestle  with 
the  angels. 

Machiavelli.  You  want  examples  of  the  arts  in 
their  perfection  :  few  models  are  extant.  Apollo, 
Venus,  and  three  or  four  beside,  are  the  only 
objects  of  your  veneration ;  and  although  I  do 
not  doubt  of  its  sincerity,  I  much  doubt  of  its 
enthusiasm,  and  the  more  the  oftener  I  behold 
them.  Perhaps  the  earth  holds  others  in  her 
bosom  more  beautiful  than  the  Mother  of  Love, 
more  elevated  than  the  God  of  Day.  Nothing 
is  existing  of  Phidias,  nothing  of  Praxiteles, 
nothing  of  Scopas.  Their  works,  collected  by 
Nero,  and  deposited  by  him  in  his  Golden  Palace, 
were  broken  by  the  populace,  and  their  fragments 
cast  into  the  Tiber. 

Michel-Angelo.  All!  surely  not  all? 

Machiavelli.  Every  one,  too  certainly.  For 
such  was  the  wealth,  such  the  liberality,  of  this 
prince,  and  so  solicitous  were  all  ranks,  and  espe- 
cially the  higher,  to  obtain  his  favour,  I  entertain 


masters,  was  among  the  thousands  in  his  vast 
apartments.  Defaced  and  fragmentary  as  they 
are,  they  still  exist  under  the  waters  of  the 
Tiber. 

Michel-Angelo.  The  nose  is  the  part  most 
liable  to  injury.  I  have  restored  it  in  many  heads, 
always  of  marble.  But  it  occurs  to  me,  at  this 
instant,  for  the  first  time,  that  wax  would  serve 
better,  both  in  leaving  no  perceptible  line,  and 
in  similarity  of  colour.  The  Tiber,  I  sadly  fear, 


will  not  give  up  its  dead  until  the  last  day ;  but 
The  Arts  cannot  long  exist  I  do  you  think  the  luxurious  cities  of  Sibaris  and 


without  the  advent  of  Freedom.  From  every  new 
excavation  whence  a  statue  rises,  there  rises  simul- 
taneously a  bright  vision  of  the  age  that  pro- 
duced it ;  a  strong  desire  to  bring  it  back  again ; 
a  throbbing  love,  an  inflaming  regret,  a  resolute 
despair,  beautiful  as  Hope  herself:  and  Hope 
comes  too  behind. 

Men  are  not  our  fellow-creatures  because 
hands  and  articulate  voices  belong  to  them  in 
common  with  us  :  they  are  then,  and  then  only, 
when  they  precede  us,  or  accompany  us,  or  fol- 
low us,  contemplating  one  grand  luminary,  perio- 


Croton  hide  no  treasures  of  art  under  their 
ruins'?  And  there  are  others  in  Southern  Italy 
of  Greek  origin,  and  rich  (no  doubt)  in  similar 
divine  creations.  Sculpture  awaits  but  the  dawn 
of  Freedom  to  rise  up  before  new  worshippers  in 
the  fulness  of  her  glory.  Meanwhile  I  must 
work  incessantly  at  our  fortress  here,  to  protect 
my  poor  clay  models  from  the  Germans. 

Machiavelli.  And  from  the  Italians ;  although 
the  least  ferocious,  in  either  army,  would  rather 
destroy  a  thousand  men  than  the  graven  image 
of  one. 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOR. 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOR. 


Sowthey.  Of  all  the  beautiful  scenery  round 
King's-weston,  the  view  from  this  terrace,  and 
especially  from  this  sundial,  is  the  pleasantest. 

Landor.  The  last  time  I  ever  walked  hither 
in  company  (which,  unless  with  ladies,  I  rarely 
have  done  anywhere)  was  with  a  just,  a  valiant, 
and  a  memorable  man,  Admiral  Nichols,  who 
usually  spent  his  summer  months  at  the  village 
of  Shire-hampton,  just  below  us.  There,  whether 
in  the  morning  or  evening,  it  was  seldom  I  found 
him  otherwise  engaged  than  in  cultivating  his 
flowers. 

Southey.  I  never  had  the  same  dislike  to  com- 
pany in  my  walks  and  rambles  as  you  profess  to 
have,  but  of  which  I  perceived  no  sign  whatever 
when  I  visited  you,  first  at  Lantony  Abbey,  and 
afterward  on  the  Lake  of  Como.  Well  do  I 
remember  our  long  conversations  in  the  silent 
and  solitary  church  of  Sant*  Abondio  (surely  the 
coolest  spot  in  Italy),  and  how  often  I  turned 
back  my  head  toward  the  open  door,  fearing  lest 
Borne  pious  passer-by,  or  some  more  distant  one 
in  the  wood  above,  pursuing  the  pathway  that 
leads  to  the  tower  of  Luitprand,  should  hear  the 
roof  echo  with  your  laughter,  at  the  stories  you 
had  collected  about  the  brotherhood  and  sister- 
hood of  the  place. 

Landor.  I  have  forgotten  most  of  them,  and 
nearly  all :  but  I  have  not  forgotten  how  we 
speculated  on  the  possibility  that  Milton  might 
once  have  been  sitting  on  the  very  bench  we  then 
occupied,  although  we  do  not  hear  of  his  having 
visited  that  part  of  the  country.  Presently  we 
discoursed  on  his  poetry;  as  we  propose  to  do 
again  this  morning. 

Sowthey.  In  that  case,  it  seems  we  must  con- 
tinue to  be  seated  on  the  turf. 

Landor.  Why  so] 

Sovihey.  Because  you  do  not  like  to  walk  in 
company :  it  might  disturb  and  discompose  you  : 
and  we  never  lose  our  temper  without  losing  at 
the  same  time  many  of  our  thoughts,  which  are 
loth  to  come  forward  without  it. 

Landor.  From  my  earliest  days  I  have  avoided 
society  as  much  as  I  could  decorously,  for  I  received 
more  pleasure  in  the  cultivation  and  improvement 
of  my  own  thoughts  than  in  walking  up  and  down 
among  the  thoughts  of  others.  Yet,  as  you  know, 
I  never  have  avoided  the  intercourse  of  men  dis- 
tinguished by  virtue  and  genius;  of  genius, 
because  it  warmed  and  invigorated  me  by  my 
trying  to  keep  pace  with  it ;  of  virtue,  that  if  I 
had  any  of  my  own  it  might  be  called  forth  by 
3uch  vicinity.  Among  all  men  elevated  in  station 
who  have  made  a  noise  in  the  world  (admirable 
old  expression !)  I  never  saw  any  in  whose  presence 
I  felt  inferiority,  excepting  Kosciusco.  But  how 
many  in  the  lower  paths  of  life  have  exerted  both 
virtues  and  abilities  which  I  never  exerted,  and 
never  possessed !  what  strength  and  courage  and 


perseverance  in  some,  in  others  what  endurance 
and  forbearance !  At  the  very  moment  when 
most,  beside  yourself,  catching  up  half  my  words, 
would  call  and  employ  against  me  in  its  ordinary 
signification  what  ought  to  convey  the  most 
honorific,  the  term  self-sufficiency,  I  bow  my 
head  before  the  humble,  with  greatly  more  than 
their  humiliation.  You  are  better  tempered 
than  I  am,  and  are  readier  to  converse.  There 
are  half-hours  when,  although  in  good-humour 
and  good  spirits,  I  would  not  be  disturbed  by  the 
necessity  of  talking,  to  be  the  possessor  of  all  the 
rich  marshes  we  see  yonder.  In  this  interval 
there  is  neither  storm  nor  sunshine  of  the  mind, 
but  calm  and  (as  the  farmer  would  call  it)  growing 
weather,  in  which  the  blades  of  thought  spring 
up  and  dilate  insensibly.  Whatever  I  do,  I  must 
do  in  the  open  air,  or  in  the  silence  of  night : 
either  is  sufficient :  but  I  prefer  the  hours  of 
exercise,  or,  what  is  next  to  exercise,  of  field- 
repose.  Did  you  happen  to  know  the  admiral  ] 

Southey.  Not  personally :  but  I  believe  the 
terms  you  have  applied  to  him  are  well  merited. 
After  some  experience,  he  contended  that  public 
men,  public  women,  and  the  public  press,  may 
be  all  designated  by  one  and  the  same  trisyllable. 
He  is  reported  to  have  been  a  strict  disciplinarian. 
In  the  mutiny  at  the  Nore  he  was  seized  by  his 
crew,  and  summarily  condemned  by  them  to  be 
hanged.  Many  taunting  questions  were  asked 
him,  to  which  he  made  no  reply.  When  the  rope 
was  fastened  round  his  neck,  the  ringleader  cried, 
"  Answer  this  one  thing,  however,  before  you  go, 
sir !  What  would  you  do  with  any  of  us,  if  we 
were  in  your  power  as  you  are  now  in  ours  ]"  The 
admiral,  then  captain,  looked  sternly  and  con- 
temptuously, and  replied,  "Hang  you,  by  God !" 
Enraged  at  this  answer,  the  mutineer  tugged  at 
the  rope :  but  another  on  the  instant  rushed 
forward,  exclaiming  "  No,  captain  ! "  (for  thus  he 
called  the  fellow)  "he  has  been  cruel  to  us, flogging 
here  and  flogging  there,  but  before  so  brave  a 
man  is  hanged  like  a  dog,  you  heave  me  over- 
board." Others  among  the  most  violent  now 
interceded :  and  an  old  seaman,  not  saying  a 
single  word,  came  forward  with  his  knife  in  his 
hand,  and  cut  the  noose  asunder.  Nichols  did 
not  thank  him,  nor  notice  him,  nor  speak  :  but, 
looking  round  at  the  other  ships,  in  which  there 
was  the  like  insubordination,  he  went  toward  his 
cabin  slow  and  silent.  Finding  it  locked,  he 
called  to  a  midshipman,  "  Tell  that  man  with  a 
knife  to  come  down  and  open  the  door."  After  a 
pause  of  a  few  minutes,  it  was  done :  but  he  was 
confined  below  until  the  quelling  of  the  mutiny. 

Landor.  His  conduct  as  Controller  of  the 
Navy  was  no  less  magnanimous  and  decisive.  In 
this  office  he  presided  at  the  trial  of  Lord  Mel- 
ville. His  lordship  was  guilty,  we  know,  of  all 
the  charges  brought  against  him;  but,  having 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


more  patronage  than  ever  minister  had  before,  he 
refused  to  answer  the  questions  which  (to  repeat 
his  own  expression)  might  incriminate  him.  And 
his  refusal  was  given  with  a  smile  of  indifference, 
a  consciousness  of  security.  In  those  days,  as 
indeed  in  most  others,  the  main  use  of  power  was 
promotion  and  protection :  and  Iwneat  man  was 
never  in  any  age  among  the  titles  of  nobility,  and 
has  always  been  the  appellation  used  toward  the 
feeble  and  inferior  by  the  prosperous.  Nichols  said 
on  the  present  occasion,  "  If  this  man  is  permitted 
to  skulk  away  under  such  pretences,  trial  is  here 
a  mockery."  Finding  no  support,  he  threw  up  his 
office  as  Controller  of  the  Navy,  and  never  after- 
ward entered  the  House  of  Commons.  Such  a 
person,  it  appears  to  me,  leads  us  aptly  and  be- 
comingly to  that  stedfast  patriot  on  whose  writ- 
ings you  promised  me  your  opinion;  not  inci- 
dentally, as  before,  but  turning  page  after  page. 
It  would  ill  beseem  us  to  treat  Milton  with 
generalities.  Radishes  and  salt  are  the  pic-nic 
quota  of  slim  spruce  reviewers :  let  us  hope  to 
find  somewhat  more  solid  and  of  better  taste. 
Desirous  to  be  a  listener  and  a  learner  when  you 
discourse  on  his  poetry,  I  have  been  more  occu- 
pied of  late  in  examining  the  prose. 

Southey.  Do  you  retain  your  high  opinion  of  it  1 

Landor.  Experience  makes  us  more  sensible  of 
faults  than  of  beauties.  Milton  is  more  correct 
than  Addison,  but  less  correct  than  Hooker, 
whom  I  wish  he  had  been  contented  to  receive  as 
a  model  in  style,  rather  than  authors  who  wrote 
in  another  and  a  poorer  language ;  such,  I  think, 
you  are  ready  to  acknowledge  is  the  Latin. 

Sauthey.  This  was  always  my  opinion. 

Landor.  However,  I  do  not  complain  that  in 
oratory  and  history  his  diction  is  sometimes 
poetical. 

Sowtliey.  Little  do  I  approve  of  it  in  prose  on 
any  subject.  Demosthenes  and  ^Eschines,  Lisias 
and  Isseus,  and  finally  Cicero,  avoided  it. 

Landor.  They  did :  but  Chatham  and  Burke 
and  Grattan  did  not ;  nor  indeed  the  graver  and 
greater  Pericles;  of  whom  the  most  memorable 
sentence  on  record  is  pure  poetry.  On  the  fall  of 
the  young  Athenians  in  the  field  of  battle,  he 
said,  "The  year  hath  lost  its  spring."  But  how 
little  are  these  men,  even  Pericles  himself,  if  you 
compare  them  as  men  of  genius  with  Livy !  In 
Livy,  as  in  Milton,  there  are  bursts  of  passion  which 
can  not  by  the  nature  of  things  be  other  than 
poetical,  nor  (being  so)  come  forth  in  other  lan- 
guage. If  Milton  had  executed  his  design  of  writ- 
ing a  history  of  England,  it  would  probably  have 
abounded  in  such  diction,  especially  in  the  more 
turbulent  scenes  and  in  the  darker  ages. 

Southey.  There  are  quiet  hours  and  places  in 
which  a  taper  may  be  carried  steadily,  and  show 
the  way  along  the  ground ;  but  you  must  stand 
a-tiptoe  and  raise  a  blazing  torch  above  your 
head,  if  you  would  bring  to  our  vision  the  obscure 
and  time-worn  figures  depicted  on  the  lofty 
vaults  of  antiquity.  The  philosopher  shows 
everything  in  one  clear  light;  the  historian 


loves  strong  reflections  and  deep  shadows,  but, 
above  all,  prominent  and  moving  characters. 
We  are  little  pleased  with  the  man  who  disen- 
chants us:  but  whoever  can  make  us  wonder, 
must  himself  (we  think)  be  wonderful,  and  deserve 
our  admiration. 

Landor.  Believing  no  longer  in  magic  and  its 
charms,  we  still  shudder  at  the  story  told  by 
Tacitus,  of  those  which  were  discovered  in  the 
mournful  house  of  Germanicus. 

Southey.  Tacitus  was  also  a  great  poet,  and 
would  have  been  a  greater,  had  he  been  more  con- 
tented with  the  external  and  ordinary  appearances 
of  things.  Instead  of  which,  he  looked  at  a  part  of 
his  pictures  through  a  prism,  and  at  another  part 
through  a  camera  obscura.  If  the  historian  were 
as  profuse  of  moral  as  of  political  axioms,  we 
should  tolerate  him  less :  for  in  the  political  we 
fancy  a  writer  is  but  meditating ;  in  the  moral 
we  regard  him  as  declaiming.  In  history  we 
desire  to  be  conversant  with  only  the  great, 
according  to  our  notions  of  greatness  :  we  take  it 
as  an  affront,  on  such  an  invitation,  to  be  con- 
ducted into  the  lecture-room,  or  to  be  desired  to 
amuse  ourselves  in  the  study. 

Landor.  Pray  go  on.  I  am  desirous  of  hearing 
more. 

Southey.  Being  now  alone,  with  the  whole  day 
before  us,  and  having  carried,  as  we  agreed  at 
breakfast,  each  his  Milton  in  his  pocket,  let  us 
collect  all  the  graver  faults  we  can  lay  our  hands 
upon,  without  a  too  minute  and  troublesome 
research ;  not  in  the  spirit  of  Johnson,  but  in 
our  own. 

Landor.  That  is,  abasing  our  eyes  in  reverence 
to  so  great  a  man,  but  without  closing  them.  The 
beauties  of  his  poetry  we  may  omit  to  notice,  if  we 
can  :  but  where  the  crowd  claps  the  hands,  it  will 
be  difficult  for  us  always  to  refrain.  Johnson,  I 
think,  has  been  charged  unjustly  with  expressing 
too  freely  and  inconsiderately  the  blemishes  of 
Milton.  There  are  many  more  of  them  than  he 
has  noticed. 

Southey.  If  we  add  any  to  the  number,  and  the 
literary  world  hears  of  it,  we  shall  raise  an  outcry 
from  hundreds  who  never  could  see  either  his 
excellences  or  his  defects,  and  from  several  who 
never  have  perused  the  noblest  of  his  writings. 

Landor.  It  may  be  boyish  and  mischievous, 
but  I  acknowledge  I  have  sometimes  felt  a  plea- 
sure in  irritating,  by  the  cast  of  a  pebble,  those 
who  stretch  forward  to  the  full  extent  of  the  chain 
their  open  and  frothy  mouths  against  me.  I  shall 
seize  upon  this  conjecture  of  yours,  and  say  every- 
thing that  comes  into  my  head  on  the  subject. 
Beside  which,  if  any  collateral  thoughts  should 
spring  up,  I  may  throw  them  in  also  ;  as  you  per- 
ceive I  have  frequently  done  in  my  Imaginary 
Conversations,  and  as  we  always  do  in  real  ones. 

Sowthey.  When  we  adhere  to  one  point,  what- 
ever the  form,  it  should  rather  be  called  a  disqui- 
sition than  a  conversation.  Most  writers  of  dia- 
logue take  but  a  single  stride  into  questions  the 
most  abstruse,  and  collect  a  heap  of  arguments  to 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOR. 


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be  blown  away  by  the  bloated  whiffs  of  some 
rhetorical  charlatan,  tricked  out  in  a  multipli- 
city of  ribbons  for  the  occasion. 

Before  we  open  the  volume  of  poetry,  let  me 
confess  to  you  I  admire  his  prose  less  than 
you  do. 

Landor.  Probably  because  you  dissent  more 
widely  from  the  opinions  it  conveys :  for  those 
who  are  displeased  with  anything  are  unable  to 
confine  the  displeasure  to  one  spot.  We  dislike 
everything  a  little  when  we  dislike  anything 
much.  It  must  indeed  be  admitted  that  his  prose 
is  often  too  latinized  and  stiff.  But  I  prefer  his 
heavy  cut  velvet,  with  its  ill-placed  Roman  fibula, 
to  the  spangled  gauze  and  gummed-on  flowers 
and  puffy  flounces  of  our  present  street-walking 
literature.  So  do  you,  I  am  certain. 

Southey.  Incomparably.  But  let  those  who 
have  gone  astray,  keep  astray,  rather  than  bring 
Milton  into  disrepute  by  pushing  themselves  into 
his  company  and  imitating  his  manner.  As  some 
men  conceive  that  if  their  name  is  engraven  in 
gothic  letters,  with  several  superfluous,  it  denotes 
antiquity  of  family,  so  do  others  that  a  congestion 
of  words  swept  together  out  of  a  corner,  and  dry 
chopped  sentences  which  turn  the  mouth  awry  in 
reading,  make  them  look  like  original  thinkers. 
Milton  is  none  of  these  :  and  his  language  is  never 
a  patchwork.  We  find  daily,  in  almost  every 
book  we  open,  expressions  which  are  not  English, 
never  were,  and  never  will  be  :  for  the  writers  are 
by  no  means  of  sufficiently  high  rank  to  be 
masters  of  the  mint.  To  arrive  at  this  distinction, 
it  is  not  enough  to  scatter  in  all  directions  bold, 
hazardous,  undisciplined  thoughts  :  there  must  be 
lordly  and  commanding  ones,  with  a  full  esta- 
blishment of  well-appointed  expressions  adequate 
to  their  maintenance. 

Occasionally  I  have  been  dissatisfied  with 
Milton,  because  in  my  opinion  that  is  ill  said  in 
prose  which  can  be  said  more  plainly.  Not  so  in 
poetry :  if  it  were,  much  of  Pindar  and  uEschy- 
lus,  and  no  little  of  Dante,  would  be  censurable. 

Landor.  Acknowledge  that  he  whose  poetry  I 
am  holding  in  my  hand  is  free  from  every  false 
ornament  in  his  prose,  unless  a  few  bosses  of 
latinity  may  be  called  so;  and  I  am  ready  to 
admit  the  full  claims  of  your  favourite  South. 
Acknowledge  that,  heading  all  the  forces  of  our 
language,  he  was  the  great  antagonist  of  every 
great  monster  which  infested  our  country ;  and  he 
disdained  to  trim  his  lion-skin  with  lace.  No 
other  English  writer  has  equalled  Raleigh,  Hooker, 
and  Milton,  in  the  loftier  parts  of  their  works. 

Southey.  But  Hooker  and  Milton,  you  allow, 
are  sometimes  pedantic.  In  Hooker  there  is 
nothing  so  elevated  as  there  is  in  Raleigh. 

Landor.  Neither  he,  however,  nor  any  modern, 
nor  any  ancient,  has  attained  to  that  summit  on 
which  the  sacred  ark  of  Milton  strikes  and  rests. 
Reflections,  such  as  we  indulged  in  onthe  borders  of 
the  Larius,  come  over  me  here  again.  Perhaps  from 
the  very  sod  where  you  are  sitting,  the  poet  in  his 
youth  sate  looking  at  the  Sabrina  he  was  soon>  to 


celebrate.  There  is  pleasure  in  the  sight  of  a 
glebe  which  never  has  been  broken ;  but  it  de- 
lights me  particularly  in  those  places  where  great 
men  have  been  before.  I  do  not  mean  warriors  : 
for  extremely  few  among  the  most  remarkable  of 
them  will  a  considerate  man  call  great :  but  poets 
and  philosophers  and  philanthropists,  the  orna- 
ments of  society,  the  charmers  of  solitude,  the 
warders  of  civilisation,  the  watchmen  at  the  gate 
which  Tyranny  would  batter  down,  and  the 
healers  of  those  wounds  which  she  left  festering 
in  the  field.  And  now,  to  reduce  this  demon  into 
its  proper  toad-shape  again,  and  to  lose  sight  of  it, 
open  your  Paradise  Lost. 

Southey.  Shall  we  begin  with  it  immediately  ? 
or  shall  we  listen  a  little  while  to  the  woodlark  ] 
He  seems  to  know  what  we  are  about ;  for  there 
is  a  sweetness,  a  variety,  and  a  gravity  in  his 
cadences,  befitting  the  place  and  theme.  An- 
other time  we  might  afford  the  whole  hour  to  him. 

Landor.  The  woodlark,  the  nightingale,  and 
the  ringdove,  have  made  me  idle  for  many,  even 
when  I  had  gone  into  the  fields  on  purpose  to 
gather  fresh  materials  for  composition.  A  little 
thing  turns  me  from  one  idleness  to  another.  More 
than  once,  when  I  have  taken  out  my  pencil  to 
fix  an  idea  on  paper,  the  smell  of  the  cedar,  held 
by  me  unconsciously  across  the  nostrils,  hath  so 
absorbed  the  senses,  that  what  I  was  about  to 
write  down  has  vanished,  altogether  and  irreco- 
verably. This  vexed  me ;  for  although  we  may 
improve  a  first  thought,  and  generally  do,  yet  if 
we  lose  it,  we  seldom  or  never  can  find  another 
so  good  to  replace  it.  The  latter-math  has  less 
substance,  succulence,  and  fragrance,  than  the 
summer  crop.  I  dare  not  trust  my  memory  for  a 
moment  with  anything  of  my  own :  it  is  more 
faithful  in  storing  up  what  is  another's.  But  am 
I  not  doing  at  this  instant  something  like  what  I 
told  you  about  the  pencil  ?  If  the  loss  of  my  own 
thoughts  vexed  me,  how  much  more  will  the  loss 
of  yours !  Now  pray  begin  in  good  earnest. 

Southey.  Before  we  pursue  the  details  of  a  poem, 
it  is  customary  to  look  at  it  as  a  whole,  and  to 
consider  what  is  the  scope  and  tendency,  or  what 
is  usually  called  the  moral.  But  surely  it  is  a 
silly  and  stupid  business  to  talk  mainly  about  the 
moral  of  a  poem,  unless  it  professedly  be  a  fable. 
A  good  epic,  a  good  tragedy,  a  good  comedy,  will 
inculcate  several.  Homer  does  not  represent  the 
anger  of  Achilles  as  being  fatal  or  disastrous  to 
that  hero;  which  would  be  what  critics  call 
poetical  justice.  But  he  demonstrates  in  the 
greater  part  of  the  Iliad  the  evil  effects  of  arbi- 
trary power,  in  alienating  an  elevated  soul  from 
the  cause  of  his  country.  In  the  Odyssea  he  shows 
that  every  obstacle  yields  to  constancy  and  per- 
severance :  yet  he  does  not  propose  to  show  it  : 
and  there  are  other  morals  no  less  obvious.  Why 
should  the  machinery  of  the  longest  poem  be  drawn 
out  to  establish  an  obvious  truth,  which  a  single 
verse  would  exhibit  more  plainly,  and  impress 
more  memorably?  Both  in  epic  and  dramatic 
poetry  it  is  action,  and  not  moral,  that  is  first 


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demanded.  The  feelings  and  exploits  of  the 
principal  agent  should  excite  the  principal  inte- 
rest The  two  greatest  of  human  compositions 
are  here  defective  :  I  mean  the  Iliad  and  Para- 
dise Lost.  Agamemnon  is  leader  of  the  confede- 
rate Greeks  before  Troy,  to  avenge  the  cause  of 
Menelaus :  yet  not  only  Achilles  and  Diomed  on 
his  side,  but  Hector  and  Sarpedon  on  the  opposite, 
interest  us  more  than  the '  king  of  men,'  the  avenger, 
or  than  his  brother,  the  injured  prince,  about 
whom  they  all  are  fighting.  In  the  Paradise  Lost 
no  principal  character  seems  to  have  been  in- 
tended. There  is  neither  truth  nor  wit  however 
in  saying  that  Satan  is  hero  of  the  piece,  unless, 
as  is  usually  the  case  in  human  life,  he  is  the 
greatest  hero  who  gives  the  widest  sway  to  the 
worst  passions.  It  is  Adam  who  acts  and  suffers 
most,  and  on  whom  the  consequences  have  most 
influence.  This  constitutes  him  the  main  cha- 
racter; although  Eve  is  the  more  interesting, 
Satan  the  more  energetic,  and  on  whom  the  greater 
force  of  poetry  is  displayed.  The  Creator  and  his 
angels  are  quite  secondary. 

Landor.  Must  we  not  confess  that  every  epic 
hitherto  has  been  defective  in  plan  ;  and  even  that 
each,  until  the  time  of  Tasso,  was  more  so  than  its 
predecessor  ?  Such  stupendous  genius,  so  much 
fancy,  so  much  eloquence,  so  much  vigour  of  intel- 
lect, never  were  united  as  in  Paradise  Lost.  Yet 
it  is  neither  so  correct  nor  so  varied  as  the  Iliad, 
nor,  however  important  the  action,  so  interesting. 
The  moral  itself  is  the  reason  why  it  wearies  even 
those  who  insist  on  the  necessity  of  it.  Founded 
on  an  event  believed  by  nearly  all  nations,  cer- 
tainly by  all  who  read  the  poem,  it  lays  down  a 
principle  which  concerns  every  man's  welfare,  and 
a  fact  which  every  man's  experience  confirms ; 
that  great  and  irremediable  misery  may  arise 
from  apparently  small  offences.  But  will  any  one 
say  that,  in  a  poetical  view,  our  certainty  of  moral 
truth  in  this  position  is  an  equivalent  for  the  un- 
certainty which  of  the  agents  is  what  critics  call 
the  hero  of  the  piece  ] 

Sowthey.  We  are  informed  in  the  beginning  of 
the  Iliad  that  the  poet,  or  the  Muse  for  him,  is 
about  to  sing  the  anger  of  Achilles,  with  the  dis- 
asters it  brought  down  on  the  Greeks.  But  these 
disasters  are  of  brief  continuance,  and  this  anger 
terminates  most  prosperously?  Another  fit  of 
anger,  from  another  motive,  less  ungenerous 
and  less  selfish,  supervenes;  and  Hector  falls 
because  Patroclus  had  fallen.  The  son  of  Peleus, 
whom  the  poet  in  the  beginning  proposed  for  his 
hero,  drops  suddenly  out  of  sight,  abandoning  a 
noble  cause  from  an  ignoble  resentment.  Milton, 
in  regard  to  the  discontinuity  of  agency,  is  in  the 
same  predicament  as  Homer. 

Let  us  now  take  him  more  in  detail.  He  soon 
begins  to  give  the  learned  and  less  obvious  sig- 
nification to  English  words.  In  the  sixth  line, 

That  on  the  secret  top,  &c. 

Here  secret   is  in  the  same   sense   as  Virgil's 
Secretotque  pios,  his  dantem  jura  Catoncm. 


Would  it  not  have  been  better  to  omit  the  fourth 
and  fifth  verses,  as  incumbrances,  and  deadeners  of 
the  harmony  ?  and  for  the  same  reason,  the  four- 
teenth, fifteenth,  and  sixteenth  ? 

That  with  no  middle  flight  intends  to  soar 
Above  the  Aonian  mount,  while  it  pursues 
Things  unattempted  yet  in  prose  or  rhyme. 

Landor.  Certainly  much  better :  for  the  har- 
mony of  the  sentence  is  complete  without  them, 
and  they  make  it  gasp  for  breath.  Supposing  the 
fact  to  be  true,  the  mention  of  it  is  unnecessary 
and  unpoetical.  Little  does  it  become  Milton  to 
run  in  debt  with  Ariosto  for  his 

Cose  non  dette  mai  ne  in  prosa  o  in  rima. 
Prosaic  enough  in  a  rhymed  romance,  for  such  is 
the  Orlando  with  all  its  spirit  and  all  its  beauty, 
and  far  beneath  the  dignity  of  the  epic. 

Southey.  Beside,  it  interrupts  the  intensity  of 
the  poet's  aspiration  in  the  words, 

And  chiefly  thou,  O  Spirit ! 

Again:  I  would  rather  see  omitted  the  five  which 
follow  that  beautiful  line, 

Dovelikc  satst  brooding  on  the  vast  abyss. 

Landor.  The  ear,  however  accustomed  to  the 
rhythm  of  these  sentences,  is  relieved  of  a  burden 
by  rejecting  them  :  and  they  are  not  wanted  for 
anything  they  convey. 

Southey.  I  am  ,  sorry  that  Milton  (V.  34)  did 
not  always  keep  separate  the  sublime  Satan  and 
"  the  infernal  Serpent."  The  thirty-eighth  verse 
is  the  first  hendecasyllabic  in  the  poem.  It  is  much 
to  be  regretted,  I  think,  that  he  admits  this  metre 
into  epic  poetry.  It  is  often  very  efficient  in  the 
dramatic,  at  least  in  Shakspeare,  but  hardly  ever 
in  Milton.  He  indulges  in  it  much  less  fluently  in 
the  Paradise  Lost  than  in  the  Paradise  Regained. 
In  the  seventy-third  verse  he  tells  us  that  the 
rebellious  angels  are 

As  far  removed  from  God  and  light  of  heaven 
As  from  the  centre  thrice  to  the  utmost  pole. 

Not  very  far  for  creatures  who  could  have  mea- 
sured all  that  distance,  and  a  much  greater,  by  a 
single  act  of  the  will. 

V.  188  ends  with  the  word  repair;  191  with 
despair. 

V.  335.    Nor  did  they  not  perceive  the  evil  plight 
In  which  they  were. 

Landor.  We  are  oftener  in  such  evil  plight  of 
foundering  in  the  prosaic   slough  about    your 
neighbourhood  than  in  Bunhill  Fields. 
V.  360.    And  Powers  that  erst  in  heaven  sat  on  thrones. 

Excuse  my  asking  why  you,  and  indeed  most 
poets  in  most  places,  make  a  monosyllable  of 
heaven  ?  I  observe  you  treat  spirit  in  the  same 
manner ;  and  although  not  peril,  yet  perilous.  I 
would  not  insist  at  all  times  on  an  iambic  foot, 
neither  would  I  deprive  these  words  of  their  right 
to  a  participation  in  it. 

Sowthey.  I  have  seized  all  fair  opportunities  of 
introducing  the  tribrachys,  and  these  are  the 
words  that  most  easily  afford  one.  I  have  turned 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOK. 


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over  the  leaves  as  far  as  verse  534,  where  I  wish 
he  had  written  Damascus  (as  he  does  elsewhere) 
for  Damasco,  which  never  was  the  English  appel- 
lation. Beside,  he  sinks  the  last  vowel  in  Meroe 
in  Paradise  Regained,  which  follows ;  and  should 
consistently  have  done  the  same  in  Damasco, 
following  the  practice  of  the  Italian  poets,  which 
certainly  is  better  than  leaving  the  vowels  open 
and  gaping  at  one  another. 

V.  550.    Anon  they  move 
In  perfect  phalanx  to  the  Dorian  mood. 

Thousands  of  years  before  there  were  phalanxes, 
schools  of  music,  or  Dorians. 

Landor.  Never  mind  the  Dorians,  but  look  at 
Satan : 

V.  571.       And  now  his  heart 

Distends  with  pride,  and,  hardening  in  his  strength, 
Glories  I 

What  an  admirable  pause  is  here.     I  wish  he  had 
not  ended  one  verse  with  "  his  heart,"  and  the 
next  with  "  his  strength." 
Southey.  What  think  you  of 

V.  585.    That  small  infantry 
Warred  on  by  cranes. 

Landor.  I  think  he  might  easily  have  turned 
the  flank  of  that  small  infantry.  He  would  have 
done  much  better  by  writing,  not 

For  never  since  created  man 
Met  such  imbodied  force  as  named  with  these 
Could  merit  more  than  that  small  infantry 
Warred  on  by  cranes,  though  all  the  giant-brood,  &c. 

but  leaving  behind  him  also  these  heavy  and 
unserviceable  tumbrils,  it  would  have  been  enough 
to  have  written, 

Never  since  created  man, 
Met  such  imbodied  force ;  though  all  the  brood 
Of  Phlegra  with  the  Heroic  race  were  joined. 

But  where,  in  poetry  or  painting,  shall  we  find 
anything  that  approaches  the  sublimity  of  that 
description,  which  begins  v.  589  and  ends  in  v. 
620  ]  What  an  admirable  pause  at 

Tears  such  as  angels  weep,  burst  forth ! 
V.  542.  But  tempted  our  attempt.  Such  a 
play  on  words  would  be  unbecoming  in  the 
poet's  own  person,  and  even  on  the  lightest  sub- 
ject, but  is  most  injudicious  and  intolerable  in  the 
mouth  of  Satan,  about  to  assail  the  Almighty. 

V.  673.    Undoubted  sign 
That  in  his  womb  was  hid  metallic  ore. 

I  know  not  exactly  which  of  these  words  in- 
duces you  to  raise  your  eyes  above  the  book  and 
cast  them  on  me  :  perhaps  both.  It  was  hardly 
worth  his  while  to  display  in  this  place  his  know- 
ledge of  mineralogy,  or  his  recollection  that  Virgil, 
in  the  wooden  horse  before  Troy,  had  said, 

Uterumque  armato  milite  eomplent. 
and  that  some  modern  poets  had  followed  him. 

Southey. 

V.  675.    As  when  bands 
Of  pioneers,  with  spade  and  pick-axe  armed, 
Fore-run  the  royal  camp  to  trench  a  field 
Or  cast  a  rampart. 

Nothing  is  gained  to  the  celestial  host  by  com- 


paring  it  with  the  terrestrial.  Angels  are  not 
promoted  by  brigading  with  sappers  and  miners. 
Here  we  are  entertained  (V.  722)  with 

Dulcet  symphonies  .  .  and  voices  sweet, 

among  "  pilasters  and  Doric  pillars." 
V.  745  is  that  noble  one  on  Vulcan,  who 
Dropt  from  the  zenith  like  a  falling  star. 

Landor.   The  six  following  are  quite  super- 
fluous.    Instead  of  stopping  where  the  pause  is  so 
natural  and  so  necessary,  he  carries  the  words  on, 
Dropt  from  the  zenith,  like  a  falling  star, 
On  Lemnos,  the  JEgean  isle.    Thus  they  relate, 
Erring  ;  for  he,  with  this  rebellious  rout, 
Fell  long  before ;  nor  aught  avail'd  him  now 
To  have  built  in  Heaven  high  towers,  nor  did  he  scape 
By  all  his  engines,  but  was  headlong  scut 
With  his  industrious  crew  to  build  in  hell. 

My  good  Milton  !  why  in  a  passion  1  If  he  was 
sent  to  build  in  hell,  and  did  build  there,  give 
the  Devil  his  due,  and  acknowledge  that  on  this 
one  occasion  he  ceased  to  be  rebellious. 

Southey.  The  verses  are  insufferable  stuff,  and 
would  be  ill  placed  anywhere. 

Landor.  Let  me  remark  that  in  my  copy  I  find 
a  hyphen  before  the  first  letter  in  scape. 
Southey.  The  same  in  mine. 
Landor.  Scaped  is  pointed  in  the  same  manner 
at  the  beginning  of  the  fourth  book.  But  Milton 
took  the  word  directly  from  the  Italian  scappare, 
and  committed  no  mutilation.  We  do  not  always 
think  it  necessary  to  make  the  sign  of  an  elision 
in  its  relatives,  as  appears  by  scape-grace.  In  v.  752 
what  we  write  herald  he  more  properly  writes 
harald;  in  the  next  sovran  equally  so,  following 
the  Italian  rather  than  the  French. 

Southey.  At  verse  769  we  come  to  a  series 
of  twenty  lines,  which,  excepting  the  metamor- 
phosis of  the  Evil  Angels,  would  be  delightful  in 
any  other  situation.  The  poem  is  much  better 
without  these.  And  in  these  verses  I  think  there 
are  two  whole  ones  and  two  hemistics  which  you 
would  strike  out : 

As  bees 

In  spring-time,  when  the  sun  with  Taurus  rides, 
Pour  forth  their  populous  youth  about  the  hive 
In  clusters :  they  among  fresh  dews  and  flowers 
Fly  to  and  fro,  or  on  the  stnoothened  plank, 
The  suburb  of  their  straw-built  citadel, 
New  rubbed  with  balm,  expatiate  and  confer 
Their  state  affairs.    So  thick  the  aery  crowd,  &c. 

Landor.  I  should  be  sorry  to  destroy  the  suburb 
of  the  straw-built  citadel,  or  even  to  remove  the 
smoothened  plank,  if  I  found  them  in  any  other 
place.  Neither  the  harmony  of  the  sentence,  nor 
the  propriety  and  completeness  of  the  simile,  would 
suffer  by  removing  all  between  "  to  and  fro,"  and 
"so  thick,"  &c.  But  I  wish  I  had  not  been  called 
upon  to  "  Behold  a  wonder." 
Southey.  (Book  II. ) 

High  on  a  throne  of  royal  state,  which  far 
Outshone  the  wealth  of  Ormus  and  of  Ind, 
Or  where  the  gorgeous  east,  &c. 

Are  not  Ormus  and  Ind  within  the  gorgeous 
East  ?  If  so,  would  not  the  sense  be  better  if  he 


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had  written,  instead  of  "  Or  where,"  "  Tliere 
where." 

Landor.  Certainly. 

Souihey.  Turn  over,  if  you  please,  another  two 
or  three  pages,  and  tell  me  whether  in  your 
opinion  the  150th  verse, 

In  the  wide  womb  of  uncreated  night, 
might  not  also  have  been  omitted  advantageously. 

Landor.  The  sentence  is  long  enough  and  full 
enough  without  it,  and  the  omission  would  cause 
no  visible  gap. 

Southey. 

V.  226.  Thus  Belial,  with  words  clothed  in  reason's  garb, 
Counsel'd  ignoble  eate  and  peaceful  tloth, 
Not  peace. 

These  words  are  spoken  by  the  poet  in  his  own 
person;  very  improperly  :  they  would  have  suited 
the  character  of  any  fallen  angel;  but  the  reporter 
of  the  occurrence  ought  not  to  have  delivered 
such  a  sentence. 

V.  299.  Which  when  Beelzebub  perceived  (than  whom, 
Satan  except,  none  higher  sat)  with  grave 
Aspect  he  rose,  and  in  his  rising  seemed 
A  pillar  of  state.    Deep  on  his  front  engraven 
Deliberation  sat  and  public  care ; 
And  princely  counsel  in  his  face  yet  shone 
Majestic,  though  in  ruin  :  sage  he  stood, 
With  Atlantean  shoulders,  fit  to  bear 
The  weight  of  mightiest  monarchies. 

Often  and  often  have  these  verses  been  quoted, 
without  a  suspicion  how  strangely  the  corporeal 
is  substituted  for  the  moral.  However  Atlantean 
his  shoulders  might  be,  the  weight  of  monarchies 
could  no  more  be  supported  by  them  than  by 
the  shoulders  of  a  grasshopper.  The  verses  are 
sonorous,  but  they  are  unserviceable  as  an  incan- 
tation to  make  a  stout  figure  look  like  a  pillar  of 
state. 

Landor.  "We  have  seen  pillars  of  state  which 
made  no  figure  at  all,  and  which  are  quite  as  mis- 
placed as  Milton's.  But  seriously ;  the  pillar's 
representative,  if  any  figure  but  a  metaphorical 
one  could  represent  him,  would  hardly  be  brought 
to  represent  the  said  pillar  by  rising  up ;  as, 

Beelzebub  in  his  rising  seem'd,  &c. 
His  fondness  for  latinisms  induces  him  to  write, 
V.  329.  What  sit  we  then  projecting  peace  and  war  ? 

For  "  Why  sit  we  ?"  as  quid  for  cur.  To  my  ear 
What  sit  sounds  less  pleasingly  than  why  sit. 

I  have  often  wished  that  Cicero,  who  so  delighted 
in  harmonious  sentences,  and  was  so  studious  of 
the  closes,  could  have  heard, 

V.  353.    So  was  his  will 
Pronounced  among  the  Gods,  and,  by  an  oath 
That  shook  heaven' t  whole  circumference,  confirm'd. 

Although  in  the  former  part  of  the  sentence  two 
cadences  are  the  same. 

So  was  his  will, 
And  by  an  oath. 

This  is  unhappy.  But  at  402  bursts  forth  again 
such  a  torrent  of  eloquence  as  there  is  nowhere 


else  in  the  regions  of  poetry,  although  strict  and 
thick,  in  v.  402,  sound  unpleasantly. 
V.  594.    The  parching  wind 
Burns  frore,  and  cold  per/ormt  the  effect  of  fire  ! 

The  latter  part  of  this  verse  is  redundant,  and 
ruinous  to  the  former. 

Southey.  Milton,  like  Dante,  has  mixed  the 
Greek  mythology  with  the  Oriental.  To  hinder 
the  damned  from  tasting  a  single  drop  of  the 
Lethe  they  axe  ferried  over, 

V.  604.  Meduta  with  Gorgonian  terror  guards 
The  ford. 

It  is  strange  that  until  now  they  never  had 
explored  the  banks  of  the  other  four  infernal 
rivers. 

Landor.  It  appears  to  me  that  his  imitation  of 
Shakspeare, 

From  beds  of  raging  fire  to  starve  in  ice, 
is  feeble.  Never  was  poet  so  little  made  to  imi- 
tate another.  Whether  he  imitates  a  good  or  a 
bad  one,  the  offence  of  his  voluntary  degradation 
is  punished  in  general  with  ill  success.  Shaks- 
peare, on  the  contrary,  touches  not  even  a  worth- 
less thing  but  he  renders  it  precious. 

Souihey.  To  continue  the  last  verse  I  was 
reading, 

And  of  itself  the  water  flies 
All  taste  of  living  wight,  as  once  it  fled 
The  lip  of  Tantalus. 

No  living  wight  had  ever  attempted  to  taste  it ; 
nor  was  it  this  water  that  fled  the  lip  of  Tantalus 
at  any  time ;  least  of  all  can  we  imagine  that  it 
had  already  fled  it.  In  the  description  of  Sin 
and  Death,  and  Satan's  interview  with  them, 
there  is  a  wonderful  vigour  of  imagination  and 
of  thought,  with  such  sonorous  verse  as  Milton 
alone  was  capable  of  composing.  But  there  is 
also  much  of  what  is  odious  and  intolerable.  The 
terrific  is  then  sublime,  and  then  only,  when  it 
fixes  you  in  the  midst  of  all  your  energies,  and 
not  when  it  weakens,  nauseates,  and  repels  you. 

V.  678.    God  and  his  son  except, 
Created  thing  not  valued  he. 

This  is  not  the  only  time  when  he  has  used  such 
language,  evidently  with  no  other  view  than  to 
defend  it  by  his  scholarship.  But  no  authority 
can  vindicate  what  is  false,  and  no  ingenuity  can 
explain  what  is  absurd.  You  have  remarked  it 
already  in  the  Imaginary  Conversations,  referring 
to 

The  fairett  of  her  daughter!,  Eve. 

There  is  something  not  dissimilar  in  the  form 
of  expression,  when  we  find  on  a  sepulchral  stone 
the  most  dreadful  of  denunciations  against  any 
who  should  violate  it. 

Ultimus  suum  moriatur. 

Landor.  I  must  now  be  the  reader.  It  is  im- 
possible to  refuse  the  ear  its  satisfaction  at 

Thus  roving  on 

In  confused  march  forlorn,  the  adventurous  bands 
With  shuddering  horror  pale  and  eyes  aghast, 
View'd  first  their  lamentable  lot,  and  found 
No  rest.    Through  many  a  dark  and  dreary  vale 
They  past,  and  many  a  region  dolorous ; 


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O'er  many  a  frozen,  many  a  fiery  Alp, 

Bocks,  caves,  lakes,  fens,  bogs,  dens,  and  shades  of 

death, 
A  universe  of  death. 

Now  who  would  not  rather  have  forfeited  an 
estate,  than  that  Milton  should  have  ended  BO 
deplorably, 

Which  God  by  curse 

Created  e\il,/or  evil  only  good, 

Where  all  life  dies,  death,  lives. 

Southey.  How  Ovidian !  This  book  would  be 
greatly  improved,  not  merely  by  the  rejection  of 
a  couple  such  as  these,  but  by  the  whole  from 
verse  647  to  verse  1007.  The  number  would  still 
be  705 ;  fewer  by  only  sixty-four  than  the  first 
would  be  after  its  reduction. 

Verses  1088  and  1089  could  be  spared.  Satan 
but  little  encouraged  his  followers  by  reminding 
them  that,  if  they  took  the  course  he  pointed 
out,  they  were 

So  much  the  nearer  danger, 

nor  was  it  necessary  to  remind  them  of  the 
obvious  fact  by  saying, 

Havoc  and  spoil  and  ruin  are  my  gain. 

Landor.  In  the  third  book  the  Invocation 
extends  to  fifty-five  verses ;  of  these  however  there 
are  only  two  which  you  would  expunge.  He  says 
to  the  Holy  Light, 

But  thou 

Revisit'st  not  these  eyes,  that  toil  in  vain 
To  find  thy  piercing  ray,  and  find  no  dawn, 
So  thick  a  drop  serene  hath  quencht  their  orbs, 
Or  dim  suffusion  veiled.    Yet  not  the  more,  &c. 

The  fantastical  Latin  expression  gutta  serena,  for 
amaurosis,  was  never  received  under  any  form 
into  our  language,  and  a  thick  drop  serene  would 
be  nonsense  in  any.  I  think  every  reader  would 
be  contented  with 

To  find  thy  piercing  ray.    Yet  not  the  more 
Cease  I  to  wander  where  the  Muses  haunt,  &c. 

Southey.  Pope  is  not  highly  reverent  to  Milton, 
or  to  God  the  Father,  whom  he  calls  a  school 
divine.  The  doctrines,  in  this  place  (V.  80)  more 
scripturally  than  poetically  laid  down,  are  apos- 
tolic. But  Pope  was  unlikely  to  know  it;  for 
while  he  was  a  papist  he  was  forbidden  to  read 
the  Holy  Scriptures,  and  when  he  ceased  to  be  a 
papist,  he  threw  them  overboard  and  clung  to 
nothing.  The  fixedness  of  his  opinions  may  be 
estimated  by  his  having  written  at  the  com- 
mencement of  his  Essay,  first, 

A  mighty  maze,  a  maze  without  a  plan, 

And  then, 

A  mighty  maze,  but  not  without  a  plan. 

After  the  seventy-sixth  verse  I  wish  the  poet  had 
abstained  from  writing  all  the  rest  until  we  come 
to  345  :  and  that  after  the  382d  from  all  that 
precede  the  418th.  Again,  all  between  462  and 
497.  This  about  the  Fool's  Paradise, 

The  indulgences,  dispenses,  pardons,  hulls, 
is  too  much  in   the  manner  of  Dante,  whose 
poetry,  admirable  as  it  often  is,  is  at  all  times 
very  far  removed  from  the  dramatic  and  the  epic. 


Landor.  Yerse  586  is  among  the  few  inhar- 
monious in  this  poem. 

Shoots  invisible  virtue  even  to  the  deep, 
There  has  lately  sprung  up  among  us  a  Vulcan- 
descended  body  of  splay-foot  poets,  who,  unwilling 
Incudi  reddere  versus, 

or  unable  to  hammer  them  into  better  shape  and 
more  solidity,  tell  us  how  necessary  it  is  to  shovel 
in  the  dust  of  a  discord  now  and  then.  But 
Homer  and  Sophocles  and  Virgil  could  do 
without  it. 

What  a  beautiful  expression  is  there  in  v.  546, 
which  I  do  not  remember  that  any  critic  has 
noticed, 

Obtains  the  brow  of  some  high-climbing  hill. 

Here  the  hill  itself  is  instinct  with  life  and 
activity. 

V.  574.  "  But  up  or  down"  in  "  longitude"  are 
not  worth  the  parenthesis. 

V.  109. 

Farewell  remorse  !  all  good  to  me  is  lost. 

Nothing  more  surprises  me  in  Milton  than  that 
his  ear  should  have  endured  this  verse. 

Southey.  How  admirably  contrasted  with  the 
malignant  spirit  of  Satan,  in  all  its  intensity,  is 
the  scene  of  Paradise  which  opens  at  verse  131. 
The  change  comes  naturally  and  necessarily  to 
accomplish  the  order  of  events. 

The  Fourth  Book  contains  several  imperfec- 
tions. The  six  verses  after  166  efface  the  delightful 
impression  we  had  just  received. 

At  one  slight  bound  high  overleapt  all  bound. 
Such    a    play   on  words,    so    grave  a  pun,   is 
unpardonable ;  and  such  a  prodigious  leap  is  ill 
represented  by  the  feat  of  a  wolf  in  a  sheepfold ; 
and  still  worse  by 

A  thief  bent  to  unhoard  the  cash 
Of  some  rich  burgher,  whose  substantial  doors, 
Cross-barr'd  and  bolted  fast,  fear  no  assault, 
In  at  the  window  climbs,  or  o'er  the  tiles. 

Landor.  This  "  in  at  the  window"  is  very  un- 
like the  "  bound  high  above  all  bound  :"  and 
climbing  "  o'er  the  tiles"  is  the  practice  of  a  more 
deliberate  burglar. 

So  since  into  his  church  lewd  hirelings  climb. 
I  must  leave  the  lewd  hirelings  where  I  find 
them  ;  they  are  too  many  for  me.    I  would  gladly 
have  seen  omitted  all  between  v.  160  and  205. 
Southey. 

Betwixt  them  lawns  or  level  downs,  and  flocks 
Grazing  the  tender  herb. 

There  had  not  yet  been  time  for  flocks,  or  even 
for  one  flock. 

Landor.  At  two  hundred  and  ninety-seven 
commences  a  series  of  verses  so  harmonious,  that 
my  ear  is  impatient  of  any  other  poetry  for  seve- 
ral days  after  I  have  read  them.  I  mean  those 
which  begin, 

For  contemplation  he  and  valour  formed, 
For  softness  she  and  sweet  attractive  grace, 

and  ending  with, 

And  sweet,  reluctant,  amorous,  delay. 


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Southey.  Here  indeed  is  the  triumph  of  our 
language,  and  I  should  say  of  our  poetry,  if,  in 
your  preference  of  Shakspeare,  you  could  endure 
my  saying  it.  But,  since  we  seek  faults  rather 
than  beauties  this  morning,  tell  me  whether  you 
are  quite  contented  with, 

She,  as  a  veil,  down  to  the  slender  waist 
Her  unadorned  golden  tresses  wore, 
Dishevel'd,  but  in  wanton  ringlets  waved 
As  the  vine  curls  her  tendrils ;  which  implied 
Subjection,  but  required  with  gentle  iteay, 
And  by  her  yielded,  by  him  bett  received. 

Landor.  Stopping  there,  you  break  the  link 
of  harmony  just  above  the  richest  jewel  that 
Poetry  ever  wore : 

Yielded  with  coy  submission,  modest  pride, 
And  sweet,  reluctant,  amorous,  delay. 
I  would  rather  have  written  these  two  lines 
than  all  the  poetry  that  has  been  written  since 
Milton's  time  in  all  the  regions  of  the  earth. 
We  shall  see  again  things  equal  in  their  way  to 
the  best  of  them :  but  here  the  sweetest  of  images 
and  sentiments  is  seized  and  carried  far  away 
from  all  pursuers.  Never  tell  me,  what  I  think 
is  already  on  your  lips,  that  the  golden  tresses  in 
their  wanton  ringlets  implied  nothing  like  sub- 
jection. Take  away,  if  you  will, 

And  by  her  yielded,  by  him  best  received, 
and  all  until  you  come  to, 

Under  a  tuft  of  shade. 

Southey.  In  verse  388  I  wish  he  had  employed 
some  other  epithet  for  innocence  than  harmless. 
Verses  620  and  621  might  be  spared. 
While  other  animals  inactive  range, 
And  of  their  doings  God  takes  no  account. 
V.  660.  Daughter  of  God  and  man,  accomplisht  Eve  ! 
Surely  she  was  not  daughter  of  man :  and  of 
all  the  words  that  Milton  has  used  in  poetry  or 
prose,  this  accomplisht  is  the  worst.    In  his  time 
it  had  already  begun  to  be  understood  in  the 
sense  it  bears  at  present. 

Verse  674.    "These,   then,  tho'"   .     .    harsh 
sounds  so  near  together. 
V.  700. 

Motaic  ;  underfoot  the  violet, 
Crocus,  and  hyacinth,  with  rich  inlay 
Broidered  the  ground,  more  coloured  than  with  stone 
Of  costliest  emblem. 

The  broidery  and  mosaic  should  not  be  set  quite 
so  closely  and  distinctly  before  our  eyes.  I  think 
the  passage  might  be  much  improved  by  a  few 
defalcations.  Let  me  read  it : 

The  roof 

Of  thickest  covert  was  inwoven  shade, 
Laurel  and  myrtle,  and  what  higher  grew 
Of  firm  and  fragrant  leaf  ;  the  violet, 
Crocus,  and  hyacinth. 

I  dare  not  handle  the  embroidery.    Is  not  this 
sufficiently  verbose  ? 

Landor.  Quite. 

Southey.  Yet,  if  you  look  into  your  book  again, 
you  will  find  a  gap  as  wide  as  the  bank  on  either 
side  of  it : 

On  either  side 
Acanthus  and  each  odorous  bushy  shrub 


Fenced  up  the  verdant  wall ;  each  beauteous  flower, 

Iris  all  hues,  roses  and  jessamin 

Reared  high  tbeirjlourished  heads  between,  and  wrought 

Motaic. 

He  had  before  told  us  that  there  was  every  tree 
of  fragrant  leaf:  we  wanted  not  "  each  odorous 
shrub ;"  nor  can  we  imagine  how  it  fenced  up  a 
verdant  wall :  it  constituted  one  itself;  one  very 
unlike  anything  else  in  Paradise,  and  more  re- 
sembling the  topiary  artifices  which  had  begun 
to  flourish  in  France.  Here  is  indeed  an  exu- 
berance, and  "  a  wanton  growth  that  mocks  our 
scant  manuring." 

In  shadier  bower 

More  sacred  and  sequestered,  though  but/eign'd, 

Pan  or  Sylvanus  never  slept.  V.  705. 

He  takes  especial  heed  to  guard  us  against  the 
snares  of  Paganism,  at  the  expense  of  his  poetry. 
In  Italian  books,  as  you  remember,  where  Fate, 
Fortune,  Pan,  Apollo,  or  any  mythological  per- 
sonage is  named  incidentally,  notice  is  given  at 
the  beginning  that  no  harm  is  intended  thereby 
to  the  Holy  Catholic-Apostolic  religion.  But 
harm  is  done  on  this  occasion,  where  it  is  intended 
just  as  little. 

On  him  who  had  stole  Jove's  authentic  fire. 
This  is  a  very  weak  and  unsatisfactory  verse. 
By  one  letter  it  may  be  much  improved  .  .  stolen, 
which  also  has  the  advantage  of  rendering  it 
grammatical.     The  word  who  coalesces  with  Imd. 
Of  such  coalescences  the  poetry  of  Milton  is  full. 
In  five  consecutive  lines  you  find  three. 
Thee  only  extolled,  son  of  thy  father's  might 
To  execute  his  vengeance  on  his  foes, 
Not  so  on  man  ;  him  through  their  malice  fallen. 
Father  of  mercy  and  grace  thou  didst  not  doom 
So  strictly,  but  much  more  to  pity  inclined. 

V.  722. 

The  God  that  made  loth  sky,  air,  earth,  and  heaven. 

Both  must  signify  two  things  or  persons,  and 
never  can  signify  more. 

From  v.  735  I  would  willingly  see  all  removed 
until  we  come  to, 

Hail  wedded  love ! 

After  these  eight  I  would  reject  thirteen. 
In  v.  73  and  74  there  is  an  unfortunate  recur- 
rence of  sound : 

The  flowery  roof 

Showered  roses  which  the  morn  repaired.  Sleep  on 
Blest  pair! 

and  somewhat  worse  in  the  continuation, 

And  O  yet  happiest,  if  ye  seek 
No  happier  state,  and  know  to  know  no  more. 

Five  similar  sounds  in  ten  syllables,  beside  the 
affectation  of  "  know  to  know." 

V.  780.    To  their  night  watches  in  warlike  parade. 
Is  not  only  a  slippery  verse  in  the  place  where 
it  stands,  but  is  really  a  verse  of  quite  another 
metre.    And  I  question  whether  you  are  better 
satisfied  with  the  word  parade. 

V.  813.    As  when  a  spark 
Lights  on  a  heap  of  nitrous  powder,  lni<l 
Fit  for  the  tun,  tome  magazine  to  ttore 
Against  a  rumoured  war. 

Its  fitness  for  the  tun  and  its  convenience  for 


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the  magazine,  adapt  it  none  the  better  to  poetry. 
Would  there  be  any  detriment  to  the  harmony  or 
the  expression  if  we  skip  over  that  verse,  reading, 

Stored 
Against  a  rumoured  war  ? 

Landor.  No  harm  to  either.    The  verses  333  and 
334 1  perceive  have  the  same  cesura,  and  precisely 
that  which  rhyme  chooses  in  preference,  and  Mil- 
ton in  his  blank  verse  admits  the  least  frequently. 
A  faithful  leader,  not  to  hazard  all, 
Through  ways  of  danger  by  himself  untrjed. 

Presently  what  a  flagellation  he  inflicts  on  the 

traitor  Monk ! 

To  say  and  straight  unsay,  pretending  first 
Wise  to  fly  pain,  professing  next  the  spy, 
Argues  no  leader,  but  a  liar  traced. 

When  he  loses  his  temper  he  loses  his  poetry, 
in  this  place  and  most  others.  But  such  coarse 
hemp  and  wire  were  well  adapted  to  the  stript 
shoulders  they  scourged. 

Satan  !  and  couldst  thou  fa/tlifitl  add  ?    O  name  ! 

O  sacred  name  of  faithfulness  profaned ! 

Faithful !  to  whom  ?  to  thy  rebellious  crew  ? 

Army  of  fiends,  fit  body  to  fit  head, 

Was  this  your  discipline  and  faith  engaged  ? 

Your  military  obedience,  to  dissolve 

Allegiance  to  the  acknowledged  Power  supreme  ? 

And  thou,  sly  hypocrite,  who  now  wouldst  seem 

Patron  of  liberty,  who  more  than  thou 

Once  fawned  and  cringed  ? 

You  noticed  the  rhyme  of  supreme  and  seem. 
Great  heed  should  be  taken  against  this  grievous 
fault,  not  only  in  the  final  syllables  of  blank  verse, 
but  also  in  the  cesuras.  In  our  blank  verse  it  is 
less  tolerable  than  in  the  Latin  heroic,  where  Ovid 
and  Lucretius,  and  Virgil  himself,  are  not  quite 
exempt  from  it. 

Southey.  It  is  very  amusing  to  read  Johnson 
for  his  notions  of  harmony.  He  quotes  these 
exquisite  verses,  and  says,  "  There  are  two  lines 
in  this  passage  more  remarkably  inharmonious." 

This  delicious  place, 

For  us  too  large,  where  thy  abundance  wants 
Partakers,  and  uncropt/aW.«  to  the  ground. 

There  are  few  so  dull  as  to  be  incapable  of  per- 
ceiving the  beauty  of  the  rhythm  in  the  last. 
Johnson  goes  out  of  his  way  to  censure  the  best 
thought  and  the  best  verse  in  Cowley. 

And  the  soft  wings  of  Peace  cover  him  round. 

Certainly  it  is  not  iambic  where  he  wishes  it  to 
be.  Milton,  like  the  Italian  poets,  was  rather  too 
fond  of  this  cadence,  but  in  the  instances  which 
Johnson  has  pointed  out  for  reprobation,  it  pro- 
duces a  fine  effect.  So  in  the  verse, 

Not  Typhon  huge,  ending  in  smoky  wire. 
It  does  the  same  in  Samson  Agonistes : 

Retiring  from  the  popular  noise,  I  seek 
This  unfrequented  place,  to  find  some  ease, 
Ease  to  the  body  some,  none  to  the  mind. 

Johnson  tells  us  that  the  third  and  seventh  are 
weak  syllables,  and  that  the  period  leaves  the  ear 
unsatisfied.  Milton's  ear  happened  to  be  satisfied 
by  these  pauses ;  and  so  will  any  ear  be  that  is 


not  (or  was  not  intended  by  nature  to  be)  nine 
fair  inches  long.  Johnson  is  sensible  of  the 
harmony  which  is  produced  by  the  pause  on 
the  sixth  syllable;  but  commends  it  for  no  better 
reason  than  because  it  forms  a  complete  verse  of 
itself.  There  can  be  no  better  reason  against  it. 
In  regard  to  the  pause  at  the  third  syllable, 
it  is  very  singular  and  remarkable  that  Milton 
never  has  paused  for  three  lines  together  on  any 
other.  In  the  327th,  328th,  and  329th  of  Paradise 
Lost  are  these. 

His  swift  pursuers  from  heaven's  gates  pursue 
The  advantage,  and  descending  tread  us  down, 
Thus  drooping,  or  with  linked  thunderbolts 
Transfix  us  to  the  bottom  of  this  gulf. 

Another,  whose  name  I  have  forgotten,  has 
censured  in  like  manner  the  defection  and  falling 
off  in  the  seventh  syllable  of  that  very  verse,  which 
I  remember  your  quoting  as  among  the  innume- 
rable proofs  of  the  poet's  exquisite  sensibility  and 
judgment, 

And  toward  the  gate  rotting  her  bestial  train, 
where  another  would  have  written 

And  rolling  toward  the  gate,  &c. 

On  the  same  occasion  you  praised  Thomson 
very  highly  for  having  once  written  a  most  admir- 
able verse  where  an  ordinary  one  was  obvious. 

And  tremble  every  feather  with  desire. 
Pope  would  certainly  have  preferred 

And  every  feather  trembles  with  desire. 
So  would  Dryden  probably.    Johnson,  who  cen- 
sures some  of  the  most  beautiful  lines  in  Milton, 
praises  one  in  Virgil  with  as  little  judgment.  He 
says,  "  We  hear  the  passing  arrow  " 

Et  fugit  Uorrendiim  ttridens  elapsa  sagitta. 
Now  there  never  was  an  arrow  in  the  world  that 
made  a  horrible  stridor  in  its  course.  The  only 
sound  is  a  very  slight  one  occasioned  by  the 
feather.  Homer  would  never  have  fallen  into 
such  an  incongruity. 

How  magnificent  is  the  close  of  this  fourth 
book,  from, 

Then  when  I  am  thy  captive. 

Landor.  I  do  not  agree  to  the  use  of  golden 
scales,  not  figurative  but  real  jewellers'  gold,  for 
weighing  events, 

Battles  and  realms.    In  these  he  put  two  weights, 
The  sequel  each  of  parting  and  of  fight ; 
The  latter  quick  up-flew  and  kicked  the  beam. 

To  pass  over  the  slighter  objection  of  quick  and 
kick  as  displeasing  to  the  ear,  the  vulgarity  of 
kicking  the  beam  is  intolerable  :  he  might  as  well, 
among  his  angels,  and  among  sights  and  sounds 
befitting  them,  talk  of  kicking  the  bucket.  Here 
again  he  pays  a  penalty  for  trespassing. 

Southey.  I  doubt  whether  (Fifth  Book)  there  ever 
was  a  poet  in  a  warm  or  temperate  climate,  who  at 
some  time  or  other  of  his  life  has  not  written 
about  the  nightingale.  But  no  one  rivals  or 
approaches  Milton  in  his  fondness  or  his  success. 
However,  at  the  beginning  of  this  book,  in  a  pas- 
sage full  of  beauty,  there  are  two  expressions,  and 


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66 

the  first  of  them  relates  to  the  nightingale,  which 
I  disapprove. 

Tunes  sweetest  hi*  love-laboured  iong.    V.  41. 

In  low-laboured,  the  ear  is  gained  over  by  the 
sweetness  of  the  sound  :  but  in  the  nightingale's 
song  there  is  neither  the  reality  nor  the  appear- 
ance of  labour. 

Sett  off  the  face  of  things.    V.  43, 
is  worthier  of  Addison  than  of  Milton. 

But  know  that  in  the  soul,  &c.    V.  100. 
This  philosophy  on  dreams,  expounded  by  Adam, 
could  never  have  been  hitherto  the  fruit  of  his 
experience  or  his  reflection. 

Landor. 

These  are  thy  glorious  works,  &o.  V.  152. 
Who  could  imagine  that  Milton,  who  translated 
the  Psalms  worse  than  any  man  ever  translated 
them  before  or  since,  should  in  this  glorious 
hymn  have  made  the  148th  so  much  better  than 
the  original1?  But  there  is  a  wide  difference 
between  being  bound  to  the  wheels  of  a  chariot 
and  guiding  it.  He  has  ennobled  that  more  noble 

one, 

O  all  ye  works  of  the  Lord,  &c. 

But  in 

Ye  mists  and  exhalations  that  now  rise 

From  hill  or  steaming  lake,  dusky  or  gray, 

Till  the  sun  paint  your  fleecy  skirts  with  gold,  &c. 

Such  a  verse  might  be  well  ejected  from  any 
poem  whatsoever  :  but  here  its  prettiness  is  quite 
insufferable.  Adam  never  knew  anything  either 
of  paint  or  gold.  But,  casting  out  this  devil  of  a 
verse,  surely  so  beautiful  a  psalm  or  hymn  never 
rose  to  the  Creator. 

Southey.  "  No  fear  lest  dinner  cool,"  v.  396, 
might  as  well  never  have  been  thought  of :  ii 
seems  a  little  too  jocose.  The  speech  of  Raphael 
to  Adam,  on  the  subject  of  eating  and  drinking 
and  the  consequences,  is  neither  angelic  nor 
poetical :  but  the  Sun  supping  with  the  Ocean  is 
at  least  Anacreontic,  and  not  very  much  debased 
by  Cowley. 

So  down  they  tat 
And  to  their  viands  fell. 

Landor. 

Meanwhile  the  eternal  eye,  whose  sight  discerns 
Abstrusest  thoughts,  from  forth  his  holy  mount 
And  from  within  the  golden  lamps  that  burn 
Nightly  before  him,  saw  without  their  light 
Rebellion  rising,  &e. 
And  smiling  to  his  only  son  thus  said,  &c.    V.  7H. 

Bentley,  and  several  such  critics  of  poetry,  are 
sadly  puzzled,  perplexed,  and  irritated  at  this 
One  would  take  refuge  with  the  first  grammar  h 
can  lay  hold  on,  and  cry  pars  pro  toto  :  anothe 
strives  hard  for  another  suggestion.  But  if  Mi] 
ton  by  accident  had  written  both  Eternal  and  Ey 
with  a  capital  letter  at  the  beginning,  they  woulc 
have  perceived  that  he  had  used  a  noble  and  sub 
lime  expression  for  the  Deity.  No  one  is  offendec 
at  the  words.  "It  is  the  will  of  Providence,"  or,  "  1 
is  the  will  of  the  Almighty;"  yet  Providence  is  tha 
which  sees  before;  and  uritt  is  different  from  migh 
True  it  is  that  Providence  and  Almighty  ar 


ualities  converted  into  appellations,  and  are  well 
nown  to  signify  the  Supreme  Being  :  but,  if  the 
Eternal  Eye  is  less  well  known  to  signify  him,  or 
ot  known  at  all,  that  is  no  reason  why  it  should 
e  thought  inapplicable.  It  might  be  used  inju- 
iciously:  for  instance,  the  right  Jiand  of  the 
Eternal  Eye  would  be  singularly  so  ;  but  smiles 
iot.  The  Eternal  Eye  speaks  to  his  only  Son. 
-his  is  more  incomprehensible  to  the  critics  than 
he  preceding.  And  truly  if  that  eye  were  like 
urs,  and  the  organ  of  speech  like  ours  also,  it 
might  be  strange.  Yet  the  very  same  good  people 
lave  often  heard  without  wonder  of  a  speaking 
ye  in  a  very  ordinary  person,  and  are  conversant 
with  poets  who  precede  an  expostulation,  or  an 
ntreaty  for  a  reply,  with  "  Lux  mea."  There  is 
much  greater  fault,  which  none  of  them  has 
bserved,  in  the  beginning  of  the  speech. 
Son  !  thou  in  whom  my  glory  I  behold 
In  full  resplendence  !  heir  of  all  my  might. 

an  heir  is  the  future  and  not  the  present 
)ossessor ;  and  he  to  whom  he  is  heir  must  be 
ixtinct  before  he  comes  into  possession.  But  this 
s  nothing  if  you  compare  it  with  what  follows,  a 
ew  lines  below : 

Let  us  advise  and  to  this  hazard  draw 
With  speed  what  force  is  left,  and  all  employ 
In  our  defence,  lett  unaware!  we  lote 
Thil  our  high  place,  our  tanctuary,  our  hill. 

Such  expressions  of  derision  are  very  ill  applied, 
and  derogate  much  from  the  majesty  of  the 
Father.  We  may  well  imagine  that  far  different 
thoughts  occupied  the  Divine  Mind  at  the  defec- 
tion of  innumerable  angels,  and  their  inevitable 
and  everlasting  punishment. 

Southey.  The  critics  do  not  agree  on  the  mean- 
ing of  the  words, 

Much  less  for  thit  to  be  our  Lord.    V.  799. 
Nothing  I  think  can  be  clearer,  even  without  the 
explanation  which  is  given  by  Abdiel  in  v.  813  : 
Canst  thou  with  impious  obloquy  condemn 
The  just  decree  of  God,  pronounced  and  sworn 
That  to  hit  only  Son,  by  right  endued 
With  royal  sceptre,  every  soul  in  heaven 
Shall  bend  the  knee  9 

V.  860.  There  are  those  who  can  not  understand 
the  plainest  things,  yet  who  can  admire  every 
fault  that  any  clever  man  has  committed  before. 
Thus,  beseeching  or  besieging,  spoken  by  an  angel, 
is  thought  proper,  and  perhaps  beautiful,  because 
a  quibbler  in  a  Latin  comedy  says,  amentiun  haud 
amantium.  It  appears  then  on  record  that  the 
first  overt  crime  of  the  refractory  angels  was  pun- 
ning :  they  fell  rapidly  after  that. 
Landor. 

These  tiding*  carry  to  the  anointed  king}    V.  870. 
Whatever  anointing  the  kings  of  the  earth  may 
have  undergone,  the  King  of  Heaven  had  no  oc- 
casion for  it.     Who  anointed  him  1    When  did 
his  reign  commence  1 

Through  the  infinite  hott.    V.  874. 
Although  our  poet  would  have  made  no  difficulty 
of  accenting  "  infinite"  as  we  do,  and  as  he  himself 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOR. 


has  done  in  other  places,  I  am  inclined  to  think 
that  the  accent  is  here  on  the  second  syllable.  He 
does  not  always  accentuate  the  same  word  in  the 
same  place.  In  v.  889  Bentley  and  the  rest  are  in 
a  bustle  about, 

Well  didst  thou  advite  ; 
Yet  not  for  thy  advice  or  threats  1  fly 
These  wicked  hosts  devoted,  lest  the  wrath,  $c. 

One  suggests  one  thing,  another  another ;  but 
nothing  is  more  simple  and  easy  than  the  con- 
struction, if  you  put  a  portion  of  the  second  verse 
in  a  parenthesis,  thus, 

Yet  (not  for  thy  advice  or  threats),  &c. 

Southey.  The  archangel  Michael  is  commanded 
(Book  vi.,  v.  44,)  to  do  what  the  Almighty,  who 
commands  it,  gave  him  not  strength  to  do,  as  we 
find  in  the  sequel,  and  what  was  reserved  for  the 
prowess  of  the  Messiah. 

Landor.  V.  115.  "  Whose  faith  and  realty," 
&c.  Bentley,  more  unlucky  than  ever,  here  would 
substitute  fealty,  as  if  there  were  any  difference 
between  fealty  a,nd  faith :  reale  arid  leale  are  the 
same  in  Italian. 

Southey. 

Before  thy  fellows,  ambitious  to  win,  &c.  V.  160. 
Surely  this  line  is  a  very  feeble  one,  and  where  so 
low  a  tone  is  not  requisite  for  the  harmony  or 
effect  of  the  period.  But  the  battle  of  Satan  and 
Michael  is  worth  all  the  battles  in  all  other  poets. 
I  wish  however  I  had  not  found 

A  stream  of  ncctarous  humour  issuing. 
The  ichor  of  Homer  has  lost  its  virtue  by  exposure 
and  application  to  ordinary  use.     Yet  even  this 
would  have  been  better : 

Forthwith  on  all  sides  to  his  aid  teas  run 
By  angels. 

This  Latinism  is  inadmissible ;  there  is  no  loop- 
hole in  our  language  for  its  reception.  He  once 
uses  the  same  form  in  his  History.  "  Now  was 
fought  eagerly  on  both  sides."  Even  here  the 
word  it  should  have  preceded :  and  the  phrase 
would  still  remain  a  stiff  intractable  Latinism.  In 
the  remainder  of  this  book  there  are  much  graver 
faults,  amid  highest  beauty.  Surely  it  was  un- 
worthy of  Milton  to  follow  Ariosto,  and  Spenser, 
and  many  others,  in  dragging  up  his  cannon  from 
hell,  although  it  is  not,  as  in  the  Faery  Queen, 
represented  to  us  distinctly, 

Ram'd  with  bullets  round. 

Landor.  I  wish  he  had  omitted  all  from 
v.  483. 

Which  into  hollow  engines,  long  and  round 
Thick  ramm'd  at  the  other  bore, 

down  to  525  :  and  again  from  545,  "  barbed  with 
fire,"  to  v.  627,  where  the  wit,  which  Milton  calls 
the  pleasant  vein,  is  worthy  of  newly-made  devils 
who  never  had  heard  any  before,  and  falls  as  foul 
on  the  poetry  as  on  the  antagonist. 

Their  armour  helpt  their  harm. 
Here  helpt  means  increased.    A  few  lines  above, 
we  find  "  Light  as  the  lightning  glimpse."    We 
should  have  quite  enough  of  this  description  if 


at  v.  628  we  substituted  but  for  so,  and  continued 
to  v.  644,  "  They  pluckt  the  seated  hills,"  skip- 
ping over  all  until  we  reach  654, 

Which  in  the  air,  &c. 

Southey.  I  think  I  would  go  much  farther,  and 
make  larger  defalcations.  I  would  lop  off  the 
whole  from  "  Spirits  of  purest  light,"  v.  661,  to 
831;  then  (for  He)  reading  "  God  on  his  impious 
foes,"  as  far  as  843,  "  his  ire."  Again,  omitting 
nine  verses,  to  "yet  half  his  strength."  The  866th 
line  is  not  a  verse  :  it  is  turned  out  of  an  Italian 
mould,  but  in  a  state  too  fluid  and  incohesive  to 
stand  in  English.  This  book  should  close  with, 

Hell  at  last 
Yearning  received  them  whole,  and  on  them  closed. 

Landor.  The  poem  would  indeed  be  much 
the  better  for  all  the  omissions  you  propose  ;  if 
you  could  anywhere  find  room  for  those  verses 
which  begin  at  the  760th,  "  He  in  celestial  pano- 
ply," and  end  with  that  sublime, 

He  onward  came  :  far  off  his  coming  shone. 
The  remainder,  both  for  the  subject   and    the 
treatment  of  it,  may  be  given  up  without  a  regret. 
The    last    verse    of    the    book    falls    "  succiso 
poplite," 

Remember  ;  and  fear  to  transgress. 

Beautiful  as  are  many  parts  of  the  Invocation  at 
the  commencement  of  the  Seventh  Book,  I  should 
more  gladly  have  seen  it  without  the  first  forty 
lines,  and  beginning, 

The  affable  archangel. 
Southey. 

But  knowledge  is  as  food,  and  needs  no  less 
Her  temperance  over  appetite. 

He  might  have  ended  here :  he  goes  on  thus  : 

To  know 
In  measure  what  the  mind  may  well  contain. 

Even  this  does  not  satisfy  him  :  he  adds, 
Oppresses  else  with  surfeit,  and  soon  turns 
Wisdom  to  folly,  as  nourishment  to  wind. 

Now  certainly  Adam  could  never  yet  have  known 
anything  about  the  meaning  of  surfeit,  and  we 
may  suspect  that  the  angel  himself  must  have 
been  just  as  ignorant  on  a  section  of  physics 
which  never  had  existed  in  the  world  below,  and 
must  have  been  without  analogy  in  the  world 
above. 

Landor.  His  supper  with  Adam  was  unlikely 
to  produce  a  surfeit. 

At  least  our  envious  foe  hath  fail'd.  V.  139. 
There  is  no  meaning  in  at  least ;  "  at  last"  would 
be  little  better.  I  would  not  be  captious  nor  irre- 
verent ;  but  surely  the  words  which  Milton  gives  as 
spoken  by  the  Father  to  the  Son,  bear  the  appear- 
ance of  boastfulness  and  absurdity.  The  Son  must 
already  have  known  both  the  potency  and  will 
of  the  Father.  How  incomparably  more  judicious, 
after  five  terrific  verses,  comes  at  once,  without 
any  intervention, 

Silence,  ye  troubled  waves  :  and  thou,  deep,  peace. 
If  we  can  imagine  any  thought  or  expression  at 
all  worthy  of  the  Deity,  we  find  it  here.     In 

F2 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


68 

v.  242  we  have  another  specimen  of  Milton's  con- 
summate art : 

And  earth,  self-balanced,  on  her  centre  hung. 
Unhappily  he  permitted  his  learning  to  render 
him  verbose  immediately  after : 

Let  there  be  light,  said  God,  and  forthwith  light 
Ethereal,  first  of  things,  quintessence  pure, 
Sprung  from  the  deep. 

The  intermediate  verse  is  useless  and  injurious ; 
beside,  according  to  his  own  account,  light  was 
not  "  first  of  things."  He  represents  it  springing 
from  "  the  deep  "  after  the  earth  had  "  hung  on 
her  centre,"  and  long  after  the  waters  had  been 
apparent.  We  do  not  want  philosophy  in  the 
poem,  we  only  want  consistency. 

Southey.  There  is  no  part  of  Milton's  poetry 
where  harmony  is  preserved,  together  with  con- 
ciseness, so  remarkably  as  in  the  verses  beginning 
with  312,  and  ending  at  338  :  but  in  the  midst  of 
this  beautiful  description  of  the  young  earth,  we 
find 

The  bush  with  frizzled  hair  implicit. 
But  what  poet  or  painter  ever  in  an  equal  degree 
has  raised  our  admiration  of  beasts,  fowls,  and 
fish  ?    I  know  you  have  objected  to  the  repetition 
of  shoal  in  the  word  scull. 

Landor.  Shoal  is  a  corruption  of  scull,  which 
ought  to  be  restored,  serving  the  other  with  an 
ejectment  to  another  place.    Nor  do  I  like  fry. 
But  the  birds  never  looked  so  beautiful  since 
they  left  Paradise.    Let  me  read  however  three 
or  four  verses  in  order  to  offer  a  remark. 
Others,  on  silver  lakes  and  rivers,  bathed 
Their  downy  breast :  the  swan  with  arched  neck 
Between  her  white  wings  mantling  proudly,  rows 
Her  state  with  oary  feet,  yet  oft  they  quit 
The  dank,  and  rising  on  stiff  pennons,  tower,  &c. 

Frequently  as  the  great  poet  pauses  at  the  ninth 

syllable,  it  is  incredible  that  he  should  have  done 

it  thrice  in  the  space  of  five  verses.     For  which 

reason,  and  as  nothing  is  to  be  lost  by  it,  I  would 

place  the  comma  after  mantling.    No  word  in  the 

whole  compass  of  our  language  has  been  so  often 

ill  applied  or  misunderstood  by  the  poet  as  this. 

Southey. 

Speed  to  describe  whose  swiftness  number  fails. 

Book  8,  v.  38. 

Adam  could  have  had  no  notion  of  swiftness 
in  the  heavenly  bodies  or  the  earth :  it  is  among 
the  latest  and  most  wonderful  of  discoveries. 

Landor.  Let  us  rise  to  Eve,  and  throw  aside 
our  algebra.  The  great  poet  is  always  greatest  at 
this  beatific  vision.  I  wish  however  he  had 
omitted  the  46th  and  47th  verses,  and  also  the 
60th,  61st,  62nd,  and  63d.  There  is  a  beautiful 
irregularity  in  the  62d, 

And  from  about  her  shot  darts  of  desire 
But  when  he  adds,  "Into  all  eyes,"  as  there 
were  but  four,  we  must  except  the  angel's  two 
the  angel  had  no  occasion  for  wishing  to  see 
what  he  was  seeing. 

He  his  fabric  of  the  heavens 
Hath  left  to  their  disputes,  perhaps  to  move 
His  laughter. 
I  can  not  well  entertain  this  opinion  of  the  Crea- 


tor's risible  faculties  and  propensities.  Milton 
icre  carries  his  anthropomorphism  much  farther 
han  the  poem  (which  needed  a  good  deal  of  it) 
required. 

Southey.  I  am  sorry  to  find  a  verse  of  twelve 
syllables  in  216.  I  mean  to  say  where  no  sylla- 
)les  coalesce ;  in  which  case  there  are  several 
which  contain  that  number  unobjectionably. 

Landor.  In  my  opinion  a  greater  fault  is  to  be 
bund  in  the  passage  beginning  at  286. 
There  gentle  sleep 

First  found  me,  and  with  soft  oppression  seiz'd 

My  drowsied  sense,  untroubled,  though  I  thought 

I  then  was  passing  to  my  former  state, 

Insensible,  and  forthwith  to  dissolve. 

flow  could  he  think  he  was  passing  into  a  state 
of  which,  at  that  time,  he  knew  nothing] 

Daughter  of  God  and  man,  immortal  Eve !  V.  291. 
Magnificent  verse,  and  worthy  of  Milton  in  his 
own  person :  but  Adam,  in  calling  her  thus,  is 
somewhat  too  poetical,  and  too  presumptuous : 
for  what  else  does  he  call  her,  but  "  daughter  of 
God  and  me  V  Now,  the  idea  of  daughter  could 
never,  by  any  possibility,  have  yet  entered  his 
mind. 

Affront*  ns  with  his  foul  esteem 
Of  our  integrity  :  his  foul  esteem 
Sticks  no  dishonour  on  our  front,  but  turns 
Foul  on  himself.    A*.  328. 

The  word  affront  is  to  be  taken  in  its  plain 
English  sense,  not  in  its  Italian :  but  what  a 
jingle  and  clash  and  clumsy  play  of  words  !  In 
v.  353,  I  find,  "  But  bid  her  well  be  ware,"  and 
be  ware  is  very  properly  in  two  words  :  so  should 
be  gone,  and  can  not. 

To  the  garden  of  bliss,  thy  seat  prepared.    V.  299. 
This  verse  is  too  slippery,  too  Italian. 

What  thinkest  thou  then  of  me  and  this  my  state? 

Seem  I  to  thee  sufficiently  possest 

Of  happiness  or  not,  who  am  alone 

From  all  eternity ;  for  none  I  know 

Second  to  me  or  like,  equal  much  less.    V.  403. 

This  comes  with  an  ill  grace,  after  the  long  con- 
sultation which  the  Father  had  holden  with  the 
Son,  equal  (we  are  taught  to  believe)  in  the  god- 
head. 

Southey. 
And  through  all  numbers  absolute,  though  one.    V.  421. 

I  wish  he  had  had  the  courage  to  resist  this 
pedantic  quibbling  Latinism.  Our  language  has 
never  admitted  the  phrase,  and  never  will  admit  it. 

Landor.  I  have  struck  it  out,  you  see,  and 
torn  the  paper  in  doing  so.    In  verse  576, 
Made  so  adorn,  &c. 

I  regret  that  we  have  lost  this  beautiful  adjec- 
tive, which  was  well  worth  bringing  from  Italy. 
Here  follows  some  very  bad  reasoning  on  love, 
which  (being  human  love)  the  angel  could  know 
nothing  about,  and  speaks  accordingly.  He  adds, 

In  loving  thou  dost  well,  in  passion  not. 
Now  love,  to  be  perfect,  should  consist  of  passion 
and  sentiment,  in  parts  as  nearly  equal  as  possi- 
ble, with  somewhat  of  the  material  to  second  them. 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOR. 


Southey.  We  are  come  to  the  Ninth  Book,  from 
which  I  would  cast  away  the  first  forty-seven 
verses. 

Landor.  Judiciously.  In  the  eighty-first  you 
will  find  a  verb  singular  for  two  substantives, 
"  the  land  where  flows  Ganges  and  Indus."  The 
small  fry  will  carp  at  this,  which  is  often  an  ele- 
gance, but  oftener  in  Greek  than  in  Latin,  in  Latin 
than  in  French,  in  French  than  in  English. 
Here  follow  some  of  the  dullest  lines  in  Milton. 

Him,  after  long  debate  irresolute 
Of  thoughts  resolved,  his  final  sentence  chose 
Fit  vessel,  fittest  imp  of  fraud,  in  whom 
To  enter,  and  his  dark  suggestion  hide 
From  sharpest  sight :  for  in  the  wily  snake 
Whatever  sleights,  none  would  suspicions  mark, 
As  from  his  wit  and  native  subtilty 
Proceeding,  which  in  other  beasts  observed, 
Doubt  might  beget  of  diabolic  power 
Active  within,  beyond  the  sense  of  brute. 

Not  to  insist  on  the  prosaic  of  the  passage,  we 
may  inquire  who  could  be  suspicious,  or  who 
could  know  anything  about  his  wit  and  subtilty  1 
He  had  been  created  but  a  few  days,  and  proba- 
bly no  creature,  (brute,  human,  or  angelic,)  had 
ever  taken  the  least  notice  of  him,  or  heard  any- 
thing of  his  propensities.  "Diabolic  power"  had 
taken  no  such  direction  :  and  the  serpent  was  so 
obscure  a  brute,  that  the  devil  himself  knew 
scarcely  where  to  find  him.  When  however  he 
did  find  him, 

In  labyrinth  of  many  a  round  self-rolled, 

His  head  the  midst,  well  stored  with  subtile  wiles, 

he  made  the  most  of  him.  But  why  had  he 
hitherto  borne  so  bad  a  character?  Who  had 
ever  yet  been  a  sufferer  by  his  wit  and  subtilty  ] 
In  the  very  next  verses,  the  poet  says  he  was 

Not  nocent  yet ;  but  on  the  grassy  herb 
Fearless,  unfear'd,  he  slept. 

Southey.  These  are  the  contradictions  of  a 
dreamer.  Horace  has  said  of  Homer,  "  aliquando 
bonus  dormitat."  This  really  is  no  napping ;  it 
is  heavy  snoring.  But  how  fresh  and  vigorous  he 
rises  the  next  moment.  And  we  are  carried  by 
him,  we  know  not  how,  into  the  presence  of  Eve, 
and  help  her  to  hold  down  the  strong  and  strug- 
gling woodbine  for  the  arbour.  I  wish  Milton 
had  forgotten  the  manner  of  Euripides  in  his  dull 
reflections,  and  had  not  forced  into  Adam's 
mouth, 

For  nothing  lovelier  can  be  found 
In  woman  than  to  ttudy  household  good, 
And  good  works  in  her  husband  to  promote. 

All  this  is  very  true,  but  very  tedious,  and  very 
out  of  place. 

Landor.  Let  us  come  into  the  open  air  again 
with  her.  I  wish  she  had  not  confessed  such  a 
predilection  for, 

The  smell  of  sweetest  fennel,   V.  581  ; 

for  although  it  is  said  to  be  very  pleasant  to  ser- 
pents, no  serpent  had  yet  communicated  any  of 
his  tastes  to  womankind.  Again,  I  suspect  you 


would  wish  our  good  Milton  a  little  farther  from 

the  schools,  when  he  tells  Eve  that 

The  wife,  where  danger  or  dishonour  lurks, 
Safest  and  seemliest  by  her  husband  stays, 
Who  guards  her,  or  with  her  the  worst  endures. 

But  how  fully  and  nobly  he  compensates  the  in- 
appropriate thought  by  the  most  appropriate ! 

Just  then  return'd  at  $Uut  of  evening  flower  t. 
Southey. 

To  whom  the  wily  adder,  blythe  and  glad.  V.  625. 
I  strongly  object  to  the  word  adder,  which  reduces 
the  grand  serpent  to  very  small  dimensions.  It 
never  is,  or  has  been,  applied  to  any  other  species 
than  the  little  ugly  venomous  viper  of  our  country. 
Of  such  a  reptile  it  never  could  be  said  that, 

He  swiftly  roll'd 
In  tangles, 
Nor  that 

Hope  elevates,  and  joy 
Brightens  his  crest. 

Here  again  Homer  would  have  run  into  no  such 
error.  But  error  is  more  pardonable  than  wan- 
tonness, such  as  he  commits  in  verse  648. 

Fruitless  to  me,  though  fruit  be  here  to  excess. 
Landor.  You  have  often,  no  doubt,  repeated  in 
writing  a  word  you  had  written  just  before.  Milton 
has  done  it  inadvertently  in 

While  each  part, 
Motion,  each  act,  won  audience  ere  the  tongue,  &c.  V.674. 

Evidently  each  should  be  and.  Looking  at  the 
tempter  in  the  shape  of  an  adder,  as  he  is  last 
represented  to  us,  there  is  something  which  pre- 
pares for  a  smile  on  the  face  of  Eve,  when  he  says, 

Look  on  me, 

Me,  who  have  touch t  and  tasted,  yet  both  live 
And  life  more  perfect  have  attained  than  fate 
Meant  me. 

Now  certainly  the  adder  was  the  most  hideous 
creature  that  ever  had  crossed  her  path,  and  she 
had  no  means  of  knowing,  unless  by  taking  his 
own  word  for  it,  that  he  was  a  bit  wiser  than  the 
rest.  Indeed  she  had  heard  the  voices  of  many 
long  before  she  had  heard  his,  and  as  they  all  ex- 
celled him  in  stateliness,  she  might  well  imagine 
they  were  by  no  means  inferior  to  him  in  intel- 
lect, and  were  more  likely  by  their  conforma- 
tion to  have  reached  and  eaten  the  apple,  although 
they  held  their  tongues.  In  verse  781, 

She  pluckt,  she  eat. 

Earth  felt  the  wound,  and  nature  from  her  teat,  &c. 

Surely  he  never  wrote  eat  for  ate;  nor  would  he 
admit  a  rhyme  where  he  could  at  least  palliate  it. 
But  although  we  met  together  for  the  purpose  of 
plucking  out  the  weeds  and  briars  of  this  bound- 
less and  most  glorious  garden,  and  not  of  over- 
lauding  the  praises  of  others,  we  must  admire  the 
wonderful  skill  of  Milton  in  this  section  of  his 
work.  He  represents  Eve  as  beginning  to  be 
deceitful  and  audacious;  as  ceasing  to  fear,  and 
almost  as  ceasing  to  reverence  the  Creator ;  and 
shuddering  not  at  extinction  itself,  until  she 
thinks 

Of  Adam  wedded  to  another  Eve. 

Southey.  We  shall  lose  our  dinner,  our  supper, 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


and  our  sleep,  if  we  expatiate  on  the  innumerable 
beauties  of  the  volume :  we  have  scarcely  time 
to  note  the  blemishes.  Among  these, 

In  her  face  excuse 
Came  prologue  and  apology  less  prompt 

There  is  a  levity  and  impropriety  in  thus  rushing 
on  the  stage.  I  think  the  w.  957,  958,  and  959, 
superfluous,  and  somewhat  dull ;  beside  that 
they  are  the  repetition  of  915  and  916,  in  his 
soliloquy. 
Landor.  I  wish  that  after  1003, 

Wept  at  completing  of  the  mortal  sin, 
every  verse  were  omitted,  until  we  reach  the 
1821st. 

They  sat  them  down  to  weep. 

A  very  natural  sequence.  We  should  indeed  lose 
some  fine  poetry;  in  which  however  there  are 
passages  which  even  the  sanctitude  of  Milton  is 
inadequate  to  veil  decorously.  At  all  events,  we 
should  get  fairly  rid  of  "  Herculean  Sampson." 
V.  1060. 

Southey.  But  you  would  also  lose  such  a  flood 
of  harmony  as  never  ran  on  earth  beyond  that 
Paradise.  I  mean, 

How  shall  I  behold  the  face 
Henceforth  of  God  or  angel,  erst  with  joy 
And  rapture  so  oft  beheld  ?    Those  heavenly  shapes 
Will  dazzle  now  this  earthly  with  their  blaze, 
Insufferably  bright    O  !  might  I  here 
In  solitude  live  savage !  in  some  glade 
Obscured,  where  highest  woods,  impenetrable 
To  star  or  sunlight,  spread  their  umbrage  broad 
And  brown  as  evening.    Cover  me,  ye  pines, 
Ye  cedars,  with  innumerable  boughs, 
Hide  me,  where  I  may  never  see  them  more. 

Landor.  Certainly,  when  we  read  these  verses, 
the  ear  is  closed  against  all  others,  for  the  day,  or 
even  longer.  It  sometimes  is  a  matter  of  amuse- 
ment to  hear  the  sillinesses  of  good  men  con- 
versing on  poetry ;  but  when  they  lift  up  some 
favourite  on  their  shoulders,  and  tell  us  to  look 
at  one  equal  in  height  to  Milton,  I  feel  strongly 
inclined  to  scourge  the  more  prominent  fool  of  the 
two,  the  moment  I  can  discover  which  it  is. 

Southey. 

Long  they  sat,  as  ttrucken  mute.    V.  104. 

Stillingfleet  says,  "  This  vulgar  expression  may 
owe  its  origin  to  the  stories  in  romances,  of  the 
effect  of  the  magical  wand."  Nothing  more  likely. 
How  many  modes  of  speech  are  called  vulgar,  in 
a  contemptuous  sense,  which,  because  of  their 
propriety  and  aptitude,  strike  the  senses  of  all 
who  hear  them,  and  remain  in  the  memory 
during  the  whole  existence  of  the  language.  This 
is  one,  and  although  of  daily  parlance,  it  is 
highly  poetical,  and  among  the  few  flowers  of 
romance  that  retain  their  freshness  and  odour. 
Landor. 

For  what  can  'scape  the  eye,  &c.  Book  10,  v.  5. 
When  we  find  in  Milton  such  words  as  'scape, 
'sdain,  &c.,  with  the  sign  of  elision  in  front  of 
them,  we  may  attribute  such  a  sign  to  the  wilful- 
ness  of  the  printer,  and  the  indifference  of  the 
author  in  regard  to  its  correction.  He  wrote 


both  words  without  it,  from  the  Italian  scappare 
and  sdegnare.  In  v.  19, 

Made  baste  to  make  appear, 

is  negligence  or  worse  :  but  incomparably  worse 
still  is, 

And  usher  in 
The  evening  cool,  when  he  from  wrath  more  cool.    V.  95. 

Southey.  In  120,  he  writes  revile  (a  substan- 
tive) for  rebuke.  In  100  and  131  are  two  verses 
of  similar  pauses  in  the  same  place. 

I  should  conceal,  and  not  expose  to  blame 
By  my  complaint 

The  worst  of  it  is,  that  the  words  become  a  verse, 
and  a  less  heavy  one,  by  tagging  the  two  pieces 
together. 

And  not  expose  to  blame  by  my  complaint. 

I  agree  with  you  that,  in  blank  verse,  the  pause, 
after  the  fourth  syllable,  which  Pope  and  Johnson 
seem  to  like  the  best,  is  very  tiresome  if  often 
repeated ;  and  Milton  seldom  falls  into  it.  But 
he  knew  where  to  employ  it  with  effect :  for  ex- 
ample, in  this  sharp  reproof,  twice  over.  Verses 
143  and  146. 

Was  she  thy  God,  that  her  thou  didst  obey 

Before  his  voice  ? 

In  v.  155  he  represents  the  Almighty  using  a 
most  unseemly  metaphor. 

Which  was  thy  part 
And  person. 

A  metaphor  taken  from  the  masks  of  the  ancient 
stage  certainly  ill  suits  "  His  part  and  person." 

Landor.  Here  are  seven  (v.  175)  such  vile 
verses,  and  forming  so  vile  a  sentence,  that,  it 
appears  to  me,  a  part  of  God's  malediction  must 
have  fallen  on  them  on  their  way  from  Genesis. 
In  195,  he  says, 

Children  thou  shall  bring 
In  sorrow  forth,  and  to  thy  husband's  will 
Thine  shall  submit :  he  over  thee  shall  rule. 

The  Deity  had  commanded  the  latter  part  from 
the  beginning :  it  now  comes  as  the  completion 
of  the  curse. 

V.  198  is  no  verse  at  all. 

Because  thou  hast  barkened  to  the  voice  of  thy  wife. 

There  are  very  few  who  have  not  done  this,  bon- 
gr6  mal-gre,  and  many  have  thought  it  curse 
enough  of  itself;  poor  Milton,  no  doubt,  among 
the  rest. 

>  Southey.  I  suspect  you  will  abate  a  little  of 
your  hilarity,  if  you  continue  to  read  from  v.  220 
about  a  dozen  :  they  are  most  oppressive. 

I  shall  not  lag  behind,  nor  err 
The  way  thou  leading. 

Such  is  the  punctuation;  wrong,  I  think.  I 
would  read, 

I  shall  not  lag  behind  nor  err, 
The  way  thou  leading. 

Landor.  He  was  very  fond  of  this  Latinism :  but 
to  err  a  way  is  neither  Latin  idiom  nor  English. 
From  292  to  316,  what  a  series  of  verses  !  a  struc- 
ture more  magnificent  and  wonderful  than  the 
terrific  bridge  itself,  the  construction  of  which 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOR. 


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required  the  united  work  of  the  two  great  van- 
quishers of  all  mankind. 

Southey.  Pity  that  he  could  not  abstain  from  a 
pun  at  the  bridge-foot,  "  by  wondrous  art  ponti- 
fical." In  v.  348  he  recurs  to  the  word  pontifice. 
A  few  lines  above,  I  mean  v.  315,  there  must  be 
a  parenthesis.  The  verses  are  printed, 

Following  the  track 

Of  Satan  to  the  self-same  place  where  he 
First  lighted  from  his  wing  and  landed  safe 
From  out  of  chaos,  to  the  outside  bare 
Of  this  round  world. 

I  would  place  all  the  words  after  "Satan," 
including  chaos,  in  a  parenthesis ;  else  we  must 
alter  the  second  to  for  on ;  and  it  is  safer  and 
more  reverential  to  correct  the  punctuation  of  a 
great  poet  than  the  slightest  word.  Bentley  is 
much  addicted  to  this  impertinence. 

Landor.  In  his  emendations,  as  he  calls  them, 
both  of  Milton  and  of  Horace,  for  one  happy 
conjecture,  he  makes  at  least  twenty  wrong,  and 
ten  ridiculous.  In  the  Greek  poets,  and  some- 
times in  Terence,  he,  beyond  the  rest  of  the  pack, 
was  often  brought  into  the  trail  by  scenting  an 
unsoundness  in  the  metre.  But  let  me  praise  him 
where  few  think  of  praising  him,  or  even  of  sus- 
pecting his  superiority.  He  wrote  better  English 
than  his  adversary  Middleton,  and  established  for 
his  university  that  supremacy  in  classical  litera- 
ture which  it  still  retains. 

In  v.  369  I  find,  "  Thou  us  empowered."  This  is 
ungrammatical :  it  should  be  empowered^,  since 
it  relates  to  time  past :  had  it  related  to  time 
present,  it  would  still  be  wrong ;  it  should  then 
be  empowered.  I  wonder  that  Bentley  has  not 
remarked  this,  for  it  lay  within  his  competence. 

Southey.  That  is  no  reason  why  he  omitted  to 
remark  it.  I  like  plain  English  so  much  that  I 
can  not  refrain  from  censuring  the  phraseology  of 
v.  345,  "  With  joy  and  tidings  fraught,"  meaning 
joyful  tidings,  and  defended  by  Virgil's  munera 
Icetitiamque  dei.  Phrases  are  not  good,  whether 
in  Latin  or  English,  which  do  not  convey  their 
meaning  unbroken  and  unobstructed.  The  best 
understanding  would  with  difficulty  master  such 
expressions,  of  which  the  signification  is  tradi- 
tional from  the  grammarians,  but  beyond  the 
bounds  of  logic,  or  even  the  liberties  of  speech. 
You,  who  have  ridiculed  Virgil's  odor  attulit 
auras,  and  many  similar  foolish  tricks  committed 
by  him,  will  pardon  my  animadversion  on  a 
smaller  (though  no  small)  fault  in  Milton. 

Landor.  Right.  Again  I  go  forward  to  punc- 
tuation. Bentley  is  puzzled  again  at  v.  368.  It 
is  printed  with  the  following  : 

Thou  hast  achieved  our  liberty,  confined 
Within  hell-gates  till  now  ;  thou  us  empower'd 
To  fortify  thus  far,  and  overlay 
With  this  portentous  bridge,  the  dark  abyss. 

The  punctuation  should  be, 

Thou  hast  achieved  our  liberty  :  confined 

Within  hell.gates  till  now,  thou  us  empoweredst,  &c. 

I  wonder  that  Milton  should  a  second  time 
have  committed  so  grave  a  grammatical  fault  as 


he  does  in  writing  "  thou  empowered,"  instead 
of  empoweredst  Ver.  380, 

Parted  by  the  empyreal  bounds, 
His  quadrature,  from  thy  orbicular  world. 

Again  the  schoolmen,  and  the  crazy  philosophers 
who  followed  them.  It  was  believed  that  the 
empyrean  is  a  quadrangle,  because  in  the  Revela- 
tions the  Holy  City  is  square.  It  is  lamentable 
that  Milton  should  throw  overboard  such  pro- 
digious stores  of  poetry  and  wisdom,  and  hug 
with  such  pertinacity  the  ill-tied  bladders  of  crude 
learning.  But  see  him  here  again  in  all  his  glory. 
I  wish  indeed  he  had  rejected  "the  plebeian 
angel  militant,"  and  that  we  might  read,  missing 
four  verses, 

He  through  the  midst  unmaskt 
Ascended  his  high  throne. 

What  noble  verses,  fifteen  together ! 

Southey.  It  is  much  to  be  regretted  that  most 
of  the  worst  verses  and  much  of  the  foulest  lan- 
guage are  put  into  the  mouth  of  the  Almighty. 
For  instance,  v.  630,  &c.  I  am  afraid  you  will  be 
less  tolerant  here  than  you  were  about  the  qua- 
drature. 

My  hell-hounds,  to  lick  up  the  draff  and  filth  .  .  . 
.  .  till  crammed  and  gorged,  nigh  burst  .  . 
With  suckt  and  glutted  offal. 

We  are  come 

To  the  other  five, 

Their  planetary  motions  and  aspects, 
In  sextile,  square,  and  trine,  and  opposite  .... 
Like  change  on  sea  and  land ;  sideral  blast.   V.  693. 

Although  he  is  partial  to  this  scansion,  I  am 
inclined  to  believe  that  here  he  wrote  sidereal; 
because  the  same  scansion  as  sideral  recurs  in 
the  close  of  the  verse  next  but  one : 

Now  from  the  north. 

And,  if  it  is  not  too  presumptuous,   I   should 
express  a  doubt  whether  the  poet  wrote 
Is  his  wrath  also  ?    Be  it :  man  is  not  so. 

Not  so  and  also,  in  this  position  are  disagree- 
able to  the  ear ;  which  might  have  been  avoided 
by  omitting  the  unnecessary  so  at  the  close. 

Landor.  You  are  correct.  "Ay  me."  So  I  find 
it  spelt  (v.  813),  not  ah  me!  as  usually.  It  is 
wonderful  that,  of  all  things  borrowed,  we  should 
borrow  the  expression  of  grief.  One  would  natu- 
rally think  that  every  nation  had  its  own,  and 
indeed  every  man  his.  Ay  me!  is  the  a/time  /  of 
the  Italians.  Alii  lasso!  is  also  theirs.  Our 
gadso,  less  poetical  and  sentimental,  comes  also 
from  them  :  we  need  not  look  for  the  root. 

Southey.  Again  I  would  curtail  a  long  and 
somewhat  foul  excrescence,  terminating  with 
coarse  invectives  against  the  female  sex,  and  with 
reflections  more  suitable  to  the  character  and 
experience  of  Milton  than  of  Adam.  I  would 
insert  my  pruning-knife  at  v.  871, 

To  warn  all  creatures  from  thee  .  . 

and  cut  clean  through,  quite  to  "  household  peace 
confound,"  v.  908. 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


Landor.  The  reply  of  Eve  is  exquisitely  beau- 
tiful, especially 

Both  have  sinned,  but  thou 
Against  God  only,  I  against  God  and  thee. 

At  last  her  voice  fails  her, 

Me,  me  only,  just  object  of  his  ire. 
Bentley,  and  thousands  more,  would  read,  "  Me, 
only  me  !"  But  Milton  did  not  write  for  Bentley, 
nor  for  those  thousands  more.  Similar,  in  the 
trepidation  of  grief,  is  Virgil's,  "  Me,  me,  adsum 
qui  feci,"  &c. 

Why  stand  we  longer  shivering  under  fears, 
That  show  no  end  but  death,  and  have  the  power 
Of  many  ways  to  die  the  shortest  choosing, 
Destruction  with  destruction  to  destroy.    V.  1003,  &c. 

This  punctuation  is  perhaps  the  best  yet  pub- 
lished :  but,  after  all,  it  renders  the  sentence  little 
better  than  nonsense.     Eve,  according  to  this, 
talks  at  once  of  hesitation  and  of  choice,  "  shiver- 
ing under  fears,"  and  both  of  them  "  choosing  the 
shortest  way,"  yet  she  expostulates  with  Adam 
why  he  is  not  ready  to  make  the  choice.     The 
perplexity  would  be  solved  by  writing  thus  : 
Why  stand  we  longer  shivering  under  fears 
That  show  no  end  but  death  ?  and  have  the  power 
Of  many  ways  to  die !  the  shortest  choose  .  . 
Destruction  with  destruction  to  destroy. 

If  we  persist  in  retaining  the  participle  choos- 
ing, instead  of  the  imperative  choose,  grammar, 
sense,  and  spirit,  all  escape  us.  I  am  convinced 
that  it  was  an  oversight  of  the  transcriber :  and 
we  know  how  easily,  in  our  own  works,  faults  to 
which  the  eye  and  ear  are  accustomed,  escape  our 
detection,  and  we  are  surprised  when  they  are 
first  pointed  out  to  us. 
Soufhey.  I  wish  you  could  mend  as  easily, 

On  me  the  curse  aslope 
Glanced  on  the  ground :  with  labour  I  must  earn,  &c. 

V.  1053. 

Landor.  In  the  very  first  verse  of  the  Eleventh 
Book,  Milton  is  resolved  to  display  his  knowledge 
of  the  Italian  idiom.  We  left  Adam  and  Eve  pros- 
trate; and  prostrate  he  means  that  they  should 
still  appear  to  us,  although  he  writes, 

Thus  they,  in  loneliest  plight,  repentant  ttood 
(Praying. 

Stavano  pregando  would  signify  they  continued 
praying.  The  Spaniards  have  the  same  expres- 
sion :  the  French,  who  never  stand  still  on  any 
occasion,  are  without  it. 

Southey.  It  is  piteous  that  Milton,  in  all  his 
strength,  is  forced  to  fall  back  on  the  old  fable  of 
Deucalion  and  Pyrrha.  And  the  prayers  which 
the  son  of  God  presents  to  the  Father  in  a  "  golden 
censer,  mixed  with  incense,"  had  never  yet  been 
offered  to  the  Mediator,  and  required  no  such 
accompaniment  or  conveyance.  There  are  some 
noble  lines  beginning  at  72  ;  but  one  of  them  is 
prosaic  in  itself,  and  its  discord  is  profitless  to  the 
others.  In  v.  86, 

Of  that  defended  fruit. 
I  must  remark  that  Milton  is  not  quite  exempt 
from  the  evil  spirit  of  saying  things  for  the  mere 
pleasure  of  defending  them.  Chaucer  used  the 


word  defend  as  the  English  of  education  then 
used  it,  in  common  with  the  French.  It  was 
obsolete  in  that  sense  when  Milton  wrote ;  so  it 
was  even  in  the  age  of  Spenser,  who  is  forced  to 
imploy  it  for  the  rhyme. 

Landor.  This  evil  spirit  which  you  find  hang- 
ing about  Milton,  fell  on  him  from  two  school- 
rooms, both  of  which  are  now  become  much  less 
noisy  and  somewhat  more  instructive,  although 
Phillpots  is  in  the  one,  and  although  Brougham 
is  in  the  other;  I  mean  the  school-rooms  of 
theology  and  criticism. 

Southey.  You  will  be  glad  that  he  accents  con- 
trite (v.  90)  on  the  last  syllable,  but  the  gladness 
will  cease  at  the  first  of  receptacle,  v.  123. 

Landor.  I  question  whether  he  pronounced 
it  so.  My  opinion  is,  that  he  pronounced  it 
•eceptade,  Latinizing  as  usual,  and  especially  in 
B.  8,  v.  574, 

By  attributing  overmuch  to  things,  &c. 

We  are  strange  perverters  of  Latin  accentu- 
ations. From  imto  we  make  Irritate;  from 
exato,  excite.  But  it  must  be  conceded  that  the 
latter  is  much  for  the  better,  and  perhaps  the 
former  also.  You  will  puzzle  many  good  Latin 
scholars  in  England,  and  nearly  all  abroad,  if  you 
make  them  read  any  sentence  containing  irrito  or 
excito  in  any  of  their  tenses.  I  have  often  tried 
it ;  and  nearly  all,  excepting  the  Italians,  have 
pronounced  both  words  wrong. 

SoutJtey. 

Watchful  cherubim,  four  faces  each 
Had,  like  a  double  Janut. 

Better   left   this   to    the   imagination :    double 
Januses  are  queer  figures.    He  continues, 
All  their  shape 

Spangled  with  eyes,  more  numerous  than  those 

Of  Argus. 

At  the  restoration  of  learning  it  was  very  par- 
donable to  seize  on  every  remnant  of  antiquity, 
and  to  throw  together  into  one  great  store-room 
whatever  could  be  collected  from  all  countries, 
and  from  all  authors,  sacred  and  profane.  Dante 
has  done  it ;  sometimes  rather  ludicrously.  Milton 
here  copies  his  Argus.  And  four  lines  farther 
on,  he  brings  forward  Leucothoe,  in  her  own  per- 
son, although  she  had  then  no  existence. 

Landor.  Nor  indeed  had  subscriptions,  to  arti- 
cles or  anything  else :  yet  we  find  "  but  Fate 
subscribed  not,"  v.  182.  And  within  three  more 
lines,  "  The  bird  of  Jove."  Otherwise  the  passage 
is  one  of  exquisite  beauty.  Among  the  angels, 
and  close  at  the  side  of  the  archangel,  "  Iris  had 
dipt  her  woof."  Verse  267,  retire  is  a  substan- 
tive, from  the  Italian  and  Spanish. 

How  divinely  beautiful  is  the  next  passage  !  It 
is  impossible  not  to  apply  to  Milton  himself  the 
words  he  has  attributed  to  Eve  : 

From  thee 

How  shall  I  part  ?  and  whither  wander  down 
Into  a  lower  world  ? 

My  ear,  I  confess  it,  is  dissatisfied  with  every- 
thing, for  days  and  weeks  after  the  harmony  of 
Paradise  Lost.  Leaving  this  magnificent  temple, 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOK. 


73 


I  am  hardly  to  be  pacified  by  the  fairy-built  cham- 
bers, the  rich  cupboards  of  embossed  plate,  and 
the  omnigenous  images  of  Shakspeare. 
Southey.  I  must  interrupt  your  transports. 

His  eye  might  there  command  where-ever  stood 

City  of  old  or  modern  fame. 

Here  are  twenty-five  lines  describing  cities  to 
exist  long  after,  and  many  which  his  eye  could  not 
have  commanded  even  if  they  existed  then,  be- 
cause they  were  situated  on  the  opposite  side  of  the 
globe.  But  some  of  them,  the  poet  reminds  us 
afterward,  Adam  might  have  seen  in  spirit.  Dif- 
fuse as  he  is,  he  appears  quite  moderate  in  com- 
parison with  Tasso  on  a  similar  occasion,  who 
expatiates  not  only  to  the  length  of  five-and- 
twenty  lines,  but  to  between  four  and  five  hundred. 
Landor.  At  v.  480  there  begins  a  catalogue  of 
diseases,  which  Milton  increased  in  the  second 
edition  of  the  poem.  He  added, 

Demoniac  frenzy,  moping  melancholy, 
And  moonstruck  madness,  pining  atrophy, 
Marasmus,  and  wide-wasting  pestilence  ! 

There  should  be  no  comma  after  "  melancholy," 
as  there  is  in  my  copy. 

Southey.  And  in  mine  too.  He  might  have 
afforded  to  strike  out  the  two  preceding  verses 
when  these  noble  ones  were  presented. 

Intestine  stone  and  ulcer,  colic  pangs, 
are  better  to  be  understood  than  to  be  expressed. 
His  description  of  old  age  is  somewhat  less  sor- 
rowful and  much  less  repulsive.    It  closes  with 

In  thy  blood  will  reign 
A  melancholy  damp  of  cold  and  dry. 

Nobody  could  understand  this  who  had  not  read 
the  strange  notions  of  physicians,  which  con- 
tinued down  to  the  age  of  Milton,  in  which  we 
find  such  nonsense  as  "  adust  humours."  I  think 
you  would  be  unreluctant  to  expunge  w.  624, 
625,  626,  627. 

Landor.  Quite :  and  there  is  also  much  ver- 
biage about  the  giants,  and  very  perplexed  from 
v.  88  to  97.  But  some  of  the  heaviest  verses  in 
the  poem  are  those  on  Noah,  from  717  to  737. 
In  the  following  we  have  "  vapour  and  exhalation" 
which  signify  the  same. 

Sea  covered  sea, 
Sea  without  shore.    V.  750. 

This  is  very  sublime  :  and  indeed  I  could  never 
heartily  join  with  those  who  condemn  in  Ovid 

Omnia  pontus  erant ;  deerant  quoque  litora  ponto.' 
It  is  true,  the  whole  fact  is  stated  in  the  first 
hemistych ;  but  the  mind's  eye  moves  from  the 
centre  to  the  circumference,  and  the  pleonasm 
carries  it  into  infinity.  If  there  is  any  fault  in 
this  passage  of  Ovid,  Milton  has  avoided  it,  but 
he  frequently  falls  into  one  vastly  more  than 
Ovidian,  and  after  so  awful  a  pause  as  is  nowhere 
else  in  all  the  regions  of  poetry. 

How  didst  thou  grieve  then,  Adam,  to  hehold 
The  end  of  all  thy  offspring !  end  so  sad  ! 
Depopulation ! 

Thee  another  flood, 

Of  tears  and  torrow  aflood,  thee  also  drowned, 
And  tank  thee  at  thy  son*. 


It  is  wonderful  how  little  reflection  on  many  oc- 
casions, and  how  little  knowledge  on  some  very 
obvious  ones,  is  displayed  by  Bentley.  To  pass 
over  his  impudence  in  pretending  to  correct  the 
words  of  Milton  (whose  hand-writing  was  extant) 
just  as  he  would  the  corroded  or  corrupt  text  of 
any  ancient  author,  here  in  v.  895.  "  To  drown 
the  world  with  man  therein,  or  beast;"  he  tells  us 
that  birds  are  forgot,  and  would  substitute  "  With 
man  or  beast  or  fowl."  He  might  as  well  have 
said  thai  fleas  are  forgot.  Beast  means  everything 
that  is  not  man.  It  would  be  much  more  sensible 
to  object  to  such  an  expression  as  men  andanimals, 
and  to  ask,  are  not  men  animals  ?  and  even  more 
so  than  the  rest,  if  anima  has  with  men  a  more 
extensive  meaning  than  with  other  creatures. 
Bentley  in  many  things  was  very  acute ;  but  his 
criticisms  on  poetry  produce  the  same  effect  as 
the  water  of  a  lead  mine  on  plants.  He  knew  no 
more  about  it  than  Hallam  knows,  in  whom  acute- 
ness  is  certainly  not  blunted  by  such  a  weight  of 
learning. 

Southey.  We  open  the  Twelfth  Book :  we  see 
land  at  last. 

Landor.  Yes,  and  dry  land  too.  Happily  the 
twelfth  is  the  shortest.  In  a  continuation  of  six 
hundred  and  twenty-five  flat  verses,  we  are  pre- 
pared for  our  passage  over  several  such  deserts  of 
almost  equal  extent,  and  still  more  frequent,  in 
Paradise  Regained.  But  at  the  close  of  the  poem 
now  under  our  examination,  there  is  a  brief  union 
of  the  sublime  and  the  pathetic  for  about  twenty 
lines,  beginning  with  "  All  in  bright  array." 

We  are  comforted  by  the  thought  that  Provi- 
dence had  not  abandoned  our  first  parents,  but 
was  still  their  guide ;  that,  although  they  had  lost 
Paradise,  they  were  not  debarred  from  Eden; 
that,  although  the  angel  had  left  them  solitary 
and  sorrowing,  he  left  them  "  yet  in  peace."  The 
termination  is  proper  and  complete. 

In  Johnson's  estimate  I  do  not  perceive  the  un- 
fairness of  which  many  have  complained.  Among 
his  first  observations  is  this :  "  Scarcely  any  recital 
is  wished  shorter  for  the  sake  of  quickening  the 
main  action."  This  is  untrue  :  were  it  true,  why 
remark,  as  he  does  subsequently,  that  the  poem 
is  mostly  read  as  a  duty;  not  as  a  pleasure.  I  think 
it  unnecessary  to  say  a  word  on  the  moral  or  the 
subject ;  for  it  requires  no  genius  to  select  a  grand 
one.  The  heaviest  poems  may  be  appended  to 
the  loftiest  themes.  Andreini  and  others,  whom 
Milton  turned  over  and  tossed  aside,  are  evi- 
dences. It  requires  a  large  stock  of  patience  to 
travel  through  Vida ;  and  we  slacken  in  our  march, 
although  accompanied  with  the  livelier  sing-song 
of  Sannazar.  Let  any  reader,  who  is  not  by  many 
degrees  more  pious  than  poetical,  be  asked  whe- 
ther he  felt  a  very  great  interest  in  the  greatest 
actors  of  Paradise  Lost,  in  what  is  either  said  or 
done  by  the  angels  or  the  Creator ;  and  whether 
the  humblest  and  weakest  does  not  most  attract 
him.  Johnson's  remarks  on  the  allegory  of  Mil- 
ton are  just  and  wise ;  so  are  those  on  the  non- 
materiality  or  non-immateriality  of  Satan.  These 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


faults  might  have  been  easily  avoided  :  but  Mil- 
ton, with  all  his  strength,  chose  rather  to  make 
Antiquity  his  shield-bearer,  and  to  come  forward 
under  a  protection  which  he  might  proudly  have 
disdained. 

Southey.  You  will  not  countenance  the  critic, 
nor  Dryden  whom  he  quotes,  in  saying  that 
Milton  "saw  Nature  through  the  spectacles  of 
books." 

Landor.  Unhappily  both  he  and  Dryden  saw 
Nature  from  between  the  houses  of  Fleet-street. 
If  ever  there  was  a  poet  who  knew  her  well, 
and  described  her  in  all  her  loveliness,  it  was 
Milton.  In  the  Paradi&e  Lost  how  profuse  in  his 
descriptions,  as  became  the  time  and  place  !  in  the 
Allegro  and  Penseroso,  how  exquisite  and  select ! 

Johnson  asks,  "  What  Englishman  can  take 
delight  in  transcribing  passages,  which,  if  they 
lessen  the  reputation  of  Milton,  diminish,  in 
some  degree,  the  honour  of  our  country ! "  I 
hope  the  honour  of  our  country  will  always  rest 
on  truth  and  justice.  It  is  not  by  concealing  what 
is  wrong  that  anything  right  can  be  accomplished. 
There  is  no  pleasure  in  transcribing  such  passages, 
but  there  is  great  utility.  Inferior  writers  exercise 
no  interest,  attract  no  notice,  and  serve  no  purpose. 
Johnson  has  himself  done  great  good  by  exposing 
great  faults  in  great  authors.  His  criticism  on 
Mil  ton's  highest  work  is  the  most  valuable  of  all  his 
writings.  He  seldom  is  erroneous  in  his  censures, 
but  he  never  is  sufficiently  excited  to  admira- 
tion of  what  is  purest  and  highest  in  poetry.  He 
has  this  in  common  with  common  minds  (from 
which  however  his  own  is  otherwise  far  remote), 
to  be  pleased  with  what  is  nearly  on  a  level  with 
him,  and  to  drink  as  contentedly  a  heady  beve- 
rage with  its  discoloured  froth,  as  what  is  of  the 
best  vintage.  He  is  morbid,  not  only  in  his  weak- 
ness, but  in  his  strength.  There  is  much  to  par- 
don, much  to  pity,  much  to  respect,  and  no  little 
to  admire  in  him. 

After  I  have  been  reading  the  Paradise  Lost, 
I  can  take  up  no  other  poet  with  satisfaction. 
I  seem  to  have  left  the  music  of  Handel  for 
the  music  of  the  streets,  or  at  best  for  drums 
and  fifes.  Although  in  Shakspeare  there  are 
occasional  bursts  of  harmony  no  less  sublime, 
yet,  if  there  were  many  such  in  continuation,  it 
would  be  hurtful,  not  only  in  comedy,  but  also  in 
tragedy.  The  greater  part  should  be  equable  and 
conversational.  For,  if  the  excitement  were  the 
same  at  the  beginning,  the  middle,  and  the  end  ; 
if  consequently  (as  must  be  the  case)  the  language 
and  versification  were  equally  elevated  throughout ; 
any  long  poem  would  be  a  bad  one,  and,  worst  of 
all,  a  drama.  In  our  English  heroic  verse,  such  as 


Milton  has  composed  it,  there  is  a  much  greater 
variety  of  feet,  of  movement,  of  musical  notes  and 
bars,  than  in  the  Greek  heroic;  and  the  final 
sounds  are  incomparably  more  diversified.  My 
predilection  in  youth  was  on  the  side  of  Homer  ; 
for  I  had  read  the  Iliad  twice,  and  the  Odyssea 
once,  before  the  Paradise  Lost.  Averse  as  I 
am  to  everything  relating  to  theology,  and  espe- 
cially to  the  view  of  it  thrown  open  by  this 
poem,  I  recur  to  it  incessantly  as  the  noblest 
specimen  in  the  world  of  eloquence,  harmony,  and 
genius. 

Sovihey.  Learned  and  sensible  men  are  of  • 
opinion  that  the  Paradise  Lost  should  have  ended 
with  the  words  "Providence  their  guide." 
It  might  very  well  have  ended  there;  but  we 
are  unwilling  to  lose  sight  all  at  once  of  our 
first  parents.  Only  one  more  glimpse  is  allowed 
us^  we  are  thankful  for  it.  We  have  seen  the 
natural  tears  they  dropped ;  we  have  seen  that 
they  wiped  them  soon.  And  why  was  it  ?  Not 
because  the  world  was  all  before  them,  but  because 
there  still  remained  for  them,  under  the  guidance 
of  Providence,  not  indeed  the  delights  of  Paradise, 
now  lost  for  ever,  but  the  genial  clime  and  calm 
repose  of  Eden. 

Landor.  It  has  been  the  practice  in  late  years 
to  supplant  one  dynasty  by  another,  political  and 
poetical.  Within  our  own  memory  no  man  had 
ever  existed  who  preferred  Lucretius,  on  the  whole, 
to  Virgil,  or  Dante  to  Homer.  But  the  great  Flo- 
rentine, in  these  days,  is  extolled  high  above  the 
Grecian  and  Milton.  Few,  I  believe,  have  studied 
him  more  attentively  or  with  more  delight  than  I 
have ;  but  beside  the  prodigious  disproportion  of 
the  bad  to  the  good,  there  are  fundamental  de- 
fects which  there  are  not  in  either  of  the  other 
two.  In  the  Divina  Commedia  the  characters  are 
without  any  bond  of  union,  any  field  of  action,  any 
definite  aim.  There  is  no  central  light  above  the 
Bolge ;  and  we  are  chilled  in  Paradise  even  at  the 
side  of  Beatrice. 

Southey.  Some  poetical  Perillus  must  surely 
have  invented  the  terza  rima.  I  feel  in  reading 
it  as  a  school-boy  feels  when  he  is  beaten  over  the 
head  with  a  bolster. 

Landor.  We  shall  hardly  be  in  time  for  dinner. 
What  should  we  have  been  if  we  had  repeated 
with  just  eulogies  all  the  noble  things  in  the  poem 
we  have  been  reading  ] 

Soicthey.  They  would  never  have  weaned  you 
from  the  Mighty  Mother  who  placed  her  turreted 
crown  on  the  head  of  Shakspeare. 

Landor.  A  rib  of  Shakspeare  would  have  made 
a  Milton :  the  same  portion  of  Milton,  all  poets 
born  ever  since. 


RHADAMISTUS  AND  ZENOBIA. 


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RHADAMISTUS    AND    ZENOBIA. 


Zenobla.  My  beloved  !  my  beloved  !  I  can  en- 
dure the  motion  of  the  horse  no  longer;  his 
weariness  makes  his  pace  so  tiresome  to  me. 
Surely  we  have  ridden  far,  very  far  from  home  ; 
and  how  shall  we  ever  pass  the  wide  and  rocky 
stream,  among  the  whirlpools  of  the  rapid  and 
the  deep  Araxes?  From  the  first  sight  of  it, 
0  my  husband  !  you  have  been  silent :  you  have 
looked  at  me  at  one  time  intensely,  at  another 
wildly:  have  you  mistaken  the  road]  or  the 
ford  ?  or  the  ferry? 

Rliadamistus.  Tired,  tired !  did  I  say?  ay,  thou 
must  be.  Here  thou  shalt  rest :  this  before  us  is 
the  place  for  it.  Alight ;  drop  into  my  arms : 
art  thou  within  them  1 

Zenobia.  Always  in  fear  for  me,  my  tender 
thoughtful  Ehadamistus ! 

Rliadamistus.  Khadamistus  then  once  more 
embraces  his  Zenobia ! 

Zenobia.  And  presses  her  to  his  bosom  as  with 
the  first  embrace. 

Rhadamistus.  What  is  the  first  to  the  last ! 

Zenobia.  Nay,  this  is  not  the  last. 

Rhadamistus.  Not  quite,  (0  agony !)  not  quite; 
once  more. 

Zenobia.  So :  with  a  kiss :  which  you  forget 
to  take. 

Rliadamistiis  (aside).  And  shall  this  shake  my 
purpose  ]  it  may  my  limbs,  my  heart,  my  brain  ; 
but  what  my  soul  so  deeply  determined,  it  shall 
strengthen  :  as  winds  do  trees  in  forests. 

Zenobia.  Come,  come  !  cheer  up.  How  good 
you  are  to  be  persuaded  by  me  :  back  again  at 
one  word  !  Hark  !  where  are  those  drums  and 
bugles  ?  on  which  side  are  these  echoes  ? 

Rhadamistus.  Alight,  dear,  dear  Zenobia  ! 
And  does  Rhadamistus  then  press  thee  to  his 
bosom  ?  Can  it  be  ! 

Zenobia.  Can  it  cease  to  be  ?  you  would  have 
said,  my  Rhadamistus !  Hark !  again  those 
trumpets  ]  on  which  bank  of  the  water  are  they ) 
Now  they  seem  to  come  from  the  mountains,  and 
now  along  the  river.  Men's  voices  too !  threats 
and  yells !  You,  my  Rhadamistus,  could  escape. 

Rhadamistus.  Wherefore  1  with  whom  ?  and 
whither  in  all  Asia  ? 

Zenobia.  Fly!  there  are  armed  men  climbing 
up  the  cliffs. 

Rhadamistus.  It  was  only  the  sound  of  the 
waves  in  the  hollows  of  them,  and  the  masses  of 
pebbles  that  rolled  down  from  under  you  as  you 
knelt  to  listen. 

Zenobia.  Turn  round  ;  look  behind !  is  it  dust 
yonder,  or  smoke  ?  and  is  it  the  sun,  or  what  is 
it,  shining  so  crimson?  not  shining  any  longer 
now,  but  deep  and  dull  purple,  embodying  into 
gloom. 

Rhadamistus.  It  is  the  sun,  about  to  set  at 
mid-day ;  we  shall  soon  see  no  more  of  him. 

Zenobia.  Indeed  !  what  an  ill  omen  !  but  how 


can  you  tell  that?  Do  you  think  it?  I  do  not. 
Alas  !  alas  !  the  dust  and  the  sounds  are  nearer. 

Rhadamistus.  Prepare  then,  my  Zenobia  ! 

Zenobia.  I  was  always  prepared  for  it. 

Rhadamistus.  What  reason,  0  unconfiding  girl ! 
from  the  day  of  our  union,  have  I  ever  given  you, 
to  accuse,  or  to  suspect  me  ? 

Zenobia.  None,  none  :  your  love,  even  in  these 
sad  moments,  raises  me  above  the  reach  of  for- 
tune. How  can  it  pain  me  so?  Do  I  repine? 
Worse  may  it  pain  me ;  but  let  that  love  never 
pass  away ! 

Rhadamistus.  Was  it  then  the  loss  of  power 
and  kingdom  for  which  Zenobia  was  prepared  ? 

Zenobia.  The  kingdom  was  lost  when  Rhada- 
mistus lost  the  affection  of  his  subjects.  Why  did 
they  not  love  you  ?  how  could  they  not  ?  Tell  me 
so  strange  a  thing.* 

Rliadamistus.  Fables,  fables  !  about  the  death 
of  Mithridates  and  his  children  :  declamations, 
outcries :  as  if  it  were  as  easy  to  bring  men  to 
life  again  as  .  .  I  know  not  what  .  .  to  call  after 
them. 

Zenobia.  But  about  the  children  ? 

Rhadamistus.  In  all  governments  there  are 
secrets. 

Zenobia.  Between  us  ? 

Rhadamistus.  No  longer  :  time  presses :  not  a 
moment  is  left  us,  not  a  refuge,  not  a  hope ! 

Zenobia.  Then  why  draw  the  sword? 

Rhadamistus.  Wanted  I  courage?  did  I  not 
fight  as  becomes  a  king  ? 

Zenobia.  True,  most  true. 

Rliadamistus.  Is  my  resolution  lost  to  me?  did 
I  but  dream  I  had  it  ? 

Zenobia.  Nobody  is  very  near  yet ;  nor  can 
they  cross  the  dell  where  we  did.  Those  are 
fled  who  could  have  shown  the  pathway.  Think 
not  of  defending  me.  Listen !  look  !  what  thou- 
sands are  coming.  The  protecting  blade  above 
my  head  can  only  provoke  the  enemy.  And 
do  you  still  keep  it  there  ?  You  grasp  my  arm 
too  hard.  Can  you  look  unkindly?  Can  it  be? 
0  think  again  and  spare  me,  Rhadamistus ! 
From  the  vengeance  of  man,  from  the  judgments 
of  heaven,  the  unborn  may  preserve  my  husband. 

Rhadamistus.  We  must  die  !  They  advance ; 
they  see  us  ;  they  rush  forward ! 

Zenobia.  Me,  me  would  you  strike?  Rather 
let  me  leap  from  the  precipice. 

Rhadamistus.  Hold!  Whither  would  thy  despe- 
ration ?  Art  thou  again  within  my  grasp  ? 

Zenobia.  0  my  beloved !  never  let  me  call  you 
cruel !  let  me  love  you  in  the  last  hour  of  seeing 
you  as  in  the  first.  I  must,  I  must .  .  and  be  it 
my  thought  in  death  that  you  love  me  so  !  I 
would  have  cast  away  my  life  to  save  you  from 

*  From  the  seclusion  of  the  Asiatic  women,  Zenobia 
may  be  supposed  to  have  been  ignorant  of  the  crimes 
Rhadamistus  had  committed. 


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remorse  :  it  may  do  that  and  more,  preserved  by 
you.  Listen  !  listen  !  among  those  who  pursue 
us  there  are  many  fathers ;  childless  by  his  own 
hand,  none.  Do  not  kill  our  baby  .  .  the  best  of 
our  hopes  when  we  had  many .  .  the  baby  not  yet 
ours !  Who  shall  then  plead  for  you,  my  unhappy 
husband  ' 

Jthadamistua.  My  honour ;  and  before  me,  sole 
arbiter  and  sole  audience  of  our  cause.  Bethink 
thee,  Zenobia,  of  the  indignities  . .  not  bearing 
on  my  fortunes  . .  but  imminent  over  thy  beauty ! 
What  said  I  ?  did  I  bid  thee  think  of  them  ? 
Rather  die  than  imagine,  or  than  question  me, 
what  they  are !  Let  me  endure  two  deaths  before 
my  own,  crueller  than  wounds  or  than  age  or  than 
servitude  could  inflict  on  me,  rather  than  make 
me  name  them. 

Zenobia.  Strike !  Lose  not  a  moment  so  pre- 
cious !  Why  hesitate  now  my  generous  brave 
defender? 

Bhadamistus.  Zenobia !  dost  thou  bid  it  1 

Zenobia.  Courage  is  no  longer  a  crime  in  you. 
Hear  the  shouts,  the  threats,  the  imprecations  ! 
Hear  them,  my  beloved !  let  me  no  more! 


Khadamistus.  Embrace  me  not,  Zenobia !  loose 
me,  loose  me ! 

Zenobia.  I  can  not :  thrust  me  away !  Divorce . . 
but  with  death  .  .  the  disobedient  wife,  no  longer 
your  Zenobia.  (He  strikes).  Oh  !  oh  !  one  innocent 
head  .  .  in  how  few  days  .  .  should  have  reposed 
.  .  no,  not  upon  this  blood.  Swim  across !  is  there 
a  descent . .  an  easy  one,  a  safe  one,  anywhere  1  I 
might  have  found  it  for  you !  ill-spent  time !  heed- 
less woman ! 

Rhadamistus.  An  arrow  hath  pierced  me :  more 
are  showering  round  us.  Go,  my  life's  flower! 
the  blighted  branch  drops  after.  Away !  forth 
into  the  stream !  strength  is  yet  left  me  for  it. 
(He  throws  her  into  the  river).  She  sinks  not ! 

0  last  calamity !    She  sinks  !  she  sinks !    Now 
both  are  well,  and  fearless !    One  look  more ! 
grant  one  more  look !    On  what  ?  where  was  it  1 
which  whirl1?  which  ripple?  they  are  gone  too. 
How  calm  is  the  haven  of  the  most  troubled  life ! 

1  enter  it !    Rebels !  traitors  !  slaves !  subjects  ! 
why  gape  ye  1  why  halt  ye  ?    On,  on,  dastards  ! 
Oh  that  ye  dared  to  follow !    (He  plunges  armed 
into  the  Araxes). 


ELDON  AND  ENCOMBE. 


Eldon.  Encombe !  why  do  you  look  so  grave 
and  sit  so  silent  1 

Encombe.  To  confess  the  truth,  I  played  last 
evening,  and  lost. 

Eldon.  You  played  ?  Do  you  call  it  playing,  to 
plunder  your  guest  and  over-reach  your  friends  ? 
Do  you  call  it  playing,  to  be  unhappy  if  you  can 
not  be  a  robber,  happy  if  you  can  be  one  ]  The 
fingers  of  a  gamester  reach  farther  than  a  robber's 
or  a  murderer's,  and  do  more  mischief.  Against 
the  robber  or  murderer  the  country  is  up  in  arms 
at  once :  to  the  gamester  every  bosom  is  open, 
that  he  may  contaminate  or  stab  it. 

Encombe.  Certainly  I  have  neither  stabbed  nor 
contaminated;  I  have  neither  plundered  nor 
over-reached. 

Eldon.  If  you  did  not  fancy  you  had  some 
advantages  over  your  adversary,  you  would  never 
have  tried  your  fortune  with  him.  I  am  not  sorry 
you  lost ;  it  will  teach  you  better. 

Encombe.  My  dear  father !  if  you  could  but 
advance  me  the  money ! 

Eldon.  Your  next  quarter,  the  beginning  of 
April,  is  nigh  at  hand.  However,  a  part,  a  moiety, 
forty  days  after  date  .  .  who  knows ! 

Encombe.  My  loss,  I  am  sorry  to  say,  is  heavy. 

Eldon.  Then  wait. 

Encombe.  Losers  would  willingly :  winners 
have  always  a  spur  against  the  flank. 

Eldon.  Tell  me  the  amount  of  the  debt. 

Encombe.  Two  thousand  pounds. 

Eldon.  Two  .  .  .  what !  thousand  .  .  .  pounds  ! 
Pounds  did  you  say1?  pounds  sterling  ?  incredible ! 

Encombe.  Too  true ! 

Eldon.  0  my  son  Encombe !  0  Encombe,  my 
son,  my  son ! 


Encombe.  I  now  perceive  you  pity  my  condi- 
tion, and  I  grieve  to  have  given  so  tender-hearted 
a  parent  so  much  uneasiness.  Those  blessed 
words  remind  me  of  the  royal  psalmist's. 

Eldon.  I  am  very  near  in  my  misfortunes  at 
least,  although  God  forbid  that  I  should  liken 
myself  in  wisdom  or  piety  to  that  good  old 
king,  that  king  after  God's  own  heart,  of  whom 
I  can  discover  no  resemblance  among  men,  ex- 
cepting our  own  most  gracious  sovran  George  the 
Fourth. 

Encombe.  Filial  love  suggests  to  me  some 
advantages  of  yours  over  that  early  light  of  the 
gentiles.  You  never  were  guilty  of  idolatry  nor 
adultery,  nor  ever  kept  (aside)  anything  but  his 
money. 

Eldon.  The  Lord  exempted  me  from  so  horri- 
ble a  sin  as  idolatry,  by  placing  me  in  the  hap- 
piest and  most  enlightened  (as  indeed  it  was 
lately)  of  all  the  countries  upon  earth.  Adultery 
and  concubinage  did  you  mention !  Another 
vorago,  two  voragoes,  Scylla  and  Charybdis,  of 
national  wealth. 

Encombe.  Not  national,  my  dear  father,  but 
private  .  .  unless  he  must  pay  for  .  .  . 

Eldon.  Hold !  hold !  No  indecent  reflections ! 
Son  Encombe !  do  begin  to  talk  more  discreetly 
and  more  nobly,  and  call  everything  private, 
national. 

Encombe.  Better  so,  than  to  make  everything 
national  private. 

Eldon.  The  laws  will  not  allow  that.  A  certain 
latitude,  a  liberal  construction,  a  privilege  here, 
a  perquisite  there  .  .  these  are  things  which  only 
the  malignant  would  carp  at :  the  wiser  of  both 
parties  take  the  same  view  of  them,  and  shake 


ELDON  AND  ENCOMBE. 


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their  heads,  leaving  such  trifles  as  they  found 
them. 

I  lane  voniam  petimusque  damusque  vicisslm. 

But,  son  Encombe,  I  have  often  had  occasion  to 
remark,  that  persons  who  have  thrown  them- 
selves under  tribulation  by  their  extravagancies, 
roll  themselves  up  in  a  new  morality  with  all  the 
nap  upon  it,  and  are  profuse  in  the  loan  of  sym- 
pathies. They  are  furnished  with  every  sort  of 
morality  but  that  particular  one  which  pinched 
them ;  and,  when  they  have  done  an  infinity  of 
private  mischief,  they  are  inflamed  with  a  mar- 
vellous passion  for  the  public  good.  Is  not  this 
somewhat  like  a  man  who  has  the  plague  about 
him  Joffering  to  cure  a  patient  of  the  hiccup. 
Another  set  of  them  is  still  more  censurable,  and, 
I  am  sorry  to  say,  a  remark  of  yours  reminded 
me  of  the  offence  whereof  they  are  habitually 
guilty.  Draw  distinctions,  draw  distinctions, 
Encombe !  One  of  the  errors  to  which  you 
alluded  in  the  mention  of  king  David,  if  indeed 
it  was  one,  as  perhaps  it  may  appear  at  first  sight, 
was  the  error  of  the  times  and  of  the  country. 
We  can  pretend  to  no  positive  proof  that  he 
cohabited  with  more  than  one  of  his  handmaidens, 
and  possibly  it  was  not  without  some  injunction 
from  above,  for  purposes  beyond  our  reach  and 
unbecoming  our  discussion.  We  must  close  our 
eyes  on  those  who  are  under  God's  guidance ; 
I  mean  his  more  especial  guidance,  for  under 
it  we  are  all,  weak  and  ignorant  creatures  as 
we  are. 

Encombe.  I  wish  I  had  been  rather  more  espe- 
cially so  ;  then  I  should  not  have  come  upon  you 
in  this  disagreeable  business. 

Eldon.  Don't  mind  that,  Encombe !  you  come 
not  upon  me ;  I  step  aside  from  it.  The  business 
may  be  disagreeable  to  you,  and  those  who  played 
with  you.  I  grieve  at  the  propensity,  but  I  will 
avert  the  ruin. 

Encombe.  My  dear  father !  do  not  grieve  at  it, 
only  pay  the  money. 

Eldon.  Only  pay  the  money!  only  pay  two 
thousand  pounds  !  All  the  moments  of  my  frail 
life,  nearly  worn  to  nothing  in  the  public  service, 
would  scarcely  suffice  me  for  counting  out  the 
sum. 

Encombe.  Never  fear ;  only  give  the  order :  the 
banker's  clerks  are  clever  fellows,  and  have  life 
enough  before  them  without  encroachment  upon 
yours.  I  know  you  will  pay  it,  my  noble-minded 
father,  you  look  so  relenting  and  generous. 

Eldon.  I  would  not  abuse  the  time  of  those 
worthy  clerks.  The  hours  we  deduct  from  youth 
can  never  be  added  to  age.  Time  and  virtue  are 
the  only  losses  that  are  irrecoverable. 

Encombe.  And  sometimes  two  thousand  pounds. 

Eldon.  Ha !  you  make  me  laugh.  Pity>  that 
with  so  much  ready  wit  you  should  not  also  keep 
about  you  a  little  ready  money.  Well,  now  we 
have  recovered  our  spirits,  we  will  dismiss  all 
further  thought  about  these  little  pecuniary  mat- 
ters. I  promise  you,  Encombe,  you  shall  hear  no 


more  from  me  about  them,  justly  as  I  might 
reprove  a  moment's  indiscretion,  which,  were  you 
not  insolvent,  would  be  serious. 

Encombe.  One  line  then. 

Eldon.  The  clever  clerks  you  mention  have 
all  got  into  parliament.  A  brace  or  leash  of 
them  have  been  tossed  up  to  the  ticking  of  my 
woolsack. 

Encombe.  There  are  others  as  clever  as  they, 
and  left  behind.  Let  me  bring  the  ink. 

Eldon.  Youths  of  business  in  these  days  will 
bring  their  weight  in  gold,  provided  they  have 
words  as  well  as  figures  at  their  disposal.  I  would 
die  with  the  reputation  of  having  been  a  just  and 
frugal  man.  You,  who  have  studied  the  classics, 
know  the  value  they  entertained  for  the  homo 
frugi,  and  how  many  virtues  that  term  included. 
In  conscience,  in  rectitude,  I  can  not  do  for  you 
what  a  sense  of  paternal  propriety  forced  me  to 
refuse  your  sister.  Kelying  on  the  benefices  in 
my  gift  as  chancellor,  and  venturing  to  fall  in 
love  with  a  clergyman  who  had  nothing,  what 
does  she  but  marry  !  No  other  way  was  left  of 
showing  her  the  imprudence  she  had  committed, 
than  withholding  all  supplies.  Nothing  had 
she  from  me  for  the  whole  year.  The  bonds  of 
compassion  will  yearn,  Encombe.  Fifteen  months, 
scarcely  fifteen  months,  had  elapsed,  when  Lady 
Eldon  made  for  the  baby  two  flannel  dresses, 
much  longer  than  itself;  and,  with  very  few  re- 
proaches, very  few  indeed,  I  sent  her  myself  a 
check  for  twenty  pounds,  payable  at  sight.  Bis 
dat  qui  cito  dot :  so  you  may  say  forty.  It  was 
worth  as  much  to  her  who  was  starving. 

His  Majesty  in  consideration  of  my  infirmities 
and  in  commiseration  of  my  afflictions,  has  been 
graciously  pleased  to  send  me  a  most  noble  breast 
of  mutton.  The  donation  would  have  been  more 
royal  had  there  been  capers  and  crumbs  of  bread 
with  it.  I  have  enemies,  my  son !  I  have 
enemies  who  intercepted  the  fulness  of  the  royal 
bounty.  However,  with  God's  blessing,  here  is 
enough  for  ourselves  and  the  servants  on  Christ- 
mas day;  and  the  superfluity  of  fat,  discreetly 
husbanded,  may  light  the  house  until  new  year's  : 
indeed  the  evening  of  that  joyous  day  may  be 
enlivened  by  it. 

If  there  is  anything  in  phrenology,  my  dear 
Encombe,  you  must  surely  have  a  mountainous 
boss  of  destructiveness  on  your  cranium. 

Encombe.  I,  my  Lord !  Why  1 

Eldon.  Otherwise  you  would  never  have  crum- 
pled so  that  admirable  piece  of  parchment.  It 
came  but  this  morning,  a  ticket  to  a  hare.  None 
such  is  fabricated  in  our  days :  it  would  have 
served  for  letters  patent  to  a  dukedom,  and  would 
have  borne  wax  enough  for  the  great  seal.  Now ! 
now!  now!  do  discontinue  such  childishness. 
Can  not  you  leave  entire  even  the  list  that  was 
about  the  hinder  legs!  I  laid  it  aside  for  the 
fruit-trees  against  the  south-wall.  Eemember, 
the  loss  is  yours,  if  you  have  fewer  and  smaller 
apricots.  All  I  can  say  is,  list  is  exorbitant : 
neither  they  who  make  the  liveries,  nor  they  who 


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sell  the  cloth,  throw  any  in ;  they  have  the 
meanness  to  think  of  selling  it.  Nothing  but 
selling  !  selling !  We  are  become  much  too  mer- 
cantile. 

Encombe.  I  must  interrupt  once  more  the  wis- 
dom of  your  experience  and  reflections.  The 
matter  is  really  urgent. 

Eldon.  Who  is  the  creditor  1 

Encombe.  The  Marquis  of  Selborough. 

Eldon.  Tell  him  I  have  made  up  my  mind 
never  to  pay  a  gambling  debt 

Encombe.  Would  you  wish  him  to  shoot  me  ? 

Eldon.  Shoot  you! 

Encombe.  Yes,  by  all  that  is  sacred  ! 

Eldon.  I  am  shocked  at  your  impiety.  He 
dares  not  shoot  you ;  and  no  action  will  lie.  Give 
him  my  opinion. 

Encombe.  He  would  give  me  his  in  return,  and 
we  should  be  just  where  we  stood  before. 

Eldon.  This  horrid  duelling!  I  have  been 
thinking  of  our  fine  walnut-tree.  I  did  indeed 
hope  to  derive  some  advantage  from  it  in  my 
declining  years,  little  as  I  apprehended  they 
would  be  obscured  and  chilled  by  the  eclipse  of 
dignity  and  the  storms  of  fortune.  It  was  valued 
at  forty  pounds  :  providential  if  it  produce  me 
thirty  at  present. 

Encombe.  It  will  produce  you  walnuts. 

Eldon.  My  double  teeth  are  gone,  and  scarcely 
any  two  meet  of  the  single.  They  are  like  friends 
to  persons  out  of  place  :  they  stand  apart  and 
look  shy,  and  only  wish  they  could  serve  us. 

Encombe.  Well,  my  dear  father,  let  us  rather 
think  about  the  payment  of  the  money  than 
about  this  melancholy  matter. 

Eldon.  Encombe !  Encombe !  take  care  of  your 
teeth.  In  youth  we  know  not  the  real  value  of 
anything ;  age  instructs  us.  If  you  lose  a  finger, 
the  rest  remain ;  if  you  lose  a  tooth,  believe  me 
you  hold  the  remainder  on  no  valid  security.  A 
dissolute  life,  care,  loss  of  money,  late  hours, 
hot  liquors,  rich  gravies,  many  dishes,  French 
and  Khenish  wines,  excursions  on  the  sea  in 
yachts,  the  sea-coast  in  crowded  places,  and, 
above  all,  the  breath  of  horses  on  the  race-course, 
are  prejudicial  to  the  duration  of  teeth.  Divine 
Providence  gives  us  two  sets,  and  makes  us  suffer 
acutely  at  each  gift,  in  order  that  we  may  remem- 
ber it  and  prize  it.  Should  you  happen  to  hear 
of  anyone  desirous  to  purchase  a  fine  walnut- 
tree,  particularly  adapted  to  duelling  pistol  stocks, 
you  may  tell  him  of  ours  near  the  house,  where 
dear  Lady  Eldon  loves  to  sit  and  amuse  herself 
in  the  summer  evenings,  and  where  we  enjoy 
together  the  sweet  reflection  of  a  well-spent  life. 
It  might  not  be  amiss  to  mention  that  our 
favourite  tree  was  valued  by  admeasurement  at 
forty  pounds  or  upward.  Mark  me,  say  or 
upward.  The  virtuous  man  is  observant  of 
truth,  even  to  his  serious  loss  and  detriment. 
There  is  much  envy,  much  malignity,  in  the 
world  we  live  in.  It  is  by  no  means  clear  to  me 
(indeed  I  am  inclined  to  think  the  contrary)  that 
there  was  ever  a  more  general  or  a  more  intense 


hostility  toward  men  in  office  than  at  present ; 
especially  if,  by  the  appointment  of  the  Almighty 
they  have  the  honour  and  happiness  to  be  in  the 
confidence  of  his  Majesty.  Seeing  this,  it  would 
not  at  all  surprise  me  if  some  wicked  wretch  or 
other,  desirous  of  bringing  me  and  the  laws  of 
England  into  contempt,  should  insinuate  that  I 
would  aid  and  abet,  and  lend  my  hand  to,  the 
practice  of  duelling.  Could  he  but  see  my  heart ; 
could  he  but  hear  this  conversation !  God  is 
my  judge  ;  I  wish  only,  as  a  conscientious  man, 
upright  in  all  my  dealings,  to  sell  my  walnut- 
tree.  I  know  not  whether,  if  the  offer  should 
come  through  a  third  party,  it  might  be  useful  to 
remark  that  Lord  Chancellor  Eldon  was  in  the 
habit  of  meditating  under  this  walnut-tree  some 
of  his  most  important  decrees,  twenty  years 
together.  Shakspeare's  mulberry  was  cut  up 
into  snuff-boxes,  and  a  guinea  has  been  given 
for  three  inches  square.  I  have  drawn  as  many 
tears  as  ever  he  did,  and  all  in  the  line  of  duty, 
and  by  law.  Perhaps  I  may  be  remembered 
a  shorter  time  among  men.  Certain  great  ones, 
to  whom  the  services  of  my  whole  life  were 
devoted,  seem  to  have  forgotten  me  already.  But 
fidelity  to  our  word,  to  our  wives,  to  our  God,  and 
to  our  king,  ensures  my  happiness  here  and  here- 
after. 

Encombe.  Nevertheless,  my  dear  father,  your 
tone  and  manner  are  excessively  despondent. 

Eldon.  Not  at  all,  not  at  all.  Another  would 
be  vexed  at  seeing  a  mere  child  take  his  chair  in 
the  Court  of  Chancery  :  another  would  tremble  at 
the  probable  consequences  of  such  inexperience . . . 
Well,  well !  they  may  want  me  yet,  and  may  not 
have  me. 

Encombe.  Could  you  be  insensible  to  the  call 
of  king  and  country?  You  shed  tears  at  the 
very  thought :  I  have  touched  the  tender  point, 
the  nerve  of  patriotism. 

Eldon.  Lend  me  your  pocket-handkerchief ;  for 
mine  is  a  clean  one.  Thank  you ;  I  am  truly 
grateful  for  your  sympathy  and  attention  .  . 
Are  you  mad,  Encombe  1  why,  yours  is  clean  too. 
Take  it  back  :  I  must  go  upstairs  for  my  last. 
Who  is  that  man  at  the  hall-door] 

Encombe.  Apparently  a  beggar. 

Eldon.  Go  away,  go  away ;  beggary  is  contrary 
to  law.  I  pity  you,  my  good  friend,  from  the 
bottom  of  my  heart. 

Beggar.  What  a  cold  place  his  pity  comes  from ! 
No  wonder  it  has  caught  the  cramp,  and  limps. 

Eldon.  George  the  Third,  of  happy  memory, 
stood  forward  a  bright  example  to  all  future 
kings.  But  I  am  not  about  to  cite  him  in  that 
high  station.  By  God's  appointment  he  also 
shone  a  burning  light  for  the  guidance  of  parents. 
Being  the  natural  guardian  of  his  blessed  Majesty 
now  reigning,  he  received  on  his  behalf  the 
proceeds  of  the  duchies  of  Cornwall  and  Lan- 
caster, together  with  certain  proceeds  from  the 
principality  of  Wales.  In  twenty-one  years,  with 
compound  interest  of  five  per  cent,  his  Royal 
Highness,  then  prince  of  Wales,  at  present  our 


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most  gracious  sovran,  might  have  imbursed,  at 
the  hands  of  his  august  parent,  from  the  said 
proceeds,  some  nine  hundred  thousand  pounds. 
But,  knowing  that  a  virtuous  and  a  religious 
education  is  more  pleasing  to  the  eyes  of  our 
Maker,  and  more  beneficial  to  the  subject,  he 
expended  the  whole  sum  on  his  royal  son's 
education. 

Encombe.  Nine  hundred  thousand  pounds  ? 

Eldon.  A  fraction  more  or  less. 

Encombe.  Impossible  ! 

Eldon.  His  Majesty  himself  declared  it.  Ee- 
member,  the  tutors  of  princes  are  lords  temporal 
and  spiritual. 

Encombe.  Oh  then,  in  that  case,  his  Majesty's 
word  may  be  relied  on. 

Eldon.  I  likewise  have  bestowed  on  you,  son 
Encombe,  an  education  such  as  was  suitable  to 
your  future  rank  in  society.  It  is  beyond  my 
power  to  throw  you  back  on  Parliament.  The 
Houses  would  not  accept  my  recommendation 
for  your  relief. 

Encombe.  Indeed  I  am  not  so  mad  as  to 
expect  it. 

Eldon,  It  is  worse  madness  to  expect  it  from 
me.  The  one  has  a  precedent,  the  other  none. 
But  my  bowels  yearn  for  you,  although  you  have 
brought  a  whole  Vesuvius  of  ashes  on  my  grey 
hairs. 

Encombe.  Even  our  most  gracious  Eegent  has 
played  at  cards  and  lost. 

Eldon.  Cards  were  invented  for  the  diversion 
of  a  king,  and  therefore  of  right  do  belong  to 
kings.  Well  we  know,  Encombe,  that  our  most 
gracious  ruler  is  the  least  addicted  to  light  and 
frivolous  pleasures  :  and  fairly  may  we  infer  that, 
if  he  played  and  lost  at  cards,  it  could  only  be  to 
countenance  the  subject.  Perhaps  to  encourage 
the  conversion  of  rags  into  paper.  The  colour- 
man,  the  glue-man,  entered  (no  doubt)  into  his 
calculation.  The  money  he  graciously  lost  was 
probably  won  by  some  faithful  old  servant,  whose 
family  was  in  poverty  and  affliction.  Delicate  as 
he  is  in  all  things,  he  could  not  act  more  delicately 
in  any  than  in  this.  That  he  is  the  most  absti- 
nent of  mankind,  not  only  his  household,  but  all 
around,  have  incontestable  proofs  before  their 
eyes.  By  the  sagacity  and  sound  discretion  of 
his  royal  father,  of  happy  memory,  he  was  pre- 
cluded from  these  proceeds  of  which  we  already 
have  largely  spoken,  and  consequently  he  is 


reported  to  have  incurred  sundry  debts.  In  order 
to  defray  them,  he  took  a  consort. 

Encombe.  Being,  in  the  eye  of  God,  married 
already. 

Eldon.  No,  son  Encombe,  no;  emphatically  no. 

Encombe.  My  dear  father,  you  always  lay  the 
strongest  emphasis  on  that  word,  especially  when, 
as  now  .  . 

Eldon.  Encombe !  I  can  not  but  rejoice  and 
smile  at  your  ready  wit.  Your  uncle  Stowell  has 
it  also.  li  lies  deeply  seated  in  the  family :  my 
mine  has  never  yet  been  worked :  it  might  not 
answer.  But  let  me  correct  your  error  of  judg- 
ment, and  inform  you  that  what  is  not  in  the  eye 
of  the  law  can  not  be  in  the  eye  of  God.  For 
God  is  law,  is  order,  economy,  and  perfection. 
Blessed  be  his  holy  name  !  I  shall  hardly  be 
accused  of  flattery  in  reverting  from  God  to  God's 
vice-gerent ;  more  especially  when  my  aim  is 
solely  your  admonition.  Imitate  him,  Encombe, 
imitate  him ! 

Encombe.  I  was  apprehensive  I  had  imitated 
him  too  closely. 

Eldon.  Take  a  wife  of  some  substance. 

Encombe.  He  certainly  has  done  that :  but  I 
am  unambitious  of  so  large  a  dominion. 

Eldon.  His  royal  highness  was  singularly 
abstemious  and  patriotic  in  his  union.  The 
instant  that,  by  possibility,  the  hopes  of  his  people 
were  accomplished,  he  was  as  chaste  toward  his 
consort  as  his  predecessor  Edward  the  Confessor. 

Encombe.  In  consequence  of  which  abstemious- 
ness .  .  . 

Eldon.  Hold  !  hold  !  We  mortals  are  short- 
sighted. God  delivered  the  lady  from  her  perils. 
Reluctantly  should  I  have  pronounced  a  sentence 
of  blood.  But  God,  in  some  cases,  hath  ordained 
that  the  axe  separate  the  impure  from  the  pure. 

Encombe.  Both  parties  were  equally  safe,  if 
such  be  his  ordinance. 

Eldon.  Furthermore,  you  have  the  authority 
of  your  sovran  for  denying  the  validity  of  lawless 
obligations.  His  Majesty,  by  right,  took  posses- 
sion of  the  Duke  of  York's  effects.  His  creditors 
claimed  them,  pretending  not  only  that  they  were 
unpaid  for,  but  also  that  they  existed  on  the 
premises  at  the  Duke's  decease.  Yet  his  Majesty 
demurred.  The  creditors  may  bring  their  action  : 
it  will  lie. 

Encombe.  For  ever. 


TANCREDI*   AND    CONSTANTIA. 


Constantia.  Is  this  in  mockery,  sir  ?  Do  you 
place  me  under  a  canopy,  and  upon  what  (no 
doubt)  you  presume  to  call  a  throne,  for  de- 
rision 1 

Tancredi.  Madonna !  if  it  never  were  a  throne 

*  Tancredi  was  crowned  1190,  and  died  of  grief  at  the 
lossof  his  onlyson,  1194.  Constantia,  daughter  of  William 
It.  of  Sicily,  was  married  to  the  Emperor  Henry  VI. 


before,  henceforward  let  none  approach  it  but 
with  reverence.  The  greatest,  the  most  virtuous, 
of  queens  and  empresses  (it  were  indecorous  in 
such  an  inferior  as  I  am  to  praise  in  your  pre- 
sence aught  else  in  you  that  raises  men's  admira- 
tion) leaves  a  throne  for  homage  wherever  she 
has  rested. 
Constantia.  Count  Tancredi !  your  past  con- 


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duct  ill  accords  with  your  present  speech.  Your 
courtesy,  great  as  it  is,  would  have  been  much 
greater,  if  you  yourself  had  taken  me  captive,  and 
had  not  turned  your  horse  and  rode  back,  on  pur- 
pose that  villanous  hands  might  seize  me. 

Tancredi.  Knightly  hands  (I  speak  it  with  all 
submission)  are  not  villanous.  I  could  not  in 
my  heart  command  you  to  surrender ;  and  I 
would  not  deprive  a  brave  man,  a  man  dis- 
tinguished for  deference  and  loyalty,  of  the  plea- 
sure he  was  about  to  enjoy  in  encountering  your 
two  barons.  I  am  confident  he  never  was  dis- 
courteous. 

Constant™.  He  was;  he  took  my  horse's 
bridle  by  the  bit,  turned  his  back  on  me,  and 
would  not  let  me  go. 

Tancredi.  War  sometimes  is  guilty  of  such 
enormities,  and  even  worse. 

Constantsa.  I  would  rather  have  surrendered 
myself  to  the  most  courageous  knight  in  Italy. 

Tancredi.  Which  may  that  be  ? 

Constantia.  By  universal  consent,  Tancredi, 
Count  of  Lecce. 

Tancredi.  To  possess  the  highest  courage,  is 
but  small  glory ;  to  be  without  it,  is  a  great  dis- 
grace. 

Constantia.  Loyalty,  not  only  to  ladies,  but  to 
princes,  is  the  true  and  solid  foundation  of  it. 
Countof  Lecce!  am  I  not  the  daughter  of  your  king] 

Tancredi.  I  recognise  in  the  Lady  Constantia 
the  daughter  of  our  late  sovran  lord,  King  William, 
of  glorious  memory. 

Constantia.  Recognise  then  your  queen. 

Tancredi.  Our  laws,  and  the  supporters  of 
these  laws,  forbid  it. 

Constantia.  Is  that  memory  a  glorious  one,  as 
you  call  it,  which  a  single  year  is  sufficient  to 
erase  ?  And  did  not  my  father  nominate  me  his 
heir? 

Tancredi.  A  kingdom  is  not  among  the  chat- 
tels of  a  king :  a  people  is  paled  within  laws,  and 
not  within  parks  and  chases :  the  powerfullest 
have  no  privilege  to  sport  in  that  inclosure. 
The  barons  of  the  realm  and  the  knights  and  the 
people  assembled  in  Palermo,  and  there  by 
acclamation  called  and  appointed  me  to  govern 
the  state.  Certainly  the  Lady  Constantia  is 
nearer  to  the  throne  in  blood,  and  much  wor- 
thier :  I  said  so  then.  The  unanimous  reply  was 
that  Sicily  should  be  independent  of  all  other 
lands,  and  that  neither  German  Kings  nor  Roman 
Emperors  should  controll  her. 

Constantia.  You  must  be  aware,  sir,  that  an 
armed  resistance  to  the  Emperor  is  presumptuous 
and  traitorous. 

Tancredi.  He  has  carried  fire  and  sword  into 
my  country,  and  has  excited  the  Genoese  and 
Pisans,  men  speaking  the  same  language  as  our- 
selves, to  debark  on  our  coasts,  to  demolish  our 
villages,  and  to  consume  our  harvests. 

Constantia.  Being  a  sovran,  he  possesses  the 
undoubted  right. 

Tancredi.  Being  a  Sicilian,  I  have  no  less  a 
right  to  resist  him. 


Constantia.  Right?  Do  rights  appertain  to 
vassals ' 

Tancredi.  Even  to  them  ;  and  this  one  particu- 
larly. Were  J  still  a  vassal,  I  should  remember 
that  I  am  a  king  by  election,  by  birth  a  Sicilian, 
and  by  descent  a  Norman. 

Constantia.  All  these  fine  titles  give  no  right 
whatever  to  the  throne,  from  which  an  insuperable 
bar  precludes  you. 

Tancredi.  What  bar  can  there  be  which  my 
sword  and  my  people's  love  are  unable  to  bear 
down? 

Constantia.  Excuse  my  answer. 

Tancredi.  Deign  me  one,  I  entreat  you,  Ma- 
donna !  although  the  voice  of  my  country  may  be 
more  persuasive  with  me  even  than  yours. 

Constantia.  Count  Lecce !  you  are  worthy  of 
all  honour,  excepting  that  alone  which  can  spring 
only  from  lawful  descent. 

Tancredi.  My  father  was  the  first-born  of  the 
Norman  conqueror,  king  of  Sicily :  my  mother, 
in  her  own  right,  countess  of  Lecce.  I  have 
no  reason  to  blush  at  my  birth ;  nor  did  ever  the 
noble  breast  which  gave  me  nourishment  heave 
with  a  sense  of  ignominy  as  she  pressed  me  to  it. 
She  thought  the  blessing  of  the  poor  equivalent 
to  the  blessing  of  the  priest. 

Constantia.  I  would  not  refer  to  her  ungently: 
but  she  by  her  alliance  set  at  nought  our  Holy 
Father. 

Tancredi.  In  all  her  paths,  in  all  her  words 
and  actions,  she  obeyed  him. 

Constantia.  Our  Holy  Father  ? 

Tancredi.  Our  holiest,  our  only  holy  one,  "  our 
Father  which  is  in  heaven."  She  wants  no 
apology:  precedent  is  nothing :  but  remember 
our  ancestors :  I  say  ours ;  for  I  glory  in  the 
thought  that  they  are  the  same,  and  so  near. 
Among  the  early  dukes  of  Normandy,  vanquishers 
of  France,  and  (what  is  greater)  conquerors  of 
England,  fewer  were  born  within  the  pale  of 
wedlock  than  without.  Nevertheless  the  ladies 
of  our  nation  were  always  as  faithful  to  love 
and  duty,  as  if  hoods  and  surplices  and  psalms 
had  gone  before  them,  and  the  church  had  been 
the  vestibule  to  the  bedchamber. 

Constantia.  My  cousin  the  countess  was  irre- 
proachable, and  her  virtues  have  rendered  you  as 
popular  as  your  exploits. 

Who  is  this  pretty  boy  who  holds  down  his  head 
so,  with  the  salver  in  his  hand  ? 

Tancredi.  He  is  my  son. 

Constantia.  Why  then  does  he  kneel  before  me  ? 

Tancredi.  To  teach  his  father  his  duty. 

Constantia.  You  acknowledge  the  rights  of 
my  husband  ? 

Tancredi.  To  a  fairer  possession  than  fair 
Sicily. 

Constantia.  I  must  no  longer  hear  this  language. 

Tancredi.  I  utter  it  from  the  depths  of  a  heart 
as  pure  as  the  coldest. 

Constantia  (to  the  boy).  Yes,  my  sweet  child  ! 
I  accept  the  refreshments  you  have  been  hold- 
ing so  patiently  and  present  so  gracefully.  But 


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you  should  have  risen  from  your  knees ;  such  a 
posture  is  undue  to  a  captive. 

Boy.  Papa!  what  did  the  lady  say?  Do  you 
ever  make  ladies  captives  ? 

(To  Constantia).  Run  away :  I  will  hold  his 
hands  for  him. 

Constantia.  I  intend  to  run  away ;  but  you 
are  quite  as  dangerous  as  your  father.  Count ! 
you  must  name  my  ransom. 

Tancredi.  Madonna,  I  received  it  when  you 
presented  your  royal  hand  to  my  respectful 
homage.  The  barons  who  accompanied  you  are 
mounted  at  the  door,  in  order  to  reconduct  you ; 
and  the  most  noble  and  the  most  venerable  of 
mine  will  be  proud  of  the  same  permission. 

Constantia.  I  also  am  a  Sicilian,  Tancredi !  I 
also  am  sensible  to  the  glories  of  the  Norman 
race.  Never  shall  my  husband,  if  I  have  any 
influence  over  him,  be  the  enemy  of  so  cour- 


teous a  knight.  I  could  almost  say,  prosper ! 
prosper!  for  the  defence,  the  happiness,  the  ex- 
ample, of  our  Sicily. 

Tancredi.  We  maybe  deprived  of  territory  and 
power;  but  never  of  knighthood.  The  brave  alone 
can  merit  it,  the  brave  alone  can  confer  it,  the  recre- 
ant alone  can  lose  it.  So  long  as  there  is  Nor- 
man blood  in  my  veins  I  am  a  knight :  and  our 
blood  and  our  knighthood  are  given  us  to  defend 
the  sex.  Insensate !  I  had  almost  said  the  weaker  ! 
and  with  your  eyes  before  me ! 

Constantia.  He  can  not  be  a  rebel,  nor  a  false 
bad  man. 

Tancredi.  Lady!  the  sword  which  I  humbly 
lay  at  your  feet  was,  a  few  years  ago,  a  black  mis- 
shapen mass  of  metal:  the  gold  that  surrounds 
it,  the  jewel  that  surmounts  it,  the  victories  it 
hath  gained,' constitute  now  its  least  value;  it 
owes  the  greatest  to  its  position. 


FRA  FILIPPO  LIPPI  AND  POPE  EUGENIUS  THE  FOURTH. 


Eugenius.  Filippo !  I  am  informed  by  my  son 
Cosimo  de'  Medici  of  many  things  relating  to  thy 
life  and  actions,  and  among  the  rest,  of  thy  throw- 
ing off  the  habit  of  a  friar.  Speak  to  me  as  to  a 
friend.  Was  that  well  done  ? 

Filippo.  Holy  Father !  it  was  done  most  unad- 
visedly. 

Eugenius.  Continue  to  treat  me  with  the  same 
confidence  and  ingenuousness ;  and,  beside  the 
remuneration  I  intend  to  bestow  on  thee  for  the 
paintings  wherewith  thou  hast  adorned  my  palace, 
I  will  remove  with  my  own  hand  the  heavy  accu- 
mulation of  thy  sins,  and  ward  off  the  peril  of 
fresh  ones,  placing  within  thy  reach  every  worldly 
solace  and  contentment. 

Filippo.  Infinite  thanks,  Holy  Father !  from 
the  innermost  heart  of  your  unworthy  servant, 
whose  duty  aiid  wishes  bind  him  alike  and 
equally  to  a  strict  compliance  with  your  paternal 
commands. 

Eugenius.  Was  it  a  love  of  the  world  and  its 
vanities  that  induced  thee  to  throw  aside  the 
frock  1 

Filippo.  It  was  indeed,  Holy  Father !  I  never 
had  the  courage  to  mention  it  in  confession  among 
my  manifold  offences. 

Eugenius.  Bad !  bad !  Repentance  is  of  little 
use  to  the  sinner,  unless  he  pour  it  from  a  full  and 
overflowing  heart  into  the  capacious  ear  of  the 
confessor.  Ye  must  not  go  straightforward  and 
bluntly  up  to  your  Maker,  startling  him  with  the 
horrors  of  your  guilty  conscience.  Order,  decency, 
time,  place,  opportunity,  must  be  observed. 

Filippo.  I  have  observed  the  greater  part  of 
them  :  time,  place,  and  opportunity. 

Eugenius.  That  is  much.  In  consideration  of 
it,  I  hereby  absolve  thee. 

Filippo.  I  feel  quite  easy,  quite  new-born. 

Eugenius.  I  am  desirous  of  hearing  what  sdrt 
of  feelings  thou  experiencest,  when  thou  givest 


loose  to  thy  intractable  and  unruly  wishes.  Now, 
this  love  of  the  world,  what  can  it  mean1?  A 
love  of  music,  of  dancing,  of  riding  ]  What  in 
short  is  it  in  thee  ? 

Filippo.  Holy  Father !  I  was  ever  of  a  hot  and 
amorous  constitution. 

Eugenius.  Well,  well !  I  can  guess,  within  a 
trifle,  what  that  leads  unto.  I  very  much  disap- 
prove of  it,  whatever  it  may  be.  And  then  ?  and 
then  1  Prythee  go  on :  I  am  inflamed  with  a 
miraculous  zeal  to  cleanse  thee. 

FiUppo.  I  have  committed  many  follies,  and 
some  sins. 

Eugenius.  Let  me  hear  the  sins;  I  do  not 
trouble  my  head  about  the  follies;  the  Church  has 
no  business  with  them.  The  state  is  founded  on 
follies,  the  Church  on  sins.  Come  then,  unsack 
them. 

Filippo.  Concupiscence  is  both  a  folly  and  a 
sin.  I  felt  more  and  more  of  it  when  I  ceased  to 
be  a  monk,  not  having  (for  a  time)  so  ready  means 
of  allaying  it. 

Eugenius.  No  doubt.  Thou  shouldst  have 
thought  again  and  again  before  thou  strippedst 
off  the  cowl. 

Filippo.  Ah !  Holy  Father  1  I  am  sore  at  heart. 
I  thought  indeed  how  often  it  had  held  two  heads 
together  under  it,  and  that  stripping  it  off  was 
double  decapitation.  But  compensation  and  con- 
tentment came,  and  we  were  warm  enough  with- 
out it. 

Eugenius.  I  am  minded  to  reprove  thee  gravely. 
No  wonder  it  pleased  the  Virgin,  and  the  saints 
about  her,  to  permit  that  the  enemy  of  our  faith 
should  lead  thee  captive  into  Barbary. 

Filippo.  The  pleasure  was  all  on  their  side. 

Eugenius.  I  have  heard  a  great  many  stories 
both  of  males  and  females  who  were  taken  by 
Tunisians  and  Algerines :  and  although  there  is 
a  sameness  in  certain  parts  of  them,  my  especial 


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benevolence  toward  thee,  worthy  Filippo,  would 
induce  me  to  lend  a  vacant  ear  to  thy  report. 
And  now,  good  Filippo,  I  could  sip  a  small  glass 
of  muscatel  or  Orvieto,  and  turn  over  a  few 
bleached  almonds,  or  essay  a  smart  dried  apri- 
cot at  intervals,  and  listen  while  thou  relatest  to 
me  the  manners  and  customs  of  that  country, 
and  particularly  as  touching  thy  own  adversities. 
First,  how  wast  thou  taken  ? 

Filippo.  I  was  visiting  at  Pesaro  my  wor- 
shipful friend  the  canonico  Andrea  Paccone,  who 
delighted  in  the  guitar,  played  it  skilfully,  and 
was  always  fond  of  hearing  it  well  accompanied 
by  the  voice.  My  own  instrument  I  had  brought 
with  me,  together  with  many  gay  Florentine 
songs,  some  of  which  were  of  such  a  turn  and 
tendency,  that  the  canonico  thought  they  would 
sound  better  on  water,  and  rather  far  from 
shore,  than  within  the  walls  of  the  canonicate. 
He  proposed  then,  one  evening  when  there  was 
little  wind  stirring,  to  exercise  three  young 
abbates*  on  their  several  parts,  a  little  way  out 
of  hearing  from  the  water's  edge. 

Eugenius.  I  disapprove  of  exercising  young 
abbates  in  that  manner. 

Filippo.  Inadvertently,  0  Holy  Father !  I  have 
made  the  affair  seem  worse  than  it  really  was.  In 
fact,  there  were  only  two  genuine  abbates;  the 
third  was  Donna  Lisetta,  the  good  canonico's 
pretty  niece,  who  looks  so  archly  at  your  Holiness 
when  you  bend  your  knees  before  her  at  bed-time. 

Eugenius.  How]    Where? 

Filippo.  She  is  the  angel  on  the  right-hand 
side  of  the  Holy  Family,  with  a  tip  of  amethyst- 
coloured  wing  over  a  basket  of  figs  and  pome- 
granates. I  painted  her  from  memory :  she  was 
then  only  fifteen,  and  worthy  to  be  the  niece  of 
an  archbishop.  Alas !  she  never  will  be :  she 
plays  and  sings  among  the  infidels,  and  perhaps 
would  eat  a  landrail  on  a  Friday  as  unreluctantly 
as  she  would  a  roach. 

Eugenius.  Poor  soul !  So  this  is  the  angel  with 
the  amethyst-coloured  wing1?  I  thought  she 
looked  wanton  :  we  must  pray  for  her  release  .  . 
from  the  bondage  of  sin.  What  followed  in  your 
excursion  1 

Filippo.  Singing,  playing,  fresh  air,  and  plash- 
ing water,  stimulated  our  appetites.  We  had 
brought  no  eatable  with  us  but  fruit  and  thin 
marzopane,  of  which  the  sugar  and  rose-water 
were  inadequate  to  ward  off  hunger ;  and  the  sight 
of  a  fishing-vessel  between  us  and  Ancona,  raised 
our  host's  immoderately.  "  Yonder  smack," 
said  he,  "  is  sailing  at  this  moment  just  over 
the  very  best  sole-bank  in  the  Adriatic.  If  she 
continues  her  course  and  we  run  toward  her, 
we  may  be  supplied,  I  trust  in  God,  with  the  finest 
fish  in  Christendom.  Methinks  I  see  already  the 
bellies  of  those  magnificent  soles  bestar  the  deck, 
and  emulate  the  glories  of  the  orient  sky."  He 
gave  his  orders  with  such  a  majestic  air,  that  he 
looked  rather  like  an  admiral  than  a  priest. 

*  Little  boys,  wearing  clerical  habits,  are  often  called 
albati. 


Eguenius.  How  now,  rogue !  Why  should 
not  the  churchman  look  majestically  and  cou- 
rageously 1  I  myself  have  found  occasion  for  it, 
and  exerted  it. 

Filippo.  The  world  knows  the  prowess  of  your 
Holiness. 

Eugenius.  Not  mine,  not  mine,  Filippo!  but 
His  who  gave  me  the  sword  and  the  keys,  and  the 
will  and  the  discretion  to  use  them.  I  trust  the 
canonico  did  not  misapply  his  station  and  power, 
by  taking  the  fish  at  any  unreasonably  low  price ; 
and  that  he  gave  his  blessing  to  the  remainder, 
and  to  the  poor  fishermen  and  to  their  nets. 

Filippo.  He  was  angry  at  observing  that  the 
vessel,  while  he  thought  it  was  within  hail,  stood 
out  again  to  sea. 

Eugenius.  He  ought  to  have  borne  more  man- 
fully so  slight  a  vexation. 

Filippo.  On  the  contrary,  he  swore  bitterly  he 
would  have  the  master's  ear  between  his  thumb 
and  forefinger  in  another  half-hour,  and  regretted 
that  he  had  cut  his  nails  in  the  morning  lest 
they  should  grate  on  his  guitar.  "  They  may  fish 
well,"  cried  he,  "  but  they  can  neither  sail  nor 
row ;  and,  when  I  am  in  the  middle  of  that  tub  of 
theirs,  I  will  teach  them  more  than  they  look 
for."  Sure  enough  he  was  in  the  middle  of  it  at  the 
time  he  fixed  :  but  it  was  by  aid  of  a  rope  about 
his  arms,  and  the  end  of  another  laid  lustily  on 
his  back  and  shoulders.  "  Mount,  lazy  long- 
chined  turnspit,  as  thou  valuest  thy  life,"  cried 
Abdul  the  corsair,  "and  away  for  Tunis."  If 
silence  is  consent,  he  had  it.  The  captain,  in  the 
Sicilian  dialect,  told  us  we  might  talk  freely,  for 
he  had  taken  his  siesta.  "Whose  guitars  are 
those  ?"  said  he.  As  the  canonico  raised  his  eyes 
to  heaven  and  answered  nothing,  I  replied,  "  Sir, 
one  is  mine  :  the  other  is  my  worthy  friend's 
there."  Next  he  asked  the  canonico  to  what 
market  he  was  taking  those  young  slaves,  point- 
ing to  the  abbates.  The  canonico  sobbed  and 
could  not  utter  one  word.  I  related  the  whole 
story ;  at  which  he  laughed.  He  then  took  up 
the  music,  and  commanded  my  reverend  guest 
to  sing  an  air  peculiarly  tender,  invoking  the 
compassion  of  a  nymph,  and  calling  her  cold  as 
ice.  Never  did  so  many  or  such  profound  sighs 
accompany  it.  When  it  ended,  he  sang  one  him- 
self in  his  own  language,  on  a  lady  whose  eyes 
were  exactly  like  the  scymeters  of  Damascus, 
and  whose  eyebrows  met  in  the  middle  like  the 
cudgels  of  prize-fighters.  On  the  whole  she  resem- 
bled both  sun  and  moon,  with  the  simple  differ- 
ence that  she  never  allowed  herself  to  be  seen, 
lest  all  the  nations  of  the  earth  should  go  to  war 
for  her,  and  not  a  man  be  left  to  breathe  out  his 
soul  before  her.  This  poem  had  obtained  the 
prize  at  the  University  of  Fez,  had  been  trans- 
lated into  the  Arabic,  the  Persian,  and  the  Turk- 
ish languages,  and  was  the  favourite  lay  of  the 
corsair.  He  invited  me  lastly  to  try  my  talent. 
I  played  the  same  air  on  the  guitar,  and  apolo- 
gised for  omitting  the  words,  from  my  utter 
ignorance  of  the  Moorish.  Abdul  was  much 


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pleased,  and  took  the  trouble  to  convince  me 
that  the  poetry  they  conveyed,  which  he  trans- 
lated literally,  was  incomparably  better  than  ours. 
"Cold  as  ice!"  he  repeated,  scoffing:  "anybody 
might  say  that  who  had  seen  Atlas :  but  a  genuine 
poet  would  rather  say,  "  Cold  as  a  lizard  or  a 
lobster."  There  is  no  controverting  a  critic  who 
has  twenty  stout  rowers  and  twenty  well-knotted 
rope-ends.  Added  to  which,  he  seemed  to  know 
as  much  of  the  matter  as  the  generality  of  those 
who  talk  about  it.  He  was  gratified  by  my  atten- 
tion and  edification,  and  thus  continued  :  "  I  have 
remarked  in  the  songs  I  have  heard,  that  these 
wild  woodland  creatures  of  the  west,  these  nymphs, 
are  a  strange  fantastical  race.  But  are  your  poets 
not  ashamed  to  complain  of  their  inconstancy  ? 
whose  fault  is  that?  If  ever  it  should  be  my 
fortune  to  take  one,  I  would  try  whether  I  could 
not  bring  her  down  to  the  level  of  her  sex ;  and 
if  her  inconstancy  caused  any  complaints,  by 
Allah  !  they  should  be  louder  and  shriller  than 
ever  rose  from  the  throat  of  Abdul."  I  still 
thought  it  better  to  be  a  disciple  than  a  com- 
mentator. 

Eugenius.  If  we  could  convert  this  barbarian 
and  detain  him  awhile  at  Home,  he  would  learn 
that  women  and  nymphs  (and  inconstancy  also) 
are  one  and  the  same.  These  cruel  men  have 
no  lenity,  no  suavity.  They  who  do  not  as  they 
would  be  done  by,  are  done  by  very  much  as  they 
do.  Women  will  glide  away  from  them  like 
water ;  they  can  better  bear  two  masters  than  half 
one  ;  and  a  new  metal  must  be  discovered  before 
any  bars  are  strong  enough  to  confine  them. 
But  proceed  with  your  narrative. 

Filippo.  Night  had  now  closed  upon  us. 
Abdul  placed  the  younger  of  the  company  apart, 
and  after  giving  them  some  boiled  rice,  sent  them 
down  into  his  own  cabin.  The  sailors,  observing 
the  consideration  and  distinction  with  which  their 
master  had  treated  me,  were  civil  and  obliging. 
Permission  was  granted  me,  at  my  request,  to  sleep 
on  deck. 

Eugenius.  What  became  of  your  canonico  ? 

Filippo.  The  crew  called  him  a  conger,  a  priest, 
and  a  porpoise. 

Eugenius.  Foul-mouthed  knaves !  could  not 
one  of  these  terms  content  them  1  On  thy  leaving 
Barbary  was  he  left  behind  ? 

Filippo.  Your  Holiness  consecrated  him,  the 
other  day,  Bishop  of  Macerata. 

Eugenius.  True,  true ;  I  remember  the  name, 
Saccone.  How  did  he  contrive  to  get  off  ? 

Filippo.  He  was  worth  little  at  any  work ;  and 
such  men  are  the  quickest  both  to  get  off  and  to 
get  on.  Abdul  told  me  he  had  received  three 
thousand  crowns  for  his  ransom. 

Eugenius.  He  was  worth  more  to  him  than  to 
me.  I  received  but  two  first-fruits,  and  such  other 
things  as  of  right  belong  to  me  by  inheritance. 
The  bishopric  is  passably  rich  :  he  may  serve 
thee. 

Filippo.  While  he  was  a  canonico  he  was  a 
jolly  fellow ;  not  very  generous ;  for  jolly  fellows 


are  seldom  that ;  but  he  would  give  a  friend  a 
dinner,  a  flask  of  wine  or  two  in  preference,  and  a 
piece  of  advice  as  readily  as  either.  I  waited  on 
Monsignor  at  Macerata,  soon  after  his  elevation. 

Eugenius.  He  must  have  been  heartily  glad  to 
embrace  his  companion  in  captivity,  and  the  more 
especially  as  he  himself  was  the  cause  of  so  grievous 
a  misfortune. 

Filippo.  He  sent  me  word  he  was  so  unwell  he 
could  not  see  me.  "  What !  said  I  to  his  valet, 
"  is  Monsignor's  complaint  in  his  eyes  ?"  The 
fellow  shrugged  up  his  shoulders  and  walked  away. 
Not  believing  that  the  message  was  a  refusal  to 
admit  me,  I  went  straight  up-stairs,  and  finding 
the  door  of  an  ante-chamber  half  open,  and  a 
chaplain  milling  an  egg-posset  over  the  fire,  I 
accosted  him.  The  air  of  familiarity  and  satisfac- 
tion he  observed  in  me,  left  no  doubt  in  his  mind 
that  I  had  been  invited  by  his  patron.  "  Will  the 
man  never  come?"  cried  his  lordship.  "Yes, 
Monsignor !"  exclaimed  I,  running  in  and  em- 
bracing him ;  "behold  him  here!"  He  started 
back,  and  then  I  first  discovered  the  wide  difference 
between  an  old  friend  and  an  egg-posset. 

Eugenius.  Son  Filippo  !  thou  hast  seen  but 
little  of  the  world,  and  art  but  just  come  from 
Barbary.  Go  on. 

Filippo.  "Fra  Filippo!"  said  he  gravely,  "I 
am  glad  to  see  you.  I  did  not  expect  you  just  at 
present :  I  am  not  very  well :  I  had  ordered  a 
medicine  and  was  impatient  to  take  it.  If  you 
will  favour  me  with  the  name  of  your  inn,  I  will 
send  for  you  when  I  am  in  a  condition  to  receive 
you ;  perhaps  within  a  day  or  two."  "  Monsignor !" 
said  I,  "  a  change  of  residence  often  gives  a  man  a 
cold,  and  oftener  a  change  of  fortune.  Whether 
you  caught  yours  upon  deck  (where  we  last  saw 
each  other),  from  being  more  exposed  than  usual, 
or  whether  the  mitre  holds  wind,  is  no  question 
for  me,  and  no  concern  of  mine." 

Eugenius.  A  just  reproof,  if  an  archbishop  had 
made  it.  On  uttering  it,  I  hope  thou  kneeledst  and 
kissedst  his  hand. 

Filippo.  I  did  not  indeed. 

Eugenius.  0 !  there  wert  thou  greatly  in  the 
wrong.  Having,  it  is  reported,  a  good  thousand 
crowns  yearly  of  patrimony,  and  a  canonicate  worth 
six  hundred  more,  he  might  have  attempted  to 
relieve  thee  from  slavery,  by  assisting  thy  relatives 
in  thy  redemption. 

Filippo.  The  three  thousand  crowns  were  the  ut- 
termost he  could  raise,  he  declared  to  Abdul,  and 
he  asserted  that  a  part  of  the  money  was  contributed 
by  the  inhabitants  of  Pesaro.  "  Do  they  act  out  of 
pure  mercy  T  said  he.  "  Ay,  they  must,  for  what 
else  could  move  them  in  behalf  of  such  a  lazy 
unserviceable  street-fed  cur  1"  In  the  morning,  at 
sunrise,  he  was  sent  a-board.  And  now,  the  vessel 
being  under  weigh,  "  I  have  a  letter  from  my  lord 
Abdul,"  said  the  master,  "which,  being  in  thy 
language,  two  fellow  slaves  shall  read  unto  thee 
publicly."  They  came  forward  and  began  the  read- 
ing. "Yesterday  I  purchased  these  two  slaves 
from  a  cruel  unrelenting  master,  under  whose  lash 
a  2 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


they  have  laboured  for  nearly  thirty  years.  I 
hereby  give  orders  that  five  ounces  of  my  own 
gold  be  weighed  out  to  them."  Here  one  of  the 
slaves  fell  on  his  face ;  the  other  lifted  up  his 
hands,  praised  God,  and  blessed  his  benefactor. 

I'.tKj:  ii'uif.  The  pirate  ?  the  unconverted  pirate  ? 

Filippo.  Even  so.  "  Here  is  another  slip  of 
paper  for  thyself  to  read  immediately  in  my  pre- 
sence," said  the  master.  The  words  it  contained 
were,  "  Do  thou  the  same,  or  there  enters  thy  lips 
neither  food  nor  water  until  thou  landest  in  Italy. 
I  permit  thee  to  carry  away  more  than  double  the 
sum  :  I  am  no  suttler  :  I  do  not  contract  for  thy 
sustenance."  The  canonico  asked  of  the  master 
whether  he  knew  the  contents  of  the  letter  ;  he 
replied,  no.  "  Tell  your  master,  lord  Abdul,  that 
I  shall  take  them  into  consideration."  "  My  lord 
expected  a  much  plainer  answer,  and  commanded 
me,  in  case  of  any  such  as  thou  hast  delivered,  to 
break  this  seal."  He  pressed  it  to  his  forehead 
and  then  broke  it.  Having  perused  the  characters 
reverentially,  "  Christian !  dost  thou  consent  T 
The  canonico  fell  on  his  knees,  and  overthrew  the 
two  poor  wretches  who,  saying  their  prayers,  had 
remained  in  the  same  posture  before  him  quite 
unnoticed.  "  Open  thy  trunk  and  take  out  thy 
money-bag,  or  I  will  make  room  for  it  in  thy 
bladder."  The  canonico  was  prompt  in  the  exe- 
cution of  the  command.  The  master  drew  out 
his  scales,  and  desired  the  canonico  to  weigh  with 
his  own  hand  five  ounces.  He  groaned  and  trem- 
bled: the  balance  was  unsteady.  "Throw  in 
another  piece  :  it  will  not  vitiate  the  agreement," 
cried  the  master.  It  was  done.  Fear  and  grief 
are  among  the  thirsty  passions,  but  add  little  to 
the  appetite.  It  seemed  however  as  if  every  sigh 
had  left  a  vacancy  in  the  stomach  of  the  canonico. 
At  dinner  the  cook  brought  him  a  salted  bonito, 
half  an  ell  in  length ;  and  in  five  minutes  his 
Reverence  was  drawing  his  middle  finger  along 
the  white  back-bone,  out  of  sheer  idleness,  until 
were  placed  before  him  some  as  fine  dried  locusts 
as  ever  provisioned  the  tents  of  Africa,  together 
with  olives  the  size  of  eggs  and  colour  of  bruises, 
shining  in  oil  and  brine.  He  found  them  savoury 
and  pulpy,  and,  as  the  last  love  supersedes  the 
foregoing,  he  gave  them  the  preference,  even  over 
the  delicate  locusts.  When  he  had  finished  them, 
he  modestly  requested  a  can  of  water.  A  sailor 
brought  a  large  flask,  and  poured  forth  a  plentiful 
supply.  The  canonico  engulfed  the  whole,  and 
instantly  threw  himself  back  in  convulsive  agony. 
"  How  is  this  F  cried  the  sailor.  The  master  ran 
up  and,  smelling  the  water,  began  to  buffet  him, 
exclaiming,  as  he  turned  round  to  all  the  crew, 
"  How  came  this  flask  here  T  All  were  innocent. 
It  appeared  however  that  it  was  a  flask  of  mineral 
water,  strongly  sulphureous,  taken  out  of  a  Neapo- 
litan vessel,  laden  with  a  great  abundance  of  it  for 
some  hospital  in  the  Levant.  It  had  taken  the 
captor  by  surprise  in  the  same  manner  as  the 
canonico.  He  himself  brought  out  instantly  a 
capacious  stone  jar  covered  with  dew,  and  invited 
the  sufferer  into  the  cabin.  Here  he  drew  forth 


two  richly-cut  wine-glasses,  and,  on  filling  one  of 
hem,  the  outside  of  it  turned  suddenly  pale,  with 
a  myriad  of  indivisible  drops,  and  the  senses  were 
refreshed  with  the  most  delicious  fragrance.  He 
icld  up  the  glass  between  himself  and  his  guest, 
and  looking  at  it  attentively,  said,  "  Here  is  no 
appearance  of  wine  ;  all  I  can  see  is  water.  No- 
thing is  wickeder  than  too  much  curiosity :  we 
must  take  what  Allah  sends  us,  and  render  thanks 
for  it,  although  it  fall  far  short  of  our  expecta- 
tions. Beside,  our  prophet  would  rather  we  should 
even  drink  wine  than  poison."  The  canonico  had 
not  tasted  wine  for  two  months :  a  longer  ab- 
stinence than  ever  canonico  endured  before. 
He  drooped  :  but  the  master  looked  still  more 
disconsolate.  "  I  would  give  whatever  I  possess 
on  earth  rather  than  die  of  thirst,"  cried  the  cano- 
nico. "  Who  would  not  ?"  rejoined  the  captain, 
sighing  and  clasping  his  fingers.  "  If  it  were  not 
contrary  to  my  commands,  I  could  touch  at  some 
cove  or  inlet."  "  Do,  for  the  love  of  Christ !"  ex- 
claimed the  canonico.  "  Or  even  sail  back,"  con- 
tinued the  captain.  "  0  Santa  Vergine !"  cried 
in  anguish  the  canonico.  "  Despondency,"  said 
the  captain,  with  calm  solemnity,  "  has  left  many  a 
man  to  be  thrown  overboard  :  it  even  renders  the 
plague,  and  many  other  disorders,  more  fatal. 
Thirst  too  has  a  powerful  effect  in  exasperating 
them.  Overcome  such  weaknesses,  or  I  must  do 
my  duty.  The  health  of  the  ship's  company  is 
placed  under  my  care ;  and  our  lord  Abdul,  if  he 
suspected  the  pest,  would  throw  a  Jew,  or  a 
Christian,  or  even  a  bale  of  silk,  into  the  sea : 
such  is  the  disinterestedness  and  magnanimity  of 
my  lord  Abdul."  "  He  believes  in  fate  ;  does  he 
not  ]"  said  the  canonico.  "  Doubtless :  but  he  says 
it  is  as  much  fated  that  he  should  throw  into  the 
sea  a  fellow  who  is  infected,  as  that  the  fellow  should 
have  ever  been  so."  "  Save  me,  0  save  me !" 
cried  the  canonico,  moist  as  if  the  spray  had 
pelted  him.  "  Willingly,  if  possible,"  answered 
calmly  the  master.  "  At  present  I  can  discover 
no  certain  symptoms ;  for  sweat,  unless  followed 
by  general  prostration,  both  of  muscular  strength 
and  animal  spirits,  may  be  cured  without  a  hook 
at  the  heel."  "  Giesu-Maria !"  ejaculated  the 
canonico. 

Eugenius.  And  the  monster  could  withstand 
that  appeal  ? 

Filippo.  It  seems  so.  The  renegade  who  re- 
lated to  me,  on  my  return,  these  events  as  they 
happened,  was  very  circumstantial.  He  is  a  Cor- 
sican,  and  had  killed  many  men  in  battle,  and 
more"  out ;  but  is  (he  gave  me  his  word  for  it)  on 
the  whole  an  honest  man. 

Eugenius.  How  so?  honest?  and  a  renegade  ? 

Filippo.  He  declared  to  me  that,  although  the 
Mahomedan  is  the  best  religion  to  live  in,  the 
Christian  is  the  best  to  die  in ;  and  that,  when  he 
has  made  his  fortune,  he  will  make  his  confession, 
and  lie  snugly  in  the  bosom  of  the  Church. 

Eugenius.  See  here  the  triumphs  of  our  holy 
faith !  The  lost  sheep  will  be  found  again. 

Filippo.  Having  played  the  butcher  first. 


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Eugenius.  Return  we  to  that  bad  man,  the 
master  or  captain,  who  evinced  no  such  disposi- 
tions. 

Filippo.  He  added, "  The  other  captives,  though 
older  men,  have  stouter  hearts  than  thine." 
"  Alas !  they  are  longer  used  to  hardships,"  an- 
swered he.  "  Dost  thou  believe,  in  thy  con- 
science," said  the  captain,  "  that  the  water  we 
have  aboard  would  be  harmless  to  them  ?  for  we 
have  no  other ;  and  wine  is  costly ;  and  our  quan- 
tity might  be  insufficient  for  those  who  can  afford 
to  pay  for  it."  "  I  will  answer  for  their  lives," 
replied  the  canonico.  "  With  thy  own1?"  inter- 
rogated sharply  the  Tunisian.  "  I  must  not 
tempt  God,"  said,  in  tears,  the  religious  man. 
"  Let  us  be  plain,"  said  the  master.  "  Thou 
knowest  thy  money  is  safe  :  I  myself  counted  it 
before  thee  when  I  brought  it  from  the  scrivener's  : 
thou  hast  sixty  broad  gold  pieces :  wilt  thou  be 
answerable,  to  the  whole  amount  of  them,  for  the 
lives  of  thy  two  countrymen  if  they  drink  this 
water  T  "  0  Sir !  said  the  canonico,  "  I  will  give 
it,  if,  only  for  these  few  days  of  voyage,  you 
vouchsafe  me  one  bottle  daily  of  that  restorative 
wine  of  Bordeaux.  The  other  two  are  less  liable 
to  the  plague  :  they  do  not  sorrow  and  sweat  as 
I  do.  They  are  spare  men.  There  is  enough  of 
me  to  infect  a  fleet  with  it ;  and  I  can  not  bear  to 
think  of  being  anywise  the  cause  of  evil  to  my 
fellow-creatures."  "  The  wine  is  my  patron's," 
cried  the  Tunisian ;  "  he  leaves  everything  at  my 
discretion:  should  I  deceive  him1?"  "If  he 
leaves  everything  at  your  discretion,"  observed 
the  logician  of  Pesaro,  "  there  is  no  deceit  in  dis- 
posing of  it."  The  master  appeared  to  be  satisfied 
with  the  argument.  "  Thou  shalt  not  find  me 
exacting,"  said  he;  "give  me  the  sixty  pieces, 
and  the  wine  shall  be  thine."  At  a  signal,  when 
the  contract  was  agreed  to,  the  two  slaves  entered, 
bringing  a  hamper  of  jars.  "  Read  the  contract 
before  thou  signest,"  cried  the  master.  He  read. 
"  How  is  this  1  how  is  this  ?  Sixty  golden  ducats 
to  the  brothers  Antonio  and  Bernabo  Panini,  for 
wine  received  from  them?"  The  aged  men  tot- 
tered under  the  stroke  of  joy ;  and  Bernabo,  who 
would  have  embraced  his  brother,  fainted. 

On  the  morrow  there  was  a  calm,  and  the 
weather  was  extremely  sultry.  The  canonico  sat 
in  his  shirt  on  deck,  and  was  surprised  to  see,  I 
forget  which  of  the  brothers,  drink  from  a  goblet 
a  prodigious  draught  of  water.  "Hold!"  cried 
he  angrily ;  "  you  may  eat  instead ;  but  putrid  or 
sulphureous  water,  you  have  heard,  may  produce 
the  plague,  and  honest  men  be  the  sufferers  by 
your  folly  and  intemperance."  They  assured 
him  the  water  was  tasteless,  and  very  excellent, 
and  had  been  kept  cool  in  the  same  kind  of 
earthen  jars  as  the  wine.  He  tasted  it,  and  lost 
his  patience.  It  was  better,  he  protested,  than 
any  wine  in  the  world.  They  begged  his  accept- 
ance of  the  jar  containing  it.  But  the  master, 
who  had  witnessed  at  a  distance  the  whole  pro- 
ceeding, now  advanced,  and,  placing  his  hand 
against  it,  said  sternly,  "  Let  him  have  his 


own."  Usually,  when  he  had  emptied  the  second 
bottle,  a  desire  of  converting  the  Mahometans 
came  over  him:  and  they  showed  themselves 
much  less  obstinate  and  refractory  than  they  are 
generally  thought.  He  selected  those  for  edifica- 
tion who  swore  the  oftenest  and  the  loudest  by 
the  Prophet;  and  he  boasted  in  his  heart  of 
having  overcome,  by  precept  and  example,  the 
stiffest  tenet  of  their  abominable  creed.  Cer- 
tainly they  drank  wine,  and  somewhat  freely. 
The  canonico  clapped  his  hands,  and  declared 
that  even  some  of  the  apostles  had  been  more 
pertinacious  recusants  of  the  faith. 

Eugenius.  Did  he  so  ?  Cappari !  I  would  not 
have  made  him  a  bishop  for  twice  the  money  if  I 
had  known  it  earlier.  Could  not  he  have  left  them 
alone  ?  Suppose  one  or  other  of  them  did  doubt 
and  persecute,  was  he  the  man  to  blab  it  out 
among  the  heathen  ? 

Filippo.  A  judgment,  it  appears,  fell  on  him 
for  so  doing.  A  very  quiet  sailor,  who  had  always 
declined  his  invitations,  and  had  always  heard  his 
arguments  at  a  distance  and  in  silence,  being 
pressed  and  urged  by  him,  and  reproved  somewhat 
arrogantly  and  loudly,  as  less  docile  than  his  mess- 
mates, at  last  lifted  up  his  leg  behind  him,  pulled 
off  his  right  slipper,  and  counted  deliberately  and 
distinctly  thirty-nine  sound  strokes  of  the  same, 
on  the  canonico's  broadest  tablet,  which  (please 
your  holiness)  might  be  called,  not  inaptly,  from 
that  day,  the  tablet  of  memory.  In  vain  he  cried 
out.  Some  of  the  mariners  made  their  moves  at 
chess  and  waved  their  left-hands  as  if  desirous  of 
no  interruption  ;  others  went  backward  and  for- 
ward about  their  business,  and  took  no  more 
notice  than  if  their  messmate  was  occupied  in 
caulking  a  seam  or  notching  a  flint.  The  master 
himself,  who  saw  the  operation,  heard  the  com- 
plaint in  the  evening,  and  lifted  up  his  shoulders 
and  eyebrows,  as  if  the  whole  were  quite  unknown 
to  him.  Then,  acting  as  judge-advocate,  he  called 
the  young  man  before  him  and  repeated  the  accu- 
sation. To  this  the  defence  was  purely  interro- 
gative. "  Why  would  he  convert  me  ]  I  never 
converted  him."  Turning  to  his  spiritual  guide,  he 
said,  "  I  quite  forgive  thee :  nay,  I  am  ready  to 
appear  in  thy  favour,  and  to  declare  that,  in  gene- 
ral, thou  hast  been  more  decorous  than  people  of 
thy  faith  and  profession  usually  are,  and  hast  not 
scattered  on  deck  that  inflammatory  language 
which  I,  habited  in  the  dress  of  a  Greek,  heard 
last  Easter.  I  went  into  three  churches ;  and  the 
preachers  in  all  three  denounced  the  curse  of 
Allah  on  every  soul  that  differed  from  them  a 
tittle.  They  were  children  of  perdition,  children 
of  darkness,  children  of  the  devil,  one  and  all.  It 
seemed  a  matter  of  wonder  to  me,  that,  in  such 
numerous  families  and  of  such  indifferent  parent- 
age, so  many  slippers  were  kept  under  the  heel. 
Mine,  in  an  evil  hour,  escaped  me :  but  I  quite 
forgive  thee.  After  this  free  pardon  I  will  indulge 
thee  with  a  short  specimen  of  my  preaching.  I 
will  call  none  of  you  a  generation  of  vipers,  as  ye 
call  one  another ;  for  vipers  neither  bite  nor  eat 


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during  many  months  of  the  year :  I  will  call  none 
of  you  wolves  in  sheep's  clothing  j  for  if  ye  are, 
it  must  be  acknowledged  that  the  clothing  is  very 
clumsily  put  on.  You  priests,  however,  take  peo- 
ple's souls  aboard  whether  they  will  or  not,  just 
as  we  do  your  bodies  :  and  you  make  them  pay 
much  more  for  keeping  these  in  slavery,  than  we 
make  you  pay  for  setting  you  free  body  and  soul 
together.  You  declare  that  the  precious  souls, 
to  the  especial  care  of  which  Allah  has  called  and 
appointed  you,  frequently  grow  corrupt,  and  stink 
in  his  nostrils.  Now,  I  invoke  thy  own  testimony 
to  the  fact :  thy  soul,  gross  as  I  imagine  it  to  be 
from  the  greasy  wallet  that  holds  it,  had  no  carnal 
thoughts  whatsoever,  and  that  thy  carcase  did  not 
even  receive  a  fly-blow,  while  it  was  under  my 
custody.  Thy  guardian  angel  (I  speak  it  in  humi- 
lity) could  not  ventilate  thee  better.  Neverthe- 
less, I  should  scorn  to  demand  a  single  maravedi 
for  my  labour  and  skill,  or  for  the  wear  and  tear 
of  my  pantoufle.  My  reward  will  be  in  Paradise, 
where  a  Houri  is  standing  in  the  shade,  above  a 
vase  of  gold  and  silver  fish,  with  a  kiss  on  her  lip, 
and  an  unbroken  pair  of  green  slippers  in  her 
hand  for  me."  Saying  which,  he  took  off  his  foot 
again  the  one  he  had  been  using,  and  showed  the 
sole  of  it,  first  to  the  master,  then  to  all  the  crew, 
and  declared  it  had  become  (as  they  might  see) 
so  smooth  and  oily  by  the  application,  that  it  was 
dangerous  to  walk  on  deck  in  it. 

Eugenius.  See!  what  notions  these  creatures 
have,  both  of  their  fool's  paradise  and  of  our  holy 
faith  !  The  seven  sacraments,  I  warrant  you,  go 
for  nothing !  Purgatory,  purgatory  itself,  goes 
for  nothing ! 

Filippo.  Holy  Father !  we  must  stop  thee.  That 
does  not  go  for  nothing,  however. 

Eugenius.  Filippo !  God  forbid  I  should  suspect 
thee  of  any  heretical  taint ;  but  this  smells  very 
like  it.  If  thou  hast  it  now,  tell  me  honestly.  I 
mean,  hold  thy  tongue.  Florentines  are  rather 
lax.  Even  Son  Cosimo  might  be  stricter  :  so  they 
say  :  perhaps  his  enemies.  The  great  always  have 
them  abundantly,  beside  those  by  whom  they  are 
served,  and  those  also  whom  they  serve.  Now 
would  I  give  a  silver  rose  with  my  benediction  on 
it,  to  know  of  a  certainty  what  became  of  those 
poor  creatures  the  abbates.  The  initiatory  rite 
of  Mahometanism  is  most  diabolically  malicious. 
According  to  the  canons  of  our  catholic  Church,  it 
disqualifies  the  neophyte  for  holy  orders,  without 
going  so  far  as  adapting  him  to  the  choir  of  the 
pontifical  chapel.  They  limp ;  they  halt. 

Filippo.  Beatitude  !  which  of  them  ? 

Eugenius.  The  unbelievers :  they  surely  are 
found  wanting. 

FUippo.  The  unbelievers  too  ? 

Engenius.  Ay,  ay,  thou  half  renegade !  Couldst 
not  thou  go  over  with  a  purse  of  silver,  and  try 
whether  the  souls  of  these  captives  be  recoverable  1 
Even  if  they  should  have  submitted  to  such  un- 
holy rites,  I  venture  to  say  they  have  repented. 

FUippo.  The  devil  is  in  them  if  they  have 
not. 


Eugenius.  They  may  become  again  as  good  Chris- 
tians as  before. 

FUippo.  Easily,  methinks. 

Eugenius.  Not  so  easily ;  but  by  aid  of  Holy 
Church  in  the  administration  of  indulgences. 

Filippo.  They  never  wanted  those,  whatever 
they  want. 

Eugenius.  The  corsair  then  is  not  one  of  those 
ferocious  creatures  which  appear  to  connect  our 
species  with  the  lion  and  panther. 

Filippo.  By  no  means,  Holy  Father !  He  is  an 
honest  man ;  so  are  many  of  his  countrymen,  bating 
the  sacrament. 

Eugenius.  Bating !  poor  beguiled  Filippo !  Being 
unbaptised,  they  are  only  as  the  beasts  that  perish  : 
nay  worse :  for  the  soul  being  imperishable,  it 
must  stick  to  their  bodies  at  the  last  day,  whether 
they  will  or  no,  and  must  sink  with  it  into  the  fire 
and  brimstone. 

Filippo.  Unbaptised  !  why,  they  baptise  every 
morning. 

Eugenius.  Worse  and  worse !  I  thought  they 
only  missed  the  stirrup ;  I  find  they  overleap  the 
saddle.  Obstinate  blind  reprobates  !  of  whom  it 
is  written  .  .  of  whom  it  is  written  .  .  of  whom, 
I  say,  it  is  written  .  .  as  shall  be  manifest  before 
men  and  angels  in  the  day  of  wrath. 

FUippo.  More  is  the  pity !  for  they  are  hospi- 
table, frank,  and  courteous.  It  is  delightful  to  see 
their  gardens,  when  one  has  not  the  weeding  and 
irrigation  of  them.  What  fruit !  what  foliage  ! 
what  trellises  !  what  alcoves !  what  a  contest  of 
rose  and  jessamine  for  supremacy  in  odour!  of 
lute  and  nightingale  for  victory  in  song!  And 
how  the  little  bright  ripples  of  the  docile  brooks, 
the  fresher  for  their  races,  leap  up  against  one 
another,  to  look  on !  and  how  they  chirrup  and 
applaud,  as  if  they  too  had  a  voice  of  some  impor- 
tance in  these  parties  of  pleasure  that  are  loth  to 
separate. 

Eugenius.  Parties  of  pleasure !  birds,  fruits,  shall- 
low-running  waters,  lute-players  and  wantons ! 
Parties  of  pleasure  !  and  composed  of  these  !  Tell 
me  now,  Filippo,  tell  me  truly,  what  complexion 
in  general  have  the  discreeter  females  of  that 
hapless  country. 

FUippo.  The  colour  of  an  orange-flower,  on  which 
an  over-laden  bee  has  left  a  slight  suffusion  of  her 
purest  honey. 

Eugenius.  We  must  open  their  eyes. 

FUippo.  Knowing  what  excellent  hides  the 
slippers  of  this  people  are  made  of,  I  never  once 
ventured  on  their  less  perfect  theology,  fearing 
to  find  it  written  that  I  should  be  a-bed  on  my 
face  the  next  fortnight.  My  master  had  expressed 
his  astonishment  that  a  religion  so  admirable  as 
ours  was  represented,  should  be  the  only  one  in 
the  world  the  precepts  of  which  are  disregarded 
by  all  conditions  of  men.  "  Our  Prophet,"  said 
he,  "our  Prophet  ordered  us  to  go  forth  and 
conquer ;  we  did  it :  yours  ordered  you  to  sit 
quiet  and  forbear ;  and,  after  spitting  in  his  face, 
you  threw  the  order  back  into  it,  and  fought  like 
devils." 


FRA  FILIPPO  LIPPI  AND  POPE  EUGENIUS  THE  FOURTH. 


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Eugenius.  The  barbarians  talk  of  our  Holy 
Scriptures  as  if  they  understood  them  perfectly. 
The  impostor  they  follow  has  nothing  but  fustian 
and  rhodomantade  in  his  impudent  lying  book  from 
beginning  to  end.  I  know  it,  Filippo,  from  those 
who  have  contrasted  it,  page  by  page,  paragraph 
by  paragraph,  and  have  given  the  knave  his  due. 

Filippo.  Abdul  is  by  no  means  deficient  in  a 
good  opinion  of  his  own  capacity  and  his  Prophet's 
all-sufficiency,  but  he  never  took  me  to  task  about 
my  faith  or  his  own. 

Eugenius.  How  wert  thou  mainly  occupied  ? 

Filippo.  I  will  give  your  Holiness  a  sample  both 
of  my  employments  and  of  his  character.  He  was 
going  one  evening  to  a  country-house,  about  fifteen 
miles  from  Tunis ;  and  he  ordered  me  to  accom- 
pany him.  I  found  there  a  spacious  garden,  over- 
run with  wild-flowers  and  most  luxuriant  grass, 
in  irregular  tufts,  according  to  the  dryness  or  the 
humidity  of  the  spot.  The  clematis  overtopped 
the  lemon  and  orange-trees;  and  the  perennial 
pea,  sent  forth  here  a  pink  blossom,  here  a  pur- 
ple, here  a  white  one,  and,  after  holding  (as  it 
were)  a  short  conversation  with  the  humbler 
plants,  sprang  up  about  an  old  cypress,  played 
among  its  branches,  and  mitigated  its  gloom. 
White  pigeons,  and  others  in  colour  like  the  dawn 
of  day,  looked  down  on  us  and  ceased  to  coo,  until 
some  of  their  companions,  in  whom  they  had  more 
confidence,  encouraged  them  loudly  from  remoter 
boughs,  or  alighted  on  the  shoulders  of  Abdul,  at 
whose  side  I  was  standing.  A  few  of  them  ex- 
amined me  in  every  position  their  inquisitive  eyes 
could  take :  displaying  all  the  advantages  of  their 
versatile  necks,  and  pretending  querulous  fear  in 
the  midst  of  petulant  approaches. 

Eugenius.  Is  it  of  pigeons  thou  art  talking,  0 
Filippo  ?  I  hope  it  may  be. 

Filippo.  Of  Abdul's  pigeons.  He  was  fond  of  tam- 
ing all  creatures;  men,  horses,  pigeons,  equally :  but 
he  tamed  them  all  by  kindness.  In  this  wilderness 
is  an  edifice  not  unlike  our  Italian  chapter -houses 
built  by  the  Lombards,  with  long  narrow  windows, 
high  above  the  ground.  The  centre  is  now  a  bath, 
the  waters  of  which,  in  another  part  of  the  inclo- 
sure,  had  supplied  a  fountain,  at  present  in  ruins, 
and  covered  by  tufted  canes,  and  by  every  variety 
of  aquatic  plants.  The  structure  has  no  remains 
of  roof :  and,  of  six  windows,  one  alone  is  uncon- 
cealed by  ivy.  This  had  been  walled  up  long  ago, 
and  the  cement  in  the  inside  of  it  was  hard  and 
polished.  "  Lippi ! "  said  Abdul  to  me,  after  I 
had  long  admired  the  place  in  silence,  "  I  leave 
to  thy  superintendence  this  bath  and  garden. 
Be  sparing  of  the  leaves  and  branches :  make 
paths  only  wide  enough  for  me.  Let  me  see  no 
mark  of  hatchet  or  pruning-hook,  and  tell  the 
labourers  that  whoever  takes  a  nest  or  an  egg  shall 
be  impaled." 

Eugenius.  Monster !  so  then  he  would  really 
have  impaled  a  poor  wretch  for  eating  a  bird's 
egg  1  How  disproportionate  is  the  punishment  to 
the  offence ! 

Filippo.  He  efficiently  checked  in  his  slaves 


the  desire  of  transgressing  his  command.  To 
spare  them  as  much  as  possible,  I  ordered  them 
merely  to  open  a  few  spaces,  and  to  remove  the 
weaker  trees  from  the  stronger.  Meanwhile  I 
drew  on  the  smooth  blank  window  the  figure  of 
Abdul  and  of  a  beautiful  girl. 

Eugenius.  Rather  say  handmaiden :  choicer 
expression ;  more  decorous. 

Filippo.  Holy  Father !  I  have  been  lately  so 
much  out  of  practice,  I  take  the  first  that  comes 
in  my  way.  Handmaiden  I  will  use  in  preference 
for  the  future. 

Eugenius.  On  then  !  and  God  speed  thee  ! 

Filippo.  I  drew  Abdul  with  a  blooming  hand- 
maiden. One  of  his  feet  is  resting  on  her  lap, 
and  she  is  drying  the  ancle  with  a  saffron  robe,  of 
which  the  greater  part  is  fallen  in  doing  it.  That 
she  is  a  bondmaid  is  discernible,  not  only  by  her 
occupation,  but  by  her  humility  and  patience,  by 
her  loose  and  flowing  brown  hair,  and  by  her 
eyes  expressing  the  timidity  at  once  of  servitude 
and  of  fondness.  The  countenance  was  taken 
from  fancy,  and  was  the  loveliest  I  could  imagine : 
of  the  figure  I  had  some  idea,  having  seen  it  to 
advantage  in  Tunis.  After  seven  days  Abdul 
returned.  He  was  delighted  with  the  improve- 
ment made  in  the  garden.  I  requested  him  to 
visit  the  bath.  "  We  can  do  nothing  to  that," 
answered  he  impatiently.  "There  is  no  suda- 
tory,  no  dormitory,  no  dressing-room,  no  couch. 
Sometimes  I  sit  an  hour  there  in  the  summer, 
because  I  never  found  a  fly  in  it ;  the  principal 
curse  of  hot  countries,  and  against  which  plague 
there  is  neither  prayer  nor  amulet,  nor  indeed 
any  human  defence."  He  went  away  into  the 
house.  At  dinner  he  sent  me  from  his  table  some 
quails  and  ortolans,  and  tomatas  and  honey  and 
rice,  beside  a  basket  of  fruit  covered  with  moss 
and  bay-leaves,  under  which  I  found  a  verdino  fig, 
deliciously  ripe,  and  bearing  the  impression  of 
several  small  teeth,  but  certainly  no  reptile's. 

Eugenius.  There  might  have  been  poison  in 
them,  for  all  that. 

Filippo.  About  two  hours  had  passed,  when  I 
heard  a  whirr  and  a  crash  in  the  windows  of  the 
bath  (where  I  had  dined  and  was  about  to  sleep), 
occasioned  by  the  settling  and  again  the  flight  of 
some  pheasants.  Abdul  entered.  "  Beard  of  the 
Prophet!  what  hast  thou  been  doing?  That  is 
myself !  No,  no,  Lippi !  thou  never  canst  have 
seen  her :  the  face  proves  it :  but  those  limbs ! 
thou  hast  divined  them  aright :  thou  hast  had 
sweet  dreams  then !  Dreams  are  large  possessions  : 
in  them  the  possessor  may  cease  to  possess  his 
own.  To  the  slave,  0  Allah  !  to  the  slave  is  per- 
mitted what  is  not  his !  .  .  I  burn  with  anguish 
to  think  how  much  .  .  yea,  at  that  very  hour.  I 
would  not  another  should,  even  in  a  dream  .  . 
But,  Lippi !  thou  never  canst  have  seen  above  the 
sandal  ? "  To  which  I  answered,  "  I  never  have 
allowed  my  eyes  to  look  even  on  that.  But  if 
anyone  of  my  lord  Abdul's  fair  slaves  resembles, 
as  they  surely  must  all  do,  in  duty  and  docility, 
the  figure  I  have  represented,  let  it  express  to 


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him  my  congratulation  on  his  happiness."  "  I 
believe,"  said  he,  "  such  representations  are  for- 
bidden by  the  Koran ;  but  as  I  do  not  remember 
it,  I  do  not  sin.  There  it  shall  stay,  unless  the 
angel  Gabriel  comes  to  forbid  it."  He  smiled  in 
saying  so. 

Eugenius.  There  is  hope  of  this  Abdul.  His 
faith  hangs  about  him  more  like  oil  than  pitch. 

FUippo.  He  inquired  of  me  whether  I  often 
thought  of  those  I  loved  in  Italy,  and  whether  I 
could  bring  them  before  my  eyes  at  will.  To 
remove  all  suspicion  from  him,  I  declared  I  always 
could,  and  that  one  beautiful  object  occupied  all 
the  cells  of  my  brain  by  night  and  day.  He  paused 
and  pondered,  and  then  said,  "  Thou  dost  not 
love  deeply."  I  thought  I  had  given  the  true 
signs.  "  No,  Lippi !  we  who  love  ardently,  we, 
with  all  our  wishes,  all  the  efforts  of  our  souls, 
can  not  bring  before  us  the  features  which,  while 
they  were  present,  we  thought  it  impossible  we 
ever  could  forget.  Alas !  when  we  most  love  the 
absent,  when  we  most  desire  to  see  her,  we  try  in 
vain  to  bring  her  image  back  to  us.  The  troubled 
heart  shakes  and  confounds  it,  even  -as  ruffled 
waters  do  with  shadows.  Hateful  things  are  more 
hateful  when  they  haunt  our  sleep :  the  lovely  flee 
away,  or  are  changed  into  less  lovely." 

Eugenius.  What  figures  now  have  these  un- 
believers 1 

FUippo.  Various  in  their  combinations  as  the 
letters  or  the  numerals ;  but  they  all,  like  these, 
signify  something.  Almeida  (did  I  not  inform 
your  Holiness  ?)  has  large  hazel  eyes  .  . 

Eugenius.  Has  she  ?  thou  never  toldest  me  that. 
Well,  well !  and  what  else  has  she  ?  Mind !  be 
cautious !  use  decent  terms. 

FUippo.  Somewhat  pouting  lips. 

Eugenius.  Ha !  ha !    What  did  they  pout  at1? 

FUippo.  And  she isratherplump  than  otherwise. 

Eugenius.  No  harm  in  that. 

FUippo.  And  moreover  is  cool,  smooth,  and 
firm  as  a  nectarine  gathered  before  sunrise. 

Eugenius.  Ha  !  ha  !  do  not  remind  me  of  nec- 
tarines. I  am  very  fond  of  them  ;  and  this  is  not 
the  season  !  Such  females  as  thou  describest,  are 
said  to  be  among  the  likeliest  to  give  reasonable 
cause  for  suspicion.  I  would  not  judge  harshly, 
I  would  not  think  uncharitably ;  but,  unhappily, 
being  at  so  great  a  distance  from  spiritual  aid, 
peradventure  a  desire,  a  suggestion,  an  inkling  .  . 
ay?  If  she,  the  lost  Almeida,  came  before  thee 
when  her  master  was  absent  .  .  which  I  trust  she 
never  did.  .  .  But  those  flowers  and  shrubs  and 
odours  and  alleys  and  long  grass  and  alcoves, 
might  strangely  hold,  perplex,  and  entangle,  two 
incautious  young  persons  .  .  ay  1 

FUippo.  I  confessed  all  I  had  to  confess  in  this 
matter,  the  evening  I  landed. 

Eugenius.  Ho !  I  am  no  candidate  for  a  seat  at 
the  rehearsal  of  confessions :  but  perhaps  my  ab- 
solution might  be  somewhat  more  pleasing  and 
unconditional.  Well !  well !  since  I  am  unworthy 
of  such  confidence,  go  about  thy  business  . 
paint !  paint .' 


FUippo.  Am  I  so  unfortunate  as  to  have  offended 
your  Beatitude  1 

Eugenius.  Offend  me,  man !  who  offends  me  ? 
I  took  an  interest  in  thy  adventures,  and  was  con- 
cerned lest  thou  mightest  have  sinned ;  for  by  my 
soul !  FUippo !  those  are  the  women  that  the  devil 
hath  set  his  mark  on. 

FUippo.  It  would  do  your  Holiness's  heart  good 
to  rub  it  out  again,  wherever  he  may  have  had  the 
cunning  to  make  it. 

Eugenius.  Deep!  deep! 

FUippo.  Yet  it  may  be  got  at;  she  being  a 
Biscayan  by  birth,  as  she  told  me,  and  not  only 
baptised,  but  going  by  sea  along  the  coast  for  con- 
firmation, when  she  was  captured. 

Eugenius.  Alas !  to  what  an  imposition  of 
hands  was  this  tender  young  thing  devoted ! 
Poor  soul ! 

FUippo.  I  sigh  for  her  myself  when  I  think 
of  her. 

Eugenius.  Beware  lest  the  sigh  be  mundane, 
and  lest  the  thought  recur  too  often.  I  wish  it 
were  presently  in  my  power  to  examine  her  my- 
self on  her  condition.  What  thinkest  thou  ? 
Speak. 

FUippo.  Holy  Father !  she  would  laugh  in 
your  face. 

Eugenius.  So  lost ! 

FUippo.  She  declared  to  me  she  thought  she 
should  have  died,  from  the  instant  she  was  cap- 
tured until  she  was  comforted  by  Abdul :  but 
that  she  was  quite  sure  she  should  if  she  were 
ransomed. 

Eugenius.  Has  the  wretch  then  shaken  her 
faith] 

FUippo.  The  very  last  thing  he  would  think  of 
doing.  Never  did  I  see  the  virtue  of  resignation 
in  higher  perfection  than  in  the  laughing  light- 
hearted  Almeida. 

Eugenius.  Lamentable  !  Poor  lost  creature  ! 
lost  in  this  world  and  in  the  next. 

FUippo.  What  could  she  do?  how  could  she 
help  herself? 

Eugenius.  She  might  have  torn  his  eyes  out, 
and  have  died  a  martyr. 

FUippo.  Or  have  been  bastinaded,  whipped, 
and  given  up  to  the  cooks  and  scullions  for  it. 

Eugenius.  Martyrdom  is  the  more  glorious  the 
greater  the  indignities  it  endures. 

FUippo.  Almeida  seems  unambitious.  There 
are  many  in  our  Tuscany  who  would  jump  at  the 
crown  over  those  sloughs  and  briars,  rather  than 
perish  without  them :  she  never  sighs  after  the 
like. 

Eugenius.  Nevertheless,  what  must  she  wit- 
ness !  what  abominations !  what  superstitions  ! 

FUippo.  Abdul  neither  practises  nor  exacts  any 
other  superstition  than  ablutions. 

Eugenius.  Detestable  rites !  without  our  autho- 
rity. I  venture  to  affirm  that,  in  the  whole  of 
Italy  and  Spain,  no  convent  of  monks  or  nuns 
contains  a  bath ;  and  that  the  worst  inmate  of 
either  would  shudder  at  the  idea  of  observing  such 
a  practice  in  common  with  the  unbeliever.  For 


FRA  FILIPPO  LIPPI  AND  POPE  EUGENIUS  THE  FOURTH. 


the  washing  of  the  feet  indeed  we  have  the  autho- 
rity of  the  earlier  Christians ;  and  it  may  be  done  ; 
but  solemnly  and  sparingly.  Thy  residence  among 
the  Mahometans,  I  am  afraid,  hath  rendered  thee 
more  favourable  to  them  than  beseems  a  Catholic, 
and  thy  mind,  I  do  suspect,  sometimes  goes  back 
into  Barbary  unreluctantly. 

Filippo.  While  I  continued  in  that  country, 
although  I  was  well  treated,  I  often  wished  myself 
away,  thinking  of  my  friends  in  Florence,  of  music, 
of  painting,  of  our  vUlegiatura  at  the  vintage-time ; 
whether  in  the  green  and  narrow  glades  of  Pra- 
tolino,  with  lofty  trees  above  us,  and  little  rills 
unseen,  and  little  bells  about  the  necks  of  sheep 
and  goats,  tinkling  together  ambiguously ;  or 
amid  the  grey  quarries  or  under,  the  majestic 
walls  of  ancient  Fiesole ;  or  down  in  the  woods 
of  the  Doccia,  where  the  cypresses  are  of  such  a 
girth  that,  when  a  youth  stands  against  one  of 
them,  and  a  maiden  stands  opposite,  and  they 
clasp  it,  their  hands  at  the  time  do  little  more 
than  meet.  Beautiful  scenes,  on  which  Heaven 
smiles  eternally,  how  often  has  my  heart  ached 
for  you  !  He  who  hath  lived  in  this  country,  can 
enjoy  no  distant  one.  He  breathes  here  another 
air ;  he  lives  more  life ;  a  brighter  sun  invigorates 
his  studies,  and  serener  stars  influence  his  repose. 
Barbary  hath  also  the  blessing  of  climate ;  and 
although  I  do  not  desire  to  be  there  again,  I  feel 
sometimes  a  kind  of  regret  at  leaving  it.  A  bell 
warbles  the  more  mellifluously  in  the  air  when  the 
sound  of  the  stroke  is  over,  and  when  another 
swims  out  from  underneath  it,  and  pants  upon 
the  element  that  gave  it  birth.  In  like  manner 
the  recollection  of  a  thing  is  frequently  more 
pleasing  than  the  actuality ;  what  is  harsh  is 
dropped  in  the  space  between.  There  is  in  Abdul 
a  nobility  of  soul  on  which  I  often  have  reflected 
with  admiration.  I  have  seen  many  of  the  highest 
rank  and  distinction,  in  whom  I  could  find  nothing 
of  the  great  man,  excepting  a  fondness  for  low 
company,  and  an  aptitude  to  shy  and  start  at  every 
spark  of  genius  or  virtue  that  sprang  up  above  or 
before  them.  Abdul  was  solitary,  but  affable  :  he 
was  proud,  but  patient  and  complacent.  I  ven- 
tured once  to  ask  him,  how  the  master  of  so  rich 
a  house  in  the  city,  of  so  many  slaves,  of  so  many 
horses  and  mules,  of  such  corn-fields,  of  such  pas- 
tures, of  such  gardens,  woods,  and  fountains, 
should  experience  any  delight  or  satisfaction  in 
infesting  the  open  sea,  the  high-road  of  nations  ? 
Instead  of  answering  my  question,  he  asked  me 
in  return,  whether  I  would  not  respect  any  rela- 
tive of  mine  who  avenged  his  country,  enriched 
himself  by  his  bravery,  and  endeared  to  him  his 
friends  and  relatives  by  his  bounty?  On  my  reply  in 
the  affirmative,  he  said  that  his  family  had  been 
deprived  of  possessions  in  Spain,  much  more 
valuable  than  all  the  ships  and  cargoes  he  could 
ever  hope  to  capture,  and  that  the  remains  of  his 
nation  were  threatened  with  ruin  and  expulsion. 
"  I  do  not  fight,"  said  he,  "  whenever  it  suits  the 
convenience,  or  gratifies  the  malignity,  or  the  ca- 
price, of  two  silly  quarrelsome  princes,  drawing  my 


sword  in  perfectly  good-humour,  and  sheathing 
it  again  at  word  of  command,  just  when  I  begin 
to  get  into  a  passion.  "No ;  I  fight  on  my  own 
account ;  not  as  a  hired  assassin,  or  still  baser 
journeyman." 

Eugenius,  It  appears  then  really  that  the  Infi- 
dels have  some  semblances  of  magnanimity  and 
generosity  ? 

Filippo.  I  thought  so  when  I  turned  over  the 
many  changes  of  fine  linen ;  and  I  was  little  short 
of  conviction  when  I  found  at  the  bottom  of  my 
chest  two  hundred  Venetian  zecchins. 

Eugenius.  Corpo  di  Bacco  \  Better  things,  far 
better  things,  I  would  fain  do  for  thee,  not  exactly 
of  this  description ;  it  would  excite  many  heart- 
burnings. Information  has  been  laid  before  me, 
Filippo,  that  thou  art  attached  to  a  certain  young 
person,  by  name  Lucrezia,  daughter  of  Francesco 
Buti,  a  citizen  of  Prato. 

Filippo.  I  acknowledge  my  attachment :  it 
continues. 

Eugenius.  Furthermore,  that  thou  hast  off- 
spring by  her. 

Filippo.  Alas !  'tis  undeniable. 

Eugenius.  I  will  not  only  legitimatize  the  said 
offspring  by  motu  proprio  and  rescript  to  consis- 
tory and  chancery  .  . 

Filippo.  Holy  Father !  Holy  Father !  For  the 
love  of  the  Virgin,  not  a  word  to  consistory  or 
chancery,  of  the  two  hundred  zecchins.  As  I 
hope  for  salvation,  I  have  but  forty  left:  and 
thirty-nine  would  not  serve  them. 

Eugenius.  Fear  nothing.  Not  only  will  I  per- 
form what  I  have  promised,  not  only  will  I  give 
the  strictest  order  that  no  money  be  demanded  by 
any  officer  of  my  courts,  but,  under  the  seal  of 
Saint  Peter,  I  will  declare  thee  and  Lucrezia  Buti 
man  and  wife. 

Filippo.  Man  and  wife ! 

Eugenius.  Moderate  thy  transport. 

Filippo.  0  Holy  Father !  may  I  speak  ? 

Eugenius.  Surely  she  is  not  the  wife  of  another? 

Filippo.  No  indeed. 

Eugenius.  Nor  within  the  degrees  of  consan- 
guinity and  affinity  1 

Filippo.  No,  no,  no.  But  .  .  man  and  wife  ! 
Consistory  and  chancery  are  nothing  to  this  ful- 
mination. 

Eugenius.  How  so? 

Filippo.  It  is  man  and  wife  the  first  fortnight, 
but  wife  and  man  ever  after.  The  two  figures 
change  places  :  the  unit  is  the  decimal  and  the 
decimal  is  the  unit. 

Eugenius.  What  then  can  I  do  for  thee? 

Filippo.  I  love  Lucrezia :  let  me  love  her :  let 
her  love  me.  I  can  make  her  at  any  time  what 
she  is  not :  I  could  never  make  her  again  what 
she  is. 

Eugenius.  The  only  thing  I  can  do  then  is  to 
promise  I  will  forget  that  I  have  heard  anything 
about  the  matter.  But,  to  forget  it,  I  must  hear 
it  first. 

Filippo.  In  the  beautiful  little  town  of  Prato, 
reposing  in  its  idleness  against  the  hill  that  pro- 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


tects  it  from  the  north,  and  looking  over  fertile 
meadows,  southward  to  Poggio  Cajano,  westward 
to  Pistoja,  there  is  the  convent  of  Santa  Margarita. 
I  was  invited  by  the  sisters  to  paint  an  altar- 
piece  for  the  chapel.  A  novice  of  fifteen,  my  own 
sweet  Lucrezia,  came  one  day  alone  to  see  me 
work  at  my  Madonna.  Her  blessed  countenance 
had  already  looked  down  on  every  beholder  lower 
by  the  knees.  I  myself  who  made  her  could  almost 
have  worshipped  her. 

Eugenius,  Not  while  incomplete  :  no  half-virgin 
will  do. 

Filippo.  But  there  knelt  Lucrezia !  there  she 
knelt!  first  looking  with  devotion  at  the  Madonna, 
then  with  admiring  wonder  and  grateful  delight 
at  the  artist.  Could  so  little  a  heart  be  divided  ? 
Twere  a  pity !  There  was  enough  for  me  :  there 
is  never  enough  for  the  Madonna.  Resolving  on 


a  sudden  that  the  object  of  my  love  should  be  the 
object  of  adoration  to  thousands,  born  and  unborn, 
I  swept  my  brush  across  the  maternal  face,  and 
left  a  blank  in  heaven.  The  little  girl  screamed  : 
I  pressed  her  to  my  bosom. 

Eugenius.  In  the  chapel? 

Filippo.  I  knew  not  where  I  was :  I  thought  I 
was  in  Paradise. 

Eugenius.  If  it  was  not  in  the  chapel,  the  sin  is 
venial.  But  a  brush  against  a  Madonna's  month 
is  worse  than  a  beard  against  her  votary's. 

Filippo.  I  thought  so  too,  Holy  Father ! 

Eugenius.  Thou  sayest  thou  hast  forty  zecchins : 
I  will  try  in  due  season  to  add  forty  more.  The 
fisherman  must  not  venture  to  measure  forces 
with  the  pirate.  Farewell !  I  pray  God,  my  son 
Filippo,  to  have  thee  alway  in  his  holy  keeping. 


PRINCESS  MARY  AND  PRINCESS  ELIZABETH. 


Mary.  My  dear  dear  sister!  it  is  long,  very 
long,  since  we  met. 

Elizabeth.  Methinks  it  was  about  the  time  they 
chopped  off  our  uncle  Seymour's  head  for  him. 
Not  that  he  was  our  uncle  though  .  .  he  was  only 
Edward's. 

Mary.  The  Lord  Protector,  if  not  your  uncle, 
was  always  doatingly  fond  of  you  ;  and  he  often 
declared  to  me,  even  within  your  hearing,  he 
thought  you  very  beautiful. 

Elizabeth.  He  said  as  much  of  you,  if  that  is  all ; 
and  he  told  me  why  .  .  "  not  to  vex  me"  .  .  as  if, 
instead  of  vexing  me,  it  would  not  charm  me.  I 
beseech  your  Highness,  is  there  anything  remark- 
able or  singular  in  thinking  me  .  .  what  he 
thought  me  1 

Mary.  No  indeed ;  for  so  you  are.  But  why 
call  me  Highness  ?  drawing  back  and  losing  half 
your  stature  in  the  circumference  of  the  curtsey. 

Elizabeth.  Because  you  are  now,  at  this  blessed 
hour,  my  lawful  queen. 

Mary.  Hush,  prythee  hush !  The  parliament 
has  voted  otherwise. 

Elizabeth.  They  would  chouse  you. 

Mary.  What  would  they  do  with  me  1 

Elizabeth.  Trump  you. 

Mary.  I  am  still  at  a  loss. 

Elizabeth.  Bamboozle  you. 

Mary.  Really,  my  dear  sister,  you  have  been  so 
courted  by  the  gallants,  that  you  condescend  to 
adopt  their  language,  in  place  of  graver. 

Elizabeth.  Cheat  you  then  .  .  will  that  do  ? 

Mary.  Comprehensibly. 

Elizabeth.  I  always  speak  as  the  thing  spoken 
of  requires.  To  the  point.  Would  our  father 
have  minded  the  caitiffs  1 

Mary.  Naming  our  father,  I  should  have  said, 
our  father  now  in  bliss;  for  surely  he  must  be; 
having  been  a  rock  of  defence  against  the  tor- 
rent of  irreligion. 

Elizabeth.  Well ;  in  bliss  or  out,  there,  here,  or 


anywhere,  would  he,  royal  soul  !  have  minded 
parliament  ?  No  such  fool  he.  There  were  laws 
before  there  were  parliaments;  and  there  were 
kings  before  there  were  laws.  Were  I  in  your 
Majesty's  place  (God  forbid  the  thought  should 
ever  enter  my  poor  weak  head,  even  in  a  dream!) 
I  would  try  the  mettle  of  my  subjects  :  I  would 
mount  my  horse,  and  head  them. 

Mary.  Elizabeth !  you  were  always  a  better 
horsewoman  than  I  am  :  I  should  be  ashamed  to 
get  a  fall  among  the  soldiers. 

Elizabeth.  Pish!  Pish!  it  would  be  among 
knights  and  nobles  .  .  the  worst  come  to  the 
worst.  Lord  o'  mercy !  do  you  think  they  never 
saw  such  a  thing  before  ? 

Mary.  I  must  hear  of  no  resistance  to  the  powers 
that  be.  Beside,  I  am  but  a  weak  woman. 

Elizabeth.  I  do  not  see  why  women  should  be 
weak,  unless  they  like. 

Mary.  Not  only  the  Commons,  but  likewise  the 
peers,  have  sworn  allegiance. 

Elizabeth.  Did  you  ever  in  your  lifetime,  in  any 
chronicle  or  commentary,  read  of  any  parliament 
that  was  not  as  ready  to  be  forsworne  as  to  swear] 

Mary.  Alas ! 

Elizabeth.  If  ever  you  did,  the  book  is  a  rare 
one,  kept  in  an  out-of-the-way  library,  in  a  cedar 
chest  all  to  itself,  with  golden  locks  and  amber 
seals  thereto. 

Mary.  I  would  not  willingly  think  so  ill  of 
men. 

Elizabeth.  For  my  part,  I  can't  abide  'em.  All 
that  can  be  said,  is,  some  are  not  so  bad  as  others. 
You  smile,  and  deem  the  speech  a  silly  and  super- 
fluous one.  We  may  live,  sister  Mary,  to  see 
and  acknowledge  that  it  is  not  quite  so  sure  and 
flat  a  verity  as  it  now  appears  to  us.  I  never 
come  near  a  primrose  but  I  suspect  an  adder 
under  it ;  and  the  sunnier  the  day  the  more  mis-' 
givings. 

Mary.  But  we  are  now,  by  the  settlement  of 


PRINCESS  MARY  AND  PRINCESS  ELIZABETH. 


the  monarchy,  farther  out  of  harm's  way  than 
ever. 

Elizabeth.  If  the  wench  has  children  to-morrow, 
as  she  may  have,  they  will  inherit. 

Mary.  No  doubt  they  would. 

Elizabeth.  No  doubt  ]  I  will  doubt :  and  others 
shall  doubt  too.  The  heirs  of  my  body  .  .  yours 
first .  .  God  prosper  them  !  Parliament  may  be 
constrained  to  retrace  its  steps.  One  half  sees 
no  harm  in  taking  bribes,  the  other  no  guilt  in 
taking  fright.  Corruption  is  odious  and  costly  : 
but,  when  people  have  yielded  to  compulsion, 
conscience  is  fain  to  acquiesce.  Men  say  they 
were  forced,  and  what  is  done  under  force  is 
invalid. 

Mary.  There  was  nothing  like  compulsion. 

Elizabeth.  Then  let  there  be.  Let  the  few 
yield  to  the  many,  and  all  to  the  throne.  Now  is 
your  time  to  stir.  The  furnace  is  mere  smut,  and 
no  bellows  to  blow  the  embers.  Parliament  is 
without  a  leader.  Three  or  four  turnspits  are 
crouching  to  leap  upon  the  wheel;  but,  while 
they  are  snarling  and  snapping  one  at  another, 
what  becomes  of  the  roast  ?  Take  them  by  the 
scuf,  and  out  with  'em.  The  people  will  applaud 
you.  They  want  bread  within  doors,  and  honesty 
without.  They  have  seen  enough  of  partisans 
and  parliaments. 

Mary.  We  can  not  do  without  one. 

Elizabeth.  Convoke  it  then :  but  call  it  with 
sound  of  trumpet.  Such  a  body  is  unlikely  to 
find  a  head.  There  is  little  encouragement  for 
an  honest  knight  or  gentleman  to  take  the  sta- 
tion. The  Commons  slink  away  with  lowered 
shoulders,  and  bear  hateful  compunction  against 
the  very  names  and  memory  of  those  braver  men, 
who,  in  dangerous  times  and  before  stern  autho- 
ritative warlike  sovrans,  supported  their  preten- 
sions. Kings,  who  peradventure  would  have 
strangled  such  ringleaders,  well  remember  and 
well  respect  them :  their  fellows  would  disown 
their  benefactors  and  maintainers.  Kings  abomi- 
nate their  example  ;  clowns  would  efface  the 
images  on  their  sepulchres.  What  forbearance 
on  our  part  can  such  knaves  expect,  or  what  suc- 
cour from  the  people  1 

Mary.  What  is  done  is  done.  j 

Elizabeth.  Oftentimes  it  is  easier  to  undo  than 
to  do.  I  should  rather  be  glad  than  mortified  at 
what  has  been  done  yonder.  In  addition  to  those 
churls  and  chapmen  in  the  lower  house,  there  are 
also  among  the  peers  no  few  who  voted  most 
audaciously. 

Mary.  The  majority  of  them  was  of  opinion 
that  the  Lady  Jane  should  be  invested  with  royal 
state  and  dignity. 

Elizabeth.  The  majority !  So  much  the  better 
.  .  so  much  the  better,  say  I.  I  would  find  cer- 
tain folk  who  should  make  sharp  inquest  into 
their  title-deeds,  and  spell  the  indentures  syllable 
by  syllable.  Certain  lands  were  granted  for  cer- 
tain services ;  which  services  have  been  neglected. 
I  would  not  in  such  wise  neglect  the  lands  in 
question,  but  annex  them  to  my  royal  domains. 


Mary.  Sister!  sister!  you  forget  that  the  Lady 
Jane  Gray  (as  was)  is  now  queen  of  the  realm. 

Elizabeth.  Forget  it  indeed  !  The  vile  woman ! 
I  am  minded  to  call  her  as  such  vile  women  are 
called  out  of  doors. 

Mary.  Pray  abstain;  not  only  forasmuch  as  it 
would  be  unseemly  in  those  sweet  slender  deli- 
cate lips  of  yours,  but  also  by  reason  that  she  is 
adorned  with  every  grace  and  virtue,  bating 
(which  indeed  outvalues  them  all)  the  true  reli- 
gion. Sister !  I  hope  and  believe  I  in  this  my 
speech  have  given  you  no  offence  :  for  your  own 
eyes,  I  know,  are  opened.  Indeed,  who  that  is 
not  wilfully  blind  can  err  in  so  straight  a  road, 
even  if  so  gentle  and  so  sure  a  guidance  were 
wanting  ?  The  mind,  sister,  the  mind  itself  must 
be  crooked  which  deviates  a  hair's  breadth. 
Ay,  that  intelligent  nod  would  alone  suffice  to 
set  my  bosom  quite  at  rest  thereupon.  Should 
it  not? 

Elizabeth.  It  were  imprudent  in  me  to  declare 
my  real  opinion  at  this  juncture.  We  must  step 
warily  when  we  walk  among  cocatrices.  I  am 
barely  a  saint;  indeed  far  from  it;  and  I  am 
much  too  young  to  be  a  martyr.  But  that  odious 
monster,  who  pretends  an  affection  for  reforma- 
tion, and  a  reverence  for  learning,  is  counting  the 
jewels  in  the  crown,  while  you  fancy  she  is  repeat- 
ing her  prayers,  or  conning  her  Greek. 

Sister  Mary  !  as  God  is  in  heaven,  I  hold  no- 
thing so  detestable  in  a  woman  as.  hypocrisy. 
Add  thereunto,  as  you  fairly  may,  avarice,  man- 
hunting,  lasciviousness.  The  least  atom  of  the 
least  among  these  vices  is  heavy  enough  to  weigh 
down  the  soul  to  the  bottomless  pit. 

Mary.  Unless  divine  grace  ,  . 

Elizabeth.  Don't  talk  to  me.  Don't  spread  the 
filth  fine. 

Now  could  not  that  empty  fool,  Dudley,  have 
found  some  other  young  person  of  equal  rank  with 
Mistress  Jane,  and  of  higher  beauty  ?  Not  that 
any  other  such,  pretty  as  the  boy  is,  would  listen 
to  his  idle  discourse. 

And,  pray,  who  are  these  Dudleys  ]  The  first 
of  them  was  made  a  man  of  by  our  grandfather. 
And  what  was  the  man  after  all  ?  Nothing  better 
than  a  huge  smelting-pot,  with  a  commodious 
screw  at  the  colder  end  of  the  ladle. 

I  have  no  patience  with  the  bold  harlotry. 

Mary.  I  see  you  have  not,  sister ! 

Elizabeth.  No,  nor  have  the  people.  They  are 
on  tip-toe  for  rising  in  all  parts  of  the  kingdom. 

Mary.  What  can  they  do  ?    God  help  them  ! 

Elizabeth.  Sister  Mary  !  good  sister  Mary  !  did 
you  say  God  help  them  ?  I  am  trembling  into 
a  heap.  It  is  well  you  have  uttered  such  words 
to  safe  and  kindred  ears.  If  they  should  ever 
come  whispered  at  the  Privy  Council,  it  might 
end  badly. 

I  believe  my  visit  hath  been  of  as  long  continu- 
ance as  may  seem  befitting.  I  must  be  gone. 

Mary.  Before  your  departure,  let  me  correct  a 
few  of  your  opinions  in  regard  to  our  gentle  kins- 
woman and  most  gracious  queen.  She  hath 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


nobly  enlarged  my  poor  alimony.  Look  here !  to 
begin. 

Elizabeth.  What !  all  golden  pieces  ?  I  have  not 
ten  groats  in  the  world. 

Mary.  Be  sure  she  will  grant  unto  you  plente- 
ously.  She  hath  condescended  to  advise  me  of 
her  intent.  Meanwhile  I  do  entreat  you  will  take 
home  with  you  the  purse  you  are  stroking  down, 
thinking  about  other  things. 

Elizabeth.  Not  I,  not  I,  if  it  comes  from  such  a 
creature. 

Mary.   You  accept  it  from  me. 

Elizabeth.  Then  indeed  unreservedly.  Passing 
through  your  hands  the  soil  has  been  wiped  away. 
However,  as  I  live,  I  will  carefully  wash  every 
piece  in  it  with  soap  and  water.  Do  you  believe 
they  can  lose  anything  of  their  weight  thereby  ? 

Mary.  Nothing  material. 

Elizabeth.  I  may  reflect  and  cogitate  upon  it. 
I  would  not  fain  offer  anybody  light  money. 

Troth !  I  fear  the  purse,  although  of  chamois 
and  double  stitched,  is  insufficient  to  sustain  the 
weight  of  the  gold,  which  must  be  shaken  violently 
on  the  road  as  I  return.  Dear  sister  Mary !  as 
you  probably  are  not  about  to  wear  that  head-tire, 
could  you,  commodiously  to  yourself,  lend  it  me 
awhile,  just  to  deposit  a  certain  part  of  the  monies 
therein  ?  for  the  velvet  is  stout,  and  the  Venetian 
netting  close  and  stiff :  I  can  hardly  bend  the 
threads.  I  shall  have  more  leisure  to  admire  its 
workmanship  at  home. 

Mary.  Elizabeth !  I  see  you  are  grown  forgiv- 
ing. In  the  commencement  of  our  discourse  I 
suggested  a  slight  alteration  of  manner  in  speak- 
ing of  our  father.  Do  you  pray  for  the  repose  of 
his  soul  morning  and  night  ? 

Elizabeth.  The  doubt  is  injurious. 

Mary.  Pardon  me !  I  feel  it.  But  the  voices 
of  children,  0  Elizabeth  !  come  to  the  ear  of  God 
above  all  other  voices.  The  best  want  interces- 
sion. Pray  for  him,  Elizabeth  !  pray  for  him. 

Elizabeth.  Why  not  ?  He  did  indeed,  but  he 
was  in  a  passion,  order  my  mother  up  the  three 
black  stairs,  and  he  left  her  pretty  head  on  the 
landing :  but  I  bear  him  no  malice  for  it. 

Mary.  Malice !  The  baneful  word  hath  shot 
up  from  hell  in  many  places,  but  never  between 
child  and  parent.  In  the  space  of  that  one  span, 
on  that  single  sod  from  Paradise,  the  serpent 
never  trailed.  Husband  and  wife  were  severed  by 
him,  then  again  clashed  together  :  brother  slew 
brother :  but  parent  and  child  stand  where  their 
Creator  first  placed  them,  and  drink  at  the  only 
source  of  pure  untroubled  love. 

Elizabeth.  Beside,  you  know,  being  king,  he 
had  clearly  a  right  to  do  it,  plea  or  no  plea. 

Mary.  We  will  converse  no  longer  on  so  dolo- 
rous a  subject. 

Elizabeth.  I  will  converse  on  it  as  long  as  such 
is  my  pleasure, 

Mary.  Being  my  visitor,  you  command  here. 

Elizabeth.  I  command  nowhere.  I  am  blown 
about  like  a  leaf :  I  am  yielding  as  a  feather  in  a 
cushion,  only  one  among  a  million.  But  I  tell 


you,  honestly  and  plainly,  I  do  not  approve  of  it 
anyhow !  It  may  have  grown  into  a  trick  and 
habit  with  him :  no  matter  for  that :  in  my  view 
of  the  business,  it  is  not  what  a  husband  ought  to 
do  with  a  wife.  And,  if  she  did  .  .  .  but  she  did 
not  .  .  .  and  I  say  it. 

Mary.  It  seems  indeed  severe. 

Elizabeth.  Yea,  afore  God,  methinks  it  smacks 
a  trifle  of  the  tart. 

Mary.  Our  father  was  God's  vicegerent.  Pro- 
bably it  is  for  the  good  of  her  soul,  poor  lady ! 
Better  suffer  here  than  hereafter.  We  ought  to 
kiss  the  rod,  and  be  thankful. 

Elizabeth.  Kiss  the  rod,  forsooth.  I  have  been 
constrained  erewhile  even  unto  that;  and  no 
such  a  child  neither.  But  I  would  rather  have 
kissed  it  fresh  and  fair,  with  all  its  buds  and 
knots  upon  it,  than  after  it  had  bestowed  on  me, 
in  such  a  roundabout  way,  such  a  deal  of  its  em- 
broidery and  lace-work.  I  thank  my  father  for 
all  that.  I  hope  his  soul  lies  easier  than  my  skin 
did. 

Mary.  The  wish  is  kind;  but  prayers  would 
much  help  it.  Our  father  of  blessed  memory, 
now  (let  us  hope)  among  the  saints,  was  some- 
what sore  in  his  visitations;  but  they  tended 
heaven-ward. 

Elizabeth.  Yea,  when  he  cursed  and  cuffed  and 
kicked  us. 

Mary.  He  did  kick,  poor  man ! 

Elizabeth.  Kick  !  Fifty  folks,  young  and  old, 
have  seen  the  marks  his  kicking  left  behind. 

Mary.  We  should  conceal  all  such  his  infirmi- 
ties. They  arose  from  an  irritation  in  the  foot, 
whereof  he  died. 

Elizabeth.  I  only  know  I  could  hardly  dance  or 
ride  for  them ;  chiefly  caught,  as  I  was,  fleeing 
from  his  wrath.  He  seldom  vouchsafed  to  visit 
me :  when  he  did,  he  pinched  my  ear  so  bitterly,  I 
was  fain  to  squeel.  And  then  he  said,  I  should 
turn  out  like  my  mother,  calling  me  by  such 
a  name  moreover  as  is  heard  but  about  the 
kennel  -,  and  even  there  it  is  never  given  to  the 
young. 

Mary.  There  was  choler  in  him  at  certain 
times  and  seasons.  Those  who  have  much  will, 
have  their  choler  excited  when  opposite  breath 
blows  against  it. 

Elizabeth.  Let  them  have  will ;  let  them  have 
choler  too,  in  God's  name ;  but  it  is  none  the 
better,  as  gout  is,  for  flying  to  hand  or  foot. 

Mary.  I  have  seen  .  .  .  now  do,  pray  forgive 
me  ... 

Elizabeth.  Well,  what  have  you  seen  1 

Mary.  My  sweet  little  sister  lift  up  the  most 
delicate  of  all  delicate  white  hands,  and  with  their 
tiny  narrow  pink  nails  tear  off  ruflfs  and  caps, 
and  take  sundry  unerring  aims  at  eyes  and 
noses. 

Elizabeth.  Was  that  any  impediment  or  hin- 
drance to  riding  and  dancing  ?  I  would  always 
make  people  do  their  duty,  and  always  will. 
Remember  (for  your  memory  seems  accurate 
enough)  that,  whenever  I  scratched  anybody's 


AND  EHODOPE. 


face,  I  permitted  my  hand  to  be  kist  by  the 
offender  within  a  day  or  two. 

Mary.  Undeniable. 

Elizabeth.  I  may,  peradventure,  have  been 
hasty  in  my  childhood  :  but  all  great  hearts  are 
warm ;  all  good  ones  are  relenting.  If,  in  comb- 
ing my  hair,  the  hussy  lugged  it,  I  obeyed  God's 
command,  and  referred  to  the  lex  talionis.  I 
have  not  too  much  of  it ;  and  every  soul  on  earth 
sees  its  beauty.  A  single  one  would  be  a  public 
loss.  Uncle  Seymour  .  .  but  what  boots  it  ]  there 
are  others  who  can  see  perhaps  as  far  as  uncle 
Seymour. 

Mary.  I  do  remember  his  saying  that  he 
watched  its  growth  as  he  would  a  melon's.  And 
how  fondly  did  those  little  sharp  grey  eyes  of  his 
look  and  wink  when  you  blushed  and  chided  his 
flattery. 

Elizabeth.  Never  let  any  man  dare  to  flatter 
me :  I  am  above  it.  Only  the  weak  and  ugly 
want  the  refreshment  of  that  perfumed  fan.  I 
take  but  my  own  ;  and  touch  it  who  dares. 

Keally  it  is  pleasant  to  see  in  what  a  pear-form 
fashion  both  purse  and  cawl  are  hanging.  Faith ! 
they  are  heavy :  I  could  hardly  lift  them  from 
the  back  of  the  chair. 

Mary.  Let  me  call  an  attendant  to  carry  them 
for  you. 

Elizabeth.  Are  you  mad  ]  They  are  unsealed, 
and  ill-tied  :  anyone  could  slip  his  hand  in. 

And  so  that  .  .  the  word  was  well  nigh  out  of 
my  mouth  .  .  gave  you  all  this  gold  ? 

Mary.  For  shame  !  0  for  shame  ! 


Elizabeth.  I  feel  shame  only  for  her.  It  turns 
my  cheeks  red  .  .  together  with  some  anger  upon 
it.  But  I  can  not  keep  my  eyes  off  that  book,  if 
book  it  may  be,  on  which  the  purse  was  lying. 

Mary.  Somewhat  irreverently,  God  forgive  me  ? 
But  it  was  sent  at  the  same  time  by  the  same  fair 
creature,  with  many  kind  words.  It  had  always 
been  kept  in  our  father's  bedroom-closet,  and  was 
removed  from  Edward's  by  those  unhappy  men 
who  superintended  his  education. 

Elizabeth.  She  must  have  thought  all  those 
stones  are  garnets :  to  me  they  look  like  rubies, 
one  and  all.  Yet,  over  so  large  a  cover,  they 
cannot  all  be  rubies. 

Mary.  I  believe  they  are,  excepting  the  glory 
in  the  centre,  which  is  composed  of  chrysolites. 
Our  father  was  an  excellent  judge  in  jewellery,  as 
in  everything  else,  and  he  spared  no  expenditure 
in  objects  of  devotion. 

Elizabeth.  What  creature  could  fail  in  devotion 
with  an  object  such  as  that  before  the  eyes  1  Let 
me  kiss  it  .  .  partly  for  my  Saviour's  and  partly 
for  my  father's  sake. 

Mary.  How  it  comforts  me,  0  Elizabeth,  to  see 
you  thus  press  it  to  your  bosom.  Its  spirit,  I  am 
confident,  has  entered  there.  Disregard  the 
pebbles :  take  it  home :  cherish  it  evermore. 
May  there  be  virtue,  as  some  think  there  is,  even 
in  the  stones  about  it !  God  bless  you,  strengthen 
you,  lead  you  aright,  and  finally  bring  you  to 
everlasting  glory. 

Elizabeth  (going.)  The  Popish  puss ! 


MBOP  AND  RHODOPE. 


.  Albeit  thou  approachest  me  without 
any  sign  of  derision,  let  me  tell  thee  before  thou 
advancest  a  step  nearer,  that  I  deem  thee  more 
hard-hearted  than  the  most  petulant  of  those  other 
young  persons,  who  are  pointing  and  sneering 
from  the  door-way. 

Rhodope.  Let  them  continue  to  point  and  sneer 
at  me :  they  are  happy ;  so  am  I ;  but  are  you  1 
Think  me  hard-hearted,  0  good  Phrygian !  but 
graciously  give  me  the  reason  for  thinking  it  ; 
otherwise  I  may  be  unable  to  correct  a  fault  too 
long  overlooked  by  me,  or  to  deprecate  a  grave 
infliction  of  the  gods. 

JEsop.  I  thought  thee  so,  my  little  maiden, 
because  thou  earnest  toward  me  without  the  least 
manifestation  of  curiosity. 

Rhodope.  Is  the  absence  of  curiosity  a  defect  ? 

jEsop.  None  whatever. 

Rhodope.  Are  we  blamable  in  concealing  it  if 
we  have  it  ? 

jEsop.  Surely  not.  But  it  is  feminine;  and 
where  none  of  it  comes  forward,  we  may  suspect 
that  other  feminine  appurtenances,  such  as  sym- 
pathy for  example,  are  deficient.  Curiosity  slips 
in  among  you  before  the  passions  are  awake; 
curiosity  comforts  your  earliest  cries ;  curiosity 


intercepts  your  latest.  For  which  reason  Daedalus, 
who  not  only  sculptured  but  painted  admirably, 
represents  her  in  the  vestibule  of  the  Cretan  laby- 
rinth as  a  goddess. 

Rhodope.  What  was  she  like  1 

JEsop.  There  now  1  Like  ?  Why  like  Rhodope. 

Rhodope.  You  said  I  have  nothing  of  the  kind. 

JEsop.  I  soon  discovered  my  mistake  in  this, 
and  more  than  this,  and  not  altogether  to  thy 
disadvantage. 

Rhodope.  I  am  glad  to  hear  it. 

jEsop.  Art  thou?  I  will  tell  thee  then  how 
she  was  depicted :  for  I  remember  no  author  who 
has  related  it.  Her  lips  were  half-open ;  her  hair 
flew  loosely  behind  her,  designating  that  she  was 
in  haste;  it  was  more  disordered,  and  it  was 
darker,  than  the  hair  of  Hope  is  represented,  and 
somewhat  less  glossy.  Her  cheeks  had  a  very 
fresh  colour,  and  her  eyes  looked  into  every  eye 
that  fell  upon  them ;  by  her  motion  she  seemed 
to  be  on  her  way  into  the  labyrinth. 

Rhodope.  Oh,  how  I  wish  I  could  see  such  a 
picture ! 

jEsop.  I  do  now. 

Rhodope.  Where  1  where  1  Troublesome  man  ! 
Are  you  always  so  mischievous  ?  but  your  smile  is 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


not  ill-natured.  1  can  not  help  thinking  that  the 
smiles  of  men  are  pleasanter  and  sweeter  than 
of  women ;  unless  of  the  women  who  are  rather 
old  and  decrepit,  who  seem  to  want  help,  and 
who  perhaps  are  thinking  that  we  girls  are  now 
the  very  images  of  what  they  were  formerly.  But 
girls  never  look  at  me  so  charmingly  as  you  do, 
nor  smile  with  such  benignity ;  and  yet,  0  Phry- 
gian !  there  are  several  of  them  who  really  are 
much  handsomer. 

JKaop.  Indeed?    Is  that  so  clear  ? 

Rhodope.  Perhaps  in  the  sight  of  the  gods  they 
may  not  be,  who  see  all  things  as  they  are.  But 
some  of  them  appear  to  me  to  be  very  beautiful. 

jEsop.  Which  are  those  1 

Rhodope.  The  very  girls  who  think  me  the 
ugliest  of  them  all.  How  strange ! 

jEaop.  That  they  should  think  thee  so  ? 

Rhodope.  No,  no  :  but  that  nearly  all  the  most 
beautiful  should  be  of  this  opinion ;  and  the 
others  should  often  come  to  look  at  me,  apparently 
with  delight,  over  each  other's  shoulder  or  under 
each  other's  arm,  clinging  to  their  girdle  or  hold- 
ing by  their  sleeve,  and  hanging  a  little  back,  as 
if  there  were  something  about  me  unsafe.  They 
seem  fearful  regarding  me ;  for  here  are  many 
venomous  things  in  this  country,  of  which  we  have 
none  at  home. 

jEsop.  And  some  which  we  find  all  over  the 
world.  But  thou  art  too  talkative. 

Rhodope.  Now  indeed  you  correct  me  with 
great  justice,  and  with  great  gentleness.  I  know 
not  why  I  am  so  pleased  to  talk  with  you.  But 
what  you  say  to  me  is  different  from  what  others 
say  :  the  thoughts,  the  words,  the  voice,  the  look, 
all  different.  And  yet  reproof  is  but  little  plea- 
sant, especially  to  those  who  are  unused  to  it. 

jEsop.  Why  didst  thou  not  spring  forward  and 
stare  at  me,  having  heard  as  the  rest  had  done, 
that  I  am  unwillingly  a  slave,  and  indeed  not 
over- willingly  a  deformed  one  ? 

Rhodope.  I  would  rather  that  neither  of  these 
misfortunes  had  befallen  you. 
.    JEsop.  And  yet  within  the  year  thou  wilt  re- 
joice that  they  have. 

Rhodope.  If  you  truly  thought  so,  you  would 
not  continue  to  look  at  me  with  such  serenity. 
Tell  me  why  you  say  it. 

JEsop.  Because  by  that  time  thou  wilt  prefer 
me  to  the  handsomest  slave  about  the  house. 

Rhodope.  For  shame  !  vain  creature ! 

jEsotp.  By  the  provision  of  the  gods,  the  under- 
sized and  distorted  are  usually  so.  The  cork  of 
vanity  buoys  up  their  chins  above  all  swim- 
mers on  the  tide  of  life.  But,  Rhodope,  my 
vanity  has  not  yet  begun. 

Rhodope.  How  do  you  know  that  my  name  is 
Rhodope  ? 

JEsop.  Were  I  malicious  I  would  inform  thee, 
and  turn  against  thee  the  tables  on  the  score  of 
vanity. 

Rhodope.  What  can  you  mean  ? 

jEsop.  I  mean  to  render  thee  happy  in  life, 
and  glorious  long  after.  Thou  shalt  be  sought 


by  the  powerful,  thou  shalt  be  celebrated  by 
the  witty,  and  thou  shalt  be  beloved  by  the 
generous  and  the  wise.  Xanthus  may  adorn  the 
sacrifice,  but  the  Immortal  shall  receive  it  from 
the  altar. 

Rhodope.  I  am  but  fourteen  years  old,  and 
Xanthus  is  married.  Surely  he  would  not  rather 
love  me  than  one  to  whose  habits  and  endear- 
ments he  has  been  accustomed  for  twenty  years. 

jEsop.  It  seems  wonderful :  but  such  things 
do  happen. 

Rhodope.  Not  among  us  Thracians.  I  have 
seen  in  my  childhood  men  older  than  Xanthus, 
who,  against  all  remonstrances  and  many  strug- 
gles, have  fondled  and  kissed,  before  near  relatives, 
wives  of  the  same  age,  proud  of  exhibiting  the 
honourable  love  they  bore  toward  them  :  yet,  in 
the  very  next  room,  the  very  same  day,  scarcely 
would  they  press  to  their  bosoms  while  you  could 
(rather  slowly)  count  twenty,  nor  kiss  for  half  the 
time,  beautiful  young  maidens,  who,  casting  down 
their  eyes,  never  stirred,  and  only  said,  "  Don't ! 
Dontr 

jEsop.  What  a  rigid  morality  is  the  Thracian  ! 
How  courageous  the  elderly  !  and  how  enduring 
the  youthful ! 

Rhodope.  Here  in  Egypt  we  are  nearer  to 
strange  creatures;  to  men  without  heads,  to 
others  who  ride  on  dragons. 

jEsop.  Stop  there,  little  Rhodope !  In  all 
countries  we  live  among  strange  creatures.  How- 
ever, there  are  none  such  in  the  world  as  thou  hast 
been  told  of  since  thou  earnest  hither. 

Rhodope.  Oh  yes  there  are.  You  must  not  begin 
by  shaking  my  belief,  and  by  making  me  know 
less  than  others  of  my  age.  They  all  talk  of  them  : 
nay,  some  creatures  not  by  any  means  prettier, 
are  worshipped  here  as  deities  :  I  have  seen  them 
with  my  own  eyes.  I  wonder  that  you  above  all 
others  should  deny  the  existence  of  prodigies. 

/Esop.  Why  dost  thou  wonder  at  it  particu- 
larly in  me  ? 

Rhodope.  Because  when  you  were  brought 
hither  yesterday,  and  when  several  of  my  fellow- 
maidens  came  around  you,  questioning  you  about 
the  manners  and  customs  of  your  country,  yon 
began  to  tell  them  stories  of  beasts  who  spoke, 
and  spoke  reasonably. 

jEsop.  They  are  almost  the  only  people  of  my 
acquaintance  who  do. 

Rhodope.  And  you  call  them  by  the  name  of 
people  ? 

jEsop.  For  want  of  a  nobler  and  a  better.  Didst 
thou  hear  related  what  I  had  been  saying? 
Rhodope,  Yes,  every  word,  and  perhaps  more. 
JEsvp.  Certainly  more ;  for  my  audience  was 
of  females.     But  canst  thou  repeat  any  portion 
of  the  narrative  ? 

Rhodope.  They  began  by  asking  you  whether 
all  the  men  in  Phrygia  were  like  yourself. 

jEsop.  Art  thou  quite  certain  that  this  was  the 
real  expression  they  used  ?    Come  :  no  blushes. 
Do  not  turn  round. 
Rhodope.  It  had  entirely  that  meaning. 


JEsop.  Did  they  not  not  inquire  if  all  Phrygians 
were  such  horrible  monsters  as  the  one  before 
them? 

Rhodope.  Oh  heaven  and  earth !  this  man  is 
surely  omniscient.  Kind  guest !  do  not  hurt 
them  for  it.  Deign  to  repeat  to  me,  if  it  is  not 
too  troublesome,  what  you  said  about  the  talking 
beasts. 

jEsop.  The  innocent  girls  asked  me  many 
questions,  or  rather  half-questions ;  for  never  was 
one  finished  before  another  from  the  same  or 
from  a  different  quarter  was  begun. 

Rhodope.  This  is  uncivil :  I  would  never  have 
interrupted  you. 

jEsop.  Pray  tell  me  why  all  that  courtesy. 

Rhodope.  For  fear  of  losing  a  little  of  what  you 
were  about  to  say,  or  of  receiving  it  somewhat 
changed.  We  never  say  the  same  thing  in  the 
same  manner  when  we  have  been  interrupted. 
Beside,  there  are  many  who  are  displeased  at  it  ; 
and  if  you  had  been,  it  would  have  shamed  and 
vexed  me. 

^Esop.  Art  thou  vexed  so  easily? 

Rhodope.  When  I  am  ashamed  I  am.  I  shall 
be  jealous  if  you  are  kinder  to  the  others  than  to 
me,  and  if  you  refuse  to  tell  me  the  story  you  told 
them  yesterday. 

jEsop.  I  have  never  yet  made  anyone  jealous ; 
and  I  will  not  begin  to  try  my  talent  on  little 
Khodope. 

They  asked  me  who  governs  Phrygia  at  pre- 
sent. I  replied  that  the  Phrygians  had  just  placed 
themselves  under  the  dominion  of  a  sleek  and 
quiet  animal,  half-fox,  half-ass,  named  Alopiconos. 
At  one  time  he  seems  fox  almost  entirely;  at 
another,  almost  entirely  ass. 

Rhodope.  And  can  he  speak  ? 

JEsop.  Few  better. 

Rhodope.  Are  the  Phrygians  contented  with 
him? 

^Esop.  They  who  raised  him  to  power  and 
authority  rub  their  hands  rapturously  :  neverthe- 
less, I  have  heard  several  of  the  principal  ones,  in 
the  very  act  of  doing  it,  breathe  out  from  closed 
teeth,  "  The  cursed  fox !"  and  others,  "  The 


Rhodope.  What  has  he  done  ? 

JBsop.  He  has  made  the  nation  the  happiest 
in  the  world,  they  tell  us. 

Rhodope.  How? 

jEsop.  By  imposing  a  heavy  tax  on  the  neces- 
saries of  life,  and  making  it  quite  independent. 

Rhodope.  Oh  JSsop  !  I  am  ignorant  of  politics, 
as  of  everything  else.  We  Thracians  are  near 
Phrygia :  our  kings,  I  believe,  have  not  conquered 
it :  what  others  have  ? 

^Esop.  None :  but  the  independence  which 
Alopiconos  has  conferred  upon  it,  is  conferred  by 
hindering  the  corn  of  other  lands,  more  fertile 
and  less  populous,  from  entering  it,  until  so  many 
of  the  inhabitants  have  died  of  famine  and  disease, 
that  there  will  be  imported  just  enough  for  the 
remainder. 

Rhodope.  Holy  Jupiter !  protect  my  country ! 


and  keep  for  ever  its  asses  and  its  foxes  wider 
apart ! 

Tell  me  more.  You  know  many  things  that 
have  happened  in  the  world.  Beside  the  strange 
choice  you  just  related,  what  is  the  most  memo- 
rable thing  that  has  occurred  in  Phrygia  since  the 
Trojan  war  ? 

uEsop.  An  event  more  memorable  preceded  it : 
but  nothing  since  will  appear  to  thee  so  extra- 
ordinary. 

Rhodope.  Then  tell  me  only  that. 

jEsop.  It  will  interest  thee  less,  but  the  effect 
is  more  durable  than  of  the  other.  Soon  after  the 
dethronement  of  Saturn,  with  certain  preliminary 
ceremonies,  by  his  eldest  son  Jupiter,  who  thus 
became  the  legitimate  king  of  gods  and  men,  the 
lower  parts  of  nature  on  our  earth  were  also  much 
affected.  At  this  season  the  water  in  all  the 
rivers  of  Phryigia  was  running  low,  but  quietly, 
so  that  the  bottom  was  visible  in  many  places, 
and  grew  tepid  and  warm  and  even  hot  in  some. 
At  last  it  became  agitated  and  excited :  and  loud 
bubbles  rose  up  from  it,  audible  to  the  ears  of 
Jupiter,  declaring  that  it  had  an  indefeasible  right 
to  exercise  its  voice  on  all  occasions,  and  of  rising 
to  the  surface  at  all  seasons.  Jupiter,  who  was 
ever  much  given  to  hilarity,  laughed  at  this  :  but 
the  louder  he  laughed,  the  louder  bubbled  the 
mud,  beseeching  him  to  thunder  and  lighten  and 
rain  in  torrents,  and  to  sweep  away  dams  and 
dykes  and  mills  and  bridges  and  roads,  and  more- 
over all  houses  in  all  parts  of  the  country  that 
were  not  built  of  mud.  Thunder  rolled  in  every 
quarter  of  the  heavens  :  the  lions  and  panthers 
were  frightened,  and  growled  horribly :  the  foxes, 
who  are  seldom  at  fault,  began  to  fear  for  the 
farm-yards:  and  were  seen  with  vertical  tails, 
three  of  which,  if  put  together,  would  be  little 
stouter  than  a  child's  whip  for  whipping-tops,  so 
thoroughly  soaked  were  they  and  draggled  in  the 
mire  :  not  an  animal  in  the  forest  could  lick  itself 
dry :  their  tongues  ached  with  attempting  it. 
But  the  mud  gained  its  cause,  and  rose  above  the 
river-sides.  At  first  it  was  elated  by  success ;  but 
it  had  floated  in  its  extravagance  no  long  time 
before  a  panic  seized  it,  at  hearing  out  of  the 
clouds  the  fatal  word  teleutaion,  which  signifies 
final.  It  panted  and  breathed  hard ;  and,  at  the 
moment  of  exhausting  the  last  remnant  of  its 
strength,  again  it  prayed  to  Jupiter,  in  a  formu- 
lary of  words  which  certain  borderers  of  the 
principal  stream  suggested,  imploring  him  that 
it  might  stop  and  subside.  It  did  so.  The 
borderers  enriched  their  fields  with  it,  carting  it 
off,  tossing  it  about,  and  breaking  it  into  powder. 
But  the  streams  were  too  dirty  for  decent  men  to 
bathe  in  them ;  and  scarcely  a  fountain  in  all 
Phrygia  had  as  much  pure  water,  at  its  very 
source,  as  thou  couldst  carry  on  thy  head  in  an 
earthen  jar.  For  several  years  afterward  there 
were  pestilential  exhalations,  and  drought  and 
scarcity,  throughout  the  country. 

Rhodope.  This  is  indeed  a  memorable  event"; 
and  yet  I  never  heard  of  it  before.  . 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


JEsop.  Dost  thou  like  my  histories? 

Rhodope.  Very  much  indeed. 

jEsop.  Both  of  them  1 

Rhodope.  Equally. 

JEsop.  Then,  Rhodope,  thou  art  worthier  of 
instruction  than  anyone  I  know.  I  never  found 
an  auditor,  until  the  present,  who  approved  of 
each ;  one  or  other  of  the  two  was  sure  to  be 
defective  in  style  or  ingenuity :  it  showed  an 
ignorance  of  the  times  or  of  mankind  :  it  proved 
only  that  the  narrator  was  a  person  of  contracted 
views,  and  that  nothing  pleased  him. 

Rhodope.  How  could  you  have  hindered,  with 
as  many  hands  as  Gyas,  and  twenty  thongs  in 
each,  the  fox  and  ass  from  uniting  ]  or  how  could 
you  prevail  on  Jupiter  to  keep  the  mud  from 
bubbling  ?  I  have  prayed  to  him  for  many  things 
more  reasonable,  and  he  has  never  done  a  single 
one  of  them;  except  the  last  perhaps. 

jEaop,  What  was  it? 

Rhodope.  That  he  would  bestow  on  me  power 
and  understanding  to  comfort  the  poor  slave  from 
Phrygia. 

jEsop.  On  what  art  thou  reflecting  ? 

Rhodope.  I  do  not  know.  Is  reflection  that 
which  will  not  lie  quiet  on  the  mind,  and  which 
makes  us  ask  ourselves  questions  we  can  not 
answer? 

JEsop.  Wisdom  is  but  that  shadow  which  we 
call  reflection ;  dark  always,  more  or  less,  but 
usually  the  most  so  where  there  is  the  most  light 
around  it. 

Rhodope.  I  think  I  begin  to  comprehend  you ; 
but  beware  lest  anyone  else  should.  Men  will 
hate  you  for  it,  and  may  hurt  you ;  for  they  will 
never  bear  the  wax  to  be  melted  in  the  ear,  as 
your  words  possess  the  faculty  of  doing. 

Msop.  They  may  hurt  me,  but  I  shall  have 
rendered  them  a  service  first. 

Rhodope.  Oh  JSsop !  if  you  think  so,  you  must 
soon  begin  to  instruct  me  how  I  may  assist  you, 
first  in  performing  the  service,  and  then  in  avert- 
ing the  danger :  for  I  think  you  will  be  less  liable 
to  harm  if  I  am  with  you. 

jEsop.  Proud  child ! 

Rhodope.  Not  yet ;  I  may  be  then. 

jEsop.  We  must  converse  about  other  subjects. 

Rhodope.  On  what  rather  ? 

jEaop.  I  was  accused  by  thee  of  attempting  to 
unsettle  thy  belief  in  prodigies  and  portents. 

Rhodope.  Teach  me  what  is  right  and  proper 
in  regard  to  them,  and  in  regard  to  the  gods  of 
this  country  who  send  them. 

jEsop.  We  will  either  let  them  alone,  or  wor- 
ship them  as  our  masters  do.  But  thou  mayst 
be  quite  sure,  0  Rhodope  !  that  if  there  were  any 
men  without  heads,  or  any  who  ride  upon  dragons, 
they  also  would  have  been  worshipped  as  deities 
long  ago. 

Rhodope.  Ay;  now  you  talk  reasonably:  so 
they  would :  at  least  I  think  so :  I  mean  only  in 
this  country.  In  Thrace  we  do  not  think  so  un- 
worthily of  the  gods :  we  are  too  afraid  of  Cer- 
berus for  that. 


JEsop.  Speak  lower ;  or  thou  wilt  raise  ill  blood 
between  him  and  Anubis.  His  three  heads  could 
hardly  lap  milk  when  Anubis  with  only  one  could 
crack  the  thickest  bone. 

Rhodope.  Indeed  !  how  proud  you  must  be  to 
have  acquired  such  knowledge. 

jEaop.  It  is  the  knowledge  which  men  most 
value,  as  being  the  most  profitable  to  them ;  but 
I  possess  little  of  it. 

Rhodope.  What  then  will  you  teach  me  ? 

jEsop.  I  will  teach  thee,  O  Rhodope,  how  to 
hold  Love  by  both  wings,  and  how  to  make  a 
constant  companion  of  an  ungrateful  guest. 

Rhodope.  I  think  I  am  already  able  to  manage 
so  little  a  creature. 

jEsop.  He  hath  managed  greater  creatures 
than^Rhodope. 

Rhodope.  They  had  no  scissors  to  clip  his 
pinions,  and  they  did  not  slap  him  soon  enough 
on  the  back  of  the  hand.  I  have  often  wished  to 
see  him ;  but  I  never  have  seen  him  yet. 

jEsop.  Nor  anything  like  ? 

Rhodope.  I  have  touched  his  statue ;  and  once 
I  stroked  it  down,  all  over ;  very  nearly.  He 
seemed  to  smile  at  me  the  more  for  it,  until  I  was 
ashamed.  I  was  then  a  little  girl :  it  was  long 
ago :  a  year  at  least. 

jEsop.  Art  thou  sure  it  was  such  a  long  while 
since? 

Rhodope.  How  troublesome  i  Yes !  I  never 
told  anybody  but  you :  and  I  never  would  have 
told  you,  unless  I  had  been  certain  that  you  would 
find  it  out  by  yourself,  as  you  did  what  those 
false  foolish  girls  said  concerning  you.  I  am  sorry 
to  call  them  by  such  names,  for  I  am  confident 
that  on  other  things  and  persons  they  never  speak 
maliciously  or  untruly. 

jEsop.  Not  about  thee  ? 

Rhodope.  They  think  me  ugly  and  conceited, 
because  they  do  not  look  at  me  long  enough  to 
find  out  their  mistake.  I  know  I  am  not  ugly, 
and  I  believe  I  am  not  conceited ;  so  I  should  be 
silly  if  I  were  offended,  or  thought  ill  of  them  in 
return.  But  do  you  yourself  always  speak  the 
truth,  even  when  you  know  it  ?  The  story  of  the 
mud,  I  plainly  see,  is  a  mythos.  Yet,  after  all,  it 
is  difficult  to  believe ;  and  you  have  scarcely  been 
able  to  persuade  me,  that  the  beasts  in  any 
country  talk  and  reason,  or  ever  did. 

JEsop.  Wherever  they  do,  they  do  one  thing 
more  than  men  do. 

Rhodope.  You  perplex  me  exceedingly:  but 
I  would  not  disquiet  you  at  present  with 
more  questions.  Let  me  pause  and  consider  a 
little,  if  you  please.  I  begin  to  suspect  that, 
as  Gods  formerly  did,  you  have  been  turning 
men  into  beasts,  and  beasts  into  men.  But, 
JEsop,  you  should  never  say  the  thing  that  is 
untrue. 

jEsop.  We  say  and  do  and  look  no  other  all 
our  lives. 

Rhodope.  Do  we  never  know  better? 

jEsop.  Yes ;  when  we  cease  to  please,  and  to 
wish  it ;  when  death  is  settling  the  features,  and 


.ESOP  AND  RHODOPE. 


the  cerements  are  ready  to  render  them  un- 
changeable. 

Rhodope.  Alas !  alas ! 

JEsop.  Breathe,  Ehodope,  breathe  again  those 
painless  sighs  :  they  belong  to  thy  vernal  season. 
May  thy  summer  of  life  be  calm,  thy  autumn 
calmer,  and  thy  winter  never  come. 

Ehodope.  I  must  die  then  earlier. 

jEsop.  Laodameia  died ;  Helen  died ;  Leda, 
the  beloved  of  Jupiter,  went  before.  It  is  better 
to  repose  in  the  earth  betimes  than  to  sit  up  late ; 
better,  than  to  cling  pertinaciously  to  what  we 
feel  crumbling  under  us,  and  to  protract  an  ine- 
vitable fall.  We  may  enjoy  the  present  while  we 
are  insensible  of  infirmity  and  decay :  but  the 
present,  like  a  note  in  music,  is  nothing  but  as  it 
appertains  to  what  is  past  and  what  is  to  come. 
There  are  no  fields  of  amaranth  on  this  side  of  the 
grave :  there  are  no  voices,  0  Ehodope !  that  are 
not  soon  mute,  however  tuneful :  there  is  no 
name,  with  whatever  emphasis  of  passionate  love 
repeated,  of  which  the  echo  is  not  faint  at  last. 

Rhodope.  Oh  jEsop !  let  me  rest  my  head  on 
yours  :  it  throbs  and  pains  me. 

jflsop.  What  are  these  ideas  to  thee  1 

JRhodope.  Sad,  sorrowful. 

JEsop.  Harrows  that  break  the  soil,  preparing 
it  for  wisdom.  Many  flowers  must  perish  ere  a 
grain  of  corn  be  ripened. 

And  now  remove  thy  head  :  the  cheek  is  cool 
enough  after  its  little  shower  of  tears. 

Rhodope.  How  impatient  you  are  of  the  least 
pressure ! 

JEsop.  There  is  nothing  so  difficult  to  support 
imperturbably  as  the  head  of  a  lovely  girl,  ex- 
cept her  grief.  Again  upon  mine !  forgetful  one ! 
Raise  it,  remove  it,  I  say.  Why  wert  thou  re- 
luctant ?  why  wert  thou  disobedient  ?  Nay,  look 
not  so.  It  is  I  (and  thou  shalt  know  it)  who 
should  look  reproachfully. 

Rhodope.  Reproachfully1?  did  I?  I  was  only 
wishing  you  would  love  me  better,  that  I  might 
come  and  see  you  often. 

JEsop.  Come  often  and  see  me,  if  thou  wilt ; 
but  expect  no  love  from  me. 

Rhodope.  Yet  how  gently  and  gracefully  you 
have  spoken  and  acted,  all  the  time  we  have  been 
together.  You  have  rendered  the  most  abstruse 
things  intelligible,  without  once  grasping  my 
hand,  or  putting  your  fingers  among  my  curls. 

jEsop.  I  should  have  feared  to  encounter  the 
displeasure  of  two  persons,  if  I  had. 

Rhodope.  And  well  you  might.  They  would 
scourge  you,  and  scold  me. 

JEsop.  That  is  not  the  worst. 

Rhodope.  The  stocks  too,  perhaps. 

JEsop.  All  these  are  small  matters  to  the  slave. 

Rhodope.  If  they  befell  you,  I  would  tear  my 
hair  and  my  cheeks,  and  put  my  knees  under 
your  ancles.  Of  whom  should  you  have  been  afraid  ? 

jEsop.  Of  Rhodope  and  of  jEsop.  Modesty  in 
man,  0  Rhodope  !  is  perhaps  the  rarest  and  most 
difficult  of  virtues :  but  intolerable  pain  is  the 
pursuer  of  its  infringement.  Then  follow  days 


without  content,  nights  without  sleep,  throughout 
a  stormy  season,  a  season  of  impetuous  deluge 
which  no  fertility  succeeds. 

Rhodope.  My  mother  often  told  me  to  learn 
modesty,  when  I  was  at  play  among  the  boys. 

jEsop.  Modesty  in  girls  is  not  an  acquirement, 
but  a  gift  of  nature :  and  it  costs  as  much  trouble 
and  pain  in  the  possessor  to  eradicate,  as  the 
fullest  and  firmest  lock  of  hair  would  do. 

Rhodope.  Never  shall  I  be  induced  to  believe 
that  men  at  all  value  it  in  themselves,  or  much 
in  us,  although  from  idleness  or  from  rancour  they 
would  take  it  away  from  us  whenever  they  can. 

JEsop.  And  very  few  of  you  are  pertinacious  : 
if  you  run  after  them,  as  you  often  do,  it  is  not  to 
get  it  back. 

Rhodope.  I  would  never  run  after  anyone,  not 
even  you :  I  would  only  ask  you,  again  and  again, 
to  love  me. 

JEsop.  Expect  no  love  from  me.  I  will  impart 
to  thee  all  my  wisdom,  such  as  it  is ;  but  girls 
like  our  folly  best.  Thou  shalt  never  get  a  par- 
ticle of  mine  from  me. 

Rhodope.  Is  love  foolish  1 

uEsop.  At  thy  age  and  at  mine.  I  do  not  love 
thee  :  if  I  did,  I  would  the  more  forbid  thee  ever 
to  love  me. 

Rhodope.  Strange  man  ! 

jEsop.  Strange  indeed.  When  a  traveller  is 
about  to  wander  on  a  desert,  it  is  strange  to  lead 
him  away  from  it ;  strange  to  point  out  to  him 
the  verdant  path  he  should  pursue,  where  the 
tamarisk  and  lentisk  and  acacia  wave  overhead, 
where  the  reseda  is  cool  and  tender  to  the  foot 
that  presses  it,  and  where  a  thousand  colours 
sparkle  in  the  sunshine,  on  fountains  incessantly 
gushing  forth. 

Rhodope.  Xanthus  has  all  these ;  and  I  could 
be  amid  them  in  a  moment. 

jEsop.  Why  art  not  thou  1 

Rhodope.  I  know  not  exactly.  Another  day 
perhaps.  I  am  afraid  of  snakes  this  morning. 
Beside,  I  think  it  may  be  sultry  out  of  doors. 
Does  not  the  wind  blow  from  Libya  ? 

JEsop.  It  blows  as  it  did  yesterday  when  I 
came  over,  fresh  across  the  jEgean,  and  from 
Thrace.  Thou  mayest  venture  into  the  morning 
air. 

Ehodope.  No  hours  are  so  adapted  to  study  as 
those  of  the  morning.  But  will  you  teach  me  1 
I  shall  so  love  you  if  you  will. 

JEsop.  If  thou  wilt  not  love  me,  I  will  teach 
thee. 

Rhodope.  Unreasonable  man ! 

jEsop.  Art  thou  aware  what  those  mischievous 
little  hands  are  doing  1 

Ehodope.  They  are  tearing  off  the  golden  hem 
from  the  bottom  of  my  robe ;  but  it  is  stiff  and 
difficult  to  detach. 

JEsop.  Why  tear  it  off] 

Rhodope.  To  buy  your  freedom.  Do  you  spring 
up,  and  turn  away,  and  cover  your  face  from  me  ? 

j£sop.  My  freedom  1  Go,  Rhodope !  Rhodope  ! 
This,  of  all  things,  I  shall  never  owe  to  thee. 


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Rhodope.  Proud  man !  and  you  tell  me  to  go  ! 
do  you  ?  do  you  1  Answer  me  at  least.  Must  I  ? 
and  so  soon  ' 

JEsop.  Child  !  begone  ! 


Rhodope.  Oh  ,<Esop  !  you  are  already  more  my 
master  than  Xanthus  is.  I  will  run  and  tell  him 
so  :  and  I  will  implore  of  him,  upon  my  knees, 
never  to  impose  on  you  a  command  so  hard  to  obey. 


ANDREW  MARVEL  AND  BISHOP  PARKER.* 


Parker.  Most  happy  am  I  to  encounter  you, 
Mr.  Marvel.  It  is  some  time,  I  think,  since  we 
met.  May  I  take  the  liberty  of  inquiring  what 
brought  you  into  such  a  lonely  quarter  as  Bunhill- 
Fields) 

Marvel.  My  lord,  I  return  at  this  instant  from 
visiting  an  old  friend  of  ours,  hard-by,  in  Artil- 
lery-Walk, who,  you  will  be  happy  to  hear,  bears 
his  blindness  and  asthma  with  truly  Christian 
courage. 

Parker.  And  pray,  who  may  that  old  friend  be, 
Mr.  Marvel  ? 

Marvel.  Honest  John  Milton. 

Parker.  The  same  gentleman  whose  ingenious 
poem,  on  our  first  parents,  you  praised  in  some 
elegant  verses  prefixed  to  it  ] 

Marvel.  The  same  who  likewise,  on  many 
occasions,  merited  and  obtained  your  lordship's 
approbation. 

Parker.  I  am  happy  to  understand  that  no 
harsh  measures  were  taken  against  him,  on  the 
return  of  our  most  gracious  sovran.  And  it  occurs 
to  me  that  you,  Mr.  Marvel,  were  earnest  in  his 
behalf.  Indeed  I  myself  might  have  stirred  upon 
it,  had  Mr.  Milton  solicited  me  in  the  hour  of  need. 

Marvel.  He  is  grateful  to  the  friends  who  con- 
sulted at  the  same  time  his  dignity  and  his  safety : 
but  gratitude  can  never  be  expected  to  grow  on  a 
soil  hardened  by  solicitation.  Those  who  are  the 
most  ambitious  of  power  are  often  the  least  ambi- 
tious of  glory.  It  requires  but  little  sagacity  to 
foresee  that  a  name  will  become  invested  with 
eternal  brightness  by  belonging  to  a  benefactor  of 
Milton.  I  might  have  served  him!  is  not  always 


*  He  wrote  a  work  entitled,  as  Hooker's  was,  Eccletiat- 
tical  Polity,  in  which  are  these  words:  "It  is  better  to 
submit  to  the  unreasonable  impositions  of  Nero  and  Ca- 
ligula than  to  hazard  the  dissolution  of  the  state."  It  is 
plain  enough  to  what  impositions  he  recommended  the 
duty  of  submission :  for,  in  our  fiscal  sense  of  the  word, 
none  ever  bore  more  lightly  on  the  subject  than  Caligula's 
and  Nero's :  even  the  provinces  were  taxed  very  mode- 
rately and  fairly  by  them.  He  adds,  "  Princes  may  with 
less  danger  give  liberty  to  men's  vices  and  debaucheries 
than  to  their  consciences."  Marvel  answered  him  in  his 
Rehearsal  Transposed,  in  which  he  says  of  Milton,  "  I 
well  remember  that,  being  one  day  at  his  house,  I  there 
first  met  you,  and  accidentally.  Then  it  was  that  you 
wandered  up  and  down  Moor-fields,  astrologising  upon  the 
duration  of  His  Majesty's  Government.  You  frequented 
John  Milton's  incessantly,  and  haunted  his  house  day  by 
day.  What  discourses  you  there  used  he  is  too  generous 
to  remember :  but,  he  never  having  in  the  least  provoked 
you,  it  is  inhumanely  and  inhospitably  done  to  insult 
thus  over  his  old  age.  1  hope  it  will  be  a  warning  to  all 
others,  as  it  is  tome,  to  avoid,  I  will  not  say  such  a  Judas, 
but  a  man  that  creeps  into  all  companies,  to  jeer,  trepan, 
and  betray  them." 


the  soliloquy  of  late  compassion  or  of  virtuous 
repentance :  it  is  frequently  the  cry  of  blind  and 
impotent  and  wounded  pride,  angry  at  itself  for 
having  neglected  a  good  bargain,  a  rich  reversion. 
Believe  me,  my  lord  bishop,  there  are  few  whom 
God  has  promoted  to  serve  the  truly  great.  They 
are  never  to  be  superseded,  nor  are  their  names 
to  be  obliterated  in  earth  or  heaven.  Were  I  to 
trust  my  observation  rather  than  my  feelings, 
I  should  believe  that  friendship  is  only  a  state  of 
transition  to  enmity.  The  wise,  the  excellent  in 
honour  and  integrity,  whom  it  was  once  our 
ambition  to  converse  with,  soon  appear  in  our  sight 
no  higher  than  the  ordinary  class  of  our  acquaint- 
ance ;  then  become  fit  objects  to  set  our  own 
slender  wits  against,  to  contend  with,  to  interro- 
gate, to  subject  to  the  arbitration,  not  of  their 
equals,  but  of  ours ;  and  lastly,  what  indeed  is 
less  injustice  and  less  indignity,  to  neglect,  aban- 
don, and  disown. 

Parker.  I  never  have  doubted  that  Mr.  Milton 
is  a  learned  man ;  indeed  he  has  proven  it :  and 
there  are  many  who,  like  yourself,  see  considerable 
merit  in  his  poems.  I  confess  that  I  am  an  indif- 
ferent judge  in  these  matters ;  and  I  can  only 
hope  that  he  has  now  corrected  what  is  erroneous 
in  his  doctrines. 

Marvel.  Latterly  he  hath  never  changed  a  jot, 
in  acting  or  thinking. 

Parker.  Wherein  I  hold  him  blameable,  well 
aware  as  I  am  that  never  to  change  is  thought  an 
indication  of  rectitude  and  wisdom.  But  if  every- 
thing in  this  world  is  progressive ;  if  everything 
is  defective;  if  our  growth,  if  our  faculties,  are 
obvious  and  certain  signs  of  it ;  then  surely  we 
should  and  must  be  different  in  different  ages  and 
conditions.  Consciousness  of  error  is,  to  a  certain 
extent,  a  consciousness  of  understanding ;  and 
correction  of  error  is  the  plainest  proof  of  energy 
and  mastery. 

Marvel.  No  proof  of  the  kind  is  necessary  to 
my  friend  :  and  it  was  not  always  that  your  lord- 
ship looked  down  on  him  so  magisterially  in 
reprehension,  or  delivered  a  sentence  from  so 
commanding  an  elevation.  I,  who  indeed  am  but 
a  humble  man,  am  apt  to  question  my  judgment 
where  it  differs  from  his.  I  am  appalled  by  any 
supercilious  glance  at  him,  and  disgusted  by  any 
austerity  ill  assorted  with  the  generosity  of  his 
mind.  When  I  consider  what  pure  delight  we 
have  derived  from  it,  what  treasures  of  wisdom  it 
has  conveyed  to  us,  I  find  him  supremely  worthy 
of  my  gratitude,  love,  and  veneration  :  and  the 
neglect  in  which  I  now  discover  him,  leaves  me 
only  the  more  room  for  the  free  effusion  of  these 


ANDREW  MAEVEL  AND  BISHOP  PARKER. 


sentiments.  How  shallow  in  comparison  is  every- 
thing else  around  us,  trickling  and  dimpling  in 
the  pleasure-grounds  of  our  literature !  If  we  are 
to  build  our  summer-houses  against  ruined  temples, 
let  us  at  least  abstain  from  ruining  them  for  the 
purpose. 

Parker.  Nay,  nay,  Mr.  Marvel !  so  much  warmth 
is  uncalled  for. 

Marvel.  Is  there  anything  offensive  to  your 
lordship  in  my  expressions  ? 

Parker.  I  am  not  aware  that  there  is.  But  let 
us  generalize  a  little :  for  we  are  prone  to  be 
touchy  and  testy  in  favour  of  our  intimates. 

Marvel.  I  believe,  my  lord,  this  fault,  or  sin, 
or  whatsoever  it  may  be  designated,  is  among  the 
few  that  are  wearing  fast  away. 

Parker.  Delighted  am  I,  my  dear  sir,  to  join 
you  in  your  innocent  pleasantry.  But,  truly  and 
seriously,  I  have  known  even  the  prudent  grow 
warm  and  stickle  about  some  close  affinity. 

Marvel.  Indeed?  so  indecorous  before  your 
lordship  ? 

Parker.  We  may  remember  when  manners 
were  less  polite  than  they  are  now ;  and  not  only 
the  seasons  of  life  require  an  alteration  of  habits, 
but  likewise  the  changes  of  society. 

Marvel.  Your  lordship  acts  up  to  your  tenets. 

Parker.  Perhaps  you  may  blame  me,  and  more 
severely  than  I  would  blame  our  worthy  friend 
Mr.  John  Milton,  upon  finding  a  slight  variation 
in  my  exterior  manner,  and  somewhat  more 
reserve  than  formerly :  yet  wiser  and  better  men 
than  I  presume  to  call  myself,  have  complied 
with  the  situation  to  which  it  hath  pleased  the 
Almighty  to  exalt  them. 

Marvel.  I  am  slow  to  censure  anyone  for 
assuming  an  air  and  demeanour  which,  he  is  per- 
suaded, are  more  becoming  than  what  he  has  left 
off.  And  I  subscribe  to  the  justice  of  the  observa- 
tion, that  wiser  and  better  men  than  your  lord- 
ship have  adapted  their  language  and  their  looks 
to  elevated  station.  But  sympathy  is  charity,  or 
engenders  it :  and  sympathy  requires  proximity, 
closeness,  contact :  and  at  every  remove,  and  more 
especially  at  every  gradation  of  ascent,  it  grows  a 
little  colder.  When  we  begin  to  call  a  man  our 
worthy  friend,  our  friendship  is  already  on  the 
wane.  In  him  who  has  been  raised  above  his  old 
companions,  there  seldom  remains  more  warmth 
than  what  turns  everything  about  it  vapid :  fami- 
liarity sidles  toward  affability,  and  kindness 
curtseys  into  condescension. 

Parker.  I  see,  we  are  hated  for  rising. 

Marvel.  Many  do  really  hate  others  for  rising : 
but  some  who  appear  to  hate  them  for  it,  hate 
them  only  for  the  bad  effects  it  produces  on  the 
character. 

Parker.  We  are  odious,  I  am  afraid,  sometimes 
for  the  gift,  and  sometimes  for  the  giver :  and 
Malevolence  cools  her  throbs  by  running  to  the 
obscurity  of  neglected  merit.  We  know  whose 
merit  that  means. 

Marvel.  What !  because  the  servants  of  a  king 
have  stamped  no  measure  above  a  certain  compass, 


and  such  only  as  the  vulgar  are  accustomed  to 
handle,  must  we  disbelieve  the  existence  of  any 
greater  in  its  capacity,  or  decline  the  use  of  it  in 
things  lawful  and  commendable?  Little  men 
like  these  have  no  business  at  all  with  the  men- 
suration of  higher  minds :  gaugers  are  not  astro- 
nomers. 

Parker.  Really,  Mr.  Marvel,  I  do  not  under- 
stand metaphors. 

Marvel.  Leaving  out  arithmetic  and  mathema- 
tics, and  the  sciences  appertaining  to  them,  I 
never  opened  a  page  without  one ;  no,  not  even  a 
title-page  with  a  dozen  words  in  it.  Perhaps  I 
am  unfortunate  in  my  tropes  and  figures  :  perhaps 
they  come,  by  my  want  of  dexterity,  too  near  your 
lordship.  I  would  humbly  ask,  is  there  any 
criminality  in  the  calculation  and  casting  up  of 
manifold  benefits,  or  in  the  employment  of  those 
instruments  by  which  alone  they  are  to  be  calcu- 
lated and  cast  up  ? 

Parker.  Surely  none  whatever. 

Marvel.  It  has  happened  to  me  and  my  school- 
fellows, that  catching  small  fish  in  the  shallows 
and  ditches  of  the  Humber,  we  called  a  minnow 
a  perch,  and  a  dace  a  pike ;  because  they  pleased 
us  in  the  catching,  and  because  we  really  were 
ignorant  of  their  quality.  In  like  manner  do  some 
older  ones  act  in  regard  to  men.  They  who  are 
caught  and  handled  by  them  are  treated  with 
distinction,  because  they  are  so  caught  and 
handled,  and  because  self-love  and  self-conceit 
dazzle  and  delude  the  senses ;  while  those  whom 
they  neither  can  handle  nor  catch  are  without  a 
distinctive  name.  We  are  informed  by  Aristoteles, 
in  his  Treatise  on  Natural  History,  that  solid 
horns  are  dropt  and  that  hollow  ones  are  per- 
manent. Now,  although  we  may  find  solid  men 
cast  on  the  earth  and  hollow  men  exalted,  yet 
never  will  I  believe  in  the  long  duration  of  the 
hollow,  or  in  the  long  abasement  of  the  solid. 
Milton,  although  the  generality  may  be  ignorant  of 
it,  is  quite  as  great  a  genius  as  Bacon,  bating  the 
chancellorship,  which  goes  for  little  where  a  great 
man  is  estimated  by  a  wise  one. 

Parker.  Rather  enthusiastic  !  ay,  Mr.  Marvel ! 
the  one  name  having  been  established  for  almost 
a  century,  the  other  but  recently  brought  forward, 
and  but  partially  acknowledged.  By  coming  so 
much  later  into  the  world,  he  can  not  be  quite  so 
original  in  his  notions  as  Lord  Verulam. 

Marvel.  Solomon  said  that,  even  in  his  time, 
there  was  nothing  new  under  the  sun  :  he  said  it 
unwisely  and  untruly. 

Parker.  Solomon]  untruly?  unwisely? 

Marvel.  The  spectacles,  which  by  the  start  you 
gave,  had  so  nearly  fallen  from  the  bridge  of  your 
nose,  attest  it.  Had  he  any?  It  is  said,  and 
apparently  with  more  reason  than  formerly,  that 
there  are  no  new  thoughts.  What  do  the  fools 
mean  who  say  it  ?  They  might  just  as  well  assert 
that  there  are  no  new  men,  because  other  men 
existed  before,  with  eyes,  mouth,  nostrils,  chin, 
and  many  other  appurtenances.  But  as  there  are 
myriads  of  forms  between  the  forms  of  Scarron 
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and  Hudson*  on  one  side,  and  of  Mercury  and 
Apollo  on  the  other,  so  there  are  myriads  oi 
thoughts,  of  the  same  genus,  each  taking  its 
peculiar  conformation.  ^Eschylus  and  Racine, 
struck  by  the  same  idea,  would  express  a  sen- 
timent very  differently.  Do  not  imagine  that 
the  idea  is  the  thought :  the  idea  is  that  which 
the  thought  generates,  rears  up  to  maturity,  and 
calls  after  its  own  name.  Every  note  in  music 
has  been  sounded  frequently ;  yet  a  composition 
of  Purcell  may  be  brilliant  by  its  novelty.  There 
are  extremely  few  roots  in  a  language;  yet  the 
language  may  be  varied,  and  novel  too,  age  after 
age.  Chess-boards  and  numerals  are  less  capable 
of  exhibiting  new  combinations  than  poetry ;  and 
prose  likewise  is  equally  capable  of  displaying  new 
phases  and  phenomenons  in  images  and  reflec- 
tions. Good  prose,  to  say  nothing  of  the  original 
thoughts  it  conveys,  may  be  infinitely  varied 
in  modulation.  It  is  only  an  extension  of  metres, 
an  amplification  of  harmonies,  of  which  even  the 
best  and  most  varied  poetry  admits  but  few. 
Comprehending  at  once  the  prose  and  poetry  of 
Milton,  we  could  prove,  before  "  fit  audience,"  that 
he  is  incomparably  the  greatest  master  of  harmony 
that  ever  lived. 

There  may  be,  even  in  these  late  days,  more 
originality  of  thought,  and  flowing  in  more  chan- 
nels of  harmony,  more  bursts  and  breaks  and 
sinuosities,  than  we  have  yet  discovered. 

The  admirers  of  Homer  never  dreamt  that  a 
man  more  pathetic,  more  sublime,  more  thought- 
ful, more  imaginative,  would  follow. 

Parker.  Certainly  not. 

Marvel.  Yet  Shakspeare  came,  in  the  memory 
of  our  fathers. 

Parker.  Mr.  William  Shakspeare  of  Stratford 
upon  Avon  ?  A  remarkably  clever  man :  nobody 
denies  it. 

Marvel.  At  first  people  did  not  know  very  well 
what  to  make  of  him.  He  looked  odd :  he  seemed 
witty ;  he  drew  tears.  But  a  grin  and  a  pinch  of 
snuff  can  do  that. 

Every  great  author  is  a  great  reformer ;  and  the 
reform  is  either  in  thought  or  language.  Milton 
is  zealous  and  effective  in  both. 

Parker.  Some  men  conceive  that,  if  their  name 
is  engraven  in  Gothic  letters,  it  signifies  and 
manifests  antiquity  of  family ;  and  others,  that  a 
congestion  of  queer  words  and  dry  chopt  sen- 
tences, which  turn  the  mouth  awry  in  read- 
ing, make  them  look  like  original  thinkers.  I 
have  seen  fantastical  folks  of  this  description  who 
write  wend  instead  of  go,  and  are  so  ignorant  of 
grammar  as  even  to  put  wended  for  went.  I  do 
not  say  that  Mr.  Milton  is  one  of  them ;  but  he 
may  have  led  weak  men  into  the  fault. 

Marvel.  Not  only  is  he  not  one  of  them,  but 
his  language  is  never  a  patchwork  of  old  and  new : 
all  is  of  a  piece.  Beside,  he  is  the  only  writer 
whom  it  is  safe  to  follow  in  spelling :  others  are 
inconsistent  j  some  for  want  of  learning,  some  for 


*  A  dwarf  in  that  age. 


want  of  reasoning,  some  for  want  of  memory,  and 
some  for  want  of  care.  But  there  are  certain 
words  which  ceased  to  be  spelt  properly  just 
before  his  time :  the  substantives,  childe  and 
wilde,  and  the  verbs  finde  and  winde,  for  instance. 

Parker.  Therein  we  agree.  We  ought  never 
to  have  deviated  from  those  who  delivered  to 
us  our  Litany,  of  which  the  purity  is  unap- 
proachable and  the  harmony  complete.  Our 
tongue  has  been  drooping  ever  since. 

Marvel.  Until  Milton  touched  it  again  with  fire 
from  heaven. 

Parker.  Gentlemen  seem  now  to  have  delegated 
the  correction  of  the  press  to  their  valets,  and  the 
valets  to  have  devolved  it  on  the  chambermaids. 
But  I  would  not  advise  you  to  start  a  fresh  refor- 
mation in  this  quarter ;  for  the  round-heads  can't 
spell,  and  the  royalists  won't :  and  if  you  bring 
back  an  ancient  form  retaining  all  its  beauty,  they 
will  come  forward  from  both  sides  against  you  on 
a  charge  of  coining.  We  will  now  return,  if  you 
please,  to  the  poets  we  were  speaking  of.  Both 
Mr.  Shakspeare  and  Mr.  Milton  have  consider- 
able merit  in  their  respective  ways;  but  both 
surely  are  unequal.  Is  it  not  so,  Mr.  Marvel  ? 

Marvel.  Under  the  highest  of  their  immeasur- 
able Alps,  all  is  not  valley  and  verdure :  in  some 
places  there  are  frothy  cataracts,  there  are  the 
fruitless  beds  of  noisy  torrents,  and  there  are  dull 
and  hollow  glaciers.  He  must  be  a  bad  writer,  or 
however  a  very  indifferent  one,  in  whom  there  are 
no  inequalities.  The  plants  of  such  table-land  are 
diminutive,  and  never  worth  gathering.  What 
would  you  think  of  a  man's  eyes  to  which  all 
things  appear  of  the  same  magnitude  and  at  the 
same  elevation  ?  You  must  think  nearly  so  of  a 
writer  who  makes  as  much  of  small  things  as  of 
great.  The  vigorous  mind  has  mountains  to 
climb  and  valleys  to  repose  in.  Is  there  any 
sea  without  its  shoals  ?  On  that  which  the  poet 
navigates,  he  rises  intrepidly  as  the  waves  rise 
round  him,  and  sits  composedly  as  they  subside. 

Parker.  I  can  listen  to  this :  but  where  the 
authority  of  Solomon  is  questioned  and  rejected, 
I  must  avoid  the  topic.  Pardon  me;  I  collect  from 
what  you  threw  out  previously,  that,  with  strange 
attachments  and  strange  aversions,  you  cherish 
singular  ideas  about  greatness. 

Marvel.  To  pretermit  all  reference  to  myself; 
our  evil  humours,  and  our  good  ones  too,  are 
brought  out  whimsically.  We  are  displeased  by 
him  who  would  be  similar  to  us,  or  who  would  be 
near,  unless  he  consent  to  walk  behind.  To-day 
we  are  unfriendly  to  a  man  of  genius,  whom  ten 
days  hence  we  shall  be  zealous  in  extolling ;  not 
because  we  know  anything  more  of  his  works  or 
his  character,  but  because  we  have  dined  in  his 
company  and  he  has  desired  to  be  introduced  to 
us.  A  flat  ceiling  seems  to  compress  those  ani- 
mosities which  flame  out  furiously  under  the  open 
sky. 

Parker.  Sad  prejudices !  sad  infirmities ! 

Marvel.  The  sadder  are  opposite  to  them. 
Usually  men,  in  distributing  fame,  do  as  old 


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maids  and  old  misers  do :  they  give  everything  to 
those  who  want  nothing.  In  literature,  often  a 
man's  solitude,  and  oftener  his  magnitude,  disin- 
clines us  from  helping  him  if  we  find  him  down. 
We  are  fonder  of  wanning  our  hands  at  a  fire 
already  in  a  blaze  than  of  blowing  one.  I  should 
be  glad  to  see  some  person  as  liberal  of  fame  in 
regard  to  Milton,  as  in  regard  to  those  literators 
of  the  town  who  speedily  run  it  out. 

Parker.  I  have  always  called  him  a  man  of 
parts.  But,  Mr.  Marvel !  we  may  bestow  as  in- 
judiciously as  we  detract. 

Marvel.  Perhaps  as  injudiciously,  certainly  not 
as  injuriously.  If  indeed  we  are  to  be  called  to 
account  for  the  misapplication  of  our  bestowals,  a 
heavy  charge  will  lie  against  me  for  an  action  I 
committed  in  my  journey  hither  from  Hull.  I 
saw  an  old  man  working  upon  the  road,  who  was 
working  upon  the  same  road,  and  not  far  from  the 
same  spot,  when  I  was  first  elected  to  represent 
that  city  in  parliament.  He  asked  me  for  some- 
thing to  make  him  drink :  which,  considering  the 
heat  of  the  weather  and  the  indication  his  nose 
exhibited 'of  his  propensities,  did  appear  super- 
fluous. However,  I  gave  him  a  shilling,  in  addi- 
tion to  as  many  good  wishes  as  he  had  given  me. 

Parker.  Not  reflecting  that  he  would  probably 
get  intoxicated  with  it. 

Marvel.  I  must  confess  I  had  all  that  reflection 
with  its  whole  depth  of  shade  upon  my  conscience ; 
and  I  tried  as  well  as  I  could  to  remove  the  evil. 
I  inquired  of  him  whether  he  was  made  the  hap- 
pier by  the  shilling.  He  answered  that,  if  I  was 
none  the  worse  for  it,  he  was  none.  "  Then,"  said 
I,  "  honest  friend !  since  two  are  already  the 
happier,  prythee  try  whether  two  more  may  not 
become  so :  therefore  drink  out  of  it  at  supper 
with  thy  two  best  friends." 

Parker.  I  would  rather  have  advised  frugality 
and  laying-by.  Perhaps  he  might  have  had  a 
wife  and  children. 

Marvel.  He  could  not  then,  unless  he  were  a 
most  unlucky  man,  be  puzzled  in  searching  for 
his  two  best  friends.  My  project  gave  him  more 
pleasure  than  my  money :  and  I  was  happy  to 
think  that  he  had  many  hours  for  his  schemes 
and  anticipations  between  him  and  sunset. 

Parker.  When  I  ride  or  walk,  I  never  carry 
loose  money  about  me,  lest,  through  an  inconsi- 
derate benevolence,  I  be  tempted  in  some  such 
manner  to  misapply  it.  To  be  robbed  would  give 
me  as  little  or  less  concern. 

Marvel.  A  man's  self  is  often  his  worst  robber. 
He  steals  from  his  own  bosom  and  heart  what  God 
has  there  deposited,  and  he  hides  it  out  of  his 
way,  as  dogs  and  foxes  do  with  bones.  But  the 
robberies  we  commit  on  the  body  of  our  super- 
fluities, and  store  up  in  vacant  places,  in  places  of 
poverty  and  sorrow,  these,  whether  in  the  dark 
or  in  the  daylight,  leave  us  neither  in  nakedness 
nor  in  fear,  are  marked  by  no  burning-iron  of 
conscience,  are  followed  by  no  scourge  of  reproach; 
they  never  deflower  prosperity,  they  never  dis- 
temper sleep. 


Parker.  I  am  ready  at  all  times  to  award  jus- 
tice to  the  generosity  of  your  character,  and  no 
man  ever  doubted  its  consistency.  Believing  you 
to  be  at  heart  a  loyal  subject,  I  am  thrown  back  on 
the  painful  reflection  that  all  our  acquaintance 
are  not  equally  so.  Mr.  Milton,  for  example,  was 
a  republican,  yet  he  entered  into  the  service  of  a 
usurper :  you  disdained  it. 

Marvel.  Events  proved  that  my  judgment  of 
Cromwell's  designs  was  corrector  than  his:  but 
the  warier  man  is  not  always  the  wiser,  nor  the 
more  active  and  industrious  in  the  service  of  his 
country. 

Parker.  His  opinions  on  religion  varied  also 
considerably,  until  at  last  the  vane  almost  wore 
out  the  socket,  and  it  could  turn  no  longer. 

Marvel.  Is  it  nothing  in  the  eyes  of  an  Angli- 
can bishop  to  have  carried  the  gospel  of  Christ 
against  the  Talmudists  of  Rome ;  the  Word  of 
God  against  the  traditions  of  men ;  the  liberty  of 
conscience  against'the  conspiracy  of  tyranny  and 
fraud]  If  so,  then  the  Protector,  such  was 
Milton,  not  of  England  only,  but  of  Europe,  was 
nothing. 

Parker.  You  are  warm,  Mr.  Marvel. 

Marvel.  Not  by  any  addition  to  my  cloth, 
however. 

Parker.  He  hath  seceded,  I  hear,  from  every 
form  of  public  worship :  and  doubts  are  enter- 
tained whether  he  believes  any  longer  in  the 
co-equality  of  the  Son  with  the  Father,  or  indeed 
in  his  atonement  for  our  sins.  Such  being  the 
case,  he  forfeits  the  name  and  privileges  of  a 
Christian. 

Marvel.  Notwith  Christians,  if  theyknowthat  he 
keeps  the  ordinances  of  Christ.  Papists,  Calvinists, 
Lutherans,  and  every  other  kind  of  scoria,  explod- 
ing in  the  furnace  of  zeal,  and  cracking  off  from 
Christianity,  stick  alike  to  the  side  of  this  gloomy, 
contracted,  and  unwholesome  doctrine.  But  the 
steadiest  believer  in  the  divinity  of  our  Lord,  and 
in  his  atonement  for  us ;  if  pride,  arrogance,  per- 
secution, malice,  lust  of  station,  lust  of  money, 
lust  of  power,  inflame  him ;  is  incomparably  less  a 
Christian  than  he  who  doubteth  all  that  ever  was 
doubted  of  his  genealogy  and  hereditary  rights, 
yet  who  never  swerveth  from  his  commandments. 
A  wise  man  will  always  be  a  Christian,  because 
the  perfection  of  wisdom  is  to  know  where  lies 
tranquillity  of  mind,  and  how  to  attain  it,  which 
Christianity  teaches ;  but  men  equally  wise  may 
differ  and  diverge  on  the  sufficiency  of  testimony, 
and  still  farther  on  matters  which  no  testimony 
can  affirm,  and  no  intellect  comprehend.  To 
strangle  a  man  because  he  has  a  narrow  swallow, 
shall  never  be  inserted  among  the  "infallible 
cures"  in  my  Book  of  Domestic  Remedies. 

Parker.  We  were  talking  gravely  :  were  it  not 
rather  more  seemly  to  continue  in  the  same  strain, 
Mr.  Marvel  1 

Marvel.  I  was  afraid  that  my  gravity  might 
appear  too  specific  :  but,  >  with  your  lordship's 
permission  and  exhortation,  I  will  proceed  in 
serious  reflections,  to  which  indeed,  on  this  occa- 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


sion,  I  am  greatly  more  inclined.  Never  do  I 
take  the  liberty  to  question  or  examine  any  man 
on  his  religion,  or  to  look  over  his  shoulder  on  his 
account-book  with  his  God.  But  I  know  that 
Milton,  and  every  other  great  poet,  must  be  reli- 
gious :  for  there  is  nothing  so  godlike  as  a  love 
of  order,  with  a  power  of  bringing  great  things 
into  it.  This  power,  unlimited  in  the  one,  limited 
(but  incalculably  and  inconceivably  great)  in  the 
other,  belongs  to  the  Deity  and  the  Poet. 

Parker.  I  shudder. 

Marvel.  Wherefore]  at  seeing  a  man,  what  he 
was  designed  to  be  by  his  Maker,  his  Maker's 
image  ?  But  pardon  me,  my  lord !  the  surprise 
of  such  a  novelty  is  enough  to  shock  you. 

Reserving  to  myself  for  a  future  time  the 
liberty  of  defending  my  friend  on  theology,  in 
which  alone  he  shifted  his  camp,  I  may  remark 
what  has  frequently  happened  to  me.  I  have 
walked  much  :  finding  one  side  of  the  road  miry, 
I  have  looked  toward  the  other  and  thought  it 
cleaner :  I  have  then  gone  over,  and  when  there 
I  have  found  it  just  as  bad,  although  it  did  not 
seem  nearly  so,  until  it  was  tried.  This  however 
has  not  induced  me  to  wish  that  the  overseer 
would  bar  it  up ;  but  only  to  wish  that  both  sides 
were  mended  effectually  with  smaller  and  more 
binding  materials,  not  with  large  loose  stones, 
nor  with  softer  stuff,  soon  converted  into  mud. 

Parker.  Stability  then  and  consistency  are  the 
qualities  most  desirable,  and  these  I  look  for  in 
Mr.  Milton.  However  fond  he  was  of  Athenian 
terms  and  practices,  he  rejected  them  after  he  had 
proved  them. 

Marvel.  It  was  not  in  his  choice  to  reject  or 
establish.  He  saw  the  nation  first  cast  down  and 
lacerated  by  Fanaticism,  and  then  utterly  ex- 
hausted by  that  quieter  blood-sucker,  Hypocrisy. 
A  powerful  arm  was  wanted  to  drive  away  such 
intolerable  pests,  and  it  could  not  but  be  a  friendly 
one.  Cromwell  and  the  saner  part  of  the  nation 
were  unanimous  in  beating  down  Presbyterian- 
ism,  which  had  assumed  the  authority  of  the 
Papacy  without  its  lenity. 

Parker.  He,  and  those  saner  people,  had  sub- 
verted already  the  better  form  of  Christianity 
which  they  found  in  the  Anglican  church.  Your 
Samson  had  shaken  its  pillars  by  his  attack  on 
Prelaty. 

Marvel.  He  saw  the  prelates,  in  that  reign, 
standing  as  ready  there  as  anywhere  to  wave  the 
censer  before  the  king,  and  under  its  smoke  to 
hide  the  people  from  him.  He  warned  them  as 
an  angel  would  have  done,  nay,  as  our  Saviour 
has  done,  that  the  wealthy  and  the  proud,  the 
flatterer  at  the  palace  and  the  flatterer  at  the  altar, 
in  short  the  man  for  the  world,  is  not  the  man  for 
heaven. 

Parker.  We  must  lay  gentle  constructions  and 
liberal  interpretations  on  the  Scriptures. 

Marvel.  Then  let  us  never  open  them.  If  they 
are  true  we  should  receive  them  as  they  are ; 
if  they  are  false  we  should  reject  them  totally. 
We  can  not  pick  and  choose ;  we  can  not  say  to 


the  Omniscient,  "  We  think  you  right  here ;  we 
think  you  wrong  there ;  however,  we  will  meet 
you  half-way  and  talk  it  over  with  you."  This  is 
such  impiety  as  shocks  us  even  in  saying  we  must 
avoid  it:  yet  our  actions  tend  to  its  countenance 
and  support.  We  clothe  the  ministers  of  Christ 
in  the  same  embroidery  as  was  worn  by  the 
proudest  of  his  persecutors,  and  they  mount  into 
Pilate's  chair.  The  Reformation  has  effected  little 
more  than  melting  down  the  gold  lace  of  the  old 
wardrobe,  to  make  it  enter  the  pocket  more 
conveniently. 

Parker.  Who  would  have  imagined  Mr.  John 
Milton  should  ever  have  become  a  seceder  and 
sectarian !  he  who,  after  the  days  of  adolescence, 
looked  with' an  eye  of  fondness  on  the  idle  super- 
stitions of  our  forefathers,  and  celebrated  them  in 
his  poetry. 

Marvel.  When  superstitions  are  only  idle  it  is 
wiser  to  look  on  them  kindly  than  unkindly.  I 
have  remarked  that  those  which  serve  best  for 
poetry,  have  more  plumage  than  talon,  and  those 
which  serve  best  for  policy  have  more  talon  than 
plumage.  Milton  never  countenanced  priestcraft, 
never  countenanced  fraud  and  fallacy. 

Parker.  The  business  is  no  easy  one  to  separate 
devotion  from  practices  connected  with  it.  There 
is  much  that  may  seem  useless,  retained  through 
ages  in  an  intermixture  with  what  is  better  :  and 
the  better  would  never  have  been  so  good  as  it  is 
if  you  had  cast  away  the  rest.  What  is  chaff  when 
the  grain  is  threshed,  was  useful  to  the  grain 
before  its  threshing. 

Marvel.  Since  we  are  come  unaware  on  reli- 
gion, I  would  entreat  of  your  lordship  to  enlighten 
me,  and  thereby  some  others  of  weak  minds  and 
tender  consciences,  in  regard  to  the  criminality 
of  pretence  to  holiness. 

Parker.  The  Lord  abominates,  as  you  know, 
Mr.  Marvel,  from  the  Holy  Scriptures,  all  hypo- 
crisy. 

Marvel.  If  we  make  ourselves  or  others,  who 
are  not  holy,  seem  holy,  are  we  worthy  to  enter 
his  kingdom? 

Parker.  No;  most  unworthy. 

Marvel.  What  if  we  set  up,  not  only  for  good 
men,  but  for  exquisitely  religious,  such  as  violate 
the  laws  and  religion  of  the  country  ] 

Parker.  Pray,  Mr.  Marvel,  no  longer  waste  your 
time  and  mine  in  such  idle  disquisitions.  We 
have  beheld  such  men  lately,  and  abominate  them. 

Marvel.  Happily  for  the  salvation  of  our  souls, 
as  I  conceive,  we  never  went  so  far  as  to  induce, 
much  less  to  authorise,  much  less  to  command, 
anyone  to  fall  down  and  worship  them. 

Parker.  Such  insolence  and  impudence  would 
have  brought  about  the  blessed  Restoration  much 
earlier. 

Marvel.  We  are  now  come  to  the  point.  It 
seems  wonderful  to  pious  and  considerate  men, 
unhesitating  believers  in  God's  holy  word,  that 
although  the  Reformation,  under  his  guidance, 
was  brought  about  by  the  prayers  and  fasting  of 
the  bishops,  and  others  well  deserving  the  name 


ANDREW  MAEVEL  AND  BISHOP  PARKER. 


103 


of  saints,  chiefly  of  the  equestrian  order,  no  place 
in  the  Kalendar  hath  ever  been  assigned  to  them. 

Parker,  Perhaps,  as  there  were  several,  a 
choice  might  have  seemed  particular  and  invi- 
dious. Perhaps  also  the  names  of  many  as  excel- 
lent having  been  removed  from  the  Rubric,  it  was 
deemed  unadvisable  to  inaugurate  them. 

Marvel.  Yet,  my  lord  bishop,  we  have  inserted 
Charles  the  Martyr.  Now  there  have  been  saints 
not  martyrs,  but  no  martyr  not  a  saint. 

Parker.  Do  you  talk  in  this  manner  ?  you  who 
had  the  manliness  to  praise  his  courage  and  con- 
stancy to  Cromwell's  face. 

Marvel.  Cromwell  was  not  a  man  to  undervalue 
the  courage  and  constancy  of  an  enemy :  and,  had 
he  been,  I  should  have  applauded  one  in  his  pre- 
sence. But  how  happens  it  that  the  bishops, 
priests,  and  deacons,  throughout  England,  treat 
Charles  as  a  saint  and  martyr,  and  hold  his  death- 
day  sacred,  who  violated  those  ecclesiastical  ordi- 
nances, the  violation  whereof  you  would  not  only 
reprobate  in  another,  but  visit  with  exemplary 
punishment?  Charles  was  present  at  plays  in 
his  palace  on  the  sabbath.  Was  he  a  saint  in  his 
life-time  ?  or  only  after  his  death  ?  If  in  his  life- 
time, the  single  miracle  performed  by  him  was, 
to  act  against  his  established  church  without  a 
diminution  of  holiness.  If  only  in  his  death,  he 
holds  his  canonization  by  a  different  tenure  from 
any  of  his  blessed  predecessors. 

It  is  curious  and  sorrowful  that  Charles  the 
Martyr  should  have  suffered  death  on  the  scaffold, 
for  renewing  the  custom  of  arbitrary  loans  and 
forced  benevolences,  which  the  usurper  Richard  III. 
abolished.  Charles,  to  be  sure,  had  the  misfor- 
tune to  add  the  practice  of  torture  and  mutilation, 
to  which  those  among  the  English  who  are  most 
exposed  to  it  bear  a  great  dislike.  Being  a  mar- 
tyr, he  is  placed  above  the  saints  in  dignity :  they 
tortured  only  themselves. 

Parker.  Let  me  bring  to  your  recollection,  that 
plays  were  not  prohibited  on  the  sabbath  by  our 
great  Reformers. 

Marvel.  But  if  it  is  unchristianlike  now,  it  was 
then ;  and  a  saint  must  have  been  aware  of  it, 
although  it  escaped  a  reformer. 

Parker.  You  scoff,  Mr.  Marvel !  I  never  answer 
the  scoffer. 

Marvel.  I  will  now  be  serious.  Is  the  can- 
onization of  Charles  the  effect  of  a  firm  convic- 
tion that  he  was  holier  than  all  those  ejected 
from  the  Kalendar?  or  is  it  merely  an  ebulli- 
tion of  party-spirit,  an  ostentatious  display  of 
triumphant  spite  against  his  enemies?  In  this 
case,  and  there  are  too  many  and  too  cogent 
reasons  for  believing  it,  would  it  not  be  wiser 
never  to  have  exhibited  to  the  scrutinizing  church 
of  Rome  a  consecration  more  reprehensible  than 
the  former  desecrations  ?  Either  you  must 
acknowledge  that  saints  are  not  always  to  be 
followed  in  their  practices,  or  you  must  allow 
men,  women,  and  children,  to  dance  and  fre- 
quent the  play-houses  on  Sundays,  as  our  martyr 
did  before  he  took  to  mutilating  and  maiming ; 


and  he  never  left  off  the  custom  by  his  own  free 
will. 

Parker.  I  think,  Mr.  Marvel,  you  might  safely 
leave  these  considerations  to  us. 

Marvel.  Very  safely,  my  lord !  for  you  are  per- 
fectly sure  never  to  meddle  with  them :  you  are 
sure  to  leave  them  as  they  are ;  solely  from  the 
pious  motive  that  there  may  be  peace  in  our  days, 
according  to  the  Litany.  On  such  a  principle 
there  have  been  many,  and  still  perhaps  there 
may  be  some  remaining,  who  would  not  brush  the 
dust  from  the  bench,  lest  they  should  raise  the 
moths  and  discover  the  unsoundnesses  and  corro- 
sions. But  there  is  danger  lest  the  people  at 
some  future  day  should  be  wiser,  braver,  more 
.inquisitive,  more  pertinacious;  there  is  danger 
lest,  on  finding  a  notorious  cheat  and  perjurer  set 
up  by  Act  of  Parliament  among  the  choice  and 
sterling  old  saints,  they  undervalue  not  only 
saints  but  Parliaments. 

Parker.  I  would  rather  take  my  ground  where 
politics  are  unmingled  with  religion,  and  I  see 
better  reason  to  question  the  wisdom  of  Mr.  Milton 
than  the  wisdom  of  our  most  gracious  King's 
Privy  Council.  We  enjoy,  thank  God !  liberty  of 
conscience.  I  must  make  good  my  objection  on 
the  quarter  of  consistency,  lest  you  think  me 
resolute  to  find  fault  where  there  is  none.  Your 
friend  continued  to  serve  the  Protector  when  he 
had  reconstructed  a  house  of  Lords,  which  for- 
merly he  called  an  abomination. 

Marvel.  He  never  served  Cromwell  but  when 
Cromwell  served  his  country ;  and  he  would  not 
abandon  her  defence  for  the  worst  wounds  he  had 
received  in  it.  He  was  offended  at  the  renewal  of 
that  house,  after  all  the  labour  and  pains  he  had 
taken  in  its  demolition  :  and  he  would  hare  given 
his  life,  if  one  man's  life  could  have  paid  for  it,  to 
throw  down  again  so  unshapely  and  darkening  an 
obstruction.  From  his  youth  upward  he  had  felt 
the  Norman  rust  entering  into  our  very  vitals ; 
and  he  now  saw  that,  if  we  had  received  from  the 
bravest  of  nations  a  longer  sword,  we  wore  a 
heavier  chain  to  support  it.  He  began  his 
History  from  a  love  of  the  Saxon  institutions, 
than  which  the  most  enlightened  nations  had 
contrived  none  better;  nor  can  we  anywhere 
discover  a  worthier  object  for  the  meditations  of 
a  philosophical  or  for  the  energies  of  a  poetical 
mind. 

Parker.  And  yet  you  republicans  are  discon- 
tented even  with  this. 

Marvel.  We  are  not  mere  Saxons.  A  wise 
English  republican  will  prefer  (as  having  grown 
up  with  him)  the  Saxon  institutions  generally 
and  mainly,  both  in  spirit  and  practice,  to  those 
of  Rome  and  Athens.  But  the  Saxon  institu- 
tions, however  excellent,  are  insufficient.  The 
moss  must  be  rasped  off  the  bark,  and  the  bark 
itself  must  be  slit,  to  let  the  plant  expand.  No- 
thing is  wholesomer  than  milk  from  the  udder  : 
but  would  you  always  dine  upon  it  ?  The  seasons 
of  growth,  physical  and  intellectual,  require  dif- 
ferent modes  of  preparation;  different  instruments 


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of  tillage,  different  degrees  of  warmth  and  excite- 
ment. Whatever  is  bad  in  our  constitution  we 
derive  from  the  Normans,  or  from  the  glosses  put 
against  the  text  under  their  Welsh  and  Scotch 
successors  :  the  good  is  thrown  back  to  us  out  of 
what  was  ours  before.  Our  boasted  Magna  Charta 
is  only  one  side  of  the  old  Saxon  coat;  and 
it  is  the  side  that  has  the  broken  loopholes  in 
it.  It  hangs  loose,  and  at  every  breeze  'tis  a  hard 
matter  to  keep  it  on.  In  fact  the  Magna  Charta 
neither  is,  nor  ever  was  long  together,  of  much 
value  to  the  body  of  the  people.  Our  princes 
could  always  do  what  they  wished  to  do,  until 
lately ;  and  this  palladium  was  so  light  a  matter, 
that  it  was  easily  taken  from  the  town-hall  to 
the  palace.  It  has  been  holden  back  or  missing 
whenever  the  people  most  loudly  called  for  it. 
Municipalities,  in  other  words  small  republics, 
are  a  nation's  main-stay  against  aristocratical  and 
regal  encroachments. 

Parker.  If  I  speak  in  defence  of  the  peerage, 
you  may  think  me  interested. 

Marvd.  Bring  forward  what  may  fairly  recom- 
mend the  institution,  and  I  shall  think  you  less 
interested  than  ingenious. 

Parker.  Yet  surely  you,  who  are  well  con- 
nected, cannot  be  insensible  of  the  advantages  it 
offers  to  persons  of  family. 

Marvel.  Is  that  any  proof  of  its  benefit  to  the 
public  ?  And  persons  of  family  !  who  are  they  ? 
Between  the  titled  man  of  ancient  and  the  titled 
man  of  recent,  the  difference,  if  any,  is  in  favour 
of  the  last.  Suppose  them  both  raised  for  merit 
(here  indeed  we  do  come  to  theory !),  the  benefits 
that  society  has  received  from  him  are  nearer  us. 
It  is  probable  that  many  in  the  poor  and  abject 
are  of  very  ancient  families,  and  particularly  in 
our  county,  where  the  contests  of  the  York  and 
Lancaster  broke  down,  in  many  places,  the  high 
and  powerful .  Some  of  us  may  look  back  six 
or  seven  centuries,  and  find  a  stout  ruffian  at 
the  beginning  :  but  the  great  ancestor  of  the 
pauper,  who  must  be  somewhere,  may  stand 
perhaps  far  beyond. 

Parker.  If  we  ascend  to  the  tower  of  Babel  and 
come  to  the  confusion  of  tongues,  we  come  also 
to  a  confusion  of  ideas.  A  man  of  family,  in  all 
countries,  is  he  whose  ancestor  attracted,  by  some 
merit,  real  or  imputed,  the  notice  of  those  more 
eminent,  who  promoted  him  in  wealth  and 
station.  Now,  to  say  nothing  of  the  humble,  the 
greater  part  even  of  the  gentry  had  no  such 
progenitors. 

Marvel.  I  look  to  a  person  of  very  old  family 
as  I  do  to  anything  else  that  is  very  old,  and  I 
thank  him  for  bringing  to  me  a  page  of  romance 
which  probably  he  himself  never  knew  or  heard 
about.  Usually,  with  all  his  pride  and  preten- 
sions, he  is  much  less  conscious  of  the  services 
his  ancestor  performed,  than  my  spaniel  is  of  his 
own  when  he  carries  my  glove  or  cane  to  me.  I 
would  pat  them  both  on  the  head  for  it ;  and  the 
civiler  and  more  reasonable  of  the  two  would  think 
himself  well  rewarded. 


Parker.  The  additional  name  may  light  your 
memory  to  the  national  service. 

Marvel.  We  extract  this  benefit  from  an  ancient 
peer;  this  phosphorus  from  a  rotten  post. 

Parker.  I  do  not  complain  or  wonder  that  an 
irreligious  man  should  be  adverse  not  only  to 
prelaty,  but  equally  to  a  peerage. 

Marvel.  Herodotus  tells  us  that  among  the 
Egyptians  a  herald  was  a  herald  because  he  was  a 
herald's  son,  and  not  for  the  clearness  of  his  voice. 
He  had  told  us  before  that  the  Egyptians  were  wor- 
shippers of  cats  and  crocodiles ;  but  he  was  too 
religious  a  man  to  sneer  at  that.  It  was  an 
absurdity  that  the  herald  should  hold  his  office 
for  no  better  reason  than  because  his  father  held 
it.  Herodotus  might  peradventure  have  smiled 
within  his  sleeve  at  no  other  being  given  for  the 
privileges  of  the  peer ;  unless  he  thought  a  loud 
voice,  which  many  do,  more  important  than  infor- 
mation and  discretion. 

Parker.  You  will  find  your  opinions  discounte- 
nanced by  both  our  universities. 

Marvel.  I  do  not  want  anybody  to  corroborate 
my  opinions.  They  keep  themselves  up  by  their 
own  weight  and  consistency.  Cambridge  on  one 
side  and  Oxford  on  the  other  could  lend  me  no 
effectual  support:  and  my  skiff  shall  never  be 
impeded  by  the  sedges  of  Cam,  nor  grate  on  the 
gravel  of  Isis. 

Parker.  Mr.  Marvel,  the  path  of  what  we 
fondly  call  patriotism,  is  highly  perilous.  Courts 
at  least  are  safe. 

Marvel.  I  would  rather  stand  on  the  ridge  of 
Etna  than  lower  my  head  in  the  Grotto  del 
Cane.  By  the  one  I  may  share  the  fate  of  a 
philosopher,  by  the  other  I  must  suffer  the  death 
of  a  cur. 

Parker.  "We  are  all  of  us  dust  and  ashes. 

Marvel.  True,  my  lord !  but  in  some  we  recog- 
nise the  dust  of  gold  and  the  ashes  of  the  phosnix ;  in 
others  the  dust  of  the  gateway  and  the  ashes  of  turf 
and  stubble.  With  the  greatest  rulers  upon  earth, 
head  and  crown  drop  together,  and  are  overlooked. 
It  is  true,  we  read  of  them  in  history;  but  we  also 
read  in  history  of  crocodiles  and  hyaenas.  With 
great  writers,  whether  in  poetry  or  prose,  what 
falls  away  is  scarcely  more  or  other  than  a  vesture. 
The  .features  of  the  man  are  imprinted  on  his 
works;  and  more  lamps  burn  over  them,  and 
more  religiously,  than  are  lighted  in  temples  or 
hurches.  Milton,  and  men  like  him,  bring  their 
own  incense,  kindle  it  with  their  own  fire,  and 
leave  it  unconsumed  and  unconsumable :  and 
;heir  music,  by  day^and  by  night,  swells  along  a 
vault  commensurate  with  the  vault  of  heaven. 

Parker.  Mr.  Marvel,  I  am  admiring  the  ex- 
tremely fine  lace  of  your  cravat 

Marvel.  It  cost  me  less  than  lawn  would  have 
done  :  and  it  wins  me  a  reflection.  Very  few 
can  think  that  man  a  great  man,  whom  they 
have  been  accustomed  to  meet,  dressed  exactly 
like  themselves  :  more  especially  if  they  happen 
to  find  him,  not  in  park,  forest,  or  chase,  but 
warming  his  limbs  by  the  reflected  heat  of  the 


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bricks  in  Artillery-walk.  In  England  a  man 
becomes  a  great  man  by  living  in  the  middle  of  a 
great  field ;  .in  Italy  by  living  in  a  walled  city ; 
in  France  by  living  in  a  courtyard :  no  matter 
what  lives  they  lead  there. 

Parker.  I  am  afraid,  Mr.  Marvel,  there  is  some 
slight  bitterness  in  your  observation. 

Marvel.  Bitterness  it  may  be  from  the  bruised 
laurel  of  Milton. 

What  falsehoods  will  not  men  put  on,  if  they 
can  only  pad  them  with  a  little  piety  !  And  how 
few  will  expose  their  whole  faces,  from  a  fear  of 
being  frost-bitten  by  poverty !  But  Milton  was 
among  the  few. 

Parker.  Already  have  we  had  our  Deluge  :  we 
are  now  once  more  upon  dry  land  again,  and  we 
behold  the  same  creation  as  rejoiced  us  formerly. 
Our  late  gloomy  and  turbulent  times  are  passed 
for  ever. 

Marvel.  Perhaps  they  are,  if  anything  is  for 
ever :  but  the  sparing  Deluge  may  peradventure 
be  commuted  for  unsparing  Fire,  as  we  are  threat- 
ened. The  arrogant,  the  privileged,  the  stiff  up- 
holders of  established  wrong,  the  deaf  opponents 
of  equitable  reformation,  the  lazy  consumers  of 
ill-requited  industry,  the  fraudent  who,  unable  to 
•  stop  the  course  of  the  sun,  pervert  the  direction 
of  the  gnomon,  all  these  peradventure  may  be 
gradually  consumed  by  the  process  of  silent  con- 
tempt, or  suddenly  scattered  by  the  tempest  of 
popular  indignation.  As  we  see  in  masquerades 
the  real  judge  and  the  real  soldier  stopped  and 
mocked  by  the  fictitious,  so  do  we  see  in  the  car- 
nival of  to-day  the  real  man  of  dignity  hustled, 
shoved  aside,  and  derided,  by  those  who  are  in- 
vested with  .the  semblance  by  the  milliners  of 
the  court.  The  populace  is  taught  to  respect 
this  livery  alone,  and  is  proud  of  being  permitted 
to  look  through  the  grating  at  such  ephemeral 
frippery.  And  yet  false  gems  and  false  metals 
have  never  been  valued  above  real  ones.  Until 
our  people  alter  these  notions;  until  they  estimate 
the  wise  and  virtuous  above  the  silly  and  profli- 
gate, the  man  of  genius  above  the  man  of  title ; 
until  they  hold  the  knave  and  cheat  of  St.  James's 
as  low  as  the  knave  and  cheat  of  St.  Giles's ;  they 
are  fitter  for  the  slave-market  than  for  any  other 
station. 

Parker.  You  would  have  no  distinctions,  I 
fear. 

Marvel.  On  the  contrary,  I  would  have  greater 
than  exist  at  present.  You  can  not  blot  or  burn 
out  an  ancient  name  :  you  can  not  annihilate  past 
services :  you  can  not  subtract  one  single  hour 
from  eternity,  nor  wither  one  leaf  on  his  brow 
who  hath  entered  into  it.  Sweep  away  from  be- 
fore me  the  soft  grubs  of  yesterday's  formation, 
generated  by  the  sickliness  of  the  plant  they  feed 
upon ;  sweep  them  away  unsparingly ;  then  will 
you  clearly  see  distinctions,  and  easily  count  the 
men  who  have  attained  them  worthily. 

Parker.  In  a  want  of  respect  to  established 
power  and  principles,  originated  most  of  the  cala- 
mities we  have  latterly  undergone. 


Marvel.  Say  rather,  in  the  averseness  of  that 
power  and  the  inadequacy  of  those  principles  to 
resist  the  encroachment  of  injustice  :  say  rather, 
on  their  tendency  to  distort  the  poor  creatures 
swaddled  up  in  them :  add  moreover  the  reluc- 
tance of  the  old  women  who  rock  and  dandle 
them,  to  change  their  habiliments  for  fresh  and 
wholesome  ones.  A  man  will  break  the  windows 
of  his  own  house  that  he  may  not  perish  by 
foul  air  within  :  now,  whether  is  he,  or  those  who 
bolted  the  door  on  him,  to  blame  for  it  1  If  he  is 
called  mad  or  inconsiderate,  it  is  only  by  those 
who  are  ignorant  of  the  cause  and  insensible  of 
the  urgency.  I  declare  I  am  rejoiced  at  seeing  a 
gentleman,  whose  ancestors  have  signally  served 
their  country,  treated  with  deference  and  respect; 
because  it  evinces  a  sense  of  justice  and  of  grati- 
tude in  the  people,  and  because  it  may  incite  a 
few  others,  whose  ambition  would  take  another 
course,  to  desire  the  same.  Different  is  my  sen- 
tence, when  he  who  has  not  performed  the  action 
claims  more  honour  than  he  who  performed  it, 
and  thinks  himself  the  worthier  if  twenty  are 
between  them  than  if  there  be  one  or  none.  Still 
less  accordant  is  it  with  my  principles,  and  less 
reducible  to  my  comprehension,  that  they  who 
devised  the  ruin  of  cities  and  societies  should  be 
exhibited  as  deserving  much  higher  distinction 
than  they  who  have  corrected  the  hearts  and  en- 
larged the  intellects,  and  have  performed  it  not 
only  without  the  hope  of  reward,  but  almost  with 
the  certainty  of  persecution. 

Parker.  Ever  too  hard  upon  great  men,  Mr. 
Marvel ! 

Marvel.  Little  men  in  lofty  places,  who  throw 
long  shadows  because  our  sun  is  setting :  the  men 
so  little  and  the  places  so  lofty,  that,  casting  my 
pebble,  I  only  show  where  they  stand.  They 
would  be  less  contented  with  themselves  if  they 
had  obtained  their  preferment  honestly.  Luck 
and  dexterity  always  give  more  pleasure  than 
intellect  and  knowledge  ;  because  they  fill  up 
what  they  fall  on  to  the  brim  at  once,  and  people 
run  to  them  with  acclamations  at  the  splash. 
Wisdom  is  reserved  and  noiseless,  contented  with 
hard  earnings,  and  daily  letting  go  some  early 
acquisition,  to  make  room  for  better  specimens. 
But  great  is  the  exultation  of  a  worthless  man, 
when  he  receives,  for  the  chips  and  raspings  of 
his  Bridewell  logwood,  a  richer  reward  than  the 
best  and  wisest,  for  extensive  tracts  of  well-cleared 
truths ;  when  he  who  has  sold  his  country  .  .  . 

Parker.  Forbear,  forbear,  good  Mr.  Marvel ! 

Marvel.  When  such  is  higher  in  estimation 
than  he  who  would  have  saved  it ;  when  his  emp- 
tiness is  heard  above  the  voice  that  hath  shaken 
Fanaticism  in  her  central  shrine,  that  hath  bowed 
down  tyrants  to  the  scaffold,  that  hath  raised  up 
nations  from  the  dust,  that  alone  hath  been  found 
worthy  to  celebrate,  as  angels  do,  creating  and 
redeeming  Love,  and  to  precede  with  its  solitary 
sound  the  trumpet  that  will  call  us  to  our 
doom. 

Parker.  I  am  unwilling  to  feign  ignorance  of 


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the  gentleman  you  designate :  but  really  now  you 
would  make  a  very  Homer  of  him. 

Marvel.  It  appears  to  me  that  Homer  is  to 
Milton  what  a  harp  is  to  an  organ;  though  a 
harp  under  the  hand  of  Apollo. 

Parker.  I  have  always  done  him  justice :  I  have 
always  called  him  a  learned  man. 

Marvel.  Call  him  henceforward  the  most  'glo- 
rious one  that  ever  existed  upon  earth.  If  two, 
Bacon  and  Shakspeare,  have  equalled  him  in 
diversity  and  intensity  of  power,  did  either  of 
these  spring  away  with  such  resolution  from  the 
sublimest  highths  of  genius,  to  liberate  and  illu- 
minate with  patient  labour  the  manacled  human 
race  1  And  what  is  his  recompense  1  The  same 
recompense  as  all  men  like  him  have  received, 
and  will  receive  for  ages.  Persecution  follows 
Righteousness  :  the  Scorpion  is  next  in  succession 
to  Libra.  The  fool  however  who  ventures  to 
detract  from  Milton's  genius,  in  the  night  which 
now  appears  to  close  on  him,  will,  when  the  dawn 
has  opened  on  his  dull  ferocity,  be  ready  to  bite 
off  a  limb,  if  he  might  thereby  limp  away  from 
the  trap  he  has  prowled  into.  Among  the  gentler, 
the  better,  and  the  wiser,  few  have  entered  yet 
the  awful  structure  of  his  mind ;  few  comprehend, 
few  are  willing  to  contemplate,  its  vastness.  Poli- 
tics now  occupy  scarcely  a  closet  in  it.  We  sel- 
dom are  inclined  to  converse  on  them ;  and,  when 
we  do,  it  is  jocosely  rather  than  austerely.  For 
even  the  bitterest  berries  grow  less  acrid  when 
they  have  been  hanging  long  on  the  tree.  Be- 
side, it  is  time  to  sit  with  our  hats  between  our 
legs,  since  so  many  grave  men  have  lately  seen 
their  errors,  and  so  many  brave  ones  have  already 
given  proofs  enough  of  their  bravery,  and  trip 
aside  to  lay  down  their  laurels  on  gilt  tables  and 
velvet  cushions.  If  my  friend  condemns  anyone 
now,  it  is  Cromwell ;  and  principally  for  recon- 
structing a  hereditary  house  of  peers.  He  per- 
ceives that  it  was  done  for  the  purpose  of  giving 
the  aristocracy  an  interest  in  the  perpetuation  of 
power  in  his  family,  of  which  he  discovered  the 
folly  just  before  his  death.  He  derides  the  stupi- 
dity of  those  who  bandy  about  the  battered  phrase 
of  useful  checks  and  necessary  counterpoises.  He 
would  not  desire  a  hinderance  on  his  steward  in 
the  receipt  of  his  rent,  if  he  had  any,  nor  on  his 
attorney  in  prosecuting  his  suit :  he  would  not 
recommend  any  interest  in  opposition  to  that  of 
the  people  :  he  would  not  allow  an  honest  man  to 
be  arrested  and  imprisoned  for  debt,  while  a  dis- 
honest one  is  privileged  to  be  exempt  from  it : 
and  he  calls  that  nation  unwise,  and  those  laws 
iniquitous,  which  tolerate  so  flagrant  an  abuse. 
He  would  not  allow  a  tradesman,  who  lives  by 
his  reputation  for  honesty,  to  be  calumniated  as 
dishonest,  without  the  means  of  vindicating  his 
character,  unless  by  an  oppressive  and  dilatory 
procedure,  while  a  peer,  who  perhaps  may  live 
by  dishonesty,  as  some  are  reported  to  have  done 
in  former  reigns,  recurs  to  an  immediate  and  un- 
costly remedy  against  a  similar  accusation.  He 
would  not  see  Mother  Church  lie  with  a  lawyer 


on  the  woolsack,  nor  the  ministry  of  the  apostles 
devolve  on  the  crown,  sacred  and  uncontaminated 
as  we  see  it  is. 

Parker.  No  scoffs  at  the  crown,  I  do  beseech 
you,  Mr.  Marvel !  whatever  enmity  you  and  Mr. 
Milton  may  bear  against  the  peers.  He  would 
have  none  of  them,  it  seems. 

Marvel.  He  would  have  as  many  as  can  prove 
by  any  precedent  or  argument,  that  virtue  and 
abilities  are  hereditary ;  and  I  believe  he  would 
stint  them  exactly  to  that  number.  In  regard  to 
their  services,  he  made  these  observations  a  few 
days  ago  :  "  Why,  in  God's  name,  friend  Andrew, 
do  we  imagine  that  a  thing  can  be  made  stabile 
by  pulling  at  it  perpetually  in  different  directions  ? 
Where  there  are  contrary  and  conflicting  interests, 
one  will  predominate  at  one  time,  another  at 
another.  Now,  what  interest  at  any  time  ought 
to  predominate  against  the  public?  We  hear 
indeed  that  when  the  royal  power  is  oppressive  to 
them,  the  peers  push  their  horns  against  the 
Leopards ;  but  did  they  so  in  the  time  of  James 
or  his  son  ?  And  are  not  the  people  strong  enough 
to  help  and  right  themselves,  if  they  were  but 
wise  enough!  And  if  they  were  wise  enough, 
would  they  whistle  for  the  wolves  to  act  in  concert 
with  the  shepherd-dogs!  Our  consciences  tell 
us,"  added  he,  "  that  we  should  have  done  some 
good,  had  our  intentions  been  well  seconded  and 
supported.  Collegians  and  barristers  and  cour- 
tiers may  despise  the  poverty  of  our  intellects, 
throw  a  few  of  their  old  scraps  into  our  satchels, 
and  send  the  beadle  to  show  us  the  road  we  ought 
to  take :  nevertheless  we  are  wilful,  and  refuse 
to  surrender  our  old  customary  parochial  foot- 
path." 

Parker.  And  could  not  he  let  alone  the  poor 
innocent  collegians? 

Marvel.  Nobody  ever  thought  them  more  in- 
nocent than  he,  unless  when  their  square  caps 
were  fanning  the  flames  round  heretics :  and 
every  man  is  liable  to  be  a  heretic  in  his  turn. 
Collegians  have  always  been  foremost  in  the 
cure  of  the  lues  of  heresy  by  sweating  and  caustic. 

Parker.  Sir  !  they  have  always  been  foremost 
in  maintaining  the  unity  of  the  faith. 

Marvel.  So  zealously,  that  whatever  was  the 
king's  faith  was  theirs.  And  thus  it  will  always 
be,  until  their  privileges  and  immunities  are  in 
jeopardy;  then  shall  you  see  them  the  most 
desperate  incendiaries. 

Parker.  After  so  many  species  of  religion, 
generated  in  the  sty  of  old  corruptions,  we 
return  to  what  experience  teaches  us  is  best.  If 
the  Independents,  or  any  other  sect,  had  reason 
on  their  side,  and  truly  evangelical  doctrine,  they 
would  not  die  away  and  come  to  nothing  as  they 
nave  done. 

Marvel.  Men  do  not  stick  very  passionately  and 
tenaciously  to  a  pure  religion:  there  must  be 
honey  on  the  outside  of  it,  and  warmth  within, 
and  latitude  around,  or  they  make  little  bellow 
and  bustle  about  it.  That  Milton  has  been  latterly 
no  frequenter  of  public  worship,  may  be  lamented, 


ANDREW  MARVEL  AND  BISHOP  PARKER. 


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but  is  not  unaccountable.     He  has  lived  long 
enough  to  perceive  that  all  sects  are  animated  by 
a  spirit  of  hostility  and  exclusion,  a  spirit  the  very 
opposite  to  the  Gospel.    There  is  so  much  malig- 
nity, hot-blooded   and  cold-blooded,  in  zealots, 
that  I  do  not  wonder  at  seeing  the  honest  man, 
who  is  tired  of  dissension  and  controversy,  wrap 
himself  up  in  his  own  quiet  conscience,  and  in- 
dulge in  a  tranquillity  somewhat  like  sleep,  apart. 
Nearly  all  are  of  opinion  that  devotion  is  purer 
and  more  ardent  in  solitude,  but  declare  to  you 
that  they  believe  it  to  be  their  duty  to  set  an  ex- 
ample by  going  to  church.     Is  not  this  pride  and 
vanity1?    What  must  they  conceive  of  their  own 
value  and  importance,  to  imagine  that  others  will 
necessarily  look  up  to  them  as  guides  and  models ! 
A  hint  of  such  an  infirmity  arouses   all  their 
choler ;  and  from  that  moment  we  are  unworthy 
of  being  saved  by  them.    But  if  they  abandon  us 
to  what  must  appear  to  them]  so  hopeless  a  con- 
dition, can  we   doubt  whether  they  would  not 
abandon  a  babe  floating  like  Moses  in  a  basket  on 
a  Vide  and  rapid  river  ?     I  have  always  found 
these  people,  whatever  may  be  the  sect,  self-suf- 
ficent,  hard-hearted,  intolerant,  and  unjust;  in 
short,  the  opposite  of  Milton.   What  wonder  then 
if  he  abstain  from  their  society?  particularly  in 
places  of  worship,  where  it  must  affect  a  rational 
and  religious  man  the  most  painfully.    He  thinks 
that  churches,  as  now  constituted,  are  to  religion 
what  pest-houses  are  to  health  :  that  they  often 
infect  those  who  ailed  nothing,  and  withhold  them 
from  freedom  and  exercise.  Austerity  hath  oftener 
been  objected  to  him  than  indifference.     That 
neither  of  the  objections  is  well-founded,  I  think 
I  can  demonstrate  by  an  anecdote.    Visiting  him 
last  month,  I  found  him  hearing  read  by  his 
daughter  the  treatise  of  Varro  On  Agriculture': 
and  I  said,  laughingly,  "  We  will  walk  over  your 
farm  together."    He  smiled,  although  he  could 
not  see  that  I  did ;  and  he  answered,  "  I  never 
wish  to  possess  a  farm,  because  I  can  enjoy  the 
smell  of  the  hay  and  of  the  hawthorn  in  a  walk  to 
Hampstead,  and  can  drink  fresh  milk  there.' 
After  a  pause  he  added,  "  I  can  not  tell  (for  nobody 
is  more  ignorant  in  these  matters)  in  what  our 
agriculture  differs  from  the  ancient :  but  I  am 
delighted  to  be  reminded  of  a  custom  which  my 
girl  has  been  recalling  to  my  memory ;  the  custom 
of  crowning  with  a  garland  of  sweet  herbs,  once 
a-year,  the  brink  of  wells.     Andrew!   the  old 
moss-grown  stones  were  not  neglected,  from  under 
which  the  father  and  son,  the  wife  and  daughter, 
drew  the  same  pure  element  with  the  same  thank- 
fulness as  their  hale  progenitors."    His  piety  is 
infused  into  all  the  moods  of  his  mind.    Here  it 
was  calm  and  gentle,  at  other  times  it  was  ardent 
and  enthusiastic.   The  right  application  of  homely 
qualities  is  of  daily  and  general  use.    We  all 
want  glass  for  the  window,  few  want  it  for  the 
telescope. 

Parker.  It  is  very  amiable  to  undertake  the 
defence  of  a  person  who,  whatever  may  be  his 
other  talents,  certainly  has  possessed  but  in  a 


moderate  degree  the  talent  of  making  or  of  de- 
taining friends. 

Marvel.  He,  by  the  constitution  of  the  human 
mind,  or  rather  by  its  configuration  under  those 
spiritual  guides  who  claim  the  tutelage  of  it,  must 
necessarily  have  more  enemies  than  even  another 
of  the  same  principles.  The  great  abhor  the 
greater,  who  can  humble  but  can  not  raise  them. 
The  king's  servants  hate  God's  as  much  (one 
would  fancy)  as  if  he  fed  them  better,  drest  them 
finelier,  and  gave  them  more  plumy  titles. 
Poor  Milton  has  all  these  against  him ;  what  is 
wanting  in  weight  is  made  up  by  multitude  and 
multiformity.  Judges  and  privy  counsellors  throw 
axes  and  halters  in  his  path :  divines  grow  hard 
and  earthy  about  him :  slim,  straddling,  blotchy 
writers,  those  of  quality  in  particular,  feel  them- 
selves cramped  and  stunted  under  him :  and 
people  of  small  worth,  in  every  way,  detract  from 
his,  stamping  on  it  as  if  they  were  going  to  spring 
over  it.  Whatever  they  pick  up  against  him  they 
take  pains  to  circulate;  and  are  sorrier  at  last 
that  the  defamation  is  untrue  than  that  they 
helped  to  propagate  it.  I  wish  Truth  were  as 
prolific  as  Falsehood,  and  as  many  were  ready 
to  educate  her  offspring.  But  although  we  jsee 
the  progeny  of  Falsehood  shoot  up  into  amaz- 
ing stature,  and  grow  day  by^  day  more  florid, 
yet  they  soon  have  reached  their  maturity,  soon 
lose  both  teeth  and  tresses.  As  the  glory  of 
England  is  in  part  identified  with  Milton's,  his 
enemies  are  little  less  than  parricides.  If  they 
had  any  sight  beyond  to-day,  what  would  they 
give,  how  would  they  implore  and  supplicate,  to 
be  forgotten  1 

Parker.  Very  conscientious  men  may  surely 
have  reprehended  him,  according  to  the  lights 
that  God  has  lent  them. 

Marvel.  They  might  have  burnt  God's  oil  in 
better  investigations.  Your  conscientious  men 
are  oftener  conscientious  in  withholding  than  in 
bestowing. 

Parker.  Writers  of  all  ranks  and  conditions, 
from  the  lowest  to  the  highest,  have  disputed  with 
Mr.  Milton  on  all  the  topics  he  has  undertaken. 

Marvel.  And  I  am  grieved  to  think  that  he  has 
noticed  some  of  them.  Salmasius  alone  was  not 
unworthy  sublimiflagello.  But  what  would  your 
lordship  argue  from  the  imprudence  and  irreve- 
rence of  the  dwarfs?  The  most  prominent  rocks 
and  headlands  are  most  exposed  to  the  violence 
of  the  sea  :  but  those  which  can  repell  the  waves 
are  in  little  danger  from  the  corrosion  of  the 
limpets. 

Parker.  Mr.  Milton  may  reasonably  be  cen- 
sured for  writing  on  subjects  whereof  his  know- 
ledge is  imperfect  or  null :  on  courts,  for  in- 
stance. The  greater  part  of  those  who  allow 
such  a  license  to  their  pens,  and  he  among  the 
rest,  never  were  admitted  into  them.  I  am  sorry 
to  remark  that  our  English  are  the  foremost  bea- 
gles in  this  cry. 

Marvel.  If  Milton  was  never  admitted  within 
them,  he  never  was  importunate  for  admittance  : 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


and  if  none  were  suffered  to  enter  bnt  such  as  are 
better  and  wiser  than  he,  the  gates  of  Paradise  are 
themselves  less  glorious,  and  with  less  difficulty 
thrown  open.  The  great,  as  we  usually  call  the 
fortunate,  are  only  what  Solomon  says  about  them, 
"  the  highest  part  of  the  dust  of  the  world,"  and 
this  highest  part  is  the  lightest.  Do  you  imagine 
that  all  the  ministers  and  kings  under  the  canopy 
of  heaven,  are,  in  the  sight  of  a  pure  Intelligence, 
equivalent  to  him  whom  this  pure  Intelligence 
hath  enabled  to  penetrate  with  an  unfailing  voice 
the  dense  array  of  distant  generations]  Can 
princes  give  more  than  God  can  ?  or  are  their 
gifts  better]  That  they  are  usually  thought  so, 
is  no  conclusive  proof  of  the  fact.  On  the  con- 
trary, with  me  at  least,  what  is  usually  thought  on 
any  subject  of  importance,  and  on  many  of  none, 
lies  under  the  suspicion  of  being  wrong  :  for  surely 
the  number  of  those  who  think  correctly  is 
smaller  than  of  those  who  think  incorrectly,  even 
where  passions  and  interests  interfere  the  least. 
Of  those  who  appear  to  love  God,  and  who  sin- 
cerely think  they  do,  the  greater  part  must  be 
conscious  that  they  are  not  very  fond  of  the  men 
whom  he  hath  shown  himself  the  most  indulgent 
to,  and  the  most  enriched  with  abilities  and  vir- 
tues. Among  the  plants  of  the  field  we  look  out 
for  the  salubrious,  and  we  cultivate  and  cull  them : 
to  the  wholesomer  of  our  fellow-creatures  we  ex- 
hibit no  such  partiality  :  we  think  we  do  enough 
when  we  only  pass  them  without  treading  on 
them  :  if  we  leave  them  to  blossom  and  run  to 
seed,  it  is  forbearance. 

Parker.  Mr.  Milton  hath  received  his  reward 
from  his  employers. 

Marvel.  His  services  are  hardly  yet  begun; 
and  no  mortal  man,  no  series  of  transitory  gene- 
rations, can  repay  them.  God  will  not  delegate 
this ;  no,  not  even  to  his  angels.  I  venture  no 
longer  to  stand  up  for  him  on  English  ground : 
but,  since  we  both  are  Englishmen  by  birth,  I 
may  stand  up  for  the  remainder  of  our  country- 
men. Your  lordship  is  pleased  to  remark  that 
they  are  the  first  beagles  in  the  cry  against 
courts.  Now  I  speak  with  all  the  freedom  and 
all  the  field-knowledge  of  a  Yorkshireman,  when 
I  declare  that  your  lordship  is  a  bad  sports- 
man, in  giving  a  hound's  title  to  dogs  that  hunt 
vermin. 

Parker.  Mr.  Marvel !  a  person  of  your  educa- 
tion should  abstain  from  mentioning  thus  con- 
temptuously men  of  the  same  rank  and  condition 
as  yourself. 

Marvel.  All  are  of  the  same  rank  and  condi- 
tion with  me,  who  have  climbed  as  high,  who  have 
stood  as  firmly,  and  who  have  never  yet  descended. 
Neglect  of  time,  subserviency  to  fortune,  com- 
pliance with  power  and  passions,  would  thrust 
men  far  below  me,  although  they  had  been  ex- 
alted higher,  to  the  uncalculating  eye,  than  mortal 
ever  was  exalted.  Sardanapalus  had  more  sub- 
jects, and  more  admirers  than  Cromwell,  whom 
nevertheless  I  venture  to  denominate  the  most 
sagacious  and  prudent,  the  most  tolerant  and 


humane,  the  most  firm  and  effective  prince,  in  the 
annals  of  our  country. 

Parker.  Usurpers  should  not  be  thus  com- 
mended. 

Marvel.  Usurpers  are  the  natural  and  impre- 
scriptable  successors  of  imbecile,  unprincipled, 
and  lawless  kings.  In  general  they  too  are  little 
better  furnished  with  virtues,  and  even  their  wis- 
dom seems  to  wear  out  under  the  ermine.  Am- 
bition makes  them  hazardous  and  rash :  these 
qualities  raise  the  acclamations  of  the  vulgar,  to 
whom  meteors  are  always  greater  than  stars,  and 
the  same  qualities  which  raised  them,  precipitate 
them  into  perdition.  Sometimes  obstreperous 
mirth,  sometimes  gipsy-like  mysteriousness,  some- 
times the  austerity  of  old  republicanism,  and 
sometimes  the  stilts  of  modern  monarchy,  come 
into  play,  until  the  crowd  hisses  the  actor  off  the 
stage,  pelted,  broken-headed,  and  stumbling  over 
his  sword.  Cromwell  used  none  of  these  grimaces. 
He  wore  a  mask  while  it  suited  him ;  but  its 
features  were  grave ;  and  he  threw  it  off  in  the 
heat  of  action. 

Parker.  On  the  whole,  yon  speak  more  favour- 
ably of  a  man  who  was  only  your  equal,  than  of 
those  whom  legitimate  power  has  raised  above 
you. 

Marvel.  Never  can  I  do  so  much  good  as  he 
did.  He  was  hypocritical,  and,  in  countermining 
perfidy,  he  was  perfidious;  but  his  wisdom,  his 
valour,  and  his  vigilance,  saved  the  nation  at 
Worcester  and  Dunbar.  He  took  unlawful  and 
violent  possession  of  supreme  authority ;  but  he 
exercised  it  with  moderation  and  discretion. 
Even  Fanaticism  had  with  him  an  English  cast  of 
countenance.  He  never  indulged  her  appetite  in 
blood,  nor  carried  her  to  hear  the  music  of  tortures 
reverberated  by  the  arch  of  a  dungeon.  He  sup- 
plied her  with  no  optical  glass  at  the  spectacle  of 
mutilations :  he  never  thought,  as  Archbishop 
Laud  did,  he  could  improve  God's  image  by  am- 
putating ears  and  slitting  noses :  he  never  drove 
men  into  holy  madness  with  incessant  bowlings, 
like  the  lycanthropic  saints  of  the  north. 

Having  then  before  me  not  only  his  arduous 
achievements,  but  likewise  his  abstinence  from 
those  evil  practices  in  which  all  our  sovrans  his 
predecessors  had  indulged,  I  should  be  the  most 
insolent  and  the  most  absurd  of  mortals  if  I  sup- 
posed that  the  Protector  of  England  was  only  my 
equal.  But  I  am  not  obliged  by  the  force  of  truth 
and  duty,  to  admit  even  to  this  position  those 
whom  court  servility  may  proclaim  to  the  popu- 
lace as  my  superiors.  A  gardener  may  write 
sweet  lupin  on  the  cover  of  rape-seed ;  but  the 
cover  will  never  turn  rape-seed  into  sweet  lupin. 
Something  more  than  a  couple  of  beasts,  couchant 
or  rampant,  blue  or  blazing,  or  than  a  brace  of 
birds  with  a  claw  on  a  red  curtain,  is  requisite  to 
raise^an  earl  or  a  marquis  up  to  me,  although 
lion-king-at-arms  and  garter-king-atrarms  equip 
them  with  all  their  harness,  and  beget  them  a 
grandfather  each.  I  flap  down  with  the  border 
of  my  glove,  and  brush  away  and  blow  off  these 


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gossamer  pretensions ;  and  I  take  for  my  motto, 
what  the  king  bears  for  his,  I  hope  as  a  model 
for  all  his  subjects,  "  Dieu  et  mon  droit." 

Parker.  Mr.  Marvel !  Mr.  Marvel !  I  did  not 
think  you  so  proud  a  man. 

Marvel.  No,  my  lord]  not  when  you  know 
that  Milton  is  my  friend  ]  If  you  wish  to  reduce 
me  and  others  to  our  level,  pronounce  that  name, 
and  we  find  it.  The  French  motto,  merely  from 
its  being  French,  recalls  my  attention  to  what  I 
was  about  to  notice,  when  your  lordship  so  oblig- 
ingly led  me  to  cover.  I  will  now  undertake  to 
prove  that  the  English  beagles  are  neither  the  first 
nor  the  best  in  scenting  what  lieth  about  courts. 
A  French  writer,  an  ecclesiastic,  a  dignitary,  a 
bishop,  wrote  lately : 

"Courts  are  full  of  ill  offices:  it  is  there  that  all  the 
passions  are  in  an  uproar :  *  it  is  there  that  hatred  and 
friendship  change  incessantly  for  interest,  and  nothing  is 
constant  but  the  desire  of  injuring.  Friend,  as  Jeremiah 
says,  is  fraudulent  to  friend,  brother  to  brother.  The  art 
of  ensnaring  has  nothing  dishonourable  in  it  excepting 
ill  success.  In  short,  Virtue  herself,  often  false,  becomes 
more  to  be  dreaded  than  Vice." 

Now,  if  there  were  any  like  place  upon  earth, 
would  not  even  the  worst  prince,  the  worst  people, 
insist  on  its  destruction?  What  brothel,  what 
gaming-house,  what  den  of  thieves,  what  wreck, 
what  conflagration,  ought  to  be  surrounded  so 
strictly  by  the  protectors  of  property,  the  guardians 
of  morals,  and  the  ministers  of  justice  ]  Should 
any  such  conspirator,  any  aider  or  abettor,  any 
familiar  or  confidant  of  such  conspiracy,  be  suffered 
to  live  at  large  ]  Milton,  in  the  mildness  of  his 
humanity,  would  at  once  let  loose  the  delin- 
quents, and  would  only  nail  up  for  ever  the  foul 
receptacle. 

Parker.  The  description  is  exaggerated. 

Marvel.  It  is  not  a  schoolboy's  theme,  begin- 
ning with  "  Nothing  is  more  sure,"  or  "  Nothing 
is  more  deplorable ;"  it  is  not  an  undergraduate's 
exercise,  drawn  from  pure  fresh  thoughts,  where 
there  are  only  glimpses  through  the  wood  before 
him,  or  taken  up  in  reliance  on  higher  men  to 
whom  past  ages  have  bowed  in  veneration  :  no  ; 
the  view  is  taken  on  the  spot  by  one  experienced 
and  scientific  in  it ;  by  the  dispassionate,  the  dis- 
interested, the  clear-sighted,  and  clear-souled 
Massillon. 

Parker.  To  show  his  eloquence,  no  doubt. 

Marvel.  No  eloquence  is  perfect,  none  worth 
showing,  none  becoming  a  Christian  teacher,  but 
that  in  which  the  postulates  are  just,  and  the  de- 
ductions not  carried  beyond  nor  cast  beside  them, 
nor  strained  hard,  nor  snatched  hastily.  I  quote 
not  from  stern  republicans :  I  quote  not  from 
loose  lay  people :  but  from  the  interior  of  the 
court,  from  the  closet  of  the  palace,  from  under 
the  canopy  and  cope  of  Episcopacy  herself.  In 
the  same  spirit  the  amiable  and  modest  Fenelon 
speaks  thus :  "  Alas !  to  what  calamities  are  kings 

*  The  original  is  defective  in  logic.  "C'est  la  que  toutes 
les  passions  se  reunissent  pour  s'entre-chocquer  et  se 
detruire."  Somuch  the  better,  were  it  true. 


exposed  !  The  wisest  of  them  are  often  taken  by 
surprise  :  men  of  artifice,  swayed  by  self-interest, 
surround  them  :  the  good  retire  from  them,  be- 
cause they  are  neither  supplicants  nor  flatterers, 
and  because  they  wait  to  be  inquired  for :  and 
princes  know  not  where  they  are  to  be  found.  0  ! 
how  unhappy  is  a  king,  to  be  exposed  to  the  de- 
signs of  the  wicked !" 

It  is  impossible  to  draw  any  other  deduction 
from  this  hypothesis,  than  the  necessity  of  abo- 
lishing the  kingly  office,  not  only  for  the  good  of 
the  people,  but  likewise  of  the  functionaries. 
Why  should  the  wisest  and  the  best  among  them 
be  subject  to  so  heavy  a  calamity1?  a  calamity  so 
easily  avoided.  Why  should  there  be  tolerated 
a  focus  and  point  of  attraction  for  wicked  men  ] 
Why  should  we  permit  the  good  to  be  excluded, 
whether  by  force  or  shame,  from  any  place  which 
ought  to  be  a  post  of  honour  ]  Why  do  we  suffer 
a  block  to  stand  in  their  way,  which  by  its  nature 
hath  neither  eyes  to  discern  them,  nor  those  about 
it  who  would  permit  the  use  of  the  discovery  if 
it  had] 

Parker.  Horrible  questions !  leading  God  knows 
whither  ! 

Marvel.  The  questions  are  originally  not  mine. 
No  person  who  reasons  on  what  he  reads  can  ever 
have  read  the  words  of  Fenelon  and  not  have 
asked  them.  If  what  he  says  is  true,  they  follow 
necessarily :  and  the  answer  is  ready  for  every 
one  of  them.  That  they  are  true  we  may  well 
surmise ;  for  surely  nobody  was  less  likely  to  ex- 
press his  sentiments  with  prejudice,  or  precipi- 
tacy,  or  passion.  He  and  Massillon  are  such 
witnesses  against  courts  and  royalty  as  can  not 
be  rejected.  They  bring  forward  their  weighty 
and  conclusive  evidence,  not  only  without  heat, 
but  without  intention,  and!  disclose  what  they 
overheard  as  they  communed  with  their  con- 
science. There  may  be  malice  in  the  thoughts, 
and  acrimony  in  the  expressions,  of  those  learned 
men  who,  as  you  remark,  were  never  admitted 
into  courts ;  although  malice  and  acrimony  are 
quite  as  little  to  be  expected  in  them  as  in  the 
spectators  at  a  grand  amphitheatre,  because  they 
could  only  be  retired  and  look  on,  and  were  pre- 
cluded from  the  arena  in  the  combat  of  man  and 
beast. 

Parker.  There  maybe  malice  where  there  is  no 
acrimony :  there  may  be  here. 

Marvel.  The  existence  of  either  is  impossible 
in  well-regulated  minds. 

Parker.  I  beg  your  pardon,  Mr.  Marvel. 

Marvel.  What !  my  lord  !  do  you  admit  that 
even  in  well-regulated  minds  the  worst  passions 
may  be  excited  by  royalty  ]  It  must  then  be  bad 
indeed ;  worse  than  Milton,  worse  than  Massillon, 
worse  than  Fenelon,  represent  it.  The  frugal 
republican  may  detest  it  for  its  vicious  luxury  and 
inordinate  expenditure ;  the  strict  religionist,  as 
one  of  the  worst  curses  an  offended  God  inflicted 
on  a  disobedient  and  rebellious  people ;  the  man 
of  calmer  and  more  indulgent  piety  may  grieve 
at  seeing  it,  with  all  its  devils,  possess  the  swine, 


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pitying  the  poor  creatures  into  which  it  is  per- 
mitted to  enter,  not  through  their  fault,  but  their 
infirmity ;  not  by  their  will,  but  their  position. 

Parker.  And  do  you  imagine  it  is  by  their  will 
that  what  is  inrooted  is  taken  away  from  them  ] 

Marvel.  Certainly  not.  Another  proof  of  their 
infirmity.  Did  you  ever  lose  a  rotten  tooth,  my 
lord,  without  holding  up  your  hand  against  it  ? 
or  was  there  ever  one  drawn  at  which  you  did  not 
rejoice  when  it  was  done?  All  the  authorities 
we  have  brought  forward  may  teach  us,  that  the 
wearer  of  a  crown  is  usually  the  worse  for  it :  that 
it  collects  the  most  vicious  of  every  kind  about  it, 
as  a  nocturnal  blaze  in  uncultivated  lands  collects 
poisonous  reptiles :  and  that  it  renders  bad  those 
who,  without  it,  might  never  have  become  so.  But 
no  authority,  before  your  lordship,  ever  went  so 
far  as  to  throw  within  its  noxious  agency  the 
little  that  remained  uncorrupted :  none  ever  told 
us,  for  our  caution,  that  it  can  do  what  nothing 
else  can ;  namely,  that  it  can  excite  the  worst 
passions  in  well-regulated  minds. 

0  Royalty !  if  this  be  true,  I,  with  my  lord 
bishop,  will  detest  and  abhor  thee  as  the  most 
sweeping  leveller !  Go,  go,  thou  indivisible  in 
the  infernal  triad  with  Sin  and  Death ! 

Parker.  I  must  not  hear  this. 

Marvel.  I  spoke  hypothetically,  and  stood 
within  your  own  premises,  referring  to  no  actual 
state  of  things,  and  least  of  all  inclined  to  touch 
upon  the  very  glorious  one  in  which  we  live. 
Royalty  is  in  her  place  and  sits  gracefully  by  the 
side  of  our  second  Charles. 

Parker.  Here,  Mr.  Marvel,  we  have  no  diver- 
gence of  opinion. 

Marvel.  Enjoying  this  advantage,  I  am  the 
more  anxious  that  my  friend  should  partake  in 
it,  whose  last  political  conversation  with  me  was 
greatly  more  moderate  than  the  language  of  the 
eloquent  French  bishops.  "  We  ought,"  said  he, 
"  to  remove  anything  by  which  a  single  fellow- 
creature  may  be  deteriorated  :  how  much  rather 
then  that  which  deteriorates  many  millions,  and 
brands  with  the  stamp  of  servitude  the  brow  of 
the  human  race!" 

Parker.  Do  you  call  this  more  moderate  1 

Marvel.  I  call  it  so,  because  it  is  more  argu- 
mentative. It  is  in  the  temper  and  style  of  Mil- 
ton to  avoid  the  complaining  tone  of  the  one 
prelate,  and  the  declamatory  of  the  other.  His 
hand  falls  on  his  subject  without  the  softener  of 
cuff  or  ruffle. 

Parker.  So  much  the  worse.  But  better  as  it 
is  than  with  an  axe  in  it;  for  God  knows  where 
it  might  fall. 

Marvel.  He  went  on  saying  that  the  most  clear- 
sighted kings  can  see  but  a  little  way  before  them 
and  around  them,  there  being  so  many  mediums, 
and  that  delegated  authority  is  liable  to  gross 
abuses. 

Parker.  Republics  too  must  delegate  a  portion 
of  their  authority  to  agents  at  a  distance. 

Marvel.  Every  agent'  in  a  well-regulated  re- 
public is  a  portion  of  itself.  Citizen  must  resem- 


ble citizen  in  all  political  essentials :  but  what 
is  privileged  bears  little  resemblance  to  what  is 
unprivileged.  In  fact,  the  words  privilege  and 
prerogative  are  manifestos  of  injustice,  without 
one  word  added. 

Parker.  Yet  the  people  would  not  have  your 
republic  when  they  had  tried  it  ? 

Marvel.  Nor  would  the  people  have  God  when 
they  had  tried  him.  But  is  this  an  argument 
why  we  should  not  obey  His  ordinances,  and  serve 
Him  with  all  our  strength  ? 

Parker.  0  strange  comparison !  I  am  quite 
shocked,  Mr.  Marvel ! 

Marvel.  What !  at  seeing  any  work  of  the 
Deity  at  all  resemble  the  maker,  at  all  remind  us 
of  him  ?  May  I  be  often  so  shocked  !  that  light 
thoughts  and  troublesome  wishes  and  unworthy 
resentments  may  be  shaken  off  me ;  and  that  the 
Giver  of  all  good  may  appear  to  me  and  converse 
with  me  in  the  garden  he  has  planted. 

Parker.  Then  walk  humbly  with  him,  Mr. 
Marvel. 

Marvel.  Every  day  I  bend  nearer  to  the  dust 
that  is  to  receive  me :  and,  if  this  were  not  suffi- 
cient to  warn  me,  the  sight  of  my  old  friend 
would.  I  repress  my  own  aspirations  that  I  may 
continue  to  repeat  his  words,  tending  to  prove 
the  vast  difference  between  the  administration 
of  a  kingly  government  and  a  commonwealth, 
where  all  offices  in  contact  with  the  people  are 
municipal,  where  the  officers  are  chosen  on  the 
spot  by  such  as  know  them  personally,  and  by 
such  as  have  an  immediate  and  paramount  in- 
terest in  giving  them  the  preference.  This,  he 
insisted,  is  the  greatest  of  all  advantages ;  and 
this  alone  (but  truly  it  is  not  alone)  would  give 
the  republican  an  incontestable  superiority  over 
every  other  system. 

Parker.  Supposing  it  in  theory  to  have  its 
merits,  the  laws  no  longer  permit  us  to  recom- 
mend it  in  practice. 

Marvel.  I  am  not  attempting  to  make  or  to 
reclaim  a  convert.  The  foot  that  has  slipped 
back  is  less  ready  for  progress  than  the  foot  that 
never  had  advanced. 

Parker.  Sir !  I  know  my  duty  to  God  and  my 
king. 

Marvel.  I  also  have  attempted  to  learn  mine, 
however  unsuccessfully. 

Parker.  There  is  danger,  sir,  in  holding  such 
discourses.  The  cause  is  no  longer  to  be  defended 
without  a  violation  of  the  statutes. 

Marvel.  I  am  a  republican,  and  will  die  one  ; 
but  rather,  if  the  choice  is  left  me,  in  my  own 
bed ;  yet  on  turf  or  over  the  ladder  unreluctantly, 
if  God  draws  thitherward  the  cause  and  conscience, 
and  strikes  upon  my  heart  to  waken  me.  I  have 
been,  I  will  not  say  tolerant  and  indulgent  (words 
applicable  to  children  only),  but  friendly  and 
cordial  toward  many  good  men  whose  reason 
stood  in  opposition  and  almost  (if  reason  can  be 
hostile)  in  hostility  to  mine.  When  we  desire  to 
regulate  our  watches,  we  keep  them  attentively 
before  us,  and  touch  them  carefully,  gently, 


ANDREW  MARVEL  AND  BISHOP  PARKER. 


Ill 


delicately,  with  the  finest  and  best-tempered  in- 
strument, day  after  day.  When  we  would  manage 
the  minds  of  men,  finding  them  at  all  different 
from  our  own,  we  thrust  them  away  from  us  with 
blind  impetuosity,  and  throw  them  down  in  the 
dirt  to  make  them  follow  us  the  quicklier.  In 
the  turbulence  of  attack  from  all  directions,  our 
cause  hath  been  decried  by  some,  not  for  being 
bad  in  itself,  but  for  being  supported  by  bad  men. 
What !  are  there  no  pretenders  to  charity,  to 
friendship,  to  devotion  ?  Should  we  sit  uneasy 
and  shuffling  under  it,  and  push  our  shoulders 
against  every  post  to  rub  it  off,  merely  for  the 
Scotch  having  worn  it  in  common  with  us,  and 
for  their  having  shortened,  unstitched,  and  sold 
it? 

Parker.  Their  history  is  over-run  more  rankly 
than  any  other,  excepting  the  French,  with  blood 
and  treachery.* 

Marvel.  Half  of  them  are  f  Menteiths.  Even 
their  quietest  and  most  philosophical  spirits  are 
alert  and  clamorous  in  defence  of  any  villany 
committed  by  power  or  compensated  by  wealth. 
In  the  degeneracy  of  Greece,  in  her  utter  sub- 
jugation, was  there  one  historian  or  one  poet 
vile  enough  to  represent  as  blameless  the  con- 
duct of  Clytemnestra  1  Yet  what  labours  of  the 
press  are  bestowed  on  a  queen  of  Scotland,  who 
committed  the  same  crime  without  the  same 
instigation,  who  had  been  educated  in  the  princi- 
ples of  Christianity,  who  had  conversed  from  her 
girlhood  with  the  polite  and  learned,  and  who 
had  spent  only  a  very  few  years  among  the  barba- 
rians of  the  north ! 

Parker.  Her  subjects  were  angry,  not  that  she 
was  punished,  but  that  she  was  unpaid  for.  They 
would  have  sold  her  cheaper  than  they  sold  her 
grandson :  and,  being  so  reasonable,  they  were 
outrageous  that  there  were  no  bidders.  Mr.  Marvel ! 
the  Scotch  have  always  been  cringing  when 
hungry,  always  cruel  when  full :  their  avarice  is 
without  satiety,  their  corruption  is  without 
shame,  and  their  ferocity  is  without  remorse. 

Marvel.  Among  such  men  there  may  be  dema- 
gogues, there  can  not  be  republicans ;  there  may 
be  lovers  of  free  quarters,  there  can  not  be  of 
freedom.  Reverencing  the  bold  and  the  sincere, 
and  in  them  the  character  of  tour  country,  we 
Englishmen  did  not  punish  those  ministers  who 
came  forth  uncited,  and  who  avowed  in  the 
House  of  Commons  that  they  had  been  the 
advisers  of  the  Crown  in  all  the  misdemeanours 
against  which  we  brought  the  heaviest  charges. 
We  bethought  us  of  the  ingratitude,  of  the 
injuries,  of  the  indignities,  we  had  sustained  : 
we  bethought  us  of  our  wealth  transferred  from 


*  Undoubtedly  such  were  the  sentiments  of  Milton  and 
Marvel ;  and  they  were  just.  But  Scotland  in  our  days 
has  produced  not  only  the  calmest  and  most  profound 
reasoners,  she  has  also  given  birth  to  the  most  enlightened 
and  energetic  patriots. 

t  Menteith  was  the  betrayer  of  Wallace,  the  bravest 
hero,  the  hero  in  most  points,  our  island  has  gloried  in 
since  Alfred. 


the  nation  to  raise  up  enemies  against  it:  we 
bethought  us  of  patient  piety  and  of  tranquil 
courage,  in  chains,  in  dungeons,  tortured,  maimed, 
mangled,  for  the  assertion  of  truth  and  of  freedom, 
of  religion  and  of  law. 

Parker.  Our  most  gracious  king  is  disposed  to 
allow  a  considerable  latitude,  repressing  at  the 
same  time  that  obstinate  spirit  which  prevails 
across  the  Border.  Much  of  the  Scottish  character 
may  be  attributed  to  the  national  religion,  in 
which  the  damnatory  has  the  upper  hand  of  the 
absolving. 

Marvel.  Our  judges  are  merciful  to  those  who 
profess  the  king's  reputed  and  the  duke's  acknow- 
ledged tenets :  but  let  a  man  stand  up  for  the 
Independents,  and  out  pops  Mr.  Attorney  General, 
throws  him  on  his  back,  claps  a  tongue-scraper 
into  his  mouth,  and  exercises  it  resolutely  and 
unsparingly. 

Parker.  I  know  nothing  of  your  new-fangled 
sects  :  but  the  doctrines  of  the  Anglican  and  the 
Romish  church  approximate. 

Marvel.  The  shepherd  of  the  seven  hills  teaches 
his  sheep  in  what  tone  to  bleat  before  him,  just 
as  the  Tyrolean  teaches  his  bull-finch;  first  by 
depriving  him  of  sight,  and  then  by  making 
him  repeat  a  certain  series  of  notes  at  stated 
intervals.  Prudent  and  quiet  people  will  choose 
their  churches  as  they  choose  their  ale-houses; 
partly  for  the  wholesomeness  of  the  draught  and 
partly  for  the  moderation  of  the  charges:  but 
the  host  in  both  places  must  be  civil,  and  must 
not  damn  you,  body  and  soul,  by  way  of  invi- 
tation. The  wheat-sheaf  is  a  very  good  sign  for 
the  one,  and  a  very  bad  one  for  the  other. 
Tythes  are  more  ticklish  things  than  tenets, 
when  men's  brains  are  sound :  and  there  are 
more  and  worse  stumbling-blocks  at  the  barn-door 
than  at  the  church-porch.  1  never  saw  a  priest, 
Romanist  or  Anglican,  who  would  tuck  up  his 
surplice  to  remove  them.  Whichever  does  it 
first,  will  have  the  most  voices  for  him :  but  he 
must  be  an  Englishman,  and  serve  only  English- 
men :  he  must  resign  the  cook's  perquisites  to 
the  Spaniard  :  he  must  give  up  not  only  the  fat 
but  the  blood,  and  he  must  keep  fewer  faggots 
in  the  kitchen.  Since,  whatever  the  country, 
whatever  the  state  of  civilization,  the  Church  of 
Rome  remains  the  same;  since  under  her  in- 
fluence the  polite  Louis  at  .the  present  day 
commits  as  much  bloodshed  and  perfidy,  and 
commands  as  many  conflagrations  and  rapes  to 
her  honour  and  advancement,  as  the  most  bar- 
barous kings  and  prelates  in  times  past ;  I  do 
hope  that  no  insolence,  no  rapacity,  no  profligacy, 
no  infidelity,  in  our  own  lords  spiritual,  will  render 
us  either  the  passive  captives  of  her  insinuating 
encroachments,  or  the  indifferent  spectators  of 
her  triumphal  entrance.  We  shall  be  told  it 
was  the  religion  of  Alfred,  the  religion  of  the 
Plantagenets.  There  may  be  victory,  there  may 
be  glory,  there  may  be  good  men,  under  all  forms 
and  fabrics  of  belief.  Titus,  Trajan,  the  two 
Antonines,  the  two  Gordians,  Probus,  Tacitus,  ren- 


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dered  their  countrymen  much  happier  than  the 
Plantagenets,  or  the  greater  and  better  Alfred 
could  do.  Let  us  receive  as  brethren  our  country- 
men of  every  creed,  and  reject  as  Christians  those 
only  who  refuse  to  receive  them. 

Parker.  Most  willingly;  if  such  is  the  pleasure 
of  the  King  and  Privy  Council.  And  I  am 
delighted  to  find  you,  who  are  so  steadfast  a 
republican,  extolling  the  emperors. 

Marvel.  Your  idea  of  emperor  is  incorrect  or 
inadequate.  Cincinnatus  and  Cato  were  emperors 
in  the  Roman  sense  of  the  word.  The  Germans 
and  Turks  and  Marocchines  cut  out  theirs  upon 
another  model.  These  Romans,  and  many  more 
in  the  same  station,  did  nothing  without  the 
consent,  the  approbation,  the  command  (for  such 
was  the  expression),  of  the  senate  and  the  people. 
They  lived  among  the  wiser  and  better  citizens, 
with  whom  they  conversed  as  equals,  and  where 
it  was  proper  (for  instance  on  subjects  of  lite- 
rature), as  inferiors.  From  these  they  took  their 
wives,  and  with  the  sons  and  daughters  of  these 
they  educated  their  children.  In  the  decline  of 
the  Commonwealth,  kings  themselves,  on  the 
boundaries  of  the  empire,  were  daily  and  hourly 
conversant  with  honest  and  learned  men.  All 
princes  in  our  days  are  so  educated,  as  to  detest 
the  unmalleable  and  unmelting  honesty  which 
will  receive  no  impression  from  them :  nor  do 
they  even  let  you  work  for  them  unless  they  can 
bend  you  double.  We  must  strip  off  our  own 
clothes,  or  they  never  will  let  us  be  measured  for 
their  livery,  which  has  now  become  our  only 
protection. 

Parker.  It  behoves  us  to  obey ;  otherwise  we 
can  expect  no  forbearance  and  no  tranquillity. 

Marvel.  I  wish  the  tranquillity  of  our  country 
may  last  beyond  our  time,  although  we  should 
live,  which  we  can  not  expect  to  do,  twenty  years. 

Parker.  God  grant  we  may ! 

Marvel.  Life  clings  with  the  pertinacity  of  an 
impassioned  mistress  to  many  a  man  who  is  will- 
ing to  abandon  it,  while  he  who  too  much  loves  it, 
loses  it. 

Parker.  Twenty  years ! 

Marvel.  I  have  enjoyed  but  little  of  it  at  a  time 
when  it  becomes  a  necessary  of  life,  and  I  fear  I 
shall  leave  as  little  for  a  heritage. 

Parker.  But  in  regard  to  living  .  .  we  are  both 
of  us  hale  men :  we  may  hope  for  many  days  yet : 
we  may  yet  see  many  changes. 

Marvel.  I  have  lived  to  see  one  too  many. 

Parker.  Whoever  goes  into  political  life  must 
be  contented  with  the  same  fare  as  others  of  the 
same  rank  who  embark  in  the  same  expedition. 

Marvel.  Before  his  cruize  is  over,  he  learns  to 
be  satisfied  with  a  very  small  quantity  of  fresh 
provisions.  His  nutriment  is  from  what  is  stale, 
and  his  courage  from  what  is  heady :  he  looks 
burly  and  bold,  but  a  fatal  disease  is  lying  at  the 
bottom  of  an  excited  and  inflated  heart.  We 
think  to  thrive  by  surrendering  our  capacities  : 
but  we  can  no  more  live,  my  lord  bishop,  with 
breathing  the  breath  of  other  men,  than  we  can 


by  not  breathing  our  own.  Compliancy  will 
serve  us  poorly  and  ineffectually.  Men,  like 
columns,  are  only  strong  while  they  are  upright. 

Parker.  You  were  speaking  of  other  times  ; 
and  you  always  speak  best  among  the  Greeks  and 
Romans.  Continue;  pray! 

Marvel.  Sovranty,  in  the  heathen  world,  had 
sympathies  with  humanity ;  and  Power  never 
thought  herself  contaminated  by  touching  the 
hand  of  Wisdom.  It  was  before  Andromache 
came  on  the  stage  painted  and  patched  and 
powdered,  with  a  hogshead-hoop  about  her 
haunches  and  a  pack-saddle  on  her  pole,  sur- 
mounted with  upright  hair  larded  and  dredged : 
it  was  before  Orestes  was  created  monseigneur : 
it  was  before  there  strutted  under  a  triumphal 
arch  of  curls,  and  through  a  Via  Sacra  of 
plumery,  Lewis  the  fourteenth. 

Parker.  The  ally  of  His  Majesty  .  . . 

Marvel.  And  something  more.  A  gilded  organ- 
pipe,  puffed  from  below  for  those  above  to  play. 

Parker.  Respect  the  cousin  . .  . 

Marvel.  I  know  not  "whose  cousin ;  but  the 
acknowledged  brat  of  milliner  and  furrier,  with 
perruquier  for  godfather.  And  such  forsooth  are 
the  make-believes  we  must  respect!  A  nucleus 
of  powder !  an  efflorescence  of  frill ! 

Parker.  Subject  and  prince  stand  now  upon 
another  footing  than  formerly. 

Marvel.  Indeed  they  do.  How'dignified  is  the 
address  of  Plutarch  to  Trajan  !  how  familiar  is 
Pliny's  to  Vespasian  !  how  tender,  how  paternal, 
is  Fronto's  to  Antoninus !  how  totally  free  from 
adulation  and  servility  is  Julius  Pollux  to  the 
ungentle  Commodus !  Letters  were  not  trampled 
down  disdainfully  either  in  the  groves  of  Antioch 
or  under  the  colonnades  of  Palmyra.  Not 
pleasure,  the  gentle  enfeebler  of  the  human  intel- 
lect ;  not  tyranny  and  bigotry,  its  violent  assailants ; 
crossed  the  walk  of  the  philosopher,  to  stand 
between  him  and  his  speculations.  What  is  more; 
two  ancient  religions,  the  Grecian  and  Egyptian, 
met  in  perfectly  good  temper  at  Alexandria,  lived 
and  flourished  there  together  for  many  centuries, 
united  in  honouring  whatever  was  worthy  of 
honour  in  each  communion,  and  never  heard  of 
persecution  for  matters  of  opinion,  until  Chris- 
tianity came  and  taught  it.  Thenceforward,  for 
fifteen  hundred  years,  blood  has  been  perpetually 
spouting  from  underneath  her  footsteps ;  and  the 
wretch,  clinging  exhausted  to  the  Cross,  is  left 
naked  by  the  impostor,  who  pretends  to  have 
stript  him  only  to  heal  his  wounds. 

Parker.  Presbyterians,  and  other  sectaries, 
were  lately  as  cruel  and  hypocritical  as  any  in 
former  times. 

Marvel.  They  were  certainly  not  less  cruel,  and 
perhaps  even  more  hypocritical.  English  hearts 
were  contracted  and  hardened  by  an  open  ex- 
posure to  the  north  :  they  now  are  collapsing  into 
the  putridity  of  the  south.  We  were  ashamed  of 
a  beggarly  distemper,  but  parasitical  and  skin- 
deep;  we  are  now  ostentatious  of  a  gentlemanly 
one,  eating  into  the  very  bones. 


ANDREW  MARVEL  AND  BISHOP  PARKER. 


113 


Parker.  Our  children  may  expect  from  lord 
Clarendon  a  fair  account  of  the  prime  movers  in 
the  late  disturbances. 

Marvel.  He  knew  but  one  party,  and  saw  it 
only  in  its  gala  suit.  He  despises  those  whom  he 
left  on  the  old  litter ;  and  he  fancies  that  all  who 
have  not  risen  want  the  ability  to  rise.  No  doubt, 
he  will  speak  unfavourably  of  those  whom  I  most 
esteem :  be  it  so  :  if  their  lives  and  writings  do 
not  controvert  him,  they  are  unworthy  of  my 
defence.  Were  I  upon  terms  of  intimacy  with 
him,  I  would  render  him  a  service,  by  sending 
him  the  best  translations,  from  Greek  and  Latin 
authors,  of  maxims  left  us  by  the  wisest  men  ; 
maxims  which  my  friends  held  longer  than  their 
fortunes,  and  dearer  than  their  lives.  And  are 
the  vapours  of  such  quagmires  as  Clarendon  to 
overcast  the  luminaries  of  mankind  1  Should  a 
Hyde  lift  up,  I  will  not  say  his  hand,  I  will  not 
say  his  voice,  should  he  lift  up  his  eyes,  against 
a  Milton  1 

Parker.  Mr.  Milton  would  have  benefited  the 
world  much  more  by 'coming  into  its  little 
humours,  and  by  complying  with  it  cheerfully. 

Marvel.  As  the  needle  turns  away  from  the 
rising  sun,  from  the  meridian,  from  the  occidental, 
from  regions  of  fragrancy  and  gold  and  gems, 
and  moves  with  unerring  impulse  to  the  frosts 
and  deserts  of  the  north,  so  Milton  and  some  few 
others,  in  politics,  philosophy,  and  religion,  walk 
through  the  busy  multitude,  wave  aside  the  im- 
portunate trader,  and,  after  a  momentary  oscilla- 
tion from  external  agency,  are  found  in  the  twi- 
light and  in  the  storm,  pointing  with  certain  index 
to  the  polestar  of  immutable  truth. 

Parker.  The  nation  in  general  thanks  him 
little  for  what  he  has  been  doing. 

Marvel.  Men  who  have  been  unsparing  of  their 
wisdom,  like  ladies  who  have  been  unfrugal  of 
their  favours,  are  abandoned  by  those  who  owe 
most  to  them,  and  hated  or  slighted  by  the 
rest.  I  wish  beauty  in  her  lost  estate  had  conso- 
lations like  genius. 

Parker.  Fie,  fie  !  Mr.  Marvel !  Consolations 
for  frailty  ! 

Marvel.  What  wants  them  more  ]  The  reed  is 
cut  down,  and  seldom  does  the  sickle  wound  the 
hand  that  cuts  it.  There  it  lies ;  trampled  on, 
withered,  and  soon  to  be  blown  away. 

Parker.  We  should  be  careful  and  circumspect 
in  our  pity,  and  see  that  it  falls  on  clean  ground. 
Such  a  laxity  of  morals  can  only  be  taught  in  Mr. 
Milton's  school.  He  composed,  I  remember,  a 
Treatise  on  Divorce,  and  would  have  given  it 
great  facilities. 

Marvel.  He  proved  by  many  arguments  what 
requires  but  few :  that  happiness  is  better  than 
unhappiness;  that,  when  two  persons  can  not 
agree,  it  is  wiser  and  more  christianlike  that 
they  should  not  disagree ;  that,  when  they  cease 
to  love  each  other,  it  is  something  if  they  be 
hindered,  by  the  gentlest  of  checks,  from  running 
to  the  extremity  of  hatred;  and  lastly,  how  it 
conduces  to  circumspection  and  forbearance  to  be 


aware  that  the  bond  of  matrimony  is  not  indis- 
soluble, and  that  the  bleeding  heart  may  be  saved 
from  bursting. 

Parker.  Monstrous  sophistry !  abominable 
doctrines  !  What  more,  sir  !  what  more  ? 

Marvel.  He  proceeds  to  demonstrate  that 
boisterous  manners,  captious  contradictions,  jars, 
jealousies,  suspicions,  dissentions,  are  juster  causes 
of  separation  than  the  only  one  leading  to  it 
through  the  laws.  Which  fault,  grievous  as  it  is 
to  morality  and  religion,  may  have  occurred  but 
once,  and  may  have  been  followed  by  immediate 
and  most  sorrowful  repentance,  and  by  a  greater 
anxiety  to  be  clear  of  future  offence  than  before  it 
was  committed.  In  itself  it  is  not  so  irreconcilable 
and  inconsistent  with  gentleness,  good-humour, 
generosity,  and  even  conjugal  affection. 

Parker.  Palpable  perversion ! 

Marvel.  I  suppose  it  to  have  been  committed 
but  once,  and  then  there  is  the  fairest  inference, 
the  most  reasonable  as  well  as  the  most  charitable 
supposition,  nay,  almost  the  plainest  proof,  of  the 
more  legitimate  attachment. 

Parker.  Fear,  apprehension  of  exposure,  of 
shame,  of  abandonment,  may  force  the  vagrant  to 
retrace  her  steps. 

Marvel.  God  grant,  then,  the  marks  of  them 
never  may  be  discovered  ! 

Parker.  Let  the  laws  have  their  satisfaction. 

Marvel.  Had  ever  the  Harpies  theirs,  or  the 
Devil  his  ?  and  yet  when  were  they  stinted  1  Are 
the  laws  or  are  we  the  better  or  the  milder  for 
this  satisfaction?  or  is  keenness  of  appetite  a 
sign  of  it  ] 

Parker.  Reverence  the  laws  of  God,  Mr.  Marvel, 
if  you  contemn  those  of  your  country.  Even  the 
parliament,  which  you  and  Mr.  Milton  must  re- 
spect, since  no  king  was  coexistent  with  it,  dis- 
countenanced and  chastised  such  laxity. 

Marvel.  I  dare  not  look  back  upon  a  parliament 
which  was  without  the  benefit  of  a  king,  and  had 
also  lost  its  spiritual  guides,  the  barons  of  your 
bench  :  but  well  do  I  remember  that  our  blessed 
Lord  and  Saviour  was  gentler  in  his  rebuke  to  the 
woman  who  had  offended,  than  he  was  to  Scribes 
and  Pharisees. 

Parker.  There  is  no  argument  of  any  hold  on 
men  of  slippery  morals. 

Marvel.  My  morals  have  indeed  been  so  slip- 
pery that  they  have  let  me  down  on  the  ground 
and  left  me  there.  Every  year  I  have  grown 
poorer ;  yet  never  was  I  conscious  of  having  spent 
my  money  among  the  unworthy,  until  the  time 
came  for  them  to  show  it  by  their  ingratitude. 
My  morals  have  not  made  me  slip  into  an  epis- 
copal throne  .  .  . 

Parker.  Neither  have  mine  me,  sir!  and  I 
would  have  you  to  know  it,  Mr.  Marvel ! 

Marvel.  Your  lordship  has  already  that  satis- 
faction. 

Parker.  Pardon  my  interruption,  my  dear  sir  ! 
and  the  appearance  of  warmth,  such  as  truth  and 
sincerity  at  times  put  on. 

Marvel.  It  belongs  to  your  lordship  to  grant 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


pardon  ;  it  is  ours  who  have  offended,  to  re- 
ceive it. 

Parker.  Mr.  Marvel !  I  have  always  admired 
your  fine  gentlemanly  manners,  and  regretted 
that  you  never  have  turned  your  wit  to  good 
account ,  in  an  age  when  hardly  anything  else  is 
held  of  value.  Sound  learning  rises  indeed,  but 
rises  slowly  :  piety,  although  in  estimation  with 
the  king,  is  less  prized  by  certain  persons  who 
have  access  to  the  presence :  wit,  Mr.  Marvel,  when 
properly  directed,  not  too  high  nor  too  low,  will 
sooner  or  later  find  a  patron.  It  is  well  at  all 
times  to  avoid  asperity  and  acrimony,  and  to  sub- 
mit with  a  willing  mind  to  God's  dispensations, 
be  what  they  may.  Probably  a  great  part  of  your 
friend's  misfortunes  may  be  attributed  to  the  in- 
temperance of  his  rebukes. 

Marvel.  Then  what  you  call  immoral  and  im- 
pious did  him  less  harm  '. 

Parker.  I  would  not  say  thai  altogether.  To 
me  indeed  his  treatise  on  Divorce  is  most  offen- 
sive :  the  treatise  on  Prelaty  is  contemptible. 

Marvel.  Nevertheless,  in  the  narrow  view  of  my 
humble  understanding,  there  is  no  human  elo- 
quence at  all  comparable  to  certain  parts  of  it. 
And  permit  me  to  remind  your  lordship  that  yon 
continued  on  the  most  friendly  terms  with  him 
long  after  its  publication. 

Parker.  I  do  not  give  up  a  friend  for  a  trifle. 

Marvel.  Your  lordship,  it  appears,  must  have 
more  than  a  trifle  for  the  surrender.  I  have 
usually  found  that  those  who  make  faults  of 
foibles,  and  crimes  of  faults,  have  within  them- 
selves an  impulse  toward  worse,  and  give  ready 
way  to  such  impulse  whenever  they  can  secretly 
or  safely.  There  is  a  gravity  which  is  not  austere 
nor  captious,  which  belongs  not  to  melancholy, 
nor  dwells  in  contraction  of  heart,  but  arises  from 
tenderness  and  hangs  upon  reflection. 

Parker.  Whatsoever  may  be  the  gravity  of  Mr. 
Milton,  I  have  heard  indistinctly  that  he  has  not 
always  been  the  kindest  of  husbands.  Being  a 
sagacious  and  a  prudent  man,  he  ought  never  to 
have  taken  a  wife  until  he  had  ascertained  her 
character. 

Marvel.  Pray  inform  me  whether  the  wisest 
men  have  been  the  most  fortunate,  or,  if  you  pre- 
fer the  expression,  the  most  provident,  in  their 
choice.  Of  Solomon's  wives  (several  hundreds) 
is  it  recorded  that  a  single  one  sympathised  with 
him,  loved  him,  respected  him,  or  esteemed  him  ? 
His  wisdom  and  his  poetry  flowed  alike  on  barren 
sand ;  his  cedar  frowned  on  him ;  his  lily  drooped 
and  withered,  before  he  had  raised  up  his  head 
from  its  hard  cold  glossiness,  or  had  inhaled  its 
fragrance  with  a  second  sigh.  Disappointments 
sour  most  the  less  experienced.  Young  ladies  are 
ready  in  imagining  that  marriage  is  all  cake  and 
kisses ;  but  very  few  of  them  are  housewives  long, 
before  they  discover  that  the  vinous  fermentation 
may  be  followed  too  soon  by  the  acetous.  Rarely 
do  they  discover,  and  more  rarely  do  they  admit, 
that  such  is  the  result  of  their  own  mismanage- 
ment. What  woman  can  declare  with  sincerity, 


that  she  never  in  the  calmer  days  of  life  has  felt 
surprise,  and  shame  also,  if  she  is  virtuous  and 
sensible,  at  recollecting  how  nearly  the  same  in- 
terest was  excited  in  her  by  the  most  frivolous 
and  least  frivolous  of  her  admirers.  The  downy 
thistle-seed,  hard  to  be  uprooted,  is  carried  by  the 
lightest  breath  of  air,  and  takes  an  imperceptible 
hold  on  what  it  catches :  it  falls  the  more  readily 
into  the  more  open  breast,  but  sometimes  the  less 
open  is  vainly  buttoned  up  against  it. 

Milton  has,  I  am  afraid,  imitated  too  closely 
the  authoritative  voice  of  the  patriarchs,  and 
been  somewhat  too  oriental  (I  forbear  to  say 
Scriptural)  in  his  relations  as  a  husband.  But 
who,  whether  among  the  graver  or  less  grave,  is 
just  to  woman?  There  may  be  moments  when 
the  beloved  tells  us,  and  tells  us  truly,  that  we 
are  dearer  to  her  than  life.  Is  not  this  enough  1 
is  it  not  above  all  merit  ?  Yet,  if  ever  the  ardour 
of  her  enthusiasm  subsides ;  if  her  love  ever  loses, 
later  in  the  day,  the  spirit  and  vivacity  of  its 
early  dawn ;  if  between  the  sigh  and  the  blush 
an  interval  is  perceptible;  if  the  arm  mistakes 
the  chair  for  the  shoulder;  what  an  outcry  is 
there !  what  a  proclamation  of  her  injustice  and 
her  inconstancy !  what  an  alternation  of  shrinking 
and  spurning  at  the  coldness  of  her  heart !  Do 
we  ask  within  if  our  own  has  retained  all  its 
ancient  loyalty,  all  its  own  warmth,  and  all  that 
was  poured  into  it?  Often  the  true  lover  has 
little  of  true  love  compared  with  what  he  has  un- 
deservedly received  and  unreasonably  exacts.  But 
let  it  also  be  remembered  that  marriage  is  the 
metempsychosis  of  women ;  that  it  turns  them 
into  different  creatures  from  what  they  were  before. 
Liveliness  in  the  girl  may  have  been  mistaken  for 
good  temper :  the  little  pervicacity  which  at  first 
is  attractively  provoking,  at  hist  provokes  without 
its  attractiveness :  negligence  of  order  and  pro- 
priety, of  duties  and  civilities,  long  endured,  often 
deprecated,  ceases  to  be  tolerable,  when  children 
grow  up  and  are  in  danger  of  following  the  ex- 
ample. It  often  happens  that,  if  a  man  unhappy 
in  the  married  state  were  to  disclose  the  manifold 
causes  of  his  uneasiness,  they  would  be  found,  by 
those  who  were  beyond  their  influence,  to  be  of 
such  a  nature  as  rather  to  excite  derision  than 
sympathy.  The  waters  of  bitterness  do  not  fall 
on  his  head  in  a  cataract,  but  through  a  colan- 
der ;  one  however  like  the  vases  of  the  Danaides, 
perforated  only  for  replenishment.  We  know 
scarcely  the  vestibule  of  a  house  of  which  we  fancy 
we  have  penetrated  into  all  the  corners.  We 
know  not  how  grievously  a  man  may  have  suf- 
fered, long  before  the  calumnies  of  the  world 
befell  him  as  he  reluctantly  left  his  house-door. 
There  are  women  from  whom  incessant  tears  of 
anger  swell  forth  at  imaginary  wrongs ;  but  of 
contrition  for  their  own  delinquencies,  not  one. 

Milton,  in  writing  his  treatise,  of  which  pro- 
bably the  first  idea  was  suggested  from  his  own 
residence,  was  aware  that  the  laws  should  provide, 
not  only  against  our  violence  and  injustice,  but 
against  our  levity  and  inconstancy ;  and  that  a 


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man's  capriciousness  or  satiety  should  not  burst 
asunder  the  ties  by  which  families  are  united.  Do 
you  believe  that  the  crime  of  adultery  has  never 
been  committed  to  the  end  of  obtaining  a  divorce  1 
Do  you  believe  that  murder,  that  suicide,  never 
has  been  committed  because  a  divorce  was  unat- 
tainable ]  Thus  the  most  cruel  tortures  are  ter- 
minated by  the  most  frightful  crimes.  Milton 
has  made  his  appeal  to  the  authority  of  religion:  we 
lower  our  eyes  from  him,  and  point  to  the  miseries 
and  guilt  on  every  side  before  us,  caused  by  the 
corrosion  or  the  violent  disruption  of  bonds  which 
humanity  would  have  loosened.  He  would  have 
tried  with  a  patient  ear  and  with  a  delicate  hand 
the  chord  that  offended  by  its  harshness;  and, 
when  he  could  not  reduce  it  to  the  proper  tone, 
he  would  remove  it  for  another. 

Parker.  Mr.  Marvel !  Mr.  Marvel!  lean  not  fol- 
low you  among  these  fiddlesticks.  The  age  is 
notoriously  irreligious. 

Marvel.  I  believe  it ;  I  know  it ;  and,  without 
a  claim  to  extraordinary  acuteness,  I  fancy  I  can 
discover  by  what  means,  and  by  whose  agency,  it 
became  so.  The  preachers  who  exhibit  most  ve- 
hemence are  the  very  men  who  support  the 
worst  corruptions ;  corruptions  not  a  portion  of 
our  nature,  but  sticking  thereto  by  our  slovenly 
supineness.  Of  what  use  is  it  to  rail  against  our 
infirmities,  of  what  use  even  to  pity  and  bemoan 
them,  if  we  help  not  in  removing  the  evils  that 
rise  perpetually  out  of  them  1  Were  every  man 
to  sweep  the  mire  from  before  his  house  every 
morning,  he  would  have  little  cause  to  complain 
of  dirty  streets.  Some  dust  might  be  carried 
into  them  by  the  wind ;  the  tread  of  multitudes 
would  make  unsound  what  was  solid ;  yet,  nothing 
being  accumulated,  the  labour  of  removing  the 
obstructions  would  be  light.  Another  thing  has 
increased  the  irreligion  and  immorality  of  the 
people,  beside  examples  in  elevated  stations. 
Whatever  is  overstrained  will  relax  or  crack. 
The  age  of  Milton  (for  that  was  his  age  in  which 
he  was  heard  and  honoured)  was  too  religious, 
if  anything  can  be  called  so.  Prelaty  now  lays 
a  soft  and  frilled  hand  upon  our  childishness. 
Forty  years  ago  she  stripped  up  her  sleeve, 
scourged  us  heartily,  and  spat  upon  us.  .  .  to  re- 
move the  smart,  no  doubt !  This  treatment  made 
people  run  in  all  directions  from  her ;  not  unlike 
the  primeval  man  described  by  Lucretius,  fleeing 
before  the  fiercer  and  stronger  animals : 

Viva  videns  vivo  sepeliri  viscera  busto, 
At  quos  ecfugium  servarat,  corpora  adeso 
Posterius,  tremulas  super  ulcera  tetra  tcnentes 
Palmas,  horrificis  adcibant  vocibus  orcum. 

Parker.  Dear  me !  what  a  memory  you  possess, 
good  Mr.  Marvel ;  you  pronounce  Latin  verses 
charmingly.  I  wish  you  would  go  on  to  the  end 
of  the  book. 

Marvel.  Permit  me  to  go  on  a  shorter  distance : 
to  the  conclusion  of  my  remarks.  As  Popery 
caused  the  violence  of  the  Eeformers,  so  did  Pre- 
laty (the  same  thing  under  another  name)  the 
violence  of  the  Presbyterians  and  Anabaptists. 


She  treated  them  inhumanly :  she  reduced  to 
poverty,  she  exiled,  she  maimed,  she  mutilated, 
she  stabbed,  she  shot,  she  hanged,  those  who  fol- 
lowed Christ  in  the  narrow  and  quiet  lane,  rather 
than  along  the  dust  of  the  market-road,  and  who 
conversed  with  him  rather  in  the  cottage  than 
the  toll-booth.  She  would  have  nothing  pass  un- 
less through  her  hands ;  and  she  imposed  a  heavy 
and  intolerable  tax  on  the  necessaries  both  of 
physical  and  of  spiritual  life.  This  baronial  pri- 
vilege our  parliament  would  have  suppressed  : 
the  king  rose  against  the  suppression,  and  broke 
his  knuckles  in  the  cogs  of  the  mill. 

Parker.  Sad  times,  Mr.  Marvel !  sad  times !  It 
fills  me  with  heaviness  to  hear  of  them. 

Marvel  Low  places  are  foggy  first :  days  of 
sadness  wet  the  people  to  the  skin :  they  hang 
loosely  for  some  time  upon  the  ermine,  but  at 
last  they  penetrate  it,  and  cause  it  to  be  thrown 
off.  I  do  not  like  to  hear  a  man  cry  out  with 
pain ;  but  I  would  rather  hear  one  than  twenty. 
Sorrow  is  the  growth  of  all  seasons :  we  had  much 
however  to  relieve  it.  Never  did  our  England, 
since  she  first  emerged  from  the  ocean,  rise  so 
high  above  surrounding  nations.  The  rivalry  of 
Holland,  the  pride  of  Spain,  the  insolence  of 
France,  were  thrust  back  by  one  finger  each  :  yet 
those  countries  were  then  more  powerful  than 
they  had  ever  been.  The  sword  of  Cromwell  was 
preceded  by  the  mace  of  Milton ;  by  that  mace 
which,  when  Oliver  had  rendered  his  account, 
opened  to  our  contemplation  the  garden-gate  of 
Paradise.  And  there  were  some  around  not  un- 
worthy to  enter  with  him.  In  the  compass  of 
sixteen  centuries,  you  will  not  number  on  the 
whole  earth  so  many  wise  and  admirable  men  as 
you  could  have  found  united  in  that  single  day, 
when  England  showed  her  true  magnitude,  and 
solved  the  question,  Which  is  most,  one  or  a  million  ? 
There  were  giants  in  those  days ;  but  giants  who 
feared  God,  and  not  who  fought  against  him. 
Less  men,  it  appears,  are  braver.  They  show  him 
a  legal  writ  of  ejectment,  seize  upon  his  house, 
and  riotously  carouse  therein.  But  the  morning 
must  come ;  and  heaviness,  we  know,  cometh  in 
the  morning. 

Parker.  Wide  is  the  difference  between  carousal 
and  austerity.  Your  friend  miscalculated  the 
steps  to  fortune,  in  which,  as  we  all  are  the  archi- 
tects of  our  own,  if  we  omit  the  insertion  of  one 
or  two,  the  rest  are  useless  in  farthering  our 
ascent.  He  was  too  passionate,  Mr.  Marvel !  he 
was  indeed. 

Marvel.  Superficial  men  have  no  absorbing 
passion :  there  are  no  whirlpools  in  a  shallow. 
I  have  often  been  amused  at  thinking  in  what 
estimation  the  greatest  of  mankind  were  holden 
by  their  contemporaries.  Not  even  the  most 
sagacious  and  prudent  one  could  discover  much 
of  them,  or  could  prognosticate  their  future 
course  in  the  infinity  of  space  !  Men  like  our- 
selves are  permitted  to  stand  near  and  indeed  in 
the  very  presence  of  Milton  :  what  do  they  see  ? 
dark  clothes,  grey  hair,  and  sightless  eyes  !  Other 

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men  have  better  things:  other  men  therefore 
are  nobler !  The  stars  themselves  are  only  bright 
by  distance ;  go  close,  and  all  is  earthy.  But 
vapours  illuminate  these :  from  the  breath  and 
from  the  countenance  of  God  comes  light  on  worlds 
higher  than  they ;  worlds  to  which  he  has  given 
the  forms  and  names  of  Shakspeare  and  of  Mil- 
ton. 

Parker.  After  all,  I  doubt  whether  much  of  his 
doctrine  is  remaining  in  the  public  mind. 

Marvel.  Others  are  not  inclined  to  remember 
all  that  we  remember,  and  will  not  attend  to  us 
if  we  propose  to  tell  them  half.  Water  will  take 
up  but  a  certain  quantity  of  salt,  even  of  the  finest 
and  purest.  If  the  short  memories  of  men  are  to 
be  quoted  against  the  excellence  of  instruction, 
your  lordship  would  never  have  censured  them 
from  the  pulpit  for  forgetting  what  was  delivered 
by  their  Saviour.  It  is  much,  my  lord  bishop, 
that  you  allow  my  friend  even  the  pittance  of 
praise  you  have  bestowed  :  for,  if  you  will  permit 
me  to  express  my  sentiments  inverse,  which  I  am 
in  the  habit  of  doing,  I  would  say, 

Men  like  the  ancient  kalends,  nones,  and  ides, 
Are  reckoned  backward,  and  the  first  stand  last. 

I  am  confident  that  Milton  is  heedless  of  how 
little  weight  he  is  held  by  those  who  are  of  none  ; 
and  that  he  never  looks  toward  those  somewhat 
more  eminent,  between  whom  and  himself  there 
have  crept  the  waters  of  oblivion.  As  the  pearl 
ripens  in  the  obscurity  of  its  shell,  so  ripens  in 
the  tomb  all  the  fame  that  is  truly  precious.  In 
fame  he  will  be  happier  than  in  friendship.  Were 
it  possible  that  one  among  the  faithful  of  the 
angels  could  have  suffered  wounds  and  dissolu- 
tion in  his  conflict  with  the  false,  I  should  scarcely 
feel  greater  awe  at  discovering  on  some  bleak 
mountain  the  bones  of  this  our  mighty  defender, 
once  shining  in  celestial  panoply,  once  glowing 
at  the  trumpet-blast  of  God,  but  not  proof  against 
the  desperate  and  the  damned,  than  I  have  felt 
at  entering  the  humble  abode  of  Milton,  whose 
spirit  already  reaches  heaven,  yet  whose  corporeal 
frame  hath  no  quiet  or  safe  resting-place  here 
below.  And  shall  not  I,  who  loved  him  early, 
have  the  lonely  and  sad  privilege  to  love  him 
still  ?  or  shall  fidelity  to  power  be  a  virtue,  and 
fidelity  to  tribulation  an  offence  ? 

Parker.  We  may  best  show  our  fidelity  by  our 
discretion.  It  becomes  my  station,  and  suits  my 
principles,  to  defend  the  English  Constitution, 
both  in  church  and  state. 

Marvel.  You  highly  praised  the  Defence  of  the 
English  People :  you  called  it  a  masterly  piece  of 
rhetoric  and  ratiocination. 

Parker.  I  might  have  admired  the  subtilty  of 
it,  and  have  praised  the  Latinity. 

Marvel.  Less  reasonably.  But  his  godlike  mind 
shines  gloriously  throughout  his  work;  only 
perhaps  we  look  the  more  intently  at  it  for  the 
cloud  it  penetrates.  Those  who  think  we  have 
enough  of  his  poetry,  still  regret  that  we  possess 
too  little  of  his  prose,  and  wish  especially  for 


more  of  his  historical  compositions.    Davila  and 
Bacon. . . 

Parker.  You  mean  Lord  Verulam. 

Marvel.  That  idle  title  was  indeed  thrown  over 
his  shoulders :  but  the  trapping  was  unlikely  to 
rest  long  upon  a  creature  of  such  proud  paces. 
He  and  Davila  are  the  only  men  of  high  genius 
among  the  moderns  who  have  attempted  it ;  and 
the  greater  of  them  has  failed.  He  wanted  honesty, 
he  perverted  facts,  he  courted  favor :  the  present 
in  his  eyes  was  larger  than  the  future. 

Parker.  The  Italians,  who  far  excell  us  in  the 
writing  of  history,  are  farther  behind  the  ancients. 

Marvel.  True  enough.  From  Guicciardini  and 
Machiavelli,  the  most  celebrated  of  them,  we  ac- 
quire a  vast  quantity  of  trivial  information.  There 
is  about  them  a  sawdust  which  absorbs  much 
blood  and  impurity,  and  of  which  the  level  sur- 
face is  dry  :  but  no  traces  by  what  agency  rose 
such  magnificent  cities  above  the  hovels  of  France 
and  Germany :  none 

Ut  fortis  Etruria  crevit, 

or,  on  the  contrary,  how  the  mistress  of  the  world 
sank  in  the  ordure  of  her  priesthood. 

Scilicet  et  rerum  facta  cst  nequissima  Roma. 
We  are  captivated  by  no  charms  of  description, 
we  are  detained  by  no  peculiarities  of  character  : 
we  hear  a  clamorous  scuffle  in  the  street,  and  we 
close  the  door.  How  different  the  historians  of 
antiquity !  We  read  Sallust,  and  always  are  in- 
cited by  the  desire  of  reading  on,  although  we 
are  surrounded  by  conspirators  and  barbarians : 
we  read  Livy,  until  we  imagine  we  are  standing 
in  an  august  pantheon,  covered  with  altars  and 
standards,  over  which  are  the  four  fatal  letters 
that  spell-bound  all  mankind.*  We  step  forth 
again  among  the  modern  Italians  :  here  we  find 
plenty  of  rogues,  plenty  of  receipts  for  making 
more;  and  little  else.  In  the  best  passages  we 
come  upon  a  crowd  of  dark  reflections,  which 
scarcely  a  glimmer  of  glory  pierces  through  ;  and 
we  stare  at  the  tenuity  of  the  spectres,  but  never 
at  their  altitude. 

Give  me  the  poetical  mind,  the  mind  poetical 
in  all  things;  give  me  the  poetical  heart,  the 
heart  of  hope  and  confidence,  that  beats  the  more 
strongly  and  resolutely  under  the  good  thrown 
down,  and  raises  up  fabric  after  fabric  on  the 
same  foundation. 

Parker.  At  your  time  of  life,  Mr.  Marvel1? 

Marvel.  At  mine,  my  lord  bishop  !  I  have 
lived  with  Milton.  Such  creative  and  redeeming 
spirits  are  like  kindly  and  renovating  Nature. 
Volcano  comes  after  volcano,  yet  covereth  she 
with  herbage  and  foliage,  with  vine  and  olive, 
and  with  whatever  else  refreshes  and  gladdens 
her,  the  Earth  that  has  been  gasping  under  the 
exhaustion  of  her  throes. 

Parker.  He  has  given  us  such  a  description  of 
Eve's  beauty  as  appears  to  me  somewhat  too  pic- 
torial, too  luxuriant,  too  suggestive,  too  ...  I 
know  not  what. 

*  S.  P.  Q.  R. 


EMPEROR  OF  CHINA  AND  TSING-TI. 


nr 


Marvel.  The  sight  of  beauty,  in  her  purity  and 
beatitude,  turns  us  from  all  unrighteousness,  and 
is  death  to  sin. 

Parker.  Before  we  part,  my  good  Mr.  Marvel, 
let  me  assure  you  that  we  part  in  amity,  and  that 
I  bear  no  resentment  in  my  breast  against  your 
friend.  I  am  patient  of  Mr.  Milton ;  I  am  more 
than  patient,  I  am  indulgent,  seeing  that  his 
influence  on  society  is  past. 

Marvel.  Past  it  is  indeed.  What  a  deplorable 
thing  is  it  that  Folly  should  so  constantly  have 
power  over  Wisdom,  and  Wisdom  so  intermit- 
tently over  Folly  !  But  we  live  morally,  as  we 
used  to  live  politically,  under  a  representative 
system  ;  and  the  majority  (to  employ  a  phrase  of 
people  at  elections)  carries  the  day. 

Parker.  Let  us  piously  hope,  Mr.  Marvel,  that 
God  in  his  good  time  may  turn  Mr.  Milton  from 


the  error  of  his  ways,  and  incline  his  heart  to 
repentance,  and  that  so  he  may  finally  be  pre- 
pared for  death. 

Marvel.  The  wicked  can  never  be  prepared 
for  it,  the  good  always  are.  What  is  the  pre- 
paration which  so  many  ruffled  wrists  point  out  1 
To  gabble  over  prayer  and  praise  and  confession 
and  contrition.  My  lord !  Heaven  is  not  to 
be  won  by  short  hard  work  at  the  last,  as  some 
of  us  take  a  degree  at  the  university,  after  much 
irregularity  and  negligence.  I  prefer  a  steady 
pace  from  the  outset  to  the  end,  coming  in  cool, 
and  dismounting  quietly.  Instead  of  which,  I 
have  known  many  old  playfellows  of  the  devil 
spring  up  suddenly  from  their  beds  and  strike 
at  him  treacherously ;  while  he,  without  a  cuff, 
laughed  and  made  grimaces  in  the  corner  of  the 
room. 


EMPEROE  OF  CHINA  AND  TSING-TI.* 


A  suspicion  was  entertained  by  the  Emperor  of 
China,  that  England  was  devising  schemes,  com- 
mercial and  political,  to  the  detriment  of  the 
Celestial  Empire.  His  majesty,  we  know,  was  ill- 
informed  on  the  subject.  Never  were  ministers 
so  innocent  of  devices  to  take  any  advantages  in 
trade  or  policy ;  and  whatever  may  bubble  up  of 
turbid  and  deleterious,  is  brewed  entirely  for 
home  consumption. 

It  requires  no  remark,  it  being  universally 
known,  that  the  Emperor  deems  it  beneath  his 
dignity  to  appoint  ambassadors  to  reside  in  foreign 
courts.  On  the  present  occasion  he  employed  a 
humbler  observer,  known  in  our  northern  lati- 
tudes by  the  more  ordinary  appellation  of  Spy, 
although  the  titular  is  never  gazetted.  Person- 
ages of  this  subordinate  dignity  are  often  the  real 
ambassadors;  and  in  zeal,  information,  and  in- 
tegrity, are  rarely  inferior  to  the  ostensible  repre- 
sentatives of  majesty. 

Whatever  might  have  been  the  Emperor's  un- 
easiness, whether  at  the  near  expiration  of  the 
East  India  Company's  charter,  as  liable  to  produce 
new  and  less  favourable  relations  between  his  em- 
pire and  England,  or  from  any  other  cause,  the 
real  motive  of  Tsing-Ti's  mission  hath  been  totally 
misunderstood  by  the  most  intelligent  of  our 
journalists.  Politically  much  mistaken  and  tra- 
duced, personally  Tsing-Ti  is  become  as  well 
known  almost  in  England  as  in  his  native  country. 
At  Canton  it  is  reported  that  he  was  educated  by 
the  late  Emperor,  as  the  companion  of  his  son; 
nor  are  there  wanting  those  who  would  trace  his 
origin  to  the  very  highest  source,  celestiality 
itself.  Certain  it  is,  that  he  long  enjoyed  the 
confidence  and  friendship  of  his  imperial  master. 
Whispers  are  afloat  in  the  British  factory,  that 
his  mission  was  hastened  by  the  dissemination  of 
certain  religious  tracts,  imported  from  England 
into  the  maritime  towns  of  China.  Several  of 

*  This  was  written  several  years  before  our  invasion  of 
China. 


these  were  laid  before  his  majesty  the  Emperor, 
in  all  which  it  was  declared  by  the  pious  writers 
that  Christianity  is  utterly  extinct.  His  majesty 
did  not  greatly  care  at  first  whether  the  assertion 
were  true  or  false,  otherwise  than  as  a  matter  of 
history ;  but  protested  that  he  would  not  allow  a 
fact,  even  of  such  trivial  importance  (such  was 
his  expression),  to  be  incorrectly  stated  in  the 
annals  of  his  reign.  By  degrees  however,  the 
more  he  reflected  on  the  matter,  the  more  he  was 
convinced  that  it  was  by  no  means  trivial.  He 
entertained  some  hopes,  although  faint  indeed,  that 
the  case  in  reality  was  not  quite  so  desperate  as 
the  later  religionists  had  represented  it.  From 
the  manuscript  reports  he  had  perused,  relating 
to  the  Jesuits  on  their  expulsion,  and  from  many 
old  Chinese  authors,  he  was  induced  to  believe 
that  the  Christians  were  more  quarrelsome  and 
irreconcilable  than  any  other  men;  and  he  wished 
to  introduce  a  few  of  the  first-rate  zealots  among 
the  Tartars,  to  sow  divisions  and  animosities,  and 
to  divert  them  hereafter  from  uniting  their  tribes 
against  him.  No  time,  he  thought,  was  to  be 
lost;  and  Tsing-Ti  received  his  majesty's  com- 
mand to  go  aboard  the  Ganges  East  Indiaman, 
and  communicate  with  the  captain.  He  had 
studied  the  English  language  from  his  earliest 
youth,  and  soon  spoke  it  fluently  and  correctly. 
His  good-nature  made  him  a  favourite  with  the 
officers  and  crew,  and  they  were  greatly  pleased 
and  edified  by  his  devotion.  It  was  remarked 
of  him  by  one  of  the  sailors,  that  "  he  must  have 
a  cross  of  the  Englishman  in  him,  he  takes  so 
kindly  to  his  grog  and  his  Bible." 

He  seems  to  have  been  much  attached  to  the 
Christian  religion  before  his  voyage.  No  doubt, 
he  had  access  to  the  imperial  library  early  in  life, 
and  then  probably  he  laid  the  foundation  of  his 
faith.  Few  can  be  unaware  that  the  spoils  of  the 
Jesuits  still  enrich  it,  and  that  the  gospel  in  the 
Chinese  tongue  is  among  the  treasures  it  con- 
tains. 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


On  his  arrival  in  England,  Tsing-Ti  bought  a 
good  number  of  books,  but  they  were  little  to  his 
taste,  so  that  when  he  left  us  he  took  with  him 
only  Hoyle  on  the  Game  of  Whiet,  and  a  Treatise 
on  Husbandry,  beside  a  manuscript  which  he 
purchased  as  a  specimen  of  caligraphy.  He  dis- 
coursed with  admiration  on  the  merits  of  the  two 
printed  authors,  declaring  that  throughout  the 
whole  dissertation  neither  of  them  had  ruffled 
his  temper,  or  spoken  contumeliously  of  his  pre- 
decessors. He  regretted  that  he  could  not  in  his 
conscience  pay  a  similar  compliment  to  any  other, 
seeing  that  Spiritual  Guides  went  booted  and 
spurred,  that  Pastoral  Poets  were  bitten  by  mad 
sheep,  and  that  Sonnetteers  sprang  up  from  their 
mistresses,  or  down  from  the  moon,  to  grunt  and 
butt  at  one  another.  Such  were  the  literal  ex- 
pressions of  Tsing-Ti,  who  protested  he  would  not 
ehew  such  bitter  betel  nor  such  hot  areeka. 

TSING-TI'S  NARRATIVE. 

FIRST   AUDIENCE. 

Entering  the  chamber  of  audience  through  the 
azure  dragon  and  the  two  leopards,  the  green  and 
the  yellow  (such  being  the  apartments,  as  all  men 
know,  which  are  open  from  time  immemorial  to 
the  passage  of  him  who  bringeth  glad  tidings), 
the  eyes  of  his  majesty  met  me  with  all  their  light ; 
and,  on  my  last  prostration,  he  thus  bespake  me 
with  condescension  and  hilarity : 

"  Tsing-Ti !  Tsing-Ti !  health,  prosperity,  long 
life  and  long  nails  to  thee!  and  a  tail  at  thy 
girdle  which  might  lay  siege  to  the  great  wall." 

Overcome  by  such  ineffable  goodness,  I  lessened 
in  all  my  limbs ;  nevertheless  my  skin  seemed 
too  small  for  them,  it  tightened  so.  His  celes- 
tiality  then  waved  his  hand,  that  whatever  was 
living  in  his  presence,  excepting  me  only,  might 
disappear.  He  ordered  me  to  rise  and  stand  be- 
fore him,  desirous  to  pour  fresh  gladness  into  me. 
He  then  said,  what,  although  it  may  surpass  cre- 
dibility, and  subject  me  also  to  the  accusation  of 
pride  or  the  suspicion  of  deafness,  I  think  it  not 
only  my  glory,  but  my  duty,  to  record. 

"  0  companion  of  my  youth !"  said  his  majesty, 
"  0  dragon-claw  of  my  throne  !"  said  Chan-ting,* 
"  0  thou  who  hast  hazarded  thy  existence  and 
hast  wetted  thy  slippers  in  a  sea-boat  for  me! 
Verily  they  shall  be  yellowf  all  thy  days,  shining 
forth  like  the  sun,  after  this  self-devotion.  So 
then  thou  hast  returned  to  my  court  from  the 
shores  of  England !  How  couldst  thou  keep  thy 
footing  on  deck,  where  the  ocean  bends  under  it 
like  a  cat's  back  in  a  rage,  as  our  philosophers  say 
it  does  between  us  and  the  White  Island?" 

Whereunto  I  did  expand  both  palms  horizon- 
tally, and  abase  my  half-closed  eyes,  answering 
with  such  gravity  as  became  the  occasion  and  the 
presence :  "  Fables !  0  my  Emperor  and  protector ! 


*  Chan-ting,  Supreme  Court;  the  Emperor  is  often  so 
called, 
t  The  colour  of  the  highest  distinction  in  China. 


mere  fables  !  I  looked  out  constantly  from  the 
vessel,  and  found  it  rise  no  higher  the  second  day 
than  the  first,  nor  the  third  day  than  the  second, 
nor  more  subsequently.  The  sea,  if  not  always 
quite  level,  had  only  little  curvatures  upon  it, 
which  the  Englishmen,  in  their  language,  call 
waves  and  billows  and  porpoises.  There  are  many 
of  the  sailors  who  believe  these  porpoises  to  be 
living  creatures  ;  for  mariners  are  superstitious. 
Indeed  they  have  greatly  the  resemblance  of  ani- 
mals ;  but  so  likewise  have  the  others.  For  some- 
times they  lie  seemingly  asleep ;  then  are  they 
froward  and  skittish,  and  resolute  to  make  the 
vessel  play  with  them ;  then  querulous  and  petu- 
lant, if  not  attended  to ;  then  sluggish  and  im- 
movable and  malicious;'  then  rising  up  and 
flapping  the  sides,  growing  more  and  more 
gloomy;  then  glaring  and  fierce;  then  rolling 
and  dashing,  and  calling  to  comrades  at  a  dis- 
tance ;  then  hissing  and  whistling  and  mutinously 
roaring ;  white,  black,  purple,  green ;  then  lifting 
and  shaking  us,  and  casting  us  abroad,  to  fall 
upon  anything  but  our  legs." 

Emperor.  I  never  met  before  with  such  a  tre- 
mendous description  of  the  sea. 

Tsing-Ti.  I  could  give  a  more  tremendous 
one,  if  imperial  ears  might  entertain  it. 

Emperor.  Our  ears  are  open. 

Tsing-Ti.  Without  any  apparent  exertion  of 
its  potency,  without  the  ministry  of  billow  or 
porpoise,  it  made  me,  a  mandarin  of  the  Celestial 
Empire,  surrender,  from  the  interior  provinces  of 
my  person,  the  stores  and  munitions  there  de- 
posited by  the  bounty  of  my  Emperor. 

Emperor.  Whereas  the  time  hath  elapsed  for 
demanding  their  restitution,  it  shall  be  compen- 
sated unto  thee  tenfold.  And  now,  Tsing-Ti,  to 
business.  In  this  audience  I  have  shown  less 
anxiety  than  thou  mightest  have  expected  about 
the  success  of  thy  mission.  The  reason  is,  I  have 
subdued  my  enemies,  and  do  not  care  a  rush 
any  longer  whether  they  are  converted  to  Chris- 
tianity or  not.  Such  is  my  clemency.  However, 
if  thou  hast  brought  back  any  popes  or  preachers 
for  the  purpose,  feed  them  well  at  my  expense  ; 
and  let  them,  if  popes,  swear  and  swagger  and 
blaspheme,  without  scourge  or  other  hindrance  ; 
if  ordinary  preachers,  let  them  take  one  another 
by  the  throat,  get  drunk,  and  perform  all  the 
other  ceremonies  of  their  religion,  as  freely  as 
at  home,  according  to  their  oaths  and  con- 
sciences. 

Tsing-Ti.  I  have  brought  none  with  me,  O 
celestiality ! 

Emperor.  So  much  the  better,  as  things  have 
turned  out.  But,  not  knowing  of  my  victories 
and  the  submission  of  the  rebels,  how  happens  it 
that  none  attend  thee?  Were  none  in  the 
market? 

Tsing-Ti.  Plenty,  of  all  creeds  and  conditions, 
bating  the  genuine  old  Christians.  On  my  first 
landing  indeed  they  were  scarcer,  being  all  busied 
in  running  from  house  to  house,  canvassing  (as  it 
is  called)  for  votes. 


EMPEROR  OP  CHINA  AND  TSING-TI. 


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Emperor.  Explain  thy  meaning;  for  verily 
Tsing-Ti,  thou  hast  brought  with  thee  some  foggi- 
ness  from  the  West. 

Tsing-Ti.  In  England  the  hereditarily  wise  con- 
stitute and  appoint  a  somewhat  more  numerous 
assembly,  without  which  they  can  not  lawfully 
seize  any  portion  of  what  belongs  to  the  citizens, 
nor  prohibit  them  from  raising  plants  to  embitter 
their  beverage,  nor  even  from  heating  their  barley 
to  brew  it  with.  Harder  still ;  they  can  not  make 
wars  to  make  their  children's  fortunes,  nor  exe- 
cute many  other  little  things  without  which  they 
might  just  as  well  never  have  been  hereditarily 
wise.  But  having  in  their  own  hands  the  forma- 
tion and  management  of  those  whose  consent  is 
necessary,  they  lead  happy  lives.  These  however, 
once  in  seven  years,  are  liable  to  disturbance. 
For  in  England  there  are  some  wealthy  and  some 
reflecting  men,  and  peradventure  some  refractory, 
who  oppose  these  appointments.  On  which  occa- 
sion it  seems  better  to  call  out  the  clergy  than 
the  military ;  for  the  clergy  are  all  appointed  by 
the  hereditarily  wise,  and  the  people  are  obliged 
both  to  listen  to  them  and  to  pay  them,  whether 
they  like  it  or  not ;  nor  can  they  be  removed  from 
their  places  for  any  act  of  criminality.  They 
direct  the  votes  by  which  are  elected  those  who, 
under  the  hereditarily  wise,  manage  the  affairs  of 
England. 

Emperor.  I  am  bewildered.  I  should  have 
liked  very  well  a  couple  of  popes  for  curiosities. 

Tsing-Ti.  They  have  none. 

Emperor.  What  dost  thou  mean,  Tsing-Ti] 
Hereditarily  wise,  and  no  popes! 

Tsing-Ti.  None ;  beside,  in  the  country  where 
they  are  bred,  there  are  seldom  two  found  toge- 
ther. When  this  happens,  they  are  apt  to  fight 
in  their  couples,  like  a  pair  of  cockerels  across 
a  staff  on  a  market-man's  shoulder. 

Emperor.  But  some  other  of  the  many  preach- 
ers are  less  pugnacious. 

Tsing-Ti.  I  have  heard  of  none,  except  one 
scanty  sect.  These  never  work  in  the  fields  or 
manufactories,  but  buy  up  corn  when  it  is  cheap, 
sell  it  again  when  it  is  dear,  and  are  more  thank- 
ful to  God  for  a  famine  than  others  are  for  plen- 
teousness.  Painting  and  sculpture  they  condemn ; 
they  never  dance,  they  never  sing ;  music  is  as 
hateful  to  them  as  discord.  They  always  look 
cool  in  hot  weather,  and  warm  in  cold.  Few  of 
them  are  ugly,  fewer  handsome,  none  graceful. 
I  do  not  remember  to  have  seen  a  person  of  dark 
complexion  or  hair  quite  black,  or  very  curly,  in 
this  confraternity.  None  of  them  are  singularly 
pale,  none  red,  none  of  diminutive  stature,  none 
remarkably  tall.  They  have  no  priests  among 
them,  and  constantly  refuse  to  make  oblations 
to  the  priests  royal. 
Emperor.  Naturally ;  not  believing  them. 

Tsing-Ti.  Naturally,  yes;  but  oppositely  to  the 
customs  of  the  country. 

Emperor.  The  service  of  the  Christians,  you 
have  told  me  heretofore,  is  the  service  of  free 
will. 


Tsing-Ti.  In  England,  the  best  Christianity, 
like  the  best  apple,  bears  no  longer.  The  fruit 
of  the  new  plants  is  either  sour  or  insipid. 
No  genuine  ones  of  the  old  stock  are  left  any- 
where. I  heard  this  from  many  opposite  pulpits; 
and  it  was  the  only  thing  they  agreed  in.  Yet 
if  one  preacher  had  asserted  it  in  the  presence 
of  another,  they  would  forthwith  have  bandied 
foul  names.  An  Englishman  has  more  of  abu- 
sive ones  for  his  neighbour  than  a  Portuguese 
has  of  baptismal  for  his  god-child.  The  first 
personal  proof  I  received  of  this  copious  nomen- 
clature, was  upon  the  identical  day  I  ascertained 
the  suppression  of  the  exercise  of  Christianity 
in  public. 

Emperor.  These  tracts  they  are  not  so  lying  in 
the  main  point  1  Give  me  thy  exemplification. 

Tsing-Ti.  Among' the  authors  held  in  high  re- 
pute for  piety,  and  whose  hymns  are  still  sung 
in  many  of  the  temples,  is  one  King  David,  a  Jew. 
Whether  those  who  continue  to  sing  them,  sung 
in  earnest  or  in  joke,  I  can  not  say.  Probably  in 
ridicule ;  for,  on  the  first  Sunday  after  my  arrival, 
I  followed  his  example,  where  he  says, 

"  I  will  sing  unto  the  Lord  a  new  song." 

Resolved  to  do  the  same  to  the  best  of  my  poor 
ability,  I  too  composed  a  new  one,  and  began  to 
sing  it  in  the  streets.  Suddenly  I  was  seized  and 
thrown  into  prison. 

Emperor.  Thrown  into  prison !  my  mandarin  ! 
Tsing-Ti.  On  the  morrow  I  was  brought  before 
the  magistrate,  who  told  me  I  had  broken  the 
peace  and  the  sabbath.  I  protested  to  him  the 
contrary :  that  nobody  had  fought  or  quarrelled 
in  my  presence  or  hearing,  and  that  the  only 
smiling  faces  I  had  seen  the  whole  day  were 
around  me  while  I  was  singing.  "  Smiling  faces ! " 
said  he,  "upon  a  Sunday !  during  service !  in  the 
teeth  of  an  Act  of  Parliament."  I  soon  had 
reason  to  think  the  Act  of  Parliament  had  rather 
long  and  active  ones,  when  twenty  or  thirty  more 
such  offenders  as  myself  came  under  their  pres- 
sure, for  dancing  on  the  night  preceding,  and 
several  minutes  (it  was  asserted)  after  the  hour  of 
its  close  had  struck  in  some  parts  of  the  city. 
Dancing  is  forbidden,  not  only  to  the  poor,  but 
also  to  the  middle  ranks ;  and  this  was  an  aggra- 
vation of  the  offence. 

Emperor.  Tsing-Ti !  thou  art  a  good  jurist  in 
the  institutions  of  my  empire,  and  I  did  not 
depute  thee  to  enrich  it  with  the  enactments  of 
another :  but  this  can  not  be  among  the  statutes 
of  a  nation  which  pretends  to  as  much  civility  and 
freedom  as  most  in  Asia.  That  such  an  order 
was  given  from  court,  on  some  unlucky  day  when 
the  King  was  much  afflicted  with  lumbago,  is 
credible  enough. 

Tsing-Ti.  Nothing  more  probable :  and  the 
magistrate  told  us,  to  our  cost,  it  was  an  Act  of 
Parliament. 

Emperor.  I  can  not  but  smile  at  thy  simpli- 

ity.     It  was  of  course  an  Act  of  Parliament  if 

the  King  willed  it.     Doubtless  when  his  loins 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


came  into  order  again,  his  people  might  dance. 
There  are  occasions  when  it  would  be  unseason- 
able and  undutiful  to  exercise  such  agility  near 
the  palace  of  an  elderly  prince,  grown  somewhat 
unwieldly  :  otherwise  might  not  music  and  dan- 
cing keep  a  people  like  the  English  out  of  political 
discontent  and  civil  commotions]  Might  not 
these  amusements  relieve  the  weight  of  their 
taxes  and  dispell  the  melancholy  of  their  tempers  ? 
No  idler  can  get  drunk  while  he  is  dancing  or 
while  he  is  singing ;  and  against  debauchery  there 
is  no  surer  preservative  than  opening  as  many 
sluices  as  possible  to  joy  and  happiness.  Where 
innocent  pleasures  are  easily  obtained,  the  guiltier 
shun  the  competition.  But  how  long  is  it  since 
the  race  of  Christians,  I  mean  the  pure  breed, 
has  quite  disappeared  from  the  land1? 

Taing-Ti.  Nobody  could  inform  me :  it  can 
not  be  long.  I  saw  several  thousand  men  who 
were  dressed  exactly  like  them ;  having  cases  for 
their  heads,  cases  for  their  bodies,  cases  for  their 
thighs.  These  the  Christians,  during  many  ages, 
wore  from  pure  humility ;  it  being  the  very  dress 
in  which  monkeys  are  carried  about  to  play  their 
tricks  before  the  populace,  and  which  was  invented 
by  a  king  of  France ;  whence  he  and  his  succes- 
sors are  styled,  unto  this  day,  the  most  Christian. 
Never  was  there  anything  upon  earth  so  ugly  and 
inconvenient.  They  devised  it  for  mortification, 
which  they  carried  by  this  invention  to  such  an 
extremity,  as  should  prevent  the  possibility  of  a 
sculptor  or  painter  giving  them  the  appearance 
of  humanity.  Several  of  the  wickeder  went  still 
farther  in  self-abasement ;  not  only  covering  their 
heads  with  dust,  which  they  contrived  to  procure 
as  white  as  possible,  to  give  them  the  appearance 
of  extreme  old  age  and  imbecility,  but  mingled 
with  it  (abominable  to  record)  the  fat  of 
swine  ! 

Emperor.  I  have  some  miniatures  which  attest 
the  fact.  Adultresses,  and  some  other  women  of 
ill  repute,  were  marked  with  a  black  riband  round 
the  neck,  and  their  hair  was  drawn  up  tight, 
exposing  the  roots,  and  fastened  to  a  footstool, 
which  they  were  obliged  to  carry  on  their  heads. 
No  rank  exempted  an  offender.  I  possess  several 
favourites  of  the  Most  Christian  King,  the  late 
Loo-Hi,  labouring  under  the  infliction  of  this 
disgrace. 

Tsing-Ti.  Self-imposed  tortures  survive  Chris- 
tianity. I  have  seen  a  portrait  of  the  reigning 
King  of  England,*  in  which  he  appears  so  pious 
and  devout,  so  resolved  to  please  God  at  any 
price,  that  he  is  represented  with  his  legs  con- 
fined in  narrow  japanned  cabinets,  which  the 
English,  when  applied  to  these  purposes,  call 
boots.  They  are  stiff  and  black,  without  gold  or 
other  ornament,  or  even  an  inscription  to  inform 
us  on  what  occasion  he  made  the  vow  of  endur- 
ance. 

Emperor.  Humble  soul !  may  God  pardon  him 
hia  sins !  I  pity  the  people  too.  When  will  the 


*  George  the  Fourth: 


feeble  blind  whelps  see  the  light  and  stand  upon 
their  legs  1  No  wonder  there  are  eternal  changes 
in  those  countries.  Such  filthy  litter  wants  often 
a  fresh  tossing  on  the  fork.  The  axe  grapples 
the  neck  of  some  among  their  rulers :  others  take 
a  neighbourly  pinch  out  of  the  same  box  as  the 
rats :  others  have  subjects  who  play  the  nightmare 
with  them;  as  lately  in  Muscovy.  I  find  such 
accidents  occurring  the  most  frequently  where 
the  religion  is  most  flourishing.  My  father,  who 
was  curious  in  learning  the  customs  and  worships 
of  the  West,  related  to  me  that  the  people  of  one 
sect  refuse  to  bury  those  of  another>  leaving  them 
exposed  to  the  dogs. 

Tsing-Ti.  This,  0  my  Emperor!  was  never 
the  custom  in  England  all  the  time  I  resided 
there.  But  indeed  it  can  not  be  said  that  in 
England  there  are  any  customs  at  all.  The  very 
words  of  their  language,  I  am  informed,  change 
their  signification  and  spelling,  twice  or  thrice  in 
a  man's  lifetime.  On  my  first  arrival  in  London, 
I  was  somewhat  unwell  in  consequence  of  the 
voyage,  yet  I  could  not  resist  the  impulse  of 
curiosity,  and  the  desire  of  walking  about  in  the 
spacious  and  lofty  streets.  After  the  second  day 
however  I  was  constrained  by  illness  to  keep 
within  my  chamber  for  five ;  at  the  end  of  those 
five,  so  great  a  change  had  taken  place  in  the 
habiliments  of  the  citizens,  that  I  fancied  another 
people  had  invaded  and  vanquished  them ;  and, 
such  were  my  fears,  I  kept  my  bed  for  seven. 
At  last  I  ventured  to  ask  whether  all  was  well. 
My  inquiry  raised  some  surprise ;  and,  fancying 
that  I  had  spoken  less  plainly  than  I  might  have 
done,  I  took  courage  to  ask  distinctly  whether  all 
in  the  city  was  safe  and  quiet.  After  many  inter- 
rogatories for  the  motive  and  cause  of  mine,  the 
first  circuitous,  the  last  direct,  I  was  highly  grati- 
fied at  finding  that  I  had  succumbed  to  a  false 
alarm,  and  that  novelty  in  dress  is  a  religious 
duty  celebrated  on  the  seventh  day. 

Emperor.  Tsing-Ti  !  thou  never  shalt  command 
for  me  against  the  Tartars,  should  they  in  future 
dare  to  show  their  broad  faces  and  distant  eyes 
over  the  desert. 

Tsing-Ti.  God's  will  and  the  Emperor's  be 
done !  In  this  wide  empire  there  is  no  lack  of 
valour ;  I  will  offend  none  by  aspiring  to  an  un- 
due precedency.  Modesty  becomes  the  wise,  and 
more  the  unwise.  Greatness  may  follow,  and 
ambition  urge  forward  the  bold,  but  the  tardy 
man  cometh  sooner  to  contentment.  May  we 
never  see  the  outermost  corner  of  the  Tartar's 
eye  !  none  hath  more  evil  in  it. 

Emperor.  It  must  shoot  far  if  it  overtake  and 
harm  thee,  Tsing-Ti !  But  prythee  go  on  about 
the  fact  of  burial,  and  tell  me  whether  there  is 
any  nation  so  western,  as  to  refuse  it  in  time  of 
peace. 

Tsing-Ti.  The  nations  of  Europe  are  so  in- 
finitely more  barbarous  than  anything  we  in 
China  can  conceive,  that,  however  incredible  it 
may  appear,  the  story  is  not  unfounded.  The  first 
avowed  enemies  of  Christianity  were  the  associates 


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of  a  sorcerer,  who  shaved  his  head  that  he  might 
fit  a  crown  upon  it.  He  told  people  that  he  could 
forgive  more  sins  than  they  could  commit.  Both 
parties  tried,  and  it  turned  out  that  he  was  the 
winner.  He  pocketed  the  stakes,  and  tempted 
them  to  try  again  :  and  the  game  has  been  going 
on  ever  since.  Ill-tempered  men  were  scandalised 
at  this  exhibition,  and  many  disturbances  and 
battles  have  been  the  consequence.  The  sorcerer, 
now  become  a  priest-king,  refuses  burial  to  those 
who  deny  his  power  of  remitting  sins,  and  his  right 
to  open  the  gates  of  paradise  on  paying  toll  and 
tariff.  Many  of  these  begin  to  think  they  have  gone 
too  far,  and  have  slunk  back  to  the  old  sorcerer, 
who  reproves  them  sharply,  and  treats  them  like 
conger  eels,  putting  salt  into  their  mouths  for  puri- 
fication. If  they  spit  it  out  again,  they  frequently 
are  medicated  with  minerals  more  corrosive. 

Emperor.  Why,  I  wonder,  do  not  the  neigh- 
bouring princes  catch  and  cage  him  ? 

Tsing-Ti.  He  frightens  them.  He  has  the 
appointment  of  their  nurses,  who  tell  them  mar- 
vellous tales  about  his  potency,  and  how  he  can 
turn  one  thing  into  another.  The  English  were 
among  the  first  to  expose  and  abolish  his  impos- 
tures; but  many  are  coming  back  to  him,  now 
they  are  tired  of  Christianity ;  and  already  they 
begin  to  stick  up  again  the  images  of  idlers  and 
fanatics,  whom  the  magistrates  of  old  whipt  and 
hung  for  sedition. 

Emperor.  Better  such  fellows  should  be  vene- 
rated (were  it  only  that  they  are  dead  and  out  of 
the  way)  than  intolerant  and  blood-thirsty  varlets, 
who  carry  hatred  in  their  bosoms  as  carefully  as 
an  amulet,  and  who  will  not  let  the  grave  open 
and  close  upon  it. 

Tsing-Ti.  They  are  all  of  the  same  quality: 
they  are  all  either  bark  or  blossom  of  that  tree  of 
which  the  Jesuits  are  the  nutmegs. 

Emperor.  I  thought  my  ancestors,  of  blessed 
memory,  had  given  an  intelligible  lesson  to  the 
potentates  of  Europe,  how  to  grate  those  said 
nutmegs  into  powder.  I  thought  our  wisdom  had 
entered  into  their  councils,  and  such  malefactors 
were  everywhere  supprest. 

Tsing-Ti.  They  were  so,  for  a  time.  But  there 
are  many  things  which  were  formerly  known  only 
as  poisons,  and  which  are  now  employed  as  salu- 
tary drugs.  Jesuitism  is  one  of  these. 

Emperor.  After  all  our  inquiries,  how  very  im- 
perfect is  our  knowledge  of  Europe !  The  books 
of  Europeans  serve  only  to  perplex  us.  Those 
which  have  been  interpreted  to  me,  on  their 
polity,  represent  the  English  as  a  free  people, 
'that  is,  a  people  in  which  several  hundred  manda- 
rins have  a  certain  weight  in  the  government.  Yet 
it  appears  that  there  are  provinces  in  the  empire 
where  the  inhabitants  pay  stipends  to  priests,  who 
abominate  and  curse  them,  and  with  whom  they 
have  nothing  in  common  but  their  corn  and  cat- 
tle. Furthermore  it  is  represented,  that  those 
who  are  making  the  noisiest  appeals  to  liberality, 
would  leave  exposed  to  the  fowls  of  the  air  the 
dead  bodies  of  other  sects. 


Tsing-Ti.  This  inhumanity  can  not  be  practised 
in  England :  it  belongs  to  the  old  sorcerers :  it 
however  is  gaining  ground  in  every  part  of  Europe. 
Where  it  predominates,  all  dissentients  are  denied 
the  rites  of  burial ;  and  some  entire  professions 
lie  under  the  same  interdict.  Actors  of  comedy, 
who  render  men  ashamed  of  their  follies  and  vices, 
are  conceived  to  intrench  on  the  attributes  of  the 
priesthood :  they  must  lie  unburied.  Actors  of 
tragedy,  who  have  awakened  all  the  sympathies 
of  the  human  heart,  must  hope  for  none  when 
they  have  left  the  scene. 

Emperor.  Yet  haply  the  sage  himself,  when 
living,  hath  less  deeply  impressed  the  lessons  of 
wisdom  than  his  representative  in  the  theatre ; 
and  even  the  hero  hath  excited  less  enthusiasm. 
The  English,  I  suspect,  are  too  humane,  too 
generous,  too  contemplative,  to  countenance  or 
endure  so  hideous  an  imposture. 

Tsing-Ti.  Gratification  is  not  sterile  in  their 
country:  gratitude,  lovely  gratitude,  is  her 
daughter.  The  great  actor  is  received  on  equal 
terms  among  the  other  great.  I  have  inquired  of 
almost  every  sect,  to  the  number  of  forty  or  fifty, 
and  every  one  abhors  the  imputation  of  posthumous 
rancour,  excepting  the  old  sorcerers.  The  argu- 
ments of  another,  with  a  priest  of  that  persuasion, 
are  fresh  in  my  memory. 

Emperor.  What  an  ice-house  must  thy  memory 
be,  Tsing-Ti !  to  keep  such  things  fresh  in  it ! 

Tsing-Ti.  They  might  have  been  uttered  in  the 
serenity  of  the  Celestial  Empire,  and  in  the  most 
holy  place. 

Emperor.  Indeed  !  I  would  hear  'em  then. 

Tsing-Ti.  "  Good  God ! "  said  the  appellant  to  the 
sorcerer's  man,  "if  anyone  hath  injured  us  in  life, 
ought  we  not  at  least  to  cast  our  enmity  aside 
when  life  is  over )  Even  supposing  we  disregard 
the  commandment  of  our  heavenly  father,  to  for- 
give as  we  hope  to  be  forgiven;  even  supposing  we 
disbelieve  him  when  he  tells  us  that  on  this  con- 
dition, and  on  this  only,  we  can  expect  it ;  would 
not  humanity  lead  us  through  a  path  so  pleasant, 
to  a  seat  so  soft,  to  so  wholesome  and  invigorating 
a  repose  ?  The  pagan,  the  heathen,  the  idolater, 
the  sacrificer  of  his  fellow-men,  beholding  a  corpse 
on  the  shore,  stopt,  bent  over  it,  tarried,  cast  upon 
it  three  handfuls  of  sand,  and  bade  the  spirit  that 
had  dwelt  in  it,  and  was  hovering  (as  they  thought) 
uneasily  about  it,  go  its  way  in  peace.  Would 
you  do  less  than  this,  for  one  who  had  lived  in  the 
same  city,  and  bowed  to  the  same  God  as  your- 
self?" 

Emperor.  The  sorcerer's  man  must  have  learnt 
more  than  sorcery,  if  his  ingenuity  supplied  him 
with  an  answer  in  the  affirmative. 

Tsing-Ti.  "  Yes,"  replied  he,  "  if  the  holiness  of 
our  lord  commanded  it." 

Emperor.  Moderate  the  prancing  of  thy  speech, 
0  Tsing-Ti,  that  I  may  mount  it  easily,  look  down 
from  it  complacently,  and  descend  from  it  again 
without  sore  or  irksomeness.  What  holiness? 
What  lord  ?  Thou  wert  talking  of  the  sorcerer. 
Are  these  ruffians  called  lords  and  holinesses? 


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Do  people  at  once  obey  and  ridicule  them  ?    How 
can  this  be  ? 

Tsing-Ti.  I  know  not,  O  celestiality !  but  s 
it  is. 

Emperor.  The  other  spoke  rationally  an< 
kindly.  Had  he  a  tail?  a  top-knot ' 

Tsing-Ti.  None  whatever. 

Emperor.    He  must  hare  travelled   into  far 
regions  under  milder  skies ;  not  peradventure  to 
our  beautiful  coast,  but  midway.    He  may,  b; 
God's  providence,  have  enjoyed  the  conversation 
of  those  hermits,  now  under  the  protection  o: 
England,  the  Ho-Te-Nto-Ts.    This  surely  is  some 
thing  in  advance  of  such  as  believe  that  one 
chapman  can  procure  eternal  life,  on  commission 
for   another   who  corresponds  with  him !    thai 
mummery  can   dispense   with   obligations,   anc 
that  money  can  absolve  from  sin.    Call  for  tea 
my  head  is  dizzy,  and  my  stomach  is  out  ol 
order. 

SECOND  AUDIENCE. 

On  the  morrow  I  was  received  at  the  folding 
doors  by  Pru-Tsi,  and  ushered  by  him  into  the 
presence  of  his  majesty  the  Emperor,  who  was 
graciously  pleased  to  inform  me  that  he  had  ren- 
dered thanks  to  Almighty  Go'd  for  enlightening 
his  mind,  and  for  placing  his  empire  far  beyond 
the  influence  of  the  persecutor  and  fanatic.  "  But," 
continued  his  majesty,  "  this  story  of  the  sorcerer's 
man  quite  confounds  me.  Little  as  the  progress 
is  which  the  Europeans  seem  to  have  made  in  the 
path  of  humanity,  yet  the  English,  we  know,  are 
less  cruel  than  their  neighbours,  and  more  given 
to  reflection  and  meditation.  How  then  is  it  pos- 
sible they  should  allow  any  portion  of  their  fellow- 
citizens  to  be  hood-winked,  gagged,  and  carried 
away  into  darkness,  by  such  conspirators  and 
assassins  ?  Why  didst  thou  not  question  the  man 
thyself]" 

Tsing-Ti.  I  did,  0  Emperor!  and  his  reply  was, 
"  We  can  bury  such  only  as  were  in  the  household 
of  the  faith.  It  would  be  a  mockery  to  bid  those 
spirits  go  in  peace  which  we  know  are  condemned 
to  everlasting  fire." 

Emperor.  Amazing!  have  they  that?  Who 
invented  it?  Everlasting  fire  !  It  surely  might 
be  applied  to  better  purposes.  And  have  those 
rogues  authority  to  throw  people  into  it?  In 
what  part  of  the  kingdom  is  it?  If  natural,  it 
ought  to  have  been  marked  more  plainly  in  the 
maps.  The  English,  no  doubt,  are  ashamed  of 
letting  it  be  known  abroad  that  they  have  any 
such  places  in  their  country.  If  artificial,  it  is  no 
wonder  they  keep  such  a  secret  to  themselves. 
Tsing-Ti,  I  commend  thy  prudence  in  asking  no 
questions  about  it ;  for  I  see  we  are  equally  at  a 
loss  on  this  curiosity. 

Tsing-Ti.  The  sorcerer  has  a  secret  for  diluting 
it.  Oysters  and  the  white  of  eggs,  applied  on 
lucky  days,  enter  into  the  composition;  but  cer- 
tain charms  in  a  strange  language  must  also  be 
employed,  and  must  be  repeated  a  certain  num- 
ber of  times.  There  are  stones  likewise,  and  wood 


cut  into  particular  forms,  good  against  this  eternal 
fire,  as  they  believe.  The  sorcerer  has  the  power, 
they  pretend,  of  giving  the  faculty  of  hearing  and 
seeing  to  these  stones  and  pieces  of  wood ;  and 
when  he  has  given  them  the  faculties,  they  be- 
come so  sensible  and  grateful,  they  do  whatever 
he  orders.  Some  roll  their  eyes,  some  sweat,  some 
bleed ;  and  the  people  beat  their  breasts  before 
them,  calling  themselves  miserable  sinners. 

Emperor.  Sinners  is  not  the  name  I  should 
have  given  them,  although  no  doubt  they  are  in 
the  right. 

Tsing-Ti.  Sometimes,  if  they  will  not  bleed 
freely,  nor  sweat,  nor  roll  their  eyes,  the  devouter 
break  their  heads  with  clubs,  and  look  out  for 
others  who  will. 

Emperor.  Take  heed,  Tsing-Ti !  Take  heed ! 
I  do  believe  thou  art  talking  all  the  while  of  idols. 
Thou  must  be  respectful ;  remember  I  am  head  of 
all  the  religions  in  the  empire.  We  have  some- 
thing in  our  own  country  not  very  unlike  them, 
only  the  people  do  not  worship  them  ;  they 
merely  fall  down  before  them  as  representatives  of 
a  higher  power.  So  they  say. 

Tsing-Ti.  I  do  not  imagine  they  go  much  far- 
ther in  Europe,  excepting  the  introduction  of  this 
club-law  into  their  adoration. 

Emperor.  And  difference  enough,  in  all  con- 
science. Our  people  is  less  ferocious  and  less 
childish.  If  any  man  break  an  idol  here  for  not 
sweating,  he  himself  would  justly  be  condemned 
to  sweat,  showing  him  how  inconvenient  a  thing 
it  is  when  the  sweater  is  not  disposed.  As  for 
rolling  the  eyes,  surely  they  know  best  whom  they 
should  ogle ;  as  for  bleeding,  that  must  be  regu- 
lated by  the  season  of  the  year.  Let  every  man 
choose  his  idol  as  freely  as  he  chooses  his  wife ; 
let  him  be  constant  if  he  can ;  if  he  can  not,  let 
turn  at  least  be  civil.  Whoever  dares  to  scratch 
the  face  of  anyone  in'  my  empire,  shall  be  con- 
demned to  varnish  it  afresh,  and  moreover  to  keep 
"t  in  repair  all  his  lifetime. 

Tsing-Ti.  In  Europe  such  an  offence  would  be 
punished  with  the  extremities  of  torture. 

Emperor.  Perhaps  their  idols  cost  more,  and 
are  newer.  Is  there  no  chance,  in  all  their  changes, 
.hat  we  may  be  called  upon  to  supply  them  with 
a  few? 

Tsing-Ti.  They  have  plenty  for  the  present, 
and  they  dig  up  fresh  occasionally. 

Emperor.  In  regard  to  the  worship  of  idols, 
,hey  have  not  a  great  deal  to  learn  from  us;  and 
what  is  deficient  will  come  by  degrees  as  they 
grow  humaner.  But  how  little  care  can  any 
ruler  have  for  the  happiness  and  improvement  of 
iis  people,  who  permits  such  ferocity  in  the  priest- 
lood.  If  its  members  are  employed  by  the 
government  to  preside  at  burials,  as  according  to 
hy  discourse  I  suppose,  a  virtuous  prince  would 
irder  a  twelvemonth's  imprisonment,  and  spare 
liet,  to  whichever  of  them  should  refuse  to  per- 
orm  the  last  office  of  humanity  toward  a  fellow- 
:reature.  What  separation  of  citizen  from  citizen, 
and  necessarily  what  diminution  of  national 


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strength,  must  be  the  consequence  of  such  a  sys- 
tem !  A  single  act  of  it  ought  to  be  punished 
more  severely  than  any  single  act  of  sedition, 
not  only  as  being  a  greater  distractor  of  civic 
union,  but,  in  its  cruel  sequestration  of  the  best 
affections,  a  fouler  violator  of  domestic  peace. 
I  always  had  fancied,  from  the  books  in  my 
library,  that  the  Christian  religion  was  founded 
on  brotherly  love  and  pure  equality.  I  may  cal- 
culate ill ;  but,  in  my  hasty  estimate,  damnation 
and  dog-burial  stand  many  removes  from  these. 

"  Wait  a  little,"  the  Emperor  continued :  "  I 
wish  to  read  in  my  library  the  two  names  that  my 
father  said  are  considered  the  two  greatest  in  the 
West,  and  may  vie  nearly  with  the  highest  of  our 
own  country." 

Whereupon  did  his  majesty  walk  forth  into  his 
library ;  and  my  eyes  followed  his  glorious  figure 
as  he  passed  through  the  doorway,  traversing  the 
gallery  of  the  peacocks,  so  called  because  fifteen  of 
those  beautiful  birds  unite  their  tails  in  the  centre 
of  the  ceiling,  painted  so  naturally  as  to  deceive 
the  beholder,  each  carrying  in  his  beak  a  different 
flower,  the  most  beautiful  in  China,  and  bending 
his  neck  in  such  a  manner  as  to  present  it  to  the 
passer  below.  Traversing  this  gallery,  his  maj  esty 
with  his  own  hand  drew  aside  the  curtain  of  the 
library-door.  His  majesty  then  entered;  and, 
after  some  delay,  he  appeared  with  two  long 
scrolls,  and  shook  them  gently  over  the  fish-pond, 
in  this  dormitory  of  the  sages.  Suddenly  there 
were  so  many  splashes  and  plunges  that  I  was 
aware  of  the  gratification  the  fishes  had  received 
from  the  grubs  in  them,  and  the  disappointment 
in  the  atoms  of  dust.  His  maj  esty,  with  his  own 
right  hand,  drew  the  two  scrolls  trailing  on  the 
marble  pavement,  and  pointing  to  them  with  his 
left,  said, 

"  Here  they  are ;  Nhu-Tong :  Pa-Kong.*  Sup- 
pose they  had  died  where  the  sorcerer's  men  held 
firm  footing,  would  the  priests  have  refused  them 
burial  ] " 

I  bowed  my  head  at  the  question ;  for  a  single 
tinge  of  red,  whether  arising  from  such  ultra- 
bestial  cruelty  in  those  who  have  the  impudence 
to  accuse  the  cannibals  of  theirs,  or  whether  from 
abhorrent  shame  at  the  corroding  disease  of  in- 
tractable superstition,  hereditary  in  the  European 
nations  for  fifteen  centuries,  a  tinge  of  red  came 
over  the  countenance  of  the  Emperor.  When  I 
raised  up  again  my  forehead,  after  such  time  as  I 
thought  would  have  removed  all  traces  of  it,  still 
fixing  my  eyes  on  the  ground,  I  answered, 

"  0  Emperor!  the  most  zealous  would  have  done 
worse.  They  would  have  prepared  these  great  men 
for  burial,  and  then  have  left  them  unburied." 

Emperor.  So !  so !  they  would  have  embalmed 
them,  in  their  reverence  for  meditation  and 
genius,  although  their  religion  prohibits  the  cere- 
mony of  interring  them. 

Tsing-Ti.  Alas,  sire,  my  meaning  is  far  dif- 
ferent. They  would  have  dislocated  their  limbs 


*  Newton,  Bacon.   The  Chinese  have  no  B. 


with  pullies,  broken  them  with  hammers?  and 
then  have  burnt,  the  flesh  off  the  bones.  This  is 
called  an  act  of  faith. 

Emperor.  Faith,  didst  thou  say?  Tsing-Ti, 
thou  speakest  bad  Chinese :  thy  native  tongue  is 
strangely  occidentalised. 

Tsing-Ti.  So  they  call  it. 

Emperor.  God  hath  not  given  unto  all  men  the 
use  of  speech.  Thou  meanest  to  designate  the 
ancient  inhabitants  of  the  country,  not  those  who 
have  lived  there  within  the  last  three  centuries. 

Tsing-Ti.  The  Spaniards  and  Italians  (such  are 
the  names  of  the  nations  who  are  most  under  the 
influence  of  the  spells)  were  never  so  barbarous 
and  cruel  as  during  the  first  of  the  last  three  cen- 
turies. The  milder  of  them  would  have  refused 
two  cubits  of  earth  to  the  two  philosophers ;  and 
not  only  would  have  rejected  them  from  the 
cemetery  of  the  common  citizens,  but  from  the 
side  of  the  common  hangman ;  the  most  ignorant 
priest  thinking  himself  much  wiser,  and  the  most 
enlightened  prince  not  daring  to  act  openly  as 
one  who  could  think  otherwise.  The  Italians  had 
formerly  two  illustrious  men  among  them ;  the 
earlier  was  a  poet,  the  later  a  philosopher;  one  was 
exiled,  the  other  was  imprisoned,  and  both  were 
within  a  span  of  being  burnt  alive. 

Emperor.  We  have  in  Asia  some  odd  religions 
and  some  barbarous  princes,  but  neither  are  like 
the  Europeans.  In  the  name  of  God !  do  the 
fools  think  of  their  Christianity  as  our  neighbours 
in  Tartary  (with  better  reason)  think  of  their 
milk ;  that  it  will  keep  the  longer  for  turning 
sour]  or  that  it  must  be  wholesome  because  it 
is  heady  ]  Swill  it  out,  swill  it  out,  say  I,  and 
char  the  tub. 

THIRD  AUDIENCE. 

The  third  morning  had  dawned,  and  the  skies 
had  assumed  the  colour  of  a  beautiful  maiden's 
nails,  when  the  Emperor  my  master  sent  unto  me 
Pru-Tsi,  to  command  me  to  be  of  good  health  and 
to  have  a  heart  in  my  bosom.  Flattered  and 
gratified  beyond  all  measure  by  the  graciousness 
of  such  commands,  I  ordered  tea  to  be  brought  to 
Pru-Tsi,  who  no  sooner  heard  the  servant  on  the 
other  side  of  the  door,  than  he  told  me  that  he 
saw  in  my  tea-cup  the  ocean  of  my  bounty,  the 
abysses  of  my  wisdom,  the  serene  and  interminable 
sky  of  my  favour  and  affection.  To  which  I 
replied,  that  in  the  countenance  of  Pru-Tsi  I  be- 
held the  sun  which  irradiated  them  all.  He  was 
dissatisfied  at  the  shortness  and  incompleteness 
of  my  compliment,  as  wanting  two  divisions : 
and  from  that  instant  may  be  dated  his  ill  offices 
toward  me.  Here  I  must  confess  my  deficiency 
in  politeness,  which,  not  having  been  neglected 
in  my  education,  I  can  attribute  to  nothing  but 
my  long  absence  from  our  civilised  and  courteous 
people. 

Observing  by  the  profusion  of  Pru-Tsi's  genti- 
lities, and  by  the  fluttering  of  his  tamarind-tree 
vest  under  which  his  breast  wheezed  and  laboured, 
that  my  rusticity  had  wounded  him,  I  took  from 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


off  the  table  the  finest  rose  in  the  central  vase, 
and  entreated  that,  by  touching  it,  he  would  ren- 
der those  of  next  year  more  fragrant  and  more 
double.  "  The  parent,"  said  I,  "  will  be  pene- 
trated by  the  glory  shed  upon  her  daughter."  I 
remarked  that  he  smelt  it  only  on  one  side,  and 
only  once ;  and  that  he  bowed  but  when  he  re- 
ceived it,  and  when  he  smelt  it,  and  the  last 
time  less  profoundly ;  yet  he  could  not  but  have 
noticed  that,  in  rising,  I  laid  above  half  of  each 
hand  on  the  table,  with  the  fingers  spread,  and 
that  I  rested  for  seven  or  eight  seconds  in  an 
inclined  position,  looking  up  at  his  face,  as  one 
irresolute  and  deferential.  I  record  it  not  in 
anger,  but  I  hope  there  are  few  Chinese  who  could 
have  seen  this  unmoved.  God  forbid  that  we 
should  degenerate  from  our  fathers,  or  that  even 
a  signification  of  our  desire  to  please  should  fail 
in  obtaining  pardon,  even  for  a  voluntary  and  a 
grave  offence.  No  acknowledgment  of  a  fault  is 
so  explicit,  none  can  so  little  wound  the  delicacy 
of  the  offended,  none  so  gracefully  show  our  reli- 
ance on  his  generosity  and  affability.  Let  the 
westernman  call  satisfaction  that  which  humiliates 
and  afflicts  another;  but,  oh  Chinese  !  let  us 
demand  much  more  .  .  the  contentment  of  both 
parties.  I  have  often  mused  on  these  reflections ; 
I  must  now  return  to  Pru-Tsi,  who  caused  them. 
He  informed  me  that  the  Emperor  was  ready  to 
receive  me,  under  his  "  guidance."  This  word  has 
much  meaning.  Pru-Tsi  drew  it  with  all  dexterity 
and  gracefulness,  but  he  showed  too  plainly  its 
edge  and  point.  I  then  added,  "  My  heart  is  a 
cabinet  on  which  all  the  figures  and  all  the  letters 
are  embossed  in  high  relief  by  your  hands,  most 
munificent  lord ! " 

"  Deign,  0  Tsing-Ti,  to  place  us  within  it,"  said 
Wi-Hong,  who  stood  behind, "  and  it  shall  be  our 
glory  to  become  the  camphor,  preservative  against 
the  moths  and  insects  which  would  consume  its 
precious  stores." 

"  The  cedar  wants  not  the  camphor,"  said 
Flthat-Wang,  bowing  at  the  back  of  Wi-Hong, 
three  paces  off.  Whereat  the  pupils  of  Pru-Tsi's 
eyes  verged  toward  the  bridge  of  his  nose;  for 
he  remembered  not  in  what  book  the  words  were 
written.  This  made  him  the  readier  to  depart. 
He  walked  at  my  left-hand,  Wi-Hong  and  Flthat- 
Wang  following  us  at  equal  distances.  On  my 
entering  the  chamber  of  audience,  Pru-Tsi  was 
dismissed ;  which  (I  was  sorry  to  observe)  made 
his  mouth  as  low  as  a  lamprey's,  and  elicited  a 
sound  not  unlike  the  drawing  off  a  somewhat  wet 
boot.  Scarcely  had  he  passed  into  the  corridor  of 
the  dancers,  so  called  because  there  are  painted  on 
each  side  the  figures  of  young  maidens,  some 
dancing,  but  the  greater  part  inviting  the  passer- 
by, either  with  open  arms,  or  only  with  the  fingers, 
and  others  behind,  among  the  lofty  flowers,  with 
various  seductive  signs :  scarcely  had  Pru-Tsi 
reached  this  corridor,  when  the  Emperor's  children 
entered  from  the  opposite  one,  the  corridor  of  the 
parrots,  so  called  because  it  represents  these  birds 
performing  various  actions ;  one  flying  with  a  boy 


into  the  air,  having  caught  him  by  a  bunch  of 
prodigiously  large  cherries,  which  he  will  not  let 
go;  one  teaching  an  ancient  mandarin  his  letters, 
and  much  resembling  him  in  physiognomy ;  two 
playing  at  chess  for  little  girls  in  cages  on  the 
table ;  and  a  flight  of  smaller  ones  clawing  a 
sceptre  and  pecking  at  a  globe ;  while  several  apes 
creep  on  their  bellies  close  behind,  and  several 
more  from  furnaces  in  the  distance,  each  with  his 
firebrand  ready  to  singe  their  plumage.  The 
parrots  do  not  see  the  mischievous  beasts  that  are 
so  near,  nor  do  those  see,  coming  from  under 
scarlet  drapery,  a  vast  serpent's  jaw,  wide  enough 
to  swallow  them  all.  The  serpent's  jaw  is  in  a 
corner,  near  a  sofa,  in  the  shape  of  a  woolsack, 
off  which  a  comely  man  (apparently)  has  tumbled, 
extending  both  feet  in  the  air  over  it,  and  hold- 
ing the  serpent's  tail  between  his  teeth,  and  trying 
(apparently)  to  urge  him  onward.  I  am  thus 
particular  in  my  description  of  this  corridor, 
because  there  is  no  part  of  the  whole  palace  which 
has  been  described  in  general  so  inaccurately,  and 
because  there  are  few  who  can  pretend  to  have 
examined  it  so  closely  or  so  long  as  I  have : 
added  to  which,  in  all  due  humility  be  it 
spoken,  few  in  China  have  a  better  eye  for  forms 
and  colours. 

The  celestial  sons  and  daughters,  I  have  said 
already,  had  passed  through  the  corridor  of  the 
parrots  and  entered  the  hall  of  audience.  What 
I  am  now  about  to  say  will  subject  me  to  much 
obloquy,  and  render  my  name  suspected  in  vera- 
city, but  the  graciousness  of  my  patron  is  com- 
mensurate with  the  greatness  of  my  emperor.  He 
made  a  sign  to  the  children  that  they  should  walk 
into  the  smaller  library,  and  when  he  had  signi- 
fied the  same  by  words,  and  they,  after  all  of  them 
had  long  fixed  their  eyes  on  his  majesty,  were 
quite  certain,  the  elder  son,  Fo-Kien,  advanced 
toward  his  elder  sister,  Rao-Fa,  kissed  her  little 
fair  hand  and  then  her  forehead,  and  conducted 
her :  after  his  seventh  step,  Min-Psi,  the  second 
son,  acted  in  like  manner ;  but  when  he  rose  on 
tiptoe  (being,  as  the  world  knows,  two  years 
younger  than  his  sister,  Lao-Lo,  then  almost  nine), 
she  bit  the  tip  of  his  ear,  not  with  her  teeth 
indeed,  but  with  her  lips.  The  Emperor,  who  sur- 
veyed his  beautiful  progeny  with  intense  delight, 
was  indulgent  to  this  fault,  and  beckoning  to  me, 
said,  "  I  am  to  blame,  Tsing-Ti !  In  the  fifth  year 
of  her  age,  I  did  the  very  same  to  Lao-Lo  :  but," 
recovering  himself,  "it  was  not  in  the  hall  of 
audience.  Come  along,  come  along,  I  may  do  the 
same  again  in  the  little  library,  and  before  thee, 
for  Lao-Lo  is  the  light  of  my  eyes,  and  makes  it 
sweeter  to  be  a  father  than  an  emperor.  I  have 
sent  for  my  children,"  continued  his  majesty, 
that  they  may  be  amused  by  thy  narrative ;  for 
nothing  is  so  delightful  to  the  youthful  mind  as 
voyages.  But  prythee  do  not  relate  to  them  any 
act  of  intolerance  or  inhumanity.  The  young 
should  not  be  habituated  to  hear  or  see  what  is 
offensive  to  our  nature  and  derogatory  to  the 
beneficence  of  our  God.  Surely  all  the  absurdities 


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of  those  mischievous  priests  are  not  inseparably 
mixed  up  with  blood  and  bile.  Follow  me ;  for 
the  children  must  be  very  dull  when  there  are 
only  books  about  them." 

Suddenly  the  Emperor  stopped,  and  made  a 
sign  to  me  to  look  toward  the  pond.  Lao-Lo  was 
standing  with  her  arm  upon  the  golden  balustrade 
and  looking  at  Min-Psi,  who,  from  time  to  time, 
gave  her  a  pearl  or  two,  which  he  was  detaching, 
with  all  the  force  and  agility  of  his  teeth,  from  the 
border  of  her  silver  sash.  No  sooner  had  he  suc- 
ceeded, than  she  threw  it  to  the  fish.  Those  which 
swallowed  one  she  called  "  sweet  creatures,"  and 
those  which  detected  the  fraud  "cunning  old  man- 
darins." When  the  baits  were  exhausted,  and 
Min-Psi  shook  his  head  at  the  melancholy  ques- 
tion, "are  there  no  more1?"  the  Emperor  drew  back 
softly,  and  said  to  me,  "  We  must  give  her  time  to 
smoothen  her  sash,  and  take  care  not  to  see  it." 
Perhaps  the  same  kindness  moved  Fo-Kien  and 
Rao-Fa  to  begin  a  game  at  chess,  not  opposite 
each  other,  but  both  with  the  back  toward  the 
pond.  Fo-Kien  once  or  twice  moved  an  eye  in 
that  direction,  and  smiled  :  but  Rao-Fa  told  him 
he  might  smile  when  he  had  won,  and  never 
glanced  from  the  chess-board.  At  the  sound  of 
the  Emperor's  feet  they  both  arose  and  turned 
toward  him.  Min-Psi  did  not  come  quite  oppo- 
site. I  saw  one  ear,  the  left,  and  it  was  crimson, 
although  it  was  not  the  ear  that  Lao-Lo  had 
pinched  with  her  rubies.  He  held  down  his  head 
a  little;  and  Lao-Lo  struck  his  hand  with  her 
sash,  saying,  "  I  wonder  what  in  the  world  can 
ever  make  Min-Psi  look  as  if  he  had  been  in  mis- 
chief." His  ear  grew  more  transparent.  Lao-Lo 
asked  her  father's  permission  to  give  him  three 
kisses;  only  three.  The  request  was  granted; 
but  Min-Psi  ran  behind  me,  and  laughed  at  her 
vain  attempts.  As  they  were  rather  rough  and 
boisterous  with  my  robe,  the  Emperor  said,  "  Lao- 
Lo  !  do  not  you  remember  that  you  are  in  the 
presence  of  a  mandarin  ] "  "  Oh  papa  !  there  are 
several  not  far  off;  are  there  not,  Min-Psi ]"  said 
the  child,  "  but  is  anyone  so  good  as  Tsing-Ti  is  ? 
It  is  impossible  not  to  admire  his  beautiful  dress, 
now  we  are  in  a  part  of  the  palace  where  we  may 
admire  anything  we  like."  The  Emperor  seated 
himself,  and  waving  his  hand,  the  children  bowed 
gracefully.  He  waved  his  hand  a  second  time, 
and  Fo-Kien  made  two  steps  toward  Rao -Fa,  who 
made  likewise  two  steps  toward  him.  He  then 
made  another  step,  slightly  bending ;  the  princess 
had  no  other  steps  to  make,  but  inclined  her  head 
somewhat  lower,  so  that  her  hand  came  forward  a 
little.  The  imperial  prince  supported  her  arm 
above  the  wrist,  and  she  was  seated.  Min-Psi  too 
performed  with  equal  grace  and  gravity  the  same 
duties  toward  Lao-Lo,  who  looked  as  diffident  as 
if  she  had  never  seen  him  until  then.  He,  being 
the  younger,  bowed  twice  before  her,  which  salute 
she  returned  by  opening  her  hand  each  time.  On 
this  occasion  her  brow  came  a  little  forward,  and, 
as  was  required  by  the  ceremonial,  much  to  Min- 
Psi's  contentment,  her  lips  were  quite  closed.  He 


then  bowed  twice  to  Rao-Fa,  on  whom  it  was  not 
incumbent  to  open  her  hand,  but  merely  to  make 
a  like  movement  with  her  fan.  Her  beautiful  lips 
parted  for  a  moment  to  compensate  him  for  the 
difference,  and  her  eyes  looked  tenderly  upon  the 
courtly  child. 

There  are  many,  in  the  Celestial  Empire  itself, 
to  whom  these  statutes  of  the  imperial  court 
are  unknown,  although  they  have  regulated 
the  movements  of  each  successive  dynasty  three 
thousand  years.  Hence  that  polish  which  is 
proof  against  contact ;  hence  that  lofty  urbanity 
in  every  member  of  it  which  separates  them 
widely  from  all  other  potentates ;  hence  that  gen- 
tleness and  obliging  demeanour  which  render 
domestic  offence  impossible,  and  throw  additional 
charms  over  every  affection  and  every  endearment. 
No  unkind,  no  unpleasant  word  ever  was  uttered 
in  these  chambers ;  where  the  wisdom  of  royalty, 
receiving  fresh  tributes  in  almost  every  century 
from  inborn  sages,  has  given  form  and  substance 
to  fairer  imagery  than  poets  and  visionaries  have 
dreamed.  No  duties  are  so  punctilious  as  to  be 
troublesome  to  a  well-regulated  mind,  which 
always  finds  complacency  and  satisfaction  in  exe- 
cuting perfectly  the  most  complex  and  difficult ; 
while  rudeness  can  never  do  enough  for  its  grati- 
fication, and  grows  continually  more  uneasy  and 
untoward.  I  say  these  things,  because  what  I  am 
writing  may,  peradventure,  be  carried  by  ships 
into  lands  where  such  reflections  have  seldom 
fallen,  and  where  scratches  and  buffets  are  thought 
more  natural  than  courtesies  and  caresses. 

I  related  to  the  imperial  children  much  of  what 
I  had  seen  in  the  several  countries  of  my  voyage. 
"  But  do  tell  them  a  few  tricks  of  the  sorcerer," 
said  his  majesty,  "  and  what  are  called  the  mys- 
teries." Accordingly  I  began.  Their  laughter 
was  interrupted  by  questions,  and  their  questions 
by  laughter ;  for  both  were  permitted  in  the  small 
library.  One  absurdity  struck  Fo-Kien  particu- 
larly :  it  related  to  numerals.  The  princesses  sate 
with  their  eyelids  raised,  perhaps  in  doubt  of  my 
correctness,  either  as  to  judgment  or  to  fact : 
Min-Psi  counted  his  fingers,  first  on  one  hand  and 
then  on  the  other,  and  looked  hard  at  me;  I 
fancied  he  was  uneasy.  Fo-Kien  asked  me  whe- 
ther the  English  too  believed  in  this,  being  thought 
such  good  accountants.  My  reply  was,  that, 
"Although  they  had  rejected,  in  great  measure, 
the  practice  of  Christianity,  yet  they  retained  the 
dogmas ;  and  this  among  the  rest." 

"  I  wonder  then,"  said  he,  "  that  the  merchants 
of  Canton  do  not  often  sell  their  tobacco  for  opium, 
and  a  pound  for  a  quintal,  since  they  appear  to  be 
ignorant  both  of  substances  and  numbers.  I  do 
not  wonder  they  are  so  cheated  by  those  who  ma- 
nage their  affairs  at  home  as  we  hear  they  are." 

"Methinks,"  said  his  majesty,  "they  must 
nevertheless  have  some  calculators  among  them, 
else  how  could  they  become  such  good  astrono- 
mers ? " 

"  I  have  heard,"  said  Lao-Lo,  "  that  these  astro- 
nomers pick  up  stars  every  day  like  cockle-shells. 


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Tell  us  about  it,  good  Tsing-Ti !  can  it  be  true  1 
what  can  they  do  with  so  many?  must  not  they 
leave  them  where  they  find  them  ?  are  they  not 
all  in  the  sky?" 

"Excepting  some  few,"  said  Min-Psi,  "that  fall 
into  the  canals." 

His  majesty  the  Emperor  was  graciously  pleased 
to  inquire  of  me  whether  the  English  retained  the 
same  confidence  as  formerly  in  judicial  astronomy. 
I  acknowledged  my  ignorance  of  the  fact,  whether 
they  were  stationary  in  that  science,  or  had  latterly 
made  any  improvements  in  it. 

"  Certain  it  is,"  said  I,  "  that,  under  the  gui- 
dance of  the  stars,  they  are  steadfast  in  their  obser- 
vance of  lucky  days." 

"  It  is  only  grown-up  men  that  ever  see  unlucky 
ones,"  said  Min-Psi,  "  unless  it  rains." 

A  soft  vibration  of  a  gong  was  audible  in  the 
corridor.  The  children  rose  from  their  seats, 
performing  the  same  ceremonies  as  before,  each 
saying,  in  turn,  after  a  pause, 

"May  Tsing-Ti  be  blessed  with  health  and 
happiness!" 

Then  they  kissed  the  hand  of  their  imperial 
father,  and  requested  he  would  grant  them  an 
appetite  for  their  pilaw;  which  his  majesty  most 
graciously  conceded. 

"Go  on,  Tsing-Ti,"  said  his  majesty,  "about 
the  observations  of  the  astronomers  in  the  White 
Island." 

Tsing-Ti.  There  is  scarcely  an  hour  in  the 
twenty-four  of  any  day  throughout  the  twelve- 
month, on  which  I  have  not  requested,  from  the 
wisest  men  I  know  among  them,  the  solution  of 
my  doubts  on  theological  topics.  The  answer  was 
invariably, 

"  This  is  not  the  time  for  it" 

Turning  over  many  newspapers  ...  a  strange  im- 
proper name  !  for  the  editors  call  one  another  rogue, 
turncoat,  &c.,  which  is  no  news  at  all,  and  report 
speeches  made  in  parliament,  the  purport  of  which 
is  always  known  beforehand,  it  being  the  custom 
for  every  man  to  carry  his  mind  into  the  house, 
and  his  money  out  .  .  . 

Emperor,  Tsing-Ti !  Tsing-Ti !  put  the  hyphen 
to  thy  parenthesis :  thou  art  giving  me  a  rather 
long  elucidation  of  what  is  no  news  at  off. 

Tsing-Ti.  I  received  the  same  declaration  from 
the  political  leaders  as  from  the  theological. 
When  a  reform  of  any  abuse  was  proposed,  no 
denial  of  its  existence,  none  of  its  multiplicity, 
none  of  its  magnitude,  none  of  its  intensity,  was 
resorted  to :  the  objection  was, 

"  This  is  not  the  time  for  considering  it." 

Were  the  people  quiet,  it  was  a  strong  subsidiary ! 
were  they  turbulent,  it  was  a  stronger ;  were  they 
between  both,  it  was  the  very  worst  season  of  all 
to  agitate  the  question. 

Were  the  people  in  a  state  of  famine,  and  were 
a  reduction  advised  in  the  national  expenditure, 
whether  of  sums  voted  for  race-horses  or  brilliants, 
for  pensions  or  services  of  plate,  the  adviser  was 
counter-advised  not  to  render  the  people  dissatis- 


fied by  reminding  them  of  their  hunger,  and  was 
assured, 

•«  This  is  not  the  time." 

In  fact,  the  English  are  religiously,  not  to  say 
superstitiously,  scrupulous  in  that  one  matter,  and 
perhaps  the  rather  for  having  rejected  all  other 
kinds  of  religion  :  and  the  higher  orders  seem  to 
be  more  so  than  the  lower.  The  bishops  and 
chancellors  sit  watching  for  the  auspicious  hour, 
and  have  watched  for  it  above  half  a  century : 
and  although  they  declare  they  are  tired  of  sitting 
and  watching,  and  it  would  do  their  hearts  good 
if  they  could  see  it,  yet,  in  their  honesty  and  for- 
bearance, they  never  have  pretended  or  hinted 
that  the  discovery  was  made  by  them.  Such 
patience  and  modesty  are  unexampled. 

Emperor.  Dost  thou  verily  think,  Tsing-Ti, 
that  these  chancellors  and  bishops  are  in  earnest? 

Tsing-Ti.  They  appear  so.  I  never  heard  of 
anyone  among  them  caught  stealing  on  the  river, 
or  riding  off  with  another's  horse  or  ass,  or  setting 
fire  to  houses  for  plunder,  or  infesting  the  high- 
road. 

Emperor.  Calm  and  moral  as  they  are,  I  per- 
ceive that  much  more  lying  and  shuffling  is 
required  and  practised  in  their  government  than 
in  mine.  England  is  all  mercantile,  from  the 
pinnacle  of  the  Temple  to  the  sewer  of  the  Ex- 
change. Our  dealers  may  be  as  thievish  as  theirs : 
our  mandarins,  praised  be  God,  are  better.  Al- 
though they  feel  at  seasons  a  superficial  itch  for 
lucre,  they  are  not  blotched  and  buboed  with  its 
pestilence :  they  do  not  lead  their  children  to  be 
fed  out  of  the  platters  of  the  poor,  nor  make  the 
citizens,  who  have  idols  of  their  own,  worship 
theirs,  and  pay  for  it. 

His  majesty  then  rose  from  his  seat,  wiped  his 
mouth,  and  went  away. 

FOUBTH  AUDIENCE. 

The  third  audience  may  appear  to  have  been 
shorter  than  the  first,  but  in  fact  was  longer  by 
much.  The  imperial  children  asked  me  such  a 
variety  of  questions,  which  I  think  it  unnecessary 
to  repeat,  and  made  such  a  variety  of  remarks  on 
my  answers,  that  the  hour  allotted  for  their  pas- 
time in  the  small  library  wore  insensibly  away. 
They  puzzled  me,  as  children  often  do,  and  made 
me  wish  they  would  have  turned  their  inquiries 
toward  the  sea,  or  toward  men  and  manners,  or 
toward  anything  intelligible  and  instructive.  His 
majesty  too  puzzled  me  almost  as  much  as  they 
did. 

However,  on  this  my  fourth  audience,  he  re- 
warded me  amply  for  every  toil  and  perplexity. 
The  first  words  he  uttered  were,  that  he  admired 
my  judgment  and  ingenuity,  in  passing  through 
so  many  lanes  and  turning  so  many  corners,  with- 
out a  rip  or  a  soil  on  my  garment.  He  was  gra- 
ciously pleased  to  add,  that  he  would  never  have 
allowed  any  other  than  myself  to  display  before 
his  children  such  fantastic  mysteries ;  that,  how- 
ever, I  had  gone  far  enough  into  them  to  disgust 


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an  ingenuous  mind  with  their  darkness  and  dou- 
blings, and  to  render  a  lover  of  truth  well  contented 
with  the  simple  institutions  of  his  forefathers. 

"My  children,"  said  his  majesty,  "will  disdain 
to  persecute  even  the  persecutor,  but  will  blow 
away  both  his  fury  and  his  fraudulence.  The 
philosopher  whom  my  house  respects  and  vene- 
rates, Kong-Fu-Tsi,  is  never  misunderstood  by  the 
attentive  student  of  his  doctrines ;  there  is  no  con- 
tradiction in  them,  no  exaction  of  impossibilities, 
nothing  above  our  nature,  nothing  below  it.  The 
most  vehement  of  his  exhortations  is  to  industry 
and  concord,  the  severest  of  his  denunciations  is 
against  the  self-tormentor,  vice.  He  entreats  us 
to  give  justice  and  kindness  a  fair  trial  as  conduc- 
tresses to  happiness,  and  only  to  abandon  them 
when  they  play  us  false.  He  assures  us  that  every 
hour  of  our  existence  is  favourable  to  the  sowing  or 
the  gathering  of  some  fruit ;  and  that  sleep  and 
repose  are  salutary  repasts,  to  be  enjoyed  at  stated 
times,  and  not  to  be  long  indulged  nor  frequently 
repeated.  He  is  too  honourable  to  hold  out  bribes, 
too  gentle  to  hold  out  threats;  he  says  only, 
'  satisfy  your  conscience ;  and  you  will  satisfy 
your  God.'  But  antecedently  to  the  satisfaction 
of  this  conscience,  he  takes  care  to  look  into  it 
minutely,  to  see  that  it  hangs  commodiously  and 
lightly  on  the  breast,  that  all  its  parts  be  sound, 
and  all  its  contents  in  order,  that  it  be  not  con- 
tracted, nor  covered  with  cobwebs,  nor  crawled 
over  with  centipedes  and  tarantulas." 

Emperor.  I  am  so  well  satisfied  with  thy  prudence 
and  delicacy,  0  Tsing-Ti,  in  the  explanation  of 
things  ludicrous  and  ferocious,  that  I  do  not  only 
grant  unto  thy  father,  Nun-Pek,  who  is  dead,  a  title 
of  nobility,  making  him  mandarin  of  the  first  class, 
but  likewise  the  same  to  thy  grandfather  who  died 
long  before ;  so  much  hast  thou  merited  from  me; 
and  so  much  have  they  merited  who  begat  thee. 
Thy  grandfather's  name  I  well  remember  was  .  . 

Tsing-Ti.  Peh-Nun;  may  it  please  your  majesty! 

Emperor.  Who  else  could  have  been  the  grand- 
father of  Tsing-Ti  ?  From  this  moment  he  has 
yellow  slippers  on  his  feet,  and  he  makes  but  one 
prostration  in  my  presence.  And  now  inform  me 
in  what  manner  do  the  kings  of  the  White  Island 
mark  the  deserts  of  their  subjects. 

I  bowed  my  head  several  times  before  the 
throne,  to  collect  fronTmy  memory  as  much  of 
this  matter  as  was  deposited  within  it.  At  last 
I  said, 

"  0  Emperor !  light  of  the  East !  since  nobody 
in  England  is  fond  of  talking  of  another's  deserts, 
here  my  store  of  intelligence  is  scanty ;  and  the 
king  of  the  country  seems  to  have  found  himself 
in  the  same  penury.  For  it  is  not  the  custom  of 
his  mandarins  to  approach  him  with  such  narra- 
tions ;  and  none  are  proposed  to  his  majesty  as 
worthy  of  advancement  to  high  offices,  or  even 
of  bearing  such  titles  as  exalt  them  a  span  above 
the  common  class  of  citizens,  unless  they  have 
slain  many  or  ruined  many ;  such  are  soldiers  and 
lawyers." 

Emperor.  No  quieter  ornament  of  his  country, 


none  whom  future  ages  will  venerate,  must  raise 
up  his  head  in  his  own  ?  Is  this  thy  meaning  ? 
He  may  irrigate  the  garden  of  genius ;  he  may 
delight  in  the  fruits  that  will  -grow  from  it ;  he 
may  anticipate  with  transport  the  day  when  his 
enemy's  children,  united  with  his  own,  shall  re- 
pose under  the  tree  he  has  planted  :  glory  never 
breaks  in  upon  his  labour;  applause  never  dis- 
turbs his  meditations  !  Is  that  the  state  of  Eng- 
land ?  Tell  me ;  how  could  these  lawyers  find 
admittance  to  the  king  ?  Have  they  nothing  to 
do  in  their  tribunals'?  Will  nobody  employ  them] 

Tsing-Ti.  Not  only  do  they  find  admittance, 
but  they  come  near  enough  his  person  to  throw 
some  sacred  dust  in  his  eyes  out  of  certain  ancient 
parchments.  When  they  have  done  this,  they  tie 
his  hands  behind  him,  loosing  him  only  when  he 
has  given  them  titles  for  themselves  and  children, 
who  are  also  created  great  lawyers  under  the 
royal  signet. 

Emperor.  Art  thou  mad,  Tsing-Ti  ] 

Tsing-Ti.  I  thought  I  was ;  but  the  madness, 
I  was  glad  to  find,  was  merely  reflected. 

Emperor.  The  kings  of  England  do  this  1  they 
reward  the  children  for  being  begotten  by  clever 
fellows  1  and  never  for  making  them  1  Now  in- 
deed may  we  believe  that  the  soles  of  their  feet 
are  opposed  to  the  soles  of  ours.  Didst  thou  tell 
me  they  delegate  to  their  servants  the  granting 
of  distinctions  to  worthless  men  ? 

Tsing-Ti.  Too  true,  in  eleven  instances  out  of 
the  dozen. 

Emperor.  Well  then  may  the  English  be  called 
regicides ;  for  he  who  lowers  the  kingly  character 
spills  the  most  precious  blood  of  his  king.  Go 
home :  I  must  ponder  on  these  subjects.  Methinks 
I  have  caught  thy  old  sea-sickness,  my  head  turns 
round  so,  and  every  thing  seems  so  disproportioned 
and  confused. 

FIFTH  AUDIENCE. 

On  my  return  the  following  day,  his  majesty 
took  my  sleeve  between  the  tips  of  his  imperial 
thumb  and  finger,  and  said  blandly,  "  Thou,  being 
in  thy  heart  a  Christian,  shalt  now  enter  more 
deeply  with  me  on  that  religion.  Albeit,  I  see 
nothing  but  a  quagmire  in  it,  bearing  unwhole- 
some weeds  on  the  surface,  and  unfathomable  mud 
within.  Another  swarm  of  insects  hath  recently 
been  hatched  on  it,  some  of  which,  my  manda- 
rins inform  me,  have  been  blown  over  into  Can- 
ton. They  style  themselves  Good-news-mongers. 
By  the  accounts  I  have  received  of  them,  they 
resemble  a  jar  of  tamarinds  with  little  pulp  and 
no  sugar.  I  apprehend  they  will  do  small  credit 
to  their  master  in  heaven." 

Tsing-Ti.  Whose  blessed  name,  0  Emperor !  be 
praised  for  ever.  He  came  before  the  arrogant, 
firm  in  meekness.  He  said,  "  Abstain  from 
violence,  abstain  from  fraud :  be  continent,  be 
pure,  be  patient :  love  one  another." 

Emperor.  How  happy  would  men  be  univer- 
sally, if  they  observed  these  precepts !  Life  would 
bring  few  wishes,  death  few  fears.  We  should 


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come  and  go,  jocund  as  children  enter  and  leave 
a  garden,  entering  it  to  play  in  and  leaving  it  to 
sleep.  Alas !  they  do  not  toil  to  earn  repose  at 
the  day's  end :  bmt  the  whole  occupation  of  their 
existence  is  to  make  the  last  hour  solicitous  and 
restless. 

We  are  friends,  Tsing-Ti !  for  we  both  have 
listened  to  the  words  of  wisdom,  and  in  youth, 
and  together.  Recollections  such  as  these  unite 
the  high  and  the  humble,  and  make  benevolence 
grow  up  even  where  the  soil  is  sterile.  Sterile  it 
is  not  with  thee;  but  yielding  a  hundred-fold. 
Come  then  freely  to  me  every  day,  as  thou  wert 
wont  formerly,  and  let  us  exchange,  what  alone 
can  make  both  of  us  the  richer,  our  thoughts  and 
knowledge.  Thou  hast  travelled  afar,  and  art 
master  of  many  things  which  none  have  laid 
before  me.  I  will  turn  them  over,  partly  for 
curiosity  and  partly  for  acquisition,  like  those 
who  enter  the  house  of  the  jeweller. 

I  am  wearied  with  the  inconsistencies  and 
shocked  at  the  irreligion  of  the  islanders.  At 
some  future  time  I  may  perhaps  have  leisure 
and  patience  to  examine  them  more  minutely. 
At  present  I  am  more  desirous  to  take  a  view  of 
their  literature.  My  father  of  blessed  memory 
planted  poetry  in  their  island  :  does  it  flourish  ? 

Tsing-Ti.  From  the  specimens  I  purchased,  it 
appears  to  me,  0  Emperor  !  that  the  English  may 
become  poets,  and  reach  nearer  to  the  perfection 
of  the  Chinese  than  any  people  of  the  West ;  for 
I  observe  that  a  greater  number  of  their  verses 
end  in  monosyllables. 

Emperor.  Indeed !  are  they  arrived  at  that  ? 
Bring  me  to-morrow  a  few  of  the  least  heavy 
from  among  thy  volumes,  and  such  as  by  their 
nature  may,  with  skilful  comments,  be  the  most 
intelligible  to  me.  At  the  same  time  thou  wilt 
be  able  to  render  me  some  account  of  those  who 
read  their  verses  at  the  king's  bedside. 

Taing-Ti.  His  majesty  is  a  sound  sleeper:  none 
are  called  in. 

Emperor.  At  his  table  then. 

Tsing-Ti.  None  recite  verses  there.  The  fic- 
tions of  poetry  are  not  exactly  those  which  find 
the  readiest  admittance  into  the  palaces  of  the 
West.  The  ornaments  of  style  and  composition 
are  thought  in  England  to  denote  a  vacant  mind. 
If  flowers  exhale  their  fragrance  from  a  silver 
vase,  the  English  doubt  at  once  whether  it  is 
silver.  Their  princes  are  no  cultivators  of  poetry 
and  eloquence ;  which  is  the  more  remarkable, 
as  they  are  fanciers  of  old  porcelain,  and  can  dis- 
tinguish and  estimate  it  almost  as  correctly  as  our 
best  dealers.  They  are  likewise  so  judicious  in 
paintings,  that  they  invariably  buy  from  Dutch 
artists  such  pieces  as  bear  the  nearest  affinity  to 
ours. 

Emperor.  Then,  by  degrees,  Tsing-Ti,  their 
nails  will  lengthen  and  their  feet  contract.  We 
shall  be  all  one  people,  as  the  oldest  sages  have 
foretold. 

Tsing-Ti.  Alas,  sire !  the  youngest  will  never 
live  to  see  that  day.  No  sovran  in  England  ever 


conversed  an  hour  together  with  poet  or  philoso- 
pher ;  many  for  days  and  nights  with  gamesters 
and  other  pickpockets,  especially  the  king  now 
reigning. 

Emperor.  I  have  heard  some  such  reports :  I 
have  also  heard  that  there  are  fewer  of  like 
character  in  the  island  than  on  the  continent. 

Tsing-Ti.  The  English,  although  they  have 
lost  their  religion,  are  still  in  many  of  their 
dealings  the  most  honest  and  abstinent  people  in 
the  world.  I  have  walked  by  the  side  of  a  canal 
in  the  vicinity  of  the  capital,  and  I  have  seen 
rats,  cats,  dogs,  very  delicate  sucking  kittens, 
and  the  tenderest  plumpest  puppies,  and  even  fine 
long  snakes,  green  and  yellow,  of  several  pounds 
each,  enough  to  give  an  appetite  to  an  opium- 
eater  at  day-break.  I  have  seen  them,  sire, 
killed  upon  the  banks,  without  a  man  or  a  woman 
or  a  child  to  guard  them  :  and  I  have  waited  in 
vain,  for  hours  together,  in  the  hope  of  making 
a  contract  for  a  quota  of  the  stock,  the  proprietor 
never  appearing.  In  some  instances  it  has  hap- 
pened that  they  remained  there  until  they  rotted. 
Such  is  the  fertility  of  soil,  and  the  scantiness  of 
population  in  proportion  to  it.  Even  frogs  are 
neglected  as  articles  of  luxury.  I  have  noticed 
some  lying  dead  by  the  side  of  ditches,  having 
been  stoned  by  peasants,  who  would  have  been 
banished  to  the  extremity  of  the  earth  for  attempt- 
ing to  kill  a  granivorous  bird,  or  for  stealing  a 
sour  apple. 

Emperor.  Do  the  English  offer  up  sour  apples 
in  sacrifice  ?  do  they  worship  birds  ? 

Tsing-Ti.  In  public,  no :  what  they  may  do 
privately,  in  the  present  state  of  religion  among 
them,  it  is  difficult  for  a  traveller  to  ascertain. 
Certainly  they  think  differently  on  these  subjects 
from  what  we  read  in  the  history  of  more  ancient 
nations  which  worshipped  brute  animals.  These 
selected  for  preservation  the  creatures  that  bene- 
fited the  husbandman,  by  devouring  the  reptiles 
and  insects,  or  by  rendering  him  some  other  good 
service.  The  English  nobles  preserve  foxes,  that 
kill  his  lambs  ;  hares,  pheasants,  partridges,  that 
consume  his  corn ;  and,  instead  of  remunerating 
him  for  exterminating  the  pests  of  agriculture, 
confiscate  his  property,  condemn  him  to  die  of 
famine,  or,  when  the  sentence  is  mildest,  remove 
him  for  ever  from  that  land  which  he  has 
enriched  with  the  sweat  of  his  brow. 

Emperor.  Tsing-Ti!  it  was  in  a  moment  of 
irritation,  it  was  when  the  rebels  had  sorely 
vexed  me,  that  I  was  malicious  enough  to  think 
of  sending  such  Christians  as  these  among  the 
Tartars. 

Tsing-Ti.  On  the  imperial  footstool  I  lay  the 
few  pieces  of  poetry  I  have  collected  in  England. 
Wishing  to  procure  some  specimens  of  elegant 
handwriting,  I  went  to  my  tailor  and  intreated  his 
recommendation.  It  was  not  'particularly  for  his 
honesty  that  I  selected  him,  but  because  I  had 
found  him  the  most  acute  reasoner  I  had  met  with. 
My  first  acquaintance  was  contracted  with  him  by 
desiring  him  to  mend  a  rent  in  my  dress.  It 


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appeared  to  me  that  his  charge  was  exorbitant, 
and  I  asked  him  whether  he  did  not  think  the 
same. 

"  Certainly  I  do,"  replied  he. 

"  But,  my  friend,  the  price  of  a  new  vest  would 
not  exceed  this  demand." 

"  Certainly  not,"  replied  he,  with  equal  calmness. 
"  To  cut  the  thing  short,  as  we  tailors  are  fond 
of  doing,"  said  he  before  I  could  go  on,  "  it  is  an 
easier  matter  to  make  than  to  mend  :  try  at  a 
speech,  try  at  a  teacup,  try  at  a  wife." 

"  Excuse  me,"  answered  I,  "  we  may  have  trials 
enough  in  this  world  without  that;"  and  gave 
him  the  sum  demanded.  He  told  me  to  take 
his  arm  (a  strange  unwieldy  ^custom  of  the 
English),  and  conducted  me  into  an  alley,  where 
I  found  a  middle-aged  man,  in  a  grey  coat,  em- 
ployed in  transcribing  what  he  told  us  were 
sermons. 

Emperor.  Hold,  Tsing-Ti !  What  species  of 
poetry  may  that  be  1 

Tsing-Ti.  None  whatever,  0  Emperor !  but 
religious  exhortations,  religious  explanations,  or 
religious  damnations,  for  they  all  come  under 
these  three  heads. 

Emperor.  And  pretty  bulky  heads  too. 

Tsing-Ti.  The  grey-coated  man  was  sedulous 
in  transcribing  them  from  printed  books,  into  a 
book  covered  with  black.  He  told  me  that  no 
other  colour  was  serviceable  in  church  (church 
means  pagod),  and  that  it  would  be  shameful  for 
a  preacher,  expositor,  exhorter,  or  damner,  to 
preach  another  man's  words  without  making  it 
appear  that  they  were  his  own.  He  was  to  receive 
a  dollar  for  each  sermon,  from  a  priest  who  had 
three  livings. 

Emperor.  Tsing-Ti !  do  the  rogues  pretend  to 
have  found  out  the  Elixir  ]  Three  livings  !  one 
man  hold  three  livings!  Have  I  any  horse  that 
can  eat  in  any  three  of  my  stables  at  a  time  ? 
Have  I  any  that  can  carry  me  along  three  roads 
at  once  1  It  is  difficult  for  the  best  and  wisest 
man  to  perform  his  duty  of  exhortation  and 
admonition  to  the  near  and  to  the  few :  how 
then  shall  he  perform  it  to  the  distant  and  the 
many] 

Tsing-Ti.  Those  about  the  king  have  sons  and 
brothers,  of  whom  it  is  easier  to  make  priests 
than  to  make  poets,  and  who  would  rather  receive 
twenty  thousand  golden  pieces  annually,  than  the 
two-hundredth  part  only. 

Emperor.  If  this  immense  wealth  belongs  to 
certain  families,  as  appears  to  be  the  case,  yet  the 
king  might  command  them  to  expend  a  portion 
of  it  on  canals  and  roads,  or,  if  there  are  any  poor 
in  the  country,  on  the  poor. 

Tsing-Ti.  A  tenth  of  the  produce  of  the  land, 
and  of  all  the  money  spent  on  it  in  manure  and 
culture  (for  these  are  considered  as  nothing  by  the 
priesthood),  is  paid  annually  to  the  successors  of 
the  Christians.  Out  of  which  tenth,  anciently, 
a  fourth  was  set  apart  by  the  Christians  for  the 
maintenance  of  the  poor.  No  law  whatever  has 
alienated  this  portion  from  its  destination.  There- 


fore on  all  benefices,  which  have  not  regularly 
paid  it,  there  exists  a  just  debt  of  the  arrears. 

This  statement  was  submitted  to  the  consider- 
ation of  the  king's  ministers,  and  farthermore 
that  parliament  should  be  called  upon  to  enforce 
it.  The  ministers,  who  courted  the  people  where 
the  courtship  was  uncostly,  were  very  disdainful 
against  the  author  of  the  proposal,  and  declared 
that  he  was  no  better  than  a  robber. 

Emperor.  Could  that  be  their  real  objection  to 
him] 

Tsing-Ti.  They  declared  him  a  robber  who 
would  plunder  their  relatives  of  their  possessions, 
and  their  children  of  their  inheritance. 

Emperor.  Perhaps  he  was  as  they  said:  for 
robbers  are  clear-sighted,  as  we  find  in  cats,  rats, 
weasels,  and  the  like.  And  it  is  not  probable 
that  there  should  be  in  the  country  any  notorious 
one  quite  unknown  to  them. 

Tsing-Ti.  It  was  found,  on  examination,  that 
he  had  only  robbed  himself;  to  which  they,  reco- 
vering their  courtesy,  said  he  was  very  welcome. 

Emperor.  I  do  not  wonder  that  they  are  loth 
to  alienate  the  rich  possessions  of  the  crown, 
which  it  appears  they  share,  under  the  pretext  of 
religion. 

Tsing-Ti.  This  is  not  the  pretext :  the  pretext 
is,  that  they  can  not  in  their  consciences  bear  to 
hear  of  organic  changes.  Such  is  the  expression  : 
I  am  unable  to  divine  what  it  means. 

Emperor.  Tsing-Ti !  is  it  then  so  long  since 
thou  leftest  thy  country  ]  hast  thou  quite  forgotten 
thy  music  ]  Dost  not  thou  remember  that  the 
organ  creaks  and  grunts,  when  the  foot  presses 
the  pedal  and  the  wind  has  no  direction  ]  But 
organic  changes,  as  the  affected  foola  call  them, 
require  skilful  hands  ;  if  they  have  not  them,  let 
them  get  up  and  give  the  seat  to  those  who  have. 

Tsing-Ti.  Sire  !  the  instrument  is  a  noble  one. 
Children  and  madmen  have  played  upon  it,  and 
its  treasure  of  rich  tones  lies  within  it  still.  Not 
a  pipe  is  impaired ;  not  a  key  is  loosened ;  but 
there  are  impudent  idlers,  who  insist  on  putting 
their  hats  and  gloves  on  it ;  and  the  audience, 
ere  long,  will  throw  them  over  the  rails  of  the 
gallery. 

Emperor.  That  were  violent :  let  them  promote 
them,  by  an  elevation  of  the  foot,  quietly  down- 
stairs, and  break  no  bones. 

Thy  estimate  of  the  sacerdotal  domains,  and 
royalties  annexed  to  them,  must  be  erroneous. 

Tsing-Ti.  May  it  please  your  majesty  !  on  this 
subject  my  information,  I  venture  to  affirm,  is 
both  ample  and  correct.  There  are  yet  remaining 
in  the  White  and  the  Green  Island,  a  dozen  of 
priests  each  of  whom  receives  a  larger  sum  than 
all  the  poets  and  philosophers  of  both  united  have 
received  in  two  thousand  years. 

Emperor.  Prodigious  !  computing  that  one 
thousand  years  have  produced  one  philosopher 
and  one  poet. 

Tsing-Ti.  A  priest  of  the  first  order,  on  which 
it  is  not  incumbent  either  to  preach  or  sing, 
either  to  pray  or  curse,  receives  an  emolument  of 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


which  the  amount  is  greater  than  the  consolidated 
pay  of  a  thousand  soldiers,  composing  the  king's 
body-guard. 

Emperor.  Did  they  tell  thee  this  ? 

Tsing-Ti.  They  did. 

Emperor.  And  dost  thou  believe  it  ? 

Tsing-Ti.  I  do. 

Emperor.  Then,  Tsing-Ti,  thou  hast  belief 
enough  for  both  of  us.  It  is  not  usually  a  kind 
of  dust  that  travellers  are  apt  to  gather.  There 
is,  on  the  contrary,  much  attrition  of  it,  in  gene- 
ral, unless  the  wheels  are  guarded  and  greased. 

But  what  is  the  business  then  of  these  priests? 

Tsing-Ti.  Chiefly  to  lay  their  hands,  through 
a  sack,  on  a  row  of  children's  heads,  to  keep  them 
firm  and  steady  in  the  new  faith. 

Emperor.  I  doubt  whether,  when  the  hand  is 
taken  off,  the  heads  do  not  rise  up  again,  like  the 
keys  of  the  organ  we  talked  about,  and  retain  as 
little  of  the  music.  He  must  very  soon  have  the 
same  to  do  over  again. 

Tsing-Ti.  No,  no,  no ;  that  would  spoil  all. 

Emperor.  This  is  incomprehensible ;  the  salary 
incredible.  I  am  afraid,  Tsing-Ti,  thou  hast 
set  thy  face  against  the  priests,  for  no  better  rea- 
son than  because  thou  couldst  not  find  thy  favou- 
rite Christianity  among  them.  In  what  manner, 
out  of  what  funds,  and  by  whom,  are  they  remu- 
nerated ]  For  to  suppose  the  stout  farmer  will 
let  them  carry  off  his  tenth  sheaf,  would  be  silly, 
let  the  farmer  be  as  learned  as  he  may  in  theology, 
and  as  zealous  to  promote  the  study  of  it.  Come, 
tell  me  this,  and  allow  them  their  deserts. 

Tsing-Ti.  0  my  Emperor !  I  do  indeed,  with 
all  humility,  still  adhere  to  that  humane  and  pure 
religion ;  and  I  may  peradventure  be  disappointed 
and  displeased  at  finding  its  place  made  desolate, 
its  image  thrown  down,  and  what  was  erected 
for  its  support  rendered  the  instrument  of  its 
destruction. 

The  priests  of  the  establishment  which  has 
been  substituted  for  it,  are  not  rewarded  in  pro- 
portion to  their  learning,  their  virtues,  their  zeal, 
or  the  proficiency  of  those  whom  they  instruct. 

Emperor.  Bad  !  bad  !  bad !  how  then? 

Tsing-Ti.  In  proportion  to  the  fertility  of  the 
land  around  them. 

Emperor.  There  spoke  the  honest  man,  the  true 
sage,  the  genuine  Tsing-Ti.  I  approve  of  this  dis- 
pensation :  labour  should  be  thus  remunerated. 
Such  an  example,  set  by  an  order  of  men  who  are 
not  always  the  most  industrious  in  mind  or  body, 
must  produce  an  admirable  effect  on  the  people. 

Tsing-Ti.  They  labour  not,  but  punish  the 
labour  of  others  by  severe  and  unrelenting  exac- 
tion. In  proportion  as  the  farmer  works,  he  pays 
the  priest.  In  proportion  to  the  one's  industry 
rise  the  means  of  the  other's  idleness.  Whether 
the  English  believe  fertility  to  spring  from  the 
sacerdotal  presence,  I  have  never  ascertained. 
Some,  I  apprehend,  are  doubters.  But  this  scep- 
ticism is  become  more  dangerous  than  any  merely 
on  theological  points.  The  performer  has  warmer 
partisans  than  the  composer  of  the  music,  of  which 


truly  the  theme  is  lost  among  fugues  and  varia- 
tions. I  would  not  however  strip  the  better  sort 
of  the  priests  of  their  deserts,  or  call  them  all 
idlers.  Many  are  far  from  it,  and  the  earth  owes 
them  a  portion  of  her  fruits.  I  myself  have  seen 
them  diligent  in  clearing  the  fields  of  birds  and 
vermin  :  I  have  seen  several  on  horseback  .  . . 

Emperor.  Priests  !  priests  on  horseback  ! 

Tsing-Ti.  In  that  posture,  0  my  Emperor !  have 
I  seen  them ;  and,  farthermore,  in  pursuit  of  wild 
animals. 

Emperor.  Conscientious  men !  these  at  least 
would  earn  their  stipends. 

Tsing-Ti.  Even  the  fox  hath  not  escaped  their 
scrutiny.  Some,  I  am  told,  are  not  afraid  of 
handling  a  gun,  and  have  been  known  to  kill 
birds  upon  wing,  at  the  distance  of  many  paces. 

Emperor.  Cormorants  are  vast  and  heavy  bids 
but  are  they  so  tame  in  the  north  ?  and  kites  and 
hawks  do  they  fly  like  ours  1  Well,  if  the  priests 
actually  perform  these  things,  they  are  more  use- 
ful than  I  fancied.  These  must  be  of  a  different 
sect  from  those  who  despoil  the  farmer. 

Tsing-Ti.  The  very  same. 

Emperor.  Ah  Tsing-Ti !  ah  my  friend !  thou 
art  shrewd,  thou  art  observative ;  but  either  thou 
hast  confounded  two  objects,  or  thine  eyes  are  not 
long  enough  to  comprehend  at  once  the  extre- 
mities of  these  strange  creatures,  which  vary  so 
widely  in  their  parts. 

[Thus  spake  the  Emperor,  and  it  was  my  duty  to 
be  in  the  wrong]. 

Emperor.  I  tell  thee  plainly,  0  Tsing-Ti ! '  that 
I  was  puzzled  how  to  sow  dissensions  among  the 
Tartar  tribes,  unless  I  could  introduce  Christianity 
among  them.  But  thy  discourse  hath  convinced 
me  that,  weakened  as  it  is  in  virulence,  enough 
of  it  remains  in  Europe  to  serve  my  purposes,  if 
they  should  rise  up  again  in  arms.  It  will  be 
worth  my  while  to  order  a  cargo  by  the  next  East 
India  fleet.  I  will  breathe  upon  these  trouble- 
some marauders  such  a  blast  from  that  quarter, 
as  shall  cover  and  hide  for  ever  the  names  of  Khu- 
Li-Chang  and  Chin-Ki-Se-Han.*  What  an  advan- 
tage to  our  Celestial  Empire,  not  only  to  abolish  all 
combination  and  concord  from  the  tents  of  our 
enemy,  but  likewise  to  decimate  his  cavalry,  his 
curds,  and  whey;  to  throw  the  soldier  out  of  the 
stirrup,  and  toss  the  priest  into  it !  Thou  shalt 
indulge  in  thy  own  fancies,  and  none  shall  ever 
molest  thee,  for  thou  art  kind  and  quiet.  Chris- 
tianity makes  such  men  even  better  than  they 
were  before.  Like  wine,  it  brings  out  every 
humour.  The  ferocious  it  renders  more  ferocious, 
the  exacting  more  exacting,  the  hypocritical  more 
hypocritical,  the  austere  more  austere;  and  it 
lays  more  gracefully  on  the  gentle  breast  the 
folded  hands  of  devotion.  Such  are  the  observa- 
tions of  our  forefathers  on  the  Jesuits  and  their 
disciples,  whose  religion  (they  pretended)  was 
founded  on  Christianity.  I  know  not  whether, 
in  theirs,  there  were  more  than  four  things  which 


*  Kouli  Khan'and  Gengiz  Khan. 


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diverged  from  it :  they  lied,  they  sought  riches, 
they  persecuted,  and  they  murdered.  These  are 
the  principal  divergences  from  the  ordinances  of 
Christ ;  several  others  were  proved  against  them, 
but  rather  as  private  men  than  as  a  public  body, 
and  prevalent  in  other  religions  to  nearly  the  same 
extent.  I  never  could  discover  how  long  the 
Christian  continued  in  any  part  of  Europe.  In 
Asia  the  habits  and  institutions  of  men  are  of 
much  longer  duration  :  there,  in  one  extremely 
small  part  indeed,  we  know  from  good  authority, 
it  existed  (we  can  not  say  flourished)  about  six 
centuries.  Every  other  had  lasted  longer,  and 
that  which  succeeded  it  has  continued  double 
the  time,  and  with  much  less  deviation. 

Tsing-Ti.  Yet  a  purer  law  was  never  laid 
down,  gentler  maxims  never  inculcated,  better 
example  never  given. 

Emperor.  How  then  could  the  religion  pass 
away  so  soon  ? 

Tsing-Ti.  For  those  very  reasons.  Eeligions 
may  differ,  but  priests  are  similar  in  all  countries. 
They  will  have  blood,  they  will  have  mysteries, 
they  will  have  money ;  they  will  threaten,  they 
will  persecute,  they  will  command. 

Emperor.  Not  here . 

Tsing-Ti.  For  which  reason  the  empire  has 
lasted  long;  fathers,  and  princes  who  resemble 
them,  are  respected ;  and  the  nation,  though  sur- 
rounded by  barbarians,  by  predatory  and  warlike 
tribes,  has  enjoyed  more  peace  and  prosperity  than 
any  other.  Industry  and  quiet,  charity  and  hospi- 
tality, cleanly  and  frugal  habits,  are  always  in 
exact  proportion  to  the  poverty  and  paucity  of 
the  priesthood.  This  is  the  only  important  truth 
I  have  learned  with  certainty  in  my  travels. 

Emperor.  Strange  indeed  !  that  neither  Eng- 
lish nor  Americans  have  betrayed  the  secret, 
that  Christianity  was  extirpated  from  among 
them. 

Tsing-Ti.  The  establishment  or  abolition  of  a 
religion,  is  a  less  matter  in  the  view  of  an  Ame- 
rican, than  the  sowing  of  a  corn-field,  or  the 
killing  of  a  snake.  The  English  have  better  rea- 
sons for  their  silence.  The  Christian  priests  had 
rich  possessions  :  people  still  dress  and  read  and 
preach  like  them,  and  call  themselves  by  the  name, 
and  drag  any  man  into  a  court  of  justice  who  says 
they  are  not  Christians.  They  hold  the  lands  of 
the  ancient  priests  on  this  tenure ;  which  priests, 
before  they  were  ejected,  made  a  joke  of  the  voca- 
tion, as  they  called  their  trade  ;  but  ejection  is  a 
bitter  antidote  to  jocularity. 

Emperor.  I  do  not  wonder  that  those  who  occupy 
the  places  of  the  priests,  and  dress  and  speak  like 
them,  should  be  angry  at  being  called  by  any  other 
name  than  that  under  which  they  hold  their  pro- 
perty :  my  wonder  is,  why  the  conditions  should 
have  been  imposed,  since  the  nation  has  no  taste 
for  any  particle  of  the  old  religion. 

Tsing-Ti.  There  are  some  occasions  on  which 
it  is  thought  decorous  to  relax  a  little  in  the  per- 
tinacity of  adherence  to  the  name.  For  instance, 
they  do  not  expect  you  to  call  them  by  it,  and  are 


almost  angry  if  you  do,  when  they  are  dancing  or 
drinking  or  dicing,  or  riding  in  pursuit  of  foxes, 
or  occupied  in  the  humaner  recreation  of  unap- 
propriated girls,  of  which  there  are  as  many  in 
the  streets  of  London,  as  we  hear  there  are  of  dogs 
unappropriated  in  Stamboul. 

Emperor.  Well  governed  and  abundant  country 
must  be  Turkey,  wherein  even  the  poor  can  see 
dogs  about  the  streets,  and  yet  abstain  from 
filching  a  cutlet  or  an  ear. 

Tsing-Ti.  The  dogs  must  be  very  old  and  thin, 
or  the  Turks  must  fear  that  poison  has  been  given 
them  by  the  Franks;  for  human  forbearance 
hath  its  limits,  and  Hunger  hears  neither  Ulemah 
nor  Kadi. 

Emperor.  As  thou  didst  not  travel  far  beyond 
the  limits  of  London,  which,  according  to  the 
map  laid  at  the  feet  of  my  father  by  Mak  ArTni, 
the  mandarin,  occupies  only  a  small  portion  of 
the  British  isles .  .  but  first,  is  that  true  ] 

Tsing-Ti.  Perfectly. 

Emperor.  I  ask  the  question,  because  a  French- 
man would  persuade  my  minister,  in  the  name  of 
His  Most  Christian  Majesty,  that  although  Lon- 
don is  nearly  the  whole  of  Britain,  and  encroaches 
far  upon  Ireland,  yet  it  might  be  contained  in  the 
court-yard  of  His  Most  Christian  Majesty,  Lu  Is 
the  Eighteenth. 

Tsing-Ti.  No,  nor  in  his  belly,  capacious  as  he 
was,  and  worthy  of  reigning.  But  the  French 
have  always  undervalued  the  English,  since  the 
English  conquered  and  rendered  them  tributary  : 
and  the  Englishman  has  always  looked  up  to  the 
Frenchman,  since  he  threw  the  Frenchman  down 
and  tied  his  wrists  behind  him. 

Emperor.  I  was  about  to  ask  thee  whether  thou 
art  quite  certain,  0  Tsing-Ti,  that  some  latent 
spark  of  Christianity  may  not  possibly  be  found 
under  the  ashes,  in  the  remoter  parts  of  the 
country. 

Tsing-Ti.  I  have  heard  it,  and  do  believe  it. 

Emperor.  Imaginest  thou  that  thou  canst  com- 
putate,  by  approximation,  the  number  of  Chris- 
tians now  existing  in  the  world  ? 

Tsing-  Ti.  I  believe  the  number  of  Christians  in  the 
world  is  about  the  same  as  the  number  of  Parsees. 
These  two  religions  are  the  purest  in  existence. 
That  of  the  Parsees  was  always  good,  always  rigo- 
rously observed  ;  and  those  who  followed  it  were 
always  temperate,  hospitable,  and  veracious.  It 
does  not  appear  that  the  followers  of  the  Christian 
were  remarkable  for  these  qualities,  first  or  last ; 
yet  certainly  they  were  much  better  than  those 
who  have  succeeded  to  their  houses  and  dresses, 
and  who  (in  England  at  least)  seize  for  their  own 
use  what  the  Christian  priests  gave  partly  to  the 
infirm,  partly  to  the  poor,  partly  to  the  traveller, 
and  partly  to  the  stranger.  Before  I  had  heard  of 
the  revolution  in  religion,  my  heart  bounded  at 
the  pleasure  I  expected  to  communicate,  in  taking 
a  frugal  repast  with  a  minister  of  Christ.  I  de- 
sired the  captain,  who  was  much  my  friend,  to  con- 
duct me,  not  mentioning  to  him  the  purport  of  my 
visit,  and  happy  to  hear  that  he  must  return  when 

K2 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


he  had  knocked  at  the  door  for  me,  I  being  un- 
willing to  trouble  the  religious  man  with  a  second 
guest,  who  was  neither  poor  nor  a  stranger  in  the 
land.  A  female  of  pleasurable  aspect  opened  the 
door,  and  complimented  me  on  my  facility  in  the 
language,  and  examined  my  dress  not  less  atten- 
tively with  her  hands  than  her  eyes.  Her  master 
heard  her,  and  cried  "  What  the  devil  does  that 
fellow  want  1 "  looking  at  me  all  the  while. 

"  I  am  come,"  said  I,  "  to  break  bread  with  thee, 
0  minister  of  Christ !  " 

"  TJiee  !  "  cried  he,  with  anger  and  disdain :  for 
in  England  and  France  every  man  must  be  ad- 
dressed as  four  or  five ;  in  other  parts  of  Europe, 
as  a  young  lady.  He  took  me  violently  by  the 
collar  and  threw  me  out  of  the  house ;  and  a  few 
minutes  afterward  a  more  civil  person  came  up  to 
me,  desiring  me  to  follow  him,  and  to  answer  for 
myself  before  a  justice  of  the  peace.  My  heart 
again  bounded :  what  delightful  words,  justice  ! 
peace!  I  told  him  I  had  no  complaint  to  make. 
"Come  along,"  said  he;  and  I  rejoiced  at  his 
earnestness.  I  was  brought  before  a  member  of 
parliament,  whose  father  (I  heard)  was  as  famous 
for  flogging  boys,  as  the  member  is  for  torturing 
men.  He  heard  me  without  deigning  to  answer ; 
and  said  to  my  conductor, 

"  Take  the  fellow  to  the  treadmill." 

I  do  not  regret  my  inability  to  give  an  account  of 
this  place,  since  it  appears  to  be  a  place  of  punish- 
ment. At  the  door  I  met  my  captain,  who  was 
introducing  another  inmate  for  theft.  He  asked 
me  what  I  was  doing  there.  I  replied  that  I  be- 
lieved I  was  about  to  have  the  honour 'of  dining 
there  with  a  member  of  the  church,  and  a  mem- 
ber of  the  parliament ;  the  dignity  of  the  latter 
having  been  imparted  to  me  on  the  road.  After 
some  explanation  from  me  in  the  presence  of  the 
miller,  he  prevailed  on  that  worthy  tradesman  to 
allow  me  a  chair  in  his  parlour,  and,  in  about  an 
hour,  returned  with  an  elderly  man,  also  a  mem- 
ber of  parliament,  who  heard  me  in  my  defence, 
and  laughed  heartily.  In  fine,  I  was  constrained 
to  order  my  dinner  in  another  place,  having  first 
thanked  the  captain,  and  expressed  a  wish  that 
we  might  meet  again. 

"Not  here,  I  hope,  Mr.  Tsing-Ti!"  said  my 
friend  :  "  I  like  dancing  upon  my  own  deck  better 
than  upon  yon  fellow's."  He  shook  my  hand,  and 
went  away  :  I  never  saw  him  after. 

Emperor.  I  wonder  the  King  of  England  does 
not  introduce  a  few  specimens  of  better  precepts 
and  better  religions.  If  he  has  never  heard  of 
ours,  and  those  of  Thibet,  there  are  some  very 
excellent  in  his  own  dominions  of  India. 

Tsing-Ti.  The  people  about  his  late  majesty 
frightened  him;  telling  him  that,  if  he  pulled 
down  an  altar  at  the  extremity  of  his  kingdom, 
his  throne  would  fall  at  the  same  moment,  and 
that  he  would  fracture  a  thigh  at  the  least.  This 
was  whispered  to  me  ;  so  was  what  shall  follow. 
Being  corpulent,  as  becomes  his  station,  he 
greatly  dreaded  a  broken  thigh,  and  paid  seve- 
ral carpenters,  whom  he  maintained  in  an  old 


chapel,  to  knock  nails  every  year  into  the  altars 
throughout  the  country,  and  to  lay  their  rules 
stoutly,  and  occasionally  their  hammers,  on  the 
backs  of  those  people  who  would  over-curiously 
try  whether  the  said  altars  are  upright,  and  what 
timber  they  are  made  of.  The  carpenters  are  at 
once  the  greatest  chatterers  and  the  greatest 
rogues  in  the  whole  community,  and  enjoy  the 
privilege  of  exemption  from  the  payment  of  their 
debts. 

Emperor.  From  what  province  are  they  ? 

Tsing-Ti.  From  all :  every  city  sends  to  the 
old  chapel,  for  the  king's  service,  those  whom  the 
citizens  are  afraid  to  trust  for  mutton  and  beef,  or 
to  leave  too  near  their  wives  and  daughters, 
making  each  one  promise  he  will  furnish  them 
with  nails  and  chips,  and  little  reflecting  that 
for  every  nail  they  must  give  an  iron-mine,  and 
for  every  chip  a  forest.  At  last  the  king's  ma- 
jesty chose  a  proper  fellow  to  superintend  his  bu- 
siness. A  clamorous  old  ringleader,  who  worked 
upstairs,  was  desired  to  walk  down.  He  begged, 
with  tears  in  his  eyes,  permission  to  stay  half  an 
hour  longer,  and  spent  it  in  picking  up  pins  on 
the  floor.  Unbending  his  back  from  this  labo- 
rious function,  he  groaned  heavily,  went  home, 
and  prevailed  on  his  wife,  after  a  long  entreaty,  to 
promise  him  two  sheep-tails  to  sit  upon,  as  he  had 
been  used  to  a  cushion  of  wool.  His  wife  bought 
only  one  sheep-tail,  apprising  him  that,  cutting 
it  cleverly  through  the  middle,  it  would  serve  the 
purpose  of  two.  He  threw  up  his  eyes  to  heaven, 
and  thanked  God  for  inspiring  her  to  save  the 
family  from  ruin,  when  his  thoughts  were  dis- 
tracted by  his  tribulations.  Carpenters,  who 
formerly  were  criers  in  the  courts,  were  clamorous 
in  their  assembly.  An  old  soldier  walked  among 
them  with  the  look  of  an  eagle  :  he  made  no 
reply,  but  (it  is  reported)  he  opened  a  drawer, 
and  showed  them  a  Peruvian  glue,  admirable 
for  sticking  lips  together :  the  very  sight  of 
it  draws  them  close.  He  has  promised  to  all 
those  who  work  under  him  a  continuance  of 
their  wages,  but  threatens  the  refractory  with 
dismissal. 

Emperor.  I  fancied  the  English  were  intract- 
able and  courageous. 

Tsing-Ti.  To  others.  Dogs  know  that  dogs 
have  sharp  teeth,  and  that  calves  have  flat  ones. 
The  man  who  has  the  purse  in  his  own  fist,  has 
the  sword  in  his  servant's. 

Emperor.  Proverbs,  0  Tsing-Ti !  prove  one 
man  wise,  but  rarely  make  another  so.  Expe- 
rience, adversity,  and  affliction,  impress  divine 
lessons  deeply. 

Tsing-Ti.  Then  the  English  are  the  most 
learned  people  upon  earth.  Those  they  have  con- 
quered leave  the  table  of  the  conquerors  without 
bread  and  salt  upon  it;  those  they  have  protected 
strip  off  them  the  last  shirt ;  and,  while  they  sit 
and  scratch  their  shoulders,  they  agree  to  praise 
in  letters  of  gold,  and  on  monuments  of  marble, 
the  wisdom  of  such  as  misguided,  and  the  inte- 
grity of  such  as  ruined  them. 


EMPEROR  OP  CHINA  AND  TSING-TI. 


133 


SIXTH   AUDIENCE. 

Emperor.  I  am  curious  of  any  fresh  and  certain 
information,  about  a  country  which  appears  to  be 
separated  from  others  more  widely  in  character 
than  in  locality.  May  we  not  surmise,  that  a 
fragment  of  a  star  hath  dropped,  with  two  or  three 
of  its  inhabitants,  on  this  part  of  our  globe  ? 

Tsing-Ti.  Highly  probable.  Even  yet  there 
appears  a  strange  disinclination  in  the  English  to 
associate  with  those  of  other  regions.  Their 
neighbours  meet  a  foreigner  with  a  smile  and  a 
salutation  :  the  English  withdraw  from  him  star- 
ing and  frowning,  as  if  the  fright  of  the  fall  were 
recent,  and  the  intent  of  the  stranger  worse  than 
uncertain.  The  rest  of  the  Europeans  give  indi- 
cations of  good  will  or  good  manners,  by  an  em- 
brace, or  an  interchange  of  the  hand,  or  by  inser- 
tion of  their  noses  into  that  portion  of  the  hair 
which  grows  between  the  ear  and  the  chin,  and 
which,  being  to  them  what  the  interior  of  the  tail 
is  to  dogs,  they  nourish  for  that  purpose.  You 
must  bruise  an  Englishman's  face  into  the  figure 
and  dimensions  of  a  football,  ere  he  can  discern 
to  his  satisfaction  that  he  ought  to  recognise  you 
as  a  friend.  To  this  obliquity  and  perversity  I 
must  attribute  it,  that  every  ordinance  of  Jesus 
Christ  hath  been  cast  aside  by  him,  having  first 
ascertained  the  fact,  that  every  one  hath  been 
thus  rejected,  on  the  authority  of  a  public 
preacher.  He  sat  in  a  sort  of  tub  or  barrel,  over 
which  was  suspended  by  a  chain  (not  without 
some  support  from  the  hinder  part  of  the  barrel) 
the  cover  of  a  wine-press,  at  the  height  of  about 
two  feet  above  his  head.  He  smiled  at  his  audi- 
tors ;  called  them  his  brothers,  though  there  were 
before  him  more  of  the  female  sex  than  of  the 
male ;  and  assured  them  that,  according  to  the 
Book  of  Glad  Tidings,  the  greater  part  of  them 
must  inevitably  go  to  the  devil,  and  gnash  their 
teeth  eternaUy.  Upon  which,  he  and  his  audience 
began  to  sing  and  ogle ;  and  I  saw  among  them 
several  sets  of  teeth  which  I  thought  too  pretty 
for  their  destination ;  and  several  mouths,  on  the 
contrary,  which  never  could  pay  the  penalty  de- 
nounced. A  young  person  sat  beside  me  beat- 
ing time,  but  beating  it  where  it  was  impossible 
she  should  hear  it,  and  seeming  to  provoke  an  ac- 
companiment. A  sallow  man  under  the  preacher, 
a  man  with  watery  eyes,  not  unlike  a  duck's  in 
form  and  colour,  and  with  nostrils  opening  and 
shutting,  and  with  a  mouth  semicircular  in  front, 
and  drawn  upward  at  the  corners,  caught  me  by 
the  elbow  as  I  left  the  temple,  and  told  me  the 
labourer  was  worthy  of  his  hire.  I  did  not  com- 
prehend his  meaning,  and  perhaps  might  have 
stared  at  him  for  an  explanation,  when  an  agricul- 
turist came  up  between  us,  to  whom  I  bowed,  and 
said,  "  He  means  you."  The  agriculturist  made 
me  no  answer,  but  said  to  the  other,  "  He  looks 
like  a  Dutch  sailor  in  his  holiday  suit."  And 
turning  to  me,  "  Master,  I  say,  tip  him  five  shil- 
lings :  he  comes  but  once  a  quarter,  and  damns 
the  parish,  he  and  his  parson,  at  a  reasonable 


rate."  Then  winking,  "  If  you  sleep  at  the  Green 
Dragon,  he  will  see  that  your  bed  is  warmed  to 
your  wish,  and  sing  you  a  stave  at  the  opening  of 
the  service."  In  fact,  such  was  the  good  man's 
gratitude,  he  brought  me  his  daughter  at  dusk  ; 
which  is  often  done  in  London,  although  not  so 
often,  we  may  suppose,  as  in  the  time  of  the 
Christians.  I  wish  the  young  woman  had  pro- 
fited by  the  father's"  example,  and  had  rather 
asked  for  money  than  run  off  with  it. 

The  love  of  the  generous  man  expands  and  dis- 
plays itself  in  the  sunshine  of  his  liberality ;  the 
love  of  the  wise  man  reposes  in  the  shade  of  his 
discretion.  Neither  of  these  was  left  to  my  choice; 
and,  0  Emperor !  friend  of  my  youth !  I  lost  at 
once  my  money,  my  watch,  and  my  silk  trousers. 

Emperor.  I  can  hail  and  rain  and  overflood 
with  money ;  watches  I  have  many  as  stars  are  iu 
the  firmament ;  and  with  silk  I  can  array  the 
earth,  and  cover  the  billows  of  the  ocean.  Money 
take  thou  from  my  coffers  with  both  hands.  Take 
forty-four  robes  from  my  closet,  called  the  closet 
of  ambergris,  all  worn  by  the  members  of  my  im- 
perial house,  some  by  the  bravest  and  most  an- 
cient of  our  ancestors,  and  many  flowered  with 
verses  and  proverbs.  Take  likewise  what  watches 
thou  needest  and  approvest,  from  the  wall  of  any 
edifice  in  my  gardens,  in  most  of  which  there  are 
hundreds  to  relieve  the  tiresomeness  we  suffer 
from  the  rude  obstreperance  of  the  birds  in 
spring. 

Tsing-Ti.  0  Emperor !  friend  of  my  youth  ! 
one  watch  suffices,  and  be  it  any  one  plain  and 
good.  In  the  vestments  I  would  make  a  selection ; 
not  taking  what  the  bravest  or  most  ancient  of 
our  Emperors  have  sanctified,  nor  much  regarding 
the  literature  impressed  on  them,  which  I  am  afraid 
the  moths  may  have  divided  into  somewhat  too 
minute  paragraphs,  and  dramatised  with  unne- 
cessary interjections. 

Emperor.  Thou  shalt  then  have  forty-four 
newer :  twenty-two  of  them  flowered  with  gold, 
sixteen  hung  with  pearls,  and  six  interwoven  with 
my  father's  verses. 

Tsing-Ti.  These  six  will  never  wear  out :  the 
others  too  will  preserve  through  many  ages  the 
odour  of  my  gratitude,  and  the  richer  fragrance 
of  my  prince's  love. 

Emperor.  It  is  much  to  be  regretted  that  the 
better  religion  of  the  English  was  little  durable. 

Tsing-Ti.  Religions,  like  teas,  suffer  by  passing 
the  salt  water. 

Emperor.  Kong-Fu-Tsi  wrote  not  this. 

Tsing-Ti.  He  wrote  it  not. 

Emperor.  Write  it  thou  on  the  blank  leaf  at 
the  termination  of  his  sayings,  in  that  copy  which 
my  ancestor,  Chow-Hi,  of  blessed  memory, 
bought  at  the  expense  of  a  rice-ground  in  Wong- 
Wa,  and  of  the  tea-cup  called  Chang-Chang,  trans- 
parent and  thin  as  a  white  rose-leaf,  though  a 
soldier's  span  in  diameter,  and  little  short  of  a 
lawyer's ;  and  so  smooth,  that  (it  is  written  in  our 
chronicles)  flies  have  broken  their  legs  in  attempt- 
ing to  climb  it. 


134 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


Taing-Ti.  They  must  have  been  young  ones,  or 
very  decrepit. 

Emperor.  The  chronicles  of  my  ancestors  do 
not  commemorate  that  particular,  nor  offer  a  con- 
jecture at  their  ages. 

Tsing-Ti.  History  is  much  improved  of  late,  and 
chiefly  by  the  sedulity  of  the  English.  In  Eng- 
land we  should  have  known  all  about  it,  to  a  day, 
and  some  duels  would  have  been  fought,  and 
many  calumnies  and  curses  dealt  reciprocally  in 
the  outset.  For  although  their  denominations  in 
hostility  are  much  longer  and  much  more  ponde- 
rous than  ours,  they  cast  them  with  great  dexte- 
rity and  velocity.  The  English  historians  are 
double-handed. 

Emperor.  So  are  ours. 

Tsing-Ti.  But  theirs] keep  one  hand  for  his- 
tory, the  other  for  controversy;  the  one  being 
blackened  with  ink,  the  other  with  gunpowder. 
Their  favourite  words  anciently  were  saint  and 
hero ;  the  present  in  fashion  are  rogue  and  rebel. 
One  of  their  kings  ordered  the  bones  of  his 
father's  enemies  to  be  disinterred,  long  after  their 
burial.  This  monarch  seems  to  unite  more  suf- 
frages from  the  modern  historians  than  any  other, 
and  their  works  relating  to  his  reign  are  enriched 
with  more  sermons,  and  pleadings,  and  opinions 
of  counsel,  and  depositions  of  witnesses. 

Emperor.  Such  histories,  with  their  depositions, 
must  be  as  unsavoury  as  the  oldest  street  in  Can- 
ton ;  and,  with  their  sermons  and  pleadings  and 
opinions,  must  be  equally  long  and  crooked. 

Tsing-Ti.  The  English,  like  the  ants,  follow 
one  another  in  a  regular  line,  through  wet  and 
dry,  their  leaders  choosing  in  preference  those 
places  which  have  a  pungent  odour. 

Emperor.  Nay,  nay,  Tsing-Ti !  thou  dislikest 
them  for  disappointing  thee  in  thy  favourite  reli- 
gion. 

Tsing-Ti.  Certainly  I  do  not  like  them  the 
better  for  it :  but  I  love  my  country  and  my  em- 
peror the  more  when  I  return  and  see  the  tolera- 
tion of  every  sect  and  creed.  What  a  strange 
institution  is  prevalent  in  Europe  !  Christianity 
is  known  and  confessed  to  be  so  excellent  and 
divine  a  thing,  that  no  man  is  permitted  at  once 
to  be  a  Christian  and  to  call  himself  so.  He 
may  take  which  division  he  likes :  he  may  practise 
the  ordinances  of  Christ  without  assuming  the 
name,  or  he  may  assume  the  name  on  condition 
that  he  abstain  from  the  ordinances.  However, 
it  is  whispered  that  several  whole  families  are 
privileged,  and  neither  deny  that  they  are  Chris- 
tians, nor  abstain  with  any  rigour  from  the  duties 
enjoined.  I  was  but  a  year  in  the  country :  I  say 
only  what  I  have  heard.  Often  that  which  is 
beautiful  at  a  distance,  loses  its  effect  as  we  ap- 
proach it.  The  cloud  whereon  the  departing  sun 
pours  his  treasures,  which  he  invests  with  purple 
and  gold,  and  appears  to  leave  as  a  representative 
not  unworthy  of  himself,  fills  us  with  gladness, 
pure  and  chastened,  from  the  horizon  ;  but  is  the 
mountain  it  hath  rested  on  less  dreary  and  less 
sterile  the  day  after  1  I  was  a  Christian  when  I 


quitted  my  native  land  :  I  return  to  my  native 
land,  and  am  a  Christian.  My  tears  fell  abun- 
dantly, genially,  sweetly,  on  first  reading  the  ser- 
mon of  the  blessed  Teacher  to  his  disciples. 
How  I  wished  to  press  my  brow  upon  the  herbs 
below  him,  in  ttae  midst  of  that  faithful  and  frater- 
nal multitude !  How  I  wished  to  humble  it,  even 
unto  the  insects,  and  so  quiet  my  heart  for  ever 
by  its  just  abasement ! 

When  I  had  resided  a  short  time  in  England,  I 
began  to  suspect  that  some  few  sentences  were 
interpolated  by  Act  of  Parliament ;  such  as, 

"  If  any  man  will  sue  thee  at  law,  and  take  away  thy 
coat,  let  him  have  thy  cloak  also." 

And  again,  speaking  of  prisons, 

"  Thou  shalt  by  no  means  come  out  thence  till  tbou  hast 
paid  the  uttermost  farthing." 

I  saw  several  poor  soldiers  in  the  streets,  who 
had  been  in  Egypt  about  the  time  (I  suspect)  when 
Christianity  was  breathing  her  last.  They  were 
holy  men,  but  somewhat  more  addicted  to  the 
ancient  part  of  the  Bible  than  to  the  newer,  calling 
often  upon  God  to  confound  and  damn  this  person 
and  that.  However  they  had  observed  with  punc- 
tuality the  hardest  of  the  more  recent  command- 
ments ;  which  is, 

"  If  thine  eye  offend  thee,  pluck  it  out  and  cast  it  from 
thee ;  for  it  is  profitable  for  thee  that  one  of  thy  members 
should  perish,  and  not  that  thy  whole  body  should  be 
cast  into  hell.  And  if  thy  right  hand  offend  thee,  cut 
it  off  and  cast  it  from  thee." 

The  precept  is  plain;  the  reasons,  I  imagine, 
are  parliamentary.  However,  there  were  many 
who  thought  them  quite  sufficient,  and  who  not 
only  cut  off  the  hand  but  the  arm  likewise.  Won- 
derful in  how  short  a  time  so  complete  a  change 
was  effected  ! 

I  myself  did  not  aim  precipitately  at  this 
perfection,  but,  in  order  to  be  well  received  in 
the  country,  I  greatly  wished  the  favour  of  a 
blow  on  the  right  cheek.  Unfortunately  I  got 
several  on  the  left  before  I  succeeded.  At  last  I 
was  so  happy  as  to  make  the  acquisition  of  a  most 
hearty  cuff  under  the  socket  of  the  right  eye, 
giving  me  all  those  vague  colours  which  we  Chi- 
nese reduce  into  regular  features,  or  into  strange 
postures  of  the  body,  by  means  of  glasses.  As 
soon  as  I  knew  positively  whether  my  head  was 
remaining  on  my  neck  or  not,  I  turned  my  left 
cheek  for  the  testimony  of  my  faith.  The  assail- 
ant cursed  me  and  kicked  me;  the  by-standers, 
instead  of  calling  me  Christian,  called  me  Turk 
and  Malay ;  and,  instead  of  humble  and  modest, 
the  most  impudent  dog  and  devil  they  had  ever 
set  eyes  upon.  I  fell  on  my  knees,  and  praised 
God,  since  at  last  I  had  been  admitted  into  so 
pure  and  pious  a  country,  that  even  this  action 
was  deemed  arrogant  and  immodest.  Seeing  a 
Jew  on  my  return  (as  I  soon  found  he  was)  who 
had  several  things  to  sell,  I  asked  of  him  whether 
lie  had  any  medicine  good  for  the  contusion  of  my 
cheek-bone. 

"  Come  along  with  me,"  said  he. 


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135 


We  entered  an  alley;  he  unlocked  a  door  in  the 
narrowest  part  of  it,  and  conducted  me  to  the 
summit  of  the  house.  His  wife  and  children  ran 
out  to  meet  him ;  and  a  little  girl  had  caught  him 
by  the  hand  before  any  of  the  party  saw  that  a 
stranger  was  behind;  for  the  stairs  were  narrow 
and  dark.  The  exuberance  of  pleasure  was  re- 
pressed. The  little  girl  did  not  loose  her  father's 
hand,  nor  did  the  mother  draw  her  back,  although 
she  held  her  by  the  arm.  The  little  girl  looked 
steadfastly  at  me,  and  then  loosed  her  father's 
hand,  and  turned  her  back  toward  me,  and  placed 
her  finger,  I  conjecture,  to  her  ej-e.  But  the 
mother  was  excusing  her  dress,  and  her  ignorance 
how  to  receive  such  a  personage,  when  the  child, 
impatient  that  her  signs  were  ineffectual,  cried, 
"  0  mother !  can  not  you  see  how  he  is  bruised  ] " 

The  words  had  scarcely  escaped  her  lips,  before 
the  father  brought  a  white  liquid  in  a  teacup,  and 
said  calmly,  "  Rachel !  put  down  your  hands  from 
above  your  head,  and  neither  grieve  nor  wonder, 
but  help."  I  imagine  I  had  been  detained  on  the 
outside  of  the  door,  until  several  things  were  re- 
moved from  the  crowded  and  small  apartment,  in 
which  the  air  had  by  no  means  all  the  benefit  it 
might  have  had  from  its  elevation.  When  I 
entered  it  and  came  fully  into  the  light,  every  face, 
excepting  the  husband's,  expressed  the  most  tender 
pity.  Rachel  had  scarcely  touched  me  with  the 
cooling  remedy,  ere  she  said  she  was  sure  she  hurt 
me.  The  little  girl  said  to  me,  "  let  me  do  it," 
and  "  It  does  not  hurt  at  all.  See !  I  have  put 
some  on  the  same  place  in  my  own  cheek,"  and 
then  whispered  in  the  mother's  ear,  "  can  not  you 
encourage  him  better  ]  does  he  cry  1 " 

Then  escaped  me  those  words,  0  my  Emperor 
and  friend !  those  which  never  before  fell  from 
me,  and  which  I  do  believe  are  original,  "  Yes,  a 
wise  man  may  marry." 

The  husband  did  not  confine  his  inquiries  to 
the  cause  of  what  he  called  the  quarrel ;  and  on 
my  saying  that  I  never  could  have  expected  so 
little  of  commiseration,  so  little  of  assistance,  from 
Christians,  "  Why  not,"  cried  he  abruptly.  "  Are 
Turks  more  cruel]"  "I  can  not  speak  of  the 
Turks,"  said  I,  "  but  I  could  Avish  that  so  pure  and 
so  pious  a  sect  as  the  Christians  were  humaner." 

I  then  began  to  ask  questions  in  my  turn ;  cer- 
tainly not,  whether  he  was  among  the  professing 
or  the  acting ;  but  how  long  ago  it  was  forbidden 
that  the  same  person  should  be  both  ?  He  began 
to  feel  my  head,  unceremoniously,  in  places  where 
there  were  no  bruises,  and  thought  it  would  be 
better  for  me  to  lose  a  little  blood,  as  an  ugly  blow 
might  be  unlucky  to  the  brain.  The  wife  made 
signs  to  him,  but  could  not  stop  him ;  and  her 
anxiety  that  he  should  desist,  only  urged  him  to 
explain  and  defend  himself.  The  little  girl  slipped 
away! 

"  We  children  of  Abraham,"  said  he,  "  have  our 
law  and  keep  it ;  while  every  year  some  new  fun- 
gus, whiter  or  blacker,  more  innocent  or  more 
poisonous,  springs  from  the  scatterings  of  the  old 
dunghill,  forked  up  and  littered  and  trimmed 


within  the  walls  of  Rome.  Persecution  has  not 
shaken  us  nor  our  fathers :  we  hold  fast  by  their 
robes,  and  are  burnt  or  stoned  together." 

The  wife  lifted  up  her  hands,  and  said  nothing : 
but  a  boy,  about  five  years  old,  seeing  her 
hands  lifted  up,  knelt  under  them  and  asked  her 
blessing  :  she  gave  it,  shedding  tears  over  him. 
The  husband  too  himself  was  moved;  for  no- 
thing rouses  the  soul  like  another's  patient  suf- 
fering. He  likewise  was  moved;  but  less  with 
tenderness  than  indignation. 

"  They  have  burned,  yes,"  cried  he,  "  they  have 
burned  even  such  as  thou  art,  0  my  Abel !  " 

Here  he  entered  into  historical  facts,  so  hor- 
rible and  atrocious,  that  the  princes  of  .Europe 
thought  it  expedient  to  unite,  and  to  exert  their 
utmost  authority,  in  order  that  two  of  the  perpe- 
trators might  be  kept  on  their  thrones,  against 
the  reclamation  of  their  subjects;  these  two 
having  repeatedly  committed  perjury,  and  re- 
peatedly attempted  parricide. 

Emperor.  And  the  other  kings  aided  and  as- 
sisted them  ! 

Tsing-Ti.  AH,  all :  never  were  they  unanimous 
before.  These  kings,  it  is  reported,  are  of  differ- 
ent sects;  yet  they  most  formally  agreed,  and 
most  solemnly  protested,  that  parricide  and  per- 
jury are  legitimate  in  princes.  In  England  there 
are  some  who  doubt  it,  but  they  are  deemed 
shallow  and  insufficient ;  and  though  indeed  they 
think  more  rigidly  than  the  rest,  they  are  called 
free-thinkers. 

Emperor.  High  compliment ! 

Tsing-Ti.  Far  otherwise  in  the  opinion  of  the 
people ;  the  word  liberal  is  the  only  word  more 
odious. 

Emperor.  Tsing-Ti !  Tsing-Ti !  art  thou  quite 
sure  that  this  contusion  may  not  have  jolted  and 
confounded  and  estranged  thy  memory]  for, 
although  men  change  their  religion,  or  lose  their 
principles,  a  reminiscence  of  right  and  wrong 
must  remain.  That  any  should  voluntarily  lay 
impediments  on  the  operation  of  their  minds,  is 
really  incredible ;  that  they  should  hate  you  for 
smoothening  the  way  before  them,  and  for  leaving 
it  open,  can  only  be  attributed  to  the  worst  de- 
pravity, or  to  insanity  the  most  irremediable. 

Tsing-Ti.  Things  less  enormous  may  be  more 
easily  forgotten.  The  blow  on  my  cheek-bone 
rather  improved  than  impaired  my  memory  :  at 
least  supplying  it  with  another  fact  for  its  store- 
house. 

Emperor.  I  would  more  willingly  hear  again  of 
the  Jew  than  of  the  princes:  he  seems  much 
honester  and  much  wiser.  The  distance  in  rank 
between  us  is  the  same,  therefore  the  same  would 
be  my  sympathy  with  them  as  with  him,  if  they 
deserved  it.  I  can,  however,  show  no  counte- 
nance to  such  execrable  wretches  as  those  who 
not  only  held  alliance  with  perjurers  and  parri- 
cides, but  who  abstained  from  bringing  them  to 
punishment.  Indifferent  and  heedless  am  I 
what  religion  they  profess  or  hold.  Some  is 
requisite ;  since  imbecile  men  (and  such  are 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


those  princes)  can  only  learn  morality  under  the 
rod  of  fear. 

Taing-Ti.  The  English  treat  theirs  as  the 
Malays  we  see  in  China  treat  their  serpents,  first 
drawing  their  teeth,  then  teaching  them  to  dance 
to  one  certain  tune.  But  these  serpents,  when- 
ever they  get  loose,  make  off  toward  other  ser- 
pents and  join  them,  forgetting  the  wrist  and 
tabor,  and  preferring  any  holes  and  brambles  to 
the  level  well-brushed  ground  upon  which  they 
received  their  education. 

When  I  pressed  the  Jew  to  join  me  and  become 
a  Christian,  he  declared  he  had  no  aversion  to 
the  precepts  of  Christ,  who  had  given  a  strong 
testimony  for  his  nation. 

"  I  am  sorry  that,  by  the  laws  of  the  land," 
said  he,  "  so  humane  and  devoted  a  creature  was 
condemned  to  death.  But  the  laws  of  our  land, 
in  this  instance,  were  not  more  rigorous  than  the 
laws  of  others.  The  public  men  endured  him 
longer  than  the  public  men  of  any  other  country 
in  the  world  would  endure  one  who  excited  so 
pertinaciously  the  populace  against  them.  Scribes, 
publicans,  pharisees,  are  for  ever  in  his  mouth, 
mixed  with  much  bitterness.  What  government 
could  go  on  regularly  and  securely  in  the  midst 
of  mobs  and  invectives]  Yet  he  received  for 
many  years  far  less  molestation  than  he  gave. 
These  scribes,  these  publicans,  these  pharisees, 
were  the  richest,  the  most  powerful,  and  the  most 
enlightened  men  in  the  country.  Call  the  judges, 
and  the  bishops,  and  the  secretaries  of  state  in 
England,  by  such  names ;  point  them  out  for 
hatred,  for  abhorrence,  for  indignation,  in  the 
same  manner ;  and  your  personal  liberty,  instead 
of  remaining  three  or  four  years,  would  not  be 
left  you,  my  friend,  so  many  mornings." 

This  is  true  ;  and  I  attempted  to  evade  it :  for, 
though  many  men  like  truth,  there  is  always 
something  they  like  better.  Victory  is  so  sweet 
a  thing,  we  not  only  shed  words  but  blood  for  it ; 
just  as  the  wild  men  did  in  the  first  ages  on 
record. 

"  Where!''  cried  I,  with  an  air  of  triumph  (for 
an  escape  is  often  one),  "  where  does  Jesus  Christ 
bear  testimony  in  your  favour  ?  he  often  bears  it 
against  you." 

He  replied  calmly,  "  In  these  plain  words : 
*  Think  not  I  am  come  to  destroy  the  Law  or  the 
Prophets  :  I  am  not  come  to  destroy,  but  to  fulfill : 
for  verily  I  say  unto  you,  till  heaven  and  earth 
pass,  one  jot  or  one  tittle  shall  in  nowise  pass  from 
the  law,  till  all  be  fulfilled.'  " 

He  confounded  me :  I  thanked  him  and  his 
wife  for  their  courtesy,  and,  not  knowing  what  to 
<lo  with  my  fingers,  wrapped  up  in  a  piece  of 
coarse  paper  a  ring,  taken  from  my  little  one, 
and  requested  the  good  Rachel  to  give  the 
contents  to  her  daughter,  when  she  happened  to 
have  a  cough.  I  escaped  the  formulary  of  accep- 
tance or  refusal  which  she  might  have  employed 
had  she  discovered  them. 

Every  day  showed  me  the  vestiges  of  a  religion 
in  ruins.  The  Teacher  and  his  disciples  and 


apostles  taught  not  only  the  justice  but  the  ne- 
cessity of  enjoying  all  things  in  common :  and 
those  who  disobeyed,  were  declared  guilty  of  the 
crime  against  the  Holy  Ghost. 

Emperor.  In  the  name  of  wonder,  what  crime 
can  that  be  ? 

Tsing-Ti.  One  indeed  not  very  clear  in  ita 
nature,  but  manifest  enough  in  its  effects.  Those 
who  sinned  against  it  were  instantly  stricken 
dead,  particularly  in  that  said  article  concerning 
the  community  of  goods.  No  other  crime  what- 
ever was  punished  so  summarily,  or  with  such 
severity,  as  the  holding  back  a  particle  of  pro- 
perty. And  yet  perhaps  the  warier  might  rea- 
sonably have  had  some  scruples  and  perplexities 
about  it,  seeing  that  one  Judas  Iscariot,  a  special 
knave,  who  betrayed  the  Teacher  to  crucifixion, 
had  been  the  treasurer.* 

Women  were  forbidden  to  attend  the  churches 
in  fine  clothes.  The  women  of  England,  at  the 
present  day,  turn  up  their  noses  at  anyone  who 
does  not  put  on  her  best  upon  the  Sunday; 
and  the  principal  part  of  the  service  seems  to 
be  a  most  rigid  examination  how  far  this  neces- 
sary compliment  is  paid  to  the  anti-christian 
priest. 

The  Teacher  orders  men  to  pray  little,  and  in 
private,  f  One  who  had  persecuted  him,  and  af- 
terward came  over  to  his  party,  one  Saul  or  Paul, 
could  not  in  his  conscience  let  him  have  his  own 
way  in  everything,  and  told  people  to  pray  pub- 
licly. The  day  of  my  arrival  in  London,  I  wished 
to  accommodate  myself  to  the  habits  of  the  nation, 
and  having  read  in  my  Bible,  "  If  any  be  merry, 
let  him  sing  Psalms,"  and  thinking  that  a  pecu- 
liarity of  pronunciation  is  disguised  more  easily 
in  singing  than  in  talking,  I  began  to  sing  Psalms 
through  the  streets.  The  populace  pelted  me  ; 
the  women  cried,  "  scandalous  !"  the  boys,  "  let  us 
have  some  fun !"  and  proof  was  made  upon  me  with 
many  eggs,  even  after  I  had  declared  I  could  per- 
form no  miracles  with  them,  and  had  plainly 
proved  I  could  neither  catch  one  in  my  mouth, 
nor  restore  to  life  the  chicken  that  had  long  ago 
died  within  it.  An  anti-christian  priest  of  great 
austerity,  with  legs  like  a  flamingo's,  asked  me 
whether  I  was  not  ashamed  of  my  profaneness,  in 
singing  Psalms  along  the  public  walks  1  Another, 
who  was  called  Ms  chaplain,  and  rode  with  him 
in  his  coach,  cried,  "  My  lord,  drive  on  !  Coach- 
man, drive  on !  Send  the  son  of  a  ....  to 
Bedlam."  Extensive  as  are  the  commercial  re- 
lations of  the  English,  I  was  astonished  that  a 
chaplain,  which  means  the  priest  that  prays  for 
another  (none  of  consideration  performing  for 
himself  so  menial  an  office),  should  (never  having 
visited  China)  have  known  so  much  of  my  mother, 
and  should  designate  by  so  coarse  an  appellation 
the  concubine  of  a  prince.  After  a  time,  I  ac- 
quired the  intelligence,  that  no  woman  in  England 
is  exempt  from  it  who  forms  an  alliance,  unsanc- 
tioned  by  marriage,  with  any  except  the  king. 


»  1  John,  xii. 


t  Matthew,  v.  6. 


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The  lady  in  that  case  is  styled  the  king's  favourite, 
or,  more  properly,  his  mistress,  having  the  ap- 
pointment of  his  ambassadors  and  his  bishops,  the 
stocking  of  his  fish-ponds,  and  the  formation  of  his 
ministry.  In  fact,  she  alone  has  the  care  of  his 
dignity  and  of  his  comforts  and  of  his  conscience, 
and  may  tickle  his  ribs  and  make  him  laugh, 
without  being  hanged  for  it. 

Emperor.  Prodigious  privilege!  in  a  country 
where  two  hundred  other  offences  are  subject  to 
that  punishment. 

Tsing-Ti.  The  heads  of  the  law  bend  before 
her,  the  gravest  of  them  and  the  most  religious, 
even  those  who  would  punish  with  death  the 
adultery  of  a  queen. 

Emperor.  Tsing-Ti  !  Tsing-Ti !  that  blow 
upon  the  cheek-bone !  those  rotten  eggs !  that 
flamingo  perch  !  that  odd  dignity  emblazoned  on 
thy  mother  !  surely  they  have  wasped  thee  !  The 
lowest  in  the  land  may  be  guilty  of  such  baseness, 
the  highest  may  be  guilty  of  such  cruelty ;  but 
even  crimes  have  their  classes  and  their  lines 
betwixt:  the  worst  man  in  the  worst  nation  of 
the  earth  never  could  be  guilty  at  once  of  crimes 
so  different.  What  freezeth  may  burn,  what 
burneth  may  freeze,  but  not  at  one  moment. 
Thou  hast  indeed  had  some  reason  for  displea- 
sure ;  but  how  much  greater  wouldst  thou  feel,  0 
Tsing-Ti !  if  thou  earnest  from  it  on  the  thorns 
along  the  precipice  of  falsehood.  No,  my  friend, 
thy  words  were  always  true ;  and  what  is  there, 
or  should  there  be  incredible,  of  a  nation  where 
justice  is  more  costly  than  violence,  and  religion 
more  rapacious  than  theft !  I  would  hear  farther 
upon  this,  and  what  thou  hast  to  say  in  defence 
of  Saul  or  Paul,  who  gave  an  ordinance  in  contra- 
diction to  his  master's.  He  must  have  put 
strong  weapons  into  the  hands  of  the  anti- 
christians. 

Tsing-Ti.  I  can  not  understand  the  anti-chris- 
tians  at  all,  and  the  Christiana  not  much  better. 
These  last  extolled  him  highly,  but  perhaps  at 
the  time  when  they  thought  of  becoming  anti- 
christians,  as  giving  a  sanction  to  disobedience 
and  persecution.  He  had  many  strange  by-ways 
of  doing  things.  For  instance  now :  Satan  is 
god  of  blasphemy :  he  stands  opposite  to  the 
Creator. 

Emperor.  Why  does  the  Creator  let  the  rogue 
stand  opposite  1 

Tsing-Ti.  I  know  not :  he  does  however  stand 
eternally  in  that  position,  and  breathes  fire  and 
defiance  at  him,  dividing  the  universe  with  him, 
taking  the  richer  and  more  beautiful  to  his  own 
share.  Finding  the  wife  of  the  unhappy  man  in 
whose  house  I  lodged  ill-humoured  and  sullen, 
though  much  addicted  to  her  Bible,  I  repeated  to 
her  from  it, 

"  Let  the  woman  learn  in  silence  with  all  sub- 
jection." 

She  stared  at  me ;  and  when,  to  make  her  easy, 
I  would  have  given  her  the  kiss  of  peace,  as  com- 
manded us,  she  cried,  '•'  You  canting  hound !  I 
will  give  you  a  cuff  in  the  muzzle !"  It  came 


almost  too  quick  for  a  promise.  Nor  did  it  end 
here.  The  husband,  who  was  present,  said, 
"  Master  Orange-face,  your  pocket  shall  sweat  for 
this,"  and  took  me  to  Bow  Street,  so  called  from 
the  numbers  of  fashionable  men  resorting  there, 
and  bowing  to  the  magistrate.  A  pickpocket 
was  before  him,  who,  while  he  raised  one  hand  to 
heaven  in  protestation  of  his  innocence,  robbed 
me  with  the  other  of  all  the  money  I  carried  for 
my  acquittal. 

Emperor.  How  then  didst  thou  escape  1  Thy 
situation  was  deplorable. 

Tsing-Ti.  I  was  in  prison  three  days. 

Emperor.  My  mandarin  ?  by  what  law  ? 

Tsing-Ti.  I  can  not  say  by  what  law  :  I  can  only 
say  it  was  for  preaching  the  clearest  text  of  Paul, 
and  for  practising  the  best  ceremony  of  the  church. 
A  short  time  afterward,  I  sat  at  table  one  day 
with  a  young  lady  of  exquisite  beauty,  and  of 
equal  modesty.  Her  mother  had  invited  me  to 
dinner  for  my  love  of  the  Bible.  The  gentleman 
who  sat  next  to  me  on  the  right  hand  (his  lady 
was  on  the  left),  observing  me  very  diffident  in 
my  conversation  with  her,  wished  to  give  me  a 
little  more  courage,  by  entering  with  me  into  the 
concerns  of  his  family. 

"  Angelica,"  said  he  after  a  while,  "  has  an 
independent  and  ample  fortune ;  and  yet  I  will 
dare  to  say  before  her  that  I  married  her  for  love. 
She  will  not  flatter  me  by  making  the  same  con- 
fession." Angelica  blushed  and  looked  happy; 
and  said  her  mother  had  wished  her  to  marry 
again,  and  she  had  thought  it  her  duty  to  comply. 
I  found  she  was  in  her  twentieth  year,  and  had 
one  daughter  by  her  first  husband,  dead  about 
eighteen  months.  This  information  was  given 
me  the  following  day  by  the  mother,  in  whose 
face  I  looked  earnestly  as  she  spoke.  "  What !" 
cried  I,  "  unhappy  woman  !  did  you  acquiesce 
in  it!  did  you  sanction  it1?  did  you  wish  it?' 
"  Why  not !"  said  she.  "  And  does  your  Angelica 
read  the  Bible  ?  and  dares  she  take  a  second  hus- 
band in  spite  of  Timothy  and  Paul !  "  having 
damnation  because  she  hath  cast  off  her  first 
faith."*  Knowing  that  the  English  are  superior  to 
other  nations  in  a  species  of  wit  denominated 
quizzing,  and  that  they  consider  it  a  particular  act 
of  politeness  toward  a  stranger,  I  suspected  they 
were  beginning  to  initiate  me  in  some  of  its  cere- 
monies, and  I  resolved  to  make  further  inquiries  of 
the  mother ;  and  the  more,  as  both  exclamation 
and  text  were  intercepted  by  an  elderly  gentleman 
in  an  arm-chair,  who  shook  the  loose  skin  of  his 
cheeks  at  me,  and  told  me,  some  questions  were 
to  be  asked,  and  some  not.  Therefore,  when 
she  and  I  were  alone,  I  did  not  repeat  the  passage, 
but  showed  it  in  the  book.  She  replied  gravely 
and  circuitously. 

"  Mister  Tsing-Ti  .  .  pardon  me  .  .  perhaps  I 
ought  to  address  you  as  Sir  Tsing-Ti  .  .  for  I 
can  never  think  a  person  of  your  appearance, 
moving  in  an  elevated  sphere  .  . 


*  Paul.  Eph.  i.  16. 


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Emperor.  What !  like  a  parrot  in  a  gold  wire- 
cage  from  the  ceiling  ?  Well,  go  on. 

Tsing-Ti.  .  .  would  be  long  without  a  recom- 
mendation to  his  majesty,  that  he  might  be 
graciously  pleased  to  confer  on  you  the  dignity 
of  knighthood  or  baronetcy. 

Emperor.  My  eyes  are  as  long  and  narrow  as 
most  men's,  thanks  be  to  God!  yet  I  can  not 
slip  them  into  the  crevices  of  thy  discourse.  Pro- 
ceed. 

Tsing-Ti.  "  For  his  majesty,"  continued  she, 
"  is  growing  old,  poor  man  !  and  takes  nothing 
in  hand  so  often  as  the  sword :  and  when  he  is 
tired  of  making  knights,  he  makes  a  baronet 
or  two,  in  order  to  laugh  and  get  a  good  diges- 
tion, by  discussing  the  merits  and  genealogies 
of  the  new-created." 

Emperor.  New  created!  Hast  thou  eaten 
opium  ?  Tsing-Ti,  continue. 

Tsing-Ti.  She  apologised,  and  protested  she 
did  not  mean  to  insinuate  that  anyone  could 
make  merry  with  mine,  the  worst  Chinese  fami- 
lies being  older  than  the  best  English. 

Emperor.  I  must  smell  thy  breath,  Tsing-Ti. 
I  fear  thou  hast  acquired  bad  habits :  no :  no ; 
upon  my  faith  !  I  am  satisfied.  Conclude  the 
story. 

Tsing-Ti.  At  last  I  brought  the  lady  to  the 
point ;  and  finding  her  sincere  in  her  belief,  and 
extremely  angry  to  prove  it,  I  went  through  the 
whole  passage,  word  for  word.  It  puzzled  her ; 
she  could  only  say,  "  The  apostles  very  often 
differ  apparently  .  .  apparently,  Sir  Tsing!  for 
nobody  in  his  senses  will  presume  to  say  they 
do  really.  Indeed  the  words  sometimes  are  widely 
at  variance  :  but  so  are  the  passages  in  the  finest 
music ;  and  without  them  the  composer  would 
lose  all  pretence  to  harmony." 

I  looked  at  the  elderly  gentleman,  who  had 
entered  the  room  in  the  midst  of  our  conversation : 
he  took  a  pinch  of  snuff  and  offered  me  one.  I 
frequently  have  observed  in  others,  although  I 
never  could  experience  it  in  myself,  that  snuff,  as 
compounded  in  Europe,  hath  wonderful  properties. 
Sometimes  it  matures  a  reply,  as  straw  does  apples : 
again  it  turns  an  argument  to  a  witticism,  or  a 
witticism  to  an  argument :  and  I  have  known 
even  a  rap  on  the  box-lid  bring  over  and  convince 
a  whole  party.  The  elderly  gentleman,  when  he 
had  offered  me  his  snuff-box,  and  I  had  taken  a 
pinch  in  a  manner  to  give  him  a  good  opinion  of 
me,  drew  his  chair  still  closer,  and,  surveying  both 
my  face  and  my  body,  seemed  to  signify  that  he 
thought  me  not  unfit  for  the  reception  of  reason. 
Placing  his  hand  with  extreme  gentleness  on  my 
wrist,  he  said  in  an  under-tone,  "  Our  religion  is 
to  us  what  your  gum-elastic  is  to  you.  It  is 
rounder  or  longer,  thinner  or  thicker,  darker  or 
lighter,  as  you  leave  it  or.  pull  it :  we  rub  out 
whatever  we  will  with  it,  and,  although  some  dirt 
is  left  upon  it,  we  employ  it  again  and  again. 
There  is  much  demand  for  it  in  the  market.  No 
wonder !  Severe  as  the  apostle  was  to  the  young 
widow,  in  prohibiting  her  to  dry  her  tears  on  the 


pillow  where  another  head  had  rested,  he  was 
liberal  in  letting  men  eat  what  they  like,  although 
he  had  agreed  with  the  other  companions  of  the 
Teacher  that  nobody  should  eat  strangled  animals 
or  their  blood.  The  diviner  part  of  his  cha- 
racter (for  what  is  most  different  from  ours  may 
even  in  him  be  called  the  diviner)  was  toleration 
and  forgiveness." 

Emperor.  Did  the  Christians  at  any  time  ob- 
serve this  law  ] 

Tsing-Ti.  Never;  not  even  the  apostles.  Saint 
Paul  prayed  God  to  execute  vengeance  for  him : 
and  Saint  Peter  used  the  sword,  which  God  com- 
manded should  be  sheathed  for  ever,  and  used  it 
with  much  intemperance  and  little  provocation. 
We  believe  that  the  Holy  Spirit  was  always  pre- 
sent in  their  councils ;  and  nothing  is  more  diffi- 
cult for  us  than  to  reconcile  the  precept  of  Paul 
with  the  decision  of  the  rest,  and  the  action  of 
Peter  with  the  command  of  his  master. 

Emperor.  In  other  words,  with  the  inspiration 
of  what  you  Christians  call  the  Holy  Ghost.  In- 
deed I  do  think  you  must  strain  hard  to  bring 
them  close. 

Tsing-Ti.  It  perplexes  us. 

Emperor.  The  more  fools  you.  There  arc  many 
things  of  which  it  is  shameful  to  be  ignorant ;  and 
more  at  which  it  is  shameful  to  be  perplexed. 
Did  thy  eating  these  meats  ever  hurt  thy  sto- 
mach? 

Tsing-Ti.  Never. 

Emperor.  Did  thy  eating  them  ever  hurt  thy 
neighbour's  ? 

Tsing-Ti.  Fountain  of  wisdom !  how  could  it  ? 

Emperor.  Did  thy  eating  them  ever  make 
thee  wish  to  partake  of  human  flesh  ? 

-  Tsing-Ti.  Horrible  !    Surely  not. 
Emperor.  Draw  then  thy  own  conclusion.    Pro- 
duced it  on  any  man  one  of  these  effects,  him  should 
my  finger  bid  abstain. 

Tsing-Ti.  The  old  Christians  slipped  aside 
and  feasted  heartily  on  a  noosed  hare  or  black 
pudding. 

Emperor.  What !  even  the  old  ones ) 
Tsing-Ti.  Alas  !  even  they,  for  the  most-part. 

*  Emperor.  Tell  me  no  more  about  these  dis- 
agreements, but  rather  how  the  oral  doctrines  of 
the  Teacher  himself  were  taken. 

Tsing-Ti.  There  is  one  of  them  which  I  appre- 
hend was  never  believed  in,  since  a  community  of 
goods  was  abolished.  *'  It  is  easier  for  a  camel  (or 
cable)  to  pass  through  the  eye  of  a  needle,  than 
for  a  rich  man  to  enter  into  the  kingdom  of  God." 
If  this  be  true,  and  what  is  God's  word  must  be, 
the  softest  bed  that  ever  rich  man  died  on,  sup- 
posing him  a  true  believer,  was  more  excruciat- 
ing to  him  than  if  he  were  corded  up  within  a 
sack  of  vipers. 

Emperor.  Thou  sayest  well ;  but  who  believes, 
or  ever  believed  it  1 

Tsing-Ti.  All  Christians. 

Emperor.  Do  not  wonder  then  that  Christianity 
has  existed  so  short  a  time ;  so  much  shorter  than 
any  religion  upon  record. 


EMPEROR  OF  CHINA  AND  TSING-TI. 


139 


Tsing-Ti.  0  Emperor!  my  light  and  leader! 
there  are  acute  and  wary  men  in  Europe  who  can 
penetrate  through  all  our  objections  and  explain 
all  our  difficulties.  I  heard  it  reported  of  an  old 
lady,  one  of  the  last  Christians  left  in  England, 
that  she  ate  some  hemlock  in  mistake  for  celery, 
her  eyes  being  too  dull  and  her  vinegar  too  sharp 
for  the  discovery.  She  told  her  children  and 
grandchildren  not  to  fear  for  her,  since,  among 
the  signs  of  those  who  believe,  it  is  written  that 
"  they  shall  take  up  serpents ;  and  that  if  they 
drink  any  deadly  thing  it  shall  not  hurt  them." 
A  quarter  of  an  hour  after  this  exhortation  she 
died  in  excruciating  agonies.  The  priest  who 
attended  her  hi  her  malady,  caught  her  last  breath 
and  requested  his  bishop  to  remove  his  inquietude. 
The  bishop  answered, 

"  The  matter  is  easy.  She  did  not  drink  the 
deadly  thing ;  she  ate  it." 

"My  Lord,  suppose  it  had  been  a  liquid  .  . 
God  forbid  I  should  doubt  or  question,  but  is  it 
certain  ...  so  very  certain,  I  would  say  V 

"  Her  faith  might  have  staggered,  during  its 
operation,  and  then  could  not  save  her.  The 
slightest  doubt,  the  slightest  fear,  forfeits  the  re- 
ward." 

"  But,  my  Lord,  we  may  take  up  serpents." 
*'  "  You  are  no  such  fool;  Saint  Matthew  says  you 
may  take  them  up ;  but  where  does  he  say  they 
won't  bite  you  ]  Brother  Grimstone !  the  greatest 
of  follies  is,  for  old  people  to  play  young  tricks ; 
and  the  greatest  of  sins  is,  to  tempt  God.  Ex- 
hort your  parishioners,  as  they  value  their  salva- 
tion, never  to  tempt  him  in  this  way." 

I  myself  went  to  the  learned  expositor,  and 
consulted  him. 

Emperor.  So  then  thou  wouldst  cling  to  Christi- 
anity after  the  loss  of  thy  watch  and  silk  trousers . 

Tsing-Ti.  I  would;  knowing  that  my  emperor 
loves  a  man  with  a  religion  as  well  as  a  man  with- 
out, and  hath  no  partiality  fora  mandarin  because 
he  eateth  of  the  same  dish,  but  would  quite  as 
willingly  see  him  dip  his  fingers  into  another. 

Emperor.  Rightly  said :  kings  and  emperors 
should  think  so. 

Tsing-Ti.  The  distiller,  who  gains  his  liveli 
hood  by  his  distillery,  may  be  displeased  if  a 
basketful  of  yellow  lilies  be  brought  to  .him  for  a 
basketful  of  white,  and  may  throw  the  lilies  and 
the  basket  at  the  bearer,  in  much  anger ;  but  the 
possessor  of  a  spacious  garden,  in  which  are  clus- 
ters of  lilies,  both  white  and  yellow,  finds  a  plea- 
sure in  the  smell  of  the  one  and  in  the  colour  of 
the  other,  and  loves  to  see  a  portion  of  that  variety 
which  the  Creator's  hand  implanted. 

Emperor.  Thou  speakest  well.  Emperors 
should  have  wide  eyes  and  broad  nostrils,  and 
should  never  turn  the  diversity  of  things  to  their 
displeasure  ;  all  being  God's,  and  they  his  guests, 
invited  to  partake  and  to  enjoy  the  entertainment, 
and  not  to  derange  and  discompose  it.  Thou 
rememberest  my  father's  verses : 

"  The  narrow  mind  i8  the  discontented  one. 

There  is  pleasure  in  wisdom,  there  is  wisdom  in  pleasure. 


If  thou  findest  no  honey  in  thy  cake, 

Put  thy  cake  into  honey  with  thine  own  right-hand, 

Nor  think  it  defiled  thereby." 

About  what  didst  thou  consult  the  expositor  ? 

Tsing-Ti.  Being  a  mandarin,  and  possessing 
no  mean  inheritance,  the  camel  or  cable,  of  which 
I  spake,  bore  heavily  upon  me.  The  expositor  is 
one  of  the  richest  men  in  the  kingdom,  and  moves 
lightly  under  it. 

Emperor.  He  must  have  laughed  at  thee. 

Tsing-Ti.  Not  a  muscle  in  his  cheek  was  altered. 
He  received  me,  and  heard  my  question  graciously ; 
and  he  rang  the  bell  with  his  own  hand,  and  ordered 
his  servant  to  show  me  the  door,  bowed  to  me, 
and  even  gave  me  a  piece  of  silver  called  a  shil- 
ling. Whether  my  pride  was  raised  too  high  by 
so  refined  a  piece  of  courtesy,  as  his  insinuation 
that  a  man  of  exalted  rank  or  philosophical  cha- 
racter should  be  deemed  incapable  of  finding  the 
door  himself,  or  whether  it  was  to  contend  with 
him  in  liberality,  when  I  kissed  the  shilling  and 
deposited  it  in  my  bosom,  I  presented  to  him  a 
broad  piece  of  gold,  elaborately  worked  with  many 
figures,  in  a  case  of  ivory,  carved  by  an  artificer 
of  skill.  He  begged  my  pardon,  and  actually 
pushed  away  the  present.  I  kissed  his  hand  and 
wept  upon  it ;  the  true  Christian's !  the  humble 
man's !  Declining  my  gold  and  ivory,  he  entreated 
me  to  be  seated,  and  asked  me  how  he  could 
serve  me,  with  more  than  Asiatic  politeness.  In 
vain  I  besought  him  again  and  again  to  accept  the 
tribute  of  his  slave,  and  to  shower  on  me  the  dew 
of  wisdom.  He  was  inexorable  as  to  the  offering, 
but  appeared  to  be  very  well  pleased  with  my 
expressions.  I  had  soon  discovered  that  those 
which  Christ  used,  and  received,  were  now  thought 
unfit  for  the  lowest  of  his  ministers,  even  for  such 
as  sweep  the  temples  and  ring  the  bells,  and  were 
not  only  obsolete,  but  offensive.  The  expositor 
said  he  could  perceive  I  was  a  person  of  distinc- 
tion, and  must  have  moved  in  the  highest  circles. 

Emperor.  Again !  what  canst  thou  mean  1  Do 
the  principal  men  educate  their  children  with 
parrots  and  monkeys  and  squirrels  and  marmo- 
sets] Hast  thou  translated  those  words  cor- 
rectly ? 

Tsing-Ti.  Quite  correctly. 

Emperor.  The  strangest  expression  I  ever  heard 
in  my  life-time  !  So  then  really  those  short  coats, 
and  buttoned  vests,  and  cases  of  all  kinds,  were 
invented  to  give  them  in  some  measure  the  ad- 
vantages of  animals.  I  would  rather  see  gold-fish 
in  glass  globes.  Surely  it  is  only  when  they  are 
very  young ;  only  to  teach  them  kindness  toward 
these  creatures,  held  by  them  in  captivity.  Well, 
the  idea  is  not  so  irrational  as  it  appeared  at 
first. 

Tsing-Ti.  Whatever  may  formerly  have  been 
the  custom  of  the  country,  the  expression,  I  be- 
lieve, is  metaphorical  at  present.  The  bishop 
himself  was  said  universally  to  move  in  the  higher 
circles ;  yet  I  could  see  neither  globe  nor  cage  in 
his  house,  nor  any  hook  in  the  ceiling.  His  lord- 
ship said  he  would  attempt  to  solve  my  question 


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according  to  his  poor  abilities,  if  the  best  scholars 
were  unanimous  on  the  signification  of  the  text. 
I  answered  that  it  seemed  plain  enough. 

"  By  no  means,"  replied  he ;  "  some  translate 
the  Hebrew  word  by  camel,  some  by  cable." 

"  Either  will  do,"  said  I. 

"God  forbid,"  cried  his  lordship,  "that  we 
should  be  indifferent  or  lukewarm  on  the  condi- 
tions of  our  eternal  bliss  !  Whenever  the  passage 
is  clear,  we  will  discourse  again  upon  it.  Every- 
thing is  not  yet  manifested :  let  us  wait  in 
patience." 

As  he  sighed,  and  appeared  to  be  much  out  of 
spirits,  I  thought  it  indecorous  to  press  him  far- 
ther, and  took  my  leave.  On  the  morrow  I  saw 
him  going  to  court ;  but  there  were  so  many  ser- 
vants about  him,  and  the  dresses  stood  out  so 
with  golden  lace  and  embroidery,  he  could  not 
well  see  me  :  otherwise  I  would  have  requested  to 
be  present  at  the  sacrifice  he  was  about  to  offer ; 
his  dress  being  purple,  to  hide  the  blood,  and  his 
shirt-sleeves  being  tucked  up  in  readiness.  The 
cable  or  camel,  whichever  it  was,  made  me  uneasy ; 
and  I  continued  in  agitation  for  several  days.  At 
last  I  saw  another  anti-christian,  who  loudly  pro- 
fessed Christianity  from  a  table  in  a  field,  and  who 
familiarly  asked  questions,  and  winked  and 
laughed  and  told  stories,  and  advised  his  audi- 
ence to  laugh  on  that  day,  because  after  two  or 
three  more  they  would,  with  few  exceptions,  be 
burned  to  eternity.  He  then  cried,  "Answer 
me ;  answer  me :  or  ask  me,  and  I  will  be  the 
answerer." 

Although  I  thought  his  reason  for  laughing 
in  some  degree  inconclusive,  I  was  persuaded  he 
had  better  in  store  on  other  points. 

"  Sir,"  said  I,  and  there  was  instantaneously  a 
universal  silence,  "  Sir,  permit  an  ignorant  man 
to  ask  one  question." 

"Babe!"  answered  he  blandly,  "come  and  suck." 

I  then  related  to  him  my  visit,  my  inquiry,  and 
the  reply. 

"  Tough  chewing  !  hard  digestion  !  camel  or 
cable,"  cried  he  to  the  crowd.  "  So,  in  God's  very 
teeth,  he  dares  call  a  camel  a  cable  !  Look !  my 
brethren,  is  here  the  cable  or  the  camel?"  opening 
the  book.  They  all  groaned.  "I  could  have 
taught  the  wilful  man  better,"  said  he,  "  but  the 
Lord  has  taken  the  words  of  wisdom  from  above 
his  tongue,  and  has  put  them  under ;  and  they 
are  as  uneasy  to  him  as  an  ear  of  barley  would  be. 
There  they  are,  and  he  makes  a  wry  face  over  'em, 
and  can  never  get  'em  out." 

An  elderly  lady,  fresh,  fat,  with  flowers  in  her 
bonnet,  and  some  few  pimples  in  her  face,  seemed 
much  affected,  and  cried,  "  What  shall  I  do  to  be 
saved  ? " 

"  Sister,"  said  the  preacher,  "  let  our  brother 
Dick  (I  would  say  Richard)  support  your  head 
upon  his  bosom,  now  that  he  has  alighted  from 
behind  the  carriage.  Hide  not,  0  sister,  your 
head  therein,  as  one  unworthy;  but  turn  your 
face  hitherward,  as  one  yearning  for  the  truth. 
There  is  no  cure  so  easy  for  any  malady  as  for  the 


disease  of  wealth.  You  may  scratch  it  off  with  a 
nail,  and  it  returns  no  more,  although  it  leave  a 
little  soreness  in  the  place.  Now  to  the  text. 
Camel  is  the  word ;  and  none  but  camel  for  me  ! 
Suppose  there  were  a  drove  of  'em  :  do  you  believe 
that  our  Lord,  if  he  pleases,  can  not  make  a  drove 
of  'em  .  .  a  drove,  I  say,  hunched  and  mounted 
and  laden,  pass,  not  in  line,  but  in  squadron, 
through  the  finest  needle  you  ever  bought  at 
Whitechapel  1  And  if  he  pleases,  will  he  not 
do  it?  And,  if  he  pleases,  will  not  the  rich  man 
enter  the  kingdom  of  Heaven  ?  Sister  Kattern ! 
be  of  good  faith  !  The  words  are,  rick  man ;  not 
rich  woman.  And  even  rich  men  may  lay  aside 
what  is  onerous  and  dangerous  in  riches,  entrust- 
ing them  to  the  servants  of  the  Lord,  who  watch 
and  pray."  "0  rogue  and  vagabond!"  I  was 
ready  to  exclaim,  "  though  indeed  thou  art  not 
red-legged,  thy  claw  and  thy  craw  are  the  same  a» 
the  flamingo's." 

Among  my  acquaintance  was  a  barrister,  who 
belonged  to  neither  of  the  sects,  and  evaded 
my  inquiries,  by  saying  they  did  not  belong  to 
his  profession.  Wishing  to  pay  him  a  compli- 
ment, I  studied  the  law  with  assiduity,  and  felt 
great  satisfaction  when  I  had  seventy-four  ques- 
tions for  him,  on  difficult  points  in  the  English 
jurisprudence.  I  had  often  called  on  him,  and 
he  was  out,  which  I  ceased  to  regret,  on  finding 
the  catalogue  of  my  interrogatories  swell  out  so 
copiously.  At  last  I  caught  him  on  the  staircase, 
and  gave  him  my  pocket-book.  "  A  flaw  in  the 
second  word!  "cried  he,  "English jurisprudence!" 
He  took  out  the  remaining  inch  of  pencil  and 
wrote  statutes,  "  Of  these  we  have  plenty,"  said 
he,  "  of  that  nothing.  Honest  Tsing !  your  studies 
have  lain  elsewhere  since  your  arrival;  other- 
wise this  neat  pocket-book  of  yours,  instead  of  the 
seventy-four  questions,  which  fill  only  four  pages, 
would  have  others  drawn  out  over  charades  and 
sonnets  and  dresses  for  the  season;  and  this  deli- 
cate green  binding  would  look  as  if  it  were  covered 
with  ants,  by  holding  its  share  of  your  little  black 
letters ;  and  even  this  fine  steel  clasp  would  be 
displaced  to  make  room."  "Can  you  speak  thus 
lightly,"  said  I,  "  on  such  imperfections  in  your 
profession?"  "Dear  Tsing,"  said  he,  smiling, 
"  you  have  sometimes  enriched  me  with  a  pro- 
verb :  I  have  but  one  of  my  own,  and  will  give  it 
you  freely.  '  On  the  imperfection  of  law  is  built 
the  perfection  of  lawyers.'  I  could  not  eat,  drink, 
nor  sleep,  without  'em :  they  are  my  fish,  flesh,  and 
fowl ;  they  are  my  bread,  wine,  and  fuel ;  they  are 
my  theatre,  friends,  and  concubines.  Leap  into 
my  carriage  with  me;  I  am  going  to  Maidstone; 
I  will  open  to  you  some  new  commentaries  on  our 
religion"  .  . 

"  Will  you  indeed?"  cried  I  .  . 

"  Indeed  will  I,"  said  he ;  "  and  what  is  more, 
I  will  introduce  you  at  a  ball." 

I  had  never  seen  an  English  dance ;  the  amuse- 
ment is  forbidden  by  law  to  the  poorer  and 
middling  classes,  and  I  arrived  in  London  when 
the  richer  and  gayer  were  departing.  It  was  now 


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141 


Midsummer.  Great  was  my  surprise,  as  we 
approached  the  town  of  Maidstone,  at  seeing  a 
procession,  accompanied  by  spearmen  and  an- 
nounced by  trumpets.  After  it  there  came  in  a 
carriage,  drawn  by  four  horses,  an  old  man  with 
a  pinkish  face,  not  unlike  veal  fly-blown  and 
putrescent.  He  wore  over  each  shoulder  the  tail 
either  of  an  Angola  goat  or  Cashmere  sheep,  oi 
which  the  upper  extremity  was  fastened  on  his 
head.  Whether  a  part  had  been  consumed  by 
time,  or  rubbed  away  by  the  carriage,  I  know 
not ;  but  it  was  neatly  mended  by  a  piece  oi 
black  silk,  about  the  size  of  that  which  is  applied 
to  a  part  less  visible,  when  it  suffers  by  riding. 
The  rest  of  the  person  was  covered  with  a  scarlet 
robe.  I  asked  my  companion  who  it  could  be  ? 
"  The  judge,"  he  answered. 

"  Judge  of  what  ]  How  can  he  be  a  judge  of 
anything,  who  wears  a  thick  scarlet  vesture  in 
the  middle  of  July,  and  perhaps  all  his  other 
cases  under  it  ]  Nay,  he  has  fur  upon  it,  two 
palms  thick !" 

"  Friend  Tsing !"  replied  he,  "  neither  our  laws 
nor  the  dresses  of  those  who  decide  on  them  are 
changed  according  to  the  times  and  seasons. 
What  was,  is ;  and  it  must  be,  because  it  was." 

I  attended  the  court  of  justice  three  consecutive 
days,  and  could  not  but  admire  the  patience  and 
ingenuity  of  the  rulers,  to  rid  the  country  from  all 
remains  of  Christianity.  Not  an  edict  or  sentence 
but  ran  counter  to  it.  Some  were  punished  for 
disobeying  the  Bible  ;  others  for  obeying. 
Emperor.  Great  impartiality ! 
Tsing-Ti.  The  very  men  who  were  to  pronounce 
on  the  guilt  or  innocence  of  others,  began  to  fit 
themselves  for  it  by  breaking  the  law  of  Christ. 
He  says,  "  Swear  not  at  all."  They  all  swore ; 
twelve  of  them :  every  witness  swore.  Several 
offenders  were  brought  forward  in  their  chains, 
for  striking  and  stealing. 

Emperor.  Properly  enough  ;  and  punished,  no 
doubt. 

Tsing-Ti.  Certainly ;  but  with  somewhat  less 
severity  than  others  for  capturing  wild  animals, 
birds,  and  fishes. 

Emperor.  They  were  idle  fellows. 
Tsing-Ti.  Some  had  caught  so  many  that  they 
could  not  be  called  idle  :  it  was  their  trade.     I 
suspect  they  were  treated  with  the  greater  seve- 
rity for  following  the  law  of  Christ. 
Emperor.  Law  !  what !  these  rogues ! 
Tsing-Ti.  Christ  ordered  men  never  to  reap, 
never  to  sow,  because  the  fowls  did  neither. 

Emperor.  Tsing-Ti !  I  love  thee  from  my  soul ; 
but  beware ;  let  no  man  utter  this  in  China. 

Tsing-Ti.  He  ordered  men  to  take  no  thought 
of  what  they  put  on  ;  and  indeed  not  to  clothe  at 
all ;  assuring  them  that  God  would  clothe  them, 
as  he  clothed  the  grass  of  the  field ;  and  would 
much  rather  clothe  them  than  the  grass.*  Inter- 
pretation of  what  is  commanded  is  less  censurable 
in  its  strictness  than  in  its  laxity.  Those  who 


*  Matthew,  vi.  30. 


obeyed  God's  word  undoubtingly ;  those  who 
obeyed  it  to  the  letter ;  those  who  obeyed  it  both 
because  it  was  his,  and  because  he  had  conde- 
scended to  give  his  reasons  for  their  obedience, 
in  the  birds  namely  and  the  grass  ;  were  strangely 
persecuted.  I  saw  a  man  tortured  for  taking  as 
little  care  as  the  grass  did  about  his  raiment  ; 
and  I  am  assured,  if  he  had  gone  into  a  corn-field, 
and  had  satisfied  his  necessities  as  the  birds  satisfy 
theirs,  his  religion  would  have  led  him  into 
greater  difficulties.  On  the  whole  there  were 
about  fifty  criminals.  Most  were  condemned, 
like  this  believer,  to  the  torture,  by  means  of  wire 
twisted  about  hempen  ropes,  and  employed  as 
scourges  :  ten  were  hanged.  The  bells  rang  mer- 
rily ;  and  the  ladies  danced  all  night.  I  thought 
they  had  looked  prettier  in  the  morning. 

There  was  another  court  open,  wherein  few 
causes  were  decided.  My  friend  assured  me,  that 
several  being  civil,  would  last  for  years. 

"How!"  exclaimed  I,  "and  thirty  men  tor- 
tured, and  ten  hanged,  at  one  sitting !" 

Emperor.  I  hope  the  King  of  England  hangs 
gratis. 

Tsing-Ti.  To  my  shame  be  it  spoken,  I  did  not 
ask.  The  English  are  far  from  explicit  in  their 
elucidation.  I  inquired  how  it  happened  that, 
having  wholly  rejected  Christianity,  and  being 
ashamed  of  following  the  plainest  and  easiest 
ordinances  of  Christ,  they  are  almost  unanimous 
in  calling  themselves  Christians  ?  Most  of  those 
present  were  angry  at  the  question  :  some  asked 
me  what  I  meant ;  others  swore  they  would  make 
me  explain,  forgetting  that  I  came  for  expla- 
nation. The  gentler  and  more  moderate  said  I 
quite  mistook  the  spirit  of  Christianity ;  that  it 
altered  its  form  and  features  as  was  required  by 
the  time  or  the  people ;  that  it  was  no  less  easy 
in  its  operation  than  salutary  in  its  effect. 

"  I  am  quite  convinced  it  is,"  cried  I ;  "  and  it 
being  so  easy  to  abstain  from  war,  from  strife,  and 
from  evil-speaking,  it  is  grievous  that  these 
unequivocal  commands  of  the  Teacher  are  dis- 
obeyed by  the  most  conscientious  of  his  followers." 
The  man  is  a  Methodist ;  the  man  is  mad ;  the 
man  is  more  knave  than  fool ;  the  man  is  a 
Jesuit ;  the  man  is  a  radical :  were  the  opinions 
formed  upon  me. 

Emperor.  Of  these  expressions  there  are  some 
requiring  elucidation  :  we  will  have  it  another 
time.  For  the  present  let  me  assure  thee,  0 
friend  of  my  youth  !  that,  among  the  reasons  of 
my  affection  for  thee,  is  this.  Whereas  many  who 
hange  their  religion,  are  proud  of  displaying  the 
fresh  plumage,  and  zealous  to  bring  others  after 
them,  and  noisy  and  quarrelsome  against  those 
who  stay  behind ;  thou  didst  long  conceal  thy 
discovery  of  antiquated  impostures,  long  worship 
in  secrecy  thy  purer  God,  long  permit  thy  parents 
(best  of  all  in  thee  !)  to  imagine  thy  faith  unalter- 
ably like  theirs,  and  lookedst  not  upon  their  idols 
with  abhorrence  or  with  disdain. 

Tsing-Ti.  My  emperor!  my  friend!  my  father! 
[  would  not  make  uneasy  the  last  years  of  any- 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


one  who  loved  me;  no,  not  even  to  be  thought 
by  future  ages  the  most  acute,  the  most  eloquent, 
the  most  philosophical  of  mankind. 

SEVENTH   AUDIENCE. 

The  last  was  a  most  graciously  long  audience. 

Every  day  the  Emperor  my  master  was  pleased 
to  demand  my  attendance.  But  the  discourses  he 
now  condescended  to  hold  with  me  were  usually 
on  subjects  not  at  all  connected  with  my  travels. 
Suddenly  one  morning  he  stopped  me  in  the 
walk  of  cassowaries ;  and  holding  my  arm,  said 
condescendingly, 

. "  I  forgot,  0  Tsing-Ti !  to  question  thee  about 
thy  ten  days'  visit  to  Frenchland.  It  can  not 
much  interest  me,  seeing  that  he  who  was  called 
the  cleverest  among  them,  was  caught  in  a  fray 
by  the  most  ignorant  and  stupid  of  the  Tartar 
tribes,  and  that  he  never  had  acquired  the  know- 
ledge how  a  man  may  eventually  die  by  frost  or 
famine.  As  for  religion,  it  produced  such  evil 
fruits  in  Frenchland,  it  was  wisely  done  to  root  it 
up,  provided  they  had  levelled  the  ground  about 
it,  and  made  it  fit  for  something  better." 

Perceiving  that  his  majesty  had  paused,  and 
waited  for  an  answer,  my  first  words  were  these  : 

Tsing-Ti.  Imperfect  as  is  my  acquaintance 
with  the  language  of  that  country,  and  short  my 
residence  in  it,  I  fear  to  offer  any  opinion  on  what 
I  heard  or  saw.  Although  I  carried  with  me  the 
advantage  of  introductory  letters,  both  from  my 
friend  the  poet,  whose  manuscript  I  purchased, 
and  from  my  friend  the  lawyer,  and  did  derive  all 
the  benefit  I  expected  from  them,  my  observations 
are  unsatisfactory  to  myself :  what  must  they  be 
then  to  the  clearer  and  more  searching  sight  of 
your  majesty ! 

Emperor.  More  tolerable  :  we  never  let  things 
puzzle  us  at  all,  nor  interest  us  much.  So  go  on, 
Tsing-Ti,  from  thy  embarkment. 

Tsing-Ti.  Of  my  two  servants  one  was  an 
Englishman,  the  other  a  native  of  Malta,  a  small 
island  in  a  great  lake,  conquered  by  the  English 
from  the  French.  He  entered  at  that  time  the 
maritime  service  of  England,  and  served  aboard 
the  ship  which  landed  me  there.  He  understood 
three  languages,  the  French,  the  English,  and  the 
Italian :  he  could  also  write  legibly.  He  was  a 
pagan,  but  not  strict  nor  superstitious.  This  I 
discovered  soon  after  he  entered  my  house;  for 
while  he  was  on  shipboard  I  knew  not  of  what 
religion  he  was,  or  whether  he  was  of  any.  The 
hour  I  entered  my  apartments  I  had  occasion  to 
call  for  something,  and  I  found  him  with  an  idol 
in  his  hand,  and  saying  a  prayer.  He  tossed  the 
idol  down,  and  cried  out  in  the  midst  of  the 
prayer,  "  Eccomi,  eccellenza !  "  Understanding 
not  a  syllable,  I  thought  he  was  angry,  and  had 
reason  for  it ;  so  I  said, 

"Van !  (such  being  his  name  among  the  sailors, 
although  at  home  Gio-  Van-Ni-Pa-Ti-Sta*)  Van,  I 


*  Giovanni  Battista. 


am  much  to  be  blamed  for  interrupting  you  in 
your  devotions." 

"Cospetto!  Cappari!"  cried  he. 

I  drew  out  my  purse,  thinking  his  animation 
was  anger,  and  that  no  concession  of  mine  could 
appease  him,  or  induce  him  to  remain  a  day  longer 
in  my  service.  I  was  soon  undeceived. 

"Eccellenza!"  said  he,  "I  can  neither  pray  nor 
swear  in  any  but  the  older  languages  :  do  excuse 
me !" 

"Proceed,"  said  I,  "not  in  swearing,  but  in 
praying." 

"As  your  excellency  commands,"  replied  he, 
"  at  the  same  time  I  can  receive  and  execute 
your  lordship's  wishes."  He  recommenced  his 
prayers,  and  in  the  midst  of  a  sentence  (as  it 
appeared  by  his  abruptness),  "but  your  excel- 
lency has  forgotten  the  orders."  "  No,  Van ! " 
said  I,  "  when  your  oration  is  completed."  He 
went  on  with  a  few  syllables  more,  looking  at  me 
all  the  while.  "Command  me,  Eccellenza  Singa! 
we  are  losing  our  time.  The  devil  is  in  me  if  I 
can  not  say  my  prayers  and  hear  my  master  too." 
He  then  went  on  with  a  little  more,  and  stopped 
suddenly.  I  turned  and  left  the  room,  but  heard, 
as  I  was  passing  through  the  door,  the  words, 
"  Ah  poor  heretic  !  he  knows  nothing  of  religion !" 

Van  was  however  the  most  ingenious  and  the 
most  accomplished  man  aboard,  private  or  officer. 
Beside  his  knowledge  of  three  languages,  he 
played  on  two  instruments  of  music,  and  he  could 
pray  fluently  in  a  language  which  not  even  the 
captain  understood,  nor  Van  either,  nor  perhaps 
his  idols.  My  friend  the  lawyer  had  taken  a  great 
fancy  to  him,  and  declared  to  me  he  was  the 
quickest  fellow  he  had  ever  met  with.  His  clerk 
likewise,  who  happened  to  be  fond  of  music, 
offered  to  teach  him  short-hand,  if  Van  in  return 
would  bestow  on  him  a  few  lessons.  Van  was 
indefatigable,  and  told  me  that,  when  he  lost 
the  honour  of  serving  me,  he  would  become  a 
professor  of  short-hand,  and  make  "  a  deafening, 
stupifying,  overwhelming  fortune."  "  Those  En- 
glish," said  he,  "  who  have  no  talents,  get  on  very 
well,  but  those  who  have  any,  know  not  what  to 
do  with  them.  They  sit  in  a  corner  and  mope, 
while  the  others  eat  the  sausage." 

Your  majesty  is  too  gracious  in  listening  to  such 
recitals,  but  really  all  I  can  relate  is  owing  to  my 
servant.  He  wrote  down  in  short-hand  whatever 
passed  in  Frenchland,  and  on  board  the  vessel 
which  conveyed  us  thither.  And  perhaps  in  this 
passage  there  occurred  as  much  to  interest  a 
hearer,  as  during  our  residence  the  whole  ten 
days  on  the  continent.  The  two  factions  in 
England  retain  their  ancient  appellations,  having 
interchanged  principles.  A  Whig  and  a  Tory,  as 
they  are  called,  were  on  board ;  probably  there 
were  many;  but  these  two  held  an  argument,  of 
which  I  have  the  honour  of  laving  a  copy  at  the 
feet  of  your  majesty. 

Emperor.  No,  no,  you  have  laid  enough  and  a 
superfluity  before  my  feet  already,  and  I  doubt 
whether  I  shall  ever  get  through  it:  for  things 


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143 


that  are  laid  before  royal  feet  seldom  mount 
much  higher.  Take  it  up  again  and  read  away, 
Tsing-Ti.  What  I  may  catch  of  it,  is  all  clear 
gain,  and  I  can  afford  to  lose  the  rest  without 
repining. 

Tsing-Ti  (reads.)  "  Whig.  Shall  a  king  of 
England  be  as  intolerant  as  a  monk  of  Sassofer- 
rato  !  Shall  he  withhold  from  Englishmen  and 
Irishmen  what  he  has  bestowed  on  Bremeners 
and  Hanoverians  ?  We  fear  danger,  it  seems,  to 
our  laws,  from  the  event  of  a  Catholic  majority 
in  our  parliament.  The  Catholics  will  never 
constitute  a  tenth  of  it,  reckoning  both  houses. 
Nothing  but  coercion  keeps  them  together.  Brave 
and  honest  and  wise  men  are  Catholics,  because 
they  are  persecuted  for  it,  and  because  it  would 
be  cowardice  and  baseness  (and  therefore  folly) 
to  recede  before  aggression.  Where  there  are 
sounder  creeds  and  more  liberal  institutions, 
Catholicism  may  long  be  a  party  cry,  but  can  not 
long  be  a  religion.  It  will  retain  as  little  of  its 
old  signification  as  Whig  or  Tory.  Gentlemen 
will  disdain  an  authority  which  rests  upon  equi- 
vocation and  prevarication,  which  is  convicted  of 
frauds  and  fallacies,  and  which  insists  that  false- 
hood is  requisite  to  ensure  the  concord  and  tran- 
quillity of  nations.  The  fever  is  kept  up  by  shut- 
ting the  door.  Open  it,  and  the  sufferer  will  walk 
out  with  you,  enjoy  the  same  prospects,  and  en- 
gage in  the  same  interests  and  pursuits.  While 
the  Catholics  are  in  a  state  of  pupilage,  the  priests 
will  continue  to  lead  them  :  no  longer.  Perform 
the  act  of  justice  they  demand,  and  what  differ- 
ence in  any  great  political  question  can  divide 
the  Catholic  from  the  Protestant )  Can  the  Pope 
persuade  the  Irish  to  hazard  their  houses  when 
we  have  made  them  comfortable  1  Hold  nothing 
back  from  any  man  that  is  his ;  and  least  of  all 
urge  as  a  reason  for  it,  that  you  hold  it  back  now 
because  you  have  been  holding  it  back  many 
years.  Be  strictly  just  and  impartial,  and  the 
priest  may  poison  his  affections  and  paralyse  his 
intellect,  but  will  never  shake  off"  his  allegiance 
to  legitimate  authority.  Construct  the  Catholic 
church  in  Ireland  as  you  find  it  constructed  in 
France  and  Germany ;  and  then,  if  the  Pope 
fraudulently  enters  it,  and  stands  at  the  door 
and  threatens,  seize  him  wherever  he  may  run, 
and  punish  him  severely  for  his  impudence.  No 
power  in  these  days  would  interfere  in  his  behalf; 
for  however  some  may  resist  the  oppressing,  none 
can  stand  up  against  the  avenging  arm  of  Britain. 
We  have  given  proofs  of  it,  age  after  age,  and  I 
trust  we  need  not  whisper  in  the  gallery  of  the 
Vatican  what  we  proclaimed  so  lately  from  the 
summit  of  Montmartre. 

"  Tory.  The  Whigs  have  inherently  so  little  of 
liberality,  that  another  party  has  carried  off"  the 
title.  Englishmen  have  been  deprived  of  the 
elective  franchise ;  and  by  whom  ?  by  Whigs. 
Voters  may  give  directions,  may  give  orders,  to 
representatives ;  but  representatives  can  neither 
give  orders  nor  directions  to  voters.  How  much 
less  then  are  we  to  suppose  that  they  shall,  in  law 


or  reason,  sign  a  mandate  for  the  extinction  of  as 
many  as  they  please,  in  order  to  become,  not  the 
representatives  and  executors,  but  the  arbiters 
and  rulers  of  the  rest !  Representation  can  not 
be  changed  or  modified  in  this  manner  while  a 
constitution  is  standing.  When  a  constitution  is 
thrown  down,  and  another  is  about  to  be  erected, 
the  people  may  then  draw  narrower  boundaries 
for  the  exercise  of  its  power,  in  the  hope  (rational 
or  irrational)  of  being  more  peaceable  and 
secure. 

"  Whig.  But  we  drew  wider. 

"  Tory.  You  excluded  some,  and  made  a  dis- 
tinction in  franchises.  It  is  a  solemn  and  a  sacred 
thing  to  draw  a  new  line  for  the  pomceria  of  a 
state.  When  septennial  Parliaments  were  decreed 
by  you  Whigs  in  place  of  triennial,  I  wonder  that 
not  a  jurist,  not  a  demagogue,  told  the  populace 
that  Parliament  had  inherently  no  authority  for 
it.  I  wonder  that  all  the  counties  and  all  the 
boroughs  in  the  kingdom  did  not  recall  their 
betrayers,  and  insist  on  the  preservation  of  their 
franchises.  This  invasion,  this  utter  overthrow 
of  the  English  constitution,  was  the  work  of  our 
enemies,  the  Whigs.  Whenever  they  have  among 
them  an  honest  sentiment,  they  borrow  it ;  and 
when  they  have  done  what  they  want  with  it, 
they  throw  it  aside.  Faction  in  other  countries 
has  come  forward  in  a'  fiercer  and  more  formidable 
attitude  ;  none  ever  growled  so  long  and  felt  so 
little  anger ;  none  ever  grovelled  so  low  and  ex- 
pected so  little  benefit;  none  ever  wagged  its 
tail  so  winningly  and  earned  so  little  confidence. 

"  Whig.  It  is  idle  to  speculate  on  the  irreme- 
diable, or  to  censure  the  measures  of  the  extinct : 
beside,  we  were  talking  not  of  curtailment  but  of 
concession. 

"  Tory.  The  coronation-oath  opposes-it. 

"  Whig.  Parliament,  that  can  place  clauses  and 
inabilities  before  kings,  can  certainly  remove  them. 
Some  have  indeed  been  mad  enough  to  deny  the 
right  of  the  English  people  to  check  or  regulate 
the  royal  prerogative  ;  but  nobody  was  ever  mad 
enough  to  deny  the  right  of  removing  an  impe- 
diment to  the  exercise  of  the  royal  beneficence. 
If  I  exact  an  oath  from  you  for  my  security,  I  may 
absolve  you  from  it  when  I  feel  secure  without  it. 

"  Tory.  Kings  may  have  their  scruples. 

"  Whig.  Some  people  wish  they  had  more. 
But  when  the  scruples  are  about  our  safety,  if  we 
feel  perfectly  safe,  and  they  persist  in  telling  us 
we  can  have  no  such  feeling  unless  we  are  insane, 
they  grossly  wrong  and  insult  us. 

"  Tory.  Harsh  words  !  very  harsh  words  ! 

"  Whig.  Words  are  made  harsh  by  what  they 
fall  on.  The  ground  gives  the  fruit  its  flavour. 

"  Tory.  Excuse  me,  but  you  are  a  very  young 
man,  sir !  and  although  I  am  well  aware  that  your 
merits  quite  correspond  with  your  reputation,  yet, 
pray  excuse  me  !  I  can  not  think  the  opinions  you 
have  delivered  are  altogether  your  own  :  certainly 
the  language  and  the  manner  are  not :  for,  really 
and  truly,  my  dear  sir,  the  last  sentences,  in  my 
humble  opinion,  were  somewhat  short  and  cap- 


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tious,  and  not  quite  so  applicable  to  the  subject 
as  a  close  consistent  reasoner  might  desire. 

"  Whig.  I  resign  them  to  your  discretion,  being 
unable  to  ascertain  the  author;  and  conscientiously 
believing  they  were  mine.  If  wiser  men  have 
delivered  them,  they  must  appear  worth  your  con- 
sideration :  if  unwiser,  what  am  I  to  think  of 
arguments,  thus  urged  by  reasoners  of  less  ability 
than  my  own,  and  yet  such  as  you,  so  acute  in 
ratiocination  and  so  superior  to  sophistry,  can 
not  grapple  with  and  dare  not  meet  1 

"  Tory.  Any  fair  plain  question,  any  intelligible 
proposition !  But  young  birds  take  long  flights, 
and  there  is  no  coming  up  with  them.  If  there 
were  nothing  to  fight  for  but  creeds,  everybody 
would  hold  his  private  one  quietly :  but  the 
Catholic  priest  is  soured  at  the  sight  of  old 
steeples  above  new  sounding-boards,  and  stamps 
for  his  own  again. 

"  Whig.  I  would  not  have  ventured  on  the 
remark.  Should  it  be  just,  people  may  perhaps, 
and  before  twenty  years  are  over  our  heads,  hang 
the  cat  on  this  side  of  the  door  and  the  dog  on 
the  other,  and  end  their  difference  with  one 
string. 

"  Tory.  God  forbid !  But  better  twenty  years 
hence  than  now.  May  I  never  live  to  see  the 
day  when  we  concede  an  iota  to  the  people  of 
Ireland !  We  have  given  them  too  much  already. 

"  Whig.  Certainly;  if  you  never  intended  to 
give  more.  You  showed  your  fears  then,  your 
injustice  now,  your  obstinacy  and  perverseness 
ever.  It  is  wiser  .to  give  freely  than  by  force,  and 
better  to  call  forth  their  gratitude  than  their 
strength. 

"  Tory.  We  must  treat  them  like  brawn :  we 
must  keep  them  long  over  the  fire,  turn  them  out 
slowly,  and  bind  them  tight,  or  we  can  never  slice 
them  regularly  and  neatly. 

"  Whig.  We  may  pay  dear  for  the  ordinary. 
No  nation  is  likely  to  rely  on  the  probity  of 
France,  after  her  ingratitude  and  falsehood  to 
every  ally  on  the  continent ;  to  Spain,  to  Italy, 
to  Poland.  Nevertheless  there  is  none  that 
would  not  receive  from  her  all  the  assistance  it 
could,  consistently  with  its  own  independence. 
At  present,  for  a  time  at  least,  she  makes  no  trial 
of  strength  by  the  tenacity  of  bondage,  but  would 
rather  win,  apparently,  the  affections  of  her  sub- 
jects than  control  the  consciences. 

"  Tory.  She  will  soon  see  her  error,  if  she  goes 
much  farther,  and,  let  us  hope,  correct  it :  other- 
wise we  must  have  another  war  against  her  in 
support  of  our  constitution.  For  such  principles 
spread  like  oil  upon  water,  and  are  inflammable 
as  oil  upon  fire.  France  may  discover  to  her 
cost  that  we  retain  both  our  principles  and  our 
courage. 

"  Whig.  Our  principles,  I  trust,  are  out  of 
danger ;  and,  in  case  of  invasion,  our  courage  too 
would  be  sufficient.  But  as  our  wars  have  usually 
been  conducted,  if  every  man  in  England  had  as 
much  courage  and  as  much  strength  as  Samson, 
it  would  avail  us  little,  unless  we  had  in  addition 


the  scrip  of  his  countryman  Rothschild.  Men  like 
these  support  wars,  and  men  like  Grenville  beget 
them. 

"  Tory.  Not  a  word  against  that  immortal 
man,  if  you  please,  sir !  This  coat  is  his  gift, 
and  his  principles  keep  it  upon  my  shoulders. 
Your  economists,  the  most  radical  of  them,  will 
inform  you  that,  not  money,  but  the  rapid  circu- 
lation of  money,  is  wealth.  Now  what  man  ever 
made  it  circulate  so  rapidly?  All  the  steam- 
engines  that  ever  were  brought  into  action  would 
hardly  move  such  quantities  of  the  precious  metals 
with  such  velocity.  England  is  England  yet. 

"  Whig.  In  maps  and  histories.  After  her  strug- 
gles and  triumphs,  she  is  like  her  soldiers  in  the 
field  of  Waterloo,  slumberous  from  exhaustion. 
The  battles  of  Marlborough  were  followed  by  far 
different  effects.  The  nation  was  only  the  more 
alert  for  its  exertions :  generous  sentiments  pre- 
vailed over  sordid,  public  bver  selfish  :  the  Tory 
showed  that  he  was  a  gentleman,  and  the  Whig 
that  he  was  ready  to  become  one. 

"  Tory.  Where  are  all  these  promises  of  his  1 

"  Whig.  Partially,  if  but  partially,  fulfilled. 
Come,  we  have  been  dragging  our  net  long 
enough  over  weeds  and  shallows  :  let  us  each  pull 
in  our  end  of  the  cord,  and  see  what  we  have 
caught. 

"  Tory.  Admirable  proposal !  The  debates  of 
parties  always  end  in  this  manner,  either  by  word  • 
or  deed. 

"  Whig.  My  meaning  is  different. 

"  Tory.  My  version  is  best. 

"  Whig.  Perhaps  it  may  be :  you  have  many 
adherents.  All  things  in  this  world  have  two 
sides  and  various  aspects.  Sensible  men,  after 
fair  discussion,  come  into  one  another's  terms  at 
last.  Position  gives  colour  to  men  as  to  cameleons. 
Those  on  the  treasury-bench  are  of  a  fine  spring- 
green  ;  those  on  the  opposite  are  rather  blue." 

Thus  terminated  the  discussion;  and  Van, 
striking  his  thigh,  cried  out  in  his  own  language, 
"  Corbezzoli !  Sant- Antonio  1  I  thought  we  had 
rogues  in  Malta." 

EIGHTH   AUDIENCE. 

His  majesty  could  understand  so  much  of  the 
foregoing  debate  (interrupting  it  often  to  ask  me 
for  explanations)  as  made  his  royal  countenance 
gleam  with  smiles.  When  they  fairly  had  sub- 
sided, he  said  compassionately, 

"  I  pity  a  people  that  has  always  a  thief  at  each 
pocket,  and  is  doomed  at  once  to  hear  their 
blusterings  and  to  suffer  their  spoliations.  The 
only  respite  is,  when  the  left-hand  thief  is  taking 
the  right-hand  thief's  place.  Let  me  hear  no 
more  about  them ;  but  rather  say  something  of 
your  descent  on  Frenchland." 

Tsing-Ti.  It  was  happy,  most  happy.  No 
sooner  had  I  landed  than  I  had  the  good  fortune 
to  save  the  life  of  a  fellow-creature.  In  the  city 
of  Calais  there  are  many  women  who,  for  various 
offences,  are  condemned  to  carry  on  their  heads 


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pyramidal  towers  of  nearly  the  same  height  as 
themselves.  The  French  have  invented,  with 
wonderful  ingenuity,  a  process  by  which  linen  is 
tempered  to  the  hardness  of  steel.  Of  such  linen 
are  these  pyramidal  towers  constructed.  Rushing 
toward  me,  under  the  weight  of  one,  the  unfortu- 
nate creature  tripped.  I  sprang  forward  in  time 
to  save  her ;  otherwise  a  swing-gate  of  the  mate- 
rial, which  swing-gate  is  called  a  lappet,  turning 
under  the  chin  as  she  stumbled,  must  inevitably 
have  cut  the  head  off.  My  first  impulse  was  to 
run  into  a  church  and  render  thanks  to  the 
Almighty  for  the  interposition  of  his  providence. 
But  the  woman,  in  an  ecstasy  of  joy,  kissed  me 
again  and  again,  twirled  me  round,  and  danced  a 
religious  dance ;  in  which,  to  the  best  of  my 
ability,  I  joined.  The  people  of  this  city  are 
devout.  Innumerable  parties  were  instantly 
formed  about  us,  and  the  rejoicings  at  so  signal 
a  delivery  were  loud  and  universal.  Indeed,  now 
I  speak  of  loudness,  I  never  was  five  minutes, 
from  sunrise  until  sunset,  in  any  place  so  solitary, 
that  some  loud  voice,  human  or  animal,  did  not 
reach  me  :  yet  several  times  I  was  afar  from  cities, 
and,  as  I  thought,  from  habitations.  When  the 
people  sing,  they  sing  to  the  utmost  pitch  of  their 
voices ;  the  children  cry  and  scream  and  despair 
as  loudly ;  the  dogs  themselves  think  growling 
lost  time,  and  unworthy  of  their  courage,  and 
bark  vociferously.  I  wondered  to  find  the  women 
in  Calais  of  darker  complexion  than  ours  in  Can- 
ton ;  not  only  the  condemned,  and  others  exposed 
to  hard  labour,  but  nearly  all.  The  population 
in  general  of  this  province  is  much  uglier  than 
any  I  visited  in  my  travels.  The  men  forcing 
their  wives  and  daughters  to  live  exposed  to  the 
sun,  and  to  work  hard,  may  account  for  the 
brownness  and  the  wrinkles  of  the  skin,  but  I 
am  unable  to  form  any  conjecture  on  what  causes 
the  hideousness  of  their  features.  My  servant 
cried  out  at  three  who  ogled  him,  "  0  my  sweet 
Marzia-Paolina !  are  these  spettacoli  of  the  same 
pasta  that  thouart?"  and,  crossing  himself,  spat 
upon  the  ground.  He  then  ran  into  every  term 
of  admiration  for  the  beauties  of  Italy.  "  There," 
said  he,  "  they  are  what  Domine-Dio  made  them ; 
natural,  liberal,  sweet-tempered,  and  sincere.  In 
Italy  they  let  you  see  what  they  are ;  in  England 
they  wish  to  make  you  fancy  what  they  ought  to 
be.  Capriciousness  will  not  permit  them  to  be 
tender ;  and  tenderness  will  not  permit  ours  to 
be  capricious :  ours  are  mutable  without  im- 
modesty, and  love  you  again  for  letting  them 
go  free." 

"  I  would  have  driven  him  away  with  stripes," 
said  the  Emperor,  "  if  he  had  given  me  such  a 
description  of  women  ...  so  far  off.  We  must 
think  no  more  about  them,  for  we  have  not  here 
the  castellated  saint  of  Calais  to  preserve  our 
equipoise.  I  am  anxious  to  find  thee  safe  at  the 
capital  of  the  country." 

"  Glad  was  I,  0  my  Emperor !  to  reach  it. 
Every  bone  in  my  body  was  in  pain,  as  if  dis- 
located. No  public  road  in  England  or  China 


is  kept  in  such  a  wretched  condition  as  the  road 
from  Calais  to  Paris.  The  poorest  states  in 
Europe  would  be  ashamed  of  such  a  communi- 
cation of  village  with  village.  I  had  been  un- 
dressed at  Calais  by  the  king's  officers;  I  was 
undressed  again  at  the  barrier  of  Paris," 

"  I  did  not  expect  such  an  honour  would  be  paid 
to  my  subject,"  said  his  majesty  the  Emperor, 
"  as  his  undressing  by  the  king's  own  officers." 
"  It  was  not  intended,"  said  I,  "  as  any  peculiar 
mark  of  favour;  for  the  same  undressing  was  per- 
formed by  the  same  agents  on  the  persons  of 
several  men  and  women." 

"  How !"  exclaimed  his  majesty. 

"  Under  pretext,"  replied  I,  "  of  examining  the 
dresses,  lest  anything  contraband  should  be  con- 
cealed within  them,  but  in  reality  to  extort  money 
from  the  men  and  blushes  from  the  females.  A 
blush  in  Frenchland  is  a  rarity,  and  must  be 
imported.  I  never  saw  one  on  any  native  face ; 
but  then  I  visited  only  the  capital  and  some 
smaller  cities,  and  remained  there  only  ten  days. 
Travellers  are  apt  to  form  too  hasty  conclusions  : 
I  would  avoid  it.  Yet  surely  if  blushes  were  either 
inherent  or  transferable,  some  must  have  made  their 
appearance  at  the  theatre.  The  brothel  and  the 
slaughter-house  seem  to  unite  their  forces  to  sup- 
port the  Parisian  stage :  Civilisation  and  humanity 
stand  aghast  before  it :  Honour  is  travestied  and 
derided.  Without  any  knowledge  of  the  language, 
I  might  have  been  mistaken  in  the  dialogue,  but 
fortunately  Van  Ni  procured  the  pieces  in  print, 
and  translated  them  into  English.  He  himself 
was  greatly  shocked  at  the  scenes  of  selfishness 
and  dishonesty  which  signalised  the  principal 
personages  in  the  drama.  These  however  were 
applauded  by  both  sexes.  He  sought  relief  in  his 
devotions,  and  went  to  perform  them  in  the  prin- 
cipal church.  No  sooner  had  he  begun  his  prayers, 
than  two  young  men,  who  had  been  walking  up 
and  down  the  church,  the  one  with  a  small  monkey 
on  his  shoulder,  the  other  with  a  poodle-dog  half- 
sheared,  stepped  before  him,  and  remarked  in  more 
than  a  whisper,  that,  being  an  Italian,  he  must 
certainly  have  assassinated  somebody,  otherwise 
on  the  right  side  of  forty  he  never  could  have 
fallen  into  such  imbecility  and  decrepitude.  Van 
Ni  hearing  the  word  assassin  applied  to  him,  cried, 
'  Stay  there,  Excellencies,  and,  by  Cosimo  and 
Damiano !  when  I  have  said  another  five  ave- 
marias,  I  will  give  you  soap  to  lather  your  faces 
with.'  He  hurried  through  them,  and  spinning 
on  his  legs,  cried,  '  Now,  Excellencies,  you 
porkers,  this  being  holy  church,  come  out,  and 
meet  a  gallant  man,  who  will  make  tripe  of  you.' 

"  He  came  up  close  to  them,  so  close  that  the 
monkey  sprang  upon  his  head.  Whether  he 
feared  a  bite  or  was  startled  at  the  suddenness  of 
the  action,  he  struck  the  animal  off;  and  the 
poodle,  not  having  formed  any  friendship  with  it, 
seized  it,  shook  it  by  the  throat,  and  tossed  it  into 
the  side  aperture  of  the  confessional.  Van  Ni 
was  struck  with  horror,  and  exclaimed,  "  See  now 
what  you  have  done  !  0  Santa  Orsola !  Santa 


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Apollonia  !  I  am  disembowelled  with  desperation ! 
That  scurvy  animal  will  die  in  the  confessional ! 

0  Giesu-Maria  !  and  the  asinaccio  of  a  father, 
whoever  he  is,  has  taken  away  the  key:  Giesu- 
Maria  ! '     The  two  young  men,  who  had  been 
storming  and  lamenting,  now  burst  forth  into 
immoderate  laughter.     Finding  that,  in  despite 
of  his  displeasure,  the  young  men  continued  in 
their  irrisory  mood,  Van  Ni  admonished  them  a 
second  time,  and  with  greater  seriousness. 

"'Excellencies!'  said  he,  'how  is  this?  Is  it 
convenient  to  turn  into  mockery  a  gallant  man  1 
and  before  the  saints  ?  Holy  Virgin !  if  you  make 
any  more  of  those  verses  at  Gio-Van-Ni-Pa-Ti-Sta, 

1  will  show  you  what  you  shall  see,  and  you  will 
favour  me  by  letting  me  hear  what  you  feel.  What ! 
again !     Mind  me !   I  have  killed  rats  as  good 
meat  as  your  Excellencies,  and  where  your  Excel- 
lencies (pest  on  such  porkery !)  dared  not  come .  .  . 
on  board  a  British  ship,  you  cullions !    Remem- 
ber now  the  words  of  Gio-Van-Ni-Pa-Ti-Sta,  and 
bear  him  respect  another  time.  Cospetto !  Signori ! 
you  go  laughing  on.     If  you  will  only  step  out  of 
this  church,  where  I  would  not  commit  a  spro- 
posito,  by  the  martyrs !  you  shall  laugh  in  laugh 
minore,  and  shake  and  quaver  to  my  instrument. 
Eh !  Eh !  Eh !  but  hear  another  word.     I  have 
tossed  over  the  fire  better  omelets  than  your  Ex- 
cellencies.   And  now  you  know  who  I  am.' 

"  The  young  persons  screamed  aloud  with  merri- 
ment, and  left  the  church. 

"Van  returned  to  me  with  tears  in  his  eyes,  re- 
lated the  whole  occurrence,  and  begged  leave  to 
run  into  another  church  and  make  confession. 
'  Yonder  two  towers/  said  he,  *  are  solid  as 
Malta  and  Gozzo ;  but  Domine-Dio  guard  me  from 
ever  walking  under  them  or  within  reach  of  their 
shadows !  That  cursed  monkey  will  have  died  in 
the  confessional !  No  arm  can  reach  down  to  him ! 
Santa  Vergine !  A  pretty  story  to  be  told  up  there 
in  Paradiso  !  Was  the  fault  mine  ?  Did  I  throw 
him  in  ]  I  ask  ye  all,  all :  have  ye  the  faces  to  say 
it?  O  Misericordia !  .  .  I  wish  I  were  fairly  out 
of  the  country,  after  this ;  particularly  if,  before  I 
go,  I  could  meet  those  two  gentlemen  who  caused 
so  much  heart-breaking  and  scandal.  San  Cris- 
tofano ! ' 

"He  continued  quite  uneasy  for  several  days:  at 
last  he  found  a  master,  who  was  going  into  Italy  ; 
but  he  declared  his  resolution  to  continue  with  me 
until  my  departure,  although  he  should  lose  his 
place.  My  regard  for  him  would  not  allow  this. 
I  rewarded  his  services  more  largely  than  he  ex- 
pected, and  his  tears  fell  together  with  his  kisses 
on  my  hand.  I  reminded  him  of  his  resolution  to 
make  that  stupendous  fortune  by  his  short-hand. 
'Non  pensi !  non  perm, !  lasciamifare ! '  said  he, 
confident  and  contented. 

"  I  was  resolved  to  visit  the  temple  so  calamitous 
to  him.  It  was  full  of  people ;  but  before  the 
altar  I  could  discern  two  figures  kneeling  in  rich 
dresses.  The  one  was  a  man  with  a  face  like  a 
horse's,  the  other  was  a  woman  with  a  face  like  a 
wolf's.  I  thought  they  had  come  thither  to  offer 


up  prayers  and  supplications  that  their  ancient 
visages  might  be  restored  to  them,  with  any  other 
feature  of  lost  humanity  which  their  dresses  might 
conceal.  No  such  thing.  They  were  the  heirs  to 
the  crown ;  and  the  female  was  prostrate  before 
her  favourite  idol,  to  entreat  she  might  have  a 
child.  The  idol,  I  was  told,  only  promised  her  a 
man,  and  did  not  perform  even  that.  On  the  very 
next  day  was  the  horrible  rebellion  which  drove 
the  reigning  dynasty  out  of  Frenchland.  No  re- 
past was  brought  me  at  the  usual  hour,  nor  indeed 
had  I  any  appetite  for  it.  But  toward  the  same 
hour  on  the  day  following  I  grew  hungry,  and 
was  about  to  ring  the  bell  for  the  waiter,  when 
Van  entered  the  room  and  threw  his  arms  about 
my  neck. 

" '  Heavens  be  praised !'  cried  he. 

"I  was  greatly  moved  at  his  affection,  and  assured 
him  I  rejoiced  in  his  safety  as  heartily  as  he  re- 
joiced in  mine. 

" '  Ke !  Ke !'  said  he, '  that  is  all  well ;  but  what 
do  you  think,  Eccellenza  Singa  ?  the  monkey  is 
alive  and  safe  !  The  confessional  pure  and  holy  ! 
Bestiacda!  how  it  moved  my  entrails.' 

"Van  had  been  present  in  the  midst  of  the  car- 
nage, and  heard  a  laugh  close  to  him.  Active  as 
he  was  in  the  combat,  he  turned  his  eye  to  that 
quarter,  and  saw  the  two  young  men  fighting  most 
valiantly.  He  bowed  to  them,  and  they  cheered 
him.  The  fire  of  their  opponents  now  began  to 
slacken,  and  they  came  up  to  him  and  shook  him 
by  the  hand. 

" '  Excellencies  !'  said  he,  '  I  bear  you  no  ill-will, 
for  a  Christian  has  no  malice  in  his  heart,  but  you 
and  that  monkey  have  put  my  soul  in  peril,  and 
it  is  right  you  should  know  it.  The  money  that 
ugly  beast  used  to  cost  you  in  feeding  him,  ought 
to  go  to  the  priest.' 

" '  I  could  not  find  a  more  legitimate  heir,'  said 
the  owner ;  '  but  he  may  make  his  own  will  yet.' 

"  '  He  lives  then !  he  lives !'  cried  Van  Ni.  'The 
saints  be  praised !  I  shall  not  want  your  money 
for  masses,  should  the  worst  befall  me.' 

"Van  Ni,  knowing  my  state  of  inanition,  ran  to 
the  nearest  cook's  shop  for  a  dish  of  meat,  telling 
me  that  his  master  had  escaped  from  Paris,  and 
had  left  a  note,  the  purport  of  which  was, 
that  he  would  write  to  him  again  when  he  had 
found  a  place  of  safety  in  Switzerland  or  Tyrol. 
On  this  day  I  did  not  perceive  any  difference 
in  the  cookery,  and  although  I  did  perceive  it 
the  day  following,  I  said  nothing.  However  at 
last  I  remarked  it :  whereupon  Van  Ni  said, '  Ec- 
cellenza !  I  quite  forgot  to  tell  you  that  he  who 
was  pamphleteer  and  gazetteer,  and  critic  and 
cook,  is  now  become,  or  about  to  become,  prime 
minister.' " 

When  I  had  recited  so  much  of  my  narrative 
to  his  majesty  the  Emperor,  he  laid  his  imperial 
hand  benignly  on  my  shoulder,  saying, 

"  0  Tsing-Ti !  the  occidental  world  orientalises 
rapidly.  Anything  farther  about  this  dexterous 
lucky  slave !" 

"  Little  more,"  answered  I.    "  On  his  eleva- 


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tion  a  Parisian  poet  wrote  some  complimentary 
verses;  but  the  ancient  idiom  of  the  French 
language,  which  he  chose,  is  beyond  my  compre- 
hension :  permit  me  therefore  to  lay  before  the 
footstool  of  your  Majesty  the  scroll  containing 
them. 

Die  sodes,  animose,  die  Thiersi ! 

Tantus  quum  fueris  domi  forisque, 

Ilia  denique  nations  cretus 

Quae  jacentia,  quse  m inuta,  verbis 

(N6sti)  magnificis  solet  vocare ;   ", 

Die,  quum  sis  patre  major  in  eulin.-i 

(Nee  pater  tamen  infimus  coquorum) 

Cur,  tanto  ingenio  unice  maligni, 

Te  Galli  vocitent  tui  Coquinum  f 

Quare  te  minuant  ita,  O  Tbiersi  ? 

His  majesty  the  Emperor  cast  his  eye  on  them 
as  they  were  lying  on  the  carpet,  and  said  gravely, 

"  The  characters  are  European,  but  several  of 
the  words  I  discover  to  bear  a  close  affinity  to  the 
Kobolsk  Tartar." 

His  majesty  is  an  etymologist. 

"  I  have  been  thinking,"  said  his  majesty  the 
Emperor,  "  how  that  ancient  French  resembles 
the  loftier  language  under  the  rising  sun.  I  re- 
gret that  thou  hadst  not  leisure  to  acquire  some 
knowledge  both  of  the  ancient  and  the  modern." 

"  I  regret  it  also,  my  Emperor,"  said  I ; 
"  not  because  the  nations  of  Europe  agree  to 
converse  .in  the  modern  as  being  central,  but 
because  it  contains  our  Fables,  told  in  a  manner 
far  more  delightful  than  with  us.  No  language 
in  Europe  is  said  to  be  so  scanty  or  so  inhar- 
monious :  but,  there  being  so  little  room  in  it, 
you  can  not  get  out  of  your  way.  Precision  is  its 
merit.  As  in  England  the  belief  of  Christianity 
is  allowed  to  one  sect  and  the  profession  to 
another,  so  in  Frenchland  the  written  language 
is  one  thing,  another  the  spoken.  There  is  how- 
ever a  faint  similitude,  which  may  be  discovered 
even  by  a  learner.  I  took  but  seven  lessons,  yet 
could  perceive  it  when  it  was  carefully  pointed 
out.  My  teacher  was  an  impostor,  who  wished 
to  keep  me  long  under  his  hands.  Not  contented 
with  asserting  that  the  authors  of  Frenchland 
are  superior  to  the  best  of  England,  of  Italy,  of 
Germany,  of  Spain,  and  that  the  language  is  softer 
and  more  flexible  than  the  Russian  and  the 
Swedish,  he  attempted  to  persuade  me  that  et, 
est,  ez,  ex,  oien,  ais,  oit,  aix,  and  many  more,  had 
all  the  same  sound.  This  was  evidently  to  save 
his  trouble,  and  to  make  me  ridiculed.  ." 

"  That  can  not  be  a  language,"  said  the  Empe- 
ror, "  of  which  the  sounds  are  reducible  to  no  rules; 
unless  as  we  apply  the  term  when  we  say  the 
language  of  birds  and  beasts.  Letters  and  sylla- 
bles were  not  made  to  be  thrown  away  or  spit  out. 
Every  sign,  every  symbol,  denotes  one  thing,  and 
only  one.  The  same  finger  of  a  direction-post  can 
not  show  twenty  roads.  Having  now  the  advantage 
of  thy  servant  again,  I  hope  thou  enjoyedst  by  his 
means  the  opportunity  of  conversing  with  the 
learned,  and  greatly  more  to  thy  comfort  than 
if  thou  hadst  been  under  the  guidance  of  a  teacher 
so  mischievous  and  malicious." 


"  Yes,"  answered  I,  "  the  moment  my  fears 
abated,  I  was  conducted  to  visit  a  few  of  them, 
carrying  with  me  my  letters  of  introduction.  I 
had  none  for  scientific  men,  of  whom  there  are 
several  in  Paris  of  the  first  eminence.  Works 
of  genius,  apart  from  science,  there  are  few,  and, 
by  what  I  heard,  of  quite  another  order.  There 
are  however  two  poets  of  some  distinction  :  one 
raises  the  enthusiasm  of  the  vivacious  and  the 
liberal  by  the  energy  of  his  songs,  the  other  is 
more  in  esteem  with  the  devout,  which  compen- 
sates for  the  want  of  vigour  and  originality.  I 
thought  I  could  not  conciliate  the  lover  of  liberty 
more  readily  than  by  comparing  its  triumph  at 
the  previous  day  with  its  suppression  under  the 
iron  hand  of  Napoleon.  'He  abolished  your 
republic,  he  devised  a  catechism  for  your  children, 
by  which  unquestioning  and  blind  obedience  was 
inculcated ;  he  forged  the  glorious  arms  of  your 
patriots  and  defenders  into  chains  long  and  strong 
enough  to  hold  everlastingly  in  thraldom  all  their 
future  progeny.'  .  „  '  Sit  down,  sir,'  said  the  poet, 
'  and  hold  your  tongue.  Don't  repeat  in  this 
house  the  eastern  dream  of  an  opium-eater.  We 
are  warm  with  the  unsetting  glory  of  France.' 

"  Perceiving  that  I  had  given  offence,  and  sus- 
pecting that  I  had  mistaken  the  house,  I  returned 
home,  and,  when  his  speech  was  interpreted  to 
me,  I  looked  in  my  dictionary  for  the  word  glory. 
I  found  it  often  meant  the  glitter  that  painters 
put  over  the  heads  of  idols ;  and  this  was  truly 
its  most  intelligible  and  its  most  common  accep- 
tation. Knowing  to  a  certainty  that  the  devouter 
poet  was  attached  to  the  king  of  the  last  week,  I 
condoled  with  him  on  the  disaster  of  a  monarch 
so  pious  and  unfortunate.  He  bowed.  The  only 
comfort  I  could  offer  him  was,  that  talents  had 
never  lost  their  value  in  Frenchland,  through  all 
the  vicissitudes  of  thirty  years ;  and  that  scarcely 
Prussia  or  Russia  was  more  admirable  for  the  ad- 
vancement of  literary  men.  He  bowed,  and 
answered  in  an  undertone  of  voice,  '  I  really  do 
not  pretend  to  know  anything  of  those  people :  I 
only  know  that  our  houses  are  degraded  at  every 
step  that  his  majesty  has  been  constrained  to  take. 
All  ranks  and  orders  are  confounded,  and  the 
high  sense  of  honour  which  was  peculiar  to 
Frenchland,  and  which  formerly  made  the  meanest 
Frenchman's  heart  leap  impatiently  out  of  his 
bosom,  lies  prostrate  and  half-extinct.' 

"  I  thought  I  had  been  listening  to  a  Montmo- 
rency  (French  for  old  noble) ;  but  on  inquiry  I 
found  I  had  not  been  guilty  of  that  mistake. 

"  Out  of  respect  to  the  ancient  nobility,  such  at 
least  I  presume  is  the  motive,  many  young  per- 
sons in  that  country,  whether  of  the  commissariat 
or  the  coach-office,  are  grave  and  taciturn  when 
privileges  or  privations  are  mentioned.  They 
draw  themselves  up  into  the  stiffness  and  concen- 
tration of  mummies,  and  from  their  swathings 
and  cases  stare  us  into  stone.  These  however 
are  civil  and  distant ;  and  perhaps  their  distance 
is  the  best  part  of  their  civility.  Another  set  is 
less  tolerable :  it  assumes  the  name  of  Young 

L2 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


France.  Whatever  can  be  conceived  of  insolence 
and  audacity  is  put  into  daily  practice  by  these 
troublesome  and  restless  barbarians.  I  could  not 
refrain  from  making  the  remark  to  a  gentleman 
of  philosophical  cast,  who  came  to  visit  me,  add- 
ing, that  surely  all  the  abuses  of  the  extinct  nobi- 
lity, with  all  the  absurdity  and  injustice  of  its 
hereditariness,  were  less  intolerable. 

"  '  The  older  creation  of  the  nobility,'  said  he, 
'like,  the  older  of  animals  lately  discovered  by 
the  geologists,  is  more  ill-constructed  and  ill- 
favoured  than  the  recenter;  so  that  it  pleased 
God  to  put  an  end  to  it,  and  to  try  such  other 
forms  as  might  be  convenient  to  carry  his  designs 
into  execution.  But  either  is,  as  you  say,  better 
than  this  ditch-spawn.' 

"Finding  him  a  calm  and  reasonable  man,  I  ven- 
tured to  congratulate  him  on  the  near  prospect 
of  peace  and  tranquillity  in  his  country,  and  on 
the  enthusiasm  his  new  king  excited.  He  bowed 
to  me,  and  answered, 

"  'We  have  at  last  a  chance  of  it.  These  forty 
years  past  we  have  had  our  Goddesses  of  Liberty, 
Goddesses  of  Reason,  Goddesses  of  Theophilan- 
thropy,  Goddesses  of  War,  screaming  and  pulling 
caps  in  the  Place  de  la  Concorde.  We  have  had 
white  feathers,  red  feathers,  eagle's  feathers,  cock's 
feathers,  and  at  last  no  feathers  at  all.  We  have 
gone  kingless,  breechless,  lawless,  and  constitu- 
tionless  :  we  can  not  be  well  less  at  present.  We 
have  gone  booted  into  every  drawing-room  on  the 
continent,  and  our  spurs  have  torn  off  every 
flounce  and  train.  Finally,  we  put  them  on  our- 
selves, and  swaggered  about  for  a  while  with 
much  theatrical  effect.  One  unlucky  day  the 
first  actor,  who  never  could  walk  straight  nor  see 
three  inches  before  him,  caught  his  own  long- 
tailed  robe  with  his  spur,  and  being  an  impetuous 
man,  gave  such  a  plunge  that  it  fell  off  his  shoul- 
ders, and  left  the  whole  of  him  as  bare  as  the 
back  of  my  hand.  The  inferior  actors  were  scan- 
dalised at  the  disgrace  brought  on  the  profession, 
but  no  one  had  the  dexterity  or  presence  of  mind 
to  pick  up  the  long-tailed  robe.  At  last  it  was 
claimed  by  a  fat  man,  who  drew  it  across  his 
belly,  and  made  the  ends  meet  as  well  as  he 
could ;  but  much  was  wanting.  When  he  died, 
the  priests  seized  upon  it,  and  cut  it  up  in  pieces 
to  put  under  their  wine-cups.  But  you  were 
speaking  of  our  happy  acquisition.  Depend  upon 
it,  the  present  king  is  no  such  a  novice  in  the 
trade  as  some  about  him  would  persuade  him. 
He  is  fitter  to  govern  us  than  any  man  we  have 
seen  for  two  centuries.  He  will  never  have  a 
minister  who  is  not  taken  from  the  ranks ;  never 
a  man  of  genius,  never  an  honest  man ;  but  se- 
condary and  plausible.  The  reason  is,  that 
whenever  they  displease  him,  their  removal  will 
only  render  him  more  popular.  Added  to  which, 
it  is  always  gratifying  to  the  populace,  and  by  no 
means  offensive  to  the  middle  classes,  to  see  low 
people  raised.  In  one  word,  Louis-Philippe  is 
the  only  person  of  ancient  family  in  France  who 
may  not  justly  be  reproached  with  degeneracy. 


I  do  assure  you,  he  is  as  honest  a  man  as  his 
father,  and  farthermore,  has  learned  the  secret 
of  keeping  a  wiser  head  on  his  shoulders.  He 
has  the  shrewdness  of  Richelieu,  the  suppleness 
of  Mazarin ;  all  their  rapacity,  all  their  pertina- 
city; the  arrogance  of  both,  the  vanity  of  neither. 
Whatever  there  is  about  him  tells  for  something ; 
and  we  must  pay  its  value  to  the  uttermost.  His 
royal  foot  rests  so  assuredly  on  well-beaten  and 
levelled  France,  that  the  telescope  with  which  he 
looks  leisurely  on  the  world  around  him  is  not 
shaken  a  hair's  breadth.  I  will  answer  for  him, 
there  is  no  potentate  in  Europe  whom  he  has  not 
already  convinced  of  his  loyalty  and  good  inten- 
tions; and  when  you  return  to  China  you  will 
find  that  he  has  offered  your  Emperor  to  assist 
him  in  putting  down  the  refractory  spirit  of  the 
Tartars,  being  well  in  harmony  with  his  brother 
the  Emperor  of  Russia,  who  is  equally  ready  to 
exert  his  kind  offices  to  the  same  effect.' " 

Emperor.  It  is  unhandsome  to  sue  for  such 
generosity  until  the  time  of  need,  or  to  take  every 
word  to  the  letter. 

Tsing-Ti.  I  was  not  aware  of  the  existence 
of  such  a  sect  as  Young  France,  until  I  was 
shoved  off  the  pavement  by  a  stripling,  who 
was  troubled  with  a  hairy  mole  on  the  nether 
lip.  Not  being  his  father,  the  misfortune  could 
nohow  be  attributed  to  me.  I  had  acquired 
enough  of  the  language  to  enable  me  to  ask  him 
to  what  dignitary  I  had  the  honour  of  surrendering 
my  station.  "  I  represent  the  Young  France," 
cried  he. 

I  bowed  profoundly,  and  was  constrained  to 
answer  in  English,  for  my  French  failed  me  at  so 
long  a  breath.  "  I  shall  be  most  happy  in  the 
opportunity  of  congratulating  the  Young  France 
on  her  having  learned  by  heart  the  first  lesson  of 
politeness." 

He  raised  his  arm  to  strike  me ;  but  a  German, 
of  about  the  same  age,  who  happened  to  be  pass- 
ing at  the  time,  said  to  him  calmly,  "  Remember, 
sir,  we  have  fired  at  the  same  academy,  and  my 
ball  usually  went  nearer  the  bull's  eye." 

Young  France  recovered  at  once  his  memory 
and  his  temper.  I  returned  home  in  perturba- 
tion: for,  0  my  Emperor!  I  have  not  yet  outlived 
all  my  passions.  God  has  been  pleased  to  grant 
me  a  lively  consciousness  of  my  existence,  by 
implanting  in  me  deeply  the  fear  of  losing  it. 

My  servant  was  not  alone  when  I  entered.  In 
his  walk  homeward,  hearing  his  native  tongue  in 
the  streets,  he  accosted  the  speakers :  "  Excellen- 
cies !"  cried  he.  "  We  are  no  excellencies ;  we 
are  exiles,"  answered  one  of  them.  "  The  better ! 
the  better !"  said  honest  warm-hearted  Van  Ni. 
"  I  dare  invite  you  then  to  my  house.  Come 
along :  pardon  me  if  I  walk  before  you." 

Hearing  voices  in  my  apartment,  I  halted 
at  the  door,  and  caught  what  I  was  afterward 
told  were  these  words,  which  Van  Ni  wrote 
down :  "  We  have  no  right  to  complain  of  our  for- 
tune, young  or  old.  Was  not  Tasso  chained  to  his 
bed-post  ?  Was  not  he  half-starved  in  the  house 


PHILIP  II.  AND  DONA  JUANA  COELHO. 


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of  Cardinal  Scipione  1  Was  not  he  driven  out  of 
it  1  Was  not  he  defrauded  of  his  own  cottage  ] 
Would  his  best  friend  lend  him  the  few  crowns 
which,  he  said,  might  save  him  from  starvation 
and  distraction1?  Princes,  you  see,  did  much 
against  him ;  but  not  all.  The  manly  breast  can 
bear  any  blow  unless  from  the  hand  it  cherished." 
He  who  was  listening  now  struck  his  forehead, 
and  .groaned  aloud.  "'Tis  there!"  cried  he, 
"and  that  blow  reaches  me  in  this  chamber." 
"I,"  said  the  exhorter  and  comforter,  "I  can 
only  pity  you  then.  No  balm  grows  in  those 
deserts ;  no  dew  falls  there  !  Alas,  my  friend  ! 
if  only  persecuted  genius  were  pouring  forth  his 
lamentation,  I  could  soar  above  him  and  bring 
him  airs  from  heaven.  I  would  point  up  to  Dante 
in  the  skies.  Was  not  Dante  an  exile  ]  was  not 
Dante  in  danger  of  being  burnt  alive  1  was  not 
that  sentence  passed  against  him1?  A  republic 
did  it ;  his  own  republic.  Italy  is  beautiful  yet, 
and  once  was  glorious ;  but  the  nurse  of  genius 
is  older  than  she.  Brought  up  and  fostered  in 
the  soft  clime  of  Syracuse,  she  breathed  her  last 
in  the  palm-groves  of  the  Ptolemies." 

I  took  advantage  of  this  pause,  and  instantly 
told  my  servant  to  be  seated  again  and  to  call 
his  friends.  "  Eccellenza ! "  said  he,  "  how  is  it 
possible  1  how  is  it  possible  I  can  be  so  wanting  to 
my  duty  1  These  gentlemen  are  my  countrymen, 
and  in  tribulation." 

Meanwhile  they  were  standing,  and  making 
many  apologies. 

"  Persons  of  your  worth  and  misfortunes  pain 
me  more  than  sufficiently,"  said  I,  "  without  the 
trouble  you  are  taking  in  these  explanations." 

"I  invited  them  to  my  house,  Eccellenza!" 
said  Van  Ni.  "  Now,  Signori !  do  not  servants 
in  Italy  always  use  the  expression,  my  house]  We 


should  think  it  more  presumptuous  to  say  our 
house;  because  it  would  seem  to  indicate  that 
we  placed  ourselves  on  an  equality  with  our 
masters."  They  acknowledged  that  the  expres- 
sion was  universal  in  their  country,  and  had  only 
to  regret'  that  by  its  misrepresentation  it  had 
caused  me  such  an  inconvenience. 

I  could  not  but  compare  their  manners  with 
the  French,  very  greatly  to  their  advantage,  and 
fancied  that  even  the  English  might  learn  some- 
thing from  them.  Certainly  the  islanders  are 
thick-rinded  and  rather  sour. 

No  persuasion  of  mine  could  induce  the  exiles 
to  remain.  They  fancied  I  was  an  Englishman 
from  the  East  Indies,  and  hoped  I  would  exert 
my  influence  for  the  delivery  of  their  country. 

"  If  my  master  were  an  Englishman,  he  would 
feel  it  his  duty,"  said  Van  Ni ;  "  for  Englishmen 
threw  you,  bound  hand  and  foot,  among  the  dogs." 

His  majesty  the  Emperor  asked  me  whether 
the  Italians  were  not  from  that  country  which 
pretended  to  the  monopoly  of  religion.  I  was 
not  quite  sure,  and  told  him  so. 

"  I  have  a  suspicion,"  said  his  majesty,  "  that 
the  old  sorcerer  lay  somewhere  thereabout." 

I  believe  he  was  near  the  mark  ;  but  my  me- 
mory failed  me.  He  then  asked  about  the  causes 
of  the  insurrection  and  revolution  in  Frenchland. 
My  reply  was,  that  the  king  had  been  persuaded 
by  his  courtiers  to  take  away  some  things  which 
he  had  given ;  and  his  people  said  that  he  had 
given  them  what  was  theirs  before ;  that  it  was 
an  indignity  to  offer  it  at  first;  that  it  was  a 
defiance  to  seize  it  again;  and  that  he  had  no 
right  to  stand  above  the  laws. 

"  It  is  the  glory  of  princes,"  said  his  majesty  the 
Emperor,  "  to  stand  the  foremost  under  them." 


PHILIP  II.  AND  DONA  JUANA  COELHO. 


Juana.  Condescend,  0  my  king  !  to  hear  me. 

Philip.  By  what  means,  Dona  Juana,  have  you 
obtained  this  admission  to  my  presence  ] 

Juana.  Sire,  by  right  of  my  sex  and  my  mis- 
fortunes. 

Philip.  And  what  misfortune  of  yours,  pray, 
madam,  is  it  in  my  power  to  remove  or  alleviate  ] 

Juana.  All  mine,  0  most  puissant  monarch ! 
and  nearly  all  the  heaviest  that  exist  on  earth  ; 
the  providence  of  God  having  placed  the  larger 
part  of  the  known  world  under  the  sceptre  or  the 
influence  of  your  majesty. 

Philip.  And  the  more  suffering  part,  no  doubt. 
God,  and  his  mother,  and  the  blessed  saints,  have 
exalted  me  to  my  station,  that  I  may  bring  chas- 
tisement on  the  perverse  and  rebellious,  and  ward 
it  off  from  the  dutiful  and  obedient.  I  have  now 
little  leisure  :  to  the  point  then. 

Juana.  0  sire  !  my  husband  has  offended  :  I 
know  not  how. 

Philip.  Nor  should  you.  His  offence  is  against 
the  state. 


Juana.  He  has  been  secretary  many  years  to 
your  majesty;  and  in  times  and  circumstances 
the  most  trying,  he  has  ever  been  a  faithful  vassal. 
The  riches  he  possesses  flowed  in  great  measure 
from  royal  bounty ;  none  from  treason,  none  from 
peculation,  none  from  abuse  of  power. 

Philip.  Know  you  his  steps,  his  thoughts  ? 

Juana.  I  have  always  shared  them. 

Philip.  Always  1  no  madam.  Let  me  tell  you, 
he  aspires  too  high. 

Juana.  0  sire !  that  is  a  generous  fault,  the 
fault  of  every  one  who  loves  glory,  of  every  true 
Spaniard,  and,  above  all,  of  Antonio  Perez. 

Philip.  When  did  he  first  begin  to  look  so 
loftily  1 

Juana.  When  first  he  aspired  to  serve  your 
majesty. 

Philip.  Has  he  no  gratitude,  no  sense  of  duty, 
no  feeling  of  nothingness,  as  becomes  a  subject? 
I  made  him  what  he  is.  Tell  me  no  more  I  en- 
riched him ;  that  is  little :  beside,  I  know  not 
that  I  did  it ;  and  I  could  only  wish  to  have  done 


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it,  that  I  might  undo  it.  I  can  not  remember  that 
he  has  had  anything  from  me  beyond  the  salary 
of  his  offices ;  but  those  who  accept  my  money  for 
any  services  would  just  as  readily  accept  it  from 
my  enemies.  They  care  no  more  from  whose  hand 
it  comes,  than  whose  effigy  it  bears. 

Juana.  He  had  enough  and  abundantly  from 
his  offices ;  nor  indeed  was  he  without  a  patri- 
mony, nor  I  without  a  dower. 

Philip.  He  should  have  minded  his  business ; 
he  should  have  taken  example  from  Scovedo. 

Juana.  Sire,  it  becomes  not  me  to  express 
astonishment,  or  even  to  feel  it,  in  the  august 
presence. 

Philip.  Something  very  like  astonishment  pro- 
duces good  effects  occasionally.  Madam,  would 
you  wish  further  audience  1 

Juana.  Too  graciously  vouchsafed  me  !  Sire ! 
Antonio  Perez,  my  husband,  is  accused  of  being 
privy  to  the  assassination  .  .  . 

Philip.  Unmannerly,  ill-featured  expression  ! 

Juana.  Of  his  colleague  Scovedo.  I  come  to 
intreat,  on  the  part  of  his  family  and  of  mine,  that 
he  may  be  brought  to  trial  speedily  and  openly. 
If  your  majesty  will  indulge  us  with  this  further 
act  of  royal  clemency  and  favour,  I  engage  that  a 
crime  so  detestable,  a  crime  from  which  the  nature 
of  Don  Antonio  is  abhorrent,  shall  be  removed 
for  ever  from  our  house. 

Philip.  At  my  good  pleasure  I  may  confront 
him  with  his  accomplices. 

Juana.  Alas  !  alas  !  who  are  the  guilty  ? 

Philip.  Who!  who?  (Aside.)  Suspicious, auda- 
cious woman  !  Some  have  suspected  those  about 
the  Princess  of  Evoli,  and  have  watched  her. 

Juana.  Kind  soul !  may  never  harm  befall  her 
from  their  wiles!  Beauty,  that  should  fill  the 
world  with  light  and  happiness,  brings  only  evil 
spirits  into  it,  and  is  blighted  by  malignity  and 
grief.  Who  upon  earth  could  see  the  Princess  of 
Evoli,  and  not  be  softened  ? 

Philip.  The  injured ;  the  insulted. 

Juana.  Alas!  even  she  then  serves  the  pur- 
poses of  the  envious.  From  the  plant  that  gives 
honey  to  the  bee,  the  spider  and  waep  draw 
poison. 

Philip.  You  know  the  lady  very  intimately. 

Juana.  She  honours  me  with  her  notice. 

Philip.  She  honours  your  husband  too  with 
her  notice,  does  she  not? 

Juana.  Most  highly. 

Philip.  Then,  madam,  by  the  saints,  he  dies ! 

Juana.  0  sire  !  recall  the  threat ! 

Philip.  We  never  threaten ;  we  sentence. 

Juana.  He  is  innocent !     By  the  beloved  of 


God !  by  the  Fountain  of  Truth  and  Purity !  he  is 
innocent ! 

Philip.  And  she  too  !  and  she  too !  marvel  of 
virtue !  A  brazen  breast  would  split  with  laughter. 
She !  Evoli !  Evoli  ! 

Juana.  Is  as  innocent  as  he.  0  sire !  this 
beautiful  and  gentle  lady  .  .  . 

Philip.  Ay,  ay,  very  gentle ;  she  brings  men's 
heads  to  the  scaffold  if  they  have  ever  lain  in 
her  lap. 

Juana.  The  unsuspicious,  generous  princess  .  . 

Philip.  Killed  the  poor  fool  Scovedo. 

Juana.  Pardon  me,  sire  !  she  hardly  knew  him, 
and  bore  no  ill-will  toward  him. 

Philip.  Nor  toward  Perez ;  at  worst,  not  very 
spiteful.  Dead  secretaries  and  dead  rats  should 
drive  off  living  ones.  He  was  useful  to  me,  I 
mean  Scovedo,  even  when  alive ;  I  can  not  afford 
one  like  him  every  day.  Do  you  hear,  Dona 
Juana? 

Juana.  Perfectly,  sire. 

Philip.  And  understand  ? 

Juana.  As  well  as  I  dare. 

Philip.  Could  you  live  in  privacy,  with  your 
accomplishments  and  your  beauty  ? 

Juana.  Alas !  I  wish  it  had  always  been  my  lot ! 

Philip.  I  may  promote  you  to 'that  enviable 
situation. 

Juana.  My  husband,  now  he  has  lost  the  coun- 
tenance of  your  majesty,  would  retreat  with  me 
from  the  world. 

Philip.  It  is  not  in  open  places  that  serpents 
hatch  their  eggs.  God  protects  me  :  I  must  pro- 
tect the  state  :  Perez  is  unworthy  of  you. 

Juana.  Sire,  if  I  thought  him  so,  I  would  try 
to  make  him  worthy. 

Philip.  There  are  offences  that  women  can  not 
pardon. 

Juana.  Then  they  should  retire,  and  learn  how. 

Philip.  That  insolent  and  ungrateful  man 
wrongs  and  despises  you.  He  too,  among  the 
rest,  presumes  to  love  the  Princess  of  Evoli. 

Juana.  Who  does  not  ? 

Philip.  Who  shall  dare?  Perez,  I  tell  you 
again,  has  declared  his  audacious  passion  to  her ! 

Juana.  Then  God  forgive  him  his  impetuosity 
and  sinfulness !  If  she  rejected  him,  he  is  punished. 

Philip.  If!  .  .  if!  Do  you  pretend,  do  you 
imagine,  she  would  listen  to  one  like  him  ?  Do  you 
reason  about  it ;  do  you  calculate  on  it ;  do  you 
sigh  and  weep  at  it,  as  if  in  your  spite  and  stupi- 
dity you  could  believe  it !  By  the  blood  of  the 
martyrs,  I  will  drain  the  last  drop  of  that  traitor's ! 
Off!  unclasp  my  knee !  I  can.  not  wait  for  the 
words  in  your  throat ! 


STEELE  AND  ADDISON. 


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STEELE    AND   ADDISON. 


Addison.  Dick!  I  am  come  to  remonstrate 
with  you  on  those  unlucky  habits  which  have 
been  so  detrimental  to  your  health  and  fortune. 

Stede.  Many  thanks,  Mr.  Addison ;  but  really 
my  fortune  is  not  much  improved  by  your  arrest- 
ing me  for  the  hundred  pounds;  nor  is  my  health, 
if  spirits  are  an  indication  of  it,  on  seeing  my 
furniture  sold  by  auction  to  raise  the  money. 

Addison.  Pooh,  pooh,  Dick !  what  furniture 
had  you  about  the  house  ? 

Steele.  At  least  I  had  the  arm-chair,  of  which 
you  never  before  had  dispossessed  me  longer  than 
the  evening ;  and  happy  should  I  have  been  to 
enjoy  your  company  in  it  again  and  again,  if  you 
had  left  it  me. 

Addison.  We  will  contrive  to  hire  another. 
I  do  assure  you,  my  dear  Dick,  I  have  really  felt 
for  you. 

Stede.  I  only  wish,  my  kind  friend,  you  had 
not  put  out  your  feelers  quite  so  far,  nor  exactly 
in  this  direction;  and  that  my  poor  wife  had 
received  an  hour's  notice ;  she  might  have  carried 
a  few  trinkets  to  some  neighbour.  She  wanted 
her  salts ;  and  the  bailiff  thanked  her  for  the  bot- 
tle that  contained  them,  telling  her  the  gold  head 
of  it  was  worth  pretty  nearly  half-a-guinea. 

Addison.  Lady  Steele  then  wanted  her  smell- 
ing-bottle 1  Dear  me !  the  weather,  I  apprehend, 
is  about  to  change.  Have  you  any  symptoms  of 
your  old  gout  ? 

Stede.  My  health  has  been  long  on  the  decline, 
you  know. 

Addison.  Too  well  I  know  it,  my  dear  friend, 
and  I  hinted  it  as  delicately  as  I  could.  Nothing 
on  earth  beside  this  consideration  should  have 
induced  me  to  pursue  a  measure  in  appearance  so 
unfriendly.  You  must  grow  more  temperate  .  . 
you  really  must. 

Stede.  Mr.  Addison,  you  did  not  speak  so 
gravely  and  so  firmly  when  we  used  to  meet  at 
Will's.  You  always  drank  as  much  as  I  did,  and 
often  invited  and  pressed  me  to  continue,  when  I 
was  weary,  sleepy,  and  sick. 

Addison.  You  thought  so,  because  you  were 
drunk.  Indeed,  at  my  own  house  I  have  some- 
times asked  you  to  take  another  glass,  in  compli- 
ance with  the  rules  of  society  and  hospitality. 

Stede.  Once,  it  is  true,  you  did  it  at  your  house; 
the  only  time  I  ever  had  an  invitation  to  dine  in 
it.  The  Countess  was  never  fond  of  the  wit  that 
smells  of  wine :  her  husband  could  once  endure  it. 

Addison.  We  could  talk  more  freely,  you  know, 
at  the  tavern.  There  we  have  dined  together 
some  hundred  times. 

Ste,de.  Most  days,  for  many  years. 

Addison.  Ah  Dick  !  Since  we  first  met  there, 
several  of  our  friends  are  gone  off  the  stage. 

Steele.  And  some  are  still  acting. 

Addison.  Forbear,  my  dear  friend,  to  joke  and 
smile  at  infirmities  or  vices.  Many  have  departed 


from  us,  in  consequence,  I  apprehend,  of  indul- 
ging in  the  bottle  !  When  passions  are  excited, 
when  reason  is  disturbed,  when  reputation  is  sul- 
lied, when  fortune  is  squandered,  and  when  health 
is  lost  by  it,  a  retreat  is  sounded  in  vain.  Some 
can  not  hear  it,  others  will  not  profit  by  it. 

Steele.  I  must  do  you  the  justice  to  declare, 
that  I  never  saw  any  other  effect  of  hard  drink- 
ing upon  you,  than  to  make  you  more  circumspect 
and  silent. 

Addison.  If  ever  I  urged  you,  in  the  warmth 
of  my  heart,  to  transgress  the  bounds  of  sobriety, 
I  entreat  you,  as  a  Christian,  to  forgive  me. 

Stede.  Most  willingly,  most  cordially. 

Addison.  I  feel  confident  that  you  will  think 
of  me,  speak  of  me,  and  write  of  me,  as  you  have 
ever  done,  without  a  diminution  of  esteem.  We 
are  feeble  creatures ;  we  want  one  another's  aid 
and  assistance ;  a  want  ordained  by  Providence, 
to  show  us  at  once  our  insufficiency  and  our 
strength.  We  must  not  abandon  our  friends 
from  slight  motives,  nor  let  our  passions  be  our 
interpreters  in  their  own  cause.  Consistency  is 
not  more  requisite  to  the  sound  Christian,  than  to 
the  accomplished  politician. 

Steele.  I  am  inconsistent  in  my  resolutions  of 
improvement  .  .  no  man  ever  was  more  so ;  but 
my  attachments  have  a  nerve  in  them  neither  to 
be  deadened  by  ill  treatment  nor  loosened  by 
indulgence.  A  man  grievously  wounded,  knows 
by  the  acuteness  of  the  pain  that  a  spirit  of  vita- 
lity is  yet  in  him.  I  know  that  I  retain  my 
friendship  for  you  by  what  you  have  made  me 
suffer. 

Addison.  Entirely  for  your  own  good,  I  do  pro- 
test, if  you  could  see  it. 

Stede.  Alas !  all  our  sufferings  are  so ;  the 
only  mischief  is,  that  we  have  no  organs  for 
perceiving  it. 

Addison.  You  reason  well,  my  worthy  sir;  and 
relying  on  your  kindness  in  my  favour  (for  every 
man  has  enemies,  and  those  mostly  who  serve 
their  friends  best)  I  say,  Dick,  on  these  considera- 
tions, since  you  never  broke  your  word  with  me, 
and  since  I  am  certain  you  would  be  sorry  it  were 
known  that  only  four-score  pounds'  worth  could 
be  found  in  the  house,  I  renounce  for  the  present 
the  twenty  yet  wanting.  Do  not  beat  about  for 
an  answer ;  say  not  one  word  :  farewell. 

Steele.  Ah  !  could  not  that  cold  heart,*  often 
and  long  as  I  reposed  on  it,  bring  me  to  my 
senses !  I  have  indeed  been  drunken ;  but  it  is 
hard  to  awaken  in  such  heaviness  as  this  of  mine 
is.  I  shared  his  poverty  with  him ;  I  never  aimed 
to  share  his  prosperity.  Well,  well ;  I  can  not 


*  Doubts  are  now  entertained  whether  the  character  of 
Addison  is  fairly  represented  by  Pope  and  Johnson.  It  is 
better  to  make  this  statement  than  to  omit  a  Conversation 
in  this  edition  which  had  appeared  elsewhere. 


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break  old  habits.  I  love  my  glass ;  I  love  Addi- 
son.  Each  will  partake  in  killing  me.  Why 
can  not  I  see  him  again  in  the  arm-chair,  his  right 
hand  upon  his  heart  under  the  fawn-coloured 
waistcoat,  his  brow  erect  and  clear  as  his 
conscience;  his  wig  even  and  composed  as  his 


temper,  with  rneasurely  curls  and  antithetical 
top-knots,  like  his  style;  the  calmest  poet,  the 
most  quiet  patriot ;  dear  Addison  !  drunk,  delibe- 
rate, moral,  sentimental,  foaming  over  with  truth 
and  virtue,  with  tenderness  and  friendship,  and 
only  the  worse  in  one  ruffle  for  the  wine. 


DANTE  AND  BEATRICE. 


Dante.  When  you  saw  me  profoundly  pierced 
with  love,  and  reddening  and  trembling,  did  it 
become  you,  did  it  become  you,  you  whom  I 
have  always  called  the  most  gentle  Bice,  to  join  in 
the  heartless  laughter  of  those  girls  around  you  ? 
Answer  me.  Reply  unhesitatingly.  Requires  it 
so  long  a  space  for  dissimulation  and  duplicity  1 
Pardon  !  pardon  !  pardon  !  My  senses  have  left 
me  :  my  heart  being  gone,  they  follow. 

Beatrice.  Childish  man !  pursuing  the  impos- 
sible. 

Dante.  And  was  it  this  you  laughed  at  ?  We 
can  not  touch  the  hem  of  God's  garment ;  yet  we 
fall  at  his  feet  and  weep. 

Beatrice.  But  weep  not,  gentle  Dante !  fall  not 
before  the  weakest  of  his  creatures,  willing  to 
comfort,  unable  to  relieve  you.  Consider  a  little.  Is 
laughter  at  all  times  the  signal  or  the  precursor 
of  derision  ?  I  smiled,  let  me  avow  it,  from  the 
pride  I  felt  in  your  preference  of  me  ;  and  if  I 
laughed,  it  was  to  conceal  my  sentiments.  Did 
you  never  cover  sweet  fruit  with  worthless  leaves? 
Come,  do  not  drop  again  so  soon  so  faint  a  smile. 
I  will  not  have  you  grave,  nor  very  serious.  I  pity 
you ;  I  must  not  love  you  :  if  I  might,  I  would. 

Dante.  Yet  how  much  love  is  due  to  me,  0 
Bice,  who  have  loved  you,  as  you  well  remember, 
even  from  your  tenth  year.  But  it  is  reported, 
and  your  words  confirm  it,  that  you  are  going  to 
be  married. 

Beatrice.  If  so,  and  if  I  could  have  laughed  at 
that,  and  if  my  laughter  could  have  estranged  you 
from  me,  would  you  blame  me  ? 

Dante.  Tell  me  the  truth. 

Beatrice.  The  report  is  general. 

Dante.  The  truth  !  the  truth  !     Tell  me,  Bice. 

Beatrice.  Marriages,  it  is  said,  are  made  in 
heaven. 

Dante.  Is  heaven  then  under  the  paternal 
roof? 

Beatrice.  It  has  been  to  me  hitherto. 

Dante.  And  now  you  seek  it  elsewhere. 

Beatrice,  I  seek  it  not.  The  wiser  choose  for 
the  weaker.  Nay,  do  not  sigh  so.  What  would 
you  have,  my  grave  pensive  Dante  ?  What  can 
I  do? 

Dante.  Love  me. 

Beatrice.  I  always  did. 

Dante.  Love  me  1    0  .bliss  of  heaven  ! 

Beatrice.  No,  no,  no  !  Forbear  !  Men's  kisses 
are  always  mischievous  and  hurtful ;  everybody 
says  it.  If  you  truly  loved  me,  you  would  never 
think  of  doing  so. 

Dante.  Nor  even  this  ! 


Beatrice.  You  forget  that  you  are  no  longer  a 
boy ;  and  that  it  is  not  thought  proper  at  your 
time  of  life  to  continue  the  arm  at  all  about  the 
waist.  Beside,  I  think  you  would  better  not  put 
your  head  against  my  bosom  ;  it  beats  too  much 
to  be  pleasant  to  you.  Why  do  you  wish  it  ?  why 
fancy  it  can  do  you  any  good  ?  It  grows  no  cooler : 
it  seems  to  grow  even  hotter.  0  !  how  it  burns ! 
Go,  go  ;  it  hurts  me  too  :  it  struggles,  it  aches,  it 
sobs.  Thank  you,  my  gentle  friend,  for  removing 
your  brow  away;  your  hair  is  very  thick  and  long; 
and  it  began  to  heat  me  more  than  you  can 
imagine.  While  it  was  there,  I  could  not  see 
your  face  so  well,  nor  talk  with  you  so  quietly. 

Dante.  0 !  when  shall  we  talk  quietly  in 
future? 

Beatrice.  When  I  am  married.  I  shall  often 
come  to  visit  my  father.  He  has  always  been 
solitary  since  my  mother's  death,  which  happened 
in  my  infancy,  long  before  you  knew  me.  • 

Dante.  How  can  he  endure  the  solitude  of  his 
house  when  you  have  left  it  ? 

Beatrice.  The  very  question  I  asked  him. 

Dante.  You  did  not  then  wish  to  .  .  to  .  .  go 
away? 

Beatrice.  Ah  no !  It  is  sad  to  be  an  outcast  at 
fifteen. 

Dante.  An  outcast  ? 

Beatrice.  Forced  to  leave  a  home. 

Dante.  For  another  ? 

Beatrice.  Childhood  can  never  have  a  second. 

Dante.  But  childhood  is  now  over. 

Beatrice.  I  wonder  who  was  so  malicious  as  to 
tell  my  father  that  ?  He  wanted  me  to  be  married 
a  whole  year  ago. 

Dante.  And,  Bice,  you  hesitated  ? 

Beatrice.  No ;  I  only  wept.  He  is  a  dear  good 
father.  I  never  disobeyed  him  but  in  those  wicked 
tears ;  and  they  ran  the  faster  the  more  he_repre- 
hended  them. 

Dante.  Say,  who  is  the  happy  youth  ? 

Beatrice.  I  know  not  who  ought  to  be  happy  if 
you  are  not. 

Dante.  I? 

Beatrice.  Surely  you  deserve  all  happiness. 

Dante.  Happiness !  any  happiness  is  denied 
me.  Ah,  hours  of  childhood  !  bright  hours !  what 
fragrant  blossoms  ye  unfold  !  what  bitter  fruits  to 
ripen ! 

Beatrice.  Now  can  not  you  continue  to  sit 
under  that  old  fig-tree  at  the  corner  of  the  garden1? 
It  is  always  delightful  to  me  to  think  of  it. 

Dante.  Again  you  smile  :  I  wish  I  could  smile 
too. 


DANTE  AND  BEATRICE. 


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Beatrice.  You  were  usually  more  grave  than  I, 
although  very  often,  two  years  ago,  you  told  me 
I  was  the  graver.  Perhaps  I  was  then  indeed ; 
and  perhaps  I  ought  to  be  now :  but  really  I  must 
smile  at  the  recollection,  and  make  you  smile 
with  me. 

Dante.  Eecollection  of  what  in  particular  ] 

Beatrice.  Of  your  ignorance  that  a  fig-tree  is 
the  brittlest  of  trees,  especially  when  it  is  in  leaf; 
and  moreover  of  your  tumble,  when  your  head  was 
just  above  the  wall,  and  your  hand  (with  the 
verses  in  it)  on  the  very  coping-stone.  Nobody 
suspected  that  I  went  every  day  to  the  bottom  of 
our  garden,  to  hear  you  repeat  your  poetry  on  the 
other  side  ;  nobody  but  yourself :  you  soon  found 
me  out.  But  on  that  occasion  I  thought  you 
might  have  been  hurt ;  and  I  clambered  up  our 
high  peach-tree  in  the  grass-plot  nearest  the  place; 
and  thence  I  saw  Messer  Dante,  with  his  white 
sleeve  reddened  by  the  fig-juice,  and  the  seeds 
sticking  to  it  pertinaciously,  and  Messer  blushing, 
and  trying,  to  conceal  his  calamity,  and  still  hold- 
ing the  verses.  They  were  all  about  me. 

Dante.  Never  shall  any  verse  of  mine  be  uttered 
from  my  lips,  or  from  the  lips  of  others,  without 
the  memorial  of  Bice. 

Beatrice.  Sweet  Dante  !  in  the  purity  of  your 
soul  shall  Bice  live  ;  as  (we  are  told  by  the  goat- 
herds and  foresters)  poor  creatures  have  been 
found  preserved  in  the  serene  and  lofty  regions  of 
the  Alps,  many  years  after  the  breath  of  life  had 
left  them.  Already  you  rival  Guido  Cavalcante 
and  Cino  da  Pistoja  :  you  must  attempt,  nor  per- 
haps shall  it  be  vainly,  to  surpass  them  in 
celebrity. 

Dante.  If  ever  I  am  above  them  .  .  and  I  must 
be  .  .  I  know  already  what  angel's  hand  will  have 
helped  me  up  the  ladder.  Beatrice,  I  vow  to 
heaven,  shall  stand  higher  than  Selvaggia,  high 
and  glorious  and  immortal  as  that  name  will  be. 
You  have  given  me  joy  and  sorrow ;  for  the  worst 
of  these  (I  will  not  say  the  least)  I  will  confer 
on  you  all  the  generations  of  our  Italy,  all  the 
ages  of  our  world.  But  first  (alas,  from  me  you 
must  not  have  it !)  may  happiness,  long  happiness, 
attend  you  ! 

Beatrice.  Ah  !  those  words  rend  your  bosom  ! 
why  should  they  ] 

Dante.  I  could  go  away  contented,  or  almost 
contented,  were  I  sure  of  it.  Hope  is  nearly  as 
strong  as  despair,  and  greatly  more  pertinacious 
and  enduring.  You  have  made  me  see  clearly 
that  you  never  can  be  mine  in  this  world  :  but  at 
the  same  time,  0  Beatrice,  you  have  made  me  see 
quite  as  clearly  that  you  may  and  must  be  mine 
in  another.  I  am  older  than  you  :  precedency  is 
given  to  age,  and  not  to  worthiness,  in  our  way  to 
heaven.  I  will  watch  over  you ;  I  will  pray  for 
you  when  I  am  nearer  to  God,  and  purified  from 
the  stains  of  earth  and  mortality.  He  will  per- 
mit me  to  behold  you,  lovely  as  when  I  left  •  you. 
Angels  in  vain  should  call  me  onward. 

Beatrice.  Hush,  sweetest  Dante !  hush  ! 

Dante.  It  is  there,  where  I  shall  have  caught 


the  first  glimpse  of  you  again,  that  I  wish  all  my 
portion  of  Paradise  to  be  assigned  me  ;  and  there, 
if  far  below  you,  yet  within  the  sight  of  you,  to 
establish  my  perdurable  abode. 

Beatrice.  Is  this  piety]  Is  this  wisdom]  0 
Dante  !  And  may  not  I  be  called  away  first? 

Dante.  Alas  !  alas !  how  many  small  feet  have 
swept  off  the  early  dew  of  life,  leaving  the  path 
black  behind  them  !  But  to  think  that  you  should 
go  before  me !  It  almost  sends  me  forward  on  my 
way,  to  receive  and  welcome  you.  If  indeed,  0 
Beatrice,  such  should  be  God's  immutable  will, 
sometimes  look  down  on  me  when  the  song  to 
Him  is  suspended.  Oh  !  look  often  on  me  with 
prayer  and  pity ;  for  there  all  prayers  are  accepted, 
and  all  pity  is  devoid  of  pain.  Why  are  you 
silent  ] 

Beatrice.  It  is  very  sinful  not  to  love  all  crea- 
tures in  the  world.  But  is  it  true,  0  Dante  !  that 
we  always  love  those  the  most  who  make  us  the 
most  unhappy  ] 

Dante.  The  remark,  I  fear,  is  just. 

Beatrice.  Then,  unless  the  Virgin  be  pleased  to 
change  my  inclinations,  I  shall  begin  at  last  to 
love  my  betrothed ;  for  already  the  very  idea  of 
him  renders  me  sad,  wearisome,  and  comfortless. 
Yesterday  he  sent  me  a  bunch  of  violets.  When 
I  took  them  up,  delighted  as  I  felt  at  that 
sweetest  of  odours,  which  you  and  I  once  inhaled 
together  .  . 

Dante.  And  only  once. 

Beatrice.  You  know  why.  Be  quiet  now,  and 
hear  me.  I  dropped  the  posy;  for  around  it, 
hidden  by  various  kinds  of  foliage,  was  twined  the 
bridal  necklace  of  pearls.  0  Dante  !  how  worth- 
less are  the  finest  of  them  (and  there  are  many 
fine  ones)  in  comparison  with  those  little  pebbles, 
some  of  which  (for  perhaps  I  may  nothave  gathered 
up  all)  may  be  still  lying  under .  the  peach-tree, 
and  some  (do  I  blush  to  say  it  ?)  under  the  fig. 
Tell  me  not  who  threw  these,  nor  for  what.  But 
you  know  you  were  always  thoughtful,  and  some- 
times reading,  sometimes  writing,  and  sometimes 
forgetting  me,  while  I  waited  to  see  the  crimson 
cap,  and  the  two  bay-leaves  I  fastened  in  it,  rise 
above  the  garden-wall.  How  silently  you  are  lis- 
tening, if  you  do  listen  ! 

Dante.  Oh  !  could  my  thoughts  incessantly  and 
eternally  dwell  among  these  recollections,  undis- 
turbed by  any  other  voice  .  .  undistracted  by  any 
other  presence !  Soon  must  they  abide  with  me 
alone,  and  be  repeated  by  none  but  me  . .  repeated 
in  the  accents  of  anguish  and  despair !  Why 
could  you  not  have  held  in  the  sad  home  of  your 
heart  that  necklace  and  those  violets  ] 

Beatrice.  My  Dante !  we  must  all  obey  .  .  I 
my  father,  you  your  God.  He  will  never  abandon 
you. 

Dante.  I  have  ever  sung,  and  will  for  ever  sing, 
the  most  glorious  of  His  works  :  and  yet,  0  Bice ! 
He  abandons  me,  He  casts  me  off;  and  He  uses 
your  hand  for  this  infliction. 

Beatrice.  Men  travel  far  and  wide,  and  see  many 
on  whom  to  fix  or  transfer  their  affections ;  but 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


we  maidens  have  neither  the  power  nor  the  will. 
Casting  our  eyes  on  the  ground,  we  walk  along  the 
straight  and  narrow  road  prescribed  for  us ;  and, 
doing  thus,  we  avoid  in  great  measure  the  thorns 
and  entanglement^  of  life.  We  know  we  are  per- 
forming our  duty ;  and  the  fruit  of  this  knowledge 
is  contentment.  Season  after  season,  day  after  day, 
you  have  made  me  serious,  pensive,  meditative, 
and  almost  wise.  Being  so  little  a  girl,  I  was 
proud  that  you,  so  much  taller,  should  lean  on  my 
shoulder  to  overlook  my  work.  And  greatly  more 
proud  was  I  when  in  time  you  taught  me  several 
Latin  words,  and  then  whole  sentences,  both  in 
prose  and  verse,  pasting  a  strip  of  paper  over,  or 
obscuring  with  impenetrable  ink,  those  passages 
in  the  poets  which  were  beyond  my  comprehen- 
sion, and  might  perplex  me.  But  proudest  of  all 
was  I  when  you  began  to  reason  with  me.  What 
will  now  be  my  pride  if  you  are  convinced  by  the 
first  arguments  I  ever  have  opposed  to  you;  or 
if  you  only  take  them  up  and  try  if  they  are 
applicable.  Certainly  do  I  know  (indeed,  indeed 
I  do)  that  even  the  patience  to  consider  them  will 
make  you  happier.  Will  it  not  then  make  me 
so  ?  I  entertain  no  other  wish.  Is  not  this  true 
love) 

Dante.  Ah  yes  !  the  truest,  the  purest,  the  least 
perishable,  but  not  the  sweetest.  Here  are  the  rue 
and  hyssop ;  but  where  the  rose ! 

Beatrice.  Wicked  must  be  whatever  torments 
you :  and  will  you  let  love  do  it?  Love  is  the 
gentlest  and  kindest  breath  of  God.  Are  you 
willing  that  the  Tempter  should  intercept  it,  and 
respire  it  polluted  into  your  ear  1  Do  not  make 
me  hesitate  to  pray  to  the  Virgin  for  you,  nor 
tremble  lest  she  look  down  on  you  with  a  reproach- 
ful pity.  To  her  alone,  O  Dante !  dare  I  confide 
all  my  thoughts.  Lessen  not  my  confidence  in 
my  only  refuge. 

Dante.  God  annihilate  a  power  so  criminal ! 
0,  could  my  love  flow  into  your  breast  with  hers! 
It  should  flow  with  equal  purity. 

Beatrice.  You  have  stored  my  little  mind  with 
many  thoughts ;  dear  because  they  are  yours,  and 
because  they  are  virtuous.  May  I  not,  0  my 
Dante !  bring  some  of  them  back  again  to  your 
bosom ;  as  the  Contadina  lets  down  the  string 
from  the  cottage-beam  in  winter,  and  culls  a  few 
bunches  of  the  soundest  for  the  master  of  the 
vineyard?  You  have  not  given  me  glory  that 
the  world  should  shudder  at  its  eclipse.  To  prove 
that  I  am  worthy  of  the  smallest  part  of  it,  I  must 
obey  God;  and,  under  God,  my  father.  Surely 


the  voice  of  Heaven  comes  to  us  audibly  from  a 
parent's  lips.  You  will  be  great,  and,  what  is  above 
all  greatness,  good. 

Dante.  Rightly  and  wisely,  my  sweet  Beatrice, 
have  you  spoken  in  this  estimate.  Greatness  is 
to  goodness  what  gravel  is  to  porphyry :  the  one 
is  a  moveable  accumulation,  swept  along  the  sur- 
face of  the  earth ;  the  other  stands  fixt  and  solid 
and  alone,  above  the  violence  of  war  and  of  the  tem- 
pest; above  all  that  is  residuous  of  a  wasted 
world.  Little  men  build  up  great  ones ;  but  the 
snow  colossus  soon  melts :  the  good  stand  under 
the  eye  of  God ;  and  therefore  stand. 

Beatrice.  Now  you  are  calm  and  reasonable, 
listen  to  Bice.  You  must  marry. 

Dante.  Marry? 

Beatrice.  Unless  you  do,  how  can  we  meet  again 
unreservedly?  Worse,  worse  than  ever !  lean 
not  bear  to  see  those  large  heavy  tears  following 
one  another,  heavy  and  slow  as  nuns  at  the  funeral 
of  a  sister.  Come,  I  will  kiss  off  one,  if  you  will 
promise  me  faithfully  to  shed  no  more.  Be  tran- 
quil, be  tranquil ;  only  hear  reason.  There  are 
many  who  know  you ;  and  all  who  know  you  must 
love  you.  Don't  you  hear  me  ?  Why  turn  aside  ? 
and  why  go  farther  off?  I  will  have  that  hand. 
It  twists  about  as  if  it  hated  its  confinement. 
Perverse  and  peevish  creature !  you  have  no  more 
reason  to  be  sorry  than  I  have ;  and  you  have 
many  to  the  contrary  which  I  have  not.  Being 
a  man,  you  are  at  liberty  to  admire  a  variety,  and 
to  make  a  choice.  Is  that  no  comfort  to  you  ? 

Dante. 

Bid  this  bosom  cease  to  grieve  ? 

Bid  these  eyes  fresh  objects  see  ? 
Where 's  the  comfort  to  believe 

None  might  once  have  rivall'd  me  ? 
What !  my  freedom  to  receive  ? 

Broken  hearts,  are  they  the  free  ? 
For  another  can  I  live 

When  I  may  not  live  for  thee  ? 

Beatrice.  I  will  never  be  fond  of  you  again  if 
you  are  so  violent.  We  have  been  together  too  long, 
and  we  may  be  noticed. 

Dante.  Is  this  our  last  meeting?  If  it  is  .  .  and 
that  it  is,  my  heart  has  told  me  .  .  you  will  not, 
surely  you  will  not  refuse  .  . 

Beatrice.  Dante  !  Dante  !  they  make  the  heart 
sad  after :  do  not  wish  it.  But  prayers  .  .  0,  how 
much  better  are  they !  how  much  quieter  and 
lighter  they  render  it !  They  carry  it  up  to  heaven 
with  them ;  and  those  we  love  are  left  behind  no 
longer. 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOR. 


SECOND   CONVERSATION. 


Southey.  As  we  are  walking  on,  and  before  we 
open  our  Milton  again,  we  may  digress  a  little  in 
the  direction  of  those  poets  who  have  risen  up 
from  under  him,  and  of  several  who  seem  to  have 
never  had  him  in  sight. 


Landor.  We  will,  if  you  please :  and  I  hope 
you  may  not  find  me  impatient  to  attain  the 
object  of  our  walk.  However,  let  me  confess  to 
you,  at  starting,  that  I  disapprove  of  models,  even 
of  the  most  excellent.  Faults  may  be  avoided, 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOR. 


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especially  if  they  are  pointed  out  to  the  inexpe- 
rienced in  such  bright  examples  as  Milton  :  and 
teachers  in  schools  and  colleges  would  do  well  to 
bring  them  forward,  instead  of  inculcating  an  indis- 
criminate admiration.  But  every  man's  mind,  if 
there  is  enough  of  it,  has  its  peculiar  bent.  Milton 
may  be  imitated,  and  has  been,  where  he  is  stiff, 
where  he  is  inverted,  where  he  is  pedantic;  and 
probably  those  men  we  take  for  mockers  were 
unconscious  of  their  mockery.  But  who  can  teach, 
or  who  is  to  be  taught,  his  richness,  or  his  tender- 
ness, or  his  strength  ?  The  closer  an  inferior  poet 
conies  to  a  great  model,  the  more  disposed  am  I 
to  sweep  him  out  of  my  way. 

Southey.  Yet  you  repeat  with  enthusiasm  the 
Latin  poetry  of  Robert  Smith,  an  imitator  of 
Lucretius. 

Landor.  I  do ;  for  Lucretius  himself  has  no- 
where written  such  a  continuity  of  admirable 
poetry.  He  is  the  only  modern  Latin  poet  who 
has  composed  three  sentences  together  worth 
reading ;  and  indeed,  since  Ovid,  no  ancient  has 
done  it.  I  ought  to  bear  great  ill-will  toward  him; 
for  he.  drove  me  from  the  path  of  poetry  I  had 
chosen,  and  I  crept  into  a  lower.  What  a  wonderful 
thing  it  is,  that  the  most  exuberant  and  bril- 
liant wit,  and  the  purest  poetry  in  the  course 
of  eighteen  centuries,  should  have  flowed  from  two 
brothers ! 

Southey.  We  must  see  through  many  ages 
before  we  see  through  our  own  distinctly- 
Few  among  the  best  judges,  and  even  among 
those  who  desired  to  judge  dispassionately  and 
impartially,  have  beheld  their  contemporaries 
in  those  proportions  in  which  they  appeared  a 
century  later.  The  ancients  have  greatly  the 
advantage  over  us.  Scarcely  can  any  man  believe 
that  one  whom  he  has  seen  in  coat  and  cravat, 
can  possibly  be  so  great  as  one  who  wore  a  chlamys 
and  a  toga.  Those  alone  look  gigantic  whom 
Time  "  multo  acre  sepsit,"  or  whom  childish 
minds,  for  the  amusement  of  other  minds  more 
childish,  have  lifted  upon  stilts.  Nothing  is 
thought  so  rash  as  to  mention  a  modern  with  an 
ancient:  but  when  both  are  ancient,  the  last- 
comer  often  stands  first.  The  present  form  one 
cluster,  the  past  another.  We  are  petulant  if 
some  of  the  existing  have  pushed  by  too  near 
us :  but  we  walk  up  composedly  to  the  past,  with 
all  our  prejudices  behind  us.  We  compare  them 
leisurely  one  with  another,  and  feel  a  pleasure  in 
contributing  to  render  them  a  plenary,  however  a 
tardy,  justice.  In  the  fervour  of  our  zeal  we 
often  exceed  it ;  which  we  never  are  found  doing 
with  our  contemporaries,  unless  in  malice  to  one 
better  than  the  rest.  Some  of  our  popular  and 
most  celebrated  authors  are  employed  by  the 
booksellers  to  cry  up  the  wares  on  hand  or  forth- 
coming, partly  for  money  and  partly  for  payment 
in  kind.  Without  such  management  the  best 
literary  production  is  liable  to  moulder  on  the 
shelf. 

Landor.  A  wealthy  man  builds  an  ample  man- 
sion, well  proportioned  in  all  its  parts,  well  stored 


with  the  noblest  models  of  antiquity ;  extensive 
vales  and  downs  and  forests  stretch  away  from  it 
in  every  direction ;  but  the  stranger  must  of 
necessity  pass  it  by,  unless  a  dependent  is  sta- 
tioned at  a  convenient  lodge  to  admit  and  show 
him  in.  Such,  you  have  given  me  to  understand, 
is  become  the  state  of  our  literature.  The  bustlers 
who  rise  into  notice  by  playing  at  leap-frog  over 
one  another's  shoulders,  will  disappear  when  the 
game  is  over ;  and  no  game  is  shorter.  But  was 
not  Milton  himself  kept  beyond  the  paling? 
Nevertheless,  how  many  toupees  and  roquelaures, 
and  other  odd  things  with  odd  names,  have 
fluttered  among  the  jays  in  the  cherry  orchard, 
while  we  tremble  to  touch  with  the  finger's  end 
his  grave  close-buttoned  gabardine !  He  was 
called  strange  and  singular  long  before  he  was 
acknowledged  to  be  great :  so,  be  sure,  was  Shak- 
speare ;  so,  be  sure,  was  Bacon ;  and  so  were  all 
the  rest,  in  the  order  of  descent.  You  are  too 
generous  to  regret  that  your  liberal  praise  of 
Wordsworth  was  seized  upon  with  avidity  by  his 
admirers,  not  only  to  win  others  to  their  party, 
but  also  to  depress  your  merits.  Nor  will  you 
triumph  over  their  folly  in  confounding  what  is 
pitiful  with  what  is  admirable  in  him ;  rather 
will  you  smile,  and,  without  a  suspicion  of  malice, 
find  the  cleverest  of  these  good  people  standing 
on  his  low  joint-stool  with  a  slender  piece  of  waver- 
ing tape  in  his  hand,  measuring  him  with  Milton 
back  to  back.  There  is  as  much  difference  between 
them  as  there  is  between  a  celandine  and  an 
ilex.  The  one  lies  at  full  length  and  full  breadth 
along  the  ground;  the  other  rises  up,  stiff, 
strong,  lofty,  beautiful  in  the  play  of  its  slenderer 
branches,  overshadowing  with  the  infinitude 
of  its  grandeur. 

Southey.  You  will  be  called  to  account  as 
resentful ;  and  not  for  yourself,  which  you  never 
have  been  thought,  but  for  another:  a  graver 
fault  in  the  estimation  of  most. 

Landor.  1  do  not  remember  that  resentment 
has  ever  made  me  commit  an  injustice.  Instead 
of  acrimony,  it  usually  takes  the  form  of  ridicule  ; 
and  the  sun  absorbs  whatever  is  noxious  in  the 
vapour. 

Southey.  You  think  me  mild  and  patient: 
yet  I  have  found  it  difficult  to  disengage  from 
my  teeth  the  clammy  and  bitter  heaviness  of 
some  rotten  nuts  with  which  my  Edinburgh 
hosts  have  regaled  me;  and  you  little  know 
how  tiresome  it  is  to  wheeze  over  the  chaff 
and  thistle-beards  in  the  chinky  manger  of 
Hallam. 

Landor.  We  are  excellent  Protestants  in  assert- 
ing the  liberty  of  private  judgment  on  all  the 
mysteries  of  poetry,  denying  the  exercise  of  a 
decretal  to  any  one  man,  however  intelligent  and 
enlightened,  but  assuming  it  for  a  little  party 
of  our  own,  with  self  in  the  chair.  A  journalist 
who  can  trip  up  a  slippery  minister,  fancies  him- 
self able  to  pull  down  the  loftiest  poet  or  the 
soundest  critic.  It  is  amusing  to  see  the  labours 
of  Lilliput. 


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SoutJiey.  I  have  tasted  the  contents  of  every 
bin,  down  to  the  ginger-beer  of  Brougham.  The 
balance  of  criticism  is  not  yet  fixed  to  any  beam 
in  the  public  warehouses  that  offer  it,  but  is  held 
unevenly  by  intemperate  hands,  and  is  swayed 
about  by  every  puff  of  wind. 

Landor.  Authors  should  never  be  seen  by 
authors,  and  little  by  other  people.  The  Dalai 
Lama  is  a  God  to  the  imagination,  a  child  to  the 
sight :  and  a  poet  is  much  the  same  ;  only  that 
the  child  excites  no  vehemence,  while  the  poet 
is  staked  and  faggoted  by  his  surrounding  bre- 
thren :  all  from  pure  love,  however ;  partly  for 
himself,  partly  for  truth.  When  it  was  a  matter 
of  wonder  how  Keats,  who  was  ignorant  of 
Greek,  could  have  written  his  Hyperion,  Shelley, 
whom  envy  never  touched,  gave  as  a  reason,  "  be- 
cause he  was  a  Greek."  Wordsworth,  being  asked 
his  opinion  of  the  same  poem,  called  it  scoffingly, 
"  a  pretty  piece  of  paganism."  Yet  he  himself, 
in  the  best  verses  he  ever  wrote,  and  beautiful 
ones  they  are,  reverts  to  the  powerful  influence  of 
the  pagan  creed. 

Southey.  How  many  who  write  fiercely  or  con- 
temptuously against  us,  not  knowing  us  at  all, 
would,  if  some  accident  or  whim  had  never  pushed 
them  in  the  wrong  direction,  write  with  as  much 
satisfaction  to  themselves  a  sonnet  full  of  tears 
and  tenderness  on  our  death !  In  the  long  voyage 
we  both  of  us  may  soon  expect  to  make,  the  little 
shell-fish  will  stick  to  our  keels,  and  retard  us 
one  knot  in  the  thousand.  But  while  we  are 
here,  let  us  step  aside,  and  stand  close  by  the  walls 
of  the  old  houses,  making  room  for  the  swell-mob 
of  authors  to  pass  by,  with  their  puflmess  of 
phraseology,  their  german  silver  ornaments,  their 
bossy  and  ill-soldered  sentences,  their  little  and 
light  parlour-faggots  of  trim  philosophy,  and  their 
topheavy  baskets  of  false  language,  false  criticism, 
and  false  morals. 

Landor.  Our  sinews  have  been  scarred  and 
hardened  with  the  red-hot  implements  of  Byron  ; 
and  by  way  of  refreshment  we  are  now  standing 
up  to  the  middle  in  the  marsh.  We  are  told 
that  the  highly-seasoned  is  unwholesome;  and  we 
have  taken  in  good  earnest  to  clammy  rye-bread, 
boiled  turnips,  and  scrag  of  mutton.  If  there  is 
nobody  who  now  can  guide  us  through  the  glades 
in  the  Forest  of  Arden,  let  us  hail  the  first 
who  will  conduct  us  safely  to  the  gates  of  Lud- 
low  Castle.  But  we  have  other  reasons  left 
on  hand.  For  going  through  the  Paradise 
Regained  how  many  days'  indulgence  will  you 
grant  me  ? 

Southey.  There  are  some  beautiful  passages,  as 
you  know,  although  not  numerous.  As  the  poem 
is  much  shorter  than  the  other,  I  will  spare  you 
the  annoyance  of  uncovering  its  nakedness.  I 
remember  to  have  heard  you  say  that  your  ear 
would  be  better  pleased,  and  your  understanding 
equally,  if  there  had  been  a  pause  at  the  close  of 
the  fourth  verse. 

Landor.  True ;  the  three  following  are  useless 
I  would  also  make  another  defalca- 


tion, of  the  five  after  "  else  mute."  If  the  deeds 
he  relates  are 

Above  heroic,  though  in  tecret  done, 
it  was  unnecessary  to  say  that  they  are 

Worthy  to  have  not  remained  so  long  unsung. 
Southey.  Satan,  in  his  speech,  seems  to  have 
caught  hoarseness  and  rheumatism  since  we  met 
him  last.     What  a  verse  is 

This  is  my  son  beloved,  in  him,  am  pleased. 

It  would  not  have  injured  it  to  have  made  it 
English,  by  writing  "  in  him  I  am  pleased."  It 
would  only  have  continued  a  sadly  dull  one. 

Of  many  a  pleasant  realm  .  .  and  province  wide, 

The  Holy  Ghost,  and  the  power  of  the  Highest.    V .  1 1 8. 

But  this  is  hardly  more  prosaic  than  "  0  what 
a  multitude  of  thoughts,  at  once  awakened  in 
me,  swarm,  while  I  consider  what  from  within  I 
feel  myself,  and  hear,"  &c.  But  the  passage  has 
reference  to  the  poet,  and  soon  becomes  very 
interesting  on  that  account. 

But  to  vanquish  by  wisdom  hellish  wiles. 
It  is  difficult  so  to  modulate  our  English  verse  as 
to  render  this  endurable  to  the  ear.  The  first 
line  in  the  Gerusalemme  Liberata  begins  with  a 
double  trochee  Canto  I'arme.  The  word  "  But " 
is  too  feeble  for  the  trochee  to  turn  on.  We  come 
presently  to  such  verses  as  we  shall  never  see 
again  out  of  this  poem. 

And  he  still  on  was  led,  but  with  such  thoughts 
Accompanied,  of  things  past  and  to  come, 
Lodged  in  his  breast,  a;  well  might  recommend 
Such  tolitude  before  choicest  society. 

But  was  driven 
With  them  from  bliss  to  the  bottomless  deep. 

This  is  dactylic. 

With  them  from  |  bliss  to  the  bottomless  |  deep. 

He  before  had  sat 

Among  the  prime  in  splendour,  now  deposed, 
Ejected,  emptied,  gazed,  unpitied,  shunn'd, 
A  spectacle  of  ruin  or  of  scorn,  &c.    V.  412. 

Or  should  be  and. 

Which  they  who  ask'd  have  seldom  understood, 
And,  not  well  understood,  as  good  not  known. 

To  avoid  the  jingle,  which  perhaps  he  preferred, 
he  might  have  written  "  as  well,"  but  how  prosaic ! 

Landor.  The  only  tolerable  part  of  the  first 
book  are  the  six  closing  lines,  and  these  are  the 
more  acceptable  because  they  are  the  closing  ones. 

Southey.  The  second  book  opens  inauspiciously. 
The  devil  himself  was  never  so  unlike  the  devil  as 
these  verses  are  unlike  verses. 

Andrew  and  Simon,  famous  after  known, 
With  others  though  in  holy  writ  not  named, 
Now  missing  him,  &c. 
Plain  fishermen,  no  greater  men  them  call. 

Landor.  I  do  not  believe  that  anything  short  of 
your  friendship  would  induce  me  to  read  a  third 
time  during  my  life  the  Paradise  Regained  :  and 
I  now  feel  my  misfortune  and  imprudence  in  having 
given  to  various  friends  this  poem  and  many 
others,  in  which  I  had  marked  with  a  pencil  the 
faults  and  beauties.  The  dead  level  lay  wide 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOR. 


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and  without  a  finger-post:  the  highest  objects 
appeared,  with  few  exceptions,  no  higher  or 
more  ornamental  than  bulrushes.  We  shall  spend 
but  little  time  in  repeating  all  the  passages  where 
they  occur,  and  it  will  be  a  great  relief  to  us. 
Invention,  energy,  and  grandeur  of  design,  the 
three  great  requisites  to  constitute  a  great  poet, 
and  which  no  poet  since  Milton  hath  united,  are 
wanting  here.  Call  the  design  a  grand  one,  if 
you  will;  you  can  not  however  call  it  his. 
Wherever  there  are  thought,  imagination,  and 
energy,  grace  invariably  follows ;  otherwise  the 
colossus  would  be  without  its  radiance,  and  we 
should  sail  by  with  wonder  and  astonishment,  and 
gather  no  roses  and  gaze  at  no  images  on  the 
sunny  isle. 

Southey.'  Shakspeare,  whom  you  not  only  prefer 
to  every  other  poet,  but  think  he  contains  more 
poetry  and  more  wisdom  than  all  the  rest  united, 
is  surely  less  grand  in  his  designs  than  several. 

Landor.  To  the  eye.  But  Othello  was  loftier 
than  the  citadel  of  Troy ;  and  what  a  Paradise 
fell  before  him  !  Let  us  descend ;  for  from 
Othello  we  must  descend,  whatever  road  we  take ; 
let  us  look  at  Julius  Caesar.  No  man  ever  over- 
came such  difficulties,  or  produced  by  his  life  and 
death  such  a  change  in  the  world  we  inhabit. 
But  that  also  is  a  grand  design  which  displays  ,the 
interior  workings  of  the  world  within  us,  and 
where  we  see  the  imperishable  and  unalterable 
passions  depicted  alfresco  on  a  lofty  dome.  Our 
other  dramatists  painted  only  on  the  shambles, 
and  represented  what  they  found  there ;  blood 
and  garbage.  We  leave  them  a  few  paces  behind 
us,  and  step  over  the  gutter  into  the  green-market. 
There  are  however  men  rising  up  among  us 
endowed  with  exquisiteness  of  taste  and  intensity 
of  thought.  At  no  time  have  there  been  so  many 
who  write  well  in  so  many  ways. 

Southey.  Have  you  taken  breath  ?  and  are  you 
ready  to  go  on  with  me  ? 

Landor.  More  than  ready,  alert.  For  we  see 
before  us  a  longer  continuation  of  good  poetry 
than  we  shall  find  again  throughout  the  whole 
poem,  beginning  at  verse  155,  and  terminating  at 
224.  In  these  however  there  are  some  bad 
verses,  such  as 

Among  daughters  of  men  the  fairest  found, 
And  made  him  bow  to  the  gods  of  his  wives. 

V.  180, 

Cast  wanton  eyes  on  the  daughters  of  men, 

is  false  grammar;  "thou  cast  for  thou  castedst." 
I  find  the  same  fault  where  I  am  as  much  sur- 
prised to  find  it,  in  Shelley. 

Thou  lovest,  but  ne'er  knew  love's  sad  satiety. 
Shelley  in  his  Cenci  has  overcome  the  greatest 
difficulty  that  ever  was  overcome  in  poetry,  al- 
though he  has  not  risen  to  the  greatest  elevation. 
He  possesses  less  vigour  than  Byron,  and  less  com- 
mand of  language  than  Keats ;  but  I  would  rather 
have  written  his 

"  Music,  when  soft  voices  die," 
than  all  that  Beaumont  and  Fletcher  ever  wrote, 


together  with  all  of  their  contemporaries,  excepting 
Shakspeare. 

Southey.  It  is  wonderful  that  Milton  should 
praise  the  continence  of  Alexander  as  well  as  of 
Scipio.  Few  conquerors  had  leisure  for  more 
excesses,  or  indulged  in  greater,  than  Alexander. 
He  was  reserved  on  one  remarkable  occasion  :  we 
hear  of  only  one.  Scipio,  a  much  better  man,  and 
temperate  in  all  things,  would  have  been  detested, 
even  in  Borne,  if  he  had  committed  that  crime 
from  which  the  forbearance  is  foolishly  celebrated 
as  his  chief  virtue. 

You  will  not  refuse  your  approbation  to  another 
long  passage  beginning  at  verse  260,  and  ending 
at  300.  But  at  the  conclusion  of  them,  where  the 
devil  says  that  "  beauty  stands  in  the  admiration 
only  of  weak  minds,"  he  savours  a  little  of  the 
Puritan.  Milton  was  sometimes  angry  with  her, 
but  never  had  she  a  more  devoted  or  a  more 
discerning  admirer.  For  these  forty  good  verses, 
you  will  pardon, 

After  forty  days'  fasting  had  remained. 

Landor.  Very  much  like  the  progress  of  Milton 
himself  in  this  jejunery.  I  remember  your  de- 
scription of  the  cookery  in  Portugal  and  Spain, 
which  my  own  experience  most  bitterly  confirmed : 
but  I  never  met  with  a  bonito  "  gris-amber- 
steamed."  This  certainly  was  reserved  for  the 
devil's  own  cookery.  Our  Saviour,  I  think,  might 
have  fasted  another  forty  days  before  he  could  have 
stomached  this  dainty ;  and  the  devil,  if  he  had 
had  his  wits  about  him,  might  have  known  as 
much. 

Southey.  I  have  a  verse  in  readiness  which 
may  serve  as  a  napkin  to  it. 

And  with  these  words  his  temptation  pursued, 

where  it  would  have  been  very  easy  to  have  ren- 
dered it  less  disagreeable  to  the  ear  by  a  trans- 
position. 

And  his  temptation  with  these  words  pursued. 

I  am  afraid  you  will  object  to  a  redundant  heavi- 
ess  in, 

Get  riches  first  .  .  get  wealth  .  .  and  treaiure  heap  ,• 

and  no  authority  will  reconcile  you  to  roll-calls  of 
proper  names,  such  as 


and 


Launcelot  or  Pellias  or  Pellenore, 
Quintius,  Fahricius,  Curius,  Regulus, 


or  again,  to  such  a  verse  as 

Not  difficult,  if  thou  hearken  to  me. 
V.  461, 

To  him  who  wears  the  regal  diadem 

is  quite  superfluous,  and  adds  nothing  to  the  har- 
mony. Verses  472,  473,  474,  475,  and  476,  have 
the  same  cesura.  This,  I  believe,  has  never  been 
remarked,  and  yet  is  the  most  remarkable  thing  in 
all  Milton's  poetry. 

It  is  wonderful  that   any  critic  should  be  so 
stupid  as  a  dozen  or  two  of  them  have  proved 


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themselves  to  be,  in  applying  the  last  verses  of 
this  second  book  to  Christina  of  Sweden. 
To  give  a  kingdom  hath  been  thought 
Greater  and  nobler  done,  and  to  lay  down 
Far  more  magnanimous,  than  to  assume. 
Riches  are  needless  then,  &c. 

Whether  he  had  written  this  before  or  after  the 
abdication  of  Richard  Cromwell,  they  are  equally 
applicable  to  him.  He  did  retire  not  only  from 
sovranty  but  from  riches.  Christina  took  with 
her  to  Rome  prodigious  wealth,  and  impoverished 
Sweden  by  the  pension  she  exacted. 
The  last  lines  are  intolerably  harsh : 

0/test  better  mitt'd. 

It  may  have  been  written  "  often :"  a  great  relief 
to  the  ear,  and  no  detriment  to  the  sense  or 
expression.  We  never  noticed  his  care  in  avoid- 
ing such  a  ruggedness  in  verse  401, 

Whose  pains  have  earn'd  thefar-fet  spoil. 
He  employed  "f&r-fet"  instead  of  "  iKr-fetch'd," 
not  only  because  the  latter  is  in  conversational 
use,  but  because  no  sound  is  harsher  than 
"fetch'd;"  and  especially  before  two  sequent 
consonants,  followed  by  such  words  as  "with 
that"  It  is  curious  that  he  did  not  prefer  "where- 
urith;"  both  because  a  verse  ending  in  "that" 
followed  by  one  ending  in  "  quite,"  and  because 
"  that"  also  begins  the  next.  I  doubt  whether 
you  will  be  satisfied  with  the  first  verse  I  have 
marked  in  the  third  book, 

From  that  placid  aspect  and  meek  regard. 

Landor.  The  trochee  in  "placid"  is  feeble 
there,  and  "meek  regard"  conveys  no  new  idea  to 
"placid  aspect."  Presently  we  come  to 

Mules  after  these,  camels  and  dromedaries. 
And  wagons  fraught  with  utensils  of  war. 

And  here,  if  you  could  find  any  pleasure  in  a 
triumph  over  the  petulance  and  frowardness  of 
a  weak  adversary,  you  might  laugh  at  poor  Hal- 
lam,  who  cites  the  following  as  among  the  noble 
passages  of  Milton : 

Such  forces  met  not,  nor  to  wide  a  camp, 
When  Agrican  with  all  his  northern  powers 
Besieged  Albracca,  as  romances  tell, 
The  city  of  Gallafron,  from  whence  to  win 
The  fairest  of  her  sex,  Angelica. 

Sowthey.  How  very  like  Addison,  when  his 
milk  was  turned  to  whey.  I  wish  I  could  believe 
that  the  applauders  of  this  poem  were  sincere, 
since  it  is  impossible  to  think  them  judicious; 
their  quotations,  and  especially  Hallam's,  having 
been  selected  from  several  of  the  weakest  parts 
when  better  were  close  before  them ;  but  we  have 
strong  evidence  that  the  opinion  was  given  in 
the  spirit  of  contradiction,  and  from  the  habit  of 
hostility  to  what  is  eminent.  I  would  be  chari- 
table :  Hallam  may  have  hit  upon  the  place  by 
hazard  :  he  may  have  been  in  the  situation  of  a 
young  candidate  for  preferment  in  the  church, 
who  was  recommended  to  the  Chancellor  Thur- 
low.  After  much  contemptuousness  and  fero- 
city, the  chancellor  throwing  open  on  the  table 
his  Book  of  Livings,  commanded  him  to  choose 


for  himself.  The  young  man  modestly  and 
timidly  thanked  him  for  his  goodness,  and  en- 
treated his  lordship  to  exercise  his  own  discre- 
tion. With  a  volley  of  oaths,  of  which  he  was  at 
all  times  prodigal,  but  more  especially  in  the 
presence  of  a  clergyman,  he  cried  aloud,  "  Put 
this  pen,  sir,  at  the  side  of  one  or  other."  Hesi- 
tation was  now  impossible.  The  candidate  placed 
it  without  looking  where  :  it  happened  to  be  at 
a  benefice  of  small  value.  Thurlow  slapped  his 
hand  upon  the  table,  and  roared,  "  By  God,  you 
were  within  an  ace  of  the  best  living  in  my 
gift." 

Landor.  Hear  the  end. 
His  daughter,  sought  by  many  prowest  knights, 
Both  1'aynim  and  the  peers  of  Charlemagne. 

iSouihey.  It  would  be  difficult  to  extract,  even 
from  this  poem,  so  many  schoolboy's  verses  toge- 
ther. The  preceding,  which  also  are  verbose,  are 
much  more  spirited,  and  the  illustration  of  one 
force  by  the  display  of  another,  and  which  the 
poet  tells  us  is  less,  exhibits  but  small  dis- 
crimination in  the  critic  who  extols  it.  To  praise 
a  fault  is  worse  than  to  commit  one.  I  know  not 
whether  any  such  critic  has  pointed  out  for  admi- 
ration the  "glass  of  telescope"  by  which  the  Tempter 
might*  have  shown  Rome  to  our  Saviour,  v.  42, 
Book  4.  But  we  must  not  pass  over  lines  nearer 
the  commencement,  v.  10. 

But  as  a  man  who  had  been  matchless  held 

In  cunning,  over-reach' d  where  least  he  thought, 

To  salve  his  credit,  and  for  very  spite 

Still  will  be  tempting  him  who  foils  him  still. 

This  is  no  simily,  no  illustration,  but  exactly  what 
Satan  had  been  doing. 

Landor.  The  Devil  grows  very  dry  in  the 
desert,  where  he  discourses 

Of  Academicks  old  and  new,  with  those 
Surnamed  Peripateticks,  and  the  sect 
Epicurean,  and  the  Stoick  severe. 

Southey.  It  is  piteous  to  find  the  simplicity  of 
the  Gospel  overlaid  and  deformed  by  the  scholastic 
argumentation  of  our  Saviour,  and  by  the  pleasure 
he  appears  to  take  in  holding  a  long  conversation 
with  the  Adversary. 

Not  therefore  am  I  short 
Of  knowing  what  I  ought.    He  who  receives 
Light  from  above,  from  the  fountain  of  light. 

What  a  verse  v.  287,  &c. !  A  dissertation  from  our 
Saviour,  delivered  to  the  Devil  in  the  manner  our 
poet  has  delivered  it,  was  the  only  thing  wanting 
to  his  punishment ;  and  he  catches  it  at  last. 

V.  396. 

Darkness  now  rote 

As  daylight  sunk,  and  brought  in  lowering  night, 
Her  shadowy  offspring. 

This  is  equally  bad  poetry  and  bad  philosophy  : 
the  Darkness  rising  and  bringing  in  the  Night 
lowering  ;  when  he  adds, 

Unsubstantial  both, 
Privation  mere  of  light  .  .  and  absent  day. 

How !  privation  of  its  absence  ?  He  wipes  away 
with  a  single  stroke  of  the  brush  two  very  indis- 
tinct and  ill-drawn  figures. 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOK. 


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Landor. 

Our  Saviour  meek  and  with  untroubled  mind, 
After  his  airy  jaunt,  tho'  hurried  fore, 
How  "  hurried  sore,"  if  with  untroubled  mind  ? 
Hungry  and  cold,  betook  him  to  his  rest. 

I  should  have  been  quite  satisfied  with  a  quarter 
of  this.  ; 

Darkness  now  rose ; 
Our  Saviour  meek  hetook  him  to  hisjrest. 

Such  simplicity  would  be  the  more  grateful  and 
the  more  effective  in  preceding  that  part  of 
Paradise  Regained  which  is  the  most  sublimely 
pathetic.  It  would  be  idle  to  remark  the  pro- 
priety of  accentuation  on  concourse,  and  almost  as 
idle  to  notice  that  in  verse  420  is 

Thou  only  sloodst  unshaken  ; 

and  in  v.  425, 

t  Thou  iatst  unappalled. 

But  to  stand,  as  I  said  before,  is  to  remain,  or  to 
be,  in  Milton,  following  the  Italian.     Never  was 
the  eloquence  of  poetry  so  set  forth  by  words  and 
numbers  in  any  language  as  in  this  period.    Par- 
don the  infernal  and  hellish. 
Infernal  ghosts  and  hellish  furies  round 
Environ'd  thee :  some  howl'd,  some  yell'd,  some  shrickt, 
Some  hent  at  thee  their  fiery  darts,  while  thou 
Satst  unappalled  in  calm  and  sinless  peace. 

The  idea  of  sitting  is  in  itself  more  beautiful  than 
of  standing  or  lying  down,  but  our  Saviour  is 
represented  as  lying  down,  while 

The  tempter  watcht,  and  soon  with  ugly  dreams 

Disturbed  his  sleep. 

he  could  disturb,  but  not  appall  him,  as  he  him- 
self says  in  verse  487. 

Southey.   It  is    thought    by  Joseph  Warton 
and  some  others,  that,  where  the  Devil  says, 
Then  hear,  O  Son  of  David,  virgin-born, 
For  Son  of  God  to  me  is  yet  in  doubt,  &c. 

he  speaks  sarcastically  in  the  word  virgin-bom. 
But  the  Devil  is  not  so  bad  a  rhetorician  as  to 
turn  round  so  suddenly  from  the  ironical  to  the 
serious.  He  acknowledges  the  miracle  of  the 
Nativity ;  he  pretends  to  doubt  its  Divinity. 

So  saying  he  caught  him  up,  and  without  wing 
Ofhippogrif,  bore  through  the  air  sublime. 

Satan  had  given  good  proof  that  his  wing  was 
more  than  a  match  for  a  hippogrif 's ;  and  if  he 
had  borrowed  a  hippogrif 's  for  the  occasion,  he 
could  have  made  no  use  of  it,  unless  he  had  bor- 
rowed the  hippogrif  too,  and  rode  before  or  behind 
on  him, 

Over  the  wilderness  .  .  and  o'er  the  plain. 
Two   better  verses  follow;  but  the  temple  of 
Jerusalem  could  never  have  appeared 

Topt  with  golden  spires. 
So  Satan  fell ;  and  straight  a  fiery  globe 
Of  angels  on  full  sail  of  whig  flew  nigh, 
Who  on  their  plumy  vans  received  him  soft. 

He7  means  our  Saviour,  not  Satan.  In  any 
ancient  we  should  manage  a  little  the  ductus  lite- 
rarum,  and,  for  the  wretched  words,  "  him  soft," 


purpose  to  substitute  their  lord.     But  by  what 
ingenuity  can  we  erect  into  a  verse  v.  597 1 

In  the  bosom  of  bliss  and  light  of  light. 
In  613  and  614  we  find  rhyme. 

Landor.  The  angels  seem  to  have  lost  their 
voices  since  they  left  Paradise.  Their  denuncia- 
tions against  Satan  are  very  angry,  but  very 
weak. 

Thee  and  thy  legions ;  yelling  they  shall  fly 
And  beg  to  hide  them  in  a  herd  of  swine, 
Lest  he  command  them  down  into  the  deep, 
Bound,  and  to  torment  sent  before  their  tune. 

Surely  they  had  been  tormented  long  before. 

The  close  of  the  poem   is  extremely  languid, 
however  much  it  has  been  commended  for  its 
simplicity. 
Southey. 

He,  unobserved, 
Home,  to  his  mother's  house,  private  return'd. 

Unobserved  and  private;  home  and  his  "mother's 
house,"  are  not  very  distinctive. 

Landor.  Milton  took  but  little  time  in  forming 
the  plan  of  his  Paradise  Regained,  doubtful  and 
hesitating  as  he  had  been  in  the  construction  of 
Paradise  Lost.  In  composing  a  poem  or  any 
other  work  of  imagination,  although  it  may  be 
well  and  proper  to  lay  down  a  plan,  I  doubt 
whether  any  author  of  any  durable  work  has  con- 
fined himself  to  it  very  strictly.  But  writers  will 
no  more  tell  you  whether  they  do  or  not,  than 
they  will  bring  out  before  you  the  foul  copies,  or 
than  painters  will  admit  you  into  the  secret  of 
composing  or  of  laying  on  their  colours.  I  con- 
fess to  you  that  a  few  detached  thoughts  and 
images  have  always  been  the  beginnings  of  my 
works.  Narrow  slips  have  risen  up,  more  or 
fewer,  above  the  surface.  These  gradually 
became  larger  and  more  consolidated:  fresh- 
ness and  verdure  first  covered  one  part,  then 
another;  then  plants  of  firmer  and  of  higher 
growth,  however  scantily,  took  their  places,  then 
extended  their  roots  and  branches ;  and  among 
them  and  round  about  them  in  a  little  while  you 
yourself,  and  as  many  more  as  I  desired,  found 
places  for  study  and  for  recreation. 

Keturning  to  Paradise  Regained.  If  a  loop  in  the 
netting  of  a  purse  is  let  down,  it  loses  the  money 
that  is  in  it ;  so  a  poem  by  laxity  drops  the  weight 
of  its  «ontents.  In  theanimal  body,not  onlynerves 
and  juices  are  necessary,  but  also  continuity  and 
cohesion.  Milton  is  caught  sleeping  after  his 
exertions  in  Paradise  Lost,  and  the  lock  of  his 
strength  is  shorn  off;  but  here  and  there  a  pro- 
minent muscle  swells  out  from  the  vast  mass  of 
the  collapsed. 

Southey.  The  Samson  A  gonistes,no-w'beforem,  is 
less  languid,  but  it  may  be  charged  with  almost  the 
heaviest  fault  of  a  poem,  or  indeed  of  any  compo- 
sition, particularly  the  dramatic,  which  is,  there  is 
insufficient  coherency,  or  dependence  of  part  on 
part.  Let  us  not  complain  that,  while  we  look  at 
Samson  and  hear  his  voice,  we  are  forced  to  think 
of  Milton,  of  his  blindness,  of  his  abandonment, 
with  as  deep  a  commiseration.  If  we  lay  open  the 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


few  faults  covered  by  his  transcendant  excellen- 
cies, we  feel  confident  that  none  are  more  willing 
(or  would  be  more  acceptable  were  he  present)  to 
pay  him  homage.  I  retain  all  my  admiration 
of  his  poetry ;  you  all  yours,  not  only  of  his 
poetry,  but  of  his  sentiments  on  many  grave 
subjects. 

Landor.  I  do  ;  but  I  should  be  reluctant  to  see 
disturbed  the  order  and  course  of  things,  by  altera- 
tions at  present  unnecessary,  or  by  attempts  at 
what  might  be  impracticable.  When  an  evil  can 
no  longer  be  borne  manfully  and  honestly  and 
decorously,  then  down  with  it,  and  put  something 
better  in  its  place.  Meanwhile  guard  strenuously 
against  such  evil.  The  vigilant  will  seldom  be 
constrained  to  vengeance. 

Southey.  Simple  as  is  the  plan  of  this  drama, 
there  are  prettinesses  in  it  which  would  be  far 
from  ornamental  anywhere.    Milton  is  much  more 
exuberant  in  them  than  Ovid  himself,  who  cer- 
tainly would  never  have  been  so  commended  by 
Quinctilian  for  the  Medea,  had  he  written 
Where  I,  a  prisoner  chain'd,  scarce  freely  draw 
The  air  imprisoned  also.    V.  7. 

But  into  what  sublimity  he  soon  ascends  ! 
Ask  for  this  great  deliverer  now,  and  find  him 
Eyeless  in  Gaza  at  the  mill  with  slaves. 

Landor.  My  copy  is  printed  as  you  read  it; 
but  there  ought  to  be  commas  after  eyeless,  after 
Gaza,  and  after  mill.  Generally  our  printers 
or  writers  put  three  commas  where  one  would 
do ;  but  here  the  grief  of  Samson  is  aggravated 
at  every  member  of  the  sentence.  Surely  it  must 
have  been  the  resolution  of  Milton  to  render  his 
choruses  as  inharmonious  as  he  fancied  the  Greek 
were,  or  would  be,  without  the  accompaniments  of 
instrument,  accentuation,  and  chaunts  ;  otherwise 
how  can  we  account  for  "  abandoned,  and  by  him- 
self given  over ;  in  slavish  habit,  ill-jitted  weeds, 
over-worn  and  soiled.  Or  do  my  eyes  'misrepre- 
sent ?  Can  this  be  he,  that  heroic,  that  renowned, 
irresistible  Samson  I " 

Southey.  We  are  soon  compensated,  regretting 
only  that  the  chorus  talks  of  "  Clwlybian  tem- 
pered steel  "  in  the  beginning,  and  then  informs 
us  of  his  exploit  with  the  jaw-bone, 

In  Ramath-lechi./amott*  to  this  day. 
It  would  be  strange  indeed  if  such  a  victory  as 
was  never  won  before,  were  forgotten  in  twenty 
years,  or  thereabout. 

Southey.  Passing  Milton's  oversights,  we  next 
notice  his  systematic  defects.  Fondness  for 
Euripides  made  him  too  didactic  when  action 
was  required.  Perhaps  the  French  drama  kept 
him  in  countenance,  although  he  seems  to  have 
paid  little  attention  to  it,  comparatively. 

Landor.  The  French  drama  contains  some  of 
the  finest  didactic  poetry  in  the  world,  and  is 
peculiarly  adapted  both  to  direct  the  reason  and 
to  control  the  passions.  It  is  a  well-lighted  saloon 
of  graceful  eloquence,  where  the  sword-knot  is 
appended  by  the  hand  of  Beauty,  and  where  the 
snuff-box  is  composed  of  such  brilliants  as,  after 


a  peace  or  treaty,  kings  bestow  on  diplomatists. 
Whenever  I  read  a  French  alexandrine,  I  fancy 
I  receive  a  box  on  the  ear  in  the  middle  of  it,  and 
another  at  the  end,  sufficient,  if  not  to  pain,  to 
weary  me  intolerably,  and  to  make  the  book  drop 
out  of  my  hand.  Moliere  and  La  Fontaine  can 
alone  by  their  homoeopathy  revive  me.  Such  is 
the  power  of  united  wit  and  wisdom,  in  ages 
the  most  desperate !  These  men,  with  Montaigne 
and  Charron,  will  survive  existing  customs,  and 
probably  existing  creeds.  Millions  will  be  capti- 
vated by  them,  when  the  eloquence  of  Bossuet 
himself  shall  interest  extremely  few.  Yet  the 
charms  of  language  are  less  liable  to  be  dissipated 
by  time  than  the  sentences  of  wisdom.  While  the 
incondite  volumes  of  more  profound  philosophers 
are  no  longer  in  existence,  scarcely  one  of  writers 
who  enjoyed  in  a  high  degree  the  gift  of  eloquence, 
is  altogether  lost.  Among  the  Athenians  there 
are  indeed  some,  but  in  general  they  were  worth- 
less men,  squabbling  on  worthless  matters :  we 
have  little  to  regret,  excepting  of  Phocion  and 
of  Pericles.  If  we  turn  to  Rome,  we  retain  all  the 
best  of  Cicero ;  and  we  patiently  and  almost  indif- 
ferently hear  that  nothing  is  to  be  found  of  Mar- 
cus Antonius  or  Hortensius ;  for  the  eloquence  of 
the  bar  is,  and  ought  always  to  be,  secondary. 

Southey.  You  were  remarking  that  our  poet 
paid  little  attention  to  the  French  drama.  In- 
deed in  his  preface  he  takes  no  notice  of  it  what- 
soever, not  even  as  regards  the  plot,  in  which 
consists<  its  chief  excellence,  or  perhaps  I  should 
say  rather  its  superiority.  He  holds  the  opinion 
that  "a  plot,  whether  intricate  or  explicit,  is 
nothing  but  such  economy  or  disposition  of  the 
fable,  as  may  stand  best  with  verisimilitude  and 
decorum."  Surely  the  French  tragedians  have 
observed  this  doctrine  attentively. 

Landor.  It  has  rarely  happened  that  dramatic 
events  have  followed  one  another  in  their  natural 
order.  The  most  remarkable  instance  of  it  is  in 
the  King  (Edipus  of  Sophocles.  But  Racine  is 
in  general  the  most  skilful  of  the  tragedians,  with 
little  energy  and  less  invention.  I  wish  Milton 
had  abstained  from  calling,"  Jischylus,  Sophocles, 
and  Euripides,  the  three  tragic  poets  unequalled 
yet  by  any ;"  because  it  may  leave  a  suspicion  that 
he  fancied  he,  essentially  undramatic,  could  equal 
them,  and  had  now  done  it ;  and  because  it  ex- 
hibits him  as  a  detractor  from  Shakspeare.  I  am 
as  sorry  to  find  him  in  this  condition  as  I  should 
have  been  to  find  him  in  a  fit  of  the  gout,  or 
treading  on  a  nail  with  naked  foot  in  his  blind- 
ness. 

Southey.  Unfortunately  it  is  impossible  to  ex- 
culpate him ;  for  you  must  have  remarked  where, 
a  few  sentences  above,  are  these  expressions. 
"  This  is  mentioned  to  vindicate  from  the  small 
esteem,  or  rather  infamy,  which  in  the  account  of 
many,  it  undergoes  at  this  day,  with  other  com- 
mon interludes ;  happening  through  the  poet's 
error  of  intermixing  comick  stuff  with  tragick  sad- 
ness and  gravity,  or  intermixing  trivial  and 
vulgar  persons,  which,  by  all  judicious,  hath 


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been  counted  absurd,  and  brought  in  without 
discretion,  corruptly  to  gratify  the  people." 

Landor.  It  may  be  questioned  whether  the 
people  in  the  reign  of  Elizabeth,  or  indeed  the 
queen  herself,  would  have  been  contented  with  a 
drama  without  a  smack  of  the  indecent  or  the 
ludicrous.  They  had  alike  been  accustomed  to 
scenes  of  ribaldry  and  of  bloodshed ;  and  the 
palace  opened  on  one  wing  to  the  brothel,  on  the 
other  to  the  shambles.  The  clowns  of  Shakspeare 
are  still  admired  by  not  the  vulgar  only. 

Southey.  The  more  the  pity.  Let  them  appear 
in  their  proper  places.  But  a  picture  by  Morland 
or  Frank  Hals  ought  never  to  break  a  series  of 
frescoes  by  the  hand  of  Raphael,  or  of  senatorial 
portraits  animated  by  the  sun  of  Titian.  There  is 
much  to  be  regretted  in,  and  (since  we  are  alone  I 
will  say  it)  a  little  which  might  without  loss  or 
injury  be  rejected,  from,  the  treasury  of  Shaks- 
peare. 

Landor.  It  is  difficult  to  sweep  away  anything 
and  not  to  sweep  away  gold-dust  with  it !  but  viler 
dust  lies  thick  in  some  places.  The  'grave  Milton 
too  has  cobwebs  hanging  on  his  workshop, 
which  a  high  broom,  in  a  steady  hand,  may  reach 
without  doing  mischief.  But  let  children  and 
short  men,  and  unwary  ones,  stand  out  of  the 
way. 

Southey.  Necessary  warning !  for  nothing  else 
occasions  so  general  satisfaction  as  the  triumph  of  a 
weak  mind  over  a  stronger.  And  this  often  hap- 
pens ;  for  the  sutures  of  a  giant's  armour  are  most 
penetrable  from  below.  Surely  no  poet  is  so 
deeply  pathetic  as  the  one  before  us,  and  nowhere 
more  than  in  those  verses  which  begin  at  the  six- 
tieth and  end  with  the  eighty-fifth.  There  is 
much  fine  poetry  after  this ;  and  perhaps  the  pro- 
lixity is  very  rational  in  a  man  so  aiflicted,  but 
the  composition  is  the  worse  for  it.  Samson 
could  have  known  nothing  of  the  interlunar  cave  ; 
nor  could  he  ever  have  thought  about  the  light  of 
the  soul,  and  of  the  soul  being  all  in  every  part. 

Landor.  Reminiscences  of  many  sad  afflictions 
have  already  burst  upon  the  poet,  but  instead  of 
overwhelming  him,  they  have  endued  him  with 
redoubled  might  and  majesty.  Verses  worthier 
of  a  sovran  poet,  sentiments  worthier  of  a  pure, 
indomitable,  inflexible,  republican,  never  issued 
from  the  human  heart,  than  these  referring  to 
the  army,  in  the  last  effort  made  to  rescue  the 
English  nation  from  disgrace  and  servitude. 

Had  Judah  that  day  joined,  or  one  whole  tribe, 
They  had  by  this  possest  the  towers  of  Gath, 
And  lorded  over  them  whom  now  they  serve. 
But  what  more  oft,  in  nations  grown  corrupt 
And  by  their  vices  brought  to  servitude, 
Than  to  love  bondage  more  than  liberty, 
Bondage  with  ease  than  strenuous  liberty, 
And  to  despise  or  envy  or  suspect 
Whom  God  hath  of  his  special  favour  rais'd 
As  their  deliverer  !    If  he  ought  begin, 
How  frequent  to  desert  him  !  and  at  last 
To  heap  ingratitude  on  worthiest  deeds ! 

Southey.  I  shall  be  sorry  to  damp  your  enthu- 
siasm, in  however  slight  a  degree,  by  pursuing  our 


original  plan  in  the  detection  of  blemishes.  Eyes 
the  least  clear-sighted  could  easily  perceive  one  in 

For  of  such  doctrine  never  was  there  school 

But  the  heart  of  the  fool. 
And  no  man  therein  doctor  but  himself.    V.  299. 

They  could  discern  here  nothing  but  the  quaint 
conceit ;  and  it  never  occurred  to  them  that  the 
chorus  knew  nothing  of  schools  and  doctors.  A 
line  above,  there  is  an  expression  not  English. 
For  "  who  believe  not  the  existence  of  God," 

Who  think  not  God  at  all.  V.  295. 
And  is  it  captious  to  say  that,  when  Manoah's  locks 
are  called  "white  as  down,"  whiteness  is  no 
characteristic  of  down  1  Perhaps  you  will  be  pro- 
pitiated by  the  number  of  words  in  our  days 
equally  accented  on  the  first  syllable,  which  in 
this  drama  the  great  poet,  with  all  his  authority, 
has  stamped  on  the  second;  such  as  impulse, 
edict,  contrary,  prescript,  the  substantive  contest, 
instinct,  crystalline,  pretext. 

Landor.  I  wish  we  had  preserved  them  all  in 
that  good  condition,  excepting  the  substantive 
contest,  which  ought  to  follow  the  lead  of  "  con- 
quest." But "  now  we  have  got  to  the  worst,  let  us 
keep  to  the  worst,"  is  the  sound  conservative  maxim 
of  the  day. 

Southey.  I  perceive  you  adhere  to  your  doctrine 
in  the  termination  of  Aristofefes. 

Landor.  If  we  were  to  say  Aristotle,  why  not 
ThemistocZe,  Empecfocfe,  and  Pericle  ?  Here, 
too,  neath  has  always  a  hyphen  before  it,  quite 
unnecessarily.  From  neath  comes  nether,  which 
reminds  me  that  it  would  be  better  spelt,  as  it  was 
formerly,  nethe. 

But  go  on  :  we  can  do  no  good  yet. 

Southey. 

That  invincible  Samson,  far  renowned.    Y.  341. 
Here,  unless  we  place  the  accent  on  the  third 
syllable,  the  verse  assumes  another  form,  and  such 
as  is  used  only  in  the  ludicrous  or  light  poetry, 
scanned  thus ; 

That  invin  |  cible  Sam  |  son,  &c. 
There  is  great  eloquence  and  pathos  in  the  speech 
of  Manoah :  but  the  "  scorpion's  tail  behind,"  in 
v.  360,  is  inapposite.  Perhaps  my  remark  is  un- 
worthy of  your  notice ;  but,  as  you  are  reading 
on,  you  seem  to  ponder  on  something  which  is 
worthy. 

Landor.  How  very  much  would  literature  have 
lost,  if  this  marvellously  great  and  admirable  man 
had  omitted  the  various  references  to  himself  and 
his  contemporaries.    He  had  grown  calmer  at  the 
close  of  life,  and  saw  in  Cromwell  as  a  fault  what 
he  had  seen  before  as  a  necessity  or  a  virtue. 
The  indignities  offered  to  the  sepulchre  and  re- 
mains of  the  greatest  of  English  sovrans  by  the 
most  ignominious,  made  the  tears  of  Milton  gush 
from  his  darkened  eyes,  and  extorted  from  his 
generous  and  grateful  heart  this  exclamation  : 
Alas  !  methinks  when  God  hath  chosen  one 
To  worthiest  deeds,  if  he  through  frailty  err 
He  should  not  so  o'erwhelm,  and  as  u  thrall 
Subject  him  to  so  foul  indignities, 
Be  it  but  for  honour's  sake  of  former  deeds. 


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How  supremely  grand  is  the  close  of  Samson's 
speech  1 
Southey.  In  v.  439  we  know  what  is  meant  by 

Slewst  them  many  a  slain  ; 

but  the  expression  is  absurd  :  he  could  not  slay 
the  slain.  We  also  may  object  to 

The  use  of  strongest  wines 
And  strongest  drinks, 

knowing  that  wines  were  the  "  strongest  drinks  " 
in  those  times :  perhaps  they  might  have  been 
made  stronger  by  the  infusion  of  herbs  and  spices. 
You  will  again  be  saddened  by  the  deep  harmony 
of  those  verses  in  which  the  poet  represents  his 
own  condition.  V.  590. 

All  otherwise  to  me  my  thoughts  portend,  &c. 
In  verses  729  and  731,  the  words  address  and 
addrest  are  inelegant. 

And  words  addrest  seem  into  tears  dissolved, 
Wetting  the  borders  of  her  silken  veil ; 
But  now  again  she  makes  address  to  speak. 

In  v.  734, 

Which  to  have  united,  without  excuse, 
I  cannot  but  acknowledge, 

the  comma  should  be  expunged  after  excuse,  else 
the  sentence  is  ambiguous.  And  in  745,  "  what 
amends  is  in  my  power."  We  have  no  singular, 
as  the  French  have,  for  this  word,  although  many 
use  it  ignorantly,  as  Milton  does  inadvertently. 
V.  934.  Thy  fair  enchanted  cup  and  warbling  charms. 
Here  we  are  forced  by  the  double  allusion  to  re- 
cognise the  later  mythos  of  Circe.  The  cup  alone, 
or  the  warbling  alone,  might  belong  to  any  other 
enchantress,  any  of  his  own  or  of  a  preceding  age, 
since  we  know  that  in  all  times  certain  herbs  and 
certain  incantations  were  used  by  sorceresses. 

The  chorus  in  this  tragedy  is  not  always  concili- 
ating and  assuaging.  Never  was  anything  more 
bitter  against  the  female  sex  than  the  verses  from 
1010  to  1060.  The  invectives  of  Euripides  aranever 
the  outpourings  of  the  chorus,  and  their  venom 
is  cold  as  hemlock;  those  of  Milton  are  hot  and 
corrosive. 

It  is  not  virtue,  wisdom,  valour,  wit, 

Strength,  comeliness  of  shape,  or  amplest  merit, 

That  woman's  love  can  win  or  long  inherit ; 

But  what  it  is,  is  hard  to  say, 

Harder  to  hit, 

Which  way  soever  men  refer  it : 

Much  like  thy  riddle,  Samson,  in  one  day 

Or  seven,  though  one  should  musing  sit. 

Never  has  Milton,  in  poetry  or  prose,  written 
worse  than  this.  The  beginning  of  the  second 
line  is  untrue ;  the  conclusion  is  tautological.  In 
the  third  it  is  needless  to  inform  us  that  what  is 
not  to  be  gained  is  not  to  be  inherited  ;  or  in  the 
fourth,  that  what  is  hard  to  say  is  hard  to  hit  ; 
but  it  really  is  a  new  discovery  that  it  is  harder. 
Where  is  the  distinction  in  the  idea  he  would 
present  of  saying  and  hitting  ?  However,  we  will 
not  "  musing  sit "  on  these  dry  thorns. 
Whate'er  it  be,  to  wisest  men  and  best 
Seeming  at  first  all  heavenly  under  virgin  veil,  Ac. 

This  is  a  very  ugly  mis-shapen  alexandrine.    The 


verse  would  be  better  and  more  regular  by  the 
omission  of  "  seeming  "  or  "  at  first,"  neither  of 
which  is  necessary. 

Landor.  The  giant  Harapha  is  not  expected 
to  talk  wisely :  but  he  never  would  have  said  to 
Samson 

Thou  knowst  me  now, 

Ifthou  at  all  art  known  ,•  much  I  have  heard 
Of  thy  prodigious  strength.    V.  1031. 

A  pretty  clear  evidence  of  his  being  somewhat 
known. 

And  black  enchantments,  some  magician's  art. 
No  doubt  of  that.    But  what  glorious  lines  from 
1167  to  1179  i   I  can  not  say  so  much  of  these : 

Have  they  not  sword-players  and  every  sort 
Of  gymnic  artists,  wrestlers,  riders,  runners, 
Jugglers  and  dancers,  antics,  mummers,  mimics  ? 

No,  certainly  not :  the  jugglers  and  the  dancers 
they  probably  had,  but  none  of  the  rest.  Mum- 
mers are  said  to  derive  their  appellation  from  the 
word  mum.  I  rather  think  mum  came  corrupted 
from  them.  Mummer  in  reality  is  mime.  We 
know  how  frequently  the  letter  r  has  obtained  an 
undue  place  at  the  end  of  words.  The  English 
mummers  were  men  who  acted,  without  speaking, 
in  coarse  pantomime.  There  are  many  things  which 
I  have  marked  between  this  place  and  v.  1665. 
V.  1634.  That  to  the  arched  roof  gave  main  support. 
There  were  no  arches  in  the  time  of  Samson :  but 
the  mention  of  the  two  pillars  in  the  centre  makes 
it  requisite  to  imagine  such  a  structure.  V.  1 660, 
O  dearly  bought  revenge,  yet  glorious. 

It  is  Milton's  practice  to  make  vowels  syllabically 
weak  either  coalesce  with  or  yield  to  others. 
In  no  place  but  at  the  end  of  a  verse  would 
he  protract  glorious  into  a  trisyllable.  The 
structure  of  his  versification  was  founded  on  the 
Italian,  in  which  io  and  ia  in  some  words  are 
monosyllables  in  all  places  but  the  last.  V.  1665, 

Among  thy  slain  self-kill'd, 
Not  willingly,  but  tangled  in  the  fold 
Of  dire  necessity,  whose  law  in  death  conjoined 
Thee  with  thy  slaughtered  foes,  in  number  more 
Than  all  thy  life  hath  slain  before. 

Milton  differs  extremely  from  the  Athenian  dra- 
matists in  neglecting  the  beauty  of  his  chorusses. 
Here  the  third  line  is  among  his  usually  bad 
alexandrines  ;  and  there  is  not  only  a  debility  of 
rhythm  but  also  a  redundancy  of  words.  The 
verse  would  be  better,  and  the  sense  too,  without 
the  words  "  in  death."  And  "  slaughtered  "  is 
alike  unnecessary  in  the  next.  Farther  on,  the 
chorus  talks  about  the  phoenix.  Now  the  phoenix, 
although  oriental,  was  placed  in  the  orient  by 
the  Greeks.  If  the  phoanix  "  no  second  knows," 
it  is  probable  it  knows  "  no  third."  All  this  non- 
sense is  prated  while  Samson  is  lying  dead  be- 
fore them.  But  the  poem  is  a  noble  poem,  and 
the  characters  of  Samson  and  Delilah  are  drawn 
with  precision  and  truth.  The  Athenian  drama- 
tists, both  tragic  and  comic,  have  always  one 
chief  personage,  one  central  light.  Homer  has 
not  in  the  Iliad,  nor  has  Milton  in  the  Paradise 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOR. 


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Lost,  nor  "has  Shakspeare  in  several  of  his  best 
tragedies.  We  find  it  in  Racine,  in  the  great 
Corneille,  in  the  greater  Schiller.  In  Calderon, 
and  the  other  dramatists  of  Spain,  it  rarely  is 
wanting ;  but  their  principal  delight  is  in  what 
we  call  plot  or  intrigue,  in  plainer  English  (and 
very  like  it)  intricacy  and  trick.  Kurd,  after  saying 
of  the  Samson  Agonistes,  that  "  it  is,  as  might 
be  expected,  a  masterpiece,"  tucks  up  his  lawn 
sleeve  and  displays  his  slender  wrist  against 
Lowth.  Nothing  was  ever  equal  to  his  cool 
effrontery  when  he  says,  "  This  critic,  and  all 
such,  are  greatly  out  in  their  judgments,"  &c. 
He  might  have  profited,  both  in  criticism 
and  in  style,  by  reading  Lowth  more  attentively 
and  patiently.  In  which  case  he  never  would 
have  written  out  in,  nor  obliged  to  such  free- 
doms, nor  twenty  more  such  strange  things. 
Lowth  was  against  the  chorus  :  Kurd  says,  "  It 
will  be  constantly  wanting  to  rectify^the  wrong 
conclusions  of  the  audience."  Would  it  not  be 
quite  as  advisable  to  drop  carefully  a  few  drops  of 
laudanum  on  a  lump  of  sugar,  to  lull  the  excite- 
ment of  the  sufferers  by  the  tragedy  ]  The  chorus 
in  Milton  comes  well  provided  with  this  narcotic. 
Voltaire  wrote  an  opera,  and  intended  it  for  a 
serious  one,  on  the  same  subject.  He  decorated 
it  with  chorusses  sung  to  Venus  and  Adonis,  and 
represented  Samson  more  gallantly  French  than 
either.  He  pulled  down  the  temple  on  the  stage, 
and  cried, 

"  J'ai  repare  ma  honte,  et  j'expire  en  vainqueur ! " 
And  yet  Voltaire  was  often  a  graceful  poet,  and 
sometimes  a  judicious  critic.  It  may  be  vain 
and  useless  to  propose  for  imitation  the  chief 
excellences  of  a  great  author,  such  being  the 
gift  of  transcendent  genius,  and  not  an  acqui- 
sition to  be  obtained  by  study  or  labour  •  but 
it  is  only  in  great  authors  that  defects  are  me- 
morable when  pointed  out,  and  unsuspected  until 
they  are  distinctly.  For  which  reason  I  think 
it  probable  that  at  no  distant  time  I  may  publish 
your  remarks,  if  you  consent  to  it. 

Soutliey.  It  is  well  known  in  what  spirit  I  made 
them  ;  and  as  you  have  objected  to  few,  if  any,  I 
leave  them  at  your  discretion.  Let  us  now  pass 
on  to  Lycidas.  It  appears  to  me,  that  Warton  is 
less  judicious  than  usual,  in  his  censure  of 
Shatter  your  leaves  before  the  mellowing  year. 

I  find  in  his  note,  "  The  mellowing  year  could 
not  affect  the  leaves  of  the  laurel,  the  myrtle,  and 
the  ivy,  which  last  is  characterised  before  as  never 
sere."  The  ivy  sheds  its  leaves  in  the  proper 
season,  though  never  all  at  once,  and  several  hang 
on  the  stem  longer  than  a  year.  In  v.  88, 

But  now  my  oar'proceeds 
And  listens  to  the  herald  of  the  sea. 

Does  the  oar  listen  ] 

Blind  mouths  that  scarce  themselves  know  how  to  hold 
A  sheep-hook.    V.  119. 

Now  although  mouths  and  bellies  may  designate 
the  possessors  or  bearers,  yet  surely  the  blind 


mouth  holding  a  shepherd's  crook  is  a  fitter  re- 
presentation of  the  shepherd's  dog  than  of  the 
shepherd.  V.  145,  may  he  not  have  written  the 
gloming  violet  ]  not  indeed  well ;  but  better  than 
glowing. 

V.  154.  Ay  me  !  while  thee  the  shores  and  sounding  seas 
Wash  far  away. 

Surely  the  shores  did  not. 

V.  1750.    And  hears  the  inexpressive  nuptial  song 

In  the  blest  kingdoms  meek  of  joy  and  love. 

What  can  be  the  meaning  ? 

Landor.  It  is  to  be  regretted,  not  so  much  that 
Milton  has  adopted  the  language  and  scenery  and 
mythology  of  the  ancients,  as  that  he  confounds 
the  real  simple  field-shepherds  with  the  mitred 
shepherds  of  St.  Paul's  Churchyard  and  West- 
minster Abbey,  and  ties  the  two-handed  sword 
against  the  crook.  I  have  less  objection  to  the 
luxury  spread  out  before  me,  than  to  be  treated 
with  goose  and  mince-pie  on  the  same  plate. 

No  poetry  so  harmonious  had  ever  been  written 
in  our  language;  but  in  the  same  free  metre  both 
Tasso  and  Guarini  had  captivated  the  ear  of  Italy. 
In  regard  to  poetry,  the  Lycidas  will  hardly  bear 
a  comparison  with  the  Allegro  and  Penseroso. 
Many  of  the  ideas  in  both  are  taken  from  Beau- 
mont and  Fletcher,  from  Raleigh  and  Marlowe, 
and  from  a  poem  in  the  first  edition  of  Burton's 
Melancholy.  Each  of  these  has  many  beauties  ; 
but  there  are  couplets  in  Milton's  worth  them  all. 
We  must,  however,  do  what  we  set  about.  If  we 
see  the  Faun  walk  lamely,  we  must  look  at  hia 
foot,  find  the  thorn,  and  extract  it. 

Southey.  There  are  those  who  defend,  in  the 
first  verses,  the  matrimonial,  or  other  less  legiti- 
mate alliance,  of  Cerberus  and  Midnight ;  but  I 
have  too  much  regard  for  Melancholy  to  subscribe 
to  the  filiation,  especially  as  it  might  exclude 
her  presently  from  the  nunnery,  whither  she  is 
invited  as  pensive,  devout,  and  pure.  The  union 
of  Erebus  and  Night  is  much  spoken  of  in  poetical 
circles,  and  we  have  authority  for  announcing 
it  to  the  public;  but  Midnight,  like  Cerberus, 
is  a  misnomer.  We  have  occasionally  heard,  in 
objurgation,  a  man  called  a  son  of  a  dog,  on  the 
mother's  side;  but  never  was  there  goddess  of 
that  parentage.  You  are  pleased  to  find  Milton 
writing  pincht  instead  of  pinched. 

Landor.  Certainly ;  for  there  never  existed  the 
word  "  pinched,"  and  never  can  exist  the  word 
pinc/tW."  In  the  same  verse  he  writes  sed  for 
said.  We  have  both  of  these,  and  we  should  keep 
them  diligently.  The  pronunciation  is  always 
sed,  excepting  in  rhyme.  For  the  same  reason 
we  should  retain  agen  as  well  as  again. 

What  a  cloud  of  absurdities  has  been  whiffed 
against  me,  by  no  unlearned  men,  about  the 
Conversation  of  Tooke  and  Johnson  !  Their  own 
petty  conceits  rise  up  between  their  eyes  and  the 
volume  they  are  negligently  reading,  and  utterly 
obscure  or  confound  it  irretrievably.  One  would 
represent  me  as  attempting  to  undermine  our 
native  tongue ;  another  as  modernising ;  a  third 

M  2 


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aa  antiquating  It.  Whereas  I  am  trying  to  un- 
derprop, not  to  undermine :  I  am  trying  to  stop 
the  man-milliner  at  his  ungainly  work  of  trim- 
ming and  flouncing  :  I  am  trying  to  show  how 
graceful  is  our  English,  not  in  its  stiff  decrepi- 
tude, not  in  its  riotous  luxuriance,  but  in  its  hale 
mid-life.  I  would  make  bad  writers  follow  good 
ones,  and  good  writers  accord  with  themselves. 
If  all  cannot  be  reduced  into  order,  is  that  any 
reason  why  nothing  should  be  done  toward  it  1 
If  languages  and  men  too  are  imperfect,  must  we 
never  make  an  effort  to  bring  them  a  few  steps 
nearer  to  what  is  preferable  ?  If  we  find  on  the 
road  a  man  who  has  fallen  from  his  horse,  and 
who  has  three  bones  dislocated,  must  we  refuse 
him  our  aid  because  one  is  quite  broken  1  It  is 
by  people  who  answer  in  the  affirmative  to  these 
questions,  or  seem  to  answer  so,  it  is  by  such 
writers  that  our  language  for  the  last  half-century 
has  fallen  more  rapidly  into  corruption  and  de- 
composition than  any  other  ever  spoken  among 
men.  The  worst  losses  are  not  always  those 
which  are  soonest  felt,  but  those  which  are  felt 
too  late. 

Southey.  I  should  have  adopted  all  your  sug- 
gestions in  orthography,  if  I  were  not  certain  that 
my  bookseller  would  protest  against  it  as  ruinous. 
If  you  go  no  farther  than  to  write  compett  and 
foretell,  the  compositor  will  correct  your  over- 
sight :  yet  surely  there  should  be  some  sign  that 
the  last  syllable  of  those  verbs  ought  to  be  spelt 
differently,  as  they  are  pronounced  differently, 
from  shrivel  and  level. 

Landor.  Let  us  run  back  to  our  plantain.  But 
a  bishop  stands  in  the  way ;  a  bishop  no  other 
than  Kurd,  who  says  that  "  Milton  shows  his 
judgment  in  celebrating  Shakspeare's  comedies 
rather  than  his  tragedies."  Pity  he  did  not  live 
earlier  !  he  would  have  served  among  the  mum- 
mers both  for  bishop  and  fool.  We  now  come  to 
the  Penseroso,  in  which  title  there  are  many  who 
doubt  the  propriety  of  the  spelling.  Marsand, 
an  editor  of  Petrarca,  has  defended  the  poet,  who 
used  equally  pensiero  and  pensero.  The  mode  is 
more  peculiarly  Lombard.  The  Milanese  and 
Comascs  invariably  say  penser.  Yet  it  is  wonder- 
ful how,  at  so  short  a  distance,  and  professing  to 
speak  the  same  language,  they  differ  in  many 
expressions.  The  wonder  ceases  with  those  who 
have  resided  long  in  the  country,  and  are  curious 
about  such  matters,  when  they  discover  that  at 
two  gates  of  Milan  two  languages  are  spoken. 
The  same  thing  occurs  in  Florence  itself,  where  a 
street  is  inhabited  by  the  Camaldolese,  whose 
language  is  as  little  understood  by  learned 
academicians  as  that  of  Dante  himself.  Beyond 
the  eastern  gates  a  morning's  walk,  you  come 
into  Varlunga,  a  pastoral  district,  in  which  the 
people  speak  differently  from  both.  I  have  always 
found  a  great  pleasure  in  collecting  the  leaves 
and  roots  of  these  phonetic  simples,  especially  in 
hill-countries.  Nothing  so  conciliates  many,  and 
particularly  the  uneducated,  as  to  ask  and  receive 
instruction  from  them.  I  have  not  hesitated  to 


collect  it  from  swineherds  and  Fra  Diavolo :  I 
should  have  looked  for  it  in  vain  among  universi- 
ties and  professors. 

Southey.  Turning  back  to  the  Allegro,  I  find  an 
amusing  note,  conveying  the  surprising  intelli- 
gence, all  the  way  from  Oxford,  that  eglantine 
means  really  the  dog-rose,  and  that  both  dog-rose 
and  honeysuckle  (for  which  Milton  mistook  it), 
"  are  often  growing  against  the  side  or  walls  of 
a  house."  Thus  says  Mr.  Thomas  Warton.  I 
wish  he  had  also  told  us  in  what  quarter  of  the 
world  a  house  has  sides  without  wcUls  of  some 
kind  or  other.  But  it  really  is  strange  that  Mil- 
ton should  have  misapplied  the  word,  at  a  time 
when  botany  was  become  the  favourite  study.  I 
do  not  recollect  whether  Cowley  had  yet  written 
his  Latin  poems  on  the  appearances  and  qualities 
of  plants.  What  are  you  smiling  at  ] 

Landor.    Our  old  field  of  battle,  where  Milton 

Calls  up  him  who  left  untold 
*  The  story  of  Cambuscan  bold. 

Chaucer,  like  Shakspeare,  like  Homer,  like  Mil- 
ton, like  every  great  poet  that  ever  lived,  derived 
from  open  sources  the  slender  origin  of  his  im- 
mortal works.  Imagination  is  not  a  mere  work- 
shop of  images,  great  and  small,  as  there  are 
many  who  would  represent  it;  but  sometimes 
thoughts  also  are  imagined  before  they  are  felt, 
and  descend  from  the  brain  into  the  bosom. 
Young  poets  imagine  feelings  to  which  in  reality 
they  are  strangers. 

Southey.  Copy  them  rather. 

Landor.  Not  entirely.  The  copybook  acts  on 
the  imagination.  Unless  they  felt  the  truth  or 
the  verisimilitude,  it  could  not  take  possession 
of  them.  Both  feelings  and  images  fly  from  dis- 
tant coverts  into  their  little  field,  without  their 
consciousness  whence  they  come,  and  rear  young 
ones  there  which  are  properly  their  own.  Chat- 
terton  hath  shown  as  much  imagination  in  the 
Bristowe  Tragedie,  as  in  that  animated  allegory 
which  begins, 

When  Freedom  dreste  in  blood-stain'd  veste. 

Keats  is  the  most  imaginative  of  our  poets,  after 
Chaucer,  Spenser,  Shakspeare,  and  Milton. 

Southey.  I  am  glad  you  admit  my  favourite, 
Spenser. 

Landor.  He  is  my  favourite  too,  if  you  admit 
the  expression  without  the  signification  of  prece- 
dency. I  do  not  think  him  equal  to  Chaucer  even 
in  imagination,  and  he  appears  to  me  very  inferior 
to  him  in  all  other  points,  excepting  harmony. 
Here  the  miscarriage  is  in  Chaucer's  age,  not  in 
Chaucer,  many  of  whose  verses  are  highly  beau- 
tiful, but  never  (as  in  Spenser)  one  whole  period. 
I  love  the  geniality  of  his  temperature :  no 
straining,  no  effort,  no  storm,  no  fury.  His  vivid 
thoughts  burst  their  way  to  us  through  the 
coarsest  integuments  of  language. 

The  heart  is  the  creator  of  the  poetical  world  ; 
only  the  atmosphere  is  from  the  brain.  Do  I 
then  undervalue  imagination'!  No  indeed  :  but  I 
find  imagination  where  others  never  look  for  it : 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOR. 


165 


in  character  multiform  yet  consistent.  Chaucer 
first  united  the  two  glorious  realms  of  Italy  and 
England.  Shakspeare  came  after,  and  subjected 
the  whole  universe  to  his  dominion.  But  he 
mounted  the  highest  steps  of  his  throne  under 
those  bland  skies  which  had  warmed  the  conge- 
nial breasts  of  Chaucer  and  Boccaccio. 

The  powers  of  imagination  are  but  slender 
when  it  can  invent  only  shadowy  appearances ; 
much  greater  are  requisite  to  make  an  inert  and 
insignificant  atom  grow  up  into  greatness ;  to 
give  it  form,  life,  mobility,  and  intellect.  Spenser 
hath  accomplished  the  one ;  Shakspeare  and  Chau- 
cer the  other.  Pope  and  Dryden  have  displayed 
a  little  of  it  in  their  Satires.  In  passing,  let  me 
express  my  wish  that  writers  who  compare  them 
in  generalities,  and  who  lean  mostly  toward  the 
stronger,  would  attempt  to  trim  the  balance,  by 
placing  Pope  among  our  best  critics  on  poetry, 
while  Dryden  is  knee-deep  below  John  Dennis. 
You  do  not  like  either:  I  read  both  with  plea- 
sure, so  long  as  they  keep  to  the  couplet.  But  St. 
Cecilia's  music-book  is  interlined  with  epigrams, 
and  Alexander's  Feast  smells  of  gin  at  second- 
hand, with  true  Briton  fiddlers  full  of  native 
talent  in  the  orchestra. 

Southey.  Dryden  says,  "  It  were  an  easy  matter 
to  produce  some  tliousands  of  Chaucer's  verses 
which  are  lame  for  want  of  half,  and  sometimes  a 
whole  foot,  which  no  pronunciation  can  make 
otherwise." 

Landor.  Certainly  no  pronunciation  but  the 
proper  one  can  do  it. 

Sowthey.  On  the  opposite  quarter,  comparing 
him  with  Boccaccio,  he  says,  "  He  has  refined  on 
the  Italian,  and  has  mended  his  stories  in  his  way 
of  telling.  Our  countryman  carries  weight,  and 
yet  wins  the  race  at  disadvantage." 

Landor.  Certainly  our  brisk  and  vigorous  poet 
carries  with  him  no  weight  in  criticism. 

Southey.  Vivacity  and  shrewd  sense  are  Dry- 
den's  characteristics,  with  quickness  of  percep- 
tion rather  than  accuracy  of  remark,  and  con- 
sequently a  facility  rather  than  a  fidelity  of 
expression. 

We  are  coming  to  our  last  days  if,  according 
to  the  prophet  Joel,  "  blood  and  fire  and  pillars 
of  smoke"  are  signs  of  them.  Again  to  Milton 
and  the  Penseroso. 

V.  90.   What  worlds,  or  what  vast  regions. 

Are  not  vast  regions  included  in  worlds?     In 
119, 120, 121, 122,  the  same  rhymes  are  repeated. 
Thus,  night,  oft  see  me  in  thy  pale  career, 

is  the  only  verse  of  ten  syllables,  and  should  be 
reduced  to  the  ranks.  You  always  have  strongly 
objected  to  epithets  which  designate  dresses  and 
decoration ;  of  which  epithets,  it  must  be  acknow- 
ledged, both  Milton  and  Shakspeare  are  unrea- 
sonably fond.  Civil-suited,  frownced,  kercheft, 
come  close  together.  I  suspect  they  will  find  as 
little  favour  in  your  eyes  as  embroidered,  trimmed, 
and  gilded. 
Landor.  I  am  fond  of  gilding,  not  in  our 


poetry,  but  in  our  apartments,  where  it  gives  a 
sunniness  greatly  wanted  by  the  climate.  Pindar 
and  Virgil  are  profuse  of  gold,  but  they  reject  the 
gilded. 

Sowthey.  I  have  counted  ninety-three  lines  in 
Milton  where  gold  is  used,  and  only  four  where 
gilded  is.     A  question  is  raised  whether  pale,  in  t 
To  walk  the  studious  cloisters  pale, 

is  substantive  or  adjective.  What  is  your 
opinion  1 

Landor.  That  it  is  an  adjective.  Milton  was 
very  Italian,  as  you  know,  in  his  custom  of  adding 
a  second  epithet  after  the  substantive,  where  one 
had  preceded  it.  The  Wartons  followed  him. 
Yet  Thomas  Warton  would  read  in  this  verse  the 
substantive,  giving  as  his  reason  that  our  poet  is 
fond  of  the  singular.  In  the  present  word  there 
is  nothing  extraordinary  in  finding  it  thus.  We 
commonly  say  within  the  pale  of  the  church,  of 
the  law,  &c.  But  pale  is  an  epithet  to  which 
Milton  is  very  partial.  Just  before,  he  has  writ- 
ten "pale  career,"  and  we  shall  presently  see  the 
"pale-eyed  priest." 

Southey. 

With  antick  pillars  massy-proof. 

The  Wartons  are  fond  of  repeating  in  their  poetry 
the  word  massy-proof:  in  my  opinion  an  inele- 
gant one,  and,  if  a  compound,  compounded  badly. 
It  seems  more  applicable  to  castles,  whose  mas- 
siveness  gave  proof  of  resistance.  Antick  was 
probably  spelt  antike  by  the  author,  who  dis- 
dained to  follow  the  fashion  in  antique,  Pinda- 
ricqwe,  &c.,  affected  by  Cowley  and  others,  who 
had  been,  or  would  be  thought  to  have  been, 
domiciliated  with  Charles  II.  in  France. 

Landor.  Whenever  1  come  to  the  end  of  these 
poems,  or  either  of  them,  it  is  always  with  a  sigh 
of  regret.  We  will  pass  by  the  Arcades,  of  which 
the  little  that  is  good  is  copied  from  Shakspeare. 

Sowthey.  Nevertheless  we  may  consider  it  as  a 
nebula,  which  was  not  without  its  efficiency  in 
forming  the  star  of  Comus.  This  Mask  i/modelled 
on  another  by  George  Peele.  Two  brothers  wan- 
der in  search  of  a  sister  enthralled  by  a  magician. 
They  call  aloud  her  name,  and  Echo  repeats  it,  as 
here  in  Comus.  Much  also  has  been  taken  from 
Puteanus,  who  borrowed  at  once  the  best  and  the 
worst  of  his  poem  from  Philostratus.  In  the  third 
verse  I  find  spirits  a  dissyllable,  which  is  unusual 
in  Milton. 

Landor.  I  can  account  for  his  monosyllabic 
sound  by  his  fondness  of  imitating  the  Italian 
spirto.  But  you  yourself  are  addicted  to  these 
quavers,  if  you  will  permit  me  the  use  of  the 
word  here ;  and  I  find  spirit,  peril,  &c.,  occupying 
no  longer  a  time  than  if  the  second  vowel  were 
wanting.  I  do  not  approve  of  the  apposition  in 

The  nodding  horrour  of  whose  shady  brows.    V.  47. 

Before  which  I  find 

Sea-girt  isles 

That,  like  to  rich  and  various  gems  inlay 
The  unadorned  bosom  of  the  deep* 


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How  can  a  bosom  be  unadorned  which  already  is 
inlaid  with  gems  1 
Southey.  You  will  object  no  less  strongly  to 

Sounds  and  seas  with  all  their  finny  drove, 

sounds  being  parts  of  seas. 

Landor.  There  are  yet  graver  faults.  Where 
did  the  young  kdy  ever  hear  or  learn  such  ex- 
pressions as  "Swilled  insolence"? 

The  grey-hooded  Even, 
Like  a  Bad  votarist  in  palmer'*  weed, 
Rose  from  the  hindmost  wheels  of  Phoebus'  wain. 

Here  is  Eve  a  manifest  female,  with  her  own  pro- 
per hood  upon  her  head,  taking  the  other  parts 
of  male  attire,  and  rising  (by  good  luck)  from 
under  a  waggon-wheel.  But  nothing  in  Milton, 
and  scarcely  anything  in  Cowley,  is  viler  than 

Else,  O  thievish  night, 

Why  should'st  thou,  but  for  some/eloniout  end, 
In  thy  dark-lantern  thus  close  up  the  stars. 

It  must  have  been  a  capacious  dark-lantern  that 
held  them  all. 

That  Nature  hung  in  heaven,  and  fill'd  their  lamps 
With  everlasting_oil. 

Hardly  so  bad ;  but  very  bad  is 

Does  a  table  cloud 
Turn  forth  her  silver  lining  on  the  night  ? 

f 

A  greater  and  more  momentous  fault  is,  that 
three  soliloquies  come  in  succession  for  about  240 
lines  together. 

What  time  the  laboured  ox 
In  his  loose  traces  from  the  furrow  came 
And  the  swinkt  hedger  at  his  supper  sat. 

These  are  blamed  by  Warton,  but  blamed  in  the 
wrong  place.  The  young  lady,  being  in  the  wood, 
could  have  seen  nothing  of  ox  or  hedger,  and  was 
unlikely  to  have  made  any  previous  observations 
on  their  work-hours.  But  in  the  summer,  and 
this  was  in  summer,  neither  the  ox  nor  the  hedger 
are  at  work  :  that  the  ploughman  always  quits  it 
at  noon,  as  Warton  says  he  does,  is  untrue. 
When  he  quits  it  at  noon,  it  is  for  his  dinner. 
Gray  says : 

The  ploughman  homeward  plods  his  weary  way. 

He  may  do  that,  but  certainly  not  at  the  season 
when 

The  beetle  wheels  her  drony  flight 
Nevertheless  the  stricture  is  captious ;  for  the 
ploughman  may  return  from  the  field,  although 
not  from  ploughing ;  and  ploughman  may  be  ac- 
cepted for  any  agricultures  Certainly  such  must 
have  been  Virgil's  meaning  when  he  wrote 

Quo*  durus  orator 
Observans  nido  implumes  detraxit. 

For  ploughing,  in  Italy  more  especially,  is  never 
the  labour  in  June,  when  the  nightingale's  young 
are  hatched.  Gray's  verse  is  a  good  one,  which  is 
more  than  can  be  said  of  Virgil's. 

Sweet  Echo  !  sweetest  nymph  !  that  livest  unseen 
Within  thy  airy  shell ! 

The  habitation  is  better  adapted  to  an  oyster  than 


to  Echo.  We  must  however  go  on  and  look 
after  the  young  gentlemen.  Comus  says : 

I  saw  them  under  a  green  mantling  vine 
Plucking  ripe  clusters,  &c. 

It  is  much  to  be  regretted  that  the  banks  of  the 
Severn  in  our  days  present  no  such  facilities.  You 
would  find  some  difficulty  in  teaching  the  readers 
of  poetry  to  read  metrically  the  exquisite  verses 
which  follow.  What  would  they  make  of 

And  as  I  I  past  I  |  worshipt  it ! 
These  are  the  true  times ;  and  they  are  quite 
unintelligible  to  those  who  divide  our  verses  into 
iambics,  with  what  they  call  licences. 

Southey.  We  have  found  the  two  brothers ;  and 
never  were  two  young  gentlemen  in  stiffer 
doublets. 

Unmuffie,  ye  faint  stars,  &c. 

The  elder,  although  "as  smooth  as  Hebe's  his 

unrazor'd  lip,"  talks  not  only  like  a  man,  but  like 

a  philosopher  of  much  experience. 

What  need  a  man  foretell  his  date  of  grief,  dec. 

How  should  he  know  that 

Beauty,  like  the  fair  Hesperian  tree, 
Laden  with  blooming  gold,  had  need  the  guard 
Of  dragon  watch  with  unenchanted  eye 
To  save  her  blossoms  and  defend  her  fruit,  £c. 

Landor.  We  now  come  to  a  place  where  we  have 
only  the  choice  of  a  contradiction  or  a  nonsense. 
She  plumes  her  feathers  and  lets  grow  her  wings. 

There  is  no  sense  in  pluming  a  plume.  Beyond  a 
doubt  Milton  wrote  prunes,  and  subsequently  it 
was  printed  plumes  to  avoid  what  appeared  a  con- 
trariety. And  a  contrariety  it  would  be  if  the 
word  prune  were  to  be  taken  in  no  other  sense 
than  the  gardener's.  We  suppose  it  must 
mean  to  cut  shorter :  but  its  real  signification  is 
to  trim,  which  is  usually  done  by  that  process. 
Milton  here  means  to  smoothen  and  put  in  order; 
prine  is  better.  Among  the  strange  unaccount- 
able expressions  which,  within  our  memory,  or  a 
little  earlier,  were  carried  down,  like  shingle  by  a 
sudden  torrent,  over  our  language,  can  you  tell 
me  what  writer  first  wrote  "  unbidden  tears!" 

Southey.  No  indeed.  The  phrase  is  certainly  a 
curiosity,  although  no  rarity.  I  wish  some  logi- 
cian or  (it  being  beyond  the  reach  of  any)  some 
metaphysician  would  attempt  to  render  us  an 
acount  of  it.  Milton  has  never  used  unbidden, 
where  it  really  would  be  significant,  and  only  once 
unhid.  Can  you  go  forward  with  this  "Elder 
Brother"? 

Landor.  Let  us  try.  I  wish  he  would  turn  off 
his  "liveried  angels,"  v.  455,  and  would  say  nothing 
about  lust.  How  could  he  have  learned  that 
lust 

By  unchaste  looks,  loose  gestures,  and  foul  talk, 
But  most  by  lewd  and  lavish  act  of  sin,  &c. 

Can  you  tell  me  what  wolves  are  "stabled  wolves," 
v.  534. 

Southey.  Not  exactly.  But  here  is  another 
verse  of  the  same  construction  as  you  remarked 
before : 

And  earth's  base  built  on  stubble.    But  come,  let's  on. 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOR. 


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This  was  done  by  choice,  not  by  necessity.  He 
might  have  omitted  the  But,  and  have  satisfied 
the  herd  bovine  and  porcine.  Just  below  are  two 
others  in  which  three  syllables  are  included  in  the 
time  of  two. 

But  for  that  damn  VI  magician,  let  him  be  girt,  &c.  V.  802. 
Harpies  and  hydras,  or  all  the  monstrous  forms,  &c.  V.,605. 
And  again 

And  crumble  all  thy  sinews.    Why,  prithee,  shepherd, 

V.  615 

Landor.  You  have  crept  unsoiled  from 

Under  the  sooty  flag  of  Acheron.    V.  600. 
And  you  may  add  many  dozens  more  of  similar 
verses,  if  you  think  it  worth  your  while  to  go  back 
for  them.    In  v.  610, 1  find  "yet"  redundant. 

I  love  thy  courage  yet,  and  bold  emprise. 
Commentators  and  critics  boggle  sadly  a  little 
farther  on 

But  in  another  country,  as  he  said, 

Bore  a  bright  golden  flower ;  but  not  in  this  soil. 

On  which  hear  T.  Warton.  "  Milton,  notwith- 
standing his  singular  skill  in  music,  appears  to 
have  had  a  very  bad  ear."  Warton  was  celebrated  in 
his  time  for  his  great  ability  in  raising  a  laugh  in 
the  common-room.  He  has  here  shown  a  capa- 
city more  extensive  in  that  faculty.  Two  or  three 
honest  men  have  run  to  Milton's  assistance,  and 
have  applied  a  remedy  to  his  ear :  they  would 
help  him  to  mend  the  verse.  In  fact,  it  is  a  bad 
one  :  he  never  wrote  it  so.  The  word  but  is  use- 
less in  the  second  line,  and  comes  with  the  worse 
grace  after  the  But  in  the  preceding.  They  who 
can  discover  faults  in  versification  where  there  are 
none  but  of  their  own  imagining,  have  failed  to 
notice  v.  666. 

Why  are  you  |  vext,  lady,  \  why  do  you  |  frown. 
Now,  this  in  reality  is  inadmissible,  being  of  a 
metre  quite  different  from  the  rest.  It  is  dacty- 
lic ;  and  consequently,  although  the  number  of 
syllables  is  just,  the  number  of  feet  is  defective. 
But  Milton,  in  reciting  it,  would  bring  it  back  to 
the  order  he  had  established.  He  would  read  it 

Why  are  y6u  vext  ? 

And  then  in  a  faultering  and  falling  accent,  and 
in  the  tender  trochee, 

Lady  I  why  do  y&u  frOwn  ? 

There  are  some  who  in  a  few  years  can  learn  all 
the  harmony  of  Milton ;  there  are  others  who 
must  go  into  another  state  of  existence  for  this 
felicity. 

Southey.  I  am  afraid  I  am  about  to  check  for  a 
moment  your  enthusiasm,  in  bringing  you 
To  those  budge  doctors  of  the  Stoic  fur, 

whom  Comus  is  holding  in  derision. 

Landor.  Certainly  it  is  odd  enough  to  find  him 

in  such  company.  It  is  the  first  time  either  cynic 

or  stoic  ever  put  on  fur,  and  it  must  be  confessed 

it  little  becomes  them.    We  are  told  that,  v.  727, 

And  live  like  Nature's  bastards,  not  her  sons, 

is  taken  from  the  Bible.  Whencesoever  it  may 
be  taken,  the  expression  is  faulty ;  for  a  son  may 


be  a  bastard,  and  quite  as  surely  a  bastard  may  be 
a  son.  In  v.  732,  "the  unsought,  diamonds  "  are 
ill-placed ;  and  we  are  told  that  Doctors  Warbur- 
ton  and  Newton  called  these  four  lines  "  exceed- 
ing childish."  They  are  so,  for  all  that.  I  won- 
der none  of  the  fraternity  had  his  fingers  at  liberty 
to  count  the  syllables  in  v.  753. 

If  yon  let  I  slip  time,  like  a  neglected  rose,  &c. 
I  wish  he  had  cast  away  the  yet  in  v.  745. 

Think  what ;  and  be  advised ;  you  are  but  young  yet. 
Not  only  is  yet  an  expletive,  and  makes  the  verse 
inharmonious,  but  the  syllables  young  and  yet 
coming  together  would  of  themselves  be  intoler- 
able anywhere.  What  a  magnificent  passage ! 
how  little  poetry  in  any  language  is  comparable  to 
this,  which  closes  the  lady's  reply, 

Thou  art  not  fit  to  hear  thyself  convinced.    Vv.  792—799. 

This  is  worthy  of  Shakspeare  himself  in  his  highest 
mood,  and  is  unattained  and  unattainable  by  any 
other  poet.  What  a  transport  of  enthusiasm  ! 
what  a  burst  of  harmony  !  He  who  writes  one 
sentence  equal  to  this,  will  have  reached  a  higher 
rank  in  poetry  than  any  has  done  since  this  was 
written. 

Southey.  I  thought  it  would  be  difficult  to  con- 
fine you  to  censure,  as  we  first  proposed.  The 
anger  and  wit  of  Comus  effervesce  into  flatness, 
one  dashed  upon  the  other. 

Come,  no  more ; 

This  is  mere  moral  babble,  and  direct 
Against  the  canon  laws  of  our  foundation. 

He  rolls  out  from  the  "  cynic  tub"  to  put  on  cap 
and  gown.  The  laughter  of  Milton  soon  assumed 
a  wry  puritanical  cast.  Even  while  he  had  the 
molle  he  wanted  thefacetum,  in  all  its  parts  and 
qualities.  It  is  hard  upon  Milton,  and  harder 
still  upon  inferior  poets,  that  every  expression  of 
his  used  by  a  predecessor  should  be  noted  as  bor- 
rowed or  stolen.  Here  in  v.  822 

Will  bathe  the  drooping  spirits  in  delight 

is  traced  to  several,  and  might  be  traced  to  more. 
Chaucer,  in  whose  songs  it  is  more  beautiful  than 
elsewhere,  writes, 

His  harte  bathed  in  a  bath  of  blisse. 
Probably  he  took  the  idea  from  the  bath  of 
knights.  You  could  never  have  seen  Chaucer, 
nor  the  rest,  when  you  wrote  those  verses  at 
Eugby  on  Godiva :  you  drew  them  out  of  the 
Square  Pool,  and  assimilated  them  to  the  tran- 
quillity of  prayer,  such  a  tranquillity  as  is  the 
effect  of  prayer  on  the  boyish  mind,  when  it  has 
any  effect  at  all. 

Landor.  I  have  expunged  many  thoughts  for 
their  close  resemblance  to  what  others  had  writ- 
ten whose  works  I  never  saw  until  after.  But  all 
thinking  men  must  think,  all  imaginative  men 
must  imagine,  many  things  in  common,  although 
they  differ.  Some  abhor  what  others  embrace ; 
but  the  thought  strikes  them  equally.  With 
some  an  idea  is  productive,  with  others  it  lies 
inert.  I  have  resigned  and  abandoned  many 
things  because  I  unreasonably  doubted  my  legiti- 


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mate  claim  to  them,  and  many  more  because  I 
believed  I  had  enough  substance  in  the  house 
without  them,  and  that  the  retention  might  raise 
a  clamour  in  my  court-yard.  I  do  not  look  very 
sharply  after  the  poachers  on  my  property.  One 
of  your  neighbours  has  broken  down  a  shell  in  my 
grotto,  and  a  town  gentleman  has  lamed  a  rabbit 
in  my  warren  :  heartily  welcome  both.  Do  not 
shut  your  book,  we  have  time  left  for  the  rest. 

Southey,  Sabrina  in  person  is  now  before  us. 
Johnson  talks  absurdly,  not  on  the  long  narration, 
for  which  he  has  reason,  but  in  saying  that  "  it  is 
of  no  use,  because  it  is  false,  and  therefore  unsuit- 
able to  a  good  being."  Warton  answers  this  ob- 
jection with  great  propriety.  It  may  be  added 
that  things  in  themselves  very  false  are  very  true 
in  poetry,  and  produce  not  only  delight,  but  bene- 
ficial moral  effects.  This  is  an  instance.  The 
part  before  us  is  copied  from  Fletcher's  Faithful 
Shepherdess.  The  Spirit,  in  his  thanksgiving  to 
Sabrina  for  liberating  the  lady,  is  extremely  warm 
in  good  wishes.  After  the  aspiration, 
May  thy  lofty  head  be  crown 'd 
With  many  a  tower  and  terrace  round, 

he  adds, 

And  here  and  there,  thy  banki  upon, 
With  groves  of  myrrh  and  cinnamon. 

Jt   would  have    been    more  reasonable  to  have 

said, 

And  here  and  there  some  fine  fat  geese, 
And  ducklings  waiting  for  green  peas. 

The  conclusion  is  admirable,  though  it  must 
be  acknowledged  that  the  piece  is  undramatic. 
Johnson  makes  an  unanswerable  objection  to  the 
prologue :  but  he  must  have  lost  all  the  senses 
that  are  affected  by  poetry  when  he  calls  the  whole 
drama  tediously  instructive.  There  is  indeed  here 
and  there  prolixity ;  yet  refreshing  springs  burst 
out  profusely  in  every  part  of  the  wordy  wilder- 
ness. We  are  now  at  the  Sonnets.  I  know  your 
dislike  of  this  composition. 

Landor.  In  English  ;  not  in  Italian  :  but  Mil- 
ton has  ennobled  it  in  our  tongue,  and  has 
trivialised  it  in  that.  He  who  is  deficient  in  readi- 
ness of  language,  is  half  a  fool  in  writing,  and 
more  than  half  in  conversation.  Ideas  fix  them- 
selves about  the  tongue,  and  fall  to  the  ground 
when  they  are  in  want  of  that  support.  Unhap- 
pily Italian  poetry  in  the  age  of  Milton  was 
almost  at  its  worst,  and  he  imitated  what  he 
heard  repeated  or  praised.  It  is  better  to  say  no 
more  about  it,  or  about  his  Psalms,  when  we  come 
to  them. 

Southey.  Among  his  minor  poems  several  are 
worthless. 

Landor.  True ;  but  if  they  had  been  lost,  we 
should  be  glad  to  have  recovered  them.  Crom- 
well would  not  allow  Lely  to  omit  or  diminish  a 
single  wart  upon  his  face ;  yet  there  were  many 
and  great  ones.  If  you  had  found  a  treasure  o 
gold  and  silver,  and  afterward  in  the  same  exca- 
vation an  urn  in  which  only  brass  coins  were 
contained,  would  you  reject  them  ?  You  will  find 
in  his  English  Sonnets  some  of  a  much  higher 


strain  than  even  the  best  of  Dante's.  The  great 
poet  is  sometimes  recumbent,  but  never  languid ; 
often  unadorned,  I  wish  I  could  honestly  say  not 
often  inelegant.  But  what  noble  odes  (for  such 
we  must  consider  them)  are  the  eighth,  the  fif- 
teenth, the  sixteenth,  the  seventeenth,  and  above  all 
the  eighteenth.  There  is  a  mild  and  serene  sub- 
limity in  the  nineteenth.  In  the  twentieth  there 
is  the  festivity  of  Horace,  with  a  due  observance 
of  his  precept,  applicable  metaphorically, 

Simplici  myrto  nihil  adlabores. 

This  is  among  the  few  English  poems  which  are 
quite  classical,  according  to  our  notions,  as  the 
Greeks  and  Romans  have  impressed  them.  It  is 
pleasing  to  find  Milton,  in  his  later  days,  thus 
disposed  to  cheerfulness  and  conviviality.  There 
are  climates  of  the  earth,  it  is  said,  in  which  a 
warm  season  intervenes  between  autumn  and 
winter.  Such  a  season  came  to  reanimate,  not 
the  earth  itself,  but  what  was  highest  upon  it. 

A  few  of  Milton's  Sonnets  are  extremely  bad  : 
the  rest  are  excellent.  Among  all  Shakspeare's 
not  a  single  one  is  very  admirable,  and  few  sink 
very  low.  They  are  hot  and  pothery :  there  is 
much  condensation,  little  delicacy;  like  raspberry- 
jam  without  cream,  without  crust,  without  bread, 
to  break  its  viscidity.  But  I  would  rather  sit 
down  to  one  of  them  again,  than  to  a  string  of 
such  musty  sausages  as  are  exposed  in  our  streets 
at  the  present  dull  season.  Let  us  be  reverent ; 
but  only  where  reverence  is  due,  even  in  Milton 
and  in  Shakspeare.  It  is  a  privilege  to  be  near 
enough  to  them  to  see  their  faults  :  never  are  we 
likely  to  abuse  it.  Those  in  high  station,  who 
have  the  folly  and  the  impudence  to  look  down  on 
us,  possess  none  such.  Silks  perish  as  the  silk- 
worms have  perished  :  kings  as  their  carpets  and 
canopies.  There  are  objects  too  great  for  these 
animalcules  of  the  palace  to  see  well  and  wholly. 
Do  you  doubt  that  the  most  fatuous  of  the 
Georges,  whichever  it  was,  thought  himself  New- 
ton's superior  ?  or  that  any  minister,  any  peer  of 
parliament,  held  the  philosopher  so  high  as  the 
assayer  of  the  mint?  Was  it  not  always  in  a 
grated  hole,  among  bars  and  bullion,  that  they 
saw  whatever  they  could  see  of  his  dignity  ?  was 
it  ever  among  the  interminable  worlds  he  brought 
down  for  men  to  contemplate  ?  Yet  Newton  stood 
incalculably  more  exalted  above  the  glorious 
multitude  of  stars  and  suns,  than  these  ignorant 
and  irreclaimable  wretches  above  the  multitude  of 
the  street.  Let  every  man  hold  this  faith,  and  it 
will  teach  him  what  is  lawful  and  right  in  venera- 
tion; namely,  that  there  are  divine  beings  and 
immortal  men  on  the  one  side,  mortal  men  and 
brute  beasts  on  the  other.  The  two  parties  stand 
compact;  each  stands  separate;  the  distance  is 
wide ;  but  there  is  nothing  in  the  interval. 

Will  you  go  on,  after  a  minute  or  two,  for  I  am 
inclined  to  silence  ? 

Southey.  Next  to  the  Sonnets  come  the  Odes, 
written  much  earlier.  One  stanza  in  that  On  the 
Morning  of  the  Nativity,  has  been  often  admired. 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOK. 


169 


What  think  you  of  this  stanza,  the  fourth  ]  but 
the  preceding  and  the  following  are  beautiful  too. 
Landor.  I  think  it  incomparably  the  noblest 
piece  of  lyric  poetry  in  any  modern  language  I 
am  conversant  with :  and  I  regret  that  so  much  of 
the  remainder  throws  up  the  bubbles  and  fetid 
mud  of  the  Italian.  In  the  thirteenth  what  a 
rhyme  is  harmony  with  symphony!  In  the 
eighteenth, 

Swinges  the  scaly  horror  of  his  folded  tail. 

I  wish  you  would  unfold  the  folded  tail  for  me  : 
I  do  not  like  to  meddle  with  it. 

Southey.  Better  to  rest  on  the  fourth  stanza, 
and  then  regard  fresh  beauties  in  the  preceding 
and  the  following.  Beyond  these,  very  far  beyond, 
are  the  nineteenth  and  twentieth.  But  why  is 
the  priest  pale-eyed^ 

Landor.  Who  knows  ]  I  would  not  delay  you 
with  a  remark  on  the  modern  spelling  of  what 
Milton  wrote  kist,  and  what  some  editors  have 
turned  into  Mss'd;  a  word  which  could  not  exist 
in  its  contraction,  and  never  did  exist  in  speech, 
even  uncontracted.  Yet  they  make  kiss'd  rhyme 
with  whist.  Let  me  remark  again,  on  the  word 
unexpressive,  116,  used  before  in  Lycidas,  v.  176, 
and  defended  by  the  authority  of  Shakspeare. 
(As  You  Like  It.  Act  III.,  82.) 

The  fair,  the  chaste,  the  unexpressive  she. 

This  is  quite  as  wrong  as  resistless  for  irresis- 
tible, and  even  more  so.    I  suspect  it  was  used 
by  Shakspeare,  who  uses  it  only  once,  merely 
to  turn  into  ridicule  a  fantastic  euphuism  of  the 
day.    Milton,  in  his  youth,  was  fond  of  seizing  on 
odd  things  wherever  he  found  them. 
Southey. 
And  let  the  base  of  heaven's  deep  organ  blow.    V.  130. 

Landor.  No ;  I  will  not :  I  am  too  puritanical 
in  poetry  for  that. 

Southey.  The  twenty-third,  "  And  sullen  Mo- 
loch," is  grand,  until  we  come  to 

The  brutish  gods  of  Nile,  as  fast 
Isis  and  Osiris  and  the  dog  Anubis,  haste. 

As  fast  as  what  ?  We  have  heard  of  nothing  but 
the  ring  of  cymbals  calling  the  grisly  king.  We 
come  to  worse  in  twenty-six, 

So  when  the  sun  in  bed 
Curtain'd  with  cloudy  red, 
Pillows  his  chin,  &o. 

And  all  about  the  courtly  table 
Bright-harnest  angels  sit  .  .  in  order  serviceable. 

They  would  be  the  less  serviceable  by  being  seated, 
and  not  the  more  so  for  being  harnest. 

The  Passion.  The  five  first  verses  of  the  sixth 
stanza  are  good,  and  very  acceptable  after  the 
"  letters  where  my  tears  have  washt  a  wannish 
white."  The  two  last  verses  are  guilty  of  such  an 
offence  as  Cowley  himself  was  never  indicted  for. 
The  sixth  stanza  lies  between  two  others  full  of 
putrid  conceits,  like  a  large  pearl  which  has  ex- 
hausted its  oyster. 


Landor.  But  can  anything  be  conceived  more 
exquisite  than 

Grove  and  spring 
Would  soon  unbosom  all  their  echoes  mild  ! 

This  totally  withdraws  us  from  regarding  the 
strange  superfetation  just  below. 
The  Circumcision,  v.  6. 

Now  mourn  ;  and  if  sad  share  with  us  to  bear. 

Death  of  an  Infant.  It  is  never  at  a  time  when 
the  feelings  are  most  acute  that  the  poet  expresses 
them  :  but  sensibility  and  taste  shrink  alike,  on 
such  occasions,  from  witticisms  and  whimsies. 
Here  are  too  many ;  but  the  two  last  stanzas  are 
very  beautiful.  Look  at  the  note.  Here  are  six 
verses,  four  of  them  in  Shakspeare,  containing 
specimens  of  the  orthography  you  recommend. 

Sweet  Rose  !  fair  flower,  untimely  pluckt,  soon  vaded, 
Pluckt  in  the  bud  and  vaded  in  the  spring, 
Bright  orient  pearle,  alack  too  timely  shaded  ! 
Fair  creature  !  kil'd  too  soon  by  Death's  sharp  sting. 

Again, 

Sweete  lovely  Rose  !  ill  pluckt  before  thy  time, 
Fair  worthy  sonne,  not  conquered,  but  betraid. 

Southey.  The  spelling  of  Milton  is  not  always 
to  be  copied,  though  it  is  better  on  the  whole 
than  any  other  writer's.  He  continues  to  write 
fift  and  sixt.  In  what  manner  would  he  write 
eighth  ?  If  he  omitted  the  final  h  there  would  be 
irregularity  and  confusion.  Beside,  how  would 
he  continue  ]  Would  he  say  the  tent  for  the  tenth, 
and  the  thirtent,  fourtent,  &c. 

Landor.  We  have  corrected  and  fixed  a  few 
inconsiderate  and  random  spellings,  but  we  have 
as  frequently  taken  the  wrong  and  rejected  the 
right.  No  edition  of  Shakspeare  can  be  valuable 
unless  it  strictly  follows  the  first  editors,  who 
knew  and  observed  his  orthography. 

Southey. 

From  thy  prefixed  seat  didst  post.    St.  9,  v.  59. 
We  find  the  same  expression  more  than  once  in 
Milton ;  surely  one  very  unfit  for  grave  subjects, 
in  his  time  as  in  ours. 

Let  us,  sitting  beneath  the  sun-dial,  look  at  the 
poem  On  Time. 

Call  on  the  lazy  leaden-stepping  Hours 
Whose  speed  is  but  the  weary  plummet's  pace. 

Now,  although  the  Hours  may  be  the  lazier  for 
the  lead  about  them,  the  plummet  is  the  quicker 
for  it. 

And  glut  thyself  with  what  thy  womb  devours. 

It  is  incredible  how  many  disgusting  images  Mil- 
ton indulges  in. 

Landor.  In  his  age,  and  a  century  earlier,  it 
was  called  strength.  The  Graces  are  absent  from 
this  chamber  of  Ilithyia.  But  the  poet  would 
have  defended  his  position  with  the  horse  of 
Virgil. 

"  Uterumgue  armato  milite  complent." 

Southey. 

Then  long  eternity  shall  greet  our  bliss 
With  an  individual  kiss, 

meaning  undivided;  and  he  employs  the  same 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


word  in  the  same  sense  again  in  the  Paradise 
Lost.  How  much  more  properly  than  as  we  are 
now  in  the  habit  of  using  it,  calling  men  and 
women,  who  never  saw  one  another,  individuals, 
and  often  employing  it  beyond  the  person :  for 
instance,  "  a  man's  individual  pleasure,"  although 
the  pleasure  is  divided  with  another  or  with 
many.  The  last  part,  from  "  When  everything," 
to  the  end,  is  magnificent.  The  word  sincerely 
bears  its  Latin  signification. 

The  next  is,  At  a  Solemn  Music.  And  I  think 
you  will  agree  with  me  that  a  sequence  of  rhymes 
never  ran  into  such  harmony  as  those  at  the  con- 
clusion, from  "  That  we  on  earth." 

Landor.  Excepting  the  commencement  of 
Dryden's  Religio  Laid,  where  indeed  the  poetry 
is  of  a  much  inferior  order :  for  the  head  of  Dry- 
den  does  not  reach  so  high  as  to  the  loins  of  Milton. 

Southey.  No,  nor  to  the  knees.  We  now  come 
to  the  Epitaph  on  the  Marchioness  of  Winchester. 
He  has  often  much  injured  this  beautiful  metre  by 
the  prefix  of  a  syllable  which  distorts  every  foot. 
The  entire  change  in  the  Allegro,  to  welcome 
Euphrosyne,  is  admirably  judicious.  The  flow 
in  the  poem  before  us  is  trochaic :  he  turns  it  into 
the  iambic,  which  is  exactly  its  opposite.  The 
verses  beginning 

The  God  that  sits  at  marriage-feast, 

are  infinitely  less  beautiful  than  Ovid's.    These, 

He  at  their  invoking  came, 

But  with  a  scarce  well-lighted  flame, 

bear  a  faint  resemblance  to 

Fax  quoque  quam  tenuit  lacrimoso  stridula  fumo 
Usque  fuit,  nullosque  invenit  motibus  ignet. 

Here  the  conclusion  is  ludicrously  low, 
No  marchioness,  but  now  a  queen. 
In  Vacation  Exercise. 

Driving  dumb  tilence  from  the  portal  door, 
Where  he  had  mutely  tat  two  years  before. 

What  do  you  think  of  that  ? 

Landor.  Why,  I  think  it  would  have  been  as 
well  if  he  had  sat  there  still.  In  the  27th  verse 
he  uses  the  noun  substantive  suspect  for  suspicion; 
and  why  not  ]  I  have  already  given  my  reasons 
for  its  propriety.  From  33  to  44  is  again  such  a 
series  of  couplers  as  you  will  vainly  look  for  in 
any  other  poet. 

Southey.  " On  the  Ens"  Nothing  can  be  more 
ingenious.  It  was  in  such  subjects  that  the  royal 
James  took  delight.  I  know  not  what  the  Rivers 
have  to  do  with  the  present,  but  they  are  very 
refreshing  after  coming  out  of  the  Schools. 

The  Epitaph  on  Shakspeare  is  thought  un- 
worthy of  Milton.  I  entertain  a  very  different 
opinion  of  it,  considering  it  was  the  first  poem  he 
ever  published.  Omit  the  two  lines, 

Thou  in  our  wonder  and  astonishment 
Hast  built  thyself  a  live-long  monument, 

and  the  remainder  is  vigorous,  direct,  and  en- 


thusiastic ;  after  invention,  the  greatest  qualities 
of  all  great  poetry. 

On  the  Forces  of  Conscience.  Milton  is 
among  the  least  witty  of  mankind.  He  seldom 
attempts  a  witticism  unless  he  is  angry ;  and 
then  he  stifles  it  by  clenching  his  fist.  His  un- 
rhymed  translation  of  Quis  multa  gracilis,  is 
beautiful  for  four  lines  only.  Plain  in  thy  neat- 
ness is  almost  an  equivoke ;  neat  in  thy  plainness 
of  attire  would  be  nearer  the  mark. 

Landor.  Simplex  munditiis  does  not  mean 
that,  nor  plain  in  thy  "  ornaments,"  as  Warton 
thinks ;  but,  without  any  reference  to  ornaments, 
plain  in  attire.  Mundus  muliebris  (and  from 
mundus  munditice)  means  the  toilet ;  and  always 
will  mean  it,  as  long  as  the  world  lasts.  We 
now  come  upon  the  Psalms  ;  so  let  us  close  the 
book. 

Southey.  Willingly ;  for  I  am  desirous  of  hear- 
ing you  say  a  little  more  about  the  Latin  poetry 
of  Milton  than  you  have  said  in  your  Dissertation. 

Landor.  Johnson  gives  his  opinion  more  freely 
than  favourably.  It  is  wonderful  that  a  critic,  so 
severe  in  his  censures  on  the  absurdities  and  extra- 
vagancies of  Cowley,  should  prefer  the  very  worst 
of  them  to  the  gracefulness  and  simplicity  of 
Milton.  His  gracefulness  he  seldom  loses ;  his 
simplicity  he  not  always  retains.  But  there  is  no 
Latin  verse  of  Cowley  worth  preservation.  Thomas 
May  indeed  is  an  admirable  imitator  of  Lucan; 
so  good  a  one,  that  if  in  Lucan  you  find  little 
poetry,  in  May  you  find  none.  But  his  verses 
sound  well  upon  the  anvil.  It  is  surprising  that 
Milton,  who  professedly  imitated  Ovid,  should  so 
much  more  rarely  have  run  into  conceits  than 
when  he  had  no  such  leader.  His  early  English 
poetry  is  full  of  them,  and  in  the  gravest  the 
most.  The  best  of  his  Latin  poems  is  that  ad- 
dressed to  Christina  in  the  name  of  Cromwell :  it 
is  worthy  of  the  classical  and  courtly  Bembo. 
But  in  the  second  verse  ludda  Stella  violates  the 
metre :  Stella  serena  would  be  more  descriptive 
and  applicable.  It  now  occurs  to  me  that  he  who 
edited  the  last  A  insworth's  Dictionary,  calls  Cowley 
poetarum  sceculi  sui  facile  princeps,  and  totally 
omits  all  mention  of  Shakspeare  in  the  obituary 
of  illustrious  men.  Among  these  he  has  placed 
not  only  the  most  contemptible  critics,  who  bore 
indeed  some  relation  to  learning,  but  even  such 
people  as  lord  Cornwallis  and  lord  Thurlow. 
Egregious  ass !  above  all  other  asses  by  a  good 
ear's  length !  Ought  a  publication  so  negligent 
and  injudicious  to  be  admitted  into  our  public 
schools,  after  the  world  has  been  enriched  by  the 
erudition  of  Facciolati  and  Furlani]  Shall  we 
open  the  book  again,  and  go  straight  on. 

Southey.  If  you  please.  But  as  you  insist  on 
me  saying  most  about  the  English,  I  expect  at 
your  hands  a  compensation  in  the  Latin. 

Landor.  I  do  not  promise  you  a  compensation, 
but  I  will  waste  no  time  in  obeying  your  wishes. 
Severe  and  rigid  as  the  character  of  Milton  has 
been  usually  represented  to  us,  it  is  impossible 
to  read  his  Elegies  without  admiration  for  his 


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warmth  of  friendship,  and  his  eloquence  in  ex- 
pressing it.  His  early  love  of  Ovid,  as  a  master 
in  poetry,  is  enthusiastic. 

Non  tune  lonio  quidquam  cessisset  ITomcro, 
Neve  foret  victo  laus  tibi  prima,  Maro  ! 

Neve  is  often  used  by  the  moderns  for  neque,  very 
improperly.  Although  we  hear  much  about 
the  Metamorphoses  and  the  ^neid  being  left  in- 
complete, we  may  reasonably  doubt  whether  the 
authors  could  have  much  improved  them.  There 
is  a  deficiency  of  skill  in  the  composition  of  both 
poems  ;  but  every  part  is  elaborately  worked  out. 
Nothing  in  Latin  can  excell  the  beauty  of  Virgil's 
versification.  Ovid's  at  one  moment  has  the 
fluency,  at  another  the  discontinuance,  of  mere 
conversation.  Sorrow,  passionate,  dignified,  and 
deep,  is  never  seen  in  the  Metamorphoses  as  in 
the  Mneid;  nor  in  the  jEneid  is  any  eloquence  so 
sustained,  any  spirit  so  heroic,  as  in  the  contest 
between  Ajax  and  Ulysses.  But  Ovid  frequently, 
in  other  places,  wants  that  gravity  and  potency 
in  which  Virgil  rarely  fails :  declamation  is  no 
substitute  for  it.  Milton,  in  his  Latin  verses, 
often  places  words  beginning  with  sc,  st,  sp,  &c., 
before  a  dactyl,  which  is  inadmissible. 

Ah  !  quoties  dignae  stupui  miracula  fonnae 
Quas  possit  senium  vel  reparare  Jovis. 

No  such  difficult  a  matter  as  he  appears  to  repre- 
sent it :  for  Jupiter,  to  the  very  last,  was  much 
given  to  such  reparations.  This  elegy,  with 
many  slight  faults,  has  great  facility  and  spirit 
of  its  own,  and  has  caught  more  by  running  at  the 
side  of  Ovid  and  Tibullus.  In  the  second  elegy, 
alipes  is  a  dactyl ;  pes,  simple  or  compound,  is 
long.  This  poem  is  altogether  unworthy  of  its 
author.  The  third  is  on  the  death  of  Launcelot  An- 
drews, bishop  of  Winchester.  It  is  florid,  puerile, 
and  altogether  deficient  in  pathos.  The  conclu- 
sion is  curious : 

Flebam  turbatos  Cepheleia  pellice  somnos  ; 
Talia  continuant  somnia  icepe  mihi. 

Ovid  has  expressed  the  same  wish  in  the  same 
words,  but  the  aspiration  was  for  somewhat  very 
dissimilar  to  a  bishop  of  Winchester.  The  fourth 
is  an  epistle  to  Thomas  Young,  his  preceptor,  a 
man  whose  tenets  were  puritanical,  but  who  en- 
couraged in  his  scholar  the  love  of  poetry.  Much 
of  this  piece  is  imitated  from  Ovid.  There  are 
several  thoughts  which  might  have  been  omitted, 
and  several  expressions  which  might  have  been 
improved.  For  instance : 

Namque  eris  ipse  Dei  radiante  sub  cegide  tutus, 
llle  tibi  custos  et  pugil  ille  tibi. 

All  the  verses  after  these  are  magnificent  The 
next  is  on  Spring;  very  inferior  to  its  prede- 
cessors. 

Nam  doing  et  cedes  et  vis,  cum  nocte  reccssit 
Neve  giganteum  Dei  metuere  sceliis. 

How  thick  the  faults  lie  here !  But  the  invitation 
of  the  Earth  to  the  Sun  is  quite  Ovidian. 


Semicaperque  deus  semideusque  caper 
is  too  much  so.    Elegy  the  sixth  is  addressed  to 
Deodati. 

Mitto  tibi  sanam  non  pleno  ventre  salutem, 
Qua  tu,  distento,  forte  carere  potes. 

I  have  often  observed  in  modern  Latinists  of  the 
first  order,  that  they  use  indifferently  forte  and 
forsan  or  forsitan.  Here  is  an  example.  Forte 
is,  by  accident,  without  the  implication  of  a  doubt ; 
forsan  always  implies  one.  Martial  wrote  bad 
latin  when  he  wrote  "  Si  forsan."  Eunchenius 
himself  writes  questionably  to  D'Orville  "sed  forte 
res  non  est  tanti."  It  surely  would  be  better  to 
have  written  fortasse.  I  should  have  less  won- 
dered to  find  forte  in  any  modern  Italian  (ex- 
cepting Bembo,  who  always  writes  with  as  much 
precision  as  Cicero  or  Caesar),  because  ma  forse, 
their  idiom,  would  prompt  sed  forte. 

Naso  Corallaeis  mala  carmina  misit  ab  agris. 

Untrue.  He  himself  was  discontented  with  them 
because  they  had  lost  their  playfulness;  but  their 
only  fault  lies  in  their  adulation.  I  doubt  whether 
all  the  elegiac  verses  that  have  been  written  in 
the  Latin  language  ever  since,  are  worth  the  books 
of  them  he  sent  from  Pontus.  Deducting  one 
couplet  from  Joannes  Secundus,  I  would  strike 
the  bargain. 

Si  modo  saltern. 

The  saltern  is  here  redundant  and  contrary  to 
Latinity. 

Southey.  This  elegy,  I  think,  is  equable  and 
pleasing,  without  any  great  fault  or  great  beauty. 

Landor.  In  the  seventh  he  discloses  the  first 
effects  of  love  on  him.  Here  are  two  verses 
which  I  never  have  read  without  the  heart-ache  : 

TJt  mihi  adhuc  refugam  qucerebant  lamina  noctem 
Nee  matutinum  sustinuerc  jubar. 

We  perceive  at  one  moment  the  first  indication 
of  love  and  of  blindness.  Happy,  had  the  blind- 
ness been  as  unreal  as  the  love.  Cupid  is  not 
exalted  by  a  comparison  with  Paris  and  Hylas, 
nor  the  frown  of  Apollo  magnified  by  the  Par- 
thian. He  writes,  as  many  did,  author  for  auctor  : 
very  improperly.  In  the  sixtieth  verse  is  again 
neve  for  nee ;  nor  is  it  the  last  time.  But  here 
come  beautiful  verses  : 

Deme  meos  tandem,  verum  nee  deme,  furores ; 
Nescio  cur,  miser  est  suaviter  omnis  amans. 

I  wish  cur  had  been  qui.  Subjoined  to  this 
elegy  are  ten  verses  in  which  he  regrets  the 
time  he  had  wasted  in  love.  Probably  it  was  on 
the  day  (for  it  could  not  have  cost  him  more)  on 
which  he  composed  it. 

Southey.  The  series  of  these  compositions  ex- 
hibits little  more  than  so  many  exercises  in  my- 
thology. You  have  repeated  to  me  all  that  is 
good  in  them,  and  in  such  a  tone  of  enthusiasm 
as  made  me  think  better  of  them  than  I  had  ever 
thought  before.  The  first  of  his  epigrams,  on 
Leonora  Baroni,  has  little  merit :  the  second, 
which  relates  to  Tasso,  has  much. 


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Landor.  I  wish  however  that  in  the  sixth  line 
he  had  substituted  ilia  for  eadem ;  and  not  on 
account  of  the  metre ;  for  eadem  becomes  a  spon- 
dee, as  eodem  in  Virgil's  "  uno  eodemque  igni." 
And  sibi,  which  ends  the  poem,  is  superfluous ; 
if  there  must  be  any  word  it  should  be  ei,  which 
the  metre  rejects.  The  Scazons  against  Salma- 
sius  are  a  miserable  copy  of  Persius's  heavy 
prologue  to  his  satires ;  and  moreover  a  copy  at 
second-hand :  for  Manage  had  imitated  it  in 
his  invective  against  Mommor,  whom  he  calls 
Gargilius.  He  begins, 

Quis  expedivit  psittaco  suo  x<";<- 

But  Persius's  and  Menage's  at  least  are  metrical, 
which  Milton's  in  one  instance  are  not.  The  fifth 
foot  should  be  an  iambic.  In  primatum  we  have 
a  spondee.  The  iambics  which  follow,  on  Salma- 
sius  again,  are  just  as  faulty.  They  start  with  a 
false  quantity,  and  go  on  stumbling  with  the  same 
infirmity.  The  epigram  on  More,  the  defender  of 
Salmasius,  is  without  wit ;  the  pun  is  very  poor. 
The  next  piece,  a  fable  of  the  Fanner  and  Master, 
is  equally  vapid.  But  now  comes  the  "  Bellipo- 
tens  Virgo,"  of  which  we  often  have  spoken,  but  ot 
which  no  one  ever  spoke  too  highly.  Christina 
was  flighty  and  insane ;  but  it  suited  the  policy 
of  Cromwell  to  flatter  a  queen  almost  as  vain  as 
Elizabeth,  who  could  still  command  the  veterans 
of  Gustavus  Adolphus.  We  will  pass  over  the 
Greek  verses.  They  are  such  as  no  boy  of  the 
sixth  form  would  venture  to  show  up  in  any  of 
our  public  schools.  We  have  only  one  alcaic  ode 
in  the  volume,  and  a  very  bad  one  it  is.  The 
canons  of  this  metre  were  unknown  in  Milton's 
time.  But,  versed  as  he  was  in  mythology,  he 
never  should  have  written 

Nee  puppe  lustrasses  Charontis 
Horribiles  barathri  recessus. 

The  good  Doctor  Goslyn  was  not  rowed  in  that 
direction,  nor  could  any  such  place  be  discovered 
from  the  bark  of  Charon,  from  whom  Dr.  Goslyn 
had  every  right,  as  Vice-Chancellor  of  the  Univer- 
sity, to  expect  civility  and  attention. 

Southey.  We  come  now  to  a  longer  poem,  and  in 
heroic  verse,  on  the  Gunpowder  Plot.  It  appears 
to  me  to  be  even  more  Ovidian  than  the  elegies. 
Monstrosus  Typhoeus,  Mavortigena  Quirinus,  the 
Pope,  and  the  mendicant  friars,  meet  strangely. 
However,  here  they  are,  and  now  come  Saint  Peter 
and  Bromius. 

Landor. 

Hio  Dolus  Lnsortis  semper  sedet  ater  ocellit. 
Though  ocellus  is  often  used  for  ocidus,  being 
diminutive,  it  is,  if  not  always  a  word  of  endear 
ment,  yet  never  applicable  to  what  is  terrific  or 
heroic.     In  the  one  hundredth  and  sixty-thirc 
verse  the  Pope  is  represented  as  declaring  the 
Protestant  religion  to  be  the  true  one. 

Et  quotquot  fidei  caluerc  cupidine  verae. 
This  poem,  which  ends  poorly,  is  a  wonderfu 
work  for  a  boy  of  seventeen,  although  much  less 
so  than  Chatterton's  Bristowe  Tragedy  and 


Southey.  I  suspect  you  will  be  less  an  admirer 
if  the  next,  on  Obitum  Prceulis  Eliensea, 
Qui  rex  sacrorum  ilia  fuisti  in  insula 
Qua  nomen  Anguillts  tenet, 

where  he  wishes  Death  were  dead. 
Et  imprecor  neci  necem. 
Again, 

Sub  regna  furvi  luctuosa  Tartar! 
Sedetque  subterraneas. 

Landor.  He  never  has  descended  before  to  such 
a  bathos  as  this,  where  he  runs  against  the  coming 
jlackamoor  in  the  dark.  However,  he  recovers 
'rom  the  momentary  stupefaction,  and  there 
follow  twenty  magnificent  verses,  such  as 
Horace  himself,  who  excells  in  this  metre,  never 
wrote  in  it.  But  the  next,  Naturam  non  pati 
senium,  is  still  more  admirable.  I  wish  only  he 
tiad  omitted  the  third  verse. 

Heu  quam  perpetuis  erroribus  acta  fatiscit 

Avia  mens.hominum,  tenebrisque  iminersa  profundis 

CEdipodioniam  volvit  sub  pectore  nocteni. 

Sublime  as  volvit  sub  pectore  noctem  is,  the 
lumbering  and  ill-composed  word,  CEdipodio- 
niam, spoils  it.  Beside,  the  sentence  would  go  on 
very  well,  omitting  the  whole  line.  Gray  has 
much  less  vigour  and  animation  in  the  fragment 
of  his  philosophical  poem.  Robert  Smith  alone 
has  more  :  how  much  more !  Enough  to  rival 
Lucretius  in  his  noblest  passages,  and  to  deter  the 
most  aspiring  from  an  attempt  at  Latin  poetry. 
The  next  is  also  on  a  philosophical  subject,  and 
entitled  De  Idea  Platonica  quemadmodum  Aris- 
toteles  intellexit.  This  is  obscure.  Aristoteles 
knew,  as  others  do,  that. Plato  entertained  the 
whimsy  of  God  working  from  an  archetype  ;  but 
he  himself  was  too  sound  and  solid  for  the  admis- 
sion of  such  a  notion.  The  first  five  verses  are 
highly  poetical :  the  sixth  is  Cowleian.  At  the 
close  he  scourges  Plato  for  playing  the  fool  so 
extravagantly,  and  tells  him  either  to  recall  the 
poets  he  has  turned  out  of  doors,  or  to  go  out 
himself.  There  are  people  who  look  up  in  asto- 
nishment at  this  archetypus  gigas,  frightening 
God  while  he  works  at  him.  Milton  has  invested 
him  with  great  dignity,  and  slips  only  once  into 
the  poetical  corruptions  of  the  age. 

Southey.  Lover  as  you  are  of  Milton,  how  highly 
must  you  be  gratified  by  the  poem  he  addresses  to 
his  father ! 

Landor.   I  am  happy,  remote  as  we  are,  to 
think  of  the  pleasure  so  good  a  father  must  have 
felt  on  this  occasion,  and  how  clearly  he  must 
have  seen  in  prospective  the  glory  of  his  son. 
In  the  verses  after  the  forty-second, 
Carmina  regales  epulas  ornare  solebant, 
Cum  nondum  luxus  vastaeque  immensa  vorago 
Nota  guise,  et  modico  fumabat  caena  Lyseo, 
Turn  de  more  sedens  festa  ad  convivia  vates,  &c. 
I  wish  he  had  omitted  the  two  intermediate  lines, 
and  had  written, 

Carmina  regales  epulas  ornare  solebant, 
Cum,  de  more,  &c. 

The  four  toward  the  conclusion, 

At  tibi,  chare  pater,  &c. 


SOUTHEY  AND  LANDOK. 


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must  have  gratified  the  father  as  much  almost  by 

the  harmony  as  the  sentiment. 

Southey.  The  scazons  to  Salsilli  are  a  just  and 

equitable  return  for  his  quatrain ;  for  they  are 

full  of  false  quantities,  without  an  iota  of  poetry. 
Landor.  But  how  gloriously  he  burst  forth 

again  in  all  his  splendour  for  Manso ;  for  Manso, 

who  before  had  enjoyed  the  immortal  honour  of 

being  the  friend  of  Tasso. 

Diis  dilecte  senex !  te  Jupiter  aequus  oportet 
Nascentem  et  miti  lustraritlumine  Phoebus, 
Atlantisque  nepos ;  neque  enim  nisi  charus  ab  ortu 
Dili  superit  poterit  magno  favisse  poetee. 

And  the  remainder  of  the  poem  is  highly  enthu- 
siastic. What  a  glorious  verse  is, 

Frangam  Saxonicas  Britonum  sub  marte  phalanges. 

Southey.  I  have  often  wondered  that  our  poets, 
and  Milton  more  especially,  should.be  the  parti- 
sans of  the  Britons  rather  than  of  the  Saxons.  I 
do  not  add  the  Normans ;  for  very  few  of  our 
poets  are  Norman  by  descent.  The  Britons  seem 
to  have  been  a  barbarous  and  treacherous  race, 
inclined  to  drunkenness  and  quarrels.  Was  the 
whole  nation  ever  worth  this  noble  verse  of  Milton? 
It  seems  to  come  sounding  over  the  ^Egean  Sea, 
and  not  to  have  been  modulated  on  the  low 
country  of  the  Tiber. 

Landor.  In  his  pastoral  on  the  loss  of  Diodati, 
entitled  Epitaphium  Damonis,  there  are  many 
beautiful  verses  :  for  instance, 

Ovium  quoque  taedet,  at  illae 
Moerent,  inque  suum  convertunt  ora  magistrum. 

The  pause  at  mcerent,  and  the  word  also,  show  the 
great  master.  In  Virgil  himself  it  is  impossible 
to  find  anything  more  scientific.  Here,  as  in 
Lycidas,  mythologies  are  intermixed,  and  the 
heroic  bursts  forth  from  the  pastoral.  Apollo 
could  not  for  ever  be  disguised  as  the  shepherd- 
boy  of  Admetus. 

Supra  caput  imber  et  Earns 
Triste  Bona.nt,fractceque  agitato,  crepuscula  sylva. 

Southey.  This  is  finely  expressed :  but  he  found 
the  idea  not  untouched  before.  Gray,  and  others 
have  worked  upon  it  since.  It  may  be  well  to 
say  little  on  the  Presentation  of  the  poems  to  the 
Bodleian  Library.  Strophes  and  antistrophes  are 
here  quite  out  of  place ;  and  on  no  occasion  has 
any  Latin  poet  so  jumbled  together  the  old  me- 
tres. Many  of  these  are  irregular  and  imperfect. 

Ion  Actea  genitus  Creusa 
is  not  a  verse  :  authorum  is  not  Latin. 
Et  tutela  dabit  talert  RoUsi 

is  defective  in  metre.  This  Pindaric  ode  to  Rouse 
the  librarian,  is  indeed  fuller  of  faults  than  any 
other  of  his  Latin  compositions.  He  tells  us 
himself  that  he  has  admitted  a  spondee  for  the 
third  foot  in  the  phaleucian  verse,  because  Catul- 
lus had  done  so  in  the  second.  He  never  wrote 
such  bad  verses,  or  gave  such  bad  reasons,  all 
his  life  before.  But  beautifully  and  justly  has  he 
said, 

Si  quid  meremur  sana  posteritas  sciet. 


Landor.  I  find  traces  in  Milton  of  nearly  all 
the  best  Latin  poets,  excepting  Lucretius.  This 
is  singular ;  for  there  is  in  both  of  them  a  gene- 
rous warmth  and  a  contemptuous  severity.  I  ad- 
mire and  love  Lucretius.  There  is  about  him  a 
simple  majesty,  a  calm  and  lofty  scorn  of  every- 
thing pusillanimous  and  abject :  and  consistently 
with  this  character,  his  poetry  is  masculine,  plain, 
concentrated,  and  energetic.  But  since  inven- 
tion was  precluded  by  the  subject,  and  glimpses  of 
imagination  could  be  admitted  through  but  few 
and  narrow  apertures,  it  is  the  insanity  of  enthu- 
siasm to  prefer  his  poetical  powers  to  those  of 
Virgil,  of  Catullus,  and  of  Ovid ;  in  all  of  whom 
every  part  of  what  constitutes  the  true  poet  is 
much  more  largely  displayed.  The  excellence  of 
Lucretius  is,  that  his  ornaments  are  never  out 
of  place,  and  are  always  to  be  found  wherever 
there  is  a  place  for  them.  Ovid  knows  not  what 
to  do  with  his,  and  is  as  fond  of  accumulation  as 
the  frequenter  of  auction-rooms.  He  is  playful 
so  out  of  season,  that  he  reminds  me  of  a  young 
lady  I  saw  at  Sta.  Maria  Novella,  who  at  one  mo- 
ment crossed  herself,  and  at  the  next  tickled  her 
companion,  by  which  process  they  were  both  put 
upon  their  speed  at  their  prayers,  and  made  very 
good  and  happy.  Small  as  is  the  portion  of 
glory  which  accrues  to  Milton  from  his  Latin 
poetry,  there  are  single  sentences  in  it,  ay,  single 
images,  worth  all  that  our  island  had  produced 
before.  In  all  the  volume  of  Buchanan  I  doubt 
whether  you  can  discover  a  glimpse  of  poetry ; 
and  few  sparks  fly  off  the  anvil  of  May. 

There  is  a  confidence  of  better  days  expressed 
in  this  closing  poem.  Enough  is  to  be  found  in 
his  Latin  to  insure  him  a  high  rank  and  a  last- 
ing name.  It  is  however  to  be  regretted  that 
late  in  life  he  ran  back  to  the  treasures  of  his 
youth,  and  estimated  them  with  the  fondness  of 
that  undiscerning  age.  No  poet  ever  was  sorry 
that  he  abstained  from  early  publication.  But 
Milton  seems  to  have  cherished  his  first  effusions 
with  undue  partiality.  Many  things  written  later 
by  him  are  unworthy  of  preservation,  especially 
those  which  exhibit  men  who  provoked  him  into 
bitterness.  Hatred,  the  most  vulgar  of  vulgar- 
isms, could  never  have  belonged  to  his  natural 
character.  He  must  have  contracted  the  distem- 
per from  theologians  and  critics.  The  scholar  in 
his  days  was  half  clown  and  half  trooper.  Col- 
lege-life could  leave  but  few  of  its  stains  and 
incrustations  on  a  man  who  had  stept  forward 
so  soon  into  the  amenities  of  Italy,  and  had  con- 
versed so  familiarly  with  the  most  polished 
gentlemen  of  the  most  polished  nation. 

Southey.  In  his  attacks  on  Salmasius,  and  others 
more  obscure,  he  appears  to  have  mistaken  his 
talent  in  supposing  he  was  witty. 

Landor.  Is  there  a  man  in  the  world  wise 
enough  to  know  whether  he  himself  is  witty  or 
not,  to  the  extent  he  aims  at  ]  I  doubt  whether 
any  question  needs  more  self-examination.  It  is 
only  the  fool's  heart  that  is  at  rest  upon  it.  He 
never  asks  how  the  matter  stands,  and  feels  con- 


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fident  he  has  only  to  stoop  for  it.  Milton's  dough, 
it  must  be  acknowledged,  is  never  the  lighter 
for  the  bitter  barm  he  kneads  up  with  it. 

Smiihey.  The  sabbath  of  his  mind  required 
no  levities,  no  excursions  or  amusements.  But 
he  was  not  ill-tempered.  The  worst-tempered 
men  have  often  the  greatest  and  readiest  store  of 
pleasantries.  Milton,  on  all  occasions  indignant 
and  wrathful  at  injustice,  was  unwilling  to  repress 
the  signification  of  it  when  it  was  directed  against 
himself.  However,  I  can  hardly  think  he  felt  so 
much  as  he  expresses  ;  but  he  seized  on  bad 
models  in  his  resolution  to  show  his  scholarship. 
Disputants,  and  critics  in  particular,  followed  one 
another  with  invectives ;  and  he  was  thought  to 
have  given  the  most  manifest  proof  of  original 
genius  who  had  invented  a  new  form  of  reproach. 
I  doubt  if  Milton  was  so  contented  with  his  dis- 
comfiture of  Satan,  or  even  with  his  creation  of 
Eve,  as  with  the  overthrow  of  Salmasius  under 
the  loads  of  fetid  brimstone  he  fulminated 
against  him. 

It  is  fortunate  we  have  been  sitting  quite  alone 
while  we  detected  the  blemishes  of  a  poet  we  both 
venerate.  The  malicious  are  always  the  most 
ready  to  bring  forward  an  accusation  of  malice  : 
and  we  should  certainly  have  been  served,  before 
long,  with  a  writ  pushed  under  the  door. 

Landor.  Are  we  not  somewhat  like  two  little 
beggar-boys,  who,  forgetting  that  they  are  in  tat- 
ters, sit  noticing  a  few  stains  and  rents  in  their 
father's  'raiment  ? 

Southey.  But  they  love  him. 

Let  us  now  walk  homeward.  We  leave  behind 
us  the  Severn  and  the  sea  and  the  mountains ; 
and,  if  smaller  things  may  be  mentioned  so  sud- 
denly after  greater,  we  leave  behind  us  the  sun- 
dial, which  marks,  as  we  have  been  doing  in 
regard  to  Milton,  the  course  of  the  great  lumi- 
nary by  a  slender  line  of  shadow. 

Landor.  After  witnessing  his  glorious  ascen- 
sion, we  are  destined  to  lower  our  foreheads  over 
the  dreary  hydropathy  and  flanelly  voices  of  the 
swathed  and  sinewless. 

Southey.  Do  not  be  over-sure  that  you  are  come 


to  the  worst,  even  there.  Unless  you  sign  a  cer- 
tificate of  their  health  and  vigour,  your  windows 
and  lamps  may  be  broken  by  the  mischievous 
rabble  below. 

Landor.  Marauders  will  cook  their  greens  and 
bacon,  though  they  tear  down  cedar  pannels  for 
the  purpose. 

Southey.  There  is  an  incessant  chatterer,  who 
has  risen  to  the  first  dignities  of  state,  by  the 
same  means  as  nearly  all  men  rise  now  by; 
namely,  opposition  to  whatever  is  done  or  pro- 
jected by  those  invested  with  authority.  He  will 
never  allow  us  to  contemplate  greatness  at  our 
leisure  :  he  will  not  allow  us  indeed  to  look  at  it 
for  a  moment.  Caesar  must  be  stript  of  his  lau- 
rels and  left  bald ;  or  some  reeling  soldier,  some 
insolent  swaggerer,  some  stilted  ruffian,  thrust 
before  his  triumph.  If  he  fights,  he  does  not 
know  how  to  use  his  sword ;  if  he  speaks,  he 
speaks  vile  Latin.  I  wonder  that  Cromwell  fares 
no  better ;  for  he  lived  a  hypocrite  and  he  died  a 
traitor.  I  should  not  recall  to  you  this  ridiculous 
man,  to  whom  the  Lords  have  given  the  run  of 
the  House  .  .  a  man  pushed  off  his  chair  by  every 
party  he  joins,  and  enjoying  all  the  disgraces  he 
incurs  .  .  were  it  not  that  he  has  also,  in  the  fulness 
of  his  impudence,  raised  his  cracked  voice  and 
incondite  language  against  Milton. 

Landor.  I  hope  his  dapple  fellow-creatures  in 
the  lanes  will  be  less  noisy  and  more  modest  as 
we  pass  along  them  homeward. 

Southey.  Wretched  as  he  is  in  composition, 
superficial  as  he  is  in  all  things,  without  a  glim- 
mer of  genius,  or  a  grain  of  judgment,  yet  his 
abilities  and  acquirements  raise  him  somewhat 
high  above  those  more  quiescent  and  unaspiring 
ones,  you  call  his  fellow-creatures. 

Landor.  The  main  difference  is,  that  they  are 
subject  to  have  their  usual  burdens  laid  upon 
them  all  their  lives,  while  his  of  the  woolsack  is 
taken  off  for  ever.  The  allusion  struck  me  from 
the  loudness  and  dissonance  of  his  voice,  the 
wilfulness  and  perverseness  of  his  disposition,  and 
his  habitude  of  turning  round  on  a  sudden  and 
kicking  up  behind. 


QUEEN  ELIZABETH,  CECIL,  DUKE  OF  ANJOU,  AND  DE  LA  MOTTE  FENELON. 


Elizabeth.  You  are  only  nineteen,  M.  D'Anjou  : 
I,  as  all  the  world  knows,  am  bordering  on  thirty. 

La  Motte  (aside.)  Thirty-nine,  that  is.  (Pretty 
bordering). 

Elizabeth  (continuing.)  If  in  fifteen  or  twenty 
years,  sooner  or  later,  I  should  haply  lose  a  part 
of  those  personal  charms  which,  for  the  benefit  of 
my  people,  God's  providence  hath  so  bountifully 
bestowed  on  me,  and  which  your  partial  eye  hath 
multiplied ;  if  they  should  wane,  and  their  power 
over  your  gentle  heart  become  fainter  .  .  die  I 
must;  die  of  grief;  the  grievousest  of  grief ;  the 
loss  of  your  affection. 

Anjou.  Impossible!  Such  charms  perish !  wane! 
decline !  in  fifteen  or  twenty  years ! 


La  Motte  (aside.)  They  have  all  been  gone  the 
best  part  of  the  time. 

Anjou.  Angelic  vision!  I  am  unworthy  of 
them;  Earth  may  be  so  too.  Death  alone  can 
deprive  her  of  their  radiance ;  but  the  angels  can 
be  happy  without  them;  and  mankind  hath  not 
so  sinned  a  second  time  as  to  deserve  a  deluge, 
a  universal  deluge  of  tears  for  which  no  ark  hath 
been  provided. 

Elizabeth  (to  Cecil.)  He  speaks  well,  rationally, 
religiously :  but,  Cecil !  the  inches  are  wanting. 

Anjou.  A  few  years  are  as  unlikely  to  produce 
a  change  on  that  countenance  of  a  seraph,  as 
eternity  is  to  produce  it  in  my  passion. 

Elizabeth.  I  can  not  but  smile  at  you,  my  sweet 


QUEEN  ELIZABETH  AND  DUKE  OF  ANJOU. 


cousin !  But  surely  you  mock  me.  Do  my  fea- 
tures (which,  alas  !  like  my  heart,  were  ever  too 
flexible)  seem  to  you  so  settled  ? 

Anjou.  Not  otherwise  than  as  the  stars  above 
are  settled  in  the  firmament. 

Elizabeth.  Believe  it  or  not  believe  it,  I  have 
been  more  beautiful. 

La  Moihe  (aside.)  No  heretic  will  ever  be  burnt 
for  disputing  the  verity  of  that  article. 

Anjou.  More  beautiful  still  ? 

Elizabeth.  Ay  truly,  two  years  ago. 

Anjou.  Truth  is  powerful;  but  modesty  is 
powerfuller.  Here  indeed  Truth  flies  before  her. 
For  this  uncourteous  speech,  thus  extorted  from 
me,  on  my  knees  do  I  crave  your  pardon,  0  gra- 
cious queen !  0  empress  of  my  heart ! 

Elizabeth.  I  increase  in  glory  by  that  appli- 
cation. 

Anjou.  I  have  always  heard  that  the  lofty  of 
both  sexes  love  the  less  in  stature,  and  that  the 
beautiful  are  partial  to  the  plain. 

Elizabeth.  Am  I  plain  ]  false  traitor  !  I  could 
almost  find  it  in  my  heart  to  beat  you,  for  chang- 
ing your  tone  so  suddenly. 

Anjou.  That  gracious  glance  could  heal  even 
wounds  inflicted  by  the  rack,  and  turn  agonies  into 
ecstacies.  I  spake  (alas  too  truly !)  of  myself. 
Whatever  are  the  graces  which  the  world  sees  in 
my  person,  I  am  shorter  than  several  in  the  courts 
of  France  and  England.  Indeed  I  never  saw  so 
many  personable  men  before,  as  I  have  seen  about 
your  Majesty. 

Elizabeth  (aside.)  He  has  caught  some  of  his 
brother  Henry's  jealousy :  maybe  he  hath  spied  at 
Dudley:  maybe  he  hath  heard  of  the  admiral  and 
. .  the  rest. 

Sir !  my  cousin !  they  are  well  enough  :  that  is, 
they  are  well  enough  for  grooms,  and  servitors 
about  the  house. 

Anjou.  Your  Majesty  is  now  looking  at  those 
unfortunate  holes  and  seams  left  all  over  my  face 
by  the  small-pox. 

Elizabeth.  Dimples !  dimples  !  hiding-places  of 
Love. 

.  La  Motte !  did  you  not  assure  me  that  there  is 
a  surgeon  in  London  who  can  remove  them  all  ? 

La  Motte.  And  most  truly.  I  have  conversed 
with  him  myself,  and  have  seen  many  whose  faces 
he  hath  put  into  repair.  You  would  believe  that 
the  greater  part  had  never  had  a  speck  upon 
them. 

Elizabeth.  Touch  your  face  ?  would  you  let  him  ] 
would  you  suffer  him  to  alter  one  feature,  one 
component  of  feature,  in  that  countenance  ? 

Anjou.  My  mother  has  insisted  that  it  might 
be  improved. 

Elizabeth.  My  dear  sister  the  Queen  Catarina 
is  the  wisest  of  queens  and  of  women.  A  mother 
so  perspicacious  might  espy  a  defect,  when  another 
of  equal  perspicacity  (if  any  such  existed)  could 
find  none. 

(To  Cectt.)  What  a  monkey  !  How  hideous ! 
and  how  vain !  worst  of  all ! 

Cecil.  His  Highness  hath  much  penetration. 


Elizabeth.  But  the  inches !  Cecil !  the  inches ! 

Anjou.  I  perceive  your  Majesty  has  been  com- 
paring my  stature  with  my  lord  Burleigh's.  I 
wish  indeed  I  resembled  his  lordship  in  figure 
and  dignity.  I  would  gladly  be  half  an  inch 
taller. 

Elizabeth.  Men  never  are  contented.  You  are 
between  five  and  six  feet  high. 

(Aside)  Eleven  inches  from  six  though. 

Anjou.  If  my  highth  is  unobjectionable,  my 
heart  is  quite  at  ease  :  for  it  has  been  certified  to 
me  that  the  surgeon  can  render  my  face  as 
smooth  as  .  . 

Elizabeth  (aside.)  The  outside  of-  an  oyster- 
shell. 

Anjou.  And  should  he  fail,  should  he  perad- 
venture,  my  beard  in  another  year  will  overgrow 
the  marks. 

Elizabeth  (to  Cecil.)  Such  creatures  are  usually 
born  with  beards  from  chin  to  eyebrow,  and  from 
eyebrow  to  nose. 

(To  Anjou.)  Beards  so  comprehensive  add  more 
to  majesty  than  to  comeliness. 

(To  Cecil.)  'Fore  Gad  !  Cecil,  I  would  not  have 
him  for  a  husband,  were  he  ten  inches  taller,  and 
ten  wider  across  the  shoulders.  To  gratify  my 
beloved  people,  on  whom  all  my  thoughts  are 
bent,  I  must  look  narrowly  to  the  succession, 
seeing  that  from  my  body  must  descend  the  issue 
of  their  future  kings.  We  want  the  inches,  Cecil ! 
we  verily  do  want  the  inches.  My  father  was  a 
portly  man,  Cecil !  and  my  grandfather,  albeit 
spare,  was  wirily  elastic.  For  reasons  of  state,  I 
would  never  have  my  sister  Mary's  widower.  The 
nation  might  possibly  have  been  disappointed  in 
the  succession,  and  I  should  have  wasted  away 
among  the  bleeding  hearts  of  my  people.  Say 
something  to  the  man,  and  let  him  go.  Were 
there  the  inches  .  .  but  we  must  not  press  upon 
that  point. 

Cecil.  May  it  please  your  Majesty,  ten  or  a 
dozen  in  highth  and  breadth  would  cover  a  multi- 
tude of  sins,  and  almost  atone  for  the  mass. 

Elizabeth.  At  him  upon  that ! 

Anjou.  I  do  perceive  there  are  difficulties  ;  but 
I  humbly  trust  that  none  of  them  are  insur- 
mountable. 

Elizabeth.  Excuse  my  maidenly  sighs,  sweet 
cousin ! 

La  Motte  (aside)  No  sighs  of  that  description 
have  escaped  her  since  she  was  fourteen.  The 
first  and  last  of  them  caught  the  sails  of  the  High 
Admiral,  and  cast  him  on  the  breakers. 

Anjou.  Those  tender  breathings,  most  gracious 
lady,  seem  to  arise  from  my  breast,  and  to  mur- 
mur on  your  lips ;  those  beauteous  lips  which 
may  soften  or  shorten  the  thread  of  my  destiny. 

Elizabeth.  Faith  and  troth,  Cecil,  this  rogue 
duke  possesses  a  vast  treasury  of  jewelled  lan- 
guage. The  boy  is  well  educated  and  hath  much 
discernment.  It  would  cost  no  ordinary  poet  half 
a  day's  labour,  and  the  better  part  of  his  ten 
nails,  to  have  devised  what  our  cousin  hath  spoken 
off-hand. 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


(To  Anjou}.  Sir,  my  cousin !  of  all  the  prince 
who  have  wooed  me,  none  so  well  knows  th 
avenues  to  my  heart  as  you  do.  I  beseech  you 
urge  me  no  further  in  this  moment  of  my  weak 
ness.  The  woman  who  avoweth  her  love  losetl 
her  lover.  Forbear  !  0  forbear !  have  patience 
leave  my  wits  to  settle !  Time,  too  clearly  I  per 
ceive  it,  will  only  rivet  my  chains. 

La  Motte  (to  Anjou).  He  hath  taken  his  leisure 
in  forging  them,  and  hath  left  them  brittle  at  last 
Anjou  (to La  Motte).  Forty-nine  years!  Women 
of  that  age  have  bent  down  their  spectacles  over 
the  cradles  of  their  great-grandchildren.  In  God's 
name,  La  Motte  !  how  much  older  do  they  ever 
grow] 

Elizabeth.   What  did  I  overhear  of  children 
The  Lord  vouchsafe  us  whatever  number  of  girls 
it  may  please  his  Divine  Providence  !    I  would 
implore  of  it,  in  addition,  only  just  two  boys ;  one 
for  France,  and  one  for  England. 

La  Motte.   We  can  not  be  quite  happy  with 
fewer  than  four  girls,  may  it  please  your  majesty. 
Elizabeth.  It  pleaseth  me  well :  and  I  see  no 
difficulty  in  inserting  so  discreet  a  prayer  in  our 
Litany.     But  why  four  ]  why  four  precisely  ? 

La  Motte.  May  it  please  your  majesty !  in  order 
to  represent  their  mother  and  the  Graces.  In  the 
first  I  have  presumed  to  mention,  the  cardinal 
virtues  have  already  their  representative. 

Cecil.  M.  De  La  Motte  Fenelon !  her  majesty 
has  been  graciously  pleased  to  impose  on  me  her 
royal  command,  that  I  should  express  her  majes- 
ty's deep  sorrow  (since  she  herself  is  incapable  in 
this  presence  of  expressing  any  such  sentiment) 
at  the  strange  misadventure,  the  sad  untoward 
demise,  of  so  many  Protestant  lords  and  gentle- 
men, in  his  most  Christian  majesty's  good  city  of 
Paris,  on  the  feast  of  St.  Bartholomew  last  past. 
And  her  most  gracious  majesty,  in  the  tenderness 
of  her  royal  heart,  urged  by  the  cries  and  clamours 
of  her  loving  subjects,  would  remonstrate,  how- 
ever blandly,  thereupon.  In  order  to  pacify  her 
people,  who  are  dearer  to  her  than  life,  and  in 
order  that  no  delay  whatever  may  be  interposed 
to  your  forthcoming  nuptials,  her  majesty  would 
fain  insure  your  highness's  compliance  with  the 
established  religion  of  the  realm  ;  and  is  ready  to 
accept  any  valid  security,  that  your  and  her 
royal  progeny  (the  first-born  and  second-born 
son  especially)  be  educated  in  the  same.  The 
daughters,  in  course,  follow  the  footsteps  of  the 
mother. 

Anjou.  My  children  can  receive  no  better 
instruction  than  from  their  most  religious  and 
accomplished  mother.  I  am  tolerant  of  all  reli- 
gions ;  and  to  give  a  proof  of  it,  I  am  going  to 
fight  for  the  Protestants  in  the  Low-Countries. 

Elizabeth  (to  Cecil).  Do  not  let  him  go  :  he  will 
obtain  great  influence  over  them,  and  curtail  our 
traffic  and  taxes. 

(To  Anjou).  0  Anjou !  Anjou  !  0  my  beloved 
Francis !  do  you,  must  you,  can  you,  leave  us  ] 
My  sobs  choke  me.  Is  war,  is  even  glory,  pre- 
ferable to  love  ?  Alas !  alas !  you  can  not  answer 


me :  yon  know  not  what  love  is.  0  imperfection 
of  speech !  In  the  presence  of  Anjou  to  separate 
war  and  glory  !  But  when  will  you  return  ] 

Anjou.  Before  the  end  of  next  month  at 
farthest. 

Elizabeth.  What  years,  what  ages,  roll  within 
that  period  !  My  heart  is  already  on  the  ocean 
with  you,  swelling  more  tumultuously.  The 
danger  I  most  dread  is  from  the  elements;  no 
other  enemy  is  great  enough  to  hurt  you.  Only 
look  from  the  window !  The  waves  are  beating 
and  roaring  against  our  town  of  Sandwich,  ready 
to  engulf  it. 

Anjou.  Sweet  lady !  the  sun  is  shining  on  the 
eighth  of  February  as  brightly  as  it  ever  shone 
on  May  before.  But  shines  it  not  at  this  mo- 
ment on  May  ? 

Elizabeth.   Flatterer!   deceiver!     I  am  ship- 
wrecked and  lost  already.    Adieu  !  adieu !  .  .  . 
must  I  only  say  .  .  my  cousin! 

Anjou.  She  is  gone  .  .  God  be  praised  !  why 
did  not  you  tell  me,  Fenelon !  what  a  hysena  the 
creature  is  ?  Her  smile  cured  me  at  once  of  love- 
qualms. 

La  Motte.  She  is  not  so  amiss.  Really  she  was 
well-looking  no  longer  than  some  twenty  years 
ago.  But  every  woman  has  been  several  women 
if  she  has  lived  long.  The  English  at  this  hour 
call  her  handsome. 

Anjou.  The  English  may  be  good  historians; 
they  are  bad  grammarians;  they  confound  the 
preterite  and  the  present.  Beside,  to  call  her 
otherwise,  would  cost  the  best  among  them  his 
head.  How  many  days  ago  is  it  that  she  chopped 
off  the  hand  of  the  most  eloquent  and  honest  man 
n  her  universities,  for  disapproving  of  her  in- 
tended marriage  with  me  1  and  yet  he  praised  her 
and  spoke  affectionately.  What  prince,  whether 
in  modern  times  or  ancient,  ever  inflicted  so  many 
and  such  atrocious  pains  and  penalties,  or  ever 
sxpected  such  enormous  sums  in  proportion  to 
he  ability  of  the  people )  But  in  England  the 
jack  is  well  whipt  in,  and  always  follows  the  first 
lound  at  full  cry,  muzzle  to  hoof.  The  English 
lave  belief  for  everything  but  religion :  there 
jhey  would  run  wild;  only  a  few  good  Catho- 
ics  whimper  and  sit  quiet.  Englishmen  verily 
>elieve  the  queen  loves  them  tenderly,  while  they 
ee  one  after  another  led  with  the  halter  round 
heir  necks  up  the  ladder,  some  wanting  their 
sars,  some  their  noses,  and  some  their  hands. 
Talk  to  me  of  St.  Bartholomew's  day !  The  dead 
jpon  that  day  died  whole. 
What  stomachs  have  these  islanders !  The 
iord  High  Admiral  well  deserved  his  commis- 
ion  ;  but  he  was  braver  on  land  than  at  sea. 

La  Motte.  The  English  drink  valiantly,  and 
lo  not  see  clearly  small  defects  in  beauty  by  bed- 
ime.  They  are  hale,  and  deem  it  unmeet  and 
unmanly  to  be  squeamish. 

Anjou.  So  it  appears,  by  what  my  brother  told 
me,  and  by  what  (as  we  know)  went  against  the 
grain  with  him.     But  he  was  heir-apparent.     If 
)udley  had  been  a  gentleman  by  descent,  Charles 


WINDHAM  AND  SHERIDAN. 


177 


perhaps  might  not  have  so  taken  to  heart  his 
precedency. 

La  Motte.  She  has  points  about  her. 

Anjou.  Ay  truly;  too  many.  Were  her  nose 
but  awry,  she  might  see  to  read  through  it.  Then 
(mercy  upon  us !)  those  long  narrow  ferret's  teeth, 
intersecting  a  face  of  such  proportions,  that  it  is 
like  a  pared  cucumber  set  on  end.  And  then  those 
foxy  eyelashes  and  eyebrows  !  And  those  wild- 
fire eyes,  equal  in  volubility  to  her  tongue  and 
her  affections,  and  leering  like  a  panther's  when 
it  yawns.  Gramercy!  the  fellow  who  pretends 
he  can  fill  up  the  trenches  and  pitfalls  in  my 


face,  may  try  his  hand  at  hers;  I  never  will. 
Sacre !  the  skinny  old  goshawk,  all  talon  and 
plumage.  By  St.  Martin  !  I  would  not  have  her 
.  .  no,  not  even  to  nail  against  my  stable-door. 
I  do  not  wonder  that  Dudley  requires  a  couple  of 
wives  to  take  the  taste  of  this  wormwood  out  of 
his  mouth.  My  wonder  is,  that  he  should  have 
been  at  the  trouble  to  murder  the  same  number 
of  handsome  ones  to  make  room  for  her.  I 
myself  would  have  done  a  good  deal,  perhaps  as 
much,  or  nearly  so,  to  get  a  kingdom !  but  my 
charger  could  never  overleap  this  bar.  No,  La 
Motte!  I  must  be  contented  with  the  Netherlands. 


WINDHAM  AND  SHERIDAN. 


Windham.  It  is  seldom,  Mr.  Sheridan,  that  we 
have  met  anywhere  out  of  the  House  of  Commons 
these  last  two  years ;  and  I  rejoice  in  the  opportu- 
nity of  expressing  my  admiration  of  your  generous 
conduct,  on  an  occasion  in  which  the  country  at 
large,  and  I  particularly  as  minister,  was  deeply 
interested. 

Sheridan.  I  am  happy,  sir,  to  be  countenanced 
by  your  favourable  opinion  on  any :  but  I  presume 
you  now  refer  to  my  speech  on  the  mutiny  at  the 
Nore. 

Windham.  Indeed  I  do  :  you  stood  nobly  forth 
from  your  party.  Never  was  behaviour  more 
ignominious  than  the  behaviour  of  the  Whigs  has 
been,  systematically,  since  the  commencement  of 
the  war.  Whatever  they  could  do  or  suggest  to 
the  detriment  of  their  country,  or  to  the  advance- 
ment of  France,  they  seized  on  with  avidity.  But 
you  manfully  came  forward  and  apart  from  those 
traitors,  declaring  that  insubordination  should  be 
reduced,  and  that  rebellion  should  be  crushed. 
I  heartily  wish,  and  confidently  hope,  that  you 
will  display  the  same  energy  and  decision  in  the 
great  measure  of  the  Union  now  projected  with 
Ireland. 

Sheridan.  I  have  heard  nothing  about  it,  as 
likely  to  be  carried  speedily  into  execution.  But 
the  vast  number  of  indigent  and  worthless  people 
who  have  lately  been  made  Irish  peers,  might 
excite  a  suspicion  that  something  of  moment  was 
in  agitation.  Many  must  be  bought  over  again. 
Such  men,  for  instance,  as  Hely  Hutchinson,  Lord 
Clonmel,  Lord  Clare,  and  other  exhalations  of  the 
bog  and  dunghill,  who  have  always  in  readiness 
for  the  service  of  any  Administration  a  menace, 
a  defiance,  and  a  pistol ;  such  men  will  never  be 
contented  with  the  few  thousands  of  income  they 
have  in  various  ways  obtained :  their  demands 
will  rise  with  their  services ;  and  unless  the  de- 
mands are  satisfied,  the  petitioners  will  turn  into 
patriots.  In  such  a  course  is  usually  the  begin- 
ning or  the  termination  of  public  men :  seldom 
both.  The  Irish  have  begun  to  learn  arithmetic 
in  the  English  school.  Fortunes  in  this  country 
have  risen  so  high  and  so  suddenly  on  the  base 
of  politics,  as  to  have  attracted  the  gaze  and  to 
haye  excited  the  aspiration  of  Ireland.  She  sees 


how  the  Grenvilles  and  Temples  have  always 
speculated  on  this  grand  Exchange.  They  have 
bought  in  and  sold  out  with  singular  discretion. 
Hence  a  family  of  small  pretensions  to  antiquity, 
far  from  affluent  until  recently,  has  been  some- 
what enriched  at  every  generation.  Lord  Gren- 
ville,  who  receives  forty  thousand  a-year  from 
his  tellership  of  the  Exchequer,  which  in  time  of 
peace  brought  him  scarcely  a  tenth,  was  strenuous 
for  war;  while  Pitt  hung  back,  in  suspense  for  a 
moment  whether  he  should  comply  with  the 
king's  wishes  or  retire  from  office.  The  Duke  of 
Portland,  as  you  know,  stipulated  for  a  renewal 
of  the  lease  of  Marybone  Park,  before  he  would 
join  the  ministry  with  his  adherents.  The  value 
of  this  lease  is  calculated  at  two  hundred  thou- 
sand. The  Irish  peers  may  fairly  demand  some- 
thing handsome  for  the  surrender  of  their  power 
and  patronage ;  I  should  have  added  their  digni- 
ties, had  I  not  been  aware  that  either  to  laugh  or 
to  excite  laughter,  is,  at  times,  unseasonable. 

Windham.  The  terms  are  not  exactly  known 
at  present ;  and  indeed  the  business  is  so  compli- 
cated, that  doubts  are  beginning  to  arise  whether 
the  scheme  will  be  practicable  in  the  present  year. 
Sheridan.  Much  depends  on  the  amount  of 
secret  service  money  the  parliament  will  consent 
to  vote. 

This  union  might  be  the  greatest  blessing  that 
ever  was  conferred  on  Ireland.  But  when  I  con- 
sider how  unjustly,  how  harshly,  how  treache- 
rously, she  has  been  treated  by  all  administra- 
tions, my  suspicions  rise  far  above  my  hopes.  It 
is  rumoured  that  the  conditions  (which  however 
there  will  be  time  enough  to  reconsider  and  to 
modify)  are  less  favourable  than  were  granted 
to  Scotland :  and  that  what  is,  and  always  has 
been  in  every  country  under  heaven,  the  main 
object,  is  not  to  be  conceded :  I  mean  the  reli- 
gion of  the  majority.  On  the  abolition  of  epis- 
copacy in  Scotland,  its  revenues  were  applied  to 
the  religious  and  moral  education  of  the  people, 
who  renounced  the  old  religion,  rejected  the 
formulary  of  the  English,  and  chose  another. 
Surely  then  in  common  justice,  to  say  nothing 
of  policy,  nothing  of  conciliation,  those  from 
whom  churches  and  church-lands  were  taken 


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away,  having  at  least  as  fair  a  claim  to  such 
things  as  those  who  never  were  in  possession  of 
them,  should  receive  the  plunder  back.  In  doing 
this  to  the  full  extent,  you  would  still  do  less  for 
Ireland  than  was  done  for  Scotland. 

Wind/mm.  We  have  always  been  tender  in 
touching  vested  rights. 

Sheridan.  To  my  apprehension  you  were  not 
very  tender  in  your  touch  on  the  vestment  of  the 
Irish  Catholic  church.  The  vestment  had  indeed 
too  many  folds  and  flounces  about  it,  and,  instead 
of  covering  the  brawny  shoulders  of  twenty  or 
thirty  fathers,  might  have  been  conveniently  cut 
up  for  the  shirts  and  shifts  of  as  many  hundred 
children.  But  you  never  drew  out  scissars  or 
measure  for  that  purpose :  you  only  stripped 
the  vesture  off  one  fat  fellow  to  clap  it  on  another 
fatter. 

Windliam.  True  enough.  The  bishop  of  Derry's 
landed  property  extends,  I  hear,  over  a  hundred 
and  fifty  thousand  acres ;  and  cottagers  pay  thirty 
shillings  a  year  for  half  acres,  not  the  best,  of 
this  very  land.  Suppose  that  at  the  termination 
of  the  war,  after  hard  cruises,  hard  battles,  and 
harder  blockades,  all  our  admirals  return  home, 
many  with  amputated  limbs,  many  with  incurable 
wounds,  many  (indeed  most)  with  broken  or 
impaired  constitutions ;  raise  the  number  of  them 
to  half  a  hundred ;  and  the  consolidated  pay  of 
these  half  hundred  great  and  glorious  defenders 
of  their  country,  will  be  less  than  the  pay  of  one 
churchman. 

Sheridan.  And  it  is  painful  to  think  of  how 
much  shorter  date. 

Windham.  Have  they  no  reason  to  complain  of 
such  inequality?  have  they  no  right  to  check  and 
correct  it  1 

All  of  what  are  called  church  lands  belong 
to  the  state,  as  the  church  itself  does;  and 
bishoprics  have,  since  the  Reformation,  not  only 
been  curtailed,  but  abolished.  If  Parliament  can 
take  away  a  whole  bishopric,  it  surely  can  take 
away  a  moiety,  especially  that  moiety  which 
bishops  care  least  about,  the  temporalities.  Griev- 
ous responsibility  would  be  thus  removed  from 
them.  No  longer  a  necessity  to  rise  early  and 
to  sit  down  late,  for  the  purpose  of  supplying  the 
indigent  and  afflicted :  no  longer  a  solicitude  in 
seeking  out  the  faithful,  merciful,  discreet,  and 
active  almoner :  no  longer  the  worldly  care  of 
laying  aside  the  larger  part  of  their  revenues,  in 
just  and  exact  proportions,  for  families  more  or 
less  numerous,  for  curates  more  or  less  laborious, 
"  for  sick  widows  and  young  children." 

In  other  parts  of  Europe  to  which  the  Reforma- 
tion has  extended,  not  only  the  religion  but  also 
its  emoluments  have  been  revised  and  corrected. 
Government  in  England  should  exercise  this 
authority  where  required.  Where  there  are  no, 
or  only  few,  communicants  of  the  Anglican 
church  in  Ireland,  it  is  expedient  for  them  to 
remove  to  places  where  there  are  many.  At  all 
events  I  would  maintain  no  church  establishment 
for  a  less  number  than  a  hundred  adults. 


Windham.  There  are  gentlemen  in  the  House 
of  Commons  who  insist  that  where  a  single  man, 
woman,  or  child,  exists  in  any  parish,  that  parish 
should  enjoy  its  parson,  if  Protestant. 

Sheridan.  But  there  are  many  parishes  in 
which  there  is  not  a  single  Protestant,  man, 
woman,  or  child :  however,  as  there  is  a  steeple, 
and  not  only  a  steeple,  but  a  pulpit,  no  doubt 
there  should  also  be  a  minister  of  religion  for 
their  benefit.  If  towns  which  contain  several 
thousand  inhabitants  have  no  representative  at 
all,  there  would  be  no  worse  hardship  in  fewer 
than  one  hundred  having  no  established  pastor. 
But  this  hardship  might  not  befall  them  :  for  they 
might  elect  one ;  and  they  might  themselves  pay 
him  proportionally  to  the  service  he  renders ;  or 
they  might  remove  into  a  more  convenient  and 
less  contracted  fellowship.  The  most  pious  and 
serious  of  the  English  people  are  taught  the  doc- 
trines of  the  English  church  by  unendowed  minis- 
ters. The  followers  of  Wesley  do  not  hanker 
after  gowns  and  surplices;  at  least  such  gowns 
and  surplices  as  mount  the  pulpit.  Well-educated 
young  men  of  his  persuasion  are  always  in  readi- 
ness to  accept  the  cure  of  souls.  It  is  only  the 
earnest  and  patient  who  are  likely  to  file  the  old 
rust  and  new  paint  off  the  crucifix.  The  Wesley- 
ans  may  be  too  impetuous,  heady,  and  frothy ;  but 
a  gutter  that  runs  with  rapidity  is  less  unwhole- 
some than  a  stagnant  ditch.  I  feel  that  I  lie 
open  to  a  charge  of  partiality  in  this  recommen- 
dation of  the  Methodists ;  but  I  do  assure  you  I 
am  not  about  to  join  them :  and  I  venture  to 
hope  that  your  smile  is  not  a  smile  of  incredulity. 

Windham.  Be  perfectly  at  ease.  But  seriously; 
in  turning  out  this  acid  on  such  putridity,  there 
would  be  a  violent  fermentation  :  there  would 
be  animosities  and  conflicts.  However,  what 
harm,  if  there  should  be  1  Turn  out  the  weasel 
against  the  rat,  and,  at  least  while  they  are  fight- 
ing, neither  of  them  can  corrode  the  rafters  or 
infest  the  larder.  Your  countrymen  are  a  joyous 
and  light-hearted  people,  and  run  with  alacrity 
to  festivals  and  fairs.  They  would  not  so  readily 
fall  in  with  Calvinism ;  they  are  more  disposed 
to  fighting,  frolic,  and  pardon. 

Sheridan.  Frolic  and  pardon  they  would  never 
find  among  the  Calvinists,  who  however  in  strict 
justice  would  amply  make  out  the  difference,  with 
fighting. 

Windham.  We  will  revert  to  the  right  which 
all  governments  possess,  of  curtailing  or  abolish- 
ing the  hire  of  their  servants  :  I  admit  it.  The 
question  at  last  resolves  itself  into  mere  expe- 
diency. If  our  government,  after  a  war,  reduces 
the  pay  of  its  soldiers,  and  abolishes  altogether  the 
pay  of  its  sailors,  it  may  consistently,  justly,  and 
legally,  do  the  same  in  regard  to  the  church 
militant.  Whether  the  pay  arises  from  a  turf  or 
from  a  counter,  no  matter. 

Sheridan.  Apply  the  principle  more  especially 
to  Ireland.  A  nation  has  been  misruled  for 
above  six  centuries  by  its  conqueror.  The  con- 
queror has  derived  the  most  powerful  and  efficient 


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aid  from  it,  against  all  his  enemies,  and  wishes  to 
derive  more.  To  accomplish  which,  a  sudden 
thought  strikes  him,  which  never  entered  his 
head  until  now;  that  by  rendering  it  more 
flourishing,  he  renders  it  more  effectual  in  his 
defence.  Another  sudden  thought  strikes  him. 
He  remembers  that,  a  century  ago,  he  made  a 
compact  of  Union  with  another  out-lying  coun- 
try, and  that  both  grew  richer  and  happier 
instantaneously.  The  out-lying  country  had 
fought,  and  would  fight  again,  for  the  establish- 
ment and  maintenance  of  its  religion.  The  con- 
queror cares  little  about  the  matter,  as  far  as  God 
and  conscience  are  concerned,  but  very  much 
about  the  interests  of  some  riotous  idlers  and  rich 
absentees. 

Ireland  would  be  contented  with  a  less  measure 
of  justice  than  was  meted  out  to  Scotland :  and 
you  may  gain  ten-fold  as  much  by  it.  Scotland 
has  no  important  bays  and  harbours  :  Ireland  has 
more  than  any  country  of  the  same  extent. 

Windham.  More  than  Norway  1 

Sheridan.  Those  of  Norway  are  unimportant, 
although  capacious.  Surrounded  by  barren  rocks, 
affording  no  anchorage,  there  is  neither  traffic 
nor  population.  Ireland  has  better  and  more 
than  all  France.  What  wars  would  not  England 
engage  in  to  wrest  them  from  an  enemy  ! 
What  a  bustle  in  the  last  century  about  Dun- 
kirk !  and  in  the  century  before  about  such  a 
pitiful  hole  as  Calais !  A  single  act  of  benefi- 
cence, of  justice,  of  policy,  of  policy  the  most 
advantageous  to  ourselves,  would  render  these 
noble  bays  and  harbours  ours  for  ever,  guarded 
at  no  expense  to  us,  by  as  brave  and  loyal  a 
nation  as  any  upon  earth.  Can  stubbornness 
and  stupidity  be  imagined  grosser,  than  in  re- 
fusing to  curtail  the  superfluity  of  about  eight 
hundred  inefficient  drones,  detested  in  general 
by  the  majority  of  their  neighbours,  when  it 
would  conciliate  eight  millions,  and  save  the 
perpetual  expenditure  of  a  standing  army  to 
controll  them. 

Windliam.  His  Majesty  is  averse  to  concession. 

Sheridan.  His  Majesty  was  averse  to  conces- 
sion to  America  :  and  into  what  disasters  and 
disgraces,  unexperienced,  unapprehended,  un- 
heard of  among  us  until  His  Majesty's  reign, 
did  this  pig-headedness  of  His  Majesty  thrust  us 
down ! 

Windham.  By  what  I  hear,  there  is  also  an- 
other thing  which  may  disincline  the  Irish  from 
the  Union.  Not  only  will  the  property  of  the 
Irish  Catholic  Church  be  withholden  from  its  first 
destination,  from  which  destination,  I  acknow- 
ledge, it  was  forcibly  and  violently  torn  away, 
but  a  certain  part  of  our  own  national  debt 
will  be  saddled  on  that  people. 

Sheridan.  What !  when  we  lie  on  the  debtor's 
side,  and  they  on  the  creditor's  1  If  Ireland  were 
paid  for  her  soldiers,  in  the  same  proportion  as  we 
pay  for  the  Hanoverians  and  Hessians  and  other 
Germans,  what  a  balance  would  she  strike  against 
us ! 


By  reducing  the  English  Church  in  Ireland  to 
the  same  condition  of  wealth  as  the  reformed 
churches  of  Germany ;  by  selling  all  church-lands 
there,  and  by  devoting  to  the  religious  and 
moral  education  of  the  people  the  whole  proceeds, 
in  just  proportion  to  the  Papal  and  Protestant 
communicants,  you  would  conciliate  all  far- 
sighted,  all  humane,  all  equitable  men  through- 
out the  island.  The  lands  held  under  the  Crown 
might  also  be  added. 

Windham.  Now  indeed  you  are  a  visionary, 
Mr.  Sheridan  !  You  could  sooner  uproot  the 
whole  island  from  the  Atlantic,  than  tear  from 
His  Majesty  an  acre  of  the  worst  land  in  it. 

Sheridan.  I  do  believe  in  my  conscience  he 
would  rather  lose  the  affection  of  half  his  subjects 
than  the  carcase  of  one  fat  sheep.  I  am  informed 
that  all  his  possessions  in  Ireland  never  yielded 
him  five  thousand  a-year.  Give  him  ten ;  and  he 
will  chuckle  at  over-reaching  you ;  and  not  you 
only,  but  his  own  heirs  for  ever ;  as  he  chuckled 
when  he  cheated  his  eldest  son  of  what  he  pock- 
eted in  twenty  years  from  Cornwall,  Lancashire, 
and  Wales.  The  crown-lands  in  Ireland,  unpro- 
fitable at  present,  are  large  enough  to  support 
half  a  million  subjects,  reduced  to  poverty  and 
starvation  by  his  oppressive  policy  and  unjust 
wars. 

Windham.  You  have  been  suggesting  two 
impracticabilities,  however  desirable. 

Sheridan.  Ministers  then  have  been  suggesting 
another,  the  Union.  They  may  bring  about  an 
Act  of  Parliament  called  an  Act  of  Union  :  but 
they  will  be  necessitated  to  piece  out  their  parch- 
ment with  cartridge  paper. 

Windham.  We  can  have  fighting  enough  on 
easier  terms  elsewhere.  If  the  framers  of  the 
Union  are  equitable  and  indulgent,  Ireland  in 
half  a  century  from  its  commencement  may  con- 
tribute ten  millions  a  year  to  the  national  revenue. 
If  they  are  unjust,  not  only  will  she  contribute 
less  than  half  that  amount,  but  she  will  oblige  the 
Government  to  keep  up  a  standing  army  to 
coerce  her.  Instead  of  furnishing  us  with  a  third 
of  our  forces,  she  will  paralyse  a  third  of  them 
and  keep  them  sedentary. 

Sheridan.  Beside,  she  will  become  a  temptation 
to  France,  and  even  to  inferior  Powers,  to  pro- 
voke us  with  aggression  and  insult,  showing  them 
that  one  hand  is  tied  up  behind  us.  What  a  farce 
in  the  meanwhile  is  the  diversionary  talk  about 
the  abolition  of  the  slave-trade  !  What  insanity 
to  think  of  throwing  down  fifteen  or  twenty  mil- 
lions to  compass  an  impracticability,  to  consoli- 
date a  dream !  Half  the  money  laid  out  upon 
Ireland,  not  in  an  unmanageable  mass  all  at  once, 
but  million  by  million,  year  after  year,  would 
within  ten  years  render  that  country  prosperous 
and  contented :  not  however  if  you  resolve  to 
proscribe  her  religion,  to  strip  its  ministers  to  the 
skin,  and  to  parade  before  them  and  their  com- 
municants, on  their  own  ground,  your  greasy 
pastors;  mere  boils  and  blotches  covered  with 
the  vestments  purloined  from  their  church. 
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WindJuim.  Indeed  it  would  be  well,  and  cer- 
tainly is  expedient,  to  conciliate  so  brave  a  people. 
When  we  are  richer  we  may  encourage  their  agri- 
culture and  their  fisheries. 

Sheridan.  They  want  no  other  encouragement 
from  you  than  equity  and  security.  Let  the 
people  be  contented ;  and  tranquillity  is  neces- 
sarily the  result.  Let  tranquillity  be  established, 
and  speculators  will  cover  land  and  sea  with 
English  capital. 

Windham,  As  politicians  we  may  rejoice  in  a 
religion  which,  were  the  natives  in  easy  circum- 
stances, would  be  favourable  to  the  fisheries. 

Sheridan.  At  the  present  time  there  are 
millions  of  Roman  Catholics  in  the  country 
who  never  tasted  fish. 

Windham.  It  must  be  acknowledged  that  little 
has  been  hitherto  effected  for  the  comforts  of  the 
people.  The  first  man  that  ever  made  a  move- 
ment to  assist  them  was  Lord  Bacon.  He  would 
have  given  to  them  the  same  advantages  of  every 
kind  as  we  ourselves  enjoy.  Humanity  was  never 
very  urgent  with  him ;  but  his  consummate  wis- 
dom prompted  to  this  counsel.  I  am  afraid  we 
must  wait  until  we  have  men  equally  wise  among 
us  before  the  counsel  is  taken. 


Sheridan.  What  hope  then?  No  nation  in 
Europe  has  treated  the  conquered  so  iniquitously 
as  the  English  have  treated  the  Irish.  We  must 
go  back  to  Sparta  and  the  Helots  for  a  parallell. 
But  Sparta  did  not  send  out  missionaries  to 
establish  her  pure  faith  in  other  lands :  Sparta 
did  not  piously  curse  her  poorer  citizens  if  they 
happened  to  enjoy  one  day  in  seven.  We,  having 
such  advantages  over  her,  may  feel  somewhat  too 
confident  of  God's  countenance  and  blessing,  and 
we  may  at  last  encroach  and  push  his  patience 
until  he  loudly  cries  out  and  curses  us. 

Windham.  I  indulge  in  few  golden  dreams 
about  the  green  island ;  but  certainly  no  country 
is  capable  of  such  improvement  so  easily  effected. 

Sheridan.  Henry  the  Fourth  expressed  a  wish 
and  indulged  a  hope  to  see  the  day,  when  every 
householder  in  France  should  have  a  pullet  for 
dinner  once  a-week  :  I  only  wish  that  every  poor 
Irishman  could  add  a  duck  annually  to  his  house- 
hold. Pig  and  duck  (as  Lord  Castlereagh  would 
express  it,  if  he  knew  anything  or  cared  anything 
about  the  matter)  play  into  one  another's  hands 
very  nicely.  Even  this  addition  to  the  comforts 
of  an  Irish  family  is  little  to  be  expected  from  the 
framers  of  the  Union. 


MARY  AND  BOTHWELL. 


Mary.  Bothwell !  Bothwell !  what  would  you  have? 
I  can  hardly  believe  my  senses.  It  was  wrong,  it 
was  very  wrong  indeed,  to  commit  such  an  out- 
rage. You  forget  my  condition,  my  station,  and 
what  you  owe  me  .  .  the  allegiance,  the  duty  .  . 

Bothwell.  Nay,  nay,  my  gracious  queen !  I 
thought  of  nothing  else  all  our  ride.  What  a 
sweet  fresh  colour  it  has  given  my  royal  mistress! 
0 !  could  the  ugly  Elizabeth  but  see  it !  I  should 
hail  you  queen  of  England  the  next  hour. 

Mary.  How  dare  you  call  my  cousin  ugly?  and 
to  my  face !  And  do  you  think  she  would  give 
the  crown  of  England  to  look  at  me  ?  0  you  silly 
man  !  But  what  can  you  mean  ? 

Bothwell.  I  mean,  she  would  burst  and  crack 
at  it,  like  a  dry  and  gnarly  log  of  mountain-ash 
on  a  Christmas  hearth. 

Mary.  At  me !  at  my  colour !  I  can  not  help 
laughing  at  your  absurdity,  most  wicked,  flatter- 
ing, deceiving  creature ! 

Bothwell.  I  flatter !  I  deceive  !  I  never  try  to 
do  what  I  am  likely  to  fail  in  :  here  I  must :  here 
all  must. 

Mary.  I  wish  you  had  indeed  failed  altogether. 

Bothwell.  So  then,  my  royal  dove !  I  did  not 
quite  ? 

Mary.  Impudent  man !  go  away. 

Ah  Bothwell !  you  are  now  a  traitor  after  this. 
They  would  treat  you  like  one.  The  laws  call  it 
abduction  .  .  and  God  knows  what  beside. 

Bothwell.  Treat  me  like  a  traitor !  me !  the 
truest  man  among  them.  Yea,  if  I  would  let 
them,  and  this  fair  hand  could  sign  it. 

Mary.  0  heaven !    Do  not  talk  so ;  you  make 


me  very  sad.  I  will  never  be  so  cruel  to  you  as 
you  have  been  to  me. 

Bothwell.  The  laws  too ;  the  laws  forsooth  ! 
Neither  in  our  country,  nor  in  any  other,  do  the 
laws  touch  anything  higher  than  the  collar  of  the 
most  diminutive  thief :  and  a  lawyer  is  always  at 
hand  to  change  his  coat  and  character  with  him 
for  a  groat. 

Mary.  With  what  derision  and  scorn  you  speak 
of  laws  and  lawyers !  You  little  know  how  vin- 
dictive they  are. 

Bothwell.  Faith !  we  are  not  well  acquainted ; 
but  I  know  enough  of  them  to  know  that. 

Mary.  Are  not  you  afraid  ? 

Bothwell.  I  tremble  in  the  presence  of  majesty 
and  beauty.  Where  they  are,  there  lies  my  law. 
I  do  confess  I  am  afraid,  and  hugely ;  for  I  feel 
hard  knockings  (there  must  surely  be  all  the  Pan- 
dects) where  my  heart  was  lately. 

Mary.  You  never  had  any  heart,  or  you  would 
not  have  treated  me  in  this  manner. 

Bothwell.  You  shall  want  nothing  with  me : 
you  shall  never  pine  after  the  past. 

Mary.  Ah  but !  ah  but !  indeed,  indeed,  good 
Bothwell !  he  was  very  handsome ;  and  you  must 
acknowledge  it .  .  if  he  had  only  been  less  cross 
and  jealous  and  wayward  and  childish  .  . 

Bothwell.  Too  childish  by  half  for  you,  fair 
lady !  and  he  was  all  those  other  little  things 
beside. 

Mary.  What  is  over  is  over !  God  forgive  you, 
bad  man  !  Sinner !  serpent !  it  was  all  you.  And 
you  dare  smile  !  Shame  upon  you,  varlet !  Yes ; 
now  you  look  as  you  should  do.  Nobody  ought 


MARY  AND  BOTHWELL. 


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to  be  more  contrite.  You  may  speak  again,  if 
you  will  only  speak  to  the  purpose.  Come ;  no 
wicked  thoughts  !  I  mean  if  you  will  speak  rea- 
sonably. But  you  really  are  a  very,  very  wicked 
man  indeed. 

Sothwell.  Happy  the  man  who  hears  those 
blessed  words !  they  grow  but  on  soft  sweet  lips, 
fresh  pouting  from  ardent  pressure. 

Mary.  If  you  presume  to  talk  so,  I  will  kill 
myself.  Are  you  not  ashamed  ? 

Bothwell.  My  blushes  quite  consume  me  :  I  feel 
my  hair  crackle  on  my  head :  my  beard  would 
burn  my  fingers. 

Mary.  I  will  not  laugh,  sirrah  ! 

Botliwdl.  No,  my  most  gracious  lady !  in  mercy 
stop  half-way !  that  smile  is  quite  sufficient. 

Mary.  Do  you  fancy  I  am  capable  of  smiling  1 
I  am  quite  serious.  You  have  carried  me  away, 
and  now  you  have  nothing  to  do  but  to  take  me 
back  again. 

Bothwett.  It  would  be  dangerous :  you  have  too 
many  enemies. 

Mary.  I  do  not  mind  them  while  you  are  with 
me.  Am  I  wild  ?  You  have  frightened  me  so  I 
scarcely  know  what  I  say. 

Bothwett.  A  part  of  your  understanding,  most 
gracious  lady !  seems  at  last  to  have  fallen  on  me. 

Mary.  Whither  now  would  you  carry  me? 
You  know  it  is  quite  against  my  will :  absolute 
downright  force. 

Bothwett.  Pardon,  sweet  lady !  pardon  my  ex- 
cess of  zeal  and  devotion,  my  unutterable  . . 

Mary.  What? 

Bothwett.  Love. 

Mary.  A  subject's  is  loyalty.   Love  indeed  ! 

Bothwett.  Let  me  perish,  but  not  against  an 
iceberg. 

Mary.  Ah,  bold  cruel  man !  this  is  scoffing. 
Does  it  end  so  ! 

Bothwell.  Nay,  never  let  it  end  so ;  never  let 
it  end  at  all ;  let  one  thing  under  heaven  be 
eternal. 

Mary.  As  if  I,  so  helpless  a  creature,  could 
order  it. 

Bothwell.  What  have  the  Powers  above  denied 
you? 

Mary.  Happiness,  innocence,  peace.  No,  they 
did  not  deny  them.  Bothwell !  Bothwell !  they 
were  mine ;  were  they  not  ? 

Bothwett.  And  good  things  they  are,  no  doubt;  but 
there  are  other  good  things  beside  ;  all  which  you 
possess,  and  these  too.  These  should  not  always 
be  shut  up  in  the  casket.  Where  there  are  peace 
and  happiness,  there  is  sure  to  be  innocence  ;  for 
what  else  can  anyone  wish  1  but  those  who  can 
bring  them  into  the  hearts  of  others,  and  will  not, 
I  never  will  call  innocent.  I  do  not  remember 
that  any  living  person  has  entreated  me  and  met 
with  a  refusal. 

Mary.  Ah  !  such  men  may  be  beloved,  but  can 
not  love.  What  is  that  to  me  ?  It  is  unbecoming 
in  me  to  reason  with  a  profligate,  or  to  listen  any 
longer.  You  have  often  run  then  into  such 
courses  ? 


Bothwett.  Alas  !  from  my  youth  upward  I  have 
always  been  liable  to  these  paroxysms. 

Mary.  For  shame!  I  do  not  understand  a 
single  word  of  what  you  are  saying.  Again  I  ask 
you,  and  I  insist  upon  an  answer,  whither  are  you 
conducting  me ! 

Bothwell.  To  freedom,  to  safety,  to  the  protec- 
tion of  a  dutiful  subject,  to  the  burning  heart  of 
a  gallant  man. 

Mary.  I  am  frightened  out  of  my  senses  at  the 
mere  mention  of  any  such  things.  What  can  you 
possibly  mean  1  I  never  knew  the  like.  I  will 
not  hear  of  it,  you  rebel !  And  you  dare  already . . 

Bothwell.  Do  you  look  so  sternly  on  me,  when 
you  yourself  have  reduced  me  to  this  extremity? 
And  now,  worse !  worse  !  do  you  deprive  me  of 
the  last  breath,  by  turning  away  from  me  those 
eyes,  the  bright  unerring  stars  of  my  destiny  ? 

Mary.  If  they  had  any  power  (but  they  have 
none  !)  I  would  strike  you  almost  dead  with  them 
for  that  audacity?  Again?  0  madman!  madman! 
madman ! 

Bothwell.  To  mistake  the  lips  for  the  hand! 
hallucination ! 

Mary.  Now  if  you  should  (and  you  must !)  be 
overtaken ! 

Bothwell.  You  would  deliver  me  up  to  death 
and  ignominy? 

Mary.  Our  pure  religion  teaches  us  forgiveness. 

Bothwell. 

Then  by  my  troth  is  it  pure  and  bright 
As  a  pewter  plate  on  a  Saturday  night. 

Here  is  a  stave  of  my  own  to  its  honour  and  glory. 

Mary.  You  sing  too  ? 

Bothwell.  Yes ;  but  I  am  no  tenor. 

Mary  (aside).  Ah !  sweet  soul !  thou  *  wert 
gentle,  fond,  and  faithful ! 

Bothwell  (catching  the  last  word).  Capital  for 
the  faithful :  and  moreover  it  is  the  cleverest  and 
rarest  religion  in  the  world.  Few,  even  of  the 
adventurously  pious,  so  far  interfere  with  the 
attributes  of  the  Almighty  as  to  take  pardon  into 
their  own  hands  .  .  unless  for  offences  against 
others.  There  indeed  they  find  as  little  difficulty 
in  practising  as  in  preaching. 

Mary.  I  am  quite  edified  at  seeing  you  grow  so 
serious.  I  once  heard  that  you  had  abandoned 
the  religion  of  your  ancestors. 

Bothwett.  I  did  not  abandon  it ;  it  dropped  off 
me  unaware.  Now  to  prove  my  constancy,  I  never 
would  take  another.  It  is  hard  that  a  man  like 
me  should  be  accused  of  irreligion.  They  may  do 
anything  with  me  they  like,  if  they  will  only  let 
me  be  quiet.  I  am  long-suffering :  I  never  preach 
again. 

Mary.  Well ;  at  least  you  have  not  fallen  into 
heresy  ?  you  are  not  malignant  ? 

Bothwett.  By  Jupiter !  no ;  neither  the  one  nor 
the  other.  Sweet  gracious  lady !  how  could  you 
suspect  me  ? 

Mary.  Because  you  men  are  so  violent  and  so 


*  Thinking  of  Kizzio. 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


fond  of  change.   You  will  never  hear  reason ;  you 
will  never  do  your  duty. 

BoOiwell.  By  the  stare  above  !  I  will  do  mine 
before  I  ever  presume  to  pray  again. 

Mary.  And  so,  you  dare  to  swear  and  laugh  in 
my  presence !    I  do  really  think,  Bothwell,  you 
are  one  of  the  most  impudent  men  I  ever  met 
withal. 
/  Bothwdl.  Ah,  my  beloved  lady  ! 

Mary.  Stop,  stop !  I  shall  not  let  you  say  that. 

Botiiwell.  My  most  gracious  queen  and  mistress ! 

Mary.  You  are  now,  I  believe,  within  the  rules 
and  regulations  .  .  that  is,  if  you  would  not  look 
up  to  me  in  such  a  very  odd  way.  Modest  men 
always  look  down  on  the  eyelashes,  not  between 
them.  « 

Bothvsett.  Happy  the  modest  men,  if  they  do. 

Mary.  There !  now  you  look  exactly  as  you 
should  always. 

Bothwell.  Faint  as  I  am  and  sinking  betwixt 
fear  and  love,  I  feel  that,  by  thus  taking  my  hand, 
your  Highness  in  part  forgives  and  entirely  pities 
the  most  unfortunate  of  your  servants.  For  surely 
he  is  the  most  unfortunate,  who,  having  ventured 
the  most  to  serve  you,  has  given  you  thereby  the 
most  offence.  I  do  not  say  I  hazarded  my  free- 
dom ;  it  was  lost  when  I  first  beheld  you  :  I  do 
not  say  I  hazarded  my  life ;  I  had  none  until 
to-day :  and  who  dares  touch  it  on  the  altar  where 
I  devote  it.  Lady !  vouchsafe  to  hear  me ! 

Mary.  What  a  rough  hand  you  have,  Bothwell ! 
what  a  heavy  one!  and  (holy  Virgin!)  what  a 
vastly  broad  one ;  it  would  cover  I  don't  know 
what !  and  what  a  briary  bower  of  hair  over-arch- 
ing it !  Curious  !  it  is  quite  red  all  over;  every- 
where but  where  there  is  this  long  scar;  and  these 
two  ugly  warts.  Do  I  hurt  you  ] 

Bothwell.  My  heart  and  every  fibre  feel  it,  but 
can  well  bear  it. 

Mary.  How  much  whiter  the  back  of  the  hand 
is,  for  a  moment,  by  just  passing  two  fingers  over 
it !  look  !  But  really  warts  are  frightful  things ; 
and  scars  not  much  better.  And  yet  there  are 
silly  girls  who,  when  they  have  nothing  else  to 
think  about,  could  kiss  them. 

Bothwell.  Ay,  ay;  but  be  girls  as  silly  as  they  will, 
I  never  let  them  play  such  idle  tricks  with  me. 

Mary.  I  am  glad  to  hear  it :  I  fancied  you  had 


said  something  very  different :  you  must  not  joke ; 
it  vexes  inc. 

Bothwell.  The  warts  will  vanish  under  the  royal 
touch.  As  for  the  scar,  I  would  not  lose  the  scar 
for  the  crown  of  Scotland,  in  defence  whereof  I 
fairly  won  it. 

Mary.  0 !  you  are  a  very  brave  man,  but  a  very 
bold  one. 

Bothwell.  Illiterate  and  ignorant  as  I  am,  I 
would  gladly  learn  from  the  best-informed  and 
most  intellectual  of  God's  creatures,  where  lies  the 
difference. 

Mary.  I  don't  know,  I  don't  know ;  I  am  quite 
bewildered.  Move  your  hand  off  my  knee.  Do 
not  lay  your  cheek  there,  sir ! 

0  Bothwell !  I  am  tired  to  death.  Take  me 
back !  0  take  me  back  !  pray  do  !  if  you  have 
any  pity. 

Bothwell.  Would  your  Highness  'he  pleased  to 
repose  awhile,  and  remain  by  yourself  in  a  chamber 
up-stairs  ? 

Mary.  I  think  it  might  do  me  good. 

Bothwdl.  May  I  order  the  trustiest  of  the  hand- 
maidens to  attend  your  Highness  1 

Mary.  You  may.  Go,  go  ;  I  thought  I  desired 
you  before  not  to  look  up  at  me  in  that  manner. 
Thank  you,  gentle  Bothwell !  I  did  not  speak 
too  harshly,  did  I  ]  If  I  did,  you  may  kiss  my 
hand. 

Bothwell.  If  this  scar  and  these  warts  (which 
are  fast  disappearing,  I  perceive)  are  become  less 
frightful  to  your  Highness,  might  the  humblest  of 
your  servitors  crave  permission  to  conduct  your 
Highness  nigh  unto  the  chamber-door  ? 

Mary.  Ah  me !  where  are  my  own  women  1 
where  are  my  ushers  ? 

Bothwell.  Your  Highness,  in  all  your  wrongs 
and  straits,  has  the  appointment  of  one  super- 
numerary. 

Mary.  Be  it  so :  I  can  not  help  myself,  as  you 
know ;  and  the  blame  is  all  yours. 

Bothwell.  When  your  Highness  is  ready  to 
receive  the  services  of  the  handmaiden,  how  may 
it  please  your  Highness  that  she  shall  know  it? 

Mary.  Let  her  tap  twice  with  her  knuckles  :  I 
can  open  the  door  myself .  .  or  she  may. 

Bothwdl.  My  queen's  most  gracious  commands 
shall  be  duly  executed. 


TASSO  AND  CORNELIA. 


Tasso.  She  is  dead,  Cornelia !  she  is  dead ! 

Cornelia.  Torquato !  my  Torquato !  after  so 
many  years  of  separation  do  I  bend  once  more 
your  beloved  head  to  my  embrace  ] 

Tasso.  She  is  dead ! 

Cornelia.  Tenderest  of  brothers !  bravest  and 
best  and  most  unfortunate  of  men !  What,  in  the 
name  of  heaven !  so  bewilders  you  ] 

Tasso.  Sister !  sister !  sister !  I  could  not  save 
her. 

Cornel'la.  Certainly  it  was  a  sad  event;  and 
they  who  are  out  of  spirits  may  be  ready  to  take 


it  for  an  evil  omen.  At  this  season  of  the  year 
the  vintagers  are  joyous  and  negligent. 

Tasso.  How  !  what  is  this  ] 

Cornelia.  The  little  girl  was  crushed,  they  say, 
by  a  wheel  of  the  car  laden  with  grapes,  as  she 
held  out  a  handful  of  vine-leaves  to  one  of  the 
oxen.  And  did  you  happen  to  be  there  just  at 
the  moment  1 

Tasso.  So  then  the  little  too  can  suffer !  the 
ignorant,  the  indigent,  the  unaspiring!  Poor 
child  !  She  was  kind-hearted,  else  never  would 
calamity  have  befallen  her. 


TASSO  AND  CORNELIA. 


183 


Cornelia.  I  wish  you  had  not  seen  the  accident. 

Tasso.  I  see  it  1  I  ?  I  saw  it  not.  No  other  is 
crushed  where  I  am.  The  little  girl  died  for  her 
kindness !  Natural  death  ! 

Cornelia.  Be  calm,  be  composed,  my  brother  ! 

Tasso.  You  would  not  require  me  to  be  com- 
posed or  calm  if  you  comprehended  a  thousandth 
part  of  my  sufferings. 

Cornelia.  Peace  !  peace  !  we  know  them  all. 

Tasso.  Who  has  dared  to  name  them?  Im- 
prisonment, derision,  madness. 

Cornelia.  Hush  !  sweet  Torquato  !  If  ever  these 
existed,  they  are  past. 

Tasso.  You  do  think  they  are  sufferings  ?  ay? 

Cornelia.  Too  surely. 

Tasso.  No,  not  too  surely  :  I  will  not  have  that 
answer.  They  would  have  been;  but  Leonora  was 
then  living.  Unmanly  as  I  am  !  did  I  complain 
of  them  ?  and  while  she  was  left  me  ? 

Cornelia.  My  own  Torquato  !  is  there  no  com- 
fort in  a  sister's  love  ?  Is  there  no  happiness  but 
under  the  passions?  Think,  0  my  brother,  how 
many  courts  there  are  in  Italy  :  are  the  princes 
more  fortunate  than  you  ?  Which  among  them 
all  loves  truly,  deeply,  and  virtuously  1  Among 
them  all  is  there  any  one,  for  his  genius,  for  his 
generosity,  for  his  gentleness,  ay,  for  his  mere 
humanity,  worthy  to  be  beloved  1 

Tasso.  Princes !  talk  to  me  of  princes !  How 
much  cross-grained  wood  a  little  gypsum  covers! 
a  little  carmine  quite  beautifies  !  Wet  your  fore- 
finger with  your  spittle ;  stick  a  broken  gold-leaf  on 
the  sinciput ;  clip  off  a  beggar's  beard  to  make  it 
tresses ;  kiss  it ;  fall  down  before  it ;  worship  it. 
Are  you  not  irradiated  by  the  light  of  its  coun- 
tenance !  Princes !  princes  !  Italian  princes ! 
Estes  !  What  matters  that  costly  carrion  ?  Who 
thinks  about  it  ?  (After  a  pause).  She  is  dead ! 
She  is  dead ! 

Cornelia.  We  have  not  heard  it  here. 

Tasso.  At  Sorrento  you  hear  nothing  but  the 
light  surges  of  the  •sea,  and  the  sweet  sprinkles  of 
the  guitar. 

Cornelia.  Suppose  the  worst  to  be  true. 

Tasso.  Always,  always. 

Cornelia.  If  she  ceases,  as  then  perhaps  she  must, 
to  love  and  to  lament  you,  think  gratefully,  con- 
tentedly, devoutly,  that  her  arms  had  clasped  your 
neck  before  they  were  crossed  upon  her  bosom,  in 
that  long  sleep  which  you  have  rendered  placid, 
and  from  which  your  harmonious  voice  shall  once 
more  awaken  her.  Yes,  Torquato !  her  bosom  had 
throbbed  to  yours,  often  and  often,  before  the 
organ-peal  shook  the  fringes  round  the  catafalc. 
Is  not  this  much,  from  one  so  high,  so  beautiful  ] 

Tasso.  Much?  yes;  for  abject  me.  But  I  did 
so  love  her  !  so  love  her ! 

Cornelia.  Ah !  let  the  tears  flow :  she  sends 
you  that  balm  from  heaven. 

Tasso.  So  love  her  did  poor  Tasso  !  Else,  0  Cor- 
nelia, it  had  indeed  been  much.  I  thought, 
in  the  simplicity  of  my  heart,  that  God  was  as  great 
as  an  emperor,  and  could  bestow  and  had  bestowed 
on  me  as  much  as  the  German  had  conferred  or 


could  confer  on  his  vassal.  No  part  of  my  insanity 
was  ever  held  in  such  ridicule  as  this.  And  yet 
the  idea  cleaves  to  me  strangely,  and  is  liable 
to  stick  to  my  shroud. 

Cornelia.  Woe  betide  the  woman  who  bids  you 
to  forget  that  woman  who  has  loved  you  :  she  sins 
against  her  sex.  Leonora  was  unblameable.  Never 
think  ill  of  her  for  what  you  have  suffered. 

Tasso.  Think  ill  of  her?  I?  I?  I?  No;  those 
we  love,  we  love  for  everything ;  even  for  the  pain 
they  have  given  us.  But  she  gave  me  none :  it 
was  where  she  was  not,  that  pain  was. 

Cornelia.  Surely,  if  love  and  sorrow  are  destined 
for  companionship,  there  is  no  reason  why  the 
last  comer  of  the  two  should  supersede  the  first. 

Tasso.  Argue  with  me,  and  you  drive  me  into 
darkness.  I  am  easily  persuaded  and  led  on  while 
no  reasons  are  thrown  before  me.  With  these  you 
have  made  my  temples  throb  again.  Just  Heaven ! 
dost  thou  grant  us  fairer  fields,  and  wider,  for  the 
whirlwind  to  lay  waste  ?  Dost  thou  build  us  up 
habitations  above  the  street,  above  the  palace, 
above  the  citadel,  for  the  Plague  to  enter  and 
carouse  in  ?  Has  not  my  youth  paid  its  dues,  paid 
its  penalties  ?  Can  not  our  griefs  come  first,  while 
we  have  strength  to  bear  them  ?  The  fool !  the 
fool !  who  thinks  it  a  misfortune  that  his  love  is 
unrequited.  Happier  young  man !  look  at  the 
violets  until  thou  drop  asleep  on  them.  Ah !  but 
thou  must  wake ! 

Cornelia.  0  heavens  !  what  must  you  have  suf- 
fered !  for  a  man's  heart  is  sensitive  in  proportion 
to  its  greatness. 

Tasso.  And  a  woman's  ? 

Cornelia.  Alas !  I  know  not ;  but  I  think  it  can 
be  no  other.  Comfort  thee,  comfort  thee,  dear 
Torquato ! 

Tasso.  Then  do  not  rest  thy  face  upon  my  arm  ; 
it  so  reminds  me  of  her.  And  thy  tears  too !  they 
melt  me  into  her  grave. 

Cornelia.  Hear  you  not  her  voice  as  it  appeals 
to  you  ?  saying  to  you,  as  the  priests  around  have 
been  saying  to  her,  Blessed  soul !  rest  in  peace  ! 

Tasso.  I  heard  it  not ;  and  yet  I  am  sure  she 
said  it.  A  thousand  times  has  she  repeated  it, 
laying  her  hand  on  my  heart  to  quiet  it,  simple 
girl !  She  told  it  to  rest  in  peace  .  .  and  she  went 
from  me !  Insatiable  love  !  ever  self-torturer, 
never  self-destroyer!  the  world,  with  all  its  weight 
of  miseries,  can  not  crush  thee,  can  not  keep  thee 
down.  Generally  men's  tears,  like  the  droppings 
of  certain  springs,  only  harden  and  petrify  what 
they  fall  on ;  but  mine  sank  deep  into  a  tender 
heart,  and  were  its  very  blood.  Never  will  I 
believe  she  has  left  me  utterly.  Oftentimes,  and 
long  before  her  departure,  I  fancied  we  were  in 
heaven  together.  I  fancied  it  in  the  fields,  in  the 
gardens,  in  the  palace,  in  the  prison.  I  fancied  it 
in  the  broad  daylight,  when  my  eyes  were  open, 
when  blessed  spirits  drew  around  me  that  golden 
circle  which  one  only  of  earth's  inhabitants  could 
enter.  Oftentimes  in  my  sleep  also  I  fancied  it ; 
and  sometimes  in  the  intermediate  state,  in  that 
serenity  which  breathes  about  the  transported 


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soul,  enjoying  its  pure  and  perfect  rest,  a  span 
below  the  feet  of  the  Immortal. 

Cornelia.  She  has  not  left  you ;  do  not  disturb 
her  peace  by  these  repinings. 

Tasso.  She  will  bear  with  them.  Thou  knowest 
not  what  she  was,  Cornelia ;  for  I  wrote  to  thee 
about  her  while  she  seemed  but  human.  In  my 
hours  of  sadness,  not  only  her  beautiful  form,  but 
her  very  voice  bent  over  me.  How  girlish  in  the 
gracefulness  of  her  lofty  form  !  how  pliable  in  her 
majesty !  what  composure  at  my  petulance  and 
reproaches  !  what  pity  in  her  reproofs !  Like  the 
air  that  angels  breathe  in  the  metropolitan  temple 
of  the  Christian  world,  her  soul  at  every  season 
preserved  one  temperature.  But  it  was  when  she 
could  and  did  love  me !  Unchanged  must  ever 
be  the  blessed  one  who  has  leaned  in  fond  security 
on  the  unchangeable.  The  purifying  flame  shoots 
upward,  and  is  the  glory  that  encircles  their  brows 
when  they  meet  above. 

Cornelia.  Indulge  in  these  delightful  thoughts, 
my  Torquato !  and  believe  that  your  love  is  and 
ought  to  be  imperishable  as  your  glory.  Gene- 
rations of  men  move  forward  in  endless  procession 
to  consecrate  and  commemorate  both.  Colour- 
grinders  and  gilders,  year  after  year,  are  bargained 
with  to  refresh  the  crumbling  monuments  and 
tarnished  decorations  of  rude  unregarded  royalty, 
and  to  fasten  the  nails  that  cramp  the  crown  upon 
its  head.  Meanwhile,  in  the  laurels  of  my  Tor- 
quato there  will  always  be  one  leaf  above  man's 
reach,  above  time's  wrath  and  injury,  inscribed 
with  the  name  of  Leonora. 

Tasso.  0  Jerusalem  !  I  have  not  then  sung  in 
vain  the  Holy  Sepulchre. 

Cornelia.  After  such  devotion  of  your  genius, 
you  have  undergone  too  many  misfortunes. 

Tasso.  Congratulate  the  man  who  has  had 
many,  and  may  have  more.  I  have  had,  I  have, 
I  can  have,  one  only. 

Cornelia.  Life  runs  not  smoothly  at  all  seasons, 
even  with  the  happiest ;  but  after  a  long  course, 
the  rocks  subside,  the  views  widen,  and  it  flows 
on  more  equably  at  the  end. 

Tasso.  Have  the  stars  smooth  surfaces?  No, 
no ;  but  how  they  shine  ! 

Cornelia.  Capable  of  thoughts  so  exalted,  so 
far  above  the  earth  we  dwell  on,  why  suffer  any 
to  depress  and  anguish  you  ? 

Tasso.  Cornelia,  Cornelia  !  the  mind  has  within 
it  temples  and  porticoes  and  palaces  and  towers: 
the  mind  has  under  it,  ready  for  the  course,  steeds 
brighter  than  the  sun  and  stronger  than  the 
storm ;  and  beside  them  stand  winged  chariots, 
more  in  number  than  the  Psalmist  hath  attributed 
to  the  Almighty.  The  mind,  I  tell  thee  again, 
hath  its  hundred  gates,  compared  whereto  the 
Theban  are  but  willow  wickets;  and  all  those 
hundred  gates  can  genius  throw  open.  But  there 
are  some  that  groan  heavily  on  their  hinges,  and 
the  hand  of  God  alone  can  close  them. 

Cornelia.  Torquato  has  thrown  open  those  of 
bis  holy  temple ;  Torquato  hath  stood,  another 
angel,  at  his  tomb ;  and  am  I  the  sister  of  Tor- 


quato ?  Kiss  me,  my  brother,  and  let  my  tears 
run  only  from  my  pride  and  joy  !  Princes  have 
bestowed  knighthood  on  the  worthy  and  unwor- 
thy ;  thou  hast  called  forth  those  princes  from 
their  ranks,  pushing  back  the  arrogant  and  pre- 
sumptuous of  them  like  intrusive  varlets,  and  con- 
ferring on  the  bettennost  crowns  and  robes, 
imperishable  and  unfading. 

Tasso.  I  seem  to  live  back  into  those  days.  I  feel 
the  helmet  on  my  head ;  I  wave  the  standard  over 
it :  brave  men  smile  upon  me ;  beautiful  maidens 
pull  them  gently  back  by  the  scarf,  and  will  not 
let  them  break  my  slumber,  nor  undraw  the 
curtain.  Corneliolina !  .  .  . 

Cornelia.  Well,  my  dear  brother  !  why  do  you 
stop  so  suddenly  in  the  midst  of  them  ?  They 
are  the  pleasantest  and  best  company,  and  they 
make  you  look  quite  happy  and  joyous. 

Tasso.  Corneliolina,  dost  thou  remember  Ber- 
gamo] What  city  was  ever  so  celebrated  for 
honest  and  valiant  men,  in  all  classes,  or  for  beau- 
tiful girls !  There  is  but  one  class  of  those  : 
Beauty  is  above  all  ranks ;  the  true  Madonna,  the 
patroness  and  bestower  of  felicity,  the  queen  of 
heaven. 

Cornelia.  Hush,  Torquato,  hush  !  talk  not  so. 

Tasso.  What  rivers,  how  sunshiny  and  revelling, 
are  the  Brembo  and  the  Serio  !  What  a  country 
the  Valtellina  !  I  went  back  to  our  father's  house, 
thinking  to  find  thee  again,  my  little  sister; 
thinking  to  kick  away  thy  ball  of  yellow  silk  as 
thou  wast  stooping  for  it,  to  make  thee  run  after 
me  and  beat  me.  I  woke  early  in  the  morning ; 
thou  wert  grown  up  and  gone.  Away  to  Sorrento  : 
I  knew  the  road  :  a  few  strides  brought  me  back  : 
here  I  am.  To-morrow,  my  Cornelia,  we  will 
walk  together,  as  we  used  to  do,  into  the  cool  and 
quiet  caves  on  the  shore ;  and  we  will  catch  the 
little  breezes  as  they  come  in  and  go  out  again 
on  the  backs  of  the  jocund  waves. 

Cornelia.  We  will  indeed  to-morrow ;  but  before 
we  set  out  we  must  take  a  few  hours'  rest,  that  we 
may  enioy  our  ramble  the  better. 

Tasso.  Our  Sorrentines,  I  see,  are  grown  rich 
and  avaricious.  They  have  uprooted  the  old  pome- 
granate hedges,  and  have  built  high  walls  to  pro- 
hibit the  wayfarer  from  their  vineyards. 

Cornelia.  I  have  a  basket  of  grapes  for  you  in 
the  book-room  that  overlooks  our  garden. 

Tasso.  Does  the  old  twisted  sage-tree  grow  still 
against  the  window  ? 

Cornelia.  It  harboured  too  many  insects  at 
last,  and  there  was  always  a  nest  of  scorpions  in 
the  crevice. 

Tasso.  0 !  what  a  prince  of  a  sage-tree !  And 
the  well  too,  with  its  bucket  of  shining  metal, 
large  enough  for  the  largest  cocomero  *  to  cool  in 
it  for  dinner. 

Cornelia.  The  well,  I  assure  you,  is  as  cool  as  ever. 

Tasso.  Delicious !  delicious !  And  the  stone- 
work round  it,  bearing  no  other  marks  of  waste 
than  my  pruning-hook  and  dagger  left  behind  ] 


*  Water-melon. 


TASSO  AND  CORNELIA. 


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Cornelia.  None  whatever. 

Tasso.  White  in  that  place  no  longer  1  There 
has  been  time  enough  for  it  to  become  all  of  one 
colour ;  grey,  mossy,  half-decayed. 

Cornelia.  No,  no;  not  even  the  rope  has  wanted 
repair. 

Tasso.  Who  sings  yonder  ? 

Cornelia.  Enchanter !  No  sooner  did  you  say 
the  word  cocome.ro,  than  here  comes  a  boy  carry- 
ing one  upon  his  head. 

Tasso.  Listen !  listen !  I  have  read  in  some 
book  or  other  those  verses  long  ago.  They  are 
not  unlike  my  Aminta.  The  very  words ! 

Cornelia.  Purifier  of  love,  and  humaniser  of 
ferocity !  how  many,  my  Torquato,  will  your 
gentle  thoughts  make  happy ! 

Tasso.  At  this  moment  I  almost  think  I  am 
one  among  them.* 

Cornelia.  Be  quite  persuaded  of  it.  Come, 
brother,  come  with  me.  You  shall  bathe  your 
heated  brow  and  weary  limbs  in  the  chamber  of 
your  childhood.  It  is  there  we  are  always  the 
most  certain  of  repose.  The  boy  shall  sing  to 
you  those  sweet  verses ;  and  we  will  reward  him 
with  a  slice  of  his  own  fruit. 

Tasso.  He  deserves  it ;  cut  it  thick. 

Cornelia.  Come  then,  my  truant !  Come  along, 
my  sweet  smiling  Torquato  ! 

Tasso.  The  passage  is  darker  than  ever.  Is 
this  the  way  to  the  little  court  ?  Surely  those  are 
not  the  steps  that  lead  down  toward  the  bath? 
0  yes  !  we  are  right ;  I  smell  the  lemon-blossoms. 
Beware  of  the  old  wilding  that  bears  them ;  it 
may  catch  your  veil ;  it  may  scratch  your  fingers ! 
Pray,  take  care :  it  has  many  thorns  about  it. 
And  now,  Leonora !  you  shall  hear  my  last  verses ! 
Lean  your  ear  a  little  toward  me;  for  I  must 
repeat  them  softly  under  this  low  archway,  else 

*  The  miseries  of  Tasso  arose  not  only  from  the  imagina- 
tion and  the  heart.  In  the  metropolis  of  the  Christian 
world,  with  many  admirers  and  many  patrons,  bishops, 
cardinals,  princes,  he  was  left  destitute,  and  almost 
famished.  These  are  his  own  words :  "  Appena  in  questo 
state  ho  comprato  due  meloni :  e  benche  io  sia  stato  quasi 
sempre  in/ermo,  molte  volte  mi  sono  contentato  del :  manzo 
e  la  ministra  di  latte  o  di  zucca,  quando  ho  potuto  averne, 
mi  e  stata  in  vece  di  delizie."  In  another  part  he  says 
that  he  was  unable  to  pay  the  carriage  of  a  parcel.  No 
wonder ;  if  he  had  not  wherewithal  to  buy  enough  of  zucca 
for  a  meal.  Even  had  he  been  in  health  and  appetite,  he 
might  have  satisfied  his  hunger  with  it  for  about  five  far- 
things, and  have  left  half  for  supper.  And  now  a  word  on 
his  insanity.  Having  been  so  imprudent  not  only  as  to 
make  it  too  evident  in  his  poetry  that  he  was  the  lover  of 
Leonora,  but  also  to  signify  (not  very  obscurely)  that  his 
love  was  returned,  he  much  perplexed  the  Duke  of  Fer- 
rara,  who,  with  great  discretion,  suggested  to  him  the 
necessity  of  feigning  madness.  The  lady's  honour  re- 
quired it  from  a  brother  ;  and  a  true  lover,  to  convince  the 
world,  would  embrace  the  project  with  alacrity.  But  there 
was  no  reason  why  the  seclusion  should  be  in  a  dungeon, 
or  why  exercise  and  air  should  be  interdicted.  This  cruelty, 
and  perhaps  his  uncertainty  of  Leonora's  compassion,  may 
well  be  imagined  to  have  produced  at  last  the  malady  he 
had  feigned.  But  did  Leonora  love  Tasso  as  a  man  would 
be  loved  ?  If  we  wish  to  do  her  honour,  let  us  hope  it : 
for  what  greater  glory  can  there  be,  than  to  have  estimated 
at  the  full  value  so  exalted  a  genius,  so  affectionate  and 
so  generous  a  heart ! 


others  may  hear  them  too.  Ah !  you  press  my 
hand  once  more.  Drop  it,  drop  it !  or  the  verses 
will  sink  into  my  breast  again,  and  lie  there 
silent !  Good  girl ! 

Many,  well  I  know,  there  are 

Ready  in  your  joys  to  share, 

And  (I  never  blame  it)  you 

Are  almost  as  ready  too. 

But  when  comes  the  darker  day, 

And  those  friends  have  dropt  away, 

Which  is  there  among  them  all 

You  should,  if  you  could,  recall  ? 

One  who  wisely  loves  and  well 

Hears  and  shares  the  griefs  you  tell ; 

Him  you  ever  call  apart 

When  the  springs  o'erflow  the  heart ; 

For  you  know  that  he  alone 

Wishes-they  were  but  his  own. 

Give,  while  these  he  may  divide, 

Smiles  to  all  the  world  beside. 

Cornelia.  We  are  now  in  the  full  light  of  the 
chamber :  can  not  you  remember  it,  having  looked 
so  intently  all  around  ? 

Tasso.  0  sister!  I  could  have  slept  another  hour. 
You  thought  I  wanted  rest :  why  did  you  waken  me 
so  early?  I  could  have  slept  another  hour  or  longer. 
AVhat  a  dream  !  But  I  am  calm  and  happy. 

Cornelia.  May  you  never  more  be  otherwise  ! 
Indeed,  he  can  not  be  whose  last  verses  are  such 
as  those. 

Tasso.  Have  you  written  any  since  that 
morning  ] 

Cornelia.  What  morning  1 
Tasso.  When  you  caught  the  swallow  in  my 
curtains,  and  trod  upon  my  knees  in  catching  it, 
luckily  with  naked  feet.     The  little  girl  of  thir- 
teen laughed  at  the  outcry  of  her  brother  Torqua- 
tino,  and  sang  without  a  blush  her  earliest  lay. 
Cornelia.  I  do  not  recollect  it. 
Tasso.  I  do. 

Rondinello !  rondinello ! 
Tu  sei  nero,  ma  sei  bello. 
Cosa  fa  se  tu  sei  nero  ? 
Rondinello  !  sei  il  primiero 
De'  volanti,  palpitanti, 
( K  vi  sono  quanti  quanti !) 
Mai  tenuto  a  questo  petto, 
E  perci6  sei  il  mio  diletto.* 

Cornelia.  Here  is  the  cocomero ;  it  can  not  be 
more  insipid.  Try  it. 

Tasso.  Where  is  the  boy  who  brought  it? 
where  is  the  boy  who  sang  my  Aminta  ?  Serve 
him  first;  give  him  largely.  Cut  deeper;  the 
knife  is  too  short :  deeper;  mia  brava  Corneliolina ! 
quite  through  all  the  red,  and  into  the  middle  of 
the  seeds.  Well  done ! 


*  The  author  wrote  the  verses  first  in  English,  but  he 
found  it  easy  to  write  them  better  in  Italian  :  they  stood 
in  the  text  as  below :  they  only  do  for  a  girl  of  thirteen  : 

Swallow !  swallow  !  though  so  jetty 

Are  your  pinions,  you  are  pretty : 

And  what  matter  were  it  though 

You  were  blacker  than  a  crow  ? 

Of  the  many  birds  that  fly 

'And  how  many  pass  me  by !  • 

You  're  the  first  I  ever  prest, 

Of  the  many,  to  my  breast: 

Therefore  it  is  very  right 

You  should  be  my  own  delight. 


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SOLON  AND  PISISTRATUS. 


•  Pisistratus.  Here  is  a  proof,  Solon,  if  any  were 
wanting,  that  either  my  power  is  small  or  my 
inclination  to  abuse  it :  you  speak  just  as  freely  to 
me  as  formerly,  and  add  unreservedly,  which  you 
never  did  before,  the  keenest  sarcasms  and  the 
bitterest  reproaches.  Even  such  a  smile  as  that, 
so  expressive  of  incredulity  and  contempt,  would 
arouse  a  desire  of  vengeance,  difficult  to  controll, 
in  any  whom  you  could  justly  call  impostor  and 
usurper. 

Solon.  I  do  you  no  injustice,  Pisistratus,  which 
I  should  do  if  I  feared  you.  Neither  your  policy 
nor  your  temper,  neither  your  early  education  nor 
the  society  you  have  since  frequented,  and  whose 
power  over  the  mind  and  affections  you  can  not 
at  once  throw  off,  would  permit  you  to  kill  or 
imprison,  or  even  to  insult  or  hurt  me.  Such  an 
action,  you  well  know,  would  excite  in  the  people 
of-  Athens  as  vehement  a  sensation  as  your  im- 
posture of  the  wounds,  and  you  would  lose  your 
authority  as  rapidly  as  you  acquired  it.  This 
however,  you  also  know,  is  not  the  consideration 
which  hath  induced  me  to  approach  you,  and  to 
entreat  your  return,  while  the  path  is  yet  open,  to 
reason  and  humanity. 

Pisistratus.  What  inhumanity,  my  friend,  have 
I  committed? 

Solon.  No  deaths,  no  tortures,  no  imprison- 
ments, no  stripes :  but  worse  than  these ;  the 
conversion  of  our  species  into  a  lower ;  a  crime 
which  the  poets  never  feigned,  in  the  wild  at- 
tempts of  the  Titans  or  others  who  rebelled 
against  the  gods,  and  against  the  order  they  esta- 
blished here  below. 

Pisistratus.  Why  then  should  you  feign  it 
ofmel 

Solon.  I  do  not  feign  it ;  and  you  yourself  shall 
bear  me  witness  that  no  citizen  is  further  removed 
from  falsehood,  from  the  perversion  of  truth  by 
the  heat  of  passion,  than  Solon.  Choose  between 
the  friendship  of  the  wise  and  the  adulation  of  the 
vulgar.  Choose,  do  I  say,  Pisistratus  1  no,  you  can 
not :  your  choice  is  already  made.  Choose  then 
between  a  city  in  the  dust  and  a  city  flourishing. 

Pisistratus.  How  so  ]  who  could  hesitate  ? 

Solon.  If  the  souls  of  the  citizens  are  debased, 
who  cares  whether  its  walls  and  houses  be  still 
upright  or  thrown  down  ]  When  free  men  become 
the  property  of  one,  when  they  are  brought  to 
believe  that  their  interests  repose  on  him  alone, 
and  must  arise  from  him,  their  best  energies  are 
broken  irreparably.  They  consider  his  will  as  the 
rule  of  their  conduct,  leading  to  emolument  and 
dignity,  securing  from  spoliation,  from  scorn,  from 
contumely,  from  chains,  and  seize  this  compendi- 
ous blessing  (such  they  think_  it)  without  exertion 
and  without  reflection.  From  which  cause  alone 
there  are  several  ancient  nations  so  abject,  that 
they  have  not  produced  in  many  thousand  years 
as  many  rational  creatures  as  we  have  seen 


together  round  one  table  in  the  narrowest  lane  of 
Athens. 

Pisistratus.  But,  Solon,  you  yourself  are  an 
example,  ill  treated  as  you  have  been,  that  the 
levity  of  the  Athenian  people  requires  a  guide 
and  leader. 

Solon.  There  are  those  who  by  their  discourses 
and  conduct,  inflate  and  push  forward  this  levity, 
that  the  guide  and  leader  may  be  called  for ;  and 
who  then  offer  their  kind  services,  modestly,  and 
by  means  of  friends,  in  pity  to  the  weakness  of 
their  fellow-citizens ;  taking  care  not  only  of  their 
follies,  but  also  their  little  store  of  wisdom,  put- 
ting it  out  to  interest  where  they  see  fit,  and 
directing  how  and  where  it  shall  be  expended. 
Generous  hearts !  the  Lacedemonians  themselves, 
in  the  excess  of  their  democracy,  never  were 
more  zealous  that  corn  and  oil  should  be  thrown 
into  the  common  stock,,  than  these  are  that  minds 
should,  and  that  no  one  swell  a  single  line  above 
another.  Their  own  meanwhile  are  fully  ade- 
quate to  all  necessary  and  useful  purposes,  and 
constitute  them  a  superintending  Providence  over 
the  rest. 

Pisistratus.  Solon,  I  did  not  think  you  so  ad- 
dicted to  derision  :  you  make  me  join  you.  This 
in  the  latter  part  is  a  description  of  despotism  ;  a 
monster  of  Asia,  and  not  yet  known  even  in  the 
most  uncivilised  region  of  Europe.  For  the 
Thracians  and  others,  who  have  chieftains,  have 
no  kings,  much  less  despots.  In  speaking  of 
them  we  use  the  word  carelessly,  not  thinking  it 
worth  our  while  to  form  names  for  such  creatures, 
any  more  than  to  form  collars  and  bracelets  for 
them,  or  rings  (if  they  use  them)  for  their  ears 
and  noses. 

Solon.  Preposterous  as  this  is,  there  are  things 
more  so,  under  our  eyes  :  for  instance,  that  the 
sound  should  become  lame,  the  wise  foolish,  and 
this  by  no  affliction  of  disease  or  age.  You  go 
further ;  and  appear  to  wish  that  a  man  should 
become  a  child  again  :  for  what  is  it  else,  when  he 
has  governed  himself,  that  he  should  go  back  to 
be  governed  by  another  1  and  for  no  better  rea- 
son than  because,  as  he  is  told,  that  other  has 
been  knocked  down  and  stabbed.  Incontrover- 
tible proofs  of  his  strength,  his  prudence,  and  the 
love  he  has  been  capable  of  conciliating  in  those 
about  him ! 

Pisistratus.  Solon !  it  would  better  become  the 
gravity  of  your  age,  the  dignity  of  your  character, 
and  the  office  you  assume  of  adviser,  to  address  me 
with  decorous  and  liberal  moderation,  and  to  treat 
me  as  you  find  me. 

Solon.  So  small  a  choice  of  words  is  left  us, 
when  we  pass  out  of  Atticism  into  barbarism,  that 
I  know  not  whether  you,  distinguished  as  you  are 
both  for  the  abundance  and  the  selection  of  them, 
would  call  yourself  in  preference  king  or  tyrant. 
The  latter  is  usually  the  most  violent,  at  least  in 


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the  beginning-;  the  former  the  most  pernicious. 
Tyrants,  like  ravens  and  vultures,  are  solitary  : 
they  either  are  swept  off,  or  languish  and  pine 
away,  and  leave  no  brood  in  their  places.  Kings, 
as  the  origin  of  them  is  amid  the  swamps  and 
wildernesses,  take  deeper  root,  and  germinate  more 
broadly  in  the  loose  and  putrescent  soil,  and  pro- 
pagate their  likenesses  for  several  generations ;  a 
brood  which  (such  is  the  power  of  habitude)  does 
not  seem  monstrous,  even  to  those  whose  corn, 
wine,  and  oil,  it  swallows  up  every  day,  and  whose 
children  it  consumes  in  its  freaks  and  festivals. 
I  am  ignorant  under  what  number  of  them,  at  the 
present  day,  mankind  in  various  countries  lies 
prostrate ;  just  as  ignorant  as  I  am  how  many  are 
the  desarts  and  caverns  of  the  earth,  or  the  eddies 
and  whirlpools  of  the  sea ;  but  I  should  not  be 
surprised  to  find  it  stated  that,  in  Asia  and  Africa, 
there  may  be  a  dozen,  greater  or  less.  Europe 
has  never  been  amazed  at  such  a  portent,  either 
in  the  most  corrupted  or  the  most  uncivilised  of 
her  nations,  as  a  hereditary  chief  in  possession  of 
absolute  power. 

Pisistratus.  The  first  despots  were  tyrannical 
and  cruel. 

Solon.  And  so  the  last  will  be.  This  is  wanting, 
on  some  occasions,  to  arouse  a  people  from  the 
lethargy  of  servitude;  and  therefore  I  would  rather 
see  the  cruellest  usurper  than  the  mildest  king. 
Under  him  men  lose  the  dignity  of  their  nature  : 
under  the  other  they  recover  it. 

Pisistratus.  Hereditary  kkings  too  have  been 
dethroned. 

Solon.  Certainly :  for,  besotted  as  those  must 
be  who  have  endured  them,  some  subject  at  last 
hath  had  the  hardihood  and  spirit  to  kick  that 
fellow  in  the  face  and  trample  on  him,  who  insists 
that  the  shoe  must  fit  him  because  it  fitted  his 
father  and  grandfather,  and  that,  if  his  foot  will 
not  enter,  he  will  pare  and  rasp  it. 

Pisistratus.  The  worst  of  wickedness  is  that  of 
bearing  hard  on  the  unfortunate ;  and  near  it  is 
that  of  running  down  the  fortunate :  yet  these 
are  the  two  commonest  occupations  of  man- 
kind. We  are  despised  if  we  are  helpless;  we 
are  teased  by  petulance  and  tormented  by  re- 
prehension if  we  are  strong.  One  tribe  of  bar- 
barians would  drag  us  into  their  own  dry  desarts, 
and  strip  us  to  the  skin :  another  would  pierce 
us  with  arrows  for  being  naked.  What  is  to  be 
done? 

Solon.  Simpler  men  run  into  no  such  perplexi- 
ties. Your  great  wisdom,  O  Pisistratus !  will 
enable  you  in  some  measure  to  defend  your  con- 
duct ;  but  your  heart  is  the  more  vulnerable  from 
its  very  greatness. 

Pisistratus.  I  intend  to  exert  the  authority  that 
is  conferred  on  me  by  the  people,  in  the  mainte- 
nance of  your  laws,  knowing  no  better. 

Solon.  Better  there  may  be,  but  you  will  render 
worse  necessary ;  and  would  you  have  it  said  here- 
after by  those  who  read  them,  "  Pisistratus  was 
less  wise  than  Solon  ? " 

Pisistratus.  It  must  be  said ;  for  none  among 


men  hath  enjoyed  so  high  a  character  as  you,  in 
wisdom  and  integrity. 

Solon.  Either  you  lie  now,  Pisistratus,  or  you 
lied  when  you  abolished  my  institutions. 

Pisistratus.  They  exist,  and  shall  exist,  I  swear 
to  you. 

Solon.  Yes,  they  exist  like  the  letters  in  a  burnt 
paper,  which  are  looked  down  on  from  curiosity, 
and  just  legible,  while  the  last  of  the  consuming 
fire  is  remaining,  but  they  crumble  at  a  touch, 
and  indeed  fly  before  it,  weightless  and  inco- 
herent. 

Do  you  desire,  Pisistratus,  that  your  family  shall 
inherit  your  anxieties  1  If  you  really  feel  none 
yourself,  which  you  never  will  persuade  me,  nor 
(I  think)  attempt  it,  still  you  may  be  much  hap- 
pier, much  more  secure  and  tranquil,  by  ceasing 
to  possess  what  you  have  acquired  of  late,  provided 
you  cease  early ;  for  long  possession  of  any  pro- 
perty makes  us  anxious  to  retain  it,  and  insensible, 
if  not  to  the  cares  it  brings  with  it,  at  least  to  the 
real  cause  of  them.  Tyrants  will  never  be  per- 
suaded that  their  alarms  and  sorrows,  their  per- 
plexity and  melancholy,  are  the  product  of  tyranny : 
they  will  not  attribute  a  tittle  of  them  to  their 
own  obstinacy  and  perverseness,  but  look  for  it 
all  in  another's.  They  would  move  everything 
and  be  moved  by  nothing;  and  yet  lighter 
things  move  them  than  any  other  particle  of 
mankind. 

Pisistratus.  You  are  talking,  Solon,  of  mere 
fools. 

Solon.  The  worst  of  fools,  Pisistratus,  are  those 
who  once  had  wisdom.  Not  to  possess  what  is 
good  is  a  misfortune ;  to  throw  it  away  is  a  folly  : 
but  to  change  what  we  know  hath  served  us,  and 
would  serve  us  still,  for  what  never  has  and  never 
can,  for  what  on  the  contrary  hath  always  been 
pernicious  to  the  holder,  is  the  action  of  an  incor- 
rigible idiot.  Observations  on  arbitrary  power 
can  never  be  made  usefully  to  its  possessors. 
There  is  not  a  foot-page  about  them  at  the  bath 
whose  converse  on  this  subject  is  not  more  rea- 
sonable than  mine  would  be.  I  could  adduce  no 
argument  which  he  would  not  controvert,  by  the 
magical  words  "practical  things"  and  "present 
times:"  a  shrug  of  the  shoulder  would  overset 
all  that  my  meditations  have  taught  me  in  half  a 
century  of  laborious  inquiry  and  intense  thought. 
"  These  are  theories,"  he  would  tell  his  master, 
"fit  for  Attica  before  the  olive  was  sown  among 
us.  Old  men  must  always  have  their  way.  Will 
their  own  grey  beards  never  teach  them  that  time 
changes  things?" 

One  fortune  hath  ever  befallen  those  whom  the 
indignant  gods  have  cursed  with  despotical  power; 
to  feed  upon  falsehood,  to  loath  and  sicken  at 
truth,  to  avoid  the  friendly,  to  discard  the  wise,  to 
suspect  the  honest,  and  to  abominate  the  brave. 
Like  grubs.in  rotten  kernels,  they  coil  up  for  safety 
in  dark  hollowness,  and  see  nothing  but  death  in 
bursting  from  it.  Although  they  place  violence 
in  the  highest  rank  of  dignities  and  virtues,  and 
draw  closely  round  their  bodies  those  whose  valour, 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


from  the  centre  to  the  extremities,  should  animate 
the  state,  yet  they  associate  the  most  intimately 
with  singers,  with  buffoons,  with  tellers  of  tales, 
with  prodigies  of  eating  and  drinking,  with 
mountebanks,  with  diviners.  These  captivate 
and  enthrall  their  enfeebled  and  abject  spirits ; 
and  the  first  cry  that  rouses  them  from  their  tor- 
por is  .the  cry  that  demands  their  blood.  Then 
would  it  appear  by  their  countenances,  that  all 
they  had  scattered  among  thousands,  had  come 
secretly  back  again  to  its  vast  repository,  and 
was  issuing  forth  from  every  limb  and  feature, 
from  every  pore,  from  every  hair  upon  their 
heads. 

What  is  man  at  last,  0  Pisistratus,  when  he  is 
all  he  hath  ever  wished  to  be !  the  fortunate,  the 
powerful,  the  supreme !  Life  in  its  fairest  form 
(such  he  considers  it)  comes  only  to  flatter  and 
deceive  him.  Disappointments  take  their  turn, 
and  harass  him ;  weakness  and  maladies  cast  him 
down :  pleasures  catch  him  again  when  he  rises 
from  them,  to  misguide  and  blind  and  carry  him 
away :  ambition  struggles  with  those  pleasures, 
and  only  in  struggling  with  them  seems  to  be  his 
friend  :  they  mar  one  another,  and  distract  him  : 
enemies  encompass  him ;  associates  desert  him ; 
rivalries  thwart,  persecutions  haunt  him :  another's 
thoughts  molest  and  injure  him ;  his  own  do  worse 
than  join  with  them  :  and  yet  he  shudders  and 
shrinks  back  at  nothing  so  much  as  the  creak- 
ing of  that  door  by  which  alone  there  is  any 
escape. 

Pisistratus  !  0  Pisistratus !  do  we  tire  out  the 
patience  of  mankind,  do  we  prey  upon  our  hearts, 
for  this  ?  Does  Nature  crave  it  ?  Does  Wisdom 
dictate  it  ]  Can  Power  avert  it  ?  Descend  then 
from  a  precipice,  it  is  difficult  to  stand,  it  is  impos- 
sible to  repose  on.  Take  the  arm  that  would  lead 
you  and  support  you  back,  and  restore  you  to  your 
friends  and  country.  He  who  places  himself  far 
above  them,  is  (any  child  might  tell  you)  far  from 
them.  What  on  earth  can  be  imagined  so  horrible 
and  disheartening,  as  to  live  without  ever  seeing 
one  creature  of  the  same  species !  Being  a  tyrant 
or  despot,  you  are  in  this  calamity.  Imprison- 
ment in  a  dungeon  could  not  reduce  you  to  it : 
false  friends  have  done  that  for  you  which  ene- 
mies could  but  attempt.  If  such  is  the  harvest 
of  their  zeal,  when  they  are  unsated  and  alert, 
what  is  that  which  remains  to  be  gathered  in  by 
you,  when  they  are  full  and  weary  ?  Bitterness  ; 
the  bitterness  of  infamy!  And  how  will  you 
quench  it]  By  swallowing  the  gall  of  self- 
reproach  ! 

Let  me  put  to  you  a  few  questions,  near  to  the 
point :  you  will  answer  them,  I  am  confident,  easily 
and  affably. 

Pisistratus,  have  you  not  felt  yourself  the  hap- 
pier, when  in  the  fulness  of  your  heart,  you  have 
made  a  large  offering  to  the  gods  ] 

Pisistratus.  Solon,  I  am  not  impious  :  I  have 
made  many  such  offerings  to  them,  and  have  always 
been  the  happier. 

Solon.  Did  they  need  your  sacrifice  ] 


Pisistratus.  They  need  nothing  from  us  mortals'; 
but  I  was  happy  in  the  performance  of  what  I  have 
been  taught  is  my  duty. 

Solon.  Piously,  virtuously,  and  reasonably  said, 
my  friend.  The  gods  did  not  indeed  want  your 
sacrifice :  they,  who  give  everything,  can  want 
nothing.  The  Athenians  do  want  a  sacrifice  from 
you  :  they  have  an  urgent  necessity  of  something ; 
the  necessity  of  that  very  thing  which  you  have 
taken  from  them,  and  which  it  can  cost  you  no- 
thing to  replace.  You  have  always  been  happier, 
you  confess,  in  giving  to  the  gods  what  you  could 
have  yourself  used  in  your  own  house :  believe 
me,  you  will  not  be  less  so  in  giving  back  to  your 
fellow-citizens  what  you  have  taken  out  of  theirs, 
and  what  you  very  well  know  they  will  seize  when 
they  can,  together  with  your  property  and  life. 
You  have  been  taught,  you  tell  me,  that  sacrifice 
to  the  gods  is  a  duty :  be  it  so  :  but  who  taught 
you  it  ?  Was  it  a  wiser  man  than  you  or  I  ]  Or 
was  it  at  a  time  of  life  when  your  reason  was  more 
mature  than  at  present,  or  your  interests  better 
understood  1  No  good  man  ever  gave  anything 
without  being  the  more  happy  for  it,  unless  to 
the  undeserving,  nor  ever  took  anything  away 
without  being  the  less  so.  But  here  is  anxiety 
and  suspicion,  a  fear  of  the  strong,  a  subjection 
to  the  weak;  here  is  fawning,  in  order  to  be 
fawned  on  again,  as  among  sucking  whelps  half 
awake.  He  alone  is  the  master  of  his  fellow-men, 
who  can  instruct  and  improve  them;  while  he 
who  makes  the  people  another  thing  from  what  it 
was,  is  master  of  that  other  thing,  but  not  of  the 
people.  And  supposing  we  could  direct  the  city 
exactly  as  we  would,  is  our  greatness  to  be  founded 
on  this  1  A  ditcher  may  do  greater  things  :  he 
may  turn  a  torrent  (a  thing  even  more  turbid  and 
more  precipitate)  by  his  ditch !  A  sudden  in- 
crease of  power,  like  a  sudden  increase  of  blood, 
gives  pleasure;  but  the  new  excitement  being 
once  gratified,  the  pleasure  ceases. 

I  do  not  imagine  the  children  of  the  powerful 
to  be  at  any  time  more  contented  than  the  chil- 
dren of  others,  although  I  concede  that  the  pow- 
erful themselves  may  be  so  for  some  moments, 
paying  however  very  dearly  for  those  moments,  by 
more  in  quantity  and  in  value.  Give  a  stranger, 
who  has  rendered  you  no  service,  four  talents  :  the 
suddenness  of  the  gift  surprises  and  delights  him: 
take  them  away  again,  saying,  "Excuse  me;  I 
intended  them  for  your  brother ;  still,  not  wholly 
to  disappoint  you,  I  give  you  two."  What  think 
you ;  do  you  augment  or  diminish  that  man's 
store  of  happiness  ] 

Pisistratus.  It  must  depend  on  his  temper  and 
character :  but  I  think  in  nearly  all  instances  you 
would  diminish  it. 

Solon.  Certainly.  When  we  can  not  have  what 
we  expect,  we  are  dissatisfied  ;  and  what  we  have 
ceases  to  afford  us  pleasure.  We  are  like  infants ; 
deprive  them  of  one  toy,  and  they  push  the  rest 
away,  or  break  them,  and  turn  their  faces  from 
you,  crying  inconsolably. 

If  you  desire  an  increase  of  happiness,  do  not 


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look  for  it,  0  Pisistratus,  in  an  increase  of  power. 
Follow  the  laws  of  nature  on  the  earth.  Spread 
the  seeds  of  it  far  and  wide :  your  crop  shall  be  in 
proportion  to  your  industry  and  liberality.  What 
you  concentrate  in  yourself,  you  stifle ;  you  pro- 
pagate what  you  communicate. 

Still  silent  ?    Who  is  at  the  door  ? 

Pwiatratus.  The  boys. 

Solon.  Come,  my  little  fugitives!  turn  back 
again  hither  !  come  to  me,  Hippias  and  Hippar- 
chus !  I  wish  you  had  entered  earlier ;  that  you 
might  have  witnessed  my  expostulation  with  your 
father,  and  that  your  tender  age  might  have  pro- 
duced upon  him  the  effect  my  declining  one  has 
failed  in.  Children,  you  have  lost  your  patri- 
mony. Start  not,  Pisistratus !  I  do  not  tell 
them  that  you  have  squandered  it  away :  no,  I 
will  never  teach  them  irreverence  to  their  parent : 
aid  me,  I  entreat  you,  to  teach  them  reverence. 
Do  not,  while  the  thing  is  recoverable,  deprive 
them  of  filial  love,  of  a  free  city,  of  popular 
esteem,  of  congenial  sports,  of  kind  confidence,  of 
that  which  all  ages  run  in  pursuit  of,  equals. 
Children  seek  those  of  the  same  age,  men  those 
of  the  same  condition.  Misfortunes  come  upon 
all :  who  can  best  ward  them  off!  not  those  above 
us  nor  those  below,  but  those  on  a  level  with  our- 
selves. Tell  me,  Pisistratus,  what  arm  hath  ever 
raised  up  the  pillow  of  a  dying  despot !  He  hath 
loosened  the  bonds  of  nature  :  in  no  hour,  and 
least  of  all  in  the  last,  can  they  be  strengthened 
and  drawn  together.  It  is  a  custom,  as  you 
know,  for  you  have  not  yet  forgotten  all  our  cus- 
toms, to  conduct  youths  with  us  when  we  mark 
the  boundaries  of  our  lands,  that  they  may  give 
their  testimony  on  any  suit  about  them  in  time  to 
come.  Unfortunate  boys !  their  testimony  can 
not  be  received  :  the  landmarks  are  removed  from 
their  own  inheritance  by  their  own  father. 
Armed  men  are  placed  in  front  of  them  for  ever, 
and  their  pleasantest  walks  throughout  life  must 
be  guarded  by  armed  men.  Who  would  endure 
it  1  one  of  the  hardest  things  to  which  the  cap- 
tive, or  even  the  criminal,  is  condemned.  The 
restraints  which  everyone  would  wish  away,  are 
eternally  about  them  ;  those  which  the  best  of  us 
require  through  life,  are  removed  from  them  on 
entering  it.  Their  passions  not  only  are  uncon- 


trolled, but  excited,  fed,  and  flattered,  by  all 
around,  and  mostly  by  their  teachers.  Do  not 
expose  them  to  worse  monsters  than  the  young 
Athenians  were  exposed  to  in  the  time  of  Theseus. 
Never  hath  our  city,  before  or  since,  endured 
such  calamity,  such  ignominy.  A  king,  a  con- 
queror, an  injured  and  exasperated  enemy,  im- 
posed them  :  shall  a  citizen,  shall  a  beneficent 
man,  shall  a  father,  devise  more  cruel  and  more 
shameful  terms,  and  admit  none  but  his  own  off- 
spring to  fulfill  them?  That  monster  perhaps 
was  fabulous.  0  that  these  were  so !  and  that 
pride,  injustice,  lust,  were  tractable  to  any  clue  or 
conquerable  by  any  courage,  of  despotism ! 

Weak  man !  will  sighing  suffocate  them  ?  will 
holding  down  the  head  confound  them  ? 

Hippias  and  Hipparchus !  you  are  now  the  chil- 
dren of  Solon,  the  orphans  of  Pisistratus.  If  I 
have  any  wisdom,  it  is  the  wisdom  of  experience: 
it  shall  cost  you  nothing  from  me,  from  others 
much.  I  present  to  you  a  fruit  which  the  gods 
themselves  have  fenced  round,  not  only  from  the 
animals,  but  from  most  men  ;  one  which  I  have 
nurtured  and  watched  day  and  night  for  seventy 
years,  reckoning  from  the  time  when  my  letters 
and  duties  were  first  taught  me ;  a  lovely,  sweet, 
and  wholesome  fruit,  my  children,  and  which, 
like  the  ambrosia  of  the  blessed  in  Olympus, 
grows  by  participation  and  enjoyment. 

You  receive  it  attentively  and  gratefully :  your 
father,  who  ought  to  know  its  value,  listens  and 
rejects  it.  I  am  not  angry  with  him  for  this ; 
and,  if  I  censure  him  before  you,  I  blame  myself 
also  in  his  presence.  Too  frequently  have  I  re- 
peated my  admonition  :  I  am  throwing  my  time 
away  .  .  I  who  have  so  little  left  me  :  I  am  con- 
suming my  heart  with  sorrow  .  .  when  sorrow 
and  solicitudes  should  have  ceased  .  .  and  from 
whom  1  from  him  principally  who  will  derive  no 
good  from  it,  and  will  suffer  none  to  flow  on 
others,  not  even  on  those  the  dearest  to  him. 
Think,  my  children,  how  unwise  a  man  is  Solon, 
how  hard  a  man  Pisistratus,  how  mistaken  in  both 
are  the  Athenians.  Study  to  avoid  our  errors,  to 
correct  our  faults,  and  by  simplicity  of  life,  by 
moderation  in  your  hopes  and  wishes,  to  set  a 
purer  and  (grant  it,  Heaven !)  a  more  stabile  exam- 
ple than  we  have  done. 


LOUIS  XVIII.  AND  TALLEYRAND. 


Louis.  M.  Talleyrand !  in  common  with  all  my 
family,  all  France,  all  Europe,  I  entertain  the 
highest  opinion  of  your  abilities  and  integrity. 
You  have  convinced  me  that  your  heart,  through- 
out the  storms  of  the  revolution,  leaned  constantly 
toward  royalty ;  and  that  you  permitted  and  even 
encouraged  the  caresses  of  the  usurper,  merely 
that  you  might  strangle  the  more  certainly  and 
the  more  easily  his  new-born  empire.  After  this, 
it  is  impossible  to  withhold  my  confidence  from 
you. 

Talleyrand.  Conscious  of  the  ridicule  his  arro- 


gance and  presumption  would  incur,  the  usurper 
attempted  to  silence  and  stifle  it  with  other 
and  far  different  emotions.  Half  his  cruelties 
were  perpetrated  that  his  vanity  might  not  be 
wounded :  for  scorn  is  superseded  by  horror. 
Whenever  he  committed  an  action  or  uttered  a 
sentiment  which  would  render  him  an  object  of 
derision,  he  instantly  gave  vent  to  another  which 
paralysed  by  its  enormous  wickedness.  He  would 
extirpate  a  nation  to  extinguish  a  smile.  No 
man  alive  could  deceive  your  Majesty :  the  ex- 
tremely few  who  would  wish  to  do  it,  lie  under 


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that  vigilant  and  piercing  eye,  which  discerned 
in  perspective  from  the  gardens  of  Hartwcll  those 
of  the  Tuileries  and  Versailles.  Aa  joy  arises 
from  calamity,  so  spring  arises  from  the  bosom  of 
winter,  purely  to  receive  your  Majesty,  inviting 
the  august  descendant  of  their  glorious  founder 
to  adorn  and  animate  them  again  with  his  bene- 
ficent and  gracious  presence.  The  waters  mur- 
mur, in  voices  half-supprest,  the  reverential  hymn 
of  peace  restored :  the  woods  bow  their  heads  . .  . 

Louis.  Talking  of  woods,  I  am  apprehensive 
all  the  game  has  been  wofully  killed  up  in  my 
forests. 

Talleyrand.  A  single  year  will  replenish  them. 

Louis.  Meanwhile  !  M.  Talleyrand !  mean- 
while ! 

Talleyrand.  Honest  and  active  and  watchful 
gamekeepers,  in  sufficient  number,  must  be 
sought ;  and  immediately. 

Louis.  Alas  !  if  the  children  of  my  nobility  had 
been  educated  like  the  children  of  the  English, 
I  might  have  promoted  some  hundreds  of  them  in 
this  department.  But  their  talents  lie  totally 
within  the  binding  of  their  breviaries.  Those  of 
them  who  shoot,  can  shoot  only  with  pistols; 
which  accomplishment  they  acquired  in  England, 
that  they  might  challenge  any  of  the  islanders 
who  should  happen  to  look  with  surprise  or  dis- 
pleasure in  their  faces,  expecting  to  be  noticed  by 
them  in  Paris,  for  the  little  hospitalities  the 
proud  young  gentlemen,  and  their  prouder  fathers, 
were  permitted  to  offer  them  in  London  and  at 
their  country  seats.  What  we  call  reconnaisance, 
they  call  gratitude,  treating  a  recollector  like  a 
debtor.  This  is  a  want  of  courtesy,  a  defect  in 
civilisation,  which  it  behoves  us  to  supply.  Our 
memories  are  as  tenacious  as  theirs,  and  rather 
more  eclectic. 

Since  my  return  to  my  kingdom  I  have  under- 
gone great  indignities  from  this  unreflecting 
people.  One  Canova,  a  sculptor  at  Rome,  visited 
Paris  in  the  name  of  the  Pope,  and  in  quality  of 
his  envoy,  and  insisted  on  the  cession  of  those 
statues  and  pictures  which  were  brought  into 
France  by  the  French  armies.  He  began  to  re- 
move them  out  of  the  Gallery :  I  told  him  I  would 
never  give  my  consent :  he  replied,  he  thought  it 
sufficient  that  he  had  Wellington's.  Therefore, 
the  next  time  Wellington  presented  himself  at 
the  Tuileries,  I  turned  my  back  upon  him  before 
the  whole  court.  Let  the  English  and  their 
allies  be  aware,  that  I  owe  my  restoration  not  to 
them,  but  partly  to  God  and  partly  to  Saint 
Louis.  They  and  their  armies  are  only  brute 
instruments  in  the  hands  of  my  progenitor  and 
intercessor. 

Talleyrand.  Fortunate,  that  the  conqueror  of 
France  bears  no  resemblance  to  the  conqueror  of 
Spain.  ^Peterborough  (I  shudder  at  the  idea) 
would  have  ordered  a  file  of  soldiers  to  seat  your 
Majesty  in  your  travelling  carriage,  and  would 
have  reinstalled  you  at  Hartwell.  The  English 
people  are  so  barbarous,  that  he  would  have  done 
it  not  only  with  impunity,  but  with  applause. 


Louis.  But  the  sovran  of  his  country  .  .  would 
the  sovran  suffer  it  ? 

Talleyrand.  Alas !  sire !  Confronted  with  such 
men,  what  are  sovrans,  when  the  people  are  the 
judges?  Wellington  can  drill  armies:  Peter- 
borough could  marshal  nations. 

Louis.  Thank  God!  we  have  no  longer  any 
such  pests  on  earth.  The  most  consummate 
general  of  our  days  (such  is  Wellington)  sees 
nothing  one  single  inch  beyond  the  field  of  battle; 
and  he  is  so  observant  of  discipline,  that  if  I 
ordered  him  to  be  flogged  in  the  presence  of 
the  allied  armies,  he  would  not  utter  a  com- 
plaint nor  shrug  a  shoulder ;  he  would  only  write 
a  despatch. 

Talleyrand.  But  his  soldiers  would  execute  the 
Duke  of  Brunswick's  manifesto,  and  Paris  would 
sink  into  her  catacombs.  No  man  so  little  be- 
loved was  ever  so  well  obeyed :  and  there  is  not  a 
man  in  England,  of  either  party,  citizen  or  soldier, 
who  would  not  rather  die  than  see  him  disgraced. 
His  firmness,  his  moderation,  his  probity,  place 
him  more  opposite  to  Napoleon  than  he  stood  in 
the  field  of  Waterloo.  These  are  his  lofty  lines 
of  Torres  Vedras,  which  no  enemy  dares  assail 
throughout  their  whole  extent. 

Louis.  M.  Talleyrand  !  is  it  quite  right  to  ex- 
tol an  enemy  and  an  Englishman  in  this  manner? 

Talleyrand.  Pardon !  Sire  !  I  stand  corrected. 
Forgive  me  a  momentary  fit  of  enthusiasm,  in 
favour  of  those  qualities  by  which,  although  an 
Englishman's,  I  am  placed  again  in  your  Majesty's 
service. 

Louis.  We  will  now  then  go  seriously  to  busi- 
ness. Wellington  and  the  allied  armies  have 
interrupted  and  occupied  us.  I  will  instantly 
write,  with  my  own  hand,  to  the  Marquis  of 
Buckingham,  desiring  him  to  send  me  five  hun- 
dred pheasant-eggs.  I  am  restored  to  my  throne, 
M.  Talleyrand !  but  in  what  a  condition  !  Not  a 
pheasant  on  the  table  !  I  must  throw  myself  on 
the  mercy  of  foreigners,  even  for  a  pheasant ! 
When  I  have  written  my  letter,  I  shall  be  ready 
to  converse  with  you  on  the  business  on  which  I 
desired  your  presence.  [  Writes. 

Here ;  read  it.  Give  me  your  opinion :  is  not 
the  note  a  model  ? 

Talleyrand.  If  the 'charms  of  language  could 
be  copied,  it  would  be.  But  what  is  intended  for 
delight  may  terminate  in  despair  :  and  there  are 
words  which,  unapproachable  by  distance  and 
sublimity,  may  wither  the  laurels  on  the  most 
exalted  of  literary  brows. 

Louis.  There  is  grace  in  that  expression  of 
yours,  M.  Talleyrand !  there  is  really  no  incon- 
siderable grace  in  it.  Seal  my  letter  :  direct  it 
to  the  Marquis  of  Buckingham  at  Stowe.  Wait : 
open  it  again  :  no,  no  :  write  another  in  your  own 
name :  instruct  him  how  sure  you  are  it  will  be 
agreeable  to  me,  if  he  sends  at  the  same  time  fifty 
or  a  hundred  brace  of  the  birds  as  well  as  the 
eggs.  At  present  I  am  desolate.  My  heart  is 
torn,  M.  Talleyrand !  it  is  almost  plucked  out  of 
my  bosom.  I  have  no  other  care,  no  other  thought, 


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day  or  night,  but  the  happiness  of  my  people. 
The  allies,  who  have  most  shamefully  overlooked 
the  destitution  of  my  kitchen,  seem  resolved  to 
turn  a  deaf  ear  to  its  cries  evermore ;  nay,  even 
to  render  them  shriller  and  shriller.  The  allies, 
I  suspect,  are  resolved  to  execute  the  design  of 
the  mischievous  Pitt. 

Talleyrand.  May  it  please  your  Majesty  to  in- 
form me  which  of  them ;  for  he  formed  a  thousand, 
all  mischievous,  but  greatly  more  mischievous  to 
England  than  to  France.  Eesolved  to  seize  the 
sword,  in  his  drunkenness,  he  seized  it  by  the 
edge,  and  struck  at  us  with  the  hilt,  until  he 
broke  it  off,  and  until  he  himself  was  exhausted 
by  loss  of  breath  and  of  blood.  We  owe  alike  to 
him  the  energy  of  our  armies,  the  bloody  scaffolds 
of  Public  Safety,  the  Reign  of  Terror,  the  empire 
of  usurpation,  and  finally,  as  the  calm  is  successor 
to  the  tempest,  and  sweet  fruit  to  bitter  kernel, 
the  blessing  of  your  Majesty's  restoration.  Ex- 
cepting in  this  one  event,  he  was  mischievous  to 
our  country ;  but  in  all  events,  and  in  all  under- 
takings, he  was  pernicious  to  his  own.  No  man 
ever  brought  into  the  world  such  enduring  evil ; 
few  men  such  extensive. 

Louis.  His  king  ordered  it.  George  the  Third 
loved  battles  and  blood. 

Talleyrand.  But  he  was  prudent  in  his  appetite 
for  them. 

Louis.  He  talked  of  peppering  his  people  as  I 
would  talk  of  peppering  a  capon. 

Talleyrand.  Having  split  it.  His  subjects  cut 
up  by  his  subjects  were  only  capers  to  his  leg  of 
mutton.  From  none  of  his  palaces  and  parks 
was  there  any  view  so  rural,  so  composing  to  his 
spirits,  as  the  shambles.  When  these  were  not 
fresh,  the  gibbet  would  do. 

I  wish  better  luck  to  the  pheasant-eggs  than 
befell  Mr.  Pitt's  designs.  Not  one  brought  forth 
anything. 

Louis.  No  :  but  he  declared  in  the  face  of  his 
parliament,  and  of  Europe,  that  he  would  insist 
on  indemnity  for  the  past  and  security  for  the 
future.  These  were  his  words.  Now,  all  the 
money  and  other  wealth  the  French  armies  levied 
in  Spain,  Portugal,  Italy,  and  everywhere  else, 
would  scarcely  be  sufficient  for  this  indemnity. 

Talleyrand.  England  shall  never  receive  from 
us  a  tithe  of  that  amount. 

Louis.  A  tithe  of  it !  She  may  demand  a 
quarter  or  a  third,  and  leave  us  wondering  at 
her  moderation  and  forbearance. 

Talleyrand.  The  matter  must  be  arranged  im- 
mediately, before  she  has  time  for  calculation  or 
reflection.  A  new  peace  maddens  England  to 
the  same  paroxysm  as  a  new  war  maddens  France. 
She  hath  sent  over  hither  for  minister  .  .  or  rather 
her  prime  minister  himself  is  come  to  transact  all 
the  business  .  .  the  most  ignorant  and  most  short- 
sighted man  to  be  found  in  any  station  of  any 
public  office  throughout  the  whole  of  Europe.  He 
must  be  treated  as  her  arbiter :  we  must  talk  to 
him  of  restoring  her,  of  regenerating  her,  of  pre- 
serving her,  of  guiding  her,  which  (we  must  pro- 


test with  our  hands  within  our  frills)  he  alone  is 
capable  of  doing.  We  must  enlarge  on  his  gene- 
rosity (and  generous  he  indeed  is),  and  there  is 
nothing  he  will  not  concede. 

Louis.  But  if  they  do  not  come  over  in  a  week, 
we  shall  lose  the  season.  I  ought  to  be  eating  a 
pheasant-poult  by  the  middle  of  July.  0 !  but 
you  were  talking  to  me  about  the  other  matter, 
and  perhaps  the  weightier  of  the  two ;  ay,  cer- 
tainly. If  this  indemnity  is  paid  to  England, 
what  becomes  of  our  civil  list,  the  dignity  of  my 
family  and  household  ] 

Talleyrand.  I  do  assure  your  Majesty,  England 
shall  never  receive  . .  did  I  say  a  tithe  ?  .  .  I  say 
she  shall  never  receive  a  fiftieth  of  what  she  ex- 
pended in  the  war  against  us.  It  would  be  out 
of  all  reason,  and  out  of  all  custom  in  her  to 
expect  it.  Indeed  it  would  place  her  in  almost 
as  good  a  condition  as  ourselves.  Even  if  she 
were  beaten  she  could  hardly  hope  that:  she  never 
in  the  last  three  centuries  has  demanded  it  when 
she  was  victorious.  Of  all  the  sufferers  by  the 
war,  we  shall  be  the  least. 

Louis.  The  English  are  calculators  and  traders. 

Talleyrand.  Wild  speculators,  gamblers  in  trade, 
who  hazard  more  ventures  than  their  books  can 
register.  It  will  take  England  some  years  to  cast 
up  the  amount  of  her  losses. 

Louis.  But  she,  in  common  with  her  allies,  will 
insist  on  our  ceding  those  provinces  which  my 
predecessor  Louis  the  Fourteenth  annexed  to  his 
kingdom.  Be  quite  certain  that  nothing  short  of 
Alsace,  Lorraine,  and  Franc  Comte,  will  satisfy 
the  German  princes.  They  must  restore  the 
German  language  in  those  provinces :  for  lan- 
guages are  the  only  true  boundaries  of  nations, 
and  there  will  always  be  dissension  where  there  is 
difference  of  tongue.  We  must  likewise  be  pre- 
pared to  surrender  the  remainder  of  the  Nether- 
lands ;  not  indeed  to  England,  who  refused  them 
in  the  reign  of  Elizabeth  :  she  wants  only  Dun- 
kirk, and  Dunkirk  she  will  have. 

Talleyrand.  This  seems  reasonable :  for  which 
reason  it  must  never  be.  Diplomacy,  when  she 
yields  to  such  simple  arguments  as  plain  reason 
urges  against  her,  loses  her  office,  her  efficacy,  and 
her  name. 

Louis.  I  would  not  surrender  our  conquests  in 
Germany,  if  I  could  help  it. 

Talleyrand.  Nothing  more  easy.  The  Emperor 
Alexander  may  be  persuaded  that  Germany  united 
and  entire,  as  she  would  then  become,  must  be  a 
dangerous  rival  to  Russia. 

Louis.  It  appears  to  me  that  Poland  will  be 
more  so,  with  her  free  institutions. 

Talleyrand.  There  is  only  one  statesman  in  the 
whole  number  of  those  assembled  at  Paris,  who 
believes  that  her  institutions  will  continue  free ; 
and  he  would  rather  they  did  not ;  but  he  stipu- 
lates for  it,  to  gratify  and  mystify  the  people  of 
England. 

Louis.  I  see  this  clearly.  I  have  a  great  mind 
to  send  Blacas  over  to  Stowe.  I  can  trust  to  him 
to  look  to  the  crates  and  coops,  and  to  see  that 


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the  pheasants  have  enough  of  air  and  water,  and 
that  the  governor  of  Calais  finds  a  commodious 
place  for  them  to  roost  in,  forbidding  the  drums 
to  beat  and  disturb  them,  evening  or  morning. 
The  next  night,  according  to  my  calculation,  they 
repose  at  Montreuil.  I  must  look  at  them  before 
they  are  let  loose.  I  can  not  well  imagine  why 
the  public  men  employed  by  England  are  usually, 
indeed  constantly,  so  inferior  in  abilities  to  those 
of  France,  Prussia,  Austria,  and  Russia.  What 
say  you,  M.  Talleyrand  1  I  do  not  mean  about  the 
pheasants ;  I  mean  about  the  envoys. 

Talleyrand.  It  can  only  be  that  I  have  con- 
sidered the  subject  more  frequently  and  attentively 
than  suited  the  avocations  of  yourMajesty,  that  the 
reason  comes  out  before  me  clearly  and  distinctly. 
The  prime  ministers,  in  all  these  countries,  are  in- 
dependent, and  uncontrolled  in  the  choice  of  agents. 
A  prime  minister  in  France  may  perhaps  be  will- 
ing to  promote  the  interests  of  his  own  family;  and 
hence  he  may  appoint  from  it  one  unworthy  of 
the  place.  In  regard  to  other  families,  he  cares 
little  or  nothing  about  them,  knowing  that  his 
power  lies  in  the  palace,  and  not  in  the  club-room. 
Whereas  in  England  he  must  conciliate  the  great 
families,  the  hereditary  dependents  of  his  faction, 
whig  or  tory.  Hence  even  the  highest  commands 
have  been  conferred  on  such  ignorant  and  worth- 
less men  as  the  Duke  of  York  and  the  Earl  of 
Chatham,  although  the  minister  was  fully  aware 
that  the  honour  of  his  nation  was  tarnished,  and 
that  its  safety  was  in  jeopardy,  by  such  appoint- 
ments. Meanwhile  he  kept  his  seat  however,  and 
fed  from  it  his  tame  creatures  in  the  cub. 

Louis.  Do  you  apprehend  any  danger  (talking 
of  cubs)  that  my  pheasants  will  be  bruised  against 
the  wooden  bars,  or  suffer  by  sea-sickness]  I 
would  not  command  my  bishops  to  offer  up  public 
prayers  against  such  contingencies :  for  people 
must  never  have  positive  evidence  that  the  prayers 
of  the  church  can  possibly  be  ineffectual :  and  we 
can  not  pray  for  pheasants  as  we  pray  for  fine 
weather,  by  the  barometer.  We  must  drop  it. 
Now  go  on  with  the  others,  if  you  have  done  with 
England. 

Talleyrand.  A  succession  of  intelligent  men 
rules  Prussia,  Russia,  and  Austria ;  because  these 
three  are  economical,  and  must  get  their  bread 
by  creeping,  day  after  day,  through  the  hedges 
next  to  them,  and  by  filching  a  sheaf  or  two,  early 
and  late,  from  cottager  or  small  farmer ;  that  is 
to  say,  from  free  states  and  petty  princes.  Prussia, 
like  a  mongrel,  would  fly  at  the  legs  of  Austria 
and  Russia,  catching  them  with  the  sack  upon 
their  shoulders,  unless  they  untied  it  and  tossed 
a  morsel  to  her.  These  great  powers  take  espe- 
cial care  to  impose  a  protective  duty  on  intellect ; 
to  let  none  enter  the  country,  and  none  leave  it, 
without  a  passport.  Their  diplomatists  are  as 
clever  and  conciliatory  as  thfse  of  England  are 
ignorant  and  repulsive,  who,  while  they  offer  an 
uncounted  sum  of  secret-service  money  with  ihe 
left  hand,  give  a  sounding  slap  on  the  face  with 
the  right. 


Louis.  We,  by  adopting  a  contrary  policy,  gain 
more  information,  raise  more  respect,  inspire  more 
awe,  and  exercise  more  authority.  The  weightiest 
of  our  disbursements  are  smiles  and  flatteries, 
with  a  ribbon  and  a  cross  at  the  end  of  them. 

But,  between  the  Duke  of  York  and  the  Earl 
of  Chatham,  I  must  confess,  I  find  very  little 
difference. 

Talleyrand.  Some,  however.  The  one  was  only 
drunk  all  the  evening  and  all  the  night ;  the 
other  was  only  asleep  all  the  day.  The  accumu- 
lated fogs  of  Walcheren  seemed  to  concentrate  in 
his  brain,  pufling  out  at  intervals  just  sufficient 
to  affect  with  typhus  and  blindness  four  thousand 
soldiers.  A  cake  of  powder  rusted  their  musket- 
pans,  which  they  were  too  weak  to  open  and  wipe. 
Turning  round  upon  their  scanty  and  mouldy 
straw,  they  beheld  their  bayonets  piled  together 
against  the  green  dripping  wall  of  the  chamber, 
which  neither  bayonet  nor  soldier  was  ever  to 
leave  again. 

Louis.  We  suffer  by  the  presence  of  the  allied 
armies  in  our  capital:  but  we  shall  soon  be 
avenged  :  for  the  English  minister  in  another  fort- 
night will  return  and  remain  at  home. 

Talleyrand.  England  was  once  so  infatuated  as 
to  give  up  Malta  to  us,  although  fifty  Gibraltars 
would  be  of  inferior  value  to  her.  Napoleon 
laughed  at  her :  she  was  angry :  she  began  to 
suspect  she  had  been  duped  and  befooled :  and 
she  broke  her  faith. 

Louis.  For  the  first  time,  M.  Talleyrand,  and 
with  a  man  who  never  had  any. 

Talleyrand.  We  shall  now  induce  her  to  eva- 
cuate Sicily,  in  violation  of  her  promises  to  the 
people  of  that  island.  Faith,  having  lost  her 
virginity,  braves  public  opinion,  and  never  blushes 
more. 

Louis.  Sicily  is  the  key  to  India,  Egypt  is  the 
lock. 

Talleyrand.  What,  if  I  induce  the  minister  to 
restore  to  us  Pondicherry? 

Louis.  M.  Talleyrand !  you  have  done  great 
things,  and  without  boasting.  Whenever  you  do 
boast,  let  it  be  that  you  will  perform  only  the 
thing  which  is  possible.  The  English  know  well 
enough  what  it  is  to  allow  us  a  near  standing- 
place  anywhere.  If  they  permit  a  Frenchman  to 
plant  one  foot  in  India,  it  will  upset  all  Asia  be- 
fore the  other  touches  the  ground.  It  behoves 
them  to  prohibit  a  single  one  of  us  from  ever 
landing  on  those  shores.  Improbable  as  it  is  that 
a  man  uniting  to  the  same  degree  as  Hyder-Ali 
did  political  and  military  genius,  will  appear  in 
the  world  again  for  centuries ;  most  of  the  princes 
are  politic,  some  are  brave,  and  perhaps  no  few 
are  credulous.  While  England  is  confiding  in  our 
loyalty,  we  might  expatiate  on  her  perfidy,  and 
our  tears  fall  copiously  on  the  broken  sceptre  in 
the  dust  of  Delhi.  Ignorant  and  stupid  as  the 
king's  ministers  may  be,  the  East  India  Company 
is  well-informed  on  its  interests,  and  alert  in 
maintaining  them.  I  wonder  that  a  republic  so 
wealthy  and  so  wise  should  be  supported  on  the 


.ESOP  AND  RHODOPE. 


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bosom  of  royalty.  Believe  me,  her  merchants 
will  take  alarm,  and  arouse  the  nation. 

Talleyrand.  We  must  do  all  we  have  to  do, 
while  the  nation  is  feasting  and  unsober.  It  will 
awaken  with  sore  eyes  and  stiff  limbs. 

Louis.  Profuse  as  the  English  are,  they  will 
never  cut  the  bottom  of  their  purses. 

Talleyrand.  They  have  already  done  it.  When- 
ever I  look  toward  the  shores  of  England,  I  fancy 
I  descry  the  Dauaids  there,  toiling  at  the  replen- 
ishment of  their  perforated  vases,  and  all  the 
Nereids  leering  and  laughing  at  them  in  the 
mischievous  fulness  of  their  hearts. 

Louis.  Certainly  she  can  do  me  little  harm  at 
present,  and  for  several  years  to  come :  but  we 
must  always  have  an  eye  upon  her,  and  be  ready 
to  assert  our  superiority. 

Talleyrand.  We  feel  it.  In  fifty  years,  by  ab- 
staining from  war,  we  may  discharge  our  debt  and 
replenish  our  arsenals.  England  will  never  shake 
off  the  heavy  old  man  from  her  shoulders.  Over- 
laden and  morose,  she  will  be  palsied  in  the  hand 
she  unremittingly  holds  up  against  Ireland.  Proud 
and  perverse,  she  runs  into  domestic  warfare  as 
blindly  as  France  runs  into  foreign  :  and  she  re- 
fuses to  her  subject  what  she  surrenders  to  her 
enemy. 

Louis.  Her  whole  policy  tends  to  my  security. 

Talleyrand.  We  must  now  consider  how  your 
Majesty  may  enjoy  it  at  home,  all  the  remainder 
of  your  reign. 

Louis.  Indeed  you  must,  M.  Talleyrand  !  Be- 
tween you  and  me  be  it  spoken,  I  trust  but  little 
my  loyal  people  ;  their  loyalty  being  so  ebullient, 
that  it  often  overflows  the  vessel  which  should 
contain  it,  and  is  a  perquisite  of  scouts  and  scul- 
lions. I  do  not  wish  to  offend  you. 

Talleyrand.  Really  I  can  see  no  other  sure 
method  of  containing  and  controlling  them,  than 
by  bastions  and  redoubts,  the  whole  circuit  of 
the  city. 

Louis.  M.  Talleyrand !  I  will  not  doubt  your 
sincerity  :  I  am  confident  you  have  reserved  the 
whole  of  it  for  my  service ;  and  there  are  large 
arrears.  But  M.  Talleyrand !  such  an  attempt 


would  be  resisted  by  any  people  which  had  ever 
heard  of  liberty,  and  much  more  by  a  people 
which  had  ever  dreamt  of  enjoying  it. 

Talleyrand.  Forts  are  built  in  all  directions 
above  Genoa. 

Louis.  Yes;  by  her  conqueror,  not  by  her 
king. 

Talleyrand.  Your  Majesty  comes  with  both 
titles,  and  rules,  like  your  great  progenitor, 

"Et  par  droit  de  conqu§te  et  par  di-oit  de  naissance.  " 

Louis.  True ;  my  arms  have  subdued  the  rebel- 
lious ;  but  not  without  great  firmness  and  great 
valour  on  my  part,  and  some  assistance  (however 
tardy)  on  the  part  of  my  allies.  Conquerors  must 
conciliate :  fatherly  kings  must  offer  digestible 
spoon-meat  to  their  ill-conditioned  children.  There 
would  be  sad  screaming  and  kicking  were  I  to 
swaddle  mine  in  stone-work.  No,  M.  Talleyrand ; 
if  ever  Paris  is  surrounded  by  fortifications  to 
coerce  the  populace,  it  must  be  the  work  of  some 
democrat,  some  aspirant  to  supreme  power,  who 
resolves  to  maintain  it,  exercising  a  domination 
too  hazardous  for  legitimacy.  I  will  only  scrape 
from  the  Chambers  the  effervescence  of  superficial 
letters  and  of  corrosive  law. 

Talleyrand.  Sire !  under  all  their  governments 
the  good  people  of  Paris  have  submitted  to  the 
octroi.  Now,  all  complaints,  physical  or  political, 
arise  from  the  stomach.  Were  it  decorous  in  a 
subject  to  ask  a  question  (however  humbly)  of  his 
king,  I  would  beg  permission  to  inquire  of  your 
Majesty,  in  your  wisdom,  whether  a  bar  across  the 
shoulders  is  less  endurable  than  a  bar  across  the 
palate.  Sire !  the  French  can  bear  anything  now 
they  have  the  honour  of  bowing  before  your 
Majesty. 

Louis.  The  compliment  is  in  a  slight  degree  (a 
very  slight  degree)  ambiguous,  and  (accept  in  good 
part  my  criticism,  M.  Talleyrand)  not  turned  with 
your  usual  grace. 

Announce  it  as  my  will  and  pleasure  that  the 
Due  de  Blacas  do  superintend  the  debarcation 
of  the  pheasants ;  and  I  pray  God,  M.  de  Talley- 
rand, to  have  you  in  his  holy  keeping. 


AND  RHODOPE. 


SECOND    CONVERSATION. 


jEsop.  And  so,  our  fellow-slaves  are  given  to 
contention  on  the  score  of  dignity  1 

Rhodope.  I  do  not  believe  they  are  much  ad- 
dicted to  contention:  for,  whenever  the  good 
Xanthus  hears  a  signal  of  such  misbehaviour,  he 
either  brings  a  scourge  into  the  midst  of  them,  or 
sends  our  lady  to  scold  them  smartly  for  it, 

j£sop.  Admirable  evidence  against  their  pro- 
pensity ! 

Rhodope.  I  will  not  have  you  find  them  out  so, 
nor  laugh  at  them. 

jEsop.  Seeing  that  the  good  Xanthus  and  our 
lady  are  equally  fond  of  thee,  and  always  visit  thee 
both  together,  the  girls,  however  envious,  can  not 


well  or  safely  be  arrogant,  but  must  of  necessity 
yield  the  first  place  to  thee. 

Rhodope.  They  indeed  are  observant  of  the 
kindness  thus  bestowed  upon  me  :  yet  they  afflict 
me  by  taunting  me  continually  with  what  I  am 
unable  to  deny. 

JEsop.  If  it  is  true,  it  ought  little  to  trouble 
thee ;  if  untrue,  less.  I  know,  for  I  have  looked 
into  nothing  else  of  late,  no  evil  can  thy  heart 
have  admitted :  a  sigh  of  thine  before  the  Gods 
would  remove  the  heaviest  that  could  fall  on  it. 
Pray  tell  me  what  it  may  be.  Come,  be  courageous ; 
be  cheerful.  I  can  easily  pardon  a  smile  if  thou 
empleadest  me  of  curiosity. 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


Rhodope.  They  remark  to  me  that  enemies  or 
robbers  took  them  forcibly  from  their  parents  .  . 
and  that  .  .  and  that  .  .  . 

JEaop.  Likely  enough  :  what  then  ?  Why  desist 
from  speaking  ?  why  cover  thy  face  with  thy  hair 
and  hands  1  Rhodope !  Rhodope  !  dost  thou  weep 
moreover  ? 

Rhodope.  It  is  so  sure  .' 

JSsop.  Was  the  fault  thine  ? 

Khodope.  0  that  it  were  .  .  if  there  was  any. 

jEaop.  While  it  pains  thee  to  tell  it,  keep  thy 
silence :  but  when  utterance  is  a  solace,  then  im- 
part it. 

Rhodope.  They  remind  me  (oh !  who  could  have 
had  the  cruelty  to  relate  it?)  that  my  father,  my 
own  dear  father  .  .  . 

jEsop.  Say  not  the  rest:  I  know  it:  his  day 
was  come. 

Khodope.  Sold  me,  sold  me.  You  start :  you 
did  not  at  the  lightning,  last  night,  nor  at  the  roll- 
ing sounds  above.  And  do  you,  generous  ./Esop  ! 
do  you  also  call  a  misfortune  a  disgrace  ? 

JEsop.  If  it  is,  I  am  among  the  most  disgraceful 
of  men.  Didst  thou  dearly  love  thy  father  1 

Rhodope.  All  loved  him.  He  was  very  fond  of 
me. 

JEsop.  And  yet  sold  thee !  sold  thee  to  a 
stranger ! 

Khodope.  He  was  the  kindest  of  all  kind  fathers, 
nevertheless.  Nine  summers  ago,  you  may  have 
heard  perhaps,  there  was  a  grievous  famine  in 
our  land  of  Thrace. 

JEsop.  I  remember  it  perfectly. 

Khodope.  0  poor  jEsop  !  and  were  you  too 
famishing  in  your  native  Phrygia? 

jEsop.  The  calamity  extended  beyond  the  nar- 
row sea  that  separates  our  countries.  My  appetite 
was  sharpened :  but  the  appetite  and  the  wits  are 
equally  set  on  the  same  grindstone. 

Khodope.  I  was  then  scarcely  five  years  old : 
my  mother  died  the  year  before :  my  father  sighed 
at  every  funereal,  but  he  sighed  more  deeply  at 
every  bridal,  song.  He  loved  me  because  he  loved 
her  who  bore  me :  and  yet  I  made  him  sorrowful 
whether  I  cried  or  smiled.  If  ever  I  vexed  him, 
it  was  because  I  would  not  play  when  he  told  me, 
but  made  him,  by  my  weeping,  weep  again. 

jEsop.  And  yet  he  could  endure  to  lose  thee ! 
he,  thy  father!  Could  any  other?  could  any 
who  lives  on  the  fruits  of  the  earth,  endure  it  ? 
0  age,  that  art  incumbent  over  me !  blessed  be 
thou ;  thrice  blessed !  Not  that  thou  stillest  the 
tumults  of  the  heart,  and  promisest  eternal  calm, 
but  that,  prevented  by  thy  beneficence,  I  never 
shall  experience  this  only  intolerable  wretched- 
ness. 

Rhodope.  Alas !  alas  ! 

jEsop.  Thou  art  now  happy,  and  shouldst  not 
utter  that  useless  exclamation. 

Rhodope.  You  said  something  angrily  and 
vehemently  when  you  stepped  aside.  Is  it  not 
enough  that  the  handmaidens  doubt  the  kind- 
ness of  my  father  ?  Must  so  virtuous  and  so  wise 
a  man  as  JSsop  blame  him  also  ? 


.  Perhaps  he  is  little  to  be  blamed ;  cer- 
tainly he  is  much  to  be  pitied. 

Khodope.  Kind  heart!  on  which  mine  must 
never  rest. 

jEsop.  Rest  on  it  for  comfort  and  for  counsel  when 
they  fail  thee :  rest  on  it,  as  the  Deities  on  the 
breast  of  mortals,  to  console  and  purify  it. 

Rhodope.  Could  I  remove  any  sorrow  from  it, 
I  should  be  contented. 

jEsop.  Then  be  so ;  and  proceed  in  thy  narrative. 

Rhodope.  Bear  with  me  a  little  yet.  My 
thoughts  have  overpowered  my  words,  and  now 
themselves  are  overpowered  and  scattered. 

Forty-seven  days  ago  (this  is  only  the  forty- 
eighth  since  I  beheld  you  first)  I  was  a  child  :  I 
was  ignorant,  I  was  careless. 

jEsop.  If  these  qualities  are  signs  of  childhood, 
the  universe  is  a  nursery. 

Rhodope.  Affliction,  which  makes  many  wiser, 
had  no  such  effect  on  me.  But  reverence  and 
love  (why  should  I  hesitate  at  the  one  avowal 
more  than  at  the  other  ?)  came  over  me,  to  ripen 
my  understanding. 

jEsop.  0  Rhodope !  we  must  loiter  no  longer 
upon  this  discourse. 

Rhodope.  Why  not  ? 

jEsop.  Pleasant  is  yonder  beanfield,  seen  over 
the  high  papyrus  when  it  waves  and  bends : 
deep-laden  with  the  sweet  heaviness  of  its  odour 
is  the  listless  air  that  palpitates  dizzily  above  it : 
but  Death  is  lurking  for  the  slumberer  beneath 
its  blossoms. 

Rhodope.  You  must  not  love  then !  .  .  but  may 
not  I? 

jEsop.  We  will  .  .  but  .  .  . 

Rhodope.  We!  0  sound  that  is  to  vibrate  on 
my  breast  for  ever !  0  hour !  happier  than  all 
other  hours  since  time  began !  0  gracious  Gods ! 
who  brought  me  into  bondage ! 

JEsop.  Be  calm,  be  composed,  be  circumspect. 
We  must  hide  our  treasure  that  we  may  not 
lose  it. 

Rhodope.  I  do  not  think  that  you  can  love  me ; 
and  I  fear  and  tremble  to  hope  so.  Ah,  yes ;  you 
have  said  you  did.  But  again  you  only  look  at 
me,  and  sigh  as  if  you  repented. 

j£sop.  Unworthy  as  I  may  be  of  thy  fond 
regard,  I  am  not  unworthy  of  thy  fullest  confi- 
dence :  why  distrust  me  ? 

Rhodope.  Never  will  I  .  .  never,  never.  To 
know  that  I  possess  your  love,  surpasses  all  other 
knowledge,  dear  as  is  all  that  I  receive  from  you. 
I  should  be  tired  of  my  own  voice  if  I  heard  it 
on  aught  beside :  and  even  yours  is  less  melodious 
in  any  other  sound  than  Rhodope. 

jEsop.  Do  such  little  girls  learn  to  flatter  ? 

Rhodope.  Teach  me  how  to  speak,  since  you 
could  not  teach  me  how  to  be  silent. 

jEsop.  Speak  no  longer  of  me,  but  of  thyself; 
and  only  of  things  that  never  pain  thee. 

Rhodope.  Nothing  can  pain  me  now. 

jEsop.  Relate  thy  story  then,  from  infancy. 

Rhodope.  I  must  hold  your  hand  :  I  am  afraid 
of  losing  you  again. 


AND  RHODOPE. 


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jEsop.  Now  begin.    Why  silent  so  long  ? 

Rhodope.  I  have  dropped  all  memory  of  what 
is  told  by  me  and  what  is  untold. 

^Esop.  Recollect  a  little.  I  can  be  patient  with 
this  hand  in  mine. 

Rhodope.  I  am  not  certain  that  yours  is  any 
help  to  recollection. 

jEsop.  Shall  I  remove  it  1 

Rhodope.  0 !  now  I  think  I  can  recall  the  whole 
story.  What  did  you  say!  did  you  ask  any 
question  ? 

jEsop.  None,  excepting  what  thou  hast  an- 
swered. 

Rhodope.  Never  shall  I  forget  the  morning 
when  my  father,  sitting  in  the  coolest  part  of  the 
house,  exchanged  his  last  measure  of  grain  for  a 
chlamys  of  scarlet  cloth  fringed  with  silver.  He 
watched  the  merchant  out  of  the  door,  and  then 
looked  wistfully  into  the  corn-chest.  I,  who 
thought  there  was  something  worth  seeing,  looked 
in  also,  and,  finding  it  empty,  expressed  my  dis- 
appointment, not  thinking  however  about  the 
corn.  A  faint  and  transient  smile  came  over  his 
countenance  at  the  sight  of  mine.  He  unfolded 
the  chlamys,  stretched  it  out  with  both  hands 
before  me,  and  then  cast  it  over  my  shoulders.  I 
looked  down  on  the  glittering  fringe  and  screamed 
with  joy.  He  then  went  out ;  and  I  know  not 
what  flowers  he  gathered,  but  he  gathered  many ; 
and  some  he  placed  in  my  bosom,  and  some  in 
my  hair.  But  I  told  him  with  captious  pride, 
first  that  I  could  arrange  them  better,  and  again 
that  I  would  have  only  the  white.  However, 
when  he  had  selected  all  the  white,  and  I  had 
placed  a  few  of  them  according  to  my  fancy,  I 
told  him  (rising  in  my  slipper)  he  might  crown 
me  with  the  remainder.  The  splendour  of  my 
apparel  gave  me  a  sensation  of  authority.  Soon 
as  the  flowers  had  taken  their  station  on  my  head, 
I  expressed  a  dignified  satisfaction  at  the  taste 
displayed  by  my  father,  just  as  if  I  could  have 
seen  how  they  appeared !  But  he  knew  that 
there  was  at  least  as  much  pleasure  as  pride  in  it, 
and  perhaps  we  divided  the  latter  (alas !  not 
both)  pretty  equally.  He  now  took  me  into  the 
market-place,  where  a  concourse  of  people  was 
waiting  for  the  purchase  of  slaves.  Merchants 
came  and  looked  at  me;  some  commending,  others 
disparaging ;  but  all  agreeing  that  I  was  slender 
and  delicate,  that  I  could  not  live  long,  and  that 
I  should  give  much  trouble.  Many  would  have 
bought  the  chlamys,  but  there  was  something  less 
saleable  in  the  child  and  flowers. 

JEsop.  Had  thy  features  been  coarse  and  thy 
voice  rustic,  they  would  all  have  patted  thy  cheeks 
and  found  no  fault  in  thee. 

RJtodope.  As  it  was,  everyone  had  bought 
exactly  such  another  in  time  past,  and  been  a 
loser  by  it.  At  these  speeches  I  perceived  the 
flowers  tremble  slightly  on  my  bosom,  from  my 
father's  agitation.  Although  he  scoffed  at  them, 
knowing  my  healthiness,  he  was  troubled  in- 
ternally, and  said  many  short  prayers,  not  very 
unlike  imprecations,  turning  his  head  aside. 


Proud  was  I,  prouder  than  ever,  when  at  last 
several  talents  were  offered  for  me,  and  by  the 
very  man  who  in  the  beginning  had  undervalued 
me  the  most,  and  prophesied  the  worst  of  me. 
My  father  scowled  at  him,  and  refused  the  money. 
I  thought  he  was  playing  a  game,  and  began  to 
wonder  what  it  could  be,  since  I  never  had  seen 
it  played  before.  Then  I  fancied  it  might  be 
some  celebration  because  plenty  had  returned  to 
the  city,  insomuch  that  my  father  had  bartered 
the  last  of  the  corn  he  hoarded.  I  grew  more 
and  more  delighted  at  the  sport.  But  soon  there 
advanced  an  elderly  man,  who  said  gravely, 
"  Thou  hast  stolen  this  child  :  her  vesture  alone 
is  worth  above  a  hundred  drachmas.  Carry  her 
home  again  to  her  parents,  and  do  it  directly,  or 
Nemesis  and  the  Eumenides  will  overtake  thee." 
Knowing  the  estimation  in  which  my  father  had 
always  been  holden  by  his  fellow-citizens,!  laughed 
again,  and  pinched  his  ear.  He,  although  natu- 
rally choleric,  burst  forth  into  no  resentment  at 
these  (reproaches,  but  said  calmly,  "I  think  I 
know  thee  by  name,  0  guest !  Surely  thou  art 
Xanthus  the  Samian.  Deliver  this  child  from 
famine." 

Again  I  laughed  aloud  and  heartily;  and, 
thinking  it  was  now  my  part  of  the  game,  I  held 
out  both  my  arms  and  protruded  my  whole  body 
toward  the  stranger.  He  would  not  receive  me 
from  my  father's  neck,  but  he  asked  me  with 
benignity  and  solicitude  if  I  was  hungry :  at 
which  I  laughed  again,  and  more  than  ever  :  for 
it  was  early  in  the  morning,  soon  after  the  first 
meal,  and  my  father  had  nourished  me  most 
carefully  and  plentifully  in  all  the  days  of  the 
famine.  But  Xanthus,  waiting  for  no  answer, 
took  out  of  a  sack,  which  one  of  his  slaves  carried 
at  his  side,  a  cake  of  wheaten  bread  and  a  piece 
of  honey-comb,  and  gave  them  to  me.  I  held  the 
honey-comb  to  my  father's  mouth,  thinking  it 
the  most  of  a  dainty,  He  dashed  it  to  the  ground ; 
but,  seizing  the  bread,  he  began  to  devour  it  fe- 
rociously. This  also  I  thought  was  in  play ;  and 
I  clapped  my  hands  at  his  distortions.  But 
Xanthus  looked  on  him  like  one  afraid,  and 
smote  the  cake  from  him,  crying  aloud,  "  Name 
the  price."  My  father  now  placed  me  in  his 
arms,  naming  a  price  much  below  what  the  other 
had  offered,  saying,  "  The  Gods  are  ever  with 
thee,  0  Xanthus !  therefore  to  thee  do  I  consign 
my  child."  But  while  Xanthus  was  counting  out 
the  silver,  my  father  seized  the  cake  again,  which 
the  slave  had  taken  up  and  ^as  about  to  replace 
in  the  wallet.  His  hunger  was  exasperated  by 
the  taste  and  the  delay.  Suddenly  there  arose 
much  tumult.  Turning  round  in  the  old  woman's 
bosom  who  had  received  me  from  Xanthus,  I  saw 
my  beloved  father  struggling  on  the  ground,  livid 
and  speechless.  The  more  violent  my  cries,  the 
more  rapidly  they  hurried  me  away ;  and  many 
were  soon  between  us.  Little  was  I  suspicious 
that  he  had  suffered  the  pangs  of  famine  long 
before  :  alas  !  and  he  had  suffered  them  for  me. 
Do  I  weep  while  I  am  telling  you  they  ended  1  I 


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could  not  have  closed  his  eyes ;  I  was  too  young  ; 
but  I  might  have  received  his  last  breath ;  the 
only  comfort  of  an  orphan's  bosom.  Do  you  now 
think  him  blameable,  0  JEsopl 

jEtop.  It  was  sublime  humanity :  it  was  for- 
bearance and  self-denial  which  even  the  immortal 
gods  have  never  shown  us.  He  could  endure  to 
perish  by  those  torments  which  alone  are  both 
acute  and  slow :  he  could  number  the  steps  of 
death  and  miss  not  one  :  but  he  could  never  see 
thy  tears,  nor  let  thee  see  his.  0  weakness  above 
all  fortitude  !  Glory  to  the  man  who  rather  bears 
a  grief  corroding  his  breast,  than  permits  it  to 
prowl  beyond,  and  to  prey  on  the  tender  and 
compassionate.  Women  commiserate  the  brave, 
and  men  the  beautiful.  The  dominion  of  Pity 
has  usually  this  extent,  no  wider.  Thy  father  was 
exposed  to  the  obloquy  not  only  of  the  malicious, 
but  also  of  the  ignorant  and  thoughtless,  who 
condemn  in  the  unfortunate  what  they  applaud 
in  the  prosperous.  There  is  no  shame  in  poverty 
or  in  slavery,  if  we  neither  make  ourselves  poor 
by  our  improvidence  nor  slaves  by  our  venality. 
The  lowest  and  highest  of  the  human  race  are 
sold :  most  of  the  intermediate  are  also  slaves,  but 
slaves  who  bring  no  money  in  the  market. 

Ehodope.  Surely  the  great  and  powerful  are 
never  to  be  purchased  :  are  they  1 

Msop.  It  may  be  a  defect  in  my  vision,  but  I 
can  not  see  greatness  on  the  earth.  What  they 
tell  me  is  great  and  aspiring,  to  me  seems  little 
and  crawling.  Let  me  meet  thy  question  with 
another.  What  monarch  gives  his  daughter  for 
nothing  ]  Either  he  receives  stone  walls  and  un- 
willing cities  in  return,  or  he  barters  her  for  a 
parcel  of  spears  and  horses  and  horsemen,  waving 
away  from  his  declining  and  helpless  age  young 
joyous  life,  and  trampling  down  the  freshest  and 
the  sweetest  memories.  Midas  in  the  height 
of  prosperity  would  have  given  his  daughter  to 
Lycaon,  rather  than  to  the  gentlest,  the  most 
virtuous,  the  most  intelligent  of  his  subjects.  Thy 
father  threw  wealth  aside,  and,  placing  thee  under 
the  protection  of  Virtue,  rose  up  from  the  house 
of  Famine  to  partake  in  the  festivals  of  the 
gods. 

.Release  my  neck,  0  Rhodope !  for  I  have  other 
questions  to  ask  of  thee  about  him. 

Rhodope.  To  hear  thee  converse  on  him  in  such 
a  manner,  I  can  do  even  that. 

jEsop.  Before  the  day  of  separation  was  he 
never  sorrowful  ?  did  he  never  by  tears  or  silence 
reveal  the  secret  of  his  soul  ? 

Rhodope.  I  was  too  infantine  to  perceive  or 
imagine  his  intention.  The  night  before  I  be- 
came the  slave  of  Xanthus,  he  sat  on  the  edge  of 
my  bed.  I  pretended  to  be  asleep:  he  moved 
away  silently  and  softly.  I  saw  him  collect  in  the 
hollow  of  his  hand  the  crumbs  I  had  wasted  on 
the  floor,  and  then  eat  them,  and  then  look  if  any 
were  remaining.  I  thought  he  did  so  out  of 
fondness  for  me,  remembering  that,  even  before 
the  famine,  he  had  often  swept  up  off  the  table 
the  bread  I  had  broken,  and  had  made  me  put  it 


between  his  lips.  I  would  not  dissemble  very 
long,  but  said, 

"  Come,  now  you  have  wakened  me,  you  must 
sing  me  asleep  again,  as  you  did  when  I  was 
little." 

He  smiled  faintly  at  this,  and,  after  some  delay, 
when  he  had  walked  up  and  down  the  chamber, 
thus  began : 

"  I  will  sing  to  thee  one  song  more,  my  wake- 
ful Rhodope  !  my  chirping  bird  !  over  whom  is 
no  mother's  wing  !  That  it  may  lull  thee  asleep, 
I  will  celebrate  no  longer,  as  in  the  days  of  wine 
and  plenteousness,  the  glory  of  Mars,  guiding  in 
their  invisibly  rapid  onset  the  dappled  steeds  of 
Rhsesus.  What  hast  thou  to  do,  my  little  one, 
with  arrows  tired  of  clustering  in  the  quiver? 
How  much  quieter  is  thy  pallet  than  the  tents 
which  whitened  the  plain  of  Simb'is  !  What 
knowest  thou  about  the  river  Eurotasl  What 
knowest  thou  about  its  ancient  palace,  once  trod- 
den by  assembled  Gods,  and  then  polluted  by  the 
Phrygian  ]  What  knowest  thou  of  perfidious 
men  or  of  sanguinary  deeds  ? 

"  Pardon  me,  0  goddess  who  presidest  in 
Cythera  !  I  am  not  irreverent  to  thee,  but  ever 
grateful.  May  she  upon  whose  brow  I  lay  my 
hand,  praise  and  bless  thee  for  evermore  ! 

"  Ah  yes  !  continue  to  hold  up  above  the  cover- 
let those  fresh  and  rosy  palms  claspt  together : 
her  benefits  have  descended  on  thy  beauteous 
head,  my  child  !  The  Fates  also  have  sung,  beyond 
thy  hearing,  of  pleasanter  scenes  than  snow-fed 
Hebrus;  of  more  than  dim  grottoes  and  sky- 
bright  waters.  Even  now  a  low  murmur  swells 
upward  to  my  ear :  and  not  from  the  spindle 
comes  the  sound,  but  from  those  who  sing  slowly 
over  it,  bending  all  three  their  tremulous  heads 
together.  I  wish  thou  couldst  hear  it;  for  seldom 
are  their  voices  so  sweet.  Thy  pillow  intercepts 
the  song  perhaps  :  lie  down  again,  lie  down,  my 
Rhodope !  I  will  repeat  what  they  are  saying : 

"  '  Happier  shalt  thou  be,  nor  less  glorious,  than 
even  she,  the  truly  beloved,  for  whose  return  to 
the  distaff  and  the  lyre  the  portals  of  Tsenarus 
flew  open.  In  the  woody  dells  of  Ismarus,  and 
when  she  bathed  among  the  swans  of  Strymon, 
the  Nymphs  called  her  Eurydice.  Thou  shalt 
behold  that  fairest  and  that  fondest  one  hereafter. 
But  first  thou  must  go  unto  the  land  of  the  lotos, 
where  famine  never  cometh,  and  where  alone  the 
works  of  man  are  immortal.' 

"  0  my  child  !  the  undeceiving  Fates  have 
uttered  this.  Other  Powers  have  visited  me,  and 
have  strengthened  my  heart  with  dreams  and 
visions.  We  shall  meet  again,  my  Rhodope  !  in 
shady  groves  and  verdant  meadows,  and  we  shall 
sit  by  the  side  of  those  who  loved  us." 

He  was  rising :  I  threw  my  arms  about  his 
neck,  and,  before  I  would  let  him  go,  I  made  him 
promise  to  place  me,  not  by  the  side,  but  between 
them  :  for  I  thought  of  her  who  had  left  us.  At 
that  time  there  were  but  two,  0  ^Esop. 

You  ponder :  you  are  about  to  reprove  my 
assurance  in  having  thus  repeated  my  own  praises. 


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I  would  have  omitted  some  of  the  words,  only  that 
it  might  have  disturbed  the  measure  and  cadences, 
and  have  put  me  out.  They  are  the  very  words 
my  dearest  father  sang ;  and  they  are  the  last  : 
yet  shame  upon  me !  the  nurse  (the  same  who 
stood  listening  near,  who  attended  me  into  this 
country)  could  remember  them  more  perfectly  :  it 
is  from  her  I  have  learnt  them  since :  she  often 
sings  them,  even  by  herself. 

jEsop.  So  shall  others.  There  is  much  both  in 
them  and  in  thee  to  render  them  memorable. 

Rhodope.  Who  flatters  now  1 


jEsop.  Flattery  often  runs  beyond  Truth,  in  a 
hurry  to  embrace  her ;  but  not  here.  The  dullest 
of  mortals,  seeing  and  hearing  thee,  could  never 
misinterpret  the  prophecy  of  the  Fates. 

If,  turning  back,  I  could  overpass  the  vale  of 
years,  and  could  stand  on  the  mountain-top,  and 
could  look  again  far  before  me  at  the  bright 
ascending  morn,  we  would  enjoy  the  prospect  to- 
gether ;  we  would  walk  along  the  summit  hand  in 
hand,  0  Rhodope,  and  we  would  only  sigh  at  last 
when  we  found  ourselves  below  with  others. 


ROMILLY  AND  WILBERFORCE. 


Romilly.  Indeed,  sir,  I  can  not  but  suspect  that 
the  agitation  of  this  question  on  the  abolition  of 
the  slave-trade,  is  countenanced  by  Mr.  Pitt  chiefly 
to  divert  the  attention  of  the  people  from  crying 
grievances  nearer  home.  Our  paupers  are  increas- 
ing daily  both  in  number  and  in  wretchedness ; 
our  workhouses,  our  hospitals,  and  our  jails,  are 
crowded  and  overflowing ;  our  manufactories  are 
almost  as  stifling  as  slave-ships,  and  more  immoral ; 
apprentices,  milliners,  dressmakers,  work  through- 
out the  greater  part  of  the  night,  and,  at  last  dis- 
abled by  toil,  take  the  sorrowful  refuge  of  the 
street.  After  so  many  have  coldly  repeated  that 
vice  leads  to  misery,  is  there  no  generous  man 
who  will  proclaim  aloud  that  misery  leads  to 
vice  ?  We  all  see  it  every  day :  we  warn  the 
wretched  too  late :  we  are  afraid  of  warning  the 
affluent  too  soon :  we  are  prodigal  of  reproaches 
that  make  the  crushed  heart  bleed  afresh :  we 
think  it  indecorous  to  approach  the  obdurate  one, 
and  unsafe  to  touch  it .  .  barbarous  and  dastardly 
as  we  are. 

Wilberforce.  Postponing  all  these  considera- 
tions, not  immediately  applicable  to  the  subject 
on  which,  Mr.  Romilly,  I  have  taken  the  liberty  to 
knock  at  your  door,  I  must  assure  you  that  my 
friend  Mr.  Pitt  is  not  only  the  most  unbending 
and  unchanging,  but  also  the  most  sincere  man 
living. 

Romilly.  It  is  happy  when  we  can  think  so  of 
any,  especially  of  one  in  power. 

Wilberforce.  Do  you  doubt  it  ? 

Romilly.  I  never  oppose,  without  reluctance, 
opinion  to  sentiment ;  or,  when  I  can  help  it,  a 
bad  opinion  to  a  good  one. 

Wilberforce.  0  !  if  you  knew  him  as  I  do ! 

Romilly.  The  thing  is  impossible. 

Wilberforce.  Why  so  ?  I  should  be  proud  to 
introduce  you. 

Romilly.  The  pride  would  rest*  entirely  apart 
from  me.  It  may  be  that  coarse  metals  are  less 
flexible  than  finer ;  certain  it  is  that  they  do  not 
well  cohere. 

Wilberforce.  But  on  this  occasion  you  invariably 
vote  together. 

Romilly.  In  the  House  of  Commons. 

Wilberforce.  It  is  there  we  must  draw  up  our 
forces. 


Romilly.  Do  you  never  doubt,  however  slightly, 
and  only  on  one  occasion,  the  fidelity  of  your 
leader  1 

Wilberforce.  Leader !  Mr.  Romilly !  leader  ! 
Humble  as  I  am,  the  humblest  indeed  of  that 
august  assembly,  on  this  question,  on  this  alone 
perhaps,  yesi  certainly  on  this  alone,  I  am  acknow- 
ledged, universally  acknowledged,  I  know  too  well 
how  unworthily,  yet  I  do  know,  and  God  has 
given  me  strength  and  grace  to  declare  it  before 
men,  that  I,  the  weakest  of  his  creatures,  there  am 
leader.  It  is  I,  a  band  of  withy,  who  bind  giants : 
it  is  I  who  keep  together  on  this  ground  the  two 
rival  parties :  it  is  I,  a  potter's  vessel,  who  hold 
out  across  the  Atlantic  the  cup  of  freedom  and  of 
fellowship. 

Romilly.  Certainly  you  have  seconded  with  ad- 
mirable zeal  the  indefatigable  Clarkson.  Those 
who  run  with  spirit  and  celerity  have  no  breath 
for  words :  the  whole  is  expended  in  action. 

Wilberforce.  Just  so  with  me.  However,  I  can 
spare  a  speech  of  a  few  hours  every  session,  in  ex- 
pounding the  vexations  and  evils  of  slavery,  and 
in  showing  how  opposite  it  is  to  Christianity. 

Romilly.  I  am  almost  a  believer  in  that  doctrine. 

Wilberforce.  Almost] 

Romilly.  I  should  be  entirely,  if  many  of  the 
most  orthodox  men  in  both  Houses,  including  a 
great  part  of  the  bishops,  had  been  assenters. 

Wilberforce.  Are  they  not  ? 

Romilly.  Apparently  no.  Otherwise  they  would 
never  be  absent  when  the  question  is  discussed, 
nor  would  they  abstain  from  a  petition  to  the 
Crown,  that  a  practice  so  dangerous  to  salvation, 
so  certain  to  bring  down  a  curse  on  the  country, 
be,  with  all  expedient  speed,  abolished. 

Wilberforce.  It  is  unnecessary  for  me  to  defend 
the  conduct  of  my  Right  Reverend  friends :  men 
of  such  piety  as  no  other  country  hath  exhibited; 
but  permit  me  to  remark,  Mr.  Romilly,  that  you 
yourself  betray  a  lukewarmness  in  the  cause,  when 
you  talk  of  expedient  speed.  Expedient  indeed  ! 
Gracious  Jesu  !  Ought  such  a  crime  to  be  tole- 
rated for  one  hour  1  Are  there  no  lightnings  in 
heaven  . . 

Romilly.  Probably  there  are  :  there  were  last 
summer.  But  I  would  rather  see  them  purifying 
the  air  than  scorching  the  earth  before  me.  My 


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good  Mr.  Wilberforce !  abstain,  I  beseech  you, 
from  a  species  of  eloquence  in  which  Mr.  Sheridan 
and  Mr.  Pitt  excell  you,  especially  when  it  is  late 
in  the  evening:  at  that  season  such  men  are 
usually  the  most  pious.  The  lightnings  of  heaven 
fall  as  frequently  on  granaries  as  on  slave-ships. 
It  is  better  at  all  times  to  abstain  from  expostu- 
lating with  God;  and  more  especially  on  the 
righteousness  of  his  judgments  and  the  delay  of 
his  vengeance. 

Wilberforce.  Mr.  Romilly!  Mr.  Romilly!  the 
royal  psalmist  .  .  . 

JtomUly.  Was  too  often  like  other  royal  per- 
sonages, and,  with  much  power  of  doing  evil,  was 
desirous  of  much  more.  Whenever  we  are  con- 
scious of  such  propensities,  it  would  be  wiser  and 
more  religious  to  implore  of  God  to  pardon  than 
to  promote  them. 

Wilberforce.  We  must  bow  to  authority  in  all 
things. 

Romilly.  So  we  hear :  but  we  may  be  so  much 
in  the  habit  of  bowing  as  at  last  to  be  unable  to 
stand  upright.  Before  we  begin  at  all,  it  is  useful 
to  inquire  what  is  authority.  We  are  accustomed 
to  mistake  place  and  power  for  it.  Now  the  Devil, 
on  this  earth  at  least,  possesses  as  much  power  as 
the  Deity,  and  more  place.  Unless  he  did,  we  tell 
a  manifest  lie  in  every  prayer  and  supplication. 
For  we  declare  that  we  are,  and  always  have  been, 
miserable  sinners,  and  that  there  is  no  truth  in  us. 

Wilberforce.  Ah,  my  dear  sir !  you  are  no 
theologian,  I  see.  Some  of  us,  by  the  blessing  of 
God,  are  under  grace ;  and,  once  under  grace,  we 
are  safe.  But  it  is  not  on  this  business  I  visit 
you.  Here  we  may  differ ;  but  on  the  Abolition 
we  think  alike. 

Romilly.  I  am  not  quite  sure  of  that. 

Wilberforce.  Indeed !  Then,  pray,  my  dear  sir, 
correct  your  judgment. 

Romilly.  I  have  been  doing  it,  to  the  best  of  my 
ability,  all  my  life. 

Wilberforce.  If  you  had  only  clung  to  the  Cross, 
you  would  have  been  sure  and  stedfast  from  your 
very  childhood. 

Romilly.  Alas  !  I  see  but  one  cross  remaining 
on  earth,  and  it  is  that  of  the  unrepentant  thief. 
What  thousands  of  the  most  venomous  wasps  and 
hornets  swarm  about  it,  and  fight  for  its  putre- 
scencies  !  The  blessed  one  was  pulled  down  long 
ago,  indeed  soon  after  its  erection,  in  the  scuffle 
of  those  who  would  sell  the  splinters.  Great 
fortunes  are  daily  made  by  it,  and  it  maintains 
as  many  clerks  and  treasurers  as  the  South-sea. 
The  money-changers  in  the  Temple  of  old  did 
at  least  give  change :  ours  bag  the  money  and 
say  call  to-morrow. 

Wilberforce.  Unholy  as  the  gains  may  be,  we 
must  not  meddle  with  vested  rights  and  ancient 
institutions. 

Romilly.  Then,  worthy  Mr.  Wilberforce,  let 
slavery  continue;  for  certainly  no  institution  is 
more  ancient.  In  this  also  am  I  to  correct  my 
judgment  1 

Wilberforce.  The  fact  is  too  true.     You  were 


erroneous  there  only  where  you  differed  from 
me  on  that  subject,  which  I  had  examined  atten- 
tively and  minutely. 

Romilly.  Namely,  the  Abolition. 

Wilberforce.  Exactly  so. 

Romilly.  The  clearers  of  ground  in  the  forests 
of  America  clear  first  the  places  round  about  the 
homestead.  On  this  principle  I  would  begin  to 
emancipate  and  enlighten  the  suffering  labourers 
in  my  own  vicinity.  Look  at  the  draught-horses 
now  passing  under  the  window.  The  first  quar- 
ter of  their  lives  was  given  to  their  growth : 
plentiful  food  came  before  painful  service.  They 
are  ignorant  of  our  vices,  insensible  of  our  affec- 
tions :  ease  is  all  in  all  to  them ;  and  while  they 
want  it  most,  and  while  it  is  most  profitable  or 
promissory  to  the  master,  they  enjoy  it. 

Wilberforce.  We  then  put  blinkers  before  their 
eyes,  that  nothing  may  make  them  swerve  on 
the  road.  Here  is  another  act  of  humanity. 

Romilly.  If  you  attempt  to  put  blinkers  be- 
fore the  intellectual  eye,  you  only  increase  its 
obliquity.  Give  as  much  clear-sightedness  as 
possible,  give  reasonable  leisure,  or  you  never  will 
conciliate  affection  to  your  institutions.  Inflict  on 
men  the  labour  and  privations  of  brutes,  and  you 
impress  on  them  the  brutal  character :  render 
them  rationally  happy,  and  they  are  already  on 
the  highway  to  heaven.  No  man  rationally  happy 
will  barter  the  possession  he  enjoys  for  the  most 
brilliant  theory:  but  the  unhappy  will  dream  of 
daggers  until  he  clutches  them.  If  your  friend 
Mr.  Pitt  wishes  to  retard  the  revolutionary  move- 
ment, he  will  not  attempt  to  put  the  fetter  on  the 
white  man  while  you  are  taking  it  off  the  black  : 
he  will  not  bring  forward  a  flogged  soldiery  to 
confront  an  enthusiastical  one :  he  will  not  dis- 
play to  the  vigorous  sons  of  starving  yeomen 
the  sight  of  twenty  farm-houses  rising  up  from 
the  ruins  of  one  chdteau.  Peace  is  easier  to  retain 
than  to  recall. 

Wilberforce.  Well,  Mr.  Romilly!  we  are  depart- 
ing a  little  from  the  object  of  my  visit :  and,  if 
we  continue  to  digress,  I  am  afraid  you  may  not 
be  so  entirely  at  leisure  to  hear  me  repeat  the 
speech  I  have  prepared  on  the  Abolition.  Your 
room  appears  to  be  well  adapted  to  my  voice. 

Romilly.  Already  I  have  had  the  benefit  of 
your  observations  the  three  last  sessions. 

Wilberforce.  You  will  hear  me  again,  I  confi- 
dently hope,  with  the  same  pleasure  in  a  very 
crowded  House. 

Romilly.  You  represent  a  Riding  in  the  county 
of  York. 

Wilberforce.  I  have  that  honour. 

Romilly.  To  represent  a  county  is  not  in  itself 
an  honour;  but  it  offers  opportunities  of  earning 
many.  Inform  your  constituents  that  the  slavery 
in  the  West  Indies  is  less  cruel  and  pernicious 
than  the  slavery  in  their  own  parishes :  that  the 
condition  of  the  Black  is  better  on  the  whole 
than  the  condition  of  the  pauper  in  England, 
and  that  his  children  are  incomparably  more 
comfortable  and  happy. 


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Wilberforce.  Lord  of  mercy !  do  I  hear  this 
from  a  philanthropist] 

Romilly.  I  venture  to  assert,  you  do,  however 
deficient  I  may  be  in  the  means  of  showing  it. 
You  might,  in  any  Session  of  Parliament,  obtain 
a  majority  of  votes  in  favour  of  a  Bill  to  diminish 
the  hours  of  a  child's  labour  in  factories.  Every 
country  gentleman,  every  peer,  would  vote  that 
none  under  his  eighth  year  should  be  incarcerated 
in  these  pesthouses. 

Wilberforce.  0  Sir !  is  such  a  word  applicable  ? 

Bomitty.  Precisely:  although  a  pesthouse  is 
usually  the  appellation  of  that  building  which  ex- 
cludes the  malady  and  receives  the  endangered. 
From  eight  years  to  twelve,  I  would  prohibit  a 
longer  daily  work  than  of  six  hours,  with  two 
hours  between  each  three,  for  food  and  exercise. 
After  the  twelfth  year  the  sexes  should  not  be 
confounded. 

Wilberforce.  The  first  regulation  would  create 
much  discontent  among  our  wealthiest  supporters; 
and  even  the  parents  would  object  to  them. 

Romilly.  Two  signal  and  sorrowful  truths ! 
There  are  also  two  additional.  They  who  feel  the 
least  for  others  feel  the  most  for  themselves  :  and 
the  parents  who  waste  away  their  own  strength  in 
gin-shops  are  ready  to  waste  their  children's  in 
factories.  If  our  inconsiderate  war  and  our  pro- 
digal expenditure  permitted  the  exercise  of  policy, 
we  should  bethink  ourselves  that  manly  hearts 
and  sound  bodies  are  the  support  of  states,  not 
creaking  looms  nor  over-pressed  cotton-bags  in 
human  shape.  We  have  no  right  to  break  down 
the  sinews  of  the  rising  generation  :  we  have  no 
right  to  devote  the  children  of  the  poor  either  to 
Belial  or  to  Moloch.  I  do  care  about  the  Blacks; 
I  do  care  greatly  and  anxiously  about  them ; 
but  I  would  rather  that  slavery  should  exist  for 
seven  centuries  longer  in  the  West  Indies,  than 
for  seven  years  longer  in  Lancashire  and  York- 
shire. If  there  be  any  sincerity  in  the  heart  of 
Mr.  Pitt,  why  does  he  not  order  his  dependents  in 
both  Houses  (and  nearly  all  are  his  dependents  in 
both  alike)  to  vote  for  your  motion  1 

Wilberforce.  He  wishes  us  well :  but  he  is 
aware  that  a  compensation  must  be  made  to  the 
masters  of  the  slaves;  and  he  has  not  money 
for  it. 

Romilly.  Whose  fault  is  that  ?  He  always  has 
found  money  enough  for  extending  the  miseries 
of  other  nations  and  the  corruption  of  his  own. 
By  his  extravagance  and  the  excess  of  taxation 
he  is  leading  to  that  catastrophe  which  he  avowed 
it  was  his  object  to  prevent. 

Wilberforce.  God  forbid ! 

Romilly.  God  has  forbidden ;  but  he  does  not 
mind  that. 

Wilberforce.  You  force  me  to  say,  Mr.  Romilly, 
what  I  hope  you  will  not  think  a  personality.  The 
French  Revolution  was  brought  about  in  great 
measure  by  the  gentlemen  of  your  profession. 

Romilly.  The  people  were  rendered  so  extremely 
poor  by  the  imposts,  that  there  were  few  litiga- 
tions in  the  courts  of  law.  Hence  the  lawyers, 


who  starved  others  until  now,  began  to  be  starved 
in  turn,  and  incited  the  people  to  revolution,  that 
there  might  be  crime  and  change  of  property. 
England  has  now  taken  the  sins  of  the  world  upon 
her,  and  pays  for  all. 

Wilberforce.  Awful  expression  !  Let  us  return 
to  the  Blacks.  It  is  calculated  that  twenty  mil- 
lions are  requisite  to  indemnify  the  slave-holders. 

Romilly.  Do  you  wonder  then  that  he  is 
evasive] 

Wilberforce.  I  should  wonder  if  a  man  of  his 
integrity  were  so  upon  any  occasion.  But  he  has 
frankly  told  me  that  he  does  not  see  clearly  at 
what  time  the  measure  may  be  expedient. 

Romilly.  Everything  can  be  calculated,  except 
the  hour  for  the  abolition  of  injustice.  It  is  not 
always  in  our  power  to  retrace  our  steps  when  we 
have  committed  it.  Nay,  sometimes  is  it  requisite 
not  only  to  go  on  with  it,  but  even  to  add  fresh. 
We  waged  a  most  unnecessary,  a  most  impolitic, 
a  most  unjust  war  against  France.  Nothing 
else  could  have  united  her  people :  nothing  else 
could  have  endangered  or  have  interrupted  our  com- 
merce. Having  taken  the  American  islands  from 
our  enemy,  we  should  have  exported  from  them 
the  younger  slaves  into  our  own,  taking  care  that 
the  number  of  females  be  proportional  to  the  num- 
ber of  males.  We  should  have  granted  our  pro- 
tection to  Brazil  and  Cuba,  on  condition  that  the 
traffic  in  African  slaves  immediately  cease,  and  that 
everyone  belonging  to  Spaniard  or  Portuguese, 
who  had  served  fourteen  years,  should  be  free. 
Unhappily  we  ourselves  can  do  little  more  at 
present  for  our  own,  without  a  grievous  injustice 
to  a  large  body  of  our  fellow-subjects.  We  can 
however  place  adequate  power  in  the  hands  of 
the  civil  and  military  governors,  authorising  them 
to  grant  any  slave  his  freedom  who  shall  be  proved 
to  have  been  cruelly  treated  by  his  master.  What 
a  curse  is  it  upon  us,  that  at  present  we  nei- 
ther can  make  peace  nor  abolish  slavery!  We 
can  decree,  and  we  ought  instantly,  that  the 
importation  and  sale  of  slaves  do  cease  at  this 
very  hour  throughout  the  world.  We  can  decree, 
and  we  ought  instantly,  that  husband  and  wife  be 
united,  and  separated  no  more.  We  can  decree, 
and  ought  instantly,  that  children  from  seven  to 
ten  years  of  age  be  instructed  one  hour  daily. 
But,  as  things  are  now  constituted,  I  think  I  have 
no  right  to  deprive  a  proprietor  of  his  property, 
unless  he  has  forfeited  it  by  a  violation  of  law. 
To  repay  me  for  my  protection,  and  for  granting 
him  a  monopoly  during  the  war,  I  would  stipulate 
with  him,  that  whoever  had  served  him  fourteen 
years  should  be  emancipated.  He  should  also  be 
obliged  to  maintain  as  many  females  as  males,  or 
nearly,  and  to  set  apart  a  plot  of  ground  for  every 
emancipated  slave,  enough  for  his  support,  on 
lease  for  life,  at  such  a  rent  as  those  deputed 
by  the  governor  may  think  reasonable.  The 
proposition  of  granting  twenty,  or  ten,  or  five 
millions  to  carry  into  execution  the  abolition  of 
slavery,  by  way  of  indemnity  to  the  slave-holders, 
is  absurd.  Abolish  all  duties  of  importation  and 


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exportation;  that  will  be  sufficient.  The  abo- 
lition of  the  slave-trade  is  greatly  more  import- 
ant than  the  abolition  of  slavery  in  our  islands. 
The  traffic  can  be  terminated  at  once ;  the  servi- 
tude but  gradually.  It  is  in  politics  as  in  diet. 
They  who  have  committed  excesses  can  not  be- 
come quite  temperate  at  the  first  perception  of 
their  perilous  situation.  The  consequences  of  a 
sudden  change  might  be  fatal. 

Wilberforce.  Religion  teaches  us  that  we  should 
consent  to  no  truce  with  Sin. 

Romilly.  We  should  enter  into  no  engagements 
with  her :  but  the  union  is  easier  than  the  divorce. 
There  are  materials  which,  being  warped,  are  not 
to  be  set  right  again  by  a  stroke  of  the  hammer, 
but  by  temperance  and  time.  Our  system  of 
slavery  is  in  this  condition.  We  have  done  wrong 
with  impunity;  we  can  not  with  impunity  do 
right.  We  wound  the  state  in  stripping  the  in- 
dividual. 

Wilberforce.  I  would  not  strip  him ;  I  would 
grant  him  a  fair  and  full  indemnity. 

Romilly.  What!  when  all  your  property  is 
mortgaged?  When  you  are  without  a  hope  of 
redeeming  it,  and  can  hardly  find  wherewithal 
to  pay  the  interest?  If  ever  you  attempt  the 
undertaking,  it  can  be  only  at  the  peace. 
-  Wilberforce.  I  am  sorry  to  find  you  so  de- 
spondent. 

Romttly.  I  am  more  despondent  than  I  have 
yet  appeared  to  be. 

Wilberforce.  With  what  reason  ? 

Romilly.  Hostilities  having  ceased,  the  people 
will  be  clamorous  for  the  removal  of  many  taxes ; 
and  some  of  the  most  productive  will  be  remitted 
the  first.  In  my  opinion,  unwise  as  was  the  war, 
and  entered  into  for  the  gratification  of  an  old 
madman,  who  never  knew  the  difference  between 
a  battle  and  a  review,  and  who  chuckled  at  the 
idea  of  his  subjects  being  peppered  when  they  were 
shot;  a  war  conducted  by  grasping  men,  out- 
rageous at  the  extortion  of  their  compliance,  and 
at  the  alternative  that  either  their  places  or  their 
principles  must  be  surrendered ;  we  nevertheless 
ought  to  discharge  the  debt  we  contracted,  and 
not  to  leave  the  burden  for  our  children.  If  our 
affairs  are  as  ill  conducted  in  peace  as  they  are  in 
war,  it  is  greatly  to  be  feared  that  we  may  injure 
the  colonist  more  than  we  benefit  the  slave.  We 
may  even  carry  our  imprudence  so  far  as  to  restore 
to  our  enemies  the  lands  we  have  conquered  from 
them,  cultivated'by  blacks. 

Wilberforce.  Impossible.  Mr.  Pitt  has  declared 
that  peace  is  never  to  be  signed  without  indem- 
nity for  the  past,  and  security  for  the  future. 
These  are  his  very  words. 

Romitty.  Not  as  a  politician,  but  as  an  arith- 
metician, he  knew  when  he  uttered  these  words 
that  they  never  could  be  accomplished.  War 
is  alike  the  parent  and  the  child  of  evil.  It  would 
surpass  your  ingenuity,  or  Mr.  Pitt's,  to  discover 
any  whatsoever  which  does  not  arise  from  war,  or 
follow  war,  or  romp  and  revel  in  the  midst  of  war. 
It  begins  in  pride  and  malice,  it  continues  in 


cruelty  and  rapine,  it  terminates  in  poverty  and 
oppression.  Our  bishops,  who  pray  for  success  in 
it,  are  much  bolder  men  than  our  soldiers  who 
engage  in  it  bayonet  to  bayonet.  For  the  soldier 
fights  only  against  man,  and  under  the  command 
of  man  :  the  bishop  fights  against  the  command 
of  God,  and  against  God  himself.  Every  hand 
lifted  up  in  prayer  for  homicide,  strikes  him  in 
the  face. 

Wilberforce.  Mr.  Romilly!  I  entertain  a  due 
respect  for  you,  as  being  eminent  in  your  pro- 
fession, a  member  of  Parliament,  a  virtuous  and 
(I  hope)  a  religious  man  :  you  would  however  rise 
higher  in  my  estimation  if  you  reverenced  your 
superiors. 

Romilly.  It  must  be  a  man  immeasurably  above 
me,  both  in  virtue  and  intellect,  whom,  knowing 
my  own  deficiency,  I  could  reverence.  Seldom 
is  it  that  I  quote  a  verse  or  a  sentiment,  but  there 
is  in  a  poet  not  very  original  a  thought  so  original 
that  nobody  seems  ever  to  have  applied  it  to  him- 
self or  others : 

"  Below  the  good  how  far !  how  far  above  the  great !" 

Wilberforce.  There  is  only  one  half  of  it  I  would 
hear  willingly.  When  men  begin  to  think  them- 
selves above  the  great,  social  order  is  wofully  de- 
ranged. I  deplore  the  absence  of  that  self-abase- 
ment on  which  is  laid  the  foundation  of  all  Chris- 
tian virtues. 

Romilly.  Unless  we  respect  ourselves,  our  re- 
spect for  superiors  is  prone  to  servility.  No  man 
can  be  thrown  by  another  from  such  a  height  as 
he  can  throw  himself  from.  I  never  have  observed 
that  a  tendency  toward  the  powerful  was  a  suffi- 
cient check  to  spiritual  pride  :  and  extremely  few 
have  I  known,  or  heard  of,  who,  tossing  up  their 
nostrils  into  the  air  and  giving  tongue  that  they 
have  hit  upon  the  trail  to  heaven,  could  distin- 
guish humility  from  baseness.  Mostly  they  dirty 
those  they  fawn  on,  and  get  kicked  before  they 
get  fed. 

Wilberforce.  Christianity  makes  allowances  for 
human  infirmity. 

Romilly.  Christianity,  as  now  practised  by  the 
highest  of  its  professors,  makes  more  infirmities 
than  allowances.  Can  we  believe  in  their  belief 
who  wallow  in  wealth  and  war  ?  in  theirs  who  vote 
subsidies  for  slaughter  1  who  speed  the  slave-ship 
with  their  prayers'?  who  bind  and  lacerate  and 
stifle  the  helpless  wretches  they  call  men  and 
brethren  ? 

Wilberforce.  Parliamentary  steps  must  be  taken 
before  you  can  expect  to  mitigate  the  curses  of 
war  and  slavery. 

Romilly.  By  whom  first  should  the  steps  be 
taken  ?  Persuade  the  bishops,  if  you  can,  to  raise 
their  voices  for  the  double  abolition.  Let  them 
at  least  unite  and  join  you  in  that  which,  appa- 
rently, you  have  most  at  heart.  In  order  to  effect 
it  gradually,  I  am  ready  to  subscribe  my  name  to 
any  society,  of  which  the  main  object  shall  be 
the  conversion  of  our  spiritual  lords  to  Chris- 
tianity. The  waters  of  Jordan,  which  were 


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formerly  used  for  bleaching,  serve  at  present  no 
other  purpose  than  the  setting  of  scarlet  and 
purple. 

Wilberforce.  There  is  danger  in  touching  the 
altar.  We  may  overturn  the  table  and  bruise  the 
chalice  in  attempting  any  restoration  of  the 
structure. 

Romilly.  Christianity  is  a  plant  which  grows 
well  from  seed,  but  ill  from  cuttings :  they  who 
have  grafted  it  on  a  wilding  have  sometimes  suc- 
ceeded ;  never  they  who  (as  we  have)  inoculated  it 
on  one  cracked  in  the  stem  and  oozing  over  with 
foul  luxuriance.  I  do  not  deny  that  families  and 
small  communities  have  profited  by  secession 
from  more  corrupt  religions  :  but  as  soon  as  ever 
cities  and  provinces  have  embraced  the  purer 
creed,  ambitious  men  have  always  been  ready  to 
materialize  the  word  of  God  and  to  raise  houses 
and  estates  upon  it. 

Wilberforce.  The  prosperity  of  the  labourers  in 
Christ's  vineyard  has  excited  the  envy  of  the  ill- 
disposed. 

Romilly.  What  prosperity]  Success  in  im- 
proving it  ? 

Wilberforce.  No  indeed,  but  their  honest 
earnings. 

Romilly.  Did  the  master  pay  such  earnings  to 
those  whose  work  was  harder1?  or  did  he  com- 
mand, or  will,  that  such  should  be  paid  on  any 
future  day  ] 

Wilberforce.  I  am  sorry,  Mr.  Romilly,  that  you 
question  and  quibble  (pardon  me  the  expression) 
just  like  those  unhappy  men,  miscalled  philoso- 
phers, who  have  brought  down  the  vengeance  of 
Heaven  on  France,  Voltaire  at  the  head  of  them. 

Romilly.  No  indeed ;  I  never  have  sunned  my- 
self on  the  trim  and  short  grass  bordered  by  the 
papered  pinks  and  powdered  ranunculuses  of 
Voltaire.  His  pertness  is  amusing :  but  I  thought 
it  pleasanter  to  bathe  in  the  deep  wisdom  of  wit 
running  up  to  its  banks  through  the  romantic 
scenery  of  Cervantes. 

Wilberforce.  Little  better  than  infidelity. 

Romilly.  But  not,  as  infidelity  generally  is, 
sterile  and  flimsy.  Christians  themselves  are  all 
infidels  in  the  sight  of  some  other  Christians  ;  and 
they  who  come  nearest  to  them  are  the  most  ob- 
noxious. Strange  interpretation  of  "Love  your 
neighbour ! "  If  there  are  grades  of  belief,  there 
must  also  be  grades  of  unbelief.  The  worst  of 
unbelief  is  that  which  regrets  the  goodness  of  our 
heavenly  Father,  and  from  which  there  springs  in 
us  a  desire  of  breaking  what  we  can  not  bend,  and 
of  twisting  wire  after  wire  and  tying  knot  after  knot 
in  his  scourge.  Christianity,  as  I  understand  it,  lies 
not  in  belief  but  in  action.  That  servant  is  a 
good  servant  who  obeys  the  just  orders  of  his 
master ;  not  he  who  repeats  his  words,  measures 
his  stature,  or  traces  his  pedigree  !  On  all  occa- 
sions it  is  well  to  be  a  little  more  than  tolerant ; 
especially  when  a  wiser  and  better  man  than  our- 
selves thinks  differently  from  us.  Religious 
minds  will  find  an  additional  reason  for  their 
humility,  when  they  observe  such  excellent  men 


as  Borromeo  and  Fenelon  adhering  to  the  religion 
they  were  born  in,  amidst  the  discussions  and 
commotions  of  every  land  around. 

Wilberforce.  My  opinion  is,  that  religion  should 
be  mixed  up  in  all  our  institutions,  and  that  it 
not  only  should  be  a  part,  but  the  main  part  of 
the  state. 

Romilly.  I  am  unwilling  to  obtrude  my  senti- 
ments on  this  question,  and  even  to  answer  any. 
For  I  always  have  observed  that  the  most  religious 
men  become  the  most  impatient  in  the  course  of 
discussion,  calling  their  opponents  weak  wavering 
sceptics,  or  obstinate  reckless  unbelievers.  But 
since  the  constitution  of  our  country  is  involved 
in  it,  together  with  its  present  defects  and  future 
meliorations,  I  must  declare  to  you  my  conviction 
that  even  the  best  government  and  the  best 
religion  should  be  kept  apart  in  their  ministries. 

In  building  a  house,  brick  and  lime  are 
ingredients.  Let  the  brick  be  imbedded  in  the 
lime  reduced  to  mortar  :  but  if  you  mix  it  in  the 
composition  of  the  brick,  it  swells  and  cracks  and 
falls  to  pieces  in  the  kiln. 

Wilberforce.  That  is  no  argument. 

Romilly.*  Arguments  cease  to  be  arguments  the 
moment  they  come  home.  But  this,  I  acknow- 
ledge, is  only  an  illustration.  To  detain  you  no 
longer,  Mr.  Wilberforce,  I  give  you  my  promise  I 
will  attend  at  the  debate,  and  vote  with  you. 
Neither  of  us  can  live  long  enough  to  see  the 
Africans  secure  from  bondage,  or  from  the  violence 
of  tribe  against  tribe,  and  from  the  myriads  of 
other  calamities  that  precede  it.  Europe  is  semi- 
barbarous  at  the  present  hour ;  and,  even  among 
the  more  civilized,  one  state  is  as  suspicious  of 
another  as  one  Black  is  of  another  in  the  belli- 
gerents of  Senegal  and  Gambia.  For  many  years 
to  come,  no  nation  will  unite  with  us  in  any  work 
or  project  for  the  furtherance  of  our  mutual  well- 
being  :  little  then  can  we  expect  that  Honour,  now 
totally  lost  sight  of  on  the  Continent,  will  be  re- 
cognised in  a  character  so  novel  as  the  Knight- 
errant  of  Humanity. 

One  more  remark  at  parting ;  the  only  one  by 
which  in  this  business  I  can  hope  to  serve  you 
materially.  Permit  me  to  advise  you,  Mr.  Wil- 
berforce, to  display  as  small  a  portion  of  historical 
research  as  you  possibly  can,  consistently  with 
your  eloquence  and  enthusiasm. 

Wilberforce.  Why  so,  Mr.  Romilly  1 

Romilly.  Because  it  may  counteract  your  bene- 
volent intentions. 

Wilberforce.  Nothing  shall  counteract  them. 


*  Parliament  has  been  proved  in  our  times,  and  indeed 
in  most  ethers,  a  Blippery  foundation  for  names,  although 
a  commodious  one  for  fortunes.  But  Romilly  went  into 
public  life  with  temperate  and  healthy  aspirations.  Pro- 
vidence, having  blessed  him  with  domestic  peace,  with- 
held him  from  political  animosities.  He  knew  that  the 
sweetest  fruits  grow  nearest  the  ground,  and  he  waited  for 
the  higher  to  fall  into  his  bosom,  without  an  effort  or  a 
wish  to  seize  on  them.  No  man  whosoever  in  our  Parlia- 
mentary history  has  united  in  more  perfect  accordance 
and  constancy  pure  virtue  and  lofty  wisdom. 


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Romitty.  Arc  you  aware  to  which  of  our  sovrans 
we  must  attribute  the  deadly  curse  of  African 
slavery,  inasmuch  as  our  country  is  concerned 
in  it? 

Wilberforce.  Certainly  to  none  of  our  justly 
revered  kings  can  so  horrible  a  crime  be  imputed, 
although  the  royal  power,  according  to  the  limi- 
tations of  our  constitution,  may  have  been  insuffi- 
cient to  repress  it  effectively. 

Eomilly.  Queen  Elizabeth  equipped  two  vessels 
for  her  own  sole  profit,  in  which  two  vessels, 
escorted  by  the  fleet  under  the  command  of 
Hawkins,  were  the  first  unhappy  Blacks  inveigled 
from  their  shores  by  Englishmen,  and  doomed  to 


end  their  lives  in  servitude.  Elizabeth  was  ava- 
ricious and  cruel;  but  a  small  segment  of  her 
heart  had  a  brief  sunshine  on  it,  darting  obliquely. 
We  are  under  a  king  notoriously  more  avaricious ; 
one  who  passes  without  a  shudder  the  gibbets  his 
sign-manual  has  garnished ;  one  who  sees  on  the 
field  of  the  most  disastrous  battles,  battles  in 
which  he  ordered  his  people  to  fight  his  people, 
nothing  else  to  be  regretted  than  the  loss  of  horses 
and  saddles,  of  haversacs  and  jackets.  If  this 
insensate  and  insatiable  man  even  hears  that 
Queen  Elizabeth  was  a  slave-dealer,  he  will  assert 
the  inalienable  rights  of  the  Crown,  and  swamp 
your  motion. 


QUEEN  POMARE,  PRITCHARD,  CAPTAINS  POLVEREL  AND  DES  MITRAILLES, 
LIEUTENANT  POIGNAUNEZ,  MARINERS. 


Polverel.  Mr.  Pritchard,  I  have  desired  your 
presence,  as  a  gentleman  of  great  influence  and 
authority. 

Pritchard.  Sir,  I  know  not  exactly  in  what 
manner  I  can  be  of  service  to  crews  of  vessels 
which  invade  this  island. 

Polverel,  The  island  is  in  a  state  of  insurrection. 
We  come  opportunely  to  aid  the  legitimate  Power 
in  quelling  it.  Among  the  natives  there  are  many 
discontented,  as  you  know. 

Pritchard.  The  very  men  who  apparently  ought 
to  be  the  most  contented :  for  they  not  only  enjoy 
the  fruits  of  French  principles,  but  also  of  French 
manufactures,  and  they  possess  many  luxuries 
which  the  others  never  heard  of. 

Polverel.  Is  it  possible  ? 

Pritchard.  They  have  displayed,  most  ostenta- 
tiously and  boastingly,  knives,  cutlasses,  tobacco, 
brandy,  rum,  plates,  dishes,  mirrors,  and  other 
articles  of  furniture  and  luxury,  which  a  generous 
magnanimous  ally,  ever  devoted  to  their  welfare, 
ever  watchful  over  their  prosperity,  has  munifi- 
cently bestowed. 

Polverel.  Mr.  Pritchard  !  every  word  you  utter 
raises  my  wonder  higher.  We  are  both  of  us 
philanthropists  :  let  us  then,  dispassionately  and 
amicably,  talk  together  on  the  present  condition 
of  these  misguided  people,  so  mysteriously  de- 
luded. 

PritcJutrd.  Our  conversation,  I  suspect,  would 
alter  but  little  what  is  predetermined. 

Polverel.  Mon  Dieu  !  What  can  that  be  ? 

Pritchard.  Evidently  the  subjugation  of  the 
natives. 

Polverel.  Mr.  Pritchard !  your  language  is  quite 
unintelligible  to  me.  France  never  subjugates. 
She  receives  with  open  arms  all  nations  who  run 
into  her  bosom  for  protection :  she  endows  them 
with  all  the  blessings  of  peace,  of  civilisation,  of 
industry,  of  the  sciences,  of  the  fine  arts. 

Pritchard.  Certainly  no  arts  are  finer  than  the 
arts  they  receive  from  that  bosom  of  hers,  at  once 
so  expansive  and  so  stringent. 

Polverel.  Ah,  Mr.  Pritchard !   Mr.  Pritchard  ! 


you  know  my  humour,  my  temperament,  my  taste, 
by  intuition.    I  enjoy  a  joke,  no  man  better. 

Pritchard.  Especially  such  jokes,  M.  le  Capi- 
taine,  as  you  utter  vivaciously  from  the  mouth  of 
your  cannon,  and  which  play  with  lambent  light 
about  your  cutlasses  and  bayonets. 

Polverel.  We  have  done  with  war,' totally  and  for 
ever  done  with  it.  France,  having  conquered 
the  confederated  world,  desires  only  peace.  She 
has  subdued  and  civilised  Africa.  The  desert 
teems  with  her  harvests.  Temples  and  theatres 
rise  above  and  beyond  the  remotest  tent  of  Moor 
and  Arab.  The  conquerors  of  Spain  implore  the 
pardon  of  France.  The  camel  bends  his  arched 
neck  and  falls  on  his  flat  knees,  supplicating  the 
children  of  mothers  from  our  beautiful  country, 
to  mount  the  protuberance  which  provident 
Nature  framed  expressly  for  the  purpose,  and  to 
alight  from  it  in  the  astonished  streets  of  Tim- 
buctoo.  We  swear  he  shall  alight  in  safety.  Yes, 
we  swear  it,  Mr.  Pritchard ! 

Pritchard.  You  have  sworn  many  things,  M.  le 
Capitaine,  some  of  which  were  very  soon  counter- 
sworn,  and  others  are  unaccomplished:  but  in 
this,  impracticable  as  it  appears  to  me,  I  heartily 
wish  you  success. 

Polverel.  Consider  it  as  done,  completely,  irre- 
versibly. 

Pritchard.  Population  is  increasing  rapidly 
both  in  France  and  England :  industry  should 
increase  proportionally.  By  conciliating  and 
humanising  the  various  tribes  in  Africa,  you  en- 
large the  field  of  commerce,  in  which  the  most 
industrious  and  the  most  honest  will  ultimately 
be  the  most  successful.  It  might  be  offensive  to 
you  if,  in  addition  to  this,  I  mention  to  you  the 
blessings  of  religion. 

Polverel.  Not  at  all,  not  at  all.  I  have  given 
proofs  already  that  I  can  endure  very  dark  re- 
flections, and  can  make  very  large  allowances. 
Our  soldiers  will  relieve  the  poor  devils  of  Maho- 
metans from  the  grievous  sin  of  polygamy.  If 
anyone  of  them  is  rich  enough  to  keep  a  couple  of 
wives  or  concubines,  he  is  also  rich  enough  to 


QUEEN  POMARE,  PRITCHARD  AND  POLVEREL. 


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keep  a  confessor,  who  will  relax  a  little  the  bonds 
of  Satan  for  him,  and  carry  a  link  or  two  of  the 
chain  on  his  own  shoulders.  Seriously,  for  at 
bottom  I  am  a  true  believer  and  a  good  catholic, 
we  must  establish  the  mass  both  there  and  here. 
France  has  recovered  her  fine  old  attitude,  and 
can  endure  no  longer  the  curse  of  irreligion.  Asia 
now  lies  at  her  feet,  but  intermediately  the  Pacific 
Ocean.  It  shall  roll  its  vast  waves  before  her  with 
due  submission,  and  everyone  of  them  shall  reflect 
her  tricolor. 

Pritchard.  Sir,  you  promised  that  we  should 
converse  together  amicably,  and  that  neither  of 
us,  in  the  course  of  our  discussion,  should  give  or 
take  offence. 

Polverel.  A  Frenchman's  word  was  never  vio- 
lated :  a  grain  of  dust  never  could  lie  upon  his 
honour. 

Pritchard  (aside).  Certainly  not  without  the 
cramp,  if  dust  could  catch  it. 

Polverel.  I  perceive  your  mute  acknowledgment. 
Speak  then  freely. 

Pritchard.  How  happens  it,  M.  le  Ca"pitaine, 
that  having  subdued  such  restless  and  powerful 
tribes,  and  thereby  possessing  such  extensive  ter- 
ritories, so  fertile,  so  secure,  so  near  home,  you 
covet  what  can  bring  you  no  glory  and  no  ad- 
vantage ? 

Polverel.  The  honour  of  France  demands  it. 

Pritchard.  You  promised  you  would  retire 
from  Barbary  when  you  had  avenged  the  insults 
you  complained  of;  and  Europe  believed  you. 

Polverel.  The  more  fool  Europe. 

PritcJiard.  And  the  more  what  France  ? 

Polverel.  No  remarks  on  France,  sir !  She  is 
never  to  be  questioned.  Reasons  of  state,  let  me 
tell  you,  are  above  all  other  reasons,  as  the  sword 
is  the  apex  of  the  law.  We  often  see  after  a  few 
steps  what  we  never  saw  until  those  steps  were 
taken.  Thus  my  country  sees  the  necessity  of 
retaining  her  conquests  in  Barbary.  England  is 
reconciled  to  what  she  could  not  prevent  nor 
resist. 

Pritchard.  She  destroyed  those  batteries  which 
you  occupied. 

Polverel.  Exactly  so.  She  is  always  so  com- 
plaisant as  to  pave  the  way  for  us,  either  with  her 
iron  or  her  gold.  She  has  in  some  measure  done 
it  here;  but  neglecting  to  support  legitimate 
power,  the  task  devolves  on  us  of  protecting  the 
queen  from  the  violence  and  artifice  of  her  ene- 
mies. We  offer  the  Entente  Cordiale  to  Queen 
Pomare  as  we  offered  it  to  Queen  Victoria.  The 
one  is  unsuspicious ;  the  other  would  be  if  evil 
counsellors  were  removed  from  about  her.  I  have 
difficulties  to  surmount,  if  indeed,  where  French- 
men are,  difficulties  can  be. 

Pritchard.  Certainly  there  are  fewer  impedi- 
ments and  restrictions  in  their  way  than  in  the 
way  of  any  other  men  upon  earth. 

Polverel.    Bravo  !    M.  Pritchard !     I  love  an 

enlightened  and  unprejudiced  man,  rarely  found 

(if  ever)  among  your  countrymen. 

Pritchard.    We  have  indeed  our  prejudices : 


and  although  we  are  perhaps  more  free  in  general 
from  suspicion  than  might  be  expected  in  a  nation 
so  calm  and  contemplative,  yet,  if  armed  men 
landed  in  Engknd,  and  demanded  terms  and 
conditions,  and  on  protecting  those  who  refused 
their  protection,  we  should  suspect  a  hostile  dis- 
position. 

Polverel.  On  this  remark  of  yours,  M.  Prit- 
chard, I  declare  to  you,  as  a  man  who  have  studied 
my  profession  in  all  its  parts,  and  who  am  far  from 
ignorant  of  England  and  of  her  present  means  of 
defence,  we  could  at  any  time  land  twenty  thou- 
sand men  upon  her  shores,  and  as  many  on  the 
coast  of  Ireland. 

PritcJiard.  Nelson  saw  this  before  steamers 
were  invented :  and  the  most  intelligent  and  far- 
sighted  of  our  engineers,  General  Birch,  has  re- 
cently warned  the  nation  of  its  danger.  Wooden 
heads  still  reverberate  the  sound  of  our  wooden 
walls :  we  want  these :  but  we  also  want  such  as 
render  France  secure  on  every  coast.  Beside 
which,  we  require  a  strong  central  fortress,  not 
indeed  so  extensive  as  those  of  Paris,  but  capable 
of  protecting  a  large  body  of  troops  in  readiness 
for  any  quarter  of  the  island.  Birmingham,  which 
may  be  considered  as  our  grand  arsenal  and 
foundry,  is  unfit:  but  Warwick,  united  to  it  by 
canals  and  railway,  is  so  situated  that  all  access 
to  the  town  may  be  inundated  by  three  or  four 
brooks,  and  the  river  and  an  artificial  piece  of 
water,  broad  and  deep,  render  it  a  place  admirably 
suited  for  an  entrenched  camp. 

Polverel.  You  talk,  M.  Pritchard,  of  places 
which  may  hereafter  be  defended,  but  which  at 
present  are  without  defence.  Our  generosity  alone 
has  spared  you. 

Pritchard.  Doubtless,  the  King  of  the  French, 
so  prompt  to  gratify  the  humour  of  his  Parisians 
for  hostilities  with  us,  which  this  wanton  aggres- 
sion fully  proves,  would  have  invaded  Ireland, 
were  it  not  for  the  certainty  of  insurrection  in 
various  parts  of  his  own  kingdom.  All  the  libe- 
rals and  robbers  and  rabble  arc  republicans :  half 
the  poorer  tradesmen  and  ignorant  peasants  are 
royalists,  in  favour  of  the  ejected  dynasty. 

Polverel.  Insurrection  indeed !  Do  you  English- 
men talk  of  insurrection  ?  you  whose  whole  army 
is  wanted,  and  would  be  insufficient,  to  keep  it 
down  in  Ireland. 

Pritchard.  It  must  be  acknowledged  that  all 
the  atrocities  of  France  are  fewer  and  lighter  and 
more  intermittent  than  ours  in  Ireland,  In  that 
country,  not  one  in  eight  is  of  the  religion  whose 
priesthood  all  are  equally  bound  to  maintain. 
And  to  maintain  in  what  manner !  Far  more 
sumptuously  than  the  favourites  of  the  Pope  are 
maintained  in  Italy.  I  could  mention  ten  bishop- 
rics in  the  Papal  and  Neapolitan  states,  of 
which  the  united  emoluments  fall  short  of  a  single 
protestant  one  in  Ireland.  The  least  reformed 
church  is  our  reformed  church.  But  I  see  not 
how  one  injustice  can  authorise  another  in  another 
country.  We  refuse  to  the  Irish  what  we  granted 
to  the  Scotch.  And  we  are  in  danger  of  losing 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


Ireland  in  our  first  war,  whatever  may  be  our 
enemy.  The  people  are  justly  exasperated  against 
us  :  and  they  will  throw  up  many  advantages 
rather  than  continue  in  the  endurance  of  an 
indignity. 

PolvereL  I  am  charmed  at  hearing  a  man  speak 
so  reasonably,  especially  an  Englishman :  for  I 
respect  and  esteem  you  in  such  a  degree  that 
I  would  rather  have  the  pleasure  of  fighting  you 
than  any  other  people  upon  earth. 

Pritchard.  I  am  apprehensive  the  pleasure  you 
anticipate  is  not  remote.  For  certainly,  fll  able 
as  we  are  at  present  to  cope  with  any  enemy,  the 
people  of  England  will  never  bear  your  interfer- 
ence with  a  nation  they  always  have  protected, 
and  have  taught  the  advantages  of  peace,  com- 
merce, morality,  and  religion. 

PolvereL  Religion !  Never  shall  the  poor 
Tahitians  lose  that  blessing  by  any  interference 
or  any  negligence  of  ours.  I  have  brought  over 
with  me  a  few  gentlemen  of  the  Company  of  Jesus. 

Pritcliard.  In  these  latter  ages  the  company 
kept  by  the  blessed  Jesus,  much  against  his  will, 
as  when  he  was  among  the  scourgers  and  between 
the  thieves,  is  a  very  different  sort  of  company 
from  what  he  was  accustomed  to  meet  by  the  Sea 
of  Galilee  and  at  the  Mount  of  Olives. 

Polverel.  Between  ourselves,  they  are  sad  dogs. 
If  ever  we  land,  which  is  possible,  I  fear  my  sailors 
and  they  will  speedily  come  to  blows  about  certain 
articles  of  the  first  necessity  :  and  the  Jesuits  are 
the  least  likely  to  be  the  sufferers. 

Pritchard.  It  is  not  because  I  am  a  missionary, 
and  profess  a  doctrine  widely  different  from  theirs, 
that  I  adjure  you  to  abstain  from  giving  any 
countenance  to  the  turbulent  and  the  traitorous. 
It  is  already  well  known  at  whose  instigation  they 
became  so :  and  not  only  the  English,  but  also 
the  Americans,  will  promulgate  the  disgraceful 
fact.  If  war  (which  God  forbid !)  is  to  rage  again 
between  the  two  nations  which  alone  could  impose 
eternal  peace  on  the  world,  let  it  never  spring 
from  wanton  insolence,  but  rather  from  some 
great  motive,  which  must  display  to  future  gene- 
rations how  much  less  potent,  in  the  wisest  of 
rulers,  is  reason  than  resentment  and  ambition. 
We  have  been  fighting  seven  hundred  years,  nearly 
eight  hundred,  and  have  lately  breathed  longer 
between  the  rounds  than  we  ever  breathed  before : 
we  have  time  and  room  to  consider  how  little  has 
either  party  gained,  and  how  much  both  have 
suffered. 

Polverel.  M.  Pritchard !  I  really  beg  your  par- 
don :  I  yawned  quite  involuntarily,  I  do  assure 
you. 

Pritdiard.  What  afflicts  me  most,  is  the  cer- 
tainty that  my  countrymen  will  be  confirmed  in 
their  old  prejudices  and  antipathies,  by  this  ag- 
gression in  the  season  of  profound  peace,  and  that 
they  will  call  it  treachery. 

Polverel.  The  ignorant  call  that  treachery  which 
the  wiser  call  policy  and  decision. 

Pritduird,  And  by  what  name  do  the  virtuous 
call  it. 


Polverel.  I  carry  no  dictionary  in  my  pocket. 
We  can  discourse  more  intelligibly  on  the  condi- 
tion of  Ireland. 

Parbleu  !  I  believe  there  neither  is  nor  ever  was 
anything  similar  in  any  other  country  under  the 
sun.  We  must  invade  Ireland  ;  I  see  we  must. 
My  ship  is  in  readiness  to  sail  into  the  bay  of 
Dublin  :  my  brave  crew  has  already  planted  the 
tricolor  on  the  castle-walls.  I  see  the  Atlantic, 
the  Pacific,  California,  China,  India.  We  have 
been  too  merciful,  M.  Pritchard !  we  have  been  too 
merciful  to  you ;  but  we  must  correct  that  error. 

Pritchard.  It  is  a  foible,  sir,  in  you,  of  which 
few  beside  yourselves  have  complained.  If  others 
had  shown  as  little  of  it,  I  should  not  at  this 
moment  have  had  the  honour  of  conversing  with 
you  on  the  protectorate  of  Tahiti. 

Polverel.  We  fear  and  respect  no  power  that 
omits  its  opportunity  of  crushing  an  enemy.  You 
have  omitted  this,  and  more.  America  and  France, 
justly  proud  of  free  institutions,  have  each  its 
National  Guards.  Where  are  yours  1  You  ought 
to  have  in  England  at  least  two  hundred  thousand 
of  them,  beside  forty  thousaad  artillerymen  and 
engineers;  and  in  Ireland  half  the  number.  If 
there  is  in  England  any  class  of  men  which  appre- 
hends the  danger  of  such  an  institution,  you  must 
instantly  annihilate  that  class,  or  submit  to  anni- 
hilation. Have  you  any  reply  for  this  ] 

Pritchard.  I  wish  I  had.  More  temperate  men 
than  yourself  entertain  the  same  opinion.  You 
happen  to  be  governed  at  the  present  time  by  the 
wisest  king  that  ever  reigned  over  you,  or  per- 
haps over  any  people ;  his  wisdom  would  render 
him  pacific,  if  his  power  and  popularity  consented. 
But  our  negligence  is  a  temptation  to  him.  There 
are  many  who  would  not  tear  a  straw-bonnet  off 
the  head  of  a  girl  wide  awake,  yet  would  draw  a 
diamond-ring  from  the  finger  if  they  caught  her 
unprotected  and  fast  asleep.  We  must  fortify  all 
our  ports  and  roadsteads  in  both  islands.  To 
conciliate  popularity,  every  minister  is  ready 
to  abolish  a  tax.  We  should  never  have  abolished 
one  :  on  the  contrary  we  should  have  quoted  the 
authority  of  Nelson  on  the  dangers  we  have 
escaped,  and  on  the  necessity  of  guarding  against 
them  for  the  future.  My  own  opinion  is,  that  a 
less  sum  than  twenty  millions  of  pounds  sterling 
would  be  inadequate.  But  in  twenty  weeks  of 
the  last  war  we  expended  as  much  :  we  may  now 
disburse  more  leisurely. 

Polverel.  We  shall  at  all  times  be  a  match  for 
you. 

Pritchard.  As  a  minister  of  religion,  and  an 
advocate  for  whatever  tends  to  promote  the  inte- 
rests of  humanity,  of  which  things  peace  is  the 
first,  I  can  not  but  regret  this  commencement  of 
hostilities,  so  unworthy  in  its  object,  even  if  the 
object  be  ultimately  attained. 

Polverel.  Sir,  after  such  strong  language,  so 
derogatory  to  the  dignity  of  France,  I  must  in- 
form you  that  I  merely  sent  for  you  in  order  to 
let  you  know  that  I  am  not  ignorant  of  your 
designs. 


QUEEN  POMARE,  PRITCHARD,  AND  POLVEREL. 


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Pritchard.  You  have  greatly  the  advantage  over 
me,  M.  le  Capitaine,  I  remain  in  profound  igno- 
rance of  yours,  if  you  intend  no  aggression. 

Polverel.  I  come  by  order  of  his  Majesty  the 
king  of  the  French  to  protect  the  queen  and 
people  of  Tahiti,  from  rebels,  incendiaries,  and 
fanatics. 

Pritchard.  Namely,  those  who  have  risen  in  all 
quarters  of  the  island  to  escape  from  the  protection 
you  offer. 

Polverel.  At  your  instigation. 

Pritchard.  It  required  no  instigation  from  me, 
or  from  any  other  man,  native  or  stranger.  For 
many  years,  indeed  ever  since  we  discovered  the 
country  they  inhabit,  they  have  lived  peaceably 
and  happily,  subject  to  no  foreign  laws  or  con- 
troul.  Under  the  guidance  of  disinterested  men, 
men  contented  with  laborious  poverty,  they  have 
abandoned  their  ancient  superstitions,  immoral 
and  sanguinary,  and  have  listened  to  the  promises 
of  the  Gospel. 

Polverel.  It  is  now  their  duty  to  listen  to  ours, 
more  positive  and  immediate.  We  have  nothing 
to  do  with  Gospel  or  with  missionaries  :  we  come 
to  liberate  a  people  crushed  by  your  avarice. 

Pritchard.  Of  what  have  we  ever  deprived 
them]  what  taxes,  what  concessions,  what  obe- 
dience, have  we  ever  exacted  ]  They  never  fought 
against  us,  never  fled  from  us,  never  complained 
of  us. 

Polverel.  How  dared  they  ? 

Pritchard.  Yet  they  dare  attack  men  so  much 
braver. 

Polverel.  M.  Pritchard !  I  perceive  you  are  a 
person  of  impartiality  and  discernment.  You 
bestow  on  us  unreservedly  the  character  we  claim 
and  merit.  The  rabble  is  not  to  be  consulted  in 
affairs  of  state :  and  the  rabble  alone  is  in  insur- 
rection against  us. 

Pritchard.  I  did  imagine,  sir,  that  the  word 
rabble  had  no  longer  a  place  in  the  French  lan- 
guage. 

Polverel.  It  never  had  for  the  French.  But 
these  wretches  must  be  taught  obedience  to  the 
laws. 

Pritchard.  What  laws? 

[Des  Mitrailles  enters^ 

Polverel.  Permit  me  to  present  to  you  M.  le 
Capitaine  Des  Mitrailles,  and  to  take  my  leave. 

Des  Mitrailles.  On  my  entrance  you  were  ask- 
ing what  laws  the  people  of  Tahiti  are  to  obey : 
the  answer  is  easy  and  simple  :  ours,  and  no 
other. 

Pritchard.  The  answer  is  easier  than  the 
execution. 

[Des  Mitrailles,  clenching  his  Jist.] 

Pritchard.  I  am  a  man  of  peace,  M.  le  Capitaine, 
and  a  servant  of  God.  But  if  any  impertinent 
arrogant  outrageous  aggressor  should  strike  me, 
I  might  peradventure  wipe  the  dust  off  the  wall 
with  his  whiskers  :  so  take  care.  King  Louis- 
Philippe,  I  imagine,  issued  no  orders  to  bestow  on 
so  humble  an  individual  as  myself  an  earnest  of 
his  Protectorate  by  a  blow  in  the  face,  which  is  a 


ceremonial  he  reserves  for  the  defenceless,  in 
order  to  establish  the  glory  of  his  navy.  You 
begin  it  with  a  priest,  and  (no  doubt)  you  will 
end  it  with  a  woman. 

Des  Mitrailles.  If  that  abominable  hag  Pomare 
were  present  at  this  instant,  I  would  strike  her 
to  the  earth,  were  it  only  to  irritate  the  English. 

Pritchard.  You  would  succeed  in  both  exploits. 
Our  queen  must  be  enamoured  of  your  king's 
gallantry,  when  she  hears  that  his  officers  have 
executed  his  commission  so  delicately. 

Des  Mitrailles.  The  queen  Pomare  has  con- 
cealed herself. 

Pritchard.  How!  From  the  Protectorate  she 
solicited  so  earnestly  1 

Des  Mitrailles.  Find  her :  bring  her  in :  or 
expect  the  confiscation  of  your  property,  and  a 
prison. 

Pritchard.  Find  her !  bring  her  in  !  I  am  no 
bloodhound. 

Des  Mitrailles.  Unless  she  comes  forward  and 
acknowledges  our  Protectorate,  I  dethrone  her 
in  the  name  of  Louis  Philippe,  king  of  the 
French. 

Pritchard.  Europe  may  not  see  with  tranquillity 
the  execution  of  such  violence. 

Des  Mitrailles.  We  have  a  long  account  to  settle 
with  Europe,  and  our  quarrel  must  commence 
with  her  Paymaster-general. 

Pritchard.  I  hope  he  does  not  reside  in  Tahiti. 

Des  Mitrailles.  You  understand  me  better. 

Pritchard.  Until  now  there  has  been  little  dis- 
cord in  the  island,  no  insurrection  and  murder. 
He  who  first  brings  war  into  any  country  will  be 
remembered  and  execrated  by  all  others  to  the 
end  of  time.  Can  Englishmen  believe  that  a  king 
who  hath  seen  so  much  suffering,  and  hath  en- 
dured so  much  himself,  will  ever  enjoy  a  phantom 
of  power  rising  up  over  blood  and  carnage  1  This 
happy  people  want  protection  against  no  enemy. 
Our  mariners  discovered  their  island,  and  have 
continued  to  live  among  them  not  as  masters,  or 
what  .you  call  protectors,  but  simply  as  instructors. 
We  do  not  even  exercise  the  right  which  is 
usually  conceded  to  discoverers  :  we  are  unwilling 
to  receive,  and  more  unwilling  to  exact,  submis- 
sion. Improbable  then  is  it  that  we  should  let 
another,  under  any  pretext,  usurp  it. 

Des  Mitrailles.  We  are  aware  of  that  senti- 
ment ;  otherwise  my  frigate  would  not  have  sailed 
at  present  to  the  South  Sea.  I  shall  act  according 
to  my  orders. 

Pritchard.  Consider,  sir,  the  responsibility. 
What  is  now  occurring  in  this  obscure  little  island, 
may  agitate  the  minds  of  the  most  powerful  in 
the  present  age,  and  of  the  most  intellectual  in  the 
future.  What  were  once  the  events  of  the  day  are 
become  the  events  of  all  days.  Historians  and 
orators  of  the  first  order  have  founded  their  fame 
on  what  at  the  beginning  raised  only  a  little  dust 
round  the  market-place. 

Des  Mitrailles.  You  have  the  presumption  and 
impertinence,  sir,  to  reason  and  argue  and  dogma- 
tise with  me,  and  even  to  call  me  to  account.  I 


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am  responsible  only  to  the  king  my  master,  and 
to  the  minister  who  gave  me  his  instructions. 

Pritchard.  If  that  minister  is  a  demagogue 
whose  daily  bread  is  baked  on  the  ashes  of  ruined 
habitations;  if  that  minister  is  a  firebrand  of 
which  every  spark  is  supplied  by  the  conflagration 
of  the  household  gods  .  . 

Des  MitraUles.  Do  not  talk  to  me  of  households 
and  gods. 

Pritchard.  Depend  upon  it  there  are  men  in 
England  who  can  catch  the  ball  with  whatever 
force  you  bat  it ;  and  you  will  not  win  the  game. 

You  threatened  to  strike  a  woman  to  the 
ground,  a  defenceless  woman,  whom  you  avowedly 
came  to  protect. 

Des  MitraUles.  We  did  come  to  protect  her, 
and  she  insults  our  generosity  by  her  flight.  A 
Frenchman  never  threatens  what  he  finds  himself 
unable  to  execute.  Were  the  wretch  here,  you 
should  see  the  proof. 

Lieutenant  Poignaunez.  My  captain !  we  have 
brought  in  the  fugitive,  the  incendiary,  the 
traitress. 

Des  MUrailles.  Chain  her,  and  carry  her  aboard. 

Pritchard.  I  protest  against  either  outrage. 

Lieutenant  Poignaunez.  You  protest !  who  are  you  ] 

Pritchard.  British  Consul. 

Lieutenant  Poignaunez.  What  are  British  con- 
suls in  the  presence  of  French  officers  ?  My  cap- 
tain !  with  submission !  knock  out  at  least  a 
tooth  as  a  trophy.  I  have  set  my  heart  on  a  couple 
of  her  front  teeth ;  they  are  worth  a  louis  in  the 
Palais  RoyaL  M.  du  Petit  Thouars,  our  admiral, 
has  extorted  his  six  thousand  dollars ;  are  'a 
couple  of  teeth  above  a  lieutenant's  share  of  the 
booty  ? 

Des  Mitrattles.  Knock  out  one  yourself;  it  is 
not  among  the  duties  of  a  French  capitaine  de 
vaisseau.  You  may  strike  her  safely ;  she  is  so 
heavy  with  child  she  can  not  run  after  you. 

Lieutenant  Poignaunez.  Madame,  the  queen ! 
I  carry  the  orders  of  Monsieur  le  Capitaine,  serving 
in  the  Pacific,  by  appointment  of  his  Majesty 
Louis-Philippe,  king  of  the  French,  to  knock  out 
a  tooth. 

[Strikes  her  in  the  face;  sailors  hold  Pritchard. 


Pomare.  O  inhumanity !  Although  I  am  a 
woman,  a  Christian,  and  a  queen,  and  although 
you  are  Frenchmen,  I  never  could  have  expected 
this. 

Des  MitraUles.  Bravo  !  bravo  !  but  rather  lower, 
Poignaunez !  hit  rather  lower.  How  the  tiger 
defends  her  breast !  Well ;  the  eyes  will  do. 
Again !  Bravo  !  you  have  pretty  nearly  knocked 
out  one. 

Pomare.   Spare  my  life  !  do  not  murder  me  ! 

0  brave  captain  !  can  such  be  your  orders  ? 

Des  MitraUles.    May  it  please  your  Majesty! 

1  bear  no  such  injunctions  from  the  King  my 
master,  or  from  Monsieur  his  minister  of  state 
for  the  marine  and  colonies. 

Pritchard.  Have  you  received  or  given  orders 
that  I  should  be  seized  and  detained  ? 

Des  MitraUles.  Sir,  I  call  upon  you  to  attest  in 
writing  the  perfect  good-faith  and  composure  with 
which  we  have  acted. 

Pritchard.  Every  man  in  England  receives  a 
slap  in  the  face  when  a  woman  receives  one  in  any 
quarter  of  the  globe. 

Des  MitraUles.  Queen  Pomare  did  not  receive 
a  slap  on  the  face. 

Lieutenant  Poignaunez.  By  no  means. 

Des  MitraUles.  She  had  only  a  tooth  knocked  out. 

Lieutenant  Poignaunez.  My  captain  !  pardon  ! 
you  concede  too  much.  The  tooth  is  in  its  place, 
and  in  accordance  with  all  the  rest :  it  has  merely 
undergone  the  declension  of  a  few  degrees  toward 
the  horizon. 

Des  MitraUles.  Madame !  I  am  exceedingly  con- 
cerned, and  intimately  penetrated,  that,  by  some 
strange  unaccountable  interpretation,  so  untoward 
an  accident  has  befallen  your  Majesty. 

Lieutenant  Poignaunez  (to  the  crew).  Cry,  you 
fools,  cry. 

Sailor.  I  thought,  M.  le  Lieutenant,  we  were  to 
carry  her  off  in  chains.  Here  they  are. 

Lieutenant  Poignaunez.  Presently,  presently. 
But  now  deploy  your  throats,  and  cry,  rascals,  cry 
'  Vive  la  Reine.' 

x  Crew.  Vive  la  Reine !  A  bas  les  fuyards ! 
A  bas  les  Anglais !  A  bas  les  tyrans.  Vive  le 
Roi! 


LA  FONTAINE  AND  DE  LA  ROCHEFOUCAULT. 


La  Fontaine.  I  am  truly  sensible  of  the  honour 
I  receive,  M.  de  la  Rochefoucault,  in  a  visit  from 
a  personage  so  distinguished  by  his  birth  and  by 
his  genius.  Pardon  my  ambition,  if  I  confess  to 
you  that  I  have  long  and  ardently  wished  for  the 
good  fortune,  which  I  never  could  promise  myself, 
of  knowing  you  personally. 

Rochefoucault.  My  dear  M.  de  la  Fontaine ! 

La  Fontaine.  Not  ' de  la,'  not  'de  la..'  I  am 
La  Fontaine  purely  and  simply. 

Rochefoucault.  The  whole  ;  not  derivative.  You 
appear,  in  the  midst  of  your  purity,  to  have  been 
educated  at  court,  in  the  lap  of  the  ladies.  What 


was  the  last  day  (pardon  !)  I  had  the  misfortune 
to  miss  you  there  i 

La  Fontaine.  I  never  go  to  court.  They  say 
one  can  not  go  without  silk  stockings ;  and  I  have 
only  thread  :  plenty  of  them  indeed,  thank  God  ! 
Yet,  would  you  believe  it  ?  Nanon,  in  putting  a 
solette  to  the  bottom  of  one,  last  week,  sewed  it 
so  carelessly,  she  made  a  kind  of  cord  across  :  and  I 
verily  believe  it  will  lame  me  for  life ;  for  I  walked 
the  whole  morning  upon  it. 

Rochefoucault.  She  ought  to  be  whipt. 

La  Fontaine.  I  thought  so  too,  and  grew  the 
warmer  at  being  unable  to  find  a  wisp  of  osier 


LA  FONTAINE  AND  KOCHEFOUCAULT. 


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or  a  roll  of  packthread  in  the  house.  Barely  had 
I  begun  with  my  garter,  when  in  came  the  bishop 
of  Grasse,  my  old  friend  Godeau,  and  another 
lord,  whose  name  he  mentioned,  and  they  both 
interceded  for  her  so  long  and  so  touchingly,  that 
at  last  I  was  fain  to  let  her  rise  up  and  go.  I 
never  saw  men  look  down  on  the  erring  and  af- 
flicted more  compassionately.  The  bishop  was 
quite  concerned  for  me  also.  But  the  other,  al- 
though he  professed  to  feel  even  more,  and  said 
that  it  must  surely  be  the  pain  of  purgatory  to 
me,  took  a  pinch  of  snuff,  opened  his  waistcoat, 
drew  down  his  ruffles,  and  seemed  rather  more 
indifferent. 

Rocliefoucault.  Providentially,  in  such  moving 
scenes,  the  worst  is  soon  over.  But  Godeau's 
friend  was  not  too  sensitive. 

La  Fontaine.  Sensitive !  no  more  than  if  he 
had  been  educated  at  the  butcher's  or  the  Sor- 
bonne. 

Rochefoucault.  I  am  afraid  there  are  as  many 
hard  hearts  under  satin  waistcoats,  as  there  are 
ugly  visages  under  the  same  material  in  minia- 
ture-cases. 

La  Fontaine.  My  lord,  I  could  show  you  a 
miniature-case  which  contains  your  humble  ser- 
vant, in  which  the  painter  has  done  what  no 
tailor  in  his  senses  would  do ;  he  has  given  me 
credit  for  a  coat  of  violet  silk,  with  silver  frogs 
as  large  as  tortoises.  But  I  am  loth  to  get  up 
for  it  while  the  generous  heart  of  this  dog  (if  I 
mentioned  his  name  he  would  jump  up)  places 
such  confidence  on  my  knee. 

Rochefoucault.  Pray  do  not  move  on  any  ac- 
count; above  all,  lest  you  should  disturb  that 
amiable  grey  cat,  fast  asleep  in  his  innocence  on 
your  shoulder. 

La  Fontaine.  Ah  rogue !  art  thou  there  ? 
Why!  thou  hast  not  licked  my  face  this  half- 
hour. 

Rochefoucault.  And  more  too,  I  should  imagine. 
I  do  not  judge  from  his  somnolency,  which,  if  he 
were  President  of  the  Parliament,  could  not  be 
graver,  but  from  his  natural  sagacity.  Cats  weigh 
practicabilities.  What  sort  of  tongue  has  he  1 

La  Fontaine.  He  has  the  roughest  tongue  and 
the  tenderest  heart  of  any  cat  in  Paris.  If  you 
observe  the  colour  of  his  coat,  it  is  rather  blue 
than  grey;  a  certain  indication  of  goodness  in 
these  contemplative  creatures. 

Rochefoucault.  We  were  talking  of  his  tongue 
alone ;  by  which  cats,  like  men,  are  flatterers. 

La  Fontaine.  Ah  !  you  gentlemen  of  the  court 
are  much  mistaken  in  thinking  that  vices  have 
so  extensive  a  range.  There  are  some  of  our 
vices,  like  some  of  our  diseases,  from  which  the 
quadrupeds  are  exempt ;  and  those,  both  diseases 
and  vices,  are  the  most  discreditable. 

Rochefoucault.  I  do  not  bear  patiently  any  evil 
spoken  of  the  court :  for  it  must  be  acknowledged, 
by  the  most  malicious,  that  the  court  is  the  puri- 
fier of  the  whole  nation. 

La  Fontaine.  I  know  little  of  the  court,  and 
less  of  the  whole  nation  ;  but  how  can  this  be  1 


Rochefoucault.  It  collects  all  ramblers  and  gam- 
blers ;  all  the  market-men  and  market-women  who 
deal  in  articles  which  God  has  thrown  into  their 
baskets,  without  any  trouble  on  their  part ;  all  the 
seducers  and  all  who  wish  to  be  seduced ;  all  the 
duellists  who  erase  their  crimes  with  their  swords, 
and  sweat  out  their  cowardice  with  daily  practice ; 
all  the  nobles  whose  patents  of  nobility  lie  in  gold 
snuff-boxes,  or  have  worn  Mechlin  ruffles,  or  are 
deposited  within  the  archives  of  knee-deep  waist- 
coats; all  stock-jobbers  and  church-jobbers,  the 
black-legged  and  the  red-legged  game,  the  flower 
of  the  justaucorps,  the  robe,  and  the  soutane.  If 
these  were  spread  over  the  surface  of  France,  in- 
stead of  close  compressure  in  the  court  or  cabinet, 
they  would  corrupt  the  whole  country  in  two  years. 
As  matters  now  stand,  it  will  require  a  quarter 
of  a  century  to  effect  it. 

La  Fontaine.  Am  I  not  right  then  in  prefer- 
ring my  beasts  to  yours  1  But  if  yours  were  loose, 
mine,  (as  you  prove  to  me,)  would  be  the  last  to 
suffer  by  it,  poor  dear  creatures !  Speaking  of 
cats,  I  would  have  avoided  all  personality  that 
might  be  offensive  to  them :  I  would  not  exactly 
have  said,  in  so  many  words,  that,  by  their 
tongues,  they  are  flatterers,  like  men.  Language 
may  take  a  turn  advantageously  in  favour  of  our 
friends.  True,  we  resemble  all  animals  in  some- 
thing: I  am  quite  ashamed  and  mortified  that 
your  lordship,  or  anybody,  should  have  had  the 
start  of  me  in  this  reflection.  When  a  cat  flatters 
with  his  tongue  he  is  not  insincere :  you  may 
safely  take  it  for  a  real  kindness.  He  is  loyal, 
M.  de  la  Eochefoucault !  my  word  for  him,  he  is 
loyal.  Observe  too,  if  you  please,  no  cat  ever 
licks  you  when  he  wants  anything  from  you ;  so 
that  there  is  nothing  of  baseness  in  such  an  act 
of  adulation,  if  we  must  call  it  so.  For  my  part, 
I  am  slow  to  designate  by  so  foul  a  name,  that 
(be  it  what  it  may)  which  is  subsequent  to  a  kind- 
ness. Cats  ask  plainly  for  what  they  want. 

Rochefoucault.  And,  if  they  can  not  get  it  by 
protocols,  they  get  it  by  invasion  and  assault. 

La  Fontaine.  No !  no !  usually  they  go  else- 
where, and  fondle  those  from  whom  they  obtain 
it.  In  this  I  see  no  resemblance  to  invaders  and 
conquerors.  I  draw  no  parallels :  I  would  excite 
no  heart-burnings  between  us  and  them.  Let  all 
have  their  due. 

I  do  not  like  to  lift  this  creature  off,  for  it  would 
waken  him,  else  I  could  find  out,  by  some  sub- 
sequent action,  the  reason  why  he  has  not  been 
on  the  alert  to  lick  my  cheek  for  so  long  a 
time. 

Rochefoucault.  Cats  are  wary  and  provident. 
He  would  not  enter  into  any  contest  with  you, 
however  friendly.  He  only  licks  your  face,  I  pre- 
sume, while  your  beard  is  but  a  match  for  his 
tongue. 

La  Fontaine.  Ha !  you  remind  me.  Indeed  I 
did  begin  to  think  my  beard  was  rather  of  the 
roughest ;  for  yesterday  Madame  de  Kambouillet 
sent  me  a  plate  of  strawberries,  the  first  of  the 
season,  and  raised  (would  you  believe  it  1)  under 


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glass.  One  of  these  strawberries  was  dropping 
from  my  lips,  and  I  attempted  to  stop  it.  When 
I  thought  it  had  fallen  to  the  ground,  "  Look 
for  it,  Nanon ;  pick  it  up  and  eat  it,"  said  I. 

"  Master  !"  cried  the  wench,  "  your  beard  has 
skewered  and  spitted  it."  "  Honest  girl,"  I 
answered,  "  come,  cull  it  from  the  bed  of  its 
adoption." 

I  had  resolved  to  shave  myself  this  morning  : 
but  our  wisest  and  best  resolutions  too  often  come 
to  nothing,  poor  mortals  ! 

Rochefoucault.  We  often  do  very  well  everything 
but  the  only  thing  we  hope  to  do  best  of  all ;  and 
our  projects  often  drop  from  us  by  their  weight. 
A  little  while  ago  your  friend  Moliere  exhibited  a 
remarkable  proof  of  it. 

La  Fontaine.  Ah,  poor  Moliere !  the  best  man 
in  the  world ;  but  flighty,  negligent,  thoughtless. 
He  throws  himself  into  other  men,  and  does  not 
remember  where.  The  sight  of  an  eagle,  M.  de 
la  Rochefoucault,  but  the  memory  of  a  fly ! 

Rochefoucault.  I  will  give  you  an  example :  but 
perhaps  it  is  already  known  to  you. 

La  Fontaine.  Likely  enough.  We  have  each 
so  many  friends,  neither  of  us  can  trip  but  the 
other  is  invited  to  the  laugh.  Well ;  I  am  sure 
he  has  no  malice,  and  I  hope  I  have  none  :  but 
who  can  see  his  own  faults  ? 

Rochefoucault.  He  had  brought  out  a  new 
edition  of  his  comedies. 

La  Fontaine.  There  will  be  fifty ;  there  will  be 
a  hundred  :  nothing  in  our  language,  or  in  any, 
is  so  delightful,  so  graceful ;  I  will  add,  so  clear 
at  once  and  so  profound. 

Rochefoucavlt.  Tou  are  among  the  few  who, 
seeing  well  his  other  qualities,  see  that  Moliere  is 
also  profound.  In  order  to  present  the  new 
edition  to  the  Dauphin,  he  had  put  on  a  sky-blue 
velvet  coat,  powdered  with  fleur-de-lis.  He  laid 
the  volume  on  his  library-table ;  and,  resolving 
that  none  of  the  courtiers  should  have  an  oppor- 
tunity of  ridiculing  him  for  anything  like  absence 
of  mind,  he  returned  to  his  bedroom,  which,  as 
may  often  be  the  case  in  the  economy  of  poets,  is 
also  his  dressing-room.  Here  he  surveyed  himself 
in  his  mirror,  as  well  as  the  creeks  and  lagoons  in 
it  would  permit. 

La  Fontaine.  I  do  assure  "you,  from  my  own 
observation,  M.  de  la  Rochefoucault,  that  his  mir- 
ror is  a  splendid  one.  I  should  take  it  to  be  nearly 
three  feet  high,  reckoning  the  frame  with  the  Cupid 
above  and  the  elephant  under.  I  suspected  it  was 
the  present  of  some  great  lady ;  and  indeed  I  have 
since  heard  as  much. 

Rochefoucavlt.  Perhaps  then  the  whole  story 
may  be  quite  as  fabulous  as  the  part  of  it  which 
I  have  been  relating. 

La  Fontaine.  In  that  case,  I  may  be  able  to 
set  you  right  again. 

Rochefoucault.  He  found  his  peruke  a  model 
of  perfection ;  tight,  yet  easy ;  not  an  inch  more 
on  one  side  than  on  the  other.  The  black  patch 
on  the  forehead  .  . 

La  Fontaine.  Black  patch  too  !  I  would  have 


given  a  fifteen-sous  piece  to  have  caught  him  with 
that  black  patch. 

Rochefoucault.  He  found  it  lovely,  marvellous, 
irresistible.  Those  on  each  cheek  .  . 

La  Fontaine.  Do  you  tell  me  he  had  one  on 
each  cheek  ? 

Rochefoucault.  Symmetrically.  The  cravat  was 
of  its  proper  descent,  and  with  its  appropriate 
charge  of  the  best  Strasburg  snuff  upon  it. 
The  waistcoat,  for  a  moment,  puzzled  and  per- 
plexed him.  He  was  not  quite  sure  whether  the 
right  number  of  buttons  were  in  their  holes;  nor 
how  many  above,  nor  how  many  below,  it  was 
the  fashion  of  the  week  to  leave  without  occupa- 
tion. Such  a  piece  of  ignorance  is  enough  to  dis- 
grace any  courtier  on  earth.  He  was  in  the  act 
of  striking  his  forehead  with  desperation ;  but  he 
thought  of  the  patch,  fell  on  his  knees,  and 
thanked  heaven  for  the  intervention. 

La  Fontaine.  Just  like  him !  just  like  him  t 
good  soul ! 

Rochefoucault.  The  breeches  .  .  ah !  those  re- 
quire attention :  all  proper :  everything  in.  its 
place.  Magnificent !  The  stockings  rolled  up, 
neither  too  loosely  nor  too  negligently.  A  pic- 
ture !  The  buckles  in  the  shoes  .  .  all  but 
one  .  .  soon  set  to  rights  .  .  well  thought  of! 
And  now  the  sword  .  .  ah  that  cursed  sword  !  it 
will  bring  at  least  one  man  to  the  ground  if  it 
has  its  own  way  much  longer  .  .  up  with  it !  up 
with  it  higher  .  .  Aliens  !  we  are  out  of  danger. 

La  Fontaine.  Delightful !  I  have  him  before 
my  eyes.  What  simplicity  !  aye,  what  simplicity ! 

Rochefoucault.  Now  for  hat.  Feather  in?  Five 
at  least.  Bravo. 

He  took  up  hat  and  plumage,  extended  his  arm 
to  the  full  length,  raised  it  a  foot  above  his  head, 
lowered  it  thereon,  opened  his  fingers,  and  let 
them  fall  again  at  his  side. 

La  Fontaine.  Something  of  the  comedian  in 
that ;  aye,  M.  de  la  Rochefoucault  ]  But,  on  the 
stage  or  off,  all  is  natural  in  Moliere. 

Rochefoucavlt.  Away  he  went :  he  reached  the 
palace,  stood  before  the  Dauphin  .  .  0  conster- 
nation !  0  despair !  "  Morbleau !  bete  que  je 
suis,"  exclaimed  the  hapless  man,  "  le  livre,  oil 
done  est-il1?"  You  are  forcibly  struck,  I  perceive, 
by  this  adventure  of  your  friend. 

La  Fontaine.  Strange  coincidence !  quite  un- 
accountable !  There  are  agents  at  work  in  our 
dreams,  M.  de  la  Rochefoucault,  which  we  shall 
never  see  out  of  them,  on  this  side  the  grave.  [To 
himself \.  Sky-blue  ?  no.  Fleurs-de-lis  ?  bah  !  bah  ! 
Patches  ]  I  never  wore  one  in  my  life. 

Rochefoucault.  It  well  becomes  your  character 
for  generosity,  M.  La  Fontaine,  to  look  grave,  and 
ponder,  and  ejaculate,  on  a  friend's  untoward  ac- 
cident, instead  of  laughing,  as  those  who  little 
know  you,  might  expect.  I  beg  your  pardon  for 
relating  the  occurrence. 

La  Fontaine.  Right  or  wrong,  I  can  not  help 
laughing  any  longer.  Comical,  by  my  faith  ! 
above  the  tip-top  of  comedy.  Excuse  my  flashes 
and  dashes  and  rushes  of  merriment.  Incon- 


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trollable  !  incontrollable  !  Indeed  the  laughter  is 
immoderate.  And  you  allt  he  while  are  sitting  as 
grave  as  a  judge  ;  I  mean  a  criminal  one  ;  who 
has  nothing  to  do  but  to  keep  up  his  popularity 
by  sending  his  rogues  to  the  gallows.  The  civil 
indeed  have  much  weighty  matter  on  their  minds  : 
they  must  displease  one  party  :  and  sometimes  a 
doubt  arises  whether  the  fairer  hand  or  the  fuller 
shall  turn  the  balance. 

Rochefoucault.  I  congratulate  you  on  the  re- 
turn of  your  gravity  and  composure. 

La  Fontaine.  Seriously  now  :  all  my  lifetime  I 
have  been  the  plaything  of  dreams.  Sometimes 
they  have  taken  such  possession  of  me,  that  no- 
body could  persuade  me  afterward  they  were 
other  than  real  events.  Some  are  very  oppressive, 
very  painful,  M.  de  la  Kochefoucault !  I  have 
never  been  able,  altogether,  to  disembarrass  my 
head  of  the  most  wonderful  vision  that  ever  took 
possession  of  any  man's.  There  are  some  truly 
important  differences,  but  in  many  respects  this 
laughable  adventure  of  my  innocent  honest  friend 
Moliere,  seemed  to  have  befallen  myself.  I  can 
only  account  for  it  by  having  heard  the  tale  when 
I  was  half-asleep. 

Rochefoucault.  Nothing  more  probable. 

La  Fontaine.  You  absolutely  have  relieved  me 
from  an  incubus. 

Rochefoucault.  I  do  not  yet  see  how. 

La  Fontaine.  No  longer  ago  than  when  you 
entered  this  chamber,  I  would  have  sworn  that  I 
myself  had  gone  to  the  Louvre,  that  I  myself  had 
been  commanded  to  attend  the  dauphin,  that  I 
myself  had  come  into  his  presence,*  had  fallen 
on  my  knee,  and  cried,  "  Peste  !  ou  est  done  le 
livre  !"  Ah,  M.  de  la  Rochefoucault,  permit  me 
to  embrace  you  :  this  is  really  to  find  a  friend  at 
court. 

Rochefoucault.  My  visit  is  even  more  auspicious 
than  I  could  have  ventured  to  expect :  it  was 
chiefly  for  the  purpose  of  asking  your  permission 
to  make  another  at  my  return  to  Paris  .  .  I  am 
forced  to  go  into  the  country  on  some  family  af- 
fairs :  but  hearing  that  you  have  spoken  favourably 
of  my  Maxims,  I  presume  to  express  my  satis- 
faction and  delight  at  your  good  opinion. 

La  Fontaine.  Pray,  M.  de  la  Rochefoucault,  do 
me  the  favour  to  continue  here  a  few  minutes  :  I 
would  gladly  reason  with  you  on  some  of  your 
doctrines. 

Rochefoucault.  For  the  pleasure  of  hearing  your 
sentiments  on  the  topics  I  have  treated,  I  will, 
although  it  is  late,  steal  a  few  minutes  from  the 
court,  of  which  I  must  take  my  leave  on  parting 
for  the  province. 

La  Fontaine.  Are  you  quite  certain  that  all 
your  Maxims  are  true,  or,  what  is  of  greater  con- 
sequence, that  they  are  all  original  ?  I  have  lately 
read  a  treatise  written  by  an  Englishman,  M. 
Hobbes ;  so  loyal  a  man  that,  while  others  tell 
you  kings  are  appointed  by  God,  he  tells  you  God 
is  appointed  by  kings. 


»  This  happened. 


Rochefoucault.  Ah  !  such  are  precisely  the  men 
we  want.  If  he  establishes  this  verity,  the  rest 
will  follow. 

La  Fontaine.  He  does  not  seem  to  care  so  much 
about  the  rest.  In  his  treatise  I  find  the  ground- 
plan  of  your  chief  positions. 

Rochefoucault.  I  have  indeed  looked  over  his 
publication ;  and  we  agree  on  the  natural  de- 
pravity of  man. 

La  Fontaine.  Reconsider  your  expression.  It 
appears  to  me  that  what  is  natural  is  not  depraved : 
that  depravity  is  deflection  from  nature.  Let  it 
pass  :  I  can  not  however  concede  to  you  that  the 
generality  of  men  are  naturally  bad.  Badness  is 
accidental,  like  disease.  We  find  more  tempers 
good  than  bad,  where  proper  care  is  taken  in 
proper  time. 

Rochefoucault.  Care  is  not  nature. 

La  Fontaine.  Nature  is  soon  inoperative  with- 
out it ;  so  soon  indeed  as  to  allow  no  opportunity 
for  experiment  or  hypothesis.  Life  itself  requires 
care,  and  more  continually  than  tempers  and 
morals  do.  The  strongest  body  ceases  to  be  a 
body  in  a  few  days  without  a  supply  of  food. 
When  we  speak  of  men  being  naturally  bad  or 
good,  we  mean  susceptible  and  retentive  ind  com- 
municative of  them.  In  this  case  (and  there  can 
be  no  other  true  or  ostensible  one)  I  believe  that 
the  more  are  good ;  and  nearly  in  the  same  pro- 
portion as  there  are  animals  and  plants  produced 
healthy  and  vigorous  than  wayward  and  weakly. 
Strange  is  the  opinion  of  M.  Hobbes,  that,  when 
God  hath  poured  so  abundantly  his  benefits  on 
other  creatures,  the  only  one  capable  of  great  good 
should  be  uniformly  disposed  to  greater  evil. 

Rochefoucault.  Yet  Holy  Writ,  to  which  Hobbes 
would  reluctantly  appeal,  countenances  the  sup- 
position. 

La  Fontaine.  The  Jews,  above  all  nations,  were 
morose  and  splenetic.  Nothing  is  holy  to  me 
that  lessens  in  my  view  the  beneficence  of  my 
Creator.  If  you  could  show  him  ungentle  and 
unkind  in  a  single  instance,  you  would  render 
myriads  of  men  so,  throughout  the  whole  course 
of  their  lives,  and  those  too  among  the  most 
religious.  The  less  that  people  talk  about  God, 
the  better.  He  has  left  us  a  design  to  fill  up :  he 
has  placed  the  canvas,  the  colours,  and  the  pen- 
cils, within  reach ;  his  directing  hand  is  over 
ours  incessantly ;  it  is  our  business  to  follow  it, 
and  neither  to  turn  round  and  argue  with  our 
master,  nor  to  kiss  and  fondle  him.  We  must 
mind  our  lesson,  and  not  neglect  our  time :  for 
the  room  is  closed  early,  and  the  lights  are  sus- 
pended in  another,  where  no  one  works.  If  every 
man  would  do  all  the  good  he  might  within  an 
hour's  walk  from  his  house,  he  would  live  the 
happier  and  the  longer  :  for  nothing  is  so  condu- 
cive to  longevity  as  the  union  of  activity  and 
content.  But,  like  children,  we  deviate  from  the 
road,  however  well  we  know  it,  and  run  into  mire 
and  puddles  in  despite  of  frown  and  ferule. 

Rocliefoucault.  Go  on,  M.  la  Fontaine !  pray 
go  on.  We  are  walking  in  the  same  labyrinth, 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


always  within  call,  always  within  sight  of  each 
other.  We  set  out  at  its  two  extremities,  and 
shall  meet  at  last. 

La  Fontaine.  I  doubt  it.  From  deficiency  of 
care  proceed  many  vices,  both  in  men  and  chil- 
dren, and  more  still  from  care  taken  improperly. 
M.  Hobbes  attributes  not  only  the  order  and 
peace  of  society,  but  equity  and  moderation  and 
every  other  virtue,  to  the  coercion  and  restriction 
of  the  laws.  The  laws,  as  now  constituted,  do  a 
great  deal  of  good ;  they  also  do  a  great  deal  of 
mischief.  They  transfer  more  property  from  the 
right  owner  in  six  months  than  all  the  thieves  of 
the  kingdom  do  in  twelve.  What  the  thieves 
take  they  soon  disseminate  abroad  again ;  what 
the  laws  take  they  hoard.  The  thief  takes  a  part 
of  your  property  :  he  who  prosecutes  the  thief  for 
you  takes  another  part :  he  who  condemns  the 
thief,  goes  to  the  tax-gatherer  and  takes  the  third. 
Power  has  been  hitherto  occupied  in  no  employ- 
ment but  in  keeping  down  Wisdom.  Perhaps  the 
time  may  come  when  Wisdom  shall  exert  her 
energy  in  repressing  the  sallies  of  Power. 

Jtochffoucault.  I  think  it  more  probable  that 
they  will  agree ;  that  they  will  call  together  their 
servants  of  all  liveries,  to  collect  what  they  can 
lay  their  hands  upon  :  and  that  meanwhile  they 
will  sit  together  like  good  housewives,  making 
nets  from  our  purses  to  cover  the  coop  for  us.  If 
you  would  be  plump  and  in  feather,  pick  up  your 
millet  and  be  quiet  in  your  darkness.  Speculate 
on  nothing  here  below,  and  I  promise  you  a  nose- 
gay in  Paradise. 

La  Fontaine.'  Believe  me,  I  shall  be  most  happy 
to  receive  it  there  at  your  hands,  my  lord  duke. 

The  greater  number  of  men,  I  am  inclined 
to  think,  with  all  the  defects  of  education,  all 
the  frauds  committed  on  their  credulity,  all 
the  advantages  taken  of  their  ignorance  and 
supineness,  are  disposed,  on  most  occasions,  rather 
to  virtue  than  to  vice,  rather  to  the  kindly  affec- 
tions than  the  unkindly,  rather  to  the  social  than 
the  selfish. 

Rochpfoucault.  Here  we  differ :  and  were  my 
opinion  the  same  as  yours,  my  book  would  be 
little  read  and  less  commended. 

La  Fontaine.  Why  think  so  "\ 

Rockefoucault.  For  this  reason.  Every  man 
likes  to  hear  evil  of  all  men :  every  man  is  de- 
lighted to  take  the  air  of  the  common,  though 
not  a  soul  will  consent  to  stand  within  his  own 
allotment  No  inclosure-act !  no  finger-posts  ! 
You  may  call  every  creature  under  heaven  fool 
and  rogue,  and  your  auditor  will  join  with  you 
heartily :  hint  to  him  the  slightest  of  his  own 
defects  or  foibles,  and  he  draws  the  rapier.  You 
and  he  are  the  judges  of  the  world,  but  not  its 
denizens. 

La  Fontaine.  M.  Hobbes  has  taken  advantage 
of  these  weaknesses.  In  his  dissertation  he  be- 
trays the  timidity  and  malice  of  his  character. 
It  must  be  granted,  he  reasons  well,  according  to 
the  view  he  has  taken  of  things ;  but  he  has  given 
no  proof  whatever  that  his  view  is  a  correct  one. 


I  will  believe  that  it  is,  when  I  am  persuaded  that 
sickness  is  the  natural  state  of  the  body,  and  health 
the  unnatural.  If  you  call  him  a  sound  philoso- 
pher, you  may  call  a  mummy  a  sound  man.  Its 
darkness,  its  hardness,  its  forced  uprightness,  and 
the  place  in  which  you  find  it,  may  commend  it 
to  you  :  give  me  rather  some  weakness  and  pec- 
cability, with  vital  warmth  and  human  sympathies. 
A  shrewd  reasoner  is  one  thing,  a  sound  philoso- 
pher is  another.  I  admire  your  power  and  pre- 
cision. Monks  will  admonish  us  how  little  the 
author  of  the  Maxims  knows  of  the  world  ;  and 
heads  of  colleges  will  cry  out  "  a  libel  on  human 
nature !"  but  when  they  hear  your  titles,  and, 
above  all,  your  credit  at  court,  they  will  cast  back 
cowl  and  peruke,  and  lick  your  boots.  You  start 
with  great  advantages.  Throwing  off  from  a 
dukedom,  you  are  sure  of  enjoying,  if  not  the 
tongue  of  these  puzzlers,  the  full  cry  of  the  more 
animating,  and  will  certainly  be  as  long-lived  as 
the  imperfection  of  our  language  will  allow.  I 
consider  your  Maxims  as  a  broken  ridge  of  hills, 
on  the  shady  side  of  which  you  are  fondest  of 
taking  your  exercise :  but  the  same  ridge  hath 
also  a  sunny  one.  You  attribute  (let  me  say  it 
again)  all  actions  to  self-interest.  Now  a  senti- 
ment of  interest  must  be  preceded  by  calculation, 
long  or  brief,  right  or  erroneous.  Tell  me  then 
in  what  region  lies  the  origin  of  that  pleasure 
which  a  family  in  the  country  feels  on  the  arrival 
of  an  unexpected  friend.  I  say  a  family  in  the 
country ;  because  the  sweetest  souls,  like  the 
sweetest  flowers,  soon  canker  in  cities,  and  no 
purity  is  rarer  there  than  the  purity  of  delight. 
If  I  may  judge  from  the  few  examples  I  have 
been  in  a  position  to  see,  no  earthly  one  can  be 
greater.  There  are  pleasures  which  lie  near  the 
surface,  and  which  are  blocked  up  by  artificial 
ones,  or  are  diverted  by  some  mechanical  scheme, 
or  are  confined  by  some  stiff  evergreen  vista  of  low  ' 
advantage.  But  these  pleasures  do  occasionally 
burst  forth  in  all  their  brightness ;  and,  if  ever 
you  shall  by  chance  find  one  of  them,  you  will 
sit  by  it,  I  hope,  complacently  and  cheerfully,  and 
turn  toward  it  the  kindliest  aspect  of  your  medi- 
tations. 

Rochefoucault.  Many,  indeed  most  people,  will 
differ  from  me.  Nothing  is  quite  the  same  to 
the  intellect  of  any  two  men,  much  less  of  all. 
When  one  says  to  another,  "  I  am  entirely  of  your 
opinion,"  he  uses  in  general  an  easy  and  indifferent 
phrase,  believing  in  its  accuracy,  without  exami- 
nation, without  thought.  The  nearest  resem- 
blance in  opinions,  if  we  could  trace  every  line  of 
it,  would  be  found  greatly  more  divergent  than 
the  nearest  in  the  human  form  or  countenance, 
and  in  the  same  proportion  as  the  varieties  of 
mental  qualities  are  more  numerous  and  fine  than 
of  the  bodily.  Hence  I  do  not  expect  nor  wish 
that  my  opinions  should  in  all  cases  be  similar  to 
those  of  others  :  but  in  many  I  shall  be  gratified 
if,  by  just  degrees  and  after  a  long  survey,  those 
of  others  approximate  to  mine.  Nor  does  this 
my  sentiment  spring  from  a  love  of  power,  as  in 


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211 


many  good  men  quite  unconsciously,  when  they 
would  make  proselytes,  since  I  shall  see  few  and 
converse  with  fewer  of  them,  and  profit  in  no  way 
by  their  adherence  and  favour;  but  it  springs  from 
a  natural  and  a  cultivated  love  of  all  truths  what- 
ever, and  from  a  certainty  that  these  delivered  by 
me  are  conducive  to  the  happiness  and  dignity 
of  man.  You  shake  your  head. 

La  Fontaine.  Make  it  out. 

Rochefoucavlt.  I  have  pointed  out  to  him  at 
what  passes  he  hath  deviated  from  his  true  interest, 
and  where  he  hath  mistaken  selfishness  for  gene- 
rosity, coldness  for  judgment,  contraction  of  heart 
for  policy,  rank  for  merit,  pomp  for  dignity ;  of 
all  mistakes,  the  commonest  and  the  greatest.  I 
am  accused  of  paradox  and  distortion.  On  para- 
dox I  shall  only  say,  that  every  new  moral  truth 
has  been  called  so.  Inexperienced  and  negligent 
observers  see  no  difference  in  the  operations  of 
raveling  and  unraveling  :  they  never  come  close 
enough  :  they  despise  plain  work. 

La  Fontaine.  The  more  we  simplify  things,  the 
better  we  descry  their  substances  and  qualities. 
A  good  writer  will  not  coil  them  up  and  press 
them  into  the  narrowest  possible  space,  nor 
macerate  them  into  such  particles  that  nothing 
shall  be  remaining  of  their  natural  contexture. 
You  are  accused  of  this  too,  by  such  as  have  for- 
gotten your  title-page,  and  who  look  for  treatises 
where  maxims  only  have  been  promised.  Some 
of  them  perhaps  are  spinning  out  sermons  and 
dissertations  from  the  poorest  paragraph  in  the 
volume. 

Rochefoucault.  Let  them  copy  and  write  as 
they  please  ;  against  or  for,  modestly  or  impu- 
dently. I  have  hitherto  had  no  assailant  who  is 
not  of  too  slender  a  make  to  be  detained  an  hour 
in  the  stocks  he  has  unwarily  put  his  foot  into. 
If  you  hear  of  any,  do  not  tell  of  them.  On  the 
subjects  of  my  remarks,  had  others  thought  as  I 
do,  my  labour  would  have  been  spared  me.  I  am 
ready  to  point  out  the  road  where  I  know  it,  to 
whosoever  wants  it ;  but  I  walk  side  by  side  with 
few  or  none. 

La  Fontaine.  We  usually  like  those  roads  which 
show  us  the  fronts  of  our  friends'  houses  and  the 
pleasure-grounds  about  them,  and  the  smooth 
garden-walks,  and  the  trim  espaliers,  and  look  at 
them  with  more  satisfaction  than  at  the  docks 
and  nettles  that  are  thrown  in  heaps  behind.  The 
Offices  of  Cicero  are  imperfect ;  yet  who  would  not 
rather  guide  his  children  by  them  than  by  the 
line  and  compass  of  harder-handed  guides ;  such 
as  Hobbes  for  instance  1 

Rochefoucault.  Imperfect  as  some  gentlemen  in 
hoods  may  call  the  Offices,  no  founder  of  a  philo- 
sophical or  of  a  religious  sect  has  been  able  to 
add  to  them  anything  important. 

La  Fontaine.  Pity !  that  Cicero  carried  with 
him  no  better  authorities  than  reason  and  hu- 
manity. He  neither  could  work  miracles,  nor 
damn  you  for  disbelieving  them.  Had  he  lived 
fourscore  years  later,  who  knows  but  he  might 
have  been  another  Simon  Peter,  and  have  talked 


Hebrew  as  fluently  as  Latin,  all  at  once !  Who 
knows  but  we  might  have  heard  of  his  patrimony  ! 
who  knows  but  our  venerable  popes  might  have 
claimed  dominion  from  him,  as  descendant  from 
the  kings  of  Rome ! 

Rochefoucavlt.  The  hint,  some  centuries  ago, 
would  have  made  your  fortune,  and  that  saintly 
cat  there  would  have  kittened  in  a  mitre. 

La  Fontaine.  Alas  !  the  hint  could  have  done 
nothing  :  Cicero  could  not  have  lived  later. 

Rochefoucavlt.  I  warrant  him.  Nothing  is 
easier  to  correct  than  chronology.  There  is  not 
a  lady  in  Paris,  nor  a  jockey  in  Normandy,  that 
is  not  eligible  to  a  professor's  chair  in  it.  I  have 
seen  a  man's  ancestor,  whom  nobody  ever  saw  be- 
fore, spring  back  over  twenty  generations.  Our 
Vatican  Jupiters  have  as  little  respect  for  old 
Chronos  as  the  Cretan  had :  they  mutilate  him 
when  and  where  they  think  necessary,  limp  as 
he  may  by  the  operation. 

La  Fontaine.  When  I  think,  as  you  make  me 
do,  how  ambitious  men  are,  even  those  whose 
teeth  are  too  loose  (one  would  fancy)  for  a 
bite  at  so  hard  an  apple  as  the  devil  of  ambition 
offers  them,  I  am  inclined  to  believe  that  we  are 
actuated  not  so  much  by  selfishness  as  you  repre- 
sent it,  but  under  another  form,  the  love  of 
power.  Not  to  speak  of  territorial  dominion  or 
political  office,  and  such  other  things  as  we  usually 
class  under  its  appurtenances,  do  we  not  desire 
an  exclusive  control  over  what  is  beautiful  and 
lovely  1  the  possession  of  pleasant  fields,  of  well- 
situated  houses,  of  cabinets,  of  images,  of  pictures, 
and  indeed  of  many  things  pleasant  to  see  but 
useless  to  possess ;  even  of  rocks,  of  streams,  and 
of  fountains'?  These  things,  you  will  tell  me, 
have  their  utility.  True,  but  not  to  the  wisher, 
nor  does  the  idea  of  it  enter  his  mind.  Do  not 
we  wish  that  the  object  of  our  love  should  be 
devoted  to  us  only;  and  that  our  children 
should  love  us  better  than  their  brothers  and  sis- 
ters, or  even  than  the  mother  who  bore  them  1 
Love  would  be  arrayed  in  the  purple  robe  of  sov- 
ranty,  mildly  as  he  may  resolve  to  exercise  his 
power. 

Rochefoucavlt.  Many  things  which  appear  to 
be  incontrovertible,  are  such  for  their  age  only, 
and  must  yield  to  others  which,  in  their  age,  are 
equally  so.  There  are  only  a  few  points  that  are 
always  above  the  waves.  Plain  truths,  like  plain 
dishes,  are  commended  by  everybody,  and  every- 
body leaves  them  whole.  If  it  were  not  even 
more  impertinent  and  presumptuous  to  praise  a 
great  writer  in  his  presence  than  to  censure  him 
in  his  absence,  I  would  venture  to  say  that  your 
prose,  from  the  few  specimens  you  have  given  of 
it,  is  equal  to  your  verse.  Yet,  even  were  I  the 
possessor  of  such  a  style  as  yours,  I  would  never 
employ  it  to  support  my  Maxims.  You  would 
think  a  writer  very  impudent  and  self-sufficient 
who  should  quote  his  own  works  :  to  defend  them 
is  doing  more.  We  are  the  worst  auxiliaries  in 
the  world  to  the  opinions  we  have  brought  into 
the  field.  Our  business  is,  to  measure  the  ground, 


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and  to  calculate  the  forces ;  then  let  them  try 
their  strength.  If  the  weak  assails  me,  he  thinks 
me  weak ;  if  the  strong,  he  thinks  me  strong. 
He  is  more  likely  to  compute  ill  his  own  vigour 
than  mine.  At  all  events,  I  love  inquiry,  even  when 
I  myself  sit  down.  And  I  am  not  offended  in  my 
walks  if  my  visitor  asks  me  whither  does  that 
alley  lead  ]  It  proves  that  he  is  ready  to  go  on 
with  me ;  that  he  sees  some  space  before  him ; 
and  that  he  believes  there  may  be  something 
worth  looking  after. 

La  Fontaine.  You  have  been  standing  a  long 
time,  my  lord  duke :  I  must  entreat  you  to  be 
seated. 

Rochefoucault.  Excuse  me,  my  dear  M.  la 
Fontaine  ;  I  would  much  rather  stand. 

La  Fontaine.  Mercy  on  us !  have  you  been 
upon  your  legs  ever  since  you  rose  to  leave  me? 

Rochefoucault.  A  change  of  position  is  agree- 
able :  a  friend  always  permits  it. 

La  Fontaine.  Sad  doings  !  sad  oversight !  The 
other  two  chairs  were  sent  yesterday  evening  to 
be  scoured  and  mended.  But  that  dog  is  the 
best-tempered  dog  !  an  angel  of  a  dog,  I  do  assure 
you ;  he  would  have  gone  down  in  a  moment,  at 
a  word.  I  am  quite  ashamed  of  myself  for  such 
inattention.  With  your  sentiments  of  friendship 
for  me,  why  could  you  not  have  taken  the  liberty 
to  shove  him  gently  off,  rather  than  give  me  this 
uneasiness  ] 

Rochefoucault.  My  true  and  kind  friend !  we 
authors  are  too  sedentary ;  we  are  heartily  glad 
of  standing  to  converse,  whenever  we  can  do  it 
without  any  restraint  on  our  acquaintance. 

La  Fontaine.  I  must  reprove  that  animal  when 
he  uncurls  his  body.  He  seems  to  be  dreaming 
of  Paradise  and  Houris.  Ay,  twitch  thy  ear,  my 
child  !  I  wish  at  my  heart  there  were  as  trouble- 
some a  fly  about  the  other :  God  forgive  me  !  The 
rogue  covers  all  my  clean  linen  !  shirt  and  cravat ! 
what  cares  he ! 

Rochefoucault.  Dogs  are  not  very  modest. 

La  Fontaine.  Never  say  that,  M.  de  la  Roche- 
foucault !  The  most  modest  people  upon  earth  ! 
Look  at  a  dog's  eyes  ;  and  he  half-closes  them,  or 
gently  turns  them  away,  with  a  motion  of  the 
lips,  which  he  licks  languidly,  and  of  the  tail, 
which  he  stirs  tremulously,  begging  your  for- 
bearance. I  am  neither  blind  nor  indifferent  to 
the  defects  of  these  good  and  generous  creatures. 
They  are  subject  to  many  such  as  men  are  subject 
to  :  among  the  rest,  they  disturb  the  neighbour- 
hood in  the  discussion  of  their  private  causes; 
they  quarrel  and  fight  on  small  motives,  such  as 
a  little  bad  food,  or  a  little  vain-glory,  or  the  sex. 
But  it  must  be  something  present  or  near  that 
excites  them  ;  and  they  calculate  not  the  extent 
of  evil  they  may  do  or  suffer. 

Rochefoucault.  Certainly  not :  how  should  dogs 
calculate  ? 

La  Fontaine.  I  know  nothing  of  the  process. 
I  am  unable  to  inform  you  how  they  leap  over 
hedges  and  brooks,  with  exertion  just  sufficient, 
and  no  more.  In  regard  to  honour  and  a  sense 


of  dignity,  let  me  tell  you,  a  dog  accepts  the  sub- 
sidies of  his  friends,  but  never  claims  them :  a 
dog  would  not  take  the  field  to  obtain  power  for 
a  son,  but  would  leave  the  son  to  obtain  it  by  his 
own  activity  and  prowess.  He  conducts  his  visitor 
or  inmate  out  a-hunting,  and  makes  a  present  of 
the  game  to  him  as  freely  as  an  emperor  to  an 
elector.  Fond  as  he  is  of  slumber,  which  is  in- 
deed one  of  the  pleasantest  and  best  things  in  the 
universe,  particularly  after  dinner,  he  shakes  it 
off  as  willingly  as  he  would  a  gadfly,  in  order  to 
defend  his  master  from  theft  or  violence.  Let 
the  robber  or  assailant  speak  as  courteously  as  he 
may,  he  waives  your  diplomatical  terms,  gives  his 
reasons  in  plain  language,  and  makes  war.  I 
could  say  many  other  things  to  his  advantage  ; 
but  I  never  was  malicious,  and  would  rather  let 
both  parties  plead  for  themselves :  give  me  the 
dog,  however. 

Rochefoucault.  Faith !  I  will  give  you  both,  and 
never  boast  of  my  largess  in  so  doing. 

La  Fontaine.  I  trust  I  have  removed  from  you 
the  suspicion  of  selfishness  in  my  client,  and  I  feel 
it  quite  as  easy  to  make  a  properer  disposal  of 
another  ill  attribute,  namely  cruelty,  which  we 
vainly  try  to  shuffle  off  our  own  shoulders  upon 
others,  by  employing  the  offensive  and  most  un- 
just term,  brutality.  But  to  convince  you  of  my 
impartiality,  now  I  have  defended  the  dog  from 
the  first  obloquy,  I  will  defend  the  man  from  the 
last,  hoping  to  make  you  think  better  of  each. 
What  you  attribute  to  cruelty,  both  while  we  are 
children  and  afterward  may  be  assigned  for  the 
greater  part,  to  curiosity.  Cruelty  tends  to  the 
extinction  of  life,  the  dissolution  of  matter,  the 
imprisonment  and  sepulture  of  truth ;  and  if  it 
were  our  ruling  and  chief  propensity,  the  human 
race  would  have  been  extinguished  in  a  few  centu- 
ries after  its  appearance.  Curiosity,  in  its  primary 
sense,  implies  care  and  consideration. 

Rochefoucault.  Words  often  deflect  from  their 
primary  sense.  We  find  the  most  curious  men 
the  most  idle  and  silly,  the  least  observant  and 
conservative. 

La  Fontaine.  So  we  think;  because  we  see 
every  hour  the  idly  curious,  and  not  the  strenu- 
ously; we  see  only  the  persons  of  the  one  set, 
and  only  the  works  of  the  other. 

More  is  heard  of  cruelty  than  of  curiosity,  be- 
cause while  curiosity  is  silent  both  in  itself  and 
about  its  object,  cruelty  on  most  occasions  is  like 
the  wind,  boisterous  in  itself,  and  exciting  a  mur- 
mur and  bustle  in  all  the  things  it  moves  among. 
Added  to  which,  many  of  the  higher  topics 
whereto  our  curiosity  would  turn,  are  intercepted 
from  it  by  the  policy  of  our  guides  and  rulers ; 
while  the  principal  ones  on  which  cruelty  is  most 
active,  are  pointed  to  by  the  sceptre  and  the  trun- 
cheon, and  wealth  and  dignity  are  the  rewards  of 
their  attainment.  What  perversion!  He  who 
brings  a  bullock  into  a  city  for  its  sustenance  is 
called  a  butcher,  and  nobody  has  the  civility  to 
take  off  the  hat  to  him,  although  knowing  him 
as  perfectly  as  I  know  Matthieu  le  Mince,  who 


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served  me  with  those  fine  kidneys  you  must  have 
remarked  in  passing  through  the  kitchen :  on  the 
contrary,  he  who  reduces  the  same  city  to  famine 
is  styled  M.  le  General  or  M.  le  Marechal,  and 
gentlemen  like  you,  unprejudiced  (as  one  would 
think)  and  upright,  make  room  for  him  in  the 
antechamber. 

Rochefoucaidt.  He  obeys  orders  without  the  de- 
grading influence  of  any  passion. 

La  Fontaine.  Then  he  commits  a  baseness  the 
more,  a  cruelty  the  greater.  He  goes  off  at 
another  man's  setting,  as  ingloriously  as  a  rat-trap  : 
he  produces  the  worst  effects  of  fury,  and  feels 
none  :  a  Cain  unirritated  by  a  brother's  incense. 

Rochefoucault.  I  would  hide  from  you  this  little 
rapier,  which,  like  the  barber's  pole,  I  have  often 
thought  too  obtrusive  in  the  streets. 

La  Fontaine.  Never  shall  I  think  my  country- 
men half  civilised  while  on  the  dress  of  a  courtier 
is  hung  the  instrument  of  a  cut-throat.  How  de- 
plorably feeble  must  be  that  honour  which  requires 
defending  at  every  hour  of  the  day  ! 

Rochefoucault.  Ingenious  as  you  are,  M.  Fon- 
taine, I  do  not  believe  that,  on  this  subject,  you 
could  add  anything  to  what  you  have  spoken 
already  :  but  really,  I  do  think,  one  of  the  most 
instructive  things  in  the  world  would  be  a  disser- 
tation on  dress  by  you. 

La  Fontaine.  Nothing  can  be  devised  more 
commodious  than  the  dress  in  fashion.  Perukes 
have  fallen  among  us  by  the  peculiar  dispensation 
of  Providence.  As  in  all  the  regions  of  the  globe 
the  indigenous  have  given  way  to  stronger  crea- 
tures, so  have  they  (partly  at  least)  on  the  human 
head.  At  present  the  wren  and  the  squirrel  are 
dominant  there.  Whenever  I  have  a  mind  for  a 
filbert,  I  have  only  to  shake  myforetop.  Improve- 
ment does  not  end  in  that  quarter.  I  might  for- 
get to  take  my  pinch  of  snuff  when  it  would  do 
me  good,  unless  I  saw  a  store  of  it  on  another's 


cravat.  Furthermore,  the  slit  in  the  coat  behind 
tells  in  a  moment  what  it  was  made  for :  a  thing 
of  which,  in  regard  to  ourselves,  the  best  preachers 
have  to  remind  us  all  our  lives  :  then  the  central 
part  of  our  habiliment  has  either  its  loop-hole  or 
its  portcullis  in  the  opposite  direction,  still  more 
demonstrative.  All  these  are  for  very  mundane 
purposes :  but  Eeligion  and  Humanity  have  whis- 
pered some  later  utilities.  We  pray  the  more 
commodiously,  and  of  course  the  more  frequently, 
for  rolling  up  a  royal  ell  of  stocking  round  about 
our  knees  :  and  our  high-heeled  shoes  must  surely 
have  been  worn  by  some  angel,  to  save  those  in- 
sects which  the  flat-footed  would  have  crushed  to 
death. 

Rochefoucault.  Ah !  the  good  dog  has  awakened : 
he  saw  me  and  my  rapier,  and  ran  away.  Of  what 
breed  is  he  1  for  I  know  nothing  of  dogs. 

La  Fontaine.  And  write  so  well ! 

Rochefoucault.  Is  he  a  trufler  ] 

La  Fontaine.  No,  not  he;  but  quite  as  innocent. 

Rochefoucault.  Something  of  the  shepherd-dog, 
I  suspect.- 

La  Fontaine.  Nor  that  neither ;  although  he 
fain  would  make  you  believe  it.  Indeed  he  is 
very  like  one :  pointed  nose,  pointed  ears,  appa- 
rently stiff,  but  readily  yielding ;  long  hair,  par- 
ticularly about  the  neck ;  noble  tail  over  his  back, 
three  curls  deep,  exceedingly  pleasant  to  stroke 
down  again ;  straw-colour  all  above,  white  all 
below.  He  might  take  it  ill  if  you  looked  for  it ; 
but  so  it  is,  upon  my  word  :  an  ermeline  might 
envy  it. 

Rochefoucault.  What  are  his  pursuits  ? 

La  Fontaine.  As  to  pursuit  and  occupation,  he 
is  good  for  nothing.  In  fact,  I  like  those  dogs 
best  .  .  and  those  men  too. 

Rochefoucault.  Send  Nanon  then  for  a  pair  of 
silk  stockings,  and  mount  my  carriage  with  me  : 
it  stops  at  the  Louvre. 


VITTORIA  COLONNA  AND  MICHEL-ANGELO  BUONAROTTI. 


Vittoria.  What  has  detained  you  so  long, 
Michel-Angelo  ?  Were  we  not  to  have  read  to- 
gether, early  in  the  forenoon,  the  little  book  of 
poetry  which  is  lying  there  on  the  table  ? 

Michel-Angelo.  Excuse  me,  Madonna.  The 
fault,  if  mine  at  all,  is  mine  only  in  part. 

Vittoria.  I  will  pardon  it  the  rather,  because, 
whatever  it  was,  it  has  removed  the  traces  of  care 
and  of  study  from  your  brow,  and  supplanted 
them  with  an  unwonted  smile.  Pray  now  what 
provokes  this  hilarity  ? 

Michel-Angelo.  Not  the  delay,  I  'assure  you, 
which  never  has  any  such  effect  when  I  am 
coming  to  the  Palazzo  Pescara,  but  merely  the 
mention  of  poetry. 

Vittoria.  Why  so  *?  I  perceive  there  is  mischief 
in  your  countenance  ;  let  me  also  have  a  hand  in 
it,  if  I  find  it  is  such  as  I  like. 

Michel-Angelo.  When  I  was  walking  hither,  a 
middle-aged  gentleman,  tall,  round-shouldered, 


somewhat  grizzly,  of  a  complexion  rather  cindery 
than  pale,  with  a  look  half  leering  and  half 
imploring,  and  in  a  voice  half  querulous  and 
half  passionate,  accosted  me.  He  offered  many 
apologies  for  never  having  heard  of  me  until  this 
morning,  although  my  fame  (he  protested)  had 
filled  the  universe.  Whatever  he  said  at  one 
instant  he  unsaid  the  next,  in  like  manner. 

"  But  you  shall  forgive  me ;  you  shall  soon 
forgive  me,"  cried  he,  thrusting  into  my  hand  a 
large  volume,  from  its  more  opportune  station 
under  the  coat-flap.  I  felt  it  damp,  having  lain 
perhaps  in  the  middle  of  a  thousand,  two  entire 
winters ;  and  I  apprehended  cold  and  rheumatism 
as  much  almost  at  the  cover  as  at  the  contents. 
While  I  held  it,  uncertain  how  to  reply,  he 
suddenly  snatched  it  back,  and  cut  open  the 
leaves  with  a  very  sharp  penknife,  injuring  few 
of  them  by  the  operation,  for  he  was  cautious 
and  tender  in  the  extreme. 


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"  I  would  not  delay  you  in  the  reading,"  said 
he,  returning  it,  "for  your  praise  will  richly 
crown  my  labours." 

Vittoria.  What  was  it  ]  and  where  is  it  ? 

Micftel-Angelo.    Madonna,  let  me  be  an  ex- 
ample of  patience  to  you.    Wait  a  little,  and  you 
shall  hear  the  whole. 
.„  Vittoria.  No,  no,  no  ! 

Michel-Angelo.  I  do  not  mean  the  whole  of 
the  poem,  I  mean  only  the  whole  of  the  occur- 
rence. I  saw  on  the  title-page  that  it  was  a  poem 
in  twenty-four  cantos,  each  containing  a  hundred 
stanzas,  entitled  The  Strangulation  of  Cethegits. 
Between  the  moments  of  my  surprise  and  my 
dismay, . . 

"  You  will  find,"  exclaimed  the  author,  "  how 
wrongfully  I  have  been  accused  by  the  malevo- 
lent and  invidious  (and  there  are  few  others  in 
the  world)  of  copying  our  most  celebrated  writers, 
and  of  being  destitute  of  originality  myself.  If 
occasionally  I  resemble  them  in  some  sort,  it  is 
only  to  show  them  how  they  might  have  written, 
with  a  little  more  care,  judgment,  and  .  .  we  will 
not  say  .  .  genius ! " 

Vittoria.  On  such  emergencies,  a  spice  of 
ridicule  is  our  speediest  and  most  palatable 
remedy  for  disgust. 

Michel-Angelo.  When  I  inquired  of  him  to 
what  gentleman  I  was  indebted  for  so  valuable  a 
present,  he  stood  in  amaze  at  first ;  then  he 
repeated  his  family  name,  then  his  baptismal, 
then  a  poetical  intermediate  one  of  his  own 
invention.  These,  he  told  me,  I  must  frequently 
have  heard.  I  now  recognised  the  peculiar  object 
of  ebullient  jocularity  among  my  juvenile  scholars, 
one  of  whom  said,  "He  has  cracked  a  biscuit 
which  was  baked  for  a  long  voyage,  and,  pouring 
a  profusion  of  tepid  water  on  it,  he  has  quad- 
rupled its  bulk  and  heaviness  !" 

Vittoria.  Poor  man  !  his  vanity  must  often  be 
wounded. 

Miclid-Angelo.  He  has  none. 

Vittoria.  None? 

Michel-Angelo.  He  told  me  so  himself. 

"  I  have  been  called  vain,"  said  he ;  "  but  only 
by  those  who  never  knew  me.  Proud !  yes, 
proud  I  am  !  Vanity,  in  my  opinion,  (and  I  am 
certain  that  you  and  all  sensible  men  must  think 
with  me,)  belongs  only  to  weak  minds ;  pride  to 
the  strongest  and  most  sublime.  Poets,  we  hear, 
are  often  vain ;  ay,  but  what  poets  V 

His  eyes,  which  before  were  only  on  a  level 
with  the  cheek-bones  and  the  frontal,  now  ex- 
panded beyond,  and  assumed  the  full  majesty  of 
the  orbicular. 

Vittoria.  Well,  in  what  manner  has  he  treated 
his  subject  1 

Michel-Angelo.  He  could  not  resist  the 
pleasure  of  telling  me  : 

"  I  believe,  Signor  Buonarotti,  you  are,  among 
other  things,  a  painter.  Proportions !  ay,  pro- 
portions !  The  pyramidal,  ay !  We  look  to  that, 
don't  we  1  See  here  then.  Caesar  is  a  stripling, 
just  old  enough  to  fall  in  love.  In  Pagan  Rome 


they  fell  early.  The  man  of  genius  will  seize  on 
the  most  trifling  objects  in  nature,  and  raise  up  a 
new  creation  from  them.  Did  you  never  see  an 
apple  or  a  strawberry  which  had  another  more 
diminutive  growing  to  it  ?  Well,  now  from  this 
double  strawberry  or  apple  I  have  made  out  a 
double  Csesar,  such  as  never  was  seen  before ;  one 
the  stern  resolute  senator ;  the  other  the  gentle 
sentimental  young  lover." 

On  which  I  submissively  asked,  whether  the 
stripling  who  had  been  received  so  favorably  by 
the  lady,  would  on  the  same  afternoon  be  sure  of 
the  same  facility  at  his  entrance  into  the  senate ; 
and  whether  it  was  not  requisite  to  have  attained 
his  fortieth  year  ?  He  smiled  at  me,  and  said, 

"  Surely  no,  when  a  poet  of  the  first  order 
gives  him  a  ticket  of  admission.  Does  not 
Horace  say  we  poets  have  the  privilege  of  daring 
anything?" 

I  was  afraid  to  answer,  "  Yes  :  but,  unhappily, 
we  readers  have  not  the  power  of  bearing  any- 
thing." He  continued, 

"  Cicero  is  an  old  gentleman." 

Here  I  ventured  to  interrupt  him,  asking  if 
there  were  in  reality  more  than  five  or  six  years 
between  their  ages,  and  by  remarking,  that 
although  in  obscure  men  and  matters,  introduced 
into  works  of  invention,  facts  might  be  repre- 
sented not  quite  accordant  with  exact  chronology, 
yet  that  the  two  most  remarkable  characters  in 
the  Roman  Commonwealth,  known  by  every 
schoolboy  to  have  entered  into  public  life  at  the 
same  time,  could  safely  be  pushed  so  far  asunder. 

"  No  matter,  sir !"  replied  he  sharply  ;  "  there 
they  are,  the  poet's  own  creation.  Observe,  if 
you  please,  I  have  placed  Cethegus  between 
them ;  a  well-grown  personage,  in  his  meridian. 
Behold  my  pyramid ! " 

I  was  silent. 

"  No  originality,  I  suppose  1 " 

"  Very  great  indeed !"  answered  I. 

"  Here  is  one  man,"  cried  he,  seizing  my  hand, 
"  one  man  in  the  world,  willing  to  the  uttermost  of 
his  power  to  do  me  justice.  Strangers  give  me 
praise  ;  friends  give  me  only  advice  ;  and  such 
advice,  Signor  Buonarotti,  as  would  ^impoverish 
the  realms  of  literature,  if  taken." 

I  stared  at  him  even  more  wildly  than  before. 

"Perhaps  you  do  not  recognise  me?"  said  he. 
"  Many  have  taken  me  for  Ariosto  ;  but  I  hope 
I  am  loftier  and  graver,  and  more  innocent. 
Wherever  he  has  gone  I  have  followed  him,  in 
order  to  abolish  the  impression  of  wantonness, 
and  to  purify  (I  repeat  the  words  of  our  mutual 
admirers)  the  too  warm  air  of  his  enchantments." 

"  I  hope  you  have  not  forgotten,"  said  I,  "  that 
in  lustral  water  salt  is  always  an  ingredient." 

He  thrust  his  hands  into  his  pockets,  mis- 
understanding me ;  at  which  action  I  could  not 
but  smile.  He  perceived  it ;  and,  after  a  pause, 
"  Ha !  ha !  ha ! "  replied  he,  in  measured  laughter, 
"you. are  a  wit  too,  Messer  Michel-Angelo! 
Who  would  have  thought  it  of  so  considerable  a 
man  ?  Well  now,  I  never  venture  on  it,  even 


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among  friends.  We  may  be  easy  and  familiar  in 
writing  or  conversing,  without  letting  ourselves 
down ;  we  may  countenance  wit ;  we  may  even 
suggest  it ;  I  am  not  rigorous  on  that  head,  as 
some  other  great  writers  are.  You  see  I  have 
helped  you  to  a  trifle  of  it ;  a  mere  trifle.  Now 
you  must  confess  you  caught  the  spark  from  me," 
added  he,  coaxingly.  "  I  will  never  claim  it  in 
public ;  I  will  not  indeed  !  I  scarcely  consider  it  in 
the  light  of  a  plagiarism.  I  have  forborne  greater 
things  very  long,  and  have  only  been  compelled 
at  last  to  declare,  in  a  preface,  that  I  wrote  the 
better  part  of  Orlando  Furioso  many  years  before 
it  was  conceived  by  Messer  Ludovico.  I  heard 
his  injurious  claims,  and  told  nobody  the  fact." 

"  How  does  your  poem  end,  sir  ? "  said  I,  with 
all  the  rapidity  of  impatience. 

He  mistook  my  motive,  and  cried,  "  Really  I 
am  flattered  and  charmed  at  the  interest  you 
take  in  it.  You  have  devoured  it  in  your  mind 
already,  and  would  have  the  very  shell.  In  com- 
pliance with  your  earnestness  I  will  answer  the 
question,  although  it  might  be  hurtful,  I  fear,  to 
the  effect  the  whole  composition,  grasped  at  once, 
would  produce  on  you." 

I  declared  the  contrary,  with  many  protesta- 
tions. He  raised  up  his  head  from  its  slanting 
position  of  distrust  and  doubt.  Again  I  assured 
him  of  my  resolution  to  despatch  it  at  a  sitting. 

Vittoria.  I  never  thought  you  capable  of  such 
duplicity. 

Michel-Angelo.  Of  what  may  I  not  be  capable, 
if  you  absolve  me  with  so  gracious  a  smile  ? 

"  I  will  then  tell  you  how  it  ends,"  continued 
he,  "  if  you  never  have  read  the  history.  Cethegus 
was,  I  am  sorry  to  say,  a  person  of  bad  character, 
although  of  birth.  With  perfect  fidelity  I  have 
translated  the  speeches  of  Sallust ;  but  Sallust 
had  no  notion  (and  history  could  do  nothing  for 
him)  of  placing  the  culprit  bound  between  two 
Turkish  mutes,  with  a  friar  in  the  rear,  while  the 
great  bell  tolled  from  Santa  Maria  Maggiore." 

I  started. 

"That  is  the  place,  the  real  place;  he  was 
strangled  just  below." 

"Bell!"  I  soliloquized,  rather  too  audibly. 

"  If  you  never  have  felt  the  effect  of  a  bell  at 
executions,  and  particularly  on  the  stage ;  if  you 
never  have  felt  the  effect  of  a  bell,  Signer 
Buonarotti,  through  your  brain  and  heart,"  said 
he,  breathing  hard,  and  allowing  his  watery 
diagonal  eyes  only  half  their  width,  "  then  do  I 
most  sincerely  pity  you,  Signor  Buonarotti,  and 
wish  you  a  very  good  morning." 

I  bowed,  and  fancied  my  deliverance  was  ac- 
complished. But  he  instantly  turned  round 
again,  and  added, 

"  If  you  object  to  a  bell,  you  may  object  to  a 
clock.  Now,  it  was  precisely  as  the  clock  struck 
midnight  that  justice  was  done  by  me  upon  the 
execrable  Cethegus,  as  a  warning  to  all  future 
generations." 

"  Nobody  can  be  more  firmly  convinced,"  said 
I,  "  how  execrable  is  this  violation  of  all  laws, 


moral,  social,  political,  and, "  I  was  about  to  add 
inwardly,  poetical,  when  he  seized  my  hand,  and 
said,  with  firm  deliberation, 

"  There  are  two  men  in  degenerate  Rome  who 
abhor  the  vicious  in  conduct  and  embrace  the 
pure  in  poetry.  When  you  have  bestowed  as 
much  time  as  I  have  on  the  contemplation  and 
composition  of  it,  your  surprise  (but  not  your 
admiration,  I  humbly  trust)  will  be  considerably 
diminished,  on  the  repeated  perusal  of  my  few 
edited  volumes.  I  am  as  sure  of  eternal  fame  as 
if  I  had  it  in  my  pocket.  Fame,  Signor  Michel- 
Angelo,  has  a  snail's  growth ;  true,  real,  genuine 
fame  has,  and  you  may  know  it  by  that.  But,  I 
promise  you,  in  another  century  or  two  you  shall 
see  mine  a  very  giant.  I  have  sometimes  thought 
I  have  a  host  of  enemies  :  I  now  begin  to  think  I 
can  have  only  one  :  I  have  him  in  my  eye.  He 
is  capable  of  putting  on  all  manner  of  faces.  I 
myself  have  seen  him  looking  like  an  elderly 
man ;  some  of  my  friends  have  seen  him  looking 
quite  young;  and  others  have  seen  him  what 
they  thought  was  middle-aged.  He  manages  his 
voice  equally  well.  If  you  go  into  twenty  streets, 
only  mention  me,  and  you  will  find  him  at  the  same 
moment  in  all  of  them.  Happily,  he  always  hits 
in  the  wrong  place.  He  says  I  am  restless  for 
celebrity !  he  says  I  want  vigour  and  originality ! " 

He  ended  with  three  little  titters  ;  and  these 
at  least  were  in  good  metre,  and  showed  care  in 
the  composition. 

Vittoria.  Happy  man !  for  vanity  is  rarely  at- 
tended by  vexation  of  spirit,  and  nobody  is 
oppressed  by  a  sense  of  emptiness.  I  must  now 
undertake  his  defence. 

Michel-Angelo.  Properly  then  have  you  ex- 
claimed happy  man  ! 

Vittoria.  The  clock  and  bell  indeed  are  stum- 
bling-blocks;  but  there  are  some  instances  in 
which  even  so  inopportune  an  introduction  of 
them  is  less  censurable  than  in  others.  Suppose 
for  example  a  dramatic  poet  in  an  age  when  the 
greater  part  of  his  audience  was  rude  and  igno- 
rant. After  he  had  supplied  the  more  learned 
and  intellectual  with  the  requisites  of  his  art,  I 
would  not  quarrel  with  him  for  indulging  the 
market-folk  with  a  hearty  peal  of  bells,  or  per- 
haps a  discharge  of  artillery,  while  they  are  fol- 
lowing the  triumphal  car  of  Caesar,  or  shouting 
round  the  conflagration  of  Persepolis !  But  if 
another,  in  offering  his  tragedy  for  the  perusal  of 
our  times,  should  neglect  to  sweep  away  the 
remnants  of  an  old  largess  given  to  the  multi- 
tude, it  can  only  be  from  the  conviction  that 
they  are  his  proper  company ;  that  he  is  about  to 
be  tried  by  his  own  order ;  that  his  services  are 
mostly  due  to  the  majority ;  and  that  the  world's 
population  in  simpletons  is  by  no  means  on  the 
wane.  Consider  now,  my  dear  Michel-Angelo, 
if  inconsistencies,  absurdities,  anachronisms,  are 
to  be  found  only  in  one  department  of  the 
arts.  I  appeal  to  you,  the  president,  prince,  dic- 
tator of  them  all,  whether  it  is  as  ridiculous  to 
represent  an  angel  playing  on  a  violin,  for  which 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


your  master  Ghirlandaio  and  some  other  more 
ancient  painters  have  been  reprehended,  as  it  is 
to  represent,  what  we  find  on  many  recent  monu- 
ments, a  poet  or  a  musician  with  a  lyre  in  his 
hand.  For,  if  angels  play  on  any  instrument  at 
all,  they  may  as  well  play  on  such  as  men  in- 
vented late  as  early ;  since,  at  whatever  time  men 
invented  them,  angels  may  have  invented  them 
before. 

Michd-Angdo.  A  lyre  in  the  hand  of  poet  or 
musician  born  in  our  times,  is  a  contradiction  to 
ages,  a  defiance  to  chronology,  and  might  mislead 
in  regard  to  usages  a  remote  posterity.  So  indeed 
might  our  silly  inscriptions  about  the  manes  and 
ashes  of  our  uncles  and  aunts,  who  would  have 
been  horrified  at  the  idea  of  being  burnt  like 
Pagans,  bottled  up  in  urns,  and  standing  bolt-up- 
right, where  milk  and  honeyare  lapped  and  sucked 
before  their  faces,  by  an  ugly  brood  of  devils  un- 
amenable to  priest  or  purgatory.  But  while 
emperors  and  kings  are  hoisted  upon  columns  a 
hundred  palms  above  the  earth,  where  only  a 
pigeon  would  feel  secure,  and  while  saints  and 
martyrs,  instead  of  receiving  us  at  the  door  or  on 
the  steps,  are  perched  on  the  slope  of  a  ballus- 
trade,  we  need  not  look  on  the  ground  for  a  fresh 
crop  of  absurdities.  The  ancient  Romans,  quite 
barbarous  enough  in  violating  the  pure  architec- 
ture of  Greece,  abstained  from  such  as  these,  and 
went  no  farther  (nor  truly  was  there  any  occasion) 
than  to  narrow  the  street,  instead  of  enlarging  it, 
for  the  march  of  armies  through  triumphal  arches. 
The  idea,  so  abused,  was  taken  from  the  boughs 
and  branches  hung  on  poles,  which  shaded  their 
forefathers  at  their  return  from  plunder,  while 
wine  was  poured  out  to  them  in  the  dusty  path 
by  wives  and  daughters.  The  songs  alone  con- 
tinued just  the  same  as  they  were  at  first,  coarse, 
ribald,  in  the  trochaic  measure,  which  appears  to 
be  the  commonest  and  earliest  in  most  nations. 

Vittoria.  The  difference  between  poetry  and 
all  other  arts,  all  other  kinds  of  composition,  is 
this  :  in  them  utility  comes  before  delight ;  in 
this,  delight  comes  before  utility. 

Mickel-Angelo.  In  some  pleasing  poems  there 
is  nothing  whatsoever  of  the  useful. 

Vittoria.  My  friend,  I  think  you  are  mistaken. 
An  obvious  moral  is  indeed  a  heavy  protuberance, 
which  injures  the  gracefulness  of  a  poem;  but 
there  is  wisdom  of  one  kind  or  other  in  every 
sentence  of  a  really  good  composition,  and  it  pro- 
duces its  effect  in  various  ways.  You  employ  gold 
in  your  pictures ;  not  always  of  the  same  consis- 
tency or  the  same  preparation,  but  several  of  your 
colours,  even  the  most  different,  are  in  part  com- 
posed of  it.  This  is  a  matter  of  which  those  in 
general  who  are  gratified  with  the  piece  are  un- 
suspicious. The  beautiful  in  itself  is  useful  by 
awakening  our  finer  sensibilities,  which  it  must 
be  our  own  fault  if  we  do  not  often  carry  with  us 
into  action.  A  well-ordered  mind  touches  no 
branch  of  intellectual  pleasure  so  brittle  and  in- 
compliant  as  never  to  be  turned  to  profit. 

Michd-Angelo.    The   gift  that  was  just  now 


forced  into  my  hand,  I  sadly  suspect  would  have 
produced  but  little. 

Vittoria.  Have  you  brought  your  treasure  with 
you?  Where  is  it? 

Michd-Angelo.  Knowing  your  antipathy  to 
bad  smells  and  bad  poems,  knowing  also  that 
Father  Tiber  is  accustomed  to  both  of  them,  I 
devoutly  made  my  offering  to  him  as  I  crossed 
the  bridge. 

Victoria.  Indeed  I  am  not  over-curious  about  a 
specimen ;  and  few  things  that  are  hopeless  ever 
gave  anyone  less  concern. 

Michel- Angdo.  Such  resignation  merits  all  pos- 
sible reward ;  and  all  that  lies  in  me  you  shall 
receive.  As  the  last  page  fluttered  on  the  bat- 
tlement, I  caught  two  verses,  without  the  inter- 
mediate : 

"  Signer  Cetego  !  la  preghiera  6  vana. 
Spicciti  1  senti !  suona  la  campana." 

and  these  two  in  sequence,  which  are  the  con- 
clusion : 

"  Cetego  casea  in  terra  come  un  bove, 
£  1'anima  gli  scappa  .  .  die  sa  dove  !" 

Vittoria.  If  I  could  suppress  my  smile,  perhaps 
I  should  reprove  you ;  but  at  last  I  will  be  grave. 
Men  like  yourself,  men  of  reputation  and  au- 
thority, should  not  only  be  lenient  and  indulgent, 
but  even  grateful,  to  the  vain  and  imbecile  who 
attempt  to  please  us.  If  we  are  amused  at  an 
ebullition  of  frowardness  in  children,  at  their 
little  contortions,  stamps,  and  menaces,  are  not 
the  same  things  at  least  inoffensive  to  us,  when 
children  of  the  same  character  are  grey,  wrinkled, 
and  toothless  ?  From  those  of  three  feet  we  only 
see  ourselves  in  a  convex  mirror ;  we  see  what  we 
were  at  the  same  age ;  but  from  others  of  six  feet 
we  gather  stores  for  pleasantry,  for  imagination, 
and  for  thought.  Against  their  blank  wall  is 
inserted  the  standard  by  which  we  may  measure 
our  friends  and  ourselves.  As  we  look  up  at  it, 
Comedy  often  lays  her  playful  hand  on  our 
shoulder ;  and,  as  we  turn  our  faces  back,  we 
observe  Philosophy  close  behind  her.  If  men  in 
general  were  much  nearer  to  perfection  than  they 
are,  the  noblest  of  human  works  would  be  far- 
ther from  it.  From  the  fall  of  Adam  to  the 
slaughter  of  Hector,  how  vastly  has  genius  been 
elevated  by  our  imperfections !  What  history, 
what  romance,  what  poem,  interests  us  by  un- 
mixed good  or  by  unwavering  consistency  ?  We 
require  in  you  strong  motives,  pertinacious  re- 
solves, inflexible  wills,  and  ardent  passions ;  you 
require  in  us  all  our  weaknesses.  From  your 
shore  start  forth  abrupt  and  lofty  precipices ;  on 
ours,  diametrically  opposite,  lie  sequestered  bays 
and  deep  recesses.  We  deride  the  man  who  is, 
or  would  be,  like  us  in  anything,  the  vain  one  in 
particular.  Vanity  in  women  is  not  invariably, 
though  it  is  too  often,  the  sign  of  a  cold  and  sel- 
fish heart  ;  in  men  it  always  is  :  therefore  we 
ridicule  it  in  society,  and  in  private  hate  it. 

Michel-Angelo.  You  prove  to  me,  Donna  Vit- 
toria, that  from  base  materials  may  rise  clear 
and  true  reflections ! 


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Vittoria.  I  wonder  that  poets  who  have  en- 
countered what  they  call  the  injustice  of  the  world, 
hold  with  such  pertinacity  to  the  objects  of 
attack. 

Michel-Angela.  We  are  unwilling  to  drown 
our  blind  puppies,  because  they  are  blind ;  we 
are  then  unwilling  to  throw  them  into  the  pond, 
because  they  are  just  beginning  to  open  their 
eyes  ;  lastly,  we  refuse  idle  boys,  who  stand  ready 
for  the  sport,  the  most  mis-shapen  one  of  the 
litter,  he  having  been  trodden  on  in  the  stable, 
and  kicked  about  by  the  grooms  for  his  lame- 
ness. 

Vittoria.  Pretty  tropes  indeed  !  and  before  one 
who  dabbles  in  poetry. 

MichelrAngelo.  So  the  silver-footed  Thetis 
dabbled  in  the  sea,  when  she  could  descend  at 
pleasure  to  its  innermost  depths. 

Vittoria.  You  must  certainly  think  in  good 
earnest  that  I  lay  high  claims  to  poetry.  Here 
is  more  than  enough  flattery  for  the  vainest  wo- 
man, who  is  not  a  poetess  also.  Speak,  if  you 
please,  about  others,  particularising  or  general- 
ising. 

Michel-Angelo,.  Then  to  generalise  a  little. 
In  our  days  poetry  is  a  vehicle  which  does  not 
carry  much  within  it,  but  is  top-heavy  with  what 
is  corded  on.  Children,  in  a  hurry  to  raise  plants, 
cover  their  allotment  of  border  with  all  the  seeds 
the  pinafore  will  hold  :  so  do  small  authors  their 
poetry-plots.  Hence  what  springs  up  in  either 
quarter  has  nothing  of  stamen,  but  only  sickly 
succulence  for  grubs  to  feed  on. 

Vittoria.  Never  say  in  our  days,  unless  you 
include  many  other  days  in  most  ages.  In  those 
when  poetry  was  very  flourishing  there  were  com- 
plaints against  it,  as  we  find  by  Horace  and  Aris- 
tophanes. I  am  afraid,  Michel-Angelo,  some 
idle  boy  has  been  putting  a  pebble  into  his  sling 
and  aiming  at  your  architraves ;  in  other  words, 
some  poetaster  or  criticaster  has  been  irreverent 
toward  you.  I  do  not  mean  about  your  poetry, 
which  perhaps  you  undervalue,  but  about  the 
greater  things  in  which  you  are  engaged. 

Michel-Angelo.  Nothing  more  likely;  but  as 
only  the  worst  can  be  guilty  of  it,  I  shall  let  them 
fall  into  other  offences,  that  heavier  punishment 
than  I  ever  take  the  trouble  to  inflict,  may  befall 
them.  It  is  only  the  few  that  have  found  the 
way  into  my  heart,  who  can  wound  it ! 

Vittoria.  You  are  safe  then. 

Michel-Angelo.  Whoever  is  engaged  in  great 
and  difficult  works,  as  I  am,  must  inevitably  meet 
with  rivals  and  enemies  ! 

Vittoria.  Enemies !  yes !  Say  that  word  only. 
What  a  pyramid  of  skulls  from  the  insanely 
hostile  does  every  predominant  genius  erect ! 
Leave  those  of  your  light  assailants  to  whiten  in 
their  native  deserts ;  and  march  on.  Indeed  it  is 
unnecessary  to  exhort  you  to  magnanimity,  for 
you  appear  unusually  at  ease  and  serene. 

Michel-Angelo.  Serenity  is  no  sign  of  security. 
A  stream  is  never  so  smooth,  equable,  and  silvery, 
as  at  the  instant  before  it  becomes  a  cataract.  The 


children  of  Niobe  fell  by  the  arrows  of  Diana 
under  a  bright  and  cloudless  sky. 

Vittoria.  Alas !  the  intellectual,  the  beautiful, 
and  the  happy,  are  always  the  nearest  to  danger. 
Michel-Angelo.  I  come  to  you  at  all  times, 
my  indulgent  friend,  to  calm  my  anxieties  when- 
soever they  oppress  me.  You  never  fail;  you 
never  falter.  Sometimes  a  compassionate  look, 
sometimes  a  cheerful  one,  alights  on  the  earthly 
thought,  and  dries  up  all  its  noxiousness.  Music, 
and  a  voice  that  is  more  and  better,  are  its  last 
resorts.  The  gentleness  of  your  nature  has  led 
you  to  them  when  we  both  had  paused.  There 
are  songs  that  attract  and  melt  the  heart  more 
sweetly  than  the  Siren's.  Ah  !  there  is  love  too, 
even  here  below,  more  precious  than  immortality ; 
but  it  is  not  the  love  of  a  Circe  or  a  Calypso. 

Vittoria.  Nor  were  they  happy  themselves ; 
and  yet  perhaps  they  were  not  altogether  unde- 
serving of  it,  they  who  could  select  for  the  object 
of  their  affections  the  courageous,  the  enduring, 
and  the  intelligent.  There  are  few  men  at  any 
time  whom  moral  dignity  and  elevation  of  genius 
have  made  conspicuous  above  the  mass  of  society ; 
and  fewer  still  are  the  women  who  can  distinguish 
them  from  persons  of  ordinary  capacity,  endowed 
with  qualities  merely  agreeable.  But  if  it  hap- 
pens that  a  man  of  highest  worth  has  been  read 
attentively  and  thoroughly  by  those  eyes  which 
he  has  taught  the  art  of  divination,  let  another 
object  intervene  and  occupy  their  attention,  let 
the  beloved  be  induced  to  think  it  a  merit  and  a 
duty  to  forget  him,  yet  memory  is  not  an  outcast 
nor  an  alien  when  the  company  of  the  day  is 
gone,  but  says  many  things  and  asks  many  ques- 
tions which  she  would  not  turn  away  from  if  she 
could. 

Michel-Angelo.  The  morning  comes,  the  fresh 
world  opens,  and  the  vestiges  of  one  are  trodden 
out  by  many :  they  were  only  on  the  dew,  and 
with  the  dew  they  are  departed. 

Vittoria.  Although  you  are  not  alluding  to 
yourself  at  the  present  time,  nor  liable  to  be  in- 
terrupted in  the  secreter  paths  of  life,  yet  I  think 
you  too  susceptible  in  those  you  are  pursuing, 
and  I  was  anxious  to  discover  if  anything  un- 
pleasant had  occurred.  For,  little  minds  in  high 
places  are  the  worst  impediments  to  great.  Chest- 
nuts and  esculent  oaks  permit  the  traveller  to 
pass  onward  under  them ;  briars  and  thorns  and 
unthrifty  grass  entangle  him. 

Michel-Angelo.  You  teach  me  also  to  talk 
figuratively ;  yet  not  remotely  from  one  of  the  arts 
I  profess.  We  may  make  a  large  hole  in  a  brick 
wall  and  easily  fill  it  up ;  but  the  slightest  flaw  in 
a  ruby  or  a  crysolite  is  irreparable.  Thus  it  is  in 
minds.  The  ordinary  soon  take  offence  and  (as 
they  call  it)  make  it  up  again  ;  the  sensitive  and 
delicate  are  long-suffering,  but  their  wounds  heal 
imperfectly,  if  at  all. 

Vittoria.  Are  you  quite  certain  you  are  without 
any1? 

Michel-Angelo.  You  and  Saint  Peter  insure 
me.  The  immortal  are  invulnerable  ! 


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Vittoria.  Evader!  but  glad  am  I  that  you 
have  spoken  the  word,  although- you  set  at  nought 
thereby  the  authority  of  Homer.  For  you  re- 
mind me  that  he,  like  Dante,  often  has  a  latent 
meaning  by  the  side  of  an  evident  one,  which 
indeed  is  peculiar  to  great  poets.  Unwise  com- 
manders call  out  all  their  forces  to  the  field ;  the 
more  prudent  have  their  reserves  posted  where 
it  is  not  everybody  that  can  discover  them. 

In  the  Iliad  two  immortals  are  wounded ;  Venus 
slightly,  Mars  severely.  The  deities  of  Love  and 
War  are  the  only  ones  exposed  to  violence.  In 
the  former,  weakness  is  shown  to  be  open  to  ag- 
gression ;  in  the  latter,  violence  to  resistance  and 
repulse ;  and  both  are  subject  to  more  pain  than 
they  can  well  endure.  At  the  same  time,  Juno 
and  Pallas,  Mercury  and  Apollo  and  Neptune, 
do  not  stand  aloof,  but  stand  unassailable.  Here 
we  perceive  that  sometimes  the  greater  gods  are 
subtilised  and  attenuated  into  allegories.  Homer 
bestows  on  them  more  or  less  potency  at  his 
pleasure.  One  moment  we  see  a  bright  and 
beautiful  god  stand  manifest  before  us ;  presently 
his  form  and  radiance  are  indistinct ;  at  last,  in 
the  place  where  he  was  standing,  there  are  only 
some  scattered  leaves,  inscribed  with  irregular 
and  uncouth  characters ;  these  invite  our  curiosity 
with  strange  similitudes;  we  look  more  atten- 
tively, and  they  seem  brought  closer  together : 
the  god  has  receded  to  deliver  the  oracle  of  his 
wisdom. 

Michel-Angelo.  Homer  left  a  highway,  over- 
shadowed with  lofty  trees  and  perennial  leafage, 
between  the  regions  of  Allegory  and  Olympus. 
The  gloom  of  Dante  is  deeper,  and  the  boundaries 
even  more  indiscernible.  We  know  the  one  is 
censured  for  it ;  perhaps  the  other  was. 

Vittoria.  To  the  glory  of  our  Italy  be  it  spoken, 
we  are  less  detractive  than  our  forefathers  the 
Romans.  Dante  and  Petrarca  were  estimated 
highly  by  those  nearest  them.  Indeed,  to  confess 
the  truth,  Petrarca  has  received  for  his  poetry 
what  ought  rather  to  have  been  awarded  him  for 
rarer  and  sublimer  deserts.  Dante  has  fared  less 
sumptuously,  and  there  are  fewer  who  could  en- 
tertain him.  Petty  latin,  things  called  classics,  as 
their  betters  are,  smooth,  round,  light,  hollow, 
regularly  figured  like  pasteboard  zodiacs,  were 
long  compared  and  even  preferred  to  the  triple 
world  of  Dante.  I  speak  not  of  Grecian  litera- 
ture, because  I  know  it  not  sufficiently ;  but  I 
imagine  Rome  is  to  Greece  what  a  bull-ring  is  to 
a  palaestra,  the  games  of  the  circus  to  the  Olympic, 
fighting  bondmen  to  the  brothers  of  Helen,  the 
starry  twins  of  Jupiter  and  Leda. 

Michel-Angelo.  Boccaccio  first  scattered  the 
illusion  by  which  the  guide  seemed  loftier  and 
grander  than  the  guided.  The  spirit  of  the  im- 
mortal master,  our  Tuscan,  no  longer  led  by  the 
hand,  nor  submissively  following,  soared  beyond 
Italy,  and  is  seen  at  last,  in  his  just  proportions, 
right  against  the  highest  pinnacle  of  Greece. 
Ariosto  has  not  yet  been  countenanced  by  the 
Italian  potentates,  nor  fostered  in  the  genial  fur 


of  our  Holy  Fathers,  with  the  same  tenderness  as 
some  minute  poets,  who  dirty  their  cold  fingers 
with  making  little  clay  models  after  old  colossal 
marbles.  But  Ariosto  is  too  marked  in  his  fea- 
tures to  be  fondled,  and  too  broad  in  his  shoulders 
for  the  chairs  they  occupy.  He  is  to  Ovid  what 
Sicily  is  to  Italy  ;  divided  by  a  narrow  channel ; 
the  same  warm  climate,  the  same  flowery  glebe ; 
less  variety,  less  extent.  Not  only  these,  but  per- 
haps all  poets  excepting  Pindar  and  .JSschylus, 
want  compression  and  curtailment ;  yet  the  par- 
ings of  some  would  be  worth  the  pulp  of  others. 

Vittoria.  Those  to  whom,  I  will  not  say  genius, 
but  splendid  talents  have  been  given,  are  subject 
to  weaknesses  to  which  inferior  men  are  less 
liable ;  as  the  children  of  the  rich  are  to  diseases 
from  which  those  jof  the  poorer  generally  are 
exempt. 

MicJiel-Angelo.  The  reason,  I  conceive,  is 
this.  Modern  times  have  produced  no  critic 
contemporary  with  an  eminent  poet.  There  is  a 
pettishness  and  frowardness  about  some  literary 
men,  in  which,  at  the  mention  of  certain  names, 
they  indulge  without  moderation  or  shame.  They 
are  prompt  and  alert  at  showing  their  sore  places, 
and  strip  for  it  up  to  the  elbow.  They  feel  only 
a  comfortable  warmth  when  they  are  reproved  for 
their  prejudices  and  antipathies,  which  often  are 
no  more  to  be  traced  to  their  origin  than  the 
diseases  of  the  body,  and  come  without  contact, 
without  even  breathing  the  same  air.  No  remedy 
being  sought  for  them,  they  rapidly  sink  into 
the  mental  constitution,  weakening  its  internal 
strength  and  disfiguring  its  external  character. 
In  some  persons  at  first  they  are  covered  and 
concealed ;  but  afterward,  when  they  are  seen  and 
remarked,  are  exhibited  in  all  their  virulence  with 
swaggering  effrontery. 

Vittoria.  Geese  and  buffaloes  are  enraged  at 
certain  colours ;  there  are  certain  colours  also  of 
the  mind  lively  enough  to  excite  choler  at  a  dis- 
tance in  the  silly  and  ferine.  I  have  witnessed  in 
authors  the  most  vehement  expression  of  hatred 
against  those  whose  writings  they  never  read,  and 
whose  persons  they  never  approached  :  all  these 
are  professors  of  Christianity,  and  some  of  moral 
philosophy. 

Michel-Angelo.  Do  not  wonder  then  if  I  take 
my  walk  at  a  distance  from  the  sibilant  throat 
and  short-flighted  wing ;  at  a  distance  from  the 
miry  hide  and  blindly  directed  horn.  Such 
people  as  you  describe  to  me  may  be  men  of 
talents ;  but  talents  lie  below  genius. 

Occasionally  we  attribute  to  a  want  of  benevo- 
lence what  in  reality  is  only  a  want  of  discern- 
ment. The  bad  sticks  as  closely  as  the  good,  and 
often  more  readily.  If  we  would  cover  with  gold 
a  cornice  or  a  statue,  we  require  a  preparation  for 
it ;  smoke  does  its  business  in  a  moment. 

Vittoria.  Sometimes  we  ourselves  may  have 
exercised  our  ingenuity,  but  without  any  con- 
sciousness of  spleen  or  ill-humour,  in  detecting 
and  discussing  the  peculiar  faults  of  great  poets. 
This  has  never  been  done,  or  done  very  clumsily, 


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by  our  critics,  who  fancy  that  a  measureless  and 
shapeless  phantom  of  enthusiasm  leaves  an  im- 
pression of  a  powerful  mind,  and  a  quick  appre- 
hension of  the  beautiful. 

"Who,"  they  ask  us,  "who  would  look  for 
small  defects  in  such  an  admirable  writer  1  who 
is  not  transported  by  his  animation,  and  blinded 
by  his  brightness  1 " 

To  this  interrogation  my  answer  is, 

"  Very  few  indeed ;  only  the  deliberate,  the  in- 
structed, and  the  wise.  Only  they  who  partake 
in  some  degree  of  his  nature  know  exactly  where 
to  find  his  infirmities." 

We  perhaps  on  some  occasions  have  spoken  of 
Dante  in  such  a  manner  as  would  make  the  un- 
wary, if  they  heard  us,  believe  that  we  estimate 
him  no  higher  than  Statius,  Silius,  Valerius,  and 
the  like.  On  the  other  hand,  we  have  admired 
the  versatility,  facility,  and  invention  of  Ovid,  to 
such,  a  degree  as  would  excite  a  suspicion  that  we 
prefer  him  even  to  Virgil.  But  in  one  we  spoke 
of  the  worst  parts,  in  the  other  of  the  best.  Cen- 
sure and  praise  can  not  leave  the  lips  at  the  same 
breath :  one  is  caught  before  the  other  comes  :  our 
verdict  is  distributed  abroad  when  we  have  sum- 
med up  only  one  column  of  the  evidence. 

Michel-Angelo.  Surely  I  have  heard  you  declare 
that  you  could  produce  faults  out  of  Virgil  graver 
than  any  in  Ovid. 

Vittorla.  The  faults  of  Ovid  are  those  of  a  play- 
ful and  unruly  boy  ;  the  faults  of  Virgil  are  those 
of  his  master.  I  do  not  find  in  Ovid  (as  you  may 
remember  I  then  observed)  the  hypallage ;  such 
for  instance  as  Virgil's,  '  The  odour  brought  the 
wind,'  instead  of '  The  wind  brought  the  odour.'  No 
child  could  refrain  from  laughter  at  such  absurd- 
ity, no  pedagogue  from  whipping  him  for  laugh- 
ing at  such  authority.  This  figure  (so  the  gram- 
marians are  pleased  to  call  it)  far  exceeds  all  other 
faults  in  language,  for  it  reverses  the  thing  it 
should  represent.  If  I  buy  a  mirror,  I  would 
rather  buy  one  which  has  fifty  small  flaws  in  it, 
than  one  which  places  my  feet  where  my  head 
should  be. 

There  are  poems  of  Ovid  which  I  have  been 
counselled  to  cast  aside,  and  my  curiosity  has 
never  violated  the  interdict.  But  even  in  Homer 
himself  nothing  of  the  same  extent  is  more 
spirited,  or  truly  epic,  than  the  contest  of  Ajax 
and  Ulysses.  You  shall  hear  in  this  apartment, 
some  day  soon,  what  our  Bembo  thinks  about  it. 
No  Roman,  of  any  age,  either  has  written  more 
purely,  or  shown  himself  a  more  consummate 
judge  both  of  style  and  matter. 

Michel-Angela.  I  think  so  too;  but  some 
have  considered  him  rather  as  correct  and  elegant 
than  forcible  and  original. 

Vittoria.  Because  he  is  correct ;  of  which  alone 
they  can  form  a  notion,  and  of  this  imperfectly. 
Had  he  written  in  a  negligent  and  disorderly 
manner,  they  would  have  admired  his  freedom 
and  copiousness,  ignorant  that,  in  literature  as  in 
life,  the  rich  and  noble  are  as  often  frugal  as  the 
indigent  and  obscure.  The  cardinal  never  talks 


vaguely  and  superficially  on  any  species  of  com- 
position ;  no,  not  even  with  his  friends.  Where 
a  thing  is  to  be  admired  or  censured,  he  explains 
in  what  it  consists.  He  points  to  the  star  in  the 
ascendant,  and  tells  us  accurately  at  what  distance 
other  stars  are  from  it.  In  lighter  mood,  on 
lighter  matters,  he  shakes  the  beetle  out  of  the 
rose,  and  shows  us  what  species  of  insect  that  is 
which  he  has  thrown  on  its  back  at  our  feet,  and 
in  what  part  and  to  what  extent  the  flower  has 
been  corroded  by  it.  He  is  too  noble  in  his  nature 
to  be  habitually  sarcastic,  and  too  conscious  of 
power  to  be  declamatory  or  diffuse. 

MicJtel-Angelo.  Nevertheless,  in  regard  to 
sarcasm,  I  have  known  him  to  wither  a  fungus 
of  vanity  by  a  single  beam  of  wit. 

Vittoria.  He  may  indeed  have  chastised  an  evil- 
doer, but  a  glance  of  the  eye  or  a  motion  of  the 
hand  is  enough.  Throughout  the  ample  palace  of 
his  mind  not  an  instrument  of  torture  can  be 
found. 

Michel-Angelo.  Perhaps  in  the  offices  below, 
a  scourge  may  be  suspended  for  intrusive  curs,  or 
for  thieves  disguised  in  stolen  liveries.  I  wish  my 
friend  of  this  morning  had  met  the  Cardinal  in- 
stead of  me.  Possessing  no  sense  of  shame  or 
decency,  and  fancying  that  wherever  he  has  thrust 
a  book  he  has  conferred  a  distinction,  he  would 
have  taken  the  same  easy  liberty  with  his  Emi- 
nence. 

Vittoria.  If  he  continues  to  be  so  prolific,  we 
shall  soon  see  another  island  emerging  from  the 
Tiber.  Our  friend  the  Cardinal  has  indeed  no 
time  to  squander  on  those  who,  like  your  way- 
layer,  infest  the  public  roads  of  literature,  by  sing- 
ing old  songs  and  screaming  old  complaints.  But 
I  wish  his  political  occupations  would  allow  him 
to  pursue  his  pleasanter  studies,  and  especially  in 
exercising  his  acute  judgment  on  our  primary 
poets.  For  our  country,  both  anciently  and  of  late, 
has  always  wanted  a  philosophical  critic  on  poeti- 
cal works,  and  none  are  popular  in  the  present  day 
but  such  as  generalise  or  joke.  Ariosto,  in  de- 
spite of  them,  is,  however  tardily  and  difficultly, 
coming  into  favour.  There  is  quite  enough  in 
him  for  our  admiration,  although  we  never  can 
compare  him  with  some  among  the  ancients.  For 
the  human  heart  is  the  world  of  poetry ;  the  ima- 
gination is  only  its  atmosphere.  Fairies,  and 
genii,  and  angels  themselves,  are  at  best  its  insects, 
glancing  with  unsubstantial  wings  about  its  lower 
regions  and  less  noble  edifices. 

Michel-Angelo.  You  have  been  accustomed, 
0  Madonna,  to  contemplate  in  person  those  illus- 
trious men  who  themselves  were  the  destinies  of 
nations,  and  you  are  therefore  less  to  be  satisfied 
with  the  imaginative  and  illusory. 

Vittoria.  There  are  various  kinds  of  greatness, 
as  we  all  know ;  however,  the  most-part  of  those 
who  profess  one  species  is  ready  to  acknowledge 
no  other.  The  first  and  chief  is  intellectual.  But 
surely  those  also  are  to  be  admitted  into  the  num- 
ber of  the  eminently  great,  who  move  large  masses 
by  action,  by  throwing  their  own  ardent  minds 


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into  the  midst  of  popular  assemblies  or  conflicting 
armies,  compelling,  directing,  and  subjecting. 
This  greatness  is  indeed  far  from  so  desirable  as 
that  which  shines  serenely  from  above,  to  be  our 
hope,  comfort,  and  guidance ;  to  lead  us  in  spirit 
from  a  world  of  sad  realities  into  one  fresh  from 
the  poet's  hand,  and  blooming  with  all  the  variety 
of  his  creation.  Hence  the  most  successful  gene- 
rals, and  the  most  powerful  kings,  will  always  be 
considered  by  the  judicious  and  dispassionate  as 
invested  with  less  dignity,  less  extensive  and  en- 
during authority,  than  great  philosophers  and 
great  poets. 

Michel-Angela.  By  the  wise  indeed ;  but  little 
men,  like  little  birds,  are  attracted  and  caught  by 
false  lights. 

Vittoria.  It  was  beautifully  and  piously  said  in 
days  of  old,  that,  wherever  a  spring  rises  from  the 
earth,  an  altar  should  be  erected.  Ought  not  we, 
my  friend,  to  bear  the  same  veneration  to  the 
genius  which  springs  from  obscurity  in  the  loneli- 
ness of  lofty  places,  and  which  descends  to  irrigate 
the  pastures  of  the  mind  with  a  perennial  fresh- 
ness and  vivifying  force?  If  great  poets  build 
their  own  temples,  as  indeed  they  do,  let  us  at 
least  offer  up  to  them  our  praises  and  thanks- 
givings, and  hope  to  render  them  acceptable  by 
the  purest  incense  of  the  heart. 

Michel-Angelo.  First,  we  must  find  the 
priests,  for  ours  are  inconvertible  from  their 
crumbling  altars.  Too'  surely  we  are  without  an 
Aristoteles  to  precede  and  direct  them. 

Vittoria.  We  want  him  not  only  for  poetry, 
but  philosophy.  Much  of  the  dusty  perfumery, 
which  thickened  for  a  season  the  pure  air  of  Attica, 
was  dissipated  by  his  breath.  Calm  reasoning, 
deep  investigation,  patient  experiment,  succeeded 
to  contentious  quibbles  and  trivial  irony.  The 
sun  of  Aristoteles  dispersed  the  unwholesome 
vapour  that  arose  from  the  garden  of  Academus. 
Instead  of  spectral  demons,  instead  of  the  mons- 
trous progeny  of  mystery  and  immodesty,  there 
arose  tangible  images  of  perfect  symmetry.  Ho- 
mer was  recalled  from  banishment  :  ^Eschylus 
followed  :  the  choruses  bowed  before  him,  divided, 
and  took  their  stands.  Symphonies  were  heard ; 
what  symphonies !  So  powerful  as  to  lighten  the 
chain  that  Jupiter  had  riveted  on  his  rival.  The 
conquerors  of  kings  until  then  omnipotent,  kings 
who  had  trampled  on  the  towers  of  Babylon  and 
had  shaken  the  eternal  sanctuaries  of  Thebes, 
the  conquerors  of  these  kings  bowed  their  olive- 
crowned  heads  to  the  sceptre  of  Destiny,  and 
their  tears  ran  profusely  over  the  immeasurable 
wilderness  of  human  woes. 

Michel-Angelo.  We  have  no  poetry  of  this  kind 
now,  nor  have  we  auditors  who  could  estimate  or 
know  it  if  we  had.  Yet,  as  the  fine  arts  have 
raised  up  their  own  judges,  literature  may,  ere 
long,  do  the  same.  Instead  of  undervaluing  and 
beating  down,  let  us  acknowledge  and  praise  any 
resemblance  we  may  trace  to  the  lineaments  of  a 
past  and  stronger  generation. 

Vittoria.  But  by  the  manners  and  habitudes  of 


antiquity  ours  are  little  to  be  improved.  Scholars 
who  scorn  the  levity  of  Ariosto,  and  speak  disdain- 
fully of  the  middle  ages,  in  the  very  centre  of  the 
enchantment  thrown  over  them  by  the  magician 
of  Ferrara,  never  think  how  much  we  owe,  not 
only  to  him,  but  also  to  those  ages ;  never  think 
by  what  energies,  corporeal  and  mental,  from  the 
barbarous  soldier  rose  the  partially  polished 
knight,  and  high  above  him,  by  slower  degrees, 
the  accomplished  and  perfect  gentleman,  the 
summit  of  nobility. 

Michel-Angelo.  0  that  Pescara  were  present ! 
Pescara!  whom  your  words  seem  to  have  em- 
bodied and  recalled  !  Pescara  !  the  lover  of  all 
glory,  but  mostly  of  yours,  Madonna  !  he  to  whom 
your  beauty  Was  eloquence  and  your  eloquence 
beauty,  inseparable  as  the  influences  of  deity. 

Vittoria.  Present !  and  is  he  not  ]  Where  I  am 
there  is  he,  for  evermore.  Earth  may  divide, 
Heaven  never  does.  The  beauty  you  speak  of  is 
the  only  thing  departed  from  me,  and  that  also  is 
with  him  perhaps.  He  may,  I  hope  he  may,  see 
me  as  he  left  me,  only  more  pacified,  more  re- 
signed. After  I  had  known  Pescara,  even  if  I 
had  never  been  his,  I  should  have  been  espoused 
to  him ;  espoused  to  him  before  the  assembled 
testimonies  of  his  innumerable  virtues,  before  his 
genius,  his  fortitude,  his  respectful  superiority,  his 
manly  gentleness.  Yes,  I  should  have  been  mar- 
ried to  his  glory ;  and,  neither  in  his  lifetime  nor 
when  he  left  the  world,  would  I  have  endured, 
0  Michel-Angelo,  any  other  alliance.  The 
very  thought,  the  very  words  conveying  it,  are 
impiety.  But  friendship  helps  to  support  that 
heavy  pall  to  which  the  devoted  cling  tenaciously 
for  ever. 

Michel-Angelo.  Oh  !  that  at  this  moment  .  .  . 

Vittoria.  Hush  !  hush  !  Wishes  are  by-paths 
on  the  declivity  to  unhappiness ;  the  weaker  ter- 
minate in  the  sterile  sand,  the  stronger  in  the 
vale  of  tears.  If  there  are  griefs,  which  we  know 
there  are,  so  intense  as  to  deprive  us  of  our  intel- 
lects, griefs  in  the  next  degree  of  intensity,  far 
from  depriving  us  of  them,  amplify,  purify,  regu- 
late, and  adorn  them.  We  sometimes  spring 
above  happiness,  and  fall  on  the  other  side.  This 
hath  happened  to  me ;  but  strength  enough  is  left 
me  to  raise  myself  up  again,  and  to  follow  the 
guide  who  calls  me. 

Michel-Angelo.  Surely  God  hath  shown  that 
mortal  what  his  own  love  is,  for  whom  he  hath 
harmonised  a  responsive  bosom,  warm  in  the  last 
as  in  the  first  embraces.  One  look  of  sympathy, 
one  regret  at  parting,  is  enough,  is  too  much ;  it 
burdens  the  heart  with  overpayment.  You  can 
not  gather  up  the  blossoms  which,  by  blast  after 
blast,  have  been  scattered  and  whirled  behind 
you.  Are  they  requisite  1  The  fruit  was  formed 
within  them  ere  they  fell  upon  the  walk;  you 
have  culled  it  in  its  season. 

Vittoria.  Before  we  go  into  another  state  of 
existence,  a  thousand  things  occur  to  detach  us 
imperceptibly  from  this.  To  some  (who  knows  to 
how  many?)  the  images  of  early  love  return  with 


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an  inviting  yet  a  saddening  glance,  and  the  breast 
that  was  laid  out  for  the  sepulchre  bleeds  afresh. 
Such  are  ready  to  follow  where  they  are  beckoned, 
and  look  keenly  into  the  darkness  they  are  about 
to  penetrate. 

Did  we  not  begin  to  converse  on  another  sub- 
ject 1  Why  have  you  not  spoken  to  me  this  half- 
hour] 

Michel-Angelo.  I  see,  0  Donna  Vittoria,  I 
may  close  the  volume  we  were  to  read  and  cri- 
ticise. 

Vittwria.  Then  I  hope  you  have  something  of 
your  own  for  me  instead. 

Michel- A  ngelo.  Are  you  not  tired  of  my  verses  ] 
Your  smile  is  too  splendid  a  reward,  but  too 
indistinct  an  answer.  Pray,  pray  tell  me,  Ma- 
donna !  and  yet  I  have  hardly  the  courage  to  hear 
you  tell  me  .  .  have  I  not  sometimes  written  to 
you]  .  . 

Vittoria.  My  cabinet  can  answer  for  that.  Lift 
up  your  sphinx  if  you  desire  to  find  it.  Anything 
in  particular  ] 

Michel-Angelo.  I  would  say,  written  to  you 
with  .  .  . 

Vittoria.  With  what  ]  a  golden  pen  ] 

Michel-Angelo.  No,  no. 

Vittoria.  An  adamantine  one? 

You  child !  you  child !  are  you  hiding  it  in  my 
sleeve  ]  An  eagle's  plume  ]  a  nightingale's  ]  a 
dove's  ]  I  must  have  recourse  to  the  living  sphinx, 
if  there  is  any,  not  to  the  porphyry.  Have  you 
other  pens  than  these  ]  I  know  the  traces  of  them 


all,  and  am  unwilling  to  give  you  credit  for  any 
fresh  variety.  But  come,  tell  me,  what  is  it] 

Michel-Angelo.  I  am  apprehensive  that  I  some- 
times have  written  to  you  with  an  irrepressible 
gush  of  tenderness,  which  is  but  narrowed  and 
deepened  and  precipitated  by  entering  the  chan- 
nel of  verse.  This,  falling  upon  vulgar  ears,  might 
be  misinterpreted. 

Vittoria.  If  I  have  deserved  a  wise  man's  praise 
and  a  virtuous  man's  affection,  I  am  not  to  be 
defrauded  of  them  by  stealthy  whispers,  nor  de- 
terred from  them  by  intemperate  clamour.  She 
whom  Pescara  selected  for  his  own,  must  excite 
the  envy  of  too  many ;  but  the  object  of  envy  is 
not  the  sufferer  by  it :  there  are  those  who  convert 
it  even  into  recreation.  One  star  hath  ruled  my 
destiny  and  shaped  my  course.  Perhaps  .  .  no, 
not  perhaps,  but  surely,  under  that  clear  light  I 
may  enjoy  unreproved  the  enthusiasm  of  his 
friend,  the  greatest  man,  the  most  ardent  and 
universal  genius,  he  has  left  behind  him.  Cou- 
rage !  courage !  Lift  up  again  the  head  which 
nothing  on  earth  should  lower.  When  death  ap- 
proaches me,  be  present,  Michel-Angelo,  and  shed 
as  pure  tears  on  this  hand  as  I  did  shed  on  the 
hand  of  Pescara. 

Michel-Angelo.  Madonna!  they  are  these; 
they  are  these  !  endure  them  now  rather ! 

Merciful  God  !  if  there  is  piety  in  either,  grant 
me  to  behold  her  at  that  hour,  not  in  the  palace 
of  a  hero,  not  in  the  chamber  of  a  saint,  but  from 
thine  everlasting  mansions ! 


MELANCTHON  AND  CALVIN. 


Calvin.  Are  you  sure,  0  Melancthon  !  that  you 
yourself  are  among  the  elect  ] 

Melancthon.  My  dear  brother  !  so  please  it  God, 
I  would  rather  be  among  the  many. 

Calvin.  Of  the  damned  ] 

Melancthon.  Alas !  no.  But  I  am  inclined  to 
believe  that  the  many  will  be  saved  and  will  be 
happy,  since  Christ  came  into  the  world  for  the 
redemption  of  sinners. 

Calvin.  Hath  not  our  Saviour  said  explicitly, 
that  many  are  called,  but  few  chosen. 

Melancthon.  Our  Saviour]  hath  he  said  it] 

Calvin.  Hath  he  forsooth  !  Where  is  your  New 
Testament  ] 

Melancthon.  In  my  heart. 

Calvin.  Without  this  page  however. 

Melancthon.  When  we  are  wiser  and  more 
docile,  that  is,  when  we  are  above  the  jars  and 
turmoils  and  disputations  of  the  world,  our  Saviour 
will  vouchsafe  to  interpret  what,  through  the 
fumes  of  our  intemperate  vanity,  is  now  indistinct 
or  dark.  He  will  plead  for  us  before  no  inexora- 
ble judge.  He  came  to  remit  the  sins  of  man ; 
not  the  sins  of  a  few,  but  of  many ;  not  the  sins  of 
many,  but  of  all 

Calvin.  What !  of  the  benighted  heathen  too  ] 
of  the  pagan  ]  of  the  idolater  1 

Melancthon.  I  hope  so;  but  I  dare  not  say  it. 


Calvin.  You  would  include  even  the  negligent, 
the  indifferent,  the  sceptic,  the  unbeliever. 

Melancthon.  Pitying  them  for  a  want  of  happi- 
ness in  a  want  of  faith.  They  are  my  brethren  : 
they  are  God's  children.  He  will  pardon  the  pre- 
sumption of  my  wishes  for  their  welfare ;  my  sor- 
row that  they  have  fallen,  some  through  their 
blindness,  others  through  their  deafness,  others 
through  their  terror,  others  through  their  anger 
peradventure  at  the  loud  denunciations  of  unfor- 
giving man.  If  I  would  forgive  a  brother,  may 
not  he,  who  is  immeasurably  better  and  more 
merciful,  have  pity  on  a  child  ]  He  came  on  earth 
to  take  our  nature  upon  him  :  will  he  punish,  will 
he  reprehend  us,  for  an  attempt  to  take  as  much 
as  may  be  of  his  upon  ourselves  ] 

Calvin.  There  is  no  bearing  any  such  fallacies. 

Melancthon.  Is  it  harder  to  bear  these  fallacies 
(as  they  appear  to  you,  and  perhaps  are,  for  we  all 
are  fallible,  and  many  even  of  our  best  thoughts 
are  fallacies),  is  it  harder,  0  my  friend,  to  bear 
these,  than  to  believe  in  the  eternal  punishment 
of  the  erroneous  ] 

Calvin.  Erroneous  indeed !  Have  they  not  the 
Book  of  Life,  now  at  last  laid  open  before  them, 
for  their  guidance] 

Melancthon.  No,  indeed ;  they  have  only  two  or 
three  places,  dog-eared  and  bedaubed,  which  they 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


are  commanded  to  look  into  and  study.  These 
are  so  uninviting,  that  many  close  again  the 
volume  of  salvation,  clasp  it  tight,  and  throw  it 
back  in  our  faces.  I  would  rather  show  a  man 
green  fields  than  gibbets  :  and  if  I  called  him  to 
enter  the  service  of  a  plenteous  house  and  power- 
ful master,  he  may  not  be  rendered  the  more  will- 
ing to  enter  it  by  my  pointing  out  to  him  the 
stocks  in  the  gateway,  and  telling  him  that  nine- 
tenths  of  the  household,  however  orderly,  must 
occupy  that  position.  The  book  of  good  news 
under  your  interpretation,  tells  people  not  only 
that  they  may  go  and  be  damned,  but  that  unless 
they  are  lucky,  they  must  inevitably.  Again  it 
informs  another  set  of  inquirers  that  if  once  they 
have  been  under  what  they  feel  to  be  the  influence 
of  grace,  they  never  can  relapse.  All  must  go 
well  who  have  once  gone  well ;  and  a  name  once 
written  in  the  list  of  favorites  can  never  be 
erased. 

Calvin.  This  is  certain. 

Mdancfhon.  Let  us  hope  then,  and  in  holy  con- 
fidence let  us  believe,  that  the  book  is  large  and 
voluminous ;  that  it  begins  at  an  early  date  of 
man's  existence ;  and  that  amid  the  agitation  of 
inquiry,  it  comprehends  the  humble  and  submis- 
sive doubter.  For  doubt  itself,  between  the  richest 
patrimony  and  utter  destitution,  is  quite  sufficiently 
painful :  and  surely  it  is  a  hardship  to  be  turned 
over  into  a  criminal  court  for  having  lost  in.a  civil 
one.  But  if  all  who  have  once  gone  right  can 
never  go  astray,  how  happens  it  that  so  large  a 
part  of  the  angels  fell  off  from  their  allegiance  ? 
They  were  purer  and  wiser  than  we  are,  and  had 
the  advantage  of  seeing  God  face  to  face.  They 
were  the  ministers  of  his  power ;  they  knew  its 
extent;  yet  they  defied  it.  If  we  err,  it  is  in 
relying  too  confidently  on  his  mercies;  not  in 
questioning  his  omnipotence.  If  our  hopes  forsake 
us,  if  the  bonds  of  sin  bruise  and  corrode  us,  so 
that  we  can  not  walk  upright,  there  is,  in  the 
midst  of  these  calamities,  no  proof  that  we  are 
utterly  lost.  Danger  far  greater  is  there  in  the 
presumption  of  an  especial  favour,  which  men  in- 
comparably better  than  ourselves  can  never  have 
deserved.  Let  us  pray,  0  Calvin,  that  we  may 
hereafter  be  happier  than  our  contentions  and 
animosities  will  permit  us  to  be  at  present ;  and 
that  our  opponents,  whether  now  in  the  right  or 
in  the  wrong,  may  come  at  last  where  all  error 
ceases. 

Calvin.  I  am  uncertain  whether  such  a  wish  is 
rational :  and  I  doubt  more  whether  it  is  religious. 
God  hath  willed  them  to  walk  in  their  blindness. 
To  hope  against  it,  seems  like  repining  at  his 
unalterable  decree ;  a  weak  indulgence  in  an  un- 
permitted  desire ;  an  unholy  entreaty  of  the  heart 
that  He  will  forego  his  vengeance,  and  abrogate 
the  law  that  was  from  the  beginning.  Of  one 
thing  I  am  certain :  we  must  lop  off  the  un- 
sound. 

Melancthon.  What  a  curse  hath  metaphor  been 
to  religion !  It  is  the  wedge  that  holds  asunder 
the  two  great  portions  of  the  Christian  world.  We 


hear  of  nothing  so  commonly  as  fire  and  sword. 
And  here  indeed  what  was  metaphor  is  converted 
into  substance  and  applied  to  practice.  The  un- 
soundness  of  doctrine  is  not  cut  off  nor  cauterised ; 
the  professor  is.  The  head  falls  on  the  scaffold, 
or  fire  surrounds  the  stake,  because  a  doctrine  is 
bloodless  and  incombustible.  Fierce  outrageous 
animals,  for  want  of  the  man  who  has  escaped 
them,  lacerate  and  trample  his  cloak  or  bonnet. 
This,  although  the  work  of  brutes,  is  not  half  so 
brutal  as  the  practice  of  theologians,  seizing  the 
man  himself,  instead  of  bonnet  or  cloak. 

Cahin.  We  must  leave  such  matters  to  the 
magistrate. 

Melancthon.  Let  us  instruct  the  magistrate  in 
his  duty;  this  is  ours.  Unless  we  can  teach 
humanity,  we  may  resign  the  charge  of  religion. 
For  fifteen  centuries,  Christianity  has  been  con- 
veyed into  many  houses,  in  many  cities,  in  many 
regions,  but  always  through  slender  pipes;  and 
never  yet  into  any  great  reservoir  in  any  part  of 
the  earth.  Its  principal  ordinances  have  never 
been  observed  in  the  polity  of  any  state  whatever. 
Abstinence  from  spoliation,  from  oppression,  from 
bloodshed,  has  never  been  inculcated  by  the  chief 
priests  of  any.  These  two  facts  excite  the  doubts 
of  many  in  regard  to  a  divine  origin  and  a  divine 
protection.  Wherefore  it  behoves  us  the  more 
especially  to  preach  forbearance.  If  the  people  are 
tolerant  one  toward  another  in  the  same  country, 
they  will  become  tolerant  in  time  toward  those 
whom  rivers  or  seas  have  separated  from  them. 
For  surely  it  is  strange  and  wonderful  that  nations 
which  are  near  enough  for  hostility  should  never 
be  near  enough  for  concord.  This  arises  from 
bad  government ;  and  bad  government  arises  from 
a  negligent  choice  of  counsellors  by  the  prince, 
usually  led  or  terrified  by  a  corrupt,  ambitious, 
wealthy  (and  therefore  unchristian)  priesthood. 
While  their  wealth  lay  beyond  the  visible  horizon, 
they  tarried  at  the  cottage,  instead  of  pricking  on 
for  the  palace. 

Calvin.  By  the  grace  and  help  of  God  we  will 
turn  them  back  again  to  their  quiet  and  whole- 
some resting-place,  before  the  people  lay  a  rough 
hand  upon  the  silk. 

But  you  evaded  my  argument  on  predestination. 

Melancthon.  Our  blessed  Lord  himself,  in  his 
last  hours,  ventured  to  express  a  wish  before  his 
heavenly  Father,  that  the  bitter  cup  might  pass 
away  from  him.  I  humbly  dare  to  implore  that 
a  cup  much  bitterer  may  be  removed  from  the 
great  body  of  mankind ;  a  cup  containing  the 
poison  of  eternal  punishment,  where  agony  suc- 
ceeds to  agony,  but  never  death. 

Calvin.  I  come  armed  with  the  Gospel. 

Melancthon.  Tremendous  weapon  !  as  we  have 
seen  it  through  many  ages,  if  man  wields  it  against 
man  :  but  like  the  fabled  spear  of  old  mythology, 
endued  with  the  faculty  of  healing  the  saddest 
wound  its  most  violent  wielder  can  inflict.  Ob- 
scured and  rusting  with  the  blood  upon  it,  let  us 
hasten  to  take  it  up  again,  and  apply  it,  as  best 
we  may,  to  its  appointed  uses. 


MELANCTHON  AND  CALVIN. 


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The  life  of  our  Saviour  is  the  simplest  exposi- 
tion of  his  words.  Strife  is  what  he  both  discoun- 
tenanced and  forbade.  We  ourselves  are  right- 
minded,  each  of  us  all:  and  others  are  right- 
minded  in  proportion  as  they  agree  with  us,  chiefly 
in  matters  which  we  insist  are  well  worthy  of  our 
adherence,  but  which  whosoever  refuses  to  em- 
brace displays  a  factious  and  unchristian  spirit. 
These  for  the  most  part  are  matters  which  neither 
they  nor  we  understand,  and  which,  if  we  did 
understand  them,  would  little  profit  us.  The 
weak  will  be  supported  by  the  strong,  if  they  can; 
if  they  can  not,  they  are  ready  to  be  supported 
even  by  the  weaker,  and  cry  out  against  the 
strong,  as  arrogant  or  negligent,  or  deaf  or  blind ; 
at  last  even  their  strength  is  questioned,  and  the 
more  if,  while  there  is  fury  all  around  them,  they 
are  quiet. 

I  remember  no  discussion  on  religion  in  which 
religion  was  not  a  sufferer  by  it,  if  mutual  for- 
bearance, and  belief  in  another's  good  motives 
and  intentions,  are.  (as  I  must  always  think 
they  are)  its  proper  and  necessary  appurte- 
nances. 

Calvin.  Would  you  never  make  inquiries  ? 

Melancthon.  Yes ;  and  as  deep  as  possible  ; 
but  into  my  own  heart ;  for  that  belongs  to 
me ;  and  God  hath  entrusted  it  most  especially 
to  my  own  superintendence. 

Calvin.  We  must  also  keep  others  from  going 
astray,  by  showing  them  the  right  road,  and,  if 
they  are  obstinate  in  resistance,  then  by  coercing 
and  chastising  them  through  the  magistrate. 

Melancthon.  It  is  sorrowful  to  dream  that  we 
are  scourges  in  God's  hand,  and  that  he  appoints 
for  us  no  better  work  than  lacerating  one  another. 
I  am  no  enemy  to  inquiry,  where  I  see  abuses,  and 
where  I  suspect  falsehood.  The  Romanists,  our 
great  oppressors,  think  it  presumptuous  to  search 
into  things  abstruse ;  and  let  us  do  them  the  jus- 
tice to  acknowledge  that,  if  it  is  a  fault,  it  is  one 
which  they  never  commit.  But  surely  we  are  kept 
sufficiently  in  the  dark  by  the  infirmity  of  our 
nature  :  no  need  to  creep  into  a  corner  and  put  our 
hands  before  our  eyes.  To  throw  away  or  turn 
aside  from  God's  best  gifts  is  verily  a  curious  sign 
of  obedience  and  submission.  He  not  only  hath 
given  us  a  garden  to  walk  in,  but  he  hath  planted 
it  also  for  us,  and  he  wills  us  to  know  the  nature 
and  properties  of  everything  that  grows  up  within 
it.  Unless  we  look  into  them  and  handle  them 
and  register  them,  how  shall  we  discover  this  to 
be  salutary,  that  to  be  poisonous;  this  annual, 
that  perennial  ? 

Calvin.  Here  we  coincide;  and  I  am  pleased 
to  find  in  you  less  apathy  than  I  expected.  It 
becomes  us,  moreover,  to  denounce  God's  ven- 
geance on  a  sinful  world. 

Melancthon.  Is  it  not  better  and  pleasanter  to 
show  the  wanderer  by  what  course  of  life  it  may 
be  avoided]  is  it  not  better  and  pleasanter  to 
enlarge  on  God's  promises  of  salvation,  than  to 
insist  on  his  denunciations  of  wrath]  is  it  not 
better  and  pleasanter  to  lead  the  wretched  up  to 


his  mercy-seat,  than  to  hurl  them  by  thousands 
under  his  fiery  chariot? 

Calvin.  We  have  no  option.  By  our  heavenly 
Father  many  are  called,  but  few  are  chosen. 

Melancthon.  There  is  scarcely  a  text  in  the  Holy 
Scriptures  to  which  there  is  not  an  opposite  text, 
written  in  characters  equally  large  and  legible  ; 
and  there  has  usually  been  a  sword  laid  upon 
each.  Even  the  weakest  disputant  is  made  so 
conceited  by  what  he  calls  religion,  as  to  think 
himself  wiser  than  the  wisest  who  thinks  differ- 
ently from  him ;  and  he  becomes  so  ferocious 
by  what  he  calls  holding  it  fast,  that  he  appears 
to  me  as  if  he  held  it  fast  much  in  the  same 
manner  as  a  terrier  holds  a  rat,  and  you  have  about 
as  much  trouble  in  getting  it  from  between  his 
incisors.  When  at  last  it  does  come  out,  it  is 
mangled,  distorted,  and  extinct. 

Calvin.  M.  Melancthon !  you  have  taken  a  very 
perverse  view  of  the  subject.  Such  language  as 
yours  would  extinguish  that  zeal  which  is  to  en- 
lighten the  nations,  and  to  consume  the  tares  by 
which  they  are  overrun. 

Melancthon.  The  tares  and  the  corn  are  so 
intermingled  throughout  the  wide  plain  which  our 
God  hath  given  us  to  cultivate,  that  I  would  rather 
turn  the  patient  and  humble  into  it  to  weed  it 
carefully,  than  a  thresher  who  would  thresh 
wheat  and  tare  together  before  the  grain  is 
ripened,  or  who  would  carry  fire  into  the  furrows 
when  it  is. 

Calvin.  Yet  even  the  most  gentle,  and  of  the 
gentler  sex,  are  inflamed  with  a  holy  zeal  in  the 
propagation  of  the  faith. 

Melancthon.  I  do  not  censure  them  for  their 
earnestness  in  maintaining  truth.  We  not  only 
owe  our  birth  to  them,  but  also  the  better  part 
of  our  education ;  and  if  we  were  not  divided 
after  their  first  lesson,  we  should  continue  to  live 
in  a  widening  circle  of  brothers  and  sisters  all 
our  lives.  After  our  infancy  and  removal  from 
home,  the  use  of  the  rod  is  the  principal  thing  we 
learn  of  our  alien  preceptors ;  and,  catching  their 
dictatorial  language,  we  soon  begin  to  exercise 
their  instrument  of  enforcing  it,  and  swing  it 
right  and  left,  even  after  we  are  paralysed  by  age, 
and  until  Death's  hand  strikes  it  out  of  ours.  I 
am  sorry  you  have  cited  the  gentler  part  of  the 
creation  to  appear  before  you,  obliged  as  I  am  to 
bear  witness  that  I  myself  have  known  a  few 
specimens  of  the  fair  sex  become  a  shade  less 
fair,  among  the  perplexities  of  religion.  Indeed 
I  am  credibly  informed  that  certain  of  them  have 
lost  their  patience,  running  up  and  down  in  the 
dust  where  many  roads  diverge.  This  surely  is 
not  walking  humbly  with  their  God,  nor  walking 
with  him  at  all ;  for  those  who  walk  with  him  are 
always  readier  to  hear  His  voice  than  their  own, 
and  to  admit  that  it  is  more  persuasive.  But  at 
last  the  zealot  is  so  infatuated,  by  the  serious 
mockeries  he  imitates  and  repeats,  that  he  really 
takes  his  own  voice  for  God's.  Is  it  not  wonder- 
ful that  the  words  of  eternal  life  should  have 
hitherto  produced  only  eternal  litigation;  and 


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that,  in  our  progress  heavenward,  we  should  think 
it  expedient  to  plant  unthrifty  thorns  over  bitter 
wells  of  blood  in  the  wilderness  we  leave  behind  us? 

Calvin.  It  appears  to  me  that  you  are  inclined 
to  tolerate  even  the  rank  idolatry  of  our  perse- 
cutors. Shame !  shame ! 

Melancthon.  Greater  shame  if  I  tolerated  it 
within  my  own  dark  heart,  and  waved  before  it 
the  foul  incense  of  self-love. 

Calvin.  I  do  not  understand  you.  What  I  do 
understand  is  this,  and  deny  it  at  your  peril .  .  I 
mean  at  the  peril  of  your  salvation .  .  that  God  is  a 
jealous  God  :  he  himself  declares  it. 

Melancthon.  We  are  in  the  habit  of  considering 
the  God  of  Nature  as  a  jealous  God,  and  idolatry 
as  an  enormous  evil ;  an  evil  which  is  about  to 
come  back  into  the  world,  and  to  subdue  or  seduce 
once  more  our  strongest  and  most  sublime  affec- 
tions. Why  do  you  lift  up  your  eyes  and  hands  ? 

Calvin.  An  evil  about  to  come  back  !  about  to 
come  !  Do  we  not  find  it  in  high  places  ] 

Melancthon.  We  do  indeed,  and  always  shall, 
while  there  are  any  high  places  upon  earth. 
Thither  will  men  creep,  and  there  fall  prostrate. 

Calvin.  Against  idolatry  we  still  implore  the 
Almighty  that  he  will  incline  our  hearts  to  keep 
his  law. 

Melancthon.  The  Jewish  law,*  the  Jewish  ido- 
latry. You  fear  the  approach  of  this,  and  do  not 
suspect  the  presence  of  a  worse. 

Calvin.  A  worse  than  that  which  the  living  God 
hath  denounced  ? 

Melancthon.  Even  so. 

Calvin.  Would  it  not  offend,  would  it  not  wound 
to  the  quick,  a  mere  human  creature,,  to  be  likened 
to  a  piece  of  metal  or  stone,  a  calf  or  monkey  ? 

Melancthon.  A  mere  human  creature  might  be 
angry ;  because  his  influence  among  his  neigh- 
bours arises  in  great  measure  from  the  light  in 
which  he  appears  to  them ;  and  this  light  does 
not  emanate  from  himself,  but  may  be  thrown  on 
him  by  any  hand  that  is  expert  at  mischief :  be- 
side, the  likeness  of  such  animals  to  him  could 
never  be  suggested  by  reverence  or  esteem,  nor 
be  regarded  as  a  type  of  any  virtue.  The  mere 
human  creature,  such  as  human  creatures  for  the 
most-part  are,  would  be  angry;  because  he  has 
nothing  which  he  can  oppose  to  ridicule  but 
resentment. 

Calvin.  I  am  in  consternation  at  your  luke- 
warmness.  If  you  treat  idolaters  thus  lightly, 
what  hope  can  I  entertain  of  discussing  with  you 
the  doctrine  of  grace  and  predestination. 

Melancthon.  Entertain  no  such  hope  at  all. 
Wherever  I  find  in  the  Holy  Scriptures  a  dis- 
putable doctrine,  I  interpret  it  as  judges  do,  in 
favour  of  the  culprit :  such  is  man :  the  benevolent 
judge  is  God.  But  in  regard  to  idolatry,  I  see 
more  criminals  who  are  guilty  of  it  than  you  do. 
I  go  beyond  the  stone-quarry  and  the  pasture, 
beyond  the  graven  image  and  the  ox-stall.  If  we 
bow  before  the  distant  image  of  good,  while  there 
exists  within  our  reach  one  solitary  object  of  sub- 
stantial sorrow,  which  sorrow  our  efforts  can 


remove,  we  are  guilty  (I  pronounce  it)  of  idolatry : 
we  prefer  the  intangible  effigy  to  the  living  form. 
Surely  we  neglect  the  service  of  our  Maker  if  we 
neglect  his  children.  He  left  us  in  the  chamber 
with  them,  to  take  care  of  them,  to  feed  them,  to 
admonish  them,  and  occasionally  to  amuse  them : 
instead  of  which,  after  a  warning  not  to  run  into 
the  fire,  we  slam  the  door  behind  us  in  their  faces, 
and  run  eagerly  down-stairs  to  dispute  and  quar- 
rel with  our  fellows  of  the  household  who  are 
about  their  business.  The  wickedness  of  idolatry 
does  not  consist  in  any  inadequate  representation 
of  the  Deity,  for  whether  our  hands  or  our  hearts 
represent  him,  the  representation  is  almost  alike 
inadequate.  Every  man  does  what  he  hopes  and 
believes  will  be  most  pleasing  to  his  God ;  and 
God,  in  his  wisdom  and  mercy,  will  not  punish 
gratitude  in  its  error. 

Calvin.  How  do  you  know  that  ] 

Melancthon.  Because  I  know  his  loving-kindness, 
and  experience  it  daily. 

Calvin.  If  men  blindly  and  wilfully  run  into 
error  when  God  hath  shown  the  right  way,  he 
will  visit  it  on  their  souls. 

Melancthon.  He  will  observe  from  the  serenity 
of  heaven,  a  serenity  emanating  from  his  pre- 
sence, that  there  is  scarcely  any  work  of  his  creation 
on  earth  which  hath  not  excited,  in  some  people 
or  other  a  remembrance,  an  admiration,  a  symbol, 
of  his  power.  The  evil  of  idolatry  is  this.  Rival 
nations  have  raised  up  rival  deities:  war  hath 
been  denounced  in  the  name  of  Heaven  :  men 
have  been  murdered  for  the  love  of  God :  and 
such  impiety  hath  darkened  all  the  regions  of  the 
world,  that  the  Lord  of  all  things  hath  been 
invoked  by  all  simultaneously  as  the  Lord  of 
Hosts.  This  is  the  only  invocation  in  which  men 
of  every  creed  are  united :  an  invocation  to  which 
Satan,  bent  on  the  perdition  of  the  human  race, 
might  have  listened  from  the  fallen  angels. 

Calvin.  We  can  not  hope  to  purify  men's  hearts 
until  we  lead  them  away  from  the  abomination  of 
Babylon :  nor  will  they  be  led  away  from  it  until 
we  reduce  the  images  to  dust.  So  long  as  they 
stand,  the  eye  will  hanker  after  them,  and  the 
spirit  be  corrupt. 

Melancthon.  And  long  afterward,  I  sadly  fear. 

We  attribute  to  the  weakest  of  men  the  appel- 
lations and  powers  of  Deity :  we  fall  down 
before  them  :  we  call  the  impious  and  cruel  by 
the  title  of  gracious  and  most  religious :  and,  even 
in  the  house  of  God  himself,  and  before  his  very 
altar,  we  split  his  Divine  Majesty  asunder,  and 
offer  the  largest  part  to  the  most  corrupt  and 
most  corrupting  of  his  creatures. 

Calvin.  Not  we,  M.  Melancthon.  I  will  preach, 
I  will  exist,  in  no  land  of  such  abomination. 

Melancthon.  So  far,  well :  but  religion  demands 
more.  Our  reformers  knock  off  the  head  from 
Jupiter :  thunderbolt  and  sceptre  stand.  The 
attractive,  the  impressive,  the  august,  they  would 
annihilate,  leaving  men  nothing  but  their  sordid 
fears  of  vindictive  punishment,  and  their  impious 
doubts  of  our  Saviour's  promises. 


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Calvin.  We  should  teach  men  to  retain  for  ever 
the  fear  of  God  before  their  eyes,  never  to  cease 
from  the  apprehension  of  His  wrath,  to  be  well 
aware  that  He  often  afflicts  when  He  is  farthest 
from  wrath,  and  that  such  infliction  is  a  benefit 
bestowed  by  Him. 

Melancthon.  What!  if  only  a  few  are  to  be 
saved  when  the  infliction  is  over  ? 

Calvin.  It  beeometh  not  us  to  repine  at  the 
number  of  vessels  which  the  supremely  wise  arti- 
ficer forms,  breaks,  and  casts  away,  or  at  the 
paucity  it  pleaseth  him  to  preserve.  The  ways  of 
Providence  are  inscrutable. 

Melancthon.  Some  of  them  are,  and  some  of  them 
are  not ;  and  in  these  it  seems  to  be  his  design 
that  we  should  see  and  adore  his  wisdom.  We 
fancy  that  all  our  inflictions  are  sent  us  directly 
and  immediately  from  above :  sometimes  we 
think  it  in  piety  and  contrition,  but  oftener  in 
moroseness  and  discontent.  It  would,  however, 
be  well  if  we  attempted  to  trace  the  causes  of 
them.  We  should  probably  find  their  origin  in 
some  region  of  the  heart  which  we  never  had  well 
explored,  or  in  which  we  had  secretly  deposited 
our  worst  indulgences.  The  clouds  that  intercept 
the  heavens  from  us,  come  not  from  the  heavens, 
but  from  the  earth. 

Why  should  we  scribble  our  own  devices  over 
the  Book  of  God,  erasing  the  plainest  words,  and 


rendering  the  Holy  Scriptures  a  worthless  palimp- 
sest ?  Can  not  we  agree  to  show  the  nations  of 
the  world  that  the  whole  of  Christianity  is  prac- 
ticable, although  the  better  parts  never  have  been 
practised,  no,  not  even  by  the  priesthood,  in  any 
single  one  of  them.  Bishops,  confessors,  saints, 
martyrs,  have  never  denounced  to  king  or  people, 
nor  ever  have  attempted  to  delay  or  mitigate,  the 
most  accursed  of  crimes,  the  crime  of  Cain,  the 
crime  indeed  whereof  Cain's  was  only  a  germ,  the 
crime  of  fratricide,  war,  war,  devastating,  depo- 
pulating, soul-slaughtering,  heaven-defying  war. 
Alas  !  the  gentle  call  of  mercy  sounds  feebly,  and 
soon  dies  away,  leaving  no  trace  on  the  memory  : 
but  the  swelling  cries  of  vengeance,  in  which  we 
believe  we  imitate  the  voice  of  Heaven,  run  and 
reverberate  in  loud  peals  and  multiplied  echoes 
along  the  whole  vault  of  the  brain.  All  the  man 
is  shaken  by  them  ;  and  he  shakes  all  the  earth. 

Calvin !  I  beseech  you,  do  you  who  guide  and 
govern  so  many,  do  you  (whatever  others  may) 
spare  your  brethren.  Doubtful  as  I  am  of  lighter 
texts,  blown  backward  and  forward  at  the  opening 
of  opposite  windows,  I  am  convinced  and  certain 
of  one  grand  immovable  verity.  It  sounds  strange  ; 
it  sounds  contradictory. 

Calvin.  I  am  curious  to  hear  it. 

Melancthon.  You  shall.  This  is  the  tenet.  There 
is  nothing  on  earth  divine  beside  humanity. 


WALKER,   HATTAJI,   GONDA,   AND   DEWAH.* 


Walker.  Hattaji !  you  may  rest  assured  that 
the  operation  is  not  dangerous  to  the  boys,  and 
that  it  will  preserve  them  in  future  from  the  most 
loathsome  and  devastating  of  maladies. 

Hattaji.  I  do  not  fear  that  it  will  impair  the 
strength  of  the  children,  or  remove  an  evil  by  a 
worse :  but  will  it  not,  like  the  other,  leave  marks, 
and  spoil  the  features  1 

Gonda,  Spoil  what  features,  father]  Are  we 
not  boys  ? 

Dewah.  Gonda  !  be  still ! 

Walker.  How  is  this?  what  do  they  mean, 
Hattaji  ]  why  do  you  look  so  discomposed  ? 

Hattaji.  Ah,  children  !  you  now  discover  your 
sex.  Dissimulation  with  you  will  soon  grow 
easier,  with  me  never.  Praise  be  to  God !  I 
am  a  robber,  not  a  merchant :  falsehood  is  my 
abhorrence. 

Thou  knowest  the  custom  of  our  Jerijah  tribe. 
Every  female  our  wives  bring  forth,  is,  in  less 
time  and  with  less  trouble,  removed  from  the 
sunshine  that  falls  upon  the  threshold  of  life.  A 
drop  of  poppy-juice  restores  it  to  the  stillness  it 


*  Among  the  Jerijahs,  a  tribe  in  Guzerat,  it  was  cus- 
tomary for  mothers  to  kill  every  female  infant,  and  the 
race  was  perpetuated  by  women  from  Sada.  Hattaji  had 
saved  two  daughters,  Gonda  and  Dewah,  dressed  like  boys, 
and  brought  to  Colonel  Walker's  camp  to  be  vaccinated. 
Walker  abolished  this  infanticide  ;  yet  we  hear  of  no 
equestrian  statue  or  monument  of  any  kind  erected  to 
him  in  England  or  India. 
VOL.  n. 


has  just  quitted ;  or  the  parent  lays  on  the  lip  an 
unrelenting  finger,  saying,  "  0  pretty  rose-bud, 
thou  must  breathe  no  fragrance  !  I  must  never 
irrigate,  I  must  never  wear  thee !" 

Walker.  We  know  this  horrid  custom.  Thou 
hast  then  broken  through  it  1  Eternal  glory  to 
thee,  Hattaji !  The  peace  of  God,  that  dwells  in 
every  man's  breast  while  he  will  let  it  dwell  there, 
be  with  thee  now  and  evermore  ! 

Hattaji.  Children !  you  must  keep  this  secret 
better  than  your  own.  He  wishes  me  the  peace 
of  God.  I  should  be  grieved  were  he  condemned 
to  many  penances  for  it.  The  Portuguese  call 
it  heresy  to  hope  anything  from  God  for  men  of 
another  creed.  Will  not  thy  priests,  like  theirs, 
force  thee  to  swallow  some  ass-loads  of  salt  for  it  ? 
When  I  was  last  in  Goa,  I  saw  several  of  them  in 
girl's  frocks,  and  with  little  wet  rods  in  their 
hands,. put  a  quantity  of  it  into  the  mouth  of  a 
Malay,  as  we  do  into  the  mouths  of  carp  and  eels, 
to  purify  them  before  we  eat  them ;  and  with  the 
same  effect.  Incredible  what  a  quantity  of  here- 
sies of  all  colours  it  brought  up.  He  would  have 
performed  his  ablutions  after  this  function  ;  and 
never  did  they  appear  more  necessary ;  but  the 
priests  buffetted  him  well,  and  dragged  him  away, 
lest,  as  they  said,  he  should  relapse  into  idolatry. 
You  Englishmen  do  not  entertain  half  so  much 
abhorrence  of  idolatry,  as  the  French  and  Portu- 
guese do  :  for  I  have  seen  many  of  you  wash  your 
hands  and  faces,  without  fear  and  without  shame ; 


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and  it  is  reported  that  your  women  are  still  less 
scrupulous. 

You  can  pardon  me  the  preservation  of  my 
girls.  So  careful  are  you  yourselves  in  the  con- 
cealment of  your  daughters,  that  I  have  heard  of 
several  sent  over  to  India,  to  keep  them  away 
from  the  sofa  of  Rajahs,  and  the  finger  of  mothers : 
even  the  Portuguese  take  due  precautions.  None 
perhaps  of  their  little  ones  born  across  the  ocean, 
are  considered  worth  the  expenditure  of  so  long  a 
voyage,  like  yours;  but  those  who  are  born  in 
Goa,  are  seldom  left  to  the  mercy  of  a  parent. 
The  young  creatures  are  suckled  and  nursed,  and 
soon  afterward  are  sent  into  places  where  they 
are  amused  by  bells  and  beads  and  embroidery, 
and  where  none  beside  their  priests  and  santons 
can  get  access  to  them.  These  holy  men  not  only 
save  their  lives,  but  treat  them  with  every  ima- 
ginable kindness,  teaching  them  many  mysteries. 
Indeed,  they  perform  such  a  number  of  good 
offices  in  their  behalf,  that  on  this  account  alone 
they,  after  mature  deliberation,  hold  it  quite  un- 
necessary to  hang  by  the  hair  or  ribs  from  trees 
and  columns,  or  to  look  up  at  the  sun  till  they 
are  blind. 

Walker.  Were  I  a  santon,  I  should  be  much  of 
the  same  opinion. 

Gonda.  0  no,  no,  no.  So  good  a  man  would 
gladly  teach  us  anything,  but  surely  would  rather 
think  with  our  blessed  dervishes,  and  would  be 
overjoyed  to  hang  by  the  hair  or  the  ribs,  to  please 
God. 

Walker.  Sweet  child !  We  are  accustomed  to 
so  many  sights  of  cruelty  on  the  side  of  the  power- 
ful, that  our  intellects  stagger  under  us,  until  we 
fancy  we  see  in  the  mightiest  of  beings,  the  most 
cruel. 

Does  not  every  kind  action,  every  fond  word  of 
your  father,  please  you  greatly  ? 

Gonda.  Everyone :  but  I  am  little ;  all  things 
please  me. 

Walker.  Well,  Hattaji !  thou  art  not  little ;  tell 
me  then,  does  not  every  caress  of  these  children 
awaken  thy  tenderness  ? 

Hattaji.  It  makes  me  bless  myself  that  I  gave 
them  existence,  and  it  makes  me  bless  God  that 
he  destined  me  to  preserve  it. 

Walker.  It  opens  to  thee  in  the  desarts  of  life, 
the  two  most  exuberant  and  refreshing  sources  of 
earthly  happiness,  love  and  piety.  And  if  either 
of  these  little  ones  should  cut  a  foot  with  a  stone, 
or  prick  a  finger  with  a  thorn,  would  it  delight 
thee? 

Hattaji.  A  drop  of  their  blood  is  worth  all 
mine  :  the  stone  would  lame  me,  the  thorn  would 
pierce  my  eye-balls. 

Walker.  Wise  Hattaji !  for  tender  love  is  true 
wisdom ;  the  truest  wisdom  being  perfect  happi- 
ness. Thinkest  thou  God  less  wise,  less  beneficent 
than  thyself,  or  better  pleased  with  the  sufferings 
of  his  creatures  ? 

Gonda.  No ;  God  is  wiser  even  than  my  father, 
and  quite  as  kind  :  for  God  has  done  many  things 
which  my  father  could  never  do,  nor  understand, 


he  tells  us;  and  God  has  made  us  all  three  happy, 
and  my  father  has  made  happy  only  me  and 
Dewah.  He  seems  to  love  no  one  else  in  the 
world ;  and  now  we  are  with  him,  he  seldom 
goes  forth  to  demand  his  tribute  of  the  Rajahs, 
and  is  grown  so  idle,  he  permits  them  to  take  it 
from  every  poor  labourer ;  so  that  in  time  a  Rajah 
will  begin  to  think  himself  as  brave  and  honest  a 
man  as  a  robber.  Can  not  you  alter  this]  Why  do 
you  smile] 

Walker.  We  Englishmen  exercise  both  digni- 
ties, and  therefore  are  quite  impartial,  but  we 
must  not  interfere  with  Hattaji  and  his  subsidiary 
Rajahs.  Have  you  lately  been  at  Goa,  Hattaji? 

Hattaji.  Not  very. 

Walker.  Nevertheless  you  appear  to  have  paid 
great  attention  to  their  religious  rites. 

Hattaji.  They  are  better  off  than  you  are  in 
those  matters.  I  would  advise  you  to  establish  a 
fishery  as  near  as  possible  to  the  coasts  of  their 
territory,  and  seize  upon  their  salt-works  for  curing 
the  fish. 

Walker.  Why  so? 

Hattaji.  They  have  several  kinds  which  are  effec- 
tual remedies  for  sins.  I  do  not  know  whether 
they  have  any  that  are  preventative ;  nor  does 
that  seem  a  consideration  in  their  religion.  In- 
deed, why  should  it?  when  the  most  flagrant  crime 
can  be  extinguished  by  putting  a  fish  against 
it,  with  a  trifle  of  gold  or  silver  at  head  and  tail. 

Walker.  A  very  ingenious  contrivance ! 

Hattaji.  I  would  not  offend  .  .  but  surely  their 
priests  outdo  yours. 

Walker.  In  the  application  of  fish  ?  or  what  ? 

Hattaji.  When  I  say  it  of  yours,  I  say  it  also  of 
ours,  in  one  thing.  We  have  people  among  us, 
who  can  subdue  our  worst  serpents,  by  singing : 
theirs  manage  a  great  one,  of  which  perhaps  you 
may  have  heard  some  account,  and  make  him  ap- 
pear and  disappear,  and  devour  one  man  and  spare 
another,  although  of  the  same  size  and  flavour ; 
which  the  wisest  of  our  serpent-singers  can  not  do 
with  the  most  tractable  and  the  best-conditioned 
snake. 

Gond,a.  0  my  dear  father !  what  are  you  saying ! 
You  would  make  these  infidels  as  great  as  those 
of  the  true  faith.  Be  sure  it  is  all  a  deception ; 
and  we  have  jugglers  as  good  as  theirs.  We 
alone  have  real  miracles,  framed  on  purpose  for 
us,  not  false  ones  like  those  of  the  Mahometans 
and  Portuguese. 

Walker.  What  are  theirs,  my  dear  ? 

Gonda.  I  do  not  know :  I  only  know  they  are 
false  ones. 

Hattaji.  Who  told  thee  so  ?  ay,  child  ! 

Gonda.  Whenever  a  holy  man  of  our  blessed 
faith  has  come  to  visit  you,  he  seized  the  oppor- 
tunity, as  he  told  me,  if  you  were  away  for  a 
moment,  to  enlighten  and  instruct  me,  taking 
my  hand  and  kissing  me,  and  telling  me  to  be- 
lieve him  in  everything  as  I  would  Vishnou,  and 
assuring  me  that  nothing  is  very  hateful  but  un- 
belief, and  that  I  may  do  what  I  like  if  I  believe. 

Walker.  And  what  was  your  answer? 


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Gonda.  I  leaped  and  danced  for  joy,  and  cried 
"  may  I  indeed  ?  Then  I  will  believe  everything; 
for  then  I  may  follow  my  dear  father  all  over 
Guzerat ;  and  if  ever  he  should  be  wounded  again, 
I  may  take  out  my  finest  shawl  (for  he  gave  me 
two)  and  tear  it  and  tie  it  round  the  place." 

Hattaji.  Chieftain  !  I  did  well  to  save  this  girl. 
.  .  And  thou,  timid  tender  Dewah  !  wilt  thou  too 
follow  me  all  over  Guzerat  ] 

Dewah.  Father !  I  am  afraid  of  elephants  and 
horses,  and  armed  men  :  I  should  run  away. 

Hattaji.  What  then  wilt  thou  do  for  me  ? 

Dewah.  I  can  do  nothing. 

Hattaji  (to  himself).  I  saved  her :  yes,  I  am  glad 
1  saved  her :  I  only  wish  I  had  not  questioned 
her :  she  pains  me  now  for  the  first  time.  He 
has  heard  her  :  0,  this  is  worst !  I  might  forget 
it ;  can  he  ] 

Child  why  art  thou  afraid  ? 

Dewah.  I  am  two  years  younger  than  Gonda. 

Hattaji.  But  the  women  of  Sada  would  slay 
thee  certainly,  wert  thou  left  behind,  and  per- 
haps with  stripes  and  tortures,  for  having  so  long 
escaped. 

Dewah.  I  do  not  fear  women ;  they  dress  rice, 
and  weave  robes,  and  gather  flowers. 

Hattaji.  Dewah !  I  fear  for  thee  more  than  thou 
fearest  for  thyself. 

Dewah.  Dear,  dear  father!  I  am  ready  to  go 
with  you  all  over  Guzerat,  and  to  be  afraid  of  any- 
thing as  much  as  you  are,  if  you  will  only  let  me. 
I  tremble  to  think  I  could  do  nothing  if  a  wicked 
man  should  try  to  wound  you ;  or  even  if  only  a 
tiger  came  unawares  upon  you,  I  could  but  shriek 


and  pray;  and  it  is  not  always  that  Vishnou  hears 
in  time.  And  now,  0  father,  do  remember  that, 
although  Gonda  has  two  shawls,  I  have  one ;  and 
she  likes  both  hers  better  than  mine.  If  ever  you 
are  hurt  anywhere  .  .  Ah,  gracious  God  forbid  it ! 
.  .  have  mine  first :  I  will  try  to  help  her :  how 
can  I !  how  can  I !  I  can  not  see  you  even  now : 
I  shall  cry  all  the  way  through  Guzerat!  For 
shame,  Gonda  !  I  am  but  nine  years  old,  and  you 
are  eleven.  Do  girls  at  your  age  ever  cry  ]  Is 
there  one  tear  left  upon  my  cheek  1 

Hattaji.  By  my  soul,  there  is  one  on  mine, 
worth  an  empire  to  me. 

Dewah.  0  Vishnou  !  hear  me  in  thy  happy 
world !  and  never  let  Gonda  tear  her  shawl  for  my 
father! 

Hattaji.  And  should  it  please  Vishnou  to  take 
thy  father  away  ? 

Dewah.  I  would  cling  to  him  and  kiss  him 
from  one  end  of  heaven  to  the  other. 

Hattaji.  Vishnou  would  not  let  thee  come  buck 
again. 

Dewah.  Hush  !  hush !  would  you  ask  him?  Do 
not  let  him  hear  what  you  are  saying. 

Hattaji.  Chieftain !  this  is  indeed  the  peace  of 
God. 

May  he  spare  you  to  me,  pure  and  placid  souls ! 
rendering  pure  and  placid  everything  around  you. 

And  have  thousands  like  you  been  cast  away ! 
One  innocent  smile  of  yours  hath  more  virtue  in 
it  than  all  manhood,  is  more  powerful  than  all 
wealth,  and  more  beautiful  than  all  glory.  I  pos- 
sess new  life,  I  will  take  a  new  name  ;*  the 
daughter-gifted  Hattaji. 


OLIVER  CROMWELL  AND  SIR  OLIVER  CROMWELL. 


Sir  Oliver.  How  many  saints  and  Sions  dost 
carry  under  thy  cloak,  lad  ?  Ay,  what  dost  groan 
at  ?  JWhat  art  about  to  be  delivered  of]  Troth, 
it  must  be  a  vast  and  oddly-shapen  piece  of  roguery 
which  findeth  no  issue  at  such  capacious  quarters. 
I  never  thought  to  see  thy  face  again.  Prythee 
what,  in  God's  name,  hath  brought  thee  to  Ram- 
sey, fair  Master  Oliver  ? 

Oliver.  In  His  name  verily  I  come,  and  upon 
His  errand ;  and  the  love  and  duty  I  bear  unto 
my  godfather  and  uncle  have  added  wings,  in  a 
sort,  unto  my  zeal. 

Sir  Oliver.  Take  'em  off  thy  zeal  and  dust  thy 
conscience  with  'em.  I  have  heard  an  account  of 
a  saint,  one  Phil  Neri,  who  in  the  midst  of  his 
devotions  was  lifted  up  several  yards  from  the 
ground.  Now  I  do  suspect,  Nol,  thou  wilt  finish 
by  being  a  saint  of  his  order ;  and  nobody  will 
promise  or  wish  thee  the  luck  to  come  down  on 
thy  feet  again,  as  he  did.  So  !  because  a  rabble 
of  fanatics  at  Huntingdon  have  equipped  thee  as 
their  representative  in  Parliament,  thou  art  free 
of  all  men's  houses,  forsooth  !  I  would  have  thee 
to  understand,  sirrah,  that  thou  art  fitter  for  the 


house  they  have  chaired  thee  unto  than  for  mine. 
Yet  I  do  not  question  but  thou  wilt  be  as  trouble- 
some and  unruly  there  as  here.  Did  I  not  turn 
thee  out  of  Hinchinbrook  when  thou  wert  scarcely 
half  the  rogue  thou  art  latterly  grown  up  to  1  And 
yet  wert  thou  immeasurably  too  big  a  one  for  it 
to  hold. 

Oliver.  It  repenteth  me,  0  mine  uncle !  that 
in  my  boyhood  and  youth  the  Lord  had  not 
touched  me. 

Sir  Oliver.  Touch  thee  !  thou  wast  too  dirty  a 
dog  by  half. 

Oliver.  Yea,  sorely  doth  it  vex  and  harrow  me 
that  I  was  then  of  ill  conditions,  and  that  my 
name  .  .  even  your  godson's  .  .  stank  in  your 
nostrils. 

Sir  Oliver.  Ha  !  polecat !  it  was  not  thy  name, 
although  bad  enough,  that  stank  first;  in  my 
house,  at  least.f  But  perhaps  there  are  worse 
maggots  in  stauncher  mummeries. 


*  The  Orientals  are  fond  of  taking  an  additional  name 
from  some  fortunate  occurrence. 
.    f  See  Forster's  Life  of  Cromwell. 

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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


Oliver.  Whereas  in  the  bowels  of  your  charity 
you  then  vouchsafed  me  forgiveness,  so  the  more 
confidently  may  I  crave  it  now  in  this  my 
urgency. 

Sir  Oliver.  More  confidently !  "What  1  hast  got 
more  confidence  1  Where  didst  find  it  1  I  never 
thought  the  wide  circle  of  the  world  had  within  it 
another  jot  for  thee.  Well,  Nol,  I  see  no  reason 
why  thou  shouldst  stand  before  me  with  thy  hat 
off,  in  the  courtyard  and  in  the  sun,  counting  the 
stones  in  the  pavement.  Thou  hast  some  knavery 
in  thy  head,  I  warrant  thee.  Come,  put  on  thy 
beaver. 

Oliver.  Uncle  Sir  Oliver  !  I  know  my  duty  too 
well  to  stand  covered  in  the  presence  of  so  wor- 
shipful a  kinsman,  who,  moreover,  hath  answered 
at  baptism  for  my  good  behaviour. 

Sir  Oliver.  God  forgive  me  for  playing  the  fool 
before  Him  so  presumptuously  and  unprofitably  ! 
Nobody  shall  ever  take  me  in  again  to  do  such  an 
absurd  and  wicked  thing.  But  thou  hast  some 
left-handed  business  in  the  neighbourhood,  no 
doubt,  or  thou  wouldst  never  more  have  come 
under  my  archway. 

Olvcer.  These  are  hard  times  for  them  that 
seek  peace.  We  are  clay  in  the  hand  of  the 
potter. 

Sir  Oliver.  I  wish  your  potters  sought  nothing 
costlier,  and  dug  in  their  own  grounds  for  it. 
Most  of  us,  as  thou  sayest,  have  been  upon  the 
wheel  of  these  artificers ;  and  little  was  left  but 
rags  when  we  got  off.  Sanctified  folks  are  the 
cleverest  skinners  in  all  Christendom,  and  their 
Jordan  tans  and  constringes  us  to  the  averdupois 
of  mummies. 

Oliver.  The  Lord  hath  chosen  his  own  vessels. 

Sir  Oliver.  I  wish  heartily  He  would  pack  them 
off,  and  send  them  anywhere  on  ass-back  or  cart, 
(cart  preferably,)  to  rid  our  country  of  'em.  But 
now  again  to  the  point :  for  if  we  fall  among  the 
potsherds  we  shall  hobble  on  but  lamely.  Since 
thou  art  raised  unto  a  high  command  in  the  army, 
and  hast  a  dragoon  to  hold  yonder  thy  solid  and 
stately  piece  of  horse-flesh,  I  can  not  but  take  it 
into  my  fancy  that  thou  hast  some  commission  of 
array  or  disarray  to  execute  hereabout. 

Oliver.  With  a  sad  sinking  of  spirit,  to  the  pitch 
well-nigh  of  swounding,  and  with  a  sight  of  bitter 
tears,  which  will  not  be  put  back  nor  staid  in 
anywise,  as  you  bear  testimony  unto  me,  uncle 
Oliver ! 

Sir  Oliver.  No  tears,  Master  Nol,  I  beseech 
thee !  Wet  days,  among  those  of  thy  kidney,  por- 
tend the  letting  of  blood.  What  dost  whimper  at? 

Oliver.  That  I,  that  I,  of  all  men  living,  should 
be  put  upon  this  work ! 

Sir  Oliver.  What  work,  prythee  ? 

Oliver.  I  am  sent  hither  by  them  who  (the  Lord 
in  his  loving-kindness  having  pity  and  mercy 
upon  these  poor  realms)  do,  under  his  right  hand, 
administer  unto  our  necessities,  and  righteously 
command  us,  6^  the  aforesaid  as  aforesaid  (thus 
runs  the  commission),  hither  am  I  deputed  (woe  is 
me  !)  to  levy  certain  fines  in  this  county,  or  shire, 


on  such  as  the  Parliament  in  its  wisdom  doth 
style  malignants. 

Sir  Oliver.  If  there  is  anything  left  about  the 
house,  never  be  over-nice  :  dismiss  thy  modesty 
and  lay  hands  upon  it.  In  this  county  or  shire, 
we  let  go  the  civet-bag  to  save  the  weazon. 

Oliver.  0  mine  uncle  and  godfather !  be  witness 
for  me, 

Sir  Oliver.  Witness  for  thee  !  not  I  indeed.  But 
I  would  rather  be  witness  than  surety,  lad,  where 
thou  art  docketed. 

Oliver.  From  the  most  despised  doth  the  Lord 
ever  choose  his  servants. 

Sir  Oliver.  Then,  faith !  thou  art  his  first 
butler. 

Oliver.  Serving  him  with  humility,  I  may  per- 
adventure  be  found  worthy  of  advancement. 

Sir  Oliver.  Ha !  now  if  any  devil  speaks  from 
within  thee,  it  is  thy  own  :  he  does  not  sniffle  :  to 
my  ears  he  speaks  plain  English.  Worthy  or 
unworthy  of  advancement,  thou  wilt  attain  it. 
Come  in  ;  at  least  for  an  hour's  rest.  Formerly 
thou  knewest  the  means  of  setting  the  heaviest 
heart  afloat,  let  it  be  sticking  in  what  mud-bank 
it  might :  and  my  wet-dock  at  Ramsey  is  pretty 
near  as  commodious  as  that  over-yonder  at  Hinch- 
inbrook  was  erewhile.  Times  are  changed,  and 
places  too  !  yet  the  cellar  holds  good. 

Oliver.  Many  and  great  thanks !  But  there 
are  certain  men  on  the  other  side  of  the  gate, 
who  might  take  it  ill  if  I  turn  away  and  neglect 
them. 

Sir  Oliver.  Let  them  enter  also,  or  eat  their  vic- 
tuals where  they  are. 

Oliver.  They  have  proud  stomachs :  they  are 
recusants. 

Sir  Oliver.  Recusants  of  what  ]  of  beef  and  ale  ? 
We  have  claret,  I  trust,  for  the  squeamish,  if  they 
are  above  the  condition  of  tradespeople.  But  of 
course  you  leave  no  person  of  higher  quality  in  the 
outer  court. 

Oliver.  Vain  are  they  and  worldly,  although  such 
wickedness  is  the  most  abominable  in  their  cases. 
Idle  folks  are  fond  of  sitting  in  the  sun :  I  would 
not  forbid  them  this  indulgence. 

Sir  Oliver.  But  who  are  they  1 

Oliver.  The  Lord  knows.  May-be  priests,  dea- 
cons, and  such  like. 

Sir  Oliver.  Then,  sir,  they  are  gentlemen.  And 
the  commission  you  bear  from  the  parliamentary 
thieves,  to  sack  and  pillage  my  mansion-house,  is 
far  less  vexatious  and  insulting  to  me,  than  your 
behaviour  in  keeping  them  so  long  at  my  stable- 
door.  With  your  permission,  or  without  it,  I  shall 
take  the  liberty  to  invite  them  to  partake  of  my 
poor  hospitality. 

Oliver.  But,  uncle  Sir  Oliver!  there  are  rules 
and  ordinances  whereby  it  must  be  manifested 
that  they  lie  under  displeasure  .  .  not  mine  .  . 
not  mine  .  .  but  my  milk    must  not  flow  for 
them. 

Sir  Oliver.  You  may  enter  the  house  or  remain 
where  you  are,  at  your  option ;  I  make  my  visit  to 
these  gentlemen  immediately,  for  I  am  tired  of 


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standing.  If  thou  ever  reaches!  my  age,*  Oliver ! 
(but  God  will  not  surely  let  this  be)  thou  wilt 
know  that  the  legs  become  at  last  of  doubtful 
fidelity  in  the  service  of  the  body. 

Oliver.  Uncle  Sir  Oliver !  now  that,  as  it  seemeth, 
you  have  been  taking  a  survey  of  the  courtyard 
and  its  contents,  am  I  indiscreet  in  asking  your 
worship  whether  I  acted  not  prudently  in  keeping 
the  men-at-betty  under  the  custody  of  the  men-at- 
arms  ?  This  pestilence,  like  unto  one  I  remem- 
ber to  have  read  about  in  some  poetry  of  Master 
Chapman'Sjf  began  with  the  dogs  and  the  mules, 
and  afterwards  crope  up  into  the  breasts  of 
men. 

Sir  Oliver.  I  call  such  treatment  barbarous; 
their  troopers  will  not  let  the  gentlemen  come 
with  me  into  the  house,  but  insist  on  sitting 
down  to  dinner  with  them.  And  yet,  having 
brought  them  out  of  their  colleges,  these  brutal 
half-soldiers  must  know  that  they  are  fellows. 

Oliver.  Yea,  of  a  truth  are  they,  and  fellows  well 
met.  Out  of  their  superfluities  they  give  nothing 
to  the  Lord  or  his  Saints ;  no,  not  even  stirrup  or 
girth,  wherewith  we  may  mount  our  horses  and 
go  forth  against  those  who  thirst  for  our  blood. 
Their  eyes  are  fat,  and  they  raise  not  up  their 
voices  to  cry  for  our  deliverance. 

Sir  Oliver.  Art  mad?  What  stirrups  and 
girths  are  hung  up  in  college  halls  and  libraries  1 
For  what  are  these  gentlemen  brought  hither  ? 

Oliver.  They  have  elected  me,  with  somewhat 
short  of  unanimity,  not  indeed  to  be  one  of  them- 
selves, for  of  that  distinction  I  acknowledge  and 
deplore  my  unworthiness,  nor  indeed  to  be  a  poor 
scholar,  to  which,  unless  it  be  a  very  poor  one,  I 
have  almost  as  small  pretension,  but  simply  to 
undertake  a  while  the  heavier  office  of  burser  for 
them ;  to  cast  up  their  accounts ;  to  overlook  the 
scouring  of  their  plate ;  and  to  lay  a  list  thereof, 
with  a  few  specimens,  before  those  who  fight  the 
fight  of  the  Lord,  that  his  Saints,  seeing  the  abase- 
ment of  the  proud  and  the  chastisement  of  worldly- 
mindedness,  may  rejoice. 

Sir  Oliver.  I  am  grown  accustomed  to  such 
saints  and  such  rejoicings.  But,  little  could  I 
have  thought,  threescore  years  ago,  that  the 
hearty  and  jovial  people  of  England  would  ever 
join  in  so  filching  and  stabbing  a  jocularity.  Even 
the  petticoated  torch-bearers  from  rotten  Rome, 
who  lighted  the  faggots  in  Smithfield  some  years 
before,  if  more  blustering  and  cocksy,  were  less 
bitter  and  vulturine.  They  were  all  intolerant,  but 


*  Sir  Oliver,  who  died  in  1655,  aged  ninety-three,  might, 
by  possibility,  have  seen  all  the  men  of  great  genius,  ex- 
cepting Chaucer  and  Roger  Bacon,  whom  England  has 
produced  from  its  first  discovery  down  to  our  own  times. 
Francis  Bacon,  Shakspeare,  Milton,  Newton,  and  the  pro- 
digious shoal  that  attended  these  leviathans  through  the 
intellectual  deep.  Newton  was  but  in  his  thirteenth  jear 
at  Sir  Oliver's  death.  Raleigh,  Spenser,  Hooker,  Eliot, 
Selden,  Taylor,  Hobbes,  Sidney,  Shaftesbury,  and  Locke, 
were  existing  in  his  lifetime  ;  and  several  more,  who  may 
be  compared  with  the  smaller  of  these. 

i  Chapman's  Homer,  first  book. 


they  were  not  all  hypocritical;  they  had  not  always 
"  the  Lord  "  in  their  mouth. 

Oliver.  According  to  their  own  notions,  they 
might  have  had,  at  an  outlay  of  a  farthing. 

Sir  Oliver.  Art  facetious,  Nol  ]  for  it  is  as  hard 
to  find  that  out  as  anything  else  in  thee,  only  it 
makes  thee  look,  at  times>  a  little  the  grimmer 
and  sourer. 

But,  regarding  these  gentlemen  from  Cambridge. 
Not  being  such  as,  by  their  habits  and  profes- 
sions, could  have  opposed  you  in  the  field,  I  hold 
it  unmilitary  and  unmanly  to  put  them  under  any 
restraint,  and  to  lead  them  away  from  their  peace- 
ful and  useful  occupations. 

Oliver.  I  always  bow  submissively  before  the 
judgment  of  mine  elders;  and  the  more  rever- 
entially when  I  know  them  to  be  endowed  with 
greater  wisdom,  and  guided  by  surer  experience 
than  myself.  Alas  !  those  collegians  not  only  are 
strong  men,  as  you  may  readily  see  if  you  mea- 
sure them  round  the  waistband,  but  boisterous 
and  pertinacious  challengers.  When  we,  who  live 
in  the  fear  of  God,  exhorted  them  earnestly  unto 
peace  and  brotherly  love,  they  held  us  in  derision. 
Thus  far  indeed  it  might  be  an  advantage  to  us, 
teaching  us  forbearance  and  self-seeking,  but  we 
can  not  countenance  the  evil  spirit  moving  them 
thereunto.  Their  occupations,  as  you  remark 
most  wisely,  might  have  been  useful  and  peaceful, 
and  had  formerly  been  so.  Why  then  did  they 
gird  the  sword  of  strife  about  their  loins  against 
the  children  of  Israel  ?  By  their  own  declaration, 
not  only  are  they  our  enemies,  but  enemies  the 
most  spiteful  and  untractable.  When  I  came 
quietly,  lawfully,  and  in  the  name  of  the  Lord,  for 
their  plate,  what  did  they  1  Instead  of  surrender- 
ing it  like  honest  and  conscientious  men,  they 
attacked  me  and  my  people  on  horseback,  with 
syllogisms  and  enthymemes,  and  the  Lord 
knows  with  what  other  such  gimcracks ;  such 
venemous  and  rankling  old  weapons  as  those  who 
have  the  fear  of  God  before  their  eyes  are  fain  to 
lay  aside.  Learning  should  not  make  folks 
mockers  .  .  should  not  make  folks  malignants  .  . 
should  not  harden  their  hearts.  We  came  with 
bowels  for  them. 

Sir  Oliver.  That  ye  did !  and  bowels  which 
would  have  stowed  within  them  all  the  plate  on 
board  of  a  galloon.  If  tankards  and  wassail  bowls 
had  stuck  between  your  teeth,  you  would  not 
have  felt  them. 

Oliver.  We  did  feel  them ;  some  at  least :  per- 
haps we  missed  too  many. 

Sir  Oliver.  How  can  these  learned  societies  raise 
the  money  you  exact  from  them,  beside  plate? 
dost  think  they  can  create  and  coin  it  ? 

Oliver.  In  Cambridge,  uncle  Sir  Oliver,  and 
more  especially  in  that  college  named  in  honour 
(as  they  profanely  call  it)  of  the  blessed  Trinity, 
there  are  great  conjurors  or  chemists.  Now  the 
said  conjurors  or  chemists  not  only  do  possess  the 
faculty  of  making  the  precious  metals  out  of  old 
books  and  parchments,  but  out  of  the  skulls  of 
young  lordlings  and  gentlefolks,  which  verily  pro- 


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mise  less.  And  this  they  bring  about  by  certain 
gold  wires  fastened  at  the  top  of  certain  caps.  Of 
said  metals,  thus  devilishly  converted,  do  they 
make  a  vain  and  sumptuous  use ;  so  that,  finally, 
they  are  afraid  of  cutting  their  lips  with  glass. 
But  indeed  it  is  high  time  to  call  them. 

Sir  Oliver.  Well  .  .  at  last  thou  hast  some 
mercy. 

Oliver  (aloud).  Cuffsatan  Ramsbottom !  Sadsoul 
Kiteclaw  !  advance  !  Let  every  gown,  together 
with  the  belly  that  is  therein,  mount  up  behind 
you  and  your  comrades  in  good  fellowship.  And 
forasmuch  as  you  at  the  country-places  look  to 
bit  and  bridle,  it  seemeth  fair  and  equitable  that 
ye  should  leave  unto  them,  in  full  propriety,  the 
mancipular  office  of  discharging  the  account.  If 
there  be  any  spare  beds  at  the  inns,  allow  the 
doctors  and  dons  to  occupy  the  same  .  .  they 
being  used  to  lie  softly ;  and  be  not  urgent  that 
more  than  three  lie  in  each  .  .  they  being  mostly 
corpulent.  Let  pass  quietly  and  unreproved  any 
light  bubble  of  pride  or  impetuosity,  seeing  that 
they  have  not  always  been  accustomed  to  the  ser- 


vice of  guards  and  ushers.  The  Lord  be  with 
ye !  .  .  Slow  trot !  And  now,  uncle  Sir  Oliver,  I 
can  resist  no  longer  your  loving-kindness.  I  kiss 
you,  my  godfather,  in  heart's  and  soul's  duty;  and 
most  humbly  and  gratefully  do  I  accept  of  your 
invitation  to  dine  and  lodge  with  you,  albeit  the 
least  worthy  of  your  family  and  kinsfolk.  After 
the  refreshment  of  needful  food,  more  needful 
prayer,  and  that  sleep  which  descendeth  on  the 
innocent  like  the  dew  of  Hermon,  to-morrow  at 
daybreak  I  proceed  on  my  journey  London- 
ward. 

Sir  Oliver  (aloud).  Ho,  there  !  (To  a  servant.) 
Let  dinner  be  prepared  in  the  great  dining-room ; 
let  every  servant  be  in  waiting,  each  in  full  livery; 
let  every  delicacy  the  house  affords  be  placed 
upon  the  table  in  due  courses ;  arrange  all  the 
plate  upon  the  side-board :  a  gentleman  by 
descent . .  a  stranger . .  has  claimed  my  hospitality. 
(Servant  goes.) 

Sir  !  you  are  now  master.  Grant  me  dispen- 
sation, I  entreat  you,  from  a  further  attendance 
on  you. 


THE  COUNT  GLEICHEM  :  THE  COUNTESS :  THEIR  CHILDREN,  AND  ZAIDA.' 


Countess.  Ludolph  !  my  beloved  Ludolph  !  do 
we  meet  again  !  Ah !  I  am  jealous  of  these  little 
ones,  and  of  the  embraces  you  are  giving  them. 

Why  sigh,  my  sweet  husband  ? 

Come  back  again,  Wilhelm  !  Come  back  again, 
Annabella !  How  could  you  run  away  ?  Do  you 
think  you  can  see  better  out  of  the  corner] 

Annabella.  Is  this  indeed  our  papa?  What, 
in  the  name  of  mercy,  can  have  given  him  so  dark 
a  colour1?  I  hope  I  shall  never  be  like  that ;  and 
yet  everybody  tells  me  I  am  very  like  papa. 

Wilhelm.  Do  not  let  her  plague  you,  papa ;  but 
take  me  between  your  knees  (I  am  too  old  to  sit 
upon  them),  and  tell  me  all  about  the  Turks,  and 
how  you  ran  away  from  them. 

Countess.  Wilhelm !  if  your  father  had  run 
away  from  the  enemy,  we  should  not  have  been 
deprived  of  him  two  whole  years.  - 

Wilhelm.  I  am  hardly  such  a  child  as  to  sup- 
pose that  a  Christian  knight  would  run  away 
from  a  rebel  Turk  in  battle.  But  even  Christians 
are  taken,  somehow,  by  their  tricks  and  con- 
trivances, and  their  dog  Mahomet.  Beside,  you 
know  you  yourself  told  me,  with  tear  after  tear, 
and  scolding  me  for  mine,  that  papa  was  taken  by 
them. 

Annabella.  Neither  am  I,  who  am  only  one 
year  younger,  so  foolish  as  to  believe  there  is  any 
dog  Mahomet.  And,  if  there  were,  we  have  dogs 
that  are  better  and  faithfuller  and  stronger. 

Wilhelm  (to  his  father).  I  can  hardly  help  laugh- 
ing to  think  what  curious  fancies  girls  have  about 


*  Andreas  Hundorff  relates  that  the  Pope  sanctioned 
the  double  marriage  of  Count  Gleichena,  who  carried  his 
second  wife  into  Thuringia,  where  she  was  well  received 
by  the  first,  and,  having  no  children,  was  devoted  to  her 
rival's. 


Mahomet.    We  know  that  Mahomet  is  a  dog- 
spirit  with  three  horsetails. 

Annabella.  Papa !  I  am  glad  to  see  you  smile 
at  Wilhelm.  I  do  assure  you  he  is  not  half  so  bad 
a  boy  as  he  was,  although  he  did  point  at  me,  and 
did  tell  you  some  mischief. 

Count.  I  ought  to  be  indeed  most  happy  at  see- 
ing you  all  again. 

Annabella.  And  so  you  are.  Don't  pretend  to 
look  grave  now.  I  very  easily  find  you  out.  I 
often  look  grave  when  I  am  the  happiest.  But 
forth  it  bursts  at  last :  there  is  no  room  for  it  in 
tongue,  or  eyes,  or  anywhere. 

Count.  And  so,  my  little  angel,  you  begin  to 
recollect  me. 

Annabella.  At  first  I  used  to  dream  of  papa, 
but  at  last  I  forgot  how  to  dream  of  him :  and 
then  I  cried,  but  at  last  I  left  off  crying.  And 
then,  papa,  who  could  come  to  me  in  my  sleep, 
seldom  came  again. 

Count.  Why  do  you  now  draw  back  from  me, 
Annabella  ? 

Annabella.  Because  you  really  are  so  very  very 
brown :  just  like  those  ugly  Turks  who  sawed  the 
pines  in  the  saw-pit  under  the  wood,  and  who 
refused  to  drink  wine  in  the  heat  of  summer,  when 
Wilhelm  and  I  brought  it  to  them.  Do  not  be 
angry  ;  we  did  it  only  once. 

Wilhelm.  Because  one  of  them  stamped  and 
frightened  her  when  the  other  seemed  to  bless  us. 

Count.  Are  they  still  living  ? 

Countess.  One  of  them  is. 
Wilhelm.  The  fierce  one. 

Count.  We  will  set  him  free,  and  wish  it  were 
the  other. 

Annabella.  Papa !  I  am  glad  you  are  come  back 
without  your  spurs. 


COUNT  AND  COUNTESS  GLEICHEM. 


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Countess.  Hush,  child,  hush. 

A  nnabella.  Why,  mama  ?  Do  not  you  remem- 
ber how  they  tore  my  frock  when  I  clung  to  him 
at  parting]  Now  I  begin  to  think  of  him  again  : 
I  lose  everything  between  that  day  and  this. 

Countess.  The  girl's  idle  prattle  about  the  spurs 
has  pained  you  :  always  too  sensitive  ;  always  soon 
hurt,  though  never  soon  offended. 

Count.  0  God !  0  my  children !  0  my  wife  ! 
it  is  not  the  loss  of  spurs  I  now  must  blush  for. 

Annabella.  Indeed,  papa,  you  never  can  blush 
at  all,  until  you  cut  that  horrid  beard  off. 

Countess.  Well  may  you  say,  my  own  Ludolph, 
as  you  do ;  for  most  gallant  was  your  bearing  in 
the  battle. 

Count.  Ah  !  why  was  it  ever  fought  ? 

Countess.  Why  were  most  battles  ?  But  they 
may  lead  to  glory  even  through  slavery. 

Count.  And  to  shame  and  sorrow. 

Countess.  Have  I  lost  the  little  beauty  I  pos- 
sessed, that  you  hold  my  hand  so  languidly,  and 
turn  away  your  eyes  when  they  meet  mine  1  It 
was  not  so  formerly  .  .  unless  when  first  we  loved. 

That  one  kiss  restores  to  me  all  my  lost  hap- 
piness. 

Come ;  the  table  is  ready  :  there  are  your  old 
wines  upon  it :  you  must  want  that  refreshment. 

Count.  Go,  my  sweet  children !  you  must  eat 
your  supper  before  I  do. 

Countess.  Eun  into  your  own  room  for  it. 

Annabella.  I  will  not  go  until  papa  has  patted 
me  again  on  the  shoulder,  now  I  begin  to  remember 
it.  I  do  not  much  mind  the  beard  :  I  grow  used 
to  it  already :  but  indeed  I  liked  better  to  stroke 
and  pat  the  smooth  laughing  cheek,  with  my  arm 
across  the  neck  behind.  It  is  very  pleasant  even 
so.  Am  I  not  grown?  I  can  put  the  whole 
length  of  my  finger  between  your  lips. 

Count.  And  now,  will  not  you  come,  Wilhelm  ? 

Wilhelm.  I  am  too  tall  and  too  heavy :  she  is 
but  a  child.  ( Whispers.)  Yet  I  think,  papa,  I  am 
hardly  so  much  of  a  man  but  you  may  kiss  me 
over  again  .  .  if  you  will  not  let  her  see  it. 

Countess.  My  dears !  why  do  not  you  go  to 
your  supper 1 

Annabella.  Because  he  has  come  to  show  us 
what  Turks  are  like. 

Wilhelm.  Do  not  be  angry  with  her.  Do  not 
look  down,  papa ! 

Count.  Blessings  on  you  both,  sweet  children ! 

WilJidm.  We  may  go  now. 

Countess.  And  now,  Ludolph,  come  to  the  table, 
and  tell  me  all  your  sufferings. 

Count.  The  worst  begin  here. 

Countess.  Ungrateful  Ludolph ! 

Count.  I  am  he  :  that  is  my  name  in  full. 

Countess.  You  have  then  ceased  to  love  me  ? 

Count.  Worse ;  if  worse  can  be  :  I  have  ceased 
to  deserve  your  love. 

Countess.  No :  Ludolph  hath  spoken  falsely 
for  once ;  but  Ludolph  is  not  false. 

Count.  I  have  forfeited  all  I  ever  could  boast 
of,  your  affection  and  my  own  esteem.  Away 
with  caresses!  Kepulse  me,  abjure  me;  hate,  and 


never  pardon  me.  Let  the  abject  heart  lie  untorn 
by  one  remorse.  Forgiveness  would  split  and 
shiver  what  slavery  but  abased. 

Countess.  Again  you  embrace  me  ;  and  yet  tell 
me  never  to  pardon  you  !  O  inconsiderate  man  ! 
0  idle  deviser  of  impossible  things  ! 

But  you  have  not  introduced  to  me  those  who 
purchased  your  freedom,  or  who  achieved  it  by 
their  valour. 

Count.  Mercy  !  0  God ! 

Countess.  Are  they  dead?  Was  the  plague 
abroad. 

Count.  I  will  not  dissemble  .  .  such  was  never 
my  intention  .  .  that  my  deliverance  was  brought 
about  by  means  of  .  . 

Countess.  Say  it  at  once  .  .  a  lady. 

Count.  It  was. 

Countess.  She  fled  with  you. 

Count.  She  did. 

Countess.  And  have  you  left  her,  sir  ] 

Count.  Alas  !  alas  !  I  have  not ;  and  never  can. 

Countess.  Now  come  to  my  arms,  brave,  honour- 
able Ludolph !  Did  I  not  say  thou  couldst  not 
be  ungrateful?  Where,  where  is  she  who  has 
given  me  back  my  husband  ? 

Count.  Dare  I  utter  it !  in  this  house. 

Countess.  Call  the  children. 

Count.  No;  they  must  not  affront  her:  they 
must  not  even  stare  at  her  :  other  eyes,  not  theirs, 
must  stab  me  to  the  heart. 

Countess.  They  shall  bless  her ;  we  will  all. 
Bring  her  in.  [Zaida  is  led  in  by  tlie  Count. 

Countess.  We  three  have  stood  silent  long 
enough  :  and  much  there  may  be  on  which  we 
will  for  ever  keep  silence.  But,  sweet  young  crea- 
ture !  can  I  refuse  my  protection,  or  my  love,  to 
the  preserver  of  my  husband  1  Can  I  think  it  a 
crime,  or  even  a  folly,  to  have  pitied  the  brave 
and  the  unfortunate  ?  to  have  pressed  (but  alas ! 
that  it  ever  should  have  been  so  here  !)  a  generous 
heart  to  a  tender  one  ? 

Why  do  you  begin  to  weep  ? 

Zaida.  Under  your  kindness,  0  lady,  lie  the 
sources  of  these  tears. 

But  why  has  he  left  us  ?  He  might  help  me 
to  say  many  things  which  I  want  to  say. 

Countess.  Did  he  never  tell  you  he  was  married  ? 

Zaida.  He  did  indeed. 

Countess.  That  he  had  children? 

Zaida.  It  comforted  me  a  little  to  hear  it. 

Countess.  Why  ?  prythee  why  ? 

Zaida.  When  I  was  in  grief  at  the  certainty  of 
holding  but  the  second  place  in  his  bosom,  I 
thought  I  could  at  least  go  and  play  with  them, 
and  win  perhaps  their  love. 

Countess.  According  to  our  religion,  a  man 
must  have  only  one  wife. 

Zaida.  That  troubled  me  again.  But  the 
dispenser  of  your  religion,  who  binds  and  unbinds, 
does  for  sequins  or  services  what  our  Prophet  does 
purely  through  kindness. 

Countess.  We  can  love  but  one. 

Zaida.  We  indeed  can  love  only  one  :  but  men 
have  large  hearts. 


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Countess.  Unhappy  girl ! 

Zaida.  The  very  happiest  in  the  world. 

Countess.  Ah  !  inexperienced  creature  ! 

Zaida.  The  happier  for  that  perhaps. 

Countess.  But  the  sin ! 

Zaida.  Where  sin  is,  there  must  be  sorrow : 
and  I,  my  sweet  sister,  feel  none  whatever.  Even 
when  tears  fall  from  my  eyes,  they  fall  only  to 
cool  my  breast :  I  would  not  have  one  the  fewer  : 
they  all  are  for  him :  whatever  he  does,  whatever 
he  causes,  is  dear  to  me. 

Countess  (aside).  This  is  too  much.  I  could 
hardly  endure  to  have  him  so  beloved  by  another, 
even  at  the  extremity  of  the  earth.  (To  Zaida). 
You  would  not  lead  him  into  perdition. 

Zaida.  I  have  led  him  (Allah  be  praised  !)  to 
his  wife  and  children.  It  was  for  those  I  left  my 
father.  He  whom  we  love  might  have  stayed 
with  me  at  home :  but  there  he  would  have  been 
only  half  happy,  even  had  he  been  free.  I  could 
not  often  let  him  see  me  through  the  lattice;  I 
was  too  afraid  :  and  I  dared  only  once  let  fall  the 
water-melon ;  it  made  such  a  noise  in  dropping 
and  rolling  on  the  terrace :  but,  another  day,  when 
I  had  pared  it  nicely,  and  had  swathed  it  up 
well  among  vine-leaves,  dipped  in  sugar  and 
sherbet,  I  was  quite  happy.  I  leaped  and  danced 
to  have  been  so  ingenious.  '  I  wonder  what  crea- 
ture could  have  found  and  eaten  it.  I  wish  he 
were  here,  that  I  might  ask  him  if  he  knew. 

Countess.  He  quite  forgot  home  then  ! 

Zaida.  When  we  could  speak  together  at  all, 
he  spoke  perpetually  of  those  whom  the  calamity 
of  war  had  separated  from  him. 

Countess.  It  appears  that  you  could  comfort 
him  in  his  distress,  and  did  it  willingly. 

Zaida.  It  is  delightful  to  kiss  the  eye-lashes  of 
the  beloved  :  is  it  not  ?  but  never  so  delightful  as 
when  fresh  tears  are  on  them. 

Countess.  And  even  this  too  ?  you  did  this  ? 

Zaida.  Fifty  times. 

Countess.  Insupportable ! 


He  often  then  spoke  about  me  1 

Zaida.  As  sure  as  ever  we  met :  for  he  knew 
I  loved  him  the  better  when  I  heard  him  speak 
so  fondly. 

Countess  (to  herself).  Is  this  possible  1  It  may 
be  .  .  of  the  absent,  the  unknown,  the  unfeared, 
the  unsuspected. 

Zaida.  We  shall  now  be  so  happy,  all  three. 

Countess.  How  can  we  all  live  together  ? 

Zaida.  Now  he  is  here,  is  there  no  bond  of 
union? 

Countess.  Of  union?  of  union?  (Aside).  Slavery 
is  a  frightful  thing !  slavery  for  life  too  !  And 
she  released  him  from  it.  What  then  ?  Impos- 
sible !  impossible  !  (To  Zaida).  We  are  rich  .  . 

Zaida.  I  am  glad  to  hear  it.  Nothing  any- 
where goes  on  well  without  riches. 

Countess.  We  can  provide  for  you  amply  .  . 

Zaida.  Our  husband  .  . 

Countess.  Our!  .  .  husband!  .    . 

Zaida.  Yes,  yes ;  I  know  he  is  yours  too ;  and 
you,  being  the  elder  and  having  children,  are  lady 
above  all.  He  can  tell  you  how  little  I  want :  a 
bath,  a  slave,  a  dish  of  pilau,  one  jonquil  every 
morning,  as  usual ;  nothing  more.  But  he  must 
swear  that  he  has  kissed  it  first.  No,  he  need  not 
swear  it ;  I  may  always  see  him  do  it,  now. 

Countess  (aside).  She  agonizes  me.  (To  Zaida.) 
Will  you  never  be  induced  to  return  to  your  own 
country  ?  Could  not  Ludolph  persuade  you  ? 

Zaida.  He  who  could  once  persuade  me  any- 
thing, may  now  command  me  everything :  when 
he  says  I  must  go,  I  go.  But  he  knows  what 
awaits  me. 

Countess.  No,  child  !  he  never  shall  say  it. 

Zaida.  Thanks,  lady  !  eternal  thanks  !  The 
breaking  of  his  word  would  break  my  heart ;  and 
better  that  break  first.  Let  the  command  come 
from  you,  and  not  from  him. 

Countess  (catting  aloud).  Ludolph !  Ludolph ! 
hither !  Kiss  the  hand  I  present  to  you,  and 
never  forget  it  is  the  hand  of  a  preserver. 


DANTE  AND   GEMMA   DONATI. 


Gemma.  We  have  now  been  blessed  with  seven 
children,  my  dear  husband  ! 

Dante.  And  the  newly-born,  as  always  happens, 
is  the  fairest,  lovely  as  were  all  the  rest. 

Gemma.  Whether  it  so  happens  or  not,  we 
always  think  so,  the  mother  in  particular.  And 
your  tenderness  is  like  a  mother's. 

Dante.  What  a  sweet  smile  is  that,  my  Gemma ! 
But  do  not  talk  long,  although  you  talk  with  the 
voice  and  the  serenity  of  an  angel.  How  fresh 
you  look  !  escaped  from  so  great  a  danger,  and  so 
recently.  A  smile  is  ever  the  most  bright  and 
beautiful  with  a  tear  upon  it.  What  is  the  dawn 
without  its  dew?  The  tear  is  rendered  by  the 
smile  precious  above  the  smile  itself. 

There  is  something  playful,  I  perceive,  in  your 
thoughts,  my  little  wife  !  Can  not  you  as  readily 


trust  me  with  them  as  with  the  playfulness  about 
them? 

Gemma.  I  do  not  know  whether  I  can. 

Dante.  Beware !  I  shall  steady  those  lips  with 
kisses  if  they  are  not  soon  more  quiet.  Irreso- 
lute !  why  do  not  you  tell  me  at  once  what  is 
thrilling  and  quivering  at  each  corner  of  your 
beautiful  mouth  ? 

Gemma.  I  will,  my  Dante!  But  already  it 
makes  me  graver. 

Healthy  as  is  the  infant,  it  was  predicted  by  the 
astrologer  and  caster  of  nativities,  and  the  pre- 
diction has  been  confirmed  by  the  most  intelligent 
of  nurses,  that  it  must  be  our  last. 

Dante.  While  I  look  on  it,  I  think  I  could  not 
love  another  so  well. 

Gemma.    And    yet    you    have    loved    them 


DANTE  AND  GEMMA  DONATI. 


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all   equally,    tenderest  of  fathers,  best  of  hus- 
bands ! 

Dante.  Say  happiest,  my  Gemma !  It  was  nol 
always  that  you  could  have  said  it ;  and  it  may 
not  be  always ;  but  it  shall  be  now. 

Gemma.  Well  spoken  !  yes,  it  shall.  Therefore 
promise  me  that  henceforward  you  will  never 
again  be  a  suitor  for  embassies  abroad,  or  nail 
down  your  noble  intellect  to  the  coarse-grained 
wood  of  council-boards. 

Dante.  I  can  easily  and  willingly  make  that 
promise. 

Gemma.  Kecollecting  that  they  have  caused 
you  trouble  enough  already. 

Dante.  If  they  alone  had  occupied  my  mind, 
they  would  have  contracted  and  abased  it.  The 
larger  a  plant  is,  the  sooner  it  sickens  and  withers 
in  close  confinement,  and  in  a  place  too  low  for 
it.  But  a  mind  that  has  never  been  strained  to 
exertions,  and  troubled  by  anxieties,  will  never 
project  far  any  useful  faculty.  The  stream  must 
swell  before  it  fertilises.  It  is  pleasant  to  gaze 
on  green  meadows  and  gentle  declivities :  but  the 
soul,  0  my  Gemma,  that  men  look  up  to  with 
long  wonder,  is  suspended  on  rocks,  and  exposed 
to  be  riven  by  lightning.  The  eagle  neither 
builds  his  nest  nor  pursues  his  quarry  in  the 
marsh. 

Gemma.  Should  my  Dante  then  in  the  piazza? 

Dante.  However,  we  must  all,  when  called 
upon,  serve  our  country  as  we  can  best. 

Gemma.  Despicable  is  the  man  who  loveth 
not  his  country :  but  detestable  is  he  who  prefers 
even  his  country  to  her  who  worships  him, 
supremely  on  earth,  and  solely. 

Dante.  To  me  a  city  is  less  than  a  home.  The 
world  around  me  is  but  narrow ;  the  present  age 
is  but  annual.  I  will  plant  my  Tree  in  Paradise; 
I  will  water  it  with  the  waters  of  immortality ; 
and  my  beloved  shall  repose  beneath  its  shadow. 

Gemma.  0  Dante  !  there  are  many  who  would 
be  contented  to  die  early,  that  after-ages  might 
contemplate  them  as  the  lover  did;  young,  ardent, 
radiant,  uncrossed  by  fortune,  and  undisturbed 
by  any  anxiety  but  the  gentlest.  I  am  happier 
than  poetry,  with  all  its  praise  and  all  its  fiction, 
could  render  me :  let  another  be  glorious.  I  have 
been  truly  blessed. 

If  Florence  had  never  exiled  you,  if  she  had 
honoured  you  as  highly  as  she  must  honour  you 
hereafter,  tell  me,  could  you  have  loved  her  as 
you  loved  your  Bice  ? 

Dante.  You  also  loved  Bice. 

Gemma.  Answer  me  plainly  and  directly,  sly 
evader ! 

Dante.  We  can  hardly  love  the  terrestrial  as 
we  love  the  heavenly.  The  stars  that  fall  on  the 
earth  are  not  stars  of  eternal  light ;  they  are  not 
.our  hope ;  they  are  not  our  guidance  ;  they  often 
blight,  they  never  purify.  Distinctions  might 
have  become  too  precious  in  my  sight,  if  never  a 
thought  of  her  had  intervened. 

Gemma.  Indignant  as  you  were  at  the  injustice 
of  your  fellow-citizens,  did  not  the  recollection 


of  the  little  maid  honey  your  bitter  bread,  and 
quite  console  you  1 

Dante.  I  will  pour  into  your  faithful  bosom 
not  only  all  my  present  love,  but  all  my  past.  I 
lost  my  country ;  I  went  into  another ;  into  many 
others.  To  men  like  me,  irksome  is  it,  0  Gemma ! 
to  mount  the  stairs  of  princes ;  hard  to  beseech 
their  favour ;  harder  to  feel  the  impossibility  of 
requiting  it ;  hardest  of  all  to  share  it  with  the 
worthless.  But  I  carried  •with  me  everywhere 
the  memory  of  Bice  :  I  carried  with  me  that  pal- 
ladium which  had  preserved  the  citadel  of  my 
soul.  Under  her  guard  what  evil  could  enter  it  ? 
Before  her  image  how  faintly  and  evanescently 
fell  on  me  the  shadows  of  injury  and  grief! 

Gemma.  Brave,  brave  Dante  !  I  love  you  for  all 
things ;  nor  least  for  your  love  of  her.  It  was  she, 
under  God,  who  rendered  you  the  perfect  creature 
I  behold  in  you.  She  animated  you  with  true 
glory  when  she  inspired  you  with  the  purity  of 
her  love.  Worthier  of  it  than  I  am,  she  left  you 
on  earth  for  me. 

Dante.  And  with  nothing  on  earth  to  wish 
beyond. 

Ought  I  to  be  indignant  that  my  country  has 
neglected  me  1  Do  not  men  in  all  countries  like 
those  best  who  most  resemble  them  1  And  would 
you  wish  me  to  resemble  the  multitude  who  are 
deluded  1  or  would  you  rather  that  I  were  seated 
among  the  select  who  are  in  a  situation  to  delude  1 
My  Gemma !  I  could  never,  by  any  knowledge  or 
discipline,  teach  foxes  to  be  honest,  wolves  to  be 
abstemious,  or  vipers  to  be  grateful.  For  the  more 
ravenous  I  have  excavated  a  pitfall,  deep  and  dura- 
ble as  the  foundations  of  the  earth ;  to  the  reptile 
I  toss  the  file.  Let  us  love  those  who  love  us,  and 
be  contented  to  teach  those  who  will  hear  us. 
Neither  the  voice  nor  the  affections  can  extend 
beyond  a  contracted  circle.  But  we  may  carry  a 
wand  with  us  and  mark  out  with  it  that  circle  in 
every  path  of  life.  Never  in  future  will  I  let  men 
approach  too  near  me.  Familiarities  are  the 
aphides  that  imperceptibly  suck  out  the  juices 
intended  for  the  germ  of  love.  Contented  with 
the  few  who  can  read  my  heart,  and  proud,  my 
sweet  Gemma,  of  the  precious  casket  that  encloses 
it,  I  am  certainly  this  day  the  happiest  of  men. 

Gemma.  To-morrow  you  shall  be  happier. 

Dante.  By  what  possibility  ? 

Gemma.  It  is  too  late  in  the  evening  to  carry 
our  infant  to  the  baptismal  font :  but  to-morrow, 
early  in  the  morning,  in  the  presence  of  God  and 
angels,  in  the  presence  of  the  blessed  Virgin,  I 
name  it  Beatrice. 

Dante.  Gemma !  she  hears  thee.  Gemma !  she 
!oves  thee  for  it  more  than  she  ever  could  love  me : 
for  this  is  heavenly. 

Gemma.  How  much  I  owe  her !  Under  her 
influence  hath  grown  up  into  full  maturity  the 
lappiness  of  my  existence. 

Dante.  And  of  mine.  Modesty  is  the  bride- 
maid  of  Concord.  She  not  only  hangs  her  garland 
on  the  door  of  the  nuptial  chamber,  but  she  be- 
strews with  refreshing  herbs  the  whole  apartment 


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every  day  of  life.  Without  her  where  is  Harmony] 
or  what  is  Beauty  ]  Without  her,  the  sight  of  re- 
turning spring  has  bitter  pangs  in  it :  without  her, 
the  songs  of  love  in  the  woodland,  and  the  symbols 
of  mated  innocence  on  the  tree  apart,  afflict  the 
bosom,  sensitive  no  longer  but  to  reminiscences 
and  wrath.  Can  it  be  wondered  that  she  who 
held  my  first  affections  holds  them  yet  ?  the  same 
spirit  in  another  form,  the  same  beauty  in  another 
countenance,  the  same  expression  in  another 


voice  .  .  the  girl  Beatrice  in  the  bride  Gemma. 
0  how  much  more  than  bride !  but  bride  still ! 

Gemma.  Kiss  me,  Dante !  And  now  let  me 
sleep  !  Gently  !  Do  not  disturb  the  child  .  . 
your  Beatrice  to-morrow.  Further,  further  from 
the  cradle !  Your  eyes  upon  her  would  surely 
awaken  her.  Beloved  !  beloved !  how  considerate 
and  careful !  I  am  sleepy  .  .  can  I  sleep  <  I  am 
too  happy. 


GALILEO,   MILTON,   AND  A   DOMINICAN. 


Milton.  Friend  !  let  me  pass. 

Dominican.  Whither  ]    To  whom  1 

Milton.  Into  the  prison ;  to  Galileo  Galilei. 

Dominican.  Prison  !  we  have  no  prison. 

Milton.  No  prison  here  !     What  sayest  thou  ? 

Dominican.  Son !  For  heretical  pravity  indeed, 
and  some  other  less  atrocious  crimes,  we  have  a 
seclusion,  a  confinement,  a  penitentiary :  we  have 
a  locality  for  softening  the  obdurate,  and  furnish- 
ing them  copiously  with  reflection  and  recollec- 
tion :  but  prison  we  have  none. 

Milton.  Open  ! 

Dominican  (to  himself).  What  sweetness !  what 
authority !  what  a  form  !  what  an  attitude  !  what 
a  voice ! 

Milton.  Open  !  delay  me  no  longer. 

Dominican.  In  whose,name  1 

Milton.  In  the  name  of  humanity  and  of  God. 

Dominican.  My  sight  staggers :  the  walls  shake  : 
he  must  be  ....  Do  angels  ever  come  hither  1 

Milton.  Be  reverent,  and  stand  apart.  [To 
Galileo.]  Pardon  me,  sir,  an  intrusion. 

Galileo.  Young  man!  if  I  may  judge  by  your 
voice  and  manner,  you  are  little  apt  to  ask  par- 
don or  to  want  it.  I  am  as  happy  at  hearing  you 
as  you  seem  unhappy  at  seeing  me.  I  perceive  at 
once  that  you  are  an  Englishman. 

Milton.  I  am. 

Galileo.  Speak  then  freely ;  and  I  will  speak 
freely  too.  In  no  other  man's  presence,  for  these 
many  years,  indeed  from  my  very  childhood, 
have  I  done  it. 

Milton.  Sad  fate  for  any  man !  most  sad  for  one 
like  you  !  the  follower  of  Truth,  the  companion  of 
Reason  in  her  wanderings  on  earth ! 

Galileo.  We  live  among  priests  and  princes 
and  empoisoners.  Your  dog,  by  his  growling, 
seems  to  be  taking  up  the  quarrel  against  them. 

Milton.  We  think  and  feel  alike  in  many 
things.  I  have  observed  that  the  horses  and  dogs 
of  every  country,  bear  a  resemblance  in  character 
to  the  men.  We  English  have  a  wonderful  variety 
of  both  creatures.  To  begin  with  the  horses  : 
some  are  remarkable  for  strength,  others  for 
spirit ;  while  in  France  there  is  little  diversity  of 
race  ;  all  are  noisy  and  windy,  skittish  and  mor- 
dacious,  prancing  and  libidinous,  fit  only  for  a 
rope,  and  fond  only  of  a  riband.  Where  the 
riband  is  not  to  be  had,  the  jowl  of  a  badger  will 
do  :  anything  but  what  is  native  to  the  creature 


is  a  decoration.  In  Flanders  you  find  them  slow 
and  safe,  tractable  and  substantial.  In  Italy  there 
are  few  good  for  work,  none  for  battle  ;  many  for 
light  carriages,  for  standing  at  doors,  and  for 
every  kind  of  street- work. 

Galileo.  Do  let  us  get  among  the  dogs. 

Milton.  In  France  they  are  finely  combed  and 
pert  and  pettish ;  ready  to  bite  if  hurt,  and  to 
fondle  if  caressed ;  without'  fear,  without  animo- 
sity, without  affection.  In  Italy  they  creep  and 
shiver  and  rub  their  skins  against  you,  and  insi- 
nuate their  slender  beaks  into  the  patronage  of 
your  hand,  and  lick  it,  and  look  up  modestly,  and 
whine  decorously,  and  supplicate  with  grace.  The 
moment  you  give  them  anything,  they  grow  im- 
portunate; and  the  moment  you  refuse  them, 
they  bite.  In  Spain  and  England  the  races  are 
similar ;  so  indeed  are  those  of  the  men. 
Spaniards  are  Englishmen  in  an  ungrafted  state, 
however  with  this  great  difference,  that  the  Eng- 
lish have  ever  been  the  least,  cruel  of  nations, 
excepting  the  Swedes;  and  the  Spaniards  the 
most  cruel,  excepting  the  French.  Then  they 
were  under  one  and  the  same  religion,  the  most 
sanguinary  and  sordid  of  all  the  institutions  that 
ever  pressed  upon  mankind. 

Galileo.  To  the  dogs,  to  the  dogs  again,  be  they 
of  what  breed  they  may. 

Milton.  The  worst  of  them  could  never  have 
driven  you  up  into  this  corner,  merely  because  he 
had  been  dreaming,  and  you  had  disturbed  his 
dream.  How  long  shall  this  endure  1 

Galileo.  I  sometimes  ask  God  how  long.  I 
should  repine,  and  almost  despair,  in  putting  the 
question  to  myself  or  another. 

Milton.  Be  strong  in  Him,  through  reason,  his 
great  gift. 

Galileo.  I  fail  not,  and  shall  not  fail.  I  can 
fancy  that  the  heaviest  link  in  my  heavy  chain 
has  dropped  off  me  since  you  entered. 

MUton.  Let  me  then  praise  our  God  for  it ! 
Not  those  alone  are  criminal  who  placed  you  here, 
but  those  no  less  who  left  unto  them  the  power  of 
doing  it.  If  the  learned  and  intelligent  in  all  the 
regions  of  Europe  would  unite  their  learning  and 
intellect,  and  would  exert  their  energy  in  disse- 
minating the  truth  throughout  the  countries  they 
inhabit,  soon  must  the  ignorant  and  oppressive, 
now  at  the  summit  of  power,  resign  their  offices ; 
and  the  most  versatile  nations,  after  this  purify- 


GALILEO,  MILTON,  AND  A  DOMINICAN. 


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ing  and  perfect  revolution,  rest  for  ages.  But, 
bursting  from  their  collegiate  kennels,  they  range 
and  hunt  only  for  their  masters ;  and  are  content 
at  last  to  rear  up  and  catch  the  offal  thrown 
among  them  negligently,  and  often  too  with 
scourges  on  their  cringing  spines,  as  they  scramble 
for  it.  Do  they  run  through  mire  and  thorns,  do 
they  sweat  from  their  tongues'  ends,  do  they 
breathe  out  blood,  for  this  ?  The  Dominican  is 
looking  in ;  not  to  interrupt  us,  I  hope,  for  my 
idle  exclamation. 

Galileo.  Continue  to  speak  generously,  ration- 
ally, and  in  Latin,  and  he  will  not  understand  one 
sentence.  The  fellow  is  the  most  stupid,  the  most 
superstitious,  the  most  hard-hearted,  and  the  most 
libidinous,  in  the  confraternity.  He  is  usually  at 
my  door,  that  he  may  not  be  at  others',  where  he 
would  be  more  in  the  way  of  his' superiors.  You 
Englishmen  are  inclined  to  melancholy ;  but  what 
makes  you  so  very  grave?  so  much  graver  than 
before  1 

Milton.  I  hardly  know  which  is  most  afflicting; 
to  hear  the  loudest  expression  of  intolerable  an- 
guish from  the  weak  who  are  sinking  under  it,  or 
to  witness  an  aged  and  venerable  man  bearing  up 
against  his  sufferings  with  unshaken  constancy. 
And,  alas!  that  blindness  should  consummate  your 
sufferings  ! 

Galileo.  There  are  worse  evils  than  blindness, 
and  the  best  men  suffer  most  by  them.  The  spirit 
of  liberty,  now  rising  up  in  your  country,  will 
excite  a  blind  enthusiasm,  and  leave  behind  a 
bitter  disappointment.  Vicious  men  will  grow 
popular,  and  the  interests  of  the  nation  will  be 
intrusted  to  them,  because  they  descend  from 
their  station,  in  order,  as  they  say,  to  serve  you. 

Milton.  Profligate  impostors  !  We  know  there 
are  such  among  us ;  but  truth  shall  prevail  against 
them. 

Galileo.  In  argument,  truth  always  prevails 
finally  ;  in  politics,  falsehood  always  ;  else  would 
never  states  fall  into  decay.  Even  good  men,  if 
indeed  good  men  will  ever  mix  with  evil  ones  for 
any  purpose,  take  up  the  trade  of  politics,  at  first 
intending  to  deal  honestly;  the  calm  bower  of  the 
conscience  is  soon  converted  into  the  booth  of 
inebriating  popularity;  the  shouts  of  the  multi- 
tude then  grow  unexciting,  then  indifferent,  then 
troublesome ;  lastly,  the  riotous  supporters  of  the 
condescendent  falling  half-asleep,  he  looks  agape 
in  their  faces,  springs  upon  his  legs  again,  flings 
the  door  behind  him,  and  escapes  in  the  livery  of 
Power.  When  Satan  would  have  led  our  Saviour 
into  temptation,  he  did  not  conduct  him  where 
the  looser  passions  were  wandering ;  he  did  not 
conduct  him  amid  flowers  and  herbage,  where  a 
fall  would  have  only  been  a  soilure  to  our  frail 
human  nature ;  no,  he  led  him  up  to  an  exceed- 
ingly high  mountain,  and  showed  him  palaces 
and  towers  and  treasuries,  knowing  that  it  was  by 
those  alone  that  he  himself  could  have  been  so 
utterly  lost  to  rectitude  and  beatitude.  Our  Sa- 
viour spurned  the  temptation,  and  the  greatest  of 
his  miracles  was  accomplished.  After  which,  even 


the  father  of  lies  never  ventured  to  dispute  His 
divine  nature. 

Dominican.  I  must  not  suffer  you  to  argue  on 
theology ;  you  may  pervert  the  young  man. 

Milton.  In  addition  to  confinement,  must  this 
fungus  of  vapid  folly  stain  your  cell  1  If  so,  let  me 
hope  you  have  received  the  assurance  that  the 
term  of  your  imprisonment  will  be  short. 

Galileo.  It  may  be,  or  not,  as  God  wills :  it  is 
for  life. 

Milton.  For  life  ! 

Galileo.  Even  so.  I  regret  that  I  can  not  go 
forth;  and  my  depression  is  far  below  regret  when 
I  think  that,  if  ever  I  should  be  able  to  make  a 
discovery,  the  world  is  never  to  derive  the  benefit. 
I  love  the  fields,  and  the  country  air,  and  the 
sunny  sky,  and  the  starry ;  and  I  could  keep  my 
temper  when,  in  the  midst  of  my  calculations,  the 
girls  brought  me  flowers  from  lonely  places,  and 
asked  me  their  names,  and  puzzled  me.  But  now 
I  fear  lest  a  compulsory  solitude  should  have  ren- 
dered me  a  little  moroser.  And  yet  methinks  I 
could  bear  again  a  stalk  to  be  thrown  in  my  face, 
as  a  deceiver,  for  calling  the  blossom  that  had 
been  on  it  Andromeda;  and  could  pardon  as 
easily  as  ever  a  slap  on  the  shoulder  for  my  Ursa 
Major.  Pleasant  Arcetri ! 

Milton.  I  often  walk  along  its  quiet  lanes, 
somewhat  too  full  of  the  white  eglantine  in  the 
narrower  parts  of  them.  They  are  so  long  and 
pliant,  a  little  wind  is  enough  to  blow  them  in  the 
face ;  and  they  scratch  as  much  as  their  betters. 

Galileo.  Pleasant  Arcetri ! 

Milton.  The  sigh  that  rises  at  the  thought  of  a 
friend  may  be  almost  as  genial  as  his  voice.  'Tis 
a  breath  that  seems  rather  to  come  from  him  than 
from  ourselves. 

Galileo.  I  sighed  not  at  any  thought  of  friend- 
ship. How  do  I  know  that  any  friend  is  left  me] 
I  was  thinking  that,  in  those  unfrequented  lanes, 
the  birds  that  were  frightened  could  fly  away. 
Pleasant  Arcetri !  Well :  we  (I  mean  those  who 
are  not  blind)  can  see  the  stars  from  all  places ; 
we  may  know  that  there  are  other  worlds,  and  we 
may  hope  that  there  are  happier.  So  then  you 
often  walk  to  that  village  ? 

Milton.  Oftener  to  Fiesole. 

Galileo.  You  like  Fiesole  better  1 

Milton  Must  I  confess  it  ?    For  a  walk,  I  do. 

Galileo.  So  did  I,  so  did  I.  What  friends  we 
are  already !  I  made  some  observations  from 
Fiesole. 

Milton.  I  shall  remember  it  on  my  return,  and 
shall  revisit  the  scenery  with  fresh  delight.  Alas! 
is  this  a  promise  I  can  keep,  when  I  must  think 
of  you  here  1 

Galileo.  My  good  compassionate  young  man  ! 
I  am  concerned  that  my  apartment  allows  you  so 
little  space  to  walk  about. 

Milton.  Could  ever  I  have  been  guilty  of  such 
disrespect !  0  sir,  far  remote,  far  beyond  all 
others,  is  that  sentiment  from  my  heart!  It 
swelled,  and  put  every  sinew  of  every  limb  into 
motion,  at  your  indignity.  No,  no  !  Suffer  me 


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still  to  bend  in  reverence  and  humility  on  this 
hand,  now  stricken  with  years  and  with  captivity ! 
.  .  on  this  hand,  which  Science  has  followed,  which 
God  himself  has  guided,  and  before  which  all  the 
worlds  above  us,  in  all  their  magnitudes  and  dis- 
tances, have  been  thrown  open. 

Galileo.  Ah  my  too  friendly  enthusiast !  may 
yours  do  more,  and  with  impunity. 

Milton.  At  least,  be  it  instrumental  in  remov- 
ing from  the  earth  a  few  of  her  heaviest  curses ; 
a  few  of  her  oldest  and  worst  impediments  to 
liberty  and  wisdom  .  .  mitres,  tiaras,  crowns, 
and  the  trumpery  whereon  they  rest.  I  know 
but  two  genera  of  men,  the  annual  and  the  peren- 
niaL  Those  who  die  down,  and  leave  behind 
them  no  indication  of  the  places  whereon  they 
grow,  are  cognate  with  the  gross  matter  about 
them;  those  on  the  contrary  who,  ages  after 
their  departure,  are  able  to  sustain  the  lowliest, 
and  to  exalt  the  highest,  those  are  surely  the 
spirits  of  God,  both  when  upon  earth  and  when 
with  Him.  What  do  I  see,  in  letting  fall  the 
sleeve !  The  scars  and  lacerations  on  your  arms 
show  me  that  you  have  fought  for  your  country. 

Galileo.  I  can  not  claim  that  honour.  Do  not 
look  at  them.  My  guardian  may  understand 
that. 

Milton.  Great  God  !  they  are  the  marks  of  the 
torture ! 

Galileo.  My  guardian  may  understand  that 
likewise.  Let  us  converse  about  something  else. 

Milton.  Italy !  Italy !  Italy !  drive  thy  poets 
into  exile,  into  prison,  into  madness !  spare,  spare 
thy  one  philosopher !  What  track  can  the  mind 
pursue,  in  her  elevations  or  her  plains  or  her 
recesses,  without  the  dogging  and  prowling  of 
the  priesthood  ] 

Galileo.  They  have  not  done  with  me  yet.  A 
few  days  ago  they  informed  me  that  I  was  accused 
or  suspected  of  disbelieving  the  existence  of 
devils.  When  I  protested  that  in  my  opinion 
there  are  almost  as  many  devils  as  there  are  men, 
and  that  every  wise  man  is  the  creator  of  hun- 
dreds at  his  first  appearance,  they  told  me  with 
much  austerity  and  scornfulness  of  rebuke,  that 
this  opinion  is  as  heretical  as  the  other ;  and  that 
we  have  no  authority  from  Scripture  for  believing 
that  the  complement  exceeded  some  few  legions, 
several  of  which  were  thinned  and  broken  by 
beating  up  their  quarters  :  thanks  chiefly  to  the 
Dominicans.  I  bowed,  as  became  me  :  for  these 
our  worthy  masters,  and  their  superiors,  the  suc- 
cessors of  Peter,  would  burn  us  for  teaching 
anything  untaught  before. 

Milton.  They  would  burn  you  then  for  resem- 
bling the  great  apostle  himself? 

Galileo.  In  what  but  denying  the  truth  and 
wearing  chains  ? 

Milton.  Educated  with  such  examples  before 
them,  literary  societies  are  scarcely  more  tolerant 
to  the  luminaries  of  imagination  than  theological 
societies  are  to  the  luminaries  of  science.  I  myself 
indeed  should  hesitate  to  place  Tasso  on  an  equa- 
lity, or  nearly  on  an  equality,  with  Ariosto ;  yet, 


since  his  pen  hath  been  excelled  on  the  Continent 
by  only  two  in  sixteen  centuries,  he  might  have 
expected  more  favour,  more  forbearance,  than  he 
found.  I  was  shocked  at  the  impudence  of  his 
critics  in  this  country :  their  ignorance  less  sur- 
prised me.  * 

Galileo.  Of  yours  I  am  unable  to  speak. 

Milton.  So  much  the  better. 

Galileo.  Instead  of  it,  you  will  allow  me  to 
express  my  admiration  of  what  (if  I  understand 
anything)  I  understand.  No  nation  has  produced 
any  man,  except  Aristoteles,  comparable  to  either 
of  the  Bacons.  The  elder  was  the  more  wonder- 
ful :  the  later  in  season  was  the  riper  and  the 
greater.  Neither  of  them  told  all  he  knew,  or 
half  he  thought ;  and  each  was  alike  prodigal  in 
giving,  and  prudent  in  withholding.  The  learn- 
ing and  genius  of  Francis  led  him  onward  to 
many  things  which  his  nobility  and  stateliness 
disallowed.  Hence  was  he  like  the  leisurely  and 
rich  agriculturist,  who  goeth  out  a-field  after  din- 
ner, well  knowing  where  lie  the  nests  and  covies ; 
and  in  such  idle  hour  throweth  his  hat  partly 
over  them,  and  they  clutter  and  run  and  rise  and 
escape  from  him  without  his  heed,  to  make  a 
louder  whirr  thereafter,  and  a  longer  flight 
elsewhere. 

Milton.  I  believe  I  have  discovered  no  few 
inaccuracies  in  his  reasoning,  voluntary  or  in- 
voluntary. But  I  apprehend  he  committed  them 
designedly,  and  that  he  wanted  in  wisdom  but 
the  highest  .  .  the  wisdom  of  honesty.  It  is 
comfortable  to  escape  from  him,  and  return  again 
to  Sorrento  and  Tasso.  He  should  have  been 
hailed  as  the  worthy  successor,  not  scrutinised  as 
the  presumptuous  rival,  of  the  happy  Ferrarese. 
He  was  ingenious,  he  was  gentle,  he  was  brave  : 
and  what  was  the  reward  ]  Did  cities  contend  for 
his  residence  within  them]  did  princes  throw  open 
their  palaces  at  his  approach  1  did  academies  send 
deputations  to  invite  and  solicit  his  attendance  1 
did  senators  cast  branches  of  laurel  under  his 
horse's  hoofs'?  did  prelates  and  princes  hang 
tapestries  from  their  windows,  meet  him  at  the 
gates,  and  conduct  him  in  triumph  to  the  Capi- 
tol1? Instead  of  it,  his  genius  was  derided,  his 
friendship  scorned,  his  love  rejected ;  he  lived 
despairingly,  he  died  broken-hearted. 

Galileo.  My  friend !  my  friend !  you  yourself 
in  your  language  are  almost  a  poet. 

Milton.  I  may  be  in  time  to  come. 


*  Criticism  is  still  very  low  in  Italy.  Tiraboschi  has 
done  little  for  it :  nothing  can  be  less  exact  than  his 
judgments  on  the  poets.  There  is  not  one  remarkable 
sentence,  or  one  happy  expression,  In  sll  his  volumes. 
The  same  may  be  said  of  Abbate  Cesarotti.  and  of  the 
Signor  Calsabigi,  who  wrote  on  Alfieri.  There  is  scarcely 
a  glimpse  of  poetry  in  Alfieri,  yet  his  verses  are  tight- 
braced,  and  his  strokes  are  animating  :  not  indeed  to  the 
Signor  Calsibigi.  The  Italians  are  grown  more  generous 
to  their  literary  men  in  proportion  as  they  are  grown 
poorer  in  them.  Italy  is  the  only  great  division  of  Eu- 
rope where  there  never  hath  existed  a  Review  bearing 
some  authority  or  credit.  These  things  do  not  greatly 
serve  literature,  but  they  rise  from  it,  and  show  it. 


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Galileo.  What!  with  such  an  example  before 
your  eyes  1  Rather  be  a  philosopher  :  you  may 
be  derided  in  this  too,  but  you  will  not  be  broken- 
hearted. I  am  ashamed  when  I  reflect  that  the 
worst  enemies  of  Torquato,  pushing  him  rudely 
against  Ariosto,  are  to  be  found  in  Florence. 

Milton.  Be  the  difference  what  it  may  between 
them,  your  academicians  ought  to  be  aware  that 
the  lowest  of  the  animals  are  nearer  to  the  highest 
of  them,  than  these  highest  are  to  the  lowest  of 
those  two.  For  in  what  greatly  more  do  they 
benefit  the  world  than  the  animals  do,  or  how 
much  longer  remain  in  the  memory  of  their 
species  ? 

Galileo.  Little,  very  little  ;  and  the  same  thing 
may  be  easily  proved  of  those  whom  they  praise 
and  venerate.  My  knowledge  of  poetry  is  nar- 
row ;  and,  having  little  enthusiasm,  I  discover 
faults  where  beauties  escape  me.  I  never  would 
venture  to  say  before  our  Italians  what  I  will  con- 
fess to  you.  In  reading  the  Gerusalemme  Libe- 
rate, I  remarked,  that  among  the  epithets  the 
poet  is  fondest  of  grande :  I  had  remarked  that 
Virgil  is  fondest  of  altus.  Now  we  can  not  make 
anything  greater  or  higher  by  clapping  these 
words  upon  it :  where  the  substructure  is  not  suf- 
ficiently broad  and  solid,  they  will  not  stick.  The 
first  verses  in  the  Gerusalemme  for  instance, 
are, 

"  Canto  le  anne  pietose  e  "1  capitano 
Che  il  gran  sepolcro  Iiber6  di  Cristo." 

Surely  the  poet  would  rather  have  had  a  great 
captain  than  a  great  cenotaph. 

Milton.  He  might  have  written,  with  a  modes- 
ter  and  less  sonorous  exordium, 

Canto  le  anne  pietose  e  '1  capitano, 
Lui  che  il  sepolcro  liberd  di  Cristo. 

Galileo.  It  would  not  have  done  for  our  people, 
either  the  unlearned  or  learned.  They  must  have 
high,  gigantic,  immense  ;  they  must  have  ebony, 
gold,  azure ;  they  must  have  honey,  sugar,  cinna- 
mon, as  regularly  in  their  places  as  blue-lettered 
jars,  full  or  empty,  are  found  in  apothecaries' 
shops.  Dante  and  Ariosto,  different  as  they  are, 
equally  avoided  these  sweet  viscidities.  I  wish 


you  would  help  me  to  exonerate  Tasso  from  the 
puffy  piece  of  impediment  at  the  beginning  of  his 
march. 

Milton.  Let  us  imagine  that  he  considered  all 
Jerusalem  as  the  sepulchre  of  Christ. 

Galileo.  No  friend  or  countryman  hath  said  it 
for  him.  We  will  accept  it,  and  go  on.  Our  best 
histories,  excepting  Giovio's  and  Davila's,  contain 
no  picture,  no  character,  no  passion,  no  eloquence ; 
and  Giovio's  is  partial  and  faithless.  Criticism  is 
more  verbose  and  less  logical  here  than  among 
the  French,  the  Germans,  and  the  Dutch. 

Milton.  Let  us  return  to  Ariosto  and  Tasso, 
who,  whatever  the  academicians  may  gabble  in 
their  assemblies,  have  delighted  the  most  culti- 
vated minds,  and  will  delight  them  for  incalcul- 
able ages. 

Galileo.  An  academician,  a  dunghill-cock,  and 
a  worm,  do  indeed  form  a  triangle  more  nearly 
equilateral  than  an  Academician,  a  Lodovico,  and 
a  Torquato.  The  Dominican  is  listening  yet. 
Behold,  he  comes  in  ! 

Dominican.  Young  gentleman,  I  did  not  sus- 
pect, when  you  entered,  that  you  would  ever  talk 
about  authors  whose  writings  are  prohibited. 
Ariosto  is  obscene.  I  have  heard  the  same  of 
Tasso,  in  some  part  or  other. 

Milton.  Prythee,  begone ! 

Dominican.  We  retire  together. 

Galileo.  It  would  be  better  to  leave  me,  if  he 
urges  it,  otherwise  I  may  never  expect  again  the 
pleasure  I  have  received  to-day. 

Dominican.  Signor  Galileo,  do  you  talk  of  plea- 
sure to  young  persons?  Most  illustrious  signo- 
rino,  the  orders  of  my  superior  are  to  reconduct 
you. 

Milton.  Adieu  then,  0  too  great  man  ! 

Galileo.  For  to-day  adieu  ! 

Dominican  (out  of  the  door).  In  my  lowly  cell, 
0  signorino  !  (if  your  excellency  in  her  inborn  gen- 
tleness could  condescend  to  favour  her  humblest 
slave  with  her  most  desired  presence)  are  pre- 
pared some  light  refreshments. 

Milton.  Swallow  them,  swallow  them;  thou 
seemest  thirsty  :  I  enter  but  one  cell  here. 

Dominican  (aside,  having  bowed  respectfully). 
Devil !  heretic  !  never  shalt  thou  more ! 


TALLEYRAND   AND  ARCHBISHOP   OF    PARIS. 


Archbishop.  M.  de  Talleyrand,  it  is  painful  to 
me  to  see  you  in  this  deplorable  state  of  health, 
although  it  places  me  in  the  company  of  the  most 
distinguished  and  celebrated  man  in  France,  and 
offers  me  the  opportunity  of  rendering  him  a  ser- 
vice and  a  duty. 

Talleyrand.  Infinite  thanks,  Monseigneur,  for 
so  friendly  a  visit,  quite  without  ceremony,  quite 
without  even  an  invitation  or  request.  It  over- 
powers me.  I  can  not  express  my  sense  of  your 
goodness. 

Archbishop.  Alas  !  What  aro  the  dignities  and 
honours  of  the  world ! 


Talleyrand.  Ask  the  spy-dukes  Savery  and 
Fouche.  Because  they  were  dukes  I  would  not  be 
one.  But  is  not  the  Prince  of  Piombino  a  prince  ? 
Is  not  the  king  of  Naples  a  king  1  Is  not  Francis 
of  Austria  an  emperor?  Games  are  to  be  played 
with  counters  of  the  same  form  and  valuation. 

Archbishop.  All  these  things  are  by  God's 
appointment. 

Talleyrand.  No  doubt  of  it ;  none  whatever. 

Archbishop.  We  mortals  are  too  dimsighted  to 
discern  the  fitness  or  utility  of  them. 

Talleyrand.  I  do  think,  I  do  humbly  think,  I 
can  espy  it.  They  render  the  poorest  devils  on 


238 


IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


earth  almost  contented,  finding  that  they  are  at 
least  beyond  the  finger  of  scorn  for  assuming  false 
appearances. 

Archbisliop.  M.  le  Prince !  we  are  now  most 
especially  in  the  presence  of  the  Almighty.  Your 
Highness  has  had  leisure  to  contemplate  the 
nothingness  of  the  world,  and  to  see  that  we  all  are 
but  dust ;  one  particle  each. 

Talleyrand.  I  am  unused  to  pay  compliments, 
(aside)  .  .  or  indeed  to  pay  anything  else  if  I  could 
help  it .  .  yet,  Monseigneur,  I  do  declare  to  you 
that,  dry  and  old  as  the  dust  is,  there  is  something 
to  my  mind  very  spiritual  in  one  partide  each. 
I  never  met  with  it  before.  The  rest  is  found  in 
most  books  of  divinity,  I  believe ;  but  I  suspect 
the  one  particle  each  is  extra-parochial. 

Archbishop.  I  am  much  flattered,  M.  de  Talley- 
rand, by  your  criticism.  I  know  the  extent  of 
your  information  and  its  exactness.  Believe  me, 
I  did  not  come  hither  quite  unprepared  for  so  in- 
genious and  acute  a  penitent.  I  filed  down  my 
preparatory  exhortation  to  this  point.  If  you  are 
pleased  with  it,  I  take  infinite  glory  to  myself,  and 
have  half  accomplished  my  mission.  We  must 
all  regret  that,  having  embraced  the  church,  you 
left  her  (unwillingly,  no  doubt)  without  your  pow- 
erful support. 

Talleyrand.  I  saw  her  tottering  over  my  head, 
which  she  had  clawed  and  bitten  rather  sharply 
now  and  then,  and  I  was  afraid  of  her  falling  down 
on  me  and  crushing  me.  After  picking  up  a  few 
of  her  spangles,  I  s"et  fire  to  the  gauze  about  her, 
and  scorched  a  little  of  the  flannel ;  but  it  only 
made  her  the  more  alert;  and  she  begins  to 
walk  the  streets  again  with  as  brave  an  air  as 
ever. 

Archbishop.  Fie !  fie  !  M.  de  Talleyrand.  This 
resembles  levity. 

Talleyrand.  I  am  so  gratified  at  the  sight  of  it, 
I  can  not  but  be  light-hearted  for  a  moment.  Ah, 
Monseigneur !  what  should  we  all  be  without  the 
Church  ] 

Archbishop.  Infidels,  heretics,  Mahometans, 
anabaptists. 

Talleyrand.  Worse,  worse  :  without  respecta- 
bility, without  hotels.  Now  I  think  of  it,  I  have 
this  morning  a  few  little  money-matters  to  arrange. 
How  are  the  stocks] 

Archbishop.  Indeed  I  am  utterly  ignorant  of 
all  such  affairs.  Reduced  as  my  dignity  is,  I 
have  barely  sufficient  to  supply  my  table  with 
twelve  covers,  exclusive  of  dessert.  But  if  your 
Highness  has  transactions  at  the  Bourse  this  morn- 
ing, may  it  not  be  as  well  that  I  should  execute 
first  the  object  of  my  visit  ? 

Talleyrand.  Certainly,  0  certainly. 

Ardibisliop.  You  are  going,  by  the  appoint- 
ment of  our  Heavenly  Father,  to  exchange. 

Talleyrand.  First  let  me  hear  what  fluctuations 
there  have  been  since  yesterday,  and  whether 
La  Fitte  .  . 

Archbishop.  My  dear  Prince  !  pardon  !  pardon! 
you  seem  wandering. 

Talleyrand.  Quite  the  contrary.    I  never  turn 


my  eyes  from  their  object.  I  caught  a  word 
about  the  exchange. 

Archbishop.  Alas!  Alas! 

Talleyrand.  The  devil !  Down  then  ]  aye  ] 

Archbishop.  I  can  not  but  be  amused  at  so 
curious  a  mistake.  No,  upon  the  honour  of  a  Peer 
of  France  and  the  faith  of  an  Archbishop  of  Paris, 
I  never  have  heard  by  any  accident  that  the  funds 
had  fallen. 

Talleyrand.  My  Lord  Archbishop  !  your  words 
were  enough  to  shake  any  man's  nerves,  lying  in 
this  horizontal  position. 

Archbishop.  I  firmly  hope,  M.  de  Talleyrand,  I 
have  some  for  you  more  comfortable.  I  was  say- 
ing, and  confidently,  that,  within  a  time  which 
the  wisest  of  mortals  can  not  fix  definitively,  you 
will  throw  aside  these  mundane  honours  for  much 
higher. 

Talleyrand.  I  have  no  cupidity  :  it  is  all  past : 
I  would  stay  as  I  am  :  a  quarter  per  cent,  more 
might  be  welcome  :  it  would  make  me  easier  :  I 
do  not  want  it,  and  shall  not  ever,  but  I  hate  to 
be  foiled  in  my  speculations.  It  would  vex  me  if 
anybody  could  say,  the  Prince  Talleyrand  lost  his 
wits  before  he  left  the  world  ;  and  he,  who  threw 
the  most  sagacious  diplomatists  off  their  scent, 
omitted  by  his  stupidity  to  acquire  a  thousand 
francs  the  day  before  his  death. 

Archbishop.  Durum  !  sed  levius  fit  patientia. 

Talleyrand.  What  would  Monseigneur  in  his 
wisdom  and  piety  suggest? 

Archbishop.  With  submission,  with  hesitation, 
and  with  all  the  deference  due  to  your  manifold 
wishes  and  your  exalted  rank,  I  would  suggest, 
my  prince,  that  you  have  taken  several,  not  false 
(the  expression  were  unpolite  and  inadmissible), 
but  contradictory  oaths. 

Talleyrand.  All  good  Frenchmen  have  taken  as 
many  of  the  same  quality,  for  the  glory  of  France. 
Where  should  we  have  been  if  we  had  not]  Verily 
our  hands  would  have  kin  on  one  side  of  the 
fosse  and  our  honour  on  the  other.  I  thought  it 
best  never  to  separate  the  active  from  the  passive, 
and  I  have  kept  them  both  together  down  to  the 
present  hour. 

Archbishop.  As  a  religious  man,  although  not 
as  a  gentleman  and  a  peer,  I  am  bound  to  place 
an  oath  above  a  word  of  honour. 

Talleyrand.  I  am  no  chamberlain  or  master  of 
ceremonies,  and  would  excite  no  heartburnings 
between  them  on  the  score  of  precedency.  A 
word,  whether  thumped  out  of  the  breast  as 
parole  d'honneur,  or  demanded  at  the  drum-head 
as  an  oath,  is  but  a  small  portion  of  a  man's  breath, 
which,  whether  he  will  or  not,  he  must  breathe 
out  continually ;  a  breath  is  but  a  small  portion 
of  his  life ;  a  word  of  honour  is  but  the  gaseous 
and  volatile  part  of  honour,  which  would  blow  up 
a  true  Frenchman  if  he  tried  to  retain  it  within 
him.  He  may -give  a  dozen,  or  a  score,  one  after 
another,  black  and  white  alternately,  like  the 
chequers  of  a  backgammon-board,  and  devised 
like  them  on  purpose  for  moves.  I  never  thought, 
Monseigneur,  that  you  were  infected  with  the 


ESSEX  AND  SPENSER. 


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Anglomania,  of  which  an  imagining  of  such  vain 
things  is  among  the  primary  symptoms.  It  was 
only  the  very  old  practitioner  who  held  that  a 
trivial  stroke  through  the  epidermis  of  honour  is 
as  fatal  as  through  the  same  cuticle  of  the  heart. 

ArchbisJiop.  Religion  alone  can  reconcile  these 
discordances.  The  holy  chrism,  and  the  equally 
holy  crucifix,  are  the  only  remedies.  One  loosens 
and  removes  all  rust  from  the  wards  of  the  lock  ; 
the  other  taps  gently,  but  audibly  and  effectually, 
at  the  door  of  eternal  life. 

Talleyrand.  I  had  once  a  flask  of  the  oil  in  my 
keeping,  but  it  was  thought  the  premises  were 
too  hot  for  it. 

Archbishop.  Excuse  my  interpolation.  Are 
you  ready  to  confess,  my  prince  1 

Talleyrand.  Perfectly.  On  second  thoughts  .  . 
but  let  this  serve  for  the  beginning  .  .  I  have  for- 
gotten how,  in  great  measure. 

Archbishop.  Try  to  recollect  any  little  foible. 

Talleyrand.  I  must  go  very  far  back  to  find 
any  worth  the  trouble. 

Archbishop.  Possibly,  at  one  time  or  other,  in 
so  long  a  life,  you  may,  to  a  certain  extent,  have 
been  ambitious  of  titles  and  dignities. 

Talleyrand.  Let  me  recall  and  refresh  my 
memory  .  .  .  Your  lordship  has  spoken  with  much 
insight  into  my  heart,  and  has  observed  the  few 
black  specks  left  by  a  fire  which  now  is  extinct. 
A  book,  whatever  be  its  contents,  is  unfit  for  the 
drawing-room  unless  it  is  bound  and  gilt :  in  like 
manner  a  gentleman  is  unfit  for  state  or  society 
unless  he  is  decorated  and  titled. 

Archbishop.  It  is  well,  my  prince,  that  these 
wise  and  quiet  considerations  have  mortified  in 
you  the  domineering  influences  of  Lucifer  and 
Mammon. 

TaUeyrand.  It  is  honest  and  religious  to  con- 
fess the  worst. 

Archbishop.  God  be  praised  for  placing  you, 
my  prince,  in  this  frame  of  mind  !  Confess  freely; 
and  unload  altogether  from  your  conscience  the 
last  remnant  that  oppresses  it. 


Talleyrand.  It  is  said,  my  lord  archbishop,  that 
we  are  too  much  inclined  to  look  narrowly  into 
one  another's  faults,  and  to  neglect  the  examina- 
tion of  our  own.  Certainly  I  can  never  be  accused 
of  this  inhumanity.  Wherever  I  have  found  them 
I  have  always  turned  them  to  some  account. 
Neither  in  the  body  nor  in  the  mind  is  it  advan- 
tageous to  possess  too  microscopic  a  vision.  Pit- 
falls may  be  found  in  those  pores  which  are  of  a 
satin  texture  to  the  gentle  touch  of  a  discreet 
observer ;  and  those  lips  which  to  the  enthusiastic 
poet  are  roses,  rise  before  the  minute  philosopher 
into  the  ruggedest  coral  rocks,  not  uninhabited 
by  their  peculiar  monsters.  For  which  reason, 
my  good  lord  archbishop,  I  never  pry  too  inqui- 
sitively into  the  physical  or  the  moral  of  those 
about  me ;  and  I  abstain  on  all  occasions  from 
exercising  any  severity  on  others  or  myself. 
Nevertheless,  if  I  thought  my  confession  would 
be  satisfactory  to  your  lordship,  nothing  on  my 
part  should  be  wanting  but  memory,  which  ap- 
pears to  me  to  be  as  needful  to  it  as  fat  bacon  to 
a  fricandeau  of  veal. 

But  in  regard  to  the  last  remnant  of  concu- 
piscence, since  it  is  so  recent  and  so  near  at  hand, 
confess  it  I  will,  if  time  and  courage  are  left  me. 
As  things  have  turned  round  again,  I  am  afraid 
I  may  occasionally  have  had  a  hankering  .  .  . 

Archbishop.  After  what] 

Talleyrand.  After  the  archbishopric  of  Paris. 

Archbishop.  Alas !  it  will  soon  be  vacant :  I  am 
half-starved. 

Talleyrand.  I  am  not  half-starved,  but  I  am 
half-asleep :  the  medicine  is  beginning  to  operate, 
or  my  hour  is  come.  [Turns  aside. 

Archbishop  (retiring).  He  must  go  to  the  devil 
his  own  way,  with  a  piece  of  fresh  malice  in  his 
mouth  as  a  ticket  of  admittance.  However,  I 
have  his  conversion  at  full  length,  at  home,  in 
readiness  for  the  papers.  He  shall  perform  the 
harmonious  trio  with  Voltaire  and  Alfieri,  for  the 
benefit  of  the  faithful. 


ESSEX   AND   SPENSER. 


Essex.  Instantly  on  hearing  of  thy  arrival  from 
Ireland,  I  sent  a  message  to  thee,  good  Edmund, 
that  I  might  learn  from  one  so  judicious  [and  dis- 
passionate as  thou  art,  the  real  state  of  things  in 
that  distracted  country ;  it  having  pleased  the 
queen's  majesty  to  think  of  appointing  me  her 
deputy,  in  order  to  bring  the  rebellious  to  sub- 
mission. 

Spenser.  Wisely  and  well  considered ;  but  more 
worthily  of  her  judgment  than  her  affection. 
May  your  lordship  overcome,  as  you  have  ever 
done,  the  difficulties  and  dangers  you  foresee. 

Essex.  We  grow  weak  by  striking  at  random  ; 
and  knowing  that  I  must  strike,  and  strike 
heavily,  I  would  fain  see  exactly  where  the  stroke 
shall  fall. 

Some  attribute  to  the  Irish  all  sorts  of  excesses ; 


others  tell  us  that  these  are  old  stories ;  that  there  is 
not  a  more  inoffensive  race  of  merry  creatures 
under  heaven,  and  that  their  crimes  are  all  hatched 
for  them  here  in  England,  by  the  incubation  of 
printers'  boys,  and  are  brought  to  market  at  times 
of  distressing  dearth  in  news.  From  all  that  I 
myself  have  seen  of  them,  I  can  only  say  that 
the  civilised  (I  mean  the  richer  and  titled)  are  as 
susceptible  of  heat  as  iron,  and  as  impenetrable  to 
light  as  granite.  The  half -barbarous  are  probably 
worse ;  the  utterly  barbarous  may  be  somewhat 
better.  Like  game-cocks,  they  must  spur  when 
they  meet.  One  fights  because  he  fights  an 
Englishman  ;  another  because  the  fellow  he  quar- 
rels with  comes  from  a  distant  county ;  a  third 
because  the  next  parish  is  an  eyesore  to  him,  and 
his  fist-mate  is  from  it.  The  only  thing  in  which 


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they  all  agree  as  proper  law  is  the  tooth-for-tooth 
act.  Luckily  we  have  a  bishop  who  is  a  native, 
and  we  called  him  before  the  queen.  He  repre- 
sented to  her  majesty,  that  everything  in  Old 
Ireland  tended  to  re-produce  its  kind;  crimes 
among  others ;  and  he  declared  frankly,  that  if  an 
honest  man  is  murdered,  or  what  is  dearer  to  an 
honest  man,  if  his  honour  is  wounded  in  the  per- 
son of  his  wife,  it  must  be  expected  that  he  will 
retaliate.  Her  majesty  delivered  it  as  her  opinion, 
that  the  latter  case  of  vindictiveness  was  more 
likely  to  take  effect  than  the  former.  But  the 
bishop  replied,  that  in  his  conscience  he  could  not 
answer  for  either  if  the  man  was  up.  The  dean 
of  the  same  diocese  gave  us  a  more  favourable 
report.  Being  a  justice  of  the  peace,  he  averred 
most  solemnly  that  no  man  ever  had  complained 
to  him  of  murder,  excepting  one  who  had  lost  so 
many  fore-teeth  by  a  cudgel  that  his  deposition 
could  not  be  taken  exactly;  added  to  which,  his 
head  was  a  little  clouded  with  drunkenness ;  fur- 
thermore, that  extremely  few  women  had  adduced 
sufficiently  clear  proofs  of  violence,  excepting  those 
who  were  wilful,  and  resisted  with  tooth  and  nail. 
In  all  which  cases  it  was  difficult,  nay  impossible, 
to  ascertain  which  violence  began  first  and  lasted 
longest 

There  is  not  a  nation  upon  earth  that  pretends 
to  be  so  superlatively  generous  and  high-minded ; 
and  there  is  not  one  (I  speak  from  experience)  so 
utterly  base  and  venal.  I  have  positive  proof  that 
the  nobility,  in  a  mass,  are  agreed  to  sell,  for  a 
stipulated  sum,  all  their  rights  and  privileges,  so 
much  per  man ;  and  the  queen  is  inclined  there- 
unto. But  would  our  parliament  consent  to  pay 
money  for  a  cargo  of  rotten  pilchards?  And 
would  not  our  captains  be  readier  to  swamp  than 
to  import  them  ?  The  noisiest  rogues  in  that 
kingdom,  if  not  quieted  by  a  halter,  may  be 
quieted  by  making  them  brief-collectors,  and  by 
allowing  them  first  to  encourage  the  incendiary, 
then  to  denounce  and  hang  him,  and  lastly  to 
collect  all  the  money  they  can,  running  up  and 
down  with  the  whining  ferocity  of  half-starved 
hyaenas,  under  pretence  of  repairing  the  damages 
their  exhausted  country  hath  sustained.  Others  ask 
modestly  a  few  thousands  a  year,  and  no  more, 
from  those  whom  they  represent  to  us  as  naked 
and  famished  ;  and  prove  clearly  to  every  dispas- 
sionate man  who  hath  a  single  drop  of  free  blood 
in  his  veins,  that  at  least  this  pittance  is  due  to 
them  for  abandoning  their  liberal  and  lucrative 
professions,  and  for  endangering  their  valuable 
lives  on  the  tempestuous  seas,  in  order  that  the 
voice  of  Truth  may  sound  for  once  upon  the  shores 
of  England,  and  Humanity  cast  her  shadow  on 
the  council-chamber. 

I  gave  a  dinner  to  a  party  of  these  fellows  a 
few  weeks  ago.  I  know  not  how  many  kings  and 
princes  were  among  them,  nor  how  many  poets 
and  prophets  and  legislators  and  sages.  When 
they  were  half-drunk,  they  coaxed  and  threatened ; 
when  they  had  gone  somewhat  deeper,  they  joked ; 
and  croaked,  and  hiccupped,  and  wept  over  sweet 


Ireland ;  and  when  they  could  neither  stand  nor 
sit  any  longer,  they  fell  upon  their  knees  and  their 
noddles,  and  swore  that  limbs,  life,  liberty,  Ireland, 
and  God  himself,  were  all  at  the  queen's  service. 
It  was  only  their  holy  religion,  the  religion  of 
their  forefathers  .  .  .  here  sobs  interrupted  some, 
howls  others,  execrations  more,  and  the  liquor 
they  had  ingulfed  the  rest.  I  looked  down  on 
them  with  stupor  and  astonishment,  seeing  faces, 
forms,  dresses,  much  like  ours,  and  recollecting 
their  ignorance,  levity,  and  ferocity.  My  pages 
drew  them  gently  by  the  heels  down  the  steps ; 
my  grooms  set  them  upright  (inasmuch  as  might 
be)  on  their  horses ;  and  the  people  in  the  streets, 
shouting  and  pelting,  sent  forward  the  beasts  to 
their  straw. 

Various  plans  have  been  laid  before  us  for 
civilising  or  coercing  them.  Among  the  pacific, 
it  was  proposed  to  make  an  offer  to  five  hundred 
of  the  richer  Jews  in  the  Hanse-towns  and  in 
Poland,  who  should  be  raised  to  the  dignity  of  the 
Irish  peerage,  and  endowed  with  four  thousand 
acres  of  good  forfeited  land,  on  condition  of  each 
paying  two  thousand  pounds,  and  of  keeping  up 
ten  horsemen  and  twenty  foot,  Germans  or  Poles, 
in  readiness  for  service. 

The  Catholics  bear  nowhere  such  ill-will  toward 
Jews  as  toward  Protestants.  Brooks  make  even 
worse  neighbours  than  oceans  do. 

I  myself  saw  no  objection  to  the  measure  :  but 
our  gracious  queen  declared  she  had  an  insuperable 
one;  they  stank!  We  all  acknowledged  the 
strength  of  the  argument,  and  took  out  our  hand- 
kerchiefs. Lord  Burleigh  almost  fainted;  and 
Ealeigh  wondered  how  the  Emperor  Titus  could 
bring  up  his  men  against  Jerusalem. 

"  Ah ! "  said  he,  looking  reverentially  at  her 
majesty,  "the  star  of  Berenice  shone  above  him  ! 
and  what  evil  influence  could  that  star  not  quell ! 
what  malignancy  could  it  not  annihilate  ! " 

Hereupon  he  touched  the  earth  with  his  brow 
until  the  queen  said, 

"  Sir  Walter !  lift  me  up  those  laurels." 

At  which  manifestation  of  princely  good-will 
he  was  advancing  to  kiss  her  majesty's  hand,  but 
she  waved  it,  and  said  sharply, 

"  Stand  there,  dog ! " 

Now  what  tale  have  you  for  us  1 

Spenser.  Interrogate  me,  my  lord,  that  I  may 
answer  each  question  distinctly,  my  mind  being 
in  sad  confusion  at  what  I  have  seen  and  under- 
gone. 

Essex.  Give  me  thy  account  and  opinion  of  these 
very  affairs  as  thou  leftest  them ;  for  I  would 
rather  know  one  part  well,  than  all  imperfectly ; 
and  the  violences  of  which  I  have  heard  within 
the  day  surpass  belief. 

Why  weepest  thou,  my  gentle  Spenser?  Have 
the  rebels  sacked  thy  house  ? 

Spenser.  They  have  plundered  and  utterly  de- 
stroyed it. 

Essex.  I  grieve  for  thee,  and  will  see  thee 
righted. 

Spenser.  In  this  they  have  little  harmed  me. 


ESSEX  AND  SPENSEK. 


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Essex.  How !  I  have  heard  it  reported  that  thy 
grounds  are  fertile,  and  thy  mansion  *  large  and 
pleasant. 

Spenser.  If  river  and  lake  and  meadow-ground 
and  mountain  could  render  any  place  the  abode 
of  pleasantness,  pleasant  was  mine,  indeed ! 

On  the  lovely  banks  of  Mulla  I  found  deep  con- 
tentment. Under  the  dark  alders  did  I  muse  and 
meditate.  Innocent  hopes  were  my  gravest  cares, 
and  my  playfullest  fancy  was  with  kindly  wishes. 
Ah !  surely  of  all  cruelties  the  worst  is  to  extin- 
guish our  kindness.  Mine  is  gone :  I  love  the 
people  and  the  land  no  longer.  My  lord,  ask  me 
not  about  them  ;  I  may  speak  injuriously. 

Essex.  Think  rather  then  of  thy  happier  hours 
and  busier  occupations ;  these  likewise  may  in- 
struct me. 

Spenser.  The  first  seeds  I  sowed  in  the  garden, 
ere  the  old  castle  was  made  habitable  for  my  lovely 
bride,  were  acorns  from  Penshurst.  I  planted  a 
little  oak  before  my  mansion  at  the  birth  of  each 
child.  My  sons,  I  said  to  myself,  shall  often  play 
in  the  shade  of  them  when  I  am  gone,  and  every 
year  shall  they  take  the  measure  of  their  growth, 
as  fondly  as  I  take  theirs. 

Essex.  Well,  well;  but  let  not  this  thought 
make  thee  weep  so  bitterly. 

Spenser.  Poison  may  ooze  from  beautiful 
plants ;  deadly  grief  from  dearest  reminiscences. 

I  must  grieve,  I  must  weep  :  it  seems  the  law  of 
God,  and  the  only  one  that  men  are  not  disposed 
to  contravene.  In  the  performance  of  this  alone 
do  they  effectually  aid  one  another. 

Essex.  Spenser !  I  wish  I  had  at  hand  any 
arguments  or  persuasions,  of  force  sufficient  to 
remove  thy  sorrow :  but  really  I  am  not  in  the  habit 
of  seeing  men  grieve  at  anything,  except  the  loss 
of  favour  at  court,  or  of  a  hawk,  or  of  a  buck- 
hound.  And  were  I  to  swear  out  my  condolences 
to  a  man  of  thy  discernment,  in  the  same  round 
roll-call  phrases  we  employ  with  one  another  upon 
these  occasions,  I  should  be  guilty,  not  of  insin- 
cerity but  of  insolence.  True  grief  hath  ever 
something  sacred  in  it ;  and  when  it  visiteth  a 
wise  man  and  a  brave  one,  is  most  holy. 

Nay,  kiss  not  my  hand :  he  whom  God  smiteth 
hath  God  with  him.  In  his  presence  what  am  I  ? 

Spenser.  Never  so  great,  my  lord,  as  at  this 
hour,  when  you  see  aright  who  is  greater.  May 
He  guide  your  counsels,  and  preserve  your  life 
and  glory ! 

Essex.  Where  are  thy  friends?  Are  they  with 
thee? 

Spenser.  Ah,  where,  indeed  !  Generous,  true- 
hearted  Philip  !  where  art  thou !  whose  presence 
was  unto  me  peace  and  safety ;  whose  smile  was 
contentment,  and  whose  praise  renown.  My  lord ! 
I  can  not  but  think  of  him  among  still  heavier 
losses  :  he  was  my  earliest  friend,  and  would  have 
taught  me  wisdom. 

Essex.  Pastoral  poetry,  my  dear  Spenser,  doth 


*  It  was  purchased  by  a  victualler  and  banker,  the 
father  or  grandfather  of  Lord  Riversdale. 
VOL.  ir. 


not  require  tears  and  lamentations.  Dry  thine 
eyes ;  rebuild  thine  house  :  the  queen  and  council, 
I  venture  to  promise  thee,  will  make  ample 
amends  for  every  evil  thou  hast  sustained.  What ! 
does  that  enforce  thee  to  wail  yet  louder  ? 

Spenser.  Pardon  me,  bear  with  me,  most  noble 
heart !  I  have  lost  what  no  council,  no  queen, 
no  Essex,  can  restore. 

Essex.  We  will  see  that.  There  are  other 
swords,  and  other  arms  to  wield  them,  beside  a 
Leicester's  and  a  Kaleigh's.  Others  can  crush 
their  enemies  and  serve  their  friends. 

Spenser.  0  my  sweet  child  !  And  of  many  so 
powerful,  many  so  wise  and  so  beneficent,  was 
there  none  to  save  thee  ?  None  !  none  ! 

Essex.  I  now  perceive  that  thou  lamentest  what 
almost  every  father  is  destined  to  lament.  Hap- 
piness must  be  bought,  although  the  payment 
may  be  delayed.  Consider ;  the  same  calamity 
might  have  befallen  thee  here  in  London.  Neither 
the  houses  of  ambassadors,  nor  the  palaces  of 
kings,  nor  the  altars  of  God  himself,  are  asylums 
against  death.  How  do  I  know  but  under  this 
very  roof  there  may  sleep  some  latent  calamity, 
that  in  an  instant  shall  cover  with  gloom  every 
inmate  of  the  house,  and  every  far  dependant? 

Spenser.  God  avert  it ! 

Essex.  Every  day,  every  hour  of  the  year,  do 
hundreds  mourn  what  thou  mournest. 

Spenser.  Oh,  no,  no,  no !  Calamities  there  are 
around  us ;  calamities  there  are  all  over  the 
earth ;  calamities  there  are  in  all  seasons ;  but 
none  in  any  season,  none  in  any  place,  like 
mine. 

Essex.  So  say  all  fathers,  so  say  all  husbands. 
Look  at  any  old  mansion-house,  and  let  the  sun 
shine  as  gloriously  as  it  may  on  the  golden  vanes, 
or  the  arms  recently  quartered  over  the  gateway, 
or  the  embayed  window,  and  on  the  happy  pair 
that  haply  is  toying  at  it;  nevertheless,  thou 
mayest  say  that  of  a  certainty  the  same  fabric 
hath  seen  much  sorrow  within  its  chambers,  and 
heard  many  wailings  :  and  each  time  this  was  the 
heaviest  stroke  of  all.  Funerals  have  passed  along 
through  the  stout-hearted  knights  upon  the  wain- 
scot, and  amid  the  laughing  nymphs  upon  the 
arras.  Old  servants  have  shaken  their  heads,  as 
if  somebody  had  deceived  them,  when  they  found 
that  beauty  and  nobility  could  perish. 

Edmund  !  the  things  that  are  too  true  pass  by 
us  as  if  they  were  not  true  at  all ;  and  when  they 
have  singled  us  out,  then  only  do  they  strike  us. 
Thou  and  I  must  go  too.  Perhaps  the  next  year 
may  blow  us  away  with  its  fallen  leaves,  f 

Spenser.  For  you,  my  lord,  many  years  (I  trust) 
are  waiting :  I  never  shall  see  those  fallen  leaves. 
No  leaf,  no  bud,  will  spring  upon  the  earth  before 
I  sink  into  her  breast  for  ever. 

Essex.  Thou,  who  art  wiser  than  most  men, 
shouldst  bear  with  patience,  equanimity,  and  cour- 
age, what  is  common  to  all. 

Spenser.   Enough  !   enough !   enough  !      Have 


f  It  happened  so. 


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all  men  seen  their  infant  burned  to  ashes  before 
their  eyes? 

Essex.  Gracious  God  !  Merciful  Father  !  what 
is  this '.' 

Spenser.  Burned  alive !  burned  to  ashes  !  burned 
to  ashes !  The  flames  dart  their  serpent  tongues 
through  the  nursery-window.  I  can  not  quit  thee, 
my  Elizabeth !  I  can  not  lay  down  our  Edmund. 
Oh  these  flames !  they  persecute,  they  enthrall 
me,  they  curl  round  my  temples,  they  hiss  upon 
my  brain,  they  taunt  me  with  their  fierce  foul 
voices,  they  carp  at  me,  they  wither  me,  they  con- 
sume me,  throwing  back  to  me  a  little  of  life,  to 
roll  and  suffer  in,  with  their  fangs  upon  me.  Ask 
me,  my  lord,  the  things  you  wish  to  know  from 
me ;  I  may  answer  them ;  I  am  now  composed 
again.  Command  me,  my  gracious  lord  !  I  would 
yet  serve  you  ;  soon  I  shall  be  unable.  You  have 
stooped  to  raise  me  up ;  you  have  borne  with  me ; 
you  have  pitied  me,  even  like  one  not  powerful ; 
you  have  brought  comfort,  and  will  leave  it  with 
me  ;  for  gratitude  is  comfort. 

Oh !  my  memory  stands  all  a  tip-toe  on  one 
burning  point :  when  it  drops  from  it,  then  it 
perishes.  Spare  me :  ask  me  nothing ;  let  me 


weep  before  you  in  peace;  the  kindest  act  of 
greatness. 

Essex.  I  should  rather  have  dared  to  mount 
into  the  midst  of  the  conflagration  than  I  now 
dare  intreat  thee  not  to  weep.  The  tears  that 
overflow  thy  heart,  my  Spenser,  will  staunch  and 
heal  it  in  their  sacred  stream,  but  not  without 
hope  in  God. 

Spenser.  My  hope  in  God  is  that  I  may  soon 
see*  again  what  he  has  taken  from  me.  Amid 
the  myriads  of  angels  there  is  not  one  so  beautiful : 
and  even  he  (if  there  be  any)  who  is  appointed 
my  guardian,  could  never  love  me  so.  Ah  !  these 
are  idle  thoughts,  vain  wanderings,  distempered 
dreams.  If  there  ever  were  guardian  angels,  he 
who  so  wanted  one,  my  helpless  boy,  would  not 
have  left  these  arms  upon  my  knees. 

Essex.  God  help  and  sustain  thee,  too  gentle 
Spenser !  I  never  will  desert  thee.  But  what 
am  I  ?  Great  they  have,  called  me !  Alas,  how 
powerless  then  and  infantile  is  greatness  in  the 
presence  of  calamity ! 

Come,  give  me  thy  hand  :  let  us  walk  up  and 
down  the  gallery.  Bravely  done !  I  will  envy 
no  more  a  Sidney  or  a  Raleigh. 


MARSHAL   BUGEAUD  AND  ARAB  CHIEFTAIN. 


Bugeaud.  Such  is  the  chastisement  the  God  of 
battles  in  his  justice  and  indignation  has  inflicted 
on  you.  Of  seven  hundred  refractory  and  rebel- 
lious, who  took  refuge  in  the  caverns,  thirty,  and 
thirty  only,  are  alive  :  and  of  these  thirty  there 
are  four  only  who  are  capable  of  labour,  or  indeed 
of  motion.  Thy  advanced  age  ought  to  have  ren- 
dered thee  wiser,  even  if  my  proclamation,  dictated 
from  above  in  the  pure  spirit  of  humanity  and 
fraternity,  had  not  been  issued.  Is  thy  tongue 
scorched,  that  thou  listenest  and  starest  and 
scowlest,  without  answering  me?  What  mercy 
after  this  obstinacy  can  thy  tribe  expect  ? 

Arab.  None;  even  if  it  lived.  Nothing  is  now 
wanting  to  complete  the  glory  of  France.  Mothers 
and  children,  in  her  own  land,  hath  she  butchered 
on  the  scaffold  :  mothers  and  children  in  her  own 
land  hath  she  bound  together  and  cast  into  the 
deep :  mothers  and  children  in  her  own  land  hath 
she  stabbed  in  the  streets,  in  the  prisons,  in  the 
temples.  Ferocity  such  as  no  tales  record,  no  lover 
of  the  marvellous  and  of  the  horrible  could  listen 
to  or  endure  !  In  every  country  she  has  repeated 
the  same  atrocities,  unexampled  by  the  most  san- 
guinary of  the  Infidels.  To  consume  the  helpless 
with  fire,  for  the  crime  of  flying  from  pollution 
and  persecution,  was  wanting  to  her  glory :  She 
has  won  it.  We  are  not  indeed  her  children ;  we 
are  not  even  her  allies;  this,  and  this  alone, 
may,  to  her  modesty,  leave  it  incomplete. 

Bugeaud.  Traitor !  I  never  ordered  the  con- 
flagration. 

Arab.  Certainly  thou  didst  not  forbid  it :  and, 
when  I  consider  the  falsehood  of  thy  people,  I  dis- 


believe thy  assertion,  even  though  thou  hast  not 
sworn  it. 

Bugeaud.  Miscreant!  disbelieve,  doubt  a  mo- 
ment, the  word  of  a  Frenchman ! 

Arab.  Was  it  not  the  word  of  a  Frenchman 
that  no  conquest  should  be  made  of  this  country  ? 
Was  it  not  the  word  of  a  Frenchman  that  when 
chastisement  had  been  inflicted  on  the  Dey  of 
Algiers,  even  the  Algerines  should  be  unmolested? 
Was  it  not  the  word  .of  two  kings,  repeated  by 
their  ministers  to  every  nation  round  ?  But  we 
never  were  Algerines,  and  never  fought  for  them. 
Was  it  not  the  word  of  a  Frenchman  which  pro- 
mised liberty  and  independence  to  every  nation 
upon  earth.  Of  all  who  believed  in  it,  is  there 
one  with  which  it  has  not  been  broken  1  Perfidy 
and  insolence  brought  down  on  your  nation  the 
vengeance  of  all  others.  Simultaneously  a  just 
indignation  burst  forth  from  every  quarter  of  the 
earth  against  it,  for  there  existed  no  people  within 
its  reach  or  influence  who  had  not  suffered  by  its 
deceptions. 

Bugeaud.  At  least  you  Arabs  have  not  been 
deceived  by  us.  I  promised  you  the  vengeance  of 
heaven ;  and  it  has  befallen  you. 

Arab.  The  storm  hath  swept  our  country, 
and  still  sweeps  it.  But  wait.  The  course  of 
pestilence  is  from  south  to  north.  The  chastise- 
ment that  overtook  you  thirty  years  ago,  turns 
back  again  to  consummate  its  imperfect  and  need- 
ful work.  Impossible  that  the  rulers  of  Europe, 
whoever  or  whatever  they  are,  should  be  so  torpid 
to  honour,  so  deaf  to  humanity,  as  to  suffer  in  the 
midst  of  them  a  people  so  full  of  lies  and  treachery, 


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so  sportive  in  cruelty,  so  insensible  to  shame.  If 
they  are,  God's  armoury  contains  heavier  and 
sharper  and  surer  instruments.  A  brave  and  just 
man,  inflexible,  unconquerable,  Abdul  Kader,  will 
never  abandon  our  cause.  Every  child  of  Islam, 
near  and  far,  roused  by  the  conflagration  in  the 
cavern,  will  rush  forward  to  exterminate  the  heart- 
less murderers. 

Bugeaud.  A  Frenchman  hears  no  threat  with- 
out resenting  it :  his  honour  forbids  him. 

Arab.  That  honour  which  never  has  forbidden 
him  to  break  an  engagement  or  an  oath :  that 
honour  which  binds  him  to  remain  and  to  devas- 
tate the  country  he  swore  before  all  nations  he 
would  leave  in  peace  :  that  honour  which  impels 
him  to  burn  our  harvests,  to  seize  our  cattle,  to 
murder  our  youths,  to  violate  our  women.  Europe 
has  long  experienced  this  honour :  we  Arabs 
have  learned  it  perfectly  in  much  less  time. 

Bugeaud.  Guards !  seize  this  mad  chatterer. 

Go,  thief !  assassin!  traitor!  blind  grey-beard ! 


Arab.  Cease  there.  Thou  canst  never  make  me 
beg,  for  bread,  for  water,  or  for  life.  My  grey 
beard  is  from  God  :  my  blindness  and  lameness 
are  from  thee. 

Bugeaud.  Begone,  reptile  !  Expect  full  justice  ; 
no  mercy.  The  president  of  my  military  tribunal 
will  read  to  thee  what  is  written. 

Arab.  Go  ;  enter ;  and  sing  and  whistle  in  the 
cavern,  where  the  bones  of  brave  men  are  never  to 
bleach,  are  never  to  decay.  Go,  where  the  mother 
and  infant  are  inseparable  for  ever ;  one  mass  of 
charcoal ;  the  breasts  that  gave  life,  the  lips  that 
received  it ;  all,  all ;  save  only  where  two  arms, 
in  colour  and  hardness  like  corroded  iron,  cling 
round  a  brittle  stem,  shrunken,  warped,  and 


where  two  heads  are  calcined.  Go  ;  strike  now  ; 
strike  bravely  :'  let  thy  sword  in  its  playfulness 
ring  against  them.  What  are  they  but  white  stones, 
under  an  arch  of  black  ;  the  work  of  thy  creation ! 

Bugeaud.  Singed  porcupine !  thy  quills  are 
blunted,  and  stick  only  into  thyself. 

Arab.  Is  it  not  in  the  memory  of  our  elders,  and 
will  it  not  remain  in  the  memory  of  all  genera- 
tions, that,  when  four  thousand  of  those  who  spoke 
our  language  and  obeyed  our  Prophet,  were  pro- 
mised peace  and  freedom  on  laying  down  their 
arms,  in  the  land  of  Syria,  all,  to  a  man,  were  slain 
under  the  eyes  of  your  leader  ?  Is  it  not  notori- 
ous that  this  perfidious  and  sanguinary  wretch  is 
the  very  man  whom,  above  all  others,  the  best  of 
you  glory  in  imitating,  and  whom  you  rejected 
only  when  fortune  had  forsaken  him  ]  It  is  then 
only  that  atrocious  crimes  are  visible  or  looked 
for  in  your  country.  Even  this  last  massacre,  no 
doubt,  will  find  defenders  and  admirers  there ; 
but  neither  in  Africa  nor  in  Asia,  nor  in  Europe, 
one.  Many  of  you  will  palliate  it,  many  of  you 
will  deny  it :  for  it  is  the  custom  of  your  country 
to  cover  blood  with  lies,  and  lies  with  blood. 

Bugeaud.  And,  here  and  there,  a  sprinkling  of 
ashes  over  both,  it  seems. 

Arab.  Ending  in  merriment,  as  befits  ye.  But 
is  it  ended  1 

Bugeaud.  Yes,  yes,  at  least  for  thee,  vile  prowler, 
traitor,  fugitive,  incendiary!  And  thou  too, 
singed  porcupine,  canst  laugh  ! 

Arab.  At  thy  threats  and  stamps  and  screams. 
Verily  our  Prophet  did  well  and  with  farsighted- 
ness, in  forbidding  the  human  form  and  features 
to  be  graven  or  depicted,  if  such  be  human. 
Henceforward  will  monkeys  and  hyaenas  abhor 
the  resemblance  and  disclaim  the  relationship.* 


P.  SCIPIO  ^EMILIANUS,  POLYBIUS,  PAN^ETIUS. 


Scipio.  Polybius,  if  you  have  found  me  slow 
in  rising  to  you,  if  I  lifted  not  up  my  eyes  to 
salute  you  on  your  entrance,  do  not  hold  me  un- 
grateful .  .  proud  there  is  no  danger  that  you 
will  ever  call  me  :  this  day  of  all  days  would  least 
make  me  so :  it  shows  me  the  power  of  the  im- 
mortal gods,  the  mutability  of  fortune,  the  insta- 
bility of  empire,  the  feebleness,  the  nothingness, 
of  man.  The  earth  stands  motionless ;  the  grass 
upon  it  bends  and  returns,  the  same  to-day  as 
yesterday,  the  same  in  this  age  as  in  a  hundred 
past ;  the  sky  darkens  and  is  serene  again ;  the 
clouds  melt  away,  but  they  are  clouds  another 
time,  and  float  like  triumphal  pageants  along  the 
heavens.  Carthage  is  fallen !  to  rise  no  more ! 
the  funereal  horns  have  this  hour  announced  to 
us,  that,  after  eighteen  days  and  eighteen  nights 
of  conflagration,  her  last  embers  are  extinguished. 

Polybius.  Perhaps,  0  Jimilianus,  I  ought  not 
to  have  come  in. 

Scipio.  Welcome,  my  friend. 

Polybius.  While  you  were  speaking  I  would  by 
no  means  interrupt  you  so  idly,  as  to  ask  you  to 


whom  you  have  been  proud,  or  to  whom  could 
you  be  ungrateful. 

Scipio.  To  him,  if  to  any,  whose  hand  is  in 
mine ;  to  him  on  whose  shoulder  I  rest  my  head, 
weary  with  presages  and  vigils.  Collect  my 
thoughts  for  me,  O  my  friend !  the  fall  of  Car- 
thage hath  shaken  and  scattered  them.  There 
are  moments  when,  if  we  are  quite  contented  with 
ourselves,  we  never  can  remount  to  what  we  were 
before. 

Polybius.  Pansetius  is  absent. 

Scipio.  Feeling  the  necessity,  at  the  moment, 
of  utter  loneliness,  I  despatched  him  toward  the 
city.  There  may  be  (yes,  even  there)  some 
sufferings  which  the  Senate  would  not  censure  us 
for  assuaging.  But  behold  he  returns !  We  were 
speaking  of  you,  Panaetius  ! 

Pancetius.  And  about  what  beside  ?  Come, 
honestly  tell  me,  Polybius,  on  what  are  you  re- 


*  Sismondi  relates  a  similar  massacre  by  the  French  in 
;he  caverns  of  Masaro,  near  Vicenza,  in  w  hich  six  thousand 
perished.  Vol.  14,  p.  47. 

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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


fleeting  and  meditating  with  such  sedately  intense 
enthusiasm  >. 

Polybius.  After  the  burning  of  some  village, 
or  the  overleaping  of  some  garden-wall,  to  exter- 
minate a  few  pirates  or  highwaymen,  I  have  seen 
the  commander's  tent  thronged  with  officers ;  I 
have  heard  as  many  trumpets  around  him  as 
would  have  shaken  down  the  places  of  themselves  ; 
I  have  seen  the  horses  start  from  the  pretorium, 
as  if  they  would  fly  from  under  their  trappings, 
and  spurred  as  if  they  were  to  reach  the  east  and 
west  before  sunset,  that  nations  might  hear  of 
the  exploit,  and  sleep  soundly.  And  now  do  I 
behold  in  solitude,  almost  in  gloom,  and  in  such 
silence  that,  unless  my  voice  prevents  it,  the 
grasshopper  is  audible,  him  who  has  levelled  to 
the  earth  the  strongest  and  most  populous  of 
cities,  the  wealthiest  and  most  formidable  of 
empires.  I  had  seen  Rome ;  I  had  seen  (what 
those  who  never  saw  never  mil  see)  Carthage  ;  I 
thought  I  had  seen  Scipio  :  it  was  but  the  image 
of  him  :  here  I  find  him. 

Scipio.  There  are  many  hearts  that  ache  this 
day :  there  are  many  that  never  will  ache  more  : 
hath  one  man  done  it  1  one  man's  breath  ]  What 
air,  upon  the  earth,  or  upon  the  waters,  or  in  the 
void  of  heaven,  is  lost  so  quickly !  it  flies  away 
at  the  point  of  an  arrow,  and  returns  no  more  ! 
the  sea-foam  stifles  it !  the  tooth  of  a  reptile  stops 
it !  a  noxious  leaf  suppresses  it  What  are  we  in 
our  greatness  ?  whence  rises  it  ]  whither  tends  it  ] 

Merciful  gods !  may  not  Rome  be  what  Car- 
thage is  ?  may  not  those  who  love  her  devotedly, 
those  who  will  look  on  her  with  fondness  and  af- 
fection after  life,  see  her  in  such  condition  as  to 
wish  she  were  so  ? 

Pplybius.  One  of  the  heaviest  groans  over  fallen 
Carthage,  burst  from  the  breast  of  Scipio :  who 
would  believe  this  tale  1 

Scipio.  Men  like  my  Polybius :  others  must 
never  hear  it. 

Polybius.  You  have  not  ridden  forth,  JSmili- 
anus,  to  survey  the  ruins. 

Scipio.  No,  Polybius :  since  I  removed  my 
tent  to  avoid  the  heat  from  the  conflagration,  I 
never  have  ridden  nor  walked  nor  looked  toward 
them.  At  this  elevation,  and  three  miles  off,  the 
temperatiire  of  the  season  is  altered.  I  do  not 
believe,  as  those  about  me  would  have  persuaded 
me,  that  the  gods  were  visible  in  the  clouds  ;  that 
thrones  of  ebony  and  gold  were  scattered  in  all 
directions ;  that  broken  chariots,  and  flaming 
steeds,  and  brazen  bridges,  had  cast  their  frag- 
ments upon  the  earth ;  that  eagles  and  lions,  dol- 
phins and  tridents,  and  other  emblems  of  power 
and  empire,  were  visible  at  one  moment,  and  at 
the  next  had  vanished ;  that  purple  and  scarlet 
overspread  the  mansions  of  the  gods  ;  that  their 
voices  were  heard  at  first  confusedly  and  discord- 
antly ;  and  that  the  apparition  closed  with  their 
high  festivals.  I  could  not  keep  my  eyes  on  the 
heavens  :  a  crash  of  arch  or  of  theatre  or  of  tower, 
a  column  of  flame  rising  higher  than  they  were, 
or  a  universal  cry,  as  if  none  until  then  had 


perished,  drew  them  thitherward.  Such  were  the 
dismal  sights  and  sounds,  a  fresh  city  seemed  to 
have  been  taken  every  hour,  for  seventeen  days. 
This  is  the  eighteenth  since  the  smoke  arose  from 
the  level  roofs  and  from  the  lofty  temples,  and 
thousands  died,  and  tens  of  thousands  ran  in 
search  of  death. 

Calamity  moves  me ;  heroism  moves  me  more. 
That  a  nation  whose  avarice  we  have  so  often  re- 
prehended, should  have  cast  into  the  furnace  gold 
and  silver,  from  the  insufficiency  of  brass  and  iron 
for  arms ;  that  palaces  the  most  magnificent 
should  have  been  demolished  by  the  proprietor 
for  their  beams  and  rafters,  in  order  to  build  a 
fleet  against  us ;  that  the  ropes  whereby  the  slaves 
hauled  them  down  to  the  new  harbour,  should  in 
part  be  composed  of  hair,  for  one  lock  of  which 
kings  would  have  laid  down  their  diadems ;  that 
Asdrubal  should  have  found  equals,  his  wife  none 
.  .  my  mind,  my  very  limbs,  are  unsteady  with 
admiration. 

0  Liberty!  what  art  thou  to  the  valiant  and 
brave,  when  thou  art  thus  to  the  weak  and  timid ! 
dearer  than  life,  stronger  than  death,  higher  than 
purest  love.  Never  will  I  call  upon  thee  where 
thy  name  can  be  profaned,  and  never  shall  my 
soul  acknowledge  a  more  exalted  power  than 
thee. 

Pancetius.  The  Carthaginians  and  Moors  have, 
beyond  other  nations,  a  delicate  feeling  on  female 
chastity.  Rather  than  that  their  women  should 
become  slaves  and  concubines,  they  slay  them  :  is 
it  certain  that  Asdrubal  did  not  observe  or  cause 
to  be  observed,  the  custom  of  his  country  ? 

Polybitis.  Certain  :  on  the  surrender  of  his 
army  his  wife  threw  herself  and  her  two  infants 
into  the  flames.  Not  only  memorable  acts,  of 
what  the  dastardly  will  call  desperation,  were 
performed,  but  some  also  of  deliberate  and  signal 
justice.  Avaricious  as  we  called  the  people,  and 
unjustly,  as  you  have  proved,  .ffimilianus,  I  will 
relate  what  I  myself  was  witness  to. 

In  a  part  of  the  city  where  the  fire  had  sub- 
sided, we  were  excited  by  loud  cries,  rather  of 
indignation,  we  thought,  than  of  such  as  fear  or 
lament  or  threaten  or  exhort ;  and  we  pressed 
forward  to  disperse  the  multitude.  Our  horses 
often  plunged  in  the  soft  dust,  and  in  the  holes 
whence  the  pavement  had  been  removed  for  mis- 
siles, and  often  reared  up  and  snorted  violently 
at  smells  which  we  could  not  perceive,  but  which 
we  discovered  to  rise  from  bodies,  mutilated 
and  half-burnt,  of  soldiers  and  horses,  laid  bare, 
some  partly,  some  wholly,  by  the  march  of  the 
troop.  Although  the  distance  from  the  place 
whence  we  parted  to  that  where  we  heard  the 
cries,  was  very  short,  yet  from  the  incumbrances 
in  that  street,  and  from  the  dust  and  smoke 
issuing  out  of  others,  we  were  some  time  before 
we  reached  it.  On  our  near  approach,  two  old 
men  threw  themselves  on  the  ground  before  us, 
and  the  elder  spake  thus.  "  Our  age,  0  Romans, 
neither  will  nor  ought  to  be  our  protection  :  we 
are,  or  rather  we  have  been,  judges  of  this  land; 


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and  to  the  uttermost  of  our  power  we  have  invited 
our  countrymen  to  resist  you.  The  laws  are  now 
yours." 

The  expectation  of  the  people  was  intense  and 
silent :  we  had  heard  some  groans  ;  and  now  the 
last  words  of  the  old  man  were  taken  up  by  others, 
by  men  in  agony. 

"  Yes,  0  Komans  ! "  said  the  elder  who  accom- 
panied him  that  had  addressed  us,  "  the  laws  are 
yours ;  and  none  punish  more  severely  than  you 
do  treason  and  parricide.  Let  your  horses  turn 
this  corner,  and  you  will  see  before  you  traitors 
and  parricides." 

We  entered  a  small  square :  it  had  been  a 
market-place :  the  roofs  of  the  stalls  were  de- 
molished, and  the  stones  of  several  columns, 
(thrown  down  to  extract  the  cramps  of  iron  and 
the  lead  that  fastened  them)  served  for  the  spec- 
tators, male  and  female  to  mount  on.  Five  men 
were  nailed  on  crosses ;  two  others  were  nailed 
against  a  wall,  from  scarcity  (as  we  were  told)  of 
wood. 

"  Can  seven  men  have  murdered  their  parents 
in  the  same  year?"  cried  I. 

"  No,  nor  has  any  of  the  seven,"  replied  the 
first  who  had  spoken.  "  But  when  heavy  impo- 
sitions were  laid  upon  those  who  were  backward 
in  voluntary  contributions,  these  men,  among  the 
richest  in  our  city,  protested  by  the  gods  that 
they  had  no  gold  or  silver  left.  They  protested 
truly." 

"  And  they  die  for  this  !  inhuman,  insatiable, 
inexorable  wretch!" 

"  Their  books,"  added  he,  unmoved  at  my  re- 
proaches, "  were  seized  by  public  authority  and 
examined.  It  was  discovered  that,  instead  of 
employing  their  riches  in  external  or  internal 
commerce,  or  in  manufactories,  or  in  agriculture, 
instead  of  reserving  it  for  the  embellishment  of 
the  city,  or  the  utility  of  the  citizens,  instead  of 
lending  it  on  interest  to  the  industrious  and  the 
needy,  they  had  lent  it  to  foreign  kings  and 
tyrants,  some  of  whom  were  waging  unjust  wars  by 
these  very  means,  and  others  were  enslaving  their 
own  country.  For  so  heinous  a  crime  the  laws 
had  appointed  no  specific  punishment.  On  such 
occasions  the  people  and  elders  vote  in  what 
manner  the  delinquent  shall  be  prosecuted,  lest 
any  offender  should  escape  with  impunity,  from 
their  humanity  or  improvidence.  Some  voted 
that  these  wretches  should  be  cast  amid  the  pan- 
thers ;  the  majority  decreed  them  (I  think  wisely) 
a  more  lingering  and  more  ignominious  death." 

The  men  upon  the  crosses  held  down  their 
heads,  whether  from  shame  or  pain  or  feebleness. 
The  sunbeams  were  striking  them  fiercely ;  sweat 
ran  from  them,  liquefying  the  blood  that  had 
blackened  and  hardened  on  their  hands  and  feet. 
A  soldier  stood  by  the  side  of  each,  lowering  the 
point  of  his  spear  to  the  ground ;  but  no  one  of 
them  gave  it  up  to  us.  A  centurion  asked  the 
nearest  of  them  how  he  dared  to  stand  armed 
before  him. 

"  Because  the  city  is  in  ruins,  and  the  laws  still 


live,"  said  he.  "  At  the  first  order  of  the  con- 
queror or  the  elders,  I  surrender  my  spear." 

"  What  is  your  pleasure,  0  commander?"  said 
the  elder. 

"  That  an  act  of  justice  be  the  last  public  act 
performed  by  the  citizens  of  Carthage,  and  that 
the  sufferings  of  these  wretches  be  not  abridged." 

Such  was  my  reply.  The  soldiers  piled  their 
spears,  for  the  points  of  which  the  hearts  of  the 
crucified  men  thirsted  ;  and  the  people  hailed  us 
as  they  would  have  hailed  deliverers. 

Scipio.  It  is  wonderful  that  a  city,  in  which 
private  men  are  so  wealthy  as  to  furnish  the 
armories  of  tyrants,  should  have  existed  so  long, 
and  flourishing  in  power  and  freedom. 

Pancetiw.  It  survived  but  shortly  this  flagrant 
crime  in  its  richer  citizens.  An  admirable  form 
of  government,  spacious  and  safe  harbours,  a  fer- 
tile soil,  a  healthy  climate,  industry  and  science 
in  agriculture,  in  which  no  nation  is  equal  to  the 
Moorish,  were  the  causes  of  its  prosperity  :  there 
are  many  of  its  decline. 

Scipio.  Enumerate  them,  Panaetius,  with  your 
wonted  clearness. 

Pancetius.  We  are  fond,  0  my  friends  !  of  liken- 
ing power  and  greatness  to  the  luminaries  of 
heaven ;  and  we  think  ourselves  quite  moderate 
when  we  compare  the  agitations  of  elevated  souls 
to  whatever  is  highest  and  strongest  on  the  earth, 
liable  alike  to  shocks  and  sufferings,  and  able 
alike  to  survive  and  overcome  them.  And  truly 
thus  to  reason,  as  if  all  things  around  and  above 
us  sympathized,  is  good  both  for  heart  and  in- 
tellect. I  have  little  or  nothing  of  the  poetical  in 
my  character;  and  yet  from  reading  over  and 
considering  these  similitudes,  I  am  fain  to  look 
upon  nations  with  somewhat  of  the  same  feeling  ; 
and,  dropping  from  the  mountains  and  disen- 
tangling myself  from  the  woods  and  forests,  to 
fancy  I  see  in  states  what  I  have  seen  in  corn- 
fields. The  green  blades  rise  up  vigorously  in  an 
inclement  season,  and  the  wind  itself  makes  them 
shine  against  the  sun.  There  is  room  enough  for 
all  of  them ;  none  wounds  another  by  collision  or 
weakens  by  overtopping  it ;  but,  rising  and  bend- 
ing simultaneously,  they  seem  equally  and  mu- 
tually supported.  No  sooner  do  the  ears  of  corn 
upon  them  lie  close  together  in  their  full  maturity, 
than  a  slight  inundation  is  enough  to  cast  them 
down,  or  a  faint  blast  of  wind  to  shed  and  scatter 
them.  In  Carthage  we  have  seen  the  powerful 
families,  however  discordant  among  themselves, 
unite  against  the  popular ;  and  it  was  only  when 
their  lives  were  at  stake  that  the  people  co-ope- 
rated with  the  senate. 

A  mercantile  democracy  may  govern  long  and 
widely ;  a  mercantile  aristocracy  can  not  stand. 
What  people  will  endure  the  supremacy  of  those, 
uneducated  and  presumptuous,  from  whom  they 
buy  their  mats  and  faggots,  and  who  receive  their 
money  for  the  most  ordinary  and  vile  utensils  ? 
If  no  conqueror  enslaves  them  from  abroad,  they 
would,  under  such  disgrace,  welcome  as  their 
deliverer,  and  acknowledge  as  their  master,  the 


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citizen  most  distinguished  for  his  military  achieve- 
ments. The  rich  men  who  were  crucified  in  the 
weltering  wilderness  beneath  us,  would  not  have 
employed  such  criminal  means  of  growing  richer, 
had  they  never  been  persuaded  to  the  contrary, 
and  that  enormous  wealth  would  enable  them  to 
commit  another  and  a  more  flagitious  act  of  treason 
against  their  country,  in  raising  them  above  the 
people,  and  enabling  them  to  become  its  taxers 
and  oppressors. 

0  JSmilianus !  what  a  costly  beacon  here  hath 
Rome  before  her  in  this  awful  conflagration  :  the 
greatest  (I  hope)  ever  to  be,  until  that  wherein 
the  world  must  perish. 

Polybius.  How  many  Sibylline  books  are  legible 
in  yonder  embers. 

The  causes,  0  Pansetius,  which  you  have  stated, 
of  Carthage's  former  most  flourishing  condition, 
are  also  those  why  a  hostile  senate  hath  seen  the 
necessity  of  her  destruction,  necessary  not  only  to 
the  dominion,  but  to  the  security  of  Rome.  Italy 
has  the  fewest  and  the  worst  harbours  of  any 
country  known  to  us :  a  third  of  her  soil  is  sterile, 
a  third  of  the  remainder  is  pestiferous  :  and  her 
inhabitants  are  more  addicted  to  war  and  rapine 
than  to  industry  aud  commerce.  To  make  room 
for  her  few  merchants  on  the  Adriatic  and  Ionian 
seas,  she  burns  Corinth :  to  leave  no  rival  in 
traffic  or  in  power,  she  burns  Carthage. 

Pancetius.  If  the  Carthaginians  had  extended 
their  laws  and  language  over  the  surrounding 
states  of  Africa,  which  they  might  have  done  by 
moderation  and  equity,  this  ruin  could  not  have 
been  effected.  Rome  has  been  victorious  by  hav- 
ing been  the  first  to  adopt  a  liberal  policy,  which 
even  in  war  itself  is  a  wise  one.  The  parricides 
who  lent  their  money  to  the  petty  tyrants  of  other 
countries,  would  have  found  it  greatly  more  ad- 
vantageous to  employ  it  in  cultivation  nearer 
home,  and  in  feeding  those  as  husbandmen  whom 
else  they  must  fear  as  enemies.  So  little  is  the 
Carthaginian  language  known,  that  I  doubt  whe- 
ther we  shall  in  our  lifetime  see  anyone  translate 
their  annals  into  Latin  or  Greek :  and  within 
these  few  days  what  treasures  of  antiquity  have 
been  irreparably  lost !  The  Romans  will  repose 
at  citrean*  tables  for  ages,  and  never  know  at 
last  perhaps  whence  the  Carthaginians  brought 
their  wood. 

Scipio.  It  is  an  awful  thing  to  close  as  we  have 
done  the  history  of  a  people.  If  the  intelligence 
brought  this  morning  to  Polybius  be  true,t  in  one 
year  the  two  most  flourishing  and  most  beautiful 
cities  in  the  world  have  perished,  in  comparison 


*  The  trabs  citrea  is  not  citron  wood  as  we  understand 
the  fruit  tree.  It  was  often  of  great  dimensions :  it  appears 
from  the  description  of  its  colour  to  have  been  mahogany. 
The  trade  to  the  Atlantic  continent  and  islands  must 
have  been  possessed  by  a  company,  bound  to  secrecy  by 
oath  and  interest.  The  prodigious  price  of  this  wood  at 
Rome  proves  that  it  had  ceased  to  be  imported,  or  perhaps 
found,  in  the  time  of  Cicero. 

f  Corinth  in  fact  was  not  burnt  until  some  months  after 
Carthage ;  but  as  one  success  is  always  followed  by  the 
rumour  of  another,  the  relation  is  not  improbable. 


with  which  our  Rome  presents  but  the  pent-houses 
of  artisans  or  the  sheds  of  shepherds.  With  what- 
ever celerity  the  messenger  fled  from  Corinth  and 
arrived  here,  the  particulars  must  have  been  known 
at  Rome  as  early,  and  I  shall  receive  them  ere 
many  days  are  past. 

Pancetius.  I  hardly  know  whether  we  are  not 
less  affected  at  the  occurrence  of  two  or  three 
momentous  and  terrible  events,  than  at  one ;  and 
whether  the  gods  do  not  usually  place  them  to- 
gether in  the  order  of  things,  that  we  may  be 
awe-stricken  by  the  former,  and  reconciled  to  their 
decrees  by  the  latter,  from  an  impression  of  their 
power.  I  know  not  what  Babylon  may  have 
been ;  but  I  presume  that,  as  in  the  case  of  all 
other  great  Asiatic  capitals,  the  habitations  of  the 
people  (who  are  slaves)  were  wretched,  and  that 
the  magnificence  of  the  place  consisted  in  the 
property  of  the  king  and  priesthood,  and  in  the 
walls  erected  for  the  defence  of  it.  Many  streets 
probably  were  hardly  worth  a  little  bronze  cow 
of  Myron,  such  as  a  stripling  could  steal  and  carry 
off.  The  case  of  Corinth  and  of  Carthage  was  very 
different.  Wealth  overspread  the  greater  part  of 
them,  competence  and  content  the  whole.  Wher- 
ever there  are  despotical  governments,  poverty 
and  industry  dwell  together;  Shame  dogs  them 
in  the  public  walks ;  Humiliation  is  among  their 
household  gods. 

Scipio.  I  do  not  remember  the  overthrow  of 
any  two  other  great  cities  within  so  short  an 
interval. 

Pancetiw.  I  was  not  thinking  so  much  of  cities 
or  their  inhabitants,  when  I  began  to  speak  of 
what  a  breath  of  the  Gods  removes  at  once  from 
earth.  I  was  recollecting,  0  jEmilianus,  that  in 
one  Olympiad  the  three  greatest  men  that  ever 
appeared  together  were  swept  off.  What  is 
Babylon,  or  Corinth,  or  Carthage,  in  comparison 
with  these  !  what  would  their  destruction  be,  if 
every  hair  on  the  head  of  every  inhabitant  had 
become  a  man,  such  as  most  men  are !  First  in 
order  of  removal  was,  he  whose  steps  you  have 
followed  and  whose  labours  you  have  completed, 
Africanus :  then  Philopoemen,  whose  task  was 
more  difficult,  more  complex,  more  perfect :  and 
lastly  Hannibal.  What  he  was  you  know  better 
than  any. 

Scipio.  Had  he  been  supported  by  his  country, 
had  only  his  losses  been  filled  up,  and  skilful 
engineers  sent  out  to  him  with  machinery  and 
implements  for  sieges,  we  should  not  be  discours- 
ing here  on  what  he  was :  the  Roman  name  had 
been  extinguished. 

Polybius.  Since  JSmilianus  is  as  unwilling  to 
blame  an  enemy  as  a  friend,  I  take  it  on  myself 
to  censure  Hannibal  for  two  things,  subject  how- 
ever to  the  decision  of  him  who  has  conquered 
Carthage. 

Scipio.  The  first  I  anticipate :  now  what  is  the 
second  ? 

Pancetiw.  I  would  hear  both  stated  and  dis- 
coursed on,  although  the  knowledge  will  be  of 
little  use  to  me. 


P.  SCIPIO  ^MILIANUS,  POLYBIUS,  PAN.ETIUS. 


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Polybius.  I  condemn,  as  everyone  does,  his 
inaction  after  the  battle  of  Cannae ;  and,  in  his 
last  engagement  with  Africanus,  I  condemn  no 
less  his  bringing  into  the  front  of  the  centre,  as 
became  some  showy  tetrarch  rather  than  Hannibal, 
his  eighty  elephants,  by  the  refractoriness  of  which 
he  lost  the  battle. 

Scipio.  What  would  you  have  done  with  them, 
Polybius  ] 

Polybius.  Scipio,  I  think  it  unwise  and  un- 
military  to  employ  any  force  on  which  we  can  by 
no  means  calculate. 

Scipio.  Gravely  said,  and  worthy  of  Polybius. 
In  the  first  book  of  your  history,  which  leaves  me 
no  other  wish  or  desire  than  that  you  should  con- 
tinue as  you  begin  it,  we  have,  in  three  different 
engagements,  three  different  effects  produced  by 
the  employment  of  elephants.  The  first,  when 
our  soldiers  in  Sicily,  under  Lucius  Postumius 
and  Quinctus  Mamilius,  drove  the  Carthaginians 
into  Heraclea;  in  which  battle  the  advanced  guard 
of  the  enemy,  being  repulsed,  propelled  these 
animals  before  it  upon  the  main  body  of  the  army, 
causing  an  irreparable  disaster :  the  second,  in 
the  ill-conducted  engagement  of  Atilius  Regulus, 
who,  fearing  the  shock  of  them,  condensed  his 
centre,  and  was  outflanked.  He  should  have 
opened  the  lines  to  them  and  have  suffered  them 
to  pass  through,  as  the  enemy's  cavalry  was  in  the 
wings,  and  the  infantry  not  enough  in  advance  to 
profit  by  such  an  evolution.  The  third  was  evinced 
at  Panormus,  when  Metellus  gave  orders  to  the 
light-armed  troops  to  harass  them  and  retreat 
into  the  trenches,  from  which,  wounded  and  con- 
founded, and  finding  no  way  open,  they  rushed 
back  (as  many  as  could)  against  the  Carthaginian 
army,  and  accelerated  its  discomfiture. 

Polybius.  If  I  had  employed  the  elephants  at 
all,  it  should  rather  have  been  in  the  rear  or  on 
the  flank ;  and  even  there  not  at  the  beginning 
of  the  engagement,  unless  I  knew  that  the  horses 
or  the  soldiers  were  unused  to  encounter  them. 
Hannibal  must  have  well  remembered  (being 
equally  great  in  memory  and  invention)  that  the 
Romans  had  been  accustomed  to  them  in  the  war 
with  Pyrrhus,  and  must  have  expected  more  ser- 
vice from  them  against  the  barbarians  of  the  two 
Gauls,  against  the  Insubres  and  Taurini,  than 
against  our  legions.  He  knew,  that  the  Romans 
had  on  more  than  one  occasion  made  them  detri- 
mental to  their  masters.  Having  with  him  a  large 
body  of  troops  collected  by  force  from  various 
nations,  and  kept  together  with  difficulty,  he 
should  have  placed  the  elephants  where  they 
would  have  been  a  terror  to  these  soldiers,  not 
without  a  threat  that  they  were  to  trample  down 
such  of  them  as  attempted  to  fly  or  declined  to 
fight. 

Scipio.  Now,  what  think  you,  Pansetius  ? 

Pancetius.  It  is  well,  0  ^Emilianus,  when  soldiers 
would  be  philosophers ;  but  it  is  ill  when  philoso- 
phers would  be  soldiers.  Do  you  and  Polybius 
agree  on  the  point  ]  if  you  do,  the  question  need 
be  asked  of  none  other. 


Scipio.  Truly,  0  Panaetius,  I  would  rather  hear 
the  thing  from  him  than  that  Hannibal  should 
have  heard  it :  for  a  wise  man  will  say  many 
things  which  even  a  wiser  may  not  have  thought 
of.  Let  me  tell  you  both  however,  what  Polybius 
may  perhaps  know  already,  that  combustibles 
were  placed  by  Africanus  both  in  flank  and  rear, 
at  equal  distances,  with  archers  from  among  the 
light  horsemen,  whose  arrows  had  liquid  fire 
attached  to  them,  and  whose  movements  would 
have  irritated,  distracted,  and  wearied  down  the 
elephants,  even  if  the  wounds  and  scorchings  had 
been  ineffectual.  But  come,  Polybius,  you  must 
talk  now  as  others  talk ;  we  all  do  sometimes. 

Polybius.  I  am  the  last  to  admit  the  authority 
of  the  vulgar ;  but  here  we  all  meet  and  unite. 
Without  asserting  or  believing  that  the  general 
opinion  is  of  any  weight  against  a  captain  like 
Hannibal ;  agreeing  on  the  contrary  with  Panae- 
tius,  and  firmly  persuaded  that  myriads  of  little 
men  can  no  more  compensate  a  great  one  than 
they  can  make  him ;  you  will  listen  to  me  if  I 
adduce  the  authority  of  Laslius. 

Scipio.  Great  authority !  and  perhaps,  as  living 
and  conversing  with  those  who  remembered  the 
action  of  Cannae,  preferable  even  to  your  own. 

Polybius.  It  was  his  opinion  that,  from  the 
consternation  of  Rome,  the  city  might  have  been 
taken. 

Scipio.  It  suited  not  the  wisdom  or  the  expe- 
rience of  Hannibal  to  rely  on  the  consternation 
of  the  Roman  people.  I  too,  that  we  may  be  on 
equal  terms,  have  some  authority  to  bring  forward. 
The  son  of  Africanus,  he  who  adopted  me  into  the 
family  of  the  Scipios,  was,  as  you  both  remember, 
a  man  of  delicate  health  and  sedentary  habits, 
learned,  elegant,  and  retired.  He  related  to  me, 
as  having  heard  it  from  his  father,  that  Hannibal 
after  the  battle  sent  home  the  rings  of  the  Roman 
knights,  and  said  in  his  letter,  "  If  you  will  in- 
stantly give  me  a  soldier  for  each  ring,  together 
with  such  machines  as  are  already  in  the  arsenal, 
I  will  replace  them  surmounted  by  the  statue  of 
Capitoline  Jupiter,  and  our  supplications  to  the 
gods  of  our  country  shall  be  made  along  the  streets 
and  in  the  temples,  on  the  robes  of  the  Roman 
senate."  Could  he  doubt  of  so  moderate  a  supply? 
he  waited  for  it  in  vain. 

And  now  I  will  relate  to  you  another  thing, 
which  lam  persuaded  you  will  accept  as  a  sufficient 
reason  of  itself  why  Hannibal  did  not  besiege  our 
city  after  the  battle  of  Cannas.  His  own  loss  was 
so  severe,  that,  in  his  whole  army,  he  could  not 
muster  ten  thousand  men.* 

But,  my  friends,  as  I  am  certain  that  neither  of 
you  will  ever  think  me  invidious,  and  as  the  great- 
ness of  Hannibal  does  not  diminish  the  reputation 
of  Africanus,  but  augment  it,  I  will  venture  to 
remark  that  he  had  little  skill  or  practice  in 
sieges ;  that,  after  the  battle  of  Thrasymene,  he 
attacked  (you  remember)  Spoletum  unsuccessfully; 


*  Plutarch  says,  and  undoubtedly  upon  some  ancient 
authority,  that  both  armies  did  not  contain  that  number. 


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and  that,  a  short  time  before  the  unhappy  day  at 
Cannes,  a  much  smaller  town  than  Spoletum  had 
resisted  and  repulsed  him.  Perhaps  he  rejoiced 
in  his  heart  that  he  was  not  supplied  with  mate- 
rials requisite  for  the  capture  of  strong  places ; 
since  in  Rome,  he  well  knew,  he  would  have  found 
a  body  of  men,  partly  citizens  who  had  formerly 
borne  arms,  partly  the  wealthier  of  our  allies  who 
had  taken  refuge  there,  together  with  their  slaves 
and  clients,  exceeding  his  army  in  number,  not 
inferior  in  valour,  compensating  the  want  of  gene- 
ralship by  the  advantage  of  position  and  by  the 
desperation  of  their  fortunes,  and  possessing  the 
abundant  means  of  a  vigorous  and  long  defence. 
Unnecessary  is  it  to  speak  of  its  duration.  When 
a  garrison  can  hold  our  city  six  months,  or  even 
less,  the  besieger  must  retire.  Such  is  the  hu- 
midity of  the  air  in  its  vicinity,  that  the  Cartha- 
ginians, who  enjoyed  here  at  home  a  very  dry  and 
salubrious  climate,  would  have  perished  utterly. 
The  Gauls,  I  imagine,  left  us  unconquered  on  a 
former  occasion  from  the  same  necessity.  Beside, 
they  are  impatient  of  inaction,  and  would  have 
been  most  so  under  a  general  to  whom,  without 
any  cause  in  common,  they  were  but  hired  auxi- 
liaries. None  in  any  age  hath  performed  such 
wonderful  exploits  as  Hannibal ;  and  we  ought 
not  to  censure  him  for  deficiency  in  an  art  which 
we  ourselves  have  acquired  but  lately.  Is  there, 
Polybius,  any  proof  or  record  that  Alexander  of 
Macedon  was  master  of  it  ? 

Polybius.  I  have  found  none.  We  know  that 
he  exposed  his  person,  and  had  nearly  lost  his  life, 
by  leaping  from  the  walls  of  a  city ;  which  a  com- 
mander-in-chief  ought  never  to  do,  unless  he 
would  rather  hear  the  huzzas  of  children,  than 
the  approbation  of  military  men,  or  any  men  of 
discretion  or  sense.  Alexander  was  without  an 
excuse  for  his  temerity,  since  he  was  attended  by 
the  generals  who  had  taken  Thebes,  and  who 
therefore,  he  might  well  know,  would  take  the 
weaker  and  less  bravely  defended  towns  of  Asia. 

Scipio.  Here  again  you  must  observe  the  supe- 
riority of  Hannibal.  He  was  accompanied  by  no 
general  of  extraordinary  talents,  resolute  as  were 
many  of  them,  and  indeed  all.  His  irruption  into 
and  through  Gaul,  with  so  inconsiderable  a  force ; 
his  formation  of  allies  out  of  enemies,  in  so  brief 
a  space  of  time ;  and  then  his  holding  them  toge- 
ther s<J  long;  are  such  miracles,  that,  cutting 
through  eternal  snows,  and  marching  through 
paths  which  seem  to  us  suspended  loosely  and 
hardly  poised  in  the  heavens,  are  less.  And  these 
too  were  his  device  and  work.  Drawing  of  paral- 
lels, captain  against  captain,  is  the  occupation  of 
a  trifling  and  scholastic  mind,  and  seldom  is  com- 
menced, and  never  conducted,  impartially.  Yet, 
my  friends,  who  of  these  idlers  in  parallelograms 
is  so  idle,  as  to  compare  the  invasion  of  Persia 
with  the  invasion  of  Gaul,  the  Alps,  and  Italy ; 
Moors  and  Carthaginians  with  Macedonians  and 
Greeks ;  Darius  and  his  hordes  and  satraps  with 
Roman  legions  under  Roman  consuls  ? 

While  Hannibal  lived,  0  Polybius  and  Pansetius ! 


although  his  city  lay  before  us  smouldering  in  its 
ashes,  ours  would  be  ever  insecure. 

Pancetius.  You  said,  0  Scipio,  that  the  Romans 
had  learnt  but  recently  the  business  of  sieges ;  and 
yet  many  cities  in  Italy  appear  to  me  very  strong, 
which  your  armies  took  long  ago. 

Scipio.  By  force  and  patience.  If  Pyrrhus  had 
never  invaded  us,  we  should  scarcely  have  ex- 
celled the  Carthaginians,  or  even  the  nomades,  in 
castrametation,  and  have  been  inferior  to  both  in 
cavalry.  Whatever  we  know,  we  have  learned 
from  your  country,  whether  it  be  useful  in  peace 
or  war  .  .  I  say  your  country ;  for  the  Macedo- 
nians were  instructed  by  the  Greeks.  The  father 
of  Alexander,  the  first  of  his  family  who  was  not 
as  barbarous  and  ignorant  as  a  Carian  or  Arme- 
nian slave,  received  his  rudiments  in  the  house  of 
Epamiuondas. 

Pancetius.  Permit  me  now  to  return,  0  Scipio, 
to  a  question  not  unconnected  with  philosophy. 
Whether  it  was  prudent  or  not  in  Hannibal  to 
invest  the  city  of  Rome  after  his  victory,  he  might 
somewhere  have  employed  his  army,  where  it 
should  not  waste  away  with  luxury. 

Scipio.  Philosophers,  0  Panaetius,  seem  to  know 
more  about  luxury  than  we  military  men  do.  I 
can  not  say  upon  what  their  apprehensions  of  it 
are  founded,  but  certainly  they  sadly  fear  it. 

Polybius.  For  us.  I  wish  I  could  as  easily 
make  you  smile  to-day,  0  JSmilianus,  as  I  shall 
our  good-tempered  and  liberal  Panastius  ;  a  phi- 
losopher, as  we  have  experienced,  less  inclined 
to  speak  ill  or  ludicrously  of  others,  be  the 
sect  what  it  may,  than  any  I  know  or  have 
heard  of. 

In  my  early  days,  one  of  a  different  kind,  and 
whose  alarms  at  luxury  were  (as  we  discovered) 
subdued  in  some  degree,  in  some  places,  was  in- 
vited by  Critolaus  to  dine  with  a  party  of  us,  all 
then  young  officers,  on  our  march  from  Achaia 
into  Elis.  His  florid  and  open  countenance 
made  his  company  very  acceptable;  and  the 
more  so,  as  we  were  informed  by  Critolaus  that  he 
never  was  importunate  with  his  morality  at 
dinner-time. 

Philosophers,  if  they  deserve  the  name,  are  by 
no  means  indifferent  as  to  the  places  in  which  it 
is  their  intention  to  sow  their  seeds  of  virtue. 
They  choose  the  ingenuous,  the  modest,  the  sensi- 
ble, the  obedient.  We  thought  rather  of  where 
we  should  place  our  table.  Behind  us  lay  the 
forest  of  Pholde,  with  its  many  glens  opening  to 
the  plain :  before  us  the  Temple  of  Olympian 
Zeus,  indistinctly  discernible,  leaned  against  the 
azure  heavens :  and  the  rivulet  of  Selinus  ran  a 
few  stadions  from  us,  seen  only  where  it  received 
a  smaller  streamlet,  originating  at  a  fountain 
close  by. 

The  cistus,  the  pomegranate,  the  myrtle,  the 
sorpolet,  bloomed  over  our  heads  and  beside  us ; 
for  we  had  chosen  a  platform  where  a  projecting 
rock,  formerly  a  stone-quarry,  shaded  us,  and 
where  a  little  rill,  of  which  the  spring  was  there, 
bedimmed  our  goblets  with  the  purest  water. 


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The  awnings  we  had  brought  with  us  to  protect 
us  from  the  sun,  were  unnecessary  for  that  pur- 
pose :  we  rolled  them  therefore  into  two  long  seats, 
filling  them  with  moss,  which  grew  profusely  a 
few  paces  below.  "  When  our  guest  arrives,"  said 
Critolaus,  "  every  one  of  these  flowers  will  serve 
him  for  some  moral  illustration ;  every  shrub  will 
be  the  rod  of  Mercury  in  his  hands."  We  were 
impatient  for  the  time  of  his  coming.  Thelymnia, 
the  beloved  of  Critolaus,  had  been  instructed  by 
him  in  a  stratagem,  to  subvert,  or  shake  at  least 
and  stagger,  the  philosophy  of  Euthymedes.  Has 
the  name  escaped  me  !  no  matter  .  .  perhaps  he  is 
dead  .  .  if  living,  he  would  smile  at  a  recoverable 
lapse,  as  easily  as  we  did. 

Thelymnia  wore  a  dress  like  ours,  and  acceded 
to  every  advice  of  Critolaus,  excepting  that  she 
would  not  consent  so  readily  to  entwine  her  head 
with  ivy.  At  first  she  objected  that  there  was 
not  enough  of  it  for  all.  Instantly  two  or  three 
of  us  pulled  down  (for  nothing  is  more  brittle) 
a  vast  quantity  from  the  rock,  which  loosened 
some  stones,  and  brought  down  together  with 
them  a  bird's  nest  of  the  last  year.  Then  she 
said,  "  I  dare  not  use  this  ivy :  the  omen  is  a 
bad  one." 

"Do  you  mean  the  nest,  Thelymnia?"  said 
Critolaus. 

"No,  not  the  nest  so  much  as  the  stones," 
replied  she,  faltering. 

"  Ah  !  those  signify  the  dogmas  of  Euthymedes, 
which  you,  my  lovely  Thelymnia,  are  to  loosen  and 
throw  down." 

At  this  she  smiled  faintly  and  briefly,  and  began 
to  break  off  some  of  the  more  glossy  leaves ;  and 
we  who  stood  around  her  were  ready  to  take  them 
and  place  them  in  her  hair ;  when  suddenly  she 
held  them  tighter,  and  let  her  hand  drop.  On  her 
lover's  asking  her  why  she  hesitated,  she  blushed 
deeply,  and  said,  "  Phoroneus  told  me  I  look  best 
in  myrtle." 

Innocent  and  simple  and  most  sweet  (I  remem- 
ber) was  her  voice,  and,  when  she  had  spoken,  the 
traces  of  it  were  remaining  on  her  lips.  Her 
beautiful  throat  itself  changed  colour ;  it  seemed 
to  undulate ;  and  the  roseate  predominated  in  its 
pearly  hue.  Phoroneus  had  been  her  admirer  : 
she  gave  the  preference  to  Critolaus  :  yet  the 
name  of  Phoroneus  at  that  moment  had  greater 
effect  upon  him  than  the  recollection  of  his 
defeat. 

Thelymnia  recovered  herself  sooner.  We  ran 
wherever  we  saw  myrtles,  and  there  were  many 
about,  and  she  took  a  part  of  her  coronal  from 
every  one  of  us,  smiling  on  each  ;  but  it  was  only 
of  Critolaus  that  she  asked  if  he  thought  that 
myrtle  became  her  best.  "  Phoroneus,"  answered 
he,  not  without  melancholy,  "is  infallible  as 
Paris."  There  was  something  in  the  tint  of  the 
tender  sprays  resembling  that  of  the  hair  they 
encircled  :  the  blossoms  too  were  white  as  her 
forehead.  She  reminded  me  of  those  ancient 
fables  which  represent  the  favorites  of  the  gods 
as  turning  into  plants ;  so  accordant  and  identi- 


fied was  her  beauty  with  the  flowers  and  foliage 
she  had  chosen  to  adorn  it. 

In  the  midst  of  our  felicitations  to  her  we  heard 
the  approach  of  horses,  for  the  ground  was  dry 
and  solid ;  and  Euthymedes  was  presently  with  us. 
The  mounted  slave  who  led  off  his  master's  charger, 
for  such  he  appeared  to  be  in  all  points,  suddenly 
disappeared ;  I  presume  lest  the  sight  of  luxury 
should  corrupt  him.  I  know  not  where  the  groom 
rested,  nor  where  the  two  animals  (no  neglected 
ones  certainly,  for  they  were  plump  and  stately) 
found  provender. 

Euthymedes  was  of  lofty  stature,  had  somewhat 
passed  the  middle  age,  but  the  Graces  had  not 
left  his  person,  as  they  usually  do  when  it  begins 
to  bear  an  impression  of  authority.  He  was  placed 
by  the  side  of  Thelymnia.  Gladness  and  expecta- 
tion sparkled  from  every  eye  :  the  beauty  of  The- 
lymnia seemed  to  be  a  light  sent  from  heaven  for 
the  festival ;  a  light  the  pure  radiance  of  which 
cheered  and  replenished  the  whole  heart.  Desire 
of  her  was  chastened,  I  may  rather  say  was  re- 
moved, by  the  confidence  of  Critolaus  in  our 
friendship. 

Pancetius.  Well  said !  The  story  begins  to 
please  and  interest  me.  Where  love  finds  the 
soul  he  neglects  the  body,  and  only  turns  to 
it  in  his  idleness  as  to  an  afterthought.  Its 
best  allurements  are  but  the  nuts  and  figs  of  the 
divine  repast. 

Polybius.  We  exulted  in  the  felicity  of  our 
friend,  and  wished  for  nothing  which  even  he 
would  not  have  granted.  Happy  still  was  the 
man  from  whom  the  glancing  eye  of  Thelymnia 
seemed  to  ask  some  advice,  how  she  should  act  or 
answer !  Happy  he  who,  offering  her  an  apple 
in  the  midst  of  her  discourse,  fixed  his  keen 
survey  upon  the  next,  anxious  to  mark  where 
she  had  touched  it !  For  it  was  a  calamity  to 
doubt  upon  what  streak  or  speck,  while  she 
was  inattentive  to  the  basket,  she  had  placed 
her  finger. 

Pancetius.  I  wish,  JSmilianus,  you  would  look 
rather  more  severely  than  you  do  .  .  upon  my 
life  !  I  can  not  .  .  and  put  an  end  to  these  dithy- 
rambics.  The  ivy  runs  about  us,  and  may  in- 
furiate us. 

Scipio.  The  dithyrambics,  I  do  assure  you, 
Panaetius,  are  not  of  my  composing.  We  are  both 
in  danger  from  the  same  thyrsus  :  we  will  parry 
it  as  well  as  we  can,  or  bend  our  heads  before  it. 

Pancetius.  Come,  Polybius,  we  must  follow  you 
then,  I  see,  or  fly  you. 

Polybius.  Would  you  rather  hear  the  remainder 
another  time  ? 

Pancetius.  By  Hercules  !  I  have  more  curiosity 
than  becomes  me. 

Polybius.  No  doubt,  in  the  course  of  the  con- 
versation, Euthymedes  had  made  the  discovery 
we  hoped  to  obviate.  Never  was  his  philosophy 
more  amiable  or  more  impressive.  Pleasure  was 
treated  as  a  friend,  not  as  a  master  :  many  things 
were  found  innocent  that  had  long  been  doubtful : 
excesses  alone  were  condemned.  Thclvmnia  was 


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enchanted  by  the  frankness  and  liberality  of  her 
philosopher,  although,  in  addressing  her,  more 
purity  on  his  part  and  more  rigour  were  discerni- 
ble. His  delicacy  was  exquisite.  When  his  eyes 
met  hers,  they  did  not  retire  with  rapidity  and 
confusion,  but  softly  and  complacently,  and  as 
though  it  were  the  proper  time  and  season  of 
reposing  from  the  splendours  they  had  encoun- 
tered. Hers  from  the  beginning  were  less  go- 
vernable :  when  she  found  that  they  were  so, 
she  contrived  scheme  after  scheme  for  diverting 
them  from  the  table,  and  entertaining  his  unob- 
servedly. 

The  higher  part  of  the  quarry,  which  had  pro- 
tected us  always  from  the  western  sun,  was 
covered  with  birch  and  hazel ;  the  lower  with 
innumerable  shrubs,  principally  the  arbutus  and 
myrtle. 

"  Look  at  those  goats  above  us,"  said  Thelym- 
nia.  "What  has  tangled  their  hair  so?  they 
seem  wet." 

"  They  have  been  lying  on  the  cistus  in  the 
plain,"  replied  Euthymedes ;  "  many  of  its  broken 
flowers  are  sticking  upon  them  yet,  resisting  all 
the  efforts,  as  you  see,  of  hoof  and  tongue." 

"  How  beauteous,"  said  she,  "  are  the  flexible 
and  crimson  branches  of  this  arbutus,"  taking  it 
in  one  hand  and  beating  with  it  the  back  of  the 
other.  "  It  seems  only  to  have  come .  out  of  its 
crevice  to  pat  my  shoulder  at  dinner,  and  twitch 
my  myrtle  when  my  head  leaned  back.  I  wonder 
how  it  can  grow  in  such  a  rock." 

"The  arbutus,"  answered  he,  "clings  to  the 
Earth  with  the  most  fondness  where  it  finds  her 
in  the  worst  poverty,  and  covers  her  bewintered 
bosom  with  leaves,  berries,  and  flowers.  On  the 
same  branch  is  unripe  fruit  of  the  most  vivid 
green ;  ripening,  of  the  richest  orange ;  ripened, 
of  perfect  scarlet.  The  maidens  of  Tyre  could 
never  give  so  brilliant  and  sweet  a  lustre  to  the 
fleeces  of  Miletus ;  nor  did  they  ever  string  such 
even  and  graceful  pearls  as  the  blossoms  are,  for 
the  brides  of  Assyrian  or  Persian  kings." 

"And  yet  themyrtle  is  preferred  to  the  arbutus," 
said  Thelymnia,  with  some  slight  uneasiness. 

"  I  know  why,"  replied  he  .  .  "  may  I  tell  it  ? " 

She  bowed  and  smiled,  perhaps  not  without  the 

expectation  of  some  compliment.    He  continued 

.  .  "  The  myrtle  has  done  what  the  arbutus  comes 

too  late  for. 

"  The  myrtle  has  covered  with  her  starry  crown 
the  beloved  of  the  reaper  and  vintager:  the 
myrtle  was  around  the  head  of  many  a  maiden 
celebrated  in  song,  when  the  breezes  of  autumn 
scattered  the  first  leaves,  and  rustled  among 
them  on  the  ground,  and  when  she  cried  timidly, 
Rise,  rise !  people  are  coming !  here !  there  ! 
many ! " 

Thelymnia  said,  "That  now  is  not  true.  Where 
did  you  hear  it  V  and  in  a  softer  and  lower  voice, 
if  I  may  trust  Androcles,  "  0  Euthymedes,  do  noi 
believe  it ! " 

Either  he  did  not  hear  her,  or  dissembled  it';  and 
went  on . .  "  This  deserves  preference ;  this  deserves 


immortality;  this  deserves  a  place  in  the  temple 
of  Venus ;  in  her  hand,  in  her  hair,  in  her  breast: 
Thelymnia  herself  wears  it." 

We  laughed  and  applauded :  she  blushed  and 
:ooked  grave  and  sighed  .  .  for  she  had  never 
icard  anyone,  I  imagine,  talk  so  long  at  once. 
However  it  was,  she  sighed :  I  saw  and  heard  her. 
Wtolaus  gave  her  some  glances :  she  did  not 
catch  them.  One  of  the  party  clapped  his  hands 
onger  than  the  rest,  whether  in  approbation  or 
derision  of  this  rhapsody,  delivered  with  glee  and 
melody,  and  entreated  the  philosopher  to  indulge 
us  with  a  few  of  his  adventures. 

"  You  deserve,  young  man,"  said  Euthymedes 
gravely,  "  to  have  as  few  as  I  have  had,  you  whose 
idle  curiosity  would  thus  intemperately  reveal  the 
most  sacred  mysteries.  Poets  and  philosophers 
may  reason  on  love,  and  dream  about  it,  but 
rarely  do  they  possess  the  object,  and,  whenever 
they  do,  that  object  is  the  invisible  deity  of  a  silent 
worshipper." 

"Reason  then  or  dream,"  replied  the  other, 
breathing  an  air  of  scorn  to  sooth  the  soreness  of 
the  reproof. 

''  When  we  reason  on  love,"  said  Euthymedes, 
"  we  often  talk  as  if  we  were  dreaming :  let  me  try 
whether  the  recital  of  my  dream  can  make  you 
think  I  talk  as  if  I  were  reasoning.  You  may  call 
it  a  dream,  a  vision,  or  what  you  will. 

"  I  was  in  a  place  not  very  unlike  this,  my  head 
lying  back  against  a  rock,  where  its  crevices  were 
tufted  with  soft  and  odoriferous  herbs,  and  where 
vine-leaves  protected  my  face  from  the  sun,  and 
from  the  bees,  which  however  were  less  likely  to 
molest  me,  being  busy  in  their  first  hours  of  honey- 
making  among  the  blossoms.  Sleep  soon  fell  upon 
me ;  for  of  all  philosophers  I  am  certainly  the 
drowsiest,  though  perhaps  there  are  many  quite  of 
equal  ability  in  communicating  the  gift  of  drowsi- 
ness. Presently  I  saw  three  figures,  two  of  which 
were  beautiful,  very  differently,  but  in  the  same 
degree :  the  other  was  much  less  so.  The  least  of 
the  three,  at  the  first  glance,  I  recognised  to  be 
Love,  although  I  saw  no  wings,  nor  arrows,  nor 
quiver,  nor  torch,  nor  emblem  of  any  kind  desig- 
nating his  attributes.  The  next  was  not  Venus, 
nor  a  Grace,  nor  a  Nymph,  nor  Goddess  of  whom 
in  worship  or  meditation  I  had  ever  conceived  an 
idea ;  and  yet  my  heart  persuaded  me  she  was  a 
Goddess,  and  from  the  manner  in  which  she  spoke 
to  Love,  and  he  again  to  her,  I  was  convinced  she 
must  be.  Quietly  and  unmovedly  as  she  was 
standing,  her  figure  I  perceived  was  adapted  to 
the  perfection  of  activity.  With  all  the  succulence 
and  suppleness  of  early  youth,  scarcely  beyond 
puberty,  it  however  gave  me  the  idea,  from  its 
graceful  and  easy  languor,  of  its  being  possessed 
by  a  fondness  for  repose.  Her  eyes  were  large 
and  serene,  and  of  a  quality  to  exhibit  the  intensity 
of  thought,  or  even  the  habitude  of  reflection,  but 
incapable  of  expressing  the  plenitude  of  joy ;  and 
her  countenance  was  tinged  with  so  delicate  a 
colour,  that  it  appeared  an  effluence  from  an  irra- 
diated cloud,  passing  over  it  in  the  heavens.  The 


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third  figure,  who  sometimes  stood  in  one  place 
and  sometimes  in  another,  and  of  whose  counte- 
nance I  could  only  distinguish  that  it  was  pale, 
anxious,  and  mistrustful,  interrupted  her  perpe- 
tually. I  listened  attentively  and  with  curiosity 
to  the  conversation,  and  by  degrees  I  caught  the 
appellations  they  interchanged.  The  one  I  found 
was  Hope ;  and  I  wondered  I  did  not  find  it  out 
sooner  :  the  other  was  Fear ;  which  I  should  not 
have  found  out  at  all ;  for  she  did  not  look  terri- 
ble nor  aghast,  but  more  like  Sorrow  or  Despon- 
dency. The  first  words  I  could  collect  of  Hope 
were  these,  spoken  very  mildly,  and  rather  with  a 
look  of  appeal  than  of  accusation.  '  Too  surely 
you  have  forgotten,  for  never  was  child  more  for- 
getful or  more  ungrateful,  how  many  times  I  have 
carried  you  in  my  bosom,  when  even  your  mother 
drove  you  from  her,  and  when  you  could  find  no 
other  resting-place  in  heaven  or  earth.' 

"'0  unsteady  unruly  Love!'  cried  the  pale 
Goddess  with  much  energy,,  'it  has  often  been 
by  my  intervention  that  thy  wavering  authority 
was  fixed.  For  this  I  have  thrown  alarm  after 
alarm  into  the  heedless  breast  that  Hope  had 
once  beguiled,  and  that  was  growing  insensible 
and  torpid  under  her  feebler  influence.  I  do  not 
upbraid  thee ;  and  it  never  was  my  nature  to 
caress  thee ;  but  I  claim  from  thee  my  portion  of 
the  human  heart,  mine,  ever  mine,  abhorrent  as 
it  may  be  of  me.  Let  Hope  stand  on  one  side  of 
thy  altars,  but  let  my  place  be  on  the  other ;  or,  I 
swear  by  all  the  gods  !  not  any  altars  shalt  thou 
possess  upon  the  globe.' 

"  She  ceased  .  .  and  Love  trembled.  He  turned 
his  eyes  upon  Hope,  as  if  in  his  turn  appealing  to 
her.  She  said,  '  It  must  be  so ;  it  was  so  from  the 
beginning  of  the  world  :  only  let  me  never  lose 
you  from  my  sight.'  She  clasped  her  hands  upon 
her  breast,  as  she  said  it,  and  he  looked  on  her 
with  a  smile,  and  was  going  up  (I  thought)  to  kiss 
her,  when  he  was  recalled,  and  stopped. 

"'Where  Love  is,  there  will  I  be  also,'  said  Fear, 
'  and  even  thou,  0  Hope !  never  shalt  be  beyond 
my  power.' 

"  At  these  words  I  saw  them  both  depart.  I  then 
looked  toward  Love :  I  did  not  see  him  go ;  but  he 
was  gone." 

The  narration  being  ended,  there  were  some 
who  remarked  what  very  odd  things  dreams  are  : 
but  Thelymnia  looked  almost  as  if  she  herself  was 
dreaming;  and  Alcimus,  who  sat  opposite,  and 
fancied  she  was  pondering  on  what  the  vision 
could  mean,  said  it  appeared  to  him  a  thing  next 
to  certainty,  that  it  signified  how  love  can  not 
exist  without  hope  or  without  fear.  Euthymedes 
nodded  assent,  and  assured  him  that  a  soothsayer 
in  great  repute  had  given  the  same  interpretation. 
Upon  which  the  younger  friends  of  Alcimus  im- 
mediately took  the  ivy  from  his  forehead,  and 
crowned  him  with  laurel,  as  being  worthy  to  serve 
Apollo.  But  they  did  it  with  so  much  noise  and 
festivity,  that,  before  the  operation  was  completed, 
he  began  to  suspect  they  were  in  jest.  Thelymnia 
had  listened  to  many  stories  in  her  lifetime,  yet 


never  had  she  heard  one  from  any  man  before  who 
had  been  favored  by  the  deities  with  a  vision. 
Hope  and  Love,  as  her  excited  imagination  re- 
presented them  to  her,  seemed  still  to  be  with 
Euthymedes.  She  thought  the  tale  would  have 
been  better  without  the  mention  of  Fear:  but 
perhaps  this  part  was  only  a  dream,  all  the  rest  a 
really  true  vision.  She  had  many  things  to  ask 
him  :  she  did  not  know  when,  nor  exactly  what, 
for  she  was  afraid  of  putting  too  hard  a  question 
to  him  in  the  presence  of  so  many,  lest  it  might 
abash  him  if  he  could  not  answer  it :  but  she 
wished  to  ask  him  something,  anything.  She 
soon  did  it,  not  without  faltering,  and  was  en- 
chanted by  the  frankness  and  liberality  of  her 
philosopher. 

"  Did  you  ever  love  ? "  said  she  smiling,  though 
not  inclined  to  smile,  but  doing  it  to  conceal  (as 
in  her  simplicity  she  thought  it  would)  her  blushes, 
and  looking  a  little  aside,  at  the  only  cloud  in  the 
heavens,  which  crossed  the  moon,  as  if  adorning 
her  for  a  festival,  with  a  fillet  of  pale  sapphire  and 
interlucent  gold. 

"  I  thought  I  did,"  replied  he,  lowering  his  eyes 
that  she  might  lower  hers  to  rest  upon  him. 

"  Do  then  people  ever  doubt  this  ] "  she  asked 
in  wonder,  looking  full  in  his  face  with  earnest 
curiosity. 

"  Alas  ! "  said  he  softly,  "  until  a  few  hours  ago, 
until  Thelymnia  was  placed  beside  me,  until  an 
ungenerous  heart  exposed  the  treasure  that  should 
have  dwelt  within  it,  to  the  tarnish  of  a  stranger, 
if  that  stranger  had  the  baseness  to  employ  the 
sophistry  that  was  in  part  expected  from  him, 
never  should  I  have  known  that  I  had  not  loved 
before.  We  may  be  uncertain  if  a  vase  or  an 
image  be  of  the  richest  metal,  until  the  richest 
metal  be  set  right  against  it.  Thelymnia!  if  I 
thought  it  possible  at  any  time  hereafter,  that 
you  sljpuld  love  me  as  I  love  you,  I  would  exert 
to  the  uttermost  my  humble  powers  of  persuasion 
to  avert  it." 

"  Oh !  there  is  no  danger,"  said  she,  disconcerted; 
"  I  did  not  love  anyone :  I  thought  I  did,  just 
like  you ;  but  indeed,  indeed,  Euthymedes,  I  was 
equally  in  an  error.  Women  have  dropped  into 
the  grave  from  it,  and  have  declared  to  the  last 
moment  that  they  never  loved  :  men  have  sworn 
they  should  die  with  desperation,  and  have  lived 
merrily,  and  have  dared  to  run  into  the  peril  fifty 
times.  They  have  hard  cold  hearts,  incommuni- 
cative and  distrustful." 

"Have  I  too,  Thelymnia?"  gently  he  expostu- 
lated. 

"  No,  not  you,"  said  she ;  "  you  may  believe  I 
was  not  thinking  of  you  when  I  was  speaking. 
But  the  idea  does  really  make  me  smile  and  almost 
laugh,  that  you  should  fear  me,  supposing  it  pos- 
sible, if  you  could  suppose  any  such  thing.  Love 
does  not  kill  men,  take  my  word  for  it." 

He  looked  rather  in  sorrow  than  in  doubt,  and 
answered :  "  Unpropitious  love  may  not  kill  us 
always,  may  not  deprive  us  at  once  of  what  at  their 
festivals  the  idle  and  inconsiderate  call  life ;  but, 


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0  Thelymnia  !  our  lives  are  truly  at  an  end  when 
we  are  beloved  no  longer.  Existence  may  be  con- 
tinued, or  rather  may  be  renewed,  yet  the  agonies 
of  death  and  the  chilliness  of  the  grave  have  been 
passed  through ;  nor  are  there  Elysian  fields,  nor 
the  sports  that  delighted  in  former  times,  awaiting 
us,  nor  pleasant  converse,  nor  walks  with  linked 
hands,  nor  intermitted  songs,  nor  vengeful  kisses 
for  leaving  them  off  abruptly,  nor  looks  that 
shake  us  to  assure  us  afterward,  nor  that  bland 
inquietude,  as  gently  tremulous  as  the  expansion 
of  buds  into  blossoms,  which  hurries  us  from 
repose  to  exercise  and  from  exercise  to  repose," 

"  0 !  I  have  been  very  near  loving ! "  cried  The- 
lymnia. "  Where  in  the  world  can  a  philosopher 
have  learned  all  this  about  it !  " 

The  beauty  of  Thelymnia,  her  blushes,  first  at 
the  deceit,  afterward  at  the  encouragement  she 
received  in  her  replies,  and  lastly  from  some  other 
things  which  we  could  not  penetrate,  highly  grati- 
fied Critolaus.  Soon  however  (for  wine  always 
brings  back  to  us  our  last  strong  feeling)  he  thought 
again  of  Phoroneus,  as  young,  as  handsome,  and 
once  (is  that  the  word  ])  as  dear  to  her.  He  sad- 
dened at  the  myrtle  on  the  head  of  his  beloved  ;  it 
threw  shadows  and  gloom  upon  his  soul ;  her 
smiles,  her  spirits,  her  wit,  above  all  her  nods  of 
approbation,  wounded  him.  He  sighed  when  she 
covered  her  face  with  her  hand;  when  she  dis- 
closed it  he  sighed  again.  Every  glance  of  pleasure, 
every  turn  of  surprise,  every  movement  of  her 
body,  pained  and  oppressed  him.  He  cursed  in  his 
heart  whoever  it  was  who  had  stuffed  that  portion 
of  the  couch ;  there  was  so  little  moss,  thought  he, 
between  Thelymnia  and  Euthymedes.  He  might 
have  seen  Athos  part  them,  and  would  have  mur- 
mured still. 

The  rest  of  us  were  in  admiration  at  the  facility 
and  grace  with  which  Thelymnia  sustained  her 
part,  and  observing  less  Critolaus  than  we  .did  in 
the  commencement,  when  he  acknowledged  and 
enjoyed  our  transports,  indifferently  and  content- 
edly saw  him  rise  from  the  table  and  go  away, 
thinking  his  departure  a  preconcerted  section  of 
the  stratagem.  He  retired,  as  he  told  us  after- 
ward, into  a  grot.  So  totally  was  his  mind  ab- 
stracted from  the  entertainment,  he  left  the 
table  athirst,  covered  as  it  was  with  fruit  and  wine, 
and  abundant  as  ran  beside  us  the  clearest 
and  sweetest  and  most  refreshing  rill.  He  related 
to  me  that,  at  the  extremity  of  the  cavern,  he 
applied  his  parched  tongue  to  the  dripping  rock, 
shunning  the  light  of  day,  the  voice  of  friendship, 
so  violent  was  his  desire  of  solitude  and  conceal- 
ment, and  he  held  his  forehead  and  his  palms 
against  it  when  his  lips  had  closed.  We  knew 
not  and  suspected  not  his  feelings  at  the  time,  and 
rejoiced  at  the  anticipation  of  the  silly  things  a 
philosopher  should  have  whispered,  which  Thelym- 
nia in  the  morning  of  the  festival  had  promised 
us  to  detail  the  next  day.  Love  is  apt  to  get 
entangled  and  to  trip  and  stumble  when  he  puts 
on  the  garb  of  Friendship :  it  is  too  long  and  loose 
for  him  to  walk  in,  although  he  sometimes  finds 


it  convenient  for  a  covering.  Euthymedes  the 
philosopher  made  this  discovery,  to  which  per- 
haps others  may  lay  equal  claim. 

After  the  lesson  he  had  been  giving  her,  which 
amused  her  in  the  dictation,  she  stood  composed 
and  thoughtful,  and  then  said  hesitatingly,  "  But 
would  it  be  quite  proper  1  would  there  be  nothing 
of  insincerity  and  falsehood  in  it,  my  Critolaus '!" 
He  caught  her  up  in  his  arms,  and,  as  in  his 
enthusiasm  he  had  raised  her  head  above  his,  he 
kissed  her  bosom.  She  reproved  and  pardoned 
him,  making  him  first  declare  and  protest  he 
would  never  do  the  like  again.  "  0  soul  of  truth 
and  delicacy !"  cried  he  aloud ;  and  Thelymnia, 
no  doubt,  trembled  lest  her  lover  should  in  a 
moment  be  forsworn ;  so  imminent  and  inevitable 
seemed  the  repetition  of  his  offence.  But  he 
observed  on  her  eyelashes,  what  had  arisen  from 
his  precipitation  in  our  presence, 

A  hesitating  long  suspended  tear, 
Like  that  which  hangs  upon  the  vine  fresh-pruned, 
Until  the  morning  kisses  it  away. 

The  Nymphs,  who  often  drive  men  wild  (they 
tell  us)  have  led  me  astray  :  I  must  return  with 
you  to  the  grot.  We  gave  every  facility  to  the 
stratagem.  One  slipt  away  in  one  direction, 
another  in  another;  but,  at  a  certain  distance, 
each  was  desirous  of  joining  some  comrade,  and 
of  laughing  together;  yet  each  reproved  the 
laughter,  even  when  far  off,  lest  it  should  do 
harm,  reserving  it  for  the  morrow.  While  they 
walked  along,  conversing,  the  words  of  Euthy- 
medes fell  on  the  ears  of  Thelymnia  softly  as 
cistus-petals,  fluttering  and  panting  for  a  moment 
in  the  air,  fall  on  the  thirsty  sand.  She,  in  a 
voice  that  makes  the  brain  dizzy  as  it  plunges 
into  the  breast,  replied  to  him, 

"  0  Euthymedes  !  you  must  have  lived  your 
whole  life-time  in  the  hearts  of  women  to  know 
them  so  thoroughly.  I  never  knew  mine  before 
you  taught  me." 

Euthymedes  now  was  silent,  being  one  of  the 
few  wise  men  whom  love  ever  made  wiser.  But, 
in  his  silence  and  abstraction,  he  took  especial 
care  to  press  the  softer  part  of  her  arm  against 
his  heart,  that  she  might  be  sensible  of  its  quick 
pulsation:  and,  as  she  rested  her  elbow  within 
the  curvature  of  his,  the  slenderest  of  her  fingers 
solicited,  first  one,  then  another,  of  those  beneath 
them,  but  timidly,  briefly,  inconclusively,  and 
then  clung  around  it  pressingly  for  countenance 
and  support.  Pansetius,  you  have  seen  the  moun- 
tains on  the  left  hand,  eastward,  when  you  are  in 
Olympia,  and  perhaps  the  little  stream  that  runs 
from  the  nearest  of  them  into  the  Alpheus.  Could 
you  have  seen  them  that  evening !  the  moon 
never  shone  so  calmly,  so  brightly,  upon  Latmos, 
nor  the  torch  of  Love  before  her.  And  yet  many 
of  the  stars  were  visible  ;  the  most  beautiful  were 
among  them ;  and  as  Euthymedes  taught  The- 
lymnia their  names,  their  radiance  seemed  more 
joyous,  more  effulgent,  more  beneficent.  If  you 
have  ever  walked  forth  into  the  wilds  and  open 


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plains  upon  such  moonlight  nights,  cautious  as 
you  are,  I  will  venture  to  say,  Pansetius,  you  have 
often  tript,  even  though  the  stars  were  not  your 
study.  There  was  an  arm  to  support  or  to  catch 
Thelymnia  :  yet  she  seemed  incorrigible.  Euthy- 
medes  was  patient :  at  last  he  did  I  know  not 
what,  which  was  followed  by  a  reproof,  and  a  won- 
der how  he  could  have  done  so,  and  another  how 
he  could  answer  for  it.  He  looked  ingenuously 
and  apologetically,  forgetting  to  correct  his  fault 
in  the  meanwhile.  She  listened  to  him  atten- 
tively, pushing  his  hand  away  at  intervals,  yet 
less  frequently  and  less  resolutely  in  the  course  of 
his  remonstrance,  particularly  when  he  complained 
to  her  that  the  finer  and  more  delicate  part  of  us, 
the  eye,  may  wander  at  leisure  over  what  is  in  its 
way ;  yet  that  its  dependents  in  the  corporeal 
system  must  not  follow  it ;  that  they  must  hunger 
and  faint  in  the  service  of  a  power  so  rich  and 
absolute.  "  This  being  hard,  unjust,  and  cruel," 
said  he,  "  never  can  be  the  ordinance  of  the  gods. 
Love  alone  feeds  the  famishing ;  Love  alone  places 
all  things,  both  of  matter  and  of  mind,  in  perfect 
harmony ;  Love  hath  less  to  learn  from  Wisdom 
than  Wisdom  hath  to  learn  from  Love." 

"  Modest  man  !"  said  she  to  herself,  "  there  is 
a  great  deal  of  truth  in  what  he  says,  considering 
he  is  a  philosopher."  She  then  asked  him,  after 
a  pause,  why  he  had  not  spoken  so  in  the  con- 
versation on  love,  which  appeared  to  give  ani- 
mation, mirth,  and  wit,  to  the  dullest  of  the  com- 
pany, and  even  to  make  the  wines  of  Chios,  Crete, 
and  Lesbos,  sparkle  with  fresh  vivacity  in  their 
goblets. 

"  I  who  was  placed  by  the  fountain-head,"  re- 
plied he,  "  had  no  inclination  to  follow  the  shal- 
low and  slender  stream,  taking  its  course  toward 
streets  and  lanes,  and  dipt  into  and  muddied  by 
unhallowed  and  uncleanly  hands.  After  dinner 
such  topics  are  usually  introduced,  when  the  ob- 
jects that  ought  to  inspire  our  juster  sentiments 
are  gone  away.  Anindelicacy  worse  than  Thracian ! 
The  purest  gales  of  heaven,  in  the  most  perfect 
solitudes,  should  alone  lift  up  the  aspiration  of 
our  souls  to  the  divinities  all  men  worship." 

"  Sensible  creature !"  sighed  Thelymnia  in  her 
bosom,  "  how  rightly  he  does  think  ! " 

"  Come,  fairest  of  wanderers,"  whispered  he 
softly  and  persuasively,  "  such  will  I  call  you, 
though  the  stars  hear  me,  and  though  the  gods 
too  in  a  night  like  this  pursue  their  loves  upon 
earth  .  .  the  moon  has  no  little  pools  filled  with 
her  light  under  the  rock  yonder ;  she  deceives 
us  in  the  depth  of  these  hollows,  like  the  limpid 
sea.  Beside,  we  are  here  among  the  pinks  and 
sand-roses  :  do  they  never  prick  your  ankles  with 
their  stems  and  thorns?  Even  their  leaves  at 
this  late  season  are  enough  to  hurt  you." 

"  I  think  they  do,"  replied  she,  and  thanked 
him,  with  a  tender  timid  glance,  for  some  fresh 
security  his  arm  or  hand  had  given  her  in  escap- 
ing from  them.  "  0  now  we  are  quite  out  of 
them  all !  How  cool  is  the  saxifrage  !  how  cool 
the  ivy-leaves!" 


"  I  fancy,  my  sweet  scholar !  or  shall  I  rather 
say  (for  you  have  been  so  oftener)  my  sweet 
teacher !  they  are  not  ivy-leaves :  to  me  they 
appear  to  be  periwinkles." 

"  I  will  gather  some  and  see,"  said  Thelymnia. 

Periwinkles  cover  wide  and  deep  hollows :  of 
what  are  they  incapable  when  the  convolvulus  is 
in  league  with  them  !  She  slipped  from  the  arm 
of  Euthymedes,  and  in  an  instant  had  disappeared. 
In  an  instant  too  he  had  followed. 

Pancetius.  These  are  mad  pranks,  and  always 
end  ill.  Moonlights !  cannot  we  see  them 
quietly  from  the  tops  of  our  houses,  or  from  the 
plain  pavement?  Must  we  give  challenges  to 
mastiffs,  make  appointments  with  wolves,  run 
after  asps,  and  languish  for  stonequarries  ?  Un- 
wary philosopher  and  simple  girl !  Were  they 
found  again  ] 

Polybius.  Yea,  by  Castor !  and  most  unwil- 
lingly. 

Sdpio.  I  do  not  wonder.  When  the  bones  are 
broken,  without  the  consolation  of  some  great 
service  rendered  in  such  misfortune,  and  when 
beauty  must  become  deformity,  I  can  well  believe 
that  they  both  would  rather  have  perished. 

Polybiu8.  Amaranth  on  the  couch  of  Jove  and 
Hebe  was  never  softer  than  the  bed  they  fell  on. 
Critolaus  had  advanced  to  the  opening  of  the 
cavern :  he  had  heard  the  exclamation  of  The- 
lymnia as  she  was  falling  .  .  he  forgave  her  .  . 
he  ran  to  her  for  her  forgiveness  .  .  he  heard  some 
low  sounds  .  .  he  smote  his  heart,  else  it  had 
fainted  in  him  .  .  he  stopped. 

Euthymedes  was  raising  up  Thelymnia,  forget- 
ful (as  was  too  apparent)  of  himself.  "  Traitor ! " 
exclaimed  the  fiery  Critolaus,  "  thy  blood  shall 
pay  for  this.  Impostor  !  whose  lesson  this  very 
day  was,  that  luxury  is  the  worst  of  poisons." 

"  Critolaus,"  answered  he  calmly,  drawing  his 
robe  about  him  (for,  falling  in  so  rough  a  place, 
his  vesture  was  a  little  disordered),  "  we  will  not 
talk  of  blood ;  but  as  for  my  lesson  of  to-day,  I 
must  defend  it.  In  few  words  then,  since  I  think 
we  are  none  of  us  disposed  for  many,  hemlock 
does  not  hurt  goats,  nor  luxury  philosophers." 

Thelymnia  had  risen  more  beautiful  from  her 
confusion  ;  but  her  colour  soon  went  away,  and, 
if  any  slight  trace  of  it  were  remaining  on  her 
cheeks,  the  modest  moonlight  and  the  severer 
stars  would  let  none  show  itself.  She  looked  as 
the]  statue  of  Pygmalion  would  have  looked,  had 
she  been  destined  the  hour  after  animation  to 
return  into  her  inanimate  state.  Offering  no 
excuse,  she  was  the  worthier  of  pardon  :  but  there 
is  one  hour  in  which  pardon  never  entered  the 
human  breast,  and  that  hour  was  this.  Critolaus, 
who  always  had  ridiculed  the  philosophers,  now 
hated  them  from  the  bottom  of  his  heart.  Every  sect 
was  detestable  to  him,  the  Stoic,  the  Platonic,  the 
Epicurean ;  all  equally ;  but  especially  those  hy- 
pocrites and  impostors  in  each,  who,  under  the 
cloak  of  philosophy,  came  forward  with  stately 
figures,  prepossessing  countenances,  and  bland 
discourse. 


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Panastius.  We  do  not  desire  to  hear  what  such 
foolish  men  think  of  philosophers,  true  or  false  ; 
but  pray  tell  us  how  he  acted  on  his  own  notable 
discovery ;  for  I  opine  he  was  the  unlikeliest  of 
the  three  to  grow  quite  calm  on  a  gudden. 

Polybius.  He  went  away ;  not  without  fierce 
glances  at  the  stars,  reproaches  to  the  gods  them- 
selves, and  serious  and  sad  reflections  upon  des- 
tiny. Being  however  a  pious  man  by  constitution 
and  education,  he  thought,  he  had  spoken  of  the 
omens  unadvisedly,  and  found  other  interpreta- 
tions for  the  stones  we  had  thrown  down  with 
the  ivy.  "  And  ah  ! "  said  he  sighing,  "  the 
bird's  nest  of  last  year  too !  I  now  know  what 
that  is ! " 

Pancetius.  Polybius,  I  considered  you  too  grave 
a  man  to  report  such  idle  stories.  The  manner 
is  not  yours :  I  rather  think  you  have  torn  out  a 
page  or  two  from  some  love-feast  (not  generally 
known)  of  Plato. 

Polybius.  Your  judgment  has  for  once  deserted 
you,  my  friend.  If  Plato  had  been  present,  he 
might  then  indeed  have  described  what  he  saw, 
and  elegantly ;  but  if  he  had  feigned  the  story, 
the  name  that  most  interests  us  would  not  have 
ended  with  a  vowel. 

Scipio.  You  convince  me,  Polybius. 

Pancetius.  I  join  my  hands,  and  give  them  to 
you. 

Polybius.  My  usual  manner  is  without  variety. 
I  endeavour  to  collect  as  much  sound  sense  and 
as  many  solid  facts  as  I  can,  to  distribute  them 
as  commodiously,  and  to  keep  them  as  clear  of 
ornament.  If  anyone  thought  of  me  or  my  style 
in  reading  my  history,  I  should  condemn  myself 
as  a  defeated  man. 

Scipio.  Polybius,  you  are  by  far  the  wisest  that 
ever  wrote  history,  though  .many  wise  have  writ- 
ten it,  and  if  your  facts  are  sufficiently  abundant, 
your  work  will  be  the  most  interesting  and  im- 
portant. 

Polybius.  Live  then,  Scipio ! 

Pancetius.  The  gods  grant  it ! 

Polybius.  I  know  what  I  can  do  and  what  I 
can  not  (the  proudest  words  perhaps  that  ever 
man  uttered).  I  say  it  plainly  to  you,  my  sincere 
and  judicious  monitor ;  but  you  must  also  let  me 
say  that,  doubtful  whether  I  could  amuse  our 
jEmilianus  in  his  present  mood,  I  would  borrow  a 
tale,  unaccustomed  as  I  am  to  such,  from  the 
,  libraries  of  Miletus,  or  snatch  it  from  the  bosom 
of  Elephantis. 

Scipio.  Your  friendship  comes  under  various 
forms  to  me,  my  dear  Polybius,  but  it  is  always 
warm  and  always  welcome.  Nothing  can  be 
kinder  or  more  delicate  in  you,  than  to  diversify 
as  much  as  possible  our  conversation  this  day. 
Panaetius  would  be  more  argumentative  on  luxury 
than  I :  even  Euthymedes  (it  appears)  was  un- 
answerable. 

Pancetius.  0  the  knave !  such  men  bring  re- 
proaches upon  philosophy. 

Scipio.  I  see  no  more  reason  why  they  should, 
than  why  a  slattern  who  empties  a  certain  vase 


on  your  head  in  the  street,  should  make  you  cry, 
:'  0  Jupiter !  what  a  curse  is  water  !  " 

Pancetius.  I  am  ready  to  propose  almost  such 
an  exchange  with  you,  JSmilianus,  as  Diomedes' 
with  Glaucus  .  .  .  my  robe  for  yours. 

Scipio.  Panaetius,  could  it  be  done,  you  would 
wish  it  undone.  The  warfare  you  undertake  is 
the  more  difficult :  we  have  not  enemies  on  both 
sides,  as  you  have. 

Pancetius.  If  you  had  seen"  strait,  you  would 
lave  seen  that  the  offer  was,  to  exchange  my 
philosophy  for  yours.  You  need  less  meditation, 
and  employ  more,  than  any  man.  Now  if  you 
lave  aught  to  say  on  luxury,  let  me  hear  it. 

Scipio.  It  would  be  idle  to  run  into  the  parts 
of  it,  and  to  make  a  definition  of  that  which  we 
agree  on  ;  but  it  is  not  so  to  remind  you  that  we 
were  talking  of  it  in  soldiers ;  for  the  pleasant 
tale  of  Thelymnia  is  enough  to  make  us  forget 
;hem,  even  while  the  trumpet  is  sounding.  Be- 
lieve me,myfriend  (or  ask  Polybius),  agood  general 
will  turn  this  formidable  thing,  luxury,  to  some 
account.  He  will  take  care  that,  like  the  strong 
vinegar  the  legionaries  carry  with  them,  it  should 
be  diluted,  and  thus  be  useful. 

Pancetius.  Then  it  is  luxury  no  longer. 

Scipio.  True ;  and  now  tell  me,  Panaetius,  or 
you  Polybius,  what  city  was  ever  so  exuberant  in 
riches,  as  to  maintain  a  great  army  long  together 
in  sheer  luxury  1  I  am  not  speaking  of  cities  that 
have  been  sacked,  but  of  the  allied  and  friendly, 
whose  interests  are  to  be  observed,  whose  affection 
to  be  conciliated  and  retained.  Hannibal  knew 
this,  and  minded  it. 

Polybius.  You  might  have  also  added  to  the 
interrogation,  if  you  had  thought  proper,  those 
cities  which  have  been  sacked ;  for  there  plenty  is 
soon  wasted,  and  not  soon  supplied  again. 

Scipio.  Let  us  look  closer  at  the  soldier's  board, 
and  see  what  is  on  it  in  the  rich  Capua.  Is  plen- 
tiful and  wholesome  food  luxury  ?  or  do  soldiers 
run  into  the  market-place  for  a  pheasant  ?  or  do 
those  on  whom  they  are  quartered  pray  and  press 
them  to  eat  it  ]  Suppose  they  went  hunting 
quails,  hares,  partridges ;  would  it  render  them 
less  active?  There  are  no  wild  boars  in  that 
neighbourhood,  or  we  might  expect  from  a  boar- 
hunt  a  visitation  of  the  gout.  Suppose  the  men 
drew  their  idea  of  pleasure  from  the  school  or 
from  the  practices  of  Euthymedes.  One  vice  is 
corrected  by  another,  where  a  higher  principle 
does  not  act,  and  where  a  man  does  not  exert  the 
proudest  dominion  over  the  most  turbulent  of 
states  .  .  .  himself.  Hannibal,  we  may  be  sure, 
never  allowed  his  army  to  repose  in  utter  inacti- 
vity ;  no,  nor  to  remain  a  single  day  without  its 
exercise  ...  a  battle,  a  march,  a  foraging,  a  con- 
veyance of  wood  or  water,  a  survey  of  the  banks 
of  rivers,  a  fathoming  of  their  depth,  a  certification 
of  their  soundness  or  unsoundness  at  bottom,  a 
measurement  of  the  greater  or  less  extent  of  their 
fords,  a  review,  or  a  castrametation.  The  plenty 
of  his  camp  at  Capua  (for  you  hardly  can  imagine, 
Pansetius,  that  the  soldiers  had  in  a  military  sense 


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the  freedom  of  the  city,  and  took  what  they  pleased 
without  pay  and  without  restriction)  attached  to 
him  the  various  nations  of  which  it  was  composed, 
and  kept  together  the  heterogeneous  and  discor- 
dant mass.  It  was  time  that  he  should  think  of 
this  :  for  probably  there  was  not  a  soldier  left  who 
had  not  lost  in  battle  or  by  fatigue  his  dearest 
friend  and  comrade. 

Dry  bread  and  hard  blows  are  excellent  things 
in  themselves,  and  military  requisites  .  .  to  those 
who  converse  on  them  over  their  cups,  turning 
their  heads  for  the  approbation  of  others  on  whose 
bosom  they  recline,  and  yawning  from  sad  dis- 
quietude at  the  degeneracy  and  effeminacy  of  the 
age.  But  there  is  finally  a  day  when  the  cement 
of  power  begins  to  lose  its  strength  and  coherency, 
and  when  the  fabric  must  be  kept  together  by 
pointing  it  anew,  and  by  protecting  it  a  little 
from  that  rigour  of  the  seasons  which  at  first 
compacted  it. 

The  story  of  Hannibal  and  his  army  wasting 
away  in  luxury,  is  common,  general,  universal : 
its  absurdity  is  remarked  by  few,  or  rather  by 
none. 

Polybius.  The  wisest  of  us  are  slow  to  disbelieve 
what  we  have  learned  early:  yet  this  story  has 
always  been  to  me  incredible. 

Scipio.  Beside  the  reasons  I  have  adduced,  is  it 
necessary  to  remind  you  that  Campania  is  subject 
to  diseases  which  incapacitate  the  soldier  1  Those 
of  Hannibal  were  afflicted  by  them  :  few  indeed 
perished;  but  they  were  debilitated  by  their 
malady,  and  while  they  were  waiting  for  the 
machinery  which  (even  if  they  had  had  the  arti- 
ficers among  them)  could  not  have  been  con- 
structed in  double  the  time  requisite  for  importing 
it,  the  period  of  dismay  at  Rome,  if  ever  it  existed, 
had  elapsed.  The  wonder  is  less  that  Hannibal  did 
not  take  Rome,  than  that  he  was  able  to  remain 
in  Italy,  not  having  taken  it.  Considering  how 
he  held  together,  how  he  disciplined,  how  he  pro- 
visioned (the  most  difficult  thing  of  all,  in  the  face 
of  such  enemies)  an  army  in  great  part,  as  one 
would  imagine,  so  intractable  and  wasteful ;  what 
commanders,  what  soldiers,  what  rivers,  and  what 
mountains,  opposed  him ;  I  think  Polybius,  you 
will  hardly  admit  to  a  parity  or  comparison  with 
him,  in  the  rare  union  of  political  and  military 
science,  the  most  distinguished  of  your  own 
countrymen;  not  Philopcemen,  nor  Philip  of 
Macedon;  if  indeed  you  can  hear  me  without 
anger  and  indignation  name  a  barbarian  king 
with  Greeks. 

Polybius.  When  kings  are  docile,  and  pay  due 
respect  to  those  who  are  wiser  and  more  virtuous 
than  themselves,  I  would  not  point  at  them  as 
objects  of  scorn  or  contumely,  even  among  the 
free.  There  is  little  danger  that  men  educated  as 
we  have  been  should  value  them  too  highly,  or 
that  men  educated  as  they  have  been  should 
eclipse  the  glory  of  Flriloposmen.  People  in  a 
republic  know  that  their  power  and  existence  must 
depend  on  the  zeal  and  assiduity,  the  courage  and 
integrity,  of  those  they  employ  in  their  first  offices 


of  state ;  kings  on  the  contrary  lay  the  foundations 
of  their  power  on  abject  hearts  and  prostituted 
intellects,  and  fear  and  abominate  those  whom  the 
breath  of  God  hath  raised  higher  than  the  breath 
of  man.  Hence,  from  being  the  dependents  of 
their  own  slaves,  both  they  and  their  slaves 
become  at  last  the  dependents  of  free  nations,  and 
alight  from  their  cars  to  be  tied  by  the  neck  to 
the  cars  of  better  men. 

Scipio.  Deplorable  condition!  if  their  education 
had  allowed  any  sense  of  honour  to  abide  in  them. 
But  we  must  consider  them  as  the  tulips  and 
anemones  and  other  gaudy  flowers,  that  shoot 
from  the  earth  to  be  looked  upon  in  idleness, 
and  to  be  snapped  by  the  stick  or  broken  by  the 
wind,  without  our  interest,  care,  or  notice.  We 
can  not  thus  calmly  contemplate  the  utter  sub- 
version of  a  mighty  capital ;  we  can  not  thus 
indifferently  stand  over  the  strong  agony  of  an 
expiring  nation,  after  a  gasp  of  years  in  a  battle 
of  ages,  to  win  a  world,  or  be  for  ever  fallen. 

Pancetius.  You  estimate,  0  jEmilianus,  the 
abilities  of  a  general,  not  by  the  number  of  battles 
he  has  won,  nor  of  enemies  he  hath  slain  or  led 
captive,  but  by  the  combinations  he  hath  formed, 
the  blows  of  fortune  he  hath  parried  or  avoided, 
the  prejudices  he  hath  removed,  and  the  difficul- 
ties of  every  kind  he  hath  overcome.  In  like 
manner  we  should  consider  kings.  Educated  still 
more  barbarously  than  other  barbarians,  sucking 
their  milk  alternately  from  Vice  and  Folly,  guided 
in  their  first  steps  by  Duplicity  and  Flattery, 
whatever  they  do  but  decently  is  worthy  of  ap- 
plause ;  whatever  they  do  virtuously,  of  admiration. 
I  would  say  it  even  to  Caius  Gracchus ;  I  would 
tell  him  it  even  in  the  presence  of  his  mother ; 
unappalled  by  her  majestic  mien,  her  truly  Roman 
sanctity,  her  brow  that  can  not  frown,  but  that 
reproves  with  pity ;  for  I  am  not  so  hostile  to 
royalty  as  other  philosophers  are  .  .  perhaps 
because  I  have  been  willing  to  see  less  of  it. 

Polybius.  Eternal  thanks  to]the  Romans  !  who, 
whatever  reason  they  may  have  had  to  treat  the 
Greeks  as  enemies,  to  traverse  and  persecute  such 
men  as  Lycortas  my  father,  and  as  Philopremen 
my  early  friend,  to  consume  our  cities  with  fire, 
and  to  furrow  our  streets  with  torrents  (as  we 
have  read  lately)  issuing  from  the  remolten 
images  of  gods  and  heroes,  have  however  so  far 
respected  the  mother  of  Civilisation  and  of  Law, 
as  never  to  permit  the  cruel  mockery  of  erecting 
Barbarism  and  Royalty  on  their  vacant  bases. 

Pawxtius,  Our  ancient  institutions  in  part  exist ; 
we  lost  the  rest  when  we  lost  the  simplicity  of  our 
forefathers.  Let  it  be  our  glory  that  we  have 
resisted  the  most  populous  and  wealthy  nations, 
and  that,  having  been  conquered,  we  have  been 
conquered  by  the  most  virtuous ;  that  every  one 
of  our  cities  hath  produced  a  greater  number  of 
illustrious  men  than  all  the  remainder  of  the  earth 
around  us ;  that  no  man  can  anywhere  enter  his  hall 
or  portico,  and  see  the  countenances  of  his  ancestors 
from  their  marble  columels,  without  a  commemo- 
rative and  grateful  sense  of  obligation  to  us ;  that 


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IMAGINARY  CONVERSATIONS. 


neither  his  solemn  feasts  nor  his  cultivated  fields 
are  silent  on  it ;  that  not  the  lamp  which  shows 
him  the  glad  faces  of  his  children,  and  prolongs 
his  studies,  and  watches  by  his  rest ;  that  not  the 
ceremonies  whereby  he  hopes  to  avert  the  ven- 
geance of  the  gods,  nor  the  tenderer  ones  whereon 
are  founded  the  affinities  of  domestic  life,  nor 
finally  those  which  lead  toward  another ;  would 
have  existed  in  his  country,  if  Greece  had  not 
conveyed  them.  Bethink  thee,  Scipio,  how  little 
hath  been  done  by  any  other  nation,  to  promote  the 
moral  dignity  or  enlarge  the  social  pleasures  of 
the  human  race.  What  parties  ever  met,  in  their 
most  populous  cities,  for  the  enjoyment  of  liberal 
and  speculative  conversation  ]  What  Alcibiades, 
elated  with  war  and  glory,  turned  his  youthful 
mind  from  general  admiration  and  from  the 
cheers  and  caresses  of  coeval  friends,  to  strengthen 
and  purify  it  under  the  cold  reproofs  of  the  aged] 
What  Aspasia  led  Philosophy  to  smile  on  Love,  or 
taught  Love  to  reverence  Philosophy  ?  These,  as 
thou  knowest,  are  not  the  safest  guides  for  either 
sex  to  follow;  yet  in  these  were  united  the  gravity 
and  the  graces  of  wisdom,  never  seen,  never 
imagined,  out  of  Athens. 

I  would  not  offend  thee  by  comparing  the 
genius  of  the  Roman  people  with  ours:  the  offence 
is  removable,  and  in  part  removed  already,  by  thy 
hand.  The  little  of  sound  learning,  the  little  of 
pure  wit,  that  hath  appeared  in  Rome  from  her 
foundation,  hath  been  concentrated  under  thy 
roof:  one  tile  would  cover  it.  Have  we  not 


walked  together,  0  Scipio,  by  starlight,  on  the 
shores  of  Surrentum  and  Baiee,  of  Ischia  and 
Caprea,  and  hath  it  not  occurred  to  thee  that  the 
heavens  themselves,  both  what  we  see  of  them 
and  what  lieth  above  our  vision,  are  peopled  with 
our  heroes  and  heroines  ?  The  ocean,  that  roars 
so  heavily  in  the  ears  of  other  men,  hath  for  us 
its  tuneful  shells,  its  placid  nymphs,  and  its  bene- 
ficent ruler.  The  trees  of  the  forest,  the  flowers, 
the  plants,  passed  indiscriminately  elsewhere, 
awaken  and  warm  our  affection ;  they  mingle  with 
the  objects  of  our  worship;  they  breathe  the  spirit 
of  our  ancestors ;  they  lived  in  our  form ;  they 
spoke  in  our  language ;  they  suffered  as  our 
daughters  may  suffer;  the  deities  revisit  them 
with  pity;  and  some  (we  think)  dwell  among 
them. 

Scipio.  Poetry  !  poetry  ! 

Pwnodius.  Yes;  I  own  it.  The  spirit  of  Greece, 
passing  through  and  ascending  above  the  world, 
hath  so  animated  universal  nature,  that  the  very 
rocks  and  woods,  the  very  torrents  and  wilds 
burst  forth  with  it  ...  and  it  falls,  jEmilianus  ! 
even  from  me. 

Scipio.  It  is  from  Greece  I  have  received  my 
friends,  Paneetius  and  Polybius. 

Pancetius.  Say  more,  ^Emilianus  !  You  have 
indeed  said  it  here  already ;  but  say  it  again  at 
Rome :  it  is  Greece  who  taught  the  Romans  all 
beyond  the  rudiments  of  war :  it  is  Greece  who 
placed  in  your  hand  the  sword  that  conquered 
Carthage. 


CITATION    AND    EXAMINATION 

OF 

WILLIAM    SHAKSPEARE, 

EUSEBY  TREEN,  JOSEPH  CARNABY,  AND  SILAS  GOUGH,  CLERK, 

BEFORE    THE    WORSHIPFUL 

SIR     THOMAS     LUCY,     KNIGHT, 

TOUCHING  DEER-STEALING, 
ON   THE  19TH  DAY  OP  SEPTEMBER,  IN  THE   YEAR  OP   GRACE  1582. 


EDITOR'S  .PREFACE. 


"  IT  was  an  ancestor  of  my  husband  who  brought  out  the  famous  Shakspeare." 

These  words  were  really  spoken,  and  were  repeated  in  conversation  as  ridiculous.  Certainly  such  was  very  far 
from  the  lady's  intention ;  and  who  knows  to  what  extent  they  are  true  ? 

The  frolic  of  Shakspeare  in  deer-stealing  was  the  cause  of  his  Hegira ,-  and  his  connection  with  players  in  London 
was  the  cause  of  his  writing  plays.  Had  he  remained  in  his  native  town,  his  ambition  had  never  been  excited  by  the 
applause  of  the  intellectual,  the  popular,  and  the  powerful,  which,  after  all,  was  hardly  sufficient  to  excite  it.  He 
wrote  from  the  same  motive  as  he  acted ;  to  earn  his  daily  bread.  He  felt  his  own  powers,  but  he  cared  little  for 
making  them  felt  by  others  more  than  served  his  wants. 

The  malignant  may  doubt,  or  pretend  to  doubt,  the  authenticity  of  the  Examination  here  published.  Let  us,  who 
are  not  malignant,  be  cautious  of  adding  anything  to  the  noisome  mass  of  incredulity  that  surrounds  us ;  let  us  avoid 
the  crying  sin  of  our  age,  in  which  the  Memoirs  of  a  Parish  Clerk,  edited  as  they  were  by  a  pious  and  learned  dignitary 
of  the  Established  Church,  are  questioned  in  regard  to  their  genuineness. 

Examinations  taken  from  the  mouth  are  surely  the  most  trustworthy :  whoever  doubts  it,  may  be  convinced  by 
Ephraim  Barnett. 

The  reader  will  form  to  himself,  from  this  Examination  of  Shakspeare,  a  more  favourable  opinion  of  Sir  Thomas 
than  is  left  upon  his  mind  by  the  Dramatist  in  the  character  of  Justice  Shallow.  The  knight  indeed  is  here  exhibited 
in  all  his  pride  of  birth  and  station,  in  all  his  pride  of  theologian  and  poet ;  he  is  led  by  the  nose,  while  he  believes 
that  nobody  can  move  him,  and  shows  some  other  weaknesses,  which  the  least  attentive  observer  will  discover ;  but 
he  is  not  without  a  little  kindness  at  the  bottom  of  the  heart,  a  heart  too  contracted  to  hold  much,  or  to  let  what  it 
holds  ebulliate  very  freely.  But,  upon  the  whole,  we  neither  can  utterly  hate  nor  utterly  despise  him.  Ungainly 
as  he  is, 

Circum  praecordia  ludit. 

The  author  of  the  Imaginary  Conversations  seems,  in  his  Boccacio  and  Petrarca,  to  have  taken  his  idea  of  Sir 
Magnus  from  this  manuscript.  He  however  has  adapted  that  character  to  the  times ;  and  in  Sir  Magnus  the  coward 
rises  to  the  courageous,  the  unskilful  in  arms  becomes  the  skilful,  and  war  is  to  him  a  teacher  of  humanity.  With 
much  superstition,  theology  never  molests  him  :  scholarship  and  poetry  are  no  affairs  of  his :  he  doubts  of  himself  and 
others,  and  is  as  suspicious  in  his  ignorance  as  Sir  Thomas  is  confident. 

With  these  wide  diversities,  there  are  family  features,  such  as  are  likely  to  display  themselves  in  different  times 
and  circumstances,  and  some  so  generically  prevalent  as  never  to  lie  quite  dormant  in  the  breed.  In  both  of  them  there 
is  parsimony,  there  is  arrogance,  there  is  contempt  of  inferiors,  there  is  abject  awe  of  power,  there  is  irresolution, 
there  is  imbecility.  But  Sir  Magnus  has  no  knowledge,  and  no  respect  for  it.  Sir  Thomas  would  almost  go  thirty  miles, 
even  to  Oxford,  to  see  a  fine  specimen  of  it,  although,  like  most  of  those  who  call  themselves  the  godly,  he  entertains 
the  most  undoubting  belief  that  he  is  competent  to  correct  the  errors  of  the  wisest  and  most  practised  theologian. 

A  part  only  of  the  many  deficiencies  which  the  reader  will  discover  in  this  book  is  attributable  to  the  Editor. 
These  however  it  is  his  duty  to  account  for,  and  he  will  do  it  as  briefly  as  he  can. 

The  facsimiles  (as  printers'  boys  call  them,  meaning  specimens)  of  the  handwriting  of  nearly  all  the  persons  intro- 
duced, might  perhaps  have  been  procured,  had  sufficient  tune  been  allowed  for  another  journey  into  Warwickshire. 
That  of  Shakspeare  is  known  already  in  the  signature  to  his  will,  but  deformed  by  sickness :  that  of  Sir  Thomas  Lucy 
is  extant  at  the  bottom  of  a  commitment  of  a  female  vagrant,  for  having  a  sucking  child  in  her  arms  on  the  public 
road  :  that  of  Silas  Gough  is  affixed  to  the  register  of  births  and  marriages,  during  several  years,  in  the  parishes  of 
Hampton  Lucy  and  Charlecote,  and  certifies  one  death ;  Euseby  Treen's ;  surmised  at  least  to  be  his  by  the  letters 
E.  T.  cut  on  a  bench  seven  inches  thick,  under  an  old  pollard-oak  outside  the  park  paling  of  Charlecote,  toward  the 
north-east.  For  this  discovery  the  Editor  is  indebted  to  a  most  respectable  intelligent  farmer  in  the  adjoining  parish  of 
Wasperton,  in  which  parish  Treen's  elder  brother  lies  buried.  The  worthy  farmer  is  unwilling  to  accept  the  large  por- 
tion of  fame  justly  due  to  him  for  the  services  he  has  thus  rendered  to  literature,  in  elucidating  the  history  of  Shakspeare 
and  his  times.  In  possession  of  another  agricultural  gentleman  there  was  recently  a  very  curious  piece  of  iron, 
believed  by  many  celebrated  antiquaries  to  have  constituted  a  part  of  a  knight's  breast-plate.  It  was  purchased  for 
two  hundred  pounds  by  the  trustees  of  the  British  Museum,  among  whom,  the  reader  will  be  grieved  to  hear,  it  pro- 
duced dissention  and  coldness  ;  several  of  them  being  of  opinion  that  it  was  merely  a  gorget,  while  others  were 
inclined  to  the  belief  that  it  was  the  fore-part  of  a  horse-shoe.  The  Committee  of  Taste  and  the  Heads  of  the  Archae- 
ological Society  were  consulted.  These  learned,  dispassionate,  and  benevolent  men  had  the  satisfaction  of  conciliating 
the  parties  at  variance ;  each  having  yielded  somewhat ;  and  every  member  signing,  and  affixing  his  seal  to  the 
signature,  that,  if  indeed  it  be  the  fore-part  of  a  horse-shoe,  it  was  probably  Ismael's  ;  there  being  a  curved  indentation 
along  it,  resembling  the  first  letter  of  his  name ;  and  there  being  no  certainty  or  record  that  he  died  in  France,  or  was 
left  in  that  country  by  Sir  Magnus. 
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260  EDITOR'S  PREFACE. 

The  Editor  is  unable  to  render  adequate  thanks  to  the  Rev.  Stephen  Turnover,  for  the  gratification  he  received  in 
his  curious  library  by  a  sight  of  Joseph  Carnaby's  name  at  full  length,  in  red  ink,  coining  from  a  trumpet  in  the 
mouth  of  an  angel.  This  invaluable  document  is  upon  an  engraving  in  a  frontispiece  to  the  New  Testament. 

But  since  unhappily  he  could  procure  no  signature  of  Hannah  Hathaway,  nor  of  her  mother,  and  only  a  question- 
able one  of  Mr.  John  Shakspeare,  the  poet's  father,  there  being  two,  in  two  very  different  hands,  both  he  and  the 
publisher  were  of  opinion  that  the  graphical  part  of  the  volume  would  be  justly  censured  as  extremely  incomplete, 
and  that  what  we  could  give  would  only  raise  inextinguishable  regret  for  that  which  we  could  not  On  this  reflection 
all  have  been  omitted. 

The  Editor  is  unwilling  to  affix  any  mark  of  disapprobation  on  the  very  clever  engraver  who  undertook  the  sorrel 
mare ;  but  as,  in  the  memorable  words  of  that  ingenious  gentleman  from  Ireland,  whose  polished  and  elaborate 
epigrams  raised  him  justly  to  the  rank  of  prime  minister, 

"  White  was  not  to  very  white," 

in  like  manner  it  appeared  to  nearly  all  the  artists  he  consulted,  that  the  sorrel  mare  was  not  so  sorrel  in  print. 

There  is  another  and  a  graver  reason  why  the  Editor  was  induced  to  reject  the  contribution  of  his  friend  the 
engraver  :  and  this  is,  a  neglect  of  the  late  improvements  in  his  art,  he  having,  unadvisedly  or  thoughtlessly,  drawn, 
in  the  old-fashioned  manner,  lines  at  the  two  sides,  and  at  the  top  and  bottom  of  his  print,  confining  it  to  such  limits 
as  paintings  are  confined  in  by  their  frames.  Our  spirited  engravers,  it  is  well  known,  disdain  this  thraldom,  and  not 
only  give  unbounded  space  to  their  scenery,  but  also  melt  their  figures  in  the  air ;  so  advantageously,  that,  for  the 
most-part,  they  approach  the  condition  of  cherubs.  This  is  the  true  aerial  perspective,  so  little  understood  heretofore. 
Trees,  castles,  rivers,  volcanoes,  oceans,  float  together  in  absolute  vacancy  :  the  solid  earth  is  represented,  what  we 
know  it  actually  is,  buoyant  as  a  bubble :  so  that  no  wonder  if  every  horse  is  endued  with  all  the  privileges  of  Pegasus, 
save  and  except  our  sorrel.  Malicious  carpers,  insensible  or  invidious  of  England's  glory,  deny  her  in  this  beautiful 
practice  the  merit  of  invention,  assigning  it  to  the  Chinese  in  their  tea-cups  and  saucers :  but,  if  not  absolutely  new 
and  ours,  it  must  be  acknowledged  that  we  have  greatly  improved  and  extended  the  invention. 

Such  are  the  reasons  why  the  little  volume  here  laid  before  the  public  is  defective  in  those  decorations  which  the 
exalted  state  of  literature  demands.  Something  of  compensation  is  supplied  by  a  Memorandum  of  Ephraim  Barnett, 
written  upon  the  inner  cover,  and  printed  below. 

The  Editor,  it  will  be  perceived,  is  but  little  practised  in  the  ways  of  literature,  much  less  is  he  gifted  with  that 
prophetic  spirit  which  can  anticipate  the  judgment  of  the  public.  It  may  be  that  he  is  too  idle  or  too  apathetic  to 
think  anxiously  or  much  about  the  matter  ;  and  yet  he  has  been  amused,  in  his  earlier  days,  at  watching  the  first 
appearance  of  such  few  books  as  he  believed  to  be  the  production  of  some  powerful  intellect.  He  has  seen  people 
slowly  rise  up  to  them,  like  carp  in  a  pond  when  food  is  thrown  into  it ;  some  of  which  carp  snatch  suddenly  at  a 
morsel,  and  swallow  it ;  others  touch  it  gently  with  their  barbe,  pass  deliberately  by,  and  leave  it ;  others  wriggle  and 
rub  against  it  more  disdainfully ;  others,  in  sober  truth,  know  not  what  to  make  of  it,  swim  round  and  round  it,  eye 
it  on  the  sunny  side,  eye  it  on  the  shady  ;  approach  it,  question  it,  shoulder  it,  flap  it  with  the  tail,  turn  it  over,  look 
askance  at  it,  take  a  pea-shell  or  a  worm  instead  of  it,  and  plunge  again  their  heads  into  the  comfortable  mud. 


MEMORANDUM. 

Studying  the  benefit  and  advantage  of  such  as  by  God's  blessing  may  come  after  me,  and  willing  to  show  them  the 
highways  of  Providence  from  the  narrow  by-lane  in  the  which  it  hath  been  his  pleasure  to  station  me,  and  being  now 
advanced  full-nigh  unto  the  close  and  consummation  of  my  earthly  pilgrimage,  methinks  I  can  not  do  better,  at  this 
juncture,  than  preserve  the  looser  and  lesser  records  of  those  who'have  gone  before  me  in  the  same,  with  higher  heel- 
piece to  their  shoe  and  more  polished  scallop  to  their  beaver.  And  here,  beforehand,  let  us  think  gravely  and  religiously 
on  what  the  pagans,  in  their  blindness,  did  call  Fortune,  making  a  goddess  of  her,  and  saying, 

"  One  body  she  lifts  up  so  high 
And  suddenly,  she  makes  him  cry 
And  scream  as  any  wench  might  do 
That  you  should  play  the  rogue  unto : 
And  the  same  Lady  Light  sees  good 
To  drop  another  in  the  mud, 
Against  all  hope  and  likelihood."  * 

My  kinsman,  Jacob  Eldridge,  having  been  taught  by  me,  among  other  useful  things,  to  write  a  fair  and  laudable 
hand,  was  recommended  and  introduced  by  our  worthy  townsman,  Master  Thomas  Greene,  unto  the  Earl  of  Essex,  to 
keep  his  accounts,  and  to  write  down  sundry  matters  from  his  dictation,  even  letters  occasionally.  For  although  our 
nobility,  very  unlike  the  French,  not  only  can  read  and  write,  but  often  do,  yet  some  from  generosity,  and  some  from 
dignity,  keep  in  their  employment  what  those  who  are  illiterate,  and  would  not  appear  so,  call  an  amanuentis,  thereby 
meaning  secretary  or  tcribe.  Now  it  happened  that  our  gracious  queen's  highness  was  desirous  of  knowing  all  that 
could  be  known  about  the  rebellion  in  Ireland  ;  and  hearing  but  little  truth  from  her  nobility  in  that  country,  even  the 
fathers  in  God  inclining  more  unto  court  favour  than  will  be  readily  believed  of  spiritual  lords,  and  moulding  their 
ductile  depositions  on  the  pasteboard  of  their  temporal  mistress,  until  she  was  angry  at  seeing  the  lawn- sleeves  so 
besmirched  from  wrist  to  elbow,  she  herself  did  say  unto  the  Earl  of  Essex : 

"Essex  !  these  fellows  lie !  I  am  inclined  to  unfrock  and  scourge  them  sorely  for  their  1  casings.  Of  that  anon. 
Find  out,  if  you  can,  somebody  who  hath  his  wit  and  his  honesty  about  him  at  the  same  time.  I  know,  that  when  one 
of  these  panniers  is  full,  the  other  is  apt  to  be  empty,  and  that  men  walk  crookedly  for  want  of  balance.  No  matter : 

*  The  Editor  has  been  unable  to  discover  who  was  the  author  of  this  very  free  translation  of  an  Ode  in  Horace.  He 
is  certainly  happy  in  his  amplification  of  the  stridore  acuto.  May  it  not  be  surmised  that  he  was  some  favourite 
scholar  of  Ephraim  Barnett  ? 


EDITOR'S  PREFACE.  261 

we  must  search  and  find.  Persuade  .  .  thou  canst  persuade,  Essex  !  .  say  anything  ;  do  anything.-  We  must  talk 
gold  and  give  iron.  Dost  understand  me  ?  " 

The  earl  did  kiss  the  jewels  upon  the  dread  fingers,  for  only  the  last  joint  of  each  is  visible :  and  surely  no  mortal 
was  ever  so  fool-hardy  as  to  take  such  a  monstrous  liberty  as  touching  it,  except  in  spirit !  On  the  next  day  there  did 
arrive  many  fugitives  from  Ireland:  and  among  the  rest  was  Master  Edmund  Spenser,  known  even  in  those  parts  for 
his  rich  vein  of  poetry,  in  which  he  is  declared  by  our  best  judges  to  excell  the  noblest  of  the  ancients,  and  to  leave  all 
the  moderns  at  his  feet.  Whether  be  notified  his  arrival  unto  the  earl,  or  whether  fame  brought  the  notice  thereof 
unto  his  lordship,  Jacob  knoweth  not.  But  early  in  the  morning  did  the  earl  send  for  Jacob,  and  say  unto  him, 

"  Eldridge !  thou  must  write  fairly  and  clearly  out,  and  in  somewhat  large  letters,  and  in  lines  somewhat  wide 
apart,  all  that  thou  hearest  of  the  conversation  I  shall  hold  with  a  gentleman  from  Ireland.  Take  this  gilt  and 
illumined  vellum,  and  albeit  the  civet  make  thee  sick  fifty  times,  write  upon  it  all  that  passes !  Come  not  out  of  the 
closet  until  the  gentleman  hath  gone  homeward.  The  queen  requireth  much  exactness ;  and  this  is  equally  a  man  of 
genius,  a  man  of  business,  and  a  man  of  worth.  I  expect  from  him  not  only  what  is  true,  but  what  is  the  most 
important  and  necessary  to  understand  rightly  and  completely ;  and  nobody  in  existence  is  more  capable  of  giving  me 
both  information  and  advice.  Perhaps  if  he  thought  another  were  within  hearing  he  would  be  offended  or  over- 
cautious. His  delicacy  and  mine  are  warranted  safe  and  sound  by  the  observance  of  those  commands  which  I  am 
delivering  unto  thee." 

It  happened  that  no  information  was  given  in  this  conference  relating  to  the  movements  or  designs  of  the 
rebels.  So  that  Master  Jacob  Eldridge  was  left  possessor  of  the  costly  vellum,  which,  now  Master  Spenser  is 
departed  this  life,  I  keep  as  a  memorial  of  him,  albeit  oftener  than  once  I  have  taken  pounce-box  and  pen-knife  in 
hand,  in  order'to  make  it  a  fit  and  proper  vehicle  for  my  own  very  best  writing.  But  I  pretermitted  it,  finding  that 
my  hand  is  no  longer  the  hand  it  was,  or  rather  that  the  breed  of  geese  is  very  much  degenerated,  and  that  their 
quills,  like  men's  manners,  are  grown  softer  and  flaccider.  Where  it  will  end  God  only  knows ;  I  shall  not  live 
to  see  it. 

Alas,  poor  Jacob  Eldridge !  he  little  thought  that  within  twelve  months  his  glorious  master,  and  the  scarcely  less 
glorious  poet,  would  be  no  more  !  In  the  third  week  of  the  following  year  was  Master  Edmund  buried  at  the  charges 
of  the  earl ;  and  within  these  few  days  hath  this  lofty  nobleman  bowed  his  head  under  the  axe  of  God's  displeasure ; 
such  being  our  gracious  queen's.  My  kinsman  Jacob  sent  unto  me  by  the  Alcester  drover,  old  Clem  Fisher,  this 
among  other  papers,  fearing  the  wrath  of  that  offended  highness,  which  allowed  not  her  own  sweet  disposition  to 
question  or  thwart  the  will  divine.  Jacob  did  likewise  tell  me  in  his  letter,  that  he  was  sure  I  should  be  happy  to 
hear  the  success  of  William  Shakspeare,  our  townsman.  And  in  truth  right  glad  was  I  to  hear  of  it,  being  a  principal 
in  bringing  it  about,  as  those  several  sheets  will  show  which  have  the  broken  tile  laid  upon  them  to  keep  them 
down  compactly. 

Jacob's  words  are  these  : 

"  Now  I  speak  of  poets,  you  will  be  in  a  maze  at  hearing  that  our  townsman  hath  written  a  power  of  matter  for  the 
playhouse.  Neither  he  nor  the  booksellers  think  it  quite  good  enough  to  print :  but  I  do  assure  you,  on  the  faith  of  a 
Christian,  it  is  not  bad ;  and  there  is  rare  fun  in  the  last  thing  of  his  about  Venus,  where  a  Jew,  one  Shiloh,  is 
choused  out  of  his  money  and  his  revenge.  However,  the  best  critics  and  the  greatest  lords  find  fault,  and  very  justly, 
in  the  words, 

" '  Hath  not  a  Jew  eyes  ?  hath  not  a  Jew  hands,  organs,  dimensions,  senses,  affections,  passions  ?  fed  with  the 
same  food,  hurt  with  the  same  weapons,  subject  to  the  same  diseases,  healed  by  the  same  means,  warmed  and  cooled 
by  the  same  winter  and  summer,  as  a  Christian  is  ?  ' 

"  Surely  this  is  very  unchristianlike.  Nay,  for  supposition  sake,  suppose  it  to  be  true,  was  it  his  business  to  tell  the 
people  so?  Was  it  his  duty  to  ring  the  crier's  bell  and  cry  to  them,  the  sorry  Jews  are  quite  as  much  men  as  you  are  ? 
The  church,  luckily,  has  let  him  alone  for  the  present ;  and  the  queen  winks  upon  it.  The  best  defence  he  can  make 
for  himself  is,  that  it  comes  from  the  mouth  of  a  Jew,  who  says  many  other  things  as  abominable.  Master  Greene 
may  over-rate  him ;  but  Master  Greene  declares  that  if  William  goes  on  improving  and  taking  his  advice,  it  will  be 
desperate  hard  work  in  another  seven  years  to  find  so  many  as  half-a-dozen  chaps  equal  to  him  within  the  liberties. 

"  Master  Greene  and  myself  took  him  with  us  to  see  the  burial  of  Master  Edmund'Spenser  in  Westminster  Abbey,  on 
the  19th  of  January  last.  The  halberdmen  pushed  us  back  as  having  no  business  there.  Master  Greene  told  them  he 
belonged  to  the  queen's  company  of  players.  William  Shakspeare  could  have  said  the  same,  but  did  not.  And  I, 
fearing  that  Master  Greene  and  he  might  be  halberded  back  into  the  crowd,  showed  the  badge  of  the  Earl  of  Essex. 
Whereupon  did  the  Serjeant  ground  his  halberd,  and  say  unto  me, 

" '  That  badge  commands  admittance  everywhere  :  your  folk  likewise  may  come  in.' 

"  Master  Greene  was  red-hot  angry,  and  told  me  he  would  bring  him  before  the  council. 

"  William  smiled,  and  Master  Greene  said, 

" '  Why  !  would  not  you,  if  you  were  in  my  place  ? ' 

"  He  replied, 

" '  I  am  an  half  inclined  to  do  worse  ;  to  bring  him  before  the  audience  some  spare  hour.'      , 

"  At  the  close  of  the  burial-service  all  the  poets  of  the  age  threw  their  pens  into  the  grave,  together  with  the  pieces 
they  had  composed  in  praise  or  lamentation  of  the  deceased.  William  Shakspeare  was  the  only  poet  who  abstained 
from  throwing  in  either  pen  or  poem  ;  at  which  no  one  marvelled,  he  being  of  low  estate,  and  the  others  not  having 
yet  taken  him  by  the  hand.  Yet  many  authors  recognised  him,  not  indeed  as  author,  but  as  player  ;  and  one, 
eiviler  than  the  rest,  came  up  unto  him  triumphantly,  his  eyes  sparkling  with  glee  and  satisfaction,  and  said 
consolatorily, 

"  'In  due  time,  my  honest  friend,  you  may  be  admitted  to  do  as  much  for  one  of  us.' 

"  '  After  such  encouragement,'  replied  our  townsman,  '  I  am  bound  in  duty  to  give  you  the  preference,  should  I 
indeed  be  worthy." 

"  This  was  the  only  smart  thing  he  uttered  all  the  remainder  of  the  day ;  during  the  whole  of  it  he  appeared  to  be 
half  lost,  I  know  not  whether  in  melancholy  or  in  meditation,  and  soon  left  us." 

Here  endeth  all  that  my  kinsman  Jacob  wrote  about  William  Shakspeare,  saving  and  excepting  his  excuse  for 
having  written  so  much.  The  rest  of  his  letter  was  on  a  matter  of  wider  and  weightier  import,  namc4y,  on  the  price 


262  EDITOR'S  PREFACE. 

of  Cotteswolde  cheese  at  Evesham  fair.  And  yet,  although  ingenious  men  be  not  among  the  necessaries  of  life,  there 
is  something  in  them  that  makes  us  curious  in  regard  to  their  goings  and  doings.  It  were  to  be  wished  that  some  of 
them  had  attempted  to  be  better  accountants ;  and  others  do  appear  to  have  laid  aside  the  copybook  full  early  in  the 
day.  Nevertheless,  they  have  their  uses  and  their  merits.  Master  Eldridge's  letter  is  the  wrapper  of  much  whole- 
some food  for  contemplation.  Although  the  decease  (within  so  brief  a  period)  of  such  a  poet  as  Master  Spenser,  and 
such  a  patron  as  the  earl,  be  unto  us  appalling,  we  laud  and  magnify  the  great  Disposer  of  events,  no  less  for  his  good- 
ness in  raising  the  humble  than  for  his  power  in  extinguishing  the  great.  And  peradventure  ye,  my  heirs  and 
descendants,  who  shall  read  with  due  attention  what  my  pen  now  writeth,  will  say  with  the  royal  Psalmist,  that  it 
inditeth  of  a  good  matter,  when  it  showeth  unto  you  that,  whereas  it  pleased  the  queen's  highness  to  send  a  great  lord 
before  the  judgment-seat  of  Heaven,  having  fitted  him  by  means  of  such  earthly  instruments  as  princes  in  like  cases 
do  usually  employ,  and  deeming  (no  doubt)  in  her  princely  heart,  that  by  such  shrewd  tonsure  his  head  would  be  best 
fitted  for  a  crown  of  glory,  and  thus  doing  all  that  she  did  out  of  the  purest  and  most  considerate  love  for  him  .  .  it 
likewise  hath  pleased  her  highness  to  use  her  right  hand  as  freely  as  her  left,  and  to  raise  up  a  second  burgess  of  our 
town  to  be  one  of  her  company  of  players.  And  ye  also,  by  industry  and  loyalty,  may  cheerfully  hope  for  promotion 
in  your  callings,  and  come  up  (some  of  you)  as  nearly  to  him  in  the  presence  of  royalty,  as  he  cometh  up  (far  off 
indeed  at  present)  to  the  great  and  wonderful  poet,  who  lies  dead  among  more  spices  than  any  phoenix,  and  more 
quills  than  any  porcupine.  If  this  thought  may  not  prick  and  incitate  you,  little  is  to  be  hoped  from  any  gentle 
admonition  or  any  earnest  expostulation  of 

Your  loving  friend  and  kinsman, 

E.  B. 

ANNO  XT.   SVJE  74,  DOM.   1599, 

DKCEMB.    16  ; 

GLORIA  DP.   DF.  ET  DSS. 

AMOK   VERSUS  VIRGINEM  REG  I  NAM  ! 

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EXAMINATION,  &„.  &c. 


ABOUT  one  hour  before  noontide,  the  youth 
William  Shakspeare,  accused  of  deer-stealing,  and 
apprehended  for  that  offence,  was  brought  into 
the  great  hall  at  Charlecote,  where,  having  made 
his  obeisance,  it  was  most  graciously  permitted 
him  to  stand. 

The  worshipful  Sir  Thomas  Lucy,  Knight,  see- 
ing him  right  opposite,  on  the  farther  side  of  the 
long  table,  and  fearing  no  disadvantage,  did  frown 
upon  him  with  great  dignity;  then,  deigning 
ne'er  a  word  to  the  culprit,  turned  he  his  face  to- 
ward his  chaplain,  Sir  Silas  Gough,  who  stood 
beside  him,  and  said  unto  him  most  courteously, 
and  unlike  unto  one  who  in  his  own  right  com- 
mandeth, 

"  Stand  out  of  the  way !  What  are  those  two 
varlets  bringing  into  the  room?" 

"  The  table,  sir,"  replied  Master  Silas,  "  upon 
the  which  the  consumption  of  the  venison  was 
perpetrated." 

The  youth,  William  Shakspeare,  did  thereupon 
pray  and  beseech  his  lordship  most  fervently, 
in  this  guise : 

"  0  sir !  do  not  let  him  turn  the  tables  against 
me,  who  am  only  a  simple  stripling,  and  he  an 
old  cogger." 

But  Master  Silas  did  bite  his  nether  lip,  and 
did  cry  aloud, 

"  Look  upon  those  deadly  spots !  " 

And  his  worship  did  look  thereupon  most 
staidly,  and  did  say  in  the  ear  of  Master  Silas, 
but  in  such  wise  that  it  reached  even  unto  mine, 

"  Good  honest  chandlery,  methinks ! " 

"  God  grant  it  may  turn  out  so  ! "  ejaculated 
Master  Silas. 

The  youth,  hearing  these  words,  said  unto  him, 

"  I  fear,  Master  Silas,  gentry  like  you  often 
pray  God  to  grant  what  he  would  rather  not; 
and  now  and  then  what  you  would  rather  not." 

Sir  Silas  was  wroth  at  this  rudeness  of  speech 
about  God  in  the  face  of  a  preacher,  and  said, 
reprovingly, 

"  Out  upon  thy  foul  mouth,  knave !  upon  which 
lie  slaughter  and  venison." 

Whereupon  did  William  Shakspeare  sit  mute 


awhile,  and  discomfited ;  then,  turning  toward 
Sir  Thomas,  and  looking  and  speaking  as  one 
submiss  and  contrite,  he  thus  appealed  unto 
him : 

"  Worshipful  sir !  were  there  any  signs  of 
venison  on  my  mouth,  Master  Silas  could  not 
for  his  life  cry  out  upon  it,  nor  help  kissing  it 
as  'twere  a  wench's." 

Sir  Thomas  looked  upon  him  with  most  lordly 
gravity  and  wisdom,  and  said  unto  him  in  a 
voice  that  might  have  come  from  the  bench, 
"  Youth !  thou  speakest  irreverently ; "  and 
then  unto  Master  Silas,  "  Silas !  to  the  business 
on  hand.  Taste  the  fat  upon  yon  boor's  table, 
which  the  constable  hath  brought  hither,  good 
Master  Silas !  And  declare  upon  oath,  being 
sworn  in  my  presence,  first,  whether  said  fat  do 
proceed  of  venison ;  secondly,  whether  said  venison 
be  of  buck  or  doe." 

Whereupon  the  reverend  Sir  Silas  did  go  incon- 
tinently, and  did  bend  forward  his  head,  shoul- 
ders, and  body,  and  did  severally  taste  four  white 
solid  substances  upon  an  oaken  board ;  said  board 
being  about  two  yards  long,  and  one  yard  four 
inches  wide ;  found  in,  and  brought  thither  from, 
the  tenement  or  messuage  of  Andrew  Haggit, 
who  hath  absconded.  Of  these  four  white  solid 
substances,  two  were  somewhat  larger  than  a 
groat,  and  thicker ;  one  about  the  size  of  King 
Henry  the  Eighth's  shilling,  when  our  late  sov- 
ran lord  of  blessed  memory  was  toward  the 
lustiest ;  and  the  other,  that  is  to  say  the  mid- 
dlemost, did  resemble  in  some  sort  a  mushroom, 
not  over  fresh,  turned  upward  on  its  stalk. 

"  And  .what  sayest  thou,  Master  Silas  ] "  quoth 
the  knight. 

In  reply  whereunto  Sir  Silas  thus  averred: 

"  Venison  !  o'  my  conscience  ! 
Buck !  or  burn  me  alive  ! 

The  three  splashes  in  the  circumference  are  verily 
and  indeed  venison ;  buck,  moreover,  and  Char- 
lecote buck,  upon  my  oath  ! " 

Then  carefully  tasting  the  protuberance  in  the 
centre,  he  spat  it  out,  crying, 


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"  Plu> !  pho  !  villain  !  villain  !  "  and  shaking 
his  fist  at  the  culprit. 

Whereat  the  said  culprit  smiled  and  winked, 
and  said  off-hand, 

"  Save  thy  spittle,  Master  Silas  !  It  would 
supply  a  gaudy  mess  to  the  hungriest  litter ;  but 
it  would  turn  them  from  whelps  into  wolvets. 
'Tis  pity  to  throw  the  best  of  thee  away.  Nothing 
comes  out  of  thy  mouth  that  is  not  savory  and 
solid,  bating  thy  wit,  thy  sermons,  and  thy 
promises." 

It  was  my  duty  to  write  down  the  very  words, 
irreverent  as  they  are,  being  so  commanded. 
More  of  the  like,  it  is  to  be  feared,  would  have 
ensued,  but  that  Sir  Thomas  did  check  him, 
saying  shrewdly, 

"  Young  man !  I  perceive  that  if  I  do  not 
stop  thee  in  thy  courses,  thy  name,  being  in- 
volved in  thy  company's,  may  one  day  or  other 
reach  across  the  county  ;  and  folks  may  handle 
it  and  turn  it  about,  as  it  deserveth,  from  Coles- 
hill  to  Nuneaton,  from  Bromwicham  to  Browns- 
over.  And  who  knoweth  but  that,  years  after 
thy  death,  the  very  house  wherein  thou  wert 
born  may  be  pointed  at,  and  commented  on,  by 
knots  of  people,  gentle  and  simple  !  What  a 
shame  for  an  honest  man's  son !  Thanks  to  me, 
who  consider  of  measures  to  prevent  it !  Pos- 
terity shall  laud  and  glorify  me  for  plucking 
thee  clean  out  of  her  head,  and  for  picking  up 
timely  a  ticklish  skittle,  that  might  overthrow 
with  it  a  power  of  others  just  as  light.  I  will 
rid  the  hundred  of  thee,  with  God's  blessing! 
nay,  the  whole  shire.  We  will  have  none  such 
in  our  county :  we  justices  are  agreed  upon  it, 
and  we  will  keep  our  word  now  and  for  ever- 
more. Woe  betide  any  that  resembles  thee  in 
any  part  of  him  !  " 

Whereunto  Sir  Silas  added, 

"  We  will  dog  him,  and  worry  him,  and  haunt 
him,  and  bedevil  him ;  and  if  ever  he  hear  a 
comfortable  word,  it  shall  be  in  a  language  very 
different  from  his  own." 

"  As  different  as  thine  is  from  a  Christian's," 
said  the  youth. 

"  Boy  !  thou  art  slow  of  apprehension,"  said 
Sir  Thomas,  with  much  gravity ;  and,  taking  up 
the  cue,  did  rejoin  : 

"  Master  Silas  would  impress  upon  thy  ductile 
and  tender  mind  the  danger  of  evil  doing  ;  that 
we,  in  other  words,  that  justice,  is  resolved  to  fol- 
low him  up,  even  beyond  his  country,  where  he 
shall  hear  nothing  better  than  the  Italian  or  the 
Spanish,  or  the  black  language,  or  the  language  of 
Turk  or  Troubadour,  or  Tartar  or  Mongle.  And 
forsooth,  for  this  gentle  and  indirect  reproof,  a  gen- 
tleman in  priest's  orders  is  told  by  a  stripling  that 
he lacketh  Christianity!  Who  then  shall  give  it?" 

Shakspeare.  Who,  indeed  ]  when  the  founder 
of  the  feast  leaveth  an  invited  guest  so  empty  ! 
Yea,  sir,  the  guest  was  invited,  and  the  board  was 
spread.  The  fruits  that  lay  upon  it  be  there  still, 
and  fresh  as  ever  ;  and  the  bread  of  life  in  those 
capacious  canisters  is  unconsumed  and  unbroken.* 


Sir  Silas  (aside).  The  knave  maketh  me 
hungry  with  his  mischievous  similitudes. 

Sir  Thomas.  Thou  hast  aggravated  thy 
offence,  Will  Shakspeare  !  Irreverent  caitiff!  is 
this  a  discourse  for  my  chaplain  and  clerk  ?  Can 
he  or  the  worthy  scribe  Ephraim  (his  worship  was 
pleased  to  call  me  worthy)  write  down  such  words 
as  those,  about  litter  and  wolvets,  for  the  perusal 
and  meditation  of  the  grand  jury  ?  If  the  whole 
corporation  of  Stratford  had  not  unanimously 
given  it  against  thee,  still  his  tongue  would  catch 
thee,  as  the  evet  catcheth  a  gnat.  Know,  sirrah, 
the  reverend  Sir  Silas,  albeit  ill  appointed  for 
riding,  and  not  over-fond  of  it,  goeth  to  every 
house  wherein  is  a  venison  feast  for  thirty  miles 
round.  Not  a  buck's  hoof  on  any  stable-door  but 
it  awakeneth  his  recollections  like  a  red  letter. 

This  wholesome  reproof  did  bring  the  youth 
back  again  to  his  right  senses ;  and  then  said  he, 
with  contrition,  and  with  a  wisdom  beyond  his 
years,  and  little  to  be  expected  from  one  who  had 
spoken  just  before  so  unadvisedly  and  rashly, 

"  Well  do  I  know  it,  your  worship  !  And  verily 
do  I  believe  that  a  bone  of  one,  being  shovelled 
among  the  soil  upon  his  coffin,  would  forthwith 
quicken*  him.  Sooth  to  say,  there  is  ne'er  a 
buckhound  in  the  county  but  he  treateth  him  as 
a  godchild,  patting  him  on  the  head,  soothing  his 
velvety  ear  between  thumb  and  fore-finger,  eject- 
ing tick  from  tenement,  calling  him  fine  fellow, 
noble  lad,  and  giving  him  his  blessing,  as  one 
dearer  to  him  than  a  king's  death  to  a  debtor,t 
or  a  bastard  to  a  dad  of  eighty.  This  is  the  only 
kindness  I  ever  heard  of  Master  Silas  toward  his 
fellow  creatures.  Never  hold  me  unjust,  Sir 
Knight,  to  Master  Silas.  Could  I  learn  other 
good  of  him,  I  would  freely  say  it ;  for  we  do 
good  by  speaking  it,  and  none  is  easier.  Even 
bad  men  are  not  bad  men  while  they  praise  the 
just.  Their  first  step  backward  is  more  trouble- 
some andwrenchingto  them  than  the  first  forward." 

"  In  God's  name,  where  did  he  gather  all  this?" 
whispered  his  worship  to  the  chaplain,  by  whose 
side  I  was  sitting.  "  Why,  he  talks  like  a  man  of 
forty-seven,  or  more  ! " 

"  I  doubt  his  sincerity,  sir! "  replied  the  chap- 
lain. "  His  words  are  fairer  now  .  .  .  ." 

"  Devil  choke  him  for  them  !  "  interjected  he 
in  an  undervoice. 

"  .  .  .  .  and  almost  book- worthy ;  but  out  of 
place.  What  the  scurvy  cur  yelped  against  me, 
I  forgive  him  as  a  Christian.  Murrain  upon 
such  varlet  vermin  !  It  is  but  of  late  years 
that  dignities  have  come  to  be  reviled ;  the 
other  parts  of  the  Gospel  were  broken  long  be- 
fore ;  this  was  left  us;  and  now  this  likewise  is  to 
be  kicked  out  of  doors,  amid  the  mutterings  of 
such  mooncalves  as  him  yonder." 

"  Too  true,  Silas ! "  said  the  knight,  sighing 
deeply.  "  Things  are  not  as  they  were  in  our 


*  Quicken,  bring  to  life. 

t  Debtors  were  often  let  out  of  prison  at  the  coronation 
of  a  new  king,  but  creditors  never  paid  by  him. 


OP  WILLIAM  SHAKSPEAEE. 


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glorious  wars  of  York  and  Lancaster.  The  knaves 
were  thinned  then;  two  or  three  crops  a  year 
of  that  rank  squitch-grass  whichit  has  become  the 
fashion  of  late  to  call  the  people.  There  was  some 
difference  then  between  buff  doublets  and  iron 
mail;  and  the  rogues  felt  it.  Well-a-day!  we 
must  bear  what  God  willeth,  and  never  repine, 
although  it  gives  a  man  the  heart-ache.  "We  are 
bound  in  duty  to  keep  these  things  for  the  closet, 
and  to  tell  God  of  them  only  when  we  call  upon 
his  holy  name,  and  have  him  quite  by  ourselves." 

Sir  Silas  looked  discontented  and  impatient, 
and  said  snappishly, 

"  Cast  we  off  here,  or  we  shall  be  at  fault. 
Start  him,  sir  !  prythee,  start  him." 

Again  his  worship,  Sir  Thomas,  did  look 
gravely  and  grandly,  and,  taking  a  scrap  of  paper 
out  of  the  Holy  Book  then  lying  before  him,  did 
read  distinctly  these  words  : 

"  Providence  hath  sent  Master  Silas  back 
hither  this  morning  to  confound  thee  in  thy 
guilt." 

Again,  with  all  the  courage  and  composure  of 
an  innocent  man,  and  indeed  with  more  than 
what  an  innocent  man  ought  to  possess  in  the 
presence  of  a  magistrate,  the  youngster  said, 
pointing  toward  Master  Silas, 

"  The  first  moment  he  ventureth  to  lift  up  his 
visage  from  the  table,  hath  Providence  marked 
him  miraculously.  I  have  heard  of  black  malice. 
How  many  of  our  words  have  more  in  them  than 
we  think  of !  Give  a  countryman  a  plough  of 
silver,  and  he  will  plough  with  it  all  the  season, 
and  never  know  its  substance.  'Tis  thus  with 
our  daily  speech.  What  riches  lie  hidden  in  the 
vulgar  tongue  of  the  poorest  and  most  ignorant! 
What  flowers  of  Paradise  lie  under  our  feet, 
with  their  beauties  and  parts  undistinguished 
and  undiscerned,  from  having  been  daily  trodden 
on !  0  sir,  look  you  !  but  let  me  cover  my  eyes ! 
look  at  his  lips !  Gracious  Heaven !  they  were 
not  thus  when  he  entered  :  they  are  blacker  now 
than  Harry  Tewe's  bull-bitch's !  " 

Master  Silas  did  lift  up  his  eyes  in  astonish- 
ment and  wrath ;  and  his  worship  Sir  Thomas  did 
open  his  wider  and  wider,  and  cried  by  fits  and 
starts, 

"  Gramercy  !  true  enough  !  nay,  afore  God, 
too  true  by  half !  I  never  saw  the  like !  Who 
would  believe  it !  I  wish  I  were  fairly  rid  of  this 
examination !  my  hands  washed  clean  thereof ! 
Another  time  !  anon !  We  have  our  quarterly 
sessions !  We  are  many  together  :  at  present  I 
remand  .  .  .  ." 

And  now  indeed,  unless  Sir  Silas  had  taken  his 
worship  by  the  sleeve,  he  would  mayhap  have  re- 
manded the  lad.  But  Sir  Silas,  still  holding  the 
sleeve  and  shaking  it,  said  hurriedly, 

"  Let  me  entreat  your  worship  to  ponder. 
What  black  does  the  fellow  talk  of?  My  blood 
and  bile  rose  up  against  the  rogue ;  but  surely  I 
did  not  turn  black  in  the  face,  or  in  the  mouth,  as 
the  fellow  calls  it  ] " 

Whether  Master  Silas  had  some  suspicion  and 


inkling  of  the  cause,  or  not,  he  rubbed  his  right 
hand  along  his  face  and  lips,  and,  looking  upon 
it,  cried  aloud, 

"  Ho  !  ho  !  is  it  off?  There  is  some  upon  my 
finger's  end,  I  find.  Now  I  have  it ;  ay,  there  it 
is.  That  large  splash  upon  the  centre  of  the  table 
is  tallow,  by  my  salvation  !  The  profligates  sat 
up  until  the  candle  burned  out,  and  the  last  of  it 
ran  through  the  socket  upon  the  board.  We 
knew  it  before.  I  did  convey  into  my  mouth 
both  fat  and  smut !  " 

"  Many  of  your  cloth  and  kidney  do  that,  good 
Master  Silas,  and  make  no  wry  faces  about  it," 
quoth  the  youngster,  with  indiscreet  merriment, 
although  short  of  laughter,  as  became  him,  who 
had  already  stepped  too  far,  and  reached  the  mire. 

To  save  paper  and  time,  I  shall  now,  for  the 
most-part,  write  only  what  they  all  said,  not  say- 
ing that  they  said  it,  and  just  copying  out  in  my 
clearest  hand  what  fell  respectively  from  their 
mouths. 

Sir  Silas.  I  did  indeed  spit  it  forth,  and  emunge 
my  lips,  as  who  should  not  1 

Shakspeare.  Would  it  were  so  ! 

Sir  Silas.  Would  it  were  so !  in  thy  teeth, 
hypocrite ! 

Sir  Thomas.  And  truly  I  likewise  do  incline 
to  hope  and  credit  it,  as  thus  paraphrased  and 
expounded. 

Shakspeare.  Wait  until  this  blessed  day  next 
year,  sir,  at  the  same  hour.  You  shall  see  it  forth 
again  at  its  due  season  :  it  would  be  no  miracle  if 
it  lasted.  Spittle  may  cure  sore  eyes,  but  not 
blasted  mouths  and  scald  consciences. 

Sir  TJwmas.  Why!  who  taught  thee  all 
this] 

. .  Then  turned  he  leisurely  toward  Sir  Silas,  and 
placing  his  hand  outspredden  upon  the  arm  of  the 
chaplain,  said  unto  him  in  a  low,  judicial,  hollow 
voice, 

"  Every  word  true  and  solemn !  I  have  heard 
less  wise  saws  from  between  black  covers." 

Sir  Silas  was  indignant  at  this  under-rating,  as 
he  appeared  to  think  it,  of  the  church  and  its 
ministry,  and  answered  impatiently,  with  Chris- 
tian freedom, 

"  Your  worship  surely  will  not  listen  to  this 
wild  wizard  in  his  brothel-pulpit !  " 

Shakspeare.  Do  I  live  to  hear  Charlecote  Hall 
called  a  brothel-pulpit  ?  Alas  then  I  have  lived 
too  long ! 

Sir  'Silas.  We  will  try  to  amend  that  for 
thee. 

. .  William  seemed  not  to  hear  him,  loudly  as  he 
spake  and  pointedly  unto  the  youngster,  who 
wiped  his  eyes,  crying, 

"  Commit  me,  sir  !  in  mercy  commit  me ! 
Master  Ephraim  !  0  Master  Ephraim  !  A 
guiltless  man  may  feel  all  the  pangs  of  the 
guilty !  Is  it  you  who  are  to  make  out  the 
commitment  1  Dispatch !  dispatch  !  I  am  a-weary 
of  my  life.  If  I  dared  to  lie,  I  would  plead 
guilty." 

Sir  Thomas.    Heyday  !     No  wonder,  Master 


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Ephraim,  thy  entrails  are  moved  and  wamble. 
Dost  weep,  lad  1  Nay,  nay ;  thou  bearest  up 
bravely.  Silas  !  I  now  find,  although  the  example 
come  before  me  from  humble  life,  that  what  my 
mother  said  was  true ;  'twas  upon  my  father's 
demise.  '  In  great  grief  there  are  few  tears.'  " 

Upon  which  did  the  youth,  Willy  Shakspeare, 
jog  himself  by  the  memory,  and  repeat  these  short 
verses,  not  wide  from  the  same  purport. 
"  There  are,  alas,  some  depths  of  woe 
Too  vast  for  tears  to  overflow." 

Sir  Thomas.  Let  those  who  are  sadly  vexed 
in  spirit  mind  that  notion,  whoever  indited  it,  and 
be  men :  I  always  was ;  but  some  little  griefs  have 
pinched  me  woundily. 

. .  Master  Silas  grew  impatient,  for  he  had  ridden 
hard  that  morning,  and  had  no  cushion  upon  his 
seat,  as  Sir  Thomas  had.  I  have  seen  in  my  time, 
that  he  who  is  seated  on  beech-wood  hath  very 
different  thoughts  and  moralities  from  him  who 
is  seated  on  goose-feathers  under  doe-skin.  But 
that  is  neither  here  nor  there,  albeit,  an  I  die, 
as  I  must,  my  heirs,  Judith  and  her  boy  Elijah, 
may  note  it. 

Master  Silas,  as  above,  looked  sourishly,  and 
cried  aloud, 

"  The  witnesses !  the  witnesses !  testimony ! 
testimony !  We  shall  now  see  whose  black  goes 
deepest.  There  is  a  fork  to  be  had  that  can  hold 
the  slipperiest  eel,  and  a  finger  that  can  strip  the 
slimiest.  I  cry  your  worship  to  the  witnesses." 

Sir  Thomas.  Ay  indeed,  we  are  losing  the 
day :  it  wastes  toward  noon,  and  nothing  done. 
Call  the  witnesses.  How  are  they  called  by 
name  ?  Give  me  the  paper. 

. .  The  paper  being  forthwith  delivered  into  his 
worship's  hand  by  the  learned  clerk,  his  worship 
did  read  aloud  the  name  of  Euseby  Treen.  Where- 
upon did  Euseby  Treen  come  forth  through  the 
great  hall-door,  which  was  ajar,  and  answer  most 
audibly, 

"  Your  worship !" 

Straightway  did  Sir  Thomas  read  aloud,  in 
like  form  and  manner,  the  name  of  Joseph  Car- 
naby  ;  and  in  like  manner  as  aforesaid  did  Joseph 
Carnaby  make  answer  and  say, 

"  Your  worship  !" 

Lastly  did  Sir  Thomas  turn  the  light  of  his 
countenance  on  William  Shakspeare,  saying, 

"  Thou  seest  these  good  men  deponents  against 
thee,  William  Shakspeare." 

And  then  did  Sir  Thomas  pause.  And  pending 
this  pause  did  William  Shakspeare  look  sted- 
fastly  in  the  faces  of  both;  and  stroking  down  his 
own  with  the  hollow  of  his  hand,  from  the  jaw-bone 
to  the  chin-point,  said  unto  his  honour, 

"  Faith  !  it  would  give  me  much  pleasure,  and 
the  neighbourhood  much  vantage,  to  see  these  two 
fellows  good  men.  Joseph  Carnaby  and  Euseby 
Treen !  Why !  your  worship !  they  know  every 
hare's  form  in  Luddington-field  better  than1  their 
own  beds,  and  as  well  pretty  nigh  as  any  wench's 
in  the  parish." 

Then  turned  he,  with  jocular  scoff,  unto  Joseph 


Carnaby,  thus  accosting  him,  whom  his  shirt, 
being  made  stiffer  than  usual  for  the  occasion, 
rubbed  and  frayed. 

"  Ay,  Joseph !  smoothen  and  soothe  thy  collar- 
piece  again  and  again !  Hark-ye  !  I  know  what 
smock  that  was  knavishly  cut  from." 

Master  Silas  rose  up  in  high  choler,  and  said 
unto  Sir  Thomas, 

"  Sir !  do  not  listen  to  that  lewd  reviler :  I 
wager  ten  groats  I  prove  him  to  be  wrong  in  his 
scent.  Joseph  Carnaby  is  righteous  and  dis- 
creet." 

Shakspeare.  By  daylight  and  before  the  par- 
son. Bears  and  boars  are  tame  creatures  and 
discreet  in  the  sunshine  and  after  dinner. 

Treen.  I  do  know  his  down-goings  and  up- 
risings. 

Shakspeare.  The  man  and  his  wife  are  one, 
saith  holy  Scripture. 

Treen.  A  sober-paced  and  rigid  man,  if  such 
there  be.  Few  keep  Lent  like  unto  him. 

Shakspeare.  I  warrant  him,  both  lent  and 
stolen. 

Sir  Thomas.  Peace  and  silence  !  Now,  Joseph 
Carnaby,  do  thou  depose  on  particulars. 

Carnaby.  May  it  please  your  worship  !  I  was 
returning  from  Hampton  upon  Allhallowmas 
eve,  between  the  hours  of  ten  and  eleven  at  night, 
in  company  with  Master  Euseby  Treen;  and 
when  we  came  to  the  bottom  of  Mickle  Meadow, 
we  heard  several  men  in  discourse.  I  plucked 
Euseby  Treen  by  the  doublet,  and  whispered  in 
his  ear,  '  Euseby  !  Euseby  !  let  us  slink  along  in 
the  shadow  of  the  elms  and  willows.' 

Treen.  Willows  and  elm-trees  were  the  words. 

Shakspeare.  See,  your  worship  !  what  discord- 
ances !  They  can  not  agree  in  their  own  story. 

Sir  Silas.  The  same  thing,  the  same  thing, 
in  the  main. 

Shakspeare.  By  less  differences  than  this, 
estates  have  been  lost,  hearts  broken,  and  England, 
our  country,  filled  with  homeless,  helpless,  desti- 
tute orphans.  I  protest  against  it ! 

Sir  Silas.  Protest,  indeed  !    He  talks  as  if  he  - 
were  a  member  of  the  House  of  Lords.    They 
alone  can  protest. 

Sir  Thomas.  Your  attorney  may  object,  not 
protest,  before  the  lord  judge. 

Proceed  you,  Joseph  Carnaby. 

Carnaby.  In  the  shadow  of  the  willows  and 
elm-trees  then  .  . 

Shakspeare.  No  hints,  no  conspiracies !  Keep 
to  your  own  story,  man,  and  do  not  borrow  his. 

Sir  Silas.  I  over-rule  the'  objection.  Nothing 
can  be  more  futile  and  frivolous. 

Shakspeare.  So  learned  a  magistrate  as  your 
worship  will  surely  do  me  justice  by  hearing  me 
attentively.  I  am  young:  nevertheless,  having 
more  than  one  year  written  in  the  office  of  an 
attorney,  and  having  heard  and  listened  to  many 
discourses  and  questions  on  law,  I  can  not  but 
remember  the  heavy  fine  inflicted  on  a  gentle- 
man of  this  county,  who  committed  a  poor  man 
to  prison  for  being  in  possession  of  a  hare,  it 


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being  proved  that  the  hare  was  in  his  possession, 
and  not  he  in  the  hare's. 

Sir  Silas.  Synonymous  term !  synonymous 
term ! 

Sir  Thomas.  In  what  term  sayest  thou  was 
it  ?  I  do  not  remember  the  case. 

Sir  Silas.  Mere  quibble  !  mere  equivocation ! 
Jesuitical !  Jesuitical ! 

Shakspeare.  It  would  be  Jesuitical,  Sir  Silas, 
if  it  dragged  the  law  by  its  perversions  to  the 
side  of  oppression  and  cruelty.  The  order  of 
Jesuits,  I  fear,  is  as  numerous  as  its  tenets  are 
lax  and  comprehensive.  I  am  sorry  to  see  their 
frocks  flounced  with  English  serge. 

Sir  Silas.  I  don't  understand  thee,  viper  ! 

Sir  Thomas.  Cease  thou,  Will  Shakspeare ! 
Know  thy  place.  And  do  thou,  Joseph  Carnaby, 
take  up  again  the  thread  of  thy  testimony. 

Carnaby.  We  were  still  at  some  distance  from 
the  party,  when  on  a  sudden  Euseby  hung  an  .  .* 

Sir  Thomas.  As  well  write  '  drew  back,' 
Master  Ephraim  and  Master  Silas  !  Be  circum- 
specter  in  speech,  Master  Joseph  Carnaby !  I  did 
not  look  for  such  rude  phrases  from  that  starch- 
warehouse  under  thy  chin.  Continue,  man  ! 

Carnaby.  '  Euseby  ! '  said  I  in  his  ear,  '  what 
ails  thee,  Euseby  V  '  I  wag  no  farther,'  quoth  he. 
'  What  a  number  of  names  and  voices  ! ' 

Sir  Thomas.  Dreadful  gang!  a  number  of 
names  and  voices  !  Had  it  been  any  other  day 
in  the  year  but  Allhallowmas  eve !  To  steal  a 
buck  upon  such  a  day !  Well !  God  may  pardon 
even  that.  Go  on,  go  on.  But  the  laws  of  our 
country  must  have  their  satisfaction  and  atone- 
ment. Were  it  upon  any  other  day  in  the  calen- 
dar less  holy,  the  buck  were  nothing,  or  next  to 
nothing,  saving  the  law  and  our  conscience  and 
our  good  report.  Yet  we,  her  majesty's  justices, 
must  stand  in  the  gap,  body  and  soul,  against 
evil-doers.  Now  do  thou,  in  furtherance  of  this 
business,  give  thine  aid  unto  us,  Joseph  Carnaby  ! 
remembering  that  mine  eye  from  this  judgment- 
seat,  and  her  majesty's  bright  and  glorious  one 
overlooking  the  whole  realm,  and  the  broader  of 
God  above,  are  upon  thee. 

. .  Carnaby  did  quail  a  matter  at  these  words 
about  the  judgment-seat  and  the  broad  eye,  aptly 
and  gravely  delivered  by  him,  moreover,  who  hath 
to  administer  truth  and  righteousness  in  our 
ancient  and  venerable  laws,  and  especially  at  the 
present  juncture  in  those  against  park-breaking 
and  deer-stealing.  But  finally,  nought  discomfited, 
and  putting  his  hand  valiantly  atwixt  hip  and 
midriff,  so  that  his  elbow  well-nigh  touched  the 
taller  pen  in  the  ink-pot,  he  went  on. 

Carnaby.  '  In  the  shadow  of  the  willows  and 
elm-trees,'  said  he,  '  and  get  nearer.'  We  were 
still  at  some  distance,  maybe  a  score  of  furlongs, 
from  the  party  .  . 

Sir  Thomas.  Thou  hast  said  it  already,  all 
save  the  score  of  furlongs. 

Hast  room  for  them,  Master  Silas  1 


*  The  word  here  omitted  is  quite  illegible. 


Sir  Silas.  Yea  and  would  make  room  for  fifty, 
to  let  the  fellow  swing  at  his  ease. 

Sir  Thomas.  Hast  room,  Master  Ephraim  1 

"  'Tis  done,  most  worshipful !"  said  I.  Thelearned 
knight  did  not  recollect  that  I  could  put  fifty  fur- 
longs in  a  needle's  eye,  give  me  pen  fine  enough. 

But  far  be  it  from  me  to  vaunt  of  my  penman- 
ship, although  there  be  those  who  do  malign  it, 
even  in  my  own  township  and  parish ;  yet  they 
never  have  unperched  me  from  my  calling,  and 
have  had  hard  work  to  take  an  idle  wench  or 
two  from  under  me  on  Saturday  nights. 

I  memorize  thus  much,  not  out  of  any  malice 
or  any  soreness  about  me,  but  that  those  of  my 
kindred  into  whose  hands  it  please  God  these 
papers  do  fall  hereafter,  may  bear  up  stoutly  in 
such  straits ;  and  if  they  be  good  at  the  cudgel, 
that  they,  looking  first  at  their  man,  do  give  it 
him  heartily  and  unsparingly,  keeping  within  law. 

Sir  Thomas,  having  overlooked  what  we  had 
written,  and  meditated  awhile  thereupon,  said 
unto  Joseph, 

"  It  appeareth  by  thy  testimony  that  there  was 
a  huge  and  desperate  gang  of  them  a-foot.  Ee- 
vengeful  dogs  !  it  is  difficult  to  deal  with  them. 
The  laws  forbid  precipitancy  and  violence.  A 
dozen  or  two  may  return  and  harm  me  ;  not  me 
indeed,  but  my  tenants  and  servants.  I  would 
fain  act  with  prudence,  and  like  unto  him  who 
looketh  abroad.  He  must  tie  his  shoe  tightly, 
who  passeth  through  mire ;  he  must  step  softly 
who  steppeth  over  stones ;  he  must  walk  in  the 
fear  of  the  Lord  (which,  without  a  brag,  I  do  at 
this  present  feel  upon  me),  who  hopeth  to  reach 
the  end  of  the  straightest  road  in  safety." 

Sir  Silas.  Tut !  tut !  your  worship  !  Her 
majesty's  deputy  hath  matchlocks  and  halters  at 
a  knight's  disposal,  or  the  world  were  topsyturvy 
indeed. 

Sir  Thomas.  My  mental  ejaculations,  and  an 
influx  of  grace  thereupon,  have  shaken  and  washed 
from  my  brain  all  thy  last  words,  good  Joseph  ! 
Thy  companion  here,  Euseby  Treen,  said  unto 
thee  .  .  ay?  .  . 

Carnaby.  Said  unto  me,  '  What  a  number  of 
names  and  voices !  And  there  be  but  three  living 
men  in  all !  And  look  again  !  Christ  deliver  us ! 
all  the  shadows  save  one  go  leftward :  that  one 
lieth  right  upon  the  river.  It  seemeth  a  big  squat 
monster,  shaking  a  little,  as  one  ready  to  spring 
upon  its  prey.' 

Sir  Thomas.  A  dead  man  in  his  last  agonies, 
no  doubt.  Your  deer-stealer  doth  boggle  at 
nothing.  He  hath  alway  the  knife  in  doublet  and 
the  devil  at  elbow. 

I  wot  not  of  any  keeper  killed  or  missing.  To 
lose  one's  deer  and  keeper  too,  were  overmuch. 

Do,  in  God's  merciful  name,  hand  unto  me 
a  glass  of  sack,  Master  Silas !  I  wax  faintish  at 
the  big  squat  man.  He  hath  harmed  not  only 
me,  but  mine.  Furthermore,  the  examination  is 
grown  so  long. 

. .  Then  was  the  wine  delivered  by  Sir  Silas  into 
the  hand  of  his  worship,  who  drank  it  off  in  a 


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beaker  of  about  half  a  pint,  but  little  to  his  satis- 
faction :  for  he  said  shortly  afterward, 

"  Hast  thou  poured  no  water  into  the  sack, 
good  Master  Silas?  It  seemeth  weaker  and 
washier  than  ordinary,  and  affordeth  small  com- 
fort unto  the  breast  and  stomach." 

Sir  Silas.  Not  I,  truly,  sir,  and  the  bottle  is  a 
fresh  and  sound  one.  The  cork  reported  on  draw- 
ing, as  the  best  diver  doth  on  sousing  from 
Warwick  bridge  into  Avon.  A  rare  cork !  as 
bright  as  the  glass  bottle,  and  as  smooth  as  the 
lips  of  any  cow. 

Sir  Thomas.  My  mouth  is  out  of  taste  this 
morning ;  or  the  same  wine,  mayhap,  hath  a  dif- 
ferent force  and  flavour  in  the  dining-room  and 
among  friends.  But  to  business.  What  more? 

Carnaby.  '  Euseby  Treen,  what  may  it  be  ? ' 
said  I.  'I  know/quoth  he,  'but  dare  not  breathe  it.' 

Sir  Thomas.  I  thought  I  had  taken  a  glass  of 
wine  verily.  Attention  to  my  duty  as  a  magis- 
trate is  paramount.  I  mind  nothing  else  when 
that  lies  before  me. 

Carnaby  !  I  credit  thy  honesty,  but  doubt  thy 
manhood.  Why  not  breathe  it,  with  a  ven- 
geance ? 

Carnaby.  It  was  Euseby  who  dared  not. 

Sir  Thomas.  Stand  still :  say  nothing  yet : 
mind  my  orders :  fair  and  softly :  compose  thyself. 

. .  They  all  stood  silent  for  some  time,  and  looked 
very  composed,  awaiting  the  commands  of  the 
knight.  His  mind  was  clearly  in  such  a  state  of 
devotion,  that  peradventure  he  might  not  have 
descended  for  a  while  longer  to  his  mundane 
duties,  had  not  Master  Silas  told  him  that,  under 
the  shadow  of  his  wing,  their  courage  had  returned 
and  they  were  quite  composed  again. 

"  You  may  proceed,"  said  the  knight. 

Carnaby.  Master  Treen  did  take  off  his  cap 
and  wipe  his  forehead.  I,  for  the  sake  of  com- 
forting him  in  this  his  heaviness,  placed  my  hand 
upon  his  crown ;  and  truly  I  might  have  taken 
it  for  a  tuft  of  bents,  the  hair  on  end,  the  skin 
immovable  as  God's  earth. 

. .  Sir  Thomas,  hearing  these  words,  lifted  up  his 
hands  above  his  own  head,  and,  in  the  loudest 
voice  he  had  yet  uttered,  did  he  cry, 

"  Wonderful  are  thy  ways  in  Israel,  0  Lord  !" 

So  saying,  the  pious  knight  did  strike  his  knee 
with  the  palm  of  his  right  hand  ;  and  then  gave 
he  a  sign,  bowing  his  head  and  closing  his  eyes, 
by  which  Master  Carnaby  did  think  he  signified  his 
pleasure  that  he  should  go  on  deposing.  And  he 
went  on  thus  : 

Carnaby.  At  this  moment  one  of  the  accom- 
plices cried,  '  Willy  !  Willy  !  prythee  stop ! 
enough  in  all  conscience !  First  thou  divertedst  us 
from  our  undertaking  with  thy  strange  vagaries  ; 
thy  Italian  girls'  nursery  sighs ;  thy  Pucks  and 
pinchings,  and  thy  Windsor  whimsies.  No  kitten 
upon  a  bed  of  marum  ever  played  such  antics.  It 
was  summer  and  winter,  night  and  day,  with  us 
within  the  hour;  and  in  such  religion  did  we 
think  and  feel  it,  we  would  have  broken  the  man's 
jaw  who  gainsayed  it  We  have  slept  with  thee 


under  the  oaks  in  the  ancient  forest  of  Arden, 
and  we  have  wakened  from  our  sleep  in  the  tem- 
pest far  at  sea.*  Now  art  thou  for  frightening 
us  again  out  of  all  the  senses  thou  hadst  given  us, 
with  witches,  and  women  more  murderous  than 
they.' 

Then  followed  a  deeper  voice  :  '  Stouter  men 
and  more  resolute  are  few ;  but  thou,  my  lad,  hast 
words  too  weighty  for  flesh  and  bones  to  bear  up 
against.  And  who  knows  but  these  creatures 
may  pop  among  us  at  last,  as  the  wolf  did,  sure 
enough,  upon  him,  the  noisy  rogue,  who  so  long 
had  been  crying  wolf!  and  wolf!' 

Sir  Thomas.  Well  spoken,  for  two  thieves ; 
albeit  I  miss  the  meaning  of  the  most-part.  Did 
they  prevail  with  the  scapegrace,  and  stop  him  ? 

Carnaby.  The  last  who  had  spoken  did  slap 
him  on  the  shoulder,  saying,  'Jump  into  the 
punt,  lad,  and  across.'  Thereupon  did  Will  Shak- 
spearejump  into  said  punt,  and  begin  to  sing  a 
song  about  a  mermaid. 

Shakspeare.  Sir  !  is  this  credible  ?  I  will  be 
sworn  I  never  saw  one  ;  and  verily  do  believe  that 
scarcely  one  in  a  hundred  years  doth  venture  so 
far  up  the  Avon. 

Sir  Thomas.  There  is  something  in  this. 
Thou  mayest  have  sung  about  one,  nevertheless. 
Young  poets  take  great  liberties  with  all  female 
kind ;  not  that  mermaids  are  such  very  unlawful 
game  for  them,  and  there  be  songs  even  about 
worse  and  staler  fish.  Mind  ye  that !  Thou  hast 
written  songs,  and  hast  sung  ^them,  and  lewd 
enough  they  be,  God  wot ! 

SJuikspeare.  Pardon  me,  your  worship  !  they 
were  not  mine  then.  Peradventure  the  song  about 
the  mermaid  may  have  been  that  ancient  one 
which  every  boy  in  most  parishes  has  been  singing 
for  many  years,  and  perhaps  his  father  before 
him ;  and  somebody  was  singing  it  then,  mayhap, 
to  keep  up  his  courage  in  the  night 

Sir  Thomas.  I  never  heard  it. 

Shakspeare.  Nobody  would  dare  to  sing  in  the 
presence  of  your  worship,  unless  commanded ;  not 
even  the  mermaid  herself. 

Sir  TJiomas.  Canst  thou  sing  it  ? 

Shakspeare.  Verily,  I  can  sing  nothing. 

Sir  Thomas.  Canst  thou  repeat  it  from 
memory  ? 

Shakspeare.  It  is  so  long  since  I  have  thought 
about  it,  that  I  may  fail  in  the  attempt. 

Sir  Thomas.  Try,  however. 

Shakspeare. 

The  mermaid  sat  upon  the  rocks 

All  day  long. 
Admiring  her  beauty  and  combing  her  locks, 

And  singing  a  mermaid  song. 

Sir  TJiomas.  What  was  it?  what  was  it? 
I  thought  as  much.  There  thou  standest,  like  a 
woodpecker,  chattering  and  chattering,  breaking 
the  bark  with  thy  beak,  and  leaving  the  grub 


*  By  this  deposition  it  would  appear  that  Shakspeare 
had  formed  the  idea,  if  not  the  outline,  of  several  plays 
already,  much  as  he  altered  them,  no  doubt,  in  after-life. 


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where  it  was.      This  is  enough  to  put  a  saint  out 
of  patience. 

Slxikspeare.  The  wishes  of  your  worship 
possess  a  mysterious  influence :  I  now  remember 
all: 

And  hear  the  mermaid's  song  you  may, 

As  sure  as  sure  can  be, 
If  you  will  but  follow  the  sun  all  day, 
And  souse  with  him  into  the  sea. 

Sir  Thomas.  It  must  be  an  idle  fellow  who 
would  take  that  trouble  :  beside,  unless  he  nicked 
the  time  he  might  miss  the  monster.  There  be 
many  who  are  slow  to  believe  that  the  mermaid 
singeth. 

Shakspeare.  Ah  sir!  not  only  the  mermaid 
singeth,  but  the  merman  sweareth,  as  another  old 
song  will  convince  you. 

Sir  Thomas.  I  would  fain  be  convinced  "of 
God's  wonders  in  the  great  deeps,  and  would  lean 
upon  the  weakest  reed,  like  unto  thee,  to  manifest 
his  glory.  Thou  mayest  convince  me. 

Shakspeare. 

A  wonderful  story,  my  lasses  and  lads, 
Perad  venture  you  "ve  heard  from  your  grannams  or  dads, 
Of  a  merman  that  came  every  night  to  woo 
The  spinster  of  spinsters,  our  Catherine  Crewe. 

But  Catherine  Crewe 
Is  now  seventy-two, 
And  avers  she  hath  half  forgotten 
The  truth  of  the  tale,  when  you  ask  her  about  it, 
And  says,  as  if  fain  to  deny  it  or  flout  it, 
Pooh  !  the  merman  is  dead  and  rotten. 

The  merman  came  up,  as  the  mermen  are  wont, 
To  the  top  of  the  water,  and  then  swam  upon't ; 
And  Catherine  saw  him  with  both  her  two  eyes, 
A  lusty  young  merman  full  six  feet  in  size. 

And  Catherine  was  frighten'd, 

Her  scalp-skin  it  tighten'd, 
And  her  head  it  swam  strangely,  although  on  dry  land  ; 

And  the  merman  made  bold 

Eftsoons  to  lay  hold 
(This  Catherine  well  recollects)  of  her  hand. 

But  how  could  a  merman,  if  ever  so  good, 

Or  if  ever  so  clever,  be  well  understood 

By  a  simple  young  creature  of  our  flesh  and  blood  ? 

Some  tell  us  the  merman 
Can  only  speak  German, 
In  a  voice  between  grunting  and  snoring ; 
But  Catherine  says  he  had  learnt  in  the  wars 
The  language,  persuasions,  and  oaths  of  our  tars, 
And  that  even  his  voice  was  not  foreign. 

Yet  when  she  was  asked  how  he  managed  to  hide 
The  green  fishy  tail,  coming  out  of  the  tide 

For  night  after  night  above  twenty, 
'  You  troublesome  creatures ! '  old  Catherine  replied, 

'  In  hit  pocket :  won't  that  now  content  ye  ? ' 

Sir  Thomas.  I  have  my  doubts  yet.  I  shoulc 
have  said  unto  her  seriously,  '  Kate !  Kate !  I  am 
not  convinced.1  There  may  be  witchcraft  or  sorti 
lege  in  it.  I  would  have  made  it  a  star-chamber 
matter. 

Shakspeare.  It  was  one,  sir ! 

Sir  Thomas.  And  now  I  am  reminded  by  this 
silly  childish  song,  which,  after  all,  is  not  the  tru< 
mermaid's,  thou  didst  tell  me,  Silas,  that  th 


apers  found  in  the  lad's  pocket  were  intended 
or  poetry. 

Sir  Silas.  I  wish  he  had  missed  his  aim,  sir, 
n  your  park,  as  he  hath  missed  it  in  his  poetry. 
The  papers  are  not  worth  reading ;  they  do  not 
jo  against  him  in  the  point  at  issue. 

Sir  Thomas.  We  must  see  that;  they  being 
aken  upon  his  person  when  apprehended. 

Sir  Silas.  Let  Ephraim  read  them  then  :  it 
behoveth  not  me,  a  Master  of  Arts,  to  con  a 
whelp's  whining. 

Sir  Thomas.  Do  thou  read  them  aloud  unto 
us,  good  Master  Ephraim. 

. .  Whereupon  I  took  the  papers,  which  young 
Willy  had  not  bestowed  much  pains  on  ;  and  they 
posed  and  puzzled  me  grievously,  for  they  were 
jlottedand  scrawled  in  many  places,  as  if  somebody 
iad  put  him  out.  These  likewise  I  thought  fit, 
after  long  consideration,  to  write  better,  and  pre- 
serve, great  as  the  loss  of  time  is  when  men  of 
business  take  in  hand  such  unseemly  matters. 
However,  they  are  decenter  than  most,  and  not 
without  their  moral :  for  example  : 

TO  THE  OWLET. 

Who,  O  thou  sapient  saintly  bird ! 
Thy  shouted  warnings  ever  heard 

Unbleached  by  fear  ? 

The  blue-faced  blubbering  imp,  who  steals 
Yon  turnips,  thinks  thee  at  his  heels, 

Afar  or  near. 

The  brawnier  churl  who  brags  at  times 
To  front  and  top  the  rankest  crimes, 

To  paunch  a  deer, 

Quarter  a  priest,  or  squeeze  a  wench, 
Scuds  from  thee,  clammy  as  a  tench, 

He  knows  not  where. 

For  this  the  righteous  Lord  of  all 
Consigns  to  thee  the  castle-wall, 

When,  many  a  year, 
Closed  in  the  chancel- vault,  are  eyes 
Rainy  or  sunny  at  the  sighs 

Of  knight  or  peer. 

Sir  Thomas,  when  I  had  ended,  said  unto  me, 

"  No  harm  herein ;  but  are  they  over  ? " 

I  replied,  "  Yea,  sir !  " 

"  I  miss  the  posy"  quoth  he ;  "  there  is  usually 
a  lump  of  sugar,  or  a  smack  thereof,  at  the  bottom 
of  the  glass.  They  who  are  inexperienced  in 
poetry  do  write  it  as  boys  do  their  copies  in  the 
copy-book,  without  a  flourish  at  the  finis.  It  ia 
only  the  master  who  can  do  this  befittingly." 

I  bowed  unto  his  worship  reverentially,  thinking 
of  a  surety  he  meant  me,  and  returned  my  best 
thanks  in  set  language.  But  his  worship  rebuffed 
them,  and  told  me  graciously  that  he  had  an  eye 
on  another  of  very  different  quality;  that  the 
plain  sense  of  his  discourse  might  do  for  me,  the 
subtiler  was  certainly  for  himself.  He  added, 
that  in  his  younger  days  he  had  heard  from  a 
person  of  great  parts,  and  had  since  profited  by  it, 
that  ordinary  poets  are  like  adders ;  the  tail  blunt 
and  the  body  rough,  and  the  whole  reptile  cold- 
blooded and  sluggish ;  whereas  we,  he  subjoined, 
leap  and  caracole  and  curvet,  and  are  as  warm  as 
velvet,  and  as  sleek  as  satin,  and  as  perfumed  as 


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a  Naples  fan,  in  every  part  of  us ;  and  the  end  of 
our  poems  is  as  pointed  as  a  perch's  back-fin,  and 
it  requires  as  much  nicety  to  pick  it  up  as  a 
needle  *  at  nine  groats  the  hundred." 

Then  turning  towards  the  culprit,  he  said  mildly 
unto  him, 

"  Now  why  canst  thou  not  apply  thyself  unto 
study?  Why  canst  thou  not  ask  advice  of  thy 
superiors  in  rank  and  wisdom  ]  In  a  few  years, 
under  good  discipline,  thou  mightest  rise  from  the 
owlet  unto  the  peacock.  I  know  not  what  pleasant 
things  might  not  come  into  the  youthful  head 
thereupon. 

"  He  was  the  bird  of  Venus,t  goddess  of  beauty. 
He  flew  down  (I  speak  as  a  poet,  and  not  in  my 
quality  of  knight  and  Christian)  with  half  the 
stars  of  heaven  upon  his  tail;  and  his  long  blue 
neck  doth  verily  appear  a  dainty  slice  out  of  the 
solid  sky." 

Sir  Silas  smote  me  with  his  elbow,  and  said  in 
my  ear, 

"  He  wanteth  not  this  stuffing :  he  beats  a 
pheasant  out  of  the  kitchen,  to  my  mind,  take 
him  only  at  the  pheasant's  size,  and  don't  (upon 
your  life)  overdo  him. 

"  Never  be  cast  down  in  spirit,  nor  take  it  too 
grievously  to  heart,  if  the  colour  be  a  suspicion 
of  the  pinkish  :  no  sign  of  rawness  in  that :  none 
whatever.  It  is  as  becoming  to  him  as  to  the 
salmon  ;  it  is  as  natural  to  your  pea-chick  in  his 
best  cookery,  as  it  is  to  the  finest  October  morning, 
moist  underfoot,  when  partridge's  and  puss's 
and  reynard's  scent  lies  sweetly." 

Willy  Shakspeare  in  the  meantime  lifted  up  his 
hands  above  his  ears  half  a  cubit,  and,  taking 
breath  again,  said  audibly,  although  he  willed  it 
to  be  said  unto  himself  alone, 

"  0  that  knights  could  deign  to  be  our  teachers  ! 
Methinks  I  should  briefly  spring  up  into  heaven, 
through  the  very  chink  out  of  which  the  peacock 
took  his  neck." 

Master  Silas,  who,  like  myself  and  the  worship- 
ful knight,  did  overhear  him,  said  angrily, 

"  To  spring  up  into  heaven,  my  lad,  it  would  be 
as  well  to  have  at  least  one  foot  upon  the  ground 
to  make  the  spring  withal.  I  doubt  whether  we 
shall  leave  thee  this  vantage." 

"  Nay,  nay !  thou  art  hard  upon  him,  Silas  !  " 
said  the  knight. 

I  was  turning  over  the  other  papers  taken  from 
the  pocket  of  the  culprit  on  his  apprehension, 
and  had  fixed  my  eyes  on  one,  when  Sir  Thomas 
caught  them  thus  occupied,  and  exclaimed, 

"  Mercy  upon  us  !  have  we  more  ? " 

"  Your  patience,  worshipful  sir  !"  said  I ;  "must 
I  forward  1 " 


*  The  greater  part  of  the  value  of  the  present  work 
arises  from  the  certain  information  it  affords  us  on  the 
price  of  needles  in  the  reign  of  Elizabeth  :  fine  needles  in 
her  days  were  made  only  at  Liege,  and  some  few  cities  in 
the  Netherlands,  and  may  be  reckoned  among  those  things 
which  were  much  dearer  than  they  are  now. 

t  Mr.  Tooke  had  not  yet  published  his  Pantheon. 


"  Yea,  yea,"  quoth  he,  resignedly,  "  we  must  go 
through  :  we  are  pilgrims  in  this  life." 

Then  did  I  read,  in  a  clear  voice,  the  contents  of 
paper  the  second,  being  as  followeth  : 

THE  MAID'S  LAMENT. 

I  loved  him  not ;  and  yet  now  he  is  gone 

I  feel  I  am  alone. 
I  check'd  him  while  he  spoke ;  yet  could  he  speak, 

Alas  !  I  would  not  check. 
For  reasons  not  to  love  him  once  I  sought, 

And  wearied  all  my  thought 
To  vex  myself  and  him  :  I  now  would  give 

My  love,  could  he  but  live 
Who  lately  lived  for  me,  and  when  he  found 

'Twas  vain,  in  holy  ground 
He  hid  his  face  amid  the  shades  of  death. 

I  waste  for  him  my  breath 
Who  wasted  his  for  me :  but  mine  returns, 
9       And  this  lorn  bosom  burns 
With  stifling  heat,  heaving  it  up  in  sleep, 

And  waking  me  to  weep 
Tears  that  had  melted  his  soft  heart :  for  years 

Wept  he  as  bitter  tears. 
Merciful  God  !  such  was  his  latest  prayer, 

These  may  she  never  share  ! 
Quieter  is  his  breath,  his  breast  more  cold, 

Than  daisies  in  the  mould, 
Where  children  spell,  athwart  the  churchyard  gate, 

His  name  and  life's  brief  date. 
Pray  for  him,  gentle  souls,  whoe'er  you  be, 

And  oh  !  pray  too  for  me ! 

Sir  Thomas  had  fallen  into  a  most  comfortable 
and  refreshing  slumber  ere  this  lecture  was  con- 
cluded :  but  the  pause  broke  it,  as  there  be  many 
who  experience  after  the  evening  service  in  our 
parish-church.  Howbeit,  he  had  presently  all  his 
wits  about  him,  and  remembered  well  that  he 
had  been  carefully  counting  the  syllables,  about 
the  time  when  I  had  pierced  as  far  as  into  the 
middle. 

"  Young  man,"  said  he  to  Willy,  "  thou  givest 
short  measure  in  every  other  sack  of  the  load. 
Thy  uppermost  stake  is  of  right  length ;  the 
undermost  falleth  off,  methinks. 

"  Master  Ephraim,  canst  thou  count  syllables  ? 
I  mean  no  offence.  I  may  have  counted  wrong- 
fully myself,  not  being  born  nor  educated  for  an 
accountant." 

At  such  order  I  did  count ;  and  truly  the 
suspicion  was  as  just  as  if  he  had  neither  been  a 
knight  nor  a  sleeper. 

"Sad  stuff!  sad  stuff  indeed!"  said  Master 
Silas,  "  and  smelling  of  popery  and  wax-candles." 

"  Aye  ? "  said  Sir  Thomas,  "  I  must  sift  that." 

"  If  praying  for  the  dead  is  not  popery,"  said 
Master  Silas,  "  I  know  not  what  the  devil  is. 
Let  them  pray  for  us ;  they  may  know  whether  it 
will  do  us  any  good  :  we  need  not  pray  for  them ; 
we  can  not  tell  whether  it  will  do  them  any.  I 
call  this  sound  divinity." 

"Are  our  churchmen  all  agreed  thereupon?" 
asked  Sir  Thomas. 

"  The  wisest  are,"  replied  Master  Silas.  "  There 
are  some  lank  rascals  who  will  never  agree  upon 
anything  but  upon  doubting.  I  would  not  give 
ninepence  for  the  best  gown  upon  the  most  thrifty 
of  'em ;  and  their  fingers  are  as  stiff  and  hard  with 


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their  pedlary  knavish  writing,  as  any  bishop's  are 
with  chalk-stones  won  honestly  from  the  gout." 

Sir  Thomas  took  the  paper  up  from  the  table 
on  which  I  had  laid  it,  and  said,  after  a  while, 

"  The  man  may  only  have  swooned.  I  scorn  to 
play  the  critic,  or  to  ask  anyone  the  meaning  of 
a  word  ;  but,  sirrah  ! " 

Here  he  turned  in  his  chair  from  the  side  of 
Master  Silas,  and  said  unto  Willy, 

"  William  Shakspeare  !  out  of  this  thraldom  in 
regard  to  popery,  I  hope,  by  God's  blessing,  to 
deliver  thee.  If  ever  thou  repeatest  the  said 
verses,  knowing  the  man  to  be  to  all  intents  and 
purposes  a  dead  man,  prythee  read  the  censurable 
line  as  thus  corrected, 

Pray  for  our  Virgin  Queen,  gentles  !  whoe'er  you  be, 

although  it  is  not  quite  the  thing  that  another 
should  impinge  so  closely  on  her  skirts. 

"  By  this  improvement,  of  me  suggested,  thou 
mayest  make'  some  amends,  a  syllable  or  two, 
for  the  many  that  are  weighed  in  the  balance  and 
are  found  wanting." 

Then  turning  unto  me,  as  being  conversant  by 
my  profession  in  such  matters,  and  the  same 
being  not  very  worthy  of  learned  and  staid  clerks 
the  like  of  Master  Silas,  he  said, 

"  Of  all  the  youths  that  did  ever  write  in  verse, 
this  one  verily  is  he  who  hath  the  fewest  flowers 
and  devices.  But  it  would  be  loss  of  time  to  form 
a  border  in  the  fashion  of  a  kingly  crown,  or  a 
dragon  or  a  Turk  on  horseback,  out  of  buttercups 
and  dandelions. 

"  Master  Ephraim !  look  at  these  badgers  !  with 
a  long  leg  on  one  quarter  and  a  short  leg  on  the 
other.  The  wench  herself  might  well  and  truly 
have  said  all  that  matter  without  the  poet,  bating 
the  rhymes  and  metre.  Among  the  girls  in  the 
country  there  are  many  such  shilly-shallys,  who 
give  themselves  sore  eyes  and  sharp  eye-water : 
I  would  cure  them  rod  in  hand." 

Whereupon  did  William  Shakspeare  say,  with 
great  humility, 

"  So  would  ;l,  may  it  please  your  worship,  an 
they  would  let  me." 

"  Incorrigible  sluts !  Out  upon  'em  !  and  thou 
art  no  better  than  they  are,"  quoth  the  knight. 

Master  Silas  cried  aloud,  "  No  better,  marry ! 
they  at  the  worst  are  but  carted  and  whipt  for  the 
edification  of  the  market-folks.*  Not  a  squire  or 
parson  in  the  county  round  but  comes  in  his  best 
to  see  a  man  hanged." 

"  The  edification  then  is  higher  by  a  deal,"  said 
William,  very  composedly. 

"Troth!  is  it,"  replied  Master  Silas.  "The 
most  poisonous  reptile  has  the  richest  jewel  in  his 
head :  thou  shalt  share  the  richest  gift  bestowed 
upon  royalty,  and  shalt  cure  the  king's  evil."  f 

*  This  was  really  the  case  within  our  memory. 

t  It  was  formerly  thought,  and  perhaps  is  thought  still, 
that  the  hand  of  a  man  recently  hanged  being  rubbed  on 
the  tumour  of  the  king's  evil  was  able  to  cure  it.  The 
crown  and  the  gallows  divided  the  glory  of  the  sovran 
remedy. 


"  It  is  more  tractable,  then,  than  the  church's," 
quoth  William ;  and,  turning  his  face  toward  the 
chair,  he  made  an  obeisance  to  Sir  Thomas, 
saying, 

"  Sir !  the  more  submissive  my  behaviour  is, 
the  more  vehement  and  boisterous  is  Master 
Silas.  My  gentlest  words  serve  only  to  carry  him 
toward  the  contrary  quarter,  as  the  south-wind 
bloweth  a  ship  northward." 

"  Youth ! "  said  Sir  Thomas,  smiling  most  be- 
nignly, "  I  find,  and  well  indeed  might  I  have 
surmised,  thy  utter  ignorance  of  winds,  equinoxes, 
and  tides.  Consider  now  a  little!  With  what 
propriety  can  a  wind  be  called  a  south-wind  if  it 
bloweth  a  vessel  to  the  north  ?  Would  it  be  a 
south-wind  that  blew  it  from  this  hall  into 
Warwick  market-place  ? " 

"  It  would  be  a  strong  one,"  tsaid  Master  Silas 
unto  me,  pointing  his  remark,  as  witty  men  are 
wont,  with  the  elbow-pan. 

But  Sir  Thomas,  who  waited  for  an  answer, 
and  received  none,  continued, 

"  Would  a  man  be  called  a  good  man  who 
tended  and  pushed  on  toward  evil  ? " 

Shakspeare.  I  stand  corrected.  I  could  sail 
to  Cathay  or  Tartary*  with  half  the  nautical 
knowledge  I  have  acquired  in  this  glorious  hall. 

The  devil  impelling  a  mortal  to  wrong 
courses,  is  thereby  known  to  be  the  devil.  He, 
on  the  contrary,  who  exciteth  to  good  is  no  devil, 
but  an  angel  of  light,  or  under  the  guidance  of 
one.  The  devil  driveth  unto  his  own  home ;  so 
doth  the  south-wind,  so  doth  the  north-wind. 

Alas !  alas !  we  possess  not  the  mastery  over 
our  own  weak  minds,  when  a  higher  spirit 
standeth  nigh,  and  draweth  us  within  his 
influence. 

Sir  Thomas.  Those  thy  words  are  well  enough ; 
very  well,  very  good,  wise,  discreet,  [judicious 
beyond  thy  years.  But  then  that  sailing  comes 
in  an  awkward,  ugly  way  across  me ;  that  Cathay, 
that  Tartarus! 

Have  a  care !  Do  thou  nothing  rashly. 
Mind !  an  thou  stealeth  my  punt  for  the  purpose, 
I  send  the  constable  after  thee  or  e'er  thou  art 
half  way  over. 

Shakspeare.  He  would  make  a  stock-fish  of 
me  an  he  caught  me.  It  is  hard  sailing  out  of 
his  straits,  although  they  be  carefully  laid  down 
in  most  parishes,  and  many  have  taken  them 
from  actual  survey. 

Sir  Silas.  Sir,  we  have  bestowed  on  him 
already  well-nigh  a  good  hour  of  our  time. 

. .  Sir  Thomas,  who  was  always  fond  of  giving 
admonition  and  reproof  to  the  ignorant  and 
erring,  and  who  had  found  the  seeds  (little 
mustard-seeds,  'tis  true,  and  never  likely  to  arise 
into  the  great  mustard-tree  of  the  Gospel)  in  the 
poor  lad  Willy,  did  let  his  heart  soften  a  whit 
tenderer  and  kindlier  than  Master  Silas  did,  and 
said  unto  Master  Silas, 


*  And  yet  he  never  did  sail]  any  farther  than    into 
Bohemia. 


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"  A  good  hour  of  our  time  !  Yea,  Silas  !  and 
thou  wouldst  give  him  eternity  ! " 

"What,  sir!  would  you  let  him  go?"  said 
Master  Silas.  "  Presently  we  shall  have  neither 
deer  nor  dog,  neither  hare  nor  coney,  neither 
swan  nor  heron ;  every  carp  from  pool,  every 
bream  from  brook,  will  be  groped  for.  The 
marble  monuments  in  the  church  will  no  longer 
protect  the  leaden  coffins ;  and  if  there  be  any 
ring  of  gold  on  the  finger  of  knight  or  dame,  it 
will  be  torn  away  with  as  little  ruth  and  ceremony 
as  the  ring  from  a  butchered  sow's  snout." 

"  Awful  words  !  Master  Silas,"  quoth  the  knight, 
musing ;  "  but  thou  mistakest  my  intentions.  I 
let  him  not  go  :  howbeit,  at  worst  I  would  only 
mark  him  in  the  ear,  and  turn  him  up  again 
after  this  warning,  peradventure  with  a  few 
stripes  to  boot,  athwart  the  shoulders,  in  order  to 
make  them  shrug  a  little,  and  shake  off  the 
burden  of  idleness." 

Now  I,  having  seen,  I  dare  not  say  the  inno- 
cence, but  the  innocent  and  simple  manner  of 
Willy,  and  pitying  his  tender  years,  and  having  an 
inkling  that  he  was  a  lad,  poor  Willy !  whom 
God  had  endowed  with  some  parts,  and  into  whose 
breast  he  had  instilled  that  milk  of  loving-kind- 
ness, by  which  alone  we  can  be  like  unto  those 
little  children  of  whom  is  the  household  and 
kingdom  of  our  Lord,  I  was  moved,  yea  even 
unto  tears.  And  now,  to  bring  gentler  thoughts 
into  the  hearts  of  Master  Silas  and  Sir  Thomas, 
who  in  his  wisdom  deemed  it  a  light  punishment 
to  slit  an  ear  or  two,  or  inflict  a  wiry  scourging, 
I  did  remind  his  worship  that  another  paper  was 
yet  unread,  at  least  to  them,  although  I  had  been 
perusing  it. 

This  was  much  pleasanter  than  the  two  former, 
and  overflowing  with  the  praises  of  the  worthy 
knight  and  his  gracious  lady;  and,  having  an 
echo  to  it  in  another  voice,  I  did  hope  thereby  to 
disarm  their  just  wrath  and  indignation.  It  was 
thus  couched. 

FIRST  SHEPHERD. 

Jesu  !  what  lofty  elms  are  here  ! 
Let  me  look  through  them  at  the  clear 
Deep  sky  above,  and  bless  my  star 
That  such  a  worthy  knight's  they  are ! 

SECOND  SHEPHERD. 

Innocent  creatures !  how  those  deer 
Trot  merrily,  and  romp  and  rear ! 

FIRST   SHEPHERD. 

The  glorious  knight  who  walks  beside 
His  most  majestic  lady  bride, 

SECOND  SHEPHERD. 

Under  these  branches  spreading  wide, 

FIRST  SHEPHERD. 

Carries  about  so  many  cares 

Touching  his  ancestors  and  heirs, 

That  came  from  Athens  and  from  Rome, 

SECOND  SHEPHERD. 

As  many  of  them  as  are  come, 

FIRST  SHEPHERD. 

Nought  else  the  smallest  lodge  can  find 
In  the  vast  manors  of  his  mind  ; 
Envying  not  Solomon  his  wit, 


SECOND   SHEPHERD. 

No,  nor  his  women  ;  not  a  bit ; 
Being  well-built  and  well-behaved 
As  Solomon,  I  trow,  or  David. 

FIRST  SHEPHERD. 

And  taking  by  his  jewell'd  hand 

The  jewel  of  that  lady  bland, 

He  sees  the  tossing  antlers  pass 

And  throw  quaint  shadows  o'er  the  grass  ; 

While  she  alike  the  hour  beguiles, 

And  looks  at  him  and  them,  and  smiles. 

SECOND  SHEPHERD. 

With  conscience  proof  'gainst  Satan's  shock, 

Albeit  finer  than  her  smock,* 

Marry !  her  smiles  are  not  of  vanity, 

But  resting  on  sound  Christianity. 

Faith  you  would  swear  had  nail'd  f  her  ears  on 

The  book  and  cushion  of  the  parson. 

"  Methinks  the  rhyme  at  the  latter  end  might 
be  bettered,"  said  Sir  Thomas.  "  The  remainder 
is  indited  not  unaptly.  But,  young  man  !  never 
having  obtained  the  permission  of  my  honourable 
dame  to  praise  her  in  guise  of  poetry,  I  can  not 
see  all  the  merit  I  would  fain  discern  in  the 
verses.  She  ought  first  to  have  been  sounded ; 
and  it  being  certified  that  she  disapproved  not 
her  glorification,  then  might  it  be  trumpeted 
forth  into  the  world  below." 

"  Most  worshipful  knight !"  replied  the  youngster ; 
"  I  never  could  take  it  in  hand  to  sound  a  dame 
of  quality ;  they  are  all  of  them  too  deep  and  too 
practised  for  me,  and  have  better  and  abler  men 
about  'em.  And  surely  I  did  imagine  to  myself, 
that  if  it  were  asked  of  any  honourable  man 
(omitting  to  speak  of  ladies)  whether  he  would  give 
permission  to  be  openly  praised,  he  would  reject  the 
application  as  a  gross  offence.  It  appeareth  to 
me  that  even  to  praise  one's  self,  although  it  be 
shameful,  is  less  shameful  than  to  throw  a  burn- 
ing coal  into  the  incense-box  that  another  doth 
hold  to  waft  before  us,  and  then  to  snift  and 
simper  over  it,  with  maidenly  wishful  coyness,  as 
if  forsooth  one  had  no  hand  in  setting  it  a-smoke." 

Then  did  Sir  Thomas,  in  his  zeal  to  instruct  the 
ignorant,  and  so  make  the  lowly  hold  up  their 
heads,  say  unto  him, 

"  Nay,  but  all  the  great  do  thus.  Thou  must 
not  praise  them  without  leave  and  license.  Praise 
unpermitted  is  plebeian  praise.  It  is  presumption 
to  suppose  that  thou  knowest  enough  of  the  noble 
and  the  great  to  discover  their  high  qualities. 
They  alone  could  manifest  them  unto  thee.  It 
requireth  much  discernment  and  much  time  to 
enucleate  and  bring  into  light  their  abstruse 
wisdom  and  gravely  featured  virtues.  Those  of 
ordinary  men  lie  before  thee  in  thy  daily  walks: 
thou  mayest  know  them  by  converse  at  their 
tables,  as  thou  knowest  the  little  tame  squirrel 


*  Smock,  formerly  a  part  of  the  female  dress,  corre- 
sponding with  shroud,  or  what  we  now  call  (or  lately 
called)  thirt,  of  the  man's.  Fox,  speaking  of  Latimer's 
burning,  says,  "  Being  slipped  into  his  shroud." 

t  Faith  nailing  the  ears  is  a  strong  and  sacred  metaphor. 
The  rhyme  is  imperfect :  Shakspearc  was  not  always 
attentive  to  these  minor  beauties. 


OF  WILLIAM  SHAKSPEAEE. 


273 


that  chippeth  his  nuts  in  the  open  sunshine  of  a 
bowling-green.  But  beware  how  thou  enterest 
the  awful  arbours  of  the  great,  who  conceal  their 
magnanimity  in  the  depths  of  their  hearts,  as 
lions  do." 

He  then  paused ;  and  observing  the  youth  in 
deep  and  earnest  meditation  over  the  fruits  of  his 
experience,  as  one  who  tasted  and  who  would 
fain  digest  them,  he  gave  him  encouragement, 
and  relieved  the  weight  of  his  musings  by  kind 
interrogation  : 

"  So  then  these  verses  are  thine  own  V 

The  youth  answered, 

"  Sir,  I  must  confess  my  fault." 

"  And  who  was  the  shepherd  written  here 
'  Second  Shepherd,'  that  had  the  ill  manners  to 
interrupt  thee  ?  Methinks,  in  helping  thee  to 
mount  the  saddle,  he  pretty  nigh  tossed  thee 
over,*  with  his  jerks  and  quirks." 

Without  waiting  for  any  answer,  his  worship 
continued  his  interrogations  : 

"  But  do  you  woolstaplers  call  yourselves  by 
the  style  and  title  of  shepherds  V 

"  Verily,  sir,  do  we  ;  and  I  trust  by  right.  The 
last  owner  of  any  place  is  called  the  master,  more 
properly  than  the  dead  and  gone  who  once  held  it. 
If  that  be  true  (and  who  doubts  it  ?)  we,  who  have 
the  last  of  the  sheep,  namely  the  wool  and  skin, 
and  who  buy  all  of  all  the  flock,  surely  may  more 
properly  be  called  shepherds,  than  those  idle 
vagrants  who  tend  them  only  for  a  season,  selling 
a  score  or  purchasing  a  score,  as  may  happen." 

Here  Sir  Thomas  did  pause  awhile,  and  then 
said  unto  Master  Silas, 

"  My  own  cogitations,  and  not  this  stripling, 
have  induced  me  to  consider  and  to  conclude  a 
weighty  matter  for  knightly  scholarship.  I  never 
could  rightly  understand  before  how  Colin  Clout, 
and  sundry  others  calling  themselves  shepherds, 
should  argue  like  doctors  in  law,  physic,  and 
divinity. 

"  Silas  !  they  were  woolstaplers ;  and  they 
must  have  exercised  their  wits  in  dealing  with 
tithe-proctors  aud  parsons,  and  moreover  with 
fellows  of  colleges  from  our  two  learned  universi- 
ties, who  have  sundry  lands  held  under  them,  as 
thou  knowest,  and  take  the  small  tithes  in  kind. 
Colin  Clout,  methinks,  from  his  extensive  learning, 
might  have  acquired  enough  interest  with  the 
Queen's  Highness  to  change  his  name  for  the 
better,  and,  furthermore,  her  royal  license  to  carry 
armorial  bearings,  in  no  peril  of  taint  from  so 
unsavory  an  appellation." 


*  Shakspeare  seems  to  have  profited  afterward  by  this 
metaphor,  even  more  perhaps  than  by  all  the  direct  pieces 
of  instruction  in  poetry  given  him  so  handsomely  by  the 
worthy  knight.  And  here  it  may  be  permitted  the  editor 
to  profit  also  by  the  manuscript,  correcting  in  Shakspeare 
what  is  absolute  nonsense  as  now  printed  : 

Vaulting  ambition  that  o'erleaps  itself 
And  falls  on  the  other  side. 

Other  side  of  what  ?    It  should  be  ft*  sell.    Sell  is  saddle 
in  Spenser  and  elsewhere,  from  the  Latin  and  Italian. 
VOL.  n. 


Master  Silas  did  interrupt  this  discourse,  by 
saying, 

"  May  it  please  your  worship,  the  constable  is 
waiting." 

Whereat  Sir  Thomas  said  tartly, 

"  And  let  him  wait."* 

Then  to  me, 

"  I  hope  we  have  done  with  verses,  and  are  not 
to  be  befooled  by  the  lad's  nonsense  touching 
mermaids  or  worse  creatures." 

Then  to  Will, 

"  William  Shakspeare  !  we  live  in  a  Christian 
land,  a  land  of  great  toleration  and  forbearance. 
Threescore  cartsful  of  faggots  a  year  are  fully  suf- 
ficient to  clear  our  English  air  from  every  pesti- 
lence of  heresy  and  witchcraft.  It  hath  not  alway 
been  so,  God  wot !  Innocent  and  guilty  took  their 
turns  before  the  fire,  like  geese  and  capons.  The 
spit  was  never  cold ;  the  cook's  sleeve  was  ever 
above  the  elbow.  Countrymen  came  down  from 
distant  villages,  into  towns  and  cities,  to  see  per- 
verters  whom  they  had  never  heard  of,  and  to 
learn  the  righteousness  of  hatred.  When  heretics 
waxed  fewer,  the  religious  began  to  grumble,  that 
God,  in  losing  his  enemies,  had  also  lost  his 
avengers. 

"  Do  not  thou,  William  Shakspeare,  dig  the 
hole  for  thy  own  stake.  If  thou  canst  not  make 
men  wise,  do  not  make  them  merry  at  thy  cost. 
We  are  not  to  be  paganised  any  more.  Having 
struck  from  our  calendars,  and  unnailed  from  our 
chapels,  many  dozens  of  decent  saints,  with  as 
little  compunction  and  remorse  as  unlucky  lads 
throw  frog-spawn  and  tadpoles  out  of  stagnant 
ditches,  never  let  us  think  of  bringing  back 
among  us  the  daintier  divinities  they  ousted. 
All  these  are  the  devil's  imps,  beautiful  as  they 
appear  in  what  we  falsely  call  works  of  genius, 
which  really  and  truly  are  the  devil's  own ;  sta- 
tues more  graceful  than  humanity,  pictures  more 
living  than  life,  eloquence  that  raised  single  cities 
above  empires,  poor  men  above  kings.  If  these 
are  not  Satan's  works,  where  are  they  ?  I  will 
tell  thee  where  they  are  likewise.  In  holding 
vain  converse  with  false  gods.  The  utmost  we 
can  allow  in  propriety  is  to  call  a  knight  Phosbus, 
and  a  dame  Diana.  They  are  not  meat  for  every 
trencher. 

"We  must  now  proceed  straightforward  with  the 
business  on  which  thou  comest  before  us.  What 
further  sayest  thou,  witness  ?' 

Treen.  His  face  was  toward  me :  I  saw  it 
clearly.  The  graver  man  followed  him  into  the 
punt,  and  said  roughly,  '  We  shall  get  hanged  as 
sure  as  thou  pipest.' 


*  It  has  been  suggested  that  this  answer  was  borrowed 
from  Virgil,  and  goes  strongly  against  the  genuineness  of 
the  manuscript.  The  editor's  memory  was  upon  the 
stretch  to  recollect  the  words :  the  learned  critic  supplied 
them  : 

"  Solum  .Eneas  vocat :  et  vocet,  oro." 

The  editor  could  only  reply,  indeed  weakly,  that  calling 
and  waiting  are  not  exactly  the  same,  unless  when  trades- 
men rap  and  gentlemen  are  leaving  town. 


274 


CITATION  AND  EXAMINATION 


Whereunto  he  answered, 


'  Naturally,  as  fall  upon  the  ground 
The  leaves  in  winter  and  the  girls  in  spring.' 

And  then  began  he  again  with  the  mermaid  : 
whereat  the  graver  man  clapped  a  hand  before 
his  mouth,  and  swore  he  should  take  her  in  wed- 
lock, to  have  and  to  hold,  if  he  sang  another  stave. 
'  And  thou  shalt  be  her  pretty  little  bridemaid,' 
quoth  he  gaily  to  the  graver  man,  chucking  him 
under  the  chin. 

Sir  Thomas.  And  what  did  Carnaby  say  unto 
thee,  or  what  didst  thou  say  unto  Carnaby  1 

Treen.  Carnaby  said  unto  me,  somewhat 
tauntingly,  '  The  big  squat  man,  that  lay  upon 
thy  breadbasket  like  a  night-mare,  is  a  punt  at 
last,  it  seems.' 

'  Punt,  and  more  too,'  answered  I.  '  Tarry 
awhile,  and  thou  shalt  see  this  punt  (so  let  me 
call  it)  lead  them  into  temptation,  and  swamp 
them,  or  carry  them  to  the  gallows :  I  would  not 
stay  else.' 

Sir  Thomas.  And  what  didst  thou,  Joseph 
Carnaby  ] 

Carnaby.  Finding  him  neither  slack  nor  shy, 
I  readily  tarried.  We  knelt  down  opposite  each 
other,  and  said  our  prayers ;  and  he  told  me  he 
was  now  comfortable.  '  The  evil  one,'  said  he, 
'  hath  enough  to  mind  yonder  :  he  shall  not  hurt 
us.'  Never  was  a  sweeter  night,  had  there  been 
but  some  mild  ale  under  it,  which  anyone  would 
have  sworn  it  was  made  for.  The  milky  way 
looked  like  a  long  drift  of  hailstones  on  a  sunny 
ridge. 

Sir  Thomas.  Hast  thou  done  describing  ? 

Carnaby.  Yea,  an  please  your  worship. 

Sir  Thomas.  God's  blessing  be  upon  thee, 
honest  Carnaby !  I  feared  a  moon-fall.  In  our 
days  nobody  can  think  about  a  plum-pudding  but 
the  moon  comes  down  upon  it.  I  warrant  ye  this 
lad  here  hath  as  many  moons  in  his  poems  as  the 
Saracens  had  in  their  banners. 

Shakspeare.  I  have  not  hatched  mine  yet, 
sir.  Whenever  I  do  I  trust  it  will  be  worth  tak- 
ing to  market. 

Carnaby.  I  said  all  I  know  of  the  stars ;  but 
Master  Euseby  can  run  over  half  a  score  and  up- 
ward, here  and  there.  '  Am  I  right  or  wrong  V 
cried  he,  spreading  on  the  back  of  my  hand  all 
his  fingers,  stiff  as  antlers  and  cold  as  icicles. 
'  Look  up,  Joseph !  Joseph !  there  is  no  Lucifer 
in  the  firmament.'  I  myself  did  feel  queerish 
and  qualmy  upon  hearing  that  a  star  was  missing, 
being  no  master  of  gainsaying  it ;  and  I  abased 
my  eyes,  and  entreated  of  Euseby  to  do  in  like 
manner.  And  in  this  posture  did  we  both  of  us 
remain;  and  the  missing  star  did  not  disquiet 
me  ;  and  all  the  others  seemed  as  if  they  knew  us 
and  would  not  tell  of  us ;  and  there  was  peace 
and  pleasantness  over  sky  and  earth.  And  I  said 
to  my  companion, 

'  How  quiet  now,  good  Master  Euseby,  are  all 
God's  creatures  in  this  meadow,  because  they  never 
pry  into  such  high  matters,  but  breathe  sweetly 


among  the  pig-nuts.  The  only  things  we  hear  or 
see  stirring  are  the  glow-worms  and  dormice,  as 
though  they  were  sent  for  our  edification,  teaching 
us  to  rest  contented  with  our  own  little  light,  and 
to  come  out  and  seek  our  sustenance  where  none 
molest  or  thwart  us.' 

Shakspeare.  Ye  would  have  it  thus,  no  doubt, 
when  your  pockets  and  pouches  are  full  of  gins 
and  nooses. 

Sir  Thomas.  A  bridle  upon  thy  dragon's 
tongue !  And  do  thou,  Master  Joseph,  quit  the 
dormice  and  glow-worms,  and  tell  us  whither  did 
the  rogues  go. 

Carnaby.  I  wot  not  after  they  had  crossed  the 
river :  they  were  soon  out  of  sight  and  hearing. 

Sir  Thomas.  Went  they  toward  Charlecote] 

Carnaby.  Their  first  steps  were  thitherward. 

Sir  TJiomas.  Did  they  come  back  unto  the 
punt? 

Carnaby.  They  went  down  the  stream  in  it, 
and  crossed  the  Avon  some  fourscore  yards  below 
where  we  were  standing.  They  came  back  in  it, 
and  moored  it  to  the  sedges  in  which  it  had  stood 
before. 

Sir  Thomas.  How  long  were  they  absent  1 

Carnaby.  Within  an  hour,  or  thereabout,  all 
the  three  men  returned.  Will  Shakspeare  and 
another  were  sitting  in  the  middle,  the  third 
punted. 

'  Remember  now,  gentles  ! '  quoth  William 
Shakspeare,  '  the  road  we  have  taken  is  hence- 
forward a  footpath  for  ever,  according  to  law.' 

'  How  so  ? '  asked  the  punter,  turning  toward 
him. 

'  Forasmuch  as  a  corpse  hath  passed  along  it,' 
answered  he. 

Whereupon  both  Euseby  and  myself  did  forth- 
with fall  upon  our  faces,  commending  our  souls 
unto  the  Lord. 

Sir  Thomas.  It  was  then  really  the  dead  body 
that  quivered  so  fearfully  upon  the  water,  covering 
all  the  punt !  Christ,  deliver  us  !  I  hope  the 
keeper  they  murdered  was  not  Jeremiah.  His 
wife  and  four  children  would  be  very  chargeable, 
and  the  man  was  by  no  mean  amiss.  Proceed ! 
what  further  1 

Carnaby.  On  reaching  the  bank,  '  I  never  sat 
pleasanter  in  my  lifetime,'  said  William  Shaks- 
peare, '  than  upon  this  carcass.' 

Sir  Thomas.  Lord  have  mercy  upon  us ! 
Thou  upon  a  carcass,  at  thy  years  ? 

. .  And  the  knight  drew  back  his  chair  half  an 
ell  further  from  the  table,  and  his  lips  quivered 
at  the  thought  of  such  inhumanity. 

'•'  And  what  said  he  more  1  and  what  did  he  V 
asked  the  knight. 

Carnaby.  He  patted  it  smartly,  and  said, 
'  Lug  it  out ;  break  it.' 

Sir  TJiomas.  These  four  poor  children !  who 
shall  feed  them  1 

Sir  Silas.  Sir !  in  God's  name  have  you  for- 
gotten that  Jeremiah  is  gone  to  Nun-Eaton  to  see 
his  father,  and  that  the  murdered  man  is  the 
buck? 


OF  WILLIAM  SHAKSPEARE. 


275 


Sir  Thomas.  They  killed  the  buck  likewise. 
But  what,  ye  cowardly  varlets !  have  ye  been 
deceiving  me  all  this  time?  And  thou,  youngster, 
couldst  thou  say  nothing  to  clear  up  the  case  1 
Thou  shalt  smart  for  it.  Methought  I  had  lost 
by  a  violent  death  the  best  servant  ever  man  had  ; 
righteous,  if  there  be  no  blame  in  saying  it,  as 
the  prophet  whose  name  he  beareth,  and  brave  as 
the  lion  of  Judah. 

Shakspeare.  Sir,  if  these  men  could  deceive 
your  worship  for  a  moment,  they  might  deceive 
me  for  ever.  I  could  not  guess  what  their  story 
aimed  at,  except  my  ruin.  I  am  inclined  to  lean 
for  once  toward  the  opinion  of  Master  Silas,  and 
to  believe  it  was  really  the  stolen  buck  on  which 
this  William  (if  indeed  there  is  any  truth  at  all  in 
the  story)  was  sitting. 

Sir  Thomas.  What  more  hast  thou  for  me  that 
is  not  enigma  or  parable  1 

Carnaby.  I  did  not  see  the  carcass,  man's  or 
beast's,  may  it  please  your  worship,  and  I  have 
recited  and  can  recite  that  only  which  I  saw  and 
heard.  After  the  words  of  lugging  out  and  break- 
ing it,  knives  were  drawn  accordingly.  It  was  no 
time  to  loiter  or  linger.  We  crope  back  under  the 
shadow  of  the  alders  and  hazels  on  the  high  bank 
that  bordereth  Mickle  Meadow,  and,  making 
straight  for  the  public  road,  hastened  homeward. 

Sir  Thomas.  Hearing  this  deposition,  dost 
thou  affirm  the  like  upon  thy  oath,  Master  Euseby 
Treen,  or  dost  thou  vary  in  aught  essential  ] 

Treen.  Upon  my  oath  I  do  depose  and  affirm 
the  like,  and  truly  the  identical  same  ;  and  I  will 
never  more  vary  upon  aught  essential. 

Sir  Thomas.  I  do  now  further  demand  of  thee 
whether  thou  knowest  anything  more  apper- 
taining unto  this  business. 

Treen.  Ay,  verily  :  that  your  worship  may 
never  hold  me  for  timorsome  and  superstitious, 
I  do  furthermore  add  that  some  other  than  deer- 
stealers  was  abroad.  In  sign  whereof,  although  it 
was  the  dryest  and  clearest  night  of  the  season, 
my  jerkin  was  damp  inside  and  outside  when 
I  reached  the  house-door. 

SJiakspeare.  I  warrant  thee,  Euseby,  the  damp 
began  not  at  the  outside.  A  word  in  thy  ear : 
Lucifer  was  thy  tapster,  I  trow. 

Sir  Thomas.  Irreverent  swine  !  hast  no  awe 
nor  shame  ?  Thou  hast  aggravated  thy  offence, 
William  Shakspeare,  by  thy  foul-mouthedness. 

Sir  Silas.  I  must  remind  your  worship,  that 
he  not  only  has  committed  this  iniquity  afore,  but 
hath  pawed  the  puddle  he  made,  and  relapsed 
into  it  after  due  caution  and  reproof.  God  forbid 
that  what  he  spake  against  me,  out  of  the  gall  of 
his  proud  stomach,  should  move  me.  I  defy  him, 
a  low  ignorant  wretch,  a  rogue  and  vagabond,  a 
thief  and  cut-throat,  a  .  .  .*  monger  and  mutton- 
eater. 

Shakspeare.    Your    worship    doth    hear    the 


*  Here  the  manuscript  is  blotted;  but  the  probability 
is,  that  it  was  fishmonger,  rather  than  ironmonger,  fish- 
mongers having  always  been  notorious  cheats  and  liars. 


learned  clerk's  testimony  in  my  behalf.  '  Out  of 
the  mouth  of  babes  and  sucklings  .  .' 

Sir  Thomas.  Silas  !  The  youth  has  failings ;  a 
madcap  ;  but  he  is  pious. 

Shakspeare.  Alas,  no,  sir !  Would  I  were ! 
But  Sir  Silas,  like  the  prophet,  came  to  curse  and 
was  forced  to  bless  me,  even  me,  a  sinner,  a 
mutton-eater ! 

Sir  Thomas.  Thou  urgedst  him.  He  beareth 
no  ill-will  toward  thee.  Thou  knewedst,  I  suspect, 
that  the  blackness  in  his  mouth  proceeded  from 
a  natural  cause. 

Shakspeare.  The  Lord  is  merciful !  I  was 
brought  hither  in  jeopardy ;  I  shall  return  in  joy. 
Whether  my  innocence  be  declared  or  otherwise, 
my  piety  and  knowledge  will  be  forwarded  and 
increased  :  for  your  worship  will  condescend,  even 
from  the  judgment-seat,  to  enlighten  the  ignorant 
where  a  soul  shall  be  saved  or  lost !  And  I,  even 
I,  may  trespass  a  moment  on  your  courtesy. 
I  quail  at  the  words  natural  cause.  Be  there 
any  such  ? 

Sir  Thomas.  Youth !  I  never  thought  thee 
so  staid.  Thou  hast,  for  these  many  months,  been 
represented  unto  me  as  one  dissolute  and  light, 
much  given  unto  mummeries  and  mysteries,  wakes 
and  carousals,  cudgel-fighters  and  mountebanks, 
and  wanton  women.  They  do  also  represent  of 
thee  (I  hope  it  may  be  without  foundation)  that 
thou  enactest  the  parts,  not  simply  of  foresters 
and  fairies,  girls  in  the  green-sickness  and  friars, 
lawyers  and  outlaws,  but  likewise,  having  small 
reverence  for  station,  of  kings  and  queens,  knights 
and  privy-counsellors,  in  all  their  glory.  It  hath 
been  whispered  moreover,  and  the  testimony  of 
these  two  witnesses  doth  appear  in  some  measure 
to  countenance  and  confirm  it,  that  thou  hast  at 
divers  times  this  last  summer  been  seen  and  heard 
alone,  inasmuch  as  human  eye  may  discover,  on 
the  narrow  slip  of  greensward  between  the  Avon 
and  the  chancel,  distorting  thy  body  like  one 
possessed,  and  uttering  strange  language,  like 
unto  incantation.  This  however  cometh  not 
before  me.  Take  heed !  take  heed  unto  thy  ways  : 
there  are  graver  things  in  law  even  than  homicide 
and  deer-stealing. 

Sir  Silas.  And  strong  against  him.  Folks 
have  been  consumed  at  the  stake  for  pettier 
felonies  and  upon  weaker  evidence. 

Sir  Thomas.  To  that  anon. 

. .  William  Shakspeare  did  hold  down  his  head, 
answering  nought.  And  Sir  Thomas  spake  again 
unto  him,,  as  one  mild  and  fatherly,  if  so  be  that 
such  a  word  may  be  spoken  of  a  knight  and 
parliament-man.  And  these  are  the  words  he 
spake : 

"  Eeason  and  ruminate  with  thyself  now.  To 
pass  over  and  pretermit  the  danger  of  representing 
the  actions  of  the  others,  and  mainly  of  lawyers  and 
churchmen,  the  former  of  whom  do  pardon  no 
offences,  and  the  latter  those  only  against  God, 
(having  no  warrant  for  more)  canst  thou  believe  it 
innocent  to  counterfeit  kings  and  queens  ?  Sup- 
posest  thou  that  if  the  impression  of  their  faces  on 


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a  farthing  be  felonious  and  rope-worthy,  the  imita- 
tion of  head  and  body,  voice  and  bearing,  plume 
and  strut,  crown  and  mantle,  and  everything  else 
that  maketh  them  royal  and  glorious,  be  aught 
less?  Perpend,  young  man,  perpend  !  Consider 
who  among  inferior  mortals  shall  imitate  them 
becomingly?  Dreamest  thou  they  talk  and  act 
like  checkmen  at  Banbury  fair?  How  can  thy 
shallow  brain  suffice  for  their  vast  conceptions  ? 
How  darest  thou  say,  as  they  do,  hang  this  fellow, 
quarter  that,  flay,  mutilate,  stab,  shoot,  press, 
hook,  torture,  burn  alive  ?  These  are  royalties. 
Who  appointed  thee  to  such  office  1  The  Holy 
Ghost  ?  He  alone  can  confer  it ;  but  when  wert 
thou  anointed  ? " 

William  was  so  zealous  in  storing  up  these 
verities,  that  he  looked  as  though  he  were  uncon- 
scious that  the  pouring-out  was  over.  He  started, 
which  he  had  not  done  before,  at  the  voice  of 
Master  Silas ;  but  soon  recovered  his  complacency, 
and  smiled  with  much  serenity  at  being  called 
low-minded  varlet. 

"  Low-minded  varlet !"  cried  Master  Silas,  most 
contemptuously,  "dost  thou  imagine  that  king 
calleth  king,  like  thy  chums,  filcher  and  fibber, 
whirligig  and  nincompoop  ?  Instead  of  this  low 
vulgarity  and  sordid  idleness,  ending  in  nothing, 
they  throw  at  one  another  such  fellows  as  thee  by 
the  thousand,  and  when  they  have  cleared  the 
land,  render  God  thanks  and  make  peace." 

Willy  did  now  sigh  out  his  ignorance  of  these 
matters ;  and  he  sighed  mayhap  too  at  the 
recollection  of  the  peril  he  had  run  into,  and  had 
ne  'er  a  word  on  the  nail.* 

The  bowels  of  Sir  Thomas  waxed  tenderer  and 
tenderer ;  and  he  opened  his  lips  in  this  fashion  : 

"  Stripling !  I  would  now  communicate  unto 
thee,  on  finding  thee  docile  and  assentaneous,  the 
instruction  thou  needest  on  the  signification  of 
the  words  natural  cause,  if  thy  duty  toward  thy 
neighbour  had  been  first  instilled  into  thee." 

Whereupon  Master  Silas  did  interpose,  for  the 
dinner-hour  was  drawing  nigh. 

"  We  can  not  do  all  at  once,"  quoth  he.  "Coming 
out  of  order,  it  might  harm  him.  Malt  before 
hops,  the  world  over,  or  the  beer  muddies." 

But  Sir  Thomas  was  not  to  be  pricked  out  of 
his  form  even  by  so  shrewd  a  pricker ;  and,  like 
unto  one  who  heareth  not,  he  continued  to  look 
most  graciously  on  the  homely  vessel  that  stood 
ready  to  receive  his  wisdom. 

"Thy  mind,"  said  he,  "being  unprepared  for 
higher  cogitations,  and  the  groundwork  and 
religious  duty  not  being  well  rammer-beaten  and 
flinted,  I  do  pass  over  this  supererogatory  point, 
and  inform  thee  rather,  that  bucks  and  swans  and 
herons  have  something  in  their  very  names 
announcing  them  of  knightly  appertenance.  And 
(God  forfend  that  evil  do  ensue  therefrom !)  that 
a  goose  on  the  common,  or  a  game-cock  on  the 
loft  of  cottager  or  villager,  may  be  seized,  bagged, 


*  Perhaps  a  pun  was  intended  ;  or  possibly  it  might,  in 

*  On  the  nail  appears  to  be  intended  to  express  ready    the  age  of  Elizabeth, have  been  a  vulgar  term  for  hanging, 
payment.  although  we  find  no  trace  of  the  expression  in  other  books. 


and  abducted,  with  far  less  offence  to  the  laws- 
In  a  buck  there  is  something  so  gainly  and  so 
grand,  he  treadeth  the  earth  with  such  ease  and 
such  agility,  he  abstaineth  from  all  other  animals 
with  such  punctilious  avoidance,  one  would  imagine 
God  created  him  when  he  created  knighthood.  In 
the  swan  there  is  such  purity,  such  coldness  is 
there  in  the  element  he  inhabiteth,  such  solitude 
of  station,  that  verily  he  doth  remind  me  of  the 
Virgin  Queen  herself.  Of  the  heron  I  have  less 
to  say,  not  having  him  about  me ;  but  I  never 
heard  his  lordly  croak  without  the  conceit  that  it 
resembled  a  chancellor's  or  a  primate's. 

"  I  do  perceive,  William  Shakspeare,  thy  com- 
punction and  contrition." 

Shakspeare.  I  was  thinking,  may  it  please 
your  worship,  of  the  game-cock  and  the  goose, 
having  but  small  notion  of  herons.  This  doctrine 
of  abduction,  please  your  worship,  hath  been 
alway  inculcated  by  the  soundest  of  our  judges. 
Would  they  had  spoken  on  other  points  with  the 
same  clearness.  How  many  unfortunates  might 
thereby  have  been  saved  from  crossing  the 
Cordilleras  !  * 

Sir  Thomas.  Ay,  ay  !  they  have  been  fain  to 
fly  the  country  at  last,  thither  or  elsewhere. 

. .  And  then  did  Sir  Thomas  call  unto  him 
Master  Silas,  and  say, 

"  Walk  we  into  the  bay-window.  And  thou 
mayest  come,  Ephraim." 

And  when  we  were  there  together,  I,  Master 
Silas,  and  his  worship,  did  his  worship  say  unto 
the  chaplain,  but  oftener  looking  toward  me, 

"  I  am  not  ashamed  to  avouch  that  it  goeth 
against  me  to  hang  this  young  fellow,  richly  as 
the  offence  in  its  own  nature  doth  deserve  it ;  he 
talketh  so  reasonably ;  not  indeed  so  reasonably, 
but  so  like  unto  what  a  reasonable  man  may  listen 
to  and  reflect  on.  There  is  so  much  too  of  com- 
passion for  others  in  hard  cases,  and  something 
so  very  near  in  semblance  to  innocence  itself  in 
that  airy  swing  of  lightheartedness  about  him.  I 
can  not  fix  my  eyes  (as  one  would  say)  on  the 
shifting  and  sudden  shade-and-shine,  which 
cometh  back  to  me,  do  what  I  will,  and  mazes  me 
in  a  manner,  and  blinks  me." 

At  this  juncture  I  was  ready  to  fall  upon  the 
ground  before  his  worship,  and  clasp  his  knees 
for  Willy's  pardon.  But  he  had  so  many  points 
about  him,  that  I  feared  to  discompose  'em,  and 
thus  make  bad  worse.  Beside  which,  Master 
Silas  left  me  but  scanty  space  for  good  resolutions, 
crying, 

"  He  may  be  committed  to  save  time.  After- 
ward he  may  be  sentenced  to  death,  or  he  may 
not." 

Sir  Thomas.  'Twere  shame  upon  me  were  he 
not :  'twere  indication  that  I  acted  unadvisedly 
in  the  commitment. 

Sir  Silas.    The   penalty  of  the  law  may  be 


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commuted,  if  expedient,  on  application  to  the 
fountain  of  mercy  in  London. 

Sir  Thomas.  Maybe,  Silas,  those  shall  be 
standing  round  the  fount  of  mercy  who  play  in 
idleness  and  wantonness  with  its  waters,  and  let 
them  not  flow  widely,  nor  take  their  natural 
course.  Dutiful  gallants  may  encompass  it,  and 
it  may  linger  among  the  flowers  they  throw  into 
it,  and  never  reach  the  parched  lip  on  the  way- 
side. 

These  are  homely  thoughts,  thoughts  from 
a-field,  thoughts  for  the  study  and  housekeeper's 
room.  But  whenever  I  have  given  utterance 
unto  them,  as  my  heart  hath  often  prompted  me 
with  beatings  at  the  breast,  my  hearers  seemed 
to  bear  toward  me  more  true  and  kindly  affection 
than  my  richest  fancies  and  choicest  phraseologies 
could  purchase. 

'Twere  convenient  to  bethink  thee,  should 
any  other  great  man's  park  have  been  robbed  this 
season,  no  judge  upon  the  bench  will  back  my 
recommendation  for  mercy.  And  indeed  how 
could  I  expect  it  ?  Things  may  soon  be  brought 
to  such  a  pass  that  their  lordships  shall  scarcely 
find  three  haunches  each  upon  the  circuit. 

. .  "  Well,  sir!"  quoth  Master  Silas,  "  you  have 
a  right  to  go  on  in  your  own  way.  Make  him 
only  give  up  the  girl. 

Here  Sir  Thomas  reddened  with  righteous  in- 
dignation, and  answered, 

"  I  can  not  think  it !  such  a  stripling  ?  poor, 
penniless  :  it  must  be  some  one  else." 

And  now  Master  Silas  did  redden  in  his  turn 
redder  than  Sir  Thomas,  and  first  asked  me, 

"  What  the  devil  do  you  stare  at  ]" 

And  then  asked  his  worship, 

"  Who  should  it  be  if  not  the  rogue  V  and  his 
lips  turned  as  blue  as  a  blue-bell. 

Then  Sir  Thomas  left  the  window,  and  again 
took  his  chair,  and  having  stood  so  long  on  his 
legs,  groaned  upon  it  to  ease  him.  His  worship 
scowled  with  all  his  might,  and  looked  exceedingly 
wroth  and  vengeful  at  the  culprit,  and  said  unto 
him, 

"  Harkye,  knave  !  I  have  been  conferring  with 
my  learned  clerk  and  chaplain  in  what  manner  I 
may,  with  the  least  severity,  rid  the  county 
(which  thou  disgracest)  of  thee." 

William  Shakspeare  raised  up  his  eyes,  modestly 
and  fearfully,  and  said  slowly  these  few  words, 
which,  had  they  been  a  better  and  nobler  man's, 
would  deserve  to  be  written  in  letters  of  gold.  I, 
not  having  that  art  nor  substance,  do  therefore 
write  them  in  my  largest  and  roundest  character, 
and  do  leave  space  about  'em,  according  to  their 
rank  and  dignity : 

"  Worshipful  sir ! 

"  A  WORD  IN  THE  EAR  IS  OFTEN  AS  GOOD  AS  A 
HALTER  UNDER  IT,  AND  SAVES  THE  GROAT." 

"  Thou  discoursest  well,"  said  Sir  Thomas, 
"  but  others  can  discourse  well  likewise  :  thou 
shalt  avoid ;  I  am  resolute." 

SJiakspeare.  I  supplicate  your  honour  to 
impart  unto  me,  in  your  wisdom,  the  mode  and 


means  whereby  I  may  surcease  to  be  disgraceful 
to  the  county. 

Sir  Thomas.  I  am  not  bloody-minded. 

First,  thou  shalt  have  the  fairest  and  fullest 
examination.  Much  hath  been  deposed  against 
thee  :  something  may  come  forth  for  thy  advan- 
tage. I  will  not  thy  death  :  thou  shalt  not  die. 

The  laws  have  loopholes  like  castles,  both  to 
shoot  from  and  to  let  folks  down. 

Sir  Silas.  That  pointed  ear  would  look  the 
better  for  paring,  and  that  high  forehead  can  hold 
many  letters. 

. .  Whereupon  did  William,  poor  lad !  turn  deadly 
pale,  but  spake  not. 

Sir  Thomas  then  abated  a  whit  of  his  severity, 
and  said  staidly : 

"  Testimony  doth  appear  plain  and  positive 
against  thee ;  nevertheless  am  I  minded  and 
prompted  to  aid  thee  myself,  in  disclosing  and 
unfolding  what  thou  couldst  not  of  thine  own 
wits,  in  furtherance  of  thine  own  defence. 

"  One  witness  is  persuaded  and  assured  of  the 
evil  spirit  having  been  abroad,  and  the  punt  ap- 
peared unto  him  diversely  from  what  it  appeared 
unto  the  other." 

Shakspeare.  If  the  evil  spirit  produced  one 
appearance,  he  might  have  produced  all,  with 
deference  to  the  graver  judgment  of  your  wor- 
ship. 

If  what  seemed  punt  was  devil,  what  seemed 
buck  might  have  been  devil  too ;  nay,  more  easily, 
the  horns  being  forthcoming. 

Thieves  and  reprobates  do  resemble  him  more 
nearly  still ;  and  it  would  be  hard  if  he  could  not 
make  free  with  their  bodies,  when  he  has  their 
souls  already. 

Sir  Thomas.  But,  then,  those  voices  !  and  thou 
thyself,  Will  Shakspeare  ! 

Shakspeare.  0  might  I  kiss  the  hand  of  my 
deliverer,  whose  clear-sightedness  throweth  such 
manifest  and  plenary  light  upon  my  innocence  ] 

Sir  Thomas.  How  so  ?  What  light,  in  God's 
name,  have  I  thrown  upon  it  as  yet  1 

Shakspeare.  0  those  voices !  those  faeries 
and  spirits !  whence  came  they "?  None  can  deal 
with  'em  but  the  devil,  the  parson,  and  witches. 
And  does  not  the  devil  oftentimes  take  the  very 
form,  features,  and  habiliments,  of  knights,  and 
bishops,  and  other  good  men,  to  lead  them  into 
temptation  and  destroy  them1?  or  to  injure  their 
good  name,  in  failure  of  seduction ! 

He  is  sure  of  the  wicked :  he  lets  them  go 
their  ways  out  of  hand. 

I  think  your  worship  once  delivered  some 
such  observation,  in  more  courtly  guise,  which  I 
would  not  presume  to  ape.  If  it  was  not  your 
worship,  it  was  our  glorious  lady  the  queen,  or 
the  wise  Master  Walsingham,  or  the  great  Lord 
Cecil.  I  may  have  marred  and  broken  it,  as  sluts 
do  a  pancake,  in  the  turning. 

Sir  Thomas.  Why !  ay,  indeed,  I  had  occasion 
once  to  remark  as  much. 

Shakspeare.  So  have  I  heard  in  many  places  : 
although  I  was  not  present  when  Matthew  Atterend 


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fought  about  it,  for  the  honour  of  Kineton  hun- 
dred. 

Sir  Thomas.  Fought  about  it ! 

Shakspeare.  As  your  honour  recollects.  Not 
but  on  other  occasions  he  would  have  fought  no 
less  bravely  for  the  queen. 

Sir  Thomas.  We  must  get  thee  through, 
were  it  only  for  thy  memory ;  the  most  precious 
gift  among  the  mental  powers  that  Providence 
hath  bestowed  upon  us.  I  had  half  forgotten  the 
thing  myself.  Thou  mayest,  in  time,  take  thy 
satchel  for  London,  and  aid  good  old  Master 
Holingshed. 

We  must  clear  thee,  Will !  I  am  slow  to  sur- 
mise that  there  is  blood  upon  thy  hands  ! 

. .  His  worship's  choler  had  all  gone  down  again; 
and  he  sat  as  cool  and  comfortable  as  a  man 
sitteth  to  be  shaved.  Then  called  he  on  Euseby 
Treen,  and  said, 

"  Euseby  Treen !  tell  us  whether  thou  ob- 
servedst  anything  unnoticed  or  unsaid  by  the  last 
witness." 

Treen.  One  thing  only,  sir !  When  they  had 
passed  the  water,  an  owlet  hooted  after  them ; 
and  methought,  if  they  had  any  fear  of  God 
before  their  eyes,  they  would  have  turned  back, 
he  cried  so  lustily. 

Shakspeare.  Sir,  I  can  not  forbear  to  take  the 
owlet  out  of  your  mouth.  He  knocks  them  all 
on  the  head  like  so  many  mice.  Likely  story ! 
One  fellow  hears  him  cry  lustily,  the  other  doth 
not  hear  him  at  all. 

Carnaby.  Not  hear  him !  A  body  might 
have  heard  him  at  Barford  or  Sherbourne. 

Sir  Thomas.  Why  didst  not  name  him  1  Canst 
not  answer  me  1 

Carnaby.  He  doubted  whether  punt  were  punt, 
I  doubted  whether  owlet  were  owlet,  after  Lucifer 
was  away  from  the  roll-call.  We  say,  'speak  the 
truth  and  shame  the  devil ;'  but  shaming  him  is 
one  thing,  your  honour,  and  facing  him  another  ! 
I  have  heard  owlets,  but  never  owlet  like 
him. 

Shakspeare.  The  Lord  be  praised !  All,  at 
last,  a-running  to  my  rescue. 

Owlet,  indeed !  Your  worship  may  have  re- 
membered in  an  ancient  book  ;  indeed  what  book 
is  so  ancient  that  your  worship  doth  not  remember 
it  1  a  book  printed  by  Doctor  Faustus. 

Sir  Thomas.  Before  he  dealt  with  the  devil "? 

Shakspeare.  Not  long  before;  it  being  the  very 
book  that  made  the  devil  think  it  worth  his  while 
to  deal  with  him. 

Sir  Thomas.  What  chapter  thereof  wouldst 
thou  recall  unto  my  recollection  ] 

Shakspeare.  That  concerning  owls,  with  the 
grim  print  afore  it. 

Doctor  Faustus,  the  wise  doctor,  who  knew 
other  than  owls  and  owlets,  knew  the  tempter  in 
that  form.  Faustus  was  not  your  man  for  fancies 
and  figments  ;  and  he  tells  us  that,  to  his  certain 
knowledge,  it  was  verily  an  owl's  face  that  whis- 
pered so  much  mischief  in  the  ear  of  our  first 
parent. 


One  plainly  sees  it,  quoth  Doctor  Faustus, 
under  that  gravity  which  in  human  life  we  call 
dignity,  but  of  which  we  read  nothing  in  the  Gos- 
pel. We  despise  the  hangman,  we  detest  the 
hanged ;  and  yet,  saith  Duns  Scotus,  could  we 
turn  aside  the  heavy  curtain,  or  stand  high  enough 
a-tiptoe  to  peep  through  its  chinks  and  crevices, 
we  should  perhaps  find  these  two  characters  to 
stand  justly  among  the  most  innocent  in  the 
drama.  He  who  blinketh  the  eyes  of  the  poor 
wretch  about  to  die  doeth  it  out  of  mercy ;  those 
who  preceded  him,  bidding  him  in  the  garb  of 
justice  to  shed  the  blood  of  his  fellow-man,  had 
less  or  none.  So  they  hedge  well  their  own 
grounds,  what  care  they  1  For  this  do  they  catch 
at  stakes  and  thorns,  at  quick  and  rotten  .  . 

.  .  Here  Master  Silas  interrupted  the  discourse 
of  the  devil's  own  doctor,  delivered  and  printed  by 
him  before  he  was  the  devil's,  to  which  his  wor- 
ship had  listened  very  attentively  and  delightedly. 
But  Master  Silas  could  keep  his  temper  no  longer, 
and  cried  fiercely,  "  Seditious  sermonizer  !  hold 
thy  peace,  or  thou  shalt  answer  for 't  before  con- 
vocation." 

Sir  Thomas.  Silas !  thou  dost  not  approve 
then  the  doctrine  of  this  Doctor  Duns  ] 

Sir  Silas.  Heretical  Eabbi ! 

Shakspeare.  If  two  of  a  trade  can  never  agree, 
yet  surely  two  of  a  name  may. 

Sir  Silas.  Who  dares  call  me  heretical  ?  who 
dares  call  me  rabbi  ?  who  dares  call  me  Scotus  ] 
Spider !  spider !  yea,  thou  hast  one  corner  left  : 
I  espy  thee ;  and  my  broom  shall  reach  thee 
yet. 

Shakspeare.  I  perceive  that  Master  Silas  doth 
verily  believe  I  have  been  guilty  of  suborning  the 
witnesses,  at  least  the  last,  the  best  man  (if  any 
difference)  of  the  two.  No,  sir,  no.  If  my  family 
and  friends  have  united  their  wits  and  money  for 
this  purpose,  be  the  crime  of  perverted  justice 
on  their  heads  !  They  injure  whom  they  intended 
to  serve.  Improvident  men  !  (if  the  young  may 
speak  thus  of  the  elderly) ;  could  they  imagine 
to  themselves  that  your  worship  was  to  be  hood- 
winked and  led  astray  1 

Sir  Thomas.  No  man  shall  ever  dare  to 
hoodwink  me,  to  lead  me  astray,  no,  nor  lead  me 
anywise.  Powerful  defence !  Heyday  !  Sit  quiet, 
Master  Treen  !  Euseby  Treen !  dost  hear  me  ] 
Clench  thy  fist  again,  sirrah !  and  I  clap  thee 
in  the  stocks.  Joseph  Carnaby  !  do  not  scratch 
thy  breast  nor  thy  pate  before  me. 

. .  Now  Joseph  had  not  only  done  that  in  his 
wrath,  but  had  unbuckled  his  leathern  garter, 
fit  instrument  for  strife  and  blood,  and  perad- 
venture  would  have  smitten,  had  not  the  knight, 
with  magisterial  authority,  interposed. 

His  worship  said  unto  him  gravely,  "  Joseph 
Carnaby !  Joseph  Carnaby  !  hast  thou  never  read 
the  words  Pitt  up  thy  sword  ?  " 

"  Subornation  !  your  worship  ! "  cried  Master 
Joe.  "  The  fellow  hath  ne'er  a  shilling  in  leather 
or  till,  and  many  must  go  to  suborn  one  like 
me." 


OP  WILLIAM  SHAKSPEARE. 


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"  I  do  believe  it  of  thee,"  said  Sir  Thomas ; 
"  but  patience,  man !  patience !  he  rather  tended 
toward  exculpating  thee.  Ye  have  far  to  walk 
for  dinner ;  ye  may  depart." 

They  went  accordingly. 

Then  did  Sir  Thomas  say,  "  These  are  hot  men, 
Silas  ! " 

And  Master  Silas  did  reply  unto  him,  "  There 
are  brands  that  would  set  fire  to  the  bulrushes 
in  the  mill-pool.  I  know  these  twain  for  quiet 
folks,  having  coursed  with  them  over  Wincott." 

Sir  Thomas  then  said  unto  William,  "It  be- 
hoveth  thee  to  stand  clear  of  yon  Joseph,  unless 
when  thou  mayest  call  to  thy  aid  the  Matthew 
Atterend  thou  speakest  of.  He  did  then  fight 
valiantly,  eh  ? " 

Shakspeare.  His  cause  fought  valiantly;  his 
fist  but  seconded  it.  He  won ;  proving  the  golden 
words  to  be  no  property  of  our  lady's,  although  her 
highness  hath  never  disclaimed  them. 

Sir  Thomas.  What  art  thou  saying  ? 

Shakspeare.  So  I  heard  from  a  preacher  at 
Oxford,  who  had  preached  at  Easter  in  the  chapel- 
royal  of  Westminster. 

Sir  Thomas.  Thou  !  why  how  could  that  hap- 
pen 1  Oxford  !  chapel-royal ! 

Shakspeare.  And  to  whom  I  said  (your  wor- 
ship will  forgive  my  forwardness),  I  have  the 
honour,  sir,  to  live  within  two  measured  miles 
of  the  very  Sir  Thomas  Lucy  who  spake  that ; 
and  I  vow  I  said  it  without  .any  hope  or  belief 
that  he  would  invite  me,  as  he  did,  to  dine  with 
him  thereupon. 

Sir  Thomas.  There  be  nigh  upon  three  miles 
betwixt  this  house  and  Stratford  bridge-end. 

Shakspeare.  I  dropt  a  mile  in  my  pride  and 
exultation,  God  forgive  me !  I  would  not  conceal 
my  fault. 

Sir  Thomas.  Wonderful !  that  a  preacher  so 
learned  as  to  preach  before  majesty  in  the  chapel- 
royal,  should  not  have  caught  thee  tripping  over 
a  whole  lawful  mile,  a  good  third  of  the  distance 
between  my  house  and  the  cross  roads.  This  is 
incomprehensible  in  a  scholar. 

Sliakspeare.  God  willed  that  he  should  be- 
come my  teacher,  and,  in  the  bowels  of  his 
mercy,  hid  my  shame. 

Sir  Thomas.  How  earnest  thou  into  the  con- 
verse of  such  eminent  and  ghostly  men  1 

Shakspeare.  How  indeed  !  Everything  against 
me.  .  . 

. .  He  sighed  and  entered  into  a  long  discourse, 
which  Master  Silas  would  at  sundry  times  have 
interrupted,  but  that  Sir  Thomas  more  than 
once  frowned  upon  him,  even  as  he  had  frowned 
heretofore  on  young  Will,  who  thus  began  and 
continued  his  narration : 

"  Hearing  the  preacher  preach  at  St.  Mary's 
(for  being  about  my  father's  business  on  Satur- 
day, and  not  choosing  to  be  a-horseback  on 
Sundays,  albeit  time-pressed,  I  footed  it  to  Ox- 
ford for  my  edification  on  the  Lord's  day, 
leaving  the  sorrel  with  Master  Hal  Webster  of 
the  Tankard  and  Unicorn)  hearing  him  preach, 


as  I  was  saying,  before  the  University  in  St.  Mary's 
church,  and  hearing  him  use  moreover  the  very 
words  that  Matthew  fought  about,  I  was  impa- 
tient (God  forgive  me  !)  for  the  end  and  consum- 
mation, and  I  thought  I  never  should  hear  those 
precious  words  that  ease  every  man's  heart,  'Now 
to  conclude.'  However,  come  they  did.  I  hur- 
ried out  among  the.  foremost,  and  thought  the 
congratulations  of  the  other  doctors  and  dons 
would  last  for  ever.  He  walked  sharply  off,  and 
few  cared  to  keep  his  pace ;  for  they  are  lusty  men 
mostly ;  and  spiteful  bad  women  had  breathed*  in 
the  faces  of  some  among  them,  or  the  gowns  had 
got  between  their  legs.  For  my  part,  I  was  not 
to  be  balked  :  so,  tripping  on  aside  him,  I  looked 
in  his  face  askance.  Whether  he  misgave,  or 
how,  he  turned  his  eyes  downward.  No  matter, 
have  him  I  would.  I  licked  my  lips  and  smacked 
them  loud  and  smart,  and,  scarcely  venturing  to 
nod,  I  gave  my  head  such  a  sort  of  motion  as 
dace  and  roach  give  an  angler's  quill  when  they 
begin  to  bite.  And  this  fairly  hooked  him. 

"  '  Young  gentleman ! '  said  he, '  where  is  your 
gown]' 

"  '  Reverend  sir  ! '  said  I,  '  I  am  unworthy  to 
wear  one.' 

"  '  A  proper  youth,  nevertheless,  and  mightily 
well  spoken ! '  he  was  pleased  to  say. 

"  '  Your  reverence  hath  given  me  heart,  which 
failed  me,'  was  my  reply.  '  Ah,  your  reverence  ! 
those  words  about  the  devil  were  spicy  words; 
but,  under  favour,  I  do  know  the  brook-side  they 
sprang  and  flowered  by.  'Tis  just  where  it  runs 
into  Avon ;  'tis  called  Hog-brook.' 

"  '  Right ! '  quoth  he,  putting  his  hand  gently 
on  my  shoulder ;  '  but  if  I  had  thought  it  needful 
to  say  so  in  my  sermon,  I  should  have  affronted 
the  seniors  of  the  University,  since  many  claim 
them,  and  some  peradventure  would  fain  trans- 
pose them  into  higher  places,  and,  giving  up  all 
right  and  title  to  them,  would  accept  in  lieu 
thereof  the  poor  recompense  of  a  mitre.' 

"  I  wished  (unworthy  wish  for  a  Sunday !)  I  had 
Matthew  Atterend  in  the  midst  of  them.  He 
would  have  given  them  skulls  mitre-fashioned,  if 
mitres  are  cloven  now  as  we  see  them  on  ancient 
monuments.  Matt  is  your  milliner  for  gentles, 
who  think  no  more  harm  of  purloining  rich  saws 
in  a  mitre,  than  laneborn  boys  do  of  embezzling 
hazel-nuts  in  a  woollen  cap.  I  did  not  venture  to 


*  In  that  age  there  was  prevalent  a  sort  of  cholera,  on 
which  Fracastorius,  half  a  century  before,  wrote  a  Latin 
poem,  employing  the  graceful  nymphs  of  Homer  and 
Hesiod,  somewhat  disguised,  in  the  drudgery  of  pounding 
certain  barks  and  minerals.  An  article  in  the  Impeach- 
ment of  Cardinal  Wolsey,  accuses  him  of  breathing  in  the 
king's  face,  knowing  that  he  was  affected  with  this  cholera. 
It  was  a  great  assistant  to  the  Reformation,  by  removing 
some  of  the  most  vigorous  champions  that  opposed  it.  In 
the  Holy  College  it  was  followed  by  the  sweating  sickne»g, 
which  thinned  it  very  sorely  ;  and  several  even  of  God's 
vicegerents  were  laid  under  tribulation  by  it.  Among  the 
chambers  of  the  Vatican  it  hung  for  ages,  and  it  crowned 
the  labours  of  Pope  Leo  XII.,  of  blessed  memory,  with  a 
crown  somewhat  uneasy. 


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CITATION  AND  EXAMINATION 


expound  or  suggest  my  thoughts,  but  feeling  my 
choler  rise  higher  and  higher,  I  craved  permission 
to  make  my  obeisance  and  depart. 

"'Where  dost  thou  lodge,  young  man?'  said 
the  preacher. 

" '  At  the  public,'  said  I,  '  where  my  father 
customarily  lodgeth.  There  too  is  a  mitre  of  the 
old  fashion,  swinging  on  the  sign-post  in  the 
middle  of  the  street.' 

" '  Respectable  tavern  enough ! '  quoth  the  reve- 
rend doctor ;  '  and  worthy  men  do  turn  in  there, 
even  quality :  Master  Davenant,  Master  Powel, 
Master  Whorwood,  aged  and  grave  men.  But 
taverns  are  Satan's  chapels,  and  are  always  well 
attended  on  the  Lord's  day,  to  twit  him.  Hast 
thou  no  friend  in  such  a  city  as  Oxford  1 ' 

"  '  Only  the  landlady  of  the  Mitre,'  said  I. 

" '  A  comely  woman,'  quoth  he,  '  but  too  young 
for  business  by  half.  Stay  thou  with  me  to-day, 
and  fare  frugally,  but  safely.  What  may  thy 
name  be,  and  where  is  thy  abode  ? ' 

" '  William  Shakspeare,  of  Stratford-upon-Avon, 
at  your  service,  sir.' 

"  '  And  welcome,'  said  he ;  '  thy  father  ere  now 
hath  bought  our  college  wool.  A  truly  good  man 
we  everfound  him ;  and  I  doubt  not  he  hath  educated 
his  son  to  follow  him  in  his  paths.  There  is  in 
the  blood  of  man,  as  in  the  blood  of  animals,  that 
which  giveth  the  temper  and  disposition.  These 
require  nurture  and  culture.  But  what  nurture 
will  turn  flint-stones  into  garden  mould  1  or  what 
culture  rear  cabbages  in  the  quarries  of  Hedington 
Hill  ]  To  ,be  well  born  is  the  greatest  of  all  God's 
primary  blessings,  young  man,  and  there  are  many 
well  born  among  the  poor  and  needy.  Thou  art 
not  of  the  indigent  and  destitute,  who  have  great 
temptations ;  thou  art  not  of  the  wealthy  and 
affluent,  who  have  greater  still.  God  hath  placed 
thee,  William  Shakspeare,  in  that  pleasant  island, 
on  one  side  whereof  are  the  syrens,  on  the  other 
the  harpies,  but  inhabiting  the  coasts  on  the  wider 
continent,  and  unable  to  make  their  talons  felt 
or  their  voices  heard  by  thee.  Unite  with  me 
in  prayer  and  thanksgiving  for  the  blessings  thus 
vouchsafed.  We  must  not  close  the  heart  when 
the  finger  of  God  would  touch  it.  Enough,  if 
thou  sayest  only,  My  soul,  praise  thou  the 
Lord!'" 

Sir  Thomas  said  "Amen!"  Master  Silas  was 
mute  for  the  moment,  but  then  quoth  he,  "  I  can 
say  amen  too,  in  the  proper  place." 

The  knight  of  Charlecote,  who  appeared  to 
have  been  much  taken  with  this  conversation, 
then  interrogated  Willy : 

"  What  farther  might  have  been  thy  discourse 
with  the  doctor?  or  did  he  discourse  at  all  at 
trencher-time  ?  Thou  must  have  been  very  much 
abashed  to  sit  down  at  table  with  one  who  weareth 
a  pure  lamb-skin  across  his  shoulder,  and  more- 
over a  pink  hood." 

Shakspeare.  Faith !  was  I,  your  honour !  and 
could  neither  utter  nor  gulp. 

Sir  Thomas.  These  are  good  signs.  Thou 
hast  not  lost  all  grace. 


Shakspeare.  With  the  encouragement  of  Doctor 
Glaston .  . 

Sir  Thomas.  And  was  it  Dr.  Glaston  ? 

Shakspeare.  Said  I  not  so  ] 

Sir  Thomas.  The  learnedst  clerk  in  Christen- 
dom !  a  very  Friar  Bacon !  The  pope  offered  a 
hundred  marks  in  Latin  to  who  should  eviscerate 
or  evirate  him  (poisons  very  potent,  whereat  the 
Italians  are  handy) ;  so  apostolic  and  desperate  a 
doctor  is  Doctor  Glaston !  so  acute  in  his  quid- 
dities, and  so  resolute  in  his  bearing  !  He  knows 
the  dark  arts,  but  stands  aloof  from  them. 
Prythee,  what  were  his  words  unto  thee  ? 

Shakspeare.  Manna,  sir,  Manna !  pure  from 
the  desert ! 

Sir  Thomas.  Ay,  but  what  spake  he  1  for  most 
sermons  are  that,  and  likewise  many  conversations 
after  dinner. 

Shakspeare.  He  spake  of  the  various  races 
and  qualities  of  men,  as  before  stated  ;  but  chiefly 
on  the  elect  and  reprobate,  and  how  to  distinguish 
and  know  them. 

Sir  Thomas.  Did  he  go  so  far  ? 

Shakspeare.  He  told  me,  that  by  such  discus- 
sion he  should  say  enough  to  keep  me  constantly 
out  of  evil  company. 

Sir  Thomas.  See  there !  see  there  !  and  yet 
thou  art  come  before  me !  Can  nothing  warn 
thee] 

Shakspeare.  I  dare  not  dissemble,  nor  feign, 
nor  hold  aught  back,  although  it  be  to  my  con- 
fusion. As  well  may  I  speak  at  once  the  whole 
truth ;  for  your  worship  could  find  it  out  if 
I  abstained. 

Sir  Thomas.  Ay,  that  I  should  indeed,  and 
shortly.  But,  come  now,  I  am  sated  of  thy  follies 
and  roguish  tricks,  and  yearn  after  the  sound 
doctrine  of  that  pious  man.  What  expounded  the  * 
grave  Glaston  upon  signs  and  tokens  whereby  ye 
shall  be  known  ] 

Shakspeare.  Wonderful  things  !  things  beyond 
belief !  '  There  be  certain  men,'  quoth  he  ... 

Sir  Thomas.  He  began  well.  This  promises. 
But  why  canst  not  thou  go  on  ? 

Shakspeare.  '  There  be  certain  men,  who,  rub- 
bing one  corner  of  the  eye,  do  see  a  peacock's 
feather  at  the  other,  and  even  fire.  We  know, 
William,  what  that  fire  is,  and  whence  it  cometh. 
Those  wicked  men,  William,  all  have  their  marks 
upon  them,  be  it  only  a  corn,  or  a  wart,  or  a  mole, 
or  a  hairy  ear,  or  a  toe-nail  turned  inward.  Suffi- 
cient, and  more  than  sufficient !  He  knoweth  his 
own  by  less  tokens.  There  is  not  one  of  them 
that  doth  not  sweat  at  some  secret  sin  committed, 
or  some  inclination  toward  it  unsnaffled. 

'  Certain  men  are  there  likewise  who  venerate 
so  little  the  glorious  works  of  the  Creator,  that 
I  myself  have  known  them  to  sneeze  at  the  sun  ! 
Sometimes  it  was  against  their  will,  and  they 
would  gladly  have  checked  it  had  they  been  able ; 
but  they  were  forced  to  show  what  they  are.  In 
our  carnal  state  we  say,  Wfiat  is  one  against 
numbers  ?  In  another,  we  shall  truly  say,  What 
are  numbers  against  one  ? ' 


OF  WILLIAM  SHAKSPEAEE. 


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..Sir  Thomas  did  ejaculate,  Amen!  Amen! 
And  then  his  lips  moved  silently,  piously,  and 
quickly ;  and  then  said  he,  audibly  and  loudly, 

And  make  us  at  last  true  Israelites  ! 

After  which  he  turned  to  young  Willy,  and  said 
anxiously, 

"  Hast  thou  more,  lad  1  give  us  it  while  the 
Lord  strengtheneth." 

"Sir,"  answered  Willy,  "  although  I  thought  it 
no  trouble  on  my  return  to  the  Mitre  to  write 
down  every  word  I  could  remember,  and  although 
few  did  then  escape  me,  yet  at  this  present  I  can 
bring  to  mind  but  scanty  sentences,  and  those  so 
stray  and  out  of  order  that  they  would  only  prove 
my  incapacity  for  sterling  wisdom,  and  my  incon- 
tinence of  spiritual  treasure." 

Sir  Thomas.  Even  that  sentence  hath  a 
twang  of  the  doctor  in  it.  Nothing  is  so  sweet 
as  humility.  The  mountains  may  descend,  but 
the  valleys  can  not  rise.  Every  man  should  know 
himself.  Come,  repeat  what  thou  canst.  I  would 
fain  have  three  or  four  more  heads. 

Shakspeare.  I  know  not  whether  I  can  give 
your  worship  more  than  one  other.  Let  me  try. 
It  was  when  Doctor  Glaston  was  discoursing  on 
the  protection  the  wise  and  powerful  should  afford 
to  the  ignorant  and  weak  : 

'  In  the  earlier  ages  of  mankind,  your  Greek 
and  Latin  authors  inform  you,  there  went  forth 
sundry  worthies,  men  of  might,  to  deliver,  not 
wandering  damsels,  albeit  for  those  likewise  they 
had  stowage,  but  low-conditioned  men,  who  fell 
under  the  displeasure  of  the  higher,  and  groaned 
in  thraldom  and  captivity.  And  these  mighty 
ones  were  believed  to  have  done  such  services  to 
poor  humanity,  that  their  memory  grew  greater 
than  they,  as  shadows  do  than  substances  at  day- 
fall.  And  the  sons  and  grandsons  of  the  delivered 
did  laud  and  magnify  those  glorious  names ;  and 
some  in  gratitude,  and  some  in  tribulation,  did 
ascend  the  hills,  which  appeared  unto  them  as 
altars  bestrewn  with  flowers  and  herbage  for 
heaven's  acceptance.  And  many  did  go  far  into 
the  quiet  groves,  under  lofty  trees,  looking  for 
whatever  was  mightiest  and  most  protecting. 
And  in  such  places  did  they  cry  aloud  unto  the 
mighty,  who  had  left  them,  Return !  return  ! 
help  us  !  help  us  !  be  blessed  !  for  ever  blessed  ! 

'  Vain  men  !  but,  had  they  stayed  there,  not 
evil.  Out  of  gratitude,  purest  gratitude,  rose 
idolatry.  For  the  devil  sees  the  fairest,  and  soils 
it. 

'  In  these  our  days,  metbinks,  whatever  other 
sins  we  may  fall  into,  such  idolatry  is  the  least 
dangerous.  For,  neither  on  the  one  side  is  there 
much  disposition  for  gratitude,  nor  on  the  other 
much  zeal  to  deliver  the  innocent  and  oppressed. 
Even  this  deliverance,  although  a  merit,  and  a 
high  one,  is  not  the  highest.  Forgiveness  is  be- 
yond it.  Forgive,  or  ye  shall  not  be  forgiven. 
This  ye  may  do  every  day ;  for,  if  ye  find  not 
offences,  ye  feign  them ;  and  surely  ye  may  remove 
your  own  work,  if  ye  may  remove  another's.  To 
rescue  requires  more  thought  and  wariness  :  learn 


then  the  easier  lesson  first.  Afterward,  when  ye 
rescue  any  from  another's  violence,  or  from  his 
own  (which  oftentimes  is  more  dangerous,  as  the 
enemies  are  within  not  only  the  penetrals  of  his 
house  but  of  his  heart),  bind  up  his  wounds  before 
ye  send  him  on  his  way.  Should  ye  at  any  time 
overtake  the  erring,  and  resolve  to  deliver  him 
up,  I  will  tell  you  whither  to  conduct  him.  Con- 
duct him  to  his  Lord  and  Master,  whose  house- 
hold he  hath  left.  It  is  better  to  consign  him  to 
Christ  his  Saviour  than  to  man  his  murderer  :  it 
is  better  to  bid  him  live  than  to  bid  him  die.  The 
one  word  our  Teacher  and  Preserver  said,  the 
other  our  enemy  and  destroyer.  Bring  him  back 
again,  the  stray,  the  lost  one  !  bring  him  back, 
not  with  clubs  and  cudgels,  not  with  halberts  and 
halters,  but  generously  and  gently,  and  with  the 
linking  of  the  arm.  In  this  posture  shall  God 
above  smile  upon  ye :  in  this  posture  of  yours 
he  shall  recognise  again  his  beloved  Son  upon 
earth.  Do  ye  likewise,  and  depart  in  peace.' 

. .  William  had  ended,  and  there  was  silence  in 
the  hall  for  some  time  after,  when  Sir  Thomas 
said, 

"  He  spake  unto  somewhat  mean  persons,  who 
may  do  it  without  disparagement.  I  look  for 
authority,  I  look  for  doctrine,  and  find  none  yet. 
If  he  could  not  have  drawn  us  out  a  thread  or  two 
from  the  coat  of  an  apostle,  he  might  have  given 
us  a  smack  of  Augustin,  or  a  sprig  of  Basil.  Our 
older  sermons  are  headier  than  these,  Master  Silas ! 
our  new  beer  is  the  sweeter  and  clammier,  and 
wants  more  spice.  The  doctor  hath  seasoned  his 
with  pretty  wit  enough  (to  do  him  justice),  which 
in  a  sermon  is  never  out  of  place ;  for  if  there  be 
the  bane,  there  likewise  is  the  antidote. 

"  What  dost  thou  think  about  it,  Master 
Silas?" 

Sir  Silas.  1  would  not  give  ten  farthings  for 
ten  folios  of  such  sermons. 

Shakspeare.  These  words,  Master  Silas,  will 
oftener  be  quoted  than  any  others  of  thine  ;  but 
rarely  (do  I  suspect)  as  applicable  to  Doctor 
Glaston.  I  must  stick  unto  his  gown.  I  must 
declare  that,  to  my  poor  knowledge,  many  have 
been  raised  to  the  bench  of  bishops  for  less  wis- 
dom, and  worse,  than  is  contained  in  the  few  sen- 
tences I  have  been  commanded  by  authority  to 
recite.  No  disparagement  to  anybody  !  I  know, 
Master  Silas,  and  multitudes  bear  witness, 
that  thou  above  most  art  a  dead  hand  at  a 
sermon. 

Sir  Silas.  Touch  my  sermons,  wilt  dare  ? 

Shakspeare.  Nay,  Master  Silas, be  not  angered: 
it  is  courage  enough  to  hear  them. 

Sir  Thomas.  Now,  Silas,  hold  thy  peace  and 
rest  contented.  He  hath  excused  himself  unto 
thee,  throwing  in  a  compliment  far  above  his 
station,  and  not  unworthy  of  Rome  or  Florence. 
I  did  not  think  him  so  ready.  Our  Warwickshire 
lads  are  fitter  for  football  than  courtesies ;  and, 
sooth  to  say,  not  only  the  inferior. 

. .  His  worship  turned  from  Master  Silas  toward 
William,  and  said,  "  Brave  Willy,  thou  hast  given 


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us  our  bitters:  we  are  ready  now  for  anything 
solid.  What  hast  left  r 

Shakspeare.  Little  or  nothing,  sir. 

Sir  Thomas.  Well,  give  us  that  little  or 
nothing. 

. .  William  Shakspeare  was  obedient  to  the  com- 
mands of  Sir  Thomas,  who  had  spoken  thus  kindly 
unto  him,  and  had  deigned  to  cast  at  him  from 
his  "  lordly  dish "  (as  the  Psalmist  hath  it)  a 
fragment  of  facetiousness. 

Shakspeare.  A  las,  sir  !  may  I  repeat  it  with- 
out offence,  it  not  being  doctrine  but  admonition, 
and  meant  for  me  only  ? 

Sir  Thomas.  Speak  it  the  rather  for  that. 

. .  Then  did  William  give  utterance  to  the  words 
of  the  preacher,  not  indeed  in  his  sermon  at  St. 
Mary's,  but  after  dinner : 

'  Lust  seizeth  us  in  youth,  ambition  in  mid- 
life,  avarice  in  old  age ;  but  vanity  and  pride  are 
the  besetting  sins  that  drive  the  angels  from  our 
cradle,  pamper  us  with  luscious  and  most  un- 
wholesome food,  ride  our  first  stick  with  us,  mount 
our  first  horse  with  us,  wake  with  us  in  the  morn- 
ing, dream  with  us  in  the  night,  and  never  at  any 
time  abandon  us.  In  this  world,  beginning  with 
pride  and  vanity,  we  are  delivered  over  from  tor- 
mentor to  tormentor,  until  the  worst  tormen- 
tor of  all  taketh  absolute  possession  of  us  for 
ever,  seizing  us  at  the  mouth  of  the  grave,  en- 
chaining us  in  his  own  dark  dungeon,  standing 
at  the  door,  and  laughing  at  our  cries.  But  the 
Lord,  out  of  his  infinite  mercy,  hath  placed  in  the 
hand  of  every  man  the  helm  to  steer  his  course 
by,  pointing  it  out  with  his  finger,  and  giving 
him  strength  as  well  as  knowledge  to  pursue 
it. 

'  William !  William !  there  is  in  the  moral 
straits  a  current  from  right  to  wrong,  but  no 
reflux  from  wrong  to  right ;  for  which  destination 
we  must  hoist  our  sails  aloft  and  ply  our  oars  in- 
cessantly, or  night  and  the  tempest  will  overtake 
us,  and  we  shall  shriek  out  in  vain  from  the  bil- 
lows, and  irrecoverably  sink.' 

"  Amen !"  cried  Sir  Thomas  most  devoutly, 
sustaining  his  voice  long  and  loud. 

"  Open  that  casement,  good  Silas  !  the  day  is 
sultry  for  the  season  of  the  year ;  it  approacheth 
unto  noontide.  The  room  is  close,  and  those 
blue  flies  do  make  a  strange  hubbub." 

Shakspeare.  In  troth  do  they,  sir ;  they  come 
from  the  kitchen,  and  do  savour  woundily  of  roast 
goose  !  And,  methinks  .  . 

Sir  Tliomas.  What  bethinkest  thou  ? 

Shakspeare.  The  fancy  of  a  moment,  a  light 
and  vain  one. 

Sir  Thomas.  Thou  relievest  me ;  speak  it? 

Shakspeare.  How  could  the  creatures  cast 
their  coarse  rank  odour  thus  far1?  even  into  your 
presence !  A  noble  and  spacious  hall  !  Charle- 
cote,-  in  my  mind,  beats  Warwick  Castle,  and  chal- 
lenges Kenilworth. 

Sir  Thomas.  The  hall  is  well  enough  :  I  must 
say  it  is  a  noble  hall,  a  hall  for  a  queen  to  sit  down 
in.  And  I  stuffed  an  arm-chair  with  horse-hair 


on  purpose,  feathers  over  it,  swan-down  over  them 
again,  and  covered  it  with  scarlet  cloth  of  Bruges, 
five  crowns  the  short  ell.  But  her  highness  came 
not  hither ;  she  was  taken  short ;  she  had  a  tongue 
in  her  ear. 

Shakspeare.  Where  all  is  spring,  all  is  buzz 
and  murmur. 

Sir  Thomas.  Quaint  and  solid  as  the  best 
yew-hedge  !  I  marvel  at  thee.  A  knight  might 
have  spoken  it  under  favour.  They  stopped  her 
at  Warwick  .  .  to  see  what?  two  old  towers 
that  don't  match.*  Charlecote  Hall,  I  could 
have  told  her  sweet  highness,  was  built  by  those 
Lucies  who  came  over  with  Julius  Caesar  and 
William  the  Conqueror,  with  cross  and  scallop- 
shell  on  breast  and  beaver. 

But,  honest  Willy  ! .  . 

. .  Such  were  the  very  words ;  I  wrote  them  down 
with  two  signs  in  the  margent ;  one  a  mark  of 
admiration,  as  thus  (!),  the  other  of  interroga- 
tion (so  we  call  it)  as  thus  (1) 

"  But,  honest  Willy,  I  would  fain  hear  more," 
quoth  he,  "about  the  learned  Doctor  Glaston. 
He  seemeth  to  be  a  man  after  God's  own  heart." 

Shakspeare.  Ay  is  he !  Never  doth  he  sit 
down  to  dinner  but  he  readeth  first  a  chapter 
of  the  Eevelations ;  and  if  he  tasteth  a  pound 
of  butter  at  Carfax,  he  saith  a  grace  long  enough 
to  bring  an  appetite  for  a  baked  bull'sf  .  .  .  zle. 
If  this  be  not  after  God's  own  heart,  I  know 
not  what  is. 

Sir  Thomas.  I  would  fain  confer  with  him, 
but  that  Oxford  lieth  afar  off;  a  matter  of  thirty 
miles,  I  hear.  I  might  indeed  write  unto  him  : 
but  our  Warwickshire  pens  are  mighty  broad- 
nibbed  ;  and  there  is  a  something  in  this  plaguy 
ink  of  ours  sadly  ropy. 

"  I  fear  there  is  !  "  quoth  Willy. 

"  And  I  should  scorn,"  continued  his  worship, 
"  to  write  otherwise  than  in  a  fine  Italian  charac- 
ter, to  the  master  of  a  college  near  in  dignity  to 
knighthood." 

Shakspeare.  Worshipful  sir !  is  there  no  other 
way  of  communicating  but  by  person,  or  writing, 


Sir  Thomas.  I  will  consider  and  devise.  At 
present  I  can  think  of  none  so  satisfactory. 

. .  And  now  did  the  great  clock  over  the  gateway 
strike.  And  Bill  Shakspeare  did  move  his  lips, 
even  as  Sir  Thomas  had  moved  his  erewhile  in 
ejaculating.  And  when  he  had  wagged  them 
twice  or  thrice  after  the  twelve  strokes  of  the 


*  Sir  Thomas  seems  to  have  been  jealous  of  these  two 
towers,  certainly  the  finest  in  England.  If  Warwick 
Castle  could  borrow  the  windows  from  Kenilworth,  it 
would  be  complete. 

f  Another  untoward  blot !  but  leaving  no  doubt  of  the 
word.  The  only  doubt  is,  whether  he  meant  the  muzzle 
of  the  animal  itself,  or  one  of  those  leathern  muzzles 
which  are  often  employed  to  coerce  the  violence  of 
animals.  In  besieged  cities  men  have  been  reduced  to 
such  extremities.  But  the  muzzle,  in  this  place,  would 
more  properly  be  called  the  blinker,  which  is  often  put 
upon  bulls  in  pastures  when  they  are  vicious. 


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clock  were  over,  again  he  ejaculated  with  voice 
also,  saying, 

"  Mercy  upon  us  !  how  the  day  wears !  Twelve 
strokes !  Might  I  retire,  please  your  worship, 
into  the  chapel  for  about  three  quarters  of  an 
hour,  and  perform  the  service*  as  ordained  ? " 

Before  Sir  Thomas  could  give  him  leave  or 
answer,  did  Sir  Silas  cry  aloud, 

"  He  would  purloin  the  chalice,  worth  forty- 
eight  shillings,  and  melt  it  down  in  the  twink- 
ling of  an  eye,  he  is  so  crafty." 

But  the  knight  was  more  reasonable,  and  said 
reprovingly, 

"  There  now,  Silas !  thou  talkest  widely,  and 
verily  in  malice,  if  there  be  any  in  thee." 

"  Try  him,"  answered  Master  Silas ;  "  I  don't 
kneel  where  he  does.  Could  he  have  but  his 
wicked  will  of  me  he  would  chop  my  legs  off,  as 
he  did  the  poor  buck's." 

Sir  Thomas.  No,  no,  no;  he  hath  neither 
guile  nor  revenge  in  him.  We  may  let  him 
have  his  way,  now  that  he  hath  taken  the  right 
one. 

Sir  Silas.  Popery !  sheer  popery  !  strong  as 
hartshorn !  Your  papists  keep  these  outlandish 
hours  for  their  masses  and  mummery.  Surely  we 
might  let  God  alone  at  twelve  o'clock  !  Have  we 
no  bowels  ? 

Shakspeare.  Gracious  sir !  I  do  not  urge  it ; 
and  the  time  is  now  past  by  some  minutes. 

Sir  Thomas.  Art  thou  popishly  inclined, 
William  1 

Shakspeare.  Sir,  I  am  not  popishly  inclined  : 
I  am  not  inclined  to  pay  tribute  of  coin  or  under- 
standing to  those  who  rush  forward  with  a  pistol 
at  my  breast,  crying,  '  Stand,  or  you  are  a  dead 
man.'  I  have  but  one  guide  in  faith,  a  powerful, 
an  almighty  one.  He  will  not  suffer  to  waste 
away  and  vanish  the  faith  for  which  he  died.  He 
hath  chosen  in  all  countries  pure  hearts  for  its 
depositaries ;  and  I  would  rather  take  it  from  a 
friend  and  neighbour,  intelligent  and  righteous, 
and  rejecting  lucre,  than  from  some  foreigner  edu- 
cated in  the  pride  of  cities  or  in  the  inoroseness  of 
monasteries,  who  sells  me  what  Christ  gave  me, 
his  own  flesh  and  blood. 

I  can  repeat  by  heart  what  I  read  above 
a  year  agone,  albeit  I  can  not  bring  to  mind  the 
title  of  the  book  in  which  I  read  it.  These  are 
the  words. 

'  The  most  venal  and  sordid  of  all  the  super- 
stitions that  have  swept  and  darkened  our  globe, 
may  indeed,  like  African  locusts,  have  consumed 
the  green  corn  in  very  extensive  regions,  and  may 
return  periodically  to  consume  it ;  but  the  strong 
unwearied  labourer  who  sowed  it,  hath  alway  sown 
it  in  other  places  less  exposed  to  such  devouring 
pestilences.  Those  cunning  men  who  formed  to 


*  Let  not  this  countenance  the  opinion  that  Shakspeare 
was  a  Roman  Catholic.  His  contempt  of  priests  may  have 
originated  from  the  unfairness  of  Silas.  Friars  he  treats 
kindly,  perhaps  in  return  for  somewhat  less  services  than 
Friar  Lawrence's  to  Romeo. 


themselves  the  gorgeous  plan  of  universal  do- 
minion, were  aware  that  they  had  a  better  chance 
of  establishing  it  than  brute  ignorance  or  brute 
force  could  supply,  and  that  soldiers  and  their 
paymasters  were  subject  to  other  and  powerfuller 
fears  than  the  transitory  ones  of  war  and  invasion. 
What  they  found  in  heaven  they  seized ;  what 
they  wanted  they  forged. 

'  And  so  long  as  there  is  vice  and  ignorance 
in  the  world,  so  long  as  fear  is  a  passion,  their 
dominion  will  prevail ;  but  their  dominion  is  not, 
and  never  shall  be,  universal.  Can  we  wonder 
that  it  is  so  general  ]  can  we  wonder  that  any- 
thing is  wanting  to  give  it  authority  and  effect, 
when  every  learned,  every  prudent,  every  power- 
ful, every  ambitious  man  in  Europe,  for  above  a 
thousand  years,  united  in  the  league  to  consoli- 
date it  1 

'  The  old  dealers  in  the  shambles,  where 
Christ's  body  is  exposed  for  sale,  in  convenient 
marketable  slices,  have  not  covered  with  blood 
and  filth  the  whole  pavement.  Beautiful  usages 
are  remaining  still,  kindly  affections,  radiant 
hopes,  and  ardent  aspirations  ! 

'  It  is  a  comfortable  thing  to  reflect,  as  they 
do,  and  as  we  may  do  unblamably,  that  we  are 
uplifting  to  our  Guide  and  Maker  the  same  in- 
cense of  the  heart,  and  are  uttering  the  very  words, 
which  our  dearest  friends  in  all  quarters  of  the 
earth,  nay  in  heaven  itself,  are  offering  to  the 
throne  of  grace  at  the  same  moment. 

'  Thus  are  we  together  through  the  immen- 
sity of  space.  What  are  these  bodies  1  Do  they 
unite  us  1  No ;  they  keep  us  apart  and  asunder 
even  while  we  touch.  Eealms  and  oceans,  worlds 
and  ages,  open  before  two  spirits  bent  on  heaven. 
What  a  choir  surrounds  us  when  we  resolve 
to  live  unitedly  and  harmoniously  in  Christian 
faith ! ' 

Sir  Thomas.  Now,  Silas,  what  sayest  thou  ] 

Sir  Silas.  Ignorant  fool ! 

Shakspeare.  Ignorant  fools  are  bearable, 
Master  Silas !  your  wise  ones  are  the  worst. 

Sir  Thomas.  Prythee  no  bandying  of  logger- 
heads. 

Shakspeare. 

Or  else  what  mortal  man  shall  say 
Whose  shins  may  suffer  in  the  fray. 

Sir  Thomas.  Thou  reasonest  aptly  and  timest 
well.  And  surely  being  now  in  so  rational  and 
religious  a  frame  of  mind,  thou  couldst  recall  to 
memory  a  section  or  head  or  two  of  the  sermon 
holden  at  St.  Mary's.  It  would  do  thee  and  us 
as  much  good  as  '  Lighten  our  darkness,'  or  '  For- 
asmuch as  it  hath  pleased ; '  and  somewhat  less 
than  three  quarters  of  an  hour  (may-be  less  than 
one  quarter)  sufnceth. 

Sir  Silas.  Or  he  hangs  without  me.  I  am 
for  dinner  in  half  the  time. 

Sir  Thomas.  Silas !  Silas !  he  hangeth  not 
with  thee  or  without  thee. 

Sir  Silas.  Hethinketh  himself  a  clever  fellow; 
but  he  (look  ye)  is  the  cleverest  that  gets  off". 


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"  I  hold  quite  the  contrary,"  quoth  Will  Shaks- 
peare,  winking  at  Master  Silas,  from  the  comfort 
and  encouragement  he  had  just  received  touching 
the  hanging. 

And  Master  Silas  had  his  answer  ready,  and 
showed  that  he  was  more  than  a  match  for  poor 
Willy  in  wit  and  poetry. 

He  answered  thus : 

"  If  winks  are  wit, 
Who  wanteth  it  ? 

Thou  hadst  other  bolts  to  kill  bucks  withal.  In 
wit,  sirrah,  thou  art  a  mere  child." 

Shakspeare.  Little  dogs  are  jealous  of  children, 
great  ones  fondle  them. 

Sir  Thomas.  An  that  were  written  in  the 
Apocrypha,  in  the  very  teeth  of  Bel  and  the 
Dragon,  it  could  not  be  truer.  I  have  witnessed 
it  with  my  own  eyes,  over  and  over. 

Sir  Silas.  He  will  take  this  for  wit,  likewise, 
now  the  arms  of  Lucy  do  seal  it. 

Sir  Thomas.  Silas,  they  may  stamp  wit,  they 
may  further  wit,  they  may  send  wit  into  good 
company,  but  not  make  it. 

Shakspeare.  Behold  my  wall  of  defence  ! 

Sir  Silas.  An  thou  art  for  walls,  I  have  one 
for  thee  from  Oxford,  pithy  and  apposite,  sound 
and  solid,  and  trimmed  up  becomingly,  as  a  collar 
of  brawn  with  a  crown  of  rosemary,  or  a  boar's 
head  with  a  lemon  in  the  mouth. 

Shakspeare.  Egad,  Master  Silas !  those  are 
your  walls  for  lads  to  climb  over,  an  they  were 
higher  than  Babel's. 

Sir  SU<w.  Have  at  thee  ! 

Thou  art  a  wall 
To  make  the  ball 
Rebound  from. 

Thou  hast  a  back 
For  beadle's  crack 

To  sound  from,  to  sound  from. 

The  fooliahest  dolts  are  the  ground-plot  of  the 
most  wit,  as  the  idlest  rogues  are  of  the  most 
industry.  Even  thou  hast  brought  wit  down  from 
Oxford.  And  before  a  thief  is  hanged  parliament 
must  make  laws,  attorneys  must  engross  them, 
printers  stamp  and  publish  them,  hawkers  cry 
them,  judges  expound  them,  juries  weigh  and 
measure  them  with  offences,  then  executioners 
carry  them  into  effect.  The  farmer  hath  already 
sown  the  hemp,  the  ropemaker  hath  twisted  it ; 
sawyers  saw  the  timber,  carpenters  tack  together 
the  shell,  grave-diggers  delve  the  earth.  And  all 
this  truly  for  fellows  like  unto  thee  ! 

Shakspeare.  Whom  a  God  came  down  from 
heaven  to  save ! 

Sir  Thomas.  Silas !  he  hangeth  not.  Wil- 
liam !  I  must  have  the  heads  of  the  sermon,  six 
or  seven  of  'em :  thou  hast  whetted  my  appetite 
keenly.  How !  dost  duck  thy  pate  into  thy  hat  1 
nay,  nay,  that  is  proper  and  becoming  at  church ; 
we  need  not  such  solemnity.  Repeat  unto  us  the 
setting  forth  at  Saint  Mary's. 

. .  Whereupon  did  William  Shakspeare  entreat  of 


Master  Silas  that  he  would  help  him  in  his  ghostly 
endeavours,  by  repeating  what  he  called  the  pre- 
liminary prayer ;  which  prayer  I  find  nowhere  in 
our  ritual,  and  do  suppose  it  to  be  one  of  those 
Latin  supplications  used  in  our  learned  universi- 
ties, now  or  erewhile. 

I  am  afeard  it  hath  not  the  approbation  of  the 
strictly  orthodox,  for  inasmuch  as  Master  Silas  at 
such  entreaty  did  close  his  teeth  against  it,  and 
with  teeth  thus  closed  did  say,  Athanasius-wise, 
"  Go  and  be  damned  !" 

Bill  was  not  disheartened,  but  said  he  hoped 
better,  and  began  thus : 

"  'My  brethren !'  said  the  preacher, '  or  rather 
let  me  call  you  my  children,  such  is  my  age  con- 
fronted with  yours,  for  the  most  part,  my  chil- 
dren then,  and  my  brethren,  (for  here  are  both,) 
believe  me,  killing  is  forbidden.'  " 

Sir  Thomas.  This,  not  being  delivered  unto 
us  from  the  pulpit  by  the  preacher  himself,  we 
may  look  into.  Sensible  man  !  shrewd  reasoner ! 
what  a  stroke  against  deer-stealers  !  how  full  of 
truth  and  ruth.  Excellent  discourse  ! 

Shakspeare.  The  last  part  was  the  best. 

Sir  Thomas.  I  always  find  it  so.  The  softest 
of  the  cheesecake  is  left  in  the  platter  when  the 
crust  is  eaten.  He  kept  the  best  bit  for  the  last, 
then  ]  He  pushed  it  under  the  salt,  eh  1  He  told 
thee  .  . 

Shakspeare.  Exactly  so. 

Sir  Thomas.    What  was  it  1 

Shakspeare.  '  Ye  shall  not  kill.' 

Sir  Thomas.  How !  did  he  run  in  a  circle 
like  a  hare1?  One  of  his  mettle  should  break 
cover  and  off  across  the  country,  like  a  fox  or 
hart. 

Shakspeare.  '  And  yet  ye  kill  time  when  ye 
can,  and  are  uneasy  when  ye  can  not.' 

.  .  Whereupon  did  Sir  Thomas  say  aside  unto 
himself,  but  within  my  hearing, 

"  Faith  and  troth !  he  must  have  had  a  head 
in  at  the  window  here  one  day  or  other." 

Shakspeare.  '  This  sin  cryeth  unto  the  Lord.' 

Sir  Thomas.  He  was  wrong  there.  It  is  not 
one  of  those  that  cry :  mortal  sins  cry.  Surely 
he  could  not  have  fallen  into  such  an  error !  it 
must  be  thine  :  thou  misunderstoodest  him. 

Shakspeare.  Mayhap,  sir !  A  great  heaviness 
came  over  me :  I  was  oppressed  in  spirit,  and 
did  feel  as  one  awakening  from  a  dream. 

Sir  Thomas.  Godlier  men  than  thou  art  do 
often  feel  the  right  hand  of  the  Lord  upon  their 
heads  in  like  manner.  It  followeth  contrition, 
and  precedeth  conversion.  Continue. 

Shakspeare.  '  My  brethren  and  children,' 
said  the  teacher,  '  whenever  ye  want  to  kill  time 
call  God  to  the  chase,  and  bid  the  angels  blow  the 
horn :  and  thus  ye  are  sure  to  kill  time  to  your 
heart's  content.  And  ye  may  feast  another  day, 
and  another  after  that  .  .' 

. .  Then  said  Master  Silas  unto  me,  concernedly, 

"  This  is  the  mischief-fullest  of  all  the  devil's 
imps,  to  talk  in  such  wise  at  a  quarter  past 
twelve !" 


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But  William  vent  straight  on,  not  hearing 
him, 

"  '  Upon  what  ye  shall  in  such  pursuit  have 
brought  home  with  you.  Whereas,  if  ye  go  alone, 
or  two  or  three  together,  nay,  even  if  ye  go  in 
thick  and  gallant  company,  and  yet  provide  not 
that  these  be  with  ye,  my  word  for  it,  and  a  power- 
fuller  word  than  mine,  ye  shall  return  to  your 
supper  tired  and  jaded,  and  rest  little  when  ye 
want  to  rest  most.'" 

"  Hast  no  other  head  of  the  Doctor's  ]"  quoth 
Sir  Thomas. 

"  Verily  none,"  replied  Willy,  "  of  the  morn- 
ing's discourse,  saving  the  last  words  of  it,  which, 
with  God's  help,  I  shall  always  remember." 

"  Give  us  them,  give  us  them,"  said  Sir  Tho- 
mas. "  He  wants  doctrine  ;  he  wants  authority ; 
his  are  grains  of  millet;  grains  for  unfledged 
doves :  but  they  are  sound,  except  the  crying. 
Deliver  unto  us  the  last  words ;  for  the  last  of 
the  preacher,  as  of  the  hanged,  are  usually  the 
best." 

Then  did  William  repeat  the  concluding  words 
of  the  discourse,  being  these  : 

"  '  As  years  are  running  past  us,  let  us  throw 
something  on  them  which  they  can  not  shake  off 
in  the  dust  and  hurry  of  the  world,  but  must  carry 
with  them  to  that  great  year  of  all,  whereunto  the 
lesser  of  this  mortal  life  do  tend  and  are  sub- 
servient.' " 

Sir  Thomas,  after  a  pause,  and  after  having  bent 
his  knee  under  the  table,  as  though  there  had 
been  the  church-cushion,  said  unto  us, 

"  Here  he  spake  through  a  glass,  darkly,  as 
blessed  Paul  hath  it." 

Then  turning  towards  Willy, 

"  And  nothing  more  ]" 

"Nothing  but  the  glory,"  quoth  Willy;  "at 
which  there  is  always  such  a  clatter  of  feet  upon 
the  floor,  and  creaking  of  benches,  and  rustling 
of  gowns,  and  bustle  of  bonnets,  and  justle  of 
cushions,  and  dust  of  mats,  and  treading  of  toes, 
and  punching  of  elbows  from  the  spitefuller,  that 
one  wishes  to  be  fairly  out  of  it,  after  the  scramble 
for  the  peace  of  God  is  at  an  end  .  .'' 

Sir  Thomas  threw  himself  back  upon  his  arm- 
chair, and  exclaimed  in  wonderment,  "  How  !" 

Shakspeare.  .  .  And  in  the  midst  of  the  ser- 
vice again,  were  it  possible.  For  nothing  is  pain- 
fuller  than  to  have  the  pail  shaken  off  the  head 
when  it  is  brim-full  of  the  waters  of  life,  and  we 
are  walking  staidly  under  it. 

Sir  Thomas,  Had  the  learned  Doctor  preached 
again  in  the  evening,  pursuing  the  thread  of  his 
discourse,  he  might  peradventure  have  made  up 
the  deficiencies  I  find  in  him. 

Shakspeare.  He  had  not  that  opportunity. 

Sir  Thomas.  The  more's  the  pity. 

Shakspeare.  The  evening  admonition,  de- 
livered by  him  unto  the  household  .  . 

Sir  Thomas.  What !  and  did  he  indeed  show 
wind  enough  for  that  1  Prythee  out  with  it,  if 
thou  didst  put  it  into  thy  tablets. 

Shakspeare.  Alack,  sir !   there  were  so  many 


Latin  words,  I  fear  me  I  should  be  at  fault  in  such 
attempt. 

Sir  Thomas.  Fear  not ;  we  can  help  thee  out 
between  us,  were  there  a  dozen,  or  a  score. 

Shakspeare.  Bating  those  latinities,  I  do  verily 
think  I  could  tie  up  again  most  of  the  points  in 
his  doublet. 

Sir  Thomas.  At  him  then  !  What  was  his 
bearing  ] 

Shakspeare.  In  dividing  his  matter,  he  spooned 
out  and  apportioned  the  commons  in  his  discourse, 
as  best  suited  the  quality,  capacity,  and  constitu- 
tion of  his  hearers.  To  those  in  priests'  orders 
he  delivered  a  sort  of  catechism. 

Sir  Silas.  He  catechise  grown  men !  He 
catechise  men  in  priests'  orders  !  being  no  bishop, 
nor  bishop's  ordinary ! 

Shakspeare.  He  did  so ;  it  may  be  at  his 
peril. 

Sir  Thomas.  And  what  else  1  for  catechisms 
are  baby's  pap. 

Shakspeare.  He  did  not  catechise,  but  he 
admonished,  the  richer  gentlemen  with  gold  tas- 
sels for  their  top-knots. 

Sir  Silas.  I  thought  as  much.  It  was  no 
better  in  my  time.  Admonitions  fell  gently  upon 
those  gold  tassels ;  and  they  ripened  degrees  as 
glass  and  sunshine  ripen  cucumbers.  We  priests, 
forsooth,  are  catechised !  The  worst  question  to 
any  gold  tasseller  is,  '  How  do  you  do  V  Old 
Alma  Mater  coaxes  and  would  be  coaxed.  But 
let  her  look  sharp,  or  spectacles  may  be  thrust 
upon  her  nose  that  shall  make  her  eyes  water. 
Aristotle  could  make  out  no  royal-road  to  wisdom; 
but  this  old  woman  of  ours  will  show  you  one,  an 
you  tip  her. 

Tilley  valley !  *  catechise  priests,  indeed  ! 

Sir  Thomas.  Peradventure  he  did  it  dis- 
creetly. Let  us  examine  and  judge  him.  Kepeat 
thou  what  he  said  unto  them. 

Shakspeare.  '  Many,'  said  he,  '  are  ingenuous, 
many  are  devout,  some  timidly,  some  strenuously, 
but  nearly  all  flinch,  and  rear,  and  kick,  at  the 
slightest  touch,  or  least  inquisitive  suspicion  of  an 
unsound  part  in  their  doctrine.  And  yet,  my 
brethren,  we  ought  rather  to  flinch  and  feel  sore 
at  our  own  searching  touch,  our  own  serious  in- 
quisition into  ourselves.  Let  us  preachers,  who 
are  sufficiently  liberal  in  bestowing  our  advice 
upon  others,  inquire  of  ourselves  whether  the 
exercise  of  spiritual  authority  may  not  be  some- 
times too  pleasant,  tickling  our  breasts  with  a 
plume  from  Satan's  wing,  and  turning  our  heads 
with  that  inebriating  poison  which  he  hath  been 
seen  to  instill  into  the  very  chalice  of  our  salva- 
tion. Let  us  ask  ourselves  in  the  closet,  whether, 
after  we  have  humbled  ourselves  before  God  in 
our  prayers,  we  never  rise  beyond  the  due  standard 
in  the  pulpit ;  whether  our  zeal  for  the  truth  be 
never  over-heated  by  internal  fires  less  holy; 
whether  we  never  grow  stiffly  and  sternly  perti- 


*  Tilley  valley  was  the  favourite  adjuration  of  James 
the  Second.    It  appears  in  the  comedies  of  Shakspeare. 


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nacious,  at  the  very  time  when  we  are  reproving 
the  obstinacy  of  others ;  and  whether  we  have  not 
frequently  so  acted  as  if  we  believed  that  oppo- 
sition were  to  be  relaxed  and  borne  away  by  self- 
sufficiency  and  intolerance.  Believe  me,  the  wisest 
of  us  have  our  catechism  to  learn ;  and  these,  my 
dear  friends,  are  not  the  only  questions  contained 
in  it.  No  Christian  can  hate  ;  no  Christian  can 
malign  :  nevertheless,  do  we  not  often  both  hate 
and  malign  those  unhappy  men  who  are  insensible 
to  God's  mercies]  And  I  fear  this  unchristian 
spirit  swells  darkly,  with  all  its  venom,  in  the 
marble  of  our  hearts,  not  because  our  brother  is 
insensible  to  these  mercies,  but  because  he  is 
insensible  to  our  faculty  of  persuasion,  turning  a 
deaf  ear  unto  our  claim  upon  his  obedience,  or  a 
blind  or  sleepy  eye  upon  the  fountain  of  light, 
whereof  we  deem  ourselves  the  sacred  reservoirs. 
There  is  one  more  question  at  which  ye  will 
tremble  when  ye  ask  it  in  the  recesses  of  your 
souls:  I  do  tremble  at  it,  yet  must  utter  it. 
Whether  we  do  not  more  warmly  and  erectly  stand 
up  for  God's  word  because  it  came  from  our  mouths, 
than  because  it  came  from  his?  Learned  and 
ingenious  men  may  indeed  find  a  solution  and 
excuse  for  all  these  propositions;  but  the  wise 
unto  salvation  will  cry,  Forgive  me,  0  my  God,  if, 
called  by  thee  to  walk  in  thy  way,  I  have  not 
swept  this  dust  from  the  sanctuary  ! ' 

Sir  Thomas.  All  this,  methinks,  is  for  the 
behoof  of  clerks  and  ministers. 

Shalcspeare.  He  taught  them  what  they  who 
teach  others  should  learn  and  practise.  Then  did 
he  look  toward  the  young  gentlemen  of  large 
fortune :  and  lastly  his  glances  fell  upon  us  poorer 
folk,  whom  he  instructed  in  the  duty  we  owe  to 
our  superiors. 

Sir  Thomas.  Ay,  there  he  had  a  host. 

Shakspeare.  In  one  part  of  his  admonition 
he  said, 

'  Young  gentlemen !  let  not  the  highest  of 
you  who  hear  me  this  evening  be  led  into  the  de- 
lusion, for  such  it  is,  that  the  founder  of  his  family 
was  originally  a  greater  or  a  better  man  than  the 
lowest  here.  He  willed  it,  and  became  it.  He 
must  have  stood  low;  he  must  have  worked  hard  ; 
and  with  tools  moreover  of  his  own  invention 
and  fashioning.  He  waved  and  whistled  off  ten 
thousand  strong  and  importunate  temptations  ; 
he  dashed  the  dice-box  from  the  jewelled  hand  of 
Chance,  the  cup  from  Pleasure's,  and  trod  under 
foot  the  sorceries  of  each ;  he  ascended  steadily 
the  precipices  of  Danger,  and  looked  down  with 
intrepidity  from  the  summit ;  he  overawed  Arro- 
gance with  Sedateness ;  he  seized  by  the  horn  and 
overleaped  low  Violence ;  and  he  fairly  swung 
Fortune  round. 

'  The  very  high  cannot  rise  much  higher ;  the 
very  low  may  :  the  truly  great  must  have  done  it. 

'This  is  not  the  doctrine,  my  friends,  of  the 
silkenly  and  lawnly  religious ;  it  wears  the  coarse 
texture  of  the  fisherman,  and  walks  uprightly  and 
straightforward  under  it.  I  am  speaking  now 
more  particularly  to  you  among  us  upon  whom 


God  hath  laid  the  incumbrances  of  wealth,  the 
sweets  whereof  bring  teazing  and  poisonous  things 
about  you,  not  easily  sent  away.  What  now  are 
your  pretensions  under  sacks  of  money ]  or  your 
enjoyments  under  the  shade  of  genealogical  trees] 
Are  they  rational  ]  Are  they  real  1  Do  they 
exist  at  all  1  Strange  inconsistency  !  to  be  proud 
of  having  as  much  gold  and  silver  laid  upon  you  as 
a  mule  hath,  and  yet  to  carry  it  less  composedly ! 
The  mule  is  not  answerable  for  the  conveyance 
and  discharge  of  his  burden  :  you  are.  Stranger 
infatuation  still !  to  be  prouder  of  an  excellent 
thing  done  by  another  than  by  yourselves,  sup- 
posing any  excellent  thing  to  have  actually  been 
done ;  and,  after  all,  to  be  more  elated  on  his 
cruelties  than  his  kindnesses,  by  the  blood  he  hath 
spilt  than  by  the  benefits  he  hath  conferred  ;  and 
to  acknowledge  less  obligation  to  a  well-informed 
and  well-intentioned  progenitor  than  to  a  lawless 
and  ferocious  barbarian.  Would stocksand stumps, 
if  they  could  utter  words,  utter  such  gross  stupidity] 
Would  the  apple  boast  of  his  crab  origin,  or  the 
peach  of  his  prune]  Hardly  any  man  is  ashamed 
of  being  inferior  to  his  ancestors,  although  it  is  the 
very  thing  at  which  the  great  should  blush,  if  indeed 
the  great  in  general  descended  from  the  worthy. 
I  did  expect  to  see  the  day,  and  although  I  shall 
not  see  it,  it  must  come  at  last,  when  he  shall  be 
treated  as  a  madman  or  an  impostor  who  dares  to 
claim  nobility  or  precedency,  and  can  not  show  his 
family  name  in  the  history  of  his  country.  Even 
he  who  can  show  it,  and  who  can  not  write  his 
own  under  it  in  the  same  or  as  goodly  characters, 
must  submit  to  the  imputation  of  degeneracy, 
from  which  the  lowly  and  obscure  are  exempt. 

'He  alone  who  maketh  you  wiser,  maketh 
you  greater ;  and  it  is  only  by  such  an  implement 
that  Almighty  God  himself  effects  it.  When  he 
taketh  away  a  man's  wisdom,  he  taketh  away  his 
strength,  his  power  over  others  and  over  himself. 
What  help  for  him  then  !  He  may  sit  idly  and 
swell  his  spleen,  saying,  Who  is  this?  who  is 
that?  and  at  the  question's  end  the  spirit  of 
inquiry  dies  away  in  him.  It  would  not  have 
been  so,  if,  in  happier  hour,  he  had  said  within 
himself,  Who  am  I  ?  what  am  1  ?  and  had  pro- 
secuted the  search  in  good  earnest. 
.  '  When  we  ask  who  this  man  is,  or  who  that 
man  is,  we  do  not  expect  or  hope  for  a  plain 
answer  :  we  should  be  disappointed  at  a  direct,  or 
a  rational,  or  a  kind  one.  We  desire  to  hear  that 
he  was  of  low  origin,  or  had  committed  some 
crime,  or  been  subjected  to  some  calamity.  Who- 
ever he  be,  in  general  we  disregard  or  despise  him, 
unless  we  discover  that  he  possesseth  by  nature 
many  qualities  of  mind  and  body  which  he  never 
brings  into  use,  and  many  accessories  of  situation 
and  fortune  which  he  brings  into  abuse  every 
day.  According  to  the  arithmetic  in  practice,  he 
who  makes  the  most  idlers  and  the  most  ingrates 
is  the  most  worshipful.  But  wiser  ones  than  the 
scorers  in  this  school  will  tell  you  how  riches  and 
power  were  bestowed  by  Providence,  that  gene- 
rosity and  mercy  should  be  exercised :  for,  if 


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every  gift  of  the  Almighty  were  distributed  in 
equal  portions  to  every  creature,  less  of  such 
virtues  would  be  called  into  the  field ;  con- 
sequently there  would  be  less  of  gratitude,  less  of 
submission,  less  of  devotion,  less  of  hope,  and,  in 
the  total,  less  of  content.' 

. .  Here  he  ceased,  and  Sir  Thomas  nodded,  and 
said, 

"  Reasonable  enough !  nay,  almost  too  rea- 
sonable ! 

"  But  where  are  the  apostles'?  Where  are  the 
disciples'?  Where  are  the  saints'?  Where  is 
hell-fire? 

"  Well !  patience  !  we  may  come  to  it  yet.  Go 
on,  Will!" 

With  such  encouragement  before  him,  did  Will 
Shakspeare  take  breath  and  continue  : 

" '  We  mortals  are  too  much  accustomed  to 
behold  our  superiors  in  rank  and  station  as  we 
behold  the  leaves  in  the  forest.  While  we  stand 
under  these  leaves,  our  protection  and  refuge  from 
heat  and  labour,  we  see  only  the  rougher  side  of 
them,  and  the  gloominess  of  the  branches  on 
which  they  hang.  In  the  midst  of  their  benefits 
we  are  insensible  to  their  utility  and  their  beauty, 
and  appear  to  be  ignorant  that,  if  they  were 
placed  less  high  above  us,  we  should  derive  from 
them  less  advantage.' " 

Sir  Thomas.  Ay;  envy  of  superiority  made 
the  angels  kick  and  run  restive. 

Shakspeare.  May  it  please  your  worship  !  with 
all  my  faults,  I  have  ever  borne  submission  and 
reverence  toward  my  superiors. 

Sir  Thomas.  Very  right !  very  scriptural ! 
But  most  folks  do  that.  Our  duty  is  not  fulfilled 
unless  we  bear  absolute  veneration  ;  unless  we  are 
ready  to  lay  down  our  lives  and  fortunes  at  the 
foot  of  the  throne,  and  everything  else  at  the  foot 
of  those  who  administer  the  laws  under  virgin 
majesty. 

Shakspeare.  Honoured  sir  !  I  am  quite  ready 
to  lay  down  my  life  and  fortune,  and  all  the  rest 
of  me,  before  that  great  virgin. 

Sir  Silas.  Thy  life  and  fortune,  to  wit !  What 
are  they  worth  ]  A  June  cob-nut,  maggot  and 
all. 

Sir  Thomas.  Silas  !  we  will  not  repudiate  nor 
rebuff  this  Magdalen,  that  bringeth  a  pot  of  oint- 
ment. Rather  let  us  teach  and  tutor  than  twit. 
It  is  a  tractable  and  conducible  youth,  being  in 
good  company. 

Sir  Silas.  Teach  and  tutor  !  Hold  hard,  sir. 
These  base  varlets  ought  to  be  taught  but  two 
things  :  to  bow  as  beseemeth  them  to  their  betters, 
and  to  hang  perpendicular.  We  have  authority 
for  it,  that  no  man  can  add  an  inch  to  his  stature; 
but,  by  aid  of  the  sheriff,  I  engage  to  find  a  chap 
who  shall  add  two  or  three  to  this  whoreson's.* 


*  Whoreson,  if  we  may  hazard  a  conjecture,  means  the 
son  of  a  woman  of  ill-repute.  In  this  we  are  borne  out 
by  the  context.  It  appears  to  have  escaped  the  com- 
mentators on  Shakspeare. 

Whoreson,  a  word  of  frequent  occurrence  in  the  come- 
dies ;  more  rarely  found  in  the  tragedies.  Although  now 


Sir  Thomas.  Nay,  nay,  now>  Silas !  the  lad's 
mother  was  always  held  to  be  an  honest  woman. 

Sir  Silas.  His  mother  may  be  an  honest 
woman  for  me. 

Shakspeare.  No  small  privilege,  by  my  faith ! 
for  any  woman  in  the  next  parish  to  thee,  Master 
Silas ! 

Sir  Silas.  There  again  !  out  comes  the  filthy 
runlet  from  the  quagmire,  that  but  now  lay  so 
quiet  with  all  its  own  in  it. 

Shakspeare.  Until  it  was  trodden  on  by  the 
ass  that  could  not  leap  over  it.  These,  I  think, 
are  the  words  of  the  fable. 

Sir  Thomas.  They  are  so. 

Sir  Silas.  What  fable1? 

Sir  Thomas.  Tush !  don't  press  him  too  hard  : 
he  wants  not  wit,  but  learning. 

Sir  Silas.  He  wants  a  rope's-end ;  and  a 
rope's-end  is  not  enough  for  him,  unless  we  throw 
in  the  other. 

Sir  Thomas.  Peradventure  he  may  be  an 
instrument,  a  potter's  clay,  a  type,  a  token. 

I  have  seen  many  young  men,  and  none  like 
unto  him.  He  is  shallow,  but  clear;  he  is  simple, 
but  ingenuous. 

Sir  Silas.  Drag  the  ford  again  then.  In  my 
mind  he  is  as  deep  as  the  big  tankard ;  and  a 
mouthful  of  rough  burrage  will  be  the  beginning 
and  end  of  it. 

Sir  TJiomas.  No  fear  of  that.  Neither,  if 
rightly  reported  by  the  youngster,  is  there  so 
much  doctrine  in  the  doctor  as  we  expected.  He 
doth  not  dwell  upon  the  main ;  he  is  worldly  :  he 
is  wise  in  his  generation ;  he  says  things  out  of 
his  own  head. 

Silas,  that  can't  hold !  We  want  props ; 
fulcrums,  I  think  you  called  'em  to  the  farmers  ; 
or  was  it  stimuLums  ? 

Sir  Silas.  Both  very  good  words. 

Sir  Thomas.  I  should  be  mightily  pleased  to 
hear  thee  dispute  with  that  great  don. 

Sir  Silas.  I  hate  disputations.  Saint  Paul 
warns  us  against  them.  If  one  wants  to  be  thirsty, 
the  tail  of  a  stockfish  is  as  good  for  it  as  the  head 
of  a  logician. 

The  doctor  there,  at  Oxford,  is  in  flesh  and 
mettle  :  but  let  him  be  sleek  and  gingered  as  he 
may,  clap  me  in  Saint  Mary's  pulpit,  cassock  me, 
lamb-skin  me,  give  me  pink  for  my  colours,  glove 
me  to  the  elbow,  heel-piece  me  half  an  ell  high, 
cushion  me  before  and  behind,  bring  me  a  mug 
of  mild  ale  and  a  rasher  of  bacon,  only  just  to  con 
over  the  text  withal ;  then  allow  me  fair  play,  and 
as  much  of  my  own  way  as  he  had;  and  the  devil 
take  the  hindermost.  I  am  his  man  at  any  time. 

Sir  Thomas.  I  am  fain  to  believe  it.  Verily, 
I  do  think,  Silas,  thou  hast  as  much  stuff  in  thee 
as  most  men.  Our  beef  and  mutton  at  Charlecote 
rear  other  than  babes  and  sucklings. 


obsolete,  the  expression  proves  that  there  were  (or  were 
believed  to  be)  such  persons  formerly. 

The  editor  is  indebted  to  two  learned  friends  for  these 
two  remarks,  which  appear  no  less  just  than  ingenious. 


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I  like  words  taken,  like  thine,  from  black- 
letter  books.  They  look  stiff  and  sterling,  and  as 
though  a  man  might  dig  about  'em  for  a  week, 
and  never  loosen  the  lightest. 

Thou  hast  alway  at  hand  either  saint  or  devil, 
as  occasion  needeth,  according  to  the  quality  of 
the  sinner,  and  they  never  come  uncalled  for. 
Moreover,  Master  Silas,  I  have  observed  that  thy 
hell-fire  is  generally  lighted  up  in  the  pulpit  about 
the  dog-days.  . 

.  .  Then  turned  the  worthy  knight  unto  the 
youth,  saying, 

"  'Twere  well  for  thee,  William  Shakspeare,  if 
the  learned  doctor  had  kept  thee  longer  in  his 
house,  and  had  shown  unto  thee  the  danger  of 
idleness,  which  hath  often  led  unto  deer-stealing 
and  poetry.  In  thee  we  already  know  the  one, 
although  the  distemper  hath  eaten  but  skin-deep 
for  the  present ;  and  we  have  the  testimony  of 
two  burgesses  on  the  other.  The  pursuit  of 
poetry,  as  likewise  of  game,  is  unforbidden  to 
persons  of  condition." 

Shakspeare.  Sir,  that  of  game  is  the  more 
likely  to  keep  them  in  it. 

Sir  Thomas.  It  is  the  more  knightly  of  the  two; 
but  poetry  hath  also  her  pursuers  among  us.  I 
myself,  in  my  youth,  had  some  experience  that 
way ;  and  I  am  fain  to  blush  at  the  reputation  I 
obtained.  His  honour,  my  father,  took  me  to 
London  at  the  age  of  twenty ;  and,  sparing  no 
expense  in  my  education,  gave  fifty  shillings  to 
one  Monsieur  Dubois  to  teach  me  fencing  and 
poetry  in  twenty  lessons.  In  vacant  hours  he 
taught  us  also  the  laws  of  honour,  which  are  dif- 
ferent from  ours. 

In  France  you  are  unpolite  unless  you  solicit 
a  judge  or  his  wife  to  favour  your  cause,  and  you 
inevitably  lose  it.  In  France  there  is  no  want  of 
honour  where  there  is  no  want  of  courage  :  you 
may  lie,  but  you  must  not  hear  that  you  lie.  I 
asked  him  what  he  thought  then  of  lying ;  and  he 
replied, 

'  C'est  selon." 

'And  suppose  you  should  overhear  the  whisper?' 

'  Ah  parbleu  !  Cela  m'irrite  ;  cela  me  pousse 
au  bout.' 

I  was  going  on  to  remark  that  a  real  man  of 
honour  could  less  bear  to  lie  than  to  hear  it; 
when  he  cried,  at  the  words  real  man  of  honour, 

'  Le  voila,  Monsieur !  le  voila ! '  and  gave 
himself  such  a  blow  on  the  breast  as  convinced  me 
the  French  are  a  brave  people. 

He  told  us  that  nothing  but  his  honour  was 
left  him,  but  that  it  supplied  the  place  of  all  he 
had  lost.  It  was  discovered  some  time  afterward 
that  M.  Dubois  had  been  guilty  of  perjury, 
had  been  a  spy,  and  had  lost  nothing  but  a 
dozen  or  two  of  tin  patty-pans,  hereditary  in  his 
family,  his  father  having  been  a  cook  on  his  own 
account. 

William,  it  is  well  at  thy  time  of  life  that 
thou  shouldst  know  the  customs  of  far  countries, 
particularly  if  it  should  be  the  will  of  God  to 
place  thee  in  a  company  of  players.  Of  all 


nations  in  the  world,  the  French  best  understand 
the  stage.  If  thou  shouldst  ever  write  for  it, 
which  God  forbid,  copy  them  very  carefully. 
Murders  on  their  stage  are  quite  decorous  and 
cleanly.  Few  gentlemen  and  ladies  die  by  vio- 
lence who  would  not  have  died  by  exhaustion. 
For  they  rant  and  rave  until  their  voice  fails 
them,  one  after  another ;  and  those  who  do  not 
die  of  it,  die  consumptive.  They  can  not  bear 
to  see  cruelty :  they  would  rather  see  any  image 
than  their  own.  These  are  not  my  observations, 
but  were  made  by  Sir  Everard  Starkeye,  who  like- 
wise did  remark  to  Monsieur  Dubois,  that  cats, 
if  you  hold  them  up  to  the  looking-glass,  will 
scratch  you  terribly;  and  that  the  same  fierce 
animal,  as  if  proud  of  its  cleanly  coat  and  velvety 
paw,  doth  carefully  put  aside  what  other  animals 
of  more  estimation  take  no  trouble  to  conceal. 

'  Our  people,'  said  Sir  Everard,  '  must  see 
upon  the  stage  what  they  never  could  have 
imagined;  so  the  best  men  in  the  world  would 
earnestly  take  a  peep  of  hell  through  a  chink, 
whereas  the  worser  would  skulk  away.' 

Do  not  thou  be  their  caterer,  William! 
Avoid  the  writing  of  comedies  and  tragedies. 
To  make  people  laugh  is  uncivil,  and  to  make 
people  cry  is  unkind.  And  what,  after  all,  are 
these  comedies  and  these  tragedies  1  They  are 
what,  for  the  benefit  of  all  future  generations,  I 
have  myself  described  them, 

The  whimsies  of  wantons,  and  stories  of  dread 
That  make  the  stout-hearted  look  under  the  bed. 

Furthermore,  let  me  warn  thee  against  the  same 
on  account  of  the  vast  charges  thou  must  stand 
at.  We  Englishmen  can  not  find  it  in  our  hearts 
to  murder  a  man  without  much  difficulty,  hesita- 
tion, and  delay.  We  have  little  or  no  invention 
for  pains  and  penalties ;  it  is  only  our  acutest 
lawyers  who  have  wit  enough  to  frame  them. 
Therefore  it  behoveth  your  tragedy-man  to  pro- 
vide a  rich  assortment  of  them,  in  order  to 
strike  the  auditor  with  awe  and  wonder.  And  a 
tragedy-man,  in  our  country,  who  can  not  afford  a 
fair  dozen  of  stabbed  males,  and  a  trifle  under 
that  mark  of  poisoned  females,  and  chains  enow 
to  moor  a  whole  navy  in  dock,  is  but  a  scurvy 
fellow  at  the  best.  Thou  wilt  find  trouble  in  pur- 
veying these  necessaries ;  and  then  must  come 
the  gim-cracks  for  the  second  course ;  gods,  god- 
desses, fates,  furies,  battles,  marriages,  music,  and 
the  maypole.  Hast  thou  within  thee  where- 
withall)' 

. . "  Sir  ! "  replied  Billy,  with  great  modesty,  "  I 
am  most  grateful  for  these  ripe  fruits  of  your  ex- 
perience. To  admit  delightful  visions  into  my 
own  twilight  chamber,  is  not  dangerous  nor  for- 
bidden. Believe  me,  sir,  he  who  indulges  in 
them  will  abstain  from  injuring  his  neighbour : 
he  will  see  no  glory  in  peril,  and  no  delight  in 
strife.  The  world  shall  never  be  troubled  by 
any  battles  and  marriages  of  mine,  and  I 
desire  no  other  music  and  no  other  maypole 
than  have  lightened  my  heart  at  Stratford." 


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Sir  Thomas  finding  him  well-conditioned  and 
manageable,  proceeded  : 

"  Although  I  have  admonished  thee  of  sundry 
and  insurmountable  impediments,  yet  more  are 
lying  in  the  pathway.  We  have  no  verse  for 
tragedy.  One  in  his  hurry  hath  dropped  rhyme, 
and  walketh  like  unto  the  man  who  wanteth  the 
left-leg  stocking.  Others  can  give  us  rhyme  in- 
deed, but  can  hold  no  longer  after  the  tenth  or 
eleventh  syllable.  Now  Sir  Everard  Starkeye,  who 
is  a  pretty  poet,  did  confess  to  Monsieur  Dubois 
the  potency  of  the  French  tragic  verse,  which 
thou  never  canst  hope  to  bring  over. 

"  '  I  wonder,  Monsieur  Dubois !  '  said  Sir  Eve- 
rard, 'that  your  countrymen  should  have  thought 
it  necessary  to  transport  their  heavy  artillery  into 
Italy.  No  Italian  could  stand  a  volley  of  your 
heroic  verses  from  the  best  and  biggest  pieces. 
With  these  brought  into  action,  you  never  could 
have  lost  the  battle  of  Pavia.' 

"  Now  my  friend  Sir  Everard  is  not  quite  so 
good  a  historian  as  he  is  a  poet :  and  Monsieur 
Dubois  took  advantage  of  him. 

"  '  Pardon !  Monsieur  Sir  Everard ! '  said  Mon- 
sieur Dubois,  smiling  at  my  friend's  slip,  '  we  did 
not  lose  the  battle  of  Pavia.  We  had  the  misfor- 
tune to  lose  our  king,  who  delivered  himself  up, 
as  our  kings  always  do,  for  the  good  and  glory  of 
his  country.' 

"  '  How  was  this1?'  said  Sir  Everard,  in  surprise. 

"  '  I  will  tell  you,  Monsieur  Sir  Everard  ! '  said 
Monsieur  Dubois.  'I  had  it  from  my  own 
father,  who  fought  in  the  battle,  and  told  my 
mother,  word  for  word.  The  king  seeing  bis  house- 
hold troops,  being  only  one  thousand  strong, 
surrounded  by  twelve  regiments,  the  best  Spanish 
troops,  amounting  to  eighteen  thousand  four 
hundred  and  forty-two,  although  he  doubted  not 
of  victory,  yet  thought  he  might  lose  many  brave 
men  before  the  close  of  the  day,  and  rode  up 
instantly  to  King  Charles,  and  said, "  My  brother ! 
I  am  loath  to  lose  so  many  of  those  brave  men 
yonder.  Whistle  off  your  Spanish  pointers,  and  I 
agree  to  ride  home  with  you." 

"  '  And  so  he  did.  But  what  did  King  Charles] 
Abusing  French  loyalty,  he  made  our  Francis  his 
prisoner,  would  you  believe  it  ?  and  treated  him 
worse  than  ever  badger  was  treated  at  the  bottom 
of  any  paltry  stable-yard,  putting  upon  his  table 
beer  and  Rhenish  wine  and  wild  boar.' 

"  I  have  digressed  with  thee,  young  man," 
continued  the  knight,  much  to  the  improvement 
of  my  knowledge,  I  do  reverentially  confess,  as  it 
was  of  the  lad's.  "  We  will  now,"  said  he,  "  en- 
deavour our  best  to  sober  thee,  finding  that 
Doctor  Glaston  hath  omitted  it." 

"  Not  entirely  omitted  it,"  said  William,  grate- 
fully ;  "  he  did,  after  dinner,  all  that  could  be  done 
at  such  a  time  toward  it.  The  doctor  could 
however  speak  only  of  the  Greeks  and  Romans, 
and  certainly  what  he  said  of  them  gave  me  but 
little  encouragement." 

Sir  Thomas.    What  said  he  ? 

Shakspeare.    He  said,  'the  Greeks   conveyed 


all  their  wisdom  into  their  theatre ;  their  stages 
were  churches  and  parliament-houses ;  but  what 
was  false  prevailed  over  what  was  true.  They  had 
their  own  wisdom ;  the  wisdom  of  the  foolish. 
Who  is  Sophocles,  if  compared  to  Doctor  Ham- 
mersley  of  Oriel  ]  or  Euripides,  if  compared 
to  Doctor  Prichard  of  Jesus?  Without  the 
Gospel,  light  is  darkness;  and  with  it,  children 
are  giants. 

'  William,  I  need  not  expatiate  on  Greek  with 
thee,  since  thou  knowest  it  not,  but  some  crumbs 
of  Latin  are  picked  up  by  the  callowest  beaks. 
The  Romans  had,  as  thou  findest,  and  have 
still,  more  taste  for  murder  than  morality,  and, 
as  they  could  not  find  heroes  among  them, 
looked  for  gladiators.  Their  only  very  high 
poet  employed  his  elevation  and  strength  to  de- 
throne and  debase  the  Deity.  They  had  several 
others,  who  polished  their  language  and  pitched 
their  instruments  with  admirable  skill :  several 
who  glued  over  their  thin  and  flimsy  gaberdines 
many  bright  feathers  from  the  wide-spread  downs 
of  Ionia,  and  the  richly  cultivated  rocks  of  Attica. 

'  Some  of  them  have  spoken  from  inspiration : 
for  thou  art  not  to  suppose  that  from  the  heathen 
were  withheld  all  the  manifestations  of  the  Lord. 
We  do  agree  at  Oxford  that  the  Pollio  of  Virgil 
is  our  Saviour.  True,  it  is  the  dullest  and  poor- 
est poem  that  a  nation  not  very  poetical  hath 
bequeathed  unto  us ;  and  even  the  versification, 
in  which  this  master  excelled,  is  wanting  in 
fluency  and  sweetness.  I  can  only  account  for  it 
from  the  weight  of  the  subject.  Two  verses, 
which  are  fairly  worth  two  hundred  such  poems, 
are  from  another  pagan  :  he  was  forced  to  sigh 
for  the  Church  without  knowing  her  :  he  saith, 

May  I  gaze  upon  thee  when  my  latest  hour  is  come  ! 
May  I  hold  thy  hand  when  mine  faileth  me  ! 

This,  if  adumbrating  the  Church,  is  the  most 
beautiful  thought  that  ever  issued  from  the  heart 
of  man  :  but  if  addressed  to  a  wanton,  as  some  do 
opine,  is  filth  from  the  sink,  nauseating  and 
insufferable. 

'  William  !  that  which  moveth  the  heart 
most  is  the  best  poetry ;  it  comes  nearest  unto 
God,  the  source  of  all  power.' 

Sir  Thomas.  Yea ;  and  he  appeareth  unto 
me  to  know  more  of  poetry  than  of  divinity. 
Those  ancients  have  little  flesh  upon  the  body 
poetical,  and  lack  the  savour  that  sufiiceth.  The 
Song  of  Solomon  drowns  all  their  voices :  they 
seem  but  whistlers  and  guitar-players  compared 
to  a  full-cheeked  trumpeter ;  they  standing  under 
the  eaves  in  some  dark  lane,  he  upon  a  well- 
caparisoned  stallion,  tossing  his  mane  and  all  his 
ribands  to  the  sun.  I  doubt  the  doctor  spake  too 
fondly  of  the  Greeks  ;  they  were  giddy  creatures. 
William  !  I  am  loath  to  be  hard  on  them ;  but 
they  please  me  not.  There  are  those  now  living 
who  could  make  them  bite  their  nails  to  the 
quick,  and  turn  green  as  grass  with  envy. 

Shakspeare.     Sir,   one   of   those  Greeks,  me- 


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thinks,  thrown  into  the  pickle-pot,  would  be  a 
treasure  to  the  housewife's  young  gherkins. 

Sir  Thomas.  Simpleton  !  simpleton  !  but 
thou  valuest  them  justly.  Now  attend.  If  ever 
thou  shouldst  hear,  at  Oxford  or  London,  the 
verses  I  am  about  to  repeat,  prythee  do  not  com- 
municate them  to  that  fiery  spirit  Matt  Atterend. 
It  might  not  be  the  battle  of  two  hundreds,  but 
two  counties ;  a  sort  of  York  and  Lancaster  war, 
whereof  I  would  wash  my  hands.  Listen ! 

. .  And  now  did  Sir  Thomas  clear  his  voice,  always 
high  and  sonorous,  and  did  repeat  from  the  stores 
of  his  memory  these  rich  and  proud  verses. 

"  '  Chloe !  mean  men  must  ever  make  mean  loves, 
They  deal  in  dog-roses,  but  I  in  cloves. 
They  are  just  scorch 'd  enough  to  blow  their  fingers, 
I  am  a  phoenix  downright  burnt  to  cinders.' " 

At  which  noble  conceits,  so  far  above  what  poor 
Bill  had  ever  imagined,  he  lifted  up  his  eyes  to 
heaven,  and  exclaimed, 

"  The  world  itself  must  be  reduced  to  that  con- 
dition before  such  glorious  verses  die  !  Chloe  and 
Clove  !  Why,  sir !  Chloe  wants  but  a  V  toward 
the  tail  to  become  the  very  thing  !  Never  tell 
me  that  such  matters  can  come  about  of  them- 
selves. And  how  truly  is  it  said  that  we  mean 
men  deal  in  dog-roses  ! 

"  Sir,  if  it  were  permitted  me  to  swear  on  that 
holy  Bible,  I  would  swear  I  never  until  this  day 
heard  that  dog-roses  were  our  provender ;  and  yet 
did  I,  no  longer  ago  than  last  summer,  write,  not 
indeed  upon  a  dog-rose,  but  upon  a  sweet-briar, 
what  would  only  serve  to  rinse  the  mouth  withal 
after  the  clove." 

Sir  Thomas.  Kepeat  the  same,  youth !  We 
may  haply  give  thee  our  counsel  thereupon. 

. .  Willy  took  heart,  and,  lowering  his  voice, 
which  hath  much  natural  mellowness,  repeated 
these  from  memory : 

"  My  briar  that  smelledst  sweet 
When  gentle  spring's  first  heat 

Ran  through  thy  quiet  veins ; 
Thou  that  wouldst  injure  none, 
But  wouldst  be  left  alone, 
Alone  thou  leavest  me,  and  nought  of  thine  remains. 

"  What !  hath  no  poet's  lyre 
O'er  thee,  sweet-breathing  briar, 

Hung  fondly,  ill  or  well  ? 
And  yet  methinks  with  thee 
A  poet's  sympathy, 
Whether  in  weal  or  woe,  in  life  or  death,  might  dwell. 

"  Hard  usage  both  must  bear, 
Few  hands  your  youth  will  rear, 

Few  bosoms  cherish  you  ; 
Your  tender  prime  must  bleed 
Ere  you  are  sweet,  but  freed 
From  life,  you  then  are  prized ;  thus  prized  are  poets  too." 

Sir  Thomas  said,  with  kind  encouragement, 
"  He  who  beginneth  so  discreetly  with  a  dog- 
rose,  may  hope  to  encompass  a  damask-rose  ere 
he  die." 

Willy  did  now  breathe  freely.  The  commen- 
dation of  a  knight  and  magistrate  worked  power- 
fully within  him :  and  Sir  Thomas  said  furthermore, 


'  These  short  matters  do  not  suit  me.  Thou 
mightest  have  added  some  moral  about  life  and 
beauty :  poets  never  handle  roses  without  one  : 
but  thou  art  young,  and  mayest  get  into  the 
train." 

Willy  made  the  best  excuse  he  could;  and  no 
bad  one  it  was,  the  knight  acknowledged ;  namely, 
that  the  sweet-briar  was  not  really  dead,  although 
left  for  dead. 

"  Then,"  said  Sir  Thomas,  "  as  life  and  beauty 
would  not  serve  thy  turn,  thou  mightest  have 
had  full  enjoyment  of  the  beggar,  the  wayside, 
the  thieves,  and  the  good  Samaritan  ;  enough  to 
tapestry  the  bridal  chamber  of  an  empress." 

William  bowed  respectfully,  and  sighed. 

"  Ha !  thou  hast  lost  them,  sure  enough,  and 
it  may  not  be  quite  so  fair  to  smile  at  thy 
quandary,"  quoth  Sir  Thomas. 

"  I  did  my  best  the  first  time,"  said  Willy, 

and  fell  short  the  second." 

"  That  indeed  thou  must  have  done,"  said 
Sir  Thomas.  "  It  is  a  grievous  disappointment, 
in  the  midst  of  our  lamentations  for  the  dead,  to 
find  ourselves  balked.  I  am  curious  to  see  how 
thou  couldst  help  thyself.  Don't  be  abashed ;  I 
am  ready  for  even  worse  than  the  last." 

Bill  hesitated,  but  obeyed : 

And  art  thou  yet  alive  ? 
And  shall  the  happy  hive 

Send  out  her  youth  to  cull 
Thy  sweets  of  leaf  and  flower, 
And  spend  the  sunny  hour 
With  thee,  and  thy  faint  heart  with  murmuring  music  lull  ? 

Tell  me  what  tender  care, 
Tell  me  what  pieus  prayer, 

Bade  thee  arise  and  lire. 
The  fondest-favoured  bee 
Shall  whisper  nought  to  thee 
More  loving  than  the  song  my  grateful  muse  shall  give. 

Sir  Thomas  looked  somewhat  less  pleased  at 
the  conclusion  of  these  verses  than  at  the  con- 
clusion of  the  former ;  and  said  gravely, 

"  Young  man !  methinks  it  is  betimes  that 
thou  talkest  of  having  a  muse  to  thyself;  or  even 
in  common  with  others.  It  is  only  great  poets 
who  have  muses ;  I  mean  to  say,  who  have  the 
right  to  talk  in  that  fashion.  The  French,  I 
hear,  Pliozbus  it  and  Muse-me  it  right  and  left; 
and  boggle  not  to  throw  all  nine,  together  with 
mother  and  master,  into  the  compass  of  a  dozen 
lines  or  thereabout.  And  your  Italian  can  hardly 
do  without  'em  in  the  multiplication-table.  We 
Englishmen  do  let  them  in  quietly,  shut  the  door, 
and  say  nothing  of  what  passes.  I  have  read  a 
whole  book  of  comedies,  and  ne'er  a  muse  to 
help  the  lamest." 

Shakspeare.  Wonderful  forbearance!  I  mar- 
vel how  the  poet  could  get  through. 

Sir  Thomas.  By  God's  help.  And  I  think 
we  did  as  well  without  'em  :  for  it  must  be  an 
unabashable  man  that  ever  shook  his  sides  in 
their  company.  They  lay  heavy  restraint  both 
upon  laughing  and  crying.  In  the  great  master 
Virgil  of  Rome,  they  tell  me  they  come  in  to 


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count  the  ships,  and  having  cast  up  the  sum 
total,  and  proved  it,  make  off  again.  Sure 
token  of  two  things  :  first,  that  he  held  'em  dog- 
cheap;  secondly,  that  he  had  made  but  little 
progress  (for  a  Lombard  born)  in  book-keeping  at 
double  entry. 

He,  and  every  other  great  genius,  began  with 
small  subject-matters,  gnats  and  the  like.  I  my- 
self, similar  unto  him,  wrote  upon  fruit.  I  would 
give  thee  some  copies  for  thy  copying,  if  I  thought 
thou  wouldst  use  them  temperately,  and  not  ren- 
der them  common,  as  hath  befallen  the  poetry  of 
some  among  the  brightest  geniuses.  I  could  show 
Ihee  how  to  say  new  things,  and  how  to  time  the 
same.  Before  my  day,  nearly  all  the  flowers  and 
fruits  had  been  gathered  by  poets,  old  and  young, 
from  the  cedar  of  Lebanon  to  the  hyssop  on  the 
wall :  roses  went  up  to  Solomon,  apples  to  Adam, 
and  so  forth. 

Willy !  my  brave  lad !  I  was  the  first  that 
ever  handled  a  quince,  I'll  be  sworn. 

Hearken ! 

Chloe  !  I  would  not  have  thee  wince 

That  I  unto  thee  send  a  quince. 

I  would  not  have  thee  say  unto 't 

Begone .'  and  trample 't  under  foot, 

For,  trust  me,  'tis  no  fulsome  fruit. 

It  came  not  out  of  mine  own  garden, 

But  all  the  way  from  Henly  in  Arden, 

Of  an  uncommon  fine  old  tree 

Belonging  to  John  Asbury. 

And  if  that  of  it  thou  shalt  eat 

"Twill  make  thy  hreath  e'en  yet  more  sweet ; 

As  a  translation  here  doth  shew, 

On  fruit-trees,  by  Jean  Mirabeau. 

The  frontispiece  is  printed  so. 

But  eat  it  with  some  wine  and  cake, 

Or  it  may  give  the  belly-ake.* 

This  doth  my  worthy  clerk  indite, 

I  sign, 

SIR  THOMAS  LUCY,  Knight. 

Now,  Willy,  there  is  not  one  poet  or  lover 
in  twenty  who  careth  for  consequences.  Many 
hint  to  the  lady  what  to  do ;  few  what  not  to 
do ;  although  it  would  oftentimes,  as  in  this  case, 
go  to  one's  heart  to  see  the  upshot. 

. .  "  Ah  sir ! "  said  Bill  in  all  humility,  "  I  would 
make  bold  to  put  the  parings  of  that  quince  under 
my  pillow,  for  sweet  dreams  and  insights,  if  Doc- 
tor Glaston  had  given  me  encouragement  to  con- 
tinue the  pursuit  of  poetry.  Of  a  surety  it  would 
bless  me  with  a  bedful  of  churches  and  cruci- 
fixions, duly  adumbrated." 

Whereat  Sir  Thomas,  shaking  his  head,  did 
inform  Mm, 

"It  was  in  the  golden  age  of  the  world,  as 
pagans  call  it,  that  poets  of  condition  sent  fruits 
and  flowers  to  their  beloved,  with  posies  fairly 
penned.  We,  in  our  days,  have  done  the  like. 


*  Belly-ake,  a  disorder  once  not  uncommon  in  England. 
Even  the  name  is  now  almost  forgotten  ;  yet  the  elder  of 
us  may  remember  at  least  the  report  of  it,  and  some  per- 
haps even  the  complaint  itself,  in  our  schooldays.  It 
usually  broke  out  about  the  cherry  season  ;  and,  in  some 
cases,  made  its  appearance  again  at  the  first  nutting. 


But  manners  of  late  are  much  corrupted  on  the 
one  side,  if  not  on  both. 

"  Willy !  it  hath  been  whispered  that  there  be 
those  who  would  rather  have  a  piece  of  brocade 
or  velvet  for  a  stomacher,  than  the  touchingest 
copy  of  verses,  with  a  bleeding  heart  at  the 
bottom." 

Shakspeare.  Incredible! 

Sir  Thomas.  'Tis  even  so  ! 

Shakspeare.  They  must  surely  be  rotten  frag- 
ments of  the  world  before  the  flood,  saved  out 
of  it  by  the  devil. 

Sir  Thomas.  I  am  not  of  that  mind.  Their 
eyes,  mayhap,  fell  upon  some  of  the  bravery  cast 
ashore  from  the  Spanish  Armada.  In  ancienter 
days,  a  few  pages  of  good  poetry  outvalued  a 
whole  ell  of  the  finest  Genoa. 

Shakspeare.  When  will  such  days  return ! 

Sir  Thomas.  It  is  only  wiflun  these  few  years 
that  corruption  and  avarice  have  made  such 
ghastly  strides.  They  always  did  exist,  but  were 
gentler. 

My  youth  is  waning,  and  has  been  nigh  upon 
these  seven  years,  I  being  now  in  my  forty- 
eighth. 

Shakspeare.  I  have  understood  that  the  god 
of  poetry  is  in  the  enjoyment  of  eternal  youth ;  I 
was  ignorant  that  his  sons  were. 

Sir  Thomas.  No,  child !  we  are  hale  and 
comely,  but  must  go  the  way  of  all  flesh. 

Shakspeare.  Must  it,  can  it,  be  1 

Sir  Thomas.  Time  was,  my  smallest  gifts  were 
acceptable,  as  thus  recorded  : 

From  my  fair  hand,  O  will  ye,  will  ye 
Deign  humbly  to  accept  a  gilly- 

Flower  for  thy  bosom,  sugared  maid  ! 

Scarce  had  I  said  it,  ere  she  took  it, 
And  in  a  twinkling,  faith  !  had  stuck  it, 

Where  e'en  proud  knighthood  might  have  laid. 

. .  William  was  now' quite  unable  to  contain  him- 
self, and  seemed  utterly  to  have  forgotten  the 
grievous  charge  against  him ;  to  such  a  pitch  did 
his  joy  o'erleap  his  jeopardy. 

Master  Silas  in  the  mean  time  was  much  dis- 
quieted ;  and  first  did  he  strip  away  all  the  white 
feather  from  every  pen  in  the  ink-pot,  and  then 
did  he  mend  them,  one  and  all,  and  then  did  he 
slit  them  with  his  thumb-nail,  and  then  did  he 
pare  and  slash  away  at  them  again,  and  then  did 
he  cut  off  the  tops,  until  at  last  he  left  upon  them 
neither  nib  nor  plume,  nor  enough  of  the  middle 
to  serve  as  quill  to  a  virginal.  It  went  to  my 
heart  to  see  such  a  power  of  pens  so  wasted :  there 
could  not  be  fewer  than  five.  Sir  Thomas  was  less 
wary  than  usual,  being  overjoyed.  For  great  poets 
do  mightily  affect  to  have  little  poets  under  them ; 
and  little  poets  do  forget  themselves  in  great 
company,  as  fiddlers  do,  who  hail  fellow  well 
met  I  even  with  lords. 

Sir  Thomas  did  not  interrupt  our  Bill's  wild 
gladness.  I  never  thought  so  worshipful  a  per- 
sonage could  bear  so  much.  At  last  he  said  unto 
the  lad : 

"  I  do  bethink  me,  if  thou  hearest  much  more 
u  2 


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CITATION  AND  EXAMINATION 


of  my  poetry,  and  the  success  attendant  thereon, 
good  Doctor  Glaston  would  tear  thy  skirt  off,  ere 
he  could  drag  thee  back  from  the  occupation." 

Shakspeare.  I  fear  me,  for  once,  all  his  wisdom 
would  sluice  out  in  vain. 

Sir  Thomas.  It  was  reported  to  me,  that  when 
our  virgin  queen's  highness  (her  Dear  Dread's*  ear 
not  being  then  poisoned)  heard  these  verses,  she 
said  before  her  courtiers,  to  the  sore  travail  of 
some,  and  heart's  content  of  others  .  . 

'  We  need  not  envy  our  young  cousin  James 
of  Scotland  his  ass's  bite  of  a  thistle,  having  such 
flowers  as  these  gilliflowers  on  the  chimney-stacks 
of  Charlecote.' 

I  could  have  told  her  highness  that  all  this 
poetry,  from  beginning  to  end,  was  real  matter  of 
fact,  well  and  truly  spoken  by  mine  own  self.  I 
had  only  to  harness  the  rhymes  thereunto,  at  my 
leisure. 

Shakspeare.  None  could  ever  doubt  it.  Greeks 
and  Trojans  may  fight  for  the  quince ;  neither 
shall  have  it 

While  a  Warwickshire  lad 

Is  on  earth  to  be  had, 

With  a  wand  to  wag 

On  a  trusty  nag, 

He  shall  keep  the  lists 

With  cudgel  or  fists ; 

And  black  shall  be  whose  eye 

Looks  evil  on  Lucy. 


Sir  Thomas.  Nay,  nay,  nay !  do  not  trespass 
too  soon  upon  heroics.  Thou  seest  thou  canst 
not  hold  thy  wind  beyond  eight  lines.  What 
wouldst  thou  do  under  the  heavy  mettle  that 
should  have  wrought  such  wonders  at  Pavia,  if 
thou  findest  these  petards  so  troublesome  in  dis- 
charging? Surely  the  good  doctor,  had  he  en- 
tered at  large  on  the  subject,  would  have  been 
very  particular  in  urging  this  expostulation. 

Shakspeare.  Sir,  to  my  mortification  I  must 
confess  that  I  took  to  myself  the  counsel  he  was 
giving  to  another ;  a  young  gentleman  who,  from 
his  pale  face,  his  abstinence  at  table,  his  cough, 
his  taciturnity,  and  his  gentleness,  seemed  already 
more  than  half  poet.  To  him  did  Doctor  Glaston 
urge,  with  all  his  zeal  and  judgment,  many  argu- 
ments against  the  vocation;  telling  him  that, 


piness  giveth  elasticity  unto  the  heavy.  As 
the  mightier  streams  of  the  unexplored  world, 
Amerio*,  run  languidly  in  the  night,*  and  await 
the  sun  on  high  to  contend  with  him  in  strength 
and  grandeur,  so  doth  genius  halt  and  pause  in 
the  thraldom  of  outspread  darkness,  and  move 
onward  with  all  his  vigour  then  only  when  creative 
light  and  jubilant  warmth  surround  him.' 

Ethelbert  coughed  faintly ;  a  tinge  of  red,  the 
size  of  a  rose-bud,  colored  the  middle  of  his  cheek ; 
and  yet  he  seemed  not  to  be  pained  by  the  re- 
proof. He  looked  fondly  and  affectionately  at  his 
teacher,  who  thus  proceeded  : 

'My  dear  youth,  do  not  carry  the   stone  of 
Sisyphus  on  thy  shoulder  to  pave  the  way  to  dis- 
appointment.    If  thou  writest   but   indifferent 
poetry,  none  will  envy  thee  and  some  will  praise 
thee :  but  Nature  in  her  malignity  hath  denied 
unto  thee  a  capacity  for  the  enjoyment  of  such 
praise.     In  this  she  hath  been  kinder  to  most 
others  than  to  thee  :  we  know  wherein  she  hath 
been  kinder  to  thee  than  to  most  others.     If  thou 
writest  good  poetry,  many  will  call  it  flat,  many 
will  call  it  obscure,  many  will  call  it  inharmonious ; 
and  some  of  these  will  speak  as  they  think ;  for, 
as  in  giving  a  feast  to  great  numbers,  it  is  easier 
to  possess  the  wine  than  to  procure  the  cups,  so 
happens  it  in  poetry ;  thou  hast  the  beverage  of 
thy  own  growth,  but  canst  not  find  the  recipients. 
What  is  simple  and  elegant  to  thee  and  me,  to 
many  an  honest  man  is  flat  and  sterile ;  what  to 
us  is  an  innocently  sly  allusion,  to  as  worthy  a 
one  as  either  of  us  is  dull  obscurity;  and  that 
moreover  which  swims  upon  our  brain,  and  which 
throbs  against  our  temples,  and  which  we  delight 
in  sounding  to  ourselves  when  the  voice  has  done 
with  it,  touches  their  ear  and  awakens  no  har- 
mony in  any  cell  of  it.    Rivals  will  run  up  to  thee 
and  call  thee  a  plagiary,  and,  rather  than  that 
proof  should  be  wanting,  similar  words  to  some  of 
thine  will  be  thrown  in  thy  teeth  out  of  Leviticus 
and  Deuteronomy. 

'  Do  you  desire  calm  studies  1  do  you  desire 
high  thoughts  1  penetrate  into  theology.  What 
is  nobler  than  to  dissect  and  discern  the  opinions 
of  the  gravest  men  upon  the  subtilest  matters? 


even  in  college,  he  had  few  applauders,  being  the 
first,  and  not  the  second  or  third,  who  always  are 
more  fortunate ;  reminding  him  that  he  must 
solicit  and  obtain  much  interest  with  men  of  rank 
and  quality,  before  he  could  expect  their  favour ; 
and  that  without  it  the  vein  chilled,  the  nerve  re- 
laxed, and  the  poet  was  left  at  next  door  to  the 
bellman.  '  In  the  coldness  of  the  world,'  said  he, 
'  in  the  absence  of  ready  friends  and  adherents,  to 
light  thee  upstairs  to  the  richly  tapestried  cham- 
ber of  the  muses,  thy  spirits  will  abandon  thee, 
thy  heart  will  sicken  and  swell  within  thee :  over- 
laden, thou  wilt  make,  0  Ethelbert !  a  slow  and 
painful  progress,  and,  ere  the  door  open,  sink. 


And  what  glorious  victories  are  those  over  Infi- 
delity and  Scepticism  1  How  much  loftier,  how 
much  more  lasting  in  their  effects,  than  such  as 
ye  are  invited  unto  by  what  this  ingenious  youth 
hath  contemptuously  and  truly  called 
"  The  swaggering  drum,  and  trumpet  hoarse  with  rage." 

And  what  a  delightful  and  edifying  sight  it  is,  to 
see  hundreds  of  the  most  able  doctors,  all  stripped 
for  the  combat,  each  closing  with  his  antagonist, 
and  tugging  and  tearing,  tooth  and  nail,  to  lay 
down  and  establish  truths  which  have  been  float- 
ing in  the  air  for  ages,  and  which  the  lower  order 
of  mortals  are  forbidden  to  see,  and  commanded 
to  embrace.  And  then  the  shouts  of  victory! 


*  Sir  Thomas  borrowed  this  expression  from  Spenser. 


Praise  giveth  weight  unto  the  wanting,  and  hap-   An(j  then  the  crowns  of  amaranth  held  over  their 


*  Ilumboldt  notices  this. 


OF  WILLIAM  SHAKSPEARE. 


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heads  by  the  applauding  angels.  Beside,  thes 
combats  have  other  great  and  distinct  advantage 
Whereas,  in  the  carnal,  the  longer  ye  contend  th 
more  blows  do  ye  receive ;  in  these  against  Satan 
the  more  fiercely  and  pertinaciously  ye  drive  i 
him,  the  slacker  do  ye  find  him :  every  good  h 
makes  him  redden  and  rave  with  anger,  bu 
diminishes  its  effect. 

'  My  dear  friends !  who  would  not  enter  a  se: 
vice  in  which  he  may  give  blows  to  his  morta 
enemy,  and  receive  none ;  and  in  which  not  onl 
the  eternal  gain  is  incalculable,  but  also  the  tern 
poral,  at  four-and-twenty,  may  be  far  above  th 
emolument  of  generals,  who,  before  the  priest  wa 
Worn,  had  bled  profusely  for  his  country,  esta 
blished  her  security,  brightened  her  glory,  an< 
augmented  her  dominions.' 

. .  At  this  pause  did  Sir  Thomas  turn  unto  Si 
Silas,  and  asked, 
"  What  sayest  thou,  Silas  V 
Whereupon  did  Sir  Silas  make  answer  .  . 
"  I  say  it  is  so,  and  was  so,  and  should  be  so 
and  shall  be  so.     If  the  queen's  brother  had  no 
sopped  the  priests  and  bishops  out  of  the  Catholi 
cup,  they  could  have  held  the  Catholic  cup  in 
their  own  hands,  instead  of  yielding  it  into  his 
They  earned  their  money :  if  they  sold  their  con 
sciences  for  it,  the  business  is  theirs,  not  ours, 
call  this  facing  the  devil  with  a  vengeance.     We 
have  their  coats ;  no  matter  who  made  'em ;  wi 
have  'em,  I  say,  and  we  will  wear  'em ;  and  not  a 
button,  tag,  or  tassel,  shall  any  man  tear  away." 

Sir  Thomas  then  turned  to  Willy,  and  requestec 
him  to  proceed  with  the  doctor's  discourse,  who 
thereupon  continued. 

" '  Within  your  own  recollection,  howmanygood 
quiet,  inoffensive  men,  unendowed  with  any  ex 
traordinary  abilities,  have  been  enabled,  by  means 
of  divinity,  to  enjoy  a  long  life  in  tranquillity  and 
affluence.' 

"  Whereupon  did  one  of  the  young  gentlemen 
smile,  and,  on  small  encouragement  from  Doctor 
Glaston  to  enounce  the  cause  thereof,  he  repeated 
these  verses,  which  he  gave  afterward  unto  me. 

"  '  In  the  names  on  our  books 

Was  standing  Tom  Flooke's, 
Who  took  in  due  time  his  degrees ; 

Which  when  he  had  taken, 

Like  Ascham  or  Bacon, 
By  night  he  could  snore,  and  by  day  he  could  sneeze. 

"  '  Calm,  pithy,  pragmatical,* 

Tom  Flooke  he  could  at  a  call 
Rise  up  like  a  hound  from  his  sleep  ; 

And  if  many  a  quarto 

He  gave  not  his  heart  to, 
If  pellucid  in  lore,  in  his  cups  he  was  deep. 

"  'He  never  did  harm, 

And  his  heart  might  be  warm, 
For  his  doublet  most  certainly  was  so  : 

And  now  has  Tom  Flooke 

A  quieter  nook 
Than  ever  had  Spenser  er  Tasso. 


*  Prapmatical  here  means  only  precite. 


"  '  He  lives  in  his  house 

As  still  as  a  mouse 
Until  he  has  eaten  his  dinner ; 

But  then  doth  his  nose 

Outroar  all  the  woes 
That  encompass  the  death  of  a  sinner. 

"  '  And  there  oft  has  been  seen 

No  less  than  a  dean 
To  tarry  a  week  in  the  parish, 

In  October  and  March, 

When  deans  are  less  starch, 
And  days  are  less  gleamy  and  garish. 

"  '  That  Sunday  Tom's  eyes 

Lookt  alway  more  wise, 
He  repeated  more  often  his  text ; 

Two  leaves  stuck  together, 

(The  fault  of  the  weather) 
And  .  .  .  .  the  rest  ye  shall  hear  in  my  next. 

"  '  At  mess  he  lost  quite 

His  small  appetite, 
By  losing  his  friend  the  good  dean  : 

The  cook's  sight  must  fail  her  ! 

The  eggs  sure  are  staler ! 
The  beef  too !    Why,  what  can  it  mean  ? 

"  '  He  turned  off  the  butcher, 

To  the  cook,  could  he  clutch  her, 
What  his  choler  had  done  there's  no  saying  .    . 

'Tis  verily  said 

He  smote  low  the  cock's  head 
And  took  other  pullets  for  laying,'  " 

"  On  this  being  concluded,  Doctor  Glaston  said 
be  shrewdly  suspected  an  indigestion  on  the  part 
of  Mr.  Thomas  Flooke,  caused  by  sitting  up  late 
and  studying  hard  with  Mr.  Dean ;  and  protested 
that  theology  itself  should  not  carry  us  into  the 
rawness  of  the  morning  air,  particularly  in  such 
critical  months  as  March  and  October,  in  one  of 
which  the  sap  rises,  in  the  other  sinks,  and  there 
are  many  stars  very  sinister." 

. .  Sir  Thomas  shook  his  head,  and  declared  he 
would  not  be  uncharitable  to  rector,  or  dean,  or 
doctor,  but  that  certain  surmises  swam  upper- 
most. He  then  winked  at  Master  Silas,  who  said, 
ncontinently, 

"  You  have  it,  Sir  Thomas !  The  blind  buzzards ! 
with  their  stars  and  saps  !  " 

"  Well,  but  Silas !  you  yourself  have  told  us 
over  and  over  again,  in  church,  that  there  are 
zrcana." 

"So  there  are;  I  uphold  it,"  replied  Master 
Silas,  "  but  a  fig  for  the  greater  part,  and  a  fig- 
eaf  for  the  rest !  As  for  these  signs,  they  are  as 
>lain  as  any  page  in  the  Revelations." 

Sir  Thomas,  after  short  pondering,  said  scof- 

"  In  regard  to  the  rawness  of  the  air  having  any 
fleet  whatsoever  on  those  who  discourse  ortho- 

oxically  on  theology,  it  is  quite  as  absurd  as  to 
magine  that  a  man  ever  caught  cold  in  a  Protes- 
ant  church.  I  am  rather  of  opinion  that  it  was 

judgment  on  the  rector  for  his  evilmindedness 

oward  the  cook,  the  Lord  foreknowing  that  he 

was  about  to  be  wilful  and  vengeful  in  that  quarter. 

t  was,  however,  more  advisedly  that  he  took 

;her  pullets,  on  his  own  view  of  the  case,  although 

might  be  that  the  same  pullets  would  suit  him 


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again  as  well  as  ever,  when  his  appetite  should 
return ;  for  it  doth  not  appear  that  they  were  loath 
to  lay,  but  laid  somewhat  unsatisfactorily. 

"  Now,  youth ! "  continued  his  worship,  "  if  in 
our  clemency  we  should  spare  thy  life,  study  this 
higher  elegiacal  strain  which  thou  hast  carried 
with  thee  from  Oxford :  it  containeth,  over  and 
above  an  unusual  store  of  biography,  much  sound 
moral  doctrine,  for  those  who  are  heedful  in  the 
weighing  of  it.  And  what  can  be  more  affecting 
than, 

'  At  mess  he  lost  quite 
His  small  appetite, 
By  losing  bis  friend  the  good  dean ! '  ? 

And  what  an  insight  into  character !  Store  it  up ; 
store  it  up  !  Small  appetite, particular;  good  dean, 
generic." 

Hereupon  did  Master  Silas  jerk  me  with  his 
indicative  joint,  the  elbow  to  wit,  and  did  say 
in  my  ear, 

"He  means  deanery.  Give  me  one  of  those 
bones  so  full  of  marrow,  and  let  my  lord  bishop 
have  all  the  meat  over  it,  and  welcome.  If  a 
dean  is  not  on  his  stilts,  he  is  not  on  his  stumps  : 
he  stands  on  his  own  ground :  he  is  a  noli-me- 
tangeretarian." 

"  What  art  thou  saying  of  those  sectaries,  good 
Master  Silas?"  quoth  Sir  Thomas,  not  hearing 
him  distinctly. 

"I  was  talking  of  the  dean,"  replied  Master 
Silas.  "  He  was  the  very  dean  who  wrote  and  sang 
that  song  called  the  Two  Jacks." 

"  Hast  it  ? "  asked  he. 

Master  Silas  shook  his  head,  and,  trying  in  vain 
to  recollect  it,  said  at  last, 

"  After  dinner  it  sometimes  pops  out  of  a  filbert- 
shell  in  a  crack  ;  and  I  have  known  it  float  on  the 
first  glass  of  Herefordshire  cider ;  it  also  hath 
some  affinity  with  very  stiff  and  old  bottled  beer  ; 
but  in  a  morning  it  seemeth  unto  me  like  a  rem- 
nant of  over-night." 

"  Our  memory  waneth,  Master  Silas  ! "  quoth 
Sir  Thomas,  looking  seriously.  "  If  thou  couldst 
repeat  it,  without  the  grimace  of  singing,  it  were 
not  ill." 

Master  Silas  struck  the  table  with  his  fist,  and 
repeated  the  first  stave  angrily ;  but  in  the  second 
he  forgot  the  admonition  of  Sir  Thomas,  and  did 
sing  outright, 

"  Jack  Calvin  and  Jack  Cade, 
Two  gentles  of  one  trade, 

Two  tinkers, 

Very  gladly  would  pull  down  . 
Mother  Church  and  Father  Crown, 
And  would  starve  or  would  drown 

Right  thinkers. 

Honest  man  !  honest  man  ! 

Fill  the  can,  fill  the  can, 
They  are  coming !  they  are  coming !  they  are  coming ! 

If  any  drop  be  left, 

It  might  tempt  'em  to  a  theft 
Zooks  !  't  was  only  the  ale  that  was  humming." 

"  In  the  first  stave,  gramercy  !  there  is  an  awful 
verity,"  quoth  Sir  Thomas;  "  but  I  wonder  that  a 
dean  should  let  his  skewer  slip  out,  and  his  fat 


catch  fire  so  woefully,  in  the  second.  Light  stuff, 
Silas !  fit  only  for  ale-houses." 

Master  Silas  was  nettled  in  the  nose,  and 
answered, 

'•'  Let  me  see  the  man  in  Warwickshire,  and  in 
all  the  counties  round,  who  can  run  at  such  a  rate 
with  so  light  a  feather  in  the  palm  of  his  hand.  I 
am  no  poet,  thank  God !  but  I  know  what  folks 
can  do,  and  what  folks  can  not  do." 

"  Well,  Silas  ! "  replied  Sir  Thomas,  "  after  thy 
thanksgiving  for  being  no  poet,  let  us  have  the 
rest  of  the  piece." 

"  The  rest ! "  quoth  Master  Silas.  "  When  the 
ale  hath  done  with  its  humming,  it  is  time,  me- 
thinks,  to  dismiss  it.  Sir,  there  never  was  any 
more  :  you  might  as  well  ask  for  more  after  Amen 
or  the  See  of  Canterbury." 

Sir  Thomas  was  dissatisfied,  and  turned  off  the 
discourse;  and  peradventure  he  grew  more  in- 
clined to  be  gracious  unto  Willy  from  the  slight 
rub  his  chaplain  had  given  him,  were  it  only  for 
the  contrariety.  When  he  had  collected  his 
thoughts,  he  was  determined  to  assert  his  supre- 
macy on  the  score  of  poetry. 

"  Deans,  I  perceive,  like  other  quality,"  said  he, 
"  can  not  run  on  long  together.  My  friend,  Sir 
Everard  Starkeye,  could  never  overleap  four  bars. 
I  remember  but  one  composition  of  his,  on  a 
young  lady  who  mocked  at  his  inconsistency,  in 
calling  her  sometimes  his  Grace  and  at  other  times 
his  Muse. 

'  My  Grace  shall  Fanny  Carew  be, 

While  here  she  deigns  to  stay ; 
And  (ah  how  sad  the  change  for  me !) 
My  Muse  when  far  away ! ' 

And  when  we  laughed  at  him  for  turning  his  back 
upon  her  after  the  fourth  verse,  all  he  could  say 
for  himself  was,  that  he  would  rather  a  game  at 
all  fours  with  Fanny,  than  ombre  &nd.picquet  with 
the  finest  furbelows  in  Christendom.  Men  of 
condition  do  usually  want  a  belt  in  the  course." 

Whereunto  said  Master  Silas, 

"  Men  out  of  condition  are  quite  as  liable  to 
lack  it,  methinks." 

"  Silas !  Silas  ! "  replied  the  knight,  impatiently, 
"prythee  keep  to  thy  divinity,  thy  stronghold 
upon  Zion ;  thence  none  that  faces  thee  can  draw 
thee  without  being  bitten  to  the  bone.  Leave 
poetry  to  me." 

"  With  all  my  heart,"  quoth  Master  Silas,  "  I 
will  never  ask  a  belt  from  her,  until  I  see  she  can 
afford  to  give  a  shirt.  She  has  promised  a  belt 
indeed,  not  one  however  that  doth  much  im- 
prove the  wind,  to  this  lad  here,  and  will  keep  her 
word ;  but  she  was  forced  to  borrow  the  pattern 
from  a  Carthusian  friar,  and  somehow  it  slips 
above  the  shoulder." 

"  I  am  by  no  means  sure  of  that,"  quoth  Sir 
Thomas.  "  He  shall  have  fair  play.  He  carrieth 
in  his  mind  many  valuable  things,  whereof  it  hath 
pleased  Providence  to  ordain  him  the  depositary. 
He  hath  laid  before  us  certain  sprigs  of  poetry 
from  Oxford,  trim  as  pennyroyal,  and  larger 
leaves  of  household  divinity,  the  most  mildly- 


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savoured ;  pleasant  in  health,  and  wholesome  in 
sickness." 

"  I  relish  not  such  mutton-broth  divinity,"  saic 
Master  Silas.  "  It  makes  me  sick  in  order  to  settl< 
my  stomach." 

"  We  may  improve  it,"  said  the  knight,  "  bu 
first  let  us  hear  more." 

Then  did  William  Shakspeare  resume  Dr.  Glas 
ton's  discourse. 

" '  Ethelbert !  I  think  thou  walkest  but  little 
otherwise  I  should  take  thee  with  me,  some  fine 
fresh  morning,  as  far  as  unto  the  first  hamlet  on 
the  Cherwell.  There  lies  young  Wellerby,  who 
the  year  before,  was  wont  to  pass  many  hours  o: 
the  day  poetising  amid  the  ruins  of  Godstow 
nunnery.  It  is  said  that  he  bore  a  fondness  to 
ward  a  young  maiden  in  that  place,  formerly  a 
village,  now  containing  but  two  old  farm-houses 
In  my  memory  there  were  still  extant  several 
dormitories.  Some  love-sick  girl  had  recollected 
an  ancient  name,  and  had  engraven  on  a  stone  with 
a  garden-nail,  which  lay  in  rust  near  it, 

POORS   ROSAMUND. 

I  entered  these  precincts,  and  beheld  a  youth  of 
manly  form  and  countenance,  washing  and  wiping 
a  stone  with  a  handful  of  wet  grass ;  and  on  my 
going  up  to  him,  and  asking  what  he  had  found, 
he  showed  it  to  me.  The  next  time  I  saw  him 
was  near  the  banks  of  the  Cherwell.  He  had  tried, 
it  appears,  to  forget  or  overcome  his  foolish  pas- 
sion, and  had  applied  his  whole  mind  unto  study. 
He  was  foiled  by  his  competitor;  and  now  he 
sought  consolation  in  poetry.  Whether  this 
opened  the  wounds  that  had  closed  in  his  youth- 
ful breast,  and  malignant  Love,  in  his  revenge, 
poisoned  it;  or  whether  the  disappointment  he 
had  experienced  in  finding  others  preferred  to 
him,  first  in  the  paths  of  fortune,  then  in  those 
of  the  muses;  he  was  thought  to  have  died 
broken-hearted. 

" '  About  half  a  mile  from  St.  John's  College  is 
the  termination  of  a  natural  terrace,  with  the 
Cherwell  close  under  it,  in  some  places  bright  with 
yellow  and  red  flowers  glancing  and  glowing 
through  the  stream,  and  suddenly  in  others  dark 
with  the  shadows  of  many  different  trees,  in  broad 
overbending  thickets,  and  with  rushes  spear-high, 
and  party-coloured  flags. 

" '  After  a  walk  in  Midsummer,  the  immersion 
of  our  hands  into  the  cool  and  closing  grass  is 
surely  not  the  least  among  our  animal  delights.  I  was 
just  seated,  and  the  first  sensation  of  rest  vibrated 
in  me  gently,  as  though  it  were  music  to  the 
limbs,  when  I  discovered  by  a  hollow  in  the 
herbage  that  another  was  near.  The  long  mea- 
dow-sweet and  blooming  burnet  half  concealed 
from  me  him  whom  the  earth  was  about  to  hide 
totally  and  for  ever. 

" '  Master  Batchelor  ! '  said  I,  '  it  is  ill  sleeping 
by  the  water-side.' 

" '  No  answer  was  returned.  I  arose,  went  to 
the  place,  and  recognised  poor  Wellerby.  His 
brow  was  moist,  his  cheek  was  warm.  A  few  mo- 


ments earlier,  and  that  dismal  lake  whereunto  and 
wherefrom  the  waters  of  life,  the  buoyant  blood, 
ran  no  longer,  might  have  received  one  vivifying 
ray  reflected  from  my  poor  casement.  I  might 
not  indeed  have  comforted  :  I  have  often  failed  : 
but  there  is  one  who  never  has;  and  the 
strengthener  of  the  bruised  reed  should  have 
been  with  us. 

" '  Kemembering  that  his  mother  did  abide  one 
mile  further  on,  I  walked  forward  to  the  mansion, 
and  asked  her  what  tidings  she  lately  had  received 
of  her  son.  She  replied,  that  having  given  up 
his  mind  to  light  studies,  the  fellows  of  the  col- 
lege would  not  elect  him.  The  master  had  warned 
him  before-hand  to  abandon  his  selfish  poetry, 
take  up  manfully  the  quarterstaff  of  logic,  and 
wield  it  for  St.  John's,  come  who  would  into  the 
ring.  "'We  want  our  man,' said  he  to  me,  'and 
your  son  hath  failed  us  in  the  hour  of  need. 
Madam,  he  hath  been  foully  beaten  in  the 
schools  by  one  he  might  have  swallowed,  with 
due  exercise.'  I  rated  him,  told  him  I  was  poor, 
and  he  knew  it.  He  was  stung,  and  threw  himself 
upon  my  neck,  and  wept.  Twelve  days  have 
passed  since,  and  only  three  rainy  ones.  I  hear  he 
has  been  seen  upon  the  knoll  yonder,  but  hither 
he  hath  not  come.  I  trust  he  knows  at  last  the 
value  of  time,  and  I  shall  be  heartily  glad  to  see 
him  after  this  accession  of  knowledge.  Twelve 
days,  it  is  true,  are  rather  a  chink  than  a  gap  in 
time ;  yet,  0  gentle  sir  !  they  are  that  chink  which 
makes  the  vase  quite  valueless.  There  are  light 
words  which  may  never  be  shaken  off  the  mind 
they  fall  on.  My  child,  who  was  hurt  by  me, 
will  not  let  me  see  the  marks."  "Lady!"  said  I, 
"  none  are  left  upon  him.  Be  comforted  !  thou 
shalt  see  him  this  hour.  All  that  thy  God  hath 
not  taken  is  yet  thine." 

" '  She  looked  at  me  earnestly,  and  would  have 
then  asked  something,  but  her  voice  failed  her. 
There  was  no  agony,  no  motion,  save  in  the  lips 
and  cheeks.  Being  the  widow  of  one  who  fought 
under  Hawkins,  she  remembered  his  courage  and 
sustained  the  shock,  saying  calmly,  "  God's  will  be 
done !  I  pray  that  he  find  me  as  worthy  as  he 
findeth  me  willing  to  join  them." 

" '  Now,  in  her  unearthly  thoughts,  she  had  led 
lier  only  son  to  the  bosom  of  her  husband ;  and  in 
her  spirit  (which  often  is  permitted  to  pass  the 
gates  of  death  with  holy  love)  she  left  them  both 
with  their  Creator. 

The  curate  of  the  village  sent  those  who 
should  bring  home  the  body;  and  some  days 
afterward  he  came  unto  me,  beseeching  me  to 
write  the  epitaph.  Being  no  friend  to  stone- 
cutter's charges,  I  entered  not  into  biography, 
>ut  wrote  these  few  words : 

"JOANNES  WELLERBY 
LITERARUM  Qt7,£SIVIT  GLORIAM, 
VIDET  DEI."  ' 

"  Poor  tack  !  poor  tack  !"  sourly  quoth  Master 
Silas.  "  If  your  wise  doctor  could  say  nothing 


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more  about  the  fool,  who  died  like  a  rotten  sheep 
among  the  darnels,  his  Latin  might  have  held 
out  for  the  father,  and  might  have  told  people  he 
was  as  cool  as  a  cucumber  at  home,  and  as  hot 
as  pepper  in  battle.  Could  he  not  find  room 
enough  on  the  whinstone,  to  tell  the  folks  of  the 
village  how  he  played  the  devil  among  the  dons, 
burning  their  fingers  when  they  would  put 
thumbscrews  upon  us,  punching  them  in  the 
weasand  as  a  blacksmith  punches  a  horse-shoe, 
and  throwing  them  overboard  like  bilgewater? 

"  Has  Oxford  lost  all  her  Latin  1  Here  is  no 
capitani  jttiua  ;  no  more  mention  of  family  than 
a  Welshman  would  have  allowed  him ;  no  hie 
jocet ;  and,  worse  than  all,  the  devil  a  tittle  of  spe 
redemptionis,  or  anno  Domini." 

"Willy!"  quoth  Sir  Thomas,  "I  shrewdly  do 
suspect  there  was  more,  and  that  thou  hast  for- 
gotten it." 

"  Sir !"  answered  Willy,  "  I  wrote  not  down  the 
words,  fearing  to  mis-spell  them,  and  begged  them 
of  the  doctor,  when  I  took  my  leave  of  him  on 
the  morrow ;  and  verily  he  wrote  down  all  he  had 
repeated.  I  keep  them  always  in  the  tin-box  in 
my  waistcoat-pocket,  among  the  eel-hooks,  on  a 
scrap  of  paper  a  finger's  length  and  breadth, 
folded  in  the  middle  to  fit.  And  when  the  eels 
are  running,  I  often  take  it  out  and  read  it  before 
I  am  aware.  I  could  as  soon  forget  my  own 
epitaph  as  this." 

"  Simpleton  !"  said  Sir  Thomas,  with  his  gentle 
compassionate  smile ;  "  but  thou  hast  cleared  thy- 
self." 

Sir  Silas.  I  think  the  doctor  gave  one  idle 
chap  as  much  solid  pudding  as  he  could  digest, 
with  a  slice  to  spare  for  another. 

Shakspeare.  And  yet  after  this  pudding  the 
doctor  gave  him  a  spoonful  of  custard,  flavoured 
with  a  little  bitter,  which  was  mostly  left  at  the 
bottom  for  the  other  idle  chap. 

. .  Sir  Thomas  not  only  did  endure  this  very  good- 
naturedly,  but  deigned  even  to  take  in  good  part 
the  smile  upon  my  countenance,  as  though  he 
were  a  smile-collector,  and  as  though  his  estate 
were  so  humble  that  he  could  hold  his  laced- 
bonnet  (in  all  his  bravery)  for  bear  and  fiddle. 

He  then  said  unto  Willy, 

"  Place  likewise  this  custard  before  us." 

"  There  is  but  little  of  it ;  the  platter  is  shal- 
low," replied  he;  "'twas  suited  to  Master  Ethel- 
bert's  appetite :  the  contents  were  these  : 

"  '  The  things  whereon  thy  whole  soul  brooded 
in  its  innermost  recesses,  and  with  all  its  warmth 
and  energy,  will  pass  unprized  and  unregarded, 
not  only  throughout  thy  lifetime,  but  long  after. 
For  the  higher  beauties  of  poetry  are  beyond  the 
capacity,  beyond  the  vision,  of  almost  all.  Once 
perhaps  in  half  a  century  a  single  star  is  dis- 
covered, then  named  and  registered,  then  men- 
tioned by  five  studious  men  to  five  more ;  at  last 
some  twenty  say,  or  repeat  in  writing,  what  they 
have  heard  about  it.  Other  stars  await  other  dis- 
coveries. Few  and  solitary,  and  wide  asunder, 
are  those  who  calculate  their  relative  distances, 


their  mysterious  influences,  their  glorious  magni- 
tude, and  their  stupendous  height.  'Tis  so,  be- 
lieve me,  and  ever  was  so,  with  the  truest  and  best 
poetry.  Homer,  they  say,  was  blind ;  he  might 
have  been  ere  he  died;  that  he  sat  among  the 
blind,  we  are  sure. 

"  '  Happy  they  who,  like  this  young  lad  from 
Stratford,  write  poetry  on  the  saddle-bow  when 
their  geldings  are  jaded,  and  keep  the  desk  for 
better  purposes.' 

"  The  young  gentlemen,  like  the  elderly,  all 
turned  their  faces  toward  me,  to  my  confusion,  so 
much  did  I  remark  of  sneer  and  scoff  at  my  cost. 
Master  Ethelbert  was  the  only  one  who  spared  me. 
He  smiled  and  said, 

"  '  Be  patient !  From  the  higher  heavens  of 
poetry,  it  is  long  before  the  radiance  of  the  bright- 
est star  can  reach  the  world  below.  We  hear  that 
one  man  finds  out  one  beauty,  another  man  finds 
out  another,  placing  his  observatory  and  instru- 
ments on  the  poet's  grave.  The  worms  must  have 
eaten  us  before  it  is  rightly  known  what  we  are. 
It  is  only  when  we  are  skeletons  that  we  are  boxed 
and  ticketed  and  prized  and  shown.  Be  it  so  !  I 
shall  not  be  tired  of  waiting.1  " 

"Reasonable  youth!"  said  Sir  Thomas;  "yet 
both  he  and  Glaston  walk  rather  a-straddle,  me- 
thinks.  They  might  have  stepped  up  to  thee  more 
straightforwardly,  and  told  thee  the  trade  ill 
suiteth  thee,  having  little  fire,  little  fantasy,  and 
little  learning.  Furthermore  that  one  poet,  as 
one  bull,  sufficeth  for  two  parishes ;  and  that, 
where  they  are  stuck  too  close  together,  they  are 
apt  to  fire,  like  haystacks.  I  have  known  it  my- 
self :  I  have  had  my  malignants  and  scoffers." 

Shakspeare.  I  never  could  have  thought  it. 

Sir  Thomas.  There  again !  Another  proof  of 
thy  inexperience. 

Shakspeare.  Matt  Atterend !  Matt  Atterend  ! 
where  wert  thou  sleeping ! 

Sir  Thomas.  I  shall  now  from  my  own  stores 
impart  unto  thee  what  will  avail  to  tame  thee, 
showing  the  utter  hopelessness  of  standing  on 
that  golden  weathercock  which  supporteth  but 
one  at  a  time. 

The  passion  for  poetry  wherewith  Monsieur 
Dubois  would  have  inspired  me,  as  he  was  bound 
to  do,  being  paid  before-hand,  had  cold  water 
thrown  upon  it  by  that  unlucky  one,  Sir  Everard. 
He  ridiculed  the  idea  of  male  and  female  rhymes, 
and  the  necessity  of  trying  them  as  rigidly  by  the 
eye  as  by  the  ear;  saying  to  Monsieur  Dubois 
that  the  palate,  in  which  the  French  excell  all 
mortals,  ought  also  to  be  consulted  in  their  ac- 
ceptance or  rejection.  Monsieur  Dubois  told  us 
that  if  we  did  not  wish  to  be  taught  French  verse, 
he  would  teach  us  English.  Sir  Everard  pre- 
ferred the  Greek ;  but  Monsieur  Dubois  would 
not  engage  to  teach  the  mysteries  of  that  poetry 
in  fewer  than  thirty  lessons,  having  (since  his 
misfortunes)  forgotten  the  letters  and  some  other 
necessaries. 

The  first  poem  I  ever  wrote  was  in  the  cha- 
racter of  a  shepherd,  to  Mistress  Anne  Nanfan, 


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daughter  of  Squire  Fulke  Nanfan,  of  "Worcester- 
shire, at  that  time  on  a  visit  to  the  worshipful 
family  of  Compton  at  Long  Compton. 

We  were  young  creatures;  I  but  twenty-four 
and  seven  months  (for  it  was  written  on  the  14th 
of  May),  and  she  well-nigh  upon  a  twelvemonth 
younger.  My  own  verses  (the  first)  are  neither 
here  nor  there ;  indeed  they  were  imbedded  in 
solid  prose,  like  lampreys  and  ram's-horns  in  our 
limestone,  and  would  be  hard  to  get  out  whole. 
What  they  are  may  be  seen  by  her  answer,  all 
in  verse : 

Faithful  shepherd  !  dearest  Tommy  ! 

I  have  received  the  letter  from  ye, 
And  mightily  delight  therein. 

But  mother,  she  says,  "Nanny  !  Nanny ! 

HOK,  'being  staid  and  prudent,  can  ye 

Think  of  a  man,  and  not  of  sin  ?  " 

Sir  Shepherd  !  I  held  down  my  head, 
And  "  Mother  !  fie  for  shame !  "  I  said  ; 
All  I  could  say  would  not  content  her  ; 
Mother  she  would  for  ever  harp  on't, 
"  A  man's  no  better  than  a  sarpent, 
And  not  a  crumb  more  innocenter." 

I  know  not  how  it  happeneth,  but  a  poet 
doth  open  before  a  poet,  albeit  of  baser  sort.  It 
is  not  that  I  hold  my  poetry  to  be  better  than 
some  other  in  time  past,  it  is  because  I  would 
show  thee  that  I  was  virtuous  and  wooed  vir- 
tuously, that  I  repeat  it.  Furthermore,  I  wished 
to  leave  a  deep  impression  on  the  mother's  mind 
that  she  was  exceedingly  wrong  in  doubting  my 
innocence. 

Shakspeare.  Gracious  Heaven!  and  was  this 
too  doubted  ? 

Sir  Thomas.  May-be  not ;  but  the  whole  race 
of  men,  the  whole  male  sex,  wanted  and  found  in 
me  a  protector.  I  showed  her  what  I  was  ready 
to  do. 

Shakspeare.  Perhaps,  sir,  it  was  for  that  very 
thing  that  she  put  the  daughter  back  and  herself 
forward. 

Sir  Thomas.   I  say  not  so,  but  thou   mayest 
know  as  much  as  befittelh,  by  what  follows : 
Worshipful  lady  !  honoured  madam  ! 
I  at  this  present  truly  glad  am 

To  have  so  fair  an  opportunity 
Of  saying  I  would  he  the  man 
To  bind  in  wedlock  Mistress  Anne, 
Living  with  her  in  holy  unity. 
And  for  a  jointure  I  will  gi'e  her 
A  good  two  hundred  pounds  a-year 
Accruing  from  my  landed  rents, 
Whereof  see  t'other  paper,  telling 
Lands,  copses,  and  grown  woods  for  felling, 
Capons,  and  cottage  tenements. 

And  who  must  come  at  sound  of  horn, 
And  who  pays  but  a  barley-corn, 

And  who  is  bound  to  keep  a  whelp, 
And  what  is  brought  me  for  the  pound, 
And  copyholders,  which  are  sound, 
.  And  which  do  need  the  leech's  help. 

And  you  may  see  in  these  two  pages 
Exact  their  illnesses  and  ages, 

Enough  (God  willing)  to  content  ye ; 
Who  looks  full  red,  who  looks  full  yellow, 
Who  plies  the  mullen,  who  the  mallow, 

Who  fails  at  fifty,  who  at  twenty. 


Jim  Yates  must  go ;  he's  one  day  very  hot 
And  one  day  ice ;  I  take  a  heriot ; 

And  poorly,  poorly  "s  Jacob  Burgess. 
The  doctor  tells  me  he  ha6  pour'd 
Into  his  stomach  half  his  hoard 

Of  anthelminticals  and  purges. 

Judith,  the  wife  of  Ebenezer 

Fillpots,  won't  have  him  long  to  teaze  her ; 

Fillpots  blows  hot  and  cold  like  Jim, 
And,  sleepless  lest  the  boys  should  plunder 
His  orchard,  he  must  soon  knock  under ; 

Death  has  been  looking  out  for  him. 

He  blusters  ;  but  his  good  yard-land 
Under  the  church,  his  ale-house,  and 

His  Bible,  which  he  cut  in  spite, 
Must  all  fall  in  ;  he  stamps  and  swears 
And  sets  his  neighbours  by  the  ears  .  . 

Fillpots .'  thy  saddle  sits  not  tight ! 

Thy  epitaph  is  ready ;  "  Here 

Lies  one  whom  all  hit  friends  did  fear 

More  than  they  ever  feared  the  Lord  .• 
In  peace  he  was  at  times  a  Christian  ,• 
In  strife  what  stubborner  Philistian! 

Sing,  sing  his  psalm  with  one  accord." 

And  the  brave  lad  who  sent  the  bluff 
Olive-faced  Frenchman  (sure  enough) 

Screaming  and  scouring  like  a  plover, 
Must  follow ;  him  I  mean  who  dasht 
Into  the  water,  and  then  thrash t 

The  cullion  past  the  town  of  Dover. 
But  first  there  goes  the  blear  old  dame 
Who  nurst  me ;  you  have  heard  her  name 

(No  doubt)  at  Compton,  Sarah  Salways } 
There  are  twelve  groats  at  once,  beside 
The  frying-pan  in  which  she  fried 

Her  pancakes. 

Madam,  I  am  always,  &c. 

SIR  THOMAS  Lucy,  Knight. 

I  did  believe  that  such  a  clear  and  con- 
scientious exposure  of  my  affairs  would  have 
brought  me  a  like  return.  My  letter  was  sent 
back  to  me  with  small  courtesy.  It  may  be 
there  was  no  paper  in  the  house,  or  none  equal- 
ling mine  in  whiteness.  No  notice  was  taken  of 
the  rent-roll ;  but  between  the  second  and  third 
stanza  these  four  lines  were  written,  in  a  very  fine 
hand: 

Most  honor'd  knight,  Sir  Thomas .'  two 
For  merry  Nan  will  never  do ; 
Now  under  favour  let  me  say 't, 
She  will  bring  more  herself  than  that. 

I  have  reason  to  believe  that  the  worthy  lady  did 
neither  write  nor  countenance  the  same,  perhaps 
did  not  ever  know  of  them.  She  always  had  at 
her  elbow  one  who  jogged  it  when  he  listed,  and, 
although  he  could  not  overrule  the  daughter,  he 
took  especial  care  that  none  other  should  remove 
her  from  his  tutelage,  even  when  she  had  fairly 
grown  up  to  woman's  estate. 

Now,  after  all  this  condescension  and  con- 
fidence, promise  me,  good  lad,  promise  that  thou 
wilt  not  edge  and  elbow  me.  Never  let  it  be 
said,  when  people  say,  Sir  Thomas  was  a  poet 
when  he  willed  it ;  so  is  Bill  Shakspeare  !  It  be- 
seemeth  not  that  our  names  do  go  together  cheek 
by  jowl  in  this  familiar  fashion,  like  an  old  beagle 
and  a  whelp,  in  couples,  where  if  the-  one  would, 
the  other  would  not. 


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CITATION  AND  EXAMINATION 


Sir  Silas.  Sir,  while  these  thoughts  are  passing 
in  your  mind,  remember  there  is  another  pair  of 
couples  out  of  which  it  would  be  as  well  to  keep 
the  cur's  neck. 

Sir  Thomas.  Young  man !  dost  thou  under- 
stand Master  Silas '.' 

Shakspeare.  But  too  well.  Not  those  couples 
in  which  it  might  be  apprehended  that  your  wor- 
ship and  my  unworthiness  should  appear  too  close 
together;  but  those  sorrowfuller  which  perad- 
venture  might  unite  Master  Silas  and  me  in  our 
road  to  Warwick  and  upward.  But  I  resign  all 
right  and  title  unto  these  as  willingly  as  I  did  unto 
the  other,  and  am  as  ready  to  let  him  go  alone. 

Sir  Silas.  If  we  keep  wheeling  and  wheeling, 
like  a  flock  of  pigeons,  and  rising  again  when  we 
are  within  a  foot  of  the  ground,  we  shall  never  fill 
the  craw. 

Sir  Thomas.  Do  thou  then  question  him, 
Silas. 

Sir  Silas.  I  am  none  of  the  quorum  :  the  busi- 
ness is  none  of  mine. 

.  .'Then  Sir  Thomas  took  Master  Silas  again  into 
the  bay-window,  and  said  softly, 

"  Silas,  he  hath  no  inkling  of  thy  meaning  :  the 
business  is  a  ticklish  one  :  I  like  not  overmuch  to 
meddle  and  make  therein." 

Master  Silas  stood  dissatisfied  awhile,  and  then 
answered, 

"  The  girl's  mother,  sir,  was  housemaid  and 
sempstress  in  your  own  family,  time  back,  and  you 
thereby  have  a  right  over  her  unto  the  third  and 
fourth  generation." 

"  I  may  have,  Silas,"  said  his  worship,  "  but  it 
was  no  longer  than  four  or  five  years  agone  that 
folks  were  fain  to  speak  maliciously  of  me  for  only 
finding  my  horse  in  her  hovel." 

Sir  Silas  looked  red  and  shiny  as  a  ripe  straw- 
berry on  a  Snitterfield  tile,  and  answered  some- 
what peevishly, 

"  The  same  folks,  I  misgive  me,  may  find  the 
rogue's  there  any  night  in  the  week." 

Whereunto  replied  Sir  Thomas,  mortifiedly, 

"  I  can  not  think  it,  Silas  !  I  can  not  think  it." 

And  after  some  hesitation  and  disquiet, 

"  Nay,  I  am  resolved  I  will  not  think  it :  no 
man,  friend  or  enemy,  shall  push  it  into  me." 

"  Worshipful  sir  ! "  answered  Master  Silas,  "  I 
am  as  resolute  as  anyone  in  what  I  would  think 
and  what  I  would  not  think,  and  never  was  known 
to  fight  dunghill  in  either  cockpit. 

"  Were  he  only  out  of  the  way,  she  might  do 
her  duty :  but  what  doth  she  now  ? 

"  She  points  his  young  beard  for  him,  persuad- 
ing him  it  grows  thicker  and  thicker,  blacker  and 
blacker ;  she  washes  his  ruff,  stiffens  it,  plaits  it, 
tries  it  upon  his  neck,  removes  the  hair  from 
tinder  it,  pinches  it  with  thumb  and  forefinger, 
pretending  that  he  hath  moiled  it,  puts  her  hand 
all  the  way  round  it,  setting  it  to  rights,  as  she 
calleth  it.  .  . 

"  Ah  Sir  Thomas  !  a  louder  whistle  than  that 
will  never  call  her  back  again  when  she  is  off  with 
him." 


Sir  Thomas  was  angered,  and  cried  tartly, 

"  Who  whistled  ?  I  would  know." 

Master  Silas  said  submissively, 

"  Your  honour,  as  wrongfully  I  fancied." 

"  Wrongfully  indeed,  and  to  my  no  small  dis- 
paragement and  discomfort,"  said  the  knight, 
verily  believing  that  he  had  not  whistled ;  for  deep 
and  dubious  were  bis  cogitations. 

"  I  protest,"  went  he  on  to  say,  "  I  protest  it 
was  the  wind  of  the  casement ;  and  if  I  live  an- 
other year  I  will  put  a  better  in  the  place  of  it. 
Whistle  indeed  !  for  what  ?  I  care  no  more  about 
her  than  about  an  unfledged  cygnet  .  .  a  child,* 
a  chicken,  a  mere  kitten,  a  crab-blossom  in  the 
hedge." 

The  dignity  of  hia  worship  was  wounded  by 
Master  Silas  unaware,  and  his  wrath  again  turned 
suddenly  upon  poor  William. 

"  Hark-ye,  knave  !  hark-ye  again,  ill-looking 
stripling,  lanky  from  vicious  courses !  I  will  re- 
claim thee  from  them  :  I  will  do  what  thy  own 
father  would,  and  can  not.  Thou  shalt  follow  his 
business." 

"  I  can  not  do  better,  may  it  please  your  wor- 
ship ! "  said  the  lad. 

"  It  shall  lead  thee  unto  wealth  and  respecta- 
bility," said  the  knight,  somewhat  appeased  by  his 
ready  compliancy  and  low  gentle  voice.  "  Yea, 
but  not  here ;  no  witches,  no  wantons  (this  word 
fell  gravely  and  at  full-length  upon  the  ear),  no 
spells  hereabout. 

"  Gloucestershire  is  within  a  measured  mile  of 
thy  dwelling.  There  is  one  at  Bristol,  formerly  a 
parish-boy,  or  little  better,  who  now  writeth  himself 
gentleman  in  large  round  letters,  and  hath  been 
elected,  I  hear,  to  serve  as  burgess  in  parliament 
for  his  native  city ;  just  as  though  he  had  eaten 
a  capon  or  turkey-poult  in  his  youth,  and  had 
actually  been  at  grammar-school  and  college. 
When  he  began,  he  had  not  credit  fora  goat-skin; 
and  now,  behold  ye  !  this  very  coat  upon  my  back 
did  cost  me  eight  shillings  the  dearer  for  him,  he 
bought  up  wool  so  largely." 

Shakspeare.  May  it  please  your  worship !  if 
my  father  so  ordereth,  I  go  cheerfully. 

Sir  Thomas.  Thou  art  grown  discreet  and 
dutiful :  I  am  fain  to  command  thy  release,  taking 
thy  promise  on  oath,  and  some  reasonable  security, 
that  thou  wilt  abstain  and  withhold  in  future  from 
that  idle  and  silly  slut,  that  sly  and  scoffing  gig- 
gler,  Hannah  Hathaway,  with  whom,  to  the  heart- 
ache of  thy  poor  worthy  father,  thou  wantonly 
keepest  company. 

. .  Then  did  Sir  Thomas  ask  Master  Silas  Gough 
for  the  Book  of  Life,  bidding  him  deliver  it  into 
the  right  hand  of  Billy,  with  an  eye  upon  him 
that  he  touch  it  with  both  lips ;  it  being  taught 
by  the  Jesuits,  and  caught  too  greedily  out  of 
their  society  and  communion,  that  whoso  toucheth 
it  with  one  lip  only,  and  thereafter  sweareth 


*  She  was  then  twenty-eight  years  of  age.  Sir  Thomas 
must  have  spoken  of  her  from  earlier  recollections.  Shak- 
speare was  in  his  twentieth  year. 


OF  WILLIAM  SHAKSPEARE. 


299 


falsely,  can  not  be  called  a  perjurer,  since  perjury 
is  breaking  an  oath.  But  breaking  half  an  oath, 
as  he  doth  who  toucheth  the  Bible  or  crucifix  with 
one  lip  only,  is  no  more  perjury  than  breaking  an 
eggshell  is  breaking  an  egg,  the  shell  being  a 
part,  and  the  egg  being  an  integral. 

William  did  take  the  Holy  Book  with  all  due 
reverence  the  instant  it  was  offered  to  his  hand. 
His  stature  seemed  to  rise  therefrom  as  from  a 
pulpit,  and  Sir  Thomas  was  quite  edified. 

"  Obedient  and  conducible  youth  ! "  said  he. 
"  See  there,  Master  Silas !  what  hast  thou  now  to 
say  against  him  ?  who  sees  farthest1?" 

"  The  man  from  the  gallows  is  the  most  likely, 
bating  his  nightcap  and  blinker,"  said  Master 
Silas  peevishly.  "  He  hath  not  outwitted  me  yet." 

"  He  seized  upon  the  Anchor  of  Faith  like  a 
martyr,"  said  Sir  Thomas,  "  and  even  now  his  face 
burns  red  as  elder- wine  before  the  gossips." 

Shdkspeare.  I  await  the  further  orders  of  your 
worship  from  the  chair. 

Sir  Thomas.   I  return  and  seat  myself. 

. .  And  then  did  Sir  Thomas  say  with  great  com- 
placency and  satisfaction  in  the  ear  of  Master 
Silas, 

"  What  civility,  and  deference,  and  sedateness 
of  mind,  Silas!" 

But  Master  Silas  answered  not. 

Shakspeare.   Must  I  swear,  sir  ? 

Sir  Thomas.  Yea,  swear ;  be  of  good  courage. 
I  protest  to  thee  by  my  honour  and  knighthood, 
no  ill  shall  come  unto  thee  therefrom.  Thou  shalt 
not  be  circumvented  in  thy  simpleness  and  inex- 
perience. 

. .  Willy,  having  taken  the  Book  of  Life,  did  kiss 
it  piously,  and  did  press  it  unto  his  breast,  saying, 

"  Tenderest  love  is  the  growth  of  my  heart,  as 
the  grass  is  of  Alvescote  mead. 

"  May  I  lose  my  life  or  my  friends,  or  my 
memory,  or  my  reason ;  may  I  be  viler  in  my  own 
eyes  than  those  men  are  "... 

Here  he  was  interrupted  most  lovingly  by  Sir 
Thomas,  who  said  unto  him, 

"  Nay,  nay,  nay !  poor  youth !  do  not  tell  me 
so  !  they  are  not  such  very  bad  men ;  since  thou 
appealest  unto  Caesar ;  that  is,  unto  the  judgment- 
seat." 

Now  his  worship  did  mean  the  two  witnesses, 


Joseph  and  Euseby ;  and,  sooth  to  say,  there  be 
many  worse.  But  William  had  them  not  in  his 
eye ;  his  thoughts  were  elsewhere,  as  will  be  evi- 
dent, for  he  went  on  thus : 

.  ..."  If  ever  I  forget  or  desert  thee,  or  ever 
cease  to  worship*  and  cherish  thee,  my  Hannah!" 

Sir  Silas.  The  madman !  the  audacious,  despe- 
rate, outrageous  villain !  Look-ye,  sir !  where  he 
flung  the  Holy  Gospel !  Behold  it  on  the  holly 
and  box  boughs  in  the  chimney-place,  spreaden 
all  abroad,  like  a  lad  about  to  be  whipt ! 

Sir  Thomas.  Miscreant  knave!  I  will  send 
after  him  forthwith  !  Ho  there !  is  the  caitiff  at 
hand,  or  running  off? 

. .  Jonas  Greenfield  the  butler  did  budge  forward 
after  a  while,  and  say,  on  being  questioned, 

"  Surely,  that  was  he !  Was  his  nag  tied  to  the 
iron  gate  at  the  lodge,  Master  Silas?" 

"  What  should  I  know  about  a  thief's  nag, 
Jonas  Greenfield?" 

"And  didst  thou  let  him  go,  Jonas?  even 
thou  ?"  said  Sir  Thomas.  "  What !  are  none  found 
faithful?" 

"  Lord  love  your  worship,"  said  Jonas  Green- 
field ;  "  a  man  of  threescore  and  two  may  miss 
catching  a  kite  upon  wing.  Fleetness  doth  not 
make  folks  the  faithfuller,  or  that  youth  yonder 
beats  us  all  in  faithfulness. 

"  Look !  he  darts  on  like  a  greyhound  whelp 
after  a  leveret.  He,  sure  enough,  it  was !  I  now 
remember  the  sorrel  mare  his  father  bought  of 
John  Kinderley  last  Lammas,  swift  as  he  threaded 
the  trees  along  the  park.  He  must  have  reached 
Wellesbourne  ere  now  at  that  gallop,  and  pretty 
nigh  Walton-hill." 

Sir  Thomas.  Merciful  Christ !  grant  the 
country  be  rid  of  him  for  ever !  What  dishonour 
upon  his  friends  and  native  town  !  A  reputable 
wool-stapler's  son  turned  gipsy  and  poet  for  life. 

Sir  Silas.  A  Beelzebub;  he  spake  as  biglyand 
fiercely  as  a  soaken  yeoman  at  an  election  feast 
....  this  obedient  and  conducible  youth  ! 

Sir  Thomas.  It  was  so  written.  Hold  thy 
peace,  Silas! 


*  It  is  to  be  feared  that  his  taste  for  venison  outlasted 
that  for  matrimony,  spite  of  this  vow. 


BY  ME,  EPHRAIM  BARNETT. 


TWKLVE  days  are  over  and  gone  since  William 
Shakspeare  did  leave  our  parts.  And  the  spinster, 
Hannah  Hathaway,  is  in  sad  doleful  plight  about 
him ;  forasmuch  as  Master  Silas  Gough  went  yes- 
terday unto  her,  in  her  mother's  house  at  Shottery, 
and  did  desire  both  her  and  her  mother  to  take 
heed  and  be  admonished,  that  if  ever  she,  Hannah, 
threw  away  one  thought  after  the  runagate  Wil- 
liam Shakspeare,  he  should  swing. 

The  girl  could  do  nothing  but  weep ;  while  as 
the  mother  did  give  her  solemn  promise  that  her 
daughter  should  never  more  think  about  him  all 
her  natural  life,  reckoning  from  the  moment  of 
this  her  promise. 

And  the  maiden,  now  growing  more  reasonable, 
did  promise  the  same.  But  Master  Silas  said, 

"  /  doubt  you  will,  though." 


"No,"  said  the  mother,  "  I  answer  for  her  site 
shall  not  think  of  him,  even  if  she  sees  his  ghost." 

Hannah  screamed,  and  swooned,  the  better  to 
forget  him.  And  Master  Silas  went  .home  easier 
and  contenteder.  For  now  all  the  worst  of  his 
hard  duty  was  accomplished ;  he  having  been,  on 
the  Wednesday  of  last  week,  at  the  speech  of 
Master  John  Shakspeare,  Will's  father,  to  inquire 
whether  the  sorrel  mare  was  his.  To  which 
question  the  said  Master  John  Shakspeare  did 
answer,  "  Yea." 

"  Enough  said!"  rejoined  Master  Silas. 

"  Horse-stealing  is  capital.  We  shall  bind  thee 
over  to  appear  against  the  culprit,  as  prosecutor, 
at  the  next  assizes." 

May  the  Lord  in  his  mercy  give  the  lad  a  good 
deliverance,  if  so  be  it  be  no  sin  to  wish  it ! 


OCTOBER  1.    A.D.  1582. 

LAUS  DEO. 

E.  B. 


THE    PENTAMERON; 


INTERVIEWS     OF     MESSER     GIOVANNI    BOCCACCIO     AND 
MESSER    FRANCESCO    PETRARCA, 


SAID  MESSER  GIOVANNI  LAY  INFIRM  AT  HIS  VILLETTA  HARD  BY  CERTALDO ; 
AFTER   WHICH   THEY   SAW  NOT   EACH   OTHER   ON  OUR   SIDE   OF  PARADISE: 

SHOWING    HOW    THEY    DISCOURSED    UPON    THAT    FAMOUS    THEOLOGIAN 

MESSER  DANTE   ALIGHIERI, 

AND  SUNDRY  OTHER  MATTERS. 

EDITED     BY     PIEVANO     D.   GRIGI. 


THE    EDITOR'S    INTRODUCTION. 


WANTING  a  bell  for  my  church  at  San  Vivaldo,  and  hearing  that  our  holy  religion  is  rapidly  gaining  ground  in 
England,  to  the  unspeakable  comfort  and  refreshment  of  the  Faithful,  I  bethought  myself  that  I  might  peradventure 
obtain  such  effectual  aid,  from  the  piety  and  liberality  of  the  converts,  as  well-nigh  to  accomplish  the  purchase  of  one. 
Desirous  moreover  of  visiting  that  famous  nation,  of  whose  spiritual  prosperity  we  all  entertain  such  animated 
hopes,  now  that  the  clouds  of  ignorance  begin  to  break  and  vanish,  I  resolved  that  nothing  on  my  part  should  be 
wanting  to  so  blessed  a  consummation.  Therefore,  while  I  am  executing  my  mission  in  regard  to  the  bell,  I  omit  no 
opportunity  of  demonstrating  how  much  happier  and  peaeef uller  are  we  who  live  in  unity,  than  those  who,  abandoning 
the  household  of  Faith,  clothe  themselves  with  shreds  and  warm  themselves  with  shavings. 

Subsidiary  to  the  aid  I  solicit,  I  brought  with  me,  and  here  lay  before  the  public,  translated  by  the  best  hand  I 
could  afford  to  engage,  "  Certain  Interviews  of  Messer  Francesco  Petrarca  and  Messer  Giovanni  Boccaccio,  &c.," 
which,  the  booksellers  tell  me,  should  be  entitled  "  The  Pentameron,"  unless  I  would  return  with  nothing  in  my 
pocket.  I  am  ignorant  what  gave  them  this  idea  of  my  intent,  unless  it  be  my  deficiency  in  the  language,  for 
certainly  I  had  come  to  no  such  resolution.  Assurances  are  made  to  me  by  the  intelligent  and  experienced  in  such 
merchandise,  that  the  manuscript  is  honestly  worth  from  twenty-five  to  thirty  francesconi,  or  dollars.  To  such  a 
pitch  hath  England  risen  up  again,  within  these  few  years,  after  all  the  expenditure  of  her  protracted  war ! 

Is  there  any  true  Italian,  above  all  is  there  any  worthy  native  of  Certaldo  or  San  Vivaldo,  who  revolveth  not  in 
his  mind  what  a  surprise  and  delight  it  will  be  to  Giovanni  in  Paradise,  the  first  time  he  hears,  instead  of  that  cracked 
and  jarring  tumbril  (which  must  have  grated  in  his  ear  most  grievously  ever  since  its  accident,  and  have  often  tried 
his  patience),  just  such  another  as  he  was  wont  to  hear  when  he  rode  over  to  join  our  townspeople  at  their  festa  ?  It 
will  do  his  heart  good,  and  make  him  think  of  old  times :  and  perhaps  he  may  drop  a  couple  of  prayers  to  the 
Madonna  for  whoso  had  a  hand  in  it. 

Lest  it  should  be  bruited  in  England  or  elsewhere,  that  being  in  my  seventieth  year,  I  have  unadvisedly  quitted 
my  parish,  "fond  of  change,"  to  use  the  blessed  words  of  Saint  Paul,  I  am  ready  to  show  the  certificate  of  Monsignore, 
my  diocesan,  approving  of  my  voyage.  Monsignore  was  pleased  to  think  me  capable  of  undertaking  it,  telling  me 
that  I  looked  hale,  spoke  without  quavering,  and,  by  the  blessing  of  our  lady,  had  nigh  upon  half  my  teeth  in  their 
sockets,  while,  pointing  to  his  own  and  shaking  his  head,  he  repeated  the  celebrated  lines  of  Horatius  Flaccus,  who 
lived  in  the  reign  of  Augustus,  a  short  time  before  the  Incarnation : 

"  Non  ebur,  sed  horridum 
Bucca  dehiscit  in  mea  lacuna !  " 

Then,  turning  the  discourse  from  so  melancholy  a  topic,  he  was  pleased  to  relate  from  the  inexhaustible  stores  of 
his  archaeological  acquirements,  that  no  new  bell  whatever  had  been  consecrated  in  his  diocese  of  Samminiato  since 
the  year  of  our  Lord  1611  :  in  which  year,  on  the  first  Sunday  of  August,  a  thunderbolt  fell  into  the  belfry  of  the 
Duomo,  by  the  negligence  of  Canonico  Malatesta,  who,  according  to  history,  in  his  hurry  to  dine  with  Conte  Geronimo 
Bardi,  at  our  San  Vivaldo,  omitted  a  word  in  the  mass.  While  he  was  playing  at  bowls  after  dinner  on  that  Sunday, 
or,  as  some  will  have  it,  while  he  was  beating  Ser  Matteo  Filicaia  at  backgammon,  and  the  younger  men  and  ladies 
of  those  two  noble  families  were  bird-catching  with  the  civetta,  it  began  to  thunder :  and,  within  the  evening,  intel- 
ligence of  the  thunderbolt  was  brought  to  the  Canonico.  On  his  return  the  day  following  it  was  remarked,  says  the 
chronicler,  that  the  people  took  off  their  caps  at  the  distance  of  only  two  or  three  paces,  instead  of  fifteen  or  twenty, 
and  few  stopped  who  met  him  :  for  the  rumour  had  already  gone  abroad  of  his  omission.  He  often  rode  as  usual  to 
Conte  Geronimo's,  gammoned  Ser  Matteo,  hooded  the  civetta,  limed  a  twig  or  two,  stood  behind  the  spinette,  hummed 
the  next  note,  turned  over  the  pages  of  the  music-book  of  the  contestine,  beating  time  on  the  chair-back,  and  showing 
them  what  he  could  do  now  and  then  on  the  viola  di  gamba.  Only  eight  years  had  elapsed  when,  in  the  flower  of 
his  age  (for  he  had  scarcely  seen  sixty),  he  was  found  dead  in  his  bed,  after  as  hearty  and  convivial  a  supper  as  ever 
Canonico  ate.  No  warning,  no  olio  tanto,  no  viaticum,  poor  man  !  Candles  he  had  ;  and  it  was  as  much  as  he  had, 
poor  sinner  !  And  this  also  happened  in  the  month  of  August !  Monsignore,  in  his  great  liberality,  laid  no  heavy 
stress  on  the  coincidence  ;  but  merely  said, 

"  Well,  Pievano  !  a  mass  or  two  can  do  him  no  harm  ;  let  us  hope  he  stands  in  need  of  few  more ;  but  when  you 
happen  to  have  leisure,  and  nobody  else  to  think  about,  prythee  clap  a  wet  clout  on  the  fire  there  below  in  behalf  of 
Canonico  Malatesta." 

I  have  done  it  gratis,  and  I  trust  he  finds  the  benefit  of  it.  In  the  same  spirit  and  by  the  same  authority  I  gird 
myself  for  this  greater  enterprise.  Unable  to  form  a  satisfactory  opinion  on  the  manuscript,  I  must  again  refer  to  my 


304  THE  EDITOR'S  INTRODUCTION. 

superior.  It  is  the  opinion  then  of  Monsignore,  that  our  five  dialogues  were  written  down  by  neither  of  the  inter- 
locutors, but  rather  by  some  intimate,  who  loved  them  equally.  "  For,"  said  Monsignore,  "  it  was  the  practice  of 
Boccaccio  to  stand  up  among  his  personages,  and  to  take  part  himself  in  their  discourses.  Petrarca,  who  was  fonder 
of  sheer  dialogue  and  had  much  practice  in  it,  never  acquired  any  dexterity  in  this  species  of  composition,  it  being 
all  question  and  answer,  short,  snappish,  quibbling,  and  uncomfortable.  I  speak  only  of  his  Remediet  of  Advertity 
and  Protperity,  which  indeed  leave  his  wisdom  all  its  wholesomeness,  but  render  it  somewhat  apt  to  cleave  to  the 
roof  of  the  mouth.  The  better  parts  of  Homer  are  in  dialogue :  and  downward  from  him  to  Galileo  the  noblest  works 
of  human  genius  have  assumed  this  form  :  among  the  rest  I  am  sorry  to  find  no  few  heretics  and  scoffers.  At  the 
present  day  the  fashion  is  over :  every  man  pushes  every  other  man  behind  him,  and  will  let  none  speak  out  but 
himself." 

The  Interviews  took  place  not  within  the  walls  of  Certaldo,  although  within  the  parish,  at  Boccaccio's  villa.  It 
should  be  notified  to  the  curious,  that  about  tbis  ancient  town,  small,  deserted,  dilapidated  as  it  is,  there  are  several 
towers  and  turrets  yet  standing,  one  of  which  belongs  to  the  mansion  inhabited  in  its  day  by  Ser  Giovanni.  His 
tomb  and  effigy  are  in  the  church.  Nobody  has  opened  the  grave  to  throw  light  upon  his  relics  ;  nobody  has  painted 
the  marble ;  nobody  has  broken  off  a  foot  or  a  finger  to  do  him  honour  ;  not  even  an  English  name  is  engraven  on  the 
face  ;  although  the  English  hold  confessedly  the  highest  rank  in  this  department  of  literature.  In  Italy,  and  particu- 
larly in  Tuscany,  the  remains  of  the  illustrious  are  inviolable ;  and,  among  the  illustrious,  men  of  genius  bold  the 
highest  rank.  The  arts  are  more  potent  than  curiosity,  more  authoritative  than  churchwardens :  what  Englishman 
will  believe  it  ?  Well !  let  it  pass,  courteous  strangers  !  ye  shall  find  me  in  future  less  addicted  to  the  marvellous. 
At  present  I  have  only  to  lay  before  you  an  ancient  and  (doubt  it  not)  an  authentic  account  of  what  passed  between 
my  countrymen,  Giovanni  and  Francesco,  before  they  parted  for  ever.  It  seemed  probable,  at  this  meeting,  that 
Giovanni  would  have  been  called  away  first ;  for  heavy  and  of  long  continuance  had  been  his  infirmity :  but  he 
outlived  it  three  whole  years.  He  could  not  outlive  his  friend  so  many  months,  but  followed  him  to  the  tomb  before 
he  had  worn  the  glossiness  off  the  cloak  Francesco  in  his  will  bequeathed  to  him. 

We  struggle  with  Death  while  we  have  friends  around  to  cheer  us  :  the  moment  we  miss  them  we  lose  all  heart 
for  the  contest.  Pardon  my  reflection  !  I  ought  to  have  remembered  I  am  not  in  my  stone  pulpit,  nor  at  home. 

PRBTE  DOMENICO  GRIOI, 

Pievano  of  San  Vivaldo. 
LONDON,  October  1,  1836. 


THE    PENTAMERON. 


Boccaccio.  Who  is  he  that  entered,  and  now 
steps  so  silently  and  softly,  yet  with  a  foot  so 
heavy  it  shakes  my  curtains  1 

Frate  Biagio !  can  it  possibly  be  you  1 

No  more  physic  for  me,  nor  masses  neither,  at 
present.  « 

Assunta  !  Assuntina !  who  is  it  1 

Assunta.  I  can  not  say,  signor  Padrone  !  he 
puts  his  finger  in  the  dimple  of  his  chin,  and 
smiles  to  make  me  hold  my  tongue. 

Boccaccio.  Fra  Biagio  !  are  you  come  from  Sam- 
miniato  for  this  1  You  need  not  put  your  finger 
there.  We  want  no  secrets.  The  girl  knows  her 
duty  and  does  her  business.  I  have  slept  well, 
and  wake  better.  [liaising  himself  up  a  little. 

Why  !  who  are  you  1  It  makes  my  eyes  ache 
to  look  aslant  over  the  sheets ;  and  I  can  not  get 
to  sit  quite  upright  so  conveniently ;  and  I  must 
not  have  the  window-shutters  opener,  they  tell  me. 

Petrarca.  Dear  Giovanni !  have  you  then  been 
very  unwell  ? 

Boccaccio.  0  that  sweet  voice !  and  this  fat 
friendly  hand  of  thine,  Francesco  ! 

Thou  hast  distilled  all  the  pleasantest  flowers, 
and  all  the  wholesomest  herbs  of  spring,  into  my 
breast  already. 

What  showers  we  have  had  this  April,  ay  !  How 
could  you  come  along  such  roads  1  If  the  devil 
were  my  labourer,  I  would  make  him  work  upon 
these  of  Certaldo.  He  would  have  little  time  and 
little  itch  for  mischief  ere  he  had  finished  them, 
but  would  gladly  fan  himself  with  an  Agnus-castus, 
and  go  to  sleep  all  through  the  carnival. 

Petrarca.  Let  us  cease  to  talk  both  of  the 
labour  and  the  labourer.  You  have  then^been 
dangerously  ill  ? 

Boccaccio.  I  do  not  know  :  they  told  me  I  was : 
and  truly  a  man  might  be  unwell  enough,  who 
has  twenty  masses  said  for  him,  and  fain  sigh 
when  he  thinks  what  he  has  paid  for  them.  As 
I  hope  to  be  saved,  they  cost  me  a  lira  each. 
Assunta  is  a  good  market-girl  in  eggs,  and  mut- 
ton, and  cow-heel ;  but  I  would  not  allow  her  to 
argue  and  haggle  about  the  masses.  Indeed  she 
knows  best  whether  they  were  not  fairly  worth 


all  that  was  asked  for  them,  although  I  could  have 
bought  a  winter  cloak  for  less  money.  However, 
we  do  not  want  both  at  the  same  time.  I  did  not 
want  the  cloak  :  I  wanted  them,  it  seems.  And 
yet  I  begin  to  think  God  would  have  had  mercy 
on  me,  if  I  had  begged  it  of  him  myself  in  my 
own  house.  What  think  you  1 

Petrarca.  I  think  he  might. 

Boccaccio.  Particularly  if  I  offered  him  the 
sacrifice  on  which  I  wrote  to  you. 

Petrarca.  That  letter  has  brought  me  hither. 

Boccaccio.  You  do  then  insist  on  my  fulfilling 
my  promise,  the  moment  I  can  leave  my  bed.  I 
am  ready  and  willing. 

Petrarca.  Promise !  none  was  made.  You  only 
told  me  that,  if  it  pleased  God  to  restore  you  to 
your  health  again,  you  are  ready  to  acknowledge 
his  mercy  by  the  holocaust  of  your  Decameron. 
What  proof  have  you  that  God  would  exact  it  ]  If 
you  could  destroy  the  Inferno  of  Dante,  would 
you1? 

Boccaccio.  Not  I,  upon  my  life !  I  would  not 
promise  to  burn  a  copy  of  it  on  the  condition  of  a 
recovery  for  twenty  years. 

Petrarca.  You  are  the  only  author  who  would 
not  rather  demolish  another's  work  than  his  own; 
especially  if  he  thought  it  better :  a  thought 
which  seldom  goes  beyond  suspicion. 

Boccaccio.  I  am  not  jealous  of  anyone  :  I  think 
admiration  pleasanter.  Moreover,  Dante  and  I 
did  not  come  forward  at  the  same  time,  nor  take 
the  same  walks.  His  flames  are  too  fierce  for  you 
and  me  :  we  had  trouble  enough  with  milder.  I 
never  felt  any  high  gratification  in  hearing  of 
people  being  damned ;  and  much  less  would  I  toss 
them  into  the  fire  myself.  I  might  indeed  have 
put  a  nettle  under  the  nose  of  the  learned  judge 
in  Florence,  when  he  banished  you  and  your 
family;  but  I  hardly  think  I  could -have  voted 
for  more  than  a  scourging  to  the  foulest  and  fiercest 
of  the  party. 

Petrarca.  Be  as.compassionate,  be  as  amiably 
irresolute,  toward  your  own  Novelle,  which  have 
injured  no  friend  of  yours,  and  deserve  more 
affection. 


30(J 


PENTAMERON. 


Boccaccio.  Francesco!  no  character  I  ever  knew, 
ever  heard  of,  or  ever  feigned,  deserves  the  same 
affection  as  you  do ;  the  tenderest  lover,  the  truest 
friend,  the  firmest  patriot,  and,  rarest  of  glories  ! 
the  poet  who  cherishes  another's  fame  as  dearly  as 
his  own. 

Petrarca.  If  aught  of  this  is  true,  let  it  be  re- 
corded of  me  that  my  exhortations  and  intreaties 
have  been  successful,  in  preserving  the  works  of 
the  most  imaginative  and  creative  genius  that  our 
Italy,  or  indeed  our  world,  hath  in  any  age  beheld. 

Boccaccio.  I  would  not  destroy  his  poems,  as  I 
told  you,  or  think  I  told  you.  Even  the  worst  of 
the  Florentines,  who  in  general  keep  only  one  of 
God's  commandments,  keep  it  rigidly  in  regard 
to  Dante  .  . 

"Love  them  who  curse  you." 

He  called  them  all  scoundrels,  with  somewhat  less 
courtesy  than  cordiality,  and  less  afraid  of  censure 
for  veracity  than  adulation  :  he  sent  their  fathers 
to  hell,  with  no  inclination  to  separate  the  child 
and  parent :  and  now  they  are  hugging  him 
for  it  in  his  shroud  !  Would'  you  ever  have  sus- 
pected them  of  being  such  lovers  of  justice  ] 

You  must  have  mistaken  my  meaning ;  the 
thought  never  entered  my  head  :  the  idea  of  de- 
stroying a  single  copy  of  Dante !  And  what  effect 
would  that  produce  ]  There  must  be  fifty,  or  near 
it,  in  various  parts  of  Italy. 

Petrarca.  I  spoke  of  you. 

Boccaccio.  Of  me!  My  poetry  is  vile;  I  have 
already  thrown  into  the  fire  all  of  it  within  my 
reach. 

Petrarca.  Poetry  was  not  the  question.  We 
neither  of  us  are  such  poets  as  we  thought  our- 
selves when  we  were  younger,  and  as  younger 
men  think  us  still.  I  meant  your  Decameron ; 
in  which  there  is  more  character,  more  nature, 
more  invention,  than  either  modern  or  ancient 
Italy,  or  than  Greece,  from  whom  she  derived 
her  whole  inheritance,  ever  claimed  or  ever  knew. 
Would  you  consume  a  beautiful  meadow  because 
there  are  reptiles  in  it ;  or  because  a  few  grubs 
hereafter  may  be  generated  by  the  succulence  of 
the  grass  ] 

Boccaccio.  You  amaze  me  :  you  utterly  con- 
found me. 

Petrarca.  If  you  would  eradicate  twelve  or  thir- 
teen of  the  Novelle,  and  insert  the  same  number 
of  better,  which  you  could  easily  do  within  as 
many  weeks,  I  should  be  heartily  glad  to  see  it 
done.  Little  more  than  a  tenth  of  the  Decameron 
is  bad  :  less  than  a  twentieth  of  the  Divina  Corn- 
media  is  good. 

Boccaccio.  So  little  t 

Petrarca.  Let  me  never  seem  irreverent  to  our 
master. 

Boccaccio.  Speak  plainly  and  fearlessly,  Fran- 
cesco !  Malice  and  detraction  are  strangers  to  you. 

Petrarca.  Well  then  :  at  least  sixteen  parts  in 
twenty  of  the  Inferno  and  Purgatorio  are  detest- 
able, both  in  poetry  and  principle :  the  higher  parts 
are  excellent  indeed. 


Boccaccio.  I  have  been  reading  the  Paradiso 
more  recently.  Here  it  is,  under  the  pillow.  It 
brings  me  happier  dreams  than  the  others,  and 
takes  no  more  time  in  bringing  them.  Prepara- 
tion for  my  lectures  made  me  remember  a  great 
deal  of  the  poem.  I  did  not  request  my  auditors 
to  admire  the  beauty  of  the  metrical  version ; 

Osanna  sanctus  dcus  Sabbaoth, 
Super-illustrans  charitate  tua 
Felices  ignes  horum  Malabo th, 

nor  these,  with  a  slip  of  Italian  between  two  pales 
of  latin ; 

Modicum,*  et  non  videbitis  me, 
Et  iterum,  sorelle  mie  dilette, 
Modicum,  et  vos  videbitis  me. 

I  dare  not  repeat  all  I  recollect  of 

Pepe  Set  an,  Pepe  Setan,  aleppe, 

as  there  is  no  holy-water-sprinkler  in  the  room  : 
and  you  are  aware  that  other  dangers  awaited  me, 
had  I  been  so  imprudent  as  to  show  the  Florentines 
the  allusion  of  our  poet.  His  gergo  is  perpetually 
in  play,  and  sometimes  plays  very  roughly. 

Petrarca.  We  will  talk  again  of  him  presently. 
I  must  now  rejoice  with  you  over  the  recovery  and 
safety  of  your  prodigal  son,  the  Decameron. 

Boccaccio.  So  then,  you  would  preserve  at  any 
rate  my  favourite  volume  from  the  threatened  con- 
flagration. 

Petrarca.  Had  I  lived  at  the  time  of  Dante,  I 
would  have  given  him  the  same  advice  in  the 
same  circumstances.  Yet  how  different  is  the 
tendency  of  the  two  productions  !  Yours  is  some- 
what too  licentious;  and  young  men,  in  whose  na- 
ture, or  rather  in  whose  education  and  habits,  there 
is  usually  this  failing,  will  read  you  with  more  plea- 
sure than  is  commendable  or  innocent.  Yet  the 
very  time  they  occupy  with  you,  would  perhaps  be 
spent  in  the  midst  of  those  excesses  or  irregulari- 
ties, to  which  the  moralist,  in  his  utmost  severity, 
will  argue  that  your  pen  directs  them.  Now  there 
are  many  who  are  fond  of  standing  on  the  brink  of 
precipices,  and  who  nevertheless  are  as  cautious 
as  any  of  falling  in.  And  there  are  minds  desirous 
of  being  warmed  by  description,  which,  without 
this  warmth,  might  seek  excitement  among  the 
things  described. 

I  would  not  tell  you  in  health  what  I  tell  you  in 
convalescence,  nor  urge  you  to  compose  what  I  dis- 
suade you  from  cancelling.  After  this  avowal,  I 
do  declare  to  you,  Giovanni,  that  in  my  opinion, 
the  very  idlest  of  your  tales  will  do  the  world  as 
much  good  as  evil ;  not  reckoning  the  pleasure  of 
reading,  nor  the  exercise  and  recreation  of  the 
mind,  which  in  themselves  are  good.  What  I  re- 
prove you  for,  is  the  indecorous  and  uncleanly;  and 
these,  I  trust,  you  will  abolish.  Even  these,  how- 
ever, may  repel  from  vice  the  ingenuous  andgrace- 


*  It  may  puzzle  an  Englishman  to  read  the  lines  begin- 
ning with  Modicum,  so  as  to  give  the  metre.  The  secret 
is,  to  draw  out  et  into  a  dissyllable,  et-te,  as  the  Italians 
do,  who  pronounce  latin  verse,  if  possible,  worse  than  we, 
adding  a  syllable  to  such  as  end  with  a  consonant 


PENTAMEKON. 


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ful  spirit,  and  can  never  lead  any  such  toward 
them.  Never  have  you  taken  an  inhuman  plea- 
sure in  blunting  and  fusing  the  affections  at  the 
furnace  of  the  passions ;  never,  in  hardening  by 
sour  sagacity  and  ungenial  strictures,  that  delicacy 
which  is  more  productive  of  innocence  and  happi- 
ness, more  estranged  from  every  track  and  tendency 
of  their  opposites,  than  what  in  cold  crude  systems 
hath  holden  the  place  and  dignity  of  the  highest 
virtue.  May  you  live,  0  my  friend,  in  the  enjoy- 
ment of  health,  to  substitute  the  facetious  for  the 
licentious,  the  simple  for  the  extravagant,  the  true 
and  characteristic  for  the  indefinite  and  diffuse. 

Boccaccio,  I  dare  not  defend  myself  under  the 
bad  example  of  any  :  and  the  bad  example  of  a 
great  man  is  the  worst  defence  of  all.  Since  how- 
ever you  have  mentioned  Messer  Dante  Alighieri, 
to  whose  genius  I  never  thought  of  approaching, 
I  may  perhaps  have  been  formerly  the  less  cau- 
tious of  offending  by  my  levity,  after  seeing  him 
display  as  much  or  more  of  it  in  hell  itself. 

Petrarca.  The  best  apology  for  Dante,  in  his 
poetical  character,  is  presented  by  the  indulgence 
of  criticism,  in  considering  the  Inferno  and  Pur- 
gatorio  as  a  string  of  Satires,  part  in  narrative  and 
part  in  action ;  which  renders  the  title  of  Comme- 
dia  more  applicable.  The  filthiness  of  some  pas- 
sages would  disgrace  the  drunkenest  horse-dealer ; 
and  the  names  of  such  criminals  are  recorded  by 
the  poet  as  would  be  forgotten  by  the  hangman  in 
six  months.  I  wish  I  could  expatiate  rather  on 
his  injudiciousness  than  on  his  ferocity,  in  devising 
punishments  for  various  crimes ;  or  rather,  than 
on  his  malignity  in  composing  catalogues  of  cri- 
minals to  inflict  them  on.  Among  the  rest  we  find 
a  gang  of  coiners.  He  calls  by  name  all  the  rogues 
and  vagabonds  of  every  city  in  Tuscany,  and  curses 
every  city  for  not  sending  him  more  of  them.  You 
would  fancy  that  Pisa  might  have  contented  him ; 
no  such  thing.  He  hoots, 

"  Ah  Pisa  !  scandal  to  the  people  in  whose  fine 
country  si  means  yes,  why  are  thy  neighbours  slack 
to  punish  thee  ]  May  Capraia  and  Gorgona  stop 
up  the  mouth  of  the  Arno,  and  drown  every  soul 
within  thee ! " 

Boccaccio.  None  but  a  prophet  is  privileged  to 
swear  and  curse  at  this  rate,  and  several  of  those 
got  broken  heads  for  it. 

Petrarca.  It  did  not  happen  to  Dante,  though 
he  once  was  very  near  it,  in  the  expedition  of  the 
exiles  to  recover  the  city.  Scarcely  had  he  taken 
breath  after  this  imprecation  against  the  Pisans, 
than  he  asks  the  Genoese  why  such  a  parcel*  of 
knaves  as  themselves  were  not  scattered  over  the 
face  of  the  earth. 

Boccaccio.  Here  he  is  equitable.  I  wonder  he 
did  not  incline  to  one  or  other  of  these  rival 
republics. 

Petrarca.  In  fact,  the  Genoese  fare  a  trifle 
better  under  him  than  his  neighbours  the  Pisans 
do. 

Boccaccio.  Because  they  have  no  Gorgona  and 
Capraia  to  block  them  up.  He  can  not  do  all  he 
wishes,  but  he  does  all  he  can,  considering  the 


means  at  his  disposal.  In  like  manner  Messer 
Gregorio  Peruzzi,  when  he  was  tormented  by  the 
quarrels  and  conflicts  of  Messer  Gino  Ubaldini's 
trufle-dog  at  the  next  door,  and  Messer  Guidone 
Fanteccbi's  shop-dog,  whose  title  and  quality  are 
in  abeyance,  swore  bitterly,  and  called  the  Virgin 
and  St.  Catherine  to  witness,  that  he  would  cut 
off  their  tails  if  ever  he  caught  them.  His  cook, 
Niccolo  Buonaccorsi,  hoping  to  gratify  his  master, 
set  baits  for  them,  and  captured  them  both  in  the 
kitchen.  But  unwilling  to  cast  hands  prematurely 
on  the  delinquents,  he,  after  rating  them  for  their 
animosities  and  their  ravages,  bethought  himself 
in  what  manner  he  might  best  conduct  his  enter- 
prise to  a  successful  issue.  He  was  the  rather  in- 
clined to  due  deliberation  in  these  counsels,  as 
they,  laying  aside  their  private  causes  of  conten- 
tion in  front  of  their  common  enemy,  and  turning 
the  principal  stream  of  their  ill-blood  into  another 
channel,  agreed  in  demonstrations  which  augured 
no  little  indocility.  Messer  Gregorio  hath  many 
servants,  and  moreover  all  the  conveniences  which 
so  plenteous  a  house  requires.  Among  the  rest  is 
a  long  hempen  cloth  suspended  by  a  roller.  Nic- 
colo, in  the  most  favourable  juncture,  was  minded 
to  slip  this  hempen  cloth  over  the  two  culprits, 
whose  consciences  had  made  them  slink  toward  the 
door  against  which  it  was  fastened.  The  smell  of 
it  was  not  unsatisfactory  to  them,  and  an  influx  of 
courage  had  nearly  borne  away  the  worst  sus- 
picions. At  this  instant,  while  shrewd  inquisi- 
tiveness  and  incipient  hunger  were  regaining  the 
ascendancy,  Niccolo  Buonaccorsi,  with  all  the 
sagacity  and  courage,  all  the  promptitude  and 
timeliness  of  his  profession,  covered  both  con- 
spirators in  the  inextricable  folds  of  the  fatal 
winding-sheet,  from  which  their  heads  alone 
emerged.  Struggles,  and  barkings,  and  exhibi- 
tions of  teeth,  and  plunges  forward,  were  equally 
ineffectual.  He  continued  to  twist  it  about  them, 
until  the  notes  of  resentment  partook  of  remon- 
strance and  pain  :  but  he  told  them  plainly  he 
would  never  remit  a  jot,  unless  they  became  more 
domesticated  and  reasonable.  In  this  state  of 
exhaustion  and  contrition  he  brought  them  'onto 
the  presence  of  Ser  Gregorio,  who  immediately 
turned  round  toward  the  wall,  crossed  himself, 
and  whispered  an  ave.  At  ease  and  happy  as  he 
was  at  the  accomplishment  of  a  desire  so  long 
cherished,  no  sooner  had  he  expressed  his  piety  at 
so  gracious  a  dispensation,  than,  reverting  to  the 
captor  and  the  captured,  he  was  seized  with 
unspeakable  consternation.  He  discovered  at 
once  that  he  had  made  as  rash  a  vow  as  Jephtha's. 
Alas!  one  of  the  children  of  captivity,  the  trufle- 
dog,  had  no  tail !  Fortunately  for  Messer  Gre- 
gorio, he  found  a  friend  among  the  White  Friars, 
Frate  Geppone  Pallorco,  who  told  him  that  when 
we  can  not  do  a  thing  promised  by  vow,  whether 
we  fail  by  moral  inability  or  by  physical,  we  must 
do  the  thing  nearest  it ;  "  which,"  said  Fra  Gep- 
pone, "  hath  always  been  my  practice.  And  now," 
added  this  cool  considerate  white  friar,  "  a  dog 
may  have  no  tail,  and  yet  be  a  dog  to  all  intents 

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and  purposes,  and  enable  a  good  Christian  to  per- 
form anything  reasonable  he  promised  in  his 
behalf.  Whereupon  I  would  advise  you,  Messer 
Oregorio,  out  of  the  loving  zeal  I  bear  toward  the 
whole  family  of  the  Peruzzi,  to  amerce  him  of 
that  which,  if  not  tail,  is  next  to  tail.  Such  func- 
tion, I  doubt  not,  will  satisfactorily  show  the 
blessed  Virgin,  and  Saint  Catherine,  your  readi- 
ness and  solicitude  to  perform  the  vow  solemnly 
made  before  those  two  adorable  ladies,  your  pro- 
tectresses and  witnesses."  Ser  Gregorio  bent  his 
knee  at  first  hearing  their  names,  again  at  the 
mention  of  them  in  this  relationship  toward  him, 
called  for  the  kitchen  knife,  and,  in  absolving 
his  promise,  had  lighter  things  to  deal  with  than 
Gorgona  and  Capraia. 

Petrarca.  Giovanni !  this  will  do  instead  of  one 
among  the  worst  of  the  hundred  :  but  with  little 
expenditure  of  labour  you  may  afford  us  a  better. 
Our  great  fellow-citizen,  if  indeed  we  may  de- 
nominate him  a  citizen  who  would  have  left  no 
city  standing  in  Italy,  and  less  willingly  his  native 
one,  places  in  the  mouth  of  the  devil,  together 
with  Judas  Iscariot,  the  defenders  of  their  coun- 
try, and  the  best  men  in  it,  Brutus  and  Cassius. 
Certainly  his  feeling  of  patriotism  was  different 
from  theirs. 

I  should  be  sorry  to  imagine  that  it  subjected 
him  to  any  harder  mouth  or  worse  company  than 
his  own,  although  in  a  spirit  so  contrary  to  that  of 
the  two  Romans,  he  threatened  us  Florentines  with 
the  sword  of  Germans.  The  two  Romans,  now  in 
the  mouth  of  the  devil,  chose  rather  to  lose  their 
lives  than  to  see  their  country,  not  under  the  go- 
vernment of  invaders,  but  of  magistrates  from  their 
own  city  placed  irregularly  over  them;  andthelaws, 
not  subverted,  but  administered  unconstitution- 
ally. That  Frenchmen  and  Austrians  should  argue 
and  think  in  this  manner,  is  no  wonder,  no  incon- 
sistency :  that  a  Florentine,  the  wisest  and  greatest 
of  Florentines,  should  have  done  it,  is  portentous. 
How  merciful  is  the  Almighty,  0  Giovanni ! 
What  an  argument  is  here  !  how  much  stronger 
and  more  convincing  than  philosophers  could  devise 
or  than  poets  could  utter,  unless  from  inspiration, 
against  the  placing  of  power  in  the  hands  of  one 
man  only,  when  the  highest  genius  at  that  time 
in  the  world,  or  perhaps  at  any  time,  betrays  a  dis- 
position to  employat  with  such  a  licentiousness  of 
inhumanity. 

Boccaccio.  He  treats  Nero  with  greater  civility : 
yet  Brutus  and  Cassius,  at  worst,  but  slew  an 
atheist,  while  the  other  rogue  flamed  forth  like  the 
pestilential  dogstar,  and  burnt  up  the  first  crop  of 
Christians  to  light  the  ruins  of  Rome.  And 
the  artist  of  these  ruins  thought  no  more  of  his 
operation  than  a  scene-painter  would  have  done 
at  the  theatre. 

Petrarca.  Historians  have  related  that  Rome 
was  consumed  by  Nero  for  the  purpose  of  suppress- 
ing the  rising  sect,  "by  laying  all  the  blame  on  it. 
Do  you  think  he  cared  what  sect  fell  or  what  sect 
rose  ?  Was  he  a  zealot  in  religion  of  any  kind  ? 
I  am  sorry  to  see  a  lying  spirit  the  most  prevalent 


one,  in  some  among  the  earliest  and  firmest  holders 
of  that  religion  which  is  founded  on  truth  and  sin- 
gleness of  intention.  There  are  pious  men  who 
believe  they  are  rendering  a  sen-ice  to  God  by 
bearing  false  witness  in  his  favour,  and  who  call 
on  the  father  of  lies  to  hold  up  his  light  before  the 
Sun  of  righteousness. 

We  may  mistake  the  exact  day  when  the  con- 
flagration began :  certain  it  is,  however,  that  it 
was  in  summer :  *  and  it  is  presumable  that  the 
commencement  of  the  persecution  was  in  winter, 
since  Juvenal  represents  the  persecuted  as  serving 
for  lamps  in  the  streets.  Now  as  the  Romans  did 
not  frequent  the  theatres,  nor  other  places  of  pub- 
lic entertainment,  by  night,  such  conveniences 
were  uncalled  for  in  summer,  a  season  when  the 
people  retired  to  rest  betimes,  from  the  same  mo- 
tive as  at  present,  the  insalubrity  of  the  evening 
air  in  the  hot  weather.  Nero  must  have  been 
very  forbearing  if  he  waited  those  many  months 
before  he  punished  a  gang  of  incendiaries.  Such 
clemency  is  unexampled  in  milder  princes. 

Boccaccio.  But  the  Christians  were  not  incen- 
diaries, and  he  knew  they  were  not. 

Petrarca.  It  may  be  apprehended  that,  among 
the  many  virtuous  of  the  new  believers,  a  few  sfe- 
ditious  were  also  to  be  found,  forming  separate  and 
secret  associations,  choosing  generals  or  superiors 
to  whom  they  swore  implicit  obedience,  and  under 
whose  guidance  or  impulse  they  were  ready  to  re- 
sist, and  occasionally  to  attack,  the  magistrates, 
and  even  the  prince;  men  aspiring  to  rule  the 
state  by  carrying  the  sword  of  assassination  under 
the  garb  of  holiness.  Such  persons  are  equally 
odious  to  the  unenlightened  and  the  enlightened, 
to  the  arbitrary  and  the  free.  In  the  regular 
course  of  justice,  their  crimes  would  have  been  re- 
sisted by  almost  as  much  severity,  as  they  appear 
to  have  undergone  from  despotic  power  and  popu- 
lar indignation. 

Boccaccio.  We  will  talk  no  longer  about  these 
people.  But  since  the  devil  has  really  and  bond 
fide  Brutus  and  Cassius  in  his  mouth,  I  would  ad- 
vise him  to  make  the  most  of  them,  for  he  will 
never  find  two  more  such  morsels  on  the  same 
platter.  Kings,  emperors,  and  popes,  would  be 
happy  to  partake  with  him  of  so  delicate  and  choice 
a  repast :  but  I  hope  he  has  fitter  fare  for  them.  ~ 

Messer  Dante  Alighieri  does  not  indeed  make 
the  most  gentle  use  of  the  company  he  has  about 
him  in  hell  and  purgatory.  Since  however  he 
hath  such  a  selection  of  them,  I  wish  he  could 
have  been  contented,  and  could  have  left  our  fair 
Florentines  to  their  own  fancies  in  their  dressing- 
rooms. 

''  The  time,"  he  cries,  "  is  not  far  distant,  when 
there  will  be  an  indictment  on  parchment,  forbid- 
ding the  impudent  young  Florentines  to  show  their 
breasts  and  nipples." 

Now,  Francesco,  I  have  been  subject  all  my 


*  Des  Vignolles  has  calculated  that  the  conflagration 
began  on  the  19th  of  July,  in  the  year  64,  and  the  perse- 
cution on  the  15th  of  November. 


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life  to  a  strange  distemper  in  the  eyes,  which  no 
oculist  can  cure,  and  which,  while  it  allows  me  to 
peruse  the  smallest  character  in  the  very  worst 
female  hand,  would  never  let  me  read  an  indict- 
ment on  parchment  where  female  names  are  im- 
plicated, although  the  letters  were  a  finger  in 
length.  I  do  believe  the  same  distemper  was  very 
prevalent  in  the  time  of  Messer  Dante ;  and  those 
Florentine  maids  and  matrons  who  were  not  af- 
flicted by  it,  were  too  modest  to  look  at  letters  and 
signatures  stuck  against  the  walls. 

He  goes  on,  "  Was  there  ever  girl  among  the 
Moors  or  Saracens,  on  whom  it  was  requisite  to 
inflict  spiritual  or  other  discipline  to  make  her  go 
covered  ?" 

Some  of  the  other  discipline,  which  the  spiritual 
guides  were,  and  are  still,  in  the  habit  of  adminis- 
tering, have  exactly  the  contrary  effect  to  make 
them  go  covered,  whatsoever  may  be  urged  by  the 
confessor. 

"If  the  shameless  creatures,"  he  continues, 
"  were  aware  of  the  speedy  chastisement  which 
Heaven  is  preparing  for  them,  they  would  at  this 
instant  have  their  mouths  wide  open  to  roar  withal." 

Petrarca.  This  is  not  very  exquisite  satire,  nor 
much  better  manners. 

Boccaccio.  Whenever  I  saw  a  pretty  Florentine 
in  such  a  condition,  I  lowered  my  eyes. 

Petrarca.  I  am  glad  to  hear  it. 

Boccaccio.  Those  whom  I  could  venture  to 
cover,  I  covered  with  all  my  heart. 

Petrarca.  Humanely  done.  You  might  like- 
wise have  added  some  gentle  admonition. 

Boccaccio.  They  would  have  taken  anything  at 
my  hands  rather  than  that.  Truly  they  thought 
themselves  as  wise  as  they  thought  me  :  and  who 
knows  but  they  were,  at  bottom  ? 

Petrarca.  I  believe  it  may,  in  general,  be  best 
to  leave  them  as  we  find  them. 

Boccaccio.  I  would  not  say  that,  neither.  Much 
may  be  in  vain,  but  something  sticks. 

Petrarca.  They  are  more  amused  than  settled 
by  anything  we  can  advance  against  them,  and 
are  apt  to  make  light  of  the  gravest.  It  is  only 
the  hour  of  reflection  that  is  at  last  the  hour  of 
sedateness  and  improvement. 

Boccaccio.  Where  is  the  bell  that  strikes  it  ? 

Petrarca.  Fie  !  fie  !  Giovanni !  This  is  worse 
than  the  indictment  on  parchment. 

Boccaccio.  Women  like  us  none  the  less  for 
joking  with  them  about  their  foibles.  In  fact, 
they  take  it  ill  when  we  cease  to  do  so,  unless  it 
is  age  that  compels  us.  We  may  give  our  courser 
the  rein  to  any  extent,  while  he  runs  in  the  com- 
mon field  and  does  not  paw  against  privacy,  nor 
open  his  nostrils  on  individuality.  I  mean  the 
individuality  of  the  person  we  converse  with,  for 
another's  is  pure  zest. 

Petrarca.  Surely  you  can  not  draw  this  hideous 
picture  from  your  own  observation :  has  any  graver 
man  noted  it  ? 

Boccaccio.  Who  would  believe  your  graver  men 
upon  such  matters  1  Gout  and  gravel,  bile  and 
sciatica,  arc  the  upholsterers  that  stuff  their  moral 


sentences.  Crooked  and  cramp  are  truths  written 
with  chalkstones.  When  people  like  me  talk  as  I 
have  been  talking,  they  may  be  credited.  We  have 
no  ill-will,  no  ill-humour,  to  gratify ;  and  vanity 
has  no  trial  here  at  issue.  He  was  certainly  born 
on  an  unlucky  day  for  his  friends,  who  never 
uttered  any  truths  but  unquestionable  ones.  Give 
me  food  that  exercises  my  teeth  and  tongue, 
and  ideas  that  exercise  my  imagination  and  dis- 
cernment. 

Petrarca.  When  you  are  at  leisure,  and  in  per- 
fect health,  weed  out  carefully  the  few  places  of 
your  Decameron  which  are  deficient  in  these 
qualities. 

Boccaccio.  God  willing ;  I  wish  I  had  under- 
taken it  when  my  heart  was  lighter.  Is  there  any- 
thing else  you  can  suggest  for  its  improvement,  in 
particular  or  in  general  ? 

Petrarca.  Already  we  have  mentioned  the  in- 
considerate and  indecorous.  In  what  you  may 
substitute  hereafter,  I  would  say  to  you,  as  I  have 
said  to  myself,  do  not  be  on  all  occasions  too  cere- 
monious in  the  structure  of  your  sentences. 

Boccaccio.  You  would  surely  wish  me  to  be 
round  and  polished.  Why  do  you  smile  ? 

Petrarca.  I  am  afraid  these  qualities  are  often 
of  as  little  advantage  in  composition  as  they  are 
corporeally.  When  action  and  strength  are  chiefly 
the  requisites,  we  may  perhaps  be  better  with 
little  of  them.  The  modulations  of  voice  and  lan- 
guage are  infinite.  Cicero  has  practised  many  of 
them;  but  Cicero  has  his  favourite  swells,  his 
favourite  flourishes  and  cadences.  Our  Italian 
language  is  in  the  enjoyment  of  an  ampler  scope  and 
compass ;  and  we  are  liberated  from  the  horrible 
sounds  of  us,  am,  um,  ant,  int,  unt,  so  predominant 
in  the  finals  of  Latin  nouns  and  verbs.  We  may 
be  told  that  they  give  strength  to  the  dialect :  we 
might  as  well  be  told  that  bristles  give  strength 
to  the  boar.  In  our  Italian  we  possess  the  privi- 
lege of  striking  off  the  final  vowel  from  the  greater 
part  of  masculine  nouns,  and  from  the  greater 
part  of  tenses  in  the  verbs,  when  we  believe  they 
impede  our  activity  and  vigour. 

Boccaccio.  We  are  as  wealthy  in  words  as  is 
good  for  us ;  and  she  who  gave  us  these,  would 
give  us  more  if  needful.  In  another  age  it  is  pro- 
bable that  curtailments  will  rather  be  made  than 
additions ;  for  it  was  so  with  the  Latin  and  Greek. 
Barbaric  luxury  sinks  down  into  civic  neatness, 
and  chaster  ornaments  fill  rooms  of  smaller 
dimensions. 

Petrarca.  Cicero  came  into  possession  of  the 
stores  collected  by  Plautus,  which  he  always  held 
very  justly  in  the  highest  estimation  ;  and  Sallust 
is  reported  to  have  misapplied  a  part  of  them.  At 
his  death  they  were  scattered  and  lost. 

Boccaccio.  I  am  wiser  than  I  was  when  I  studied 
the  noble  orator,  and  wiser  by  his  means  chiefly. 
In  return  for  his  benefits,  if  we  could  speak  on 
equal  terms  together,  the  novelist  with  the  philo- 
sopher, the  citizen  of  Certaldo  with  the  Koman 
consul,  I  would  fain  whisper  in  his  ear,  "  Escape 
from  rhetoric  by  all  manner  of  means  :  and  if  you 


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must  cleave  (as  indeed  you  must)  to  that  old  shrew, 
Logic,  be  no  fonder  of  exhibiting  her  than  you 
would  be  of  a  plain  economical  wife.  Let  her  be 
always  busy,  never  intrusive ;  and  readier  to  keep 
the  chambers  clean  and  orderly  than  to  expa 
tiate  on  their  proportions  or  to  display  their 
furniture." 

Petrarca.  The  citizen  of  Certaldo  is  fiftyfold 
more  richly  endowed  with  genius  than  the  Eoman 
consul,  and  might  properly  .  . 

Boccaccio.  Stay  !  stay  !  Francesco  !  or  they  will 
shave  all  the  rest  of  thy  crown  for  thee,  and  physic 
thee  worse  than  me. 

Petrarca.  Middling  men,  favoured  in  their  life- 
time by  circumstances,  often  appear  of  higher 
stature  than  belongs  to  them ;  great  men  always 
of  lower.  Time,  the  sovran,  invests  with  befit- 
ting raiment  and  distinguishes  with  proper  en- 
signs the  familiars  he  has  received  into  his  eternal 
habitations :  in  these  alone  are  they  deposited  : 
you  must  wait  for  them. 

No  advice  is  less  necessary  to  you,  than  the 
advice  to  express  your  meaning  as  clearly  as  you 
can.  Where  the  purpose  of  glass  is  to  be  seen 
through,  we  do  not  want  it  tinted  nor  wavy.  In 
certain  kinds  of  poetry  the  case  may  be  slightly 
different :  such,  for  instance,  as  are  intended  to 
display  the  powers  of  association  and  combination 
in  the  writer,  and  to  invite  and  exercise  the  com- 
pass and  comprehension  of  the  intelligent.  Pindar 
and  the  Attic  tragedians  wrote  in  this  manner, 
and  rendered  the  minds  of  their  audience  more 
alert  and  ready  and  capacious.  They  found  some 
fit  for  them,  and  made  others.  Great  painters 
have  always  the  same  task  to  perform.  What  is 
excellent  in  their  art  can  not  be  thought  excellent 
by  many,  even  of  those  who  reason  well  on  ordi- 
nary matters,  and  see  clearly  beauties  elsewhere. 
All  correct  perceptions  are  the  effect  of  careful 
practice.  We  little  doubt  that  a  mirror  would  direct 
us  in  the  most  familiar  of  our  features,  and  that 
our  hand  would  follow  its  guidance,  until  we  try 
to  cut  a  lock  of  our  hair.  We  have  no  such  cri- 
terion to  demonstrate  our  liability  to  error  in 
judging  of  poetry ;  a  quality  so  rare  that  perhaps 
no  five  contemporaries  ever  were  masters  of  it. 

Boccaccio.  We  admire  by  tradition  ;  we  censure 
by  caprice ;  and  there  is  nothing  in  which  we  are 
more  ingenious  and  inventive.  A  wrong  step  in 
politics  sprains  a  foot  in  poetry ;  eloquence  is  never 
so  unwelcome  aa  when  it  issues  from  a  familiar 
voice  ;  and  praise  hath  no  echo  but  from  a  certain 
distance.  Our  critics,  who  know  little  about  them, 
would  gaze  with  wonder  at  anything  similar,  in 
our  days,  to  Pindar  and  Sophocles,  and  would  cast 
it  aside,  as  quite  impracticable.  They  are  in  the 
right :  for  sonnet  and  canzonet  charm  greater 
numbers.  There  are  others,  or  may  be  hereafter, 
to  whom  far  other  things  will  afford  far  higher 
gratification. 

Petrarca.  But  our  business  at  present  is  with 
prose  and  Cicero ;  and  our  question  now  is,  what 
is  Ciceronian.  He  changed  his  style  according 
to  his  matter  and  his  hearers.  His  speeches  to 


the  people  vary  from  his  speeches  to  the  senate. 
Toward  the  one  he  was  impetuous  and  exacting  ; 
toward  the  other  he  was  usually  but  earnest  and 
anxious,  and  sometimes  but  submissive  and  im- 
ploring, yet  equally  unwilling,  on  both  occasions, 
to  conceal  the  labour  he  had  taken  to  captivate 
their  attention  and  obtain  success.  At  the  tribu- 
nal of  Caesar  the  dictator  he  laid  aside  his  costly 
armour,  contracted  the  folds  of  his  capacious  robe, 
and  became  calm,  insinuating,  and  adulative, 
showing  his  spirit  not  utterly  extinguished,  his 
dignity  not  utterly  fallen,  his  consular  year  not 
utterly  abolished  from  his  memory,  but  Rome, 
and  even  himself,  lowered  in  the  presence  of  his 
judge. 

Boccaccio.  And  after  all  this,  can  you  bear  to 
think  what  I  am  ] 

Petrarca.  Complacently  and  joyfully ;  ventur- 
ing, nevertheless,  to  offer  you  a  friend's  advice. 

Enter  into  the  mind  and  heart  of  your  own 
creatures :  think  of  them  long,  entirely,  solely  : 
never  of  style,  never  of  self,  never  of  critics, 
cracked  or  sound.  Like  the  miles  of  an  open 
country,  and  of  an  ignorant  population,  when  they 
are  correctly  measured  they  become  smaller.  In 
the  loftiest  rooms  and  richest  entablatures  are 
suspended  the  most  spider-webs ;  and  the  quarry 
out  of  which  palaces  are  erected  is  the  nursery  of 
nettle  and  bramble. 

Boccaccio.  It  is  better  to  keep  always  in  view 
such  writers  as  Cicero,  than  to  run  after  those 
idlers  who  throw  stones  that  can  never  reach  us. 

Petrarca.  If  you  copied  him  to  perfection,  and 
on  no  occasion  lost  sight  of  him,  you  would  be  an 
indifferent,  not  to  say  a  bad  writer. 

Boccaccio.  I  begin  to  think  you  are  in  the  right. 
Well  then,  retrenching  some  of  my  licentious 
tales,  I  must  endeavour  to  fill  up  the  vacancy  with 
some  serious  and  some  pathetic. 

Petrarca.  I  am  heartily  glad  to  hear  of  this  de- 
cision; for,  admirable  as  you  are  in  the  jocose, 
you  descend  from  your  natural  position  when  you 
come  to  the  convivial  and  the  festive.  You  were 
placed  among  the  Affections,  to  move  and  master 
them,  and  gifted  with  the  rod  that  sweetens  the 
fount  of  tears.  My  nature  leads  me  also  to  the 
pathetic ;  in  which,  however,  an  imbecile  writer 
may  obtain  celebrity.  Even  the  hard-hearted  are 
fond  of  such  reading,  when  they  are  fond  of  any ; 
and  nothing  is  easier  in  the  world  than  to  find  and 
accumulate  its  sufferings.  Yet  this  very  profusion 
and  luxuriance  of  misery  is  the  reason  why  few 
iave  excelled  in  describing  it.  The  eye  wanders 
over  the  mass  without  noticing  the  peculiarities. 
To  mark  them  distinctly  is  the  work  of  genius ; 
a  work  so  rarely  performed,  that,  if  time  and  space 
may  be  compared,  specimens  of  it  stand  at  wider 
distances  than  the  trophies  of  Sesostris.  Here 
we  return  again  to  the  Inferno  of  Dante,  who 
overcame  the  difficulty.  In  this  vast  desert  are 
ts  greater  and  its  less  oasis ;  Ugolino  and  Fran- 
:esca  di  Rimini.  The  peopled  region  is  peopled 
;hiefly  with  monsters  and  moschitoes:  the  rest 
'or  the  most-part  is  sand  and  suffocation. 


PENTAMERON. 


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Boccaccio.  Ah-!  had  Dante  remained  through 
life  the  pure  solitary  lover  of  Bice,  his  soul  had 
been  gentler,  tranquiller,  and  more  generous.  He 
scarcely  hath  described  half  the  curses  he  went 
through,  nor  the  roads  he  took  on  the  journey : 
theology,  politics,  and  that  barbican  of  the  Inferno, 
marriage,  surrounded  with  its 

Selva  selvaggia  ed  aspra  e  forte. 

Admirable  is  indeed  the  description  of  Ugolino, 
to  whoever  can  endure  the  sight  of  an  old  soldier 
gnawing  at  the  scalp  of  an  old  archbishop. 
Petrarca.  The  thirty  lines  from 
Ed  io  sentj, 

are  unequalled  by  any  other  continuous  thirty  in 
the  whole  dominions  of  poetry. 

Boccaccio.  Give  me  rather  the  six  on  Francesca  : 
for  if  in  the  former  I  find  the  simple,  vigorous, 
clear  narration,  I  find  also  what  I  would  not  wish, 
the  features  of  Ugolino  reflected  full  in  Dante. 
The  two  characters  are  similar  in  themselves; 
hard,  cruel,  inflexible,  malignant,  but,  whenever 
moved,  moved  powerfully.  In  Francesca,  with 
the  faculty  of  divine  spirits,  he  leaves  his  own 
nature  (not  indeed  the  exact  representative  of 
theirs)  and  converts  all  his  strength  into  tender- 
ness. The  great  poet,  like  the  original  man  of 
the  Platonists,  is  double,  possessing  the  further 
advantage  of  being  able  to  drop  one  half  at  his 
option,  and  to  resume  it.  Some  of  the  tenderest 
on  paper  have  no  sympathies  beyond ;  and  some 
of  the  austerest  in  their  intercourse  with  their 
fellow-creatures,  have  deluged  the  world  with  tears. 
It  is  not  from  the  rose  that  the  bee  gathers  her 
honey,  but  often  from  the  most  acrid  and  the  most 
bitter  leaves  and  petals. 

Quando  legemmo  il  disiato  viso 

Esser  baciato  di  cotanto  amante, 
Questi,  chi  mai  da  me  non  sia  diviso  ! 

La  bocca  mi  bacio  tutto  tremante  .  .  . 
Galeotlo  f  u  il  libro,  e  chi  lo  scrisse  .  .  . 

Quel  giorno  piii  non  vi  legemmo  avante. 

In  the  midst  of  her  punishment,  Francesca,  when 
she  comes  to  the  tenderest  part  of  her  story,  tells 
it  with  complacency  and  delight ;  and,  instead  of 
naming  Paolo,  which  indeed  she  never  has  done 
from  the  beginning,  she  now  designates  him  as 

Questi  chi  mai  da  me  non  sia  diviso  ' 

Are  we  not  impelled  to  join  in  her  prayer,  wishing 
them  happier  in  their  union  1 

Petrarca.  If  there  be  no  sin  in  it. 

Boccaccio.  Ay,  and  even  if  there  be  ...  God 
help  us ! 

What  a  sweet  aspiration  in  each  cesura  of  the 
verse !  three  love-sighs  fixed  and  incorporate ! 
Then,  when  she  hath  said 

La  bocca  mi  bacio,  tutto  tremante, 

she  stops :  she  would  avert  the  eyes  of  Dante  from 
her :  he  looks  for  the  sequel :  she  thinks  he  looks 
severely :  she  says, 

"  Galeotto  is  the  name  of  the  book," 
fancying  by  this  timorous  little  flight  she  has 


drawn  him  far  enough  from  the  nest  of  her  young 
loves.  No,  the  eagle  beak  of  Dante  and  his  piercing 
eyes  are  yet  over  her. 

"  Galeotto  is  the  name  of  the  book." 

"  What  matters  that?" 

"  And  of  the  writer." 

"Or  that  either?" 

At  last  she  disarms  him  :  but  how  1 

"  That  day  we  read  no  more." 

Such  a  depth  of  intuitive  judgment,  such  a 
delicacy  of  perception,  exists  not  in  any  other 
work  of  human  genius ;  and  from  an  author  who, 
on  almost  all  occasions,  in  this  part  of  the  work, 
betrays  a  deplorable  want  of  it. 

Petrarca.  Perfection  of  poetry !  The  greater 
is  my  wonder  at  discovering  nothing  else  of  the 
same  order  or  cast  in  this  whole  section  of  the 
poem.  He  who  fainted  at  the  recital  of  Francesca, 

And  he  who  fell  as  a  dead  body  falls, 

would  exterminate  all  the  inhabitants  of  every 
town  in  Italy !  What  execrations  against  Florence, 
Pistoia,  Siena,  Pisa,  Genoa !  what  hatred  against 
the  whole  human  race !  what  exultation  and  mer- 
riment at  eternal  and  immitigable  sufferings ! 
Seeing  this,  I  can  not  but  consider  the  Inferno  as 
the  most  immoral  and  impious  book  that  ever  was 
written.  Yet,  hopeless  that  our  country  shall 
ever  see  again  such  poetry,  and  certain  that  with- 
out it  our  future  poets  would  be  more  feebly  urged 
forward  to  excellence,  I  would  have  dissuaded 
Dante  from  cancelling  it,  if  this  had  been  his 
intention.  Much  however  as  I  admire  his  vigour 
and  severity  of  style  in.  the  description  of  Ugolino, 
I  acknowledge  with  you  that  I  do  not  discover  so 
much  imagination,  so  much  creative  power,  as  in 
the  Francesca.  I  find  indeed  a  minute  detail  of 
probable  events  :  but  this  is  not  all  I  want  in  a 
poet :  it  is  not  even  all  I  want  most  in  a  scene  of 
horror.  Tribunals  of  justice,  dens  of  murderers, 
wards  of  hospitals,  schools  of  anatomy,  will  afford 
us  nearly  the  same  sensations,  if  we  hear  them 
from  an  accurate  observer,  a  clear  reporter,  a 
skilful  surgeon,  or  an  attentive  nurse.  There  is 
nothing  of  sublimity  in  the  horrific  of  Dante, 
which  there  always  is  in  ^Bschylus  and  Homer. 
If  you,  Giovanni,  had  described  so  nakedly  the 
reception  of  Guiscardo's  heart  by  Gismonda,  or 
Lorenzo's  head  by  Lisabetta,  we  could  hardly 
have  endured  it. 

Boccaccio.  Prythee,  dear  Francesco,  do  not  place 
me  over  Dante  :  I  stagger  at  the  idea  of  approach- 
ing him. 

Petrarca.  Never  think  I  am  placing  you  blindly 
or  indiscriminately.  I  have  faults  to  find  with 
you,  and  even  here.  Lisabetta  should  by  no 
means  have  been  represented  cutting  off  the  head 
of  her  lover,  "  as  well  as  she  could  "  with  a  clasp- 
knife.  This  is  shocking  and  improbable.  She 
might  have  found  it  already  cut  off  by  her  brothers, 
in  order  to  bury  the  corpse  more  commodiously 
and  expeditiously.  Nor  indeed  is  it  likely  that 
she  should  have  intrusted  it  to  her  waiting-maid, 
who  carried  home  in  her  bosom  a  treasure  so 


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dear  to  her,  and  found  so  unexpectedly  and  so 
lately. 

Boccaccio.  That  is  true :  I  will  correct  the  over- 
sight. Why  do  we  never  hear  of  our  faults  until 
everybody  knows  them,  and  until  they  stand  in 
record  against  us  ? 

Petrarca.  Because  our  ears  are  closed  to  truth 
and  friendship  for  some  time  after  the  triumphal 
course  of  composition.  We  are  too  sensitive  for 
the  gentlest  touch ;  and  when  we  really  have  the 
most  infirmity,  we  are  angry  to  be  told  that  we 
have  any. 

Boccaccio.  Ah  Francesco !  thou  art  poet  from 
scalp  to  heel :  but  what  other  would  open  his 
breast  as  thou  hast  done !  They  show  ostenta- 
tiously far  worse  weaknesses ;  but  the  most  honest 
of  the  tribe  would  forswear  himself  on  this.  Again, 
I  acknowledge  it,  you  have  reason  to  complain  of 
Lisabetta  and  Gismonda. 

Petrarca.  They  keep  the  soul  from  sinking  in 
such  dreadful  circumstances  by  the  buoyancy  of 
imagination.  The  sunshine  of  poetry  makes  the 
colour  of  blood  less  horrible,  and  draws  up  a  sha- 
dowy and  a  softening  haziness  where  the  scene 
would  otherwise  be  too  distinct.  Poems,  like 
rivers,  convey  to  their  destination  what  must  with- 
out their  appliances  be  left  unhandled :  these  to 
ports  and  arsenals,  this  to  the  human  heart. 

Boccaccio.  So  it  is  ;  and  what  is  terror  in  poetry 
is  horror  in  prose.  We  may  be  brought  too  close 
to  an  object  to  leave  any  room  for  pleasure.  TJgo- 
lino  affects  us  like  a  skeleton,  by  dry  bony  verity. 

Petrarca.  We  can  not  be  too  distinct  in  our 
images;  but  although  distinctness,  on  this  and 
most  other  occasions,  is  desirable  in  the  imitative 
arts,  yet  sometimes  in  painting,  and  sometimes  in 
poetry,  an  object  should  not  be  quite  precise.  In 
your  novel  of  Andrevola  and  Gabriotto,  you  afford 
me  an  illustration. 

Le  pareva  dal  corpo  di  lui  useire  una 
cosa  oscura  e  terribile. 

This  is  like  a  dream  :  this  is  a  dream.  Afterward, 
you  present  to  us  such  palpable  forms  and  pleasing 
colours  as  may  relieve  and  soothe  us. 

Ed  avendo  molte  rose,  blanche  e  vermi- 
glie,  colte,  perciocche  la  stagione  era. 

Boccaccio.  Surely  you  now  are  mocking  me. 
The  roses,  I  perceive,  would  not  have  been  there, 
had  it  not  been  the  season. 

Petrarca.  A  poet  often  does  more  and  better 
than  he  is  aware  at  the  time,  and  seems  at  last  to 
know  as  little  about  it  as  a  silkworm  knows  about 
the  fineness  of  her  thread. 

The  uncertain  dream  that  still  hangs  over  us  in 
the  novel,  is  intercepted  and  hindered  from  hurt- 
ing us  by  the  spell  of  the  roses,  of  the  white  and 
the  red ;  a  word  the  less  would  have  rendered  it 
incomplete.  The  very  warmth  and  geniality  of 
the  season  shed  their  kindly  influence  on  us ;  and 
we  are  renovated  and  ourselves  again  by  virtue 
of  the  clear  fountain  where  we  rest.  Nothing  of 
this  poetical  providence  comes  to  our  relief  in 


Dante,  though  we  want  it  oftener.  It  would  by 
difficult  to  form  an  idea  of  a  poem,  into  which  so 
many  personages  are  introduced,  containing  so  few 
delineations  of  character,  so  few  touches  that  ex- 
cite our  sympathy,  so  few  elementary  signs  for  our 
instruction,  so  few  topics  for  our  delight,  so  few 
excursions  for  our  recreation.  Nevertheless,  his 
powers  of  language  are  prodigious ;  and,  in  the 
solitary  places  where  he  exerts  his  force  rightly, 
the  stroke  is  irresistible.  But  how  greatly  to  be 
pitied  must  he  be,  who  can  find  nothing  in  para- 
dise better  than  sterile  theology  !  and  what  an 
object  of  sadness  and  of  consternation,  he  who 
rises  up  from  hell  like  a  giant  refreshed  ! 

Boccaccio.  Strange  perversion!  A  pillar  of 
smoke  by  day  and  of  fire  by  night ;  to  guide  no 
one.  Paradise  had  fewer  wants  for  him  to  satisfy 
than  hell  had ;  all  which  he  fed  to  repletion.  But 
let  us  rather  look  to  his  poetry  than  his  temper. 

Petrarca.  We  will  then. 

A  good  poem  is  not  divided  into  little  panes 
like  a  cathedral  window ;  which  little  panes  them- 
selves are  broken  and  blurred,  with  a  saint's  coat 
on  a  dragon's  tail,  a  doctor's  head  on  the  bosom 
of  a  virgin  martyr,  and  having  about  them  more 
lead  than  glass,  and  more  gloom  than  colouring. 
A  good  satire  or  good  comedy,  if  it  doea-not 
always  smile,  rarely  and  briefly  intermits  it, 
and  never  rages.  A  good  epic  shows  us  more 
and  more  distinctly,  at  every  book  of  it  we  open, 
the  features  and  properties  of  heroic  character,  and 
terminates  with  accomplishing  some  momentous 
action.  A  good  tragedy  shows  us  that  greater  men 
than  ourselves  have  suffered  more  severely  and  more 
unjustly ;  that  the  highest  human  power  hath  sud- 
denly fallen  helpless  and  extinct;  or,  what  is  better 
to  contemplate  and  usefuller  to  know,  that  uncon- 
trolled by  law,  unaccompanied  by  virtue,  unfollowed 
by  contentment,  its  possession  is  undesirable  and 
unsafe.  Sometimes  we  go  away  in  triumph  with 
Affliction  proved  and  purified,  and  leave  her  under 
the  smiles  of  heaven.  In  all  these  consummations 
the  object  is  excellent ;  and  here  is  the  highest 
point  to  which  poetry  can  attain.  Tragedy  has  no 
bye-paths,  no  resting-places ;  there  is  everywhere 
action  and  passion.  What  do  we  find  of  this  nature, 
or  what  of  the  epic,  in  the  Orpheus  and  Judith, 
the  Charon  and  Can  della  Scala,  the  Sinon  and 
Maestro  Adamo  ] 

Boccaccio.  Personages  strangely  confounded ! 
In  this  category  it  required  a  strong  hand  to  make 
Pluto  and  Pepe  Satan  keep  the  peace,  both  having 
the  same  pretensions,  and  neither  the  sweetest 
temper. 

Petrarca.  Then  the  description  of  Mahomet  is 
indecent  and  filthy.  Yet  Dante  is  scarcely  more 
disgusting  in  this  place,  than  he  is  insipid  and 
spiritless  in  his  allegory  of  the  marriages,  between 
Saint  Francesco  and  Poverty,  Saint  Dominico  and 
Faith.  I  speak  freely  and  plainly  to  you,  Giovanni, 
and  the  rather,  as  you  have  informed  me  that  I  have 
been  thought  invidious  to  the  reputation  of  our 
great  poet ;  for  such  he  is  transcendently,  in  the 
midst  of  his  imperfections.  Such  likewise  were 


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Ennius  and  Lucilius  in  the  same  period  of  Eoman 
literature.  They  were  equalled,  and  perhaps  ex- 
celled :  will  Dante  ever  be,  in  his  native  tongue  ? 
The  past  generations  of  his  countrymen,  the  glo- 
ries of  old  Eome,  fade  before  him  the  instant  he 
springs  upward,  but  they  impart  a  more  constant 
and  a  more  genial  delight. 

Boccaccio.  They  have  less  hair-cloth  about  them, 
and  smell  less  cloisterly ;  yet  they  are  only  choris- 
ters. 

The  generous  man,  such  as  you,  praises  and  cen- 
sures with  equal  freedom,  not  with  equal  pleasure : 
the  freedom  and  the  pleasure  of  the  ungenerous 
are  both  contracted,  and  lie  only  on  the  left  hand. 

Petrarca.  When  we  point  out  to  our  friends  an 
object  in  the  country,  do  we  wish  to  diminish  it  ? 
do  we  wish  to  show  it  overcast  1  Why  then  should 
we  in  those  nobler  works  of  creation,  God's  only 
representatives,  who  have  cleared  our  intellectual 
sight  for  us,  and  have  displayed  before  us  things 
more  magnificent  than  Nature  would  without  them 
have  revealed  1 

We  poets  are  heated  by  proximity.  Those  who 
are  gone,  warm  us  by  the  breath  they  leave  behind 
them  in  their  course,  and  only  warm  us :  those  who 
are  standing  near,  and  just  before,  fever  us.  Soli- 
tude has  kept  me  uninfected  ;  unless  you  may  hint 
perhaps  that  pride  was  my  preservative  against 
the  malignity  of  a  worse  disease. 

Boccaccio.  It  might  well  be,  though  it  were  not ; 
you  having  been  crowned  in  the  capital  of  the 
Christian  world. 

Petrarca.  That  indeed  would  have  been  some- 
thing, if  I  had  been  crowned  for  my  Christianity, 
of  which  Isuspect  there  are  better  judges  in  Rome 
than  there  are  of  poetry.  I  would  rather  be  pre- 
ferred to  my  rivals  by  the  two  best  critics  of  the 
age  than  by  all  the  others ;  who,  if  they  think  dif- 
ferently from  the  two  wisest  in  these  matters,  must 
necessarily  think  wrong. 

Bocccacio.  You  know  that  not  only  the  two  first, 
but  many  more,  prefer  you  ;  and  that  neither  they, 
nor  any  who  are  acquainted  with  your  character, 
can  believe  that  your  strictures  on  Dante  are  invi- 
dious or  uncandid. 

Petrarca.  I  am  borne  to  ward  him  by  many  strong 
impulses.  Our  families  were  banished  by  the  same 
faction  :  he  himself  and  my  father  left  Florence  on 
the  same  day,  and  both  left  it  for  ever.  This  recol- 
lection would  rather  make  me  cling  to  him  than 
cast  him  down.  Ill  fortune  has  many  and  tena- 
cious ties  :  good  fortune  has  few  and  fragile  ones. 
1  saw  our  illustrious  fellow  citizen  once  only,  and 
when  I  was  a  child.  Even  the  sight  of  such  a  poet, 
in  early  days,  is  dear  to  him  who  aspires  to  become 
one,  and  the  memory  is  always  in  his  favour.  The 
worst  I  can  recollect  to  have  said  against  his  poem 
to  others,  is,  that  the  architectural  fabric  of  the 
Inferno  is  unintelligible  without  a  long  study,  and 
only  to  be  understood  after  distracting  our  atten- 
tion from  its  inhabitants.  Its  locality  and  dimen- 
sions are  at  last  uninteresting,  and  would  better 
have  been  left  in  their  obscurity.  The  zealots  of 
Dante  compare  it,  for  invention,  with  the  infernal 


regions  of  Homer  and  Virgil.  I  am  ignorant  how 
much  the  Grecian  poet  invented,  how  much  existed 
in  the  religion,  how  much  in  the  songs  and  tradi- 
tions of  the  people.  But  surely  our  Alighieri 
has  taken  the  same  idea,  and  even  made  his  des- 
cent in  the  same  part  of  Italy,  as  ^Eneas  had  done 
before.  In  the  Odyssea  the  mind  is  perpetually 
relieved  by  variety  of  scene  and  character.  There 
are  vices  enough  in  it,  but  rising  from  lofty  or 
from  powerful  passions,  and  under  the  veil  of  mys- 
tery and  poetry :  there  are  virtues  too  enough, 
and  human  and  definite  and  practicable.  We  have 
man,  although  a  shade,  in  his  own  features,  in  his 
own  dimensions  :  he  appears  before  us  neither 
cramped  by  systems  nor  jaundiced  by  schools ;  no 
savage,  no  cit,  no  cannibal,  no  doctor.  Vigorous 
and  elastic,  he  is  such  as  poetry  saw  him  first ;  he  is 
such  as  poetry  would  ever  see  him.  In  Dante,  the 
greater  part  of  those  who  are  not  degraded,  are  de- 
bilitated and  distorted.  No  heart  swells  here,  either 
for  overpowered  valour  or  for  unrequited  love. 
In  the  shades  alone,  but  in  the  shades  of  Homer, 
does  Ajax  rise  to  his  full  loftiness  :  in  the  shades 
alone,  but  in  the  shades  of  Virgil,  is  Dido  the  arbi- 
tress  of  our  tears. 

Boccaccio.  I  must  confess  there  are  nowhere  two 
whole  cantos  in  Dante  which  will  bear  a  sustained 
and  close  comparison  with  the  very  worst  book  of 
the  Odyssea  or  the  ^Eneid  ;  that  there  is  nothing  of 
the  same  continued  and  unabated  excellence,  as 
Ovid's  in  the  contention  for  the  armour  of  Achilles; 
the  most  heroic  of  heroic  poetry,  and  only  censur- 
able, if  censurable  at  all,  because  th  e  eloquence  of  the 
braver  man  is  more  animated  and  more  persuasive 
than  his  successful  rival's.  I  do  not  think  Ovid  the 
best  poet  that  ever  lived,  but  I  think  he  wrote  the 
most  of  good  poetry,  and,  in  proportion  to  its  quan- 
tity, the  least  of  bad  or  indifferent.  The  Inferno,  the 
Purgatorio,  the  Paradiso,  are  pictures  from  the 
walls  of  our  churches  and  chapels  and  monasteries, 
some  painted  by  Giotto  and  Cimabue,  some  earlier. 
In  several  of  these  we  detect  not  only  the  cruelty, 
but  likewise  the  satire  and  indecency  of  Dante. 
Sometimes  there  is  also  his  vigour  and  simplicity, 
but  oftener  his  harshness  and  meagreness  and  dis- 
proportion. I  am  afraid  the  good  Alighieri,  like 
his  friends  the  painters,  was  inclined  to  think  the 
angels  were  created  only  to  flagellate  and  burn  us  : 
and  Paradise  only  for  us  to  be  driven  out  of  it. 
And  in  .truth,  as  we  have  seen  it  exhibited,  there 
is  but  little  hardship  in  the  case. 

The  opening  of  the  third  canto  of  the  Inferno 
has  always  been  much  admired.  There  is  indeed 
a  great  solemnity  in  the  words  of  the  inscription 
on  the  portal  of  hell :  nevertheless,  I  do  not  see 
the  necessity  for  three  verses  out  of  six.  After 

Per  me  si  va  nell'  eterno  dolore, 
it  surely  is  superfluous  to  subjoin 

Per  me  si  va  fra  la  perduta  gente ; 

for,  beside  the  perduta  gente,  who  else  can  suffer 
the  eternal  woe  ]  And  when  the  portal  has  told 
us  that "  Justice  moved  the  high  Maker  to  make  it," 


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surely  it  might  have  omitted  the  notification  that 
his  "  divine  power  "  did  it. 

Fecemi  la  divina  potestate. 

The  next  piece  of  information  I  wish  had  been 
conveyed  even  in  darker  characters,  so  that  they 
never  could  have  been  decyphered.  The  following 
line  is, 

La  somnia  Sapienza  e  '1  primo  Amore. 

If  God's  first  love  was  hell-making,  we  might 
almost  wish  his  affections  were  as  mutable  as  ours 
are  :  that  is,  if  holy  church  would  countenance  us 
therein. 

Petrarca.  Systems  of  poetry,  of  philosophy,  of 
government,  form  and  model  us  to  their  own  pro- 
portions. As  our  systems  want  the  grandeur,  the 
light,  and  the  symmetry  of  the  ancient,  we  can 
not  hope  for  poets,  philosophers,  or  statesmen,  of 
equal  dignity.  Very  justly  do  you  remark  that 
our  churches  and  chapels  and  monasteries,  and 
even  our  shrines  and  tabernacles  on  the  road-side, 
contain  in  painting  the  same  punishments  as 
Alighieri  hath  registered  in  his  poem :  and  several 
of  these  were  painted  before  his  birth.  Nor  surely 
can  you  have  forgotten  that  his  master,  Brunetto 
Latini,  composed  one  on  the  same  plan. 

The  Virtues  and  Vices,  and  persons  under  their 
influence,  appear  to  him  likewise  in  a  wood, 
wherein  he,  like  Dante,  is  bewildered.  Old  walls 
are  the  tablets  both  copy  :  the  arrangement  is  the 
devise  of  Brunetto.  Our  religion  is  too  simple  in 
its  verities,  and  too  penurious  in  its  decorations, 
for  poetry  of  high  value.  We  can  not  hope  or 
desire  that  a  pious  Italian  will  ever  have  the  auda- 
city to  restore  to  Satan  a  portion  of  his  majesty,  or 
to  remind  the  faithful  that  he  is  a  fallen  angel. 

Boccaccio.  No,  no,  Francesco;  let  us  keep  as 
much  of  him  down  as  we  can,  and  as  long. 

Petrarca.  It  might  not  be  amiss  to  remember 
that  even  human  power  is  complacent  in  security, 
and  that  Omnipotence  is  ever  omnipotent,  without 
threats  and  fulminations. 

Boccaccio.  These,  however,  are  the  main  springs 
of  sacred  poetry,  of  which  I  think  we  already  have 
enough. 

Petrarca.  But  good  enough  ] 

Boccaccio.  Even  much  better  would  produce 
less  eftect  than  that  which  has  occupied  our  ears 
from  childhood,  and  comes  sounding  and  swelling 
with  a  mysterious  voice  from  the  deep  and  dark 
recesses  of  antiquity. 

Petrarca.  I  see  no  reason  why  we  should  not 
revert,  at  times,  to  the  first  intentions  of  poetry. 
Hymns  to  the  Creator  were  its  earliest  efforts. 

Boccaccio.  I  do  not  believe  a  word  of  it,  unless 
He  himself  was  graciously  pleased  to  inspire  the 
singer ;  of  which  we  have  received  no  account. 
I  rather  think  it  originated  in  pleasurable  song, 
perhaps  of  drunkenness,  and  resembled  the  dithyr- 
ambic.  Strong  excitement  alone  could  force  and 
hurry  men  among  words  displaced  and  exagge- 
rated ideas. 

Believing  that  man  fell,  first  into  disobedience, 


next  into  ferocity  and  fratricide,  we  may  reason- 
ably believe  that  war-songs  were  among  the 
earliest  of  his  intellectual  exertions.  When  he 
rested  from  battle  he  had  leisure  to  think  of  love ; 
and  the  skies  and  the  fountains  and  the  flowers 
reminded  him  of  her,  the  coy  and  beautiful,  who 
fled  to  a  mother  from  the  ardour  of  his  pursuit. 
In  after  years  he  lost  a  son,  his  companion  in  the 
croft  and  in  the  forest :  images  too  grew  up  there, 
and  rested  on  the  grave.  A  daughter,  who  had 
wondered  at  his  strength  and  wisdom,  looked  to 
him  in  vain  for  succour  at  the  approach  of  death. 
Inarticulate  grief  gave  way  to  passionate  and 
wailing  words,  and  Elegy  was  awakened.  We 
have  tears  in  this  world  before  we  have  smiles, 
Francesco !  we  have  struggles  before  we  have 
composure ;  we  have  strife  and  complaints  before 
we  have  submission  and  gratitude.  I  am  suspi- 
cious that  if  we  could  collect  the  "  winged  words  " 
of  the  earliest  hymns,  we  should  find  that  they 
called  upon  the  Deity  for  vengeance.  Priests  and 
rulers  were  far  from  insensible  to  private  wrongs. 
Chryses  in  the  Iliad  is  willing  that  his  king  and 
country  should  be  enslaved,  so  that  his  daughter 
be  sent  back  to  him.  David  in  the  Psalms  is  no 
unimportunate  or  lukewarm  applicant  for  the 
discomfiture  and  extermination  of  his  adversaries : 
and,  among  the  visions  of  felicity,  none  brighter 
is  promised  a  fortunate  warrior,  than  to  dash  the 
infants  of  his  enemy  against  the  stones.  The 
Holy  Scriptures  teach  us  that  the  human  race  was 
created  on  the  banks  of  the  Euphrates,  and  where 
the  river  hath  several  branches.  Here  the  climate 
is  extremely  hot;  and  men,  like  birds,  in  hot 
climates,  never  sing  well.  I  doubt  whether  there 
was  ever  a  good  poet  in  the  whole  city  and  whole 
plain  of  Babylon.  Egypt  had  none  but  such  as 
she  imported.  Mountainous  countries  bear  them 
as  they  bear  the' more  fragrant  plants  and  savoury 
game.  Judaea  had  hers  :  Attica  reared  them 
among  her  thyme  and  hives :  and  Tuscany  may 
lift  her  laurels  not  a  span  below.  Never  have  the 
accents  of  poetry  been  heard  on  the  fertile  banks 
of  the  Vistula ;  and  Ovid  taught  the  borderers  of 
the  Danube  an  indigenous*  song  in  vain. 

Petrarca.  Orpheus,  we  hear,  sang  on  the  banks 
of  the  Hebrus. 

Boccaccio.  The  banks  of  the  Hebrus  may  be 
level  or  rocky,  for  what  I  know  about  them  :  but 
the  river  is  represented  by  the  poets  as  rapid  and 
abounding  in  whirlpools ;  hence,  I  presume,  it 
runs  among  rocks  and  inequalities.  Be  this  as  it 
may :  do  you  imagine  that  Thrace  in  those  early 
days  produced  a  philosophical  poet  ] 

Petrarca.  We  have  the  authority  of  history 
for  it. 

Boccaccio.  Bad  authority  too,  unless  we  sift 
and  cross-examine  it.  Undoubtedly  there  were 
narrow  paths  of  commerce,  in  very  ancient  times, 
from  the  Euxine  to  the  Caspian,  and  from  the 


*  '  Aptaque  aunt  nostris  barbara  verba  modis.' 
What  are  all  the  other  losses  of  literature  in  comparison 
with  this? 


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Caspian  to  the  kingdoms  of  the  remoter  East. 
Merchants  in  those  days  were  not  only  the  most 
adventurous,  but  the  most  intelligent  men :  and 
there  were  ardent  minds,  uninfluenced  by  a  spirit 
of  lucre,  which  were  impelled  by  the  ardour  of 
imagination  into  untravelled  regions.  Scythia 
was  a  land  of  fable,  not  only  to  the  Greeks,  but 
equally  to  the  Romans.  Thrace  was  a  land  of  fable, 
we  may  well  believe,  to  the  nearest  towns  of 
northern  India.  I  imagine  that  Orpheus,  whoever 
he  was,  brought  his  knowledge  from  that  quarter. 
We  are  too  apt  to  fancy  that  Greece  owed  every- 
thing to  the  Phoenicians  and  Egyptians.  The 
elasticity  of  her  mind  threw  off,  or  the  warmth  of 
her  imagination  transmuted,  the  greater  part 
of  her  earlier  acquisitions.  She  was  indebted  to 
Phoenicia  for  nothing  but  her  alphabet;  and  even 
these  signs  she  modified,  and  endowed  them  with 
a  portion  of  her  flexibility  and  grace. 

Petrarca.  There  are  those  who  tell  us  that 
Homer  lived  before  the  age  of  letters  in  Greece. 

Boccaccio.  I  wish  they  knew  the  use  of  them  as 
well  as  he  did.  Will  they  not  also  tell  us  that 
the  commerce  of  the  two  nations  was  carried  on 
without  the  numerals  (and  such  were  letters)  by 
which  traders  cast  up  accounts  ?  The  Phoenicians 
traded  largely  with  every  coast  of  the  Jilgean  sea  ; 
and  among  their  earliest  correspondents  were  the 
inhabitants  of  the  Greek  maritime  cities,  insular 
and  continental.  Is  it  credible  that  Cyprus,  that 
Crete,  that  Attica,  should  be  ignorant  of  the  most 
obvious  means  by  which  commerce  was  main- 
tained ?  or  that  such  means  should  be  restricted 
to  commerce,  among  a  people  so  peculiarly  fitted 
for  social  intercourse,  so  inquisitive,  so  imagina- 
tive, as  the  Greeks  ? 

Petrarca.  Certainly  it  is  not. 

Boccaccio.  The  Greeks  were  the  most  creative, 
the  Romans  the  least  creative,  of  mankind.  No 
Roman  ever  invented  anything.  Whence  then 
are  derived  the  only  two  works  of  imagination  we 
find  among  them;  the  story  of  the  Ephesiari* 
Matron,  and  the  story  of  Psyche,  $  Doubtless 
from  some  country  farther  eastward  than  Phoe- 
nicia and  Egypt.  The  authors  in  which  we  find 
these  insertions  are  of  little  intrinsic  worth. 

When  the  Thracians  became  better  known  to 
the  Greeks  they  turned  their  backs  upon  them  as 
worn-out  wonders,  and  looked  toward  the  inex- 
haustible Hyperboreans.  Among  these  too  she 
placed  wisdom  and  the  arts,  and  mounted  instru- 


*  One  similar,  and  better  conceived,  is  given  by  Du 
Halde  from  the  Chinese.  If  the  fiction  of  Psyche  had 
reached  Greece  so  early  as  the  time  of  Plato,  it  would 
have  caught  his  attention,  and  he  would  have  delivered  it 
down  to  us,  however  altered. 


ments  through  which  a  greater  magnitude  was 
given  to  the  stars. 

Petrarca.  I  will  remain  no  longer  with  you 
among  the  Thracians  or  the  Hyperboreans.  But 
in  regard  to  low  and  level  countries,  as  unproduc- 
tive of  poetry,  I  entreat  you  not  to  be  too  fanciful 
nor  too  exclusive.  Virgil  was  born  on  the  Mincio, 
and  has  rendered  the  city  of  his  birth  too  cele- 
brated to  be  mistaken. 

Boccaccio.  He  was  born  in  the  territory  of 
Mantua,  not  in  the  city.  He  sang  his  first  child's 
song  on  the  shoulders  of  the  Apennines;  his  first 
man's  under  the  shadow  of  Vesuvius. 

I  would  not  assert  that  a  great  poet  must  neces- 
sarily be  born  on  a  high  mountain :  no  indeed, 
no  such  absurdity :  but  where  the  climate  is  hot, 
the  plains  have  never  shown  themselves  friendly 
to  the  imaginative  faculties.  We  surely  have  more 
buoyant  spirits  on  the  mountain  than  below,  but 
it  is  not  requisite  for  this  effect  that  our  cradles 
should  have  been  placed  on  it. 

Petrarca.  What  will  you  say  about  Pindar ! 

Boccaccio.  I  think  it  more  probable  that  he  was 
reared  in  the  vicinity  of  Thebes  than  within  the 
walls.  For  Bceotia,  like  our  Tuscany,  has  one 
large  plain,  but  has  also  many  eminences,  and  is 
bounded  on  two  sides  by  hills. 

Look  at  the  vale  of  Capua !  Scarcely  so  much 
as  a  sonnet  was  ever  heard  from  one  end  of  it  to 
the  other ;  perhaps  the  most  spirited  thing  was 
some  Carthaginian  glee,  from  a  soldier  in  the 
camp  of  Hannibal.  Nature  seems  to  contain  in 
her  breast  the  same  milk  for  all,  but  feeding  one 
for  one  aptitude,  another  for  another ;  and,  as 
if  she  would  teach  him  a  lesson  as  soon  as  he 
could  look  about  him,  she  has  placed  the  poet 
where  the  air  is  unladen  with  the  exhalations  of 
luxuriance. 

Petrarca.  In  my  delight  to  listen  to  you  after 
so  long  an  absence,  I  have  been  too  unwary ;  and 
you  have  been  speaking  too  much  for  one  infirm. 
Greatly  am  I  to  blame,  not  to  have  moderated  my 
pleasure  and  your  vivacity.  You  must  rest  now  : 
to-morrow  we  will  renew  our  conversation. 

Boccaccio.  God  bless  thee,  Francesco !  I  shall 
be  talking  with  thee  all  night  in  my  slumbers. 
Never  have  I  seen  thee  with  such  pleasure  as  to- 
day, excepting  when  I  was  deemed  worthy  by  our 
fellow-citizens  of  bearing  to  thee,  and  of  placing 
within  this  dear  hand  of  thine,  the  sentence  of 
recall  from  banishment,  and  when  my  tears 
streamed  over  the  ordinance  as  I  read  it,  whereby 
thy  paternal  lands  were  redeemed  from  the  public 
treasury. 

Again  God  bless  thee  !  Those  tears  were  not 
quite  exhausted :  take  the  last  of  them. 


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SECOND  DAY'S  INTERVIEW. 


Petrarca.  How  have  you  slept,  Giovanni? 

Boccaccio.  Pleasantly,  soundly,  and  quite  long 
enough.  You  too  methinks  have  enjoyed  the 
benefit  of  riding;  for  you  either  slept  well  or 
began  late.  Do  you  rise  in  general  three  hours 
after  the  sun? 

Petrarca.  No  indeed. 

Boccaccio.  As  for  me,  since  you  would  not  in- 
dulge me  with  your  company  an  hour  ago,  I  could 
do  nothing  more  delightful  than  to  look  over 
some  of  your  old  letters. 

Petrarca.  Ours  are  commemorative  of  no  re- 
proaches, and  laden  with  no  regrets.  Far  from  us 

With  drooping  wing  the  epell-bound  spirit  moves 
O'er  flickering  friendships  and  extinguish t  loves. 

Boccaccio.  Ay,  but  as  I  want  no  record  of  your 
kindness  now  you  are  with  me,  I  have  been  look- 
ing over  those  to  other  persons,  on  past  occasions. 
In  the  latin  one  to  the  tribune,  whom  the  people 
at  Rome  usually  call  Rienzi,  I  find  you  address 
him  by  the  denomination  of  Nicolaus  Laurentii. 
Is  this  the  right  one  ? 

Petrarca.  As  we  Florentines  are  fond  of  omit- 
ting the  first  syllable  in  proper  names,  calling 
Luigi  Oigi,  Giovanni  Nanni,  Francesco  Cecco,  in 
like  manner  at  Rome  they  say  Renzi  for  Lorenzi, 
and  by  another  corruption  it  has  been  pronounced 
and  written  Rienzi.  Believe  me,  I  should  never 
have  ventured  to  address  the  personage  who  held 
and  supported  the  highest  dignity  on  earth,  until 
I  had  ascertained  his  appellation :  for  nobody  ever 
quite  forgave,  unless  in  the  low  and  ignorant,  a 
wrong  pronunciation  of  his  name ;  the  humblest 
being  of  opinion  that  they  have  one  of  their  own, 
and  one  both  worth  having  and  worth  knowing. 
Even  dogs,  they  observe,  are  not  miscalled.  It 
would  have  been  as  latin  in  sound,  if  not  in  struc- 
ture, to  write  Rientius  as  Laurentius :  but  it 
would  certainly  have  been  offensive  to  a  dignitary 
of  his  station,  as  being  founded  on  a  sportive  and 
somewhat  childish  familiarity. 

Boccaccio.  Ah  Francesco !  we  were  a  good  deal 
younger  in  those  days ;  and  hopes  spraag  up  before 
us  like  mushrooms  :  the  sun  produced  them,  the 
shade  produced  them,  every  hill,  every  valley,  every 
busy  and  every  idle  hour. 

Petrarca.  The  season  of  hope  precedes  but  little 
the  season  of  disappointment.  Where  the  ground 
is  unprepared,  what  harvest  can  be  expected  ?  Men 
bear  wrongs  more  easily  than  irritations ;  and  the 
Romans,  who  had  sunk  under  worse  degradation 
than  any  other  people  on  record,  rose  up  against 
the  deliverer  who  ceased  to  consult  their  igno- 
rance. I  speak  advisedly  and  without  rhetoric  on 
the  foul  depths  of  their  debasement.  The  Jews, 
led  captive  into  Egypt  and  into  Babylon,  were  left 
as  little  corrupted  as  they  were  found ;  and  per- 


haps some  of  their  vices  were  corrected  by  the 
labours  that  were  imposed  on  them.  But  the  sub- 
jugation of  the  Romans  was  effected  by  the  depra- 
vation of  their  morals,  which  the  priesthood  took 
away,  giving  them  ceremonies  and  promises  instead. 
God  had  indulged  them  in  the  exercise  of  power : 
first  the  kings  abused  it,  then  the  consuls,  then 
the  tribunes.  One  only  magistrate  was  remaining 
who  never  had  violated  it,  farther  than  in  petty 
frauds  and  fallacies  suited  to  the  occasion,  not 
having  at  present  more  within  his  reach.  It  was 
now  his  turn  to  exercise  his  functions,  and  no  less 
grievously  and  despotically  than  the  preceding  had 
done.  For  this  purpose  the  Pontifex  Maximus 
needed  some  slight  alterations  in  the  popular  be- 
lief; and  he  collected  them  from  that  Pantheon 
which  Roman  policy  had  enlarged  at  every  con- 
quest. The  priests  of  Isis  had  acquired  th«  high- 
est influence  in  the  city :  those  of  Jupiter  were 
jealous  that  foreign  gods  should  become  more  than 
supplementary  and  subordinate :  but  as  the  women 
in  general  leaned  toward  Isis,  it  was  in  vain 
to  contest  the  point,  and  prudent  to  adopt  a  little 
at  a  time  from  the  discipline  of  the  shaven  bro- 
therhood. The  names  and  titles  of  the  ancient 
gods  had  received  many  additions,  and  they  were 
often  asked  which  they  liked  best.  Different  ones 
were  now  given  them ;  and  gradually,  here  and 
there,  the  older  dropped  into  desuetude.  Then 
arose  the  star  in  the  east ;  and  all  was  manifested. 

Boccaccio.  Ay,  ay,  but  the  second  company  of 
shepherds  sang  to  a  different  tune  from  the  first, 
and  put  them  out.  Trumpeters  ran  in  among 
them,  horses  neighed,  tents  waved  their  pennons, 
and  commanders  of  armies  sought  to  raise  them- 
selves to  supreme  authority,  some  by  leading  the 
faction  of  the  ancient  faith,  and  some  by  support- 
ing the  recenter.  At  last  the  priesthood  suc- 
ceeded to  the  power  of  the  pretorian  guard,  and 
elected,  or  procured  the  election  of,  an  emperor. 
Every  man  who  loved  peace  and  quiet  took  refuge 
in  a  sanctuary,  now  so  efficient  to  protect  him ; 
and  nearly  all  who  had  attained  a  preponderance 
in  wisdom  and  erudition,  brought  them  to  bear 
against  the  worn-out  and  tottering  institutions, 
and  finally  to  raise  up  the  coping-stone  of  an  edifice 
which  overtopped  them  all. 

Petrarca,  At  present  we  fly  to  princes  as  we  fly 
to  caves  and  arches,  and  other  things  of  the  mere 
earth,  for  shelter  and  protection. 

Boccaccio.  And  when  they  afford  it  at  all,  they 
afford  it  with  as  little  care  and  knowledge.  Like 
Egyptian  embalmers,  they  cast  aside  the  brains  as 
useless  or  worse,  but  carefully  swathe  up  all  that 
is  viler  and  heavier,  and  place  it  in  their  painted 
catacombs. 

Petrarca.  What  Dante  saw  in  his  day,  we  see 
in  ours.  The  danger  is,  lest  first  the  wiser,  and 


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soon  afterward  the  unwiser,  in  abhorrence  at  the 
presumption  and  iniquity  of  the  priesthood,  should 
abandon  religion  altogether,  when  it  is  forbidden 
to  approach  her  without  such  company. 

Boccaccio.  Philosophy  is  but  the  calix  of  that 
plant  of  paradise,  religion.  Detach  it,  and  it  dies 
away ;  meanwhile  the  plant  itself,  supported  by 
its  proper  nutriment,  retains  its  vigour. 

Petrarca.  The  good  citizen  and  the  calm  rea- 
soner  come  at  once  to  the  same  conclusion  ;  that 
philosophy  can  never  hold  many  men  together ; 
that  religion  can ;  and  those  who  without  it 
would  not  let  philosophy,  nor  law,  nor  humanity 
exist.  Therefore  it  is  our  duty  and  interest  to 
remove  all  obstruction  from  it ;  to  give  it  air,  light, 
space,  and  freedom ;  carrying  in  our  hands  a 
scourge  for  fallacy,  a  chain  for  cruelty,  and  an 
irrevocable  ostracism  for  riches  that  riot  in  the 
house  of  God. 

Boccaccio.  Moderate  wealth  is  quite  enough  to 
teach  with. 

Petrarca.  The  luxuryand  rapacity  of  the  church, 
together  with  the  insolence  of  the  barons,  excited 
that  discontent  which  emboldened  Nicolode  Rienzi 
to  assume  the  station  of  tribune.  Singular  was 
the  prudence,  and  opportune  the  boldness,  he 
manifested  at  first.  His  modesty,  his  piety,  his 
calm  severity,  his  unbiassed  justice,  won  to  him 
the  affections  of  every  good  citizen,  and  struck 
horror  into  the  fastnesses  of  every  castellated 
felon.  He  might  by  degrees  have  restored  the 
republic  of  Rome,  had  he  preserved  his  mode- 
ration :  he  might  have  become  the  master  of 
Italy,  had  he  continued  the  master  of  himself : 
but  he  allowed  the  weakest  of  the  passions  to  run 
away  with  him  :  he  fancied  he  could  not  inebriate 
himself  soon  enough  with  the  intemperance  of 
power.  He  called  for  seven  crowns,  and  placed 
them  successively  on  his  head.  He  cited  Lewis  of 
Bavaria  and  Charles  of  Bohemia  to  appear  and 
plead  their  causes  before  him;  and  lastly,  not 
content  with  exasperating  and  concentrating  the 
hostility  of  barbarians,  he  set  at  defiance  the  best 
and  highest  feelings  of  his  more  instructed  coun- 
trymen, and  displayed  his  mockery  of  religion 
and  decency  by  bathing  in  the  porphyry  font  of 
the  Lateran.  How  my  soul  grieved  for  his  defec- 
tion !  How  bitterly  burst  forth  my  complaints, 
when  he  ordered  the  imprisonment  of  Stefano 
Colonna  in  his  ninetieth  year !  For  these  atro- 
cities you  know  with  what  reproaches  I  assailed 
him,  traitor  as  he  was  to  the  noblest  cause  that 
ever  strung  the  energies  of  mankind.  For  this 
cause,  under  his  auspices,  I  had  abandoned  all 
hope  of  favour  and  protection  from  the  pontiff :  I 
had  cast  into  peril,  almost  into  perdition,  the  friend- 
ship, familiarity,  and  love  of  the  Colonnas.  Even 
you,  Giovanni,  thought  me  more  rash  than  you 
would  say  you  thought  me,  and  wondered  at  seeing 
me  whirled  along  with  the  tempestuous  triumphs 
that  seemed  mounting  toward  the  Capitol.  It  is 
only  in  politics  that  an  actor  appears  greater  by 
the  magnitude  of  the  theatre ;  and  we  readily  and 
enthusiastically  give  way  to  the  deception.  In- 


deed, whenever  a  man  capable  of  performing  great 
and  glorious  actions  is  emerging  from  obscurity, 
it  is  our  duty  to  remove,  if  we  can,  all  obstruction 
from  before  him ;  to  increase  his  scope  and  his 
powers,  to  extoll  and  amplify  his  virtues.  This  is 
always  requisite,  and  often  insufficient,  to  counter- 
act the  workings  of  malignity  round  about  him. 
But  finding  him  afterward  false  and  cruel,  and, 
instead  of  devoting  himself  to  the  commonwealth, 
exhausting  it  by  his  violence  and  sacrificing  it  to 
his  vanity,  then  it  behoves  us  to  stamp  the  foot, 
and  to  call  in  the  people  to  cast  down  the  idol. 
For  nothing  is  so  immoral  or  pernicious  as  to  keep 
up  the  illusion  of  greatness  in  wicked  men.  Their 
crimes,  because  they  have  fallen  into  the  gulf  of 
them,  we  call  misfortunes;  and,  amid  ten  thousand 
mourners,  grieve  only  for  him  who  made  them  so. 
Is  this  reason  1  is  this  humanity  ? 
Boccaccio.  Alas  !  it  is  man. 
Petrarca.  Can  we  wonder  then  that  such 
wretches  have  turned  him  to  such  purposes'? 
The  calmness,  the  sagacity,  the  sanctitude  of 
Rienzi,  in  the  ascent  to  his  elevation,  rendered 
him  only  the  more  detestable  for  his  abuse  of 
power. 

Boccaccio.  Surely  the  man  grew  mad. 
Petrarca.  Men  often  give  the  hand  to  the  mad- 
ness that  seizes  them.  He  yielded  to  pride  and 
luxury  :  behind  them  came  jealousy  and  distrust ; 
fear  followed  these,  and  cruelty  followed  fear. 
Then  the  intellects  sought  the  subterfuge  that  be- 
wildered them ;  and  an  ignoble  flight  was  precluded 
by  an  ignominious  death. 

Boccaccio.  No  mortal  is  less  to  be  pitied,  or 
more  to  be  detested,  than  he  into  whose  hands  are 
thrown  the  fortunes  of  a  nation,  and  who  squanders 
them  away  in  the  idle  gratification  of  his  pride 
and  his  ambition.  Are  not  these  already  grati- 
fied to  the  full  by  the  confidence  and  deference  of 
his  countrymen?  Can  silks,  and  the  skins  of 
animals,  can  hammered  metals  and  sparkling 
stones,  enhance  the  value  of  legitimate  dominion 
over  the  human  heart?  Can  a  wise  man  be  de- 
sirous of  having  a  less  wise  successor  ?  And,  of  all 
the  world,  would  he  exhibit  this  inferiority  in  a 
son  ?  Irrational  as  are  all  who  aim  at  despotism, 
this  is  surely  the  most  irrational  of  their  specula- 
tions. Vulgar  men  are  more  anxious  for  title  and 
decoration  than  for  power ;  and  notice,  in  their 
estimate,  is  preferable  to  regard.  We  ought  as 
little  to  mind  the  extinction  of  such  existences  as 
the  dying  down  of  a  favourable  wind  in  the  pro- 
secution of  a  voyage.  They  are  fitter  for  the  cal- 
endar than  for  history,  and  it  is  well  when  we  find 
them  in  last  year's. 

Petrarca.  What  a  year  was  Rienzi's  last  to  me ! 
What  an  extinction  of  all  that  had  not  been  yet 
extinguished  !  Visionary  as  was  the  flash  of  his 
glory,  there  was  another  more  truly  so,  which  this, 
my  second  great  loss  and  sorrow,  opened  again 
before  me. 

Verona  !  loveliest  of  cities,  but  saddest  to  my 
memory!  while  the  birds  were  singing  in  thy 
cypresses  the  earliest  notes  of  spring,  the  blithest 


818 


PENTAMERON. 


of  hope,  the  tenderest  of  desire,  she,  my  own 
Laura,  fresh  as  the  dawn  around  her,  stood  be- 
fore me.  It  was  her  transit ;  I  knew  it  ere  she 
spake.* 

O  Giovanni !  the  heart  that  has  once  been 
bathed  in  love's  pure  fountain,  retains  the  pulse  of 
youth  for  ever.  Death  can  only  take  away  the 
sorrowful  from  our  affections  :  the  flower  expands  ; 
the  colourless  film  that  enveloped  it  falls  off  and 
perishes. 

Boccaccio,  We  may  well  believe  it :  and,  believ- 
ing it,  let  us  cease  to  be  disquieted  for  their  ab- 
sence who  have  but  retired  into  another  chamber. 
We  are  like  those  who  have  overslept  the  hour  : 
when  we  rejoin  our  friends,  there  is  only  the  more 
joyance  and  congratulation.  Would  we  break  a 
precious  vase,  because  it  is  as  capable  of  contain- 
ing the  bitter  as  the  sweet  ?  No  :  the  very  things 
which  touch  us  the  most  sensibly  are  those  which 
we  should  be  the  most  reluctant  to  forget.  The 
noble  mansion  is  most  distinguished  by  the  beauti- 
ful images  it  retains  of  beings  past  away ;  and  so 
is  the  noble  mind. 

The  damps  of  autumn  sink  into  the  leaves  and 
prepare  them  for  the  necessity  of  their  fall :  and 
thus  insensibly  are  we,  as  years  close  round  us, 
detached  from  our  tenacity  of  life  by  the  gentle 
pressure  of  recorded  sorrows.  When  the  graceful 
dance  and  its  animating  music  are  over,  and  the 
clapping  of  hands  (so  lately  linked)  hath  ceased  ; 
when  youth  and  comeliness  and  pleasantry  are 
departed, 

Who  would  desire  to  spend  the  following  day 
Among  the  extinguisht  lamps,  the  faded  wreaths, 
The  dust  and  desolation  left  behind  ? 

But  whether  we  desire  it  or  not,  we  must  sub- 
mit. He  who  hath  appointed  our  days  hath 
placed  their  contents  within  them,  and  our  efforts 
can  neither  cast  them  out  nor  change  their  quality. 
In  our  present  mood  we  will  not  dwell  too  long  on 
this  subject,  but  rather  walk  forth  into  the  world, 
and  look  back  again  on  the  bustle  of  life.  Neither 
of  us  may  hope  to  exert  in  future  any  extraordi- 
nary influence  on  the  political  movements  of  our 
country,  by  our  presence  or  intervention :  yet 
surely  it  is  something  to  have  set  at  defiance  the 
mercenaries  who  assailed  us,  and  to  have  stood 
aloof  from  the  distribution  of  the  public  spoils.  I 
have  at  all  times  taken  less  interest  than  you  have 
taken  in  the  affairs  of  Rome ;  for  the  people  of 
that  city  neither  are,  nor  were  of  old,  my 
favourites. 

It  appears  to  me  that  there  are  spots  accursed, 
spots  doomed  to  eternal  sterility;  and  Rome  is 
one  of  them.  No  gospel  announces  the  glad  tid- 
ings of  resurrection  to  a  fallen  nation.  Once 
down,  and  down  for  ever.  The  Babylonians,  the 
Macedonians,  the  Romans,  prove  it.  Babylon  is 
a  desart,  Macedon  a  den  of  thieves,  Rome  (what 
is  written  as  an  invitation  on  the  walls  of  her 


*  This  event  is  related  by  Petrarca  as  occurring  on  the 
sixth  of  April,  the  day  of  her  decease. 


streets)  one  vast  immondezzaio,  morally  and  sub- 
stantially. 

Petrarca.  The  argument  does  not  hold  good 
throughout.  Persia  was  conquered  :  yet  Persia 
long  afterward  sprang  up  again  with  renovated 
strength  and  courage,  and  Sapor  mounted  his 
war-horse  from  the  crouching  neck  of  Valentinian. 
In  nearly  all  the  campaigns  with  the  Romans  she 
came  off  victorious  :  none  of  her  kings  or  gene- 
rals was  ever  led  in  triumph  to  the  Capitol ;  but 
several  Roman  emperors  lay  prostrate  on  their 
purple  in  the  fields  of  Parthia.  Formidable  at 
home,  victorious  over  friends  and  relatives,  their 
legions  had  seized  and  subdivided  the  arable  plains 
of  Campania  and  the  exuberant  pastures  of  the  Po; 
but  the  glebe  that  bordered  the  Araxes  was  un- 
broken by  them.  Persia,  since  those  times,  has 
passed  through  many  vicissitudes,  of  defeat  and 
victory,  of  obscurity  and  glory :  and  why  may  not 
our  country  ?  Let  us  take  hopes  where  we  can 
find  them,  and  raise  them  where  we  find  none. 

Boccaccio.  In  some  places  we  may ;  in  others, 
the  fabric  of  hopes  is  too  arduous  an  undertaking. 
When  I  was  in  Rome  nothing  there  reminded  me 
of  her  former  state,  until  I  saw  a  goose  in  the 
grass  under  the  Capitoline  hill.  This  perhaps  was 
the  only  one  of  her  inhabitants  that  had  not  de- 
generated. Even  the  dogs  looked  sleepy,  mangy, 
suspicious,  perfidious,  and  thievish.  The  goose 
meanwhile  was  making  his  choice  of  herbage 
about  triumphal  arches  and  monumental  columns, 
and  picking  up  worms ;  the  surest  descendants, 
the  truest  representatives,  and  enjoying  the  in- 
alienable succession,  of  the  Caesars.  This  is  all 
that  goose  or  man  can  do  at  Rome.  She,  I  think, 
will  be  the  last  city  to  rise  from  the  dead. 

Petrarca.  There  is  a  trumpet,  and  on  earth, 
that  shall  awaken  even  her. 

Boccaccio.  I  should  like  to  live  and  be  pre- 
sent. 

Petrarca.  This  can  not  be  expected.  But  you 
may  live  many  years,  and  see  many  things  to 
make  you  happy.  For  you  will  not  close  the  doors 
too  early  in  the  evening  of  existence  against  the 
visits  of  renovating  and  cheerful  thoughts,  which 
keep  our  lives  long  up,  and  help  them  to  sink  at 
last  without  pain  or  pressure. 

Boccaccio.  Another  year  or  two  perhaps,  with 
God's  permission.  Fra  Biagio  felt  my  pulse  on 
Wednesday,  and  cried,  "  Courage  !  ser  Giovanni ! 
there  is  no  danger  of  Paradise  yet :  the  Lord 
forbid!" 

"  Faith  !"  said  I,  "Fra  Biagio  !  I  hope  there  is 
not.  What  with  prayers  and  masses,  I  have  planted 
a  foot  against  my  old  homestead,  and  will  tug 
hard  to  remain  where  I  am." 

"  A  true  soldier  of  the  faith  !"  quoth  Fra  Biagio, 
and  drank  a  couple  of  flasks  to  my  health.  No- 
thing else,  he  swore  to  Assunta,  would  have 
induced  him  to  venture  beyond  one ;  he  hating 
all  excesses,  they  give  the  adversary  such  advan- 
tage over  us  ;  although  God  is  merciful  and  makes 
allowances. 

Petrarca.  Impossible  as  it  is  to  look  far  and 


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with  pleasure  into  the  future,  what  a  privilege  is 
it,  how  incomparably  greater  than  any  other  that 
genius  can  confer,  to  be  able  to  direct  the  back- 
ward flight  of  fancy  and  imagination  to  the  reces- 
ses they  most  delighted  in ;  to  be  able,  as  the 
shadows  lengthen  in  our  path,  to  call  up  before 
us  the  youth  of  our  sympathies  in  all  their  tender- 
ness and  purity ! 

Boccaccio,  Mine  must  have  been  very  pure,  I 
suspect,  for  I  am  sure  they  were  very  tender.  But 
I  need  not  call  them  up  ;  they  come  readily  enough 
of  their  own  accord ;  and  I  find  it  perplexing  at 
times  to  get  entirely  rid  of  them.  Sighs  are  very 
troublesome  when  none  meet  them  half-way. 
The  worst  of  mine  now  are  while  I  am  walking 
uphill.  Even  to  walk  upstairs,  which  used  occa- 
sionally to  be  as  pleasant  an  exercise  as  any, 
grows  sadly  too  much  for  me.  For  which  rea- 
son I  lie  here  below ;  and  it  is  handier  too  for 
Assunta. 

Petrarca.  Very  judicious  and  considerate.  In 
high  situations,  like  Certaldo  and  this  villetta, 
there  is  no  danger  from  fogs  or  damps  of  any  kind. 
The  skylark  yonder  seems  to  have  made  it  her 
first  station  in  the  air. 

Boccaccio.  To  welcome  thee,  Francesco  ! 

Petrarca.  Eather  say,  to  remind  us  both  of  our 
Dante.  AH  the  verses  that  ever  were  written  on 
the  nightingale  are  scarcely  worth  the  beautiful 
triad  of  this  divine  poet  on  the  lark. 

La  lodoletta  che  in  aere  si  spazia, 
Prima  cantando,  e  poi  tace  contenta 
Dell'  ultima  dolcezza  che  la  sazia. 

In  the  first  of  them  do  not  you  see  the  twinkling 
of  her  wings  againt  the  sky  ]  As  often  as  I  repeat 
them  my  ear  is  satisfied,  my  heart  (like  her's) 
contented. 

Boccaccio.  I  agree  with  you  in  the  perfect  and 
unrivalled  beauty  of  the  first ;  but  in  the  third 
there  is  a  redundance.  Is  not  contenta  quite 
enough,  without  che  la  sazia?  The  picture  is 
before  us,  the  sentiment  within  us,  and  behold  ! 
we  kick  when  we  are  full  of  manna. 

Petrarca.  I  acknowledge  the  correctness  and 
propriety  of  your  remark ;  and  yet  beauties  in 
poetry  must  be  examined  as  carefully  as  blemishes, 
and  even  more ;  for  we  are  more  easily  led  away 
by  them,  although  we  do  not  dwell  on  them  so 
long.  We  two  should  never  be  accused,  in  these 
days,  of  malevolence  to  Dante,  if  the  whole  world 
heard  us.  Being  here  alone,  we  may  hazard  our 
opinions  even  less  guardedly,  and  set  each  other 
right  as  we  see  occasion. 

Boccaccio.  Come  on  then ;  I  will  venture.  I  will 
go  back  to  find  fault;  I  will  seek  it  even  in 
Francesca. 

To  hesitate,  and  waver,  and  turn  away  from  the 
subject,  was  proper  and  befitting  in  her.  The 
verse,  however,  in  no  respect  satisfies  me.  Any- 
one would  imagine  from  it  that  Galeotto  was  really 
both  the  title  of  the  book  and  the  name  of  the 
author ;  neither  of  which  is  true.  Galeotto,  in  the 
Tavola  Ritonda,  is  the  person  who  interchanges 
the  correspondence  between  Lancilotto  and 


Ginevra.  The  appellation  is  now  become  the 
generic  of  all  men  whose  business  it  is  to  promote 
the  success  of  others  in  illicit  love.  Dante  was 
stimulated  in  his  satirical  vein,  when  he  attributed 
to  Francesca  a  ludicrous  expression,  which  she  was 
very  unlikely  in  her  own  nature,  and  greatly  more 
so  in  her  state  of  suffering,  to  employ  or  think  of, 
whirled  round  as  she  was  incessantly  with  her 
lover.  Neither  was  it  requisite  to  say,  "  the  book 
was  a  Galeotto,  and  so  was  the  author,"  when  she 
had  said  already  that  a  passage  in  it  had  seduced 
her.  Omitting  this  unnecessary  and  ungraceful 
line,  her  confusion  and  her  delicacy  are  the  more 
evident,  and  the  following  comes  forth  with  fresh 
beauty.  In  the  commencement  of  her  speech 
I  wish  these  had  likewise  been  omitted, 
E  cio  sa  il  tuo  dottore ; 

since  he  knew  no  more  about  it  than  anybody  else. 
As  we  proceed,  there  are  passages  in  which  I  can 
not  find  my  way,  and  where  I  suspect  the  poet 
could  not  show  it  me.  For  instance,  is  it  not 
strange  that  Briareus  should  be  punished  in  the 
same  way  as  Nimrod,  when  Nimrod  sinned  against 
the  living  God;  and  when  Briareus  attempted  to 
overthrow  one  of  the  living  God's  worst  anta- 
gonists, Jupiter?  an  action  which  our  blessed  Lord, 
and  the  doctors  of  the  holy  church,  not  only 
attempted,  but  (to  their  glory  and  praise  for  ever- 
more) accomplished. 

Petrarca.  Equally  strange  that  Brutus  and 
Cassius  (a  remark  which  escaped  us  in  our  mention 
of  them  yesterday)  should  be  placed  in  the  hottest 
pit  of  hell  for  slaying  Caesar,  and  that  Cato,  who 
would  have  done  the  same  thing  with  less  com- 
punction, should  be  appointed  sole  guardian  and 
governor  of  purgatory. 

Boccaccio.  What  interest  could  he  have  made  to 
be  promoted  to  so  valuable  a  post,  in  preference  to 
doctors,  popes,  confessors,  and  fathers  ]  Wonder- 
ful indeed  !  and  they  never  seemed  to  take  it  much 
amiss. 

Petrarca.  Alighieri  not  only  throws  together 
the  most  opposite  and  distant  characters,  but  even 
makes  Jupiter  and  our  Saviour  the  same  person. 

E  se  lecito  m'  6,  o  sommo  Glove  ! 
Che  fosti  in  terra  per  noi  crocijisso. 

Boccaccio.  Jesus  Christ  ought  no  more  to  be 
called  Jupiter  than  Jupiter  ought  to  be  called 
Jesus  Christ. 

Petrarca.  In  the  whole  of  the  Inferno  I  find 
only  the  descriptions  of  Francesca  and  of  Ugolino 
at  all  admirable.  Vigorous  expressions  there  are 
many,  but  lost  in  their  application  to  base  objects ; 
and  insulated  thoughts  in  high  relief,  but  with 
everything  crumbling  round  them.  Propor- 
tionally to  the  extent,  there  is  a  scantiness  of 
poetry,  if  delight  is  the  purpose  or  indication  of 
it.  Intensity  shows  everywhere  the  powerful 
master :  and  yet  intensity  is  not  invitation.  A 
great  poet  may  do  everything  but  repell  us. 
Established  laws  are  pliant  before  him :  neverthe- 
less his  office  hath  both  its  duties  and  its  limits. 

Boccaccio.  The  simile  in  the  third  canto,  the 


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satire  at  the  close  of  the  fourth,  and  the  descrip- 
tion at  the  commencement  of  the  eighth,  if  not 
highly  admirable,  are  what  no  ordinary  poet  could 
have  produced. 

Petrarca.  They  are  streaks  of  light  in  a  thunder- 
cloud. You  might  have  added  the  beginning  of 
the  twenty-seventh,  in  which  the  poetry  of  itself 
is  good,  although  not  excellent,  and  the  subject  of 
it  assuages  the  weariness  left  on  us,  after  passing 
through  so  many  holes  and  furnaces,  and  under- 
going the  dialogue  between  Simon  and  master 
Adam. 

Boccaccio.  I  am  sorry  to  be  reminded  of  this. 
It  is  like  the  brawl  of  the  two  fellows  in  Horace's 
Journey  to  Brundusium.  They  are  the  straitest 
parallels  of  bad  wit  and  bad  poetry  that  ancient 
and  modern  times  exhibit.  Ought  I  to  speak  so 
sharply  of  poets  who  elsewhere  have  given  me  so 
great  delight  1 

Petrarca.  Surely  you  ought.  No  criticism  is 
less  beneficial  to  an  author  or  his  reader  than  one 
tagged  with  favour  and  tricked  with  courtesy. 
The  gratification  of  our  humours  is  not  the  intent 
and  scope  of  criticism,  and  those  who  indulge  in 
it  on  such  occasions  are  neither  wise  nor  honest. 

Boccaccio.  I  never  could  see  why  we  should 
designedly  and  prepensely  give  to  one  writer  more 
than  his  due,  to  another  less.  If  we  offer  an 
honest  man  ten  crowns  when  we  owe  him  only 
five,  he  is  apt  to  be  offended.  The  perfumer  and 
druggist  weigh  out  the  commodity  before  them  to 
a  single  grain.  If  they  do  it  with  odours  and 
powders,  should  not  we  attempt  it  likewise,  in 
what  is  either  the  nutriment  or  the  medicine  of 
the  mind  ?  I  do  not  wonder  that  Criticism  has 
never  yet  been  clear-sighted  and  expert  among 
us :  I  do,  that  she  has  never  been  dispassionate 
and  unprejudiced.  There  are  critics  who,  lying 
under  no  fear  of  a  future  state  in  literature,  and 
all  whose  hope  is  for  the  present  day,  commit  in- 
justice without  compunction.  Every  one  of  these 
people  has  some  favourite  object  for  the  embraces 
of  his  hatred,  and  a  figure  of  straw  will  never 
serve  the  purpose.  He  must  throw  his  stone  at 
what  stands  out ;  he  must  twitch  the  skirt  of  him 
who  is  ascending.  Do  you  imagine  that  the  worst 
writers  of  any  age  were  treated  with  as  much 
asperity  as  you  and  I  ?  No,  Francesco  !  give  the 
good  folks  their  due  :  they  are  humaner  to  their 
fellow-creatures. 

Petrarca.  Disregarding  the  ignorant  and  pre- 
sumptuous, we  have  strengthened  our  language 
by  dipping  it  afresh  in  its  purer  and  higher 
source,  and  have  called  the  Graces  back  to  it. 
We  never  have  heeded  how  Jupiter  would  have 
spoken,  but  only  how  the  wisest  men  would,  and 
how  words  follow  the  movements  of  the  mind. 
There  are  rich  and  copious  veins  of  mineral  in 
regions  far  remote  from  commerce  and  habita- 
tions :  these  veins  are  useless :  so  are  those 
writings  of  which  the  style  is  uninviting  and 
inaccessible,  through  its  ruggedness,  its  chasms, 
its  points,  its  perplexities,  its  obscurity.  There 
are  scarcely  three  authors,  beside  yourself,  who 


appear  to  heed  whether  any  guest  will  enter  the 
gate,  quite  satisfied  with  the  consciousness  that 
they  have  stores  within.  Such  wealth,  in  another 
generation,  maybe  curious,  but  can  not  be  current. 
When  a  language  grows  up  all  into  stalk,  and 
its  flowers  begin  to  lose  somewhat  of  their  cha- 
racter, we  must  go  forth  into  the  open  fields, 
through  the  dingles,  and  among  the  mountains, 
for  fresh  seed.  Our  ancestors  did  this,  no  very 
long  time  ago.  Foremost  in  zeal,  in  vigour  and 
authority,  Alighieri  took  on  himself  the  same 
patronage  and  guardianship  of  our  adolescent 
dialect,  as  Homer  of  the  Greek :  and  my  Gio- 
vanni hath  since  endowed  it  so  handsomely,  that 
additional  bequests,  we  may  apprehend,  will  only 
corrupt  its  principles,  and  render  it  lax  and 
lavish. 

Boccaccio.  Beware  of  violating  those  canons  of 
criticism  you  have  just  laid  down.  We  have  no 
right  to  gratify  one  by  misleading  another,  nor, 
when  we  undertake  to  show  the  road,  to  bandage 
the  eyes  of  him  who  trusts  us  for  his  conductor.  In 
regard  to  censure,  those  only  speak  ill  who  speak 
untruly,  unless  a  truth  be  barbed  by  malice  and 
aimed  by  passion.  To  be  useful  to  as  many  as 
possible  is  the  especial  duty  of  a  critic,  and  his 
utility  can  only  be  attained  by  rectitude  and  pre- 
cision. He  walks  in  a  garden  which  is  not  his 
own  ;  and  he  neither  must  gather  the  blossoms  to 
embellish  his  discourse,  nor  break  the  branches 
to  display  his  strength.  Bather  let  him  point  to 
what  is  out  of  order,  and  help  to  raise  what  is  lying 
on  the  ground. 

Petrarca.  Auditors,  and  readers  in  general, 
come  to  hear  or  read,  not  your  opinion  delivered, 
but  their  own  repeated.  Fresh  notions  are  as 
disagreeable  to  some  as  fresh  air  to  others ;  and 
this  inability  to  bear  them  is  equally  a  symptom 
of  disease.  Impatience  and  intolerance  are  sure 
to  be  excited  at  any  check  to  admiration  in  the 
narratives  of  Ugolino  and  of  Francesca :  nothing 
is  to  be  abated  :  they  are  not  only  to  be  admirable, 
but  entirely  faultless. 

Boccaccio.  You  have  proved  to  me  that,  in 
blaming  our  betters,  we  ourselves  may  sometimes 
be  unblamed.  When  authors  are  removed  by 
death  beyond  the  reach  of  irritation  at  the  touch 
of  an  infirmity,  we  best  consult  their  glory  by 
handling  their  works  comprehensively  and  un- 
sparingly. Vague  and  indefinite  criticism  suits 
only  slight  merit,  and  presupposes  it.  Linea- 
ments irregular  and  profound  as  Dante's  are 
worthy  of  being  traced  with  patience  and  fidelity. 
In  the  charts  of  our  globe  we  find  distinctly 
marked  the  promontories  and  indentations,  and 
oftentimes  the  direction  of  unprofitable  marshes 
and  impassable  sands  and  wildernesses  :  level  sur- 
faces are  unnoted.  I  would  not  detract  one  atom 
from  the  worth  of  Dante ;  which  can  not  be  done 
by  summing  it  up  exactly,  but  may  be  by  negli- 
;ence  in  the  computation. 

Petrarca.  Your  business,  in  the  lectures,  is  not 
to  show  his  merits,  but  his  meaning  ;  and  to  give 
only  so  much  information  as  may  be  given  without 


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offence  to  the  factious.     Whatever  you  do  beyond 
is  for  yourself,  your  friends,  and  futurity. 

Boccaccio.  I  may  write  more  lectures,  but  never 
shall  deliver  them  in  person,  as  the  first.     Pro- 
bably, so  near  as  I  am  to  Florence,  and  so  dear  as 
Florence  hath  always  been  to  me,  I  shall  see  tha' 
city  no  more.     The  last  time  I  saw  it,  I  only 
passed  through.     Four  years  ago,  you  remember 
I  lost  my  friend  Acciaioli.    Early  in  the  summer 
of  the  preceding,  his  kindness  had  induced  him 
to  invite  me  again  to  Naples,  and  I  undertook  a 
journey  to  the  place  where  my  life  had  been  too 
happy.    There  are  many  who  pay  dearly  for  sun 
shine  early  in  the  season :  many,  for  pleasure  in 
the  prime  of  life.     After  one  day  lost  in  idleness 
at  Naples,  if  intense  and  incessant  thoughts  (how 
ever  fruitless)  may  be  called  so,  I  proceeded  by 
water  to  Sorento,  and  thence  over  the  mountain! 
to  Amain.  Here,  amid  whatever  is  most  beautifu' 
and  most  wonderful  in  scenery,  I  found  the  Senis 
calco.  His  palace,  hisgardens,  his  terraces,  his  woods, 
abstracted  his  mind  entirely  from  the  solicitudes 
of  state;  and  I  was  gratified  at  finding  in  the 
absolute  ruler  of  a  kingdom,  the  absolute  master 
of  his  time.     Rare  felicity  !  and  he  enjoyed  it  the 
more  after  the  toils  of  business  and  the  intricacies 
of  policy.     His  reception  of  me  was  most  cordial. 
He  showed  me  his  long  avenues  of  oranges  and 
citrons :  he  helped  me  to  mount  the  banks  oJ 
slippery  short  herbage,  whence  we  could  look  down 
on  their  dark  masses,  and  their  broad  irregu- 
lar belts,  gemmed  with  golden  fruit  and  sparkling 
flowers.     We  stood   high  above  them,  but  not 
above  their  fragrance,  and  sometimes  we  wished 
the  breeze  to  bring  us  it,  and  sometimes  to  carry 
a  part  of  it  away  :  and  the  breeze  came  and  went 
as  if  obedient  to  our  volition.     Another  day  he 
conducted  me  farther  from  the  palace,  and  showed 
me,  with  greater  pride  than  I  had  ever  seen  in 
him  before,  the  pale-green  olives,  on  little  smooth 
plants,  the  first  year  of  their  bearing.     "  I  will 
teach  my  people  here,"  said  he,  "to  make  as 
delicate  oil  as  any  of  our  Tuscans."  We  had  feasts 
among  the  caverns  :  we  had  dances  by  day  under 
the  shade  of  the  mulberries,  by  night  under  the 
lamps  of  the  arcade  :  we  had  music  on  the  shore 
and  on  the  water. 

When  next  I  stood  before  him,  it  was  afar  from 
these.  Torches  flamed  through  the  pine-forest  of 
the  Certosa  :  priests  and  monks  led  the  procession : 
the  sound  of  the  brook  alone  filled  up  the  inter- 
vals of  the  dirge  :  and  other  plumes  than  the  dan- 
cers' waved  round  what  was  Acciaioli. 

Petrarca.  Since  in  his  family  there  was  nobody 
who,  from  education  or  pursuits  or  consanguinity, 
could  greatly  interest  him  ;  nobody  to  whom  so 
large  an  accumulation  of  riches  would  not  rather 
be  injurious  than  beneficial,  and  place  rather  in 
the  way  of  scoffs  and  carpings  than  exalt  to  respec- 
tability; I  regret  that  he  omitted  to  provide  for  the 
comforts  of  your  advancing  years. 

Boccaccio.  The  friend  would  not  spoil  the  phi- 
losopher. Our  judgment  grows  the  stronger  by  the 
dying-down  of  our  affections. 


Petrarca.  With  a  careful  politician  and  diploma- 
tist all  things  find  their  places  but  men  :  and  yet 
he  thinks  he  has  niched  it  nicely,  when,  as  the  gar- 
dener is  left  in  the  garden,  the  tailor  on  his  board 
at  the  casement,  he  leaves  the  author  at  his  desk : 
to  remove  him  would  put  the  world  in  confusion. 

Boccaccio.  Acciaioli  knew  me  too  well  to  sup- 
pose we  could  serve  each  other  :  and  his  own  capa- 
city was  amply  sufficient  for  all  the  exigencies  of 
the  'state.  Generous,*  kind,  constant  soul !  the 
emblazoned  window  throws  now  its  rich  mantle 
over  him,  moved  gently  by  the  vernal  air  of  Ma- 
rignole,  or,  as  the  great  chapel-door  is  opened  to 
some  visitor  of  distinction,  by  the  fresh  eastern 
breeze  from  the  valley  of  the  Elsa.  We  too  (may- 
hap) shall  be  visited  in  the  same  condition ;  but 
in  a  homelier  edifice,  but  in  a  humbler  sepulchre, 
but  by  other  and  far  different  guests  !  While  they 
are  discussing  and  sorting  out  our  merits,  which 
are  usually  first  discovered  among  the  nettles  in 
the  church-yard,  we  will  carry  this  volume  with 
us,  and  show  Dante  what  we  have  been  doing. 

Petrarca.  We  have  each  of  us  had  our  warn- 
ings :  indeed  all  men  have  them  :  and  not  only 
at  our  time  of  life,  but  almost  every  day  of  their 
existence.  They  come  to  us  even  in  youth ; 
although,  like  the  lightnings  that  are  said  to 
play  incessantly,  in  the  noon  and  in  the  morning 
and  throughout  the  year,  we  seldom  see  and  never 
look  for  them.  Come,  as  you  proposed,  let  us  now 
continue  with  our  Dante. 

TJgolino  relates  to  him  his  terrible  dream,  in 
which  he  fancied  that  he  had  seen  Gualando,  Sis- 
mondi,  and  Lanfranco,  killing  his  children  :  and 
he  says  that,  when  he  awakened,  he  heard  them 
moan  in  their  sleep.  In  such  circumstances,  his 
awakening  ought  rather  to  have  removed  the  im- 
pression he  laboured  under ;  since  it  showed  him 
the  vanity  of  the  dream,  and  afforded  him  the  con- 
solation that  the  children  were  alive.  Yet  he  adds 
immediately,  what,  if  he  were  to  speak  it  at  all,  he 
should  have  deferred, 

"  You  are  very  cruel  if  you  do  not  begin  to 
•rieve,  considering  what  my  heart  presaged  to  me  ; 
and,  if  you  do  not  weep  at  it,  what  is  it  you  are 
wont  to  weep  at  ] " 

Boccaccio.  Certainly  this  is  ill-timed  ;  and  the 
inference  would  indeed  be  better  without  it 
anywhere. 

Petrarca.  Farther  on,  in  whatever  way  we 
interpret 

Poscia  piu  che  '1  dolor  pote  '1  digiuno, 

e  poet  falls  sadly  from  his  sublimity. 

Boccaccio.  If  the  fact  were  as  he  mentions,  he 
should  have  suppressed  it,  since  we  had  already 
seen  the  most  pathetic  in  the  features,  and  the 
most  horrible  in  the  stride,  of  Famine.  Gnawing, 
not  in  hunger,  but  in  rage  and  revenge,  the  arch- 
)ishop's  scull,  is,  in  the  opinion  of  many,  rather 
udicrous  than  tremendous. 


*  This  sentiment  must  be  attributed  to  the  gratitude  of 
Joccaccio,  not  to  the  merits  of  Acciaioli,  who  treated  him 
imvorthily. 


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Petrarca.  In  mine,  rather  disgusting  than  ludi- 
crous: but  Dante  (we  must  whisper  it)  is  the  great 
master  of  the  disgusting.  When  the  ancients  wrote 
indecently  and  loosely,  they  presented  what  either 
had  something  alluring  or  something  laughable 
about  it,  and,  if  they  disgusted,  it  was  involuntarily. 
Indecency  is  the  most  shocking  in  deformity.  We 
call  indecent,  while  we  do  not  think  it,  the  naked- 
ness of  the  Graces  and  the  Loves. 

Boccaccio.  When  we  are  less  barbarous  we  shall 
become  more  familiar  with  them,  more  tolerant  of 
sliding  beauty,  more  hospitable  to  erring  passion, 
and  perhaps  as  indulgent  to  frailty  as  we  now  are 
to  ferocity.  I  wish  I  could  find  in  some  epitaph, 
"  he  loved  so  many : "  it  is  better  than,  "  he  killed 
so  many."  Yet  the  world  hangs  in  admiration 
over  this  ;  you  and  I  should  be  found  alone  before 
the  other. 

Petrarca.  Of  what  value  are  all  the  honours  we 
can  expect  from  the  wisest  of  our  species,  when 
even  the  wisest  hold  us  lighter  in  estimation  than 
those  who  labour  to  destroy  what  God  delighted 
to  create,  came  on  earth  to  ransom,  and  suffered 
on  the  cross  to  save  !  Glory  then,  glory  can  it  be, 
to  devise  with  long  study,  and  to  execute  with 
vast  exertions,  what  the  fang  of  a  reptile  or  the 
leaf  of  a  weed  accomplishes  in  an  hour  ]  Shall 
anyone  tell  me,  that  the  numbers  sent  to  death  or 
to  wretchedness  make  the  difference,  and  consti- 
tute the  great  ?  Away  then  from  the  face  of  na- 
ture as  we  see  her  daily  !  away  from  the  intermix 
able  varieties  of  animated  creatures  !  away  from 
what  is  fixed  to  the  earth  and  lives  by  the  sun 
and  dew !  Brute  inert  matter  does  it :  behold  it  in 
the  pestilence,  in  the  earthquake,  in  the  conflagra- 
tion, in  the  deluge ! 

&  Boccaccio.  Perhaps  we  shall  not  be  liked  the 
better  for  what  we  ourselves  have  written :  yet  I 
do  believe  we  shall  be  thanked  for  having  brought 
to  light,  and  for  having  sent  into  circulation,  the 
writings  of  other  men.  We  deserve  as  much, 
were  it  only  that  it  gives  people  an  opportunity 
of  running  over  us,  as  ants  over  the  images  of  gods 
in  orchards,  and  of  reaching  by  our  means  the 
less  crude  fruits  of  less  ungenial  days.  Be  this  as 
it  may,  we  have  spent  our  time  well  in  doing  it, 
and  enjoy  (what  idlers  never  can)  as  pleasant  a 
view  in  looking  back  as  forward. 

Now  do  tell  me,  before  we  say  more  of  the 
Paradiso,  what  can  I  offer  in  defence  of  the  Latin 
scraps  from  litanies  and  lauds,  to  the  number  of 
fifty  or  thereabout  1 

Petrarca.  Say  nothing  at  all,  unless  you  can 
obtain  spine  Indulgences  for  repeating  them. 

Boccaccio.  And  then  such  verses  as  these,  and 
several  score  of  no  better : 


I  credo  ch'  ei  credette  ch'  io  credessi. 
O  Jacomo,  dicea,  di  Bant  Andrea. 
Come  Livio  scrisse,  che  non  erra. 
Nel  quale  un  cinque  cento  dieci  e  cinque. 
Mille  ducento  con  sessanta  sei. 
Pepe  Satan,  Pepe  Satan,  Pepe. 
Raffael  mai  amec,  zdbe,  almt. 
Non  avria  pur  dell  orlo  fatto  crich. 


Petrarca. .  There  is  no  occasion  to  look  into  and 
investigate  a  puddle  ;  we  perceive  at  first  sight  its 
impurity ;  but  it  is  useful  to  analyse,  if  we  can, 
a  limpid  and  sparkling  water,  in  which  the  com- 
mon observer  finds  nothing  but  transparency  and 
freshness  :  for  in  this,  however  the  idle  and  igno- 
rant ridicule  our  process,  we  may  exhibit  what  is 
unsuspected,  and  separate  what  is  insalubrious. 
We  must  do  then  for  our  poet  that  which  other 
men  do  for  themselves ;  we  must  defend  him  by 
advancing  the  best  authority  for  something  as 
bad  or  worse;  and  although  it  puzzle  our  inge- 
nuity, yet  we  may  almost  make  out  in  quantity, 
and  quite  in  quality,  our  spicilege  from  Virgil 
himself.  If  younger  men  were  present,  I  would 
admonish  and  exhort  them  to  abate  no  more  of 
their  reverence  for  the  Roman  poet  on  the  demon- 
stration of  his  imperfections,  than  of  their  love 
for  a  parent  or  guardian  who  had  walked  with 
them  far  into  the  country,  and  had  shown  them 
its  many  beauties  and  blessings,  on  his  lassitude 
or  his  debility.  Never  will  such  men  receive  too 
much  homage.  He  who  can  best  discover  their 
blemishes,  will  best  appreciate  their  merit,  and 
most  zealously  guard  their  honour.  The  flippancy 
with  which  genius  is  often  treated  by  mediocrity, 
is  the  surest  sign  of  a  prostrate  mind's  inconti- 
nence and  impotence.  It  will  gratify  the  national 
pride  of  our  Florentines,  if  you  show  them  how 
greatly  the  nobler  parts  of  their  fellow-citizen 
excell  the  loftiest  of  his  Mantuan  guide. 

Boccaccio.  Of  Virgil  ? 

Petrarca.  Even  so. 

Boccaccio.  He  had  no  suspicion  of  his  equality 
with  this  prince  of  Roman  poets,  whose  footsteps 
he  follows  with  reverential  and  submissive  obse- 
quiousness. 

Petrarca.  Have  you  never  observed  that  persons 
of  high  rank  universally  treat  their  equals  with 
deference  ;  and  that  ill-bred  ones  are  often  smart 
and  captious  ?  Even  their  words  are  uttered  with 
a  brisk  and  rapid  air,  a  tone  higher  than  the 
natural,  to  sustain  the  factitious  consequence  and 
vapouring  independence  they  assume.  Small 
critics  and  small  poets  take  all  this  courage  when 
they  licentiously  shut  out  the  master ;  but  Dante 
really  felt  the  veneration  he  would  impress.  Sus- 
picion of  his  superiority  he  had  none  whatever, 
nor  perhaps  have  you  yourself  much  more. 

Boccaccio.  I  take  all  proper  interest  in  my 
author ;  I  am  sensible  to  the  duties  of  a  commen- 
tator ;  but  in  truth  I  dare  hardly  entertain  that 
exalted  notion.  I  should  have  the  whole  world 
against  me. 

Petrarca.  You  must  expect  it  for  any  exalted 
notion  ;  for  anything  that  so  startles  a  prejudice 
as  to  arouse  a  suspicion  that  it  may  be  dispelled. 
You  must  expect  it  if  you  throw  open  the  windows 
of  infection.  Truth  is  only  unpleasant  in  its 
novelty.  He  who  first  utters  it,  says  to  his  hearer, 
"  You  are  less  wise  than  I  am."  Now  who  likes 
this? 

Boccaccio.  But  surely  if  there  are  some  very  high 
places  in  our  Alighieri,  the  inequalities  are  per- 


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petual  and  vast ;  whereas  the  regularity,  the  con- 
tinuity, the  purity  of  Virgil,  are  proverbial. 

Petrarca.  It  is  only  in  literature  that  what  is 
proverbial  is  suspicious;  and  mostly  in  poetry. 
Do  we  find  in  Dante,  do  we  find  in  Ovid,  such 
tautologies  and  flatnesses  as  these, 

Quam  si  dura  silex  .  .  aut  stet  Marpessia  cautef 
Majus  adorta  nefas  .  .  majoremque  orsa  furorem. 
Anna  amens  capio  .  .  nee  tat  rationis  in  annis. 

Superatne  .  .  et  vescetur  aura 

JEtheria  .  .  neque  adhuc  credelibut  occubat  umbrisf 
Omnes  .  .  coelicolas  .  .  omnes  supera  alta  tenentes. 

Scuta  latentia  condunt. 
Has  inter  voces  .  .  media  inter  talia  verba. 
Finem  dedit  .  .  ore  loquendi. 
Insonuere  cavas  .  .  tonitumque  dedere  cavernce. 
Ferro  accitam  .  .  crebrisque  bipennibus. 
Nee  nostri  generis  puerum  .  .  nee  tanguinis. 

Boccaccio.  These  things  look  very  ill  in  Latin ; 
and  yet  they  had  quite  escaped  my  observation. 
We  often  find,  in  the  Psalms  of  David,  one  section 
of  a  sentence  placed  as  it  were  in  symmetry  with 
another,  and  not  at  all  supporting  it  by  present- 
ing the  same  idea.  It  is  a  species  of  piety  to  drop 
the  nether  lip  in  admiration  ;  but  in  reality  it  is 
not  only  the  modern  taste  that  is  vitiated ;  the 
ancient  is  little  less  so,  although  differently.  To 
say  over  again  what  we  have  just  ceased  to  say, 
with  nothing  added,  nothing  improved,  is  equally 
bad  in  all  languages  and  all  times. 

Petrarca.  But  in  these  repetitions  we  may 
imagine  one  part  of  the  chorus  to  be  answering 
another  part  opposite. 

Boccaccio.  Likely  enough.  However,  you  have 
ransacked  poor  Virgil  to  the  skin,  and  have  stripped 
him  clean. 

Petrarca.  Of  all  who  have  ever  dealt  with  Win- 
ter, he  is  the  most  frost-bitten.     Hesiod's  descrip- 
tion of  the  snowy  season  is  more  poetical  and  more 
formidable.     What  do  you  think  of  these  icicles, 
CEraque  dissiliunt  vulgo ;  vestesque  rigescunt ! 

Boccaccio.  Wretched  falling-off. 
Petrarca.  He  comes  close  enough  presently. 
Stiriaque  birsutis  dependent  horrida  barbis. 

We  will  withdraw  from  the  Alps  into  the  city. 
And  now  are  you  not  smitten  with  reverence  at 
seeing 

Romanos  rerum  dominos ;  gentemque  togatam  f 
The  masters  of  the  world  . .  and  long-tailed  coatt ! 

Come  to  Carthage.  What  a  recommendation  to 
a  beautiful  queen  does  tineas  offer,  in  himself  and 
his  associates ! 

Lupi  ceu 

Haptores  ;  atrS  in  nebula,  quos  improba  ventrit 
Exegit  csccos  rabies  ! 

Ovid  is  censured  for  his 

Consiliit  non  curribus  utere  nostris. 
Virgil  never  for 

Inceptoque  et  tedibut  haeret  in  iisdem. 

The  same  in  its  quality,  but  more  forced. 

The  affectation  of  Ovid  was  light  and  playful  ; 
Virgil's  was  wilful,  perverse,  and  grammatistical. 


Are  we  therefore  to  suppose  that  every  hand  able 
to  elaborate  a  sonnet  may  be  raised  up  against  the 
majesty  of  Virgil1?  Is  ingratitude  so  rare  and 
precious,  that  we  should  prefer  the  exposure  of 
his  faults  to  the  enjoyment  of  his  harmony  1  He 
first  delivered  it  to  his  countrymen  in  unbroken 
links  under  the  form  of  poetry,  and  consoled  them 
for  the  eloquent  tongue  that  had  withered  on  the 
Rostra.  It  would  be  no  difficult  matter  to  point 
out  at  least  twenty  bad  passages  in  the  jffineid,  and 
a  proportionate  number  of  worse  in  the  Georgics. 
In  your  comparison  of  poet  with  poet,  the  defects 
as  well  as  the  merits  of  each  ought  to  be  placed 
side  by  side.  This  is  the  rather  to  be  expected, 
as  Dante  professes  to  be  Virgil's  disciple.  You 
may  easily  show  that  his  humility  no  more  became 
him  than  his  fierceness. 

Boccaccio.  You  have  praised  the  harmony  of 
the  Roman  poet.  Now  in  single  verses  I  think 
our  poetry  is  sometimes  more  harmonious  than  the 
latin,  but  never  in  whole  sentences.  Advantage 
could  perhaps  be  taken  of  our  metre  if  we  broke 
through  the  stanza.  Our  language  is  capable,  I 
think,  of  all  the  vigour  and  expression  of  the 
latin ;  and,  in  regard  to  the  pauses  in  our  versifi- 
tion,  in  which  chiefly  the  harmony  of  metre  con- 
sists, we  have  greatly  the  advantage.  What  for 
instance  is  more  beautiful  than  your 

Solo  .  .  e  pensoso  .  .  i  piu  deserti  campi 
Vo  .  .  misurando  .  .  a  passi  tardi  .  .  e  lenti. 

Petrarca.  My  critics  have  found  fault  with  the 
lenti,  calling  it  an  expletive,  and  ignorant  that 
equally  in  Italian  and  Latin  the  word  signifies  both 
slow  and  languid,  while  tardi  signifies  slow  only. 

Boccaccio.  Good  poetry,  like  good  music,  pleases 
most  people,  but  the  ignorant  and  inexpert  lose 
half  its  pleasures,  the  invidious  lose  them  all. 
What  a  paradise  lost  is  here  ! 

Petrarca.  If  we  deduct  the  inexpert,  the  igno- 
rant, and  the  invidious,  can  we  correctly  say  it 
pleases  most  people  ?  But  either  my  worst  com- 
positions are  the  most  admired,  orthe  insincere  and 
malignant  bring  them  most  forward  for  admira- 
tion, keeping  the  others  in  the  back-ground  !  Son- 
netteers,  in  consequence,  have  started  up  from  all 
quarters. 

Boccaccio.  The  sonnet  seems  peculiarly  adapted 
to  the  languor  of  a  melancholy  and  despondent 
love,  the  rhymes  returning  and  replying  to  every 
plaint  and  every  pulsation.  Our  poetasters  are 
now  converting  it  into  the  penfold  and  pound  of 
stray  thoughts  and  vagrant  fancies.  No  sooner 
have  they  collected  in  their  excursions  as  much 
matter  as  they  conveniently  can  manage,  than 
they  seat  themselves  down  and  set  busily  to 
work,  punching  it  neatly  out  with  a  clever  cubic 
stamp  of  fourteen  lines  in  diameter. 

Petrarca.  A  pretty  sonnet  may  be  written  on  a 
lambkin  or  a  parsnep  ;  there  being  room  enough 
for  truth  and  tenderness  on  the  edge  of  a  leaf  or 
the  tip  of  an  ear  ;  but  a  great  poet  must  clasp  the 
higher  passions  breast  high,  and  compell  them  in 
an  authoritative  tone  to  answer  his  interrogatories. 
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PENTAMERON. 


We  will  now  return  again  to  Virgil,  and  consider 
in  what  relation  he  stands  to  Dante.  Our  Tuscan 
and  Homer  are  never  inflated. 

Boccaccio.  Pardon  my  interruption ;  but  do 
you  find  that  Virgil  is  ?  Surely  he  has  always 
borne  the  character  of  the  most  chaste,  the  most 
temperate,  the  most  judicious  among  the  poets. 

Petrarca.  And  will  not  soon  lose  it.  Yet  never 
had  there  swelled,  in  the  higher  or  the  lower 
regions  of  poetry,  such  a  gust  as  here,  in  the  ex- 
ordium of  the  Georgia  : 

Tuque  ndeo,  quern  mox  quae  sint  habitura  deorum 
Concilia  incertum  est,  urbisne  invisere,  Caesar, 
Terrarumque  velis  curam,  et  te  maximus  orbis 
Auctorem  frugum  ?  .  .  .  . 

Boccaccio.  Already  forestalled ! 
Petrarca. 

....  tempestatumque  potentem. 

Boccaccio.  Very  strange  coincidence  of  opposite 
qualifications. 

Petrarca. 

Accipiat,  cingens  materna  tempera  myrto  : 
An  dens  immensi  venias  maris  .... 

Boccaccio.    Surely   he   would   not    put   down 
Neptune ! 
Petrarca. 

.  .  .  .  ac  tua  nautae 
Numina  sola  colant :  tibi  serviat  ultima  Thule. 

Boccaccio.  Catch  him  up !  catch  him  up !  un- 
coil the  whole  of  the  vessel's  rope  !  never  did  man 
fall  overboard  so  unluckily,  or  sink  so  deep  on  a 
sudden. 

Petrarca. 
Teque  sibi  generum  Tethys  emat  omnibus  undit  t 

Boccaccio.  Nobody  in  his  senses  would  bid 
against  her :  what  indiscretion  !  and  at  her  time 
of  life  too ! 

Tethys  then  really,  most  gallant  Caesar ! 
If  you  would  only  condescend  to  please  her, 
With  all  her  waves  would  your  good  graces  buy, 
And  you  should  govern  all  the  Isle  of  Skie. 

Petrarca. 
Anne  novum  tardis  sidus  te  mensibus  addas  ? 

Boccaccio.  For  what  purpose  1  If  the  months 
were  slow,  he  was  not  likely  to  mend  their  speed 
by  mounting  another  passenger.  But  the  vacant 
place  is  such  an  inviting  one  ! 

Petrarca. 

Qua  locus  Erigonen  inter  Chelasque  sequentes 
Panditur. 

Boccaccio.  Plenty  of  room,  sir ! 
Petrarca. 

....  ipse  tibi  jam  brachia  contrahit  ardens, 
Scorpius  .  .  . 

Boccaccio.   I  would  not  incommode  him;  I 
•would  beg  him  to  be  quite  at  his  ease. 
Petrarca. 

.  .  .  .  et  cceli  just  a  plus  parte  reliquit. 
Quicquid  eris  (nam  te  nee  sperent  Tartara  regem 
Nee  tibi  regnandi  veniet  tarn  dira  cupido, 
Quamvis  Elysios  miretur  Grsecia  campos, 
Nee  repetita  sequi  curet  Proserpina matrem.) 


Boccaccio.  Was  it  not  enough  to  have  taken  all 
Varro's  invocation,  much  enlarged,  without  adding 
these  verses  to  the  other  twenty-three  ] 

Petrarca.  Vainly  will  you  pass  through  the 
later  poets  of  the  empire,  and  look  for  the  like  ex- 
travagance and  bombast.  Tell  me  candidly  your 
opinion,  not  of  the  quantity  but  of  the  quality. 

Boccaccio.  I  had  scarcely  formed  one  upon  them 
before.  Honestly  and  truly,  it  is  just  such  a 
rumbling  rotundity  as  might  have  been  blown, 
with  much  ado,  if  Lucan  and  Nero  had  joined 
their  pipes  and  puffed  together  into  the  same 
bladder.  I  never  have  admired,  since  I  was  a 
schoolboy,  the  commencement  or  the  conclusion 
of  the  Oeorgics;  an  unwholesome  and  consuming 
fungus  at  the  foot  of  the  tree,  a  withered  and  loose 
branch  at  the  summit. 

Boccaccio.  Virgil  and  Dante  are  altogether  so 
different,  that,  unless  you  will  lend  me  your  whole 
store  of  ingenuity,  I  shall  never  bring  them  to 
bear  one  upon  the  other. 

Petrarca.  Frequently  the  points  of  comparison 
are  salient  in  proportion  as  the  angles  of  simili- 
tude recede  :  and  the  absence  of  a  quality  in  one 
man  usually  makes  us  recollect  its  presence  in 
another ;  hence  the  comparison  is  at  the  same 
time  natural  and  involuntary.  Few  poets  are  so 
different  as  Homer  and  Virgil,  yet  no  comparison 
has  been  made  oftener.  Ovid,  although  unlike 
Homer,  is  greatly  more  like  him  than  Virgil  is ; 
for  there  is  the  same  facility,  and  apparently  the 
same  negligence,  in  both.  The  great  fault  in 
the  Metamorphoses  is  in  the  plan,  as  proposed  in 
the  argument, 

primaqueab  origine  mundi 
In  mea  perpetuum  deducere  tempera  carmen. 

Had  he  divided  the  more  interesting  of  the 
tales,  and  omitted  all  the  transformations,  he 
would  have  written  a  greater  number  of  exquisite 
poems  than  any  author  of  Italy  or  Greece.  He 
wants  on  many  occasions  the  gravity  of  Virgil ;  he 
wants  on  all  the  variety  of  cadence ;  but  it  is  a 
very  mistaken  notion  that  he  either  has  heavier 
faults  or  more  numerous.  His  natural  air  of  levity, 
his  unequalled  and  unfailing  ease,  have  always 
made  the  contrary  opinion  prevalent.  Errors 
and  faults  are  readily  supposed,  in  literature  as  in 
life,  where  there  is  much  gaiety :  and  the  appear- 
ance of  ease,  among  those  who  never  could  acquire 
or  understand  it,  excites  a  suspicion  of  negligence 
and  faultiness.  Of  all  the  ancient  Eomans,  Ovid 
had  the  finest  imagination ;  he  likewise  had  the 
truest  tact  in  judging  the  poetry  of  his  contem- 
poraries and  predecessors.  Compare  his  estimate 
with  Quintilian's  of  the  same  writers,  and  this 
will  strike  you  forcibly.  He  was  the  only  one  of 
his  countrymen  who  could  justly  appreciate  the 
labours  of  Lucretius. 

Carmina  sublimis  tune  sunt  peritura  Luoreti, 
Kxitio  terras  quum  dabit  una  dies.  , 

And  the  kindness  with  which  he  rests  on  all  the 
others,  shows  a  benignity  of  disposition  which  is 


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often  lamentably  deficient  in  authors  who  write 
tenderly  upon  imaginary  occasions. 

I  begin  to  be  inclined  to  your  opinion  in  regard 
to  the  advantages  of  our  Italian  versification.  H 
surely  has  a  greater  variety,  in  its  usual  measure 
than  the  Latin,  in  dactyls  and  spondees.  We 
admit  several  feet  into  ours :  the  Latin,  if  we 
believe  the  grammarians,  admits  only  two  into 
the  heroic ;  and  at  least  seven  verses  in  every  ten 
conclude  with  a  dissyllabic  word. 

Boccaccio.  "We  are  taught  indeed  that  the  fina' 
foot  of  an  hexameter  is  always  a  spondee  :  but  our 
ears  deny  the  assertion,  and  prove  to  us  that  it 
never  is,  any  more  than  it  is  in  the  Italian.  In 
both  the  one  and  the  other  the  last  foot  is  uni- 
formly a  trochee  in  pronunciation.  There  is  only 
one  species  of  Latin  verse  which  ends  with  a  true 
inflexible  spondee,  and  this  is  the  scazon.  Its 
name  of  the  limper  is  but  little  prepossessing,  yet 
the  two  most  beautiful  and  most  perfect  poems  oJ 
the  language  are  composed  in  it;  the  Miser  Catulle 
and  the  Sirmio. 

Petrarca.  This  is  likewise  my  opinion  of  those 
two  little  golden  images,  which  however  are  in- 
sufficient to  raise  Catullus  on  an  equality  with 
Virgil :  nor  would  twenty  such.  Amplitude  of 
dimensions  is  requisite  to  constitute  the  greatnes; 
of  a  poet,  beside  his  symmetry  of  form  and  his 
richness  of  decoration.  We  have  conversed  more 
than  once  together  on  the  defects  and  oversights 
of  the  correct  and  elaborate  Mantuan,  but  never 
without  the  expression  of  our  gratitude  for  the 
exquisite  delight  he  has  afforded  us.  We  may 
forgive  him  his  Proteus  and  his  Pollio ;  but  we 
can  not  well  forbear  to  ask  him,  how  -(Eneas  came 
to  know  that  Acragas  was  formerly  the  sire  of 
high-mettled  steeds,  even  if  such  had  been  the 
fact  ?  But  such  was  only  the  fact  a  thousand 
years  afterward,  in  the  reign  of  Gelon. 

Boccaccio.  Was  it  then?  Were  the  horses  of 
Gelon  and  Theron  and  Hiero,  of  Agrigentine  or 
Sicilian  breed )  The  country  was  never  celebrated 
for  a  race  adapted  to  chariots  ;  such  horses  were 
mostly  brought  from  Thessaly,  and  probably  some 
from  Africa.  I  do .  not  believe  there  was  ever  a 
fine  one  in  Italy  before  the  invasion  of  Pyrrhus. 
No  doubt,  Hannibal  introduced  many.  Greece 
herself,  I  suspect,  was  greatly  indebted  to  the 
studs  of  Xerxes  for  the  noblest  'of  her  prizes  on 
the  Olympic  plain.  In  the  kingdom  of  Naples  I 
have  observed  more  horses  of  high  blood  than  in 
any  other  quarter  of  Italy.  It  is  there  that 
Pyrrhus  and  Hannibal  were  stationary :  and,  long 
after  these,  the  most  warlike  of  men,  the  Nor- 
mans, took  possession  of  the  country.  And  the 
Normans  would  have  horses  worthy  of  their 
valour,  had  they  unyoked  them  from  the  chariot  of 
the  sun.  Subduers  of  France,  of  Sicily,  of  Cyprus, 
they  made  England  herself  accept  their  laws. 

Virgil,  I  remember,  in  the  Georgics,  has  given 
some  directions  in  the  choice  of  horses.  He  speaks 
unfavourably  of  the  white  :  yet  painters  have  been 
fond  of  representing  the  leaders  of  armies  mounted 
on  them.  And  the  reason  is  quite  as  good  as  the 


reason  of  a  writer  on  husbandry,  Cato  or  Colu- 
mella,  for  choosing  a  house-dog  of  a  contrary 
colour :  it  being  desirable  that  a  general  should 
be  as  conspicuous  as  possible,  and  a  dog,  guarding 
against  thieves,  as  invisible. 

I  love  beyond  measure  in  Virgil  his  kindness 
toward  dumb  creatures.  Although  he  represents 
his  Mezentius  as  a  hater  of  the  Gods,  and  so 
inhuman  as  to  fasten  dead  bodies  to  the  living, 
and  violates  in  him  the  unity  of  character  more 
than  character  was  ever  violated  before,  we  treat 
as  impossible  all  he  has  been  telling  us  of  his 
atrocities,  when  we  hear  his  allocution  to  Rhoabus. 

Petrarca.  The  dying  hero,  for  hero  he  is  tran- 
scendently  above  all  the  others  in  the  Mneid,  is 
not  only  the  kindest  father,  not  only  the  most  pas- 
sionate in  his  grief  for  Lausus,  but  likewise  gives 
way  to  manly  sorrows  for  the  mute  companion  of 
his  warfare. 

Rhcebe  diu,  res  A  qua  diu  mortalibus  usquam, 
Viximus. 

Here  the  philosophical  reflection  addressed  to 
the  worthy  quadruped,  on  the  brief  duration  of 
human  and  equine  life,  is  ill  applied.  It  is  not 
the  thought  for  the  occasion;  it  is  not  the  thought 
for  the  man.  He  could  no  mor^  have  uttered  it 
than  Rhcebus  could  have  appreciated  it.  This 
is  not  however  quite  so  great  an  absurdity  as  the 
tender  apostrophe  of  the  monster  Proteus  to  the 
dead  Eurydice.  Beside,  the  youth  of  Lausus,  and 
the  activity  and  strength  of  Mezentius,  as  exerted 
in  many  actions  just  before  his  fall,  do  not  allow 
us  to  suppose  that  he  who  says  to  his  horse 

Diu  viximus, 

had  passed  the  meridian  of  existence. 

Boccaccio.  Francesco !  it  is  a  pity  you  had  no 
opportunity  of  looking  into  the  mouth  of  the 
good  horse  Rhoebus :  perhaps  his  teeth  had  not 
lost  all  their  marks. 

Petrarca.  They  would  have  been  lost  upon  me, 
though  horses'  mouths  to  the  intelligent  are  more 
trustworthy  than  many  others. 

Boccaccio.  I  have  always  been  of  opinion  that 
Virgil  is  inferior  to  Homer,  not  only  in  genius, 
but  in  judgment,  and  to  an  equal  degree  at  the 
very  least.  I  shall  never  dare  to  employ  half 
your  suggestions  in  our  irritable  city,  for  fear  of 
raising  up  two  new  factions,  the  Virgilians  and 
the  Dantists. 

Petrarca.  I  wish  in  good  truth  and  seriousness 
you  could  raise  them,  or  anything  like  zeal  for 
genius,  with  whomsoever  it  might  abide. 

Boccaccio.  You  really  have  almost  put  me  out 
of  conceit  with  Virgil. 

Petrarca.  I  have  done  a  great  wrong  then  both 
io  him  and  you.  Admiration  is  not  the  pursuivant 
to  all  the  steps  even  of  an  admirable  poet ;  but 
respect  is  stationary.  Attend  him  where  the 
ploughman  is  unyoking  the  sorrowful  ox  from  his 
companion  dead  at  the  furrow ;  follow  him  up  the 
arduous  ascent  where  he  springs  beyond  the  strides 
of  Lucretius  ;  and  close  the  procession  of  his  glory 
with  the  coursers  and  cars  of  Elis. 


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PENTAMEBON. 


THIRD  DAY'S  INTERVIEW. 


It  being  now  the  Lord's  day,  Messer  Fran- 
cesco thought  it  meet  that  he  should  rise  early 
in  the  morning  and  bestir  himself,  to  hear 
mass  in  the  parish  church  at  Certaldo.  Where- 
upon he  went  on  tiptoe,  if  so  weighty  a  man  could 
indeed  go  in  such  a  fashion,  and  lifted  softly  the 
latch  of  Ser  Giovanni's  chamber-door,  that  he 
might  salute  him  ere  he  departed,  and  occasion 
no  wonder  at  the  step  he  was  about  to  take.  He 
found  Ser  Giovanni  fast  asleep,  with  the  missal 
wide  open  across  his  nose,  and  a  pleasant  smile  on 
his  genial  joyous  mouth.  Ser  Francesco  leaned 
over  the  couch,  closed  his  hands  together,  and, 
looking  with  even  more  than  his  usual  benignity, 
said  in  a  low  voice, 

"  God  bless  thee,  gentle  soul !  the  mother  of 
purity  and  innocence  protect  thee !" 

He  then  went  into  the  kitchen,  where  he  found 
the  girl  Assunta,  and  mentioned  his  resolution. 
She  informed  him  that  the  horse  had  eaten  his* 
two  beans,  and  was  as  strong  as  a  lion  and  as 
ready  as  a  lover.  Ser  Francesco  patted  her  on  the 
cheek,  and  called  her  semplicetta  !  She  was  over- 
joyed at  this  honour  from  so  great  a  man,  the 
bosom-friend  of  her  good  master,  whom  she  had 
always  thought  the  greatest  man  in  the  world,  not 
excepting  Monsignore,  until  he  told  her  he  was 
only  a  dog  confronted  with  Ser  Francesco.  She 
tripped  alertly  across  the  paved  court  into  the 
stable,  and  took  down  the  saddle  and  bridle  from 
the  farther  end  of  the  rack.  But  Ser  Francesco, 
with  his  natural  politeness,  would  not  allow  her 
to  equip  his  palfrey. 

"  This  is  not  the  work  for  maidens,"  said  he ; 
"  return  to  the  house,  good  girl ! " 

She  lingered  a  moment,  then  went  away ;  but, 
mistrusting  the  dexterity  of  Ser  Francesco,  she 
stopped  and  turned  back  again,  and  peeped 
through  the  half-closed  door,  and  heard  sundry 
sobs  and  wheezes  round  about  the  girth.  Ser 
Francesco's  wind  ill  seconded  his  intention ;  and, 
although  he  had  thrown  the  saddle  valiantly  and 
stoutly  in  its  station,  yet  the  girths  brought  him 
into  extremity.  She  entered  again,  and,  dissem- 
bling the  reason,  asked  him  whether  he  would  not 
take  a  small  beaker  of  the  sweet  white  wine  before 
he  set  out,  and  offered  to  girdle  the  horse  while 
his  Reverence  bitted  and  bridled  him.  Before 
any  answer  could  be  returned,  she  had  begun. 
And  having  now  satisfactorily  executed  her  un- 
dertaking, she  felt  irrepressible  delight  and  glee 
at  being  able  to  do  what  Ser  Francesco  had  failed 
in.  He  was  scarcely  more  successful  with  his 
allotment  of  the  labour ;  found  unlooked-for  in- 
tricacies and  complications  in  the  machinery, 
wondered  that  human  wit  could  not  simplify  it,  and 

*  Literally,  due  fave,  the  expression  on  such  occasions 
to  signify  a  small  quantity. 


declared  that  the  animal  had  never  exhibited  such 
restiveness  before.  In  fact,  he  never  had  expe- 
rienced the  same  grooming.  At  this  conjuncture, 
a  green  cap  made  its  appearance,  bound  with  straw- 
coloured  ribbon,  and  surmounted  with  two  bushy 
sprigs  of  hawthorn,  of  which  the  globular  buds 
were  swelling,  and  some  bursting,  but  fewer  yet 
open.  It  was  young  Simplizio  Nardi,  who  some- 
times came  on  the  Sunday  morning  to  sweep  the 
court-yard  for  Assunta. 

"  0  !  this  time  you  are  come  just  when  you 
were  wanted,"  said  the  girl. 

"  Bridle,  directly,  Ser  Francesco's  horse,  and 
then  go  away  about  your  business." 

The  youth  blushed,  and  kissed  Ser  Francesco's 
hand,  begging  his  permission.  It  was  soon  done. 
He  then  held  the  stirrup ;  and  Ser  Francesco,  with 
scarcely  three  efforts,  was  seated  and  erect  on  the 
saddle.  The  horse  however  had  somewhat  more 
inclination  for  the  stable  than  for  the  expedition ; 
and,  as  Assunta  was  handing  to  the  rider  his  long 
ebony  staff,  bearing  an  ivory  caducous,  the  qua- 
druped turned  suddenly  round.  Simplizio  called 
him  bestiaccia  !  and  then,  softening  it,  poco  gar- 
bato !  and  proposed  to  Ser  Francesco  that  he 
should  leave  the  bastone  behind,  and  take  the 
crab-switch  he  presented  to  him,  giving  at  the 
same  time  a  sample  of  its  efficacy,  which  covered 
the  long  grizzle  hair  of  the  worthy  quadruped 
with  a  profusion  of  pink  blossoms,  like  embroider}'. 
The  offer  was  declined;  but  Assunta  told  Sim- 
plizio to  carry  it  himself,  and  to  walk  by  the  side 
of  Ser  Canonico  quite  up  to  the  church-porch, 
having  seen  what  a  sad  dangerous  beast  his  reve- 
rence had  under  him. 

With  perfect  good  will,  partly  in  the  pride  of 
obedience  to  Assunta,  and  partly  to  enjoy  the  re- 
nown of  accompanying  a  canon  of  holy  church, 
Simplizio  did  as  she  enjoined. 

And  now  the  sound  of  village  bells,  in  many 
hamlets  and  convents  and  churches  out  of  sight, 
was  indistinctly  heard,  and  lost  again  ;  and  at 
last  the  five  of  Certaldo  seemed  to  crow  over  the 
faintness  of  them  all.  The  freshness  of  the  morn- 
ing was  enough  of  itself  to  excite  the  spirits  of 
youth ;  a  portion  of  which  never  fails  to  descend 
on  years  that  are  far  removed  from  it,  if  the  mind 
has  partaken  in  innocent  mirth  while  it  was  its 
season  and  its  duty  to  enjoy  it.  Parties  of  young 
and  old  passed  the  canonico  and  his  attendant 
with  mute  respect,  bowing  and  bare-headed ;  for 
that  ebony  staff  threw  its  spell  over  the  tongue, 
which  the  frank  and  hearty  salutation  of  the 
bearer  was  inadequate  to  break.  Simplizio,  once 
or  twice,  attempted  to  call  back  an  intimate  of 
the  same  age  with  himself;  but  the  utmost  he 
could  obtain  was  a  riveritissimo !  and  a  genu- 
flexion to  the  rider.  It  is  reported  that  a  heart- 


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burning  rose  up  from  it  in  the  breast  of  a  cousin, 
some  days  after,  too  distinctly  apparent  in  the 
long-drawn  appellation  of  Gnor*  Simplizio. 

Ser  Francesco  moved  gradually  forward,  his 
steed  picking  his  way  along  the  lane,  and  looking 
fixedly  on  the  stones  with  all  the  sobriety  of  a 
mineralogist.  He  himself  was  well  satisfied  with 
the  pace,  and  told  Simplizio  to  be  sparing  of  the 
switch,  unless  in  case  of  a  hornet  or  gadfly.  Sim- 
plizio smiled,  toward  the  hedge,  and  wondered  at 
the  condescension  of  so  great  a  theologian  and 
astrologer,  in  joking  with  him  about  the  gadflies 
and  hornets  in  the  beginning  of  April.  "  Ah  ! 
there  are  men  in  the  world  who  can  make  wit 
out  of  anything ! "  said  he  to  himself. 

As  they  approached  the  walls  of  the  town,  the 
whole  country  was  pervaded  by  a  stirring  and  di- 
versified air  of  gladness.  Laughter  and  songs 
and  flutes  and  viols,  inviting  voices  and  complying 
responses,  mingled  with  merry  bells  and  with 
processional  hymns,  along  the  woodland  paths 
and  along  the  yellow  meadows.  It  was  really  the 
Lord's  Day,  for  he  made  his  creatures  happy  in 
it,  and  their  hearts  were  thankful.  Even  the  cruel 
had  ceased  from  cruelty ;  and  the  rich  man  alone 
exacted  from  the  animal  his  daily  labour.  Ser 
Francesco  made  this  remark,  and  told  his  youthful 
guide  that  he  had  never  been  before  where  he 
could  not  walk  to  church  on  a  Sunday ;  and  that 
nothing  should  persuade  him  to  urge  the  speed  of 
his  beast,  on  the  seventh  day,  beyond  his  natural 
and  willing  foot's-pace.  He  reached  the  gates  of 
Certaldo  more  than  half  an  hour  before  the  time 
of  service,  and  he  found  laurels  suspended  over 
them,  and  being  suspended ;  and  many  pleasant 
and  beautiful  faces  were  protruded  between  the 
ranks  of  gentry  and  clergy  who  awaited  him. 
Little  did  he  expect  such  an  attendance ;  but 
Fra  Biagio  of  San  Vivaldo,who  himself  had  offered 
no  obsequiousness  or  respect,  had  scattered  the 
secret  of  his  visit  throughout  the  whole  country. 
A  young  poet,  the  most  celebrated  in  the  town, 
approached  the  canonico  with  a  long  scroll  of 
verses,  which  fell  below  the  knee,  beginning, 

"  How  shall  we  welcome  our  illustrious  guest  ?" 

To  which  Ser  Francesco  immediately  replied, 
"  Take  your  favourite  maiden,  lead  the  dance  with 
her,  and  bid  all  your  friends  follow ;  you  have  a 
good  half-hour  for  it." 

Universal  applauses  succeeded,  the  music  struck 
up,  couples  were  instantly  formed.  The  gentry 
on  this  occasion  led  out  the  cittadinanza,  as  they 
usually  do  in  the  villeggiatura,  rarely  in  the  car- 
nival, and  never  at  other  times.  The  elder  of  the 
priests  stood  round  in  their  sacred  vestments,  and 
looked  with  cordiality  and  approbation  on  the 
youths,  whose  hands  and  arms  could  indeed  do 
much,  and  did  it,  but  whose  active  eyes  could 
rarely  move  upward  the  modester  of  their 
partners. 

While  the  elder  of  the  clergy  were  thus  gather- 


*  Contraction  of  signur,  customary  in  Tuscany. 


ing  the  fruits  of  their  liberal  cares  and  paternal 
exhortations,  some  of  the  younger  looked  on  with 
a  tenderer  sentiment,  not  unmingled  with  regret. 
Suddenly  the  bells  ceased ;  the  figure  of  the  dance 
was  broken ;  all  hastened  into  the  church ;  and 
many  hands  that  joined  on  the  green,  met  toge- 
ther at  the  font,  and  touched  the  brow  recipro- 
cally with  its  lustral  waters,  in  soul-devotion. 

After  the  service,  and  after  a  sermon  a  good 
church-hour  in  length  to  gratify  him,  enriched 
with  compliments  from  all  authors,  Christian  and 
pagan,  informing  him  at  the  conclusion  that,  al- 
though he  had  been  crowned  in  the  Capitol,  he 
must  die,  being  born  mortal,  Ser  Francesco  rode 
homeward.  The  sermon  seemed  to  have  sunk 
deeply  into  him,  and  even  into  the  horse  under 
him,  for  both  of  them  nodded,  both  snorted, 
and  one  stumbled.  Simplizio  was  twice  fain 
to  cry, 

"  Ser  Canonico  !  Eiverenza !  in  this  country  if 
we  sleep  before  dinner  it  does  us  harm.  There  are 
stones  in  the  road,  Ser  Canonico,  loose  as  eggs  in 
a  nest,  and  pretty  nigh  as  thick  together,  huge 
as  mountains." 

"  Good  lad ! "  said  Ser  Francesco,  rubbing  his 
eyes,  "  toss  the  biggest  of  them  out  of  the  way, 
and  never  mind  the  rest." 

The  horse,  although  he  walked,  shuffled  almost 
into  an  amble  as  he  approached  the  stable,  and 
his  master  looked  up  at  it  with  nearly  the  same 
contentment.  Assunta  had  been  ordered  to  wait 
for  his  return,  and  cried, 

"  0  Ser  Francesco !  you  are  looking  at  our 
long  apricot,  that  runs  the  whole  length  of  the 
stable  and  barn,  covered  with  blossoms  as  the  old 
white  hen  is  with  feathers.  You  must  come  in 
the  summer,  and  eat  this  fine  fruit  with  Signer 
Padrone.  You  can  not  think  how  ruddy  and 
golden  and  sweet  and  mellow  it  is.  There  are 
peaches  in  all  the  fields,  and  plums,  and  pears, 
and  apples,  but  there  is  not  another  apricot  for 
miles  and  miles.  Ser  Giovanni  brought  the  stone 
from  Naples  before  I  was  born  :  a  lady  gave  it  to 
him  when  she  had  eaten  only  half  the  fruit  off  it : 
but  perhaps  you  may  have  seen  her,  for  you  have 
ridden  as  far  as  Rome,  or  beyond.  Padrone  looks 
often  at  the  fruit,  and  eats  it  willingly ;  and  I 
have  seen  him  turn  over  the  stones  in  his  plate, 
and  choose  one  out  from  the  rest,  and  put  it  into 
his  pocket,  but  never  plant  it." 

'  Where  is  the  youth  1"  inquired  Ser  Francesco. 
'  Gone  away,"  answered  the  maiden. 
'  I  wanted  to  thank  him,"  said  the  Canonico. 
'  May  I  tell  him  so  ]"  asked  she. 

'  And  give  him,"  continued  he,  holding  a  piece 
of  silver  .  .  . 

"  I  will  give  him  something  of  my  own,  if  he 
goes  on  and  behaves  well,"  said  she :  "  but  Signor 
Padrone  would  drive  him  away  for  ever,  I  am 
sure,  if  he  were  tempted  in  an  evil  hour  to  accept 
a  quattrino,  for  any  service  he  could  render  the 
friends  of  the  house." 

Ser  Francesco  was  delighted  with  the  graceful 
animation  of  this  ingenuous  girl,  and  asked  her. 


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with  a  little  curiosity,  how  she  could  afford  to 
make  him  a  present. 

"  I  do  not  intend  to  make  him  a  present,"  she 
replied  :  "  but  it  is  better  he  should  be  rewarded 
by  me,"  she  blushed  and  hesitated,  "  or  by  Signer 
Padrone,"  she  added,  "  than  by  your  reverence. 
He  has  not  done  half  his  duty  yet ;  not  half.  I 
will  teach  him  :  he  is  quite  a  child  ;  four  months 
younger  than  me." 

Ser  Francesco  went  into  the  house,  saying  to 
himself  at  the  doorway, 

"  Truth,  innocence,  and  gentle  manners,  have 
not  yet  left  the  earth.  There  are  sermons  that 
never  make  the  ears  weary.  I  have  heard  but 
few  of  them,  and  come  from  church  for  this." 

Whether  Simplizio  had  obeyed  some  private 
signal  from  Assunta,  or  whether  his  own  delicacy 
had  prompted  him  to  disappear,  he  was  now  again 
in  the  stable,  and  the  manger  was  replenished 
with  hay.  A  bucket  was  soon  after  heard  ascend- 
ing from  the  well ;  and  then  two  words,  "  Thanks, 
Simplizio." 

When  Petrarca  entered  the  chamber,  he  found 
Boccaccio  with  his  breviary  in  his  hand,  not  look- 
ing into  it  indeed,  but  repeating  a  thanksgiving 
in  an  audible  and  impassioned  tone  of  voice. 
Seeing  Ser  Francesco,  he  laid  the  book  down 
beside  him,  and  welcomed  him. 

"  I  hope  you  have  an  appetite  after  your  ride," 
said  he,  "  for  you  have  sent  home  a  good  dinner 
before  you." 

Ser  Francesco  did  not  comprehend  him,  and 
expressed  it  not  in  words  but  in  looks. 

"  I  am  afraid  you  will  dine  sadly  late  to-day : 
noon  has  struck  this  half-hour,  and  you  must  wait 
another,  I  doubt.  However,  by  good  luck,  I  had 
a  couple  of  citrons  in  the  house,  intended  to 
assuage  my  thirst  if  the  fever  had  continued.  This 
being  over,  by  God's  mercy,  I  will  try  (please 
God !)  whether  we  two  greyhounds  can  not  be  a 
match  for  a  leveret." 

"How  is  this?"  said  Ser  Francesco. 

"  Young  Marc- Antonio  Grilli,  the  cleverest  lad 
in  the  parish  at  noosing  any  wild  animal,  is  our 
patron  of  the  feast.  He  has  wanted  for  many  a 
day  to  say  something  in  the  ear  of  Matilda 
Vercelli.  Bringing  up  the  leveret  to  my  bedside, 
and  opening  the  lips,  and  cracking  the  knuckles, 
and  turning  the  foot  round  to  show  the  quality 
and  quantity  of  the  hair  upon  it,  and  to  prove 
that  it  really  and  truly  was  a  leveret,  and  might 
be  eaten  without  offence  to  my  teeth,  he  informed 
me  that  he  had  left  his  mother  in  the  yard,  ready 
to  dress  it  for  me ;  she  having  been  cook  to  the 
prior.  He  protested  he  owed  the  crovmed  martyr 
a  forest  of  leverets,  boars,  deer,  and  everything 
else  within  them,  for  having  commanded  the 
most  backward  girls  to  dance  directly.  Where- 
upon he  darted  forth  at  Matilda,  saying,  'The 
crowned  martyr  orders  it,'  seizing  both  her  hands, 
and  swinging  her  round  before  she  knew  what 
she  was  about.  He  soon  had  an  opportunity  of 
applying  a  word,  no  doubt  as  dexterously  as  hand 
or  foot ;  and  she  said  submissively,  but  seriously, 


and  almost  sadly,  '  Marc-Antonio,  now  all  the 
people  have  seen  it,  they  will  think  it.' 

"  And,  after  a  pause, 

"  '  I  am  quite  ashamed  :  and  so  should  you  be  : 
are  not  you  now?' 

"  The  others  had  run  into  the  church.  Matilda, 
who  scarcely  had  noticed  it,  cried  suddenly, 

"  '  0  Santissima !  we  are  quite  alone.' 

"  '  Will  you  be  mine?'  cried  he,  enthusiastically. 

"  '  0 !  they  will  hear  you  in  the  church,'  replied 
she. 

"  '  They  shall,  they  shall,'  cried  he  again,  as 
loudly. 

"  *  If  you  will  only  go  away.' 

"  'And  then?' 

"  '  Yes,  yes,  indeed.' 

"  '  The  Virgin  hears  you  :  fifty  saints  are  wit- 
nesses.' 

"  '  Ah  !  they  know  you  made  me  :  they  will 
look  kindly  on  us.' 

"  He  released  her  hand :  she  ran  into  the  church, 
doubling  her  veil  (I  will  answer  for  her)  at  the  door, 
and  kneeling  as  near  it  as  she  could  find  a  place. 

"  '  By  St.  Peter/  said  Marc- Antonio,  '  if  there 
is  a  leveret  in  the  wood,  the  crowned  martyr  shall 
dine  upon  it  this  blessed  day.'  And  he  bounded 
off,  and  set  about  his  occupation.  I  inquired 
what  induced  him  to  designate  you  by  such  a 
title.  He  answered,  that  everybody  knew  you 
had  received  the  crown  of  martyrdom  at  Rome, 
between  the  pope  and  antipope,  and  had  per- 
formed many  miracles,  for  which  they  had 
canonised  you,  and  that  you  wanted  only  to  die 
to  become  a  saint." 

The  leveret  was  now  served  up,  cut  into  small 
pieces,  and  covered  with  a  rich  tenacious  sauce, 
composed  of  sugar,  citron,  and  various  spices. 
The  appetite  of  Ser  Francesco  was  contagious. 
Never  was  dinner  more  enjoyed  by  two  com- 
panions, and  never  so  much  by  a  greater  number. 
One  glass  of  a  fragrant  wine,  the  colour  of  honey, 
and  unmixed  with  water,  crowned  the  repast.  Ser 
Francesco  then  went  into  his  own  chamber,  and 
found,  on  his  ample  mattress,  a  cool  refreshing 
sleep,  quite  sufficient  to  remove  all  the  fatigues 
of  the  morning ;  and  Ser  Giovanni  lowered  the 
pillow  against  which  he  had  seated  himself,  and 
fell  into  his  usual  repose.  Their  separation  was 
not  of  long  continuance :  and,  the  religious  duties 
of  the  Sabbath  having  been  performed,  a  few  re- 
flections on  literature  were  no  longer  interdicted. 

Boccaccio.  How  happens  it,  0  Francesco !  that 
nearly  at  the  close  of  our  lives,  after  all  our  efforts 
and  exhortations,  we  are  standing  quite  alone  in 
the  extensive  fields  of  literature  ?  We  are  only 
like  to  scoria  struck  from  the  anvil  of  the  gigantic 
Dante.  We  carry  our  fire  along  with  us  in  our 
parabola,  and,  behold !  it  falls  extinguished  on 
the  earth. 

Petrarca.  Courage !  courage !  we  have  hardly 
yet  lighted  the  lamp  and  shown  the  way. 

Boccaccio.  You  are  a  poet ;  I  am  only  a  com- 
mentator, and  must  soothe  my  own  failures  in  the 
success  of  my  master. 


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1  can  not  but  think  again  and  again,  how  fruit- 
lessly the  bravest  have  striven  to  perpetuate  the 
ascendancy  or  to  establish  the  basis  of  empire, 
when  Alighieri  hath  fixed  a  language  for  thousands 
of  years,  and  for  myriads  of  men ;  a  language  far 
richer  and  more  beautiful  than  our  glorious  Italy 
ever  knew  before,  in  any  of  her  regions,  since  the 
Attic  and  the  Dorian  contended  for  the  prize  of 
eloquence  on  her  southern  shores.  Eternal 
honour,  eternal  veneration,  to  him  who  raised  up 
our  country  from  the  barbarism  that  surrounded 
her !  .Kemember  how  short  a  time  before  him, 
his  master  Brunette  Latini  wrote  in  French ; 
prose  indeed ;  but  whatever  has  enough  in  it  for 
poetry,  has  enough  for  prose  out  of  its  shreds  and 


Petrarca.  Brunetto !  Brunetto  !  it  was  not  well 
done  in  thee.  An  Italian,  a  poet,  write  in  French ! 
What  human  ear  can  tolerate  its  nasty  nasalities? 
what  homely  intellect  be  satisfied  with  its  bare- 
bone  poverty  ?  By  good  fortune  we  have  nothing 
to  do  with  it  in  the  course  of  our  examination. 
Several  things  in  Dante  himself  you  will  find 
more  easy  to  explain  than  to  excuse.  You  have 
already  given  me  a  specimen  of  them,  which  I 
need  not  assist  you  in  rendering  more  copious. 

Boccaccio.  There  are  certainly  some  that  re- 
quire no  little  circumspection.  Difficult  as  they 
are  to  excuse,  the  difficulty  lies  more  on  the  side 
of  the  clergy  than  the  laity. 

Petrarca.  I  understand  you.  The  gergo  of  your 
author  has  always  a  reference  to  the  court  of  the 
Vatican.  Here  he  speaks  in  the  dark :  against 
his  private  enemies  he  always  is  clear  and  explicit. 

Unless  you  are  irresistibly  pressed  into  it,  give 
no  more  than  two,  or  at  most  three  lectures,  on 
the  verse  which,  I  predict,  will  appear  to  our 
Florentines  the  cleverest  in  the  poem. 

Che  vel  vise  degli  uomini  legge  O  M  O. 

Boccaccio.  We  were  very  near  a  new  civil  war 
about  the  interpretation  of  it. 

Petrarca.  Foolisher  questions  have  excited 
general  ones.  What,  I  wonder,  rendered  you  all 
thus  reasonable  at  last  ] 

Boccaccio.  The  majority,  which  on  few  occa- 
sions is  so  much  in  the  right,  agreed  with  me  that 
the  two  eyes  are  signified  by  the  two  vowels,  the 
nose  by  the  centre  of  the  consonant,  and  the  tem- 
ples by  its  exterior  lines. 

Petrarca.  In  proceeding  to  explore  the  Paradise 
more  minutely,  I  must  caution  you  against  re- 
marking to  your  audience,  that,  although  the  nose 
is  between  the  eyes,  the  temples  are  not,  exactly. 
An  observation  which,  if  well  established,  might 
be  resented  as  somewhat  injurious  to  the  Divinity 
of  the  Corn-media. 

Boccaccio.  With  all  its  flatnesses  and  swamps, 
many  have  preferred  the  Paradiso  to  the  other 
two  sections  of  the  poem. 

Petrarca.  There  is  as  little  in  it  of  very  bad 
poetry,  or  we  may  rather  say,  as  little  of  what  is 
no  poetry  at  all,  as  in  either,  which  are  uninviting 
from  an  absolute  lack  of  interest  and  allusion, 


from  the  confusedness  of  the  ground-work,  the 
indistinctness  of  the  scene,  and  the  paltriness  (in 
great  measure)  of  the  agents.  If  we  are  amazed 
at  the  number  of  Latin  verses  in  the  Inferno  and 
Purgatorio,  what  must  we  be  at  their  fertility  in 
the-  Paradiso,  where  they  drop  on  us  in  ripe 
clusters  through  every  glen  and  avenue!  We 
reach  the  conclusion  of  the  sixteenth  canto  before 
we  come  in  sight  of  poetry,  or  more  than  a  glade 
with  a  gleam  upon  it.  Here  we  find  a  descrip- 
tion of  Florence  in  her  age  of  innocence  :  but  the 
scourge  of  satire  sounds  in  our  ears  before  we  fix 
the  attention. 

Boccaccio.  I  like  the  old  Ghibelline  best  in  the 
seventeenth,  where  he  dismisses  the  doctors,  corks 
up  the  Latin,  ceases  from  psalmody,  looses  the 
arms  of  Calfucci  and  Arigucci,  sets  down  Capon- 
sacco  in  the  market,  and  gives  us  a  stave  of  six 
verses  which  repays  us  amply  for  our  heaviest  toils 
and  sufferings. 

Tu  lascierai  ogni  cosa  diletta,  &c. 

But  he  soon  grows  weary  of  tenderness  and  sick 
of  sorrow,  and  returns  to  his  habitual  exercise  of 
throwing  stones  and  calling  names. 

Again  we  are  refreshed  in  the  twentieth.  Here 
we  come  to  the  simile  :  here  we  look  up  and  see 
his  lark,  and  are  happy  and  lively  as  herself.  Too 
soon  the  hard  fingers  of  the  master  are  round. our 
wrists  again :  we  are  dragged  into  the  school,  and 
are  obliged  to  attend  the  divinity-examination, 
which  the  poet  undergoes  from  Saint  Simon-Peter. 
He  acquits  himself  pretty  well,  and  receives  a 
handsome  compliment  from  the  questioner,  who, 
"inflamed  with  love"  acknowledges  he  has  given 
"a  good  account  of  the  coinage,  both  in  regard  to 
weight  and  alloy." 

"  Tell  me,"  continues  he,  "  have  you  any  of  it 
in  your  pocket  1" 

"  Yea,"  replies  the  scholar, "  and  so  shining  and 
round  that  I  doubt  not  what  mint  it  comes  from." 

Saint  Simon-Peter  does  not  take  him  at  his 
word  for  it,  but  tries  to  puzzle  and  pose  him  with 
several  hard  queries.  He  answers  both  warily 
and  wittily,  and  grows  so  contented  with  his 
examining  master,  that,  instead  of  calling  him 
"  a  sergeant  of  infantry,"  as  he  did  before,  he  now 
entitles  him  "  the  baron." 

I  must  consult  our  bishop  ere  I  venture  to 
comment  on  these  two  verses, 

Credo  una  essenza,  si  una  e  si  trina 
Che  soffera  congiunto  stint  et  cute, 

as,  whatever  may  peradventure  lie  within  them, 
they  are  hardly  worth  the  ceremony  of  being 
burnt  alive  for,  although  it  should  be  at  the  ex- 
pense of  the  Church. 

Petrarca.  I  recommend  to  you  the  straightfor- 
ward course ;  but  I  believe  I  must  halt  a  little, 
and  advise  you  to  look  about  you.  If  you  let 
people  see  that  there  are  so  many  faults  in  your 
author,  they  will  reward  you,  not  according  to 
your  merits,  but  according  to  its  defects.  On 
celebrated  writers,  when  we  speak  in  public,  it  is 


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PENTAMERON. 


safer  to  speak  magnificently  than  correctly.  There- 
fore be  not  too  cautious  in  leading  your  disciples, 
and  in  telling  them,  here  you  may  step  securely, 
here  you  must  mind  your  footing :  for  a  florin 
will  drop  out  of  your  pocket  at  every  such  crevice 
you  stop  to  cross. 

Boccaccio.  The  room  is  hardly  light  enough  to 
let  me  see  whether  you  are  smiling  :  but,  being 
the  most  ingenuous  soul  alive,  and  by  no  means 
the  least  jocose  one,  I  suspect  it.  My  office  is,  to 
explain  what  is  difficult,  rather  than  to  expatiate 
on  what  is  beautiful  or  to  investigate  what  is 
amiss.  If  those  who  invite  me  to  read  the  lec- 
tures, mark  out  the  topics  for  me,  nothing  is 
easier  than  to  keep  within  them.  Yet  with  how 
true  and  entire  a  pleasure  shall  I  point  out  to  my 
fellow-citizens  such  a  glorious  tract  of  splendour 
as  there  is  in  the  single  line, 

Cio  ch'io  vedevo  mi  sembrava  un  riso 
Dell*  universe ! 

With  what  exultation  shall  I  toss  up  my  gauntlet 
into  the  balcony  of  proud  Antiquity,  and  cry, 
Descend!  Contend! 

I  have  frequently  heard  your  admiration  of 
this  passage,  and  therefore  I  dwell  on  it  the  more 
delighted.  Beside,  we  seldom  find  anything  in 
our  progress  that  is  not  apter  to  excite  a  very 
different  sensation.  School-divinity  can  never  be 
made  attractive  to  the  Muses ;  nor  will  Virgil 
and  Thomas  Aquinas  ever  cordially  shake  hands. 
The  unrelenting  rancour  against  the  popes  is  more 
tedious  than  unmerited  :  in  a  poem  I  doubt  whe- 
ther we  would  not  rather  find  it  unmerited  than 
tedious.  For,  of  all  the  sins  against  the  spirit  of 
poetry,  this  is  the  most  unpardonable.  Something 
of  our  indignation,  and  a  proportion  of  our  scorn, 
may  fairly  be  detached  from  the  popes,  and  thrown 
on  the  pusillanimous  and  perfidious  who  suffered 
such  excrescences  to  shoot  up,  exhausting  and 
poisoning  the  soil  they  sprang  from. 

Petrarca.  I  do  not  wonder  they  make  Saint 
Peter  "  redden,"  as  we  hear  they  do,  but  I  regret 
that  they  make  him  stammer, 

Quegli  che  usurpa  in  terra  il  luogo  mio, 
II  luogo  mio,  il  luogo  mio,  &c. 

Alighieri  was  not  the  first  catholic  who  taught 
us  that  the  papacy  is  usurpation,  nor  will  he  be 
(let  us  earnestly  hope)  the  last  to  inculcate  so 
evident  a  doctrine. 

Boccaccio.  Canonico  of  Parma!  Canonico  of 
Parma !  you  make  my  hair  stand  on  end.  But 
since  nobody  sees  it  beside  yourself,  prythee  tell 
me  how  it  happens  that  an  infallible  pope  should 
denounce  as  damnable  the  decision  of  another 
infallible  pope,  his  immediate  predecessor]  Gio- 
vanni the  twenty-second,  whom  you  knew  inti- 
mately, taught  us  that  the  souls  of  the  just  could 
not  enjoy  the  sight  of  God  until  after  the  day  of 
universal  judgment.  But  the  doctors  of  theology 
at  Paris,  and  those  learned  and  competent  clerks, 
the  kings  of  France  and  Naples,  would  not  allow 
him  to  die  before  he  had  swallowed  the  choke- 
pear  they  could  not  chew.  The  succeeding  pope, 


who  called  himself  an  ass,  in  which  infallibility 
was  less  wounded,  and  neither  king  nor  doctor 
carped  at  it  (for  not  only  was  he  one,  but  as  truth- 
telling  a  beast  as  Balaam's),  condemned  this  error, 
as  indeed  well  he  might,  after  two  kings  had  set 
their  faces  against  it.  But  on  the  whole,  the  thing 
is  ugly  and  perplexing.  That  they  were  both  in- 
fallible we  know;  and  yet  they  differed!  Nay, 
the  former  differed  from  himself,  and  was  pope  all 
the  while ;  of  course  infallible  !  Well,  since  we 
may  not  solve  the  riddle,  let  us  suppose  it  is  only 
a  mystery  the  more,  and  be  thankful  for  it. 

Petrarca.  That  is  best. 

Boccaccio.  I  never  was  one  of  those  who  wish 
for  ice  to  slide  upon  in  summer.  Being  no  theo- 
logian, I  neither  am  nor  desire  to  be  sharp-sighted 
in  articles  of  heresy  :  but  it  is  reported  that  there 
are  among  Christians  some  who  hesitate  to  wor- 
ship the  Virgin. 

Petrarca.  Few,  let  us  hope. 

Boccaccio.  Hard  hearts !  Imagine  her,  in  her 
fifteenth  year,  fondling  the  lovely  babe  whom  she 
was  destined  to  outlive  !  destined  to  see  shedding 
his  blood,  and  bowing  his  head  in  agony.  Can  we 
ever  pass  her  by  and  not  say  from  our  hearts, 

"  0  thou  whose  purity  had  only  the  stain  of 
compassionate  tears  upon  it !  blessings,  blessings 
on  thee !" 

I  never  saw  her  image  but  it  suspended  my  steps 
on  the  highway  of  the  world,  discoursed  with  me, 
softened  and  chastened  me,  showing  me  too  clearly 
my  unworthiness  by  the  light  of  a  reproving 
smile. 

Petrarca.  Woe  betide  those  who  cut  off  from 
us  any  source  of  tenderness,  and  shut  out  from 
any  of  our  senses  the  access  to  devotion  ! 

Beatrice,  in  the  place  before  us,  changes  colour 
too,  as  deeply  as  ever  she  did  on  earth ;  for  Saint 
Peter,  in  his  passion,  picks  up  and  flourishes  some 
very  filthy  words.  He  does  not  recover  the  use 
of  his  reason  on  a  sudden  ;  but,  after  a  long  and 
bitter  complaint  that  faith  and  innocence  are  only 
to  be  found  in  little  children ;  and  that  the  child 
moreover  who  loves  and  listens  to  its  mother 
while  it  lisps,  wishes  to  see  her  buried  when  it  can 
speak  plainly ;  he  informs  us  that  this  corruption 
ought  to  excite  no  wonder,  since  the  human  race 
must  of  necessity  go  astray,  not  having  any  one 
upon  earth  to  govern  it. 

Boccaccio.  Is  not  this  strange  though ;  from  the 
mouth  of  one  inspired  1  We  are  taught  that  there 
never  shall  be  wanting  a  head  to  govern  the  church  ; 
could  Saint  Peter  say  that  it  icas  wanting  1  I  feel 
my  Catholicism  here  touched  to  the  quick.  How- 
ever, I  am  resolved  not  to  doubt :  the  more  diffi- 
culties I  find,  the  fewer  questions  I  raise :  the 
saints  must  settle  it,  as  well  as  they  can,  among 
themselves. 

Petrarca.  They  are  nearer  the  fountain  of  truth 
than  we  are  ;  and  I  am  confident  Saint  Paul  was 
in  the  right. 

Boccaccio.  I  do  verily  believe  he  may  have  been, 
although  at  Home  we  might  be  in  jeopardy  for 
saying  it.  Well  is  it  for  me  that  my  engagement 


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is  to  comment  on  Alighieri's  Divina  Corn-media, 
instead  of  his  treatise  De  Monarchia.  He  says 
bold  things  there,  and  sets  apostles  and  popes  to- 
gether by  the  ears.  That  is  not  the  worst.  He 
would  destroy  what  is  and  should  be,  and  would 
establish  what  never  can  nor  ought  to  be. 

Petrarca.  If  a  universal  monarch  could  make 
children  good  universally,  and  keep  them  as  inno- 
cent when  they  grow  up  as  when  they  were  in  the 
cradle,  we  might  wish  him  upon  his  throne  to- 
morrow. But  Alighieri,  and  those  others  who 
have  conceived  such  a  prodigy,  seem  to  be  unaware 
that  what  they  would  establish  for  the  sake  of 
unity,  is  the  very  thing  by  which  this  unity  must 
be  demolished.  For,  since  universal  power  does 
not  confer  on  its  possessor  universal  intelligence, 
and  since  a  greater  number  of  the  cunning  could 
and  would  assemble  round  him,  he  must  (if  we 
suppose  him  like  the  majority  and  nearly  the 
totality  of  his  class)  appoint  a  greater  proportion 
of  such  subjects  to  the  management  and  controul 
of  his  dominions.  Many  of  them  would  become 
the  rulers  of  cities  and  of  provinces  in  which  they 
have  no  connexions  or  affinities,  and  in  which  the 
preservation  of  character  is  less  desirable  to  them 
than  the  possession  of  power.  The  operations  of 
injustice,  and  the  opportunities  of  improvement, 
would  be  alike  concealed  from  the  monarch  in 
the  remoter  parts  of  his  territories ;  and  every  man 
of  high  station  would  exercise  more  authority 
than  he. 

Boccaccio.  Casting  aside  the  impracticable 
scheme  of  universal  monarchy,  if  kings  and  princes 
there  must  be,  even  in  the  midst  of  civility  and 
letters,  why  can  not  they  return  to  European  cus- 
toms, renouncing  those  Asiatic  practices  which 
are  become  enormously  prevalent!  why  can  not 
they  be  contented  with  such  power  as  the  kings 
of  Rome  and  the  lucumons  of  Etruria  were  con- 
tented with  ]  But  forsooth  they  are  wiser  !  and 
such  customs  are  obsolete  !  Of  their  wisdom  I  shall 
venture  to  say  nothing,  for  nothing,  I  believe,  is 
to  be  said  of  it,  but  the  customs  are  not  obsolete 
in  other  countries.  They  have  taken  deep  root  in 
the  north,  and  exhibit  the  signs  of  vigour  and 
vitality.  Unhappily,  the  weakest  men  always 
think  they  least  want  help  ;  like  the  mad  and  the 
drunk.  Princes  and  geese  are  fond  of  standing 
on  one  leg,  and  fancy  it  (no  doubt)  a  position  of 
gracefulness  and  security,  until  the  cramp  seizes 
them  on  a  sudden :  then  they  find  how  helpless 
they  are,  and  how  much  better  it  would  have  been 
if  they  had  employed  all  the  support  at  their 


Petrarca.  When  the  familiars  of  absolute  princes 
taunt  us,  as  they  are  Avont  to  do,  with  the  only 
apophthegm  they  ever  learnt  by  heart,  namely, 
that  it  is  better  to  be  ruled  by  one  master  than 
by  many,  I  quite  agree  with  them  ;  unity  of  power 
being  the  principle  of  republicanism,  while  the 
principle  of  despotism  is  division  and  delegation. 
In  the  one  system,  every  man  conducts  his  own 
affairs,  either  personally  or  through  the  agency  of 
some  trust-worthy  representative,  which  is  essen- 


tially the  same  :  in  the  other  system,  no  man,  in 
quality  of  citizen,  has  any  affairs  of  his  own  to 
conduct :  but  a  tutor  has  been  as  much  set  over 
him  as  over  a  lunatic,  as  little  with  his  option  or 
consent,  and  without  any  provision,  as  there  is  in 
the  case  of  the  lunatic,  for  returning  reason. 
Meanwhile,  the  spirit  of  republics  is  omnipresent 
in  them,  as  active  in  the  particles  as  in  the  mass, 
in  the  circumference  as  in  the  centre.  Eternal  it 
must  be,  as  truth  and  justice  are,  although  not 
stationary.  Yet  when  we  look  on  Venice  and 
Genoa,  on  the  turreted  Pisa  and  our  own  fair 
Florence,  and  many  smaller  cities  self-poised  in 
high  serenity;  when  we  see  what  edifices  they 
have  raised,  and  then  glance  at  the  wretched 
habitations  of  the  slaves  around,  the  Austrians, 
the  French,  and  other  fierce  restless  barbarians  ; 
difficult  is  it  to  believe  that  the  beneficent  God, 
who  smiled  upon  these  our  labours,  will  ever  in 
his  indignation  cast  them  down,  a  helpless  prey  to 
such  invaders. 

Morals  and  happiness  will  always  be  nearest  to 
perfection  in  small  communities,  where  function- 
aries are  appointed  by  as  numerous  a  body  as  can 
be  brought  together  of  the  industrious  and  intel- 
ligent, who  have  observed  in  what  manner  they 
superintend  their  families,  and  converse  with  their 
equals  and  dependents.  Do  we  find  that  farms 
are  better  cultivated  for  being  large1?  is  your 
neighbour  friendlier  for  being  powerful  1  is  your 
steward  honester  and  more  attentive  for  having  a 
mortgage  on  your  estate  or  a  claim  to  a  joint 
property  in  your  mansion  ]  Yet  well-educated 
men  are  seen  about  the  streets,  so  vacant  and 
delirious,  as  to  fancy  that  a  country  can  only  be 
well  governed  by  somebody  who  never  saw  and 
will  never  see  a  twentieth  part  of  it,  or  know  a 
hundredth  part  of  its  necessities ;  somebody  who 
has  no  relationships  in  it,  no  connexions,  no  re- 
membrances. A  man  without  soul  and  sympathy 
is  alone  to  be  the  governor  of  men  !  Giovanni ! 
our  Florentines  are,  beyond  all  others,  a  trea- 
cherous, tricking,  mercenary  race.  What  in  the 
name  of  heaven  will  become  of  them,  if  ever 
they  listen  to  these  ravings ;  if  ever  they  lose, 
by  their  cowardice  and  dissensions,  the  crust  of 
salt  that  keeps  them  from  putrescency,  their 
freedom  ? 

Boccaccio.  Alas !  I  dare  hardly  look  out  some- 
times, lest  I  see  before  me  the  day  when  German 
and  Spaniard  will  split  them  down  the  back  and 
throw  them  upon  the  coals.  Sad  thought !  here 
we  will  have  done  with  it.  We  can  not  help  them  : 
we  have  made  the  most  of  them,  like  the  good 
tailor  who,  as  Dante  says,  cuts  his  coat  accord- 
ing to  his  cloth. 

Petrarca.  Do  you  intend,  if  they  should  call 
upon  you  again,  to  give  them  occasionally  some 
of  your  strictures  on  his  prose  writings  1 

Boccaccio.  It  would  not  be  expedient.  Enough 
of  his  political  sentiments  is  exhibited,  in  various 
places  of  his  poem,  to  render  him  unacceptable 
to  one  party ;  and  enough  of  his  theological,  or 
rather  his  ecclesiastical,  to  frighten  both.  You 


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and  I  were  never  passionately  fond  of  the  papacy, 
to  which  we  trace  in  great  measure  the  miseries 
of  our  Italy,  its  divisions  and  its  corruptions,  the 
substitution  of  cunning  for  fortitude,  and  of  creed 
for  conduct.  He  burst  into  indignation  at  the 
sight  of  this,  and,  because  the  popes  took  away 
our  Christianity,  he  was  so  angry  he  would  throw 
her  freedom  after  it.  Any  thorn  in  the  way  is 
fit  enough  to  toss  the  tattered  rag  on.  A  German 
king  will  do;  Austrian  or  Bavarian,  Swabian  or 
Switzer.  And,  to  humiliate  us  more  and  more, 
and  render  us  the  laughing-stock  of  our  house- 
hold, he  would  invest  the  intruder  with  the  title 
of  Roman  emperor.  What !  it  is  not  enough 
then  that  he  assumes  it !  We  must  invite  him, 
forsooth,  to  accept  it  at  our  hands  ! 

Petrarca.  Let  the  other  nations  of  Europe  be 
governed  by  their  hereditary  kings  and  feudal 
princes  :  it  is  more  accordant  with  those  ancient 
habits  which  have  not  yet  given  way  to  the  blan- 
dishment of  literature  and  the  pacific  triumph 
of  the  arts  :  but  let  the  states  of  Italy  be  guided 
by  their  own  citizens.  May  nations  find  out  by 
degrees  that  the  next  evil  to  being  conquered  is 
to  conquer,  and  that  he  who  assists  in  making 
slaves  gives  over  at  last  by  becoming  one. 

Boccaccio.  Let  us  endure  a  French  pope,  or  any 
other,  as  well  as  we  can ;  there  is  no  novelty  in 
his  being  a  stranger.  The  Romans  at  all  times 
picked  up  recruits  from  the  thieves,  gods,  and 
priests,  of  all  nations.  Dante  is  wrong,  I  suspect, 
in  imagining  the  popes  to  be  infidels;  and,  no 
doubt,  they  would  pay  for  indulgences  as  honestly 
as  they  sell  them,  if  there  were  anybody  at  hand 
to  receive  the  money.  But  who  in  the  world  ever 
thought  of  buying  the  cap  he  was  wearing  on  his 
own  head  ]  Popes  are  no  such  triflers.  After  all, 
an  infidel  pope  (and  I  do  not  believe  there  are 
three  in  a  dozen)  is  less  noxious  than  a  sanguinary 
soldier,  be  his  appellation  what  it  may,  if  his  power 
is  only  limited  by  his  will.  My  experience  has 
however  taught  me,  that  where  there  is  a  great 
mass  of  power  concentrated,  it  will  always  act 
with  great  influence  on  the  secondary  around  it. 
Whether  pope  or  emperor  or  native  king  occupy 
the  most  authority  within  the  Alps,  the  barons 
will  range  themselves  under  his  banner,  apart  from 
the  citizens.  Venice,  who  appears  to  have  re- 
ceived by  succession  the  political  wisdom  of  repub- 
lican Rome,  has  less  political  enterprise  :  and  the 
jealousies  of  her  rivals  will  always  hold  them  back, 
or  greatly  check  them,  from  any  plan  suggested 
by  her  for  the  general  good. 

Petrarca.  It  appears  to  be  the  will  of  Provi- 
dence that  power  and  happiness  shall  never 
co-exist.  Whenever  a  state  becomes  power- 
ful, it  becomes  unjust;  and  injustice  leads 
it  first  to  the  ruin  of  others,  and  next,  and 
speedily,  to  its  own.  We,  whose  hearts  are  re- 
publican, are  dazzled  by  looking  so  long  and  so 
intently  at  the  eagles,  and  standards,  and  golden 
letters,  S.  P.  Q.  R.  We  are  reluctant  to  admit 
that  the  most  wretched  days  of  ancient  Rome 
were  the  days  of  her  most  illustrious  men  ;  that 


they  began  amid  the  triumphs  of  Scipio,  when 
the  Gracchi  perished,  and  reached  the  worst  under 
the  dictatorship  of  Caesar,  when  perished  Liberty 
herself.  A  milder  and  better  race  was  gradually 
formed  by  Grecian  instruction.  Vespasian,  Titus, 
Nerva,  Trajan,  the  Antonines,  the  Gordians, 
Tacitus,  Probus,  in  an  almost  unbroken  series,  are 
such  men  as  never  wore  the  diadem  in  other 
countries ;  and  Rome  can  show  nothing  compara- 
ble to  them  in  the  most  renowned  and  virtuous  of 
her  earlier  consuls.  Humanity  would  be  consoled 
in  some  degree  by  them,  if  their  example  had 
sunk  into  the  breasts  of  the  governed.  But  fero- 
city is  unsoftened  by  sensuality  ;  and  the  milk  of 
the  wolf  could  always  be  traced  in  the  veins  of  the 
effeminated  Romans. 

Petrarca.  That  is  true  :  and  they  continue  to 
this  day  less  humane  than  any  other  people  of 
Italy.  The  better  part  of  their  character  has  fallen 
off  from  them ;  and  in  courage  and  perseverance 
they  are  far  behind  the  Venetians  and  Ligurians. 
These  last,  a  scanty  population,  were  hardly  to  be 
conquered  by  Rome  in  the  plenitude  of  her  power, 
and  with  all  her  confederates :  for  which  reason 
they  were  hated  by  her  beyond  all  other  'nations. 
To  gratify  the  pride  and  malice  of  Augustus,  were 
written  the  verses, 

Vane  Ligur !  frustraque  animis  elate  superbis, 
Nequicquam  patrias  tentasti  lubricus  artes. 

Since  that  time,  the  inhabitants  of  Genoa  and 
Venice  have  been  enriched  with  the  generous 
blood  of  the  Lombards.  This  little  tribe  on  the 
Subalpine  territory,  and  the  Norman  on  the  Apu- 
lian,  demonstrate  to  us,  by  the  rapidity  and  exten- 
sion of  their  conquests,  that  Italy  is  an  over-ripe 
fruit,  ready  to  drop  from  the  stalk  under  the  feet 
of  the  first  insect  that  alights  on  it. 

Boccaccio.  The  Germans,  although  as  ignorant 
as  the  French,  are  less  cruel,  less  insolent  and 
rapacious.  The  French  have  a  separate  claw  for 
every  object  of  appetite  or  passion,  and  a  spring 
that  enables  them  to  seize  it.  The  desires  of  the 
German  are  overlaid  with  food  and  extinguished 
with  drink,  which  to  others  are  stimulants  and 
incentives.  The  German  loves  to  see  everything 
about  him  orderly  and  entire,  however  coarse  and 
:ommon :  the  nature  of  the  Frenchman  is  to 
derange  and  destroy  everything.  Sometimes  when 
he  has  done  so,  he  will  reconstruct  and  refit  it  in 
his  own  manner,  slenderly  .  and  fantastically; 
oftener  leaving  it  in  the  middle,  and  proposing  to 
lay  the  foundation  when  he  has  pointed  the  pin- 
nacles and  gilt  the  weathercock. 

Petrarca.  There  is  no  danger  that  the  French 
will  have  a  durable  footing  in  this  or  any  other 
country.  Their  levity  is  more  intolerable  than 
German  pressure,  their  arrogance  than  German 
pride,  their  falsehood  than  German  rudeness,  and 
,heir  vexations  than  German  exaction. 

Boccaccio.  If  I  must  be  devoured,  I  have  little 
shoice  between  the  bear  and  the  panther.  May 
we  always  see  the  creatures  at  a  distance  and 
across  the  grating.  The  French  will  fondle  us,  to 


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show  us  how  vastly  it  is  our  interest  to  fondle 
them  ;  watching  all  the  while  their  opportunity ; 
looking  mild  and  half-asleep  ;  making  a  dash  at 
last ;  and  laying  bare  and  fleshless  the  arm  we 
extend  to  them,  from  shoulder-blade  to  wrist. 

Petrarca.  No  nation,  grasping  at  so  much,  ever 
held  so  little,  or  lost  so  soon  what  it  had  inveigled. 
Yet  France  is  surrounded  by  smaller  and  by 
apparently  weaker  states,  which  she  never  ceases 
to  molest  and  invade.  Whatever  she  has  won, 
and  whatever  she  has  lost,  has  been  alike  won  and 
lost  by  her  perfidy;  the  characteristic  of  the 
people  from  the  earliest  ages,  and  recorded  by  a 
succession  of  historians,  Greek  and  Roman. 

Boccaccio.  My  father  spent  many  years  among 
them,  where  also  my  education  was  completed ; 
yet  whatever  I  have  seen,  I  must  acknowledge, 
corresponds  with  whatever  I  have  read,  and  cor- 
roborates in  my  mind  the  testimony  of  tradi- 
tion. Their  ancient  history  is  only  a  preface  to 
their  later.  Deplorable  as  is  the  condition  of 
Italy,  I  am  more  contented  to  share  in  her  suffer- 
ings than  in  the  frothy  festivities  of  her  frisky 
neighbour. 

Petrarca.  So  am  I :  but  we  must  never  deny  or 
dissemble  the  victories  of  the  ancient  Gauls,  many 
traces  of  which  are  remaining ;  not  that  a  nation's 
glory  is  the  greener  for  the  ashes  it  has  scattered 
in  the  season  of  its  barbarism. 

Boccaccio.  The  Cisalpine  regions  were  indeed 
both  invaded  and  occupied  by  them  ;  yet,  from 
inability  to  retain  the  acquisition,  how  inconsider- 
able a  part  of  the  population  is  Gaulish  !  Long 
before  the  time  of  Caesar,  the  language  was  Latin 
throughout :  the  soldiers  of  Marius  swept  away 
the  last  dregs  and  stains  on  the  ancient  hearth. 
Nor  is  there  in  the  physiognomy  of  the  people  the 
slightest  indication  of  the  Gaul,  as  we  perceive  by 
medals  and  marbles.  These  would  surely  preserve 
his  features ;  because  they  can  only  be  the  memo- 
rials of  the  higher  orders,  which  of  course  would 
have  descended  from  the  conquerors.  They  merged 
early  and  totally  in  the  original  mass :  and  the 
countenances  in  Cisalpine  busts  are  as  beautiful 
and  dignified  as  our  other  Italian  races. 

Petrarca.  The  French  imagine  theirs  are  too. 

Boccaccio.  I  heartily  wish  them  the  full  enjoyment 
of  their  blessings,  real  or  imaginary  :  but  neither 
their  manners  nor  their  principles  coincide  with 
ours,  nor  can  a  reasonable  hope  be  entertained  of 
benefit  in  their  alliance.  Union  at  home  is  all  we 
want,  and  vigilance  to  perpetuate  the  better  of  our 
institutions. 

Petrarca.  The  land,  0  Giovanni,  of  your  early 
youth,  the  land  of  my  only  love,  fascinates  us  no 
longer.  Italy  is  our  country ;  and  not  ours  only, 
but  every  man's,  wherever  may  have  been  his 
wanderings,  wherever  may  have  been  his  birth, 
who  watches  with  anxiety  the  recovery  of  the 
Arts,  and  acknowledges  the  supremacy  of  Genius. 
Beside,  it  is  in  Italy  at  last  that  all  our  few 
friends  are  resident.  Yours  were  left  behind  you  at 
Paris  in  your  adolescence,  if  indeed  any  friendship 
can  exist  between  a  Florentine  and  a  Frenchman : 


mine  at  Avignon  were  Italians,  and  older  for  the 
most-part  than  myself.  Here  we  know  that  we 
are  beloved  by  some,  and  esteemed  by  many.  It 
indeed  gave  me  pleasure  the  first  morning  as  Hay 
in  bed,  to  overhear  the  fondness  and  earnestness 
which  a  worthy  priest  was  expressing  in  your 
behalf. 

Boccaccio.  In  mine  1 

Petrarca.  Yes  indeed :  what  wonder  ? 

Boccaccio.  A  worthy  priest  ? 

Petrarca.  None  else,  certainly. 

Boccaccio.  Heard  in  bed  !  dreaming,  dreaming  ; 
ay? 

Petrarca.  No  indeed :  my  eyes  and  ears  were 
wide  open.  » 

Boccaccio.  The  little  parlour  opens  into  your 
room.  But  what  priest  could  that  be  1  Canonico 
Casini  ]  He  only  comes  when  we  have  a  roast  of 
thrushes,  or  some  such  small  matter  at  table  :  and 
this  is  not  the  season ;  they  are  pairing.  Plover 
eggs  might  tempt  him  hitherward.  If  he  heard 
a  plover  he  would  not  be  easy,  and  would  fain 
make  her  drop  her  oblation  before  she  had  settled 
her  nest . 

Petrarca.  It  is  right  and  proper  that  you  should 
be  informed  who  the  clergyman  was,  to  whom  you 
are  under  an  obligation. 

Boccaccio.  Tell  me  something  about  it,  for  truly 
I  am  at  a  loss  to  conjecture. 

Petrarca.  He  must  unquestionably  have  been 
expressing  a  kind  and  ardent  solicitude  for  your 
eternal  welfare.  The  first  words  I  heard  on 
awakening  were  these : 

"Ser  Giovanni,  although  the  best  of  masters . . ." 

Boccaccio.  Those  were  Assuntina's. 

Petrarca.  .  .  .  "may  hardly  be  quite  so  holy 
(not  being  priest  or  friar)  as  your  Reverence." 

She  was  interrupted  by  the  question,  "  What 
conversation  holdeth  he  ] " 

She  answered, 

"  He  never  talks  of  loving  our  neighbour  with 
all  our  heart,  all  our  soul,  and  all  our  strength, 
although  he  often  gives  away  the  last  loaf  in  the 
pantry." 

Boccaccio.  It  was  she  !  Why  did  she  say  that  ] 
the  slut ! 

Petrarca.  "  He  doth  well,"  replied  the  confessor. 
"Of  the  church,  of  the  brotherhood,  that  is,  of 
me,  what  discourses  holdeth  he  ? " 

I  thought  the  question  an  indiscreet  one  ;  but 
confessors  vary  in  their  advances  to  the  seat  of 
truth. 

She  proceeded  to  answer : 

"  He  never  said  anything  about  the  power  of  the 
church  to  absolve  us,  if  we  should  happen  to  go 
astray  a  little  in  good  company,  like  your  Reve- 
rence." 

Here,  it  is  easy  to  perceive,  is  some  slight  am- 
biguity. Evidently  she  meant  to  say,  by  the  se- 
duction of  "  bad"  company,  and  to  express  that 
his  Reverence  had  asserted  his  power  of  absolu- 
tion ;  which  is  undeniable. 

Boccaccio.  I  have  my  version. 

Petrarca.  What  may  your's  be  ? 


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Boccaccio.  Frate  Biagio;  broad  as  daylight; 
the  whole  frock  round  ! 

I  would  wager  a  flask  of  oil  against  a  turnip, 
that  he  laid  another  trap  for  a  penance.  Let  us 
see  how  he  went  on.  I  warrant,  as  he  warmed,  he 
left  off  limping  in  his  paces,  and  bore  hard  upon 
the  bridle. 

Petrarca.  "  Much  do  I  fear,"  continued  the  ex- 
positor, "he  never  spoke  to  thee,  child,  about 
another  world." 

There  was  a  silence  of  some  continuance. 

"  Speak ! "  said  the  confessor. 

"  No  indeed  he  never  did,  poor  Padrone  ! " 
was  the  slow  and  evidently  reluctant  avowal  of  the 
maiden ;  for,  in»the  midst  of  the  acknowledgment 
her  sighs  came  through  the  crevices  of  the  door : 
then,  without  any  farther  interrogation,  and  with 
little  delay,  she  added, 

"  But  he  often  makes  this  look  like  it." 

Boccaccio.  And  now,  if  he  had  carried  a  holy 
scourge,  it  would  not  have  been  on  his  shoulders 
that  he  would  have  laid  it. 

Petrarca.  Zeal  carries  men  often  too  far  afloat ; 
and  confessors  in  general  wish  to  have  the  sole 
steerage  of  the  conscience.  When  she  told  him 
that  your  benignity  made  this  world  another 
heaven,  he  warmly  and  sharply  answered, 

"  It  is  only  we  who  ought  to  do  that." 

"  Hush,"  said  the  maiden  ;  and  I  verily  believe 
she  at  that  moment  set  her  back  against  the 
door,  to  prevent  the  sounds  from  coming  through 
the  crevices,  for  the  rest  of  them  seemed  to  be  just 
over  my  night-cap.  "  Hush,"  said  she,  in  the 
whole  length  of  that  softest  of  all  articulations, 
"  There  is  Ser  Francesco  in  the  next  room  :  he 
sleeps  long  into  the  morning,  but  he  is  so  clever  a 
clerk,  he  may  understand  you  just  the  same.  I 
doubt  whether  he  thinks  Ser  Giovanni  in  the 
wrong  for  making  so  many  people  quite  happy ; 
and  if  he  should,  it  would  grieve  me  very  much  to 
think  he  blamed  Ser  Giovanni." 

"  Who  is  Ser  Francesco  ? "  he  asked,  in  a  low 
voice. 

"  Ser  Canonico,"  she  answered. 

'•'  Of  what  Duomo  1 "  continued  he. 

"  Who  knows  ] "  was  the  reply ;  "  but  he  is 
Padrone's  heart's  friend,  for  certain." 

"  Cospetto  di  Bacco  !  It  can  then  be  no  other 
than  Petrarca.  He  makes  rhymes  and  love  like 
the  devil.  Don't  listen  to  him,  or  you  are  un- 
done. Does  he  love  you  too,  as  well  as  Padrone  ? " 
he  asked,  still  lowering  his  voice. 

"I  can  not  tell  that  matter,"  she  answered, 
somewhat  impatiently :  "but  I  love  him." 

"  To  my  face  ! "  cried  he,  smartly. 

"  To  the  Santissima ! "  replied  she,  instanta- 
neously ;  "  for  have  not  I  told  your  Reverence 
he  is  Padrone's  true  heart's  friend  !  And  are 
not  you  my  confessor,  when  you  come  on  pur- 
pose 1 " 

"  True,  true ! "  answered  he :  "  but  there  are 
occasions  when  we  are  shocked  by  the  confession, 
and  wish  it  made  less  daringly." 

"I  was  bold;  but  who  can  help  loving  him 


who  loves  my  good  Padrone  ? "  said  she,  much 
more  submissively. 

Boccaccio.  Brave  girl,  for  that ! 

Dog  of  a  Frate  !  They  are  all  of  a  kidney ;  all 
of  a  kennel.  I  would  dilute  their  meal  well  and 
keep  them  low.  They  should  not  waddle  and 
wallop  in  every  hollow  lane,  nor  loll  out  their 
watery  tongues  at  every  wash-pool  in  the  parish. 
We  shall  hear,  I  trust,  no  more  about  Fra  Biagio 
in  the  house  while  you  are  with  us.  Ah  !  were  it 
then  for  life. 

Petrarca.  The  man's  prudence  may  be  reason- 
ably doubted,  but  it  were  uncharitable  to  question 
his  sincerity.  Could  a  neighbour,  a  religious  one 
in  particular,  be  indifferent  to  the  welfare  of  Boc- 
caccio, or  any  belonging  to  him  ? 

Boccaccio.  I  do  not  complain  of  his  indifference. 
Indifferent !  no,  not  he.  He  might  as  well  be, 
though.  My  Villetta  here  is  my  castle :  it  was 
my  father's ;  it  was  his  father's.  Cowls  did  not 
hang  to  dry  upon  the  same  cord  with  caps  in  their 
podere ;  they  shall  not  in  mine.  The  girl  is  an 
honest  girl,  Francesco,  though  I  say  it.  Neither 
she  nor  any  other  shall  be  befooled  and  bam- 
boozled under  my  roof.  Methinks  Holy  Church 
might  contrive  some  improvement  upon  confes- 
sion. 

Petrarca.  Hush  !  Giovanni !  But,  it  being  a 
matter  of  discipline,  who  knows  but  she  might. 

Boccaccio.  Discipline !  ay,  ay,  ay !  faith  and 
troth  there  are  some  who  want  it. 

Petrarca.  You  really  terrify  me.  These  are  sad 
surmises. 

Boccaccio.  Sad  enough  :  but  I  am  keeper  of  my 
handmaiden's  probity. 

Petrarca.  It  could  not  be  kept  safer. 

Boccaccio.  I  wonder  what  the  Frate  would  be 
putting  into  her  head. 

Petrarca.  Nothing,  nothing ;  be  assured. 

Boccaccio.  Why  did  he  ask  her  all  those  ques- 
tions ; 

Petrarca.  '  Confessors  do  occasionally  take  cir- 
cuitous ways  to  arrive  at  the  secrets  of  the  human 
heart. 

Boccaccio.  And  sometimes  they  drive  at  it,  me- 
thinks,  a  whit  too  directly.  He  had  no  business 
to  make  remarks  about  me. 

Petrarca.  Anxiety. 

Boccaccio.  'Fore  God,  Francesco,  he  shall  have 
more  of  that ;  for  I  will  shut  him  out  the  moment 
I  am  again  up  and  stirring,  though  he  stand  but  a 
nose's  length  off.  I  have  no  fear  about  the  girl;  no 
suspicion  of  her.  He  might  whistle  to  the  moon  on 
a  frosty  night,  and  expect  as  reasonably  her  de- 
scending. Never  was  a  man  so  entirely  at  his 
ease  as  I  am  about  that;  never,  never.  She  is 
adamant ;  a  bright  sword  now  first  unscabbarded ; 
no  breath  can  hang  about  it.  A  seal  of  beryl,  of 
chrysolite,  of  ruby ;  to  make  impressions  (all  in 
good  time  and  proper  place  though)  and  receive 
none  :  incapable,  just  as  they  are,  of  splitting,  or 
cracking,  or  flawing,  or  harbouring  dirt.  Let  him 
mind  that.  Such,  I  assure  you,  is  that  poor  little 
wench,  Assuntina. 


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Petrarca.  I  am  convinced  that  so  well-behaved 
a  young  creature  as  Assunta  .  .  . 

JSoccaccio.  Eight !  Assunta  is  her  name  by  bap- 
tism ;  we  usually  call  her  Assuntina,  because  she 
is  slender,  and  scarcely  yet  full-grown,  perhaps : 
but  who  can  tell  1 

As  for  those  friars,  I  never  was  a  friend  to  im- 
pudence :  I  hate  loose  suggestions.  In  girls' 
minds  you  will  find  little  dust  but  what  is  carried 
there  by  gusts  from  without.  They  seldom,  want 
sweeping;  when  they  do,  the  broom  should  be 
taken  from  behind  the  house-door,  and  the  master 
should  be  the  sacristan. 

.  .  .  Scarcely  were  these  words  uttered  when 
Assunta  was  heard  running  up  the  stairs ;  and 
the  next  moment  she  rapped.  Being  ordered  to 
come  in,  she  entered  with  a  willow  twig  in  her 
hand,  from  the  middle  of  which  willow  twig  (for 
she  held  the  two  ends  together)  hung  a  fish, 
shining  with  green  and  gold. 

"  What  hast  there,  young  maiden  1 "  said  Ser 
Francesco. 

"  A  fish,  Eiverenza ! "  answered  she.  "  In  Tus- 
cany we  call  it  tinea." 

Petrarca.  I  too  am  a  little  of  a  Tuscan. 

Assunta.  Indeed!  well,  you  really  speak  very  like 
one,  but  only  more  sweetly  and  slowly.  I  wonder 
how  you  can  keep  up  with  Signer  Padrone,  he 
talks  fast  when  he  is  in  health ;  and  you  have 
made  him  so.  Why  did  not  you  come  before  ? 
Your  Keverence  has  surely  been  at  Certaldo  in 
time  past. 

Petrarca.  Yes,  before  thou  wert  born. 

Assunta.  Ah  sir !  it  must  have  been  long  ago 
then. 

Petrarca.  Thou  hast  just  entered  upon  life. 

Assunta.  I  am  no  child. 

Petrarca.  What  then  art  thou  ? 

Assunta.  I  know  not :  I  have  lost  both  father 
and  mother ;  there  is  a  name  for  such  as  I  am. 

Petrarca.  And  a  place  in  heaven. 

Boccaccio.  Who  brought  us  that  fish,  Assunta  ] 
hast  paid  for  it  ?  there  must  be  seven  pounds  :  I 
never  saw  the  like. 

Assunta.  I  could  hardly  lift  up  my  apron  to  my 
eyes  with  it  in  my  hand.  Luca,  who  brought  it 
all  the  way  from  the  Padule,  could  scarcely  be 
entreated  to  eat  a  morsel  of  bread  or  sit  down. 

Boccaccio.  Give  him  a  flask  or  two  of  our  wine ; 
he  will  like  it  better  than  the  sour  puddle  of  the 
plain. 

Assunta.  He  is  gone  back. 

Boccaccio.  Gone !  who  is  he,  pray  ? 

Assunta.  Luca,  to  be  sure. 

Boccaccio.  What  Luca? 

Assunta.  Dominedio  !  0  Kiverenza !  how  sadly 
must  Ser  Giovanni,  my  poor  padrone,  have  lost 
his  memory  in  this  cruel  long  illness !  he  can  not 
recollect  young  Luca  of  the  Bientola,  who  married 
Maria. 

Boccaccio.  I  never  heard  of  either,  to  the  best  of 
my  knowledge. 

Assunta.  Be  pleased  to  mention  this  in  your 
prayers  to-night,  Ser  Canonico  !  May  Our  Lady 


soon  give  him  back  his  memory  !  and  everything 
else  she  has  been  pleased  (only  in  play,  I  hope)  to 
take  away  from  him  !  Ser  Francesco,  you  must 
have  heard  all  over  the  world  how  Maria  Garga- 
relli,  who  lived  in  the  service  of  our  paroco,  some- 
how was  outwitted  by  Satanasso.  Monsignore 
thought  the  paroco  had  not  done  all  he  might 
have  done  against  his  wiles  and  craftiness,  and 
sent  his  Reverence  over  to  the  monastery  in  the 
mountains,  Laverna  yonder,  to  make  him  look 
sharp ;  and  there  he  is  yet. 

And  now  does  Signor  Padrone  recollect  ? 

Boccaccio.  Rather  more  distinctly. 

Assunta.  Ah  me !  Rather  more  distinctly !  have 
patience,  Signor  Padrone  !  I  am  too  venturous, 
God  help  me !  But,  Riverenza,  when  Maria  was 
the  scorn  or  the  abhorrence  of  everybody  else,  ex- 
cepting poor  Luca  Sabbatini,  who  had  always 
cherished  her,  and  excepting  Signor  Padrone,  who 
had  never  seen  her  in  his  lifetime  .  .  for  paroco 
Snello  said  he  desired  no  visits  from  any  who 
took  liberties  with  Holy  Church  .  .  as  if  Padrone 
did  !  Luca  one  day  came  to  me  out  of  breath, 
with  money  in  his  hand  for  our  duck.  Now  it  so 
happened  that  the  duck,  stuffed  with  noble  chest- 
nuts, was  going  to  table  at  that  instant.  I  told 
Signor  Padrone. 

Boccaccio.  Assunta,  I  never  heard  thee  repeat 
so  long  and  tiresome  a  story  before,  nor  put  thy- 
self out  of  breath  so.  Come,  we  have  had  enough 
of  it. 

Petrarca.  She  is  mortified :  pray  let  her  pro- 
ceed. 

Boccaccio.  As  you  will. 

Assunta.  I  told  Signor  Padrone  how  Luca  was 
lamenting  that  Maria  was  seized  with  an  imagina- 
tion. 

Petrarca.  No  wonder  then  she  fell  into  misfor- 
tune, and  her  neighbours  and  friends  avoided  her. 

Assunta.  Riverenza !  how  can  you  smile  ]  Si- 
gnor Padrone  !  and  you  too  ?  You  shook  your 
head  and  sighed  at  it  when  it  happened.  The 
Demonio,  who  had  caused  all  the  first  mischief, 
was  not  contented  until  he  had  given  her  the 
imagination. 

Petrarca.  He  could  not  have  finished  his  work 
more  effectually. 

Assunta.  He  was  balked,  however.    Luca  said, 

"  She  shall  not  die  under  her  wrongs,  please 
God  ! " 

I  repeated  the  words  to  Signor  Padrone  .  .  . 
He  seems  to  listen,  Riverenza !  and  will  remember 
presently  .  .  .  and  Signor  Padrone  cut  away  one 
leg  for  himself,  clean  forgetting  all  the  chestnuts 
inside,  and  said  sharply,  "  Give  the  bird  to  Luca ; 
and,  hark  ye,  bring  back  the  minestra." 

Maria  loved  Luca  with  all  her  heart,  and  Luca 
loved  Maria  with  all  his  :  but  they  both  hated 
paroco  Snello  for  such  neglect  about  the  evil  one. 
And  even  Monsignore,  who  sent  for  Luca  on  pur- 
pose, had  some  difficulty  in  persuading  him  to 
forbear  from  choler  and  discourse.  For  Luca,  who 
never  swears,  swore  bitterly  that  the  devil  should 
play  no  such  tricks  again,  nor  alight  on  girls  nap- 


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ping  in  the  parsonage.  Monsignore  thought  he 
intended  to  take  violent  possession,  and  to  keep 
watch  there  himself  without  consent  of  the  in- 
cumbent. "  I  will  have  no  scandal,"  said  Mon- 
signore ;  so  there  was  none.  Maria,  though  she 
did  indeed,  as  I  told  your  Reverence,  love  her 
Luca  dearly,  yet  she  long  refused  to  marry  him, 
and  cried  very  much  at  last  on  the  wedding- 
day,  and  said,  as  she  entered  the  porch, 

"  Luca  !  it  is  not  yet  too  late  to  leave  me." 

He  would  have  kissed  her,  but  her  face  was 
upon  his  shoulder. 

Pievano  Locatelli  married  them,  and  gave  them 
his  blessing  :  and  going  down  from  the  altar,  he 
said  before  the  people,  as  he  stood  on  the  last  step, 
"  Be  comforted,  child  !  be  comforted !  God  above 
knows  that  thy  husband  is  honest,  and  that  thou 
art  innocent."  Pievano's  voice  trembled,  for  he 
was  an  aged  and  holy  man,  and  had  walked  two 
miles  on  the  occasion.  Pulcheria,  his  governante, 
eighty  years  old,  carried  an  apronful  of  lilies  to 
bestrew  the  altar ;  and  partly  from  the  lilies,  and 
partly  from  the  blessed  angels  who  (although  in- 
visible) were  present,  the  church  was  filled  with 
fragrance.  Many  who  heretofore  had  been 
frightened  at  hearing  the  mention  of  Maria's 
name,  ventured  now  to  walk  up  toward  her;  and 
some  gave  her  needles,  and  some  offered  skeins  of 
thread,  and  some  ran  home  again  for  pots  of 
honey. 

Boccaccio.  And  why  didst  not  thou  take  her 
some  trifle  ? 

Assunta.  I  had  none. 

Boccaccio.  Surely  there  are  always  such  about 
the  premises. 

Assunta.  Not  mine  to  give  away. 

Boccaccio.  So  then  at  thy  hands,  Assunta,  she 
went  off  not  overladen.  Ne'er  a  bone-bodkin  out 
of  thy  bravery,  ay  1 


Atsunta.  I  ran  out  knitting,  with  the  woodbine 
and  syringa  in  the  basket  for  the  parlour.  I  made 
the  basket,  .  .  I  and  .  .  but  myself  chiefly,  for 
boys  are  loiterers. 

Boccaccio.  Well,  well :  why  not  bestow  the  bas- 
ket, together  with  its  rich  contents  ? 

Assunta.  I  am  ashamed  to  say  it  .  .  I  covered 
my  half-stocking  with  them  as  quickly  as  I  could, 
and  ran  after  her,  and  presented  it.  Not  knowing 
what  was  under  the  flowers,  and  never  minding 
the  liberty  I  had  taken,  being  a  stranger  to  her, 
she  accepted  it  as  graciously  as  possible,  and  bade 
me  be  happy. 

Petrarca.  I  hope  you  have  always  kept  her 
command. 

Assunta.  Nobody  is  ever  unhappy  here,  ex- 
cepting Fra  Biagio,  who  frets  sometimes  :  but 
that  may  be  the  walk ;  or  he  may  fancy  Ser  Gio- 
vanni to  be  worse  than  he  really  is. 

.  .  .  Having  now  performed  her  mission  and 
concluded  her  narrative,  she  bowed,  and  said, 

"  Excuse  me,  Riverenza !  excuse  me,  Signor 
Padrone  !  my  arm  aches  with  this  great  fish." 

Then,  bowing  again,  and  moving  her  eyes 
modestly  toward  each,  she  added,  "  with  permis- 
sion !"  and  left  the  chamber. 

"  About  the  Sposina,"  after  a  pause  began  Ser 
Francesco  :  "  about  the  Sposina,  I  do  not  see  the 
matter  clearly." 

"  You  have  studied  too  much  for  seeing  all 
things  clearly,"  answered  Ser  Giovanni :  "  you 
see  only  the  greatest.  In  fine,  the  devil,  on  this 
count,  is  acquitted  by  acclamation :  and  the  paroco 
Snello  eats  lettuce  and  chicory  up  yonder  at  La- 
verna.  He  has  mendicant  friars  for  his  society 
every  day ;  and  snails,  as  pure  as  water  can  wash 
and  boil  them,  for  his  repast  on  festivals.  Under 
this  discipline,  if  they  keep  it  up,  surely  one  devil 
out  of  legion  will  depart  from  him." 


FOURTH  DAY'S  INTERVIEW. 


Petrarca.  Do  not  throw  aside  your  Paradiso  for 
me.  Have  you  been  reading  it  again  so  early1? 

Boccaccio.  Looking  into  it  here  and  there.  I 
had  spare  time  before  me. 

Petrarca.  You  have  coasted  the  whole  poem, 
and  your  boat's  bottom  now  touches  ground.  But 
tell  me  what  you  think  of  Beatrice. 

Boccaccio.  I  think  her  in  general  more  of  the 
seraphic  doctor  than  of  the  seraph.  It  is  well  she 
retained  her  beauty  where  she  was,  or  she  would 
scarcely  be  tolerable  now  and  then.  And  yet,  in 
other  parts,  we  forget  the  captiousness  in  which 
Theology  takes  delight,  and  feel  our  bosoms  re- 
freshed by  the  perfect  presence  of  the  youthful 
and  innocent  Bice. 

There  is  something  so  sweetly  sanctifying  in 
pure  love ! 

Petrarca. 

Pure  love  ?  there  is  no  other ;  nor  shall  be, 
Till  the  worse  angels  hurl  the  better  down 
And  heaven  lie  under  hell :  if  God  is  one 
And  pure,  so  surely  love  is  pure  and  one. 


Boccaccio.  You  understand  it  better  than  I  do  : 
you  must  have  your  own  way. 

Above  all,  I  have  been  admiring  the  melody  of 
the  cadence  in  this  portion  of  iheDivinaCommedia. 
Some  of  the  stanzas  leave  us  nothing  to  desire  in 
facility  and  elegance. 

Alighieri  grows  harmonious  as  he  grows  hu- 
mane, and  does  not,  like  Orpheus,  play  the  better 
with  the  beasts  about  him. 

Petrarca.  It  is  in  Paradise  that  we  might  ex- 
pect his  tones  to  be  tried  and  modulated. 

Boccaccio.  None  of  the  imitative  arts  should 
repose  on  writhings  and  distortions.  Tragedy 
herself,  unless  she  lead  from  Terror  to  Pity,  has 
lost  her  way. 

Petrarca.  What  then  must  be  thought  of  a  long 
and  crowded  work,  whence  Pity  is  violently  CXT 
eluded,  and  where  Hatred  is  the  first  personage 
we  meet,  and  almost  the  last  we  part  from  ? 

Boccaccio.  Happily  the  poet  has  given  us  here 
a  few  breezes  of  the  morning,  a  few  glimpses  of 


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the  stars,  a  few  similes  of  objects  to  which  we 
have  been  accustomed  among  the  amusements  or 
occupations  of  the  country.  Some  of  them  would 
be  less  admired  in  a  meaner  author,  and  are  wel- 
come here  chiefly  as  a  variety  and  relief  to  the 
mind,  after  a  long  continuance  in  a  painful  pos- 
ture. Have  you  not  frequently  been  pleased  with 
a  short  quotation  of  verses  in  themselves  but 
indifferent,  from  finding  them  in  some  tedious 
dissertation  ?  and  especially  if  they  carry  you  forth 
a  little  into  the  open  air. 

Petrarca.  I  am  not  quite  certain  whether,  if  the 
verses  were  indifferent,  I  should  willingly  exchange 
the  prose  for  them  ;  bad  prose  being  less  weari- 
some than  bad  poetry  r  so  much  less  indeed,  that 
the  advantage  of  the  exchange  might  fail  to 
balance  the  account. 

Bocca-ccio.  Let  me  try  whether  I  can  not  give 
you  an  example  of  such  effect,  having  already 
given  you  the  tedious  dissertation. 

Petrarca.  Do  your  worst. 

Boccaccio.  Not  that  neither,  but  bad  enough. 

THE  PILGRIM'S  SHELL. 
Under  a  tuft  of  eglantine,  at  noon, 
I  saw  a  pilgrim  loosen  his  broad  shell 
To  catch  the  water  off  a  stony  tongue ; 
Medusa's  it  might  be,  or  Pan's,  erewhile, 
For  the  huge  head  was  shapeless,  eaten  out 
By  time  and  tempest  here,  and  here  embost 
With  clasping  tangles  of  dark  maidenhair. 

"  How  happy  is  thy  thirst !  how  soon  assuaged ! 
How  sweet  that  coldest  water  this  hot  day !  " 
Whispered  my  thoughts ;  not  having  yet  observ'd 
His  shell  so  shallow  and  so  chipt  around. 
Tall  though  he  was,  he  held  it  higher,  to  meet 
The  sparkler  at  its  outset :  with  fresh  leap, 
Vigorous  as  one  just  free  upon  the  world, 
Impetuous  too  as  one  first  checkt,  with  stamp 
Heavy  as  ten  such  sparklers  might  be  deemed, 
Ruslit  it  amain,  from  cavity  and  rim 
And  rim's  divergent  channels,  and  dropt  thick 
(Issuing  at  wrist  and  elbow)  on  the  grass. 
The  pilgrim  shook  his  head,  and  fixing  up 
His  scallop, 

"  There  is  something  yet,"  said  he, 
"  Too  scanty  in  this  world  for  my  desires !  " 

Petrarca.  0  Giovanni!  these  are  better  thoughts 
and  opportuner  than  such  lonely  places  formerly 
supplied  us  with.  The  whispers  of  rose-bushes 
were  not  always  so  innocent :  under  the  budding 
and  under  the  full-blown  we  sometimes  found 
other  images  :  sometimes  the  pure  fountain  failed 
in  bringing  purity  to  the  heart. 

Unholy  fire  sprang  up  in  fields  and  woods  ; 
The  air  that  fann'd  it  came  from  solitudes. 

If  our  desires  are  worthy  ones  and  accomplished, 
we  rejoice  in  after-time  ;  if  unworthy  and  unsuc- 
cessful, we  rejoice  no  less  at  their  discomfiture  and 
miscarriage.  We  can  not  have  all  we  wish  for. 
Nothing  is  said  oftener,  nothing  earlier,  nothing 
later.  It  begins  in  the  arms  with  the  chidings 
of  the  nurse  ;  it  will  terminate  with  the  milder 
voice  of  the  physician  at  the  deathbed.  But  al- 
though everybody  has  heard  and  most  have  said 
it,  yet  nobody  seems  to  have  said  or  considered, 
that  it  is  much,  very  much,to  be  able  to  form  and 


project  our  wishes  ;  that,  in  the  voyage  we  take 
to  compass  and  turn  them  to  account,  we  breathe 
freely  and  hopefully ;  and  that  it  is  chiefly  in  the 
stagnation  of  port  we  are  in  danger  of  disappoint- 
ment and  disease. 

Boccaccio.  The  young  man  who  resolves  to 
conquer  his  love,  is  only  half  in  earnest  or  has 
already  half  conquered  it.  But  fields  and  woods 
have  no  dangers  now  for  us.  I  may  be  alone 
until  doomsday,  and  loose  thoughts  will  be  at 
fault  if  they  try  to  scent  me. 

Petrarca.  When  the  rest  of  our  smiles  have 
left  us,  we  may  smile  at  our  immunities.  There 
are  indeed,  for  nearly  all, 

Rocks  on  the  shore  wherefrom  we  launch  on  life, 
Before  our  final  harbour  rocks  again, 
And  (narrow  sun-paced  plains  sailed  swiftly  by) 
Eddies  and  breakers  all  the  space  between. 

Yet  Nature  preserves  her  sedater  charms  for 
us  both :  and  I  doubt  whether  we  do  not  enjoy 
them  the  more,  by  exemption  from  solicitations 
and  distractions.  We  are  not  old  while  we  can 
hear  and  enjoy,  as  much  as  ever, 

The  lonely  bird,  the  bird  of  even-song, 
When,  catching  one  far  call,  he  leaps  elate, 
In  his  full  fondness  drowns  it,  and  again 
The  shrill  shrill  glee  through  Serravalle  rings. 

Boccaccio.  The  nightingale  is  a  lively  bird  to 
the  young  and  joyous,  a  melancholy  one  to  the 
declining  and  pensive.  He  has  notes  for  every 
ear ;  he  has  feelings  for  every  bosom ;  and  he 
exercises  over  gentle  souls  a  wider  and  more  wel- 
come dominion  than  any  other  creature.  If  I 
must  not  offer  you  my  thanks,  for  bringing  to  me 
such  associations  as  the  bed-side  of  sickness  is 
rarely  in  readiness  to  supply ;  if  I  must  not  de- 
clare to  you  how  pleasant  and  well  placed  are 
your  reflections  on  our  condition  ;  I  may  venture 
to  remark  on  the  nightingale,  that  our  Italy  is 
the  only  country  where  this  bird  is  killed  for 
the  market.  In  no  other  is  the  race  of  Avarice 
and  Gluttony  so  hard  run.  What  a  triumph  for  j 
a  Florentine,  to  hold  under  his  fork  the  most 
delightful  being  in  all  animated  nature  !  the  being 
to  which  every  poet,  or  nearly  every  one,  dedicates 
the  first  fruits  of  his  labours.  A  cannibal  who 
devours  his  enemy,  through  intolerable  hunger, 
or,  what  he  holds  as  the  measure  of  justice  and 
of  righteousness,  revenge,  may  be  viewed  with 
less  abhorrence  than  the  heartless  gormandiser, 
who  casts  upon  his  loaded  stomach  the  little 
breast  that  has  poured  delight  on  thousands. 

Petrarca.  The  English,  I  remember  Ser  Geof- 
freddo*  telling  us,  never  kill  singing-birds  nor 
swallows. 

Boccaccio.  Music  and  hospitality  are  sweet  and 
sacred  things  with  them ;  and  well  may  they 
value  their  few  warm  days,  out  of  which,  if  the 
produce  is  not  wine  and  oil,  they  gather  song  and 
garner  sensibility. 

Petrarca.  Ser  Geoffreddo  felt  more  pleasure  in 
the  generosity  and  humanity  of  his  countrymen, 


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than  in  the  victories  they  had  recently  won,  with 
incredibly  smaller  numbers,  over  their  boastful 
enemy. 

Boccaccio,  I  know  not  of  what  nation  I  could 
name  so  amusing  a  companion  as  Ser  Geoffreddo. 
The  Englishman  is  rather  an  island  than  an 
islander;  bluff,  stormy,  rude,  abrupt,  repulsive, 
inaccessible.  We  must  not  however  hold  back 
or  dissemble  the  learning,  and  wisdom,  and  cour- 
tesy, of  the  better.  While  France  was  without  one 
single  man  above  a  dwarf  in  literature,  and  we 
in  Italy  had  only  a  small  sprinkling  of  it,  Richard 
de  Bury  was  sent  ambassador  to  Rome  by  King 
Edward.  So  great  was  his  learning,  that  he  com- 
posed two  grammars,  one  Greek,  one  Hebrew ; 
neither  of  which  labours  had  been  attempted  by 
the  most  industrious  and  erudite  of  those  who 
spoke  the  languages :  he  likewise  formed  so  com- 
plete a  library  as  belongs  only  to  the  Byzantine 
emperors.  This  prelate  came  into  Italy  attended 
by  Ser  Geoffreddo,  in  whose  company  we  spent,  as 
you  remember,  two  charming  evenings  at  Arezzo. 

Petrarca.  What  wonderful  things  his  country- 
men have  been  achieving  in  this  century  ! 

Boccaccio.  And  how  curious  it  is  to  trace  them 
up  into  their  Norwegian  coves  and  creeks  three 
or  four  centuries  back  ! 

Petrarca.  Do  you  think  it  possible  that  Norway, 
which  never  could  maintain  sixty  thousand*  male 
adults,  was  capable  of  sending,  from  her  native 
population,  a  sufficient  force  of  warriors  to  conquer 
the  best  province  of  France,  and  the  whole  of 
England]  And  you  must  deduct  from  these 
sixty  thousand,  the  aged,  the  artisans,  the  cul- 
tivators, and  the  clergy,  together  with  all  the  de- 
pendents of  the  church  :  which  numbers,  united, 
we  may  believe  amounted  to  above  one  half. 

Boccaccio.  That  she  could  embody  such  an 
army  from  her  own  very  scanty  and  scattered 
population ;  no,  indeed  :  but  if  you  recollect  that  a 
vast  quantity  of  British  had  been  ejected  by  in- 
cursions of  Picts,  and  that  also  there  had  been 
on  the  borders  a  general  insurrection  against  the 
Romans,  and  against  those  of  half-blood  (which 
is  always  the  case  in  a  rebellion  of  the  Aboriginals), 
and  if  you  believe,  as  I  do,  that  the  ejected 
Romans,  of  the  coast  at  least,  became  pirates, 
and  were  useful  to  the  Scandinavians,  by  intro- 
ducing what  was  needful  of  their  arts  and  saleable 
of  their  plunder,  taking  in  exchange  their  iron 
and  timber,  you  may  readily  admit  as  a  probabi- 
lity, that  by  the  display  of  spoils  and  the  spirit 
of  enterprise,  they  encouraged,  headed,  and  car- 
ried into  effect  the  invasion  of  France,  and  sub- 
sequently of  England.  The  English  gentlemen  of 
Norman  descent  have  neither  blue  eyes,  in  general, 
nor  fair  complexions,  differing  in  physiognomy 
altogether  both  from  the  Belgic  race  and  the 
Norwegian.  Beside,  they  are  remarkable  for  a 
sedate  and  somewhat  repulsive  pride,  very  different 

*  With  the  advantages  of  her  fisheries,  which  did  not 
exist  in  the  age  of  Petrarca,  and  of  her  agriculture,  which 
prohably  is  quintupled  since,  Norway  does  not  contain  at 
present  the  double  of  the  number. 


from  the  effervescent  froth  of  the  one,  and  the 
sturdy  simplicity  of  the  other.  Ser  Geoffreddo 
is  not  only  the  greatest  genius,  but  likewise  the 
most  amiable  of  his  nation.  He  gave  his  thoughts 
and  took  yours  with  equal  freedom.  His  country- 
men, if  they  give  you  any,  throw  them  at  your 
head ;  and,  if  they  receive  any,  cast  them  under 
their  feet  before  you.  Courtesy  is  neither  a  qua- 
lity of  native  growth,  nor  communicable  to  them. 
Their  rivals,  the  French,  are  the  best  imitators  in 
the  world ;  the  English  the  worst ;  particularly 
under  the  instruction  of  the  Graces.  They  have 
many  virtues,  no  doubt ;  but  they  reserve  them 
for  the  benefit  of  their  families,  or  of  their  ene- 
mies ;  and  they  seldom  take  the  trouble  to  unpack 
them  in  their  short  intercourse  abroad. 

Petrarca.  Ser  Geoffreddo,  I  well  remember,  was 
no  less  remarkable  for  courtesy  than  for  cordiality. 

Boccaccio.  He  was  really  as  attentive  and  polite 
toward  us  as  if  he  had  made  us  prisoners.  It  is 
on  that  occasion  the  English  are  most  unlike  their 
antagonists  and  themselves.  What  an  evil  must 
they  think  it  to  be  vanquished  !  when,  struggling 
with  their  bashfulness  and  taciturnity,  they  become 
so  solicitous  and  inventive  in  raising  the  spirits 
of  the  fallen.  The  Frenchman  is  ready  to  truss 
you  on  his  rapier,  unless  you  acknowledge  the 
perfection  of  his  humanity,  and  to  spit  in  your 
face,  if  you  doubt  for  a  moment  the  delicacy  of  his 
politeness.  The  Englishman  is  almost  angry  if 
you  mention  either  of  these  as  belonging  to  him, 
and  turns  away  from  you  that  he  may  not  hear  it. 

Petrarca.  Let  us  felicitate  ourselves  that  we 
rarely  are  forced  to  witness  his  self-affliction. 

Boccaccio.  In  palaces,  and  especially  the  ponti- 
fical, it  is  likely  you  saw  the  very  worst  of  them  : 
indeed  there  are  few  in  any  other  country  of  such 
easy,  graceful,  unaffected  manners  as  our  Italians. 
We  are  warmer  at  the  extremities  than  at  the 
heart :  sunless  nations  have  central  fires.  The 
Englishman  is  more  gratified  when  you  enable 
him  to  show  you  a  fresh  kindness,  than  when  you 
remind  him  of  a  past  one ;  and  he  forgets  what 
he  has  conferred  as  readily  as  we  forget  what  we 
have  received.  In  our  civility,  in  our  good-nature, 
in  our  temperance,  in  our  frugality,  none  excell  us ; 
and  greatly  are  we  in  advance  of  other  men,  in 
the  arts,  in  the  sciences,  in  the  culture,  in  the 
application,  and  in  the  power  of  intellect.  Our 
faculties  are  perfect,  with  the  sole  exception  of 
memory ;  and  our  memory  is  only  deficient  in  its 
retentiveness  of  obligation. 

Petrarca.  Better  had  it  failed  in  almost  all  its 
other  functions.  Yet,  if  our  countrymen  presented 
any  flagrant  instances  of  ingratitude,  Alighieri 
would  have  set  apart  a  bolga  for  their  reception. 

Boccaccio.  When  I  correct  and  re-publish  my 
Commentary,  I  must  be  as  careful  to  gratify,  as 
my  author  was  to  affront  them.  I  know,  from  the 
nature  of  the  Florentines  and  of  the  Italians  in 
general,  that  in  calling  on  me  to  produce  one,  they 
would  rather  I  should  praise  indiscriminately  than 
parsimoniously.  And  respect  is  due  to  them  for 
repairing,  by  all  the  means  in  their  power,  the  in- 


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justice  their  fathers  committed ;  for  enduring  in 
humility  his  resentment ;  and  for  investing  him 
with  public  honours,  as  they  would  some  deity 
who  had  smitten  them.  Respect  is  due  to  them, 
and  I  will  offer  it,  for  placing  their  greatness  on 
so  firm  a  plinth,  for  deriving  their  pride  from  so 
wholesome  a  source,  and  for  declaring  to  the  world 
that  the  founder  of  a  city  is  less  than  her  poet  and 
instructor. 

Petrarca.  In  the  precincts  of  those  lofty  monu- 
ments, those  towers  and  temples,  which  have 
sprung  up  amid  her  factions,  the  name  of  Dante 
is  heard  at  last,  and  heard  with  such  reverence  as 
only  the  angels  or  the  saints  inspire. 

Boccaccio.  There  are  towns  so  barbarous,  that 
they  must  be  informed  by  strangers  of  their  own 
great  man,  when  they  happen  to  have  produced 
one ;  and  would  then  detract  from  his  merits,  that 
they  might  not  exhibit  their  awkwardness  in  doing 
him  honour,  or  their  shame  in  withholding  it. 
There  are  such ;  but  not  in  Italy.  I  have  seen 
youths  standing  and  looking  with  seriousness,  and 
indeed  with  somewhat  of  veneration,  on  the  broad 
and  low  stone  bench,  to  the  south  of  the  cathedral, 
where  Dante  sat  to  enjoy  the  fresh  air  in  summer 
evenings ;  and  where  Giotto,  in  conversation  with 
him,  watched  the  scaffolding  rise  higher  and 
higher  up  his  gracefullest  of  towers.  It  was  truly  a 
bold  action,  when  a  youngster  pushed  another 
down  on  the  poet's  seat.  The  surprised  one  blushed 
and  struggled,  as  those  do  who  unwittingly  have 
been  drawn  into  a  penalty  (not  lightened  by 
laughter)  for  having  sitten  in  the  imperial  or  the 
papal  chair. 

Petrarca.  These  are  good  signs,  and  never  fal- 
lacious. In  the  presence  of  such  young  persons  we 
ought  to  be  very  cautious  how  we  censure  a  man 
of  genius.  One  expression  of  irreverence  may  eradi- 
cate what  demands  the  most  attentive  culture, 
may  wither  the  first  love  for  the  fair  and  noble, 
and  may  shake  the  confidence  of  those  who  are 
about  to  give  the  hand  to  a  guidance  less  liable 
to  error.  We  have  ever  been  grateful  to  the  Deity, 
for  saving  us  from  among  the  millions  swept  away 
by  the  pestilence,  which  depopulated  the  cities  of 
Italy,  and  ravaged  the  whole  of  Europe  :  let  us  be 
equally  grateful  for  an  exemption  as  providential 
and  as  rare  in  the  world  of  letters  ;  an  exemption 
from  that  Plica  Polonica  of  invidiousness,  which 
infests  the  squalider  of  poetical  heads,  and  has 
not  always  spared  those  which  ought  to  have 
been  cleanlier. 

Boccaccio.  Critics  are  indignant  if  we  are  silent, 
and  petulant  if  we  complain.  You  and  I  are  so 
kindly  and  considerate  in  regard  to  them,  that  we 
rather  pat  their  petulance  than  prick  up  their  in- 
dignation. Marsyas,  while  Apollo  was  flaying  him 
leisurely  and  dexterously,  with  all  the  calmness  of 
a  god,  shortened  his  upper  lip  prodigiously,  and 
showed  how  royal  teeth  are  fastened  in  their  gums  : 
his  eyes  grew  blood-shot,  and  expanded  to  the  size 
of  rock-melons,  though  naturally,  in  length  and 
breadth,  as  well  as  colour,  they  more  resembled  a 
well-ripened  bean-pod.  And  there  issued  from  his 


smoking  breast,  and  shook  the  leaves  above  it,  a 
rapid  irregular  rush  of  yells  and  bowlings.  Re- 
marking so  material  a  change  in  his  countenance 
and  manners,  a  satyr,  who  was  much  his  friend 
and  deeply  interested  in  his  punishment,  said 
calmly,  '  Marsyas !  Marsyas !  is  it  thou  who  criest 
out  so  unworthily  ?  If  thou  couldst  only  look  down 
from  that  pleasant,  smooth,  shady  beech-tree,  thou 
wouldst  have  the  satisfaction  of  seeing  that  thy 
skin  is  more  than  half  drawn  off  thee  :  it  is  hardly 
worth  while  to  make  a  bustle  about  it  now.' 

Petrarca.  Every  Marsyas  hath  his  consoling 
satyr.  Probably  when  yours  was  flayed,  he  was 
found  out  to  be  a  good  musician,  by  those  who  re- 
commended the  flaying  and  celebrated  the  flayer. 
Among  authors,  none  hath  so  many  friends  as  he 
who  is  just  now  dead,  and  had  the  most  enemies 
last  week.  Those  who  were  then  his  adversaries 
are  now  sincerely  his  admirers,  for  moving  out  of 
the  way,  and  leaving  one  name  less  in  the  lottery. 
And  yet,  poor  souls  !  the  prize  will  never  fall  to 
them.  There  is  something  sweet  and  generous  in 
the  tone  of  praise,  which  captivates  an  ingenuous 
mind,  whatever  may  be  the  subject  of  it ;  while 
propensity  to  censure  not  only  excites  suspicion 
of  malevolence,  but  reminds  the  hearer  of  what  he 
can  not  disentangle  from  his  earliest  ideas  of  vul- 
garity. There  being  no  pleasure  in  thinking  ill, 
it  is  wonderful  there  should  be  any  in  speaking 
ill.  You,  my  friend,  can  find  none  in  it :  but 
every  step  you  are  about  to  take  in  the  revisal  of 
your  Lectures,  will  require  much  caution.  Aware 
you  must  be  that  there  are  many  more  defects  in 
our  author  than  we  have  touched  or  glanced  at : 
principally,  the  loose  and  shallow  foundation  of  so 
vast  a  structure ;  its  unconnectedness ;  its  want 
of  manners,  of  passion,  of  action,  consistently  and 
uninterruptedly  at  work  toward  a  distinct  and 
worthy  purpose ;  and  lastly  (although  less  impor- 
tantly as  regards  the  poetical  character)  that  sple- 
netic temper,  which  seems  to  grudge  brightness 
to  the  flames  of  hell,  to  delight  in  deepening  its 
gloom,  in  multiplying  its  miseries,  in  accumula- 
ting weight  upon  depression,  and  building  laby- 
rinths about  perplexity. 

Boccaccio.  Yet,  0  Francesco !  when  I  remem- 
ber what  Dante  had  suffered  and  was  suffering 
from  the  malice  and  obduracy  of  his  enemies; 
when  I  feel  (and  how  I  do  feel  it !)  that  you  also 
have  been  following  up  his  glory  through  the 
same  paths  of  exile ;  I  can  rest  only  on  what  is 
great  in  him,  and  the  exposure  of  a  fault  appears 
to  me  almost  an  inhumanity. 

The  first  time  I  ever  walked  to  his  villa  on  the 
Mugnone,  I  felt  a  vehement  desire  to  enter  it ;  and 
yet  a  certain  awe  came  upon  me,  as  about  to  take 
an  unceremonious  and  an  unlawful  advantage  of 
his  absence.  While  I  was  hesitating,  its  inhabi- 
tant opened  the  gate,  saluted,  and  invited  me. 
My  desire  vanished  at  once;  and  although  the 
civility  far  exceeded  what  a  stranger  as  I  was,  and  so 
young  a  stranger  too,  could  expect,  or  what  pro- 
bably the  more  illustrious  owner  would  have 
vouchsafed,  the  place  itself  and  the  disparity  of  its 


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occupier  made  me  shrink  from  it  in  sadness,  and 
stand  before  him  almost  silent.  I  believe  I  should 
do  the  same  at  the  present  day. 

Petrarca.  With  such  feelings,  which  are  ours 
in  common,  there  is  little  danger  that  we  should 
be  unjust  toward  him  ;  and,  if  ever  our  opinions 
come  before  the  public,  we  may  disregard  the 
petulance  and  aspersions  of  those  whom  nature 
never  constituted  our  judges,  as  she  did  us  of 
Dante.  It  is  our  duty  to  speak  with  freedom ;  it 
is  theirs  to  listen  with  respect. 

Boccaccio.  History  would  come  much  into  the 
criticism,  and  would  perform  the  most  interesting 
part  in  it.  But  I  clearly  see  how  unsafe  it  is  to 
meddle  with  the  affairs  of  families :  and  every 
family  in  Florence  is  a  portion  of  the  government, 
or  has  been  lately.  Every  one  preserves  the  annals 
of  the  republic ;  the  facts  being  nearly  the  same,  the 
inferences  widely  diverging,  the  motives  utterly 
dissimilar.  A  strict  examination  of  Dante  would 
involve  the  bravest  and  most  intelligent ;  and  the 
court  of  Rome,  with  its  royal  agents,  would  per- 
secute them  as  conspirators  against  religion, 
against  morals,  against  the  peace,  the  order,  the 
existence  of  society.  When  studious  and  quiet 
men  get  into  power,  they  fancy  they  can  not  show 
too  much  activity,  and  very  soon  prove,  by  exert- 
ing it,  that  they  can  show  too  little  discretion. 
The  military,  the  knightly,  the  baronial,  are 
spurred  on  to  join  in  the  chase ;  but  the  fleshers 
have  other  names  and  other  instincts. 

Petrarca.  Posterity  will  regret  that  many  of 
those  allusions  to  persons  and  events,  which  we 
now  possess  in  the  pages  of  Dante,  have  not 
reached  her.  Among  the  ancients  there  are  few 
poets  who  more  abound  in  them  than  Horace  does, 
and  yet  we  feel  certain  that  there  are  many  which 
are  lost  to  us. 

Boccaccio.  I  wonder  you  did  not  mention  him 
before.  Perhaps  he  is  no  favourite  with  you. 

Petrarca.  Why  can  not  we  be  delighted  with  an 
author,  and  even  feel  a  predilection  for  him, 
without  a  dislike  to  others  1  An  admiration  of 
Catullus  or  Virgil,  of  Tibullus  or  Ovid,  is  never  to 
be  heightened  by  a  discharge  of  bile  on  Horace. 

Boccaccio.  The  eyes  of  critics,  whether  in  com- 
mending or  carping,  are  both  on  one  side,  like  a 
turbot's. 

Petrarca.  There  are  some  men  who  delight  in 
heating  themselves  with  wine,  and  others  with 
headstrong  frowardness.  These  are  resolved  to 
agitate  the  puddle  of  their  blood  by  running  into 
parties,  literary  or  political,  and  espouse  a  cham- 
pion's cause  with  such  ardour  that  they  run 
against  everything  in  their  way.  Perhaps  they 
never  knew  or  saw  the  person,  or  understood  his 
merits :  what  matter]  No  sooner  was  I  about  to 
be  crowned,  than  it  was  predicted  by  these  astro- 
logers, that  Protonatory  Nerucci  and  Cavallerizzo 
Vuotasacchetti  (two  lampooners,  whose  hands  had 
latterly  been  kept  from  their  occupation  by  draw- 
ing gold-embroidered  gloves  on  them)  would  be 
rife  .in  the  mouths  of  men  after  my  name  had 
fallen  into  oblivion. 


Boccaccio.  I  never  heard  of  them  before. 

Petrarca.  So  much  the  better  for  them,  and 
none  the  worse  for  you.  Vuotasacchetti  had  been 
convicted  of  filching  in  his  youth ;  and  Nerucci 
was  so  expert  a  logician,  and  so  rigidly  economical 
a  moralist,  that  he  never  had  occasion  for  veracity. 

Boccaccio.  The  upholders  of  such  gentry  are 
like  little  girls  with  their  dolls  :  they  must  clothe 
them,  although  they  strip  every  other  doll  in  the 
nursery.  It  is  reported  that  our  Giotto,  a  great 
mechanician  as  well  as  architect  and  painter,  in- 
vented a  certain  instrument  by  which  he  could 
contract  the  dimensions  of  any  head  laid  before 
him.  But  these  gentlemen,  it  appears,  have  im- 
proved upon  it,  and  not  only  can  contract  one, 
but  enlarge  another. 

Petrarca.  He  could  perform  his  undertaking 
with  admirable  correctness  and  precision ;  can 
they  theirs  ] 

Boccaccio.  I  never  heard  they  could  :  but  well 
enough  for  their  customers  and  their  consciences. 

Petrarca.  I  see  then  no  great  accuracy  is  re- 
quired. 

Boccaccio.  If  they  heard  you  they  would  think 
you  very  dull. 

Petrarca.  They  have  always  thought  me  BO: 
and,  if  they  change  their  opinion,  I  shall  begin  to 
think  so  myself. 

Boccacdo.  They  have  placed  themselves  just 
where,  if  we  were  mischievous,  we  might  desire  to 
see  them.  We  have  no  power  to  make  them  false 
and  malicious,  yet  they  become  so  the  moment 
they  see  or  hear  of  us,  and  thus  sink  lower  than 
our  force  could  ever  thrust  them.  Pigs,  it  is  said, 
driven  into  a  pool  beyond  their  depth,  cut  their 
throats  by  awkward  attempts  at  swimming.  We 
could  hardly  wish  them  worse  luck,  although  each 
had  a  devil  in  him.  Come,  let  us  away;  we  shall 
find  a  purer  stream  and  pleasanter  company  on 
the  Sabine  farm. 

Petrarca.  We  may  indeed  think  the  first  ode 
of  little  value,  the  second  of  none,  until  we  come 
to  the  sixth  stanza. 

Boccaccio.  Bad  as  are  the  first  and  second,  they 
are  better  than  that  wretched  one,  sounded  so  lu- 
gubriously in  our  ears  at  school,  as  the  master- 
piece of  the  pathetic ;  I  mean  the  ode  addressed 
to  Virgil  on  the  death  of  Quinctilius  Varus. 

Praecipe  lugubres 

Cantus,  Melpomene,  cut  liquidam  pater 
Vocem  cum  cithara  dedit. 

Did  he  want  any  one  to  help  him  to  cry  1  What 
man  immersed  in  grief  cares  a  quattrino  about 
Melpomene,  or  her  father's  fairing  of  an  artificial 
cuckoo  and  a  gilt  guitar  ]  What  man,  on  such 
an  occasion,  is  at  leisure  to  amuse  himself  with 
the  little  plaster  images  of  Pudor  and  Fides,  of 
Justitia  and  Veritas,  or  disposed  to  make  a  com- 
parison of  Virgil  and  Orpheus  1  But  if  Horace 
had  written  a  thousand-fold  as  much  trash,  we  are 
never  to  forget  that  he  also  wrote 
Coelotonantem,  &o. 
in  competition  with  which  ode,  the  finest  in  the 


PENTAMERON. 


Greek  language  itself  has,  to  my  ear,  too  many 
low  notes,  and  somewhat  of  a  wooden  sound. 
And  give  me  Vixi  puellis,  and  give  me  Quis 
multa  gracilis,  and  as  many  more  as  you  please  ; 
for  there  are  charms  in  nearly  all  of  them.  It 
now  occurs  to  me  that  what  is  written,  or  inter- 
polated, 

Acer  et  Mauri  peditis  cruentum 
Vultus  in  hostem, 

should  be  manci ;  a  foot  soldier  mutilated,  but 
looking  with  indignant  courage  at  the  trooper 
who  inflicted  the  wound.  The  Mauritanians  were 
celebrated  only  for  their  cavalry.  In  return  for  my 
suggestion,  pray  tell  me  what  is  the  meaning  of 

Obliquo  laborat 
Lympha  fugax  trepidare  rivo. 

Petrarca.  The  moment  I  learn  it  you  shall  have 
it.  Laborat  trepidare  !  lympha  rivo  !  fugax  too ! 
Fugacity  is  not  the  action  for  hard  work,  or  labour. 

Boccaccio.  Since  you  can  not  help  me  out,  I 
must  give  up  the  conjecture,  it  seems,  while  it  has 
cost  me  only  half  a  century.  Perhaps  it  may  be 
curiosafelicitas. 

Petrarca.  There  again  !  Was  there  ever  such 
an  unhappy  (not  to  say  absurd)  expression !  And 
this  from  the  man  who  wrote  the  most  beautiful 
sentence  in  all  latinity. 

Boccaccio.    What  is  that  ? 

Petrarca.  I  am  ashamed  of  repeating1  it,  al- 
though in  itself  it  is  innocent.  The  words  are, 

Gratias  ago  languor!  tuo,  quo  diutius  sub 
umbra  voluptatis  lusimus. 

Boccaccio.  Tear  out  this  from  the  volume ;  the 
rest,  both  prose  and  poetry,  may  be  thrown  away. 
In  the  Dinner  of  Nasidienus.  I  remember  the 
expression  nosse  laboro  ;  I  am  anxious  to  know  : 
this  expedites  the  solution  but  little.  In  the 
same  piece  there  is  another  odd  expression  : 

Turn  in  lecto  qudque  videret 
Stridere  secreta  divisos  aure  susurros. 

Petrarca.  I  doubt  Horace's  felicity  in  the  choice 
of  words,  being  quite  unable  to  discover  it,  and 
finding  more  evidences  of  the  contrary  than  in 
any  contemporary  or  preceding  poet ;  but  I  do 
not  doubt  his  infelicity  in  his  transpositions  of 
them,  in  which  certainly  he  is  more  remarkable 
than  whatsoever  writer  of  antiquity.  How  simple, 
in  comparison,  are  Catullus*  and  Lucretius  in  the 
structure  of  their  sentences  !  but  the  most  simple 
and  natural  of  all  are  Ovid  and  Tibullus..  Your 
main  difficulty  lies  in  another  road :  it  consists 
not  in  making  explanations,  but  in  avoiding 
them.  Some  scholars  will  assert  that  everything 
I  have  written  in  my  sonnets  is  allegory  or  allu- 
sion ;  others  will  deny  that  anything  is ;  and 
similarly  of  Dante.  It  was  known  throughout 
Italy  that  he  was  the  lover  of  Beatrice  Porticari. 
He  has  celebrated  her  in  many  compositions ;  in 
prose  and  poetry,  in  Latin  and  Italian.  Hence  it 
became  the  safer  for  him  afterward  to  introduce 
her  as  an  allegorical  personage,  in  opposition  to 


*  Except "  Non  ita  me  divi  vera  gemunt  juerint." 


the  Meretrice  ;  under  which  appellation  he  (and 
I  subsequently)  signified  the  Papacy.  Our  great 
poet  wandered  among  the  marvels  of  the  Apoca- 
lypse, and  fixed  his  eyes  the  most  attentively  on 
the  words, 

Veni,  et  ostendam  tibi  sponsam.  uxorein  Agni. 
He,  as  you  know,  wrote  a  commentary  on  his 
Commedia  at  the  close  of  his  Treatise  de  Mo- 
narchid.  But  he  chiefly  aims  at  showing  the 
duties  of  pope  and  emperor,  and  explaining  such 
parts  of  the  poem  as  manifestly  relate  to  them. 
The  Patarini  accused  the  pope  of  despoiling  and 
defiling  the  church ;  the  Ghibellines  accused  him 
of  defrauding  and  rebelling  against  the  emperor; 
Dante  enlists  both  under  his  flaming  banner, 
and  exhibits  the  Meretrice  stealing  from  Beatrice 
both  the  divine  and  the  august  chariot ;  the  church 
and  empire.  Grave  critics  will  protest  their  in- 
ability to  follow  you  through  such  darkness,  say- 
ing you  are  not  worth  the  trouble,  and  they  must 
give  you  up.  If  Laura  and  Fiametta  were  allego- 
rical, they  could  inspire  no  tenderness  in  our 
readers,  and  little  interest.  But,  alas  !  these  are 
no  longer  the  days  to  dwell  on  them. 

Let  human  art  exert  her  utmost  force, 
Pleasure  can  rise  no  higher  than  its  source ; 
And  there  it  ever  stagnates  where  the  ground 
Beneath  it,  O  Giovanni !  is  unsound. 

Boccaccio.  You  have  given  me  a  noble  quater- 
nion ;  for  which  I  can  only  offer  you  such  a  string 
of  beads  as  I  am  used  to  carry  about  with  me. 
Memory,  they  say,  is  the  mother  of  the  Muses  : 
this  is  her  gift,  not  theirs. 

DEPARTURE   FROM   FIAMETTA. 

When  go  I  must,  as  well  she  knew, 

And  neither  yet  could  say  adieu, 

Sudden  was  my  Piametta's  fear 

To  let  me  see  or  feel  a  tear. 

It  could  but  melt  my  heart  away, 

Nor  add  one  moment  to  my  stay. 

But  it  was  ripe  and  would  be  shed  . . 

So  from  her  cheek  upon  my  head 

It,  falling  on  the  neck  behind, 

Hung  on  the  hair  she  oft  had  twined. 

Thus  thought  she,  and  her  arm's  soft  strain 

Claspt  it,  and  down  it  fell  again. 

Come,  come,  bear  your  disappointment,  and  for- 
give my  cheating  you  in  the  exchange  J  Ah 
Francesco !  Francesco !  well  may  you  sigh ;  and 
I  too ;  seeing  we  can  do  little  now  but  make  verses 
and  doze,  and  want  little  but  medicine  and  masses, 
while  Fra  Biago  is  merry  as  a  lark,  and  half  mas- 
ter of  the  house.  Do  not  look  so  grave  upon  me 
for  remembering  so  well  another  state  of  exist- 
ence. He  who  forgets  his  love  may  still  more 
easily  forget  his  friendships.  I  am  weak,  I  con- 
fess it,  in  yielding  my  thoughts  to  what  returns 
no  more ;  but  you  alone  know  my  weakness. 
Petrarca.  We  have  loved  ;*  and  so  fondly  as  we 


*  The  tender  and  virtuous  Shenstone,  in  writing  the  most 
beautiful  of  epitaphs,  was  unaware  how  near  he  stood  to 
Petrarca.  Heu  quanto  minus  est  cum  aliis  versari  quam 
tui  meminisse. 

Pur  mi  consola  che  morir  per  lei 
Meglio  e  che  gioir  d'altra. 


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PENTAMERON. 


believe  none  other  ever  did  ;  and  yet,  although  it 
was  in  youth,  Giovanni,  it  was  not  in  the  earliest 
white  dawn,  when  we  almost  shrink  from  its 
freshness,  when  everything  is  pure  and  quiet, 
when  little  of  earth  is  seen,  and  much  of  heaven. 
It  was  not  so  with  us ;  it  was  with  Dante.  The 
little  virgin  Beatrice  Porticari  breathed  all  her 
purity  into  his  boyish  heart,  and  inhaled  it  back 
again  ;  and  if  war  and  disaster,  anger  and  disdain, 
seized  upon  it  in  her  absence,  they  never  could 
divert  its  course  nor  impede  its  destination. 
Happy  the  man  who  carries  love  with  him  in  his 
opening  day !  he  never  loses  its  freshness  in  the 
meridian  of  life,  nor  its  happier  influence  in  the 
later  hour.  If  Dante  enthroned  his  Beatrice  in 
the  highest  heaven,  it  was  Beatrice  who  conducted 
him  thither.  Love,  preceding  passion,  ensures, 
sanctifies,  and  I  would  say  survives  it,  were  it  not 
rather  an  absorption  and  transfiguration  into  its 
own  most  perfect  purity  and  holiness. 

Boccaccio.  Up  !  up  !  look  into  that  chest  of 
letters,  out  of  which  I  took  several  of  yours  to 
run  over  yesterday  morning.  All  those  of  a  friend 
whom  we  have  lost,  to  say  nothing  of  a  tenderer 
affection,  touch  us  sensibly,  be  the  subject  what  it 
may.  When,  in  taking  them  out  to  read  again,  we 
happen  to  come  upon  him  in  some  pleasant  mood, 
it  is  then  the  dead  man's  hand  is  at  the  heart. 
Opening  the  same  paper  long  afterward,  can  we 
wonder  if  a  tear  has  raised  its  little  island  in  it  ] 
Leave  me  the  memory  of  all  my  friends,  even  of 
the  ungrateful !  They  must  remind  me  of  some 
kind  feeling;  and  perhaps  of  theirs ;  and  for  that 
very  reason  they  deserve  another.  It  was  not  my 
fault  if  they  turned  out  less  worthy  than  I  hoped 
and  fancied  them.  Yet  half  the  world  complains 
of  ingratitude,  and  the  remaining  half  of  envy. 
Of  the  one  I  have  already  told  you  my  opinion, 
and  heard  yours  ;  and  the  other  we  may  surely 
bear  with  quite  as  much  equanimity.  For  rarely 
are  we  envied,  until  we  are  so  prosperous  that 
envy  is  rather  a  familiar  in  our  train  than  an 
enemy  who  waylays  us.  If  we  saw  nothing  of 
such  followers  and  outriders,  and  no  scabbard 
with  our  initials  upon  it,  we  might  begin  to  doubt 
our  station. 

Petrarca.  Giovanni,  you  are  unsuspicious,  and 
would  scarcely  see  a  monster  in  a  minotaur.  It 
is  well,  however,  to  draw  good  out  of  evil,  and  it 
is  the  peculiar  gift  of  an  elevated  mind.  Never- 
theless, you  must  have  observed,  although  with 
greater  curiosity  than  concern,  the  slipperiness 
and  tortuousness  of  your  detractors. 

Boccaccio.  Whatever  they  detract  from  me, 
they  leave  more  than  they  can  carry  away.  Be- 
side, they  always  are  detected. 

Petrarca.  When  they  are  detected,  they  raise 
themselves  up  fiercely,  as  if  their  nature  were 
erect  and  they  could  reach  your  height. 

Boccaccio.  Envy  would  conceal  herself  under 
the  shadow  and  shelter  of  contemptuousness,  but 
she  swells  too  huge  for  the  den  she  creeps  into. 
Let  her  lie  there  and  crack,  and  think  no  more 
about  her.  The  people  you  have  been  talking  of 


can  find  no  greater  and  no  other  faults  in  my 
writings  than  I  myself  am  willing  to  show  them, 
and  still  more  willing  to  correct.  There  are 
many  things,  as  you  have  just  now  told  me,  very 
unworthy  of  their  company. 

Petrarca.  He  who  has  much  gold  is  none  the 
poorer  for  having  much  silver  too.  When  a  king 
of  old  displayed  his  wealth  and  magnificence 
before  a  philosopher,  .the  philosopher's  exclama- 
tion was, 

"  How  many  things  are  here  which  I  do  not 
want ! " 

Does  not  the  same  reflection  come  upon  us, 
when  we  have  laid  aside  our  compositions  for  a 
time,  and  look  into  them  again  more  leisurely  ? 
Do  we  not  wonder  at  our  own  profusion,  and  say 
like  the  philosopher, 

"  How  many  things  are  here  which  I  do  not 
want ! " 

It  may  happen  that  we  pull  up  flowers  with 
weeds ;  but  better  this  than  rankness.  We  must 
bear  to  see  our  first-born  despatched  before  our 
eyes,  and  give  them  up  quietly. 

Boccaccio.  The  younger  will  be  the  most  reluc- 
tant. There  are  poets  among  us  who  mistake  in 
themselves  the  freckles  of  the  hay-fever  for  beauty- 
spots.  In  another  half-century  their  volumes  will 
be  inquired  after ;  but  only  for  the  sake  of  cutting 
out  an  illuminated  letter  from  the  title-page,  or  of 
transplanting  the  willow  at  the  end,  that  hangs  so 
prettily  over  the  tomb  of  Amaryllis.  If  they  wish 
to  be  healthy  and  vigorous,  let  them  open  their 
bosoms  to  the  breezes  of  Sunium ;  for  the  air  of 
Latium  is  heavy  and  overcharged.  Above  all, 
they  must  remember  two  admonitions ;  first,  that 
sweet  things  hurt  digestion  ;  secondly,  that  great 
sails  are  ill  adapted  to  small  vessels.  What  is 
there  lovely  in  poetry  unless  there  be  moderation 
and  composure  1  Are  they  not  better  than  the 
hot  uncontrollable  harlotry  of  a  flaunting  dishe- 
velled enthusiasm?  Whoever  has  the  power  of 
creating,  has  likewise  the  inferior  power  of  keeping 
his  creation  in  order.  The  best  poets  are  the 
most  impressive,  because  their  steps  are  regular ; 
for  without  regularity  there  is  neither  strength  nor 
state.  Look  at  Sophocles,  look  at  .iEschylus,  look 
at  Homer. 

Petrarca.  I  agree  with  you  entirely  to  the  whole 
extent  of  your  observations ;  and,  if  you  will  con- 
tinue, I  am  ready  to  lay  aside  my  Dante  for  the 
present. 

Boccaccio.  No,  no;  we  must  have  him  again 
between  us  :  there  is  no  danger  that  he  will  sour 
our  tempers. 

Petrarca.  In  comparing  his  and  yours,  since 
you  forbid  me  to  declare  all  I  think  of  your  genius, 
you  will  at  least  allow  me  to  congratulate  you  as 
being  the  happier  of  the  two. 

Boccaccio.  Frequently,  where  there  is  great 
power  in  poetry,  the  imagination  makes  encroach- 
ments on  the  heart,  and  uses  it  as  her  own.  I 
have  shed  tears  on  writings  which  never  cost  the 
writer  a  sigh,  but  which  occasioned  him  to  rub 
the  palms  of  his  hands  together,  until  they  were 


PENTAMEEON. 


343 


ready  to  strike  fire,  with  satisfaction  at  having 
overcome  the  difficulty  of  being  tender. 

Petrarca.  Giovanni !  are  you  not  grown  sa- 
tirical ? 

Boccaccio.  Not  in  this.  It  is  a  truth  as  broad 
and  glaring  as  the  eye  of  the  Cyclops.  To  make 
you  amends  for  your  shuddering,  I  will  express 
my  doubt,  on  the  other  hand,  whether  Dante  felt 
all  the  indignation  he  threw  into  his  poetry.  We 
are  immoderately  fond  of  warming  ourselves ;  and 
we  do  not  think,  or  care,  what  the  fire  is  composed 
of.  Be  sure  it  is  not  always  of  cedar,  like  Circe's.* 
Our  Alighieri  had  slipt  into  the  habit  of  vitupe- 
ration ;  and  he  thought  it  fitted  him ;  so  he  never 
left  it  off. 

Petrarca.  Serener  colours  are  pleasanter  to  our 
eyes  and  more  becoming  to  our  character.  The 
chief  desire  in  every  man  of  genius  is  to  be  thought 
one;  and  no  fear  or  apprehension  lessens  it. 
Alighieri,  who  had  certainly  studied  the  gospel, 
must  have  been  conscious  that  he  not  only  was 
inhumane,  but  that  ne  betrayed  a  more  vindictive 
spirit  than  any  pope  or  prelate  who  is  enshrined 
within  the  fretwork  of  his  golden  grating. 

Boccaccio.  Unhappily,  his  strong  talon  had 
grown  into  him,  and  it  would  have  pained  him  to 
suffer  its  amputation.  This  eagle,  unlike  Jupiter's, 
never  loosened  the  thunderbolt  from  it  under  the 
influence  of  harmony. 

Petrarca.  The  only  good  thing  we  can  expect 
in  such  minds  and  tempers,  is  good  poetry  :  let  us 
at  least  get  that ;  and,  having  it,  let  us  keep  and 
value  it.  If  you  had  never  written  some  wanton 
stories,  you  would  never  have  been  able  to  show 
the  world  how  much  wiser  and  better  you  grew 
afterward. 

Boccaccio.  Alas !  if  I  live,  I  hope  to  show  it. 
You  have  raised  my  spirits  :  and  now,  dear  Fran- 
cesco !  do  say  a  couple  of  prayers  for  me,  while  I 
lay  together  the  materials  of  a  tale ;  a  right  merry 
one,  I  promise  you.  Faith  !  it  shall  amuse  you, 
and  pay  decently  for  the  prayers  ;  a  good  honest 
litany-worth.  I  hardly  know  whether  I  ought  to 
have  a  nun  in  it :  do  you  think  I  may  1 

Petrarca.  Can  not  you  do  without  one  1 

Boccaccio.  No ;  a  nun  I  must  have  :  say  nothing 
against  her ;  I  can  more  easily  let  the  abbess  alone. 
Yet  Frate  Biagio  t  .  .  that  Frate  Biagio,  who 


*  Dives  inaccessis  ubi  Solis  filialucis 
Urit  odoratam  nocturna  in  luminacedrum.    3Zn. 

\  Our  San  Vivaldo  is  enriched  by  his  deposit.  In  the 
church,  on  the  fifth  flagstone  from  before  the  high  altar, 
is  this  inscription, 

HIC  SITUS   EST, 

BEATAM  IMMORTALITATKM   EXPECTANS, 

D.  BLASIUS  DE   BLASTIS, 

Hr.irs  CO3NOBH  ABBAS, 

SINGULARI   VIR  CHARITATE, 

MORIBUR  INTEGERRJMIS, 
RBI  THEOLOGICJE  NEC  NON  PHYSIC/E 

PBRITJSS1MUS. 
ORATE  PRO  ANIMA   EJUS. 

To  the  word  orate  have  been  prefixed  the  letters  PL,  the 
aspiration,  no  doubt,  of  some  friendlj  monk;  although 
Monsignore  thinks  it  susceptible  of  two  interpretations  ; 
the  other  he  reserves  in  petto.  Domenico  Grigi. 


never  came  to  visit  me  but  when  he  thought  I 
was  at  extremities  or  asleep  .  .  .  Assuntina !  are 
you  there  1 

Petrarca.  No ;  do  you  want  her  ? 

Boccaccio.  Not  a  bit.  That  Frate  Biagio  has 
heightened  my  pulse  when  I  could  not  lower  it 
again.  The  very  devil  is  that  Frate  for  heighten- 
ing pulses.  And  with  him  I  shall  now  make 
merry  .  .  God  willing  .  .  in  God's  good  time  .  . 
should  it  be  his  divine  will  to  restore  me !  which 
I  think  he  has  begun  to  do  miraculously.  I  seem 
to  be  within  a  frog's  leap  of  well  again;  and  we  will 
presently  have  some  rare  fun  in  my  Tale  of  the  Frate. 

Petrarca.  Do  not  openly  name  him. 

Boccaccio.  He  shall  recognise  himself  by  one 
single  expression.  He  said  to  me,  when  I  was  at 
the  worst, 

"  Ser  Giovanni !  it  would  not  be  much  amiss 
(with  permission !)  if  you  begin  to  think  (at  any 
spare  time)  just  a  morsel,  of  eternity." 

"  Ah !  Fra  Biagio  !  "  answered  I,  contritely,  "  I 
never  heard  a  sermon  of  yours  but  I  thought  of 
it  seriously  and  uneasily,  long  before  the  discourse 
was  over." 

"  So  must  all,"  replied  he,  "  and  yet  few  have 
the  grace  to  own  it." 

Now  mind,  Francesco  !  if  it  should  please  the 
Lord  to  call  me  unto  him,  I  say,  Tlie  Nun  and 
Fra  Biagio  will  be  found,  after  my  decease,  in  the 
closet  cut  out  of  the  wall,  behind  yon  Saint  Zacha- 
rias  in  blue  and  yellow. 

Well  done !  well  done !  Francesco.  I  never 
heard  any  man  repeat  his  prayers  so  fast  and 
fluently.  Why  !  how  many  (at  a  guess)  have  you 
repeated  ]  Such  is  the  power  of  friendship,  and 
such  the  habit  of  religion  !  They  have  done  me 
good  :  I  feel  myself  stronger  already.  To-mor- 
row I  think  I  shall  be  able,  by  leaning  on  that 
stout  maple  stick  in  the  corner,  to  walk  half  over 
my  podere. 

Have  you  done  ]  have  you  done  1 

Petrarca.  Be  quiet :  you  may  talk  too  much. 

Boccaccio.  I  can  not  be  quiet  for  another  hour ; 
so,  if  you  have  any  more  prayers  to  get  over,  stick 
the  spur  into  the  other  side  of  them  :  they  must 
verily  speed,  if  they  beat  the  last. 

Petrarca.  Be  more  serious,  dear  Giovanni. 

Boccaccio.  Never  bid  a  convalescent  be  more 
serious :  no,  nor  a  sick  man  neither.  To  health 
it  may  give  that  composure  which  it  takes  away 
from  sickness.  Every  man  will  have  his  hours  of 
seriousness ;  but,  like  the  hours  of  rest,  they  often 
are  ill  chosen  and  unwholesome.  Be  assured,  our 
heavenly  Father  is  as  well  pleased  to  see  his  chil- 
dren in  the  playground  as  in  the  schoolroom.  He 
has  provided  both  for  us,  and  has  given  us  intima- 
tions when  each  should  occupy  us. 

Petrarca.  You  are  right,  Giovanni!  but  we 
know  which  bell  is  heard  the  most  distinctly.  We 
fold  our  arms  at  the  one,  try  the  cooler  part  of 
the  pillow,  and  turn  again  to  slumber ;  at  the 
first  stroke  of  the  other,  we  are  beyond  our  moni- 
tors. As  for  you,  hardly  Dante  himself  could 
make  you  grave. 


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PENTAMERON. 


Boccaccio.  I  do  not  remember  how  it  happened 
that  we  slipped  away  from  hia  side.  One  of  us 
must  have  found  him  tedious. 

Petrarca.  If  you  were  really  and  substantially  at 
his  side,  he  would  have  no  mercy  on  you. 

Boccaccio.  In  sooth,  our  good  Alighieri  seems  to 
have  had  the  appetite  of  a  dogfish  or  shark,  and 
to  have  bitten  the  harder  the  warmer  he  was.  I 
would  not  voluntarily  be  under  his  manifold  rows 
of  dentals.  He  has  an  incisor  to  every  saint  in 
the  calendar.  I  should  fare,  methinks,  like  Brutus 
and  the  Archbishop.  He  is  forced  to  stretch  him- 
self, out  of  sheer  listlessness,  in  so  idle  a  place  as 
Purgatory ;  he  loses  half  his  strength  in  Para- 
dise: Hell  alone  makes  him  alert  and  lively: 
there  he  moves  about  and  threatens  as  tremen- 
dously as  the  serpent  that  opposed  the  legions  on 
their  march  in  Africa.  He  would  not  have  been 
contented  in  Tuscany  itself,  even  had  his  enemies 
left  him  unmolested.  Were  I  to  write  on  his  model 
a  tripartite  poem,  I  think  it  should  be  entitled, 
Earth,  Italy,  and  Heaven. 

Petrarca.  You  will  never  give  yourself  the 
trouble. 

Boccaccio.  I  should  not  succeed. 
Petrarca.    Perhaps  not :   but  you   have   done 
very  much,  and  may  be  able  to  do  very  much 
more. 

Boccaccio.  Wonderful  is  it  to  me,  when  I  con- 
sider that  an  infirm  and  helpless  creature,  as  I  am, 
should  be  capable  of  laying  thoughts  up  in  their 
cabinets  of  words,  which  Time,  as  he  rushes  by, 
with  the  revolutions  of  stormy  and  destructive 
years,  can  never  move  from  their  places.  On  this 
coarse  mattress,  one  among  the  homeliest  in  the 
fair  at  Impruneta,  is  stretched  an  old  burgess  of 
Certaldo,  of  whom  perhaps  more  will  be  known 
hereafter  than  we  know  of  the  Ptolemies  and  the 
Pharaohs ;  while  popes  and  princes  are  lying  as 
unregarded  as  the  fleas  that  are  shaken  out  of  the 
window.  Upon  my  life,  Francesco  !  to  think  of 
this  is  enough  to  make  a  man  presumptuous. 

Petrarca.  No,  Giovanni !  not  when  the  man 
thinks  justly  of  it,  as  such  a  man  ought  to  do, 
and  must.  For,  so  mighty  a  power  over  Time, 
who  casts  all  other  mortals  under  his,  comes  down 
to  us  from  a  greater ;  and  it  is  only  if  we  abuse 
the  victory  that  it  were  .better  we  had  encountered 
a  defeat.  Unremitting  care  must  be  taken  that 
nothing  soil  the  monuments  we  are  raising  :  sure 
enough  we  are  that  nothing  can  subvert,  and 
nothing  but  our  negligence,  or  worse  than  negli- 
gence, efface  them.  Under  the  glorious  lamp 
entrusted  to  your  vigilance,  one  among  the  lights 
of  the  world,  which  the  ministering  angels  of  our 
God  have  suspended  for  his  service,  let  there 
stand,  with  unclosing  eyes,  Integrity,  Compassion, 
Self-denial. 

Boccaccio.  These  are  holier  and  cheerfuller 
images  than  Dante  has  been  setting  up  before  us. 
I  hope  every  thesis  in  dispute  among  his  theolo- 
gians will  be  settled  ere  I  set  foot  among  them. 
I  like  Tuscany  well  enough  :  it  answers  all  my 
purposes  for  the  present :  and  I  am  without  the 


benefit  of  those  preliminary  studies  which  might 
render  me  a  worthy  auditor  of  incomprehensible 
wisdom. 

Petrarca.  I  do  not  wonder  you  are  attached  to 
Tuscany.  Many  as  have  been  your  visits  and  ad- 
ventures in  other  parts,  you  have  rendered  it  plea- 
santcr  and  more  interesting  than  any  :  and  indeed 
we  can  scarcely  walk  in  any  quarter  from  the 
gates.of  Florence,  without  the  recollection  of  some 
witty  or  affecting  story  related  by  you.  Every 
street,  every  farm,  is  peopled  by  your  genius  :  and 
this  population  can  not  change  with  seasons  or  with 
ages,  with  factions  or  with  incursions.  Ghibellines 
and  Guelphs  will  have  been  contested  for  only  by 
the  worms,  long  before  the  Decameron  has  ceased 
to  be  recited  on  our  banks  of  blue  lilies  and  under 
our  arching  vines.  Another  plague  may  come 
amidst  us ;  and  something  of  a  solace  in  so  terrible 
a  visitation  would  be  found  in  your  pages,  by  those 
to  whom  letters  are  a  refuge  and  relief. 

Boccaccio.  I  do  indeed  think  my  little  bevy 
from  Santa  Maria  Novella  would  be  better  com- 
pany on  such  an  occasion,  than  a  devil  with  three 
heads,  who  diverts  the  pain  his  claws  inflicted, 
by  sticking  his  fangs  in  another  place. 

Petrarca.  This  is  atrocious,  not  terrific  nor 
grand.  Alighieri  is  grand  by  his  lights,  not  by 
his  shadows ;  by  his  human  affections,  not  by  his 
infernal.  As  the  minutest  sands  are  the  labours 
of  some  profound  sea,  or  the  spoils  of  some  vast 
mountain,  in  like  manner  his  horrid  wastes  and 
wearying  minutenesses  are  the  chafings  of  a  tur- 
bulent spirit,  grasping  the  loftiest  things  and 
penetrating  the  deepest,  and  moving  and  moaning 
on  the  earth  in  loneliness  and  sadness. 

Boccaccio.  Among  men  he  is  what  among  waters 
is 

The  strange,  mysterious,  solitary  Nile. 

Petrarca.  Is  that  his  verse  1  I  do  not  remem- 
ber it. 

Boccaccio.  No,  it  is  mine  for  the  present :  how 
long  it  may  continue  mine  I  can  not  tell.  I  never 
run  after  those  who  steal  my  apples  :  it  would 
only  tire  me  :  and  they  are  hardly  worth  recover- 
ing when-they  are  bruised  and  bitten^  as  they  are 
usually.  I  would  not  stand  upon  my  verses  :  it  is 
a  perilous  boy's  trick,  which  we  ought  to  leave  off 
when  we  put  on  square  shoes.  Let  our  prose  show 
what  we  are,  and  our  poetry  what  we  have  been. 

Petrarca.  You  would  never  have  given  this  ad- 
vice to  Alighieri. 

Boccaccio.  I  would  never  plough  porphyry;  there 
is  ground  fitter  for  grain.  Alighieri  is  the  parent 
of  his  system,  like  the  sun,  about  whom  all  the 
worlds  are  but  particles  thrown  forth  from  him.  We 
may  write  little  things  well,  and  accumulate  one 
upon  another  ;  but  never  will  any  be  justly  called 
a  great  poet  unless  he  has  treated  a  great  subject 
worthily.  He  may  be  the  poet  of  the  lover  and 
of  the  idler,  he  may  be  the  poet  of  green  fields  or 
gay  society  ;  but  whoever  is  this  can  be  no  more. 
A  throne  is  not  built  of  birds'-nests,  nor  do  a 
thousand  reeds  make  a  trumpet. 


PENTAMERON. 


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Petrarca.  I  wish  Alighieri  had  blown  his  on 
nobler  occasions. 

Boccaccio.  We  may  rightly  wish  it :  but,  in 
regretting  what  he  wanted,  let  us  acknowledge 
what  he  had  :  and  never  forget  (which  we  omitted 
to  mention)  that  he  borrowed  less  from  his  pre- 
decessors than  any  of  the  Roman  poets  from  theirs. 
Reasonably  may  it  be  expected  that  almost  all 
who  follow  will  be  greatly  more  indebted  to  an- 
tiquity, to  whose  stores  we,  every  year,  are  mak- 
ing some  addition. 

Petrarca  It  can  be  held  no  flaw  in  the  title- 
deeds  of  genius,  if  the  same  thoughts  re-appear  as 
have  been  exhibited  long  ago.  The  indisputable 
sign  of  defect  should  be  looked  for  in  the  propor- 
tion they  bear  to  the  unquestionably  original. 
There  are  ideas  which  necessarily  must  occur  to 
minds  of  the  like  magnitude  and  materials,  aspect 
and  temperature.  When  two  ages  are  in  the  same 
phasis,  they  will  excite  the  same  humours,  and 
produce  the  same  coincidences  and  combinations. 
In  addition  to  which,  a  great  poet  may  really 
borrow :  he  may  even  condescend  to  an  obligation 
at  the  hand  of  an  equal  or  inferior  :  but  he  forfeits 
his  title  if  he  borrows  more  than  the  amount  of 
his  own  possessions.  The  nightingale  himself 
takes  somewhat  of  his  song  from  birds  less  glori- 
fied :  and  the  lark,  having  beaten  with  her  wing 
the  very  gates  of  heaven,  cools  her  breast  among 
the  grass.  The  lowlier  of  intellect  may  lay  out  a 
table  in  their  field,  at  which  table  the  highest  one 
shall  sometimes  be  disposed  to  partake  :  want  does 
not  compell  him.  Imitation,  as  we  call  it,  is  often 
weakness,  but  it  likewise  is  often  sympathy. 

Boccaccio.  Our  poet  was  seldom  accessible  in  this 
quarter.  Invective  picks  up  the  first  stone  on  the 
wayside,  and  wants  leisure  to  consult  a  forerunner. 

Petrarca.  Dante  (original  enough  everywhere) 
is  coarse  and  clumsy  in  this  career.  Vengeance 
has  nothing  to  do  with  comedy,  nor  properly  with 
satire.  The  satirist  who  told  us  that  Indignation 
made  his  verses*  for  him,  might  have  been  told 
in  return  that  she  excluded  him  thereby  from  the 
first  class,  and  thrust  him  among  the  rhetori- 
cians and  declaimers.  Lucretius,  in  his  vitupera- 
tion, is  graver  and  more  dignified  than  Alighieri. 
Painful ;  to  see  how  tolerant  is  the  atheist,  how 
intolerant  the  catholic :  how  anxiously  the  one 
removes  from  among  the  sufferings  of  Mortality, 
her  last  and  heaviest,  the  fear  of  a  vindictive  Fury 
pursuing  her  shadow  across  rivers  of  fire  and  tears ; 
how  laboriously  the  other  brings  down  Anguish 
and  Despair,  even  when  Death  has  done  his  work. 
How  grateful  the  one  is  to  that  beneficent  philo- 
sopher who  made  him  at  peace  with  himself,  and 
tolerant  and  kindly  toward  his  fellow-creatures ! 
how  importunate  the  other  that  God  should  forego 
his  divine  mercy,  and  hurl  everlasting  torments 
both  upon  the  dead  and  the  living ! 

*  Facit  indignatio  versum.    Juv. 


Boccaccio.  I  have  always  heard  that  Ser  Dante 
was  a  very  good  man  and  sound  catholic  :  but 
Christ  forgive  me  if  my  heart  is  oftener  on  the 
side  of  Lucretius  !*  Observe,  I  say,  my  heart ; 
nothing  more.  I  devoutly  hold  to  the  sacraments 
and  the  mysteries  :  yet  somehow  I  would  rather 
see  men  tranquillised  than  frightened  out  of  their 
senses,  and  rather  fast  asleep  than  burning.  Some- 
times I  have  been  ready  to  believe,  as  far  as  our 
holy  faith  will  allow  me,  that  it  were  better  our 
Lord  were  nowhere,  than  torturing  in  his  inscrut- 
able wisdom,  to  all  eternity,  so  many  myriads  of 
us  poor  devils,  the  creatures  of  his  hands.  Do 
not  cross  thyself  so  thickly,  Francesco  !  nor  hang 
down  thy  nether  lip  so  loosely,  languidly,  and 
helplessly  ;  for  I  would  be  a  good  catholic,  alive 
or  dead.  But,  upon  my  conscience,  it  goes  hard 
with  me  to  think  it  of  him,  when  I  hear  that 
woodlark  yonder,  gushing  with  joyousness,  or 
when  I  see  the  beautiful  clouds,  resting  so  softly 
one  upon  another,  dissolving  .  .  and  not  damned 
for  it.  Above  all,  I  am  slow  to  apprehend  it,  when  I 
remember  his  great  goodness  vouchsafed  to  me,  and 
reflect  on  my  sinful  life  heretofore,  chiefly  in  sum- 
mer time,  and  in  cities,  or  their  vicinity.  But  I 
was  tempted  beyond  my  strength ;  and  I  fell  as 
any  man  might  do.  However,  this  last  illness, 
by  God's  grace,  has  well  nigh  brought  me  to  my 
right  mind  again  in  all  such  matters :  and  if  I 
get  stout  in  the  present  month,  and  can  hold  out 
the  next  without  sliding,  I  do  verily  think  I  am 
safe,  or  nearly  so,  until  the  season  of  beccaficoes. 

Petrarca.  Be  not  too  confident  1 

Boccaccio.     Well,  I  will  not  be. 

Petrarca.  But  be  firm. 

Boccaccio.  Assuntina  !  what !  are  you  come  in 
again ! 

Assunta.  Did  you  or  my  master  call  me,  River- 
enza? 

Petrarca.     No,  child ! 

Boccaccio.  0  !  get  you  gone  !  get  you  gone  !  you 
little  rogue  you  ! 

Francesco,  I  feel  quite  well.  Your  kindness  to 
my  playful  creatures  in  the  Decameron  has  revived 
me,  and  has  put  me  into  good-humour  with  the 
greater  part  of  them.  Are  you  quite  certain  the 
Madonna  will  not  expect  me  to  keep  my  promise  1 
You  said  you  were  :  I  need  not  ask  you  again. 
I  will  accept  the  whole  of  your  assurances,  and 
half  your  praises. 

Petrarca.  To  represent  so  vast  a  variety  of  per- 
sonages so  characteristically  as  you  have  done,  to 
give  the  wise  all  their  wisdom,  the  witty  all  their 
wit,  and  (what  is  harder  to  do  advantageously) 
the  simple  all  their  simplicity,  requires  a  genius 
such  as  you  alone  possess.  Those  who  doubt  it  are 
the  least  dangerous  of  your  rivals. 


*  Qy.   How  much  of  Lucretius  (or  Petronius  or  Catullus, 
before  cited)  was  then  known  ?    Remark  by  Montignore. 


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PENTAMERON. 


FIFTH  DAY'S  INTERVIEW. 


It  being  now  the  last  morning  that  Petrarca 
could  remain  with  his  friend,  he  resolved  to  pass 
early  into  his  bed-chamber.  Boccaccio  had  risen, 
and  was  standing  at  the  open  window,  with  his 
arms  against  it.  Renovated  health  sparkled  in 
the  eyes  of  the  one;  surprise  and  delight  and 
thankfulness  to  heaven,  filled  the  other's  with 
sudden  tears.  He  clasped  Giovanni,  kissed  his 
flaccid  and  sallow  cheek,  and  falling  on  his  knees, 
adored  the  Giver  of  life,  the  source  of  health  to 
body  and  soul.  Giovanni  was  not  unmoved  :  he 
bent  one  knee  as  he  leaned  on  the  shoulder  of 
Francesco,  looking  down  into  his  face,  repeating 
his  words,  and  adding, 

"  Blessed  be  thou,  0  Lord !  who  sendest  me 
health  again!  and  blessings  on  thy  messenger 
who  brought  it." 

He  had  slept  soundly;  for  ere  he  closed  his 
eyes  he  had  unburdened  his  mind  of  its  freight, 
not  only  by  employing  the  prayers  appointed  by 
Holy  Church,  but  likewise  by  ejaculating;  as 
sundry  of  the  fathers  did  of  old.  He  acknowledged 
his  contrition  for  many  transgressions,  and  chiefly 
for  uncharitable  thoughts  of  Fra  Biagio :  on  which 
occasion  he  turned  fairly  round  on  his  couch,  and 
leaning  his  brow  against  the  wall,  and  his  body 
being  in  a  becomingly  curved  position,  and  proper 
for  the  purpose,  he  thus  ejaculated, 

"  Thou  knowest,  0  most  Holy  Virgin  !  that 
never  have  I  spoken  to  handmaiden  at  this  vil- 
letta,  or  within  my  mansion  at  Certaldo,  wantonly 
or  indiscreetly,  but  have  always  been,  inasmuch 
as  may  be,  the  guardian  of  innocence ;  deeming  it 
better,  when  irregular  thoughts  assailed  me,  to 
ventilate  them  abroad  than  to  poison  the  house 
with  them.  And  if,  sinner  as  I  am,  I  have 
thought  uncharitably  of  others,  and  more  espe- 
cially of  Fra  Biagio,  pardon  me,  out  of  thy  exceed- 
ing great  mercies  !  And  let  it  not  be  imputed  to 
me,  if  I  have  kept,  and  may  keep  hereafter,  an 
eye  over  him,  in  wariness  and  watchfulness ;  not 
otherwise.  For  thou  knowest,  0  Madonna !  that 
many  who  have  a  perfect  and  unwavering  faith 
in  thee,  yet  do  cover  up  their  cheese  from  the 
nibblings  of  vermin." 

Whereupon,  he  turned  round  again,  threw  him- 
self on  his  back  at  full  length,  and  feeling  the 
sheets  cool,  smooth,  and  refreshing,  folded  his 
arms,  and  slept  instantaneously.  The  conse- 
quence of  his  wholesome  slumber  was  a  calm 
alacrity  :  and  the  idea  that  his  visitor  would  be 
happy  at  seeing  him  on  his  feet  again,  made  him 
attempt  to  get  up  :  at  which  he  succeeded,  to 
his  own  wonder.  And  it  was  increased  by  the 
manifestation  of  his  strength  in  opening  the  case- 
ment, stiff  from  being  closed,  and  swelled  by  the 
continuance  of  the  rains.  The  morning  was  warm 
and  sunny :  and  it  is  known  that  on  this  occa- 
sion he  composed  the  verses  below : 
My  old  familiar  cottage-green  ! 
I  see  once  more  thy  pleasant  sheen  ; 


The  gossamer  suspended  over 
Smart  celandine  by  lusty  clover ; 
And  the  last  blossom  of  the  plum 
Inviting  her  first  leaves  to  come  ; 
Which  hang  a  little  back,  but  show 
'Tis  not  their  nature  to  say  no. 
I  scarcely  am  in  voice  to  sing 
How  graceful  are  the  steps  of  Spring ; 
And  ah  !  it  makes  me  sigh  to  look 
How  leaps  along  my  merry  brook, 
The  very  same  to-day  as  when 
He  chirrupt  first  to  maids  and  men. 

Petrarca.  I  can  rejoice  at  the  freshness  of  your 
feelings :  but  the  sight  of  the  green  turf  reminds 
me  rather  of  its  ultimate  use  and  destination. 

For  many  serves  the  parish  pall, 
The  turf  in  common  serves  for  all. 

Boccaccio.  Very  true ;  and,  such  being  the  case, 
let  us  carefully  fold  it  up,  and  lay  it  by  until  we 
call  for  it. 

Francesco,  you  made  me  quite  light-headed  yes- 
terday. I  am  rather  too  old  to  dance  either  with 
Spring,  as  I  have  been  saying,  or  with  Vanity  : 
and  yet  I  accepted  her  at  your  hand  as  a  partner. 
In  future,  no  more  of  comparisons  for  me  !  You 
not  only  can  do  me  no  good,  but  you  can  leave 
me  no  pleasure  :  for  here  I  shall  remain  the  few 
days  I  have  to  live,  and  shall  see  nobody  who  will 
be  disposed  to  remind  me  of  your  praises.  Beside, 
you  yourself  will  get  hated  for  them.  We  neither 
can  deserve  praise  nor  receive  it  with  impunity. 

Petrarca.  Have  you  never  remarked  that  it  is 
into  quiet  water  that  children  throw  pebbles  to  dis- 
turb it  1  and  that  it  is  into  deep  caverns  that  the 
idle  drop  sticks  and  dirt  ]  We  must  expect  such 
treatment. 

Boccaccio.  Your  admonition  shall  have  its 
wholesome  influence  over  me,  when  the  fever 
your  praises  have  excited  has  grown  moderate. 

.  .  After  the  conversation  on  this  topic  and  va- 
rious others  had  continued  some  time,  it  was  in- 
terrupted by  a  visiter.  The  clergy  and  monkery 
at  Certaldo  had  never  been  cordial  with  Messer 
Giovanni,  it  being  suspected  that  certain  of  his 
Novelle  were  modelled  on  originals  in  their  or- 
ders. Hence,  although  they  indeed  both  professed 
and  felt  esteem  for  Canonico  Petrarca,  they  ab- 
stained from  expressing  it  at  the  villetta.  But 
Frate  Biagio  of  San  Vivaldo  was  (by  his  own  ap- 
pointment) the  friend  of  the  house ;  and,  being 
considered  as  very  expert  in  pharmacy,  had,  day 
after  day,  brought  over  no  indifferent  store  of 
simples,  in  ptisans,  and  other  refections,  during 
the  continuance  of  Ser  Giovanni's  ailment.  Some- 
thing now  moved  him  to  cast  about  in  his  mind 
whether  it  might  not  appear  dutiful  to  make 
another  visit.  Perhaps  he  thought  it  possible 
that,  among  those  who  peradventure  had  seen 
him  lately  on  the  road,  one  or  other  might  expect 
from  him  a  solution  of  the  questions,  What  sort 
of  person  was  the  crowned  martyr  ?  whether  he 
carried  a  palm  in  his  hand  1  whether  a  seam  was 


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visible  across  the  throat  ?  whether  he  wore  a  ring 
over  his  glove,  with  a  chrysolite  in  it,  like  the 
bishops,  but  representing  the  city  of  Jerusalem 
and  the  judgment-seat  of 'Pontius  Pilate1?  Such 
were  the  reports ;  but  the  inhabitants  of  San  Vi- 
valdo  could  not  believe  the  Certaldese,  who,  inha- 
biting the  next  township  to  them,  were  naturally 
their  enemies.  Yet  they  might  believe  Frate 
Biagio,  and  certainly  would  interrogate  him  ac- 
cordingly. He  formed  his  determination,  put  his 
frock  and  hood  on,  and  gave  a  curvature  to  his 
shoe,  to  evince  his  knowledge  of  the  world,  by 
pushing  the  extremity  of  it  with  his  breast-bone 
against  the  corner  of  his  cell.  Studious  of  his 
figure  and  of  his  attire,  he  walked  as  much  as 
possible  on  his  heels,  to  keep  up  the  reformation 
he  had  wrought  in  the  workmanship  of  the  cord- 
wainer.  On  former  occasions  he  had  borrowed  a 
horse,  as  being  wanted  to  hear  confession  or  to 
carry  medicines,  which  might  otherwise  be  too 
late.  But,  having  put  on  an  entirely  new  habi- 
liment, and  it  being  the  season  when  horses  are 
beginning  to  do  the  same,  he  deemed  it  prudent 
to  travel  on  foot.  Approaching  the  villetta,  his 
first  intention  was  to  walk  directly  into  his  pa- 
tient's room  :  but  he  found  it  impossible  to  resist 
the  impulses  of  pride,  in  showing  Assunta  his 
rigid  and  stately  frock,  and  shoes  rather  of  the 
equestrian  order  than  the  monastic.  So  he  went 
into  the  kitchen  where  the  girl  was  at  work,  having 
just  taken  away  the  remains  of  the  breakfast. 

"  Frate  Biagio  I "  cried  she,  "  is  this  you  ?  Have 
you  been  sleeping  at  Conte  Jeronimo's  ?" 

"  Not  I,"  replied  he. 

"  Why !"  said  she,  "  those  are  surely  his  shoes  ! 
Santa  Maria !  you  must  have  put  them  on  in  the 
dusk  of  the  morning,  to  say  your  prayers  in ! 
Here  !  here  !  take  these  old  ones  of  Signor  Pa- 
drone, for  the  love  of  God  !  I  hope  your  Reve- 
rence  met  nobody." 

Frate.  What  dost  smile  at? 

Assunta.  Smile  at !  I  could  find  in  my  heart  to 
laugh  outright,  if  I  only  were  certain  that  nobody 
had  seen  your  Keverence  in  such  a  funny  trim. 
Riverenza  !  put  on  these. 

Frate.  Not  I  indeed. 

Assunta.  Allow  me  then  ? 

Frate.  'No,  nor  you. 

Assunta.  Then  let  me  stand  upon  yours,  to 
push  down  the  points. 

.  .  .  Frate  Biagio  now  began  to  relent  a  little, 
when  Assunta,  who  had  made  one  step  toward  the 
project,  bethought  herself  suddenly,  and  said, 

"  No  ;  I  might  miss  my  footing.  But,  mercy 
upon  us  !  what  made  you  cramp  your  Reverence 
with  those  ox-yoke  shoes  ?  and  strangle  your  Re- 
verence with  that  hang-dog  collar?" 

"  If  you  must  know,"  answered  the  Frate,  red- 
dening, "  it  was  because  I  am  making  a  visit  to  the 
Canonico  of  Parma.  I  should  like  to  know  some- 
thing about  him  :  perhaps  you  could  tell  me  ? " 

Assunta.  Ever  so  much. 

Frate.  I  thought  no  less :  indeed  I  knew  it. 
Which  goes  to  bed  first? 


Assunta.  Both  together. 

Frate.  Demonio  !  what  dost  mean  ? 

Assunta.  He  tells  me  never  to  sit  up  waiting, 
but  to  say  my  prayers  and  dream  of  the  Virgin. 

Frate.  As  if  it  was  any  business  of  his !  Does 
he  put  out  his  lamp  himself? 

Assunta.  To  be  sure  he  does :  why  should  not 
he  ?  what  should  he  be  afraid  of  ?  It  is  not  winter : 
and  beside,  there  is  a  mat  upon  the  floor,  all  round 
the  bed,  excepting  the  top  and  bottom. 

Frate.  I  am  quite  convinced  he  never  said  any- 
thing to  make  you  blush.  Why  are  you  silent  ? 

Assunta.  I  have  a  right. 

Frate.  He  did  then?  ay?  Do  not  nod  your  head  : 
that  will  never  do.  Discreet  girls  speak  plainly. 

Assunta.  What  would  you  have  ? 

Frate.  The  truth  ;  the  truth ;  again,  I  say,  the 
truth. 

Assunta.  He  did  then. 

Frate.  I  knew  it !  The  most  dangerous  man 
living ! 

Assunta.  Ah !  indeed  he  is !  Signor  Padrone 
said  so. 

Frate.  He  knows  him  of  old :  he  warned  you, 
it  seems. 

Assunta.  Me !    He  never  said  it  was  I  who  was 


Frate.  He  might :  it  was  his  duty. 

Assunta.  Am  £  so  fat?  Lord!  you  may  feel 
every  rib.  Girls  who  run  about  as  I  do,  slip  away 
from  apoplexy. 

Frate.  Ho  !  ho  !  that  is  all,  is  it  ? 

Assunta.  And  bad  enough  too  !  that  such  good- 
natured  men  should  ever  grow  so  bulky ;  and  stand 
in  danger,  as  Padrone  said  they  both  do,  of  such 
a  seizure? 

Frate.  What?  and  art  ready  to  cry  about  it? 
Old  folks  can  not  die  easier  :  and  there  are  always 
plenty  of  younger  to  run  quick  enough  for  a  con- 
fessor. But  I  must  not  trifle  in  this  manner.  It  is 
my  duty  to  set  your  feet  in  the  right  way :  it  is 
my  bounden  duty  to  report  to  Ser  Giovanni  all 
irregularities  I  know  of,  committed  in  his  domicile. 
I  could  indeed,  and  would,  remit  a  trifle,  on  hear- 
ing the  worst.  Tell  me  now,  Assunta !  tell  me,  you 
little  angel !  did  you  ...  we  all  may,  the  very 
best  of  us  may,  and  do  ...  sin,  my  sweet  ? 

Assunta.  You  may  be  sure  I  do  not :  for  when- 
ever I  sin  I  run  into  church  directly,  although  it 
snows  or  thunders :  else  I  never  could  see  again 
Padrone's  face,  or  any  one's. 

Frate.  You  do  not  come  to  me. 

Assunta.  You  live  at  San  Vivaldo. 

Frate.  But  when  there  is  sin  so  pressing  I  am 
always  ready  to  be  found.  You  perplex,  you  puzzle 
me.  Tell  me  at  once  how  he  made  you  blush. 

Assunta.  Well  then ! 

Frate.  Well  then !  you  did  not  hang  back  so 
before  him.  I  lose  all  patience. 

Assunta.  So  famous  a  man!  .  .  . 

Frate.  No  excuse  in  that. 

Assunta.  So  dear  to  Padrone .  .  . 

Frate.  The  more  shame  for  him  ! 

Assunta.  Called  me.  . 


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PENTAMERON. 


Frate.  And  called  you,  did  he !  the  traitorous 
swine ! 

Assunta.  Called  me  .  .  good  girl. 

Frate.  Psha !  the  wenches,  I  think,  are  all  mad  : 
but  few  of  them  in  this  manner. 

.  .  Without  saying  another  word,  Era  Biagio 
went  forward  and  opened  the  bedchamber-door, 
saying,  briskly, 

"  Servant !  Ser  Giovanni !  Ser  Canonico  !  most 
devoted  !  most  obsequious  !  I  venture  to  incom- 
mode you.  Thanks  to  God,  Ser  Canonico,  you  are 
looking  well  for  your  years.  They  tell  me  you  were 
formerly  (who  would  believe  it !)  the  handsomest 
man  in  Christendom,  and  worked  your  way  glibly, 
yonder  at  Avignon. 

"  Capperi !  Ser  Giovanni !  I  never  observed  that 
you  were  sitting  bolt-upright  in  that  long-backed 
arm-chair,  instead  of  lying  abed.  Quite  in  the 
right.  I  am  rejoiced  at  such  a  change  for  the 
better.  Who  advised  it  T 

Boccaccio.  So  many  thanks  to  Era  Biagio  !  I 
not  only  am  sitting  up,  but  have  taken  a  draught 
of  fresh  air  at  the  window,  and  every  leaf  had  a 
little  present  'of  sunshine  for  me. 

There  is  one  pleasure,  Era  Biagio,  which  I  fancy 
you  never  have  experienced,  and  I  hardly  know 
whether  I  ought  to  wish  it  you ;  the  first  sensa- 
tion of  health  after  a  long  confinement. 

Frate.  Thanks !  infinite !  I  would  take  any  man's 
word  for  that,  without  a  wish  to  try  it.  Everybody 
tells  me  I  am  exactly  what  I  was  a  dozen  years 
ago  ;  while,  for  my  part,  I  see  everybody  changed  : 
those  who  ought  to  be  much  about  my  age,  even 
those  .  .  Per  Bacco  !  I  told  them  my  thoughts 
when  they  had  told  me  theirs ;  and  they  were  not 
so  agreeable  as  they  used  to  be  in  former  days. 

Boccaccio.  How  people  hate  sincerity. 

Cospetto  !  why,  Frate !  what  hast  got  upon  thy 
toes  1  Hast  killed  some  Tartar  and  tucked  his 
bow  into  one,  and  torn  the  crescent  from  the 
vizier's  tent  to  make  the  other  match  it  ]  Hadst 
thou  fallen  in  thy  mettlesome  expedition  (and  it 
is  a  mercy  and  a  miracle  thou  didst  not)  those 
sacrilegious  shoes  would  have  impaled  thee. 

Frate.  It  was  a  mistake  in  the  shoemaker.  But 
no  pain  or  incommodity  whatsoever  could  detain 
me  from  paying  my  duty  to  Ser  Canonico,  the  first 
moment  I  heard  of  his  auspicious  arrival,  or  from 
offering  my  congratulations  to  Ser  Giovanni,  on 
the  annunciation  that  he  was  recovered  and  look- 
ing out  of  the  window.  All  Tuscany  was  standing 
on  the  watch  for  it,  and  the  news  flew  like  light- 
ning. By  this  time  it  is  upon  the  Danube. 

And  pray,  Ser  Canonico,  how  does  Madonna 
Laura  do  ? 

Petrarca.  Peace  to  her  gentle  spirit !  she  is  de- 
parted. 

Frate.  Ay,  true.  I  had  quite  forgotten  :  that 
is  to  say,  I  recollect  it.  You  told  us  as  much,  I 
think,  in  a  poem  on  her  death.  Well,  and  do  you 
know !  our  friend  Giovanni  here  is  a  bit  of  an 
author  in  his  way. 

Boccaccio.  Frate  !  you  confuse  my  modesty. 


Frate.  Murder  will  out.     It  is  a  fact,  on  my 
conscience.      Have  you    never  heard  anything 
about  it,  Canonico  ]    Ha  !  we  poets  are  sly  fellows  : 
we  can  keep  a  secret.   • 
Boccaccio".  Are  you  quite  sure  you  can  ] 
Frate.  Try,  and  trust  me  with  any.    I  am  a 
confessional  on  legs  :  there  is  no  more  a  whisper 
in  me  than  in  a  woolsack. 

I  am  in  feather  again,  as  you  see  ;  and  in  tune, 
as  you  shall  hear. 

April  is  not  the  month  for  moping.  Sing 
it  lustily. 

Boccaccio.  Let  it  be  your  business  to  sing  it, 
being  a  Frate  :  I  can  only  recite  it. 
Frate.  Pray  do  then. 
Boccaccio. 

Frate  Biagio !  sempre  quando 
Qua  tu  vieni  cavalcando, 
Pensi  cbe  le  buone  strade 
Per  il  tnondo  sien  ben  rade ; 
E,  di  quante  sono  brutte. 
La  piu  brutta  e  tua  di  tuttc. 
Badi,  nun  cascare  sulle 
Graziosissime  fanciulle, 
Che  con  capo  dritto,  alzato, 
Uova  portano  al  mercato. 
Pessima  mi  pare  1'opra 
Rovesciarle  sottosopra. 
Deh  '  scansando  le  erte  e  sassi, 
Sempre  con  premura  passi. 
Caro  amico !  Frate  Biagio  ! 
Passi  pur,  ma  passi  adagio.* 

Frate.  Well  now  really,  Canonico,  for  one  not 
exactly  one  of  us,  that  can/one  of  Ser  Giovanni  has 
merit ;  has  not  it  ]  I  did  not  ride,  however,  to- 
day ;  as  you  may  see  by  the  lining  of  my  frock. 
But  plus  non  vitiat ;  ay,  Canonico  !  About  the 
roads  he  is  right  enough ;  they  are  the  devil's 
own  roads ;  that  must  be  said  for  them. 

Ser  Giovanni !  with  permission ;  your  mention 
of  eggs  in  the  canzone,  has  induced  me  to  fancy 
I  could  eat  a  pair  of  them.  The  hens  lay  well 
now :  that  white  one  of  yours  is  worth  more  than 
the  goose  that  laid  the  golden  :  and  you  have  a 
store  of  others,  her  equals  or  betters :  we  have 
none  like  them  at  poor  St.  Vivaldo.  A  riverderci, 
Ser  Giovanni  !  Schiavo  !  Ser  Canonico  !  mi  com- 
mandino. 

.  .  Era  Biagio  went  back  into  the  kitchen,  helped 
himself  to  a  quarter  of  a  loaf,  ordered  a  flask  of 

*  Avendo  io  fatto  comparire  nel  nostro  idioma  toscano, 
e  senza  traduzione,  i  leggiadri  versi  snpra  stampati,  chiedo 
perdono  da  chi  legge.  Non  potei,  badando  con  dovuta 
premura  ai  miei  interessi  ed  a  quelli  del  proposito  mio, 
non  potei,  dico,  far  di  meno ;  stanteche  una  riuniono  de' 
critici,  i  piu  vistosi  del  Kegno  unito  d'Inghilterra  ed  Ir- 
landa,  avra  con  unanimita  dichiarato,  che  nessuno,  di 
quanti  esistono  i  mortali,  sapramai  indovinarela  versione. 
Stimo  assai  il  tradduttore ;  lavora  per  poco,  e  agevolmente ; 
mi  pare  piutosto  galantuomo ;  non  c'  e  male  ;  ma  poeta 
poco  felice  poi.  Parlano  que'  Signori  critici  riveritissimi 
di  certi  poemetti  e  frammenti  giadn  noi  ammessi  in  questo 
volume,  ed  anche  di  altri  del  medesimo  autore  forse  origi- 
nali,  e  restano  di  avviso  commune,  che  non  vi  sia  neppure 
una  sola  parola  veramente  da  intendersi ;  che  il  senso 
(chi  sa  ?)  sara  di  ateisimo,  ovvero  di  alto  tradimento.  Che 
questo  non  lo  sia,  ne  palsesamente  ne  occultamente,  fermo 
col  proprio  pugno.  Domenico  Grigi. 


PENTAMEROK 


wine,  and,  trying  several  eggs  against  his  lips, 
selected  seven,  which  he  himself  fried  in  oil,  al- 
though the  maid  offered  her  services.  He  never 
had  been  so  little  disposed  to  enter  into  conversa- 
tion with  her ;  and,  on  her  asking  him  how  he 
found  her  master,  he  replied,  that  in  bodily  health 
Ser  Giovanni,  by  his  prayers  and  ptisans,  had 
much  improved,  but  that  his  faculties  were  wear- 
ing out  apace.  "  He  may  now  run  in  the  same 
couples  with  the  Canonico  :  they  can  not  catch  the 
mange  one  of  the  other :  the  one  could  say  nothing 
to  the  purpose,  and  the  other  nothing  at  all.  The 
whole  conversation  was  entirely  at  my  charge," 
added  he.  "  And  now,  Assunta,  since  you  press 
it,  I  will  accept  the  service  of  your  master's  shoes. 
How  I  shall  ever  get  home  I  don't  know."  He 
took  the  shoes  off  the  handles  of  the  bellows, 
where  Assunta  had  placed  them  out  of  her  way, 
and  tucking  one  of  his  own  under  each  arm,  limped 
toward  St.  Vivaldo. 

The  unwonted  attention  to  smartness  of  apparel, 
in  the  only  article  wherein  it  could  be  displayed, 
was  suggested  to  Frate  Biagio  by  hearing  that 
Ser  Francesco,  accustomed  to  courtly  habits  and 
elegant  society,  and  having  not  only  small  hands, 
but  small  feet,  usually  wore  red  slippers  in  the 
morning.  Fra  Biagio  had  scarcely  left  the  outer 
door,  than  he  cordially  cursed  Ser  Francesco  for 
making  such  a  fool  of  him,  and  wearing  slippers 
of  black  list.  "  These  canonicoes,"  said  he,  "  not 
only  lie  themselves,  but  teach  everybody  else  to 
do  the  same.  He  has  lamed  me  for  life  :  I  burn 
as  if  I  had  been  shod  at  the  blacksmith's  forge." 

The  two  friends  said  nothing  about  him,  but 
continued  the  discourse  which  his  visit  had  inter- 
rupted. 

Petrarca.  Turn  again,  I  entreat  you,  to  the 
serious ;  and  do  not  imagine  that  because  by  na- 
ture you  are  inclined  to  playfulness,  you  must 
therefore  write  ludicrous  things  better.  Many  of 
your  stories  would  make  the  gravest  men  laugh, 
and  yet  there  is  little  wit  in  them. 

Boccaccio.  I  think  so  myself ;  though  authors, 
little  disposed  as  they  are  to  doubt  their  posses- 
sion of  any  quality  they  would  bring  into  play,  are 
least  of  all  suspicious  on  the  side  of  wit.  You 
have  convinced  me.  I  am  glad  to  have  been 
tender,  and  to  have  written  tenderly  :  for  I  am 
certain  it  is  this  alone  that  has  made  you  love  me 
with  such  affection. 

Petrarca.  Not  this  alone,  Giovanni !  but  this 
principally.  I  have  always  found  you  kind  and 
compassionate,  liberal  and  sincere,  and  when  For- 
tune does  not  stand  very  close  to  such  a  man,  she 
leaves  only  the  more  room  for  Friendship. 

Boccaccio.  Let  her  stand  off  then,  now  and  for 
ever !  To  my  heart,  to  my  heart,  Francesco  ! 
preserver  of  my  health,  my  peace  of  mind,  and 
(since  you  tell  me  I  may  claim  it)  my  glory. 

Petrarca.  Recovering  your  strength  you  must 
pursue  your  studies  to  complete  it.  What  can 
you  have  been  doing  with  your  books  ?  I  have 
searched  in  vain  this  morning  for  the  treasury. 
Where  are  they  kept  1  Formerly  they  were  al- 


ways open.  I  found  only  a  short  manuscript, 
which  I  suspect  is  poetry,  but  I  ventured  not  on 
looking  into  it,  until  I  had  brought  it  with  me 
and  laid  it  before  you. 

Boccaccio.  Well  guessed  !  They  are  verses 
written  by  a  gentleman  who  resided  long  in  this 
country,  and  who  much  regretted  the  necessity 
of  leaving  it.  He  took  great  delight  in  composing 
both  Latin  and  Italian,  but  never  kept  a  copy  of 
them  latterly,  so  that  these  are  the  only  ones  I 
could  obtain  from  him.  Read  :  for  your  voice 
will  improve  them. 

TO  MY  CHILD  CARLINO. 

Carlino  !  what  art  thou  about,  my  boy  ? 

Often  I  ask  that  question,  though  in  vain, 

For  we  are  far  apart :  ah !  therefore  'tis 

I  often  ask  it ;  not  in  such  a  tone 

As  wiser  fathers  do,  who  know  too  well. 

Were  we  not  children,  you  and  I  together  ? 

Stole  we  not  glances  from  each  other's  eyes  ? 

Swore  we  not  secrecy  in  such  misdeeds  ? 

Well  could  we  trust  each  other.    Tell  me  then 

What  thou  art  doing.    Carving  out  thy  name, 

Or  haply  mine,  upon  my  favourite  seat, 

With  the  new  knife  I  sent  thee  over  sea? 

Or  hast  thou  broken  it,  and  hid  the  hilt 

Among  the  myrtles,  starr'd  with  flowers,  behind  ? 

Or  under  that  high  throne  whence  fifty  lilies 

(With  sworded  tuberoses  dense  around) 

Lift  up  their  heads  at  once,  not  without  fear 

That  they  were  looking  at  thee  all  the  while. 

Does  Cincirillo  follow  thee  about  ? 
Inverting  one  swart  foot  suspensively, 
And  wagging  his  dread  jaw  at  every  chirp 
Of  bird  above  him  on  the  olive-branch  ? 
Frighten  him  then  away  !  'twas  he  who  slew 
Our  pigeons,  our  white  pigeons  peacock-tailed, 
That  fear'd  not  you  and  me.  .  .alas,  nor  him  ! 
I  flattened  his  striped  sides  along  my  knee. 
And  reasoned  with  him  on  his  bloody  mind, 
Till  he  looked  blandly,  and  half-closed  his  eyea 
To  ponder  on  my  lecture  in  the  shade. 
I  doubt  his  memory  much,  his  heart  a  little, 
And  in  some  minor  matters  (may  I  say  it  ?) 
Could  wish  him  rather  sager.    But  from  thee 
God  hold  back  wisdom  yet  for  many  years  ! 
Whether  in  early  season  or  in  late 
It  always  comes  high-priced.    For  thy  pure  breast 
I  have  no  lesson  ;  it  for  me  has  many. 
Come  throw  it  open  then  !  What  sports,  what  cares 
(Since  there  are  none  too  young  for  these)  engage 
Thy  busy  thoughts  ?     Are  you  again  at  work, 
Walter  and  you,  with  those  sly  labourers, 
Geppo,  Giovanni,  Cecco,  and  Poeta, 
To  build  more  solidly  your  broken  dam 
Among  the  poplars,  whence  the  nightingale 
Inquisitively  watch *d  you  all  daylong? 
I  was  not  of  your  council  in  the  scheme, 
Or  might  have  saved  you  silver  without  end, 
And  sighs  too  without  number.    Art  thou  gone 
Below  the  mulberry,  where  that  cold  pool 
Urged  to  devise  a  warmer,  and  more  fit 
For  mighty  swimmers,  swimming  three  :i  breast  ? 
Or  art  thou  panting  in  this  summer  noon 
Upon  the  lowest  step  before  the  hull. 
Drawing  a  slice  of  watermelon,  long 
As  Cupid's  bow,  athwart  thy  wetted  lips 
(Like  one  who  plays  Pan's  pipe)  and  letting  drop 
The  sable  seeds  from  all  their  separate  cells, 
And  leaving  bays  profound  and  rocks  abrupt, 
Redder  than  coral  round  Calypso's  cave. 

Petrarca.  There  have  been  those  anciently  who 


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would  have  been  pleased  with  such  poetry,  and 
perhaps  there  may  be  again.  I  am  not  sorry  to 
see  the  Muses  by  the  side  of  childhood,  and  form- 
ing a  part  of  the  family.  But  now  tell  me  about 
the  books. 

Boccaccio.  Resolving  to  lay  aside  the  more 
valuable  of  those  I  had  collected  or  transcribed, 
and  to  place  them  under  the  guardianship  of 
richer  men,  I  locked  them  up  together  in  the 
higher  story  of  my  tower  at  Certaldo.  You  re- 
member the  old  tower  1 

Petrarca.  Well  do  I  remember  the  hearty  laugh 
we  had  together  (which  stopped  us  upon  the 
staircase)  at  the  calculation  we  made,  how  much 
longer  you  and  I,  if  we  continued  to  thrive  as  we 
had  thriven  latterly,  should  be  able  to  pass  within 
its  narrow  circle.  Although  I  like  this  little 
villa  much  better,  I  would  gladly  see  the  place 
again,  and  enjoy  with  you,  as  we  did  before,  the 
vast  expanse  of  woodlands  and  mountains  and 
maremma ;  frowning  fortresses  inexpugnable ; 
and  others  more  prodigious  for  their  ruins ;  then 
below  them,  lordly  abbeys,  overcanopied  with 
stately  trees  and  girded  with  rich  luxuriance ; 
and  towns  that  seem  approaching  them  to  do  them 
honour,  and  villages  nestling  close  at  their  sides 
for  sustenance  and  protection. 

Boccaccio.  My  disorder,  if  it  should  keep  its 
promise  of  leaving  me  at  last,  will  have  been  pre- 
paring me  for  the  accomplishment  of  such  a  pro- 
ject. Should  I  get  thinner  and  thinner  at  this 
rate,  I  shall  soon  be  able  to  mount  not  only  a 
turret  or  a  belfry,  but  a  tube  of  macarone,* 
while  a  Neapolitan  is  suspending  it  for  deglu- 
tition. . 

What  I  am  about  to  mention,  will  show  you 
how  little  you  can  rely  on  me  !  I  have  pre- 
served the  books,  as  you  desired,  but  quite  con- 
trary to  my  resolution  :  and,  no  less  contrary  to 
it,  by  your  desire  I  shall  now  preserve  the  De- 
cameron. In  vain  had  I  determined  not  only  to 
mend  in  future,  but  to  correct  the  past ;  in  vain 
had  I  prayed  most  fervently  for  grace  to  accom- 
plish it,  with  a  final  aspiration  to  Fiametta  that 
she  would  unite  with  your  beloved  Laura,  and 
that,  gentle  and  beatified  spirits  as  they  are,  they 
would  breathe  together  their  purer  prayers  on 
mine.  See  what  follows. 

Petrarca.  Sigh  not  at  it.  Before  we  can  see  all 
that  follows  from  their  intercession,  we  must  join 
them  again.  But  let  me  hear  anything  in  which 
they  are  concerned. 

Boccaccio.  I  prayed  ;  and  my  breast,  after  some 
few  tears,  grew  calmer.  Yet  sleep  did  not  ensue 
until  the  break  of  morning,  when  the  dropping  of 
soft  rain  on  the  leaves  of  the  fig-tree  at  the  window, 
and  the  chirping  of  a  little  bird,  to  tell  another 
there  was  shelter  under  them,  brought  me  repose 
and  slumber.  Scarcely  had  I  closed  my  eyes,  if 


*  This  is  valuable,  since  it  shows  that  macarone  (here 
called  pasta)  was  invented  in  the  time  of  Boccaccio  ;  so 
are  the  letters  of  Petrarca,  which  inform  us  equally  in 
regard  to  spectacles.  Ad  ocularium  (occhiali)  mini  con- 
fugiendum  csset  nuxilium.  Dome.nico  Grigi. 


indeed  time  can  be  reckoned  any  more  in  sleep 
than  in  heaven,  when  my  Fiametta  seemed  to 
have  led  me  into  the  meadow.  You  will  see  it  below 
you  :  turn  away  that  branch  :  gently !  gently !  do 
not  break  it ;  for  the  little  bird  sat  there. 

Petrarca.  I  think,  Giovanni,  I  can  divine  the 
place.  Although  this  fig-tree,  growing  out  of  the 
wall  between  the  cellar  and  us,  is  fantastic  enough 
in  its  branches,  yet  that  other  which  1  see  yonder, 
bent  down  and  forced  to  crawl  along  the  grass  by 
the  prepotency  of  the  young  shapely  walnut  tree,  is 
much  more  so.  It  forms  a  seat,  about  a  cubit  above 
the  ground,  level  and  long  enough  for  several. 

Boccaccio.  Ha !  you  fancy  it  must  be  a  favourite 
spot  with  me,  because  of  the  two  strong  forked 
stakes  wherewith  it  is  propped  and  supported  ! 

Petrarca.  Poets  know  the  haunts  of  poets  at  first 
sight ;  and  he  who  loved  Laura ...  0  Laura !  did 
I  say  he  who  loved  thee  ] .  .  .  hath  whisperings 
where  those  feet  would  wafcder  which  have  been 
restless  after  Fiametta. 

Boccaccio.  It  is  true,  my  imagination  has  often 
conducted  her  thither ;  but  here  in  this  chamber 
she  appeared  to  me  more  visibly  in  a  dream. 

"Thy  prayers  have  been  heard,  0  Giovanni," 
said  she. 

I  sprang  to  embrace  her. 

"  Do  not  spill  the  water  !  Ah !  you  have  spilt 
a  part  of  it." 

I  then  observed  in  her  hand  a  crystal  vase.  A 
few  drops  were  sparkling  on  the  sides  and  running 
down  the  rim  :  a  few  were  trickling  from  the  base 
and  from  the  hand  that  held  it. 

"I  must  go  down  to  the  brook,"  said  she,  "and 
fill  it  again  as  it  was  filled  before." 

What  a  moment  of  agony  was  this  to  me !  Could 
I  be  certain  how  long  might  be  her  absence  1  She 
went :  I  was  following :  she  made  a  sign  for  me  to 
turn  back  :  I  disobeyed  her  only  an  instant :  yet 
my  sense  of  disobedience,  increasing  my  feebleness 
and  confusion,  made  me  lose  sight  of  her.  In  the 
next  moment  she  was  again  at  my  side,  with  the 
cup  quite  full.  I  stood  motionless :  I  feared  my 
breath  might  shake  the  water  over.  I  looked  her 
in  the  face  for  her  commands  . .  and  to  see  it .  .  to 
see  it  so  calm,  so  beneficent,  so  beautiful.  I  was  for- 
getting what  I  had  prayed  for,  when  she  lowered 
her  head,  tasted  of  the  cup,  and  gave  it  me.  I 
drank;  and  suddenly  sprang  forth  before  me, 
many  groves  and  palaces  and  gardens,  and  their 
statues  and  their  avenues,  and  their  labyrinths 
of  alaternus  and  bay,  and  alcoves  of  citron,  and 
watchful  loopholes  in  the  retirements  of  impene- 
trable pomegranate.  Farther  off,  just  below  where 
the  fountain  slipt  away  from  its  marble  hall  and 
guardian  gods,  arose,  from  their  beds  of  moss 
and  drosera  and  darkest  grass,  the  sisterhood  of 
oleanders,  fond  of  tantalising  with  their  bosomed 
flowers  and  their  moist  and  pouting  blossoms  the 
little  shy  rivulet,  and  of  covering  its  face  with  all 
the  colours  of  the  dawn.  My  dream  expanded  and 
moved  forward.  I  trod  again  the  dust  of  Posi- 
lipo,  soft  as  the  feathers  in  the  wings  of  Sleep.  I 
emerged  on  Baia ;  I  crossed  her  innumerable 


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arches ;  I  loitered  in  the  breezy  sunshine  of  her 
mole ;  I  trusted  the  faithful  seclusion  of  her 
caverns,  the  keepers  of  so  many  secrets ;  and  I 
reposed  on  the  buoyancy  of  her  tepid  sea.  Then 
Naples,  and  her  theatres  and  her  churches,  and 
grottoes  and  dells  and  forts  and  promontories, 
rushed  forward  in  confusion,  now  among  soft 
whispers,  now  among  sweetest  sounds,  and  sub- 
sided, and  sank,  and  disappeared.  Yet  a  memory 
seemed  to  come  fresh  from  every  one  :  each  had 
time  enough  for  its  tale,  for  its  pleasure,  for  its  re 
flection,  for  its  pang.  As  I  mounted  with  silent 
steps  the  narrow  staircase  of  the  old  palace,  how 
distinctly  did  I  feel  against  the  palm  of  my  hand 
the  coldness  of  that  smooth  stone-work,  and  the 
greater  of  the  cramps  of  iron  in  it ! 

"Ah  me!  is  this  forgetting? "  cried  I  anxiously 
to  Fiametta. 

"  We  must  recall  these  scenes  before  us,"  she 
replied  :  "  such  is  the  punishment  of  them.  Let 
us  hope  and  believe  that  the  apparition,  and  the 
compunction  which  must  follow  it,  will  be  accepted 
as  the  full  penalty,  and  that  both  will  pass  away 
almost  together." 

I  feared  to  lose  anything  attendant  on  her 
presence  :  I  feared  to  approach  her  forehead  with 
my  lips  :  I  feared  to  touch  the  lily  on  its  long  wavy 
leaf  in  her  hair,  which  filled  my  whole  heart  with 
fragrance.  Venerating,  adoring,  I  bowed  my  head 
at  last  to  kiss  her  snow-white  robe,  and  trembled 
at  my  presumption.  And  yet  the  effulgence  of  her 
countenance  vivified  while  it  chastened  me.  I 
loved  her ...  I  must  not  say  more  than  ever .  .  . 
better  than  ever ;  it  was  Fiametta  who  had  inha- 
bited the  skies.  As  my  hand  opened  toward  her, 

"  Beware !"  said  she,  faintly  smiling ;  "  beware, 
Giovanni !  Take  only  the  crystal ;  take  it,  and 
drink  again." 

"Must  all  be  then  forgotten?"  said  I  sorrowfully. 

"  Remember  your  prayer  and  mine,  Giovanni  1 
Shall  both  have  been  granted ...  0  how  much 
worse  than  in  vain]" 

I  drank  instantly ;  I  drank  largely.  How  cool 
my  bosom  grew ;  how  could  it  grow  so  cool  before 
her !  But  it  was  not  to  remain  in  its  quiescency ; 
its  trials  were  not  yet  over.  I  will  not,  Francesco ! 
no,  I  may  not  commemorate  the  incidents  she 
related  to  me,  nor  which  of  us  said,  "  I  blush  for 
having  loved  first;"  nor  which  of  us  replied,  "Say 
least,  say  least,  and  blush  again." 

The  charm  of  the  words  (for  I  felt  not  the  en- 
cumbrance of  the  body  nor  the  acuteness  of  the 
spirit)  seemed  to  possess  me  wholly.  Although 
the  water  gave  me  strength  and  comfort,  and 
somewhat  of  celestial  pleasure,  many  tears  fell 
around  the  border  of  the  vase  as  she  held  it  up 
before  me,  exhorting  me  to  take  courage,  and  in- 
viting me  with  more  than  exhortation  to  accom- 
plish my  deliverance.  She  came  nearer,  more 
tenderly,  more  earnestly ;  she  held  the  dewy  globe 
with  both  hands,  leaning  forward,  and  sighed  and 
shook  her  head,  drooping  at  my  pusillanimity.  It 
was  only  when  a  ringlet  had  touched  the  rim,  and 
perhaps  the  water  (for  a  sun-beam  on  the  surface 


could  never  have  given  it  such  a  golden  hue)  that 
I  took  courage,  clasped  it,  and  exhausted  it.  Sweet 
as  was  the  water,  sweet  as  was  the  serenity  it  gave 
me .  . .  alas  !  that  also  which  it  moved  away  from 
me  was  sweet ! 

"  This  time  you  can  trust  me  alone,"  said  she, 
and  parted  my  hair,  and  kissed  my  brow.  Again 
she  went  toward  the  brook  :  again  my  agitation, 
my  weakness,  my  doubt,  came  over  me  :  nor  could 
I  see  her  while  she  raised  the  water,  nor  knew  I 
whence  she  drew  it.  When  she  returned,  she  was 
close  to  me  at  once  :  she  smiled  :  her  smile  pierced 
me  to  the  bones :  it  seemed  an  angel's.  She 
sprinkled  the  pure  water  on  me ;  she  looked  most 
fondly ;  she  took  my  hand ;  she  suffered  me  to 
press  hers  to  my  bosom  ;  but,  whether  by  design 
I  can  not  tell,  she  let  fall  a  few  drops  of  the  chilly 
element  between. 

"  And  now,  0  my  beloved  !"  said  she,  "  we  have 
consigned  to  the  bosom  of  God  our  earthly  joys 
and  sorrows.  The  joys  can  not  return,  let  not  the 
sorrows.  These  alone  would  trouble  my  repose 
among  the  blessed. 

"  Trouble  thy  repose  !  Fiametta !  Give  me 
the  chalice  !"  cried  I  ...  "not  a  drop  will  I  leave 
in  it,  not  a  drop." 

"  Take  it !"  said  that  soft  voice.  "  0  now  most 
dear  Giovanni !  I  know  thou  hast  strength  enough ; 
and  there  is  but  little  ...  at  the  bottom  lies  our 
first  kiss." 

"  Mine  !  didst  thou  say,  beloved  one?  and  is  that 
left  thee  still  ?" 

"Mine,  said  she,  pensively;  and  as  she  abased 
her  head,  the  broad  leaf  of  the  lily  hid  her  brow 
and  her  eyes ;  the  light  of  heaven  shone  through 
the  flower." 

"  0  Fiametta !  Fiametta ! "  cried  I  in  agony, 
"God  is  the  God  of  mercy,  God  is  the  God  of 
love.  .  .  can  I,  can  I  ever?"  I  struck  the  chalice 
against  my  head,  unmindful  that  I  held  it ;  the 
water  covered  my  face  and  my  feet.  I  started  up, 
not  yet  awake,  and  I  heard  the  name  of  Fia- 
metta in  the  curtains. 

Petrarca.  Love,  O  Giovanni,  and  life  itself,  are 
but  dreams  at  best.  I  do  think 

Never  so  gloriously  was  Sleep  attended 
As  with  the  pageant  of  that  heavenly  maid. 

But  to  dwell  on  such  subjects  is  sinful.  The  recol- 
lection of  them,  with  all  their  vanities,  brings  tears 
into  my  eyes. 

Boccaccio.  And  into  mine  too  .  .  they  were  so 
very  charming. 

Petrarca.  Alas,  alas !  the  time  always  comes 
when  we  must  regret  the  enjoyments  of  our  youth. 

Boccaccio.  If  we  have  let  them  pass  us. 

Petrarca.  I  mean  our  indulgence  in  them. 

Boccaccio.  Francesco !  I  think  you  must  remem- 
ber Raffaellino  degli  Alfani. 

Petrarca.  Was  it  Raffaellino  who  lived  near 
San  Michele  in  Orto  ? 

Boccaccio.  The  same.  He  was  an  innocent  soul, 
and  fond  of  fish.  But  whenever  his  friend  Sabba- 
telli  sent  him  a  trout  from  Pratolino,  he  always 


J'ENTAMERON. 


kept  it  until  next  day  or  the  day  after,  just  long 
enough  to  render  it  unpalatable.  He  then  turned 
it  over  in  the  platter,  smelt  at  it  closer,  although 
the  news  of  its  condition  came  undeniably  from  a 
distance,  touched  it  with  his  forefinger,  solicited 
a  testimony  from  the  gills  which  the  eyes  had 
contradicted,  sighed  over  it,  and  sent  it  for  a 
present  to  somebody  else.  Were  I  a  lover  of  trout 
as  Eaffaellino  was,  I  think  I  should  have  taken  an 
opportunity  of  enjoying  it  while  the  pink  and 
crimson  were  glittering  on  it. 

Petrarca.  Trout,  yes. 

Boccaccio.  And  all  other  fish  I  could  encompass. 

Petrarca.  0  thou  grave  mocker !  I  did  not  sus- 
pect such  slyness  in  thee :  proof  enough  I  had 
almost  forgotten  thee. 

Boccaccio.  Listen !  listen !  I  fancied  I  caught  a 
footstep  in  the  passage.  Come  nearer ;  bend  your 
head  lower,  that  I  may  whisper  a  word  in  your  ear. 
Never  let  Assunta  hear  you  sigh.  She  is  mis- 
chievous :  she  may  have  been  standing  at  the 
door :  not  that  I  believe  she  would  be  guilty  of 
any  such  impropriety  :  but  who  knows  what  girls 
are  capable  of !  She  has  no  malice,  only  in  laugh- 
ing ;  and  a  sigh  sets  her  windmill  at  work,  van 
over  van,  incessantly. 

Petrarca.  I  should  soon  check  her.  I  have  no 
notion .  .  . 

Boccaccio.  After  all,  she  is  a  good  girl  .  .  a 
trifle  of  the  wilful.  She  must  have  it  that  many 
things  are  hurtful  to  me  .  .  reading  in  particular 
.  .  it  makes  people  so  odd.  Tina  is  a  small  mat- 
ter of  the  madcap  .  .  in  her  own  particular  way 
.  .  but  exceedingly  discreet,  I  do  assure  you,  if 
they  will  only  leave  her  alone. 

I  find  I  was  mistaken,  there  was  nobody. 

Petrarca.  A  cat  perhaps. 

Boccaccio.  No  such  thing.  I  order  him  over  to 
Certaldo  while  the  birds  are  laying  and  sitting : 
and  he  knows  by  experience,  favourite  as  he  is, 
that  it  is  of  no  use  to  come  back  before  he  is  sent 
for.  Since  the  first  impetuosities  of  youth,  he 
has  rarely  been  refractory  or  disobliging.  "We 
have  lived  together  now  these  five  years,  unless  I 
miscalculate  ;  and  he  seems  to.  have  learnt  some- 
thing of  my  manners,  wherein  violence  and  enter- 
prise by  no  means  predominate.  I  have  watched 
him  looking  at  a  large  green  lizard ;  and,  their 
eyes  being  opposite  and  near,  he  has  doubted 
whether  it  might  be  pleasing  to  me  if  he  began 
the  attack;  and  their  tails  on  a  sudden  have 
touched  one  another  at  the  decision. 

Petrarca.  Seldom  have  adverse  parties  felt  the 
same  desire  of  peace  at  the  same  moment,  and 
none  ever  carried  it  more  simultaneously  and 
promptly  into  execution. 

Boccaccio.  He  enjoys  his  otium  cum  dignitate 
at  Certaldo :  there  he  is  my  castellan,  and  his 
chase  is  unlimited  in  those  domains.  After  thej 
doom  of  relegation  is  expired,  he  comes  hither  at 
midsummer.  And  then  if  you  could  see  his  joy  ! 
His  eyes  are  as  deep  as  a  well,  and  as  clear  as  a 
fountain  :  he  jerks  his  tail  into  the  air  like  a 
royal  sceptre,  and  waves  it  like  the  wand  of  a 


magician.  You  would  fancy  that,  as  Horace  with 
his  head,  he  was  about  to  smite  the  stars  with 
it.  There  is  ne'er  such  another  cat  in  the  parish  ; 
and  he  knows  it,  a  rogue  !  We  have  rare  repasts 
together  in  the  bean-and-bacou  time,  although  in 
regard  to  the  bean  he  sides  with  the  philosopher 
of  Samos ;  but  after  due  examination.  In  clean- 
liness he  is  a  very  nun ;  albeit  in  that  quality 
which  lies  between  cleanliness  and  godliness,  there 
is  a  smack  of  Fra  Biagio  about  him.  What  is 
that  book  in  your  hand  ? 

Petrarca.  My  breviary. 

Boccaccio.  Well,  give  me  mine  too  .  .  there, 
on  the  little  table  in  the  corner,  under  the  glass 
of  primroses.  We  can  do  nothing  better. 

Petrarca.  What  prayer  were  you  looking  for  ? 
let  me  find  it. 

Boccaccio.  I  don't  know  how  it  is :  I  am 
scarcely  at  present  in  a  frame  of  mind  for  it. 
We  are  of  one  faith  :  the  prayers  of  the  one  will 
do  for  the  other  :  and  I  am  sure,  if  you  omitted 
my  name,  you  would  say  them  all  over  afresh.  I 
wish  you  could  recollect  in  any  book  as  dreamy  a 
thing  to  entertain  me  as  I  have  been  just  repeat- 
ing. We  have  had  enough  of  Dante  :  I  believe 
few  of  his  beauties  have  escaped  us  :  and  small 
faults,  which  we  readily  pass  by,  are  fitter  for  small 
folks,  as  grubs  are  the  proper  bait  for  gudgeons. 

Petrarca.  I  have  had  as  many  dreams  as  most 
men.  We  are  all  made  up  of  them,  as  the  webs 
of  the  spider  are  particles  of  her  own  vitality. 
But  how  infinitely  less  do  we  profit  by  them  ! 
I  will  relate  to  you,  before  we  separate,  one  among 
the  multitude  of  mine,  as  coming  the  nearest  to 
the  poetry  of  yours,  and  as  having  been  not  totally 
useless  to  me.  Often  have  I  reflected  on  it ; 
sometimes  with  pensiveness,  with  sadness  never. 

Boccaccio.  Then,  Francesco,  if  you  had  with 
you  as  copious  a  choice  of  dreams  as  clustered  on 
the  elm-trees  where  the  Sibyl  led  ^Eneas,  this,  in 
preference  to  the  whole  swarm  of  them,  is  the 
queen  dream  for  me. 

Petrarca.  When  I  was  younger  I  was  fond  of 
wandering  in  solitary  places,  and  never  was  afraid 
of  slumbering  in  woods  and  grottoes.  Among 
the  chief  pleasures  of  my  life,  and  among  the 
commonest  of  my  occupations,  was  the  bringing 
before  me  such  heroes  and  heroines  of  antiquity, 
such  poets  and  sages,  such  of  the  prosperous  and 
the  unfortunate,  as  most  interested  me  by  their 
courage,  their  wisdom,  their  eloquence,  or  their 
adventures.  Engaging  them  in  the  conversation 
best  suited  to  their  characters,  I  knew  perfectly 
their  manners,  their  steps,  their  voices  :  and  often 
did  I  moisten  with  my  tears  the  models  I  had 
been  forming  of  the  less  happy. 

Boccaccio.  Great  is  the  privilege  of  entering 
into  the  studies  of  the  intellectual ;  great  is  that 
of  conversing  with  the  guides  of  nations,  the 
movers  of  the  mass,  the  regulators  of  the  unruly 
will,  stiff,  in  its  impurity  and  rust,  against  the 
finger  of  the  Almighty  Power  that  formed  it: 
but  give  me,  Francesco,  give  me  rather  the  crea- 
ture to  sympathise  with  ;  apportion  me  the  snf- 


PENTAMERON. 


853 


ferings  to  assuage.  Ah,  gentle  soul !  thou  wilt 
never  send  them  over  to  another ;  they  have 
better  hopes  from  thee. 

Petrarca.  We  both  alike  feel  the  sorrows  of 
those  around  us.  He  who  suppresses  or  allays 
them  in  another,  breaks  many  thorns  off  his  own ; 
and  future  years  will  never  harden  fresh  ones. 

My  occupation  was  not  always  in  making  the 
politician  talk  politics,  the  orator  toss  his  torch 
among  the  populace,  the  philosopher  run  down 
from  philosophy  to  cover  the  retreat  or  the  ad- 
vances of  his  sect;  but  sometimes  in  devising 
how  such  characters  must  act  and  discourse,  on 
subjects  far  remote  from  the  beaten  track  of  their 
career.  In  like  manner  the  philologist,  and  again 
the  dialectician,  were  not  indulged  in  the  review 
and  parade  of  their  trained  bands,  but,  at  times, 
brought  forward  to  show  in  what  manner  and  in 
what  degree  external  habits  had  influenced  the 
conformation  of  the  internal  man.  It  was  far 
from  unprofitable  to  set  passing  events  before  past 
actors,  and  to  record  the  decisions  of  those  whose 
interests  and  passions  are  unconcerned  in  them. 

Boccaccio.  This  is  surely  no  easy  matter.  The 
thoughts  are  in  fact  your  own,  however  you  dis- 
tribute them. 

Petrarca.  All  can  not  be  my  own ;  if  you  mean 
by  thoughts  the  opinions  and  principles  I  should 
be  the  most  desirous  to  inculcate.  Some  favour- 
ite ones  perhaps  may  obtrude  too  prominently, 
but  otherwise  no  misbehaviour  is  permitted  them  : 
reprehension  and  rebuke  are  always  ready,  and 
the  offence  is  punished  on  the  spot. 

Boccaccio.  Certainly  you  thus  throw  open,  to 
its  full  extent,  the  range  of  poetry  and  invention ; 
which  can  not  but  be  very  limited  and  sterile, 
unless  where  we  find  displayed  much  diversity  of 
character  as  disseminated  by  nature,  much  pe- 
culiarity of  sentiment  as  arising  from  position, 
marked  with  unerring  skill  through  every  shade 
and  gradation;  and  finally  and  chiefly,  much 
intertexture  and  intensity  of  passion.  You  thus 
convey  to  us  more  largely  and  expeditiously  the 
stores  of  your  understanding  and  imagination, 
than  you  ever  could  by  sonnets  or  canzonets,  or 
sinewless  and  sapless  allegories. 

But  weightier  works  are  less  captivating.     If 
you  had  published  any  such  as  you  mention,  you 
must  have  waited   for  their    acceptance.      Not 
only  the  fame  of  Marcellus,  but  every  other, 
Crescit  occulto  velut  arbor  aevo  ; 

and  that  which  makes  the  greatest  vernal  shoot 
is  apt  to  make  the  least  autumnal.  Authors  in 
general  who  have  met  celebrity  at  starting,  have 
already  had  their  reward ;  always  their  utmost 
due,  and  often  much  beyond  it.  We  can  not  hope 
for  both  celebrity  and  fame  :  supremely  fortunate 
are  the  few  who  are  allowed  the  liberty  of  choice 
between  them.  We  two  prefer  the  strength  that 
springs  from  exercise  and  toil,  acquiring  it  gra- 
dually and  slowly  :  we  leave  to  others  the  earlier 
blessing  of  that  sleep  which  follows  enjoyment. 
How  many  at  first  sight  are  enthusiastic  in  their 


favour  !  Of  these  how  large  a  portion  come  away 
empty-handed  and  discontented !  like  idlers  who 
visit  the  seacoast,  fill  their  pockets  with  pebbles 
bright  from  the  passing  wave,  and  carry  them  off 
with  rapture.  After  a  short  examination  at 
home,  every  streak  seems  faint  and  dull,  and  the 
whole  contexture  coarse,  uneven,  and  gritty  :  first 
one  is  thrown  away,  then  another ;  and  before 
the  week's  end  the  store  is  gone,  of  things  so 
shining  and  wonderful. 

Petrarca.  Allegory,  which  you  named  with 
sonnets  and  canzonets,  had  few  attractions  for 
me,  believing  it  to  be  the  delight  in  general  of 
idle,  frivolous,  inexcursive  minds,  in  whose  man- 
sions there  is  neither  hall  nor  portal  to  receive 
the  loftier  of  the  Passions.  A  stranger  to  the 
Affections,  she  holds  a  low  station  among  the 
handmaidens  of  Poetry,  being  fit  for  little  but 
an  apparition  in  a  mask.  I  had  reflected  for 
some  time  on  this  subject,  when,  wearied  with 
the  length  of  my  walk  over  the  mountains,  and 
finding  a  soft  old  molehill,  covered  with  grey 
grass,  by  the  way-side,  I  laid  my  head  upon  it, 
and  slept.  I  can  not  tell  how  long  it  was  before  a 
species  of  dream  or  vision  came  over  me. 

Two  beautiful  youths  appeared  beside  me ; 
each  was  winged ;  but  the  wings  were  hanging 
down,  and  seemed  ill  adapted  to  flight.  One  of 
them,  whose  voice  was  the  softest  I  ever  heard, 
looking  at  me  frequently,  said  to  the  other, 

"  He  is  under  my  guardianship  for  the  present : 
do  not  awaken  him  with  that  feather." 

Methought,  hearing  the  whisper,  I  saw  some- 
thing like  the  feather  on  an  arrow ;  and  then  the 
arrow  itself ;  the  whole  of  it,  even  to  the  point ; 
although  he  carried  it  in  such  a  manner  that  it 
was  difficult  at  first  to  discover  more  than  a 
palm's  length  of  it :  the  rest  of  the  shaft,  and  the 
whole  of  the  barb,  was  behind  his  ankles. 

"  This,  feather  never  awakens  anyone,"  replied 
he,  rather  petulantly ;  "  but  it  brings  more  of 
confident  security,  and  more  of  cherished  dreams, 
than  you  without  me  are  capable  of  imparting." 

"Be  it  so  !"  answered  the  gentler  .  .  "none  is 
less  inclined  to  quarrel  or  dispute  than  I  am. 
Many  whom  you  have  wounded  grievously,  call 
upon  me  for  succour.  But  so  little  am  I  disposed 
to  thwart  you,  it  is  seldom  I  venture  to  do  more 
for  them  than  to  whisper  a  few  words  of  comfort 
in  passing.  How  many  reproaches  on  these 
occasions  have  been  cast  upon  me  for  indifference 
and  infidelity !  Nearly  as  many,  and  nearly  in 
the  same  terms,  as  upon  you  !" 

"  Odd  enough  that  we,  0  Sleep !  should  be 
thought  so  alike ! "  said  Love,  contemptuously. 
"  Yonder  is  he  who  bears  a  nearer  resemblance 
to  you :  the  dullest  have  observed  it."  I  fancied 
I  turned  my  eyes  to  where  he  was  pointing,  and 
saw  at  a  distance  the  figure  he  designated.  Mean- 
while the  contention  went  on  uninterruptedly. 
Sleep  was  slow  in  asserting  his  power  or  his 
benefits.  Love  recapitulated  them ;  but  only 
that  he  might  assert  his  own  above  them.  Sud- 
denly he  called  on  me  to  decide,  and  to  choose 


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PENTAMERON. 


my  patron.  Under  the  influence,  first  of  the  one, 
then  of  the  other,  I  sprang  from  repose  to 
rapture,  I  alighted  from  rapture  on  repose  .  . 
and  knew  not  which  was  sweetest.  Love  was 
very  angry  with  me,  and  declared  he  would  cross 
me  throughout  the  whole  of  my  existence.  What- 
ever I  might  on  other  occasions  have  thought  of 
his  veracity,  I  now  felt  too  surely  the  conviction 
that  he  would  keep  his  word.  At  last,  before  the 
close  of  the  altercation,  the  third  Genius  had 
advanced,  and  stood  near  us.  I  can  not  tell  how 
I  knew  him,  but  I  knew  him  to  be  the  Genius  of 
Death.  Breathless  as  I  was  at  beholding  him,  I 
soon  became  familiar  with  his  features.  First 
they  seemed  only  calm ;  presently  they  grew 
contemplative ;  and  lastly  beautiful :  those  of 
the  Graces  themselves  are  less  regular,  less  har- 
monious, less  composed.  Love  glanced  at  him 
unsteadily,  with  a  countenance  in  which  there 
was  somewhat  of  anxiety,  somewhat  of  disdain ; 
and  cried,  "  Go  away !  go  away  !  nothing  that 
thou  touchest,  lives." 

"  Say  rather,  child  ! "  replied  the  advancing 
form,  and  advancing  grew  loftier  and  statelier, 
"  Say  rather  that  nothing  of  beautiful  or  of  glo- 
rious lives  its  own  true  life  until  my  wing  hath 
passed  over  it."  ' 

Love  pouted,  and  rumpled  and  bent  down  with 
his  forefinger  the  stiff  short  feathers  on  his  arrow- 
head ;  but  replied  not.  Although  he  frowned 
worse  than  ever,  and  at  me,  I  dreaded  him  less 
and  less,  and  scarcely  looked  toward  him.  The 
milder  and  calmer  Genius,  the  third,  in  propor- 
tion as  I  took  courage  to  contemplate  him,  re- 
garded me  with  more  and  more  complacency.  He 
held  neither  flower  nor  arrow,  as  the  others  did ; 


but,  throwing  back  the  clusters  of  dark  curls  that 
overshadowed  his  countenance,  he  presented  to 
me  his  hand,  openly  and  benignly.  I  shrank  on 
looking  at  him  so  near,  and  yet  I  sighed  to  lore 
him.  He  smiled,  not  without  an  expression  of 
pity,  at  perceiving  my  diffidence,  my  timidity : 
for  I  remembered  how  soft  was  the  hand  of  Sleep, 
how  warm  and  entrancing  was  Love's.  By  de- 
grees, I  became  ashamed  of  my  ingratitude ;  and 
turning  my  face  away,  I  held  out  my  arms,  and 
felt  my  neck  within  his.  Composure  strewed  and 
allayed  all  the  throbbings  of  my  bosom  ;  the  cool- 
ness of  freshest  morning  breathed  around;  the 
heavens  seemed  to  open  above  me;  while  the 
beautiful  cheek  of  my  deliverer  rested  on  my  head. 
I  would  now  have  looked  for  those  others ;  but 
knowing  my  intention  by  my  gesture,  he  said 
consolatorily, 

"  Sleep  is  on  his  way  to  the  Earth,  where  many 
are  calling  him ;  but  it  is  not  to  these  he 
hastens ;  for  every  call  only  makes  him  fly  farther 
off.  Sedately  and  gravely  as  he  looks,  he  is 
nearly  as  capricious  and  volatile  as  the  more  arro- 
gant and  ferocious  one." 

"  And  Love  I" said  I,  "whither  is  he  departed? 
If  not  too  late,  I  would  propitiate  and  appease 
him." 

"  He  who  can  not  follow  me,  he  who  can-  not 
overtake  and  pass  me,"  said  the  Genius,  "  is  un- 
worthy of  the  name,  the  most  glorious  in  earth  or 
heaven.  Look  up  J  Love  is  yonder,  and  ready 
to  receive  thee." 

I  looked  :  the  earth  was  under  me  :  I  saw  only 
the  clear  blue  sky,  and  something  brighter 
above  it. 


PIEVANO  GRIGI  TO  THE  READER. 


BEFORE  I  proceeded  on  my  mission,  I  had  a 
final  audience  of  Monsignore,  in  which  I  asked 
his  counsel,  whether  a  paper  sewed  and  pasted 
to  the  Interviews,  being  the  substance  of  an  in- 
tended Confession,  might,  according  to  the  De- 
cretals, be  made  public.  Monsignore  took  the 
subject  into  his  consideration,  and  assented. 
Previously  to  the  solution  of  this  question,  he  was 
graciously  pleased  to  discourse  on  Boccaccio,  and 
to  say,  "  I  am  happy  to  think  he  died  a  good 
catholic,  and  contentedly." 

"No  doubt,  Monsignore!"  answered  I,  "for 
when  he  was  on  his  death-bed,  or  a  little  sooner, 
the  most  holy  man  in  Italy  admonished  him 
terribly  of  his  past  transgressions,  and  frightened 
him  fairly  into  Paradise." 

"  Pievano  ! "  said  Monsignore,  "  it  is  customary 
in  the  fashionable  literature  of  our  times  to  finish 


a  story  in  two  manners.  The  most  approved  is, 
to  knock  on  the  head  every  soul  that  has  been 
interesting  you :  the  second  is,  to  put  the  two 
youngest  into  bed  together,  promising  the  same 
treatment  to  another  couple,  or  more.  Our  fore- 
fathers were  equally  zealous  about  those  they 
dealt  with.  Every  pagan  turned  Christian  :  every 
loose  woman  had  bark  to  grow  about  her,  as  thick 
and  astringent  as  the  ladies  had  in  Ovid's  Meta- 
morphoses; and  the  gallants,  who  had  played 
false  with  them,  were  driven  mad  by  the  monks 
at  their  death-bed.  I  neither  hope  nor  believe 
that  poor  Boccaccio  gave  way  to  their  importu- 
nities, but  am  happy  in  thinking  that  his  decease 
was  as  tranquil  as  his  life  was  inoffensive.  He 
was  not  exempt  from  the  indiscretions  of  youth  : 
he  allowed  his  imagination  too  long  a  dalliance 
with  his  passions ;  but  malice  was  never  found 


PENTAMERON. 


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among  them.  Let  us  then,  in  charity  to  him 
and  to  ourselves,  be  persuaded  that  such  a  pest 
as  this  mad  zealot  had  no  influence  over  him, 

Ne  turbd  il  tuono  di  nebbiosa  mente 
Acqua  si  limpida  e  ridente.* 

I  can  not  but  break  into  verse,  although  no  poet, 
while  I  am  thinking  of  him.  Such  men  as  he, 
would  bring  over  more  to  our  good-natured  honest 
old  faith  again,  than  fifty  monks  with  scourges  at 
their  shoulders." 

"  Ah  Monsignore!"  answered  I,  "could  I  but 
hope  to  be  humbly  instrumental  in  leading  back 
the  apostate  church  to  our  true  catholic,  I  should 
be  the  happiest  man  alive." 

"  God  forbid  you  should  be  without  the  hope ! " 
said  Monsignore.  "The  two  chief  differences 
now  are ;  with  ours,  that  we  must  not  eat  butcher's 
meat  on  a  Friday  ;  with  the  Anglican,  that  they 
must  not  eat  baked  meat  on  a  Sunday.  Secondly, 
that  we  say,  Come,  and  be  saved :  the  Anglican 
says,  Go,  and  be  damned." 

Since  the  exposition  of  Monsignore,  the  Par- 
liament has  issued  an  Act  of  Grace  in  regard  to 
eating.  One  article  says, 

"  Nobody  shall  eat  on  a  Sunday,  roast  or 
baked  or  other  hot  victuals  whatsoever,  unless  he 
goes  to  church  in  his  own  carriage ;  if  he  goes 
thither  in  any  other  than  his  own,  be  he  halt  or 
blind,  he  shall  be  subject  to  the  penalty  of  twenty 
pounds.  Nobody  shall  dance  on  a  Sunday,  or 
play  music,  unless  he  also  be  able  to  furnish 
three  tcarte  tables,  at  the  least,  and  sixteen  wax- 
lights." 

I  write  from  memory ;  but  if  the  wording  is  in- 
exact, the  sense  is  accurate.  Nothing  can  be 
more  gratifying  to  a  true  catholic,  than  to  see  the 
amicable  game  played  by  his  bishops  with  the 
Anglican.  The  catholic  never  makes  a  false  move. 
His  fish  often  slips  into  the  red  square, 'marked 
Sunday,  but  the  shoulder  of  mutton  can  never 
get  into  its  place,  marked  Friday :  it  lies  upon 
the  table  and  nobody  dares  touch  it.  Alas  !  I  am 
forgetting  that  this  is  purely  an  English  game, 
and  utterly  unknown  among  us,  or  indeed  in  any 
other  country  under  heaven. 

To  promote  still  farther  the  objects  of  religion, 
as  understood  in  the  Universities  and  the  Parlia- 
ment, it  was  proposed  that  public  prayers  should 
be  offered  up  for  rain  on  every  Sabbath-day,  the 
more  effectually  to  encompass  the  provisions  of 
the  Bill.  But  this  clause  was  cancelled  in  the 
Committee,  on  the  examination  of  a  groom,  who 
deposed  that  a  coach-horse  of  his  master's,  the 
bishop  of  London,  was  touched  in  the  wind,  and 
might  be  seriously  a  sufferer  :  "for  the  bishop," 
said  he,  "  is  no  better  walker  than  a  goose." 

There  is,  moreover,  great  and  general  discon- 
tent in  the  lower  orders  of  the  clergy,  that  some 
should  be  obliged  to  serve  a  couple  of  churches, 
and  perhaps  a  jail  or  hospital  to  boot,  for  a  sti- 


*  Nor  did  the  thunderings  of  a  cloudy  mind 
Trouble  so  limpid  and  serene  a  water. 


pend  of  a  hundred  pounds,  and  even  less,  while 
others  are  incumbents  of  pluralities,  doing  no 
duty  at  all,  and  receiving  three  or  four  thousands. 
It  is  reported  that  several  of  the  more  fortunate 
are  so  utterly  shameless  as  to  liken  the  Church  to 
a  Lottery-office,  and  to  declare  that,  unless  there 
were  great  prizes,  no  man  in  his  senses  would 
enter  into  the  service  of  our  Lord.  I  my- 
self have  read  with  my  own  eyes  this  declaration : 
but  I  hope  the  signature  is  a  forgery.  "What  is 
certain  is,  that  the  emoluments  of  the  bishopric 
of  London  are  greater  than  the  united  revenue  of 
twelve  cardinals ;  that  they  are  amply  sufficient 
for  the  board,  lodging,  and  education  of  three 
hundred  young  men  destined  to  the  ministry  ; 
and  that  they  might  relieve  from  famine,  rescue 
from  sin,  and  save  perhaps  from  eternal  punish- 
ment, three  thousand  fellow-creatures  yearly.  On 
a  narrow  inspection  of  one  manufacturing  town  in 
England,  I  deliver  it  as  my  firm  opinion,  that  it 
contains  more  crime  and  wretchedness  than  all 
the  four  continents  of  our  globe.  If  these  enor- 
mous masses  of  wealth  had  been  fairly  subdivided 
and  carefully  expended ;  if  a  more  numerous  and 
a  more  efficient  clergy  had  been  appointed ;  how 
very  much  of  sin  and  sorrow  had  been  obviated 
and  allayed !  Ultimately  the  poor  will  be  driven  to 
desperation,  there  being  no  check  upon  them,  no 
guardian  over  them  :  and  the  eyes  of  the  sleeper, 
it  is  to  be  feared,  will  be  opened  by  pincers.  In 
the  midst  of  such  woes,  originating  in  her  iniqui- 
ties and  aggravated  by  her  supineness,  the  Church 
of  England,  the  least  reformed  church  in  Christ- 
endom, and  the  most  opposite  to  the  institutions 
of  the  State,  boasts  of  being  the  purest  member  of 
the  Reformation.  Shocked  at  such  audacity  and 
impudence,  the  conscientious  and  pious,  not  only 
of  her  laity  but  also  of  her  clergy,  fall  daily  off 
from  her,  and,  resigning  all  hope  of  parks  and 
palaces,  embrace  the  cross. 

Never  since  the  Reformation  (so  called)  have 
our  prospects  been  so  bright  as  at  the  present 
day.  Our  own  prelates  and  those  of  the  English 
church  are  equally  at  work  to  the  same  effect  ; 
and  the  catholic  clergy  will  come  into  possession 
of  their  churches,  with  as  little  change  in  the 
temporals  as  in  the  spirituals.  It  is  the  law  of 
the  land  that  the  church  can  not  lose  her  rights 
and  possessions  by  lapse  of  time ;  impossible 
then  that  she  should  lose  it  by  fraud  and  fallacy. 
Although  the  bishops  of  England,  regardless  of 
their  vocations  and  vows,  have,  by  deceit  and 
falsehood,  obtained  acts  of  parliament,  under  sanc- 
tion of  which  they  have  severed  from  their  sees, 
and  made  over  to  their  families,  the  possessions 
of  the  episcopacy,  it  can  not  be  questioned  that 
what  has  been  wrongfully  alienated  will  be  right- 
fully restored.  No  time,  no  trickery,  no  subter- 
fuge, can  conceal  it.  The  exposure  of  such 
thievery  in  such  eminent  stations,  worse  and  more 
shameful  than  any  on  the  Thames  or  in  the  low- 
est haunts  of  villany  and  prostitution,  and  of 
attempts  to  seize  from  their  poorer  brethren  a 
few  decimals  to  fill  up  a  deficiency  in  manj- 

A  A  2 


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PENTAMERON. 


thousands,  has  opened  wide  the  eyea  of  England. 
Consequently,  there  are  religious  men  who  resort 
from  all  quarters  to  the  persecuted  mother  they 
had  so  long  abandoned.  Qod  at  last  has  made 
his  enemies  perform  his  work :  and  the  English 
prelates,  not  indeed  on  the  stool  of  repentance, 
as  would  befit  them,  but  thrust  by  the  scorner 
into  his  uneasy  chair,  are  mending  with  scarlet 
silk,  and  seaming  with  threads  of  gold,  the  copes 
and  dalmatics  of  their  worthy  predecessors.  I 

London,  June  \"Jth,  1837. 


am  overjoyed  iu  declaring  to  my  townsmen,  that 
the  recent  demeanour  of  these  prelates,  refractory 
and  mutinous  as  it  has  been  (in  other  matters)  to 
the  government  of  their  patron  the  king,  has  ulti- 
mately (by  joining  the  malcontents  in  abolish- 
ing the  favourite  farce  of  religious  freedom,  and  in 
forbidding  roast  meat  and  country  air  on  the 
sabbath)  filled  up  my  subscription  for  the  bell  of 
San  Vivaldo. 
Salve  Eegina  Coeli ! 

PRETB  DOMENICO  GRIGI. 


HEADS  OF  CONFESSION ;  A  MONTHFUL. 

Printed  and  published  Superiorum  Licentid. 


March  14.  Being  ill  at  ease,  I  cried,  "  Diavolo ! 
I  wish  that  creaking  shutter  was  at  thy  bedroom, 
instead  of  mine,  old  fellow  ! "  Assuntina  would 
have  composed  me,  showing  me  how  wrong  it 
was.  Perverse ;  and  would  not  acknowledge  my 
sinfulness  to  her.  I  said  she  had  nothing  to  do 
with  it ;  which  vexed  her. 

March  23.  Reproved  Assuntina,  and  called 
her  ragazzaccia  !  for  asking  of  Messer  Piero  Pim- 
perna  half  the  evening's  milk  of  his  goat.  Very 
wrong  in  me ;  it  being  impossible  she  should  have 
known  that  Messer  Piero  owed  me  four  lire  since 
. .  I  forget  when. 

March  31.  It  blowing  tramontana,  I  was  ruf- 
fled :  suspected  a  feather  in  the  minestra :  said 
the  rice  was  as  black  as  a  coal.  Sad  falsehood  ! 
made  Assuntina  cry . .  Saracenic  doings. 

Recapitulation.  Shameful  all  this  month  :  I  did 
not  believe  such  bad  humour  was  in  me. 

Reflection.  The  devil,  if  he  can  not  have  his  walk 


one  way,  will  take  it  another ;  never  at  a  fault. 
Manifold  proof;  poor  sinner  ! 

April  2.  Thought  uncharitably  of  Fra  Biagio. 
The  Frate  took  my  hand,  asking  me  to  confess, 
reminding  me  that  I  had  not  confessed  since  the 
3rd  of  March,  although  I  was  so  sick  and  tribu- 
lated  I  could  hardly  stir.  Peevish ;  said,  "  Confess 
yourself :  I  won't :  I  am  not  minded :  you  will  find 
those  not  far  off  who  . .  "  and  then  I  dipped  my 
head  under  the  coverlet,  and  saw  my  error. 

April  6.  Whispers  of  Satanasso ;  pretty  clear ! 
A  sprinkling  of  vernal  thoughts,  much  too  ad- 
vanced for  the  season.  About  three  hours  before 
sunset,  Francesco  came.  Forgot  my  prayers ; 
woke  at  midnight;  recollected,  and  did  not  say 
them.  Might  have  told  him :  never  occurred 
that,  being  a  Canonico,  he  could  absolve  me: 
now  gone  again  these  three  days,  this  being  the 
fourteenth.  Must  unload  ere  heavier-laden.  Gra- 
tise  plena !  have  mercy  upon  me ! 


THE  TRANSLATOR'S  REMARKS 

ON  THE  ALLEGED  JEALOUSY  OF  BOCCACCIO  AND  PETRARCA. 


AMONG  the  most  heinous  crimes  that  can  be 
committed  against  society,  is  the 

temerati  crimen  amioi, 

and  no  other  so  loosens  the  bonds  by  which  it  is 
held  together.  Once  and  only  once  in  my  life, 
I  heard  it  defended  by  a  person  of  intellect  and 
integrity.  It  was  the  argument  of  a  friendly  man, 
who  would  have  invalidated  the  fact :  it  was  the 
solicitude  of  a  prompt  and  dexterous  man,  holding 
up  his  hat  to  cover  the  shame  of  genius.  I  have 
indeed  had  evidence  of  some  who  saw  nothing 
extraordinary  or  amiss  in  these  filchings  and 
twitchings;  but  there  are  persons  whose  ther- 
mometer stands  higher  by  many  degrees  at  other 
points  than  at  honour.  There  are  insects  on  the 
shoals  and  sands  of  literature,  shrimps  which 
must  be  half-boiled  before  they  redden ;  and  there 
are  blushes  (no  doubt)  in  certain  men,  of  which 
the  precious  vein  lies  so  deep  that  it  could  hardly 


be  brought  to  light  by  cordage  and  windlass. 
Meanwhile  their  wrathfulness  shows  itself  at  once 
by  a  plashy  and  pufly  superficies,  with  an  exuber- 
ance of  coarse  rough  stuff  upon  it,  and  is  ready 
to  soak  our  shoes  with  its  puddle  at  the  first 
pressure. 

"  Thou  shalt  not  bear  false  witness  against  thy 
neighbour"  is  a  commandment  which  the  literary 
cast  down  from  over  their  communion-table,  to 
nail  against  the  doors  of  the  commonalty,  with  a 
fist  and  forefinger  pointing  at  it.  Although  the 
depreciation  of  any  work  is  dishonest,  the  attempt 
is  more  infamous  when  committed  against  a 
friend.  The  calumniator  on  such  occasions  may 
in  some  measure  err  from  ignorance,  or  from  in- 
adequate information,  but  nothing  can  excuse  him 
if  he  speaks  contemptuously.  It  is  impossible 
to  believe  that  such  writers  as  Boccaccio  and 
Petrarca  could  be  widely  erroneous  in  each  other's 
merits :  no  less  incredible  is  it  that,  if  they  did 


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err  at  all,  they  would  openly  avow  a  disparaging 
opinion.  This  baseness  was  reserved  for  days 
when  the  study  opens  into  the  market-place, 
when  letters  are  commodities,  and  authors  chap- 
men. Yet  even  upon  their  stalls,  where  an  antique 
vase  would  stand  little  chance  with  a  noticeable 
piece  of  blue-and-white  crockery,  and  shepherds 
and  sailors  and  sunflowers  in  its  circumference, 
it  might  be  heartily  and  honestly  derided;  but 
less  probably  by  the  fellow-villager  of  the  vendor, 
with  whom  he  had  been  playing  at  quoits  every 
day  of  his  life.  When  an  ill-natured  story  is  once 
launched  upon  the  world,  there  are  many  who 
are  careful  that  it  shall  not  soon  founder.  Thus 
the  idle  and  inconsiderate  rumour,  which  has 
floated  through  ages,  about  the  mutual  jealousy 
of  Boccaccio  and  Petrarca,  finds  at  this  day  a 
mooring  in  all  quarters.  Never  were  two  men  so 
perfectly  formed  for  friendship ;  never  were  two 
who  fulfilled  so  completely  that  happy  destination. 
True  it  is,  the  studious  and  exact  Petrarca  had 
not  elaborated  so  entirely  to  his  own  satisfaction 
his  poem,  Africa,  as  to  submit  it  yet  to  the  in- 
spection of  Boccaccio,  to  whom  unquestionably 
he  would  have  been  delighted  to  show  it  the 
moment  he  had  finished  it.  He  died,  and  left  it 
incomplete.  We  have,  it  must  be  acknowledged, 
the  authority  of  Petrarca  himself,  that  he  never 
had  read  the  Decameron  through,  even  to  the 
last  year  of  his  life,  when  he  had  been  intimate 
with  Boccaccio  four-and-twenty.  How  easy  would 
it  have  been  for  him  to  dissemble  this  fact !  how 
certainly  would  any  man  have  dissembled  it  who 
doubted  of  his  own  heart  or  of  his  friend's !  I 
must  request  the  liberty  of  adducing  his  whole 
letter,  as  already  translated. 

"I  have  only  run  over  your  Decameron,  and 
therefore  I  am  not  capable  of  forming  a  true 
judgment  of  its  merit :  but  upon  the  whole  it  has 
given  me  a  great  deal  of  pleasure.  The  freedoms 
in  it  are  excusable  ;  from  having  been  written  in 
youth,  from  the  subjects  it  treats  of,  and  from  the 
persons  for  whom  it  was  designed.  Among  a 
great  number  of  gay  and  witty  jokes,  there  are 
however  many  grave  and  serious  sentiments.  I 
did  as  most  people  do :  I  paid  most  attention  to 
the  beginning  and  the  end.  Your  description  of 
the  people  in  the  Plague  is  very  true  and  pa- 
thetic :  and  the  touching  story  of  Griseldis  has 
been  ever  since  laid  up  in  my  memory,  tJiat  I  may 
relate  it  in  my  conversations  with  my  friends. 
A  friend  of  mine  at  Padua,  a  man  of  wit  and 
knowledge,  undertook  to  read  it  aloud;  but  he 
had  scarcely  got  through  half  of  it,  when  his  tears 
prevented  him  going  on.  He  attempted  it  a 
second  time ;  but  his  sobs  and  sighs  obliged  him 
to  desist.  Another  of  my  friends  determined  on 
the  same  venture ;  and,  having  read  it  from  begin- 
ning to  end,  without  the  least  alteration  of  voice 
or  gesture,  he  said,  on  returning  the  book, 

" '  It  must  be  owned  this  is  an  affecting  history, 
and  I  should  have  wept  could  I  have  believed  it 
true ;  but  there  never  was  and  never  will  be  a 
woman  like  Griseldis.' " 


Here  was  the  termination  of  Petrarca's  literary 
life  :  he  closed  it  with  the  last  words  of  this  letter; 
which  are,  "  Adieu,  my  friends  !  adieu  my  cor- 
respondence." Soon  afterward  he  was  found  dead 
in  his  library,  with  his  arm  leaning  on  a  book. 
In  the  whole  of  this  composition,  what  a  careful- 
ness and  solicitude  to  say  everything  that  could 
gratify  his  friend  ;  with  what  ingenuity  are  those 
faults  not  palliated  but  excused  (his  own  expres- 
sion) which  must  nevertheless  have  appeared  very 
grievous  ones  to  the  purity  of  Petrarca. 

But  why  did  not  Boccaccio  send  him  his  Decame- 
ron long  before  ?  Because  there  never  was  a  more 
perfect  gentleman,  a  man  more  fearful  of  giving 
offence,  a  man  more  sensitive  to  the  delicacy  of 
friendship,  or  more  deferential  to  sanctity  of  cha- 
racter. He  knew  that  the  lover  of  Laura  could 
not  amuse  his  hours  with  mischievous  or  idle  pas- 
sions ;  he  knew  that  he  rose  at  midnight  to  repeat 
his  matins,  and  never  intermitted  them.  On 
what  succeeding  hour  could  he  venture  to  seize  1 
with  what  countenance  could  he  charge  it  with 
the  levities  of  the  world?  Perhaps  the  Recluse  of 
Arqua,  the  visitor  of  old  Certaldo,  read  at  last  the 
Decameron,  only  that  he  might  be  able  the  better 
to  defend  it.  And  how  admirably  has  the  final 
stroke  of  his  indefatigable  pen  effected  the  pur- 
pose!  Is  this  the  jealous  rival?  Boccaccio  received 
the  last  testimony  of  unaltered  friendship  in  the 
month  of  October,  1373,  a  few  days  after  the 
writer's  death.  December  was  not  over  when  they 
met  in  heaven  :  and  never  were  two  gentler 
spirits  united  there. 

The  character  of  Petrarca  shows  itself  in  almost 
every  one  of  his  various  works.  Unsuspicious, 
generous,  ardent  in  study,  in  liberty,  in  love,  with 
a  self-complacence  which  in  less  men  would  be 
vanity,  but  arising  in  him  from  the  general  admi- 
ration of  a  noble  presence,  from  his  place  in  the 
interior  of  a  heart  which  no  other  could  approach 
or  merit,  and  from  the  homage  of  all  who  held 
the  principalities  of  Learning  in  every  part  of 
Europe. 

Boccaccio  is  only  reflected  in  full  from  a  larger 
mass  of  compositions  :  yet  one  letter  is  quite  suffi- 
cient to  display  the  beauty  and  purity  of  his  mind. 
It  was  written  from  Venice,  when  finding  there 
not  Petrarca  whom  he  expected  to  find,  but 
Petrarca's  daughter,  he  describes  to  the  father  her 
modesty,  grace,  and  cordiality  in  his  reception. 
The  imagination  can  form  to  itself  nothing  more 
lovely  than  this  picture  of  the  gentle  Ermissenda : 
and  Boccaccio's  delicacy  and  gratitude  are  equally 
affecting.  No  wonder  that  Petrarca,  in  his  will, 
bequeathed  to  his  friend  a  sum  the  quintuple  in 
amount  of  that  which  he  bequeathed  to  his  only 
brother,  whom  however  he  loved  tenderly.  Such 
had  been,  long  before  their  acquaintance,  the  ce- 
lebrity of  Petrarca,  such  the  honours  conferred 
on  him  wherever  he  resided  or  appeared,  that  he 
never  thought  of  equality  or  rivalry.  And  such 
was  Boccaccio's  reverential  modesty,  that,  to  the 
very  close  of  his  life,  he  called  Petrarca  his  master. 
Immeasurable  as  was  his  own  superiority,  he  no 


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more  thought  himself  the  equal  of  Petrarca,  than 
Dante  (in  whom  the  superiority  was  almost  as 
great)  thought  himself  Virgil's.  These,  I  believe, 
are  the  only  instances  on  record,  where  poets 
have  been  very  tenaciously  erroneous  in  the  esti- 
mate of  their  own  inferiority.  The  same  obser- 
vation can  not  be  made  so  confidently  on  the  de- 
cisions of  contemporary  critics.  Indeed  the  ba- 
lance in  which  works  of  the  highest  merit  are 
weighed,  vibrates  long  before  it  is  finally  adjusted. 
Even  the  most  judicious  men  have  formed  inju- 
dicious opinions  on  the  living  and  the  recently 
deceased.  Bacon  and  Hooker  could  not  estimate 
Shakspeare,  nor  could  Taylor  and  Barrow  give 
Milton  his  just  award.  Cowley  and  Dryden  were 
preferred .  to  both,  by  a  great  majority  of  the 
learned.  Many,  although  they  believe  they  dis- 
cover in  a  contemporary  the  qualities  which  ele- 
vate him  above  the  rest,  yet  hesitate  to  acknow- 
ledge it;  part,  because  they  are  fearful  of  censure 
for  singularity;  part,  because  they  differ  from  him 
in  politics  or  religion  :  and  part,  because  they  de- 
light in  hiding,  like  dogs  and  foxes,  what  they 
can  at  any  time  surreptitiously  draw  out  for  their 
sullen  solitary  repast.  Such  persons  have  little 
delight  in  the  glory  of  our  country,  and  would 
hear  with  disapprobation  and  moroseness  it  has 
produced  four  men  so  pre-eminently  great,  that  no 
name,  modern  or  ancient,  excepting  Homer,  can 
stand  very  near  the  lowest :  these  are,  Shakspeare, 
Bacon,  Milton,  and  Newton.  Beneath  the  least  of 
these  (if  anyone  can  tell  which  is  least)  are  Dante 
and  Aristoteles;  who  are  unquestionably  the  next.* 
Out  of  Greece  and  England,  Dante  is  the  only 
man  of  the  first  order ;  such  he  is,  with  all  his 
imperfections.  Less  ardent  and  energetic,  but 
having  no  less  at  command  the  depths  of  thought 
and  treasures  of  fancy,  beyond  him  in  variety, 
animation,  and  interest,  beyond  him  in  touches 
of  nature  and  truth  of  character,  is  Boccaccio. 


*  AVe  can  speak  only  of  those  whose  works  are  extant. 
DcmocrituH  and  Anaxagoras  were  perhaps  the  greatest  in 
discovery  and  invention. 


Yet  he  believed  his  genius  was  immeasurably  in- 
ferior to  Alighieri's  ;  and  it  would  have  surprised 
and  pained  him  to  find  himself  preferred  to  his 
friend  Petrarca ;  which  indeed  did  not  happen  in 
his  lifetime.  So  difficult  is  it  to  shake  the  tenure 
of  long  possession,  or  to  believe  that  a  living  man 
is  as  valuable  as  an  old  statue,  that  for  five  hun- 
dred years  together  the  critics  held  Virgil  far 
above  his  obsequious  but  high-souled  scholar,  who 
now  has  at  least  the  honour  of  standing  alone,  if 
not  first.  Milton  and  Homer  may  be  placed  to- 
gether :  on  the  continent  Homer  will  be  seen 
at  the  right  hand ;  in  England,  Milton.  Supreme, 
above  all,  immeasurably  supreme,  stands  Shak- 
speare. I  do  not  think  Dante  is  any  more  the 
equal  of  Homer  than  Hercules  is  the  equal  of 
Apollo.  Though  Hercules  may  display  more 
muscles,  yet  Apollo  is  the  powerfuller  without 
any  display  of  them  at  all.  Both  together  are  just 
equivalent  to  Milton,  shorn  of  his  Sonnets,  and  of 
his  Allegro  and  Penseroso;  the  most  delightful 
of  what  (wanting  a  better  name)  we  call  lyrical 
poems.  But  in  the  contemplation  of  these  pro- 
digies we  must  not  lose  the  company  we  entered 
with.  Two  contemporaries  so  powerful  in  interest- 
ing our  best  affections,  as  Giovanni  and  Francesco, 
never  existed  before  or  since.  Petrarca  was  ho- 
noured and  beloved  by  all  conditions.  He  collated 
with  the  student  and  investigator,  he  planted  with 
the  husbandman,  he  was  the  counsellor  of  kings, 
the  reprover  of  pontiffs,  and  the  pacificator  of 
nations.  Boccaccio,  who  never  had  occasion  to 
sigh  for  solitude,  never  sighed  in  it :  there  was 
his  station,  there  his  studies,  there  his  happiness. 
In  the  vivacity  and  versatility  of  imagination,  in 
the  narrative,  in  the  descriptive,  in  the  playful,  in 
the  pathetic,  the  world  never  saw  his  equal,  until 
the  sunrise  of  our  Shakspeare.  Ariosto  and 
Spenser  may  stand  at  no  great  distance  from  him 
in  the  shadowy  and  unsubstantial ;  but  multiform 
Man  was  utterly  unknown  to  them.  The  human 
heart,  through  all  its  foldings,  vibrates  to  Boc- 
caccio. 


PERICLES    AND    ASPASIA. 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


I.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

CLEONE!  I  write  from  Athens.  I  hasten  to 
meet  your  reproaches,  and  to  stifle  them  in  my 
embrace.  It  was  wrong  to  have  left  Miletus  at  all : 
it  was  wrong  to  have  parted  from  you  without  en- 
trusting you  with  my  secret.  No,  no,  neither  was 
wrong.  I  have  withstood  many  tears,  my  sweet 
Cleone,  but  never  your's ;  you  could  always  do 
what  you  would  with  me ;  and  I  should  have  been 
windbound  by  you  on  the  Mseander,  as  surely  and 
inexorably  as  the  fleet  at  Aulis  by  Diana. 

Ionia  is  far  more  beautiful  than  Attica,  Miletus 
than  Athens ;  for  about  Athens  there  is  no  ver- 
dure, no  spacious  and  full  and  flowing  river,  few 
gardens,  many  olive-trees,  so  many  indeed  that  we 
seem  to  be  in  an  eternal  cloud  of  dust.  However, 
when  the  sea-breezes  blow,  this  tree  itself  looks 
beautiful ;  it  looks,  in  its  pliable  and  undulating 
branches,  irresolute  as  Ariadne  when  she  was 
urged  to  fly,  and  pale  as  Orithyia  when  she  was 
borne  away. 


II.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

Come  out,  Aspasia,  from  among  those  olives. 
You  would  never  have  said  a  word  about  any  such 
things,  at  such  a  time,  unless  you  had  met  with 
an  adventure.  When  you  want  to  hide  somewhat, 
you  always  run  into  the  thickets  of  poetry.  Pray 
leave  Ariadne  with  Bacchus,  she  can  not  be  safer; 
and  Orithyia  with  Boreas,  if  you  have  any  rever- 
ence for  the  mysteries  of  the  gods.  Now  I  have 
almost  a  mind  to  say,  tell  me  nothing  at  all  of 
what  has  happened  to  you  since  you  left  us.  This 
would  punish  you  as  you  deserve,  for  you  know 
that  you  are  dying  to  tell  it.  The  venerable  and 
good-natured  old  widow,  Epimedea,  will  have 
trouble  enough,  I  foresee,  with  her  visitor  from 
Asia.  The  Milesian  kid  will  overleap  her  garden- 
wall,  and  browse  and  butt  everywhere.  I  take  it 
as  a  matter  of  certainty  that  you  are  with  her,  for 
I  never  heard  you  mention  any  other  relative  in 
Athens,  and  she  was,  I  remember,  the  guest  of 
your  house.  How  she  loved  you,  dear  good  woman ! 
She  would  have  given  your  father  Axiochus  all 
her  wealth  for  you.  But  when  you  were  seven 


years  old  you  were  worth  seven  times  over  what 
you  are  now.  I  loved  you  then  myself.  Well,  I 
am  resolved  to  relieve  you  of  your  secret. 

Prodigal  scatterer  of  precious  hopes,  and  of 
smiles  that  seem  to  rise  from  the  interest  you  feel, 
and  not  from  the  interest  you  excite,  what  victim 
have  you  crowned  with  flowers,  and  selected  to 
fall  at  your  altar  1 

III.    ASPASIA    TO    CLEONE. 

Spirit  of  divination !  how  dared  you  find  me 
out "?  And  how  dared  you  accuse  me  of  poetizing? 
You  who  poetize  more  extravagantly  yourself. 
Mine,  I  do  insist  'upon  it,  is  no  worse  than  we 
girls  in  general  are  apt  to  write  :  "  and  no  better," 
you  will  reply,  "  than  we  now  and  then  are  con- 
demned to  listen  to,  or  disposed  to  read." 

Poetry  is  the  weightless  integument  that  our 
butterflies  always  shed  in  our  path,  ere  they  wing 
their  way  toward  us.  It  is  precisely  of  the  same 
form,  colour,  and  substance,  for  the  whole  genera- 
tion. Are  all  mine  well  1  and  all  yours  ?  I  shall 
be  very  angry  to  hear  that  mine  are.  If  they  do 
not  weep,  and  look  wan,  and  sicken,  why  then  I 
must,  out  of  very  spite.  But  may  the  Gods  in 
their  wisdom  keep  not  only  their  hearts,  but  their 
persons  too,  just  where  they  are  !  I  intend  to  be 
in  love  here  at  Athens.  It  is  true,  I  do  assure  you, 
when  I  have  time,  and  idleness,  and  courage  for  it. 

Ay,  ay,  now  your  eyes  are  running  over  all  the 
rest  of  the  letter.  Well,  what  have  you  found  ] 
where  is  the  place  ?  I  will  keep  you  in  suspense 
no  longer. 

As  soon  as  there  was  any  light  at  all,  we  dis- 
covered, on  the  hill  above  the  city,  crowds  of  people 
and  busy  preparations.  You  are  come  to  it. 

IV.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

I  was  determined  to  close  my  letter  when  your 
curiosity  was  at  the  highest,  that  you  might  flutter 
and  fall  from  the  clouds  like  Icarus.  I  wanted 
two  things ;  first,  that  you  should  bite  your  lip, 
an  attitude  in  which  you  alone  look  pretty ;  and 
secondly,  that  you  should  say  half-angrily,  "  This 
now  is  exactly  like  Aspasia."  I  will  be  remem- 


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bered ;  and  I  will  make  you  look  just  as  I  would 
have  you. 

How  fortunate  !  to  have  arrived  at  Athens  at 
dawn  on  the  twelfth  of  Elaphebolion.  On  this 
day  begin  the  festivals  of  Bacchus,  and  the  theatre 
is  thrown  open  at  sunrise. 

What  a  theatre !  what  an  elevation  !  what  a 
prospect  of  city  and  port,  of  land  and  water,  of 
porticoes  and  temples,  of  men  and  heroes,  of 
demi-gods  and  gods ! 

It  was  indeed  my  wish  and  intention,  when  I 
left  Ionia,  to  be  present  at  the  first  of  the  Diony- 
siacs ;  but  how  rarely  are  wishes  and  intentions 
so  accomplished,  even  when  winds  and  waters  do 
not  interfere ! 

I  will  now  tell  you  all.  No  time  was  to  be  lost : 
so  I  hastened  on  shore  in  the  dress  of  an  Athenian 
b»y  who  came  over  with  his  mother  from  Lemnos. 
In  the  giddiness  of  youth  he  forgot  to  tell  me  that, 
not  being  yet  eighteen  years  old,  he  could  not  be 
admitted ;  and  he  left  me  on  the  steps.  My  heart 
sank  within  me ;  so  many  young  men  stared  and 
whispered ;  yet  never  was  stranger  treated  with 
more  civility.  Crowded  as  the  theatre  was  (for 
the  tragedy  had  begun)  every  one  made  room  for 
me.  When  they  were  seated,  and  I  too,  I  looked 
toward  the  stage ;  and  behold  there  lay  before 
me,  but  afar  off,  bound  upon  a  rock,  a  more  majes- 
tic form,  and  bearing  a  countenance  more  heroic, 
I  should  rather  say  more  divine,  than  ever  my 
imagination  had  conceived !  I  know  not  how 
long  it  was  before  I  discovered  that  as  many  eyes 
were  directed  toward  me  as  toward  the  competitor 
of  the  gods.  I  was  neither  flattered  by  it  nor 
abashed.  Every  wish,  hope.,  sigh,  sensation,  was 
successively  with  the  champion  of  the  human 
race,  with  his  antagonist  Zeus,  and  his  creator 
JSsehylus.  How  often,  0  Cleone,  have  we  throbbed 
with  his  injuries  !  how  often  hath  his  vulture  torn 
our  breasts !  how  often  have  we  thrown  our  arms 
around  each  other's  neck,  and  half-renounced  the 
religion  of  our  fathers !  Even  your  image,  in- 
separable at  other  times,  came  not  across  me 
then;  Prometheus  stood  between  us.  He  had 
resisted  in  silence  and  disdain  the  cruellest  tor- 
tures that  Almightiness  could  inflict ;  and  now 
arose  the  Nymphs  of  ocean,  which  heaved  its  vast 
waves  before  us ;  and  now  they  descended  with 
open  arms  and  sweet  benign  countenances,  and 
spake  with  pity ;  and  the  insurgent  heart  was 
mollified  and  quelled. 

I  sobbed ;  I  dropt. 

V.    CLEOITE   TO   ASPASIA. 

Is  this  telling  me  all  )  you  faithless  creature  ! 
There  is  much  to  be  told  when  Aspasia  faints  in 
a  theatre  :  and  Aspasia  in  disguise  ! 

My  sweet  and  dear  Aspasia!  with  all  your 
beauty,  of  which  you  can  not  but  be  conscious, 
how  is  it  possible  you  could  have  hoped  to  be  un- 
detected) Certainly  there  never  was  any  woman, 
or  even  any  man,  so  little  vain  as  you  arc.  For- 
merly you  were  rather  so  about  your  poetry  :  but , 


now  you  really  write  it  well,  you  have  overcome 
this  weakness ;  nay,  you  doubt  whether  your  best 
verses  are  tolerable.  You  have  told  me  this  several 
times  :  and  you  always  say  what  you  think,  unless 
when  anyone  might  be  hurt  or  displeased.  I  am 
glad  the  observation  comes  across  me,  for  I  must 
warn  you  upon  it. 

Take  care  then,  Aspasia  !  do  not  leave  off  en- 
tirely all  dissimulation.  It  is  as  feminine  a  virtue, 
and  as  necessary  to  a  woman,  as  religion.  If  you 
are  without  it,  you  will  have  a  grace  the  less,  and 
(what  you  could  worse  spare)  a  sigh  the  more. 

VI.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

I  was  not  quite  well  when  I  wrote  to  you. 
When  I  am  not  quite  well  I  must  always  write  to 
you  ;  I  am  better  after  it. 

Where  did  I  leave  off) 

Ah  Cleone !  Cleone !  I  have  learnt  your 
lesson ;  I  am  dissembling ;  it  must  not  be  with 
you.  My  tears  are  falling.  I  acted  unworthily. 
And  are  these  tears  indeed  for  my  fault  against 
you )  I  can  not  tell ;  if  I  could,  I  would  candidly. 
Everything  that  has  happened,  everything  that 
shall  happen  hereafter,  I  will  lay  upon  your  knees. 
Counsel  me ;  direct  me.  Even  were  I  as  sensible 
as  you  are,  I  should  not  be  able  to  discover  my 
own  faults.  The  clearest  eyes  do  not  see  the 
cheeks  below,  nor  the  brow  above  them. 

To  proceed  then  in  my  narrative.  Everything 
appeared  to  me  an  illusion  but  the  tragedy.  What 
was  divine  seemed  human,  and  what  was  human 
seemed  divine. 

An  apparition  of  resplendent  and  unearthly 
beauty  threw  aside,  with  his  slender  arms,  the 
youths,  philosophers,  magistrates,  and  generals, 
that  surrounded  me,  with  a  countenance  as  confi- 
dent, a  motion  as  rapid,  and  a  command  as  unre- 
sisted  as  a  god. 

"Stranger!"  said  he,  "I  come  from  Pericles, 
to  offer  you  my  assistance." 

I  looked  in  his  face ;  it  was  a  child's. 

"  We  have  attendants  here  who  shall  conduct 
you  from  the  crowd,"  said  he. 

"  Venus  and  Cupid  ! "  cried  one. 

"  We  are  dogs,"  growled  another. 

"Worse !"  rejoined  a  third,  "we  are  slaves." 

"  Happy  man !  happy  man  !  if  thou  art  theirs," 
whispered  the  next  in  his  ear,  and  followed  us 
close  behind. 

I  have  since  been  informed  that  Pericles,  who 
sate  below  us  on  the  first  seat,  was  the  only  man 
who  did  not  rise.  No  matter ;  why  should  he ) 
why  did  the  rest)  But  it  was  very  kind  in  him 
to  send  his  cousin ;  I  mean  it  was  very  kind  for 
so  proud  a  man. 

Epimedea  wept  over  me  when  I  entered  her 
house,  and  burnt  incense  before  the  Gods,  and  led 
me  into  my  chamber. 

"  I  have  a  great  deal  to  say  to  you,  my  dear 
Aspasia  ;  but  you  must  go  to  sleep  :  your  bath 
shall  be  ready  at  noon  :  but  be  sure  you  sleep  till 
then,"  said  she. 


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I  did  indeed  sleep,  and  (will  you  believe  it!) 
instantly  and  soundly.  Never  was  bath  more  re- 
•  freshing,  never  was  reproof  more  gentle,  than 
Epimedea's. 

I  found  her  at  my  pillow  when  I  awoke,  and 
she  led  me  to  the  marble  conch. 

"  Dear  child ! "  said  she  when  I  had  stept  in, 
"  you  do  not  know  our  customs.  You  should 
have  come  at  once  to  my  house ;  you  never  should 
have  worn  men's  clothes  :  indeed  you  should  not 
have  gone  to  the  theatre  at  all ;  but,  being  there, 
and  moreover  in  men's  habiliments,  you  should 
have  taken  care  not  to  have  fainted,  as  they  say 
you  did.  My  husband  Thessalus  would  never 
hear  of  fainting ;  he  used  to  tell  me  it  was  a  bad 
example.  But  he  fainted  at  last,  poor  man  !  and 
.  .  I  minded  his  admonition.  Why  !  what  a 
lovely  child  you  are  grown,  my  little  Aspasia  !  >Is 
the  bath  too  hot  ?  Aspasia  !  can  it  be  1  why,  you 
are  no  child  at  all ! " 

I  really  do  believe  that  this  idle  discourse  of 
Epimedea,  which  will  tire  you  perhaps,  was  the 
only  one  that  would  not  have  wearied  out  my 
spirits.  It  neither  made  me  think  nor  answer. 
What  a  privilege  !  what  a  blessing  !  how  seldom 
to  be  enjoyed  in  our  conferences  with  the  silly  ! 
Ah  !  do  not  let  me  wrong  the  kind  Epimedea  ! 
Those  are  not  silly  who  have  found  the  way  to 
our  hearts  ;  and  far  other  names  do  they  deserve 
who  open  to  us  theirs. 


VII.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

The  boy  about  whom  I  wrote  to  you  in  my 
letter  of  yesterday,  is  called  Alcibiades.*  He 
lisps  and  blushes  at  it.  His  cousin  Pericles,  you 
may  have  heard,  enjoys  the  greatest  power  and 
reputation,  both  as  an  orator  and  a  general,  of 
any  man  in  Athens.  Early  this  morning  the 
beautiful  child  came  to  visit  me.  and  told  me  that 
when  his  cousin  had  finished  his  studies,  which 
he  usually  had  done  about  three  hours  after  sun- 
rise, he  would  desire  him  to  come  also. 

I  replied,  "  By  no  means  do  it,  my  beautiful 
and  brave  protector !  Surely,  on  considering  the 
matter,  you  will  think  you  are  taking  too  great  a 
liberty  with  a  person  so  distinguished." 

"  I  take  no  liberties  with  any  other,"  said  he. 

When  I  expressed  in  my  countenance  a  little 
surprise  at  his  impetuosity,  he  came  forward  and 
kissed  my  brow.  Then  said  he,  more  submis- 
sively, "  Pardon  my  rudeness.  I  like  very  well 
to  be  told  what  to  do  by  those  who  are  fond  of 
me;  but  never  to  be  told  what  not  to  do;  and 
the  more  fond  they  are  of  me  the  less  I  like  it. 
Because  when  they  tell  me  what  to  do,  they  give 
me  an  opportunity  of  pleasing  them  ;  but  when 


*  He  had  no  right  to  be  at  the  theatre ;  but  he  might 
have  taken  the  liberty,  for  there  was  nobody  in  Athens 
whom  he  feared,  even  in  his  childhood.  Thucydides  calls 
him  a  youth  m  the  twelfth  year  of  the  Peloponnesian  war. 
He  was,  on  the  mother's  side,  grandson  of  Megacles,  whose 
grand-daughter  Isodoce  married  Cimon  :  her  father  Euryp- 
tolemus  was  cousin-german  to  Pericles. 


they  tell  me  what  not  to  do,  it  is  a  sign  that  I 
have  displeased,  or  am  likely  to  displease  them. 
Beside  .  .  I  believe  there  are  some  other  reasons, 
but  they  have  quite  escaped  me. 

"  It  is  time  I  should  return,"  said  he,  "  or  I 
shall  forget  all  about  the  hour  of  his  studies  (I 
mean  Pericles)  and  mine  too." 

I  would  not  let  him  go  however,  but  inquired 
who  were  his  teachers,  and  repeated  to  him  many 
things  from  Sappho  and  Alcseus  and  Pindar  and 
Simonides.  He  was  amazed,  and  told  me  he 
preferred  them  to  Fate  and  Necessity,  Pytho  and 
Pythonissa. 

I  would  now  have  kissed  him  in  my  turn,  but 
he  drew  back,  thinking  (no  doubt)  that  I  was 
treating  him  like  a  child ;  that  a  kiss  is  never 
given  but  as  the  price  of  pardon ;  and  that  I  had 
pardoned  him  before  for  his  captiousuess. 

VIII.  CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

Aspasia  !  I  foresee  that  henceforward  you  will 
admire  the  tragedy  of  Prometheus  more  than 
ever.  But  do  not  tell  anyone,  excepting  so  fond 
a  friend  as  Cleone,  that  you  prefer  the  author  to 
Homer.  I  agree  with  you  that  the  conception 
of  such  a  drama  is  in  itself  a  stupendous  effort 
of  genius ;  that  the  execution  is  equal  to  the  con- 
ception ;  that  the  character  of  Prometheus  is  more 
heroic  than  any  in  heroic  poetry ;  and  that  no 
production  of  the  same  extent  is  so  magnificent 
and  so  exalted.  But  the  Iliad  is  Hot  a  region  ;  it 
is  a  continent ;  and  you  might  as  well  compare 
this  prodigy  to  it  as  the  cataract  of  the  Nile  to 
the  Ocean.  In  the  one  we  are  overpowered  by 
the  compression  and  burst  of  the  element :  in 
the  other  we  are  carried  over  an  immensity  of 
space,  bounding  the  earth,  not  bounded  by  her, 
and  having  nothing  above  but  the  heavens. 

Let  us  enjoy,  whenever  we  have  an  opportu- 
nity, the  delight  of  admiration,  and  perform  the 
duties  of  reverence.  May  others  hate  what  is 
admirable  !  We  will  hate  likewise,  0  my  Aspasia  ! 
when  we  can  do  no  better.  I  am  unable  to  fore- 
tell the  time  when  this  shall  Tiappen  :  it  lies,  I 
think,  beyond  the  calculations  of  Meton. 

I  am  happy  to  understand  that  the  Athenians 
have  such  a  philosopher  among  them.  Hitherto 
we  have  been  inclined  to  suppose  that  philosophy, 
at  Athens,  is  partly  an  intricate  tissue  of  subtile 
questions  and, illusory  theories,  knotted  with  syl- 
logisms, and  partly  an  indigested  mass  of  unex- 
amined  assertions  and  conflicting  dogmas.  The 
lonians  are  more  silent,  contemplative,  and  re- 
cluse. Knowing  that  Nature  will  not  deliver  her 
oracles  in  the  crowd  nor  by  sound  of  trumpet, 
they  open  their  breasts  to  Jier  in  solitude  with  the 
simplicity  of  children,  and  look  earnestly  in  her 
face  for  a  reply.  Meton  and  Democritus  and 
Anaxagoras  may  perhaps  lay  their  hands  upon 
the  leapings  of  your  tettinxes,  and  moderate  their 
chirping,  but  I  apprehend  that  the  genius  of  _the 
people  will  always  repose  upon  the  wind-skins  of 
the  sophists.  Comedy  might  be  their  corrector ; 


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but  Comedy  seems  to  think  she  has  two  offices 
to  perform ;  from  one  side  of  the  stage  to  explode 
absurdity,  and  from  the  other  to  introduce  in- 
decency. She  might,  under  wise  regulations  (and 
these  she  should  impose  upon  herself)  render 
more  service  to  a  state  than  Philosophy  could,  in 
whatsoever  other  character.  And  I  wonder  that 
Aristophanes,  strong  in  the  poetical  faculty,  and 
unrivalled  in  critical  acuteness,  should  not  per- 
ceive that  a  dominion  is  within  his  reach 
which  is  within  the  reach  of  no  mortal  beside ; 
a  dominion  whereby  he  may  reform  the  man- 
ners, dictate  the  pursuits,  and  regulate  the 
affections  of  his  countrymen.  Perhaps  he  never 
could  have  done  it  so  effectually,  had  he  been 
better  and  begun  otherwise ;  but  having,  however 
unworthy  might  have  been  the  means  and 
methods,  seized  upon  their  humours,  they  now 
are  as  pliable  to  him  as  waxen  images  to  Thessa- 
lian  witches.  He  keeps  them  before  the  fire  he  has 
kindled,  and  he  has  only  to  sing  the  right  song. 

Beware,  my  dear  Aspasia,  never  to  offend  him  : 
for  he  holds  more  terrors  at  his  command  than 
^Eschylus.  The  tragic  poet  rolls  the  thunder  that 
frightens,  the  comic  wields  the  lightning  that 
kills.  Aristophanes  has  the  power  of  tossing  you 
among  the  populace  of  a  thousand  cities  for  a 
thousand  years. 

A  great  poet  is  more  powerful  than  Sesostris, 
and  a  wicked  one  more  formidable  than  Phalaris. 

• 

IX.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONB. 

Epimedea  has  been  with  me  in  my  cham- 
ber. She  asked  me  whether  the  women  of 
Ionia  had  left  off  wearing  ear-rings.  I  answered 
that  I  believe  they  always  had  worn  them,  and 
that  they  were  introduced  by  the  Persians,  who 
received  them  from  nations  more  remote. 

"  And  do  you  think  yourself  too  young "  said 
she  "  for  such  an  ornament  ] "  producing  at  the 
same  instant  a  massy  pair,  inlaid  with  the  largest 
emeralds.  "  Alas!  alas  !"  said  she,  "  your  mother 
neglected  you  strangely.  There  is  no  hole  in  the 
ear,  right  or  left !  We  can  mend  that,  however ; 
I  know  a  woman  who  will  bring  us  the  prettiest 
little  pan  of  charcoal,  with  the  prettiest  little 
steel  rod  in  it ;  and,  before  you  can  cry  out,  one 
ear  lets  light  through.  These  are  yours,"  said 
she,  "and  so  shall  everything  be  when  I  am 
gone  .  .  house,  garden,  quails,  leveret." 

"  Generous  Epimedea ! "  said  I,  "  do  not  say 
things  that  pain  me.  I  will  accept  a  part  of  the 
present;  I  will  wear  these  beautiful  emeralds  on 
one  arm.  Thinking  of  nailing  them  in  my  ears, 
you  resolve  to  make  me  steady ;  but  I  am  unwil- 
ling they  should  become  dependencies  of  Attica." 

"  All  our  young  women  wear  them ;  the  God- 
desses too." 

"  The  Goddesses  are  in  the  right,"  said  I ; 
"  their  ears  are  marble;  but  I  do  not  believe  any 
one  of  them  would  tell  us  that  women  were  made 
to  be  the  settings  of  pearls  and  emeralds." 

I  had  taken  one,  and  was  about  to  kiss  her, 


when  she  said,  "  Do  not  leave  me  an  odd  ear-ring : 
put  the  other  in  the  hair." 

"  Epimedea,"  said  I,  "  I  have  made  a  vow 
never  to  wear  on  the  head  anything  but  one  single 
flower,  a  single  wheat-ear,  green  or  yellow,  and 
ivy  or  vine-leaves  :  the  number  of  these  are  not 
mentioned  in  the  vow." 

"Bash  child!"  said  Epimedea,  shaking  her 
head :  "  I  never  made  but  two  vows ;  one  was 
when  I  took  a  husband." 

"  And  the  other?    Epimedea!" 

"  No  matter,"  said  she ;  "  it  might  be,  for 
what  I  know,  never  to  do  the  like  again." 

X.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Pericles  has  visited  me.  After  many  grave  and 
gentle  inquiries,  often  suspended,  all  relating  to 
my  health ;  and  after  praises  of  Miletus,  and  pity 
for  my  friends  left  behind,  he  told  me  that,  when 
he  was  quite  assured  of  my  recovery  from  the 
fatigues  of  the  voyage,  he  hoped  I  would  allow 
him  to  collect  from  me,  at  my  leisure  hours,  the 
information  he  wanted  on  the  literature  of  Ionia. 
Simple-hearted  man  !  in  praising  the  authors  of 
our  country,  he  showed  me  that  he  knew  them 
perfectly,  from  first  to  last.  And  now  indeed  his 
energy  was  displayed  :  I  thought  he  had  none  at 
all.  With  how  sonorous  and  modulated  a  voice 
did  he  repeat  the  more  poetical  passages  of  our 
elder  historians !  and  how  his  .whole  soul  did  lean 
upon  Herodotus  !  Happily  for  me,  he  observed 
not  my  enthusiasm.  And  now  he  brought  me 
into  the  presence  of  Homer.  "  We  claim  him," 
said  he ;  "  but  he  is  yours.  Observe  with  what 
partiality  he  always  dwells  on  Asia  !  How  infi- 
nitely more  civilised  are  Glaucus  and  Sarpedon 
than  any  of  the  Grecians  he  was  called  upon  to 
celebrate  !  Priam,  Paris,  Hector,  what  polished 
men !  Civilisation  has  never  made  a  step  in  ad- 
vance, and  never  will,  on  those  countries;  she 
had  gone  so  far  in  the  days  of  Homer.  He  keeps 
Helen  pretty  rigorously  out  of  sight,  but  he  opens 
his  heart  to  the  virtues  of  Andromache.  What 
a  barbarian  is  the  son  of  a  goddess  !  Pallas  must 
seize  him  by  the  hair  to  avert  the  murder  of  his 
leader ;  but  at  the  eloquence  of  the  Phrygian  king 
the  storm  of  the  intractable  homicide  bursts  in 
tears." 

"  And  jEschylus,"  said  I,  but  could  not  con- 
tinue :  blushes  rose  into  my  cheek,  and  pained 
me  at  the  recollection  of  my  weakness. 

'•'  He  has  left  us,"  said  Pericles,  who  pretended 
not  to  have  perceived  it ;  I  am  grieved  that  my 
prayers  were  inadequate  to  detain  him.  But  what 
prayers  or  what  expostulations  can  influence  the 
lofty  mind,  labouring  and  heaving  under  injustice 
and  indignity  1  ^Eschylus  knew  he  merited,  by 
his  genius  and  his  services,  the  gratitude  and  ad- 
miration of  the  Athenians.  He  saw  others  pre- 
ferred before  him,  and  hoisted  sail.  At  the  ru- 
mour of  his  departure  such  was  the  consternation 
as  if  the  shield  of  Pallas  in  the  Parthenon  had  dropt 
from  her  breast  upon  the  pavement.  That  glory 


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shines  now  upon  the  crown  of  Hiero  which  has 
sunk  for  Athens." 

"  You  have  still  great  treasures  left,"  said  I ; 
for  he  was  moved. 

"  True,"  replied  he,  "  but  will  not  everyone 
remark  who  hears  the  observation,  that  we  know 
not  how  to  keep  them,  and  have  never  weighed 
them?" 

I  sate  silent ;  he  resumed  his  serenity. 

"  We  ought  to  change  places,"  said  he,  "  at  the 
feet  of  the  poets.  ^Eschylus,  I  see,  is  yours ; 
Homer  is  mine.  Aspasia  should  be  a  Pallas  to 
Achilles ;  and  Pericles  a  subordinate  power,  com- 
forting and  consoling  the  afflicted  demi-god.  Im- 
petuosity, impatience,  resentment,  revenge  itself, 
are  pardonable  sins  in  the  very  softest  of  your 
sex  :  on  brave  endurance  rises  our  admiration." 

"  I  love  those  better  who  endure  with  con- 
stancy," said  I. 

"Happy!"  replied  he,  "thrice  happy!  0 
Aspasia,  the  constancy  thus  tried  and  thus  re- 
warded!" 

He  spoke  with  tenderness ;  he  rose  with  ma- 
jesty ;  bowed  to  Epimedea :  touched  gently, 
scarcely  at  all,  the  hand§  I  presented  to  him,  bent 
over  it,  and  departed. 

XI.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

I  told  you  I  would  love,  0  Cleone !  but  I  am  so 
near  it  that  I  dare  not. 

Tell  me  what  I  am  to  do ;  I  can  do  anything 
but  write  and  think. 

Pericles  has  not  returned. 

I  am  nothing  here  in  Athens. 

Five  days  are  over ;  six  almost. 

0  what  long  days  are  these  of  Elaphebolion  ! 

XII.  CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

Take  heed,  Aspasia!  All  orators  are  deceivers; 
and  Pericles  is  the  greatest  of  orators. 

1  will  write  nothing  more,  lest  you  should  at- 
tend in  preference  to  any  other  part  of  my  letter. 

Yes ;  I  must  repeat  my  admonition :  I  must 
speak  out  plainly ;  I  must  try  other  words  .  . 
stronger  .  .  more  frightful.  Love  of  supremacy, 
miscalled  political  glory,  finds  most,  and  leaves 
all,  dishonest. 

The  Gods  and  Goddesses  watch  over  and  pre- 
serve you,  and  send  you  safe  home  again  ! 

XIII.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Fear  not  for  me,  Cleone  !  Pericles  has  attained 
the  summit  of  glory ;  and  the  wisdom  and  virtue 
that  acquired  it  for  him  are  my  sureties. 

A  great  man  knows  the  value  of  greatness :  he 
dares  not  hazard  it,  he  will  not  squander  it. 
Imagine  you  that  the  confidence  and  affection  of 
a  people,  so  acute,  so  vigilant,  so  jealous,  as  the 
Athenians,  would  have  rested  firmly  and  con- 
stantly on  one  inconstant  and  infirm. 

If  he  loves  me  the  merit  is  not  mine ;  the  fault 
will  be  if  he  ceases. 


XIV.    CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

I  must  and  will  fear  for  you,  and  the  more  be- 
cause I  perceive  you  are  attracted  as  the  bees  are, 
by  an  empty  sound,  the  fame  of  your  admirer. 
You  love  Pericles  for  that  very  quality  which 
ought  to  have  set  you  on  your  guard  against  him. 
In  contentions  for  power,  the  philosophy  and  the 
poetry  of  life  are  dropt  and  trodden  down.  Do- 
mestic affections  can  no  more  bloom  and  flourish 
in  the  hardened  race -course  of  politics,  than 
flowers  can  find  nourishment  in  the  pavement  of 
the  streets.  In  the  politician  the  whole  creature 
is  factitious;  if  ever  he  speaks  as  before,  he  speaks 
either  from  memory  or  invention. 

But  such  is  your  beauty,  such  your  genius,  it 
may  alter  the  nature  of  things.  Endowed  with 
the  power  of  Circe,  you  will  exert  it  oppositely, 
and  restore  to  the  most  selfish  and  most  voracious 
of  animals  the  uprightness  and  dignity  of  man. 


XV.    PERICLES  TO  ASPASIA. 

It  is  not  wisdom  in  itself,  0  Aspasia !  it  is  the 
manner  of  imparting  it  that  affects  the  soul,  and 
alone  deserves  the  name  of  eloquence.  I  have 
never  been  moved  by  any  but  yours. 

Is  it  the  beauty  that  shines  over  it,  is  it  the 
voice  that  ripens  it,  giving  it  those  lovely  colours, 
that  delicious  freshness;  is  it  the  modesty  and 
diffidence  with  which  you  present  it  to  us,  look- 
ing for  nothing  but  support1?  Sufficient  were 
anyone  of  them  singly  ;  but  all  united  have 
come  forward  to  subdue  me,  and  have  deprived 
me  of  my  courage,  my  self-possession,  and  my 
repose. 

I  dare  not  hope  to  be  beloved,  Aspasia !  I  did 
hope  it  once  in  my  life,  and  have  been  disap- 
pointed. Where  I  sought  for  happiness  none  is 
offered  to  me :  I  have  neither  the  sunshine  nor  the 
shade. 

So  unfortunate  in  earlier  days,  ought  I,  ten 
years  later,  to  believe  that  she,  to  whom  the  earth, 
with  whatever  is  beautiful  and  graceful  in  it,  bows 
prostrate,  will  listen  to  me  as  her  lover  ]  I  dare 
not ;  too  much  have  I  dared  already.  But  if,  0 
Aspasia  !  I  should  sometimes  seem  heavy  and 
dull  in  conversation,  when  happier  men  surround 
you,  pardon  my  infirmity. 

I  have  only  one  wish;  I  may  not  utter  it :  I  have 
only  one  fear ;  this  at  least  is  not  irrational,  and 
I  will  own  it ;  the  fear  that  Aspasia  could  never 
be  sufficiently  happy  with  me. 


XVI.   ASPASIA  TO  PEKICLES. 

Do  you  doubt,  0  Pericles,  that  I  shall  be  suffi- 
ciently happy  with  you  1  This  doubt  of  yours 
assures  me  that  I  shall  be. 

I  throw  aside  my  pen  to  crown  the  Gods.  And 
I  worship  thee  first,  0  Pallas !  who  protectest  the 
life,  enlightenest  the  mind,  establishest  the  power, 
and  exaltest  the  glory,  of  Pericles. 


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XVTI.   CLEONE  TO  ASl'ASIA. 


I  tremble  both  for  you  and  your  lover.  The 
people  of  Athens  may  applaud  at  first  the  homage 
paid  to  beauty  and  genius;  nevertheless  there 
are  many  whose  joy  will  spring  from  malignity, 
and  who  will  exult  at  what  they  think  (I  know 
not  whether  quite  unjustly)  a  weakness  in  Pericles. 

I  shall  always  be  restless  about  you.  Let  me 
confess  to  you,  I  do  not  like  your  sheer  demo- 
cracies. What  are  they  good  for]  Why  yes,  they 
have  indeed  their  use ;  the  filth  and  ferment  of 
the  compost  are  necessary  for  raising  rare  plants. 

0  how  I  wish  we  were  again  together  in  that 
island  on  our  river  which  we  called  the  Fortunate! 
It  was    almost  an  island  when  your  father  cut 
across  the  isthmus  of  about  ten  paces,  to  preserve 
the  swan-nest. 

Xeniades  has  left  Miletus.  We  know  not  whi- 
ther he  is  gone,  but  we  presume  to  his  mines  in 
Lemnos.  It  was  always  with  difficulty  he  could 
be  persuaded  to  look  after  his  affairs.  He  is  too 
rich,  too  young,  too  thoughtless.  But,  since  you 
left  Miletus,  we  have  nothing  here  to  detain  him. 

1  wish  I  could  trifle  [with  you  about  your  Pericles. 
Any  wager,  he  is  the  only  lover  who  never  wrote 
verses  upon  you. 

In  a  politician  a  verse  is  an  ostracism. 

XVIII.   ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

My  Pericles  (mine,  mine  he  is)  has  written 
verses  upon  me  ;  not  many,  nor  worth  his  prose, 
even  the  shortest  sentence  of  it.  But  you  will 
read  them  with  pleasure  for  their  praises  of 
Miletus. 

N"o  longer  ago  than  yesterday  an  ugly  young 
philosopher  declared  his  passion  for  me,  as  you 
shall  see.  I  did  not  write  anything  back  to 
Pericles :  I  did  to  the  other.  I  will  not  run  the 
risk  of  having  half  my  letter  left  unread  by  you, 
in  your  hurry  to  come  into  the  poetry. 

Here  it  all  is : 

PERICLES  TO  ASPASIA. 

Flower  of  Ionia's  fertile  plains, 

Where  Pleasure  leagued  with  Virtue  reigns, 

Where  the  Pierian  Maids  of  old, 

Yea,  long  ere  llion's  tale  was  told, 

Too  pure,  too  sacred  for  our  sight, 

Descended  with  the  silent  night 

To  young  Arctinus,  and  M  scantier 

Delay'd  his  course  for  Melesamler  ! 

If  there  be  city  on  the  earth 

Proud  in  the  children  of  her  birth, 

Wealth,  science,  beauty,  story,  song, 

These  to  Miletus  all  belong. 

To  fix  the  diadem  on  his  brow 

For  ever,  one  was  wanting  .  .  thou. 

I  could  not  be  cruel  to  such  a  suitor,  even  if  he 
asked  me  for  pity.  Love  makes  one  half  of  every 
man  foolish,  and  the  other  half  cunning.  Pericles 
touched  me  on  the  side  of  Miletus,  and  Socrates 
came  up  to  me  straightforward  from  Prometheus : 

SOCRATES  TO  ASPASIA. 

He  who  stole  fire  from  heaven, 
Long  heav'd  his  bold  and  patient  breast ;  'twas  riven 


By  the  Caucasian  bird  and  bolts  of  Jove. 

Stolen  that  fire  have  I, 

And  am  enchain'd  to  die 
By  every  jealous  Power  that  frowns  above. 

I  call  not  upon  thee  again 

To  hear  my  vows  and  calm  my  pain, 

Who  Bittest  high  enthron'd 
Where  Venus  rolls  her  gladsome  star, 

Propitious  Love !    But  thou  disown'd 
By  sire  and  mother,  whosoe'er  they  are, 
Unblest  in  form  and  name,  Despair ! 
Why  dost  thou  follow  that  bright  demon?  why 
His  purest  altar  art  thou  always  nigh  ? 

I  was  sorry  that  Socrates  should  suffer  so  much 
for  me. 

Pardon  the  fib,  Cleone  !  let  it  pass :  I  was  sorry 
just  as  we  all  are  upon  such  occasions,  and  wrote 
him  this  consolation  : 

O  thou  who  sittest  with  the  wise, 

And  searchest  higher  lore, 
And  openest  regions  to  their  eyes 

Unvisited  before ! 
I'd  run  to  loose  thee  if  I  could, 
Nor  let  the  vulture  taste  thy  blood. 
But,  pity!  pity!  Attic  bee  ! 
'Tis  happiness  forbidden  me. 

Despair  is  not  for  good  or  wise, 

And  should  not  be  for  love ; 
We  all  must  bear  our  destinies 

And  bend  to  those  above. 
Birds  flying  o'er  the  stormy  seas 
Alight  upon  their  proper  trees, 
Yet  wisest  men  not  always  know 
Where  they  should  stop  or  whither  go. 


XIX.   ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

I  am  quite  ashamed  of  Alcibiades,  quite  angry 
with  him.  What  do  you  imagine  he  has  been 
doing1?  He  listened  to  my  conversation  with 
Pericles,  on  the  delaration  of  love  from  the  Phi- 
losopher Bound,  and  afterward  to  the  verses  I  re- 
peated in  answer  to  his,  which  pleased  my  Pericles 
extremely,  not  perhaps  for  themselves,  but  be- 
cause I  had  followed  his  advice  in  writing  them, 
and  had  returned  to  him  with  the  copy  so  speedily. 

Alcibiades  said  he  did  not  like  them  at  all,  and 
could  write  better  himself.  We  smiled  at  this ; 
and  his  cousin  said,  "  Do  then,  my  boy  ! " 

Would  you  believe  it  ]  he  not  only  wrote,  but  I 
fear  (for  he  declares  he  did)  actually  sent  these  : 

O  Satyr-son  of  Sophroniscns ! 
Would  Alcon  cut  me  a  hibiscus, 
I'd  wield  it  as  the  goatherds  do, 
And  swing  thee  a  sound  stroke  or  two, 
Bewilder,  if  thou  canst,  us  boys, 
Us,  or  the  sophists,  with  thy  toys — 
Thy  kalokagathons  .  .  beware ! 
Keep  to  the  good,  and  leave  the  fair. 

Could  he  really  be  the  composer  ]  what  think 
you  ]  or  did  he  get  any  of  his  wicked  friends  to 
help  him  ]  The  verses  are  very  bold,  very  scan- 
dalous, very  shocking.  I  am  vext  and  sorry  ; 
but  what  can  be  done]  We  must  seem  to  know 
nothing  about  the  matter. 

The  audacious  little  creature  .  .  not  very  little, 
he  is  within  four  fingers  of  my  height  .  .  is  half 


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in  love  with  me.  He  flames  up  at  the  mention 
of  Socrates :  can  he  be  jealous  ? 

Pericles  tells  me  that  the  philosophers  here  are 
as  susceptible  of  malice  as  of  love.  It  may  be  so, 
for  the  plants  which  are  sweet  in  some  places  are 
acrid  in  others. 

He  said  to  me,  smiling,  "  I  shall  be  represented 
in  their  schools  as  a  sophist,  because  Aspasia  and 
Alcibiades  were  unruly.  0  that  boy  !  who  knows 
but  his  mischievous  verses  will  be  a  reason  suffi- 
cient, in  another  year,  why  I  am  unable  to  com- 
mand an  army  or  harangue  an  assembly  of  the 
people  V 

XX.   XENIADES»TO  ASPASIA. 

Aspasia!  Aspasia!  have  you  forgotten  me1? 
have  you  forgotten  us  ?  Our  childhood  was  one, 
our  earliest  youth  was  undivided.  Why  should 
you  not  see  me  ]  Did  you  fear  that  you  would 
have  to  reproach  me  for  any  fault  I  have  com- 
mitted ]  This  would  have  pained  you  formerly ; 
ah,  how  lately ! 

Your  absence  .  .  not  absence  .  .  flight  .  .  has 
broken  my  health,  and  left  me  fever  and  frenzy. 
Eumedes  is  certain  I  can  only  recover  my  health 
by  composure.  Foolish  man !  as  if  composure 
were  more  easy  to  recover  than  health.  Was 
there  ever  such  a  madman  as  to  say,  "  You  will 
never  have  the  use  of  your  limbs  again  unless  you 
walk  and  run!" 

I  am  weary  of  advice,  of  remonstrance,  of  pity, 
of  everything ;  above  all,  of  life. 

Was  it  anger  (how  dared  I  be  angry  with  you1?) 
that  withheld  me  from  imploring  the  sight  of 
you  1  Was  it  pride  ?  Alas  !  what  pride  is  left 
me  ?  I  am  preferred  no  longer ;  I  am  rejected, 
scorned,  loathed.  Was  it  always  so  ]  Well  may 
I  ask  the  question;  for 'everything  seems  uncer- 
tain to  me  but  my  misery.  At  times  I  know  not 
whether  I  am  mad  or  dreaming.  No,  no,  As- 
pasia! the  past  was  a  dream,  the  present  is  a 
reality.  The  mad  and  the  dreaming  do  not  shed 
tears  as  I  do.  And  yet  in  these  bitter  tears  are 
my  happiest  moments;  and  some  angry  demon 
knows  it,  and  presses  my  temples  that  there  shall 
fall  but  few. 

You  refused  to  admit  me.  I  asked  too  little, 
and  deserved  the  refusal.  'Come  to  me.  This  you 
will  not  refuse,  unless  you  are  bowed  to  slavery. 
Go,  tell  your  despot  this,  with  my  curses  and  de- 
fiance. 

I  am  calmer,  but  insist.  Spare  yourself,  As- 
pasia, one  tear,  and  not  by  an  effort,  but  by  a  duty. 

XXI.   ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Of  all  men  living, what  man  do  you  imagine  has 
come  to  Athens  ]  Insensate !  now  you  know. 
What  other,  so  beloved,  would  ever  have  left  Mi- 
letus !  I  wish  I  could  be  convinced  that  your 
coldness  or  indifference  had  urged  him  to  this 
extravagance.  I  can  only  promise  you  we  will 
not  detain  him.  Athens  is  not  a  refuge  for  the 


perfidious  or  the  flighty.  But  if  he  is  unfortu- 
nate ;  what  shall  we  do  with  him  1  Do  ]  I  will 
tell  him  to  return.  Expect  him  hourly. 

XXII.  ASPASIA  TO  XENIADES. 

I  am  pained  to  my  innermost  heart  that  you 
are  ill. 

Pericles  is  not  the  person  you  imagine  him. 
Behold  his  billet !  And  can  not  you  think  of  me 
with  equal  generosity  1 

True,  we  saw  much  of  each  other  in  our  child- 
hood, and  many  childish  things  we  did  together. 
This  is  the  reason  why  I  went  out  of  your  way  as 
much  as  I  could  afterward.  There  is  another  too. 
I  hoped  you  would  love  more  the  friend  that  I 
love  most.  How  much  happier  would  she  make 
you  than  the  flighty  Aspasia  !  We  resemble  each 
other  too  much,  Xeniades  !  we  should  never  have 
been  happy,  so  ill-mated.  Nature  hates  these 
alliances  :  they  are  like  those  of  brother  and  sis- 
ter. I  never  loved  anyone  but  Pericles :  none 
else  attracts  the  admiration  of  the  world.  I  stand, 

0  Xeniades  !  not  only  above  slavery,  but  above 
splendour,  in  that  serene  light  which  Homer  de- 
scribes as  encompassing  the  Happy  on  Olympus. 

1  will  come  to  visit  you  within  the  hour ;    be 
calm,  be  contented !  love  me,  but  not  too  much, 
Xeniades  ! 

XXIII.  ASPASIA  TO  PERICLES. 

Xeniades,  whom  I  loved  a  little  in  my  child- 
hood, and  (do  not  look  serious  now,  my  dearest 
Pericles !)  a  very  little  afterward,  is  sadly  ill. 
He  was  always,  I  know  not  how,  extravagant  in 
his  wishes,  although  not  so  extravagant  as  many 
others  ;  and  what  do  you  imagine  he  wishes  now? 
He  wishes  .  .  but  he  is  very  ill,  so  ill  he  can  not 
rise  from  his  bed,  .  .  that  I  would  go  and  visit 
him.  I  wonder  whether  it  would  be  quite  consi- 
derate :  I  am  half  inclined  to  go,  if  you  approve 
of  it. 

Poor  youth  !  he  grieves  me  bitterly. 

I  shall  not  weep  before  him ;  I  have  wept  so 
much  here.  Indeed,  indeed,  I  wept,  my  Pericles, 
only  because  I  had  written  too  unkindly. 

XXIV.    PERICLES  TO  ASPASIA. 

Do  what  your  heart  tells  you  :  yes,  Aspasia,  do 
all  it  tells  you.  Remember  how  august  it  is  :  it 
contains  the  temple,  not  only  of  Love,  but  of 
Conscience  ;  and  a  whisper  is  heard  from  the  ex- 
tremity of  the  one  to  the  extremity  of  the  other. 

Bend  in  pensiveness,  even  in  sorrow,  on  the 
flowery  bank  of  youth,  whereunder  runs  the 
stream  that  passes  irreversibly!  let  the  garland 
drop  into  it,  let  the  hand  be  refreshed  by  it ;  but 
may  the  beautiful  feet  of  Aspasia  stand  firm! 

XXV.    XENIADES  TO  ASPASIA. 

You  promised  you  would  return.  I  thought 
you  only  broke  hearts,  not  promises. 


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It  is  now  broad  daylight :  I  see  it  clearly,  al- 
though the  blinds  are  closed.  A  long  sharp  ray 
cuts  off  one  corner  of  the  room,  and  we  shall  hear 
the  crash  presently. 

Come  ;  but  without  that  pale  silent  girl :  I  hate 
her.  Place  her  on  the  other  side  of  you,  not  on 
mine. 

And  this  plane-tree  gives  no  shade  whatever. 
We  will  sit  in  some  other  place. 

No,  no ;  I  will  not  have  you  call  her  to  us.  Let 
her  play  where  she  is  .  .  the  notes  are  low  .  . 
she  plays  sweetly. 

XXVI.  ASPASIA  TO  PEKICLES. 

See  what  incoherency  !  He  did  not  write  it ; 
not  one  word.  The  slave  who  brought  it,  told 
me  that  he  was  desired  by  the  guest  to  write  his 
orders,  whenever  he  found  his  mind  composed 
enough  to  give  any. 

About  four  hours  after  my  departure,  he  called 
him  mildly,  and  said,  "  I  am  quite  recovered." 

He  gave  no  orders  however,  and  spake  nothing 
more  for  some  time.  At  last  he  raised  himself 
up,  and  rested  on  his  elbow,  and  began  (said  the 
slave)  like  one  inspired.  The  slave  added,  that 
finding  he  was  indeed  quite  well  again,  both  in 
body  and  mind,  and  capable  of  making  aa  fine 
poetry  as  any  man  in  Athens,  he  had  written 
down  every  word  with  the  greatest  punctuality  • 
and  that,  looking  at  him  for  more,  he  found  he 
had  fallen  into  as  sound  a  slumber  as  a  reaper's. 

"  Upon  this  I  ran  off  with  the  verses,"  said  he. 

XXVII.  CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

Comfort  him.  But  you  must  love  him,  if  you 
do.  Well !  comfort  him.  Forgive  my  inconsi- 
derateness.  You  will  not  love  him  now.  You 
would  not  receive  him  when  your  bosom  was  with- 
out an  occupant.  And  yet  you  saw  him  daily. 
Others,  all  others,  pine  away  before  him.  I  wish 
I  could  solace  my  soul  with  poetry,  as  you  have 
the  power  of  doing.  In  all  the  volumes  I  turn 
over,  I  find  none  exactly  suitable  to  my  condition : 
part  expresses  my  feelings,  part  flies  off  from 
them  to  something  more  light  and  vague.  I  do 
not  believe  the  best  writers  of  love -poetry  ever 
loved.  How  could  they  write  if  they  did  ?  where 
could  they  collect  the  thoughts,  the  words,  the 
courage  ?  Alas !  alas !  men  can  find  all  these, 
Aspasia,  and  leave  us  after  they  have  found  them. 
But  in  Xeniades  there  is  no  fault  whatever  :  he 
never  loved  me:  he  never  said  he  did  :  he  fled  only 
from  my  immodesty  in,  loving  him.  Dissembler 
as  I  was,  he  detected  it.  Do  pity  him,  and  help 
him  :  but  pity  me  too,  who  am  beyond  your  help. 

XXVIII.  PERICLES  TO  ASPASIA. 

Tears,  0  Aspasia,  do  not  dwell  long  upon  the 
cheeks  of  youth.  Rain  drops  easily  from  the  bud, 
rests  on  the  bosom  of  the  maturer  flower,  and 
breaks  down  that  one  only  which  hath  lived  its  day. 


Weep,  and  perform  the  offices  of  friendship. 
The  season  of  life,  leading  you  by  the  hand,  will 
not  permit  you  to  linger  at  the  tomb  of  the  de- 
parted ;  and  Xeniades,  |when  your  first  tear  fell 
upon  it,  entered  into  the  number  of  the  blessed. 


XXIX.    ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 


What  shall  I  say  to  you,  tender  and  sweet 
Cleone !  The  wanderer  is  in  the  haven  of  happi- 
ness ;  the  restless  has  found  rest. 

Weep  not ;  I  have  shed  all  your  tears  .  .  not 
all  .  .  they  burst  from  me  again. 


XXX.    CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

Oh  !  he  was  too  beautiful  to  live !  Is  there  any- 
thing that  shoots  through  the  world  so  swiftly  as  a 
sunbeam  !  Epialtes  has  told  me  everything.  He 
sailed  back  without  waiting  at  the  islands ;  by 
your  orders,  he  says. 

What  hopes  could  I,  with  any  prudence,  enter- 
tain 1  The  chaplet  you  threw  away  would  have 
cooled  and  adorned  my  temples ;  but  how  could 
he  ever  love  another  who  had  once  loved  you  1  I 
am  casting  my  broken  thoughts  before  my  As- 
pasia :  the  little  shells  upon  the  shore,  that  the 
storm  has  scattered  there,  and  that  heedless  feet 
have  trampled  on. 

I  have  prayed  to  Venus ;  but  I  never  prayed 
her  to  turn  toward  me  the  fondness  that  was 
yours.  I  fancied,  I  even  hoped,  you  might  accept 
it ;  and  my  prayer  was,  "  Grant  I  may  never  love ! 
Afar  from  me,  0  Goddess !  be  the  malignant 
warmth  that  dries  up  the  dews  of  friendship."^  ^ 


XXXI.    ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Pericles  has  insisted  on  it  that  I  should  change 
the  air,  and  has  recommended  to  me  an  excursion 
to  the  borders  of  the  state. 

"  If  you  pass  them  a  little  way,"  said  he,  "  you 
will  come  to  Tanagra,  and  that  will  inflame  you 
with  ambition." 

The  honour  in  which  I  hold  the  name  of  Co- 
rinna  induced  me  to  undertake  a  journey  to  her 
native  place.  Never  have  I  found  a  people  so  hos- 
pitable as  the  inhabitants.  Living  at  a  distance 
from  the  sea,  they  are  not  traders,  nor  adventurers, 
nor  speculators,  nor  usurers,  but  cultivate  a  range 
of  pleasant  hills,  covered  with  vines.  Hermes  is 
the  principal  God  they  worship ;  yet  I  doubt  whe- 
ther a  single  prayer  was  ever  offered  up  to  him  by 
a  Tanagrian  for  success  in  thievery. 

The  beauty  of  Corinna  is  no  less 'celebrated  than 
her  poetry.  I  remarked  that  the  women  speak  of 
it  with  great  exultation,  while  the  men  applaud 
her  genius  ;  and  I  asked  my  venerable  host  Age- 
silaus  how  he  could  account  for  it. 

"  I  can  account  for  nothing  that  you  ladies  do" 
said  he  "  although  I  have  lived  among  you  seventy- 


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five  years  :  I  only  know  that  it  was  exactly  the 
contrary  while  she  was  living.  We  youths  were 
rebuked  by  you  when  we  talked  about  her  beauty; 
and  the  rebuke  was  only  softened  by  the  candid 
confession,  that  she  was  clever  .  .  in  her  way." 

"  Come  back  with  me  to  Athens,  0  Agesilaus ! " 
said  I,  "and  we  will  send  Aristophanes  to  Tanagra." 


XXXII.    ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

I  have  been  reading  all  the  poetry  of  Corinna 
that  I  could  collect.  Certainly  it  is  better  than 
Hesiod's,  or  even  than  Myrtis's,  who  taught  her 
and  Pindar,  not  the  rudiments  of  the  art,  for  this 
is  the  only  art  in  which  the  rudiments  are  incom- 
municable, but  what  was  good,  what  was  bad,  in 
her  verses ;  why  it  was  so,  and  how  she  might  cor- 
rect the  worse  and  improve  the  better. 

Hesiod,  who  is  also  a  Boeotian,  is  admirable  for 
the  purity  of  his  life  and  soundness  of  his  pre- 
cepts, but  there  is  hardly  a  trace  of  poetry  in  his 
ploughed  field. 

I  find  in  all  his  writings  but  one  verse  worth 
transcribing,  and  that  only  for  the  melody  : 
"  In  a  soft  meadow  and  on  vernal  flowers." 

I  do  not  wonder  he  was  opposed  to  Homer. 
What  an  advantage  to  the  enemies  of  greatness 
(that  is,  to  mankind)  to  be  able  to  match  one  so 
low  against  one  so  lofty ! 

The  Greek  army  before  Troy  would  have  been 
curious  to  listen  to  a  dispute  between  Agamem- 
non and  Achilles,  but  would  have  been  transported 
with  ecstasy  to  have  been  present  at  one  between 
the  king  of  men  and  Thersites. 

There  are  few  who  possess  all  the  poetry  of  any 
voluminous  author.  I  doubt  whether  there  are 
ten  families  in  Athens  in  which  all  the  plays  of 
jEschylus  are  preserved.  Many  keep  what  pleases 
them  most :  few  consider  that  every  page  of  a 
really  great  poet  has  something  in  it  which  dis- 
tinguishes him  from  an  inferior  order :  something 
which,  if  insubstantial  as  the  aliment,  serves  at 
least  as  a  solvent  to  the  aliment,  of  strong  and 
active  minds. 

I  asked  my  Pericles  what  he  thought  of  Hesiod. 

"  I  think  myself  more  sagacious,"  said  he. 
"  Hesiod  found  out  that  half  was  more  than  all ; 
I  have  found  out  that  one  is." 


XXXIII.    ASPASIA  TO  CLEONK. 

A  slave  brought  to  me,  this  morning,  an  enor- 
mous load  of  papers,  as  many  as  he  could  carry 
under  both  arms.  They  are  treatises  by  the  most 
celebrated  philosophers.  Some  hours  afterward, 
when  the  sun  was  declining,  Pericles  came  in,  and 
asked  me  if  I  had  examined  or  looked  over  any 
portion  of  them.  I  told  him  I  had  opened  those 
only  which  bore  the  superscription  of  famous 
names,  but  that,  unless  he  would  assist  me,  I  was 
hopeless  of  reconciling  one  part  with  another  in 
the  same  writers. 

"  The  first  thing  requisite,"  said  I,  "  is,  that  as 


many  as  are  now  at  Athens  should  meet  together, 
and  agree  upon  a  nomenclature  of  terms.  From  de- 
finitions we  may  go  on  to  propositions;  but  we  can 
not  make  a  step  unless  the  foot  rests  somewhere." 

He  smiled  at  me.  "  Ah  my  Aspasia  !"  said  he, 
"  Philosophy  does  not  bring  her  sons  together ; 
she  portions  them  off  early,  gives  them  a  scanty 
stock  of  worm-eaten  furniture,  a  chair  or  two  on 
which  it  is  dangerous  to  sit  down,  and  at  least  as 
many  arms  as  utensils  ;  then  leaves  them  :  they 
seldom  meet  afterward." 

"  But  could  not  they  be  brought  together  by 
some  friend  of  the  mother  1"  said  I,  laughing. 

"  Aspasia  !"  answered  he,  "you  have  lived  but 
few  years  in  the  world,  and  with  only  one  philo- 
sopher .  .  yourself." 

"  I  will  not  be  contented  with  a  compliment, " 
said  I,  "  and  least  of  all  from  you.  Explain  to  me 
the  opinions  of  those  about  you." 

He  traced  before  me  the  divergencies  of  every 
sect,  from  our  countryman  Thales  to  those  now 
living.  Epimedea  sat  with  her  eyes  wide  open, 
listening  attentively.  When  he  went  away,  I  asked 
her  what  she  thought  of  his  discourse.  She  half 
closed  her  eyes,  not  from  weariness,  but  (as  many 
do)  on  bringing  out  of  obscurity  into  light  a 
notable  discovery ;  and,  laying  her  forefinger  on 
my  arm,  "  You  have  turned  his  head,"  said  she. 
"  He  will  do  no  longer ;  he  used  to  be  plain  and 
coherent ;  and  now  .  .  did  ever  mortal  talk  so 
widely?  I  could  not  understand  one  word  in 
twenty,  and  what  I  could  understand  was  sheer 
nonsense." 

"Sweet  Epimedea!"  said  I,  "this  is  what  I 
should  fancy  to  be  no  such  easy  matter." 

"  Ah  !  you  are  growing  like  him  already,"  said 
she ;  "  I  should  not  be  surprised  to  find,  some 
morning,  a  cupola  at  the  top  of  this  pretty  head." 

Pericles,  I  think  I  never  told  you,  has  a  little 
elevation  on  the  crown  of  his ;  I  should  rather  say 
his  head  has  a  crown,  others  have  none. 


XXXIV.    CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

Do,  my  dear  Aspasia,  continue  to  write  to  me 
about  the  poets ;  and  if  you  think  there  is  any- 
thing of  Myrtis  or  Corinna,  which  is  wanting  to  us 
at  Miletus,  copy  it  out.  I  do  not  always  approve  of 
the  Trilogies.  Nothing  can  be  more  tiresome, 
hardly  anything  more  wicked,  than  a  few  of  them. 
It  may  be  well  occasionally  to  give  something  of 
the  historical  form  to  the  dramatic,  as  it  is  occa- 
sionally to  give  something  of  the  dramatic  to  the 
historical ;  but  never  to  turn  into  ridicule  and 
buffoonery  the  virtuous,  the  unfortunate,  or  the 
brave.  Whatever  the  Athenians  may  boast  of 
their  exquisite  judgment,  their  delicate  percep- 
tions, this  is  a  perversion  of  intellect  in  its  highest 
place,  unworthy  of  a  Thracian.  There  are  many 
bad  tragedies  both  of  JSschylus  and  Sophocles,  but 
none  without  beauties,  few  without  excellences  : 
I  tremble  then  at  your  doubt.  In  another  cen- 
tury it  may  be  impossible  to  find  a  collection  of 
the  whole,  unless  some  learned  and  rich  man,  like 


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Pericles,  or  some  protecting  king,  like   Hiero, 
should  preserve  them  in  his  library. 

XXXV.    ASPASIA  TO  CLEONB. 

Prudently  have  you  considered  how  to  preserve 
all  valuable  authors.  The  cedar  doors  of  a  royal 
library  fly  open  to  receive  them  :  ay,  there  they 
will  be  safe  .  .  and  untouched. 

Hiero  is  however  no  barbarian :  he  deserves  a 
higher  station  than  a  throne ;  and  he  is  raised  to 
it.  The  protected  have  placed  the  protector  where 
neither  the  malice  of  men  nor  the  power  of  Gods 
can  reach  him  .  .  beyond  Time  .  .  above  Fate. 

XXXVI.  CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

From  the  shortness  of  your  last,  I  am  quite 
certain  that  you  are  busy  for  me  in  looking  out 
pieces  of  verse.  If  you  cannot  find  any  of  Myrtis 
or  Corinna,  you  may  do  what  is  better ;  you  may 
compose  a  panegyric  on  all  of  our  sex  who  have 
excelled  in  poetry.  This  will  earn  for  you  the 
same  good  office,  when  the  world  shall  produce 
another  Aspasia. 

Having  been  in  Boeotia,  you  must  also  know  a 
great  deal  more  of  Pindar  than  we  do.  Write 
about  any  of  them ;  they  all  interest  me ;  and  my 
mind  has  need  of  exercise.  It  is  still  too  fond  of 
throwing  itself  down  on  one  place. 

XXXVII.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

And  so,  Cleone,  you  wish  me  to  write  a  eulogy 
on  Myrtis  and  Corinna,  and  all  the  other  poetesses 
that  ever  lived ;  and  this  is  for  the  honour  of  our 
sex !  Ah  Cleone  !  no  studied  eulogy  does  honour 
to  anyone.  It  is  always  considered,  and  always 
ought  to  be,  as  a  piece  of  pleading,  in  which  the 
pleader  says  everything  the  most  in  favor  of  his 
client,  in  the  most  graceful  and  impressive  manner 
he  can.  There  is  a  city  of  Greece,  I  hear,  in 
which  reciprocal  flattery  is  so  necessary,  that, 
whenever  a  member  of  the  assembly  dies,  his 
successor  is  bound  to  praise  him  before  he  takes 
the  seat. 

I  do  not  speak  this  from  my  own  knowledge  ; 
indeed  I  could  hardly  believe  in  such  frivolity, 
until  I  asked  Pericles  if  it  were  true ;  or  rather, 
if  there  were  any  foundation  at  all  for  the  report. 

"Perfectly  true,"  said  he,  "but  the  citizens  of 
this  city  are  now  become  our  allies ;  therefore  do 
not  curl  your  lip,  or  I  must  uncurl  it,  being  an 
archon." 

Myrtis  and  Corinna  have  no  need  of  me.  To 
read  and  recommend  their  works,  to  point  out 
their  beauties  and  defects,  is  praise  enough. 

"  How ! "  methinks  you  exclaim.  "  To  point 
out  defects  !  is  that  praising  ? " 

Yes,  Cleone  :  if  with  equal  good  faith  and  ac- 
curacy you  point  out  their  beauties  too.  It  is 
only  thus  a  fair  estimate  can  be  made ;  and  it  is 
only  by  such  fair  estimate  that  a  writer  can  be 
exalted  to  his  proper  station.  If  you  toss  up  the 


scale  too  high,  it  descends  again  rapidly  below  its 
equipoise  ;  what  it  contains  drops  out,  and  people 
catch  at  it,  scatter  it,  and  lose  it. 

We  not  only  are  inclined  to  indulge  in  rather 
more  than  a  temperate  heat  (of  what  we  would 
persuade  ourselves  is  wholesome  severity)  toward 
the  living,  but  even  to  peer  sometimes  into  the 
tomb,  with  a  wolfish  appetite  for  an  unpleasant 
odor. 

We  must  patronise,  we  must  pull  down;  in 
fact,  we  must  be  in  mischief,  men  or  women. 

If  we  are  capable  of  showing  what  is  good  in 
another,  and  neglect  to  do  it,  we  omit  a  duty ;  we 
omit  to  give  rational  pleasure,  and  to  conciliate 
right  good-will ;  nay  more,  we  are  abettors,  if  not 
aiders,  in  the  vilest  fraud,  the  fraud  of  purloining 
from  respect.  We  are  entrusted  with  letters  of 
great  interest;  what  a  baseness  not  to  deliver 
them! 

XXXVIII.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

It  is  remarkable  that  Athens,  so  fertile  in  men 
of  genius,  should  have  produced  no  women  of 
distinction,  while  Bceotia,  by  no  means  celebrated 
for  brightness  of  intellect  in  either  sex,  presented 
to  the  admiration  of  the  world  her  Myrtis  and 
Corinna.  At  the  feet  of  Myrtis  it  was  that 
Pindar  gathered  into  his  throbbing  breast  the 
scattered  seeds  of  poetry ;  and  it  was  under  the 
smile  of  the  beautiful  Corinna  that  he  drew  his 
inspiration  and  wove  his  immortal  crown. 

He  never  quite  overcame  his  grandiloquence. 
The  animals  we  call  half-asses,  by  a  word  of  the 
sweetest  sound,  although  not  the  most  seducing 
import,  he  calls 

"  The  daughters  of  the  tempest-footed  steeds ! " 

0  Fortune  !  that  the  children  of  so  illustrious 
a  line  should  carry  sucking-pigs  into  the  market- 
place, and  cabbage-stalks  out  of  it ! 


XXXIX.   CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

Will  you  always  leave  off,  Aspasia,  at  the  very 
moment  you  have  raised  our  expectations  to  the 
highest]  A  witticism,  and  a  sudden  spring  from 
your  seat,  lest  we  should  see  you  smile  at  it,  these 
are  your  ways ;  shame  upon  you  !  Are  you  deter- 
mined to  continue  all  your  life  in  making  everyone 
wish  something  ] 

Pindar  should  not  be  treated  like  ordinary 


XL.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

I  have  not  treated  Pindar  like  an  ordinary 
man ;  I  conducted  him  into  the  library  of  Cleone, 
and  left  him  there.  However,  I  would  have  my 
smile  out,  behind  the  door.  The  verse  I  quoted, 
you  may  be  sure,  is  much  admired  by  the  learned, 
and  no  less  by  the  brave  and  worthy  men  whom 
he  celebrates  for  charioteership,  and  other  such 
dexterities ;  but  we  of  old  Miletus  have  been 
always  taught  that  words  should  be  subordinate 


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to  ideas,  and  we  never  place  the  pedestal  on  the 
head  of  the  statue. 

Now  do  not  tell  anybody  that  I  have  spoken  a 
single  word  in  dispraise  of  Pindar.  Men  are  not 
too  apt  to  admire  what  is  admirable  in  their 
superiors,  but  on  the  contrary  are  apt  to  detract 
from  them,  and  to  seize  on  anything  which  may 
tend  to  lower  them.  Pindar  would  not  have 
written  so  exquisitely  if  no  fault  had  ever  been 
found  with  him.  He  would  have  wandered  on 
among  such  inquiries  as  those  he  began  in  : 

"Shall  I  sing  the  wide-spreading  and  noble 
Ismenus?  or  the  beautiful  and  white-ancled 
Melie  ?  or  the  glorious  Cadmus  ?  or  the  mighty 
Hercules  ?  or  the  blooming  Bacchus  ] " 

Now  a  poet  ought  to  know  what  he  is  about 
before  he  opens  his  lips  :  he  ought  not  to  ask,  like 
a  poor  fellow  in  the  street,  "Good  people !  what 
song  will  you  have  1"  This  however  was  not  the 
fault  for  which  he  was  blamed  by  Corinna.  In  our 
censures  we  are  less  apt  to  consider  the  benefit  we 
may  confer  than  the  ingenuity  we  can  display. 

She  said,  "  Pindar !  you  have  brought  a  sack  of 
corn  to  sow  a  perch  of  land;  and,  instead  of 
sprinkling  it  about,  you  have  emptied  the  sack 
at  the  first  step." 

Enough  :  this  reproof  formed  his  character  :  it 
directed  his  beat,  it  singled  his  aim,  it  concen- 
trated his  forces.  It  was  not  by  the  precepts  of 
Corinna,  it  was  not  by  her  example,  it  was  by  one 
witticism  of  a  wise  and  lovely  woman,  that  he  far 
excels  all  other  poets  in  disdain  of  triviality  and 
choice  of  topics.  He  is  sometimes  very  tedious 
to  us  in  his  long  stories  of  families,  but  we  may 
be  sure  he  was  not  equally  so  to  those  who  were 
concerned  in  the  genealogy.  We  are  amused  at 
his  cleverness  in  saving  the  shoulder  of  Pelops 
from  the  devouring  jaw  of  a  hungry  god.  No 
doubt  he  mends  the  matter;  nevertheless  he 
tires  us. 

Many  prefer  his  Dithyrambics  to  his  Olym- 
pian, Isthmian,  Pythian,  and  Nemean  Odes  :  I  do 
not;  nor  is  it  likely  that  he  did  himself.  We 
may  well  suppose  that  he  exerted  the  most  power 
on  the  composition,  and  the  most  thought  on  the 
correction,  of  the  poems  he  was  to  recite  before 
kings  and  nations,  in  honour  of  the  victors  at 
those  solemn  games.  Here  the  choruses  and 
bands  of  music  were  composed  of  the  first 
singers  and  players  in  the  world ;  in  the  others 
there  were  no  performers  but  such  as  happened 
"to  assemble  on  ordinary  festivals,  or  at  best  at  a 
festival  of  Bacchus.  In  the  Odes  performed  at 
the  games,  although  there  is  not  always  perfect 
regularity  of  corresponding  verse,  there  is  always 
enough  of  it  to  satisfy  the  most  fastidious  ear. 
In  the  Dithyrambics  there  is  no  order  whatso- 
ever, but  verses  and  half-verses  of  every  kind, 
cemented  by  vigorous  and  sounding  prose. 

I  do  not  love  dances  upon  stilts;  they  may 
excite  the  applauses  and  acclamations  of  the 
vulgar,  but  we,  Cleone,  exact  the  observance  of 
established  rules,  and  never  put  on  slippers,  how- 
ever richly  embroidered,  unless  they  pair. 


XLI.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

We  hear  that  between  Athens  and  Syracuse 
there  has  always  been  much  communication. 
Let  me  learn  what  you  have  been  able  to  collect 
about  the  lives  of  Pindar  and  JEschylus  in  Sicily. 

Is  it  not  strange  that  the  two  most  high- 
minded  of  poets  should  have  gone  to  reside  in  a 
foreign  land,  under  the  dominion  of  a  king  ? 

I  am  ashamed  of  my  question  already.  Such 
men  are  under  no  dominion.  It  is  not  in  their 
nature  to  offend  against  the  laws,  or  to  think 
about  what  they  are,  or  who  administers  them ; 
and  they  may  receive  a  part  of  their  sustenance 
from  kings,  as  well  as  from  cows  and  bees.  We 
will  reproach  them  for  emigration,  when  we 
reproach  a  man  for  lying  down  in  his  neighbour's 
field,  because  the  grass  is  softer  in  it  than  in  his 
own. 

XLII.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Not  an  atom  have  I  been  able  to  collect  in 
regard  to  the  two  poets,  since  they  went  to  the 
court  of  Hiero :  but  I  can  give  you  as  correct  and 
as  full  information  as  if  I  had  been  seated  between 
them  all  the  while. 

Hiero  was  proud  of  his  acquisition ;  the 
courtiers  despised  them,  vexed  them  whenever 
they  could,  and  entreated  them  to  command  their 
services  and  rely  upon  their  devotion.  What 
more  1  They  esteemed  each  other ;  but  poets  are 
very  soon  too  old  for  mutual  love. 

He  who  can  add  one  syllable  to  this,  shall  have 
the  hand  of  Cleone. 

XLIII.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

Torturing  girl !  and  you,  Aspasia,  may  justly 
say  ungrateful  girl !  to  me.  You  did  not  give  me 
what  I  asked  for,  but  you  gave  me  what  is  better, 
a  glimpse  of  you.  This  is  the  manner  in  which 
you  used  to  trifle  with  me,  making  the  heaviest 
things  light,  the  thorniest  tractable,  and  throwing 
your  own  beautiful  brightness  wherever  it  was 
most  wanted. 

But  do  not  slip  from  me  again.  jEschylus,  we 
know,  is  dead ;  we  hear  that  Pindar  is.  Did  they 
die  abroad  ] 

Ah  poor  Xeniades  !  how  miserable  to  be  buried 
by  the  stranger ! 

XLIV.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

jEschylus,  at  the  close  of  his  seventieth  year, 
died  in  Sicily.  I  know  not  whether  Hiero 
received  him  with  all  the  distinction  he  merited, 
or  rewarded  him  with  the  same  generosity  as 
Pindar;  nor  indeed  have  I  been  able  to  learn, 
what  would  very  much  gratify  me,  that  Pindar, 
who  survived  him  four  years  and  died  lately,  paid 
those  honours  to  the  greatest  man  of  the  most 
glorious  age  since  earth  rose  out  of  chaos,  which 
he  usually  paid  with  lavish  hand  to  the  prosperous 
and  powerful.  I  hope  he  did;  but  the  words  wealth 
and  gold  occur  too  often  in  the  poetry  of  Pindar. 


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Perhaps  I  may  wrong  him,  for  a  hope  is  akin 
to  a  doubt;  it  may  be  that  I  am  mistaken,  since 
we  have  not  all  his  poems  even  here  in  Athens. 
Several  of  these  too,  particularly  the  Dithyram- 
bics,  are  in  danger  of  perishing.  The  Odes  on 
the  victors  at  the  games  will  be  preserved  by  the 
vanity  of  the  families  they  celebrate  ;  and,  being 
thus  safe  enough  for  many  years,  their  own 
merit  will  sustain  them  afterward.  It  is  owing  to 
a  stout  nurse  that  many  have  lived  to  an  extreme 
old  age. 

Some  of  the  Odes  themselves  are  of  little  value 
in  regard  to  poetry,  but  he  exercises  in  all  of 
them  as  much  dexterity  as  the  worthies  he  ap- 
plauds had  displayed  in  their  exploits. 

To  compensate  the  disappointment  you  com- 
plained of,  I  will  now  transcribe  for  you  an  ode 
of  Corinna  to  her  native  town,  being  quite  sure 
it  is  not  in  your  collection.  Let  me  first  inform 
you  that  the  exterior  of  the  best  houses  in 
Tanagra  is  painted  with  historical  scenes,  adven- 
tures of  Gods,  allegories,  and  other  things ;  and 
under  the  walls  of  the  city  flows  the  rivulet  Ther- 
modon.  This  it  is  requisite  to  tell  you  of  so 
small  and  so  distant  a  place. 

CORINNA  TO  TANAGRA. 

From  Athens. 

Tanagra !  think  not  I  forget 

.  Thy  beautifully- storied  streets; 
Be  sure  my  memory  bathes  yet 

In  clear  Thermodon,  and  yet  greets 
The  blithe  and  liberal  shepherd-boy, 
Whose  sunny  bosom  swells  with  joy 
When  we  accept  his  matted  rushes 
Upheav'dwith  sylvan  fruit ;  away  he  bounds,  and  blushes. 

A  gift  I  promise :  one  I  see 

Which  thou  with  transport  wilt  receive, 
The  only  proper  gift  for  thee, 

Of  which  no  mortal  shall  bereave 
In  later  times  thy  mouldering  walls, 
Until  the  last  old  turret  falls ; 
A  crown,  a  crown  from  Athens  won, 
A  crown  no  God  can  wear,  beside  Latona's  son. 

There  may  be  cities  who  refuse 
To  their  own  child  the  honours  due, 

And  look  ungently  on  the  Muse ; 
But  ever  shall  those  cities  rue 

The  dry,  unyielding,  niggard  breast, 

Offering  no  nourishment,  no  rest. 

To  that  young  head  which  soon  shall  rise 
Disdainfully,  in  might  and  glory,  to  the  skies. 

Sweetly  where  cavern 'd  Dirce  flows 

Do  white-arm'd  maidens  chaunt  my  lay, 

Flapping  the  while  with  laurel-rose 
The  honey-gathering  tribes  away ; 

And  sweetly,  sweetly  Attic  tongues 

Lisp  your  Corinna's  early  songs  ; 

To  her  with  feet  more  graceful  come 
The  verses  that  have  dwelt  in  kindred  breasts  at  home. 

O  let  thy  children  lean  aslant 

Against  the  tender  mother's  knee, 
And  gaze  into  her  face,  and  want 

To  know  what  magic  there  can  be 

In  words  that  urge  some  eyes  to  dance, 

While  others  as  in  holy  trance 

Look  np  to  heaven  :  be  such  my  praise ! 

Why  linger  ?  I  must  haste,  or  lose  the  Delphic  bays. 


XLV.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

Epimedea,  it  appears,  has  not  corrupted  very 
grossly  your  purity  and  simplicity  in  dress.  Yet, 
remembering  your  observation  on  armlets,  I 
can  not  but  commend  your  kindness  and  suffer- 
ance in  wearing  her  emeralds.  Your  opinion  was 
formerly,  that  we  should  be  careful  not  to  sub- 
divide our  persons.  The  arm  is  composed  of 
three  parts ;  no  one  of  them  is  too  long.  Now 
the  armlet  intersects  that  portion  of  it  which 
must  be  considered  as  the  most  beautiful.  In 
my  idea  of  the  matter,  the  sandal  alone  is  sus- 
ceptible of  gems,  after  the  zone  has  received  the 
richest.  The  zone  is  necessary  to  our  vesture, 
and  encompasses  the  person,  in  every  quarter  of 
the  humanized  world,  in  one  invariable  manner. 
The  hair  too  is  divided  by  nature  in  the  middle 
of  the  head.  There  is  a  cousinship  between  the 
hair  and  the  flowers ;  and  from  this  relation  the 
poets  have  called  by  the  same  name  the  leaves 
and  it.  They  appear  on  the  head  as  if  they  had 
been  seeking  one  another.  Our  national  dress, 
very  different  from  the  dresses  of  barbarous 
nations,  is  not  the  invention  of  the  ignorant  or 
the  slave ;  but  the  sculptor,  the  painter,  and  the 
poet,  have  studied  how  best  to  adorn  the  most 
beautiful  object  of  their  fancies  and  contempla- 
tions. The  Indians,  who  believe  that  human 
pains  and  sufferings  are  pleasing  to  the  deity, 
make  incisions  in  their  bodies,  and  insert  into 
them  imperishable  colours.  They  also  adorn  the 
ears  and  noses  and  foreheads  of  their  gods. 
These  were  the  ancestors  of  the  Egyptian ;  we 
chose  handsomer  and  better-tempered  ones  for 
our  worship,  but  retained  the  same  decorations 
in  our  sculpture,  and  to  a  degree  which  the  so- 
briety of  the  Egyptian  had  reduced  and  chastened. 
Hence  we  retain  the  only  mark  of  barbarism 
which  dishonours  our  national  dress,  the  use  of 
ear-rings.  If  our  statues  should  all  be  broken  by 
some  convulsion  of  the  earth,  would  it  be  believed 
by  future  ages  that,  in  the  country  and  age  of 
Sophocles,  the  women  tore  holes  in  their  ears  to 
let  rings  into,  as  the  more  brutal  of  peasants  do 
with  the  snouts  of  sows  ! 


XLVI.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Cleone,  I  do  not  know  whether  I  ought  to 
write  out  for  you  anything  of  Mimnermus. 
What  is  amatory  poetry  without  its  tenderness  ? 
and  what  was  ever  less  tender  than  his  ?  Take 
however  the  verses,  such  as  they  are.  Whether 
they  make  you  smile  or  look  grave,  without 
any  grace  of  their  own  they  must  bring  one 
forward.  Certainly  they  are  his  best,  which 
can  not  be  said  of  every  author  out  of  whose 
rarer  works  I  have  added  something  to  your  col- 
lection. 

I  wish  not  Thasos  rich  in  mines, 
Nor  Naxos  girt  around  with  vines, 
Nor  Crete  nor  Samos,  the  abodes 
Of  those  who  govern  men  and  gods, 


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Nor  wider  Lydia,  where  the  sound 

Of  tymbrels  shakes  the  thymy  ground, 

And  with  white  feet  and  with  hoofs  cloven 

The  dedal  dance  is  spun  and  woven  : 

Meanwhile  each  prying  younger  thing 

Is  sent  for  water  to  the  spring, 

Under  where  red  Priapus  rears 

His  club  amid  the  junipers. 

In  this  whole  world  enough  for  me 

Is  any  spot  the  gods  decree ; 

Albeit  the  pious  and  the  wise 

Would  tarry  where,  like  mulberries, 

In  the  first  hour  of  ripeness  fall 

The  tender  creatures  one  and  all. 

To  take  what  falls  with  even  mind 

Jove  wills,  and  we  must  be  resign'd. 

XLVII.   CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

There  is  less  effrontery  in  those  verses  of 
Mimnermus  than  in  most  he  has  written.  He  is 
among  the  many  poets  who  never  make  us  laugh 
or  weep ;  among  the  many  whom  we  take  into 
the  hand  like  pretty  insects,  turn  them  over, 
look  at  them  for  a  moment,  and  toss  them  into 
the  grass  again.  The  earth  swarms  with  these  ; 
they  live  their  season,  and  others  similar  come 
into  life  the  next. 

I  have  been  reading  works  widely  different 
from  theirs ;  the  odes  of  the  lovely  Lesbian.  I 
think  she  has  injured  the  phaleucian  verse,  by 
transposing  one  foot,  and  throwing  it  backward. 
How  greatly  more  noble  and  more  sonorous  are 
those  hendecasyllabics  commencing  the  Scolion 
on  Harmodius  and  Aristogiton,  than  the  very 
best  of  hers,  which,  to  my  ear,  labour  and  shuffle 
in  their  movement.  Her  genius  was  wonderful, 
was  prodigious.  I  am  neither  blind  to  her 
beauties  nor  indifferent  to  her  sufferings.  We 
love  for  ever  those  whom  we  have  wept  for  when 
we  were  children  :  we  love  them  more  than  even 
those  who  have  wept  for  us.  Now  I  have  grieved 
for  Sappho,  and  so  have  you,  Aspasia  !  we  shall 
not  therefore  be  hard  judges  of  her  sentiments  or 
her  poetry. 

Frequently  have  we  listened  to  the  most  ab- 
surd and  extravagant  praises  of  the  answer  she 
gave  Alcaeus,  when  he  told  her  he  wished  to  say 
something,  but  shame  prevented  him.  This 
answer  of  hers  is  a  proof  that  she  was  deficient 
in  delicacy  and  in  tenderness.  Could  Sappho 
be  ignorant  how  infantinely  inarticulate  is  early 
love1?  Could  she  be  ignorant  that  shame  and 
fear  seize  it  unrelentingly  by  the  throat,  while 
hard-hearted  impudence  stands  at  ease,  prompt 
at  opportunity,  and  profuse  in  declarations  ! 

There  is  a  gloom  in  deep  love,  as  in  deep  water : 
there  is  a  silence  in  it  which  suspends  the  foot, 
and  the  folded  arms  and  the  dejected  head  are 
the  images"  it  reflects.  No  voice  shakes  its  sur- 
face :  the  Muses  themselves  approach  it  with  a 
tardy  and  a  timid  step,  and  with  a  low  and  tre- 
mulous and  melancholy  song. 

The  best  Ode  of  Sappho,  the  Ode  to  Anactoria, 

"  Happy  as  any  God  is  he,"  &c., 
shows  the  intemperance  and  disorder  of  passion. 


The  description  of  her  malady  may  be  quite  cor- 
rect, but  I  confess  my  pleasure  ends  at  the  first 
strophe,  where  it  begins  with  the  generality  of 
readers.  I  do  not  desire  to  know  the  effects  of 
the  distemper  on  her  body,  and  I  run  out  of  the 
house  into  the  open  air,  although  the  symptoms 
have  less  in  them  of  contagion  than  of  unseemli- 
ness. Both  Sophocles  and  Euripides  excite  our 
sympathies  more  powerfully  and  more  poetically. 
I  will  not  interfere  any  farther  with  your  re- 
flections ;  and  indeed  when  I  began,  I  intended 
to  remark  only  the  injustice  of  Sappho's  reproof 
to  Alcaeus  in  the  first  instance,  and  the  justice  of 
it  in  the  second,  when  he  renewed  his  suit  to  her 
after  he  had  fled  from  battle.  We  find  it  in  the 
only  epigram  attributed  to  her. 

He  who  from  battle  runs  away 
May  pray  and  sing,  and  sing  and  pray  ; 
Nathless,  Alcaeus,  howsoe'er 
Dulcet  his  song  and  warm  his  prayer 
And  true  his  vows  of  love  may  be, 
He  ne'er  shall  run  away  with  me. 

In  my  opinion  no  lover  should  be  dismissed  with 
contumely,  or  without  the  expression  of  commise- 
ration, unless  he  has  committed  some  bad  action. 
0  Aspasia !  it  is  hard  to  love  and  not  to  be  loved 
again.  I  felt  it  early ;  I  still  feel  it.  There  is  a 
barb  beyond  the  reach  of  dittany ;  but  years,  as 
they  roll  by  us,  benumb  in  some  degree  our  sense 
of  suffering.  Season  comes  after  season,  and 
covers  as  it  were  with  soil  and  herbage  the  flints 
that  have  cut  us  so  cruelly  in  our  course. 

XIVIII.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Alcaeus,  often  admirable  in  his  poetry,  was  a 
vain-glorious  and  altogether  worthless  man.  I 
must  defend  Sappho.  She  probably  knew  his 
character  at  the  beginning,  and  sported  a  witti- 
cism (not  worth  much)  at  his  expense.  He  made 
a  pomp  and  parade  of  his  generosity  and  courage, 
with  which  in  truth  he  was  scantily  supplied, 
and  all  his  love  lay  commodiously  at  the  point  of 
his  pen,  among  the  rest  his  first. 

He  was  unfit  for  public  life,  he  was  unfit  for 
private.  Perverse,  insolent,  selfish,  he  hated 
tyranny  because  he  could  not  be  a  tyrant.  Suffi- 
ciently well-born,  he  was  jealous  and  intolerant  of 
those  who  were  nothing  less  so,  and  he  wished 
they  were  all  poets  that  he  might  expose  a  weak- 
ness the  more  in  them.  For  rarely  has  there  been 
one,  however  virtuous,  without  some  vanity  and 
some  invidiousness ;  despiser  of  the  humble,  de- 
tractor of  the  high,  iconoclast  of  the  near,  and 
idolater  of  the  distant. 

Return  we  to  Alcaeus.  Factitious  in  tenderness, 
factitious  in  heroism,  addicted  to  falsehood,  and 
unabashed  at  his  fondness  for  it,  he  attacked  and 
overcame  every  rival  in  that  quarter.  He  picked 
up  all  the  arrows  that  were  shot  against  him,  re- 
cocted all  the  venom  of  every  point,  and  was 
almost  an  Archilochus  in  satire. 

I  do  not  agree  with  you  in  your  censure  of 
Sappho.  There  is  softness  by  the  side  of  power, 


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discrimination  by  the  side  of  passion.  In  this 
however  I  do  agree  with  you,  that  her  finest  ode 
is  not  to  be  compared  to  many  choruses  in  the 
tragedians.  We  know  that  Sappho  felt  acutely ; 
yet  Sappho  is  never  pathetic.  Euripides  and 
Sophocles  are  not  remarkable  for  their  purity,  the 
intensity,  or  the  fidelity  of  their  loves,  yet  they 
touch,  they  transfix,  the  heart.  Her  imagination, 
her  whole  soul,  is  absorbed  in  her  own  breast : 
she  is  the  prey  of  the  passions ;  they  are  the  lords 
and  masters. 

Sappho  has  been  dead  so  long,  and  we  live  so 
far  from  Lesbos,  that  we  have  the  fewer  means  of 
ascertaining  the  truth  or  falsehood  of  stories  told 
about  her.  Some  relate  that  she  was  beautiful, 
some  that  she  was  deformed.  Lust,  it  is  said,  is 
frequently  the  inhabitant  of  deformity ;  and  cold- 
ness is  experienced  in  the  highest  beauty.  I  be- 
lieve the  former  case  is  more  general  than  the 
latter :  but  where  there  is  great  regularity  of  fea- 
tures I  have  often  remarked  a  correspondent  re- 
gularity in  the  affections  and  the  conduct. 


XLIX.   CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

Do  you  remember  the  lively  Hegemon,  whose 
curls  you  pressed  down  with  your  forefinger  to  see 
them  spring  up  again]  Do  you  remember  his 
biting  it  for  the  liberty  you  had  taken  ;  and  his 
kissing  it  to  make  it  well ;  and  his  telling  you 
that  he  was  not  quite  sure  whether  some  other 
kisses,  here  and  there,  might  not  be  requisite  to 
prevent  the  spreading  of  the  venom  ]  And  do 
you  remember  how  you  turned  pale  ]  and  how  you 
laughed  with  me,  as  we  went  away,  at  his  think- 
ing you  turned  pale  because  you  were  afraid  of  it1? 
The  boy  of  fifteen,  as  he  was  then,  hath  lost  all  his 
liveliness,  all  his  assurance,  all  his  wit ;  and  his 
radiant  beauty  has  taken  another  character.  His 
cousin  Praxinoe,  whom  he  was  not  aware  of  loving 
until  she  was  betrothed  to  Callias,  a  merchant  of 
Samos,  was  married  a  few  months  ago.  There 
are  no  verses  I  read  oftener  than  the  loose  dithy- 
rambics  of  poor  Hegemon.  Do  people  love  any- 
where else  as  we  love  here  at  Miletus  ?  But  per- 
haps the  fondness  of  Hegemon  may  abate  after  a 
time ;  for  Hegemon  is  not  a  woman.  How  long 
and  how  assiduous  are  we  in  spinning  that  thread, 
the  softest  and  finest  in  the  web  of  life,  which 
Destiny  snaps  asunder  in  one  moment ! 


HEGEMON  TO  PRAXINOE. 

Is  there  any  season,  O  my  soul, 
When  the  sources  of  bitter  tears  dry  up, 
And  the  uprooted  flowers  take  their  places  again 
Along  the  torrent-bed  ? 

Could  I  wish  to  live,  it  would  be  for  that  season, 
To  repose  my  limbs  and  press  my  temples  there. 
15 ut  should  I  not  speedily  start  away 

In  the  hope  to  trace  and  follow  thy  steps ! 

Thou  art  gone,  thou  art  gone,  Praxinoe ! 
And  hast  taken  farfrom  me  thy  lovely  youth, 
Leaving  me  naught  that  was  desirable  in  mine. 
Alaa  .'  alas !  what  hast  thou  left  me  ? 


The  helplessness  of  childhood,  the  solitude  of  age, 
The  laughter  of  the  happy,  the  pity  of  the  scorner, 
A  colorless  and  broken  shadow  am  I, 
Seen  glancing  in  troubled  waters. 

My  thoughts  too  are  scattered ;  thou  hast  cast  them  off; 
They  beat  against  thee,  they  would  cling  to  thee, 
But  they  are  viler  than  the  loose  dark  weeds, 
Without  a  place  to  root  or  rest  in. 

I  would  throw  them  across  my  lyre ;  they  drop  from  it ; 
My  lyre  will  sound  only  two  measures ; 
That  Pity  will  never,  never  come, 

Or  come  to  the  sleep  that  awakeneth  not  unto  her. 


L.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Tell  Hegemon  that  his  verses  have  made  a 
deeper  impression  than  his  bite,  and  that  the 
Athenians,  men  and  women,  are  pleased  with 
them.  He  has  shown  that  he  is  a  poet,  by  not 
attempting  to  show  that  he  is  overmuch  of  one. 
Forbear  to  inform  him  that  we  Athenians  disap- 
prove of  irregularity  in  versification  :  we  are  little 
pleased  to  be  rebounded  from  the  end  of  a  line  to 
the  beginning,  as  it  often  happens,  and  to  be 
obliged  to  turn  back  and  make  inquiries  in  regard 
to  what  we  have  been  about.  There  have  latterly 
been  many  compositions  in  which  it  is  often  re- 
quisite to  read  twice  over  the  verses  which  have 
already  occupied  more  than  a  due  portion  of  our 
time  in  reading  once.  The  hop-skip-and-jump  is 
by  no  means  a  pleasant  or  a  graceful  exercise,  but 
it  is  quite  intolerable  when  we  invert  it  to  a  jump- 
skip-and-hop.  I  take  some  liberty  in  these  strange 
novel  compounds,  but  no  greater  than  our  friend 
Aristophanes  has  taken,  and  not  only  without 
reproof  or  censure,  but  with  great  commendation 
for  it.  However,  I  have  done  it  for  the  first  and 
last  time,  and  before  the  only  friend  with  whom 
they  can  be  pardonable.  Henceforward,  I  pro- 
mise you,  Cleone,  I  will  always  be  Attic,  or,  what 
is  gracefuller  and  better,  Ionian.  You  shall  for 
ever  hear  my  voice  in  my  letters,  and  you  shall 
know  it  to  be  mine,  and  mine  only.  Already  I 
have  had  imitators  in  the  style  of  my  conversa- 
tions, but  they  have  imitated  others  too,  and  this 
hath  saved  me.  In  mercy  and  pure  beneficence 
to  me,  the  Gods  have  marred  the  resemblance. 
Nobody  can  recognise  me  in  my  metempsychosis. 
Those  who  had  hoped  and  heard  better  of  me,  will 
never  ask  themselves,  "  Was  Aspasia  so  wordy, 
so  inelegant,  affected,  and  perverse  1 "  Inconside- 
rate friends  have  hurt  me  worse  than  enemies 
could  do :  they  have  hinted  that  the  orations  of 
Pericles  have  been  retouched  by  my  pen.  Cleone ! 
the  Gods  themselves  could  not  correct  his  lan- 
guage. Human  ingenuity,  with  all  the  malice 
and  impudence  that  usually  accompany  it,  will 
never  be  able  to  remodel  a  single  sentence,  or  to 
substitute  a  single  word,  in  his  speeches  to  the 
people.  What  wealth  of  wisdom  has  he  not 
thrown  away  lest  it  encumber  him  in  the  Agora  ! 
how  much  more  than  ever  was  carried  into  it  by 
the  most  popular  of  his  opponents  !  Some  of  my 
expressions  may  have  escaped  from  him  in  crowded 
places ;  sonic  of  his  cling  to  me  in  retirement:  we 


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can  not  love  without  imitating ;  and  we  are  as 
proud  in  the  loss  of  our  originality  as  of  our  free- 
dom. I  am  sorry  that  poor  Hegemon  has  not 
had  an  opportunity  of  experiencing  all  this.  Per- 
suade his  friends  never  to  pity  him,  truly  or 
feignedly,  for  pity  keeps  the  wound  open  :  per- 
suade them  rather  to  flatter  him  on  his  poetry, 
for  never  was  there  poet  to  whom  the  love  of 
praise  was  not  the  first  and  most  constant  of 
passions.  His  friends  will  be  the  gainers  by  it : 
he  will  divide  among  them  all  the  affection  he 
fancies  he  has  reserved  for  Praxinoe.  With  most 
men,  nothing  seems  to  have  happened  so  long 
ago  as  an  affair  of  love.  Let  nobody  hint  this  to 
him  at  present.  It  is  among  the  many  truths 
that  ought  to  be  held  back;  it  is  among  the 
many  that  excite  a  violent  opposition  at  one  time, 
and  obtain  at  another  (not  much  later)  a  very 
ductile  acquiescence ;  he  will  receive  it  hereafter 
(take  my  word  for  him)  with  only  one  slight  re- 
monstrance .  .  you  are  too  hard  upon  us  lovers : 
then  follows  a  shake  of  the  head,  not  of  abnega- 
tion, but  of  sanction,  like  Jupiter's. 

Praxinoe,  it  seems,  is  married  to  a  merchant, 
poor  girl !  I  do  not  like  these  merchants.  Let 
them  have  wealth  in  the  highest,  but  not  beauty 
in  the  highest;  cunning  and  calculation  can 
hardly  merit  both.  At  last  they  may  aspire,  if 
any  civilized  country  could  tolerate  it,  to  honours 
and  distinctions.  These  too  let  them  have,  but  at 
Tyre  and  Carthage. 


LI.   CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

How  many  things  in  poetry,  as  in  other  matters, 
are  likely  to  be  lost  because  they  are  small !  Cleo- 
buline  of  Lindos  wrote  no  long  poem.  Her  lover 
was  Cycnus  of  Colophon.  There  is  not  a  single 
verse  of  hers  in  all  that  city ;  proof  enough  that 
he  took  no  particular  care  of  them.  At  Miletus 
she  was  quite  unknown,  not  indeed  by  name,  but 
in  her  works,  until  the  present  month,  when  a 
copy  of  them  was  offered  to  me  for  sale.  The  first 
that  caught  my  eyes  was  this  : 

Where  is  the  swan  of  breast  so  white 
It  made  my  bubbling  life  run  bright 
On  that  one  spot,  and  that  alone, 
On  which  he  rested ;  and  I  stood 
Gazing :  now  swells  the  turbid  flood  ; 
Summer  and  he  for  other  climes  are  flown ! 

I  will  not  ask  you  at  present  to  say  anything 
in  praise  of  Cleobuline,  but  do  be  grateful  to 
Myrtis  and  Corinna ! 


LII.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Grateful  I  am,  and  shall  for  ever  be,  to  Myrtis 
and  Corinna.  But  what  odour  of  bud  or  incense 
can  they  wish  to  be  lavished  on  the  empty  sepul- 
chre, what  praises  of  the  thousand  who  praise  in 
ignorance,  or  of  the  learned  who  praise  from  tra- 
dition, when  they  remember  that  they  subdued 
and  regulated  the  proud  unruly  Pindar,  and 


agitated  with  all  their  passion  the  calm  pure 
breast  of  Cleone ! 

Send  me  the  whole  volume  of  Cleobuline  ; 
transcribe  nothing  more.  To  compensate  you  as 
well  as  I  can,  and  indeed  I  think  the  compensa- 
tion is  not  altogether  an  unfair  one,  here  are  two 
little  pieces  from  Myrtis,  autographs,  from  the 
library  of  Pericles. 

Artemia,  while  Arion  sighs, 
Raising  her  white  and  taper  finger, 
Pretends  to  loose,  yet  makes  to  linger, 

The  ivy  that  o'ershades  her  eyes. 

"  Wait,  or  you  shall  not  have  the  kiss," 
Says  she  ;  but  he,  on  wing  to  pleasure, 
"Are  there  not  other  hours  for  leisure? 

For  love  is  any  hour  like  this  ?  " 

Artemia  !  faintly  thou  respondest, 
As  falsely  deems  that  fiery  youth  ; 
A  God  there  is  who  knows  the  truth, 

A  God  who  tells  me  which  is  fondest. 

Here  is  another,  in  the  same  hand,  a  clear  and 
elegant  one.  Men  may  be  negligent  in  their 
hand- writing,  for  men  may  be  in  a  hurry  about 
the  business  of  life ;  but  I  never  knew  either  a 
sensible  woman  or  an  estimable  one  whose  writing 
was  disorderly. 

Well,  the  verses  are  prettier  than  my  reflection, 
and  equally  true. 

I  will  not  love  ! 

.    These  sounds  have  often 

Burst  from  a  troubled  breast ; 
Rarely  from  one  no  sighs  could  soften, 

Rarely  from  one  at  rest. 

Myrtis  and  Corinna,  like  Anacreon  and  Sappho 
who  preceded  them,  were  temperate  in  the  luxu- 
ries of  poetry.  They  had  enough  to  do  with  one 
feeling ;  they  were  occupied  enough  with  one 
reflection.  They  culled  but  few  grapes  from  the 
bunch,  and  never  dragged  it  across  the  teeth, 
stripping  off  ripe  and  unripe. 


LIII.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

The  verses  of  Myrtis,  which  you  sent  me  last, 
are  somewhat  less  pleasing  to  me  than  those 
others  of  hers  which  I  send  you  in  return.  A 
few  loose  ideas  on  the  subject  (I  know  not  whe- 
ther worth  writing)  occur  to  me  at  this  moment. 
Formerly  we  were  contented  with  schools  of  phi- 
losophy ;  we  now  begin  to  talk  about  schools  of 
poetry.  Is  not  that  absurd  1  There  is  only  one 
school,  the  universe ;  one  only  school  mistress, 
Nature.  Those  who  are  reported  to  be  of  such 
or  such  a  school,  are  of  none ;  they  have  played 
the  truant.  Some  are  more  careful,  some  more 
negligent,  some  bring  many  dishes,  some  fewer, 
some  little  seasoned,  some  highly.  Ground  how- 
ever there  is  for  the  fanciful  appellation.  The 
young  poets  at  Miletus  are  beginning  to  throw 
off  their  allegiance  to  the  established  and  acknow- 
ledged laws  of  Athens,  and  are  weary  of  following 
in  the  train  of  the  graver  who  have  been  crowned. 
The  various  schools,  as  they  call  them,  have 
assumed  distinct  titles  ;  but  the  largest  and  most 


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flourishing  of  all  would  be  discontented,  I  am 
afraid,  with  the  properest  I  could  inscribe  it  with 
the  queer.  We  really  have  at  present  in  our  city 
more  good  poets  than  we  ever  had;  and  the 
queer  might  be  among  the  best  if  they  pleased. 
But  whenever  an  obvious  and  natural  though! 
presents  itself,  they  either  reject  it  for  coming 
without  imagination,  or  they  phrygianize  it  with 
such  biting  and  hot  curling-irons,  that  it  rolls 
itself  up  impenetrably.  They  declare  to  us  that 
pure  and  simple  imagination  is  the  absolute  per- 
fection of  poetry ;  and  if  ever  they  admit  a  sen- 
tence or  reflection,  it  must  be  one  which  requires 
a  whole  day  to  unravel  and  wind  it  smoothly  on 
the  distaff. 

To  me  it  appears  that  poetry  ought  neither  to 
be  all  body  nor  all  soul.  Beautiful  features,  limbs 
compact,  sweetness  of  voice,  and  easiness  of  transi 
tion,  belong  to  the  Deity  who  inspires  and  repre- 
sents it.  We  may  loiter  by  the  stream  and  allay  our 
thirst  as  it  runs,  but  we  should  not  be  forbidden  the 
larger  draught  from  the  deeper  well. 

FROM    JIYRTIS. 

Friends,  whom  she  look'd  at  blandly  from  her  couch 

And  her  white  wrist  above  it,  gem-bedewed, 

Were  arguing  with  Pentheusa  :  she  had  heard 

Report  of  Creon's  death,  whom  years  before 

She  listened  to,  well-pleas'd ;  and  sighs  arose ; 

For  sighs  full  often  fondle  with  reproofs 

And  will  be  fondled  by  them.    When  I  came 

After  the  rest  to  visit  her,  she  said, 

"  Myrtis !  how  kind !    Who  better  knows  than  thou 

The  pangs  of  love '!  and  my  first  love  was  he !" 

Tell  me  (if  ever,  Eros !  are  reveal'd 

Thy  secrets  to  the  earth)  have  they  been  true 

To  any  love  who  speak  about  the  first  ? 

What !  shall  these  holier  lights,  like  twinkling  stars 

In  the  few  hours  assign'd  them,  change  their  place, 

And,  when  comes  ampler  splendour,  disappear  ? 

Idler  I  am,  and  pardon,  not  reply, 

Implore  from  thee,  thus  questioned ;  well  I  know 

Thou  strikest,  like  Olympian  Jove,  but  once. 

LIV.    ASPASIA   TO   C1EONE. 

Lysicles,  a  young  Athenian,  fond  of  travelling, 
has  just  returned  to  us  from  a  voyage  in  Thrace. 
A  love  of  observation,  in  other  words  curiosity, 
,  could  have  been  his  only  motive,  for  he  never  was 
addicted  to  commerce,  nor  disciplined  in  philo- 
sophy ;  and  indeed  were  he  so,  Thrace  is  hardly 
the  country  he  would  have  chosen.  I  believe  he 
is  the  first  that  ever  travelled  with  no  other  inten- 
tion than  to  see  the  cities  and  know  the  manners 
of  barbarians.  He  represents  the  soil  as  extremely 
fertile  in  its  nature,  and  equally  well  cultivated, 
and  the  inhabitants  as  warlike,  hospitable,  and 
courteous.  All  this  is  credible  enough,  and  perhaps 
as  generally  known  as  might  be  expected  of 
regions  so  remote  and  perilous.  But  Lysicles  will 
appear  to  you  to  have  assumed  a  little  more  than 
the  fair  privileges  of  a  traveller,  in  relating  that 
the  people  have  so  imperfect  a  sense  of  religion  as 
to  bury  the  dead  in  the  temples  of  the  Gods,  and 
the  priests  are  so  avaricious  and  shameless  as  to 
claim  money  for  the  permission  of  this  impiety. 
He  told  us  furthermore  that  he  had  seen  a  mag- 


nificent temple,  built  on  somewhat  of  a  Grecian 
model,  in  the  interior  of  which  there  are  many  flat 
marbles  fastened  with  iron  cramps  against  the 
walls,  and  serving  for  monuments.  Continuing 
his  discourse,  he  assured  us  that  these  monuments, 
although  none  are  ancient,  are  of  all  forms  and 
dimensions,  as  if  the  Thracians  were  resolved  to 
waste  and  abolish  the  symmetry  they  had  adopted  ; 
and  that  they  are  inscribed  in  an  obsolete 
language,  so  that  the  people  whom  they  might 
animate  and  instruct,  by  recording  brave  and 
virtuous  actions,  pass  them  carelessly  by,  breaking 
off  now  and  then  a  nose  from  a  conqueror,  and  a 
wing  from  an  agathodemon. 

Thrace  is  governed  by  many  princes.  One  of 
them,  Teres,  an  Odrysan,*  has  gained  great  advan- 
tages in  war.  No  doubt,  this  is  uninteresting  to 
you,  but  it  is  necessary  to  the  course  of  my  narra- 
tion. Will  you  believe  it?  yet  Lysicles  is  both 
intelligent  and  trustworthy,  .-will  you  believe  that, 
at  the  return  of  the  Thracian  prince  to  enjoy  the 
fruits  of  his  victory,  he  ordered  an  architect  to 
build  an  arch  for  himself  and  his  army  to  pass 
under,  on  their  road  into  the  city  1  As  if  a  road,  on 
such  an  occasion,  ought  not  rather  to  be  widened 
than  narrowed  !  If  you  will  not  credit  this  of  a 
barbarian,  who  is  reported  to  be  an  intelligent  and 
prudent  man  in  other  things,  you  will  exclaim,  I 
fear,  against  the  exaggeration  of  Lysicles  and  my 
credulity,  when  I  relate  to  you  on  his  authority 
that,  to  the  same  conqueror,  by  his  command, 
there  has  been  erected  a  column  sixty  cubits  high, 
supporting  his  effigy  in  marble  ! 

Imagine  the  general  of  an  army  standing  upon  a 
column  of  sixty  cubits  to  show  himself!  A  crane 
might  do  it  after  a  victory  over  a  pigmy;  or  it 
might  aptly  represent  the  virtues  of  a  rope-dancer, 
exhibiting  how  little  he  was  subject  to  dizziness. 

I  will  write  no  more  about  it,  for  really  I  am 
beginning  to  think  that  some  pretty  Thracian  has 
given  poor  Lysicles  a  love-potion,  and  that  it  has 
affected  his  brain. 

/ 

LV.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

Never  will  I  believe  that  a  people,  however 
otherwise  ignorant  and  barbarous,  yet  capable  of 
turning  a  regular  arch  and  of  erecting  a  lofty 
column,  can  be  so  stupid  and  absurd  as  you  have 
represented.  What!  bury  dead  bodies  in  the 
temples !  cast  them  out  of  their  own  houses  into 
the  houses  of  the  Gods !  Depend  upon  it,  Aspasia, 
they  were  the  bones  of  victims  ;  and  the  strange 
uncouth  inscriptions  commemorate  votive  offer- 
ings, in  the  language  of  the  priests,  whatever  it 
may  be.  So  far  is.  clear.  Kegarding  the  arch, 
Lysicles  saw  them  removing  it,  and  fancied  they 
were  building  it.  This  mistake  is  really  ludicrous. 
The  column,  you  must  have  perceived  at  once,  was 

*  Teres  not  only  governed  the  larger  part  of  Thrace,  but 
nfluenced  many  of  the  free  and  independent  states  in  that 
country,  and  led  into  the  field  the  Getes,  the  Agrianians, 
;he  Lescans,  and  the  Pceonians.  Sitalces,  son  of  Teres, 
•avaged  all  Macedonia  in  the  reign  of  Terdiccas. 


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erected,  not  to  display  the  victor,  but  to  expose  the 
vanquished.  A  blunder  very  easy  for  an  idle  tra- 
veller to  commit.  Few  of  the  Thracians,  I  conceive, 
even  in  the  interior,  are  so  utterly  ignorant  of 
Grecian  arts,  as  to  raise  a  statue  at  such  a  highth 
above  the  ground  that  the  vision  shall  not  com- 
prehend all  the  features  easily,  and  the  spectator 
see  and  contemplate  the  object  of  his  admiration, 
as  nearly  and  in  the  same  position  as  he  was  used 
to  do  in  the  Agora. 

The  monument  of  the  greatest  man  should  be 
only  a  bust  and  a  name.  If  the  name  alone  is  insuf- 
ficient to  illustrate  the  bust,  let  them  both  perish. 

Enough  about  Thracians ;  enough  about  tombs 
and  monuments.  Two  pretty  Milesians,  Aga- 
pentha  and  Peristera,  who  are  in  love  with  you 
for  loving  me,  are  quite  resolved  to  kiss  your  hand. 
You  must  not  detain  them  long  with  you :  Miletus 
is  not  to  send  all  her  beauty  to  be  kept  at  Athens : 
we  have  no  such  treaty. 

LVI.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

There  is  such  a  concourse  of  philosophers,  all 
anxious  to  show  Alcibiades  the  road  to  Virtue, 
that  I  am  afraid  they  will  completely  block  it  up 
before  him.  Among  the  rest  is  my  old  friend 
Socrates,  who  seems  resolved  to  transfer  to  him 
all  the  philosophy  he  designed  for  me,  with  very 
little  of  that  which  I  presented  to  him  in  return. 

And  Alcibiades,  who  began  with  ridiculing  him, 
now  attends  to  him  with  as  much  fondness  as 
Hyacinthus  did  to  Apollo.  The  graver  and  uglier 
philosophers,  however  they  differ  on  other  points, 
agree  in  these  ;  that  beauty  does  not  reside  in  the 
body,  but  in  the  mind ;  that  philosophers  are  the 
only  true  heroes ;  and  that  heroes  alone  are  en- 
titled to  the  privilege  of  being  implicitly  obeyed 
by  the  beautiful. 

Doubtless  there  may  be  very  fine  pearls  in  very 
uninviting  shells;  but  our  philosophers  never  wade 
knee-deep  into  the  beds,  attracted  rather  to  what 
is  bright  externally. 

LVII.  CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

Alcibiades  ought  not  to  have  captious  or  inqui- 
sitive men  about  him.  I  know  not  what  the 
sophists  are  good  for;  I  only  know  they  are  the 
very  worst  instructors.  Logic,  however  unper- 
verted,  is  not  for  boys ;  argumentation  is  among 
the  most  dangerous  of  early  practices,  and  sends 
away  both  fancy  and  modesty.  The  young  mind 
should  be  nourished  with  simple  and  grateful  food, 
and  not  too  copious.  It  should  be  little  exercised 
until  its  nerves  and  muscles  show  themselves,  and 
even  then  rather  for  air  than  anything  else.  Study 
is  the  bane  of  boyhood,  the  aliment  of  youth,  the 
indulgence  of  manhood,  and  the  restorative  of  age. 

I  am  confident  that  persons  like  you  and  Peri- 
cles see  little  of  these  sharpers  who  play  tricks 
upon  words.  It  is  amusing  to  observe  how  they 
do  it,  once  or  twice.  As  there  are  some  flowers 
which  you  should  smell  but  slightly  to  extract  all 


that  is  pleasant  in  them,  and  which,  if  you  do 
otherwise,  emit  what  is  unpleasant  or  noxious,  so 
there  are  some  men  with  whom  a  slight  acquaint- 
ance is  quite  sufficient  to  draw  out  all  that  is 
agreeable;  a  more  intimate  one  would  be  unsatis- 
factory and  unsafe. 

LVIII.    ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Pericles  rarely  says  he  likes  anything ;  but 
whenever  he  is  pleased,  he  expresses  it  by  his 
countenance,  although  when  he  is  displeased  he 
never  shows  it,  even  by  the  faintest  sign.  It  was 
long  before  I  ventured  to  make  the  observation 
to  him  :  he  replied, 

"  It  would  be  ungrateful  and  ungentle  not  to 
return  my  thanks  for  any  pleasure  imparted  to 
me,  when  a  smile  has  the  power  of  conveying 
them.  I  never  say  that  a  thing  pleases  me  while 
it  is  yet  undone  or  absent,  lest  I  should  give  some- 
body the  trouble  of  performing  or  producing  it. 
As  for  what  is  displeasing,  I  really  am  insensible 
in  general  to  matters  of  this  nature ;  and  when  I 
am  not  so,  I  experience  more  of  satisfaction  in 
subduing  my  feeling  than  I  ever  felt  of  displeasure 
at  the  occurrence  which  excited  it.  Politeness  is 
in  itself  a  power,  and  takes  away  the  weight  and 
galling  from  every  other  we  may  exercise.  I  fore- 
see," he  added,  "that  Alcibiades  will  be  an  elegant 
man,  but  I  apprehend  he  will  never  be  a  polite 
one.  There  is  a  difference,  and  a  greater  than 
we  are  apt  to  perceive  or  imagine.  Alcibiades 
would  win  without  conciliating :  he  would  seize 
and  hold,  but  would  not  acquire.  The  man  who 
is  determined  to  keep  others  fast  and  firm,  must 
have  one  end  of  the  bond  about  his  own  breast, 
sleeping  and  waking." 

LIX.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Agapenthe  and  Peristera,  the  bearers  of  your 
letter,  came  hither  in  safety  and  health,  late  as 
the  season  is  for  navigation.  They  complain  of 
our  cold  climate  in  Athens,  and  shudder  at  the 
sight  of  snow  upon  the  mountains  in  the  horizon. 

Hardly  had  they  been  seen  with  me,  before  the 
housewives  and  sages  were  indignant  at  their 
effrontery.  In  fact,  they  gazed  in  wonder  at  the 
ugliness  of  our  sex  in  Attica,  and  at  the  gravity 
of  philosophers,  of  whom  stories  so  ludicrous  are 
related.  I  do  not  think  I  shall  be  able  to  find 
them  lovers  here.  Peristera  hath  lost  a  little  of 
her  dove-like  faculty  (if  ever  she  had  much)  at 
the  report  which  has  been  raised  about  her  cousin 
and  herself.  Dracontides  was  smitten  at  first 
sight  by  Agapenthe ;  she  however  was  not  at  all 
by  him,  which  is  usually  the  case  when  young 
men  would  warm  us  at  their  fire  before  ours  is 
kindled.  For,  honestly  to  confess  the  truth,  the 
best  of  us  are  more  capricious  than  sensitive,  and 
more  sensitive  than  grateful.  Dracontides  is  not 
indeed  a  man  to  excite  so  delightful  a  feeling. 
He  is  confident  that  Peristera  must  be  the  cause 
of  Agapcnthe's  disinclination  to  him  ;  for  how  is 


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it  possible  that  a  young  girl  of  unperverted  mind 
could  be  indifferent  to  Dracontides  ?  Unable  to 
discover  that  any  sorceress  was  employed  against 
him,  he  turned  his  anger  toward  Peristera,  and 
declared  in  her  presence  that  her  malignity  alone 
could  influence  so  abusively  the  generous  mind  of 
Agapcnthe.  At  my  request  the  playful  girl  con- 
sented to  receive  him.  Seated  upon  an  amphora 
in  the  aviary,  she  was  stroking  the  neck  of  a 
noble  peacock,  while  the  bird  pecked  at  the  ber- 
ries on  a  branch  of  arbutus  in  her  bosom.  Dra- 
contides entered,  conducted  by  Peristera,  who 
desired  her  cousin  to  declare  at  once  whether  it 
was  by  any  malignity  of  hers  that  he  had  hitherto 
failed  to  conciliate  her  regard. 

"  O  the  ill-tempered  frightful  man ! "  cried 
Agapenthe ;  "  does  anybody  that  is  not  malicious 
ever  talk  of  malignity  ? " 

Dracontides  went  away,  calling  upon  the  Gods 
for  justice. 

The  next  morning  a  rumour  ran  through 
Athens,  how  he  had  broken  off  his  intended 
nuptials,  on  the  discovery  that  Aspasia  had  des- 
tined the  two  lonians  to  the  pleasures  of  Pericles. 
Moreover,  he  had  discovered  that  one  of  them, 
he  would  not  say  which,  had  certainly  threads  of 
several  colours  in  her  threadcase,  not  to  mention 
a  lock  of  hair,  whether  of  a  dead  man,  or  no,  might 
by  some  be  doubted;  and  that  the  other  was 
about  to  be  consigned  to  Pyrilampes,  in  exchange 
for  a  peacock  and  sundry  smaller  birds. 

No  question  could  be  entertained  of  the  fact, 
for  the  girls  were  actually  in  the  house,  and  the 
birds  in  the  aviary. 

Agapenthe  declares  she  waits  only  for  the 
spring,  and  will  then  leave  Athens  for  her  dear 
Miletus,  where  she  never  heard  such  an  expression 
as  malignity. 

"0  what  rude  people  the  Athenians  are!" 
said  she, 

LX.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Rather  than  open  my  letter  again,  I  write  another . 

Agapenthe's  heart  is  won  by  Mnasylos :  I  never 
suspected  it. 

On  his  return  out  of  Thessaly  (whither  I  fancy 
he  went  on  purpose)  he  brought  a  cage  of  night- 
ingales. There  are  few  of  them  in  Attica ;  and 
none  being  kept  tame,  none  remain  with  us 
through  the  winter.  Of  the  four  brought  by 
Mnasylos,  one  sings  even  in  this  season  of  the 
year.  Agapenthe  and  Peristera  were  awakened 
in  the  morning  by  the  song  of  a  bird  like  a  night- 
ingale in  the  aviary.  They  went  down  together ; 
and  over  the  door  they  found  these  verses : — 

Maiden  or  youth,  who  standest  here, 
Think  not,  if  haply  we  should  fear 
A  stranger's  voice  or  stranger's  face, 
(Such  is  the  nature  of  our  race) 
That  we  would  gladly  fly  again 
To  gloomy  wood  or  windy  plain. 
Certain  we  are  we  ne'er  should  find 
A  care  so  provident,  so  kind, 
Altho'  by  flight  we  repossest 
The  tenderest  mother's  warmest  nest. 


O  may  you  prove,  as  well  as  we, 
That  even  in  Athens  there  may  be 
A  sweeter  thing  than  liberty. 

"  This  is  surely  the  hand-writing  of  Mnasylos," 
said  Agapenthe. 

"  How  do  you  know  his  hand-writing  ? "  cried 
Peristera. 

A  blush  and  a  kiss,  and  one  gentle  push,  were 
the  answer. 

Mnasylos,  on  hearing  the  sound  of  footsteps, 
had  retreated  behind  a  thicket  of  laurustine  and 
pyracanthus,  in  which  the  aviary  is  situated,  fear- 
ful of  bringing  the  gardener  into  reproof  for 
admitting  him.  However,  his  passion  was  uncon- 
trollable ;  and  Peristera  declares,  although  Aga- 
penthe denies  it,  that  he  caught  a  kiss  upon  each 
of  his  cheeks  by  the  interruption.  Certain  it  is, 
for  they  agree  in  it,  that  he  threw  his  arms  around 
them  both  as  they  were  embracing,  and  implored 
them  to  conceal  the  fault  of  poor  old  Alcon,  "  who 
showed  me,"  said  he,  "more  pity  than  Agapenthe 
will  ever  show  me." 

"  Why  did  you  bring  these  birds  hither  ? "  said 
she,  trying  to  frown. 

"  Because  you  asked,"  replied  he,  "  the  other 
day,  whether  we  had  any  in  Attica,  and  told  me 
you  had  many  at  home." 

She  turned  away  abruptly,  and,  running  up  to 
my  chamber,  would  have  informed  me  why. 

Superfluous  confidence  !  Her  tears  wetted  my 
cheek. 

"  Agapenthe ! "  said  I,  smiling,  "  are  you  sure 
you  have  cried  for  the  last  time,  '  0  what  rude 
people  the  Athenians  are !' " 

LXI.   ASPASIA   TO   PERICLES. 

I  apprehend,  0  Pericles,  not  only  that  I  may 
become  an  object  of  jealousy  and  hatred  to  the 
Athenians,  by  the  notice  you  have  taken  of  me, 
but  that  you  yourself,  which  affects  me  greatly 
more,  may  cease  to  retain  the  whole  of  their 
respect  and  veneration. 

Whether,  to  acquire  a  great  authority  over  the 
people,  some  things  are  not  necessary  to  be  done 
on  which  Virtue  and  Wisdom  are  at  variance,  it 
becomes  not  me  to  argue  or  consider ;  but  let  me 
suggest  the  inquiry  to  you,  whether  he  who  is 
desirous  of  supremacy  should  devote  the  larger 
portion  of  his  time  to  one  person. 

Three  affections  of  the  soul  predominate ;  Love, 
Religion,  and  Power.  The  first  two  are  often 
united ;  the  other  stands  widely  apart  from  them, 
and  neither  is  admitted  nor  seeks  admittance  to 
their  society.  I  wonder  then  how  you  can  love 
so  truly  and  tenderly.  Ought  I  not  rather  to  say 
I  did  wonder  ?  Was  Pisistratus  affectionate  ?  Do 
not  be  angry.  It  is  certainly  the  first  time  a  friend 
has  ever  ventured  to  discover  a  resemblance,  al- 
though you  are  habituated  to  it  from  your  oppo- 
nents. In  these  you  forgive  it ;  do  you  in  me  1 

LXII.   PERICLES   TO   ASPASIA. 

Pisistratus  was  affectionate  :   the  rest  of   his 


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character  you  know  as  well  as  I  do.  You  know 
that  he  was  eloquent,  that  he  was  humane,  that 
he  was  contemplative,  that  he  was  learned ;  that 
he  not  only  was  profuse  to  men  of  genius,  but 
cordial,  and  that  it  was  only  with  such  men  he 
was  familiar  and  intimate.  You  know  that  he 
was  the  greatest,  the  wisest,  the  most  virtuous, 
excepting  Solon  and  Lycurgus,  that  ever  ruled 
any  portion  of  the  human  race.  Is  it  not  happy 
and  glorious  for  mortals,  when,  instead  of  being 
led  by  the  ears  under  the  clumsy  and  violent 
hand  of  vulgar  and  clamorous  adventurers,  a 
Pisistratus  leaves  the  volumes  of  Homer  and  the 
conversation  of  Solon,  for  them  ] 

We  may  be  introduced  to  Power  by  Humanity, 
and  at  first  may  love  her  less  for  her  own  sake 
than  for  Humanity's,  but  by  degrees  we  become 
so  accustomed  to  her  as  to  be  quite  uneasy  without 
her. 

Religion  and  Power,  like  the  Cariatides  in 
sculpture,  never  face  one  another ;  they  sometimes 
look  the  same  way,  but  oftener  stand  back  to 
back. 

We  will  argue  about  them  one  at  a  time,  and 
about  the  other  in  the  triad  too  :  let  me  have  the 
choice. 

LXIII.    ASPASIA   TO   PERICLES. 

We  must  talk  over  again  the  subject  of  your 
letter ;  no,  not  talk,  but  write  about  it. 

I  think,  Pericles,  you  who  are  so  sincere  with 
me,  are  never  quite  sincere  with  others.  You 
have  contracted  this  bad  habitude  from  your  cus- 
tom of  addressing  the  people.  But  among  friends 
and  philosophers,  would  it  not  be  better  to  speak 
exactly  as  we  think,  whether  ingeniously  or  not  ? 
Ingenious  things,  I  am  afraid,  are  never  perfectly 
true  :  however,  I  would  not  exclude  them,  the 
difference  being  wide  between  perfect  truth  and 
violated  truth ;  I  would  not  even  leave  them  in  a 
minority ;  I  would  hear  and  say  as  many  as  may 
be,  letting  them  pass  current  for  what  they  are 
worth.  Anaxagoras  rightly  remarked  that  Love 
always  makes  us  better,  Religion  sometimes, 
Power  never. 

LXIV.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Pericles  was  delighted  with  your  letter  on  edu- 
cation. I  wish  he  were  as  pious  as  you  are ;  oc- 
casionally he  appears  so.  I  attacked  him  on  his 
simulation,  but  it  produced  a  sudden  and  powerful 
effect  on  Alcibiades.  You  will  collect  the  whole 
from  a  summary  of  our  conversation. 

"  So  true,"  said  he,  "  is  the  remark  of  Anaxa- 
goras, that  it  was  worth  my  while  to  controvert 
it.  Did  you  not  observe  the  attention  paid  to  it 
by  young  and  old]  I  was  unwilling  that  the 
graver  part  of  the  company  should  argue  to- 
morrow with  Alcibiades  on  the  nature  of  love,  as 
they  are  apt  to  do,  and  should  persuade  him  that 
he  would  be  the  better  for  it. 

"  On  this  consideration  I  said,  while  you  were 
occupied,  '  0  Anaxagoras !  if  we  of  this  household 
knew  not  how  religious  a  man  you  are,  your  dis- 


course would  in  some  degree  lead  us  to  counte- 
nance the  suspicion  of  your  enemies.  Religion  is 
never  too  little  for  us ;  it  satisfies  all  the  desires 
of  the  soul.  Love  is  but  an  atom  of  it,  consuming 
and  consumed  by  the  stubble  on  which  it  falls. 
But  when  it  rests  upon  the  Gods,  it  partakes  of 
their  nature,  in  its  essence  pure  and  eternal.  Like 
the  ocean,  Love  embraces  the  earth ;  and  by  Love, 
as  by  the  ocean,  whatever  is  sordid  and  unsound 
is  borne  away.' 

"  '  Love  indeed  works  great  marvels,'  said 
Anaxagoras,  '  but  I  doubt  whether  the  ocean,  in 
such  removals,  may  not  peradventure  be  the  more 
active  of  the  two.' 

"  '  Acknowledge  at  least,'  said  I,  '  that  the 
flame  of  Love  purifies  the  temple  it  burns  in.' 

"  '  Only  when  first  lighted,'  said  Anaxagoras. 
'  Generally  the  beat  is  either  spent  or  stifling 
soon  afterward ;  and  the  torch,  when  it  is  ex- 
tinguished, leaves  an  odour  very  different  from 
myrrh  and  frankincense.' 

"  I  think,  Aspasia,  you  entered  while  he  was 
speaking  these  words." 

He  had  turned  the  stream.  Pericles  then 
proceeded. 

"  Something  of  power,"  said  he,  "  hath  been 
consigned  to  me  by  the  favour  and  indulgence  of 
the  Athenians.  I  do  not  dissemble  that  I  was 
anxious  to  obtain  it ;  I  do  not  dissemble  that  my 
vows  and  supplications  for  the  prosperity  of  the 
country  were  unremitted.  It  pleased  the  Gods  to 
turn  toward  me  the  eyes  of  my  fellow-citizens,  but 
had  they  not  blessed  me  with  religion  they  never 
would  have  blessed  me  with  power,  better  and 
more  truly  called  an  influence  on  their  hearts  and 
their  reason,  a  high  and  secure  place  in  the  acro- 
polis of  their  affections.  Yes,  Anaxagoras  !  yes, 
Meton !  I  do  say,  had  they  not  blessed  me  with 
it ;  for,  in  order  to  obtain  it,  I  was  obliged  to 
place  a  daily  and  a  nightly  watch  over  my  thoughts 
and  actions.  In  proportion  as  authority  was  con- 
signed to  me,  I  found  it  both  expedient  and  easy 
to  grow  better,  time  not  being  left  me  for  seden- 
tary occupations  or  frivolous  pursuits,  and  every 
desire  being  drawn  on  and  absorbed  in  that  mighty 
and  interminable,  that  rushing,  renovating,  and 
purifying  one,  which  comprehends  our  country. 
If  any  young  man  would  win  to  himself  the  hearts 
of  the  wise  and  brave,  and  is  ambitious  of  being 
the  guide  and  leader  of  them,  let  him  be  assured 
that  his  virtue  will  give  him  power,  and  power 
will  consolidate  and  maintain  his  virtue.  Let 
him  never  then  squander  away  the  inestimable 
hours  of  youth  in  tangled  and  trifling  disquisitions, 
with  such  as  perhaps  have  an  interest  in  pervert- 
ing or  unsettling  his  opinions,  and  who  speculate 
into  his  sleeping  thoughts  and  dandle  his  nascent 
passions.  But  let  him  start  from  them  with  ala- 
crity, and  walk  forth  with  firmness ;  let  him  early 
take  an  interest  in  the  business  and  concerns  of 
men ;  and  let  him,  as  he  goes  along,  look  stead- 
fastly at  the  images  of  those  who  have  benefited 
his  country,  and  make  with  himself  a  solemn 
compact  to  stand  hereafter  among  them." 


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I  had  heard  the  greater  part  of  this  already,  all 
but  the  commencement.  At  the  conclusion  Al- 
cibiades  left  the  room ;  I  feared  he  was  conscious 
that  something  in  it  was  too  closely  applicable  to 
him.  How  I  rejoiced  when  I  saw  him  enter 
again,  with  a  helmet  like  Pallas's  on  his  head,  a 
spear  in  his  hand,  crying,  "  To  Sparta,  boys !  to 
Sparta ! " 

Pericles  whispered  to  me,  but  in  a  voice  audible 
to  those  who  sate  farther  off,  "  Alcibiades,  I  trust, 
is  destined  to  abolish  the  influence  and  subvert 
the  power  of  that  restless  and  troublesome  rival." 

LXV.    ASPASIA   TO    PERICLES. 

I  disbelieve,  0  Pericles,  that  it  is  good  for  us, 
that  it  is  good  for  men,  women,  or  nations,  to  be 
without  a  rival. 

Acquit  me  now  of  any  desire  that,  in  your  gene- 
rosity, you  should  resolve  on  presenting  me  with 
such  a  treasure,  for  I  am  without  the  ability  of 
returning  it.  But  have  you  never  observed  how 
many  graces  of  person  and  demeanour  we  women 
are  anxious  to  display,  in  order  to  humble  a  rival, 
which  we  were  unconscious  of  possessing  until 
opposite  charms  provoked  them  ? 

Sparta  can  only  be  humbled  by  the  prosperity 
and  liberality  of  Athens.  She  was  ever  jealous 
and  selfish ;  Athens  has  been  too  often  so.  It  is 
only  by  forbearance  toward  dependent  states,  and 
by  kindness  toward  the  weaker,  that  her  power 
can  long  preponderate.  Strong  attachments  are 
strong  allies.  This  truth  is  so  clear  as  to  be 
colourless,  and  I  should  fear  that  you  would  cen- 
sure me  for  writing  what  almost  a  child  might 
have  spoken,  were  I  ignorant  that  its  importance 
hath  made  little  impression  on  the  breasts  of 
statesmen. 

I  admire  your  wisdom  in  resolving  to  increase 
no  farther  the  domains  of  Attica ;  to  surround 
her  with  the  outworks  of  islands,  and  more  closely 
with  small  independent  communities.  It  is  only 
from  such  as  these  that  Virtue  can  come  forward 
neither  hurt  nor  heated  ;  the  crowd  is  too  dense 
for  her  in  larger.  But  what  is  mostly  our  con- 
sideration, it  is  only  such  as  these  that  are  sen- 
sible of  benefits.  They  cling  to  you  afHictedly  in 
your  danger;  the  greater  look  on  with  folded 
arms,  nod  knowingly,  cry  sad  work  !  when  you 
are  worsted,  and  turn  their  backs  on  you  when 
you  are  fallen. 

LXVI.    PERICLES   TO   ASPASIA. 

There  are  things,  Aspasia,  beyond  the  art  of 
Phidias.  He  may  represent  Love  leaning  upon 
his  bow  and  listening  to  Philosophy ;  but  not  for 
hours  together  :  he  may  represent  Love,  while  he 
is  giving  her  a  kiss  for  her  lesson,  tying  her  arms 
behind  her  :  loosing  them  again  must  be  upon 
another  marble.. 

LXVII.    ASPASIA    TO    CLEONE. 

The  philosophers  are  less  talkative  in  our  con- 
versations, now  Alcibiades  hath  given  up  his  mind 


to  mathematics  and  strategy,  and  seldom  comes 
among  them 

Pericles  told  me  they  will  not  pour  out  the 
rose-water  for  their  beards,  unless  into  a  Co- 
rinthian or  golden  vase. 

"  But  take  care,"  added  he,  "  to  offend  no  phi- 
losopher of  any  sect  whatever.  Indeed  to  offend 
any  person  is  the  next  foolish  thing  to  being 
offended.  I  never  do  it,  unless  when  it  is  requisite 
to  discredit  somebody  who  might  otherwise  have 
the  influence  to  diminish  my  estimation.  Polite- 
ness is  not  always  a  sign  of  wisdom;  but  the 
want  of  it  always  leaves  room  for  a  suspicion  of 
folly,  if  folly  and  imprudence  are  the  same.  I 
have  scarcely  had  time  to  think  of  any  blessings 
that  entered  my  house  with  you,  beyond  those 
which  encompass  myself ;  yet  it  can  not  but  be 
obvious  that  Alcibiades  hath  now  an  opportunity 
of  improving  his  manners,  such  as  even  the 
society  of  scholastic  men  will  never  counter- 
vail. This  is  a  high  advantage  on  all  occasions, 
particularly  in  embassies.  Well-bred  men  re- 
quire it,  and  let  it  pass :  the  ill-bred  catch  at  it 
greedily ;  as  fishes  are  attracted  from  the  mud, 
and  netted,  by  the  shine  of  flowers  and  shells." 

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LXVIII.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

At  last  I  have  heard  him  speak  in  public. 

Apollo  may  shake  the  rocks  of  Delphi,  and 
may  turn  the  pious  pale ;  my  Pericles  rises  with 
serenity ;  his  voice  hath  at  once  left  his  lips  and 
entered  the  heart  of  Athens.  The  violent  and 
desperate  tremble  in  every  hostile  city ;  a  thun- 
derbolt seems  to  have  split  in  the  centre,  and  to 
have  scattered  its  sacred  fire  unto  the  whole  cir- 
cumference of  Greece. 

The  greatest  of  prodigies  are  the  prodigies  of  a 
mortal ;  they  are  indeed  the  only  ones  :  with  the 
Gods  there  are  none. 

Alas  !  alas !  the  eloquence  and  the  wisdom,  the 
courage  and  the  constancy  of  my  Pericles,  must 
have  their  end ;  and  the  glorious  shrine,  wherein 
they  stand  pre-eminent,  must  one  day  drop  into 
the  deformity  of  death  ! 

0  Aspasia !   of  the  tears    thou  art  shedding, 
tears  of  pride,  tears  of  fondness,  are  there  none 
(in  those  many)  for  thyself?    Yes ;  whatever  was 
attributed  to  thee  of  grace  or  beauty,  so  valuable 
for  his  sake  whose  partiality  assigned   them  to 
thee,  must  go  first,  and  all  that  he  loses  is  a  loss 
to  thee !   Weep  then  on. 

LXIX.  PERICLES  TO  ASPASIA. 

Do  you  love  me  ?  do  you  love  me  ?  Stay, 
reason  upon  it,  sweet  Aspasia !  doubt,  hesitate, 
question,  drop  it,  take  it  up  again,  provide,  raise 
obstacles,  reply  indirectly.  Oracles  are  sacred, 
and  there  is  a  pride  in  being  a  diviner. 

LXX.    ASPASIA   TO    PERICLES. 

1  will  do  none  of  those  things  you  tell  me  to 


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do ;  but  I  will  say  something  you  forgot  to  say, 
about  the  insufficiency  of  Phidias. 

He  may  represent  a  hero  with  unbent  brows, 
a  sage  with  the  lyre  of  Poetry  in  his  hand,  Am- 
bition with  her  face  half-averted  from  the  City, 
but  he  cannot  represent,  in  the  same  sculpture, 
at  the  same  distance,  Aphrodite  higher  than 
Pallas.  He  would  be  derided  if  he  did ;  and  a 
great  man  can  never  do  that  for  which  a  little 
man  may  deride  him. 

I  shall  love  you  even  more  than  I  do,  if  you 
will  love  yourself  more  than  me.  Did  ever  lover 
talk  so  ?  Pray  tell  me,  for  I  have  forgotten  all 
they  ever  talked  about.  But,  Pericles  !  Pericles  ! 
be  careful  to  lose  nothing  of  your  glory,  or  you 
lose  all  that  can  be  lost  of  me ;  my  pride,  my 
happiness,  my  content;  everything  but  my  poor 
weak  love.  Keep  glory  then  for  my  sake ! 

LXXI.   ASPASIA   TO    CLEONE. 

I  am  not  quite  certain  that  you  are  correct  in 
your  decision,  on  the  propriety  of  sculpturing  the 
statues  of  our  deities  from  one  sole  material. 
Those  however  of  mortals  and  nymphs  and 
genii  should  be  marble,  and  marble  only.  But 
you  will  pardon  a  doubt,  a  long  doubt,  a  doubt 
for  the  chin  to  rest  upon  in  the  palm  of  the  hand, 
when  Cleone  thinks  one  thing  and  Phidias 
another.  I  debated  with  Pericles  on  the  subject. 

"  In  my  opinion,"  said  he,  "no  material  for  sta- 
tuary is  so  beautiful  as  marble ;  and,  far  from 
allowing  that  two  or  more  materials  should  com- 
pose one  statue,  I  would  not  willingly  see  an 
interruption  made  in  the  figure  of  a  god  or  god- 
dess, even  by  the  folds  of  drapery.  I  would  ven- 
ture to  take  the  cestus  from  Venus,  distinguishing 
her  merely  by  her  own  peculiar  beauty.  But  in 
the  representations  of  the  more  awful  Powers, 
who  are  to  be  venerated  and  worshipped  as  the 
patrons  and  protectors  of  cities,  we  must  take 
into  account  the  notions  of  the  people.  In  their 
estimate,  gold  and  ivory  give  splendour  and 
dignity  to  the  Gods  themselves,  and  our  wealth 
displays  their  power  !  Beside  .  .  but  bring  your 
ear  closer  .  .  when  they  will  not  indulge  us  with 
their  favour,  we  may  borrow  their  cloaks  and 
ornaments,  and  restore  them  when  they  have 
recovered  their  temper." 

LXXII.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

After  I  had  written  to  you,  we  renewed  our 
conversation  on  the  same  subject.  I  inquired  of 
Pericles  whether  he  thought  the  appellation  of 
golden  was  applied  to  Venus  for  her  precious  gifts, 
or  for  some  other  reason.  His  answer  was : 

"  Small  statues  of  Venus  are  more  numerous 
than  of  any  other  deity ;  and  the  first  that  were 
gilt  in  Greece,  I  believe,  were  hers.  She  is  wor- 
shipped, you  know,  not  only  as  the  goddess  of 
beauty,  but  likewise  as  the  goddess  of  fortune. 
In  the  former  capacity  we  are  her  rapturous 
adorers  for  five  years  perhaps ;  in  the  latter  we 


persevere  for  life.  Many  carry  her  image  with 
them  on  their  journeys,  and  there  is  scarcely  a 
house  in  any  part  of  Greece  wherein  it  is  not  a 
principal  ornament." 

I  remarked  to  him  that  Apollo,  from  the  colour 
of  his  hair  and  the  radiance  of  his  countenance, 
would  be  more  appropriately  represented  in  gold, 
and  yet  that  the  poets  were  unmindful  to  call  him 
the  golden. 

"They  never  found  him  so,"  said  he;  "but 
Venus  often  smiles  upon  them  in  one  department. 
Little  images  of  her  are  often  of  solid  gold,  and 
are  placed  on  the  breast  or  under  the  pillow. 
Other  deities  are  seldom  of  such  diminutive  size 
or  such  precious  materials.  It  is  only  of  late  that 
they  have  even  borne  the  semblance  of  them. 
The  Egyptians,  the  inventors  of  all  durable 
colours,  and  indeed  of  everything  else  that  is 
durable  in  the  arts,  devised  the  means  of  invest- 
ing other  metals  with  dissolved  gold  ;  the  Phoe- 
nicians, barbarous  and  indifferent  to  elegance  and 
refinement,  could  only  cover  them  with  lamular 
incrustations.  ,  By  improving  the  inventions  of 
Egypt,  bronze,  odious  in  its  own  proper  colour 
for  the  human  figure,  and  more  odious  for  Di- 
vinities, assumes  a  splendour  and  majesty  which 
almost  compensate  for  marble  itself." 

"  Metal,"  said  I,  "  has  the  advantage  in  du- 
rability." 

"  Surely  not,"  answered  he ;  "  and  it  is  more 
exposed  to  invasion  and  avarice.  But  either  of 
them,  under  cover,  may  endure  many  thousand 
years,  I  apprehend,  and  without  corrosion.  The 
temples  of  Egypt,  which  have  remained  two 
thousand,  are  fresh  at  this  hour  as  when  they 
were  first  erected ;  and  all  the  violence  of  Cam- 
byses  and  his  army,  bent  on  effacing  the  images, 
has  done  little  more  harm,  if  you  look  at  them 
from  a  short  distance,  than  a  single  fly  would  do 
in  a  summer  day,  on  a  statue  of  Pentelican 
marble.  The  Egyptians  have  laboured  more  to 
commemorate  the  weaknesses  of  man  than  the 
Grecians  to  attest  his  energies.  This  however 
must  be  conceded  to  the  Egyptians ;  that  they 
are  the  only  people  on  earth  to  whom  destruction 
has  not  been  the  first  love  and  principal  occupa- 
tion. The  works  of  their  hands  will  outlive  the 
works  of  their  intellect :  here  at  least  I  glory  in 
the  sure  hope  that  we  shall  differ  from  them. 
Judgment  and  perception  of  the  true  and  beau- 
tiful will  never  allow  our  statuaries  to  represent 
the  human  countenance,  as  they  have  done,  in 
granite,  and  porphyry,  and  basalt.  Their  statues 
have  resisted  Time  and  War ;  ours  will  vanquish 
Envy  and  Malice. 

"  Sculpture  has  made  great  advances  in  my 
time ;  Painting  still  greater :  for  until  the  last 
forty  years  it  was  inelegant  and  rude.  Sculpture 
can  go  no  farther ;  Painting  can :  she  may  add 
scenery  and  climate  to  her  forms.  She  may  give 
to  Philoctetes,  not  only  the  wing  of  the  sea-bird 
wherewith  he  cools  the  throbbing  of  his  wound  ; 
not  only  the  bow  and  the  quiver  at  his  feet,  but 
likewise  the  gloomy  rocks,  the  Vulcanian  vaults, 


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PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


and  the  distant  fires  of  Lemnos,  the  fierce  in- 
habitants subdued  by  pity,  the  remorseless  be- 
trayer, and  the  various  emotions  of  his  retiring 
friends.  Her  reign  is  boundless,  but  the  fairer 
and  the  richer  part  of  her  dominions  lies  within 
the  Odyssea.  Painting  by  degrees  will  perceive 
her  advantages  over  Sculpture ;  but  if  there  are 
paces  between  Sculpture  and  Painting,  there  are 
parasangs  between  Painting  and  Poetry.  The 
difference  is  that  of  a  lake  confined  by  moun- 
tains, and  a  river  running  on  through  all  the 
varieties  of  scenery,  perpetual  and  unimpeded. 
Sculpture  and  Painting  are  moments  of  life ; 
Poetry  is  life  itself,  and  everything  around  it  and 
above  it. 

"  But  let  us  turn  back  again  to  the  position 
we  set  out  from,  and  offer  due  reverence  to  the 
truest  diviners  of  the  Gods.  Phidias  in  ten  days 
is  capable  of  producing  what  would  outlive  ten 
thousand  years,  if  man  were  not  resolved  to  be 
the  subverter  of  man's  glory.  The  Gods  them- 
selves will  vanish  away  before  their  images." 

0  Cleone !  this  is  painful  to  hear.  I  wish 
Pericles,  and  I  too,  were  somewhat  more  religious : 
it  is  so  sweet  and  graceful. 


LXXIII.    CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

She,  0  Aspasia,  who  wishes  to  be  more  religi 
ous,  hath  much  religion,  although  the  volatility  of 
her  imagination  and  the  velocity  of  her  pursuits 
do  not  permit  her  to  settle  fixedly  on  the  object 
of  it.  How  could  I  have  ever  loved  you  so,  if  I 
believed  the  Gods  would  disapprove  of  my  attach- 
ment, as  they  certainly  would  if  you  underrated 
their  power  and  goodness  !  They  take  especial 
care  both  to  punish  the  unbeliever,  and  to  strike 
with  awe  the  witnesses  of  unbelief.  I  accompanied 
my  father,  not  long  since,  to  the  temple  of  Apollo; 
and  when  we  had  performed  the  usual  rites  of  our 
devotion,  there  came  up  to  us  a  young  man  of 
somewhat  pleasing  aspect,  with  whose  family  ours 
was  anciently  on  terms  of  intimacy.  After  my 
father  had  made  the  customary  inquiries,  he  con- 
versed with  us  about  his  travels.  He  had  just 
left  Ephesus,  and  said  he  had  spent  the  morning  in 
a  comparison  between  Diana's  temple  and  Apollo's. 
He  told  us  that  they  are  similar  in  design ;  but 
that  the  Ephesian  Goddess  is  an  ugly  lump  of 
dark-coloured  stone  ;  while  our  Apollo  is  of  such 
transcendent  beauty  that,  on  first  beholding  him, 
he  wondered  any  other  God  had  a  worshipper. 
My  father  was  transported  with  joy  at  such  a 
declaration. 

"  Give  up  the  others,"  said  he  ;  "  worship  here, 
and  rely  on  prosperity." 

"  Were  I  myself  to  select,"  answered  he,  "  any 
deity  in  preference  to  the  rest,  it  should  not  be 
an  irascible,  or  vindictive,  or  unjust  one." 

"  Surely  not,"  cried  my  father  .  .  "it  should  be 
Apollo  ;  and  &ur  Apollo  !  What  has  Diana  done 
for  any  man,  or  any  woman?  I  speak  submissively 
.  .  with  all  reverence  .  .  I  do  not  question." 

The  young  man  answered,  "  I  will  forbear  to 


say  a  word  about  Diana,  having  been  educated  in 
great  fear  of  her :  but  surely  the  treatment  of 
Marsyas  by  Apollo  was  bordering  on  severity." 

"  Not  a  whit,"  cried  my  father,  "  if  under- 
stood rightly." 

"  His  assent  to  the  request  of  Phaeton,"  con- 
tinued the  young  man,  "  knowing  (as  he  did)  the 
consequences,  seems  a  little  deficient  in  that  fore- 
sight which  belongs  peculiarly  to  the  God  of 
prophecy." 

My  father  left  me  abruptly,  ran  to  the  font, 
and  sprinkled  first  himself,  then  me,  lastly  the 
guest,  with  lustral  water. 

"  We  mortals,"  continued  he  gravely,  "  should 
not  presume  to  argue  on  the  Gods  after  our  own 
inferior  nature  and  limited  capacities.  What  ap- 
pears to  have  been  cruel  might  have  been  most 
kindly  provident." 

"  The  reasoning  is  conclusive,"  said  the  youth ; 
"  you  have  caught  by  the  hand  a  benighted  and 
wandering  dreamer,  and  led  him  from  the  brink 
of  a  precipice.  I  see  nothing  left  now  on  the 
road-side  but  the  skin  of  Marsyas,  and  it  would 
be  folly  to  start  or  flinch  at  it." 

My  father  had  a  slight  suspicion  of  his  sin- 
cerity, and  did  not  invite  him  to  the  house.  He 
has  attempted  to  come,  more  than  once,  evidently 
with  an  earnest  desire  to  explore  the  truth.  Se- 
veral days  together  he  has  been  seen  on  the  very 
spot  where  he  made  the  confession  to  my  father, 
in  deep  thought,  and,  as  we  hope,  under  the  in- 
fluence of  the  Deity. 

I  forgot  to  tell  you  that  this  young  person  is 
Thraseas,  son  of  Phormio,  the  Coan. 


LXXIV.   ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

If  ever  there  was  a  youth  whose  devotion  was 
ardent,  and  whose  face  (I  venture  to  say,  although 
I  never  saw  it)  was  prefigured  for  the  offices  of 
adoration,  I  suspect  it  must  be  Thraseas,  son  of 
Phormio,  the  Coan. 

Happy  the  man  who,  when  every  thought  else 
is  dismissed,  comes  last  and  alone  into  the  warm 
and  secret  foldings  of  a  letter ! 


LXXV.   ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Alcibiades  entered  the  library  one  day  when  I 
was  writing  out  some  verses.  He  discovered 
what  I  was  about,  by  my  hurry  in  attempting  to 
conceal  them. 

"  Alcibiades  !"  said  I  "we  do  not  like  to  be  de- 
tected in  anything  so  wicked  as  poetry.  Some 
day  or  other  I  shall  perhaps  have  my  revenge, 
and  catch  you  committing  the  same  sin  with  more 
pertinacity." 

"  Do  you  fancy,"  said  he,  "  that  I  can  not  write 
a'verse  or  two,  if  I  set  my  heart  upon  it  ]" 

"  No,"  replied  I,  "  but  I  doubt  whether  your 
heart,  in  its  lightness  and  volubility,  would  not 
roll  off  so  slippery  a  plinth.  We  remember  your 
poetical  talents,  displayed  in  all  their  brightness 
on  poor  Socrates." 


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"  Do  not  laugh  at  Socrates,"  said  he.  "  The 
man  is  by  no  means  such  a  quibbler  and  impostor 
as  some  of  his  disciples  would  represent  him, 
making  him  drag  along  no  easy  mule-load,  by 
Hercules  !  no  summer  robe,  no  every-day  vesture, 
no  nurse  of  an  after-dinner  nap,  but  a  trailing, 
troublesome,  intricate  piece  of  sophistry,  inter- 
woven with  flowers  and  sphynxes,  stolen  from  an 
Egyptian  temple,  with  dust  enough  in  it  to  blind 
all  the  crocodiles  as  far  as  to  the  cataracts,  and  to 
dry  up  the  Nile  at  its  highest  overflow.  He  is 
rather  fond  of  strangling  an  unwary  interloper 
with  a  string  of  questions,  of  which  it  is  difficult 
to  see  the  length  or  the  knots,  until  the  two  ends 
are  about  the  throat ;  but  he  lets  him  off  easily 
when  he  has  fairly  set  his  mark  on  him.  Anaxa- 
goras  tells  me  that  there  is  not  a  school  in  Athens 
where  the  scholars  are  so  jealous  and  malicious, 
while  he  himself  is  totally  exempt  from  those 
worst  and  most  unphilosophical  of  passions ;  that 
the  parasitical  weed  grew  up  together  with  their 
very  root,  and  soon  overtopped  the  plant,  but  that 
it  only  hangs  to  his  railing.  NowAnaxagoras  envies 
nobody,  and  only  perplexes  us  by  the  admiration 
of  his  generosity,  modesty,  and  wisdom. 

"  I  did  not  come  hitherto  disturb  you,  Aspasia! 
and  will  retire  when  I  have  given  you  satisfaction, 
or  revenge;  this,  I  think,  is  the  word.  Not  i"only 
have  I  written  verses,  and,  as  you  may  well  sup- 
pose, long  after  those  upon  the  son  of  Sophro- 
niscos,  but  verses  upon  love." 

"  Are  we  none  of  us  in  the  secret!"  said  I. 

"  You  shall  be,"  said  he  ;  "  attend  and  pity." 

I  must  have  turned  pale,  I  think,  for  I  shud- 
dered. He  repeated  these,  and  relieved  me. 

I  love  to  look  on  lovely  eyes, 

And  do  not  shun  the  sound  of  sighs, 

If  they  are  level  with  the  ear ; 
But  if  they  rise  just  o'er  my  chin, 
O  Venus !  how  I  hate  their  din  ! 

My  own  I  am  too  weak  to  bear. 

IXXVr.   CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

Do  you  remember  little  Artemidora,  the  mild 
and  bashful  girl,  whom  you  compared  to  a  white 
blossom  on  the  river,  surrounded  by  innumerable 
slender  reeds,  and  seen  only  at  intervals  as  they 
waved  about  her,  making  way  to  the  breeze,  and 
quivering  and  bending  1  Not  having  seen  her  for 
some  time,  and  meeting  Deiphobos  who  is  inti- 
mate with  her  family,  I  ventured  to  ask  him  whe- 
ther he  had  been  lately  at  the  house.  He  turned 
pale.  Imprudent  and  indelicate  as  I  am,  I  accused 
him  instantly,  with  much  gaiety,  of  love  for  her. 
Accused  !  0  Aspasia,  how  glorious  is  it  in  one  to 
feel  more  sensibly  than  all  others  the  beauty  that 
lies  far  beyond  what  they  ever  can  discern  !  From 
their  earthly  station  they  behold  the  Sun's  bright 
disk :  he  enters  the  palace  of  the  God.  Exter- 
nally there  is  fire  only :  pure  inextinguishable 
aether  fills  the  whole  space  within,  and  increases 
the  beauty  it  displays. 

"  Cleone !"  said  he,  "  you  are  distressed  at  the 
apprehension  of  having  pained  me.  Believe  me, 


you  have  not  touched  the  part  where  pain  lies. 
Were  it  possible  that  a  creature  so  perfect  could 
love  me,  I  would  reprove  her  indiscretion;  I 
would  recall  to  her  attention  what  surely  her  eyes 
might  indicate  at  a  glance,  the  disparity  of  our 
ages ;  and  I  would  teach  her,  what  is  better  taught 
by  friendship  than  by  experience,  that  youth  alone 
is  the  fair  price  of  youth.  However,  since  there  is 
on  either  side  nothing  but  pure  amity,  there  is  no 
necessity  for  any  such  discourse.  My  soul  could 
hardly  be  more  troubled  if  there  were.  Her 
health  is  declining  while  her  beauty  is  scarcely 
yet  at  its  meridian.  I  will  not  delay  you,  0 
Cleone !  nor  will  you  delay  me.  Earely  do  I  enter 
the  temples ;  but  I  must  enter  here  before  I  sleep. 
Artemis  and  Aphrodite  may  perhaps  hear  me  : 
but  I  entreat  you,  do  you  also,  who  are  more  pious 
than  I  am,  pray  and  implore  of  their  divine 
goodness,  that  my  few  years]  may  be  added  to 
hers ;  the  few  to  them  any,  the  sorrowful  (not 
then  so)  to  the  joyous." 

He  clasped  my  hand  :  I  withdrew  it,  for  it  burnt 
me.  Inconsiderate  and  indelicate  before,  call  me 
now  (what  you  must  ever  think  me)  barbarous 
and  inhuman. 

LXXVII.    ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

The  largest  heart,  0  Cleone,  is  that  which  only 
one  can  rest  upon  or  impress  ;  the  purest  is  that 
which  dares  to  call  itself  impure ;  the  kindest'  is 
that  which  shrinks  rather  at  its  own  inhumanity 
than  at  another's.  Cleone  barbarous  !  Cleone  in- 
human !  Silly  girl !  you  are  fit  only  to  be  an 
instructress  to  the  sillier  Aspasia.  In  some  things 
(in  this  for  instance)  I  am  wiser  than  you.  I  have 
truly  a  great  mind  to  make  you  blush  again,  and  so 
make  you  accuse  yourself  a  second  time  of  indiscre- 
tion. After  a  pause,  I  am  resolved  on  it.  Now  then. 
Artemidora  is  the  very  girl  who  preferred  you  to 
me  both  for  manners  and  beauty.  Many  have 
done  the  same,  no  doubt,  but  she  alone  to  my 
face.  When  we  were  sitting,  one  evening  in  au- 
tumn, with  our  feet  in  the  Maeander,  her  nurse 
conducted  her  toward  us.  We  invited  her  to  sit 
down  between  us,  which  at  first  she  was  afraid  of 
doing,  because  the  herbage  had  recovered  from 
the  drought  of  summer  and  had  become  succulent 
as  in  spring,  so  that  it  might  stain  her  short  white 
dress.  But  when  we  showed  her  how  this  danger 
might  be  quite  avoided,  she  blushed,  and,  after 
some  hesitation,  was  seated.  Before  long,  I  in- 
quired of  her  who  was  her  little  friend,  and  whe- 
ther he  was  handsome,  and  whether  he  was  sen- 
sible, and  whether  he  was  courageous,  and  whe- 
ther he  was  ardent.  She  answered  all  these  ques- 
tions in  the  affirmative,  excepting  the  last,  which 
she  really  did  not  understand.  At  length  came 
the  twilight  of  thought  and  showed  her  blushes. 
I  ceased  to  persecute  her,  and  only  asked  her 
which  of  us  she  liked  the  best  and  thought  the 
most  beautiful.  "  I  like  Cleone  the  best,"  said 
she,  "  and  think  her  the  most  beautiful,  because 
she  took  my  hand  and  pitied  my  confusion  when 
such  very  strange  questions  were  put  to  me." 


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PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


However,  she  kissed  me  when  she  saw  I  was  con- 
cerned at  my  impropriety  :  may-be  a  part  of  the 
kiss  was  given  as  a  compensation  for  the  severity 
of  her  sentence. 

LXXVIII.    ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

We  are  but  pebbles  in  a  gravel  walk, 
Some  blacker  and  some  whiter,  pebbles  still, 
Fit  only  to  be  trodden  on. 

These  words  were  introduced  into  a  comedy 
lately  written  by  Polus,  a  remarkably  fat  person 
and  who  appears  to  have  enjoyed  life  and  liberty 
as  much  as  any  citizen  in  Athens.  I  happen  to 
have  rendered  some  services  to  Philonides  the 
actor,  to  whom  the  speech  is  addressed.  He  brought 
me  the  piece  before  its  representation,  telling  me 
that  Polus  and  his  friends  had  resolved  to  ap- 
plaud the  passage,  and  to  turn  their  faces  toward 
Pericles.  I  made  him  a  little  present,  on  condi- 
tion that,  in  the  representation,  he  should  repeat 
the  following  verses  in  reply,  instead  of  the  poet's. 

Fair  Polus ! 

Can  such  fierce  winds  blow  over  such  smooth  seas ! 

I  never  saw  a  pebble  in  my  life 

So  richly  set  as  thou  art  :  now,  by  Jove, 

He  who  would  tread  upon  thee  can  be  none 

Except  the  proudest  of  the  elephants, 

The  tallest  and  the  surest-footed  beast 

In  all  the  stables  of  the  kings  of  Ind. 

The  comedy  was  interrupted  by  roars  of  laugh- 
ter :  the  friends  of  Polus  slunk  away,  and  he 
himself  made  many  a  violent  effort  to  do  the 
same;  but  Amphicydes,  who  stood  next,  threw 
his  arms  round  his  neck,  crying, 

"  Behold  another  Codrus  !  devoting  himself  for 
his  country.  The  infernal  Powers  require  no  black 
bull  for  sacrifice  ;  they  are  quite  satisfied.  Eter- 
nal peace  with  Boaotia !  eternal  praise  to  her !  what 
a  present !  where  was  he  fatted  ?" 

We  had  invited  Polus  to  dine  with  us,  and  now 
condoled  with  him  on  his  loss  of  appetite.  The 
people  of  Athens  were  quite  out  of  favour  with  him. 

"  I  told  them  what  they  were  fit  for,"  cried  he, 
"and  they  proved  it.  Amphicydes  .  .  I  do  not 
say  he  has  been  at  Sparta  .  .  I  myself  saw  him,  no 
long  time  ago,  on  the  road  that  leads  to  Megara . . 
that  city  rebelled  soon  after.  His  wife  died  strangely: 
she  had  not  been  married  two  years,  and  had 
grown  ugly  and  thin  :  he  might  have  used  her  for 
a  broom  if  she  had  hair  enough . .  perhaps  he  did ; 
odd  noises  have  been  heard  in  the  house.  I  have 
no  suspicion  or  spite  against  any  man  living . . 
and,  praise  to  the  Gods  !  I  can  live  without  being 
an  informer." 

We  listened  with  deep  interest,  but  could  not  un- 
derstand the  allusion,  as  he  perceived  by  our  looks. 

"  You  will  hear  to-morrow,"  said  he,  "  how  un- 
worthily I  have  been  treated.  Wit  draws  down 
Folly  on  us,  and  she  must  have  her  fling.  It  does 
not  hit ;  it  does  not  hit." 

Slaves  brought  in  a  ewer  of  water,  with  several 
napkins.  They  were  not  lost  upon  Polus,  and  he 
declared  that  those  two  boys  had  more  sagacity 
and  intuition  than  all  the  people  in  the  theatre. 


"In  your  house  and  your  administration,  0 
Pericles,  everything  is  timed  well  and  done  well, 
without  our  knowing  how.  Dust  will  rise,"  said 
he,  "  dust  will  rise ;  if  we  would  not  raise  it  we 
must  never  stir.  They  have  begun  with  those 
who  would  reform  their  manners  ;  they  will  pre- 
sently carry  their  violence  against  those  who  main- 
tain and  execute  the  laws." 

Supper  was  served. 

"A  quail,  0  best  Polus  !"* 

"  A  quail,  O  wonderful !  may  hurt  me ;  but 
being  recommended  . .  " 

It  disappeared. 

"  The  breast  of  that  capon . ." 

"  Capons,  being  melancholic,  breed  melancholy 
within." 

"  Coriander-seed  might  correct  it,  together  with 
a  few  of  those  white  plump  pine-seeds." 

"  The  very  desideration  !  " 

It  was  corrected. 

"  Tunny  under  oil,  with  marjoram  and  figs,  pick- 
led locusts  and  pistachioes . .  Your  stomach  seems 
delicate." 

"  Alas  !  indeed  it  is  declining.  Tunny !  tunny ! 
I  dare  not,  0  festoon  of  the  Graces !  I  dare  not 
verily.  Chianwine  alone  can  appease  its  seditions." 

They  were  appeased. 

Some  livers  were  offered  him,  whether  of  fish 
or  fowl,  I  know  not,  for  I  can  hardly  bear  to  look 
at  that  dish.  He  waved  them  away,  but  turned 
suddenly  round,  and  said,  "  Youth  !  I  think  I 
smell  fennel." 

"  There  is  fennel,  0  mighty  one  !  "  replied  the 
slave, "  and  not  fennel  only,  but  parsley  and  honey, 
pepper  and  rosemary,  garlick  from  Salamis,and  . ." 

"  Say  no  more,  say  no  more  ;  fennel  is  enough 
for  moderate  men  and  brave  ones.  It  reminds  me 
of  the  field  of  Marathon." 

The  field  was  won  ;  nothing  was  left  upon  it. 

Another  slave  came  forward,  announcing  loudly 
and  pompously,  "  Gosling  from  Brauron  !  Sauce . . 
prunes,  mustard-seed,  capers,  fenu-greek,  sesa- 
mum,  and  squills." 

"Squills  ! "  exclaimed  Polus,  "they  soothe  the 
chest.  It  is  not  every  cook  that  is  deep  in  the 
secrets  of  nature.  Brauron  !  an  ancient  city :  I 
lave  friends  in  Brauron  :  I  will  taste,  were  it  only 
'or  remembrance  of  them." 

He  made  several  essays,  several  pauses. 

"  But  when  shall  we  come  to  the  squills'? "  said 
ic,  turning  to  the  slave ;  "  the  qualities  of  the 
others  are  negative." 

The  whole  dish  was,  presently. 
"  Our  pastry,"  said  I,  "  0  illustrious  Polus  !  is 
.he  only  thing  I  can  venture  to  recommend  at 
iable ;  the  other  dishes  are  merely  on  sufferance, 
)ut  really  our  pastry  is  good  :  I  usually  dine  en- 
tirely upon  it." 

"  Entirely  !  "  cried  he,  in  amaze. 


*  Obett!  O  wonderful!  O  lady .'  tec. 
ft  fitkrwrl :   ft  Bau/Mifit :  fl  Jea-jrooa. 
Conversation  was  never  carried  on  without  these  terms, 
even  among  philosophers,  as  we  see  in  Plato,  &c. 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


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"With  a  glass  of  water,"  added  I,  "and  Borne 
grapes,  fresh  or  dry." 

"  To  accompany  you,  0  divine  Aspasia !  though 
in  good  truth  this  said  pastry  is  but  a  sandy  sort 
of  road  ;  no  great  way  can  be  made  in  it." 

The  diffident  Polus  was  not  a  bad  engineer  how- 
ever, and  he  soon  had  an  opportunity  of  admiring 
the  workmanship  at  the  bottom  of  the  salver. 

Two  dishes  of  roast  meat  were  carried  to  him. 
I  know  not  what  one  was,  nor  could  Polus  easily 
make  up  his  mind  upon  it :  experiment  following 
experiment.  Kid  however  was  an  old  acquaint- 
ance. 

"  Those  who  kill  kids  "  said  he  "  deserve  well  of 
their  country,  for  they  grow  up  mischievous :  the 
Gods,  aware  of  this,  make  them  very  eatable.  They 
require  some  management,  some  skill,  some  reflec- 
tion :  mint,  shalot,  dandelion,  vinegar :  strong 
coercion  upon  them.  Chian  wine,  boy  ! " 

"  What  does  Pericles  eat  ? " 

"  Do  not  mind  Pericles.  He  has  eaten  of  the 
quails,  and  some  roast  fish,  besprinkled  with  bay- 
leaves  for  sauce." 

"  Fish  !  ay,  that  makes  him  so  vigilant.  Cats . ." 

Here  he  stopped,  not  ho  we  ver  without  a  diversion 
in  his  favour  from  me,  observing  that  he  usually 
dined  on  vegetables,  fish,  and  some  bird  :  that  his 
earlier  meal  was  his  longest,  confectionary,  honey, 
and  white  bread,  composing  it. 

"  And  Chian  or  Lesbian  ?  " 

"  He  enjoys  a  little  wine  after  dinner,  preferring 
the  lighter  and  subacid." 

"Wonderful  man!"  cried  he;  "and  all  from 
such  fare  as  that !  " 

When  he  rose  from  table  he  seemed  by  his 
countenance  to  be  quiet  again  at  heart ;  neverthe- 
less he  said  in  my  ear  with  a  sigh,  "  Did  I  possess 
the  power  of  Pericles,  or  the  persuasion  of  Aspasia, 
by  the  Immortals  !  I  would  enrich  the  galleys 
with  a  grand  dotation.  Every  soul  of  them  should 
.  .  I,  yes,  every  soul  of  them  .  .  monsters  of  ingra- 
titude, hypocrites,  traitors,  they  should  for  Egypt, 
for  Carthage,  Mauritania,  Numidia.  He  will  find 
out  before  long  what  dogs  he  has  been  skimming 
the  kettle  for." 

It  required  an  effort  to  be  perfectly  composed, 
at  a  simile  which  I  imagine  has  never  been  used 
in  the  Greek  language  since  the  days  of  Medea  ; 
but  I  cast  down  my  eyes,  and  said  consolatorily, 
"  It  is  difficult  to  do  justice  to  such  men  as  Pericles 
and  Polus." 

He  would  now  have  let  me  into  the  secret,  but 
others  saved  me. 

Our  farmers,  in  the  number  of  their  supersti- 
tions, entertain  a  firm  belief  that  any  soil  is  ren- 
dered more  fertile  by  burying  an  ass's  head  in  it. 
On  this  idea  is  founded  the  epigram  I  send  you  : 
it  raised  a  laugh  at  dinner. 

Leave  me  thy  head  when  thou  art  dead, 

Speusippus  !    Prudent  farmers  say 
An  ass's  skull  makes  plentiful 

The  poorest  soil ;  and  ours  is  clay. 


LXXIX.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 


Anaxagoras  is  the  true,  firm,  constant  friend  of 
Pericles;  the  golden  lamp  that  shines  perpetually 
on  the  image  I  adore.  Yet  sometimes  he  speaks 
severely.  On  one  of  these  occasions,  Pericles  took 
him  by  the  hand,  saying, 

"  0  Anaxagoras  !  sincere  and  ardent  lover  of 
Truth  !  why  do  not  you  love  her  in  such  a  manner 
as  never  to  let  her  see  you  out  of  humour? " 

"  Because,"  said  Anaxagoras,  "you  divide  my 
affections  with  her,  much  to  my  shame." 

Pericles  was  called  away  on  business ;  I  then  said: 

"  0  Anaxagoras !  is  not  Pericles  a  truly  great 
man?" 

He  answered,  "  If  Pericles  were  a  truly  great 
man,  he  would  not  wish  to  appear  different  from 
what  he  is ;  he  would  know  himself,  and  make 
others  know  him  ;  he  seems  to  guard  against  both. 
Much  is  wanting  to  constitute  his  greatness.  He 
possesses,  it  is  true,  more  comprehensiveness  and 
concentration  than  any  living ;  perhaps  more  than 
any  since  Solon ;  but  he  thinks  that  power  over 
others  is  better  than  power  over  himself ;  as  if  a 
mob  were  worth  a  man,  and  an  acclamation  were 
worth  a  Pericles." 

"  But,"  said  I,  "  he  has  absolute  command  over 
himself;  and  it  is  chiefly  by  exerting  it  that  he  has 
obtained  an  ascendancy  over  the  minds  of  others." 

'  Has  he  rendered  them  wiser  and  more  virtu- 
ous?" said  he. 

"  You  know  best,"  replied  I,  "  having  lived 
much  longer  among  them." 

"Perhaps,"  said  Anaxagoras, "  I  may  wrong  him ; 
perhaps  he  has  saved  them  from  worse  disasters." 

"  You  think  him  then  ambitious  ? "  said  I,  with 
some  sadness. 

"  Ambitious  ! "  cried  he ;  "  how  so  !  He  might 
have  been  a  philosopher,  and  he  is  content  to  be 
a  ruler." 

I  was  ill  at  ease. 

"  Come,"  said  I,  "  Anaxagoras  !  come  into  the 
garden  with  me.  It  is  rather  too  warm  indeed 
out  of  doors,  but  we  have  many  evergreens,  high 
and  shady,  and  those  who,  like  you  and  me,  never 
drink  wine,  have  little  to  dread  from  the  heat." 

Whether  the  ilexes  and  bays  and  oleanders 
struck  his  imagination,  and  presented  the  simile, 
[  can  not  tell,  but  he  thus  continued  in  illustration 
of  his  discourse, 

"  There  are  no  indeciduous  plants,  Aspasia  !  the 
greater  part  lose  their  leaves  in  winter,  the  rest  in 
summer.  It  is  thus  with  men.  The  generality 
yield  and  are  stripped  under  the  first  chilly  blasts 
.hat  shake  them.  They  who  have  weathered  these, 
drop  leaf  after  leaf  in  the  sunshine.  The  virtues 
by  which  they  arose  to  popularity,  take  another 
garb,  another  aspect,  another  form,  and  totally 
disappear.  Be  not  uneasy ;  the  heart  of  Pericles 
will  never  dry  up,  so  many  streams  run  into  it." 

He  retired  to  his  studies;  I  spoke  but  little 
that  evening,  and  slept  late. 


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PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


LXXX.    ASPASIA    TO    CLEONE. 


How  can  I  ever  hope  to  show  you,  in  all  its 
brightness,  the  character  of  my  friend  ?  I  will  tell 
you  how;  by  following  Love  and  Truth.  Like 
most  others  who  have  no  genius,  I  do  not  feel  the 
want  of  it,  at  least  not  here. 

A  shallow  water  may  reflect  the  sun  as  perfectly 
as  a  deeper. 

The  words  of  Anaxagoras  stuck  to  me  like  this- 
tles. I  resolved  to  speak  in  playfulness  with  the 
object  of  our  conversation.  First  I  began  to  hint 
at  enemies.  He  smiled. 

"  The  children  in  my  orchard,"  said  he,  "  are 
not  yet  grown  tall  enough  to  reach  the  fruit;  they 
may  throw  at  it,  but  can  bring  none  down." 

"  Do  tell  me,  0  Pericles !"  said  I,  "now  we  are 
inseparable  for  ever,  how  many  struggles  with 
yourself  (to  say  nothing  of  others)  you  must  have 
had,  before  you  attained  the  position  you  have 
taken." 

"It  is  pleasanter,"  answered  he,  "to  think  of  our 
glory  than  of  the  means  by  which  we  acquired  it. 

"  When  we  see  the  horses  that  have  won  at  the 
Olympian  games,  do  we  ask  what  oats  they  have 
eaten  to  give  them  such  velocity  and  strength  1 
Do  those  who  swim  admirably,  ever  trouble  their 
minds  about  the  bladders  they  swam  upon  in 
learning,  or  inquire  what  beasts  supplied  them  ? 
When  the  winds  are  filling  our  sails,  do  we  lower 
them  and  delay  our  voyage,  in  order  to  philo- 
sophise on  the  particles  of  air  composing  them,  or 
to  speculate  what  region  produced  them,  or  what 
becomes  of  them  afterward'?" 


LXXXI.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

At  last,  Aspasia,  you  love  indeed.  The  perfec- 
tions of  your  beloved  interest  you  less  than  the 
imperfections,  which  you  no  sooner  take  up  for 
reprehension,  than  you  admire,  embrace,  and 
defend.  Happy,  happy,  Aspasia !  but  are  you 
wise  and  good  and  equable,  and  fond  of  sincerity, 
as  formerly  !  Nay,  do  not  answer  me.  The  Gods 
forbid  that  I  should  force  you  to  be  ingenious, 
and  love  you  for  it.  How  much  must  you  have 
lost  before  you  are  praised  for  that ! 

Archelaiis,  of  all  our  philosophers  the  most 
quiet  man,  and  the  most  patient  investigator,  will 
bring  you  this.  He  desires  to  be  the  hearer  of 


LXXXII.    ASPASIA    TO    CLEONE. 

I  received  our  countryman  with  great  pleasure. 
He  was  obliged  to  be  my  hearer  for  several  hours  : 
I  hope  his  patience  will  never  be  so  much  tried 
by  Anaxagoras.  I  placed  them  together  at  table ; 
but  Anaxagoras  would  not  break  through  his  cus- 
tom ;  nothing  of  philosophy.  Our  repast  would 
have  been  even  less  talkative  than  usual,  had  not 
Anaxagoras  asked  our  guest  whether  the  earlier 
Milesian  authors,  poets  or  historians,  had  men- 
tioned Homer. 


"  I  find  not  a  word  about  him  in  any  one  of 
them,"  replied  he,  "  although  we  have  the  works 
of  Cadmus  and  Phocylides,  the  former  no  admi- 
rable historian,  the  latter  an  indifferent  poet,  but 
not  the  less  likely  to  mention  him ;  and  they  are 
supposed  to  have  lived  within  three  centuries  of 
his  age.  Permit  my  first  question  to  you,  in  my 
search  after  truth,  to  be  this ;  whether  his  age  were 
not  much  earlier?" 

"  This  is  not  the  only  question,"  said  Anax- 
agoras, "  on  which  you  will  hear  from  me  the  con- 
fession of  my  utter  ignorance.  I  am  interested  in 
everything  that  relates  to  the  operations  of  the 
human  mind  ;  and  Pericles  has  in  his  possession 
every  author  whose  works  have  been  transcribed. 
The  number  will  appear  quite  incredible  to  you  : 
there  can  not  be  fewer  than  two  hundred.  I  find 
poetry  to  which  is  attributed  an  earlier  date  than 
to  Homer's ;  but  stupidity  and  barbarism  are  no 
convincing  proofs.  I  find  Cretan,  Ionian,  Laco- 
nian,  and  Boeotian,  written  certainly  more  than 
three  centuries  ago ;  the  language  is  not  copious, 
is  not  fluent,  is  not  refined.  Pericles  says  it  is  all 
of  it  inharmonious :  of  this  I  can  not  judge ;  he 
can.  Dropides  and  Mimnermus  wrote  no  better 
verses  than  the  servant-girls  sing  upon  our  stair- 
cases. Archilocus  and  Alcman,  who  lived  a  century 
earlier,  composed  much  grander ;  but  where  there 
is  at  once  ferocity  and  immodesty,  either  the  age 
must  have  been  barbarous  or  the  poet  must  have 
been  left  behind  it.  Sappho  was  in  reality  the 
reviver  of  poetry,  teaching  it  to  humanise  and 
delight ;  Simonides  brought  it  to  perfection.  The 
muse  of  Lesbos,  as  she  is  called,  and  Alcaeus,  in- 
vented each  a  novel  species  of  strophe.  Aspasia 
prefers  the  poetry  of  Sappho  and  the  metre  of 
Alcaeus,  which  however,  I  think  she  informs  us, 
is  less  adapted  to  her  subjects  than  her  own  is." 

"It  appears  to  me,"  said  I,  "that  everyone 
who  felt  strong  in  poetry  was  ambitious  of  being 
an  inventor  in  its  measures.  Archilochus,  the  last 
of  any  note,  invented  the  iambic." 

"  True,  0  Aspasia !  "  said  Pericles,  "  but  not 
exactly  in  the  sense  usually  received.  He  did 
not  invent,  as  many  suppose,  the  senarian  iambic, 
which  is  coeval  almost  with  the  language  itself, 
and  many  of  which  creep  into  the  closest  prose 
composition,  but  he  was  the  first  who  subjoined  a 
shorter  to  it,  the  barb  to  the  dart,  so  fatal  to  Cleo- 
bule  and  Lycambes." 

"  His  first,"  said  I,  "  is  like  the  trot  of  a  mastiff, 
his  second  is  like  the  spring  at  the  throat. 

"  Homer  alone  has  enriched  the  language  with 
sentences  full  of  harmony.  How  long  his  verse 
was  created,  how  long  his  Gods  had  lived,  before 
him,  how  long  he  himself  before  us,  is  yet  uncer- 
tain, although  Herodotus*  is  of  opinion  that  he  is 
nearer  to  us  than  Pericles  and  Anaxagoras  admit. 
But  these  two  philosophers  place  sun,  moon,  and 
stars,  beyond  all  reasonable  limits ;  I  know  not 
how  far  off." 


*  The  Life  of  Homer,  appended  to  the  works  of  Hero- 
dotus, is  spurious. 


PEKICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


387 


"  We  none  of  us  know ;"  said  Pericles,  "  but 
Anaxagoras  hopes  that,  in  a  future  age,  human 
knowledge  will  be  more  extensive  and  more  cor- 
rect ;  and  Meton  has  encouraged  us  in  our  specu- 
lations. The  heavenly  bodies  may  keep  their 
secrets  two  or  three  thousand  years  yet ;  but  one 
or  other  will  betray  them  to  some  wakeful  favourite, 
some  Endymion  beyond  Latmos,  perhaps  in  re- 
gions undiscovered,  certainly  in  uncalculated 
times.  Men  will  know  more  of  them  than  they 
will  ever  know  of  Homer.  Our  knowledge  on  this 
miracle  of  our  species  is  unlikely  to  increase." 


LXXXIII.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Pericles,  who  is  acknowledged  to  have  a  finer 
ear  than  any  of  our  poets  or  rhetoricians,  is  of 
opinion  that  the  versification  in  all  the  books,  of 
both  Iliad  and  Odyssea,  was  modulated  by  the 
same  master-key.  Sophocles  too,  certainly  less 
jolted  than  you  would  suppose,  by  the  deep  ruts, 
angular  turns,  and  incessant  jerks  of  the  iambic, 
tells  me  that  he  finds  no  other  heroic  verses  at 
all  resembling  it  in  the  rhythm,  and  that,  to  his 
apprehension,  it  is  not  dissimilar  in  the  two 
poems. 

But  I  must  continue,  while  I  remember  them 
perfectly,  the  words  of  Pericles. 

"  The  Ulysses  of  the  Iliad  and  Odyssea  is  not 
the  same,  but  the  Homer  is.  Might  not  the  poet 
have  collected,  in  his  earlier  voyages,  many  won- 
derful tales  about  the  chieftain  of  Ithaca ;  about 
his  wanderings  and  return ;  about  his  wife  and  her 
suitors  ]  Might  not  afterward  the  son  or  grand- 
son have  solicited  his  guest  and  friend  to  place 
the  sagacious,  the  courageous,  the  enduring  man, 
among  the  others  whom  he  was  celebrating  in 
detached  poems,  as  leaders  against  Troy?  He 
describes  with  precision  everything  in  Ithaca ;  it 
is  evident  he  must  nave  been  upon  the  spot.  Of 
all  other  countries,  of  Sicily,  of  Italy,  of  Phrygia, 
he  quite  as  evidently  writes  from  tradition  and 
representation.  Phrygia  was  subject  to  the  Assy- 
rian kings  at  the  time  when  he  commences  his 
siege.  The  Greeks,  according  to  him,  had  been 
ravaging  the  country  many  years,  and  had  swept 
away  many  cities.  What  where  the  Assyrian 
kings  doing  ?  Did  the  Grecians  lose  no  men  by 
war,  by  climate,  by  disease,  by  time,  in  the  whole 
ten  years  ?  Their  horses  must  have  been  strong 
and  long-lived  :  an  excellent  breed  !  to  keep  their 
teeth  and  mettle  for  five-and-twenty.  I  should 
have  imagined  that  some  of  them  must  have  got 
lamed,  some  few  perhaps  foundered ;  surely  here 
and  there  a  chariot  can  have  had  but  one  remain- 
ing, and  he,  in  all  probability,  not  in  the  very  best 
condition.  I  can  not  but  think  that  Homer  took 
from  Sesostris  the  shield  that  he  has  given  to 
Achilles.  The  Greeks  never  worked  gold  so  skil- 
fully as  in  this  shield,  until  our  own  Phidias 
taught  them  ;  and  even  he  possesses  not  the  art 
of  giving  all  the  various  colours  to  the  metal, 
which  are  represented  as  designating  the  fruitage, 
and  other  things  included  in  this  stupendous 


work,  and  which  the  Egyptians  in  his  time,  and 
long  earlier,  understood.  How  happened  it  that 
the  Trojans  had  Greek  names,  and  the  leader  of  the 
Greeks  an  Egyptian  one  ?  When  I  was  at  Byzan- 
tion,  I  had  the  curiosity  to  visit  the  imaginary 
scene  of  their  battles.  I  saw  many  sepulchral 
monuments,  of  the  most  durable  kind,  conical 
elevations  of  earth,  on  which  there  were  sheep 
and  goats  at  pasture.  There  were  ruins  beyond, 
but  neither  of  a  great  city  nor  of  an  ancient  one. 
The  only  ancient  walls  I  saw  were  on  the  European 
coast,  those  of  Byzantion,  which  Aspasia  claims 
as  the  structure  of  Miletus,  and  which  the  people 
of  Megara  tell  us  were  founded  by  their  forefathers, 
less  than  two  centuries  ago.  But  neither  Miletus 
nor  Megara  was  built  when  these  walls  were  entire. 
They  belong  to  the  unknown  world,  and  are  some- 
times called  Pelasgian,  sometimes  Cyclopean ; 
appellations  without  meaning ;  signs  that  signify 
nothing ;  inscriptions  that  point  out  the  road  to 
places  where  there  is  neither  place  nor  road.  Walls 
of  this  massive  structure  surround  the  ruins  of 
Phocoea,  destroyed  by  Cyrus ;  they  are  also  found 
in  Tyrrhenia.  Our  acropolis  was  surmounted  by 
such,  until  the  administration  of  Themistocles, 
who  removed  the  stones  to  serve  as  foundations  to 
the  works  in  the  harbour ;  the  occasion  being 
urgent,  and  the  magnitude  of  the  blocks  being 
admirably  proper  for  that  solid  structure." 
Cleone !  are  you  tired  1  rest  then. 


LXXXIV.    ASPASIA    TO    CLEONE. 

Several  times  had  Pericles  been  silent,  expecting 
and  inviting  our  guests  to  assist  him  in  the  inves- 
tigation. 

"  I  have  no  paradox  to  maintain,  no  partiality 
to  defend,"  said  he.  "  Some  tell  us  that  there 
were  twenty  Homers,  some  deny  that  there  was 
ever  one.  It  were  idle  and  foolish  to  shake  the 
contents  of  a  vase  in  order  to  let  them  settle  at 
last.  We  are  perpetually  labouring  to  destroy  our 
delight,  our  composure,  our  devotion  to  superior 
power.  Of  all  the  animals  upon  earth  we  least 
know  what  is  good.for  us.  My  opinion  is,  that  what 
is  best  for  us  is  our  admiration  of  good.  No  man 
living  venerates  Homer  more  than  I  do.  He  was 
the  only  author  I  read  when  I  was  a  boy,  for  our 
teachers  are  usually  of  opinion  that  wisdom  and 
poetry  are  like  fruit  for  children,  unwholesome  if 
too  fresh.  Simonides  had  indeed  grown  somewhat 
sound ;  Pindar  was  heating ;  ^Eschylus ...  ay,  but 
jEschylus  was  almost  at  the  next  door.  Homer 
then  nourished  my  fancy,  animated  my  dreams, 
awoke  me  in  the  morning,  marched  with  me,  sailed 
with  me,  taught  me  morals,  taught  me  language, 
taught  me  music  and  philosophy  and  war. 

"  Ah,  were  he  present  at  this  hour  among  us ! 
that  I  might  ask  him  how  his  deities  entered  Troy. 
In  Phrygia  there  was  but  one  goddess,  the  mother 
of  all  the  Gods,  Cybele.  Unlike  our  mortal  mo- 
thers, she  was  displeased  if  you  noticed  her  chil- 
dren ;  indeed  she  disowned  them.  Her  dignity, 
her  gravity,  her  high  antiquity,  induced  the  natives 
cc  2 


388 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


df  the  islands,  and  afterward  the  other  Greeks,  to 
place  their  little  Gods  under  her  protection,  and 
to  call  her  their  mother.  Jupiter  had  his  Ida, 
but  not  the  Phrygian ;  and  Pallas  was  worshipped 
in  her  citadels,  but  not  above  the  streams  of 
Simois  and  Scamander.  Our  holy  religion  has 
not  yet  found  its  way  far  beyond  us;  like  the 
myrtle  and  olive,  it  loves  the  sea-air,  and  flourishes 
but  upon  few  mountains  in  the  interior.  The 
Cabiri  still  hold  Samothrace ;  and  we  may  almost 
hear  the  cries  of  human  victims  in  the  north. 

"  If  there  were  any  true  history  of  the  times  we 
are  exploring,  perhaps  we  might  find  in  it  that 
many  excursions,  combined  and  simultaneous, 
had  utterly  failed ;  and  that  the  disasters  of  many 
chiefs  engaged  in  them  were  partly  concealed 
from  the  nations  they  governed  by  the  sacred  veil 
of  poetry.  Of  those  who  are  reputed  to  have 
sailed  against  Troy,  none  returned  prosperous, 
none  with  the  men  he  had  led  out ;  most  were 
forbidden  to  land  again  upon  their  native  shores, 
and  some  who  attempted  it  were  slain.  Such  is 
usually  the  fate  of  the  unsuccessful.  It  is  more 
probable  that  the  second  great  naval  expe- 
dition of  the  Greeks  went  out  to  avenge  the 
disasters  of  the  first,  the  Argonautic;  and  the 
result  was  nearly  the  same.  Of  the  Argonauts 
few  returned.  Sparta  lost  her  Castor  and  Pollux ; 
Thessaly  her  Jason ;  and  I  am  more  disposed  to 
believe  that  the  head  of  Orpheus  rolled  down  the 
Phasis  than  down  the  Hebrus. 

"  The  poets  gave  successes  which  the  Gods  de- 
nied. But  these  things  concern  us  little;  the 
poet  is  what  we  seek.  Needless  is  it  to  remark 
that  the  Iliad  is  a  work  of  much  reflection  and 
various  knowledge ;  the  Odyssea  is  the  marvellous 
result  of  a  vivid  and  wild  imagination.  Aspasia 
prefers  it.  Homer,  in  nearly  the  thirty  years 
which  I  conceive  to  have  intervened  between  the 
fanciful  work  and  the  graver,  had  totally  lost  his 
pleasantries.  Polyphemus  could  amuse  him  no 
longer ;  Circe  lighted  up  in  vain  her  fires  of  cedar- 
wood  ;  Calypso  had  lost  her  charms ;  her  maidens 
were  mute  around  her ;  the  Lestrigons  lay  asleep ; 
the  Syrens  sang 

'  Come  hither,  O  passer  by  !  come  hither, 
O  glory  of  the  Achaians ! ' 

and  the  smooth  waves  quivered  with  the  sound, 
but  the  harp  of  the  old  man  had  no  chord  that 
vibrated. 

"  In  the  Odyssea  he  invokes  the  Muse ;  in  the 
Iliad  he  invokes  her  as  a  Goddess  he  had  invoked 
before.  He  begins  the  Odyssea  as  the  tale  of  a 
family,  to  which  he  would  listen  as  she  rehearsed 
it ;  the  Iliad  as  a  song  of  warriors  and  divinities, 
worthy  of  the  Goddess  herself  to  sing  before  the 
world. 

"  Demonstrate  that  metaphors  are  discoverable, 
drawn  from  things  believed  to  have  been  unin- 
vented  in  the  Homeric  age  ;  what  does  it  prove? 
Merely  that  Homer,  who  lived  among  the  islands, 
and  among  those  who  had  travelled  into  all  the 
known  regions  of  the  world,  had  collected  more 


knowledge  than  the  shepherds  and  boar-hunters 
on  the  continent. 

"  Demonstrate  that  some  books  in  the  compila- 
tion retain  slight  traces  of  a  language  not  exactly 
the  same  as  the  others.  What  then]  Might 
they  not  have  been  composed  while  he  visited 
countries  in  which  that  dialect  was  indigenous  ? 
or  might  they  not  have  been  found  there  at  the 
first  collection  of  the  songs,  having  undergone 
some  modification  from  the  singers,  adapted  to 
the  usages  and  phraseology  of  the  people  ? 

"  Who  doubts  that  what  was  illegible  or  ob- 
scure in  the  time  of  Lycurgus,  was  rendered 
clearer  by  the  learned  Spartan  ?  that  some  Cretan 
words,  not  the  Dorian  of  Sparta,  had  crept  in ; 
that  others  were  substituted ;  that  Solon,  Pisis- 
tratus,  and  Hipparchus,  had  also  to  correct  a  few 
of  these  corrections,  and  many  things  more  ]  They 
found  a  series  of  songs ;  never  was  there  a  series 
of  such  length  without  an  oversight  or  gap. 

"  Shall  the  salpinx  be  sounded  in  my  ear  ] 
Homer  may  have  introduced  it  by  way  of  allusion 
in  one  poem,  not  wanting  it  in  the  other.  The 
Grecians  of  his  time  never  used  it  in  battle ;  east- 
ern nations  did ;  and  perhaps  had  he  known  the 
Phrygians  better,  its  blasts  would  have  sounded 
on  the  plains  of  Troy.  He  would  have  discovered 
that  trumpets  had  been  used  among  them  for 
many  ages.  We  possess  no  knowledge  of  any 
nation  who  cultivated  the  science  of  music  so 
early,  or  employed  so  great  a  variety  of  wind-in- 
struments, unless  it  be  the  Sidonian.  Little  did 
he  know  of  Phrygia,  and  as  little  do  we  know  of 
him.  His  beautiful  creation  lies  displayed  before 
us ;  the  creator  is  hidden  in  his  own  splendour. 
I  can  more  easily  believe  that  his  hand  constructed 
the  whole,  than  that  twenty  men  could  be  found, 
at  nearly  the  same  time,  each  of  genius  sufficient 
for  the  twentieth  part ;  because  in  many  cen- 
turies there  arose  not  a  single  one  capable  of  such 
a  production  as  that  portion. 

"  Archilochus  and  Simonides  are  excellent 
only  in  their  shorter  poems ;  they  could  not  have 
whistled  so  well  throughout  a  long  march.  Diffi- 
culties are  to  be  overcome  on  both  sides.  We  have 
no  grammarians  worthy  of  the  appellation ;  none 
in  any  district  of  Greece  has  studied  the  origin 
and  etymology  of  his  language.  We  sing  like  the 
birds,  equally  ignorant  whence  our  voice  arises. 
What  is  worse,  we  are  fonder  of  theories  than  of 
truth,  and  believe  that  we  have  not  room  enough 
to  build  up  anything,  until  we  subvert  what  we 
find  before  us.  Be  it  so ;  but  let  it  be  only  what 
is  obnoxious,  what  opposes  our  reason,  what  dis- 
turbs our  tranquillity  of  mind ;  not  what  shows 
us  the  extent  of  the  one,  the  potency  of  the  other, 
and,  consoling  us  for  being  mortal,  assures  us  that 
our  structures  may  be  as  durable  as  those  of  the 
Gods  themselves.  The  name  of  Homer  will  be 
venerated  as  long  as  the  holiest  of  theirs ;  I  dare 
not  say  longer ;  I  dare  not  say  by  wiser  men.  I 
hope  I  am  guilty  of  no  impiety;  I  should  aggra- 
vate it  by  lowering  Homer,  the  loftiest  of  their 
works." 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


389 


LXXXV.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

We  are  losing,  day  by  day,  one  friend  or  other. 
Artemidora  of  Ephesus  was  betrothed  to  Elpenor, 
and  their  nuptials,  it  was  believed,  were  at  hand. 
How  gladly  would  Artemidora  have  survived 
Elpenor.  I  pitied  her  almost  as  much  as  if  she 
had.  I  must  ever  love  true  lovers  on  the  eve  of 
separation.  These  indeed  were  little  known  to 
me  until  a  short  time  before.  We  became  friends 
when  our  fates  had  made  us  relatives.  On  these 
occasions  there  are  always  many  verses,  but  not 
always  so  true  in  feeling  and  in  fact  as  those 
which  I  shall  now  transcribe  for  you. 

"  Artemidora  !  Gods  invisible, 
While  thou  art  lying  faint  along  the  couch, 
Have  tied  the  sandal  to  thy  veined  feet, 
And  stand  beside  thee,  ready  to  convey 
Thy  weary  steps  where  other  rivers  flow. 
Refreshing  shades  will  waft  thy  weariness 
Away,  and  voices  like  thine  own  come  nigh, 
Soliciting,  nor  vainly,  thy  embrace." 
Artemidora  sigh'd,  and  would  have  press'd 
The  hand  now  pressing  hers,  but  was  too  weak. 
Fate's  shears  were  over  her  dark  hair  unseen 
While  thus  Elpenor  spake :  he  look'd  into 
Eyes  that  had  given  light  and  life  erewhile 
To  those  above  them,  those  now  dim  with  tears 
And  watchfulness.    Again  he  spake  of  joy 
Eternal.    At  that  word,  that  sad  word,  Joy, 
Faithful  and  fond  her  bosom  heav'd  once  more, 
Her  head  fell  back  :  one  sob,  one  loud  deep  sob 
Swell'd  through  the  darken'd  chamber ;  'twas  not  hers: 
With  her  that  old  boat  incorruptible, 
Unwearied,  undiverted  in  its  course, 
Had  plash 'd  the  water  up  the  farther  strand. 


LXXXVI.    ASPASIA    TO   CLEONE. 

Aristophanes  often  dines  with  us ;  nevertheless 
he  is  secretly  an  enemy  of  Pericles,  and,  fearing 
to  offend  him  personally,  is  satirical  on  most  of 
our  friends.  Meton,  whose  character  you  know 
already,  great  in  astronomy,  great  in  geometry, 
great  in  architecture,  was  consulted  by  Pericles 
on  beautifying  the  streets  of  the  city,  which  are 
close  and  crooked.  No  sooner  had  Aristophanes 
heard  this,  than  he  began  to  compose  a  comedy, 
entitled  The  Birds.  He  has  here  represented  our 
quiet  contemplative  Meton,  with  a  rule  and  com- 
pass in  his  hands,  uttering  the  most  ludicrous 
absurdities.  Meton  is  a  plain,  unassuming,  in- 
offensive man,  and  never  speaks  inconsiderately. 
The  character  is  clumsily  drawn ;  but  that  fault 
was  easily  corrected,  by  representing  poor  Meton 
under  the  chastisement  of  the  cudgel.  There  is 
so  much  wit  in  this,  I  doubt  whether  any  audience 
can  resist  it.  There  is  magic  in  every  stroke,  and 
what  was  amiss  is  mended  and  made  whole  again 
ere  the  hammer  falls.  How  easy  a  way  of  setting  all 
things  to  rights,  with  only  one  dissentient  voice  ! 

In  the  same  comedy  is  ridiculed  the  project  of 
Pericles,  on  a  conformity  of  weights  and  measures 
in  Attica  and  her  dependencies.  More  wit !  an- 
other beating ! 

When  Aristophanes  made  us  the  next  visit,  Pe- 
ricles, after  greeting  him  with  much  good-nature, 
and  after  various  conversations  with  him,  seemed 


suddenly  to  recollect  something,  and,  with  mofe 
familiarity  than  usual,  took  him  gently  by  the 
elbow,  led  him  a  little  aside,  and  said  with  a 
smile,  and  in  a  low  voice, 

"  My  dear  friend  Aristophanes !  I  find  you  are 
by  no  means  willing  to  receive  the  same  measure  as 
you  give ;  but  remember,  the  people  have  ordered 
the  adjustment,  the  surest  preservative  against 
fraud,  particularly  that  by  which  the  poorer  are 
mostly  the  sufferers.  Take  care  they  do  not  im- 
peach you,  knowing  as  you  do  how  inefficient  is 
my  protection.  It  is  chiefly  on  such  an  occasion 
I  should  be  sorry  to  be  in  a  minority." 

Aristophanes  blushed  and  looked  alarmed.  Pe- 
ricles took  him  by  the  hand,  whispering  in  his 
ear,  "  Do  not  let  us  enter  into  a  conspiracy  against 
Equity,  by  attacking  the  uniformity  of  weights 
and  measures ;  nor  against  Comedy,  by  giving  the 
magistrates  a  pretext  to  forbid  its  represen- 
tation." 

Aristophanes  turned  toward  Pentarces,  who 
stood  near  him,  and  said, 

"  I  can  write  a  comedy  as  well  as  most ;  Peri- 
cles can  act  one  better  than  any." 

Aristophanes,  in  my  opinion,  might  have  easily 
been  the  first  lyric  poet  now  living,  except  Sopho- 
cles and  Euripides ;  he  chose  rather  to  be  the 
bitterest  satirist.  How  many,  adorned  with  all 
the  rarities  of  intellect,  have  stumbled  on  the  en- 
trance into  life,  and  have  made  a  wrong  choice  on 
the  very  thing  which  was  to  determine  their 
course  for  ever  !  This  is  among  the  reasons,  and 
perhaps  is  the  principal  one,  why  the  wise  and  the 
happy  are  two  distinct  classes  of  men. 

LXXXVII.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONB. 

I  had  retired  before  Aristophanes  went  home. 
On  my  return,  it  was  evident  that  some  one  pre- 
sent had  inveighed  against  the  poet's  effrontery, 
for  I  was  in  time  to  catch  these  words  of  Pericles  : 

"  Why  should  I  be  angry  with  the  writers  of 
comedy  1  Is  it  because  they  tell  me  of  the  faults 
I  find  in  myself?  Surely  not ;  for  he  who  finds 
them  in  himself  may  be  quite  certain  that  others 
have  found  them  in  him  long  before,  and  have 
shown  much  forbearance  in  the  delay. 

"  Is  it  because  I  am  told  of  those  I  have  not 
discovered  in  »e?  Foolish  indeed  were  this.  I 
am  to  be  angry,  it  seems,  because  a  man  forewarns 
me  that  I  have  enemies  in  my  chamber,  who  will 
stab  me  when  they  find  me  asleep,  and  because  he 
helps  me  to  catch  them  and  disarm  them. 

"  But  it  is  such  an  indignity  to  be  ridiculed  ! 
I  incurred  a  greater  when  I  threw  myself  into  the 
way  of  ridicule  :  a  greater  still  should  I  suffer  if  I 
tried  whether  it  could  be  remedied  by  resentment. 

"  Ridicule  often  parries  resentment,  but  resent- 
ment never  yet  parried  ridicule." 

LXXXV  III.    ASPASIA    TO    HERODOTUS. 

Herodotus !  if  there  is  any  one  who  admires 
your  writings  more  than  another,  it  is  I.  No 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


residence  in  Attica  will  ever  make  me  prefer  the 
dialect  to  ours ;  no  writer  will  charm  my  ear  as 
you  have  done ;  and  yet  you  can  not  bring  me  to 
believe  that  the  sun  is  driven  out  of  his  course  by 
storms ;  nor  any  of  the  consequences  you  deduce 
from  it,  occasioning  the  overflow  of  the  Nile. 
The  opinion  you  consider  as  unfounded,  namely, 
that  it  arises  from  the  melting  of  the  snows,  and 
from  the  periodical  rains  on  the  mountains  of 
Ethiopia,  is  however  that  of  Pericles  and  Anax- 
agoras,  who  attribute  it  also  to  Thales,  in  their 
estimation  the  soundest  and  shrewdest  of  philo- 
sophers. They  appear  to  have  very  strange 
notions  about  the  sun,  about  his  magnitude,  his 
position,  and  distance ;  and  I  doubt  whether  you 
could  persuade  them  that  the  three  stoutest  winds 
are  able  to  move  him  one  furlong.  I  am  a  great 
doubter,  you  see ;  but  they,  I  do  assure  you,  are 
greater.  Pericles  is  of  opinion  that  natural 
philosophy  has  made  but  little  progress ;  and  yet 
that  many  more  discoveries  have  burst  open 
before  the  strenuous  inquirer  than  have  been 
manifested  to  the  world ;  that  some  have  been 
suppressed  by  a  fear  of  the  public,  and  some  by  a 
contempt  for  it. 

"  In  the  intellectual,"  said  he,  "  as  in  the  phy- 
sical, men  grasp  you  firmly  and  tenaciously  by  the 
hand,  creeping  close  at  your  side,  step  for  step, 
while  you  lead  them  into  darkness;  but  when  you 
conduct  them  into  sudden  light,  they  start  and 
quit  you." 

0  Herodotus  !  may  your  life  and  departure  be 
happy !  But  how  can  it  be  expected !  No  other 
deities  have  ever  received  such  honours  as  you 
have  conferred  upon  the  Muses ;  and  alas,  how 
inefficient  are  they  to  reward  or  protect  their 
votaries  ! 


LXXXIX.   CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

The  tragedy  of  Phrynicus,  on  the  devastation 
of  our  city  by  the  Persians,  will  outlast  all  the 
cities  now  flourishing  on  earth.*  Heavy  was  the 
mulct  to  which  the  poet  was  condemned  by  the 
Athenians  for  the  tears  he  drew  from  them  in 
the  theatre. 

Is  it  not  remarkable  that  we  have  never  found 
any  Milesian  poem  on  the  same  subject?  Surely 
there  must  have  been  several.  Within  how  short 
a  period  have  they  perished !  Lately,  in  searching 
the  houses  of  such  inhabitants  as  were  suspected 
of  partiality  to  the  interests  of  Lacedaemon, 
these  verses  were  discovered.  They  bear  the 
signature  of  Aktheia,  daughter  of  Charidemus 
and  Astyage. 

We  have  often  heard  her  story.  Often  have  we 
sat  upon  the  mound  of  ruins  under  which  she 
lies  buried  :  often  have  we  plucked  from  it  the 
white  cyclamen,  sweetest  of  all  sweet  odours,  and 
played  with  its  stiff  reverted  little  horns,  pouring 

*  This  tragedy,  which  produced  a  more  powerful  effect 
than  any  other  on  record,  haa  failed  however  to  fulfill  the 
prophecy  of  Cleone :  the  Ode  of  Alctheia,  on  which  she 
places  so  small  a  value,  has  outlived  it. 


forth  a  parsimonious  fragrance,  won  only  when  we 
applied  to  them  tenderly  and  closely. 

Whether  poor  Aletheia  gave  for  life  more  than 
life's  value,  it  were  worse  than  curiosity  to  inquire. 
She  loved  her  deliverer ;  and,  at  the  instigation 
of  many  less  gentle,  she  was  slain  for  loving  him. 
When  the  city  was  again  in  possession  of  the 
citizens,  she  was  stoned  to  death  for  favouring  the 
invader;  and  her  mother  rushed  forward  and 
shared  it.  These  are  things  you  know;  her  poem, 
her  only  one  extant,  you  do  not.  You  will  find  in 
it  little  of  poetry,  but  much  of  what  is  better  and 
rarer,  true  affection. 

ALKTHRIA  TO   PHRAORTES. 

Phraortes  !  where  art  thou  ? 
The  flames  were  panting  after  us,  their  darts 

Had  pierced  to  many  hearts 
Before  the  Gods,  who  heard  nor  prayer  nor  vow ; 

Temples  had  sunk  to  earth,  and  other  smoke 
O'er  riven  altars  broke 
Than  curled  from  myrrh  and  nurd, 
When  like  a  God  among 
Arm'd  hosts  and  unarm'd  throng 

Thee  I  discern'd,  implored,  and  caught  one  brief  regard. 

Thou  passest :  from  thy  side 
Sudden  two  bowmen  ride 
And  hurry  me  away. 
Thou  and  all  hope  were  gone . . 
They  loos'd  me  . .  and  alone 
In  a  closed  tent  'mid  gory  arms  I  lay. 

How  did  my  tears  then  burn 
When,  dreading  thy  return, 
Behold  thee  reappear ! 
Nor  helm  nor  sword  nor  spear  .  . 

In  violet  gold-hemm'd  vest 
Thou  earnest  forth ;  too  soon  ! 
Fallen  at  thy  feet,  claspt  to  thy  breast, 
I  struggle,  sob,  and  swoon. 

"  O  send  me  to  my  mother !  bid  her  come, 

And  take  my  last  farewell ! 
One  blow ! . .  enough  for  both  . .  one  tomb  . . 

'Tis  there  our  happy  dwell." 

Thou  orderest :  call'd  and  gone 
At  once  they  are  who  breathe  for  thy  command. 
Thou  stoodest  nigh  me,  soothing  every  moan, 
And  pressing  in  both  thine  my  hand. 

Then,  and  then  only,  when  it  tore 

My  hair  to  hide  my  face  ; 
And  gently  did  thy  own  bend  o'er 
The  abject  head  war-doomed  to  dire  disgrace. 

Ionian  was  thy  tongue, 
And  when,  thou  badest  me  to  raise 
That  head,  nor  fear  in  aught  thy  gaze, 

I  dared  look  up  . .  but  dared  not  long. 

"  Wait,  maiden,  wait !  if  none  are  here 
Bearing  a  charm  to  charm  a  tear, 
There  may  (who  knows  ?)  be  found  at  last 
Some  solace  for  the  sorrow  past." 

My  mother,  ere  the  sounds  had  ceas'd, 

Burst  in,  and  drew  me  down : 
Her  joy  o'erpowered  us  both,  her  breast 

Covered  lost  friends  and  ruin'd  town. 

Sweet  thought !  but  yielding  now 
To  many  harsher !    By  what  blow 
Art  thou  dissevered  from  me  ?    War, 

That  hath  career'd  too  far, 
Closeth  his  pinions.    "  Come,  Phraortes,  come 

To  thy  fond  friends  at  home  !  " 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


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Thus  beckons  Love.    Away  then,  wishes  wild  ! 
O  may  thy  mother  be  as  blest 
As  one  whose  eyes  will  sink  to  rest 
Blessing  thee  for  her  rescued  child ! 

Ungenerous  still  my  heart  must  be : 
Throughout  the  young  and  festive  train 
Which  thou  revisitest  again 
May  none  be  happier  (this  I  fear)  than  she ! 


XC.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONK. 

Perhaps  I  like  the  Ode  of  Aletheia  more  than 
you  do,  because  you  sent  it  me ;  and  you  perhaps 
would  have  liked  it  more  than  I,  had  I  sent  it 
you.  There  are  writings  which  must  lie  long 
upon  the  straw  before  they  mellow  to  the  taste; 
and  there  are  summer  fruits  which  can  not  abide 
the  keeping. 

My  heart  assures  me  that  Aletheia,  had  she 
lived,  might  have  excelled  in  poetry ;  and  the 
loss  of  a  lover  is  a  help  to  it.  We  must  defer  our 
attempts  to  ascertain  her  station  in  the  world  of 
poetry :  for  we  never  see  the  just  dimensions  of 
what  is  close  before  our  eyes.  Faults  are  best  dis- 
covered near,  and  beauties  at  some  distance. 

Aletheia,  who  found  favour  with  Cleone,  is 
surely  not  unworthy  to  take  her  seat  in  the  library 
of  Pericles. 

I  will  look  for  a  cyclamen  to  place  within  the 
scroll :  I  must  find  it  and  gather  it  and  place  it 
there  myself.  Sweet,  hapless  Aletheia ! 

XCI.    ASPASIA   TO   OLEONE. 

Nothing  is  pleasanter  to  me  than  exploring  in 
a  library.  What  a  delight  in  being  a  discoverer ! 
Among  a  loose  accumulation  of  poetry,  the  greater 
part  excessively  bad,  the  verses  I  am  about  to 
transcribe  are  perhaps  the  least  so. 

Life  passes  not  as  some  men  say, 
If  you  will  only  urge  his  stay, 

And  treat  him  kindly  all  the  while. 
He  flies  the  dizzy  strife  of  towns, 
Cowers  before  thunder- bearing  frowns, 
But  freshens  up  again  at  song  and  smile. 

Ardalia !  we  will  place  him  here, 
And  promise  that  nor  sigh  nor  tear 

Shall  ever  trouble  his  repose. 
What  precious  seal  will  you  impress 
To  ratify  his  happiness? 
That  rose  thro' which  you  breathe  ?  Come,  bring  that  rose. 


XCII.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Knowing  how  desirous  I  have  always  been  to 
learn  the  history  of  Athens  for  these  last  fifty 
years,  and  chiefly  that  part  of  it  in  which  my 
Pericles  has  partaken  so  largely ;  and  to  reward 
my  forbearance  in  abstaining  from  every  close  and 
importunate  inquiry,  he  placed  a  scrap  of  paper  in 
my  hands  this  morning. 

"  Read  that,"  said  he. 

It  was  no  easy  matter :  few  sentences  would 
have  been  legible  without  my  interpreter ;  indeed 
there  were  not  many  unerased. 

"  This  speech,"  replied  he,  "  occupied  me  one 


whole  night,  and  somewhat  of  the  next  morning  : 
I  had  so  very  much  not  to  say." 

Aware  that  the  party  of  Cimon  would  interest 
the  people  in  his  behalf,  so  that  a  leader  from 
among  his  relatives  or  friends  might  be  proposed 
and  brought  forward,  Pericles  was  resolved  to 
anticipate  these  exertions.  See  his  few  words. 

"  We  have  lost,  0  Athenians !  not  a  town,  nor 
a  battle ;  these  you  would  soon  regain ;  but  we 
have  lost  a  great  man,  a  true  lover  of  his  country, 
Cimon,  son  of  Miltiades. 

"  I  well  remember  the  grief  you  manifested  at 
the  necessity  of  removing  him  for  a  time,  from 
among  the  insidious  men  who  would  have  worked 
upon  his  generous  temper,  ductile  as  gold.  Never 
could  I  have  believed  I  had  sufficient  interest  with 
some  I  see  before  me,  firm  almost  unto  hardness, 
whose  patriotism  and  probity  had  been  the  most 
alarmed ;  but  they  listened  to  me  with  patience, 
and"  revoked  the  sentence  of  banishment.  Cimon 
returned  from  Sparta,  took  the  command  of  your 
armies,  vanquished  the  Persians,  and  imposed  on 
them  such  conditions  as  will  humble  their  pride 
for  ever. 

"  Our  fathers  were  ungenerous  to  his  :  we  will, 
as  becomes  us,  pay  their  debts,  and  remove  the 
dust  from  their  memory.  Miltiades  was  always 
great,  and  only  once  unsuccessful :  Cimon  was 
greater,  and  neverunfortunate  but  in  the  temporary 
privation  of  your  affections.  History  offers  us  no 
example  of  so  consummate  a  commander. 

"  I  propose  that  a  statue  be  erected  to  Cimon, 
son  of  Miltiades,  vanquisher  of  the  Persians." 

XCin.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

There  are  secrets  which  not  even  love  should 
try  to  penetrate.  I  am  afraid  of  knowing  who 
caused  the  banishment  of  Cimon :  certainly  he  was 
impeached  by  Pericles,  who  nevertheless  praised 
him  highly  whenever  his  name  was  mentioned. 
He  has  allowed  me  to  transcribe  his  speech  after 
the  sentence  of  the  judges,  and  with  it  his  letter 
of  recall 

TO   THE   ATHENIANS, 
On  the  Banishment  of  Cimon. 

In  your  wisdom,  0  Athenians,  you  have  decreed 
that  Cimon  son  of  Miltiades  be  exiled  from  our  city. 

Whatever  may  have  been  the  errors  or  the  crimes 
of  Cimon,  much  of  them  should,  injustice  to  your- 
selves, and  in  humanity  to  the  prosecuted,  be 
ascribed  to  the  perversity  of  that  faction,  which 
never  ceases  or  relaxes  in  its  attempts  to  thwart 
your  determinations,  and  to  deprive  you  of  autho- 
rity at  home,  of  respect  in  the  sight  of  Greece. 

But  I  adjure  you  to  remember  the  services  both 
of  Cimon  and  of  Miltiades ;  and  to  afford  the  ban- 
ished man  no  reason  or  plea  to  call  in  question  your 
liberality.  Permit  the  rents  of  his  many  farms 
in  Attica  to  be  carried  to  him  in  Sparta ;  and  let 
it  never  be  said  that  a  citizen  of  Athens  was  obliged 
to  the  most  illiberal  and  penurious  of  people  for 
a  sustenance.  Not  indeed  that  there  is  any  danger 


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PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


of  Sparta  entertaining  him  too  honourably.  She 
may  pay  for  services  ;  but  rather  for  those  which 
are  to  be  performed  than  for  those  which  have 
been ;  and  to  the  man  rather  who  may  do  her 
harm  than  to  him  who  can  do  it  no  longer. 

Let  us  hope  that  at  some  future  day  Cimon 
maybe  aware  of  his  mistake,  and  regard  with 
more  veneration  the  image  of  his  father  than  the 
throne  of  his  father's  enemy. 

XCIV.    PERICLES   TO   CIMON. 

There  are  few  cities,  0  Cimon,  that  have  men 
for  their  inhabitants.  Whatever  is  out  of  Greece, 
and  not  Grecian,  is  nearer  the  animal  world 
than  the  intellectual :  some  even  in  Greece  are 
but  midway.  Leave  them  behind  you  ;  return  to 
your  country,  and  conquer  her  assailants.  Whole- 
some is  the  wisdom  that  we  have  gathered  from 
misfortune,  and  sweet  the  repose  that  dwells  upon 
renown. 

XCV.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONB. 

Generally  we  are  little  apt  to  exaggerate  merit. 
In  our  maladies  of  the  mind  the  cold  fit  usually  is 
longer  and  more  intense  than  the  hot,  and  our 
dreams  are  rarely  of  water  in  the  desert.  We 
must  have  been  among  the  departed  before  we 
experience  this  sensation.  In  our  road  through 
life,  we  may  happen  to  meet  with  a  man  casting 
a  stone  reverentially  to  enlarge  the  cairn  of  an- 
other, which  stone  he  had  carried  in  his  bosom 
to  sling  against  that  very  other's  head.  Seriously, 
my  Cleone,  I  am  inclined  to  think  that  even  in 
these  dark  days  (as  they  are  called)  of  literature 
we  may  occasionally  catch  a  glimpse  of  poetry. 
We  should  be  laughed  at  if  we  ventured  to  com- 
pare the  living  with  the  dead,  who  always  are 
preferable,  but  there  are  choruses  in  Sophocles 
and  Euripides  as  pathetical  as  those  tender  words 
of  Sappho  in  her  invocation  to  Hesperos :  "  Thou 
bringest  the  wine,  thou  bringest  the  kid,  thou 
bringest  the  maiden  to  her  mother."  Certainly 
these  words  are  very  unsophistical,  and  they  who 
have  seen  others  weep  at  them,  weep  also.  But 
pardon  me,  if  looking  attentively,  you  find  no  letter 
in  the  sentence  obliterated  by  a  tear  of  mine. 
Sometimes  I  fancy  that  the  facility  and  pliancy  of 
our  language  is  the  reason  why  many  of  the  most 
applauded  verses  are  written  with  more  intense- 
ness  of  feeling  and  less  expenditure  of  thought. 
What  is  graceful  must  be  easy ;  but  many  things 
are  very  easy  which  are  not  very  graceful.  There  is 
a  great  deal  even  of  Attic  poetry  in  which  a  slight 
covering  of  wax  is  drawn  over  a  bundle  of  the 
commonest  tow  and  tatters  :  we  must  not  bring 
it  too  near  the  lamp .  .  But  it  is  something  to 
abstain  from  an  indulgence  in  grossness,  prolixity, 
and  exaggeration,  which  are  never  the  signs  of 
fertility,  but  frequently  the  reverse.  This  abstin- 
ence is  truly  Attic,  but  Attic  not  exclusively :  for 
Pindar  has  given  manifold  examples  of  it,  and  is 
heavy  and  tedious  then  only  when  he  wipes  away  the 
foam  off  his  bit  with  old  stories  and  dry  genealogies. 


SPEECH    OF    PERICLES. 

On  the  Defection  o/Eubaa  and  Megara. 

Euboea  has  rejected  our  authority  and  alliance, 
Megara  our  friendship.  Under  what  pretext  ] 
That  we  have  employed  in  the  decoration  of  our 
city  the  sums  of  money  they  stipulated  to  contri- 
bute annually ;  a  subsidy  to  resist  the  Persians. 
What !  must  we  continue  a  war  of  extermination 
with  Persia,  when  she  no  longer  has  the  power  to 
molest  us  ]  when  peace  has  been  sworn  and  pro- 
claimed ?  Do  we  violate  the  compact  with  our 
confederates  ?  No ;  men  of  Athens  !  our  fleets  are 
in  harbour,  every  ship  in  good  condition ;  our 
arsenals  are  well  stored  ;  and  we  are  as  prompt  and 
as  able  now  to  repell  aggression  as  we  ever  were. 

Are  our  dues  then  to  be  withholden  from  us, 
because  we  have  anticipated  our  engagements  ? 
because  our  navy  and  our  army  are  in  readiness 
before  they  are  wanted  1  because,  while  our  un- 
grateful allies  were  plotting  our  ruin,  we  were 
watching  over  their  interests  and  providing  for 
their  security  ?  States,  like  private  men,  are  sub- 
ject to  the  distemper  of  ingratitude,  erasing  from 
their  memory  the  impression  of  past  benefits ;  but 
it  appears  to  be  peculiar  to  the  Megarians  to  re- 
compense them  with  hatred  and  animosity.  Not 
only  have  we  protected  them  from  aggression,  by 
building  for  them  the  very  walls  from  which  they 
now  defy  us ;  but,  when  Mardonius  sent  against 
them,  at  Mount  Cithaeron,  the  whole  force  of  the 
Median  cavalry,  under  the  command  of  Magestios, 
and  when  they  called  aloud  to  every  near  battalion 
of  the  Grecian  army,  and  when  Pausanias  in  vain 
repeated  the  exhortation,  three  hundred  Atheni- 
ans, led  by  Olympiodoros  son  of  Lampon,  threw 
themselves  forward  from  Erythrai,  and,  after  losing 
many  brave  comrades,  rescued  from  imminent 
death  the  fathers  of  those  degenerate  men  who  are 
now  in  the  vanguard  of  conspirators  against  us. 
Ingratitude  maybe  left  to  the  chastisement  of  the 
Gods,  but  the  sword  must  consolidate  broken 
treaties.  No  state  can  be  respected  if  fragment 
after  fragment  may  be  detached  from  it  with  im- 
punity ;  if  traitors  are  permitted  to  delude  and 
discompose  the  contented,  and  to  seduce  the  igno- 
rant from  their  allegiance ;  if  loyalty  is  proclaimed 
a  weakness,  sedition  a  duty,  conspiracy  wisdom, 
and  rebellion  heroism.  It  is  a  crime  then  for  us 
to  embellish  our  city !  it  is  a  reproach  to  enlarge 
and  fortify  our  harbours !  In  vain  have  we  repre- 
sented to  the  clamorous  and  refractory,  that  their 
annual  contributions  are  partly  due  to  us  for  past 
exertions,  and  partly  the  price  of  our  protection, 
at  this  time,  and  in  future ;  and  not  against  Persia 
only,  but  against  pirates.  Our  enemies  have  per- 
suaded them  that  rebellion  and  war  are  better 
things ;  our  enemies,  who  were  lately  theirs,  and 
who  by  this  perfidious  instigation  are  about  to 
become  so  more  cruelly  than  ever.  Are  Athenians 
avaricious  ?  are  Athenians  oppressive  ?  Even  the 
slaves  in  our  city  have  easier  access  to  the  comforts 
and  delights  of  life  than  the  citizens  of  almost 
any  other.  Until  of  late  the  Megarians  were  proud 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


393 


of  our  consanguinity,  and  refused  to  be  called  the 
descendants  of  Apollo,  in  hopes  to  be  acknow- 
ledged as  the  children  of  Pandion.  Although  in 
later  times  they  became  the  allies  of  Sparta,  they 
can  not  but  remember  that  we  have  always  been 
their  friends,  often  their  deliverers ;  and  it  is  only 
for  their  dishonesty  and  perfidy  that  we  now  are 
resolved  at  last  to  prohibit  them  from  the  advan- 
tages of  our  ports.  Sparta  and  Corinth  have 
instigated  them ;  Corinth,  whose  pride  and  injus- 
tice have  driven  Corcyra,  with  her  fleets,  to  seek 
deliverance  in  the  Piraeus.  What  have  we  to  fear 
from  so  strange  a  union  as  that  of  Corinth  and 
Sparta  ?  Are  any  two  nations  so  unlike  ?  so  little 
formed  for  mutual  succour  or  for  mutual  esteem  1 
Hitherto  we  have  shared  both  our  wealth  and  our 
dangers  with  Euboea.  At  the  conclusion  of  a  suc- 
cessful war,  at  the  signature  of  a  most  honourable 
and  advantageous  peace,  we  are  derided  and  re- 
proached. What  is  it  they  discover  to  despise  in 
us  1  I  will  tell  you  what  it  is.  It  is  the  timid 
step  of  blind  men  :  this  they  saw  in  us  while  they 
were  tampering  with  Sparta.  Not  ashamed  of 
their  seduction,  they  now  walk  hand  in  hand,  with 
open  front,  and  call  others  to  join  in  their  infamy. 
They  have  renounced  our  amity,  they  have  spurned 
our  expostulations,  they  have  torn  our  treaties, 
and  they  have  defied  our  arms.  At  the  peril  of 
being  called  a  bad  citizen,  I  lament  your  blind- 
ness, 0  Megara  and  Euboea  ! 


XCVI.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

I  find,  among  the  few  records  in  my  hands,  that 
Pericles  went  in  person,  and  conquered  the  faith- 
less Megara  and  the  refractory  Euboea.  Before 
he  sailed  to  attack  the  island,  he  warned  the 
Athenians  against  an  inconsiderate  parsimony, 
which  usually  terminates  in  fruitless  expenditure. 
He  told  them  plainly  that  Euboea  was  capable  of 
a  protracted  and  obstinate  resistance ;  and  he 
admonished  them  that,  whatever  reverses  the 
arms  of  Athens  might  experience,  they  should 
continue  the  war,  and  consider  the  dominion  of 
the  island  a  thing  necessary  to  their  existence  as  a 
nation;  that  whoever  should  devise  or  counsel 
the  separation  of  Euboea  from  Athens,  be  declared 
guilty  of  treason,  and  punished  with  death. 

"  If  Thebes,  in  a  future  war,"  said  he,  "  should 
take  possession  of  this  productive  country,  and 
shut  up,  as  she  easily  might,  the  passage  of  the 
Euripus,  she  would  gain  an  ascendancy  over  us, 
from  which  we  never  could  recover.  Losses, 
defeats,  inadequate  supplies,  may  tempt  her;  she 
would  always  have  Sparta  for  an  ally  on  such  an 
occasion.  Indeed,  it  is  wonderful  that  the 
Boeotians,  as  brave  a  race  of  men  as  any  in  Greece, 
and  stronger  in  body,  should  not  have  been 
her  masters.  Perhaps  it  is  the  fertility  of  her  own 
territory  that  kept  her  content  with  her  pos- 
sessions, and  indisposed  the  cultivators  of  so  rich 
a  soil  from  enterprise  and  hazard.  Euboea  is  no 
less  fertile  than  Bocotia,  from  which  she  is 
separated  by  the  distance  of  a  stone's  throw. 


Give  me  fifty  galleys,  and  five  thousand  men,  and 
Euboea  shall  fall   ere  Sparta  can  come  to  her 

assistance." 


XCVII.  ASPASIA  TO  OLEONE. 

Perpetual  as  have  been  the  wars  of  Attica,  she 
is  overpeopled.  A  colony  hoisted  sail  for  the 
Chersonese ;  another  to  repeople  the  ruined  walls 
of  Sybaris.  Happy  the  families  whose  fathers 
give  them  lands  to  cultivate,  instead  of  keeping 
them  in  idleness  at  home  ;  such  are  the  founders 
of  colonies.  The  language  of  this  city  is  spoken 
in  Italy,  in  Sicily,  in  Asia,  in  Africa,  and  even  on 
the  coast  of  Gaul,  among  the  yelpings  and  yells  of 
Kimbers  and  Sicambers. 

Surely  the  more  beneficent  of  the  Gods  must 
look  down  with  delight  on  these  fruit-trees  planted 
in  the  forest.  May  the  healthfullest  dews  of 
heaven  descend  on  them  ! 

We  are  now  busied  in  the  Propylaea ;  they,  although 
unfinished,  are  truly  magnificent.  Which  will 
remain  the  longest,  the  traces  of  the  walls  or  of 
the  colonies!  Of  the  future  we  know  nothing, 
of  the  past  little,  of  the  present  less ;  the  mirror 
is  too  close  to  our  eyes,  and  our  own  breath  dims  it. 


XOVIII.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

I  have  only  time  to  send  you  a  few  perfumes 
and  a  few  verses.  These  I  transcribe  out  of  a 
little  volume  of  Erinna :  the  perfumes  came  to  me 
from  Syria. 

Blessed  be  the  man  whose  beneficent  provi- 
dence gave  the  flowers  another  life !  We  seem  to 
retain  their  love  when  their  beauty  has  departed. 

ERINNA  TO  I-KUCONOB. 

If  comfort  is  unwelcome,  can  I  think 

Reproof  aught  less  will  be  ? 
The  cup  I  bring  to  cool  thee,  wilt  thou  drink, 

Fever'd  Leuconoe? 

Rather  with  Grief  than  Friendship  wouldst  thou  dwell, 

Because  Love  smiles  no  more ! 
Bent  down  by  culling  bitter  herbs,  to  swell 

A  cauldron  that  boils  o'er. 


XCIX.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Thanks  for  the  verses !  I  hope  Leuconoe  was 
as  grateful  as  I  am,  and  as  sensible  to  their  power 
of  soothing. 

Thanks  too  for  the  perfumes !  Pericles  is 
ashamed  of  acknowledging  he  is  fond  of  them  ; 
but  I  am  resolved  to  betray  one  secret  of  his :  I 
have  caught  him  several  times  trying  them,  as  he 
called  it. 

How  many  things  are  there  that  people  pretend 
to  dislike,  without  any  reason,  as  far  as  we  know, 
for  the  dislike  or  the  pretence  ! 

I  love  sweet  odours.  Surely  my  Cleone  herself 
must  have  breathed  her  very  soul  into  these  ! 
Let  me  smell  them  again  :  let  me  inhale  them  into 
the  sanctuary  of  my  breast,  lighted  up  by  her  love 
for  their  reception. 


394 

But,  ah  Cleonc !  what  an  importunate  and 
exacting  creature  is  Aspasia !  Have  you  no 
willows  fresh-peeled  ?  none  lying  upon  the  Lank 
for  baskets,  white,  rounded,  and  delicate,  as  your 
fingers !  How  fragrant  they  were  formerly !  1 
have  seen  none  lately.  Do  you  remember  the 
cross  old  Hermesionax  1  how  he  ran  to  beat  us  for 
breaking  his  twigs  1  and  how,  after  looking  in  our 
faces,  he  seated  himself  down  again,  finished  his 
basket,  disbursed  from  a  goat-skin  a  corroded 
clod  of  rancid  cheese,  put  it  in,  pushed  it  to  us, 
forced  it  under  my  arm,  told  us  to  carry  it  home 
with  the  Gods!  and  lifted  up  both  hands  and 
blest  us. 

I  do  not  wish  that  one  exactly ;  cheese  is  the 
cruellest  of  deaths  to  me ;  and  Pericles  abhors  it. 

I  am  running  over  trifling  occurrences  which 
you  must  have  forgotten.  You  are  upon  the  spot, 
and  have  no  occasion  to  recall  to  memory  how 
the  munificent  old  basket-maker  looked  after  us, 
not  seeing  his  dog  at  our  heels ;  how  we  coaxed 
the  lean,  shaggy,  suspicious  animal ;  how  many 
devices  we  contrived  to  throw  down,  or  let  slip,  so 
that  the  good  man  might  not  observe  it,  the 
pestilence  you  insisted  on  carrying;  how  many 
names  we  called  the  dog  by,  ere  we  found  the  true 
one,  Cyrus  ;  how,  when  we  had  drawn  him  behind 
the  lentisk,  we  rewarded  him  for  his  assiduities, 
holding  each  an  ear  nevertheless,  that  he  might 
not  carry  back  the  gift  to  his  master ;  and  how 
we  laughed  at  our  fears,  when  a  single  jerk  of  the 
head  served  at  once  to  engulf  the  treasure  and 
to  disengage  him. 

I  shall  always  love  the  smell  of  the  peeled 
willow.  Have  you  none  for  me!  Is  there  no 
young  poplar  then,  with  a  tear  in  his  eye  on 
bursting  into  bud  1  I  am  not  speaking  by  me- 
taphor and  Asiatically.  I  want  the  poplars,  the 
willows,  the  water-lilies,  and  the  soft  green 
herbage.  How  we  enjoyed  it  on  the  Mseander ! 
what  liberties  we  took  with  it !  robbing  it  of  the 
flowers  it  had  educated,  of  those  it  was  rear- 
ing, of  those  that  came  confidently  out  to  meet 
us,  and  of  those  that  hid  themselves.  None 
escaped  us.  For  these  remembrances,  green  is 
the  colour  I  love  best.  It  brings  me  to  the 
Fortunate  Island  and  my  Cleone ;  it  brings  me 
back  to  Childhood,  the  proud  little  nurse  of  Youth, 
brighter  of  eye  and  lighter  of  heart  than  Youth 
herself. 

These  are  not  regrets,  Cleone  ;  they  are  respira- 
tions, necessary  to  existence.  You  may  call  them 
half-wishes  if  you  will.  We  are  poor  indeed  when 
we  have  no  half-wishes  left  us.  The  heart  and 
the  imagination  close  the  shutters  the  instant 
they  are  gone. 

Do  not  chide  me  then  for  coming  to  you  after 
the  blossoms  and  buds  and  herbage  :  do  not  keep 
to  yourself  all  the  grass  on  the  Maeander.  We 
used  to  share  it ;  we  will  now.  I  love  it  where- 
over  I  can  get  a  glimpse  of  it.  It  is  the  home  of 
the  eyes,  ever  ready  to  receive  them,  and  spread- 
ing its  cool  couch  for  their  repose. 


0.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

Demophile,  poor  honest  faithful  creature  !  has 
yielded  to  her  infirmities.  I  have  spent  almost 
as  many  hours  with  her  in  these  last  autumnal 
months,  as  I  did  in  the  earliest  of  my  existence. 
She  could  not  carry  me  in  her  arms  again,  but  she 
was  happy  when  mine  were  about  her  neck,  and 
said  they  made  her  stronger.  Do  you  remember 
how  often  she  dropt  my  hand  to  take  yours, 
because  you  never  cried  I  saying, 

"  People  never  weep  nor  work,  themselves,  who 
can  make  others  weep  and  work  for  them.  That 
little  one  will  have  weeper  and  worker  too  about 
her  presently.  Look  at  her,  Cleone !  Can  not  you 
look  like  that?  Have  not  you  two  lips  and  two 
eyes  ?  Aspasia  has  not  three.  Try  now !  Mind 
how  I  do  it!" 

Good  simple  heart ! 

When  she  was  near  her  end,  she  said  to  me, 

"  Do  you  ever  go  and  read  those  names  and  bits 
of  verses  on  the  stones  yonder?  You  and  Aspasia 
used  formerly.  Some  of  them  tell  us  to  be  sad 
and  sorry  for  folks  who  died  a  hundred  years  ago; 
others  to  imitate  men  and  women  we  never  should 
have  had  a  chance  of  seeing,  had  they  been  living 
yet.  All  we  can  learn  from  them  is  this,  that  our 
city  never  had  any  bad  people  in  it,  but  has  been 
filled  with  weeping  and  wailing  from  its  founda- 
tion upward." 

These  things  puzzled  Demophile  :  she  was 
somewhat  vext  that  she  could  not  well  compre- 
hend them,  but  praised  the  Gods  that  our  house 
was  safe,  when  many  others  must  have  been  rent 
asunder  :  such  a  power  of  lamentation  ! 

"  My  name,"  said  she,  "  I  believe,  is  a  difficult 
and  troublesome  one  to  pinfold  in  a  tombstone  : 
nobody  has  ever  tried  how  it  would  sound  in 
verse :  but  if  you  and  Aspasia  think  me  worth 
remembering,  I  am  sure  you  could  do  more  with 
it  than  others  could;  and  you  would  lead  your 
little  ones,  when  the  Gods  have  given  you  any,  to 
come  and  see  it,  and  tell  them  many  things  of  old 
Demophile." 

I  assured  her  that,  if  I  outlived  her,  I  would 
prove,  in  the  manner  she  wished,  that  my  memory 
and  love  outlived  her  likewise. 

She  died  two  days  afterward. 

Nothing  is  difficult,  not  even  an  epitaph,  if  we 
prefer  the  thoughts  that  come  without  calling,  and 
receive  the  first  as  the  best  and  truest.  I  would 
not  close  my  eyes  to  sleep  until  I  had  performed 
my  promise. 

Demophile  rests  here  :  we  will  not  say 
That  she  was  aged,  lest  ye  turn  away  ; 
Nor  that  she  long  had  suffered  :  early  woes 
Alone  can  touch  you  ;  go,  and  pity  those ! 


CI.    ASPASIA    TO   CLEONE. 

Ah  poor  Demophile!  she  remembered  me 
then  !  How  sorry  I  am  I  can  not  tell  her  I  re- 
member her  ! 

Cleone  !  there  are  little  things  that  leave  no 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


395 


little  regrets.  I  might  have  said  kind  words, 
and  perhaps  have  done  kind  actions,  to  many 
who  now  are  beyond  the  reach  of  them.  One 
look  on  the  unfortunate  might  have  given  a  day's 
happiness ;  one  sigh  over  the  pillow  of  sickness 
might  have  insured  a  night's  repose ;  one  whis- 
per might  have  driven  from  their  victim  the 
furies  of  despair. 

We  think  too  much  upon  what  the  Gods  have 
given  us,  and  too  little  why. 

We  both  are  young;  and  yet  we  have  seen 
several  who  loved  us  pass  away ;  and  we  never 
can  live  over  again  as  we  lived  before.  A  portion 
of  our  lives  is  consumed  by  the  torch  we  follow 
at  their  funerals.  We  enter  into  another  state  of 
existence,  resembling  indeed  and  partaking  of 
the  former,  but  another !  it  contains  the  substance 
of  the  same  sorrows,  the  shadow  of  the  same 
joys.  Alas  !  how  true  are  the  words  of  the  old 
poet. 

We  lose  a  life  in  every  friend  we  lose, 
And  every  death  is  painful  but  the  last. 

I  often  think  of  my  beautiful  nurse,  Myrtale, 
now  married  very  happily  in  Clazomenai.  My 
first  verses  were  upon  her.  These  are  the  verses 
I  thought  so  good,  that  I  wrote  a  long  disserta- 
tion on  the  trochaic  metre,  to  prove  it  the  most 
magnificent  of  metres ;  and  I  mentioned  in  it  all 
the  poets  that  ever  wrote,  from  epigrammatic  to 
epic,  praising  some  and  censuring  others,  a  judge 
without  appeal  upon  all. 

How  you  laughed  at  me  !  Do  you  remember 
the  lines?  I  wonder  they  are  not  worse  than 
they  are. 

Myrtale  !  may  heaven  reward  thee 

For  thy  tenderness  and  care  ! 
Dressing  me  in  all  thy  virtues, 

Docile,  duteous,  gentle,  fair. 

One  alone  thou  never  heededst, 

I  can  boast  that  one  alone ; 
Grateful  beats  the  heart  thy  nurseling, 

Myrtale!  'tis  all  thy  own. 

Oil.     PERICLES   TO   ASPASIA. 

Receive  old  Lycoris,  and  treat  her  affably.  She 
has  much  influence  in  her  tribe.  The  elderly  of 
your  sex  possess  no  small  authority  in  our  city, 
and  I  suspect  that  in  others  too  they  have  their 
sway.  She  made  me  tremble  once.  Philotas 
asked  her  how  she  liked  my  speech,  I  forget  upon 
what  occasion :  she  answered, 

"  His  words  are  current  words,  and  ring  well ; 
but  unless  he  gives  us  more  of  them  for  the 
trouble  of  our  attendance,  he  shall  not  be  archon, 
I  promise  him." 

Now  I  know  not  how  long  I  could  protract  a 
speech,  nor  how  long  I  could  keep  my  head  under 
water :  these  are  accomplishments  I  have  never 
studied.  Lycoris  and  I  are  still  friends  however. 
In  my  favour  she  has  waved  her  promise,  and  lets 
me  be  an  archon.* 


*  Plutarch  says  he  never  was  archon ;  he  means  perhaps 
first  archon. 


CHI.    ASPASIA    TO    CLEONE. 

It  is  difficult  and  unsafe  to  pick  up  a  pearl 
dropped  by  Alcman.  Usually  it  is  moist  with 
the  salt  of  its  habitation ;  and  something  not 
quite  cleanly  may  be  found  adhering  to  it.  Here 
however  is  one  which  even  my  chaste  Cleone  may 
look  down  on  with  complacency. 

«  So  pure  my  love  is,  I  could  light 
The  torch  on  Aglae's  wedding-night, 

Nor  bend  its  flame  with  sighs, 
See,  from  beneath,  her  chamber-door 
Unclose,  and  bridemaids  trip  before, 

With  undetected  eyes." 

Cupid  stood  near  and  heard  this  said, 
And  full  of  malice  shook  his  head, 
Then  cried  "  111  trust  him  when  he  swears 
He  can  not  mount  the  first  three  stairs ; 
Even  then  I'll  take  one  look  below 
And  see  with  my  own  eyes  'tis  so." 

And  even  Mimnermus,  who  bears  but  an  in- 
different character  with  the  chaste,  is  irreproach- 
able in  those  verses,  which  he  appears  to  have 
written  in  the  decline  of  life. 

Love  ran  with  me,  then  walk'd,  then  sate, 
Then  said  "  Come,  come .'  it  growt  too  late  : " 
And  then  he  would  have  gone  . .  but . .  no  . . 
You  caught  his  eye ;  he  could  not  go. 


CIV.    PEKIOLES  TO   ASPASIA. 

Send  me  a  note  whenever  you  are  idle  and 
thinking  of  me,  dear  Aspasia  !  Send  it  always 
by  some  old  slave,  ill-dressed.  The  people  will 
think  it  a  petition,  or  something  as  good,  and 
they  will  be  sure  to  observe  the  pleasure  it  throws 
into  my  countenance.  Two  winds  at  once  will 
blow  into  my  sails,  each  helping  me  onward. 

If  I  am  tired,  your  letter  will  refresh  me ;  if 
occupied,  it  will  give  me  activity.  Beside,  what 
a  deal  of  time  we  lose  in  business  ! 


CV.     ASPASIA   TO   PERICLES. 

Would  to  heaven,  0  Pericles !  you  had  no  busi- 
ness at  all,  but  the  conversation  of  your  friends. 
You  must  always  be  the  greatest  man  in  the  city, 
whoever  may  be  the  most  popular.  I  wish  we 
could  spend  the  whole  day  together;  must  it 
never  be  ?  Are  you  not  already  in  possession  of 
all  you  ever  contended  for  ? 

It  is  time,  methinks,  that  you  should  leave  off 
speaking  in  public,  for  you  begin  to  be  negligent 
and  incorrect.  I  am  to  write  you  a  note  when- 
ever I  am  idle  and  thinking  of  you  ! 

Pericles  !  Pericles !  how  far  is  it  from  idleness 
to  think  of  you !  We  come  to  rest  before  we 
come  to  idleness. 


CVI.    PERICLES   TO   ASPASIA. 

In  our  republic  it  is  no  easy  thing  to  obtain  an 
act  of  divorce  from  power.  It  usually  is  delivered 
to  us  by  the  messagcr  of  Death,  or  presented  in 


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due  form  by  our  judges  where  the  oyster  keeps 
open  house. 

Now,  oysters  are  quite  out  of  season  in  the 
summer  of  life  ;  and  life,  just  about  this  time,  I 
do  assure  you,  is  often  worth  keeping.  I  thought 
so  even  before  I  knew  you,  when  I  thought  but 
little  about  the  matter.  It  is  a  casket  not  pre- 
cious in  itself,  but  valuable  in  proportion  to  what 
Fortune,  or  Industry,  or  Virtue,  has  placed 
within  it. 

CVII.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

When  Pericles  is  too  grave  and  silent,  I  usually 
take  up  my  harp  and  sing  to  it ;  for  music  is  often 
acceptable  to  the  ear  when  it  would  avoid  or  re- 
pose from  discourse.  He  tells  me  that  it  not  only 
excites  the  imagination,  but  invigorates  eloquence 
and  refreshes  memory  :  that  playing  on  my  harp 
to  him  is  like  besprinkling  a  tessellated  pavement 
with  odoriferous  water,  which  brings  out  the 
images,  cools  the  apartment,  and  gratifies  the 
senses  by  its  fragrance. 

"That  instrument,"  said  he,  "is  the  rod  of 
Hermes ;  it  calls  up  the  spirits  from  below,  or 
conducts  them  back  again  to  Elysium.  With 
what  ecstacy  do  I  throb  and  quiver  under  those 
refreshing  showers  of  sound  ! " 

Come  sprinkle  me  soft  music  o'er  the  breast, 

Bring  me  the  varied  colours  into  light 
That  now  obscurely  on  its  tablet  rest, 

Show  me  its  flowers  and  figures  fresh  and  bright. 

Waked  at  thy  voice  and  touch,  again  the  chords 
Restore  what  restless  years  had  moved  away, 

Restore  the  glowing  cheeks,  the  tender  words, 

Youth's  short-lived  spring  and  Pleasure's  summer-day. 

I  believe  he  composed  these  verses  while  I  was 
playing,  although  he  disowns  them,  asking  me 
whether  I  am  willing  to  imagine  that  my  execu- 
tion is  become  so  powerless. 

You  remember  my  old  song :  it  was  this  I  had 
been  playing : 

The  reeds  were  green  the  other  day, 
Among  the  reeds  we  loved  to  play, 

We  loved  to  play  while  they  were  green. 
The  reeds  are  hard  and  yellow  now, 
No  more  their  tufted  heads  they  bow 

To  beckon  us  behind  the  scene. 

"  What  is  it  like  ?  "  my  mother  said, 
And  laid  her  hand  upon  my  head  ; 

"  Mother !  I  can  not  tell  indeed. 
I've  thought  of  all  hard  things  I  know, 
I've  thought  of  all  the  yellow  too ; 

It  only  can  be  like  the  reed." 

CVIII.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Panenos  is  our  best  painter  :  he  was  educated 
by  Pheidias,  who  excels  all  the  painters  in  correct- 
ness of  design.  Panenos  has  travelled  into 
Egypt,  in  which  country,  he  tells  us,  the  colours 
are  as  fresh  upon  the  walls  of  the  temples  as 
when  they  were  painted,  two  thousand  years  ago. 
Pericles  wishes  to  have  a  representation  of  me  in 
the  beginning  of  every  Olympiad.  Alas  !  what 


an  imprudence  !  The  most  youthful  lover  never 
committed  one  greater. 

I  will  not  send  a  stranger  to  you,  Cleone !  I 
will  send  the  fugitive  of  Miletus  when  Epimedea 
was  giving  her  the  lecture  in  the  bath.  Be  quiet 
now ;  say  nothing  ;  even  the  bath  itself  is  quite 
imaginary. 

Panenos  plays  upon  the  harp.  I  praised  him 
for  the  simplicity  and  melody  of  the  tune,  and 
for  his  execution.  He  was  but  little  pleased. 

"  Lady"  said  he  to  me  "  a  painter  can  be  two 
things ;  he  can  be  painter  and  statuary,  which  is 
much  the  easier :  make  him  a  third,  and  you 
reduce  him  to  nothing." 

"  Yet  Pericles,"  said  I,  "  plays  rather  well." 

"Rather  well,  I  can  believe,"  said  he,  "  because 
I  know  that  his  master  was  Damon,  who  was  very 
skilful  and  very  diligent.  Damon,  like  every 
clever  composer  I  have  met  with,  or  indeed  ever 
heard  of,  was  a  child  in  levity  and  dissipation. 
His  life  was  half  feast,  half  concert." 

"  But,  Panenos,"  said  I,  "surely  we  may  be  fond 
of  music,  and  yet  stand  a  little  on  this  side  of 
idiocy." 

"Aspasia!"  he  replied,  "he  who  loves  not 
music  is  a  beast  of  one  species ;  he  who  overloves 
it  is  a  beast  of  another,  whose  brain  is  smaller 
than  a  nightingale's,  and  his  heart  than  a  lizard's. 
Record  me  one  memorable  saying,  one  witticism, 
one  just  remark,  of  any  great  musician,  and  I 
consent  to  undergo  the  punishment  of  Marsyas. 
Some  among  them  are  innocent  and  worthy  men ; 
not  many,  nor  the  first.  Dissipation,  and,  what 
is  strange,  selfishness,  and  disregard  to  punc- 
tuality in  engagements,  are  common  and  nearly 
general  in  the  more  distinguished  of  them. 

"  0  Music !  how  it  grieves  me,  that  imprudence, 
intemperance,  gluttony,  should  open  their  chan- 
nels into  thy  sacred  stream  ! " 

Panenos  said  this  :  let  us  never  believe  a  word 
of  it.  He  himself  plays  admirably,  although  no 
composer. 

CIX.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

0  Aspasia  !  have  you  heard  (you  surely  must) 
that  the  people  of  Samos  have  declared  war 
against  us]  It  is  hardly  sixty  years  since  our 
beautiful  city  was  captured  and  destroyed  by  the 
Persians.  In  vain  hath  she  risen  from  her  ashes 
with  fresh  splendour !  Another  Phrynicus  will 
have  perhaps  to  write  another  tragedy  upon  us. 

Is  it  an  offence  to  be  flourishing  and  happy  ? 

The  unfortunate  meet  and  embrace  :  the  for- 
tunate meet  and  tear  each  other  to  pieces.  What 
wonder  that  the  righteous  Gods  allow  to  pros- 
perity so  brief  a  space  ! 

CX.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Be  composed  and  tranquil :  read  the  speech  of 
Pericles  to  the  Athenians. 

BPKKCH  OF  PERICLES. 

The   Milesians,  it  appears,  have   sent  cmbas- 


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eadors  to  you,  0  men  of  Athens  !  not  entreating 
the  co-operation  of  your  arms,  but  the  interpo- 
sition of  your  wisdom  and  integrity.  They  have 
not  spoken,  nor  indeed  can  they  deem  it  neces- 
sary to  speak,  of  dangers  recently  undergone  to- 
gether with  you,  of  ancient,  faithful,  indissoluble 
alliances,  or  the  glory  of  descending  from  the 
same  forefathers.  On  this  plea  Miletus  might 
have  claimed  as  a  right  what  she  solicits  as  a 
favour. 

Samos,  0  Athenians,  has  dared  to  declare  war 
against  the  people  of  Miletus.  She  envies  us  our 
commerce,  and,  unable  to  find  a  plea  for  assailing 
us,  strikes  our  friend  in  our  sight,  and  looks  im- 
pudently in  our  faces  to  see  whether  we  will  re- 
sent it. 

No,  Athenians,  we  will  not  resent  it,  until  we 
have  sent  embassadors,  to  ask  her  why  she  has 
taken  up  arms  against  the  peaceful  and  unoffend- 
ing ?  It  were  well  were  it  permitted  us  to  abstain. 
Yes,  I  feel  I  am  hazarding  your  favour  by  recom- 
mending delay  and  procrastination  :  but  I  do  not 
apprehend  that  we  are  losing  much  time.  We 
have  weapons,  we  have  ships,  we  have  the  same 
soldiers  who  quelled  braver  enemies.  The  van- 
quished seem  again  to  be  filling  up  the  ranks  we 
have  thinned.  They  murmur,  they  threaten,  they 
conspire,  they  prepare  (and  preparation  denounces 
it)  hostility.  Let  them  come  forth  against  us. 
Wealth  rises  up  to  our  succour  in  that  harbour  : 
Glory  stands  firm  and  bids  them  defiance  on 
those  walls. 

Wait,  wait !  twenty  days  only.    Ten.    Not  ten? 

Little  becomes  it  me,  0  Athenians  !  to  oppose 
your  wishes  or  to  abate  your  ardour. 

Depart,  then,  heralds !  and  carry  with  you  war. 


CXI.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

I  have  asked  Pericles  to  let  me  see  all  his 
speeches.  He  declared  to  me  that  he  has  kept 
no  copies,  but  promised  that  he  would  attempt  to 
recover  some  of  them  from  his  friends.  I  was 
disappointed  and  grieved,  and  told  him  I  was 
angry  with  him.  He  answered  thus,  taking  me 
by  the  hand. 

"So,  you  really  are  angry  that  I  have  been 
negligent  in  the  preservation  of  my  speeches,  after 
all  my  labour  in  modelling  and  correcting  them. 
You  are  anxious  that  I  should  be  praised  as  a 
writer,  by  writers  who  direct  the  public  in  these 
matters.  Aspasia !  I  know  their  value.  Under- 
stand me  correctly  and  comprehensively.  I  mean 
partly  the  intrinsic  worth  of  their  commendations, 
and  partly  (as  we  pay  in  the  price  of  our  utensils') 
the  fashion.  I  have  been  accused  of  squandering 
away  both  the  public  money  and  my  own :  nobody 
shall  ever  accuse  me  of  paying  three  obols  for  the 
most  grandly  embossed  and  most  sonorous  pane- 
gyric. I  would  excite  the  pleasure  ( it  were  too 
much  to  say  the  admiration )  of  judicious  and 
thoughtful  men ;  but  I  would  neither  soothe  nor 
irritate  these  busybodies.  I  have  neither  honey 


nor  lime  for  ants.  We  know  that  good  writers 
are  often  gratified  by  the  commendation  of  bad 
ones ;  and  that  even  when  the  learned  and  intel- 
ligent have  brought  the  materials  to  crown  their 
merits,  they  have  looked  toward  the  door  at  some 
petulant  smirking  page,  for  the  thread  that  was 
to  bind  the  chaplet.  Little  do  I  wish  to  hear 
what  I  am,  much  less  what  I  am  not.  Enough 
for  me  to  feel  the  consciousness  and  effect  of  health 
and  strength  :  surely  it  is  better  than  to  be  told  by 
those  who  salute  me,  that  I  am  looking  very  well. 

"  You  may  reply  that  the  question  turns  not 
upon  compliments,  but  upon  censure. 

"Really  I  know  not  what  my  censurers  may 
write,  never  having  had  the  advantage  of  reading 
their  lucubrations  ;  all  I  know  is  this;  if  I  am  not 
their  Pericles,  I  am  at  least  the  Pericles  of  Aspasia 
and  the  Athenians." 


CXII.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

We  were  conversing  on  oratory  and  orators, 
when  Anaxagoras  said,  looking  at  Pericles  and 
smiling, 

"  They  are  described  by  Hesiod  in  two  verses, 
which  he  applies  to  himself  and  the  poets  : 

Lies  very  like  the  truth  we  tell, 
And,  when  we  wish  it,  truth  as  well. 

Meton  relaxed  from  his  usual  seriousness,  but 
had  no  suspicion  of  the  application,  saying, 

"  Cleverly  applied  indeed  ! " 

Pericles  enjoyed  equally  the  simplicity  of  Meton 
and  the  slyness  of  Anaxagoras,  and  said, 

"  Meton !  our  friend  Anaxagoras  is  so  modest 
a  man,  that  the  least  we  can  do  for  him  is  to  ac- 
knowledge his  claims  as  heir  general  to  Hesiod : 
see  them  registered." 

I  have  never  observed  the  temper  of  Pericles 
either  above  or  below  the  enjoyment  of  a  joke ;  he 
invites  and  retaliates,  but  never  begins,  lest  he 
should  appear  to  take  a  liberty. 

There  are  proud  men  of  so  much  delicacy 
that  it  almost  conceals  their  pride,  and  perfectly 
excuses  it. 

Meton  never  talks,  but  answers  questions  with 
great  politeness,  although  with  less  clearness  and 
precision  than  you  would  expect.  I  remarked  to 
him,  one  evening,  that  mathematicians  had  great 
advantages  over  others  in  disputation,  from  the 
habitude  they  had  acquired  of  exactness  in  solving 
their  problems. 

"  We  mathematicians,"  answered  he, "  lay  claim 
to  this  precision.  I  need  not  mention  to  you, 
Aspasia,  that  of  all  the  people  who  assemble  at 
your  house,  I  am  the  only  one  that  ever  wants  a 
thought  or  word.  We  are  exact  in  our  own  proper 
workmanship.  Give  us  time,  and  we  can  discover 
what  is  false  in  logic ;  but  I  never  was  acquainted 
with  a  mathematician  who  was  ready  at  correcting 
in  himself  a  flaw  of  ratiocination,  or  who  pro- 
duced the  fitting  thing  in  any  moderate  time. 
Composition  is  quite  beyond  our  sphere.  I  am 
not  envious  of  others ;  but  I  often  regret  in  my- 


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self  that,  while  they  are  delivering  their  opinions 
freely  and  easily,  I  am  arranging  mine;  and  that, 
in  common  with  all  the  mathematicians  of  my 
acquaintance,  I  am  no  prompt  debater,  no  acute 
logician,  no  clear  expositor,  but  begin  in  hesi- 
tation and  finish  in  confusion." 

I  assure  you,  Cleone,  I  have  been  obliged  to 
give  order  and  regularity  to  these  few  words  of 
the  wise  contemplative  Meton,  and  to  remove  from 
among  them  many  that  were  superfluous  and 
repeated.  When  he  had  paused,  I  told  him  I 
sometimes  wished  he  would  exercise  his  powerful 
mind  in  conversation. 

"  I  have  hardly  time,"  said  he,  "  for  study,  much 
less  for  disputation.  Earely  have  I  known  a  dis- 
putant who,  however  dexterous,  did  not  either 
drive  by  Truth  or  over  her,  or  who  stopped  to 
salute  her,  unless  he  had  something  fine  or  novel 
to  display.  He  would  stumble  over  my  cubes  and 
spheres,  and  I  should  leave  my  leg  in  his  noose." 

"  And  yet  Anaxagoras  and  you  agree  well  to- 
gether," said  I. 

"Anaxagoras,"  replied  he,  "usually  asks  me 
short  questions,  and  helps  me  himself  to  explain 
them.  He  comes  to  me  when  I  am  alone,  and 
would  find  no  pleasure  in  showing  to  others  my 
perplexity.  Seldom  do  I  let  him  go  again,  until 
he  has  given  me  some  help  or  some  incitement 
in  my  studies.  He  suggests  many  things." 

"  Silence,  good  Meton  !"  cried  Anaxagoras,  "  or 
I  may  begin  to  talk  of  a  luminary  whose  light  has 
not  yet  reached  the  earth." 

The  three  men  smiled :  they  have  some  mean- 
ing uncommunicated  to  me.  Perhaps  it  is  a  re- 
mark of  Pericles,  in  encouragement  of  Anaxago- 
ras, that,  while  others  pass  before  us  like  a  half- 
obol  tow-link  across  a  dark  alley,  and  dazzle  and 
disappear,  his  loftier  light  has  not  yet  come  down 
to  the  intellects  of  his  fellow-citizens ;  or  perhaps 
it  may  really  have  a  reference  to  some  discovery 
in  astronomy. 

Pericles  goes  in  person  to  command  the  expe- 
dition against  Samos.  He  promises  me  it  will 
soon  be  ready  to  sail,  and  tells  me  to  expect  him 
back  again  within  a  few  months.  Artemon  is 
preparing  machines  of  great  magnitude  for  the 
attack  of  the  city.  He  teaches  me  that  the 
Samians  are  brave  and  wealthy,  and  that  no  city 
is  capable  of  such  a  resistance.  Certainly  never 
were  such  preparations.  I  hope  at  least  that  the 
report  of  them  will  detain  your  enemies  at  home, 
and  at  all  events  that,  before  they  land,  you  will 
leave  Miletus  and  come  to  me.  The  war  is  very 
popular  at  Athens  :  I  dare  say  it  is  equally  so  at 
Samos,  equally  so  at  Miletus.  Nothing  pleases 
men  like  renewing  their  ancient  alliance  with  the 
brutes,  and  breaking  off  the  more  recent  one  with 
their  fellow  creatures. 

War  is  it,  O  grave  heads !  that  ye 
With  stern  and  stately  pomp  decree  ? 
Inviting  all  the  Gods  from  far 
To  join  you  in  the  game  of  war ! 
Have  ye  then  lived  so  many  years 
To,  find  no  purer  joy  than  tears  ? 


And  seek  ye  now  the  highest  good 
In  strife,  in  anguish,  and  in  blood? 
Your  wisdom  may  be  more  than  ours, 
But  you  have  spent  your  golden  hours, 
And  have  methinks  but  little  right 
To  make  the  happier  fret  and  fight. 
Ah  !  when  will  come  the  calmer  day 
When  these  dark  clouds  shall  pass  away  ? 
When  (should  two  cities  disagree) 
The  young,  the  beauteous,  and  the  free, 
Rushing  with  all  their  force,  shall  meet 
And  struggle  with  embraces  sweet, 
Till  they  who  may  have  suffer 'd  most 
Give  in,  and  own  the  battle  lost. 

Philosophy  does  not  always  play  fair  with  us. 
She  often  eludes  us  when  she  has  invited  us, 
and  leaves  us  when  she  has  led  us  the  farthest 
way  from  home.  Perhaps  it  is  because  we  have 
jumped  up  from  our  seats  at  the  first  lesson  she 
would  give  us,  and  the  easiest,  and  the  best. 
There  are  few  words  in  the  precept, 

Give  pleasure  :  receive  it : 

Avoid  giving  pain  :  avoid  receiving  it. 

For  the  duller  scholar,  who  may  find  it  difficult  to 
learn  the  whole,  she  cuts  each  line  in  the  middle, 
and  tells  him  kindly  that  it  will  serve  the  purpose, 
if  he  will  but  keep  it  in  his  memory. 


CXIII.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

Will  you  never  be  serious,  even  upon  the  most 
serious  occasions'?  There  are  so  many  Grecian 
states,  on  both  continents  and  in  the  islands,  that 
surely  some  could  always  be  found  both  willing 
and  proper  to  arbitrate  on  any  dissension.  If  liti- 
gations are  decided  by  arbiters  when  two  men 
contend  (as  they  often  are)  surely  it  would  be  an 
easier  matter  with  cities  and  communities;  for 
they  are  not  liable  to  the  irritation  arising  from 
violent  words,  nor  to  the  hatred  that  springs  up 
afresh  between  two  men  who  strive  for  property, 
every  time  they  come  within  sight.  I  believe  the 
Greeks  are  the  happiest  people  upon  earth,  or 
that  ever  are  likely  to  exist  upon  it;  and  chiefly 
from  their  separation  into  small  communities, 
independent  governments,  and  laws  made  by  the 
people  for  the  people !  But  unless  they  come  to  the 
determination  that  no  war  whatever  shall  be  un- 
dertaken until  the  causes  of  quarrel  are  examined, 
and  the  conditions  of  accommodation  are  proposed 
by  others,  from  whom  impartiality  is  most  reason- 
ably to  be  expected,  they  will  exist  without  enjoy- 
ing the  greatest  advantage  that  the  Gods  have 
offered  them.  Religious  men,  I  foresee,  will  be 
sorry  to  displease  the  God  of  battles.  Let  him 
have  all  the  kingdoms  of  the  world  to  himself, 
but  I  wish  he  would  resign  to  the  quieter  Deities 
our  little  Greece. 

Preparations  are  going  on  here  for  resistance 
to  the  Samians,  and  we  hear  that  Athenian  ships 
are  cruizing  off  their  island. 

In  case  of  necessity,  everything  is  ready  for  my 
departure  to  the  sources  of  the  Maeander.  I  will 
prove  to  you  that  I  am  not  hurried  nor  frightened ; 
I  have  leisure  to  write  out  what  perhaps  may  be 


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the  last  verses  written  in  Miletus,  unless  we  are 
relieved. 

LITTLE  AGLAE, 

To  her  Father,  on  her  Statue  being  called  like  her. 

Father  !  the  little  girl  we  see 

Is  not,  I  fancy,  so  like  me  ; 

You  never  hold  her  on  your  knee. 

When  she  came  home  the  other  day 
You  kiss'd  her ;  but  I  can  not  say 
She  kiss'd  you  first  and  ran  away. 

CXIV.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Herodotus,  on  returning  from  his  victory  at  the 
Olympian  games,  was  the  guest  of  Pericles.  You 
saw  him  afterward ;  and  he  might  have  told  you 
that  Pericles  was  urgent  with  him  to  remain  at 
Athens.  True,  as  a  stranger,  he  would  have  been 
without  influence  here  in  political  affairs.  It  is 
evident  that  he  desires  no  such  thing,  but  prefers, 
as  literary  men  should  always  do,  tranquillity  and 
retirement.  These  he  may  enjoy  in  perfection 
where  he  is,  and  write  the  truth  intrepidly.  Peri- 
cles has  more  than  once  heard  from  him.  Life 
passes  in  no  part  of  the  world  so  easily  and  placidly 
as  among  the  Grecian  colonies  in  Italy.  They 
rarely  quarrel;  they  have  room  enough,  men 
enough,  wealth  enough,  and  not  too  much.  One 
petty  tyrant  has  sprung  up  among  them  lately, 
and  has  imprisoned,  exiled,  and  murdered,  the 
best  citizens. 

Pericles  was  asked  his  advice  what  should  be 
done  with  him.  He  answered, 

"  I  never  interfere  in  the  affairs  of  others.  It 
appears  to  me  that,  where  you  have  nothing  but  a 
weazel  to  hunt,  you  should  not  bring  many  dogs 
into  the  field,  nor  great  ones ;  but  in  fact  the  rat- 
catcher is  the  best  counsellor  on  these  occasions : 
he  neither  makes  waste  nor  noise." 

The  tyrant,  we  hear,  is  sickening,  and  many 
epitaphs  are  already  composed  for  him ;  the 
shortest  is, 

The  pigmy  despot  Mutinas  lies  here ; 

He  was  not  godless ;  no ;  his  God  was  Fear. 

Herodotus  tells  us,  that  throughout  the  lower  Italy 
poverty  is  unknown;  every  town  well  governed, 
every  field  well  ploughed,  every  meadow  well  irri- 
gated, every  vineyard  pruned  scientifically.  The 
people  choose  their  higher  magistrates  from  the 
most  intelligent,  provided  they  are  not  needy. 
The  only  offices  that  are  salaried  are  the  lower, 
which  all  the  citizens  have  an  equal  chance  of 
attaining ;  some  by  lot,  some  by  suffrage.  This  is 
the  secret  why  the  governments  are  peaceful  and 
durable.  No  rich  man  can  become  the  richer  for 
them;  every  poor  man  may,  but  honestly  and 
carefully. 

CXV.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

Corinna  was  honoured  in  her  native  place  as 
greatly  as  abroad.  This  is  the  privilege  of  our  sex. 
Pindar  and  jEschylus  left  their  country,  not  be- 
cause the  lower  orders  were  indifferent  or  unjust 


to  them,  but  because  those  who  were  born  their 
equals  could  not  endure  to  see  them  rise  their 
superiors. 

What  a  war  against  the  Gods  is  this ! 

It  seems  as  if  it  were  decreed  by  a  public  edict, 
that  no  one  shall  receive  from  them  any  gift  above 
a  certain  value ;  and  that,  if  they  do  receive  it, 
they  shall  be  permitted  to  return  the  Gods  no 
thanks  for  it  in  their  native  city. 

So  then !  republics  must  produce  genius,  and 
kings  reward  it ! 

So  then !  Hiero  and  Archelaiis  must  be  elevated 
to  the  rank  of  Cimon  and  Pericles !  O  shame !  0 
ignominy ! 

What  afflicts  me  deeply  is  the  intelligence  we 
receive  that  Herodotus  has  left  Ionia.  He  was 
crowned  at  the  Olympian  games;  he  was  invited 
to  a  public  festival  in  every  city  he  visited  through- 
out the  whole  extent  of  Greece  ;  even  his  own  was 
pleased  with  him  :  yet  he  too  has  departed ;  not 
to  Archelaiis  or  to  Hiero,  but  to  the  retirement 
and  tranquillity  of  Italy. 

I  do  believe,  Aspasia,  that  studious  men,  who 
look  so  quiet,  are  the  most  restless  men  in  existence. 


ORATION   OF   PERICLES   TO   THE   SOLDIERS 
BOUND   SAMOS. 

Little  time  is  now  left  us,  0  Athenians,  between 
the  consideration  and  the  accomplishment  of  our 
duties.  The  justice  of  the  cause,  when  it  was  first 
submitted  to  your  decision  in  the  Agora,  was 
acknowledged  with  acclamations ;  the  success  of  it 
you  have  insured  by  your  irresistible  energy.  The 
port  of  Samos  is  in  our  possession,  and  we  have  oc- 
cupied all  the  eminences  round  her  walls.  Patience 
is  now  as  requisite  to  us  as  to  the  enemy :  for, 
although  every  city  which  can  be  surrounded,  can 
be  captured,  yet  in  some,  where  courage  and  num- 
bers have  been  insufficient  to  drive  off  the  besieger, 
Nature  and  Art  may  have  thrown  up  obstacles  to 
impede  his  progress.  Such  is  Samos;  the  strongest 
fortress  in  Europe,  excepting  only  Byzantion. 
But  Byzantion  fell  before  our  fathers ;  and  unless 
she  become  less  deaf  to  the  reclamations  of  honour, 
less  indifferent  to  the  sanctitude  of  treaties,  unless 
she  prefer  her  fellow-soldiers  to  her  common 
enemy,  freedom  to  aristocracy,  friends  to  strangers, 
Greeks  to  Asiatics,  she  shall  abase  her  Thracian 
fierceness  before  vs.  However,  we  will  neither 
spurn  the  suppliant  nor  punish  the  repentant : 
our  arms  we  will  turn  for  ever,  as  we  turn  them 
now,  against  the  malicious  rival,  the  alienated 
relative,  the  apostate  confederate,  and  the  proud 
oppressor.  Where  a  sense  of  dignity  is  faint  and 
feeble,  and  where  reason  hath  lain  unexercised 
and  inert,  many  nations  have  occasionally  been 
happy  and  even  flourishing  under  kings  :  but 
oligarchy  hath  ever  been  a  curse  to  all,  from  its 
commencement  to  its  close.  To  remove  it  eter- 
nally from  the  vicinity  of  Miletus,  and  from  the 
well-disposed  of  that  very  city  by  which  hostilities 
are  denounced  against  her,  is  at  once  our  interest 
and  our  duty.  For  oligarchs  in  every  part  of  the 


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PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


world  are  necessarily  our  enemies,  since  we  have 
always  shown  our  fixed  determination  to  aid  and 
support  with  all  our  strength  the  defenders  of 
civility  and  freedom.  It  is  not  in  our  power  (for 
against  our  institutions  and  consciences  we  Athe- 
nians can  do  nothing),  it  is  not  in  our  power,  I 
repeat  it,  to  sit  idly  by,  while  those  who  were  our 
fellow-combatants  against  the  Persian,  and  who 
suffered  from  his  aggression  even  more  than  we 
did,  are  assailed  by  degenerate  lonians,  whose 
usurpation  rests  on  Persia.  We  have  enemies 
wherever  there  is  injustice  done  to  Greeks ;  and 
we  will  abolish  that  injustice,  and  we  will  quell 
those  enemies.  Wherever  there  are  equal  laws  we 
have  friends ;  and  those  friends  we  will  succour, 
and  those  laws  we  will  maintain.  On  which  side 
do  the  considerate  and  religious  look  forward  to 
the  countenance  of  the  Gods  ?  Often  have  they 
deferred  indeed  their  righteous  judgments,  but 
never  have  they  deserted  the  long-suffering  and 
the  brave.  Upon  the  ground  where  we  were  stand- 
ing when  you  last  heard  my  appeal  to  you,  were 
not  Xerxes  and  his  myriads  encamped?  What 
drove  them  from  it  ]  The  wisdom,  force,  and  for- 
titude, breathed  into  your  hearts  by  the  immortal 
Gods.  Preserve  them  with  equal  constancy ;  and 
your  return,  I  promise  you,  shall  not  have  been 
more  glorious  from  Salamis  than  from  Samos. 

CXVI.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

I  must  always  send  you  poetry  when  I  find  it, 
whether  in  a  greater  quantity  or  a  smaller  :  not 
indeed  all  I  happen  to  find ;  for  certainly  the  most- 
part  even  of  careful  collections  is  mere  trash.  If 
there  is  a  word  too  much  in  sense  or  sentiment, 
it  is  no  poem ;  just  as,  if  there  is  a  syllable  in  a 
verse  too  much,  it  is  no  metre.  I  speak  only  of 
these  shorter ;  not  of  those  which  are  long  enough 
to  stretch  ourselves  on  and  sleep  in.  But  there 
are  poetical  cooks  so  skilful  in  dividing  the  tendons 
of  their  cub-fed  animals,  that  they  contrive  to  fill 
a  capacious  dish  with  a  few  couples  of  the  most 
meagre  and  tottering.  From  Athens  you  shall 
have  nothing  that  is  not  attic.  I  wish  I  could 
always  give  you  the  names  of  the  authors. 

Look  at  that  fountain  1    Gods  around 

Sit  and  enjoy  its  liquid  sound. 

Come,  come :  why  should  not  we  draw  near  ? 

Let  them  look  on :  they  can  not  hear. 

But  if  they  envy  what  we  do, 

Say,  have  not  Gods  been  happy  too  ? 

The  following  were  composed  on  a  picture  in 
which  Cupid  is  represented  tearing  a  rose-bud. 

Ah  Cupid!  Cupid!  let  alone 

That  bud  above  the  rest : 
The  Graces  wear  it  in  their  zone, 

Thy  mother  on  her  breast. 
Does  it  not  grieve  thee  to  destroy 

So  beautiful  a  flower  ? 
If  thou  must  do  it,  cruel  boy, 

Far  distant  be  the  hour  .' 
If  the  sweet  bloom  (so  tinged  with  fire 

Prom  thy  own  torch)  must  die, 
Let  it,  O  generous  Love  !  expire 

Beneath  a  lover's  sigh. 


The  next  is,  A  Faun  to  Eriopis,  a  Wood- 
nymph,  who  had  permitted  a  kiss,  and  was  sorry 
for  it. 

Tell  me,  Eriopis,  why 

Lies  in  shade  that  languid  eye  ? 

Hast  thou  caught  the  hunter's  shout 

Far  from  Dian,  and  without 

Any  sister  nymph  to  say 

Whither  leads  the  downward  way  ? 

Trust  me  :  never  be  afraid 

Of  thy  Faun,  my  little  maid  ! 

He  will  never  call  thee  Dear, 

Press  thy  finger,  pinch  thy  ear, 

To  admire  it  overspread 

Swiftly  with  pellucid  red, 

Nor  shall  broad  and  slender  feet 

Under  fruit-laid  table  meet. 

Doth  not  he  already  know 

All  thy  wandering,  all  thy  woe? 

Come !  to  weep  is  now  in  vain, 

I  will  lead  thee  back  again. 

Slight  and  harmless  was  the  slip 

That  but  soil'd  the  sadden 'd  lip. 

Now  the  place  is  shown  to  me 

Peace  and  safety  shall  there  be. 


CXVII.   CLEOKE   TO   ASPASIA 

Samoa  has  fallen.  Pericles  will  have  given  you 
this  information  long  before  my  letter  can  reach 
you,  and  perhaps  the  joy  of  the  light-hearted 
Athenians  will  be  over  ere  then.  So  soon  dies 
away  the  satisfaction  of  great  exploits,  even  of 
such  as  have  swept  a  generation  from  before  us, 
have  changed  the  fortunes  of  a  thousand  more, 
and  indeed  have  shaken  the  last  link  in  the 
remotest.  We  hear,  but  perhaps  the  estimate  is 
exaggerated,  that  the  walls  of  Miletus,  of  Ephesus, 
of  Priene,  are  in  comparison  to  Samos  as  the 
fences  of  a  farm-yard  are  to  them.  Certain  it  is 
that  the  vanquished  fleet  was  more  formidable 
than  the  united  navies  of  Corinth  and  of  Carthage, 
which  are  rated  as  next  in  force  to  the  Athenian. 

By  this  conquest  we  are  delivered  from  im- 
minent danger  ;  yet,  I  am  ashamed  to  say  it,  our 
citizens  are  ungrateful  already.  It  is  by  the  exer- 
tions of  the  Athenians  that  they  are  not  slaves  ; 
and  they  reason  as  basely  as  if  they  were.  They 
pretend  to  say  that  it  was  jealousy  of  Samos,  and 
the  sudden  and  vast  increase  of  her  maritime 
power,  but  by  no  means  any  affection  for  Miletus, 
which  induced  them  to  take  up  arms  !  Athens 
had  just  reason  for  hostility;  why  should  she 
urge,  in  preference,  unjust  ones  ?  Alas  !  if  equity 
is  supported  by  violence,  little  can  be  the  wonder 
if  power  be  preceded  by  falsehood.  Such  a  reflec- 
tion may  be  womanish ;  but  are  not  all  peculiarly 
so  which  are  quiet,  compassionate,  and  consistent ! 
The  manly  mind,  in  its  continual  course  of  impedi- 
ments and  cataracts,  receives  and  gives  few  true 
images;  our  stagnant  life  in  this  respect  has 
greatly  the  advantage. 

Xanthus,  the  friend  (you  remember)  of  poor 
Xeniades,  fought  as  a  volunteer  in  the  Athenian 
army,  and  was  entrusted  with  the  despatches  to 
our  government. 

"  Xanthus ! "  said  the  general,  "  your  country- 


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men  will  hereafter  read  your  name,  although  it  i 
not  written  here ;  for  we  conquerors  of  Samoa  are 
no  little  jealous  one  of  another.     Go  and  congra- 
tulate  the  Milesians:  they  will  understand  u 
both." 

I  asked  him  many  questions.  He  replied  wit! 
much  simplicity,  "  I  was  always  too  much  in  it  tc 
know  anything  about  it.  The  principal  thing  ! 
remember  is,  that  Pericles  (I  was  told)  smiled  a 
me  for  a  moment  in  the  heat  of  battle,  and  wen 
on  to  another  detachment." 


CXVIII.    ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

The  wind,  I  understand,  has  delayed  my  lasi 
letter  in  harbour,  and  continues  adverse.  Every 
day  we  receive  some  fresh  vessel  from  Samos,  anc 
some  new  intelligence.  True  is  it,  we  discover, 
that  the  prevailing  party  had  been  supported  al 
once  by  the  Peloponnesians  and  the  Persians. 
The  chastisement  of  the  delinquents  is  repre- 
sented as  much  too  mild.  "They  would  have 
made  us  slaves,  let  us  make  them  so."  Such, 
with  scourges  and  tortures,  were  the  denunciations 
of  the  people  and  the  soldiery ;  and  more  vehe- 
mently in  Samos  than  in  Miletus.  The  leaders  oi 
the  oligarchy  (now  supprest  for  ever)  were  two 
men  of  low  extraction,  Lysimachus  and  Elpenor. 
We  daily  hear  some  story,  well  known  in  Samos 
only,  of  these  incendiaries.  Lysimachus  was  en- 
riched by  the  collocation  of  his  wife  with  an  old 
dotard,  worn  out  by  gluttony  and  disordered  in 
intellect.  By  his  last  testament,  made  when  he 
had  lost  his  senses,  he  bequeathed  her  fifty  talents. 
The  heirs  refused  to  pay  them  ;  and  Lysimachus 
would  have  pleaded  her  cause  before  the  people, 
had  they  not  driven  him  away  with  shouts  and 
stones.  Nevertheless,  he  was  thought  a  worthy 
champion  of  the  faction,  and  the  rather  as  his 
hatred  of  his  fellow-citizens  and  former  compa- 
nions must  be  sincere  and  inextinguishable.  El- 
penor is  far  advanced  in  age.  His  elder  son  was 
wounded  by  accident,  and  died  within  the  walls. 
Avarice  and  parsimony  had  always  been  his  cha- 
racteristics, under  the  veil  however  of  morality 
and  religion.  The  speech  he  made  at  the  funeral 
is  thus  reported, 

"  It  hath  been,  0  men  of  Samos  !  the  decree 
of  the  immortal  Gods,  whose  names  be  ever 
blessed !  .  . 

"  Hold  hard  there !  Can  not  you  see  that  there 
are  no  more  sparks  in  the  pyre?  .  .  the  wine 
smells  sadly  .  .  throw  no  more  on  them  .  .  take 
it  home  to  the  cellar  .  . 

"  To  remove  from  my  aged  eyes,  from  my  frail 
embraces,  the  delight  of  my  life,  the  staff  of  my 
declining  years,  all  spent  in  the  service  of  my  be- 
loved country.  It  is  true  I  have  another  son,  rising 
out  of  his  adolescence  .  .  here  beside  me  .  . 

"  0  my  child !  Molismogis !  Molismogis !  on 
such  a  melancholy  occasion  dost  thou,  alas !  tie 
indissolubly  and  wastefully  that  beautiful  piece  of 
packthread  ]  Thy  poor  bereaved  mother  may  want 
it ;  and  it  will  fail  her  in  the  hour  of  need." 


Two  torches  were  borne  before  the  funeral. 
One  of  them  presently  gave  signs  rather  prema- 
turely emblematical  of  our  mortal  state,  and  could 
be  restored  to  its  functions  by  no  exertion  of  the 
bearer,  first  waving  it  gently  toward  its  compa- 
nion, then  shaking  it  with  all  his  might,  hori- 
zontally, vertically,  diagonally,  then  holding  it 
down  despondingly  to  the  earth.  Elpenor  beck- 
oned to  him,  and  asked  him  in  his  ear  how  much 
he  had  paid  for  it. 

"  Half  a  drachma." 

"Fraud!"  cried  Elpenor,  "fraud,  even  at  the 
tomb!  before  the  dead,  and  before  the  Gods 
of  the  dead !  From  whom  did  you  make  the 
purchase  ] " 

"  From  Gylippides  son  of  Agoracles." 

"  Tell  Gylippides  son  of  Agoracles,"  calmly  said 
Elpenor,  "  that  in  my  love  of  equity,  in  my  duty 
to  the  state,  in  my  piety  to  the  Gods,  in  my  pure 
desire  to  preserve  the  tranquillity  of  his  conscience, 
I  cite  him  before  the  tribunal  unless  he  refund 
an  obol."  Then  aloud,  "  It  was  not  in  this  man- 
ner, 0  Athenians !  that  our  forefathers  reverenced 
the  dead." 

He  gave  way  under  his  grief,  and  was  carried 
back  with  little  commiseration.  Elpenor  is 
among  the  richest  men  in  Greece,  unless  the  con- 
querors have  curtailed  his  treasures.  It  is  but 
reasonable  that  everything  such  men  possess 
should  compensate  the  people  for  years  of  rapine, 
disunion,  and  turbulence ;  for  the  evil  laws  they 
enacted,  and  for  the  better  they  misadministered 
and  perverted. 

CXIX.  CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

Worse  verses,  it  may  be,  than  any  of  those 
which  you  lately  sent  to  me,  affect  me  more. 
There  is  no  giddiness  in  looking  down  the  preci- 
pices of  youth  :  it  is  the  rapidity  and  heat  of  its 
iourse  that  brings  the  giddiness.  When  we  are 
near  its  termination  a  chilly  thrill  comes  over  us, 
whether  we  look  before  or  behind.  Yet  there  is 
something  like  enchantment  in  the  very  sound 
of  the  word  youth,  and  the  calmest  heart,  at 
every  season  of  life,  beats  in  double  time  to  it. 
ST ever  expect  a  compensation  for  what  you  send 
me,  whether  prose  or  poetry :  but  expect  a  plea- 
sure, because  it  has  given  me  one.  Now  here  are 
,he  worse  verses  for  the  better,  the  Milesian  for 
the  Attic. 

We  mind  not  how  the  sun  in  the  mid-sky 
Is  hastening  on ;  but  when  the  golden  orb 
Strikes  the  extreme  of  earth,  and  when  the  gulphs 
Of  air  and  ocean  open  to  receive  him, 
Dampness  and  gloom  invade  us ;  then  we  think 
Ah  !  thus  is  it  with  Youth.    Too  fast  his  feet 
Run  on  for  sight ;  hour  follows  hour ;  fair  maid 
Succeeds  fair  maid ;  bright  eyes  bestar  his  couch ; 
The  cheerful  horn  awakens  him ;  the  feast, 
The  revel,  the  entangling  dance,  allure, 
And  voices  mellower  than  the  Muse's  own 
Heave  up  his  buoyant  bosom  on  their  wave. 
A  little  while,  and  then  .  .  Ah  Youth  !  dear  Youth ! 
Listen  not  to  my  words  .  .  but  stay  with  me ! 
When  thou  art  gone,  Life  may  go  too  ;  the  sigh 
That  follows  is  for  thee,  and  not  for  Life. 
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CXX.   ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 


Enough,  enough  is  it  for  me  to  see  my  Pericles 
safe  at  home  again.  Not  a  word  has  he  spoken, 
not  a  question  have  I  asked  him,  about  the  odious 
war  of  Samos.  He  made  in  Samos,  I  hear,  a 
most  impressive  oration,  to  celebrate  the  obse- 
quies of  these  brave  soldiers  who  fell.  In  Athens, 
where  all  is  exultation,  he  has  rendered  the  slain 
the  most  glorious  and  triumphant,  and  the  father- 
less the  proudest,  of  the  living.  But  at  last  how 
little  worth  is  the  praise  of  eloquence  !  Elpenor 
and  Lysimachus  lead  councils  and  nations ! 
Great  Gods !  surely  ye  must  pity  us  when  we 
worship  you ;  we,  who  obey,  and  appear  to  rever- 
ence, the  vilest  of  our  species!  I  recover  my 
step ;  I  will  not  again  slip  into  this  offal.  Come, 
and  away  to  Xanthus.  Ay,  ay,  Cleone !  Simpli- 
city, bravery,  well-merited  and  well-borne  dstinc- 
tion !  Take  him,  take  him  :  we  must  not  all  be 
cruel  .  .  to  ourselves. 


CXXI.   CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

Aspasia  !  you  mistake.  Grant  me  the  presence 
of  friendship  and  the  memory  of  love !  It  is  only 
in  this  condition  that  a  woman  can  be  secure 
from  fears  and  other  weaknesses.  I  may  admire 
Xanthus;  and  there  is  pleasure  in  admiration. 
If  I  thought  I  could  love  him,  I  should  begin  to 
distrust  and  despise  myself.  I  would  not  dese- 
crate my  heart,  even  were  it  in  ruins ;  but  I  am 
happy,  very  happy ;  not  indeed  altogether  as  I 
was  in  early  youth :  perhaps  it  was  youth  itself 
that  occasioned  it.  Let  me  think  so !  Indulge 
me  in  the  silence  and  solitude  of  this  one  fancy. 
If  there  was  anything  else,  how  sacred  should  it 
ever  be  to  me  !  Ah  yes,  there  was !  and  sacred  it  is, 
and  shall  be. 

Laodamia  saw  with  gladness,  not  with  passion, 
a  God,  conductor  of  her  sole  beloved.  The  shade 
of  Xeniades  follows  the  steps  of  Xanthus. 


CXXII.   CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

Parties  of  pleasure  are  setting  sail,  every  day 
almost,  for  Samos.  We  begin  to  be  very  brave  ; 
we  women,  I  mean.  I  suspect  that  no  few  of  us 
take  an  unworthy  delight  in  the  humiliation  and 
misery  of  the  fair  Samians.  Not  having  seen,  nor 
intending  to  see  them  myself,  I  can  only  tell  you 
what  I  have  heard  of  their  calamities. 

Loud  outcries  were  raised  by  the  popular  orators 
against  such  of  them  as  were  suspected  of  favour- 
ing the  Persian  faction,  and  it  was  demanded  of 
the  judges  that  they  should  be  deported  and 
exposed  for  slaves.  This  menace,  you  may  well 
imagine,  caused  great  anxiety  and  alarm,  even 
among  those  who  appeared  to  be  quite  resigned 
to  such  a  destiny  while  the  gallant  young  Athe- 
nians were  around  the  walls.  But,  to  be  sold ! 
and  the  Gods  alone  know  to  whom !  old  morose 
men  perhaps,  and  jealous  women !  Some  sus- 
pect it  was  at  the  instigation  of  Pericles  that  a 


much  severer  chastisement  has  befallen  them. 
They  have  been  condemned  to  wear  the  habili- 
ments of  Persians.  Surely  no  refinement  of  cruelty 
can  surpass  the  decree,  by  which  a  Greek  woman 
is  divested  of  that  beautiful  dress  which  alone 
can  be  called  an  ornament  to  the  female  form. 
This  decree  has  been  carried  into  execution ;  and 
you  would  pity  even  the  betrayers  of  their  coun- 
try. Whether  in  ignorance  of  what  the  Persian 
habit  is,  or  from  spite  and  malice,  the  Samian 
ladies  are  obliged  to  wear  sleeves  of  sufficient 
amplitude  to  conceal  a  traitor  in  each  ;  and  chains 
intersecting  the  forehead  with  their  links  and 
ornaments ;  and  hair  not  divided  along  the  whole 
summit  of  the  head,  but  turned  back  about  the 
centre,  to  make  them  resemble  the  heads  of  some 
poisonous  snakes.  Furthermore,  the  dresses  are 
stripped  ignominiously  off  the  shoulders,  as  for 
some  barely  conceivable  punishment,  and  fastened 
round  the  arms  in  such  a  manner  that,  when  they 
attempt  to  reach  anything,  or  even  to  move,  they 
are  constrained  to  shrug  and  writhe,  like  the 
uncleanliest  persons.  Beside,  they  are  quite  at 
the  mercy  of  any  wicked  idler  in  the  street,  who, 
by  one  slight  touch,  or  by  treading  on  the  hem, 
might  expose  them  far  more  undisguisedly  to  the 
gazes  of  the  multitude.  This  barbarian  garb  has 
already  had  such  an  effect,  that  two  have  cast 
themselves  into  the  sea;  and  others  have  entreated 
that  they  may,  as  was  first  threatened,  rather  be 
sold  for  slaves. 

CXXIII.   CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

Odious  as  undoubtedly  was  the  conduct  of  the 
Samian  oligarchy  and  priesthood,  and  liable  as 
are  all  excesses  to  a  still  farther  exaggeration  in 
the  statement  of  them,  you  will  hardly  believe  the 
effrontery  of  the  successful  demagogues.  Not 
contented  with  undeniable  proofs,  in  regard  to 
the  enormous  and  mismanaged  wealth  torn  away 
from  the  priests  of  Bacchus,  they  have  invented 
the  most  improbable  falsehood  that  the  malevo- 
lence of  faction  ever  cast  against  the  insolence  of 
power.  They  pretend  that  certain  men,  some  of 
ancient  family,  more  of  recent,  had  conspired  to 
transmit  the  reins  of  government  to  their  elder 
sons.  Possession  for  life  is  not  long  enough ! 
They  are  not  only  to  pass  laws,  but  (whenever  it 
so  pleases)  to  impede  them !  They  decree  that 
the  first-born  male  is  to  be  the  wisest  and  best  of 
the  family,  and  shall  legislate  for  all  Samos! 
Democracy  has  just  to  go  one  step  farther,  and  to 
persuade  the  people  (ready  at  such  times  to  believe 
anything)  that  the  oligarchy  had  resolved  to 
render  their  power  hereditary,  not  only  for  one 
generation,  but  for  seven.  The  nation,  so  long 
abused  in  its  understanding,  would  listen  to  and 
believe  the  report,  ignorant  that  arbitrary  power 
has  never  been  carried  to  such  extravagance  even 
in  Persia  itself,  although  it  is  reported  that  in 
India  the  lower  orders  of  people  were  hereditarily 
subject  to  the  domination  of  a  privileged  class. 
But  this  may  be  false ;  and  indeed  it  must  be, 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


403 


if  what  is  likewise  told  us  concerning  them 
be  true,  which  is,  that  they  have  letters  among 
them. 

CXXIV.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

You  have  given  me  in  your  two  last  a  great 
deal  of  curious  information,  about  the/liscoveries 
that  the  demagogues  made,  or  pretended  to  have 
made,  in  Samos.  It  is  credible  enough  that  the 
oligarchs  were  desirous  of  transmitting  their  au- 
thority to  their  children  :  but  that  they  believed 
so  implicitly  in  the  infatuation  of  the  citizens,  or 
the  immutability  of  human  events,  as  to  expect  a 
continuation  of  power  in  the  same  families  for 
seven  generations,  is  too  gross  and  absurd,  even 
to  mislead  an  insurgent  and  infuriated  populace. 
He  indeed  must  be  composed  of  mud  from  the 
Nile,  who  can  endure  with  patience  this  rancor- 
ous fabrication.  In  Egypt,  we  are  told  by  Hero- 
dotus in  his  Erato,  that,  "  the  son  of  a  herald  is 
of  course  a  herald ;  and,  if  any  man  hath  a  louder 
voice  than  he,  it  goes  for  nothing." 

Hereditary  heralds  are  the  proper  officers  of 
hereditary  lawgivers ;  and  both  are  well  worthy 
of  dignity  where  the  deities  are  cats. 

Strange  oversight !  that  no  provision  should 
ever  have  been  devised,  to  ensure  in  these  tutelar 
and  truly  household  Gods  an  equal  security  for 
lineal  succession ! 


CXXV.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Abuses  of  many  kinds,  and  of  great  enormity, 
have  been  detected  by  the  Samians  in  their  over- 
thrown government.  What  exasperates  the  peo- 
ple most,  and  indeed  the  most  justly,  is  the  dis- 
covery that  the  ruling  families  have  grossly  abused 
the  temples,  to  the  high  displeasure  of  the  Gods. 
Sacrilege  has  been  carried  to  such  a  pitch,  that 
some  among  them  have  appointed  a  relative  or 
dependent  to  the  service  of  more  than  one  sanctu- 
ary. You  remember  that  anciently  all  the  wor- 
ship of  this  island  was  confined  to  Juno.  She 
displeased  the  people,  I  know  not  upon  what  occa- 
sion, and  they  suffered  the  greater  part  of  her 
fanes  to  fall  in  ruins,  and  transferred  the  richest 
of  the  remainder  to  the  priests  of  Bacchus.  Seve- 
ral of  those  who  had  bent  the  knee  before  Juno, 
took  up  the  thyrsus  with  the  same  devotion.  The 
people  did  indeed  hope  that  the  poor  and  needy, 
and  particularly  such  as  had  lost  their  limbs  in 
war,  or  their  parents  or  their  children  by  ship- 
wreck, would  be  succoured  out  of  the  wealth 
arising  from  the  domains  of  the  priesthood  ;  and 
the  rather  as  these  domains  were  bequeathed  by 
religious  men,  whose  whole  soul  rested  upon 
Juno,  and  whose  bequest  was  now  utterly  frus- 
trated, by  taking  them  from  the  sister  of  Jupiter 
and  giving  them  exclusively  to  his  son.  Beside, 
it  was  recollected  by  the  elderly,  that  out  of  these 
vast  possessions  aid  was  afforded  to  the  state  when 
the  state  required  it ;  and  that,  wherever  there 
stood  one  of  these  temples,  hunger  and  sickness, 
sorrow  and  despair,  were  comforted  and  assuaged. 


The  people,  it  appears,  derived  no  advantages  from 
the  change,  and  only  grew  more  dissatisfied  and 
violent ;  for,  if  those  who  had  officiated  in  the 
temples  of  Juno  were  a  little  more  licentious  than 
became  the  ministers  of  a  Goddess,  they  did  not 
run  into  the  streets,  and  through  the  country 
places,  drunk  and  armed ;  nor  did  they  seize  upon 
the  grapes  because  they  belonged  to  Bacchus; 
nor  upon  the  corn  because  it  is  unwholesome  to 
drink  wine  without  bread ;  nor  upon  the  cattle 
because  man  can  not  live  on  bread  alone.  These 
arguments  you  may  suspect  of  insufficiency :  what 
then  will  you  think  when  you  hear  another  reason 
of  theirs,  which  is,  that  the  nation  has  no  right 
to  take  from  them  what  belongs  to  the  Goddess. 
The  people  cry,  "  How  then  can  it  belong  to  you?" 
Pushed  upon  this  side,  they  argue  that  they  should 
not  be  deprived  of  their  salaries,  because  they  are 
from  land.  What !  reply  the  citizens,  "  Are  not 
gold  and  silver  the  products  of  land  also  1 "  But 
long  possession  .  .  "  We  will  remedy  that  too,  as 
well  as  we  can."  The  soldiers  and  sailors  have 
the  most  reason  to  complain,  when  they  see 
twelve  priests  in  the  enjoyment  of  more  salary 
than  seven  thousand  of  the  bravest  combatants. 
The  military  are  disbanded  and  deprived  of  pay 
at  the  instant  when  their  services  are  no  longer 
necessary ;  yet  no  part,  it  appears,  of  a  superfluous 
and  idle  priesthood  is  ta  be  reduced  or  regulated; 
on  the  contrary,  it  is  rapacious  and  irreligious  to 
take  away  three  temples  from  a  venerable  occu- 
pant of  four.  Was  ever  soldier  so  impudent  as  to 
complain  that  rations  were  not  allowed  him  in 
four  detachments  of  his  army  ?  The  downfall  of 
the  old  faction  will  be  of  little  benefit  to  Samos, 
while  these  insults  and  iniquities  press  upon  the 
people.  Unless  those  who  are  now  entrusted 
with  power,  resolve  to  abolish  the  gross  abuses  of 
the  priesthood,  the  wealth  of  which  is  greater  and 
worse  applied  in  Samos  than  it  is  even  in  those 
countries  where  the  priests  are  sovrans,  and  vene- 
rated as  deities,  little  imports  it  by  whom  they 
are  governed,  or  what  Gods  they  venerate.  It  is 
better  to  be  ruled  by  the  kings  of  Lacedaemon, 
and  wiser  to  salute  in  worship  the  sun  of  Persia. 
Never  surely  will  the  island  be  pacified,  until 
what  was  taken  from  Juno  shall  also  be  taken  from 
Bacchus,  and  until  the  richest  priest  be  reduced 
in  his  emoluments  far  below  the  level  of  a 
polemarc. 

CXXVI.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Those  of  your  letters,  my  Cleone,  which  relate 
to  the  affairs  of  Samos,  and  especially  to  the 
priests  of  Juno  and  Bacchus,  have  led  me  into 
many  reflections.  The  people  of  Athens  are  the 
most  religious  of  any  upon  earth ;  but  I  doubt 
whether  they  are  the  most  just,  the  most  generous, 
the  most  kindly.  There  is  not  a  friend,  whatever 
benefit  they  may  have  received  from  him,  whom 
they  would  not  abandon  or  denounce,  on  a  sus- 
picion of  irreverence  to  Pallas ;  and  those  in 
general  are  the  most  fanatical  and  furious  whom, 
as  Goddess  of  wisdom,  she  has  least  favoured. 

D  D2 


404 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


Your  neighbours  the  Samians  arc  more  judicious 
in  their  worship  of  Juno.  They  know  that,  as 
long  as  Jupiter  hath  a  morsel  of  ambrosia,  she 
will  share  it,  although  he  may  now  and  then  in 
dulge  in  a  draught  of  nectar  to  which  her  lips 
have  no  access.  The  Samians  have  discovered 
that  wealth  is  not  a  requisite  of  worship,  and  that 
a  temple  needs  not  a  thousand  parasangs  of  land 
for  its  inclosure.  If  we  believed  that  Gods  could 
be  jealous,  we  might  fear  that  there  would  be 
much  ill  blood  between  Juno  and  Bacchus.  It  is 
more  probable  that  they  will  look  on  calmly,  and 
let  their  priests  fight  it  out.  The  Persians  in  these 
matters  are  not  quite  so  silly  as  we  are.  Hero- 
dotus tells  that,  instead  of  altars  and  temples,  the 
verdure  of  the  earth  is  chosen  for  their  sacrifice ; 
and  music  and  garlands,  prayers  and  thanksgiv- 
ings, are  thought  as  decent  and  acceptable  as 
comminations  and  blood.  It  does  not  appear  that 
they  are  less  moral  or  less  religious  than  those 
who  have  twenty  Gods,  and  twenty  temples  for 
each.  The  wiser  men  in  Athens  tell  us  that  the 
vulgar  have  their  prejudices.  Where  indeed  is  the 
person  who  never  has  repeated  this  observation  1 
Yet  believe  me,  Cleone,  it  is  utterly  untrue.  The 
vulgar  have  not  their  prejudices  :  they  have  the 
prejudices  of  those  who  ought  to  remove  them  if 
they  had  any.  Interested  men  give  them,  not 
their  religion,  but  clubs  and  daggers  for  enforcing 
it ;  taking  from  them,  in  return,  their  time,  their 
labour,  their  benevolence,  their  understanding, 
and  their  wealth.  And  are  such  persons  to  be 
invested  with  the  authority  of  lawgivers  and  the 
splendour  of  satraps  1  The  Samians  have  decided 
that  question.  Priests  of  Bacchus,  let  them  diffuse 
the  liberality  and  joyousness,  and  curtail  a  little 
from  the  swaggering  stateliness  of  him  whom  the 
poet  calls  in  his  dithyrambic, 

"  The  tiger-borne  and  mortal-mothered  God." 

CXXVII.    ASFASIA   TO    CLEONE. 

Hephaestion,  whom  I  never  have  mentioned  to 
you,  and  whom  indeed  I  hardly  know  by  name,  is 
going  to  Italy,  and  has  written  this  poem  on  the 
eve  of  his  departure.  It  is  said  that  his  verses 
are  deficient  in  tenderness  and  amenity.  Certain 
it  is  that  he  by  no  means  indulges  in  the  display 
of  them,  whatever  they  may  be.  When  Pericles 
had  read  the  following,  I  asked  him  what  he 
thought  of  the  author.  "  I  think,"  replied  Peri- 
cles, "  that  he  will  never  attempt  to  deprive  me 
of  my  popularity." 

I  am  afraid  he  is  an  ill-tempered  man  :  yet  I 
hear  he  has  suffered  on  many  occasions,  and  par- 
ticularly in  regard  to  his  fortune,  very  great  in- 
justice with  equally  great  unconcern.  He  is  never 
seen  in  the  Agora,  nor  in  the  theatre,  nor  in  the 
temples,  nor  in  any  assemblage  of  the  people,  nor 
in  any  society  of  the  learned ;  nor  has  he  taken 
the  trouble  to  enter  into  a  confederacy  or  strike 
a  bargain,  as  warier  men  do,  with  any  praiser  ; 
no,  not  even  for  the  loan  of  a  pair  of  palms  in  the 
Keramicos. 


I  have  now  said  all  I  believe  you  will  think  it 
requisite  for  me  to  say,  on  a  citizen  so  obscure, 
and  so  indifferent  a  poet.  Yet  even  he,  poor 
man !  imagines  that  his  effusions  must  endure. 
This  is  the  most  poetical  thought  I  can  find  in 
him ;  but  perhaps  he  may  have  written  what  is 
better  than  my  specimen. 

THE  IAMBICS  OF  HEPHJKSTIO.V. 

Speak  not  too  ill  of  me,  Athenian  friends ! 

Nor  ye,  Athenian  sages,  speak  too  ill ! 

From  others  of  all  tribes  am  I  secure. 

I  leave  your  confines  :  none  whom  you  caress. 

Finding  me  hungry  and  athirst,  shall  dip 

Into  Cephisus  the  grey  bowl  to  quench 

My  thirst,  or  break  the  horny  bread,  and  scoop 

Stiffly  around  the  scanty  vase,  wherewith 

To  gather  the  hard  honey  at  the  sides, 

And  give  it  me  for  having  heard  me  sing. 

Sages  and  friends .'  a  better  cause  remains 

For  wishing  no  black  sail  upon  my  mast. 

"Tis,  friends  and  sages !  lest,  when  other  men 

Say  words  a  little  gentler,  ye  repent, 

Yet  be  forbidden  by  stern  pride  to  share 

The  golden  cup  of  kindness,  pushing  back 

Your  seats,  and  gasping  for  a  draught  of  scorn. 

Alas !  shall  this  too,  never  lack'd  before, 

Be,  when  you  most  would  crave  it,  out  of  reach ! 

Thus  on  the  plank,  now  Neptune  is  invoked, 

I  warn  you  of  your  peril :  I  must  live, 

And  ye,  O  friends !  howe'er  unwilling,  may. 


CXXVIII.   OLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

Aspasia  !  I  have  many  things  to  say  in  reply 
to  your  last  letter. 

Believe  me,  I  can  take  little  interest  in  any  ill- 
tempered  man.  Hephsestion  is  this,  you  tell  me, 
and  there  is  nothing  in  his  Iambics  to  make  me 
doubt  it.  Neither  do  they  contain,  you  justly 
remark,  anything  so  characteristic  of  a  poet  as 
the  confidence  he  expresses  that  he  shall  live. 
All  poets,  good  and  bad,  are  possessed  by  this 
confidence ;  because  the  minds  of  them  all,  how- 
ever feeble,  however  incapacious,  are  carried  to 
the  uttermost  pitch  of  enthusiasm.  In  this 
dream,  they  fancy  they  stand  upon  the  same  emi- 
nence, or  nearly  so,  and  look  unto  the  same  dis- 
tance. But  no  poet  or  other  writer,  supposing 
dim  in  his  senses,  could  ever  think  seriously  that 
his  works  will  be  eternal ;  for  whatever  had  a 
beginning  must  also  have  an  end;  and  in  this 
predicament  are  languages.  Like  the  fowls  of 
the  air,  they  are  driven  from  the  plains  and  take 
refuge  in  the  mountains,  until  at  last  they  disap- 
pear, leaving  some  few  traces,  some  sounds  im- 
perfectly caught  up.  Highly  poetical  works,  or 
;hose  in  which  eloquence  is  invested  with  the 
richest  attributes  of  poetry,  are  the  only  ones 
;hat  can  prolong  the  existence  of  a  dialect.  Egypt 
and  Phoenicia  and  Chaldeea,  beyond  doubt,  con- 
;ain  many  treatises  on  the  arts  and  sciences,  al- 
ihough  unpublished,  and  preserved  only  by  the 
priesthood,  or  by  the  descendants  of  the  authors 
and  discoverers.  These  are  certainly  to  pass  away 
jefore  inventions  and  improvements  more  im- 
portant. But  if  there  is  anything  of  genius  in 
;heir  hymns,  fobles,  or  histories,  it  will  remain 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


405 


among  them,  even  when  their  languages  shall 
have  undergone  many  variations  :  and  afterward, 
when  they  are  spoken  no  longer,  it  will  be  incor- 
porated with  others,  and  finally  be  claimed  as 
original  and  indigenous  by  nations  the  most  re- 
mote and  dissimilar.  Many  streams,  whose 
fountains  are  now  utterly  dried  up,  have  flowed 
from  afar  to  be  lost  in  the  ocean  of  Homer.  Our 
early  companions,  the  animals  of  good  old  jEsop, 
have  spoken  successively  in  every  learned  tongue. 
And  now  a  few  words  on  that  gentlest  and  most 
fatherly  of  masters.  Before  we  teach  his  fables 
to  children,  we  should  study  them  attentively 
ourselves.  They  were  written  for  the  wisest  and 
the  most  powerful,  whose  wisdom  they  might 
increase,  and  whose  power  they  might  direct. 
There  are  many  men,  of  influence  and  authority, 
apt  enough  to  take  kindly  a  somewhat  sharp  bite 
from  a  dog  or  monkey,  and  to  be  indignant  at 
the  slightest  touch  on  the  shoulder  from  a  fellow- 
creature.  It  is  improbable  that  a  fable  will  do 
many  of  them  much  good,  but  it  may  do  a  little 
to  one  in  twenty,  and  the  amount  is  by  no  means 
unimportant  in  that  number  of  generations.  The 
only  use  of  Msop  to  children,  after  the  delight  he 
gives  them,  is  the  promotion  of  familiarity  and 
friendship  with  animals,  in  proportion  as  they 
appear  to  deserve  it :  and  a  great  use  indeed  it  is. 
If  I  were  not  afraid  that  one  or  other  of  these 
vigilant  creatures  might  snap  at  me,  I  would  now 
begin  to  quarrel  a  little  with  you.  And  yet  I 
think  I  should  have  on  my  side  some  of  the  more 
sagacious,  were  I  to  reprehend  you  for  letting  an 
ill-tempered  man  render  you  supercilious  and 
unjust.  How  do  you  know,  pray,  that  Hephsestion 
may  not  live  '<  and  quite  as  long  as  he  fancies  he 
shall ;  a  century,  or  two,  or  three.  Even  in  the 
Iambics  there  is  a  compression  and  energy  of 
thought,  which  the  best  poets  sometimes  want ; 
and  there  is  in  them  as  much  poetry  as  was 
necessary  on  the  occasion.  The  poet  has  given 
us,  at  one  stroke,  the  true  impression  of  a  feature 
in  his  character ;  which  few  have  done,  and  few 
can  do,  excepting  those  features  only  which  are 
nearly  alike  in  the  whole  fraternity. 

Doubtless  we  are  pleased  to  take  our  daily  walk 
by  streams  that  reflect  the  verdure  and  the  flowers : 
but  the  waters  of  a  gloomy  cavern  may  be  as 
pellucid  and  pure,  and  more  congenial  to  our 
graver  thoughts  and  bolder  imaginations. 

For  any  high  or  any  wide  operation,  a  poet 
must  be  endued,  not  with  '  passion  indeed,  but 
with  power  and  mastery  over  it;  with  imagination, 
with  reflection,  with  observation,  and  with  discern- 
ment. There  are  however  some  things  in  poetry 
which  admit  few  of  these  qualities.  Comedy  for 
instance  would  evaporate  under  too  fervid  a 
fancy  :  and  the  sounds  of  the  Ode  would  be  dulled 
and  deadened  by  being  too  closely  overarched 
with  the  fruitage  of  reflection.  Homer  in  himself 
is  subject  to  none  of  the  passions ;  but  he  sends 
them  all  forth  on  his  errands,  with  as  much  pre- 
cision and  velocity  as  Apollo  his  golden  arrows. 
The  hostile  Gods,  the  very  Fates  themselves,  must 


have  wept  with  Priam  in  the  tent  before  Achilles : 
Homer  stands  unmoved. 

Aspasia !  there  is  every  reason  why  a  good- 
natured  person  should  make  us  good-natured,  but 
none  whatever  why  an  ill-natured  one  should 
make  us  ill-natured :  neither  of  them  ought  to 
make  us  unjust.  *You  do  not  know  Hephaestion, 
and  you  speak  ilKof  him  on  the  report  of  others, 
who  perhaps  know  him  as  little  as  you  do.  You 
would  shudder  if  I  ventured  to  show  you  the 
position  you  have  taken.  Ill-tempered  you  can  not 
be ;  you  would  not  be  unfair :  what  if,  in  the 
opinion  of  your  friends,  you  should  be  a  more 
shocking  thing  than  either  !  what,  in  the  name  of 
the  immortal  Gods !  if  I  should  have  found  you, 
on  this  one  occasion,  a  somnambulist  on  the 
verge  of  vulgarity  !  Take  courage  :  nobody  has 
seen  it  but  myself.  If  there  are  bad  people  in  the 
world,  and  may-be  there  are  plenty,  we  ought 
never  to  let  it  be  thought  that  we  are  near  enough 
to  be  aware  of  it.  Again  to  Hephsestion.  It  is 
better  to  be  austere  than  ambitious :  better  to  live 
out  of  society  than  to  court  the  worst.  How 
many  of  the  powerful,  even  within  the  con- 
fines of  their  own  household,  will  be  remem- 
bered less  affectionately  and  lastingly  than  tame 
sparrows  and  talking  daws !  and,  among  the 
number  of  those  who  are  destined  to  be  known 
hereafter,  of  how  many  will  the  memory  be  laden 
with  contempt  or  with  execration !  To  the 
wealthy,  proud,  and  arrogant,  the  Gods  have 
allotted  no  longer  an  existence,  than  to  the 
utensils  in  their  kitchens  or  the  vermin  in  their 
sewers :  while,  to  those  whom  such  perishables 
would  depress  and  vilify,  the  same  Eternal  Beings 
have  decreed  and  ratified  their  own  calm  con- 
sciousness of  plastic  power,  of  immovable  superi- 
ority, with  a  portion  (immeasurably  great)  of  their 
wisdom,  their  authority,  and  their  duration. 


CXXIX.       CLEONB   TO   ASPASIA. 

We  have  kept  your  birth-day,  Aspasia !  On 
these  occasions  I  am  reluctant  to  write  anything. 
Politeness,  I  think,  and  humanity,  should  always 
check  the  precipitancy  of  congratulation.  Nobody 
is  felicitated  on  losing.  Even  the  loss  of  a 
bracelet  or  tiara  is  deemed  no  subject  for  merri- 
ment and  alertness  in  our  friends  and  followers. 
Surely  then  the  marked  and  registered  loss  of  an 
irreparable  year,  the  loss  of  a  limb  of  life,  ought  to 
excite  far  other  sensations.  So  long  is  it,  0  Aspasia ! 
since  we  have  read  any  poetry  together,  I  am 
quite  uncertain  whether  you  know  the  Ode  to 
Asteroessa. 

Asteroessa !  many  bring 

The  vows  of  verse  and  blooms  of  spring 

To  crown  thy  natal  day. 
Lo,  my  vow  too  amid  the  rest ! 
"  Ne'er  mayst  thou  sigh  from  that  white  breast," 

0  take  them  all  away  ! 

For  there  are  cares  and  there  are  wrongs, 
And  withering  eyes  and  venom 'd  tongues ; 
They  now  are  far  behind ; 


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PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


But  come  they  must :  and  every  year 
Some  flowers  decay,  some  thorns  appear, 
Whereof  these  gifts  remind. 

Cease,  raven,  cease !  nor  scare  the  dove 
With  croak  around  and  swoop  above ; 

Be  peace,  be  joy,  within  ! 
Of  all  that  hail  this  happy  tide 

My  verse  alone  be  cast  aside ! 

Lyre,  cymbal,  dance,  begin  ! 

Although  there  must  be  some  myriads  of  Odes 
written  on  the  same  occasion,  yet,  among  the 
number  on  which  I  can  lay  my  hand,  none  con- 
veys my  own  sentiment  so  completely. 

Sweetest  Aspasia,  live  on !  live  on !  but  rather, 
live  back  the  past ! 


CXXX.      ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

The  Hecatompedon,  which  many  of  the  citizens 
begin  to  call  the  Parthenon,  is  now  completed, 
and  waits  but  for  the  Goddess.  A  small  temple, 
raised  by  Cimon  in  honour  of  Theseus,  is  the 
model.  This  until  lately  was  the  only  beautiful 
edifice  in  the  Athenian  dominions.  Pericles  is 
resolved  that  Athens  shall  not  only  be  the  mistress, 
but  the  admiration  of  the  world,  and  that  her 
architecture  shall,  if  possible,  keep  pace  with  her 
military  and  intellectual  renown.  Our  country- 
men, who  have  hitherto  been  better  architects 
than  the  people  of  Attica,  think  it  indecorous 
and  degrading  that  lonians,  as  the  Athenians  are, 
should  follow  the  fashion  of  the  Dorians,  so 
inferior  a  race  of  mortals.  Many  grand  designs 
were  offered  by  Ictinos  to  the  approbation  and 
choice  of  the  public.  Those  which  he  calls  Ionian, 
are  the  gracefuller.  Crateros,  a  young  architect, 
perhaps  to  ridicule  the  finery  and  extravagance  of 
the  Corinthians,  exposed  to  view  a  gorgeous 
design  of  slender  columns  and  top-heavy  capitals, 
such  as,  if  ever  carried  into  execution,  would  be 
incapable  of  resisting  the  humidity  of  the  sea- 
breezes,  or  even  the  action  of  the  open  air, 
uninfluenced  by  them.  These  however  would  not 
be  misplaced  as  in-door  ornaments,  particularly  in 
bronze  or  ivory ;  and  indeed  small  pillars  of  such 
a  character  would  be  suitable  enough  to  highly 
ornamented  apartments.  I  have  conversed  on 
the  subject  with  Ictinos,  who  remarked  to  me 
that  what  we  call  the  Doric  column  is  in  fact 
Egyptian,  modified  to  the  position  and  the 
worship ;  and  that  our  noblest  specimens  are  but 
reduced  and  petty  imitations  of  those  ancient  and 
indestructible  supporters,  to  the  temples  of  Thebes, 
of  Memphis  and  of  Tentyra.  He  smiled  at  the 
ridicule  cast  on  the  Corinthians  by  the  name 
designating  those  florid  capitals,  but  agreed  with 
me  that,  on  a  smaller  scale,  in  gold  or  silver,  they 
would  serve  admirably  for  the  receptacles  of  wax- 
lights  on  solemn  festivals.  He  praised  the  designs 
of  our  Ionian  architects,  and  acknowledged  that 
their  pillars  alone  deserve  the  appellation  oi 
Grecian,  but  added  that,  in  places  liable  to  earth- 
quakes, inundations,  or  accumulations  of  sand, 
the  solider  column  was  in  its  proper  situation. 


The  architraves  of  the  Parthenon  are  chiselled  by 
;he  scholars  of  Pheidias,  who  sometimes  gave  a 
portion  of  the  design.  It  is  reported  that  two  of 
the  figures  bear  the  marks  of  the  master's  own 
hand :  he  leaves  it  to  the  conjecture  of  future  ages 
which  they  are.  Some  of  the  young  architects, 
Ionian  and  Athenian,  who  were  standing  with  me, 
disputed  not  only  on  the  relative  merits  of  their 
architecture,  but  of  their  dialect.  One  of  them, 
Psamiades  of  Ephesus,  ill  enduring  the  taunt  of 
Brachys  the  Athenian,  that  the  Ionian,  from  its 
open  vowels,  resembles  a  pretty  pulpy  hand  which 
could  not  close  itself,  made  an  attack  on  the 
letter  T  usurping  the  place  of  S,  and  against  the 
augments. 

"Is  it  not  enough,"  said  he,  "that  you  lisp,  but 
you  must  also  stammer  1" 

Let  us  have  patience  if  any  speak  against  us,  0 
Cleone !  when  a  censure  is  cast  on  the  architecture 
of  Ictinos  and  on  the  dialect  of  Athens. 


CXXXI.      CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

When  the  weather  is  serene  and  bright,  I  think 
of  the  young  Aspasia ;  of  her  liveliness,  her  play- 
fulness, her  invitations  to  sit  down  on  the  grass ; 
and  her  challenges  to  run,  to  leap,  to  dance,  and 
if  nobody  was  near,  to  gambol.  The  weather  at 
this  season  is  neither  bright  nor  serene,  and  I 
think  the  more  of  my  Aspasia,  because  I  want 
her  more.  Fie  upon  me !  And  yet  on  the  whole, 

Happy  to  me  has  been  the  day, 

The  shortest  of  the  year, 
Though  some,  alas !  are  far  away 
Who  made  the  longest  yet  more  brief  appear. 

I  never  was  formed  for  poetry  :  I  hate  whatever  I 
have  written,  five  minutes  afterward.  A  weakly 
kid  likes  the  warm  milk,  and  likes  the  drawing 
of  it  from  its  sources ;  but  place  the  same  before 
her,  cold,  in  a  pail,  and  she  smells  at  it  and  turns 
away. 

Among  the  Tales  lately  come  out  here,  many 
contain  occasional  poetry.  In  the  preface  to  one, 
the  scene  of  which  lies  mostly  in  Athens,  the 
author  says, 

"  My  reader  will  do  well  to  draw  his  pen  across 
the  verses :  they  are  not  good  for  him.  The  olive, 
especially  the  Attic,  is  pleasing  to  few  the  first 
time  it  is  tasted." 

This  hath  raised  an  outcry  against  him ;  so  that 
of  the  whole  fraternity  he  is  the  most  unpopular. 

"  The  Gods  confound  him  with  his  Atticisms  !" 
exclaim  the  sober-minded.  "  Is  not  the  man 
contented  to  be  a  true  and  hearty  Carian  ?  Have 
we  not  roses  and  violets,  lilies  and  amaranths, 
crocuses  and  sowthistles?  Have  we  not  pretty 
girls  and  loving  ones;  have  we  not  desperate  girls 
and  cruel  ones,  as  abundantly  as  elsewhere  ]  Do 
not  folks  grieve  and  die  to  his  heart's  content? 
We  possess  the  staple;  and  by  Castor  and  Pollux ! 
we  can  bleach  it  and  comb  it  and  twist  it,  as 
cleverly  as  the  sharpest  of  your  light-fingered 
locust-eaters." 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


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You  will  soon  see  his  works,  among  others  more 
voluminous.  In  the  meanwhile,  I  can  not  end  my 
letter  in  a  pleasanter  way  than  with  a  copy  of 
these  verses,  which  are  nearer  to  the  shortest  than 
to  the  best. 

Perilla  !  to  thy  fates  resign'd, 
Think  not  what  years  are  gone : 

While  Atalanta  look't  behind 
The  golden  fruit  roll'd  on. 

Albeit  a  mother  may  have  lost 

The  plaything  at  her  breast, 
Albeit  the  one  she  cherish' t  most, 

It  but  endears  the  rest. 

Youth,  my  Perilla,  clings  on  Hope, 

And  looks  into  the  skies 
For  brighter  day ;  she  fears  to  cope 

With  grief,  she  shrinks  at  sighs. 

Why  should  the  memory  of  the  past 

Make  you  and  me  complain  ? 
Come,  as  we  could  not  hold  it  fast, 

We'll  play  it  o'er  again. 


CXXXII.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONB. 

There  are  odes  in  Alcaeus  which  the  pen  would 
stop  at,  trip  at,  or  leap  over.  Several  in  our  col- 
lection are  wanting  in  yours;  this  among  them : — 

Wormwood  and  rue  be  on  his  tongue 

And  ashes  on  his  head, 
Who  chills  the  feast  and  checks  the  song 

With  emblems  of  the  dead  ! 

By  young  and  jovial,  wise  and  brave, 

Such  mummers  are  derided. 
His  sacred  rites  shall  Bacchus  have, 

Unspared  and  undivided. 

Couch't  by  my  friends,  I  fear  no  mask 

Impending  from  above, 
I  only  fear  the  later  flask 

That  holds  me  from  my  love. 

Show  these  to  any  priest  of  Bacchus,  especially  to 
any  at  Samos,  and  he  will  shake  his  head  at  you, 
telling  you  that  Bacchus  will  never  do  without 
his  masks  and  mysteries,  which  it  is  holier  to  fear 
than  the  later  flask.  On  this  subject,  he  would 
prove  to  you,  all  fears  are  empty  ones. 


CXXXIII.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONB. 

In  ancient  nations  there  are  grand  repositories 
of  wisdom,  although  it  may  happen  that  little  of  itis 
doled  out  to  the  exigencies  of  the  people.  There 
is  more  in  the  fables  of  ^Esop  than  in  the  schools 
of  our  Athenian  philosophers :  there  is  more  in 
the  laws  and  usages  of  Persia,  than  in  the 
greater  part  of  those  communities  which  are  loud 
in  denouncing  them  for  barbarism.  And  yel 
there  are  some  that  shock  me.  We  are  told  by 
Herodotus,  who  tells  us  whatever  we  know  with 
certainty  a  step  beyond  our  thresholds,  that  a  boy 
in  Persia  is  kept  in  the  apartments  of  the  women, 
and  prohibited  from  seeing  his  father,  until  the 
fifth  year.  The  reason  is,  he  informs  us,  that  if 
he  dies  before  this  age,  his  loss  may  give  the 
parent  no  uneasiness.  And  such  a  custom  he 
thinks  commendable.  Herodotus  has  no  child 


Dleone  !  If  he  had,  far  other  would  be  his  feelings 
and  his  judgment.  Before  that  age,  how  many 
seeds  are  sown,  which  future  years,  and  distant 
ones,  mature  successively !  How  much  fondness, 
low  much  generosity,  what  hosts  of  other  virtues, 
courage,  constancy,  patriotism,  spring  into  the 
father's  heart  from  the  cradle  of  his  child  !  And 
does  never  the  fear  come  over  him,  that  what  is 
most  precious  to  him  upon  earth  is  left  in 
careless  or  perfidious,  in  unsafe  or  unworthy 
lands  1  Does  it  never  occur  to  him  that  he  loses 
a  son  in  every  one  of  these  five  years  1  What  is 
;here  so  affecting  to  the  brave  and  virtuous  man, 
as  that  which  perpetually  wants  his  help  and 
can  not  call  for  it !  What  is  so  different  as  the 
speaking  and  the  mute  !  And  hardly  less  so  are 
inarticulate  sounds,  and  sounds  which  he  receives 
balf-formed,  and  which  he  delights  to  modulate, 
and  which  he  lays  with  infinite  care  and  patience, 
not  only  on  the  tender  attentive  ear,  but  on  the 
half-open  lips,  and  on  the  eyes,  and  on  the  cheeks ; 
as  if  they  all  were  listeners.  In  every  child  there 
are  many  children ;  but  coming  forth  year  after 
year,  each  somewhat  like  and  somewhat  varying. 
When  they  are  grown  much  older,  the  leaves  (as  it 
were)  lose  their  pellucid  green,  the  branches  their 
graceful  pliancy. 

Is  there  any  man  so  rich  in  happiness  that  he 
can  afford  to  throw  aside  these  first  five  years  ]  is 
there  any  man  who  can  hope  for  another  five  so 
exuberant  in  unsating  joy  ? 

0  my  sweet  infant !  I  would  teach  thee  to  kneel 
before  the  Gods,  were  it  only  to  thank  'em  for 
being  Athenian  and  not  Persian. 

CXXXIV.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Our  good  Anaxagoras  said  to  me  this  morning, 
"  You  do  well,  Aspasia,  to  read  history  in  prefer- 
ence to  philosophy,  not  only  on  the  recommen- 
dation but  according  to  the  practice  of  Pericles. 
A  good  historian  will  also  be  a  good  philosopher, 
but  will  take  especial  care  that  he  be  never  caught 
in  the  attitude  of  disquisition  or  declamation. 
The  golden  vein  must  run  through  his  field,  but 
we  must  not  see  rising  out  of  it  the  shaft  and  the 
machinery.  We  should  moderate  or  repress  our 
curiosity  and  fastidiousness.  Perhaps  at  no  time 
will  there  be  written,  by  the  most  accurate  and 
faithful  historian,  so  much  of  truth  as  untruth. 
But  actions  enow  will  come  out  with  sufficient 
prominence  before  the  great  tribunal  of  mankind, 
to  exercise  their  judgment  and  regulate  their 
-proceedings.  If  statesmen  looked  attentively  at 
everything  past,  they  would  find  infallible  guides 
in  all  emergencies.  But  leaders  are  apt  to 
shudder  at  the  idea  of  being  led,  and  little  know 
what  different  things  are  experiment  and  ex- 
perience. The  sagacity  of  a  Pericles  himself  is 
neither  rule  nor  authority  to  those  impetuous 
men,  who  would  rather  have  rich  masters  than 
frugal  friends. 

"The  young  folks  from  the  school  of  your 
suitor  Socrates,  who  begin  to  talk  already  of 


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PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


travelling  in  Egypt  when  the  plague  is  over,  are 
likely  to  return  with  a  distemper  as  incurable, 
breaking  bulk  with  demons  and  dreams.  They 
carry  stem  and  stern  too  high  out  of  the  water, 
and  are  more  attentive  to  the  bustling  and  bellying 
of  the  streamers,  than  to  the  soundness  of  the 
mast,  the  compactness  of  the  deck,  or  the  capacity 
and  cleanliness  of  the  hold." 


CXXXV.   ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Anaxagoras  told  me  yesterday  that  he  had  been 
conversing  with  some  literary  men,  philosophers 
and  poets,  who  agreed  in  one  thing  only,  which 
is,  that  we  are  growing  worse  day  after  day,  both 
in  morality  and  intellect.  Hints  were  thrown 
out  that  philosophy  had  mistaken  her  road,  and 
that  it  was  wonderful  how  she  could  be  at  once  so 
dull  and  so  mischievous.  The  philosophers  them- 
selves made  this  complaint :  the  poets  were  as 
severe  on  poetry,  and  were  amazed  that  we  were 
reduced  so  low  as  to  be  the  hearers  of  Sophocles 
and  Euripides,  and  three  or  four  more,  who  how- 
ever were  quite  good  enough  for  such  admirers. 

"  It  is  strange,"  said  Anaxagoras,  "  that  we  are 
unwilling  to  receive  the  higher  pleasures,  when 
they  come  to  us  and  solicit  us,  and  when  we  are 
sure  they  will  do  us  great  and  lasting  good  ;  and 
that  we  gape  and  pant  after  the  lower,  when  we 
are  equally  sure  they  will  do  us  great  and  lasting 
evil.  I  am  incapable,"  continued  he,  "  of  enjoying 
so  much  pleasure  from  the  works  of  imagination 
as  these  poets  are,  who  would  rather  hate  Euri- 
pides and  Sophocles  than  be  delighted  by  them, 
yet  who  follow  the  shade  of  Orpheus  with  as 
ardent  an  intensity  of  love  as  Orpheus  followed 
the  shade  of  Eurydice.  Ignorant  as  I  am  of 
poetry,  I  dared  not  hazard  the  opinion  that  our 
two  contemporaries  were  really  deserving  of  more 
commendation  on  the  score  of  verse,  inferior  as 
they  might  in  originality  be  to  Marsyas  and 
Thamyris  and  the  Centaur  Chiron  :  and  to  the 
philosophers  I  could  only  say,  My  dear  friends ! 
let  us  keep  our  temper  firmly  and  our  tenets 
laxly;  and  let  any  man  correct  both  who  will  take 
the  trouble.  I  come  to  you,  Aspasia,  to  console 
me  for  the  derision  I  bring  home  with  me." 

I  kissed  his  brow,  which  was  never  serener, 
and  assured  him  that  he  possessed  more  comfort 
than  any  mortal  could  bestow  upon  him,  and 
that  he  was  the  only  one  living  who  never 
wanted  any. 

"  I  am  not  insensible,"  said  he,  "  that  every 
year,  at  my  time  of  life,  we  lose  some  pleasure ; 
some  twig  that  once  blossomed,  cankers." 

I  never  was  fond  of  looking  forward :  I  have 
invariably  checked  both  hopes  and  wishes.  It  is 
but  fair  then  that  I  should  be  allowed  to  turn 
away  my  eyes  from  the  prospect  of  age  :  even  if 
I  could  believe  that  it  would  come  to  me  as 
placidly  as  it  has  come  to  Anaxagoras,  I  would 
rather  lie  down  to  sleep  before  the  knees  tremble 
as  they  bend.  With  Anaxagoras  I  never  con- 
verse in  this  manner :  for  old  men  more  willingly 


talk  of  age  than  hear  others  talk  of  it ;  and  nei- 
ther fool  nor  philosopher  likes  to  think  of  the 
time  when  he  shall  talk  no  longer.  I  told  my 
dear  old  man  that,  having  given  a  piece  of  moral 
to  the  philosophers,  he  must  not  be  so  unjust  as 
to  refuse  a  like  present  to  the  poets.  About  an 
hour  before  I  began  my  letter,  he  came  into  the 
library,  and,  to  my  great  surprise,  brought  me 
these  verses,  telling  me  that,  if  they  were  satirical, 
the  satire  fell  entirely  upon  himself. 

Pleasures !  away ;  they  please  no  more. 
Friends .'  are  they  what  they  were  before  ? 
Lores !  they  are  very  idle  things, 
The  best  about  them  are  their  wings. 
The  dance !  'tis  what  the  bear  can  do  ; 
Music  !  I  hate  your  music  too. 

Whene'er  these  witnesses  that  Time 
Hath  snatcht  the  chaplet  from  our  prime, 
Are  call'd  by  Nature,  as  we  go 
With  eye  more  wary,  step  more  slow, 
And  will  be  heard  and  noted  down, 
However  we  may  fret  or  frown, 
Shall  we  desire  to  leave  the  scene 
Where  all  our  former  joys  have  been  ? 
No,  'twere  ungrateful  and  unwise  ! 
But  when  die  down  our  charities 
For  human  weal  and  human  woes, 
Then  is  the  time  our  eyes  should  close. 


CXXXVI.    ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

We  hear  that  another  state  has  been  rising  up 
gradually  to  power,  in  the  centre  of  Italy.  It 
was  originally  formed  of  a  band  of  pirates  from 
some  distant  country,  who  took  possession  of  two 
eminences,  fortified  long  before,  and  overlooking 
a  wide  extent  of  country.  Under  these  eminences, 
themselves  but  of  little  elevation,  are  five  hillocks, 
on  which  they  inclosed  the  cattle  by  night.  It  is 
reported  that  here  were  the  remains  of  an  ancient 
and  extensive  city,  which  served  the  robbers  for 
hiding-places  j  and  temples  were  not  wanting  in 
which  to  deprecate  the  vengeance  of  the  Gods  for 
the  violences  and  murders  they  committed  daily. 
The  situation  is  unhealthy,  which  perhaps  is  the 
reason  why  the  city  was  abandoned,  and  is  like- 
wise a  sufficient  one  why  it  was  rebuilt  by  the 
present  occupants.  They  might  perpetrate  what 
depredations  they  pleased,  confidenHhat  no  force 
could  long  besiege  them  in  a  climate  so  pestilen- 
tial. Relying  on  this  advantage,  they  seized 
from  time  to  time  as  many  women  as  were  requi- 
site for  any  fresh  accession  of  vagabonds,  rogues, 
and  murderers. 

The  Sabines  bore  the  loss  tolerably  well,  until 
the  Komans  (so  they  call  themselves)  went  beyond 
all  bounds,  and  even  took  their  cattle  from  the 
yoke.  The  Sabines  had  endured  all  that  it  be- 
came them  to  endure ;  but  the  lowing  of  their 
oxen  from  the  seven  hills  reached  their  hearts 
and  inflamed  them  with  revenge.  They  are  a 
pastoral  and  therefore  a  patient  people,  able  to 
undergo  the  exertions,  and  endure  the  privations 
of  war,  but,  never  having  been  thieves,  the 
Romans  over-matched  them  in  vigilance,  activity, 
and  enterprise ;  and  have  several  times  since 


PEEICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


409 


made  incursions  into  their  country,  and  forced 
them  to  disadvantageous  conditions.  Emboldened 
by  success,  they  ventured  to  insult  and  exaspe- 
rate the  nearest  of  the  Tyrrhenian  princes. 

The  Tyrrhenians  are  a  very  proud  and  very 
ancient  nation,  and,  like  all  nations  that  are 
proud  and  ancient,  excell  chiefly  in  enjoying 
themselves.  Demaratos  the  Corinthian  dwelt 
among  them  several  years;  and  from  the  Co- 
rinthians they  learned  to  improve  their  pottery, 
which  however  it  does  not  appear  that  they  ever 
have  carried  to  the  same  perfection  as  the  Co- 
rinthian, the  best  of  it  being  indifferently  copied, 
both  in  the  form  and  in  the  figures  on  it. 

Herodotus  has  written  to  Pericles  all  he  could 
collect  relating  to  them;  and  Pericles  says  the 
account  is  interesting.  For  my  part  I  could 
hardly  listen  to  it,  although  written  by  Herodotus 
and  read  by  Pericles.  I  have  quite  forgotten  the 
order  of  events.  I  think  they  are  such  as  neither 
you  nor  anyone  else,  excepting  those  who  live 
near  them,  will  ever  care  about.  But  the  Tyr- 
rhenians really  are  an  extraordinary  people.  They 
have  no  poets,  no  historians,  no  orators,  no  statu- 
aries, no  painters  :  they  say  they  once  had  them  : 
so  much  the  more  disgraceful.  The  Komans  went 
out  against  them  and  dispersed  them,  although 
they  blew  many  trumpets  bravely,  and  brought 
(pretty  nearly  into  action)  many  stout  soothsayers. 
The  enemy,  it  appears,  has  treated  them  with 
clemency  :  they  may  still  feed  soothsayers,  blow 
horns,  and  have  wives  in  common. 

I  hope  it  is  near  your  bed-time :  if  it  is,  you  will 
thank  me  for  my  letter. 

CXXXVII.    ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Who  would  have  imagined  that  the  grave 
sedate  Pericles  could  take  such  delight  in  mis- 
chief!  After  reading  my  dissertation  on  the 
Tyrrhenians  and  Komans,  he  gave  it  again  into 
my  hands,  saying, 

"  Pray  amuse  your  friend  Cleone  with  your 
first  attempt  at  history." 

I  sent  it  off,  quite  unsuspicious.  In  the  evening 
he  looked  at  me  with  a  smile  of  no  short  conti- 
nuance, and  said  at  last, 

"  Aspasia  !  I  perceive  you  are  emulous  of  our 
Halicarnassian ;  but  pray  do  not  publish  that 
historical  Essay  either  in  his  name  or  your  own. 
He  does  not  treat  the  Komans  quite  so  lightly 
as  you  do,  and  shows  rather  more  justice  to  the 
Tyrrhenians.  You  forgot  to  mention  some  im- 
portant facts  recorded  by  him,  and  some  doubts 
as  weighty.  We  shall  come  to  them  presently. 

"  Having  heard  of  the  Komans,  but  nothing 
distinctly,  I  wished  to  receive  a  clearer  and  a  fuller 
account  of  them,  and  wrote  to  Herodotus  by  the 
first  ship  that  sailed  for  Tarentum.  The  city 
where  he  is  residing  lies  near  it,  and  I  gave  orders 
that  my  letter  should  be  taken  ^thither,  and  deli- 
vered into  his  hands.  Above  a  year  is  elapsed, 
during  which  time  Herodotus  tells  me  he  has 
made  all  the  inquiries  which  the  pursuit  of  his 


studies  would  allow ;  that  he  is  continuing  to  cor- 
rect the  errors,  elucidate  the  doubtful  points,  and 
correct  the  style  and  arrangement  of  his  history ; 
and  that,  when  he  has  completed  it  to  his  mind, 
he  shall  have  time  and  curiosity  to  consider 
with  some  attention  this  remarkable  tribe  of 
barbarians. 

"  At  present  he  has  not  been  able  to  answer 
my  questions ;  for  never  was  writer  so  sedulous  in 
the  pursuit  and  examination  of  facts.  What  he 
sees,  he  describes  clearly;  what  he  hears,  he  relates 
faithfully ;  and  he  bestows  the  same  care  on  the 
composition  as  he  had  bestowed  on  the  inves- 
tigation. 

"  The  Romans  I  imagined  had  been  subdued  by 
Numa,  a  Sabine ;  for  it  can  hardly  be  credited 
that  so  ferocious  a  community  sent  a  friendly  in- 
vitation to  be  governed  and  commanded  by  the 
prince  of  a  people  they  had  grossly  and  repeatedly 
insulted.  What  services  had  he  rendered  them  ? 
or  by  what  means  had  they  become  acquainted 
with  his  aptitude  for  government  1  They  had  ever 
been  rude  and  quarrelsome :  he  was  distinguished 
for  civility  and  gentleness.  They  had  violated  all 
that  is  most  sacred  in  public  and  private  life : 
virgins  were  seized  by  treachery,  detained  by  force, 
and  compelled  to  wipe  the  blood  of  their  fathers 
off  the  sword  of  their  ravishers.  A  fratricide 
king  had  recently  been  murdered  by  a  magistracy 
of  traitors.  Whatman  in  his  senses  would  change 
any  condition  of  life  to  become  the  ruler  of  such 
a  nation  ?  None  but  he  who  had  conquered  and 
could  control  them :  none  but  one  who  had  swords 
enough  for  every  head  among  them.  Absolute 
power  alone  can  tame  them  and  fit  them  for  any- 
thing better ;  and  this  power  must  reside  in  the 
hands  of  a  brave  and  sagacious  man,  who  will  not 
permit  it  to  be  shared,  or  touched,  or  questioned. 
Under  such  a  man  such  a  people  may  become 
formidable,  virtuous,  and  great.  It  is  too  true 
that,  to  be  martial,  a  nation  must  taste  of  blood 
in  its  cradle.  Philosophers  may  dispute  it ;  but 
time  past  has  written  it  down,  and  time  to  come 
will  confirm  it.  Of  these  matters  the  sophists 
can  know  nothing :  he  who  understands  them  best 
will  be  the  least  inclined  to  discourse  on  them. 

"  Another  thing  I  doubted,  and  wished  to  know. 
Numa  is  called  a  Sabine.  The  Sabines  are  illite- 
rate still :  in  the  time  of  Numa  they  were  ruder; 
they  had  no  commerce,  no  communication  with 
countries  beyond  Italy ;  and  yet  there  are  writers 
who  tell  us  that  he  introduced  laws,  on  the  whole 
not  dissimilar  to  ours,  and  corrected  the  calendar. 
Is  it  credible  ?  Is  it  possible  ?  I  am  disposed  to 
believe  that  both  these  services  were  rendered  by 
the  son  of  Demaratos,  and  that  the  calendar  might 
have  been  made  better,  were  it  not  requisite  on 
such  an  occasion,  more  than  almost  any  other,  to 
consult  the  superstition  of  the  populace. 

"  I  myself  am  afraid  of  touching  the  calendar 
here  in  Athens,  many  as  have  been  my  conferences 
with  Meton  on  the  subject.  Done  it  shall  be ; 
but  it  must  be  either  just  before  a  victory  or  just 
after. 


410 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


"  If  the  Sabine  had  sent  an  embassy,  or  even 
an  individual,  to  Athens,  in  order  to  collect  our 
laws,  the  archives  of  the  city  would  retain  a  record 
of  so  wonderful  an  event.  He  certainly  could  not 
have  picked  them  up  in  the  pastures  or  woodlands 
of  his  own  country.  But  the  Corinthians  know 
them  well,  and  have  copied  most  of  them.  All 
nations  are  fond  of  pushing  the  date  of  their  civi- 
lization as  high  up  as  possible,  and  care  not  how 
remotely  they  place  the  benefits  they  have  re- 
ceived. And  probably  some  of  the  Romans, 
aware  that  Numa  was  their  conqueror,  helped 
to  abolish  the  humiliating  suspicion,  by  invest- 
ing him  successively  with  the  robes  of  a  priest, 
of  a  legislator,  and  of  an  astronomer. 

"  His  two  nearest  successors  were  warriors  and 
conquerors.  The  third  was  the  son  of  that  De- 
maratos  of  whom  we  have  spoken,  and  who,  exiled 
from  Corinth,  settled  among  the  Tyrrhenians,  and 
afterward,  being  rich  and  eloquent,  won  over  to 
his  interest  the  discontented  and  venal  of  the 
Romans ;  at  all  times  the  great  majority.  We 
hear  that  he  constructed  of  hewn  stone  a  long,  a 
spacious,  and  a  lofty  channel,  to  convey  the  filth 
of  the  town  into  the  river :  we  hear,  at  the  same 
time,  that  the  town  itself  was  fabricated  of  hurdles 
and  mud,  upon  ruins  of  massy  workmanship ; 
that  the  best  houses  were  roofed  with  rushes,  and 
that  the  vases  of  the  temples  were  earthen.  Now, 
kings  in  general,  and  mostly  those  whose  au- 
thority is  recent  and  insecure,  think  rather  of 
amusing  the  people  by  spectacles,  or  pampering 
their  appetites  by  feasts  and  donatives,  or  daz- 
zling their  imagination  by  pomp  and  splendour. 
Theatres,  not  common  sewers,  suited  best  the 
Romans.  Their  first  great  exploit  was  performed 
in  a  theatre,  at  the  cost  of  the  Sabines.  Moreover 
they  were  religious,  and  stole  every  God  and  God- 
dess they  could  lay  their  hands  on.  Surely  so 
considerate  a  person  as  the  son  of  Demaratos 
would  have  adapted  his  magnificence  to  the 
genius  of  the  people,  who  never  cared  about  filth, 
but  were  always  most  zealous  in  their  devotions. 
This  we  might  imagine  would  occur  to  him  as 
more  and  more  requisite  on  the  capture  of  every 
town  or  village ;  for,  when  the  Romans  had  killed 
the  inhabitants,  they  transferred  the  Gods  very 
diligently  into  their  city,  that  they  might  not 
miss  their  worshippers.  Now  the  Gods  must 
have  wanted  room  by  degrees,  and  might  not 
have  liked  their  quarters.  Five  hundred  temples 
could  have  been  erected  at  less  expense  than  the 
building  of  this  stupendous  duct.  Did  the  son  of 
Demaratos  build  it  then  ? 

"  The  people  are  still  ignorant,  still  barbarous, 
still  cruel,  still  intractable  ;  but  they  are  acute  in 
the  perception  of  their  interests,  and  have  es- 
tablished at  last  a  form  of  government  more 
resembling  the  Carthaginian  than  ours.  As  their 
power  does  not  arise  from  commerce,  like  the 
power  of  Carthage,  but  strikes  its  roots  into  the 
solid  earth,  its  only  sure  foundation,  it  is  much 
less  subject  to  the  gusts  of  fortune,  and  will 
recover  from  a  shock  more  speedily.  Neither  is 


there  any  great  nation  in  contact  with  them. 
When  they  were  much  weaker,  the  Tyrrhenians 
conquered  them,  under  the  command  of  their 
prince  Porsena;  but  thought  they  could  leave 
them  nowhere  less  inconveniently  than  in  the 
place  they  themselves  had  abandoned.  The 
Sabines,  too,  conquered  them  a  second  time,  and 
imposed  a  king  over  them,  but  were  so  unsus- 
picious and  inconsiderate  as  not  to  destroy  the 
city,  and  parcel  out  the  inhabitants  for  Greece, 
Sicily,  and  Africa. 

"  Living  as  they  did  on  their  farms,  with  no 
hold  upon  the  Romans  but  a  king,  who,  residing 
in  the  city  with  few  of  his  own  countrymen  about 
him,  was  rather  a  hostage  than  a  ruler,  his  au- 
thority was  soon  subverted.  The  Sabines  at  this 
time  are  partly  won  by  conquest,  and  partly  do- 
miciliated  by  consanguinity.  The  Tyrrhenians  are 
spent  and  effete.  The  government  of  the  Romans, 
from  royal,  is  now  become  aristocratical ;  and  the 
people,  deprived  of  their  lawful  share  in  the  lands 
they  conquered  from  so  many  enemies,  swear 
hatred  to  kings,  and  sigh  for  their  return.  One 
flagrant  crime  consumed  the  regal  authority ;  a 
thousand  smouldering  ones  eat  deep  into  the 
consular.  The  military  system  stands  apart, 
admirable  in  its  formation ;  and,  unless  that  too 
falls,  the  Roman  camps  will  move  forward  year 
after  year,  until  the  mountains  and  the  seas  of 
Italy  shall  not  contain  them.  They  are  heirs  to 
the  wealth  of  worn-out  nations,  and,  when  they 
have  seized  upon  their  inheritance,  they  will  fight 
with  braver.  The  Romans  will  be  to  Italy  what  the 
Macedonians  at  some  future  day  will  be  to  Greece. 

"  The  old  must  give  way  to  the  young,  nations 
like  men,  and  men  like  leaves." 


OXXXVIII.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Buildings  of  high  antiquity  have  usually  been 
carried  by  the  imagination  much  higher  still. 
But,  by  what  we  hear  of  the  Tyrrhenians,  we  may 
believe  that  in  their  country  there  are  remains  of 
earlier  times  than  in  ours.  Everything  about  them 
shows  a  pampered  and  dissolute  and  decaying 
people. 

You  will  hardly  think  a  sewer  a  subject  for 
curiosity  and  investigation :  yet  nothing  in  Eu- 
rope is  so  vast  and  so  well-constructed  as  the 
sewer  at  Rome,  excepting  only  the  harbour  walls 
and  propylaea,  built  recently  here  at  Athens, 
under  the  administration  of  Pericles.  I  have 
asked  him  some  further  questions  on  the  won- 
derful work  still  extant  in  the  city  occupied  by 
the  Romans.  I  will  now  give  you  his  answer. 

"  Do  not  imagine  that,  unable  as  I  am  to  ascer- 
tain the  time  when  the  great  sewer  of  Rome  was 
constructed,  I  am  desirous  of  establishing  one 
opinion  in  prejudice  of  another,  or  forward  in  de- 
nying that  a  rich  Corinthian  might  have  devised 
so  vast  an  undertaking.  But  in  Corinth  herself 
we  find  nothing  of  equal  magnitude,  nothing  at 
all  resembling  its  architecture  :  the  Tyrrhenians, 
who  are  stated  to  have  been  employed  in  building 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


411 


it,  have  ceased  for  many  ages  to  be  capable  of 
anything  similar ;  all  their  great  fabrics  may  be 
dated  more  than  a  thousand  years  before  the  age 
of  Tarquin.  I  feel  no  interest  in  the  support  of 
an  hypothesis.  Take  it,  or  reject  it ;  I  would 
rather  that  you  rejected  it,  if  you  would  replace  it 
with  another  and  a  better.  Many  things  pass 
across  the  mind,  which  are  neither  to  be  detained 
in  it  with  the  intention  of  insisting  on  them  as 
truths,  nor  are  to  be  dismissed  from  it  as  idle  and 
intrusive.  Whatever  gives  exercise  to  our 
thoughts,  gives  them  not  only  activity  and 
strength,  but  likewise  range.  We  are  not  obliged 
to  continue  on  the  training-ground ;  nor  on  the 
other  hand  is  it  expedient  to  obstruct  it  or  plough 
it  up.  The  hunter,  in  quest  of  one  species  of 
game,  often  finds  another,  and  always  finds  what 
is  better,  freshness  and  earnestness  and  animation. 
Were  I  occupied  in  literature,  I  should  little  fear 
stumbling  in  my  ascent  toward  its  untrodden  and 
abstruser  scenery :  being  a  politician,  I  know 
that  a  single  false  step  is  a  fall,  and  a  fall  is  ruin. 
We  may  begin  wrong,  and  continue  so  with  im- 
punity ;  but  we  must  not  deviate  from  wrong  to 
right." 

He  said  this  with  one  of  his  grave  smiles ;  and 
then  to  me, 

"  A  slender  shrub,  the  ornament  of  your  private 
walk,  may  with  moderate  effort  be  drawn  straight 
again  from  any  obliquity ;  but  such  an  attempt, 
were  it  practicable,  would  crack  every  fibre  in  the 
twisted  tree  that  overshades  the  forest." 


CXXXIX.      CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

Who  told  you,  Aspasia,  that  instead  of  poetry, 
of  history,  of  philosophy,  our  writers  at  Miletus 
are  beginning  to  compose  a  species  of  tales  founded 
on  love  or  madness,  and  ending  in  miserable 
death  or  wealthy  marriage ;  and  that  at  the  con- 
clusion of  the  work  a  strict  account  is  rendered  of 
all  estrays,  of  all  that  had  once  come  into  it  and 
had  disappeared  1  Very  true,  the  people  at  large 
run  after  the  detail  of  adventures,  and  are  as 
anxious  to  see  the  termination  as  they  are  to 
reach  the  bottom  of  an  amphora :  but  I  be- 
seech you  never  to  imagine  that  we  are  reduced 
in  our  literature  to  such  a  state  of  destitution,  as 
to  be  without  the  enjoyment  of  those  treasures 
which  our  ancestors  left  behind  them.  No,  As- 
pasia, we  are  not  yet  so  famished  that  a  few 
morsels  of  more  nutritious  food  would  overpower 
us.  I  assure  you,  we  do  not  desire  to  see  a  death 
or  a  marriage  set  upon  the  table  every  day.  We 
are  grateful  for  all  the  exercises  and  all  the  ex- 
cursions of  intellect,  and  our  thanks  are  peculiarly 
due  to  those  by  whose  genius  our  pleasure  in 
them  is  increased  or  varied.  If  we  have  among 
us  any  one  capable  of  devising  an  imaginary  tale, 
wherein  all  that  is  interesting  in  poetry  is  united 
with  all  that  is  instructive  in  history,  such  an 
author  will  not  supersede  the  poets  and  historians, 
but  will  walk  between  them,  and  be  cordially 
hailed  by  both. 


OXL.    ASPASIA    TO    CLEONE. 

When  we  are  dull  we  run  to  music.  I  am  sure 
you  must  be  dull  enough  after  so  much  of  history 
and  of  politics.  My  Pericles  can  discover  portents 
in  Macedonia  and  Italy :  Anaximander  could  see 
mountains  in  the  moon :  I  desire  to  cast  my  eyes 
no  farther  than  to  Miletus. 

Take  your  harp. 

ODE  TO  MILETUS. 

Maiden  there  was  whom  Jove 
Illuded  into  love, 

Happy  and  pure  was  she  ; 
Glorious  from  her  the  shore  became, 
And  Helle  lifted  up  her  name 
To  shine  eternal  o'er  the  river-sea. 

And  many  tears  are  shed 

Upon  thy  bridal-bed, 
Star  of  the  swimmer  in  the  lonely  night ! 

Who  with  unbrnided  hair 

Wipedst  a  breast  so  fair, 
Bounding  with  toil,  more  bounding  with  delight. 

But  they  whose  prow  hath  past  thy  straits 

And,  ranged  before  Byzantion's  gates, 
Bring  to  the  God  of  sea  the  victim  due, 

Even  from  the  altar  raise  their  eyes, 

And  drop  the  chalice  with  surprise, 
And  at  such  grandeur  have  forgotten  you. 

At  last  there  swells  the  hymn  of  praise, 
And  who  inspires  those  sacred  lays  ? 

"  The  founder  of  the  walls  ye  see." 
What  human  power  could  elevate 
Those  walls,  that  citadel,  that  gate  ? 

"  Miletus,  O  my  sons !  was  he." 

Hail  then,  Miletus  !  hail  beloved  town, 

Parent  of  me  and  mine  J 
But  let  not  power  alone  be  thy  renown, 

Nor  chiefs  of  ancient  line, 

Nor  visits  of  the  Gods,  unless 
They  leave  tlieir  thoughts  below, 

And  teach  us  that  we  most  should  bless 
Those  to  whom  most  we  owe. 

Restless  is  Wealth ;  the  nerves  of  Power 

Sink,  as  a  lute's  in  rain  : 
The  Gods  lend  only  for  an  hour 

And  then  call  back  again 

All  else  than  Wisdom ;  she  alone, 

In  Truth's  or  Virtue's  form, 
Descending  from  the  starry  throne 

Thro'  radiance  and  thro'  storm, 

Remains  as  long  as  godlike  men 

Afford  her  audience  meet, 
Nor  Time  nor  War  tread  down  again 

The  traces  of  her  feet. 

Always  hast  thou,  Miletus,  been  the  friend, 
Protector,  guardian,  father,  of  the  wise ; 

Therefore  shall  thy  dominion  never  end 

Till  Fame,  despoil'd  of  voice  and  pinion,  dies. 

With  favouring  shouts  and  flowers  thrown  fast  behind, 

Arctinos  ran  his  race, 
No  wanderer  he,  alone  and  blind  .  . 

And  Melesander  was  untorn  by  Thrace. 

There  have  been,  but  not  here, 
Rich  men  who  swept  aside  the  royal  feast 

On  child's  or  bondman's  breast, 
Bidding  the  wise  and  aged  disappear. 

Revere  the  aged  and  the  wise, 
Aspasia  !  but  thy  sandal  is  not  worn 

To  trample  on  these  things  of  scorn ; 
By  his  own  sting  the  fire-bound  scorpion  dies. 


412 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


CXLI.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 


To-day  there  came  to  visit  us  a  writer  who  is 
not  yet  an  author  :  his  name  is  Thucydidea.  We 
understand  that  he  has  been  these  several  years 
engaged  in  preparation  for  a  history.  Pericles 
invited  him  to  meet  Herodotus,  when  that  won- 
derful man  had  returned  to  our  country,  and 
about  to  sail  from  Athens.  Until  then,  it  was 
believed  by  the  intimate  friends  of  Thucydides 
that  he  would  devote  his  life  to  poetry,  and  such 
is  his  vigour  both  of  thought  and  of  expression, 
that  he  would  have  been  the  rival  of  Pindar. 
Even  now  he  is  fonder  of  talking  on  poetry  than 
any  other  subject,  and  blushed  when  history  was 
mentioned.  By  degrees  however  he  warmed,  and 
listened  with  deep  interest  to  the  discourse  of 
Pericles  on  the  duties  of  a  historian. 

"  May  our  first  Athenian  historian  not  be  the 
greatest !"  said  he  "  as  the  first  of  our  dramatists 
has  been,  in  the  opinion  of  many.  ^Eschylus  was 
the  creator  of  Tragedy,  nor  did  she  ever  shine 
with  such  splendour,  ever  move  with  such  state- 
liness  and  magnificence,  as  at  her  first  apparition 
on  the  horizon.  The  verses  of  Sophocles  are 
more  elaborate,  the  language  purer,  the  sentences 
fuller  and  more  harmonious ;  but  in  loftiness  of 
soul,  and  in  the  awfulness  with  which  he  invests 
his  characters,  JSschylus  remains  unrivalled  and 
unapproached. 

"  We  are  growing  too  loquacious,  both  on  the 
stage  and  off.  We  make  disquisitions  which  ren- 
der us  only  more  and  more  dim-sighted,  and  ex- 
cursions that  only  consume  our  stores.  If  some 
among  us  who  have  acquired  celebrity  by  their 
compositions,  calm,  candid,  contemplative  men, 
were  to  undertake  the  history  of  Athens  from  the 
invasion  of  Xerxes,  I  should  expect  a  fair  and  full 
criticism  on  the  orations  of  Antiphon,  and  expe- 
rience no  disappointment  at  their  forgetting  the 
battle  of  Salamis.  History,  when  she  has  lost  her 
Muse,  will  lose  her  dignity,  her  occupation,  her 
character,  her  name.  She  will  wander  about  the 
Agora ;  she  will  start,  she  will  stop,  she  will  look 
wild,  she  will  look  stupid,  she  will  take  languidly 
to  her  bosom  doubts,  queries,  essays,  dissertations, 
some  of  which  ought  to  go  before  her,  some  to 
follow,  and  all  to  stand  apart.  The  field  of  His- 
tory should  not  merely  be  well  tilled,  but  well 
peopled.  None  is  delightful  to  me,  or  interesting, 
in  which  I  find  not  as  many  illustrious  names  as 
have  a  right  to  enter  it.  We  might  as  well  in  a 
drama  place  the  actors  behind  the  scenes,  and 
listen  to  the  dialogue  there,  as  in  a  history  push 
valiant  men  back,  and  protrude  ourselves  with 
husky  disputations.  Show  me  rather  how  great 
projects  were  executed,  great  advantages  gained, 
and  great  calamities  averted.  Show  me  the  gene- 
rals and  the  statesmen  who  stood  foremost,  that  I 
may  bend  to  them  in  reverence ;  tell  me  their 
names,  that  I  may  repeat  them  to  my  children. 
Teach  me  whence  laws  were  introduced,  upon 
what  foundation  laid,  by  what  custody  guarded, 
in  what  inner  keep  preserved.  Let  the  books  of 


the  treasury  lie  closed  as  religiously  as  the  Sibyl's  ; 
leave  weights  and  measures  in  the  market-place, 
Commerce  in  the  harbour,  the  Arts  in  the  light 
they  love,  Philosophy  in  the  shade  :  place  History 
on  her  rightful  throne,  and,  at  the  sides  of  her, 
Eloquence  and  War. 

"  Aspasia !  try  your  influence  over  Thucydides : 
perhaps  he  would  not  refuse  you  the  pleasure  of 
hearing  a  few  sentences  of  the  work  he  has  begun. 
I  may  be  a  plagiary  if  I  am  a  listener,  and  yet  I 
would  request  permission  to  be  present." 

Thucydides  was  pleased  at  this  deference,  and 
has  promised  to  return  soon. 

CXLII.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Polynices,  a  fishmonger,  has  been  introduced 
upon  the  stage.  He  had  grown  rich  by  his  honesty 
and  good-nature  ;  and  latterly,  in  this  hot  season, 
had  distributed  among  the  poorer  families  the  fish 
he  could  not  sell  in  the  day-time  at  a  reasonable 
price.  Others  of  the  same  trade  cried  out  against 
his  unfairness,  and  he  was  insulted  and  beaten  in 
the  market-place.  So  favourable  an  incident 
could  not  escape  the  sagacious  scent  of  our  comic 
writers.  He  was  represented  on  the  stage  as 
aiming  at  supreme  power,  riding  upon  a  dolphin 
through  a  stormy  sea,  with  a  lyre  in  one  hand,  a 
dogfish  in  the  other,  and  singing, 

I,  whom  you  see  so  high  on 
A  dolphin's  back,  am  not  Arion, 
But  (should  the  favouring  breezes  blow  me  faster) 
Cecropians !  by  the  Gods .' .  .  your  master ! 

The  people  were  indignant  at  this,  and  demanded 
with  loud  cries  the  closing  of  the  theatre,  and  the 
abolition  of  comedies  for  ever. 

What  the  abuse  of  the  wisest  and  most  power- 
ful men  in  the  community  could  not  effect,  the 
abuse  of  a  fishmonger  has  brought  about. 

The  writers  and  actors  of  comedy  came  in  a 
body  to  Pericles,  telling  him'' they  had  seen  the 
madness  of  the  people,  and  had  heard  with  won- 
der and  consternation  that  it  was  supported  by 
some  of  the  archons. 

He  answered,  that  he  was  sorry  to  see  Comedy 
with  a  countenance  so  altered  as  to  make  him 
tremble  for  her  approaching  dissolution;  her 
descent  into  the  regions  of  Tragedy.  He  won- 
dered how  the  Archons  should  deem  it  expedient 
to  correct  those,  whose  office  and  employment  it 
had  hitherto  been  to  correct  them  ;  and  regretted 
his  inability  to  interpose  between  two  conflicting 
authorities ;  he  must  leave  it  entirely  to  the  peo- 
ple, who  would  soon  grow  calmer,  and  renew  their 
gratitude  to  their  protectors  and  patrons. 

In  the  midst  of  these  regrets  the  theatre  for 
comedy  was  closed.  The  poets  and  actors,  as 
they  departed,  made  various  observations. 

Dogs  sweat  and  despots  laugh  inwardly,"  said 
"  Did  you  note  his  malice  1  the  Sisy- 
phus ! " 

"  We  have  nothing  left  for  it,"  said  Hipponax, 
"  but  to  fall  on  our  knees  among  the  scales,  fins, 
and  bladders  at  the  fish-stall." 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


413 


"  Better,"  said  Aristophanes,  "  make  up  to 
Eeligion,  and  look  whether  the  haughty  chieftain 
has  no  vulnerable  place  in  his  heel  for  an  arrow 
from  that  quarter." 

"  He  has  broken  your  bow,"  said  Pherecydes  : 
"  take  heed  that  the  people  do  not  snatch  at  the 
string  :  they  have  shown  that  they  can  pull  hard, 
and  may  pull  where  we  would  not  have  them." 

CXLIII.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Thucydides  has  just  left  us.  He  has  been 
reading  to  me  a  portion  of  history.  At  every 
pause  I  nodded  to  Pericles,  who,  it  seems  to  me, 
avoided  to  remark  it  purposely,  but  who  in  reality 
was  so  attentive  and  thoughtful  that  it  was  long 
before  he  noticed  me.  When  the  reading  was 
over,  I  said  to  him, 

"  So,  you  two  sly  personages  have  laid  your 
sober  heads  together  in  order  to  deceive  me ;  as 
if  I  am  so  silly,  so  ignorant  of  peculiarity  in  style, 
as  not  to  discover  in  an  instant  the  fraud  you 
would  impose  on  me.  Thucydides  !"  said  I  "you 
have  read  it  well ;  only  one  could  have  read  it 
better  .  .  the  author  himself"  .  .  shaking  my 
head  at  Pericles. 

"0  Aspasia!"  said  our  guest,  "I  confess  to 
you  I  was  always  a  little  too  'fond  of  praise,  al- 
though I  have  lived  in  retirement  to  avoid  it  until 
due,  wishing  to  receive  the  whole  sum  at  once, 
however  long  I  might  wait  for  it.  But  never  did 
I  expect  so  much  as  this  :  it  overturns  the  scale 
by  its  weight." 

"  0  Thucydides  !"  said  Pericles  "  I  am  jealous 
of  Aspasia.  No  one  before  ever  flattered  her  so 
in  my  presence." 

I  entreated  him  to  continue  to  write,  and  to 
bring  down  his  history  to  the  present  times. 

"  My  reverence  for  Herodotus,"  said  he, "  makes 
me  stand  out  of  his  way  and  look  at  him  from  a 
distance  :  I  was  obliged  to  take  another  model  of 
style.  I  hope  to  continue  my  work  beyond  the 
present  day,  and  to  conclude  it  with  some  event 
which  shall  have  exalted  our  glory  and  have 
established  our  supremacy  in  Greece." 

"  Go  on,"  said  I ;  "  fear  no  rivals.  Others  are 
writing  who  fear  not  even  Herodotus,  nor  greatly 
indeed  respect  him.  They  will  be  less  courteous 
with  you  perhaps,  whose  crown  is  yet  iii  the  gar- 
den. The  creatures  run  about  and  kick  and 
neigh  in  all  directions,  with  a  gadfly  on  them 
ever  since  they  left  the  race-course  at  Olympia. 
At  one  moment  they  lay  the  muzzle  softly  and 
languidly  and  lovingly  upon  each  other's  neck ; 
at  another  they  rear  and  bite  like  Python." 

"  I  ought  to  experience  no  enmity  from  them," 
said -he,  "before  my  time  comes,  theirs  will  be 
over." 

CXLIV.    PERICLES   TO   ASPASIA. 

I  am  pleased  with  your  little  note,  and  hope 
you  may  live  to  write  a  commentary  on  the  same 
author.  You  speak  with  your  usual. judgment, 
in  commending  our  historian  for  his  discretion 


in  metaphors.  Not  indeed  that  his  language  is 
without  them,  but  they  are  rare,  impressive,  and 
distinct.  History  wants  them  occasionally;  in 
oratory  they  are  nearly  as  requisite  as  in  poetry  ; 
they  come  opportunely  wherever  the  object  is 
persuasion  or  intimidation,  and  no  less  where  de- 
light stands  foremost.  In  writing  a  letter  I  would 
neither  seek  nor  reject  one  :  but  I  think,  if; more 
than  one  came  forward,  I  might  decline  its  ser- 
vices. If  however  it  had  come  in  unawares,  I 
would  take  no  trouble  to  send  it  away.  But  we 
should  accustom  ourselves  to  think  always  with 
propriety,  in  little  things  as  in  great,  and  neither 
be  too  solicitous  of  our  dress  in  the  house,  nor 
negligent  because  we  are  at  home.  I  think  it  as 
improper  and  indecorous  to  write  a  stupid  or  a 
silly  note  to  you,  as  one  in  a  bad  hand  or  on 
coarse  paper.  Familiarity  ought  to  have  another 
and  worse  name,  when  it  relaxes  in  its  attentive- 
ness  to  please. 

We  began  with  metaphors,  I  will  end  with 
one.  Do  not  look  back  over  the  letter  to  see 
whether  I  have  not  already  used  my  privilege  of 
nomination,  whether  my  one  is  not  there.  Take 
then  a  simile  instead.  It  is  a  pity  that  they  are 
often  lamps  which  light  nothing,  and  show  only 
the  nakedness  of  the  walls  they  are  nailed  against. 

CXLV.   ASPASIA   TO.  CLEONE. 

Sophocles  left  me  about  an  hour  ago. 

Hearing  that  he  was  with  Pericles  on  business, 
I  sent  to  request  he  would  favour  me  with  a  visit 
when  he  was  disengaged.  After  he  had  taken  a 
seat,  I  entreated  him  to  pardon  me,  expressing  a 
regret  that  we  hardly  ever  saw  him,  knowing  as  I 
did  that  no  person  could  so  ill  withstand  the 
regrets  of  the  ladies.  I  added  a  hope  that,  as 
much  for  my  sake  as  for  the  sake  of  Pericles,  he 
would  now  and  then  steal  an  hour  from  the  Muses 
in  our  behalf. 

"  Lady ! "  said  he,  "  it  would  only  be  changing 
the  place  of  assignation." 

"  I  shall  begin  with  you,"  said  I,  "just  as  if  I 
had  a  right  to  be  familiar,  and  desire  of  you  to 
explain  the  meaning  of  a  chorus  in  King  (Edipus, 
which,  although  I  have  read  the  tragedy  many 
times,  and  have  never  failed  to  be  present  at  the 
representation,  I  do  not  quite  comprehend." 

I  took  up  a  volume  from  the  table  .  . 

"  No,"  said  I,  "  this  is  Electro, :  give  me  the 
other."  We  unrolled  it  together. 

"  Here  it  is :  what  is  the  meaning  of  these 
words  about  the  Laws  ?  " 

He  looked  over  them,  first  without  opening  his 
lips  ;  then  he  read  them  in  alow  voice  to  himself; 
and  then,  placing  the  palm  of  his  left  hand  against 
his  forehead, 

"  Well !  I  certainly  did  think  I  understood  it 
at  the  time  I  wrote  it." 

Cleone !  if  you  could  see  him  you  would  fall  in 
love  with  him.  Fifteen  olympiads  have  not  quite 
run  away  with  all  his  youth.  What  a  noble 
presence !  what  an  open  countenance !  what  a 


414 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


brow !  what  a  mouth  !  what  a  rich  harmonious 
voice !  what  a  heart,  full  of  passion  and  of 
poetry! 

OXLVI.  REPLY  OF  PERICLB8  TO  THB  ACCUSATION 
OF  CLEON. 

There  is  a  race  of  men,  (and  they  appear  to 
have  led  colonies  into  many  lands,)  whose  courage 
is  always  in  an  inverse  ratio  to  their  danger. 
There  is  also  a  race  who  deem  that  a  benefit  done 
to  another  is  an  injury  done  to  them.  Would 
you  affront  them,  speak  well  of  their  friends ; 
would  you  deprive  them  of  repose,  labour  and 
watch  incessantly  for  their  country. 

Cleon !  in  all  your  experience,  in  all  the  terri- 
tories you  have  visited,  in  all  the  cities  and  islands 
you  have  conquered  for  us,  have  you  never  met 
with  any  such  people?  And  yet,  0  generous 
Cleon !  I  have  heard  it  hinted  that  the  observa- 
tion is  owing  to  you. 

Were  my  life  a  private  one,  were  my  services 
done  toward  my  friends  alone,  had  my  youth 
been  exempt  as  yours  hath  been  from  difficulty  and 
peril,  I  might  never  have  displeased  you ;  I  might 
never  have  been  cited  to  defend  my  character 
against  the  foulest  of  imputations.  0  Athenians ! 
let  me  recall  your  attention  to  every  word  that 
Cleon  has  uttered.  I  know  how  difficult  is  the 
task,  where  so  much  dust  is  blown  about  by  so 
much  wind.  The  valorous  Cleon  has  made  your 
ears  tingle  and  ring  with  Harmodius  and  Aristo- 
giton.  I  am  ignorant  which  of  the  two  he  would 
take  for  imitation,  the  handsomer  or  the  braver. 
He  stalks  along  with  great  bustle  and  magnificence, 
but  he  shows  the  dagger  too  plainly :  he  neglects 
to  carry  it  in  myrtle. 

In  your  astonishment  at  this  sudden  procedure, 
there  are  doubtless  many  of  you  who  are  unable  to 
comprehend  the  title  of  the  denunciation.  Let 
me  tell  you  what  it  is. 

"Pericles,  son  of  Xanthippus"  .  .  (may  all 
Greece  hear  it !  may  every  herald  in  every  city 
proclaim  it  at  every  gate!)  "Pericles,  son  of 
Xanthippus,  is  accused  of  embezzling  the  public 
money,  collected,  reserved,  and  set  apart,  for  the 
building  and  decoration  of  the  Parthenon.  The 
accuser  is  Cleon,  son  of  Cleaeretus." 

The  scribe  has  designated  the  father  of  our 
friend  by  this  name,  in  letters  very  legible,  other- 
wise I  should  have  suspected  it  was  the  son  of 
Cligenes,  the  parasite  of  the  wealthy,  the  oppressor 
of  the  poor,  the  assailer  of  the  virtuous,  and  the 
ridicule  of  all.  Charges  more  substantial  might 
surely  be  brought  against  me,  and  indeed  were 
threatened.  But  never  shall  I  repent  of  having, 
by  my  advice,  a  little  decreased  the  revenues  of 
the  commonwealth,  in  lowering  the  price  of  ad- 
mission to  the  theatres,  and  in  offering  to  the 
more  industrious  citizens,  out  of  the  public  trea- 
sury, the  trifle  requisite  for  this  enjoyment.  In 
the  theatre  let  them  see  before  them  the  crimes 
and  the  calamities  of  Power,  the  vicissitudes  of 
Fortune,  and  the  sophistries  of  the  Passions.  Let 


it  be  there,  and  there  only,  that  the  just  man 
suffers,  and  that  murmurs  are  heard  against  the 
dispensations  of  the  Gods. 

But  I  am  forgetting  the  accusation.  Will  Cleon 
do  me  the  favour  to  inform  you  in  what  place  I 
have  deposited,  or  in  what  manner  I  have  spent, 
the  money  thus  embezzled  1  Will  Cleon  tell  you 
that  I  alone  had  the  custody  of  it ;  or  that  I  had 
anything  at  all  to  do  in  the  making  up  of  the 
accounts  ?  Will  Cleon  prove  to  you  that  I  am 
now  richer  than  I  was  thirty  years  ago,  excepting 
in  a  portion  of  the  spoil,  won  bravely  by  the  armies 
you  decreed  I  should  command ;  such  a  portion 
as  the  laws  allow,  and  the  soldiers  carry  to  their 
general  with  triumphant  acclamations.  Cleon 
has  yet  to  learn  all  this ;  certainly  his  wealth  is 
derived  from  no  such  sources ;  far  other  acclama- 
tions does  Cleon  court ;  those  of  the  idle,  the  dis- 
solute, the  malignant,  the  cowardly,  and  the  false. 
But  if  he  seeks  them  in  Athens,  and  not  beyond, 
his  party  is  small  indeed,  and  your  indignation 
will  drown  their  voices.  What  need  have  I  of 
pilfer  and  peculation?  Am  I  avaricious?  am  I 
prodigal?  Does  the  indigent  citizen,  does  the 
wounded  soldier,  come  to  my  door  and  return 
unsatisfied  ?  Point  at  me,  Cleon !  and  tell  your 
friends  to  mark  that.  Let  them  mark  it ;  but  for 
imitation,  not  for  Calumny.  Let  them  hear,  for 
they  are  idle  enough,  whence  I  possess  the  means 
of  relieving  the  unfortunate,  raising  the  dejected, 
and  placing  men  of  worth  and  genius  (too  often 
in  that  number !)  where  all  their  fellow-citizens 
may  distinguish  them.  My  father  died  in  my 
childhood ;  careful  guardians  superintended  it, 
managing  my  affairs  with  honesty  and  diligence. 
The  earliest  of  my  ancestors,  of  whom  anything 
remarkable  is  recorded,  was  Cleisthenes,  whom 
your  forefathers  named  general  with  Solon,  order- 
ing them  to  conquer  Cirrha.  He  devoted  his 
portion  of  the  spoils  to  the  building  of  a  portico. 
I  never  have  heard  that  he  came  by  night  and 
robbed  the  labourers  he  had  paid  by  day  :  perhaps 
Cleon  has.  He  won  afterward  at  the  Olympian 
games  :  I  never  have  ascertained  that  he  bribed 
his  adversaries.  These  actions  are  not  in  history 
nor  in  tradition  :  but  Cleon  no  doubt  has  autho- 
rities that  outvalue  tradition  and  history.  Some 
years  afterward,  Cleisthenes  proclaimed  his  deter- 
mination to  give  in  marriage  his  daughter  Aga- 
rista  to  the  worthiest  man  he  could  find,  whether 
at  home  or  abroad.  It  is  pity  that  Cleon  was  not 
living  in  those  days.  Agarista  and  her  father,  in 
default  of  him,  could  hear  of  none  worthier  than 
Megacles,  son  of  Alcmaeon.  Their  riches  all 
descended  to  me,  and  some  perhaps  of  their  better 
possessions.  These  at  least,  with  Cleon's  leave,  I 
would  retain  ;  and  as  much  of  the  other  as  may  be 
serviceable  to  my  friends,  without  being  dangerous 
to  the  commonwealth. 


CXLVII.    ASPASIA    TO    CLEONE. 

Surely  of  all  our  pursuits  and  speculations,  the 
most  instructive  is,  how  the  braver  pushed  back 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


415 


their  sufferings,  how  the  weaker  bowed  their 
heads  and  asked  for  sympathy,  how  the  soldier 
smote  his  breast  at  the  fallacies  of  glory,  and  how 
the  philosopher  paused  and  trembled  at  the  depths 
of  his  discoveries.  But  the  acquirement  of  such 
instruction  presses  us  down  to  the  earth.  We  see 
the  basest  and  most  inert  of  mankind  the  tor- 
mentors and  consumers  of  the  loftiest :  the  worm 
at  last  devours  what  the  lion  and  tiger  paused  at 
and  fled  from.  But  Pericles  for  the  present  is 
safe  and  secure ;  and  I  am  too  happy  for  other 
thoughts  or  reflections.  Anaxagoras  also  is  only 
doubted :  he  may  disbelieve  in  some  mysteries, 
but  he  is  surely  too  wise  a  man  to  divulge  it. 

OXLVIII.  CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

Now  we  are  quiet  and  at  peace  again,  I  wish 
you  would  look  into  your  library  for  more  pieces 
of  poetry.  To  give  you  some  provocation,  I  will 
transcribe  a  few  lines  on  the  old  subject,  which, 
like  old  fountains,  is  inexhaustible,  while  those  of 
later  discover}'  are  in  danger  of  being  cut  off  at 
the  first  turn  of  the  plough. 

KKINNA  TO  LOVE. 

Who  breathes  to  thee  the  holiest  prayer, 

O  Love !  is  ever  least  thy  care. 
Alas '  I  may  not  ask  thee  why  'tis  so  .  . 

Because  a  fiery  scroll  I  see 

Hung  at  the  throne  of  Destiny, 
Reason  with  Love  and  register  with  Woe. 

Few  question  thee,  for  thou  art  strong, 
And,  laughing  loud  at  right  and  wrong, 

Seizest,  and  dasbest  down,  the  rich,  the  poor ; 
Thy  sceptre's  iron  studs  alike 
The  meaner  and  the  prouder  strike, 

And  wise  and  simple  fear  thee  and  adore. 


CXLIX.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Among  the  poems  of  Sappho  I  find  the  follow- 
ing, but  written  in  a  different  hand  from  the  rest. 
It  pleases  me  at  least  as  much  as  any  of  them ;  if 
it  is  worse,  I  wish  you  would  tell  me  in  what  it  is 
so.  How  many  thoughts  might  she  have  turned 
over  and  tossed  away  for  it !  Odious  is  the  econo- 
my in  preserving  all  the  scraps  of  the  intellect, 
and  troublesome  the  idleness  of  tacking  them 
together.  Sappho  is  fond  of  seizing,  as  she  runs 
on,  the  most  prominent  and  inviting  flowers  :  she 
never  stops  to  cut  and  trim  them :  she  throws 
twenty  aside  for  one  that  she  fixes  in  her  bosom ; 
and  what  is  more  singular,  her  pleasure  at  their 
beauty  seems  never  to  arise  from  another's  admi- 
ration of  it.  See  it  or  not  see  it,  there  it  is. 

Sweet  girls !  upon  whose  breast  that  God  descends 
Whom  first  ye  pray  to  come  and  next  to  spare, 
O  tell  me  whither  now  his  course  he  bends, 

Tell  me  what  hymn  shall  thither  waft  my  prayer  ! 
Alas  !  my  voice  and  lyre  alike  he  flies, 
And  only  in  my  dreams,  nor  kindly  then,  replies. 


CL.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

Instead  of  expatiating  on  the  merits  of  the 
verses  you  last  sent  me,  pr,  on  the  other  hand,  of 


looking  for  any  pleasure  in  taking  them  to  pieces, 
I  venture  to  hope  you  will  be  of  my  opinion,  that 
these  others  are  of  equal  authenticity.  Neither 
do  I  remember  them  in  the  copy  you  possessed 
when  we  were  together. 

SAPPHO  TO  HESPERUS. 

I  have  beheld  thee  in  the  morning  hour 
A  solitary  star,  with  thankless  eyes, 
Ungrateful  as  I  am  !  who  bade  thee  rise 

When  sleep  all  night  had  wandered  from  my  bower. 

Can  it  be  true  that  thou  art  he 

Who  shinest  now  above  the  sea 
Amid  a  thousand,  but  more  bright  ? 

Ah  yes,  the  very  same  art  thou 

That  heard  me  then,  and  nearest  now  .  . 
Thou  seemest,  star  of  love  !  to  throb  with  light. 

Sappho  is  not  the  only  poetess  who  has  poured 
forth  her  melodies  to  Hesperus,  or  who  had  reason 
to  thank  him.  I  much  prefer  these  of  hers  to  what 
appear  to  have  been  written  by  some  confident 
man,  and  (no  doubt)  on  a  feigned  occasion. 

Hesperus,  hail !  thy  winking  light 

Best  befriends  the  lover, 
Whom  the  sadder  Moon  for  spite 

Gladly  would  discover. 

Thou  art  fairer  far  than  she, 

Fairer  far,  and  chaster  : 
She  may  guess  who  smiled  on  me, 

I  know  who  embraced  her. 

Pan  of  Arcady  .  .  'twas  Pan, 

In  the  tamarisk  bushes  .  . 
Bid  her  tell  thee,  if  she  can, 

Where  were  then  her  blushes. 

And,  were  I  inclined  to  tattle, 

I  could  name  a  second, 
Whom  asleep  with  sleeping  cattle 

To  her  cave  she  beckon 'd. 

Hesperus,  hail !  thy  friendly  ray 

Watches  o'er  the  lover, 
Lest  the  nodding  leaves  betray, 

Lest  the  Moon  discover. 

Phryne  heard  my  kisses  given 

Acte's  rival  bosom  .  . 
'Twas  the  buds,  I  swore  by  heaven, 

Bursting  into  blossom. 

What  she  heard,  and  half  espied 

By  the  gleam,  she  doubted, 
And  with  arms  uplifted,  cried 

How  they  must  have  sprouted  ! 

Hesperus,  hail  again  !  thy  light 

Best  befriends  the  lover, 
Whom  the  sadder  Moon  for  spite 

Gladly  would  discover. 

The  old  poets  are  contented  with  narrow 
couches :  but  these  couches  are  not  stuffed  with 
chaff  which  lasts  only  for  one  season.  They  do 
not  talk  to  us  from  them  when  they  are  half- 
asleep  ;  but  think  it  more  amusing  to  entertain 
us  in  our  short  visit  with  lively  thoughts  and 
fancies,  than  to  enrich  us  with  a  paternal  prolixity 
of  studied  and  stored-up  meditations. 


Oil.    PERICLES   TO    ALCIBIADES. 

My  Alcibiades,  if  I  did  not  know  your  good 
temper  from  a  whole  life's  experience,  I  should  be 


416 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


afraid  of  displeasing  you  by  repeating  what  I  have 
heard.    This  is,  that  you  pronounce  in  public  as 
well  as  in  private  a  few  words  somewhat  differentlj 
from  our  custom.  You  can  hot  be  aware  how  much 
hostility  you  may  excite  against  you  by  such  a 
practice.    Remember,  we  are  Athenians ;  and  do 
not  let  us  believe  that  we  have  finer  organs 
quicker  perceptions,  or  more  discrimination,  than 
our  neighbours  in  the  city.     Every  time  we  pro 
nounce  a  word  differently  from  another,  we  show 
our  disapprobation  of  his  manner,  and  accuse  him 
of  rusticity.     In  all  common  things  we  must  do 
as  others  do.     It  is  more  barbarous  to  undermine 
the  stability  of  a  language  than  of  an  edifice  that 
hath  stood  as  long.    This  is  done  by  the  intro- 
duction of  changes.    Write  as  others  do,  but  only 
as  the  best  of  others :  and  if  one  eloquent  man, 
forty  or  fifty  years  ago,  spoke  and  wrote  differently 
from  the  generality  of  the  present,  follow  him, 
though  alone,  rather  than  the  many.    But  in 
pronunciation  we  are  not  indulged  in  this  lati- 
tude of  choice ;  we  must  pronounce  as  those  do 
who  favour  us  with  their  audience.    Never  hazard 
a  new  expression  in  public :   I  know  not  any 
liberty  we  can  take,  even  with  our  nearest  friends, 
more  liable  to  the  censure  of  vanity.    Whatever 
we  do  we  must  do  from  authority  or  from  analogy. 
A  young  man,  however  studious  and  intelligent, 
can  know,  intrinsically  and  profoundly,  but  little 
of  the  writers  who  constitute  authority.    For  my 
part,  in  this,  our  country,  where  letters  are  far 
more  advanced  than  in  any  other,  I  can  name  no 
one  whatever  who  has  followed  up  to  their  origin 
the  derivation  of  words,  or  studied  with  much 
success  their  analogy.     I  do  not,  I  confess,  use  all 
the  words  that  others  do,  but  I  never  use  one  that 
others  do  not.     Remember,  one  great  writer  may 
have  employed  a  word  which  a  greater  has  avoided, 
or,  not  having  avoided  it,  may  have  employed  in 
a  somewhat  different  signification.    It  would  be 
needless  to  offer  you  these  remarks,  if  our  language 
were  subject  to  the  capriciousness  of  courts,  the 
humiliation  of  sycophants,  and  the  defilement  of 
slaves.     Another  may  suffer  but  little  detriment 
by  the  admission  of  barbarism  to  its  franchises  ; 
but  ours  is  attic,  and  the  words,  like  the  citizens 
we  employ,  should  at  once  be  popular  and  select. 

CLII.    CLEONE   TO   AgPASIA. 

The  poetical  merits  of  the  unhappy  Lesbian  are 
sufficiently  well  known.  Thanks,  and  more  than 
thanks,  if  indeed  there  is  anything  more  on  earth, 
are  due  for  even  one  scrap  from  her.  But  allow 
me,  what  is  no  great  delicacy  or  delight  to  me,  a 
reprehension,  a  censure.  An  admirer  can  make 
room  for  it  only  when  it  comes  from  an  admirer. 
Sappho,  in  the  most  celebrated  of  her  Odes,  tells 
us  that  she  sweats  profusely.  Now  surely  no 
female,  however  low-born  and  ill-bred,  in  short 
however  Eolian,  could  without  indecorousness 
speak  of  sweating  and  spitting,  or  any  such  things. 
We  never  ought  to  utter,  in  relation  to  ourselves, 
what  we  should  be  ashamed  of  being  seen  in. 


Writing  of  war  and  contention,  such  an  expression 
is  unobjectionable.  To  avoid  it  by  circumlocu- 
tion, or  by  any  other  word  less  expressive  and 
direct,  would  be  the  most  contemptible  and 
ludicrous  of  pedantry:  and,  were  it  anywhere 
reduced  to  practice  in  the  conversation  of  ordinary 
life,  it  would  manifestly  designate  a  coarse-grained 
unpolishable  people.  There  is  nothing  in  poetry, 
or  indeed  in  society,  so  unpleasant  as  affectation. 
In  poetry  it  arises  from  a  deficiency  of  power  and 
a  restlessness  of  pretension ;  in  conversation,  from 
insensibility  to  the  Graces,  from  an  intercourse 
with  bad  company,  and  a  misinterpretation  of 
better. 

'CLIII.    ASPASIA   TO   CI/EOHE. 

You  desire  to  know  what  portion  of  history  it 
is  the  intention  of  Thucydides  to  undertake.  He 
began  with  the  earlier  settlers  of  Greece,  but  he 
has  now  resolved  to  employ  this  section  as  merely 
the  portico  to  his  edifice.  The  Peloponesian  war 
appears  to  him  worthier  of  the  historian  than  any 
other.  He  is  of  opinion  that  it  must  continue  for 
many  years  and  comprehend  many  important 
events,  for  Pericles  is  resolved  to  wear  out  the 
energy  of  the  Spartans  by  protracting  it.  At 
present  it  has  been  carried  on  but  few  months, 
with  little  advantage  to  either  side,  and  much 
distress  to  both.  What  our  historian  has  read  to 
us  does  not  contain  any  part  of  these  transactions, 
which  however  he  carefully  notes  down  as  they 
occur.  We  were  much  amused  by  a  speech  he 
selected  for  recitation,  as  one  delivered  by  an 
orator  of  the  Corinthians  to  the  Ephors  of  Lace- 
daemon,  urging  the  justice  and  necessity  of  hosti- 
lities. Never  was  the  Athenian  character  painted 
in  such  true  and  lively  colours.  In  composition 
tiis  characteristic  is  brevity,  yet  the  first  sentence 
of  the  volume  runs  into  superfluity.  The  words, 
;o  the  best  of  my  recollection,  are  these  : 

"  Thucydides  of  Athens  has  composed  a  his- 
tory of  the  war  between  the  Peloponesians  and 
Athenians." 

This  is  enough ;  yet  he  adds, 

"As  conducted  by  each  of  the  belligerents." 

Of  course :  it  could  not  be  conducted  by  one  only. 

I  observed  that  in  the  fourth  sentence  he  went 
rom  the  third  person  to  the  first. 

By  what  I  could  collect,  he  thinks  the  Pelopo- 
nesian war  more  momentous  than  the  Persian  : 
yet  had  Xerxes  prevailed  against  us,  not  a  vestige 
would  be  existing  of  liberty  or  civilisation  in  the 
world.  If  Sparta  should,  there  will  be  little 
mough ;  and  a  road  will  be  thrown  open  to  the 
>arbarians  of  the  north,  Macedonians  and  others 
with  strange  names.  We  have  no  great  reason 
o  fear  it ;  although  the  policy  of  Thebes,  on  whom 
much  depends,  is  ungenerous  and  unwise. 

He  said  moreover  that  "transactions  of  an 
larlier  time  are  known  imperfectly,  and  were  of 
imall  importance  either  in  the  wars  or  anything 
else." 

Yet  without  these  wars,  or  some  other  of  these 
ransactions,  our  Miletus  and  Athens,  our  Pericles 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


and  Thucydides,  would  not  be ;  so  much  does  one 
thing  depend  upon  another.  I  am  little  disposed 
to  overvalue  the  potency  and  importance  of  the 
eastern  monarchies ;  but  surely  there  is  enough 
to  excite  our  curiosity,  and  interest  our  inquiries, 
in  the  fall  of  Chaldaea,  the  rise  of  Babylon,  and 
the  mysteries  of  Egypt .  .  not  indeed  her  mysteries 
in  theology,  which  are  impostures  there  as  else- 
where, but  the  mysteries  in  arts  and  sciences, 
which  will  outlive  the  Gods.  Barbarians  do  not 
hold  steadily  before  us  any  moral  or  political 
lesson;  but  they  serve  as  graven  images,  pro- 
tuberantly  eminent  and  gorgeously  uncouth,  to 
support  the  lamp  placed  on  them  by  History  and 
Philosophy.  If  we  knew  only  what  they  said  and 
did,  we  should  turn  away  with  horror  and  disgust : 
but  we  pound  their  mummies  to  colour  our  narra- 
tives ;  and  we  make  them  as  useful  in  history  as 
beasts  are  in  fable. 

Thucydides  shows  evidently,  by  his  preliminary 
observations,  that  he  considers  the  Trojan  war 
unimportant.  Yet,  according  to  Homer,  the 
Grecian  troops  amounted  to  above  a  hundred 
thousand.  In  reality,  so  large  a  force  hath  never 
been  assembled  in  any  naval  expedition,  nor  even 
one  half.  How  was  it  provisioned  at  Aulis  1  how, 
on  the  shores  of  the  Troad]  And  all  these 
soldiers,  with  chariots  and  horses,  were  embarked 
for  Troy  a  few  years  after  the  first  ship  of  war  left 
the  shores  of  Greece !  yes,  a  very  few  years  indeed  ; 
for  the  Argo  had  among  her  crew  the  brothers  of 
Helen,  who  can  not  well  be  supposed  to  have  been 
five  years  older  than  herself.  It  is  of  rare  occur- 
rence, even  in  the  climate  of  Sparta,  that  a  mother 
bears  children  after  so  long  an  interval ;  and  we 
have  no  reason  to  believe  that  such  a  time  had 
elapsed  between  the  brothers  and  their  sister.  Sup- 
pose the  twins  to  have  been  twenty-two  years  old 
(for  they  had  become  celebrated  for  horsemanship 
and  boxing)  and  Helen  seventeen,  you  will  find 
little  space  left  between  the  expeditions. 

But  away  with  calculation.  We  make  a  bad 
bargain  when  we  change  poetry  for  truth  in  the 
affairs  of  ancient  times,  and  by  no  means  a  good 
one  in  any. 

Remarkable  men  of  remote  ages  are  collected 
together  out  of  different  countries  within  the 
same  period,  and  perform  simultaneously  the 
same  action.  On  an  accumulation  of  obscure 
deeds  arises  a  wild  spirit  of  poetry  ;  and  images 
and  names  burst  forth  and  spread  themselves, 
which  carry  with  them  something  like  enchant- 
ment, far  beyond  the  infancy  of  nations.  What 
was  vague  imagination  settles  at  last  and  is 
received  for  history.  It  is  difficult  to  effect  and 
idle  to  attempt  the  separation :  it  is  like  breaking 
off  a  beautiful  crystallisation  from  the  vault  of 
some  intricate  and  twilight  cavern,  out  of  mere 
curiosity  to  see  where  the  accretion  terminates 
and  the  rock  begins. 


CUV.    ASPASIA    TO    CLEONE. 

We  have  lost  another  poet,  and  have  none  left 
beside  the  comic.  Euripides  is  gone  to  the  court 
of  Archelaiis.  A  few  years  ago  he  gained  the 
prize  against  all  competitors.  He  was  hailed  by 
the  people  as  a  deliverer,  for  subverting  the 
ascendancy  and  dominion  which  Sophocles  had 
acquired  over  them.  The  Athenians  do  not  like  to 
trust  any  man  with  power  for  life.  Sophocles  is 
now  an  old  man,  sixty  years  of  age  at  the  least,  and 
he  had  then  been  absolute  in  the  theatre  for  above 
a  quarter  of  a  century.  What  enthusiasm  !  what 
acclamations!  for  overthrowing  the  despot  who 
had  so  often  made  them  weep  and  beat  their 
breasts.  He  came  to  visit  us  on  the  day  of  his 
defeat :  Euripides  was  with  us  at  the  time. 

"  Euripides,"  said  he,  "  we  are  here  alone, 
excepting  our  friends  Aspasia  and  Pericles.  I 
must  embrace  you,  now  it  can  not  seem  an  act  of 
ostentation." 

He  did  so,  and  most  cordially. 

"  I  should  be  glad  to  have  conquered  you," 
continued  he ;  "it  would  have  been  very  glorious." 

I  never  saw  Pericles  more  moved.  These  are 
the  actions  that  shake  his  whole  frame,  and  make 
his  eyes  glisten.  Euripides  was  less  affected.  He 
writes  tenderly,  but  is  not  tender.  There  are 
hearts  that  call  for  imagination :  there  are  others 
that  create  it. 

I  must  abstain  from  all  reflections  that  fall  too 
darkly  on  the  departed.  We  may  see  him  no 
more  perhaps  :  I  am  sorry  for  it.  He  did  not 
come  often  to  visit  us,  nor  indeed  is  there  anything 
in  his  conversation  to  delight  or  interest  me.  He 
has  not  the  fine  manners  of  Sophocles ;  nor  the 
open  unreserved  air,  which  Pericles  tells  me  he 
admired  so  much  in  the  soldierly  and  somewhat 
proud  ^Eschylus  ;  grave  and  taciturn,  I  hear,  like 
himself,  unless  when  something  pleased  him ;  and 
then  giving  way  to  ebullitions  and  bursts  of 
rapture,  and  filling  everyone  with  it  round  about. 

The  movers  and  masters  of  our  souls  have 
surely  a  right  to  throw  out  their  limbs  as  care- 
lessly as  they  please,  on  the  world  that  belongs  to 
them,  and  before  the  ereatures  they  have  animated. 
It  is  only  such  insects  as  petty  autocrats  that 
feel  oppressed  by  it,  and  would  sting  them  for  it. 
Pericles  is  made  of  the  same  clay.  He  can  not 
quite  overcome  his  stateliness,  but  he  bends  the 
more  gracefully  for  bending  slowly. 

When  I  think  of  Euripides,  I  think  how  short 
a  time  it  is  since  he  was  hailed  as  a  deliverer,  and 
how  odious  he  is  become  for  breaking  in  upon  our 
affections  at  an  unseasonable  hour,  and  for  carry- 
ing our  hearts  into  captivity.  All  the  writers  of 
the  day  were  resolved  to  humble  him,  and  ran 
about  from  magistrate  to  magistrate,  to  raise 
money  enough  for  the  magnificent  representation 
of  his  rival  .  .  I  have  forgotten  the  man's  name. 
Pericles  never  thwarts  the  passions  and  prejudices 
of  the  citizens.  In  his  adolescence  he  visited  the 
humble  habitation  of  the  venerable  JSschylus  : 
throughout  life  he  has  been  the  friend  of  Sophocles : 


418 


PERICLES  AND  ASP  ASIA. 


he  has  comforted  Euripides  in  his  defeats,  telling 
him  that  by  degrees  he  would  teach  the  people  to 
be  better  judges:  he  rejoiced  with  him  on  his  first 
victory,  reminding  him  of  his  prophecy,  and 
remarking  that  they  two,  of  all  the  Athenian?,  had 
shown  the  most  patience  and  had  been  the  best 
rewarded  for  it. 

We  hope  he  may  return. 

•  l.v.    ASPA8IA   TO   CLEONE. 

The  two  pieces  I  am  about  to  transcribe  are  of 
styles  very  different.  I  find  them  among  the 
collections  of  Pericles,  but  am  ignorant  of  the 
authors. 

Far  from  the  harp's  and  from  the  singer's  noise, 

The  bird  of  Pallas  lights  on  ruin'd  towers. 
I  know  a  wing  that  flaps  o'er  girls  and  boys 

To  harp  and  song  and  kiss  in  myrtle  bowers ; 
When  age  is  come,  I  too  will  sit  apart, 
While  age  is  absent,  that  shall  fan  my  heart. 

CUPID  AND   L1GEIA. 

Cupid  had  played  some  wicked  trick  one  day 
On  sharp  Ligeia ;  and  I  heard  her  say, 
"  You  little  rogue !  you  ought  to  be  unsext." 
He  was  as  spiteful  tho'  not  quite  so  vest, 
And  said  (but  held  half-shut  the  folding-doors) 
"  Ah  then  my  beard  will  never  grow  like  yours ! " 


CLVI.   FIRST  SPEECH  OP  PERICLES  TO  THE  ATHENIANS. 
On  the  Declarations  of  Corinth  and  Lacedamon. 

The  Regency  at  Lacedaemon  has  resolved  to 
make  an  irruption  into  Attica,  if  we  attempt  any- 
thing adverse  to  Potidaea,  hearing  that  on  the 
declaration  of  hostilities  by  Corinth,  we  ordered 
the  Potidaeans,  whose  infidelity  we  had  detected, 
to  demolish  the  wall  facing  Pallene.  In  reliance 
on  their  treason,  Perdiccas  and  the  Corinthians 
had  entered  into  confederacy,  and  were  exciting 
the  defection  of  our  Thracian  auxiliaries.  Per- 
diccas prevailed  with  the  Chalcidians  to  dismantle 
all  their  towns  upon  the  seaside,  and  to  congregate 
in  Olynthos.  We  made  a  truce,  and  afterward  a 
treaty,  with  Perdiccas  :  he  evacuates  the  territory 
he  had  invaded  ;  we  strictly  beleaguer  the 
revolted  Potidaea.  The  ephors  of  Lacedaemon 
now  summon  to  appear  before  them  not  only 
their  allies,  but  whosoever  has  any  complaint  to 
prefer  against  the  Athenians.  Hereupon  the 
Megaraeans  come  forward,  and  protest  that  they 
have  been  prohibited  from  our  markets,  contrary 
to  treaty;  and  what  is  worse,  that  we  exclude 
them  from  the  possession  of  Potidaea,  so  con- 
venient for  extending  their  power  and  authority 
into  Thrace.  They  appear,  in  their  long  oration, 
to  have  forgotten  nothing,  unless  that  they  had 
murdered  our  citizens  and  ambassadors. 

By  what  right,  0  Athenians,  is  Lacedaemon  our 
judge  ]  Corinth  may  impell  her  into  war  against 
us;  but  Corinth  can  never  place  her  on  the 
judgment-seat  of  Greece;  nor  shall  their  united 
voices  make  us  answer  to  the  citation.  We  will 
declare,  not  to  her  but  to  all,  our  reasons  and  our 
rights.  The  Corcyraeans  had  erected  a  trophy  at 


Leucimna,  and  had  spared  after  the  victory  their 
Corinthian  captives :  they  had  laid  waste  the 
territory  of  Leucas  and  they  had  burnt  the 
arsenal  of  Cyllene.  Meanwhile  the  Corinthians 
sent  ambassadors  to  every  power  in  the  Pelopo- 
nese,  and  enlisted  mariners  for  their  service  upon 
every  coast.  If  valour  and  skill  and  constancy 
could  have  availed  the  Corcyraeans,  they  would 
have  continued  to  abstain,  as  they  had  ever  done, 
from  all  alliances.  They  only  sought  ours  when 
destruction  was  imminent ;  knowing  that,  in 
policy  and  humanity,  we  never  could  allow  the 
extinction  of  one  Grecian  state,  nor  consequently 
the  aggrandisement  and  preponderance  of  another ; 
and  least  so  when  the  insolence  of  Corinth  had 
threatened  our  naval  ascendancy  (by  which  all 
Greece  was  saved),  and  the  rivalry  of  Lacedeemon 
our  equality  on  land.  By  our  treaty  with  the 
Lacedaemonians  it  is  provided  that,  if  any  com- 
munity be  not  in  alliance  with  one  of  the 
parties,  it  may  confederate  with  either,  at  its  dis- 
cretion ;  and  this  compact  it  was  agreed  should  be 
binding  not  only  on  the  principals  but  likewise  on 
the  subordinates.  In  such  a  predicament  stands 
Corcyra. 

It  might  behove  us  to  chastise  the  inhumanity 
of  a  nation  which,  like  Corinth,  would  devour  her 
own  offspring ;  but  it  certainly  is  most  just  and 
most  expedient,  when,  instead  of  reasoning  or 
conferring  with  us  on  the  propriety  of  our  inter- 
ference, she  runs  at  once  to  Sparta,  conspiring  with 
her  to  our  degradation,  and,  if  possible,  to  our 
ruin.  Satisfactorily  to  demonstrate  our  justice 
and  moderation,  I  advise  that  we  stipulate  with 
Corcyra  for  mutual  defence,  never  for  aggression, 
and  admitting  no  article  which,  even  by  a  forced 
intepretation,  may  contravene  our  treaty  with 
Lacedaemon. 


CLVII.   SECOND   SPEECH    OP   PERICLES. 

The  jealousy  that  Sparta  hath  ever  entertained 
against  us,  was  declared  most  flagrantly,  when 
Leotychides,  who  commanded  the  Grecian  forces 
at  Mycale,  drew  away  with  him  all  the  confederates 
of  the  Peloponese.  We  continued  to  assail  the 
barbarians  until  we  drove  them  from  Sestos,  their 
last  hold  upon  the  Hellespont.  It  was  then,  and 
then  only,  that  the  Athenians  brought  back  again 
from  miserable  refuge  their  wives  and  children, 
and  began  to  rebuild  their  habitations,  and  walls 
for  their  defence.  Did  the  Spartans  view  this 
constancy  and  perseverance  with  admiration  and 
with  pity,  as  the  patriotic,  the  generous,  the 
humane,  would  do  1  Did  they  send  ambassadors 
to  congratulate  your  fathers  on  their  valour,  their 
endurance,  their  prosperous  return,  their  ultimate 
security?  Ambassadors  they  sent  indeed,  but 
insisting  that  our  walls  should  never  rise  again 
from  their  ruins.  A  proposal  so  unjust  and 
arrogant  we  treated  with  scorn  and  indignation, 
when  our  numbers  were  diminished  and  our 
wealth  exhausted :  shall  we  bend  to  their  decisions 
and  obey  their  orders  now  ]  If  their  power  of 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


419 


injuring  us  were  in  proportion  to  their  malice, 
their  valour  to  their  pride,  or  their  judgment  to 
their  ferocity,  then  were  they  most  formidable 
indeed :  but  turn  we  to  the  examination  of  facts. 
Having  occasion  to  reduce  to  obedience  a  few 
revolted  Helotes  in  the  city  of  Ithome,  to  whom 
did  they  apply!  to  the  Athenians;  for  they  them- 
selves were  utterly  ignorant  how  to  attack  or  even 
to  approach  a  fortress.  Even  then  they  showed 
their  jealousy,  rewarding  our  promptitude  to 
assist  them  by  the  ignominious  dismissal  of  our 
troops.  What  was  the  consequence  1  a  ten  years 
siege.  And  these,  0  Athenians!  are  the  men  who 
now  threaten  the  Acropolis  and  Piraeus ! 

I  can  compare  the  Lacedaemonians  to  nothing 
more  fitly  than  to  the  heads  of  spears  without  the 
shafts.  There  would  be  abundantly  the  power  of 
doing  mischief,  were  there  only  the  means  and 
method  of  directing  it.  Where  these  are  wanting, 
we  have  no  better  cause  for  apprehension  than  at 
the  sparks  of  fire  under  our  horse's  hoof,  lest  they 
produce  a  conflagration;  which  indeed  they  might 
do,  if  by  their  nature  they  were  durable  and 
directable. 

Let  us  see  what  powerful  aid  our  enemies  are 
expecting ;  what  confederates  they  are  stirring  up 
against  us.  The  Megaraeans,  who  left  their 
alliance  for  ours;  the  Megaraeans,  whom  we 
defended  against  the  Corinthians,  and  whose  walls 
we  constructed  at  our  own  expense  from  Megara 
to  Nisaea.  Is  it  on  the  constancy  or  on  the 
gratitude  of  this  people  that  Lacedaemon  in  her 
wisdom  so  confidently  relies "?  No  sooner  had  we 
landed  in  Eubaea,  than  intelligence  was  brought 
us  that  the  Peloponesians  were  about  to  make  an 
incursion  into  Attica,  and  that  the  Athenian 
garrison  was  murdered  by  the  Megaraeans,  who 
already  had  formed  a  junction  with  the  Corin- 
thians, Sicyonians,  and  Epidaurians.  We  sailed 
homeward,  and  discomfited  the  Peloponesians; 
returned,  and  reduced  Eubaea.  A  truce  for  thirty 
years  was  granted  to  Lacedaemon,  restoring  to 
her  Nisaea,  Calchis,  Pegai,  and  Trcezene.  Five 
years  afterward  a  war  broke  out  between  the 
Samians  and  Miletus.  Justice  and  our  treaties 
obliged  us  to  rescue  that  faithful  and  unfortunate 
city  from  the  two-fold  calamity  that  impended 
over  her.  Many  of  the  Samians  were  as  earnest 
in  imploring  our  assistance  as  the  Milesians  were : 
for,  whatever  might  be  the  event  of  the  war,  they 
were  sure  of  being  reduced  to  subjection;  if  con- 
quered, by  a  wronged  and  exasperated  enemy ;  if 
conquerors,  by  the  king.  A  rapacious  and 
insolent  oligarchy  saw  no  other  means  of  retaining 
its  usurped  authority,  than  by  extending  it  with 
rigour ;  and  were  conscious  that  it  must  fall  from 
under  them  unless  the  sceptre  propped  it.  Honest 
men  will  never  seek  such  aid,  and  free  men  will 
never  endure  such. 

There  may  be  nations  monarchal  and  aristocra- 
tical,  where  the  public  good  is  little  thought  of, 
and  often  impeded  by  restless  steps  toward  per- 
sonal or  family  aggrandisement.  But  there  is  no 
man,  even  among  these,  so  barbarous  and  inhu- 


man, as  to  be  indifferent  to  the  approbation  of 
some  one  in  his  city  beloved  above  all  the  rest, 
from  whom  the  happy  rush  forward  for  admira- 
tion, the  less  fortunate  are  gratified  with  a  tear  : 
life,  they  would  tell  us,  is  well  lost  for  either. 
We  Athenians  have  loftier  views,  and,  I  will  not  say 
purer,  but  the  same  and  more  ardent  aspirations. 

In  the  late  brief  war,  the  greater  part  of  you 
here  present  have  won  immortal  glory ;  and  let  us 
not  believe  that  those  who  fell  from  your  ranks  in 
battle  are  yet  insensible  to  the  admiration  and 
the  gratitude  of  their  countrymen.  No  one  among 
us,  whatever  services  he  may  have  rendered  to 
Athens,  has  received  such  praises,  such  benedic- 
tions, such  imperishable  rewards,  as  they  have. 
Happy  men !  they  are  beyond  the  reach  of  calumny 
and  reverses.  There  is  only  one  sad  reflection 
resting  with  them  :  they  can  serve  their  country 
no  more.  How  high  was  the  value  of  their  lives ! 
they  knew  it,  and  bartered  them  for  renown.  We, 
in  this  war  unjustly  waged  against  us,  shall  be 
exposed  to  fewer  dangers,  but  more  privations. 
In  the  endurance  of  these,  our  manliness  will  be 
put  severely  to  the  proof,  and  virtues  which  have 
not  been  called  forth  in  fifty  years,  virtues  which 
our  enemies  seem  to  have  forgotten  that  we  possess, 
must  again  come  into  action,  as  if  under  the  eyes 
of  a  Themistocles  and  an  Aristides.  We  have  all 
done  much ;  but  we  have  all  done  less  than  we 
can  do,  ought  to  do,  and  will  do. 

Archidamos,  king  of  Sparta,  now  about  to 
march  against  us,  is  bound  to  me  by  the  laws  of 
hospitality.  Should  he,  whether  in  remembrance 
of  these,  or  in  the  design  of  rendering  me  sus- 
pected, abstain  from  inflicting  on  my  possessions 
the  violence  he  is  about  to  inflict  on  the  rest  of 
Attica,  let  it  be  understood  that  henceforth  I  have 
no  private  property  in  this  land,  but,  in  the  pre- 
sence of  the  Gods,  make  a  free  donation  of  it  to 
the  commonwealth.  Let  all  withdraw  their  cattle, 
corn,  and  other  effects,  from  the  country,  and 
hold  Athens  as  one  great  citadel,  from  which  the 
Deity  who  presides  over  her  hath  forbidden  us 
to  descend. 


CLVIII.  ORATION  OF  PERICLES, 
On  the  approach  of  the  Lacedcemoniant  to  Athens. 

Long  ago,  and  lately,  and  in  every  age  inter- 
vening, 0  Athenians !  have  you  experienced  the 
jealousy  and  insolence  of  Lacedaemon.  She  listens 
now  to  the  complaints  of  Corinth,  because  the 
people  of  Corcyra  will  endure  no  longer  her  vexa- 
tions, and  because  their  navy,  in  which  the 
greater  part  of  the  mariners  have  fought  and 
conquered  by  the  side  of  ours,  seek  refuge  in  the 
Piraeus.  A  little  while  ago  she  dared  to  insist 
that  we  should  admit  the  ships  of  Megara  to  our 
harbour,  her  merchandise  to  our  markets,  when 
Megara  had  broken  her  faith  with  us,  and  gone 
over  to  the  Spartans.  Even  this  indignity  we 
might  perhaps  have  endured.  We  told  the  Lace- 
daemonians that  we  would  admit  the  Megaraeans 
to  that  privilege,  if  the  ports  of  Sparta  would  ad- 

E  R  2  


420 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


mit  ns  and  our  allies  :  although  wo  and  our  allies 
were  never  in  such  relationship  with  her,  and 
therefore  could  never  have  fallen  off  from  her.  She 
disdained  to  listen  to  a  proposal  so  reasonable,  to 
a  concession  so  little  to  be  expected  from  us. 
Resolved  to  prove  to  her  that  generosity,  and  not 
fear,  dictated  it,  we  chastised  the  perfidious 
Megara. 

The  king  of  the  Lacedaemonians,  Archidamos, 
a  wiser  and  honester  man  than  any  of  his  people, 
is  forced  to  obey  the  passions  he  would  control ; 
and  an  army  of  sixty  thousand  men  is  marching 
under  his  command  to  ravage  Attica.  The  braver 
will  rather  burn  their  harvests  than  transfer  to  a 
sanguinary  and  insatiable  enemy  the  means  of 
inflicting  evil  on  their  relatives  and  friends.  Few, 
I  trust,  are  base  enough,  sacrilegious  enough,  to 
treat  as  guests,  those  whom  you  before  men  and 
Gods  denounce  as  enemies.  We  will  receive 
within  our  walls  the  firm  and  faithful.  And  now 
let  the  orators  who  have  blamed  our  expenditure 
in  the  fortification  of  the  city,  tell  us  again  that 
it  was  improvident.  They  would  be  flying 
in  dismay  had  not  those  bulwarks  been  raised 
effectually.  Did  it  require  any  sagacity  to  fore- 
see that  Athens  would  be  the  envy  of  every  state 
around  ]  Was  there  any  man  so  ignorant  as'  not 
to  know  that  he  who  has  lost  all  hia  enemies  will 
soon  lose  all  his  energy  ]  and  that  men  are  no 
more  men  when  they  cease  to  act,  than  rivers  are 
rivers  when  they  cease  to  run?  The  forces  of  our 
assailants  must  be  broken  against  our  walls.  Our 
fleets  are  our  farms  henceforward,  until  the  Spar- 
tans find  that,  if  they  can  subsist  on  little,  they 
can  not  so  well  subsist  on  stones  and  ashes. 
Their  forces  are  vast ;  but  vast  forces  have  never 
much  hurt  us.  Marathon  and  Plataea  were 
scarcely  wide  enough  for  our  trophies ;  a  victo- 
rious army,  an  unvanquished  fleet,  Miltiades  him- 
self, retired  unsuccessful  from  the  rock  of  Paros. 
Shall  we  tremble  then  before  a  tumultuous  multi- 
tude, ignorant  how  cities  are  defended  or  assailed  ? 
Shall  we  prevent  them  from  coming  to  their  dis- 
comfiture and  destruction  1  Firmly  do  I  believe 
that  the  Protectress  of  our  city  leads  them  against 
it  to  avenge  her  cause.  They  may  ravage  the 
lands ;  they  can  not  cultivate,  they  can  not  hold 
them.  Mischief  they  will  do,  and  great;  much  of 
our  time,  much  of  our  patience,  much  of  our  per- 
severance, and  something  of  our  courage,  are 
required.  At  present  I  do  not  number  this  event 
among  our  happiest.  We  must  owe  our  glory 
partly  to  ourselves  and  partly  to  our  enemies. 
They  offer  us  the  means  of  greatness ;  let  us  ac- 
cept their  offer.  Brief  danger  is  the  price  of  long 
security.  The  countryman,  from  the  mists  of  the 
morning,  not  only  foretells  the  brightness  of  the 
day,  but  discerns  in  them  sources  of  fertility ; 
and  he  remembers  in  his  supplications  to  the  im- 
mortal Gods  to  thank  them  alike  for  both  blessings. 
It  is  thus,  0  men  of  Athens,  that  you  have  con- 
stantly looked  up  at  calamities.  Never  have  they 
depressed  you  :  always  have  they  chastened  your 
hearts,  always  have  they  exalted  your  courage. 


Impelled  by  the  breath  of  Xerxes,  the  locusts  of 
Asia  consumed  your  harvests ;  your  habitations 
crumbled  away  as  they  swarmed  along:  the 
temples  of  the  Gods  lay  prostrate;  the  Gods  them- 
selves bowed  and  fell :  the  men  of  Athens  rose 
higher  than  ever.  They  had  turned  their  faces 
in  grief  from  the  scene  of  devastation  and  impiety  ; 
but  they  listened  to  a  provident  valour,  and  the 
myriads  of  insects  that  had  plagued  them  were 
consumed. 
There  is  affront  in  exhortation.  I  have  spoken. 

OLIX.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

On  the  shore  overlooking  the  fountain  of  Are- 
thusa  there  is  a  statue  of  JSschylus.  An  Athenian 
who  went  to  visit  it,  crowned  it  with  bay  and  ivy, 
and  wrote  these  verses  at  the  base. 

Stranger !  Athenian  hands  adorn 

A  bard  thou  knowest  well. 
Ah  !  do  not  ask  where  he  was  born, 

For  we  must  blush  to  telL 

Proud  are  we,  but  we  place  no  pride 

On  good,  or  wise,  or  brave  ; 
Hence  what  Cephisus  had  denied 

T was  Arethusa  gave. 

You  remember  the  story  of  a  barbarous  king, 
who  would  have  kept  the  Muses  in  captivity. 
His  armoury  furnished  an  enemy  of  the  poet 
Lysis  with  these  materials  for  skirmishing. 


A  curse  upon  the  king  of  old 

Who  would  have  kidnapp'd  all  the  Muses  ! 
Whether  to  barter  them  for  gold 

Or  keep  them  for  his  proper  uses. 

Lysis  !  aware  he  meant  them  ill, 

Birds  they  became,  and  flew  away  .  . 

Thy  Muse  alone  continues  still 
A  titmouse  to  this  very  day. 

Do  not  call  me  sly  and  perfidious,  if,  after 
tickling  you  with  this  feather,  I  have  not  only 
permitted  a  wicked  thought  to  enter  my  head,  but 
have  also  devised  a  place  for  it,  if  possible,  in 
yours.  The  lines  below  are  none  of  my  composi- 
tion, as  you  may  well  imagine  from  my  character. 

There  is  in  kisses  a  delight ; 

A  fragrance  of  the  wine 
Quaff  by  the  happier  in  the  genial  night 

Is  there ;  may  these  be  mine  ! 

What  said  I?  empty  kisses?  none  are  empty. 

Gods !  all  the  just  who  give 
That  graceful  feast  from  every  grief  exempt  ye ! 

Blest,  honour'd,  grant  they  live  ! 

And  now  I  have  written  them  fairly  out,  I  am 
afraid  of  sending  them :  for  I  remember  that  if  ever 
I  uttered  such  a  word  as  kiss,  you  wondered  at  me. 
Really  and  truly  it  was  as  far  from  wonder  as  any- 
thing could  be,  and  so  it  will  be  now ;  but  it  was 
very  near  a  slight  displeasure,  which  now  it  must 
not  be. 

CLX.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

After  an  interval  of  nearly  three  years,  Comedy 
may  re-appear  on  the  stage.  It  is  reported  that 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


421 


Pericles  obtained  this  indulgence  from  the  archons; 
and  in  consequence  of  it  he  is  now  represented  by 
the  dramatists  as  a  Jupiter,  who  lightens  and 
thunders,  and  what  not.  Before  he  became  a 
Jupiter,  I  believe  he  was  represented  as  the  enemy 
of  that  God,  and  most  of  the  others ;  and  the 
people  having  no  public  amusement,  no  diversion 
to  carry  off  their  ill-humours,  listened  gloomily  to 
such  discourses.  Pericles  noted  it,  and  turned 
them  into  their  fold  again,  and  had  them  piped 
to ;  but  not  before  the  fly  entered  the  fleece. 

CLXI.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Twenty  days,  0  Cleone,  twenty  days  are  not 
elapsed,  since  Anaxagoras  told  me  that  he  was 
about  to  leave  Attica  for  the  Propontis.  I  urged 
him  to  alter  his  resolution.  He  affirmed  that  his 
presence  in  the  house  of  Pericles  had  brought  a 
cloud  over  it,  which  would  only  disappear  by  his 
absence.  "  Of  late"  said  he  "I  have  received  so 
much  kindness  from  the  philosophers,  that  I  begin 
to  suspect  a  change  of  fortune,  by  no  means  in  my 
favour.  I  must  fly  while  the  weather  is  temper- 
ate, as  the  swallows  do." 

He  mixes  not  with  the  people,  he  converses 
with  none  of  them,  and  yet  he  appears  to  have 
penetrated  into  the  deepest  and  darkest  recesses 
of  their  souls. 

Pericles  has  lost  their  favour;  Anaxagoras  is 
banished;  Aspasia  .  .  but  what  is  Aspasia? 
Yours ;  and  therefore  you  must  hear  about  her. 

We  have  all  been  accused  of  impiety ;  Anax- 
agoras and  myself  have  been  brought  to  trial  for 
the  offence.  Diopeithes  is  the  name  of  our  accuser. 
He  began  with  Anaxagoras  ;  and  having  proved 
by  three  witnesses  that  he  in  their  hearing  had 
declared  his  opinion,  that  lightning  and  thunder 
were  the  effect  of  some  combustion  and  concus- 
sion in  the  clouds,  and  that  they  often  happened 
when  Jupiter  was  in  perfectly  good-humour,  not 
thinking  at  all  about  the  Athenians,  there  was 
instantly  such  a  rage  and  consternation  in  the 
whole  assembly,  that  the  judges  were  called  upon 
from  every  quarter  to  condemn  him  for  impiety ; 
sentence,  death. 

Pericles  rose.  He  for  the  first  time  in  his  life 
was  silenced  by  the  clamorous  indignation  of  the 
people.  All  parties,  all  classes,  men,  women, 
children,  priests,  sailors,  tavern-keepers,  diviners, 
slave-merchants,  threatened,  raved,  foamed. 

"  Pericles !  you  yourself  will  soon  be  cited  before 
this  august  tribunal"  said  Diopeithes.  The  clamour 
now  began  to  subside.  Curiosity,  wonder,  appre- 
hension of  consequences,  divided  the  assembly ; 
and,  when  Pericles  lifted  up  his  arm,  the  agita- 
tion, the  murmurs,  and  the  whispers,  ceased. 

"  0  men  of  Athens  ! "  said  he  calmly  "  I  wish 
it  had  pleased  the  Gods  that  the  vengeance  of 
Diopeithes  had  taken  its  first  aim  against  me, 
whom  you  have  heard  so  often,  known  so  long, 
and  trusted  so  implicitly.  But  Diopeithes  hath 
skulked  from  his  ambush  and  seized  upon  the 
unsuspecting  Anaxagoras,  in  the  hope  that,  few 


knowing  him,  few  can  love  him.  The  calculation 
of  Diopeithes  is  correct :  they  who  love  him  are 
but  those  few.  They  however  who  esteem  and 
reverence  him  can  only  be  numbered  by  him  who 
possesses  a  register  of  all  the  wise  and  all  the 
virtuous  men  in  Greece." 

Anaxagoras  stepped  forward,  saying, 

"  You,  0  Athenians  !  want  defenders,  and  will 
want  them  more :  I  look  for  protection  to  no  mortal 
arm ;  I  look  for  it  to  that  divine  power,  the  exist- 
ence of  which  my  accuser  tells  you  I  deny." 

"  He  shirks  the  thunder"  said  one. 

"  He  sticks  to  the  blind  side  of  Jupiter"  said 
another. 

Such  were  the  observations  of  the  pious  and 
malicious,  who  thought  to  expiate  all  their  sins 
by  throwing  them  on  his  shoulders,  and  driving 
him  out  of  the  city.  He  was  condemned  by  a 
majority  of  voices.  Pericles  followed  him  through 
the  gates,  beyond  the  fury  of  his  persecutors. 

CLXII,  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Three  days  after  the  banishment  of  Anaxagoras, 
the  threat  of  Diopeithes  was  carried  into  effect ; 
not  against  the  person  of  Pericles,  but  against 
your  Aspasia.  Diopeithes  had  himself  denounced 
me,  on  the  same  count  as  Anaxagoras  :  and  Her- 
mippos,  whose  entire  life  has  been  (they  tell  me) 
one  sluggish  stream  of  gross  impurities,  impeached 
me  as  a  corruptress  of  the  public  morals. 

You  will  imagine,  my  Cleone,  that  something 
loose  and  lascivious  was  brought  forward  in  accusa- 
tion against  me.  No  such  thing.  Nothing  of  the 
kind  is  considered  as  having  any  concern  with 
public  morals  here  in  Athens.  My  crime  was, 
seducing  young  men  from  their  parents  and 
friends;  retaining  them  in  conversation  at  our 
house ;  encouraging  them  to  study  the  sciences  in 
preference  to  the  machinations  of  sophists;  to 
leave  the  declaimers  an  empty  room  for  the  benefit 
of  their  voices,  and  to  adhere  more  closely  to  logic 
before  they  venture  upon  rhetoric. 

You  will  now  perceive,  that  all  who  have  the 
most  interest  and  the  most  exercise  in  the  various 
artifices  of  deception,  were  my  enemies.  I  feared 
lest  Pericles  should  run  further  into  the  danger 
of  losing  his  popularity  by  undertaking  my 
defence,  and  resolved  to  be  my  own  pleader.  The 
hour  had  been  appointed  for  opening  the  trial :  I 
told  him  it  was  one  hour  later.  When  it  was 
nearly  at  hand,  I  went  out  of  the  house  unob- 
served, and  took  my  place  before  the  assembly  of 
the  people.  My  words  were  these. 

"  If  any  of  the  accusations  brought  against  me 
were  well-founded,  they  would  have  been  known 
to  Pericles.  It  would  be  strange  were  he  indifferent 
to  any  offence  of  mine  against  the  laws,  especially 
such  as  you  accuse  me  of,  unless  he  is,  as  the  accusa- 
tion would  imply,  insensible  to  honour,  propriety, 
and  decency.  Is  this  his  character  ]  He  never 
has  had  an  enemy  bold  and  false  enough  to  say 
it :  I  wonder  at  this  ;  yet  he  never  has." 

The  people,  who  had  been  silent,  now  began  to 


422 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


favour  me,  when  Diopeithes  aaked  me,  whether  I 
could  deny  my  conversations  with  Anaxagoras, 
and  my  adherence  to  his  tenets. 

Love  of  truth,  pity  for  Anaxagoras,  and  pride 
(it  may  be)  in  the  strength  of  mind  he  had  given 
me,  and  in  the  rejection  of  unworthy  notions  on 
the  Gods,  urged  me  to  say, 

"  I  deny  no  conversation  I  ever  had  with  him, 
no  tenet  I  ever  received,  no  duty  I  ever  learnt  from 
him.  He  taught  me  veneration  for  the  Gods;  and 
I  pray  them  to  render  me  grateful  for  it." 

Pericles  at  this  moment  stood  at  my  side. 
Indignation  that  he  should  have  followed  Anax- 
agoras out  of  the  gates,  and  should  have  embraced 
him  affectionately  at  parting,  turned  many  furious 
faces,  furious  cries,  and  furious  gestures  against 
him.  He  looked  round  disdainfully,  and  said  aloud, 

"Respect  the  laws  and  the  unfortunate,  you 
who  revere  the  Gods ! 

"  It  was  not  the  condemned  man  I  followed  out 
of  the  city :  it  was  age,  which  would  have  sunk 
under  blows ;  it  was  rectitude,  which  feared  not 
death ;  it  was  friendship,  which  if  I  can  not  make 
you  esteem,  I  will  not  implore  you  to  pardon. 

"At  last,  0  Athenians !  my  enemies  and  yours 
have  persuaded  you  to  assemble  in  this  place,  and 
to  witness  the  humiliation  and  affliction  of  one 
who  never  failed  to  succour  the  unfortunate,  and 
who  has  been  the  solace  of  my  existence  many 
years.  Am  I,  of  all  in  Athens,  the  man  who 
should  mistake  crimes  for  virtues :  the  man 
pointed  out  from  among  the  rest  as  the  most 
insensible  to  his  dignity  ?  How  widely  then  have 
you  erred  in  calling  me  to  your  counsels !  how 
long,  how  wilfully,  how  pertinaciously !  Is  it  not 
easier  to  believe  that  two  or  three  are  mistaken 
now,  than  that  you  all,  together  with  your  fathers 
and  best  friends,  whose  natal  days  and  days  of 
departure  from  us,  you  still  keep  holy,  have  been 
always  so?" 

Hermippos  and  Diopeithes,  seeing  that  many 
were  moved,  interrupted  him  furiously. 

"  0  Pericles !"  cried  Hermippos,  "we  are  aware 
that  this  woman  of  Ionia,  this  Milesian,  this 
Aspasia,  entertains  the  same  opinions  as  yourself." 

"  Highly  criminal ! "  answered  Pericles,  with  a 
smile ;  "  I  hope  no  other  Athenian  is  cursed  with 
a  wife  liable  to  so  grievous  an  accusation." 

"  Scoffer ! "  cried  Diopeithes ;  "  dare  you  deny 
that  in  the  summer  of  this  very  year,  when  you 
were  sailing  to  lay  waste  the  coasts  of  the  Pelo- 
ponese,  you  attempted  to  pervert  the  religion  of 
the  sailors  ?  The  sun  was  suddenly  bedimmed  : 
darkness  came  over  the  sea,  as  far  even  as  unto 
our  city !  the  pilot  fell  upon  his  face  and  prayed : 
and  did  not  you,  0  Pericles  !  raise  him  up  with 
one  hand,  and,  throwing  your  mantle  over  his 
eyes  with  the  other,  ask  whether  he  found  any- 
thing dreadful  in  it !  And  when  he  answered  in 
is  piety, '  It  is  not  that,'  did  not  you  reply, 

"  '  The  other  darkness  is  no  otherwise  different 
than  in  its  greater  extent,  and  produced  by  some- 
what larger  than  my  mantle  ? '  " 

"  Proceed  to  interrogate"  said  Pericles. 


"  Answer  that'  first,  0  sacrilegious  man ! "  ex- 
claimed Diopeithes. 

"Athenians!"  said  Pericles,  "many  of  you 
here  present  were  with  me  in  the  expedition.  Do 
assure  Diopeithes  that  it  was  not  my  mantle  which 
darkened  the  sea  and  sun,  that  to  your  certain 
knowledge  both  sun  and  sea  were  dark  before  I 
took  it  off.  So  that  the  Gods,  if  they  were  angry 
at  all,  were  angry  earlier  in  the  day.  And  not 
only  did  the  sun  shine  out  again,  bright  and  serene 
as  ever,  but  the  winds  were  favourable,  the  voyage 
prosperous,  the  expedition  successful. 

"  It  appears  to  me  that  the  Gods  are  the  most 
angry  when  they  permit  the  malicious  and  the 
false  to  prevail  over  the  generous  and  simple- 
hearted  ;  when  they  permit  the  best  affections  to 
be  violated,  and  the  worst  to  rise  up  in  disorder  to 
our  ruin.  Nor  do  I  believe  that  they  are  very  well 
pleased  at  hearing  their  actions  and  motives  called 
in  question ;  or  at  winks  and  intimations  that 
they  want  discernment  to  find  out  offenders,  and 
power  and  justice  to  punish  them." 

"In  spite  of  philosophers"  cried  Diopeithes 
"  we  still  have  our  Gods  in  Athens." 

"And  our  men  too"  replied  he  "or  these 
before  me  must  only  be  the  shadows  of  those  who, 
but  lately  under  my  command,  won  eternal 
renown  in  Samos." 

Tears  rose  into  his  eyes  :  they  were  for  me ;  but 
he  said  in  a  low  voice,  audible  however  in  the 
silence  that  had  succeeded  to  a  loud  and  almost 
universal  acclamation, 

"  At  least  for  our  lost  comrades  a  few  tears  are 
not  forbidden  us." 

The  people  struck  their  breasts :  the  judges 
unanimously  acquitted  me,  surrounded  Pericles, 
and  followed  us  home  with  enthusiastical  congra- 
tulations. 


OLXIII.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Never  did  our  house  receive  so  my  visitors  as  on 
my  acquittal.  Not  only  our  friends  and  acquaint- 
ances, but  every  one  who  had  fought  under  Peri- 
cles, came  forward  to  offer  his  felicitations  and  his 
services.  I  was  forgotten .  .  the  danger,  the  insult, 
seemed  his.  When  they  had  all  retired  to  dinner, 
he  too  left  me  with  my  music  and  I  did  not  see 
him  again  until  late  the  next  morning.  It  was 
evident  he  had  slept  but  little.  He  came  up  to 
me,  and  pressing  my  hand,  said, 

"  Aspasia !  I  have  gained  a  great  victory ;  the 
greatest,  the  most  glorious,  and  the  only  one  not 
subject  to  a  reverse." 

I  thought  his  words  related  to  his  defence  of 
me  :  I  was  mistaken. 

"  It  was  yesterday,  for  the  first  time"  said  he 
"  that  I  knew  the  extent  of  my  power.  I  could 
have  demolished  the  houses  of  my  adversaries ;  I 
could  have  exiled  them  from  the  city ;  I  could 
have  been  their  master :  I  am  more ;  I  am  my  own. 

"  Great  injuries  create  great  power ;  no  feeble 
virtues  are  necessary  to  its  rejection.  In  polity" 
continued  he  "  the  humble  may  rise,  but  not  the 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


423 


fallen.  States  live  but  once.  Had  I  no  Aspasia, 
no  children,  I  am  ignorant  what  support  I  could 
have  found  against  the  impulses  of  ambition. 
Many  who  seize  upon  kingly  power,  are  the  more 
desirous  of  possessing  it  because  they  have  sons 
to  succeed  them.  Imprudent  men !  they  expose 
those  sons  to  infinite  dangers,  and  create  no  new 
advantages  for  them.  If  they  provided  for  their 
security,  they  would  abdicate  their  power,  when 
about  to  be  taken  away  by  death  from  those  over 
whom  they  exercised  it.  If  they  provided  for 
their  glory,  they  would  not  subject  them  to  the 
reproach,  alway  s  merited,  of  possessing  less  activity 
and  sagacity  than  their  father.  Do  they  care  about 
their  wisdom  or  their  virtue  ]  they  will  not  cast 
them  among  idlers  and  sycophants,  nor  abandon 
them  on  a  solitary  island,  where  many  sing  and 
none  discourse.  What  life  is  wretcheder  ]  what 
state  more  abject1?" 

"  Yours,  my  dear  Pericles ! "  said  I  "  is  far 
happier,  but  by  no  means  enviable." 

"  True!"  answered  he  :  "I  am  subject  to  threats, 
curses,  denunciations,  ostracism,  and  hemlock :  but 
I  glory  in  the  glory  of  the  state,  and  I  know  that 
I  can  maintain  it." 

I  was  listening  with  attention,  when  he  said  to 
me  with  an  air  of  playfulness, 

"  Am  I  not  a  boaster  ]  am  I  not  proud  of  my 
command  ]  am  I  not  over-fond  of  it,  when  I  am 
resolved  not  to  transmit  it  hereditarily  to  another1?" 

"Rightly  judged!  dear  Pericles!"  said  I:  "you 
always  act  judiciously  and  kindly." 

"  Political  men,  like  goats,"  continued  he, 
"usually  thrive  best  among  inequalities.  I  have 
chosen  the  meadow ;  and  not  on  the  whole  impru- 
dently. My  life  has  been  employed  in  making  it 
more  pleasurable,  more  even,  more  productive. 
The  shepherds  have  often  quarrelled  with  me ;  and 
but  now  the  sheep  too,  in  their  wisdom,  turned 
their  heads  against  me." 

We  went  into  the  air,  and  saw  Alcibiades  walk- 
ing in  the  garden.  He,  not  observing  us,  strode 
along  rapidly,  striking  with  his  cane  every  tree 
in  the  alley.  When  we  came  up  nearer,  he  was 
repeating, 

"The  fanatical  knaves!  I  would  knock  the 
heads  off  all  their  Mercuries. 

"  Noisy  demagogues !  I  would  lead  them  into 
the  midst  of  the  enemy  .  .  I  would  drag  them  on 
by  the  ears  .  .  not  fifty  should  return.  They  in 
their  audacity,  impeach  Aspasia !  they  bring  tears 
into  the  eyes  of  Pericles !  I  will  bring  more  into 
theirs,  by  holy  Jupiter ! " 

He  started  at  our  approach.  My  husband  laid 
his  hands  upon  the  youth's  shoulder,  and  said  to 
him, 

"  But,  Alcibiades  !  if  you  do  not  lead  fifty  back, 
where  will  you  leave  the  captives  1 " 

He  sprang  to  the  neck  of  his  guardian,  and,  turn- 
ing his  face  toward  me,  blushed  and  whispered, 

"  Did  she  too  hear  me  ]" 


CLXIV.  ASPASIA  TO  PERICLES. 


I  would  not  disturb  you,  my  beloved  Pericles  ! 
but  let  not  anything  else !  Why  are  you  so  busy 
now  the  danger  is  over  ]  why  do  so  many  come  to 
you,  with  countenances  so  earnest  when  they 
enter,  and  so  different  from  composed  when  they 
go  away]  You  never  break  your  resolutions, 
otherwise  I  should  fear  they  might  lead  you  above  the 
place  of  fellow  citizen.  Then  farewell  happiness, 
farewell  manliness,  security,  sincerity,  affection, 
honour  ! 

0  Pericles !  descend  from  the  car  of  Victory 
on  the  course  itself.     In  abandoning  power  and 
station,  what  do  you  abandon  but  inquietude  and 
ingratitude  ] 

CLXV.    PERICLES   TO   ASPASIA. 

We  never  alight  from  a  carriage  while  it  is  going 
down  a  hill,  but  always  at  the  top  or  at  the  bottom. 
There  is  less  danger  in  being  shaken  out  than 
there  is  in  leaping  out. 

Were  I  at  this  juncture  to  abdicate  my  authority, 
I  should  appear  to  the  people  to  confess  a  fault, 
and  to  myself  to  commit  one. 

1  must  defend  those  who  would  have  defended 
me.    Rely  on  my  firmness  in  all  things ;  on 
Pericles,  one,  immutable. 

CLXVI.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEOKE. 

Alcibiades  will  one  time  or  other  bring  us  all 
into  peril  by  his  recklessness  and  precipitation. 

When  he  heard  I  was  arraigned  and  Pericles 
threatened,  he  ran  from  house  to  house  among 
the  officers  of  the  army,  embraced  them,  knelt 
before  them,  adjured  them  to  save  their  general 
from  ignominy,  his  wife  from  insult,  the  city 
from  mourning,  and  themselves  from  inactivity. 
He  swore  that  if  they  would  not,  he  would :  that 
two  thousand  of  the  same  age,  or  rather  older, 
would  join  him  and  obey  him,  and  that  he  would 
throw  judges,  accusers,  applauders,  listeners,  over 
the  Piraeus.  Not  a  soldier  did  he  pass  without 
a  kiss,  without  a  pressure  of  the  hand,  without 
a  promise  ;  not  a  girl  in  Athens  that  was  not  his 
sister,  not  a  matron  that  was  not  his  mother. 

Within  an  hour,  in  every  part  of  the  city  there 
were  cries, 

"The  Lacedaemonians  have  none  of  these 
rogues  among  them." 

"  No  accusers  there  :  no  judges  there." 

"  Archidamos  is  wise  ;  Pericles  is  wiser :  shall 
the  one  be  a  king,  the  other  a  culprit?" 

"Shall  his  war-horse"  cried  a  soldier  "carry 
panniers  ] " 

"  Fore-foot  and  hind-foot  say  I "  cried  another, 
"against  these  market-place ^swine,  these  black- 
muzzled  asses ! " 

"  Out  upon  them  !  what  have  they  won  for  us?" 
cried  another. 

"  And  what  have  we  not  won  for  them]"  roared 
the  next. 


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PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


"  What  was  all  the  stir  about?"  asked  one  more 
quiet. 

"  They  dared  to  accuse  our  General  of  denying 
their  dues  to  the  Gods.  Liars  !  he  gives  every 
man  his  due."  A  laugh  arose.  "  No  laughing 
here !  I  uphold  it,  we  soldiers  can  take  as  good 
care  of  the  Gods  as  they  can.  Who  believes  they 
ever  were  in  danger  )  Pericles  might  have  cracked 
them  by  the  dozen :  he  has  left  them  all  standing; 
not  a  head  missing.  Save  him,  comrades,  from 
the  cowards,  the  poisoners." 

On  all  sides  of  the  city  the  soldiers  ran  to  their 
officers,  and  then  toward  the  house  of  Pericles. 
It  was  with  difficulty  he  could  dissuade  them  from 
their  resolution  to  confer  upon  him  the  same 
authority  and  station  as  Archidamos  holds  among 
the  Spartans. 

"  We  shall  then  meet  the  enemy  upon  equal 
terms,"  said  they;  "ay,  more  than  equal;  affability 
for  moroseness,  liberality  for  parsimony." 

The  greater  part  of  the  citizens  would  have 
followed  ;  the  turbulent  for  change,  the  peaceable 
for  tranquillity. 

My  husband  has  allayed  the  tempest :  his  ambi- 
tion is  higher.  Nothing  can  be  taken  from  the 
name  of  Pericles,  and  what  is  added  to  it  must  be 
of  baser  metal. 


CLXVII.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

The  poet  Hermippos  will  be  remembered  for 
the  malignity  of  his  accusation  against  me,  when 
all  the  poetry  he  has  ever  written,  even  the  worst 
of  it,  is  forgotten.  At  what  a  price  would  many 
men  purchase  the  silence  of  futurity !  Hermippos 
will  procure  it  reasonably,  excepting  two  memo- 
rable words,  Prosecutor  of  Aspasia.  Such 
people  show  me  only  the  more  clearly  to  the 
world,  by  throwing  their  torches  at  me.  Pallas 
hath  whispered  in  my  ear,  both  dreaming  and 
awake,  that  distant  times  shall  recognise  me, 
never  perhaps  alone,  but  sometimes  by  the  side  of 
Pericles,  aud  sometimes  on  the  bosom  of  Cleone. 


CLXVIII.    ASPASIA    TO    PERICLES. 

What  but  the  late  outrages,  or  rather,  what 
but  the  ascendancy  you  have  obtained  in  conse- 
quence, could  have  brought  the  aristocratical 
party  to  offer  you  their  services,  in  helping  to 
keep  down  the  ferocity  of  the  populace)  It 
might  indeed  be  well  to  unite  them,  were  it  pos- 
sible; but  not  being  possible,  I  would  rather 
place  the  more  confidence  in  the  less  ignorant 
and  turbulent. 


CLXIX.  PERICLES  TO  ASPASIA. 

Aspasia !  as  you  are  cautious  not  to  look  ear- 
nestly at  a  handsome  man,  but  rather  turn  your 
eyes  another  way,  so  must  I  do  in  regard  to  Aris- 
tocracy. It  is  not  proper  that  I  should  discover 
any  charms  in  her. 

Among  the  losses  I  sustained  by  the  flight  of 


youth,  I  ought  to  regret  my  vanity.  I  had  not 
enough  of  it  for  a  robe,  but  I  had  enough  for  a 
vest ;  enough  to  keep  me  warm  and  comfortable. 
Not  a  remnant  have  I  now.  Why  be  ashamed  of 
our  worthy  party)  Did  I  espouse  it  for  its 
virtues)  Was  it  ever  in  high  repute  for  its 
fidelity )  What  is  it  to  me  whether  a  couple  or 
two  of  housed  pards  bite  one  another's  tails  off  or 
not,  excepting  that  they  lie  down  the  quieter  for  it 
afterward )  They  have  still  heads  and  necks  to  be 
led  along  by.  We  have  only  to  walk  up  to  them 
firmly,  to  look  at  them  steadily,  speak  to  them 
boldly,  lay  the  hand  upon  them  confidently  as 
their  masters,  and  grasp  them  with  a  tenacity  that 
neither  relaxes  nor  hurts.  He  who  does  this,  and 
there  are  some  who  can  do  it,  may  go  forth  and 
catch  other  beasts  with  them,  and  feast  all  his 
friends  in  the  city. 


CLXX.   ASPASIA   TO   PERICLES. 

There  is  irritation  in  your  irony,  0  Pericles ! 
your  spirit  is  not  at  rest.  Unworthily,  for  the 
first  time  since  I  knew  you,  have  you  thought  and 
spoken  !  Thought !  no,  Pericles  !  passion  is  not 
thought.  Contumely  has  produced  this  bitterness ; 
it  left  you  with  the  words. 


CLXXI.    PERICLES   TO    ASPASIA. 

Aspasia !  you  have  looked  into  my  heart,  and 
purified  it.  Your  indignities  sometimes  rise  up 
before  me ;  and  it  is  only  when  I  am  prompted  to 
do  wrong  by  others,  that  I  recover  all  my  firm- 
ness. Athens  has  a  right  to  my  solicitude  and 
devotion.  I  will  forget  no  favour  she  has  ever 
shown  me,  and  remember  no  enmity. 


CLXXII.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Peace  is  at  all  times  a  blessing ;  and  war,  even 
the  most  prosperous,  a  curse.  In  war  extremely 
few  of  men's  desires  are  gratified,  and  those  the 
most  hateful ;  in  peace  many,  and  those  the 
kindliest.  Were  it  possible  to  limit  the  duration  of 
hostilities,  the  most  adverse  nations,  in  the  enjoy- 
ment of  a  long  security,  would  find  time  enough  for 
the  cultivation  of  the  social  affections,  and  for  the 
interchange  of  hospitality  and  other  friendly 
offices.  As  some  bodily  diseases,  if  they  can  only  be 
deferred  for  a  certain  time,  terminate  altogether, 
so  might  the  worst  of  social  diseases,  war.  I  do 
not  much  wonder  that  no  statesman  ever  upheld 
this  truth  :  but  I  do  greatly  that  it  is  to  be  found 
among  the  tenets  of  no  philosopher.  We  women, 
who  are  liable  to  the  worst  outrages,  and  are 
framed  by  nature  to  the  greatest  susceptibility  of 
fears,  usually  love  war  the  most,  until  it  enters 
our  houses.  We  are  delighted  at  the  sound 
and  at  the  spectacle  from  afar ;  and  no  music  is 
more  pleasing  to  our  ears  than  that  which  is  the 
prelude  to  the  cries  of  agony  and  death.  The 
Spartans  are  now  ravaging  all  the  country  round 
about  us.  Will  they  never  let  me  visit  their 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


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celebrated  city]  Must  I  never  fancy  I  am  a 
Helen  while  I  am  bathing  in  the  Eurotas  or  the 
Tiasa?  I  am  curious  to  see  their  Skeias,*  and  to 
compare  it  with  our  Hecatompedon.  It  would 
interest  me  the  more,  because  in  this  edifice  the 
lyre  of  our  countryman  Timotheus  is  suspended. 
It  was  forfeited,  you  know,  for  his  having  added 
four  strings.  Woe  betide  those  improvident  crea- 
tures who  add  anything  to  our  delights!  But 
surely  poor  Timotheus  must  have  fallen  among 
the  poets. 


CLXXIII.   ASPASIA   TO   PEKIOLES. 

When  the  war  is  over,  as  surely  it  must  be  in 
another  year,  let  us  sail  among  the  islands  of  the 
^Egaean,  and  be  young  as  ever.  0  that  it  were 
permitted  us  to  pass  together  the  remainder  of 
our  lives  in  privacy  and  retirement !  This  is 
never  to  be  hoped  for  in  Athens. 

I  inherit  from  my  mother  a  small  yet  beautiful 
house  in  Tenos :  I  remember  it  well.  Water, 
clear  and  cold,  ran  before  the  vestibule  :  a  syca- 
more shaded  the  whole  building.  I  think  Tenos 
must  be  nearer  to  Athens  than  to  Miletus.  Could 
we  not  go  now  for  a  few  days  ?  How  temperate 
was  the  air,  how  serene  the  sky,  how  beautiful  the 
country !  the  people  how  quiet,  how  gentle,  how 
kind-hearted ! 

Is  there'any  station  so  happy  as  an  uncontested 
place  in  a  small  community,  where  manners  are 
simple,  where  wants  are  few,  where  respect  is  the 
tribute  of  probity,  and  love  is  the  guerdon  of 
beneficence.  0  Pericles !  let  us  go  ;  we  can  return 
at  any  time. 


CLXXIV.   ANAXAGORAS   TO   ASPASIA. 

The  gratitude  and  love  I  owe  to  Pericles  induces 
me  to  write  the  very  day  I  have  landed  at  Lamp- 
sacos.  You  are  prudent,  Aspasia !  and  your  pru- 
dence is  of  the  best  quality ;  instinctive  delicacy. 
But  I  am  older  than  you,  or  than  Pericles, 
although  than  Pericles  by  only  six  years ;  and, 
having  no  other  pretext  to  counsel  you,  will  rest 
upon  this.  Do  not  press  him  to  abstain  from 
public  business  :  for,  supposing  he  is  by  nature 
no  obstinate  man,  yet  the  long  possession  of 
authority  has  accustomed  him  to  grasp  the  tighter 
what  is  touched ;  as  shell-fish  contract  the  claws 
at  an  atom.  The  simile  is  not  an  elegant  one, 
but  I  offer  it  as  the  most  apposite.  He  might 
believe  that  you  fear  for  him,  and  that  you  wish 
him  to  fear  :  this  alone  would  make  him  pertina- 
cious. Let  everything  take  its  season  with  him. 
Perhaps  it  is  necessary  that  he  should  control 
the  multitude  :  if  it  is,  he  will  know  it ;  even  you 
could  not  stir  him,  and  would  only  molest  him 


*  "It  was  of  a  circular  form,  with  a  roof  like  an  um- 
brella, and  erected  about  760  years  B.  C."  St.  John's 
Ancient  Greece.  The  most  learned,  the  most  compre- 
hensive, and  the  most  judicious  work  ever  written 
about  the  manners,  the  institutions,  and  the  localities  of 
that  country. 


by  the  attempt.  Age  is  coming  on.  This  will 
not  loosen  his  tenacity  of  power .  .  it  usually  has 
quite  the  contrary  effect,  .but  it  will  induce  him 
to  give  up  more  of  his  time  to  the  studies  he  has 
always  delighted  in,  which  however  were  insuf- 
ficient for  the  full  activity  of  his  mind.  Mine  is 
a  sluggard  :  I  have  surrendered  it  entirely  to  phi- 
losophy, and  it  has  made  little  or  no  progress :  it 
has  dwelt  pleased  with  hardly  anything  it  has  em- 
braced, and  has  often  run  back  again  from  fond 
prepossessions  to  startling  doubts :  it  could  not 
help  it. 

But  as  we  sometimes  find  one  thing  while  we 
are  looking  for  another,  so,  if  truth  escaped  me, 
happiness  and  contentment  fell  in  my  way,  and 
have  accompanied  me  even  to  Lampsacos. 

Be  cautious,  0  Aspasia  !  of  discoursing  on  phi- 
losophy. Is  it  not  in  philosophy  as  in  love  1  the 
r\ore  we  have  of  it,  and  the  less  we  talk  about  it, 
the  better.  Never  touch  upon  religion  with  any- 
body. The  irreligious  are  incurable  and  insensi- 
ble ;  the  religious  are  morbid  and  irritable :  the 
former  would  scorn,  the  latter  would  strangle  you. 
It  appears  to  me  to  be  not  only  a  dangerous,  but, 
what  is  worse,  an  indelicate  thing,  to  place  our- 
selves where  we  are  likely  to  see  fevers  and 
phrenzies,  writhings  and  distortions,  debilities 
and  deformities.  Religion  at  Athens  is  like  a 
fountain  near  Dodona,  which  extinguishes  a 
lighted  torch,  and  which  gives  a  flame  of  its 
own  to  an  unlighted  one  held  down  to  it.  Keep 
yours  in  your  chamber ;  and  let  the  people  run 
about  with  theirs ;  but  remember,  it  is  rather  apt 
to  catch  the  skirts.  Believe  me,  I  am  happy :  I 
am  not  deprived  of  my  friends.  Imagination  is 
little  less  strong  in  our  later  years  than  in  our 
earlier.  True,  it  alights  on  fewer  objects,  but  it 
rests  longer  on  them,  and  sees  them  better.  Peri- 
cles first,  and  then  you,  and  then  Meton,  occupy 
my  thoughts.  I  am  with  you  still ;  I  study  with 
you,  just  as  before,  although  nobody  talks  aloud 
in  the  schoolroom. 

This  is  the  pleasantest  part  of  life.  Oblivion 
throws  her  light  coverlet  over  our  infancy ;  and, 
soon  after  we  are  out  of  the  cradle  we  forget  how 
soundly  we  had  been  slumbering,  and  how  delight- 
ful were  our  dreams.  Toil  and  pleasure  contend 
for  us  almost  the  instant  we  rise  from  it :  and 
weariness  follows  whichever  has  carried  us  away. 
We  stop  awhile,  look  around  us,  wonder  to  find 
we  have  completed  the  circle  of  existence,  fold 
our  arms,  and  fall  asleep  again. 


CLXXV.   ANAXAGORAS   TO   ASPASIA. 

Proxenos,  a  native  of  Massilia,  is  lately  come 
over  to  visit  his  relations  and  correspondents. 
The  Phocaeans,  you  know,  were  the  founders  of 
Lampsacos,  long  before  they  were  driven  by  the 
invasion  of  Cyrus  into  Italy  and  Gaul.  Like  the 
generality  of  mercantile  men,  Proxenos  is  little 
attached  to  any  system  of  philosophy,  but  appears 
to  hold  in  some  esteem  the  name  and  institutions 
of  Pythagoras.  Formerly  we  have  conversed 


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together  with  Pericles  on  this  extraordinary  man, 
regretting  that  so  little  is  known  of  him  in  the 
midst  of  his  celebrity.  Hardly  a  century  hath 
elapsed  since  he  left  his  native  Samos,  and  settled 
on  the  peaceful  shores  of  Italy.  His  presence,  his 
precepts,  his  authority,  his  example,  were  unavail- 
ing to  the  preservation  of  that  tranquillity,  which 
the  beauty  of  the  climate,  the  fertility  of  the  soil, 
and  the  freedom  of  the  institutions,  ought  to  have 
established  and  perpetuated.  But  it  is  in  the 
regions  of  the  earth  as  in  the  regions  of  the  air; 
the  warm  and  genial  are  absorbed  by  the  cold  and 
void,  and  tempests  and  storms  ensue.  The  happi- 
ness of  thousands  is  the  happiness  of  too  many, 
in  the  close  calculation  of  some  inexpert  contriver; 
and  he  spoils  the  honey  by  smoking  the  hive.  No 
sooner  is  a  nation  at  ease,  than  he  who  should  be 
the  first  to  participate  in  the  blessing,  is  the  most 
uneasy ;  and,  when  at  last  he  has  found  a  place  to 
his  mind,  before  he  lies  down  he  scratches  a  hole 
in  it,  as  the  dogs  do.  Such  had  been  the  case  at 
Samos,  and  such  was  likewise  the  case  at  Croton. 
The  difference  lay  merely  in  this.  Polycrates  was 
a  man  of  abilities,  and  capable  of  holding  the 
government  in  his  single  hand  :  he  loved  power, 
he  loved  pleasure,  he  contented  the  populace,  and 
he  reconciled  the  wise :  Croton  was  subject  to 
the  discretion  of  an  oligarchy,  incompetent,  arro- 
gant, jealous,  and  unjust.  It  is  untrue  that  Py- 
thagoras was  ever  at  enmity  with  him,  or  was 
treated  by  him  with  disrespect.  The  one  was  as 
fond  of  authority  as  the  other,  and  neither  was 
willing  to  divide  it.  Whatever  could  be  done  to 
promote  the  studies  of  the  philosopher  was  done 
spontaneously  by  the  chief  magistrate,  who  gave 
him  letters  of  recommendation  to  the  king  of 
Egypt.  By  these,  and  perhaps  by  these  only,  could 
he  ever  have  penetrated  into  the  innermost 
recesses  of  the  priesthood.  Conversing  with  them, 
and  observing  their  power  over  the  people,  he 
lost  nothing  of  his  inclination  to  possess  the  same, 
and  added  much  to  the  means  of  acquiring  it. 
Epimenides  the  Cretan  was  perhaps  the  exemplar 
he  had  resolved  to  follow,  but  with  mitigated 
severity.  Solon  with  all  his  wisdom,  and  never 
had  mortal  more,  was  unable  to  bring  back  the 
Athenians  to  the  simplicity  and  equity  of  their 
forefathers.  Knowing  well  their  propensity  to 
superstition,  which  always  acts  with  its  greatest 
intensity  on  the  cruel  and  the  loose,  he  invited 
Epimenides  to  come  and  overawe  them  by  his 
sanctity  and  his  sacrifices.  We  can  not  doubt  that 
he  left  the  whole  management  of  their  conversion 
to  the  discretion  of  the  stranger.  An  Epimenides, 
in  all  ages  of  the  world,  will  possess  more  influence 
than  a  Solon.  Lustrations  and  sacrifices  followed 
prodigies  and  omens ;  and  among  the  marvels 
and  miracles  which  the  Cretan  seer  displayed,  the 
last  was  the  greatest  in  the  eyes  of  Athens.  He 
announced  his  determination  to  return  home,  and 
refused  all  the  honours  and  riches  the  people 
would  have  lavished  on  him.  Epimenides  wanted 
nothing  :  the  Gods  were  less  moderate ;  they  re- 
quired a  human  victim.  Cratinos  was  too  happy 


in  devoting  his  blood  at  the  altar ;  Ctesibias,  on 
the  bosom  of  his  friend. 

Proxenos  is  come  in  by  appointment  and  has 
broken  off  an  old  story  which  you  know  as  well  as 
I  do.  I  will  give  you  his  ;  but  not  without  an  ac- 
count from  you  in  return,  of  what  is  going  on 
among  the  craft  at  Athens. 

CLXXVI.  ASPASIA  TO  ANAXAGORAS. 

Secrecy  and  mystery  drive  the  uninitiated  into 
suspicion  and  distrust :  an  honest  man  never  will 
propose,  and  a  prudent  man  never  will  comply 
with,  the  condition.  What  is  equitable  and  pro- 
per lies  wide  open  on  the  plain,  and  is  accessible 
to  all,  without  an  entrance  through  labyrinth  or 
defile.  I  do  not  love  Pythagoras  nor  Epimenides, 
nor  indeed  my  friend  Socrates  so  much  as  per- 
haps I  should,  who  however,  beside  his  cleverness, 
has  many  good  qualities.  He,  like  Pythagoras, 
is  endowed  with  an  extraordinary  share  of  intel- 
lect ;  but  neither  of  them  has  attained  the  fixed 
and  measured  scope  of  true  philosophy  :  the  one 
being  in  perpetual  motion  to  display  his  surpris- 
ing tricks  of  rhetorical  ingenuity,  which  tend  only 
to  the  confusion  of  truth  and  falsehood,  and  con- 
sequently to  indifference  in  the  choice  of  them ; 
the  other  was  no  less  active  and  restless  in  the 
acquisition  and  maintenance  of  power.  The 
business  of  philosophy  is  to  examine  and  estimate 
all  those  things  which  come  within  the  cogni- 
zance of  the  understanding.  Speculations  on  any 
that  lie  beyond,  are  only  pleasant  dreams,  leaving 
the  mind  to  the  lassitude  of  disappointment. 
They  are  easier  than  geometry  and  dialectics ; 
they  are  easier  than  the  efforts  of  a  well-regulated 
imagination  in  the  structure  of  a  poem.  These 
are  usually  held  forth  by  them  as  feathers  and 
thistle-down  ;  yet  condescend  they  nevertheless 
to  employ  them ;  numerals  as  matter  and  mind  ; 
harmony  as  flute  and  fiddle-strings  to  the  dances 
of  the  stars.  In  their  compositions  they  adopt 
the  phraseology  and  curtsey  to  the  cadences  of 
poetry.  Look  nearer ;  and  what  do  you  see  before 
you]  the  limbs  of  Orpheus,  bloodless,  broken, 
swollen,  and  palpitating  on  the  cold  and  misty 
waters  of  the  Hebrus.  Such  are  the  rhapsodical 
scraps  in  their  visionary  lucubrations.  They 
would  poison  Homer,  the  purest  and  soundest  of 
moralists,  the  most  ancient  and  venerable  of  phi- 
losophers, not  out  of  any  ill-will  to  him,  but  out 
of  love  to  the  human  race.  There  is  often  an  en- 
chantment in  their  sentences,  by  which  the  ear  is 
captivated,  and  against  which  the  intellectual 
powers  are  disinclined  to  struggle;  and  there  is 
sometimes,  but  very  rarely,  a  simplicity  of  man- 
ner, which  wins  like  truth.  But  when  ambition 
leads  them  toward  the  poetical,  they  fall  flat  upon 
thorny  ground.  No  writer  of  florid  prose  ever 
was  more  than  a  secondary  poet.  Poetry,  in  her 
high  estate,  is  delighted  with  exuberant  abun- 
dance, but  imposes  on  her  worshipper  a  severity  of 
selection.  She  has  not  only  her  days  of  festival, 
but  also  her  days  of  abstinence,  and,  unless  upon 


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some  that  are  set  apart,  prefers  the  graces  of 
sedateness  to  the  revelry  of  enthusiasm.  She 
rejects,  as  inharmonious  and  barbarous,  the 
mimicry  of  her  voice  and  manner  by  obstreperous 
sophists  and  argute  grammarians,  and  she  scatters 
to  the  winds  the  loose  fragments  of  the  schools. 

Socrates  and  his  disciples  run  about  the  streets, 
pick  up  every  young  person  they  meet  with, 
carry  him  away  with  them,  and  prove  to  him  that 
everything  he  ever  heard  is  false,  and  everything 
he  ever  said  is  foolish.  He  must  love  his  father 
and  mother  in  their  way,  or  not  at  all.  The  only 
questions  they  ask  him  are  those  which  they 
know  he  can  not  answer,  and  the  only  doctrines 
they  inculcate  are  those  which  it  is  impossible  he 
should  understand.  He  has  now  fairly  reached 
sublimity,  and  looks  of  wonder  are  interchanged  at 
liis  progress.  Is  it  sublime  to  strain  our  vision 
into  a  fog  ?  and  must  we  fancy  we  see  far  because 
we  are  looking  where  nobody  can  see  farther  ? 

CLXXVII.  ANAXAGORAS  TO  ASPASIA. 

The  Massilian  is  intelligent  and  communicative. 
Some  matters  which  he  related  at  our  conference 
you  will  perhaps  remember  in  Herodotus  :  others 
are  his  own  story ;  so  let  him  tell  the  whole  in 
his  own  manner. 

"  The  unbroken  force  of  Persia  was  brought 
under  the  walls  of  Phocaea.  Harpagos,  equally 
wise  and  generous,  offered  to  our  citizens  the  most 
favourable  terms  of  surrender.  They  requested 
one  day  for  deliberation.  Aware  of  their  inten- 
tions, he  dissembled  his  knowledge,  and  allowed 
them  to  freight  their  ships,  embark,  and  sail 
away.  His  clemency  was  however  no  security  to 
his  garrison.  Within  a  few  days  the  expatriated 
citizens  landed  again,  slew  every  Persian  within 
the  walls,  then,  casting  a  mass  of  iron  into  the 
sea,  swore  they  would  never  return  a  second  time 
until  it  rose  and  floated  on  the  surface.  Some 
historians  would  persuade  us  that,  after  this  cruel 
vengeance,  this  voluntary  and  unanimous  oath, 
the  greater  part  returned.  Such  a  tale  is  idle  and 
absurd.  The  Persians  would  too  surely  have  in- 
flicted due  vengeance  on  their  perfidy.  Some 
however  did  indeed  separate  from  the  main  body 
of  the  emigration,  and  came  to  reside  here  in 
Lampsacos,  which  their  ancestors  had  founded, 
and  where  they  continued  on  the  most  hospitable 
terms  by  frequent  intermarriages.  The  bulk  of 
the  expedition  reached  Alalia,  a  colony  of  theirs, 
led  recently  into  Corsica.  Here  they  continued 
to  reside  but  a  little  time  unmolested  by  the 
jealousy  of  the  Carthaginians  and  Tyrrhenians. 
Undaunted  by  the  coalition  against  them,  and  by 
the  loss  of  many  ships  in  a  battle  with  the  united 
fleet  of  the  confederates,  they  sailed  to  the  neigh- 
bourhood of  the  more  ancient  Grecian  cities,  and 
founded  Elea,  near  Poseidonia.  And  now  pro- 
bably they  first  became  acquainted  with  the  dis- 
ciples of  Pythagoras.  He  himself,  it  is  said, 
retired  to  Metaponton,  and  died  there.  When 
he  went  from  Samos  to  Croton  he  was  in  the 


vigour  of  life ;  and  not  many  years  elapsed  ere  he 
beheld  the  overthrow  of  his  institutions.  He  is 
reported  by  some  to  have  attained  an  extreme 
old  age,  which  his  tranquillity  and  temperance 
render  probable.  Even  without  this  supposition, 
he  may  perhaps  have  visited  the  coast  of  Gaul, 
before  or  after  the  arrival  of  the  Phocseans.  Col- 
lecting, we  may  imagine,  additional  forces  from 
the  many  lonians  whom  the  generals  of  Cyrus 
had  expelled,  they  began  to  build  the  city  of 
Massilia,  not  long  after  the  settlement  at  Elea, 
which  the  vicinity  of  powerful  states,  and  its  inca- 
pacity and  insecurity  for  the  mooring  of  a  navy, 
rendered  ineligible  as  the  seat  of  government,  or 
as  a  constant  station." 

Thus  much  I  had  collected  fromProxenos,  when 
he  began  to  give  me  information  on  anchorages 
and  harbours,  imports  fand  exports :  I  could  not 
in  common  civility  interrupt  him,  or  ask  any- 
thing better  than  what  it  pleased  him  to  bestow 
on  me.  As  our  acquaintance  strengthens,  I  will 
draw  more  unreservedly  from  his  stores. 

CLXXVIII.   AKAXAGOKAS  TO  ASPASIA. 

Proxenos  runs  into  some  errors  both  in  regard 
to  facts  and  motives.  It  is  false  that  Pythagoras, 
on  returning  from  his  voyage  in  Egypt,  was  in- 
dignant at  finding  a  tyrant  in  his  native  city. 
Polycrates  was  in  possession  of  the  supreme  power 
when  the  philosopher  left  the  island,  and  used  it 
with  clemency  and  discretion.  The  traveller 
might  have  gone  and  might  have  returned  with 
discontent,  but  indignation  is  averse  to  favours, 
and  these  he  was  by  no  means  reluctant  to  accept. 
Finding  he  could  not  be  the  principal  man  among 
his  fellow-citizens,  he  resolved  to  attain  that  rank 
where  the  supremacy  was  yet  unoccupied.  He 
had  seen  enough  of  the  Egyptian  and  heard 
enough  of  the  Indian  priesthood,  to  convince  him 
that,  by  a  system  somewhat  similar  to  theirs, 
absolute  power  was  more  attainable  and  more 
safe.  He  took  lessons  and  precautions;  and 
wherever  there  was  a  celebrated  and  ancient 
temple,  he  visited  its  priests,  and  explored  the 
origin  and  conduct  of  their  institutions  and  au- 
thority. In  recompense  for  these,  he  is  reported 
to  have  raised  his  tunic  to  the  holy  ones  at  Olym- 
pia,  and  to  have  displayed  a  golden  thigh.  No- 
thing so  royal,  so  godlike,  had  been  seen  since  the 
reign  of  Pelops.  A  golden  thigh  is  worth  an 
ivory  shoulder.  Such  a  miracle,  we  may  be  sure, 
was  not  altogether  lost  upon  the  prophetess  at 
Delphi,  the  fair  Themistocleia,  who  promulgated 
to  him  her  secrets  in  return. 

His  doctrines  were  kept  within  his  own  circle, 
under  the  safeguard  of  an  oath.  This  in  all 
countries  is  and  ought  to  be  forbidden,  as  being 
the  prerogative  of  the  magistracy.  Love  of  su- 
premacy was  the  motive  in  all  his  injunctions  and 
in  all  his  actions.  He  avoided  the  trouble  of 
office  and  the  danger  of  responsibility :  he  excluded 
the  commons,  and  called  to  him  the  nobles,  who 
alone  were  deemed  worthy  of  serving  him.  Among 


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PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


these  he  established  an  equality,  which,  together 
with  the  regularity  and  frugality  of  their  living, 
must  have  tended  to  conciliate  and  gratify  in  some 
measure  the  poorer  citizens.  Certain  kinds  of 
animal  food  were  forbidden,  as  in  India  and  other 
countries  less  remote,  but,  contrary  to  what  we  have 
often  heard  asserted,  no  species  of  pulse  or  veget- 
able. 'A  bstctinfromthebean'  signified  'abstainfrom 
elections  to  political  employments.'  The  teacher  was 
in  the  place  of  parent  to  his  disciples,  who  appear 
to  have  renounced  all  the  natural  affections  that 
had  sprung  up  before  they  entered  the  society. 
His  regimen  was  mild  and  generous  :  its  principal 
merit  was,  however,  the  repression  of  loquacity  ; 
common  in  the  ardour  of  youth  after  its  chase  in 
the  fields  of  knowledge ;  commoner,  and  more  un- 
becoming, in  the  morose  repose  of  an  arrogant 
philosophy.  The  history  of  Pythagoras,  forasmuch 
as  he  interests  us  in  being  the  leader  of  a  sect  and 
of  a  party,  is  neither  long  nor  obscure.  The 
commons  of  Croton  soon  began  to  perceive  that, 
under  his  management,  the  sons  of  the  aristocracy 
would  be  no  better  inclined  than  their  fathers  had 
been  to  concede  them  an  equal  share  in  the  govern- 
ment :  and  the  rulers  themselves,  day  after  day, 
lost  somewhat  of  authority  in  their  families. 
.During  the  whole  time  that  he  had  resided  in 
Italy,  the  people  of  nearly  all  the  Greek  cities 
heaved  indignantly  under  oppressive  oligarchies. 
Sybaris,  whose  health  they  were  absorbing  in 
more  than  Circaean  luxuries,  rose  first  upon  her  feet, 
and  expelled  the  council  of  five  hundred.  They 
retired  for  refuge  to  the  lords  of  Croton ;  and, 
when  the  Sybarites  called  for  justice  on  them,  the 
demand  was  voted  an  affront.  And  now  indeed 
the  veil  of  sanctity  and  seclusion  was  violently 
rent  by  the  disciples  of  the  Samian.  He  incited 
them  to  maintain  peace  and  good  government; 
pointed  out  to  them  the  phantom  of  Freedom,  how 
it  blasted  every  region  it  past  over;  and  adjured 
them  to  the  defence  of  their  rulers  by  the  purity 
of  their  religion.  They  marched,  fought  a  battle, 
won  it,  and  Sybaris  was  swept  from  the  earth. 

Discord,  I  suspect,  0  Aspasia !  is  the  readiest 
of  all  the  Deities  to  appear  at  our  invocation. 
The  oligarchs  of  Croton,  long  accustomed  to 
uncontrolled  power  and  irresponsible  injustice, 
refused  to  the  army,  now  comprehending  all  the 
active  citizens,  even  the  smallest  portion  of  the 
spoils.  Again  did  the  Crotoniats  cry  to  arms ;  and 
again,  and  in  a  better  cause,  were  conquerors. 
Pythagoras*  and  his  disciples  fled  before  them, 
and  the  hall  in  which  they  assembled  was  reduced 
to  ashes. 

It  is  only  a  free  city  that  is  strong ;  for  it  is 
only  in  a  free  city  that  the  mass  of  the  people  can 
be  armed. 

CLXXIX.   ASPASIA   TO   ANAXAGORAS. 

Men  of  powerful  minds,  although  they  never 
give  up  Philosophy,  yet  cease  by  degrees  to  make 
their  professions  in  form,  and  lay  ultimately  the 

*  Pythagoras  was  a  Prsc-jesuit. 


presents  they  have  received  from  her  at  the  feet 
of  History.  Thus  did  Herodotus,  thus  did 
Hecatseus,  and  thus,  let  me  hope,  will  Anaxago- 
ras.  The  deeds  of  past  ages  are  signally  reflected 
on  the  advancing  clouds  of  the  future  :  here 
insurrections  and  wrecks  and  conflagrations;  here 
the  ascending,  there  the  drooping  diadem  ;  the 
mighty  host,  the  mightier  man  before  it ;  and,  in 
the  serener  line  on  the  horizon,  the  emersion  of 
cities  and  citadels  over  far-off  seas.  There  are 
those  who  know  in  what  quarter  to  look  for  them : 
but  it  is  rarely  to  their  hands  the  power  of  pro- 
moting the  good,  or  averting  the  evil,  is  entrusted. 
Yet,  0  Anaxagoras !  all  is  not  hideous  in  the 
past,  all  is  not  gloomy  in  the  future.  There  are 
communities  where  the  best  and  wisest  are  not 
utterly  cast  aside,  and  where  the  robe  of  Philosophy 
is  no  impediment  to  the  steps  of  men.  Idly  do 
our  sages  cry  out  against  the  poets  for  mistuning 
the  heart  and  misgoverning  the  intellect.  Mean- 
while they  themselves  are  occupied  in  selfish 
vanities  on  the  side  of  the  affections ;  and,  on  the 
side  of  the  understanding,  in  fruitless,  frivolous, 
indefinite,  interminable  disquisitions.  If  our 
thoughts  are  to  be  reduced  to  powder.  I  would 
rather  it  were  for  an  ingredient  in  a  love-potion, 
to  soften  with  sympathies  the  human  heart,  than 
a  charm  for  raising  up  spectres  to  contract  and  to 
coerce  it.  If  dust  is  to  be  thrown  into  our  eyes, 
let  it  be  dust  from  under  a  bright  enlivening  sun, 
and  not  the  effect  of  frost  and  wind. 


CLXXX.   ANAXAGORAS   TO   ASPASIA. 

Philosophy  is  but  dry  bread  :  men  will  not  live 
upon  it,  however  wholesome :  they  require  the 
succulent  food  and  exciting  cup  of  Religion.  We 
differ  in  bodily  strength,  in  compactness  of  bone, 
and  elasticity  of  sinew ;  but  we  all  are  subject  to 
the  same  softness,  and  nearly  to  the  same  distem- 
perature,  in  the  nobler  animators  of  the  frame,  the 
brain  and  blood.  Thus  it  is  in  creeds :  the  sage  and 
simple,  the  ardent  enthusiast  and  the  patient  inves- 
tigator, fall  into  and  embrace  with  equal  pertinacity 
the  most  absurd  and  revolting  tenets.  There  are  as 
many  wise  men  who  have  venerated  the  ibis  and 
cat,  as  there  are  who  have  bent  their  heads  before 
Zeus  and  Pallas.  No  extravagance  in  devotion 
but  is  defended  by  some  other  towering  above  it ; 
no  falsehood  but  whose  features  are  composed  to 
the  semblance  of  truth.  By  some  people  those 
things  are  adored  that  eat  them ;  by  others,  those 
that  they  eat.  Men  must  rest  here :  superstition, 
satiated  and  gorged,  can  go  no  farther. 

The  progression  of  souls  is  not  unreasonable, 
the  transmigration  is.  That  we  shall  pass  here- 
after into  many  states  of  successive  existence  is 
credible  enough;  but  not  upon  earth,  not  with 
earthly  passions.  Yet  Pythagoras  was  so  resolute 
and  so  unguarded,  that  he  asserted  to  himself  a 
series  of  lives  here  among  men,  by  the  peculiar 
and  especial  favour  of  the  Gods,  with  a  perfect 
consciousness  of  every  change  he  had  undergone. 
Others  became  dogs,  wolves,  bears,  or  peradvcn- 


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ture  men  again ;  "but  knowing  as  little  of  what 
had  happened.  Nevertheless,  he  pretended  that 
these  transmigrations  were  punishments  and 
rewards.  Which  is  punished  ?  the  dead  creature 
or  the  living  ]  the  criminal  man  or  the  guiltless 
animal  ]  Some  believe  they  can  throw  their  sins 
into  a  fox  :  others  (in  Africa  for  instance)  into  a 
priest.  Now  the  priest  may  have  received  what 
he  esteems  an  equivalent :  the  fox  is  at  once  a 
creditor  and  a  debtor,  with  little  hope,  on  either 
side,  of  indemnity,  or  balance.  It  is  only  when  you 
or  Pericles  were  my  audience,  that  I  ever  was 
inclined  to  press  hard  against  the  inconsistencies 
of  philosophers.  But  we  must  trace  things  to 
their  origin  where  we  can.  The  greater  part  of 
those  now  prevalent  are  ascribable  to  the  school 
of  Samos.  Numerals  were  considered  by  the 
teacher  as  materials,  and  not  only  as  the  compo- 
nents, but  as  the  elements,  of  the  world.  He 
misunderstood  his  own  theory  :  the  reason  is,  he 
made  it  his  own  by  theft.  The  young  persons  who 
are  hearers  of  the  warier  Socrates,  catch  at  it  in 
the  playground,  and  the  ill-compacted  cake 
crumbles  under  their  hands. 

Unfavourable  as  my  evidence  must  appear,  and 
is,  I  am  fortunate  in  being  able  to  lay  before  you 
another  and  comelier  representation  of  a  philoso- 
pher so  enriched  by  genius.  I  have  always,  in  all 
companies,  and  upon  all  occasions,  been  sparing 
of  my  questions,  and  have  exerted  the  uttermost 
ingenuity  I  am  master  of,  in  drawing  the  truth 
on,  without  such  an  instrument  of  torture.  Pro- 
bably I  have  lost  by  age  a  part  of  my  dexterity, 
or  presence  of  mind,  or  determination  ;  for  Prox- 
enos,  at  the  close  of  our  conference,  said  aloud  and 
sharply, 

"  You  shall  never  make  (hat  out.  I  think  him 
a  very  honest  man ;  and  I  think  nobody  an  honest 
man  who  thinks  otherwise." 

"  Fair  Proxenos  !  "  I  replied,  "  you  are  now 
greatly  more  than  a  philosopher.  Some  favourite 
God  alone  could  have  inspired  all  this  enthusiasm. 
In  the  vigorous  expression  of  that  terse  apothegm 
is  there  not  somewhat  more  of  the  poet  than  of 
the  Pythagorean  1 " 

"  I  believe  there  may  be  "  replied  he,  "  I  was 
always  much  given  to  poetry." 

He  grew  instantly  calm  upon  my  compliment, 
and  said  with  the  most  polite  complacency, 

"  Well !  I  am  not  a  match  for  you  Half- Athe- 
nians ;  but  read  this  little  volume  by  my  friend 
Psyllos  of  Metaponton ;  it  will  open  your  eyes,  I 
warrant  it." 

"  Blessings  upon  it  then ! "  said  I,  bending  over 
and  taking  it  with  due  reverence ;  "  many  of  late 
have  done  quite  the  contrary." 


CLXXXI.    PSYLLOS   TO   PISANDER  OF   ELBA. 
On  the  Lawgiver  of  the  Gauls,  forwarded  to  CLEONE. 

"  Pisander !  when  last  we  met,  I  promised  you 
I  would  make  farther  inquiries  into  the  subject  of 
our  conversation  at  the  house  of  Euryalos,  and 
that  I  doubted  not  of  success  in  attempting  to 


prove  the  identity  of  Pythagoras  and  Samotes. 
Strange,  that  the  idea  should  have  occurred  to  no 
one  else  in  the  course  of  many  generations.  Was 
it  not  sufficiently  clear  for  the  follower  of  truth  ] 
or  was  it  not  sufficiently  dark  and  intricate  for 
the  lover  of  mystery  and  paradox  1  I  imagine 
it  stood  between  both,  at  an  equal  distance  from 
the  road  of  each,  and  thus  it  was  past  unnoticed. 

There  is  nobody  then  who  can  explain  to  me 
what  was  the  religion  of  the  Gauls  at  the  time  of 
the  Phocaean  emigration.  Samotes  is  recorded  as 
their  legislator.  Legislation  here  includes,  as  it 
necessarily  must  in  ages  of  barbarism,  not  only 
the  civil  institutions  of  the  people,  but  likewise 
the  religious.  Yet  neither  the  character  nor  the 
tenets,  neither  the  period  nor  the  country,  nor 
indeed  the  existence  of  Samotes,  have  ever  been 
ascertained.  Ask  the  people  who  he  was,  and 
they  will  tell  you  that  he  came  to  them  over  the 
sea,  long  ago.  Computation  of  time,  past  and 
future,  never  occupies,  never  occurs  to,  the 
barbarian.  It  was  long  ago  that  the  old  tree, 
against  which  his  cabin  leans,  sprang  up ;  long 
ago  since  the  cabin  was  built ;  long  ago  since  he 
was  a  child.  Whatever  is  not  visible  to  him,  or 
was  not,  has  feeble  hold  on  his  memory,  and  never 
enters  into  his  calculation.  As  lawgiver  of  the 
Gauls,  Samotes  is  acknowledged  to  have  instructed 
them  both  in  the  ceremony  of  human  oblations 
and  in  the  creed  of  the  metempsychosis ;  for  these 
are  mentioned  together  in  the  first  opening  of 
their  history.  But  it  appears  to  me  that  the 
metempsychosis,  which  is  generally  held  as  the 
basis  of  druidism,  is  adventitious.  We  shall  find 
that  this  institution  is  composed  of  two  extremely 
different  and  obstinately  discordant  parts.  One, 
the  result  of  ferocity,  varies  but  little  from  what 
exists  in  the  early  state  of  most  nations ;  which 
diversity  may  be  accounted  for,  from  their  climate, 
their  wants,  their  habits,  and  pursuits.  The  other 
is  engrafted  on  its  savage  stock,  by  the  steady  but 
not  sufficiently  impressive  hand  of  a  gentle  and 
provident  philosophy.  You  ask  me  when]  by 
whom  ]  One  word  will  solve  both  questions :  by 
Samotes ;  by  the  man  of  Samos.  Do  you  doubt 
that  he  ever  was  in  Gaul  ]  And  do  you  think  it 
probable  that,  with  his  fondness  for  travelling,  his 
alacrity  in  inquiry,  he  would  have  resided  many 
years  in  Italy,  and  have  never  once  visited  a 
country  so  near  to  him,  a  country  so  singular  in 
its  customs,  at  least  in  the  combination  of  them, 
if  such  customs  then  existed,  a  country  on  whose 
shores  the  most  valiant  of  his  own  countrymen 
were  landing  ?  If  at  this  early  epoch  the  tribes 
of  Gaul  believed  in  the  metempsychosis,  would 
not  sympathy,  would  not  admiration,  have  im- 
pelled him  thither  ]  But  if,  on  the  contrary,  the 
doctrine  did  not  prevail,  who  introduced  it  1  what 
author  of  greater  weight  1  I  am  curious  to  learn, 
his  name  or  his  country.  Perhaps  by  knowing 
the  one,  we  may  guess  the  other,  since  the  ideas 
he  impressed  and  left  behind  Him  are  stamped 
with  a  peculiar  mark.  It  may  be  argued  that, 
able  to  inculcate  lastingly  on  the  mind  of  his 


430 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


Gallic  proselytes,  a  dogma  which  seems  to  have 
been  received  but  partially,  and  to  have  soon 
disappeared,  where  he  lived  in  the  full  exercise  of 
authority,  he  still  was  unable  to  abolish,  as  he 
would  wish  to  do,  their  sanguinary  rites.  He 
was  :  for  it  is  easier  to  learn  than  to  unlearn  what 
incessantly  works  and  excites  and  agitates  our 
passions.  The  advantages  of  the  metempsychosis 
were  perhaps  the  most  striking  of  any  that  could 
be  presented  to  warlike  minds ;  to  which  minds, 
you  must  have  remarked,  0  Pisander,  advantages 
will  present  themselves  more  readily  than  disad- 
vantages. Beside,  the  Druids,  whom  we  can  not 
well  consider  at  any  time  a  very  enlightened 
order,  or  likely  to  see  every  consequence,  every 
contingency,  had  no  direct  interest  in  suppressing 
such  a  doctrine.  New  colonies  were  endeavouring 
to  establish  themselves  in  their  country ;  and 
colonies  are  the  unfailing  seed  of  wars.  For,  if  they 
flourish,  they  require  an  accession  of  territory ;  if 
they  do  not  nourish,  they  either  turn  into  vagabonds 
and  robbers,  or  employ  violence  to  remove  the 
obstacles  that  impede  their  industry.  Something 
great  then  and  something  new  was  wanting,  since 
the  danger  that  impended  was  both  new  and 
great.  Immolations  before  them  on  one  side,  and 
the  sublime  view  of  the  metempsychosis  on  the 
other,  what  could  either  shake  the  confidence  or 
abate  the  courage  of  the  Gauls  ]  A  new  body  was 
new  armour,  beautiful,  strong,  in  which  they 
would  elude  the  rage  and  laugh  at  the  impotence 
of  War.  It  was  delightful  to  try  other  scenes  of 
existence,  to  extinguish  their  burning  wounds  in 
the  blood  of  their  enemies,  and  to  mount  from  the 
shields  of  their  comrades  into  fresh  life  and  glory. 

A  religion  thus  compounded  is  absurd  and 
contradictory,  but  contradiction  and  absurdity  in 
religion  are  not  peculiar  to  barbarians.  The 
sacrifice  of  a  human  victim  was  deemed  the  most 
solemn  and  important  duty,  and  they  would  rather 
abandon  any  other  ceremony  than  this.  They 
were  savage ;  we  are  civilised :  they  fought,  and 
their  adversaries  were  to  share  their  immortality; 
we  fight  to  make  others  as  abject  as  ourselves. 
They  had  leaders  of  proud  spirit  who  raised  them 
to  the  heavens :  we  have  heavy  oligarchs  who  bend 
us  to  the  earth. 

Rituals,  in  even  the  less  ardent  and  intractable, 
are  not  soon,  nor  easily,  nor  all  at  once,  re- 
signed. We  must  cease  then  to  marvel  that  the 
most  impressive,  the  most  awful,  and  perhaps  the 
most  universal  of  devotions,  human  sacrifice, 
should  not  have  been  overthrown  by  the  declining 
years  of  Pythagoras.  It  is  true  he  retained  his 
faculties  to  the  last ;  he  retained  also  the  energy 
of  his  mind ;  but  the  voluntary  exile  of  Samos 
was  purely  a  lawgiver  in  philosophy.  His  religion 
was  not  intolerant  nor  intrusive,  but  mainly 
adapted  to  the  humbler  offices  of  temperance  and 
peace.  Beyond  this,  little  is  known  and  much 
is  feigned  of  him.  It  would  have  been  well  if  his- 
torians had  related  to  us  more  of  what  he  did, 
and  less  of  what  he  did  not.  If,  instead  of  the 
story  of  his  dying  in  a  bean-field,  through  horror 


of  its  impurity,  they  had  carefully  traced  and 
pointed  out  his  travels,  they  would  neither  have 
mentioned  his  voyage  to  India*  nor  have  omitted 
his  voyage  to  Gaul.  The  priests  on  the  Nile 
were  at  all  times  well  acquainted  with  their  bre- 
thren on  the  Indus  and  Ganges ;  and  indeed  I 
believe  that  all  the  great  temples  of  the  world 
have  secret  communications.  Do  not  lift  up 
your  hands,  my  good  Pisander  !  not  underground, 
not  magical,  but  opened  from  time  to  time,  in 
cases  of  difficulty  and  danger,  through  confiden- 
tial agents.+ 

All  religions,  in  which  there  is  no  craft  nor 
cruelty,  are  pleasing  to  the  immortal  Gods ;  be- 
cause all  acknowledge  their  power,  invoke  their 
presence,  exhibit  our  dependence,  and  exhort  our 
gratitude.  Therefore  let  us  never  be  remiss  in 
our  duty  of  veneration  to  those  holy  men,  who 
not  only  manifest  their  good-will  toward  such  as 
think  and  worship  with  them,  but  also  toward 
the  stranger  at  the  steps  of  other  altars.  While 
orators  and  poets,  and  philosophers  too,  are 
riotous  and  quarrelsome,  malicious  and  vindictive, 
Religion  leads  to  herself,  and  calls  her  own,  the 
priests  of  all  persuasions,  who  extend  their  hands 
one  to  another  from  a  distance,  unrestricted  by 
jealousy  and  undefiled  by  blood. 

How  great,  0  my  friend,  is  our  consolation,  in 
the  certainty  that  our  prayers  and  sacrifices  are 
accepted  !  so  long  as  the  priests  in  our  country 
and  around  us  live  fraternally,  let  us  likewise  be 
of  the  household.  But  if  any  devastating  religion 
should  spring  up,  any  which  rouses  strife  and 
spreads  distrust,  any  which  sunders  man  from 
man,  that  religion  must  be  rejected  by  the  Gods 
as  wicked,  and  renounced  by  their  worshippers  as 
ineffectual.  The  claimants  of  such  an  imposition 
shall  never  have  from  me  white  flour  or  salt. 
Should  you  question  why  the  milder  creed  had 
little  effect  in  Gaul, — why  the  golden  rules  are  not 
valued  by  the  people  as  the  precious  relics  of  a 
departed  master,  I  reply  that  in  such  a  state  of 
society  it  was  impossible  to  bring  them  bodily 
into  use.  The  priests  alone  (and  it  is  not  every 
priest  who  will  readily  sit  down  to  be  instructed ) 
could  profit  by  his  knowledge  of  geometry,  or 
would  apply  to  practice  or  speculation  his  theory 
of  numbers.  A  few  of  them  are  not  utterly  igno- 
rant of  either ;  and  it  is  hence  that  the  trickling 
may  be  traced.  Men  living  in  a  state  of  barbarism 
and  warfare  would  entertain  but  small  respect  for 
injunctions  to  abstain  from  any  obvious  and 
palatable  food.  Silence,  forbearance,  quietude,  it 
can  not  be  expected  should  be  the  inmates  of  a 
camp.  Soldiers  without  regular  supplies  (in 


*  If  Pythagoras  had  visited  India,  the  learned  men  who 
accompanied  Alexander  would  have  inquired  after  him, 
and  would  have  given  the  result. 

t  The  use  of  gunpowder,  for  instance,  if  not  of  guns, 
was  known  to  the  priests  in  countries  the  most  distant, 
mid  of  the  most  different  religions.  The  army  of  the  Mace- 
donians was  smitten  by  its  lightnings  under  the  walls  of 
the  Oxydracians ;  the  Gauls,  and  afterward  the  Persians, 
under  the  temple  of  Delphi. 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


431 


which  consists  the  main  difficulty  and  on  which 
depend  the  main  advantages  in  the  science  oi 
war)  must  subsist  on  whatever  they  can  seize ;  and 
men  without  regular  government  (by  which  I  can 
intend  no  other  than  of  magistrates  chosen  by 
the  people)  would,  if  we  consider  the  bean  as  em- 
ployed in  ballot,  be  ignorant  of  the  lax  and 
foreign  interpretation. 

As  the  fountains  of  the  most  celebrated  rivers 
are  neither  easily  discoverable  nor  large,  so  it 
often  happens  that  things  of  the  greatest  moment, 
in  the  political  and  moral  world,  are  derived  from 
an  obscure,  from  a  remote,  and  from  a  slender 
origin.  I  have  given  you  my  opinion  on  the 
eause  of  the  supposition;  but  having  heard  another, 
however  less  probable,  I  will  report  it.* 

In  the  south  of  Italy,  where  Pythagoras  resided, 
are  several  cities,  Tarentum  in  particular,  of  La- 
cedaemonian foundation.  One  festival  of  this 
people,  whose  ancestors  were  distinguished  for 
frugality,  was  nevertheless,  even  in  the  midst  of 
primitive  Lacedaeinon,  even  in  the  bosom  of 
Temperance  herself,  deformed  with  foul  excess. 
It  was  called  The  Feast  of  the  Nurses.  They  car- 
ried male  infants  to  the  Temple  of  Diana,  and, 
after  exposing  themselves  among  the  tents  where 
the  populace  was  assembled,  fed  them  with  the 
entrails  of  swine,  which  had  been  sacrificed,  and 
with  figs,  vetches,  and  beans.  Their  morals,  we 
may  believe,  were  not  rendered  more  austere  by 
the  fertility  and  invitations  of  a  delicious  climate. 
At  a  distance  from  Taygetos  and  Cithseron,  they 
were  (allow  me  the  expression)  beyond  the  lati- 
tudes of  checking  breezes  from  the  headlands  of 
bluff  morality;  and  the  voice  of  the  Syrens 
sounded  in  ears  sealed  only  to  the  call  of  repre- 
hension and  reproof.  The  hunter  of  Laconia 
would  have  smiled  to  hear  them  imitate  his  shout, 
and  tell  the  trembling  Sybarite,  their  neighbour, 
that  such  were  the  shouts  of  Spartans.  He  would 
have  wondered  that  terror  should  be  excited  in 
another  by  that  which  excited  only  ridicule  in 
himself;  he  would  have  stared  not  a  little  at  the 
start  from  the  couch,  and  the  rustle  of  roses  on 
the  marble  floor. 

Pythagoras  could  not  say,  Abstain  from  the 
city,  abstain  from  the  fellowship  of  the  Taren- 
tines ;  it  would  have  exasperated  them  against 
him ;  but  he  might  have  heard  related  to  him 
some  instance  of  sensuality  which  happened  at 
this  festival,  and  might  have  said  briefly,  yet 
significantly,  Abstain  from  beans.'  Ordinances 
have  often  been  observed  and  commemorated  far 
beyond  the  intent  and  expectation  of  their 
founder.  Certain  it  is  that,  formerly  as  at  present, 
in  the  popular  states  of  Italy,  the  election  and 
rejection  of  magistrates  were  signified  by  beans ; 
and  no  less  evidently  was  it  the  interest  of  the 
philosophical  stranger  to  dissuade  his  auditors 
from  the  concerns  of  state.  This,  while  it  pro- 
cured toleration  and  conciliated  esteem,  intro- 


*    Qu.  whether  any  author  now  extant,  excepting 
Psyllos  in  his  epistle,  mentions  this. 


duced  them  to  such  habitudes  of  close  reflection, 
as  withheld  them  from  being  the  agitators,  and 
fitted  them  to  become,  by  just  degrees,  the  leaders 
of  the  commonwealth.  After  all,  if  they  pursued 
any  other  line  of  conduct,  he  at  least  would  escape 
uncensured,  and  might  complete  without  juridical, 
or,  what  he  would  more  have  deprecated,  popular 
molestation,  his  scheme  of  general  reform. 

'Abstain  from  beans'  we  have  considered  in  a 
moral  and  political,  but  also  in  a  religious  ipoint  ; 
it  may  easily  be  defended,  by  high  authorities. 
However,  I  must  express  my  doubts  whether  in 
the  lifetime  of  Pythagoras  his  followers  abstained 
from  this  article  of  food.  Is  it  not  probable  that 
those  who  came  after  him  took  the  letter  for  the 
spirit,  as  we  know  it  to  have  happened  in  some 
other  doctrines,  and  within  a  century  from  the 
founder's  death!  To  abstain  with  rigour  from 
things  indifferent  (and  from  some  indeed  they 
did  abstain),  may  not  appear  consistent  with  the 
exercise  of  reason.  Arrogant  it  may  be  thought 
in  him  who  commanded,  and  infantine  in  those 
who  obeyed.  But,  in  the  religions  which  have 
continued  the  longest,  certain  foods  (it  is  said) 
are  prohibited  ;  and  the  observance  of  such  pro- 
hibition is  the  moral  cause  of  their  duration.  He 
who  will  not  obey  in  what  is  easy,  will  not  obey 
in  what  is  difficult :  but  the  subjects  of  these 
theocratical  governments  are  every  day  refreshed 
with  the  exercise  of  salutary  compliance.  At  the 
moment  when  a  sense  of  duty  is  liable  to  be  ex- 
tinguished in  others,  in  them  it  is  sure  to  be 
excited :  there  is  piety  if  they  fast ;  if  they  satisfy 
their  hunger  there  is  piety.  It  appears  to  me, 
that  the  wisest  and  most  provident  of  oriental 
legislators  are  in  nothing  more  worthy  of  our 
esteem  and  veneration,  than  in  the  ordinance  of 
these  prohibitions.  Can  we  ascertain  what 
nations  have,  or  what  nations  have  not,  been  can- 
nibals ?  Why  does  it  revolt  more  strongly  against 
our  senses  to  eat  a  man  than  to  kill  one !  The 
crime  in  itself  is  surely  not  so  great.  Nature  has 
fixed  certain  barriers,  of  which  many  seem  fanci- 
fully chosen  and  arranged,  against  the  irruption 
of  our  appetites.  There  are  animals  never 
brought  upon  our  tables,  although  the  flesh  is 
said  to  be  wholesome  and  the  flavour  grateful. 
It  is  needless  to  seek  how  first  it  happened  that 
man  violated  the  semblance  of  himself  and  of  his 
Gods.  Was  it  war,  was  it  fanaticism,  or  was  it 
famine,  that  impelled  him  to  the  accursed  sacri- 
fice ?  Pisander  !  Pisander  !  he  had  tasted  the 
fatness  of  the  lamb  that  he  carried  in  his  bosom : 
be  had  tempted  the  fawn  by  caresses  from  afar  : 
it  had  licked  his  hand,  and  he  had  shed  its  blood ! 

Cannibals  have  been  found  where  food  was 
plentiful :  and  the  savage  does  not  loathe  for  its 
ugliness  the  hugest  serpent.  There  must  be 
something,  and  it  must  be  in  the  brute  creation, 
which  he  shall  fear  to  consume  for  the  impiety  of 
the  deed. 

The  sacrifice  of  a  human  victim  can  only  be  per- 
formed with  the  concurrence  of  prince  or  magis- 
tracy. Of  course  Pythagoras  could  not  oppose  it, 


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PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


consistently  with  hia  profession  of  abstaining  from 
their  concerns.  Nevertheless  he  was  at  liberty  to 
introduce  a  doctrine  which,  as  the  day  of  cultiva- 
tion advanced,  would  undermine  the  pyre  and 
release  the  victim.  The  Druids  were,  and  are, 
and  always  will  be,  barbarous.  Their  order  has 
not  existed  long,  and  will  soon  terminate,  the 
Gauls  being  not  only  the  most  ferocious  of  man- 
kind, but  the  most  suspicious  and  acute ;  they 
are  also  the  most  versatile,  the  most  inconstant, 
and  (what  makes  sad  work  with  solemnities),  on 
the  detection  of  halt  or  blemish,  men  of  irrepres- 
sible mimicry  and  unquenchable  derision.  Those 
in  the  vicinity  of  Massilia  are  free  already  from 
the  furies  of  fanaticism.  Intercourse  with  the 
Tyrrhenians  and  Ligurians  has  humanised  them 
greatly,  and  the  softer  voice  of  Ionia  has  now  per- 
suaded them,  that  the  Gods  can  take  us  when  they 
want  us,  without  wicker  baskets ;  and  that  the 
harp  and  dance  are  as  pleasant  to  them  as  the 
cries  and  agonies  of  dying  men." 

Thus  ends  the  epistle  of  Psyllos ;  and  at  least 
in  the  end  of  it  I  think  we  shall  agree.  His  com- 
fits will  sweeten  my  pomegranate. 


CLXXXII.   ASPASIA   TO  ANAXAGORAS. 

Whatever  may  be  the  partiality  of  your  Massi- 
lian  to  Pythagoras;  it  is  evident  enough  that  the 
philosopher  of  Sainos,  possessing  great  acquired 
intelligence  and  gifted  with  extraordinary  powers 
of  mind,  was  an  intriguer  and  an  impostor.  And 
truly,  0  Anaxagoras,  it  is  much  to  be  desired  that 
others  now  living  were  exempt  from  a  certain 
part  of  such  an  imputation.  Our  friend  Socrates, 
I  am  sorry  to  say,  intimates  to  his  friends  in  pri- 
vate that  he  has  a  kind  of  Genius  always  at  his 
ear,  who  forewarns  him  in  affairs  apparently  the 
most  indifferent.  If  we  consider  it  well,  we  shall 
be  of  opinion  that  there  are  few  things  so  indif- 
ferent as  they  seem  to  us ;  few,  the  consequence 
of  which  may  not,  visibly  or  invisibly,  act  with 
grave  importance  on  the  future.  But  if  a  Genius, 
a  superhuman  power,  were  to  influence  the  actions 
of  any  man,  surely  it  would  be  those  which  must 
necessarily  put  in  motion  the  levers  and  regula- 
tors of  a  commonwealth.  We  are  all  under  the 
guidance  of  a  Deity  if  we  will  let  him  act  on 
us;  but  it  is  as  easy  to  slip  from  under  his 
guidance,  as  it  is  difficult  to  escape  from  the 
penalties  of  our  error.  Already  there  are  some 
who  are  jealous  of  Socrates  and  his  Genius ;  and 
who  perhaps  may  try  hereafter  whether  the 
Genius  will  help  him  to  elude  the  laws.  For 
novelties  in  religion,  as  you  know,  are  not  held 
guiltless ;  and  a  Genius  that  renders  a  man  wiser 
or  better  is  indeed  an  innovator.  As  they  can  not 
catch  him,  I  fear  they  may  lay  their  hands  upon  our 
Socrates. 


CiXXXIH.   ANAXAGORAS   TO   PERICLES. 

It  is  easier  to  answer  the  questions  than  the 
kindnesses  of  your  letter.    I  will  begin  then. 


We  have  not  two  factions  ;  aristocracy  has  kept 
aloof  from  Lampsacos.  The  people  find  them- 
selves so  secure  and  comfortable  under  the  ancient 
laws,  that  they  would  no  more  hazard  any  inno- 
vation, than  they  would  alter  their  course  at  sea 
when  they  were  sailing  with  a  favourable  wind. 
They  hardly  can  be  brought  to  believe  that  any 
nation  hath  abrogatedjtwo  laws  in  twenty  or  thirty 
years,  or  hath  been  obliged  by  prosperity  or  ad- 
versity to  enact  so  many  in  so  brief  a  space  of 
time.  Miletus  was  always  just  to  her  colonies. 
She  has  founded  more  than  sixty ;  and  not  a  single 
one  has  ever  had  reason  to  complain  of  her  exac- 
tions or  restrictions.  All  the  great  empires  that 
have  existed  in  the  world,  Chaldsea,  Babylonia, 
Media,  Persia,  all  these  taken  together,  have  not 
sent  out  the  hundredth  part  of  what  has  gone 
forth  from  the  bosom  of  Miletus.  Surely,  of 
political  glory  this  is  the  highest :  to  rear  care- 
fully a  numerous  family,  educate  it  honestly,  pro- 
tect it  bravely,  and  provide  for  it  plenteously  and 
independently.  Her  citizens  have  more  reason  to 
be  proud  of  this  section  in  their  polity,  than  some 
others  who  are  much  powerfuller.  Would  not 
every  mother  wish  to  see  her  own  features  in  her 
daughter!  her  own  constitutional  strength,  her 
own  character,  her  own  prosperity  ?  What  incon- 
sistency then,  what  folly,  what  madness,  for  the 
metropolis  to  wish  otherwise  in  regard  to  her 
colony  !  Is  the  right  arm  stronger  by  rendering 
the  left  weaker?  Gain  we  any  vantage-ground 
against  our  enemy  by  standing  on  the  prostrate 
body  of  our  child  ? 

To  whom  am  I  writing1?  to  Pericles?  yes,  to 
him;  to  the  man  who  best  knows  that  the 
strongest  reasons  of  state  proceed  from  the  mouth 
of  justice. 

And  now  let  me  loose  again.  Seldom  have  I 
written,  and  never  have  I  spoken,  so  long  at  a 
time  on  such  a  subject.  Could  you  ever  draw 
from  me  even  an  opinion  on  these  matters,  in  a  city- 
where  (excepting  myself)  you  alone  preserved  in 
them  your  calmness,  equanimity,  and  composure  ? 
Even  Aspasia,  who  unites  the  wisdom  of  the  heart 
to  the  wisdom  of  the  understanding,  and  has 
more  in  both  than  anyone  else  in  either,  was  some- 
times in  perturbation  at  politics,  and  sometimes  in 
grief. 

A  while  since  I  sent  her  a  dozen  or  more  of  such 
verses  as  our  young  people,  and  others  who  should 
know  better,  are  idle  enough  to  compose  in  the 
open  air.  My  neighbour,  Proxenos  the  Massilian, 
has  been  employed  in  making  a  collection  from 
the  gardens  round  about.  The  greater  part,  he 
tells  me,  are  upon  love  and  flowers,  dews  and  suns, 
stars  and  moons,  evenings  and  mornings,  springs 
and  autumns.  He  observes  that  summer  is  rather 
out  of  favour  with  the  poets;  and  that  where 
winter  is  mentioned,  he  has  often  found  the  whole 
composition  scored  across  with  a  nail,  or  with  a 
piece  of  tile,  or  defaced  in  some  other  way  as 
nigh  at  hand.  Proxenos  is  no  poet,  and  there- 
fore it  is  the  more  amusing  to  hear  him  discourse 
on  poetry. 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


433 


"  I  am  sated  with  flowers,"  said  he.  "  The 
Muses  ought  to  keep  out  of  the  market :  if  they 
must  come  into  it,  let  them  not  come  as  green- 
grocers. See,  what  a  large  proportion  in  my  col- 
lection is  upon  flowers  and  foliage,  with  here  and 
there  a  solitary  turtle-dove,  and  a  nightingale 
deplorably  belimed.  A  few  pious  men  indeed 
have  written  in  reverence  of  the  tutelary  God,  and 
have  done  all  they  could  to  repress  the  licentious- 
ness of  the  young  and  thoughtless.  The  best 
inscription  I  have  found  among  them  is  in  the 
garden  of  Mnestheus ;  and  this  perhaps  is  worth 
preservation  rather  for  its  grave  admonition  and 
religious  sentiment  than  its  poetry." 

So  far  Proxenos.  I  do  not  remember  what  were 
those  verses  I  sent  to  Aspasia ;  there  may  be  more 
good  sense  in  these, 

INSCRIPTION  ON  A  PMNTH   IN  THE  GARDEN  OP   MNESTHEUS 
AT  LAMPSACOS. 

Youngsters!  who  write  false  names,  and  slink  behind 

The  honest  garden-god  to  hide  yourselves, 

Take  heed  unto  your  ways  !  the  worshipful 

Requires  from  all  upright  straightforwardness. 

Away,  away  then  subterfuge  with  him  ! 

I  would  not  chide  severely  ;  nor  would  he, 

Unless  ye  thwart  him  ;  for  alike  we  know 

Ye  are  not  childisher  than  elder  folk, 

Who  piously  (in  doing  ill)  believe 

That  every  God  sees  every  man  .  .  but  one. 

CLXXXIV.   ASPASIA   TO   AKAXAGORAS. 

The  style  of  your  Psyllos  is,  I  presume,  Massilian. 
He  walks  heavily  through  high-stemmed  leafy 
flowers.  Does  he  not  deserve  now  this  little  piece 
of  imitation  ] 

Forbear  to  call  it  mockery;  for  mockery  is 
always  rude  and  inhumane. 

Our  friend  Socrates  has  taken  a  wife.  In  every 
danger  he  has  been  thought  singularly  _brave ;  and, 
if  she  is  what  she  is  represented,  the  action  proves 
it.  He  retains  his  custom  of  sitting  in  the  porti- 
coes, and  beckoning  to  passers,  and  conversing  on 
loveliness,  and  commending  equanimity,  and 
driving  the  schoolmen  mad.  Yet  among  the 
Epithalamions,  the  cleverest  is  one  which  cele- 
brates him  for  the  quality  most  remote  from  his 
character.  Thales  and  Pherecydes  and  Pythago- 
ras, and  some  few  more,  would  really  have  made 
Philosophy  domestic.  Our  epithalamiast,  intend- 
ing nothing  satirical,  tells  Socrates  (whom  neither 
celibacy  nor  marriage  have  detained  at  home,  and 
who  never  could  resist  an  opportunity  of  wrang- 
ling, while  a  sophist  or  a  straw  was  before  him) 
that  he  first  brought  Philosophy  from  heaven  into 
private  houses !  I  hope  he  will  find  her  in  his 
own  as  often  as  he  wants  her  :  but  if  he  is  resolved 
to  bring  her  down  into  ours,  such  as  we  have  seen 
her  lately,  the  city  will  be  all  in  a  bustle  with  the 
double-bolting  of  doors. 

Let  the  archons  look  to  it. 

CLXXXV.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

I  have  been  exhorting  Pericles  to  leave  Attica 
for  a  while,  and  to  enjoy  with  me  the  pleasures 


of  retirement  in  the  little  isle  of  Tenos.  He  lis- 
tened to  my  entreaty  with  his  usual  attention  and 
interest,  and  soon  began  to  expatiate  on  the 
charms,  on  the  benefits,  on  the  necessity,  of  re- 
tirement. Without  a  question  I  fancied  I  had 
persuaded  him  to  compliance,  when,  with  an  air 
of  sadness  so  attempered  with  sweetness  as  it 
never  was  in  any  other  man,  he  said  to  me,  "  As- 
pasia !  you  can  create  in  me  as  many  wishes  as 
spring  up  in  the  bosom  of  a  child ;  and  it  is 
partly  by  planting  the  slips  of  your  own  in  mine, 
and  partly  by  the  warmth  of  your  eloquence. 
What  then  must  be  my  sense  of  duty  to  my 
country,  if,  after  all  these  representations,  and  after 
all  my  fatigues  and  injuries,  my  determination  is 
fixed  to  remain  some  time  longer  in  the  city. 
Hereafter  we  may  visit  Tenos :  hereafter  I  may 
drink  of  the  limpid  brook,  before  the  house, 
whose  cold  water  has  reddened  this  hand  when 
you  were  little.  We  will  build  our  navies  on  it : 
we  will  follow  them  along  the  bank,  and  applaud 
them  as  they  clash.  Even  I  foresee  a  perfidy  in 
Aspasia :  she  will  pretend  to  run  as  fast  as  she 
can,  and  yet  let  Pericles  outrun  her.  No,  no ;  that 
kiss  shall  not  obviate  such  duplicity.  Have  I 
no  reason  for  the  suspicion,  when  you  often  have 
let  me  get  the  better  of  you  in  argument  1  An- 
other and  easier  life  may  await  us  there,  when  this 
political  one  is  uncoiled  from  us.  But  our  child 
must  associate  with  the  children  of  the  Athenians  : 
he  must  love  his  father's  friends  ;  he  must  over- 
come and  pardon  his  father's  adversaries.  We 
ought  never  to  buy  happiness  with  our  children's 
fortunes  :  but  happiness  is  not  the  commodity ; 
it  is  desertion,  it  is  evasion,  it  is  sloth.  However, 
there  is  at  last  a  time  when  we  may  hang  up  our 
armour,  and  claim  the  stipend  of  retirement  and 
repose.  Meanwhile  let  us  fix  our  eyes  on  Tenos." 
Whether,  0  Cleone,  we  regard  the  moral  or  the 
material  world,  there  is  a  silent  serenity  in  the 
highest  elevation.  Pericles  appears  the  greater 
when  seen  on  his  solitary  eminence  against  the 
sky.  Power  has  rendered  him  only  more  gracious 
and  compliant,  more  calm  and  taciturn. 


CLXXXVI.    ANAXAGOKAS   TO  ASPASIA. 

Pericles  tells  me  that  you  are  less  tranquil  than 
you  were  formerly,  and  that  he  apprehends  you 
are  affected  not  a  little  by  the  calumnies  of  your 
enemies. 

If  it  is  true  that  there  can  be  no  calumny 
without  malice,  it  is  equally  so  that  there  can  be 
no  malice  without  some  desirable  quality  to  excite 
it.  Make  up  your  mind,  Aspasia,  to  pay  the 
double  rate  of  rank  and  genius.  It  is  much  to 
be  the  wife  of  Pericles ;  it  is  more  to  be  Aspasia. 
Names  that  lie  upon  the  ground  are  not  easily 
set  on  fire  by  the  torch  of  Envy,  but  those  quickly 
catch  it  which  are  raised  up  by  fame,  or  wave  to 
the  breeze  of  prosperity.  Everyone  that  passes 
is  ready  to  give  them  a  shake  and  a  rip;  for 
there  are  few  either  so  busy  or  so  idle  as  not  to 
lend  a  hand  at  undoing. 


434 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


You,  Pericles,  and  myself,  have  a  world  of  our 
own,  into  which  no  Athenian  can  enter  without 
our  permission.  Study,  philosophise,  write  poetry. 
These  things  I  know  are  difficult  when  there  is  a 
noise  in  the  brain;  but  begin,  and  the  noise 
ceases.  The  mind,  slow  in  its  ascent  at  first, 
accelerates  every  moment,  and  is  soon  above  the 
hearing  of  frogs  and  the  sight  of  brambles. 

CLXXXVII.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEOKB. 

A  pestilence  has  broken  out  in  the  city,  so 
virulent  in  its  character,  so  rapid  in  its  progress, 
so  intractable  to  medicine,  that  Pericles,  in  despite 
of  my  remonstrances  and  prayers,  insisted  on  my 
departure.  He  told  me  that,  if  I  delayed  it  a 
single  day,  his  influence  might  be  insufficient  to 
obtain  me  a  reception  in  any  town,  or  any  hamlet, 
throughout  the  whole  of  Greece.  He  has  promised 
to  write  to  me  daily,  but  he  declared  he  could 
not  assure  me  that  his  letters  would  come  regu- 
larly, although  he  purposes  to  send  them  secretly 
by  the  shepherds,  fumigated  and  dipped  in  oil 
before  they  depart  from  Athens.  He  has  several 
farms  in  Thessaly  under  Mount  Ossa,  near  Sicu- 
rion.  Here  I  am,  a  few  stadions  from  the  walls. 
Never  did  I  breathe  so  pure  an  air,  so  refreshing 
in  the  midst  of  summer.  And  the  lips  of  my 
little  Pericles  are  ruddier  and  softer  and  sweeter 
than  before.  Nothing  is  wanting,  but  that  he 
were  less  like  me,  and  more  like  his  father.  He 
would  have  all  my  thoughts  to  himself,  were 
Pericles  not  absent. 


CLXXXVIII.    CLEONE   TO  ASPASIA. 

Aspasia  !  I  will  not  allow  either  the  little  Peri- 
cles, or  the  great  one,  or  both  together,  to  possess 
all  your  thoughts.  Nay,  your  letter  itself  con- 
tradicts you.  Cleone  and  the  plague  must  inter- 
cept and  divide  them  occasionally. 

Pestilences  are  maladies  that  rage  with  more 
violence  than  others,  but,  like  all  violent  things, 
soon  pass  away.  The  worst  effects  of  them  are 
the  seditions,  and  other  sad  irregularities,  that 
always  burst  forth  when  the  banner  of  Death  is 
unfurled  in  a  populous  city.  But  it  is  mostly  the 
intemperate  that  are  swept  away. 

Alas  !  I  must  not  dissemble  the  magnitude  of 
the  danger ;  for  I  know  your  resolution,  I  might 
say  rashness.  What  I  have  written  is  true  ;  but 
I  am  most  afraid  that  you  will  not  fear  enough. 
Keep  up  your  courage  where  you  are ;  do  not 
exert  it  anywhere  else. 

CLXXXIX.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Cleone  !  Cleone  !  if  you  could  but  see  Athens, 
you  would  find  it  a  ditch  to  throw  all  your  dog- 
mas into.  The  pestilence  has  not  only  seized  'the 
intemperate,  but,  like  that  which  Chryses  impre- 
cated on  the  Greeks  before  Troy,  smitten  nobler 
heads  after  the  viler.  Pericles  himself  has  not 
escaped  it.  He  refused  to  abstain  from  appearing 


in  the  assemblies  of  the  people,  and  among  the 
consultations  to  regulate  (as  far  as  might  be)  the 
burial  and  burning  of  the  dead.  His  temperance 
and  courage,  the  most  efficacious  preservatives 
against  contagion,  failed  at  length  in  the  effect. 
The  fever  seized  him,  and  although  he  has  risen 
from  his  bed  free  from  all  symptoms  of  the  dis- 
temper, his  strength  is  impaired,  and  many 
years  (he  tells  me)  seem  to  have  crowded  into  a 
few  days. 


CXO.   ANAXAGORAS   TO  ASPASIA. 

Behold,  0  Aspasia !  I  send  you  verses.  They 
certainly  are  less  valuable  than  some  in  your  col- 
lection, but,  to  make  up  the  difference,  I  inclose  a 
cockle-shell. 

Beauty  !  thpu  art  a  wanderer  on  the  earth, 
And  hast  no  temple  in  the  fairest  isle 

Or  eity  over-sea,  where  Wealth  and  Mirth 
And  all  the  Graces,  all  the  Muses,  smile. 

Yet  these  have  always  nurst  thee,  with  such  fond, 
Such  lasting  love,  that  they  have  followed  up 

Thy  steps  thro'  every  land,  and  placed  beyond 
The  reach  of  thirsty  Time  thy  nectar-cup. 

Thou  art  a  wanderer,  Beauty !  like  the  rays 
That  now  upon  the  platan,  now  upon 

The  sleepy  lake,  glance  quick  or  idly  gaze, 
And  now  are  manifold  and  now  are  none. 

I  have  call'd,  panting,  after  thee,  and  thou 

Hast  turn'd  and  look'd  and  said  some  pretty  word, 

Parting  the  hair,  perhaps,  upon  my  brow, 
And  telling  me  none  ever  was  preferr'd. 

In  more  than  one  bright  form  hast  thou  appear'd, 
In  more  than  one  sweet  dialect  hast  spoken : 

Beauty !  thy  spells  the  heart  within  me  heard, 
Griev'd  that  they  bound  it,  grieves  that  they  are 
broken. 

AH  the  verbiage  which  you  will  find  below  I 
found  rudely  scrawled  on  a  stone-table,  in  the 
garden  of  my  next  neighbour  Pannenio.  I  per- 
ceive it  to  be  of  little  worth  by  this  ;  it  has  found 
an  imitator,  or  rather  a  correspondent :  yet,  as  he, 
writes  angrily,  it  may  not  be  much  amiss. 

These  are  scratched  under  the  preceding. 

I  have  some  merit  too,  old  man  ! 

And  show  me  greater  if  you  can. 

I  always  took  what  Beauty  gave, 

Nor,  when  she  snatch'd  it  back,  look'd  grave. 

Us  modest  youths  it  most  beseems 

To  drink  from  out  the  running  streams : 

Love  on  their  banks  delights  to  dwell  .  .  . 

The  bucket  of  the  household  well 

He  never  tugs  at,  thinking  fit 

Only  to  quench  his  torch  in  it. 

Shameless  old  fellow !  do  you  boast 

Of  conquests  upon  every  coast  ? 

I,  O  ye  Gods !  should  be  content 

(Yea,  after  all  the  sighs  I've  spent, 

The  sighs,  and,  what  is  yet  more  hard, 

The  minus,  talents,  gone  in  nard  .') 

With  only  one  :  I  would  confine 

Meekly  this  homesick  heart  of  mine 

Twixt  Lampsacos  and  Hammon's  shrine. 


CXCI.    ASPASIA  TO    ANAXAGORAS. 

It  is  really  odd  enough  that  no  temple  or  altar 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


435 


•was  ever  dedicated  to  Beauty.  Vengeance  and 
other  such  personages,  whom  we,  Anaxagoras, 
venture  occasionally  to  call  allegorical,  have  altars 
enow,  and  more  than  enow  of  worshippers. 

Whatever,  in  your  satirical  mood,  you  may 
think  about  the  cockle-shell,  I  shall  always  value 
it,  as  much  nearly  as  the  verses,  and  I  have  ordered 
it  to  be  made  into  a  clasp  for  them.  Taunt  me 
then  as  often  as  you  please  :  it  will  be  like  girls 
pelting  with  roses  :  if  there  is  any  harm  done,  it 
is  only  to  the  fingers  of  the  pelter. 

CXCII.   ASPASIA   TO   PERICLES. 

Now  the  fever  is  raging,  and  we  are  separated, 
my  comfort  and  delight  is  in  our  little  Pericles. 
The  letters  you  send  me  come  less  frequently,  but 
I  know  you  write  whenever  your  duties  will  allow 
you,  and  whenever  men  are  found  courageous 
enough  to  take  charge  of  them.  Although  you 
preserved  with  little  care  the  speeches  you  de- 
livered formerly,  yet  you  promised  me  a  copy  of 
the  latter,  and  as  many  of  the  earlier  as  you  could 
collect  among  your  friends.  Let  me  have  them 
as  soon  as  possible.  Whatever  bears  the  traces  of 
your  hand,  is  precious  to  me  :  how  greatly  more 
precious  what  is  imprest  with  your  genius,  what 
you  have  meditated  and  spoken  !  I  shall  see  your 
calm  thoughtful  face  while  I  am  reading,  and  will 
be  cautious  not  to  read  aloud  lest  I  lose  the  illusion 
of  your  voice. 

CXCIII.    PERICLES   TO   ASPASIA. 

Aspasia !  do  you  know  what  you  have  asked  of 
me  1  Would  you  accept  it,  if  you  thought  it  might 
make  you  love  me  less  ?  Must  your  affections  be 
thus  loosened  from  me,  that  the  separation,  which 
the  pestilence  may  render  an  eternal  one,  may  be 
somewhat  mitigated  ]  I  send  you  the  papers. 
The  value  will  be  small  to  you,  and  indeed  would 
be  small  to  others,  were  it  possible  that  they  could 
fall  into  any  hands  but  yours.  Remember  the 
situation  in  which  my  birth  and  breeding  and 
bent  of  mind  have  placed  me  :  remember  the 
powerful  rivals  I  have  had  to  contend  with,  their 
celebrity,  their  popularity,  their  genius,  and  their 
perseverance.  You  know  how  often  I  have  re- 
gretted the  necessity  of  obtaining  the  banishment 
of  Cimon,  a  man  more  similar  to  myself  than  any 
other.  I  doubt  whether  he  had  quite  the  same 
management  of  his  thoughts  and  words,  but  he 
was  adorned  with  every  grace,  every  virtue,  and 
invested  by  Nature  with  every  high  function  of 
the  soul.  We  happened  to  be  placed  by  our  fel- 
low-citizens at  the  head  of  two  adverse  factions. 
Son  of  the  greatest  man  in  our  annals,  he  was 
courted  and  promoted  by  the  aristocracy  :  I,  of  a 
family  no  less  distinguished,  was  opposed  to  him 
by  the  body  of  the  people.  You  must  have  ob- 
served, Aspasia,  that  although  one  of  the  popu- 
lace may  in  turbulent  times  be  the  possessor  of 
great  power,  it  rarely  has  happened  that  he 
retained  it  long,  or  without  many  sanguinary 


struggles.  Moroseness  is  the  evening  of  turbu- 
lence. Every  man  after  a  while  begins  to  think 
himself  as  capable  of  governing  as  one  (whoever 
he  may  be)  taken  from  his  own  rank.  Amid  all 
the  claims  and  pretensions  of  the  ignorant  and 
discontented,  the  eyes  of  a  few  begin  to  be  turned 
complacently  toward  the  more  courteous  demean- 
our of  some  well-born  citizen,  who  presently  has 
an  opportunity  of  conciliating  many  more,  by 
affability,  liberality,  eloquence,  commiseration, 
diffidence,  and  disinterestedness.  Part  of  these 
must  be  real,  part  may  not  be.  Shortly  afterward 
he  gains  nearly  all  the  rest  of  the  citizens  by  de- 
serting his  order  for  theirs :  his  own  party  will 
not  be  left-  behind,  but  adheres  to  him  bravely,  to 
prove  they  are  not  ashamed  of  their  choice,  and  to 
avoid  the  imputation  of  inconsistency. 

Aspasia !  I  have  done  with  these  cares,  with 
these  reflections.  Little  of  life  is  remaining,  but 
my  happiness  will  be  coetaneous  with  it,  and  my 
renown  will  survive  it :  for  there  is  no  example  of 
any  who  has  governed  a  state  so  long,  without  a 
single  act  of  revenge  or  malice,  of  cruelty  or  seve- 
rity. In  the  thirty-seven  years  of  my  administra- 
tion I  have  caused  no  citizen  to  put  on  mourning. 
On  this  rock,  0  Aspasia !  stand  my  Propylsea  and 
my  Parthenon. 

OXOIV.    ASPASIA   TO    PERICLES. 

Gratitude  to  the  immortal  Gods  overpowers 
every  other  impulse  of  my  breast.  You  are 
safe. 

Pericles  !  0  my  Pericles  !  come  into  this  purer 
air !  live  life  over  again  in  the  smiles  of  your 
child,  in  the  devotion  of  your  Aspasia  !  Why  did 
you  fear  for  me  the  plague  within  the  city,  the 
Spartans  round  it  1  why  did  you  exact  the  vow  at 
parting,  that  nothing  but  your  command  should 
recall  me  again  to  Athens?  Why  did  I  ever 
make  it  1  Cruel !  to  refuse  me  the  full  enjoyment 
of  your  recovered  health !  crueller  to  keep  me  in 
ignorance  of  its  decline  !  The  happiest  of  pillows 
is  not  that  which  Love  first  presses ;  it  is  that 
which  Death  has  frowned  on  and  past  over. 

OXCV.    ANAXAGORAS   TO  ASPASIA. 

Have  you  never  observed,  0  most  observant 
Aspasia,  that  there  are  many  things  which  we  can 
say  in  writing,  and  which  we  can  not  so  well  de- 
liver in  speech,  even  to  our  nearest  friend  1  During 
all  the  time  of  my  residence  with  you  and  Peri- 
cles, intimate  as  was  our  familiarity  from  the 
commencement,  never  once  did  either  of  you 
express  a  wish  to  hear  the  reason  why  I  left  my 
countrymen  for  strangers.  The  dislike  I  always 
had  to  relate  my  concerns,  and  to  present  my 
features  for  inspection,  withheld  me  from  the 
narrative :  and  delicacy  withheld  you  from 
inquiry. 

Come,  I  will  live  over  with  you  now  that  por- 
tion of  my  life  which  I  did  not  live  with  you 
before.  I  would  not  escape  for  refuge  into  crowds : 

F  F  2 


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PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


I  would  not  repair  my  fortune  by  hammering  on 
the  anvil  in  the  Agora  :  I  would  not  (pardon  my 
application  of  our  proverb  at  Clazomenai)  make 
my  purse  of  swine's  ears.  Such  is  the  occupa- 
tion of  those  who  intend  to  profit  by  a  public 
auditory. 

Often  had  I  been  solicited  by  the  worthier  of 
the  citizens  to  appear  in  public,  and  to  lake  a 
part,  if  not  in  the  administration  of  affairs,  at 
least  in  the  debates.  It  ill  suited  my  temper  and 
turn  of  mind.  Ours,  like  most  free  cities,  was 
divided  into  two  factions,  the  aristocratical  and 
democratical.  While  others  were  making  their 
way  forward  to  the  head  of  them,  I  sat  quietly  at 
home,  and,  to  relax  my  mind  occasionally  from 
its  sustained  and  fixed  position  for  loftier  and 
purer  speculations,  meditated  on  the  advantages 
and  disadvantages  of  each  government.  No 
small  quantity  had  I  written  at  last  of  remarks 
and  aphorisms :  behold  a  specimen  :  '  In  most 
cities  the  majority  is  composed  of  the  ignorant, 
the  idle,  and  the  profligate.  In  most  cities,  after 
a  time,  there  are  enough  of  bad  citizens  to  sub- 
vert good  laws.  Immoral  life  in  one  leader  of  the 
people  is  more  pernicious  than  a  whole  streetful 
of  impurities  in  the  lower  quarters  of  the  com- 
munity, seeing  that  streams,  foul  or  fair,  can  not 
flow  upward.' 

Be  sure,  Aspasia,  I  never  promulgated  such 
perilous  doctrines.  To  prove  that  I  was  erroneous 
in  the  two  first  positions,  the  citizens  would  have 
poisoned  or  stoned  me,  and  their  orators  would 
clearly  show  my  unfitness  to  give  advice,  in  my 
attempting  to  demonstrate  no  more  important  or 
novel  a  truth  than  that  water  can  not  run  up  a 
mountain.  Such  is  the  employment,  such  the 
ingenuity  and  sincerity  of  eloquence. 

I  was  inclined  to  the  democracy,  because  I 
knew  that  all  government  ought  to  be  chiefly 
for  the  advantage  of  the  many ;  but  when  I  con- 
sidered long  and  attentively  its  operations  and 
effects,  I  began  to  doubt  whether  the  people  are 
more  likely  to  know  their  interests  than  the 
aristocracy  are  to  promote  them.  Immovable 
property  is  the  only  sure  pledge  for  political 
equity,  and  the  holders  are  not  at  all  times  ready 
to  offer  it.  Merchants  are  the  worst  of  adven- 
turers and  gamesters,  because  their  native  land 
is  not  their  country.  They  are  the  sucklings  of 
an  alien,  and  love  her  best  who  gives  them'  nu- 
triment. Their  preponderance  in  a  state  will 
invariably  be  its  subversion. 

I  intended  to  speak  of  myself,  but  you  see  I 
can  not  keep  to  my  theme  ;  it  soon  tires  me  .  . 
soon  escapes  me.  The  scanty  streamlet  has  run 
but  a  little  way,  and  is  lost  among  the  sands.  A 
few  words  more,  however.  Before  I  left  my  coun- 
try, I  offered  some  brief  observations  on  important 
matters,  then  in  discussion,  to  persons  in  autho- 
rity. Do  I  much  over-estimate  my  solidity  of 
intellect,  my  range  of  comprehension,  or  my  clear- 
ness of  discernment,  in  believing  that  all  these 
qualities  in  me,  however  imperfect,  are  somewhat 
more  than  equivalent  to  theirs  1  I  concealed  this 


truth  from  them,  if  truth  it  be,  and  told  them 
only  what  I  thought  it  was  their  interest,  and 
would  surely  be  their  intention,  to  perform.  They 
rewarded  me  by  suffering  me  to  depart  in  peace, 
unanswered  and  unnoticed.  We  might  imagine 
that  advice,  like  manure,  is  only  good  and  appli- 
cable when  it  has  lain  a  long  while  by.  He  reasons 
ill  who  reasons  with  a  bad  reasoner  .  .  he  walks 
on  chaff,  and  tires  himself  without  progress  and 
without  impression.  I  never  expostulate  with  the 
self-sufficient ;  but  on  this  occasion  I  desired  a 
friend  of  theirs  to  inquire  of  them  whether  they 
thought  a  conflagration  in  Clazomenai  would  only 
warm  their  baths  and  cook  their  dinners.  Had 
I  been  willing  to  abuse  my  faculties,  it  would  have 
been  an  easy  matter  for  me  to  have  swept  them 
from  their  places,  and  to  have  assumed  the 
highest ;  for  the  rapacious  has  no  hold  upon  the 
people,  and  vulgar  manners  in  the  candidate  for 
office  are  no  recommendation  even  to  vulgar  men. 
Here  ended  my  life  in  my  own  country. 

CXCVI.   CLEONE  TO  ASPASIA. 

It  has  been  wisely  said  that  Virtue  hath  only 
to  be  seen  to  be  beloved  :  but  unwisely,  that  Vice 
hath  only  to  be  seen  to  be  hated.  Certain  it  is 
that  the  more  habituated  we  are  to  the  contem- 
plation of  a  pure  and  placid  life,  the  more  do  we 
delight  in  it.  I  wish  it  were  equally  so  that  every 
glance  at  Vice  loosens  a  feather  from  her  plumage, 
and  that  on  a  nearer  approach  and  more  stedfast 
observation  she  grows  hideous.  Proofs  to  the  con- 
trary come  before  us  every  day. 

Eupolisand  Mnesilochosand  Calliasand  Cratinos, 
like  most  other  authors,  are  indifferent  to  any 
result  from  their  writings  but  popularity  and 
emolument.  A/id  we  are  informed  here  at  Miletus 
that  several  of  your  philosophers  are  now  employ- 
ing a  language,  on  the  powers  and  provinces  of  love, 
far  more  seductive  to  the  passions  of  their  youthful 
auditors  than  the  most  indecent  of  theatrical 
ribaldry.  For  surely  there  is  little  seductive  in 
a  boisterous  jocularity,  that  seizes  and  holds  down 
the  hand  from  the  painfully  blushing  forehead,  and 
forces  the  eyes  to  see  what  they  would  shun. 
Ionian  manners,  I  am  afraid,  are  as  licentious  as 
the  Athenian :  but  ours  are  become  so  by  our  inter- 
course with  the  Persians,  the  Athenian  by  theirs 
with  the  Philosophers.  It  is  only  of  late  that  such 
poisonous  perfumery  has  had  this  influence  on  the 
brain ;  it  is  only  since  the  departure  of  the  sedate 
unostentatious  Anaxagoras,  that  syllogists  have 
snapped  their  fingers  at  experiment.  Against  such 
men  the  arrows  of  ridicule  are  well  directed  :  but 
these  arrows  fall  harmlessly  from  flowing  robes;  and 
indeed  the  purple  dye  is  everywhere  a  panacea. 

CXCVII.    ANAXAGORAS   TO   PERICLES. 

Thanks,  0  Pericles,  for  your  provident  care  of 
me  !  Povident  do  I  say  ?  no,  anything  but  that  ; 
kind,  generous,  profuse ;  but  if  you  really  saw  the 
extent  of  my  wants,  you  would  only  send  me 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


437 


notice  that  you  and  those  about  you  are  well  and 
happy. 

The  fever  which  has  broken  out  in  your  city 
will  certainly  spare  you  if  you  reside  in  the 
Acropolis  :  and  yet  you  tell  me  that  you  are  re- 
solved on  taking  no  such  [precaution,  lest  you 
should  appear  to  claim  an  exemption  from  the 
common  peril. 

What  prudent  men  were  my  enemies  in  Athens, 
to  send  me  back  hither !  they  would  not  let  me 
live  nor  die  among  them  ! 

You  have  little  curiosity  to  know  anything  about 
private  men  and  retired  places.  Nevertheless  I 
will  tell  you  and  Aspasia  what  is  Lampsacos. 

Shrimps  and  oysters  are  the  lower  order  of  the 
inhabitants :  and  these,  it  is  pretended,  have  reason 
to  complain  of  the  aristocracy  above  them.  The 
aristocracy  on  their  side  contend  that  such  com- 
plaints are  idle  and  unfounded ;  that  they  are  well 
fed  and  well  clothed,  and  that  the  worst  that  ever 
happens  to  them  is  to  be  taken  out  of  their  beds, 
and  to  be  banded,  marshalled,  and  embarked,  in 
the  service  of  their  country.  In  few  more  words, 
we  all  are  either  fishermen  or  vine-dressers.  I 
myself  am  a  chief  proprietor ;  my  tenement  is 
small,  but  my  vineyard  is  as  spacious  as  any  about. 
It  is  nearly  a  hundred  of  my  paces  broad :  its 
length  I  cannot  tell  you,  for  in  this  direction  it  is 
too  steep  for  me  to  walk  up  it.  My  neighbours 
have  informed  me  that  there  is  a  fine  spacious 
view  of  the  Hellespont  and  headlands  from  the 
summit.  I  only  know  that  there  is  a  noble  God, 
a  century  old  at  the  least  .  .  he  who  protects  our 
gardens  and  vines.  An  image  of  him  stands 
either  at  the  top  or  the  bottom  of  every  avenue  in 
the  vicinity.  He  frowns  in  many  of  them  ;  yet, 
amid  all  his  threats,  there  is  in  his  good-humoured 
gravity  something  like  a  half-invitation.  The 
boys  and  girls  write  verses  under  him,  very  dero- 
gatory to  his  power  and  dignity.  They  usually 
write  them,  I  understand,  in  one  another's  name; 
just  as  if  he  could  not  find  them  out,  and  would 
not  punish  them  in  due  season.  Enough  of  this : 
I  have  somewhat  less  to  say  about  myself.  The 
people  love  me,  for  I  am  no  philosopher  here,  and 
have  scarcely  a  book  in  the  house.  I  begin  to 
find  that  eyes  are  valuables  and  books  utensils. 
Sitting  at  my  door,  I  am  amused  at  the  whistle  of 
curlews,  and  at  their  contentions  and  evolutions, 
for  a  better  possession  than  a  rabble's  ear.  Some- 
times I  go  down,  and  enjoy  a  slumber  on  the  soft 
deep  sands ;  an  unexpected  whisper  and  gentle 
flap  on  the  face  from  the  passing  breeze  awakens 
me,  or  a  startling  plash  from  the  cumbersome 
wave  as  it  approaches  nearer.  Idleness  is  as  dear 
to  me,  reflection  as  intense,  and  friendship 'as  warm 
as  ever.  Yes,  Pericles  !  Friendship  may  pause, 
may  question,  may  agonize,  but  her  semblance 
alone  can  perish. 

My  moon  is  in  the  last  quarter,  and  my  days 
ought  now  to  be  serene :  they  are  so.  Be  yours  no 
less ;  yours  and  Aspasia's  ! 


CXCVIII.    PERICLES    TO   ASPASIA. 


One  true  and  solid  blessing  I  owe  to  my  popu- 
larity. Seldom  is  it  that  popularity  has  afforded 
any  man  more  than  a  fallacious  one.  Late  wisdom, 
and  dearly  bought,  is  mine,  Aspasia  !  But  I  am 
delaying  your  delight,  at  one  moment  by  the 
hurry  of  my  spirits,  at  another  by  the  intensity  of 
my  reflections.  Our  Pericles  is  Athenian  in 
privileges  as  in  birth.  I  have  obtained  a  law  to 
revoke  a  former  one  enforced  by  me  .  .  and  felt 
no  shame.  If  I  could  hope  that  other  statesmen 
would  take  example  from  my  faults,  if  I  could 
hope  that  at  any  future  time  they  would  cease  to 
be  opinionative,  imperious,  and  self-willed,  mis- 
taking the  eminence  of  station  for  the  supremacy 
of  wisdom,  I  would  entreat  them  to  urge  no 
measure  in  which  might  be  traced  the  faintest 
sign  of  malice  or  resentment,  whether  in  regard  to 
parties  or  private  men.  But  alas  !  the  inferior 
part  of  man  is  the  stronger :  we  cannot  cut  the 
centaur  in  twain  :  we  must  take  him  as  we  find 
him  composed,  and  derive  all  the  advantage  we 
can  both  from  his  strength  and  his  weakness. 

I  am  growing  the  politician  again,  when  I  should 
be  the  husband  and  father. 

The  odious  law,  the  weight  of  which  I  drew 
upon  my  own  head,*  is  abrogated.  The  children 
of  women  not  Athenian  are  declared  free  citizens. 
Many  good  men,  many  good  mothers,  have 
mourned  the  degradation  of  theirs  through  my 
severity. 

How  dear,  above  the  sweetest  of  Spring,  are  the 
blossoms  that  appear  in  the  less  genial  hours  of 
winter !  how  dear,  above  earth,  above  all  things 
upon  earth  (Aspasia  will  pardon  this,  whether  true 
or  false),  is  our  little  Pericles !  Am  I  dreaming 
when  I  imagine  I  see  this  beautiful  boy,  with 
Health  and  Hope  beside  him,  kneeling  on  the 
border  of  the  tomb,  and  raising  up  from  it  a  whole 
family,  in  long  perspective  !  We  were  gone,  I 
thought,  we  were  lost  for  ever.  The  powerful 
father  merged  his  whole  progeny  in  utter  darkness; 
an  infant  shall  reclaim  it. 

No  longer  is  there  a  cloud  upon  my  brow  !  no 
longer  is  there,  I  am  apt  to  think,  a  pestilence  in 
Athens. 

*  It  is  stated  in  every  Life  of  Pericles  that  he  obtained 
the  enactment  of  it.  This  is  incorrect.  The  law  was  an 
ancient  one,  and  required  fresh  vigour  and  vigilant  obser- 
vance at  a  time  when  hostilities  were  imminent,  and  when 
many  thousands  were  residing  in  the  city  who  would 
otherwise  have  claimed  a  right  to  vote  as  citizens,  while 
their  connexions  were  to  be  found  among  the  inveterate 
enemies  or  the  seceding  allies  of  Athens.  Long  antece- 
dently to  the  administration  of  Pericles,  it  appears  that  at 
a  certain  age  the  illegitimate  were  assembled  at  Cynosargcs, 
in  the  wrestling-ring  dedicated  to  Hercules,  who  himself 
was  in  that  predicament :  and  these  alone  entered  it.  On 
which  occasion  Themistocles,  his  mother  being  a  Thracian, 
gave  the  earliest  proof  of  his  astuteness,  by  inviting  some 
of  unmixed  blood  and  aristocratical  lineage  to  wrestle 
with  him.  It  is  far  from  improbable  that  Pericles  insisted 
the  rather  on  the  execution  of  this  law  in  opposition  to 
Cimon,  whose  father  Miltiades  had  married  the  daughter 
of  Oloros,  a  prince  of  Thrace,  and  who  himself  was  de- 
scended also  from  a  ruler  of  that  nation. 


433 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


CXCIX.  ASPASIA  TO  PERICLES. 


Blessings  on  the  generosity  of  the  Athenians 
blessings  a  thousaud-fold  on  the  paternal  heart  oi 
Pericles ! 

0  Pericles  !  how  wrong  are  all  who  do  not  for 
ever  follow  Love,  under  one  form  or  other  !  There 
is  no  God  but  he,  the  fratner,  the  preserver  of  the 
world,  the  pure  Intelligence  !  All  wisdom  that  is 
not  enlightened  and  guided  by  him  is  perturbed 
and  perverted.  He  will  shed,  0  my  husband,  his 
brightest  tints  over  our  autumnal  days.  Were  we 
ever  happy  until  now?  Ah  yes,  we  were  .  .  but 
undeserving.  A  fresh  fountain  opens  before  us, 
subject  to  no  droughts,  no  overflowings.  How 
gladly,  how  gratefully,  do  I  offer  to  immortal  Love 
the  first  libation ! 

Come  hither,  my  sweet  child  !  come  hither  to 
my  heart !  thou  art  man,  thou  art  Athenian,  thou 
art  free.  We  are  now  beyond  the  reach,  beyond 
the  uttermost  scope  and  vision,  of  Calamity. 


CO.   ASPASIA    TO   CLEONE. 

Alcibiades  is  grown  up  to  the  highest  beauty  of 
adolescence.  I  think  I  should  be  enamoured  of 
him  were  I  a  girl,  and  disengaged.  No,  Cleone  ! 
the  so  easy  mention  of  him  proves  to  me  that  I 
never  should  be.  He  is  petulant,  arrogant,  im- 
petuous, and  inconsistent.  Pericles  was  always 
desirous  that  he  should  study  oratory,  in  order 
that  it  might  keep  him  at  home,  gratify  his  vanity 
the  most  perfectly  and  compendiously,  and  render 
him  master  of  his  own  thoughtsand  those  of  others. 
He  plainly  told  Pericles  that  he  could  learn  little 
from  him  except  dissimulation. 

"  Even  that,"  replied  Pericles,  "  is  useful  and 
necessary :  it  proceeds  from  self-command.  Simu- 
lation, on  the  contrary,  is  falsehood,  and  easily 
acquired  by  the  meanest  intellect.  A  powerful 
man  often  dissembles :  he  stands  erect  in  the 
course  of  glory,  with  open  brow  but  with  breath 
feupprest :  the  feebler  mind  is  ready  to  take  refuge 
in  its  poverty,  under  the  sordid  garb  of  whining 
simulation." 

He  then  remarked  to  Pericles,  that  his  oratory 
was  somewhat  like  his  economy,  wanting  in 
copiousness  and  display. 

"  Alcibiades !"  said  my  husband,  "  it  is  particu- 
larly this  part  of  it  which  I  could  wish  you  to 
adopt.  In  oratory  there  are  few  who  can  afford 
to  be  frugal :  in  economy  there  are  few  who  can 
afford  to  act  otherwise  than  frugally.  I  am  a 
public  man,  and  it  little  becomes  me  to  leave 
room  for  suspicion  that,  by  managing  ill  my  own 
small  affairs,  I  may  be  negligent  in  the  greater  of 
the  commonwealth.  There  are  kingdoms  in 
Thrace  and  Asia,  where  the  cares  of  government 
are  consigned  to  ministers  or  satraps,  and  where 
it  shall  be  thought  honourable  and  glorious  in 
one  of  these  functionaries  to  die  in  debt,  after 
managing  the  treasury.  But  surely  there  is  in 
this  no  proof  whatever  that  he  managed  it  dis- 


creetly :  there  is  a  fair  presumption  that,  neglect- 
ing his  household,  he  left  the  community  in  worse 
disorder.  Unquestionably  he  was  a  dishonest 
man,  to  incur  a  debt  beyond  the  extent  of  his 
estate.  Forbearance  from  accumulation  in  his 
own  house,  is  hardly  to  be  deemed  a  merit  by  the 
most  inconsiderate,  in  one  who  can  unlock  the 
treasury  to  every  relative,  every  friend,  every 
associate,  and  every  dependant.  Such  persons 
will  generally  be  found  to  have  been  gamesters 
and  prodigals,  and  to  have  entrusted  the  subordi- 
nate branches  of  public  concerns  to  servants,  as 
unfaithful  and  improvident  as  those  menials  who 
administered  their  own  :  and  the  reigns  of  the 
princes  who  employed  them,  if  recorded  at  all, 
are  recorded  as  prodigies  of  expenditure,  profli- 
gacy, and  disaster. 

"  Aristides  died  poor :  but  Ai- vtides  never  was 
rich  :  he  threw  away  nothing  but  his  good  ex- 
ample. And  was  his  the  fault  there  ]  He  was 
frugal,  he  was  provident :  every  action  he  per- 
formed, every  word  he  uttered,  will  excite,  inform, 
and  direct,  remotest  generations.  Thus  indeed 
it  can  not  properly  be  said  that,  however  now 
neglected,  his  example  was  thrown  away.  Like 
the  seeds  of  plants  which  a  beneficent  God  hath 
scattered  throughout  the  earth,  although  many 
fail  to  come  up  soon  after  the  season  of  their 
sowing,  yet  do  they  not  decay  and  perish,  but 
germinate  in  the  sterilest  soils  many  ages  later. 
Aristides  will  be  forefather  to  many  brave  and 
honest  men  not  descended  from  his  lineage  nor 
his  country:  he  will  be  founder  of  more  than 
nations  :  he  will  give  body,  vitality,  and  activity, 
to  sound  principles.  Had  he  merely  been  a  phi- 
losopher, he  could  effect  little  of  this  ;  commander 
as  he  was,  imperial  Persia  served  only  for  a  mir- 
ror to  reflect  his  features  from  Attica  on  the 
world." 

Alcibiades,  in  several  parts  of  this  discourse, 
had  given  signs  of  weariness  and  impatience. 
Pericles  perceived  it,  and  reverted  to  Aristides. 
At  every  word  that  was  now  spoken  he  grew  more 
and  more  animated  :  at  the  close  he  sprang  up, 
seized  the  hand  of  Pericles,  and  told  him  he  would 
listen  as  long  as  he  went  on  in  that  manner. 

'  Speak  to  the  purpose,  as  you  have  begun  to 
do,  and  about  Aristides,  and  I  shall  like  you 
better  than  Aspasia.  I  think,  after  all,  I  may 
perhaps  let  you  be  my  teacher."  He  said  this 
laughing. 

My  husband  replied, 

"  I  will  not  undertake  it,  Alcibiades  !  Perad- 
venture  I  may  offer  you,  from  time  to  time,  a  little 
at  once,  some  serviceable  observations,  some  fruits 
of  my  experience :  but  it  is  only  to  grace  and 
beauty  that  your  restless  intractable  mind  is 
obedient  for  an  hour." 

'Call  me  anything,  do  anything,  or  nothing," 
said  the  youth,  "  if  you  will  only  give  me  such  a 
smile  again." 

'  Go  and  ride  into  the  country,"  said  my  hus- 
band, as  he  was  rising.  "  If  you  retain  your  high 
opinion  of  me  on  your  return,  you  will  find  me  at 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


439 


leisure  to  continue.  I  leave  you,  for  the  present, 
with  Aristides." 

Away  he  went,  without  a  word  more  to  either 
of  us.  When  he  was  out  of  the  apartment, 
Pericles  said,  after  a  thoughtful  and  serious  pause, 

"  He  is  as  beautiful,  playful,  and  uncertain,  as 
any  half-tamed  young  tiger,  feasted  and  caressed 
on  the  royal  carpets  of  Persepolis :  not  even 
Aspasia  will  ever  quite  subdue  him." 

CCI.     CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

I  shall  never  more  be  in  fear  about  you,  my 
Aspasia  !  Frolicsome  and  giddy  as  you  once  ap- 
peared to  me,  at  no  time  of  your  life  could  Alci- 
biades  have  interested  your  affections.  You  will 
be  angry  with  me  when  I  declare  to  you  that  I  do 
not  believe  you  ever  were  in  love.  The  renown 
and  genius  of  Pericles  won  your  imagination  :  his 
preference,  his  fondness,  his  constancy,  hold,  and 
will  for  ever  hold,  your  heart.  The  very  beautiful 
rarely  love  at  all.  Those  precious  images  are 
placed  above  the  reach  of  the  Passions  :  Time 
alone  is  permitted  to  efface  them ;  Time,  the 
father  of  the  Gods,  and  even  their  consumer. 

CCII.    ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

Angry !  yes  indeed,  very  angry  am  I :  but  let 
me  lay  all  my  anger  in  the  right  place.  I  was 
often  jealous  of  your  beauty,  and  I  have  told  you 
so  a  thousand  times.  Nobody  for  many  years 
ever  called  me  so  beautiful  as  Cleone ;  and  when 
some  people  did  begin  to  call  me  so,  I  could  not 
believe  them.  Few  will  allow  the  first  to  be  first; 
but  the  second  and  third  are  universal  favourites. 
We  are  all  insurgents  against  the  despotism  of 
excellence. 

Ah  Cleone  !  if  I  could  divide  my  happiness  with 
you,  I  do  think  I  should  have  much  to  give  you. 
I  would  demand  a  good  deal  of  your  sound  judg- 
ment for  it ;  but  you  should  have  it.  We  both  of 
us  value  our  beauty,  I  suspect,  less  than  we  used 
to  do,  which  is  certainly  wrong  ;  for  whatever  we 
may  be  told,  or  may  tell  ourselves,  we  have  rather 
a  scantier  store  of  it.  However,  we  are  not  yet 
come  to  the  last  loaf  in  the  citadel. 

I  did  not  see  Alcibiades  again,  that  day  or  the 
following.  When  he  came  to  me,  he  told  me  he 
was  ashamed  of  having  said  an  uncivil  thing. 

"  Of  which  are  you  ashamed?"  said  I,  "  0  Alci- 
biades !  for  there  were  several  not  distinguished 
for  courtesy." 

"  As  usual,  in  good  humour,  which  always 
punishes  me,"  said  he.  "But  I  remember  I  made 
a  rude  observation  on  what  lies  within  your  de- 
partment." 

"  Economy  T  said  I. 

Before  he  could  answer  me,  Pericles,  informed 
that  Alcibiades  had  inquired  for  him,  entered 
the  apartment. 

"  I  am  glad  you  are  come  in,"  cried  he,  "  for, 
although  I  have  taken  two  days  to  collect  my 
courage  and  words,  I  think  I  shall  have  more  of 
both,  now  you  arc  present." 


He  then  began  his  apology,  which  Pericles  thus 
interrupted. 

"  Be  prepared  for  chastisement :  I  shall  impose 
a  heavy  mulct  on  your  patience :  I  shall  render 
an  account  to  you  of  my  administration,  and  I 
hope  you  will  permit  it  to  pass. 

"  I  have  a  son,  as  y6*u  know,  in  whose  character 
parsimony  is  not  among  the  more  prominent 
qualities.  I  am  unwilling  to  shock  him  by  it, 
which  is  always  apt  to  occasion  a  rebound  to  the 
opposite  side  :  and  I  am  equally  unwilling  to  offer 
an  example  or  pretext  for  luxury  and  expense. 
My  own  character  will  permit  neither.  I  never 
gave  a  splendid  feast :  I  never  gave  a  sparing  en- 
tertainment :  I  never  closed  my  dining-room  to  a 
man  of  elegant  manners  or  of  sound  information. 
I  have  not  the  ample  fortune  of  our  cousin  Cimon, 
who  always  used  it  magnificently :  and  glad  am  I 
that  I  have  it  not;  for  it  would  oblige  me  to 
receive  many  who  must  disgust  me,  and  who 
would  occupy  more  hours  of  my  leisure  than  I 
can  spare.  My  system  of  domestic  life  has  pro- 
duced me  contentment  and  happiness.  May 
yours,  my  dear  Alcibiades,  whether  like  it  or 
unlike  it,  do  the  same ! " 

"Thank  you!"  said  he  carelessly,  and  added, 
"  But  your  manner  of  speaking,  which  we  first 
began  to  talk  about,  the  other  day,  is  proper  only 
for  yourself :  in  any  other  man  it  would  be  ridi- 
culous. Were  I  to  employ  it,  people  would  be- 
lieve I  assumed  the  character  of  Jupiter  or  Hermes 
walking'  among  mortals.  Aspasia's  is  good 
enough  for  me.  Many  think  her  language  as 
pure  and  elegant  as  yours:  and  I  have  never 
known  it  enrage  and  terrify  men  as  yours  does." 

"  Study  then  Aspasia  in  preference,"  said  he. 
"  You  possess  already  some  of  her  advantages. 
A  beautiful  mouth  is  always  eloquent :  its  defects 
are  taken  for  tropes  and  figures.  Let  us  try 
together  which  can  imitate  her  best.  Neither  of 
us  hath  ever  seen  her  out  of  temper,  or  forgetful 
what  argument  to  urge  first  and  most  forcibly. 
When  we  have  much  to  say,  the  chief  difficulty  is 
to  hold  back  some  favourite  thought,  which 
presses  to  come  on  before  its  time,  and  thereby 
makes  a  confusion  in  the  rest.  If  you  are  master 
of  your  temper,  and  conscious  of  your  superiority, 
the  words  and  thoughts  will  keep  their  ranks,  and 
will  come  into  action  with  all  their  energy,  com- 
pactness, and  weight.  Never  attempt  to  alter 
your  natural  tone  of  voice ;  never  raise  it  above 
its  pitch  :  let  it  at  first  be  somewhat  low  and  slow. 
This  appears  like  diffidence  ;  and  men  are  obliged 
to  listen  the  more  attentively,  that  they  may  hear 
it.  Beginning  with  attention,  they  will  retain  it 
during  the  whole,  speech  :  but  attention  is  with 
difficulty  caught  in  the  course  of  one. 

"  I  am  intruding  a  little  on  the  province  of  As- 
pasia. If  she  approves  of  my  advice,  pursue  it ;  if 
she  disapproves,  be  sure  I  have  spoken  inconsider- 
ately; although  I  fancy  I  have  observed  such  effects 
on  several  occasions." 

He  ceased :  I  enforced  as  well  as  I  could  his 
admonition.  But  Alcibiades,  with  grace  nearly 


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equal,  wants  his  gravity  ;  and,  if  ever  he  should 
be  his  successor  in  the  administration  of  the 
Republic,  he  must  become  so  by  other  methods. 

OC1II.   ANAXAdORAS   TO   ASPASIA. 

Proxenos  is  sailing  back  to  Massilia.  Before 
he  left  us,  he  collected  a  large  cargo  of  Inscrip- 
tions, chiefly  poetical.  In  Massilia  these  matters 
are  curiosities.  The  people,  who  can  not  have 
them  fresh,  are  glad  to  accept  them  dry,  although, 
according  to  Proxenos,  they  are  little  acute  in 
relishing  or  distinguishing  them. 

In  his  last  conversation  with  me,  he  gave  evi- 
dence that,  should  he  ever  fail  as  a  merchant,  he 
hopes  to  make  his  fortune  as  a  critic.  Among 
his  remarks  was  this. 

"  I  can  not  for  my  life  imagine  why  Zephyr  is 
such  a  favourite  with  the  poets." 

I  answered  that  we-  lonians  were  always  shy  of 
him ;  but  that  in  other  parts,  and  especially  to- 
ward Gaul  and  Italy,  he  certainly  was  better  be- 
haved. 

"  Better  behaved  ! "  cried  Proxenos.  "  By  the 
Twins  !  he  hath  split  my  sail  more  than  once." 

To  comfort  him,  I  replied  :  "  He  has  done  that 
with  his  best  friends,  0  Proxenos  ! " 

"  And  no  longer  ago,"  continued  he,  "  than 
last  Boedromion,  he  carried  off  my  nether  garment 
that  was  drying  upon  deck." 

"  Ah !  there,"  said  I,  "mischievous  as  he  is,  he 
could  not  do  the  same  to  them  without  homicide  : 
few  of  them  have  one  to  spare." 

At  the  recollection  of  his  superior  wealth  and 
dignity,  he  grew  composed  again.  The  Gods  grant 
him  a  prosperous  voyage  !  Ere  this  letter  shall 
reach  Athens,  he  must  be  almost  as  far  as  Cythera. 
What  labours  and  perils  do  seafaring  men  un- 
dergo !  What  marvels  are  ships !  They  travel 
in  a  month  farther  than  the  fleetest  horse  can  do ; 
to  such  perfection  have  they  been  brought,  and 
such  confidence  is  there  now  in  human  courage 
and  skill.  As  there  hath  been  little  or  no  im- 
provement in  them  for  some  centuries,  we  may 
suppose  that,  contrary  to  all  other  inventions,  the 
ingenuity  of  mortals  can  do  nothing  more  for  them. 

I  forgot  to  mention  of  Proxenos,  what  may-be 
it  were  better  not  to  mention  at  all,  that  he  is 
reported  to  have  broken  off  the  extremity  of  a 
leaf  or  two  on  some  curious  old  vases,  and  a  par- 
ticle of  a  volute  *  from  a  small  column  at  the 


*  One  Eyles  Irwin,  who  was  not  poor  nor  quite  unedu- 
cated, tella  us  in  his  Travels  that  he  broke  off  a  volute  as 
a  relic  from  what  was  called  Pompey's  Pillar.  This  hap- 
pened so  lately  as  the  last  century.  We  are,  it  seems, 
about  to  remove  from  Egypt  the  obelisk  named  Cleopatra's 
Needle.  Do  we  believe  that  Egypt  is  never  to  come  to  life 
again?  It  may  be  some  hundreds,  it  may  be  some  thou- 
sands of  years ;  but  these  are  to  the  glories  of  Egypt  as 
pounds  are  to  our  national  debt  .  .  itself  so  glorious,  and 
of  which  the  formation  has  constituted  our  glorious  men ! 
Are  we  sure  that  the  Genius  who  created  these  eternal 
works,  derives  no  portion  of  his  beatitude  from  the  hourly 
contemplation  of  them,  in  the  country  where  they  were 
formed  and  fixed  ? 


corner  of  a  lane.  Nothing  can  so  distinctly 
prove,  say  the  Lampsacenes,  that  Proxenos  has  a 
few  drops  of  barbarian  blood  in  him.  Genuine 
Greeks  may  travel  through  all  the  world,  and  see 
every  vase,  every  column,  every  statue,  worth 
seeing  in  its  whole  circumference,  without  a 
thought  of  mutilation.  Those  people  who  can 
not  keep  their  hands  from  violating  the  purest 
works  of  ancient  days,  ought,  if  there  are  not  too 
many  of  them,  to  be  confined  in  separate  cages, 
among  the  untameable  specimens  of  zoology. 

The  Lampsacenes,  you  see  by  this,  are  not 
averse  to  protect  the  Arts. 


CCIV.    CLEONE   TO  ASPASIA. 

I  have  found  eight  verses,  of  which  I  send  you 
only  the  four  last.  So  entirely  do  they  express 
what  I  have  felt,  it  seems  as  if  I  myself  had  com- 
posed them. 

They  who  tell  us  that  love  and  grief  are  with- 
out fancy  and  invention,  never  knew  invention 
and  fancy,  never  felt  grief  and  love. 

The  thorns  that  pierce  most  deep  are  prest 
Only  the  closer  to  the  breast : 
To  dwell  on  them  is  now  relief, 
And  tears  alone  are  balm  to  grief  ! 

You  perhaps  will  like  these  better,  Aspasia ! 
though  very  unlike  in  sentiment  and  expression. 

Pyrrha  !  your  smiles  are  gleams  of  sun 
That  after  one  another  run 
Incessantly,  and  think  it  fun. 

Pyrrha .'  your  tears  are  short  sweet  rain 
That  glimmering  on  the  flower-lit  plain 
Zephyrs  kiss  back  to  heaven  again. 

Pyrrha  !  both  anguish  me :  do  please 
To  shed  but  (if  you  wish  me  ease) 
Twenty  of  those,  and  two  of  these. 


CCV.   ANAXAOORAS   TO   ASPASIA. 

Ships  are  passing  and  repassing  through  the 
Hellespont  all  hours  of  the  day ;  some  of  them 
from  the  Piraeus,  urging  the  allies  of  Athens  to 
come  forward  in  her  defence ;  others  from  the 
Peloponese,  inciting  them  to  rise  up  in  arms,  and 
at  once  to  throw  off  allegiance. 

Would  there  be  half  this  solicitude  in  either  of 
the  belligerents  to  be  virtuous  and  happy,  sup- 
posing it  possible  to  persuade  the  one  or  the 
other  that  she  might  be,  and  without  an  effort  ? 
supposing  it,  in  other  words,  to  be  quite  as  easy 
and  pleasant  to  receive  a  truth  as  an  untruth. 
Would  these  mariners  and  soldiers,  and  those 
statesmen  who  send  them  out,  exert  half  the 
anxiety,  half  the  energy  and  prowess,  to  extinguish 
the  conflagration  of  a  friend's  house  in  the  neigh- 
bourhood, as  they  are  exerting  now  to  lay  in  ashes 
all  the  habitations  that  lie  beyond  it  ?  And  such 
are  brave  men,  such  are  wise  men,  such  are  the 
rulers  of  the  world !  Well  hath  it  been  said  by 
some  old  poet, 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


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Men  let  them  selves  slide  onward  by  degrees 
Into  the  depths  of  madness  ;  one  bold  spring 
Back  from  the  verge,  had  saved  them ;  but  it  seems 
There  dwells  rare  joy  within  it !    O  thou  Sire 
Of  Gods  and  mortals,  let  the  blighting  cloud 
Pass  over  me  !    O  grant  me  wholesome  rest 
And  innocent  uprisings,  although  call'd 
The  only  madman  on  thy  reeling  earth  ! 


CCVI.    ANAXAGOKAS   TO   ASPASIA. 

It  is  well  that  you  are  removed  from  the  city, 
and  that  the  enemies  of  Athens  pay  respect  either 
to  your  birth-place  or  your  wisdom,  either  to  your 
celebrity  or  your  confidence.  I  remember  that, 
speaking  of  the  human  form  and  countenance, 
both  as  existing  in  life  and  represented  in  the 
ideal,  you  remarked  that  the  perfection  of  beauty 
is  what  is  farthest  from  all  similitude  to  the 
brutes.  Surely  then,  in  like  manner,  the  perfec- 
tion of  our  moral  nature  is  in  our  remoteness  from 
all  similitude  to  their  propensities.  Now  the 
worst  propensity  of  the  worst  beasts  is  bloodshed, 
for  which  we  pursue  them  as  nearly  as  we  can  to 
extermination,  but  which  they  never  commit  with 
so  little  urgency,  or  to  so  great  an  extent,  as  we 
do.  Until  we  bring  ourselves  at  least  to  an 
equality  with  them,  we  can  hardly  be  said  to 
have  made  much  progress  in  wisdom.  It  will 
appear  wonderful  and  perhaps  incredible  to  future 
generations,  that  what  are  now  considered  the  two 
highest  gifts  of  man,  oratory  and  poetry,  should 
be  employed,  the  one  chiefly  in  exciting,  the 
other  in  emblazoning,  deeds  of  slaughter  and 
devastation.  If  we  could  see,  in  the  nature  of 
things,  a  child  capable  of  forming  a  live  tiger, 
and  found  him  exercising  his  power  of  doing  it, 
I  think  we  should  say  to  him, 

"  You  might  employ  your  time  better,  child ! " 
But  then,  Aspasia,  we  must  not  be  orators  nor 
poets,  nor  hope  for  any  estimation  in  the  state. 
Beware  how  you  divulge  this  odd  opinion ;  or 
you  may  be  accused,  as  before,  of  crimes  against 
the  purity  of  morals,  against  the  customs  of  our 
forefathers,  and  against  the  established  and  due 
veneration  of  the  Gods.  I  hardly  know  what  I 
am  treading  on,  when  I  make  a  single  step  to- 
ward philosophy.  On  sand  I  fear  it  is;  and, 
whether  the  impression  be  shallow  or  profound, 
the  eternal  tide  of  human  passions  will  cover  and 
efface  it.  There  are  many  who  would  be  vexed 
and  angry  at  this,  and  would  say,  in  the  bitter- 
ness of  their  hearts,  that  they  have  spent  their 
time  in  vain.  Aspasia !  Aspasia !  they  have  indeed, 
if  they  are  angry  or  vext  about  it. 


CCVII.    ANAXAGOKAS   TO   ASPASIA. 

Did  I  tell  you,  0  Aspasia,  we  were  free  and 
remote  from  the  calamities  of  war?  we  were. 
The  flute  and  the  timbrel  and  the  harp  alone 
were  heard  along  our  streets ;  and  the  pavement 
was  bestrewn  with  cistus  and  lavender  and  myrtle, 
which  grow  profusely  on  the  rocks  behind  us. 
Melanthos  had  arrived  from  the  Chersonese  to 
marry  Eurycleia;  and  his  friend  Sosigenes  of 


Corinth  had  determined  to  be  united  on  the  same 
day  with  her  sister  Phanera. 

Those  who  have  seen  them  say  that  they  were 
the  prettiest  girls  in  the  city  :  they  were  also  the 
happiest;  but  less  happy  than  their  lovers,  who 
however  owed  at  present  but  a  part  of  the  hap- 
piness to  either.  They  were  sworn  friends  from 
early  youth,  and  had  not  met  since,  but  always 
had  corresponded. 

Why  can  not  men  draw  a  line  against  war  as 
against  plague,  and  shut  up  the  infected  ?  Instead 
of  which,  they  are  proud  of  being  like  the  dogs 
in  the  worst  feature ;  rushing  forth  into  every 
affray,  and  taking  part  in  it  instantly  with  equal 
animosity.  I  wish  we  had  arrived  at  such  a  de- 
gree of  docility,  and  had  advanced  so  many  steps 
in  improvement,  that  by  degrees  we  might  hope 
to  acquire  anything  better  of  these  good  crea- 
tures. We  have  the  worst  of  every  beast,  and  the 
best  of  none. 

This  is  not,  0  Aspasia  !  my  usual  tone  of  think- 
ing and  discoursing :  nor  is  what  has  happened 
here  among  the  usual  occurrences  of  my  life. 
The  generous  heart  needs  little  to  be  reminded 
what  are  the  embraces  of  young  and  ardent 
friends  ;  and  the  withered  one  could  ill  represent 
them. 

Eurycleia,  in  the  silence  of  fondness,  in  the 
fulness  of  content,  was  holding  the  hand  of  her 
Melanthos.  Love  has  few  moments  more  sweet, 
Philosophy  none  more  calm.  That  moment  was 
interrupted  by  the  entrance  of  Sosigenes;  and 
composure  was  exchanged  for  rapture  by  the 
friendly  soul  of  Melanthos.  Yes,  yes,  Aspasia  ! 
friendship,  even  in  the  young,  may  be  more 
animated  than  love  itself.  It  was  not  long, 
however. 

"  Where  is  Phanera  ] " 

"  I  will  call  her,"  said  Eurycleia,  and  went  out. 

Phanera,  fond  of  ornament,  it  may  be,  and 
ambitious  to  surpass  her  sister  and  enchant  her 
lover,  came  not  speedily,  nor  indeed  did  Eurycleia 
very  soon,  for  it  was  not  at  first  that  she  could 
find  her.  Conversation  had  begun  in  the  mean- 
while about  the  war.  Melanthos  was  a  little 
more  vehement  than  the  mildness  of  his  nature, 
it  is  said,  ever  allowed  him  before,  and  blamed 
the  Corinthians  for  inciting  so  many  states  to 
hostility.  Often  had  Sosigenes  been  looking 
toward  the  door,  expecting  his  Phanera,  and  now 
began  to  grow  impatient.  The  words  of  Melan- 
thos, who  felt  the  cruelty  of  war  chiefly  because 
it  would  separate  the  two  sisters  and  the  two 
friends,  touched  the  pride  of  Sosigenes.  Unable 
to  moderate  his  temper,  now  excited  by  the  ab- 
sence of  Phanera  after  the  sister  had  some  time 
returned,  he  said  fiercely, 

"  It  is  well  to  blame  the  citizens  of  the  noblest 
city  upon  earth,  for  not  enduring  an  indignity. 
It  is  well ;  but  in  slaves  alone,  or  viler  depend- 
ents." 

"Sosigenes!  Sosigenes!"  cried  Melanthos, 
starting  up  and  rushing  toward  him.  At  that 
instant  the  impetuous  Sosigenes,  believing  vio- 


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lence  was  about  to  follow  affront,  struck  him  with 

his  dagger  to  the  heart. 

•  "I  could  not  then  calm  thy  anger  with  an 

embrace  !  my  too  unhappy  friend  ! "  while  the 

blood  gurgled  through  the  words,  sobbed  forth 

Melanthos. 


CCVIII.   ALCIBIADES   TO    PERICLES. 

You  commanded  me,  0  Pericles,  that  I  should 
write  to  you,  whenever  I  found  an  opportunity 
on  land.  Phormio  cast  anchor  before  Naupactos : 
we  command  the  Gulf  of  Crissa  and  check  the 
movements  of  the  Corinthians.  The  business  of 
blockading  is  little  to  my  mind.  Writing  is 
almost  as  insufferable  :  it  is  the  only  thing  I  do 
not  willingly  undertake  when  my  friends  desire 
it.  Beside,  I  have  nothing  in  the  world  to  write 
about.  We  have  done  little  but  sink  a  few  vessels 
and  burn  a  few  villages.  It  is  really  a  hard  mat- 
ter to  find  a  table  to  write  upon,  so  quick  and 
so  complete  is  the  devastation.  I  fancied  war  had 
something  in  it  more  animating  and  splendid. 
The  people  of  the  Peloponese  are  brave,  however. 
They  sometimes  ask  for  their  children  (if  very 
young)  but  never  for  their  lives.  Why  can  not 
we  think  them  as  little  worth  taking  as  they  of 
giving  ] 

I  am  heartily  tired  of  this  warfare  ;  and  Phor- 
mio has  told  me,  in  plain  words,  he  is  heartily 
tired  of  me.  Upon  this,  I  requested  his  permis- 
sion to  join  without  delay  our  army  before  Poti- 
daea.  I  expected  not  only  an  uncivil  refusal,  but 
a  sharp  rebuke. 

"  The  Gods  have  begun  to  favour  us  ! "  cried 
Phormio.  "  This  offer  is  better  than  the  luckiest 
omen.  Alcibiades  !  thou  art  the  whitest  of  white 
birds ;  and  thy  flight,  whichever  wind  it  float 
upon,  is  worth  a  victory." 

I  would  have  been  angry ;  but  laughter  sprang 
uppermost ;  so,  throwing  my  arms  round  old 
Phormio's  neck,  I  almost  pulled  him  down 
with  it. 

"  How  now,  stripling !  "  cried  he,  as  willing  to 
be  angry  as  I  was,  "  all  this  buffoonery  before  the 
commander  of  the  fleet !  " 


CCIX.   ALCIBIADES   TO    PERICLES. 

Hardly  could  it  have  been  expected  that  "the 
whitest  of  white  birds"  should  have  been  so  speedily 
on  the  wing.  The  day  had  not  closed  when  Phor- 
mio told  me,  that,  knowing  my  fickleness,  he  had 
given  orders  for  my  voyage  back.  Every  voyage 
is  prosperous  that  brings  me  within  sight  of  an 
enemy  worth  seeing.  Brave  fellows  these  Poti- 
daeans  !  They  never  lose  their  appetite,  even  in 
the  greatest  want  of  air  and  exercise.  You,  who 
hear  everything,  must  know  that  they  eat  one 
another  rather  than  surrender.  I  have  been  but 
three  days  in  the  camp,  where,  to  my  delight,  I 
found  the  brave  and  kindly  Socrates.  Do  you 
disapprove  of  my  renewing  my  intimacy  with 
Philosophy  in  the  midst  of  battles  ?  Let  Philo- 


sophy then  stand  aside  ;  and  behold  in  her  place 
the  defender  of  his  country  and  the  saviour  of  his 
friend. 

The  morning  after  my  arrival,  the  Potidseans 
burst  forth  with  incredible  bravery  from  their 
gates,  overthrowing  all  opposition.  Now  was  my 
time.  The  heavy-armed  in  general,  being  old 
soldiers,  were  somewhat  slower  ;  and  many  of  the 
enemy  were  assailing  me  when  they  came  up  : 
nor  indeed  was  it  then  in  sufficient  force.  I  was 
wounded  and  overthrown,  and,  at  the  beginning, 
stunned :  but  presently  I  fancied  I  heard  the 
sound  of  a  brisk  sword  on  armour  over  me,  and 
felt  something  heavy  fall  on  my  legs.  I  was  drawn 
forcibly  from  under  the  last  of  my  antagonists. 
Socrates  raised  me  up,  and  defended  me  from  the 
weapons  of  not  a  few,  unwilling  to  retire  and 
irresolute  to  renew  the  engagement. 

I  write  now,  because  I  am  so  wounded  I  can  do 
nothing  else. 

COX.    PERICLES   TO   ALCIBIADES. 

You  are  courageous,  my  Alcibiades,  to  a  degree 
which  I  hardly  ever  observed  in  another.  This 
alone  induces  me  to  doubt  whether  you  will  be- 
come, so  soon  as  we  both  of  us  wished  it,  an  accom- 
plished and  perfect  soldier.  To  rush  against  the 
enemy  before  your  comrades,  is  not  indeed  quite 
so  unseemly  as  to  lag  behind  ;  yet  it  may  be  even 
more  detrimental  in  an  officer.  With  old  troops, 
who  know  their  duty,  it  is  always  so :  with  younger 
alone,  who  want  encouragement,  it  may  not  be. 
Socrates  deserved  the  first  honours  in  the  action : 
his  modesty  and  his  affection  transferred  them  to 
the  imprudent  and  the  vanquished,  whom  he 
rescued  from  the  shame  of  rashness  and  the 
wretchedness  of  captivity.  With  all  my  fondness 
for  you,  I  could  not  have  given  you  my  vote ;  and, 
had  I  commanded  against  Potidaea,  I  must  have 
reproved  you  in  presence  of  the  army. 

Never,  0  Alcibiades,  inflict  on  me  the  misery 
of  passing  so  severe  a  sentence.  I  praised  you  be- 
fore others  did  ;  I  condemn  you  after  them.  Your 
high  spirit  deserved  its  reward  ;  your  temerity  its 
rebuke.  I,  who  have  been  the  careful  guardian 
of  your  fortune,  am  the  more  anxious  one  of  your 
safety  and  of  your  fame.  In  my  former  letter  I 
gave  unobstructed  way  to  the  more  pleasurable 
emotions  :  and,  in  everyone  that  I  shall  have  occa- 
sion to  write  to  you  hereafter,  I  am  confident  of 
the  same  enjoyment.  Reply  to  me  as  your  friend, 
your  comrade,  the  partaker  of  your  pains  and 
pleasures,  and  at  most  the  director  of  your  studies. 
But  here,  my  Alcibiades,  we  must  be  grave  and 
serious  :  I  must,  for  once,  not  guide,  but  dictate  : 
no  answer  is  here  admissible,  excepting  the  an- 
swer of  a  soldier  to  his  general. 

CCXI.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

You  know  that  to  Niconoe  was  awarded  by 
her  judge  Priapos  the  prize  of  beauty  in  the 
Kallisteia.  In  return  for  this  favourable  decision, 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


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she  dedicated  to  him  a  golden  ewer  and  a  fawn- 
skin.  Under  his  image  a  poet,  who  perhaps  was 
her  admirer,  and  who  was  grateful  to  the  arbiter, 
wrote  this  epigram. 

Nicono'e  is  inclined  to  deck 

Thy  ruddy  shoulder  and  thick  neck 

With  her  own  fawn-skin,  Lampsacene  ! 
Beside,  she  brings  a  golden  ewer 
To  cool  thy  hands  in,  very  sure 

Among  what  herbage  they  have  been. 

Ah  !  thou  hast  wicked  leering  eyes, 
And  any  maiden  were  unwise 

Who  should  invest  thee  face  to  face ; 
Therefore  she  does  it  from  behind, 
And  blesses  thee,  so  just  and  kind 

In  giving  her  the  prize  for  grace. 

Here  are  some  others,  I  believe  by  Erinna  her- 
self, but  I  find  inscribed  on  them  Address  to 
Erinna. 

Ay,  shun  the  dance  and  shun  the  grape, 

Erinna !  thou  shalt  not  escape. 

Idle  the  musing  maid  who  thinks 

To  lie  unseen  by  sharp-eyed  lynx 

Where  Bacchus,  god  of  joy  and  truth, 

Hunts  with  him,  hunts  for  bashful  youth. 

So  take  the  thyrsus  if  you  please, 

And  come  and  join  the  Moenades. 

CCXII.   ANAXAQORAS   TO   ASPASIA. 

We  are  now  so  near  winter  that  there  may  not 
be,  after  the  vessel  which  is  about  to  sail,  any 
more  of  them  bound  for  Athens,  all  the  remainder 
of  the  year.  And  who  knows  what  another  may 
bring  or  take  away  % 

I  remain  in  health,  but  feeble.  Life  slips  from 
me  softly  and  imperceptibly.  I  am  unwilling  to 
tire  myself  by  blowing  a  fire  which  must  soon  go 
out,  whether  I  blow  it  or  not.  Had  I  any  species 
of  curiosity  to  send  you,  were  it  pebble,  sea-weed, 
or  new  book,  I  would  send  it ;  not  (for  it  is  idle 
to  talk  so)  as  a  memorial  of  me.  If  the  friend  is 
likely  to  be  forgotten,  can  we  believe  that  any- 
thing he  has  about  him  will  repose  a  longer  time 
on  the  memory  1 

Thus  far  had  I  written,  when  my  strength 
failed  me.  Stesicles  and  Apollodoros  have 
told  me  I  must  prepare  for  a  voyage.  The  pas- 
sage is  neither  so  broad  nor  so  stormy  as  the 
Hellespont. 

I  was  resolved  not  to  go  until  I  had  looked  in 
my  garden  for  some  anemonies,  which  I  recol- 
lected to  have  seen  blossoming  the  other  day.  It 
occurred  to  me  that  usually  they  appear  in  spring : 
so  does  poetry.  I  will  present  to  you  a  little  of 
both ;  for  the  first  time.  They  are  of  equal  value ; 
and  are  worth  about  as  much  as  the  pebble,  or 
the  sea-weed,  or  the  new  book. 

Where  are  theblooms  of  many  dyes 
That  used  in  every  path  to  rise  ? 

Whither  are  gone  the  lighter  hours  ? 
What  leave  they  ?    I  can  only  send 
My  wisest,  loveliest,  latest  friend 

These  weather-worn  and  formless  flowers. 

Think  me  happy  that  I  am  away  from  Athens  ; 
I,  who  always  lose  my  composure  in  the  presence 
of  crime  or  calamity.  If  anyone  should  note  to 


you  my  singularities,  remembering  me  a  year 
hence,  as  I  trust  you  and  Pericles  will  do,  add  to 
them,  but  not  aloud,  a  singularity  of  felicity, 
"  He  neither  lived  nor  died  with  the  multitude." 
There  are  however  some  Clazomenians  who  know 
that  Anaxagoras  was  of  Clazomenai. 

CCXIII.    ALCIBIADES    TO    PERICLES. 

Pericles  !  I  did  wrong  and  rashly.  The  praises 
of  the  Athenians  are  to  me  as  the  hum  of  insects  : 
they  linger  in  my  ear,  but  are  senseless  and  unex- 
citing. I  swear  to  you  I  will  do  better;  but  I  must 
see  you  before  I  go. 

Aspasia,  whose  letter  you  have  sent  me  since, 
is  even  more  severe  than  you  have  been;  and  she 
has  neither  right  nor  reason.  She  is  the  only 
woman  upon  earth  that  ever  railed  at  rashness, 
the  only  one  that  could  distinguish  it  from  forti- 
tude. But  every  man  must  be  rash  once  :  it  saves 
him  from  as  much  inconvenience  and  mischief  as 
being  oftener  rash  would  incur. 

Do  not  consider  this  nonsense  as  vindication  or 
reply;  and  let  it  not  stand  in  the  way  of  your 
pardon. 

CCXIV.   ASPASIA   TO   ALCIBIADES. 

Are  you  not  ashamed,  young  man,  to  leave  the 
aged  behind  you,  with  all  their  wounds,  merely  to 
show  how  dexterous  you  are  become  in  the  ma- 
nagement of  your  sword  1  Unworthy  Alcibiades  ! 
Never  expect  that  the  Athenians,  whatever  be 
their  levity  and  inconsiderateness,  will  award  to 
you  the  honour  of  superiority  in  valour.  Socrates 
well  deserved  it ;  not  for  saving  a  life  which  on 
the  next  occasion  will  be  thrown  away,  but  for 
giving  to  every  one  capable  of  profiting  by  it,  an 
example  of  steadiness  and  constancy.  Pericles,  I 
hope,  will  not  allow  you  to  disembark,  until  you 
have  acquired  the  rudiments  of  discipline,  in  the 
only  art  in  which  you  ever  seemed  likely  to  excell. 
Have  you  forgotten  too  that  the  pestilence  is 
raging  in  the  city  ]  0  rash  Alcibiades  !  the  sight 
of  Pericles  himself,  to  you  at  least,  could  hardly 
have  been  worth  so  desperate  a  hazard.  But  Pe- 
ricles will  reprove  you,  confident  boy !  Let  me 
hear  no  more  of  you  until  I  have  heard  that  he 
has  granted  you  his  forgiveness. 

CCXV.    ASPASIA   TO   PERICLES. 

Censure  not  too  severely,  0  my  Pericles,  your 
inconsiderate  cousin  !  In  these  days,  when  so 
many  of  your  adherents  are  fallen,  some  by  the 
fever,  some  by  war,  we  must  be  parsimonious  in 
the  treasury  of  friendship,  at  all  times  far  from 
inexhaustible. 

A  hundred  men  of  more  wisdom  and  more 
virtue  than  Alcibiades  would  prevail  much  less 
with  the  multitude,  should  anything  sinister  be- 
fall you.  May  the  Gods  avert  it !  but  I  always 
fear  something ;  and,  what  certainly  is  more  fool- 
ish, I  fancy  my  presence  could  avert  from  you  any 


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calamity.  I  wish  I  were  persuaded  that  the  Im- 
mortals hear  us  :  I  would  then  so  perpetually  pray 
for  you  as  hardly  to  give  myself  time  to  read  your 
letters;  and  you  should  quarrel  with  the  short- 
ness of  mine.  But  reason,  which  strengthens  our 
religion,  weakens  our  devotion.  Happy  are  those 
who  have  retained  throughout  life  their  infantine 
simplicity,  which  nurses  a  tractable  idol  in  an  un- 
suspicious bosom,  is  assured  it  knows  and  heeds 
the  voice  addressing  it,  and  shuts  it  up  again  with 
a  throb  of  joy,  and  keeps  it  warm.  For  this,  the 
mind  must  be  nurtured  to  the  last  with  the  same 
milky  food  as  in  childhood ;  the  Gods  must  have 
their  tangible  images,  and  must  laugh  to  us  out 
of  ivy  and  flowers. 

Thinking  of  you,  I  had  forgotten  that  I  began 
to  write  in  favour  of  Alcibiades.  Lest,  by  taxing 
him  with  impetuosity  and  imprudence,  you  should 
alienate  his  fickle  mind,  I  myself  have  written  to 
him  with  quite  enough  severity  :  at  least  I  think 
so  :  you  shall  judge  for  yourself.  When  you  have 
perused  it,  let  it  go  to  him  instantly;  for  here 
we  are  uncertain  at  what  point  the  troops  will 
land  from  Potidaea.  I  shall  be  grieved  if  anything 
happens  to  him.  He  has  more  life  in  him  than 
is  enough  to  animate  a  city ;  yet  the  point  of  an 
arrow  may  extinguish  it  in  an  instant.  With 
however  long  experience  before  us,  we  yet  might 
wonder  that  what  is  so  animated  should  ever 
cease  at  all.  You  men  often  talk  of  glorious 
death,  of  death  met  bravely  for  your  country  :  I 
too  have  been  warmed  by  the  bright  idea  in 
oratory  and  poetry  :  but  ah  !  my  dear  Pericles  !  I 
would  rather  read  it  on  an  ancient  tomb  than  on 
a  recent  one. 


CCXVI.   PERICLES   TO   ASPASIA. 

I  had  already  warned  Alcibiades  of  his  impru- 
dence and  irregularity ;  but  your  letter  will  ensure 
his  correction.  The  reply  he  sent  me  is  worthy 
of  a  man  formed  for  command.  We  must  watch 
over  him :  he  will  do  great  good  or  great  evil. 
Those  who  are  most  capable  of  both,  always  end 
miserably;  for,  although  they  may  have  done 
many  things  well,  yet  the  first  or  second  that  they 
do  badly  is  their  ruin.  They  know  not  whom  to 
choose  as  their  follower  up  the  scaling-ladder, 
nor  when  to  loosen  their  grasp  of  the  pinnacle. 
Intractable  as  you  may  think  Alcibiades,  there  is 
not  a  youth  in  Athens  so  easily  led  away  by  a 
weaker  judgment  than  his  own.  He  wishes  to 
excell  in  everything,  and  succeeds  :  but  this  wish 
brings  him  into  contact  with  too  many ;  and  he 
can  not  at  present  push  them  off  far  enough  from 
him  to  see  plainly  and  distinctly  what  they  are.  He 
will  soon  stand  above  them  and  know  them  better. 

I  must  leave  off:  the  dying  call  me  forth.  Bless- 
ings on  my  Aspasia  and  her  little  Athenian ! 

COXVII.   ASPASIA   TO   OLEONE. 

The  verses  I  shall  presently  write  out  for  you, 
at  the  bottom  of  my  letter,  are  composed,  as  you 


will  perceive,  in  the  broadest  Dorian,  on  the  extra- 
ordinary death  of  JSschylus.  Probably  the  un- 
happy poet  was  murdered  by  some  enemy  or  some 
robber.  He  was  found  with  his  skull  fractured, 
and,  may-be,  with  a  tortoise  near  him.  But  who 
in  the  world  can  believe  that  an  eagle  dropped  it 
from  above  ]  that  the  quickest  in  sight  of  all  ani- 
mals mistook  a  bald  head  for  a  rock  1  And  did 
ever  man  walk  in  the  fields  of  Sicily  with  his  head 
uncovered  ]  If  he  did,  his  death  might  easily  be 
accounted  for,  without  a  tortoise  or  eagle  :  a  sun- 
beam is  stronger  and  surer.  Whenever  I  find  a 
book  containing  this  gross  absurdity,  I  instantly 
throw  it  aside,  as  the  effusion  of  an  idle  and  silly 
writer,  and  am  well  assured  it  must  be  incapable 
of  instructing  or  interesting  me. 

The  petulant  author  of  the  verses  you  will  find 
below,  is  evidently  a  disappointed  poet.  Hie;o 
and  Theron  could  never  treat  JEschylus  with  ne- 
glect or  with  indifference.  Little  as  may  be  our 
regard  and  our  respect  for  royalty,  we  hardly  can 
suppose  any  king,  who  knows  Greek,  so  barbarous 
and  stupid  as  to  fancy  in  himself  a  nobility  more 
exalted  than  in  ^Eschylus,  or  gifted  by  the  Gods 
with  a  higher  office,  than  stewardship  to  the 
greatest  of  men  among  whom  he  himself  is  the 
richest. 

Bard  of  Elensis  !  art  thou  dead 

So  strangely  !  can  it  be 
An  eagle  dropt  upon  thy  head 

A  tortoise  ?  no,  not  he. 

They  who  devised  the  fable,  marr'd 

The  moral  of  their  song  : 
They  meant  the  eagle  by  the  bard 

But  placed  the  creature  wrong. 

Quickest  in  courts  those  ever  move 
Whom  nature  made  most  slow: 

Tortoise  wears  plumes  and  springs  above 
While  eagle  moults  below. 

I  have  room  enough  for  another  short  piece, 
which  carries  with  it  somewhat  more  than  the 
dialect  for  a  testimonial  of  its  atticism.  They 
who  are  ill-trained  in  the  course  of  poetry,  puff 
mid  blow,  as  the  trainers  express  it,  at  short  dis- 
tances :  they  who  are  trained  better,  move  with 
little  difficulty  and  no  appearance  of  exertion. 
Strength  does  not  lie  in  varicose  veins.  This  is, 
however,  a  subject  which  requires  grace  only. 
You  like  to  drink  water ;  but  you  like  to  drink  it 
from  a  silver  cup. 

To  LOVE. 
Where  is  my  heart,  perfidious  boy  ? 

Give  it,  O  give  it,  back  again  ! 
I  ask  no  more  for  hours  of  joy  ; 

Lift  but  thy  hand  and  burst  my  chain. 

LOVE'S  REPLY. 

Fond  man  !  the  heart  we  rashly  gave 

She  values  not,  yet  won't  restore  : 
She  passes  on  from  slave  to  slave  ; 

Go,  go ;  thy  heart  is  thine  no  more. 


CCXVIII.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

The  Athenians,  my  dear  Aspasia,  are  reported 
to  be  a  religious  people;  yet  I  have  often  wondered 


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at  their  freedom  and  boldness,  in  depriving  the 
Immortal  Gods  of  their  power  on  some  occasions, 
and  on  others  in  accosting  them  with  familiarity 
and  disrespect.  It  would  have  been  satisfactory 
to  me  if  you  had  related  what  befell  the  unhappy 
man  who  presumed  to  call  perfidious  and&oy  one  of 
the  most  powerful.  Certainly  we  are  inspired  by 
our  holy  religion  to  believe  that  Love  is  youthful : 
but  Anacreon  is  the  only  poet  who  represents 
him  as  a  child.  There  is  an  absurdity  in  making 
him  appear  younger  than  we  ourselves  are  when 
we  begin  to  be  under  the  influence  of  the  passion. 
But  the  graver  fault  is  in  calling  him  (what  I 
tremble  to  write)  perfidious !  You  will  relieve 
my  mind  of  some  anxiety  by  assuring  me  that 
nothing  sinister  has  befallen  so  captious  and  irre- 
verential  a  votary.  If  his  fault  is  recent,  and  if 
he  is  yet  living,  it  would  be  wise  and  considerate 
in  him  to  implore  the  blessed  mother  of  this  al- 
mighty deity,  that  she  may  be  pleased  to  avert 
his  anger,  should  he  not  have  forgotten  the  offence. 
I  say  it,  because  the  most  experienced  and  the  most 
pious  are  of  opinion  that  he  is  oftener  oblivious. 
Was  not  he  both  wiser  and  more  pious  who  wrote 
a  poem  in  a  very  different  spirit,  and,  whether 
more  or  less  attic,  fuller  of  thought,  consistency, 
and  reflection.  If  you  have  forgotten  it,  let  me 
bring  it  back  again,  and  fix  it  as  firmly  as  may  be 
in  your  memory  : 

Ah  !  what  a  blessed  privilege  it  is 

To  stand  upon  this  insulated  rock 

On  the  north  side  of  youth  !  I  see  below 

Many  at  labour,  many  at  a  game 

Than  labour  more  laborious,  wanting  breath 

And  crying  help  !  What  now  !  what  vexes  them  ? 

Only  a  laughing  maid  and  winged  boy, 

Obstinate  boy  indeed,  who  will  not  shoot 

His  other  arrow,  having  shot  the  first. 

Where  is  the  harm  in  this?  yet  they  meanwhile 

Make  all  the  air  about  them  pant  with  sobs, 

And  with  one  name  weary  poor  Echo  down. 

Aspasia !  I  too  have  suffered ;  and  Love  knows 
it :  yet  I  dare  not  even  tell  him  that  he  knows  it. 
To  remind  him  would  be  indelicate ;  to  complain 
would  be  irreligious.  And  what  could  all  his 
power  do  for  me  now  1  But  this,  believe  me,  is 
not  the  reason  why  I  endure  in  silence,  and  bend 
in  submission  to  the  arbitrement  of  the  Gods. 
Surely,  too  surely,  whoever  has  breathed  has  sighed. 
When  we  have  lost,  0  Aspasia,  those  we  love, 
whether  by  impassable  distance  or  any  other  dis- 
pensation of  the  Gods,  youth  is  less  happy  than 
age,  and  age  than  death. 

CCXIX.  ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Youth,  like  the  aloe,  blossoms  but  once,  and  its 
flower  springs  from  the  midst  of  thorns  :  but  see 
with  what  strength  and  to  what  height  the  aloe- 
flower  rises  over  them  :  be  not  surpassed  by  it. 

On  love,  on  grief,  on  every  human  thing, 
Time  sprinkles  Lethe's  water  with  his  wing. 

If  I  continue  to  reason,  or  to  moralize,  or  to 
versify,  you  will  begin  to  doubt  my  sincerity,  or 


at  least  the  warmth  of  my  affection.  I  am  in- 
duced to  believe,  0  Cleone,  that  the  Deity  you 
venerate  so  profoundly  and  solemnly,  is  far  from 
unforgiving.  In  the  verses  I  now  send  you,  there 
appears  to  be  a  proof  of  it ;  for  the  writer  seems 
to  have  treated  him  not  only  as  a  child,  but  a 
child  much  addicted  to  mischief;  yet  never  was 
man  treated  in  return  with  more  benignity.  I 
should  tremble  at  the  manner  in  which  the  Fates 
are  mentioned,  if  matters  were  left  at  their  arbi- 
tration. But  we  know  the  contrary :  we  know 
positively  that  they  can  spin  only  what  is  on 
their  distaffs,  and  not  a  thread  can  be  turned  to  a 
new  pattern. 

I  would  be  grave,  Cleone  !  I  would  indeed  :  but 
really  there  is  no  harm  in  laughing  at  children 
and  old  women,  Gods  or  not.  We  know  they 
have  a  good  deal  to  do  in  the  affairs  of  this  world, 
however :  and  it  is  unwise  to  laugh  at  those  who 
are  as  capable  of  extinguishing  our  laughter  as  of 
exciting  it. 

"  What  art  thou  doing  with  those  shears  ?" 

I  shouted  in  an  urchin's  ears, 

Who  notched  them  and  who  made  them  grate, 

While  three  old  women  near  him  sate, 

And  scowl'd  at  every  scratch  they  heard, 

But  never  said  a  single  word. 

In  a  dark  corner  thus  all  three 

Sate  with  an  elbow  on  the  knee, 

And  three  blue  fingers  held  their  tips 

Imprest  on  three  still  bluer  lips. 

Although  the  froward  boy  I  chid 

Did  not  (boys  will  not)  what  was  bid, 

His  countenance  was  not  malign 

As  that  was  of  the  elder  trine. 

"  Look  at  those  frightful  ones !  "  he  said, 

And  each  one  shook  her  thin-hair'd  head. 

''  Nay,  never  fear  the  angry  crones  "  .  . 

Said  he ;  and  each  replied  with  groans. 

"  They  are  all  vicious ;  for  they  knew 

That  what  I  did  I  did  for  you, 

Contemplating  the  fairest  maid 

That  ever  with  my  bow  has  play'd. 

Crones !  by  my  help  your  shears  have  got 

A  set  of  teeth,  which  you  have  not. 

Come  !  come !  Death's  bridemaids !  snip  as  fast 

As  snip  ye  may,  her  years  shall  last 

In  spite  of  you,  her  beauty  bloom 

On  this  side  and  beyond  the  tomb : 

I  swear  by  Styx." 

"  And  I  by  thee," 
Cried  I,  "  that  what  thou  sayst  shall  be." 


CCXX.    ALCIBIADES  TO  PERICLES. 

Pray  why  did  you  tell  Phanomachos  to  station 
some  confidential  one  near  me,  who  should  be  an 
eternal  check  on  me  ]  There  is  little  chance 
that  I  should  do  anything  extravagant,  unless 
the  Potidaeans  invite  me  to  dinner  and  I  accept 
the  invitation.  I  will  not  allow  any  man  to  de- 
fend me  before  I  stand  in  need  of  defence,  and 
before  I  have  deserved  to  save  my  life  by  proving 
it  worth  something.  I  should  quarrel  with  So- 
crates himself,  much  more  with  another,  presum- 
ing to  take  what  belongs  to  me,  of  danger  or  of 
glory.  It  is  not  kind  in  you,  nor  open,  nor  pru- 
dent. Would  you  wish  anyone  to  say  "  Pericles 
takes  care  of  his  own  relatives  !"  This  ought  only 


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to  be  said  of  the  vilest  men  in  the  worst  govern- 
ments ;  and  of  you  until  now  it  never  could  be. 
You  have  given  no  such  orders  in  regard  to 
Xanthippos.  He  may  be  as  rash  and  violent  as  he 
pleases.  Even  here  he  dares  to  call  me  Neaniskos 
and  Kouridion  and  Ta paidika*  By  Castor !  if 
he  were  not  the  son  of  Pericles,  his  being  my  cousin 
should  not  save  from  a  stroke  of  the  sabre  that 
fierce  disdainful  visage.  I  promise  you  it  shall 
soon  be  seen  which  of  us  is  the  braver  and  the 
better  man.  I  would  not  say  this  to  you  unless 
that  you  might  let  him  know  my  sentiments.  I 
have  no  words,  written  or  spoken,  for  the  contu- 
melious :  my  complaints  are  for  the  ear  of  those 
only  who  are  kind  to  me. 

CCXXI.  PERICLES  TO  ALCIBIADES. 

Do  not  think,  my  Alcibiades,  that  I  recom- 
mended you  to  the  guardianship  of  Phanomachos, 
in  order  that  he  should  exercise  over  you  a 
troublesome  vigilance  of  controul,  or  indulge  to- 
ward you  an  unmilitary  partiality.  But  I  am 
more  intimate  with  him  than  I  am  with  Xeno- 
phon  or  Aristoclides  orHestiodorosjf  and  having 
sons,  he  knows  that  restraints  are  often  necessary 
on  the  impatience  of  military  ardour. 

Your  letter  is  a  proof  that  I  judged  rightly. 
My  praises  of  your  valour  are  lost  amid  those  of 
the  army  and  of  the  city :  but  the  delight  it  has 
given  me  is,  I  am  confident,  one  among  the 
thoughts  that  have  assuaged  your  wounds.  On 
your  return,  the  citizens  will  express  their  sense 
of  your  conduct. 

Endeavour  to  prove,  now  that  you  are  acknow- 
ledged to  be  the  first  in  bravery,  that  you  are 
more  discreet  than  Xanthippos.  Many  in  every 
army  are  so  nearly  on  an  equality  in  courage,  that 
any  attempt  of  theirs  to  show  a  superiority  is 
ineffectual.  Unbecoming  language  can  neither 
prove  nor  disprove  it,  but  must  detract  from  its 
worth  and  merit.  Discretion,  on  the  contrary, 
is  the  sure  sign  of  that  presence  of  mind  without 
which  valour  strikes  untimely  and  impotently. 
Judgment  alone  makes  courage  available,  and 
conciliates  power  with  genius.  Consider  that  you 
never  will  have  attained  the  scope  of  your  am- 
bition, until  you  lead  and  govern  those  men 
against  whom  your  passions  now  exasperate  you : 
and,  unless  you  do  conciliate  them,  you  never  can 
induce  them  to  acknowledge  your  superiority, 
much  less  submit  to  your  governance.  It  is  best 
the  germs  of  power  should  spring  forth  early,  that 
they  may  have  time  enough  for  gaming  strength : 
therefore  I  write  to  you,  no  longer  as  a  youth  in 
pupilage,  but  as  a  candidate  for  the  highest  offices 
of  the  commonwealth. 

Try  whether  your  forbearance  may  not  produce 
a  better  effect  on  Xanthippos  than  my  remon- 
strances. I  write  to  you  rather  than  to  him,  be- 


*  This  expression  was  usually  reproachful ;  not  always ; 
as  we  see  in  Plato. 

•f  These  three  were  appointed  to  commands  with  Pha- 
nomachos. 


cause  I  rely  more  firmly  on  your  affection.  Be 
worthy  of  such  a  secret,  0  Alcibiades  !  and  think 
how  highly  I  must  esteem  your  prudence  and 
manliness,  when  I  delegate  to  you,  who  are  the 
younger,  the  power  of  correcting  in  him  the  faults 
which  I  have  been  unable  to  eradicate  or  suppress. 
Go,  and,  in  the  spirit  with  which  I  send  it,  give 
my  love  to  Xanthippos.  He  may  neglect  it,  he 
may  despise  it,  he  may  cast  it  away,  but  I  will 
gather  it  all  up  again  for  him  :  you  must  help  me. 

CCXXII.  ALCIBIADES  TO  PERICLES. 

Pericles,  I  was  much  edified  by  your  letter; 
but,  pardon  me,  when  I  came  to  the  close  of  it  I 
thought  you  rather  mad. 

"  What !"  said  I  "  beard  this  panther  !" 

However,  when  I  had  considered  a  little  more 
and  a  little  better  on  it,  I  went  to  him  and  de- 
livered your  love.  He  stared  at  me,  and  then 
desired  to  see  the  direction.  "  Ay,"  said  he,  "  I 
remember  the  handwriting.  He  oftener  writes  to 
me  than  I  to  him.  I  suppose  he  has  less  to  do 
and  less  to  think  of." 

The  few  other  words  he  added  are  hardly  worth 
the  trouble  of  repetition :  in  fact,  they  were  not 
very  filial.  Dear  Pericles!  I  would  love  him, 
were  it  only  out  of  perversity.  But,  beside  all 
other  rights  over  me,  you  have  made  me  more 
disposed  than  ever  to  obey  you,  in  making  me  more 
contented  with  myself,  as  you  have  by  this  com- 
mission. I  may  do  something  yet,  if  we  can  but 
fumigate  or  pray  away  the  plague.  Of  two  thou- 
sand four  hundred  soldiers,  who  landed  but  forty 
days  before  me  from  the  Bosphorus,  under  the 
command  of  Agnon  son  of  Nikias,  one  thousand 
and  fifty  are  already  dead.  I  shall  have  nobody 
to  persuade  or  manage,  or  even  to  fight  with,  if 
we  go  on  so. 

CCXXIII.    ALCIBIADES  TO  PERICLES. 

Potidaea  has  surrendered.  The  dead  of  the  city 
are  scarcely  more  shadows  than  the  living,  and 
yet  how  bravely  they  fought  to  the  last !  I  should 
have  been  sorry  for  them  a  few  months  ago ;  but 
I  have  now  learnt  what  it  is  to  be  a  soldier.  We 
must  rise  superior  to  pain,  and  then  take  another 
flight,  farther  afield,  and  rise  superior  to  pity. 
Beside,  the  Potidaeans  were  traitors ;  and  next, 
they  were  against  us  ;  and  furthermore,  they  were 
so  wicked  as  to  eat  one  another  rather  than  sub- 
mit. This  shows  their  malice.  Now  we  have 
done  nothing  half  so  bad  toward  them ;  and  I 
assure  you,  if  others  are  disposed  to  such  cruelty, 
I  will  take  no  part  in  it :  for  who  would  ever  kiss 
me  afterward  ] 

CCXXIV.    PERICLES  TO  ALCIBIADES. 

The  remembrance  of  past  days  that  were  happy, 
increases  the  gloominess  of  those  that  are  not, 
and  intercepts  the  benefits  of  those  that  would  be. 

In  the  midst  of  the  plague  this    reflection 


PERICLES  AND  ASPASIA. 


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strikes  me,  on  the  intelligence  I  have  received 
from  Lampsacos.  You  likewise  will  be  sorry,  0 
Alcibiades,  to  hear  that  Anaxagoras  is  dying. 
Although  he  seldom  conversed  with  you,  and  sel- 
dom commended  you  in  private,  believe  me,  he 
never  omitted  an  occasion  of  pointing  out  to  your 
friends  any  sign  you  had  manifested  of  ability  or 
virtue.  He  declined  the  character  of  teacher,  yet 
few  have  taught  so  much,  wherever  his  wisdom 
was  accessible.  Philosophers  there  have  been  in- 
deed, at  Athens  and  elsewhere,  earnest  in  the 
discovery  and  in  the  dissemination  of  truth ;  but, 
excepting  Thalesand  Pherecydes,  none  among  them 
has  been  free  from  ostentation,  or  from  desire  of 
obtaining  the  absolute  and  exclusive  possession  of 
weak  and  ductile  minds.  Now  the  desire  of  great 
influence  over  others  is  praiseworthy  only  where 
great  good  to  the  community  may  arise  from  it. 
To  domineer  in  the  arbitrary  sway  of  a  dogma- 
tical and  grasping,  yet  loose  and  empty-handed 
philosophy,  which  never  bears  upon  inventions 
and  uses,  nor  elevates  nor  tranquillises  the  mind, 
and  to  look  upon  ourselves  with  a  sweet  compla- 
cency from  so  petty  an  eminence,  is  worse  than 
boyish  ambition.  To  call  idlers  and  stragglers  to 
us,  and  to  sit  among  them  and  regale  on  their 
wonder,  is  the  selfishness  of  an  indigent  and  ill- 
appointed  mind.  Anaxagoras  was  subject  to  none 
of  these  weaknesses,  nor  to  the  greater  of  conde- 
scending to  reprove,  or  to  argue  with,  those  who 
are.  He  made  every  due  allowance  for  our  in- 
firmities of  understanding ;  and  variations  of  tem- 
per, the  effect  of  them ;  and  he  was  no  less 
friendly  toward  those  who  differed  widely  in  opi- 
nion from  him,  than  toward  those  who  quite 
agreed.  When  a  friend  of  his  was  admiring  and 
praising  him  for  it,  he  interrupted  him,  saying, 

"  Why  not  ?  Is  it  not  too  self-evident  for  lan- 
guage, that,  if  I  had  taken  the  same  road,  I  should 
have  gone  in  the  same  direction  1  and  would  not 
the  same  direction  have  led  to  the  same  conclusion1? " 

Yes,  Alcibiades  !  it  is  indeed  self-evident,  and, 
were  it  spoken  unwarily,  it  would  be  reprehended 
for  being  so  :  and  yet  scarcely  one  man  in  ten 
millions  acts  consistently  upon  it. 

There  are  humanities,  my  friend,  which  require 
our  perpetual  recollection,  and  are  needful  to 
compensate,  in  some  measure,  for  those  many 
others  we  must  resign  to  the  necessities  and 
exactions  of  war. 


CCXXV.    ASPASIA  TO  CLEONE. 

Serene  and  beautiful  are  our  autumnal  days  in 
Thessaly.  We  have  many  woods  about  us,  and 
many  woodland  sounds  among  them.  In  this  sea- 
son of  the  year  I  am  more  inclined  to  poetry  than 
in  any  other ;  and  I  want  it  now  more  than  ever 
to  flow  among  my  thoughts,  and  to  bear  up  the 
heavier. 

I  hesitate,  0  Cleone,  to  send  you  what  T  have 
been  writing.  You  will  say  it  is  a  strange  fancy  of 
mine,  and  fitter  for  me  in  those  earlier  hours  of 
life  when  we  were  reposing  in  the  Island. 


Nothing,  I  must  confess,  would  be  more  ill- 
placed  than  a  Drama  or  Dialogue  in  the  world 
below ;  at  least  if  the  Shades  entered  into  captious 
disquisitions  or  frivolous  pleasantries.  But  we 
believe  that  our  affections  outlive  us,  and  that 
Love  is  not  a  stranger  in  Elysium.  Humours, 
the  idioms  of  life,  are  lost  in  the  transition,  or 
are  generalised  in  the  concourse  and  convergency 
of  innumerable  races :  passions,  the  universal 
speech,  are  throughout  intelligible. 

The  Genius  of  Homer  is  never  to  be  gainsaid 
by  us  :  and  he  shows  us  how  heroes,  and  women 
worthy  of  heroes,  felt  and  reasoned.  A  long  dia- 
logue, a  formal  drama,  would  be  insupportable  : 
but  perhaps  a  single  scene  may  win  attention  and 
favour  from  my  own  Cleone. 

I  imagine  then  Agamemnon  to  descend  from 
his  horrible  death,  and  to  meet  instantly  his 
daughter.  By  the  nature  of  things,  by  the  sud- 
denness of  the  event,  Iphigeneia  can  have  heard 
nothing  of  her  mother's  double  crime,  adultery 
and  murder. 

I  suspend  my  pen.  Although  I  promised  you 
in  the  morning  my  short  Acherusian  scene,  I  am 
almost  ready  to  retract  my  words.  Everybody 
has  found  out  that  I  am  deficient  in  tenderness. 
While  I  was  writing  I  could  not  but  shed  tears  .  . 
just  as  priests  do  libations,  you  will  say,  to  save 
other  people  the  trouble. 

THE   SHADES  OP    AGAMEMNON  AND  OF  IPHJGBNBIA. 

Iphigeneia.  Father  !  I  now  may  lean  upon  your  breast, 
And  you  with  unreverted  eyes  will  grasp 
Iphigeneia's  hand. 

We  are  not  shades 
Surely !  for  yours  throbs  yet. 

And  did  my  blood 
Win  Troy  for  Greece  ? 

Ah  !  'twas  ill  done  to  shrink, 

But  the  sword  gleam'd  so  sharp,  and  the  good  priest 
Trembled,  and  Pallas  frown 'd  above,  severe. 

Ayamemnon.  Daughter ! 

Iphigeneia.  Beloved  father !  is  the  blade 
Again  to  pierce  my  bosom  ?  'tis  unfit 
For  sacrifice ;  no  blood  is  in  its  veins  ; 
No  God  requires  it  here  ;  here  are  no  wrongs 
To  vindicate,  no  realms  to  overthrow. 
You  are  standing  as  at  Aulis  in  the  fane, 
With  face  averted,  holding  (as  before) 
My  hand  ;  but  yours  burns  not,  as  then  it  burn'd ; 
This  alone  shows  me  we  are  with  the  Blest, 
Nor  subject  to  the  sufferings  we  have  borne. 
I  will  win  back  past  kindness. 

Tell  me  then, 

Tell  how  my  mother  fares  who  loved  me  so, 
And  griev'd,  as  'twere  for  you,  to  see  me  part. 
Frown  not,  but  pardon  me  for  tarrying 
Amid  too  idle  words,  nor  asking  how 
She  prais'd  us  both  (which  most  ?)  for  what  we  did. 

Agamemnon.  Ye  Gods  who  govern  here !  do  human  pangs 
Reach  the  pure  soul  thus  far  below  ?  do  tears 
Spring  in  these  meadows? 

Iphigeneia.  No,  sweet  father,  no  .  . 

I  could  have  answered  that ;  why  ask  the  Gods  ? 

Agamemnon.  Iphigeneia  !  O  my  child  !  the  Earth 
Has  gendered  crimes  unheard-of  heretofore, 
And  Nature  may  have  changed  in  her  last  depths, 
Together  with  the  Gods  and  all  their  laws. 

Iphigeneia.  Father!  we  must  not  let  you  here  condemn ; 
Not,  were  the  day  less  joyful :  recollect 
We  have  no  wicked  here ;  no  king  to  judge. 


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Poseidon,  we  have  heard,  with  bitter  rage 
Lashes  his  foaming  steeds  against  the  skies, 
And,  laughing  with  loud  yell  at  winged  fire 
Innoxious  to  his  fields  and  palaces, 
Affrights  the  eagle  from  the  sceptred  hand ;     ' 
While  Pluto,  gentlest  brother  of  the  three 
And  happiest  in  obedience,  views  sedate 
His  tranquil  realm,  nor  envies  theirs  above. 
No  change  have  we,  not  even  day  for  night 
Nor  spring  for  summer. 

All  things  are  serene, 
Serene  too  be  your  spirit !    None  on  earth 
Ever  was  half  so  kindly  in  his  house, 
And  so  compliant,  even  to  a  child. 
Never  was  snatch 'd  your  robe  away  from  me, 
Though  going  to  the  council.    The  blind  man 
Knew  his  good  king  was  leading  him  indoors 
Before  he  heard  the  voice  that  marshall'd  Greece. 
Therefore  all  prais'd  you. 

Proudest  men  themselves « 
In  others  praise  humility,  and  most 
Admire  it  in  the  sceptre  and  the  sword. 
What  then  can  make  you  speak  thus  rapidly 
And  briefly  ?  in  your  step  thus  hesitate  ? 
Are  you  afraid  to  meet  among  the  good 
Incestuous  Helen  here  ? 

Agamemnon.  O  !  Gods  of  Hell ! 

Iphigeneia.  She  hath  not  past  the  river. 

We  may  walk 
With  our  hands  link'd  nor  feel  our  house's  shame 

Agamemnon.  Never  mayst  thou,  Iphigeneia,  feel  it ! 
Aulis  had  no  sharp  sword,  thou  wouldst  exclaim, 
Greece  no  avenger  .  .  I,  her  chief  so  late, 
Through  Erebos,  through  Elysium,  writhe  beneath  it. 

Iphigeneia.  Come,  I  have  better  diadems  than  those 
Of  Argos  and  Mycenai :  come  away, 
And  I  will  weave  them  for  you  on  the  bank.' 
You  will  not  look  so  pale  when  you  have  walk'd    ' 
A  little  in  the  grove,  and  have  told  all 
Those  sweet  fond  words  the  widow  sent  her  child. 

Agamemnon.  O  Earth  !  I  suffered  less  upon  thy  shores ' 
(Aside.)  The  bath  that  bubbled  with  my  blood,  the  blows 
That  spilt  it  (O  worse  torture !)  must  she  know  ? 
Ah  !  the  first  woman  coming  from  Mycenai 
Will  pine  to  pour  this  poison  in  her  ear, 
Taunting  sad  Charon  for  his  slow  advance. 
Iphigeneia ! 

Iphigeneia.        Why  thus  turn  away  ? 
Calling  me  with  such  fondness !    I  am  here, 
Father !  and  where  you  are,  will  ever  be. 

Agamemnon.  Thou  art  my  child ;  yes,  yes,  thou  art  my 

child. 

All  was  not  once  what  all  now  is  !    Come  on, 
Idol  of  love  and  truth !  my  child !  my  child ! 
(Alone.)  Fell  woman!  ever  false!  false  was  thy  last 
Denunciation,  as  thy  bridal  vow  ; 
And  yet  even  that  found  faith  with  me  !    The  dirk 
Which  sever'd  flesh  from  flesh,  where  this  hand  rests, 
Severs  not,  as  thou  boastedst  in  thy  scoffs, 
Iphigeneia'slove  from  Agamemnon: 
The  wife's  a  spark  may  light,  a  straw  consume, 
The  daughter's  not  her  heart's  whole  fount  hath  quench'd, 
"Tis  worthy  of  the  Gods,  and  lives  for  ever. 

Iphigeneia.  What  spake  my  father  to  the  Gods  above  ? 
Unworthy  am  I  then  to  join  in  prayer  ? 
If,  on  the  last,  or  any  day  before, 
Of  my  brief  course  on  earth,  I  did  amiss, 
Say  it  at  once,  and  let  me  be  unblest ; 
But,  O  my  faultless  father  !  why  should  you  ? 
And  shun  so  my  embraces  ? 

Am  I  wild 
And  wandering  in  my  fondness? 

We  are  shades ! 

Groan  not  thus  deeply ;  blight  not  thus  the  season 
Of  full-orb'd  gladness !    Shades  we  are  indeed, 
But  mingled,  let  us  feel  it,  with  the  blest. 
I  knew  it,  but  forgot  it  suddenly, 


Altho'  I  felt  it  all  at  your  approach. 

Look  on  me  ;  smile  with  me  at  my  illusion  .  . 

You  are  so  like  what  you  have  ever  been 

(Except  in  sorrow !)  I  might  well  forget 

I  could  not  win  you  as  I  used  to  do. 

It  was  the  first  embrace  since  my  descent 

I  ever  aim'd  at :  those  who  love  me  live, 

Save  one,  who  loves  me  most,  and  now  would  chide  me. 

Agamemnon.  We  want  not,  O  Iphigeneia,  we 
Want  not  embrace,  nor  kiss  that  cools  the  heart 
With  purity,  nor  words  that  more  and  more 
Teach  what  we  know  from  those  we  know,  and  sink 
Often  most  deeply  where  they  fall  most  light. 
Time  was  when  for  the  faintest  breath  of  thine 
Kingdom  and  life  were  little. 

Tphigeneia.  Value  them 

As  little  now. 

Agamemnon.  Were  life  and  kingdom  all ! 

Iphigeneia.  Ah !  by  our  death  many  are  sad  who  loved  us. 
The  little  fond  Electra,  and  Orestes 
So  childish  and  so  bold !    O  that  mad  boy ! 
They  will  be  happy  too. 

Cheer !  king  of  men  ! 
Cheer !  there  are  voices,  songs  .  .  Cheer !  arms  advance. 

Agamemnon.  Come  to  me,  soul  of  peace!    These,  these 

alone, 
These  are  not  false  embraces. 

Iphigeneia.  Both  are  happy  ! 

Agamemnon.  Freshness  breathes  round  me  from  some 

breeze  above. 
What  are  ye,  winged  ones !  with  golden  urns  ? 

The  Hours  (descending.) 
The  Hours.    To  each  an  urn  we  bring. 
Earth's  purest  gold 
Alone  can  hold 

The  lymph  of  the  Lethean  spring. 
We,  son  of  Atreus !  we  divide 
The  dulcet  from  the  bitter  tide 

That  runs  athwart  the  paths  of  men. 
No  more  our  pinions  shalt  thou  see. 
Take  comfort !    We  have  done  with  thee, 
And  must  away  to  earth  again. 

(Ascending.) 

Where  thou  art,  thou 

Of  braided  brow, 

Thou  cull'd  too  soon  from  Argive  bow'rs, 
Where  thy  sweet  voice  is  heard  among 
The  shades  that  thrill  with  choral  song, 
None  can  regret  the  parted  Hours. 

Chorus  ofArgivet. 
Maiden  !  be  thou  the  spirit  that  breathes 

Triumph  and  joy  into  our  song ! 
Wear  and  bestow  these  amaranth-wreaths, 

Iphigeneia !  they  belong 
To  none  but  thee  and  her  who  reigns 
(Less  chaunted)  on  our  bosky  plains. 

Semichorus. 
Iphigeneia !  'tis  to  thee 
Glory  we  owe  and  victory. 
Clash,  men  of  Argos,  clash  your  arms 
To  martial  worth  and  virgin  charms. 

Other  Semichorui. 
Ye  men  of  Argos !  it  was  sweet 
To  roll  the  fruits  of  conquest  at  the  feet 
Whose  whispering  sound  made  bravest  hearts  beat  fast. 
This  we  have  known  at  home, 
But  hither  we  are  come 
To  crown  the  king  who  ruled  us  first  and  last. 

Chorus. 
Father  of  Argos !  king  of  men  ! 

We  chaunt  the  hymn  of  praise  to  thee. 
In  serried  ranks  we  stand  again, 

Our  glory  safe,  our  country  free. 
Clash,  clash  the  arms  we  bravely  bore 
Against  Pcamander's  God-defended  shore. 


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Semichorus. 

Blessed  art  thou  who  hast  repell'd 
Battle's  wild  fury.  Ocean's  whelming  foam  ; 

Blessed  o'er  all,  to  have  beheld 
Wife,  children,  house  avenged,  and  peaceful  home ! 

Other  Semichorus. 
We  too,  thou  seest,  are  now 
Among  the  happy,  though  the  aged  brow 
From  sorrow  for  us  we  could  not  protect, 
Nor,  on  the  polisht  granite  of  the  well 
Folding  our  arms,  of  spoils  and  perils  tell, 
Nor  lift  the  vase  on  the  lov'd  head  erect. 

Semichorus. 

What  whirling  wheels  are  those  behind  ? 
What  plumes  come  flaring  through  the  wind, 

Nearer  and  nearer  ?    From  his  car 
He  who  defied  the  heaven-born  Powers  of  war 
Pelides  springs !    Dust,  dust  are  we 
To  him,  O  king,  who  bends  the  knee, 
Proud  only  to  be  first  in  reverent  praise  of  thee. 

Other  Semichorus. 

Clash,  clash  the  arms !    None  other  race 
Shall  see  such  heroes  face  to  face. 
We  too  have  fought ;  and  they  have  saen 
Nor  sea-sand  grey  nor  meadow  green 
Where  Dardans  stood  against  their  men  .  . 
Clash  !    lo  Paean !  clash  again  ! 
Repinings  for  lost  days  repress  .  . 
The  flames  of  Troy  had  cheer'd  us  less. 

Chorus. 

Hark  !  from  afar  more  war-steeds  neigh, 
Thousands  o'er  thousands  rush  this  way. 
Ajax  is  yonder  !  ay,  behold 
The  radiant  arms  of  Lycian  gold ! 
Arms  from  admiring  valour  won, 
Tydeus !  and  worthy  of  thy  son. 
'Tis  Ajax  wears  them  now  ;  for  he 
Rules  over  Adria's  stormy  sea. 

He  threw  them  to  the  friend  who  lost 
(By  the  dim  judgment  of  the  host) 
Those  wet  with  tears  which  Thetis  gave  • 
The  youth  most  beauteous  of  the  brave. 
In  vain  !  the  insatiate  soul  would  go 
For  comfort  to  his  peers  below. 
Clash  !  ere  we  leave  them  all  the  plain, 
Clash  !    lo  Pa?an  !  once  again ! 

Hide  these  things  away,  Cleone  !  I  dare  never 
show  them  to  any  but  Pericles.  I  can  reach  no 
further  than  a  chorus ;  hardly  that.  Tragedy  is 
quite  above  me  :  I  want  the  strength,  the  pathos, 
the  right  language.  Fie !  when  there  are  so 
many  who  would  teach  me.  Concede,  that  the 
shades  were  not  happy  at  once  in  Elysium ;  and 
that  the  Hours  are  not  more  shadowy  than  they. 
./Eschylus  brings  into  our  world  Beings  as  allego- 
rical :  and  where  shall  we  fix  a  boundary  between 
the  allegorical  and  divine  1 


CCXXVI.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

You  build  your  nest,  Aspasia,  like  the  swallow, 
Bringing  a  little  on  the  bill  at  once, 
And  fixing  it  attentively  and  fondly, 
And  trying  it,  and  then  from  ylrar  soft  breast 
Warming  it  with  the  inmost  of  the  plumage. 
Nests  there  are  many,  of  this  very  year 
Many  the  nests  are,  which  the  winds  shall  shake, 
The  rains  run  through,  and  other  birds  beat  down  ; 
Yours,  O  Aspasia  !  rests  against  the  temple 
Of  heavenly  love,  and  thence  inviolate, 
It  shall  not  fall  this  winter,  nor  the  next. 
VOL.  n. 


COXXVII.     ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

You  have  encouraged  me  to  proceed  in  the 
most  difficult  tract  of  poetry.  Had  I  openly  pro- 
tested that  the  concluding  act  of  Agamemnon, 
the  Electra  of  our  tragedian,  dissatifies  me,  he 
alone  of  the  Athenians  would  have  pardoned  my 
presumption.  But  Electra  was  of  a  character  to 
be  softened  rather  than  exasperated  by  grief.  An 
affectionate  daughter  is  affectionate  even  to  an 
unworthy  mother ;  and  female  resentment  (as  all 
resentment  should  do)  throws  itself  down  inert  at 
the  entrance  of  the  tomb.  Hate  with  me,  if  you 
can  hate  anything,  my  Cleone !  the  vengeance  that 
rises  above  piety,  above  sorrow ;  the  vengeance 
that  gloats  upon  its  prostrate  victim.  Compunc- 
tion and  pity  should  outlive  it ;  and  the  child's 
tears  should  blind  her  to  the  parent's  guilt.  I 
have  restored  to  my  Electra  such  a  heart  as 
Nature  had  given  her ;  torn  by  suffering,  but  large 
and  alive  with  tenderness.  In  her  veneration 
for  the  father's  memory,  with  his  recent  blood 
before  her  eyes,  she  was  vehement  in  urging  the 
punishment  of  the  murderess.  The  Gods  had  com- 
manded it  at  the  hands  of  their  only  son.  When 
it  was  accomplished,  he  himself  was  abhorrent  of 
the  deed,  but  defended  it  as  a  duty ;  she  in  her 
agony  cast  the  whole  on  her  own  head.  If  character 
is  redeemed  and  restored ;  if  Nature,  who  always 
is  consistent,  is  shown  so  ;  if  pity  and  terror  are 
concentrated  at  the  close ;  I  have  merited  a  small 
portion  of  what  my  too  generous  Cleone  bestowed 
on  me  in  advance. 

THB  DEATH  OF   CLYTBMNESTR4. 

Orestes  and  Electra. 

Electra.  Pass  on,  my  brother  !  she  awaits  the  wretch, 
Dishonorer,  despoiler,  murderer  .  .  . 
None  other  name  shall  name  him  .  .  .  she  awaits 
As  would  a  lover  .  . 

Heavenly  Gods !  what  poison 
O'erflows  my  lips ! 

Adultress !  husband-slayer ! 
Strike  her,  the  tigress  ! 

Think  upon  our  father  .  . 

Give  the  sword  scope  .  .  think  what  a  man  was  he, 
How  fond  of  her !  how  kind  to  all  about, 
That  he  might  gladden  and  teach  us  .  .  how  proud 
Of  thee,  Orestes !  tossing  thee  above 
His  joyous  head  and  calling  thee  his  crown. 
Ah  !  boys  remember  not  what  melts  our  hearts 
And  marks  them  evermore  ! 

Bite  not  thy  lip, 

Nor  tramp  as  an  unsteady  colt  the  ground, 
Nor  stare  against  the  wall,  but  think  again 
How  better  than  all  fathers  was  our  father. 
Go  .. 

Orestes.  Loose  me  then  !  for  this  white  band,  Electra, 
Hath  fastened  upon  mine  with  fiercer  grasp 
Than  mine  can  grasp  the  sword. 

Electra.  Go,  sweet  Orestes! 

I  knew  not  I  was  holding  thee  .  .  Avenge  him  ! 
(Alone.)  How  he  sprang  from  me ! 

.  .  Sure,  he  now  has  reach  t 
The  room  before  the  bath  .  . 

The  bath-door  creaks ' 

.  .  It  hath  creakt  thus  since  he  .  .  since  thou,  O  father ! 
Kver  since  thou  didst  loosen  its  strong  valves, 
Either  with  all  thy  dying  weight,  or  strength 
Agonised  with  her  stabs  .  . 

G  G 


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What  plunge  was  that  ? 
Ah  me! 

.  .  What  groans  are  those? 
Orettet  (returning).  They  sound  through  hell 

Rejoicing  the  Eumenides.* 

She  slew 

Our  father ;  she  made  thee  the  scorn  of  slaves ; 
Me  (son  of  him  who  ruled  this  land  and  more) 
She  made  an  outcast .  .  . 

Would  I  had  been  so 
For  ever !  ere  such  vengeance  .  .  . 

Electro.  O  that  Zeus 

Had  let  thy  arm  fall  sooner  at  thy  side 
Without  those  drops !  list !  they  are  audible  .  . 
For  they  are  many  .  .  from  the  sword's  point  falling, 
And  down  from  the  mid  blade ! 

Too  rash  Orestes  I 

Couldst  thou  not  then  have  spared  our  wretched  mother  ? 
Orestes.  The  Gods  could  not 
Electro.  She  was  not  theirs,  Orestes. 

Orestes.  And  didst  not  thou  .  . 
Electro.  Twas  I,  'twas  I,  who  did  it ; 

Of  our  unhappiest  house  the  most  unhappy ! 
Under  this  roof,  by  every  God  accurst, 
There  is  no  grief,  there  is  no  guilt,  but  mine. 
Orestes.  Electra  !  no ! 

'Tis  now  my  time  to  suffer  .  . 
Mine  be,  with  all  its  pangs,  the  righteous  deed. 


CCXXVIII.    CLEONE   TO   ASPASIA. 

I  will  never  praise  you  again  until  you  complete 
the  tragedy.  This  is  the  time  for  it,  now  all  the 
dramatic  poets  of  your  country  are  dead  or  silent. 
Not  that  I  would  invite  you  to  have  it  represented 
or  published :  but,  believe  me,  the  exertion  of 
poetical  power,  in  these  elevations,  throws  off 
many  of  the  mind's  diseases.  Little  or  nothing 
of  the  sort  can  be  effected  by  slenderer  and  more 
desultory  attempts.  A  bushel  of  garnets  and 
amethysts  and  topazes  is  not  worth  a  single  ruby 
the  size  of  the  smallest :  and  yet  they  are  pretty 
things  enough,  and  attract  as  many  people.  One 
single  act  of  such  a  tragedy  as  you  are  able  to 
compose,  outvalues  a  thousand  pieces  of  less 
cohesive  and  infrangible  materials.  Let  others 
expatiate  on  trivial  objects,  ordinary  characters, 
and  uninteresting  events :  let  them  be  called 
poets  by  themselves  and  by  their  households:  but 
remember,  0  Aspasia,  that  you  have  Athenians 
for  judges,  and  that  the  progeny  of  heroes  and 
gods  is  about  to  plead  before  them. 

Again,  I  declare  it,  I  will  never  praise  you 
until  you  comply  with  me  :  I  will  only  love  you  ; 
and  hardly  that. 


CCXXIX.   ASPASIA   TO   CLEONE. 

I  will  never  take  so  many  steps  up  the  highths 
of  poetry,  as  to  make  any  poet  doubt  whether  he 
can  overtake  me.  There  is  not  enough  honey  in 

*  An  ancient  scholiast  has  recorded  that  the  name  of 
Eumenides  was  given  to  these  Goddesses  after  the  expiation 
of  Orestes.  But  Catullus  (called  the  learned  by  his  coun- 
trymen) represents  Ariadne  invoking  them  by  this  appella- 
tion long  before  the  Trojan  war.  The  verses  are  the  most 
majestic  in  the  Roman  language. 

Eumenides !  quarum  anguineis  redimita  capillis 
Frons  expirantes  prteportat  pectoris  iras, 
Hue,  hue  adventate !  &c. 


my  cells  to  attract  the  wasps;  nor  shall  there 
be.  If  you  really  think  I  have  done  better  in 
some  parts  than  the  generality,  keep  the  secret ; 
at  least  from  others ;  and  if  you  desire  to  see  the 
tragedy  completed  .  .  .  finish  it  yourself.  You 
have  often  done  work  for  me  greatly  more  dif- 
ficult. I  never  could  work  anything  with  the 
needle :  and  it  was  not  because  I  feared  its 
roughening  my  fingers,  as  you  were  pleased  to 
say  after  you  had  finished  it.  I  do  not  like  any 
labour  of  the  hands ;  that  is  the  matter  of  fact ; 
not  even  so  little  as  the  writing  out  of  a  tragedy. 
I  will,  however,  on  this  one  occasion,  give  you  a 
little  assistance. 

THE  MADNESS  OF  OHKSTKS. 

Orestes  and  Electra. 

Orestes.  Heavy  and  murderous  dreams,  O  my  Electra, 
Have  dragged  me  from  myself. 

Is  this  Mycenai  ? 

Are  we  ...  are  all  who  should  be  ...  in  our  house  ? 
Living  ?  unhurt  ?  our  father  here  ?  our  mother  ? 
Why  that  deep  gasp  ?  for  'twas  not  sigh  nor  groan. 
She  then  .  .  .  'twas  she  who  fell !  when  ?  how  ?  beware  ! 
No,  no,  speak  out  at  once,  that  my  full  heart 
May  meet  it,  and  may  share  with  thee  in  all  .  . 
In  all  ...  but  that  one  thing. 

It  was  a  dream. 
AVe  may  share  all. 

They  live  ?  both  live  ? 

0  say  it ! 

Electra.  The  Gods  have  placed  them  from  us,  and  there 

rolls 

Between  us  that  dark  river  .  .  . 
Orestes.  Blood  !  blood !  blood  ! 

1  see  it  roll ;  I  see  the  hand  above  it, 
Imploring ;  I  see  her. 

Hiss  me  not  back, 
Ye  snake-hair'd  maids !  I  will  look  on  ;  I  will 
Hear  the. words  gurgle  thro'  that  cursed  stream, 
And  catch  that  hand  . .  that  hand  . .  which  slew  my  father ! 
It  can  not  be  ....  how  could  it  slay  my  father  ? 
Death  to  the  slave  who  spoke  it !  ...  slay  my  father  ! 
It  tost  me  up  to  him  to  earn  a  smile, 
And  was  a  smile  then  such  a  precious  boon, 
And  royal  state  and  proud  affection  nothing  ? 
Ay,  and  tbee  too,  Electra,  she  once  taught 
To  take  the  sceptre  from  him  at  the  door  .  . 
Not  the  bath-door,  not  the  bath-door,  mind  that !  .  . 
And  place  it  in  the  vestibule,  against 
The  spear  of  Pallas,  where  it  used  to  stand. 
Where  is  it  now  ?  methinks  I  missed  it  there. 
How  we  have  trembled  to  be  seen  to  move  it ! 
Both  looking  up,  lest  that  stern  face  should  frown 
Which  always  gazed  on  Zeus  right  opposite. 
O  !  could  but  one  tear  more  fall  from  my  eyes, 
It  would  shake  off  those  horrid  visages, 
And  melt  them  into  air. 

I  am  not  yours, 
Fell  Goddesses !    A  just  and  generous  Power, 
A  bright-hair'd  God,  directed  me. 

And  thus 
Abased  is  he  whom  such  a  God  inspired  .' 

(After  a  pause.) 
Into  whose  kingdom  went  they  ?  did  they  go 
Together? 

Electra.  Oh  !  ^hey  were  not  long  apart. 

Orestes.    I  know  why  thou  art  pale ;  I  know  whose  head 
Thy  flower-like  hands  have  garlanded ;  I  know 
For  whom  thou  hast  unbraided  all  thy  love. 
He  well  deserves  it  ....  he  shall  have  it  all. 
Glory  and  love  shall  crown  thee,  my  brave  sister ! 

Electra.    I  am  not  she  of  Sparta.    Let  me  live 
(If  live  I  must,  Orestes .')  not  unnamed 


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Nor  named  too  often.    Speak  no  more  of  love, 
Ill-omen'd  and  opprobrious  in  this  house  .  . 
A  mother  should  have  had,  a  father  had  it, 

0  may  a  brother  let  it  dwell  with  him, 
Unchangeable,  unquestioned,  solitary, 
Strengthened  and  hallowed  in  the  depths  of  grief ! 
Gaze  not  so  angrily  .  .  I  dare  not  see  thee, 

1  dare  not  look  where  comfort  should  be  found. 

Orestes.    I  dare  and  do  behold  them  all  day  lonsr, 
And,  were  that  face  away  so  like  my  mother's, 
I  would  advance  and  question  and  compel  them  .  • 
They  hear  me  and  they  know  it. 

Electro,..  Hear  me  too, 

Ye  mighty  ones  !  to  me  invisible ! 
And  spare  him  !  spare  him  !  for  without  the  Gods 
He  wrought  not  what  he  wrought :  And  are  not  ye 
Partakers  of  their  counsels  and  their  power  ? 

0  spare  the  son  of  him  whom  ye  and  they 
Sent  against  Ilion,  to  perform  your  will 
And  bid  the  rulers  of  the  earth  be  just. 

Orestes.    And  dare   they  frighten  thee  too?  frighten 

thee? 
And  bend  thee  into  prayer  ? 

Off,  hateful  eyes ! 
Look  upon  me,  not  her. 

Ay,  thus ;  'tis  well. 
Cheer,  cheer  thee,  my  Electra  ! 

I  am  strong, 

Stronger  than  ever  .  .  steel,  fire,  adamant  .  . 
But  can  not  bear  thy  brow  upon  my  neck, 
Can  not  bear  these  wild  writhings,  these  loud  sobs. 
By  all  the  Gods !  I  think  thou  art  half  mad  .  .  . 

1  must  away  .  .  follow  me  not  .  .  stand  there ! 

Here  is  the  Prayer  of  Orestes,  in  his  madness, 
to  Apollo ;  and  there  follows,  what  is  not  im- 
mediately connected  with  it,  the  Reply  of  the 
Priestess. 

Orestes.  O  king  Apollo !  god  Apollo  !  god 
Powerful  to  smite  and  powerful  to  preserve  1 
If  there  is  blood  upon  me,  as  there  seems, 
Purify  that  black  stain  (thou  only  canst) 
With  every  rill  that  bubbles  from  these  caves 
Audibly  ;  and  come  willing  to  the  work. 
No  ;  'tis  not  they ;  'tis  blood  ;  'tis  blood  again 
That  bubbles  in  my  ear,  that  shakes  the  shades 
Of  thy  dark  groves,  and  lets  in  hateful  gleams, 
Bringing  me  .  .  what  dread  sight !  what  sounds  abhorr'd  ! 
What  screams !    They  are  my  mother's  :  'tis  her  eye 
That  through  the  snakes  of  those  three  furies  glares, 
And  makes  them  hold  their  peace  that  she  may  speak. 
Has  thy  voice  bidden  them  all  forth  ?    There  slink 
Some  that  would  hide  away,  but  must  turn  back, 
And  others  like  blue  lightnings  bound  along 
From  rock  to  rock  ;  and  many  hiss  at  me 
As  they  draw  nearer.    Earth,  fire,  water,  all 
Abominate  the  deed  the  Gods  commanded  ! 
Alas !  I  came  to  pray,  not  to  complain  ; 
And  lo  I  my  speech  is  impious  as  my  deed  ! 

Priestess  of  Apollo. 
Take  refuge  here  amid  our  Delphian  shades, 

O  troubled  breast ! 
Here  the  most  pious  of  Mycenai's  maids 

Shall  watch  thy  rest 
And  wave  the  cooling  laurel  o'er  thy  brow, 

Nor  insect  swarm 
Shall  ever  break  thy  slumbers,  nor  shalt  thou 

Start  at  the  alarm 
Of  boys  infesting  (as  they  do)  the  street 

With  mocking  songs, 
Stopping  and  importuning  all  they  meet, 

And  heaping  wrongs 
Upon  thy  diadem'd  and  sacred  head, 

Worse  than  when  base 
CEgisthus  (shudder  not !)  his  toils  outspread 

Around  thy  race. 


Altho'  even  in  this  fane  the  fitful  blast 

Thou  may'st  hear  roar, 
Thy  name  among  our  highest  rocks  shall  last 

For  evermore. 

Orestes.  A  calm  comes  over  me  :  life  brings  it  not 
With  any  of  its  tides  :  my  end  is  near. 
O  Priestess  of  the  purifying  God 
Receive  her  !  *  and  when  she  hath  closed  mine  eyes, 
Do  thou  (weep  not,  my  father's  child  !)  close  hers. 


CCXXX.     ASPASIA    TO   CLEONE. 

Many  are  now  recovering  from  the  fever,  which 
no  longer  can  be  called  a  pestilence.  Pericles, 
though  he  tells  me  he  is  weak  in  body  and  altered 
in  appearance,  will  soon  overcome  his  fears  about 
me.  We  shall  presently  meet  again.  And  so, 
Cleone,  you  really  have  ventured  at  last  to  accept 
the  invitation  of  Euphorbia.  If  she  talked  to  you 
of  her  son  she  was  imprudent  and  indiscreet  : 
perhaps  in  her  earlier  invitations  she  was  hardly 
less  so.  But  who  can  foresee  the  end  of  sorrow, 
or  would  foresee  the  end  of  happiness  ]  It  usually 
is  nearer  at  hand.  When  we  enter  a  place  whence 
the  beloved  has  been  long  absent,  part  of  the 
presence  seems  to  be  left  behind.  Again  we  draw 
back  from  the  window  as  we  did  before,  because 
then  we  were  told  people  were  coming.  Foolish  ! 
foolish  !  I  am  representing  my  own  sensations  in 
times  past :  girlish  sensations,  which  never  were 
Cleone's,  even  in  girlhood.  Ah,  Cleone !  the 
beautiful  smooth  dove's  plumage  is  hard  and  cold 
externally ;  but  what  throbbing,  what  warmth, 
what  ardour,  what  tenderness,  deep  within  !  We 
must  neither  of  us  prefix  ah!  to  any  thing  in  future  : 
we  must  be  the  happiest  of  the  happy.  Here  are 
two  pieces  of  verse  for  you.  That  on  Dirce  was 
sent  to  me  by  Pericles ;  to  prove  that  his  Athe- 
nians can  sport  with  Charon  even  now.  The  last 
quaternion  seems  the  production  of  an  elderly 
man :  and  some  of  the  ladies,  on  whom  it  was 
not  written,  and  to  whom  it  is  not  applicable,  cry 
shame  on  him,  beyond  a  doubt. 

Stand  close  around,  ye  Stygian  set, 
With  Dirce  in  one  boat  cpnvey'd, 

Or  Charon,  seeing,  may  forget 

That  he  is  old,  and  she  a  shade. 

Love  ran  with  me,  then  walkt,  then  sate, 
Then  said,  Come.'  come!  it  grows  too  late. 
And  then  he  would  have  gone,  but  .  .  no  .  . 
You  caught  his  eye :  he  could  not  go. 


CCXXXI.    ASPASIA    TO    CLEONE. 

Where  on  earth  is  there  so  much  society  as  in  a 
beloved  child  ?  He  accompanies  me  in  my  walks, 
gazes  into  my  eyes  for  what  I  am  gathering  from 
books,  tells  me  more  and  better  things  than  they 
do,  and  asks  me  often  what  neither  I  nor  they 
can  answer.  When  he  is  absent  I  am  filled  with 
reflections  :  when  he  is  present  I  have  room  for 
none  beside  what  I  receive  from  him.  The  charms 
of  his  childhood  bring  me  back  to  the  delights 

*  Pointing  to  his  sister. 
o  Q  2 


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of  mine,  and  I  fancy  I  hear  my  own  words  in  a 
sweeter  voice.  Will  he  (0  how  I  tremble  at  the 
mute  oracle  of  futurity !)  will  he  ever  be  as  happy 
as  I  have  been  ?  Alas  !  and  must  he  ever  be  as 
subject  to  fears  and  apprehensions'?  No ;  thanks 
to  the  Gods !  never,  never.  He  carries  his  father's 
heart  within  his  breast :  I  see  him  already  an 
orator  and  a  leader.  I  try  to  teach  him  daily 
some  of  his  father's  looks  and  gestures,  and  I 
never  smile  but  at  his  docility  and  gravity.  How 
his  father  will  love  him  !  the  little  thunderer ! 
the  winner  of  cities  !  the  vanquisher  of  Cleones  ! 

COXXXII.    CLEONE   TO  ASPASIA. 

The  Lacedaemonians,  we  hear,  have  occupied 
not  only  all  Attica,  but  are  about  to  enter,  if  they 
have  not  entered  already,  the  territory  of  their 
confederates  the  Thebans,  and  to  join  their  forces. 
Whither  will  you  go,  my  Aspasia  1  Thessaly  is 
almost  as  perilous  as  Boeotia.  It  is  worse  than 
criminal  to  be  so  nearly  allied  to  the  greatest  man 
on  earth,  who  must  always  have  the  greatest 
enemies.  There  are  more  who  will  forgive  injury 
than  there  are  who  will  forgive  station :  and 
those  who  assail  in  vain  the  power  of  Pericles, 
will  exert  their  abilities  in  diminishing  his 
equanimity  and  happiness.  I  fear  your  fondness 
will  have  induced  you  again  to  enter  the  city, 
that  you  may  assuage  and  divide  those  cares 
which  must  weigh  heavily  on  his  wisdom  and 
patriotism;  and  the  more,  since  his  health  has 
been  undermined  by  the  pestilence.  I  dare  not 
advise  you  to  forego  a  duty :  but  remember  he 
has  commanded  you  to  remain  away.  Your  return 
would  afflict  him.  I  am  quite  incapable  of  judg- 
ing for  you.  Were  I  with  you,  then  perhaps  I 
might  know  many  things  which  should  influence 
your  decision. 

And  can  two  years  have  passed  over  since  this 
evil  entered  your  city,  without  my  flying  to  com- 
fort you  ?  Two  years  have  indeed  passed  over  ; 
but  my  house  has  also  had  its  days  of  mourning. 
The  prayers  of  my  father  were  heard  :  he  died 
contentedly,  and  even  joyfully.  He  told  me  he 
had  implored  of  the  Gods  that  they  would  bestow 
on  me  a  life  as  long  and  happy  as  his  own,  and 
was  assured  they  would.  Until  we  have  seen 
some  one  grown  old,  our  existence  seems  sta- 
tionary. When  we  feel  certain  of  having  seen  it 
(which  is  not  early)  the  earth  begins  a  little  to 
loosen  from  us.  Nothing  now  can  detain  me  at 
Miletus,  although  when  I  have  visited  you  I  shall 
return.  You  must  return  with  me,  which  you 
can  do  from  any  region  but  Attica.  Pericles  will 
not  refuse,  for  you  have  already  conciliated  me  his 
favour.  In  the  meanwhile,  do  not  think  yourseU 
bound  by  the  offices  of  humanity,  to  bestow  those 
cares  on  others  which  are  all  required  for  your 
own  family.  Do  not  be  so  imprudent  as  to  let 
the  most  intimate  of  your  friends  persuade  you 
to  visit  them.  You  have  a  child,  you  have  a 
husband,  and,  without  your  presence,  you  possess 
the  means  of  procuring  every  human  aid  for  the 


infected.  O  that  I  were  with  you !  to  snatch  you 
away  from  the  approach  of  the  distemper.  But 
I  sadly  fear  I  should  grow  hard-hearted  toward 
others,  in  your  danger. 

I  must  be  with  my  Aspasia ;  and  very  soon. 

0  Athens  !  Athens  !  are  there  not  too  many 
of  the  dead  within  thy  walls  already  ]  and  are 
none  there  who  never  should  have  been  1* 


CCXXXIII.    ASPASIA   TO   PERICLES. 

Never  tell  me,  0  my  Pericles,  that  you  are 
suddenly  changed  in  appearance.  Hay  every 
change  of  your  figure  and  countenance  be  gra- 
dual, so  that  I  shall  not  perceive  it :  but  if  you 
really  are  altered  to  such  a  degree  as  you  describe, 
I  must  transfer  my  affection  .  .  from  the  first 
Pericles  to  the  second.  Are  you  jealous  !  If  you 
are,  it  is  I  who  am  to  be  pitied,  whose  heart  is 
destined  to  fly  from  the  one  to  the  other  inces- 
santly. In  the  end  it  will  rest,  it  shall,  it  must, 
on  the  nearest.  I  would  write  a  longer  letter ; 
but  it  is  a  sad  and  wearisome  thing  to  aim  at 
playfulness  where  the  hand  is  palsied  by  affliction. 
Be  well ;  and  all  is  well :  be  happy ;  and  Athens 
rises  up  again,  alert  and  blooming  and  vigorous, 
from  between  war  and  pestilence.  Love  me  :  for 
love  cures  all  but  love.  How  can  we  fear  to  die, 
how  can  we  die,  while  we  cling  or  are  clung  to 
the  beloved "? 


'    COXXXIV.   PERICLES  TO   ASPASIA. 

The  pestilence  has  taken  from  me  both  my 
sons.  You,  who  were  ever  so  kind  and  affectionate 
to  them,  will  receive  a  tardy  recompense,  in  hear- 
ing that  the  least  gentle  and  the  least  grateful  did 
acknowledge  it. 

I  mourn  for  Paralos,  because  he  loved  me ;  for 
Xanthippos,  because  he  loved  me  not. 

Preserve  with  all  your  maternal  care  our  little 
Pericles.  I  can  not  be  fonder  of  him  than  I  have 
always  been ;  I  can  only  fear  more  for  him. 

Is  he  not  with  my  Aspasia]  What  fears  then 
are  so  irrational  as  mine1?  But  oh  !  I  am  living 
in  a  widowed  house,  a  house  of  desolation  ;  I  am 
living  in  a  city  of  tombs  and  torches ;  and  the 
last  I  saw  before  me  were  for  my  children. 


OCXXXV.    PERICLES   TO   ASPASIA. 

It  is  right  and  orderly,  that  he  who  has  'par- 
taken so  largely  in  the  prosperity  of  the  Athenians, 
should  close  the  procession  of  their  calamities. 
The  fever  that  has  depopulated  our  city,  returned 
upon  me  last  night,  and  Hippocrates  and  Acron 
tell  me  that  my  end  is  near. 

When  we  agreed,  0  Aspasia,  in  the  beginning 
of  our  loves,  to  communicate  our  thoughts  by 
writing,  even  while  we  were  both  in  Athens,  and 
when  we  had  many  reasons  for  it,  we  little  foresaw 
the  more  powerful  one  that  has  rendered  it  neces- 


*  This  seems  to  refer  to  Xeniades. 


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sary  of  late.  We  never  can  meet  again  :  the  laws 
forbid  it,  and  love  itself  enforces  them.  Let  wis- 
dom be  heard  by  you  as  imperturbably,  and  af- 
fection as  authoritatively,  as  ever :  and  remember 
that  the  sorrow  of  Pericles  can  arise  but  from  the 
bosom  of  Aspasia.  There  is  only  one  word  of 
tenderness  we  could  say,  which  we  have  not  said 
oftentimes  before  ;  and  there  is  no  consolation  in 
it.  The  happy  never  say,  and  never  hear  said, 
farewell. 

Reviewing  the  course  of  my  life,  it  appears  to 
me  at  one  moment  as  if  we  met  but  yesterday ;  at 
another  as  if  centuries  had  passed  within  it ;  for 
within  it  have  existed  the  greater  part  of  those 
who,  since  the  origin  of  the  world,  have  been  the 
luminaries  of  the  human  race.  Damon  called  me 
from  my  music  to  look  at  Aristides  on  his  way 
to  exile :  and  my  father  pressed  the  wrist  by 
which  he  was  leading  me  along,  and  whispered  in 
my  ear, 

"  Walk  quickly  by ;  glance  cautiously ;  it  is 
there  Miltiades  is  in  prison." 

In  my  boyhood  Pindar  took  me  up  in  his  arms, 
when  he  brought  to  our  house  the  dirge  he  had 
composed  for  the  funeral  of  my  grandfather :  in 
my  adolescence  I  offered  the  rites  of  hospitality 
toEmpedocles :  not  long  afterward  I  embraced  the 
neck  of  JEschylus,  about  to  abandon  his  country. 
With  Sophocles  I  have  argued  on  eloquence  ;  with 
Euripides  on  polity  and  ethics ;  I  have  discoursed, 
as  became  an  inquirer,  with  Protagoras  and  De- 
mocritus,  with  Anaxagoras  and  Meton.  From 
Herodotus  I  have  listened  to  the  most  instructive 
history,  conveyed  in  a  language  the  most  copious 
and  the  most  harmonious ;  a  man  worthy  to  carry 
away  the  collected  suffrages  of  universal  Greece  ; 
a  man  worthy  to  throw  open  the  temples  of  Egypt, 
and  to  celebrate  the  exploits  of  Cyrus.  And  from 
Thueydides,  who  alone  can  succeed  to  him,  how 
recently  did  my  Aspasia  hear  with  me  the  ener- 
getic praises  of  his  just  supremacy  ! 

As  if  the  festival  of  life  were  incomplete,  and 
wanted  one  great  ornament  to  crown  it,  Phidias 
placed  before  us,  in  ivory  and  gold,  the  tutelary 
Deity  of  this  land,  and  the  Zeus  of  Homer  and 
Olympus. 

To  have  lived  with  such  men,  to  have  enjoyed 
their  familiarity  and  esteem,  overpays  all  labours 
and  anxieties.  I  were  unworthy  of  the  friend- 
ships I  have  commemorated,  were  I  forgetful  of 
the  latest.  Sacred  it  ought  to  be,  formed  as  it 
was  under  the  portico  of  Death,  my  friendship 
with  the  most  sagacious,  the  most  scientific,  the 
most  beneficent  of  philosophers,  Acron  and  Hip- 
pocrates. If  mortal  could  war  against  Pestilence 
and  Destiny,  they  had  been  victorious.  I  leave 
them  in  the  field  :  unfortunate  he  who  finds  them 
among  the  fallen ! 

And  now,  at  the  close  of  my  day,  when  every 
light  is  dim  and  every  guest  departed,  let  me  own 
that  these  wane  before  me,  remembering,  as  I  do 
in  the  pride  and  fulness  of  my  heart,  that  Athens 
confided  her  glory,  and  Aspasia  her  happiness,  to 


Have  I  been  a  faithful  guardian  ]  do  I  resign 
them  to  the  custody  of  the  Gods  undiminished 
and  unimpaired?  Welcome  then,  welcome,  my 
last  hour !  After  enjoying  for  so  great  a  num- 
ber of  years,  in  my  public  and  my  private  life, 
what  I  believe  has  never  been  the  lot  of  any 
other,  I  now  extend  my  hand  to  the  urn,  and 
take  without  reluctance  or  hesitation  what  is  the 
lot  of  all. 


CCXXXVI.     ALCIBIADES    TO   ASPASIA. 

I  returned  to  Athens  in  time  to  receive  the 
last  injunctions  of  my  guardian.  What  I  pro- 
mised him,  to  comfort  him  in  his  departure,  I 
dare  not  promise  his  Aspasia,  lest  I  fail  in  the 
engagement;  nevertheless  I  will  hope  that  my 
natural  unsteadiness  may  sometimes  settle  on  his 
fixed  principles.  But  what  am  I,  what  are  all 
my  hopes,  in  comparison  with  the  last  few  words 
of  this  great  man,  surely  the  greatest  that  earth 
has  ever  seen,  or  ever  will  see  hereafter!  Let 
me  repeat  them  to  you,  for  they  are  more  ,than 
consolation,  and  better.  If  on  such  a  loss  I  or 
anyone  could  console  you,  I  should  abominate 
you  eternally. 

I  found  him  surrounded  by  those  few  friends 
whom  pestilence  and  despair  had  left  in  the  city. 
They  had  entered  but  a  little  while  before  me ; 
and  it  appears  that  one  or  other  of  them  had 
been  praising  him  for  his  exploits. 

"  In  these,"  replied  he,  "  Fortune  hath  had  her 
share  :  tell  me  rather,  if  you  wish  to  gratify  me, 
that  never  have  I  caused  an  Athenian  to  put  on 
mourning." 

I  burst  forward  from  the  doorway,  and  threw 
my  arms  around  his  neck. 

"  0  Pericles !  my  first,  last,  only  friend !  afar 
be  that  hour  yet!"  cried  I,  and  my  tears  rolled 
abundantly  on  his  cheeks.  Either  he  felt  them 
not,  or  dissembled,  or  disregarded  them ;  for, 
seeing  his  visitors  go  away,  he  began  with  perfect 
calmness  to  give  me  such  advice  as  would  be  the 
best  to  follow  in  every  occurrence,  and  chiefly  in 
every  difficulty.  When  he  had  ended,  and  I  was 
raising  my  head  from  above  his  pillow  (for  I  con- 
tinued in  that  posture,  ashamed  that  he,  who 
spake  so  composedly,  should  perceive  my  uncon- 
trollable emotion),  I  remarked  I  knew  not  what 
upon  his  bosom.  He  smiled  faintly,  and  said, 
"  Alcibiades !  I  need  not  warn  you  against  su- 
perstition :  it  never  was  among  your  weaknesses. 
Do  not  wonder  at  these  amulets  :  above  all,  do 
not  order  them  to  be  removed.  The  kind  old 
nurses,  who  have  been  carefully  watching  over 
me  day  and  night,  are  persuaded  that  these 
will  save  my  life.  Superstition  is  rarely  so  kind- 
hearted  ;  whenever  she  is,  unable  as  we  are  to 
reverence,  let  us  at  least  respect  her.  After  the 
good  patient  creatures  have  found,  as  they  must 
soon,  all  their  traditional  charms  unavailing,  they 
will  surely  grieve  enough,  and  perhaps  from  some 
other  motive  than  their  fallability  in  science.  In- 
flict not,  0  Alcibiades  !  a  fresh  wound  upon  their 


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grief,  by  throwing  aside  the  tokens  of  their  affec 
tion.  In  hours  like  these  we  are  the  most  indif 
ferent  to  opinion  and  greatly  the  most  sensible 
to  kindness." 

The  statesman,  the  orator,  the  conqueror,  the 
protector,  had  died  away ;  the  philosopher,  the 
humane  man,  yet  was  living  .  .'  alas !  few  mo 
ments  more. 


CCXXXVII.    ALCIBIADES    TO   ASPASIA. 

Must  I  again,  Aspasia,  torment  my  soul  1  again 
must  I  trouble  yours  ]  Has  the  pestilence  then 
seized  me,  that  I  want  hardihood,  strength 
understanding,  to  begin  my  labour  ?  No ;  I  walk 
through  the  house  of  mourning,  firmly,  swiftly, 
incessantly :  my  limbs  are  alert  as  ever. 

Write  it  I  must.  Somebody  was  at  the  house- 
door;  admittance  was,  it  seems,  not  granted 
readily.  I  heard  a  voice,  feeble  and  hoarse,  and, 
looking  forth,  saw  two  women  who  leaned  against 
the  lintels. 

"  Let  her  enter,  let  her  enter :  look  at  her  :  she 
is  one  of  us." 

These  words  were  spoken  by  the  younger ;  and 
maliciously.  Scarcely  had  she  uttered  them 
when  her  head  dropped  forward.  The  stranger 
caught  and  supported  her,  and  cried  help  !  help  ! 
and  rubbed  her  temples,  and,  gazing  on  her  with 
an  intensity  of  compassion,  closed  her  eyelids  : 
for  death  had  come  over  them.  In  my  horror 
(my  fright  and  dastardly  cowardice  I  should 
rather  call  it)  I  failed  to  prevent  or  check  her. 

Aspasia  has  then  her  equal  on  the  earth  ! 

Aspasia  is  all  that  women  in  their  wildest 
wishes  can  desire  to  be ;  Cleone,  all  that  the  Im- 
mortals are.  But  she  has  friendship,  she  has 
sympathy :  have  those  1 

She  has,  did  I  say!  And  can  nothing  then 
bring  me  back  my  recollection]  not  even  she!  I 
want  it  not :  those  moments  are  present  yet,  and 
will  never  pass  away. 

She  asked  for  you. 

"  Aspasia,"  answered  I,  "  is  absent." ' 

"  Not  with  her  husband  ?  not  with  her  hus- 
band ]"  cried  she. 

"  Pericles,"  I  replied,  "  is  gone  to  the  Blessed." 

"  She  was  with  him  then,  while  hope  remained 
for  her !  I  knew  she  would  be.  Tell  me  she  was." 

And  saying  it,  she  grasped  my  arm  and  looked 
earnestly  in  my  face.  Suddenly,  as  it  appeared 
to  me,  she  blushed  slightly  :  on  her  countenance 
there  was,  momentarily,  somewhat  less  of  its 
paleness.  She  walked  into  the  aviary :  the  lattice 


stood  open  :  the  birds  were  not  flown,  but  dead. 
She  drew  back ;  she  hesitated ;  she  departed.  I 
followed  her:  for  now,  and  not  earlier,  I  be- 
thought me  it  was  Cleone.  Before  I  came  up  to 
her,  she  had  asked  a  question  of  an  elderly  man, 
who  opened  his  lips  but  could  not  answer  her, 
and  whose  arm,  raised  with  difficulty  from  the 
pavement,  when  it  would  have  directed  her  to  the 
object  of  her  inquiry,  dropped  upon  his  breast. 
A  boy  was  with  him,  gazing  in  wonder  at  the 
elegance  and  composure  of  her  attire,  such  as,  in 
these  years  of  calamity  and  of  indifference  to 
seemliness,  can  nowhere  be  found  in  Athens.  He 
roused  himself  from  his  listless  posture,  beckoned, 
and  walked  before  us.  Beaching  the  garden  of 
Epimedea,  we  entered  it  through  the  house; 
silent,  vacant,  the  doors  broken  down.  Sure  sign 
that  some  family,  perhaps  many,  had,  but  few 
days  since,  utterly  died  off  within  its  chambers. 
For  nearly  all  the  habitations,  in  all  quarters  of 
the  city,  are  crowded  with  emigrants  from  the 
burghs  of  Attica.  The  pestilence  is  now  the 
least  appalling  where  it  has  made  the  most  havoc. 
But  how  hideous,  how  disheartening,  is  the  sud- 
den stride  before  our  eyes,  from  health  and 
beauty  to  deformity  and  death !  In  this  waste 
and  desolation  there  was  more  peacefulness,  I 
believe,  than  anywhere  else  beyond,  in  the  whole 
extent  of  our  dominions.  It  was  not  to  last. 

A  tomb  stood  opposite  the  entrance :  Cleone 
rushed  toward  it,  reposed  her  brow  against  it, 
and  said  at  intervals, 

"  I  am  weary  :  I  ache  throughout :  I  thirst 
bitterly :  I  can  not  read  the  epitaph." 

The  boy  advanced,  drew  his  finger  slowly  along, 
at  the  bottom  of  the  letters,  and  said, 
Surely  they  are  plain  enough. 
"  Xeniades  son  of  Charondas." 
He  turned  round  and  looked  at  me,  well  satis- 
ied.    Cleone  lowered  her  cheek  to  the  inscription  ; 
jut  her  knees  bent  under  her,  and  she  was  fain  to 
>e  seated  on  the  basement. 
"Cleone!"  said  I,  .  .  she  started  at  the  name 
.  "  Come,  I  beseech  you,  from  that  sepulchre." 
"The  reproof  is  just !"   she  replied  .  .  "Here 
,00,  even  here  I  am  an  alien  ! " 

Aspasia !  she  will  gladden  your  memory  no 
more :  never  more  will  she  heave  your  bosom 
with  fond  expectancy.  There  is  none  to  whom, 
in  the  pride  of  your  soul,  you  will  run  with  her 
etters  in  your  hand.  He,  upon  whose  shoulder 
rou  have  read  them  in  my  presence,  lies  also  in 
he  grave.  The  last  of  them  is  written. 


MINOB    PEOSE    PIECES. 


MINOR    PROSE    PIECES. 


OPINIONS  OF   CAESAR,   CROMWELL,   MILTON,  AND    BUONAPARTE. 


No  person  has  a  better  right  than  Lord 
Brougham  to  speak  contemptuously  of  Caesar,  of 
Cromwell,  and  of  Milton.  Caesar  was  the  purest 
and  most  Attic  writer  of  his  country,  and  there  is 
no  trace  of  intemperance,  in  thought  or  expres- 
sion, throughout  the  whole  series  of  his  hostilities. 
He  was  the  most  generous  friend,  he  was  the  most 
placable  enemy ;  he  rose  with  moderation,  and  he 
fell  with  dignity.  Can  we  wonder  then  at  Lord 
Brougham's  unfeigned  antipathy  and  assumed 
contempt  1  Few  well-educated  men  are  less  able 
to  deliver  a  sound  opinion  of  style  than  his  lord- 
ship ;  and  perhaps  there  are  not  many  of  our  con- 
temporaries who  place  a  just  value  on  Caesar's, 
dissimilar  as  it  is  in  all  its  qualities  to  what  they 
turn  over  on  the  sofa-table.  There  is  calmness, 
there  is  precision,  there  is  a  perspicuity  which 
shows  objects  in  their  proper  size  and  position, 
there  is  strength  without  strain,  and  superiority 
without  assertion.  I  acknowledge  my  preference 
of  his  style,  and  he  must  permit  me  to  add 
Cicero's,  to  that  which  he  considers  the  best  of  all, 
namely  his  own ;  and  he  must  pardon  me  if  I 
entertain  an  early  predilection  for  easy  humour 
over  hard  vulgarity,  and  for  graceful  irony  over 
intractable  distortion.  I  was  never  an  admirer, 
even  in  youth,  of  those  abrupt  and  splintery  sen- 
tences, which,  like  many  coarse  substances,  sparkle 
only  when  they  are  broken,  and  are  looked  at  only 
for  their  sharpnesses  and  inequalities. 

Caesar  and  Cromwell  are  hung  up  in  the  same 
wicker  basket,  as  an  offering  to  the  warrior  God 
of  our  formidable  Celt's  idolatry.  Cromwell  was 
destitute  of  all  those  elegancies  which  adorned 
the  Eoman  dictator,  but  he  alone  possessed  in  an 
equal  degree  all  those  which  ensure  the  constancy 
of  Fortune.  Both  were  needful :  one  against  an 
unjust  and  reckless  aristocracy,  whose  leader  had 
declared  that  he  would  follow  up  the  steps  ol 
Sulla,  and  cover  the  fields  of  Italy  with  slaughter 
the  other,  to  rescue  the  most  religious  and  most 
conscientious  of  his  countrymen  from  the  perse 
cution  of  an  unchristian  and  intolerant  episcopacy 
and  the  bravest  friends  of  ancient  freedom,  from 
torture,  from  mutilation,  and  from  solitude  anc 
death  in  pestilential  gaols.  Were  such  the  deeds 
of  Charles  ?  Yes ;  but  before  an  infallible  church 
had  commanded  us  to  worship  him  among  th 
martyrs.  Among  1  no,  not  among ;  above ;  anc 


,o  the  exclusion  of  all  the  rest.  This  was  wanting 
as  the  finishing  stroke  of  our  Reformation.  And 
was  Cromwell  then  pure  ?  Certainly  not ;  but 
ic  began  in  sincerity ;  and  he  believed  to  the  last 
that  every  accession  of  power  was  an  especial 
manifestation  of  God's  mercy.  Fanaticism  hath 
always  drawn  to  herself  such  conclusions  from 
;he  Bible.  Power  made  him  less  pious,  but  more 
ionfident.  God  had  taken  him  by  the  hand  at 
first,  and  had  now  let  him  walk  by  himself :  to 
show  how  he  could  walk,  he  strode.  Religion,  in 
the  exercise  of  power,  is  more  arbitrary,  more 
intolerant,  and  more  cruel  than  monarchy ;  and 
the  sordid  arrogance  of  Presbyterianism  suc- 
ceeded to  the  splendid  tyranny  of  Episcopacy. 
The  crosier  of  Laud  was  unbroken :  those  who 
had  been  the  first  in  cursing  it,  seized  and  exer- 
cised it :  it  was  to  fall  in  pieces  under  the  sword 
of  Cromwell.  To  him  alone  are  we  indebted  for 
the  establishment  of  religious  liberty.  If  a  Vane 
and  a  Milton  have  acknowledged  the  obligation, 
how  feeble  were  the  voices  of  all  men  living,  if 
the  voices  of  all  men  living  were  raised  against  it. 
Of  our  English  rulers  Oliver  holds  the  next  place 
to  Alfred;  and  it  would  be  unjust  and  igno- 
minious to  station  him  merely  on  a  level  with  the 
most  intelligent,  the  most  energetic,  and  the  most 
patriotic,  of  succeeding  kings.  He  did  indeed 
shed  blood ;  but  the  blood  he  shed  was  solely  for 
his  country,  although  without  it  he  never  would 
have  risen  to  the  Protectorate.  The  same  can  not 
be  said  of  Caesar ;  nor  of  that  extraordinary  per- 
sonage whom  some  of  his  flatterers  place  beside, 
and  some  before  him. 

The  first  campaigns  of  Buonaparte  were  admir- 
ably conducted,  and  honour  and  glory  in  the 
highest  degree  are  due  to  him  for  abstaining  from 
the  plunder  of  Italy.  It  would  be  ungenerous  to 
seize  the  obvious  idea  that,  by  his  vivid  imagina- 
tion, he  probably  saw  in  the  land  of  his  forefathers 
his  future  realm,  without  any  such  hope  regarding 
France,  and  was  desirous  of  winning  those  golden 
opinions  which  bear  so  high  an  interest.  But 
Egypt  seems  to  be  the  country  in  which  the 
renown  of  conquerors  is  destined  to  be  tarnished. 
The  latent  vices  of  the  Persian,  of  the  Macedo- 
nian, of  Pompey,  of  Julius,  of  Antonius,  of  Octa- 
vius,  shot  up  here  and  brought  forth  fruits  after 
their  kind.  It  was  here  also  that  the  eagle  eye  of 


458 


MINOR  PROSE  PIECES. 


Buonaparte  was  befilmed ;  here  forty  thousand  of 
the  best  troops  in  the  world  were  defeated  under 
his  guidance,  and  led  captive  after  his  desertion. 
He  lost  Haiti,  which  he  attempted  to  recover  by 
force ;  he  lost  Spain,  which  he  attempted  to  seize 
by  perfidy.  And  what  generosity  or  what  policy 
did  he  display  with  Toussaint  1'Ouverture  or  with 
Ferdinand  1  Imprisonment  and  a  miserable  death 
befell  the  braver.  Is  there  a  human  heart  that 
swells  not  at  the  deliberate  murder  of  the  intrepid 
and  blameless  Hofer]  I  say  nothing  of  Palm; 
I  say  nothing  of  D'Enghein ;  even  in  such  atoms 
as  these  he  found  room  enough  for  the  perpetra- 
tion of  a  crime.  They  had  indeed  friends  to 
mourn  for  them ;  but  they  were  not  singly  worth 
whole  nations.  Their  voices  did  not  breathe  courage 
into  ten  thousand  breasts ;  children  were  not  car- 
ried into  churches  to  hear  their  names  uttered 
with  God's ;  if  they  had  virtues,  those  virtues 
perished  with  them;  Hofer's  will  ring  eternally 
on  every  mountain  and  irradiate  every  mine  of 
Tyrol ;  Universal  Man,  domestic,  political,  and 
religious,  will  be  the  better  for  him.  When  he 
was  led  to  slaughter  in  Mantua,  some  of  those 
Italian  soldiers  who  had  followed  Buonaparte  in 
his  earliest  victories,  shed  tears.  The  French 
themselves,  from  the  drummer  on  the  platform  to 
the  governor  in  the  citadel,  thought  of  the  cause 
that  first  united  them  in  arms,  and  knew  that  it 
was  Hofer's.  Buonaparte  could  no  more  pardon 
bravery  in  his  enemy  than  cowardice  in  his  sol- 
dier. No  expression  was  too  virulent  for  Hofer, 
for  Sir  Sydney  Smith,  or  for  any  who  had  foiled 
him.  He  spoke  contemptuously  of  Kleber,  mali- 
ciously of  Hoche :  he  could  not  even  refrain  from 
an  unmanly  triumph  on  the  death  of  the  weak 
Moreau.  If  this  is  greatness,  he  certainly  did  not 
inherit  it  from  any  great  man  on  record.  Sym- 
pathy with  men  at  large  is  not  among  their  attri- 
butes, but  sympathy  with  the  courageous  and 
enterprising  may  be  found  in  all  of  them,  and 
sometimes  a  glance  has  fallen  from  them  so  low 
as  on  the  tomb  of  the  unfortunate.  The  inhu- 
manity of  Napoleon  was  certainly  not  dictated  by 
policy,  whose  dictates,  rightly  understood,  never 
point  in  that  direction.  It  is  unnecessary  to  dis- 
cuss what  instruction  he  received  in  his  military 
school,  after  which  he  had  small  leisure  for  any 
unconnected  with  his  profession.  And  so  little 
was  his  regard  for  literature  in  others,  that  he 
drove  out  of  France  the  only  person  in  that 
country*  who  had  attained  any  eminence  in  it. 
His  Catechism  was  adapted  to  send  back  the  rising 
generation  to  the  middle  ages. 

But  let  us  consider  that  portion  of  his  policy 
which  he  studied  most,  and  on  which  he  would 
have  founded  his  power  and  looked  forward  to  the 
establishment  of  his  dynasty.  He  repudiated  the 
woman  who  attached  to  him  the  best  of  all  parties, 
by  the  sweetness  of  her  temper  and  the  activity 
of  her  beneficence ;  and  he  married  into  the  only 
family  proscribed  by  the  prejudices  of  his  nation. 


*  Madame  de'Stael. 


He  soon  grew  restless  with  peace,  and  uneasy 
under  the  weight  of  his  acquisitions.  No  public 
man,  not  Pitt  himself,  ever  squandered  such  pro- 
digious means  so  unprofitably.  Anxious  to  aggran- 
dise his  family,  could  he  not  have  given  the  whole 
of  Italy  to  one  brother,  leaving  Spain  as  his  privy 
purse  in  the  hands  of  its  imbecile  Bourbon  ?  Could 
he  not  have  given  Poland  and  Polish  Prussia  to 
the  King  of  Saxony,  and  have  placed  an  eternal 
barrier  between  France  and  Russia  ?  The  Saxon 
dominions,  with  Prussian  Silesia,  would  have  re- 
compensed Austria  for  the  cession  of  the  Vene- 
tian territories  on  the  west  of  the  Tagliamento. 
I  do  not  suggest  these  practicabilities  as  fair 
dealings  toward  nations  :  I  suggest  them  only  as 
suitable  to  the  interests  of  Napoleon,  who  shook 
and  >  threw  nations  as  another  gamester  shakes 
and  throws  dice.  Germany  should  have  been 
broken  up  into  its  old  Hanse  towns  and  small 
principalities. 

With  such  arrangements,  all  feasible  at  one  time 
or  other,  France  would  have  been  unassailable.  In- 
stead of  which,  her  ruler  fancied  it  necessary  to 
make  an  enemy  of  Russia.  Had  it  been  so,  he 
might  have  profited  by  the  experience  of  all  who 
had  ever  invaded  the  interior  of  that  country.  The 
extremities  of  the  Muscovite  empire  are  easily 
broken  off,  by  lying  at  so  great  a  distance  from  the 
trunk ;  added  to  which,  they  all  are  grafts,  imper- 
fectly granulated  on  an  uncongenial  stock,  and 
with  the  rush-bound  cement  fresh  and  friable 
about  them.  Moscow  never  could  be  long  retained 
by  any  hostile  forces ;  subsistence  would  be  per- 
petually cut  off  and  carried  away  from  them  by 
hostile  tribes,  assailing  and  retreating  as  necessity 
might  demand,  and  setting  fire  to  the  harvests  and 
the  forests.  The  inhabitants  of  that  city,  especially 
the  commercial  body  and  the  ancient  nobility, 
would  have  rej  oiced  at  the  demolition  of  Petersburg, 
which  nothing  could  prevent,  the  ports  of  the 
Baltic  being  in  the  hands  of  Buonaparte,  and 
Dantzic  containing  stores  of  every  kind,  sufficient 
for  an  army  the  most  numerous  that  ever  marched 
upon  the  earth.  For  the  Asiatic  have  contained, 
in  all  ages,  less  than  a  fifth  of  fighting  men,  the 
rest  being  merchants,  husbandmen,  drovers,  arti- 
sans, and  other  followers  of  the  camp.  The  stores 
had  been  conveyed  by  the  coast,  instead  of  employ- 
ing two-thirds  of  the  cavalry ;  and  the  King  of 
Sweden  had  been  invited  to  take  possession  of  a 
fortress  (for  city  there  would  have  been  none)  pro- 
tecting a  province  long  under  his  crown,  and 
reluctantly  torn  away  from  it.  No  man  ever  yet 
obtained  the  lasting  renown  of  a  consummate 
general,  who  committed  the  same  mistakes  as  had 
been  committed  in  the  same  position  by  those 
before  him ;  who  suffered  great  reverses  by  great 
improvidence ;  who  never  rose  up  again  after  one 
discomfiture ;  or  who  led  forth  army  upon  army 
fruitlessly.  Napoleon,  in  the  last  years  of  his 
sovranty,  fought  without  aim,  vanquished  without 
glory,  and  perished  without  defeat. 

Did  Gustavus  Adolphus,  did  Frederick,  did 
Washington,  ever  experience  a  great  reverse  by 


OPINIONS  OF  OffiSAB,  CROMWELL,  MILTON,  AND  BUONAPARTE. 


459 


committing  a  great  imprudence1?  For  on  this 
main  question  rests  the  solid  praise  of  general- 
ship. Buonaparte,  aft£r  affronting  every  potentate 
of  every  dimension  by  the  rudeness  of  his  nature 
and  the  insolence  of  his  domination,  left  to  every 
one  of  them  sufficient  power  to  retaliate.  Surely 
he  must  have  read  'h  is  Machiavelli  upside-down  ! 
A  king  should  never  be  struck  unless  in  a  vital 
part.  Cromwell,  with  many  scruples,  committed 
not  this  mistake :  Buonaparte,  with  none,  com- 
mitted it.  The  shadow  of  Cromwell's  name 
overawed  the  most  confident  and  haughty.  He 
intimidated  Holland,  he  humiliated  Spain,  and 
he  twisted  the  supple  Mazarine,  the  ruler  of 
France,  about  his  finger.  All  those  nations  had 
then  attained  the  summit  of  their  prosperity ;  all 
were  unfriendly  to  the  rising  power  of  England ; 
all  trembled  at  the  authority  of  that  single  man 
who  coerced  at  once  her  aristocracy,  her  priest- 
hood, and  her  factions.  No  agent  of  equal  potency 
and  equal  moderation  had  appeared  upon  earth 
before.  He  walked  into  a  den  of  lions  and  scourged 
them  growling  out :  Buonaparte  was  pushed  into 
a  menagerie  of  monkeys,  and  fainted  at  their 
grimaces.  His  brother's  bell  and  Oudinot's  grena- 
diers frightened  them  off,  and  saved  him.  Meteors 
look  larger  than  fixed  stars,  and  strike  with  more 
admiration  the  beholder.  Those  who  know  not 
what  they  are,  call  them  preternatural.  They 
venerate  in  Buonaparte  what  they  would  ridicule 
in  a  gipsy  on  the  road-side;  his  lucky  and  un- 
lucky days,  his  ruling  star,  his  ascendant.  They 
bend  over  his  emetic  with  gravity,  and  tell  us  that 
poison  has  no  power  over  him.  Nevertheless,  the 
very  men  who  owed  their  fortunes  to  him  found 
him  incompetent  to  maintain  them  in  security. 
In  the  whole  of  Europe  there  was  one  single  great 
man  opposed  to  him,  wanting  all  the  means  of 
subsistence  for  an  army,  and  thwarted  in  all  his 
endeavours  by  those  for  whose  liberation  he 
fought.  His  bugles  on  the  Pyrenees  dissolved 
the  trance  of  Europe.  He  showed  the  world  that 
military  glory  may  be  intensely  bright  without 
the  assumption  of  sovranty,  and  that  history  is 
best  occupied  with  it  when  she  merely  transcribes 
his  orders  and  despatches.  Englishmen  will  always 
prefer  the  true  and  modest  to  the  false  and  mere- 
tricious :  and  every  experienced  eye  will  estimate 
a  Vatican  fresco  more  highly  than  a  staircase 
transparency.  Rudeness,  falsehood,  malignity, 
and  revenge,  have  belonged  in  common  to  many 
great  conquerors,  but  never  to  one  great  man. 
Cromwell  had  indulged  in  the  least  vile  of  these  ; 
but  on  his  assumption  of  power  he  recollected 
that  he  was  a  gentleman.  No  burst  of  rage,  no 
sally  of  ribaldry,  no  expression  of  contemptuous- 
ness,  was  ever  heard  from  the  Lord  Protector.  He 
could  subdue  or  conciliate  or  spell-bind  the  mas- 
ter-spirits of  his  age :  but  it  is  a  genius  of  a  far 
different  order  that  is  to  seize  and  hold  Futurity : 
it  must  be  such  a  genius  as  Shakspeare's  or  Mil- 
ton's. No  sooner  was  Cromwell  in  his  grave,  than 
all  he  had  won  for  himself  and  for  his  country 
vanished.  If  we  must  admire  the  successful,  how- 


ever brief  and  hollow  the  advantages  of  their 
success,  our  admiration  is  not  due  to  those  whose 
resources  were  almost  inexhaustible,  and  which 
nothing  but  profligate  imprudence  could  exhaust, 
but  to  those  who  resisted  great  forces  with  means 
apparently  inadequate,  such  as  Kosciusko  and 
Hofer,  Hannibal  and  Sertorius,  Alexander  and 
Caesar,  Charles  of  Sweden  and  Frederick  of 
Prussia.  Above  all  these,  and  indeed  above  all 
princes,  stands  high  Gustavus  Adolphus;  one  of 
whose  armies  in  the  space  of  six  weeks  had  seen 
the  estuary  of  the  Elbe  and  the  steeples  of 
Vienna ;  another,  if  a  fever  had  not  wasted  it  on 
the  Lake  of  Como,  would  within  less  time  have 
chaunted  Luther's  Hymn  in  St.  Peter's.  But 
none  of  these  potentates  had  attempted  the  down- 
fall or  the  disgrace  of  England.  Napoleon,  on  the 
contrary,  stood  at  the  head  of  that  confederacy 
whose  orators  were  consulting  the  interests  of 
France  in  the  British  parliament.  He  has  left  to 
the  most  turbulent  and  unprincipled  of  them  a 
very  memorable  lesson.  The  schoolmaster  is 
abroad  in  the  guise  of  Buonaparte.  He  reminds 
them  how,  when  his  hands  were  full,  they  dropped 
what  they  held  by  grasping  at  what  they  could 
not  hold :  how  he  made  enemies  of  those  who 
might  have  been  neutrals  or  friends  :  how  he  was 
driven  out  by  weaker  men  than  himself :  and  how 
he  sank  at  last  the  unpitied  victim  of  disappointed 
ambition.  Lord  Brougham  will  not  allow  us  to 
contemplate  greatness  at  our  leisure  :  he  will  not 
allow  us  indeed  to  look  at  it  for  a  moment. 
Caesar  must  be  stript  of  all  his  laurels  and  left 
bald,  or  some  rude  soldier  with  bemocking  ges- 
tures must  be  thrust  before  his  triumph.  If  he 
fights,  he  does  not  know  how  to  hold  his  sword ; 
if  he  speaks,  he  speaks  vile  Latin.  I  wonder  that 
Cromwell  fares  no  better ;  if,  signal  as  were  his 
earlier  services  to  his  country,  he  lived  a  hypocrite 
and  he  died  a  traitor.  Milton  is  indeed  less  par- 
donable. He  adhered  through  good  report  and 
through  evil  report  (and  there  was  enough  of 
both)  to  those  who  had  asserted  liberty  of  con- 
science, and  who  alone  were  able  to  maintain  it. 
But  an  angry  cracked  voice  is  now  raised 
against  that  eloquence 

"  Of  which  all  Europe  rang  from  side  to  side." 

I  shall  make  only  a  few  remarks  on  his  English, 
and  a  few  preliminary  on  the  importance  of  style 
in  general,  which  none  understood  better  than  he. 
The  greater  part  of  those  who  are  most  ambitious 
of  it  are  unaware  of  all  its  value.  Thought  does 
not  separate  man  from  the  brutes ;  for  the  brutes 
think  :  but  man  alone  thinks  beyond  the  moment 
and  beyond  himself.  Speech  does  not  separate 
them  ;  for  speech  is  common  to  all  perhaps,  more 
or  less  articulate,  and  conveyed  and  received 
through  different  organs  in  the  lower  and  more 
inert.  Man's  thought,  which  seems  imperishable, 
loses  its  form,  and  runs  along  from  proprietor  to 
impropriator,  like  any  other  transitory  thing,  un- 
less it  is  invested  so  becomingly  and  nobly  that  no 
successor  can  improve  upon  it,  by  any  new  fashion 


460 


MINOR  PROSE  PIECES. 


or  combination.  For  want  of  dignity  or  beauty, 
many  good  things  are  passed  and  forgotten  ;  and 
much  ancient  wisdom  ia  over-run  and  hidden  by 
a  rampant  verdure,  succulent  but  unsubstantial. 
It  would  be  invidious  to  bring  forward  proofs  of 
this  out  of  authors  in  poetry  and  prose,  now  living 
or  lately  dead.  A  distinction  must,  however,  be 
made  between  what  falls  upon  many,  like  rain, 
and  what  is  purloined  from  a  cistern  or  a  conduit 
belonging  to  another  man's  house.  There  are 
things  which  were  another's  before  they  were 
ours,  and  are  not  the  less  ours  for  that ;  not  less 
than  my  estate  is  mine  because  it  was  my  grand- 
father's. There  are  features,  there  are  voices, 
there  are  thoughts,  very  similar  in  many ;  and 
when  ideas  strike  the  same  chord  in  any  two  with 
the  same  intensity,  the  expression  must  be  nearly 
the  same.  Let  those  who  look  upon  style  as  un- 
worthy of  much  attention,  ask  themselves  how 
many,  in  proportion  to  men  of  genius,  have  ex- 
celled in  it.  In  all  languages,  ancient  and  modern, 
are  there  ten  prose-writers  at  once  harmonious, 
correct,  and  energetic]  Harmony  and  correct- 
ness are  not  uncommon  separately,  and  force  is 
occasionally  with  each ;  but  where,  excepting  in 
Milton,  where,  among  all  the  moderns,  is  energy 
to  be  found  always  in  the  right  place?  Even 
Cicero  is  defective  here,  and  sometimes  in  the 
most  elaborate  of  his  orations.  In  the  time  of 
Milton  it  was  not  customary  for  men  of  abilities 
to  address  to  the  people  at  large  what  might 
inflame  their  passions.  The  appeal  was  made  to 
the  serious,  to  the  •well-informed,  to  the  learned, 
and  was  made  in  the  language  of  their  studies. 
The  phraseology  of  our  Bible,  on  which  no  subse- 
quent age  has  improved,  was  thought  to  carry 
with  it  solemnity  and  authority ;  and  even  when 
popular  feelings  were  to  be  aroused  to  popular 
interests,  the  language  of  the  prophets  was  pre- 
ferred to  the  language  of  the  vulgar.  Hence, 
amid  the  complicated  antagonisms  of  war  there 
was  more  austerity  than  ferocity.  The  gentlemen 
who  attended  the  court  avoided  the  speech  as 
they  avoided  the  manners  of  their  adversaries. 
Waller,  Cowley,  and  South,  were  resolved  to  refine 
what  was  already  pure  gold,  and  inadvertently 
threw  into  the  crucible  many  old  family  jewels, 
deeply  enchased  within  it.  Eliot,  Pym,  Selden, 
and  Milton,  reverenced  their  father's  house,  and 
retained  its  rich  language  unmodified.  Lord 
Brougham  would  make  us  believe  that  scarcely  a 
sentence  in  Milton  is  easy,  natural,  and  verna- 
cular. Nevertheless,  in  all  his  dissertations,  there 
are  many  which  might  appear  to  have  been  written 


in  our  days,  if  indeed  any  writer  in  our  days  were 
endowed  with  the  same  might  and  majesty.  Even 
in  his  Treatise  on  Divorce  where  the  Bible  was 
most  open  to  him  for  quotations,  and  where  he 
might  be  the  most  expected  to  recur  to  the  grave 
and  antiquated,  he  has  often  employed,  in  the 
midst  of  theological  questions  and  juridical  formu- 
laries, the  plainest  terms  of  his  contemporaries. 
Even  his  arguments  against  prelacy,  where  he 
rises  into  poetry  like  the  old  prophets,  and  where 
his  ardent  words  assume  in  their  periphery  the 
rounded  form  of  verse,  there  is  nothing  stiff  or 
constrained.  I  remember  a  glorious  proof  of  this 
remark,  which  I  believe  I  have  quoted  before, 
but  no  time  is  lost  by  reading  it  twice. 

"...  But  when  God  commands  to  take  the  trumpet, 
And  blow  a  dolorous  or  thrilling  blast, 
It  rests  not  with  man's  will  what  he  shall  say, 
Or  what  he  shall  conceal." 

Was  ever  anything  more  like  the  inspiration  it 
refers  to  ]  Where  is  the  harshness  in  it  ]  where  is 
the  inversion  ? 

The  style  usually  follows  the  conformation  of 
the  mind.-  Solemnity  and  stateliness  are  Milton's 
chief  characteristics.  Nothing  is  less  solemn, 
less  stately,  less  composed,  or  less  equable,  than 
Lord  Brougham's.  When  he  is  most  vivacious, 
he  shows  it  by  twitches  of  sarcasm  ;  and  when  he 
springs  highest,  it  is  from  agony.  He  might  have 
improved  his  manner  by  recurring  to  Shaftesbury 
and  Bolingbroke,  equally  discontented  politicians : 
but  there  was  something  of  high  breeding  in  their 
attacks,  and  more  of  the  rapier  than  of  the  blud- 
geon. He  found  their  society  uncongenial  to  him, 
and  trundled  home  in  preference  the  sour  quarter- 
cask  of  Smollett.  Many  acrid  plants  throw  out 
specious  and  showy  flowers  ;  few  of  these  are  to 
be  found  in  his  garden.  What  then  has  he  ?  I 
will  tell  you  what  he  has  :  more  various  and 
greater  talents  than  any  other  man  ever  was 
adorned  with,  who  had  nothing  of  genius  and 
little  of  discretion.  He  has  exhibited  a  clear 
compendious  proof,  that  a  work  of  extraordinary 
fiction  may  be  elaborated  in  the  utter  penury  of 
all  those  qualities  which  we  usually  assign  to 
imagination.  Between  the  language  of  Milton 
and  Brougham  there  is  as  much  difference  as 
between  an  organ  and  a  bagpipe.  One  of  these 
instruments  fills,  and  makes  to  vibrate,  the 
amplest,  the  loftiest,  the  most  venerable  edifices, 
and  accords  with  all  that  is  magnificent  and 
holy;  the  other  is  followed  by  vile  animals  in 
fantastical  dresses  and  antic  gestures,  and  sur- 
rounded by  the  clamorous  and  disorderly. 


A  STORY  OF  SANTANDER. 


DON  Luis  CABEZA-DE-MORO  was  a  widower,  with 
two  sons,  Antonio  and  Ignacio.  His  younger 
brother,  named  also  Ignacio,  had  married  a  rich 
heiress  in  the  island  of  Cuba.  Both  parents  died, 
leaving  an  only  daughter,  seven  years  old,  to  the 
guardianship  of  Don  Luis,  and  intimating  a  wish, 


and  providing  by  will  and  testament,  that  Ines  in 
due  time  should  espouse  her  cousin  Ignacio. 

Don  Luis  was  rejoiced  at  the  injunction :  for 
he  disliked  his  elder  son  from  the  cradle.  This 
was  remarkable ;  especially  as  his  lady,  the  Dona 
Pedrila,  had  continued  long  without  offspring, 


A  STORY  OF  SANTANDER. 


461 


and  Antonio  was  her  first-born.  Beside  which, 
there  were  mysteries,  and  signs,  and  tokens,  such 
as  ought  to  have  taught  him  better.  His  whole 
household  were  amazed,  and  edified,  and  awed,  at 
the  result  of  supplications  which,  after  four  years 
of  fruitless  marriage,  had  produced  this  blessing : 
and  the  Moor's  head,  the  blazon  of  the  family, 
was  displayed  by  them,  with  greater  pride  than 
ever,  in  the  balcony  of  the  ancient  mansion-house. 
About  a  year  before  this  event,  an  Irish  ensign 
had  entered  the  service  of  Spain.  Leave  of  ab- 
sence was  given  him  to  visit  his  maternal  uncle, 
the  dean  of  Santander,  near  which  city  was  the 
residence  of  Don  Luis.  Subsequently,  Dona 
Pedrila  saw  him  so  often,  and  was  so  impressed" 
by  his  appearance,  that  it  was  reported  in  the 
family,  and  the  report  was  by  no  means  discou- 
raged by  the  dean,  that  Ensign  Lucius  O'Donnell, 
now  entitled  Don  Lucio,  had  been  dreamt  of  by 
Dona  Pedrila,  not  once  only,  or  occasionally,  but 
on  the  three  successive  vigils  of  the  three  glorious 
saints  who  were  more  especially  the  patrons  of 
the  house.  Under  the  impression  of  these 
dreams,  there  was  a  wonderful  likeness  of  the  in- 
fant to  Don  Lucio,  which  Don  Luis  was  the  first 
to  perceive,  and  the  last  to  communicate.  It  ex- 
tended to  the  colour  of  the  hair  and  of  the  eyes. 
Surely  it  ought  to  have  rendered  a  reasonable 
man  more  pious  and  paternal,  but  it  produced 
quite  a  contrary  effect.  He  could  hardly  endure 
to  hear  the  three  glorious  saints  mentioned ;  and, 
whenever  he  uttered  their  names,  he  elongated 
the  syllables  with  useless  emphasis  and  graceless 
pertinacity.  Moreover,  in  speaking  of  the  child 
to  its  numerous  admirers,  he  swore  that  the  crea- 
ture was  ugly  and  white-blooded.  Within  two 
more  years,  Dona  Pedrila  bore  another  son  to 
him,  and  died.  This  son,  Ignacio,  came  into  the 
world  a  few  months  before  his  cousin  Ines,  and 
the  fathers  were  confident  that  the  union  of  two 
such  congenial  names  would  secure  the  happiness 
of  the  children,  and  of  their  posterity. 

Before  Antonio  had  completed  quite  eleven 
years,  he  was  sent  for  his  education  to  Salamanca, 
not  as  a  collegian,  but  as  a  pupil  under  an  old 
officer,  a  friend  of  Don  Luis,  who,  being  some- 
what studious,  had  retired  to  end  his  days  in  that 
city.  Here  the  boy,  although  he  made  no  unsa- 
tisfactory progress  in  polite  literature,  engaged 
more  willingly  with  his  tutor  in  manly  exercises, 
likewise  in  singing  and  playing  on  the  guitar. 
He  was  never  invited  home  for  three  entire  years ; 
but  Ignacio,  who  was  of  the  mildest  temper  and 
kindest  disposition,  remembering  the  playfulness 
and  fondness  of  Antonio,  united  his  entreaties 
with  those  of  Ifies,  that  he  might  return.  Don 
Luis,  in  reply,  threw  a  leg  over  a  knee. 

"  Uncle,"  said  Ines,  "  he  cannot  ride  on  that 
knee  all  the  way  from  Salamanca ;  send  my  mule 
for  him,  saddle,  bridle,  and  ropes,  and  the  little  bit 
of  gilt  leather  for  the  crupper,  from  the  shrine  of 
blessed  St.  Antonio,  his  patron,  no  less  than  the 
patron  of  mules  and  horses.  Ignacio  says  we 
must  have  him,  and  have  him  we  will,  if  prayers 


and  masses  go  for  anything.  Can  not  we  sing] 
can  not  we  play  1  What  would  you  wish  for  his 
studies'?  heresy,  magic,  freemasonry,  chemistry., 
necromancy  1  We  want  him,  dear  uncle ;  we  want 
him  sadly  with  us.  You  always  give  us  what  we 
ask  for  in  reason.  Come  now,  a  kiss,  uncle !  and 
then  the  mule  out  of  the  stable.  Come ;  we  will 
help  you  to  write  the  letter,  as  you  are  somewhat 
out  of  practice,  and  I  know  how  to  fold  one  up, 
after  a  trial  or  two." 

No  one  could  resist  this  appeal :  Antonio  was 
sent  for ;  he  returned  in  raptures.  On  his  first 
entrance,  the  lively  eyes  of  Ines,  full  of  curiosity, 
were  bent  toward  him ;  but  he  regarded  her  not  ; 
he  threw  his  arms  round  Ignacio,  lifted  him  off 
the  ground,  set  him  down  again,  gazed  on  his 
face,  and  burst  suddenly  into  tears. 

"  Ignacio,  my  Ignacio,  how  light  you  are  !  how 
thin  !  how  pallid  !  how  weak  ! " 

Don  Luis  looked  on,  and  muttered  something 
inaudible.  Antonio,  fearful  of  having  offended 
his  worthy  genitor  by  neglect  of  duty,  sprang  from 
his  dejection,  clasped  the  waist  of  Don  Luis,  and 
then  falling  at  his  feet,  asked  his  blessing.  Don 
Luis,  with  bitter  composure,  prayed  the  three 
saints  to  bestow  it,  as  they  might  well  do,  he  said, 
on  the  young  Senor  Don  Antonio  now  before 
them.  The  boy  kissed  his  hand  and  thanked  him 
fervently;  and  now,  in  his  inconsiderate  joyous- 
ness,  another  spring  forward ;  but  he  stopped  in 
the  midst  of  it,  and  instead  of  running  up  at  once 
to  Ines,  who  bit  her  lip  and  pinched  her  veil,  he 
turned  again  to  Ignacio,  and  asked  him  in  a 
whisper  whether  cousins  were  forced  to  kiss,  after 
an  absence  of  only  three  years  ] 

"  Certainly  not,"  replied  Ignacio.  But  Ines 
came  up,  and  pouting  a  little,  gave  him  her  hand 
spontaneously,  and  helped  him  moreover  to  raise 
it  to  his  lips,  saying,  as  he  blushed  at  it,  "  You 
simpleton !  you  coward ! " 

Antonio  bore  simpleton  pretty  well;  coward 
amused  him,  and  gave  him  spirit ;  he  seized  her 
hand  afresh,  and  kept  it  within  his,  although  she 
pushed  the  other  against  his  breast;  the  little 
hand,  with  its  five  arches  of  pink  polished  nails 
half  hidden  in  his  waistcoat,  the  little  hand  sprout- 
ing forth  at  him,  soft  and  pulpy  as  that  downy 
bud  which  swells  and  bursts  into  the  vine-leaf. 

Antonio  never  saw  in  her  any  other  object  than 
the  betrothed  of  his  brother,  and  never  was  with 
her  so  willingly  as  with  him.  Nor  indeed  did 
Ines  care  much  about  Antonio,  but  wished  he 
could  be  a  little  more  attentive  and  polite,  and 
sing  in  a  chamber  as  willingly  as  in  a  chesnut-tree. 
After  six  weeks,  Don  Luis  observed  that  Antonio 
was  interrupting  the  studies  of  Ignacio,  and  ne- 
glecting his  own.  Accordingly  he  was  sent  back 
to  Salamanca,  where  he  continued  five  whole  years 
without  recall.  At  this  time  the  French  armies 
had  invaded  Spain :  the  old  officer,  Don  Pablo 
Espinosa,  who  directed  the  studies  of  Antonio, 
wrote  to  his  father  that  the  gallant  youth,  now  in 
his  twentieth  year,  desired  to  be  enrolled  in  the 
regiment  of  the  province,  next  to  himself,  as  a 


462 


MINOR  PROSE  PIECES. 


volunteer  and  a  private.  In  the  fulness  of  joy, 
Don  Luis  announced  these  tidings  to  Ignacio  and 
Ifies.  They  both  turned  pale,  both  threw  them- 
selves on  the  floor  before  him,  entreating  and 
imploring  him  to  forbid  it.  Their  supplications 
and  their  tears  for  many  days  were  insufficient  to 
mollify  Don  Luis.  By  this  time,  a  large  division 
of  the  French  army  had  surrendered,  and  insur- 
rection was  universal.  Don  Pablo  was  constrained, 
by  three  urgent  letters,  of  which  the  father's  was 
however  the  least  so,  to  leave  his  pupil  at  the 
university :  he  himself  took  the  field,  and  pe- 
rished in  the  first  battle.  Antonio,  disappointed 
in  his  hopes  of  distinction,  swore  to  avenge  his 
tutor's  death,  and  his  country's  honour.  His 
noble  person,  his  extraordinary  strength,  his  elo- 
quent tongue,  his  unquestioned  bravery,  soon 
placed  him  at  the  head  of  many  students,  and  he 
was  always  the  first  to  advise  and  execute  the 
most  difficult  and  dangerous  enterprises. 

Toward  the  north  of  Spain  the  enemy  had  ral- 
lied, and  had  won  indeed  the  battle  of  Rio-Seco, 
but  within  a  month  were  retreating  in  all  direc- 
tions. Antonio,  bound  by  no  other  duties  than 
those  of  a  volunteer,  acceded  at  last  to  the  earnest 
and  repeated  wishes  of  his  brother  and  cousin, 
that  he  would  in  this  interval  return  to  them. 
Don  Luis  said  he  would  be  a  madman  wherever 
he  was,  but  might  return  if  he  liked  it,  both  he 
and  his  guitar.  On  the  first  of  August,  1808,  the 
visitor  passed  again  the  threshold  of  his  native 
home.  Covered  as  he  was  with  dust,  he  entered 
the  apartment  where  the  family  were  seated.  The 
sun  was  setting,  and  the  supper  had  just  been 
taken  off  the  table,  excepting  two  small  flasks  of 
red  and  white  wine,  part  of  a  water-melon,  and 
some  pomegranates.  In  fact,  more  was  remain- 
ing than  had  been  eaten  or  removed,  not  reckon- 
ing a  radish  of  extraordinary  length  and  tenuity, 
which  the  Sefiorita  Ifies  was  twisting  round  her 
thumb.  It  was  no  waste ;  there  was  not  any  use 
for  it ;  many  things  in  the  house  were  better  to 
mend  harness  with.  Moreover  on  the  sideboard 
there  were  sundry  yellow  peaches,  of  such  a  size, 
weight,  and  hardness,  that  only  a  confident  and 
rash  invader  would  traverse  the  country  in  the 
season  of  their  maturity,  unless  he  had  collected 
the  most  accurate  information  that  powder  was 
deficient  in  the  arsenals. 

At  the  dusty  apparition,  at  the  beard  and 
whiskers  never  seen  before,  at  the  broad  and 
belted  shoulder,  at  the  loud  spurred  boot,  at  the 
long  and  hurried  stride  toward  the  party,  Don 
Luis  stared ;  Don  Ignacio  stared ;  Dona  Ifies  cast 
her  eyes  on  the  ground,  and  said,  "  'Tis  he  ! "  The 
brother,  whether  he  heard  her  or  not,  repeated 
the  words,  "  'tis  he ! "  and  rushed  into  his  arms. 
Don  Luis  himself  rose  slowly  from  his  chair,  and 
welcomed  him.  Ifies  was  the  nearest  to  him,  and 
seemed  abashed. 

"  My  cousin ! "  said  Antonio,  bending  down  to 
her,  "  I  have  yet  to  remove  in  part  the  name  of 
coward,"  and,  .lifting  her  hand  from  her  apron,  he 
kissed  the  extremities  of  her  fingers.  "  Brother  ! 


one  more  embrace,  and  then  for  those  promegra- 
nates :  I  am  thirsty  to  death.  God  be  with  you, 
my  dear,  kind,  honoured  father !  you  look  upon 
me  with  more  than  usual,  and  much  more  than 
merited,  affection."  Don  Luis  did  indeed  regard 
him  with  much  complacency.  "I  must  empty 
those  two  flasks,  my  beloved  father,  to  your 
health."  So  saying,  he  poured  the  contents  of 
one  into  a  capacious  beaker,  with  about  the  same 
quantity  of  water,  and  swallowed  it  at  a  draught. 

"What  lady  have  you  engulfed  with  that 
enormous  gasp  1 "  asked  Ines,  with  timid  shyness ; 
"  will  she  never  rise  up,  do  you  think,  in  judg- 
ment against  you  ] " 

"  Pray  mix  me  the  flask  near  you,"  said  he,  "  in 
like  manner  as  the  last,  and  then  perhaps  I  may 
answer  you,  my  sweet  cousin ;  but  tell  me,  Ines, 
whether  I  did  not  rasp  your  nails  with  my  thirsty 
and  hard  lips  ] " 

"  Yes,  and  .with  that  horrid  brake  above,"  said 
she,  pouring  out  the  wine  and  water,  and  offer- 
ing it. 

Don  Luis  all  this  time  had  kept  his  eyes  con- 
stantly on  his  son,  and  began  to  prognosticate  in 
him  a  valiant  defender  ;  then  discovered,  first  in 
one  feature,  afterward  in  another,  a  resemblance 
to  himself;  and  lastly,  he  was  persuaded  in  his 
own  mind,  that  he  had  been  prejudiced  and  pre- 
cipitate when  he  was  younger.  The  spirit  of 
hospitality  was  aroused  by  paternal  love  :  he  gave 
orders  for  a  fowl  to  be  killed  instantaneously,  even 
the  hen  on  her  nest  rather  than  none,  although 
the  omelet  might  be  thinner  for  it  on  the 
morrow.  Such  was  the  charm  the  gallant  and 
gay  Antonio  breathed  about  the  house.  He  was 
peculiarly  pleased  and  gratified  by  the  suavity  of 
his  father,  not  that  he  ever  had  doubted  of  his 
affection,  but  he  had  fancied  that  his  own  bois 
terous  manners  had  rendered  him  less  an  object  of 
solicitude.  He  had  always  been  glad  to  see  it  be- 
stowed on  his  brother,  whose  delicate  health  and 
sensitive  nature  so  much  required  it. 

No  house  in  Spain,  where  few  were  happy  then, 
contained  four  happier  inmates.  Ignacio,  it  is 
true,  became  thinner  daily,  and  ceased  after  a 
time  to  join  in  the  morning  walks  of  his  brother 
and  Ifies ;  but  he  was  always  of  the  party  when, 
returning  from  the  siesta,  they  took  up  their 
guitars,  and  tuned  each  other's. 

Were  there  ever  two  comely  and  sensitive 
young  persons,  possessing  sweet  voices,  exercising 
them  daily  together,  bending  over  the  same  book, 
expressing  the  same  sentiment  in  its  most  pas- 
sionate accents,  were  they  ever  long  exempt  from 
the  gentle  intrusion  of  one  sweet  stranger  1 
Neither  Ifies  nor  Antonio  was  aware  of  it :  both 
would  have  smiled  in  the  beginning,  and  both 
would  have  afterward  been  indignant  at  any  such 
surmise.  But  revolutions  in  states  effect  no  revo- 
lutions in  nature.  The  French,  who  changed 
everything  else,  left  the  human  heart  as  they 
found  it.  Ignacio  feared,  but  said  nothing.  An- 
tonio too,  although  much  later,  was  awakened  to 
the  truth,  and  determined  on  departure.  And 


A  STORY  OF  SANTANDER. 


463 


now  Ignacio  was  ashamed  and  grieved  at  his  sus- 
picions, and  would  have  delayed  his  brother,  who 
dissembled  his  observation  of  them ;  but  the  poor 
youth's  health,  always  slender,  had  given  way 
under  them.  For  several  days  he  had  taken  to 
his  bed ;  fever  had  seized  him,  and  had  been  sub- 
dued. But  there  is  a  rose  which  Death  lays 
quietly  on  the  cheek  of  the  devoted,  before  the 
poppy  sheds  on  it  its  tranquillising  leaves :  it  had 
settled  immoveably  in  the  midst  of  Ignacio's 
smiles,  smiles  tranquilly  despondent.  Seldom 
did  Antonio  leave  his  bedside,  but  never  had  he 
yet  possessed  the  courage  to  inquire  the  cause  of 
those  sighs  and  tears,  which  burst  forth  in  every 
moment  of  silence,  and  then  only.  At  length 
however  he  resolved  on  it,  that  he  might  assure 
him  the  more  confidently  of  his  recovery,  having 
first  requested  Ines  that,  whenever  he  was  absent, 
she  would  supply  his  place. 

"  Can  not  we  go  together  1 "  said  she,  disquieted. 

"  No,  senora ! "  answered  he,  with  stern  sadness, 
"  we  can  not.  You  owe  this  duty  to  the  compa- 
nion of  your  girlhood,  to  the.  bequeathed  of  your 
parents,  to  your  betrothed  ! " 

At  that  word  sudden  paleness  overspread  her 
countenance;  her  lips,  which  never  before  had 
lost  their  rich  colour,  faded  and  quivered ;  no 
reply  could  pass  them,  had  any  been  ready  :  even 
the  sigh  was  drawn  suddenly  back :  not  one 
escaped.  In  all  that  was  visible  she  was  motion- 
less. But  now  with  strong  impulse  she  pressed 
both  palms  against  her  bosom,  and  turned  away. 
The  suddenness  and  the  sound  struck  terror  into 
the  heart  of  Antonio.  He  laid  his  hand  on  her 
shoulder,  and  looked  into  her  face.  Tears  glit- 
tered on  the  folds  of  the  long  black  veil;  and 
they  were  not  the  tears  of  Ines.  But  now  she  also 
shed  them.  Alas !  from  how  many  and  from 
what  distant  sources  do  they  flow ! 

Ines  went;  she  sobbed  at  the  door,  but  she 
went.  No  song  that  evening,  no  book,  no  ro- 
mance of  love,  no  narrative  of  war  :  the  French 
were  as  forgotten  as  the  Moors. 

Morning  rose  fresh  and  radiant :  but  the  dim 
lavender  on  each  side  of  the  narrow  pathway  had 
all  its  dew  upon  it;  the  cistus  was  opening  its 
daily  flowers,  with  no  finger  to  press  down  and 
attempt  to  smoothen  the  crumpled  leaves ;  none 
to  apply  its  viscous  cup  in  playful  malice  against 
the  trim  ornament  of  a  smiling  lip.  Nobody 
thought  of  looking  for  the  large  green  lizard  on 
the  limestone  by  the  twisted  rosemary-bush, 
covered  with  as  many  bees  as  blossoms,  and  up- 
rearing  as  many  roots  as  branches  above  the  pros- 
trate wall.  Nobody  thought  of  asking  "  Did  you 
ever  know  any  creature  who  panted  so  quickly  as 
that  foolish  lizard] .  .  I  mean  in  battle."  Nobody 
met  the  inquiry  with,  "  Did  you  ever  hear  of  any 
one  who  felt  anything  a  little,  a  very  little  like  it, 
at  the  cembalo  ] " 

Antonio,  at  this  early  hour,  was  seated  on  the 
edge  of  his  brother's  bed,  asking  him,  with  kind 
dissimulation,  what  reason  he  could  possibly  have 
to  doubt  Ines'  love  and  constancy. 


"At  first,"  replied  Iguacio,  "  she  used  to  hold 
my  hand,  to  look  anxiously  in  my  face,  and  to 
wipe  away  her  tears  that  she  might  see  it  the 
more  distinctly  in  this  darkened  chamber.  Now 
she  has  forgotten  to  take  my  hand ;  she  looks  as 
often  into  my  face,  but  not  anxiously ;  not  even 
inquiringly ;  she  lets  her  tears  rise  and  dry  again; 
she  never  wipes  them  away,  and  seldom  hides 
them.  This  at  least  is  a  change  in  her ;  perhaps 
no  favourable  one  for  me."  Antonio  thus  an- 
swered him :  "  Ignacio,  if  we  would  rest  at  all, 
we  must  change  our  posture  in  grief  as  in  bed. 
The  first  moments  are  not  like  the  second,  nor 
the  second  like  the  last.  Be  confident  in  her ;  be 
confident  in  me  :  within  two  hours  you  shall,  I 
promise  you,  whether  you  will  or  not.  Farewell, 
my  beloved  brother !  You  are  weary ;  close  but 
your  eyes  for  sleep,  and  sleep  shall  come.  I  will 
not  awaken  you,  even  with  glad  tidings." 

Folding  his  arms,  he  left  the  chamber  with  a 
firm  step.  Within  two  hours  he  entered  it  again ; 
but  how]  Hateful  as  monastic  life  had  ever 
appeared  to  him,  ridiculous  as  he  daily  in  Sala- 
manca had  called  its  institutions,  indifferent  and 
incredulous  as  he  lately  had  become  to  many 
articles  of  the  faith,  having  been  educated  under 
the  tuition  of  a  soldier,  so  free  in  his  opinions 
as  once  to  have  excited  the  notice  and  question- 
ings of  the  Inquisition,  he  went  resolutely  forth 
at  daybreak,  and  prevailed  on  the  superior  of  a 
monastic  order  to  admit  him  into  it  at  once,  as 
its  sworn  defender.  He  returned  in  the  vestments 
of  that  order,  and  entered  the  bedchamber  in 
silence.  His  brother  had  slept,  and  was  yet  sleep- 
ing. He  gently  undrew  the  curtain,  and  stood 
motionless.  Ignacio  at  last  moved  his  elbow,  and 
sighed  faintly ;  he  then  rested  on  it  a  little,  and 
raised  his  cheek  higher  on  the  pillow ;  it  had  lost 
the  gift  of  rest ;  its  virtues  were  departed  from 
it ;  there  was  no  cool  part  left.  He  opened  his 
eyes  and  looked  toward  Antonio ;  then  closed 
them,  then  looked  again. 

"  Ignacio  ! "  said  Antonio  softly,  "  you  see  me  ; 
it  is  me  you  see,  Ignacio ! "  The  sick  exhausted 
youth  sighed  again,  and  closing  his  hands,  raised 
them  up  as  if  in  prayer.  This  movement  fully 
awakened  him.  He  now  opened  his  eyes  in 
wonder  on  his  brother,  who  pressed  those  raised 
hands  within  his,  and  kissed  that  brow  which  the 
fever  had  shortly  left.  Ignacio  sighed  deeply, 
and  sank  back  again.  The  first  words  he  uttered 
afterward  were  these  : 

"  Oh  Antonio  !  why  could  you  not  have  waited] 
impetuous,  impatient  Antonio !  I  might  have 
seen  you  both  from  Paradise;  I  might  have  blest 
you  from  thence;  from  thence  I  might  indeed. 
0  God !  0  Virgin  !  0  Mary,  pure  and  true  !  par- 
don my  ingratitude  !  Should  love  ever  bear  that 
bitter  fruit  ]  Forbid  it,  0  host  of  Heaven !  forbid 
it !  it  must  not  be." 

"  Brother !  speak  not  so  :  it  is  accomplished," 
said  Antonio;  "and  now  can  you  doubt  your 
bride  ] " 

Ines  at  this  moment  rushed  into  the  chamber : 


464 


MINOR  PROSE  PIECES. 


she  knew  the  stately  figure,  she  knew  the  lofty 
head,  although  tonsured ;  she  screamed  and 
fainted.  Antonio  drew  her  forth  by  the  arm, 
and,  when  she  recovered  her  senses,  thus  addressed 
her : 

"  Cousin !  my  heart  reproaches  me  for  having 
loved  you.  If  yours  (how  incomparably  less 
guijty  !)  should  haply  feel  some  compunction,  not 
indeed  at  what  is  past,  but  at  what  you  see,"  and 
he  extended  his  large  mantle  to  his  arm's  length, 
"  return  from  the  unworthy  to  the  worthy ;  from 
him  who  renounces  the  world  to  him  whose  world 
you  are.  Now,  Ifies,  now  we  can  with  unabashed 
front  go  together  into  his  chamber." 

"  I  will  tend  him,"  said  she,  "  day  and  night : 
I  will  follow  him  to  the  grave ;  I  will  enter  it 
with  him  :  yes,  and  even  that  chamber,  while  he 
suffers  in  it,  I  will  enter."  She  paused  awhile, 
then  continued  :  "  Antonio  !  oh  Antonio  !  you 
have  never  loved.  They  tell  us,  none  can  love 
twice.  That  is  false ;  but  this  is  true :  we  can 
never  love  twice  the  same  object." 

Antonio  stood  mute  with  wonder  at  the  speech 
of  this  innocent  girl,  retired  alike  from  society 
and  unbeguiled  by  books.  Little  had  he  consi- 
dered how  strong  a  light  is  sometimes  thrown  on 
the  intellect,  what  volumes  of  thought  are  ex- 
panded and  made  clearly  legible,  by  the  first  out- 
flaming  of  the  passions.  And  yet  Antonio  should 
have  known  it ;  for  in  the  veins  of  Antonio  one 
half  was  blood,  the  other  half  was  fire.  While, 
with  eyes  fixed  on  the  ground,  he  stood  yet  before 
her,  who  perhaps  was  waiting  for  his  reply,  she 
added  briefly  : 

"  Let  me  repair  my  fault  as  well  as  may  be. 
You  shall  see  me  no  more.  Leave  me,  sir." 

Antonio  did  leave  her.  In  a  fortnight  the 
gentle  spirit  of  Ignacio  had  departed. 

The  French  armies  had  again  defeated  the 
Spanish,  penetrated  to  Santander,  laid  waste  all  the 
country  around,  and  demolished  the  convent  in 
which  Ifies  had  taken  refuge.  Some  women  in 
Spanish  cities  were  heroines;  in  Spanish  convents 
if  any  became  so,  the  heroism  was  French.  They 
who  have  visited  Santander,  will  remember  the 
pointed  hill  on  the  north-west  of  the  city,  looking 
far  over  the  harbour,  the  coast,  and  the  region  of 
La  Mancha.  Even  while  the  enemy  was  in  pos- 
session of  the  place,  a  solitary  horseman  was  often 
seen  posted  on  this  eminence,  and  many  were  the 
dead  bodies  of  French  soldiers  found  along  the 
roads  on  every  side  under  it.  Doubtless,  the 
horseman  had  strong  and  urgent  reasons  for  oc- 
cupying a  position  so  exposed  to  danger.  It  was 
Antonio.  He  had  heard  that  Ifies,  after  the  dese- 
cration of  the  convent,  had  been  carried  back  by 
the  invaders  into  Santander.  Early  in  October, 


the  officers  of  the  garrison  made  parties  with  the 
ladies  of  the  city  to  enjoy  the  vintage  in  its  vici- 
nity. One  morning  a  peasant  boy  employed  by 
Antonio,  ran  breathless  up  to  him  on  the  moun- 
tain-side, saying,  as  soon  as  he  could  say  it : 

"  Illustrious  senor !  the  senora  Ifies,  and  the 
other  senoras,  and  an  officer  and  a  soldier,  all 
French,  are  coming ;  and  only  a  mile  behind  are 
many  more." 

"  I  have  watched  them,"  replied  Antonio,  "  and 
shall  distinguish  them  presently."  He  led  his 
horse  close  behind  a  high  waggon,  laden  with 
long  and  narrow  barrels  of  newly  gathered  grapes, 
standing  upright  in  it,  and  then  tied  his  bridle 
to  the  bar  which  kept  them  in  their  position. 
Only  one  horse  could  pass  it  at  a  time.  Ifies  was 
behind ;  the  officer  was  showing  her  the  way,  and 
threatening  both  vintagers  and  mules  for  their 
intractability.  Antonio  sprang  forward,  seized 
him  by  the  collar,  and  threw  him  under  them, 
crying  to  Ifies : 

"  Fly  into  the  mountains  with  me :  not  a  mo- 
ment is  to  be  lost.  Pass  me :  he  is  out  of  the 
way.  Fly  !  fly !  Distrust  my  sanctity,  but  trust 
my  honour,  0  Ifies  of  Ignacio  ! " 

Ines  drew  in  her  bridle,  turned  her  face  aside, 
and  said  irresolutely. 

"  I  can  not .  .  Oh  !  I  can  not.  I  am  . .  I  am .  ." 

She  could  not  utter  what  she  was  :  perhaps  the 
sequel  may  in  part  reveal  it.  Scarcely  had  she 
spoken  the  last  words,  before  she  leapt  down  from 
her  saddle,  and  hung  with  her  whole  weight  on 
Antonio's  arm,  in  which  the  drawn  sword  was 
uplifted  over  the  enemy,  and  waiting  only  until 
he  could  rise  upon  his  feet  again,  and  stand  upon 
his  defence.  He  was  young,  as  was  discernible 
even  through  the  dense  forest  of  continuous  hair, 
which  covered  all  but  nose  and  forehead. 
Roughly  and  with  execrations  did  he  thrust  Ifies 
away  from  him,  indignant  at  her  struggles  for  his 
protection.  Before  the  encounter  (for  which  both 
were  eager)  could  begin,  the  private  had  taken  his 
post  behind  an  ilex  at  the  back  of  Antonio,  and 
discharged  his  musket.  Gratitude,  shame,  love 
perhaps  too,  hurried  Ifies  to  his  help.  She  fell 
on  her  kness  to  raise  him.  Gently,  with  open 
palm  and  quivering  fingers,  he  pushed  her  arm 
away  from  him,  and,  turning  with  a  painful  effort 
quite  round,  pressed  his  brow  against  the  way- 
side sward.  The  shepherd-dogs,  in  the  evening 
of  that  sultry  day,  tried  vainly  to  quench  their 
thirst,  as  they  often  had  done  in  other  human 
blood,  in  the  blood  also  of  Antonio  :  it  was  hard, 
and  they  left  it.  The  shepherds  gave  them  all 
the  bread  they  carried  with  them,  and  walked 
home  silently. 


MINOR  PROSE  PIECES. 


THE    DEATH    OF    HOFER. 


I  PASSED  two  entire  inonths  in  Germany,  and 
like  the  people.  On  my  way  I  saw  Waterloo,  an 
ugly  table  for  an  ugly  game.  At  Innspruck 
I  entered  the  church  in  which  Andreas  Hofer 
is  buried.  He  lies  under  a  plain  slab,  on  the  left, 
near  the  door.  I  admired  the  magnificent  tomb 
of  bronze,  in  the  centre,  surrounded  by  heroes, 
real  and  imaginary.  They  did  not  fight,  tens 
against  thousands ;  they  did  not  fight  for  wives 
and  children,  but  for  lands  and  plunder :  there- 
fore they  are  heroes  !  My  admiration  for  these 
works  of  art  was  soon  satisfied,  which  perhaps 
it  would  not  have  been  in  any  other  place. 
Snow,  mixed  with  rain,  was  falling,  and  was 
blown  by  the  wind  upon  the  tomb  of  Hofer. 
I  thought  how  often  he  had  taken  advantage 
of  such  weather  for  his  attacks  against  the 
enemies  of  his  country,  and  I  seemed  to  hear 
his  whistle  in  the  wind.  At  the  little  village  of 
Landro  (I  feel  a  whimsical  satisfaction  in  the 
likeness  of  the  name  to  mine)  the  innkeeper  was 
the  friend  of  this  truly  great  man . .  the  greatest 
man  that  Europe  has  produced  in  our  days,  ex- 
cepting his  true  compeer,  Kosciusko.  Andreas 
Hofer  gave  him  the  chain  and  crucifix  he  wore 
three  days  before  his  death.  You  may  imagine  this 
man's  enthusiasm,  who,  because  I  had  said  that 
Hofer  was  greater  than  king  or  emperor,  and  had 
made  him  a  present  of  small  value,  as  the  com- 
panion and  friend  of  that  harmless  and  irreproach- 
able hero,  took  this  precious  relic  from  his  neck 
and  offered  it  to  me.  By  the  order  of  Buonaparte, 
the  companions  of  Hofer,  eighty  in  number,  were 
chained,  thumbscrewed,  and  taken  out  of  prison  in 
couples,  to  see  him  shot.  He  had  about  him  one 
thousand  florins,  in  paper  currency,  which  he 
delivered  to  his  confessor,  requesting  him  to 
divide  it  impartially  among  his  unfortunate 
countrymen.  The  confessor,  an  Italian  who  spoke 
German,  kept  it,  and  never  gave  relief  from  it  to 
any  of  them,  most  of  whom  were  suffering,  not 
only  from  privation  of  wholesome  air,  to  which, 
among  other  privations,  they  never  had  been 
accustomed,  but  also  from  scantiness  of  nourish- 
ment and  clothing.  Even  in  Mantua,  where,  as 
in  the  rest  of  Italy,  sympathy  is  both  weak  and 
silent,  the  lowest  of  the  people  were  indignant  at 
the  sight  of  so  brave  a  defender  of  his  country,  led 
into  the  public  square  to  expiate  a  crime  unheard 
of  for  many  centuries  in  their  nation.  When  they 
saw  him  walk  forth,  with  unaltered  countenance 
and  firm  step  before  them ;  when,  stopping  on  the 
ground  which  was  about  to  receive  his  blood,  they 
heard  him  with  unfaltering  voice  commend  his 
soul  and  his  country  to  the  Creator ;  and,  as  if  still 
under  his  own  roof  (a  custom  with  him  after  the 
evening  prayer),  implore  a  blessing  for  his  boys 


and  his  little  daughter,  and  for  the  mother  who 
had  reared  them  up  carefully  and  tenderly  thus 
far  through  the  perils  of  childhood ;  finally,  when 
in  a  lower  tone,  but  earnestly  and  emphatically,  he 
besought  pardon  from  the  Fount  of  Mercy  for  her 
brother,  his  betrayer,  many  smote  their  breasts 
aloud ;  many,  thinking  that  sorrow  was  shameful, 
lowered  their  heads  and  wept;  many,  knowing  that 
it  was  dangerous,  yet  wept  too.  The  people  re- 
mained upon  the  spot  an  unusual  tim'fe ;  and  the 
French,  fearing  some  commotion,  pretended  to 
have  received  an  order  from  Buonaparte  for  the 
mitigation  of  the  sentence,  and  publicly  announced 
it.  Among  his  many  falsehoods,  anyone  of  which 
would  have  excluded  him  for  ever  from  the  society 
of  men  of  honour,  this  is  perhaps  the  basest ;  as 
indeed  of  all  his  atrocities  the  death  of  Hofer, 
which  he  had  ordered  long  before  and  appointed 
the  time  and  circumstances,  is,  of  all  his  actions, 
that  which  the  brave  and  virtuous  will  reprobate 
the  most  severely.  He  was  urged  by  no  necessity, 
he  was  prompted  by  no  policy :  his  impatience  of 
courage  in  an  enemy,  his  hatred  of  patriotism  and 
integrity  in  all,  of  which  he  had  no  idea  himself, 
and  saw  no  image  in  those  about  him,  outstripped 
his  blind  passion  for  fame,  and  left  him  nothing 
but  power  and  celebrity. 

The  name  of  Andreas  Hofer  will  be  honoured 
by  posterity  far  above  any  of  the  present  age,  and 
together  with  the  most  glorious  of  the  last,  Wash- 
ington and  Kosciusko.  For  it  rests  on  the  same 
foundation,  and  indeed  on  a  higher  basis.  In 
virtue  and  wisdom  their  co-equal,  he  vanquished 
on  several  occasions  a  force  greatly  superior  to  his 
own  in  numbers  and  in  discipline,  by  the  courage 
and  confidence  he  inspired,  and  by  his  brotherly 
care  and  anxiety  for  those  who  were  fighting  at 
his  side.  Differently,  far  differently,  ought  we  to 
estimate  the  squanderers  of  human  blood  and  the 
scorners  of  human  tears.  We  also  may  boast  of 
our  great  men  in  a  cause  as  great;  for  without  it 
they  could  not  be  so.  We  may  look  back  upon  our 
Blake ;  whom  the  prodigies  of  a  Nelson  do  not 
eclipse,  nor  would  he  have  wished  (such  was  his 
generosity)  to  obscure  it.  Blake  was  among  the 
founders  of  freedom ;  Nelson  was  the  vanquisher  . 
of  its  destroyers;  Washington  was  both;  Kosciusko 
was  neither ;  neither  was  Hofer.  But  the  aim  of 
all  three  was  alike ;  and  in  the  armoury  of  God 
are  suspended  the  arms  the  two  last  of  them  bore ; 
suspended  for  success  more  signal  and  for  ven- 
geance more  complete. 

I  am  writing  this  from  Venice,  which  is  among 
cities  what  Shakspeare  is  among  men.  He  will 
give  her  immortality  by  his  works,  which  neither 
her  patron  saint  could  do  nor  her  surrounding 


466 


MINOR  PROSE  PIECES. 


TO   CORNELIUS   AT   MUNICH. 


ON  coming  to  England,  and  on  looking  at  the 
Cartoons  exhibited  for  decorating  the  Houses  of 
Parliament,  you  will  wonder,  Cornelius,  that  the 
most  important  facts  and  most  illustrious  men 
have  been  overlooked.  The  English  are  certainly 
less  sensitive  to  national  glory  than  to  party 
politics;  to  past  achievements  than  to  passing 
celebrity.  Wilkes  excited  more  enthusiasm  than 
Hampden.  It  appears  to  be  certain  that  the 
Protector  Cromwell  will  be  expunged  from  the 
pictorial  history  of  the  nation;  of  that  nation 
which  he  raised  to  the  summit  of  political  power. 
It  is  contended  that  he  usurped  his  authority.  We 
will  not  argue  the  point,  nor  take  the  trouble  to 
demonstrate  that  the  greatest  and  best  princes,  in 
many  countries,  have  been  usurpers.  Without 
great  services  none  of  them  could  ever  have  been 
invested  with  sufficient  power  to  assume  the  first 
dignity  of  the  State.  William  of  Normandy  was 
manifestly  a  usurper ;  and,  if  breaking  the  direct 
line  of  succession  is  usurpation,  so  was  William 
the  Third.  Henry  the  Fourth  and  Henry  the 
Seventh  were  usurpers  also,  yet  their  reigns  were 
signally  beneficial  to  their  people.  And  to  Richard 
the  Third,  whatever  may  have  been  his  crimes  in 
the  ascent  to  sovereignty,  the  nation  at  large  is 
perhaps  more  indebted  for  provident  statutes  of 
perdurable  good,  than  to  any  other  of  her  kings. 
But  the  glory  of  them  all  is  cast  into  obscurity  by 
Cromwell.  He  humbled  in  succession  the  domi- 
nant powers  of  Europe,  at  a  time  when  they  were 
governed  by  the  ablest  men,  and  had  risen  to  the 
zenith  of  their  prosperity.  Spain,  France,  Holland, 
crouched  before  him  ;  and  the  soldiers  of  Gustavus 
Adolphus,  the  greatest  king  the  world  ever 
beheld,  thought  he  had  risen  from  the  grave  to 
accomplish  the  delivery  of  nations.  For  how 
little,  in  comparison,  is  France  indebted  to  Napo- 
leon !  Yet  both  king  and  people  are  united  in 
raising  a  monument  to  his  memory.  Compare 
the  posthumous  honours  conferred  by  the  two 
great  nations  on  the  two  great  men.  The  body 
of  the  one  is  brought  back  from  the  extremities 
of  the  ocean,  to  be  venerated  by  a  people  he  had 
reduced  to  servitude ;  the  body  of  the  other  was 
treated  as  the  vilest  malefactor's,  in  the  midst  of 
a  nation  he  had  vindicated  from  double  slavery, 
the  slavery  of  a  lawless  prince  and  an  intolerant 
priesthood.  It  is  enough  for  Frenchmen  that 
Napoleon  had  once  humbled  the  enemies  of 
France.  We,  who  judge  more  calmly,  judge  that 
whatever  he  did  was  done  for  the  advancement  of 


his  power  and  the  perpetuation  of  his  dynasty. 
He  had  the  quickest  and  the  shortest  sight  of  all 
men  living,  and  his  arrogance  brought  into 
France  the  nations  that  subdued  her.  Different 
in  ali  these  points  was  Oliver.  Never  was  man 
more  bravely  humane,  or  more  tranquilly  ener- 
getic. He  stood  above  fear,  above  jealousy,  above 
power:  he  was  greater  than  all  things  but  his 
country. 

The  English  are  erecting  a  column  and  statue 
to  Nelson.  No  such  monument  has  been  raised 
to  Blake,  because  he  fought  for  a  country  without 
a  king  at  the  head  of  it.  This  courageous  and 
virtuous  man  abstained  from  party  and  from 
politics,  and  would  have  defended  his  country 
even  under  the  king  who  sold  her.  No  action  of 
Nelson  himself  is  more  glorious  than  the  action 
of  Blake  at  Cadiz,  and  his  character,  on  every 
side,  is  without  a  stain;  but  in  England  the 
authorities  and  the  arts  neglect  him. 

"  Caret  quia  rege  sacro." 

In  the  list  of  the  committee  which  is  to  decide 
on  fit  subjects  for  painting  the  Houses  of  Parlia- 
ment, you  will  find  the  name  of  Eastlake,  a  good 
painter,  and  a  good  scholar;  and  of  Rogers, 
endowed  with  every  quality  of  a  gentleman,  and 
with  an  exquisite  judgment  in  everything  relat- 
ing to  literature  and  the  fine  arts.  Yet  I  doubt 
if  either  of  them  would  not  prefer  an  allegory 
in  the  Faery  Queen,  or  a  witchery  in  Faust, 
for  a  decoration  of  the  Chambers,  if  highly  pic- 
turesque, to  the  most  appropriate  scene  in  par- 
liamentary annals,  if  less  so.  English  history,  in 
fact,  is  now  represented  without  living  figures, 
and  worked  by  machinery.  We  see  the  events, 
and  wonder  where  are  the  actors.  The  later  his- 
torians keep  them  carefully  out  of  sight,  and 
make  their  own  voices  suffice  for  all  within  the 
boxes  they  exhibit. 

The  histories  of  other  nations  are  alive  with 
human  agents ;  the  earth  moves  and  heaves  with 
their  energies :  we  see  not  only  the  work  they 
have  done,  but  we  see  them  doing  it.  Whereas, 
in  our  own  sandy  deserts,  the  only  things  astir 
are  small  animals  intent  on  their  burrows,  or 
striving  to  possess  a  knot  of  fresh  herbage.  All 
beyond  is  indistinct :  if  ever  we  come  to  it,  we 
find  only  scanty  eminences,  under  which  are 
evanescent  features  and  weightless  bones :  we 
trample  them  down  and  walk  back  again. 


A  VISION. 


BLESSED  be  they  who  erected  temples  to  the 
ancient  Gods !  Mistaken  they  may  have  been, 
but  they  were  pious  and  they  were  grateful.  The 
deities  of  Olympus,  although  no  longer  venerated, 
have  thrown  open,  both  to  the  enthusiastic  and 


to  the  contemplative,  many  a  lofty  view  beyond 
the  sterile  eminences  of  human  life,  and  have 
adorned  every  road  of  every  region  with  images 
of  grandeur  and  of  grace.  Never  are  they  malig- 
nant or  indifferent  to  the  votary  who  has  aban- 


A  VISION. 


467 


doned  them ;  and  I  believe,  there  is  no  record  of 
any  appearing  by  night  with  frowns  and  threats  : 
but,  on  the  contrary,  I  know  from  my  own  ex- 
experience,  that  neither  time  nor  neglect  has 
worn  the  celestial  smile  off  their  placid  coun- 
tenances. An  instance  of  this  fact  I  am  now  about 
to  relate.  Let  me  begin  by  observing  that  my 
eyes,  perhaps  by  an  imprudent  use  of  them,  grow 
soon  weary  with  reading,  even  while  curiosity  and 
interest  have  lost  little  or  nothing  of  excitement. 
A  slumber  of  a  few  minutes  is  sufficient  to  refresh 
them ;  during  which  time  I  often  enjoy  the  benefit 
of  a  dream  ;  and,  what  is  (I  believe)  remarkable 
and  singular,  it  usually  takes  a  direction  far  wide 
of  the  studies  on  which  I  had  been  engaged.  On 
one  occasion,  perhaps  it  might  have  been  that 
(pushing  my  book  away  from  me  to  the  middle  of 
the  table)  the  last  object  I  saw  was  a  picture  by 
Swaneveldt,  on  the  left  of  which  there  is  a  tem- 
ple ;  for  a  temple,  sure  enough,  stood  before  me 
in  my  dream  :  beside  it  ran  a  river,  and  beyond 
it  rose  a  mountain,  each  sensible  alike  of  the  sky 
that  glowed  above.  So  far  the  picture  and  the 
dream  were  in  accordance.  But  the  dream's 
temple  was  entirely  its  own  :  it  had  no  sheep  nor 
shepherd  near  it,  as  the  picture  had :  and,  al- 
though dreams  are  apt  to  take  greater  liberties 
than  pictures  do,  yet  in  the  picture  there  was  an 
autumnal  tree  by  the  side  of  a  summer  tree ;  the 
one  of  rich  yellow,  the  other  of  deep  green.  In 
the  dream  I  remember  nothing  of  the  kind  ;  yet 
I  verily  think  I  remember  every  particle  of  it.  I 
remember  a  cool  and  gentle  hand  conducting  me 
over  some  narrow  planks,  thrown  across  a  deep 
channel  of  still  water.  I  remember  the  broad  leaves 
underneath  us,  and  how  smooth,  how  quiet,  how 
stainless.  I  remember  we  tarried  here  awhile,  not 
leaning  on  the  rail,  for  there  was  none,  but  tacitly 
agreeing  to  be  mistaken  in  what  we  reciprocally 
were  leaning  on.  At  length  we  passed  onward, 
by  the  side  of  a  cottage  in  ruins,  with  an  oven 
projecting  from  it  at  the  gable-end  :  on  the  out- 
side of  its  many-coloured  arch  were  gilliflowers 
growing  in  the  crevices :  very  green  moss,  in 
rounded  tufts,  and  blossoming,  had  taken  pos- 
session of  its  entrance  :  and  another  plant,  as 
different  as  possible,  was  hanging  down  from  it, 
so  long  and  slender  and  flexible,  that  a  few  bees, 
as  they  alighted  on  it,  shook  it.  Suddenly  I 
stumbled :  my  beautiful  guide  blushed  deeply, 
and  said, 

"  Do  you  stumble  at  the  first  step  of  the  tem- 
ple ]  What  an  omen  ! " 

I  had  not  perceived  that  we  had  reached  any 
temple  :  but  now,  abashed  at  the  reproof,  I  looked 
up,  and  could  read  the  inscription,  although  the 
letters  were  ancient,  for  they  were  deeply  and  well 
engraven. 


Sacred  to  Friendship  were  the  words,  in  Greek. 
The  steps  were  little  worn,  and  retained  all  their 
smoothness  and  their  polish.  After  so  long  a 
walk  as  I  had  taken,  I  doubt  whether  I  should 
have  ascended  them  without  the  hand  that  was 
offered  me.  In  the  temple  I  beheld  an  image,  of 
a  marble  so  purely  white,  that  it  seemed  but  re- 
cently chiselled.  I  walked  up  -to  it  and  stood 
before  it.  The  feet  were  not  worn  as  the  feet  of 
some  images  are,  by  the  lips  of  votaries :  indeed 
I  could  fancy  that  scarcely  the  tip  of  a  finger  had 
touched  them ;  and  I  felt  pretty  sure  that  words 
were  the  only  offerings,  and  now  and  then  a  sigh 
at  a  distance.  Yet  the  longer  I  gazed  at  it  the 
more  beautiful  did  it  appear  in  its  colour  and  pro- 
portions ;  and  turning  to  my  companion,  who  (I 
then  discovered)  was  looking  at  me, 

"  This  image,"  said  I,  "  has  all  the  features  and 
all  the  attributes  of  Love,  excepting  the  bow, 
quiver,  and  arrows." 

"  Yes,"  answered  she,  smiling ;  "  all,  excepting 
the  mischievous.  It  has  all  that  the  wiser  and 
the  better  of  the  ancients  attributed  to  him.  But 
do  you  really  see  no  difference  ? " 

Again  I  raised  my  eyes,  and  after  a  while  I 
remarked  that  the  figure  was  a  female,  very 
modest,  very  young,  and  little  needing  the  zone 
that  encompassed  her.  I  suppressed  this  por- 
tion of  my  observations,  innocent  as  it  was,  and 
only  replied, 

"  I  see  that  the  torch  is  borne  above  the  head, 
and  that  the  eyes  are  uplifted  in  the  same 
direction." 

"  Do  you  remember,"  said  she,  "  any  image  of 
Love  in  this  attitude1?" 

"  It  might  be,"  I  answered ;  "  and  with  perfect 
propriety." 

"  Yes  ;  it  both  might  and  should  be,"  said  she. 
"  But,"  she  continued,  "  we  are  not  here  to  worship 
Love,  or  to  say  anything  about  him.  Like  all  the 
other  blind,  he  is  so  quick  at  hearing ;  and  above 
all  others,  blind  or  sighted,  he  is  so  ready  to  take 
advantage  of  the  slightest  word,  that  I  am  afraid 
he  may  one  day  or  other  come  down  on  us  un- 
aware. He  has  been  known  before  now  to  assume 
the  form  of  Friendship,  making  sad  confusion. 
Let  us  deprecate  this,  bending  our  heads  devoutly 
to  the  Deity  before  us." 

Was  it  a  blush,  or  was  it  the  sun  of  such  a 
bright  and  genial  day,  that  warmed  my  cheek  so 
vividly  while  it  descended  in  adoration ;  or  could 
it  be,  by  any  chance  or  casualty,  that  the  veil 
touched  it  through  which  the  breath  of  my  virgin 
guide  had  been  passing]  Whatever  it  was,  it 
awakened  me.  Again  my  eyes  fell  on  the  open 
book ;  to  rest  on  it,  not  to  read  it ;  and  I  neither 
dreamed  nor  slumbered  a  second  time  that 
day. 


H  H  2 


463 


MINOR  PROSE  PIECES. 


THE  DREAM  OP  PETRARCA. 


WHEN  I  was  younger,  I  was  fond  of  wandering 
in  solitary  places,  and  never  was  afraid  of  slum- 
bering in  woods  and  grottoes.  Among  the  chief 
pleasures  of  my  life,  and  among  the  commonest  of 
my  occupations,  was  the  bringing  before  me  such 
heroes  and  heroines  of  antiquity,  such  poets  and 
sages,  s.uch  of  the  prosperous  and  of  the  unfortu- 
nate, as  most  interested  me  by  their  courage,  their 
wisdom,  their  eloquence,  or  their  adventures. 
Engaging  them  in  the  conversation  best  suited  to 
their  characters,  I  knew  perfectly  their  manners, 
their  stops,  their  voices ;  and  often  did  I  moisten 
with  my  tears  the  models  I  had  been  forming  of 
the  less  happy.  Great  is  the  privilege  of  entering 
into  the  studies  of  the  intellectual ;  great  is  that 
of  conversing  with  the  guides  of  nations,  the 
movers  of  the  mass,  the  regulators  of  the  unruly 
will,  stiff  in  its  impurity,  and  rash  against  the 
finger  of  the  Almighty  Power  that  formed  it;  but 
give  me  rather  the  creature  to  sympathise  with ; 
apportion  me  the  sufferings  to  assuage.  Allegory 
had  few  attractions  for  me ;  believing  it  to  be  the 
delight,  in  general,  of  idle,  frivolous,  inexcursive 
minds,  in  whose  mansions  there  is  neither  hall 
nor  portal  to  receive  the  loftier  of  the  Passions. 
A  stranger  to  the  affections,  she  holds  a -low  sta- 
tion among  the  hand-maidens  of  Poetry,  being  fit 
for  little  but  an  apparition  ,in  a  mask.  I  had 
reflected  for  some  time  on  this  .subject,  when, 
wearied  with  the  length  of  my  walk  over  the 
mountains,  and  finding  a  soft  old  mole-hill  covered 
with  grey  grass  by  the  way-side,  I  laid  my  head 
upon  it,  and  slept.  I  cannot  tell  how  long  it  was 
before  a  species  of  dream,  or  vision,  came  over  me. 

Two  beautiful  youths  appeared  beside  me ;  each 
was  winged  ;  but  the  wings  were  hanging  down, 
and  seemed  ill  adapted  to  flight.  One  of  them, 
whose  voice  was  the  softest  I  ever  heard,  looking 
at  me  frequently,  said  to  the  other,  "  He  is  under 
my  guardianship  for  the  present :  do  not  awaken 
him  with  that  feather."  Methought,  on  hearing 
the  whisper,  I  saw  something  like  the  feather  of 
an  arrow,  and  then  the  arrow  itself,  the  whole  of 
it,  even  to  the  point ;  although  he  carried  it  in 
such  a  manner  that  it  was  difficult  at  first  to  dis- 
cover more  than  a  palm's  length  of  it;  the  rest  of 
the  shaft  (and  the  whole  of  the  barb)  was  behind 
his  ancles. 

"  This  feather  never  awakens  anyone,"  replied 
he,  rather  petulantly;  "  but  it  brings  more  of 
confident  security,  and  more  of  cherished  dreams, 
than  you,  without  me,  are  capable  of  imparting." 

"  Be  it  eo  ! "  answered  the  gentler  ;  "  none  is 
less  inclined  to  quarrel  or  dispute  than  I  am. 
Many  whom  you  have  wounded  grievously,  call 
upon  me  for  succour ;  but  so  little  am  I  disposed 
to  thwart  you,  it  is  seldom  I  venture  to  do  more 
for  them  than  to  whisper  a  few  words  of  comfort 
in  passing.  How  many  reproaches,  on  these  oc- 
casions, have  been  cast  upon  me  for  indifference 


and  infidelity !  Nearly  as  many,  and  nearly  in 
the  same  terms,  as  upon  you." 

"  Odd  enough,  that  we,  0  Sleep !  should  be 
thought  so  alike ! "  said  Love,  contemptuously. 
"  Yonder  is  he  who  bears  a  nearer  resemblance  to 
you  :  the  dullest  have  observed  it." 

I  fancied  I  turned  my  eyes  to  where  he  was 
pointing,  and  saw  at  a  distance  the  figure  he  de- 
signated. Meanwhile  the  contention  went  on 
uninterruptedly.  Sleep  was  slow  in  asserting  his 
power  or  his  benefits.  Love  recapitulated  them  ; 
but  only  that  he  might  assert  his  own  above 
them.  Suddenly  he  called  on  me  to  decide,  and 
to  choose  my  patron.  Under  the  influence,  first 
of  the  one,  then  of  the  other,  I  sprang  from 
repiose  to  rapture,  I  alighted  from  rapture  on 
repose,  and  knew  not  which  was  sweetest.  Love 
was  very  angry  with  me,  and  declared  he  would 
cross  me  throughout  the  whole  of  my  existence. 
Whatever  I  might  on  other  occasions  have 
thought  of  his  veracity,  I  now  felt  too  surely  the 
conviction  that  he  would  keep  his  word.  At  last, 
before  the  close  of  the  altercation,  the  third 
Genius  had  advanced,  and  stood  near  us.  I  can 
not  tell  how  I  knew  him,  but  I  knew  him  to  be 
the  Genius  of  Death.  Breathless  as  I  was  at  be- 
holding him,  I  soon  became  familiar  with  his 
features.  First  they  seemed  only  calm ;  presently 
they  grew  contemplative ;  and  lastly  beautiful : 
those  of  the  Graces  themselves  are  less  regular, 
less  harmonious,  less  composed.  Love  glanced  at 
him  unsteadily,  with  a  countenance  in  which 
there  was  somewhat  of  anxiety,  somewhat  of  dis- 
dain ;  and  cried,  "  Go  away  !  go  away  !  Nothing 
that  thou  touchest,  lives." 

"  Say  rather,  child !"  replied  the  advancing 
form,  and  advancing  grew  loftier  and  statelier, 
"  say  rather  that  nothing  of  beautiful  or  of  glo- 
rious lives  its  own  true  life  until  my  wing  hath 
passed  over  it." 

Love  pouted;  and  rumpled  and  bent  down 
with  his  forefinger  the  stiff  short  feathers  on  his 
arrow-head;  but  replied  not.  Although  he 
frowned  worse  than  ever,  and  at  me,  I  dreaded 
him  less  and  less,  and  scarcely  looked  toward  him. 
The  milder  and  calmer  Genius,  the  third,  in  pro- 
portion as  I  took  courage  to  contemplate  him, 
regarded  me  with  more  and  more  complacency. 
He  held  neither  flower  nor  arrow,  as  the  others 
did  ;  but  throwing  back  the  clusters  of  dark  curls 
that  overshadowed  his  countenance,  he  presented 
to  me  his  hand,  openly  and  benignly.  I  shrank 
on  looking  at  him  so  near ;  and  yet  I  sighed  to 
love  him.  He  smiled,  not  without  an  expression 
of  pity,  at  perceiving  my  diffidence,  my  timidity : 
for  I  remembered  how  soft  was  the  hand  of 
Sleep,  how  warm  and  entrancing  was  Love's.  By 
degrees  I  grew  ashamed  of  my  ingratitude ;  and 
turning  my  face  away,  I  held  out  my  arms,  and 
felt  my  neck  within  his.  Composure  allayed  all 


PARABLE  OF  ASABEL. 


469 


the  throbbings  of  my  bosom,  the  coolness  of 
freshest  morning  breathed  around,  the  heavens 
seemed  to  open  above  me,  while  the  beautiful 
cheek  of  my  deliverer  rested  on  my  head.  I  would 
now  have  looked  for  those  others ;  but,  knowing 
my  intention  by  my  gesture,  he  said  consolatorily, 
"  Sleep  is  on  his  way  to  the  earth,  where  many 
are  calling  him  ;  but  it  is  not  to  them  he  hastens ; 
for  every  call  only  makes  him  fly  further  off. 
Sedately  and  gravely  as  he  looks,  he  is  nearly  as 
capricious  and  volatile  as  the  more  arrogant  and 
ferocious  one." 


"  And  Love,"  said  I,  "  whither  is  he  departed  1 
If  not  too  late,  I  would  propitiate  and  appease 
him." 

"  He  who  can  not  follow  me,  he  who  can  not 
overtake  and  pass  me,"  said  the  Genius,  "  is  un- 
worthy of  the  name,  the  most  glorious  in  earth  or 
heaven.  Look  up  !  Love  is  yonder ;  and  ready 
to  receive  thee." 

I  looked  :  the  earth  was  under  me :  I  saw  only 
the  clear  blue  sky,  and  something  brighter 
above  it. 


PARABLE  OF  ASABEL. 


CHAPTER   I. 


ASABEL  in  his  youth  had  been  of  those  who 
place  their  trust  in  God,  and  he  prospered  in  the 
land,  and  many  of  his  friends  did  partake  of  his 
prosperity. 

After  a  length  of  years  it  came  to  pass  that  he 
took  less  and  less  delight  in  the  manifold  gifts  oJ 
God ;  for  that  his  heart  grew  fat  within  him,  and 
knew  not  any  work-day  for  its  work ;  nor  did 
thankfulness  enter  into  it,  as  formerly,  to  awake 
the  sluggard. 

Nevertheless  did  Asabel  praise  and  glorify  the 
Almighty,  both  morning  and  evening,  and  did 
pray  unto  him  for  the  continuance  and  increase 
of  his  loving  mercies;  and  did  call  himself,  as 
the  godly  are  wont  to  do,  miserable  sinner,  and 
leper,  and  worm,  and  dust. 

And  all  men  did  laud  Asabel,  inasmuch  as, 
being  clothed  in  purple  and  smelling  of  spike- 
nard, he  was  a  leper,  and  worm,  and  dust. 

And  many  did  come  from  far  regions  to  see 
that  dust,  and  that  worm,  and  that  leper ;  and 
did  marvel  at  him ;  and  did  bow  their  heads ; 
and  did  beseech  of  God  that  they  might  be  like 
unto  him. 

But  God  inclined  not  his  ear;  and  they  re- 
turned unto  their  own  country. 


CHAPTER   II. 

And  behold  it  came  to  pass  that  an  angel  from 
above  saw  Asabel  go  forth  from  his  house. 

And  the  angel  did  enter,  and  did  seat  himself 
on  the  seat  of  Asabel. 

After  a  while,  a  shower  fell  in  sunny  drops  upon 
the  plane-tree  at  the  gate,  and  upon  the  hyssop 
thereby,  and  over  the  field  nigh  unto  the  dwelling. 

Whereon  did  Asabel  hasten  him  back ;  and, 
coming  into  the  doorway,  he  saw  another  seated 
upon  his  seat,  who  arose  not  before  him,  but  said 
only,  "  Peace  unto  thee  !" 

Asabel  was  wroth,  and  said,  "  Lo !  the  rain 
abateth,  the  sun  shineth  through  it ;  if  thou  wilt 
eat  bread,  eat ;  if  thou  wilt  drink  water,  drink;  but, 
having  assuaged  thy  hunger  and  thy  thirst,depart ! " 

Then  said  the  angel  unto  Asabel,  "  I  will  neither 
eat  bread  nor  drink  water  under  thy  roof,  0  Asabel, 
forasmuch  as  thou  didst  send  therefrom  the  master 
whom  I  serve." 


And  now  the  wrath  of  Asabel  waxed  hotter,  and 
he  said,  "  Neither  thy  master  nor  the  slave  of  thy 
master  have  I  sent  away,  not  knowing  nor  having 
seen  either." 

Then  rose  the  angel  from  the  seat,  and  spake  : 
"  Asabel !  Asabel !  thy  God  hath  filled  thy  house 
with  plenteousness.  Hath  he  not  verily  done  this 
and  more  unto  thee  ]" 

And  Asabel  answered  him,  and  said  :  "  Verily 
the  Lord  my  God  hath  done  this  and  more  unto 
his  servant :  blessed  be  his  name  for  ever  ! " 
Again  spake  the  angel : 

"  He  hath  given  thee  a  name  among  thy  people  ; 
and  many  by  his  guidance  have  come  unto  thee 
for  counsel  and  for  aid." 

"  Counsel  have  I  given ;  aid  also  have  I  given," 
said  Asabel,  "and  neither  he  who  received  it  nor 
he  who  gave  it,  hath  repented  himself  thereof." 
Then  answered  the  angel : 
"  The  word  that  thou  spakest  is  indeed  the  true 
word.  But  answer  me  in  the  name  of  the  Lord 
thy  God.  Hath  not  thy  soul  been  farther  from 
him  as  thy  years  and  his  benefits  increased  ]  The 
more  wealth  and  the  more  wisdom  (in  thy  esti- 
mation of  it)  he  bestowed  upon  thee,  hast  thou 
not  been  the  more  proud,  the  more  selfish,  the 
more  disinclined  to  listen  unto  the  sorrows  and 
wrongs  of  men  ?" 

And  Asabel  gazed  upon  him,  and  was  angered 
that  a  youth  should  have  questioned  him,  and 
.hought  it  a  shame  that  the  eyes  of  the  young 
should  see  into  the  secrets  of  the  aged ;  and  stood 
reproved  before  him. 

But  the  angel  took  him  by  the  hand  and  spake 
hus  :  "Asabel !  behold  the  fruit  of  all  the  good 
seed  thy  God  hath  given  thee ;  pride  springing 
from  wealth,  obduracy  from  years,  and  from  know- 
ledge itself  uncontrollable  impatience  and  in- 
flexible perversity.  Couldst  thou  not  have  em- 
ployed these  things  much  better  1  Again  I  say 
it,  thou  hast  driven  out  the  God  that  dwelt  with 
thee;  that  dwelt  within  thy  house,  within  thy 
breast ;  that  gave  thee  much  for  thyself,  and  en- 
trusted thee  with  more  for  others.  Having  seen 
thee  abuse,  revile,  and  send  him  thus  away 
from  thee,  what  wonder  that  I,  who  am  but  the 
lowest  of  his  ministers,  and  who  have  bestowed 
no  gifts  upon  thee,  should  be  commanded  to  de- 
part ! "  Asabel  covered  his  eyes,  and  when  he 


470 


MINOR  PROSE  PIECES. 


raised  them  up  again,  the  angel  no  longer  was 
before  him. 

"  Of  a  truth,"  said  he,  and  smote  his  breast, 
"  it  was  the  angel  of  the  Lord."  And  then  did  he 
shed  tears.  But  they  fell  into  his  bosom,  after  a 
while,  like  refreshing  dew,  bitter  as  were  the  first 
of  them ;  and  his  heart  grew  young  again,  and 
felt  the  head  that  rested  on  it ;  and  the  weary  in 
spirit  knew,  as  they  had  known  before,  the  voice 
of  Asabel.  Thus  wrought  the  angel's  gentleness 
upon  him,  even  as  the  quiet  and  silent  water  wins 


itself  an  entrance  where  tempest  and  fire  pass 
over.  It  is  written  that  other  angels  did  look  up 
with  loving  and  admiration  into  the  visage  of 
this  angel  on  his  return ;  and  he  told  the  younger 
and  more  zealous  of  them,  that  whenever  they 
would  descend  into  the  gloomy  vortex  of  the  human 
heart,  under  the  softness  and  serenity  of  their  voice 
and  countenance  its  turbulence  would  subside. 

"  Beloved  ! "  said  the  angel,  "  there  are  portals 
that  open  to  the  palm-branches  we  carry,  and 
that  close  at  the  flaming  sword." 


JERIBOHANIAH. 


JERIBOHANIAH  sate  in  his  tent,  and  was  grieved 
and  silent,  for  years  had  stricken  him. 

And  behold  there  came  and  stood  before  him 
a  man  who  also  was  an  aged  man,  who,  howbeit, 
was  not  grieved,  neither  was  he  silent. 

Nevertheless,  until  Jeribohaniah  spake  unto 
him,  spake  not  he. 

But  Jeribohaniah  had  alway  been  one  of  ready 

speech ;  nor  verily  had  age  minished  his  words, 

nor  the  desire  of  his  heart  to  question  the  stranger. 

Wherefore  uttered  he  first  what  stirred  within 

him,  saying, 

"  Methinks  thou  comest  from  a  far  country :  now 
what  country  may  that  be  whence  thou  comest  ? " 
And  the  stranger  named  by  name  the  country 
whence  his  feet,  together  with  the  staff  of  his 
right-hand,  had  borne  him. 

"  Bad,  exceeding  bad,  and  stinking  in  our  nos- 
trils," said  Jeribohaniah, "  is  that  country ;  never- 
theless mayst  thou  enter  and  eat  within  my  tent, 
and  welcome ;  seeing  that  thy  scrip  hangeth  down 
to  thy  girdle,  round  and  large  as  hangeth  the 
gourd  in  the  days  of  autumn ;  and  it  is  fitting  and 
right  that,  if  I  give  unto  thee  of  mine,  so  likewise 
thou  of  thine,  in  due  proportion,  give  unto  me ; 
and  the  rather,  forasmuch  as  my  tent  containeth 
few  things  within  it,  and  thy  wallet  (I  guess) 
abundant." 

Whereupon  did  Jeribohaniah  step  forward/ and 
strive  to  touch  with  his  right  hand  the  top  of  the 
wallet,  and  the  bottom  with  his  left.  But  the 
stranger  drew  back  therefrom,  saying,  "Nay." 
Then  Jeribohaniah  waxed  wroth,  and  would  have 
smitten  the  stranger  at  the  tent,  asking  him  in 
his  indignation  why  he  drew  back,  and  wherefore 
he  withheld  the  wallet  from  the  most  just;  the 
most  potent,  the  most  intelligent,  and  the  most 
venerable  of  mankind  !  Whereupon  the  stranger 
answered  him,  and  said,  "  Far  from  thy  servant 
be  all  strife  and  wrangling,  all  doubt  and  suspi- 
cion. Verily  he  hath  much  praised  thee,  even 
until  this  day,  unto  those  among  whom  he  was 
born  and  abided.  And  when  some  spake  evil  ol 
thee  and  of  thine,  then  did  thy  servant,  even  1 
who  stand  before  thee,  say  unto  them,  '  Tarry  !  ] 
will  myself  go  forth  unto  Jeribohaniah,  and  see 
unto  his  ways,  and  report  unto  ye  truly  whai 
they  be.' " 

"And  now  I  guess,"  quoth  Jeribohaniah,  "thou 
wouldst  return  and  tell  them  the  old  story ;  how 


and  my  children  have  lusted  after  the  goods  of 
)thermen,  and  have  taken  them.  Now  we  only 
,ook  the  goods ;  the  men  took  we  not ;  yet  so 
rebellious  and  ungrateful  were  they,  that  we  were 
ain  to  put  them  to  the  edge  of  the  sword.  And 
thus  did  we.  And  lest  another  such  generation 
of  vipers  should  spring  up  in  the  wilderness  beyond 
them,  we  sent  onward  just  men,  who  should  turn 
and  harrow  the  soil,  and  put  likewise  to  the  edge 
of  the  sword  such  as  would  hinder  us  in  doing 
what  is  lawful  and  right,  namely,  that  which  our 
wills  ordained.  To  prevent  such  an  extremity, 
our  prudence  and  humanity  led  us,  under  God,  to 
detain  the  silver  and  gold  intrusted  to  us  by  the 
most  suspicious  and  spiteful  of  our  enemies.  And 
now  thou  art  admitted  into  my  confidence,  lay 
down  thy  scrip,  and  eat  and  drink  freely." 

"  Pleaseth  it  thee,"  replied  the  stranger,  "  that 
I  carry  back  unto  my  own  country  what  thou  hast 
related  unto  me  as  seeming  good  in  thine  eyes  ? " 

"  Carry  back  what  thou  wilt,"  calmly  said  Jeri- 
bohaniah, "  save  only  that  which  my  sons,  whose 
long  shadows  are  now  just  behind  thee,  may  hold 
back." 

Scarcely  had  he  spoken  when  the  sons  entered 
the  tent,  and,  occupying  all  the  seats,  bade  the 
stranger  be  seated  and  welcome.  Venison  brought 
they  forth  in  deep  dishes ;  wine  also  poured  they 
out ;  and  they  drank  unto  his  health.  And  when 
they  had  wiped  their  lips  with  the  back  of  the 
hand,  which  the  Lord  in  his  wisdom  had  made 
hairy  for  that  purpose,  they  told  the  stranger  that 
other  strangers  had  blamed  curiosity  in  their 
kindred ;  and,  that  they  might  not  be  reproved 
for  it,  they  would  ask  no  questions  as  to  what 
might  peradventure  be  contained  within  the  scrip, 
but  would  look  into  it  at  their  leisure. 

Jeribohaniah  told  his  guest  that  they  were  wild 
lads,  and  would  have  their  way.  He  then  looked 
more  gravely  and  seriously,  saying, 

"  Everything  in  this  mortal  life  ends  better  than 
we,  short-sighted  creatures,  could  have  believed  or 
hoped.  Providence  hath  sent  us  back  those  boys, 
purely  that  thy  mission  might  be  accomplished. 
Unless  they  had  come  home  in  due  time,  how  little 
wouldst  thou  have  had  to  relate  to  thy  own  tribe 
concerning  us,  save  only  what  others,  envying  our 
probity  and  prosperity,  and  far  behind  us  in  wis- 
dom and  enterprise,  have  discoursed  about,  year 
after  year." 


POEMS. 


HELLENICS. 


I.   THRASYMEDES   AND   EUNOE. 

WHO  will  away  to  Athens  with  me  ]  who 

Loves  choral  songs  and  maidens  crown'd  with 

flowers, 

Unenvious  ]  mount  the  pinnace ;  hoist  the  sail. 
I  promise  ye,  as  many  as  are  here, 
Ye  shall  not,  while  ye  tarry  with  me,  taste 
From  unrinsed  barrel  the  diluted  wine 
Of  a  low  vineyard  or  a  plant  ill-pruned, 
But  such  as  anciently  the  JSgaean  isles 
Pour'd  in  libation  at  their  solemn  feasts  : 
And  the  same  goblets  shall  ye  grasp,  embost 
With  no  vile  figures  of  loose  languid  boors, 
But  such  as  Gods  have  lived  with,  and  have  led. 

The  sea  smiles  bright  before  us.  What  white  sail 
Plays  yonder  ?  what  pursues  it  ?  Like  two  hawks 
Away  they  fly.    Let  us  away  in  time 
To  overtake  them.    Are  they  menaces 
We  hear  t    And  shall  the  strong  repulse  the  weak, 
Enraged  at  her  defender  ?    Hippias ! 
Art  thou  the  man  1  'Twas  Hippias.    He  had  found 
His  sister  borne  from  the  Cecropian  port 
By  Thrasymedes.    And  reluctantly  1 
Ask,  ask  the  maiden  ;  I  have  no  reply. 

"  Brother  !  0  brother  Hippias  !  0,  if  love, 
If  pity,  ever  toucht  thy  breast,  forbear ! 
Strike  not  the  brave,  the  gentle,  the  beloved, 
My  Thrasymedes,  with  his  cloak  alone 
Protecting  his  own  head  and  mine  from  harm." 
"  Didst  thou  not  once  before,"  cried  Hippias, 
Kegardless  of  his  sister,  hoarse  with  wrath 
At  Thrasymedes,  "  didst  not  thou,  dog-eyed, 
Dare,  as  she  walkt  up  to  the  Parthenon, 
On  the  most  holy  of  all  holy  days, 
In  sight  of  all  the  city,  dare  to  kiss 
Her  maiden  cheek  1 " 

"Ay,  before  all  the  Gods, 
Ay,  before  Pallas,  before  Artemis, 
Ay,  before  Aphrodite,  before  Hera, 
I  dared ;  and  dare  again.    Arise,  my  spouse  ! 
Arise  !  and  let  my  lips  quaff  purity 
From  thy  fair  open  brow." 

The  sword  was  up. 

And  yet  he  kist  her  twice.     Some  God  withheld 
The  arm  of  Hippias;  his  proud  blood  seeth'd  slower 
And  smote  his  breast  less  angrily ;  he  laid 


His  hand  on  the  white  shoulder,  and  spake  thus  : 
"  Ye  must  return  with  me.     A  second  time 
Offended,  will  our  sire  Pisistratos 
Pardon  the  affront?    Thou  shouldst  have  askt 

thyself 

This  question  ere  the  sail  first  flapt  the  mast." 
"  Already  thou  hast  taken  life  from  me ; 
Put  up  thy  sword,"  said  the  sad  youth,  his  eyes 
Sparkling ;  but  whether  love  or  rage  or  grief 
They  sparkled  with,  the  Gods  alone  could  see. 
Pirseos  they  re-entered,  and  their  ship 
Drove  up  the  little  waves  against  the  quay, 
Whence  was  thrown  out  a  rope  from  one  above, 
And  Hippias  caught  it.     From  the  virgin's  waist 
Her  lover  dropt  his  arm,  and  blusht  to  think 
He  had  retain'd  it  there  in  sight  of  rude 
Irreverent  men  :  he  led  her  forth,  nor  spake ; 
Hippias  walkt  silent  too,  until  they  reacht 
The  mansion  of  Pisistratos  her  sire. 
Serenely  in  his  sternness  did  the  prince 
Look  on  them  both  awhile  :  they  saw  not  him, 
For  both  had  cast  their  eyes  upon  the  ground. 
"  Are  these  the  pirates  thou  hast  taken,  son  1 " 
Said  he.     "  Worse,  father !  worse  than  pirates  they, 
Who  thus  abuse  thy  patience,  thus  abuse 
Thy  pardon,  thus  abuse  the  holy  rites 
Twice  over." 

"  Well  hast  thou  performed  thy  duty," 
Firmly  and  gravely  said  Pisistratos. 
"  Nothing  then,  rash  young  man !  could  turn  thy 

heart 
From  Eunoe,  my  daughter  ? " 

"  Nothing,  sir, 

Shall  ever  turn  it.    I  can  die  but  once 
And  love  but  once.     0  Eunoe !  farewell ! " 
"  Nay,  she  shall  see  what  thou  canst  bear  for  her." 
"  0  father !  shut  me  in  my  chamber,  shut  me 
In  my  poor  mother's  tomb,  dead  or  alive, 
But  never  let  me  see  what  he  can  bear ; 
I  know  how  much  that  is,  when  borne  for  me." 
"  Not  yet:  come  on.     And  lag  not  thou  behind, 
Pirate  of  virgin  and  of  princely  hearts ! 
Before  the  people  and  before  the  Goddess 
Thou  hadst  evinced  the  madness  of  thy  passion,  ' 
And  now  wouldst  bear  from  home  and  plenteous- 
ness, 
To  poverty  and  exile,  this  my  child." 


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HELLENICS. 


Then  shuddered  Thrasymedes,  and  exclaim'd, 
"  I  see  my  crime  ;  I  saw  it  not  before. 
The  daughter  of  Pisistratos  was  born 
Neither  for  exile  nor  for  poverty, 
Ah  !  nor  for  me  ! "  He  would  have  wept,  but  one 
Might  see  him,  and  weep  worse.    The  prince  un- 
moved 

Strode  on,  and  said,  "To-morrow  shall  the  people, 
All  who  beheld  thy  trespasses,  behold 
The  justice  of  Pisistratos,  the  love 
He  bears  his  daughter,  and  the  reverence 
In  which  he  holds  the  highest  law  of  God." 
He  spake ;  and  on  the  morrow  they  were  one. 


II.    DRIMACOS. 

In  Crete  reign'd  Zeus  and  Minos;  and  there  sprang 
From  rocky  Chios  (but  more  years  between) 
Homer.    Ah  !  who  near  Homer's  side  shall  stand? 
A  slave,  a  slave  shall  stand  near  Homer's  side. 
Come  from  dark  ages  forth,  come,  Drimacos ! 

0  gems  of  Ocean,  shining  here  and  there 
Upon  his  vest  of  ever-changeful  green, 
Eicher  are  ye  than  wide-spread  continents, 
Richer  in  thoughtful  men  and  glorious  deeds. 
Drimacos  was  a  slave ;  but  Liberty 
By  him  from  Slavery  sprang,  as  day  from  night. 
Intolerable  servitude  o'erran 
The  isle  of  Chios.    They  whose  sires  had  heard 
The  blind  man,  and  the  muse  who  sat  beside, 
Constant,  as  was  the  daughter  to  the  king 
Of  Thebes,  and  comforting  his  sunless  way, 
Yea,  even  these  bore  stones  within  their  breasts, 
Buying  by  land  or  capturing  by  sea, 
And  torturing  too  limbs  fashion'd  like  their  own, 
Limbs  like  the  Gods'  they  all  fell  down  before. 
But  Zeus  had  from  Olympus  lookt  oblique, 
Then  breath'd  into  the  breasts  of  suffering  slaves 
Heroic  courage  and  heroic  strength, 
And  wisdom  for  their  guidance  and  support. 
Drimacos  he  appointed  to  coerce 
The  pride  of  the  enslaver,  and  to  free 
All  those  who  laboured  and  were  heavy-laden 
With  griefs,  not  even  by  the  avenging  Gods 
Inflicted,  wrongs  which  men  alone  inflict 
On  others,  when  their  vices  have  scoopt  out 
A  yoke  far  more  opprobrious  for  themselves. 
From  field  to  field  the  clang  of  arms  was  heard  ; 
Fires  from  the  rocks  and  the  hill-tops  by  night 
Collected  all  the  valiant,  all  the  young, 
Female  and  male,  stripling  and  suckling  babe, 
By  mother  (then  most  fond)  not  left  behind. 
But  many  were  o'ertaken ;  many  dropt 
Faint  by  the  road  ;  thirst,  hunger,  terror,  seiz'd 
Separate  their  prey.    Among  the  fugitives, 
In  the  most  crowded  and  the  narrowest  path 
That  led  into  the  thickets  on  the  hill, 
Was  Amymone  with  her  infant  boy, 
Eiarinos.    She  pray'd  the  Gods,  nor  pray'd 
Inaudible,  although  her  voice  had  fail'd. 
On  Drimacos  she  called  by  name ;  he  heard 
"The  voice ;  he  tura'd  his  head,  and  cried  aloud  : 
"  Comrades !  take  up  yon  infant  from  the  arms 
That  sink  with  it ;  and  help  the  mother  on." 


Far  in  advance  was  he  ;  all  urged  amain  ; 
All  minded  their  own  household,  nor  obey'd. 
But  he  rusht  back  amid  them  till  he  reacht 
The  mother,  who  had  fallen  under-foot, 
Trampled,  but  not  relinquishing  her  hold. 
Scarcely  was  space  to  stoop  in,  yet  he  stoopt 
And  rais'd  what  feebly  wail'd  among  men's  legs, 
And  placed  it  on  his  head,  that  the  fresh  air 
Might  solace  it :  soon  it  began  to  play, 
To  pat  the  hair  of  some,  of  some  the  eyes, 
Unconscious  that  its  mother's  soul  had  fled. 
The  dust  rose  lower,  for  the  sultry  day 
Was  closing,  and  above  shone  Hesperus 
Alone.   On  mossy  banks  within  the  brake 
The  men  threw  down  their  weapons  snatcht  in 

haste, 

Impenetrable  woods  received  their  flight, 
And  shelter'd  and  conceal'd  them  from  pursuit. 
There  many  years  they  dwelt ;  nor  only  there, 
But  also  in  the  plain  and  in  the  towns 
Fought  they,  and  overthrew  the  wealthier  race, 
And  drove  their  cattle  off  and  reapt  their  grain. 
Drimacos,  strong  injustice,  strong  in  arms, 
Prompt,  vigilant,  was  everywhere  obey'd. 
He  proffer'd  the  proud  Chiots,  half-subdued, 
Repression  of  invaders,  in  return 
For  their  repression  of  invaders  too, 
And  corn  and  wine  and  oil  enough  for  all, 
And  horned  victims  to  avenger  Zeus. 
But  plenteousness  and  sloth  relaxt  his  hold 
Upon  a  few,  men  yearning  to  partake 
The  vices  of  a  city  :  murmurs  rose 
And  reacht  the  ear  of  Drimacos,  and  reacht 
The  wealthy  towns  and  their  impatient  lords. 
Rewards  were  offered  for  the  leader's  head, 
And  askt  perhaps  ere  offered.    When  he  found 
Ingratitude  so  nigh  and  so  alert, 
He  listened  calmly  to  the  chiefs  around, 
His  firm  defenders ;  then  replied  : 

"  My  friends ! 

Already  in  the  days  of  youth  ye  watcht 
Over  the  common-weal,  but  now  your  eyes 
And  mine  too  want  repose.     Fear  not  for  me, 
But  guard  yourselves.    The  Gods  who  placed  me 

here 
Call  me  away,  not  you." 

They  heard,  and  went, 

Sorrowing.     Then  called  he  unto  him  the  youth 
Eiarinos,  who  two  whole  years  had  fought 
Beside  him,  and  fought  well. 

"  Eiarinos ! 

I  may  have  saved  thy  life  ('tis  said  I  did), 
In  infancy :  it  now  behoves  me,  boy, 
To  give  thee  substance  such  as  parents  give. 
Alas  !  'tis  wanting :  nought  is  in  the  house 
Save  arms,  as  thou  well  knowest ;  but  those  men 
Who  left  me  now,  had  talkt  with  thee  before, 
And  there  are  marks  along  thy  cheek  which  tears 
Leave  upon  maidens'  cheeks,  not  upon  men's. 

Eiarinos  spake  not,  but  threw  his  arms 
Around  his  guardian's  neck  and  shook  with  grief. 
"  Thou  shalt  not  be  quite  destitute,  my  son  ! " 
Said  he,  "  Thou  knowest  what  reward  awaits 
Him  who  shall  bring  my  head  within  the  town. 


HELLENICS. 


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Here  !  strike !  let  never  traitor  grasp  the  gold." 
Forward  he  held  the  hilt  and  lowered  his  brow. 
"  Bequeathest  thou  to  parricidal  hand, 
0  father  !  that  accursed  gold  ] "  cried  he, 
And  ran  against  the  portal,  blind  with  tears. 
But  the  calm  man  now  caught  his  arm,  and  said, 
"  Delay  may  bring  on  both  what  comes  for  one. 
Inevitable  is  my  death  :  at  least 
Promise  me  this  one  thing,  Eiarinos ! 
And  I  release  thee  :  swear  that,  when  I  die, 
Thou  wilt,  against  all  adversaries,  bear 
My  head  to  those  who  seek  it,  pledge  of  peace." 
Calmer,  but  sobbing  deep,  the  youth  replied, 
"  When  Zeus  the  liberator  shall  appoint 
The  pastor  of  the  people  to  depart, 
His  will  be  done  !  if  such  be  his  and  thine." 
He  lowered  his  eyes  in  reverence  to  the  earth ; 
And  Drimacos  then  smote  into  his  breast 
The  unaccepted  sword.     The  pious  youth 
Fell  overpowered  with  anguish,  nor  arose 
Until  the  elders,  who  had  gone,  return'd. 
They  comforted  the  orphan,  and  implored 
He  would  perform  the  duty  thus  enjoined. 
Nor  Muse,  nor  Memory  her  mother,  knows 
The  sequel :  but  upon  the  highest  peak 
Of  Chios  is  an  altar  of  square  stone 
Koughened  by  time,  and  some  believe  they  trace 
In  ancient  letters,  cubit-long,  the  words 
Drimacos  and  Eiarinos  and  Zeus. 


III.    THERON   AND    ZOE. 

Zoe.   Changed  1   very  true,  0  Theron,  I  am 
changed. 

Theron.  It  would  at  least  have  been  as  merciful 
To  hold  a  moment  back  from  me  the  briar 
You  let  recoil  thus  sharply  on  my  breast. 
Not  long  ago,  not  very  long,  you  own'd 
With  maiden  blushes,  which  became  your  brow 
Better  than  corn-flower,  or  that  periwinkle 
Trained  round  it  by  a  very  careful  hand, 
A  long  while  trimming  it  (no  doubt)  and  proud 
Of  making  its  blue  blossom  laugh  at  me. 

Zoe.  I  could  laugh  too.     What  did  I  own  1   It 

seems 
(It  was  so  little)  you  have  quite  forgot. 

Theron.  That,  since  we  sate  together  day  by  day, 
And  walkt  together,  sang  together,  none 
Of  earliest,  gentlest,  fondest,  maiden  friends 
Loved  you  as  formerly.     If  one  remained 
Dearer  to  you  than  any  of  the  rest, 
You  could  not  wish  her  greater  happiness  .  . 

Zoe.  Than  what] 

Theron.     I  think  you  never  could  have  said  it . . 
I  must  have  dreamt  it  .  . 

Zoe.  Tell  me  then  your  dream. 

Theron.  I  thought  you  said  . .  nay,  I  will  swear 

you  said  .  . 

More  than  one  heard  it . .  that  you  could  not  wish 
The  nearest  to  your  heart  more  perfect  joy 
Than  Theron's  love. 

Zoe.  Did  II 

Theron.  The  Gods  in  heaven 

Are  witnesses,  no  less  than  woodland  Gods, 


That  you  did  say  it.     0  how  changed !  no  word, 
No  look,  for  Theron  now ! 

Zoe.  Girls  often  say 

More  than  they  mean  :  men  always  do. 

Theron.  By  Pan ! 

Who  punishes  with  restless  nights  the  false, 
Hurling  the  sleeper  down  the  precipice 
Into  the  roaring  gulph,  or  letting  loose 
Hounds,  wolves,  and  tigers  after  him,  his  legs 
Meanwhile  tied  not  quite  close,  but  just  apart, 
In  withy  bands . .  by  him  I  swear,  my  tongue, 
Zoe  !  can  never  utter  half  my  love. 
Retract  not  one  fond  word. 

Zoe.  I  must  retract 

The  whole  of  those. 

Theron.  And  leave  me  most  unblest ! 

Zoe.  I  know  not. 

Theron.  Heed  not,  rather  say.     Farewell. 

Zoe.   Farewell.     I  will  not  call  you  back  again. 
Go,  Theron  !  hatred  soon  will  sear  your  wound. 

Theron.    Falsehood  I  hate  :  I  can  not  hate  the 
false. 

Zoe.  Never  1    Then  scorn  her. 

Theron.  I  can  scorn  myself, 

And  will ;  for  others  are  preferr'd  to  me ; 
The  untried  to  the  tried. 

Zoe.  You  said  farewell. 

Theron.  Again  I  say  it. 

Zoe.  Now  I  can  believe 

That  you,  repeating  it,  indeed  are  gone. 
Yet  seem  you  standing  where  you  stood  before. 
Hath  Pan  done  this  1  Pan,  who  doth  such  strange 
things. 

Theron.  Laugh  me  to  scorn :  derision  I  deserve : 
But  let  that  smile . .  0  let  it  be  less  sweet ! 
Sorrowful  let  me  part,  but  not  insane. 

Zoe.  I  know  some  words  that  charm  insanity 
Before  it  can  take  hold. 

Theron.  Speak  them;  for  now 

Are  they  most  wanted. 

Zoe.  I  did  say,  'tis  true, 

If  on  this  solid  earth  friend  dear  enough 
Remain'd  to  me,  that  Theron  is  the  youth 
I  would  desire  to  bless  her. 

Theron.  To  avoid 

My  importunity ;  to  hear  no  more 
The  broken  words  that  spoilt  our  mutual  song, 
The  sobs  that  choakt  my  flute,  the  humidity 
(Not  from  the  lip)  that  gurgled  on  the  stops. 

Zoe.  I  would  avoid  them  all ;  they  troubled  me. 

Theron.  Now  then,  farewell. 

Zoe.  I  will  do  all  the  harm 

I  can  to  any  girl  who  hopes  to  love  you ; 
Nor  shall  you  have  her. 

Theron.  Vain  and  idle  threat ! 

Zoe.  So,  Theron !  you  would  love  then  once 
again] 

Theron.    Never;   were  love  as  possible  and 
easy  .  .  . 

Zoe.  As  what  ] 

Theron.  As  death. 

Zoe.  0  Theron !  once  indeed* 

I  said  the  words  which  then  so  flatter'd  you, 
And  now  so  pain  you.     Long  before  my  friends 


476 


HELLENICS. 


Left  me  through  envy  of  your  fondness  for  me, 
No,  not  the  dearest  of  them  could  I  bear 
To  see  beloved  by  you.     False  words  I  spake, 
Not  knowing  then  how  false  they  were. 

Theron.  Speak  now 

One  that  shall  drown  them  all. 

Zoe.  My  voice  is  gone. 

Why  did  you  kiss  me,  if  you  wisht  to  hear  it '< 

IV.    DAM.STAS   AND    IDA. 

Damsetas  is  a  boy  as  rude 

As  ever  broke  maid's  solitude. 

He  watcht  the  little  Ida  going 

Where  the  wood-raspberries  were  growing, 

And,  under  a  pretence  of  fear 

Lest  they  might  scratch  her  arms,  drew  near, 

And,  plucking  up  a  stiff  grey  bent, 

The  fruit  (scarce  touching  it,)  he  sent 

Into  both  hands :  the  form  they  took 

Of  a  boat's  keel  upon  a  brook  ; 

So  not  a  raspberry  fell  down 

To  splash  her  foot  or  stain  her  gown. 

When  it  was  over,  for  his  pains 

She  let  his  lips  do  off  the  stains 

That  were  upon  two  fingers ;  he 

At  first  kist  two,  and  then  kist  three, 

And,  to  be  certain  every  stain 

Had  vanisht,  kist  them  o'er  again. 

At  last  the  boy,  quite  shameless,  said 

"See  !  I  have  taken  out  the  red  ! 

Now  where  there 's  redder  richer  fruit 

Pray,  my  sweet  Ida,  let  me  do  V 

"  Audacious  creature  ! "  she  cried  out, 

"  What  in  the  world  are  you  about  ] " 

He  had  not  taken  off  the  red 

All  over ;  on  both  cheeks  'twas  spread ; 

And  the  two  lips  that  should  be  white 

With  fear,  if  not  with  fear,  with  spite 

At  such  ill  usage,  never  show'd 

More  comely,  or  more  deeply  glow'd. 

Damsotas  fancied  he  could  move 

The  girl  to  listen  to  his  love : 

Not  he  indeed. 

DamcKtas.  For  pity's  sake  ! 

Ida.  Go ;  never  more  come  nigh  this  brake. 

Damcetas.  Must  I,  why  must  I,  press  in  vain ! 

Ida.  Because  I  hate  you. 

Damcetas.  Think  again 

Think  better  of  it,  cruel  maid  ! 

Ida.  Well  then . .  because  I  am  afraid. 

Damcetas.  Look  round  us  :  nobody  is  near. 

Ida.  All  the  more  reason  for  my  fear. 

Damcetas.  Hatred  is  overcome  by  you, 
And  Fear  can  be  no  match  for  two. 


V.   LYSANDEK,   ALCANOR,   PHANOE. 

Lysander.  Art  thou  grown  hoarse  by  sitting  in 

the  sun 

Of  early  spring,  when  winds  come  down  adrift 
To  punish  them  they  find  asleep  at  noon  ? 
Alcanor.  Hoarse  I  am  not,  but  I  am  tired  of 
song, 


Therefore  do  I  retire,  where,  without  pipe, 
The  goat-foot  God  brought  all  the  nymphs  to  sit 
Half-way  up  Maenalos.     If  she  I  love 
Will  follow  me,  I  swear  to  thee  by  him, 
Bitter  to  those  who  slight  him  or  forswear, 
Thou  shalt  hear  something  sweet,  do  thou  but  stay. 

Lysander.  Lysander  well  can  stay,  do  thou  but 
sing. 

Alcanw.  But  not  unless  a  Nymph  or  Nymph- 
like  maid 
Will  listen. 

Lysander.  Here  comes  Phanoe.  Thou  art  pale. 
Sing :  Phanoe !  bid  him  sing. 

Phanoe.  By  Artemis ! 

I  bade  him  never  more  repeat  my  name, 
And  if  he  disobeys  me  . . . 

Lysander.  Hush  !  'twere  ill 

To  call  down  vengeance  upon  those  who  love : 
And  he  hath  sworn  by  Pan  that  he  will  sing 
If  thou  wilt  follow  him  up  Msenalos. 

Pliande.  He  may  snatch  off  my  slipper  while  I 

kneel 

To  Pan,  upon  the  stone  so  worn  aslant 
That  it  is  difficult  to  kneel  upon 
Without  my  leaving  half  a  slipper  loose. 
Little  cares  he  for  Pan :  he  scarcely  fears 
That  other,  powerfuller  and  terribler, 
To  whom  more  crowns  are  offered  than  to  Zeus, 
Or  any  God  beside,  and  oftener  changed. 
In  spring  we  garland  him  with  pointed  flowers, 
Anemone  and  crocus  and  jonquil, 
And  tender  hyacinth  in  clustering  curls  ; 
Then  with  sweet-breathing  mountain  strawberry  ; 
Then  pear  and  apple  blossom,  promising 
(If  he  is  good)  to  bring  the  fruit  full-ripe, 
Hanging  it  round  about  his  brow,  his  nose, 
Down  even  to  his  lips.    When  autumn  comes, 
His  russet  vine-wreath  crackles  under  grapes : 
Some  trim  his  neck  with  barley,  wheat,  and  oat : 
Some  twine  his  naked  waist  with  them :  and  last 
His  reverend  head  is  seen  and  worshipt  through 
Stiff  narrow  olive-leaves,  that  last  till  spring. 
Say,  ought  I  not  to  fear  so  wild  a  boy, 
Who  fears  not  even  him  !  but  once  has  tried 
By  force  to  make  me  pat  him,  after  prayers  ] 
How  fierce  then  lookt  the  God  !  and  from  above 
How  the  club  reddened,  as  athirst  for  blood ! 
Yet,  fearing  and  suspecting  the  audacious, 
Up  Maenalos  I  must,  for  there  my  herd 
Is  browsing  on  the  thorn  and  citisus 
At  random. 

Lysander.  He  hath  not  endured  thy  frown, 
But  hurries  off. 

Phanoe.  And  let  him. 

Lysander.  Captious  Pan 

On  one  or  other  may  look  evil-eyed. 

Phanoe.  I  mind  my  Goddess,  let  him  mind  his 
God. 

. .  Away  she  went,  and  as  she  went  she  sang. 
Brief  cries  were  heard  ere  long,  faint  and  more 

faint. 

Pan  !  was  it  thou )  was  it  thou,  Artemis  1 
Frolicsome  kids  and  hard  goats  glassy-eyed 


HELLENICS. 


477 


Alone  could  tell  the  story,  had  they  speech. 
The  maiden  came  not  back  :  but,  after  rites 
Due  to  the  goat-foot  God,  the  pious  youth 
Piped  shrilly  forth  and  shook  off  all  his  woe. 


VI.    HYPERBION. 

Hyperbion  was  among  the  chosen  few 
Of  Phoebus ;  and  men  honoured  him  awhile, 
Honouring  in  him  the  God.     But  others  sang 
As  loudly ;  and  the  boys  as  loudly  cheer'd. 
Hyperbion  (more  than  bard  should  be)  was  wroth, 
And  thus  he  spake  to  Phoebus  :  "  Hearest  thou, 
0  Phoebus  !  the  rude  rabble  from  the  field, 
Who  swear  that  they  have  known  thee  ever  since 
Thou  feddest  for  Admetus  his  white  bull  ] " 
"  I  hear  them,"  said  the  God.    "  Seize  thou  the 

first, 

And  haul  him  up  above  the  heads  of  men, 
And  thou   shalt  'hear  them  shout  for  thee  as 

pleas'd." 

Headstrong  and  proud  Hyperbion  was  :  the  crown 
Of  laurel  on  it  badly  cool'd  his  brow : 
So,  when  he  heard  them  singing  at  his  gate, 
While  some  with  flints  cut  there  the  rival's  name, 
Rushing  he  seized  the  songster  at  their  head  : 
The  songster  kickt  and  struggled  hard  :  in  vain. 
Hyperbion  claspt  him  round  with  arm  robust, 
And  with  the  left  a  hempen  rope  uncoil'd, 
Whereon  already  was  a  noose  :  it  held 
The  calf  until  its  mother's  teat  was  drawn 
At  morn  and  eve  ;  and  both  were  now  afield. 
With  all  his  strength  he  pull'd  the  wretch  along, 
And  haul'd  him  up  a  pine-tree,  where  he  died. 
But  one  night,  not  long  after,  in  his  sleep 
He  saw  the  songster  :  then  did  he  beseech 
Apollo  to  enlighten  him,  if  perchance 
In  what  he  did  he  had  done  aught  amiss. 
"  Thou  hast  done  well,  Hyperbion  ! "  said  the  God, 
"As  I  did  also  to  one  Marsyas 
Some  years  ere  thou  wert  born  :  but  better  'twere 
If  thou  hadst  understood  my  words  aright, 
For  those  around  may  harm  thee,  and  assign 
As  reason,  that  thou  wentest  past  the  law. 
My  meaning  was,  that  thou  shouldst  hold  him  up 
In  the  high  places  of  thy  mind,  and  show 
Thyself  the  greater  by  enduring  him." 
Downcast  Hyperbion  stood  :  but  Phoebus  said 
"  Be  of  good  cheer,  Hyperbion  !  if  the  rope 
Is  not  so  frayed  but  it  may  hold  thy  calf, 
The  greatest  harm  is,  that,  by  hauling  him, 
Thou  hast  chafed,  sorely,  sorely,  that  old  pine  ; 
And  pine-trea  bark  will  never  close  again." 


VII.   ICARIOS   AND   ERIGONE. 

Improvident  were  once  the  Attic  youths, 
As  (if  we  may  believe  the  credulous 
And  testy)  various  youths  have  been  elsewhere. 
But  truly 'such  was  their  improvidence, 
Ere  Pallas  in  compassion  was  their  guide, 
They  never  stowed  away  the  fruits  of  earth 
For  winter  use ;  nor  knew  they  how  to  press 
Olive  or  grape  :  yet  hospitality 


Sate  at  the  hearth,  and  there  was  mirth  and  song. 

Wealthy  and  generous  in  the  Attic  land, 

Icarios  !  wert  thou  ;  and  Erigone, 

Thy  daughter,  gave  with  hearty  glee  the  milk, 

Buzzing  in  froth  beneath  unsteady  goat, 

To  many  who  stopt  near  her ;  some  for  thirst, 

And  some  to  see  upon  its  back  that  hand 

So  white  and  small  and  taper,  and  await 

Until  she  should  arise  and  show  her  face. 

The  father  wisht  her  not  to  leave  his  house, 

Nor  she  to  leave  her  father ;  yet  there  sued 

From  all  the  country  round  both  brave  and  rich. 

Some,  nor  the  wealthier  of  her  wooers,  drove 

Full  fifty  slant-brow'd  kingly-hearted  swine, 

Reluctant  ever  to  be  led  aright, 

Race  autocratical,  autochthon  race, 

Lords  of  the  woods,  fed  by  the  tree  of  Jove. 

Some  had  three  ploughs ;  some  had  eight  oxen ; 

some 

Had  vines,  on  oak,  on  maple,  and  on  elm, 
In  long  and  strait  and  gleamy  avenues, 
Which  would  have  tired  you  had  you  reacht  the 

end 

Without  the  unshapen  steps  that  led  beyond 
Up  the  steep  hill  to  where  they  leaned  on  poles. 
Yet  kind  the  father  was,  and  kind  the  maid. 
And  now  when  winter  blew  the  chaff  about, 
And  hens  pursued  the  grain  into  the  house, 
Quarrelsome  and  indignant  at  repulse, 
And  rushing  back  again  with  ruffled  neck, 
They  and  their  brood;   and  kids  blinkt  at  the 

brand, 

And  bee-nosed  oxen,  with  damp  nostrils  lowered 
Against  the  threshold,  stampt  the  dogs  away; 
Icarios,  viewing  these  with  thoughtful  mind, 
Said  to  Erigone,  "  Not  scantily 
The  Gods  have  given  us  these  birds  and  these 
Short-bleating  kids,  and  these  loose-hided  steers. 
The  Gods  have  given  :  to  them  will  we  devote 
A  portion  of  their  benefits,  and  bid 
The  youths  who  love  and  honour  us  partake : 
So  shall  their  hearts,  and  so  shall  ours,' rejoice." 
The  youths  were  bidden  to  the  feast :  the  flesh 
Of  kid  and  crested  bird  was  plentiful : 
The  steam  hung  on  the  rafters,  where  were  nail'd 
Bushes  of  savory  herbs,  and  figs  and  dates ; 
And  yellow-pointed  pears  sent  down  long  stalks 
Through  nets  wide-mesht,  work  of  Erigone 
When  night  was  long  and  lamp  yet  unsupplied. 
Choice  grapes  Icarios  had ;  and  these,  alone 
Of  all  men  in  the  country,  he  preserved 
For  festive  days ;  nor  better  day  than  this 
To   bring  them  from  beneath  his  reed-thatcht 

roof. 

He  mounted  the  twelve  stairs  with  hearty  pride, 
And  soon  was  heard  he,  breathing  hard  :  he  now 
Descended,  holding  in  both  arms  a  cask, 
Fictile,  capacious,  bulging  :  cork-tree  bark 
Secured  the  treasure ;  wax  above  the  mouth, 
And  pitch  above  the  wax.     The  pitch  he  brake, 
The  wax  he  scraped  away,  and  laid  them  by. 
Wrenching  up  carefully  the  cork-tree  bark, 
A  hum  was  heard.     "What!   are  there  bees 

within  1 " 


478 


HELLENICS. 


Euphprbas  cried.    "They  came  then  with  the 

grapes," 

Replied  the  elder,  and  pour'd  out  clear  juice 
Fragrant  as  flowers,  and  wrinkled  husks  anon. 
"  The  ghosts  of  grapes ! "  cried  Phanor,  fond  of 

jokes 

Within  the  house,  but  ever  abstinent 
Of  such  as  that,  in  woodland  and  alone, 
Where  any  sylvan  God  might  overhear. 
No  few  were  saddened  at  the  ill-omen'd  word, 
But  sniffing  the  sweet  odour,  bent  their  heads, 
Tasted,  sipt,  drank,  ingurgitated :  fear 
Flew  from  them  all,  joy  rusht  to  every  breast, 
Friendship  grew  warmer,  hands  were  join'd,  vows 

sworn. 

From  cups  of  every  size,  from  cups  two-ear'd, 
From  ivy-twisted  and  from  smooth  alike, 
They  dash  the  water  ;  they  pour  in  the  wine ; 
(For  wine  it  was,)  until  that  hour  unseen. 
They  emptied  the  whole  cask ;  and  they  alone ; 
For  both  the  father  and  the  daughter  sate 
Enjoying  their  delight.     But  when  they  saw 
Flusht  faces,  and  when  angry  words  arose 
As  one  more  fondly  glanced  against  the  cheek 
Of  the  fair  maiden  on  her  seat  apart, 
And  she  lookt  down,  or  lookt  another  way 
Where  other  eyes  caught  hers,  and  did  the  like, 
Sadly  the  sire,  the  daughter  fearfully, 
Upon  each  other  fixt  wide-open  eyes. 
This  did  the  men  remark,  and,  bearing  signs 
Different,  as  were  their  tempers,  of  the  wine, 
But  feeling  each  the  floor  reel  under  him, 
Each  raging,  with  more  thirst  at  every  draught, 
Acastor  first  (sidelong  his  step)  arose, 
Then  Phanor,  then  Antyllos  : 

"Zeus  above 

Confound  thee,  cursed  wretch ! "  aloud  they  cried, 
"  Is  this  thy  hospitality  ]  must  all 
Who  loved  thy  daughter  perish  at  a  blow  1 
Not  at  a  blow,  but  like  the  flies  and  wasps." 
Madness  had  seiz'd  them  all.     Erigone 
Ran  out  for  help  :  what  help  1   Before  her  sprang 
Moera,  and  howl'd  and  barkt,  and  then  return'd 
Presaging.     They  had  dragg'd  the  old  man  out 
And  murdered  him.     Again  flew  Moera  forth, 
Faithful,  compassionate,  and  seized  her  vest, 
And  drew  her  where  the  body  lay,  unclosed 
The  eyes,  and  rais'd  toward  the  stars  of  heaven. 

Raise  thine,  for  thou  hast  heard  enough,  raise 

thine 

And  view  Bootes  bright  among  those  stars, 
Brighter  the  Virgin  :  Moera  too  shines  there. 
But  where  were  the  Eumenides  ?   Repress 
Thy  anger.    If  the  clear  calm  stars  above 
Appease  it  not,  and  blood  must  flow  for  blood, 
Listen,  and  hear  the  sequel  of  the  tale. 
Wide-seeing  Zeus  lookt  down  ;  as  mortals  knew 
By  the  woods  bending  under  his  dark  eye, 
And  huge  towers  shuddering  on  the  mountain  tops 
And  stillness  in  the  valley,  in  the  wold, 
And  over  the  deep  waters  all  round  earth. 
He  lifted  up  his  arm,  but  struck  them  not 
In  their  abasement :  by  each  other's  blow 


They  fell ;  some  suddenly ;  but  more  beneath 
The  desperate  gasp  of  long-enduring  wounds. 


VIII.    THE   HAMADRYAD. 

lhaicos  was  born  amid  the  hills  wherefrom 
Gnidos  the  light  of  Caria  is  discern'd, 
And  small  are  the  white-crested  that  play  near, 
And  smaller  onward  are  the  purple  waves. 
Thence  festal  choirs  were  visible,  all  crown'd 
With  rose  and  myrtle  if  they  were  inborn ; 
f  from  Pandion  sprang  they,  on  the  coast 
Where  stern  Athene  raised  her  citadel, 
Then  olive  was  intwined  with  violets 
Cluster'd  in  bosses,  regular  and  large. 
For  various  men  wore  various  coronals ; 
But  one  was  their  devotion  :  'twas  to  her 
Whose  laws  all  follow,  her  whose  smile  withdraws 
The  sword  from  Ares,  thunderbolt  from  Zeus, 
And  whom  in  his  chill  caves  the  mutable 
Of  mind,  Poseidon,  the  sea-king,  reveres, 
And  whom  his  brother,  stubborn  Dis,  hath  pray'd 
To  turn  in  pity  the  averted  cheek 
Of  her  he  bore  away,  with  promises, 
Nay,  with  loud  oath  before  dread  Styx  itself, 
To  give  her  daily  more  and  sweeter  flowers 
Than  he  made  drop  from  her  on  Enna's  dell. 
Rhaicos  was  looking  from  his  father's  door 
At  the  long  trains  that  hastened  to  the  town 
From  all  the  valleys,  like  bright  rivulets 
Gurgling  with  gladness,  wave  outrunning  wave, 
And  thought  it  hard  he  might  not  also  go 
And  offer  up  one  prayer,  and  press  one  hand, 
He  knew  not  whose.     The  father  call'd  him  in, 
And  said,  "  Son  Rhaicos !  those  are  idle  games  ; 
Long  enough  I  have  lived  to  find  them  so." 
And  ere  he  ended,  sigh'd  ;  as  old  men  do 
Always,  to  think  how  idle  such  games  are. 
"  I  have  not  yet,"  thought  Rhaicos  in  his  heart, 
And  wanted  proof. 

"  Suppose  thou  go  and  help 
Echion  at  the  hill,  to  bark  yon  oak 
And  lop  its  branches  off,  before  we  delve 
About  the  trunk  and  ply  the  root  with  axe  : 
This  we  may  do  in  winter." 

Rhaicos  went ; 

For  thence  he  could  see  farther,  and  see  more 
Of  those  who  hurried  to  the  city-gate. 
Echion  he  found  there,  with  naked  arm 
Swart-hair'd,  strong  sinew'd,  and  his  eyes  intent 
Upon  the  place  where  first  the  axe  should  fall : 
He  held  it  upright.    "There  are  bees  about, 
Or  wasps,  or  hornets,"  said  the  cautious  eld, 
"  Look  sharp,  0  son  of  Thallinos  !"    The  youth 
Inclined  his  ear,  afar,  and  warily, 
And  cavern'd  in  his  hand.     He  heard  a  buzz 
At  first,  and  then  the  sound  grew  soft  and  clear, 
And  then  divided  into  what  seem'd  tune, 
And  there  were  words  upon  it,  plaintive  words. 
He  turn'd,  and  said,  "  Echion !  do  not  strike 
That  tree :  it  must  be  hollow ;  for  some  God 
Speaks  from  within.    Come  thyself  near."    Again 
Both  turn'd  toward  it :  and  behold  !  there  sat 
Upon  the  moss  below,  with  her  two  palms 


HELLENICS. 


479 


Pressing  it,  on  each  side,  a  maid  in  form. 

Downcast  were  her  long  eyelashes,  and  pale 

Her  cheek,  but  never  mountain-ash  display'd 

Berries  of  colour  like  her  lip  so  pure, 

Nor  were  the  anemones  about  her  hair 

Soft,  smooth,  and  wavering  like  the  face  beneath. 

"  What  dost  thou  here?"  Echion,  half-afraid, 
Half-angry,  cried.     She  lifted  up  her  eyes, 
But  nothing  spake  she.     Ehaicos  drew  one  step 
Backward,  for  fear  came  likewise  over  him, 
But  not  such  fear  :  he  panted,  gaspt,  drew  in 
His  breath,  and  would  have  turn'd  it  into  words, 
But  could  not  into  one. 

"  0  send  away 
That  sad  old  man!"  said  she.     The  old  man 

went 

Without  a  warning  from  his  master's  son, 
Glad  to  escape,  for  sorely  he  now  fear'd, 
And  the  axe  shone  behind  him  in  their  eyes. 

Hamadryad.  And  wouldst  thou  too  shed  the 

most  innocent 

Of  blood  1  no  vow  demands  it ;  no  God  wills 
The  oak  to  bleed. 

Rhaicos.  Who  art  thou  ]  whence  1  why 

here? 

And  whither  wouldst  thou  go  ]  Among  the  robed 
In  white  or  saffron,  or  the  hue  that  most 
Eesembles  dawn  or  the  clear  sky,  is  none 
Array'd  as  thou  art.     What  so  beautiful 
As  that  gray  robe  which  clings  about  thee  close, 
Like  moss  to  stones  adhering,  leaves  to  trees, 
Yet  lets  thy  bosom  rise  and  fall  in  turn, 
As,  toucht  by  zephyrs,  fall  and  rise  the  boughs 
Of  graceful  platan  by  the  river-side. 

Hamadryad.   Lovest  thou  well   thy   father's 
house  ] 

Ehaicos.  Indeed 

I  love  it,  well  I  love  it,  yet  would  leave 
For  thine,  where'er  it  be,  my  father's  house, 
With  all  the  marks  upon  the  door,  that  show 
My  growth  at  every  birth-day  since  the  third, 
And  all  the  charms,  o'erpowering  evil  eyes, 
My  mother  nail'd  for  me  against  my  bed, 
And  the  Cydonian  bow  (which  thou  shalt  see)  , 
Won  in  my  race  last  spring  from  Eutychos. 

Hamadryad.  Bethink  thee  what  it  is  to  leave 

a  home 
Thou  never  yet  hast  left,  one  night,  one  day. 

Rhaicos.  No,  'tis  not  hard  to  leave  it ;  'tis  not 

hard 

To  leave,  0  maiden,  that  paternal  home, 
If  there  be  one  on  earth  whom  we  may  love 
First,  last,  for  ever ;  one  who  says  that  she 
Will  love  for  ever  too.    To  say  which  word, 
Only  to  say  it,  surely  is  enough .  . 
It  shows  such  kindness .  .  if  'twere  possible 
We  at  the  moment  think  she  would  indeed. 

Hamadryad.  Who  taught  thee  all  this  folly  at 
thy  age  1 

Rhaicos.  I  have  seen  lovers  and  have  learnt  to 
love. 

Hamadryad.  But  wilt  thou  spare  the  tree  ] 

Rhaicos.  My  father  wants 

The  bark ;  the  tree  may  hold  its  place  awhile. 


Hamadryad.    Awhile]    thy   father    numbers 

then  my  days  ] 
Rhaicos.  Are  there  no  others  where  the  moss 

beneath 

Is  quite  as  tufty  1    Who  would  send  thee  forth 
Or  ask  thee  why  thou  tarriest  ]    Is  thy  flock 
Anywhere  near  1 

Hamadryad.  I  have  no  flock  :  I  kill 

Nothing  that  breathes,  that  stirs,  that  feels  the 

air, 

The  sun,  the  dew.     Why  should  the  beautiful 
(And  thou  art  beautiful)  disturb  the  source 
Whence  springs  all  beauty]     Hast  thou  never 

heard 
Of  Hamadryads  ] 

Rhaicos.  Heard  of  them  I  have  : 

Tell  me  some  tale  about  them.     May  I  sit 
Beside  thy  feet]    Art  thou  not  tired ]   The  herbs 
Are  very  soft ;  I  will  not  come  too  nigh  ; 
Do  but  sit  there,  nor  tremble  so,  nor  doubt. 
Stay,  stay  an  instant :  let  me  first  explore 
If  any  acorn  of  last  year  be  left 
Within  it ;  thy  thin  robe  too  ill  protects 
Thy  dainty  limbs  against  the  harm  one  small 
Acorn  may  do.     Here's  none.    Another  day 
Trust  me  :  till  then  let  me  sit  opposite. 
Hamadryad.  I  seat  me;  be  thou  seated,  and 

content. 
Rhaicos.  0  sight  for  gods !    Ye  men  below ! 

adore 

The  Aphrodite.    Is  she  there  below  ] 
Or  sits  she  here  before  me  ]  as  she  sate 
Before  the  shepherd  on  those  highths  that  shade 
The  Hellespont,  and  brought  his  kindred  woe. 
Hamadryad.    Reverence  the  higher  Powers ; 

nor  deem  amiss 

Of  her  who  pleads  to  thee,  and  would  repay  .  . 
Ask  not  how  much .  .  but  very  much.     Rise  not : 
No,  Rhaicos,  no  !  Without  the  nuptial  vow 
Love  is  unholy.    Swear  to  me  that  none 
Of  mortal  maids  shall  ever  taste  thy  kiss, 
Then  take  thou  mine ;  then  take  it,  not  before. 
Rhaicos.  Hearken,  all  gods  above!  0  Aphrodite! 

0  Here  !  let  my  vow  be  ratified  ! 

But  wilt  thou  come  into  my  father's  house  ] 
Hamadryad.  Nay :  and  of  mine  I  can  not  give 

thee  part. 

Rhaicos.  Where  is  it  ] 
Hamadryad.  In  this  oak. 
Rhaicos.  Ay ;  now  begins 

The  tale  of  Hamadryad  :  tell  it  through. 
Hamadryad.  Pray  of  thy  father  never  to  cut 

down 

My  tree  ;  and  promise  him,  as  well  thou  mayst, 
That  every  year  he  shall  receive  from  me 
More  honey  than  will  buy  him  nine  fat  sheep, 
More  wax  than  he  will  burn  to  all  the  gods. 
Why  fallest  thou  upon  thy  face  ]    Some  thorn 
May  scratch  it,  rash  young  man !  Rise  up ;  for 

shame ! 

Rhaicos.  For  shame  I  can  not  rise.     0  pity 
me  ! 

1  dare  not  sue  for  love  .  .  but  do  not  hate ! 

Let  me  once  more  behold  thee . .  not  once  more, 


480 


HELLENICS. 


But  many  days  :  let  me  love  on  .  .  unloved  ! 
I  aimed  too  high  :  on  my  own  head  the  bolt 
Falls  back,  and  pierces  to  the  very  brain. 

Hamadryad.  Go  .  .  rather  go,  than  make  me 

say  I  love. 

RJudcos.  If  happiness  is  immortality, 
(And  whence  enjoy  it  else  the  gods  above  ?) 
I  am  immortal  too  :  my  vow  is  heard  : 
Hark !  on  the  left .  .  Nay,  turn  not  from  me  now, 
I  claim  my  kiss. 

Hamadryad.       Do  men  take  first,  then  claim? 
Do  thus  the  seasons  run  their  course  with  them  ? 

.  .  Her  lips  were  seal'd ;   her  head  sank  on  his 

breast. 

'Tis  said  that  laughs  were  heard  within  the  wood : 
But  who  should  hear  them  1 . .  and  whose  laughs  ? 
and  why  ? 

Savoury  was  the  smell  and  long  past  noon, 
Thallinos  !  in  thy  house ;  for  marjoram, 
Basil  and  mint,  and  thyme  and  rosemary, 
Were  sprinkled  on  the  kid's  well  roasted  length, 
Awaiting  Ehaicos.     Home  he  came  at  last, 
Not  hungry,  but  pretending  hunger  keen, 
With  head  and  eyes  just  o'er  the  maple  plate. 
"  Thou  seest  but  badly,  coming  from  the  sun, 
Boy  Khaicos  !"  said  the  father.  "  That  oak's  bark 
Must  have  been  tough,  with  little  sap  between ; 
It  ought  to  run ;  but  it  and  I  are  old." 
Rhaicos,  although  each  morsel  of  the  bread 
Increast  by  chewing,  and  the  meat  grew  cold 
And  tasteless  to  his  palate,  took  a  draught 
Of  gold-bright  wine,  which,  thirsty  as  he  was, 
He  thought  not  of  until  his  father  fill'd 
The  cup,  averring  water  was  amiss, 
But  wine  had  been  at  all  times  pour'd  on  kid, .  . 
It  was  religion. 

He  thus  fortified, 

Said,  not  quite  boldly,  and  not  quite  abasht, 
"  Father,  that  oak  is  Jove's  own  tree  :  that  oak 
Year  after  year  will  bring  thee  wealth  from  wax 
And  honey.     There  is  one  who  fears  the  gods 
And  the  gods  love  .  .  that  one  " 

(He  blusht,  nor  said 
What  one) 

"  Has  promist  this,  and  may  do  more. 
Thou  hast  not  many  moons  to  wait  until 
The  bees  have  done  their  best:    if  then  there 

come 
Nor  wax  nor  honey,  let  the  tree  be  hewn." 

"  Zeus  hath  bestow'd  on  thee  a  prudent  mind," 
Said  the  glad  sire :  "  but  look  thou  often  there, 
And  gather  all  the  honey  thou  canst  find 
In  every  crevice,  over  and  above 
What  has  been  promist;  would  they  reckon  that?" 

Rhaicos  went  daily ;  but  the  nymph  as  oft     • 
Invisible.     To  play  at  love,  she  knew, 
Stopping  its  breathings  when  it  breathes  most  s6ft, 
Is  sweeter  than  to  play  on  any  pipe. 
She  play'd  on  his  :  she  fed  upon  his  sighs  : 
They  pleased  her  when  they  gently  waved  her  hair, 
Cooling  the  pulses  of  her  purple  veins, 
And  when  her  absence  brought  them  out  they 
pleased. 


Even  among  the  fondest  of  them  all, 
What  mortal  or  immortal  maid  is  more 
Content  with  giving  happiness  than  pain  1 
One  day  he  was  returning  from  the  wood 
Despondently.    She  pitied  him,  and  said 
"Come  back!"    and  twined  her  fingers  in  the 

hem 

Above  his  shoulder.    Then  she  led  his  steps 
To  a  cool  rill  that  ran  o'er  level  sand 
Through  lentisk  and  through  oleander,  there 
Bathed  she  his  feet,  lifting  them  on  her  lap 
When  bathed,  and  drying  them  in  both  her  hands. 
He   dared  complain;    for  those  who  most  are 

loved 

Most  dare  it ;  but  not  harsh  was  his  complaint. 
"  0  thou  inconstant!"  said  he,  "  if  stern  law 
Bind  thee,  or  will,  stronger  than  sternest  law, 
0,  let  me  know  henceforward  when  to  hope 
The  fruit  of  love  that  grows  for  me  but  here." 
He  spake;  and  pluckt  it  from  its  pliant  stem. 
"  Impatient  Rhaicos !  why  thus  intercept 
The  answer  I  would  give  ?    There  is  a  bee 
Whom  I  have  fed,  a  bee  who  knows  my  thoughts 
And  executes  my  wishes  :  I  will  send 
That  messenger.    If  ever  thou  art  false, 
Drawn  by  another,  own  it  not,  but  drive 
My  bee  away  :  then  shall  I  know  my  fate, 
And, . .  for  thou  must  be  wretched, . .  weep  at  thine. 
But  often  as  my  heart  persuades  to  lay 
Its  cares  on  thine  and  throb  itself  to  rest, 
Expect  her  with  thee,  whether  it  be  morn 
Or  eve,  at  any  time  when  woods  are  safe." 

Day  after  day  the  Hours  beheld  them  blest, 
And  season  after  season :  years  had  past, 
Blest  were  they  still.     He  who  asserts  that  Love 
Ever  is  sated  of  sweet  things,  the  same 
Sweet  things  he  fretted  for  in  earlier  days, 
Never,  by  Zeus !  loved  he  a  Hamadryad. 

The  nights  had  now  grown  longer,  and  perhaps 
The  Hamadryads  find  them  lone  and  dull 
Among  their  woods ;  one  did,  alas !    She  called 
Her  faithful  bee :  'twas  when  all  bees  should  sleep, 
And  all  did  sleep  but  hers.    She  was  sent  forth 
To  bring  that  light  which  never  wintry  blast 
Blows  out,  nor  rain  nor  snow  extinguishes, 
The  light  that  shines  from  loving  eyes  upon 
Eyes  that  love  back,  till  they  can  see  no  more. 

Rhaicos  was  sitting  at  his  father's  hearth : 
Between  them  stood  the  table,  not  o'erspread 
With  fruits  which  autumn  now  profusely  bore, 
Nor  anise  cakes,  nor  odorous  wine  ;  but  there 
The  draft-board  was  expanded  ;  at  which  game 
Triumphant  sat  old  Thallinos ;  the  son 
Was  puzzled,  vext,  discomfited,  distraught. 
A  buzz  was  at  his  ear  :  up  went  his  hand, 
And  it  was  heard  no  longer.     The  poor  bee 
Return'd  (but  not  until  the  morn  shone  bright) 
And  found  the  Hamadryad  with  her  head 
Upon  her  aching  wrist,  and  showed  one  wing 
Half-broken  off,  the  other's  meshes  marr'd, 
And  there  were  bruises  which  no  eye  could  see 
Saving  a  Hamadryad's. 


HELLENICS. 


481 


At  this  sight 

Down  fell  the  languid  brow,  both  hands  fell  down, 
A  shriek  was  carried  to  the  ancient  hall 
Of  Thallinos  :  he  heard  it  not ;  his  son 
Heard  it,  and  ran  forthwith  into  the  wood. 
No  bark  was  on  the  tree,  no  leaf  was  green, 
The  trunk  was  riven  through.  From  that  day  forth 
Nor  word  nor  whisper  sooth'd  his  ear,  nor  sound 
Even  of  insect  wing  :  but  loud  laments 
The  woodmen  and  the  shepherds  one  long  year 
Heard  day  and  night;  for  Rhaicos  would  not  quit 
The  solitary  place,  but  moan'd  and  died. 

Hence  milk  and  honey  wonder  not,  0  guest, 
To  find  set  duly  on  the  hollow  stone. 

IX.  ALCIPHRON    AND    LEUCIPPE. 

An  ancient  chestnut's  blossoms  threw 
Their  heavy  odour  over  two  : 
Leucippe,  it  is  said,  was  one, 
The  other  then  was  Alciphron. 

"  Come,  come  !  why  should  we  stand  beneath 
This  hollow  tree's  unwholesome  breath," 
Said  Alciphron,  "  here 's  not  a  blade 
Of  grass  or  moss,  and  scanty  shade. 
Come ;  it  is  just  the  hour  to  rove 
In  the  lone  dingle  shepherds  love, 
There,  straight  and  tall,  the  hazel  twig 
Divides  the  crooked  rock-held  fig, 
O'er  the  blue  pebbles  where  the  rill 
In  winter  runs,  and  may  run  still. 
Come  then,  while  fresh  and  calm  the  air, 
And  while  the  shepherds  are  not  there. " 

Leucippe.  But  I  would  rather  go  when  they 
Sit  round  about  and  sing  and  play. 
Then  why  so  hurry  me  1  for  you 
Like  play  and  song  and  shepherds  too. 

Alciphron.  I  like  the  shepherds  very  well, 
And  song  and  play,  as  you  can  tell. 
But  there  is  play  I  sadly  fear, 
And  song  I  would  not  have  you  hear. 

Leucippe.  What  can  it  be  1  what  can  it  be  1 

Alciphron.  To  you  may  none  of  them  repeat 

The  play  that  you  have  played  with  me, 
The  song  that  made  your  bosom  beat. 

Leucippe.  Don't  keep  your  arm  about  my  waist. 

Alciphron.  Might  not  you  stumble1? 

Leucippe.  Well  then,  do. 

But  why  are  we  in  all  this  haste  1 

Alciphron.  To  sing. 

Leucippe.  Alas  !  and  not  play  too  ] 

X.  ENALLOS    AND   CYMODAMEIA. 

A  vision  came  o'er  three  young  men  at  once, 

A  vision  of  Apollo  :  each  had  heard 

The  same  command ;  each  followed  it ;  all  three 

Assembled  on  one  day  before  the  God 

In  Lycia,  where  he  gave  his  oracle. 

Bright  shone  the  morning;  and  the  birds  that 

build 

Their  nests  beneath  the  column-heads  of  fanes 
And  eaves  of  humbler  habitations,  dropt 
From  under  them  and  wheeled  athwart  the  sky, 


When,  silently  and  reverently,  the  youths 
Marcht  side  by  side  up  the  long  steps  that  led 
Toward  the  awful  God  who  dwelt  within. 
Of  those  three  youths  fame  hath   held  fast  the 

name 

Of  one  alone ;  nor  would  that  name  survive 
Unless  Love  had  sustain'd  it,  and  blown  off 
With  his  impatient  breath  the  mists  of  time. 
"  Ye  come/'  the  God  said  mildly,  "  of  one  will 
To  people  what  is  desert  in  the  isle 
Of  Lemnos.     But  strong  men  possess  its  shores  ; 
Nor  shall  you  execute  the  brave  emprize 
Unless,  on  the  third  day  from  going  forth, 
To  him  who  rules  the  waters  ye  devote 
A  virgin,  cast  into  the  sea  alive." 
They  heard,  and  lookt  in  one  another's  face, 
And  then  bent  piously  before  the  shrine 
With  prayer  and  praises  and  thanksgiving  hymn, 
And,  after  a  short  silence,  went  away, 
Taking  each  other's  hand  and  swearing  truth, 
Then  to  the  ship  in  which  they  came,  return'd. 
Two  of  the  youths  were  joyous,  one  was  sad ; 
Sad  was  Enallos ;  yet  those  two  by  none 
Were  loved  ;  Enallos  had  already  won 
Cymodameia,  and  the  torch  was  near. 
By  night,  by  day,  in  company,  alone, 
The  image  of  the  maiden  fill'd  his  breast 
To  the  heart's  brim.  Ah !  therefore  did  that  heart 
So  sink  within  him. 

They  have  sail'd ;  they  reach 
Their  home  again.  Sires,  matrons, maidens,  throng 
The  plashing  port,  to  watch  the  gather'd  sail, 
And  who  springs  first  and  farthest  upon  shore. 
Enallos  came  the  latest  from  the  deck. 
Swift  ran  the  rumour  what  the  God  had  said, 
And  fearful  were  the  maidens,  who  before 
Had  urged  the  sailing  of  the  youths  they  loved, 
That  they  might  give  their  hands,  and  have  their 

homes, 
And  nurse  their  children;   and  more  thoughts 

perhaps 

Led  up  to  these,  and  even  ran  before. 
But  they  persuaded  easily  their  wooers 
To  sail  without  them,  and  return  again 
When  they  had  seiz'd  the  virgin  on  the  way. 
Cymodameia  dreamt  three  nights,  the  three 
Before  their  fresh  departure,  that  her  own 
Enallos  had  been  cast  into  the  deep, 
And  she  had  saved  him.     She  alone  embarkt 
Of  all  the  maidens,  and  unseen  by  all, 
And  hid  herself  before  the  break  of  day 
Among  the  cloaks  and  fruits  piled  high  aboard. 
But  when  the  noon  was  come,  and  the  repast 
Was  call'd  for,  there  they  found  her.     Not  quite 

stern, 

But  more  than  sad,  Enallos  lookt  upon  her. 
Forebodings  shook  him :  hopes  rais'd  her,  and  love 
Warm'd  the  clear  cheek  while  she  wiped  off  the 

spray. 

Kindly  were  all  to  her  and  dutiful ; 
And  she  slept  soundly  mid  the  leaves  of  figs 
And  vines,  and  far  as  far  could  be  apart. 
Now  the  third  morn  had  risen,  and  the  day 
Was  dark,  and  gusts  of  wind  and  hail  and  fogs 


482 


HELLENICS. 


Perplext  them  :  land  they  saw  not  yet,  nor  knew 
Where  land  was  lying.  Sudden  lightnings  blaz'd, 
Thunder-claps  rattled  round  them.  The  pale 

crew 
Howled  for  the  victim.     "  Seize  her,  or  we  sink." 

0  maid  of  Pindus !  I  would  linger  here 
To  lave  my  eyelids  at  the  nearest  rill, 
For  thou  hast  made  me  weep,  as  oft  thou  hast, 
Where  thou  and  I,  apart  from  living  men, 
And  two  or  three  crags  higher,  sate  and  sang. 
Ah  !  must  I,  seeing  ill  my  way,  proceed  ] 
And  thy  voice  too,  Cymodameia  !  thine 
Comes  back  upon  me,  helpless  as  thyself 
In  this  extremity.    Sad  words !  sad  words ! 
"  0  save  me  !  save  !    Let  me  not  die  so  young ! 
Loving  you  so !    Let  me  not  cease  to  see  you  ] " 
Thou  claspedest  the  youth  who  would  have  died 
To  have  done  less  than  save   thee.     Thus  he 

prayed. 

"  0  God !  who  givest  light  to  all  the  world, 
Take  not  from  me  what  makes  that  light  most 

blessed ! 

Grant  me,  if  'tis  forbidden  me  to  save 
This  hapless  helpless  sea-devoted  maid, 
To  share  with  her  (and  bring  no  curses  up 
From  outraged  Neptune)  her  appointed  fate ! " 
They  wrung  her  from  his  knee ;  they  hurl'd  her 

down 

(Clinging  in  vain  at  the  hard  slippery  pitch) 
Into  the  whitening  wave.     But  her  long  hair 
Scarcely  had  risen  up  again,  before 
Another  plunge  was  heard,  another  form 
Clove  the  straight  line  of  bubbling  foam,  direct 
As  ringdove  after  ringdove.     Groans  from  all 
Burst,  for  the  roaring  sea  ingulpht  them  both. 
Onward  the  vessel  flew ;  the  skies  again 
Shone  bright,  and  thunder  roll'd  along,  not  wroth, 
But  gently  murmuring  to  the  white-wing'd  sails. 
Lemnos  at  close  of  evening  was  in  sight. 
The  shore  was  won ;  the  fields  markt  out ;  and 

roofs 

Collected  the  dun  wings  that  seek  house-fare  ; 
And  presently  the  ruddy-bosom'd  guest 
Of  winter,  knew  the  doors  :  then  infant  cries 
Were  heard  within ;  and  lastly,  tottering  steps 
Pattered  along  the  image-stationed  hall. 
Ay,  three  full  years  had  come  and  gone  again, 
And  often,  when  the  flame  on  windy  nights 
Suddenly  flicker'd  from  the  mountain-ash 
Piled  high,  men  pusht  almost  from  under  them 
The  bench  on  which  they  talkt  about  the  dead. 
Meanwhile  beneficent  Apollo  saw 
With  his  bright  eyes  into  the  sea's  calm  depth, 
And  there  he  saw  Enallos,  there  he  saw 
Cymodameia.    Gravely-gladsome  light 
Environed  them  with  its  eternal  green: 
And  many  nymphs  sate  round  :  one  blew  aloud 
The  spiral  shell ;  one  drew  bright  chords  across 
Shell  more  expansive ;  tenderly  a  third 
With  cowering  lip  hung  o'er  the  flute,  and  stopt 
At  will  its  dulcet  sob,  or  waked  to  joy  ; 
A  fourth  took  up  the  lyre  and  pincht  the  strings, 
Invisible  by  trembling :  many  rais'd 
Clear  voices.     Thus  they  spent  their  happy  hours. 


I  know  them  all ;  but  all  with  eyes  downcast, 
Conscious  of  loving,  have  entreated  me 
[  would  not  utter  now  their  names  above. 
Behold,  among  these  natives  of  the  sea 
There  stands  but  one  young  man :  how  fair!  how 

fond! 

Ah  !  were  he  fond  to  them  !    It  may  not  be ! 
Yet  did  they  tend  him  morn  and  eve ;  by  night 
They  also  watcht  his  slumbers  :  then  they  heard 
His  sighs,  nor  his  alone ;  for  there  were  two 
To  whom  the  watch  was  hateful.     In  despair 
Upward  he  rais'd  his  arms,  and  thus  he  prayed, 
"  0  Phoebus !  on  the  higher  world  alone 
Showerest  thou  all  thy  blessings  ]   Great  indeed 
Hath  been  thy  favour  to  me,  great  to  her ; 
But  she  pines  inly,  and  calls  beautiful 
More  than  herself  the  Nymphs  she  sees  around, 
And  asks  me  'Are  they  not  more  beautiful? ' 
Be  all  more  beautiful,  be  all  more  blest, 
But  not  with  me  !    Release  her  from  the  sight ; 
Restore  her  to  a  happier  home,  and  dry 
With  thy  pure  beams,  above,  her  bitter  tears ! " 

She  saw  him  in  the  action  of  his  prayer, 
Troubled,  and  ran  to  soothe  him.     From  the 

ground, 

Ere  she  had  claspt  his  neck,  her  feet  were  borne. 
He  caught  her  robe ;  and  its  white  radiance  rose 
Rapidly,  all  day  long,  through  the  green  sea. 
Enallos  loost  not  from  that  robe  his  grasp, 
But  spann'd  one  ancle  too.    The  swift  ascent 
Had  stunn'd  them  into  slumber,  sweet,  serene, 
Invigorating  her,  nor  letting  loose 
The  lover's  arm  below ;  albeit  at  last 
It  closed  those  eyes  intensely  fixt  thereon, 
And  still  as  fixt  in  dreaming.     Both  were  cast 
Upon  an  island  till'd  by  peaceful  men, 
And  few  (no  port  nor  road  accessible) 
Fruitful  and  green  as  the  abode  they  left, 
And  warm  with  summer,  warm  with  love  and  song. 
'Tis  said  that  some,  whom  most  Apollo  loves, 
Have  seen  that  island,  guided  by  his  light  ; 
And  others  have  gone  near  it,  but  a  fog 
Rose  up  between  them  and  the  lofty  rocks ; 
Yet  they  relate  they  saw  it  quite  as  well, 
And  shepherd-boys  and  credulous  hinds  believe. 

XI.    IPHIGENEIA. 

Iphigeneia,  when  she  heard  her  doom 
At  Aulis,  and  when  all  beside  the  king 
Had  gone  away,  took  his  right-hand,  and  said, 
"  0  father !  I  am  young  and  very  happy. 
I  do  not  think  the  pious  Calchas  heard 
Distinctly  what  the  Goddess  spake.    Old  age 
Obscures  the  senses.    If  my  nurse,  who  knew 
My  voice  so  well,  sometimes  misunderstood, 
While  I  was  resting  on  her  knee  both  arms 
And  hitting  it  to  make  her  mind  my  words, 
And  looking  in  her  face,  and  she  in  mine, 
Might  not  he  also  hear  one  word  amiss, 
Spoken  from  so  far  off,  even  from  Olympus'?" 
The  father  placed  his  cheek  upon  her  head, 
And  tears  dropt  down  it,  but  the  king  of  men 
Replied  not.    Then  the  maiden  spake  once  more. 


HELLENICS. 


483 


"  0  father  !   sayst  thou  nothing  ?     Hear'st  thou 

not 

Me,  whom  thou  ever  hast,  until  this  hour, 
Listen'd  to  fondly,  and  awaken'd  me 
To  hear  my  voice  amid  the  voice  of  birds, 
When  it  was  inarticulate  as  theirs, 
And  the  down  deadened  it  within  the  nest  ]  " 
He  moved  her  gently  from  him,  silent  still, 
And  this,  and  this  alone,  brought  tears  from  her, 
Altho'  she  saw  fate  nearer :  then  with  sighs, 
"I  thought  to  have  laid  down  my  hair  before 
Benignant  Artemis,  and  not  have  dimm'd 
Her  polisht  altar  with  my  virgin  blood ; 
I  thought  to  have  selected  the  white  flowers 
To  please  the  Nymphs,  and  to  have  askt  of  each 
By  name,  and  with  no  sorrowful  regret, 
Whether,  since  both  my  parents  will'd  the  change, 
I  might  at  Hymen's  feet  bend  my  dipt  brow  ; 
And  (after  these  who  mind  us  girls  the  most) 
Adore  our  own  Athena,*  that  she  would 
Eegard  me  mildly  with  her  azure  eyes. 
But,  father !  to  see  you  no  more,  and  see 
Your  love,  0  father !  go  ere  I  am  gone  !  " 
Gently  he  moved  her  off,  and  drew  her  back, 
Bending  his  lofty  head  far  over  her's, 
And  the  dark  depths  of  nature  heaved  and  burst. 
He  turn'd  away ;  not  far,  but  silent  still. 
She  now  first  shudder'd ;  for  in  him,  so  nigh, 
So  long  a  silence  seem'd  the  approach  of  death, 
And  like  it.     Once  again  she  rais'd  her  voice. 
"  0  father !  if  the  ships  are  now  detain'd, 
And  all  your  vows  move  not  the  Gods  above, 
When  the  knife  strikes  me  there  will  be  one 

prayer 

The  less  to  them :  and  purer  can  there  be 
Any,  or  more  fervent  than  the  daughter's  prayer 
For  her  dear  father's  safety  and  success  1 " 
A  groan  that  shook  him  shook  not  his  resolve. 
An  aged  man  now  enter'd,  and  without 
One  word,  stept  slowly  on,  and  took  the  wrist 
Of  the  pale  maiden.     She  lookt  up,  and  saw . 
The  fillet  of  the  priest  and  calm  cold  eyes. 
Then  turn'd  she  where  her  parent  stood,  and  cried 
"  0  father  !  grieve  no  more  :  the  ships  can  sail." 

XII.    THE   DEATH   OP   ARTEMIDORA. 

''Artemidora !  Gods  invisible, 
While  thou  art  lying  faint  along  the  couch, 
Have  tied  the  sandal  to  thy  slender  feet 
And  stand  beside  thee,  ready  to  convey 
Thy  weary  steps  where  other  rivers  flow. 
Kefreshing  shades  will  waft  thy  weariness 
Away,  and  voices  like  thy  own  come  near 
And  nearer,  and  solicit  an  embrace." 

Artemidora  sigh'd,  and  would  have  prest 
The  hand  now  pressing  hers,  but  was  too  weak. 
Iris  stood  over  her  dark  hair  unseen 
While  thus  Elpenor  spake.     He  lookt  into 
Eyes  that  had  given  light  and  life  erewhile 
To  those  above  them,  but  now  dim  with  tears 
And  wakefulness.    Again  he  spake  of  joy 

*  Pallas  Athena  was  the  patroness  of  Argos. 


Eternal.    At  that  word,  that  sad  word,  joy, 
Faithful  and  fond  her  bosom  heav'd  once  more  : 
Her  head  fell  back  :  and  now  a  loud  deep  sob 
Swell'd  thro'  the  darken'd  chamber;   'twas  not 
hers. 


XIII.    MENELAUS   AND    HELEN    AT    TROY. 

HELEN  is  pursued  by  MENBLAUS  up  the  steps  of  the 
palace  :  an  old  attendant  deprecates  and  intercepts  his 
vengeance. 

Menelam.  Out  of  my  way  !     Off !  or  my  sword 

may  smite  thee,* 

Heedless  of  venerable  age.    And  thou, 
Fugitive  !  stop.     Stand,  traitress,  on  that  stair . . 
Thou  mountest  not  another,  by  the  Gods ! 

(She  stops  :  he  seizes  her.) 
Now  take  the  death  thou  meritest,  the  death 
Zeus  who  presides  o'er  hospitality, 
And  every  other  god  whom  thou  hast  left, 
And  every  other  who  abandons  thee 
In  this  accursed  city,  sends  at  last. 
Turn,  vilest  of  vile  slaves !  turn,  paramour 
Of  what  all  other  women  hate,  of  cowards, 
Turn,  lest  this  hand  wrench  back  thy  head,  and 

toss 
It  and  its  odours  to  the  dust  and  flames. 

Helen.   Welcome  the  death   thou  promisest ! 

Not  fear 
But  shame,  obedience,  duty,  make  me  turn. 

Menelaus.  Duty !  false  harlot ! 

Helen.  Name  too  true  !  severe 

Precursor  to  the  blow  that  is  to  fall, 
It  should  alone  suflice  for  killing  me. 

Menelans.  Ay,  weep  :  be  not  the  only  one  in 

Troy 

Who  wails  not  on  this  day . .  its  last . .  the  day 
Thou  and  thy  crimes  darken  with  dead  on  dead. 

Helen.  Spare !  spare !  6  let  the  last  that  falls 

be  me ! 
There  are  but  young  and  old. 

Menelaus.  There  are  but  guilty 

Where  thou  art,  and  the  sword  strikes  none  amiss. 
Hearest  thou  not  the  creeping  blood  buzz  near 
Like  flies  1  or  wouldst  thou  rather  hear  it  hiss 
Louder,  against  the  flaming  roofs  thrown  down 
Wherewith    the  streets  are  pathless?    Ay,  but 

vengeance 

Springs  over  all;  and  Nemesis  and  Ate 
Drove  back  the  flying  ashes  with  both  hands. 
I  never  saw  thee  weep  till  now :  and  now 
There  is  no  pity  in  thy  tears.     The  tiger 
Leaves  not  her  young  athirst  for  the  first  milk, 
As  thou  didst.      Thine  could  scarce  have  claspt 

thy  knee 
If  she  had  felt  thee  leave  her. 

Helen.  0  my  child ! 

My  only  one  !    Thou  livest :  'tis  enough  : 
Hate  me,  abhor  me,  curse  me  . .  these  are  duties . . 
Call  me  but  Mother  in  the  shades  of  death  ! 


*  The  reader  must  be  reminded  that  this  is  no  transla- 
tion from  a  French  tragedy :  such  really  and  truly  were 
the  manners  of  the  Greeks  in  the  time  of  the  Trojan  war  : 
they  respected  age,  but  disregarded  sex. 


484 


HELLENICS. 


She  now  is  twelve  years  old,  when  the  bud  swells 
And  the  first  colours  of  uncertain  life 
Begin  to  tinge  it. 

Mendaus  (aside).  Can  she  think  of  home  ? 
Hers  once,  mine  yet,  and  sweet  Hermione's ! 
Is  there  one  spark  that  cheer'd  my  hearth,  one 

left, 
For  thee,  my  last  of  love ! 

Scorn,  righteous  scorn 
Blows  it  from  me  .  .  but  thou  mayst  .  .  never, 

never. 

Thou  shalt  not  see  her  even  there.    The  slave 
On  earth  shall  scorn  thee,  and  the  damn'd  below. 

Helen.    Delay  not   either   fate.      If  death   is 

mercy, 

Send  me  among  the  captives  ;  so  that  Zeus 
May  see  his  offspring  led  in  chains  away, 
And  thy  hard  brother,  pointing  with  his  sword 
At  the  last  wretch  that  crouches  on  the  shore, 
Cry,  "  She  alone  shall  never  sail  for  Greece  ! " 

Menelaus.  Hast  thou  more  words  1 

Her  voice  is  musical 

As  the  young  maids  who  sing  to  Artemis  : 
How  glossy  is  that  yellow  braid  my  grasp 
Seiz'd  and  let  loose  !    Ah  !  can  then  years  have 

past 

Since . .  but  the  children  of  the  Gods,  like  them, 
Suffer  not  age. 

Helen !  speak  honestly, 
And  thus  escape  my  vengeance . .  was  it  force 
That  bore  thee  off?- 

Helen.  It  was  some  evil  God. 

Menelaus.  Helping  that  hated  man  1 

Helen.  How  justly  hated  ! 

Menelaus.  By  thee  too  ? 

Helen.  Hath  he  not  made  thee  unhappy  ] 

0  do  not  strike. 

Menelaus.  Wretch ! 

Helen.  Strike,  but  do  not 


Menelaus.  Lest  thou  remember  me  against  thy 

will. 
Helen.  Lest  I  look  up  and  see  you  wroth  and 

sad, 

Against  my  will ;  0  !  how  against  my  will 
They  know  above,  they  who  perhaps  can  pity. 
Menelaus.  They  shall  not  save  thee. 
Helen.  Then  indeed  they  pity. 

Menelaus.  Prepare  for  death. 
Helen.  Not  from  that  hand  : 

'twould  pain  you.) 
Menelaus.   Touch  no,t  my  hand.     Easily  dost 

thou  drop  it ! 

Helen.  Easy  are  all  things,  do  but  thou  com- 
mand. 

Menelaus.  Look  up  then. 
Helen.  To  the  hardest  proof  of  all 

I  am  now  bidden  :  bid  me  not  look  up. 
Menelaus.    She   looks   as  when  I  led  her  on 

behind 

The  torch  and  fife,  and  when  the  blush  o'erspread 
Her  girlish  face  at  tripping  in  the  myrtle 
On  the  first  step  before  the  wreathed  gate. 
Approach  me.    Fall  not  on  thy  knees. 


Helen.  The  hand 

That  is  to  slay  me,  best  may  slay  me  thus. 
I  dare  no  longer  see  the  light  of  heaven, 
Nor  thine  . .  alas  !  the  light  of  heaven  to  me. 
Menelaus.  Follow  me. 

She  holds  out  both  arms  . .  and  now 
Drops  them  again  . .  She  comes  .  .  Why  stoppest 

thou] 
Helen.    0  Menelaus !   could  thy   heart   know 

mine, 

As  once  it  did  . .  for  then  did  they  converse, 
Generous  the  one,  the  other  not  unworthy .  . 
Thou  wouldst  find  sorrow  deeper  even  than  guilt. 
Menelaus.  And  must  I  lead  her  by  the  hand 

again  1 
Nought  shall  persuade  me.    Never.     She  draws 

back .  . 
The  true  alone  and  loving  sob  like  her  .  . 

Come,  Helen  !  [He  takes  her  hand. 

Helen.  Oh  !  let  never  Greek  see  this  ! 

Hide  me  from  Argos,  from  Amyclai  hide  me, 
Hide  me  from  all. 

Menelaus.  Thy  anguish  is  too  strong 

For  me  to  strive  with. 
Helen.  Leave  it  all  to  me. 

Menelaus.  Peace !  peace  !     The  wind,  I  hope, 
is  fair  for  Sparta. 

XIV.    CHRYSAOK. 

Come,  I  beseech  ye,  Muses  !  who,  retired 
Deep  in  the  shady  glens  by  Helicon, 
Yet  know  the  realms  of  Ocean,  know  the  laws 
Of  his  wide  empire,  and  throughout  his  court 
Know  every  Nymph,  and  call  them  each  by  name  ; 
Who  from  your  sacred  mountain  see  afar 
O'er  earth  and  heaven,  and  hear  and  memorise 
The  crimes  of  men  and  counsels  of  the  Gods ; 
Sing  of  those  crimes  and  of  those  counsels,  sing 
Of  Gades  sever'd  from  the  fruitful  main, 
And  what  befell  and  from  what  mighty  hand, 
Chrysaor,  wielder  of  the  golden  sword. 
'Twas  when  the  high  Olympus  shook  with  fear, 
Lest  all  his  temples,  all  his  groves,  be  crusht 
By  Pelion  piled  on  Ossa :  but  the  sire 
Of  mortals  and  immortals  waved  his  arm 
Around,  and  all  below  was  wild  dismay : 
Again ;  'twas  agony  :  again ;  'twas  peace. 
Chrysaor  still  in  Gades  tarrying, 
Hurl'd  into  ether,  tinging,  as  it  flew, 
With  sudden  fire  the  clouds  round  Saturn's  throne, 
No  pine  surrender'd  by  retreating  Pan, 
Nor  ash,  nor  poplar  pale ;  but  swoln  with  pride 
Stood  towering  from  the  citadel ;  his  spear 
One  hand  was  rested  on,  and  one  with  rage 
Shut  hard,  and  firmly  fixt  against  his  side ; 
His  frowning  visage,  flusht  with  insolence, 
Rais'd  up  oblique  to  heaven.  "  0  thou,"  he  cried, 
"  Whom  nations  kneel  to,  not  whom  nations  know, 
Hear  me,  and  answer,  if  indeed  thou  canst, 
The  last  appeal  I  deign  thee  or  allow. 
Tell  me,  and  quickly,  why  should  I  adore, 
Adored  myself  by  millions  ?  why  invoke, 
Invoked  with  all  thy  attributes  ?  Men  wrong 


HELLENICS. 


485 


By  their  prostrations,  prayers,  and  sacrifice, 
Either  the  gods,  their  rulers,  or  themselves : 
But  flame  and  thunder  fright  them  from  the  Gods ; 
Themselves  they  can  not,  dare  not,  they  are  ours ; 
Us,  dare  they,  can  they,  us  ?  but  triumph,  Jove  ! 
Man  for  one  moment  hath  engaged  his  lord, 
Henceforth  let  merchants  value  him,  not  kings. 
No  !  lower  thy  sceptre,  and  hear  Atrobal, 
And  judge  aright  to  whom  men  sacrifice. 
'  My  children,'  said  the  sage  and  pious  priest, 
'  Mark  there  the  altar  !  though  the  fumes  aspire 
Twelve  cubits  ere  a  nostril  they  regale, 
'Tis  myrrh  for  Titans,  'tis  but  air  for  Gods.' 
Time  changes,  Nature  changes,  I  am  changed  ! 
Fronting  the  furious  lustre  of  the  sun, 
I  yielded  to  his  piercing  swift-shot  beams 
Only  when  quite  meridian,  then  abased 
These  orbits  to  the  ground,  and  there  survey'd 
My  shadow  :  strange  and  horrid  to  relate  ! 
My  very  shadow  almost  disappear'd ! 
Restore  it,  or  by  earth  and  hell  I  swear 
WJth  blood  enough  will  I  refascinate 
The  cursed  incantation  :  thou  restore, 
And  largely ;  or  my  brethren,  all  combined, 
Shall  rouse  thee  from  thy  lethargies,  and  drive 
Far  from  thy  cloud-soft  pillow,  minion-prest, 
Those  leering  lassitudes  that  follow  Love." 

The  smile  of  disappointment  and  disdain 
Sat  sallow  on  his  pausing  lip  half-closed  ; 
But,  neither  headlong  importunity 
Nor  gibing  threat  of  reed-propt  insolence 
Let  loose  the  blast  of  vengeance  :  heaven  shone 

bright, 

And  proud  Chrysaor  spurn'd  the  prostrate  land. 
But  the  triumphant  Thunderer,  now  mankind 
(Criminal  most.ly  for  enduring  crimes) 
Provoked  his  indignation,  thus  besought 
His  trident-sceptered  brother,  triton-borne. 
"  0  Neptune  !  cease  henceforward  to  repine. 
They  are  not  cruel,  no;  the  Destinies 
Intent  upon  their  loom,  unoccupied 
With  aught  beyond  its  moody  murmuring  sound, 
Will  neither  see  thee  weep  nor  hear  thee  sigh  : 
And  wherefore  weep,  0  Neptune,  wherefore  sigh  ! 
Ambition  1  'tis  unworthy  of  a  God, 
Unworthy  of  a  brother !     I  am  Jove, 
Thou  Neptune  :  happier  in  uncitied  realms, 
In  coral  hall  or  grotto  samphire-ceil'd, 
Amid  the  song  of  Nymphs  and  ring  of  shells 
Thou  smoothest  at  thy  will  the  pliant  wave 
Or  liftest  it  to  heaven.     I  also  can 
Whatever  best  beseems  me,  nor  for  aid 
Unless  I  loved  thee,  Neptune,  would  I  call. 
Though  absent,  thou  hast  heard  and  hast  beheld 
The  profanation  of  that  monstrous  race, 
That  race  of  earth-born  giants;  one  survives; 
The  rapid-footed  Ehodan  mountain-rear'd 
Beheld  the  rest  defeated  ;  still  remain 
Scatter'd  throughout  interminable  fields, 
Sandy  and  sultry,  and  each  hopeless  path 
Choakt  up  with  crawling  briars  and  bristling 

thorns, 
The  flinty  trophies  of  their  foul  disgrace. 


Chrysaor,  wielder  of  the  golden  sword, 
Still  hails  as  brethren  men  of  stouter  heart, 
But,  wise  confederate,  shuns  Phlegrasan  fields. 
No  warrior  he,  yet  who  so  fond  of  war, 
Unfeeling,  scarce  ferocious  ;  flattery's  dupe, 
He  fancies  that  the  gods  themselves  are  his  ; 
Impious,  but  most  in  prayer.     Now  re-assert 
Thy  friendship,  raise  thy  trident,  strike  the  rock, 
Sever  him  from  mankind."    Then  thus  replied 
The  Nymph-surrounded  monarch  of  the  main. 

"  Empire  bemoan  I  not,  however  shared, 
Nor  Fortune  frail,  nor  stubborn  Fate,  accuse  : 
No  !  mortals  I  bemoan !  when  Avarice, 
Ploughing  these  fruitless  furrows,  shall  awake 
The  basking  Demons  and  the  dormant  Crimes, 
Horrible,  strong,  resistless,  and  transform 
Meekness- to  Madness,  Patience  to  Despair. 
What  is  Ambition  ]  what  but  Avarice  ] 
But  Avarice  in  richer  guise  array'd, 
Stalking  erect,  loud-spoken,  lion-mien'd, 
Her  brow  uncrost  by  care,  but  deeply  markt, 
And  darting  downward  'twixt  her  eyes  hard-lasht 
The  wrinkle  of  command.     Could  ever  I 
So  foul  a  fiend,  so  fondly  too,  caress  ] 
Judge  me  not  harshly,  judge  me  by  my  deeds." 

Though  seated  then  on  Afric's  further  coast, 
Yet  sudden  at  his  voice,  so  long  unheard, 
(For  he  had  grieved,  and  treasured  up  his  grief) 
With  short  kind  greeting  meet  from  every  side 
The  Triton  herds,  and  warm  with  melody 
The  azure  concave  of  their  curling  shells. 
Swift  as  an  arrow,  as  the  wind,  as  light, 
He  glided  through  the  deep,  and  now  arrived, 
Leapt  from  his  pearly  beryl-studded  car. 
Earth  trembled  :  the  retreating  tide,  black-brow'd, 
Gather'd  new  strength,  and  rushing  on,  assail'd 
The  promontory's  base  :  but  when  the  God 
Himself,  resistless  Neptune,  struck  one  blow, 
Rent  were  the  rocks  asunder,  and  the  sky 
Was  darken'd  with  their  fragments  ere  they  fell. 
Lygeia  vocal,  Zantho  yellow-hair'd, 
Spio  with  sparkling  eyes,  and  Berde 
Demure,  and  sweet  lone,  youngest-born, 
Of  mortal  race,  but  grown  divine  by  song  ; 
Had  you  seen  playing  round  her  placid  neck 
The  sunny  circles,  braidless  and  unbound, 
0  !  who  had  call'd  them  boders  of  a  storm  ! 
These,  and  the  many  sister  Nereids, 
Forgetful  of  their  lays  and  of  their  loves, 
All  unsuspicious  of  the  dread  intent, 
Stop  suddenly  their  gambols,  and  with  shrieks 
Of  terror  plunge  amid  the  closing  wave; 
Yet,  just  above,  one  moment  more  appear 
Their  darken'd  tresses  floating  in  the  foam. 
Thrown  prostrate  on  the  earth,  the  Sacrilege 
Rais'd  up  his  head  astounded,  and  accurst 
The  stars,  the  destinies,  the  gods;  his  breast 
Panted  from  consternation  and  dismay, 
And  pride  untoward  on  himself  o'erthrown. 
From  his  distended  nostrils  issued  gore 
At  intervals,  with  which  his  wiry  locks, 
Huge  arms,  and  bulky  bosom,  shone  beslimed  : 
And  thrice  he  call'd  his  brethren,  with  a  voice 


48G 


HELLENICS. 


More  dismal  than  the  blasts  from  Phlegethon 
Below,  that  urge  along  ten  thousand  ghosts 
Wafted  loud-wailing  o'er  the  fiery  tide. 
But  answer  heard  he  none  :  the  men  of  might 
Who  gather'd  round  him  formerly,  the  men 
Whom  frozen  at  a  frown,  a  smile  revived, 
Were  far :  enormous  mountains  interposed, 
Nor  ever  had  the  veil-hung  pine  out-spread 
O'er  Tethys  then  her  wandering  leafless  shade  : 
Nor  could  he  longer  under  wintry  stars 
Suspend  the  watery  journey,  nor  repose 
Whole  nights  on  Ocean's  billowy  restless  bed ; 
No  longer,  bulging  through  the  tempest,  rose 
That  bulky  bosom ;  nor  those  oarlike  hands 
Trusted  ere  mortal's  keenest  ken  conceived 
The  bluest  shore,  threw  back  opposing  tides. 
Shrunken  mid  brutal  hair  his  violent  veins 
Subsided,  yet  were  hideous  to  behold 
As  dragons  panting  in  the  noontide  brake. 
At  last,  absorbing  deep  the  breath  of  heaven, 
And  stifling  all  within  his  deadly  grasp, 
Struggling  and  tearing  up  the  glebe  to  turn, 
And  from  a  throat  that,  as  it  throbb'd  and  rose, 
Seem'd  shaking  ponderous  links  of  dusky  iron, 
Uttering  one  anguish-forced  indignant  groan, 
Fired  with  infernal  rage,  the  spirit  flew. 

Nations  of  fair  Hesperia  !  lo  o'erthrown 
Your  peace-embracing  war-inciting  king ! 
Ah  !  thrice  twelve  years  and  longer  ye  endured 
Without  one  effort  to  rise  higher,  one  hope 
That  heaven  would  wing  the  secret  shaft  aright, 
The  abomination  :  hence  'twas  Jove's  command 
That  many  hundred,  many  thousand  more, 
Freed  from  one  despot,  still  from  one  unfreed, 
Ye  crouch  unblest  at  Superstition's  feet. 
Her  hath  he  sent  among  ye  ;  her  the  pest 
Of-  men  below  and  curse  of  Gods  above : 
Hers  are  the  last  worst  tortures  they  inflict 
On  all  who  bend  to  any  king  but  them. 
Born  of  Sicanus  in  the  vast  abyss 
Where  never  light  descended,  she  survived 
Her  parent ;  he  omnipotence  defied, 
But  thunderstruck  fell  headlong  from  the  clouds ; 
She,  though  the  radiant  ether  overpower'd 
Her  eyes,  accustom'd  to  the  gloom  of  night, 
And  quencht  their  lurid  orbs,  Religion's  helm 
Assuming,  vibrated  her  Stygian  torch, 
Till  thou,  Astraea !  though  behind  the  sire's 
Broad  egis,  trembledst  on  thy  heavenly  throne. 


We  are  what  suns  and  winds  and  waters  make  us; 
The  mountains  are  our  sponsors,  and  the  rills 
Fashion  and  win  their  nursling  with  their  smiles. 
But  where  the  land  is  dim  from  tyranny, 
There  tiny  pleasures  occupy  the  place 
.Of  glories  and  of  duties  ;  as  the  feet 
Of  fabled  faeries  when  the  sun  goes  down 
Trip  o'er  the  grass  where  wrestlers  strove  by  day. 
Then  Justice,  eall'd  the  Eternal  One  above, 
Is  more  inconstant  than  the  buoyant  form 
That  burst  into  existence  from  the  froth 
Of  ever-varying  ocean  :  what  is  best 


Then  becomes  worst ;   what  loveliest,  most  de- 
formed. 

The  heart  is  hardest  in  the  softest  climes, 
The  passions  flourish,  the  affections  die. 
thou  vast  tablet  of  these  awful  truths, 
That  fillest  all  the  space  between  the  seas, 
Spreading  from  Venice's  deserted  courts 
To  the  Tarentine  and  Hydruntine  mole, 
What  lifts  thee  up  I  what  shakes  thee )  'tis  the 

breath 

3f  God.    Awake,  ye  nations  !  spring  to  life  ! 
Let  the  last  work  of  his  right  hand  appear 
Fresh  with  his  image,  Man.   Thou  recreant  slave 
That  sittest  afar  off  and  helpest  not, 
0  thou  degenerate  Albion  !  with  what  shame 
Do  I  survey  thee,  pushing  forth  the  spunge 
At  thy  spear's  length,  in  mockery  at  the  thirst 
Of  holy  Freedom  in  his  agony, 
And  prompt  and  keen  to  pierce  the  wounded  side ! 
Must  Italy  then  wholly  rot  away 
Amid  her  slime,  before  she  germinate 
Into  fresh  vigour,  into  form  again  1 
What  thunder  bursts  upon  mine  ear  !  some  isle 
Hath  surely  risen  from  the  gulphs  profound, 
Eager  to  suck  the  sunshine  from  the  breast 
Of  beauteous  Nature,  and  to  catch  the  gale 
From  golden  Hermus  and  Melena's  brow. 
A  greater  thing  than  isle,  than  continent, 
Than  earth  itself,  than  ocean  circling  earth, 
Hath  risen  there  ;  regenerate  Man  hath  risen. 
Generous  old  bard  of  Chios  !  not  that  Jove 
Deprived  thee  in  thy  latter  days  of  sight 
Would  I  complain,  but  that  no  higher  theme 
Than  a  disdainful  youth,  a  lawless  king, 
A  pestilence,  a  pyre,  awoke  thy  song, 
When  on  the  Chian  coast,  one  javelin's  throw 
From  where  thy  tombstone,  where  thy  cradle  stood, 
Twice  twenty  self-devoted  Greeks  assail'd 
The  naval  host  of  Asia,  at  one  blow 
Scattered  it  into  air  ...  and  Greece  was  free  .  .  . 
And  ere  these  glories  beam'd,  thy  day  had  closed. 
Let  all  that  Elis  ever  saw,  give  way, 
All  that  Olympian  Jove  e'er  smiled  upon  : 
The  Marathonian  columns  never  told 
A  tale  more  glorious,  never  Salamis, 
Nor,  faithful  in  the  centre  of  the  false, 
Platea,  nor  Anthela,  from  whose  mount 
Benignant  Ceres  wards  the  blessed  Laws, 
And  sees  the  Amphictyon  dip  his  weary  foot 
In  the  warm  streamlet  of  the  strait  below.* 
Goddess  !  altho'  thy  brow  was  never  rear'd 
Among  the  powers  that  guarded  or  assail'd 
Perfidious  Ilion,  parricidal  Thebes, 
Or  other  walls  whose  war-belt  e'er  inclosed 
Man's  congregated  crimes  and  vengeful  pain, 
Yet  hast  thou  toucht  the  extremes  of  grief  and 

joy; 

Grief  upon  Enna's  mead  and  Hell's  ascent, 
A  solitary  mother  ;  joy  beyond, 
Far  beyond,  that  thy  woe,  in  this  thy  fane  : 
The  tears  were  human,  but  the  bliss  divine. 


*  The  Amphictyons  met  annually  in  the  temple  of  Ceres 
near  Anthela. 


HELLENICS. 


487 


I,  in  the  land  of  strangers,  and  deprest 
With  sad  and  certain  presage  for  my  own, 
Exult  at  hope's  fresh  dayspring,  tho  afar, 
There  where  my  youth  was  not  unexercised 
By  chiefs  in  willing  war  and  faithful  song  : 
Shades  as  they  were,  they  were  not  empty  shades, 
Whose  bodies  haunt  our  world  and  blear  our  sun, 
Obstruction  worse   than   swamp   and   shapeless 

sands. 

Peace,  praise,  eternal  -gladness,  to  the  souls 
That,  rising  from  the  seas  into  the  heavens, 
Have  ransom'd  first  their  country  with  their 

blood ! 

0  thou  immortal  Spartan  !  at  whose  name 
The  marble  table  sounds  beneath  my  palms, 
Leonidas  !  even  thou  wilt  not  disdain 
To  mingle  names  august  as  these  with  thine  ; 
Nor  thou,  twin-star  of  glory,  thou  whose  rays 
Stream'd  over  Corinth  on  the  double  sea, 
Achaian  and  Saronic ;  whom  the  sons 
Of  Syracuse,  when  Death  removed  thy  light, 


Wept  more  than  slavery  ever  made  them  weep, 
But  shed  (if  gratitude  is  sweet)  sweet  tears  .  . 
The  hand  that  then  pour'd  ashes  o'er  their  heads 
Was  loosen'd  from  its  desperate  chain  by  thee. 
What  now  can  press  mankind  into  one  mass, 
For  Tyranny  to  tread  the  more  secure  ? 
From  gold  alone  is  drawn  the  guilty  wire 
That  Adulation  trills  :  she  mocks  the  tone 
Of  Duty,  Courage,  Virtue,  Piety, 
And  under  her  sits  Hope.     0  how  unlike 
That  graceful  form  in  azure  vest  array'd, 
With  brow  serene,  and  eyes  on  heaven  alone 
In  patience  fixt,  in  fondness  unobscured ! 
What  monsters  coil  beneath  the  spreading  tree 
Of  Despotism  !  what  wastes  extend  around ! 
What  poison  floats  upon  the  distant  breeze  ! 
But  who  are  those  that  cull  and  deal  its  fruit  ? 
Creatures  that  shun  the  light  and  fear  the  shade, 
Bloated  and  fierce,  Sleep's  mien  and  Famine's  cry. 
Rise  up  again,  rise  in  thy  dignity, 
Dejected  Man!  and  scare  this  brood  away. 


G  E  B  I  K. 


FIRST   BOOK. 

I  SING  the  fates  of  Gebir.    He  had  dwelt 
Among  those  mountain-caverns  which  retain 
His  labours  yet,  vast  halls  and  flowing  wells, 
Nor  have  forgotten  their  old  master's  name 
Though  sever'd  from  his  people  :  here,  incenst 
By  meditating  on  primeval  wrongs, 
He  blew  his  battle-horn,  at  which  uprose 
Whole    nations;    here,  ten    thousand   of    most 

might 

He  call'd  aloud ;  and  soon  Charoba  saw 
His  dark  helm  hover  o'er  the  land  of  Nile.        10 

What  should  the  virgin  do  ?  should  royal  knees 
Bend  suppliant  ?  or  defenceless  hands  engage 
Men  of  gigantic  force,  gigantic  arms  1 
For  'twas  reported  that  nor  sword  sufficed, 
Nor  shield  immense  nor  coat  of  massive  mail, 
But  that  upon  their  towering  heads  they  bore 
Each  a  huge  stone,  refulgent  as  the  stars. 
This  told  she  Dalica,  then  cried  aloud, 
"  If  on  your  bosom  laying  down  my  head 
I  sobb'd  away  the  sorrows  of  a  child, 
If  I  have  always,  and  Heav'n  knows  I  have, 
Next  to  a  mother's  held  a  nurse's  name, 
Succour  this  one  distress,  recall  those  days, 
Love  me,  tho'  twere  because  you  lov'd  me  then." 

But  whether  confident  in  magic  rites 
Or  toucht  with  sexual  pride  to  stand  implor'd, 
Dalica  smiled,  then  spake  :  "  Away  those  fears. 
Though   stronger    than    the    strongest    of   his 

kind, 

He  falls ;  on  me  devolve  that  charge ;  he  falls. 
Rather  than  fly  him,  stoop  thou  to  allure  ; 
Nay,  journey  to  his  tents.     A  city  stood 
Upon  that  coast,  they  say,  by  Sidad  built, 
Whose  father  Gad  built  Gadir ;  on  this  ground 
Perhaps  he  sees  an  ample  room  for  war. 
Persuade  him  to  restore  the  walls  himself 
In  honour  of  his  ancestors,  persuade  .  . 
But  wherefore  this  advice  ?  young,  unespoused, 
Charoba  want  persuasions  !  and  a  queen  !" 

"  0  Dalica  ! "  the  shuddering  maid  exclaim'd, w 
"  Could  ,1  encounter  that  fierce  frightful  man  1 
Could  I  speak  ?  no,  nor  sigh."    "  And  canst  thou 

reign  ]" 
Cried  Dalica ;  "  yield  empire  or  comply." 

Unfixt,  though  seeming  fixt,  her  eyes  down- 
cast, 


The  wonted  buzz  and  bustle  of  the  court 
From  far  through  sculptured  galleries  met  her  ear; 
Then  lifting  up  her  head,  the  evening  sun 
Pour'd  a  fresh  splendour  on  her  burnisht  throne : 
The  fair  Charoba,  the  young  queen,  complied. 

But  Gebir,  when  he  heard  of  her  approach, 
Laid  by  his  orbed  shield ;  his  vizor-helm, 
His  buckler  and  his  corset  he  laid  by, 
And  bade  that  none  attend  him  :  at  his  side 
Two  faithful  dogs  that  urge  the  silent  course, 
Shaggy,  deep-chested,  croucht ;  the  crocodile, 
Crying,  oft  made  them  raise  their  flaccid  ears 
And    push    their  heads  within    their   master's 

hand. 

There  was  a  brightening  paleness  in  his  face, 
Such  as  Diana  rising  o'er  the  rocks 
Shower'd  on  the  lonely  Latmian ;  on  his  brow 
Sorrow  there  was,  yet  nought  was  there  severe.  w 
But  when  the  royal  damsel  first  he  saw, 
Faint,  hanging  on  her  handmaid,  and  her  knees 
Tottering,  as  from  the  motion  of  the  car, 
His  eyes  lookt  earnest  on  her,  and  those  eyes 
Show'd,  if  they  had  not,  that  they  might  have, 

lov'd, 

For  there  was  pity  in  them  at  that  hour. 
With  gentle  speech,  and  more  with  gentle  looks, 
He  sooth'd  her ;  but  lest  Pity  go  beyond 
And  crpst  Ambition  lose  her  lofty  aim, 
Bending,  he  kist  her  garment,  and  retired.         n 
He  went,  nor  slumber'd  in  the  sultry  noon, 
When  viands,  couches,  generous  wines,  persuade, 
And  slumber  most  refreshes ;  nor  at  night, 
When  heavy  dews  are  laden  with  disease ; 
And  blindness  waits  not  there  for  lingering  age. 
Ere  morning  dawn'd  behind  him,  he  arrived 
At  those  rich  meadows  where  young  Tamar  fed 
The  royal  flocks  entrusted  to  his  care. 
"  Now,"  said  he  to  himself,  "  will  I  repose 
At  least  this  burthen  on  a  brother's  breast." 
His  brother  stood  before  him  :  he,  amazed, 
Rear'd  suddenly  his  head,  and  thus  began. 
"  Is  it  thou,  brother  !    Tamar,  is  it  thou  ! 
Why,  standing  on  the  valley's  utmost  verge, 
Lookest  thou  on  that  dull  and  dreary  shore 
Where  beyond  sight  Nile  blackens  all  the  sand? 
And  why  that  sadness  1  When  I  past  our  sheep 
The  dew-drops  were  not  shaken  off  the  bar, 
Therefore  if  one  be  wanting,  'tis  untold." 

"  Yes,  one  is  wanting,  nor  is  that  untold," 


GEBIR. 


489 


Said  Tamar  ;  "  and  this  dull  and  dreary  shore 
Is  neither  dull  nor  dreary  at  all  hours." 
Whereon  the  tear  stole  silent  down  his  cheek, 
Silent,  but  not  by  Gebir  unobserv'd  : 
Wondering  he  gazed  awhile,  and  pitying  spake. 
"  Let  me  approach  thee  ;  does  the  morning  light 
Scatter  this  wan  suflusion  o'er  thy  brow, 
This  faint  blue  lustre  under  both  thine  eyes  V 

"  0  brother,  is  this  pity  or  reproach1?" 
Cried  Tamar,  "  cruel  if  it  be  reproach, 
If  pity,  0  how  vain !  "    "  Whate'er  it  be 
That  grieves  thee,  I  will  pity,   thou  but  speak, 
And  I  can  tell  thee,  Tamar,  pang  for  pang." 

"  Gebir  !  then  more  than  brothers  are  we  now ! 
Everything  (take  my  hand)  will  I  confess. 
I  neither  feed  the  flock  nor  watch  the  fold  ; 
How  can  I,  lost  in  love  ]  But,  Gebir,  why 
That  anger  which  has  risen  to  your  cheek  ] 
Can  other  men  1  could  you  1  what,  no  reply ! 
And  still  more  anger,  and  still  worse  conceal'd  ! 110 
Are  these  your  promises]  your  pity  this]" 

"  Tamar,  I  well  may  pity  what  I  feel  .  . 
Mark  me  aright .  .  I  feel  for  thee  .  .  proceed  .  . 
Relate  me  all."    "  Then  will  I  all  relate," 
Said  the  young  shepherd,  gladden'd  from  his 

heart. 

"  'Twas  evening,  though  not  sunset,  and  the  tide 
Level  with   these    green   meadows,  seem'd  yet 

higher  : 

'Twas  pleasant ;  and  I  loosen'd  from  my  neck 
The  pipe  you  gave  me,  and  began  to  play. 

0  that  I  ne'er  had  learnt  the  tuneful  art !          12° 
It  always  brings  us  enemies  or  love. 

Well,  I  was  playing,  when  above  the  waves 
Some  swimmer's  head  methought  1  saw  ascend  ; 
I,  sitting  still,  survey'd  it,  with  my  pipe 
Awkwardly  held  before  my  lips  half-closed, 
Gebir !  it  was  a  Nymph !  a  Nymph  divine  ! 

1  can  not  wait  describing  how  she  came, 
How  I  was  sitting,  how  she  first  assum'd 

The  sailor;  of  what  happen'd  there  remains      13° 
Enough  to  say,  and  too  much  to  forget. 
The  sweet  deceiver  stept  upon  this  bank 
Before  I  was  aware ;  for  with  surprise 
Moments  fly  rapid  as  with  love  itself. 
Stooping  to  tune  afresh  the  hoarsen'd  reed, 
I  heard  a  rustling,  and  where  that  arose 
My  glance  first  lighted  on  her  nimble  feet. 
Her  feet  resembled  those  long  shells  explored 
By  him  who  to  befriend  his  steed's  dim  sight 
Would  blow  the  pungent  powder  in  the  eye. 
Her  eyes  too  !  0  immortal  Gods  !  her  eyes        14° 
Resembled  .  .  what  could  they  resemble  ]  what 
Ever  resemble  those  ]    Even  her  attire 
Was  not  of  wonted  woof  nor  vulgar  art : 
Her  mantle  show'd  the  yellow  samphire-pod, 
Her  girdle  the  dove-colour'd  wave  serene. 
'  Shepherd,'  said  she,  '  and  will  you  wrestle  now, 
And  with  the  sailor's  hardier  race  engage  ]' 
I  was  rejoiced  to  hear  it,  and  contrived 
How  to  keep  up  contention :  could  I  fail 
By  pressing  not  too  strongly,  yet  to  press  ?        15° 
'  Whether  a  shepherd,  as  indeed  you  seem, 
Or  whether  of  the  hardier  race  you  boast, 


I  am  not  daunted ;  no  ;  I  will  engage.' 
'  But  first,'  said  she,  '  what  wager  will  you  lay  ] ' 
'  A  sheep,'  I  answered  :  '  add  whate'er  you  will.' 
'  I  can  not,'  she  replied,  '  make  that  return  : 
Our  hided  vessels  in  their  pitchy  round 
Seldom,  unless  from  rapine,  hold  a  sheep. 
But  I  have  sinuous  shells  of  pearly  hue 
Within,  and  they  that  lustre  have  imbibed         m 
In  the  sun's  palace-porch,  where  when  unyoked 
His  chariot-wheel  stands  midway  in  the  wave  : 
Shake  one  and  it  awakens,  then  apply 
Its  polisht  lips  to  your  attentive  ear, 
And  it  remembers  its  august  abodes, 
And  murmurs  as  the  ocean  murmurs  there. 
And  I  have  others  given  me  by  the  nymphs, 
Of  sweeter  sound  than  any  pipe  you  have  ; 
But  we,  by  Neptune  !  for  no  pipe  contend, 
This  time  a  sheep  I  win,  a  pipe  the  next.' 
Now  came  she  forward  eager  to  engage, 
But  first  her  dress,  her  bosom  then  survey'd, 
And  heav'd  it,  doubting  if  she  could  deceive. 
Her  bosom  seem'd,  inclos'd  in  haze  like  heav'n, 
To  baffle  touch,  and  rose  forth  undefined  : 
Above  her  knee  she  drew  the  robe  succinct, 
Above  her  breast,  and  just  below  her  arms. 
'  This  will    preserve   my  breath  when    tightly 

bound, 

If  struggle  and  equal  strength  should  so  con- 
strain.' 

Thus,  pulling  hard  to  fasten  it,  she  spake, 
And,  rushing  at  me,  closed  :  I  thrill'd  throughout 
And  seem'd  to  lessen  and  shrink  up  with  cold. 
Again  with  violent  impulse  gusht  my  blood, 
And  hearing  nought  external,  thus  absorb'd, 
I  heard  it,  rushing  through  each  turbid  vein, 
Shake  my  unsteady  swimming  sight  in  air. 
Yet  with  unyielding  though  uncertain  arms 
I  clung  around  her  neck  ;  the  vest  beneath 
Rustled  against  our  slippery  limbs  entwined  :   19° 
Often  mine  springing  with  eluded  force 
Started  aside  and  trembled  till  replaced  : 
And  when  I  most  succeeded,  as  I  thought, 
My  bosom  and  my  throat  felt  so  comprest 
That  life  was  almost  quivering  on  my  lips, 
Yet  nothing  was  there  painful :  these  are  signs 
Of  secret  arts  and  not  of  human  might  ; 
What  arts  I  can  not  tell ;  I  only  know 
My  eyes  grew  dizzy  and  my  strength  decay'd  ; 
I  was  indeed  o'ercome  .  .  with  what  regret, 
And  more,  with  what  confusion,  when  I  reacht  20° 
The  fold,  and  yielding  up  the  sheep,  she  cried. 
This  pays  a  shepherd  to  a  conquering  maid.' 
She  smiled,  and  more  of  pleasure  than  disdain 
Was  in  her  dimpled  chin  and  liberal  lip. 
And  eyes  that  languisht,  lengthening,  just  like 

love. 

She  went  away  ;  I  on  the  wicker  gate 
Leant,  and  could  follow  with  my  eyes  alone. 
The  sheep  she  carried  easy  as  a  cloak ; 
But  when  I  heard  its  bleating,  as  I  did, 
And  saw,  she  hastening  on,  its  hinder  feet 
Struggle,  and  from  her  snowy  shoulder  slip, 
One  shoulder  its  poor  efforts  had  unveil'd, 
Then  all  my  passions  mingling  fell  in  tears  ; 


490 


CEBIE. 


Restless  then  ran  I  to  the  highest  ground 
To  watch  her;  she  was  gone ;  gone  down  the  tide ; 
And  the  long  moon-beam  on  the  hard  wet  sand 
Lay  like  a  jasper  column  half  up-rear'd." 

"  But,  Tamar  !  tell  me,  will  she  not  return  1 " 

"  She  will  return,  yet  not  before  the  moon 
Again  is  at  the  full :  she  promist  this, 
Tho'  when  she  promist  I  could  not  reply." 

"  By  all  the  Gods  I  pity  thee  !  go  on, 
Fear  not  my  anger,  look  not  on  my  shame, 
For  when  a  lover  only  hears  of  love 
He  finds  his  folly  out,  and  is  ashamed. 
Away  with  watchful  nights  and  lonely  days, 
Contempt  of  earth  and  aspect  up  to  heaven, 
With  contemplation,  with  humility, 
A  tatter'd  cloak  that  pride  wears  when  deform'd, 
Away  with  all  that  hides  me  from  myself, 
Parts  me  from  others,  whispers  I  am  wise : 
From  our  own  wisdom  less  is  to  be  reapt 
Than  from  the  barest  folly  of  our  friend. 
Tamar  !  thy  pastures,  large  and  rich,  afford 
Flowers  to  thy  bees  and  herbage  to  thy  sheep, 
But,  battened  on  too  much,  the  poorest  croft 
Of  thy  poor  neighbour  yields  what  thine  denies." 

They  hasten'd  to  the  camp,  and  Gebir  there 
Resolved  his  native  country  to  forego, 
And  order'd  from  those  ruins  to  the  right 
They  forthwith  raise  a  city.   Tamar  heard 
With  wonder,  tho'  in  passing  'twas  half-told, 
His  brother's  love,  and  sigh'd  upon  his  own. 

SECOND   BOOK. 

THE  Gadite  men  the  royal  charge  obey. 
Now  fragments  weigh'd  up  from  the  uneven  streets 
Leave  the  ground  black  beneath ;  again  the  sun 
Shines  into  what  were  porches,  and  on  steps 
Once  warm  with  frequentation ;  clients,  friends, 
All  morning,  satchel'd  idlers  all  mid-day, 
Lying  half-up  and  languid  tho'  at  games. 

Some  raise  the  painted  pavement,  some  on 

wheels 

Draw  slow  its  laminous  length,  some  intersperse 
Salt  water  thro'  the  sordid  heaps,  and  seize        ! 
The  flowers  and  figures  starting  fresh  to  view ; 
Others  rub  hard  large  masses,  and  essay 
To  polish  into  white  what  they  misdeem 
The  growing  green  of  many  trackless  years.* 
Far  off  at  intervals  the  axe  resounds 
With  regular  strong  stroke,  and  nearer  home 
Dull  falls  the  mallet  with  long  labour  fringed. 
Here  arches  are  discover'd;  there  huge  beams 
Eesist  the  hatchet,  but  in  fresher  air 
Soon  drop  away :  there  spreads  a  marble  squared  a 
And  smoothen'd ;  some  high  pillar  for  its  base 
Chose  it,  which  now  lies  ruin'd  in  the  dust. 
Clearing  the  soil  at  bottom,  they  espy 
A  crevice,  and,  intent  on  treasure,  strive 
Strenuous  and  groan  to  move  it :  one  exclaims, 
"  I  hear  the  rusty  metal  grate ;  it  moves  !" 
Now,  overturning  it,  backward  they  start, 
And  stop  again,  and  see  a  serpent  pant, 


*  Verde  Antico  is  found  here. 


ee  his  throat  thicken  and  the  crisped  scales 
ise  ruffled,  while  upon  the  middle  fold 
le  keeps  his  wary  head  and  blinking  eye, 
Curling  more  close  and  crouching  ere  hp  strike. 

,  mighty  men,  invade  far  cities,  go, 
And  be  such  treasure  portions  to  your  heirs. 

Six  days  they  labour'd :  on  the  seventh  day 
.eturning,  all  their  labours  were  destroyed. 
Pwas  not  by  mortal  hand,  or  from  their  tents 
Twere  visible  ;  for  these  were  now  removed 
Above,  where  neither  noxious  mist  ascends 
^  or  the  way  wearies  ere  the  work  begin, 
^here  Gebir,  pierced  with  sorrow,spake  these  words : 

"  Ye  men  of  Gades,  arm'd  with  brazen  shields, 
A.nd  ye  of  near  Tartessus,  where  the  shore 
Stoops  to  receive  the  tribute  which  all  owe 
'o  Bcetis  and  his  banks  for  their  attire, 
Ye  too  whom  Durius  bore  on  level  meads, 
nherent  in  your  hearts  is  bravery, 
for  earth  contains  no  nation  where  abounds 
The  generous  horse  and  not  the  warlike  man. 
3ut  neither  soldier  now  nor  steed  avails, 
!f  or  steed  nor  soldier  can  oppose  the  Gods, 
!for  is  there  aught  above  like  Jove  himself, 
Nor  weighs  against  his  purpose,  when  once  fixt, 
Aught  but,  with  supplicating  knee,  the  Prayers. 
Swifter  than  light  are  they,  and  every  face, 
Tho'  different,  glows  with  beauty;  at  the  throne 
Of  Mercy,  when  clouds  shut  it  from  mankind, 
They  fall  bare-bosom'd,  and  indignant  Jove 
Drops  at  the  soothing  sweetness  of  their  voice 
The  thunder  from  his  hand.    Let  us  arise 
On  these  high  places  daily,  beat  our  breast, 
Prostrate  ourselves  and  deprecate  his  wrath." 

The  people  boVd  their  bodies  and  obey'd. 
Nine  mornings  with  white  ashes  on  their  heads 
Lamented  they  their  toil  each  night  o'erthrown, 
And  now  the  largest  orbit  of  the  year, 
Leaning  o'er  black  Mocattam's  rubied  brow,* 
Proceeded  slow,  majestic,  and  serene, 
Now  seem'd  not  further  than  the  nearest  cliff, 
And  crimson  light  struck  soft  the  phosphorwave.  ^ 
Then  Gebir  spake  to  Tamar  in  these  words  : 
"  Tamar !  I  am  thy  elder  and  thy  king, 
But  am  thy  brother  too,  nor  ever  said 
Give  me  thy  secret  and  become  my  slave : 
But  haste  thee  not  away ;  I  will  myself 
Await  the  nymph,  disguised  in  thy  attire." 

Then,  starting  from  attention,  Tamar  cried, 
"  Brother !  in  sacred  truth  it  can  not  be. 
My  life  is  yours,  my  love  must  be  my  own. 
0  surely  he  who  seeks  a  second  love 
Never  felt  one,  or  'tis  not  one  I  feel." 

But  Gebir  with  complacent  smile  replied, 
"  Go  then,  fond  Tamar,  go  in  happy  hour, 
But,  ere  thou  partest,  ponder  in  thy  breast 
And  well  bethink  thee,  lest  thou  part  deceived, 
Will  she  disclose  to  thee  the  mysteries 
Of  our  calamity  ?  and  unconstrain'd  1 
When  even  her  love  thy  strength  had  to  disclose. 
My  heart  indeed  is  full,  but,  witness  heaven  ! 
My  people,  not  my  passion,  fill  my  heart." 

*  The  summits  are  of  a  deep  red. 


GEBIR. 


491 


"Then   let  me  kiss  thy  garment,"  said  the 

youth, 
"  And  heaven  be  with  thee,  and  on  me  thy  grace." 

Him  then  the  monarch  thus  once  more  addrest : 
"  Be  of  good  courage  :  hast  thou  yet  forgot 
What  chaplets  languisht  round  thy  unburnt  hair, 
In  colour  like  some  tall  smooth  beech's  leaves 
Curl'd  by  autumnal  suns  1"    How  flattery 
Excites  a  pleasant,  soothes  a  painful  shame  ! 

"  These,"  amid  stifled  blushes  Tamar  said, 
"  Were  of  the  flowering  raspberry  and  vine :      10° 
But  ah  !  the  seasons  will  not  wait  for  love, 
Seek  out  some  other  now."    They  parted  here  : 
And  Gebir,  bending  through  the  woodland,  cull'd 
The  creeping  vine  and  viscous  raspberry, 
Less  green  and  less  compliant  than  they  were, 
And  twisted  in  those  mossy  tufts  that  grow 
On  brakes  of  roses  when  the  roses  fade  : 
And  as  he  passes  on,  the  little  hinds 
That  shake  for  bristly  herds  the  foodful  bough, 
Wonder,  stand  still,  gaze,  and  trip  satisfied ; 
Pleas'd  more  if  chesnut,  out  of  prickly  husk 
Shot  from  the  sandal,  roll  along  the  glade. 

And  thus  unnoticed  went  he,  and  untired 
Stept  up  the  acclivity ;  and  as  he  stept, 
And  as  the  garlands  nodded  o'er  his  brow, 
Sudden  from  under  a  close  alder  sprang 
Th'  expectant  nymph,  and  seiz'd  him  unaware. 
He  stagger'd  at  the  shock ;  his  feet  at  first 
Slipt  backward  from  the  wither'd  grass  short- 
grazed, 

But  striking  out  one  arm,  tho'  without  aim,      12° 
Then  grasping  with  his  other,  he  enclosed 
The  struggler ;  she  gain'd  not  one  step's  retreat, 
Urging  with  open  hands  against  his  throat 
Intense,  now  holding  in  her  breath  constrain'd, 
Now  pushing  with  quick  impulse  and  by  starts, 
Till  the  dust  blacken'd  upon  every  pore. 
Nearer  he  drew  her  and  yet  nearer,  claspt 
Above  the  knees  midway,  and  now  one  arm 
Fell,  and  her  other  lapsing  o'er  the  neck 
Of  Gebir,  swung  against  his  back  incurved,        13° 
The  swoln  veins  glowing  deep,  and  with  a  groan 
On  his  broad  shoulder  fell  her  face  reclined. 
But  ah  !  she  knew  not  whom  that  roseate  face 
Cool'd  with  its  breath  ambrosial ;  for  she  stood 
Higher  on  the  bank,  and  often  swept  and  broke 
His  chaplets  mingled  with  her  loosen'd  hair. 

Whether,  while  Tamar  tarried,  came  desire, 
And  she,  grown  languid,  loost  the  wings  of  Love 
Which  she  before  held  proudly  at  her  will, 
And,  nought  but  Tamar  in  her  soul,  and  nought  1W 
(Where  Tamar  was)  that  seem'd  or  fear'd  deceit, 
To  fraud  she  yielded  what  no  force  had  gain'd ; 
Or  whether  Jove  in  pity  to  mankind, 
When  from  his  crystal  fount  the  visual  orbs 
He  fill'd  with  piercing  ether,  and  endued 
With  somewhat  of  omnipotence,  ordain'd 
That  never  two  fair  forms  at  once  torment 
The  human  heart  and  draw  it  different  ways, 
And  thus,  in  prowess  like  a  god,  the  chief 
Subdued  her  strength  nor  softened  at  her  charms,160 
The  nymph  divine,  the  magic  mistress,  fail'd. 
Recovering,  still  half-resting  on  the  turf, 


She  lookt  up  wildly,  and  could  now  descry 
The  kingly  brow  archt  lofty  for  command. 

"  Traitor!"  said  she  undaunted,  tho'  amaze 
Threw  o'er  her  varying  cheek  the  air  of  fear, 
"  Thinkest  thou  thus  that  with  impunity 
Thou  hast  forsooth  deceived  me]  dar'stthou  deem 
Those  eyes  not  hateful  that  have  seen  me  fall  ? 

0  heaven !  soon  may  they  close  on  my  disgrace.160 
Merciless  man  !  what!  for  one  sheep  estranged 
Hast  thou  thrown  into  dungeons  and  of  day 
Amerced  thy  shepherd1?  hast  thou,  while  the  iron 
Pierced  thro'  his  tender  limbs  into  his  soul, 

By  threats,  by  tortures,  torn  out  that  offence, 
And  heard  him  (0  could  I)  avow  his  love  1 
Say,  hast  thou  *?  cruel,  hateful !  ah  my  fears  ! 

1  feel  them  true  !  speak,  tell  me,  are  they  true  V 

She,  blending  thus  entreaty  with  reproach, 
Bent  forward,  as  tho'  falling  on  her  knee  17° 

Whence  she  had  hardly  risen,  and  at  this  pause 
Shed  from  her  large  dark  eyes  a  shower  of  tears. 

The  Iberian  King  her  sorrow  thus  consoled. 
"  Weep  no  more,  heavenly  maiden,  weep  no  more  : 
Neither  by  force  withheld  nor  choice  estranged, 
Thy  Tamar  lives,  and  only  lives  for  thee. 
Happy,  thrice  happy,  you  !  'tis  me  alone 
Whom  heaven  and  earth  and  ocean  with  one  hate 
Conspire  on,  and  throughout  each  path  pursue. 
Whether  in  waves  beneath  or  skies  above 
Thou  hast  thy  habitation,  'tis  from  heaven, 
From  heaven  alone,   such  power,  such  charms 

descend. 

Then  0 !  discover  whence  that  ruin  comes 
Each  night  upon  our  city ;  whence  are  heard 
Those  yells  of  rapture  round  our  fallen  walls  : 
In  our  affliction  can  the  Gods  delight, 
Or  meet  oblation  for  the  Nymphs  are  tears'?" 

He  spake,  and  indignation  sank  in  woe. 
Which  she  perceiving,  pride  refresht  her  heart, 
Hope  wreath'd  her  mouth  with  smiles,  and  she 

exclaim'd : 

"  Neither  the  Gods  afflict  you,  nor  the  Nymphs. 
Return  me  him  who  won  my  heart,  return 
Him  whom  my  bosom  pants  for,  as  the  steeds 
In  the  sun's  chariot  for  the  western  wave. 
The  Gods  will  prosper  thee,  and  Tamar  prove 
How  Nymphs,   the   torments  that  they  cause, 

assuage. 

Promise  me  this ;  indeed  I  think  thou  hast, 
But  'tis  so  pleasing,  promise  it  once  more." 
"Once   more  I  promise,"  cried  the  gladden'd 

king, 

"  By  my  right-hand  and  by  myself  I  swear, 
And  ocean's  Gods  and  heaven's  Gods  I  adjure, 
Thou  shalt  be  Tamar's,  Tamar  shall  be  thine." 
Then  she,  regarding  him  long  fixt,  replied  : 
"  I  have  thy  promise,  take  thou  my  advice. 
Gebir !  this  land  of  Egypt  is  a  land 
Of  incantation,  demons  rule  these  waves  ; 
These  are  against  thee,  these  thy  works  destroy. 
Where  thou  hast  built  thy  palace,  and  hast  left 
The  seven  pillars  to  remain  in  front, 
Sacrifice  there,  and  all  these  rites  observe.         21° 
Go,  but  go  early,  ere  the  gladsome  Hours 
Strew  saffron  in  the  path  of  rising  Morn, 


41)2 


GEBIR. 


Ere  the  bee  buzzing  o'er  flowers  fresh  disclosed 
Examine  where  he  may  the  best  alight 
Nor  scatter  off  the  bloom,  ere  cold-lipt  herds 
Crop  the  pale  herbage  round  each  other's  bed, 
Lead  seven  bulls  well  pastur'd  and  well  form'd, 
Their  neck  unblemisht  and  their  horn  unring'd, 
And  at  each  pillar  sacrifice  thou  one. 
Around  each    base  rub   thrice   the  blackening 

blood, 

And  burn  the  curling  shavings  of  the  hoof, 
And  of  the  forehead  locks  thou  also  burn  : 
The  yellow  galls,  with  equal  care  preserv'd, 
Pour  at  the  seventh  statue  from  the  north." 

He  listen'd,  and  on  her  his  eyes  intent 
Perceiv'd  her  not,  and  she  had  disappear'd ; 
So  deep  he  ponder'd  her  important  words. 

And  now  had  morn  arisen  and  he  perform'd 
Almost  the  whole  enjoined  him :  he  had  reacht 
The  seventh  statue,  pour'd  the  yellow  galls,      23° 
The  forelock  from  his  left  he  had  releast, 
And  burnt  the  curling  shavings  of  the  hoof 
Moisten'd  with  myrrh ;  when  suddenly  a  flame 
Spired  from  the  fragrant  smoke,  nor  sooner  spired 
Down  sank  the  brazen  fabric  at  his  feet. 
He  started  back,  gazed,  nor  could  aught  but  gaze, 
And  cold  dread  stiffen'd  up  his  hair  flower-twined ; 
Then  with  a  long  and  tacit  step,  one  arm 
Behind,  and  every  finger  wide  outspread, 
He  lookt  and  totter'd  on  a  black  abyss. 
He  thought  he  sometimes  heard  a  distant  voice 
Breathe  thro'  the  cavern's  mouth,  and  further  on 
Faint  murmurs  now,  now  hollow  groans  reply. 
Therefore  suspended  he  his  crook  above, 
Dropt  it,  and  heard  it  rolling  step  by  step  : 
He  enter'd,  and  a  mingled  sound  arose 
Like  one  (when  shaken  from  some  temple's  roof 
By  zealous  hand,  they  and  their  fretted  nest) 
Of  birds  that  wintering  watch  in  Memnon's  tomb, 
And  tell  the  halcyons  when  spring  first  returns.250 

THIRD   BOOK. 

0  FOR  the  spirit  of  that  matchless  man 

Whom  Nature  led  throughout  her  whole  domain, 
While  he  embodied  breath'd  ethereal  air  ! 
Tho'  panting  in  the  play-hour  of  my  youth 

1  drank  of  Avon  too,  a  dangerous  draught, 
That  rous'd  within  the  feverish  thirst  of  song, 
Yet  never  may  I  trespass  o'er  the  stream 

Of  jealous  Acheron,  nor  alive  descend 

The  silent  and  unsearchable  abodes 

Of  Erebus  and  Night,  nor  unchastised  10 

Lead  up  long-absent  heroes  into  day. 

When  on  the  pausing  theatre  of  earth 

Eve's  shadowy  curtain  falls,  can  any  man 

Bring  back  the  far-off  intercepted  hills, 

Grasp  the  round  rock-built  turret,  or  arrest 

The  glittering  spires  that   pierce    the  brow  of 

Heaven  1 

Rather  can  any  with  outstripping  voice 
The  parting  Sun's  gigantic  strides  recall  1 

Twice  sounded  Gebir!  twice  th'  Iberian  king 
Thought  it  the  strong  vibration  of  the  brain      !0 
That  struck  upon  his  car ;  but  now  descried 


A  form,  a  man,  come  nearer  :  as  he  came 

His  unshorn  hair  (grown  soft  in  these  abodes) 

Waved  back,  and  scatter'd  thin  and  hoary  light. 

Living  men  called  him  Aroar,  but  no  more 

In  celebration  or  recording  verse 

His  name  is  heard,  no  more  by  Arnon's  side 

The  well-wall'd  city,  which  he  rear'd,  remains. 

Gebir  was  now  undaunted,  for  the  brave 

When  they  no  longer  doubt,  no  longer  fear,        'M 

And  would  have  spoken,  but  the  shade  began. 

"  Brave  son  of  Hesperus !  no  mortal  hand 
Has  led  thee  hither,  nor  without  the  Gods 
Penetrate  thy  firm  feet  the  vast  profound. 
Thou  knowest  not  that  here  thy  fathers  lie, 
The  race  of  Sidad ;  their's  was  loud  acclaim 
When  living,  but  their  pleasure  was  in  war ; 
Triumphs  and  hatred  followed  :  I  myself 
Bore,  men  imagin'd,  no  inglorious  part ; 
The  Gods  thought  otherwise,  by  whose  decree    40 
Depriv'd  of  life,  and  more,  of  death  depriv'd, 
I  still  hear  shrieking  thro'  the  moonless  night 
Their  discontented  and  deserted  shades. 
Observe  these  horrid  walls,  this  rueful  waste  ! 
Here  some  refresh  the  vigour  of  the  mind 
With  contemplation  and  cold  penitence. 
Nor  wonder  while  thou  hearest,  that  the  soul, 
Thus  purified,  hereafter  may  ascend 
Surmounting  all  obstruction,  nor  ascribe 
The  sentence  to  indulgence ;  each  extreme 
Hath  tortures  for  ambition ;  to  dissolve 
In  everlasting  languor,  to  resist 
Its  impulse,  but  in  vain ;  to  be  enclosed 
Within  a  limit,  and  that  limit  fire  ; 
Sever'd  from  happiness,  from  eminence, 
And  flying,  but  hell  bars  us,  from  ourselves. 

Yet  rather  all  these  torments  most  endure 
Than  solitary  pain,  and  sad  remorse, 
And  towering  thoughts  on  their  own  breast  o'er- 

turn'd 

And  piercing  to  the  heart :  such  penitence, 
Such  contemplation  theirs  !  thy  ancestors 
Bear  up  against  them,  nor  will  they  submit 
To  conquering  Time  the  asperities  of  Fate  : 
Yet  could  they  but  revisit  earth  once  more, 
How  gladly  would  they  poverty  embrace, 
How  labour,  even  for  their  deadliest  foe  ! 
It  little  now  avails  them  to  have  rais'd 
Beyond  the  Syrian  regions,  and  beyond 
Phenicia,  trophies,  tributes,  colonies  : 
Follow  thou  me  :  mark  what  it  all  avails." 

Him  Gebir  follow'd,  and  a  roar  confused 
Rose  from  a  river  rolling  in  its  bed, 
Not  rapid,  that  would  rouse  the  wretched  souls, 
Nor  calmly,  that  might  lull  them  to  repose  ; 
But  with  dull  weary  lapses  it  upheaved 
Billows  of  bale,  heard  low,  yet  heard  afar ; 
For  when  hell's  iron  portals  let  out  night, 
Often  men  start  and  shiver  at  the  sound, 
And  lie  so  silent  on  the  restless  couch, 
They  hear  their  own  hearts  beat.     Now  Gebir 

breath'd 

Another  air,  another  sky  beheld  : 
Twilight  broods  here,  lull'd  by  no  nightingale 
Nor  waken'd  by  the  shrill  lark  dewy-wing'd, 


GEBIR. 


493 


But  glowing  with  one  sullen  sunless  heat. 
Beneath  his  foot  nor  sprouted  flower  nor  herb, 
Nor  chirpt  a  grasshopper ;  above  his  head 
Phlegethon  form'd  a  fiery  firmament ; 
Part  were  sulphurous  clouds  involving,  part 
Shining  like  solid  ribs  of  molten  brass ; 
For  the  fierce  element,  which  else  aspires 
Higher  and  higher  and  lessens  to  the  sky, 
Below,  Earth's  adamantine  arch  rebuft, 

Gebir,  tho'  now  such  languor  held  his  limbs, 
Scarce  aught  admir'd  he,  yet  he  this  admir'd  ; 
And  thus  addrest  him  then  the  conscious  guide. 
"  Beyond  that  river  lie  the  happy  fields  ; 
From  them  fly  gentle  breezes,  which  when  drawn 
Against  yon  crescent  convex,  but  unite 
Stronger  with  what  they  could  not  overcome. 
Thus  theythat  scatter  freshness  thro'  the  groves  10° 
And  meadows  of  the  fortunate,  and  fill 
With  liquid  light  the  marble  bowl  of  Earth, 
And  give  her  blooming  health  and  sprightly  force, 
Their  fire  no  more  diluted,  nor  its  darts 
Blunted  by  passing  thro'  thick  myrtle-bowers, 
Neither  from  odours  rising  half  dissolved, 
Point  forward  Phlegethon's  eternal  flame ; 
And  this  horizon  is  the  spacious  bow 
Whence  each  ray  reaches  to  the  world  above." 

The  hero  pausing,  Gebir  then  besought 
What  region  held  his  ancestors,  what  clouds, 
What  waters,  or  what  Gods,  from  his  embrace. 
Aroar  then  sudden,  as  tho'  rous'd,  renew'd. 

"  Come  thou,  if  ardour  urges  thee  and  force 
Suffices  . .  mark  me,  Gebir,  I  unfold 
No  fable  to  allure  thee  . .  on  !  behold 
Thy  ancestors !  "  and  lo  !  with  horrid  gasp 
The  panting  flame  above  his  head  recoil'd, 
And  thunder  through  his  heart  and  life-blood 

throb'd. 

Such  sound  could  human  organs  once  conceive,  12° 
Cold,  speechless,  palsied,  not  the  soothing  voice 
Of  friendship  or  almost  of  Deity 
Could  raise  the  wretched  mortal  from  the  dust; 
Beyond  man's  home  condition  they  !     With  eyes 
Intent,  and  voice  desponding,  and  unheard 
By  Aroar,  tho'  he  tarried  at  his  side, 
"  They  know  me  not,"  cried  Gebir,  "  0  my  sires, 
Ye  know  me  not !  they  answer  not,  nor  hear. 
How  distant  are  they  still !  what  sad  extent 
Of  desolation  must  we  overcome  ! 
Aroar !  what  wretch  that  nearest  us  1  what  wretch 
Is  that  with  eyebrows  white  and  slanting  brow  ? 
Listen !  him  yonder,  who,  bound  down  supine, 
Shrinks  yelling  from   that  sword  there  engine- 
hung  ; 

He  too  among  my  ancestors  1 "    "  0  King ! 
Iberia  bore  him,  but  the  breed  accurst 
Inclement  winds  blew  blighting  from  north-east." 

"  He  was  a  warrior  then,  nor  fear'd  the  Gods?" 

"  Gebir  !  he  fear'd  the  Demons,  not  the  Gods, 
Tho'  them  indeed  his  daily  face  adored, 
And  was  no  warrior  ;  yet  the  thousand  lives 
Squander'd  as  stones  to  exercise  a  sling, 
And  the  tame  cruelty  and  cold  caprice . . 
Oh  madness  of  mankind  !  addrest,  adored  ! 
0  Gebir !  what  are  men  1  or  where  are  Gods  ? 


Behold  the  giant  next  him,  how  his  feet 

Plunge   floundering   mid  the    marshes    yellow- 

flower'd, 

His  restless  head  just  reaching  to  the  rocks, 
His  bosom  tossing  with  black  weeds  besmear'd, 
How  writhes  he  'twixt  the  continent  and  isle !  15° 
What  tyrant  with  more  insolence  e'er  claim'd 
Dominion  1  when  from  the  heart  of  Usury 
Rose  more  intense  the  pale-flamed  thirst  for  gold? 
And  call'd  forsooth  Deliverer/  False  or  fools 
Who  prais'd  the  dull-ear'd  miscreant,  or  who 

hoped 
To  soothe  your  folly  and  disgrace  with  praise  ! 

Hearest  thou  not  the  harp's  gay  simpering  air 
And  merriment  afar  ?  then  come,  advance ; 
And  now  behold  him  !  mark  the  wretch  accurst 
Who  sold  his  people  to  a  rival  king  : 
Self-yoked  they  stood  two  ages  unredeem'd." 

"  0  horror  !  what  pale  visage  rises  there  ! 
Speak,  Aroar  !  me  perhaps  mine  eyes  deceive, 
Inured  not,  yet  methinks  they  there  descry 
Such   crimson  haze  as   sometimes  drowns  the* 

moon. 

What  is  yon  awful  sight  1  why  thus  appears 
That  space  between  the  purple  and  the  crown  1 " 

"  I  will  relate  their  stories  when  we  reach 
Our  confines,"  said  the  guide  ;  "  for  thou,  0  king, 
Differing  in  both  from  all  thy  countrymen,        17° 
Seest  not  their  stories  and  hast  seen  their  fates. 
But  while  we  tarry,  lo  again  the  flame 
Riseth,  and  murmuring  hoarse,  points  straighter; 

haste,         ' 

'Tis  urgent,  we  must  hence."     "  Then  0  adieu  !  " 
Cried  Gebir  and  groan'd  loud  :  at  last  a  tear 
Burst  from  his  eyes  turn'd  back,  and  he  exclaimed : 
"  Am  I  deluded  ?  0  ye  powers  of  hell ! 
Suffer  me . .  0  my  fathers  !  am  I  torn . . " 
He  spake,  and  would  have  spoken  more,  but 

flames 

En  wrapt  him  round  and  round  intense ;  he  turn'd  18° 
And  stood  held  breathless  in  a  ghost's  embrace. 
"  Gebir !  my  son !  desert  me  not !    I  heard 
Thy  calling  voice,  nor  fate  withheld  me  more  : 
One  moment  yet  remains ;  enough  to  know 
Soon  will  my  torments,  soon  will  thine,  expire. 
0  that  I  e'er  exacted  such  a  vow  ! 
When  dipping  in  the  victim's  blood  thy  hand, 
First  thou  withdrew'st  it,  looking  in  my  face 
Wondering;  but   when  the   priest  my  will  ex- 

plain'd, 

Then  swarest  thou,  repeating  what  he  said,        19° 
How  against  Egypt  thou  wouldst  raise  that  hand 
And  bruise  the  seed  first  risen  from  our  line. 
Therefore  in  death  what  pangs  have  I  endured  ! 
Rackt  on  the  fiery  centre  of  the  sun, 
Twelve  years  I  saw  the  ruin'd  world  roll  round. 
Shudder  not ;  I  have  borne  it ;  I  deserved 
My  wretched  fate ;  be  better  thine ;  farewell." 

"  0  stay,  my  father !  stay  one  moment  moje . . 
Let  me  return  thee  that  embrace  . .  'tis  past . . 
Aroar  !  how  could  I  quit  it  unreturn'd  ! 
And  now  the  gulf  divides  us,  and  the  waves 
Of  sulphur  bellow  thro'  the  blue  abyss. 
And  is  he  gone  for  ever  !  and  I  come 


494 


GEBIR. 


In  vain  ? "   Then  sternly  said  the  guide  :  "  In  vain  ! 
Sayst  thou?  what  wouldst  thou  more?  alas,  0 

prince, 

None  come  for  pastime  here !  but  is  it  nought 
To  turn  thy  feet  from  evil  1  is  it  nought 
Of  pleasure  to  that  shade  if  they  are  turn'd  1 
For  this  thou  earnest  hither :  he  who  dares 
To  penetrate  this  darkness,  nor  regards 
The  dangers  of  the  way,  shall  reascend 
In  glory,  nor  the  gates  of  hell  retard 
His  steps,  nor  demon's  nor  man's  art  prevail. 
Once  in  each  hundred  years,  and  only  once, 
Whether  by  some  rotation  of  the  world, 
Or  whether  will'd  so  by  some  pow'r  above, 
This  flaming  arch  starts  back,  each  realm  descries 
Its  opposite,  and  Bliss  from  her  repose 
Freshens  and  feels  her  own  security." 

"  Security  ! "  cried  out  the  Gadite  king, 
"  And  feel  they  not  compassion  1 "     "  Child  of 

Earth," 

Calmly  said  Aroar  at  his  guest's  surprise, 
"•Some  so  disfigur'd  by  habitual  crimes, 
Others  are  so  exalted,  so  refined, 
So  permeated  by  heaven,  no  trace  remains 
Graven  on  earth :  here  Justice  is  supreme ; 
Compassion  can  be  but  where  passions  are. 
Here  are  discover'd  those  who  tortured  Law 
To  silence  or  to  speech,  as  pleas'd  themselves ; 
Here  also  those  who  boasted  of  their  zeal 
And  lov'd  their  country  for  the  spoils  it  gave. 
Hundreds,  whose  glitt'ring  merchandise  the  lyre 
Dazzled  vain  wretches  drunk  with  flattery, 
And  wafted  them  in  softest  airs  to  Heaven, 
Doom'd  to  be  still  deceiv'd,  here  still  attune 
The  wonted  strings  and  fondly  woo  applause  : 
Their  wish  half  granted,  they  retain  their  own, 
But  madden  at  the  mockery  of  the  shades. 
Upon  the  river's  other  side  there  grow 
Deep  olive  groves ;  there  other  ghosts  abide,     24° 
Blest  indeed  they,  but  not  supremely  blest. 
We  can  not  see  beyond,  we  can  not  see 
Aught  but  our  opposite ;  and  here  are  fates 
How  opposite  to  ours !  here  some  observ'd 
Eeligious  rites,  some  hospitality  : 
Strangers,  who  from  the  good  old  men  retired, 
Closed  the  gate  gently,  lest  from  generous  use 
Shutting  and  opening  of  its  own  accord, 
It  shake  unsettled  slumbers  off  their  couch : 
Some  stopt  revenge  athirst  for  slaughter,  some  25° 
Sow'd  the  slow  olive  for  a  race  unborn. 
These  had  no  wishes,  therefore  none  are  crown'd : 
But  theirs  are  tufted  banks,  theirs  umbrage,  theirs 
Enough  of  sunshine  to  enjoy  the  shade, 
And  breeze  enough  to  lull  them  to  repose." 

Then  Gebir  cried :  "  Illustrious  host,  proceed. 
Bring  me  among  the  wonders  of  a  realm 
Admired  by  all,  but  like  a  tale  admired. 
We  take  our  children  from  their  cradled  sleep, 
And  on  their  fancy  from  our  own  impress 
Ethereal  forms  and  adulating  fates ; 
But,  ere  departing  for  such  scenes  ourselves, 
We  seize  the  hand,  we  •  hang  upon  the  neck, 
Our  beds  cling  heavy  round  us  with  our  tears, 
Agony  strives  with  agony.    Just  Gods  ! 


Wherefore  should  wretched  mortals  thus  believe, 
Or  wherefore  should  they  hesitate  to  die  1 " 
Thus  while   he   question'd,   all   his   strength 

dissolv'd 

Within  him,  thunder  shook  his  troubled  brain,  27° 
He  started,  and  the  cavern's  mouth  survey'd 
Near,  and  beyond  his  people ;  he  arose, 
And  bent  toward  them  his  bewilder'd  way. 

FOURTH    BOOK. 

THE  king's  lone  road,  his  visit,  his  return, 
Were  not  unknown  to  Dalica,  nor  long 
The  wondrous  tale  from  royal  ears  delay'd. 
When  the  young  queen  had  heard  who  taught  the 

rites, 

Her  mind  was  shaken,  and  what  first  she  askt 
Was,  whether  the  sea-maids  were  very  fair, 
And  was  it  true  that  even  gods  were  moved 
By  female  charms  beneath  the  waves  profound, 
And  join'd  to  them  in  marriage,  and  had  sons. 
Who  knows  but  Gebir  sprang  then  from  the  Gods ! 10 
He  that  could  pity,  he  that  could  obey, 
Flatter'd  both  female  youth  and  princely  pride, 
The  same  ascending  from  amid  the  shades 
Show'd  Power  in  frightful  attitude  :  the  queen 
Marks  the  surpassing  prodigy,  and  strives 
To  shake  off  terror  in  her  crowded  court, 
And  wonders  why  she  trembles,  nor  suspects 
How  Fear  and  Love  assume  each  other's  form, 
By  birth  and  secret  compact  how  allied. 
Vainly  (to  conscious  virgins  I  appeal) 
Vainly  with  crouching  tigers,  prowling  wolves, 
Rocks,  precipices,  waves,  storms,  thunderbolts, 
All  his  immense  inheritance,  would  Fear 
The  simplest  heart,  should  Love  refuse,  assail : 
Consent,  the  maiden's  pillowed  ear  imbibes 
Constancy,  honour,  truth,  fidelity, 
Beauty  and  ardent  lips  and  longing  arms  ; 
Then  fades  in  glimmering  distance  half  the  scene, 
Then  her  heart  quails  and  flutters  and  would  fly ; 
'Tis  her  beloved  !  not  to  her  !  ye  Powers ! 
What  doubting  maid  exacts  the  vow]  behold 
Above  the  myrtles  his  protesting  hand ! 
Such  ebbs  of  doubt  and  swells  of  jealousy 
Toss  the  fond  bosom  in  its  hour  of  sleep 
And  float  around  the  eyelids  and  sink  thro'. 

Lo !  mirror  of  delight  in  cloudless  days, 
Lo !  thy  reflection :  'twas  when  I  exclaim'd, 
With  kisses  hurried  as  if  each  foresaw 
Their  end,  and  reckon'd  on  our  broken  bonds, 
And  could  at  such  a  price  such  loss  endure,        *° 
"  0  what  to  faithful  lovers  met  at  morn, 
What  half  so  pleasant  as  imparted  fears ! " 
Looking  recumbent  how  Love's  column  rose 
Marmoreal,  trophied  round  with  golden  hair, 
How  in  the  valley  of  one  lip  unseen 
He  slumber'd,  one  his  unstrung  bow  imprest. 
Sweet  wilderness  of  soul-entangling  charms  ! 
Led  back  by  Memory,  and  each  blissful  maze 
Retracing,  me  with  magic  power  detain 
Those    dimpled    cheeks,   those  temples    violet- 
tinged, 
Those  lips  of  nectar  and  those  eyes  of  heaven  ! 


GEBIR. 


495 


Charoba,  tho'  indeed  she  never  drank* 
The  liquid  pearl,  or  twined  the  nodding  crown, 
Or,  when  she  wanted  cool  and  calm  repose, 
Dreamt  of  the  crawling  asp  and  grated  tomb, 
Was  wretched  up  to  royalty  :  the  jibe 
Struck   her,   most  piercing  where  love  pierced 

before, 

From  those  whose  freedom  centres  in  their  tongue, 
Handmaidens,  pages,  courtiers,  priests,  buffoons. 
Congratulations  here,  there  prophecies, 
Here  children,  not  repining  at  neglect 
While    tumult   sweeps   them    ample   room  for 

play; 

Every-where  questions  answer'd  ere  begun, 
Every-where  crowds,  for  every-where  alarm. 
Thus  winter  gone,  nor  spring  (tho'  near)  arriv'd, 
Urged  slanting  onward  by  the  bickering  breeze 
That  issues  from  beneath  Aurora's  car, 
Shudder  the  sombrous  waves ;  at  every  beam 
More  vivid,  more  by  every  breath  impell'd, 
Higher  and  higher  up  the  fretted  rocks 
Their  turbulent  refulgence  they  display. 
Madness,  which  like  the  spiral  element 
The  more  it  seizes  on  the  fiercer  burns, 
Hurried  them  blindly  forward,  and  involved 
In  flame  the  senses  and  in  gloom  the  soul. 

Determin'd  to  protect  the  country's  gods, 
And  asking  their  protection,  they  adjure 
Each  other  to  stand  forward,  and  insist 
With  zeal,  and  trample  under  foot  the  slow ; 
And  disregardful  of  the  Sympathies 
Divine,  those  Sympathies  whose  delicate  hand 
Touching  the  very  eyeball  of  the  heart, 
Awakens  it,  not  wounds  it  nor  inflames, 
Blind  wretches  !  they  with  desperate  embrace 
Hang  on  the  pillar  till  the  temple  fall. 
Oft  the  grave  judge  alarms  religious  wealth 
And  rouses  anger  under  gentle  words. 
Woe  to  the  wiser  few  who  dare  to  cry 
"  People  !  these  men  are  not  your  enemies, 
Inquire  their  errand,  and  resist  when  wrong'd."  90 
Together  childhood,  priesthood,  womanhood, 
The  scribes  and  elders  of  the  land,  exclaim 
"  Seek  they  not  hidden  treasure  in  the  tombs  ] 
Eaising  the  ruins,  levelling  the  dust, 
Who  can  declare  whose  ashes  they  disturb ! 
Build  they  not  fairer  cities  than  our  own, 
Extravagant  enormous  apertures 
For  light,  and  portals  larger,  open  courts 
Where  all  ascending  all  are  unconfin'd, 
And  wider  streets  in  purer  air  than  ours  ? 
Temples  quite  plain  with  equal  architraves 
They  build,  nor  bearing  gods  like  ours  imbost. 
0  profanation  !  0  our  ancestors  !  " 

Tho'  all  the  vulgar  hate  a  foreign  face, 
It  more  offends  weak  eyes  and  homely  age, 
Dalica  most,  who  thus  her  aim  pursued. 
"  My  promise,  0  Charoba,  I  perform. 
Proclaim  to  gods  and  men  a  festival 


*  Antonius  was  afraid  of  poison  :  Cleopatra,  to  prov 
the  injustice  of  his  suspicions,  and  the  ease  with  which  a 
poison  might  be  administered,  shook  it  from  her  crown 
of  flowers  into  his  goblet :  before  'he  had  raised  it  to  hi 
lips,  she  told  him,  and  established  his  confidence. 


Throughout  the  land,  and  bid  the  strangers  eat; 
?heir  anger  thus  we  haply  may  disarm."  no 

"  0  Dalica,"  the  grateful  queen  replied, 
'  Nurse  of  my  childhood,  soother  of  my  cares, 
'reventer  of  my  wishes,  of  my  thoughts, 
0  pardon  youth,  0  pardon  royalty  ! 
"f  nastily  to  Dalica  I  sued, 
?ear  might  impell  me,  never  could  distrust. 
>o  then,  for  wisdom  guides  thee,  take  my  name, 
Issue  what  most  imports  and  best  beseems, 
And  sovranty  shall  sanction  the  decree." 

And  now  Charoba  was  alone,  her  heart  12° 

rew  lighter ;  she  sat  down,  and  she  arose, 
She  felt  voluptuous  tenderness,  but  felt 
That  tenderness  for  Dalica ;  she  prais'd 
Her  kind  attention,  warm  solicitude, 
Her  wisdom  ;  for  what  wisdom  pleas'd  like  her's  ! 
She  was  delighted ;  should  she  not  behold 
jebir  ?  she  blusht ;  but  she  had  words  to  speak, 
She  form'd  them  and  reform'd  them,  with  regret 
That  there  was  somewhat  lost  with  every  change ; 
She    could    replace   them ;    what    would    that 
avail1?  13D 

Moved  from  their  order  they  have  lost  their  charm. 
While  thus  she  strew'd  her  way  with  softest  words, 
Others  grew  up  before  her,  but  appear'd 
A  plenteous  rather  than  perplexing  choice  : 
She  rubb'd  her  palms  with  pleasure,  heav'd  a  sigh, 
Grew  calm  again,  and  thus  her  thoughts  revolv'd. 

"  But  he  descended  to  the  tombs  !  the  thought 
Thrills  me,  I  must  avow  it,  with  affright. 
And  wherefore  ]  shows  he  not  the  more  belov'd 
Of  heav'n  ]  or  how  ascends  he  back  to  day  1      M0 
Then  has  he  wrong'd  me1?  could  he  want  a  cause 
Who  has  an  army  and  was  bred  to  reign  1 
And  yet  no  reasons  against  rights  he  urged, 
He  threaten'd  not,  proclaim'd  not ;  I  approacht, 
He  hasten'd  on ;  I  spake,  he  listen'd ;  wept, 
He  pity*d  me ;  he  lov'd  me,  he  obey'd  ; 
He  was  a  conqueror,  still  am  I  a  queen." 

She  thus  indulged  fond  fancies,  when  the  sound 
Of  timbrels  and  of  cymbals  struck  her  ear, 
And  horns  and  bowlings  of  wild  jubilee.  15° 

She  fear'd,  and  listened  to  confirm  her  fears  ; 
One  breath  sufficed,  and  shook  her  refluent  soul. 
Smiting,  with  simulated  smile  constrain'd, 
Her  beauteous  bosom,    "  0  perfidious  man, 
0  cruel  foe  !"  she  twice  and  thrice  exclaim 'd, 
"  0  my  companions,  equal-aged !  my  throne  ! 
My  people  !  0  how  wretched  to  presage 
This  day  !  how  tenfold  wretched  to  endure !" 

She  ceast,  and  instantly  the  palace  rang 
With  gratulation  roaring  into  rage ; 
'Twas  her  own  people.     "  Health  to  Gebir !  health 
To  our  compatriot  subjects !  to  our  queen 
Health  and  unfaded  youth  ten  thousand  years  ! " 
Then  went   the  victims  forward  crown'd  with 

flowers, 

Crown'd  were  tame  crocodiles,  and  boys  white- 
robed 

Guided  their  creaking  crests  across  the  stream. 
In  gilded  barges  went  the  female  train, 
And,  hearing  others  ripple  near,  undrew 
The  veil  of  sea-green  awning  :  if  they  found 


496 


GEBIR. 


Whom  they  desired,  how  pleasant  was  the  breeze !  1"° 
If  not,  the  frightful  water  forced  a  sigh. 
Sweet  airs  of  music  ruled  the  rowing  palms, 
Now  rose  they  glistening  and  aslant  reclined, 
Now  they  descended  and  with  one  consent 
Plunging,  seem'd  swift  each  other  to  pursue, 
And  now  to  tremble  wearied  o'er  the  wave. 
Beyond  and  in  the  suburbs  might  be  seen 
Crowds  of  all  ages :  here  in  triumph  past 
Not  without  pomp,  tho'  rais'd  with  rude  device, 
The  monarch  and  Charoba ;  there  a  throng      18° 
Shone  out  in  sunny  whiteness  o'er  the  reeds  ; 
Nor  could  luxuriant  youth,  or  lapsing  age 
Propt  by  the  corner  of  the  nearest  street, 
With  aching  eyes  and  tottering  knees  intent, 
Loose  leathery  neck  and  wormlike  lip  outstretcht, 
Fix  long  the  ken  upon  one  form,  so  swift 
Thro'  the  gay  vestures  fluttering  on  the  bank, 
And  thro'  the  bright-eyed  waters  dancing  round, 
Wove  they  their  wanton  wiles  and  disappear'd.190 

Meantime,  with  pomp  august  and  solemn,  borne 
On  four  white  camels  tinkling  plates  of  gold, 
Heralds  before  and  Ethiop  slaves  behind, 
Each  with  the  sign  of  office  in  his  hand, 
Each  on  his  brow  the  sacred  stamp  of  years, 
The  four  ambassadors  of  peace  proceed. 
Kich  carpets  bear  they,  corn  and  generous  wine, 
The  Syrian  olive's  cheerful  gift  they  bear, 
With  stubborn  goats  that  eye  the  mountain-top 
Askance,  and  riot  with  reluctant  horn, 
And  steeds  and  stately  camels  in  their  train. 
The  king,  who  sat  before  his  tent,  descried 
The  dust  rise  redden'd  from  the  setting  sun  : 
Thro'  all  the  plains  below  the  Gadite  men 
Were  resting  from  their  labour :  some  surveyed 
The  spacious  site  ere  yet  obstructed ;  walls 
Already,  soon  will  roofs  have  interposed ; 
Some  ate  their  frugal  viands  on  the  steps 
Contented  ;  some,  remembering  home,  prefer   21° 
The  cot's  bare  rafters  o'er  the  gilded  dome, 
And  sing  (for  often  sighs  too  end  in  song) 
"  In  smiling  meads  how  sweet  the  brook's  repose 
To  the  rough  ocean  and  red  restless  sands !  " 
Where  are  the  woodland  voices  that  increast 
Along  the  unseen  path  on  festal  days, 
When  lay  the  dry  and  outcast  arbutus 
On  the  fane-step,  and  the  first  privet-flowers 
Threw  their  white  light  upon  the  vernal  shrine  ? 
Some  heedless  trip  along  with  hasty  step 
Whistling,  and  fix  too  soon  on  their  abodes  ; 
Haply  and  one  among  them  with  his  spear 
Measures  the  lintel,  if  so  great  its  highth 
As  will  receive  him  with  his  helm  unlower'd. 

But   silence  went   throughout,  e'en  thoughts 

were  husht, 

When  to  full  view  of  navy  and  of  camp 
Now  first  expanded  the  bare-headed  train. 
Majestic  unpresuming,  unappall'd, 
Onward  they  marcht,  and  neither  to  the  right 
Nor  to  the  left,  tho'  there  the  city  stood, 
Turn'd  they  their  sober  eyes;  and  now  they 

reacht 

Within  a  few  steep  paces  of  ascent 
The  lone  pavilion  of  the  Iberian  king : 


He  saw  them,  he  awaited  them,  he  rose, 

He  hail'd  them,  "  Peace  be  with  you :"  they  replied 

"  King  of  the  western  world,  be  with  you  peace." 


FIFTH   BOOK. 

ONCE  a  fair  city,  courted  then  by  kings, 
Mistress  of  nations,  throng'd  by  palaces, 
Raising  her  head  o'er  destiny,  her  face 
Glowing  with  pleasure  and  with  palms  refrcsht, 
Now  pointed  at  by  Wisdom  or  by  Wealth, 
Bereft  of  beauty,  bare  of  ornament, 
Stood  in  the  wilderness  of  woe,  Masar. 
Ere  far  advancing,  all  appear'd  a  plain, 
Treacherous  and  fearful  mountains,  far  advanced. 
Her  glory  so  gone  down,  at  human  step 
The  fierce  hyena  frighted  from  the  walls 
Bristled  his  rising  back,  his  teeth  unsheathed, 
Drew  the  long  growl  and  with  slow  foot  retired. 
Yet  were  remaining  some  of  ancient  race, 
And  ancient  arts  were  now  their  sole  delight. 
With  Time's  first  sickle   they  had  markt  the' 

hour 

When  at  their  incantation  would  the  Moon 
Start  back,  and  shuddering  shed  blue  blasted 

light. 

The  rifted  rays  they  gather'd,  and  immerst 
In  potent  portion  of  that  wondrous  wave, 
Which,  hearing  rescued  Israel,  stood  erect, 
And  led  her  armies  thro'  his  crystal  gates. 

Hither  (none  shared  her  way,  her  counsel  none) 
Hied  the  Masarian  Dalica  :  'twas  night, 
And  the  still  breeze  fell  languid  on  the  waste. 
She,  tired  with  journey  long  and  ardent  thoughts, 
Stopt ;  and  before  the  city  she  descried 
A  female  form  emerge  above  the  sands : 
Intent  she  fixt  her  eyes,  and  on  herself 
Relying,  with  fresh  vigour  bent  her  way ; 
Nor  disappear'd  the  woman ;  but  exclaim'd, 
(One  hand  retaining  tight  her  folded  vest) 
"  Stranger !  who  loathest  life,  there  lies  Masar. 
Begone,  nor  tarry  longer,  or  ere  morn 
The  cormorant  in  his  solitary  haunt 
Of  insulated  rock  or  sounding  cove 
Stands  on  thy  bleached  bones  and  screams  for 

prey. 

My  lips  can  scatter  them  o'er  every  sea 
Under  the  rising  and  the  setting  sun, 
So  shrivel'd  in  one  breath  as  all  the  sands 
We  tread  on,  could  not  in  a  hundred  years. 
Wretched  who  die  nor  raise  their  sepulchre  ! 
Therefore  begone."     But  Dalica  unaw'd, 
(Tho'  in  her  wither'd  but  still  firm  right-hand, 
Held  up  with  imprecations  hoarse  and  deep, 
Glimmer'd  her  brazen  sickle,  and  enclosed 
Within  its  figured  curve  the  fading  moon) 
Spake  thus  aloud.    "  By  yon  bright  orb  of  Heaven, 
In  that  most  sacred  moment  when  her  beam 
(Guided  first  thither  by  the  forked  shaft,) 
Strikes  thro'  the  crevice  of  Arishtah's  tower  .  ." 
"  Sayst  thou  ? "  astonisht  cried  the  sorceress, 
"  Woman  of  outer  darkness,  fiend  of  death, 
From  what  inhuman  cave,  what  dire  abyss, 
Hast  thou  invisible  that  spell  o'erheard  > 


GEBIR. 


497 


What  potent   hand  hath  toucht  thy  quicken'd 

corse, 

What  song  dissolv'd  thy  cerements?  who  unclosed 
Those  faded  eyes  and  fill'd  them  from  the  stars  ? 
But  if  with  inextinguish'd  light  of  life 
Thou  breathest,  soul  and  body  unamerst, 
Then  whence  that  invocation  ]  who  hath  dared 
Those  hallow'd  words,  divulging,  to  profane  ? '' 
Dalica  cried,  "  To  heaven  not  earth  addrest 
Prayers  for  protection  can  not  be  profane." 

Here  the  pale  sorceress  turn'd  her  face  aside 
Wildly,  and  mutter'd  to  herself  amazed, 
"  I  dread  her  who,  alone  at  such  an  hour, 
Can  speak  so  strangely,  who  can  thus  combine 
The  words  of  reason  with  our  gifted  rites, 
Yet  will  I  speak  once  more.    If  thou  hast  seen  70 
The  city  of  Charoba,  hast  thou  markt 
The  steps  of  Dalica  i " 

"What  then  1" 

"  The  tongue 

Of  Dalica  has  then  our  rites  divulged." 
"  Whose  rites  ? " 

"  Her  mother's." 

"  Never." 
"  One  would  think, 
Presumptuous,  thou  wert  Dalica." 

"  I  am ; 
Woman  !  and  who  art  thou  1 " 

With  close  embrace, 

Clung  the  Masarian  round  her  neck,  and  cried, 
"  Art  thou  then  not  my  sister  1  ah !  I  fear 
The  golden  lamps  and  jewels  of  a  court 
Deprive  thine  eyes  of  strength  and  purity  :         ^ 
0  Dalica  !  mine  watch  the  waning  moon, 
For  ever  patient  in  our  mother's  art, 
And  rest  on  Heaven  suspended,  where  the  founts 
Of  Wisdom  rise,  where  sound  the  wings  of  Power  ; 
Studies  intense  of  strong  and  stern  delight ! 
And  thou  too,  Dalica,  so  many  years 
Wean'd  from  the  bosom  of  thy  native  land, 
Returnest  back  and  seekest  true  repose. 
0  what  more  pleasant  than  the  short-breath'd  sigh 
When,  laying  down  your  burthen  at  the  gate 
And  dizzy  with  long  wandering,  you  embrace     w 
The  cool  and  quiet  of  a  homespun  bed." 

"  Alas !"  said  Dalica  "  tho'  all  commend 
This  choice,  and  many  meet  with  no  controul, 
Yet  none  pursue  it !    Age  by  care  opprest 
Peels  for  the  couch  and  drops  into  the  grave. 
The  tranquil  scene  lies  further  still  from  Youth  : 
Frenzied  Ambition  and  desponding  Love 
Consume  Youth's  fairest  flowers ;  compared  with 

Youth 

Age  has  a  something, like  repose. 
Myrthyr,  I  seek  not  here  a  boundary  10° 

Like  the  horizon,  which,  as  you  advance, 
Keeping  its  form  and  colour,  yet  recedes  : 
But  mind  my  errand,  and  my  suit  perform. 

"  Twelve  years  ago  Charoba  first  could  speak  : 
If  her  indulgent  father  askt  her  name, 
She  would  indulge  him  too,  and  would  reply 
What?  why,  Charoba!  rais'd  with  sweet  surprise, 
And  proud  to  shine  a  teacher  in  her  turn. 
Show  her  the  graven  sceptre  ;  what  its  use  1 


'Twas  to  beat  dogs  with,  and  to  gather  flies.      J1° 
She  thought  the  crown  a  plaything  to  amuse 
Herself,  and  not  the  people,  for  she  thought 
Who  mimick  infant  words  might  infant  toys  : 
But  while  she  watcht  grave  elders  look  with  awe 
On  such  a  bauble,  she  withheld  her  breath  ; 
She  was  afraid  her  parents  should  suspect 
They  had  caught  childhood  from  her  in  a  kiss  ; 
She  blusht  for  shame,  and  fear'd ;  for  she  believ'd. 
Yet  was  not  courage  wanting  in  the  child. 
No ;  I  have  often  seen  her  with  both  hands      12° 
Shake  a  dry  crocodile  of  equal  highth, 
And  listen  to  the  shells  within  the  scales, 
And  fancy  there  was  life,  and  yet  apply 
The  jagged  jaws  wide-open  to  her  ear. 
Past  are  three  summers  since  she  first  beheld 
The  ocean ;  all  around  the  child  await 
Some  exclamation  of  amazement  here : 
She  coldly  said,  her  long-lasht  eyes  abased, 
Is  this  the  mighty  ocean  ?  is  this  all ! 
That  wondrous  soul  Charoba  once  possest,        13° 
Capacious  then  as  earth  or  heaven  could  hold, 
Soul  discontented  with  capacity, 
Is  gone,  (I  fear) .for  ever.    Need  I  say 
She  was  enchanted  by  the  wicked  spells 
Of  Gebir,  whom  with  lust  of  power  inflamed 
The  western  winds  have  landed  on  our  coast. 
I  since  have  watcht  her  in  each  lone  retreat, 
Have  heard  her  sigh  and  soften  out  the  name, 
Then  would  she  change  it  for  Egyptian  sounds 
More  sweet,  and  Beem  to  taste  them  on  her  lips,1JO 
Then  loathe  them  ;  Gebir,  Gebir  still  return'd. 
Who  would  repine,  of  reason  not  bereft ! 
For  soon  the  sunny  stream  of  Youth  runs  down, 
And  not  a  gadfly  streaks  the  lake  beyond. 
Lone  in  the  gardens,  on  her  gather'd  vest 
How  gently  would  her  languid  arm  recline  ! 
How  often  have  I  seen  her  kiss  a  flower, 
And  on  cool  mosses  press  her  glowing  cheek ! 
Nor  was  the  stranger  free  from  pangs  himself. 
Whether  by  spell  imperfect,  or,  while  brew'd,    1SO 
The  swelling  herbs  infected  him  with  foam, 
Oft  have  the  shepherds  met  him  wandering 
Thro'  unfrequented  paths,  oft  overheard 
Deep  groans,  oft  started  from  soliloquies, 
Which  they  believe  assuredly  were  meant 
For  spirits  who  attended  him  unseen. 
But  when  from  his  illuded  eyes  retired 
That  figure  Fancy  fondly  chose  to  raise, 
He  claspt  the  vacant  air  and  stood  and  gazed  ; 
Then  owning  it  was  folly,  strange  to  tell, 
Burst  into  peals  of  laughter  at  his  woes  ; 
Next,  when  his  passion  had  subsided,  went 
Where  from  a  cistern,  green  and  ruin'd,  ooz'd 
A  little  rill,  soon  lost ;  there  gather'd  he 
Violets,  and  harebells  of  a  sister  bloom, 
Twining  complacently  their  tender  stems 
With  plants  of  kindest  pliability. 
These  for  a  garland  woven,  for  a  crown 
He  platted  pithy  rushes,  and  ere  dusk 
The  grass  was  whiten'd  with  their  roots  nipt  off". 
These  threw  he,  finisht,  in  the  little  rill 
And  stood  surveying  them  with  steady  smile  : 
But  such  a  smile  as  that  of  Gebir  bids 


498 


GEBIR. 


To  Comfort  a  defiance,  to  Despair 

A  welcome,  at  whatever  hour  she  please. 

Had  I  obseiVd  him  I  had  pitied  him, 

I  have  observed  Charoba  :  I  have  askt 

If  she  loved  Gebir.    Love  him  !  she  exclaim'd 

With  such  a  start  of  terror,  such  a  flush 

Of  anger,  /  love  Gebir  ?  I  in  love  ?  18° 

And  lookt  so  piteous,  so  impatient  lookt .  . 

And  burst,  before  I  answered,  into  tears. 

Then  saw  I,  plainly  saw  I,  'twas  not  love  ; 

For  such  her  natural  temper,  what  she  likes 

She  speaks  it  out,  or  rather  she  commands  : 

And  could  Charoba  say  with  greater  ease 

Bring  me  a  water-melon  from  the  Nile, 

Than,  if  she  lov"d  him,  Bring  me  him  I  love. 

Therefore  the  death  of  Gebir  is  resolv'd." 

"  Kesolv'd  indeed,"  cried  Myrthyr,  nought 

surprised, 

"  Precious  my  arts  !  I  could  without  remorse 
Kill,  tho'  I  hold  thee  dearer  than  the  day, 
E'en  thee  thyself,  to  exercise  my  arts. 
Look  yonder !  mark  yon  pomp  of  funeral ! 
Is  this  from  fortune  or  from  favouring  stars  ? 
Dalica,  look  thou  yonder,  what  a <train  ! 
What  weeping  !  0  what  luxury !  come,  haste, 
Gather  me  quickly  up  these  herbs  I  dropt, 
And  then  away .  .  hush !  I  must  unobserv'd 
From  those  two  maiden  sisters  pull  the  spleen :  20° 
Dissemblers  !  how  invidious  they  surround 
The  virgin's  tomb,  where  all  but  virgins  weep." 

"  Nay,  hear  me  first,"  cried  Dalica,  "  'tis  hard 
To  perish  to  attend  a  foreign  king." 

"  Perish  !  and  may  not  then  mine  eye  alone 
Draw  out  the  venom  drop,  and  yet  remain 
Enough  ]  the  portion  can  not  be  perceiv'd." 
Away  she  hasten'd  with  it  to  her  home, 
And,  sprinkling   thrice  fresh    sulphur  o'er  the 

hearth, 

Took  up  a  spindle  with  malignant  smile,          21° 
And  pointed  to  a  woof,  nor  spake  a  word  ; 
'Twas  a  dark  purple,  and  its  dye  was  dread. 

Plunged  in  a  lonely  house,  to  her  unknown, 
Now  Dalica  first  trembled :  o'er  the  roof 
Wander'd  her  haggard  eyes . .  'twas  some  relief.  . 
The  massy  stones,  tho'  hewn  most  roughly,  shoVd 
The  hand  of  man  had  once  at  least  been  there : 
But  from  this  object  sinking  back  amazed, 
Her  bosom  lost  all  consciousness,  and  shook 
As  if  suspended  in  unbounded  space.  22° 

Her  thus  entranced  the  sister's  voice  recall'd, 
"  Behold  it  here  !  dyed  once  again,  'tis  done." 
Dalica  stept,  and  felt  beneath  her  feet 
The  slippery  floor,  with  moulder'd  dust  bestrewn : 
But  Myrthyr  seiz'd  with  bare  bold-sinew'd  arm 
The  grey  cerastes,  writhing  from  her  grasp, 
And  twisted  off  his  horn,  nor  fear'd  to  squeeze 
The  viscous  poison  from  his  glowing  gums. 
Nor  wanted  there  the  root  of  stunted  shrub 
Which  he  lays  ragged,  hanging  o'er  the  sands,  23° 
And   whence    the   weapons    of   his  wrath  are 

death ; 

Nor  the  blue  urchin  that  with  clammy  fin 
Holds  down  the  tossing  vessel  for  the  tides. 

Together  these  her  scient  hand  combined, 


And  more  she  added,  dared  I  mention  more. 
Which  done,  with  words  most  potent,  thrice  she 

dipt 

The  reeking  garb ;  thrice  waved  it  through  the  air : 
She  ceast ;  and  suddenly  the  creeping  wool 
Shrunk  up  with  crisped  dryness  in  her  hands  : 
"Take  this,"  she  cried,  "and  Gebir  is  no  more."  24° 

SIXTH  BOOK. 

Now  to  Aurora  borne  by  dappled  steeds 
The  sacred  gate  of  orient  pearl  and  gold, 
Smitten  with  Lucifer's  light  silver  wand, 
Expanded  slow  to  strains  of  harmony ; 
The  waves  beneath  in  purpling  rows,  like  doves 
Glancing  with  wanton  coyness  toVrd  their  queen, 
Heav'd  softly ;  thus  the  damsel's  bosom  heaves 
When  from  her  sleeping  lover's  downy  cheek, 
To  which  so  warily  her  own  she  brings" 
Each  moment  nearer,  she  perceives  the  warmth10 
Of  coming  kisses  fann'd  by  playful  Dreams. 
Ocean  and  earth  and  heaven  was  jubilee, 
For  'twas  the  morning  pointed  out  by  Fate 
When  an  immortal  maid  and  mortal  man 
Should  share  each  other's  nature  knit  in  bliss. 

The  brave  Iberians  far  the  beach  o'erspread 
Ere  dawn,  with  distant  awe ;  none  hear  the  mew, 
None  mark  the  curlew  flapping  o'er  the  field  ; 
Silence  held  all,  and  fond  expectancy. 
Now  suddenly  the  conch  above  the  sea  J0 

Sounds,  and  goes  sounding  through  the  woods 

profound. 

They,  where  they  hear  the  echo,  turn  their  eyes, 
But  nothing  see  they,  save  a  purple  mist 
Roll  from  the  distant  mountain  down  the  shore : 
It  rolls,  it  sails,  it  settles,  it  dissolves : 
Now  shines  the  Nymph  to  human  eye  reveal'd, 
And  leads  her  Tamar  timorous  o'er  the  waves. 
Immortals  crowding  round  congratulate 
The  shepherd ;  he  shrinks  back,  of  breath  bereft : 
His  vesture  clinging  closely  round  his  limbs      ^ 
TJnfelt,  while  they  the  whole  fair  form  admire, 
He  fears  that  he  has  lost  it,  then  he  fears 
The  wave  has  mov'd  it,  most  to  look  he  fears. 
Scarce  the  sweet-flowing  music  he  imbibes, 
Or  sees  the  peopled  ocean ;  scarce  he  sees 
Spio  with  sparkling  eyes,  and  Beroe 
Demure,  and  young  lone,  less  renown'd, 
Not  less  divine  ;  mild-natured,  Beauty  form'd 
Her  face,  her  heart  Fidelity ;  for  Gods 
Design'd,  a  mortal  too  lone  loVd. 
These  were  the  Nymphs  elected  for  the  hour    40 
Of  Hesperus  and  Hymen ;  these  had  strown 
The  bridal  bed,  these  tuned  afresh  the  shells, 
Wiping  the  green  that  hoarsen'd  them  within ; 
These  wove  the  chaplets,  and  at  night  resolv'd 
To  drive  the  dolphins  from  the  wreathed  door. 
Gebir  surveyed  the  concourse  from  the  tents, 
The  Egyptian  men  around  him  ;  'twas  observ'd 
By  those  below  how  wistfully  he  lookt, 
From  what  attention  with  what  earnestness 
Now  to  his  city,  now  to  theirs,  he  waved 
His  hand,  and  held  it,  while  they  spake,  outspread. 
They  tarried  with  him  and  they  shared  the  feast ; 


GEBIR. 


499 


They  stoopt  with  trembling  hand  from  heavy  jars 

The  wines  of  Gades  gurgling  in  the  bowl ; 

Nor  bent  they  homeward  till  the  moon  appear'd 

To  hang  midway  betwixt  the  earth  and  skies. 

'Twas  then  that  leaning  o'er  the  boy  belov'd, 

In  Ocean's  grot  where  Ocean  was  unheard, 

"  Tamar ! "  the    Nymph   said  gently,    "  come, 

awake ! 

Enough  to  love,  enough  to  sleep,  is  given, 
Haste  we  away."    This  Tamar  deem'd  deceit, 
Spoken  so  fondly,  and  he  kist  her  lips, 
Nor  blusht  he  then,  for  he  was  then  unseen. 
But  she  arising  bade  the  youth  arise. 
"  What  cause  to  fly  ? "  said  Tamar ;  she  replied 
"  Ask  none  for  flight,  and  feign  none  for  delay." 

"  0  am  I  then  deceived  !  or  am  I  cast 
From  dreams  of  pleasure  to  eternal  sleep, 
And,  when  I  cease  to  shudder,  cease  to  be ! " 
She  held  the  downcast  bridegroom  to  her  breast,  7° 
Lookt  in  his  face  and  charm'd  away  his  fears. 
She  said  not  "  wherefore  have  I  then  embraced 
You  a  poor  shepherd,  or  at  most  a  man, 
Myself  a  Nymph,  that  now  I  should  deceive  1 " 
She  said  not . .  Tamar  did,  and  was  ashamed. 
Him  overcome  her  serious  voice  bespake. 
"Grief  favours  all  who  bring  the  gift  of  tears : 
Mild  at  first  sight  he  meets  his  votaries 
And  casts  no  shadow  as  he  comes  along  ; 
But,  after  his  embrace,  the  marble  chills  ^ 

The  pausing  foot,  the  closing  door  sounds  loud, 
The  fiend  in  triumph  strikes  the  roof,  then  falls 
The  eye  uplifted  from  his  lurid  shade. 
Tamar,  depress  thyself,  and  miseries 
Darken  and  widen :  yes,  proud-hearted  man  ! 
The  sea-bird  rises  as  the  billows  rise  ; 
Nor  otherwise  when  mountain  floods  descend 
Smiles  the  unsullied  lotus  glossy-hair'd  ; 
Thou,  claiming  all  things,  leanest  on  thy  claim 
Till  overwhelmed  through  incompliancy.  ^ 

Tamar,  some  silent  tempest  gathers  round  ! 

"  Round   whom?  "  retorted    Tamar,    "  thou 

describe 
The  danger,  I  will  dare  it." 

"  Who  will  dare 
What  is  unseen  ? " 

"  The  man  that  is  unblest." 
"  But  wherefore  thou1?  It  threatens  not  thyself, 
Nor  me,  but  Gebir  and  the  Gadite  host." 

"  The  more  I  know,  the  more  a  wretch  am  I," 
Groan'd  deep  the  troubled  youth,  "  still  thou  pro- 
ceed." 

"  Oh  seek  not  destin'd  evils  to  divine, 
Found  out  at  last  too  soon  !  cease  here  the  search,100 
'Tis  vain,  'tis  impious,  'tis  no  gift  of  mine  : 
I  will  impart  far  better,  will  impart 
What  makes,  when  Winter  comes,  the  Sun  to  rest 
So  soon  on  Ocean's  bed  his  paler  brow, 
And  Night  to  tarry  so  at  Spring's  return. 
And  I  will  tell  sometimes  the  fate  of  men 
Who  loost  from  drooping  neck  the  restless  arm 
Adventurous,  ere  long  nights  had  satisfied 
The  sweet  and  honest  avarice  of  love  ; 
How  whirlpools  have  absorb'd  them,  storms  o'er- 
whelm'd,  no 


And  how  amid  their  struggles  and  their  prayers 
The  big  wave  blacken'd  o'er  the  mouth  supine  : 
Then,  when  my  Tamar  trembles  at  the  tale, 
Kissing  his  lips  half-open  with  surprise, 
Glance  from  the  gloomy  story,  and  with  glee 
Light  on  the  fairer  fables  of  the  Gods. 

"  Thus  we  may  sport  at  leisure  when  we  go 
Where,  lov'd  by  Neptune  and  the  Naiad,  lov'd 
By  pensive  Dryad  pale,  and  Oread, 
The  sprightly   Nymph  whom  constant  Zephyr 
woos,  12° 

Rhine  rolls  his  beryl-colour'd  wave  ;  than  Rhine 
What  river  from  the  mountains  ever  came 
More  stately  ?  most  the  simple  crown  adorns 
Of  rushes  and  of  willows  intertwined 
With  here  and  there  a  flower  :  his  lofty  brow 
Shaded  with  vines  and  mistletoe  and  oak 
He  rears,  and  mystic  bards  his  fame  resound. 
Or  gliding  opposite,  th'  Illyrian  gulf 
Will  harbour  us  from  ill."   While  thus  she  spake 
She  toucht  his  eyelashes  with  libant  lip  13° 

And  breath'd  ambrosial  odours,  o'er  his  cheek 
Celestial  warmth  suffusing  :  grief  disperst, 
And  strength  and  pleasure  beam'd  upon  his  brow. 
Then  pointed  she  before  him  ;  first  arose 
To  his  astonisht  and  delighted  view 
The  sacred  isle  that  shrines  the  queen  of  love. 
It  stood  so  near  him,  so  acute  each  sense, 
That  not  the  symphony  of  lutes  alone 
Or  coo  serene  or  billing  strife  of  doves, 
But  murmurs,  whispers,  nay  the  very  sighs       14° 
Which  he  himself  had  utter'd  once,  he  heard. 
Next,  but  long  after  and  far  off,  appear 
The  cloudlike  cliffs  and  thousand  towers  of  Crete, 
And  further  to  the  right  the  Cyclades  ; 
Phoebus  had  rais'd  and  fixt  them,  to  surround 
His  native  Delos  and  aerial  fane. 
He  saw  the  land  of  Pelops,  host  of  Gods, 
Saw  the  steep  ridge  where  Corinth  after  stood 
Beckoning  the  serious  with  the  smiling  Arts 
Into  her  sunbright  bay ;  unborn  the  maid         15° 
That  to  assure  the  bent-up  hand  unskill'd 
Lookt  oft,  but  oftener  fearing  who  might  wake. 
He  heard  the  voice  of  rivers ;  he  descried 
Pindan  Peneiis  and  the  slender  Nymphs 
That  tread  his  banks  but  fear  the  thundering  tide ; 
These,  and  Amphrysos  and  Apidanos 
And  poplar-crown'd  Sperchios,  and,  reclined 
On  restless  rocks,  Enipeus,  where  the  winds 
Scatter'd  above  the  weeds  his  hoary  hair. 
Then,  with  Pirene  and  with  Panope, 
Evenos,  troubled  from  paternal  tears, 
And  last  was  Acheloos,  king  of  isles. 
Zacynthos  here,  above  rose  Ithaca, 
Like  a  blue  bubble  floating  in  the  bay. 
Far  onward  to  the  left  a  glimmering  light 
Glanced  out  oblique,  nor  vanisht ;  he  inquired 
Whence  that  arose ;  his  consort  thus  replied. 
"  Behold  the  vast  Eridanus  !  ere  long 
We  may  again  behold  him  and  rejoice. 
Of  noble  rivers  none  with  mightier  force  17° 

Rolls  his  unwearied  torrent  to  the  main." 
And  now  Sicanian  ./Etna  rose  to  view : 
Darkness  with  light  more  horrid  she  confounds, 


500 


GEBIR. 


Baffles  the  breath  and  dims  the  sight  of  day. 

Tamar  grew  giddy  with  astonishment 

And,  looking  up,  held  fast  the  bridal  vest  ; 

He  heard  the  roar  above  him,  heard  the  roar 

Beneath,  and  felt  it  too,  as  he  beheld, 

Hurl,  from  Earth's  base,  rocks,  mountains,  to  the 

skies. 

Meanwhile  the  Nymph  had  fixt  her  eyes  be- 
yond, 18° 
As  seeing  somewhat,  not  intent  on  aught. 
He,  more  amazed  than  ever,  then  exclaim'd 
"  Is  there  another  flaming  isle  ?  or  this 
Illusion,  thus  past  over  unobserved  1 " 
"Look   yonder"   cried   the   Nymph,  without 

reply, 

"  Look  yonder ! "  Tamar  lookt,  and  saw  afar 
Where  the  waves  whitened  on  the  desert  shore. 
When  from  amid  grey  ocean  first  he  caught 
The  highths  of  Calpe,  sadden'd  he  exclaim'd, 
"  Rock  of  Iberia !  fixt  by  Jove,  and  hung  19° 

With  all  his  thunder-bearing  clouds,  I  hail 
Thy   ridges    rough  and  cheerless  !    what   tho' 

Spring 

Nor  kiss  thy  brow  nor  cool  it  with  a  flower, 
Yet  will  I  hail  thee,  hail  thy  flinty  couch 
Where  Valour  and  where  Virtue  have  reposed." 

The  Nymph  said,  sweetly  smiling  "  Fickle  Man 
Would  not  be  happy  could  he  not  regret  ; 
And  I  confess  how,  looking  back,  a  thought 
Has  toucht  and  tuned  or  rather  thrill'd  my  heart, 
Too  soft  for  sorrow  and  too  strong  for  joy ;        £0° 
Fond  foolish  maid !  'twas  with  mine  own  accord 
It  sooth'd  me,  shook  me,  melted,  drown'd,  in  tears. 
But  weep  not  thou ;  what  cause  hast  thou  to  weep? 
Would'st  thou  thy  country  1  would'st  those  caves 

abhorr'd, 

Dungeons  and  portals  that  exclude  the  day  ? 
Gebir,  though  generous,  just,  humane,  inhaled 
Eank  venom  from  these  mansions.   Rest,  0  king, 
In  Egypt  thou  !  nor,  Tamar  !  pant  for  sway. 
With  horrid  chorus,  Pain,  Diseases,  Death, 
Stamp  on  the  slippery  pavement  of  the  proud,  21° 
And  ring  their  sounding  emptiness  through  earth. 
Possess  the  ocean,  me,  thyself,  and  peace." 

And  now  the  chariot  of  the  Sun  descends, 
The  waves  rush  hurried  from  his  foaming  steeds, 
Smoke  issues  from  their  nostrils  at  the  gate, 
Which,  when  they  enter,  with  huge  golden  bar 
Atlas  and  Calpe  close  across  the  sea. 

SEVENTH    BOOK. 

What  mortal  first  by  adverse  fate  assail'd, 
Trampled  by  tyranny  or  scofft  by  scorn, 
Stung  by  remorse  or  wrung  by  poverty, 
Bade  with  fond  sigh  his  native  land  farewell  1 
Wretched  !  but  tenfold  wretched  who  resolv'd 
Against  the  waves  to  plunge  the  expatriate  keel 
Deep  with  the  richest  harvest  of  his  land ! 

Driven  with  that  weak  blast  which  Winter 

leaves 

Closing  his  palace-gates  on  Caucasus, 
Oft  hath  a  berry  risen  forth  a  shade ;  10 

From  the  same  parent  plant  another  lies 


Deaf  to  the  daily  call  of  weary  hind  ; 
Zephyrs  pass  by  and  laugh  at  his  distress. 
By  every  lake's  and  every  river's  side 
The  Nymphs  and  Naiads  teach  equality  ; 
In  voices  gently  querulous  they  ask, 
"  Who  would  with  aching  head  and  toiling  arms 
Bear  the  full  pitcher  to  the  stream  far-off  1 
Who  would,  of  power  intent  on  high  emprise, 
Deem  less  the  praise  to  fill  the  vacant  gulf         M 
Than  raise  Charybdis  upon  ^Etna's  brow  ] " 
Amid  her  darkest  caverns  most  retired, 
Nature  calls  forth  her  filial  elements 
To  close  around  and  crush  that  monster  Void  : 
Fire,  springing  fierce  from  his  resplendent  throne, 
And  Water,  dashing  the  devoted  wretch 
Woundless  and  whole  with  iron-colour'd  mace, 
Or  whirling  headlong  in  his  war-belt's  fold. 
Mark  well  the  lesson,  man  !  and  spare  thy  kind. 
Go,  from  their  midnight  darkness  wake  the  woods,30 
Woo  the  lone  forest  in  her  last  retreat ; 
Many  still  bend  their  beauteous  heads  unblest 
And  sigh  aloud  for  elemental  man. 
Thro'  palaces  and  porches  evil  eyes 
Light  upon  e'en  the  wretched,  who  have  fled 
The  house  of  bondage  or  the  house  of  birth  ; 
Suspicions,  murmurs,  treacheries,  taunts,  retorts, 
Attend  the  brighter  banners  that  invade, 
And  the  first  horn  of  hunter,  pale  with  want, 
Sounds  to  the  chase,  the  second  sounds  to  war. 

The  long  awaited  day  at  last  arrived  w 

When,  linkt  together  by  the  seven-armed  Nile, 
Egypt  with  proud  Iberia  should  unite. 
Here  the  Tartessian,  there  the  Gaditc  tents 
Rang  with  impatient  pleasure  :  here  engaged 
Woody  Nebrissa's  quiver-bearing  crew, 
Contending  warm  with  amicable  skill, 
While  they  of  Durius  raced  along  the  beach 
And  scatter'd  mud  and  jeers  on  all  behind. 
The  strength  of  Baetis  too  removed  the  helm      50 
And  stript  the  corslet  off,   and  stauncht   the 

foot 

Against  the  mossy  maple,  while  they  tore 
Their  quivering  lances  from  the  hissing  wound. 
Others  push  forth  the  prows  of  their  compeers, 
And  the  wave,  parted  by  the  pouncing  beak, 
Swells  up  the  sides  and  closes  far  astern : 
The  silent  oars  now  dip  their  level  wings, 
And  weary  with  strong  stroke  the  whitening  wave. 
Others,  afraid  of  tardiness,  return  : 
Now,  entering  the  still  harbour,  every  surge      w 
Runs  with  a  louder  murmur  up  their  keel, 
And  the  slack  cordage  rattles  round  the  mast. 
Sleepless  with  pleasure  and  expiring  fears 
Had  Gebir  risen  ere  the  break  of  dawn, 
And  o'er  the  plains  appointed  for  the  feast 
Hurried  with  ardent  step  :  the  swains  admired 
What  so  transversely  could  have  swept  the  dew ; 
For  never  long  one  path  had  Gebir  trod, 
Nor  long,  unheeding  man,  one  pace  preserved. 
Not  thus  Charoba :  she  despair'd  the  day  ;         7° 
The  day  was  present ;  true ;  yet  she  despair'd. 
In  the  too  tender  and  once  tortured  heart 
Doubts  gather  strength  from  habit,  like  disease  ; 
Fears,  like  the  needle  verging  to  the  pole, 


GEBIR. 


501 


Tremble  and  tremble  into  certainty. 

How  often,  when  her  maids  with  merry  voice 

CalPd  her,  and   told   the  sleepless  queen  'twas 

morn, 

How  often  would  she  feign  some  fresh  delay, 
And  tell  'em  (though  they  saw)  that  she  arose. 
Next  to  her  chamber,  closed  by  cedar  doors, 
A  bath  of  purest  marble,  purest  wave, 
On  its  fair  surface  bore  its  pavement  high  : 
Arabian  gold  enchased  the  crystal  roof, 
With  fluttering  boys  adorn'd  and  girls  unrobed  ; 
These,  when  you  touch  the  quiet  water,  start 
From  their  aerial  sunny  arch,  and  pant 
Entangled  mid  each  other's  flowery  wreaths, 
And  each  pursuing  is  in  turn  pursued. 

Here  came  at  last,  as  ever  wont  at  morn, 
Charoba :  long  she  lingered  at  the  brink, 
Often  she  sigh'd,  and,  naked  as  she  was, 
Sate  down,  and  leaning  on  the  couch's  edge, 
On  the  soft  inward  pillow  of  her  arm 
Rested  her  burning  cheek  :  she  moved  her  eyes ; 
She  blusht ;  and  blushing  plunged  into  the  wave 
Now   brazen  chariots    thunder  through  each 

street, 

And  neighing  steeds  paw  proudly  from  delay. 
While  o'er  the  palace  breathes  the  dulcimer, 
Lute,  and  aspiring  harp,  and  lisping  reed, 
Loud  rush  the  trumpets  bursting  through  the 

throng  10° 

And  urge  the  high-shoulder'd  vulgar;  now  are 

heard 

Curses  and  quarrels  and  constricted  blows, 
Threats  and  defiance  and  suburban  war. 
Hark !  the  reiterated  clangour  sounds ! 
Now  murmurs,  like  the  sea  or  like  the  storm 
Or  like  the  flames  on  forests,  move  and  mount 
From  rank  to  rank,  and  loud  and  louder  roll, 
Till  all  the  people  is  one  vast  applause. 
Yes,  'tis  herself,  Charoba.     Now  the  strife 
To  see  again  a  form  so  often  seen. 
Feel  they  some  partial  pang,  some  secret  void, 
Some  doubt  of  feasting  those  fond  eyes  again  1 
Panting  imbibe  they  that  refreshing  sight 
To  reproduce  in  hour  of  bitterness  ] 
She  goes,  the  king  awaits  her  from  the  camp  : 
Him  she  descried,  and  trembled  ere  he  reacht 
Her  car,  but  shuddered  paler  at  his  voice. 
So  the  pale  silver  at  the  festive  board 
Grows  paler  fill'd  afresh  and  dew'd  with  wine  ; 
So  seems  the  tenderest  herbage  of  the  spring 
To  whiten,  bending  from  a  balmy  gale. 
The  beauteous  queen  alighting  he  received, 
And  sigh'd  to  loose  her  from  his  arms  ;  she  hung 
A  little  longer  on  them  through  her  fears. 
Her  maidens  follow'd  her ;  and  one  that  watcht, 
One  that  had  call'd  her  in  the  morn,  observ'd 
How  virgin  passion  with  unfuel'd  flame 
Burns  into  whiteness,  while  the  blushing  cheek 
Imagination  heats  and  shame  imbues. 

Between  both  nations  drawn  in  ranks  they  pass  :130 
The  priests,  with  linen  ephods,  linen  robes, 
Attend  their  steps,  some  follow,  some  precede, 
Where  clothed  with  purple  intertwined  with  gold 
Two  lofty  thrones  commanded  land  and  main. 


Behind  and  near  them  numerous  were  the  tents 
As  freckled  clouds  o'erfbat  our  vernal  skies, 
Numerous  as  wander  in  warm  moonlight  nights 
Along  Meander's  or  Cayster's  marsh 
Swans  pliant-neckt  and  village  storks  revered. 
Throughout  each  nation  moved  the  hum  confused,140 
Like  that  from  myriad  wings  o'er  Scythian  cups 
Of  frothy  milk,  concreted  soon  with  blood. 
Throughout  the  fields  the  savoury  smoke  ascends, 
And  boughs  and  branches  shade  the  "hides  un- 

broacht. 

Some  roll  the  flowery  turf  into  a  seat, 
And  others  press  the  helmet.     Now  resounds 
The   signal !   queen   and  monarch   mount   the 

thrones. 

The  brazen  clarion  hoarsens :  many  leagues 
Above  them,  many  to  the  south,  the  heron 
Rising  with  hurried  croak  and  throat  outstretcht,160 
Ploughs  up  the  silvering  surface  of  her  plain. 

Tottering  with  age's  zeal  and  mischief's  haste 
Now  was  discover'd  Dalica ;  she  reacht 
The  throne,  she  leant  against  the  pedestal, 
And  now  ascending  stood  before  the  king. 
Prayers  for  his  health  and  safety  she  preferr'd, 
And  o'er  his  head  and  o'er  his  feet  she  threw 
Myrrh,  nard,  and  cassia,  from  three  golden  urns ; 
His  robe  of  native  woof  she  next  removed, 
And  round  his  shoulders  drew  the  garb  accurst,  16° 
And  bow'd  her  head,  departing :  soon  the  queen 
Saw  the  blood  mantle  in  his  manly  cheeks, 
And  fear'd,  and  faltering  sought  her  lost  replies, 
And  blest  the  silence  that  she  wisht  were  broke. 
Alas,  unconscious  maiden  !  night  shall  close, 
And  love  and  sovranty  and  life  dissolve, 
And  Egypt  be  one  desert  drencht  in  blood. 

When  thunder  overhangs  the  fountain-head, 
Losing  its  wonted  freshness  every  stream 
Grows  turbid,  grows  with  sickly  warmth  suffused  :17° 
Thus  were  the  brave  Iberians  when  they  saw 
The  king  of  nations  from  his  throne  descend. 
Scarcely,  with  pace  uneven,  knees  unnerv'd, 
Reacht  he  the  waters  :  in  his  troubled  ear 
They  sounded  murmuring  drearily  ;  they  rose 
Wild,  in  strange  colours,  to  his  parching  eyes ; 
They  seem'd  to  rush  around  him,  seem'd  to  lift 
From  the  receding  earth  his  helpless  feet. 
He  fell  :  Charoba  shriekt  aloud ;  she  ran  ; 
Frantic  with  fears  and  fondness,  mazed  with  woe,180 
Nothing  but  Gebir  dying  she  beheld. 
The  turban  that  betray'd  its  golden  charge 
Within,  the  veil  that  down  her  shoulder  hung, 
All  fallen  at  her  feet !  the  furthest  wave 
Creeping  with  silent  progress  up  the  sand, 
Glided  through  all,  and  rais'd  their  hollow  folds. 
In  vain  they  bore  him  to  the  sea,  in  vain 
Rubb'd  they  his  temples  with  the  briny  warmth  ; 
He  struggled  from  them,  strong  with  agony, 
He  rose  half  up,  he  fell  again,  he  cried 
"  Charoba  !  0  Charoba  !  "  She  embraced 
His  neck,  and  raising  on  her  knee  one  arm, 
Sigh'd  when  it  moved   not,   when  it   fell    she 

shriekt, 

And  clasping  loud  both  hands  above  her  head, 
She  call'd  on  Gebir,  call'd  on  earth,  on  heaven, 


502 


GEBIH. 


"  Who  will  believe  me  ?  what  shall  I  protest  ? 
How  innocent,  thus  wretched  ?  God  of  Gods, 
Strike  me  .  .  who  most  offend  thee  most  defy  .  . 
Charoba  most  offends  thee  :  strike  me,  hurl 
From  this  accursed  land,  this  faithless  throne.  20° 
0  Dalica  !  see  here  the  royal  feast ! 
See  here  the  gorgeous  robe  !  you  little  thought 
How  have  the  demons  dyed  that  robe  with  death. 
Where  are  ye,  dear  fond  parents !  when  ye  heard 
My  feet  in  childhood  pat  the  palace-floor, 
Ye  started  forth  and  kist  away  surprise  : 
Will  ye  now  meet  me  1  how,  and  where,  and  when? 
And  must  I  fill  your  bosom  with  toy  tears, 
And,  what  I  never  have  done,  with  your  own  I 
Why  have  the  Gods  thus  punisht   me?    what 

harm 

Have  ever  I  done  them?  have  I  profaned 
Their  temples,  askt  too  little,  or  too  much  ? 
Proud  if  they  granted,  griev'd  if  they  withheld  ? 
0  mother  !  stand  between  your  child  and  them  ! 
Appease  them,  soothe  them,  soften  their  revenge, 
Melt  them  to  pity  with  maternal  tears. 
Alas,  but  if  you  can  not !  they  themselves 
Will  then  want  pity  rather  than  your  child. 
0  Gebir !  best  of  monarchs,  best  of  men, 
What  realm  hath  ever  thy  firm  even  hand       2SO 
Or  lost  by  feebleness  or  held  by  force  ? 
Behold  thy  cares  and  perils  how  repaid ! 
Behold  the  festive  day,  the  nuptial  hour  ! " 

Thus  raved  Charoba :  horror,  grief,  amaze, 
Pervaded  all  the  host ;  all  eyes  were  fixt ; 
All  stricken  motionless  and  mute :  the  feast 
Was  like  the  feast  of  Cepheus,  when  the  sword 
Of  Phineus,  white  with  wonder,  shook  restrain'd, 
And  the  hilt  rattled  in  his  marble  hand. 
She  heard  not,  saw  not,  every  sense  was  gone  ;  23° 
One  passion  banisht  all ;  dominion,  praise, 
The  world  itself,  was  nothing.    Senseless  man  ! 
What  would  thy  fancy  figure  now  from  worlds  ? 
There  is  no  world  to  those  that  grieve  and  love. 
She  hung  upon  his  bosom,  prest  his  lips, 
Breath'd,  and  would  feign  it  his  that  she  resorb'd, 
She  chafed  the  feathery  softness  of  hia  veins, 


That  swell'd  out  black,  like  tendrils  round  their 

vase 

After  libation  :  lo !  he  moves  !  he  groans ! 
He  seems  to  struggle  from  the  grasp  of  death  I240 
Charoba  shriekt  and  fell  away,  her  hand 
Still  clasping  his,  a  sudden  blush  o'erspread 
Her  pallid  humid  cheek,  and  disappear'd. 
'Twas  not  the  blush  of  shame  ;  what  shame  has 

woe? 

'Twas  not  the  genuine  ray  of  hope ;  it  flasht 
With  shuddering  glimmer  through  unscatter'd 

clouds, 
It  flasht  from  passions  rapidly  opposed. 

Never  so  eager,  when  the  world  was  waves, 
Stood  the  less  daughter  of  the  ark,  and  tried 
(Innocent  this  temptation !)  to  recall 
With  folded  vest  and  casting  arm  the  dove  ; 
Never  so  fearful,  when  amid  the  vines 
Rattled  the  hail,  and  when  the  light  of  heaven 
Closed,  since  the  wreck  of  Nature,  first  eclipst, 
As  she  was  eager  for  his  life's  return, 
As  she  was  fearful  how  his  groans  might  end. 
They  ended  :  cold  and  languid  calm  succeeds ; 
His  eyes  have  lost  their  lustre,  but  his  voice 
Is  not  unheard,  though  short:  he  spake  these 

words. 

"  And  weepest  thou,  Charoba  !  shedding  tears260 
More  precious  than  the  jewels  that  surround 
The  neck  of  kings  entomb'd !   then  weep,  fair 

queen, 

At  once  thy  pity  and  my  pangs  assuage. 
Ah  !  what  is  grandeur  ?  glory  ?  they  are  past ! 
When  nothing  else,  not  life  itself,  remains, 
Still  the  fond  mourner  may  be  call'd  our  own. 
Should  I  complain  of  Fortune  ?  how  she  errs, 
Scattering  her  bounty  upon  barren  ground, 
Slow  to  allay  the  lingering  thirst  of  toil  ? 
Fortune,  'tis  true,  may  err,  may  hesitate, 
Death  follows  close  nor  hesitates  nor  errs.- 
I  feel  the  stroke  !  I  die  ! "  He  would  extend 
His  dying  arm  :  it  fell  upon  his  breast  ; 
Cold  sweat  and  shivering  ran  o'er  every  limb, 
His  eyes  grew  stiff,  he  struggled,  and  expired. 


ACTS   AND    SCENES. 


COUNT  JULIAN. 

None  of  these  poems  of  a  dramatic  form  were  offered  to  the  stage,  being  no  better  than  Imaginary  Conversations 

in  metre. 


CHARACTERS. 

COUNT  JULIAN.  RODERIGO,  King  of  Spain.  OPAS,  Metro- 
politan of  Seville.  SISABERT,  betrothed  to  COVILLA. 
MUZA,  Prince  of  Mauritania.  ABDALAZIS,  son  of  MUZA. 
TARIK,  Moorish  Chieftain.  COVILLA.,*  daughter  of 
JULIAN.  EGiLONA,«n/e  o/ RODERIGO.  HBRNANDO,  OSMA: 
RAMIBO,  &c.,  Officers. 


FIRST  ACT  :  FIRST  SCENE. 
Camp  of  Julian. 
OPAS.    JULIAN. 

Opas.  See  her,  Count  Julian ;  if  thoulovest  God, 
See  thy  lost  child. 

Julian.  I  have  avenged  me,  Opas, 

More  than  enough  :  I  only  sought  to  hurl 
The  brands  of  war  on  one  detested  head, 
And  die  upon  his  ruin.     0  my  country  ! 
O  lost  to  honour,  to  thyself,  to  me, 
Why  on  barbarian  hands  devolves  thy  cause, 
Spoilers,  blasphemers ! 

Opas.  Is  it  thus,  Don  Julian, 

When  thy  own  offspring,  that  beloved  child 
For  whom  alone  these  very  acts  were  done 
By  them  and  thee,  when  thy  Covilla  stands 
An  outcast  and  a  suppliant  at  thy  gate, 
Why  that  still  stubborn  agony  of  soul, 
Those  struggles  with  the  bars  thyself  imposed  1 
Is  she  not  thine?  not  dear  to  thee  as  ever] 

Julian.  Father  of  mercies !   show  me  none, 
whene'er 


*  The  daughter  of  Count  Julian  is  usually  called 
Plorinda.  The  city  of  Covilla,  it  is  reported,  was  named 
after  her.  Here  is  no  improbability :  there  would  be  a 
gross  one  in  deriving  the  word,  as  is  also  pretended,  from 
La  Cava.  Cities,  in  adopting  a  name,  bear  it  usually  as  a 
testimony  of  victories  or  as  an  augury  of  virtues.  Small 
and  obscure  places  occasionally  receive  what  their  neigh- 
bours throw  against  them ;  as  Puerto  de  la  mala  muger 
in  Murcia :  but  a  generous  people  would  affix  no  stigma 
to  innocence  and  misfortune.  It  is  remarkable  that  the 
most  important  era  in  Spanish  history  should  be  the  most 
obscure.  This  is  propitious  to  the  poet,  and  above  all  to 
the  tragedian.  Few  characters  of  such  an  era  can  be 
glaringly  misrepresented,  few  facts  offensively  perverted. 


The  wrongs  she  suffers  cease  to  wring  my  heart, 
Or  I  seek  solace  ever,  but  in  death. 

Opas.  What  wilt  thou  do  then,  too  unhappy  man? 

Julian.  What  have  I  done  already?  All  my  peace 
Has  vanisht ;  my  fair  fame  in  aftertime 
Will  wear  an  alien  and  uncomely  form, 
Seen  o'er  the  cities  I  have  laid  in  dust, 
Countrymen  slaughtered,  friends  abjured  ! 

Opas.  And  faith? 

Julian.  Alone  now  left  me,  filling  up  in  part 
The  narrow  and  waste  intervals  of  grief : 
It  promises  that  I  shall  see  again 
My  own  lost  child. 

Opas.  Yes,  at  this  very  hour. 

Julian.  Till  I  have  met  the  tyrant  face  to  face, 
And  gain'd  a  conquest  greater  than  the  last; 
Till  he  no  longer  rules  one  rood  of  Spain, 
And  not  one  Spaniard,  not  one  enemy, 
The  least  relenting,  flags  upon  his  flight ; 
Till  we  are  equal  in  the  eyes  of  men, 
The  humblest  and  most  wretched  of  our  kind, 
No  peace  for  me,  no  comfort,  no  . .  no  child  ! 

Opas.  No  pity  for  the  thousands  fatherless, 
The  thousands  childless  like  thyself,  nay  more, 
The  thousands  friendless,  helpless,  comfortless  . . 
Such  thou  wilt  make  them,  little  thinking  so, 
Who  now  perhaps,  round  their  first  winter  fire, 
Banish,  to  talk  of  thee,  the  tales  of  old,. 
Shedding  true  honest  tears  for  thee  unknown : 
Precious  be  these  and  sacred  in  thy  sight, 
Mingle  them  not  with  blood  from  hearts  thus  kind. 
If  only  warlike  spirits  were  evoked 
By  the  war-demon,  I  would  not  complain, 
Or  dissolute  and  discontented  men ; 
But  wherefore  hurry  down  into  the  square 
The  neighbourly,  saluting,  warm-clad  race, 
Who  would  not  injure  us,  and  can  not  serve ; 
Who,  from  their  short  and  measured  slumber  risen, 
In  the  faint  sunshine  of  their  balconies, 
With  a  half-legend  of  a  martyrdom 
And  some  weak  wine  and  withered  grapes  before 

them, 

Note  by  their  foot  the  wheel  of  melody 
That  catches  and  rolls  on  the  Sabbath  dance. 


504 


To  drag  the  steady  prop  from  failing  age, 
Break  the  young  stem  that  fondness  twines  around, 
Widen  the  solitude  of  lonely  sighs, 
And  scatter  to  the  broad  bleak  wastes  of  day 
The  ruins  and  the  phantoms  that  replied, 
Ne'er  be  it  thine. 
Julian.  Arise,  and  save  me,  Spain ! 


COUNT  JULIAN.  [ACT  x. 

FIRST  ACT :  THIRD  SCENE. 
Guard  announces  a  Herald.    OPAS  departs. 
Guard.  A  messager  of  peace  is  at  the  gate, 


FIRST  ACT :  SECOND  SCENE. 

MUZA  enters. 

Muza.  Infidel  chief,  thou  tarriest  here  too  long, 
And  art  perhaps  repining  at  the  days 
Of  nine  continued  victories  o'er  men 
Dear  to  thy  soul,  tho'  reprobate  and  base. 
Away !  [He  retires. 

Julian.  I  follow.     Could  my  bitterest  foes 
Hear  this !  ye  Spaniards,  this  !  which  I  foreknew 
And  yet  encounter'd ;  could  they  see  your  Julian 
Receiving  orders  from  and  answering 
These  desperate  and  heaven-abandoned  slaves, 
They  might  perceive  some  few  external  pangs, 
Some  glimpses  of  the  hell  wherein  I  move, 
Who  never  have  been  fathers. 

Opas.  These  are  they 

To  whom  brave  Spaniards  must  refer  their  wrongs ! 

Julian.  Muza,  that  cruel  and  suspicious  chief, 
Distrusts  his  friends  more  than  his  enemies, 
Me  more  than  either  ;  fraud  he  loves  and  fears, 
And  watches  her  still  footfall  day  and  night. 

Opas.  0  Julian  !  such  a  refuge  !  such  a  race ! 

Julian. .  .  Calamities  like  mine  alone  implore. 
No  virtues  have  redeem'd  them  from  their  bonds; 
Wily  ferocity,  keen  idleness, 
And  the  close  cringes  of  ill-whispering  want, 
Educate  them  to  plunder  and  obey  : 
Active  to  serve  him  best  whom  most  they  fear, 
They  show  no  mercy  to  the  merciful, 
And  racks  alone  remind  them  of  the  name. 

Opas.  0  everlasting  curse  for  Spain  and  thee ! 

Julian.  Spain  should  have  vindicated  then  her 

wrongs 
In  mine,  a  Spaniard's  and  a  soldier's  wrongs. 

Opas.  Julian,  are  thine  the  only  wrongs  on 

earth1? 

And  shall  each  Spaniard  rather  vindicate 
Thine  than  his  own  ?  is  there  no  Judge  of  all  ? 
Shall  mortal  hand  seize  with  impunity 
The  sword  of  vengeance  from  the  armoury 
Of  the  Most  High  ]  easy  to  wield,  and  starred 
With  glory  it  appears ;  but  all  the  host 
Of  the  archangels,  should  they  strive  at  once, 
Would  never  close  again  its  widening  blade. 

Julian.  He  who  provokesit  hath  so  much  to  rue. 
Where'er  he  turn,  whether  to  earth  or  heaven, 
He  finds  an  enemy,  or  raises  one. 

Opas.  I  never  yet  have  seen  where  long  success 
Hath  followed  him  who  warred  upon  his  king. 

Julian.    Because  the  virtue  that  inflicts  the 

stroke 

Dies  with  him,  and  the  rank  ignoble  heads 
Of  plundering  faction  soon  unite  again, 
And  prince-protected  share  the  spoil  at  rest. 


My  lord,  safe  access,  private  audience, 
And  free  return,  he  claims. 
Julian.  Conduct  him  in. 

RODEKIGO  enters  as  a  herald. 
A  messager  of  peace  !  audacious  man  ! 
In  what  attire  appearest  thou  1  a  herald's  ? 
Under  no  garb  can  such  a  wretch  be  safe. 

Roderigo.  Thy  violence  and  fancied  wrongs  I 

know, 

And  what  thy  sacrilegious  hands  would  do, 
0  traitor  and  apostate ! 

Julian.  What  they  would 

They  can  not :  thee  of  kingdom  and  of  life 
'Tis  easy  to  despoil,  thyself  the  traitor, 
Thyself  the  viola'tor  of  allegiance. 

0  would  all-righteous  Heaven  they  could  restore 
The  joy  of  innocence,  the  calm  of  age, 

The  probity  of  manhood,  pride  of  arms, 
And  confidence  of  honour  !  the  august 
And  holy  laws  trampled  beneath  thy  feet, 
And  Spain  !  0  parent,  I  have  lost  thee  too  ! 
Yes,  thou  wilt  curse  me  in  thy  latter  days, 
Me,  thine  avenger.     I  have  fought  her  foe, 
Roderigo,  I  have  gloried  in  her  sons, 
Sublime  in  hardihood  and  piety : 
Her  strength  was  mine  :  I,  sailing  by  her  clifis, 
By  promontory  after  promontory, 
Opening  like  flags  along  some  castle-tower, 
Have  sworn  before  the  cross  upon  our  mast 
Ne'er  shall  invader  wave  his  standard  there. 

Roderigo.  Yet  there  thou  plantest  it,  false  man, 
thyself. 

Julian.    Accursed    he  who    makes    me  this 

reproach, 
And  made  it  just !  Had  I  been  happy  still, 

1  had  been  blameless  :  I  had  died  with  glory 
Upon  the  walls  of  Ceuta. 

Roderigo.  Which  thy  treason 

Surrendered  to  the  Infidel. 

Julian.  'Tis  hard 

And  base  to  live  beneath  a  conqueror ; 
Yet,  amid  all  this  grief  and  infamy, 
'Twere  something  to  have  rusht  upon  the  ranks 
In  their  advance  ;  'twere  something  to  have  stood 
Defeat,  discomfiture,  and,  when  around 
No  beacon  blazes,  no  far  axle  groans 
Thro'  the  wide  plain,  no  sound  of  sustenance 
Or  succour  soothes  the  still-believing  ear, 
To  fight  upon  the  last  dismantled  tower, 
And  yield  to  valour,  if  we  yield  at  all. 
But  rather  should  my  neck  lie  trampled  down 
By  every  Saracen  and  Moor  on  earth, 
Than  my  own  country  see  her  laws  o'erturn'd 
By  those  who  should  protect  them.    Sir,  no  prince 
Shall  ruin  Spain,  and,  least  of  all,  her  own. 
Is  any  just  or  glorious  act  in  view, 
Your  oaths  forbid  it :  is  your  avarice, 
Or,  if  there  be  such,  any  viler  passion 
To  have  its  giddy  range  and  to  be  gorged, 


SCENE  IV.] 


COUNT  JULIAN. 


505 


It  rises  over  all  your  sacraments, 

A  hooded  mystery,  holier  than  they  all. 

Roderigo.  Hear  me,  Don  Julian ;  I  have  heard 

thy  wrath 
Who  am  thy  king,  nor  heard  man's  wrath  before. 

Julian.  Thou  shalt  hear  mine,  for  thou  art  not 
my  king. 

Roderigo.  Knowest  thou  not  the  altered  face 

of  war  ? 

Xeres  is  ours  ;  from  every  region  round 
True  loyal  Spaniards  throng  into  our  camp  : 
Nay,  thy  own  friends  and  thy  own  family, 
From  the  remotest  provinces,  advance 
To  crush  rebellion :  Sisabert  is  come, 
Disclaiming  thee  and  thine ;  the  Asturian  hills 
Oppose  to  him  their  icy  chains  in  vain : 
But  never  wilt  thou  see  him,  never  more, 
Unless  in  adverse  war  and  deadly  hate. 

Julian.  So  lost  to  me !  so  generous,  so  deceived ! 
I  grieve  to  hear  it. 

Roderigo.  Come,  I  offer  grace, 

Honour,  dominion  :  send  away  these  slaves, 
Or  leave  them  to  our  sword,  and  all  beyond 
The  distant  Ebro  to  the  towns  of  France 
Shall  bless  thy  name  and  bend  before  thy  throne. 
I  will  myself  accompany  thee,  I, 
The  king,  will  hail  thee  brother. 

Julian.  Ne'er  shalt  thou 

Henceforth  be  king :  the  nation  in  thy  name 
May  issue  edicts,  champions  may  command 
The  vassal  multitudes  of  marshal'd  war, 
And  the  fierce  charger  shrink  before  the  shouts, 
Lower'd  as  if  earth  had  open'd  at  his  feet, 
While  thy  mail'd  semblance  rises  tow'rd  the  ranks, 
But  God  alone  sees  thee. 

Roderigo.  What  hopest  thou  1 

To  conquer  Spain,  and  rule  a  ravaged  land  1 
To  compass  me  around  ]  to  murder  me  1 

Julian.    No,  Don  Roderigo :   swear  thou,  in 

the  fight 

That  thou  wilt  meet  me,  hand  to  hand,  alone, 
That,  if  I  ever  save  thee  from  a  foe . . 

Roderigo.  I  swear  what  honour  asks.     First,  to 

Covilla 
Do  thou  present  my  crown  and  dignity. 

Julian.  Darest  thou  offer  any  price  for  shame] 

Roderigo.  Love  and  repentance. 

Julian.  Egilona  lives ; 

And  were  she  buried  with  her  ancestors, 
Covilla  should  not  be  the  gaze  of  men, 
Should  not,  despoil'd  of  honour,  rule  the  free. 

Roderigo.  Stern  man !  her  virtues  well  deserve 
the  throne. 

Julian.  And  Egilona,  what  hath  she  deserv'd, 
The  good,  the  lovely  ] 

Roderigo.  But  the  realm  in  vain 

Hoped  a  succession. 

Julian.  Thou  hast  torn  away 

The  roots  of  royalty. 

Roderigo.  For  her,  for  thee. 

Julian.  Blind  insolence  !  base  insincerity  ! 
Power  and  renown  no  mortal  ever  shared 
Who  could  retain  or  grasp  them  to  himself : 
And,  for  Covilla  1  patience!  peace!  for  her? 


She  call  upon  her  God,  and  outrage  him 

At  his  own  altar !  she  repeat  the  vows 

She  violates  in  repeating  !  who  abhors 

Thee  and  thy  crimes,  and  wants  no  crown  of  thine. 

Force  may  compell  the  abhorrent  soul,  or  want 

Lash  and  pursue  it  to  the  public  ways ; 

Virtue  looks  back  and  weeps,  and  may  return 

To  these,  but  never  near  the  abandon'd  one 

Who  drags  religion  to  adultery's  feet, 

And  rears  the  altar  higher  for  her  sake. 

Roderigo.  Have  then  the  Saracens  possest  thee 

quite  ? 
And  wilt  thou  never  yield  me  thy  consent  1 

Julian.  Never. 

Roderigo.  So  deep  in  guilt,  in  treachery! 

Forced  to  acknowledge  it !  forced  to  avow 
The  traitor ! 

Julian.         Not  to  thee,  who  reignest  not, 
But  to  a  country  ever  dear  to  me, 
And  dearer  now  than  ever !    What  we  love 
Is  loveliest  in  departure  !    One  I  thought, 
As  every  father  thinks,  the  best  of  all, 
Graceful  and  mSd  and  sensible  and  chaste : 
Now  all  these  qualities  of  form  and  soul 
Fade  from  before  me,  nor  on  anyone 
Can  I  repose,  or  be  consoled  by  any. 
And  yet  in  this  torn  heart  I  love  her  more 
Than  I  could  love  her  when  I  dwelt  on  each, 
Or  claspt  them  all  united,  and  thankt  God, 
Without  a  wish  beyond.    Away,  thou  fiend  ! 

0  ignominy,  last  and  worst  of  all ! 

1  weep  before  thee . .  like  a  child . .  like  mine  . . 
And  tell  my  woes,  fount  of  them  all !  to  thee ! 


FIEST  ACT :  FOURTH  SCENE. 

ABDALAZIS  enters. 
Abdalazis.    Julian,  to  thee,  the  terror  of  the 

faithless, 

I  bring  my  father's  order  to  prepare 
For  the  bright  day  that  crowns  thy  brave  exploits. 
Our  enemy  is  at  the  very  gate, 
And  art  thou  here,  with  women  in  thy  train, 
Crouching  to  gain  admittance  to  their  lord, 
And  mourning  the  unkindness  of  delay  ! 
Julian,  (agitated,  goes  toward  the  door,  and 

returns.)  I  am  prepared :  Prince,  judge  not 

hastily. 
Abdalazis.  Whether  I  should  not  promise  all 

they  ask, 

I  too  could  hesitate,  though  earlier  taught 
The  duty  to  obey,  and  should  rejoice 
To  shelter  in  the  universal  storm 
A  frame  so  delicate,  so  full  of  fears, 
So  little  used  to  outrage  and  to  arms, 
As  one  of  these,  so  humble,  so  uncheer'd 
At  the  gay  pomp  that  smooths  the  track  of  war. 
When  she  beheld  me  from  afar  dismount, 
And  heard  my  trumpet,  she  alone  drew  back, 
And,  as  though  doubtful  of  the  help  she  seeks, 
Shudder'd  to  see  the  jewels  on  my  brow, 
And  turn'd  her  eyes  away,  and  wept  aloud. 
The  other  stood  awhile,  and  then  advanced  : 


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COUNT  JULIAN. 


[  ACT  II. 


I  would  have  spoken ;  but  she  waved  her  hand 
And  said,  "  Proceed,  protect  us,  and  avenge, 
And  be  thou  worthier  of  the  crown  thou  wearest." 
Hopeful  and  happy  is  indeed  our  cause, 
When  the  most  timid  of  the  lovely  hail 
Stranger  and  foe. 

Boderigo  (unnoticed  by  Abdalazis).  And  shrink 
but  to  advance. 

Abdcdazis.  Thou  tremblest  1  whence,  0  Julian ! 

whence  this  change] 
Thou  lovest  still  thy  country. 

Julian.  Abdalazis! 

All  men  with  human  feelings  love  their  country. 
Not  the  highborn  or  wealthy  man  alone, 
Who  looks  upon  his  children,  each  one  led 
By  its  gay  handmaid  from  the  high  alcove, 
And  hears  them  once  a-day ;  not  only  he 
Who  hath  forgotten,  when  his  guest  inquires 
The  name  of  some  far  village  all  his  own ; 
Whose  rivers  bound  the  province,  and  whose  hills 
Touch  the  last  cloud  upon  the  level  sky : 
No ;  better  men  still  better  love  their  country. 
'Tis  the  old  mansion  of  their  earliest  friends, 
The  chapel  of  their  first  and  best  devotions. 
When  violence  or  perfidy  invades, 
Or  when  unworthy  lords  hold  wassail  there, 
And  wiser  heads  are  drooping  round  its  moats, 
At  last  they  fix  their  steady  and  stiff  eye 
There,  there  alone,  stand  while  the  trumpet  blows, 
And  view  the  hostile  flames  above  its  towers 
Spire,  with  a  bitter  and  severe  delight. 

Abdalazis  (taking  his  hand).  Thou  feelestwhat 

thou  speakest,  and  thy  Spain 
Will  ne'er  be  shelter'd  from  her  fate  by  thee. 
We,  whom  the  Prophet  sends  o'er  many  lands, 
Love  none  above  another ;  Heaven  assigns 
Their  fields  and  harvests  to  our  valiant  swords, 
And  'tis  enough  :  we  love  while  we  enjoy. 
Whence  is  the  man  in  that  fantastic  guise  1 
Suppliant  ]  or  herald  ?  he  who  stalks  about, 
And  once  was  even  seated  while  we  spoke  : 
For  never  came  he  with  us  o'er  the  sea. 

Julian.  He  comes  as  herald. 

Roderigo.  Thou  shalt  know  full  soon, 

Insulting  Moor ! 

Abdalazis.         He  ill  endures  the  grief 
His  country  suffers  :  I  will  pardon  him. 
He  lost  his  courage  first,  and  then  his  mind ; 
His  courage  rushes  back,  his  mind  yet  wanders. 
The  guest  of  heaven  was  piteous  to  these  men, 
And  princes  stoop  to  feed  them  in  their  courts. 


FIRST  ACT  :  FIFTH  SCENE. 

RODERICK)  is  going  :  MUZA  enters  with  EGILONA  : 

RODERIGO  starts  back. 
Muza  (sternly  to  EGILONA).  Enter,  since 'tis  the 

custom  in  this  land. 
Egilona  (passing  MUZA,  points  to  ABDALAZIS.) 

Is  this  our  future  monarch,  or  art  thou  ? 
Julian.  'Tis  Abdalazis,  son  of  Muza,  prince 
Commanding  Africa,  from  Abyla 
To  where  Tunisian  pilots  bend  the  eye 


O'er  ruin'd  temples  in  the  glassy  wave. 
Till  quiet  times  and  ancient  laws  return 
He  comes  to  govern  here. 

Boderigo.  To-morrow's  dawn 

Proves  that. 

Muza.        What  art  thou  ? 

Boderigo  (drawing  his  sword).  Bang. 

A  bdalazis.  Amazement ! 

Muza.  Treason ! 

Egilona.  0  horror ! 

Muza.  Seize  him. 

Egilona.  Spare  him !  fly  to  me ! 

Julian.   Urge  me  not  to  protect  a  guest,  a 

herald, 
The  blasts  of  war  roar  over  him  unfelt. 

Egilona.  Ah  fly,  unhappy  ! 

Boderigo.  Fly  !  no,  Egilona  ! 

Dost  thou  forgive  me  ?  dost  thou  love  me  1  still  ] 

Egilona.  I  hate,  abominate,  abhor  thee . .  go, 
Or  my  own  vengeance . . 

RODERIGO  (takes  JULIAN'S  hand ;  invites  him  to 
attack  MUZA  and  ABDALAZIS.)  Julian ! 

Julian.  Hence,  or  die. 


SECOND  ACT :  FIRST  SCENE. 

Camp  of  JULIAN. 
JULIAN  and  COVILLA. 

Julian.  Obdurate?  I  am  not  as  I  appear. 
Weep,  my  beloved  child  !  Covilla,  weep 
Into  my  bosom ;  every  drop  be  mine 
Of  this  most  bitter  soul-empoisoning  cup  : 
Into  no  other  bosom  than  thy  father's 
Canst  thou  or  wouldst  thou  pour  it. 

Covitta.  Cease,  my  lord, 

My  father,  angel  of  my  youth,  when  all 
Was  innocence  and  peace. 

Julian.  Arise,  my  love, 

Look  up  to  heaven  .  .  where  else  are  souls  like 

thine ! 

Mingle  in  sweet  communion  with  its  children, 
Trust  in  its  providence,  its  retribution, 
And  I  will  cease  to  mourn ;  for,  0  my  child, 
These  tears  corrode,  but  thine  assuage,  the  heart. 

Covilla,.  And  never  shall  I  see  my  mother  too, 
My  own,  my  blessed  mother? 

Julian.  Thou  shalt  see 

Her  and  thy  brothers. 

Covilla.  No  !  I  can  not  look 

On  them,  I  can  not  meet  their  lovely  eyes, 
I  can  not  lift  mine  up  from  under  theirs. 
We  all  were  children  when  they  went  away ; 
They  now  have  fought  hard  battles,  and  are  men, 
And  camps  and  kings  they  know,  and  woes  and 

crimes. 

Sir,  will  they  never  venture  from  the  walls 
Into  the  plain  1    Remember,  they  are  young, 
Hardy  and  emulous  and  hazardous, 
And  who  is  left  to  guard  them  in  the  town  1 

Julian.   Peace  is  throughout  the  land:  the 

various  tribes 

Of  that  vast  region  sink  at  once  to  rest, 
Like  one  wide  wood  when  every  wind  lies  husht. 


SCENE   II.] 


COUNT  JULIAN. 


507 


Covilla.   And  war,  in  all  its  fury,  roams  o'er 
Spain ! 

Julian.   Alas !  and  will  for  ages  :  crimes  are 

loose 

At  which  ensanguined  War  stands  shuddering, 
And  calls  for  vengeance  from  the>  powers  above, 
Impatient  of  inflicting  it  himself. 
Nature  in  these  new  horrors  is  aghast 
At  her  own  progeny,  and  knows  them  not. 
I  am  the  minister  of  wrath  ;  the  hands 
That  tremble  at  me,  shall  applaud  me  too, 
And  seal  their  condemnation. 
•   Covilla.  0  kind  father, 

Pursue  the  guilty,  but  remember  Spain. 

Julian.  Child,  thou  wert  in  thy  nursery  short 

time  since, 

And  latterly  hast  past  the  vacant  hour 
Where  the  familiar  voice  of  history 
Is  hardly  known,  however  nigh,  attuned 
In  softer  accents  to  the  sickened  ear ; 
But  thou  hast  heard,  for  nurses  tell  these  tales, 
Whether  I  drew  my  sword  for  Witiza 
Abandoned  by  the  people  he  betrayed, 
Tho'  brother  to  the  woman  who  of  all 
Was  ever  dearest  to  this  broken  heart, 
Till  thou,  my  daughter,  wert  a  prey  to  grief, 
And  a  brave  country  brookt  the  wrongs  I  bore. 
For  I  had  seen  Rusilla  guide  the  steps 
Of  her  Theodofred,  when  burning  brass 
Plunged  its  fierce  fang  into  the  fount  of  light, 
And  Witiza's  the  guilt !  when,  bent  with  age, 
He  knew  the  voice  again,  and  told  the  name 
Of  those  whose  proffer'd  fortunes  had  been  laid 
Before  his  throne,  while  happiness  was  there, 
And  strain'd  the   sightless  nerve  tow'rd  where 

they  stood, 

At  the  forced  memory  of  the  very  oaths 
He  heard  renew'd  from  each,  but  heard  afar, 
For  they  were  loud,  and  him  the  throng  spurn'd 
off. 

Covilla.  Who  were  all  these  ? 

Julian.  All  who  are  seen  to-day 

On  prancing  steeds  richly  caparisoned 
In  loyal  acclamation  round  Roderigo ; 
Their  sons  beside  them,  loving  one  another 
Unfeignedly,  thro'  joy,  while  they  themselves 
In  mutual  homage  mutual  scorn  suppress. 
Their  very  walls  and  roofs  are  welcoming 
The  king's  approach,  their  storied  tapestry 
Swells  its  rich  arch  for  him  triumphantly 
At  every  clarion  blowing  from  below. 

Covilla.  Such  wicked  men  will  never  leave  his 
side. 

Julian.  For  they  are  insects  which  see  nought 

beyond 
Where    they  now   crawl;    whose    changes    are 

complete, 
Unless  of  habitation. 

Covilla.  Whither  go 

Creatures  unfit  for  better  or  for  worse  ] 

Julian.  Some  to  the  grave,  where  peace  be  with 

them !  some 

Across  the  Pyrenean  mountains  far, 
Into  the  plains  of  France ;  suspicion  there 


Will  hang  on  every  step  from  rich  and  poor, 
Grey  quickly-glancing  eyes  will  wrinkle  round 
And  courtesy  will  watch  them,  day  and  night. 
Shameless  they  are,  yet  will  they  blush  amid 
A  nation  that  ne'er  blushes  :  some  will  drag 
The  captive's  chain,  repair  the  shatter'd  bark, 
Or  heave  it  from  a  quicksand  to  the  shore 
Among  the  marbles  of  the  Lybian  coast, 
Teach  patience  to  the  lion  in  his  cage, 
And,  by  the  order  of  a  higher  slave, 
Hold  to  the  elephant  their  scanty  fare 
To  please  the  children  while  the  parent  sleeps. 

Covilla.  Spaniards'?   must  they,    dear    father, 
lead  such  lives  1 

Julian.  All  are  not  Spaniards  who  draw  breath 

in  Spain, 

Those  are,  who  live  for  her,  who  die  for  her, 
Who  love  her  glory  and  lament  her  fall. 

0  may  I  too  .  . 

Covilla.  But  peacefully,  and  late, 

Live  and  die  here ! 

Julian.  I  have,  alas  !  myself 

Laid  waste  the  hopes  where  my  fond  fancy  stray'd, 
And  view  their  ruins  with  unalter'd  eyes. 

Covilla.  My  mother  will  at  last  return  to  you. 
Might  I  once  more,  but . .  could  I  now?  behold  her. 
Tell  her . .  ah  me !  what  was  my  rash  desire  ? 
No,  never  tell  her  these  inhuman  things, 
For  they  would  waste  her  tender  heart  away 
As  they  waste  mine ;  or  tell  when  I  have  died, 
Only  to  show  her  that  her  every  care 
Could  not  have  saved,  could  not  have  comforted ; 
That  she  herself,  clasping  me  once  again 
To  her  sad  breast,  had  said,  Covilla  !  go, 
Go,  hide  them  in  the  bosom  of  thy  God ! 
Sweet  mother !  that  far-distant  voice  I  hear, 
And,  passing  out  of  youth  and  out  of  life, 

1  would  not  turn  at  last,  and  disobey. 


SECOND  ACT:  SECOND  SCENE. 
SISABERT  enters. 

Sisabert.  Uncle,  and  is  it  true,  say,  can  it  be, 
That  thou  art  leader  of  these  faithless  Moors? 
That  thou  impeachest  thy  own  daughter's  fame 
Thro'  the  whole  land,  to  seize  upon  the  throne 
By  the  permission  of  these  recreant  slaves  ? 
What  shall  I  call  thee?    art  thou,  speak  Count 

Julian, 
A  father,  or  a  soldier,  or  a  man  1 

Julian.  All,  or  this  day  had  never  seen  me  here. 

Sisabert.  0  falsehood  !  worse  than  woman's  ! 

Covilla.  Once,  my  cousin, 

Far  gentler  words  were  utter'd  from  your  lips. 
If  you  loved  me,  you  loved  my  father  first, 
More  justly  and  more  steadily,  ere  love 
Was  passion  and  illusion  and  deceit. 

Sisabert.  I  boast  not  that  I  never  was  deceived, 
Covilla,  which  beyond  all  boasts  were  base, 
Nor  that  I  never  loved ;  let  this  be  thine. 
Illusions !  just  to  stop  us,  not  delay, 
Amuse,  not  occupy  !    Too  true  !  when  love 
Scatters  its  brilliant  foam,  and  passes  on 


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COUNT  JULIAN. 


[ACT  n. 


To  some  fresh  object  in  its  natural  course, 

Widely  and  openly  and  wanderingly, 

'Tis  better :  narrow  it,  and  it  pours  its  gloom 

In  one  fierce  cataract  that  stuns  the  soul. 

Ye  hate  the  wretch  ye  make  so,  while  ye  choose 

Whoever  knows  you  best  and  shuns  you  most. 

Covilla.  Shun  me  then  :  be  beloved  more  and 

more. 

Honour  the  hand  that  show'd  you  honour  first, 
Love . .  0  my  father !  speak,  proceed,  persuade, 
Your  voice  alone  can  utter  it . .  another. 

Sisabert.  Ah  lost  Covilla!  can  a  thirst  of  power 
Alter  thy  heart  thus  to  abandon  mine, 
And  change  my  very  nature  at  one  blow  ? 

Covilla.  I  told  you,  dearest  Sisabert,  'twas  vain 
To  urge  me  more,  to  question  or  confute. 

Sisabert.  I  know  it,  for  another  wears  the  crown 
Of  Witiza  my  father ;  who  succeeds 
To  king  Eoderigo  will  succeed  to  me. 
Yet  thy  cold  perfidy  still  calls  me  dear, 
And  o'er  my  aching  temples  breathes  one  gale 
Of  days  departed  to  return  no  more. 

Julian.  Young  man,  avenge  our  cause. 

Sisabert.  .        What  cause  avenge  ? 

Covilla.  If  I  was  ever  dear  to  you,  hear  me, 
Not  vengeance  ;  heaven  will  give  that  signal  soon. 

0  Sisabert,  the  pangs  I  have  endured 
On  your  long  absence  .  . 

Sisabert.  Will  be  now  consoled. 

Thy  father  comes  to  mount  my  father's  throne  ; 
But  though  I  would  not  a  usurper  king, 

1  prize  his  valour  and  defend  his  crown : 
No  stranger  and  no  traitor  rules  o'er  me, 
Or  unchastised  inveigles  humble  Spain. 
Covilla,  gavest  thou  no  promises  ? 

Nor  thou,  Don  Julian  ?    Seek  not  to  reply, 
Too  well  I  know,  too  justly  I  despise, 
Thy  false  excuse,  thy  coward  effrontery ; 
Yes,  when  thou  gavest  them  across  the  sea, 
An  enemy  wert  thou  to  Mahomet, 
And  no  appellant  to  his  faith  or  leagues. 

Julian.  'Tis  well :  a  soldier  hears  throughout 

in  silence. 

I  urge  no  answer  :  to  those  words,  I  fear, 
Thy  heart  with  sharp  compunction  will  reply. 

Sisabert  (to  COVILLA.)  Then  I  demand  of  thee, 

before  thou  reign, 

Answer  me . .  while  I  fought  against  the  Frank 
Who  dared  to  sue  thee  ]  blazon'd  in  the  court, 
Not  trailed  thro'  darkness,  were  our  nuptial  bands; 
No ;  Egilona  join'd  our  hands  herself, 
The  peers  applauded  and  the  king  approved. 

Julian.  Hast  thou  yet  seen  that  king  since  thy 
return  ? 

Covilla.  Father !  0  Father ! 

Sisabert.  I  will  not  implore 

Of  him  or  thee  what  I  have  lost  for  ever. 
These  were  not,  when  we  parted,  thy  alarms  ; 
Far  other,  and  far  worthier  of  thy  heart 
Were  they,  which  Sisabert  could  banish  then. 
Fear  me  not  now,  Covilla  !  thou  hast  changed, 
I  am  changed  too.     I  lived  but  where  thou  livedst, 
My  very  life  was  portion'd  off  from  thine : 
Upon  the  surface  of  thy  happiness 


Day  after  day  I  gazed,  I  doted,  there 

Was  all  I  had,  was  all  I  coveted  ; 

So  pure,  serene,  and  boundless  it  appear'd  : 

Yet,  for  we  told  each  other  every  thought, 

Thou  knowest  well,  if  thou  rememberest, 

At  times  I  fear'd ;  as  tho'  some  demon  sent 

Suspicion  without  form  into  the  world, 

To  whisper  unimaginable  things. 

Then  thy  fond  arguing  banisht  all  but  hope, 

Each  wish  and  every  feeling  was  with  thine, 

Till  I  partook  thy  nature,  and  became 

Credulous  and  incredulous  like  thee. 

We,  who  have  met  so  alter'd,  meet  no  more. 

Mountains  and  seas !  ye  are  not  separation : 

Death !  thou  dividest,  but  nnitest  too 

In  everlasting  peace  and  faith  sincere. 

Confiding  love !  where  is  thy  resting-place  1 

Where  is  thy  truth,  Covilla  ?  where  ? . .  Go,  go . . 

I  should  believe  thee  and  adore  thee  still. 

[Goes. 

Covilla.  0  Heaven  !  support  me,  or  desert  me 

quite, 

And  leave  me  lifeless  this  too  trying  hour  ! 
He  thinks  me  faithless. 

Julian.  He  must  think  thee  so. 

Covilla.    0  tell  him,  tell  him  all,  when  I  am 

dead  .  . 

He  will  die  too,  and  we  shall  meet  again. 
He  will  know  all  when  these  sad  eyes  are  closed. 
Ah  can  not  he  before  1  must  I  appear 
The  vilest . .  0  just  Heaven  !  can  it  be  thus] 
I  am  . .  all  earth  resounds  it . .  lost,  despised, 
Anguish  and  shame  unutterable  seize  me. 
'Tis  palpable,  no  phantom,  no  delusion, 
No  dream  that  wakens  with  o'erwhelming  horror ; 
Spaniard  and  Moor  fight  on  this  ground  alone, 
And  tear  the  arrow  from  my  bleeding  breast 
To  pierce  my  father's,  for  alike  they  fear. 

Julian.  Invulnerable,  unassailable 
Are  we,  alone  perhaps  of  human  kind, 
Nor  life  allures  us  more  nor  death  alarms. 

Covilla.  Fallen,  unpitied,  unbelieved,  unheard  ! 
I  should  have  died  long  earlier.     Gracious  God  ! 
Desert  me  to  my  sufferings,  but  sustain 
My  faith  in  thee  I  0  hide  me  from  the  world, 
And  from  yourself,  my  father,  from  your  fondness, 
That  opened  in  this  wilderness  of  woe 
A  source  of  tears  . .  it  else  had  burst  my  heart, 
Setting  me  free  for  ever :  then  perhaps 
A  cruel  war  had  not  divided  Spain, 
Had  not  o'erturn'd  her  cities  and  her  altars, 
Had  not  endanger'd  you  !  0  haste  afar 
Ere  the  last  dreadful  conflict  that  decides 
Whether  we  live  beneath  a  foreign  sway  .  . 

Julian.  Or  under  him  whose  tyranny  brought 

down 

The  curse  upon  his  people.     0  child  !  child  ! 
Urge  me  no  further,  talk  not  of  the  war, 
Remember  not  our  country. 

Covilla.  Not  remember ! 

What  have  the  wretched  else  for  consolation  ] 
What  else  have  they  who  pining  feed  their  woe  ? 
Can  I,  or  should  I,  drive  from  memory 
All  that  was  dear  and  sacred  1  all  the  joys 


SCENE  III.] 


COUNT  JULIAN. 


509 


Of  innocence  and  peace  ?  when  no  debate 
Was  in  the  convent,  but  what  hymn,  whose  voice, 
To  whom  among  the  blessed  it  arose, 
Swelling  so  SAveet ;  when  rang  the  vesper-bell 
And  every  finger  ceast  from  the  guitar, 
And  every  tongue  was  silent  through  our  land ; 
When,  from  remotest  earth,  friends  met  again, 
Hung  on  each  other's  neck,  and  but  embraced, 
So  sacred,  still,  and  peaceful  was  the  hour. 
Now,  in  what  climate  of  the  wasted  world, 
Not  unmolested  long  by  the  profane, 
Can  I  pour  forth  in  secrecy  to  God 
My  prayers  and  my  repentance  ]  where  beside 
Is  the  last  solace  of  the  parting  soul  ] 
Friends,  brethren,  parents,  dear  indeed,  too  dear 
Are  they,  but  somewhat  yet  the  heart  requires, 
That  it  may  leave  them  lighter  and  more  blest. 
Julian.  Wide  are  the  regions  of  our  far-famed 

land : 

Thou  shalt  arrive  at  her  remotest  bounds, 
See  her  best  people,  choose  some  holiest  house  ; 
Whether  where  Castro  from  surrounding  vines 
Hears  the  hoarse  ocean  roar  among  his  caves, 
And,  thro'  the  fissure  in  the  green  churchyard, 
The  wind  wail  loud  the  calmest  summer  day ; 
Or  where  Santona  leans  against  the  hill, 
Hidden  from  sea  and  land  by  groves  and  bowers. 
Covilla.  0  !  for  one  moment  in  those  pleasant 

scenes 

Thou  placest  me,  and  lighter  air  I  breathe  : 
Why  could  I  not  have  rested,  and  heard  on ! 
My  voice  dissolves  the  vision  quite  away, 
Outcast  from  virtue,  and  from  nature  too ! 
Julian.  Nature  and  virtue !  they  shall  perish 

first. 

God  destined  them  for  thee,  and  thee  for  them, 
Inseparably  and  eternally ! 
The  wisest  and  the  best  will  prize  thee  most, 
And  solitudes  and  cities  will  contend 
Which  shall  receive  thee  kindliest.    Sigh  not  so  : 
Violence  and  fraud  will  never  penetrate 
Where  piety  and  poverty  retire, 
Intractable  to  them  and  valueless, 
And  lookt  at  idly  like  the  face  of  heaven. 
If  strength  be  wanted  for  security, 
Mountains  the  guard,  forbidding  all  approach 
With  iron-pointed  and  uplifted  gates, 
Thou  wilt  be  welcome  too  in  Aguilar, 
Impenetrable,  marble-turreted, 
Surveying  from  aloft  the  limpid  ford, 
The  massive  fane,  the  sylvan  avenue ; 
Whose  hospitality  I  proved  myself, 
A  willing  leader  in  no  impious  war 
When  fame  and  freedom  urged  me ;  or  mayst 

dwell 

In  Eeynosa's  dry  and  thriftless  dale, 
Unharvested  beneath  October  moons, 
Among  those  frank  and  cordial  villagers. 
They  never  saw  us,  and,  poor  simple  souls  ! 
So  little  know  they  whom  they  call  the  great, 
Would  pity  one  another  less  than  us, 
In  injury,  disaster,  or  distress. 

Covilla.  But  they  would  ask  each  other  whence 

our  grief, 


That  they  might  pity. 

Julian.  Eest  then  just  beyond, 

In  the  secluded  scenes  where  Ebro  springs 
And  drives  not  from  his  fount  the  fallen  leaf, 
So  motionless  and  tranquil  its  repose. 

Covilla.  Thither  let  us  depart,  and  speedily. 

Julian.  I  can  not  go  :  I  live  not  in  the  land 
I  have  reduced  beneath  such  wretchedness  : 
And  who  could  leave  the  brave  whose  lives  and 

fortunes 
Hang  on  his  sword  ] 

Covilla.  Me  thou  canst  leave, 

my  father  ; 

Ah  yes,  for  it  is  past ;  too  well  thou  seest 
My  life  and  fortunes  rest  not  upon  thee. 
Long,  happily.  .  could  it  be  gloriously  ! 
Still  mayst  thou  live,  and  save  thy  country  still ! 

Julian.  Unconquerable  land  !  unrival'd  race  ! 
Whose  bravery,  too  enduring,  rues  alike 
The  power  and  weakness  of  accursed  kings, 
How  cruelly  hast  thou  neglected  me  ! 
Forcing  me  from  thee,  never  to  return, 
Nor  in  thy  pangs  and  struggles  to  partake  ! 
I  hear  a  voice  !  'tis  Egilona :  come, 
Recall  thy  courage,  dear  unhappy  girl, 
Let  us  away. 

SECOND  ACT:  THIED  SCENE. 

EGILONA  enters. 

Egilona.  Eemain ;  I  order  thee. 

Attend,  and  do  thy  duty  :  I  am  queen, 
Unbent  to  degradation. 

Covilla.  I  attend 

Ever  most  humbly  and  most  gratefully,  ' 
My  too  kind  sovran,  cousin  now  no  more. 
Could  I  perform  but  half  the  services 
I  owe  her,  I  were  happy  for  a  time, 
Or  dared  I  show  her  half  my  love,  'twere  bliss. 

Egilona.  Oh !  I  sink  under  gentleness  like 

thine. 

Thy  sight  is  death  to  me ;  and  yet  'tis  dear. 
The  gaudy  trappings  of  assumptive  state 
Drop  at  the  voice  of  nature  to  the  earth, 
Before  thy  feet.     I  can  not  force  myself 
To  hate  thee,  to  renounce  thee ;  yet .  .  Covilla  ! 
Yet .  .  0  distracting  thought !  'tis  hard  to  see, 
Hard  to  converse  with,  to  admire,  to  love, 
As  from  my  soul  I  do,  and  must  do,  thee, 
One  who  hath  robb'd  me  of  all  pride  and  joy, 
All  dignity,  all  fondness.    I  adored 
Eoderigo.     He  was  brave,  and  in  discourse 
Most  voluble ;  the  masses  of  his  mind 
Were  vast,  but  varied  ;  now  absorb'd  in  gloom, 
Majestic,  not  austere ;  now  their  extent 
Opening  and  waving  in  bright  levity  .  . 

Julian.  Depart,  my  daughter.    'Twere  as  well 

to  bear 

His  presence  as  his  praise.     Go  ;  she  will  dream 
This  phantasm  out,  nor  notice  thee  depart. 

[COVILLA  goes. 

Egilona.    What    pliancy !    what  tenderness ! 

what  life ! 
0  for  the  smiles  of  those  who  smile  so  seldom, 


510 


COUNT  JULIAN. 


[ACT  it. 


The  love  of  those  who  know  no  other  love  ! 
Such  he  was,  Egilona,  who  was  thine. 

Julian.  While  he  was  worthy  of  the  realm  and 
thee. 

Egilona.    Can  it  be   true  then,  Julian,  that 

thy  aim 
Is  sovranty  ?  not  virtue  nor  revenge  ? 

Julian.  I  swear  to  heaven,  nor  I  nor  child  of 

mine 
Ever  shall  mount  to  this  polluted  throne. 

Egilona.  Then  am  I  yet  a  queen.     The  savage 

Moor 

Who  could  not  conquer  Ceuta  from  thy  sword 
In  his  own  country,  not  with  every  wile 
Of  his  whole  race,  not  with  his  myriad  crests 
Of  cavalry,  seen  from  the  Calpian  highths 
Like  locusts  on  the  parent  and  gleamy  coast, 
Will  never  conquer  Spain. 

Julian.  Spain  then  was  conquer'd 

When  fell  her  laws  before  the  traitor  king. 


SECOND  ACT :  FOURTH  SCENE. 
Officer  announces  OPAS. 

0  queen,  the  metropolitan  attends 

On  matter  of  high  import  to  the  state, 
And  wishes  to  confer  in  privacy. 
Egilona  (to  Julian}.  Adieu  then ;  and  whate'er 

betide  the  country, 
Sustain  at  least  the  honours  of  our  house. 

[JULIAN  goes  before  OPAS  enters. 
Opas.  I  can  not  but  commend,  0  Egilona, 
Such  resignation  and  such  dignity. 
Indeed  he  is  unworthy ;  yet  a  queen 
Rather  to  look  for  peace,  and  live  remote 
From   cities,   and  from   courts,  and  from  her 
lord, 

1  hardly  could  expect  in  one  so  young, 
So  early,  widely,  wondrously,  admired. 

Egilona.  I  am  resolv'd :  religious  men,  good 


In  this  resemble  the  vain  libertine  ; 
They  find  in  woman  no  consistency, 
No  virtue  but  devotion,  such  as  comes 
To  infancy  or  age  or  fear  or  love, 
Seeking  a  place  of  rest,  and  finding  none 
Until  it  soar  to  heaven. 

Opas.  A  spring  of  mind 

That  rises  when  all  pressure  is  removed, 
Firmness  in  pious  and  in  chaste  resolves, 
But  weakness  in  much  fondness ;  these,  0  queen, 
I  did  expect,  I  own. 

Egilona.  The  better  part 

Be  mine ;  the  worse  hath  been,  and  is  no  more. 

Opas.  But  if  Roderigo  have  at  length  prevail'd 
That  Egilona  willingly  resigns 
All  claim  to  royalty,  and  casts  away, 
Indifferent  or  estranged,  the  marriage-bond 
His  perjury  tore  asunder,  still  the  church 
Hardly  can  sanction  his  new  nuptial  rites. 

Egilona.   What  art  thou  saying?  what  new 
nuptial  rites? 

Opas.  Thou  knowest  not  ? 


Egilona.  Am  I  a  wife  ?  a  queen  ? 

Abandon  it !  my  claim  to  royalty  ! 
Whose  hand  was  on  my  head  when  I  arose 
Queen  of  this  land  ]  whose  benediction  sealed 
My  marriage- vow  ?  who  broke  it  ?  was  it  1 1 
And  wouldst  thou,  virtuous  Opas,  wouldst  thou 

dim 

The  glorious  light  of  thy  declining  days  ? 
Wouldst  thou  administer  the  sacred  vows 
And  sanction  them,  and  bless  them,  for  another, 
And  bid  her  live  in  peace  while  I  am  living  ] 
Go  then ;  I  execrate  and  banish  him 
For  ever  from  my  sight :  we  were  not  born 
For  happiness  together ;  none  on  earth 
Were  ever  so  dissimilar  as  we. 
He  is  not  worth  a  tear,  a  wish,  a  thought ; 
Never  was  I  deceived  in  him  ;  I  found 
No  tenderness,  no  fondness,  from  the  first 
A  love  of  power,  a  love  of  perfidy, 
Such  is  the  love  that  is  return'd  for  mine. 
Ungrateful  man  !  'twas  not  the  pageantry 
Of  regal  state,  the  clarions,  nor  the  guard, 
Nor  loyal  valour,  nor  submissive  beauty, 
Silence  at  my  approach,  awe  at  my  voice, 
Happiness  at  my  smile,  that  led  my  youth 
Toward  Roderigo.     I  had  lived  obscure, 
In  humbleness,  in  poverty,  in  want, 
Blest,  0  supremely  blest,  with  him  alone ; 
And  he  abandons  me,  rejects  me,  scorns  me, 
Insensible  !  inhuman  !  for  another ! 
Thou  shalt  repent  thy  wretched  choice,  false  man  ! 
Crimes  such  as  thine  call  loudly  for  perdition ; 
Heaven  will  inflict  it,  and  not  I ;  but  I 
Neither  will  fall  alone  nor  live  despised. 

[A  trumpet  sounds. 

Opas.  Peace,  Egilona  !  he  arrives  :  compose 
Thy  turbid  thoughts,  meet  him  with  dignity. 

Egilona.  He  !   in  the  camp  of  Julian  !   trust 

me,  sir, 

He  comes  not  hither,  dares  no  longer  use 
The  signs  of  state,  and  flies  from  every  foe. 

{Retires  some  distance. 


SECOND  ACT:  FIFTH  SCENE. 

Enter  MUZA  and  ABDALAZIS. 
Muza  to  Abdalazis.  I  saw  him  but  an  instant, 

and  disguised, 

Yet  this  is  not  the  traitor ;  on  his  brow 
Observe  the  calm  of  wisdom  and  of  years. 
Opas.  Whom  seekest  thou  ? 
Muza.  Him  who  was  king  I  seek. 

He  came  array'd  as  herald  to  this  tent. 
Abdalazis.    Thy  daughter!  was  she  nigh? 

perhaps  for  her 
Was  this  disguise. 

Muza.  Here,  Abdalazis,  kings 

Disguise  from  other  causes ;  they  obtain 
Beauty  by  violence,  and  power  by  fraud. 
Treason  was  his  intent :  we  must  admit 
Whoever  come ;  our  numbers  are  too  small 
For  question  or  selection,  and  the  blood 
Of  Spaniards  shall  win  Spain  for  us  to-day. 


SCENE  I.] 


COUNT  JULIAN. 


511 


Abdalazis.  The  wicked  can  not   move   from 

underneath 
Thy  ruling  eye. 

Muza.  Right !  Julian  and  Eoderigo 

Are  leagued  against  us,  on  these  terms  alone, 
That  Julian's  daughter  weds  the  Christian  king. 

Egilona  (rushing  forward) .  'Tis  true  .  .  and  I 
proclaim  it. 

Abdalazis.  Heaven  and  earth ! 

Was  it  not  thou,  most  lovely,  most  high-souled, 
Who  wishedst  us  success,  and  me  a  crown  ? 

[OPAS  goes  abruptly. 

Egilona.  I  give  it  .  .  I  am  Egilona,  queen 
Of  that  detested  man. 

Abdalazis.  I  touch  the  hand 

That  chains  down  fortune  to  the  throne  of  fate, 
And  will  avenge  thee ;  for  'twas  thy  command, 
'Tis  Heaven's.  My  father  !  what  retards  our  bliss  1 
Why  art  thou  silent  ? 

Muza.  Inexperienced  years 

Eather  would  rest  on  the  soft  lap,  I  see, 
Of  pleasure,  after  the  fierce  gusts  of  war. 
0  destiny !  that  callest  me  alone, 
Hapless,  to  keep  the  toilsome  watch  of  state, 
Painful  to  age,  unnatural  to  youth, 
Adverse  to  all  society  of  friends, 
Equality,  and  liberty,  and  ease, 
The  welcome  cheer  of  the  unbidden  feast, 
The  gay  reply,  light,  sudden,  like  the  leap 
Of  the  young  forester's  unbended  bow, 
But,  above  all,  to  tenderness  at  home, 
And  sweet  security  of  kind  concern 
Even  from  those  who  seem  most  truly  ours. 
Who  would  resign  all  this,  to  be  approacht, 
Like  a  sick  infant  by  a  canting  nurse, 
To  spread  his  arms  in  darkness,  and  to  find 
One  universal  hollowness  around  1 
Forego  a  little  while  that  bane  of  peace  : 
Love  may  be  cherisht. 

Abdalazis.  'Tis  enough  ;  I  ask 

No  other  boon. 

Muza.  Not  victory  ] 

Abdalazis.  Farewell, 

0  queen  !  I  will  deserve  thee ;  why  do  tears 
Silently  drop,  and  slowly,  down  thy  veil  ? 

1  shall  return  to  worship  thee,  and  soon ; 
Why  this  affliction  ?    0,  that  I  alone 
Could  raise  or  could  repress  it ! 

Egilona.  We  depart, 

Nor  interrupt  your  counsels,  nor  impede ; 
0  may  they  prosper,  whatsoe'er  they  be, 
And  perfidy  soon  meet  its  just  reward  ! 
The  infirm  and  peaceful  Opas  .  .  whither  gone  ? 

Muza.  Stay,  daughter ;  not  for  counsel  are  we 

met, 

But  to  secure  our  arms  from  treachery, 
O'erthrow  and  stifle  base  conspiracies, 
Involve  in  his  own  toils  our  false  ally  .  . 

Egilona.  Author  of  every  woe  I  have  endured  ! 
Ah  sacrilegious  man  !  he  vowed  to  heaven 
None  of  his  blood  should  ever  mount  the  throne. 

Muza.  Herein  his  vow  indeed  is  ratified  ; 
Yet  faithful  ears  have  heard  this  offer  made, 
And  weighty  was  the  conference  that  ensued, 


And  long,  not  dubious ;  for  what  mortal  e'er 

Refused  alliance  with  illustrious  power, 

Though  some  have  given  its  enjoyments  up, 

Tired  and  enfeebled  by  satiety  1 

His  friends  and  partisans,  'twas  his  pretence, 

Should  pass  uninterrupted ;  hence  his  camp 

Is  open  every  day  to  enemies. 

You  look  around,  0  queen,  as  though  you  fear'd 

Their  entrance.    Julian  I  pursue  no  more ; 

You  conquer  him.     Return  we.     I  bequeath 

Ruin,  extermination,  not  reproach. 

How  we  may  best  attain  your  peace  and  will 

We  must  consider  in  some  other  place, 

Not,  lady,  in  the  midst  of  snares  and  wiles 

How  to  supplant  your  charms  and  seize  your 

crown. 

I  rescue  it ;  fear  not.     Yes,  we  retire. 
Whatever  is  your  wish  becomes  my  own, 
Nor  is  there  in  this  land  but  who  obeys. 

[He  leads  Tier  away. 


THIRD  ACT  :  FIRST  SCENE. 

Palace  in  Xeres. 
RODERIGO  and  OPAS. 

Roderigo.  Impossible  !  she  could  not  thus  re- 
sign 

Me,  for  a  miscreant  of  Barbary, 
A  mere  adventurer ;  but  that  citron  face 
Shall  bleach  and  shrivel  the  whole  winter  long, 
There  on  yon  cork-tree  by  the  sallyport. 
She  shall  return. 

Opas.  To  fondness  and  to  faith  1 

Dost  thou  retain  them,  if  she  could  return  1 

Roderigo.  Retain  them?  she  has  forfeited  by 

this 
All  right  to  fondness,  all  t6  royalty. 

Opas.  Consider  and  speak  calmly :  she  deserves 
Some  pity,  some  reproof. 

Roderigo.  To  speak  then  calmly, 

Since  thine  eyes  open  and  can  see  her  guilt  .  . 
Infamous  and  atrocious !  let  her  go  .  . 
Chains  .  . 

Opas.  What !  in  Muza's  camp  ? 

Roderigo.  My  scorn  supreme  ! 

Opas.  Say  pity. 

Roderigo.  Ay,  ay,  pity :  that  suits  best. 

I  loved  her,  but  had  loved  her ;  three  whole  years 
Of  pleasure,  and  of  varied'pleasure  too, 
Had  worn  the  soft  impression  half  away. 
What  I  once  felt,  I  would  recall ;  the  faint 
Responsive  voice  grew  fainter  each  reply  : 
Imagination  sank  amid  the  scenes 
It  labour'd  to  create  :  the  vivid  joy 
Of  fleeting  youth  I  follow'd  and  possest. 
'Tis  the  first  moment  of  the  tenderest  hour, 
'Tis  the  first  mien  on  entering  new  delights, 
We  give  our  peace,  our  power,  our  souls,  for  these. 

Opas.  Thou  hast ;  and  what  remains  ? 

Roderigo.  Roderigo :  one 

Whom  hatred  can  not  reach  nor  love  cast  down. 

Opas.  Nor  gratitude  nor  pity  nor  remorse 
Call  back,  nor  vows  nor  earth  nor  heaven  controul. 


512 


COUNT  JULIAN. 


[ACT  in. 


But  art  thou  free  and  happy  ?  art  thou  safe  ] 
By  shrewd  contempt  the  humblest  may  chastise 
Whom  scarlet  and  its  ermine  can  not  scare, 
And  the  sword  skulks  for  everywhere  in  vain. 
Thee  the  poor  victim  of  thy  outrages, 
Woman,  with  all  her  weakness,  may  despise. 

Roderigo.  But  first  let  quiet  age  have  intervened. 

Opas.  Ne'er  will  the  peace  or  apathy  of  age 
Be  thine,  or  twilight  steal  upon  thy  day. 
The  violent  choose,  but  can  not  change,  their  end  ; 
Violence,  by  man  or  nature,  must  be  theirs ; 
Thine  it  must  be ;  and  who  to  pity  thee  ? 

Eoderigo.  Behold  my  solace  !  none.    I  want  no 
pity. 

Opas.  Proclaim  we  those  the  happiest  of  man- 
kind « 
Who  never  knew  a  want  ?  0  what  a  curse 
To  thee  this  utter  ignorance  of  thine  ! 
Julian,  whom  all  the  good  commiserate, 
Sees  thee  below  him  far  in  happiness. 
A  state  indeed  of  no  quick  restlessness, 
No  glancing  agitation,  one  vast  swell 
Of  melancholy,  deep,  impassable, 
Interminable,  where  his  spirit  alone 
Broods  and  o'ershadows  all,  bears  him  from  earth, 
And  purifies  his  chasten'd  soul  for  heaven. 
Both  heaven  and  earth  shall  from  thy  grasp  recede. 
Whether  on  death  or  life  thou  arguest, 
Untutor'd  savage  or  corrupted  heathen 
Avows  no  sentiment  so  vile  as  thine. 

Roderigo.  Nor  feels  ? 

Opas.  0  human  nature  !  I  have  heard 

The  secrets  of  the  soul,  and  pitied  thee. 
Bad  and  accursed  things  have  men  confess'd 
Before  me,  but  have  left  them  unarrayed, 
Naked,  and  shivering  with  deformity. 
The  troubled  dreams  and  deafening  gush  of  youth 
Fling  o'er  the  fancy,  struggling  to  be  free, 
Discordant  and  impracticable  things  : 
If  the  good  shudder  at  their  past  escapes, 
Shall  not  the  wicked  shudder  at  their  crimes  "\ 
They  shall :  and  I  denounce  upon  thy  head 
God's  vengeance :  thou  shalt  rule  this  land  no 
more. 

Roderigo.   What!  my  own  kindred  leave  me 
and  renounce  me  ! 

Opas.  Kindred  ]  and  is  there  any  in  our  world 
So  near  us  as  those  sources  of  all  joy, 
Those  on  whose  bosom  every  gale  of  life 
Blows  softly,  who  reflect  our  images 
In  loveliness  through  sorrows  and  through  age, 
And  bear  them  onward  far  beyond  the  grave  ? 

Roderigo.  Methinks,  most  reverend  Opas,  not 

inapt 
Are  these  fair  views ;  arise  they  from  Seville  1 

Opas.  He  who  can  scoff  at  them,  may  scoff  at  me. 
Such  are  we,  that  the  Giver  of  all  Good 
Shall,  in  the  heart  he  purifies,  possess 
The  latest  love ;  the  earliest,  no,  not  there  ! 
I  've  known  the  firm  and  faithful :  even  from  them 
Life's  eddying  spring  shed  the  first  bloom  on  earth. 
I  pity  them,  but  ask  their  pity  too  : 
I  love  the  happiness  "of  men,  and  praise 
And  sanctify  the  blessings  I  renounce. 


Roderigo.  Yet  would  thy  baleful  influence  under- 
mine 
The  heaven-appointed  throne. 

Opas.  The  throne  of  guilt 

Obdurate,  without  plea,  without  remorse. 

Roderigo.  What  power  hast  thou  ?  perhaps  thou 

soon  wilt  want 
A  place  of  refuge. 

Opas.  Eather  say,  perhaps 

My  place  of  refuge  will  receive  me  soon. 
Could  I  extend  it  even  to  thy  crimes, 
It  should  be  open ;  but  the  wrath  of  heaven 
Turns  them  against  thee  and  subverts  thy  sway  : 
It  leaves  thee  not,  what  wickedness  and  woe 
Oft  in  their  drear  communion  taste  together, 
Hope  and  repentance. 

Roderigo.  But  it  leaves  me  arms, 

Vigour  of  soul  and  body,  and  a  race 
Subject  by  law  and  dutiful  by  choice, 
Whose  hand  is  never  to  be  holden  fast 
Within  the  closing  cleft  of  gnarled  creeds ; 
No  easy  prey  for  these  vile  mitred  Moors. 
I,  who  received  thy  homage,  may  retort 
Thy  threats,  vain  prelate,  and  abase  thy  pride. 

Opas.   Low  must  be  those  whom  mortal  can 

sink  lower, 
Nor  high  are  they  whom  human  power  may  raise. 

Roderigo.  Judge  now  :  for  hear  the  signal. 

Opas.  And  derides 

Thy  buoyant  heart  the  dubious  gulphs  of  war  ? 
Trumpets  may  sound,  and  not  to  victory. 

Roderigo.  The  traitor  and  his  daughter  feel  my 
power. 

Opas.    Just  God  !  avert  it ! 

Roderigo.  Seize  this  rebel  priest. 

I  will  alone  subdue  my  enemies.  [Goes  out. 


THIRD  ACT :  SECOND  SCENE. 
EAMIRO  and  OSMA  enter  from  opposite  sides. 

Ramiro.  Where  is  the  king  1  his  car  is  at  the 

gate, 

His  ministers  attend  him,  but  his  foes 
Are  yet  more  prompt,  nor  will  await  delay. 

Osma.  Nor  need  they,  for  he  meets  them  as  I 


Ramiro.  With  all  his  forces'?  or  our  cause  is 

lost. 
Julian  and  Sisabert  surround  the  walls. 

Osma.  Surround,  sayst  thou?   enter  they  not 

the  gates  1 

Ramiro.  Perhaps  ere  now  they  enter. 
Osma.  Sisabert 

Brings  him  our  prisoner. 

Ramiro.  They  are  friends  !  they  held 

A  parley ;  and  the  soldiers,  when  they  saw 
Count  Julian,  lower 'd  their  arms  and  hail'd  him 

king. 
Osma.  How  1  and  he  leads  them  in  the  name 

of  king] 

Ramiro.  He  leads  them ;  but  amid  that  accla- 
mation 
He  turn'd  away  his  head,  and  call'd  for  vengeance. 


SCENE   III.] 


COUNT  JULIAN. 


513 


Osma.  In  Sisabert,  and  in  the  cavalry 
He  led,  were  all  our  hopes. 

Opas.  Woe,  woe  is  theirs 

Who  have  no  other. 

Osma.  What  are  thine  ?  obey 

The  just  commands  of  our  offended  king  : 
Conduct  him  to  the  tower .  .off.  .  instantly. 

[Guard  hesitates  :  OPAS  goes. 
Ramiro,  let  us  haste  to  reinforce .  . 

Ramiro.  Hark  !  is  the  king  defeated  1  hark  ! 

Osma.  I  hear 

Such  acclamation  as  from  victory 
Arises  not,  but  rather  from  revolt, 
Eeiterated,  interrupted,  lost. 
Favour  like  this  his  genius  will  retrieve 
By  time  or  promises  or  chastisement, 
Whiche'er  he  choose ;  the  speediest  is  the  best. 
His  danger  and  his  glory  let  us  share  ; 
'Tis  ours  to  serve  him. 

Ramiro.  While  he  rules  'tis  ours. 

What  chariot-wheels  are  thundering  o'er  the 
bridge  1 

Osma.  Roderigo's ;  I  well  know  them. 

Ramiro.  Now,  the  burst 

Of  acclamation  !  now  !  again,  again. 

Osma.  I  know  the  voices ;  they  are  for  Roderigo. 

Ramiro.  Stay,  I  entreat  thee.     One  hath  now 

prevail'd. 
So  far  is  certain. 

Osma.  Ay,  the  right  prevails. 

Ramiro.  Transient  and  vain  their  joyance  who 

rejoice 

Precipitately  and  intemperately, 
And  bitter  thoughts  grow  up  where'er  it  fell. 

Osma.  Nor  vain  and  transient  theirs  who  idly 

float 

Down  popularity's  unfertile  stream, 
And  fancy  all  their  own  that  rises  round. 

Ramiro.  If  thou  yet  lovest,  as  I  know  thou  dost, 
Thy  king.  . 

Osma.  I  love  him ;  for  he  owes  me  much, 

Brave  soul !  and  can  not,  though  he  would,  repay. 
Service  and  faith,  pure  faith  and  service  hard, 
Throughout  his  reign,  if  these  things  be  desert, 
These  have  I  borne  toward  him,  and  still  bear. 

Ramiro.  Come,  from  thy  solitary  eyrie  come, 
And  share  the  prey,  so  plenteous  and  profuse, 
Which  a  less  valorous  brood  will  else  consume. 
Much  fruit  is  shaken  down  in  civil  storms  : 
And  shall  not  orderly  and  loyal  hands 
Gather  it  up  ?   (Loud  shouts.)    Again !  and  yet 

refuse  ] 

How  different  are  those  citizens  without 
From  thee  !  from  thy  serenity  !  thy  arch, 
Thy  firmament,  of  intrepidity  ! 
For  their  new  lord,  whom  they  have  never  served, 
Afraid  were  they  to  shout,  and  only  struck 
The  pavement  with  their  ferrels  and  their  feet : 
Now  they  are  certain  of  the  great  event 
Voices  and  hands  they  raise,  and  all  contend 
Who  shall  be  bravest  in  applauding  most. 
Knowest  thou  these  ? 

Osma.  Their  voices  I  know  well .  . 

And  can  they  shout  for  him  they  would  have  slain? 


A  prince  untried  they  welcome ;  soon  their  doubts 
Are  blown  afar. 

Ramiro.  Yes,  brighter  scenes  arise. 

The  disunited  he  alone  unites, 
The  weak  with  hope  he  strengthens,  and  the  strong 
With  justice. 

Osma.  Wait :  praise  him  when  time  hath 

given 

A  soundness  and  consistency  to  praise  : 
He  shares  it  amply  who  bestows  it  right. 

Ramiro.  Doubtest  thou  1 

Osma.  Be  it  so  :  let  us  away ; 

New  courtiers  come. 

Ramiro.  And  why  not  join  the  new  ] 

Let  us  attend  him  and  congratulate ; 
Come  on ;  they  enter. 

Osma.  This  is  now  my  post 

No  longer :  I  could  face  them  in  the  field, 
I  can  not  here. 

Ramiro.  To-morrow  all  may  change  ; 

Be  comforted. 

Osma.  I  want  nor  change  nor  comfort. 

Ramiro.  The  prisoner's  voice ! 

Osma.  The  metropolitan's  1 

Triumph  he  may .  .  not  over  me  forgiven. 
This  way,  and  thro'  the  chapel :  none  are  there. 

[Goes  ovi. 

THIRD  ACT :  THIRD  SCENE. 
OPAS  and  SISABERT. 

Opas.  The  royal  threat  still  sounds  along  these 

halls  : 

Hardly  his  foot  hath  past  them,  and  he  flees 
From  his  own  treachery ;  all  his  pride,  his  hopes, 
Are  scatter'd  at  a  breath  ;  even  courage  fails 
Now  falsehood  sinks  from  under  him.     Behold, 
Again  art  thou  where  reign'd  thy  ancestors ; 
Behold  the  chapel  of  thy  earliest  prayers, 
Where  I,  whose  chains  are  sunder'd  at  thy  sight 
Ere  they  could  close  around  these  aged  limbs, 
Received  and  blest  thee,  when  thy  mother's  arm 
Was  doubtful  if  it  loost  thee  !  with  delight 
Have  I  observed  the  promises  we  made 
Deeply  imprest  and  manfully  perform'd. 
Now,  to  thyself  beneficent,  0  prince, 
Never  henceforth  renew  those  weak  complaints 
Against  Covilla's  vows  and  Julian's  faith, 
His  honour  broken,  and  her  heart  estranged. 
0,  if  thou  boldest  peace  or  glory  dear, 
Away  with  jealousy ;  brave  Sisabert, 
Smite  from  thy  bosom,  smite  that  scorpion  down  : 
It  swells  and  hardens  amid  mildew'd  hopes, 
O'erspreads  and  blackens  whate'er  most  delights, 
And  renders  us,  haters  of  loveliness, 
The  lowest  of  the  fiends  :  ambition  led 
The  higher  on,  furious  to  dispossess, 
From  admiration  sprung  and  frenzied  love. 
This  disingenuous  soul-debasing  passion, 
Rising  from  abject  and  most  sordid  fear, 
Consumes  the  vitals,  pines,  and  never  dies. 
For  Julian's  truth  have  I  not  pledged  my  own  ] 
Have  I  not  sworn  Covilla  weds  no  other  ] 

Sisabert.  Her  persecutor  have  not  I  chastised  ? 


514 


COUNT  JULIAN. 


[ACT  nr. 


Have  not  I  fought  for  Julian,  won  the  town, 
And  liberated  thee  ? 

Opas.  But  left  for  him 

The  dangers  of  pursuit,  of  ambuscade, 
Of  absence  from  thy  high  and  splendid  name. 

SisaJbert.   Do  probity  and  truth  want  such 
supports  ? 

Opas.  Gryphens  and  eagles,  ivory  and  gold, 
Can  add  no  clearness  to  the  lamp  above, 
But  many  look  for  them  in  palaces 
Who  have  them  not,  and  want  them  not,  at  home. 
Virtue  and  valour  and  experience 
Are  never  trusted  by  themselves  alone 
Further  than  infancy  and  idiocy : 
The  men  around  him,  not  the  man  himself, 
Are  lookt  at,  and  by  these  is  he  preferr'd. 
'Tis  the  green  mantle  of  the  warrener 
And  his  loud  whistle  that  alone  attract 
The  lofty  gazes  of  the  noble  herd  : 
And  thus,  without  thy  countenance  and  help 
Feeble  and  faint  is  yet  our  confidence, 
Brief  perhaps  our  success. 

Sisabert.  Should  I  resign 

To  Abdalazis  her  I  once  adored  ? 
He  truly,  he  must  wed  a  Spanish  queen  ! 
He  rule  in  Spain !  ah  !  whom  could  any  land, 
Obey  so  gladly  as  the  meek,  the  humble, 
The  friend  of  all  who  have  no  friend  beside, 
Covilla !  could  he  choose  or  could  he  find 
Another  who  might  so  confirm  his  power ! 
And  now  indeed  from  long  domestic  wars 
Who  else  survives  of  all  our  ancient  house  ? 

Opas.  But  Egilona. 

Sisabert.  Vainly  she  upbraids 

Roderigo. 

Opas.       She  divorces  him,  abjures, 
And  carries  vengeance  to  that  hideous  highth 
Which  piety  and  chastity  would  shrink 
To  look  from,  on  the  world  or  on  themselves. 

Sisabert.  She  may  forgive  him  yet. 

Opas.  Ah,  Sisabert ! 

Wretched  are  those  a  woman  has  forgiven  : 
With  her  forgiveness  ne'er  hath  love  return'd. 
Ye  know  not  till  too  late  the  filmy  tie 
That  holds  heaven's  precious  boon  eternally 
To  such  as  fondly  cherish  her;  once  go 
Driven  by  mad  passion,  strike  but  at  her  peace, 
And,  though  she  step  aside  from  broad  reproach, 
Yet  every  softer  virtue  dies  away. 
Beaming  with  virtue  inaccessible 
Stood  Egilona ;  for  her  lord  she  lived, 
And  for  the  heavens  that  raised  her  sphere  so 

high: 

All  thoughts  were  on  her,  all,  beside  her  own. 
Negligent  as  the  blossoms  of  the  field, 
Array'd  in  candour  and  simplicity, 
Before  her  path  she  heard  the  streams  of  joy 
Murmur  her  name  in  all  their  cadences, 
Saw  them  in  every  scene,  in  light,  in  shade, 
Reflect  her  image,  but  acknowledge  them 
Hers  most  complete  when  flowing  from  her  most. 
All  things  in  want  of  her,  herself  of  none, 
Pomp  and  dominion  lay  beneath  her  feet 
Unfelt  and  unregarded.    Now  behold 


The  earthly  passions  war  against  the  heavenly  ! 

Pride  against  love,  ambition  and  revenge 

Against  devotion  and  compliancy  : 

Her  glorious  beams  adversity  hath  blunted ; 

And  coming  nearer  to  our  quiet  view, 

The  original  clay  of  coarse  mortality 

Hardens  and  flaws  around  her. 

Sisabert.  Every  germ 

Of  virtue  perishes  when  love  recedes 
From  those  hot  shifting  sands,  the  female  heart. 

Opas,  His  was  the  fault;  be  his  the  punishment. 
'Tis  not  their  own  crimes  only,  men  commit, 
They  harrow  them  into  another's  breast, 
And  they  shall  reap  the  bitter  growth  with  pain. 

Sisabert.  Yes,  blooming  royalty  will  first  attract 
These  creatures  of  the  desert.     Now  I  breathe 
More  freely.     She  is  theirs  if  I  pursue 
The  fugitive  again.    He  well  deserves 
The   death  he  flies  from.     Stay!    Don  Julian 

twice 

Call'd  him  aloud,  and  he,  methinks,  replied. 
Could  not  I  have  remain'd  a  moment  more 
And  seen  the  end  1  although  with  hurried  voice 
He  bade  me  intercept  the  scattered  foes, 
And  hold  the  city  barr'd  to  their  return. 
May  Egilona  be  another's  wife 
Whether  he  die  or  live  !  but  oh !  Covilla ! 
She  never  can  be  mine !  yet  she  may  be 
Still  happy . .  no,  Covilla,  no . .  not  happy, 
But  more  deserving  happiness  without  it. 
Mine  never  !  nor  another's.     'Tis  enough. 
The  tears  I  shed  no  rival  can  deride  ; 
In  the  fond  intercourse  a  name  once  cherisht 
Will  never  be  defended  by  faint  smiles, 
Nor  given  up  with  vows  of  alter'd  love. 
And  is  the  passion  of  my  soul  at  last 
Reduced  to  this  ]  is  this  my  happiness  1 
This  my  sole  comfort  ]  this  the  close  of  all 
Those  promises,  those  tears,  those  last  adieus, 
And  those  long  vigils  for  the  morrow's  dawn  I 

Opas.  Arouse  thee  !  be  thyself.     0  Sisabert, 
Awake  to  glory  from  these  feverish  dreams : 
The  enemy  is  in  our  land ;  two  enemies ; 
We  must  quell  both  :  shame  on  us  if  we  fail. 

Sisabert.  Incredible  !  a  nation  be  subdued 
Peopled  as  ours. 

Opas.  Corruption  may  subvert 

What  force  could  never. 

Sisabert.  Traitors  may. 

Opas.  Alas ! 

If  traitors  can,  the  basis  is  but  frail. 
I  mean  such  traitors  as  the  vacant  world 
Echoes  most  stunningly  :  not  fur-robed  knaves 
Whose  whispers  raise  the  dreaming  bloodhound's 

ear 

Against  benighted  famisht  wanderers, 
While  with  remorseless  guilt  they  undermine 
Palace  and  shed,  their  very  father's  house. 
0  blind !  their  own,  their  children's  heritage, 
To  leave  more  ample  space  for  fearful  wealth. 
Plunder  in  some  most  harmless  guise  they  swathe, 
Call  it  some  very  meek  and  hallow'd  name, 
Some  known  and  borne  by  their  good  forefathers, 
And  own  and  vaunt  it  thus  redeem'd  from  sin. 


SCENE   I.] 


COUNT  JULIAN. 


515 


These  are  the  plagues  heaven  sends  o'er  every 

land 

Before  it  sink  .  .  the  portents  of  the  street, 
Not  of  the  air  . .  lest  nations  should  complain 
Of  distance  or  of  dimness  in  the  signs, 
Flaring  from  far  to  Wisdom's  eye  alone  : 
These  are  the  last :  these,  when  the  sun  rides  high 
In  the  forenoon  of  doomsday,  revelling, 
Make  men  abhor  the  earth,  arraign  the  skies. 
Ye  who  behold  them  spoil  field  after  field, 
Despising  them  in  individual  strength, 
Not  with  one  torrent  sweeping  them  away 
Into  the  ocean  of  eternity, 
Arise  !  despatch  !  no  renovating  gale, 
No  second  spring  awaits  you  :  up,  begone, 
If  you  have  force  and  courage  even  for  flight. 
The  blast  of  dissolution  is  behind. 

Sisabert.  How  terrible !  how  true !  what  voice 

like  thine 

Can  rouse  and  warn  the  nation  !  If  she  rise, 
Say,  whither  go,  where  stop  we  ] 

Opas.  God  will  guide. 

Let  us  pursue  the  oppressor  to  destruction  ; 
The  rest  is  Heaven's  :  must  we  move  no  step 
Because  we  can  not  see  the  boundaries 
Of  our  long  way,  and  every  stone  between  ] 

Sisabert.  Is  not  thy  vengeance   for   the   late 

affront, 
For  threats  and  outrage  and  imprisonment  ] 

Opas.   For  outrage,  yes;  imprisonment  and 

threats 

I  pardon  him,  and  whatsoever  ill 
He  could  do  me. 

Sisabert.  To  hold  Covilla  from  me  ! 

To  urge  her  into  vows  against  her  faith, 
Against  her  beauty,  youth,  and  inclination, 
Without  her  mother's  blessing,  nay,  without 
Her  father's  knowledge  and  authority, 
So  that  she  never  will  behold  me  more, 
Flying  afar  for  refuge  and  for  help 
Where  never  friend  but  God  will  comfort  her ! 

Opas.  These  and  more  barbarous  deeds  were 
perpetrated. 

Sisabert.  Yet  her  proud  father  deign'd  not  to 

inform 

Me,  whom  he  loved  and  taught,  in  peace  and  war, 
Me,  whom  he  called  his  son,  before  I  hoped 
To  merit  it  by  marriage  or  by  arms. 
He  offer'd  no  excuse,  no  plea ;  exprest 
No  sorrow;  but  with  firm  unfaltering  voice 
Commanded  me  . .  I  trembled  as  he  spoke  . . 
To  follow  where  he  led,  redress  his  wrongs, 
And  vindicate  the  honour  of  his  child. 
He  call'd  on  God,  the  witness  of  his  cause, 
On  Spain,  the  partner  of  his  victories ; 
And  yet  amid  these  animating  words 
Roll'd  the  huge  tear  down  his  unvisor'd  face ; 
A  general  swell  of  indignation  rose 
Thro'  the  long  line,  sobs  burst  from  every  breast, 
Hardly  one  voice  succeeded  ;  you  might  hear 
The  impatient  hoof  strike  the  soft  sandy  plain. 
But  when  the  gates  flew  open,  and  the  king 
In  his  high  car  come  forth  trimphantly, 
Then  was  Count  Julian's  stature  more  elate ; 


Tremendous  was  the  smile  that  smote  the  eyes 
Of  all  he  past.     '  Fathers,  and  sons,  and  brothers,' 
He  cried, '  I  fight  your  battles,  follow  me  ! 
Soldiers,  we  know  no  danger  but  disgrace  ! ' 
'  Father,  and  general,  and  king,11  they  shout, 
And  would  proclaim  him  :  back  he  cast  his  face, 
Pallid  with  grief,  and   one    loud    groan  burst 

forth; 

It  kindled  vengeance  thro'  the  Asturian  ranks, 
And  they  soon  scatter'd,  as  the  blasts  of  heaven 
Scatter  the  leaves  and  dust,  the  astonisht  foe. 
Opas.  And  doubtest  thou  his  truth  1 
Sisabert.  I  love . .  and  doubt . . 

Fight . .  and  believe  :  Rodrigo  spoke  untruths ; 
In  him  I  place  no  trust ;  but  Julian  holds 
Truths  in  reserve  :  how  should  I  quite  confide ! 

Opas.  By  sorrows  thou  beholdest  him  opprest; 
Doubt  the  more  prosperous.     March,  Sisabert, 
Once  more  against  his  enemy  and  ours  : 
Much  hath  been  done,  but  much  there  yet  remains. 


FOURTH  ACT  :  FIRST  SCENE. 

Tent  of  JULIAN. 
RODERIGO  and  JULIAN. 

Julian.    The  people  had  deserted  thec,  and 

throng'd 

My  standard,  had  I  raised  it,  at  the  first ; 
But  once  subsiding,  and  no  voice  of  mine 
Calling  by  name  each  grievance  to  each  man, 
They,  silent  and  submissive  by  degrees, 
Bore  thy  hard  yoke,  and,  hadst  thou  but  op- 
prest, 

Would   still   have  borne  it:  thou  hast  now  de- 
ceived ; 

Thou  hast  done  all  a  foreign  foe  could  do 
And  more  against  them  ;  with  ingratitude 
Not  hell  itself  could  arm  the  foreign  foe  ; 
'Tis  forged  at  home  and  kills  not  from  afar. 
Amid  whate'er  vain  glories  fell  upon 
Thy  rainbow  span  of  power,  which  I  dissolve, 
Boast  not  how  thou  conferredst  wealth  and  rank, 
How  thou  preservedst  me,  my  family, 
All  my  distinctions,  all  my  offices, 
When  Witiza  was  murder'd ;  that  I  stand 
Count  Julian  at  this  hour  by  special  grace. 
The  sword  of  Julian  saved  the  walls  of  Ceuta, 
And  not  the  shadow  that  attends  his  name  : 
It  was  no  badge,  no  title,  that  o'erthrew 
Soldier  and  steed  and  engine.     Don  Roderigo  ! 
The  truly  and  the  falsely  great  here  differ  : 
These  by  dull  wealth  or  daring  fraud  advance  ; 
Him  the  Almighty  calls  amid  his  people 
To  sway  the  wills  and  passions  of  mankind. 
The  weak  of  heart  and  intellect  beheld 
Thy  splendour,  and  adored  thee  lord  of  Spain : 
I  rose  . .  Roderigo  lords  o'er  Spain  no  more. 
Roderigo.   Now  to  a  traitor's  add  a  boaster's 

name. 
Julian.   Shameless  and  arrogant,    dost    thou 

believe 
I  boast  for  pride  or  pastime  1  forced  to  boast, 


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COUNT  JULIAN. 


[ACT  iv. 


Truth  costs  me  more  than  falsehood  e'er  cost  thee. 

Divested  of  that  purple  of  the  soul, 

That  potency,  that  palm  of  wise  ambition, 

Cast  headlong  by  thy  madness  from  that  high, 

That  only  eminence  'twixt  earth  and  heaven, 

Virtue,  which  some  desert,  but  none  despise, 

Whether  thou  art  beheld  again  on  earth, 

Whether  a  captive  or  a  fugitive, 

Miner  or  galley-slave,  depends  on  me; 

But  he  alone  who  made  me  what  I  am 

Can  make  me  greater  or  can  make  me  less. 

Roderigo.  Chance,  and  chance  only,  threw  me 

in  thy  power  ; 
Give  me  my  sword  again  and  try  my  strength. 

Julian.  I  tried  it  in  the  front  of  thousands. 

Roderigo.  Death 

At  least  vouchsafe  me  from  a  soldier's  hand. 

Julian.  I  love  to  hear  thee  ask  it :  now  my  own 
Would  not  be  bitter ;  no,  nor  immature. 

Roderigo.  Defy  it,  say  thou  rather. 

Julian.  Death  itself 

Shall  not  be  granted  thee,  unless  from  God  ; 
A  dole  from  his  and  from  no  other  hand. 
Thou  shalt  now  hear  and  own  thine  infamy. 

Roderigo.  Chains,  dungeons,  tortures  .  .  but  I 
hear  no  more. 

Julian.  Silence,  thou  wretch  !  live  on  .  .  ay, 

live  . .  abhorr'd. 

Thou  shalt  have  tortures,  dungeons,  chains  enough; 
They  naturally  rise  and  grow  around 
Monsters  like  thee,  everywhere,  and  for  ever. 

Roderigo.  Insulter  of  the  fallen  !  must  I  endure 
Commands  as  well  as  threats  ]  my  vassal's  too  ] 
Nor  breathe  from  underneath  his  trampling  feet  1 

Julian.  Could  I  speak  patiently  who  speak  to 

thee, 

I  would  say  more  :  part  of  thy  punishment 
It  should  be,  to  be  taught. 

Roderigo.  Eeserve  thy  wisdom 

Until  thy  patience  come,  its  best  ally  : 
I  learn  no  lore,  of  peace  or  war,  from  thee. 

Julian.   No,   thou    shalt  study  soon  another 

tongue, 

And  suns  more  ardent  shall  mature  thy  mind. 
Either  the  cross  thou  bearest,  and  thy  knees 
Among  the  silent  caves  of  Palestine 
Wear  the  sharp  flints  away  with  midnight  prayer, 
Or  thou  shalt  keep  the  fasts  of  Barbary, 
Shalt  wait  amid  the  crowds  that  throng  the  well 
From  sultry  noon  till  the  skies  fade  again, 
To  draw  up  water  and  to  bring  it  home 
In  the  crackt  gourd  of  some  vile  testy  knave, 
Who  spurns  thee  back  with  bastinaded  foot 
For  ignorance  or  delay  of  his  command. 

Roderigo.  Bather  the  poison  or  the  bowstring. 

Julian.  Slaves 

To  other's  passions  die  such  deaths  as  those : 
Slaves  to  their  own  should  die  .  . 

Roderigo.  What  worse  ] 

Julian.  Their  own. 

Roderigo.  Is  this  thy  counsel,  renegade  1 

Julian.  Not  mine  : 

I  point  a  better  path,  nay,  force  thee  on. 
I  shelter  thee  from  every  brave  man's  sword 


While  I  am  near  thee  :  I  bestow  on  thee 
Life  :  if  thou  die,  'tis  when  thou  sojournest 
Protected  by  this  arm  and  voice  no  more : 
'Tis  slavishly,  'tis  ignominiously, 
'Tis  by  a  villain's  knife. 

Roderigo.  By  whose  ? 

Julian.  Eoderigo's. 

Roderigo.  0  powers  of  vengeance !  must  I  hear  1 

. . endure  ? . . 
Live1? 

Julian.  Call  thy  vassals :  no  ?  then  wipe  the 

drops 

Of  froward  childhood  from  thy  shameless  eyes. 
So  !  thou  canst  weep  for  passion ;  not  for  pity. 

Roderigo.   One  hour  ago  I  ruled  all  Spain !  a 

camp 

Not  larger  than  a  sheepfold  stood  alone 
Against  me  :  now,  no  friend  throughout  the  world 
Follows  my  steps  or  hearkens  to  my  call. 
Behold  the  turns  of  fortune,  and  expect 
No  better :  of  all  faithless  men  the  Moors 
Are  the  most  faithless  :  from  thy  own  experience 
Thou  canst  not  value  nor  rely  on  them. 

Julian.  I  value  not  the  mass  that  makes  my 

sword, 
Yet  while  I  use  it  I  rely  on  it. 

Roderigo.  Julian,   thy  gloomy  soul   still   me- 
ditates . . 

Plainly  I  see  it . .  death  to  me  . .  pursue 
The  dictates  of  thy  leaders,  let  revenge 
Have  its  full  sway,  let  Barbary  prevail, 
And  the  pure  creed  her  elders  have  embraced  : 
Those  placid  sages  hold  assassination 
A  most  compendious  supplement  to  law. 

Julian.  Thou  knowest  not  the  one,  nor  I  the 

other. 

Torn  hast  thou  from  me  all  my  soul  held  dear, 
Her  form,  her  voice,  all,  hast  thou  banisht  from 

me, 

Nor  dare  I,  wretched  as  I  am !  recall 
Those  solaces  of  every  grief  erewhile. 
I  stand  abased  before  insulting  crime, 
I  falter  like  a  criminal  myself ; 
The  hand  that  hurl'd  thy  chariot  o'er  its  wheels, 
That  held  thy  steeds  erect  and  motionless 
As  molten  statues  on  son  r  palace-gate, 
Shakes  as  with  palsied  ago  oefore  thee  now. 
Gone  is  the  treasure  of  my  heart  for  ever, 
Without  a  father,  mother,  friend,  or  name. 
Daughter  of  Julian . .  Such  was  her  delight . . 
Such  was  mine  too  !  what  pride  more  innocent, 
What  surely  less  deserving  pangs  like  these, 
Than  springs  from  filial  and  parental  love ! 
Debarr'd  from  every  hope  that  issues  forth 
To  meet  the  balmy  breath  of  early  life, 
Her  sadden'd  days,  all  cold  and  colourless, 
Will  stretch  before  her  their  whole  weary  length 
Amid  the  sameness  of  obscurity. 
She  wanted  not  seclusion  to  unveil 
Her  thoughts  to  heaven,  cloister,  nor  midnight? 

bell  ; 

She  found  it  in  all  places,  at  all  hours  : 
While  to  assuage  my  labours  she  indulged 
A  playfulness  that  shunn'd  a  mother's  eye, 


SCENE   II.] 


COUNT  JULIAN. 


517 


Still  to  avert  my  perils  there  arose 
A  piety  that  even  from  me  retired. 
Boderigo.  Such  was  she  !  what  am  I !  those 

are  the  arms 
That  are  triumphant  when  the  battle  fails. 

0  Julian !  Julian  !  all  thy  former  words 
Struck  but  the  imbecile  plumes  of  vanity, 
These  thro'  its  steely  coverings  pierce  the  heart. 

1  ask  not  life  nor  death ;  but,  if  I  live, 
Send  my  most  bitter  enemy  to  watch 

My  secret  paths,  send  poverty,  send  pain  .  . 

I  will  add  more .  .  wise  as  thou  art,  thou  knowest 

No  foe  more  furious  than  forgiven  kings. 

I  ask  not  then  what  thou  wouldst  never  grant : 

May  heaven,  0  Julian,  from  thy  hand  receive 

A  pardon'd  man,  a  chasten'd  criminal. 

Julian.  This  further  curse  hast  thou  inflicted ; 

wretch ! 
I  can  not  pardon  thee. 

Boderigo.  Thy  tone,  thy  mien, 

Kefute  those  words. 

Julian.  No  .  .  I  can  not  forgive. 

Boderigo.    Upon  iny  knee,  my  conqueror,  I 

implore ! 
Upon  the  earth,  before  thy  feet .  .  hard  heart ! 

Julian.   Audacious  !   hast  thou  never  heard 

that  prayer 

And  scorn'd  it  ?  'tis  the  last  thou  shouldst  repeat. 
Upon  the  earth  !  upon  her  knees  !  0  God  1 

Boderigo.  Kesemble  not  a  wretch  so  lost  as  I : 
Be  better ;  0 !  be  happier ;  and  pronounce  it. 

Julian.  I  swerve  not  from  my  purpose :  thou 

art  mine, 

Conquer'd  ;  and  I  have  sworn  to  dedicate, 
Like  a  torn  banner  on  my  chapel's  roof, 
Thee  to  that  power  from  whom  thou  hast  rebell'd. 
Expiate  thy  crimes  by  prayer,  by  penances. 

Boderigo.    Hasten  the  hour  of  trial,  speak  of 

peace. 

Pardon  me  not  then,  but  with  purer  lips 
Implore  of  God,  who  would  hear  thee,  to  pardon. 

Julian.    Hope  it  I  may  .  .  pronounce  it  .  .  0 

Eoderigo ! 

Ask  it  of  him  who  can  ;  I  too  will  ask, 
And,  in  my  own  transgressions,  pray  for  thine. 

Boderigo.  One  name  I  dare  not  .  . 

Julian.  Go  ;  abstain  from  that ; 

I  do  conjure  thee,  raise  not  in  my  soul 
Again  the  tempest  that  has  wreckt  my  fame  ; 
Thou  shalt  not  breathe  in  the  same  clime  with  her. 
Far  o'er  the  unebbing  sea  thou  shalt  adore 
The  eastern  star,  and  may  thy  end  be  peace. 


FOURTH  ACT:  SECOND  SCENE. 

KODERIGO  goes :  HERNANDO  enters. 

Hernando.  From  the  prince  Tank  I  am  sent, 
my  lord. 

Julian.   A  welcome  messager,  my  brave  Her- 
nando. 
How  fares  it  with  the  gallant  soul  of  Tarik  ? 

Hernando.    Most  joyfully;    he    scarcely    had 
pronounced 


Your  glorious  name,  and  bid  me  urge  your  speed, 
Than,  with  a  voice  as  though  it  answer'd  heaven, 
'  He  shall  confound  them  in  their  dark  designs,' 
Cried  he,  and  turn'd  away,  with  that  swift  stride 
Wherewith  he  meets  and  quells  his  enemies. 

Julian.  Alas !  I  can  not  bear  felicitation, 
Who  shunn'd  it  even  in  felicity. 

Hernando.  Often  we  hardly  think  ourselves  the 

happy 

Unless  we  hear  it  said  by  thdse  around. 
0  my  lord  Julian,  how  your  praises  cheer'd 
Our  poor  endeavours  !  sure,  all  hearts  are  open 
Lofty  and  low,  wise  and  unwise,  to  praise. 
Even  the  departed  spirit  hovers  round 
Our  blessings  and  our  prayers ;  the  corse  itself 
Hath  shined  with  other  light  than  the  still  stars 
Shed  on  its  rest,  or  the  dim  taper  nigh. 
My  father,  old  men  say  who  saw  him  dead, 
And  heard  your  lips  pronounce  him  good  and 

happy, 

Smiled  faintly  through  the  quiet  gloom  that  eve, 
And  the  shroud  throbb'd  upon  his  grateful  breast. 
Howe'er  it  be,  many  who  tell  the  tale 
Are  good  and  happy  from  that  voice  of  praise. 
His  guidance  and  example  were  denied 
My  youth  and  childhood :  what  I  am  I  owe  .  . 

Julian.    Hernando,  look  not  back  :  a  narrow 

path 

And  arduous  lies  before  thee ;  if  thou  stop 
Thou  fallest ;  go  right  onward,  nor  observe 
Closely  and  rigidly  another's  way, 
But,  free  and  active,  follow  up  thy  own. 

Hernando.  The  voice  that  urges  now  my  manly 

step 

Onward  in  life,  recalls  me  to  the  past, 
And  from  that  fount  I  freshen  for  the  goal. 
Early  in  youth,  among  us  villagers 
Converse  and  ripen'd  counsel  you  bestow'd. 
0  happy  days  of  (far  departed  !)  peace, 
Days  when  the  mighty  Julian  stoopt  his  brow 
Entering  our  cottage-door ;  another  air 
Breath'd  through  the  house ;  tired  age  and  light- 
some youth 

Beheld  him  with  intensest  gaze ;  these  felt 
More  chasten'd  joy;  they  more  profound  repose. 
Yes,  my  best  lord,  when  labour  sent  them  home 
And  midday  suns,  when  from  the  social  meal 
The  wicker  window  held  the  summer  heat, 
Prais'd  have  those  been  who,  going  unperceived, 
Open'd  it  wide  that  all  might  see  you  well : 
Nor  were  the  children  blamed,  hurrying  to  watch 
Upon  the  mat  what  rush  would  last  arise 
From  your  foot's  pressure,  ere  the  door  was  closed, 
And  not  yet  wondering  how  they  dared  to  love. 
Your  counsels  are  more  precious  now  than  ever, 
But  are  they  .  .  pardon  if  I  err  ..  the  same  ? 
Tarik  is  gallant,  kind,  the  friend  of  Julian, 
Can  he  be  more  ?  or  ought  he  to  be  less  1 
Alas  !  his  faith ! 

Julian.  In  peace  or  war  1  Hernando. 

Hernando.  0,  neither;  far  above  it;  faith  in 
God. 

Julian.  'Tis  God's,  not  thine  :  embrace  it  not, 
nor  hate  it. 


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COUNT  JULIAN. 


[ACT 


Precious  or  vile,  how  dare  we  seize  that  offering, 
Scatter  it,  spurn  it,  in  its  way  to  heaven, 
Because  we  know  it  not  ?  the  sovran  lord 
Accepts  his  tribute,  myrrh  and  frankincense 
From  some,  from  others  penitence  and  prayer  : 
Why  intercept  them  from  his  gracious  hand  ] 
Why  dash  them  down  ?  why  smite  the  suppli- 
cant] 

Hernando.  'Tis  what  they  do. 

Julian.  Avoid  it  thou  the  more. 

If  time  were  left  me,  I  could  hear  well-pleased 
How  Tarik  fought  up  Calpe's  fabled  cliff, 
While  I  pursued  the  friends  of  Don  Eoderigo 
Across  the  plain,  and   drew    fresh   force  from 
mine. 

0  !  had  some  other  land,  some  other  cause, 
Invited  him  and  me,  I  then  could  dwell 
On  this  hard  battle  with  unmixt  delight. 

Hernando.  Eternal  is  its  glory,  if  the  deed 
Be  not  forgotten  till  it  be  surpast : 
Much  praise  by  land,  by  sea  much  more,  he 

won, 

For  then  a  Julian  was  not  at  his  side, 
Nor  led  the  van,  nor  awed  the  best  before  ; 
The  whole,  a  mighty  whole,  was  his  alone. 
There  might  be  seen  how  far  he  shone  above 
All  others  of  the  day  :  old  Muza  watcht 
From  his  own  shore  the  richly  laden  fleet, 
Ill-arm'd  and  scatter'd,  and  pursued  the  rear 
Beyond    those    rocks  that    bear    St.   Vincent's 

name, 

Cutting  the  treasure,  not  the  strength,  away ; 
Valiant,  where  any  prey  lies  undevour'd 
In  hostile  creek  or  too  confiding  isle. 
Tarik,  with  his  small  barks,  but  with  such  love 
As  never  chief  from  rugged  sailor  won, 
Smote  their  high  masts  and  swelling  rampires 

down, 

And  Cadiz  wept  in  fear  o'er  Trafalgar. 
Who  that  beheld  our  sails  from  off  the  highths, 
Like  the  white  birds,  nor  larger,  tempt  the  gale 
In  sunshine  and  in  shade,  now  almost  touch 
The  solitary  shore,  glance,  turn,  retire, 
Would  think  these  lovely  playmates  could  por- 
tend 

Such  mischief  to  the  world,  such  blood,  such  woe; 
Could  draw  to  them  from  far  the  peaceful  hinds, 
Cull  the  gay  flower  of  cities,  and  divide 
Friends,  children,  every  bond  of  human  life ; 
Could  dissipate  whole  families,  could  sink 
Whole  states  in  ruin,  at  one  hour,  one  blow. 
Julian.  Go,  good  Hernando  !  who  would  think 

these  things  ? 

Say  to  the  valiant  Tarik  I  depart 
Forthwith  :  he  knows  not  from  what  heaviness 
Of  soul  I  linger  here ;  I  could  endure 
No  converse,  no  compassion,  no  approach, 
Other  than  thine,  whom  the  same  cares  improved 
Beneath  my  father's  roof,  my  foster-brother, 
To  brighter  days  and  happier  end,  I  hope ; 
In  whose  fidelity  my  own  resides 
With  Tarik  and  with  his  compeers  and  chief. 

1  can  not  share  the  gladness  I  excite, 

Yet  shall  our  Tarik's  generous  heart  rejoice. 


FOURTH  ACT :  THIRD  SCENE. 
EGILONA  enters:  HERNANDO  goes. 

Egilona.  0  fly  me  not  because  I  am  unhappy, 
Because  I  am  deserted  fly  me  not ; 
It  was  not  so  before,  and  can  it  be 
Ever  from  Julian  ] 

Julian.  What  would  Egilona 

That  Julian's  power  with  her  new  lords  can  do  ? 
Surely  her  own  must  there  preponderate. 

Egilona.    I  hold  no  suit  to  them.     Restore, 

restore 
Roderigo. 

Julian.  He  no  longer  is  my  prisoner. 

Egilona.  Escapes  he  then  ? 

Julian.  Escapes  he,  dost  thou  say  ? 

0  Egilona !  what  unworthy  passion  .  . 

Egilona.  Unworthy,  when  I  loved  him,  was  my 

passion ; 
The  passion  that  now  swells  my  heart,  is  just. 

Julian.  What  fresh  reproaches  hath  he  merited  ? 

Egilona.    Deep-rooted  hatred  shelters  no  re- 
proach. 
But  whither  is  he  gone  1 

Julian.  Far  from  the  walls. 

Egilona.  And  I  knew  nothing  ? 

Julian.  His  offence  was  known 

To  thee  at  least. 

Egilona.  Will  it  be  expiated  ? 

Julian.  I  trust  it  will. 

Egilona.        This  withering  calm  consumes  me. 
He  marries  then  Covilla  !  'twas  for  this 
His  people  were  excited  to  rebell, 
His  sceptre  was  throAvn  by,  his  vows  were  scorn'd, 
And  I  .  .  and  I  .  . 

Julian.  Cease,  Egilona ! 

Egilona.  Cease  1 

Sooner  shalt  thou  to  live  than  I  to  reign . 


FIFTH  ACT :  FIRST  SCENE. 

Tent  of  MUZA. 
MUZA.     TAKIK.    ABDALAZIS. 

Muza.   To  have  first  landed  on  these  shores 

appears 
Transcendent  glory  to  the  applauded  Tarik. 

Tarik.  Glory,  but  not  transcendent,  it  appears, 
What  might  in  any  other. 

Muza.  Of  thyself 

All  this  vain  boast  ? 

Tarik.  Not  of  myself :  'twas  Julian. 

Against  his  shield  the  refluent  surges  roll'd, 
While  the  sea-breezes  threw  the  arrows  wide, 
And  fainter  cheers  urged  the  reluctant  steeds. 

Muza.    That  Julian,  of  whose  treason  I  have 

proofs, 

That  Julian,  who  rejected  my  commands 
Twice,  when  our  mortal  foe  besieged  the  camp, 
And  forced  my  princely  presence  to  his  tent. 

Tarik.  Say  rather,  who  without  one  exhortation, 
One  precious  drop  from  true  believer's  vein, 
Marcht,  and  discomfited  our  enemies. 


SCENE   II.] 


COUNT  JULIAN. 


519 


I  found  in  him  no  treachery.     Hernando, 
Who,  little  versed  in  moody  wiles,  is  gone 
To  lead  him  hither,  was  by  him  assign'd 
My  guide,  and  twice  in  doubtful  fight  his  arm 
Protected  me :  once  on  the  highths  of  Calpe, 
Once  on  the  plain,  when  courtly  jealousies 
Tore  from  the  bravest  and  the  best  his  due, 
And  gave  the  dotard  and  the  coward  command  : 
Then  came  Eoderigo  forth  :  the  front  of  war 
Grew  darker :  him,  equal  in  chivalry, 
Julian  alone  could  with  success  oppose. 

Abdalazis.  I  doubt  their  worth  who  praise  their 
enemies. 

Tarik.  And  theirs  doubt  I  who  persecute  their 
friends. 

Muza.  Thou  art  in  league  with  him. 

Tarik.  Thou  wert,  by  oaths; 

I  am  without  them ;  for  his  heart  is  brave. 

Muza.  Am  I  to  bear  all  this  ] 

Tarik.  All  this  and  more : 

Soon  wilt  thou  see  the  man  whom  thou  hast 

wrong'd, 

And  the  keen  hatred  in  thy  breast  conceal'd 
Find  its  right  way,  and  sting  thee  to  the  core. 

Muza.  Hath  he  not  foil'd  us  in  the  field  ?  not 

held 
Our  wisdom  to  reproach  1 

Tarik.  Shall  we  abandon 

All  he  hath  left  us  in  the  eyes  of  men  ] 
Shall  we  again  make  him  our  adversary 
Whom  we  have  proved  so,  long  and  fatally  ] 
If  he  subdue  for  us  our  enemies, 
Shall  we  raise  others,  or,  for  want  of  them, 
Convert  him  into  one  against  his  will  1 


FIFTH  ACT :  SECOND  SCENE. 
HERNANDO  enters.     TARIK  continues. 

Here  comes  Hernando  from  that  prince  himself. 

Muza.  Who  scorns,  himself,  to  come. 

Hernando.  The  queen  detains  him. 

Abdalazis.  How!  Egilona] 

Muza.  'Twas  my  will. 

Tarik.  At  last 

He  must  be  happy ;  for  delicious  calm 
Follows  the  fierce  enjoyment  of  revenge. 

Hernando.  That  calm  was  never  his,  no  other 

will  be. 

Thou  knowest  not,  and  mayst  thou  never  know, 
How  bitter  is  the  tear  that  fiery  shame 
Scourges  and  tortures  from  the  soldier's  eye. 
Whichever  of  these  bad  reports  be  true, 
He  hides  it  from  all  hearts  to  wring  his  own, 
And  drags  the  heavy  secret  to  the  grave. 
Not  victory  that  o'ershadows  him  sees  he  ; 
No  airy  and  light  passion  stirs  abroad 
To  ruffle  or  to  soothe  him  ;  all  are  quell'd 
Beneath  a  mightier,  sterner  stress  of  mind  : 
Wakeful  he  sits,  and  lonely,  and  unmoved, 
Beyond  the  arrows,  views,  or  shouts  of  men ; 
As  oftentimes  an  eagle,  ere  the  sun 
Throws  o'er  the  varying  earth  his  early  ray, 
Stands  solitary,  stands  immovable 


Upon  some  highest  cliff,  and  rolls  his  eye, 
Clear,  constant,  unobservant,  unabased, 
In  the  cold  light  above  the  dews  of  morn. 
He  now  assumes  that  quietness  of  soul 
Which  never  but  in  danger  have  I  seen 
On  his  staid  breast. 

Tarik.  Danger  is  past ;  he  conquers; 

No  enemy  is  left  him  to  subdue. 
Hernando.  He  sank  not,  while  there  was,  into 

himself. 

Now  plainly  see  I  from  his  alter'd  tone, 
He  can  not  live  much  longer.  Thanks  to  God ! 
Tarik.    What !   wishest  thou  thy  once  kind 

master  dead  ? 

Was  he  not  kind  to  thee,  ungrateful  slave  ! 
Hernando.    The   gentlest,  as  the  bravest,  of 

mankind. 

Therefore  shall  memory  dwell  more  tranquilly 
With  Julian  once  at  rest,  than  friendship  could, 
Knowing  him  yearn  for  death  with  speechless 

love. 

For  his  own  sake  I  could  endure  his  loss, 
Pray  for  it,  and  thank  God ;  yet  mourn  I  must 
Him  above  all,  so  great,  so  bountiful, 
So  blessed  once  !  bitterly  must  I  mourn. 
'Tis  not  my  solace  that  'tis  his  desire ; 
Of  all  who  pass  us  in  life's  drear  descent 
We  grieve  the  most  for  those  that  wisht  to  die. 
A  father  to  us  all,  he  merited, 
Unhappy  man !  all  a  good  father's  joy 
In  his  own  house,  where  seldom  he  hath  been, 
But,  ever  mindful  of  its  dear  delights, 
He  form'd  one  family  around  him  ever. 

Tarik.  Yes,  we  have  seen  and  known  him. 

Let  his  fame 

Refresh  his  friends,  but  let  it  stream  afar, 
Nor  in  the  twilight  of  home-scenes  be  lost. 
He  chose  the  best,  and  cherisht  them ;  he  left 
To  self-reproof  the  mutinies  of  vice  ; 
Avarice,  that  dwarfs  Ambition's  tone  and  mien  ; 
Envy,  sick  nursling  of  the  court ;  and  Pride 
That  can  not  bear  his  semblance  nor  himself ; 
And  Malice,  with  blear  visage  half-descried 
Amid  the  shadows  of  her  hiding-place. 
Hernando.    What   could   I   not   endure,  0 

gallant  man, 

To  hear  him  spoken  of  as  thou  hast  spoken  ! 
Oh  !  I  would  almost  be  a  slave  to  him 
Who  calls  me  one. 

Muza.  What !  art  thou  not  ?  begone. 

Tarik.  Reply  not,  brave  Hernando,  but  retire. 
All  can  revile,  few  only  can  reward. 
Behold  the  meed  our  mighty  chief  bestows  ! 
Accept  it,  for  thy  services,  and  mine. 
More,  my  bold  Spaniard,  hath  obedience  won 
Than  anger,  even  in  the  ranks  of  war. 
Hernando.  The  soldier,  not  the  Spaniard, 

shall  obey.  [Goes. 

Muza  to  Tarik.  Into  our  very  council  bringest 

thou 

Children  of  reprobation  and  perdition  ] 
Darkness  thy  deeds  and  emptiness  thy  speech, 
Such  images  thou  raisest  as  buffoons 
Carry  in  merriment  on  festivals ; 


520 


COUNT  JULIAN. 


[ACT  v. 


Nor  worthiness  nor  wisdom  would  display 

To  public  notice  their  deformities, 

Nor  cherish  them  nor  fear  them ;  why  shouldst 

thou? 
Tarik.  I  fear  not  them  nor  thee. 


FIFTH  ACT  :  THIRD  SCENE. 
EGILONA  enters. 

Abdalazis.  Advance,  0  queen. 

Now  let  the  turbulence  of  faction  cease. 

Muza.  Whate'er  thy  purpose,  speak,  and  be 
composed. 

Egilona.  He  goes ;  he  is  afar ;  he  follows  her ; 
He  leads  her  to  the  altar,  to  the  throne  ; 
For,  calm  in  vengeance,  wise  in  wickedness, 
The  traitor  hath  prevail'd,  o'er  him,  o'er  me, 
O'er  you,  the  slaves,  the  dupes,  the  scorn,  of  Julian. 
What  have  I  heard  !  what  have  I  seen ! 

Muza.  Proceed. 

Abdalazis.  And  I  swear  vengeance  on  his  guilty 

head 

Who  intercepts  from  thee  the  golden  rays 
Of  sovranty,  who  dares  rescind  thy  rights, 
Who  steals  upon  thy  rest,  and  breathes  around    • 
Empoison'd  damps  o'er  that  serenity 
Which  leaves  the  world,  and  faintly  lingers  here. 

Muza.  Who  shuns  thee  .  . 

Abdalazis.  Whose  desertion 

interdicts 
Homage,  authority,  precedency .  . 

Muza.  Till  war  shall  rescue  them  .  . 

Abdalazis.  And  love  restore. 

Egilona.  0  generous  Abdalazis !  never!  never! 
My  enemies .  .  Julian  alone  remains .  . 
The  worst  in  safety,  far  beyond  my  reach, 
Breathe  freely  on  the  summit  of  their  hopes, 
Because  they  never  stopt,  because  they  sprang 
From  crime  to  crime,  and  trampled  down  remorse. 
Oh  !  if  her  heart  knew  tenderness  like  mine  ! 
Grant  vengeance  on  the  guilty ;  grant  but  that, 
I  ask  no  more ;  my  hand,  my  crown  is  thine. 
Fulfill  the  justice  of  offended  heaven, 
Assert  the  sacred  rights  of  royalty, 
Come  not  in  vain,  crush  the  rebellious  crew, 
Crush,  I  implore,  the  indifferent  and  supine. 

Muza.   Roderigo  thus  escaped  from  Julian's 
tent? 

Egilona.  No,  not  escaped,  escorted,  like  a  king. 
The  base  Covilla  first  pursued  her  way 
On  foot ;  but  after  her  the  royal  car, 
Which  bore  me  from  San  Pablo's  to  the  throne, 
Empty  indeed,  yet  ready  at  her  voice, 
Roll'd  o'er  the  plain  amid  the  carcases 
Of  those  who  fell  in  battle  or  in  flight : 
She,  a  deceiver  still,  to  whate'er  speed 
The  moment  might  incite  her,  often  stopt 
To  mingle  prayers  with  the  departing  breath, 
Improvident !  and  those  with  heavy  wounds 
Groan'd  bitterly  beneath  her  tottering  knee. 

Tarik.  Now,  by  the  clement  and  the  merciful ! 
The  girl  did  well.  When  I  breathe  out  my  soul, 
Oh  !  if  compassion  give  one  pang  the  more, 


That  pang  be  mine ;  here  be  it,  in  this  land  : 
Such  women  are  they  in  this  land  alone. 

Egilona.  Insulting  man ! 

Muza.  We  shall  confound  him  yet. 

Say,  and  speak  quickly,  whither  went  the  king  ] 
Thou  knewest  where  was  Julian. 

Abdalazis.  I  will  tell 

Without  his  answer  :  yes,  my  friends  !  yes,  Tarik, 
Now  will  I  speak,  nor  thou  for  once  reply. 
There  is,  I  hear,  a  poor  half-ruined  cell 
In  Xeres,  whither  few  indeed  resort, 
Green  are  the  walls  within,  green  is  the  floor 
And  slippery  from  disuse ;  for  Christian  feet 
Avoid  it,  as  half-holy,  half-accurst. 
Still  in  its  dark  recess  fanatic  Sin 
Abases  to  the  ground  his  tangled  hair, 
And  servile  scourges  and  reluctant  groans 
Roll  o'er  the  vault  uninterruptedly, 
Till  (such  the  natural  stillness  of  the  place) 
The  very  tear  upon  the  damps  below 
Drops  audible,  and  the  heart's  throb  replies. 
There  is  the  idol  maid  of  Christian  creed, 
And  taller  images  whose  history 
I  know  not  nor  inquired.    A  scene  of  blood, 
Of  resignation  amid  mortal  pangs, 
And  other  things  exceeding  all  belief. 
Hither  the  aged  Opas  of  Seville 
Walkt  slowly,  and  behind  him  was  a  man 
Barefooted,  bruised,  dejected,  comfortless, 
In  sackcloth ;  the  white  ashes  on  his  head 
Dropt  as  he  smote  his  breast ;  he  gather'd  up, 
Replaced  them    all,    groan'd  deeply,  lookt   to 

heaven, 
And  held  them  like  a  treasure  with  claspt  hands. 

Egilona.  0  !  was  Roderigo  so  abased  ? 

Muza.  'Twas  he. 

Now,  Egilona,  judge  between  your  friends 
And  enemies  :  behold  what  wretches  brought 
The  king,  thy  lord,  Roderigo,  to  disgrace. 

Egilona.  He  merited  .  .  but  not  from  them  .  . 

from  me 

This,  and  much  worse  :  had  I  inflicted  it, 
I  had  rejoiced  . .  at  what  I  ill  endure. 

Muza.  For  thee,  for  thee  alone,  we  wisht  him 

here, 
But  other  hands  releast  him. 

Abdalazis.  With  what  aim 

Will  soon  appear  to  those  discerning  eyes. 

Egilona.  I  pray  thee,  tell  what  past  until  that 
hour. 

Abdalazis.    Few   words,   and   indistinct :   re- 
pentant sobs 

Fill'd  the  whole  space  ;  the  taper  in  his  hand, 
Lighting  two  small  dim  lamps  before  the  altar, 
He  gave  to  Opas ;  at  the  idol's  feet 
He  laid  his  crown,  and  wiped  his  tears  away. 
The  crown  reverts  not,  but  the  tears  return. 

Egilona.  Yes,  Abdalazis !  soon,  abundantly. 
If  he  had  only  call'd  upon  my  name, 
Seeking  my  pardon  ere  he  lookt  to  heaven's, 
I  could  have . .  no  !  he  thought  not  once  on  me  ! 
Never  shall  he  find  peace  or  confidence ; 
I  will  rely  on  fortune  and  on  thee, 
Nor  fear  my  future  lot :  sure,  Abdalazis, 


SCENE   IV.] 


COUNT  JULIAN, 


521 


A  fall  so  great  can  never  happen  twice, 
Nor  man  again  be  faithless,  like  Koderigo. 
Abdalazis.  Faithless  he  may  be  still,  never  so 

faithless. 

Fainter  must  be  the  charms,  remote  the  days, 
When  memory  and  dread  example  die, 
When  love  and  terror  thrill  the  heart  no  more, 
And  Egilona  is  herself  forgotten. 


FIFTH  ACT:  FOURTH  SCENE. 
JULIAN  enters. 

Tank.  Turn,  and  behold  him !  who  is  now  con- 
founded 1 

Ye  who  awaited  him,  where  are  ye  ?  speak. 
Is  some  close  comet  blazing  o'er  your  tents  ] 
Muza  !  Abdalazis  !  princes  !  conquerors  ! 
Summon,  interrogate,  command,  condemn. 

Muza.  Justly,  Don  Julian . .  but  respect  for  rank 
Allays  resentment,  nor  interrogates 
Without  due  form .  Justly  may  we  accuse 
This  absence  from  our  councils,  from  our  camp ; 
This  loneliness  in  which  we  still  remain 
Who  came  invited  to  redress  your  wrongs. 
Where  is  the  king  ? 

Julian.  The  people  must  decide. 

Muza.  Imperfectly,  I  hope,  I  understand 
Those  words,  unworthy  of  thy  birth  and  age. 

Julian.  0  chieftain,  such  have  been  our  Gothic 
laws. 

Muza.  Who  then  amid  such  turbulence  is  safe  ] 

Julian.  He  who  observes  them :    'tis  no  tur- 
bulence, 

It  violates  no  peace :  'tis  surely  worth 
A  voice,  a  breath  of  air,  thus  to  create 
By  their  high  will  the  man,  form'd  after  them 
In  their  own  image,  vested  with  their  power, 
To  whom  they  trust  their  freedom  and  their  lives. 

Muza.  They  trust !   the  people !   God  assigns 

the  charge, 

Kings  open  but  the  book  of  destiny 
And  read  their  names ;  all  that  remains  for  them 
The  mystic  hand  from  time  to  time  reveals. 
Worst  of  idolaters  !  idolater 
Of  that  refractory  and  craving  beast 
Whose  den  is  in  the  city,  at  thy  hand 
I  claim  our  common  enemy,  the  king. 

Julian.  Sacred  from  justice  then !  but  not  from 
malice ! 

Tarik.  Surrender  him,  my  friend :  be  sure  his 

pains 
Will  not  be  soften'd. 

Julian.  'Tis  beyond  my  power. 

Tarik.  To-morrow .  .  if  in  any  distant  fort 
He  lies  to-night :  send  after  him. 

Julian.  My  faith 

Is  plighted,  and  he  lives . .  no  prisoner. 

Egilona.  I  knew  the  truth. 

Abdalazis  (To  JULIAN).  Now,  Tarik,  hear  and 

judge. 
Was  he  not  in  thy  camp  ?  and  in  disguise  ] 

Tarik.  No  :  I  will  answer  thea. 

Muza.  Audacious  man ! 


Had  not  the  Kalif  Walid  placed  thee  here, 
Chains  and  a  traitor's  death  should  be  thy  doom. 
Speak,  Abdalazis !  Egilona,  speak. 
Were  ye  not  present]  was  not  I  myself] 
And  aided  not  this  Julian  his  escape  ? 

Julian.  'Tis  true. 

Tarik.  Away  then  friendship  !  to  thy  fate 

I  leave  thee  :  thou  hast  render'd  Muza  just, 
Me  hostile  to  thee.     Who  is  safe?  a  man 
Arm'd  with  such  power  and  with  such  perfidy ! 

Julian.  Stay,  Tarik!  hear  me;  for  to  thee  alone 
Would  I  reply. 

Tarik.  Thou  hast  replied  already. 

[Goes. 

Muza.  We,  who  were  enemies,  would  not  inquire 
Too  narrowly  what  reasons  urged  thy  wrath 
Against  thy  sovran  lord:  beneath  his  flag 
The  Christians  first  assail'd  us  from  these  shores, 
And  we  seiz'd  gladly  the  first  aid  we  found 
To  quell  a  wealthy  and  a  warlike  king. 
We  never  held  to  thee  the  vain  pretence 
That  'twas  thy  quarrel  eur  brave  youth  espoused, 
Thine,  who  hast  wrought  us  much  disgrace  and  woe. 
From  perils  and  from  losses  here  we  rest 
And^  drink  of  the  fresh  fountain  at  our  feet, 
Not  madly  following  such  illusive  streams 
As  overspread  the  dizzy  wilderness, 
And  vanish  from  the  thirst  they  have  seduced. 
Ours  was  the  enterprise,  the  land  is  ours. 
What  gain  we  by  our  toils,  if  he  escape 
Whom  we  came  hither  solely  to  subdue  ? 

Julian.  Is  there  no  gain  to  live  in  amity  ] 

Muza.  The  gain  of  traffickers  and  idle  men  ; 
Courage  and  zeal  expire  upon  such  calms. 
Further,  what  amity  can  Moors  expect 
When  you  have  joined  your  forces  ] 

Julian.  From  the  hour 

That  he  was  vanquisht,  I  have  laid  aside 
All  power,  all  arms. 

Muza.  How  can  we  trust  thee,  once 

Deceived,  and  oftener  than  this  once  despised  ] 
Thou  earnest  hither  with  no  other  aim 
Than  to  deprive  Roderigo  of  his  crown 
For  thy  own  brow. 

Egilona.  Julian,  base  man,  'tis  true. 

He  comes  a  prince,  no  warrior,  at  this  hour. 

Muza.  His  sword,  0  queen,  would  not  avail 
him  now. 

Abdalazis.  Julian,  I  feel  less  anger  than  regret. 
No  violence  of  speech,  no  obloquy, 
No  accusation  shall  escape  my  lips  : 
Need  there  is  none,  nor  reason,  to  avoid 
My  questions  :  if  thou  value  truth,  reply. 
Hath  not  Roderigo  left  the  town  and  camp  ? 
Hath  not  thy  daughter  ? 

Egilona.  Past  the  little  brook 

Toward  the  Betis.     From  a  tower  I  saw 
The  fugitives,  far  on  their  way ;  they  went 
Over  one  bridge,  each  with  arm'd  men . .  not  half 
A  league  of  road  between  them  . .  and  had  join'd, 
But  that  the  olive-groves  along  the  path 
Conceal'd  them  from  each  other,  not  from  me  : 
Beneath  me  the  whole  level  I  survey'd, 
And,  when  my  eyes  no  longer  could  discern 


522 


COUNT  JULIAN. 


[ACT  v. 


Which  track  they  took,  I  knew  it  from  the  storks 
Rising  in  clouds  above  the  reedy  plain. 

Muza.  Deny  it,  if  thou  canst. 

Julian.  I  order'd  it. 

Abdalazis.  None  could  beside.  Lo  !  things  in 

such  a  mass 

Falling  together  on  observant  minds, 
Create  suspicion  and  establish  proof : 
Wanted  there  fresh  . .  why  not  employ  our  arms  1 
Why  go  alone  ? 

Muza.  To  parley,  to  conspire, 

To  reunite  the  Spaniards,  which  we  saw, 
To  give  up  treaties,  close  up  enmities, 
And  ratify  the  deed  with  Moorish  blood. 

Julian.  Gladly  would  Spain  procure  your  safe 

return, 

Gladly  would  pay  large  treasures  for  the  aid 
You  brought  against  oppression. 

Muza.  Pay  she  shall 

The  treasures  of  her  soil,  her  ports,  her  youth  : 
If  she  resist,  if  she  tumultuously 
Call  forth  her  brigands  and  we  lose  a  man, 
Dreadful  shall  be  our  justice ;  war  shall  rage 
Through  every  city,  hamlet,  house,  and  field, 
And,  universal  o'er  the  gasping  land, 
Depopulation. 

Julian.  They  shall  rue  the  day 

Who  dare  these  things. 

Muza.  Let  order  then  prevail. 

In  vain  thou  sendest  far  away  thy  child, 
Thy  counsellor  the  metropolitan, 
And  Sisabert :  prudence  is  mine  no  less. 
Divide  with  us  our  conquests,  but  the  king 
Must  be  deliver'd  up. 

Julian.  Never  by  me. 

Muza.  False  then  were  thy  reproaches,  false 
thy  grief. 

Julian.  0  Egilona  !  were  thine  also  feign'd  ? 

Abdalazis.  Say,  lovely  queen,  neglectful  of  thy 

charms 

Turn'd  he  his  eyes  toward  the  young  Covilla  ? 
Did  he  pursue  her  to  the  mad  excess 
Of  breaking  off  her  vows  to  Sisabert, 
And  marrying  her,  against  the  Christian  law  1 

Muza.  Did  he  prefer  her  so  ? 

A  bdalazis.  Could  he  prefer 

To  Egilona . . 

Egilona.         Her  !  the  child  Covilla  ] 
Eternal  hider  of  a  foolish  face, 
Incapable  of  anything  but  shame, 
To  me  ]  old  man  !  to  me  ?  0  Abdalazis  ! 
No  :  he  but  follow'd  with  slow  pace  my  hate. 
And  can  not  pride  check  these  unseemly  tears. 

[Goes. 

Muza.  The  most  offended,  an  offended  woman, 
A  wife,  a  queen,  is  silent  on  the  deed. 

Abdalazis.  Thou  disingenuous  and  ignoble  man, 
Spreading  these  rumours !  sending  into  exile 
All  those  their  blighting  influence  injured  most : 
And  whom  ]  thy  daughter  and  adopted  son, 
The  chieftains  of  thy  laws  and  of  thy  faith. 
Call  any  witnesses,  proclaim  the  truth, 
And  set  at  last  thy  heart,  thy  fame,  at  rest. 

Julian.  Not,  if  I  purposed  or  desired  to  live, 


My  own  dishonour  would  I  e'er  proclaim 
Amid  vindictive  and  reviling  foes. 

Muza.  Calling  us  foes,  avows  he  not  his  guilt  ] 
Condemns  he  not  the  action  we  condemn, 
Owning  it  his,  and  owning  it  dishonour  1 
'Tis  well  my  cares  prest  forward,  and  struck  home. 

Julian.  Why smilest thou?  Ineversawthatsmile 
But  it  portended  an  atrocious  deed. 

Muza.  After  our  manifold  and  stern  assaults, 
With  every  tower  and  battlement  destroy'd, 
The  walls  of  Ceuta  still  were  strong  enough  .  . 

Julian.  For  what  ?  who  boasted  now  her  brave 

defence, 
Or  who  forbad  your  entrance  after  peace  ? 

Muza.  None :  for  who  could  1  their  engines 

now  arose 

To  throw  thy  sons  into  the  arms  of  death. 
For  this  erect  they  their  proud  crests  again. 
Mark  him  at  last  turn  pale  before  a  Moor. 

Julian.  Imprudent  have  they  been,  their  youth 
shall  plead. 

Abdalazis.  0  father !  could  they  not  have  been 
detain'd  ? 

Muza.  Son,  thou  art  safe,  and  wert  not  while 
they  lived. 

Abdalazis.  I  fearM  them  not. 

Muza.  And  therefore  wert  not  safe  : 

Under  their  star  the  blooming  Egilona 
Would  watch  for  thee  the  nuptial  lamp  in  vain. 

Julian.  Never,  oh  never,  hast  thou  workt  a  wile 
So  barren  of  all  good  !    Speak  out  at  once, 
What  hopest  thou  by  striking  this  alarm  ] 
It  shocks  my  reason,  not  my  fears  or  fondness. 

Muza.  Be  happy  then  as  ignorance  can  be ; 
Soon  wilt  thou  hear  it  shouted  from  our  ranks. 
Those  who  once  hurl'd  defiance  o'er  our  heads, 
Scorning  our  arms,  and  scoffing  at  our  faith, 
The  nightly  wolf  hath  visited,  unscared, 
And  loathed  them  as  her  prey  ;  for  famine  first, 
Achieving  in  few  days  the  boast  of  years, 
Sank  their  young  eyes  and  open'd  us  the  gates  : 
Ceuta,  her  port,  her  citadel,  is  ours. 

Julian.  Blest  boys  !  inhuman  as  thou  art,  what 

guilt 
Was  theirs  ? 

Muza.         Their  father's. 

Julian.  0  support  me,  Heaven ! 

Against  this  blow  !  all  others  I  have  borne. 
Ermenegild  !  thou  mightest,  sure,  have  lived  ! 
A  father's  name  awoke  no  dread  of  thee  ! 
Only  thy  mother's  early  bloom  was  thine ! 
There  dwelt  on  Julian's  brow . .  thine  was  serene . . 
The  brighten'd  clouds  of  elevated  souls, 
Fear'd  by  the  most  below :  those  who  lookt  up 
Saw  at  their  season  in  clear  signs  advance 
Eapturous  valour,  calm  solicitude, 
All  that  impatient  youth  would  press  from  age, 
Or  sparing  age  sigh  and  detract  from  youth  : 
Hence  was  his  fall !  my  hope  !  myself!  my  Julian ! 
Alas  !  I  boasted . .  but  I  thought  on  him, 
Inheritor  of  all . .  all  what  1  my  wrongs . . 
Follower  of  me .  mnd  whither?  to  the  grave . . 
Ah  no  :  it  should  have  been  so  years  far  hence  ! 
Him  at  this  moment  I  could  pity  most, 


SCENE    IV.] 


COUNT  JULIAN. 


523 


But  I  most  prided  in  him ;  now  I  know 

I  loved  a  name,  I  doated  on  a  shade. 

Sons !  I  approach  the  mansions  of  the  just, 

And  my  arms  clasp  you  in  the  same  embrace, 

Where  none  shall  sever  you  . .  and  do  I  weep  ! 

And  do  they  triumph  o'er  my  tenderness  ! 

I  had  forgotten  my  inveterate  foes 

Everywhere  nigh  me,  I  had  half  forgotten 

Your  very  murderers,  while  I  thought  on  you  : 

For,  0  my  children,  ye  fill  all  the  space 

My  soul  would  wander  o'er . .  0  bounteous  heaven! 

There  is  a  presence,  if  the  well-beloved 

Be  torn  from  us  by  human  violence, 

More  intimate,  pervading,  and  complete, 

Than  when  they  lived  and  spoke  like  other  men ; 

And  their  pale  images  are  our  support 

When  reason  sinks,  or  threatens  to  desert  us. 

I  weep  no  more . .  pity  and  exultation 

Sway  and  console  me :  are  they . .  no ! . .  both  dead1? 

Muza.  Ay,  and  unsepulchred. 

Julian.  Nor  wept  nor  seen 

By  any  kindred  and  far-following  eye  ? 

Muza.  Their  mother  saw  them,  if  not  dead,  expire. 

Julian.  0  cruelty . .  to  them  indeed  the  least ! 
My  children,  ye  are  happy . .  ye  have  lived 
Of  heart  unconquer'd,  honour  unimpair'd, 
And  died,  true  Spaniards,  loyal  to  the  last. 

Muza.  Away  with  him. 

Julian.  Slaves !  not  before  I  lift 

My  voice  to  heaven  and  man  :  though  enemies 
Surround  me,  and  none  else,  yet  other  men 
And  other  times  shall  hear :  the  agony 
Of  an  opprest  and  of  a  bursting  heart 
No  violence  can  silence ;  at  its  voice 
The  trumpet  is  o'erpower'd,  and  glory  mute, 
And  peace  and  war  .hide  all  their  charms  alike. 
Surely  the  guests  and  ministers  of  heaven 
Scatter  it  forth  through  all  the  elements, 
So  suddenly,  so  widely,  it  extends, 
So  fearfully  men  breathe  it,  shuddering 
To  ask  or  fancy  how  it  first  arose. 

Muza.  Yes,  they  shall  shudder  :  but  will  that, 

henceforth, 
Molest  my  privacy,  or  shake  my  power  1 

Julian.  Guilt  hath  pavilions,  but  no  privacy. 
The  very  engine  of  his  hatred  checks 
The  torturer  in  his  transport  of  revenge, 
Which,  while  it  swells  his  bosom,  shakes  his  power, 
And  raises  friends  to  his  worst  enemy. 

Muza.  Where  now  are  thine  ]  will  they  not  curse 

the  day 

That  gave  thee  birth,  and  hiss  thy  funeral ! 
Thou  hast  left  none  who  could  have  pitied  thee. 

Julian.  Many,  nor  those  alone  of  tenderer  mould, 
For  me  will  weep ;  many,  alas,  through  me  ! 
Already  I  behold  my  funeral ; 
The  turbid  cities  wave  and  swell  with  it, 
And  wrongs  are  lost  in  that  day's  pageantry  : 
Opprest  and  desolate,  the  countryman 
Receives  it  like  a  gift ;  he  hastens  home, 
Shows  where  the  hoof  of  Moorish  horse  laid  waste 
His  narrow  croft  and  winter  garden-plot, 
Sweetens  with  fallen  pride  his  children's  lore, 
And  points  their  hatred,  but  applauds  their  tears. 


Justice,  who  came  not  up  to  us  through  life, 

Loves  to  survey  our  likeness  on  our  tombs, 

When  rivalry,  malevolence,  and  wrath, 

And  every  passion  that  once  storm'd  around, 

Is  calm  alike  without  them  as  within. 

Our  very  chains  make  the  whole  world  our  own, 

Bind  those  to  us  who  else  had  past  us  by, 

Those  at  whose  call  brought  down  to  us,  the  light 

Of  future  ages  lives  upon  our  name. 

Muza.  I  may  accelerate  that  meteor's  fall, 
And  quench  that  idle  ineffectual  light 
Without  the  knowledge  of  thy  distant  world. 

Julian.  My  world  and  thine  are  not  that  dis- 
tant one. 

Is  age  less  wise,  less  merciful,  than  grief, 
To  keep  this  secret  from  thee,  poor  old  man  1 
Thou  canst  not  lessen,  canst  not  aggravate 
My  sufferings,  canst  not  shorten  or  extend 
Half  a  sword's  length  between  my  God  and  me. 
I  thank  thee  for  that  better  thought  than  fame, 
Which  none  however,  who  deserve,  despise, 
Nor  lose  from  view  till  all  things  else  are  lost. 

Abdalazis.  Julian,  respect  his  age,  regard  his 

power. 

Many  who  fear'd  not  death,  have  dragg'd  along 
A  piteous  life  in  darkness  and  in  chains. 
Never  was  man  so  full  of  wretchedness 
But  something  may  be  suffered  after  all, 
Perhaps  in  what  clings  round  his  breast  and  helps 
To  keep  the  ruin  up,  which  he  amid 
His  agony  and  frenzy  overlooks, 
But  droops  upon  at  last,  and  clasps,  and  dies. 

Julian.  Although  a  Muza  send  far  underground, 
Into  the  quarry  whence  the  palace  rose, 
His  mangled  prey,  climes  alien  and  remote 
Mark  and  record  the  pang.     While  overhead 
Perhaps  he  passes  on  his  favourite  steed, 
Less  heedful  of  the  misery  he  inflicts 
Than  of  the  expiring  sparkle  from  a  stone, 
Yet  we,  alive  or  dead,  have  fellow-men 
If  ever  we  have  served  them,  who  collect 
From  prisons  and  from  dungeons  our  remains, 
And  bear  them  in  their  bosom  to  their  sons. 
Man's  only  relics  are  his  benefits ; 
These,  be  there  ages,  be  there  worlds,  between, 
Retain  him  in  communion  with  his  kind  : 
Hence  is  our  solace,  our  security, 
Our  sustenance,  till  heavenly  truth  descends, 
Covering  with  brightness  and  beatitude 
The  frail  foundations  of  these  humbler  hopes, 
And,  like  an  angel  guiding  us,  at  once 
Leaves  the  loose  chain  and  iron  gate  behind. 

Muza.  Take  thou  my  justice  first,  then  hope 

for  theirs. 

I,  who  can  bend  the  living  to  my  will, 
Fear  not  the  dead,  and  court  not  the  unborn  : 
Their  arm  will  never  reach  me,  nor  shall  thine. 

Abdalazis.  Pity,  release  him,  pardon  him,  my 

father ! 

Forget  how  much  thou  hatest  perfidy, 
Think  of  him,  once  so  potent,  still  so  brave, 
So  calm,  so  self-dependent  in  distress, 
I  marvel  at  him  :  hardly  dare  I  blame 
When  I  behold  him  fallen  from  so  high, 


524 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


[ACT  i. 


And  so  exalted  after  such  a  fall. 
Mighty  must  that  man  be,  who  can  forgive 
A  man  so  mighty ;  seize  the  hour  to  rise, 
Another  never  comes  :  0  say,  my  father ! 
Say,  "  Julian,  be  my  enemy  no  more." 
He  fills  me  with  a  greater  awe  than  e'er 
The  field  of  battle,  with  himself  the  first, 
When  every  flag  that  waved  along  our  host 
Droopt  down  the  staff,  as  if  the  very  winds 
Hung  in  suspense  before  him.     Bid  him  go 
And  peace  be  with  him,  or  let  me  depart. 
Lo  !  like  a  god,  sole  and  inscrutable, 
He  stands  above  our  pity. 

Julian.  For  that  wish  . . 

Vain  as  it  is,  'tis  virtuous . .  0,  for  that, 
However  wrong  thy  censure  and  thy  praise, 
Kind  Abdalazis  !  mayst  thou  never  feel 
The  rancour  that  consumes  thy  father's  breast, 
Nor  want  the  pity  thou  hast  sought  for  mine  ! 

Muza.  Now  hast  thou  seal'd  thy  doom. 

Julian.  And  thou  thy  crimes. 

Abdalazis.   0  father  !   heed  him  not :   those 

evil  words.     ,    . 
Leave  neither  blight  nor  blemish  :  let  him  go. 

Muza.  A  boy,  a  very  boy  art  thou  indeed  ! 
One  who  in  early  day  would  sally  out 
To  chase  the  lion,  and  would  call  it  sport, 
But,  when  more  wary  steps  had  closed  him  round, 
Slink  from  the  circle,  drop  the  toils,  and  blanch 
Like  a  lithe  plant  from  under  snow  in  spring. 

Abdalazis.  He  who  ne'er  shrank  from  danger, 

might  shrink  now, 
And  ignominy  would  not  follow  here. 

Muza.  Peace,  Abdalazis !  How  is  this  ?  he  bears 
Nothing  that  warrants  him  invulnerable  : 
Shall  I  then  shrink  to  smite  him  ]  shall  my  fears 
Be  greatest  at  the  blow  that  ends  them  all  ? 
Fears  1  no !  'tis  justice,  fair,  immutable, 
Whose  measured  step  at  times  advancing  nigh 
Appalls  the  majesty  of  kings  themselves. 
0  were  he  dead  !  though  then  revenge  were  o'er  ! 


FIFTH  ACT.     FIFTH  SCENE. 

Officer.  Thy  wife,  Count  Julian  ! 

Julian.  Speak ! 

Officer.  Is  dead. 

Julian.  Adieu 

Earth  !  and  the  humblest  of  all  earthly  hopes, 
To  hear  of  comfort,  though  to  find  it  vain. 
Thou  murderer  of  the  helpless  !  shame  of  man  ! 
Shame  of  thy  own  base  nature  !  'tis  an  act 
He  who  could  perpetrate  could  not  avow, 
Stain'd,  as  he  boasts  to  be,  with  innocent  blood, 
Deaf  to  reproach  and  blind  to  retribution. 

Officer.  Julian !  be  just ;  'twill  make  thee  less 

unhappy. 

Grief  was  her  end :  she  held  her  younger  boy 
And  wept  upon  his  cheek  ;  his  naked  breast 
By  recent  death  now  hardening  and  inert, 
Slipt  from  her  knee ;  again  with  frantic  grasp 
She  caught  it,  and  it  weigh'd  her  to  the  ground  : 
There  lay  the  dead. 

Julian,  She  1 

Officer.  And  the  youth  her  son. 

Julian.  Receive  them  to  thy  peace,  eternal  God ! 
0  soother  of  my  hours,  while  I  beheld 
The  light  of  day,  and  thine !  adieu,  adieu  ! 
And,  my  Covilla !  dost  thou  yet  survive  ? 
Yes,  my  lost  child,  thou  livest  yet . .  in  shame  ! 

0  agony,  past  utterance  !  past  thought ! 
That  throwest  death,  as  some  light  idle  thing, 
With  all  its  terrors,  into  dust  and  air, 

1  will  endure  thee ;  I,  whom  heaven  ordain'd 
Thus  to  have  serv'd  beneath  my  enemies, 
Their  conqueror,  thus  to  have  revisited 

My  native  land  with  vengeance  and  with  woe. 
Henceforward  shall  she  recognise  her  sons, 
Impatient  of  oppression  or  disgrace, 
And  rescue  them,  or  perish  ;  let  her  hold 
This  compact,  written  with  her  blood  and  mine. 
Now  follow  me  :  but  tremble  :  years  shall  roll 
And  wars  rage  on,  and  Spain  at  last  be  free. 


ANDREA    OF  HUNGARY,   GIOVANNA  OF  NAPLES,  AND 

FRA   RUPERT:     A  TRILOGY. 

ANDREA  OF   HUNGARY. 


CHARACTERS. 

ANDREA.  FRA  RUPERT.  CARACCIOLI.  CARAFFA.  BOC- 
CACCIO. MAXIMINT,  a  Soldier.  KLAPWRATH,  ZINGA, 
PSEIN,  Hungarian  Officers.  PAGE.  GARISENDO,  a 
Peasant.  GIOVANNA,  Queen.  SANCIA,  Queen  Dowager. 
MARIA,  Sitter  of  Giovanna.  MARIA  OF  SICILY,  Half- 
fitter.  FIUPPA,  Foster-mother.  PETRONILLA,  a  Peasant. 

PROLOGUE. 
My  verse  was  for  thine  eyes  alone, 

Alone  by  them  was  it  repaid  ; 
And  still  thine  ear  records  the  tone 

Of  thy  grey  minstrel,  thoughtful  maid  ! 
Amid  the  pomps  of  regal  state, 

Where  thou,  O  Rose !  art  call'd  to  move, 
Thee  only  Virtue  can  elate, 

She  only  guide  thy  steps  to  Love. 


Sometimes,  when  dark  is  each  saloon, 
Dark  every  lamp  that  crown'd  the  Seine, 

Memory  hangs  low  Amalfi's  moon 
And  lights  thee  o'er  Salerno's  plain, 

And  onward,  where  Giovanna  bore 

Keen  anguish  from  envenom 'd  tongues: 

Her  fame  my  pages  shall  restore, 
Thy  pity  shall  requite  her  wrongs. 


ACT  I. 

SCENE  I.  PALACE  AT  NAPLES. 

ANDREA  and  GIOVANNA. 

Andrea.  What  say  you  now,  Giovanna!  shall 
we  go 


SCENE   III.] 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


525 


And  conquer  France1?  Heigho  1  I  am  sadly  idle ; 
My  mighty  mind  wants  full  activity. 

Giovanna.  Andrea !  be  contented ;  stay  at  home ; 
Conquer  ]  you  've  conquer'd  me 

Andrea.  Ah  rebel  queen  ! 
I  doubt  it :  we  have  had  war  first,  however, 
And  parleys,  and  all  that. 

Giovanna.  You  might  have  more 
Before  you  conquer  the  strong  cities  there. 

Andrea.  England,  they  tell  me,  hath  as  much 

of  France 

As  France  hath.     Some  imagine  that  Provenza 
Is  half-and-half  French  land.     How  this  may  be 
I  can  not  tell ;  I  am  no  theologian. 
Giovanna .  .  in  your  ear «  .  I  have  a  mind 
To  ride  to  Paris,  and  salute  the  king, 
And  pull  him  by  the  beard,  and  make  him  fight. 

Giovanna.    Know   that   French  beards    have 

stiffer  hairs  than  German,* 
And  crackle  into  flame  at  the  first  touch. 
.    Andrea.  'Sblood  !  like  black  cats  !     But  only 
in  the  dark  ? 

Giovanna.  By  night  or  day,  in  city  or  in  field. 

Andrea.  I  never  knew  it :  let  the  Devil  lug 

them 

For  me  then  !  they  are  fitter  for  his  "fist. 
Sure,  of  all  idle  days  the  marriage-day 
Is  idlest :  even  the  common  people  run 
About  the  streets,  not  knowing  what  to  do, 
As  if  they  came  from  wedding  too,  poor  souls  ! 
This  fancy  set  me  upon  conquering  France. 

Giovanna.   And  one  hour  only  after  we  are 
united  ? 

SCENE  II. 

MAEIA  enters. 

Andrea.   Maria!   where  are  you  for?    France 

or  Naples  ] 

She  heard,  she  smiled.  .Here  's  whispering!  This 
won't  do .  . 

[Going  ;  but  stops,  pacified. 
She  may  have  secrets  .  .  they  all  have  .  .  I'll 
leave  'em.  [Goes. 

Giovanna.  Unsisterly  !  unfriendly  ! 
Maria.  Peace  !  Giovanna  ! 
Giovanna.  That  word  has  sign'd  it.     I  have 

sworn  to  love  him. 
Maria.  Ah,  what  a  vow  ! 
Giovanna.  The  harder  to  perform 
The  greater  were  the  glory :  I  will  earn  it. 
Maria.  How  can  we  love  .  .  . 
Giovanna  (interrupting).  Mainly,  by  hearing 

none 

Decry  the  object;  then,  by  cherishing 
The  good  we  see  in  it,  and  overlooking 
What  is  less  pleasant  in  the  paths  of  life. 
All  have  some  virtue  if  we  leave  it  them 
In  peace  and  quiet ;  all  may  lose  some  part 
By  sifting  too  minutely  bad  and  good. 
The  tenderer  and  the  timider  of  creatures 
Often  desert  the  brood  that  has  been  handled 


*  Hungary  and  Germany  were  hostile. 


And  turn'd  about,  or  indiscreetly  lookt  at. 
The  slightest  touches,  touching  constantly, 
Irritate  and  inflame. 

Maria.    Giovanna  mine  ! 
These  rhetoric-roses  are  supremely  sweet, 
But  hold  !  the  jar  is  full.     I  promise  you 
I  will  not  steal  up  with  a  mind  to  snatch, 
Or  pry  too  closely  where  you  bid  me  not .  . 
But  for  the  nest  you  talk  about .  . 

Giovanna.  For  shame  J    . 
What  nest? 

Maria.  That  nest  your  blushes  gleam  upon. 
0  !  I  will  watch  each  twig,  each  feather  there, 
And,  if  my  turning,  tossing,  hugging,  does  it, 
Woe  to  Giovanna's  little  bird,  say  I. 

Giovanna.  Seriously,  my  sweet  sister  ! 

Maria  (interrupting).  Seriously 
Indeed !  What  briars  ere  we  come  to  that ! 

Giovanna.  I  am  accustom'd  to  Andrea's  ways, 
And  see  much  good  in  him. 

Maria.  I  see  it  too. 

Giovanna.  Fix  upon  that  your  eyes  ;  they  will 

grow  brighter, 
Maria,  for  each  beauty  they  discover. 


SCENE  HI.    ANOTHER  ROOM  IN  THE  PALACE. 

ANDREA,  FRA  RUPERT. 

Andrea.    Well  met  again,  Fra  Rupert !  Why 

not,  though, 

At  church  with  us  ?  By  this  humility 
You  lost  the  prettiest  sight  that  ever  was. 

Fra  Rupert.  I  know  what  such  sights  are. 

Andrea.  What  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  Vanity. 

Andrea.  Exact  the  thing  that  everybody  likes. 

Fra  Rupert.  You  young  and  heedless  ! 

Andrea.  We  pass  lightly  over, 
And  run  on  merrily  quite  to  the  end ; 
The   graver   stumble,  break    their    knees,  and 

curse  it : 

Which  are  the  wiser  1  Had  you  seen  the  church  ! 
The  finest  lady  ever  drest  for  court 
A  week-day  peasant  to  her !    By  to-morrow 
There  's  not  a  leg  of  all  the  crowd  in  Naples 
But  will  stand  stiff  and  ache  with  this  day's 

tiptoe ; 

There 's  not  a  throat  will  drop  its  paste-tape  down 
Without  some  soreness  from  such  roaring  cheers ; 
There  's  not  a  husband  but  whose  ears  will  tingle 
Under  his  consort's  claw  this  blessed  night 
For  sighing  "  What  an  angel  is  Giovanna  ! " 

Fra  Rupert.     Go,  go  !    I  can  not   hear   such 
ribaldry. 

Andrea.   Rather  should   you  have  heard,  as 

there  you  might, 

Quarrelsome  blunder-headed  drums,  o'erpower'd 
By  pelting  cymbals  ;  then  complaining  flutes, 
And  boy-voiced  fifes,  lively  and  smart  and  shrill; 
Then  timbrels,  where  tall  fingers  trip,  but  trip 
In  the  right  place,  and  run  along  again ; 
Then  blustering  trumpets,  wonder-wafting  horns, 


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[ACT  i. 


Ewivas  from  their  folks,  hurrahs  from  ours, 
And  songs  that  pour  into  both  ears  long  life 
And  floods  of  glory  and  victory  for  ever. 

Fra  Rupert.  What  signify  these  fooleries  1    In 

one  word, 
Andrea,  art  thou  king  ? 

Andrea,  I  fancy  so. 

The  people  never  give  such  hearty  shouts 
Saving  for  kings  and  blunders. 

Fra  Rupert.  Son !  beware, 
Lest  while  they  make  the   one  they  make  the 
other. 

Andrea.  How  must  I  guard  against  it? 

Fra  Rupert.  Twelve  whole  years 
Constantly  here  together,  all  the  time 
Since  we  left  Hungary,  and  not  one  day 
But  I  have  labour'd  to  instill  into  thee, 
Andrea  !  how  wise  kings  must  feel  and  act. 

Andrea.    But,  father,  who   let  you  into   the 
secret1? 

Fra  Rupert.  I  learnt  it  in  the  cloister. 

Andrea.  Then  no  doubt 
The  secret  is  worth  knowing;  many  are 
(Or  songs  and  fables  equally  are  false) 
Among  those  whisper'd  there. 

Fra  Rupert.  Methinks,  my  son, 
Such  words  are  lighter  than   beseems  crown'd 

heads, 
As  thine  should  be,  and  shall  be,  if  thou  wilt. 

Andrea.  Ay,  father,  but  it  is  not  so  as  yet ; 
Else  would  it  jingle  to  another  crown, 
With  what  a  face  beneath  it !    What  a  girl 
Is  our  Giovanna ! 

Fra  Rupert.  By  the  saints  above  ! 
I  thought  it  was  a  queen,  and  not  a  girl. 

Andrea.  There  is  enough  in  her  for  both  at 

once. 
A  queen  it  shall  be  then  the  whole  day  long. 

[FRA  RUPERT,  impatient. 
Nay,  not  a  word,  good  Frate  !  the  whole  day ; 
Ave-Maria  ends  it;  does  it  not? 
I  am  so  glad,  so  gamesome,  so  light-hearted, 
So  fond,  I  (sure  !)  am  long  steps  off  the  throne. 

Fra  Rupert.  And  ever  may'st  be,  if  thou  art 

remiss 
In  claiming  it. 

Andrea.  I  can  get  anything 
From  my  Giovanna.     You  would  hardly  guess 
What  she  has  given  me.     Look  here  ! 

Fra  Rupert.  A  book  ? 

Andrea.  '  King  Solomon? 

Fra  Rupert.  His  Song  ?    To  seculars  ] 
I  warrant  she  would  teach  it,  and  thou  learn  it. 

Andrea.  I  '11  learn  it  through,  I  '11  learn  it  every 

verse. 
Where  does  the  Song  begin  ?    I  see  no  rhymes. 

Fra  Rupert.  '  The  Proverbs  !  '     Not  so  bad  ! 

Andrea.  Are  songs  then  proverbs  ? 
And  what  is  this  hard  word  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  '  Ecdesiastes.'' 

Andrea.  But  look !  you  have  not  seen  the  best 

of  it. 

What  pretty  pictures  !  what  broad  rubies  !  what 
Prodigious  pearls  !  seas  seem  to  roll  within, 


And  azure  skies,  as  ever  bent  above, 

Push  their  pink  clouds,  half-shy,  to  mingle  with 

'em. 
Fra  Rupert.  I  am  not  sure  this  book  would  do 

thee  harm, 

But  better  let  me  first  examine  it.      [He  takes  it. 
Andrea.  You  shall  not  have  it;  give  it  me 

again. 

Fra  Rupert.  Loose  it,  I  say,  Andrea ! 
Andrea.  I  say  no! 
Fra  Rupert.  To  me  ? 

Andrea.  Dost  think  I  'd  say  it  to  Giovanna? 
Beside,  she  gave  it  me  :  she  has  read  in  it 
With  her  own  eyes,  has  written  latin  in  it 
With  her  own  fingers,  .  .  for  who  else  could  write 
Distinctly  such  small  letters  ?  .  .  You  yourself, 
Who  rarely  have  occasion  for  much  latin, 
Might  swear  them  to  be  latin  in  ten  minutes. 
Another  thing  .  .  the  selfsame  perfume  clings 
About  those  pages  as  about  her  bosom. 
Fra  Rupert  (starts.)  Abomination  !     Know  all 

that! 

Andrea.  Like  matins. 
Thence,  tho'  she  turn'd  quite  round,  I  saw  her 

take  it 

To  give  it  me.    Another  thing  .  .  the  people 
Bragg'd  of  my  mettle  half  an  hour  ago, 
And  I  will  show  I  have  it,  like  the  best. 
Another  thing  .  .  forgettest  thou,  Fra  Rupert, 
I  am  a  husband  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  Seven  years  old  thou  wert  one.* 
Andrea.  Ha,  but !  ha,  but !  seven  years  upon 

seven  years 

Could  not  make  me  the  man  I  am  to-day. 
Fra  Rupert.  Nor  seventy  upon  seven  a  tittle 

wiser. 
Andrea.  Why  did  not  you  then  make  me  while 

you  could  ] 
You  taught  me  nothing,  and  would  let  none 

teach  me, 

No,  not  our  king  himself,  the  wisest  man 
In  his  dominions,  nor  more  wise  than  willing. 
Forsooth  !  you  made  a  promise  to  my  father 
That  nobody  should  filch  my  faith  and  morals, 
No  taint  of  learning  eat  skin-deep  into  me  ! 
And  good  king  Robert  said,  "  If  thus  my  brother 
Must  have  it  .  .  if  such  promise  was  exacted  .  . " 
Fra  Rupert.   All  have  more  knowledge  than 

they  well  employ. 

Upbraidest  thou  thy  teacher,  guardian,  father? 
Andrea.    Fathers   may  be,  alas !   too   distant 

from  us, 
Guardians   may  be  too   close  .  .  but,   teacher? 

teacher  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  Silence  ! 
Andrea  (retreating.)    He  daunts  me  :  yet,  some 

day,  cospetto  ! 

Fra  Rupert.  What  mutterest  thou  1 
Andrea  (to  himself.)  I  will  be  brave,  please  God ! 
Fra  Rupert  (suppressing  rage.)  Obstinate  sin- 
ners are  alone  unpardon'd  : 
I  may  forgive  thee  after  meet  repentance, 

*  Andrea  and  Giovanna  were  contracted  when  he  was 
seven,  she  five. 


SCENE    IV.] 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


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But  must  confer  with  thee  another  time 
On  that  refractory  untoward  spirit. 
Andrea  (to  himself.)    He  was  then  in  the  right 

(it  seems)  at  last. 

Fra  Rupert.    I  hear  some  footsteps  coming 
hitherward. 

SCENE  IV. 
GIOVANNA  and  FILIPPA. 

Fra  Rupert,  (turns  his  back  to  them.)  0  those 
pestiferous  women ! 

Andrea.  Ay,  well  spoken. 
The  most  religious  of  religious  men 
Lifts  up  his  arms  and  eyes,  my  sweet  Giovanna, 
Before  your  wond'rous  charms. 

[The  Friar  looks  at  him  vrith  rage  and  scorn. 

Giovanna.  Simple  Andrea ! 
Are  they  more  wond'rous  than  they  were  before  ] 
Or  are  they  more  apparent  now  the  robes 
Are  laid  aside,  and  all  those  gems  that  made 
My  hair  stand  back,  chiefly  that  mischievous 
Malignant  ruby  (some  fierce  dragon's  eye 
Turn'd  into  stone)  which  hurt  your  finger  so 
With  its  vile  crooked  pin,  for  touching  me, 
When  you  should  have  but  lookt,  and  not  quite 
that. 

Fra  Rupert  (who  had  listened.)  Come  hither ; 
didst  thou  hear  her  ] 

A  ndrea.  Every  word ; 
And  bear  no  rancour  to  her,  though  she  scolds. 

Fra  Rupert.    She  might  have  waited  twenty 

years  beyond 

This  day,  before  she  thought  of  matrimony ; 
She  talks  so  like  a  simpleton . 

Andrea.  She  does 

Indeed  :  yet,  father  !  it  is  very  true  : 
The  pin  did  prick  me  :  she  is  no  simpleton 
As  far  as  memory  goes. 

[The  Friar  looks  up,  then  walks  about  impa- 
tiently. 

Now,  won't  you  mind  me  1 
She  is  but  very  young,  scarce  seventeen  ; 
When  she  is  two  years  older,  just  my  age, 
Then  shall  you  see  her  !  more  like  me  perhaps. 
She  might  have  waited  .  .  you  say  well  .  .  and 

would 

Willingly,  I  do  think  ;  but  I  am  wiser, 
And  warmer.     Our  Hungarian  blood  (ay,  Frate !) 
Is  not  squeez'd  out  of  March  anemones. 

Filippa.    Since,  friar  Rupert !   here  are  met 

together 

The  lofty  and  the  lowly,  they  and  we, 
If  your  austerity  of  life  forbade 
To  mingle  with  the  world's  festivities, 
Indulge,  I  pray  you,  in  that  luxury 
Which  suits  all  seasons,  sets  no  day  apart, 
Excludes  from  its  communion  none,  howe'er 
Unworthy,  but  partakes  of  God  indeed  .  . 
Indulge  in  pardon. 

Fra  Rupert.  Does  a  seneschal's 
Wife  bend  before  me  ]    Do  the  proud  ones  beg  ] 

Filippa.  Too  proud  I  may  be  :  even  the  very 
humblest 


May  be  too  proud.     I  am,  'tis  true,  the  widow 
Of  him  you  mention.     Do  I  beg  1    I  do. 
Our  queen  commands  me  to  remove  ill-will. 

Fra  Rupert.    There  are  commands  above  the 
queen's. 

Filippa.  There  are, 

0  holy  man  !  obey  we  both  at  once  ! 
Giovanna  (calls  ANDREA.)  Husband  ! 

Fra  Rupert.   And  not  our  king]  most  noble 

lady! 
Giovanna.  He,  or  I  much  mistake  him,  is  my 

husband. 

Andrea.  Mistake  me  !  not  a  whit :  I  am,  I  am. 
Giovanna.  If,  0  my  husband !  that  dear  name 

has  power 

On  your  heart  as  on  mine,  now  when  first  spoken, 
Let  what  is  love  between  us  shed  its  sweets 
A  little  wider,  tho'  a  little  fainter ; 
Let  all  our  friends  this  day,  all  yours,  all  mine, 
Be  one  another's,  and  not  this  day  only. 
Persuade  them. 
Andrea.  Can  I] 
Giovanna.  You  persuaded  me. 
Andrea.    Ay,  but  you  did  not  hate  me ;  and 

your  head 
Is  neither  grey  nor  tonsured ;  these  are  odds. 

1  never  could  imagine  well  how  folks 
Who  disagree  in  other  things,  a-gree 

To  make  each  other  angry.     What  a  game  ! 

To  toss  back  burs  until  the  skin  is  full 

On  either  side  !    Which  wins  the  stake,  I  wonder  ] 

Fra  Rupert  (bursting  away).  I  have  no  patience. 

Andrea.  I  have,  now  he's  gone. 
How  long  were  you  contriving  this  grand  scheme 
To  drive  away  the  friar  1    Do  you  think 

[  Whispers  to  GIOVANNA. 
He  won't  come  after  supper  1    Does  he  know 
Our  chamber  ] 

Giovanna.  Hush  !  Andrea  ! 

Andrea.  In  good  earnest 
I  fear  him,  and  the  fleas  about  his  frock. 
Let  me  go  after  him  :  he  went  in  wrath  : 
He  may  do  mischief,  if  he  thinks  it  right, 
As  these  religious  people  often  do.    [ANDREA  (joes. 

Filippa.  Happy  Andrea  !  only  fleas  and  friars 
Molest  him  :  little  he  suspects  the  snares 
About  his  paths;  the  bitter  jealousies 
Of  Hungary ;  how  pertinaciously 
Mail'd  hands  grasp  sceptres,  how  reluctantly 
Loose  them ;  how  tempting  are  our  milder  clime 
And  gentler  nation  !     He  deserves  our  pity. 

Giovanna.  0  !  more  than  pity.     If  our  clime, 

our  nation, 

Bland,  constant,  kind,  congenial  with  each  other, 
Were  granted  him,  how  much  more  was  withheld  ! 
Sterile  the  soil  is  not,  but  sadly  waste. 
What  buoyant  spirits  and  what  pliant  temper ! 
How  patient  of  reproof !  how  he  wipes  off 
All  injuries  before  they  harden  on  him, 
And  wonders  at  affronts,  and  doubts  they  can  be ! 
Then,  his  wild  quickness !  0  the  churl  that  bent  it 
Into  the  earth,  colourless,  shapeless,  thriftless, 
Fruitless,  for  ever  !    Had  he  been  my  brother, 
I  should  have  wept  all  my  life  over  him  ; 


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ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


[ACT  ii. 


But,  being  my  husband,  one  hypocrisy 

I  must  put  on,  one  only  ever  will  I. 

Others  must  think,  by  my  observance  of  him, 

I  hold  him  prudent,  penetrating,  firm, 

No  less  than  virtuous :  I  must  place  myself 

In  my  own  house  (now  indeed  his)  below  him. 

Filippa.  I  almost  think  you  love  him. 

Giovanna.  He  has  few 
Even  small  faults,  which  small  minds  spy  the 

soonest ; 

He  has,  what  those  will  never  see  nor  heed, 
Wit  of  bright  feather,  but  of  broken  wing ; 
No  stain  of  malice,  none  of  spleen,  about  it. 
For  this,  and  more  things  nearer . .  for  the  worst 
Of  orphancy,  the  cruellest  of  frauds, 
Stealth  of  his  education  while  he  played 
Nor  fancied  he  could  want  it ;  for  our  ties 
Of  kindred ;  for  our  childhood  spent  together  ; 
For  those  dear  faces  that  once  smiled  upon  us 
At  the  same  hour,  in  the  same  balcony  ; 
Even  for  the  plants  we  rear'd  in  partnership, 
Or  spoil'd  in  quarrel,  I  do  love  Andrea. 
But,  from  his  counsellors  ! .  . . 

Filippa.  We  shall  elude 

Their  clumsy  wiles  perhaps.  The  youth,  methinks, 
Is  tractable. 

Giovanna.  May  wise  men  guide  him  then ! 
It  lies  beyond  my  duty. 

Filippa.  But  the  wise 
Are  not  the  men  who  guide  the  tractable. 
The  first  bold  hand  that  seizes,  holds  them  fast ; 
And  the  best  natures  melt  into  the  bad 
'Mid  dances  and  carousals. 

Giovanna.  Let  Andrea 
Be  sparing  of  them ! 

Filippa.  Evil  there  may  be 
Where  evil  men  preside,  but  greatly  worse 
Is  proud  austerity  than  princely  glee. 

Giovanna.  Heaven  guard  us !    I  have  entered 

on  a  course 

Beleaguered  with  dense  dangers :  but  that  course 
Was  first  ordained  in  earth,  and  now  in  heaven. 
My  father's  spirit  filled  his  father's  breast, 
And  peace  and  union  in  our  family 
(They  both  foresaw)  would  be  secured  by  ours. 

Filippa.  She  who  forgets  her  parent  will  forego 
All  later  duties  :  yes,  when  love  has  lost 
The  sound  of  its  spring-head,  it  grows  impure, 
Tortuous,  and  spent  at  last  in  barren  sand. 
I  owe  these  generous  kings  the  bread  I  broke, 
The  letters  I  pickt  up  :  no  vile  sea-weed 
Had  perisht  more  neglected,  but  for  them. 
They  would  heap  affluence  on  me ;  they  did  heap  it ; 
Next,  honours  :  for  these  only  I  am  ungrateful. 

Giovanna  (smiling) .  Ungrateful  Hhou  ?  Filippa ! 

Filippa.  Most  ungrateful. 
With  humble  birth  and  humbler  intellect 
The  puff-ball  might  have  bounced  along  the  plain 
And  blinded  the  beholder  with  its  dust : 
But  intellect  let  down  on  humble  birth 
Writhes  under  titles,  shrinks  from  every  glance, 
At  every  question  turns  one  fibre  fresh 
For  torture,  aiid,  unpullied  and  adrift, 
Burns  its  dull  heart  away  in  smouldering  scorn. 


Giovanna.    Where  no  ethereal  spirit  fills  the 

breast . . 
Filippa.    . .  Honours  are  joys  great  as  such  breast 

can  hold. 

Giovanna.  The  happy  then  in  courts  are  num- 
berless ; 
We  hear  the  contrary. 

Filippa.  Never  believe 
This,  nor  another  ill  report  of  them. 
Giovanna.  What] 
Filippa.  That  the  great  are  not  great  to  their 

valets ; 

'Tis  but  their  valets  who  can  find  their  greatness. 
Giovanna.  I  know  that  you  have  enemies. 
Filippa.  Thank  God ! 
I  might  have  else  forgotten  what  I  am, 
And  what  he  gave  me  ere  he  placed  me  here. 
Giovanna.  I  never  shall,  Filippa  ! 
Filippa.  Think  of  those 
Who  rais'd  our  souls  above  us,  not  of  me. 

Giovanna.  Oh !  if  my  soul  hath  risen,  if  the 

throbs 

Of  gratitude  now  tell  it  me,  if  they 
Who  rais'd  it  must  be  thought  of .  .  to  my  heart, 
Filippa  !  for  the  heart  alone  can  think. 
Filippa.   I  first  received  thee  in  these  arms; 

these  arms 
Shall  loose  thee  last  of  living  things,  Giovanna. 


ACT  II. 

SCENE  I.    IN  THE  PALACE. 

GIOVANNA,  FIAMMETTA,  MARIA. 

Maria.  And  now,  Fiammetta,  tell  me  whence 

that  name 
Which  tickles  thee  so. 

Fiammetta.  Tell  indeed  !  not  I. 

Maria  (to  GIOVANNA).  Sister!  you  may  command. 

Giovanna.  Command  a  sister  ? 
Secrets  are  to  be  won,  but  not  commanded. 
I  never  heard  the  name  before  . .  Fiammetta  . . 
Is  that  it  ? 

Maria.  That  is  it. 

Fiammetta.  For  shame,  Maria  ! 
Never  will  I  entrust  you  with  a  secret. 

Maria.  I  do  believe  ^ou  like  this  one  too  well 
Ever  to  let  another  mingle  with  it. 

Fiammetta  (to  herself).  I  do  indeed,  alas ! 

Giovanna.  Some  gallant  knight. 
Has  carried  off  her  scarf  and  bared  her  heart. 
But  to  this  change  of  name  I  must  withhold 
Assent,  I  like  Maria  so  much  better. 

Fiammetta  (points  to  MARIA).  There  is  Maria 
yet. 

Giovanna.  But  where  twin-roses 
Have  grown  so  long  together,  to  snap  one 
Might  make  the  other  droop. 

Fiammetta.  Ha !  now,  Maria  ! 
Maria  !  you  are  spriuged,  my  little  quail ! 

Giovanna.  Fiammetta  !  if  our  father  were  here 

with  us, 
He  would  suspect  some  poet  friend  of  his, 


SCENE   II.] 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


529 


Dealer  in  flames  and  darts,  their  only  trade, 
Enchanted  his  Sicilian. 

Maria.  Ho  !  ho  !  ho  .' 

Proserpine  never  blusht  such  damask  blushes 
When  she  was  caught. 

Fiammetta.  I  am  quite  cool. 

Maria.  The  clouds 

May  be  quite  cool  when  they  are  quite  as  red ; 
Girl's  faces,  I  suspect,  are  somewhat  less  so. 

[FIAMMETTA  runs  off. 

Giovanna.  Maria  !  dear  Maria  !    She  is  flown. 
Is  the  poor  girl  in  love  then? 

Maria.  Till  this  hour 
I  thought  it  but  a  fancy,  such  as  all 
We  children  have :  we  all  choose  one  ;  but,  sure, 
To  run  out  of  the  room  at  the  mere  shadow ! 

Giovanna.  What  would  you  do  ? 

Maria.  Wait  till  he  came  himself. 

Giovanna.  And  then  ? 

Maria.  Think  seriously  of  running  off, 
Until  I  were  persuaded  it  was  civil. 

SCENE  IL 

Andrea.  What  have  ye  done  to  little  Sicily? 
She  ran  so  swiftly  by  me,  and  pusht  back 
My  hand  so  smartly  when  I  would  have  stopt 

her, 

I  think  you  must  have  vext  her  plaguily 
Among  you. 

Maria.  She  was  vext,  but  not  by  us. 

Andrea.  Yes,  many  girls  are  vext  to  day.    One 

bride 
Sheds  fifty  thorns  from   each  white  rose    she 

wears. 

I  did  not  think  of  that.     (To  MAKIA.)     You  did, 
no  doubt? 

Maria.  I  wear  white  roses  too,  as  well  aa  she  : 
Our  queen's  can  have  no  thorns  for  us. 

Andrea.  Not  one? 

Maria.  No,  nor  for  any  in  this  happy  realm. 

Andrea.   Ah  now!  this  happy  realm!    Some 

people  think 
That  I  could  make  it  happier. 

Giovanna.  I  rejoice 
To  hear  it. 

Andrea.  Are  you  glad,  my  little  bride? 

Giovanna.    Most  glad.      0   never   disappoint 

their  hopes ! 
The  people  are  so  kind  !  they  love  us  so ! 

Andrea.    They  are  a   merry   race :   ay,  very 
.,'.  .  crickets, 

Chirruping,  leaping.     What  they  eat,  God  knows; 
Sunshine  and  cinders,  may  be  :  he  has  sent 
Plenty  of  these,  and  they  are  satisfied. 

Giovanna.  Should  we  be,  if  they  are  ? 

Andrea.  0  then  !  a  boon  ! 
To  make  them  happy  all  their  lives. 

Giovanna.  The  boon 

To  make  them  happier  Heaven  alone  can  grant. 
Hearken  !    If  some  oppressions  were  removed, 
Beyond  my  strength  to  manage,  it  were  done. 

Andrea.  Nothing  so  easy.     Not  your  strength 
indeed, 


But  mine,  could  push  a  buffalo  away. 
I  have  a  little  favour  to  request. 

Giovanna.  Speak. 

Andrea.  Give  me  then  this  kingdom,  only  this. 
I  do  not  covet  mountains  to  the  north, 
Nor  cities  over  cities  farther  west, 
Casal  or  Monferrato  or  Saluzzo, 
Asti  or  Coni,  Ceva  or  Torino, 
Where  that  great  river  runs  which  spouts  from 

heaven, 

Nor  Aix  nor  Toulon,  nor  Marseille  nor  Nice 
Nor  Avignon,  where  our  good  pope  sits  percht  ; 
I  only  want  this  tidy  little  kingdom, 
To  make  it  happy  with  this  sword  upon  it. 

Giovanna.  The  people  and  their  laws  alone  can 
give  it. 

Andrea.  Well,  we  can  make  the  laws. 

Giovanna.  And  people  too? 

Andrea.  Giovanna !  I  do  think  that  smile  could 

make 

A  thousand  peoples  from  the  dullest  clay, 
And  mould  them  to  thy  will. 

Giovanna.  Pure  poetry ! 

Andrea.  Don't  say  it !  or  they  knock  me  on 

the  head ! 

I  ought  to  be  contented;  but  they  would 
Insist  upon  it.    I  have  askt :  here  ends 
My  duty :  I  don't  want  it  for  myself  .  . 
And  yet  those  cities  lookt  like  strings  of  bird- 


And  tempted  me  above  my  strength.  I  only 
Repent  of  learning  all  their  names  for  nothing. 
Let  them  hang  where  they  are. 

Giovanna.  Well  said. 

A  ndrea.  Who  wants  'em  ? 
I  like  these  pictures  better.     What  a  store  ! 
Songs,  proverbs,  and  a  word  as  hard  as  flint, 
Enough  for  fifty  friars  to  ruminate 
Amid  their  cheese  and  cobnuts  after  dinner, 
Read  it  me. 

Giovanna.  Which  ?  [  ANDREA  .points. 

Giovanna.  '  Ecclesiastes.' 

Andrea.  Right ! 

As  you  pronounce  it,  scarce  a  word  of  ours 
In  Hungary  is  softer.     What  a  tongue ! 
Round,  juicy,  sweet,  and  soluble,  as  cherries. 
When  Frate  Rupert  utter'd  the  same  word, 
It  sounded  just  as  if  his  beard  and  breast, 
And  all  which  there  inhabit,  had  turn'd  round 
Into  his  throat,  to  rasp  and  riddle  it. 
I  never  shall  forget  Ecclesiastes  ! 
Only  two  words  I  know  are  pleasanter. 

Giovanna.  And  which  are  they? 

Andrea  (saluting  her).  Giovanna  and  Carina. 

Maria.  Unmanner'd  prince ! 

Andrea.  Now  the  white  rose  sheds  thorns. 

SCENE  III. 

SANCIA  and  FILIPPA. 

Sancia  (smiling).  Step-mothers  are  not 

quite  at  home 
With  their  queen-daughters. 

Giovanna.  Yet  queen-mothers  are. 


530 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


[ACT  ii. 


Step-mother  you  have  never  been  to  me, 
But  kindest,  fondest,  tenderest,  truest  mother. 

Maria.  Are  we  not  all  your  children? 

Sancia.  All.    Where  then 
Is  fled  our  lively  Sicily  ? 

Oiovanna.  She  is  gone 
To  her  own  chamber. 

Maria.  To  read  poetry. 

Sancia.   Where  poetry  is  only  light   or  flat- 
tering 
She  might  read  some  things  worse,  and  many 

better. 

I  never  loved  the  heroes  of  Romance, 
And  hope  they  glide  not  in  among  the  leaves. 

Maria.  And  love  you  then  their  contraries? 

Sancia.  Those  better. 

What  clever  speech,  Maria,  dost  thou  ponder  ? 
I  see  we  differ. 

Maria.  Rather. 

Sancia.  Why  so  grave  ? 
Surely  no  spur  is  tangled  in  thy  hem  ! 

Maria.  No,  my  regrets  were  all  for  you.    What 

pity 

Andrea  dropt  upon  our  globe  too  late  ; 
A  puissant  antipode  to  all  such  heroes  ! 

Giovanna  (smiling).  Intolerable  girl !  sad  jea- 
lous creature ! 

Sancia.  Where  is  he  ?  I  was  seeking  him. 

Maria.  There  now ! 

Sancia.  Or  else  I  should  not  have  return'd  so 

soon 
After  our  parting  at  the  Benediction.          [Goes. 

Maria.  Sister  !  I  fear  my  little  flippancy 
Hurried  Queen  Sancia  :  why  just  now  want  sposo  ? 

Oiovanna.  She  did  not  smile,  as  you  do,  when 

she  went. 

Fond  as  she  is,  her  smiles  are  faint  this  morning. 
A  sorrowing  thought,  pure  of  all   gloom,   o'er- 

spread 
That  saintly  face. 

Maria.  It  did  indeed. 

Oiovanna.  She  loves 
Us  all,  she  loves  our  people  too,  most  kindly. 

Maria.   Seeing  none  other  than   Hungarian 

troops 

At  church  about  us,  deeply  did  she  sigh 
And  say  "  Ah  !  where  are  ours  ? " 

Oiovanna.  You  pain  me  sadly. 
Queens,  0  Maria !  have  two  hearts  for  sorrow ; 
One  sinks  upon  our  Naples.    Whensoever 
I  gaze  ('tis  often)  on  her  bay,  so  bright 
With  sun-wove  meshes,  idle  multitudes 
Of  little  plashing  waves ;  when  air  breathes  o'er  it 
Mellow  with  sound  and  fragrance,  of  such  purity 
That  the  blue  hills  seem  coming  nearer,  nearer, 
As  I  look  forth  at  them,  and  tossing  down 
Joyance  for  joyance  to  the  plains  below . . 
To   think   what    mannerless,   unshorn,   harsh- 

tongued 

Barbarians  from  the  Danube  and  the  Drave 
Infest  them,  I  cast  up  my  eyes  to  Heaven 
Impatiently,  despondently,  and  ask 
Are  such  the  guests  for  such  festivities? 
But  shall  they  dare  enthral  my  poor  Andrea  ? 


Send,  send  for  him  :  I  would  not  he  were  harm'd, 
Much  less  degraded.    O  for  ministers 
To  guide  my  counsels  and  protect  my  people  ! 
I  would  call  round  me  all  the  good  and  wise. 
Sancia  (returning).  Daughter  !  no  palace  is  too 

small  to  hold  them. 

The  good  love  other  places,  love  the  fields, 
And  ripen  the  pale  harvest  with  their  prayers. 
Solitude,  solitude,  so  dread  a  curse 
To  princes,  such  a  blight  to  sycophants, 
Is  their  own  home,  their  healthy  thoughts  grow 

in  it. 

The  wise  avoid  all  our  anxieties  : 
The  cunning,  with  the  tickets  of  the  wise, 
Push  for  the  banquet,  seize  each  vacant  chair, 
Gorge,  pat  their  spaniel,  and  fall  fast  asleep. 
Giovanna.   Ah  then  what  vigils  are  reserved 

for  me ! 

Maria.  Hark !  spears  are  grounded. 
Giovanna.  Officer  !  who  comes  ? 
Officer.   Lady !  the  friar  mounts  the  stairs ; 

behind  him 
Those  potent  lords,  CarafFa  and  Caraccioli. 

Giovanna.   Your  chair,  Queen  Sancia,  stands 

unoccupied : 

We  must  be  seated  to  receive  the  lords. 
Is.  it  not  so  ? 

Sancia.  The  queen  must. 
Giovanna.  One  queen  only  ? 
The  younger  first  ?  we  can  not  thus  reverse 
The  laws  of  nature  for  the  whims  of  court. 

[SANCIA  is  seated. 

There 's  our  kind  mother !  Just  in  time !    They 
come. 


RCRNE  IV. 

FBA  RUPERT,  CARAFFA  and  CARACCIOLI. 

Lady  !  these  nobles  bring  me  with  them  hither, 
Fearing  they  might  not  win  an  audience 
On  what  concerns  the  welfare  of  the  state, 
In  such  an  hour  of  such  a  day  as  this. 

Giovanna.  Speak,  gentlemen !  You  have  much 

wronged  yourselves, 
And  me  a  little,  by  such  hesitation. 
No  day,  methinks,  no  hour,  is  half  so  proper, 
As  when  the  crown  is  placed  upon  my  brow, 
To  hear  what  are  its  duties. 

Caraffa.  Gracious  queen ! 
We  come  to  represent . . 

Fra  Rupert  (behind).  Speak  out  .  .  wrongs  .  . 

rights . . 
Religion. 

Caraffa  (to  him).  You  distract  me. 

Fra  Rupert  (to  CARACCIOLI).  Speak  then  thou. 
See  how  attentively,  how  timidly, 
She  waits  for  you,  and  blushes  up  your  void ! 

Caraccioli.  'Tis  therefore  I  want  words. 

Fra  Rupert.  Hear  mine  then,  boys ! 

[  Walks  toward  GIOVANNA. 
Imprest  with  awe  before  such  majesty, 
The  hopes  of  Naples,  whom  their  fathers  deem 
On  this  occasion,  this  gay  hour,  from  high 


SCENE   VI.] 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


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Nobility,  from  splendour  of  equipments, 
Beauty  of  person,  gracefulness  of  mien, 
And  whatsoever  courts  are  courtly  by, 
Most  fitted,  and  most  likely  to  prevail 
Against  those  ancient  frauds  and  artifices 
Which  certain  dark  offenders  weave  about  them  . . 
These  unsophisticated  youths,  foredoom'd 
Longest  and  most  impatiently  to  suffer, 
Lay  humbly  at  the  footstool  of  your  throne 
A  list  of  grievances  yet  unredrest. 

Giovanna.  Give  it  me,  gentlemen,  we  will  per- 
use it 
Together. 

Fra  Rupert.  They  are  more  than  scribe  could 
pen. 

Giovanna  (to  FRA  RUPERT).  Are  they  of  native 

or  imported  growth  1 

Your  Reverence  hath  some  practice  in  the  sorting. 
Permit  me  to  fill  up  your  pause,  Fra  Rupert ! 
On  this  occasion,  this  gay  hour,  methinks 
To  urge  impatience  and  foredoom  of  suffering 
Is  quite  untimely.     High  nobility 
And  splendour  of  equipment  are  the  last 
Of  merits  in  Caraffas  and  Caracciolis.     [To  them. 
The  delicacy  that  deferr'd  the  tender 
Of  your  important  service,  I  appreciate, 
Venturing  to  augur  but  a  brief  delay. 
Gentlemen  !  if  your  fathers  bade  you  hither, 
I  grieve  to  owe  them  more  than  I  owe  you, 
And  trust,  when  next  we  see  you,  half  the  pleasure, 
Half,  if  not  all,  may  be  your  own  free  gift. 

[She  rises,  they  go. 


SCENE  V.    PALACE  GARDEN. 

FRA  RUPERT,  CARAFFA,  and  CARACCIOLI. 

Fra  Rupert.  The  losel ! 

Caraccioli.  Saints !  what  graciousness  ! 

Caraffa.  Was  ever 

So  sweet  a  girl  ?    He  is  uglier  than  old  Satan, 
Andrea  .  .  I  abhor  him  worse  than  ever.  .  . 
Curse  on  that  Tartar,  Turk,  Bohemian, 
Hungarian !    I  could  now  half-strangle  him. 

Fra  Rupert.  We  are  dismist. 

Caraffa.  My  speech  might  have  done  wonders. 

Fra  Rupert.  Now,  who  (the  mischief !)  stops  a 

dead  man's  blood  ? 

Wonders !  ay  truly,  wonders  it  had  done  ! 
Thou  wert  agape  as  money-box  for  mass, 
And  wantedst  shaking  more.       What  are  our 
gains? 

Caraffa.   A  vision  the  strain'd  eyes  can  not 

inclose, 

Or  bring  again  before  them  from  the  senses, 
Which  clasp  it,  hang  upon  it,  nor  will  ever 
Release  it,  following  thro'  eternity. 

Caraccioli.    I  can  retain  her  image,  hear  her 

words, 

Repeat,  and  tone  them  on  each  fibre  here, 
Distinctly  still. 

Caraffa.  Then  hast  thou  neither  heart 
Nor  brain,  Caraccioli !  No  strife  so  hard 
As  to  catch  one  slight  sound,  one  faintest  trace, 


Of  the  high  beauty  that  rules  over  us. 
Who  ever  seized  the  harmony  of  heaven, 
Or  saw  the  confine  that  is  nearest  earth  1 

Fra  Rupert.  I  can  bear  youthful  follies,  but 

must  check 

The  words  that  run  thus  wide  and  point  at  heaven. 
We  must  warn  laymen  fairly  off  that  ground. 
Are  ye  both  mad  ? 

Caraffa.  One  is ;  I  swear  to  one : 
I  would  not  be  the  man  that  is  not  so 
For  empires  girt  with  gold,  worlds  starr'd  with 

women : 

A  trance  is  that  man's  life,  a  dream  be  mine  ! 
Caraccioli 's  an  ice-pit,  covered  o'er 
With  straw   and    chaff  and  double-door'd  and 

thatcht, 

Andwall'd,the  whole  dark  space,  with  earthen  wall. 
Why  !  Frate !  all  those  groans  of  thine  for  heaven  1 
Art  toucht  ] 

Fra  Rupert.    I  have  been  praying  fervently  .  . 
Despairingly  I  fear  to  say  .  .  'twere  rash, 
Ungrateful,  and  ungodly. 

Caraffa.  He  has  brought 
The  whole  Maremma  on  me  at  one  breath. 
My  cold  fit  now  comes  over  me.     But,  Frate  !  • 
If  we  do  feel,  may  we  not  say  we  do  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  To  feel  is  harm;  to  say  it,  may 

be  none, 
Unless  'tis  said  with  levity  like  thine. 

Caraffa.  Ah  faith  !  I  wish  'twere  levity !    The 

pagan 

That  heaves  up  Etna,  calls  it  very  differently. 
I  think  the  dog  is  better  off  than  I  am  ; 
He  groans  upon  the  bed  where  lies  his  torment  ; 
I  very  far  away  from  where  lies  mine. 

Fra  Rupert.  Art  thou  a  Christian  ? 

Caraffa.  Father  !  don't  be  serious.    . 

Fra  Rupert.  I  must  be. 

Caraffa.  Have  not  I  most  cause  1 

Fra  Rupert.  Yea  truly. 

Caraffa.  I  am  not  over-given  to  complain, 
But  nettles  will  sting  all  .  . 

Fra  Rupert.  .  .  who  put  their  hands  in. 
Caraccioli !  be  warn'd  by  this  our  friend 
What  sufferings  may  arise  from  lawless  love. 
Thine  passeth  its  due  bounds ;  it  doth,  Caraccioli ! 
But  thou  canst  conquer  every  wild  desire; 
A  high  emprize  !  what  high  emprize  but  suits 
A  true  Caraccioli !    We  meet  again  .  . 
I  have  some  warnings,  some  reproofs,  for  him. 

[CARACCIOLI  goes. 


SCENE  VI. 
FRA  RUPERT,  CARAFFA. 

Fra  Rupert.    Where  walls  are  living  things, 

have  ears,  eyes,  mouths, 
Deemest  thou,  son  Francesco  !  I  alone 
Heard  those  most  violent  words  about  Andrea  ? 
Caraffa.  What  words  ?    I  never  thought  about 

the  man ; 

About  his  wife  some  little ;  true  enough. 
Some  little  1  criminal  it  were  to  say  it : 

M  M  2 


532 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


[ACT  in. 


He  who  thinks  little  of  such  .  .  such  perfection, 
Has  left  his  thoughts  among  the  worms  that  creep 
-In  charnel-houses,  among  brainless  skulls, 
Dry  bones,  without  a  speck  of  blood,  a  thread 
Of  fibre,  ribs  that  never  cased  a  heart. 
The  volumes  of  the  doctors  of  the  church 
Could  not  contain  a  tithe  of  it :  their  clasps, 
Strong  enough  to  make  chains  for  Saracens, 
Their  timbers  to  build  argosies,  would  warp 
And  split,  if  my  soul's  fire  were  pent  within. 

Fra  Rupert,  Remember,  son  Francesco !  prince 

Andrea, 

King  rather  (such  the  husband  of  a  queen 
Is  virtually,  and  should  be)  king  Andrea 
Lives  under  my  protection. 

Cara/a.  Well,  what  then  ? 

Fra  Rupert.    What  ?   Into  mine  own  ear  didst 

thou  not  breathe 
Traitorous  threats  1 

Cara/a.  I  ?  Threats  ]  About  his  queen  1 

Fra  Rupert.  Filthy  !  most  filthy  ! 

Cara/a.  No,  no  :  wandering  thoughts 
Fluttered  in  that  direction ;  one  thought,  rather. 
Doves  have  hot  livers. 

Fra  Rupert.  Be  adultery 
Bad  as  it  will,  yet  treason,  son  Francesco  ! 
Treason  is  far  more  difficult  to  deal  with. 

Cara/a.  I  do  suspect  it  may  be. 

Fra  Rupert.  Saidst  thou  not 
Thou  couldst  half-strangle  that  Hungarian  ? 

Cara/a.  Spake  I  so  rashly  ] 

Fra  Rupert.  I  am  a  Hungarian. 

Cara/a.   Evident :   but  that  noble  mien  would 

daunt 

Moor,  Usbeck,  Abyssinian  :  and  that  strength  ! 
A  Switzer  bear  could  not  half-strangle  it. 

Fra  Rupert.  'Twere  martyrdom,  'twere  martyr- 
dom.    The  life 

Of  kings  hath  swords  and  scaffolds  round  about  it; 
A  word  might  fling  thee  on  them. 

Cara/a.  Such  a  word 
Must  fall  from  holy  lips,  thenceforth  unholy. 

Fra  Rupert.    Guided  by  me  and  courage,  thou 
art  safe. 


ACT  III. 

SCENE  I.    IN  THE  PALACE. 

ANDREA  and  FILIPPA. 

Andrea.  Many  the  stories  you've  repeated  to  me, 
Lady  Filippa  !  I  have  clean  forgotten  'em  ; 
But  all  the  bloody  giants  every  girl 
Before  our  bed-time  threw  into  my  night-cap, 
Lie  safe  and  sound  there  still. 

Fitippa.  I  quite  believe 
You've  not  the  heart  to  drive  them  out,  my  prince. 

Andrea.  Not  I  indeed.    And  then  your  sage 
advice ! 

Filippa,  Is  all  that  too  forgotten  ? 

Andrea.  No,  not  all ; 
But,  dear  Filippa,  now  that  I  am  married, 
And  sovran  (one  may  say)  or  next  door  to  it, 


You  must  not  give  me  any  more  advice  .  . 
Not  that  I  mind  it ;  but  to  save  appearances. 

[She  bends :  he  goes,  but  returns  suddenly. 
Lady  Filippa !  lady  seneschal ! 

Filippa.  My  prince  !  command  me. 

Andrea.  Solve  me  one  more  question. 
How  happens  it  (while  old  men  are  so  wise) 
That  any  foolish  thing,  advice  or  story, 
We  call  it  an  old  woman's  ? 

Filippa.  Prince  Andrea ! 
I  know  not  as  for  stories  and  advice ; 
I  only  know,  when  we  are  disappointed 
In  any  thing,  or  teazed  with  it,  we  scoff 
And  call  it  an  old  man's. 

Andrea.  Ah  spiteful  sex  ! 

Filippa.  Here  comes  Maria  :  ask  her  no  such 
questions. 

Andrea.  I  wish  Fra  Rupert  heard  your  words. 

Filippa.  To  prove  them  ? 

Maria.  Give  him  a  nosegay  at  the  door. 

Andrea.  He  spurns 
Such  luxury. 

Maria.  Since  his  arrival  here, 
Perfumes,  they  tell  me',  are  more  general 
And  tenfold  dearer :  everybody  wears  them 
In  self-defence :  men  take  them  with  their  daggers; 
Laundresses  sprinkle  them  on  vilest  linen, 
Lest  they  be  called  uncleanly ;  round  the  churches 
What   once   were   clouds   of  incense,   now   are 

canopies 

Of  the  same  benzoin ;  kites  could  not  fly  thro'  ; 
The  fainting  penitents  are  prone  to  catch 
At  the  priest's  surplice  as  he  passes  by, 
And  cry,  above  their  prayers  to  Heaven  for  mercy, 
Stop  !  stop  !  turn  back !  waft  me  a  little  yet. 

Andrea.  The  father  is  indeed  more  fox  than 

civet, 

And  stinks  out  sins  like  sulphur  and  stale  eggs. 
(To  MARIA.)  You  will  not  run  away  with  him? 

Maria.  Tarantola ! 

Worse  than  most  venomous  tarantola, 
He  bites,  and  will  not  let  us  dance  for  it. 


SCENE  IL     IN  THE   GARDENS  OP  CAPO  DI 
MONTE. 

BOCCACCIO  and  FIAMMETTA. 

Fiammetta.  I  do  not  know  whether  it  be  quite 

right 

To  listen,  as  I  have,  morn  after  morn 
And  evening  after  evening. 

Boccaccio.  Are  my  sighs 
Less  welcome  in  the  garden  and  the  bower, 
Than  where  loud  organ  bellow'd  them  away, 
And  chorister  and  waxlight  ran  between  1 

Fiammetta.     You   sadly   interrupted   me    at 

vespers  : 

Never  do  that  again,  sir !    When  I  pray, 
I  like  to  pray  with  all  my  heart.    Bold  man  ! 
Do  you  dare  smile  at  me  1 

Boccaccio.  The  bold  man  first 
Was  smiled  at ;  was  he  not  ] 

Fiammetta.  No,  no  such  thing  : 


SCENE   IV.] 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


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But  if  he  was,  it  was  because  he  sigh'd 
At  the  hot  weather  he  had  brought  with  him. 
Boccaccio.    At    the    cold   weather   he   fear't 

coining  on 
He  sighed. 

Fiammetta.  And  did  it  come  ] 
Boccaccio.  Too  gracious  lady  ! 
Fiammetta.  Keep  gracious  lady  for  dull  drawing 

rooms ; 

Fiammetta,  is  my  name  ;  I  wouM  know  yours. 
Boccaccio.  Giovanni. 

Fiammetta.  That  I  know  (aside).    I  ought  alas 
Often  with  Acciaioli  and  Petrarca 
I've  seen  you  walking,  but  have  never  dared 
To  ask  your  name  from  them  ;  your  house's  name 
I  mean  of  course;   our   own  names   stand   for 

nothing. 

You  must  be  somebody  of  high  estate. 
Boccaccio.  I  am  not  noble. 
Fiammetta,  (shrinking  back.)  Oh !  .  .  then !  .  . 
Boccaccio.  I  must  go ! 
That  is  the  sentence,  is  it  not  ? 
Fiammetta,  (runs  and  takes  his  hand.)  Don't 

tell  me 

Thou  art  not  noble  :  say  thou  art  most  noble  : 
Norman  .  .  half-Norman  .  .  quarter-Norman  .  . 

say  it. 

Boccaccio.  Say  an  untruth  ? 
Fiammetta.  Only  this  one ;  my  heart 
Will  faint  without  it.     I  will  swear  to  think  it 
A  truth,  wilt  thou  but  say  it.    'Tis  a  truth  : 
Thy  .only  falsehood  thou  hast  told  already, 
Merely  to  try  me.     If  thou  art  not  noble  .  . 
Noble  thou  art,  and  shalt  be ! 

[She  sobs  and  pauses  :  he  presses  her  liand 

to  his  bosom. 
Who  gainsays  it  ? 
Boccaccio.  A  merchant's  son,  no  better,  is  thy 

slave, 

Fiammetta ! 
Fiammetta,  (smiling).  Now  art  thou  disguised 

indeed. 

Come,  show  me  specimens  of  turquises, 
Amethysts,  emeralds,  diamonds  .  .  out  with  them. 
Boccaccio.  A  merchant's,  and  poor  merchant's 

son  am  I ; 

Gems  I  have  none  to  offer,  but  pure  love 
Proof  to  the  touchstone,  to  the  crucible. 
Fiammetta.   What  then  or  who  is  noble,  and 

thou  not  ? 

I  have  heard  whispers  that  myself  am  not  so 
Who  am  king  Robert's  daughter.     We  may  laugh 
At  those  who  are,  if  thou  and  I  are  none. 
Thou  art  my  knight,  Giovanni !     There  now;  take 
[Giving  him  her  scarf. 
Thy  patent  of  nobility,  and  wear  it. 
Boccaccio  (kisses  it).  What  other  but  were  cob- 
web after  this  1 

Fiammetta.    Ha!   kiss  it!  but  take  care  you 
don't  kiss  me.  [Runs  away. 


SCENE  III.    IN  THE  PALACE. 
SANCIA  and  FILIPPA. 

Sancia.  Even  you,  my  dear  Filippa,  are  alert 
As  any  of  the  girls,  and  giddy  too  : 
You  have  dropt  something  now  you  can  not  find. 

Filippa.  1  have  been  busy,  looking  here  and 

there 
To  find  Andrea. 

Sancia.  Leave  him  with  his  bride, 
Until  they  tire  of  saying  tender  things. 

Filippa.  Untender  things,  I  fear,  are  going  on. 
He  has  been  truant  to  the  friar  Rupert 
Of  late,  who  threatens  him  with  penances 
For  leaving  some  injunction  unperform'd. 
And  more  perhaps  than  penances  are  near : 
For  sundry  captains,  sundry  nobles,  meet 
At  friar  Anselm's  cell ;  thither  had  sped 
Fra  Rupert.     In  the  garden  of  Saint  Clara 
Voices  were  heard,  and  threats;   then  whispers 

ran 

Along  the  walls.     They  walkt  out,  one  by  one, 
Soldiers  with  shuifling  pace  unsoldierly, 
Friars  with  folded  hands,  invoking  heaven, 
And  hotly  calm  as  night  ere  burst  Vesuvius. 

Sancia.    Beyond  the  slight  affronts  all  princes 

bear 

From  those  who  miss  what  others  have  obtain'd, 
Andrea  shall  fear  nothing  :  Heaven  protects  him. 

Filippa.  Heaven,  in  its  equal  dispensation,  gives 
The  pious  palms,  the  prudent  length  of  days. 
We  seek  him  not  then  with  the  same  intent 
Of  warning  1 

Sancia.  With  the  same  of  warning ;  you, 
Where  the  good  angels  guard ;  I,  where  the  bad 
Seduce  him.     Having  reign'd,  and  having  heard 
That  thither  tend  his  wishes  .  . 

Filippa.  Momentary. 

Sancia.  But  lawless  wishes  have  returning  wings 
Of  speed  more  than  angelic.    I  would  win 
His  private  ear,  lest  courtiers  take  possession  ; 
[  would  persuade  him,  with  his  lovely  bride 
To  share  all  other  troubles  than  the  crown's. 

SCENE  IV.    IN  THE  PALACE. 

ANDKEA  and  MARIA. 

Andrea.  Are  we  then  going  up  to  Capo-Monte  1 
3ow  long  shall  we  remain  there  ?  all  the  night  ] 
Maria.  Until  the  evening. 
Andrea.  And  where  then  1 
Maria.  A  versa. 
Andrea.  Ay,  because  there  I  askt  her  if  she 

loved  me  : 
3eside  .  .  the  strangest  thing  on  earth  .  .  young 

brides 

?ly  from  the  altar  and  roost  anywhere 
lather  than  near  it.    What  should  frighten  them  ] 
3ut,  if  we  go,  why  not  set  off  directly  ] 
Maria.  We  stay  because  the  people  round  the 

gates, 

iVho  left  too  late  their  farms  and  villages 
Do  see  our  queen  and  you,  expect  at  noon 
?o  follow  the  procession. 


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ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


[ACT  in. 


Andrea.  What  procession! 
Is  there  another  marriage  1    0  rare  sport ! 

Maria  (continuing).  From  Castel-Nuovo  far  as 
Capo-Monte. 

Andrea.  0  glorious  !    But  we  really  shall  be  let 
Into  the  gardens  and  the  groves  ! 

Maria.  Why  not] 
Who  should  prevent  us  1 

Andrea.  Into  all!    Among 
The  marble  men  and  women  who  stand  there, 
And  only  stir  by  moonlight !    I  don't  think 
They  stir  at  all :  I  am  half-sure  they  don't. 

Maria.  I  have  been  always  of  the  same  opinion. 

Andrea  (shakes  his  head).  Although  he  said  it 
who  says  mass,  I  doubt  it. 

Maria.  Ah  !  but  to  doubt  is  not  to  be  half-sure  : 
The  worse  end  may  stick  fast,  like  broken  tooth. 

Andrea.   Now  if  you  laugh,  you  make  an  un- 
believer. 
You  girls  are  .  . 

Maria.  Pray  what  are  we  1 

Andrea.  Cunninger. 
Fra  Rupert  told  me  he  would  break  their  bones. 

Maria.  Did  he  ! 

Andrea.   As  bad.     He'd  tumble  them  down 

headlong, 

If  ever  he  once  caught  me  looking  up 
Again  at  those  who  stood  alert  for  swimming. 

Maria.  When1? 

Andrea.  Four  years  back.     To  me  they  seem'd 

pure  marble, 

But  Frate  Rupert  never  could  have  spited 
Mere  marble  so,  although  they  lookt  like  women. 
1  scarcely  would  believe  him  when  he  said 
They  once  were  devils,  but  could  do  no  harm 
Now  the  salt  water  had  been  sprinkled  on  'em, 
Unless  we  look  at  them  as  worshippers. 

Maria.  I  am  sure  you  did  not. 

Andrea.  No ;  upon  my  faith  ! 

Maria.  We  never  stand  about  them;  we  walk  on. 

Andrea  (in  a  low  voice).   What!  when  you  are 

but  one  or  two  together  ? 
I  like  their  looks  :  the  women  are  quite  lovely, 
And  the  men  too  (for  devils)  not  amiss. 
I  wonder  where  they  laid  their  plaguy  scourges  ; 
They  must  have  had  them,  or  were  never  worshipt. 

Maria.  Did  not  the  Frate  tell  you  ! 

Andrea.  Ask  the  Frate  ! 
He  would  have  found  them  in  a  trice,  and  held 
The  scourges  good  enough,  though  not  the  devils. 

Maria.  I  think  you  mind  him  less  than  formerly. 

Andrea.  I  am  a  married  man. 

Maria.  But  married  men 
Fear  priests  and  friars  more  than  single  ones. 

Andrea.  He  is  the  holiest  monk  upon  God's  earth, 
And  hates  you  women  most. 

Maria.  Then  the  least  holy. 

Andrea.    Dost  think  it !    If  I  thought  him  so, 

I  'd  fear 

The  beast  no  longer,  broad  as  are  his  shoulders, 
His  breath  .  .  pho !  .  .  like  a  water-snake's,  his  fist 
Heavy  as  those  big  books  in  chapter-houses, 
And  hairy  as  the  comet ;  for  they  say 
'Twas  hairy ;  though  I  saw  no  hairs  upon  it. 


Maria.  Whenever  love  comes  upon  thee,  Andrea, 
Art  thou  not  kinder  ! 

Andrea.  Kinder,  but  not  holier. 

Maria.  Is  not  thy  heart  more  grateful  1 

Andrea.  As  may  happen ; 
A  little  thing  would  make  it  so. 

Maria,  And,  tell  me, 
Art  thou  not  readier  to  give  alms'? 

Andrea.  Tell  me 

How  long,  Maria,  those  bright  eyes  have  seen 
Into  my  thoughts!   Fra  Rupert  knows  not  half 

one 

Unless  he  question  for  an  hour  or  better 
And  stamp  and  threaten,  nor  then  more  than 

half  one. 
I'li  never  fear  him  now  :  I'll  tell  him  so. 

Maria.  Be  not  too  hasty  :   tell  him  no  such 

thing. 

But  fear  him  not :  fear  rather  those  about  him. 
[FRA  RUPBKT  is  prying. 

Andrea.  Whom! 

Maria.  His  Hungarians. 

Andrea.  They're  my  countrymen. 

Maria.  Should  they  make  all  us  dread  them ! 

Andrea.  Me! 

Maria.  Even  you, 

Under  Fra  Rupert,  like  the  best,  or  worst. 
Should  they  possess  our  kingdom ! 

Andrea.  My  wife's  kingdom ! 
No,  by  the  Saints !  they  shall  not  touch  her  kingdom. 

Fra  Rupert  (crossing  the  farther  part  of  the 
stage).  They  shall  not  touch  her  kingdom  .  .  and 
shalt  thou ! 

Andrea.  I  heard  a  voice. 

Maria  (laughing).    No  doubt,  no  doubt,  the 
Frate's. 

Andrea.  I  hear  and  feel  him  farther  off  than 
thou  dost. 

Maria.  Andrea !  were  thy  ears  as  quick  to  hear 
Thy  friends  as  enemies  ! 

Andrea.  Still  would  that  eye 
Glare  over  me,  like  the  great  open  one 
Above  the  throne  at  church,  of  gold  and  azure, 
With  neither  brows  nor  lashes,  but  black  clouds 
Round  it,  and  nought  beside. 

Maria.  The  three  eyes  match, 
May-be ;  but  is  there  anything  in  church 
So  like  his  voice ! 

Andrea.  The  organ  bellows  are, 
Without  the  keys.  That  was  not  much  unlike  it . . 
A  little  softer  . .  and  not  too  soft,  neither. 

Maria.  I  heard  no  voice  whatever,  not  a  sound. 
Are  you  still  half  afraid ! 

Andrea.  No,  if  thou  art  not. 

Maria.  Are  you  convinced ! 

Andrea.  I  was  not  very  soon. 
Men  weigh  things  longer  than  you  women  do. 
Maria  !  take  my  word,  I  am  quite  sated 
Of  fearing,  tho'  (thank  God !)  the  worst  is  past. 

Maria.  I  praise  this  manliness,  this  resolution. 

Andrea.    Dost  thou!    Already  am   I  grown 

more  manly, 

More  resolute.     0  !  had  your  praise  come  earlier, 
And  heartily  as  now,  another  man 


SCENE   V.] 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


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In  thought  and  action  might  have  been  Andrea  ! 
But  will  you  tell  Giovanna  what  you  think  ] 

Maria.  I  will  indeed,  and  joyfully. 

Andrea.  Her  praise 

Is  better  still :  yours  screws  the  spur  on  heel, 
Hers  scarfs  the  neck  and  lifts  the  lance  to  hand. 
What's  all  this  tinkling  ] 

[Guitars  in  the  next  chamber  ;  the  door  open. 

Maria  (smiling).  0  !  again  Fra  Rupert ! 
One  of  these  voices  surely  must  be  his ! 
Which  of  them  1  can  not  you  distinguish  it  ] 

Andrea,. (calls  out).  Who  sings  there  ] 

Maria.  Do  not  stop  them  :  let  us  hear. 

Petronilla, 
Ah !  do  not  go !  ah  do  not  go 

Among  the  silly  and  the  idle  ! 
A  lover  surely  should  not  so 

From  her  who  loves  him  slip  and  sidle. 

Garisendo. 
The  saltarella*  waits  for  me, 

And  I  must  go  and  I  must  play  .  . 
Come !  do  not  dance,  but  hear  and  see, 

To-morrow  we  will  love  all  day. 

Andrea.  Now  she  is  reasonable,  he  might  spare 

her 

A  handful  of  his  ribbons,  or  that  net 
Silver  and  blue  there  dangling  down  his  nape. 
Who  is  he  ]    I  don't  know  him. 

Maria.  Garisendo. 

Andrea.  And  t'other] 

Maria.  Petronilla. 

Andrea.  Nor  her  neither. 

Maria.  I  and  Giovanna  know  here  every  face. 

Andrea.  And  every  name  ] 

Maria.  Every  one. 

Andrea.  Clever  creatures ! 

Maria.  By  all  those  twitchings  at  the  two  guitars, 
And  tappings  of  fore-finger  on  the  wrist, 
They  seem  to  be  at  fault. 

Andrea.  No  harm,  no  matter, 
Zooks  !  they  are  up  again  ;  he  first  .  .  that's  odd. 

Maria.  Nay,  but  he  only  tells  her  what  to  sing. 

Petronilla. 
There  is  a  lad  upon  the  sea, 

There  is,  O  Mary  !  such  a  lad  ! 
And  all  he  thinks  of,  it  is  me. 

Garisendo. 
Why  then,  my  jewel !  he  is  mad. 

Petronilla. 
Mad !  he  is  no  more  mad  than  you. 

Garisendo. 

Unless  he  stamps,  and  stares,  and  cries, 
As  certain  pretty  creatures  do, 

And  stain  their  cheeks  and  spoil  their  eyes. 

Petronilla. 
I  love,  I  love  him  with  my  whole  .  .         [Sobbing. 

Garisendo. 

Go  on,  go  on :  you  mean  to  say 
(I'd  lay  a  wager)  heart  and  soul, 
And  very  well,  no  doubt,  you  may. 


*  The  favourite  Neapolitan  dance. 


Petronilla. 
No,  I  may  not,  you  cruel  man ! 

He  never  did  what  you  have  done, 
Yet,  say  and  do  the  worst  you  can, 

I  love,  I  love,  but  you  alone. 

Maria.  He  has  not  much  offended. 

Andrea.  Who  can  tell  ] 
I  am  quite  sorry  they  have  fallen  out. 
What  almanack  can  calculate  fine  weather 
In  those  strange  fickle  regions  where  God  plants 
A  man  and  woman,  and  sticks  love  between ! 

Maria.  All  the  man's  fault. 

Andrea.  All  hers  :  she  went  and  teazed  him : 
With  my  own  eyes  I  saw  it ;  so  might  you. 

Maria.   You  do  not  always  look  so  melancholy 
At  music ;  yet  what  music  can  be  gayer 
Than  this  is] 

Andrea.  Gayer,  say  you  ]  Ay,  the  music. 
But  if  folks  quarrel  so  in  joke,  what  will  they 
In  earnest  ]    If,  before  they  're  man  and  wife  .  . 
Ah !  Heaven  be  praised !  there's  time  to  break  it  off. 
Look,  look  at  them  ! 

Maria.  She  seems  more  reconciled. 

Andrea.  Reconciled  !    I  should  say  .  . 

Maria.  Pray,  don't  say  anything. 

Andrea.  Ready  for  .  .  By  my  troth!  'twas  a 
salute. 

Maria.  Now  what  things  run  into  your  head, 
Andrea ! 

Andrea.  It  was  as  like  as  pea  to  pea,  if  not  .  . 
However,  let  them  know,  another  time 
They  must  not.  sing  about  the  house  in  that  way. 

Maria.  Why  not  ] 

Andrea.  Giovanna  might  not  like  it  now. 

Maria.  So  !  you  would  do  then  all  she  likes  ] 

Andrea.  I  would  : 

But  if  she  ever  hears  that  wicked  song, 
She  might  not  do  all  /  like.     Sweet  Maria ! 
Persuade  them,  when  you  see  them,  to  forget  it ; 
And,  when  you  go  to  bed,  turn  on  your  pillow, 
First  drop  it  from  one  ear,  then  from  the  other, 
And  never  pick  it  up  again,  God  love  you  ! 

Maria.   I'll  run  to  them  directly  with  your 
wishes. 

Andrea.    Stay:  the  last  verse  is  clever:  pick 
out  that. 

Maria.  And  nothing  more] 

Andrea    (anxiously).    Don't    overload   your 
memory. 

SCENE  V.    FRA  RUPERT'S  CELL. 

ANDREA  and  FKA  RUPERT. 

Fra  Rupert.  What !  am  I  never  to  be  left  alone, 
Andrea]    Let  me  have  my  pleasures  too, 
Such  as  they  are. 

Andrea.  They  're  very  much  like  mine. 
Have   we   not   prayed  and  scourged  and  wept 
together  ] 

Fra  Rupert.  Ah  !  were  that  now  the  case  ! 

Andrea.  Well,  father,  well ! 
I  would  not  stand  between  you  and  your  duty : 
But  I  thought,  being  prince.  . 

Fra  Rupert  (sneering).  Thou,  being  prince, 


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ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


[ACT  in. 


Thoughtest !    Thou  verily  not  only  toppest 
Thyself,  but  most  among  thy  fellows,  lad ! 
And  so,  Andrea  !  being  prince,  thou  thoughtest  1 

Andrea.  Good-bye,  thou  art  as  brave  and  blithe 
aa  ever.  [Goes,  but  turns  back. 

I  had  one  little  thing  upon  my  conscience. 

Fra  Rupert.  I  am  quite  ready :  let  me  know 

the  whole  : 
Since  yesterday?    Nod?  wink?  to  me! 

Andrea  (to  himself).  He  chafes  me. 

Fra  Rupert.  And  throw  thy  head  back  thus  ? 

Andrea.  My  head 's  my  own. 

Fra  Rupert.  Wonderful !    Be  not  over-sure  of 
that.  {Aside. 

If  thou  art  contrite,  go ! 

Andrea.  I  will  not  go  ; 
I  am  not  contrite. 

Fra  Rupert.  I  am  in  a  maze ! 

Andrea.  A  scrape  thou'rt  in. 

Fra  Rupert.  A  scrape !  Who  could  betray  me  ? 

[To  himself. 

Andrea.  Thou  'st  lost  thy  lamb,  old  shepherd ! 
no  great  pet. 

Fra  Rup.  No,  nor  great  loss  :  when  lambs,  tho', 

lose  their  shepherd 
They  find  the  shambles  nearer  than  the  fold. 

Andrea.    Father!  you  said  you  must  confer 

with  me 
Another  time  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  I  did  so. 

Andrea.  Why  not  now? 

Fra  Rupert.  I  see  not  why :  but  soon  Caraccioli, 
And  first  Caraffa,  must  unbosom  here. 
Thou  hast  much  power,  Andrea !  thou  canst  do 
Anything  now  to  glorify  thy  country. 

A  nd.  Suppose  I  wish  to  swim  to  Ischia ;  could  I  ? 

Fra  Rup.  My  boy!  thou  hast  not  wind  enough 

for  that. 

Am  I  to  be  evaded,  taunted,  posed? 
Or  thinkest  thou,  Andrea,  that  because 
A  silly  girl  espouses  thee .  . 

Andrea.  By  Peter ! 

She  who  espouses  me  shall  ne'er  be  call'd 
A  silly  girl.    I  am  a  husband,  Frate ! 
I  am  a  boy  no  longer :  I  can  cope 
With  women :  and  shall  men  then,  even  tho'  friars, 
Pretend  to  more  ?    I  will  go  back  and  call 
The  maidens  :  they  shall  pelt  you  from  the  palace 
If  ever  you  set  foot  within  its  walls. 

Fra  Rupert.  Should  every  stone  from  maiden 

hit  my  nose, 
A  grain  of  dust  would  hurt  it  tenfold  more. 

Andrea.  Know,  they  have  tongues  that  yours 
could  never  meet. 

Fra  Rupert.   Andrea!  wouldst  thou  kill  me 
with  unkindness? 

Andrea.  Gad !  he  sheds  tears  ! .  .  Now  at  him  ! 
.  .  Yes,  I  would. 

Fra  Rupert.  And  bring  down  these  grey  hairs .  . 

Andrea.  Which  hairs  are  they? 
The  skull's  are  shaven,  and  the  beard's  are  dirty  ; 
They  may  be  grey  though. 

Fra  Rupert.  Shame  upon  thy  mirth  ! 
I  am  a  poor  old  man. 


Andrea.  'Tis  your  vocation. 
Beside,  I  have  heard  say  that  poverty 
Is  the  best  bargain  for  the  best  place  yonder 
In  Paradise.     All  prick  their  feet  before 
They  clamber  upward  into  that  inclosure : 
'Tis  well  worth  while. 

Fra  Rupert.  Age  too  (alas  how  heavy !) 
To  serve  my  Idving  ward,  my  prince's  son, 
I  would  support  still  longer,  willingly. 

Andrea.  Frate  !  'tis  more  than  I  can  say  for  it. 
[RUPERT  creeps  supplicatingly  toward  him. 
Out  of  my  sight !  crawl  back  again  .  .  I  loathe 
thee. 

SCENE  VI. 

Fra  Rupert  (alone.)  I  have  no  malice  in  me  : 

if  I  know 

My  secret  heart,  no  heart  so  pure  of  malice : 
But  all  my  cares  and  vigils,  hopes  and  dreams, 
Blown  by  a  boy,  spurn'd  by  a  brute,  away  ! 
So  ends  it  ?    Blessed  Stephen !  not  so  ends  it. 
It  ends  with  him,  and  with  him  only  :  me 
No  sword  can  touch.  Why  are  not  come  those  fools? 
I  thought  the  other  would  have  kept  them  off. 
I  will  have  power  without  him,  and  not  thro'  him. 
They  must  have  clean  forgotten.    'Tis  the  hour  .  . 
'Tis  past  it  .  .  no,  not  past  it  .  .  just  the  hour  ; 
The  bell  now  strikes  for  noon.  [A  knocking. 

One  comes  at  last. 

[Opens  the  door :  CARAFFA  enters. 

Fra  Rupert.  Exactly  to  the  moment. 

Caraffa.  I  was  walking 
About  the  cloister  till  I  heard  the  bell, 
For  Father  Rupert's  hours  are  golden  ones. 

Fra  Rupert.    May   my   friends    spend    them 

profitably  for  me ! 
Caraffa  !  thine  are  number'd. 

Caraffa.  All  men's  are. 

Fra  Rupert.  But  some  are  not  notcht  off  like 

schoolboy's  days 

Anxious  to  see  his  parent.    Thou  may'st  see 
Thy  parent  too. 

Caraffa.  I  left  him  but  just  now. 

Fra  Rupert.  We  all  have  one,  one  whom  we 

all  have  left 
Too  often.     Hast  thou  not  some  sins  for  me  ? 

Caraffa.  As  many  as  a  man  could  wish  to  have. 

Fra  Rupert.  Are  there  none  dangerous  ?  none 

involving  life  ? 
Hast  thou  forgotten  our  last  conference  ? 

Caraffa.  No,  nor  shall  ever.     But  what  danger 
there  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  Need  I  to  say,  Francesco,  that  no 

breath 
Transpired  from  me  ?     We  both  were  overheard. 

Caraffa.  I  think  you  hinted  it. 

Fra  Rupert.  I  fear'd  it  only. 
Thou  knowest  my  fond  love  .  .  I  will  not  say 
For  thee  .  .  thou  art  but  second  in  my  breast  .  . 
Poor,  poor  Andrea ! 

Caraffa.  Never  fear  about  him. 
Giovanna,  even  tho'  she  did  not  love, 
(0  that  she  did  not !)  yet  would  never  wrong  him. 


SCENE   VI.] 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


537 


Fra  Rupert.  Nay,  God  forbid  she  should !  'Twas 

not  for  me 

To  mark  her  looks,  her  blushes,  gestures,  .  .  how 
Faltered  the  word  "  Caraffa  "  as  she  spoke  it. 
Thy  father  then  said  nothing  ] 

Caraffa.  Not  a  word ; 
What  should  he] 

Fra  Rupert.  Not  a  word.     Old  men  are  close  : 
And  yet  I  doubted . .  I  am  apt  to  doubt . . 
Whether  he  might  not . .  for  ambition  stirs 
Most  fathers  .  .  just  let  slip  . .  Why  didst  thou 

falter? 

For  never  faltered  child  as  thou  didst  falter. 
Thou  knowest  then  her  mind  better  than  we  ? 

Caraffa.  I  know  it?  I  divine  it?  Would  I  did ! 

Fra  Rupert.  Nay,  rather  let  the  bubble  float 


Than  break  it :  the  rich  colours  are  outside. 
Everything  in  this  world  is  but  a  bubble, 
The  world  itself  one  mighty  bubble,  we 
Mortals,  small  bubbles  round  it ! 

Caraffa.  Frate!  Frate! 

Thou  art  a  soapy  one  !   No  catching  thee !  [Aside. 
[Aloud.*\  What  hopes  thou  showest  me  !    If  these 

were  solid 

As  thou,  most  glorious  bubble  who  reflect'st  them, 
Then,  then  indeed,  to  me  from  this  time  forth 
The  world,  and  all  within  the  world,  were  bubbles. 

Fra  Rupert.  A  knight  art  thou,  Caraffa !  and 

no  title 

(Secular  title,  mind  !  secular  title) 
Save  only  royalty,  surpasses  knighthood. 
There  is  no  condescension  in  a  queen 
Placing  her  foot  within  the  palm  of  knight, 
And  springing  from  it  on  her  jewel'd  saddle  : 
No  condescension  is  there  if  she  lend 
To  theirs  the  sceptre  who  lent  hers  the  sword. 
Knights  there  have  been,  and  are,  where  kings 

are  not, 
Kings  without  knights  what  are  they  ? 

Caraffa.  Norman  blood 
Runs  in  my  veins  as  in  her  own  :  no  king 
(Savage  or  tame)  shall  stand  above  those  knights 
Who  raised  his  better  to  the  throne  he  won  : 
Of  such  am  I.     But  what  am  I  before 
Giovanna  !  to  adore,  to  worship  her, 
Is  glory  far  above  the  chiselling 
Of  uncouth  kings,  or  dashing  them  to  earth  : 
0  be  it  mine ! 

Fra  Rupert.  Perhaps  some  other  Norman 
May  bear  less  tamely  the  new  yoke  ;  perhaps 
A  Filangieri  may,  this  very  night  .  . 

Caraffa.  No  Filangieri  ever  stoopt  to  treachery. 
No  sword  of  Norman  ever  struck  by  night. 
Credulous  monk  !  to  me  name  Filangieri ! 
Quellers  of  France  and  England  as  we  are, 
And  jealous  of  precedency,  no  name 
(Offence  to  none)  is  higher  than  Filangieri. 

Fra  Rupert.  Boaster! 

Caraffa.  I  boast  of  others ;  few  do  that 
Who  merit  such  a  title. 

Fra  Rupert.  Lower  thy  crest ; 
Pause  !  thou  art  in  my  hands. 

Caraffa.  I  am  in  God's. 


Fra  Rupert  (mildly,  after  hesitation).    Who 

knows  but  God  hath  chosen  thee,  amid 
His  ministers  of  wrath,  to  save  thy  country 
And  push  oppression  from  her !  Dreams  and  signs 
Miraculous  have  haunted  me. 

Caraffa.  Thee,  Frate ! 

Fra  Rupert.  Me,  even  me.  My  ministry  is  over : 
Marriage  ends  pupilage,  and  royalty 
Ends  friendship.     Little  is  it  short  of  treason 
To  say  that  kings  have  friends. 

Caraffa.  How  short  of  treason 
I  know  not,  but  I  know  how  wide  of  truth. 

Fra  Rupert.  Listen !  There  are  designs  against 

the  life 
Of  young  Andrea. 

Caraffa.  By  the  saints  above ! 
I  hope  there  are  not. 

Fra  Rupert.  If  thy  name  be  found 
Among  conspirators  (and  those  are  call'd 
Conspirators  who  vindicate  their  country) 
Where  thy  sword  is,  there  must  thy  safety  be. 
The  night  for  vengeance  is  the  marriage-night. 

Caraffa.  I  draw  the  sword  without  defiance  first? 
/  draw  the  sword  uninjured  ?    Whom  against  ? 
Against  a  life  so  young  !  so  innocent 
Of  any  guile !  a  bridegroom  !  in  his  bed  ! 
0  !  is  this  horror  only  at  the  crime  ? 
Or  is  it . .  No,  by  heaven !  'tis  heaven's  own  horror 
At  such  unmanly  deed.     I,  Frate  !  /, 
Caraffa,  stain  with  tears  Giovanna's  cheek  ! 
/  sprinkle  poison  on  the  flowers  she  smells ! 

Fra  Rupert  (resolutely).  Hark  ye,  Caraffa !    If 
the  public  good . . 

Caraffa.  Away  with  public  good !    Was  never 

book 

Put  in  my  hand  ?  was  never  story  told  me  1 
Show  me  one  villain  vile  beyond  the  rest, 
Did  not  that  villain  talk  of  public  good  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  Only  at  friars  are  Caraffa's  stabs. 
Valiant  and  proud  and  wealthy  as  thou  art,« 
Thou  mayst  have  nothing  left  on  earth  to-morrow. 

Caraffa.  I  shall  have  more  to-morrow  than  to- 
day. 

My  honour  may  shoot  up  all  in  one  night, 
As  did  some  tree  we  read  of. 

Fra  Rupert.  Thou  art  rash. 

Caraffa.   Rashness  may  mellow  into  courage ; 

time 
Is  left  me. 

Fra  Rupert.  For  thy  prayers. 

Caraffa.  My  prayer  then  is, 
Peace,  safety,  glory,  joy,  to  our  Giovanna ! 

Fra  Rupert.  Thou  may'st  depart. 

Caraffa  (indignantly).  For  ever.  [Goes. 

Fra  Rupert.  He  says  well. 


CAKACCIOLI  enters. 

Fra  Rupert  (smiling  and  embracing  him.)  Car- 

accioli !  without  our  friend  Caraffa  ! 
Caraccioli.  He  should  have  been  here  first. 
Fra  Rupert  (aside).  Perfectly  safe ! 
I  did  not  follow  him  into  the  cloister. 


538 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


[ACT  iv. 


Caracrioli.  Father !  you  seem  as  pondering  to 

yourself 

How  that  wild  fellow  kept  his  word  so  ill  ; 
Caraffa-like  ! 

Fra  Rupert.  I  keep  mine  well  with  him. 

Caraccioli.  He  should  have  thought  of  that. 

Fra  Rupert.  He  had  no  time. 

Caraccioli.     Always  so  kind !   so  ready  with 

your  plea 

For  little  imperfections !    Our  Francesco, 
Somewhat  hot-headed,  is  warm-hearted  too. 

Fra  Rupert.  His  petty  jealousy  about  the  queen 
(Were  there  no  sin  behind  it)  we  might  smile  at. 
Caraffa  stands  not  with  Caraccioli. 

Caraccioli.    On  the  same  level  .  .  there  par- 
ticularly. 

Fra  Rupert.    Ho  !   ho  !  you  laugh  and  jeer 
about  each  other  ? 

Caraccioli.  We  might.     How  she  would  laugh 
at  two  such  ninnies  ! 

Fra  Rupert.    At  one,  most  certainly.      But 

laughing  girls 
Often  like  grave  men  best.    There 's  something 

grand 
As  well  as  grave  even  in  the  sound  "  Caraccioli." 

Caraccioli.  1  have  no  hopes. 

Fra  Rupert.  How  I  rejoice  to  hear  it ! 
Hopes  are  but  wishes,  wishes  are  but  sin, 
And,  fed  with  ranker  exhalations,  poison. 

Caraccioli.  The  subtilest  consumes  me. 

Fra  Rupert.  What? 

Caraccioli.  Despair. 

Fra  Rupert.  Violets  and  primroses  lie  under 

thorns 

Often  as  asps  and  adders ;  and  we  find 
The  unexpected  often  as  the  expected, 
The  pleasant  as  the  hideous. 

Caraccioli.  That  may  be, 
But  what  avails  your  lesson  ?  whither  tends  it  ? 

Fi&  Rupert.  My  son !  I  hear  from  those  who 

know  the  world 

And  sweep  its  noisome  litter  to  my  cell, 
There  are  mild  days  when  love  calls  love  abroad 
As  birds  call  birds,  and  even  leaves  call  leaves : 
Moments  there  are,  my  poor  Caraccioli ! 
Moments  in  which  the  labyrinth  of  the  ear 
At  every  turn  of  its  proclivity 
Grows  warmer,  and  holds  out  the  clue,  itself : 
Severity  should  not  beget  despair. 
I  would  not  much  encourage  thee,  nor  yet 
Dash  all  thy  hopes,  however  inconsiderate, 
For  hopes  there  may  be,  though  there  should 

not  be, 

Flickering  even  upon  despondency. 
There  may  be  sounds  in  certain  names  to  smite 
The  stagnant  heart,  and  swell  its  billows  high 
Over  wide  spaces,  over  distant  years  .  . 
There  may ;   but  who   would    utter   them   and 

know  it  ? 

Delicate  is  the  female  sense,  yet  strong 
In  cherishing  and  resenting ;  very  prompt 
At  hiding  both,  and  hating  the  discoverer. 
Never,  my  Paolo  !  look  too  deeply  in, 
Or  thou  may'st  find  what  thou  art  looking  for. 


Not  that  she  ever  said  one  word  against  thee  ; 
She  even  lower'd  her  voice  in  naming  thee, 
Seeing  her  sister  and  the  rest  sit  giggling, 
"  Anything  else  !  anything  else !  "  said  she, 
And  snapt  the  thread  she  workt  with,  out  of 

spite. 

A  friend,  who  hopes  the  best,  may  tell  the  worst. 
Patience  will  weary ;  even  Giovanna's  patience. 
I  could  go  farther,  and  relate  .  .  but  why 
Why  ('tis  too  light  to  touch  upon)  relate 
The  little  hurt  she  gave  Filippa's  ancle 
With  that  lark  heel  of  hers,  by  twitching  it 
Uneasily  ?    0  the  impatient  sex  ! 
She  did  shed  . .  tears  I  will  not  say  .  .  a  tear  .  . 
Shed  it !  no  ;  I  am  wrong  :  it  came,  it  stayed, 
As  hangs  one  star,  the  first  and  only  one, 
Twinkling,  upon  some  vernal  evening. 

Caraccioli.    I  am  but  clay  beneath  her  feet. 

Alas ! 

Clay  there  would  quicken  into  primal  man, 
Glorified  and  immortal  once  again. 

Fra  Rupert.    Thou   art  too  hot,  my  Paolo ! 

One  pulse  less 

In  the  half-hour  might  have  been  rather  better. 
Lovest  thou  our  Francesco  ? 

Caraccioli.  Like  a  brother. 

Fra  Rupert.  He  should  not  then  have  brought 

thy  life  in  peril. 

Andrea  is  quite  furious :  all  at  court 
Are  sworn  upon  thy  ruin. 

Caraccioli.  Upon  mine! 
I  will  then  calmly  tell  them  they  are  wrong. 

Fra  Rupert.  Will  they  as  calmly  hear  ?    Fran- 
cesco said, 

Imprudent  youth  !  you  boasted  of  remembering 
Every  the  lightest  mole  about  Giovanna. 

Caraccioli.  I  say  it  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  Those  were  not  your  words  ? 

Caraccioli.  My  words  ! 

Fra  Rupert.  Certainly  not  .  .  precisely. 

Caraccioli.  Holy  Mary ! 
Is  there  in  Naples,  Hungary,  or  Hell, 
The  monster  who  dares  utter  them  1 

Fra  Rupert.  'Tis  hard 
Our  friend  should  be  the  very  man. 

Caraccioli.  'Tis  false, 
Frate  !  'tis  false  :  my  friend  is  not  the  man. 

[Bursts  away. 

Fra  Rupert  (sneering).  I  will  not  follow  him 
into  the  cloister. 


ACT   IV. 

SCENE     I.       IN     THE     GARDEN     OP     CAPO     DI 
MONTE 

BOCCACCIO  and  FIAMMETTA. 

Boccaccio  (sings). 
If  there  be  love  on  earth,  'tis  here, 

O  maid  of  royal  line ! 

Should  they  who  spring  from  heroes,  fear  ? 
Be  scornful  the  divine? 


SCENE   II.] 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


539 


Shine  not  the  stars  upon  the  sea, 

Upon  the  fountain  too  ? 
O  !  let  your  eyes  then  light  on  me, 

And  O  !  let  mine  see  you. 

[FIAMMETTA  comes  forward. 

How  kind,  to  come  ! 

Fiammetta.  To  come  into  the  air  ? 
I  like  it.     They  are  all  at  their  merenda*. 
The  smell  of  melon  overpowers  me  quite  ; 
I  could  not  bear  it;  therefore  I  just  come 
Into  the  air  to  be  revived  a  little. 
And  you  too  here  ?     Sly  as  the  satyr-head 

[Affecting  surprise. 
Under  yon  seat ! 

Boccaccio.  Did  you  not  tell  me  1 

Fiammetta.  I? 
You  dreamt  it. 

Boccaccio.  Let  me  dream  then  on  ?    Without 
Such  dreams,  Fiammetta,  dull  would  be  the  sleep 
Call'd  life. 

Fiammetta  (looking  round  timidly).  I  must  be 
broad  awake. 

Boccaccio.  You  must. 

Fiammetta  (nodding).    And  you.    All  are  in- 
dulgent to  me ;  most 
Of  all  queen  Sancia  and  Giovanna. 

Boccaccio.  One 
A  saint,  the  other  better. 

Fiammetta.  Then  the  grave 
Filippa . . 

Boccaccio.  Grave  and  watchful. 

Fiammetta.  Not  a  word 
Against  her !    I  do  hold  her  in  my  heart, 
Although  she  gives  me  good  advice  sometimes. 

Boccaccio.    I'm  glad  to  hear  it;  for  the  very 

worthy 
Are  very  rarely  general  favourites. 

Fiammetta.  Some  love  our  friend  most  cordially; 

those  know  her : 
Others  there  are  who  hate  her;  those  would  know 

her 

And  can  not;  for  she  stands  aloof  and  thanks  them : 
Remoter,  idler,  neither  love  nor  hate, 
Nor  care  about  her ;  and  the  worst  and  truest 
They  say  of  her,  is,  that  her  speech  is  dark. 

Boccaccio.  Doubtless,  the  vulgar  eye  will  take 

offence 
If  cedar  chambers  are  unwasht  with  lime. 

Fiammetta.  But  why  are  you  come  here  ] 

Boccaccio.  To  gaze,  to  sigh, 
And,  0  Fiammetta  !  tell  me  if ..  to  live. 

Fiammetta  (laughing).  I  never  saw  more  signs 
of  life  in  any. 

Boccaccio.  Cruel ! 

Fiammetta.  To  find  the  signs  of  life  in  you  1 

Boccaccio.  To  scoff  them  out. 

Fiammetta.  I  am  incapable. 

[BOCCACCIO  rises,  and  steps  back  gazing  fondly. 
0  now,  Giovanni !  I  am  terrified  ! 
Why !  you  sprang  up  . .  as  if  you  sprang  to  kiss  me ! 
Did  ever  creature  think  of  such  a  thing1? 


*  Merenda  jmeridiana)  the  mid-day  repast. 


Boccaccio.  The  drooping  blades  of  grass  beneath 

your  feet 

Think  of  it ;  the  cold  runlet  thinks  of  it ; 
The  pure  sky  (how  it  smiles  upon  us !)  thinks  of  it . . 
I  will  no  more  then  think  of  it.  [Kisses  her. 

Fiammetta.  Giovanni ! 
Ah  !  I  shall  call  you  (wretch  !)  to  task  for  this. 

Boccaccio.    Call ;   and,  by  heaven !  I  '11  come, 
tho'  from  the  grave. 

Fiammetta.    Any-one    now    would    say    you 
thought  me  handsome. 

Boccaccio.  Earth  has  two  beauties;  her  Bellagio 
And  Anacapri ;  earth's  inhabitants 
Have  only  one  among  them. 

Fiammetta.  Whom  ? 

Boccaccio.  Fiammetta.  [Going. 

Fiammetta.  Where  are  you  running  now?  Stay! 

tho'  quite  angry, 

I  am  not  yet  so  angry  as  I  should  be  : 
But,  if  you  ever  take  such  liberties 
Again ! 

Boccaccio.  0  never ! . .  till  we  reach  Aversa. 

Fiammetta.  And  will  you  there  1  and  tell  me  to 
my  face  1  [Is  departing. 

Wait,  wait  for  pardon.     Must  we  part  ?    So  soon1? 
So  long  a  time  ? 

Boccaccio.  Till  star-light. 

Fiammetta.  Stay  a  moment. 

Boccaccio.  Gladly  a  life  :  but  my  old  mule  loves 

walking 

And  meditation.    Now  the  mask  and  dress, 
And  boy  to  carry  them,  must  all  be  found.    ' 

Fiammetta.    Boy,  mask,   dress,  mule!    speed, 

gallop,  to  Aversa ! 

Boccaccio.  So  many  kisses  lie  upon  this  hand, 
Mine  hardly  reach  it. 

Fiammetta.  Lips  there  may  have  been ; 
Had  there  been  kisses,  I  must  sure  have  felt  them, 
As  I  did  yours .  .  at  least  I  thought  I  did .  . 
But  go,  for  I  am  half  afraid  of  you . . 
That  is,  of  your  arriving  yonder  late. 
Go,  else  the  crowd  may  stop  you  ;  and  perhaps 
I  might  delay  you  for  some  sudden  fancy, 
Or . .  go  your  ways . .  not  let  you  go  at  all. 


SCENE  II.    FRA  RUPERT'S  CELL. 

FKA  RUPERT  alone. 

I  wisht  him  power ;  for  what  was  his  was  mine  ; 
I  wisht  him  jealousy,  distrust,  aversion 
For  his  pert  bride,  that  she  might  have  no  share. 
I  never  fail'd  before  this  wretched  day. 
Fail'd  !  I  have  not :  I  will  possess  my  rights, 
Spring  over  him,  and  never  more  be  spurn'd. 
They  who  had  rais'd  his  seat  shall  stablish  mine, 
Without  those  two  vain  boys :  0 !  had  they  done  it ! 
And  not  been  where  they  are !  The  fault  was  theirs. 
MAXIMIN  enters. 

Fra  Rupert.  Maximin !  since  thy  services  may 

soon 

Be  call'd  for,  satchel  on  thee  my  experience, 
Then  set  about  thy  work.     My  Maximin  ! 
Mind  how  thou  liest !     Know,  if  lie  thou  must, 


540 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


[ACT  iv. 


Lies,  while  they  sap  their  way  and  hold  their 

tongues, 

Are  safe  enough  :  when  breath  gets  into  them, 
They,  and  the  work  about  them,  may  explode. 
Maximin  !  there  are  more  lies  done  than  said. 
Son !  when  we  hesitate  about  the  right, 
We  're  sure  to  do  the  wrong. 

Maximin.  I  don't  much  hesitate. 

Fra  Rupert.   To  chain  a  dog  and  to  unchain 

a  dog 

Is  hazardous  alike,  while  the  deaf  beast 
Stands  barking :  he  must  sleep  ;  then  for  the  cord. 

Maximin.  What !    are  my  services  in    some 

farm-yard  ] 
I  am  a  soldier. 

Fra  Rupert.  All  great  statesmen  haye  been. 
How  large  a  portion  of  the  world  is  each 
In  his  own  eyes  ! 

Maximin.  Am  I  so  proud  in  saying 
I  am  a  soldier  1 

Fra  Rupert.  /  am  proud  of  thee ; 
Be  that  sufficient.     Give  thou  every  man 
What  he  requires  of  thee. 

Maximin.  A  world  to  each  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  Not  so :  yet  hold  not  up  to  him  a 


That  shows  him  less,  or  but  some  digits  greater. 

Maximin.    Honestly  now,  Fra  Rupert,  by  my 

cross ! 

No  gull  art  thou.     I  knew  that  trick  myself, 
And  (short  the  digits)  told  it  word  for  word. 

Fra  Rupert.  I  will  be  sworn  for  thee.     Being 

minister. 

(Not  that  I  think  it  certain  just  at  present, 
For  when  the  sage  and  honest  are  most  wanted, 
That  is  the  chink  of  time  they  all  drop  through) 
But  when  thou  art  so,  mind  this  precept.     One 
Not  wise  enough  to  keep  the  wiser  off 
Should  never  be  a  minister  of  state. 

Maximin.  Fra  Rupert !  presto !  make  me  one 

to-day. 

Give  fifty  precepts,  there  they  go  [Blowing]  but  this, 
I'll  kiss  the  cross  and  the  queen's  hand,  and  keep. 

Fra  Rupert.  /  make  thee  minister ! 

Maximin.  You  can  make  kings. 

Fra  Rupert.  Not  even  those !  I  might  have 

made  Andrea 

What  thou  and  every  true  Hungarian 
Wisht  him  to  be,  ere  he  show'd  hoof  for  claw, 
And  thought  to  trample  down  his  countrymen. 

Maximin.  Andrea  bloody-minded !  turtle-doves 
Are  bloody-minded  then,  and  leave  their  elm, 
The  first  day's  mating,  for  the  scent  of  gore. 

Fra  Rupert.  Maximin !  here  is  no  guitar  for  thee, 
Else  mightest  thou  sip  that  pure  poetry 
Preciously  warm  and  frothy  from  the  udder. 

Maximin.  Father !  if  any  in  our  troop  call'd  me 
A  poet,  he  should  sing  for  it. 

Fra  Rupert.  Thou  'rt  brave, 
Maximin !  and  Andrea  is  not  bloody. 
But  there  are  princes,  or  have  been  within 
Our  memory,  who,  when  blood  gusht  forth  like 

water 
From  their  own  people,  stood  upon  some  bridge 


Or  island,  waving  their  plumed  caps,  and  drank 
The  cries  of  dying  men  with  drunken  ears. 
Maximin.   Curses,  eternal  curses,  man's  and 

God's, 
Upon  such  heathens ! 

Fra  Rupert.  Nay,  they  were  not  heathens ; 
Happily  they  were  Christians,  Maximin  ! 
Andrea,  though  myself  instructed  him, 
Is  treacherous.     Better  were  this  pasty  people 
Dissolved,  washt  down,  than  brave  Hungarians 

perish. 
Maximin.  No  truer  word  prophet  or  saint  e'er 

spoke. 
Fra  Rupert  (sighing).  Saint  hath  not  spoken 

it :  0  may  not  prophet ! 
Maximin.  I,  being  neither,  can  not  understand 

you. 
Fra  Rupert.   The  innocent,  the  helpless,  are 

surrounded. 
Maximin.  Andrea? 

Fra  Rupert.  My  Andrea  would  betray  us. 
Maximin.  To  whom  ?  Are  we  the  helpless  ]  we 

the  innocent  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  While  he  is  yonder  at  Aversa,  we 
Are  yelling  thro'  these  very  streets  for  mercy. 

Maximin.  I  cry  you  mercy,  father !  When  I  yell, 
I  '11  borrow  whistles  from  some  thirty  good 
Neapolitans,  who  '11  never  want  them  more. 
Fra  Rupert.    Be   ready  then !   be  ready  for 

Aversa ! 

Glory  stands  there  before  thee ;  seize  the  traitor, 
Win  wealth,  win  jewels,  win .  .  What  have  not 

palaces 

For  brave  young  men  upon  such  nights  as  these  1 
Maximin.  Would'st  bid  me  stick  Andrea  1 
Fra  Rupert.  Hungary, 
Not  I ;  our  country,  not  revenge. 

Maximin.  Bids  murder  ? 
I  will  proclaim  thy  treason  thro'  the  camp. 
Fra  Rupert.  Unhappy  son,  forbear  1    By  thy 

sweet  mother ! 

Upon  my  knees  !    Upon  my  knees  before 
A  mortal  man  !   Yea,  Rupert !  bend  thy  head  ; 
Thy  own  son's  hand  should,  and  shall,  spill  thy 
blood.    [MAXIMIN  starts,  then  hesitates,  tlien 

rushes  at  him. 
Maximin.    Impudent  hound  !     I  '11  have  thy 

throat  for  that. 
Fra  Rupert  {guards  his   throat}.    Parricide  ! 

make  me  not  cry  murder  .  .  love 
Forbids  it .  .  rather  die  !   My  son  !  my  son ! 
Hide  but  thy  mother's  shame;  my  shame,  not 
hers.  [MAXIMIN  relaxes  his  grasp. 

Maximin  !  stand  between  the  world  and  it  ] 
Oh !  what  avails  it !  sinner  as  I  am ! 
Other  worlds  witness  it.       [MAXIMIN  looses  hold. 
My  Maximin  ?  [RUPERT  embraces  him. 

Maximin.   Why,  how  now,  Frate !  hath  some 

wine-vault  burst 

And  fuddled  thee  1  we  know  thou  never  drinkest. 
Fra  Rupert.  That  lighter  sin  won't  save  me. 
Maximin.  If  light  sins 
tould  save  us,  I  have  many  a  bushelful, 
And  little  need  your  sentry-boxes  yonder. 


SCENE    III.] 


ANDREA  OP  HUNGARY. 


541 


Fro,  Rupert  (very  mildly).  I  must  reprove  (my 

own  dear  child  !)  (Passionately) .  .  I  must 
Reprove,  however  gently,  such  irreverence. 
Confessionals  are  sentry-boxes !  true  ! 
And  woe  betide  the  sentry  that  naps  there ! 
Woe,  if  he  spare  his  voice,  his  prayer,  his  curse  ! 
Maximin.  Curses  we  get  dog-cheap;  the  others, 

reasonable. 
Fra  Rupert.   Sweet  Maximin !  whatever  my 

delight 

In  gazing  on  those  features  (for  sharp  shame, 
When  love  blows  over  it  from  lands  afar, 
Tingles  with  somewhat  too,  too  like  delight !) 
We  must  now  part.    Thy  fortune  lies  within 
My  hands.    To-night,  if  thy  own  officers 
Command  thee  to  perform  a  painful  office .  . 
Maximin.    Good  father !   what  know  we  of 

offices  ? 

Let  them  command  a  duty,  and  'tis  done. 
Fra  Rupert.  Discreet  tho' !  Maximin  !  discreet ! 

my  marrow ! 

Let  not  a  word  escape  thee,  not  a  breath. 
Blessings,  my  tender  kid !  We  must  walk  on 
(I  love  thee  so  !)  together  thro'  the  cloister. 
Maximin.  No,  father  !  no ;  too  much  ! 
Fra  Rupert.  Too  much  for  thee  1 

[RUPERT  precedes,  speaks  to  three  men,  who 

bow  and  retire ;  he  disappears. 
Maximin  (loitering  in  the  cloister).    Incredible  ! 

yet  friars  and  cockroaches 
Creep  thro'  all  rooms,  and  like  the  closet  best. 
Let  me  consider !  can  it  be  ?  how  can  it  ] 
He  is  bare  fifty ;  I  am  forty-one. 


SCENE  HL  THE  GARDEN  OF  FRIAR  ANSELM'S 
CONVENT. 

FRA  RUPERT,  KLAPWRATH,  ZINGA,  and  PSEIN. 

Fra  Rupert.  Ye  brave  supporters  of  Hungarian 

power 

And  dignity !    0  Zinga  !  Klapwrath !  Psein  ! 
Becomes  it  me  to  praise  (we  may  admire 
Those  whom  to  praise  were  a  temerity) 
Such  men  as  you. 
Psein.  Us  1  we  are  only  captains. 
Zinga.  After  hard  service  we  are  nothing  more. 
Klapwrath.     Twenty-three  years   hath   Klap- 
wrath rid  and  thirsted. 
Fra  Rupert.  Ingratitude  !  the  worst  of  human 

crimes, 

Hardly  we  dare  to  say ;  so  flat  and  stale, 
So  heavy  with  sick  sobs  from  mouth  to  mouth, 
The  ejaculation.    To  my  mind  scarce  witchery 
Comes  up  to  it. 

Psein.  Hold  !  father  !   For  that  sin 
Either  we  deal  with  devils  or  old  women. 
Fra  Rupert.  Man  was  created  of  the  dust ;  to 

make 

'  The  fragile  mass  cohesive,  were  employed 
The  bitter  waters  of  ingratitude.  [Affects  to  weep. 
Klapurrath.    Weeping   will   never   rinse   that 

beaker,  Frate! 
Fra  Rupert.  It  is  not  for  myself. 


Zinga.  We  see  it  is  not. 

Fra  Rupert.  Ye  can  not  see  deep  into  me. 

Psein.  Few  can. 

Fra  Rupert.    Ye  can  not  see  the  havoc  made 

within 
By  ever-dear  Andrea. 

Zinga.  Havoc'' 

Fra  Rupert.  Havoc ! 

Klapwrath.  I  like  the  word :  purses  and  rings 

hang  round  it, 
Necklaces,  brooches,  and  indented  armlets. 

Psein.    But,  ere  we  reach  'em,  ugly  things 

enough, 

Beside  the  broken  swords  that  lie  below 
And  brave  men  brandisht  in  the  morning  light. 

Klapwrath.    Brave  men  then  should  not  cross 
us ;  wise  men  don't. 

Fra  Rupert.  Your  spirit  all  attest ;  but  those 

the  least 

Whose  safety  hangs  upon  your  saddle-skirts. 
Men  are  not  valued  for  their  worth  in  Italy : 
Of  the  same  price  the  apple  and  the  peach, 
The  service  and  the  fig. 

Zinga.  Well,  there  they  beat  us. 

Psein.    Whatever  they  may  be,  we   can  not 
help  it. 

Fra  Rupert.    Help  it,  I  say,  ye  can;  and  ye 

shall  help  it, 
Altho'  I  perish  for  ye. 

Klapwrath.  Then  indeed, 

Frate !  some  good  might  come  of  it ;  but  wilt 
thou? 

Fra  Rupert.   Abandon  to  his   fate  my  poor 

Andrea ! 
Has  he  not  slept  upon  this  bosom  1 

Klapwrath.  Has  he? 
He  must  have  had  some  scratches  on  his  face. 

Fra  Rupert.  Has  he  not  eaten  from  this  hand? 

Klapwrath.  Why  then, 
He  '11  never  die  for  want  of  appetite. 

Fra  Rupert.    Have  we  not  drunk  our  water 
from  one  bowl  1 

Klapwrath.  Father!  you  were  not  very  liberal; 
He  might  have  drunk  the  whole  of  mine,  and 
welcome. 

Fra  Rupert.  How  light  ye  make  of  life ! 

Zinga.  Faith  !  not  so  light  ; 
I  think  it  worth  a  tug,  for  my  part  of  it ; 
Nor  would  I  leave  our  quarters  willingly. 

Psein.  0  the  delight  of  floating  in  a  bath, 
One  hand  athwart  an  orange-bough,  the  other 
Flat  on  the  marble  pavement,  and  our  eyes 
Wandering  among  those  figures  round  the  arch 
That  scatter  flowers,  and  laugh  at  us,  and  vie 
With  one  another  which  shall  tempt  us  most ! 
Nor  is  it  undelightful,  in  my  mind, 
To  let  the  curly  wave  of  the  warm  sea 
Climb  over  me,  and  languishingly  chide 
My  stopping  it,  and  push  m«  gently  away. 

Klapvrrath.  Water,  cold,  tepid,  hot,  is  one  to 

me. 

The  only  enemy  to  honest  wine 
Is  water ;  plague  upon  it ! 

Zinga.  So  say  I. 


542 


ANDREA  OP  HUNGARY. 


[ACT  iv. 


Fra  Rupert.  Three  braver  friends  ne'er  met. 

Hei !  hei !  hei !  hei ! 

The  very  name  of  friend !  You  can  not  know 
What  love  I  bear  Andrea ! 

Psein.  All  the  world 
Knows  it. 

Prate.  The  mischief  he  designs,  who  guesses  ] 

Psein.  All  boys  are  mischievous. 

Fra  Rupert.  Alas  !  but  mischief 
There  might  be  without  treachery. 

Psein.  Poor  Andrea ! 
So  little  fit  for  it ! 

Fra  Rupert.  Frank  generous  souls 
Always  are  first  to  suffer  from  it,  last 
To  know  it  when  they  meet  it. 

Klapwrath.  Who  shall  harm 
Our  own  king's  colt  ?    Who  moves,  speaks,  looks, 

against  him, 
Why !  that  man's  shroud  is  woven,  and  spread  out. 

Fra  Rupert.  Let  mine  then  be  !  would  it  had 

been  so  ere 
I  saw  this  day ! 

Psein.  What  has  he  done  1 

Fra  Rupert.  To  me 

All  kindness  ever.     Why  such  mad  resolves 
Against  the  lives  of  his  most  sure  defenders  ? 
Against  his  countrymen,  his  guards,  his  father's 
Most  chosen  friends  1 

Zinga.  Against  your  life  1 

Fra  Rupert.  No,  no  ! 

Heaven  protects  me  ;  he  sees  it ;  nor  indeed 
(To  do  him  justice)  has  he  such  a  heart. 
But  why  ask  me  to  aid  him  1    Why  ask  me 
Whether  he  was  as  strong  at  heart  as  Zinga, 
Dexterous  at  sword  as  Klapwrath,  such  a  fool  .  . 
Pardon  !  your  pardon,  gentlemen ! 

[Looking  at  PSEIN. 

Psein.  As  Psein. 

Fra  Rupert.  The  very  word !    Who  else  dared 

utter  it  1 
I  give  him  up !    I  almost  give  him  up  ! 

Klapwrath.   He  shall  not  rule  us.     The  best 

blood  of  Hungary 
Shall  not  be  pour'd  this  night  upon  the  wine. 

Fra  Rupert.  If  you  must  leave  the  country  .  . 

and  perhaps 
No  worse  may  reach  the  greater  part  of  you  .  . 

Psein.  I  have  no  mind  to  leave  it. 

Zinga.  None  shall  drive  us. 

Klapwrath.  The  wines  of  Hungary  strive  hard 

with  these, 
Yet  Klapwrath  is  contented ;  he  hates  change. 

Zinga.  Let  us  drink  these  out  first,  and  then 
try  those. 

Fra  Rupert.  Never  will  come  the  day  when 

pine-root  fire 

And  heavy  cones  puff  fragrance  round  the  room, 
And  two  bluff  healthy  children  drag  along 
(One  by  the  ear,  the  other  by  the  scut) 
A  bulging  hare  for  supper ;  where  each  greyhound 
Knows  his  own  master,  leaps  up,  hangs  a  foot 
Inward,  and  whimpers  piteously  to  see 
Flagons  go  round,  then  off  for  bread  and  lard. 
Those  were  your  happy  times ;  unless  when  foray 


Stirr'd  ye  to  wrath,  and  beeves  and  swine  and 

trulls 

(Tempting  ye  from  propriety)  heapt  up 
A  mount  of  sins  to  strive  against ;  abduction 
Of  linen-chests,  and  those  who  wove  the  linen  ; 
And  shocking  oaths  obscene,  and  well-nigh  acts ; 
Fracture  of  cellar-doors,  and  spinning-wheels ; 
And  (who  can  answer  for  you)  worse,  worse,  worse ! 

Klapwrath.  'Sblood  !  Frate  !  runs  no  vine-juice 

ia  our  arteries  ? 

Psein's  forehead  starts  wry  veins  upon  each  side ; 
His  nostrils  blow  so  hot  they'll  crack  my  boots. 

Zinga.  Must  we  move  hence  1 

Fra  Rupert.  To  die  like  sheep  1  like  conies  ? 
Ye  shall  not  die  alone  ;  I  will  die  with  you. 
There  have  been  kings  who  sacrificed  their  sons. 
Abraham  would  have  done  it ;  Pagans  have ; 
But  guardians  such  as  I  am ! .  . 

Klapvjrath.  Frate  !  Frate  ! 
Don't  tear  those  tindery  rags,  or  they  will  quit  thee 
With  only  horse-hair  under,  and  some  stiffer. 

Fra  Rupert.    You  conquer  me,   you  conquer 

me,  I  yield. 

He  was  not  bloody.    Could  it  end  with  one ! 
And  we  knew  which  .  .  or  two,  or  three. 

Zinga.  But  us  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  "  If  once  the  captains  of  the  com- 
panies," 

Said  he  .  .  and  then,  I  own,  he  said  no  more  : 
He  saw  me  shudder,  and  he  sped  away. 

Klapwrath.  Are  we  to  hold  our  throats  out  to 
the  knife  ? 

Fra  Rupert.    Patience  !   dear  doubtful  Klap- 
wrath !  mere  suspicion ! 
He  did  not  say  the  knife,  or  sword,  or  halter, 
He  might  have  meant  the  scaffold;  nothing  worse; 
Deprive  you  he  might  not  of  all  distinction, 
Nay,  might  spare  one  or  other  of  you  yet : 
Why  then  prevent  what  may  need  no  prevention  ? 
Slyer  are  few ;  many  more  sanguinary  : 
Must  we  (don't  say  it)  give  him  up  ?    I  hope 
He's  mischievous  through  weakness,  not  malignity. 

Zinga.    What  matters  that?     A  feather-bed 

may  stifle  us 

(If  we  will  let  it)  with  a  babe  to  press  it. 
Is  there  no  other  prince  in  Hungary 
Fit  to  maintain  us  here  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  The  very  thought 
That  came  into  my  head  ! 

Psein.  But  when  ours  fall, 
What  matters  it  who  leaps  upon  his  horse 
To  overlook  our  maintenance  1    A  fool 
I  may  be  ;  can  his  wisdom  answer  that "? 

Zinga.  He  doubts  my  courage,  bringing  thus 

his  own 

Against  it.     He's  a  boy  :  were  he  a  man, 
No  injury,  no  insult,  no  affront  .  . 
Every  man  is  as  brave  as  I  .  .  Stop  there  ! 
By  all  my  saints  !  (He  shows  several  about  him) 

by  all  my  services  ! 

This  hilt  shall  smash  his  teeth  who  dares  say, 
'  braver.' 

Klapwrath.     What  I  am  you  know  best,  at 
battling  it ; 


SCENE   IV.] 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


543 


Nothing  is  easier  :  but  I've  swum  two  nights 

And  days  together  upon  Baian  wine, 

And  so  have  ye :  'twould  swamp  that  leaky 

nump-skull. 

Behead  us ;  good !  but  underrate  us  ;  never ! 
Fro,  Rupert.     Having  thus  clear'd  our  con- 
sciences, and  shown 
Our  purity  in  face  of  day,  we  swear  .  . 

[Hesitates. 
Zinga.   Frate,  if  you  don't  grudge  an  oath  or 

two  .  . 
Fra   Rupert.      Death  to  Andrea !  loyalty  to 

Lewis ! 
All.  Hurrah! 
Fra  Rupert.  Sweet  friends !  profane  not  thus 

the  cloister ! 
Leave  me  to  weep  for  him  !  the  cruel  boy ! 


SCENE    IV.       PALACE     OP     AVERSA  ;     SALOON 
OVERLOOKING    THE    GARDEN. 

SANCIA,  FILIPPA,  MARIA,  FIAMMETTA. 

Maria.  Ha !  here  they  come  again.    See  !  lady 

Sancia 

Leaning  upon  Filippa.     They  are  grown 
Wiser,  and  will  not  barter  songs  for  griefs. 

Boccaccio  sings.  . 
A  mellow  light  on  Latmos  fell ; 
It  came  not  from  the  lowly  cell, 

It  glided  from  the  skies  ; 
It  lighted  upon  one  who  slept. 
Some  voice  then  askt  him  why  he  wept, 

Some  soft  thing  prest  his  eyes. 

Another  might  have  wondered  much, 
Or  peer'd,  or  started  at  the  touch, 

But  he  was  far  too  wise ; 
He  knew  the  light  was  from  above, 
He  play'd  the  shifting  game  of  love, 

And  lost  at  last  three  sighs. 

Fiammetta  (to  FILIPPA).  I  wish  he  would  come 

nearer,  just  to  see 

How  my  hair  shines,  powder'd  with  dust  of  gold  : 
I  think  he  then  would  call  me  .  . 

Maria.  What? 

Fiammetta.  Fiammetta. 

Filippa.  He  hardly  .  .  poet  as  he  seems  to  be  .  . 
Such  as  he  is  .  .  could  feign  a  better  name. 
He  does  not  seem  to  be  cut  out  for  singing. 

Fiammetta.    I  would  not  have   his  voice  one 

tittle  altered. 

The  poetry  is  pretty  .  .  She  says  nothing. 
The  poetry  is  charming  .  .  Now  she  hears  me. 
The  most  delightful  poetry  !  .  .  0  lady 
Filippa  !  not  one  praise  for  it !  not  one  ! 
I  never  dreamt  you  were  yourself  a  poet. 

Filippa.  These  summer  apples  may  be  palatable, 
But  will  not  last  for  winter ;  the  austere 
And  wrinkle-rinded  have  a  better  chance. 
Throw  a  whole  honeycomb  into  a  haystack, 
It  may  draw  flies,  but  never  will  feed  horses. 
From  these  same  cogs  (eternally  one  tune) 
The  mill  has  floured  us  with  such  dust  all  over 
As  we  must  shake  off,  or  die  apoplectic. 


Your  gentle  silken-vested  swains  may  wish 
All  poetry  one  sheepfold. 

Maria.  Sheep  are  well, 

Like  men  and  most  things,  in  their  proper  places, 
But  when  some  prancing  knight  would  enter- 
tain us, 

Some  gallant,  brightening  every  gem  about  him, 
I  would  not  have  upon  the  palace-steps 
A  hind  cry  out,  "Make  way  there  for  my  sheep." 
They  say  (not  speaking  of  this  woolsy  race) 
They  say  that  poets  make  us  live  for  ever. 

Filippa.  Sometimes  the  life  they  lend  is  worse 

than  none, 

Shorn  of  its  glory,  shrivel'd  up  for  want 
Of  the  fresh  air  of  virtue. 

Fiammetta.  Yet,  to  live  ! 

0  !  and  to  live  by  those  we  love  so  well ! 
Filippa.  If  such  irregularities  continue 

After  to-night,  when  freedoms  are  allowed, 
We  must  lock  up  the  gardens,  rigorously 
Forbidding  all  the  inmates  of  the  palace 
To  use  the  keys  they  have. 

Fiammetta.  The  good  king  Robert 
Sooner  had  driven  out  the  nightingales 
Than  the  poor  timid  poets. 

Filippa.  Timid  poets ! 
What  breed  are  they  of? 

Fiammetta.  Such  as  sing  of  love. 

Filippa.  The  very  worst  of  all;  the  boldest  men ! 

Maria.    Nay;  not  the  boldest;  very  quarrel- 
some, 

Tragic  and  comic,  hot  and  cold,  are  so  ; 
And  so  are  nightingales ;  the  gardener 
Has  told  me ;  and  the  poets  do  no  worse 
Than  they  do.  Here  and  there  they  pluck  a  feather 
From  one  another,  here  and  there  a  crumb  ; 
But,    for    hard    fighting,    fair    straight-forward 

fighting, 

With  this  one  nosegay  I  could  beat  them  all. 
In  good  king  Robert's  day  were  lute  and  lyre  ; 
Now  hardly  dare  we  hang  them  on  the  nail, 
But  run  away  and  throw  them  down  before 
The  boisterous  drum  and  trumpet  hoarse  with  rage. 
Let  poetry  and  music,  dear  Filippa, 
Gush  forth  unfrozen  and  uncheckt ! 

Filippa.  Ah  child ! 

Thy  fancy  too  some  poet  hath  inflamed  : 
Believe  me,  they  are  dangerous  men. 

Maria.  No  men 
Are  dangerous. 

Filippa.  0  my  child ! 

Maria.  The  very  creatures 
Whom  God  has  given  us  for  our  protection. 

Filippa.  But  against  whom  ? 

Maria.  I  never  thought  of  that. 

Fiammetta.  Somebody  told  me  once  that  good 

king  Robert 

Gave  keys  to  three  or  four,  who  neither  were 
Nor  would  be  constant  inmates  of  the  court. 

Maria.  Who  might  and  would  not !    This  is 

an  enigma. 

They  must  have  felt  then  very  low  indeed. 
Among  our  glass-house  jewels  newly-set, 

1  have  seen  vile  ones,  and  have  laught  to  think 


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ANDREA.  OF  HUNGARY. 


[ACT  iv. 


How  nicely  would  my  slipper  pat  their  faces ; 
They  never  felt  thus  low. 

Sancia.  We  feel  it  for  them. 
Prescriptively,  we  leave  to  our  assayers 
To  stamp  the  currency  of  gold  and  brass. 

Fiammetta  (to  FILIPPA).  Have  you  not  prais'd 

the  king  your  very  self 
For  saying  to  Petrarca,  as  he  did, 
"  Letters  are  dearer  to  me  than  my  crown, 
And,  were  I  forced  to  throw  up  one  or  other, 
Away  should  go  the  diadem,  by  Jove  !" 

Sanaa.  Thou  art  thy  very  father.    Kiss  me, 

child ! 

His  father  said  it,  and  thy  father  would. 
When  shall  such  kings  adorn  the  throne  again  ! 

Fiammetta.  When  the  same  love  of  what  Heaven 

made  most  lovely 
Enters  their  hearts;  when  genius  shines  above 

them, 
And  not  beneath  their  feet. 

[Goes  up  to  GIOVANNI. 

Sancia  (to  FILIPPA).    Rapturous  girl ! 
Warmth  ripens  years  and  wisdom.  She  discourses 
Idly  as  other  girls  on  other  things. 

Filippa.  That  ripening  warmth  fear  I. 

Sancia.  Portending  what  1 

Filippa.  Ah,  gracious  lady !  sweetest  fruits  fall 
soonest. . 

Sancia.  (Who  sweeter  ?) 

Filippa.  And  are  bruised  the  most  by  falling. 

Maria  (joining  them).   Sicily  and  myself  are 

disagreed. 

Surely  the  man  who  sang  must  have  thick  fingers. 
He  play'd  so  badly  :  but  his  voice  is  sweet, 
For  all  its  trembling. 

Fiammetta.  Now  I  think  the  trembling 
Makes  it  no  worse.  I  wish  he  would  go  on. 

Maria.  Evidently  the  song  should  finish  there. 

Fiammetta.  Evidently  it  should  go  on . .  (aside.) 
for  ever. 

Maria.   Ho !   ho !  you  are  not  cruel  to  the 
knight  ? 

Fiammetta.  It  is  no  knight  at  all. 

Sancia.  How  know  you  that  ? 

Maria.  You  would  be  frightened  . . 

Fiammetta.  He  could  never  frighten. 

Maria.  If  tilting  .  . 

Fiammetta.  Nobody  would  hurt  Giovanni. 


SCENE  V. 

ANDREA,  MAEIA,  and  FIAMMETTA. 

Andrea.  So!  you  too  have  been  listening,  every 

soul, 

I  warrant  ye. 

Maria.  And  have  you  too,  Andrea  ? 
Andrea.    From  that  snug  little  watch- tower: 

'twas  too  high  ; 

I  only  lookt  upon  the  tops  of  trees. 
See !  him  there  !  maskt !  under  the  mulberry  ! 
Fiammetta.  I  do  not  see  him  .  .  Look  for  him 

elsewhere : 
That  is  a  shadow. 


Andrea.  Think  you  so  ]    It  may  be. 
And  the  guitar  ] 

Fiammetta  What !  that  great  yellow  toad-stool  ] 
Andrea.  How  like  is  everything  we  see  by 

starlight ! 
Fiammetta  (aside).  If  there  were  not  a  star  in 

all  the  sky, 

Everyone  upon  earth  would  know  Giovanni ! 
Andrea.  I  wish  the  mulberrries  were  not  past, 

that  dozens 

Might  drop  upon  him,  and  might  speckle  over 
His  doublet :  we  should  see  it  like  a  trout 
To-morrow,  white  and  crimson,  and  discover 
The  singer  of  this  nonsense  about  light. 
fiammetta.  If  you  don't  like  it,  pray  don't  listen 

to  it. 

Maria,  (maliciously).  Then  let  us  come  away. 
Fiammetta.  Pray  do. 
Maria,  (taking  her  arm).  Come. 
fiammetta,  (peevishly).  No. 
Maria.  Listen  !  another  song ! 
Fiammetta.  Hush  !  for  Heaven's  sake  ! 
0  !  will  you  never  listen  ?    All  this  noise  ! 
Maria.  Laughter  might  make  some;  smiles  are 

much  too  silent. 
Fiammetta.  Well;  you  have  stopt  him;   are 

you  now  content  1 
Maria.  Quite,  quite  ;  if  you  are. 
Fiammetta.  He  begins  again  ! 
Hush  !  for  the  hope  of  Paradise !    0  hush  ! 

Boccaccio  sings. 
List !  list  ye  to  another  tale  .' 

Fiammetta. 

No  ;  he  who  dares  tell  one 
To  other  ears  than  one's  shall  fail. 

Boccaccio. 
I  sing  for  her  alone. 

Andrea.  I  have  a  mind  to  be  .  . 

Maria.  What  1  prince  ! 

Andrea.  What?  angry. 

Maria.  Not  you. 

Andrea.  Not  1 1  Why,  who  should  hinder  me  ? 

Maria,  (coaxing).  No,  no ;  you  won't  be  angry, 
prince ! 

Andrea.  I  said 
Half-angry,  and  resolve  to  keep  my  word. 

Maria.  Anger  is  better,  as  pomegranates  are, 
Split  into  halves,  and  losing  no  small  part. 

Andrea.  I  never  heard  such  truth  about  pome- 
granates ! 

What  was  the  other  thing  we  reason'd  on  ? 
Ho !  now  I  recollect,  as  you  shall  see. 

[Goes:  all  follow. 

SCENE  VI.    GARDEN. 
ANDREA,  MARIA,  FIAMMETTA,  and  BOCCACCIO. 

Andrea.  Keep  back :  where  thieves  may  be, 

leave  men  alone. 
Now  for  drawn  swords  !    Where  are  they ;   slipt 

behind 
The  mulberry  :  wisely  schemed  !  'twon't  do !  come 

forth  ! 


SCENE  II.] 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


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Yield  !  tremble  like  a  poplar-leaf !   Who  art  thou  1 
[Seizing  BOCCACCIO 

Boccaccio.  King  Robert,  sir,  respected  me. 

Andrea.  Did  he  $ 

Did  he  $  Then  far  more  highly  should  Andrea. 
Sicily  !  treat  him  kindly.     We  may  all, 
Even  you  and  I,  commit  an  indiscretion. 
Hew  the  stars  twinkle !  how  the  light  leaves  titter ! 
And  there  are  secret  quiverings  in  the  herbs, 
As  if  they  all  knew  something  of  the  matter, 
And  wisht  it  undisturb'd.     To-night  no  harm 
Shall  happen  to  the  worst  man  in  Aversa. 

ACT  V. 

SCENE  I.  PALACE  OP  AVERSA. 

ANDREA  and  GIOVANNA. 

Giovanna.  How  .gracefully  thou  sattest  on  thy 

horse, 
Andrea ! 

Andrea.  Did  I? 

Giovanna.  He  curveted  so, 
Sidled  and   pranced   and  croucht  and  plunged 

again, 
I  almost  was  afraid,  but  dared  not  say  it. 

Andrea.  Castagno  is  a  sad  curvetting  rogue. 

Giovanna.  'Twas  not  Castagno ;  'twas  Polluce. 

Andrea.  Was  it  ? 
How  canst  thou  tell,  Giovanna  ? 

Giovanna.  I  can  tell. 

Andrea.  All  at  hap-hazard  :  I  am  very  sure 
'Twas  not  the  horse  you  lookt  at ;  nor  did  I 
Think  about  riding,  or  about  the  palfrey, 
Crimson  and  gold,  half  palfrey  and  half  ostrich. 
But  thou  too  ridest  like  a  queen,  my  dove  ! 

Giovanna.  So  very  like  one  ?  Would  you  make 
me  proud  1 

Andrea.  God  forbid  that !     I  love  thee  more 

for  beauty. 
Ne'er  put  on  pride,  my  heart !  thou  dost  not  want 

it; 

Many  there  are  who  do  ;  cast  it  to  them 
Who  can  not  do  without  it,  empty  souls  ! 
Ha  !  how  you  look !  is  it  surprise  or  pleasure  ? 

Giovanna.  Pleasure,  my  love  !     I  will  obey  with 

pleasure 

This  your  first  order.     But  indeed,  my  husband, 
You  must  not  look  so  fondly  when  the  masks  come, 
For  you  and  I,  you  know,  shall  not  be  masked. 

Andrea.  A  pretty  reason  for  not  looking  fond  ! 
Must  people  then  wear  masks  for  that  1 

Giovanna.  Most  do. 

I  never  saw  such  fondness  as  some  masks 
Presented. 

Andrea.  Thou  hast  never  seen  half  mine ; 
Thou  shalt ;  and  then  shalt  thou  sit  judge  between 

us. 

We  have  not  spoken  more  to-day,  my  chuck, 
Than  many  other  days,  yet  thou  appearest 
Wiser  than  ever.     I  have  gain'd  from  thee 
More  than  I  gave. 

Giovanna.  And,  without  flattery, 
I  am  more  pleas'd  with  your  discourse  than  ever. 

VOL.  II. 


Andrea  (fondly).  No,  not  than  ever.     In  this 

very  room 

Didst  thou  not  give  to  me  this  very  hand 
Because  I  talked  so  well  1 

Giovanna.  We  foolish  girls 
Are  always  caught  so. 

Andrea.  Always  kept  so,  tool 
Well,  we  must  see  about  it  then,  in  earnest. 

Giovanna.   Andrea  I   one  thing  see  to  :   pray 

inquire 

If,  in  the  crowd  that  rushed  so  thro'  the  gates, 
No  accident  has  happen'd.     Some  cried  out, 
Some  quarrell'd ;  many  horses  started  off, 
And  bore  amid  them. 

A  ndrea.  Never  fear. 

Giovanna.  But  ask.  [He  goes. 


SCENE  II. 
FIAMMETTA,  MARIA,  FiLiFPA,  and  SANCiA,  enter. 

Maria.  The  bridegroom  is  among  the   other 

grooms, 
Asking  odd  questions :  what  man's  horse  broke 

loose, 
Who   was   knockt  down,  what    fruit-stall  over- 

turn'd, 

Who  quarrell'd,  who  cried  out,  struck,  ran  away. 
Giovanna.  Maria  !  this  is  pleasantry. 
Andrea  (returning  hastily).  They  say, 
Caraffa  and  Caraccioli  are  dead. 

Giovanna.  It  can  not  be  :  they  were  both  well 

this  morning. 
Filippa.  The  west-wind  blew  this  morning  .  . 

no  air  now. 
Giovanna.    0  but,  Filippa !   they  both   came 

together. 
Did  not  queen  Sancia  tell  you  ? 

Filippa.  I  have  seen 

Two  barks  together  enter  the  port  yonder, 
And  part  together. 

Giovanna.  But  to  die  at  once  ! 

Filippa.   Happy  the  friends  whom  that   one 

fate  befalls ! 
Giovanna.  So  soon ! 
Filippa.  Perhaps  so  soon. 
Giovanna.  It  may  be  happy, 
It  must  be  strange ;  awfully  strange  indeed ! 

[FlAMMETTA  gOCS  OUt. 

Andrea.  My  darling  !  how  you  pity  those  two 

youths !    ' 
I  like  you  for  it. 

Giovanna.  Both  have  fathers  living  : 
What  must  they  suffer !    Each  .  .  I  never  heard, 
But  may  well  fancy  .  .  loved  some  girl  who  loves 

him. 
I  could  shed  tears  for  her. 

Maria.  My  dear  Giovanna  ! 
Do  queens  shed  tears  1  and  on  the  wedding-day  ? 

Sancia.  I  see  no  reason  why  they  should  not. 

Filippa  (aside).  I, 
Alas !  see  far  too  many  why  they  should. 

Andrea.  What  did  Filippa  say!   that   brides 
should  cry ! 


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ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


[ACT  v. 


Filippa  (to  GIOVANNA  and  MARIA).  Not  idly  has 

the  genial  breath  of  song 
Turn'd  into  pearls  the  tears  that  women  shed  ; 
They   are  what  they  are  call'd  :   some  may  be 

brighter 

Among  your  gems,  none  purer,  none  become 
The  youthful  and  the  beautiful  so  well. 

Andrea  (as  FIAMMETTA  enters).  Here  enters  one 

you  never  will  teach  that, 
She  is  too  light  for  grief,  too  gay  for  love, 
And  neither  salt  nor  mistleto  can  catch  her, 
Nor  springe  nor  net :  she  laughs  at  all  of  them 
Like  any  woodpecker,  and  wings  away. 
I  know  you  women ;  I  'm  a  married  man  : 

Fiammetta.  They  will  not  give  the  story  up : 

they  draw 
All  different  ways,  but  death  they  all  will  have. 

Andrea.  Ay,  and  one  only  will  not  satisfy  them. 
[An  Officer  enters,  and  confers  apart  with  him. 
Certain  1 

Giotanna.  Some  other  accident  less  heavy, 
Heaven  !  let  us  hope  ! 

Andrea.  Strangled!  0  what  a  death! 
One  of  them  .  .  one  (no  matter  now  which  of 

them) 
Disliked  me,    shunn'd  me;    if   we  met,   lookt 

at  me 

Straighter  and  taller  and  athwart  the  shoulder, 
And  dug  his  knuckles  deep  into  his  thigh. 
I  gave  him  no  offence . .  yet,  he  is  gone . . 
Without  a  word  of  hearing,  he  is  gone  ! 
To  think  of  this !  to  think  how  he  has  fallen 
Amid  his  pranks  and  joyances,  amid 
His  wild  heath  myrtle-blossoms,  one  might  say, 
It  quite  unmans  me. 

Sancia.  Speak  not  so,  my  son ! 
Let  others,  when  their  nature  has  been  changed 
To  such  unwonted  state,  when  they  are  call'd 
To  do  what  angels  do  and  brutes  do  not, 
Sob  at  their  shame,  and  say  they  are  unmann'd  : 
Unmann'd  they  can  not  be ;  they  are  not  men. 
At  glorious  deeds,  at  sufferings  well  endured, 
Yea,  at  life's  thread  snapt  with  its  gloss  upon  it, 
Be  it  man's  pride  and  privilege  to  weep. 


SCENE  III.     GRAND  SALOON. 


ANDREA,  GIOVANNA,  MARIA,  FIAMMETTA,  FILIPPA. 

Filippa.  It  may  be  right,  my  lady,  that  you 

know 
What  masks  are  here. 

Giovanna.  I  have  found  out  already 
A  few  of  them.    Several  waived  ceremony 
(Desirably  at  masks)  and  past  unnoticed. 
The  room  fills  rapidly. 

Filippa.  Not  to  detain 
My  queen  (for  hundreds  anxiously  approach), 
Pardon  !  I  recognised  the  Prince  Luigi. 

Giovanna.  Taranto  ]  Tell  our  cousin  to  keep  on 
His  mask  all  evening.     Hither !  uninvited  ! 

Maria  (out  of  breath).  Think  you  the  dais  will 
keep  the  masks  from  hearing  ? 


Giotanna.  Why  should  it  ? 
Maria.  Oh  !  why  should  it  "\    He  is  here. 
Even  Filippa  could  distinguish  him. 
Everyone  upon  earth  must  know  Taranto. 

Giovanna.  Descend  we  then  :  beside  the  statue 

there 

We  may  converse  some  moments  privately. 
Maria.   Radiant  I  saw  him  as  the  sun  .  .  a 

name 

We  always  gave  him  .  .  rapid  as  his  beams. 
I  should  have  known  him  by  his  neck  alone 
Among  ten  thousand.     While  I  gazed  upon  it, 
He  gazed  at  three  mysterious  masks  :  then  rose 
That  graceful  column,  ampler,  and  more  wreathed 
With  its  marmoreal  thews  and  dimmer  veins. 
The  three  masks  hurried  thro'  the  hall;  Taranto 
After  them  (fierce  disdain  upon  his  brow) 
Darted  as  Mercury  at  Jove's  command. 
No  doubt,  three  traitors  who  dared  never  face 

him 
In  his  own  country,  are  courageous  here. 

Giotanna.  Taranto  then,  Taranto  was  unmaskt 
Against  my  orders ! 

Maria.  Rather  say,  before. 
Luigi  never  disobeyed  Giovanna. 
Giovanna.  Filippa  carried  them. 
Maria.  I  know  his  answer. 
Giovanna.   Repeat  it  then,  for  she  may  not  to- 
night. 
Maria.    "  Tell  her  I  come  the  cousin,  not  the 

prince, 

Nor  with  pretension,  nor  design,  nor  hope ; 
I  come  the  loyal,  not  the  fond,  Taranto." 
Why  look  you  round  ? 

Giovanna.  The  voice  is  surely  his. 
Maria.  The  thoughts  are  .  . 
Giotanna,  (pressing  her  hand}.  May,  0  Heaven ! 
the  speaker  be  !  [Both  walk  away. 

Fra  Rupert  (masked  and  disguised,  to  one  next}.  I 

heard  our  gracious  queen,  espoused  to-day, 
Give  orders  that  Taranto  keep  well  maskt. 
Next  Mask  (to  another}.  Ho  then !  Taranto  here ! 
Second  Mask.  What  treachery  ! 
Fra  Rupert  (masked).  He  could  not  keep  away. 

Tempestuous  love 

Has  tost  him  hither.     Let  him  but  abstain 
From  violence,  nor  play  the  jealous  husband, 
As  some  men  do  when  husbands  cross  their 

road. 
Second  Mask.    Taranto  is  a  swordsman  to  the 

proof. 

First  Mask.  Where  is  he  ? 
Fra  Rupert.  He  stood  yonder;  in  sky-blue, 
With  pearls  about  the  sleeves. 

Second  Mask.  Well  call  him  Phoebus  ! 
I  would  give  something  for  a  glimpse  at  what 
That  mask  conceals. 

Fra  Rupert.  Oh !  could  we  catch  a  glimpse 
Of  what  all  masks  conceal,  Hwould  break  our 

hearts. 
Far  better  hidden  from  us !    Woman  !  woman  ! 

[Goes  off. 

First  Mask  (to  second).  A  friar  Rupert !  only  that 
his  voice 


SCENE  IV.] 


ANDREA  OF  HUNGARY. 


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Breathes  flute-like  whisperings,  rather  than  re- 
proofs. 
Second  Mask.   Beside,  he  stands  three  inches 

higher ;  his  girth 
Slenderer  by  much. 

First  Mask.  Who  thought  'twas  really  he  ? 
I  only  meant  he  talkt  as  morally. 

Third  Mask  (coming  up  to  Fourth).  I  am  quite 

certain  there  is  Frate  Rupert. 
Fourth  Mask.    Where  is  he  not  ?    The  Devil's 

ubiquity  ! 

But,  like  the  Devil,  not  well  known  when  met. 
How  found  you  him  so  readily  ]    What  mark  ] 
Third  Mask.  Stout  is  he,  nor  ill-built,  tho'  the 

left  shoulder 

Is  half  a  finger's  breadth  above  the  right. 
Fourth  Mask.  But  that  man's  .  .  let  me  look  .  . 

That  man's  right  shoulder 
Stands  two  good  inches  highest. 
Third  Mask.  Doubt  is  past  .  . 
We  catch  him  !  over-sedulous  disguise  ! 

SCENE  IV. 

Andrea.  We  have  a  cousin  in  the  house,  my 

queen ! 

What  dost  thou  blush  at  ?  why  art  troubled  ?  sure 
We  are  quite  grand  enough  for  him :  our  supper 
(I  trust)  will  answer  all  his  expectations. 
Maria.  So,  you  have  lookt  then  at  the  supper- 
table] 

Andrea.  'Twould  mortify  me  ifGiovanna'sguests 
Were  disappointed. 

Giovanna.  Mine  !  and  not  yours  too  ? 
Andrea.   Ah  sly  one  !  you  have  sent  then  for 

Taranto 

And  would  not  tell  me  !    Cousin  to  us  both, 
To  both  he  should  be  welcome  as  to  one. 
Another  little  blush  !  Why,  thou  art  mine, 
And  never  shalt,  if  love's  worth  love,  repent  it. 
Gioranna.   Never,  my  own  Andrea!   for  such 

trust 

Is  far  more  precious  than  the  wealthiest  realms, 
Or  all  that  ever  did  adorn  or  win  them. 

Andrea.  I  must  not  wait  to  hear  its  value  told, 
We  shall  have  time  to  count  it  out  together. 
I  now  must  go  to  greet  our  cousin  yonder, 
He  waits  me  in  the  balcony ;  the  guards 
Have  sent  away  the  loiterers  that  stood  round, 
And  only  two  or  three  of  his  own  friends 
Remain  with  him.     To  tarry  were  uncourteous. 
Maria  (earnestly).  I  do  believe  Luigi  is  below. 
Andrea.  Do   not  detain  me:   we  have  never 

met 

Since  your  proud  sister  spoke  unkindly  to  him, 
And,  vaulting  on  his  horse,  he  hurried  home. 

[Goes. 
Maria.  The  soldiers  there  do  %ell  to  guard  the 

balcony, 
And  close  the  folding-doors  against  intrusion. 

[Cry  is  heard. 

Fiammetta.  Ha !  some  inquisitive  young  cham- 
ber-lady, 
Who  watcht  Luigi  enter,  pays  for  it. 


Those  frolicsome  young  princes  are  demanding 
A  fine  for  trespass. 

Giovanna.  Nay,  they  are  too  rude, 
Permitting  any  rudeness.     Struggles !  sobs ! 
Andrea  never  caused  them. 

Maria.  Shame,  Taranto ! 

Giovanna.  Stifling  of  screams !    Those  nearer 

are  alarmed ; 

Those  farther  off  are  running  for  the  staircase ; 
And  many  come  this  way !  What  can  they  mean  ? 
See,  they  look  angry  as  they  run,  and  dash 
Their  hands  against  their  foreheads  ! 

( Very  alarmed.) 
Where's  a  page  ? 

[A  page  stands  masked  in  the  doorway ;  crowds 
of  unmasked  behind  him. 

Maria.  A  page !  a  page  ! 
Page  (to  himself).  I  am  one  ;  and  discovered  ! 

[Advances. 

Giovanna.   Run ;  see  what  those  young  cour- 
tiers round  the  princes 
Are  doing  in  the  balcony.     Below  ; 
Not  there. 

Page.  I  might  mistake  the  Prince  Andrea, 
Not  having  ever  seen  him. 

Maria.  Who  then  are  you  ? 

Page.  The  Prince  Luigi's  page,  whom  I  awaited, 
To  say  his  groom  and  horse  are  near  at  hand. 

Maria.  He  goes  then  1 

Page.  Ere  it  dawn. 

Giovanna.  0!  hasten!  hasten 
Below,  and  instantly  run  back  again, 
Reporting  me  what  you  can  discover  there. 

Page  (returns).  Lady !   the    lamps  about   the 

balcony 
Are  all  extinguisht. 

Giovanna.  Is  the  wind  so  high  1 
What  didst  thou  hear,  what  didst  thou   note, 
beside  ? 

Page  (hesitating).  Against  the  gentlest,  the  most 

virtuous  queen, 
Opprobrious  speech,  threats,  imprecations  .  . 

Giovanna.  Pass  it. 

Page.  Upon  the  stairs ;  none  from  the  gardens. 

Giovanna.  There 
What  sawest  thou  1 

Page.  Over  the  balcony 
Downward  some  burden  swang. 

Giovanna.  Some  festive  wreath 
Perhaps. 

Page.  Too  heavy ;  almost  motionless. 

Maria.    Several    damask    draperies    thrown 
across 

Page.  May-be.     The  wind  just  stirr'd  the  bot- 
tom of  them : 

I  had  no  time  to  look  :  I  saw  my  prince 
Fighting. 

Maria.  0  heaven  !  was  ever  night  like  this  .  . 

Page.  For  gallant   sword  !   it  left  two  proofs 

behind  : 

The  third  man,  seeing  me  (poor  help  for  arm 
So  valiant !)  fled. 

Maria.  0!  we  are  safe  then,  all.   [Very  joyous. 

Page.  No  cap  lost  they,  nor  did  the  one  who  fled  : 

N  N2 


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GIOVANNA  OF  NAPLES. 


[ACT  r. 


Whose  in  the  world  of  Naples,  can  be  this! 

[He  takes  from  under  his  ricMy  embroidered 
cloak   the  cap  of  ANDREA.     GIOVANNA 
clasps  it  to  her  face,  and  falls  with  a  stifled 
scream. 
[Another  Page  brings  in  ANDREA'S  ermine 


cloak. 


This  cloak  fell  near  me  from  the  balusters. 
Maria.  His  own !    Ha !  this  dark  speck  is  not 

the  ermine's. 
Filippa.  See !  she  revives  !    Hide  it  away !    0 

guests 
Of  our  unhappy  festival,  retire. 


GIOVANNA  OF  NAPLES. 


CHARACTERS. 


LKWIS,  King  of  Hungary.  Luior,  Prince  of  Taranto. 
ACCIAJOLI,  Seneschal  of  Naplet.  Uoo  DEL  BALZO.  Sn- 
NELLO,  General  of  Naplet  RIENZI,  Tribune  of  Rome. 
FRA  RUPERT.  BOCCACCIO.  PETRARCA.  PSEIN,  a  Hun- 
garian Captain.  POPE'S  NUNCIO.  PRIOR  OF  THE  CELES- 
TINES.  WIFE  OF  RIENZI.  FILIPPA  OF  CATANIA.  SANCIA, 
her  Granddaughter.  PRINCESS  MARIA.  FIAMMETTA. 

ACT  I. 

SCENE  I.    GARDEN  OF   CAPO-DI-MONTE. 

BOCCACCIO  and  FIAMMETTA. 

Boccaccio.  Adieu  the  starlit  gardens  of  Aversa, 
The  groves  of  Capo-Monte  ! 

Fiammetta.  Why  adieu  ? 

Boccaccio.  One  night  will  throw  its  gloom  upon 
them  long. 

Fiammetta.  It  will  indeed,  but  love  can  dwell 

in  gloom, 
And  not  repine  in  it. 

Boccaccio.  The  generous  man, 
Who  might  have  much  impeded  ours,  gave  way 
To  bitter  impulses.     My  face  is  flusht 
To  think  of  his  hard  doom,  and  find  myself 
Happy  where  he  was  happy,  and  so  lately ! 

Fiammetta.  I  too  have  sighs,  nor  for  thee  only, 

now. 

Giovanna,  had  an  angel  told  it  me 
The  other  day,  I  should  have  disbelieved. 
We  all  are  now  alike.     Even  queen  Sancia, 
Whose  sadness  is  scarce  sadness,  so  resign'd 
Is  she  to  Heaven,  at  this  balustrade 
Lean'd  and  lookt  over,  hearing  some  one  sing. 
"  Impatient  is  the  singer  there,"  said  she, 
"  To  run  thro'  his  delight,  to  fill  the  conch 
Of  song  up  to  the  brim,  and  wise  were  he 
Thought  he  not,  0  my  child,  as  think  he  might, 
How  every  gust  of  music,  every  air, 
Breathing  its  freshness  over  youthful  breasts, 
Is  a  faint  prelude  to  the  choirs  above, 
And  how  Death  stands  in  the  dark  space  between, 
To  some  with  invitations  free  and  meek, 
To  some  with  flames  athwart  an  angry  brow  ; 
To  others  holds  green  palm  and  aureole  crown, 
Dreadless  as  is  the  shadow  of  a  leaf  .   ." 
But,  while  she  said  it,  prest  my  hand  and  wept, 
Then  prayed  of  Heaven  its  peace  for  poor  Andrea. 

Boccaccio.  We  may  think  too  as  wisely  as  the 

queen 

When  we  attain  her  age;  of  other  flames 
And  other  palms  and  other  crowns  just  now. 
Like    every  growth,   thoughts   also  have  their 
seasons : 


We  will  not  pluck   unripe   ones;   they   might 

hurt  us. 
That  lady  then  was  with  you  ] 

Fiammetta.  She  herself 
Led  me  up  hither  by  the  sleeve.    Giovanna 
Is  there  below,  secure,  in  Castel-Nuovo. 
Look  you  !   what  crowds   are  gathering  round 
about  it. 

Boccaccio.   I  see  them,  and   implore  you,  my 

Fiammetta, 
To  tarry  here,  protected  by  queen  Sancia. 

Fiammetta.  And  will  you  tarry  near  me  1 

Boccaccio.  While  the  queen 
Your  sister  is  quite  safe. 

Fiammetta.  What!  thinkestthou 
She  ever  can  be  otherwise  than  safe? 
I  will  run  down  to  her. 

Boccaccio.  There  is  no  danger 
At  present ;  if  there  should  be,  my  weak  aid 
Shall  not  be  wanting.    He  whom  she  laments 
I  too  lament :  this  bond  unites  me  with  her ; 
And  I  will  keep  her  in  my  sight,  and  follow 
(As  lighter  birds  follow  the  powerfuller) 
Where'er  the  tempest  drives  her  .  .  not  to  save, 
But  break  the  fall,  or  warn  her  from  below. 

Fiammetta.  Generously  spoken,  my  own  sweet 

Giovanna ! 

Do  so,  and  I  can  spare  you  ;  but  remember 
Others  may  want  a  warning  too,  may  want 
Some  one  to  break  a  fall,  some  one  to  save  .  .  . 
Giovanna !  0  Giovanna !  to  save  what  ? 
For  what  is  left  but  love  1 . .  save  that,  Giovanna ! 

Boccaccio.  Were  any  infelicity  near  you, 
Crowns  and  their  realms  might  perish  :  but  your 

sister 

Is  part  of  you  :  had  she  but  lookt  into 
Your  cradle,  and  no  more  ;  had  one  kind  word, 
And  only  one,  fallen  from  her  upon  you ; 
My  life  should  be  the  price  for  it. 

Fiammetta.  Your  life  ! 
We  have  but  one,  we  two.    But  until  she 
fs  safe  again,  and  happier,  you  shall  keep  it. 
3o,  go  then ;  follow  her ;  but  soon  return. 
While  you  are  absent  from  me,  shapeless  fears 
Must  throng  upon  and  keep  awake  my  sorrow. 

Boccaccio.  To  grieve  for  what  is  past,  is  idle  grief, 
Idler  to  grieve  Sir  what  may  never  be. 
Courage !  when  both  most  wish  it,  we  shall  meet. 


SCENE  II.    CASTEL-NUOVO. 
GIOVANNA  and  DHL  BALZO. 
Giovanna.  Ugo  del  Balzo  !  thou  art  just  andfirm. 


SCENE  II.] 


GIOVANNA  OP  NAPLES. 


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Seek  we  the  murderers  out,  and  bring  them  forth 
Before  their  God  and  fellow-men,  if  God 
Or  fellow-men  have  they.    Spare  none  who  did 
This  cruel  deed.     The  partner  of  my  throne, 
Companion  of  my  days  .  .  until  that  day .  . 
Avenge  !    In  striking  low  the  guilty  head 
Show  mercy  to  my  people.     Take  from  me 
And  execute  with  promptness  this  commission. 
0  what  a  chasm  in  life  hath  one  day  made, 
Thus  giving  way  with  such  astounding  crash 
Under  my  feet,  when  all  seem'd  equable, 
All  hopeful,  not  a  form  of  fear  in  sight. 

Del  Balzo.  Lady !  if  all  could  see  the  pangs 

within 

Which  rend  your  bosom,  every  voice  would  pause 
From  railing  and  reproach. 

Giovanna.  Reproach  who  will, 
Bail  who  delight  in  railing.     Could  my  arm 
Protect  the  innocent  ] 

Del  Balzo.  But  strange  reports 
(With  this  commission  in  my  hand  I  speak  it) 
Murmur  throughout  the  city.     Kindred,  ay, 
Close  kindred  are  accused. 

Giovanna.  Such  accusations 
Have  burst  upon  my  ear :   they  wrong  my 

cousin. 

A  man  more  loyal  than  the  brave  Taranto 
Nor  court  nor  field  e'er  saw  :  but  even  he 
Shall  not  escape  if  treachery  be  found 
Within  the  shadow  of  that  lofty  mien.    ' 

Del  Balzo.  No,  by  the  sword  of  the  archangel ! 

no .  . 

Altho'  his  sister  smiles  this  hour  upon 
Her  first-born  of  my  dear  and  only  brother 
The  Duke  of  Andria.  Thou  must  weep,  Francesco ! 
And  she,  and  I ;  for  such  dishonour  taints 
The  whole  house  through,  obscuring  past  and 

future. 
Was  he  not  in  Aversa  ? 

Giovanna.  He  was  there. 

Del  Balzo.  And  were  no  orders  given  that  he 

keep  on 
His  mask  all  evening? 

Giovanna.  Yes,  I  gave  those  orders. 

Del  Balzo.  The  Queen's  commission  reaches  not 
the  Queen. 

Giovanna.  Imperfect  then  is  that  commission, 
Ugo! 

Del  Balzo.  Freedom  of  speech  is  limited. 

Giovanna.  By  what  ] 

Del  Balzo.  The  throne. 

Giovanna.  For  once  then  push  the  throne 

more  back, 
And  let  thy  words  and  actions  have  their  scope. 

Del  Balzo.  Why  was  Aversa  chosen  for  the  revels? 
[The  QUEEN  hesitates  and  sighs  deeply. 
One  answer  comes  from  all.     Because  the  town 
Is  Norman,  the  inhabitants  are  Norman, 
Sworn  enemies  to  an  Hungarian  prince ; 
The  very  name  sounds  hostilely ;  the  walls 
Built  in  aversion  to  the  pride  of  Capua. 

Giovanna.  I  could  give  other  answer,  which 

such  hearts 
Would  little  understand.     My  happiest  days 


Were  spent  there  . .  0  that  there  my  last  had 

closed ! 

Was  it  not  in  Aversa  we  first  met  ? 
There  my  Andrea,  while  our  friends  stood  round 
At  our  betrothment,  fain  would  show  me  first 
A  horse  they  led  for  him  from  Hungary. 
The  hands  we  join'd  were  little  hands  indeed ! 
And  the  two  rings  we  interchanged  would  ill 
Let  pass  the  bossy  chain  of  his  light  hair 
Entwisted  with  my  darker,  nor  without 
His  teeth  was  then  drawn  through  it.     Those 

were  days 

When  none  saw  quarrels  on  his  side  or  mine, 
Yet  were  there  worse  than  there  were  latterly, 
Or  than  since  childhood  ever.     We  have  lived 
From  those  days  forth  without  distrust  and  strife. 
All  might  have  seen  but  now  will  not  know  that. 
Del  Balzo.  Lady !  the  court  and  people  do  re- 
member 

That  none  more  courteous,  none  more  beautiful, 
Lives  than  the  Prince  Luigi .  .  they  acknowledge 
That  Prince  Andrea's  qualities  fell  short . . 
Giovanna.  Del  Balzo!  cease!  he  was  your  prince 

but  now  .  . 

His  virtues  were  domestic  .  .  few  saw  those. 
Del  Balzo.  Few,  I  confess  it ;  not  so  few  the 

other's. 
His  assiduities,  his  love. 

Giovanna.  Do  these 
Remember  too,  whate'er  advantages 
The  Prince  Luigi  of  Taranto  had, 
I  gave  my  hand  where  they  who  rear'd  me  will'd, 
That  no  contention  in  our  family 
Might  reach  my  people  1    Ugo  !  tell  me  now 
To  whom  show'd  I  my  love  ?    To  them  or  him  ] 
Del  Balzo.    Lady  !  'twas  nobly  done.     Yet  he 

was  seen 

To  walk  among  the  maskers  on  that  night, 
Was  ordered  to  keep  on  his  mask,  was  known 
To  watch  Andrea  in  the  balcony, 
To  rush  away,  to  fight  below  the  place 
Where  the  inhuman  deed  was  perpetrated, 
And  then  to  fly. 

Giovanna.  0  !  if  Taranto  could 
Be  guilty  !  .  .  but  impossible  !    My  sister 
Saw  him  pursue  three  masks  :  and  his  own  page 
Found  him  in  fight  with  one,  where  two  were 

slain. 

Del  Balzo.  Would  any  court  receive  such  testi- 
mony? 
Giovanna.  Examine  then  more  closely.     I  am 

lost, 

Not  in  conjectures,  for  my  mind  flies  off 
From  all  conjecture,  but  in  vague,  in  wild 
Tumultuous    thoughts,    all    broken,   crost,  and 

crazed. 
Go,  lose  no  moment.     There  are  other  things 

[DEL  BALZO  goes. 
I  could  have  said  .  .  what  were  they  ] .  .  there 

are  things  .  . 
Maria  .  .  why  not   here !  .  .  She   knows  there 

are  .  . 

0  !  were  the  guilty  so  perplext  as  I  am, 
No  guilt  were  undiscover'd  in  the  world  ! 


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GIOVANNA  OF  NAPLES. 


[ACT  i. 


SCENE  III. 

FILIPPA,  SANCIA,  TERLIZZI,  DEL  BALZO. 

Sancia  Terlizzi.  Gentle  and  gracious  and  com- 
passionate, 

Companion  and  not  queen  to  those  about  her, 
Giovanna  delegates  her  fullest  powers 
To  stern  Del  Balzo  ;  and  already  force 
Enters  the  palace  gates. 

FUippa.  Let  them  be  closed 
Against  all  force.    Send  for  the  seneschal. 

Sancia  Terlizzi.    Acciajoli    has   departed   for 

Aversa, 
There  to  make  inquest. 

FUippa.  Who  dares  strike  the  door  ? 

Del  Balzo  (entering).  The  laws. 

FUippa.  Count  Ugo  !  is  the  queen  extinct  1 

Del  Balzo.  The  prince  is.     Therefore  lead  with 

due  respect 
These  ladies,  and  the  rest,  away.       [To  an  Officer. 

FUippa.  What  means 
This  violence  ? 

Del  Balzo  (to  the  Officer).  Let  none,  I  pray  be 
used.  [To  FILIPPA. 

Behold  the  queen's  commission  !  In  that  chamber 
Where  close  examinations  must  ensue, 
In  clear  untroubled  order  let  your  words 
Leave  us  no  future  violence  to  be  fear'd. 

FUippa  (returning  the  paper).  The  queen  hath 

acted  as  she  alway  acts, 
Discreetly ;  bravely ;  it  becomes  her  race 
And  station  :  what  becomes  a  faithful  subject 
Let  us  do  now.  [The  QUEEN  enters. 

Sancia  Terlizzi.  Turn  :  lo,  the  queen  herself! 

Del  Balzo.  Lady  !  there  is  one  chamber  in  the 

realm, 

And  only  one,  and  that  but  for  one  day, 
You  may  not  enter. 

Giovanna.  Which  is  that,  Del  Balzo  ? 

Del  Balzo.  Where  the  judge   sits  against  the 
criminal. 

Giovanna.  Criminal !  none  are  here. 

Del  Balzo.  If  all  my  wishes 
Avail'd  me,  there  were  none. 

Giovanna.  Sure,  sure,  the  palace 
Is  sacred. 

Dd  Balzo.  Sacred  deeds  make  every  place 
Sacred,  unholy  ones  make  all  unholy. 

Giovanna.  But  these  are  our  best  friends. 

FUippa.  My  royal  mistress  ! 
The  name  of  friendship  and  the'name  of  justice 
Should  stand  apart.     Permit  me  to  retire  .  . 

[To  DEL  BALZO. 
Whither,  sir,  you  must  dictate. 

Del  Balzo.  Lead  them  on. 

[The  QUEEN  throws  her  arms  round  FILIPPA, 

who  gently  removes  them  and  goes. 
Lady  !  would  you  protect  the  culpable  1 

Giovanna.    Ugo  del  Balzo !  would  you  wrong 
the  queen  ] 

Del  Balzo.  I  recognise  the  lofty  race  of  Robert, 
And  my  arm  strengthens  and  my  heart  dilates. 


Giovanna.  Perform  your  duty,  sir,  and  all  your 

duty  ; 
Win  praise,  win  glory  .  .  mine  can  be  but  tears. 

[Goes. 

SCENE  IV. 

FRA  RUPERT,  DEL  BALZO. 

Fra  Rupert.  Confessionals  are  close ;  and  closer 

still 
The  heart  that  holds  one  treasure. 

Del  Balzo.  Father  Rupert ! 
What  brought  thee  hither  at  this  busy  hour  ] 

Fra  Rupert.  My  duty :  I  must  not  delay  my 
duty. 

Del  Balzo.  What  is  it? 

Fra  Rupert.  I  would  fain  absolve  from  sin 
(Far  as  the  Church  allows)  the  worst  of  sinners. 

Del  Balzo.  In  few  plain  words,  who  sent  for  thee  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  In  fewer, 
I  scorn  thy  question. 

Del  Balzo.  Father  !  thou  must  wait. 
The  prince's  death  involves  some  powerful  ones, 
Whose  guilt  or  innocence  shall  presently 
Be  ascertained. 

Fra  Rupert.  What !  and  shall  man  hear  first 
The  guilty  soul  confess  its  secret  sin  1 
Shall  not  the  angels  carry  up  the  tale 
Before  the  people  catch  it  ? 

Del  Balzo.  They,  no  doubt, 
Already  have  done  this. 

Fra  Rupert.  Not  half,  not  half. 

Dd  Balzo.  Father !  it  seems  thou  knowest  more 

about  it 
Than  I  or  any  else.    Why  reddenest  thou  ? 

Fra  Rupert.  Dost  think,  Del  Balzo,  any  word 

escapes 

The  sanctuary  of  consciences  1  the  throne 
Of  grace  and  mercy  on  our  earth  below  1 
The  purifier,  the  confessional  1 
So  then  !  some  powerful  ones  are  apprehended 
For  what  they  did !  0  merciful  Del  Balzo ! 
Be  sparing  of  a  woman's  blood,  Del  Balzo ! 
And  age  hath  claims  upon  our  pity  too  ; 
And  so  hath  youth,  alas !  and  early  ties 
Suddenly  broken  shock  far  round  about. 
Beside ;  who  knows . .  thou  canst  not  certainly . . 
If  any  can . .  they  may  be  innocent, 
Each  of  the  three,  one  more,  one  less,  perhaps : 
Innocent  should  be  all  whose  guilt  lacks  proof. 
0  my  poor  child  Andrea,  pardon  me  ! 
Thou  wouldst  not  have  sought  blood  for  blood, 

Andrea ! 

Thou  didst  love  all  these  women !  most  of  all 
Her . .  but  there 's  justice,  even  on  earth,  Andrea ! 

[Goes. 

Del  Balzo.  'Tis   so  !  that  stern   proud  bosom 
bursts  with  grief. 

SCENE   V. 

Maria.  Ah  why,  Del  Balzo,  have  you  let  come  in 
The  filthy  monk,  Fra  Rupert  ?    He  has  frightened 
Sancia  Terlizzi  almost  into  fainting. 
And  tell  me  by  what  right  hath  he  or  any 


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Ordered  her  up  into  her  room,  and  taken 
Her  mother  down  below,  into  those  chambers 
Which  we  have  always  been  forbid  to  enter ! 

Del  Balzo.  Perhaps  to  ask  some  questions  ;  for 

the  queen 
Ought  to  be  satisfied. 

Maria.  Then  let  me  go 
And  ask  her  :  she  would  tell  me  in  a  moment 
What  they  will  never  get  from  her. 

Del  Balzo.  Perhaps, 

0  princess !  you  may  have  mistaken. 
Maria.  No : 

1  never  was  mistaken  in  Filippa. 

Rudeness  can  neither  move  nor  discompose  her  : 

A  word,  a  look,  of  kindness,  instantly 

Opens  her  heart  and  brings  her  cheek  upon  you. 

Del  Balzo.    The  countess  has   more  glorious 

qualities  . 

Than  noble  birth  has  given  any  else. 
Whether  her  heart  has  all  that  tenderness  .  . 

Maria.  Is  my  heart  tender  ? 

Del  Balzo.  Be  it  not  too  tender, 
Or  it  may  suffer  much,  and  speedily, 
And  undeservedly.     The  queen  your  sister, 
Gentle  as  you,  hath  fortitude. 

Maria.  Giovanna 

Is  tenderer  than  I  am ;  she  sheds  tears 
Oftener  than  I  do,  though  she  hides  them  better. 

Del  Balzo.  I  saw  their  traces  :  but  more  royally 
Never  shone  courage  upon  grief  supprest. 

Maria.  The  lovely  platane  in  the  garden-walk 
Catches  the  sun  upon  her  buds  half-open, 
And  looks    the  brightest   where   unbarkt  and 

scathed. 

O  find  them  out  who  have  afflicted  her 
With  that  most  cruel  blow. 

Del  Balzo.  'Tis  what  she  bade  me, 
And  what  I  now  am  hastening  to  perform.  [Goes. 

GIOVANNA  enters. 

Maria.  Courage,  Giovanna  !  courage,  my  sweet 

sister  ! 

Del  Balzo  will  find  out  those  wicked  men. 
0  !  I  forgot  to  tell  him  what  assistance 
Fra  Rupert  might  afford  him.    Every  crime 
Is  known  to  him.     But  certainly  Fra  Rupert, 
Who  loved  Andrea  so,  will  never  cease 
Until  he  find  the  slayer  of  his  friend. 
Ah  my  poor  sister  !  if  you  had  but  heard 
The  praises  of  Del  Balzo,  you  would  soon 
Resume  your  courage  and  subdue  your  tears. 

Giovanna.  Before  Del  Balzo,  sister,  I  disdain 
To  show  them  or  to  speak  of  them.     Be  mine 
Hid  from  all  eyes  !     God  only  knows  their  source, 
Their  truth  or  falsehood.     In  the  light  of  day 
Some  lose  their  bitterness,  run  smoothly  on, 
And  catch  compassion,  leisurely,  serenely  : 
Never  will  mine  run  thus  :  my  sorrows  lie 
In  my  own  breast ;  my  fame  rests  upon  others, 
Who  throw  it  from  them    now  the  blast   has 

nipt  it. 

'Tis  ever  so.     Applauses  win  applauses, 
Crowds  gather  about  crowds,  the  solitary 
Are  shunned  as  lepers  and  in  haste  past  by. 


Maria.  But  we  will  not  be  solitary ;  we 
Are  not  so  easy  to  pass  by  in  haste ; 
We  are  not  very  leper-looking. 

Giovanna.  Cease, 

Maria  !  nothing  on  this  earth  so  wounds 
The  stricken  bosom  as  such  sportiveness, 
Or  weighs  worn  spirits  down  like  levity. 
Give  me  your  hand  .  .  Reproof  is  not  reproach. 
I  might  have  done  the  same  .  .  how  recently  ! 

Maria.  Hark  !  what  is  all  that  outcry  ? 

Giovanna.  'Tis  for  him 
Whom  we  have  lost. 

Maria.  But  angry  voices  mixt 
With  sorrowful  1 

Giovanna.  To  him  both  due  alike. 


SPINELLO  enters. 

Spinello.  Hungarian  troops  throng  every  street 

and  lane, 

Driving  before  them  the  infirm,  the  aged, 
The  children,  of  both  sexes. 

Giovanna.  Shelter  them. 

Spinello.  Such  is  the  hope  of  those  base  enemies, 
That,  unprovided  for  defence,  the  castle 
May  fall  into  their  hands :  and  very  quickly 
(Unless  we  drive  them  back)  our  scanty  stores 
Leave  us  exhausted. 

Giovanna.  Dost  thou  fear,  Spinello  ? 

Spinello.  I  do  :  but  if  my  sovran  bids  me  bare 
This  breast  of  armour  and  assail  her  foes, 
Soon  shall  she  see  what  fears  there  lie  within. 

Giovanna.  Let  me  too  have  my  fears,  nor  worse 

than  thine, 

Loyal  and  brave  Spinello  !     Dare  I  ask 
Of  God  my  daily  bread  nor  give  it  those 
Whose  daily  prayers  have  earned  it  for  us  all  1 
I  dare  not.    Throw  wide  open  every  gate 
And  stand  between  the  last  of  my  poor  people 
And  those  who  drive  them  in. 

Spinello.  We  then  are  lost. 

Giovanna.  Not  from  God's  sight,  nor  theirs  who 
look  to  God. 

Maria.  0  sister !  may  that  smile  of  yours  be 

parent 

Of  many.     It  sinks  back,  and  dies  upon 
The  lovely  couch  it  rose  from.    [DEL  BALZO  enters. 

I  will  go : 
Del  Balzo  looks,  I  think,  more  stern  than  ever. 

Giovanna.  Del  Balzo,  I  perceive  thou  kno west  all, 
And  pitiest  my  condition.      [DEL  BALZO.  amazed. 

Spinello.  Standest  thou, 
Lookest  thou,  thus,  before  thy  sovran,  sir1? 

Giovanna.  Be  friends,  be  friends,  and  spare  me 

one  affront. 

Wiser  it  were,  and  worthier,  to  devise 
How  tumults  may  be  quell'd  than  how  increast. 
On  your  discretion  lies  your  country's  weal. 

[Goes. 

Spinello.   Ugo  del  Balzo  !  thou  art  strong  in 

war, 

Strong  in  alliances,  in  virtue  strong, 
But  darest  thou,  before  the  queen,  before 
The  lowest  of  the  loyal,  thus  impute 


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[ACT  r. 


With  brow  of  scorn  and  figure  fixt  aslant, 
Atrocious  crimes  to  purity  angelic  ? 

Del  Balzo.  Heard'st  thou  her  words  and  askest 

thou  this  question  ] 
Spinello  !  nor  in  virtue  nor  in  courage 
(Our  best  alliances)  have  I  pretence 
To  stand  before  thee.    Chancellor  thou  art, 
And,  by  the  nature  of  thy  office,  shouldst 
Have  undertaken  my  most  awful  duty : 
Why  didst  thou  not  ? 

Spinello.  Because  the  queen  herself 
Will'd  otherwise ;  because  her  chancellor, 
She  thought,  might  vindicate  some  near  unduly. 

Del  Balzo.  She  thought  so  ]  what !  of  thee  ] 

Spindlo.  Thus  it  appears. 
But  on  this  subject  never  word  escaped 
Her  lips  to  me  :  her  own  pure  spirit  frankly 
Suggested  it :  her  delicacy  shunn'd 
All  explanation,  lacking  no  excuse. 
Thou  askest  if  I  heard  her  at  thy  entrance  : 
I  heard  her,  like  thyself.    The  words  before 
Thou  didst  not  hear ;  I  did.     Her  last  appeal 
Was  for  the  wretched  driven  within  the  castle, 
And  doom'd  to  pine  or  force  us  to  surrender. 
For  them  sho  call'd  upon  thee,  never  else, 
To  pity  her  condition. 

Del  Balzo.  Pardon  me  ! 
I  have    much  wrong'd  her.    Yet,  among  the 

questioned 
Were   strange  confessions.     One   alone    spake 

scornfully 
Amid  her  tortures. 

Spinello.  Is  the  torture,  then, 
The  tongue  of  Truth ) 

Del  Balzo.  For  once,  I  fear,  'tis  not. 

Spinello.  It  was  Giovanna's  resolute  design 
To  issue  her  first  edict  through  the  land 
Abolishing  this  horrid  artifice, 
Whereby  the  harden'd  only  can  escape. 
"  The  cruel  best  bear  cruelty,"  said  she, 
"  And  those  who  often  have  committed  it 
May  once  go  through  it." 

Del  Balzo.  And  would'st  thou,  Spinello  ! 
Thus  lay  aside  the  just  restraints  of  law, 
Abolishing  what  wise  and  holy  men 
Raised  for  the  safeguard  of  society  ? 

Spinello.  The  holy  and  the  wise  have  done  such 

things 
As  the  unwise  and  the  unholy  shrink  at. 

Del  Balzo.  It  might  be  thought  a  hardship  in 

a  country 

Where  laws  want  ingenuity ;  where  scales, 
Bandage,  and  sword,  alone  betoken  Justice. 
Ill-furbisht  ineffective  armoury, 
With  nothing  but  cross-shooting  shafts  of  words  ! 

Spinello.  Since  every  deed  like  torture  must 

afflict 

A  youthful  breast,  so  mild,  so  sensitive, 
Trust  it  to  me,  and  we  will  then  devise 
How  the  event  may  best  be  laid  before  her. 

Del  Balzo.  A  clue  was  given  by  unwilling  hands, 
Wherewith  we  entered  the  dark  narrow  chambers 
Of  this  strange  mystery.  Filippa  first, 
Interrogated  if  she  knew  the  murderer, 


Denied  it :  then,  if  she  suspected  any; 
'  I  do,"  was  her  reply.    Whom  ?    She  was  silent. 
Where  should  suspicion  now  (tell  me,  Spinello !) 
Wander  or  fix  ?    I  askt  her  if  the  Queen 
Was  privy  to  the  deed.     Then  swell'd  her  scorn. 
Again  I  askt  her,  and  I  show'd  the  rack. 
'  Throw  me  upon  it :  I  will  answer  thence." 
Said  with  calm  voice  Filippa.     She  was  rackt. 
Screams  from  all  round  fill'd  the  whole  vault. 

"  See,  children ! 
How  those  who  fear  their  God  and  love  their  Prince 
Can  bear  this  childish  cruelty,"  said  she. 
Although  no  other  voice  escaped,  the  men 
Trembled,  the  women  wail'd  aloud.     "To-mor- 
row," 

Said  I,  "  Filippa !  thou  must  answer  Justice. 
Kelease  her."    Still  the  smile  was  on  her  face  : 
She  was  releast :  Death  had  come  down  and  saved 

her. 
Spinello.  Faithfullest  friend  of  the  unhappy ! 

plead 

For  us  whose  duty  was  to  plead  for  thee  ! 
Thou  art  among  the  Blessed !     On,  Del  Balzo  ! 
Del  Balzo.  Sancia,  her  daughter's  child  .  . 
Spinello.  The  playful  Sancia  1 
Whose  fifteenth  birthday  we  both  kept  together  . . 
Was  it  the  sixth  or  seventh  of  last  March  1 .  . 
Terlizzi's  bride  two  months  ago  1 
Del  Balzo.  The  same. 
Spinello.  And  the  same  fate  ? 
Del  Balzo.  She  never  had  seen  Death  : 
She  thought  her  cries  could  drive  him  off  again, 
Thought  her  soft  lips  might  have  relaxt  the  rigid, 
And  her  warm  tears  .  .  . 

Spinello.  Del  Balzo  !  wert  thou  there  ? 
Or  tearest  thou  such  dreamery  from  some  book, 
If  any  book  contain  such  1 
Del  Balzo.  I  was  there  ; 
And  what  I  saw  I  ordered  to  be  done. 
Justice  would  have  it ;  Justice  smote  my  heart, 
Justice  sustained  it  too. 

Spinello.  Her  husband  would 
Kather  have  died  than  hear  one  shriek  from  Sancia. 
Del  Balzo.  So  all  men  would  :  for  never  form 

so  lovely 
Lighted  the  air  around  it. 

Spinello.  Let  us  go 
And  bear  her  home. 

Del  Balzo.  To  me  the  way  lies  open ; 
But  much  I  fear,  Spinello,  the  Hungarians 
Possess  all  avenue  to  thy  escape. 
Spinello.  Escape  is  not  the  word  for  me,  my 

friend. 

I  had  forgotten  the  Hungarians 
(It  seems)  the  Queen,  myself,  captivity  .  . 
I  may  not  hence  :  relate  then  if  more  horrors 
Succeeded. 

Del  Balzo.  When  Terlizzi  saw  Filippa 
Lie  stiff  before  him,  and  that  gentle  bride 
Chafing  her  limbs,  and  shrinking  with  loud  yells 
Whenever  her  soft  hand  felt  some  swol'n  sinew, 
In  hopes  to  finish  here  and  save  all  else, 
He  cried  aloud,  "  Filippa  was  the  murderess." 
At  this  she  darted  at  him  such  a  glance 


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As  the  mad  only  dart,  and  fell  down  dead. 

"  'Tis  false !  'tis  false  ! "  cried  he.     "  Speak,  San- 

cia,  speak ! 

Or  hear  me  say  'tis  false."     They  dragg'd  away 
The  wavering  youth,  and  fixt  him.   There  he  lies, 
With  what  result  of  such  inconstancy 
I  know  not,  but  am  going  to  inquire  .  . 
If  we  detect  the  murderers,  all  these  pains 
Are  well  inflicted. 

Spinello.  But  if  not  1 

Del  Balzo.  The  Laws 
Have  done  their  duty  and  struck  fear  through  all. 

Spinello.  Alas!  that  duty  seems  their  only  one. 

Del  Balzo.  Among  the  first  'tis  surely.    I  must 

g° 

And  gather  up  fresh  evidence.    Farewell, 
Spinello  ! 

Spinello.  May  good  angels  guide  your  steps ! 
Farewell !   That  Heaven  should  give  the  merciless 
So  much  of  power,  the  merciful  so  little  ! 


ACT  II. 

SCENE  I.  CASTEL-NUOVO. 

GIOVANNA  and  MAKIA. 

Maria.  I  do  not  like  these  windows.     Who  can 

see 

What  passes  under  ?    Never  were  contrived 
Cleverer  ones  for  looking  at  the  sky, 
Or  hearing  our  Hungarians  to  advantage. 
I  can  not  think  their  songs  are  pastorals  ; 
They  may  be ;  if  they  are,  they  are  ill-set. 
Will  nothing  do,  Giovanna  ?    Eaise  your  eyes ; 
Embrace  your  sister. 

Giovanna.  So,  you  too,  Maria  ! 
Have  turgid  eyes,  and  feign  the  face  of  joy. 
Never  will  joy  be  more  with  us  .  .  with  you 
It  may  be  .  .  0  God  grant  it !  but  me  !  me, 
Whom  good  men  doubt,  what  pleasure  can  ap- 
proach 1 

Maria.  If  good  men  all  were  young  men,  we 

might  shudder 

At  silly  doubts,  like  other  silly  things 
Not  quite  so  cold  to  shudder  at. 

Giovanna.  Again, 

Maria  !  I  am  now  quite  changed  ;  I  am 
Your  sister  as  I  was,  but  0  remember 
I  am  (how  lately  !)  my  Andrea's  widow. 

Maria.  I  wish  our  little  Sancia  would  come 

hither 

With  her  Terlizzi  .  .  those  inseparables  ! 
We  scarcely  could  get  twenty  words  from  them 
All  the  day  long ;  we  caught  them  after  dinner, 
And  lost  them  suddenly  as  evening  closed. 

Giovanna.  Send  for  her.    But  perhaps  she  is 
with  Filippa.  .  . 

Maria.  Learning  sedatenessin  the  matron  life. 

Giovanna.  Or  may-be  with  the  queen  whose 

name  she  bears, 

And  who  divides  her  love,  not  equally 
With  us,  but  almost  equally. 

Maria.  If  so, 
No  need  to  seek  her ;  for  the  queen  went  forth 


To  San  Lorenzo  at  the  dawn  of  day, 

And  there  upon  the  pavement  she  implores 

Peace  for  the  dead,  protection  for  the  living. 

Giovanna.  0  may  her  prayers  be  heard  ! 

Maria.  If  piety 
Avails  the  living  or  the  dead,  they  will. 

Giovanna.  How,  how  much  calmer  than  thy 

sweetest  smile 

Has  that  thought  made  me  !  Evermore  speak  so, 
And  life  will  almost  be  as  welcome  to  me 
As  death  itself. 

Maria.  When  sunshine  glistens  round, 
And  friends,  as  young  as  we  are,  sit  beside  us, 
We  smile  at  Death  .  .  one  rather  grim  indeed 
And  whimsical,  but  not  disposed  to  hurt  us  .  . 
And  give  and  take  fresh  courage.    But,  sweet 

sister ! 

The  days  are  many  when  he  is  unwelcome, 
And  you  will  think  so  too  another  time. 
'Tis  chiefly  in  cold  places,  with  old  folks, 
His  features  seem  prodigiously  amiss. 
But  Life  looks  always  pleasant,  sometimes  more 
And  sometimes  less  so,  but  looks  always  pleasant, 
And,  when  we  cherish  him,  repays  us  well. 
Sicily  says  it  is  the  worst  of  sin 
To  cast  aside  what  God  hath  given  us, 
And  snatch  at  what  he  may  hereafter  give 
In  its  due  season  .  .  scourges,  and  such  comfits, 
Cupboarded  for  Old-age.     Youth  has  her  games ; 
We  are  invited,  and  should  ill  refuse. 
On  all  these  subjects  our  sweet  Sicily 
Discourses  with  the  wisdom  of  a  man. 
You  are  not  listening  :  what  avails  our  wisdom  ] 

Giovanna.  To  keep  afloat  that  buoyant  little 

bark 

Which  swells  endanger.     0  may  never  storm 
O'ertake  it !  never  worm  unseen  eat  thro' ! 

Maria.  I  wish  we  were  away  from  these  thick 

walls, 
And  these  high  windows,  and  these  church-like 

ceilings, 

Without  a  cherub  to  look  down  on  us, 
Or  play  a  prank  up  there,  with  psalter-book, 
Or  bishop's  head,  or  fiddle,  or  festoon. 

Giovanna.  Be  satisfied  awhile :  the  nobler  rooms 
Are  less  secure  against  the  violence 
Of  those  Hungarians. 

Maria.  I  saw  one  who  bowed 
Graceful  as  an  Italian.     "  Send  away 
The  men  below,"  said  I,  "  then  bow  again, 
And  we  will  try  which  bows  most  gracefully." 

Giovanna.  My  giddy,  giddy  sister  ! 

Maria.  May  my  head 
Be  ever  so,  if  crowns  must  steady  it ! 

Giovanna.  He  might  have  thought  .  . 

Maria.  Not  he ;  he  never  thinks. 
He  bowed  and  shook  his  head.    His  name  is 

Psein. 

Often  hath  he  been  here  on  guard  before : 
You  must  remember  him. 

Giovanna.  No,  not  by  name. 

Maria.  Effeminate  and  vain  we  fancied  him, 
Because  he  always  had  a  flower  in  hand, 
Or  with  his  fingers  combed  his  forehead  hair. 


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[ACT  n. 


Oiovanna.  No  little  merit  in  that  sullen  race. 

Maria,.  If  he  has  merit  I  will  bring  it  out. 

Giovanna.  Kesign  that  idle  notion.     Power  is 

lost 

By  showing  it  too  freely.    When  I  want 
His  services,  I  order  them.     We  part. 
Too  large  a  portion  of  the  hour  already 
Has  been  among  the  living.     Now  I  go 
To  other  duties  for  the  residue 
Of  this  sad  day. 

Maria.  Unwelcome  is  Maria 
Where  sorrow  is  ? 

Giovanna.  Her  sorrow  is  unwelcome ; 
Let  me  subdue  my  own ;  then  come  and  join  me. 
Thou  knowest  where  the  desolate  find  one 
Who  never  leaves  them  desolate.  [Goes. 

Maria.  'Tis  hard 
To  linger  here  alone. 

Officer.  The  Seneschal 
Of  Naples,  Acciajoli. 


SCENEfll. 

ACCIAJOLI  and  MARIA. 

Acciajoli.  By  command 
Of  our  most  gracious  queen,  0  royal  lady  ! 
I  come  for  yours. 

Maria.  That  is,  to  bear  me  company. 

Acciajoli.  Such  only  as  the  humblest  bear  the 
highest. 

Maria.  Seneschal !    you    excell   the    best  in 

phrases. 

You  might  let  others  be  before  you  there, 
Content  to  shine  in  policy  and  war. 

Acciajoli.   I  have  been  placed  where  others 
would  have  shone. 

Maria.  Come,  do  not  beat  me  now  in  modesty. 
Had  I  done  anything,  I  might  not  boast, 
Nor  should  I  think  I  was  improving  it 
By  telling  an  untruth  and  looking  down. 
I  do  not  like  our  lodgement,  nor  much  wish 
To  see  an  arrow  quivering  in  that  wainscote  : 
The  floors  are  well  enough  ;  I  would  not  see  them 
Paved  with  smooth    pebbles   from    Hungarian 


Can  not  you  send  those  soldiers  to  their  quarters  ? 

Acciajoli.  In  vain  have  I  attempted  it. 

Maria.  Send  Psein 
Tome. 

Acciajoli.  He,  like  the  rest,  is  an  insurgent. 
Civilest  of  barbarians,  yet  may  Psein 
(With  horror  I  must  utter  it)  refuse. 

Maria.  Fear  of  refusal  has  lost  many  a  prize. 

[ACCIAJOLI  goes. 

I  hope  the  Seneschal  will  go  himself, 
Not  send  another.     How  I  wisht  to  ask  it ! 
But,  at  my  years,  to  hint  an  act  of  delicacy 
Is  too  indelicate.    He  has  seen  courts, 
Turn'd  over  their  loose  leaves  (each  more  than 

half 

Illumination,  dulness  the  remainder), 
And  knows  them  from  the  cover  to  the  core. 


SCENE  III. 


PSEIN  conducted  by  ACCIAJOLI,  wJio  retires. 

The  queen  commands  my  presence  here. 

Maria.  The  queen 

Desired  your  presence  ;  I  alone  command  it. 
Eyes  have  seen  you,  commander  Psein  ! 

Psein.  Impossible  ! 

Maria.  Yes,  eyes  have  seen  you,  general  Psein! 

they  have, 
And  seen  that  they  can  trust  you. 

Psein.  By  my  troth 
To  all  that's  lovely  ! 

Maria.  Ah,  sad  man  !  swear  not  .  . 
Unless  you  swear  my  words. 

Psein.  To  hear  and  swear 
And  treasure  them  within  this  breast,  is  one. 

Maria  (PSEIN  repeating).  "  I  swear  to  love  and 

honour  and  obey  "  . . 
Ha  !  not  the  hand  .  .  it  comes  not  quite  so  soon  . . 

Psein.  I  have  but  little  practice  in  the  form  ; 
Pardon  me,  gracious  lady ! 

Maria.  Earn  your  pardon 
By  your  obedience.    Now  repeat  again. 
"  Whatever  perils  may  obstruct  her  path, 
I  give  safe-conduct  to  my  royal  mistress, 
Giovanna,  queen  of  Naples."     (He starts).    Have 

you  taken 

Me  for  my  sister  all  this  while  1    I  told  you 
It  was  not  she  commanded  you,  'twas  I. 

Psein.  Oaths  are  sad  things  !    I  trot  to  church 

so  seldom 

They  would  not  let  me  out  of  mine  for  little 
(Not  they  !)  like  any  good  old  customer. 

Maria.    And    so  !    you    would   deceive    me, 
general1? 

Psein  (aside).  I  am  appointed :  that  sounds  well : 

but  general ! 
She  said  the  same  before :  it  must  be  true. 

Maria.  Tell  me  at  once,  nor  hesitate.   Another 
May  reap  the  harvest  while  you  whet  the  sickle. 

Psein.  But  I  have  sworn  to  let  none  pass,  before 
The  will  of  my  superiors  be  announced. 

Maria.  Behold  them  here  !  their  shadow  fills 

this  palace, 
And  in  my  voice,  sir,  is  their  will  announced. 

Psein.  I  swore. 

Maria.  I  heard  you. 

Psein.  But  before. 

Maria.  Before 

Disloyalty,  now  loyalty.    Are  brave 
And  gallant  men  to  ponder  in  the  choice  ? 

Psein.  Devoted  as  I  am  to  you,  0  lady ! 
It  can  not  be. 

Maria.  Is  that  the  phrase  of  Psein  1 
We  love  the  marvellous ;  we  love  the  man 
Who  shows  how  things  which  can  not  be  can  be. 
Give  me  this  glove  again  upon  the  water, 
And  queen  Giovanna  shall  reward  you  for  it. 

Psein.  Upon  the  water  or  upon  the  fire, 
The  whirlpool  or  volcano  . .  By  bad  luck 
(What  fools  men  are !  they  always  make  their 

own!) 
The  troops  are  in  revolt.     Pride  brightens  zeal 


SCENE  V.] 


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But  not  invention.     How  shall  we  contrive 
To  manage  them  at  present  ? 

Maria.  Tell  the  troops 

We  will  have  no  revolts.    Sure,  with  your  powers 
Of  person  and  persuasion,  not  a  man 
Would  hesitate  to  execute  his  duty. 

Psein.  We  are  but  three  . . 

Maria.  We  are  but  two  :  yet,  Psein ! 
When  two  are  resolute  they  are  enough. 
Now  I  am  resolute,  and  so  are  you, 
And  if  those  soldiers  dare  to  disobey 
It  is  rank  mutiny  and  halbert-matter. 
Await  the  Seneschal :  he  now  returns.         [Goes. 

Psein.  She  knows  the  laws  of  war  as  well  as  I, 
And  looks  a  young  Minerva,  tho'  of  Naples. 


SCENE  IV. 
ACCIAJOLI  and  PSEIN. 

Acciajoli.  Sorrow  and  consternation  are  around. 

Psein.  Men  could  not  have  cried  louder  had 

they  lost 

Policinello,  who  begets  them  fun, 
While  princes  but  beget  them  blows  and  taxes. 
When  will  they  see  things  straightly,  and  give 

these 
Their  proper  station  ? 

Acciajoli.  Have  you  not  your  king  ] 

Psein.  0 !  quite  another  matter  !  We  have  ours, 
True ;  but  his  taxes  are  for  us ;  and  then 
The  blows.  .  we  give  and  take  them,  as  may 
happen. 

Acciajoli.  We  too  may  do  the  same,  another 
day. 

[PsEiN  expresses  contempt. 
So !  you  imagine  that  your  arms  suffice 
To  keep  this  kingdom  down  !    War  is  a  game 
Not  of  skill  only,  not  of  hazard  only, 
No,  nor  of  both  united. 

Psein.  What  the  ball 
Is  stuft  with,  I  know  not,  nor  ever  lookt  ; 
I  only  know  it  is  the  very  game 
I  like  to  play  at. 

Acciajoli.  Many  are  the  chances. 

Psein.  Without  the  chances  I  would  throw  it  up. 
Play  me  at  Naples  only  five  to  one, 
I  take  the  odds. 

Acciajoli.  All  are  not  Neapolitans. 

Psein.  Then  strike  off  three. 

Acciajoli.  Some  Normans. 

Psein.  Then  my  sword 
Must  be  well  whetted  and  my  horse  well  fed, 
And  my  poor  memory  well  poked  for  prayers. 
And,  hark  ye  !  I  should  like  one  combatant 
As  well  as  twenty,  of  that  ugly  breed. 
Lord  Seneschal,  be  ready  at  your  post. 

Acciajoli.  I  trust  I  shall  be. 

Psein.  At  what  hour  ? 

Acciajoli.  Not  yet. 

Psein.  Ay,  but  the  queen  must  fix  it. 

Acciajoli.  She  inclines 
To  peace. 

Psein.  I  know  it ;  but  for  flight  ere  peace. 


Acciajoli.  Flight  is  not  in  the  movements  of 
our  queen. 

Psein.  Departure  then. 

Acciajoli.  Sir  !  should  she  will  departure, 
Breasts  are  not  wanting  to  repell  the  charge 
Of  traitor  or  intruder. 

Psein.  Here  is  one, 

Lord  Seneschal !  as  ready  to  defend  her       ** 
As  any  mail'd  with  iron  or  claspt  with  gold. 
Doubtest  thou  ?  Doubt  no  longer.  [Shows  the  glove. 

A  aciajoli.  Whose  is  that  ] 

Psein.  The  names  we  venerate  we  rarely  speak; 
And  love  beats  veneration  out  and  out. 
I  will  restore  it  at  the  vessel's  side, 
And  ask  it  back  again  when  she  is  safe 
And  the  less  happy  lady  whom  you  serve. 
It  then  behoves  me  to  retrace  my  steps 
And  rally  my  few  countrymen  for  safety. 


SCENE  V.       • 
A  HERALD  enters.    PSEIN  goes. 

Acciajoli.  Whence  come  you,  sir? 

Herald.  From  Gaeta. 

Acciajoli.  What  duty1? 

Herald.  To  see  the  queen. 

Acciajoli.  The  queen  you  can  not  see  : 
Her  consort  died  too  lately. 

Herald.  Therefor  I 
Must  see  the  queen. 

Acciajoli.  If  you  bring  aught  that  throws 
Light  upon  that  dark  treason,  speak  at  once. 

Herald.  The  light  must  fall  from  Rome.    Cola 

Bienzi, 

Tribune  of  Rome,  and  arbiter  of  justice 
To  Europe,  tarrying  on  the  extremest  verge 
Of  our  dominions,  to  inspect  the  castles, 
Heard  the  report,  brought  with  velocity 
Incredible,  which  man  gave  man  along 
The  land,  and  ship  gave  ship  along  the  coast. 

Acciajoli.  Then  'twas  prepared  :  and  those  who 

spread  the  news 
Perpetrated  the  deed. 

Herald.  Such  promptitude 
Could  not  escape  the  Tribune.    He  demands 
The  presence  of  Giovanna  queen  of  Naples, 
To  plead  her  cause  before  him. 

Acciajoli.  Is  Rienzi 
A  king )  above  a  king  1 

Herald.  Knowest  thou  not 
Rienzi  is  the  tribune  of  the  people  1 

Acciajoli.  Sir  !  we  have  yet  to  learn  by  what 

authority 
He  regulates  the  destiny  of  princes. 

Herald.  The  wisest  men  have  greatly  more  to 

learn 

Than  ever  they  have  learnt :  there  will  be  children 
Who  in  their  childhood  shall  know  more  than 

we  do. 

Lord  Seneschal  !  I  am  but  citizen 
In  my  own  city,  nor  among  the  first/ 
But  I  am  herald  here,  and,  being  herald, 
Let  no  man  dare  to  question  me.    The  king 


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[ACT  ni. 


Of  Hungary  is  cited  to  appear, 
Since  in  his  name  are  accusations  made 
By  some  at  Naples,  which   your   queen   must 
answer. 

Acciajoli.  Her  dignity  and  wisdom  will  decide, 
I  am  well  pleas'd  that  those  around  the  castle 
Threw  no  obstruction  in  your  way. 

HeroM.  The  soldiers 
Resisted  my  approach ;  but  instantly 
Two  holy  friars  spread  out  their  arms  in  front, 
And  they  disparted  like  the  Red-sea  waves, 
And  grounded  arms  before  me. 

Acciajoli.  Then  no  hinderance 
To  our  most  gracious  queen,  should  she  comply  1 

Herald.   None;    for  Rienzi's    name   is    spell 
against  it. 

Giovanna  (enters).  0  !  is  there  one  to  hear  me 

patiently  ] 
Let  me  fly  to  him  ! 

Acciajoli.  Hath  our  sovran  heard 
The  order  of  Rienzi  ? 

Giovanna.  Call  it  not 
An  order,  lest  my  people  be  incenst. 

Herald.  Lady !  if  plainly  hath  been  understood 
The  subject  of  my  mission,  the  few  words 
Containing  it  may  be  unread  by  me. 
Therefor  I  place  them  duly  in  the  hands 
Of  the  lord  seneschal.    With  brief  delay 
Your  presence  were  desirable. 

Giovanna.  What  time 
Return  you,  sir  ? 

Herald.  This  evening. 

Giovanna.  And  by  sea  ? 

Herald.  In  the  same  bark  which  brought  me. 

Giovanna.  If  some  ship 
More  spacious  be  now  lying  at  the  mole, 
I  will  embark  in  that ;  if  not,  in  yours, 
And  we  will  sail  together.    You  have  power 
Which  I  have  not  in  Naples ;  and  the  troops, 
And  those  who  seem  to  guide  them,  hear  your 
words. 

Herald.  Lady  !  not  mine ;  but  there  are  some 
they  hear. 

Giovanna.    Entreat    them    to    let    pass    the 

wretched  ones 

Who  fancied  I  could  succour  them  within, 
Whom  famine  must  soon  seize.     Until  they  pass 
I  can  not.    Dear  is  fame  to  me  ;  but  far 
Be  Fame  that  stalks  to  us  o'er  hurried  graves. 
Lord  Seneschal !  see  Rome's  ambassador 
Be  duly  honoured  :  then,  whatever  else 
Is  needful  for  departure,  be  prepared. 


ACT  III. 

SCENE  I.    ROME.    CAPITOL. 
RIENZI  and  the  POPE'S  NUNCIO. 

Nuncio.  With  infinite  affliction,   potent  Tri- 
bune ! 

The  Holiness  of  our  Lord  the  Sovran  Pontiff 
Learns  that  Andrea,  prince  of  Hungary, 
Hath,  in  the  palace  of  Aversa,  been 


Traitorously  slain.    Moreover,  potent  Tribune  ! 
The  Holiness  of  our  Lord  the  Sovran  Pontiff 
Hears  sundry  accusations  :  and,  until 
The  guilt  or  innocence  of  those  accused 
Be  manifested,  in  such  wise  as  He, 
The  Holiness  of  our  Lord  the  Sovmn  Pontiff, 
Shall  deem  sufficient,  he  requires  that  troops 
March  from  his  faithful  city,  and  possess 
Otranto  and  Taranto,  Brindisi 
And  Benevento,  Capua  and  Bari, 
Most  loving  cities  and  most  orthodox. 
And  some  few  towns  and  villages  beside, 
Yearning  for  peace  in  his  paternal  breast, 
He  would  especially  protect  from  tumult. 
Laying  his  blessing  on  your  head  thro'  me 
The  humblest  of  his  servitors,  thus  speaks 
The  Holiness  of  our  Lord  the  Sovran  Pontiff. 

Rienzi  (seated) .  Lord  Cardinal!  no  truer  stay 

than  me 

Hath,  on  Italian  or  Provenzal  ground, 
The  Holiness  of  our  Lord  the  Sovran  Pontiff. 
The  cares  that  I  have  taken  off  his  hands 
The  wisdom  of  his  holiness  alone 
Can  measure  and  appreciate.    As  for  troops, 
That  wisdom,  seeing  them  so  far  remote, 
Perhaps  may  judge  somewhat  less  accurately. 
The  service  of  his  Holiness  requires 
All  these  against  his  barons.    Now,  until 
I  hear  the  pleas  of  Hungary  and  Naples, 
My  balance  is  suspended.     Those  few  cities, 
Those  towns  and  villages,  awhile  must  yearn 
For  foren  troops  among  them ;  but  meantime 
Having  the  blessing  of  his  Holiness, 
May  wait  contentedly  for  any  greater 
His  Holiness  shall  opportunely  grant. 
Kissing  the  foot  of  his  Beatitude, 
Such,  my  lord  Cardinal,  is  the  reply 
From  his  most  faithful  Cola  di  Rienzi, 
Unworthy  tribune  of  his  loyal  city. 

Nuncio.  We  may  discuss  anew  this  weighty 

question 
On  which  his  Holiness's  heart  is  moved. 

Rienzi.  If  allocution  be  permitted  me 
To  his  most  worthy  Nuncio,  let  me  say 
The  generous  bosom  would  enfold  about  it 
The  friend,  the  neighbour,  the  whole  human  race, 
And  scarcely  then  rest  satisfied.    With  all 
These  precious  coverings   round  it,    poisonous 

tongues 

Can  penetrate.    We  lowly  men  alone 
Are  safe,  and  hardly  we.     Who  would  believe  it  ? 
People  have  heretofore  been  mad  enough 
To  feign  ambition  (of  all  deadly  sins 
Surely  the  deadliest)  in  our  lord  the  pope's 
Protecting  predecessors !  Their  paternal 
Solicitude  these  factious  thus  denounced. 
Ineffable  the  pleasure  I  foretaste 
In  swearing  to  his  Holiness  what  calm 
Reluctance  you  exhibited ;  the  same 
His  Holiness  himself  might  have  exprest, 
In  bending  to  the  wishes  of  those  cities 
So  orthodox  and  loving ;  and  how  fully 
You  manifested,  by  your  faint  appeal, 
You  sigh  as  deeply  to  decline,  as  they 


SCENE  II.] 


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Sigh  in  their  fears  and  fondness  to  attain. 

[NUNCIO  going. 

Help  my  lord  cardinal.     This  weather  brings 
Stiffness  of  joints,  rheums,  shooting  pains.     Way 
there  ! 


SCENE  II.    CAPITOL. 

RIENZI,  ACCIAJOLI,  PETKARCA,  and  BOCCACCIO. 

Boccaccio.  If  there  was  ever  upon  throne  one 

mind 

More  pure  than  other,  one  more  merciful, 
One  better  stored  with  wisdom,  of  its  own 
And  carried  from  without,  'tis  hers,  the  queen's. 
Exert,  my  dear  Francesco,  all  that  eloquence 
Which  kings  and  senates  often  have  obeyed 
And  nations  have  applauded. 

Petrarca.  My  Boccaccio ! 
Thou  knowest  Rome,  thou  knowest  Avignon  : 
Altho'  so  brief  a  time  the  slave  of  power, 
Rienzi  is  no  longer  what  he  was, 
Popes  are  what  they  have  ever  been.     They  all 
Have  families  for  dukedoms  to  obey. 

Boccaccio.  0 !  had  each  holy  father  twenty  wives 
And  each  wife  twenty  children  ]  then  'twere  hard 
To  cut  out  dukedoms  for  so  many  mouths, 
And  the  well-furred  tiara  could  not  hatch 
So  many  golden  goose-eggs  under  it. 

Petrarca.  We  must  unite  our  efforts. 

Boccaccio.  Mine  could  add 
Little  to  yours  :  I  am  not  eloquent. 

Petrarca.  Thou  never  hast  received  from  any 

court 
Favour  or  place ;  I,  presents  and  preferments. 

Boccaccio.  I  am  but  little  known  :  for  dear  to 

me 
As  fame  is,  odious  is  celebrity. 

Petrarca.  I  see  not  why  it  should  be. 

Boccaccio.  If  no  eyes 

In  the  same  head  are  quite  alike,  ours  may 
Match  pretty  well,  yet  somewhat  differ  too. 

Petrarca.  Should  days  like  yours  waste  far  from 
men  and  friends  ? 

Boccaccio.  Leave  me  one  flame ;  then  may  my 

breast  dilate 

To  hold,  at  last,  two  (or  almost  two)  friends  : 
One  would  content  me  :  but  we  must,  forsooth, 
Speculate  on  more  riches  than  we  want. 
Moreover,  0  Francesco  !  I  should  shrink 
From  scurril  advocate,  cross-questioning 
Whom  knew  I  in  the  palace  ?  whence  my  know- 
ledge ] 
How  long  ?  where  first  1  whence  introduced  ?  for 

what] 

Since  in  all  law-courts  I  have  ever  entered, 
The  least  effrontery,  the  least  dishonesty, 
Has  lain  among  the  prosecuted  thieves. 

Petrarca.  We  can  not  now  much  longer  hesitate ; 
He  hath  his  eye  upon  us. 

Boccaccio.  Not  on  me  ; 
He  knows  me  not. 

Petrarca.  On  me  it  may  be  then, 
Altho'  some  years,  no  few  have  intervened 
Since  we  last  met. 


Boccaccio.  But  frequent  correspondence 
Retains  the  features,  nay,  brings  back  the  voice  ; 
The  very  shoe  creaks  when  the  letter  opens. 

Petrarca.  Rienzi  was  among  those  friends  who 

sooner 
Forget  than  are  forgotten. 

Boccaccio.  They  who  rise 
Lose  sight  of  things  below,  while  they  who  fali 
Grasp  at  and  call  for  anything  to  help. 

Petrarca.  I  own  I  cease  to  place  reliance  on  him. 
Virtue  and  Power  take  the  same  road  at  first, 
But  they  soon  separate,  and  they  meet  no  more. 

Usher.   The   Tribune,   ser   Francesco !   claims 
your  presence. 

Rienzi.  Petrarca!  pride  of  Italy !  most  welcome! 

Petrarca.  Tribune  of  Rome  !  I  bend  before  the 
fasces. 

Rienzi.  No  graver  business  in  this  capitol, 
Or  in  the  forum  underneath  its  walls, 
Or  in  the  temples  that  once  rose  between, 
Engaged  the  thoughts  of  Rome.  No  captive  queen 
Comes  hither,  none  comes  tributary,  none 
Courting  dominion  or  contesting  crown. 
Thou  knowest  who  submits  her  cause  before 
The  majesty  that  reigns  within  this  court. 

Petrarca.  Her,  and  her  father,  and  his  father 

knew  I, 

Nor  three  more  worthy  of  my  love  and  honor 
(Tho'  born  to  royalty)  adorn  our  earth. 
Del  Balzo  hath  supplied  the  facts  :  all  doubts 
On  every  side  of  them  hath  Acciajoli 
Clear'd  up. 

Rienzi.  But  some  will  spring  where  others  fall, 
When  intellect  is  strongly  exercised. 

Petrarca.  The  sources  of  our  intellect  lie  deep 
Within  the  heart ;  what  rises  to  the  brain 
Is  spray  and  efflorescence ;  they  dry  up. 

Rienzi.  However,  we  must  ponder.     So  then 

truly, 
Petrarca !  thou  dost  think  her  innocent  1 

Petrarca.  Thou  knowest  she  is  innocent,  Rienzi ! 
Write  then  thy  knowledge  higher  than  my  belief: 
The  proofs  lie  there  before  thee. 

Rienzi.  But  these  papers 
Are  ranged  against  them. 

Petrarca.  Weigh  the  characters 
Of  those  who  sign  them. 

Rienzi.  Here  the  names  are  wanting. 

Petrarca.  Remove  the  balance  then,  for  none 

is  needed. 

Against  Del  Balzo,  upright,  stern,  severe, 
What  evidence  can  struggle  ? 

Rienzi.  From  Del  Balzo 
The  queen  herself  demands  investigation 
Into  the  crime,  and  bids  him  spare  not  one 
Partaker. 

Pertraca.  Worthy  of  her  race !    Now  ask 
If  I  believe  her  guiltless. 

Rienzi.  May  we  prove  it ! 

Acciajoli.  She  shall  herself,  if  needful.     Should 

more  answers 

Be  wanted  from  me,  I  am  here  before 
That  high  tribunal  where  the  greatest  power 
And  wisdom  are  united ;  where  the  judge 


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[ACT  HI. 


Gives  judgment  in  the  presence  of  such  men 
As  Rome  hath  rarely  seen  in  ancient  days, 
Never  in  later.    What  they  hear,  the  world 
Will  hear  thro'  future  ages,  and  rejoice 
That  he  was  born  in  this  to  raise  an  arm 
Protecting  such  courageous  innocence. 

Rienzi.  Lord  Seneschal  of  Naples,  Acciajoli ! 
We  have  examined,  as  thou  knowest,  all 
The  documents  before  us,  and  regret 
That  death  withholds  from  like  examination 
(Whether  as  witnesses  or  criminals) 
Some  inmates  of  your  court,  the  most  familiar 
With  queen  Giovanna. 

Acciajoli.  Did  she  then  desire 
Their  death  1  as  hidden  enemies  accuse  her 
Of  one  more  awful.     I  presume  the  names 
Of  the  young  Sancia,  count  Terlizzi's  bride, 
And  hers  who  educated  that  pure  mind 
By  pointing  out  Giovanna,  two  years  older, 
Filippa  of  Catana. 

Rienzi.  They  are  gone 
Beyond  our  reach. 

Acciajoli.  Sent  off,  no  doubt,  by  one 
Who  loved  them  most,  who  most  loved  her  !  sent 

off 

After  their  tortures,  whether  into  Scotland 
Or  Norway  or  Laponia,  the  same  hand 
Who  wrote  those  unsign'd  papers  may  set  forth. " 

Rienzi.  I  cannot  know  their  characters. 

Acciajoli.  I  know  them 
Loyal  and  wise  and  virtuous. 

Rienzi.  But  Filippa 
Guided,  'tis  said,  the  counsels  of  king  Robert. 

Acciajoli.   And  were  those  counsels   evil?    If 

they  were, 

How  happens  it  that  both  in  life  and  death 
The  good  king  Robert  was  his  appellation  ? 

Rienzi.  How  many  kings  are  thrust  among  the 

stars 

Who  had   become  the    whipping-post  much 
better? 

Acciajoli.  Was  Robert  one  ? 

Rienzi.  We  must  confess  that  Robert 
Struck  down  men's  envy  under  admiration. 

Acciajoli.    If  then  Filippa  guided  him,  what 
harm? 

Rienzi.  She  might  have  fear'd  that  youth  would 

less  obey 
Her  prudent  counsels  than  experience  did. 

Acciajoli.  Well  might  she :  hence  for  many  a 

year  her  cares 

Have  been  devoted  to  our  queen's  instruction, 
Together  with  queen  Sancia,  not  without : 
And  neither  of  these  ladies  (I  now  speak 
As  president)  have  meddled  with  our  councils. 

Rienzi.  When  women  of  low  origin  are  guides 
To  potentates  of  either  sex,  'tis  ill. 

Acciajoli.  I  might  have  thought  so ;  but  Filippa 

showed 

That  female  wisdom  much  resembles  male ; 
Gentler,  not  weaker ;  leading,  not  controlling. 
Again !  0  tribune  !  touching  low  estate. 
More  vigorously  than  off  the  downier  cradle 
From  humble  crib  springs  up  the  lofty  mind. 


Rienzi.  Strong  arguments,  and  cogent  facts,  are 
these  !  [Toon  Usher. 

Conduct  the  queen  of  Naples  into  court. 
Acciajoli.  That,  by  your  leave,  must  be   my 
office,  sir ! 

SCENE  m. 

RIENZI,  ACOIAJOLI,    GIOVANNA,  and  PRIOR  of  the 
CELESTINES. 

Rienzi.  Giovanna,  queen  of  Naples !   we  have 

left  you 

A  pause  and  space  for  sorrow  to  subside  ; 
Since,  innocent  or  guilty,  them  who  lose 
So  suddenly  the  partner  of  their  hours, 
Grief  seizes  on,  in  that  dark  interval. 
Pause  too  and  space  were  needful,  to  explore 
On  every  side  such  proofs  as  may  acquit 
Of  all  connivance  at  the  dreadful  crime 
A  queen  so  wise,  and  held  so  virtuous, 
So  just,  so  merciful.     It  can  not  be 
(We  hope)  that  she  who  would  have  swept  away 
Play-things  of  royal  courts  and  monkish  cells, 
The  instruments  of  torture,  that  a  queen 
Who  in  her  childhood  visited  the  sick, 
Nor  made  a  luxury  or  pomp  of  doing  it, 
Who  placed  her  little  hand,  as  we  have  heard, 
In  that  where  fever  burnt,  nor  feared  contagion, 
Should  slay  her  husband. 

Acciajoli.  Faintness  overpowers  her, 
Not  guilt.     The  racks  you  spoke  of,  0  Rienzi ! 
You  have   applied,   and  worse   than  those  you 
spoke  of. 

Rienzi.  Gladly  I  see  true  friends  about  her. 

Acciajoli.  Say 

About  her  not ;  say  in  her  breast  she  finds 
The  only  friend  she  wants  .  .  her  innocence. 

Rienei.    People  of  Rome !   your  silence,  your 

attention, 

Become  you.     With  like  gravity  our  fathers 
Beheld  the  mighty  and  adjudged  their  due. 
Sovran  of  Naples,  Piedemont,  and  Provence, 
Among  known  potentates  what  other  holds 
Such  wide  dominions  as  this  lady  here, 
Excepting  that  strong  islander  whose  sword 
Has  cut  France  thro',  and  lies  o'er  Normandy, 
Anjou,  Maine,  Poictou,  Brittany,  Touraine, 
And  farthest  Gascony ;  whose  hilt  keeps  down 
The  Grampians,  and  whose  point  the  Pyrenees  ? 
Listen !  she  throws  aside  her  veil,  that  all 
May  hear  her  voice,  and  mark  her  fearless  mien. 

Giovanna.  I  say  not,  0  Rienzi !  I  was  born 
A  queen ;  nor  say  I  none  but  God  alone 
Hath  right  to  judge  me.    Every  man  whom  God 
Endows  with  judgment  arbitrates  my  cause. 
For  of  that  crime  am  I  accused  which  none 
Shall  hide  from  God  or  man.     All  are  involved 
In  guilt  who  aid,  or  screen,  or  spare,  the  guilty. 
Speak,  voice  of  Rome  !  absolve  me  or  condemn, 
As  proof,  or,  proof  being  absent/probability, 
Points  on  the  scroll  of  this  dark  tragedy. 
Speak,  and  spare  not :  fear  nought  but  mighty 

minds, 
Nor  those,  unless  where  lies  God's  shadow,  truth. 


SCENE  I.] 


GIOVANNA  OP  NAPLES. 


559 


Rienzi.  Well  hast    thou  done,  0  queen,   and 

wisely  chosen 
Judge  and  defenders.     Thro'  these  states  shall 

none 

Invade  thy  realm.     I  find  no  crime  in  thee. 
Hasten  to  Naples  !  for  against  its  throne 
Eing  powerful  arms  and  menace  thy  return. 

[AcciAJOLi  leads  the  Queen  out. 

Prior  of  the  Celestines.  Thou  findest  in  that  wily 

queen  no  crime. 

So  be  it !  and  'tis  well.     But  tribune,  know, 
111  chosen  are  the  praises  thou  bestowest 
On  her  immunity  from  harm,  in  touching 
The  fever'd  and  infected.    She  was  led 
Into  such  places  by  unholy  hands. 
I  come  not  an  accuser :  I  would  say 
Merely,  that  Queen  Giovanna  was  anointed 
By  the  most  potent  sorceress,  Filippa 
The  Catanese. 

Rienzi.  Anointed  Queen  1 

Prior.  Her  palms 

Anointed,  so  that  evil  could  not  touch  them. 
Filippa,  with  some  blacker  spirits,  helpt 
To  cure  the  sick,  or  comfort  them  unduly. 

Rienzi.  Among  the  multitude  of  sorceresses 
I  find  but  very  few  such  sorceries, 
And,  if  the  Church  permitted,  would  forgive  them. 

Prior.  In  mercy  we,  in  mercy,  should  demur. 

Rienzi.  How  weak  is  human  wisdom  !  what  a 

stay 
Is  such  stout  wicker-work  about  the  fold  ! 

Prior.    Whether  in   realms  of   ignorance,  in 

realms 

By  our  pure  light  and  our  sure  faith  unblest, 
Or  where  the  full  effulgence  bursts  from  Rome, 
No  soul,  not  one  upon  this  varied  earth, 
Is  unbeliever  in  the  power  of  sorcery : 
How  certain  then  its  truth,  the  universal 
Tongue  of  mankind,  from  east  to  west,  proclaims. 

Rienzi.  With  reverential  and  submissive  awe, 
People  of  Rome  !  leave  we  to  holy  Church 
What  comes  not  now  before  us,  nor  shall  come, 
While  matters  which  our  judgments  can  decide 
Are  question'd,  while  crown'd   heads  are  bowed 
before  us. 


ACT   IV. 

SCENE  I.    RIENZI'S   OWN   APARTMENT   IN  THE 
CAPITOL. 

RIENZI,  FRIAR  ANSELMO,  and  poor  NEAPOLITANS. 

Rienzi.   Who  creeps    there    yonder   with   his 

fingers  folded  ? 

Hither ;  what  wantest  thou  1  who  art  thou,  man  ? 

Anselmo.  The  humblest  of  the  humble,  your 

Anselmo. 
Rienzi.  Mine? 
Anselmo.  In  all  duty. 
Rienzi.  Whence  art  thou  1 
Anselmo.  From  Naples. 
Rienzi.  What  askest  thou  ? 
Anselmo.  In  the  most  holy  names 
Of  Saint  Euphemia  and  Saint  Cunigund  ! 


And  in  behalf  of  these  poor  creatures  ask  I 
Justice  and  mercy. 

Rienzi.  On  what  count  ? 

Anselmo.  On  life. 

Rienzi.  Who  threatens  it  in  Rome  ? 

Anselmo.  In  Rome  none  dare 
Under  the  guardianship  of  your  tribunal. 
But  Naples  is  abandoned  to  her  fate 
By  those  who  ruled  her.     Those,  alas !  who  ruled 

her 
Heaven    has   abandoned.      Crimes,    outrageous 

crimes, 

Have  swept  them  from  their  people.    We  alone 
In  poverty  are  left  for  the  protection 
Of  the  more  starving  populace.     0  hear, 
Merciful  Tribune !  hear  their  cries  for  bread ! 

[All  cry  out. 

Anselmo  (to  them).  Ye  should  not  have  cried 
now,  ye  fools  !  and  choak  ye  ! 

Rienzi.  That  worthy  yonder  looks  well  satis- 
fied: 
All  of  him,  but  his  shoulder,  seems  at  ease. 

Anselmo.  Tommaso  !  art  thou  satisfied] 

Tommaso.  Not  I. 

A  fish  upon  my  bread,  at  least  on  Friday, 
Had  done  my  body  and  my  soul  some 'good, 
And  quicken'd  one  and  t'other  at  thanksgiving. 
Anchovies  are  rare  cooks  for  garlic,  master ! 

[To  RIENZI. 

Anselmo.  I  sigh  for  such  delusion. 

Rienzi.  So  do  I. 
How  came  they  hither  1 

Anselmo.  By  a  miracle. 

Rienzi.  My  honest  friends !  what  can  we  do  for 

you 
At  Rome  1 

Anselmo.  Speak.    Does  the  Devil  gripe  your 
tongues  1 

Mob.  We  crave  our  daily  bread  from  holy  hands, 
And  from  none  other. 

Rienzi.  Then  your  daily  bread 
Ye  will  eat  hot,  and  delicately  small. 
Frate  Anselmo,  what  means  this  1 

A  nselmo.  It  means, 

0  tribune !  that  the  lady,  late  our  queen, 

Hath  set  aside  broad  lands  and  blooming  gardens 
For  hospitals ;  which,  with  unrighteous  zeal, 
She  builds  with  every  church.     There  Saint  An- 
tonio 

Beyond  the  gate  of  Capua !  there  Saint  Martin 
On  Mount  Saint-Eremo  !  there  Saint  Maria 
Incoronata!    All  their  hospitals  ! 
No  one  hath  monastery !  no  one  nuns  ! 

Rienzi.  Hard,  hard  upon  you !   But  what  means 

were  yours 

To  bring  so  many  supplicants  so  long 
A  journey  with  you  ? 

Anselmo.  'Twas  a  miracle. 

Rienzi.  Miracles  never  are  of  great  duration. 
Hurry  then  back  !  Hurry  ye  while  it  lasts  ! 

1  would  not  spoil  it  with  occult  supplies, 
I  reverence  holy  men  too  much  for  that, 

And  leave  them  to  the  only  power  above  them. 
Possibly  quails  and  manna  may  not  cross  you 


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GIOVANNA  OF  NAPLES. 


[ACT  iv. 


If  you  procrastinate.     But,  setting  out 
To-morrow,  by  whichever  gate  seems  luckiest, 
And  questioning  your  honest  mules  discreetly, 
I  boldly  answer  for  it,  ye  shall  find 
By  their  mild  winking  (should  they  hold  their 

tongues) 

The  coin  of  our  lord  Clement  on  the  back 
Of  one  or  other,  in  some  well-thonged  scrip. 

Anselmo  (aside).  Atheist ! 

Tommaso.  Ah  no,  father  !  Atheists 
Never  lift  up  their  eyes  as  you  and  he  do. 

[Going  together. 

I  know  one  in  a  twinkling.    For  example, 
Cosimo  Cappa  was  one.    He  denied 
A  miracle  his  mother  might  have  seen 
Not  twelve  miles  from  his  very  door,  when  she 
Was  heavy  with  him ;  and  the  saint  who  workt  it, 
To  make  him  one,  cost  thirteen  thousand  ducats. 
There  was  an  atheist  for  you  !  that  same  Cappa  .  . 
I  saw  him  burnt  .  .  a  fine  fresh  lusty  man. 
I  warrant  I  remember  it :  I  won 
A  heap  of  chesnuts  on  that  day  at  morra. 
A  sad  poor  place  this  Rome  !  look  where  you  will, 
No  drying  paste  here  dangles  from  the  windows 
Across  the  sunny  street,  to  make  it  cheerful  ; 
And  much  I  doubt  if,  after  all  its  fame, 
The  nasty  yellow  river  breeds  anchovies. 


SCENE  II.    BIENZI'S  OWN  APARTMENT  IN  THE 
CAPITOL. 

EIENZI  and  his  WIFE. 

Rienzi.  I  have  been  sore  perplext,  and  still  am 

so. 

Wife.  Yet  falsehood  drops  from  truth,  as  quick- 
silver 

From  gold,  and  ministers  to  purify  it. 
Rienzi.  The  favour  of  the  people  is  uncertain. 
Wife.  Gravely  thou  givest  this  intelligence. 
Thus  there  are  people  in  a  northern  ile 
Who  tell  each  other  that  the  weather  changes, 
And,  when  the  sun  shines,  say  the  day  looks 

bright, 

And,  when  it  shines  not,  there  are  clouds  above. 
Rienzi.  Some  little  fief,  some  dukedom,  we  11 

suppose, 
Might  shelter  us  against  a  sudden  storm. 

Wife.  Not  so :   we  should  be  crusht  between 

two  rocks, 
The  people  and  the  barons.    Both  would  hate 

thee, 

Both  call  thee  traitor,  and  both  call  thee  truly. 
Rienzi.  When  we  stand  high,  the  shaft  comes 

slowly  up ; 

We  see  the  feather,  not  the  point ;  and  that 
Loses  what  venom  it  might  have  below. 

Wife.  I  thought  the  queen  of  Naples  occupied 
Thy  mind  entirely. 

Rienzi.  From  the  queen  of  Naples 
My  hopes  originate.     The  pope  is  willing 
To  grant  me  an  investiture  when  I 
Have  given  up  to  him,  by  my  decree, 
Some  of  her  cities. 


Wife.  Then  it  is  untrue 
Thou  hast  acquitted  her  of  crime. 

Rienzi.  I  did  ; 

But  may  condemn  her  yet :  the  king  of  Hungary 
Is  yet  unheard  :  there  are  strong  doubts :  who 

knows 

But  stronger  may  arise  !    My  mind  misgives. 
Tell  me  thou  thinkest  her  in  fault.    One  word 
Would  satisfy  me. 

Wife.  Not  in  fault,  thou  meanest. 

Rienzi.  In  fault,  in  fault,  I  say. 

Wife.  No,  not  in  fault, 
Much  less  so  foully  criminal. 

Rienzi.  0  !  could  I 
Absolve  her ! 

Wife.  If  her  guilt  be  manifest, 
Absolve  her  not ;  deliver  her  to  death. 

Rienzi.  From  what  the  pope  and  king  of  Hun- 
gary 

Adduce  .  .  at  present  not  quite  openly  .  . 
I  must  condemn  her. 

Wife.  Dost  thou  deem  her  guilty  I 

Rienzi.  0  God  !  I  wish  she  were !  I  must  con- 
demn her ! 

Wife.  Husband  I  art  thou  gone  mad  ? 

Rienzi.  None  are  much  else 
Who  mount  so  high,  none  can  stand  firm,  none 

look 

Without  a  fear  of  falling  :  and,  to  fall !  .  . 
No,  no,  'tis  not,  'tis  not  the  worst  disgrace. 

Wife.  What  hast  thou  done  ?    Have  thine  eyes 
seen  corruption  1 

Rienzi.  Thinkest  thou  gold  could  move  Eienzi? 

gold 

(Working  incessantly  demoniac  miracles) 
Could  chain  down  Justice,  or  turn  blood  to  water? 

Wife.  Who  scorns  the  ingot  may  not  scorn  the 

mine. 

Goldmaynot  move  thee, yet  what  brings  goldmay. 
Ambition  is  but  avarice  in  mail, 
Blinder,  and  often  weaker.    Is  there  strength, 
Cola !  or  speed,  in  the  oblique  and  wry  1 
Of  blood  turn'd  into  water  talkest  thou  ] 
Take  heed  {hou  turn  not  water  into  blood 
And  show  the  pure  impure.     If  thou  do  this, 
Eternal  is  the  stain  upon  thy  hand ; 
Freedom  thro'  thee  will  be  the  proud  man's  scoff, 
The  wise  man's  problem ;  even  the  slave  himself 
Will  rather  bear  the  scourge  than  trust  the  snare. 
Thou  hast  brought  large  materials,  large  and  solid, 
To  build  thy  glory  on :  if  equity 
Be  not  the  base,  lay  not  one  stone  above. 
Thou  hast  won  the  influence  over  potent  minds, 
Eelax  it  not.     Truth  is  a  tower  of  strength, 
No  Babel  one  :  it  may  be  rais'd  to  heaven 
And  will  not  anger  God. 

Rienzi.  Who  doubts  my  justice] 

Wife.  Thyself.    Who  prosecutes  the  criminal  ] 
Thyself.     Who  racks  the  criminal  ?    Thyself. 
Unhappy  man  !  how  maim'd  art  thou  !  what  limb 
Proportionate !  what  feature  undisfigured  ! 
Go,  bathe  in  porphyry  .  .  thy  leprosy 
Will  never  quit  thee :  thou  hast  eaten  fruit 
That  brings  all  sins,  and  leaves  but  death  behind. 


SCENE    III.] 


GIOVANNA  OF  NAPLES. 


561 


Bienzi.  But  hear  me. 

Wife.  I  have  heard  thee,  and  such  words 
As  one  who  loves  thee  never  should  have  heard. 

Bienzi.  I  must  provide  against  baronial  power 
By  every  aid,  external  and  internal, 
For,  since  my  elevation,  many  friends 
Have  fallen  from  me. 

Wife.  Throw  not  off  the  rest. 
What !  is  it  then  enough  to  stand  before 
The  little  crags  and  sweep  the  lizards  down 
From  their  warm  basking-place  with  idle  wand, 
While  under  them  the  drowsy  panther  lies 
Twitching  his  paw  in  his  dark  lair,  and  waits 
Secure  of  springing  when  thy  back  is  turned  ?     . 
Popular  power  can  stand  but  with  the  people  : 
Let  them  trust  none  a  palm  above  themselves, 
For  sympathy  in  high  degrees  is  frozen. 

Bienzi.  Such  are  my  sentiments. 

Wife.  Thy  sentiments ! 

They  were  thy  passion.    Are  they  sentiments  1 
Go !  there's  the  distaff  in  the  other  room. 

Bienzi.  Thou  blamed'st  not  what  seemed  ambi- 
tion in  me. 

Wife.  Because  it  gave  thee  power  to  bless  thy 

country. 

Stood  tribunitial  ever  without  right  ? 
Sat  ever  papal  without  perfidy  ] 
O  tribune  !  tribune  !  whom  weak  woman  teaches ! 
If  thou  deceivest  men,  go,  next  enslave  them  ; 
Else  is  no  safety.     Would  st  thou  that  ] 

Bienzi.  To  make 

Any  new  road,  some  plants  there  must  be  crusht, 
And  not  the  higher  only,  here  and  there. 
Whoever  purposes  great  good,  must  do 
Some  partial  evil. 

Wife.  Thou  hast  done  great  good 
Without  that  evil  yet.     Power  in  its  prime 
Is  beautiful,  but  sickened  by  excess 
Collapses  into  loathsomeness ;  and  scorn 
Shrivels  to  dust  its  fierce  decrepitude. 

Rienzi.  Am  I  deficient  then  in  manly  deeds, 
Or  in  persuasion  ? 

Wife.  Of  all  manly  deeds 
Oftentimes  the  most  honest  are  the  bravest, 
And  no  persuasion  so  persuades  as  truth. 

Rienzi.  Peace  !  peace  !  confound  me  not. 
Wife.  The  brave,  the  wise, 
The  just,  are  never,  even  by  foes,  confounded. 
Promise  me  but  one  thing.    If  in  thy  soul 
Thou  thinkest  this  young  woman  free  from  blame, 
Thou  wilt  absolve  her,  openly,  with  honour, 
Whatever  Hungary,  whatever  Avignon, 
May  whisper  or  may  threaten. 

Bienzi.  If  my  power 

Will  bear  it ;  if  the  sentence  will  not  shake 
This  scarlet  off  my  shoulder. 

Wife.  Cola!  Cola! 

SCENE  III.     TRIBUNAL  IN  THE  CAPITOL. 

EIENZI,  CITIZENS,  &o. 
Citizen.  There  is  a  banner  at  the  gates. 
Bienzi.  A  banner  ! 
Who  dares  hoist  banner  at  the  gates  of  Rome  ? 


Citizen.  A  royal  crown  surmounts  it. 

Bienzi.  Down  with  it ! 

Citizen.  A  king,  'tis  said,  bears  it  himself  in 
hand. 

Bienzi.  Trample  it  in  the  dust,  and  drag  him 

hither. 
What  are  those  shouts  ]    Look  forth. 

Usher  (having  looked  out).  The  people  cry 
Around  four  knights  who  bear  a  sable  flag  : 
One's  helm  is  fashion'd  like  a  kingly  crown. 

Bienzi.  Strike  off  his  head  who  let  the  accursed 

symbol 

Of  royalty  come  within  Roman  gate  : 
See  this  be  done  :  then  bind  the  bold  offenders. 

[LEWIS  of  HUNGARY  enters. 
Who  art  thou  1 

Lewis.  King  of  Hungary. 

Bienzi.  What  brings  thee  ? 

Lewis.  Tribune !  thou  knowest  well  what  brings 

me  hither. 

Fraternal  love,  insulted  honour,  bring  me. 
Thinkest  thou  I  complain  of  empty  forms 
Violated  to  chafe  me  ?  thinkest  thou 
Tis  that  I  waited  in  the  port  of  Trieste 
For  invitation  to  my  brother's  wedding, 
Nor  invitation  came,  nor  embassy  ? 
Now  creaks  the  motive.    Silly  masquerade 
Usurpt  the  place  of  tilt  and  tournament  ; 
No  knight  attended  from  without,  save  one> 
Our  cousin  of  Taranto  :  why  he  came, 
Before  all  earth  the  dire  event  discloses. 

Bienzi.  Lewis  of  Hungary  !  it  suits  not  us 
To  regulate  the  laws  of  chivalry 
Or  forms  of  embassies.    We  know  there  may  be 
Less  folly  in  the  lightest  festival 
Than  in  the  sternest  and  severest  war. 
Patiently  have  we  heard ;  as  patiently 
Hear  thou,  in  turn,  the  accused  as  the  accuser ; 
Else  neither  aid  nor  counsel  hope  from  me. 

Lewis.  I  ask  no  aid  of  thee,  I  want  no  counsel, 
I  claim  but  justice :  justice  I  will  have, 
I  will  have  vengeance  for  my  brother's  death. 

Bienzi.  My  brother  too  was  murdered.    Was 

my  grief 

Less  deep  than  thine  1    If  greater  my  endurance, 
See  what  my  patience  brought  me !    all  these 

friends 

Around,  and  thee,  a  prince,  a  king,  before  me. 
Hear  reason,  as  becomes  a  Christian  knight. 

Lewis.    Ye  always  say  to   those  who    suffer 

wrong, 

Hear  reason  !    Is  not  that  another  wrong] 
He  who  throws  fuel  on  a  fiery  furnace 
Cries,  Wait  my  signal  for  it !  blaze  not  yet .' 
Issue  one  edict  more ;  proclame,  0  tribune, 
Heat  never  shall  be  fire,  nor  fire  be  flame. 

Bienzi.  King  Lewis  !  I  do  issue  such  an  edict 
(Absurd  as  thou  mayest  deem  it)  in  this  place. 
Hell  hath  its  thunders,  loud  and  fierce  as  Heaven's, 
Heaven  is  more  great  and  glorious  in  its  calm  : 
In  this  clear  region  is  the  abode  of  Justice. 

Lewis.  Was  it  well,  tribune,  to  have  heard  the 

cause, 
Nay  and  to  have  decided  it,  before 


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GIOVANNA  OF  NAPLES. 


[ACT  v. 


Both  sides  were  here?      The  murderess  hath 

departed, 

And  may  have  won  her  city  from  the  grasp 
Of  my  brave  people,  who  avenge  their  prince, 
The  mild  Andrea.    Justice  I  will  have, 
I  will  have  vengeance. 

Rienzi.  Every  man  may  ask 
If  what  I  do  is  well :  and  angry  tones, 
Tho'  unbecoming,  are  not  unforgiven 
Where  virtuous  grief  bursts  forth.     But,  king  of 

Hungary, 

We  now  will  change  awhile  interrogations. 
I  ask  thee  was  it  well  to  bring  with  thee 
Into  our  states  a  banner  that  blows  up 
The  people  into  fury  1  and  a  people 
Not  subject  to  thy  sceptre  or  thy  will  ? 
We  knew  not  of  thy  coming.    When  thy  friends 
In  Naples  urged  us  to  decide  the  cause, 
'Twas  in  thy  name,  as  guardian  to  thy  brother, 
Bringing  against  the  queen  such  accusations, 
And  so  supported,  that  we  ordered  her 
To  come  before  us  and  defend  herself. 
She  did  it,  nor  delayed.     The  cardinal 
Bishop  of  Orvieto  and  the  Cardinal 
Del  Sangro  on  their  part,  on  hers  Del  Balzo 
And  Acciajoli,  have  examined  all 
The  papers,  heard  the  witnesses,  and  signed 
Their  sentence  under  each.    These  we  suggest 
To  the  approval  of  thy  chancery. 

Lewis.  Chanceries  were  not  made  for  murder- 
esses. 

Rienzi.  I  am  not  learned  like  the  race  of  kings, 
Yet  doth  my  memory  hold  the  scanty  lore 
It  caught  betimes,  and  there  I  find  it  written, 
Not  in  Hungarian  nor  in  Roman  speech, 
Vengeance  is  mine.    We  execute  the  laws 
Against  the  disobedient,  not  against 
Those  who  submit  to  our  award.    The  queen 
Of  Naples  hath  submitted.     She  is  free, 
Unless  new  proof  and  stronger  be  adduced 
To  warrant  her  recall  into  my  presence. 

Lewis.  Eecall'd  she  shall  be  then,  and  proof 
adduced. 

Rienzi.  We  have  detected  falsehood  in  its  stead. 

Lewis.  I  will  have  justice,  come  it  whence  it 
may. 

Rienzi.  Cecco  Mancino  !  read  the  law  against 
Those  who  accuse  maliciously  or  lightly. 

Mancino  (reads),  "Who  shall  accuse  another, 

nor  make  good 

His  accusation,  shall  incur  such  fine, 
Or  such  infliction  of  the  scourge,  as  that 
False  accusation  righteously  deserves." 

Rienzi.  Fine  cannot  satisfy  the  wrongs  that 

royalty 
Receives  from  royalty. 

Lewis.  Wouldst  thou  inflict 
The  scourge  on  kings? 

Rienzi.  The  lictor  would,  not  I. 

Lewis.   What  insult  may  we  not  expect  ere 

long  ! 

And  yet  we  fare  not  worst  from  demagogues. 
Those  who  have  risen  from  the  people 's  fist 
Perch  first  upon  their  shoulders,  then  upon 


Their  heads,    and    then    devour    their    addled 
brain. 

Rienzi.  We  have  seen  such  of  old. 

Lewis.  Hast  thou  seen  one 
True  to  his  feeder  where  power  whistled  shriller, 
Shaking  the  tassels  and  the  fur  before  him  ? 

Rienzi.  History  now  grows  rather  dim  with  me, 
And  memory  less  vivacious  than  it  was  : 
No  time  for  hawks,  no  tendency  to  hounds  ! 

Lewis.  Cold  sneers  are  your  calm  judgments  ! 

Here  at  Rome 

To  raise  false  hopes  under  false  promises 
Is  wisdom  !  and  on  such  do  we  rely  ! 

Rienzi.  Wisdom  with  us  is  not  hereditary, 
Nor  brought  us  from  the  woods  in  ermine-skins, 
Nor  pinned  upon  our  tuckers  ere  we  chew, 
Nor  offered  with  the  whistle  on  bent  knee, 
But,  King  of  Hungary  !  we  can  and  do 
In  some  reward  it  and  in  all  revere; 
We  have  no  right  to  scoff  at  it,  thou  hast. 
Cecco  Mancino  ! 

Mancino.  Tribune  most  august ! 

Rienzi  (Burning  his  back,  and  pointing  to  the 
eagles  over  his  tribunal).  Furl  me  that  flag. 
Now  place  it  underneath 

The  eagles  there.  When  the  king  goes,  restore  it. 
[  Walks  down  from  the  tribunal. 


ACT  V. 
SCENE  I.  PALACE  ON  THE  SHORE  NEAR  NAPLES. 

GIOVANNA,  ACCIAJOLI,  DEL  BALZO,  LTJIGI  OP 
TAKANTO,  KNIGHTS. 

Acciajoli.  My  queen  !  behold  us  in  your  native 

land 
And  lawful  realm  again  ! 

Giovanna.  But  other  sounds 
Than  greeted  me  in  earlier  days  I  hear, 
And  other  sights  I  see  ;  no  friends  among  them 
Who  guided  me  in  childhood,  warn'd  in  youth, 
And  were  scathed  off  me  when  that  thunderbolt 
Fell  down  between  us.    Are  they  lost  so  soon  ! 
So  suddenly !     Why  could  they  not  have  come  ? 

[To  DEL  BALZO. 

Where  is  Filippa  ?  where  Terlizzi?  where 
Maternal  Sancia  ] 

Del  Hal  so.  Such  her  piety, 
Nor  stranger  nor  insurgent  hath  presumed 
To  throw  impediment  before  her  steps. 
For  friends  alike  and  enemies  her  prayers 
Are  daily  heard  among  the  helpless  crowd, 
But  loudest  for  Giovanna ;  at  which  name, 
Alone  she  bends  upon  the  marble  floor 
That  saintly  brow,  and  stirs  the  dust  with  sighs. 

Giovanna  (to  Acciajoli).  Arms  only  keep  her 
from  me.    Whose  are  yonder  ? 

Acciajoli.  I  recognise  Calabrian  ;  Tarantine. 

Giovanna.  Ah  me  1  suspicion  then  must  never 

cease  ! 

Never,  without  Luigi,  Tarantine 
Arms  glitter  in  the  field.    Even  without  him 
(Which  can  not  be)  his  troops  in  my  defence 


SCENE    III.] 


GIOVANNA  OF  NAPLES. 


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Would  move  again  those  odious  thoughts,  among 
My  easy  people,  guileless  and  misled. 

Del  Balzo.  His  duty  and  his  fealty  enforce 
What  loyaltyand  honour  would  persuade. 
Taranto  is  a  fief :  Taranto's  prince 
Must  lead  his  army  where  his  suzerein 
Commands, or  where,  without  commanding,  needs. 

Acciajoli.  He  can  not  see  your  city  in  your 

absence 
A  prey  to  lawless  fury,  worse  than  war. 

Del  Balzo.  Ay,  and  war  too  :  for  those  who 

came  as  pilgrims 

And  penitents,  to  kiss  the  holy  frock 
Of  father  Eupert,  spring  up  into  soldiers  ; 
And  thus  are  hundreds  added  to  the  guards 
Which  that  most  powerful  friar  placed  around 
Him  whom  we  mourn  for.     Three  strong  compa- 
nies 

(Once  only  eight  score  each)  are  form'd  within 
The  conquered  city.     Canopies  of  state 
Covered  with  sable  cloth  parade  the  streets, 
And  crucifixes  shed  abundant  blood 
Daily  from  freshened  wounds  ;  and  virgins'  eyes 
Pour  torrents  over  faces  drawn  with  grief. 
What  saint  stands  unforgotten  ?  what  uncall'd  1 
Unincenst  ]    Many  have  come  forth  and  walkt 
Among  the  friars,  many  shouted  loud 
For  vengeance.  Even  Luigi's  camp  stood  wavering. 
Only  when  first  appeared  your  ship  afar, 
And  over  the  white  sail  the  sable  flag, 
Flapping  the  arms  of  Anjou,  Naples,  Hungary, 
'Twas  only  then  the  rising  mutiny 
Paus'd,  and  subsided ;  only  then  Luigi, 
Pointing  at  that  trine  pennant,  turn'd  their  rage 
Into  its  course. 

Acciajoli.  Perhaps  the  boat  I  see 
Crossing  the  harbour,  may  bring  some  intelli- 
gence ; 
Perhaps  he  may,  himself  .  . 

Giovanna.  No !  not  before  .  . 
No  !  not  at  present .  .  .  Must  I  be  ungrateful  1 
Never  !  .  .  ah,  must  I  seem  so1? 


SCENE  II. 

An  Old  Knight.  From  the  prince 
Commanding  us,  0  lady  !  I  am  here 
To  lay  his  homage  at  his  liege's  feet. 
He  bids  me  say,  how,  at  the  first  approach 
Of  that  auspicious  vessel,  which  brought  hither 
Before  her  city's  port  its  lawful  queen, 
His  troops  demanded  battle.     In  one  hour 
He  places  in  your  royal  hands  the  keys 
Of  your  own  capital,  or  falls  before  it. 

Giovanna.  God  grant  he  fall  not  !     0  return  ! 

return ! 

Tell  him  there  are  enow  . .  without,  within  .  . 
And  were  there  not  enow  .  .  persuade,  implore  .  . 
Show  how  Taranto  wants  him ;  his  own  country, 
His  happy  people  .  .  they  must  pine  without  him  ! 

0  miserable  me  !     0  most  ungrateful  ! 
Tell  him  I  can  not  see  him  .  .  I  am  ill .  . 

The  sea  disturbs  me . .  my  head  turns,  aches,  splits .  . 

1  can  not  see  him .  .  say  it,  sir  !  repeat  it. 


Knight.  May-be,  to-morrow  .  .  . 

Giovanna.  Worse,  to-morrow  !  worse  ! 
Sail  back  again  .   .  say  everything  .  .  thanks, 
blessings. 

Knight.  Too  late !     Those  thundering  shouts 

are  our  assault .  . 

It  was  unfair  without  me  ;  it  was  hard  .  . 
Those  are  less  loud. 

Giovanna.  Luigi  is  repulst ! 
Perhaps  is  slain !  slain  if  repulst .  .  he  said  it. 
Yes  ;  those  faint  shouts  . .  . 

Knight.  Lady,  they  are  less  loud 
Because  the  walls  are  between  him  and  us. 

Giovanna  (falls  on  her  knees).  0  !  every  saint  in 

heaven  be  glorified  ! 
Which,  which  hath  saved  him  1    [Rises.]     Yet,  0 

sir!  if  walls 

Are  between  him  and  us,  then  he  is  where 
His  foes  are  !     That  is  not  what  you  intend  ? 
What  is  it  ]    Cries  again  ! 

Knight.  Not  one  were  heard 
Had  our  prince  dropt.     The  fiercest  enemy 
Had  shrunk  appall'd  from  such  majestic  beauty 
Falling  from  heaven  upon  the  earth  beneath ; 
And  his  own  people  with  closed  teeth  had  fought. 
Not  for  their  lives,  but  for  his  death  :  no  such 
Loud  acclamation,  lady  !  had  been  heard, 
But  louder  woe  and  wailing  from  the  vanquisht. 

Giovanna  (aside).  Praises   to  thee,  0  Virgin ! 

who  concealedst 
So  kindly  all  my  fondness,  half  my  fears  ! 

Acciajoli.  The  dust  is  rising  nearer.  WHo  rides 

hither 

In  that  black  scarf?  with  something  in  his  hand 
Where  the  sword  should  be.  'Tis  a  sword,  I  see, 
In  form  at  least.  The  dust  hangs  dense  thereon, 
Adhesive,  dark. 

Del  Balzo.  Seneschal !  it  was  brighter 
This  morning,  1  would  swear  for  it. 

Acciajoli.  He  throws 
The  bridle  on  the  mane.    He  comes. 

Del  Balzo.  He  enters  .  . 
We  shall  hear  all. 


SCENE  HI. 

Luigi  of  Taranto  (throwing  up  his  vizor).  Pardon 

this  last  disguise  ! 

There  was  no  time  to  take  my  vizor  off, 
Scarcely  to  throw  my  sword  down  in  the  hall. 
My  royal  cousin  !  let  a  worthier  hand 
Conduct  you  to  the  city  you  have  won, 
The  city  of  your  fathers. 

Giovanna.  0  Luigi ! 
None  worthier,  none    more    loyal,    none   more 

brave. 

Cousin  !  by  that  dear  name  I  do  adjure  you  ! 
Let  others  .  .  these  my  friends  and  ministers  .  . 
Conduct  me  to  the  city  you  have  won, 
The  city  of  your  fathers,  as  of  mine. 
Let  none  who  carried  arms  against  the  worst 
Of  my  own  people  (for  the  very  worst 
Have  only  been  misguided)  come  into  it 
With  me,  or  after.     Well  thou  governcst 
o  o  2 


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[ACT  i. 


Thy  vassals,  0  Luigi !    Be  thy  dukedom 
Increast  in  all  the  wealth  my  gratitude 
Can  add  thereto,  in  chases,  castles,  towns  ; 
But  hasten,  hasten  thither  !    There  are  duties 


(Alas  !  thou  knowest  like  ourselves  what  duties) 
I  must  perform.    Should  ever  happier  days 
Shine  on  this  land,  my  people  will  remember, 
With  me,  they  shine  upon  it  from  Taranto. 


FRA   RUPERT. 


MALE    CHARACTERS. 


URBAN,  Pope.  BUTKLLO,  hit  nephete.  CHARLES  II.,  OF 
DURAZZO.  OTHO,  huiband  of  Giovanna.  FRA  RUPERT. 
MAXIMIN.  STEPHEN,  a  sliejitie.nl.  HERALD.  PAGE. 
MONK.  CHANCELLOR.  HIGH  STEWARD.  LORD  CHAM- 
BERLAIN. COUNSELLORS,  SECRETARIES,  OFFICERS, 
SOLDIERS. 

FEMALE   CHARACTERS. 

GIOVANNA,  Queen.  MARGARITA,  her  niece,  wife  ofCharlet. 
AGNES  OF  DURAZZO.  AGATHA,  titter  of  Maximin. 


ACT  I. 

SCENE  I.    VATICAN. 
URBAN.     DURAZZO. 
Urban.    Charles  of  Durazzo  !    I   have  found 

thee  worthy 

To  wear  not  only  ducal  coronet, 
But  in  that  potent,  in  that  faithful  hand, 
To  wield  the  royal  sceptre. 

Durazzo.  Holy  father ! 

I  am  fyalf-ready  to  accept  the  charge, 
When  it  befalls  me,   studying  your  content. 
Urban.  So  be  it.  The  crown  of  Naples  is  now 

vacant. 
Durazzo.   Good  heavens  !  is  then  my  mother 

(let  me  call  her 

Even  my  mother,  by  whose  bounteousness 
My  fortunes  grew,  my  youth  was  educated) 
Giovanna  !  is  she  dead  1 

Urban.  To  virtuous  deeds, 

Like  those,  she  long  hath  been  so. 

Durazzo.  His  Beatitude, 

The  predecessor  of  your  Holiness, 
Who  through  her  hands  received  his  resting-place 
At  Avignon,  when  Italy  rebell'd, 
Absolved  her  from  that  heavy  accusation 
Her  enemy  the  Hungarian  brought  against  her. 

Urban.  I  would  not  make  Infallibility 
Fallible,  nor  cross-question  the  absolved, 
I  merely  would  remove  that  stumbling-block 
The  kingdom  from  her. 

Durazzo.  Let  another  then 

Aid  such  attempt. 

Urban.  Another  shall. 

Durazzo.  Another 

Nearer  in  blood  is  none. 

Urban.  Ere  long,  Durazzo, 

I  may  look  round  and  find  one,  if  not  nearer 
In  blood,  yet  fitter  to  perform  the  duties 
Imposed  on  him  by  me. 

Durazzo.  None,  holy  father ! 

Is  fitter. 

Urban.  Easy  then  are  the  conditions. 

I  would  not  place  Butello,  my  own  nephew, 


Altho'  deserving,  and  altho'  besought 

By  many  of  the  Neapolitans, 

By  many  of  the  noble  and  the  powerful 

In  every  city  of  that  realm,  not  him, 

Durazzo !  would  I  place,  against  thy  interests, 

So  high.     But  haply  from  thy  gratitude 

Accept  I  might  in  his  behalf  a  dukedom 

Or  petty  principality,  dependent 

Upon  our  See,  or  (may-be)  independent  ; 

For  there  are  some  who  fain  would  have  things  so. 

We  must  content  the  nations  of  the  earth, 

Whom  we  watch  over,  and  who  look  to  us 

For  peace  and  quiet  in  the  world  we  rule. 

Why  art  thou  beating  time  so  with  thy  foot 

At  every  word  I  speak  ?  why  look  so  stern 

And  jerk  thy  head  and  rest  thy  hand  on  hip  ] 

Thou  art  determin'd  on  it,  art  not  thou  1 

Durazzo.  I  can  not,  will  not,  move  her  from 

her  seat, 
So  help  me,  God  ! 

Urban.  Impious  young  man !  reflect ! 

I  give  thee  time ;  I  give  thee  all  to-morrow. 

SCENE  II.    A  STREET  IN  NAPLES. 
MAXIMIN.  AGATHA. 

Agatha  (to  herself.)    'Twas  he !  'twas  father 
Rupert. 

Maximin  (overhearing).  Well  !  what  then  ? 
What  wouldst  thou  with  him  1  thou  must  wait 

his  leisure : 
I  have  some  business  first  with  father  Rupert. 

Agatha    (gazing  anxiously).  Can  it  be]    can 
it  be? 

Maximin.  Have  not  men  sins 

As  well  as  women  1  have  not  we  our  shrivers, 
Our  scourers,  soderers,  calkers,  and  equippers  ? 

Agatha  (embracing  him).  Forbear  !  0,  for  the 

love  of  God,  forbear ! 
Heed  him  not,  Maximin  J  or  he  will  cast 
Thy  soul  into  perdition ;  he  has  mine. 

Maximin.  And  who  art  thou,  good  woman  ] 

Agatha.  That  fair  name 

Is  mostly  given  with  small  courtesy, 
As  something  tost  at  us  indifferently 
Or  scornfully  by  higher  ones.     Thy  sister 
Was  what  thou  callest  her ;  and  Rupert  knows  it. 

Maximin.  My  sister  ?  how !  I  had  but  Agatha. 
Agatha  ! 

Agatha.  Maximin  !  we  have  not  met 
Since  that  foul  day  whose  damps  fell  not  on  thee, 
But  fill'd  our  father's  house  while  thou  wert  absent. 
Thou,  brother  J    brother !    couldst  not  save  my 
peace, 


SCENE    II.] 


FRA  RUPERT. 


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Let  me  save  thine.    He  used  to  call  me  daughter, 
And  he  may  call  thee  son. 

Maximin.  The  very  word  ! 

He  began  fathering  early :  seven  ye>rs  old 
At  most  was  father  Rupert.    Holy  names 
Are  covered  ways  .  . 

Agatha.  .  .  To  most  unholy  deeds. 

Maximin.  I  see  it ;  say  no  more  :  my  sword  is 

reddening 
With  blood  that  runs  not  yet,  but  soon  shall  run. 

Agatha.  Talk  not  thus  loud,  nor  thus,  nor  here. 

Maximin.  Cross  then 

Over  the  way  to  that  old  sycamore  ; 
The  lads  have  left  off  playing  at  pallone. 
I  found  out  long  ago  his  frauds,  his  treasons, 
His  murders ;  and  he  meditates  a  worse. 
Agatha  !  let  me  look  into  thine  eyes, 
Try  to  be  glad  to  see  me  :  lift  them  up, 
Nay,  do  not  drop  them,  they  are  gems  to  me, 
And  make  me  very  rich  with  only  looking. 
Thou  must  have  been  most  fair,  my  Agatha  ! 
And  yet  I  am  thy  brother  !  Who  would  think  it  ? 

Agatha.  Nor  time  nor  toil  deforms  man's  coun- 
tenance, 

Crime  only  does  it  :  'tis  not  thus  with  ours. 
Kissing  the  seven  nails  burnt  in  below 
Thy  little  breast,  before  they  well  had  healed, 
I  thought  thee  still  more  beautiful  with  them. 

Maximin.    Those  precious  signs  might  have 
done  better  for  me. 

AgatJia.  Only  the  honest  are  the  prosperous. 

Maximin.    A  little  too    on    that    side    hath 
slipt  off. 

Agatha.  Recover  it. 

^Maximin.  How  can  1 ? 

Agatha.  Save  the  innocent. 

Maximin.  But  whom? 

Agatha.  Giovanna. 

Maximin.  Is  the  queen  in.  danger  ? 

Agatha.  Knowest  thou  not? 

Maximin.   Hide  we  away  our  knowledge  ; 
It  may  do  harm  by  daylight.     I  stand  sentry 
In  many  places  at  one  time,  and  wink, 
But  am  not  drowsy.    Trust  me,  she  is  safe. 
And  thou  art  then  our  Agatha  !     'Twould  do 
Our  mother  good,  were  she  alive,  to  find  thee; 
For  her  last  words  were   "  Agatha,   where  art 
thou  1 " 

Agatha.  Oh  !  when  our  parents  sorrow  for  our 

crimes, 
Then  is  the  sin  complete. 

Maximin.  She  sorrows  not, 

And  'tis  high  time  that  thou  should'st  give  it  over. 

AgatJia.    Alas !    our    marrow,    sinews,   veins, 

dry  up, 

But  not  our  tears ;  they  start  with  infancy, 
Run  on  through  life,  and  swell  against  the  grave. 

Maximin.  I  must  now  see  Fra  Rupert.     Come 

thou  after. 

He  shall  admit  thee.     Pelt  him  with  reproaches, 
Then  will  I  . . 

AgatJia.  Brother  !  not  for  these  came  I, 

But  to  avert  one  crime  from  his  o'erladen 
Devoted  head.    He  hath  returned  .  . 


Maximin.  .  .  To  join 

Giovanna  with  Andrea?    On  with  me  : 
We  may  forbid  the  bans  the  second  time, 
Urging  perhaps  a  few  impediments. 
He  hath  been  in  some  convent  o'er  the  hill, 
Doing  sad  penance  on  Calabrian  rye, 
How  then  couldst  thou  have  heard  about  him  ? 

how 
Find  he  was  here  in  Naples  ? 

Agatha.  There  he  should 

And  may  have  been  :  of  late  he  was  in  Buda. 

Maximin.  You  met  in  Buda  then  ? 

Agatha.  Not  met. 

Maximin.  How  know 

His  visit  else,  if  he  was  there  indeed  ? 

Agatha.  While  thou  and    Stephen    Stourdza 

tended  sheep 

Together,  I  was  in  our  mother's  sight, 
And  mostly  in  her  chamber ;  for  ill-health 
Kept  her  from  work.     Often  did  Father  Rupert 
Pray  by  her,  often  hear  her  long  confession, 
Long,  because  little  could  be  thought  of  for  it. 
"  Now  what  a  comfort  would  it  be  to  you, 
If  this  poor  child  read  better,"  said  the  friar, 
"  To  listen  while  she  read  how  blessed  saints 
Have  suffered,  and  how  glorious  their  reward." 
My  mother  claspt  her  hands,  and  "  What  a  comfort !" 
Echoed  from  her  sick  bosom. 

"  Hath  she  been 
Confirm'd?"  he  askt.     "Yea,  God  be  prais'd," 

sigh'd  she. 

"  We  may  begin  then  to  infuse  some  salt 
Into  this  leaven,"  said  the  friar,  well-pleas'd. 
"  The  work  is  righteous :  we  will  find  spare  hours." 
She  wept  for  joy. 

Maximin.   Weep  then  (if  weep  at  all) 
Like  her. 

Agatha.  Religious  tracts  soon  tost  aside, 
Florentine  stories  and  Sicilian  song 
Were  buzz'd  into  my  ears.     The  songs  much 

pleas'd  me, 

The  stories  (these  he  cull'd  out  from  the  book, 
He  told  me,  as  the  whole  was  not  for  maids) 
Pleas'd  me  much  less ;   for  woman's  faults  were 
there. 

Maximin.    He  might  have  left  out  half  the 

pages,  still 

The  book  had  been  a  bible  in  its  bulk 
If  all  were  there. 

Agatha.  To  me  this  well  applies, 

Not  to  my  sex. 

Maximin.  Thou  art  the  best  in  it. 

Those  who  think  ill  of  woman,  hold  the  tongue 
Thro'  shame,  or  ignorance  of  what  to  say, 
Or  rifle  the  old  ragbag  for  some  shard 
Spotted  and  stale.     On,  prythee,  with  thy  story. 

Agatha.  He  taught  me  that  soft  speech,  the 

only  one 

For  love ;  he  taught  me  to  repeat  the  words 
Most  tender  in  it ;  to  observe  his  lips 
Pronouncing    them ;  and   his   eyes   scorcht  my 

cheek 

Into  deep  scarlet.     With  his  low  rich  voice 
He  sang  the  sadness  of  the  laurel'd  brow, 


566 


FRA  RUPERT. 


[ACT  i. 


The  tears  that  trickle  on  the  rocks  around 
Valchiusa.     "  None  but  holy  men  can  love 
As  thou,  Petrarca  !"  sighed  he  at  the  close. 
Graver  the  work  he  brought  me  next.     We  read 
The  story  of  Francesca. 
Maximin.  What  is  that  1 
Agatlui.  Piteous,  most  piteous,  for  most  guilty, 

passion. 

Two  lovers  are  condemn'd  to  one  unrest 
For  ages.     I  now  first  knew  poetry, 
I  had  known  song  and  sonnet  long  before  : 
I  sail'd  no  more  amid  the  barren  isles, 
Each  one  small  self;  the  mighty  continent 
Rose  and  expanded ;  I  was  on  its  shores. 
Fast  fell  the  drops  upon  the  page  :  he  chided  : 
"  And  is  it  punishment  to  be  whirl'd  on 
With  our  beloved  thro'  eternity  ?" 
"  Oh  !  they  were  too  unhappy,  too  unhappy  !" 
Sobb'd  I  aloud  :  "Who  could  have  written  this]" 
"  Tenderest   of  tender  maids !"    cried   he,    and 

claspt  me 

To  his  hot  breast.  Fear  seiz'd  me,  faintness,  shame. 
Be  calm,  my  brother ! 

Maximin.  Tell  then  other  tale, 

And  skip  far  on. 

Agatha.  The  queen  Elizabeth 

Heard  of  me  at  the  nunnery  where  I  served ; 
And  the  good  abbess,  not  much  loving  one 
Who  spoke  two  languages  and  read  at  night, 
Persuaded  her  that,  being  quick  and  needy, 
'Twould  be  by  far  more  charitable  in  her 
To  take  me  rather  than  some  richer  girl, 
To  read  by  her,  and  lace  her  sandals  on. 
I  serv'd  her  several  years,  to  her  content. 
One  evening  after  dusk,  her  closet-door 
Being  to  me  at  every  hour  unclosed, 
I  was  just  entering,  when  some  voice  like  his, 
Whispering,  but  deep,  struck  me :  a  glance  suf- 
ficed : 

'Twas  he.  They  neither  saw  me.  Now  occurr'd 
That  lately  had  Elizabeth  said  more 
And  worse  against  Giovanna.     "  She  might  be 
Guiltless,   but  should    not    hold  the  throne  of 

Naples 
From  the  sweet  child  her  daughter :  there  were 

some 

Who  had  strong  arms,  and  might  again  do  better 
In  cowl  than  fiercer  spirits  could  in  casque." 
Sleepless  was  I  that  night,  afraid  to  meet 
The  wretched  man,  afraid  to  join  the  queen. 
Early  she  rose,  as  usual ;  earlier  I. 
My  sunken  eyes  and  paleness  were  remarkt, 
And,  whence  ]  was  askt  me. 

"  Those  who  have  their  brothers 
At  Naples"  I  replied  "  most  gracious  lady, 
May  well  be  sleepless;  for  rebellion  shakes 
A  throne  unsteady  ever." 

First  she  paus'd, 

Then  said,  with  greater  blandness  than  before, 
"  Indeed  they  may.     But  between  two  usurpers 
What  choice?  Your  brother  may  improve  his  for- 
tune 

By  loyalty,  and  teaching  it.  You  wish 
To  join  him,  I  see  clearly,  for  his  good  ; 


It  may  be  yours :  it  may  be  ours  :  go  then, 
Aid  him  with  prudent  counsel :  the  supply 
Shall  not  be  wanting,  secrecy  must  not." 
She  urged  my  parting :  the  same  hour  we  parted. 


SCENE  III.    RUPERT'S  CELL. 
RUPERT.   MAXIMIN. 

Rupert.  Thou  hast  delaid  some  little,  Maximin. 
Maximin.  Frate  !  I  met  a  woman  in  the  street, 
And  she  might  well  delay  me  :  guess  now  why. 
Rupert.  Who  in  the  world  can  guess  the  why  of 

women  ] 
Maximin.    She  said  she    knew  us  both    in 

Hungary. 

Rupert.  I  nowsuspect  the  person :  she  is  crazed. 
Maximin.  Well  may  she  be,  deprived  of  such  a 

friend. 
Rupert.  No  friend  was  ever  mine  in  that  false 

sex. 
I  am  impatient,  Maximin. 

Maximin.  Impatient ! 

And  so  am  I. 

(Maximin  throws  open  the  door,  and  Agatha  enters.) 
Knowest  thou  this  woman,  Frate  1 
Rupert.  Art  thou  crazed  too]    I  know  her? 

Not  at  all. 
Maximin.   And   hast  thou  never  known  her  ] 

never  toucht  her  ] 
I  only  mean  in  giving  her  thy  blessing. 

Rupert.  A  drunken  sailor  in  a  desert  isle 
Would  not  approach  her. 
Maximin  (indignant).  Not  my  sister  ] 
Agatha.  Scorner ! 

Insulter ! 

(A  side.)    He  may  have  forgotten.    Can  he  1 
He  did  not  see  me,  would  not  look  at  me. 

Maximin.  My  sword  shall  write  her  name  upon 

thy  midrif. 
Prepare ! 

Agatha.  Hold !  hold  !  Spare  him  yet,  Maximin ! 
How  could  I . .  and  the  man  who  . . 

Maximin.  Speak  it  out, 

Worthless  one ! 

Agatha.  I  am  worthless.    Let  him  live  ! 

Oh  let  him  live  ! 

Maximin.  Thou  lovest  thy  betrayer. 

Agatha.  The  once  beloved  are  unestranged  by 

falsehood ; 

They  can  not  wholly  leave  us,  tho'  they  leave  us 
And  never  look  behind. 

Maximin.  Wild  !  wild  as  hawk  ! 

Rupert  (on  his  knees).  Vision  of  light,  of  love, 

of  puritv ! 

Dost  thou  revisit  on  the  verge  of  earth 
A  soul  so  lost,  to  rescue  it  ]    Enough, 
Agatha !  Do  not  ask  him  for  my  life ; 
No,  bid  him  slay  me ;  bid  him  quench  the  days 
That  have  in  equal  darkness  set  and  risen 
Since  proud  superiors  banisht  faithful  love. 
I  am  grown  old ;  few  years  are  left  me,  few 
And  sorrowful :  my  reason  comes  and  goes  : 


SCENE   IV.] 


FRA  KUPERT. 


567 


I  am  almost  as  capable  of  crimes 
As  virtues. 

Maximin.  By  my  troth,  a  hundred-fold 

More  capable. 
Rupert.  Both  ('tis  Heaven's  will) 

are  over. 

Here  let  me  end  my  hours :  they  should  have  all 
Been  thine ;  he  knows  it ;  let  him  take  them  for 

thee  ; 

And  close  thou  here  mine  eyes  where  none  be- 
hold, 

Forgiving  me  .  .  no,  not  forgiving  me, 
But  praying,  thou  pure  soul !  for  Heaven's  for- 
giveness. 
Maximin.  I  will  not  strike  thee  on  the  ground : 

rise  up, 

Then,  when  thou  risest  .  . 
Agatha.  Come  away,  my  brother  ! 

Rupert.  Never,  so  help  me  saints !  will  I  rise 

up: 

I  will  breathe  out  my  latest  breath  before  her. 
Maximin.  It  sickens  a  stout  man  to  tread  on 
toads.  [Goes. 

RUPERT  (rising  slowly,  and  passing  a  dagger 

through  his  fingers). 
And  the  stout  man  might  slip  too,  peradventure. 

SCENE  IV.    PALACE  NEAK  NAPLES. 

DURAZZO.  MARGARITA. 

Durazzo.  The  Pope  is  not  averse  to  make  me 

king. 

Margarita.  Do  we  not  rule  already  1 
Durazzo.  Rule  indeed ! 

Yes,  one  small  dukedom.     Any  shepherd-dog 
Might  make  his  voice  heard  farther  off  than  mine. 
Margarita.  Yet,  my  sweet  Carlo,  oftentimes 

I  Ve  heard  you, 

When  people  brought  before  you  their  complaints, 
Swear  at  them  for  disturbing  your  repose, 
Keeping  you  from  your  hounds,  your  bird,  your 

ride 

At  evening,  with  my  palfrey  biting  yours 
Playfully  (like  two  Christians)  at  the  gate. 

Durazzo.  I  love  to  see  my  bird  soar  in  the  air, 
My  hound  burst  from  his  puzzlement,  and  cite 
His  peers  around  him  to  arraign  the  boar. 
Margarita.  I  think  such  semblances  of  high 

estate 

Are  better  than  the  thing  itself,  more  pleasant, 
More  wholesome. 

Durazzo.          And  thinks  too  my  Margarita 
Of  the  gray  palfrey.?  like  a  summer  dawn 
His  dapper  sides,  his  red  and  open  nostrils, 
And  his  fair  rider  like  the  sun  just  rising 
Above  it,  making  hill  and  vale  look  gay. 

Margarita.  She  would  be  only  what  Durazzo 

thinks  her. 
Durazzo.  Queenly  he  thinks  her :    queen  he 

swears  to  make  her. 
Margarita.  I  am  contented;  and  should  be, 

without 

Even  our  rule  :  it  brings  us  but  few  cares, 
Yet  some  it  brings  us  :  why  add  more  to  them  ? 


Durazzo.  I  never  heard  you  talk  so  seriously. 
Not  long  ago  I  little  heeded  state, 
Authority,  low  voice,  bent  knee,  kist  hand  : 
The  Pope  has  proved  to  me  that,  sure  as  any 
Of  the  seven  sacraments,  the  only  way 
To  rise  above  temptation,  is  to  seize 
All  that  can  tempt. 

Margarita.  There  must  be  truth  then  in  it. 
But  what  will  some  men  think  when  you  deprive 
Our  aunt  of  her  inheritance  1 

Durazzo.  Men  think ! 

Do  not  men  always  think  what  they  should  not  ? 
Margarita.  We  hear  so  from  the  pulpit :    it 

must  be. 

But  we  should  never  take  what  is  another's. 
Durazzo.  Then  you  would  never  take  another's 

child 
To  feed  or  clothe  it. 

Margarita.  That  is  not  my  meaning. 

I  am  quite  sure  my  aunt  has  loved  me  dearly 
All  her  life  long,  and  loves  me  still ;  she  often 
(Kissing  me)  said,  How  like  thou  art  Maria  ! 
You  know,  Durazzo,  how  she  loved  my  mother. 
Durazzo.  And  she  loved  me  no  less  :  and  we 

love  her 

And  honour  her. 

Margarita.    May  we  not  then  obey  her  ? 
Durazzo.  The  Pope,  who   teaches  best,  says 

otherwise. 

Rule  has  been  tedious  to  her  all  her  reign, 
And  dangerous  too. 

Margarita.  Make  it  less  dangerous,  make  it 
Less  tedious. 

Durazzo.  She  has  chosen  the  duke  Otho 
To  sit  above  thy  husband,  and  all  else. 
Margarita.  I  think  my  husband  is  as  brave 

as  he. 

Durazzo.  I  think  so  too  :  yet  people  doubt. 
Margarita.  Indeed ! 

Durazzo.  And  doubt  they  will,  unless  the  truest 

knight 

Of  Margarita  takes  to  horse,  and  scours 
Her  grandsire's  realm  of  foreigners  like  Otho. 
Margarita.  If  you  do  that,  you  must  displease 

our  aunt. 
Durazzo.  Perhaps  so :  and  hast  never  thou  dis- 

pleas'd  her? 
Margarita.  Never ;  although  I  sometimes  did 

what  might. 

Durazzo.  I  can  not  disappoint  the  Holy  Father. 
Margarita.  Nay,  God  forbid  !     But  let  me  no 

more  see  her, 

To  hear  her  tell  me  all  she  did  for  me  ! 
I  can  bear  anything  but  evil  tongues. 
Durazzo.  Then  let  us  slink  away  and  live  ob- 
scurely. [Going. 
Margarita.  Come  back  again  .  .  Now  !  would 

you  leave  me  so  ? 

I  have  been  thinking  I  must  think  no  more 
About  the  matter  .  .  and  am  quite  resolved. 
Durazzo.  My  sweetest !  you  have  several  female 

cousins  ; 
What  are  they? 
Margarita.  Duchesses. 


568 


FRA  RUPERT. 


[ACT  IT. 


Durazzo.  But  are  they  queens  ? 

Margarita.  No  indeed;  and  why  should  they 

be  ?    They  queens  ? 

Durazzo.  I  know  but  one  well  worthy  of  the  title. 
Margarita.  Now,  who  can  possibly  that  be,  I 

wonder ! 

Durazzo.  She  on  whose  brow  already  Majesty 
Hath  placed  a  crown  which  no  artificer 
Can  render  brighter,  or  fit  better,  she 
Upon  whose  lip  Love  pays  the  first  obeisance. 

[Saluting  her. 

Margarita.  I  know  not  how  it  is  that  you  per- 
suade 

So  easily  .  .  not  very  easily 
In  this,  however :  yet,  if  but  to  teaze 
And  plague  a  little  bit  my  sweet  dear  cousins, 
Writing  the  kindest  letters,  telling  them 
That  I  am  still,  and  shall  be,  just  the  same, 
Their  loving  cousin ;  nor  in  form  alone ; 
And  if  I  write  but  seldom  for  the  future, 
'Tis  only  that  we  queens  have  many  cares 
Of  which  my  charming  cousins  can  know  nothing. 
Durazzo.  What  foresight,  friendliness,  and  de- 
licacy ! 
Margarita.  Nothing  on  earth  but  these,  in  the 

idea 

Of  vexing  .  .  no,  not  vexing  .  .  only  plaguing 
(You  know,  love !  what  I  mean)  my  sweet  dear 

cousins, 

Could  make  me  waver  .  .  and  then  you,  sad  Carlo! 
Durazzo.  To  please  me  .  . 
Margarita.  Now,  what  would  you 

have  me  say  ? 


SCENE  V.    NAPLES. 

PAGE,  GIOVANNA,  AGNES,  MAXIMIN. 

Page.  Fly,  0  my  lady !    Troops  are  near  the 
city. 

Oiovanna.  There  always  are. 

Page.  But  strangers.   People  say 

Durazzo  .  . 

Giovanna.  What  of  him  ? 

Agnes.  Now  then  confess 

I  knew  him  better.    No  reports  have  reacht  us 
These  several  days  :  the  roads  were  intercepted. 

Giovanna.  I  will  fear  nothing :  Otho  watches 

over  us. 

Insects,  that  build  their  tiny  habitations 
Against  sea-cliffs,  become  sea-cliffs  themselves. 
I  rest  on  Otho,  and  no  storm  can  shake  me. 

Agnes.  How  different  this  Durazzo  ! 

Giovanna.  All  men  are  : 

But  blame  not  without  proof,  or  sign  of  proof, 
Or  accusation;  any  man  so  brave. 

Page.  Lady !  his  soldiers  on  Camaldoli 
Wave  the  green  banner  and  march  hitherward. 

Giovanna  (after  a  pause).  It  can  not  be !  my 

Carlo !  my  Carlino  ! 
What !  he  who  said  his  prayers  with  hands  com- 

prest 

Between  my  kneites,  and  would  leap  off  to  say  them? 
Impossible !    He  may  have  been  deterred 


From  helping  me  :  his  people,  his  advisers, 
May  have  been  adverse .  .  but .  .  make  war  upon 
me ! 

0  they  have  basely  slandered  thee,  my  Carlo ! 
Agnes.  He  has  been  with  the  Holy  Father  lately. 
Giovanna.    This   would   relieve  me  from   all 

doubt,  alone. 
Agnes.  So  kind  as  you  have  been  to  him!  a 

mother ! 
Giovanna.  Remind  me  not  of  any  benefit 

1  may  have  done  him  :  tell  me  his  good  deeds, 
Speak  not  (if  some  there  may  have  been)  of  mine : 
Twould  but  disturb  the  image  that  has  never 
Yet  fallen  from  my  breast,  and  never  shall. 

He  was  my  child  when  my  own  child  indeed, 
My  only  one,  was  torn  away  from  me. 

Agnes.  And  you  have  brooded  o'er  a  marble  egg, 
Poor  darkling  bird ! 

Giovanna.  0  Agnes !  Agnes !  spare  me. 

Let  me  think  on  .  .  how  pleasant  'twas  to  follow 
In  that  Carlino,  in  that  lovely  boy, 
The  hidings  of  shy  love,  its  shame,  its  glee, 
Demurest  looks  at  matters  we  deem  light, 
And,  well  worth  every  lesson  ever  taught, 
Laughter  that  loosens  graver,  and  that  shakes 
Our  solemn  gauds  into  their  proper  place. 

Maximin  (out  of  breath).  The  castle-gates  are 

open  for  one  moment .  . 
Seize  them  and  enter .  .  Crowds  alone  impede 
Durazzo,  and  not  arms. 

Agnes.  Do  you  believe 

His  treason  now  ? 

Giovanna.  Peace,  peace  !  'tis  hard,  'tis 

hard ! 


ACT  II. 

SCENE  L    RUPERT'S  CELL. 

RUPERT  and  MAXIMIN. 
Rupert  (alone).  I  Ve  dogged  him  to  the  palace : 

there's  some  treachery. 
Giovanna .  .  and  that  witch  too,  Agatha .  . 
Why  not  all  three  together?    Sixty  miles 
From  Naples  there  is  Muro.   Now,  a  word 
Was  dropt  upon  it.   We  must  be  humane. 
But,  one  more  trial  first  to  make  him  serve 
In  'stablishing  the  realm.   I  fain  must  laugh 
To  think  what  creatures  'stablish  realms,  and  how. 

(MAXIMIN  enters.) 

Well,  Maximin  !    We  live  for  better  days 
And  happier  purports.   Couldst  thou  not  devise 
Something  that  might  restore  the  sickened  state, 
And  leave  our  gracious  king  the  exercise 
Of  his  good  will,  to  give  them  companies 
Who  now  are  ensigns  ?    Ah  brave  Maximin  ! 
I  do  remember  when  thou  wert  but  private. 
Psein,  Klapwrath,  Zinga,  marcht,  and  made  thee 

way. 

Nothing  in  this  our  world  would  fain  stand  still. 
The  earth  we  tread  on  labours  to  set  free 
Its  fires  within,  and  shakes  the  mountain-heads ; 
The  animals,  the  elements,  all  move, 
The  sea  before  us,  and  the  sky  above, 


SCENE   III.] 


FRA  EUPEET. 


569 


And  angels  on  their  missions  between  both. 
Fortune  will  on.    There  are  whom  happiness 
Makes  restless  with  close  constancy  ;  there  are 
Who  tire  of  the  pure  air  and  sunny  sky, 
And  droop  for  clouds  as  if  each  hair  were  grass 
No  wonder  then  should  more  aspiring  souls 
Be  weary  of  one  posture,  one  dull  gloom 
All  the  day  through,  all  the  long  day  of  life. 

Maximin  (gapes).  Weary!  ay  am  I.  Can  I  soon 
be  captain  1 

Rupert.  Why  not? 

Maximin.  And  then  what  service  ? 

Rupert.  Queen  Giovanna 

Is  blockt  up  in  the  castle,  as  thou  knowest ; 
Was  not  my  counsel  wise,  to  keep  thee  out  ? 
Famine  had  else  consumed  thee ;  she  spares  none. 
Charles  of  Durazzo,  our  beloved  king, 
Presses  the  siege;  and,  when  the  queen  gives  up, 
Thou  art  the  man  I  prophecy  to  guard  her. 
There  are  some  jewels  :  lightly  carried  in, 
A  thousand  oxen  cannot  haul  them  forth ; 
But  they  may  drop  at  Muro,  one  by  one, 
And  who  should  husband  them  save  Maximin  ] 

Maximin  (pretending  alarm).  I  will  not  leave 

my  sister  out  of  sight : 
She  ne'er  must  fall  again. 

Rupert.  Forefend  it,  heaven  ! 

I  might  be  weak  !   She  would  indeed  be  safe 
Where  the  queen  is  !  But  who  shall  have  the  heart 
To  shut  her  up  1  What  has  she  done  1  Her  brother 
Might  be  a  comfort  to  her;  and  the  queen 
And  some  few  ladies  trust  her  and  caress  her. 
But,  though  the  parks  and  groves  and  tofts  around, 
And  meadows,  from  their  first  anemones 
To  their  last  saffron-crocuses,  though  all 
Open  would  be,  to  her,  if  not  to  them, 
And  villagers  and  dances,  and  carousals 
At  vintage-time,  and  panes  that  tremble,  partly 
By  moon-ray,  partly  by  guitar  beneath, 
Yet  might  the  hours,  without  street-views,  be  dull. 

Maximin.  Don't  tell  her  so.    Get  her  once  there. 

But  how  ? 

Beside,  the  queen  will  never  trust  Hungarians. 
There  would  be  mortal  hatred.    Is  there  fire 
Upon  the  hearth  ? 

Rupert.  None. 

Maximin.  Why  then  rub  your  hands  ? 


SCENE  II.    CASTEL-NUOVO. 

GIOVANNA  and  AGNES. 
Giovanna.  'Tis  surely  wrong  that  those  who 

fight  for  us 

So  faithfully,  so  wretchedly  should  perish  • 
That  thriftless  jewels  sparkle  round  your  temples 
While  theirs  grow  dank  with  famine. 

Agnes.  Now  I  see, 

0  my  poor  queen  !  the  folly  of  refusal, 
When  they  had  brought  us  safety. 

Giovanna.  Not  quite  that, 

To  me  at  least,  but  sustenance  and  comfort 
To  our  defenders  in  the  castle  here. 
Agnes.  Will  you  now  take  them  ] 


Giovanna.  If  some  miracle 

Might  turn  a  jewel  to  a  grain  of  corn, 
I  would  :  my  own  were  kneaded  into  bread 
In  the  first  days  of  our  captivity. 

Agnes.  And  mine  were  still  witholden  !  Pardon 

me, 
Just  Heaven ! 

Giovanna.  In  words  like  those    invoke    not 

Heaven. 

If  we  say  just,  what  can  we  hope  ]  but  what 
May  we  not  hope  if  we  say  merciful  ? 

Agnes.  And  yet  my  fault  is  very  pardonable. 
We,  at  our  time  of  life,  want  these  adornments. 

Giovanna.  We  never  want  them.    Youth  has 

all  its  own  ; 

None  can  shed  lustre  upon  closing  days, 
Mockers  of  eyes  and  lips  and  whatsoever 
Was  prized;  nor  can  they  turn  one  grey  hair 

brown, 

But,  skilfully  transmuted,  might  prolong 
The  life  and  health  and  happiness  of  hundreds. 

Agnes.  Queens  may  talk  so. 

Giovanna.  Not  safely,  but  to  friends. 

Agnes.  With  power  and  pomp  .  . 

Giovanna.  Behold  my  pomp,  my  power  J 

These  naked  walls,  cold  pavement,  grated  windows. 

Agnes.  Let  me  share  these  with  you.    Take  all 
my  jewels. 

Giovanna.  Forbear,  forbear,  dear  Agnes ! 

Agnes.  Earth  then,  take  them  ! 

[Throwing  tliemfrom  her. 


SCENE  in.    CASTEL-NUOVO. 
DURAZZO.     EUPERT.     GIOVANNA.     AGNES. 

Durazzo.  Upon  my  knees  I  do  intreat  of  you 
To  hear  me.     In  sincerity,  the  crown 
(Now  mine)  was  forced  upon  me. 

Giovanna.  Carlo  !  Carlo ! 

Know  you  what  crowns  are  made  of? 

Durazzo  (rising).  I  must  wear  one, 

However  fitly  or  unfitly  made. 

Giovanna.  The  ermine  is  outside,  the  metal 

burns 
Into  the  brain. 

Durazzo.  Its  duties,  its  conditions, 
Are  not  unknown  to  me,  nor  its  sad  cares. . 

Giovanna.  'Tis  well  Maria  my  sweet  sister  lives 

not 
To  see  this  day. 

Durazza.        But  Margarita  lives, 
Her  beauteous  daughter,  my  beloved  wife. 
She  thinks  you  very  kind  who  let  her  go 
And  join  me,  when  strange  rumours  flew  abroad 
And  liars  call'd  me  traitor. 

Giovanni.  With  my  blessing 

She  went,  nor  heard  (I  hope)  that  hateful  name. 

Durazzo  (negligently).  My  cousin  Agnes  !  not 
one  word  from  you  ? 

Agnes.  Charles  of  Durazzo  !  God  abandons  thee 
To  thy  own  will :  can  any  gulph  lie  lower ! 

Durazzo.  'Twas  not  my  will. 

Agnes.  No ! 


570 


FRA  RUPERT. 


[ACT  ii. 


What  I  did,  I  di 


Durazzo. 
To  satisfy  the  people. 

Agnes.  Satisfy 

Ocean  and  Fire. 
Durazzo.        The  Church  too. 
Agnes.  Fire  and  Ocean 

Shall  lie  together,  and  shall  both  pant  gorged, 
Before  the  Church  be  satisfied,  if  Church 
Be  that  proud  purple  shapeless  thing  we  see. 
Durazzo  (to  Rupert).  Show  the  pope's  charte 

of  investiture. 
Rupert.  'Tis  this.    May  it  please  our  lady  tha 

I  read  it. 
Giovanna  (to  Durazzo).  Reasons  where  there 

are  wrongs  but  make  them  heavier. 
Durazzo  (to  Agnes).  When  the  whole  nation 

cries  in  agony 

Against  the  sway  of  Germans,  should  I  halt  ] 
Agnes.  No  German  rules  this  country;  one  de 

fends 

And  comforts  and  adorns  it :  may  he  long ! 
The  bravest  of  his  race,  the  most  humane. 

Durazzo.    Quell'd,  fugitive,  nor  Germany  nor 

France 
Afford  him  aid  against  us. 

Giovanna.  Sir !  he  hoped 

No  aid  from  France. 

Agnes.  Does  any  ?    What  is  France ' 

One  flaring  lie,  reddening  the  face  of  Europe. 

Durazzo.  French  is  Provenza. 

A  gnes.  There  our  arts  prevail, 

Our  race  :  no  lair  of  tigers  is  Provenza. 

I  call  that  France  where  mind    and    soul    are 

French. 

Durazzo.  Sooner  would  he  have  graspt  at  Ger- 
man arms. 
Giovanna.  God  hold  them  both  from  Italy  for 

ever! 
Durazzo.  She  shall  want  neither.   The  religious 

call 

Blessings  upon  us  in  long-drawn  processions. 
Agnes.  Who  are  the  men  you  please  to  call  re- 
ligious 1 

Sword-cutlers  to  all  Majesties  on  earth, 
Drums  at  the  door  of  every  theatre 
Where  tragedies  are  acted :  that  friar  knows  it. 
Rupert.  Such   is  the  fruit  of  letters  sown  in 

courts! 

Peaches  with  nettle  leaves  and  thistle  crowns  ! 
Upon  my  faith  !  kings  are  unsafe  near  them. 
Durazzo  (to  Agnes).  May-be  we  scarcely  have 

your  sanction,  lady  ] 
Am  I  one] 
Agnes.     No. 
Durazza.      What  am  I  ? 
Agnes.  What !  an  ingrate. 

Durazzo  (scojfingly).  Is  that  to  be  no  king  1  You 

may  rave  on, 

Fair  cousin  Agnes  :  she  who  might  complain 
Absolves  me : 

Agnes.         Does  the  child  she  fed  ?  the  orphan! 
The  outcast  ?  does  he,  can  he,  to  himself, 
And  before  us  ? 
Durazzo.         I,  the  king,  need  it  not. 


Agnes.  All  other  blind  men  know  that  they  are 

blind, 
All  other  helpless  feel  their  helplessness. 


SCENE  IV.    UNDER  CASTEL-NUOVO. 
DURAZZO  and  RUPERT. 

Rupert.  Remarktyou  not  how  pale  she  turn'd] 
Durazzo.  At  what  ? 

Rupert.  I  said  kings  were  unsafe.     She  knew 

my  meaning.  . 

Durazzo.  No  man  alive  believes  it :   none  be- 
lieved it, 

Beside  the  vulgar,  when  Andrea  died. 
Rupert.  Murdered  he  was. 
Durazzo.  Mysteriously.  Some  say  .  . 

Rupert.  What  do  some  say  1 
Durazzo.  I  never  heeded  them. 

I  know  thee  faithful :  in  this  whole  affair 
I've  proved  it.    He  who  goes  on  looking  back 
Is  apt  to  trip  and  tumble.  [Goes. 

Rupert  (alone).  Why  this  hatred  ? 

Are  there  no  memories  of  her  far  more  pleasant  ? 
I  saw  her  in  her  childish  days  :  I  saw  her 
When  she  had  cast  away  her  toys,  and  sate 
Sighing  in  idleness,  and  wishing  more 
To  fall  into  her  lap ;  but  what  ]  and  how  ? 
I  saw  her  in  the  gardens,  still  a  child, 
So  young,  she  mockt  the  ladies  of  the  court, 
And  threw  the  gravel  at  them  from  her  slipper, 
And  ran  without  if  they  pursued,  but  stopt 
And  leapt  to  kiss  the  face  of  an  old  statue 
Because  it  smiled  upon  her  :  then  would  she 
Shudder  at  two  wrens  fighting,  shout,  and  part 

them. 

N^ext  came  that  age  (the  lovely  seldom  pass  it) 
When  books  lie  open,  or,  in  spite  of  pressing, 
Will  open  of  themselves  at  some  one  place. 
Lastly,  I  saw  her  when  the  bridal  crown 
Entwined  the  regal.     Oh !  that  ne'er  these  eyes 
rlad  seen  it !  then,  Andrea !  thou  had'st  lived, 
Hy  comfort,  my  support.     Divided  power 
'11  could  I  brook ;  how  then,  how  tolerate 
'ts  rude  uprooting  from  the  breast  that  rear'd  it ! 
And  must  I  now  sweep  from  me  the  last  blossoms 
That  lie  and  wither  in  the  walk  of  life  1 
fancies !  .  .   mere  fancies !  .  .   let  me  cease  to 

waver. 

Vho  would  not  do  as  I  did  1    I  am  more 
A  man  than  others,  therefore  I  dare  more, 
And  suffer  more.     Such  is  humanity : 
can  not  halve  it.     Superficial  men 
lave  no  absorbing  passions  :  shallow  seas 
Are  void  of  whirlpools.    I  must  on,  tho'  loath. 


SCENE  V.    PALACE-GARDEN 

MAXIMIN  and  AGATHA. 
Maximin.  Courage  !  or  start  and  J^-ave  me.  Sobs 

indeed  ! 
'ack  those  up  for  young  girls  who  want  some 

comfits, 
ay,  by  my  soul,  to  see  grown  women  sob  it, 


SCENE   VII.] 


PEA  RUPERT. 


571 


As  thou  dost,  even  wert  them  not  my  sister, 
Smites  on  me  here  and  whets  my  sword  at  once. 
It  maddens  me  with  choler  .  .  for  what  else 
Can  shake  me  so  1    I  feel  my  eyes  on  fire. 
He  shall  pay  dear  for  it,  the  cursed  Frate. 
Agatha.  Why,  Maximin,  0  why  didst  thou  con- 
sent 
To  meet  the  friar  again  ? 

Maximin.  To  make  him  serve  thee. 

Agatha.  Poverty  rather  !  want .  .  even  infamy. 
Maximin.  Did'st  thou  not  pity,  would'st  not 

serve,  the  queen  1 
Agatha.  Oh  might  I !  might  I !  she  alone  on 

earth 

Is  wretcheder :  my  soul  shall  ever  bend 
Before  that  sacredest  supremacy. 
Maximin.  Come  with  me :  we  will  talk  about 

the  means. 

Agatha.  But,  be  thou  calm. 
Maximin.  A  lamb. 

He  little 

thinks  [Aside. 

To  see  the  lamb  turn  round  and  bite  the  butcher. 

Agatha !  Agatha !  while  I  repeat 
Thy  name  again,  freshness  breathes  over  me. 
What  is  there  like  it1?    Why,  'tis  like  sweet  hay 
To  rest  upon  after  a  twelve  hours'  march, 
Clover,  with  all  its  flowers,  an  arm's  length  deep. 


SCENE  VI.    NAPLES.    PALACE  OF  BUTELLO. 
BUTELLO  and  RUPERT. 

Butello  (reads).  "  We,  Urban,  by  the  grace  of 
God  .  ." 

Rupert.         Well,  well ; 
That  is  all  phrase  and  froth ;  dip  in  the  spoon 
A  little  deeper ;  we  shall  come  at  last 
To  the  sweet  solids  and  the  racy  wine. 

Butello.  Patience,  good  Frate,  patience  ! 

Rupert.  Now,  Butello, 

If  I  cried  patience,  wouldst  not  thou  believe 
I  meant  delay  ?     So  do  not  cry  it  then. 
Read  on  .  .  about  the  middle.     That  will  do  .  . 
Pass  over  love,  solicitude,  grief,  foresight, 
Paternal  or  avuncular.     Push  on  .  . 
There  .  .  thereabout. 

Butello.  Lift  off  thy  finger,  man, 

And  let  me,  in  God's  name,  read  what  wants 
reading. 

Rupert.    Prythee   be   speedy  .  .    Where  thou 
seest  my  name  .  . 

Butello  (reads).  "  If  that  our  well-beloved  Frate 

Rupert 

Shall,  by  his  influence  thereunto  directed 
By  the  blest  saints  above,  and  the  good  will 
Which  the  said  Frate  Rupert  ever  bore  us, 
Before  the  expiration  of  one  month, 
So  move  the  heart  of  Carlo  of  Durazzo 
That  the  said  Carlo  do  invade  and  seize  .  . 

Rupert.  What  would  his  Holiness  have  next  ? 

Butello.  Wait,  wait. 

"  Naples,  a  kingdom  held  by  our  permission  .  . 


Rupert.  Ho !  is  that  all  ?    'Tis  done. 

Butetto.  Hear  me  read  on. 

"  From  those  who  at  this  present  rule  the  same  . . 

Rupert.   This  present  is  already  past.     I  've 
won. 

Butello.  "  And    shall    consign  a    princely  fief 

thereof, 

Hereditary,  to  our  foresaid  nephew 
Gieronimo  Butello,  We,  by  power 
Wherewith  we  are  invested,  will  exalt 
Our  trusty  well-beloved  Frate  Rupert 
Unto  the  highest  charge  our  Holy  Church 
Bestows  upon  her  faithful  servitors." 

Rupert.  Would  not  one  swear  those  words  were 

all  engrossed, 

And  each  particular  letter  stood  bolt-upright, 
Captain'd  with  taller  at  the  column-head  ? 
What  marshall'd  files  !  what  goodly  companies  ! 
And,  to  crown  all,  the  grand  heaven-sent  com- 
mission 

Seal'd  half-way  over  with  green  wax,  and  stiff 
With  triple  crown,  and  crucifix  below  it. 
Give  me  the  paper. 

Butello.  Why  ] 

Rupert  (impatient).  Give  me  the  paper. 

Butello.  His  Holiness  hath  signed  it. 

Rupert.  Let  me  see. 

Butello.  Look. 

Rupert.  Nay  but  give  it  me. 

Butello.  A  piece  of  paper  ! 

Rupert.  .  .  Can  not  be  worth  a  principality. 

Butello  (giving  it).  There  then. 

Rupert.          What  dukedom  has  the  grandest 
sound  1 

Butello.  Dukedom !  the  Pope  says  principality. 

Rupert.  Thou  soon  shalt  blazon. 

Butello.  I  rely  on  you  : 

Adieu,  my  lord ! 

Rupert.  My  prince,  adieu  ! 

[Alone].  Who  knows 

If  this  will  better  me  !    Away  from  court  1       • 
No ;  never.  Leave  the  people  ?  When  he  leaves  it, 
The  giant  is  uplifted  off  the  earth 
And  loses  all  his  strength.     My  foot  must  press  it. 
Durazzo,  in  things  near,  is  shrewd  and  sighted  : 
I  may  not  lead  him.     If  I  rule  no  more 
This  kingdom,  yet  ere  long  my  tread  may  sound 
Loud  in  the  conclave,  and  my  hand  at  last 
Turn  in  their  golden  wards  the  keys  of  heaven. 


SCENE  VII.    CASTLE  OF  MURO. 

GIOVANNA  and  AGATHA. 
Giovanna.  Both  mind  and  body  in  their  soundest 

state 

Are  always  on  the  verge  of  a  disorder, 
And  fear  increases  it :  take  courage  then. 

Agatha.  There  is  an  error  in  the  labyrinth 
Of  woman's  life  whence  never  foot  returns. 
Giovanna.  Hath  God  said  that  1 
Agatha.  0  lady !  man  hath  said  it. 

Giovanna.  He  built  that  labyrinth,  he  led  that 
foot 


572 


FRA  RUPERT. 


[ACT  in. 


Into  it,  and  there  left  it.    Shame  upon  him ! 
I  take  thee  to  my  service  and  my  trust. 
To  love  the  hateful  with  prone  prudent  will 
Is  worse  than  with  fond  unsuspiciousness 
To  fall  upon  the  bosom  of  the  lovely, 
The  wise  who  value  us,  the  good  who  teach  us, 
The  generous  who  forgive  us  when  we  err. 

Agatha.  Oh  !  I  have  no  excuse. 

Giovanna.  She  stands  absolved 

Before  her  God  who  says  it  as  thou  sayst  it. 
I  have  few  questions  for  thee  :  go,  be  happier. 
I  owe  thy  brother  more  than  I  can  pay, 
And  would,  when  thou  hast  leisure,  hear  what 

chance 

Rais'd  up  a  friend  where  the  ground  seem'd  so 
rough. 

Agatha.  Leave  me  no  leisure,  I  beseech  of  you  : 
I  would  have  cares  and  sorrows  not  my  own 
To  cover  mine  from  me :  I  would  be  questioned, 
So  please  you,  I  may  else  be  false  in  part, 
Not  being  what  eyes  bedim'd  with  weeping  see  me. 

Giovanna.  You  come,  'tis  rumour'd  here,  from 

Hungary. 

My  infant  was  torn  from  me  by  his  uncle 
And  carried  into  Hungary. 

Agatha.  I  saw  it. 

Giovanna.  Saw  it !  my  infant !  to  have  seen  my 

infant, 
How  blessed  !  Was  it  beautiful  1  strong  1  smiling  ? 

Agatha.   It  had  mild  features   and   soft  sun- 
bright  hair, 
And  seem'd  quite  happy. 

Giovanna.  No,  poor  thing,  it  was  not ; 

It  often  wanted  me,  I  know  it  did, 
And  sprang  up  in  the  night  and  cried  for  me, 
As  I  for  it . .  at  the  same  hour,  no  doubt. 
It  soon  soon  wasted  .  .  And  you  saw  my  child  ! 
I  wish  you  would  remember  more  about  him  .  . 
The  little  he  could  say  you  must  remember  .  . 
Repeat  it  me. 

Agatha.  Ah  lady  !  he  was  gone, 

And  angels  were  the  first  that  taught  him  speech. 

Giocanna.    Happier   than    angels    ever  were 
before  ! 

Agatha.  He  happier  too  ! 

Giovanna.  Ah  !  not  without  his  mother  ! 

Go,  go,  go  .  .  There  are  graves  no  time  can  close. 


ACT   III. 

SCENE  I.  NAPLES.   PALACE. 
DURAZZO.    RUPERT.    HERALD.    OFFICERS. 
Durazzo.  I  thought  I  heard  a  trumpet.     But 

we  reel 

After  we  step  from  shipboard,  and  hear  trumpets 
After  we  ride  from  battle.    'Twas  one.    Hark  ! 
It  sounds  again.     Who  enters? 

Officer.  Please  your  Highness  ! 

A  herald  claims  admittance. 

Durazzo.  Let  him  in. 

Rupert.   Now  for  disguises ;   now  for  masks ; 
steel,  silk ; 


Nothing  in  these  days  does  but  maskery. 
Pages  talk,  sing,  ride  with  you,  sleep  beside  you, 
For  years  :  behold-ye  !  some  fine  April-day 
They  spring  forth  into  girls,  with  their  own  faces, 
Tricks,  tendernesses . .  ne'er  a  mark  of  saddle  ! 

(HERALD  enters). 
Bacco  !  this  is  not  one  of  them,  however ! 

Durazzo.  Well,  sir,  your  message. 

Herald.  Herald  from  duke  Otho, 

I  bring  defiance  and  demand  reply. 

Dv,razzo.  I  know  duke  Otho's  courage,  and  ap- 
plaud 

His  wisdom.    Tell  duke  Otho  from  king  Carlo, 
I  would  in  his  place  do  the  very  same  : 
But,  having  all  I  want,  assure  your  lord 
I  am  contented. 

Rupert.  Blessed  is  content. 

Durazzo.  Now,  should  duke  Otho  ever  catch 

the  reins 

(For  all  things  upon  earth  are  changeable) 
He  can  not  well  refuse  the  turn  he  tries, 
But  will  permit  me  to  contend  with  him 
For  what  at  present  I  propose  to  keep. 

Herald.  If  then  your  Highness  should  refuse  the 

encounter, 
Which  never  knight,  and  rarely  king,  refuses  . . 

Durazzo.  Hold,  sir !  All  kings  are  knights.  The 
alternative  1 

Herald.  None  can  there  be  where  combat  is 

declined. 

He  would  not  urge  in  words  the  queen's  release, 
But  burns  to  win  it  from  a  recreant  knight. 

Durazzo.  Did  Otho  say  it? 

Herald.  Standing  here  his  herald, 

I  have  no  voice  but  his. 

Durazzo.  You  may  have  ears : 

Hear  me   then,   sir !      You  know,  all  know  at 

Naples, 

The  wife  and  husband  are  as  near  at  present 
As  ever,  though  the  knight  and  lady  not. 
She,  when  she  married  him,  declined  his  love, 
And  never  had  he  hers :  Taranto  won  it, 
And,  when  he  squandered  it,  'twas  unretrieved. 

Herald.  Is  this,  sir,  for  my  ears  or  for  my  voice  ? 
My  voice  (it  is  a  man's)  will  not  convey  it. 

Durazzo  [to  guards].    Escort  the  herald  back 
with  honors  due.  .  [To  Rupert. 

What  think  you,  my  lord  bishop  of  Nocera  ] 

Rupert.  Troublesome  times !  troublesome  times 

indeed ! 

My  flock,  my  brethren  at  Nocera,  will, 
Must,  want  me  :  but  how  leave  my  prince,  a  prey 
To  tearing  factions,  godless,  kingless  men  ! 

Durazzo.  Never  mind  me,  good  father ! 

Rupert.  Mind  not  you  ? 

I  can  not  go  ;  I  would  not  for  the  world. 

Durazzo.  The  world  is  of  small  worth  to  holy 
men. 

Rupert.  I  will  not  hence  until  the  storm  be 
past. 

Durazzo.  After  a  storm  the  roads  are  heavier. 
Courage  !  my  good  lord  bishop  !    We  must  speed 
And  chaunt  our  Veni  Domine  at  Nocera. 


SCENE   III.] 


FRA  RUPERT. 


573 


Rupert.  Then  would  your  Highness .  . 
Durazzo.  Not  corporeally, 

But,  where  my  bishop  is,  I  am  in  spirit. 


Rupert  (alone).  So  !  this  is  king  . .  and  wit  too  ! 

that 's  not  kingly. 
Can  he  be  ignorant  of  who  I  am  ? 
They  will  show  fragments  of  this  sturdy  frock, 
Whence  every  thread  starts  visible,  when  all 
The  softer  nappery,  in  its  due  descent, 
Drops  from  the  women,  Carlo,  to  the  moths. 


SCENE  II.    APARTMENT  IN  THE  CASTLE  OP 
MURO. 

MAXIMIN  and  AGATHA. 

Maximin.  How  fares  thy  lady  ] 

Agatha.  As  one  fares  who  never 

Must  see  the  peopled  earth,  nor  hear  its  voice 
Nor  know  its  sympathy ;  so  fares  Giovanna; 
But,  pure  in  spirit,  rises  o'er  the  racks 
Whereof  our  world  is  only  one  vast  chamber. 

Maximin.  Dost  thou  enjoy  the  gardens,  fields, 
and  forests  ? 

Agatha.  Perfectly. 

Maximin.  Hast  a  palfrey  ? 

Agatha.  Had  I  ever  ? 

Reading  and  needlework  employ  the  day. 

Maximin.  Ah !   our  good  mother  little  knew 

what  pests 
Those  needles  and  those  books  are,  to  bright 

eyes; 

Rivals  should  recommend  them,  mothers  no. 
We  will  ride  out  together. 

Agatha.  On  what  horses  ? 

Maximin.  One  brought  me.    Are  the  queen's 
at  grass  ? 

Agatha.  >  We  have  none. 

Maximin.  Thou  art  hale,  Agatha,  but  how  enjoy 
Perfectly,  as  thou  sayest,  these  domains  *? 

Agatha.  By  looking  out  at  window  with  the 
queen. 

Maximin.  All  the  day  thro'  ? 

Agatha.  I  read  to  her  :  and  then, 

If  she  suspects  it  tires  me,  she  takes  up 
The  volume,  and  pretends  great  interest 
Just  there,  and  reads  it  out. 

Maximin.  True  history  ? 

Agatha.  History  she  throws  by. 

Maximin.  Then  sweet-heart  songs, 

Adventures? 

Agatha.        Some  she  reads,  and  over  some 
Tosses  her  work,  rises,  and  shuts  the  cover. 

Maximin.  I  would   not  shut  the   song-book. 

There  are  others 

That  show  within  them  gold-and-purple  saints, 
Heads  under  arm,  eyes  upon  platter,  laughing 
At  her  who  carries  them  and  lately  wore  them. 

Agatha.    Such  are  not  wanting. 

Maximin.  Pleasant  sights  enough  ! 

I  would  fain  see  them. 

Agatha.  Quite  impossible. 

Maximin.  On  feast-days  ? 


Agatha.  All  are  in  her  bedroom-closet. 

Maximin.  So  !  the  best  books  then  must  be  out 

of  sight, 

As  all  the  best  things  are !    What  are  her  pic- 
tures 1 

Agatha.    Chiefly   her   own    lost    family,  and 

those 
She  loved  the  most  in  it. 

Maximin.  0  for  a  glimpse  ! 

Tell  me  at  least  who  are  they. 

Agatha.  Good  king  Robert, 

Whose  face  she  often  kisses. 

Maximin.  None  more  worth  it  ] 

Agatha.  There  are  the  two  Marias  :  one  elate 
With  merriment,  her  eyes  orbs  wing'd  with  flame  ; 
Long  deep  and  dark  the  other's,  and  within 
Whose  cooler  fountains  blissfully  might  bathe 
A  silenter  and  (haply)  purer  love. 

Maximin.  I  should  be  glad  to  look  at  them,  but 

rather 
At  the  kind  queen  herself. 

Agatha.  That  thou  mayest  do. 

Maximin.  When] 

Agatha.  Now;  I  think  ;  for  having  heard  who 

'twas 

That  warned  her  of  her  danger  when  the  duke 
Rode  in,  she  wisht  to  thank  thee.  Come  with  me : 
I  must  first  enter  and  announce  your  name. 

Maximin.  I   thought  you   said  she  knew  it. 
Take  your  course. 


SCENE  III     CHAMBER  AT  MURO. 

GIOVANNA.    MAXIMIN.    AGATHA. 

Giovanna.  Accept  my  too  few  thanks,  sir,  for 

your  zeal .  . 
Maximin.  Fine  air,  my  lady  queen,   in   this 

high  tower ; 

Healthy  as  Hungary ;  may  you  enjoy  it 
These  many  days  ! 

Giovanna  (bending).  I  fancied  Hungary 
Was  moister,  leveler,  than  hereabout. 
Maximin.  We  have  a  plain  in   Hungary  on 

which, 

Just  in  the  middle,  all  of  Italy's 
You  shall  pin  down  nor  see  them  from  the  sides. 
And  then  what  cattle !  horse,  ox,  sheep !  God's 

blessing 

Upon  hard-working  men,  like  furlough  soldiers, 
And  rare  sport  at  the  foray,  when  the  Turk 
Might  seize  them  if  we  sent  them  not  to  quarters. 
Here  too  seems  nothing  wanting.    [Looking  round. 
Giovanna.  A  few  friends 

Were  welcome,  could  they  but  return,  whose  pen 
And  conversation  lighten'd  former  hours. 
Maximin.  Learned  ones  ;  ay  1 
Giovanna.  The  learned  came  around 

me. 

Maximin.  Whistle,  and  they  are  at  the  barley- 
corns, 

Wing  over  wing,  beak  against  beak,  I  warrant. 
I  knew  two  holy  friars,  as  holy  men 
As  ever  snored  in  sackcloth  after  sinning, 


574 


FRA  RUPERT. 


[ACT  in. 


And  they  were  learned.     What  now  was  the  up- 
shot? 

I  should  have  said  one's  crucifix  was  white, 
The  other's  black.    They  plied  mild  arguments 
In  disputation.    Brother,  was  the  term 
At  first,  then  rir,  then  nothing  worse  than  devil. 
But  those  fair  words,  like  all  fair  things,  soon 

dropt. 

Fists  were  held  up,  grins  in  the  face  grew  rife, 
Teeth  (tho'  in  these  one  had  the  better  of  it 
By  half  a  score)  were  closed  like  money-boxes 
Against  the  sinner  damn'd  for  poverty. 
At  last  the  learned  and  religious  men 
Fell  to  it  mainly,  crucifix  in  hand, 
Until  no  splinter,  ebony  or  linden, 
Was  left,  of  bulk  to  make  a  toothpick  of. 
Agatha.  Brother !  such  speech  is  here  irreve- 
rent. 
Giovanna.  Let  him  speak  on :  we  are  not  queens 

all  day. 

Soldiers  are  rivals  of  the  hierarchs, 
And  prone  to  jealousy,  as  less  at  ease, 
Less  wealthy,  and,  altho'  the  props  of  power, 
Less  powerful  and  commanding. 

Ufaximln.  Never  queen 

Spoke  truer.     I  bear  lusty  hate  to  them. 
Agatha.    Again  ]     0    Maxim  in !    before    our 

princes 
We  never  hate  nor  love. 

Maximin.  Then,  lady,  I 

Am  your  worst  vassal. 

Giovanna.  How  ? 

Maximin.  Being  taught  to  hate  you .  . 

God  pardon  me  !    None  but  the  frockt  could 

teach 

So  false  a  creed.    But  now  the  heart  let  loose 
Swings  quite  the  other  way.     Folks  say  they  love 
Their  princes :   sure   they  must    have  wrong'd 

them  first. 

I  turned  away  mine  eyes  from  your  young  beauty, 
And  muttered  to  my  beard,  and  made  it  quiver 
With  my  hard  breathing  of  hard  thoughts  :  but 

now 

Conspirators  shall  come  in  vain  against  you  : 
Here  ia  the  sill  they  tread  upon  who  enter. 


SCENE  IV.    RUPERT'S  CLOISTER. 

Rupert  (alone).  Fealty  sworn,  should  I  retract  so 

soon? 

I  will  live  quiet . .  no  more  crimes  for  me  . . 
When  this  is  fairly  over  . .  for  a  crime 
It  surely  is  . .  albeit  much  holier  men 
Have  done  much  worse  and  died  in  odour  after. 
They  were  spare  men,  and  had  poor  appetites, 
And  wanted  little  sleep.    '  Twont  do  with  me. 
Beside,  I  must  get  over  this  bad  habit 
Of  talking  to  myself.     One  day  or  other 
Some  fool  may  read  me,  mark  me,  and  do  hurt. 
And  furthermore . .  when  highest  dignities 
Invest  us,  what  is  there  to  think  about  ? 
What  need  for  cleverness,  wit,  circumspection, 


Or  harm  to  any .  .  who  keep  still,  submiss, 
And  brush  not  in  attempting  to  pass  by. 

SCENE  V. 
STEPHEN  enters. 
So,  Stephen  !  we  Hungarians  are  sent  off. 

Stephen.  Your  Reverence  is  made  bishop,  we 

hear  say : 
As  for  all  us  .  . 

Rupert.  Lupins  .  .  when  times  are  good. 

Ah  !  thou  hast  bowels ;  thou  canst  pity  others. 

Stephen.  I  can  myself. 

Rupert.  I  all  my  countrymen. 

I  have  been  lately  in  that  happy  realm 
Our  native  land.  [Whispers. 

Her  kings  should  govern  here. 

Stephen.  And  everywhere.     What  loyal  subject 

doubts 
His  prince's  right  over  all  other  princes  1 

Rupert.  Here  are  sad  discontents.    The  prince 

Butello, 

Nephew  of  His  Beatitude  the  Pope, 
Can  not  yet  touch  this  principality. 
Durazzo,  our  sharp  king,  snatches  it  back, 
Altho'  the  kingdom  was  bestowed  on  him 
Under  this  compact. 

Stephen.  He  will  bring  down  bull 

And  thunder  on  his  crown.    The  pope's  own 
nephew ! 

Rupert.  No  less  a  man. 

Stephen.  If  there's  pope's  blood  in  him 

He  wont  stand  robbery. 

Rupert.  We  owe  obedience 

To  kings .  .  unless  a  higher  authority 
Dissolves  it. 

Stephen.  Doubtless  :  but  what  kings  ? 

our  own 
Say  I. 

Rupert.         0  Stephen !  say  it,  say  it  softly. 
Few  ears  can  open  and  can  close  like  mine. 

Stephen  (aside).    Ah !  how  good  men  all  over 
are  maligned ! 

Rupert.    I  would  not   trust  another  soul   on 

earth .  . 

But  others  must  be  trusted.     Lucky  they 
Who  first  bring  over  to  right  ways  the  brave, 
First  climb  the  pole  and  strip  the  garland  off 
With  all  its  gold  about  it.     Then  what  shouts  ! 
What  hugs  i  what  offers !  dowers,  in  chests,  in 

farms.  . 

Ah  !  these  are  worldly  things  too  fondly  prized ! 
But  there  are  what  lie  deeper ;  the  true  praise 
Of  loyalty,  of  sanctity. 

Stephen  (pondering).  'Tis  pleasant 

To  look  into  warm  chest  with  well- wrought  hinges 
That  turn  half-yearly.     Pleasant  too  are  farms 
When  harvest-moons  hang  over  them,  and  wanes 
Jolt  in  the  iron-tinged  rut,  and  the  white  ox 
Is  call'd  by  name,  and  patted  ere  pull'd  on. 

Rupert.  These  are  all  thine.    I  have  lived  many 

days 

And  never  known  that  man  unprospcrous 
Who  served  our  holy  church  in  high  emprize. 


SCENE    II.] 


FR-A  RUPERT 


575 


Stephen.  If  so,  I  wish  I  could. 

Rupert.  Wish  we  had  kings 

Who  keep  their  words  like  ours  of  Hungary. 

Stephen.  Just. 

Rupert.          I  have  half  a  mind  to  let  Elizabeth 
Know  what  a  zealous  subject,  what  a  brave, 
Her  daughter  has  at  Naples. 

Stephen.  Would  she  give  me 

(For  thanks   in   these   hard   times   are  windy) 

money  1 
Think  you  ? 

Rupert.  Don't  squander  all  away.     Few 

know 

Its  power,  its  privilege.     It  dubs  the  noble, 
It  raises  from  the  dust  the  man  as  light, 
It  turns  frowns  into  smiles,  it  makes  the  breath 
Of  sore  decrepitude  breathe  fresh  as  morn 
Into  maternal  ear  and  virgin  breast. 

Stephen.  Is  that  all  it  can  do  ?    I  see  much 

farther. 

I  see  full  twenty  hens  upon  the  perch, 
I  see  fat  cheese  moist  as  a  charnel-house, 
I  see  hogs'  snouts  under  the  door,  I  see 
Flitches  of  bacon  in  the  rack  above. 

Rupert.  Rational  sights  !  fair  hopes  !  unguilty 

wishes ! 

I  am  resolved  :  I  can  refrain  no  longer  : 
Thou  art  the  man  for  prince  to  rest  upon, 
The  plain,  sound,  sensible,  straitforward  man, 
No  courtier .  .  or  not  much  of  one  .  .  but  fit 
To  show  courts  what  they  should  be.     Hide  this 

letter. 

Mind !  if  thou  losest  it,  or  let'st  an  eye 
Glance  on  it,  I  may  want  the  power  again 
To  serve  thee  :  thou  art  ruin'd.     The  new  king 
Might  chide  and  chafe  should  Rupert  ask  another 
To  forward  any  suit  he  would  prefer 
For  friend  or  kindred.     Since  thou  must  return 
To  Hungary,  thou  shalt  not  go  ill-fed. 
'Tis  to  the  queen's  confessor ;  look  at  it ; 
Now  put  it  up ;  now,  godson  of  our  Saint ! 
Take   this  poor  purse,  and,  honest   soul !  this 

blessing. 

Guides  thou  shalt  have  all  the  first  day,  and  rules 
How  to  go  forward  on  the  road :  so  speed  thee  ! 


ACT  IV. 

SCENE  I.    CASTLE  OP  MURO. 

GIOVANNA,  AGATHA. 

Oiovanna.  Long  have  we  lived  in  one  imprison- 
ment; 

Our  tears  have  darkened  many  a  thread  about 
Each  distaff,  at  the  whitening  half-spent  fire 
On  winter-night ;  many  a  one  when  deep  purple 
Cloath'd  yonder  mountain  after  summer-day, 
And  one  sole  bird  was  singing,  sad  though  free. 
Death,  like  all  others,  hath  forgotten  me, 
And  grief,  methinks,  now  growing  old,   grows 

lighter. 

Agatha.  To  see  you  smile  amid  your  grief,  con- 
soles me. 


Giovanna.  I  never  wanted  confidence  in  you, 
Yet  never  have  I  opened  my  full  mind, 
Keeping  some  thoughts  secreted,  altho'  bent 
To  draw  them  out  before  you.     They  have  lain 
Like  letters  which,  however  long  desired, 
We  cover  with  the  hand  upon  the  table 
And  dare  not  open. 

Agatha.  If  relief  there  be, 

Why  pause  ]  if  not,  why  blame  your  diffidence  ? 

Giovanna.  Fostered  too  fondly,  I  shot  up  too 

tall 

In  happiness :  it  wasted  soon.     Taranto 
Had  my  first  love ;  Andrea  my  first  vow, 
And  warm  affection,  which  shuts  out  sometimes 
Love,  rather  than  embraces  it.     To  lose  him 
Pained  me,  God  knows !    and  worse    (so  lost !) 

than  all 

The  wild  reports  Hungarians  spread  about  me. 
My  first  admirer  was  my  first  avenger. 
He,  laying  at  my  feet  his  conquering  sword, 
Withdrew.  Two  years  elapst,  he  urged  the  dangers 
That  still  encompast  me ;  recall'd  our  walks, 
Our  studies,  our  reproofs  for  idling,  smiled 
By  (0  kind  man  !)  the  grandfather  of  both. 
I  bade  him  hope.     Hope  springs  up  at  that  word 
And  disappears ;  Love,  radiant  Love,  alights. 
Taranto  was  my  joy;  my  heart  was  full : 
Alas  !  how  little  can  the  full  heart  spare  ? 
I  paus'd  .  .  because  I  ill  might  utter  it .  . 
In  time  he  turn'd  his  fancies  to  another. 
Wretchedest  of  the  wretched  was  I  now  ; 
But  gentle  tones  much  comforted  my  anguish, 
Until  they  ended ;  then  loud  throbs  confused 
The  treasured  words;  then  heavy  sleep  opprest  me. 
I  was  ashamed .  .1  am  ashamed .  .  yet  (am  I 
Unwomanly  to  own  it  ?)  when  he  loved 
One  only,  I  was  driven  to  despair ; 
When  more .  .  Adieu  Taranto  !  cried  my  heart 
And  almost  sank  thro'  sorrow  into  peace. 
0  that  fresh  crimes  in  him  should  solace  me ! 
My  life  of  love  was  over,  when  his  spirit 
Flew  from  my  lips,  and  carried  my  forgiveness 
On  high,  for  Heaven's. 

Wars  burst  forth  again ; 
He  who  defended  me  from  their  assaults 
Saw  in  me  what  to  love,  but  whom  to  love 
He  found  not  in  me. 

"  If  my  confidence, 

My  gratitude,"  said  I,  "  suffice  thee,  Otho, 
Here  is  my  hand." 

He  took  it,  and  he  wept. 
Brave  man  !  and  let  me  also  weep  for  thee ! 

Agatha.  Not  beauteous  youth  enrobed  in  royal 

purple 
And  bright  with  early  hope,  have  moved  you  so. 

Giovanna.  Record  not  either ;  let  me  dwell  on 

Otho; 

The  thoughts  of  him  sink  deeper  in  my  pillow ; 
His  valiant  heart  and  true  one  bleeds  for  me. 


SCENE  IL  COURT- YARD  OF  MURO. 

MAXIMIN  and  STEPHEN. 
Stephen.  Maximin  !  art  thou  close  ? 


576 


FRA  RUPERT. 


[ACT  iv. 


Maximin.  Yea,  close  enough, 

Altho  I  have  the  whole  court-yard  to  cool  in. 

Stephen.  I  meant  not  that. 

Maximin.  A  baton  to  a  pike 

Thou  didst  not ;  else  thou  hadst  not  spoken  it. 

Stephen.  Some  folks  think  better  of  my  under- 
standing. 

Maximin.  None  of  thy  heart :  give  me  thy  fist 
then,  Stephen. 

Stephen.  That  sets  all  right. 

Maximin.  What  brought  thee  hither  1 

Stephen.  What1? 

Maximin.  Hast  secrets  ? 

Stephen.  None  worth  knowing. 

Maximin.  No  man  has  : 

They  never  did  anyone  good. 

Stephen.  They  may. 

Maximin !  hast  commands  for  Hungary  ? 

Maximin.  For  Hungary  ? 

Stephen.  What !  is  there  no  such  place  ? 

Maximin.'  No,  by  my  soul !  nor  ever  will  for  me. 
Were  not  my  sister  here  about  her  duty, 
I  could  knock  out  my  brains  against  the  wall 
To  think  of  Hungary. 

Stephen.  Yet  thou  hast  there 

No  croft,  no  homestead,  pullet,  chick. 

Maximin.  Hast  thou  ] 

Stephen.  I  am  a  man  at  last.  Wert  thou  but  one  ! 

Maximin.  Stephen,  we  will  not  quarrel. 

Stephen.  I  am  rich 

I  meant  to  say. 

Maximin.  So  far  so  well :  however, 

Not  some  bold  thief  who  stands  some  ages  back 
(Tho'  better  there  than  nearer)  nor  some  bolder 
Who  twists  God's  word  and  overturns  his  scales, 
Nor  steel,  nor  soil  in  any  quantity, 
Nor  gold,  whose  chain  encompasses  the  globe, 
Nor  even  courage,  Stephen,  is  sufficient 
To  make  a  man  :  one  breath  on  Woman's  wrongs, 
Lifting  the  heart,  does  that. 

Stephen.  And  other  things. 

Maximin.  Chick,  pullet,  homestead,  croft ;  are 
these  our  makers  ? 

Stephen.  I  have  them  in  this  lining,  one  and  all. 

Maximin  (suspecting.)    Stephen !   I  could  show 

thee  the  duplicate 

In  the  same  hand.     He  who  fixt  me  at  Muro 
Will  fix  thee  too  in  some  such  place  as  firmly. 
What !  hast  no  heart  for  castles  ?  art  low-minded  ] 
How!  with  chick,  pullet,  homestead,  croft?    Sit 

down : 

Thou  didst  not  sweat  so  after  all  thy  walk 
As  thou  dost  now.     What  ails  thee,  man  ] 

Stephen.  What  ails  me  ! 

Nothing. 

Maximin.  But  did  Fra  Rupert,  did  he  truly 
Clap  thee  up  here  ?   Cleverly  done  !    Don't  blame 
him. 

n.  Blame  him  !  if  friar  he  were  not,  and 


moreover 

The  tadpole  of  a  bishop,  by  the  martyr ! 
I  would  run  back  and  grapple  with  his  weazon. 
Maximin.  He   is  too  cunning  for  us    simple 

men. 


Stephen.  For  thee,  it  seems,  he  has  been    .    . 

but  for  me, 

I,  man  or  child,  was  never  yet  out-witted. 
Maximin.  Ah !  we  all  think  so ;  yet  all  are,  by 

weaker. 
And  now  about  the  letter. 

Stephen.  Thee  he  trusted ; 

I  know  he  did ;  show  me  the  duplicate. 
Maximin.  Duplicates  are  not  written  first  nor 

shown  first. 

How  many  men  art  good  against  ? 
Stephen.  One  only. 

Maximin.    Then  five  might   overmaster   thee 

and  gag  thee, 

And  five  are  ready  in  the  Apennines  ; 
If  I  knew  where  exactly,  I  would  tell  thee. 
.  A  fiend  of  hell  in  frock  ! 

No,  not  so  bad  : 
He,  without  blame  or  danger  on  thy  part, 
Shall  build  thy  fortune. 

Stephen.  He  ?  I  scorn  the  thief .  . 

Beside  . .  he  would  not. 

Maximin.  Would  or  not,  he  shall. 

[STEPHEN  hesitates. 
Am  I  an  honest  man  ? 
Stephen  Why  !  as  men  go. 

Maximin.  Give  me  the  letter  then,  and,  on  my 

life, 

It  shall  do  more  and  better  for  thee  much 
Than  placed  in  any  other  hands  but  mine. 

[An  Officer  passes. 
Ho  !  Captain  !  see  an  honest  man  at  last, 

[Giving  him  the  letter. 
And  you  the  very  one  he  came  about. 
Stephen  (threatening  MAXIMIN.)  Traitor ! 
Maximin.  A  traitor,  with  a  vengeance,  is  he. 
Stephen.  Hangman ! 
Maximin.  Thou  needst  not  call  him;  he  will 

come 
Presently.  [To  the  Officer. 

This  poor  hind  hath  saved  the  prince 
From  insurrection,  from  invasion.    Read. 

[Officer  reads. 

The  royal  favour  will  shine  warm  upon 
One  friend  of  mine. 

Officer.  Be  sure  :  he  will  be  made. 

'Tis  but  our  service  . .  We  must  not  complain  .  . 
Tho'  there  are  things,  of  late,  which  soldiers'  crops 
Swell  high  against.    We  captains . . 
Maximin.  Ay,  we  captains  ! . . 

Officer.   I  must  be  gone  to  Naples;   so  must 

thou 

My  gallant  grey-coat.  [Goes  out. 

Maximin.  Tell  me  how  thou  earnest 

To  Muro,  of  all  places  in  the  world, 
It  lies  so  wide  of  any  road  to  Hungary. 

Stephen.  Fra  Rupert  bade  me  follow  at  mid-day 
A  band  of  holy  mendicants,  due-south, 
To  baffle  all  suspicion  :  the  next  morn 
To  cross  the  mountains  on  my  left,  and  turn 
Northward,  and  then  take  boat  by  Pesaro. 
While  they  were  stretcht  along  the  levelest  tiles 
In  the  best  chamber . .  being  mendicants  .  . 
Each  on  his  sheepskin  . .  for  they  love  soft  lying . . 


SCENE  III.] 


FRA  RUPERT. 


577 


Of  grand  farm-house ;  and  while  nighthawk  and 

grillo 

Fought  for  it  which  should  sing  them  first  to  sleep ; 
And  while  aside  them,  in  brass  pot  unfathom'd, 
The  rich  goat-whey  was  ripening  for  next  break- 
fast, 

I  thought  of  my  far  sheep  and  my  near  friend  ; 
My  near  friend  first ;  and  so,  by  luck,  here  am  I. 
Maximin.    But  how  didst  dream   that    thou 

shouldst  find  me  here  ] 
Stephen.  Who,  in  the  Virgin's  name,  should  first 

step  up, 

After  I  bade  the  mendicants  good-bye, 
Who  but  Augustin !    Much  about  our  country, 
Mops,  wakes,  fairs,  may-poles,    gipsy-girls,    and 

fortunes, 

When  suddenly,  as  one  that  knew  them  all, 
He  whisper'd  thou  wert  at  this  Muro  here, 
Some  twenty  miles,  or  near  upon  it,  off. 
I  must  fain  see  thee.    After  three  hours'  walk 
I  ask  the  distance  :  twenty-five  miles  scant. 
At  night  I  supt  and  slept  with  an  old  shepherd  : 
His  dog  soon  crope  betwixt  us,  so  genteely, 
I  should  have  never  known  it,  but  his  nose 
Was  cold  against  my  ear,  and,  when  I  turn'd, 
A  snag  or  two  was  at  it . .  without  harm. 
Morning  blew  sharp  upon  us  from  the  hills. 
"  How  far  are  we  from  Muro,  my  good  man  1 " 
Said  I,  and  dipt  my  olive  in  the  salt. 
"  Scant  thirty  miles."    Let  never  man  believe 
In  luck  !    I  overturned  the  salt,  alert 
To  hurry  on ;  yet  here  thou  seest  me,  rich . . 
Sleeping  six  hours  in  winter,  five  in  summer. 
Maximin,  (pondering.)  Augustin  told  thee  I  was 

here  !    Augustiu  ! 

How  should  he  know  1    One  only  knew  beside 
The  friar :  he  never  would  have  told :  she  told 

him.  [Walks  about  impatiently. 

Augustin  has  smooth  locks  and  fresh  complexion, 
And  heels  for  dance  and  voice  for  dulcimer, 
Rare  articles  at  finding  secrets  out : 
But,  with  thy  slanting  face,  and  arm  curl'd  round 
The  inside  canework  of  a  padded  chair, 
And  leg  oblique  slid  negligently  under, 
If  thou  wouldst  keep  them  nicely  in  repair 
Ferret  no  more  my  secrets  out,  Augustin  ! 

Officer  (returned).  Ready]  my  dapple  grey  !  ready 

for  Naples  ? 

Stephen.  Not  without  Maximin.    By  his  advice 
I  call'd  you  in  to  help  us  :  he  shall  have 
His  share. 

Maximin.  When  our  blythe  king  sniffs  up  the 

wind, 

And  sees  the  clouds  roll  mainly  from  the  north, 
And  finds  Giovanna's  enemies  advance, 
He  may  be  kinder  to  her :  so,  commander, 
If  you  believe  I  did  my  duty  now, 
Let  me  confirm  the  letter  you  convey. 
Officer.  Canst  thou  add  aught  ? 
Maximin.         Much,  were  there  much  required. 
Officer.  Come  then  along :  we  will  drink  gold 

to-morrow. 


SCENE  HI.    MONASTERY  GARDENS. 


Rupert  (alone).  I  must  have  peace :  I  can  not 

live  without  it : 

Only  few  years  (who  knows)  may  yet  remain. 
They  shall  not  hurt  the  queen  :  in  part  the  harm 
Would  be  my  doing.     But  then  Maximin  . . 
He  too . .  yet  why  not  let  him  die  in  battle  1 
Battles  there  will  be  :  kings  are  all  tenacious 
Of  their  king-life  :  Italians  are  astute, 
Hungarians  valiant :  two  stout  swords  must  clash 
Before  one  break. 

That  Agatha,  that  Agatha 
Troubles  me  most  of  all !  Suppose  she  comes 
Into  my  very  palace  at  Nocera, 
And  tells  the  people  what  the  bishop  did  ! 
Never  was  blow  cruel  like  this  since  Herod. 
Giovanna  must  then  live,  if  for  her  sake 
Alone  ;  for  such  her  tenderness,  her  truth, 
She  '11  not  abandon  her  while  life  remains. 


SCENE  IV.  PALACE  IN  NAPLES. 

DURAZZO.    CHANCELLOR.    PRIVY-COUNSELLORS. 
Durazzo.  Speak,  my  lord  chancellor :  you  now 

have  read 
The  letter  through  :  can  doubt  remain  upon  it  1 

[CHANCELLOR  shakes  his  head. 

Gentleman  !  you  have  heard  it :  what  think  you  1 

first  Counsellor.  Traitorous-,  if  there  be  treason. 

Second  Counsellor.  Sentence  then. 

Chancellor.    Powerful  is   Rupert :   many  think 

him  saintly, 

All  know  him  wise  and  wary  :  he  has  friends 
In  every  house,  and  most  among  the  women. 
Such  men  are  dangerous  to  impeach  :  beside, 
Being  now  bishop  .  . 

Durazzo.  Not  quite  yet :  appointed, 

Not  seated. 

Chancellor.  No  ?  This  changes  the  whole  aspect. 

Once  bearing  that  high  dignity,  once  throned  . . 

Durazzo.  I  like  no  thrones  that  narrow  mine 

too  much,  [them. 

And  wonder  wherefore  clergymen  should  mount 

Chancellor.  However,  sir,  since  such  hath  been 

the  custom 

From  barbarous  times . . 

Durazzo.  Till  times  herein  as  barbarous . . 

Chancellor.  . .  We  must  observe  the  usage  of  the 

realm, 
And  keep  our  hands  from  touching  things  held 

sacred. 

Few  .flays  ago,  for  lighter  crimes  the  friar 
Might  have  been  punisht  with  severity. 
First  Counsellor.  Even  now,  although  his  legs 

begin  to  sprout 

With  scarlet  plumage,  we  may  crop  his  crest  ; 
But  better  on  the  beam  than  in  the  yard. 

Third   Counsellor.     It    would    put    by    much 

bickering. 

Fourth  Counsellor.  There  are  many 
Expectants,  holy  men,  who  would  condemn 
In  any  court  ecclesiastical 


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[ACT  v. 


Appeal  so  manifest  to  foreign  force, 

And  strip  him  to  the  skin  to  wash  him  clean. 

Fifth  Counsellor.  And  there  are  civil  laws  which 

tread  on  velvet 

And  leave  no  scandal  when  they  pass  the  door; 
Modest  and  mild  and  beautifully  drest, 
And  void  of  all  loquacity,  all  pomp  ; 
They,  should  you  ask  them  what  they  are,  reply 
"  We  are  not  laws ;  we  are  prerogatives." 

Carlo.  Paoluccio  !  wit  may  give  the  best  advice. 
Par  be  from  me  all  violence.     If  the  criminal 
Be  strong  and  boisterous,  the  ecclesiastical 
Craving  and  crafty,  swift  or  slow  at  pleasure, 
At  least  our  civil  laws  are  excellent, 
And  what  you  call  prerogatives  are  civil. 

Paoluccio.  I  class  them  so. 

Many  at  once.  They  are  the  best  of  all. 

Carlo.  I  will  pursue  this  counsel. 

You  may  rise. 

ACT  V. 

SCENE  L      CASTLE  OP  MTJRO. 

GIOVANNA.    AGATHA.    OTHO.    Officers. 

Giovanna.  What  shouts  are  those  1  whose  voice, 

above  them  all, 

Above  the  neighing  horse  and  trumpet's  clang, 
Calls  to  the  rescue  ?    Can  I  doubt? . . 

MyOtho! 

My  Otho  !  rush  not  rashly  into  fight : 
Thou  canst  not  free  me. 

Agatha.  He  has  beat  them  off .  . 

He  enters. 

Officer.        Yes,  he  enters. 
Otho  (wounded  mortally).        Take  the  ransom  . . 
'Tis  small . .  'tis  only  one  worn  life  . .  and  loose  her. 
Giovanna.  Not  from  thy  neck,  my  Otho,  while 

thou  livest, 
Or  while  I  live. 

Otho.  Giovanna  hath  embraced  me . . 

I  now  have  lived . .  life  should  be  over  now. 

Officer.  His  breath  is  gone  :   bear  him  away : 
the  king       [Points  to  the  QUEEN,  who  swoons. 
May  have  commands  for  her. 

Agatha.         My  queen  !  my  queen  ! 
My  friend  !  my  comforter !    Oh  !  that  no  more. 

[Falls. 

SCENE  H.     PALACE,  NAPLES. 

MARGARITA.    DURAZZO. 

Margarita.  I  can  not  see  what  mighty  things 

indeed 

My  aunt  Giovanna  ever  did  for  me  : 
Can  you  ? 

Durazzo.  They  long  are  over,  if  she  did. 

Margarita.  Beside . . 

Durazzo.  Now  what  beside  1 

Margarita.  I  had  almost 

Said  such  a  foolish  thing  ! 

Durazzo.  You  !  Margarita  ! 

Margarita.  I  was  about  to  say  she  did  no  more 
For  me  than  you.     If  she  loved  me,  she  loved  me 
Because  she  loved  my  mother,  her  own  sister ; 
Where  is  the  wonder  ?  where  the  merit  1 


Durazzo.  None. 

Margarita.  She  even  loved  another  sister,  her 
Whom  people  call'd  Fiammetta ;  God  knows  why ; 
No    Christian     name,     nought    Christian-like 

about  it. 

She  was  the  one  of  Sicily,  who  fancied 
(0  shame  upon  her !)  somebody  .  .  a  writer. 

Durazzo.  What  writer  ? 

Margarita.  Is  not  that  enough  ?  a  writer  ! 

Durazzo.  There  is  not  much  to  thank  her  for, 

if  all 

Partake  of  her  affection,  even  those 
Who  sink  so  low. 

Margarita.  She  played  with  you  the  most  ; 

Perhaps  because  she  thought  you  like  her  child. 
She  did  show  pleasure  when  she  fondled  me ; 
But  'twas  not  to  make  me  the  happier, 
Although  it  did  so,  but  herself .  .  herself. 
Yet,  Carlo,  would  you  think  it !  there  are  times 
When  I  am  ready  to  desire  of  you 
That  you  would  let  her  out  of  such  a  den 
At  Muro. 

Durazzo.  Had  you  mentioned  it  before, 
As  wishing  it . .  why,  then  indeed . . 

Margarita.  So,  then, 

You  would  have  let  her  out?  How  very  kind  ! 

Durazzo.  If  we  could  have  persuaded  her  to  go. 

Margarita.  Persuaded  her?  what!  out  of  prison? 

Durazzo.  Do  not 

Term  it  so  harshly :  who  can  bear  to  hear 
Of  prisons  ? 

Margarita.  Is  the  tower  indeed  not  lockt 
Nor  bolted? 

Durazzo.  People  would  run  into  it 
And  trouble  her  devotions.    At  this  time 
She  needs  them  most  particularly. 

Margarita.  Why  ? 

Durazzo.  Her  health  declines. 

Margarita.  Is  she  in  danger  ? 

Durazzo.  Some. 

Margarita.  Imminent? 

Durazzo.  -There  are  fears. 

Margarita.  About  her  life  ? 

Durazzo.  Men  shake  their  heads. 

Margarita.  0  Carlo  !  0  my  Carlo  ! 

I  have  .  .  (will  God  forgive  me  ?)  been  ungrateful. 
And  all  this  time  !  .  .  when,  but  one  moment 

of  it  .  . 
My  hand  in  hers,  or  hers  upon  my  head  .  . 

Durazzo.  Hush  !  Margarita  !  thou  'rt  a  queen  : 

be  calm, 
And  worthy  of  the  station  we  enjoy. 

[He  leads  her  out. 

SCENE  ffl.    PALACE,  NAPLES. 

HIGH  STEWARD.    CHAMBERLAIN.    CHANCELLOR. 

DURAZZO. 

CJiamberlain.  Wary  and  slow  is  this  our  chan- 
cellor, 

Where  title-deeds  are  fluttering  in  suspense ; 
The  perill'd  life  and  honour  of  his  queen 
He  passes  as  he  would  a  wretch  in  chains 
On  the  road-side,  saying,  So  !  there  thou  art  ! 


SCENE    V.] 


FRA  RUPERT. 


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Lord  High  Steward.  We  want  such  men's  reli- 
gion, their  sound  sense, 
Coolness,  deliberation,  ponderous  front, 
Broad  and  dark  eyebrow.     Much  of  dignity 
Reverence  and  awe,  build  on  these  crags  alone. 

Lord  Chamberlain.  Ye  have  them  all  in  one.     I 

hear  his  foot : 
The  king  steps  lighter  :  both  advance. 

Lord  High  Steward.  Who  come 

Behind  ?  for  there  are  many. 

(DURAZZO,  CHANCELLOR,  COUNSELLORS,  enter.) 

Durazzo.  Take  your  seats. 

Gentlemen !  ye  have  heard  with  indignation 
The  rash  attempt  against  my  peace  and  yours, 
Made  by  the  Suabian,  husband  of  Giovanna. 

Lord  Chamberlain.  We  hear,  by  Heaven's  pro- 
tection of  your  Highness, 
It  fail'd. 

Lord  High  Steward.  And  that  he  fell  in  the  at- 
tempt. 

Durazzo.  Desperate,  he  cut  his  way,  tho'  wounded, 

thro' 

My  bravest  troops,  but  could  not  force  the  gate  ; 
Horsemen  are  weak  at  walls  nine  fathoms  high  ; 
He  had  scarce  twenty  with  him. 

Chancellor.  There  he  paid 

His  forfeit  life,  declared  already  traitor. 

Durazzo.  On  this  we  are  not  met,  but  to  deli- 
berate 

On  the  state's  safety.    My  lord-chancellor, 
Is  the  queen  guilty  ? 

Chancellor  (starts).  We  must  try  her  first, 
Privately ;  then  decide. 

Durazzo.  Yea,  privately  ; 

So  pleaseth  me.    Take  then  your  secretaries 
And  question  her ;  decorously,  humanely. 


SCENE  IV.  CASTLE  OF  MUKO. 

GIOVANNA.     CHANCELLOR.     HIGH  STEWARD. 
CHAMBERLAIN.     SECRETARIES. 

Chancellor.  Lady !  we  have  heard  all,  and  only 

ask 

(For  the  realm's  weal)  your  Highness  will  vouchsafe 
To  sign  this  parchment. 

Giotanna  (Taking  it).     What  contains  it] 

Chancellor.     Peace. 

Giovanna.  I  then  would  sign  it  with  my  blood  ; 

but  blood 
Running  from  royal  veins  never  sign'd  peace. 

(Reads.) 

It  seems  I  am  required  to  abdicate 
In  favor  of  Duke  Carlo  of  Durazzo. 

Chancellor.  Even  so. 

Giofanna  (To  the  others).  To  you  I  turn  me,  gen- 
tlemen ! 

If  ever  you  are  told  that  I  admitted 
His  unjust  claims,  if  ever  you  behold 
Sign'd,  as  you  fancy,  by  my  hand  the  parchment 
That  waives  our  kingdom  from  its  rightful  heir, 
Believe  it  not :  only  believe  these  tears, 
Of  which  no  false  one  ever  fell  from  me 
Among  the  many  'twas  my  fate  to  shed. 


I  want  not  yours ;  they  come  too  late,  my  friends  ; 
Farewell,  then !     You  may  live  and  serve  your 

country  ; 
These  walls  are  mine,  and  nothing  now  beyond. 


SCENE  V.    NAPLES. 

MAXLMIN.    STEPHEN. 

Maximin.  Among  the  idle  and  the  fortunate 
Never  drops  one  but  catafalc  and  canopy 
Are  ready  for  him  :  organ  raves  above, 
And  songsters  wring  their  hands  and  push  dull 

rhymes 

Into  dull  ears  that  worse  than  wax  hath  stopt, 
And  cherubs  puff  their  cheeks  and  cry  half-split 
With  striding  so  across  his  monument. 
Name  me  one  honest  man  for  whom  such  plays 
Were  ever  acted. 

They  will  ne'er  lay  Otho 
With  kindred  clay  !  no  helm,  no  boot  beside 
His  hurried  bier !  no  stamp  of  stately  soldier 
Angry  with  grief  and  swearing  hot  revenge, 
Until  even  the  paid  priest  turns  round  and  winks. 
I  will  away :  sick,  weary  .  . 

(STEPHEN  enters.) 

Stephen.  Hast  thou  heard 

The  saddest  thing? 

Maximin.  Heard  it  1 .  .  committed  it, 

Say  rather.     But  for  thee  and  thy  curst  gold, 
Which,  like  magician's,  turns  to  dust,  I  trow, 
I  had  received  him  in  the  gate,  and  brought 
The  treasure  of  his  soul  before  his  eyes : 
He  had  not  closed  them  so. 

Stephen.  Worst  of  it  all 

Is  the  queen's  death. 

Maximin.  The  queen's? 

Stephen.  They  stifled  her 

With  her  own  pillow. 

Maximin.  Who  says  that  ? 

Stephen.  The  man 

Runs  wild  who  did  it,  through  the  streets,  and 

howls  it, 

Then  imitates  her  voice,  and  softly  sobs 
"  Lay  me  in  Santa  Chiara." 


SCENE  VI.    NAPLES.    BEFORE  THE  PALACE. 
AMONG  GUARDS. 

MAXIMIN.     DURAZZO. 

Maximin.  Gallant  prince  ! 

Conqueror  of  more  than  men,  of  more  than  heroes ! 
What  may  that  soldier  merit  who  deserts 
His  post,  and  lets  the  enemy  to  the  tent  ? 

Durazzo.  Death  is  the  sentence. 

Maximin.  Sign  that  sentence  then. 

I  shall  be  found  beside  a  new-made  grave  - 
In  Santa  Chiara. 

Durazzo.          Art  thou  mad  ? 

Maximin.  I  shall  be 

If  you  delay. 

Durazzo  (  To  Guards).  See  this  maninto  Hungary. 

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[ACT  v. 


SCENE  VH.    NAPLES.    MONASTERY  GARDEN. 

Rupert  (Alone.)  There  are  some  pleasures  serious 

men  sigh  over, 

And  there  are  others  maniacs  hug  in  chains  : 
I  wonder  what  they  are  :  I  would  exchange 
All  mine  for  either,  all  that  e'er  were  mine. 
I  have  been  sadly  treated  my  whole  life, 
Cruelly  slighted,  shamefully  maligned  : 
And  this  too  will  be  laid  upon  my  shoulders. 
If  men  are  witty,  all  the  wit  of  others 
Bespangles  them ;  if  criminal,  all  crimes 
Are  shoveled  to  their  doors. 

God  knows  how  truly 
I  wisht  her  life ;  not  her  imprisonment 
More  truly.    Maximin  and  Agatha 
In  the  queen's  life  would  never  have  come  forth. 

Men  of  late  years  have  handled  me  so  roughly, 
I  am  become  less  gentle  than  I  was. 
Derision,  scoffs  and  scorns,  must  be  rebuft, 
Or  we  can  do  no  good  in  act  or  counsel. 
Respect  is  needful,  is  our  air,  our  day, 
'Tis  in  the  sight  of  men  we  see  ourselves, 
Without  it  we  are  dark  and  halt  and  speechless. 
Religion  in  respect  and  power  hath  being, 
And  perishes  without  them.     Power  I  hold  : 
Why  shun  men's  looks  ]  why  my  own  thoughts  ] 

. .  afraid  ] 

No,  I  am  not  afraid  :  but  phantasies 
Long  dwelt  on  let  us  thro'. 

If  I  do  quail, 
'Tis  not  the  mind,  the  spirit ;  'tis  the  body. 

A  Monk  (Entering).  Father  I  come  from  Muro, 

where  a  woman 

(Sickly  before)  for  days  refused  all  food, 
And  now  is  dead. 

Rupert.  What  is  her  name  ] 

•  Monk.  One  Agatha. 

Rupert.  Did  she  receive  the  holy  Sacrament  1 

Monk.  You  must  have  known  she  did,  else  why 

such  joy? 
She  would  receive  nought  else. 

Rupert.  Then  she  is  safe. 

Monk.  We  trust  in  God  she  is  :  yet  she  herself 
Had  pious  doubt. 

Rupert.  Of  what  was  her  discourse  ] 

Monk.  Her  mind,  ere  she  departed,  wandered 
from  her. 

Rupert.  What  did  she  talk  about]  dost  hear] 

Monk.  She  said, 

"  Rupert,  if  he  could  see  me,  might  be  "... 

Rupert.  What  ] 

Monk.  Her  mind,  observe,  was  wandering. 

Rupert.  Thine  is  too. 

Tell  me  the  very  word  she  uttered. 

Monk.  "  Saved." 

Blessings  upon  her !  your  uplifted  hands 
And  radiant  brow  announce  her  present  bliss. 

Rupert.  Said  she  no  more] 

Monk.  "  Since  he's  not  here,  take  these, 

And  let  the  friar  and  his  brotherhood 
Say  masses  for  my  soul :  it  may  do  good 
To  theirs  no  less." 

I  stoopt  the  holy  taper, 


And  through  her  fingers  and  her  palm  could  see 
That  she  held  something :  she  had  given  it 
But  it  dropt  out  of  them  :  this  crucifix, 
From  which  the  square-set  jewels  were  removed, 
And  this  broad  golden  piece,  with  its  long  chain 
Of  soft  dark  hair,  like  our  late  queen  Giovanna's. 
Rupert.    Her  medal  .  .  anno  primo  .  .   All 

goes  right. 

Monk.  Your  blessing ! 

Rupert.  Take  it,  pr'ythee,  and 

begone.  [Monk  goes. 

Nothing   has  hurt  me  :    none  have  seen   me. 

None] 

Ye  saints  of  heaven !  hath  ever  prayer  been  miss'd] 
Penance,  tho'  hard,  been  ever  unperform'd  ] 
Why  do  ye  then  abandon  me  ]  like  one 
Whom  in  your  wrath  ye  hurl  aside  ;  like  one 
Scathed  by  those  lightnings  which  God's  sleepless 

eye 

Smites  earth  with,  and  which  devils  underneath, 
Feeling  it  in  the  abysses  of  the  abyss, 
Rejoice  was  not  for  them. 

Repent  I  did  .  . 
Even  of  Agatha  I  did  repent. 
I  did  repent  the  noble  friends  had  fallen. 
Could  they  not  have  been  wiser,  and  escaped, 
By  curbing  evil  passions,  pride,  distrust, 
Defiance  ]    It  was  wrong  in  them  :  in  me 
'Twas  not  quite  well :  'twas  harsh,  'twas  merci- 
less : 

Andrea  had  not  done  it :  wrong'd,  betray'd, 
Andrea  had  not  done  it. 

Have  my  words 

Sorcery  in  them  ]  do  they  wake  the  dead  ] 
Hide  thy  pale  face,  dear  boy  !  hide  from  my  sight 
Those  two  dark  drops  that  stain  thy  scanty  beard, 
Hide  those  two  eyes  that  start  so !    Curse  me, 

kill  me ; 

'Twere  mercy,  'twere  compassion,  not  revenge  ; 
Justice,  the  echo  of  God's  voice,  cries  More  ! 
I  can  endure  all  else. 

I  will  arise, 

Push  off  this  rack  that  rends  me,  rush  before  him 
And  ask  him  why  he  made  me  what  I  am. 

(Enter  Ofiicers.) 
First  Officer.  Traitor !  the  king  hath  traced  all 

thy  devices. 
Rupert.  Without  them  he  had  ne'er  been  what 

ye  style  him. 

Second  Officer.  Avowest  thou  thy  perfidy  ] 
Rupert.  And  his. 

Third  Officer.  Murderer !  thou  shalt  confess. 
Rupert.  'Twere  royal  bounty. 

Third  Officer.  And  die. 
Rupert.  'Twere  more  than  royal. 

First  Officer.  Come  thy  way. 

Rupert.  My  way]  my  way  ] . .  I've  trayell'd  it 

enough, 

With  or  without  thee  1  will  take  another. 
Second  Officer.  Whither ! 
Rupert  (Points  to  the  window.)  Look  yonder ! 
There  it  lies.  [Stabs  himself . 

Andrea ! 


SCENE   VI.] 

First  Officer  (After  a  pause).  Merciful  God  !  end 

thus  his  many  crimes  ? 
Third  Officer  (After  a  pause).  What  moans  and 

piteous  waitings  from  the  street ! 
Second  Officer.    Can  they  arise  for   him   so 

suddenly  ? 
First  Officer.  There  are  too  many.    None  hath 

told  the  deed 
Beyond  this  spot,  none  seen  it. 


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Third  Officer.  Now  you  hear 

Distinctly ;  if  distinctly  may  be  heard 


The  wail  of  thousands. 


Their  queen's  name  they 


Second  Officer. 

cry  .  . 

Third  Officer.  With  blessings. 
First  Officer.  Now,  at  last, 

ye  know  Giovanna ; 
And  now  will  Kupert  too  be  known,  tho'  late. 


THE  SIEGE  OF  ANCONA. 

No  event  in  the  history  of  Italy,  including  the  Roman,  is  at  once  so  tragical  and  so  glorious  as  the  Siege  of  Ancona  ; 
nor  shall  we  find  at  any  period  of  it,  two  contemporary  characters  so  admirable  for  disinterested  valour  and 
prompt  humanity,  as  William  degli  Adelardi  of  Marchesella,  and  the  Countess  of  Bertinoro.  The  names  of 
those  who  sustained  the  siege  are,  for  the  most-part,  forgotten  :  but  Muratori  has  inserted  in  his  imperishable 
work  the  narratives  of  contemporary  and  nearly  contemporary  authors ;  and  Sismondi  has  rendered  many  of  the 
facts  more  generally  known.— Hist,  des  Repub.  Ital.,  tome  xi.  ch.  i. 


MALE   CHARACTERS. 

THB  CONSUL  OF  ANCONA.  THE  ARCHBISHOP  OF  MENTZ. 
THE  BISHOP  OF  ANCONA.  ANTONIO  STAMURA.  FATHER 
JOHN.  MINUZZI.  COSTANZIO.  COBRADO,  brother  of 
Cottanzio.  PAOLUCCI,  formerly  Consul.  MARCHESELLA. 
HERALD,  SENATORS,  OFFICERS,  PRIESTS,  PEOPLE. 

FEMALE   CHARACTERS. 

ERMINIA,  the  Consul's  daughter.  NINA,  her  companion. 
ANGELICA,  mother  of  Antonio  Stamura.  MALA- 
SPINA.  COUNTESS  OF  BERTINORO.  MARCA,  attendant  on 
Erminia. 

ACT  I.    SCENE  I. 

On  the  steps  of  the  cathedral,  commanding  a  view 
of  the  country.  Many  of  all  ages  are  leaving  the 
church  and  looking  at  the  approach  of  the  Arch- 
bishop, just  beyond  the  walls,  descending  the  hill. 

Erminia.  Nina!   see  what  our  matin  prayers 
have  brought  us. 

0  what  a  sight !    The  youth  and  maidens  fly, 
Some  to  the  city,  others  up  the  hills, 

With  the  fresh  tale  each  for  the  one  loved  best. 
Nina.  They  are  afraid  to  meet  so  many  horses; 

1  would  not  scud  away  so,  were  I  there, 
Would  you  ] 

Erminia.  My  dress  would  show  the  dust ;  or 

else  . . 
I  run  to  tell  my  father :  go,  tell  yours. 

SCENE  II.    CONSUL'S  HOUSE.' 
CONSUL  and  ERMINIA. 

Ermmia.  Father !  why  are  not  all  the  bells 

set  ringing? 
Consul.  What  should  the  bella  be  ringing  for 

to-day  ? 
Erminia.  Such  a  procession  comes  along  the 

road 

As  never  was  :  some  bishop  at  the  head  : 
And  what  a  horse  is  under  him  !  and  what 
Beautiful  boys .  .  they  really  are  but  boys, 
Dear  father .  .  hold  the  bridle  on  each  side ! 
Scarlet  and  gold  about  their  surplices, 
And  waving  hair ;  not  like  church  servitors, 
But  princes'  sons.    I  would  give  all  the  world 


To  see  their  faces .  .  not  quite  all  the  world  .  . 
For  who  would  care  about  boys'  faces,  father? 
Beside,  they  are  too  distant,  very  far. 

Consul.  Art  thou  gone  wild,  Erminia  ? 

Erminia.  Come  and  see. 

Consul  (Listening,  and  rising).  What  means  this 
tumult  ? 

Senators  enter. 

Consul !  we  are  lost. 

Consul.  How  so  ? 

First  Senator.         The  archbishop  comes,  from 

Barbarossa, 
Against  the  city. 

Consul.  What  archbishop  comes  1 

Second  Senator.  Of  Mentz. 

Consul.  Then  close  the  gates,  and  man  the  walls, 
And  hurl  defiance  on  him.     Bring  my  robe, 
Erminia !  I  will  question  this  proud  prelate. 
Gasparo,  lift  my  armour  from  the  wall 
In  readiness. 

Officer.  A  herald,  sir,  claims  entrance. 

Herald  enters. 
Consul.    What  would   your  master  with   his 

perfidy  ? 

Herald.  My  master  is  the  emperor  and  king. 
Consul.  The  more  perfidious.     Binds  him  not 

his  oath 

To  succour  Italy  ?    Is  slavery  succour  ? 
Tell  the  false  priest  thou  comest  from,  that  priest 
Who  took  the  name  of  Christian  at  the  font, 
'Twere  well  he  held  not  in  such  mockery 
The  blessed  one  he  bears  it  from.    But  wealth 
And  power  put  Wisdom's  eyes  out,  lest  she  rule. 
Herald.  Sir  Consul !   if  the  archbishop  never 

preaches, 

Pray  why  should  you  ?    It  ill  becomes  my  office 
To  bandy  words  :  mine  is  but  to  repeat 
The  words  of  others  :  and  their  words  are  these  : 
"  The  people  of  Ancona  must  resign 
Their  lawless  independence,  and  submit 
To  Frederic,  our  emperor  and  king." 
Consul.  Brief  is  the  speech  ;  and  brief  is  the 

reply. 
The  people  of  Ancona  will  maintain 


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[ACT  i. 


Their  lawful  independence,  and  submit 
No  tittle,  sir,  to  emperor  or  king. 
Herald.  Is  this  the  final  answer  ? 
Consul.  Lead  him  forth. 

Officer  (Enters).  Sir !  ere  you  hasten  to  the  walls, 

look  once 
Toward  the  harbour. 

Consul.  Gracious  Heaven  !    What  sails 

Are  those  ?    Venetian  ? 

Officer.  Yes ;  and  they  take  soundings. 

Consul.   Venice  against  us?     Freedom's  first- 
born child, 

After  the  deluge  that  drown'd  Italy. 
Alas  !  the  free  are  free  but  for  themselves ; 
They  hate  all  others  for  it.     The  first  murderer 
(Their  patron)  slew  his  brother.     Thus   would 
they.  [To  the  Ofiicer. 

Merluccio  !  hasten,  man !  call  back  again 
Our  mariners  to  leave  the  battlements 
And  guard  their  sisters  and  their  mothers  here. 
Officer.  Mothers  and  sisters  folloVd  them,  to 

bring 
Munition  up  the  towers. 

Consul.  Bid  them  return  : 

The  beach  is  open  :  thither  is  my  road 
Until  more  hands  arrive. 

Messenger  (Enters).  Sir  !  they  weigh  down 

Machines  for  storming. 

Consul.  Go  thou,  tell  Campiglio 

To  intercept  them,  if  he  can,  before 
They  join  the  Germans  on  the  hills  above. 
Erminia.  0  father !  here  are  none  beside  our- 
selves : 

And  those  few  people  hauling  in  the  boats 
Can  help  us  little;  they  are  so  afraid. 
Consul.  Think  not  they  are  afraid  because  they 

pull 

The  oars  with  desperate  strength  and  dissonance : 
Who  knows  if  they  have  each  his  loaf  at  home, 
Or  smallest  fish  set  by  from  yesterday  1 
The  weather  has  been  rough  ;  there  is  a  swell 
From  the  Adriatic.    Leave  me  now,  Erminia ! 
Erminia.  Alone,  dear  father  ? 
Consul  (Placing  his  hand  on  the  head  of  ERMINIA). 
He  who  watches  over 
The  people,  never  is  alone,  my  child ! 
Erminia  (Running  back).  Here  come  the  men  who 
were  debarking. 

MINUZZI  and  others. 

Minuzzi.  Hail, 

Sir  Consul !    All  our  fears  then  were  but  vain  ? 

Consul.  So  !  you  did  fear? 

Minuzzi.  Ay  did  we.    The  Venetians 

Ride  in  huge  galleys ;  we  ply  boats  for  trade. 
But  since,  Sir  Consul,  you  expected  them, 
We  are  all  safe.     I  did  not  much  misgive 
When  one  in  gallant  trim,  a  comely  youth, 
Outside  the  mole,  but  ready  to  slip  in, 
Beckon'd  me  from  his  boat,  and  gave  me,  smiling, 
This  letter,  bidding  me  deliver  it 
Into  no  other  hand  beside  the  consul's, 
And  adding,  "  All  will  soon  be  well  again." 


I  hope  it  may.     But  there  was  cause  for  doubt ! 
The  galleys  have  cast  anchor. 

Consul.  Sure  enough 

They  join  our  enemies. 

Minuzzi.  How  !     One  free  state 

Against  another !    Slaves  fight  slaves,  and  kings 
Fight  kings :  so  let  them,  till  the  last  has  bled : 
But  shall  wise  men  (and  wise  above  the  wise, 
And  free  above  the  free  are  the  Venetians) 
Devastate  our  joint  patrimony  .  .  freedom  I 
I  fear  not  him  who  falls  from  such  a  highth 
Before  he  strikes  me.    At  him  !  my  brave  boys  ! 
At  him  !  the  recreant !  We  have  borne  too  much 
In  seeing  his  attempt.    Could  not  we  cut 
The  cables'? 

Stamura.  Rare,  rare  sport  for  us  ! 

Consul.  Stamura ! 

If  wise  Minuzzi  deems  it  feasible, 
Ye  shall  enjoy  the  pastime,  while  the  wind 
Sits  in  this  quarter,  blowing  from  due-east 
Hard  into  port :  else  must  ye  to  the  walls, 
To  meet  full  twenty  thousand,  well  approved 
In  arms  the  most-part,  all  athirst  for  plunder. 

Minuzzi.  Where  are  they  posted  ? 

Consul.  At  the  battlements. 

Minuzzi.  Lads  !  we  must  lose  no  time. 

Sailor.  Now  let  us  see 

Whether  we  too  may  not  be  mischievous 
As  they  could  wish  us,  this  fine  April  morn. 

Minuzzi.  Each  bring    his  hatchet.      Off!  and 
quickly  back.  [They  go. 

FATHER  JOHN  (Enters). 
One  word,  sir  Consul,  ere  we  part,  this  one  : 
My  wife  sits  nigh  the  old  church  porch,  infirm 
With  many  watchings ;  thro'  much  love  for  me, 
True-hearted  !     Should  the  waters  wash  me  home, 
Stiffen'd  a  little  more  than  is  convenient, 
Let  none  displace  her  from  that  low  stone  seat. 
Grant  me  my  suit,  unless  I  fail  in  duty. 

Consul  (Presses  his  hand).  And  these  are  breasts 
despotic  power  would  crush  ! 

[MINUZZI  going,  meets  FATHER  JOHN,  who 

had  listened. 

Father  John.  Talk  ye  of  hatchets? 
Consul.  Father  John  !  good  day ! 
F.  John.  Yea,  with  God's  blessing,  we  will  make 

it  so. 

Consul.  I  want  your  counsel  on  a  perilous  move. 
Father !  you  were  a  diver  in  time  past. 
F.  John.  And  in  time  present  may  be  one  again. 
Minuzzi.  Ah  !  could  you  join  us  in  our  enter- 
prize  ! 

F.John.  What  is  it? 

Minuzzi.     Why,  to  drive  and  cut  the  cables 
Of  yon  Venetians  dancing  there  so  gaily, 
And  bowing  in  bright  pennons  to  each  other. 
F.  John.  Is  this  the  Doge's  wedding-day  with 

Adria? 

No  dame  in  Venice  ever  played  him  falser 
Than  she  will  do,  and  haply  before  night. 
Ye  spoke  of  hatchet !    'Twould  but  do  poor  work 
Against  a  cable. 


SCENE    III.] 


THE  SIEGE  OF  ANCONA. 


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Stamura.         We  can  hold  our  breath 
A  good  while  on  such  business. 

Consul.  Father  John, 

Could  you  devise  some  fitter  instrument  ] 

Minuzzi.  Ah  !  what  inventions  have  not  priests 

devised ! 
We  all  of  us  are  what  we  are  thro'  them. 

F.  John.  I  love  this  reverence,  my  grey  boy ! 

and  aptly 

Hast  thou  believed  that  Father  John  could  frame 
What  will  perform  the  work,  else  difficult. 
I  thought  of  Turks  and  Saracens,  and  flags 
Bearing  the  crescent,  not  the  winged  lion, 
When  I  prepared  my  double-handed  sickle 
To  reap  the  hemp-field  that  lies  under  water. 
I  will  dive  too,  and  teach  you  on  the  way 
How  ye  shall  manage  it.    So  fare  you  well, 
Sir  Consul ! 

[To  the  Man. 

We  have  all  the  day  before  us 
And  not  long  work  (tho'  rather  hard)  to  do. 


SCENE  III. 

CONSUL  and  ERMINIA. 

Consul.  Erminia !  read  this  letter.  Wait  awhile .  . 
Repress  thy  curiosity  .  .     First  tell  me, 
Erminia !  would'st  thou  form  some  great  alliance  ? 

Erminia.  Yes,  father  !  who  would  not  1 

Consul.  I  know  that  none 

Hath  won  that  little  heart  of  thine  at  present. 

Erminia.  Many,  many  have  won  it,  my  dear 

father  ! 

I  never  see  one  run  across  the  street 
To  help  a  lame  man  up  or  guide  a  blind  man 
But  that  one  wins  it :  never  hear  one  speak 
As  all  should  speak  of  you,  but  up  my  arms 
Fly  ready  to  embrace  him  ! 

Consul.  And  when  any 

Says  thou  art  beautiful,  and  says  he  loves  thee, 
What  are  they  ready  then  for? 

Erminia.  Not  to  beat  him 

Certainly  :  but  none  ever  said  such  things. 
They  look  at  me  because  I  am  your  daughter, 
And  I  am  glad  they  look  at  me  for  that, 
And  always  smile,  tho'  some  look  very  grave. 

Consul.  Well  now,  Erminia,  should  his  Holiness 
The  Pope  have  sent  his  nephew  with  this  letter, 
Would  you  receive  him  willingly  1 

Erminia.  Most  willingly. 

Consul.  Nay,  that  is  scarcely  maidenly,  so  soon. 

Erminia.  I  would  not  if  you  disapprove  of  it. 

Consul.  I  do  suspect  he  came  aboard  the  gallies. 

Erminia.  0  then,  the  gallies  are  not  enemies. 

Consul.  -Not  if  thou  givest  him  thy  hand.  What 
say'st  thou  ? 

Erminia.  I  never  saw  him. 

Consul.  But  suppose  him 

handsome. 
Indeed  I  hear  much  of  his  comeliness. 

Erminia.  Is  that  enough  1 

Consul.  And  virtues. 


Erminia.  That  alone 

Is  not  enough,  tho'  very,  very  much. 
He  must  be  handsome  too,  he  must  be  brave, 
He  must  have  seen  me  often,  and  must  love  me, 
Before  I  love  or  think  of  him  as  lover  : 
For,  father,  you  are  not  a  king,  you  know, 
Nor  I  a  princess  :  so  that  all  these  qualities 
(Unless  you  will  it  otherwise)  are  necessary. 

Consul.  Thou  art  grown  thoughtful  suddenly, 
and  prudent. 

Erminia.  Do    not  such    things  require   both 
thought  and  prudence  ? 

Consul.  In  most  they  come  but  slowly ;  and  this 

ground 

Is  that  where  we  most  stumble  on.    The  wise 
Espouse  the  foolish ;  and  the  fool  bears  off 
From  the  top  branch  the  guerdon  of  the  wise  : 
Ay,  the  clear-sighted  (in  all  other  things) 
Cast  down  their  eyes  and  follow  their  own  will, 
Taking  the  hand  of  idiots.    They  well  know 
They  shall  repent,  but  find  the  road  so  pleasant 
That  leads  into  repentance. 

Erminia.  Ah,  poor  souls ! 

They  must  have  lost  their  fathers :    then  what 

wonder 
That  they  have  lost  their  way  ! 

Consul.  Now,  in  few  words, 

Erminia,  for  time  presses,  let  me  tell  thee, 
The  Pope  will  succour  us  against  our  foe 
If  I  accept  his  nephew  for  a  son. 

Erminia.  0  father  !  does  that  make  our  cause 

more  righteous  1 
Or  more  unrighteous  theirs  who  persecute  us  ? 

Consul.  No,  child  :  but  wilt  thou  hear  him  ] 

Eank  and  riches 

Will  then  be  thine.    Altho'  not  born  a  princess, 
Thou  wilt  become  one. 

Erminia.  I  am  more  already ; 

I  am  your  daughter ;  yours,  whom  not  one  voice 
Raised  over  all,  but  thousands. 

Consul.  I  resign 

My  station  in  few  days. 

Erminia.  O  stay  in  it 

Until  the  enemy  is  beaten  back, 
That  I  may  talk  of  it  when  I  am  old, 
And,  when  I  weep  to  think  of  you,  may  dry 
My  tears,  and  say,  My  father  then  was  Consul. 

Consul.  The  power  may  be  prolonged  until  my 
death. 

Erminia:.  0  no :  the  laws  forbid  it :  do  they  not  ? 

Consul.  He  who  can  make  and  unmake  every 

law, 

Divine  and  human,  will  uphold  my  state 
So  long,  acknowledging  his  power  supreme ; 
And  laying  the  city's  keys  before  his  feet. 

Erminia.  Hath  he  not  Peter's  ?    What  can  he 
want  more  1 

0  father  !  think  again  !  I  am  a  child 
Almost,  and  have  not  yet  had  time,  enough 
Quite  to  unlearn  the  lessons  you  enforced 
By  precept  and  example.     Bear  with  me  ! 

1  have  made  you  unhappy  many  times, 
You  never  made  me  so  until  this  hour  : 
Bear  with  me,  0  my  father  ! 


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[ACT  n. 


Consul.  To  my  arms, 

Erminia !  Thou  hast  read  within  my  breast 
Thy  lesson  backward,  not  suspecting  guile. 
Yes,  I  was  guileful.      I  would  try  thy  nature  : 
I  find  it  what  is  rarely  found  in  woman, 
In  man  as  rarely.    The  Venetian  fleet 
Would  side  with  us;  their  towers,  their  catapults 
Would  all  be  ours,  and  the  Pope's  nephew  thine, 
Would  but  thy  father  place  the  power  supreme 
Within  his  hands,  becoming  his  vicegerent. 
I  turn  aside  from  fraud,  and  see  how  force 
May  best  be  met,  in  parley  with  the  German. 


SCENE    IV.    THE  ENCAMPMENT  AND   TENT  OP 
THE  ARCHBISHOP  UNDER  THE  WALLS. 

CONSUL  and  AKCHBISHOP. 

Archbishop.  I  do  presume  from  your  habiliments 
You  are  the  consul  of  this  petty  state. 

Consul.  I  am. 

ArcJibishop.    You  may  be  seated.  Once  again.. 
Will  you  surrender  unconditionally  1 

Consul.  Nor  unconditionally  nor  conditionally. 

Archbishop.  I  sent  for  you  to  point  where  lies 
your  duty. 

Consul.  It  lies  where  I  have  left  it,  in  the  town. 

Archbishop.  You  doubt  my  clemency. 

Consul.  Say  rather  '  honour.' 

Archbishop.  Doubt  you  a  soldier's  honour] 

Consul.  .  Not  a  soldier's 

But  when  the  soldier  and  the  priest  unite, 
Well  may  I  doubt  it.     Goats  are  harmless  brutes ; 
Dragons  may  be  avoided ;  but  when  goat 
And  dragon  form  one  creature,  we  abhor 
The  flames  and  coilings  of  the  fell  chimaera. 

ArcJibishop.  And  therefore  you  refused  a  con- 
ference 

Unless  I  pitch  my  tent  beneath  your  walls, 
Within  an  arrow's  shot,  distributing 
Ten  archers  on  each  side ;  ten  mine,  ten  yours  ] 

Consul.  No  doctor  of  divinity  in  Paris 
In  cleverer  at  divining.  Thus  it  stands. 

Archbishop.  Ill  brook  I  such  affronts. 

Consul.  Ill  brook,  perhaps, 

Florence  and  Pisa  their  ambassadors 
Invited  to  a  conference  on  peace, 
And  cast  in  prison. 

Archbishop.  Thus  we  teach  the  proud 

Their  duty. 

Consul.  Let  the  lame  man  teach  the  lame 
To  walk,  the  blind  man  teach  the  blind  to  see. 

Archbishop.  Insolent !    Unbecoming  of  my  sta- 
tion 

Were  it  to  argue  with  a  churl  so  rude. 
Kise  :  look  before  you  thro'  the  tent :  what  see  you  ? 

Consul.  I  see  huge  masses  of  green  corn  up- 
heaved 
Within  a  belt  of  palisades. 

Archbishop.  What  else  ? 

Consul.  Sheep,  oxen,  horses,  trampling  them. 

Archbishop.  No  more  ] 

Consul.    Other  huge  masses   farther  off  are 
smoking, 


Because  their  juices  quench  the  faggot-fire. 
Archbishop.  And  whence  come  these  1 
Consul.  From  yonder  houseless  fields, 

Of  crops,  and  even  of  boundaries,  bereft. 
Archbishop.  Whose  were  they ! 
Consul.  Whose  ?    The  church's, 

past  a  doubt : 

It  never  takes  what  is  not  freely  given. 
Archbishop.    Proud  rebels !   ye  have  brought 

upon  your  heads 

This  signal  vengeance  from  offended  Caesar. 
Consul.  And  must  ten  thousand  starve  because 

one  man 

Is  wounded  in  that  part  which  better  men 
Cut  from  them,  as  ill-sorted  with  our  nature  ? 
If  Satan  could  have  dropt  it,  he  were  saved. 
Archbishop.  What  meanest  thou  ?    What  cast 

they  from  them  1 

Consul.  Pride. 

It  clings  round  little  breasts  and  masters  them, 
It    drops    from    loftier,  spurn'd    and    trodden. 

down. 

Is  this,  my  lord  archbishop,  this  your  Eden  ? 
Is  this  the  sacrifice  of  grateful  herbs 
Ye  offer  to  your  Gods  1    And  will  the  next 
Be  more  acceptable  1    Burnt-offerings  raised 
In  your  high  places,  and  fossed  round  with  blood ! 
ArchbisJiop.  Blasphemer !  I  am  here  no  priest; 

I  come 

Avenger  of  insulted  majesty. 
But,  if  thou  mindest  Holy  Writ,  mind  this, 
The  plainest  thing,  and  worthiest  of  remem- 
brance : .  . 
Render  to  Caesar  what  is  Caesar's,  man  ! 

Consul.  God  will  do  that  for  us.    Nought  owe 

we  Caesar 

But  what  he  sent  us  when  he  sent  you  hither, 
To  cut  our  rising  wheat,  our  bleeding  vines, 
To  burn  our  olives  for  your  wild  carousals  .  . 
Archbishop.   The   only  wood  that  will  burn 

green :  it  blazes 

Most  beautifully,  and  no  smell  from  it. 
But  you  Anconites  have  poor  olive  grounds, 
We  shall  want  more  by  Sunday. 

Consul.  May  the  curse 

Of  God  be  on  you ! 

Archbishop.  We  are  not  so  impious : 

It  is  on  you :  it  were  a  sin  to  wish  it. 
Consul.  Prince  and  archbishop  !  there  are  woes 

that  fall 

Far  short  of  curses,  though  sore  chastisements  ; 
Prosperities  there  are  that  hit  the  mark, 
And  the  clear-sighted  see  God's  anger  there. 
Archbishop.   Are  we  constrain'd  to  drag  and 

vex  the  sea 

And  harrow  up  the  barren  rocks  below 
For  noisome  weeds  1    Are  household  animals 
Struck  off  the  knee  to  furnish  our  repast  ? 
Consul.   Better  endure   than  cause  men  this 

endurance. 
ArchbisJiop.    Clearly  ye  think  so:  we  think 

otherwise. 

'Tis  better  to  chastise  than  be  chastised, 
To  be  the  judge  than  be  the  criminal. 


SCENE   II.] 


THE  SIEGE  OF  ANCONA. 


585 


Consul.  How  oft,  when  crimes  are  high  enough 

to  strike 

The  front  of  Heaven,  are  those  two  characters 
Blended  in  one ! 

Archbishop.  I  am  not  to  be  school'd 

By  insolence  and  audacity. 

Consul.  We  are, 

It  seems  :  but  fortitude  and  trust  in  God 
Will  triumph  yet.    Our  conference  is  closed. 

ACT  II. 

SCENE  I.    AT  THE  BAMPARTS. 

ANGELICA,  STAMURA,  and  Soldiers. 

Angelica.  See  ye  those  towers  that  stride  against 
the  walls  ? 

Soldier.  See  you  this  arrow?    Few  were  not 

more  fatal 

That  flew  from  them :  but  this  arrests  my  arm 
Perhaps  beyond  to-morrow. 

Angelica  (to  others).  Fight  amain. 

Soldier.  The  widow  of  Stamura  is  below, 
And,  slender  tho'  her  figure,  fair  her  face, 
Brave  as  her  husband.     Few  her  words :  beware 
Of  falling  back,  lest  they  increase  and  shame  us. 

Anotlier  Soldier.   Long  live  Stamura !     She 

hath  crost  already 
The  sallyport. 

^Another  Soldier.  What  held  she  in  her  hand  ? 

Another  Soldier.  A  distaff. 

Soldier.  Hush  !  what  cries  are  those] 

Another  Soldier.  All  German. 

Soldier.  What  dust  is  over-head1? 

Another  Soldier.  Is  not  it  smoke  ? 

Hurrah  !  flames  mount  above  the  battlements. 

Soldier.  It  was  her  deed. 

Another  Soldier.  But  whose  those 

cries  behind  us, 
Along  the  harbour  ? 

Soldier.  Those  are  all  Italian. 

Another  Soldier.  Look  !     How  yon  tower  curls 
outward,  red  and  reeling ! 

Soldier.  Ay;  it  leans  forward  as  in  mortal  pain. 

Anotlier  Soldier.   What  are  those  things  that 
drop? 

Soldier.  Men,  while  we  speak, 

Another  moment,  nothing. 

Another  Soldier.  Some  leap  down ; 

Others  would  keep  their  desperate  grasp  :  the  fire 
Loosens  it ;  and  they  fall  like  shrivell'd  grapes 
Which  none  will  gather.     See  it,  while  you  can ; 
It  totters,   parts,   sinks.    What  a  crash!    The 

sparks 
Will  blind  our  archers. 

Another  Soldier.  What  a  storm  of  fire  ! 


SCENE  II.    THE  CONSUL'S  HOUSE. 

CONSUL,  ERMINIA. 

Erminia.  The  men  you  spoke  with  in  the  port 

have  pass'd 

The  window,  and  seem  entering. 
Consul.  Friends,  come  in. 


Minuzzi  (Entering  with  STAMURA  and  others). 
Sir  Consul !  we  are  here  inopportunely. 
Our  work  is  done :   God  prosper'd  it.    Young 

lady ! 
We  come  no  feasters  at  a  consul's  board. 

Consul.    Erminia!    coverest  thou  our  scanty 

fare 

Because  'tis  scanty,  and  not  over-nice  ? 
Child!  thou  hast  eaten  nothing. 

Erminia.  Quite  enough. 

Consul.    No    wonder     thou    hast    lost    thy 

appetite, 
And  sighest. 

Erminia.  I  am  sure  I  did  not  sigh; 

Nor  have  I  lost  my  appetite. 

Consul.  Then  eat : 

Take  off  the  napkin. 

Erminia.  Father !  you  well  know 

What  is  beneath  it. 

Consul.  Half  a  cake. 

Erminia.  Of  beans, 

Of  rye,  of  barley,  swept  from  off  the  manger : 
My  little  horse  had  eaten  them  ere  now, 
But.  . 

Consul.   The  child  weeps.     Even  such  flesh 

must  serve. 
Heaven  grant  us  even  this  a  few  days  hence. 

Erminia  (To  STAMURA).  Signor  Antonio !  do 

not  look  at  me, 

I  pray  you,  thinking  of  my  greediness  ; 
Eat,  eat !    I  kept  it .  .    If  the  sea's  fresh  air 
Makes  hungry  those  who  sail  upon  it,  surely 
It  must  .  .  after  such  toil  .  . 

Stamura.  Such  toil  'twas  not. 

Erminia.  Father!  could  you  persuade  him? 

Stamura.  Pray  excuse  me  ! 

I  want  no  food. 

Consul.  Take  what  there  is,  and  wine. 

Wine  we  have  still  in  plenty,  old  and  strong. 

Stamura.  Grant  me  this  one  half-beaker. 

Erminia.  Let  me  run 

And  rinse  it  well. 

Stamura.  Forbear  !  forbear  ! 

Consul.  We  have 

No  man  or  maiden  in  the  house ;  they  all 
Fight  or  assist  the  fighting. 

Erminia.  He  has  taken 

And  drank  it  every  drop  !     Poor,  poor  Antonio ! 
0  how  he  must  have  thirsted  ! 

[To  STAMURA. 
'Twas  half  water. 

Stamura.  It  was  not  very  strong. 

Minuzzi.  And  yet  the  colour 

Mounts  to  his  eyes  as  'twere  sheer  wine  of  Crete. 

Consul.  I  am  impatient  (you  must  pardon  me) 
To  hear  what  you  have  done.     Pour  out  the 

wine, 
Erminia  !  that  can  cause  but  short  delay. 

[They  drink,  all  but  STAMURA.    Cries  in 
the  street,  "  Long  live  STAMURA  ! " 

Stamura.   Call  they  me  ?  why  me  ? 

[Cries    again.      "  Long    live  the  brave 
ANGELICA." 

Stamura.  My  mother  ! 


586 


THE  SIEGE  OF  ANCONA. 


[ACT  n. 


Minuzzl.   Now  for  the  wine!     The  boy  will 

faint. 

Angelica.  Help  !  father  ! 
Officer.  Sir !  saw  you  not  the  flames  along  the 

sky? 

Has  no  one  told  you  how  that  noble  lady 
Burnt  down  the  tower  with  all  its  galleries, 
Down  to  the  very  wheels  ] 

Stamura.  Who  minds  the  tower  ? 

Sirs  !  is  she  safe  ?  unhurt  1 

Officer.  Sir  !  the  ram's  head, 

Blacken'd  with  smoke,  lean'd  prone  against  the 

wall, 

Then  seem'd  to  shudder  as  'twere  half-alive. 
Then  fell  the  iron  mass.  It  made  no  sound 
Among  the  ashes.  Had  it  made  a  loud  one 
There  were  much  louder  from  the  wretches 

crusht 

Beneath  it  and  its  tower ;  some  tearing  off 
Their  burning  armour  agonised  with  pain, 
And  others  pierced  with  red-hot  nails  that  held 
The  rafters ;  others  holding  up  their  arms 
Against  the  pitch  and  sulphur  that  pour'd  down. 
It  was  a  sight !     Well  might  it  have  detain'd, 
Those  who  beheld  it,  from  their  duty  here. 
Up  flew,  not  sparks  alone,  but  splinters  huge, 
Crackling  against  the  battlements,  and  drove 
More  men  away  than  all  their  arrows  could. 
Stamura.    Sir  Consul !    I  must  warm  myself 

with  fighting 
After  this  dip.  [Aside. 

Nor  see  my  mother  first  ? 

She  would  be  first  to  blame  me  if  I  did.        [Goes. 
Consul.   God  prosper  thee,  brave  youth,  God 

prosper  thee  ! 
Erminia  (Aside).  Discourteous  man !  he  said  no 

word  to  me  1 
He  even  forgot  my  father. 

FATHER  JOHN  enters. 

Minuzzi.  Here  comes  one 

Who  can  relate  to  you  the  whole  exploit 
Better  than  we. 

Father  John.  Where  is  Antonio  ? 

Minuzzi.  Gone 

This  instant.    How  was  it  ye  did  not  meet  1 

Father  John.  Ha !  I  am  this  time  caught  in 

my  own  net. 

I  knew  the  knave  would  run  away  at  seeing  me ; 
He  told  me  if  I  came  he  would  be  gone, 
Fearing  to  hear  my  story.     So,  sir  Consul, 
I  stole  in  softly  through  the  stable-door. 
I  can  not  keep  my  breath  beneath  the  surface 
So  long  as  boys  can.    They  are  slenderer, 
Less  buoyant  too,  mayhap.     Oft  as  I  rose 
My  pilot-fish  was  with  me ;  that  Stamura 
Would  never  leave  me. 

Erminia.  Father  John  !  your  blessing  ! 

You  always  used  to  give  it  me. 

Father  John.  There,  take  it. 

How  the  girl  kisses  my  rough  hand  to-day  ! 

[.4  side. 

Forgetful,  heedless,  reckless  of  himself 
He  held  a  shapeless  shield  of  cork  before  me, 


Wherefrom  a  silent  shower  of  arrows  fell 

From  every  galley,  amid  shouts  like  hunters' 

As  they  caught  sight  of  us.     The  bright  steel 

points 

Rebounding  (for  not  one  of  them  bit  through) 
Glistened  a  moment  as  they  clove  the  water, 
Then  delved  into  the  uneven  furroVd  sands. 
Surely  the  lustrous  and  unclosing  eyes 
Of  well-poised  fishes  have  enjoy 'd  to-day 
A  rarity ;  they  never  saw  before 
So  many  feathers  sticking  all  upright 
Under  the  brine  so  many  fathoms  deep. 

Consul.  Father  !  your  gaiety  will  never  fail  you. 

Father  John.  Not  while  it  pleases  God  to  use 

my  arm 

Or  wits,  such  as  they  are,  to  serve  my  country. 
But  this  I  tell  you  :  had  the  boy  been  less 
Assiduous,  or  less  brave,  the  fish  had  seen 
Another  sight  they  ofteuer  see,  and  then 
No  Father  John  had  blest  that  maiden  more. 

Minuzzi.  Stamura  saved  our  country,  saving  you. 

Father  John.  And  you  too,  both  of  you,  did  well 
your  duty. 

Minuzzi.  Aground  are  five  good  galleys,  and 

their  crews 
Await  your  mercy. 

Father  John.  Did  Stamura  bring 
His  captive,  that  spruce  Roman-spoken  gallant? 

Consul.  He  brought  none  hither. 

Minuzzi.  Now  our  tale  is  t«ld, 

A  little  fighting  will  assuage  the  toil 
And  cold  of  diving.     Brave  Stamura  toss'd 
The  net  above  his  forehead  fifty  times 
And  drew  it  off  and  shoved  it  back  again, 
Impatient  for  his  mother.     He  will  knead 
(I  trow)  a  pasty  German  ere  he  see  her  ; 
We  too  may  lend  a  hand.    Come,  Father  John ! 
Shrive  as  if  we  should  need  it. 

Consul.  Fare  ye  well. 

Thank  God !  I  am  not  rich ;  but  this  one  day, 
My  friends,  I  would  be  richer,  to  reward  you. 
The  ships  are  yours  :  let  none  else  claim  one 
plank. 

SCENE  m.    THE  QUAY. 

PEOPLE.     STAMUKA. 

Stamura.   Stand  off!     The  stores  within  the 

barks  belong 

Alike  and  equally  to  all.    Much  grain 
Will  there  be  spilt  unless  a  steady  hand 
Conveys  it,  and  divides  it  house  by  house. 
Horses  no  fewer  than  three-score  are  dragged 
Within  the  gates,  from  the  last  charge  against  us : 
What    would  ye?     Wait  another    charge,  and 
take  it. 

People.  Brave,  brave  Antonio  ! 

SCENE  IV.     ARCHBISHOP'S  TENT. 

ARCHBISHOP.     The  Brothers  COSTANZIO  and 

COBRADO. 
Archbishop.  Could  ye  not  wait  for  death  within 

the  walls, 
But  must  rush  out  to  meet  it  ? 


SCENE    V.] 


THE  SIEGE  OF  ANCONA. 


587 


We  could  wait 


Costanzio. 
As  others  do. 

Corrado.         And  fight  we  could  as  others. 

Archbishop.   Costanzio    and    Corrado !     I  am 

grieved 

That  you  should  war  against  your  lawful  prince, 
Your  father  being  most  loyal. 

Costanzio.  So  are  we. 

Archbishop.  What !  when  he  serves  the  emperor 

and  king, 
And  you  the  rabble  1 

Corrado.  Who  made  men  the  rabble  1 

Archbishop.    Will  not  your  treason  and  your 
death  afflict  him  ] 

Costanzio.  Our  treason  would :  God  grant  our 
death  may  not. 

Corrado.  We  never  took  the  oaths  that  he  has 

taken, 
And  owe  no  duty  but  to  our  own  land. 

Archbishop.  Are  ye  Anconites  ] 

Corrado.  No,  sir,  but  Italians, 

And  in  Ancona  lies  the  cause  of  Italy. 

Archbishop.  Pernicious  dreams!      These  drive 

young  men  astray ; 

But  when  they  once  take  their  own  cause,  instead 
Of  ours  who  could  direct  them,  they  are  lost : 
So  will  ye  find  it.    As  ye  were  not  born 
In  this  vile  city,  what,  pray,  could  have  urged  you 
To  throw  your  fortunes  into  it  when  sinking  ] 

Costanzio.  Because  we  saw  it  sinking. 

Corrado.  While  it  prosper'd 

It  needed  no  such  feeble  aid  as  ours. 
Marquises,  princes,  kings,  popes,  emperors, 
Courted  it  then  :  and  you,  my  lord  archbishop, 
Would  have  it  even  in  its  last  decay. 

Archbishop.  There  is  a  spirit  in  the  land,  a 

spirit 

So  pestilential  that  the  fire  of  heaven 
Alone  can  purify  it. 

Costanzio.  Things  being  so, 

Let  us  return  and  die  with  those  we  fought  for. 

Archbishop.  Captious  young  man !     Ye  die  the 
death  of  traitors. 

Corrado.   Alas !   how  many  better  men  have 

died 
That  death  !  alas,  how  many  must  hereafter  ! 

Archbishop.  By  following  your  example.  Think 

of  that; 
Be  that  your  torture. 

Costanzio.  As  we  never  grieved 

At  following  our  betters,  grant,  just  Heaven ! 
That  neither  may  our  betters  ever  grieve 
At  following  us,  be  the  time  soon  or  late. 

[To  the  Guards. 

Archbishop.  Lead  off  these  youths.     Separate 
them. 

Corrado.  My  lord ! 

We  are  too  weak  (you  see  it)  for  resistance  ; 
Let  us  then,  we  beseech  you,  be  together 
In  what  is  left  of  life  ! 

Archbishop.  One  hour  is  left : 

Hope  not  beyond. 

Corrado.  We  did  hope  more  ;  we  hoped 

To  be  together,  tho'  but  half  the  time. 


Archbishop.  It  shall  not  be. 

Costanzio.  It  shall  be. 

A  rchbishop.  Art  thou  mad  ] 

I  would  not  smile,  but  such  pride  forces  me. 

Costanzio.  God,  in  whose  holiest  cause  we  took 

up  arms, 

Will  reconcile  us.     Doubt  it  not,  Corrado, 
Altho'  such  men  as  that  man  there  have  said  it. 


SCENE  V.    CONSUL'S  HOUSE. 

STAMURA.    ERMINIA. 

Stamura.  Lady !  you  need  not  turn  your  face 

from  me. 

I  leave  the  town  for  aid.     But  one  perhaps 
May  bring  it,  if  you  listen  to  him. 

Erminia.  Who  ] 

Stamura.  I  made  a  captive. 

Erminia.  So  I  hear. 

Stamura.  I  come 

Seeking  the  consul :  he  expected  me. 

Erminia.  And  him  ? 

Stamura.  Him  also. 

Erminia.  Know  you  what 

he  asks  1 

Stamura.  I  know  it. 

Erminia.  And  you  wish  it]    you, 

Stamura? 

Stamura.  I  have  no  voice  in  it. 

Erminia.  True.     Go.     I  know  it. 

[STAMURA  goes. 

Shameless  !  to  ask  him  !  Never  did  we  meet 
But,  if  his  eye  caught  mine,  he  walk'd  aside  : 
Yet,  by  some  strange  occurrence,  we  meet  daily. 

The  CONSUL  enters. 

Consul.  Erminia !  didst  thou  send  away  Stamura? 
Erminia.  He  went  away :  no  need  for  me  to 

send  him. 

Consul.  Knowest  thou  whom  he  made  his  cap- 
tive] 

Erminia.  Yes : 
That  insolent  young  Eoman. 

Consul.  Speak  not  thus 

Before  thou  seest  him. 
Erminia.  I  will  never  see  him. 

Consul.  Nay,    I    have    promised    scarce  five 

minutes  since 
That  thou  shalt  hear  him. 

Erminia.  Has  he  then  found  favor 

With  you  so  suddenly  ] 

Consul.  Stamura  speaks 

Much  in  his  favor. 

Erminia.  Are  they  friends  already  ? 

Consul.  Hardly ;  we  must  suppose.    But  here 
they  come. 

STAMURA.    CLOVIO.    CONSUL.    EHMINIA. 
Clovio.  Sir  Consul !  I  am  Clovio  Fizzarelli. 
Have  you  received  the  letter  ] 
Consul.  I  received  it. 


588 


THE  SIEGE  OF  ANCONA. 


[ACT  in. 


Clovio.  On  bended  knee  permit  me  to  salute 
The  lady  who  shall  rule  my  destiny, 
Your  fair  Erminia. 

Erminia.  You  are  the  Pope's  nephew, 

Sir  Clovio  !  I  have  heard ;  and  you  come  hither 
Most  strongly  recommended. 

Clovio.  True,  sweet  lady  ! 

But  I  do  trust,  with  all  humility, 
There  may  be  a  mere  trifle  in  myself, 
Not  to  engage  you  in  the  first  half-hour, 
But  so  to  plead  for  me,  that  in  a  day 
Or  two,  or  three  at  farthest  .  . 

Erminia.  Sir,  your  pleader 

Stands  there  ;  you  are  his  captive,  and  not  mine. 

Clovio.  He  knows  me  well.  He  threw  my  whole 

boat's  crew 

(Four  of  them)  overboard,  but  found  his  match 
In  me. 

Erminia.  It  seems  so  :  does  it  not,  Antonio  1 
Stamura.  More ;  how  much  more  ! 
Clovio.  There !    He 

could  not  deny  it. 
Erminia.  And  now  he  has  persuaded  my  kind 

father 
To  grant  you  audience. 

Clovio  (to  STAMURA).  She  is  proud :  I'll  tame  her. 
Stamura  (Angrily).  Sir!  [Aside. 

No  :  he  is  my  prisoner 
and  my  guest. 

Erminia.  This  gentleman,  who  is  so  confidential 
With  you,  and  whom  you  whisper  to  for  counsel, 
May  give  my  hand  away  .  .  and  will  most  gladly. 
I  doubt  not  .  .  for  my  father  can  refuse 
Nothing  to  one  who  made  so  great  a  prize, 
Beside  the  preservation  of  the  city. 
Clovio.  Speak  then,  my  worthy  friend,  if  thus 

the  consul 

Honours  your  valour ;  speak  for  me ;  and  let  me 
Who  owe  my  life,  owe  more  than  life  to  you. 
Stamura.   The  consul  knows  what  suits  his 

honour  best, 

And  the  young  lady  seems  not  ill  disposed 
To  shower  his  favour  on  such  high  desert. 
I  have  my  duties ;  but  this  is  not  one. 
Let  the  young  lady  give  her  hand  herself. 
If  I  had  any  wish  .  .  but  I  have  none  .  . 
It  should  be,  Sir,  that  you  had  won  it  first 
By  a  brave  action  or  a  well-tried  love. 
But,  what  is  love  1  My  road  lies  toward  the  walls. 

[To  the  CONSUL. 
With  your  permission,  Sir !    I  have  yours,  lady ! 

[STAMURA  goes. 

Erminia.  Father !  I  am  unwell.  This  gentleman 
Comes  unexpectedly,  demands  abruptly  .  . 

Clovio.  Impatiently,  but  not  abruptly. 

Erminia.  Sir ! 

I  will  not  marry :  never,  never,  never. 

[ERMINIA  goes. 

Clovio.  Ha !  ha !  all  women  are  alike,  Sir  Consul. 
Leave  her  to  me. 

Consul.  Sir  Clovio  Fizzarelli ! 

I  will  do  more  than  what  you  ask  of  me. 


I  grant  you  freedom.    Go  aboard  the  pinnace 
Which  bore  you  into  port ;  and  say  at  Rome 
That  you  have  seen  men  starving  in  the  streets, 
Because  his  Holiness  refused  us  help 
Unless  a  father  gave  a  daughter  up  ; 
And  say  the  daughter  would  not  sell  her  heart, 
Much  less  her  country ;  and  then  add,  Sir  Clovio, 
(0  were  it  true  !)  "  All  women  are  alike." 

ACT  III. 

SCENE  I.    EPISCOPAL  PALACE. 

BISHOP  Q/"ANOONA  and  FATHER  JOHN. 

Bishop.  I  have  been  standing  at  my  terrace-wall 
And  counting  those  who  pass  and  cry  with  hunger. 
Brother  !  the  stoutest  men  are  grown  effeminate ; 
Nay,  worse ;  they  stamp  and  swear,  even  in  my 

presence, 
And  looking  up  at  me. 

FatJier  John.  Sad  times  indeed  ! 

Bishop.  I  calculate  that  giving  each  an  ounce 
Only  one  day,  scarce  would  a  sack  remain 
In  my  whole  garner ;  I  am  so  reduced. 

Father  John.  I  come  to  beg  your  lordship  for 

one  ounce 

Of  your  fine  flour,  to  save  a  child ;  to  save 
A  mother,  who  loathes  ordinary  food  .  . 
Not  ordinary,  but  most  bitter  lupin  : 
She  has  no  other  in  the  house. 

Bishop.  No  other  1 

Poor  soul !     This  famine  is  a  dreadful  thing  ! 
Pestilence  always  follows  it !    God  help  us  ! 
I  tremble ;  I  start  up  in  sleep. 

Father  John.  My  lord  ! 

An  ounce  of  meal,  a  single  ounce,  might  calm 
These  tremblings,  well  applied.    The  nurse  that 

should  be 

Can  be  no  nurse  :  the  mother  very  soon 
Will  be  no  mother,  and  the  child  no  child. 

Bishop.  You  know  not  how  things  stand,  good 

brother  John  ! 

This  very  morning,  as  I  hope  for  grace, 
I  paid  three  golden  pieces  for  the  head, 
Think  you,  of  what  ?  an  ass ! 

Father  John  (Aside).          The  cannibal ! 

[To  the  BISHOP.] 
Ah,  my  good  lord  !  they  bear  high  prices  now. 

Bishop.  Why,  brother !  you  yourself  are  grown 

much  thinner. 
How  can  you  do  your  duty? 

Father  John.  Were  I  not 

Much  thinner,  I  should  think  I  had  not  done  it. 

Bishop.  My  cook  assures  me  that  with  wine  and 

spice 

Elicampane,  cumin,  angelica, 
Garlic,  and  sundry  savory  herbs,  stored  by 
Most  providentially,  the  Lord  be  praised  ! 
He  can  make  that  strange  head  quite  tolerable  .  . 
The  creature  was  a  young  one  .  .  what  think  you  ? 

Father  John.  They  are  more  tolerable  than  the 
old. 

Bishop.  The  sellers  take  advantage  of  bad  times, 
Quite  without  conscience,  shame,  respect  for  per- 
sons, 


SCENE   II.] 


THE  SIEGE  OP  ANCONA. 


589 


Or  fear  of  God.    What  can  such  men  expect  1 
You  must  have  seen  sad  sights  about  our  city : 
I  wonder  you  are  what  you  are. 

Father  John.  Sad  sights 

Indeed  ! 

Bishop.  But  all  will  give  their  confessor 
Part  of  their  pittance  ;  and  the  nearer  death 
The  readier ;  knowing  what  the  church  can  do. 
Tell  me  now,  for  my  entrails  yearn  to  hear  it, 
Do  they  not  take  due  care  of  you  ? 

Father  John.  No  meals 

Have  now  their  stated  hour.     Unwillingly 
I  enter  houses  where  the  family 
Sits  round  the  table  at  the  spare  repast. 
Sometimes  they  run  and  hide  it. 

Bishop.  Most  unmannerly ! 

Inhuman,  I  would  add  unchristianlike. 

Father  John.  Sometimes  they  push  toward  me 

the  untasted 

And  uninviting  food,  look  wistfully, 
Press  me ;  yet  dread  acceptance.    Yesterday 
A  little  girl,  the  youngest  of  the  five, 
Was  raising  to  her  lips  a  mealy  bean 
(I  saw  no  other  on  the  unsoil'd  plate) 
And,  looking  at  my  eyes  fixt  hard  on  hers, 
And  thinking  they  were  fixt  upon  the  morsel, 
Pusht  it  between  my  lips,  and  ran  away. 

Bishop.  Brother!  I  should  have  call'd  her  a 

good  child  ; 

I  should  myself  have  given  the  benediction 
With  my  own  hand,  and  placed  it  on  her  head : 
I  wonder  you  don't  praise  her.     Brother  John ! 
I  have  my  nones  to  run  thro' ;  so,  good-by. 

Fatlier  John.  Just  God  !  does  this  house  stand  ? 

Dark  are  thy  ways, 
Inscrutable  !     Be  thy  right  hand  our  guide! 

SCENE  II.    SENATE-HOUSE. 

SENATORS.     CONSUL. 

Consul.  Senators !  ye  have  call'd  me  to  debate 
On  our  condition. 

Senator.  Consul !  we  are  lost. 

Consul.  All  are  who  think  so. 

Second  Senator.  Even  the  best 

want  food. 

Consul.  The  bravest  do. 

Third  Senator.  How  shall  men  fight 

without  it  ? 

Fourth  Senator.  Concord  and  peace  might  have 
return'd. 

Consul.        By  yielding, 

Think  ye  ]  Not  they :  contempt  and  sorrow  might. 
Can  there  be  ever  concord  (peace  there  may  be) 
Between  the  German  and  Italian  1   None. 
Kemember  how  that  ancient  city  fell, 
Milano.     Seven  whole  years  resisted  she 
The  imperial  sword  :  she  listened  to  conditions 
And  fell.     The  soldiers  of  His  Majesty  .  . 
His  soldiers,  ay,  his  very  court  .  .  shed  tears 
At  such  affliction,  at  such  utter  ruin, 
At  such  wide  wails,  such  universal  woe. 
They  all  were  equal  then ;  for  all  were  slaves, 
Scatter'd,  the  poor,  the  rich,  the  brave,  the  coward, 


Thro'  Bergamo,  Pavia,  Lodi,  Como, 
The  cities  of  the  enemy.     There  stood 
No  vestige  of  the  walls,  no  church  to  pray  in  .  . 
And  what  was  left  to  pray  for  1    What  but  Caesar1? 
Throw  rather  all  your  wealth  into  the  sea 
Than  let  the  robber  priest  lay  hold  upon  it, 
And,  if  ye  die  of  famine,  die  at  least 
In  your  own  houses  while  they  are  your  own. 
But  there  are  many  yet  whose  hearts  and  arms 
Will  save  you  all :  to-day  you  all  can  fight, 
The  enemy  shall  feed  you  all  to-morrow. 
Were  it  no  shame  a  priest  should  seize  the  prey 
That  kings  and  emperors  dropt  with  broken  talon  ? 
The  eagle  flew  before  your  shouts ;  and  now 
A  vulture  must  swoop  down  !  but  vultures  keep 
From  living  men  and  from  warm  blood ;  they  revel 
(And  most  the  Roman  vulture)  in  corruption. 
Have  ye  forgotten  how  your  fathers  fought, 
When  Totila  with  Goths  invincible 
Besieged  you ;  not  with  priests  and  choristers  ; 
When  twenty-seven  ships  assail'd  your  port 
And  when  eleven  only  ever  left  it  ? 
Rome  fell  before  him  twice ;  not  once  Ancona. 
Your  fathers  saved  the  city .  .  ye  shall  save  her. 

Senator.   Weapons  are  insufficient;  courage, 

vows, 

Avail  not.    We  are  unprepared  for  war : 
Scanty  was  our  last  harvest :  and  these  winds 
Are  adverse.    They  know  that  who  now  defy  us, 
Blockading  us  alike  by  sea  and  land. 

Consul.  We  some  are  poor,  we  some  are  pros- 
perous, 

We  all  alike  owe  all  we  have  :  the  air 
Is  life  alike  to  all,  the  sun  is  warmth, 
The  earth,  its  fruits  and  flocks,  are  nutriment, 
Children  and  wives  are  comforts  ;  all  partake 
(Or  may  partake)  in  these.     Shall  hoarded  grain 
Or  gold  be  less  in  common,  when  the  arms 
That  guard  it  are  not  those  that  piled  it  up, 
But  those  that  shrink  without  it  ]  Come,  ye  rich, 
Be  richer  still :  strengthen  your  brave  defenders, 
And  make  all  yours  that  was  not  yours  before. 
Dares  one  be  affluent  where  ten  thousand  starve  ? 
Open  your  treasuries,  your  granaries, 
But  throw  mine  open  first.    Another  year 
Will  roughen  this  equality  again, 
The  rich  be  what  they  were ;  the  poor  .  .  alas  ! 
What  they  were  too  perhaps  .  .  but  every  man 
More  happy,  each  one  having  done  his  duty. 

Senator  (To  another).  Hark  !  the  young  fools 

applaud  !  they  rise  around  ; 
They  hem  him  in ;  they  seize  and  kiss  his  hand ; 
He  shakes  our  best  supporters. 

Another.  Give  the  sign 

To  those  without. 

[PEOPLE  enter.] 

Consul.  Who  called  you  hither  1 

[  Various  voices. 

First.  Want. 

Second.  Famine. 

Third.  Our  families. 

Fourth.  I  had  three  sons ; 

One  hath  been  slain,  one  wounded. 


590 


THE  SIEGE  OF  ANCONA. 


[ACT  in. 


Only  one 


Fifth. 
Had  I :  my  loss  is  greatest. 

Sixth.  Grant  us  peace. 

Sir  Consul,  peace  we  plead  for,  only  peace. 

Consul.  Will  peace  bring  back  the  dead  ?  will 

peace  restore 

Lost  honour  1  will  peace  heal  the  wounds  your  sons 
And  brothers  writhe  with  1    They  who  gave  those 

wounds 

Shall  carry  home  severer,  if  they  live, 
And  never  in  my  consulate  shall  laugh 
At  those  brave  men  whom  men  less  brave  desert. 
True,  some  have  fallen  :  but  before  they  fell 
They  won  the  field ;  nor  now  can  earthly  power 
Take  from  their  cold  clencht  hands  the  spoil  they 

grasp; 

No  mortal  spoil,  but  glory.     Life,  my  sons, 
Life  may  lose  all :  the  seal  that  none  can  break 
Hath  stampt  their  names,  all  registered  above. 

Senator  (To  a  Man  near).  Speak;  you  poor  fool ! 

speak  loudly,  or  expect 
From  me  no  favour  .  .  and  tell  that  man  next. 

Man.  Oh !  we  are  starving. 

Consul.  Better  starve  than 

serve. 

Another.  He  has  no  pity. 

Consul.  What  is  that  I  hear  ? 

I  have  no  pity.    Have  I  not  a  daughter  1 

Another.  0  what  a  daughter  !    How  compas- 
sionate ! 

How  charitable  !    Had  she  been  born  poor 
She  could  not  more  have  pitied  poverty. 

Consul.  Two  ounces  of  coarse  bread,  wine,  which 

she  loathes, 
And  nothing  more,  sustain  her. 

Another.  God  sustains  her ; 

He  will  not  leave  his  fairest  work  to  perish. 

Consul.  Fight  then,  fight  bravely,  while  ye  can, 

my  friends ! 
In  God  have  confidence,  if  none  in  me. 

[Shouts  of  applause.    Part  of  the  People  leave 
the  Senators.] 

Senator  (To  another).  Seducer  of  the  people  ! 

shall  it  end 
Thus  vilely?  [To  the  CONSUL.] 

You  have  stores  at  home,  Sir  Consul ! 
You  have  wide  lands. 

Another  Senator.     You  should  support  your 
order. 

Consul.  My  order !  God  made  one ;  of  that  am  I. 
Stores,  it  appears,  I  have  at  home  ;  wide  lands  ; 
Are  those  at  home  tool  or  within  my  reach  ? 
Paternal  lands  I  do  inherit ;  wide 
They  are  enough,  but  stony,  mountainous, 
The  greater  part  unprofitable. 

Senator.  Some 

The  richest  in  rich  wine. 

Consul.  Few  days  ago 

Nearly  a  hundred  barrels  were  unbroached. 

Another  Senator.  A  hundred  loaves,  tho'  small 

indeed  and  dry, 

Would  they  be  worth  in  such  distress  as  ours. 
We  could  raise  half  among  us. 

Consul.  Shame  upon  you ! 


Had  not  your  unwise  laws  and  unfair  thrift 
Prohibited  the  entrance  of  supplies 
While  they  could  enter,  never  had  this  famine 
Stalked  through  the  people. 

Senator.  But  the  laws  are  laws. 

Consul.  Yours;  never  theirs. 

Another  Senator.  Why  thus  inflame 

the  people  ? 

Consul.  Who  brought  the  people  hither?   for 

what  end  ? 

To  serve  you  in  your  avarice ;  to  cry  peace  I 
Not  knowing  peace  from  servitude. 

Senator.  For  quiet, 

Spare  them  at  least  a  portion  of  the  wine. 

Consul.  Nor  them  nor  you ;  nor  price  nor  force 
shall  gain  it. 

People.  Are  we  to  perish  ?  Hunger  if  we  must, 
Let  us  be  strengthen'd  by  a  draught  of  wine 
To  bear  it  on. 

Senator.  Wine  is  the  oil  of  life, 

And  the  lamp  burns  with  it  which  else  were  spent. 

People.  Sir  Consul!  we  forbear ;  we  honour  you, 
But  tell  us,  ere  we  sink,  where  one  flask  lies. 

Consul.  Go  ask  the  women  labouring  of  child, 
Ask  those  who  nurse  their  infants,  ask  the  old, 
Who  can  not  fight,  ask  those  who  fought  the  best, 
The  wounded,  maim'd,  disabled,  the  Anconites. 
Sirs  !  if  ye  find  one  flask  within  our  cellar, 
Crack  it,  and  throw  the  fragments  in  my  face. 

People.  Let  us  away.  [Shouts  of  applause. 

Consul.  Follow  me  to  the  walls ; 

And  you,  too,  senators,  learn  there  your  duty. 

People.  We  swear  to  do  our  best. 

Consul.  Sworn  wisely !  Life 

Is  now  more  surely  to  be  won  by  arms 
Than  death  is,  and  the  sword  alone  can  win  it. 
I  lead  the  way ;  let  who  will  lag  behind. 

SCENE  m.    THE  CITY. 

PAOLUCCI,  Officers,  Citizens. 

Office?:.  The  consul  has  been  wounded.    Who 

is  left 

To  lead  us  ]  and  what  leader  would  suffice  ? 
The  strongest  sink  with  famine,  lying  down 
Along  the  battlements,  and  only  raised 
When  sounds  the  trumpet. 
First  Citizen.  And  most  fall  again. 
Second  Citizen.    Our  day  is  come,  the  day  of 

our  disgrace. 
Paolucci.  Ours  never  was  that  day,  and  never 

shall  be. 

Ye  may  have  lost  your  consul  (let  us  hope 
He  is  not  lost  to  us)  but  we  are  sure 
His  memory  and  example  yet  remain 
With  all  their  life  in  them. 
[To  the  People.] 

Young  men .'  perhaps 

Ye  know  me  not :  your  fathers  knew  me  well ; 
Their  fathers  better.     Three-score  years  ago 
I  was  your  consul :  none  then  preached  surrender ; 
And  let  none  now :  yet  there  were  those  around 
Who  would  have  pinfolded  the  quiet  flock 
As  gladly  as  yon  shepherd  at  the  gate. 


SCENE   IV.] 


THE  SIEGE  OF  ANCONA. 


591 


Who  can 


People.  We  can  resist  no  longer. 

count 
The  slain  ] 

Paolucci.  Say,  rather,  who  can  praise  the  slain  ? 
Glorified  souls  1  happy  your  sleep  !  ye  hear 
No  shameful  speech  from  brethren  ! 

People.  Arms  alone 

Should  not  subdue  us  :  famine  has :  we  starve. 
Paolucci.  While  life  remains  life's  sufferings 

will  arise, 

Whether  from  famine  or  from  sharper  sting 
Than  famine  :  upon  every  hearth  almost 
There  creeps  some  scorpion  never  seen  till  felt. 
But  until  every  arm  that  guards  our  walls 
Drop  helpless  at  the  starting  ribs,  until 
That  hour,  stand  all  united.    Ye  despair 
Untimely.    He  who  rules  us  rules  us  well, 
Exciting  no  false  hope,  as  bad  men  do 
When  they  have  led  where  none  can  extricate. 
I  was  your  consul  while  the  king  Lothaire 
Besieged  the  city,  proud  as  any  prelate, 
Swearing  he  would  reduce  it.    Other  kings 
Have  sworn  the  same .  .  and  kept  their  word  like 

kings .  . 

Cursing  and  flying.    We  have  met  brave  foes ; 
But  they  met  braver.    Fly ;  and  let  the  crook 
Drag  a  vile  flock  back  from  its  flight  to  slaughter. 
Ail.  We  scorn  the  thought.     But  where  lies 

human  help  ? 
Paolucci.  I  may  be  spared  to  seek  it,  spared 

to  try 

If  one  brave  man  breathes  yet  among  the  powerful. 
Who  knows  not  Marchesella  ? 

Officer.  Brave  he  is, 

But  mindful  of  the  emperor.    He  saw 
Milano,  which  had  stood  two  thousand  years, 
Sink  ;*  every  tree,  on  hill  or  vale,  cut  down, 
The  vine,  the  olive,  ripe  and  unripe  corn 
Burnt  by  this  minister  of  God.   Throughout 
There  was  no  shade  for  sick  men  to  die  under, 
There  was  no  branch  to  strow  upon  the  bier. 
Another  Officer.  His  father  was   courageous 

why  not  he  ? 
A  third  Officer.  Above  all  living  men  is  Mar 

chesella 

Courageous  :  but  pray  what  are  our  deserts 
With  him,  that  he  should  hazard  for  our  sake 
His  lordly  castles  and  his  wide  domains  1 
Perhaps  his  fame  in  arms !  'Twere  mad  to  hope  it 
Prudence,  we  know,  for  ever  guides  his  courage. 
Paolucci.  If  generous  pity  dwells  not  in  hi 

house, 

As  once  it  did,  with  every  other  virtue, 
Seek  it,  where  brave  men  never  seek  in  vain, 
In  woman's  breast :  away  to  Bertinoro  : 
Take  heart :  the  countess  is  a  Frangipani : 
There  are  a  thousand  trumpets  in  that  name : 
Methinks  I  hear  them  blowing  toward  Ancona. 
Old  men  talk  long  :  but  be  not  ye  so  idle  : 
Hie  to  the  walls  :  I  will  sue  her.     To  arms  ! 
To  arms !  the  consul  of  past  years  commands  you 


*  Ancona  was  besieged  1162, 1174. 


SCENE  IV.    CONSUL'S  HOUSE: 
PAOLUCCI.     CONSUL.    EKMINIA. 

Paolucci.  Consul !  how  fare  you  ? 
Consul.  Not  amiss. 

Paolucci.  But  wounded  ? 

Consul.  There  was  more  blood  than  wound,  they 

say  who  saw  it. 

Erminia.  My  father,  sir,  slept  well  all  night. 
Paolucci.  All  night 

\.n  angel  watched  him ;  he  must  needs  sleep  well. 

Consul.  I  drove  away  that  little  fly  in  vain, 
t  flutter'd    round   the   fruit    whose  skin    was 

broken. 
Erminia.  Sweet  father !  talk  not  so ;  nor  much 

at  all. 

Paolucci.  Consul !  I  have  not  many  days  of  life, 
As  you  may  see  ;  and  old  men  are  in  want 
Of  many  little  things  which  those  in  power 
3an  give  :  and  'twere  amiss  to  hold  them  back 
Jecause  unclaim'd  before. 

Consul.  I  well  remember, 

Though  then  a  child,  how  all  this  city  praised 
four  wisdom,  zeal,  and  probity,  when  consul. 
Ancona  then  was  flourishing ;  but  never 
Were  those  compensated  who  served  their  country, 
ixcept  by  serving  her;  'twas  thought  enough; 
We  think  so  still.     Beside,  the  treasury 
Is  emptied,  that  it  may  procure  us  food 
And  troops.     Be  sure  the  very  first  that  eats 
The  strangers'  corn  (if  any  reach  our  port) 
Shall  be  no  other  than  yourself :  your  age 
And  virtue  merit  from  us  this  distinction. 
Paolucci.  Sir  Consul !  I  want  more  than  that. 
Consul.  Keceive  it 

And  welcome  from  the  father  and  the  man, 
Not  from  the  consul.    Now  would  you  yourself 
Act  differently  (I  ask)  on  this  occasion  ? 

Paolucci.  More  kindly,  no ;  but  differently,  yes. 
Consul.  What  would  you  from  me  ? 
Paolucci.  High  distinction,  consul ! 

Consul.  I  will  propose  it,  as  I  justly  may, 
And  do  regret  it  has  been  so  deferred. 

Paolucci.  May  I  speak  plainly  what  ambition 

prompts  1 

Consul.  I  hear  all  claims. 
Paolucci.  Those  sacks  hold  heavy  sums. 

Consul.  Avarice  was  never  yet  imputed  to  you. 
Paolucci.  'Tis  said  you  can  not  move  them 

from  the  town. 
Consul.    Difficult,   dangerous,  doubtful,    such 

attempt. 

The  young  Stamura  loves  bold  enterprizes, 
And  may  succeed  where  others  would  despair  : 
But,  such  the  lack  of  all  that  life  requires 
Even  for  a  day,  I  dare  not  send  one  loaf 
Aboard  his  bark.     Hunger  would  urge  the  many 
To  rush  and  seize  it. 

Paolucci.  They  would  not  seize  me. 

One  loaf  there  is  at  home :  that  boy  shall  share  it. 
Erminia.  He  would  not,  though  he  pined. 
Consul.  A  youth  so  abstinent 

I  never  knew, 
Paolucci.  But  when  we  are  afloat  .  . 


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THE  SIEGE  OP  ANCONA. 


[ACT  in. 


We  shall  not  be  : 


Consul. 
We  think  not  of  escape. 

Paolucci.  No  :  God  forbid  I 

We  will  meet  safety  in  the  path  of  honor. 

Consul.  Why  say  afloat  then? 

Paolucci.  Only  he  and  I. 

This  is  the  guerdon  I  demand,  the  crown 
Of  my  grey  hairs. 

Erminia.  Alas !  what  aid  could  either 

Afford  the  other  ?    0  sir  !  do  not  go ! 
You  are  too  old ;   he   much  too  rash .  .    Dear 

father ! 
If  you  have  power,  if  you  have  love,  forbid  it ! 

Paolucci.   It  was  advised  that  younger  ones 

should  go : 

Some  were  too  daring,  some  were  too  despondent : 
I  am  between  these  two  extremes. 

Consul.  But  think 

Again ! 

Paolucci.  I  have  no  time  for  many  thoughts, 
And  I  have  chosen  out  of  them  the  best. 

Erminia.  He  never  will  return  !  he  goes  to  die ! 
I  knew  he  would ! 

Consul.  His  days  have  been  prolonged 

Beyond  the  days  of  man :  and  there  goes  with  him 
One  who  sees  every  danger  but  his  own. 


SCENE  V.    SEASIDE.    NIGHT. 

PAOLUCCI,  STAMTJKA. 

Paolucci.  I  feel  the  spray  upon  my  face  already. 
Is  the  wind  fair  ] 

Stamura.  'Tis  fiercely  fair. 

Paolucci.  The  weather 

Can  not  be  foul  then. 

Stamura  (Lifting  Mm  aboard).  Sit  down  here. 
Don't  tremble. 

Paolucci.  Then  tell  the  breeze  to  wax  a  trifle 

warmer, 

And  lay  thy  hand  upon  those  hissing  waves. 
She  grates  the  gravel .  .  We  are  off  at  last. 


ACT  III. 

SCENE  I.    CASTLE  OF  BEBTINORO. 

COUHTESS  OF  BERTINORO,  MARCHESELLA,  PAOLUCCI, 
and  STAMURA. 

Page.   My  lady !  here  are  two  such  men  as 

never 
Enter'd  a  palace-gate. 

Countess.  Who  are  they1? 

Page.  One 

Older  than  anything  I  ever  saw, 
Alive  or  dead ;  the  other  a  stout  youth, 
Guiding  him,  and  commanding  all  around 
To  stand  aside,  and  give  that  elder  way ; 
At  first  with  gentle  words,  and  then  with  stern. 
Coarse  their  habiliments,  their  beards  unshorn, 
Yet  they  insist  on  entrance  to  my  lady. 

Countess.   Admit  the  elder,  but  exclude  the 
other. 


Wait.  [To  MAROHESELLA. 

If  the  younger  be  his  son,  what  little 
Of  service  I  may  render  to  the  father 
Will  scarce  atone  for  keeping  him  apart. 

[To  the  Page. 
Go ;  bid  them  enter ;  both. 

[STAMURA,  having  led  PAOLUCCI  in,  retires. 
Paolucci.  I  come,  0  countess  ! 

Imploring  of  your  gentleness  and  pity, 
To  save  from  fire  and  sword,  and,  worse  than 

either, 

Worse,  and  more  imminent,  to  save  from  famine 
The  few  brave  left,  the  many  virtuous, 
Virgins  and  mothers  (save  them  !)  in  Ancona. 
Countess.  Nay,  fall  not  at  my  knee.    Age  must 

not  that  .  . 
Raise  him,  good  Marchesella ! 

Paolucci.  You  too,  here, 

Illustrious  lord  ] 

Marchesella.    What !  and  art  thou  still  living, 
Paolucci  ?  faithful,  hospitable  soul ! 
We  have  not  met  since  childhood  .  .  mine,   I 

mean. 

Paolucci.  Smile  not,  my  gentle  lord  !  too  gra- 
cious then, 

Be  now  more  gracious ;  not  in  looks  or  speech, 
But  in  such  deeds  as  you  can  best  perform. 
Friendship  another  time  might  plead  for  us ; 
Now  bear  we  what  our  enemy  would  else 
Seize  from  us,  all  the  treasures  of  our  city, 
To  throw  them  at  your  feet  for  instant  aid. 
Help,  or  we  perish.    Famine  has  begun  .  . 
Begun  ?  has  almost  ended  .  .  with  Ancona. 
Countess.   Already]    We  have  been  too  dila- 
tory. 
Marchesella.  I  could  not  raise  the  money  on 

my  lands 

Earlier ;  it  now  is  come.    I  want  not  yours : 
Place  it  for  safety  in  this  castle-keep, 
If  such  our  lady's  pleasure. 

Countess.  Until  peace. 

Marchesella.  My  troops  are  on  the  march. 
Countess.  And  mine  not  yet  ] 

Eepose  you,  sir  !  they  shall  arrive  with  you, 
Or  sooner.    Is  that  modest  youth  your  son  ? 
Paolucci.  Where  is  he  ?  gone  again  ? 
Countess.  When  first  you  enter'd. 

Paolucci.  Some  angel  whisper'd  your  benign 

intent 

Into  his  ear,  else  had  he  never  left  me. 
My  son  1    Who  would  not  proudly  call  him  so  1 
Soon  shall  ye  hear  what  mother  bore  the  boy, 
And  where  he  dash'd  the  gallies,  while   that 

mother 

Fired  their  pine  towers,  already  wheel'd  against 
Our  walls,  and  gave  us  time  .  .  for  what]  to 

perish. 

Marchesella.  No,  by  the  saints  above !  not  yet, 
not  yet.  [Trumpet  sounds. 

Countess.  Merenda  is  announced.     Sir,  I   en- 
treat you 

To  lead  me  !    Grant  one  favour  more ;  and  hint 
not 


SCENE   II.] 


THE  SIEGE  OF  ANCONA. 


593 


To  our  young  friend  that  we  have  learnt  his 
prowess.  [To  a  Page. 

Conduct  the  noble  youth  who  waits  without. 

SCENE  II. 

COUNTESS,  MARCHESELLA,  PAOLUCCI,  STAMURA, 
at  Table. 

Countess  (to  STAMURA).  Sir,  there  are  seasons 

when  'tis  incivility 

To  ask  a  name ;  'twould  now  be  more  uncivil 
To  hesitate. 

Stamura.  Antonio  is  my  name. 

Countess.  Baptismal.    Pray,  the  family1? 

Stamura.  Stamura ; 

But  that  my  honour'd  father  gave  in  marriage 
To  her  who  wears  it  brighter  day  by  day  : 
She  calls  me  rather  by  the  name  he  bore. 

Countess.  It  must  be  known  and  cherisht. 

Stamura.  By  the  bravest 

And  most  enduring  in  my  native  place  ; 
It  goes  no  farther  :  we  are  but  just  noble. 

Countess.  He  who  could  head  the  tempest,  and 

make  serve 

Unruly  ocean,  not  for  wealth,  nor  harm 
To  any  but  the  spoiler,  high  above 
That  ocean,  high  above  that  tempest's  wing, 
He  needs  no  turret  to  abut  his  name, 
He  needs  no  crescent  to  stream  light  on  it, 
Nor  castellan,  nor  seneschal,  nor  herald. 

Paolucci.   Ha !   boy,  those  words  make  thy 

breast  rise  and  fall, 

Haply  as  much  as  did  the  waves.    The  town 
Could  ill  repay  thee  ;  Beauty  overpays. 

Countess.  Talk  what  the  young  should  hear ; 

nor  see  the  meed 

Of  glorious  deeds  in  transitory  tints, 
Fainter  or  brighter. 

Paolucci.  I  was  wrong. 

Countess.  Not  quite  : 

For  beauty,  in  thy  native  town,  young  man, 
May  feel  her  worth  in  recompensing  thine. 

Stamura   (aside).    Alas!    alas!   she    perishes! 

while  here 
We  tarry. 

Paolucci  (overhearing).    She?    Who  perishes? 

Stamura.  The  town. 

Paolucci.  How  the  boy  blushes  at  that  noble 
praise ! 

Countess.  They  blush  at  glory  who  deserve  it 

most. 
.  .  Blushes  soon  go  :  the  dawn  alone  is  red. 

Stamura.  We  know  what  duty,  not  what  glory 

is. 

The  very  best  among  us  are  not  rich 
Nor  powerful. 

Countess.        Are  they  anywhere  ? 

Paolucci.  His  deeds, 

If  glorious  in  themselves,  require  no  glory. 
Even  this  siege,  those  sufferings,  who  shall  heed  1 

Countess.  He  gives  most  light  by  being  not  too 

high. 

Remember  by  what  weapon  fell  the  chief 
Of  Philistines.     Did  brazen  chariots,  driven 


By  giants,  roll  against  him  ?    From  the  brook, 
Striking  another  such,  another  day, 
A  little  pebble  stretcht  the  enormous  bulk 
That  would  have  fill'd  it  and  have  turn'd  its 

course. 

And  in  the  great  deliverers  of  mankind 
Whom  find  ye  ?  Those  whom  varlet  pipers  praise. 
The  greatest  of  them  all,  by  all  adored, 
Did  Babylon  from  brazen-belted  gate, 
Not  humble  straw-rooft  Bethlehem,  send  forth  1 
We  must  not  be  too  serious.    Let  us  hear 
How  were  the  cables  cut. 

Paolucci.  I  saw  the  shears 

That  dipt  them.     Father  John,  before  he  went, 
Show'd  me  them,  how  they  workt.     He  himself 

held 

The  double  crescent  of  sharp  steel,  in  form 
Like  that  swart  insect's  which  you  shake  from  fruit 
About  the  kernel.     This  enclaspt  the  cable ; 
And  two  long  handles  (a  stout  youth,  at  each 
Extremity,  pushing  with  all  his  strength 
Right  forward)  sunder'd  it.     Then  swiftly  flew 
One  vessel  to  the  shore  ;  and  then  another  : 
And  hardly  had  the  youths  or  Father  John 
Time  to  take  breath  upon  the  upper  wave, 
When  down  they  sank  again  and  there  swang 

round 

Another  prow,  and  dasht  upon  the  mole. 
Then  many  blithe  Venetians  fell  transfixt 
With  arrows,  many  sprang  into  the  sea 
And  cried  for  mercy.     Upon  deck  appeared 
The  pope's  own  nephew,  who  ('tis  said)  had  come 
To  arbitrate.     He  leapt  into  a  boat 
Which  swam  aside,  most  gorgeously  array'd, 
And  this  youngman  leapt  after  him  and  seized  him. 
He,  when  he  saw  a  dagger  at  his  throat, 
Bade  all  his  crew,  four  well-built  men,  surrender. 

Stamura.   They  could  not  have  feared   me : 
they  saw  our  archers. 

Countess.  And  where  is  now  your  prisoner  ? 

Stamura.  He  desired 

An  audience  of  the  consul. 

Countess.  To  what  end  ? 

Stamura.  I  know  not:  I  believe  to  court  his 
daughter. 

Countess.  Is  the  girl  handsome  ?    Is  that  ques- 
tion harder 
Than  what  I  askt  before  ?  will  he  succeed  ] 

Stamura.  Could  he  but  save  from  famine  our 

poor  city, 
And . .  could  he  make  her  happy . . 

Countess.  Pray  go  on. 

It  would  delight  you  then  to  see  him  win  her? 

Stamura.  0  that  I  had  not  saved  him  !   or  my- 
self! 

Countess.  She  loves  him  then  ?    And  you  hate 

foreigners. 

I  do  believe  you  like  the  fair  Erminia 
Yourself. 

Stamura.  She  hates  me.    Who  likes  those  that 
hate  him  ? 

Countess.  I  never  saw  such  hatred  as  you  bear 

her : 
If  she  bears  you  the  like .  . 


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THE  SIEGE  OF  ANCONA. 


[ACT  iv. 


Stamura.  She  can  do  now 

No  worse  than  what  she  has  done. 

Countess.  Who  knows  that  1 

I  am  resolved  to  see. 

Stamura.  0  lady  Countess  ! 

How  have  I  made  an  enemy  of  you  ] 
Place  me  the  lowest  of  your  band,  but  never 
Affront  her  with  the  mention  of  my  name. 
When  the  great  work  which  you  have  undertaken 
Is  done,  admit  me  in  your  castle-walls, 
And  never  let  me  see  our  own  again. 

Countess.  I  think  I  may  accomplish  what  you 

wish; 
But,  recollect,  I  make  no  promises. 

ACT  IV. 

SCENE  I.     OPEN   SPACE    NEAR   THE  BALISTA 
GATE    IN    ANCONA. 

TJie  LADY  MALASPINA,  her  Infant,  and  a  Soldier. 

• 

Soldier.  I  am  worn  down  with  famine,  and  can 

live 
But  few  hours  more. 

L.  Malaspina.        I  have  no  food. 

Soldier.  Nor  food 

Could  I  now  swallow.    Bring  me  water,  water  ! 

L.  Malaspina.   Alas  !  I  can  not.     Strive  to 
gain  the  fountain. 

Soldier.  I  have  been  nigh. 

L.  Malaspina.  And  could  not  reach  it  1 

Soldier.  Crowds 

I  might  pierce  through,  but  how  thrust  back 

their  cries  1 

They  madden'd  me  to  flight  ere  half-way  in. 
Some  upright . .  no,  none  that .  .  but  some  un- 

fallen, 
Yet  pressing  down  with  their  light  weight  the 

weaker. 

The  brows  of  some  wefe  bent  down  to  their  knees, 
Others  (the  hair  seized  fast  by  those  behind) 
Lifted  for  the  last  time  their  eyes  to  heaven  ; 
And  there  were  waves  of  heads  one  moment's  space 
Seen,  then  unseen  for  ever.    Wails  rose  up 
Half  stifled  underfoot,  from  children  some, 
And  some  from  those  who  bore  them. 

L.  Malaspina.  Mercy  !  mercy  ! 

0  blessed  Virgin !  thou  wert  mother  too  I 

How  didst  thou  suffer  !  how  did  He  !    Save,  save 

At  least  the  infants,  if  all  else  must  perish. 

Soldier!  brave  soldier !  dost  thou  weep?  then  hope. 

Soldier.  I  suffer'd  for  myself ;  deserve  I  mercy  ? 

L.  Malaspina.  He  who  speaks  thus  shall  find 

it.     Try  to  rise. 
Soldier.  No  :  could  I  reach  the  fountain  in  my 
thirst, 

1  would  not. 

L.  Malaspina.  Life  is  sweet. 

Soldier.  To  brides,  to  mothers. 

L.  Malaspina.    Alas !    how  soon   may  those 

names  pass  away  ! 

I  would  support  thee  partly,  wert  thou  willing. 
But  my  babe  sleeps. 

Soldier.  Sleep,  little  one,  sleep  on ! 

I  shall  sleep  too  as  soundly,  by  and  by. 


L.  Malaspina.  Courage,  one  effort  more. 

Soldier.  And  tread  on  children  ! 
On  children  clinging  to  my  knees  for  strength 
To  help  them  on,  and  with  enough  yet  left 
To  pull  me  down,  but  others  pull  down  them. 
God  !  let  me  bear  this  thirst,  but  never  more 
Bear  that  sad  sight !    Tread  on  those  tiny  hands 

lasping  the  dust !    See  those  dim  eyes  upturn'd, 
Those  rigid  lips  reproachless  !     Man  may  stir, 
Woman   may  shake,  my    soul;     but    children, 
children  ! 

0  God  !   those  are  thine  own  !    make  haste  to 

help  them  ! 
Happy  that  babe  ! 

L.  Malaspina.      Thou  art  humane. 

Soldier.  'Tis  said 

That  hunger  is  almost  as  bad  as  wealth 
To  make  men  selfish ;  but  such  feebleness 
Comes  over  me,  all  things  look  dim  around, 
And  life  most  dim,  and  least  worth  looking  after. 

L.  Malaspina.   I  pity  thee.     Day  after  day 

myself 

Have  lived  on  things  unmeet  for  sustenance. 
My  milk  is  failing .  .  Eise  .  . 

(To  the  Child)    My  little  one  ! 
God  will  feed  thee  !    Be  sleep  thy  nourisher 
Until  his  mercies  strengthen  me  afresh  ! 
Sink  not :  take  heart :   advance  :    Here,  where 

from  heaven 
The  Virgin-mother  can  alone  behold  us, 
Draw  some  few  drops.  [TJie  tocsin  sounds. 

Soldier.    Ha  !  my  ears  boom  thro'  faintness. 
What  sounds  ? 

L.  Malaspina.  The  bell. 

Soldier.  Then  they  are  at  the  gate .  . 

1  can  but  thank  you  . .  Give  me  force,  0  Heaven  ! 
For  this  last  fight ! .  .  and  keep  from  harm  these 

twain  ! 

MALASPINA  and  Child  alone. 
L.  Malaspina.    And   still  thou  sleepest,  my 

sweet  babe !    Is  death 

Like  sleep  1  Ah,  who  then,  who  would  fear  to  die  1 
How  beautiful  is  all  serenity  ! 
Sleep,  a  child's  sleep,  0  how  far  more  serene, 
And  0,  how  far  more  beautiful  than  any  ! 
Whether  we  breathe  so  gently  or  breathe  not, 
Slight  is  the  difference.     But  the  pangs,  the  rage 
Of  famine  who  can  bear  1 . .  unless  to  raise 
Her  child  above  it ! 

(Two  Priests  are  passing.) 
First  Priest.         Who  sits  yonder  ?  bent 

O'er  her  dead  babe  ?    as  many  do  within 

Their  houses ! 

Second  Priest.  Surely,  surely,  it  must  be 

She  who,  not  many  days  ago,  was  praised 

For  beauty,  purity,  humility, 

Above  the  noblest  of  Anconite  dames. 
First  Priest.  The  Lady  Malaspina  ? 
Second  Priest.  But  methinks 

The  babe  is  not  dead  yet. 

First  Priest.  Why  think  you  so] 

Second  Priest.  Because  she  weeps  not  over  it. 


SCENE    II.] 


THE  SIEGE  OF  ANCONA. 


595 


First  Priest.  For  that 

I  think  it  dead.    It  then  could  pierce  no  more 
Her  tender  heart  with  its  sad  sobs  and  cries. 
But  let  us  hasten  from  the  place  to  give 
The  dying  their  last  bread,  the  only  bread 
Yet  unconsumed,  the  blessed  eucharist. 
Even  this  little,  now  so  many  die, 
May  soon  be  wanting. 

Second  Priest.  God  will  never  let 

That  greater  woe  befall  us.  [The  Priests  go. 

Malaspina.  Who  runs  hither  ? 

[The  Soldier  falls  before  her. 
Art  thou  come  back  1  So !  thou  couldstrun,  0  vile  ! 

Soldier.  Lady !  your  gentleness  kept  life  with- 
in me 
Until  four  fell. 

L.  Malaspina.  Thyself  unwounded  ? 

Soldier.  No ; 

If  arms  alone  can  wound  the  soldier's  breast, 
They  toucht  me  not  this  time ;  nor  needed  they ; 
Famine  had  done  what  your  few  words  achieved. 

L.Malaspina.  They  were  too  harsh.  Forgive  me  ! 

Soldier.  Not  the  last. 

Those  were  not  harsh  !  Enter  my  bosom,  enter, 
Kind  pitying  words  !  untie  there  life's  hard  knot, 
And  let  it  drop  off  easily  !  How  blest ! 
I  have  not  robb'd  the  child,  nor  shamed  the 
mother !  [He  dies. 

L.  Malaspina.  Poor  soul !  and  the  last  voice  he 

heard  on  earth 

Was  bitter  blame,  unmerited  !  And  whose  ? 
Mine,  mine  !   Should  they  who  suffer  sting  the 

sufferer  ? 

0  saints  above  !  avenge  not  this  misdeed  ! 
What  doth  his  hand  hold  out  ?    A  little  crate, 
With  German  letters  round  its  inner  rim  . . 
And  .  .  full  of  wine  !  Yet  did  his  lips  burn  white  ! 
He  tasted  not  what  might  have  saved  his  life, 
But  brought  it  hither,  to  be  scorn'd  and  die. 
[Singers  are  heard  in  the  same  open  space  before 

an  image.'] 
Singers  !  where  are  they  ?    My  sight  swims ;  my 

strength 

Fails  me ;  I  can  not  rise,  nor  turn  to  look  ; 
But  only  I  can  pray,  and  never  voice 
Prays  like  the  sad  and  silent  heart  its  last. 

OLD  MEN. 

The  village  of  the  laurel  grove* 
Hath  seen  thee  hovering  high  above, 
Whether  pure  innocence  was  there, 
Or  helpless  grief,  or  ardent  prayer. 
O  Virgin  !  hither  turn  thy  view, 
For  these  are  in  Ancona  too. 
Not  for  ourselves  implore  we  aid, 
But  thou  art  mother,  tbou  art  maid ; 
Behold  these  suppliants,  and  secure 
Their  humbled  heads  from  touch  impure  ! 

MAIDENS. 

Hear,  maid  and  mother  !  hear  our  prayer .' 
Be  brave  and  aged  men  thy  care  ! 
And,  if  they  bleed,  O  may  it  be 
In  honour  of  thy  Son  and  thee  ! 
When  innocence  is  wrong'd,  we  know 
Thy  bosom  ever  felt  the  blow. 


*  The  House  of  Loreto  was  not  yet  brought  thither  by 
the  angels. 


Yes,  pure  One  !  there  are  tears  above, 
But  tears  of  pity,  tears  of  love, 
And  only  from  thine  eyes  they  fall, 
Those  eyes  that  watch  and  weep  for  all. 

[They  prostrate  tlwmselves. 

L.  Malaspina.  How  faintly  sound  those  voices  ' 

altho'  many : 

At  every  stave  they  cease,  and  rest  upon 
That  slender  reed  which  only  one  can  blow. 
But  she  has  heard  them  !    Me  too  she  has  heard. 
Heaviness,  sleep  comes  over  me,  deep  sleep  : 
Can  it,  so  imperturbable,  be  death? 
And  do  I  for  the  last  time  place  thy  lip 
Where  it  may  yet  draw  life  from  me,  my  child ! 
Thou,  who  alone  canst  save  him,  thou  wilt  save. 
[She  dies  :  the  child  on  her  bosom  still  sleeping. 

SCENE  H.     NIGHT  :    THE  MOLE  OF  ANCONA. 

CONSUL.     SENATOB. 
Senator.  Sir  consul,  you  have  heard  (no  doubt) 

that  fires 

Have  been  seen  northward  all  along  the  sky, 
And  angels  with  their  naming  swords  have  sprung 
From  hill  to  hill.  With  your  own  eyes  behold 
No  mortal  power  advancing.     Host  so  numerous 
No  king  or  emperor  or  soldan  led. 

Consul.  A  host,  a  mighty  host,  is  there  indeed? 
Senator.  It  covers  the  whole  range  of  Falcog- 

nara. 
Consul.    Methinks    some    fainter   lights    flit 

scatter'dly 
Along  the  coast,  more  southward. 

Senator.  The  archbishop 

Hath  seen  the  sign,  and  leads  away  his  troops. 
Consul.  We  are  too  weak  to  follow.    Can  then 

aid 

Have  come  so  soon?    'Tis  but  the  second  night 
Since  we  besought  it. 

Senator.  In  one  hour,  one  moment, 

Such  aid  can  come,  and  has  come.    Think  not, 

consul, 

That  force  so  mighty  and  so  sudden  springs 
From  earth.    And  what  Italian  dares  confront 
The  German? 

Consul.         What  Italian  !    All,  sir ;  all. 


ACT  V. 

SCENE  I.   TENT  OF  MARCHESELLA,  NEAR 
ANCONA.   EARLY  MORNING. 

MARCHESELLA.    OFFICERS.    PAOLUCCI. 

Officer.  My  general  !  easily  I  executed 
Your  orders. 

Marchesella.  Have  they  fled,  then  ? 

Officer.  Altogether. 

Marchesella.  And  could  you  reach  the  gate  ? 

Officer.  And  enter  too. 

Paolucci's  seal  unbarr'd  it ;  not  until 
I  held  two  loaves  above  my  head,  and  threw 
My  sword  before  me. 

Marchesella.  And  what  saw  you  then  ? 

Officer.  There  is  a  civil  war  within  the  city, 

QQ  2 


59(5 


THE  SIEGE  OP  ANCONA. 


[ACT  v. 


And  insolence  and  drunkenness  are  rife. 
Children,  and  old  and  middle-aged  were  reeling, 
And  some  were  slipping  over,  some  devouring 
Long-podded  weeds  with  jagged  edges,  cast 
Upon  the  shore. 

Paolucci.  Famine  had  gone  thus  far 

(Altho*  with  fewer)  ere  we  left  the  mole. 
The  ancient  garden-wall  was  overthrown 
To  get  the  twisted  roots  of  fennel  out  ; 
The  fruit-tree  that  could  give  no  fruit  gave  buds  ; 
The  almond's  bloom  was  withering,  but  whoe'er 
Possest  that  treasure  pierced  the  bark  for  gum  ; 
The  mulberry  sent  her  tardy  shoot,  the  cane 
Her  tenderer  one ;  the  pouting  vine  untied 
Her  trellised  gems  ;  the  apple-tree  threw  down 
Her  load  of  viscous  mistletoe  :  they  all 
(Little  it  was  !)  did  all  they  could  for  us. 

Marchesella.  The  Germans  (look  !)  have  left 

their  tents  behind : 

We  will  explore  them  ;  for  your  wary  soldiers 
Suspect,  and  well  they  may,  some  stratagem. 


SCENE  II.    ERMINIA-S  CHAMBER. 
ERMFNIA.     MARIA. 

[MARIA  is  going.    ERMINIA  calls  her  back. 

Erminia.  Maria,  is  the  countess  very  fair  ? 

Maria.  Most  beautiful.   But  you  yourself  must 

judge. 

She  sent  me  for  you  in  the  gentlest  tone, 
And  far  more  anxious  to  see  you,  than  you 
(It  seems)  are  to  see  lier. 

Erminia.  I  am  afraid 

To  see  her. 

Maria.  You  afraid !  Whom  should  you  fear  ? 
Beautiful  as  she  is,  are  not  you  more  so  ? 

Erminia.  So  you   may  think;  others   think 
otherwise. 

Maria.  She  is  so  affable !    When  many  lords 
Stood  round  about  her,  and  the  noblest  of  them 
And  bravest,  Marchesella,  who  would  give 
His  lands,  his  castles,  even  his  knighthood  for  her  .  . 
Whom  do  you  think  she  call'd  to  her  ? .  .  the  youth 
Who  cut  the  cables,  and  then  hid  himself 
That  none  might  praise  him  .  .  him  who  brought 

in  safety 
Your  lover  to  the  shore. 

Erminia  (angrily).         Whom  ? 

Maria.  Whom  ]    Stamura. 

Erminia.  What  heart  could  he  not  win .  .  not 
scorn  .  .  not  break  ] 

Maria.  I  do  not  hear  those  shy  ones  ever  break 
A  woman's  heart,  or  win  one.  They  may  scorn ; 
But  who  minds  that  1 

Erminia.  Leave  me. 

Maria.  And  tell  the  countess 

You  hasten  to  her  presence  1 

Erminia.  Is  he  there  ? 

Maria.  Who? 

Erminia.  Dull,  dull  creature  ! 

Maria.  The  brave  Marchesella  ? 

Erminia.  Are  there  none  brave  but  he1? 

Maria.  0  !  then,  Stamura. 


No :  when  he  led  her  from  the  mole  again, 
And  she  had  enter'd  the  hall-door,  he  left  her. 

Erminia.  I  fear'd  he  might  be  with  her.  Were 

he  with  her, 

What  matter  !  I  could  wait  until  .  .  Wait !  why  ? 
He  would  not  look  at  me,  nor  I  at  him. 

Maria.  No;  Icananswcrforhim.   Were  he  born 
Under  the  waves,  and  never  saw  the  sun, 
He  could  not  have  been  colder.     But  you  might 
Have  lookt  at  him,  perhaps. 

Erminia.  Not  I  indeed. 

Maria.  Few  men  are  like  him.  Howyouhugme! 

Erminia.  Go  .  . 

I  will  run  first  .  .  Go  .  .  I  am  now  quite  ready. 


SCENE  HI.    CHAMBER  IN  THE  CONSUL'S  HOUSE. 

COUNTESS  and  ERMINIA. 

Countess.  The  depths  of  love  are  warmer  than 

the  shallows, 
Purer,  and  much  more  silent, 

Erminia  (aside).  Ah  !  how  true  ! 

Countess.  He  loves  you,  my  sweet  girl ;  I  know 
he  does. 

Erminia.  He  says  not  so. 

Countess.         Child  !  all  men  are  dissemblers : 
The  generous  man  dissembles  his  best  thoughts, 
His  worst  the  ungenerous. 

Erminia.  If,  indeed,  he  loves  me  .  . 

Countess.  He  told  me  so. 

Erminia.  Ah !  then  he  loves  me  not. 

Who,  who  that  loves,  can  tell  it  ? 

Countess.  Who  can  hide  it  ? 

His  voice  betray*d  him;   half  his  words  were 

traitors  .  . 

To  him,  my  sweet  Erminia !  not  to  you. 
What !  still  unhappy !  [ERMINIA  weeps. 

Erminia.  Let  me  weep  away 

A  part  of  too  much  happiness. 

Countess.  I  wish 

One  more  could  see  it.     From  these  early  showers 
What  sweets,  that  never  spring  but  once,  arise ! 


SCENE  IV, 

CONSUL  enters. 

Consul.  Before  you  leave  us,  since  you  part  to- 
day, 

From  our  full  hearts  take  what  lies  deepest  there, 
And  what  God  wills  beyond  all  sacrifice  .  .  . 
Our  praises,  our  thanksgivings.     Thee  we  hail, 
Protectress  !     But  can  words,  can  deeds,  requite 
The  debt  of  our  deliverance  1 

Countess.  What  I  ask 

Should  not  infringe  your  freedom.  Power  is  sweet, 
And  victory  claims  something.     I  am  fain 
To  exercise  a  brief  authority 
Within  the  walls,  appointing  you  my  colleague. 

Consul.  Lady !  this  very  night  my  power  expires. 

Countess.  And  mine,  with  your  connivance, 
shall  begin. 

Consul.   Lady !  all  power  within  the  walls  is 
yours. 


SCENE   V.] 


THE  SIEGE  OF  ANCONA. 


597 


SCENE  V.    ARCH  OP  TRAJAN  ON  THE  MOLE. 

CONSUL,  MARCHESELLA,  COUNTESS,  SENATORS,  &c. 

Consul.  We  have  no  flowers  to  decorate  the  arch 
Whence  the  most  glorious  ruler  of  mankind 
Smiles  on  you,  lady  !  and  on  you,  who  rival 
His  valour,  his  humanity,  his  bounty. 
Nor  are' there  many  voices  that  can  sing 
Your  praises.     For,  alas  !  our  poor  frail  nature 
(May  it  be  seldom  !)  hears  one  call  above 
The  call  of  gratitude.    The  famishing 
Devour  your  bread.  But,  though  we  hear  no  praises, 
There  are  who  sing  them  to  their  harps  on  high, 
And  He  who  can  alone  reward  you  both 
Listens  in  all  his  brightness  to  the  song. 
I  do  entreat  you,  blemish  not  your  glory. 
No  exercise  of  might  or  sovranty 
Can  ever  bring  you  such  content  again 
As  this  day's  victory,  these  altar-prayers 
From  rescued  men,  men  perishing;  from  child 
And  parent :  every  parent,  every  child, 
Who  hears  your  name,  should  bless  you  evermore. 

Countess.  I  find,  sir,  I  must  win  you  through 
your  daughter. 

Consul.  The  girl  is  grateful :  urge  her  not  too 

far: 

I  could  not,  without  much  compunction,  thwart  her. 
Erminia !  go  :  we  meet  again  to-morrow. 

Countess.  Come  hither,  my  sweet  girl!    Coy 

as  thou  art, 

I  have  seen  one,  once  in  my  life,  as  coy. 
Stand  forth  thou  skulking  youth !    Here  is  no  sea 
To  cover  thee ;  no  ships  to  scatter.    Take 
This  maiden's  hand  .  .  unless  her  sire  forbid  . . 
Boldest  thou  back  ?  after  confession  too  ! 
I  will  reveal  it.  [To  ERMINIA. 

And  art  thou  ashamed  ? 

Erminia.  I  am  ashamed. 

Countess.  Of  what  ?  thou  simpleton  ! 

Erminia.  I  know  not  what .  .  of  having  been 
ashamed. 

Consul.  Antonio !  if  thou  truly  lovedst  her, 
What,  after  deeds  so  valiant,  kept  thee  silent? 

Stamura.   Inferior  rank,  deep  reverence,  due 

fear. 
I  know  who  rules  our  country. 

Consul.  I,  who  saved  her. 

[FATHER  JOHN  enters. 

F.  John.  What !    and   am  I  to  be  without 
reward  ? 

Consul.  Father !  be  sure  it  will  be  voted  you. 

Marchesella.  And  may  not  we  too  make  our 

pious  offerings, 
For  such  they  are,  when  such  men  will  receive  them. 


F.  John.  I  claim  the  hand  of  the  affianced. 

Girl! 
Shrink  not  from  me  !     Give  it  to  God  ! 

Erminia.  'Tis  given : 

I  can  not,  would  not,  will  not,  take  it  back. 

F.  John.  Refractory!  hast  thou  not  dedicated 
To  God  thy  heart  and  soul  ? 

Erminia.  I  might  have  done  it 

Had  never  this  day  shone. 

F.  John.  And  that  youth's  deeds 

Outshone  this  day,  or  any  day  before. 
When  thou  didst  give  thy  hand  to  the  deliverer 
Whom  God  had  chosen  for  us,  then  didst  thou 
Accomplish  his  great  work,  else  incomplete. 
I  claim  to  pour  his  benediction  on  you 
And  yours  for  ever.     Much,  much  misery, 
Have  I  inflicted  on  the  young  and  brave, 
And  can  not  so  repent  me  as  I  should ; 
But  'twas  in  one  day  only  my  device 
Ever  wrought  woe  on  any  man  alive. 

[PAOLUCCI  enters. 

Consul.  Who  enters  1 

Paolucci.  Who  ?    The  bridesman. 

Marchesella  (embracing  him).  My  brave 

friend ! 
My  father's  ! 

Paolucci.  Ay,  thy  grandfather's  to  boot. 
And  there  was  one,  about  my  age,  before  him, 
Sir  Stefano,  who  wore  a  certain  rose, 
Radiant  with  pearls  and  rubies  and  pure  gold, 
Above  the  horse-tail  grappled  from  the  Turk. 

Marchesella.  We  have  not  in  the  house  that 
ornament. 

Paolucci.  I  do  believe  he  wears  it  in  the  grave. 

Countess.  There  is  a  sword  here  bright  enough 

to  throw 
A  lustre  on  Stamura.    Marchesella ! 

Marchesetta.  Kneel,  sir ! 

[He  kneels  to  ERMINIA. 

Countess.  Not  there. 

Marchesella.  Yes,  there ; 

what  fitter  place? 

We  know  but  one  high  title  in  the  world, 
One  only  set  apart  for  deeds  of  valour, 
And  palsied  be  the  hand  that  ill  confers  it. 
Here  is  the  field  of  battle ;  here  I  knight  thee. 

[Knights  him. 

Rise,  my  compeer  !    Teach  him  his  duties,  lady, 
Toward  the  poor,  the  proud,  the  faith,  the  sex. 

Countess  (smiling).  Stamura  !  would  you  enter 
now  my  service  ? 

Stamura.   Yes,  lady,  were  you  wrong'd,  this 

very  hour ; 
Then  might  I  better  earn  the  bliss  I  seek.    . 


598 


INES  DE  CASTRO. 


[ACT  i. 


INES  DE  CASTRO.* 


ACT  I. 

SCENE  I.      AT  CINTBA. 

PEDRO.    CONSTANTIA. 

Constantia.  Pleasant  must  be  these  groves  of 

Cintra,  Pedro  ! 

To  one  who  lately  left  the  Moorish  sands : 
Everything  has  its  joyance  for  the  eyes 
That  look  from  hard-fought  bloody  fields  upon  it, 
As  yours  do. 

Pedro.  Lady !  I  delight  to  hear 

And  see  you  :  so  ingenuous,  so  benign, 
So  playful ! 

Constantia.  I  am  then  no  more  Constantia  ! 
But  Lady  ! 

Pedro.        You  are  not  the  little  girl 
I  left :  you  have  exchanged  your  childish  charms 
For   others,   which    require    new    words,    new 

thoughts, 
New  gazers. 

Constantia.  Give  me  one  of  them  awhile  ; 
Can  you  not  ?  are  you  proud  ]  has  my  mama 
Been  tutoring  you,  as  she  has  me  ? 

Pedro.  Constantia ! 

I  ask  from  you  what  no  man  ever  had, 
Or  askt,  in  my  condition ;  pity  me ! 

Constantia.  0  this  is  then  the  solemn  way  to  woo ! 
I  have  read  something  like  it,  since  you  went, 
But  never  thought  it  could  be  near  the  same. 
Here  is  my  hand.     You  take  it  not ! 

Pedro.  1  kiss  it. 

My  life  hangs  from  it,  and  more  lives  than  one. 

Constantia.  0  no,  vain  man !  I  love  you  very  well, 
Very  sincerely,  very  tenderly, 
For  I  have  seen  you  often,  long  together, 
Early,  and  when  none  knew  it ;  but  think  not 
My  life  hangs  from  your  ring  :  you  first  askt  pity, 
And  fear'd   to  ask  even  that ;   you  now  would 

grant  it, 

Perhaps  not  grant  it,  yet  would  make  me  sue. 
And  came  you  then  before  the  hour  for  this  ] 

Pedro.  I  came  before  the  hour,  I  must  confess, 
To  be  with  you  some  moments  more,  alone. 

Constantia.  'Tis  very  wrong,  I  hear,  at  such  a 

time 

Of  life  :  when  we  are  children  and  are  wild 
'Tis  well  enough  ;  but  when  we  are  grown  sage 
(As  we  are)  the  whole  world  cries  out  upon  it. 
What  now  have  you  been  doing  all  these  days  ? 

Pedro.  This  is  the  first  appointed  me  for  see- 
ing you. 

Constantia.  0  !  I  know  that :  my  question  was 

amiss : 

I  always  say  the  very  thing  one  would  not. 
Alas !  I  find,  and  I  am  sorry  for  it, 
Too  young  am  I  to  think  of  serious  things. 
Surely  we  might  defer  them  for  a  year, 

*  The  events  in  these  scenes  are  not  strictly  historical. 


By  flattering  the  king  and  queen  a  little 
And  giving  them  a  kiss  or  two,  each  of  us. 
If  you  should  find  me  but  a  child  in  thought, 
Or,  what  is  hatefuller,  all  say,  in  manner, 
And  blush  for  me,  my  heart  must  shrivel  under  it  ; 
For  I  would  never  pain  the  man  I  love, 
And  least  of  all  (for  that  hurts  most)  would  shame 
him. 

Pedro.   Sure  some  kind  angel  breath'd  into 

your  breast 
The  words  on  which  I  live. 

Constantia.  0  !  then  they  pleas'd  you  ! 

They  were  not  those  that  I  most  hoped  to  please 
with. 

Pedro.  The  queen  perhaps  has  not  discourst  on  all 
Of  my  first  passion. 

Constantia.  All  ?  did  you  tell  her  ? 

There  were  some  silly  things :  I  never  told  her . . 
Why  should  I  ?  we  were  very  young  indeed . . 
Do  people  call  that  passion  ? 

Pedro.  Have  you  heard 

Perchance  of  Ifies  ? 

Constantia.  Whom  ?  Ifies  de  Castro  ? 

Not  latterly :  no  one  must  speak  of  her. 

Pedro.  Yes ;  I  must  speak  of  her. 

Constantia.  They  say  you  liked  her  ; 

And  so  should  I  have  done  (she  was  so  good) 
If  they  had  let  her  stay  with  me  :  they  would  not. 

Pedro.  0  sweetest  best  Constantia !  she  is  still 
As  she  was  ever . .  saving  one  sad  name. 

Constantia.  What  sad  name  ? 

Pedro.  The  betrothed  of  Don  Pedro. 

Constantia.  How  !  faithless  man  !  betrothed  ] 

Pedro.  So  she  was  : 

I  have  resigned  her. 

Constantia.  I  resign  then  you. 

What  blessing,  what  prosperity,  what  peace, 
Can  rest  with  perfidy  1  she  is  the  same, 
You  tell  me .  .  little  matters  what  you  tell  me  .  . 
As  when  you  knew  her  first. 

Pedro.  The  very  same. 

Constantia.   Mild,  beautiful,  affectionate,  be- 
lieving ] 

Pedro.  All. 

Constantia.    Go  then !  ask  forgiveness  at  her 

feet, 
But  never  hope  it  here. 

Pedro.  Stay,  princess ! 

Constantia.  Go ! 

The  lemon-tyme,  geranium,  and  stiff  pinks, 
And  every  tuft  in  every  vase  about, 
Have  lost  some  leaves  while  you  have  been  thus 

speaking ; 

So,  evil  spirits  must  have  entered  with  you  : 
And  tho'  the  curtains  swell  and  fall,  and  tho' 
There  seems  to  be  a  breeze,  'tis  not  the  air  ; 
What  air  there  was,  grows  hot  and  tainted  round ; 
I  scarce  can  breathe  it. 

Pedro.  You  will  hear  the  whole .  . 

Constantia.  I  never  will. 


INES  DE  CASTRO. 


ACT   I.] 

Pedro.  The  truth .  . 

Constantia.  Where  ? 

Pedro.  From  the  queen. 

Constantia.  The  truth,  when  it  left  Pedro,  left 
the  world. 

SCENE  IL 

PEDRO  (alone  in   the   garden).     Hated,   fled, 

scorn'd,  I  am  at  least  set  free 
From  an  affiance  which  the  pure  of  soul 
Abhor  :  such  marriage-bed  appears  bestrewn 
With  the  dank  flowers  and  heavy  pall  that  hung 
Around  the  corse  where  bloom'd  their  one  delight. 
She  comes :  be  strong  my  heart !  thou'rt  at  thy 

proof 
For  the  first  time  :  bear  up  ! 

(To  INKS,  who  enters.)   Sit  here  by  me, 
Under  this  cedar. 

Ines.  Where  sit  under  it  1 

Its  branches  push  the  grass  away  beneath, 
Nor  leave  it  room  enough  to  rise  amid  them ; 
Easier  it  were,  methinks,  to  walk  along 
And  rest  on  them,  they  are  so  dense  and  broad, 
And  level  as  the  oars  are  on  Mondego 
Until  the  music  beckons  them  below. 

Pedro.  Come ;  I  am  holding  them  wide  open 

for  thee ; 
They  will  close  round  us. 

Ines.  Have  you  waited  long  ? 

Tell  me. 

Pedro.    I've  other  things  to  tell  thee. 

Ines.  What  7 

Oh  !  I  am  very  chilly  in  this  shade. 

Pedro.  Kun  into  the  pavilion  then. 

SCENE  III. 
PEDRO  and  INEZ  seated  in  a  Pavilion. 

Ines.  Now  tell  me. 

Pedro  !  your  hand  and  brow  are  sadly  parcht, 
And  you  are  out  of  breath,  altho'  you  walkt 
These  twenty  paces,  more  than  I  who  ran  .  . 
And  yet  you  always  caught  me  when  we  tried. 
What  would  you  tell  me  now,  my  faithful  Pedro  ! 

Pedro.  In  one  word,  Ines !   I  have  ceased  to 

love  thee. 
Loose  me  and  let  me  go. 

Ines.  Is  this  your  greeting  1 

This  your  first  morning  salutation  ?  turn .  . 
Can  it  be  1  must  I  (look  at  me)  believe  it  ? 

Pedro.  Yes,  my  sweet .  .  yes,  my  Ines  .  .  yes, 
yes,  Ines! 

Ines.  And  are  you  still  so  generous,  0  my  love, 
As  to  be  sorry  you  have  ceast  to  love  me  ? 
To  sigh,  almost  to  weep,  bending  your  face 
Away  from  me  lest  I  should  grieve  to  see 
A  change  in  it,  and  in  a  change  a  loss  ! 
Take  off  that  hand  from  above  mine  then,  take 

it, 

I  dare  not  move  it  from  me  .  .  'tis  the  prince's, 
And  not  my  Pedro's. 

Pedro.  I  must  go. 

Ines.  I  once 

Might  ask  you  why.     Let  me  go. 


599 


Pedro.  Wouldst  thou  ?  whither  1 

Unfortunate  !    So,  thou  resignest  me, 
Light  heartless  girl ! 

Ines.  I  would  obey !   I  swore  it. 

Pedro.  Not  yet. 

[Aside.]  Ah!  would  to  God!  it  were  indeed  so  I 

Ines.  Not  at  the  altar  yet;  but  did  you  not 
Force  me  to  say  I  loved  you,  ere  you  went 
Against  the  Moors,  telling  me  you  could  never 
Be  half  so  valiant,  half  so  proud  of  victory, 
Unless  I  own'd  it  ]  Too  just  punishment ! 
Why  then  so  long  delay'd  ]    We  oft  have  met, 
Oft  every  day,  and  no  day  but  in  smiles, 
(0  those  three  happy  ones  since  your  return  !) 
And  I  had  ceast  to  fancy  it  was  wrong, 
It  seemed  so  little  like  it,  and  gave  you 
Such  pleasure,  and  such  confidence  in  arms. 
Alas !  it  was  unmaidenly  !  so  was  it 
To  leave  my  arm  around  your  neck ;  so  was  it 
(And  worse)  to  linger,  and  not  fly  at  once 
For  refuge  in  a  cloister,  when  you  prest 
My  very  lips  with  kisses.  You  were  going, 
And  my  poor  heart  was  faint :  I  thought  no  ill  ; 
And  you,  who  might  have  given  me  more  spirit, 
Said  nothing  :  no  one  image  was  there  near, 
Or  none  I  saw,  of  her,  the  pure,  the  blessed, 
Who  might  have  chastened  me  with  tender  look 
Compassionate,  and  dried  the  tears  of  both. 

Pedro.  I  can  not  bear  these  reminiscences, 
Rather  these  presences  :  for  they  who  love 
As  we  have  done,  have  but  one  day,  one  hour, 
In  their  whole  life,  in  their  whole  afterlife, 
In  earth,  heaven,  time,  eternity. 

Ines.  What  said  you  1 

I  know  not  what  you  said,  and  yet  your  words 
Seem'd  my  own  to  me. 

Pedro.  Live !  live  !  thou  art  young, 

Innocent :  none  shall  hurt  thee.  Think  no  more 
Of  that  obedience  thou  wouldst  speak  about ; 
'Twas  never  promist  me. 

Ines.  What  else  is  love  ? 

Pedro.  0  Ines  !  Ifies  !  Ifies  !  must  we  two 
Know  nothing  more  of  what  love  is,  than  this  ! 

Ines.   Enough  for  such  as  I  am  . .  ah !  too 

much. 

It  must  not  be  .  .  and  yet  it  may  be,  sure  ! 
Pedro  hath  shown  me  many  of  my  faults, 
And  now  may  show  me  all,  and  bid  me  mend 

them. 

Pedro.  Forget  me,  hate  me  :  I  am  grown  un- 
grateful, 

Wild,  desperate,  the  very  worst  of  men. 
And  (if  thou  wilt  not  pity  me  for  saying  it) 
Most  wretched  and  most  wronged. 

Hold  back  thy  pity ! 
I  will  not  have  it. 

Is  this  curse  enough 

For  my  consent  to  leave  thee  ?  or  what  heavier 
Would  any  wish  ]  even  thou  ? 

Ines.  Oh  tender  Pedro  ! 

If  you  have  ceast  to  love  me  (very  strange 
As  are  your  words)  I  would  not  argue  with  you ; 
I  have  no  power  and  you  no  need  of  it  : 
But  if  you  ever  fancy  in  yourself 


600 


INES  DE  CASTRO. 


[ACT  ii. 


Such  blemishes,  then  be  persuaded  by  me, 

0  generous  Pedro,  you  have  wronged  your  nature  ; 
They  are  not  to  be  fear'd  or  thought  of  in  it. 
Enough  of  breasts  are  open  to  them,  room 
Enough  in  all,  and  welcome  in  too  many  1 

They  can  not  enter  Pedro's. 

Pedro.  Burst,  my  heart ! 

Ines.  One  only,  in  your  sorrows,  we  have  still; 
Speak  and  assuage  it. 

Pedro.  Dost  thou  bid  me  ?  hear  ! 

Hear  me  I  reproach  me !  spurn  me  I    but  ask 
nought. 

Ines.  Nought  will  I  ask,  nought  dare  I,  nought 

desire  I. 

Let  Watchfulness  and  Doubt  walk  slow  before 
Sad  Certainty ;  let  every  fibre  throb 
Daily  and  nightly  in  the  dim  suspense ; 
Only  bid  Pity  hold  the  light  of  Truth 
Back,  nor  break  suddenly  my  dream  of  bliss  ; 
For  fragile  is  the  vase,  containing  one 
Poor  simple  flower  dipt  in  it  by  yourself, 
And,  if  you  saw  it  broken  at  your  feet, 
You  might  weep  too,  ere  you  could  turn  away : 
Then  never  say  that  you  have  ceast  to  love  me. 

Pedro.  I  must  not  marry  thee. 

What  answerest  thou  ? 

Ines.  Heaven  has  decreed  it  then,  0  my  beloved! 
Be  calm  !  unless  I  have  offended  you. 
Pedro.  I  may  be  calm,  no  doubt  I  a  curse  on  those 
Who  teach  me  calmness !  wouldst  thou  teach  me  it? 

Ines.  Take  off  the  curse :  with  any  pain  but  that 

1  would ;  tho'  others  first  much  teach  it  me. 
Pedro  (aside).  I  thought  so  !   Others  1  What  a 

word  is  this ! 

She  then  has  confidents  !  she  asks  their  counsel  I 
She  talks  to  them  of  me  !  tells  of  my  loves, 
My  doubts,   my  fears.     What  fears  have  I  ?  what 

doubts  1 

She  throws  my  weaknesses  before  their  feet 
To  look  at,  touch,  discourse  upon,  discuss . . 
Now  I  can  leave  her . .  now  I  can . .  and  will. 
In  three  strides  I  am  gone  beyond  a  thought 
Of  such  a  woman .  .  dear  as  she  was  once  ! 
Pooh !  I  misunderstood  her,  I  perceive. 

[To  Ines. 

Monks  then  and  priests  invade  the  sanctuary 
Of  holiest  love,  strip  down  its  freshest  fruits, 
And  chew  them  dry  and  call  them  bad  and  bitter  ! 
Could  it  be  thus  were  dignity  in  man 
Or  chastity  in  woman,  as  before  1 
We  turn  tame  foxes  into  our  own  vineyards 
To  yelp  the  wild  ones  out ;  but  they,  the  wild, 
Come  only  the  more  numerous  at  their  noise ; 
And  our  sleek  guardians  makethe  best  grapes  theirs, 
Biting  the  fist  that  drags  them  back  too  late. 

Ines.  Revere  our  holy  Church  !  tho'  some  within 
Have  erred,  and  some  are  slow  to  lead  us  right, 
Stopping  to  pry  when  staff  and  lamp  should  be 
In  hand,  and  the  way  whiten  underneath. 

Pedro.  Ines,  the  Church  is  now  a  charnel-house, 
Where  all  that  is  not  rottenness  is  drowth. 
Thou  hast  but  seen  its  gate  hung  round  with 

flowers, 
And  heard  the  music  \diose  serenest  waves 


Cover  its  gulfs  and  dally  with  its  shoals, 
And  hold  the  myriad  insects  in  light  play 
Above  it,  loth  to  leave  its  sunny  sides. 
Look  at  this  central  edifice  !  come  close  ! 
Men's  bones  and  marrow  its  materials  are, 
Men's  groans  inaugurated  it,  men's  tears 
Sprinkle  its  floor,  fires  lighted  up  with  men 
Are  censers  for  it ;  Agony  and  Wrath 
Surround  it  night  and  day  with  sleepless  eyes ; 
Dissimulation,  Terror,  Treachery, 
Denunciations  of  the  child,  the  parent, 
The  sister,  brother,  lover  (mark  me,  Ines !) 
Are  the  peace-offerings  God  receives  from  it. 

Ines.  I  tremble  ;  but  betrayers  tremble  more. 
Now  cease,  cease,  Pedro  !  Cling  I  must  to  some- 
what; 

Leave  me  one  guide,  one  rest !  Let  me  love  God, 
Alone  .  .  if  it  must  be  so  ! 

Pedro.  Him  alone  . . 

Mind ;  in  him  only  place  thy  trust  henceforth. 
Thy  hands  are  marble,  Ines  !  and  thy  looks 
Unchangeable,  as  are  the  wintry  stars 
In  their  clear  brightness.  And  what  pangs  have  I 
Endured  for  thee  !    Gaze,  smile  at  me,  sit  mute . . 
I  merit  it . .  Woman  of  songs  and  satires 
And  sermons,  thro'  the  world  they  point  at  thee  ! 

[To  himself. 

I  spoke  of  what  I  suffered  :  I  spoke  ill.. 
Light  as  a  bubble  was  the  heaviest  of  it 
To  what  I  now  endure.    Where  was  there  ever 
Affliction  like  love  buried  thus  alive, 
And  turn'd  to  hatred  by  some  hellish  charm  ! 
So  !  then  thy  lips  can  move  !  can  open  too  ! 
When  they  have  leisure,  will  they  deign  to  speak  ? 

Ines.  0  Pedro  !  Pedro  !  my  own  agony 
Had  cast  me  down  ;  yours  will  not  let  me  sink. 
Uncertain  man  !  once  tender,  now  severe, 
Once  prodigal  of  confidence,  now  prompt 
To  snatch  it  back,  rending  the  heart  that  held  it! 
How  much  true  love  my  grave  will  hide  from  you  ! 
Let  this  dry  up  my  tears  ! 
Pedro.  Live !  and  live  happy ! 


ACT  II. 

AT  CINTRA. 

BLANOA.    PEDRO.    INES. 

Blanca.  I,  who  heard  all,  have  brought  her 

back  again. 

Perfidious  !  where  are  now  the  promises 
You  made  your  father,  when  at  my  request 
He  pardon'd  that  young  sorceress]  Are  your  words 
All  spent  ?  Am  I  unworthy  of  reply  ? 

Pedro.  Madam,  no  accusation  was  preferr'd 
Of  sorcery ;  the  threat  was  quite  enough. 
When  you  protested  by  the  saints  and  martyrs, 
Angels  and  confessors,  Ines  de  Castro 
Should  soon  be  charged  of  sorcery  before 
The  competent  tribunals  of  the  realm, 
Unless  she  would  renounce  my  plighted  vow, 
So  firm  was  my  reliance  on  the  word 
Of  royalty,  so  well  I  understood 
What  competent  tribunals  are,  I  swore 


ACT   II.] 


INES  DE  CASTRO. 


601 


Upon  my  knees,  never  to  marry  her 
Whom  I  had  sworn  to  marry.     In  all  this 
Is  there  no  merit  to  a  royal  mind  1 

Blanca.  Much ;  if  the  vow  be  kept. 

Pedro.  Vows  always 

should  be. 

Blanca.  If  made  to  fathers,  made  to  kings,  or 
saints. 

Ines.  Your  love,  your  kindest  love  then  sepa- 
rates us  ? 
Would  you  not  tell  me  this  .  .  to  make  me  happy ! 

Blanca.  I  would  prepare  this  damsel  here  to 

loose 

(Allowing  time  .  .  a  day,  two  days,  or  more, 
If  need  ihere  be  .  . )  her  idle  unfit  ties. 

Pedro.  I  was  more  rough,  and  would  have  broken 

them 

To  save  her.    Hard  as  is  the  alternative, 
Rather  would  I  be  wanting  to  my  faith 
Than  see  the  woman  I  have  loved,  and  love, 
Resign  or  loosen  it.    To  ask  of  her 
To  break  my  bonds  for  me,  were  more  than  base- 
ness ; 

'Twere  what  the  weakest  of  the  base  themselves 
Disdain,  and  love  and  fear  alike  brush  by. 

Blanca.  Against  the  course  of  nature,  royal  blood 
Would  mingle  with  plebeian. 

Pedro.  None  is  here. 

Blanca.  All  blood  not  royal  should  to  royal  eyes 
Appear  so.    Fie  !  the  universe  cries  out 
In  condemnation  of  you. 

Pedro.  I  would  answer 

With  calmness  your  reproof,  0  queen,  if  calmness 
In  such  contingencies  were  not  the  thing 
The  most  offensive. 

Blanca.  Speak  :  reply  you  can  not. 

Pedro.  Against  the  course  of  nature  'tis  impos- 
sible 

To  run  (a  folly  you  object  to  me) 
Unless  we  do  a  violence  to  others 
Or  to  ourselves. 

But  then  this  universe  ! 

This  beadle's  house,  these  rotten  fangs  from  fiends, 
These  imprecation-wallets,  opening 
To  blast  me  with  fat  air ! 

Blanca.  Scoff  at  the  world ! 

Pedro.  Saints  do  it  worse. 

The  universe  of  princes, 
Lady !  is  but  a  narrow  one  indeed  ! 
Court,  church,  and  camp,  are  its  three  continents, 
Nothing  is  there  above,  below,  around, 
But  air  and  froth,  now  quieter,  now  stormier. 

Blanca.  Rare  manhood  !  thus  to  argue  with  a 

woman ! 
Rare  courtesy  !  thus  to  instruct  a  queen. 

Pedro.  Ah!  the  distracted  will  for  ever  reason; 
Why  will  not  those  sometimes  who  are  not  so  ] 

Blanca.  What  then,  unsteady  youth,  were  your 
resolves ] 

Pedro.  If  she  who  formerly  believed  so  much, 
Ines,  could  think  me  now  unworthy  of  her, 
She  soon  might  bear  our  severance  :  what  care  I 
How  many,  great,  unmerited,  my  sufferings, 
Be  hers  but  less  ! 


Blanca.  To  whom  now  speaks  the  boy  ] 

Ines.  Those  thoughts,  that  can  not  rest,  spring 

from  his  heart ; 

And,  as  they  spring,  fall  into  it  again, 
Like  some  pure  fountain-water,  where  none  heeds 
The  rift  it  rises  from. 

[To  PEDRO,  laying  her  hand  on  Ms. 

Was  it  to  me, 
Or  to  yourself,  or  to  the  queen,  you  spoke  ] 

Pedro.  In  Nature's  voice  I  spoke  alone  with 
Nature. 

[To  the  QUEEN. 

Madam  !  protect  this  innocent  sweet  girl ! 
I,  who  would  have  abandoned  her,  implore  it ! 

Ines.  Too  generous  soul !    0   Pedro  !    0  my 

prince ! 

Let  the  un worthiest  of  your  father's  vassals 
Clasp,  on  the  ground,  your  knee  ! 

Blanca.  How  !  in  my  presence ! 

Leaning  thy  forehead  on  thy  keeper's  knee ! 

Pedro  (raising  INES).  Rise  J 

[To  the  QUEEN. 
Madam,  I  have 
not  yet  learnt  Castilian. 
My  royal  father  has  conferr'd  on  me, 
For  my  poor  humble  service,  no  such  title. 
I  am  but  Pedro,  prince  of  Portugal. 
Towns,  provinces,  have  been  entrusted  to  me, 
And  kept ;  but  never  have  I  undertaken 
The  weighty  charge,  to  be  a  woman's  keeper. 

Ines.  Crave  pardon  of  the  queen  ! 

Blanca.  Of  me  ]  what 

need? 

His  father  will  forgive  him  at  my  suit  ; 
He  loves  him,  and  hath  shown  it  in  the  choice 
He  has  approved  and  sanctioned,  of  his  wife. 

Ines.  0  happy  father !  happy  Portugal ! 
And,  whatsoe'er  befall  thee,  happy  Ines  ! 

Blanca.  Has  the  audacious  chatterer  ceast  at 

last? 

Constantia,  sir,  is  royal,  is  your  equal, 
Is  your  superior. 

Pedro.  Who  is  not  1  that  wears 

The  graces  of  her  sex,  the  goodness  of  it, 
The  mildness,  and  sometimes  the  pitying  tears. 
Constantia  knows  my  passion. 

Blanca.  Knows  your  passion  ? 

What !  before  marriage  ]  Yes,  yes,  you  are  right : 
I  told  her  of  it  when  I  gave  it  her, 
How  'twas  devoted  to  her.    Prove  my  words, 
If  loyalty  and  knighthood  are  within  you. 

Pedro.  Strong  the  appeal :  and  any  other  words 
The  queen  might  dictate. 

Blanca.  These  will  do  quite  well  ; 

Confirm  them  to  my  daughter :  that  is  all : 
Say  them  in  your  own  way  .  .  with  some  few  more, 
As  princes  do,  by  precedent .  .  or  not .  . 
I  would  drop  any  form  to  make  you  easy, 
And  put  this  boyish  fancy  out  of  mind. 

Ines.  I  must  not  throw  myself  again  before  you, 
I  must  not  hear  those  royal  words  again, 
They  hurt  you  .go,  they  almost  made  you  angry. 
Ah  !  how  you  blush  at  being  wroth  so  soon  ! 
But  let  me  pray,  and  let  me  once  more  move  you. 


602 


INES  DE  CASTRO. 


[ACT  ii. 


Be  duteous !  be  obedient !  0  how  lovely 

Is  the  young  princess  who  expects  your  hand ! 

Blanca.  Does  it  require  an  effort  to  espouse 
The  princess  of  Castillo  ? 

Pedro.  Nor  to  espouse, 

Nor  to  abandon  whom  we  should  espouse, 
Is  thought  an  effort  in  the  court  of  kings. 

Blanca.  Plebeian  soul !  ill-sorted  with  its  state ! 

Ines.  Into  what  errors  have  I  led  you,  Pedro ! 
The  princess  may  retrieve  you,  she  alone. 

Blanca  (seizing  INES).  Come  then  .  .  resist  not, 

think  not,  hang  not  back  .  . 
Along  with  me  !  There  is  no  other  way 
To  give  him  freedom.     We  may  find  for  you 
A  match  more  equal  and  less  perilous. 
I  will  adorn  your  nuptials  with  my  presence, 
To  satisfy  your  pride,  and  his,  unworthy ! 
No  earthly  thing  is  wanting  to  the  bridegroom. 
He  has  estate,  youth,  person,  rank,  court-favour  .  . 
What !  thankless,  graceless,  uncompliant  girl, 
Will  nothing  serve  you  under  royalty? 

Ines.  0  were  there  none  on  earth !  I  then  were 
happy. 

Blanca.  Abomination  !  treason !  heresy  ! 
My  duty  now  compels  me.     Call  the  guard. 

Pedro.  Forbear,  forbear,  justly  offended  queen  ! 

Ines.  Well  may  you  blush  who  never  blusht 

for  me 

Before  !   I  lost  my  senses  when  I  said  it. 
I  may  love  God  ;  I  may  not  love  you,  Pedro  ! 
And  hence  the  worst  and  wildest  wish  that  ever 
Distraction  wrencht  from  passion . .  for  my  warmth 
To  draw  the  sun  ('twas  nothing  less)  from  heaven. 

0  what  were  Portugal,  or  earth  without  you ! 
Inanimate,  or  trampled,  or  distraught, 

Or  self-opprest,  like  one  in  wicked  slumber. 
Reign,  bravest  Pedro,  teaching  first  obedience, 
Be  everything  that  kings  have  ever  been, 
Unless  they  should  have  loved ! 

0  that,  before 

We  part,  I  must  not  touch  those  cheeks  with  mine, 
To  catch  their  modesty  and  beauteousness ! 

Blanca.  Mad  impudence !  am  I  then  but  a  fly 
Or  bird,  or  vacant  unobservant  air, 
That  every  wish  should  strip  itself  before  me  1 
Thy  wanton  ardour,  girl,  shall  have  its  range 
Elsewhere. 

Ines.        Most  gracious  lady !  let  me  follow  ; 

1  am  unworthy  of  the  hand  that  leads  me. 
Blanca.  That  drags  thee  to  thy  doom,  if  thou 

resist. 
Choose ;  death  or  marriage  ! 

Ines.  Marriage  1  never,  never ! 

Help  me,  0  help  me,  Pedro !  not  to  fly, 
Not  to  resist,  but  to  obey  in  all 
Save  that  one  thing  where  life  and  death  are  one, 
Of  that  speak  not,  tho'  you  should  speak  from 

heaven. 
Pedro.  What  can  I  ?    Wilt  thou  claim  me  ?    I 

am  thine : 

One  fire,  before  the  populace,  burns  both. 
Blanca.  Atheist  and  heretic !   shame,  shame 

o'erwhelm  thcc  ! 
A  prince  of  Portugal  in  robes  of  flame  ! 


Before  the  populace !  and  own  his  fault ! 

[To  INES. 

Come,  come  along !  these  horrors  must  not  be. 
God,  Sant  lago,  and  Castillo,  forbid ! 

Ines.  Grant  me,  0  queen,  a  cloister. 

Blanca.  With  the  pure  ? 

The  consecrated  1  the  resigned  ? 

I ties.  A  grave 

Then  grant  me  !  there  the  fit  and  unfit  meet. 

Blanca.  I  will  grant  that  which  girls  like  thee 

wish  more, 

And  pray  for  less  aloud  :  my  word  is  given  : 
The  bridegroom  waits :  thou'rt  his  ere  the  last 

mass, 

In  time  for  dinner  at  his  father's  house.  « 
Haste ;  do  not  keep  the  valets  round  the  board 
To  drive  away  the  flies  which  mar  your  feast, 
Nor  make  the  elder  guests  more  grave  than  age 
Has  made  them,  that  their  wine  grows  warm  apace. 

Ines  (to  PEDRO).  0  then  you  can  not  save  me  ! 

Pedro.  Save  I  will, 

If  my  own  life  can  do  it. 

Blanca.  How  should  that  ? 

Ines.  No  branch  so  leafless  but  it  gives  a  shade 
To  some  poor  insect  at  some  hour  of  day. 
Many  has  that  sword  slain  who  wisht  to  live, 
And  there  was  glory  from  it ;  was  it  then 
Because  they  wisht  to  live  that  there  was  glory 
In  stripping  them  of  life  ?  are  friendly  deeds 
Less  glorious  than  unfriendly  ?  is  less  brave 
The  blow  that  liberates  than  the  force  that  binds? 

Pedro.  What  sayst  thou  ? 

Ines.  I  dare  neither  say 

nor  do, 
Yet  wish,  and  more  than  wildest  love  e'er  wisht. 

Pedro  (to  himself).  I  will  not  ask  again,  lest 

one  desire, 
As  ever,  come  between  us  and  seize  both. 

[To  INES. 

What  thou  hast  spoken  of  inanimate  things 
Levels  me  with  them,  nay,  casts  me  beneath. 
Lo  !  here  am  I,  and  can  not  lend  protection 
To  those  whom  God's  right-hand  placed  at  my 

side 

Rather  to  strengthen  and  admonish  me, 
And   whom    their   virtue    should    have    rais'd 
above  it. 

Blanca.  Virtue !  ay,  where  obedience  and  reli- 
gion 

Are  wanting,  there  comes  virtue  !  by  my  faith, 
Never  a  word  on  earth  I  like  so  ill : 
Who  taught  you  it  ? 

Pedro.  The  word  I  have  forgotten 

Who  taught  me  :  if  you  ask  or  heed  who  taught 
The  thing,  behold  her  here  !  and  here  the  heart 
Whereon,  beneath  her  image,  'tis  engraven  : 
Drown'd,  drown'd  are  all  my  senses  in  deep  love. 

Blanca.  Blessed  are  they  who  walk  in  innocence, 
And  fear  the  Lord,  and  only  know  his  saints, 
And  only  do  his  will !    The  arts  of  Hell, 
The  powers  of  darkness,  be  they  far  from  me, 
From  you,  my  son,  and  all  our  royal  house  ! 
I  would  not  even  mention  them,  lest  woe 
Fall  upon  some  one  at  the  searching  sound. 


ACT    III.] 


INES  DE  CASTRO. 


603 


Treason,  rebellion,  wishes  undisguised, 
Bold  boisterous  exclamations,  not  against 
One  king,  and  him  the  very  best  on  earth, 
Our  natural  lord  and  master,  but  against 
The  form,  the  power,  the  name,  of  royalty, 
Eoyalty  !  God's  appointed,  God's  own  work, 
God's   own  resemblance.     Need  we  charge  of 

sorcery  ? 

You  are  the  witness,  prince  !    I  would  hurt  none. 
You  on  your  oath  must  answer  to  our  liege 
For  the  state's  weal :  and  let  us  drop  the  rest. 

Pedro.  Spare  her  !  or,  by  the  Christ  that  died 

for  me, 
I  die  for  her,  and  on  this  sword,  before  you. 

Blanca.  Abstain,  rash  youth  ! 

Pedro.  Merciless  queen,  abstain  ! 

Ines.  0  call  none  merciless !    all  must  have 

mercy ; 
All  need  it. 

Blanca.  Hold  thy  peace  !  art  thou  in  church, 
Profane  one  !  or  are  words  like  these  for  thee  ! 

Pedro.  Forgive  her  !  swear  upon  the  crucifix 
That  you  will  never  urge  against  her  aught 
Endangering  life,  or  liberty,  or  fame, 
Then  give  me  to  the  axe  or  to  the  stake 
As  best  beseems  you. 

Blanca.  You  will  then  obey  ? 

Pedro.  Swear ;  due  obedience  follows. 

Blanca.  To  my  lips 

I  lift  my  blessed  Lord,  and  call  his  name 
In  witness ;  not  a  thought  of  ill  is  left 
Within  my  sinful  breast  against  the  life, 
Or  liberty,  or  fame,  of  that  young  maid, 
Ines  de  Castro. 

Ines.  Gracious  queen  !  kind  Pedro  ! 

To  think  of  me  ! 

I  too  have  courage  . .  strength  . . 

Blanca.  What  confidence  !  what  impropriety  ! 
She  falls  upon  my  knees  :  she  faints  :  'tis  nothing ; 
Call . . 

Pedro.  Let  my  arms,  for  the  last  time,  sus- 
tain her ! 


ACT  III. 

AT   CINTRA. 

KING  ALFONSO  and  QUKBN  BLANOA. 
Blanca.  She  hath  been  known  to  favor  the 

suggestion 

That  he  is  wiser,  handsomer,  and  younger 
(We  know  what  that  word  points  to)  than  your 

majesty. 
Alfonso.  There  is  irreverence  in  it.   Well ;  but 

sons 

May  be,  nay,  must  be,  younger  than  their  fathers. 
Blanca.  0  well-pois'd  thought !   how  kindly  ! 

how  considerate ! 
I  am  no  enemy  of  hers ;  we  both 
Agree,  the  wily  Ines  hath  her  charms ; 
God  grant  they  all  be  innocent,  they  all 
Be  such  as  holy  church  may  countenance, 
Better  than  it  can  do  her  foul  alliance. 
Alfonso.  The  church  can  give  us  purity  of  life, 


Devotion  and  obedience,  and  strong  miracles 
To  make  us  stedfast  in  our  true  belief. 

Blanca.  The  Devil  may  prevail. 

Alfonso.  No,  no ;  not  he  ; 

I  will  not  have  it  so. 

Blanca.  Against  the  church 

I  did  not  say,  but  against  us  frail  creatures. 

Alfonso.    Ay,  let  him  stick  but  there,   and 
small  harm  done. 

Blanca.  Thus,  thus  it  is;  all  pious  men  are 

wise  : 
None  other. 

Alfonso.    Not  a  mother's  son  of  them. 

Blanca.  How  shall  we  bear  to  think  then  of 

those  spells, 

Those  conjurations  and  those  incantations  1 
Yes,  cross  yourself  until  your  coat  be  tatters, 
It  will  not  countervail  them. 

Alfonso.  Who 's  at  work  1 

Blanca.  Ines. 

Alfonso.  And  did  she  write  her  name  in  blood] 

Blanca.  She  would ;  and  even  in  yours. 

Alfonso.  Bad  !  bad !  but  mine 

Would  not  be  half  so  wicked  as  her  own  : 
The  Devil  would  find  savour  in  that  sop, 
And  kiss  a  seal  so  precious  ten  times  over. 

Blanca.  He  has  already. 

Alfonso.  How !  you  do  not  say  so  ! 

Blanca.  I  say  it ;  I  am  sure  of  it ;  and  they 
Imitate  that  abomination. 

Alfonso.  Who  ] 

Ines  and  Pedro  1    Ten  times  over  ? 

Blanca.  Twenty. 

Alfonso.  God  help  him ! 

Blanca.  0  my  liege  !  what  word  was  that  ? 

Alfonso.  It  must  be  lust. 

Blanca.  Worse. 

Alfonso.  Even  than  lust  1  I  've  thought 

Upon  it  much,  and  the  more  years  I  think 
Upon  it,  worse  and  worse  it  seems  to  me. 

Blanca.  Odious  !   most  odious  !    Princes  thus 
descend  ! 

Alfonso.  Yet,  Blanca,  they  are  young  !  young 
too  were  we ! 

Blanca  (aside}.  I  have  no  patience. 

Still  the  charms  of  youth 
Surround  your  majesty. 

Alfonso.  I  have  been  younger. 

Blanca.  Chroniclers  may  assert  it.' 

Alfonso.  I  am  hale. 

Blanca.  Ah !    there  are  powers  that  sap  all 

human  strength ! 

Even  words  can  do  it,  words,  the  froth  of  wishes 
Boiling  in  venom. 

Alfonso.  Saints  above!  would  Ines 
Compass  my  death!    that   beauteous  one?  she, 
Ines1? 

Blanca.  Look  to  her. 

Alfonso.  Do  you  think  so  ? 

Blanca.  God  avert  it ! 

Alfonso.  Nay,  if  it  come  to  that,  I  must  protect 
With  all  my  strength  of  courage  and  of  wisdom 
My  royal  house  most  royally  against  her, 
And  call  upon  the  church  to  stand  and  guard  us. 


604 


INES  DE  CASTRO. 


[ACT  v. 


ACT  IV. 

AT  COIMBBA. 

PEDRO.    INES. 

Pedro.  Ines  !  we  have  not  loved  in  vain :  this 

day 

Rewards  thy  many  sufferings  for  my  sake, 
And  places  our  sweet  children  where  they  ought 
To  stand,  in  their  own  brightness. 

Once  I  said 

TJie  king  will  do  it :  'twas  some  heavenly  voice 
Prompted  my  words ;  yet  my  heart  own'd  them 

not, 

And  I  was  slow  to  speak  and  thou  to  hear 
The  comfort  this  hour  brings. 

Ines.  The  holy  Father 

Sanctioned  our  vows,  the  bishop  joined  our  hands, 
In  vain,  if  the  parental  blessing  on  us 
Be  wanting. 

Many  are  the  tears  we  shed 
For  poor  Constantia,  when  upon  the  brink 
Of  death  she  took  our  hands  and  claspt  them 

hard, 

And  sighed,  Be  never  sundered,  faithful  pair  ! 
Not  even  this  avails  us  :  when  the  king 
Calls  us  his  children,  and  the  queen  too  hers, 
Then,  and  then  only,  are  the  rites  complete. 

Pedro.  Sweet  was  the  friend  thou  gavest  me ; 

more  sweet 

The  friend  she  gave ;  heroic  was  her  gift, 
More  than  heroic  thine ;  she  loved  me  well, 
I  loved  her  only  that  she  loved  me  so  : 
Thou  wert  my  soul's  delight  from  the  first  day 
My  eyes  had  opened  on  thee,  and  thy  life 
Kept  mine  on  earth  but  to  watch  over  it. 
Now  it  is  safe. 

Something  yet  troubles  thee ; 
What  can  it  be  ? 

Ines.  I  wonder  why  the  children 

Are  not  yet  brought  to  us.    The  king  and  queen 
Will  soon  be  here ;  and  we  without  the  flowers 
To  offer  them ! 

Pedro.  The  fault  is  mine.    A  child, 

Now  almost  four  years  old,  remarks,  remembers. 

Ines.  Surely  he  should. 

Pedro.  Humiliation]  no. 

He  shall  not  scorn  his  father,  nor  curse  mine. 
What  I  must  do,  Ines,  I  do  for  thee  .  . 
Hard  else  the  service ;  hard  !  ay,  unperformed. 
The  king  will  see  the  children  in  the  park, 
(He  must  ride  through  it)  and  let  that  suffice. 


ACT  V. 

AT  COIMBRA. 

BLANCA.    PEDRO.    INES. 

Blanca.  Don  Pedro  !  I  rejoice  that  our  liege 

lord 

Hath  well  considered  what  becomes  his  house, 
And,  in  his  tenderness  of  heart,  embraced 
This  lady,  to  whom  on  my  part  I  pray 
Heaven  grant  its  loving  mercies. 


Pedro.  I  await 

The  presence  of  my  father,  to  pour  forth 
Whatever  gratitude,  whatever  zeal, 
Soldier  or  son  may  offer  :  late  last  night 
His  orders  came  that  we  await  him  here. 

Blanca.  The  king  my  husband  met  before  the 

castle 

The  children  who  (they  told  him)  are  his  son's, 
And  he  was  taken  with,  I  know  not  which, 
The  elder,  or  the  younger,  and  would  fain 
Have  them  with  him  and  talk  with  them  and 

love  them, 
And  may  perhaps  in  time  provide  for  them. 

Pedro.  Madam,  when  they  are  stronger,  their 

own  swords 
Will  do  it. 

Ines  (apart).  0  !  hush  I  Pedro  !  is  this  right 
After  such  kindness  ? 

Blanca.  But  until  they  are 

Stronger,    and  carry   swords    (which   may    do 

harm), 
Shall  we  not  look  to  them,  and  merit  thanks  1 

Pedro.  God  grant  it ! 

Blanca.  All  must  give  up  some  designs, 

Some  wishes   too    long   nurst,  some    ill-grown 

thoughts. 

After  five  years  many  would  not  repine 
To  yield  a  mistress,  but  would  bless  the  eyes 
That  winkt  upon  the  fault,  like  mine,  like  his, 
The  fond  indulgent  father's,  the  wise  king's. 

Pedro.  I  have  no  mistress,  save  whom  holy 

church 

And  love  as  holy  gave  me.    Gifts  like  her 
Heaven  seldom  gave,  and  never  man  resigned. 

Ines.  Surely  no  longer  is  there  any  cause 
For  separation. 

Pedro.  Cause  be  there  or  not, 

No  power  on  earth  can  separate  us  now. 

Blanca.  He  who  permitted  can  release  your 

bonds ; 
To  him  belongs  all  power  in  earth  and  heaven. 

Pedro.  Hath  God  none  left  1    Have  vows  and 

sacraments 
No  force  in  them  ? 

Blanco.  God  leaves  this  nether  world 

To  his  vicegerent. 

Pedro.  So  it  seems ! 

Blanca.  Then  bow 

Obedient  to  the  rod. 

Pedro.  Is  there  no  time 

When  rods  shall  shed  their  knots,  and  we  arise 
From  under  them,  and  when  the  bloody  hand 
Shall  drop  them,  shall  consent  to  clench  our 

gold 

In  preference,  and  be  kist  on  the  outside 
For  form-sake,  letting  us  stand  up  and  walk  ] 

Blanca.  I  understand   not   this   opprobrious 

speech. 
We  are  vile  worms :  how  can  we  stand  erect  ? 

Pedro.  God  made  us  not  vile  worms. 

Blanca.  We  make  ourselves 

None  other,  by  our  passions. 

Pedro.  Not  by  those 

The  Church  hath  sanctified. 


ACT   V.] 


INES  DE  CASTRO. 


605 


For  its  own  ends. 


Blanca. 

Pedro.  Ay,  truly ! 

Blanca.  For  its  peace  .  . 

Pedro.  And  plenteousness. 

Blanca.  God's  house  should  be  well  stored. 

Pedro.  God's  law  well  kept. 

His  house  be  it  his  to  keep,  his  law  be  it  ours. 

Blanca.  Assertor  of  illegibilities 
In  law,  the  sense  whereof  but  one  can  tell, 
No  longer  do  I  wonder  that  my  poor 
Constantia  died  so  soon  :  died  ere  the  crown 
Circled  her  fine  black  hair !  .  . 

Pedro.  .  .  And  King  Alfonso 

Was  gathered  to  his  fathers ! 

Blanca.  Miscreant ! 

Who  thought  of  that  1 

Pedro.  Worthy  was  your  Constantia 

Of  any  crown ;  but  none  (had  life  been  spared) 
Could  have  been  hers  before  my  father  left  it. 

Blanca.  And  shall  that  creature  there,  that 

half-espous'd, 
Wear  it  instead  1 

Pedro.  That  creature  there  descends 

Of  royal  lineage  ;  and  from  her  hath  sprung 
A  royal  lineage  not  below  the  past. 
Adversity  hath  nurst  it,  and  just  Heaven 
Placed  it,  you  say,  beneath  my  father's  smile. 

Ines.  Nothing  is  wanting  now,  most  gracious 

queen ! 
Beside  your  blessing. 

Blanca.  Curses  on  the  brood  .  . 

.  .  I  had  well-nigh  been  prompted  to  exclaim 
Under  my  wrongs  .  .  but  wrongs  we  all  must 
bear. 

Ines.  If  any  of  them  seem  to  rise  from  me, 
Punish  me,  0  kind  lady !  and  point  out 
How  I  may  expiate  my  offence  at  last. 

Blanca.  De  Castro !   Set  not  thou  thy  heart  upon 
The  crown  !  it  may  fall  from  thee ;  nay,  it  shall. 

Ines.  For  crowns  I  care  not. 

Blanca  (to  Pedro).         Carest  thou  for  crowns  1 

Pedro.  I  value  that  of  Portugal  above 
All  earthly  things,  saving  my  faith  and  sword. 

Blanca.  Above  this  woman  ? 

Pedro.  On  this  woman  rests 

My  faith,  and  o'er  her  pillow  hangs  my  sword. 
The  crown  is,  and  God  grant  it  long  may  be, 
Another's ;  and  no  thought  can  dwell  thereon 
Of  mine,  but  hopes  of  love  from  him  who  wears  it, 
A  subject's,  soldier's,  son's  obedience. 

Blanca  (an  Officer  brings  a  letter).  Prove  it:  the 
speech  was  spoken  opportunely. 

[Reading. 

"  She  spoils  me  !  what  would  one  much  better  do  ? 
Give  me  my  own  mama  !    I  ^11  run  away .  . 
I'll  never  have  another .  .  very  good  ones 
Would  only  make  me  cry  the  more  for  mine." 
Patience!    I  have  no  patience  for  his  folly. 

[Heads  on. 
"  Beauty." 

Young  things  are  always  beautiful. 
"  Such  innocence." 

Can  they  be  otherwise  ? 
"Like  me  a  little." 


Ha !  there  lies  the  spell. 
Doating  old  man !    I'll  break  it,  if  I  live. 
Like  thee  ? 

Constantia's  children  may  become  so ; 
Legitimately  born,  them  sponsor  kings 
Have  held,  and  heard  their  titles  at  the  font. 
Pedro.  Madam,  the  former  words  you  spoke 

less  loud  : 

They  may  not  have  concern'd  me ;  but  these  last 
Strike  at  my  honour. 

Since  the  nuptial  rites 

First  held  together  those  whom  love  had  joined, 
None  have  been  ever  holier  than  were  ours. 
The  pontiff,  to  whose  power  you  have  appeal'd, 
Ordered  the  best  of  bishops,  him  of  Guarda, 
To  join  our  hands  and  bless  us ;  which  he  did ; 
Shedding  the  tears  that  virtuous  old  men  shed 
On  those  whom  they  think  virtuous,  both  when  joy 
Showers  from  above  and  when  grief  strikes  them 

low. 

Blanca.  The  pontiff  did  it  lest  a  scandal  lie 
Against  the  Church  :  he  was  deceiv'd:  some  doubts 
Have  risen  in  his  mind,  which  you  shall  hear, 
Of  this  young  person  who  was  named  your  wife. 
Pedro.  Named !  by  the  name  of  God !  she  is 

my  wife, 

And  shall  be  so  for  ever !    Earth,  Hell,  Kome, 
Shall  never  separate  us. 

Courage  !  girl ! 
Thou  hast  heard  worse  from  her. 

Blanca.  And  worse  shalt  hear. 

Some  time  ago,  when  we  first  met  at  Cintra, 
I  was  too  tender-hearted ;  so  the  king 
Assured  me  :  now  he  leaves  me  my  own  way 
To  follow. 

Ines.        When  he  comes  .  . 
Blanca.  He  comes  not  hither. 

Pedro.  Can  kings  deceive  1 
Blanca.  No,  they  can  not  deceive, 

But  they  can  promise  and  observe  the  promise 
Or  drop  it,  as  they  will. 

Who  shall  controul 
Or  question  them  1 
Pedro.  Their  God. 

Blanca.  God  hath  approved 

From  Rome  (if  you  will  read  it)  our  resolves. 

[Holding  a  paper. 

Pedro.  Madam,  I  read  not  anything  from  Rome 
That  violates  our  sacraments. 

Blanca.  Rome  made 

And  can  unmake  them,  and  does  every  day. 
Pedro.  Only  where  kings  are  rich  and  nations 

weak. 
Blanca.  Some  deference  must  be  paid  in  solid 

gold, 

Some  in  obedience  :  the  more  weighty  part 
We  undertake,  the  lighter  is  for  you. 

Pedro.   Rare  image,  by  my  troth,   is  this  of 

Heaven ! 

Odin  and  Thor  shattered  the  bones,  and  drank 
Of  beer  and  mead  what  the  crackt  skull  could 

hold; 

Too  generous  were  their  mighty  hands  to  filch 
The  purse,  had  any  purse  been  in  the  way. 


606 


INES  DE  CASTEO. 


[ACT  v. 


The  bridge  of  Mahomet  has  no  shops  upon  it: 
The  very  Jew  eats  up  his  meal  morose 
Apart  from  God's,  nor  robs  us  in  God's  name. 

Blanca.  Who  would  have  thought  this  cursed 

sect  should  count 
Among  its  friends  a  prince  of  Portugal ! 

Pedro,  There  are  no  sects  in  subjects  :  all  are 

one  ; 
One  protects  all. 

The  world  will  never  flourish 
Under  crown'd  priests  or  water-sprinkling  kings. 

Blanca.  0  horrible !  0  blasphemy  !  0  lust 
Of  change  in  princes.    You  would  fain  become 
(Tho*  prince)  what  people  call,  I  think,  a  patriot : 
Hard  husky  thing  with  little  kernel  in  it, 
And  bitter  as  the  water  of  hell-streams. 

Pedro.  No,  madam !  I  abjure  the  uncleanliness 
Of  name  so  prostituted.     Prince  I  am, 
And  claim  my  birthright,  and  wish  others  theirs. 
I  am  less  changeful. 

Ifies !  do  not  weep  ! 
I  want  thy  word. 

Irles.  I  have  no  word  to  speak, 

Now  every  one  I  utter  gives  offence. 

Pedro.  I  am  then  fond  of  change  1    Say  this 

against  me 
And  thou  wilt  not  offend. 

Ines.  0  !  may  God  love  me 

As  does  my  Pedro  !  may  at  length  the  queen 
Pardon  me  as  God  pardon'd  me,  who  made  him  ! 

Blanca.  . .  Over  the  grave  of  my  dear  child  ! 

Ay,  sob ! 

Hide  thy  white  face !  pull  thy  loose  curls  around, 
Exactly  like  .  .  I  know  not  what  they  're  like, 
They  are  so  frightful,  tossing  here  and  there 
By  their  own  rustic  untamed  springiness, 
Even  when  thou  movest  neither  head  nor  body. 
There  's  nothing  royal,  nothing  noble,  in  it. 
Now  am  I  forced  to  say  what  shocks  my  soul 
In  utterance  . .  first  because  it  places  thee 
Too  near  our  royal  house,  and  then  because 
It  covers  it  with  incest.    Can  I  speak 
The  words  I  would  1  Speak  them  I  must ;  for  these, 
These  only,  can  strike  down  thy  lofty  hopes, 
And  show  thee  what  abyss,  what  hell,  of  guilt 
Lies  under  to  engulf  thee.    Didst  thou  not 
Stand  with  Don  Pedro  here  and  hold  the  prince 
Don  Luis  with  him  at  the  sacrament 
Of  baptism  1    By  the  saints  in  Paradise  ! 
Thou  art  his  sister  in  the  Church's  eye. 

Pedra.  The  Church  had  wiped,  I  fancied,  from 

her  eye 

This  grain  of  dust ;  I  gave  the  kerchief  for  it ; 
Many,  and  somewhat  worse,  she  throws  in  ours. 

Blanca.  Arguing  with  him  who  argues  against 

God, 

As  thou  dost,  were  a  folly :  this  at  least, 
Ines !  is  not  among  thy  many  sins : 
Yet  little  as  thou  hast  deserved  of  me, 
I  make  thee  what  amends  thy  broken  marriage 
(For  such  in  courtesy  I  will  express  it) 
Admits  of. 

Pedro.      I  am  then,  it  seems,  to  die, 
Since  nothing  but  the  stroke  of  death  can  break  it. 


Ines.  Sweet  husband !  shall  false  dangers  over- 
shadow 
Whom  true  and  great  ones  blazed  upon  and  guided? 

Pedro.  And  shall  these  false  ones  make  thee 

weep  1  did  those  1 

Bear  up,  my  Ifies  !  bear  up  bravely,  girl ! 
We  have  been  happy :  happy  we  shall  be. 
Thou  seest  me  not  withering  with  age,  cast  down 
By  weight  of  wrongs,  consumed  by  grief,  distraught 
By  envy  and  ambition,  worse  than  one 
Whom  penal  horses  sever  limb  from  limb, 
Nor,  what  were  worse  than  all,  bereft  of  thee  ; 
For  Heaven  will  give  me  thoughts  and  views  of 

Ines, 
As  Ines  gave  me,  in  this  world,  of  Heaven. 

Blanca.  Heaven  gives  wide  views,  very  wide 

views,  to  many. 

I  have  my  doubts.    Eainy-eyed  girls  see  double, 
Toss  on  two  pillows,  and  drop  tears  on  each ; 
I  would  say  nothing  more  :  I  may  be  wrong  ; 
But  other  names  than  Pedro  may  have  crept 
Among  the  curtains  in  Don  Pedro's  house. 

Ines.  0  may  they  ever !  glorious  names !  blest 

saints 

Of  Paradise !  have  ye  not  watcht  my  sleep  ? 
Have  ye  not  given  me  thoughts  of  him,  and  hopes, 
And  visions,  when  I  prayed  you  to  protect 
Him  and  his  children,  and  that  gracious  queen 
Who  sees  me  not  aright  thro'  love  of  him, 
Wishing  him  loftier  aims  and  brighter  joys. 

Blanca.  My  doubts  now  darken ;  do  not  thine, 

at  this 
Evasion  1 

Pedro.  0  my  Ines !  sure  the  Blest 
Are  the  more  blest  to  share  thy  love  with  me, 
And  I  to  share  it,  as  I  do,  with  them : 
Alike  to  me  art  thou  immaculate. 

Blanca.  How  the  man  raves  !  no  stain,  no  spot 

in  her ! 

Immaculate  !     Beware  !  repeat  the  word 
With  those  unholy  lips,  call  her  that  name 
Which  only  one  of  mortal  race  had  ever. 

Pedro.  Lady !  that  one  was  meek  no  less  than 
pure. 

Blanca.  So  am  I  too,  who  suffer  all  this  wrong, 
This  violence,  this  scoffing,  this  deceit, 
From  one  like  her,  false,  loathsome,  dull,  low-born. 
Others  know  all ;  I  know  not  half,  nor  would. 

Pedro.  Hot  lolling  tongues  bespatter  fairest 

names 
With  foulest  slurs  :  black  shows  not  upon  black. 

Blanca.  Well !  let  us  hope  !  all  may  be  right 

at  last. 

There  are  bad  minds,  Don  Pedro,  in  the  world, 
As  you  must  have  observed. 

Pedro.  A  glimpse  or  two. 

Blanca.   I  did  then  wisely  when  I  warn'd  you 

both, 

Tho'  tis  a  thankless  office,  as  most  are 
Where  we  consume  our  days  in  doing  good. 

[PEDRO  goes  to  the  vrindmc. 

Pedro.  Ha !  there  they  stand  below,  agape  forme. 
One  walkt  but  half  the  length  of  the  house-front 
And  turn'd  again,  and  askt  his  fellow  slave 


ACT   V.] 


INES  DE  CASTRO. 


607 


(I  do  believe,  for  they  have  hungry  scrips) 

"  Whenwill  the  prey  be  ours?  and  the  prey's  price?" 

Their  plumes  and  brims  ill  hide  them,  tho'  they  keep 

As  near  as  may  be  under  us  :  perhaps 

'Twere  well  to  call  three  more  and  better  men. 

Pacheco  is  too  lank ;  the  shrewd  Coello 

And  spruce  Gonzales  would  not  like  their  doublets 

To  have  another  slash  in  them. 

Blanca.  What  mean 

These  foul  insinuations  ] 

Pedro.  What  mean  they 

Under  my  window? 

Blanca.  Your  own  good ;  the  king's 

True  service. 

Pedro.          Let  them  enter  then. 

Blanca.  This  room  ] 

Pedro.  Yea,  and  within  one  pace  of  their  king's 

son; 
Covered ;  with  dirk  and  rapier ;  but  in  front. 

Ines.  Escape,  0  dearest  Pedro  ! 

Pedro.  He  who  dies 

Escapes ;  and  some  shall  beat  the  path  before. 
I  would  not  willingly  try  any  flight  ; 
The  only  one  I  know,  the  only  one 
Where  Honour  can  go  with  me,  will  be  mine 
Whatever  hour  I  choose. 

Blanca.  Most  heathenish ! 

To  talk  of  Honour  and  of  Death  so  lightly ! 

Pedro.  Madam,  we  may  lose  one,  but  not  the 

other  ; 
Therefor  we  need  not  mind  it. 

Blanca.  Not  when  Hell 

Opens  before  us  1 

Pedro.  Hell  too  we  may  close 

And  its  enormous  portals,  with  less  effort 
Than  infants  push  aside  ungrateful  food. 
We  have  but  to  maintain  our  sense  of  right, 
Which  of  all  senses  is  the  pleasantest, 
And  which  must  bear  most  violence  ere  expell'd. 

Blanca.  I  understand  not  a  fantastic  speech 
Appliant  to  no  person,  to  no  purport. 
I  will  speak  plainer ;  and  I  speak  to  both  ; 
Obey! 

It  seems  not  decent  that  men's  hands 
Should  touch  with  little  gentleness,  should  lead 
Compulsively,  young  women  who  have  stood 
Behind  and  near  the  daughter  of  Castille. 
Long-suffering  is  my  merit,  if  the  grace 
Of  God  vouchsafes  me  one  :  but  oaths  of  fealty 
On  all  are  binding,  and  on  queens  the  most. 
My  conscience  hath  upbraided  me  severely 
For  not  disclosing  to  our  king  the  part 
Whereto  (in  tears  I  own  it)  I  was  privy, 
Against  his  crown  and  dignity. 

Come  now ! 

Hear  reason,  dona  Ines  !  I  no  more 
Urge  any  choice  which  may  displease  you  both. 
Pedro.  Displease  us  1  urge  a  choice? 

Blanca.  We  must  avoid 

Scandal  at  least. 


There  are  formalities ; 
Mere  abjuration  now  of  marriage-rites, 
And  nothing  more  than  living  separate, 
One  in  a  cloister,  t'other  in  a  camp  : 
The  very  choice  the  brave  and  chaste  all  make. 
Pedro.  Ay,  by  the  Saints  !  and  some  perhaps 

too  soon 
Shall  find  my  choice  made  firmly. 

Blanca.  Now  delay 

Were  madness,  pardon  perjury  :  such  threats 
Are  traitorous  and  parricidal  too. 

[She  calls  from  the  window. 
Coelho  !  Diego  !  with  your  band  upstairs  .  . 
With  your  whole  band  .  .  two  timid  women  wait . . 
Your  queen  commands  .  .  your  king  .  .  your 

friend  the  bridegroom  .  . 

Force  !  murder  !  [To  PEDRO. 

Stop  me  1  hold  me  ]  grasp  my  wrist  ] 
Audacious  !  and  let  that  foul  fiend  escape  ] 
Ines  (just  out  of  the  door).  Good  soldier  !  I  am 

not  escaping  from  you  .  . 

Push  me  not  back  !  that  was  not  the  command .  . 
Strike  !  you  must  act  no  otherwise  .  .  let  fall 
This  halbert,  or  I  run  from  under  it . . 
The  word  is  given,  .'twas  the  queen  gave  it . .  strike, 
Irresolute  ! 
Pedro.    What  fell] 
Blanca.  Where  is  she  ? 

Pedro.  Fled. 

Blanca.   Hold  me  not;  pray  me  not;  I  will 

pursue  .  . 

Pedro.  The  guard  hath  stopt  her. 
Blanca.  At  the  door  ] 

Pedro.  With  force 

More  than  is  manly,  thrusting  her  against  it. 
Ho  I    Ines !    art  thou  hurt  1   speak  !    art  thou 

speaking  1 

What  sobbest  thou,  my  love !  is  then  my  name 
Uncall'd  upon  in  any  grief  of  thine  ] 
Where  is  she  ] 

Ho  !  throw  open,  sentinel, 
This  door. 

Blanca.  Stand  further  off.  .  he  does  his  duty .. 
Further  back  yet .  .  have  you  no  decency  ! 
To  tread  upon  her  blood  !  it  runs  thro'  fast, 
And  will  ('tis  to  be  fear'd)  leave  marks  behind. 
Who,  hearing  your  insensibility, 
Will  pity  you? 
Pedro.  None  !  none  ! 

Ines  is  dead  ! 

My  father  !  you  are  childless !  fare  you  well ! 
Unbar  the  door  !  [Aloud  to  the  sentry. 

Command  him,  madam  !        [To  BLANCA. 

Who 

Shall  keep  me  here,  while  steel  is  in  my  grasp 
And  vengeance  strengthens  it  and  justice  guides  it] 
Blanca.  Sentry,  unbar  !  [Looking  at  tJie  corpse. 
The  scene  quite  saddens  me. 
'Twas  her  own  fault,  rash  child!    God's  will  be 
done! 


608 


IPPOLITO  DI  ESTE. 


IPPOLITO  DI  ESTE.* 


Ippolito.  Now  all  the  people  follow  the  pro- 
cession 

Here  may  I  walk  alone,  and  let  my  spirits 
Enjoy  the  coolness  of  these  quiet  aisles. 
Surely  no  air  is  stirring ;  every  step 
Tires  me ;  the  columns  shake,  the  ceiling  fleets, 
The  floor  beneath  me  slopes,  the  altar  rises. 
Stay !  here  she  stept :  what  grace  1   what   har- 
mony! 

Jt  seem'd  that  every  accent,  every  note 
Of  all  the  choral  music,  breath'd  from  her  : 
From  her  celestial  airiness  of  form 
I  could  have  fancied  purer  light  descended. 
Between  the  pillars,  close  and  wearying, 
I  watcht  her  as  she  went :  I  had  rusht  on  ; 
It  was  too  late ;  yet,  when  I  stopt,  I  thought 
I  stopt  full  soon  :  I  cried,  Is  she  not  there  ? 
She  had  been :  I  had  seen  her  shadow  burst 
The  sunbeam  as  she  parted  :  a  strange  sound, 
A  sound  that  stupified  and  not  aroused  me, 
Fill'd  all  my  senses  :  such  was  never  felt 
Save  when    the    sword-girt  Angel    struck    the 

gate, 

And  Paradise  wail'd  loud  and  closed  for  ever. 
She  should  return ;  the  hour  is  past  away. 
How  can  I  bear  to  see  her  (yet  I  will) 
Springing,  she  fondly  thinks,  to  meet  the  man 
I  most  abhor,  my  father's  base-born  son, 
Ferrante ! 

Rosalba  (entering).  What!    I  called  him?   in 

my  haste 

To  languish  at  his  beauty,  to  weigh  down 
His  eyelids  with  my  lips  for  gazing  on  me  : 
Surely  I  spoke  the  name,  and  knew  it  not 
Until  it  bounded  back  and  smote  me  so  ! 

Ippolito.  Curses  upon  them  both  ! 

[Advancing  toward  her. 
Welcome,  sweet  lady ! 

Rosalba.  Lord  Cardinal !    you  here  ?  and  un- 
attended ? 

Ippolito.    We   wait   the  happy  lover,  do  we 
not? 

Rosalba.  Ferrante  then  betrayed  the  secret  to 

you! 
And  are  you  come  to  honour  with  your  presence . . 

Ippolito.  Has  the  Duke  sign'd  the  contract  1 

Rosalba.  For  what  bride  1 

Ferrante  writes  Ferrante  plain  enough  ; 
And  I  do  think,  altho'  I  once  or  twice 
Have  written  it  instead  of  mine,  at  last 
I  am  grown  steadier,  and  could  write  Rosalba. 

Ippolito.  Sport  not  with  one  your  charms  have 
cast  too  low. 

Rosalba.  Sport  not  with  one  your  hand  would 
raise  too  high. 

*  Ferrante  and  Giulio  were  brothers,  by  the  father's 
side,  to  the  Duke  Alfonso  and  the  Cardinal  Ippolito  di 
Este.  The  cardinal  deprived  Ferrante  of  his  eyes  for 
loving  the  same  object  as  his  Eminence,  and  because  she 
had  praised  the  beauty  of  them. 


Ippolito.   Again  that  taunt !   the  time  may 

come,  Rosalba, 

When  I  could  sanctify  the  blissful  state 
I  have  aspired  to. 

Rosalba.  Am  not  I  mere  ice  ? 

Show  not  I  girlish  frowardness,  the  fears 
Of  infancy,  the  scruples  of  old  age  ? 
Have  not  you  said  so  ?  and  said  more  . .  you  hate 

them? 
How  could  you  bear  me,  or  what  wish  from  me  1 

Ippolito.   That  which  another  will  not  long 
retain. 

Rosalba.  You  know  him  little,  and  me  less. 

Ippolito.  I  know 

Inconstancy  in  him. 

Rosalba.  And  what  in  me  ? 

Ippolito.  Intolerance  for  his  betters. 

Rosalba.  Ignorance, 

But  not  intolerance  of  them,  is  my  fault. 

Ippolito.  N'o? 

Rosalba.  Call  it  thus,  and  cast  it  on  the  rest. 

Ippolito.  Some  are  there  whose  close  vision 

sees  but  one 

In  the  whole  world,  and  would  not  see  another 
For  the  whole  world,  were  that  one  out  of  it. 

Rosalba.  Are  there  some  such?    0  may  they 

be  my  friends ! 
0  how,  before  I  know  them,  I  do  love  them  ! 

Ippolito.  After  no  strife,  no  censure,  no  com- 
plaint, 
Have  not  your  tears  been  seen,  when  you  have 

left  him, 

Thro'  tediousness,  distaste,  dislike,  and  grief 
(Ingenuous  minds  must  feel  it,  and  may  own  it) 
That  love,  so  rashly  promist,  would  retire, 
Hating  exaction,  circumvention,  bonds  ? 

Rosalba.  Such  grief  is  yet  unknown  to  me. 

I  know 

All  tears  are  not  for  sorrow  :  many  swell 
In  the  warm  depths  of  gratitude  and  bliss ; 
But  precious  over  all  are  those  that  hang 
And  tremble  at  the  tale  of  generous  deeds. 
These  he  relates  when  he  might  talk,  as  you  do, 
Of  passion  :  but  he  sees  my  heart,  he  finds 
What  fragrance  most  refreshes  it. 

How  high, 

0  Heaven  !  must  that  man  be,  who  loves,  and 

who 

Would  still  raise  others  higher  than  himself 
To  interest  his  beloved  ! 

All  my  soul 

Is  but  one  drop  from  his,  and  into  his 
Falls,  as  earth's  dew  falls  into  earth  again. 
Ippolito.  Yet  would  it  not  be  wise  to  trust  a 

friend 
Able  to  counsel  in  extremes  and  straits  ? 

Rosalba.  Is  it  not  wise  in  darkness  and  in  storm 
To  trust  the  wave  that  lashes  us,  and  pray 
Its  guidance  on  the  rocks  whereto  it  tends  1 

1  have  my  guide,  Lord  Cardinal  !  he  alone 


IPrOLITO  DI  ESTE. 


609 


Is  ship  and  pilot  to  me,  sea  and  star  : 
Counsel  from  others,  knowing  him,  would  be 
Like  worship  of  false  gods  ;  in  me  no  less 
Than  profanation  and  apostasy. 

Ippolito.  We  may  retire ;  he  comes  not  here 

to-day. 
Rosalba.  Then  will  I  not  retire,  but  lay  my 

head 

Upon  the  feet  of  any  pitying  saint 
Until  he  comes,  altho'  it  be  to-morrow. 
Ippolito.  To-morrow  he  may  fail :  the  sovran 

will 

By  rescript  has  detained  and  must  delay  him. 
Rosalba.  Lead,  lead  me  to  Ferrante. 
Ippolito.  Were  I  worthy. 

Rosalba.  Proud  cruel  man  !  that  bitter  sneer 

bodes  ill. 

May  not  I  see  him  1 

Ippolito.  He  may  not  see  you. 

Rosalba.  0  let  him  !    well   my  memory  can 

supply 

His  beauteous  image ;  I  can  live  on  love 
Saturate,  like  bees  with  honey,  long  drear  days ; 
He  must  see  me,  or  can  not  rest ;  I  can. 

SECOND  PART. 
IPPOHTO,  FERRANTE,  and  GIULIO,  in  prison. 

Ippolito.  Reasons  of  state,  I  fear,  have  dictated 
This  something  like  severity ;  God  grant 
Here  be  no  heresy  :  do  both  avow  it, 
Staring  in  silence  at  discovery  ? 

Giulio.  No  order  forced  me  hither;  I  am  come 
To  share  my  brother's  fate,  whate'er  it  be, 
And  mitigate  his  sufferings. 

Ippolito.  May  they  cease  ! 

Givlio.  Those  words  would  have  dissolved  them 

into  air, 
Spoken  but  twenty  furlongs  from  these  bars. 

Ippolito.  I  would  do  much  to  serve  you ;  but 

my  faith 

And  my  allegiance  have  two  other  lords, 
The  duke  my  brother,  and  the  pope  my  God. 
Ferrante  then  says  nothing  ] 

Ferrante.  He  well  knows 

Thy  hatred  and  its  cause. 

Ippolito.  Why  should  I  hate  you,  . . 

My  father's  son,  they  say? 

Ferrante.  They  say  !  His  blood 

Runs  in  these  veins,  pure,  for  pure  blood  was  hers 
Who  loved  the  youthful  lover,  and  who  died 
When  falser  vows  estranged  the  matchless  prince. 

Ippolito.  He  saw  his  error. 

Ferrante.  All  men  do  when  age 

Bends  down  their  heads,  or  gold  shines  in  their 
way. 

Ippolito.  Altho'  I  would  have  helpt  you  in  dis- 
tress, 

And  just  removed  you  from  the  court  awhile, 
You  call'd  me  tyrant. 

Ferrante.  Called  thee  tyrant  ?  I  ? 

By  Heaven  !  in  tyrant  there  is  something  great 
That  never  was  in  thee.     I  would  be  killed 
Rather  by  any  monster  of  the  wild 


Than   choakt  by  weeds  and  quicksands,  rather 

crusht 

By  maddest  rage  than  clay-cold  apathy. 
Those  who  act  well  the  tyrant,  neither  seek 
Nor  shun  the  name  ;  and  yet  I  wonder  not 
That  thou  repeatest  it,  and  wishest  me ; 
It  sounds  like  power,  like  policy,  like  courage, 
And  none  who  calls  thee  tyrant  can  despise  thee. 
Go,  issue  orders  for  imprisonment, 
Warrants  for  death  :  the  gibbet  and  the  wheel, 
Lo  !  the  grand  boundaries  of  thy  dominion  ! 
0  what  a  mighty  office  for  a  minister 
(And  such  Alfonso's  brother  calls  himself) 
To  be  the  scribe  of  hawkers  !  Man  of  genius ! 
The  lanes  and  allies  echo  with  thy  works. 

Givlio.  Ah !  do  not  urge  him ;  he  may  ruin  you ; 
He  may  pursue  you  to  the  grave. 

Ferrante.  He  dares  not : 

Look  at  his  collar !  see  the  saint  he  wears ! 
The  amber  saint  may  ask  too  much  for  that. 

Ippolito.  Atheist !  thy  scoffs  encourage  every 

crime, 

And  strip  thee,  like  a  pestilence,  of  friends  : 
Theirs  is  the  guilt  to  march  against  the  law, 
They  mount  the  scaffold,  and  the  blow  is  thine. 

Ferrante.   How  venom  burnishes   his  adder's 

crest ! 

How  eloquent  on  scaffolds  and  on  laws  ! 
If  such  a  noisome  weed  as  falsehood  is 
Give  frothy  vigour  to  a  worm  like  thee, 
Crawl,  eat,  drink,  sleep  upon  it,  and  farewell. 

Ippolito  (to  GIPLIO).  Take  you  the  sentence,  and 
God  be  with  both  !  [Goes. 

Giulio.  What  sentence  have  we  here  1 

Ferrante.  Unseal  and  read  it. 

Giulio  (reading).  Of  sight !  of  sight !  of  sight ! 

Ferrante.  Would  you  escape, 

My  gentle  Giulio  ?    Run  not  thus  around 
The  wide  light  chamber,  press  not  thus  your  brow 
Against  the  walls,  with  your  two  palms  above. 
Seek  you  the  door  then  ]  you  are  uncondemned 
To  lose  the  sight  of  one  who  is  the  bloom 
And  breath  of  life  to  you  :  the  bolts  are  drawn 
On  me  alone.     You  carry  in  your  breast 
Most  carefully  our  brother's  precious  gift : 
Well,  take  it  anywhere,  but  do  not  hope 
Too  much  from  anyone.     Time  softens  rocks, 
And  hardens  men. 

Giulio.  Pray  then  our  God  for  help. 

Ferrante.  0  my  true  brother,  Giulio  !  why  thus 

hang 

Around  my  neck  and  pour  forth  prayers  for  me  ] 
Where  there  are  priests  and  kinsmen  such  as  ours, 
God  hears  not,  nor  is  heard.     I  am  prepared 
For  death. 

Giulio.  Ah !  worse  than  death  may  come  upon 

you, 
Unless  Heaven  interpose. 

Ferrante.  I  know  the  worst, 

And  bear  one  comfort  in  my  breast  that  fire 
And  steel  can  ne'er  force  from  it :  she  I  love 
Will  not  be  his,  but  die  as  she  hath  lived. 
Doubt  you  1   that  thus  you  shake  the  head  and 
sigh. 

R  R 


610 


GUZMAN  AND  HIS  SON. 


Giulio.  Far  other  doubt  was  mine :  even  this 
shall  cease. 

Ferrante.  Speak  it. 

Giulio.  I  must :  God  pardon  me ! 

Ferrante.  Speak  on. 

Giulio.  Have  we  not  dwelt  in  friendship  from 

our  birth, 

Told  the  same  courtier  the  same  tale  of  joy, 
And  pointed  where  life's  earliest  thorn  had  pierced 
Amid  the  sports  of  boyhood,  ere  the  heart 
Hath  aught  of  bitter  or  unsound  within  ] 

Ferrante.  We  have  indeed. 

Giulio.  Has  my  advice  been  ill  1 

Ferrante.  Too  often  ill-observed,  but  always  good. 

Giulio.  Brother,  my  words  are  not  what  better 

men 

Would  speak  to  you ;  and  yet  my  love,  I  think, 
Must  be  more  warm  than  theirs  can  ever  be. 

Ferrante.  Brother's,  friend's,  father's,  when  was 
it  like  yours  1 

Giulio.  Which  of  them  ever  said  what  I  shall 
say? 

Ferrante.  Speak ;  my  desires  are  kindled,  my 
fears  quencht. 

Giulio.  Do  not  delay  to  die,  lest  crueller 
Than  common  death  befal  you. 

Ferrante.  Then  the  wheel 

Is  ordered  in  that  schedule !    Must  she  too 
Have  her  chaste  limbs  laid  bare  ?    Here  lies  the 

rack; 

Here  she  would  suffer  ere  it  touch  the  skin. 
No,  I  will  break  it  with  the  thread  of  life 
Ere  the  sound  reach  her.  Talk  no  more  of  Heaven, 
Of  Providence,  of  Justice.    Look  on  her. 
Why  should  she  sufferl  what  hath  she  from  Heaven 
Of  comfort  or  protection 1 

Giulio.  Talk  not  so. 

Pity  comes  down  when  Hope  hath  flown  away. 

Ferrante.  Illusion  ! 

Giulio.  If  it  were,  which  it  is  not, 

Why  break  with  vehement  words   such  sweet 

illusion  ? 

For  were  there  nought  above  but  empty  air, 
Nought  but  the    clear   blue    sky  where    birds 
delight, 


Soaring  o'er  myriad  worlds  of  living  dust 
That  roll  in  columns  round  the  noontide  ray, 
Your  heart  would  faint  amid  such  solitude, 
Would  shrink  in  such  vacuity :  that  heart 
(Ferrante  !  can  you  hide  its  wants  from  me  ? ) 
Rises  and  looks  around  and  calls  aloud 
For  some  kind  Being,  some  consoling  bosom, 
Whereon  to  place  its  sorrows,  and  to  rest. 

Ferrante.  Oh  !  that  was  here  . .  I  cannot  look 
beyond. 

Giulio.  Hark!  hear  you  not  the  people  ?  to  the 

window  ! 
They  shout  and  clap  their  hands  when  they  first 

meet  you 

After  short  absence  ;  what  shall  they  now  do  ] 
Up  !  seize  the  moment ;  show  yourself. 

Ferrante.  Stay,  Giulio  ! 

Draw  me  not  thither ;  speak  not  of  my  wrongs  ; 
I  would  await  but  not  arouse  their  vengeance, 
And  would  deserve  but  court  not  their  applause. 
Little  of  good  shall  good  men  hope  from  them, 
Nothing  shall  wiser.  [A  side. 

0  were  he  away ! 
But  if  I  fail,  he  must  die  too,  being  here. 

Giulio.  Let  me  call  out :  they  are  below  the 

grate : 

They  would  deliver  you  :  try  this  one  chance. 
Obdurate  !  would  you  hold  me  down  ?    They  're 
gone ! 

Ferrante.  Giulio !    for  shame  !    weep  not,  or 

here  I  stay 
And  let  vile  hands  deform  me. 

Giulio.  They  shall  never. 

Ferrante.    What   smoke   arises!     Are   there 

torches  under  1 
Surely  the  crowd  has  past  :  'tis  from  the  stairs. 

Giulio.  Anticipate  the  blow. 

Ferrante.  One  more  must  grieve  ! 

And  will  she  grieve  like  you,  too  tender  Giulio  ! 
Turn  not  away  the  head,  the  hand.     What  hold 

you? 

Give,  give  it  me.  'Tis  keen.    They  call  you  forth. 
Tell  her  . .  no,  say  not  we  shall  meet  again, 
For  tears  flow  always  faster  at  those  words  .  . 
May  the  thought  come,  but  gently,  like  a  dream. 


GUZMAN  AND  HIS  SON. 


Son.  0  father  !  am  I  then  within  thy  arms 
Once  more  ?    0  yes  ;   what  other  heart  beats 
so? 

Guzman.  Son  !  art  thou  free  ?     How  couldst 
thou  have  escaped  ? 

Son.  God,  God  alone  hath  moved  our  enemy. 

Guzman.  He  will  perfect  his  work ;  he  needs 
not  us. 

Son.  I  shall  then  hold  my  sister's  eyes  again 
Within  my  own,  her  palm  around  my  head  ! 
Hence  let  us,  while  we  may. 

Guzman.  What  speakest  thou  ? 

Son.  If  thou  wilt  only  bid  the  war  to  pause, 
I  then  am  free. 

Guzman.  Free  1  then  thou  art  not  yet  ? 


Son.  Unless  our  soldiersare  withdrawn,  not  death 
Alone  awaits  me. 

Guzman.  Mercy  !  mercy  !  God  ! 

Without  thy  voice,  without  thy  helping  hand, 
We  stagger,  weak  as  infants,  from  our  duty. 
Child  !  child  !  what  can  I  do  ? 

Son.  Hath  not  God  spoken  ? 

And  hath  he  ceast  to  speak  ? 

Guzman.  The  brave  man's  breast 

Is  God's  pure  tabernacle  :  thro'  the  world, 
Its  storms,  its  deserts,  we  must  carry  it. 
For  Him  against  the  infidel  I  war ; 
No  peace,  no  truce,  unless  at  his  command. 

Son.  God  doth  not  always  speak  in  thunder- 
clouds. 


THE  CORONATION. 


611 


Even  in.  the  rain  and  dew,  on  the  weak  herb 
That  bends  before  them,  there  too  is  a  voice 
Breathing  from  Him.     God  is  not  always  wroth  ; 
He  pities  too,  and  most  delights  in  pity. 

Guzman.  Art  thou  afraid  ] 

Son.  Father  !  0  father  !  no. 

Shame  me  not  thus.     But  to  have  felt  thy  lips 
Upon  my  brow,  upon  my  eyes,  my  mouth, 
And  to  have  breathed  his  breath  who  gave  me 

life 
Now  sixteen  years  ago  .  .  0  father  !  save  me  ! 

Guzman.  Another  would  have  said  thou  wert 

too  rash ; 
How  many  fathers,  of  their  sons,  have  said  it, 


Ay,  and  of  brave  ones,  and  for  being  brave ; 
I  never  said  it,  even  when  I  lost  thee, 
Thee,  my  first-born,  my  only  living  son, 
Precious  as  life  .  .  almost,  almost,  as  honour. 
Son  !  thou  art  going  into  God's  own  glory, 
And  wouldst  thou  that  thy  father  at  one  breath 
Be  spoil'd  of  his,  and  thine  ? 

Son.  No,  father,  no  ! 

Fight  on ;  and  think  of  my  worst  fault  no  more. 
They  shout. 

Guzman  (to  his  trumpeters).  Reply. 

[Flourish  of  trumpets. 
Thus  my  last  groan  is  drown'd. 


THE  CORONATION. 


FEBE.  GRISELDA.  ROMOALDA.  ARMIDA.  FRA  PEPB. 

Febe.  Our  good  king  Ferdinand,  altho'  I  say  it, 
He  is  the  bravest  king  that  ever  trod 
Upon  neat's  leather,  with  a  star  to  brisket. 
Griselda.  Death,  a  dog's  death,  to  whosoe'er 

denies  it ! 

Febe.  He 's  just  like  one  of  us,  as  kings  should  be. 
Griselda.  Ay,  he  has  bowels. 
Febe.  Faith !  has  he :  I  saw 

His  Majesty  hold  up  a  string  of  paste 
Three  palms  in  length,  and  down  his  throat  it  slid, 
Just  like  the  sword  down  that  great  conjuror's. 
Griselda.  And  then  he  claspt  his  hand  on  t'other 

side, 
So  natural ! 

Febe.  And  laught  as  heartily 

As  any  pickpocket  when  purseless  wight 
Cries  thief,  and  points  him  out  to  some  near  sbirro, 
Who  looks  all  ways  but  that,  and  will  hear  first 
What  has  been  lost,  and  where  are  witnesses. 
Griselda.  Gnats,  rats,  and  rogues,  are  bred  in 

every  city, 

But  only  ours  rears  Ferdinands. 
Febe.  Here  comes 

Fra  Pepe. 
Fra  Pepe.     What  now  want  ye  1    What  hath 

brought  ye 

Into  this  crowd,  among  these  men  and  horses  1 
Griselda.  Father !  do  shrive  us  ere  we  face  such 

perils ; 

Trumpeters,  poets,  heroes,  harlequins, 
And  overhead  vast  tottering  catafalcs, 
Choak-full,  and  mountain-high ;  ten  thousand  arms 
Around  ten  thousand  waists,  and  scarce  can  save 

them. 

Fra  Pepe.  I  have  no  time  to  shrive  ye. 
Febe.  God  forbid 

That  we  should  urge  it !     But  yon  tripe  smells 

bravely, 

And  we  keep  many  Fridays  in  the  week  ; 
Do  not  turn  this  fine  Tuesday  into  one. 
Fra  Pepe.  Knowest  thou  what  tripe  is  ? 
Febe.  From 

ancient  records 
And  faint  remembrances. 


Fra  Pepe.  Hast  tasted  it  ? 

Griselda.  Why  should  we  not,   on  some  rare 

festival  ? 
Fra  Pepe.  Luxury  will  creep  downward,  and 

seize  souls. 

Who  pampered  you  at  this  enormous  rate  ] 
Griselda.  We  are  not  young  ones  now,  but 

heretofore 

We  have  had  lovers,  and  have  seen  carlinos 
Spin  upon  table ;  and  the  change  was  ours. 
Fra  Pepe.  0  shame  upon  ye  ! 
Febe.  Shame  is  called 

upon  us 

When  we  are  old  and  needy ;  they  who  brought 
Shame  and  old  age  upon  us,  call  it  loudest. 
Fra  Pepe.  Thou  talkest  foolishly  indeed,  good 

woman  ! 
Febe.  We  all  talk  our  best  things  when  teeth 

are  flush. 
Griselda.  Wit  is  not  wanting  while  the  cheek 

wears  roses 

And  coral  lips  are  ready  to  impart  it. 
Romoalda.  I  doubt  now  whether  all  this  tripe 

be  real. 
Ermida.  They  got  it  cheap,  or  would  not  give 

so  largely ; 

An  ounce,  two  ounces,  to  one  family. 
Febe.  What !  kings  mere  hucksters !  better  say 

they  stole  it. 
Griselda.  Such  glorious   ones  would  scarcely 

steal  the  cattle, 

Much  less  what  some  call  offal.  Rob  poor  farmers  ! 
Come,  Febe,  if  we  listen  to  her  talk 
We  may  do  penance  in  a  stiller  place. 

Febe.  Never  say  "  come  away,"  my  good  Griselda ! 
While  they  are  forking  it  from  pans  and  kettles 
Wide  as  the  crater  and  as  piping-hot. 
0  father  Pepe !  could  you  touch,  see,  smell  it ! 
Bees  may  make  honeycombs ;  what  bee  could  ever 
Make  honeycomb  like  tripe  ?    Ah  fat !  ah  pith  ! 
Soft,  suctionable,  savory. 
Fra  Pepe.  Out  upon  thee  ! 

Griselda.  See  there  now !   Off  he  goes ! 
Febe.  No  fault  of  mine. 

Griselda.  Yes;  thy  shrill  squally  shouts,  and 
rubbing  down 

R  R  2 


612 


ESSEX  AND  BACON. 


Of  mouth,  with  one  arm  first,  and  then  the  other, 
And  then  the  apron.     Who  beside  thyself 
Would  talk  so  touchingly,  so  near  mid-day  1 
A  qualm  came  over  me;  I  felt  half-famisht ; 
No  monk  on  earth  could  stand  it ;  not  the  best 
That  ever  faced  the  devil  in  the  desert. 

Romoalda.  Between  you,  pretty  work !  the  frate 

gone ! 
Febe.  Follow  him  :  who  detains  you  ?  We  want 

nothing 
With  you,  signora ! 

Armida.  Let  those  vulgar  women 

Talk  about  tripe  ;  we  can  buy  liver,  buy  it, 
Drink  the  half-flask,  doze  the  half-hour,  again 
Be  young,  then  shrive  us.    One  night  scores  not 

deep. 

There's,  by  my  reckoning,  mother  Eomoalda, 
Only  one  night  between  us  and  to-morrow. 
Romoalda  (striking  her  stomacher).    The  best 

church-clock  lies  under  this  red  canvas, 
And  points,  within  a  trice,  to  dinner-time. 

Qriselda.  You  totter  about   sadly,  neighbour 

Febe! 
Febe.  No  wonder ;  they  have  thrown  so  many 

pulps 

And  peels  of  melon  on  the  ground,  I  know 
My  feet  are  wet,  and  my  whole  stockings,  with 

them 

And  plashy  daffodils,  like  artichokes 
In  size,  knee-deep,  and  palm-leaves  long  as  boats : 
So,  were  there  room  for  falling,  fall  I  must. 
Oriselda.  May-hap  you  tasted  a  cup's  rim  at 

starting1? 

Febe.  Before  we  met,  one  little  broken  one, 
I  sipt.     They  never  told  me  'twas  so  strong : 
And  then  they  took  advantage  of  me. 

Griselda.  Men 

Always  do  that  with  us  poor  lonely  women. 
Febe.  'Twas  not  the  wine  nor  men :  a  fig  for 

them ! 

This  hubbub  has  confounded  me,  this  crowd  ; 
Soldiers  and  monks,  and  mummers  fill  the  street, 
And  candles  bigger  than  the  priests  that  bear 

them, 
And  saucy  boys  running  aside  the  candles 


To  catch  the  drops,  leaving  one  hand  for  mischief; 
And  then  the  bells  are  making  such  a  coil, 
Saint  against  saint,  from  Mole  to  Capo-inonte, 
We  can  not  hear  the  loudest  voice  cry  gara 
If  horse  or  mule  tramp  muzzling  into  us. 
In  vain,  Griselda,  lift  we  up  our  shoulders 
And  whisper  in  God's  ear  we  think  it  hard. 

Oriselda.  Well,  Febe,  by  stout  shoving  we  are 

now 
Beyond  the  mob.     What  ails  thee  ] 

Febe.  Many  things 

Ail  me ;  vexations  and  infirmities ; 
Beside  a  tiny  matter  of  an  infant 
I  dropt  into  the  sea  through  awkwardness. 

Oriselda.  Did  not  the  child  cry  out,  as  child- 
dren  should  ? 

Febe.  It  did.    Well,  well !    I  made  an  angel 
of  it. 

Oriselda.  Then  say  no  more  about  it. 

Febe.  '  Tis  in  heaven, 

Among  the  other  angels  :  but  I  fear 
That  when  they  say,  "Sing!  sing,  my  little  one  !" 
It  may  give  answer,  "  Five  hard  fingers  here 
Have  spoilt  my  singing." 

Griselda.  They  who  make  an  angel 

Make  more  than  they  who  make  ten  penitents, 
And  yet  to  make  one  penitent  wins  heaven. 

Febe.  I  sometimes  wish  'twere  back  again. 

Griselda.  To  cry  ? 

Febe.  Ah  !   it  does  cry  ere  the  first  sea-mew 

cries ; 

It  wakes  me  many  mornings,  many  nights, 
And  fields  of  poppies  could  not  quiet  it. 

Oriselda.  Febe  !  we  must  not  think  of  it  to-day. 
Sorrow  is  most  offensive  to  the  great, 
.And  nobody  should  grieve  when  kings  are  near. 
This,  above  all  days,  is  a  day  of  joy  ; 
Another  king  is  given  to  the  world, 
And  our  first  duty  is  to  guard  his  throne. 

Febe.  And  drink  a  little  beaker  to  his  health. 
We,  mother  Eomoalda  !  with  Christ's  help, 
Will,  against  all  his  enemies,  support  him. 

0  !  I  am  thirsty  with  the  dust !  beside, 

1  was  so  worried  by  that  odious  mob, 
The  people  seem  to  push  against  me  still. 


ESSEX  AND  BACON. 


Essex.  I  did  believe,  sir,  I  had  helpt  to  raise 
Many  to  wealth  and  station,  some  to  fame,  .  . 
And  one  to  friendship. 

Bacon.        .  You,  my  noble  earl, 

Have  done  it ;  and  much  more.  We  must  lament 
A  power  thus  past  (or  rather  thrown)  away. 

Essex.  Thou  ?  thou  lament  it,  Bacon  1 

Bacon.  To  my  soul. 

Essex.  Why   then,   with   eneVgy  beyond   the 

pitch 

Of  brawling  law,  cry  vengeance  ?  when  my  fortune 
Was  pierced  with  every  bolt  from  every  hand, 
Soon  as  the  golden  links  were  snapt  asunder, 
Which  they  who  rule  the  earth  held  round  that 
bird 


Who  bore  their  lightnings  and  struck  down  their 
foes. 

Bacon.  My  gracious  lord  !  were  always  their 

commands 
Well  waited  for  ? 

Essex.  Nay,  by  my  troth,  my  zeal 

Outflow  them. 

Bacon.         Your  return  was  unadvised. 

Essex.  Unwelcome :  that  is  worse. 

Bacon.  The  worst  of  all 

Was  summoning  to  arms  a  loyal  land, 
Basking  in  peace  and  plenteousness. 

Essex.  How  far 

Extended  this  your  basking  ?  court  indeed 
And  inns  of  law  were  warm  enough  ;  on  those 


TYRREL  AND  RUFUS. 


613 


The  sun  beats  all  the  day,  through  all  the  year  ; 
Everything  there  so  still  and  orderly, 
That  he  who  sneezes  in  them  is  caught  up 
And  cudgel'd  for  his  pains. 

Bacon.  Should  he  awake 

Trumpets  by  sneezing,  should  he  blow  up  banners, 
'Twere  well  if  only  cudgels  fell  on  him  : 
Our  laws  have  sharper  instruments,  my  lord  ! 

Essex.  I  know  it ;  and  I  knew  it  ere  I  rose. 

Bacon.  0  !  had  this  never  happened  ! 

Essex.  Then  wouldst  thou 

Have  lost  some  smiles,  some  parleyings,  some 

tags 

Of  ermine,  and,  .  .  what  more  thou  valuest 
(As  any  wise  man  would)  .  .  some  little  gold. 

Bacon.  Dross ! 

Essex  (smiling).  Very  true  !  .  .  as  men  are  dust 
and  ashes. 

Bacon.  Such  thoughts  become  all  mortals ;  most 

of  all 

Those  who  have  fallen  under  high  displeasure, 
Who  have  their  God  and  Prince  to  reconcile, 
And  are  about  to  change  this  brief  vile  life  .  . . 
Nay,  nay,  my  lord  !  your  life  may  rest  unchanged 
For  years  to  come,  if  you,  upon  your  knees, 
Humbly  ask  pardon  . . 

Essex  (fiercely}.         Pardon  !  [After  hesitation. 
I  will  ask  it .  . 

Bacon.  .  .  Before  the  privy  council,  and  the 

court 
Especially  assembled. 

Essex  (indignantly).  Not  before 

The  best  among  them,  were  he  quite  alone,  , 
No,  by  the  soul  of  Essex  !  were  he  Raleigh  .  . 
The  only  great  man  there. 

Bacon.  Are  we  so  scorned  ] 

Essex.   Bacon!   I  did  not   say  the  only  wise 

one; 
So,  do  not  break  thy  ring,  or  loose  the  stone. 

Bacon.  My  lord  !  my  finger  might  have  been 

uneasy 

Without  such  notice  from  that  once  high  peer 
Erewhile  the  Earl  of  Essex  .  .  until  treason 
Level'd  him  lower  than  burgess  or  than  churl. 

Essex.  I  will  not  say  thou  liest ;  for  thy  tongue 


Lags  far  behind  thy  heart ;  thy  strongest  wit 

May  stretch  and  strain,  but  never  make  them 

yoke-mates. 

Bacon.  This  cork  appliance,  this  hard  breath- 
ing, served 

While  there  was  water  under  for  support, 

But  cut  a  dismal  figure  in  the  mud. 
Essex.  To  servile  souls  how  abject  seem  the 
fallen  ! 

Benchers  and  message-bearers  stride  o'er  Essex  ! 
Bacon.     Unmasted   pinnace  may  row  safely 
under 

No  high  colossus,  without  pricking  it. 

But,  sure,  the  valiant  Earl  is  somewhat  chafed  .  . 

Who  could  have  thought  it !  .  .  by  a  worm  like 

me ! 

Essex.  Begone  !     I  have  fairly  weighed  thee. 
Bacon  (alone).  He  weigh  me  ! 

No  man  is  stout  enough*  to  trim  the  balance, 

Much  less  to  throw  the  weight  in  . . 

He  weigh  me  ! 

Flaunting  and  brittle  as  a  honeysuckle, 

Sweet  in  the  chamber,  in  the  field  blown  down, 

Ramping  in  vain  to  reach  again  its  prop, 

And  crusht  by  the  first  footfal. 

Arrogance 

Stares,  but  sees  badly :    snatches    with    quick 
gripe 

What  seems  within  the  reach,  and,  being  infirm 

Of  stand,  is  overbalanced. 

Shall  I  bear 

Foul  words  upon  me  ? 

I  have  thrown  them  back 

Manfully  to  the  beard  that  wagged  with  them. 

My  courage  is  now  safe  beyond  suspicion  .  . 

Myself  can  hardly  doubt  it  after  this. 

Yet  that  audacious  criminal  dared  spit 

Reproaches  !  seldom  are  they  bearable, 

But,  springing  up  from  reason,  sting  like  asps  .  . 

Not  that  the  man  has  reason  .  .  he  has  none  . . 

For,  what  had  I  to  do  with  it  ?    I  spoke  .  . 

And,  when  we  are  commanded,  we  must  speak. 

It  was  her  Grace  .  .  and  surely  she  knows  best. 

I  may  now  wash  my  hands  of  him  at  last, 

I  have  but  done  my  duty :  fall  who  may. 


WALTER  TYRREL  AND  WILLIAM  RUFUS. 


Rufus.  Tyrrel,  spur  onward  !  we  must  not  await 
The  laggard  lords:    when  they  have  heard  the 


I  warrant  they  will  follow  fast  enough, 
Each  for  his  haunch.     Thy  roan  is  mettlesome ; 
How  the  rogue  sidles  up  to  me,  and  claims 
Acquaintance    with    young    Yorkshire  !    not 

afraid 

Of  wrinkling  lip,  nor  ear  laid  down  like  grass 
By  summer  thunder-shower  on  Windsor  mead. 

Tyrrel.  Behold,  my  liege  !  hither  they  troop 

amain, 
Over  yon  gap. 

Rufus.  Over  my  pales  ?  the  dolts 

Have  broken  down  my  pales ! 


Tyrrel.  Please  you,  my  liege, 

Unless  they  had,  they  must  have  ridden  round 
Eleven  miles. 

Rufus.  Why  not  have  ridden  round 


*  Bacon  little  knew  or  suspected  that  there  was  then 
existing  (the  only  one  that  ever  did  exist)  his  superior 
in  intellectual  power.  Position  gives  magnitude.  While 
the  world  was  rolling  above  Shakspeare,  he  was  seen 
imperfectly  :  when  he  rose  above  the  world,  it  was  dis- 
covered that  he  was  greater  than  the  world.  The  most 
honest  of  his  contemporaries  would  scarcely  have  admitted 
this,  even  had  they  known  it.  But  vast  objects  of  remote 
altitude  must  be  looked  at  a  long  while  before  they  are 
ascertained.  Ages  are  the  telescope-tubes  that  must  be 
lengthened  out  for  Shakspeare ;  and  generations  of  men 
serve  but  as  single  witnesses  to  his  claims. 


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TYRREL  AND  RUFUS. 


Eleven  miles  ?  or  twenty,  were  there  need. 
By  our  Lady  !  they  shall  be  our  carpenters 
And  mend  what  they  have  marr'd.     At  any  time 
I  can  make  fifty  lords ;  but  who  can  make 
As  many  head  of  deer,  if  mine  escape  ? 
And  sure  they  will,  unless  they  too  are  mad. 
Call  me  that  bishop  .  .  him  with  hunting-cap 
Surcharged  with  cross,  and  scarlet  above  knee. 

Tyrrel   (galloping  forward).     Ho!     my  lord 
bishop ! 

Bishop.         Who  calls  me  ? 

Tyrrel.  Your  slave. 

Bishop.  Well  said,  if  toned  as  well  and  timed 

as  well. 
Who  art  thou  I  citizen  or  hind  7  what  wantest  1 

Tyrrel.  My  lord !   your  presence ;   but  before 

the  king ; 

Where  it  may  grow  more  placid  at  its  leisure. 
The  morn  is  only  streakt  with  red,  my  lord  ! 
You  beat  her  out  and  out :  how  prettily 
You  wear  your  stocking  over  head  and  ears  ! 
Keep  off  the  gorse  and  broom  !  they  soon  catch 
fire! 

Bishop.  The  king  shall  hear  of  this  :  I  recognise 
Sir  Walter  Tyrrel. 

Tyrrel.  And  Sir  Walter  Tyrrel 

By  the  same  token  duly  recognises 
The  Church's  well-begotten  son,  well-fed, 
Well-mounted,  and  all  well,  except  well-spoken, 
The  spiritual  lord  of  Winchester. 

Bishop.  Ay,  by  God's  grace !  pert  losel ! 

Tyrrel.  Prick  along 

Lord  bishop !  quicker !  catch  fresh  air !  we  want  it; 
We  have  had  foul  enough  till  dinner-time. 

Bishop.  Varlet !  I  may  chastise  this  insolence. 

Tyrrel.  I  like  those  feathers  :  but  there  crows 

no  cock 

Without  an  answer.     Though  the  noisiest  throat 
Sings  from  the  belfrey  of  snug  Winchester, 
Yet  he  from  Westminster  hath  stouter  spurs. 

Bishop.  God's  blood !  were  I  no  bishop  .  . 

Tyrrel.  Then  thy  own 

Were  cooler. 

Bishop.  Whip  that  hound  aside !  0  Christ ! 
The  beast  has  paw'd  my  housings  !  What  a  day 
For  dirt ! 

Tyrrel.  The  scent  lies  well ;  pity  no  more 
The  housings ;  look,  my  lord  !  here  trots  the  king ! 

Rufus.  Which  of  you  broke  my  palings  down  ] 

Bishop.  God  knows, 

Most  gracious  sir. 

Rvfus.  No  doubt  he  does  ;  but  you, 

Bishop !  could  surely  teach  us  what  God  knows. 
Ride  back  and  order  some  score  handicrafts 
To  fix  them  in  their  places. 

Bishop.  The  command 

Of  our  most  gracious  king  shall  be  obeyed. 

[Riding  off. 

Malisons  on  the  atheist !  Who  can  tell 
Where  are  my  squires  and  other  men  1  confused 
Among  the  servitors  of  temporal  lords  ! 
I  must  e'en  turn  again  and  hail  that  brute. 
Sir  Walter  !  good  Sir  Walter  !  one  half-word  ! 

[TYRREL  rides  toward  him. 


Sir  Walter !  may  I  task  your  courtesy 
To  find  me  any  of  my  followers  ? 

Tyrrd.  Willingly. 

Rufus.  Stay  with  me ;  I  want  thee, 

Tyrrel ! 
What  does  the  bishop  boggle  at  1 

Tyrrel.  At  nothing. 

He  seeks  his  people,  to  retrieve  the  damage. 

Rufus.  Where  are  the  lords  ] 

Tyrrd.  Gone  past  your 

Grace,  bare-headed, 
And  falling  in  the  rear. 

Rufus.  •   Well,  prick  then  on. 

I  care  but  little  for  the  chase  to-day, 
Although  the  scent  lies  sweetly.     To  knock  down 
My  paling  is  vexatious.     We  must  see 
Our  great  improvements  in  this  forest ;  what 
Of  roads  blockt  up,  of  hamlets  swept  away, 
Of  lurking  dens  called  cottages,  and  cells, 
And  hermitages.    Tyrrel !  thou  didst  right 
And  dutifully,  to  remove  the  house 
Of  thy  forefathers.    'Twas  an  odd  request 
To  leave  the  dovecote  for  the  sake  of  those 
Flea-bitten  blind  old  pigeons.     There  it  stands ! 
But,  in  God's  name  !  what  mean  these  hives  ]  the 

bees 
May  sting  my  dogs. 

Tyrrd.  They  hunt  not  in  the  summer. 

Rufus.  They  may  torment  my  fawns. 

Tyrrel.  Sir !  not  unless 

Driven  from  their  hives :  they  like  the  flowers 
much  better. 

Rufus.  Flowers !  and  leave  flowers  too  ? 

Tyrrel.  Only  some  half- wild, 

In  tangled  knots ;  balm,  clary,  marjoram. 

Rufus.  What  lies  beyond  this  close  briar  hedge, 

that  smells 
Through  the  thick  dew  upon  it,  pleasantly  1 

Tyrrel.  A  poor  low  cottage  :  the  dry  marl-pit 

shields  it, 

And,  frail  and  unsupported  like  itself, 
Peace-breathing  honeysuckles  comfort  it 
In  its  misfortunes. 

Rufus.  I  am  fain  to  laugh 

At  thy  rank  minstrelsy.     A  poor  low  cottage  ! 
Only  a  poor  low  cottage  !  where,  I  ween, 
A  poor  low  maiden  blesses  Walter  Tyrrel. 

Tyrrel.  It  may  be  so. 

Rufus.  No ;  it  may  not  be  so. 

My  orders  were  that  all  should  be  removed ; 
And,  out  of  special  favour,  special  trust 
In  thee,  Sir  Walter,  I  consign'd  the  care 
Into  thy  hands,  of  razing  thy  own  house 
And  those  about  it ;  since  thou  hast  another 
Fairer  and  newer,  and  more  lands  around. 

Tyrrel.  Hall,  chapel,  chamber,   cellar,  turret, 

grange, 
Are  level  with  the  grass. 

Rufus.  What  negligence 

To  leave  the  work  then  incomplete,  when  little 
Was  there  remaining !  Strip  that  roof,  and  start 
Thy  petty  game  from  cover. 

Tyrrel.  O  my  liege  ! 

Command  not  this  ! 


THE  PARENTS  OF  LUTHER. 


615 


Rufus.  Make  me  no  confidant 

Of  thy  base  loves. 

Tyrrel.  Nor  you,  my  liege  !  nor  any : 

None  such  hath  Walter  Tyrrel. 

Rufus.  Thou  'rt  at  bay  ; 

Thou  hast  forgotten  thy  avowal,  man  ! 

Tyrrel.  My  father's  house  is  (like  my  father) 

gone  : 

But  in  that  house,  and  from  that  father's  heart 
Mine  grew  into  his  likeness,  and  held  thence 
Its  rich  possessions  .  .  God  forgive  my  boast ! 
He  bade  me  help  the  needy,  raise  the  low  .  . 

Rufus.  And  stand  against  thy  king ! 

Tyrrel.  How  many  yokes 

Of  oxen,  from  how  many  villages 
For  miles  around,  brought  I,  at  my  own  charge, 
To  bear  away  the  rafters  and  the  beams 
That  were  above  my  cradle  at  my  birth, 
And  rang  when  I  was  christened,  to  the  carouse 
Of  that  glad  father  and  his  loyal  friends  ! 

Rufus.  He  kept  good  cheer,  they  tell  me. 

Tyrrel.  Yonder  thatch 

Covers  the  worn-out  woman  at  whose  breast 
I  hung,  an  infant. 

Rufus.  Ay  !  and  none  beside  ? 

Tyrrel.  Four  sons  have  fallen  in  the  wars. 

Rufus.  Brave  dogs ! 

Tyrrel.  She  hath  none  left. 

Rufus.  No  daughter  1 

Tyrrel.     One. 

Rufus.  I  thought  it. 

Unkennel  her. 

Tyrrel.  Grace!  pity!  mercy  on  her  ! 

Rufus.  I  will  not  have  hot  scents  about  my 
chase. 

Tyrrel.    A  virtuous   daughter  of  a  virtuous 

mother 
Deserves  not  this,  my  liege  ! 

Rufus.  Am  I  to  learn 

What  any  subject  at  my  hand  deserves  ] 

Tyrrel.  Happy,  who  dares  to  teach  it,  and  who 
can  ! 

Rufus.  And  thou,  forsooth  ! 

Tyrrel.  I  have  done  my  duty,  sire  ! 

Rufus.  Not  half :  perform  the  rest,  or  bide  my 
wrath. 

Tyrrel.  What,  break  athwart  my  knee  the  staff 
of  age  ? 


Rufus.  Question  me,  villain  ! 

Tyrrel.  Villain  I  am  none. 

Rufus.  Retort  my  words  !    By  all  the  saints  ! 

thou  diest, 
False  traitor ! 

Tyrrel.  Sire  !  no  private  wrong,  no  word 

Spoken  in  angriness,  no  threat  against 
My  life  or  honour,  urge  me  .  . 

Rufus.  Urge  to  what  ? 

Dismountest  ? 

Tyrrel.         On  my  knees,  as  best  beseems, 
I  ask  . .  not  pardon,  sire  !  but  spare,  oh  spare 
The  child  devoted,  the  deserted  mother  ! 
Rufus.  Take  her ;  take  both. 
Tyrrel.  She  loves  her  home ;  her  limbs 

Fail  her;  her  husband  sleeps  in  that  church- 
yard ; 

Her  youngest  child,  born  many  years  the  last, 
Lies  (not  half-length)  along  the  father's  coffin. 
Such  separate  love  grows  stronger  in  the  stem 
(I  have  heard  say)  than  others  close  together, 
And  that,  where  pass  these  funerals,  all  life's 

spring 

Vanishes  from  behind  them,  all  the  fruits 
Of  riper  age  are  shrivel'd,  every  sheaf 
Husky ;  no  gleaning  left.     She  would  die  here, 
Where  from  her  bed  she  looks  on  his ;  no  more 
Able  to  rise,  poor  little  soul !  than  he. 
Rufus.   Who  would    disturb    them,  child   or 

father1?  where 
Is  the  churchyard  thou  speakest  of? 

Tyrrel.  Among 

Yon  nettles :  we  have  level'd  all  the  graves. 
Rufus.    Right :    or    our    horses    might    have 

stumbled  on  them. 
Tyrrel.  Your  grace  oft  spares  the  guilty ;  spare 

the  innocent ! 
Rufus.  Up  from  the  dew  !  thy  voice  is  hoarse 

already. 
Tyrrel.  Yet  God  hath  heard  it.     It  entreats 

again. 
Once  more,    once    only;    spare  this   wretched 

house. 

Rufus.  No,  nor  thee  neither. 
Tyrrel.  Speed  me,  God  !  and  judge 

0  thou  !  between  the  oppressor  and  opprest ! 

[He  pierces  RUFUS  with  an  arrow. 


THE  PARENTS  OF  LUTHER. 


John  Luther.    I    left   thee,   Margaretta,  fast  I 

asleep, 

Thou,  who  wert  always  earlier  than  myself, 
Yet  hast  no  mine  to  trudge  to,  hast  no  wedge 
To  sharpen  at  the  forge,  no  pickaxe  loose 
In  handle. 

Come,  blush  not  again  :  thy  cheeks 
May  now  shake  off  those  blossoms  which  they 

bore 

So  thick  this  morning  that  last  night's  avowal 
Nestles  among  them  still. 

So,  in  few  months 


A  noisier  bird  partakes  our  whispering  bower  1 
Say  it  again. 

Margaretta.  And,  in  my  dream,  I  blush'd  ! 

John.  Idler !   wert  dreaming  too  ?  and   after 
dawn] 

Marg.  In  truth  was  I. 

John.  Of  me? 

Marg.  No,  not  of  you. 

John.  No  matter  ;  for  methinks  some  Seraph's 

wing 
Fann'd  that  bright  countenance. 

Marg.  Methinks  it  did. 


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THE  PARENTS  OF  LUTHER. 


And  stir'd  my  soul  within. 

How  could  you  go 
And  never  say  good-by,  and  give  no  kiss  ? 

John.  It  might  have  waken'd  thee.    I  can  give 

more 

Kisses  than  sleep  :  so  thinking,  I  heav'd  up 
Slowly  my  elbow  from  above  the  pillow, 
And,  when  I  saw  it  woke  thee  not,  went  forth. 

Marg.  I  would  have  been  awaken'd  for  a  kiss, 
And  a  good-by,  or  either,  if  not  both. 

John.  Thy  dreams  were  not  worth  much  then. 

Marg.  Few  dreams  are ; 

But 

John.  By  my  troth  !  I  will  intrench  upon 
The  woman's  dowry,  and  will  contradict, 
Tlio'  I  should  never  contradict  again. 
1  have  got  more  from  dreams  a  hundred-fold 
Than  all  the  solid  earth,  than  field,  than  town, 
Than  (the  close  niggard  purse  that  cramps  my 

fist) 
The  mine  will  ever  bring  me. 

Marg.  So  have  I, 

And  so  shall  each  indeed,  if  this  be  true. 

John.  What  was  it  then  1  for  when  good  dreams 

befal 

The  true  of  heart,  'tis  likely  they  come  true. 
A  vein  of  gold  ]  ay  ?  silver  ?  copper  ?  iron  ? 
Lead?  sulphur?  alum?  alabaster?  coal? 
Shake  not  those  ringlets  nor  let  down  those  eyes, 
Tho'  they  look  prettier  for  it,  but  speak  out. 
True,  these  are  not  thy  dainties. 

Marg.  Guess  again. 

John.  Crystalline  kitchens,  amber-basted  spits, 
Whizzing  with  frothy  savory  salamanders, 
And  swans  that  might  (so  plump  and  pleasant- 
looking) 

Swim  in  the  water  from  the  mouths  of  knights ; 
And  ostrich-eggs  off  coral  woods  (the  nests 
Outside  of  cinnamon,  inside  of  saffron, 
And  mortar'd  well,  for  safety-sake,  with  myrrh), 
Serv'd  up  in  fern  leaves  green  before  the  Flood  ? 

Marg.    Stuff!   you  will  never  guess  it,  I  am 
sure. 

John.  No  ?  and  yet  these  are  well  worth  dream- 
ing of. 

Mary.  Try  once  again. 

John.  Faith  !  it  is  kind  to  let  me. 

Under-ground  beer-cascades  from  Nuremberg  ? 
Rhine  vintage  stealing  from  Electoral  cellars, 
And,  broader  than  sea-baths  for  mermaid  brides, 
With  fluits  upon  the  surface  strides  across, 
Pink  conchs,  to  catch  it  and  to  light  it  down  ; 
And  music  from  basaltic  organ-pipes 
For  dancing  ;  and  five  fairies  to  one  man. 

Marg.  Oh  his  wild  fancies  ! .  .  Are  they  inno- 
cent? 

John.  I  think  I  must  be  near  it  by  that  shrug. 
Spicy  sack-posset,  roaring  from  hot  springs 
And  running  off  like  mad  thro'  candied  cliffs, 
But  catching  now  and  then    some   fruit   that 

drops .  . 
Shake  thy  head  yet?  why  then  thou  hast  the 

palsy. 
Zooks  !  I  have  thought  of  all  things  probable 


And  come  to  my  wits'  end.     What  canst  thou 
mean? 

Marg.  Nay,  I  have  half  a  mind  now  not  to  tell. 

John.  Then  it  is  out .  .  Thy  whole  one  ill  could 

hold  it. 
A  woman's  mind  hates  pitch  upon  its  seams. 

Marg.  Hush !  one  word  more,  and  then  my 
lips  are  closed. 

John.   Pish  !   one  more  word,   and  then  my 
lips .  . 

Marg.  0  rare 

Impudent  man  ! .  .  and  such  discourse  from  you  ! 
I  dreamt  we  had  a  boy .  . 

John.  A  wench,  a  wench  .  . 

A  boy  were  not  like  thee. 

Marg.  I  said  a  boy. 

John.  Well,  let  us  have  him,  if  we  miss  the  girl. 

Marg.  My  father  told  me  he  must  have  a  boy, 
And  call  him  Martin  (his  own  name)  because 
Saint  Martin  both  was  brave  and  cloth'd  the  poor. 

John.  Hurrah  then  for  Saint  Martin  !  he  shall 

have 
Enough  to  work  on  in  this  house  of  ours. 

Marg.  Now  do  not  laugh,  dear  husband !  but 

this  dream 
Seem'd  somewhat  more. 

John.  So  do  all  dreams,  ere  past. 

Marg.  Well,  but  it  seems  so  still. 

John.  Ay,  twist  my  fingers, 

Basketing  them  to  hold  it. 

Marg.  Never  grave  ! 

John.  I  shall  be. 

Marg.  That  one  thought  should  make  you  now. 

John.  And  that  one  tap  upon  the  cheek  to  boot. 

Marg.  I  do  believe,  if  you  were  call'd  to  Heaven 
You  would  stay  toying  here. 

John.  I  doubt  I  should. 

Methinks  I  set  my  back  against  the  gate 
Thrown  open  to  me  by  this  rosy  hand, 
And  look  both  ways,  but  see  more  heaven  than 

earth: 

Give  me  thy  dream  :  thou  puttest  it  aside : 
I  must  be  feasted  :  fetch  it  forth  at  once. 

Marg.  Husband !  I  dreamt  the  child  was  in  my 

arms, 

And  held  a  sword,  which  from  its  little  grasp 
I  could  not  move,  nor  you  :  I  dreamt  that  proud 
But  tottering  shapes  in  purple  filagree 
Pull'd  at  it,  and  he  laught. 

John.  They  frighten'd  thee  ? 

Marg.  Frighten'd  me !  no :  the  infant's  strength 

prevail'd. 

Devils,  with  angels'  faces,  throng'd  about  ; 
Some  offer'd  flowers,  and  some  held  cups  behind, 
And  some  held  daggers  under  silken  stoles. 

John.  These  frighten'd  thee,  however. 

Marg.  He  knew  all ; 

I  knew  he  did. 

John.  A  dream  !  a  dream  indeed ! 

He  knew  and  laught ! 

Marg.  He  sought  his  mother's  breast, 

And  lookt  at  them  no  longer. 

All  the  room 
Was  fill'd  with  light  and  gladness. 


HENRY  THE  EIGHTH  AND  ANNE  BOLEYN. 


617 


John.  He  shall  be 

Richer  than  we  are;  he  shall  mount  his  horse  .  . 
A  feat  above  his  father ;  and  be  one 
Of  the  duke's  spearmen. 

Marg.  God  forbid  !  they  lead 

Unrighteous  lives,  and  often  fall  untimely. 
John.  A  lion-hearted  lad  shall  Martin  be. 
Marg.  God  willing ;  if  his  servant ;   but  not 

else. 

I  have  such  hopes,  full  hopes,  hopes  overflowing. 
John.  A  grave  grand  man,  half  collar  and  half 

cross, 

With  chain  enough  to  hold  our  mastiff  by, 
Thou  fain  wouldst  have  him.     Out  of  dirt  so  stiff 
Old  Satan  fashioneth  his  idol,  Pride. 

Marg.  If  proud  and  cruel  to  the  weak,  and  bent 
To  turn  all  blessings  from  their  even  course 
To  his  own  kind  and  company,  may  he 
Never  be  great,  with  collar,  cross,  and  chain ; 
No,  nor  be  ever  angel,  if,  0  God  ! 
He  be  a  fallen  angel  at  the  last.     [After  a  pause. 
Uncle,  you  know,  is  sacristan ;  and  uncle 
Had  once  an  uncle  who  was  parish  priest. 

John.  He  was  the  man  who  sung  so  merrily 
Those  verses  which  few  scholars  understand, 
Yet  which  they  can  not  hide  away,  nor  drive 
The  man  from  memory  after  forty  years. 
Marg.  (sings).  "  Our  brightest  pleasures   are 

reflected  pleasures. 

And  they  shine  sweetest  from  the  cottage-wall." 
John.  The  very  same. 

Marg.  We  understand  them,  John ! 

John.  An  inkling.     But  your  uncle  sacristan 
Hath  neither  sword  nor  spur. 

Marg.  It  was  a  sword, 

A  flaming  sword,  but  innocent,  I  saw ; 
And  I  have  seen  in  pictures  such  as  that, 
And  in  the  hands  of  angels  borne  on  clouds. 
He  may  defend  our  faith,  drive  out  the  Turk, 
And  quench  the  crescent  in  the  Danaw  stream. 

John.  Thou,  who  begannest  softly,  singest  now 
Shrill  as  a  throstle. 

Marg.  Have  we  then  no  cause 

To  sing  as  throstles  after  sign  thus  strange  ] 
John.    Because  it  was  so  strange,  must  we 

believe 
The  rather] 


Marg.  Yes ;  no  fire  was  in  the  house, 

No  splinter,  not  a  spark.    The  Virgin's  chin 
Shone  not  with  rushlight  under  it ;  'twas  out. 
For  night  was  almost  over,  if  not  past, 
And  the  Count's  chapel  has  not  half  that  blaze 
On  the  Count's  birth-day,  nor  the  hall  at  night. 
Ah  surely,  surely  fare  like  ours  sends  up 
No  idle  fumes ;  nor  wish  nor  hope  of  mine 
Fashion'd  so  bright  a  substance  to  a  form 
So  beautiful.    There  must  be  truth  in  it. 
John.     There   shall    be   then.      Your  uncle's 

sacristy 

Shall  hold  the  armour  quite  invisible, 
Until  our  little  Martin  some  fine  day 
Bursts  the  door  open,  spurr'd,  caparison'd, 
Dukes  lead  his  bridle,  princes  tramp  behind. 
He  may  be  pope .  .  who  knows  1 

Marg.  Are  you  in  earnest  1 

But  if  he  should  be  pope,  will  he  love  us  ? 
Or  let  us  (0  yes,  sure  he  would  !)  love  him? 
Nor  slink  away,  ashamed  ]     Pope,  no  ;  not  pope, 
But  bishop  (ay  ])  he  may  be  1    There  are  few 
Powerfuller  folks  than  uncle  Grimmermann. 
Promise  he  scarce  would  give  us,  but  a  wink 
Of  hope  he  gave,  to  make  a  chorister. 
John.  "  If  thou  wilt  find  materials,"  were  his 

words. 
Marg.  I  did  not  mark  the  words ;  they  were 

too  light : 
And  yet  he  never  breaks  his  troth. 

John.  Not  he  : 

No,  he  would  rather  break  his  fast  ten  times. 
Do  not  look  seriously .  .  when  church  allows, 
I  mean ;  no  more ;  six  days  a  week  ;  not  seven. 
I  have  seen  houses  where  the  Friday  cheese 
Was  not  (in  my  mind)  cut  with  Thursday  knife. 
Marg.  0  now  for  shame  !  such  houses  can  not 

stand. 

Pr'ythee  talk  reason.    As  the  furnace-mouth 
Shows  only  fire,  so  yours  shows  laughter  only.        • 
Choristers  have  been  friars ;  ours  may  be ; 
And  then  a  father  abbot. 

John.  At  one  leap, 

As  salmon  up  Schaffhausen. 

Marg.  Just  the  same .  . 

Then.  . 
John.  Ring  the  bells !  Martin  is  Pope,  by  Jove ! 


HENRY  THE  EIGHTH  AND  ANNE  BOLEYN. 


SCENE  IN  THE  TOWER. 

ANNE  BOLEYN  and  a  CONSTABLE  of  the  TOWER. 

Anne  Boleyn.  Is  your  liege  ill,  sir,  that  you 
look  so  anxious  1 

Constable  of  the  Tower.  Madam  ! 

Anne.  I  would  not  ask  what  you  may  wish 
To  keep  a  secret  from  me ;  but  indeed 
This  right,  I  think,  is  left  me ;  I  would  know 
If  my  poor  husband  is  quite  well  to-day. 

Constable.  Pardon  me,  gracious  lady !  what  can 

prompt 
To  this  inquiry? 


Anne.  I  have  now  my  secret. 

Constable.  I  must  report  all  questions,  sayings, 

doings, 

Movements,  and  looks  of  yours.  His  Highness  may 
Be  rufHed  at  this  eagerness  to  ask 
About  his  health. 

Anne.  I  am  used  to  ask  about  it. 
Beside,  he  may  remember  .  .  . 

Constable.  For  your  Highness 

Gladly  will  I  remind  our  sovran  Lord 
Of  any  promise. 

Anne.  Oh  no  !  do  not  that ! 

It  would  incense  him :  he  made  only  one, 


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HENRY  THE  EIGHTH  AND  ANNE  BOLEYN. 


And  Heaven  alone  that  heard  him  must  remind 

him. 

Last  night  I  do  suspect,  but  am  not  sure, 
He  scarcely  was  what  kings  and  husbands  should  be. 
A  little  wine  has  great  effect  upon 
Warm  hearts  (and  Henry's  heart  was  very  warm) 
And  upon  strong  resentments :  I  do  fear 
He  has  those  too.    But  all  his  friends  must  love 

him. 

He  may  have  past  (poor  Henry  !)  a  bad  night, 
Thinking  upon  his  hasty  resolution. 

Constable.  Lady!  I  grieve  to  tell  you,  worse 

than  that ; 
Far  worse ! 

Anne.  Oh,  mercy,  then!  the  child!  the  child! 
Why  not  have  told  me  of  all  this  before  ] 
What  boots  it  to  have  been  a  guiltless  wife, 
When  I,  who  should  have  thought  the  first  about  it, 
Am  an  ill  mother  ?    Not  to  think  of  thee, 
My  darling !  my  Elizabeth  !  whose  cradle 
Rocks  in  my  ear  and  almost  crazes  me. 
Is  she  safe  ?  Tell  me,  tell  me,  is  she  living  1 

Constable.  Safe,  lady,  and  asleep  in  rosy  health, 
And  radiant  (if  there  yet  be  light  enough 
To  show  it  on  her  face)  with  pleasant  dreams, 
Such  as  young  angels  come  on  earth  to  play  with. 

Anne.  Were  I  but  sure  that  I  could  dream  of  her 
As  I,  until  last  autumn,  oft  have  done, 
Joyously,  blithely,  only  waking  up 
Afraid  of  having  hurt  her  by  my  arms 
Too  wildly  in  my  rapture  thrown  around  her, 
I  would  lay  down  my  weary  head,  and  sleep, 
Although  the  pillow  be  a  little  strange, 
Nor  like  a  bridal  or  a  childbed  pillow. 

Constable.  0  lady !   spare  those  words  ! 

Anne.  Why  spare  them!  when 
Departure  from  this  world  would  never  be 
Departure  from  its  joys  :  the  joys  of  heaven 
Would  mingle  with  them  scarcely  with  fresh 
sweetness. 

Constable  (falling  on  his  knees.)   My  queen  ! 

Anne.  Arise,  sir  constable  ! 

Constable.  My  queen  ! 

Heaven's  joys  lie  close  before  you. 

Anne.  And  you  weep  ! 

Few  days,  I  know,  are  left  me ;  they  will  melt 
All  into  one,  all  pure,  all  peaceable  ; 
No  starts  from  slumber  into  bitter  tears, 
No  struggles  with  sick  hopes  and  wild  desires, 
No  cruel  father  cutting  down  the  tree 
To  crush  the  child  that  sits  upon  its  bough 
And  looks  abroad,  too  tender  for  suspicion, 
Too  happy  even  for  hope,  maker  of  happiness. 
I  could  weep  too,  nor  sinfully,  at  this. 
Thou  knowest,  0  my  God  !  thou  surely  knowest 
'  Tis  no  repining  at  thy  call  or  will. 

[Constable,  on  his  knees  presents  the  Writ 
of  Execution. 

I  can  do  nothing  now.  Take  back  that  writing, 
And  tell  them  so,  poor  souls !  Say  to  the  widow, 
I  grieve,  and  can  but  grieve  for  her ;  persuade  her 
That  children,  although  fatherless,  are  blessings ; 
And  teach  those  little  ones,  if  e'er  you  see  them, 
They  are  not  half  so  badly  off  as  some. 


Fold  up  the  paper ;  put  it  quite  aside ; 
I  am  no  queen ;  I  have  no  almoner. 
Ah,  now  I  weep  indeed  !    Put,  put  it  by. 
Many  .  .  I  grieve  (yet,  should  I  grieve  ?)  to  think  it, 
Many  will  often  say,  when  I  am  gone, 
They  once  had  a  young  queen  to  pity  them. 
Nay,  though  I  mehtion'd  I  had  nought  to  give, 
Yet  dash  not  on  your  head,  nor  grapple  so 
With  those  ungentle  hands,  while  I  am  here, 
A  helpless  widow's  innocent  petition. 
Smoothe  it ;  return  it  with  all  courtesy : 
Smoothe  it,  I  say  again :  frame  some  kind  words 
And  see  they  find  their  place,  then  tender  it. 
What !  in  this  manner  gentlemen  of  birth 
Present  us  papers  ?  turn  they  thus  away, 
Putting  their  palms  between  their  eyes  and  us  1 
Sir !  I  was  queen  .  .  and  you  were  kind  unto 

me 

When  I  was  queen  no  longer  :  why  so  changed? 
Give  it  .  .  but  what  is  now  my  signature  ? 
Ignorant  are  you,  or  incredulous, 
That  not  a  clasp  is  left  me  1  not  a  stone, 
The  vilest ;  not  chalcedony,  not  agate. 
Promise  her  all  my  dresses,  when  .  .  no,  no  .  . 
I  am  grown  superstitious  ;  they  might  bring 
Misfortune  on  her,  having  been  Anne  Boleyn's. 

Constable.    Lady!    I    wish    this    scroll   could 

suffocate 

My  voice.     One  order  I  must  disobey, 
To  place  it  in  your  hand  and  mark  you  read  it. 
I  lay  it  at  your  feet,  craving  your  pardon 
And  God's,  my  lady ! 

Anne.  Rise  up ;  give  it  me  ; 

I  know  it  ere  I  read  it,  but  I  read  it 
Because  it  is  the  king's,  whom  I  have  sworn 
To  love  and  to  obey. 

Constable  (aside).  Her  mind  's  distraught ! 
Alas,  she  smiles ! 

Anne.  The  worst  hath  long  been  over ; 

Henry  loves  courage  ;  he  will  love  my  child 
For  this  ;  although  I  want  more  than  I  have ; 
And  yet  how  merciful  at  last  is  Heaven 
To  give  me  but  thus  much  for  her  sweet  sake ! 

SCENE  IN  RICHMOND  CHASE. 
HKNRY,  COURTIERS,  HOUNDS,  &c. 

Henry.  Northumberland !  pray  tell  me,  if  thou 

canst, 

Who  is  that  young  one  in  the  green  and  gold  ] 
Dost  thou  not  see  her1?  hast  thou  left  both  eyes 
Upon  the  bushes  ] 

Northumberland.  There  are  many,  sir, 

In  the  same  livery. 

Henry.  I  mean  her  yonder 

On  the  iron-gray  with  yellow  round  his  ears. 
Impudent  wench !  she  turns  away  her  cheek  ! 

Northumberland.  [After  inquiring. 

The  Lady  Katharine  Parr,  an'  please  your  High- 
ness. 

Henry.  Faith  !  she  doth  please  me.     What  a 

sap  is  rising 

In  that  young  bud  !  how  supple !  yet  how  solid  ! 
What  palpable  perfection  !  ay,  Lord  Surrey  ] 


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Surrey.  A  bloom  well  worthy  of  a  monarch's 

bower, 

Where  only  one  more  lovely  smiles  beside  him. 
Henry.  Though  spring  is  stirring,  yet  give  me 

the  summer  .  . 

I  can  wait  yet.    Some  day,  one  not  far  off, 
I  would  confer  with  her  at  Hampton-Court  .  . 
Merely  to  ask  her  how  she  likes  the  chase : 
We  shall  not  have  another  all  this  season. 
The  stag  alone  can  help  us  on  in  May  : 
To-morrow  is  the  twentieth. 

Hark !  the  knell 
From  Paul's !  .  .  the  Tower-gun,  too  !    I  am 

right  enough !  [Claps  his  hands. 

I  am  a  widower  !  [Again  daps  his  hands. 

By  this  hour  to-morrow 
Sunny  Jane  Seymour's  long  and  laughing  eyes 
Shall  light  me  to  our  chamber. 


Lords !  prick  on  ! 

The  merry  hounds  are  chiding  !     To  the  chase 
To-day  !  our  coronation  for  to-morrow. 
How  sweetly  that  bell  warbled  o'er  the  water. 
Norfolk.  I  like  it  better  than  the  virginals. 
Suffolk.  They  are  poor  music. 
Norfolk.  Songs  but  make  them  worse. 
Henry.    Come;   prick  we  onward.     Shall  we 

have  a  race  ] 
Surrey.  We  are  well  mounted;  but  the  youngest 

man 

Will  win,  for  majesty  sits  lightly  on  him. 
Henry.  It  may  well  be.     I  have  lost  half  my 

weight 

This  morning,  lithesome  as  I  was  before. 
Away ! 

Norfolk.  His  saddle  swells  its  bolstered  back 
Already  full  two  hundred  yards  before  us. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


0  FRIENDS  !  who  have  accompanied  thus  far 

My  quickening  steps,  sometimes  where  sorrow 

sate 

Dejected,  and  sometimes  where  valour  stood 
Resplendent,  right  before  us ;  here  perhaps 
We  best  might  part ;  but  one  to  valour  dear 
Comes  up  in  wrath  and  calls  me  worse  than  foe, 
Reminding  me  of  gifts  too  ill  deserved. 

1  must  not  blow  away  the  flowers  he  gave, 
Altho'  now  faded  ;  I  must  not  efface 

The  letters  his  own  hand  has  traced  for  me. 


Here  terminates  my  park  of  poetry. 
Look  out  no  longer  for  extensive  woods, 
For  clusters  of  unlopt  and  lofty  trees, 
With  stately  animals  coucht  under  them, 
Or  grottoes  with  deep  wells  of  water  pure, 
And  ancient  figures  in  the  solid  rock  : 
Come,  with  our  sunny  pasture  be  content, 
Our  narrow  garden  and  our  homestead  croft, 
And  tillage  not  neglected.    Love  breathes  round 
Love,  the  bright  atmosphere,  the  vital  air, 
Of  youth  ;  without  it  life  and  death  are  one. 


She  leads  in  solitude  her  youthful  hours, 

Her  nights  are  restlessness,  her  days  are  pain. 

0  when  will  Health  and  Pleasure  come  again, 
Adorn  her  brow  and  strew  her  path  with  flowers, 
And  wandering  wit  relume  the  roseate  bowers, 

And  turn  and  trifle  with  his  festive  train  ] 
Grant  me,  0  grant  this  wish,  ye  heavenly  Powers ! 

All  other  hope,  all  other  wish,  restrain. 


Come  back,  ye  Smiles,  that  late  forsook 
Each  breezy  path  and  ferny  nook. 
Come  Laughter,  though  the  Sage  hath  said 
Thou  favourest  most  the  thoughtless  head : 
I  blame  thee  not,  howe'er  inclin'd 
To  love  the  vacant  easy  mind, 
But  now  am  ready,  may  it  please, 
That  mine  be  vacant  and  at  ease. 

Sweet  children  of  celestial  breed, 
Be  ruled  by  me ;  repress  your  speed. 
Laughter !  though  Momus  gave  thee  birth, 
And  said,  My  darling,  stay  on  earth  ! 
Smiles !  though  from  Venus  you  arise, 
And  live  for  ever  in  the  skies, 


Softly !  and  let  not  one  descend 
But  first  alights  upon  my  friend. 
When  one  upon  her  cheek  appears, 
A  thousand  spring  to  life  from  hers ; 
Death  smites  his  disappointed  urn, 
And  spirit,  pleasure,  wit,  return. 


WITH  PETRARCA  S  SONNETS. 

Behold  what  homage  to  his  idol  paid 
The  tuneful  suppliant  of  Valclusa's  shade. 
His  verses  still  the  tender  heart  engage, 
They  charm'd  a  rude,  and  please  a  polisht  age : 
Some  are  to  nature  and  to  passion  true, 
And  all  had  been  so,  had  he  lived  for  you. 


The  touch  of  Love  dispels  the  gloom 
Of  life,  and  animates  the  tomb ; 
But  never  let  it  idly  flare 
On  gazers  in  the  open  air, 
Nor  turn  it  quite  away  from  one 
To  whom  it  serves  for  moon  and  sun, 
And  who  alike  in  night  or  day 
Without  it  could  not  find  his  way. 


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MISCELLANEOUS. 


TWELFTH-NIGHT. 

I  draw  with  trembling  hand  my  doubtful  lot ; 
Yet  where  are  Fortune's  frowns  if  she  frown  not 

From  whom  I  hope,  from  whom  I  fear,  the  kiss? 
0  gentle  Love !  if  there  be  aught  beyond 
That  makes  the  bosom  calm,  but  leaves  it  fond, 

0  let  her  give  me  that,  and  take  back  this ! 


She  I  love  (alas  in  vain  !) 

Floats  before  my  slumbering  eyes : 
When  she  comes  she  lulls  my  pain, 

When  she  goes  what  pangs  arise  ! 
Thou  whom  love,  whom  memory  flies, 

Gentle  Sleep  !  prolong  thy  reign  ! 
If  even  thus  she  soothe  my  sighs, 

Never  let  me  wake  again  ! 


Thou  hast  not  rais'd,  lanthe,  such  desire 

In  any  breast  as  thou  hast  rais'd  in  mine. 
No  wandering  meteor  now,  no  marshy  fire, 

Leads  on  my  steps,  but  lofty,  but  divine  : 
And,  if  thou  dullest  me,  as  chill  thou  dost 

When  I  approach  too  near,  too  boldly  gaze, 
So  chills  the  blushing  morn,  so  chills  the  host 

Of  vernal  stars,  with  light  more  chaste  than 
day's. 


Darling  shell,  where  hast  thou  been, 
West  or  East  ]  or  heard  or  seen  ? 
From  what  pastimes  art  thou  come  ? 
Can  we  make  amends  at  home  ] 

Whether  thou  hast  tuned  the  dance 

To  the  maids  of  ocean 
Know  I  not :  but  Ignorance 

Never  hurts  Devotion. 
This  I  know,  lanthe's  shell, 
I  must  ever  love  thee  well, 
Tho'  too  little  to  resound 
While  the  Nereids  dance  around ; 

For,  of  all  the  shells  that  are, 
Thou  art  sure  the  brightest ; 

Thou,  lanthe's  infant  care, 
Most  these  eyes  delightest. 

To  thy  early  aid  she  owes 
Teeth  like  budding  snowdrop  rows  : 
And  what  other  shell  can  say 
On  her  bosom  once  it  lay  ] 

That  which  into  Cyprus  bore 
Venus  from  her  native  sea, 

(Pride  of  shells  !)  was  never  more 
Dear  to  her  than  thou  to  me. 


Away  my  verse;  and  never  fear, 
As  men  before  such  beauty  do ; 

On  you  she  will  not  look  severe, 
She  will  not  turn  her  eyes  from  you. 


Some  happier  graces  could  I  lend 
That  in  her  memory  you  should  live, 

Some  little  blemishes  might  blend, 
For  it  would  please  her  to  forgive. 


Pleasure  !  why  thus  desert  the  heart 

In  its  spring-tide  ] 
I  could  have  seen  her,  I  could  part, 

And  but  have  sigh'd  ! 
O'er  every  youthful  charm  to  stray, 

To  gaze,  to  touch  .  . 
Pleasure  !  why  take  so  much  away, 

Or  give  so  much  ! 

XI. 

My  hopes  retire  ;  my  wishes  as  before 
Struggle  to  find  their  resting-place  in  vain : 
The  ebbing  sea  thus  beats  against  the  shore  ; 
The  shore  repels  it ;  it  returns  again. 

XII. 

Lie,  my  fond  heart  at  rest, 

She  never  can  be  ours. 
Why  strike  upon  my  breast 

The  slowly  passing  hours  ? 
Ah !  breathe  not  out  the  name ! 

That  fatal  folly  stay ! 
Conceal  the  eternal  flame, 

And  tortured  ne'er  betray. 


The  heart  you  cherish  can  not  change ; 

The  fancy,  faint  and  fond, 
Has  never  more  the  wish  to  range 

Nor  power  to  rise  beyond. 


Clifton  !  in  vain  thy  varied  scenes  invite, 

The  mossy  bank,  dim  glade,  and  dizzy  hight ; 

The  sheep  that,  starting  from  the  tufted  thyme, 

Untune  the  distant  church's  mellow  chime, 

As  o'er  each  limb  a  gentle  horror  creeps, 

And  shakes  above  our  heads  the  craggy  steeps. 

Pleasant  I  've  thought  it  to  pursue  the  rower 

While  light  and  darkness  seize  the  changeful  oar, 

The  frolic  Naiads  drawing  from  below 

A  net  of  silver  round  the  black  canoe. 

Now  the  last  lonely  solace  must  it  be 

To  watch  pale  evening  brood  o'er  land  and  sea, 

Then  join  my  friends  and  let  those  friends  believe 

My  cheeks  are  moisten'd  by  the  dews  of  eve. 


Ask  me  not,  a  voice  severe 
Tells  me,  for  it  gives  me  pain. 

Peace  !  the  hour,  too  sure,  is  near 
When  I  can  not  ask  again. 

XVI. 

0  thou  whose  happy  pencil  strays 
Where  I  am  call'd,  nor  dare  to  gaze, 


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But  lower  my  eye  and  check  my  tongue ; 
0,  if  thou  yaluest  peaceful  days, 
Pursue  the  ringlet's  sunny  maze, 

And  dwell  not  on  those  lips  too  long. 

What  mists  athwart  my  temples  fly, 
Now,  touch  by  touch,  thy  fingers  tie 

With  torturing  care  her  graceful  zone  ! 
For  all  that  sparkles  from  her  eye 
I  could  not  look  while  thou  art  by, 

Nor  could  I  cease  were  I  alone. 


All  tender  thoughts  that  e'er  possest 
The  human  brain  or  human  breast, 

Center  in  mine  for  thee  .  . 
Excepting  one  . .  and  that  must  thou 
Contribute  :  come,  confer  it  now : 

Grateful  I  fain  would  be. 


Past  ruin'd  Ilion  Helen  lives, 

Alcestis  rises  from  the  shades ; 
Verse  calls  them  forth  ;  'tis  verse  that  gives 

Immortal  youth  to  mortal  maids. 

Soon  shall  Oblivion's  deepening  veil 
Hide  all  the  peopled  hills  you  see, 

The  gay,  the  proud,  while  lovers  hail 
These  many  summers  you  and  me. 

XIX. 

One  year  ago  my  path  was  green, 
My  footstep  light,  my  brow  serene  ; 
Alas  !  and  could  it  have  been  so 

One  year  ago  ? 

There  is  a  love  that  is  to  last 
When  the  hot  days  of  youth  are  past : 
Such  love  did  a  sweet  maid  bestow 

One  year  ago. 

I  took  a  leaflet  from  her  braid 
And  gave  it  to  another  maid. 
Love !  broken  should  have  been  thy  bow 

One  year  ago. 

xx. 

Soon,  0  lanthe  !  life  is  o'er, 

And  sooner  beauty's  heavenly  smile  : 
Grant  only  (and  I  ask  no  more), 

Let  love  remain  that  little  while. 


Flow,  precious  tears  !  thus  shall  my  rival  know 

For  me,  not  him,  ye  flow. 
Stay,  precious  tears !  ah  stay  !  this  jealous  heart 

Would  bid  you  flow  apart, 
Lest  he  should  see  you  rising  o'er  the  brim, 

And  hope  you  rise  for  him. 
Your  secret  cells,  while  he  is  present,  keep, 

Nor,  tho'  I  'm  absent,  weep. 


It  often  comes  into  my  head 

That  we  may  dream  when  we  are  dead, 


But  I  am  far  from  sure  we  do. 
0  that  it  were  so  !  then  my  rest 
Would  be  indeed  among  the  blest ; 

I  should  for  ever  dream  of  you. 


I  can  not  tell,  not  I,  why  she 
Awhile  so  gracious,  now  should  be 
So  grave  :  I  can  not  tell  you  why 
The  violet  hangs  its  head  awry. 
It  shall  be  cull'd,  it  shall  be  worn, 
In  spite  of  every  sign  of  scorn, 
Dark  look,  and  overhanging  thorn. 


From  you,  lanthe,  little  troubles  pass 
Like  little  ripples  down  a  sunny  river ; 

Your  pleasures  spring  like  daisies  in  the  grass, 
Cut  down,  and  up  again  as  blithe  as  ever. 


While  you,  my  love,  are  by, 
How  fast  the  moments  fly  ! 

Yet  who  could  wish  them  slower  ? 
Alas  !  to  think  ere  long 
Your  converse  and  your  song 

Can  reach  my  ear  no  more. 

0  let  the  thought  too  rest 
Upon  your  gentle  breast, 

Where  many  kind  ones  dwell ; 
And  then  perhaps  at  least 

1  may  partake  a  feast 

None  e'er  enjoy'd  so  well. 
Why  runs  in  waste  away 
Such  music,  day  by  day, 

When  every  little  wave 
Of  its  melodious  rill 
Would  slake  my  thirst,  until 

I  quench  it  in  the  grave. 


lanthe  !  you  are  call'd  to  cross  the  sea  ! 

A  path  forbidden  me  ! 
Remember,  while  the  Sun  his  blessing  sheds 

Upon  the  mountain-heads, 
How  often  we  have  watcht  him  laying  down 

His  brow,  and  dropt  our  own 
Against  each  other's,  and  how  faint  and  short 

And  sliding  the  support ! 
What  will  succeed  it  now  1    Mine  is  unblest, 

lanthe  !  nor  will  rest 
But  on  the  very  thought  that  swells  with  pain. 

0  bid  me  hope  again  ! 
0  give  me  back  what  Earth,  what  (without  you) 

Not  Heaven  itself  can  do, 
One  of  the  golden  days  that  we  have  past  ; 

And  let  it  be  my  last ! 
Or  else  the  gift  would  be,  however  sweet, 
Fragile  and  incomplete. 

XXVII. 

These  are  the  sights  I  love  to  see  : 

I  love  to  see  around 
Youths  breathing  hard  on  bended  knee, 

Upon  that  holy  ground 


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My  flowers  have  covered :  all  the  while 

I  stand  above  the  rest ; 
I  feel  within  the  angelic  smile, 

I  bless,  and  I  am  blest. 


Mine  fall,  and  yet  a  tear  of  hers 
Would  swell,  not  soothe  their  pain. 

Ah  !  if  she  look  but  at  these  tears, 
They  do  not  fall  in  vain. 


Circe,  who  bore  the  diadem 

O'er  every  head  we  see, 
Pursued  by  thousands,  turn'd  from  them 

And  fill'd  her  cup  for  me. 
She  seiz'd  what  little  was  design'd 

To  catch  a  transient  view ; 
For  thee  alone  she  left  behind 

The  tender  and  the  true. 

XXX. 

If  mutable  is  she  I  love, 

If  rising  doubts  demand  their  place, 
I  would  adjure  them  not  to  move 

Beyond  her  fascinating  face. 
Let  it  be  question'd,  while  there  flashes 

A  liquid  light  of  fleeting  blue, 
Whether  it  leaves  the  eyes  or  lashes, 

Plays  on  the  surface  or  peeps  through. 

With  every  word  let  there  appear 
So  modest  yet  so  sweet  a  smile, 

That  he  who  hopes  must  gently  fear, 
Who  fears  may  fondly  hope  the  While., 


Could  but  the  dream  of  night  return  by  day 
And  thus  again  the  true  lanthe  say, 
"  Altho'  some  other  I  should  live  to  see 
As  fond,  no  other  can  have  charms  for  me. 
No,  in  this  bosom  none  shall  ever  share, 
Firm  is,  and  tranquil  be,  your  empire  there  ! 
If  wing'd  with  amorous  fear  the  unfetter'd  slave 
Stole  back  the  struggling  heart  she  rashly  gave, 
Weak  they  may  call  it,  weak,  but  not  untrue ; 
Its  destination,  though  it  fail'd,  was  you. 
So  to  some  distant  isle  the  unconscious  dove 
Bears  at  her  breast  the  billet  dear  to  love, 
But  drops,  while  viewless  lies  the  happier  scene, 
On  some  hard  rock  or  desert  beach  between." 


There  are  some  tears  we  would  not  wish  to  dry, 
And  some  that  sting  before  they  drop  and  die. 
Ah !  well  may  be  imagined  of  the  two 
Which  I  would  ask  of  Heaven  may  fall  from  you. 
Such,  ere  the  lover  sinks  into  the  friend, 
On  meeting  cheeks  in  warm  attraction  blend. 


I  hope  indeed  ere  long 

To  hear  again  the  song 
Round  which  so  many  throng 
Of  great  and  gay  : 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


Whether  I  shall  or  not 

Draw  from  Fate's  hand  that  lot 
I  'd  give  a  prophet  all  I  'm  worth  to  say. 

But  in  the  Muse's  bower 

At  least,  0  gentle  power 

Of  harmony  !  one  hour 
Of  many  a  day 

Devote  to  her  I  will, 

And  cling  to  her  until 
They  ring  the  bell  for  life  to  run  away. 


xxxiv. 

I  love  to  hear  that  men  are  bound 
By  your  enchanting  links  of  sound  : 
I  love  to  hear  that  none  rebell 
Against  your  beauty's  silent  spell. 
I  know  not  whether  I  may  bear 
To  see  it  all,  as  well  as  hear ; 
And  never  shall  I  clearly  know 
Unless  you  nod  and  tell  me  so. 


Soon  as  lanthe's  lip  I  prest, 

Thither  my  spirit  wing'd  its  way : 

Ah,  there  the  wanton  would  not  rest ! 
Ah,  there  the  wanderer  could  not  stay ! 


Beloved  the  last !  beloved  the  most ! 

With  willing  arms  and  brow  benign 
Receive  a  bosom  tempest-tost, 

And  bid  it  ever  beat  to  thine. 

The  Nereid  maids,  in  days  of  yore, 
Saw  the  lost  pilot  loose  the  helm, 

Saw  the  wreck  blacken  all  the  shore, 
And  every  wave  some  head  o'erwhelm. 

Afar  the  youngest  of  the  train 
Beheld  (but  fear'd  and  aided  not) 

A  minstrel  from  the  billowy  main 
Borne  breathless  near  her  coral  grot. 

Then  terror  fled,  and  pity  rose  .  . 

"  Ah  me  ! "  she  cried,  "  I  come  too  late ! 
Rather  than  not  have  sooth'd  his  woes, 

I  would,  but  may  not,  share  his  fate." 

She  rais'd  his  hand.     "  What  hand  like  this 
Could  reach  the  heart  athwart  the  lyre  ! 

What  lips  like  these  return  my  kiss, 
Or  breathe,  incessant,  soft  desire  ! " 

From  eve  to  morn,  from  morn  to  eve, 
She  gazed  his  features  o'er  and  o'er, 

And  those  who  love  and  who  believe 
May  hear  her  sigh  along  the  shore. 


Art  thou  afraid  the  adorer's  prayer 
Be  overheard  ]  that  fear  resign. 

He  waves  the  incense  with  such  care 
It  leaves  no  stain  upon  the  shrine. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


623 


You  see  the  worst  of  love,  but  not  the  best, 
Nor  will  you  know  him  till  he  comes  your  guest, 
Tho'  yearly  drops  some  feather  from  his  sides, 
In  the  heart's  temple  his  pure  torch  abides. 


According  to  eternal  laws 
('Tis  useless  to  inquire  the  cause) 
The  gates  of  fame  and  of  the  grave 
Stand  under  the  same  architrave, 
So  I  would  rather  some  time  yet 
Play  on  with  you,  my  little  pet ! 


While  the  winds  whistle  round  my  cheerless  room, 
And  the  pale  morning  droops  with  winter's  gloom ; 
While  indistinct  lie  rude  and  cultured  lands, 
The  ripening  harvest  and  the  hoary  sands ; 
Alone,  and  destitute  of  every  page 
That  fires  the  poet  or  informs  the  sage, 
Where  shall  my  wishes,  where  my  fancy,  rove, 
Eest  upon  past  or  cherish  promist  love  1 
Alas !  the  past  I  never  can  regain, 
Wishes  may  rise  and  tears  may  flow . .  in  vain. 
Fancy,  that  brings  her  in  her  early  bloom, 
Throws  barren  sunshine  o'er  the  unyielding  tomb. 
What  then  would  passion,  what  would  reason,  do1? 
Sure,  to  retrace  is  worse  than  to  pursue. 
Here  will  I  sit  till  heaven  shall  cease  to  lour 
And  happier  Hesper  bring  the  appointed  hour, 
Gaze  on  the  mingled  waste  of  sky  and  sea, 
Think  of  my  love,  and  bid  her  think  of  me. 


One  pansy,  one,  she  bore  beneath  her  breast, 

A  broad  white  ribbon  held  that  pansy  tight. 
She  waved  about  nor  lookt  upon  the  rest, 

Costly  and  rare ;  on  this  she  bent  her  sight. 
I  watcht  her  raise  it  gently  when  it  droopt ; 

I  knew  she  wisht  to  show  it  me ;  I  knew 
She  would  I  saw  it  rise,  to  lie  unloopt 

Nearer  its  home,  that  tender  heart !  that  true  ! 


You  tell  me  I  must  come  again 

Now  buds  and  blooms  appear : 
Ah  !  never  fell  one  word  in  vain 

Of  yours  on  mortal  ear. 
You  say  the  birds  are  busy  now 

In  hedgerow,  brake,  and  grove, 
And  slant  their  eyes  to  find  the  bough 

That  best  conceals  their  love  :    . 
How  many  warble  from  the  spray  ! 

How  many  on  the  wing ! 
"  Yet,  yet,"  say  you,  "  one  voice  away 

I  miss  the  sound  of  spring." 
How  little  could  that  voice  express, 

Beloved,  when  we  met ! 
But  other  sounds  hath  tenderness, 

Which  neither  shall  forget. 


Ketired  this  hour  from  wondering  crowds 

And  flower-fed  poets  swathed  in-clouds, 

Now  the  dull  dust  is  blown  away, 

lanthe,  list  to  what  I  say. 

Verse  is  not  always  sure  to  please 

For  lightness,  readiness,  and  ease ; 

Romantic  ladies  like  it  not 

Unless  its  streams  are  strong  and  hot 

As  Melton-Mowbray  stables  when 

Ill-favored  frost  comes  back  again. 

Tell  me  no  more  you  feel  a  pride 

To  be  for  ever  at  my  side, 

To  think  your  beauty  will  be  read 

When  all  who  pine  for  it  are  dead. 

I  hate  a  pomp  and  a  parade 

Of  what  should  ever  rest  in  shade  ; 

What  not  the  slenderest  ray  should  reach, 

Nor  whispered  breath  of  guarded  speech  : 

There  even  Memory  should  sit 

Absorbed,  and  almost  doubting  it. 

XLIV. 

I  often  ask  upon  whose  arm  she  leans, 

She  whom  I  dearly  love, 
And  if  she  visit  much  the  crowded  scenes 

Where  mimic  passions  move. 
There,  mighty  powers !  assert  your  just  control, 

Alarm  her  thoughtless  breast, 
Breathe  soft  suspicion  o'er  her  yielding  soul, 

But  never  break  its  rest. 
0  let  some  faithful  lover,  absent  long, 

To  sudden  bliss  return  ; 
Then  Lander's  name  shall  tremble  from  hertongue, 

Her  cheek  thro'  tears  shall  burn. 


I  sadden  while  I  view  again 

Smiles  that  for  me  the  Graces  wreathed. 
Sure  my  last  kiss  those  lips  retain 

And  breathe  the  very  vow  they  breathed ; 
At  peace,  in  sorrow,  far  or  near, 

Constant  and  fond  she  still  would  be, 
And  absence  should  the  more  endear 

The  sigh  it  only  woke  for  me. 
Till  the  slow  hours  have  past  away, 

Sweet  image,  bid  my  bosom  rest. 
Vain  hope  !  yet  shalt  thou  night  and  day, 

Sweet  image,  to  this  heart  be  prest. 


A  time  will  come  when  absence,  grief,  and  years, 
Shall  change  the  form  and  voice  that  please 
you  now, 

When  you  perplext  shall  ask,  "  And  fell  my  tears 
Into  his  bosom  1  breath'd  I  there  my  vow?" 

It  must  be  so,  lanthe !  but  to  think 
Malignant  Fate  should  also  threaten  you, 

Would  make  my  heart,  now  vainly  buoyant,  sink  : 
Believe  it  not :  'tis  what  I'll  never  do. 


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MISCELLANEOUS. 


XLVIt. 

Have  I,  this  moment,  led  thee  from  the  beach 
Into  the  boat  ?  now  far  beyond  my  reach  ! 
Stand  there  a  little  while,  and  wave  once  more 
That  'kerchief ;  but  may  none  upon  the  shore 
Dare  think  the  fond  salute  was  meant  for  him  ! 
Dizzily  on  the  plashing  water  swim 
My  heavy  eyes,  and  sometimes  can  attain 
Thy  lovely  form,  which  tears  bear  off  again. 
In  vain  have  they  now  ceast ;  it  now  is  gone 
Too  far  for  sight,  and  leaves  me  here  alone. 

0  could  I  hear  the  creaking  of  the  mast ! 

1  curst  it  present,  I  regret  it  past. 

XLVIII. 

Yes,  we  shall  meet  (I  knew  we  should)  again, 
And  I  am  solaced  now  you  tell  me  when. 
Joy  sprung  o'er  sorrow  as  the  morning  broke, 
And,  as  I  read  the  words,  I  thought  you  spoke. 
Altho'  you  bade  it,  yet  to  find  how  fast 
My  spirits  rose,  how  lightly  grief  flew  past, 
I  blush  at  every  tear  I  have  represt, 
And  one  is  starting  to  reprove  the  rest. 


Ye  walls !  sole  witnesses  of  happy  sighs, 

Say  not,  blest  walls,  one  word. 
Kemember,  but  keep  safe  from  ears  and  eyes 

All  you  have  seen  and  heard.* 


The  bough  beneath  me  shakes  and  swings. 
While  tender  love  wants  most  your  wings 

Why  are  you  flying  from  our  nest? 
That  love,  first  opened  by  your  beak, 
You  taught  to  peck,  and  then  to  speak 

The  few  short  words  you  liked  the  best, 

Come  back  again,  soft  cowering  breast ! 
Do  not  you  hear  or  mind  my  call? 
Come  back  !  come  back  !  or  I  may  fall 

From  my  high  branch  to  one  below  ; 
For  there  are  many  in  our  trees, 
And  part  your  flight  and  part  the  breeze 

May  shake  me  where  I  would  not  go. 

Ah  !  do  not  then  desert  me  so ! 


IANTHE'S  LETTEK. 
We  will  not  argue,  if  you  say 
My  sorrows  when  I  went  away 
Were  not  for  you  alone  ; 
For  there  were  many  very  dear, 
Altho'  at  dawn  they  came  not  near, 
As  you  did,  yet  who  griev'd  when  I  was  gone. 
We  will  not  argue  (but  why  tell 
So  false  a  tale  1)  that  scarcely  fell 
My  tears  where  mostly  due. 
I  can  not  think  who  told  you  so  : 
I  shed  (about  the  rest  I  know 
Nothing  at  all)  the  first  and  last  for  you. 


*  First  pencilled  thus, 

O  murs  !  temoins  des  plus  heureux  soupirs, 
N'en  dites  mot :  gardez  DOS  souvenirs. 


"  Remember  you  the  guilty  night," 

A  downcast  myrtle  said, 
"  You  snatcht  and  held  me  pale  with  fright 

Till  life  almost  had  fled? 
At  every  swell  more  close  I  prest 
With  jealous  care  that  lovely  breast ; 
Of  every  tender  word  afraid, 
I  cast  a  broader,  deeper  shade, 
And  trembled  so,  I  fell  between 
Two  angel-guards  by  you  unseen  : 
There,  pleasures,  perils,  all  forgot, 
I  clung  and  fainted  :  who  would  not  ? 
Yet  certainly,  this  transport  over, 
I  should,  for  who  would  not  ]  recover. 
Yes  !  I  was  destined  to  return 
And  sip  anew  the  crystal  urn, 
Where  with  four  other  sister  sprays 
I  bloom'd  away  my  pleasant  days. 
But  less  and  less  and  less  again 
Each  day,  hour,  moment,  is  the  pain 
My  little  shrivel'd  heart  endures  .  . 
Now  can  you  say  the  same  for  yours  ? 
I  torn  from  her  and  she  from  you, 
What  wiser  thing  can  either  do 
Than  with  our  joys  our  fears  renounce 
And  leave  the  vacant  world  at  once  ] 
When  she  you  fondly  love  must  go, 

Your  pangs  will  rise,  but  mine  will  cease ; 
I  never  shall  awake  to  woe, 

Nor  you  to  happiness  or  peace." 


On  the  smooth  brow  and  clustering  hair 
Myrtle  and  rose  !  your  wreath  combine, 

The  duller  olive  I  would  wear, 
Its  constancy,  its  peace,  be  mine. 


Along  this  coast  I  led  the  vacant  Hours 

To  the  lone  sunshine  on  the  uneven  strand, 
And  nipt  the  stubborn  grass  and  juicier  flowers 

With  one  unconscious  inobservant  hand, 
While  crept  the  other  by  degrees  more  near 

Until  it  rose  the  cherisht  form  around, 
And  prest  it  closer,  only  that  the  ear 

Might  lean,  and  deeper  drink  some  half-heard 
sound. 


Pursuits !  alas,  I  now  have  none, 

But  idling  where  were  once  pursuits, 
Often,  all  morning  quite  alone, 

I  sit  upon  those  twisted  roots 
Which  rise  above  the  grass,  and  shield 

Our  harebell,  when  the  churlish  year 
Catches  her  coming  first  afield, 

And  she  looks  pale  tho'  spring  is  near 
I  chase  the  violets,  that  would  hide 

Their  little  prudish  heads  away, 
And  argue  with  the  rills,  that  chide 

When  we  discover  them  at  play. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


625 


No,  thou  hast  never  griev'd  but  I  griev'd  too ; 
Smiled  thou  hast  often  when  no  smile  of  mine 
Could  answer  it.     The  sun  himself  can  give 
But  little  colour  to  the  desert  sands. 


Where  alders  rise  up  dark  and  dense 
But  just  behind  the  wayside  fence, 
A  stone  there  is  in  yonder  nook 
Which  once  I  borrow'd  of  the  brook  : 
You  sate  beside  me  on  that  stone, 
Rather  (not  much)  too  wide  for  one. 
Untoward  stone !  and  never  quite 
(Tho'  often  very  near  it)  right, 
And  putting  to  sore  shifts  my  wit 
To  roll  it  out,  then  steady  it, 
And  then  to  prove  that  it  must  be 
Too  hard  for  anyone  but  me. 
lanthe,  haste  !  ere  June  declines 
We  '11  write  upon  it  all  these  lines. 

LVIII. 

Twenty  years  hence  my  eyes  may  grow 
If  not  quite  dim,  yet  rather  so, 
Still  yours  from  others  they  shall  know 

Twenty  years  hence. 
Twenty  years  hence  tho'  it  may  hap 
That  I  be  call'd  to  take  a  nap 
In  a  cool  cell  where  thunder-clap 

Was  never  heard. 

There  breathe  but  o'er  my  arch  of  grass 
A  not  too  sadly  sigh'd  A  las, 
And  I  shall  catch,  ere  you  can  pass, 

That  winged  word. 


From  heaven  descend  two  gifts  alone ; 
The  graceful  line's-  eternal  zone 

And  beauty,  that  too  soon  must  die. 
Exposed  and  lonely  Genius  stands, 
Like  Memnon  in  the  Egyptian  sands, 

At  whom  barbarian  javelins  fly. 
For  mutual  succour  Heaven  design'd 
The  lovely  form  and  vigorous  mind 

To  seek  each  other  and  unite. 
Genius !  thy  wing  shall  beat  down  Hate, 
And  Beauty  tell  her  fears  at  Fate 

Until  her  rescuer  met  her  sight. 


Remain,  ah  not  in  youth  alone, 

Tho'  youth,  where  you  are,  long  will  stay, 
But  when  my  summer  days  are  gone, 

And  my  autumnal  haste  away. 
"  Can  I  be  always  by  your  side  ?  " 

No  ;  but  the  hours  you  can,  you  must, 
Nor  rise  at  Death's  approaching  stride, 

Nor  go  when  dust  is  gone  to  dust 

LXI. 
Is  it  no  dream  that  I  am  he 

Whom  one  awake  all  night 
Rose  ere  the  earliest  birds  to  see, 

And  met  by  dawn's  red  light  ; 


Who,  when  the  wintry  lamps  were  spent 
And  all  was  drear  and  dark, 

Against  the  rugged  pear-tree  leant 
While  ice  crackt  off  the  bark ; 

Who  little  heeded  sleet  and  blast, 

But  much  the  falling  snow  ; 
Those  in  few  hours  would  sure  be  past, 

His  traces  that  might  show  ; 

Between  whose  knees,  unseen,  unheard, 

The  honest  mastiff  came, 
Nor  fear'd  he ;  no,  nor  was  he  fear'd  : 

Tell  me,  am  I  the  same  1 

0  come !  the  same  dull  stars  we'll  see, 
The  same  o'er-clouded  moon. 

0  come  !  and  tell  me  am  I  he  ? 
0  tell  me,  tell  me  soon. 

LXII. 

Many,  well  I  know,  there  are 
Ready  in  your  joys  to  share, 
And  (I  never  blame  it)  you 
Are  almost  as  ready  too. 
But  when  comes  the  darker  day 
And  those  friends  have  dropt  away, 
Who  is  there  among  them  all 
You  would,  if  you  could,  recal  ? 
One,  who  wisely  loves  and  well, 
Hears  and  shares  the  griefs  you  tell : 
Him  you  ever  call  apart 
When  the  springs  o'erflow  the  heart : 
For  you  know  that  he  alone 
Wishes  they  were  but  his  own. 
Give,  while  these  he  may  divide, 
Smiles  to  all  the  world  beside. 


Here,  ever  since  you  went  abroad, 
If  there  be  change,  no  change  I  see, 

I  only  walk  our  wonted  road, 
The  road  is  only  walkt  by  me. 

Yes ;  I  forgot ;  a  change  there  is ; 

Was  it  of  that  you  bade  me  tell  ? 
I  catch  at  times,  at  times  I  miss 

The  sight,  the  tone,  I  know  so  well. 

Only  two  months  since  you  stood  here  ! 

Two  shortest  months  !  then  tell  me  why 
Voices  are  harsher  than  they  were, 

And  tears  are  longer  ere  they  dry. 


Silent,  you  say,  I  'm  grown  of  late, 
Nor  yield,  as  you  do,  to  our  fate  ] 
Ah !  that  alone  is  truly  pain 
Of  which  we  never  can  complain. 


I  held  her  hand,  the  pledge  of  bliss, 
Her  hand  that  trembled  and  withdrew 

She  bent  her  head  before  my  kiss .  . 
My  heart  was  sure  that  hers  was  true, 
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Now  I  have  told  her  I  must  part, 
She  shakes  my  hand,  she  bids  adieu, 

Nor  shuns  the  kiss.    Alas,  my  heart ! 
Hers  never  was  the  heart  for  you. 


Tell  me  not  things  past  all  belief; 

One  truth  in  you  I  prove ; 
The  flame  of  anger,  bright  and  brief, 

Sharpens  the  barb  of  Love. 

LXVII. 

Little  it  interests  me  how 
Some  insolent  usurper  now 

Divides  your  narrow  chair  ; 
Little  heed  I  whose  hand  is  placed 
(No,  nor  how  far)  around  your  waist, 

Or  paddles  in  your  hair. 
A  time,  a  time  there  may  have  been 
(Ah  !  and  there  was)  when  every  scene 

Was  brightened  by  your  eyes. 
And  dare  you  ask  what  you  have  done  ? 
My  answer,  take  it,  is  but  one  . . 

The  weak  have  taught  the  wise. 

LXVIII. 

You  smiled,  you  spoke,  and  I  believed, 
By  every  word  and  smile  deceived. 
Another  man  would  hope  no  more  ; 
Nor  hope  I  what  I  hoped  before : 
But  let  not  this  last  wish  be  vain ; 
Deceive,  deceive  me  once  again  ! 


Proud  word  you  never  spoke,  but  you  will  speak 
Four  not  exempt  from  pride  some  future  day. 

Resting  on  one  white  hand  a  warm  wet  cheek 
Over  my  open  volume  you  will  say, 
"  This  man  loved  me  !  "  then  rise  and  trip  away. 


Ah  !  could  I  think  there's  nought  of  ill 
In  what  you  do,  and  love  you  still ! 
I  have  the  power  for  only  half, 
My  wish  :  you  know  it,  and  you  laugh. 


Tears,  and  tears  only,  are  these  eyes  that  late 

In  thine  could  contemplate 
Charms  which,  like  stars,  in  swift  succession  rise . . 

No  longer  to  these  eyes ! 
Love  shows  the  place  he  flew  from ;  there,  bereft 

Of  motion,  Grief  is  left. 


The  Loves  who  many  years  held  all  my  mind, 
A  charge  so  troublesome  at  last  resign'd. 
Among  my  books  a  feather  here  and  tnere 
Tells  what  the  inmates  of  my  study  were. 
Strong  for  no  wrestle,  ready  for  no  race, 
They  only  serve  to  mark  the  left-off  place. 
'Twas  theirs  to  dip  in  the  tempestuous  waves, 
'Twas  theirs  to  loiter  in  cool. summer  caves ; 
But  in  the  desert  where  no  herb  is  green 
Not  one,  the  latest  of  the  flight,  is  seen. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


As  round  the  parting  ray  the  busy  motes 

In  eddying  circles  play'd, 
Some  little  bird  threw  dull  and  broken  notes 

Amid  an  elder's  shade. 

My  soul  was  tranquil  as  the  scene  around, 

lanthe  at  my  side  ; 
Both  leaning  silent  on  the  turfy  mound, 

Lowly  and  soft  and  wide. 

I  had  not  lookt,  that  evening,  for  the  part 

One  hand  could  disengage, 
To  make  her  arms  cling  round  me,  with  a  start 

My  bosom  must  assuage  : 

Silence  and  soft  inaction  please  as  much 

Sometimes  the  stiller  breast, 
Which  passion  now  has  thrill'd.with  milder  touch 

And  love  in  peace  possest. 

"  Hark  !  hear  you  not  the  nightingale  ?  "  I  said, 

To  strike  her  with  surprise. 
"  The  nightingale  ?  "  she  cried,  and  rais'd  her  head, 

And  beam'd  with  brighter  eyes. 

"  Before  you  said  'twas  he  that  piped  above, 

At  every  thrilling  swell 
He  pleas'd  me  more  and  more  ;  he  sang  of  love 

So  plaintively,  so  well." 

Where  are  ye,  happy  days,  when  every  bird 

Pour'd  love  in  every  strain  ? 
Ye  days,  when  true  was  every  idle  word, 

Return,  return  again  ! 


So  late  removed  from  him  she  swore, 
With  clasping  arms  and  vows  and  tears, 

In  life  and  death  she  would  adore, 

While  memory,  fondness,  bliss,  endears. 

Can  she.  forswear?  can  she  forget? 

Strike,  mighty  Love  !  strike,  Vengeance  !  Soft  ! 
Conscience  must  come  and  bring  regret  .  . 

These  let  her  feel  !  .  .  nor  these  too  oft  ! 


Mild  is  the  parting  year,  and  sweet 

The  odour  of  the  falling  spray ; 
Life  passes  on  more  rudely  fleet, 

And  balmless  is  its  closing  day. 
I  wait  its  close,  I  court  its  gloom, 

But  mourn  that  never  must  there  fall 
Or  on  my  breast  or  on  my  tomb 

The  tear  that  would  have  sooth'd  it  all. 


Dull  is  my  verse :  not  even  thou 

Who  movest  many  cares  away 
From  this  lone  breast  and  weary  brow, 

Canst  make,  as  once,  its  fountain  play  ; 
No,  nor  those  gentle  words  that  now 

Support  my  heart  to  hear  thee  say  : 
"  The  bird  upon  its  lonely  bough 

Sings  sweetest  at  the  close  of  day." 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


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Thank  Heaven,  lanthe,  once  again 

Our  hands  and  ardent  lips  shall  meet, 

And  Pleasure,  to  assert  his  reign, 

Scatter  ten  thousand  kisses  sweet : 

Then  cease  repeating  while  you  mourn, 

"  I  wonder  when  he  will  return." 

Ah  wherefore  should  you  so  admire 

The  flowing  words  that  fill  my  song, 
Why  call  them  artless,  yet  require 

"  Some  promise  from  that  tuneful  tongue?" 
I  doubt  if  heaven  itself  could  part 
A  tuneful  tonarue  and  tender  heart. 


When  we  have  panted  past  life's  middle  space, 
And  stand  and  breathe  a  moment  from  the  race, 

These  graver  thoughts  the  heaving  breast  annoy : 
"  Of  all  our  fields  how  very  few  are  green  ! 
And  ah !  what  brakes,  moors,  quagmires,  lie  be- 
tween 

Tired  age  and  childhood  ramping  wild  with  joy.'' 


There  are  some  wishes  that  may  start 
Nor  cloud  the  brow  nor  sting  the  heart. 


Gladly  then  would  I  see  how  smiled 
One  who  now  fondles  with  her  child ; 
How  smiled  she  but  six  years  ago, 
Herself  a  child,  or  nearly  so. 
Yes,  let  me  bring  before  my  sight 
The  silken  tresses  chain'd  up  tight, 
The  tiny  fingers  tipt  with  red 
By  tossing  up  the  strawberry-bed  ; 
Half-open  lips,  long  violet  eyes, 
A  little  rounder  with  surprise, 
And  then  (her  chin  against  the  knee) 
"  Mama !  who  can  that  stranger  be  ] 
How  grave  the  smile  he  smiles  on  me  !' 


Youth  is  the  virgin  nurse  of  tender  Hope, 
And  lifts  her  up  and  shows  a  far-off  scene  : 

When  Care  with  heavy  tread  would  interlope, 
They  call  the  boys  to  shout  her  from  the 
green. 

Ere  long  another  comes,  before  whose  eyes 
Nurseling  and  nurse  alike  stand  mute  and 

quail. 

Wisdom  :  to  her  Hope  not  one  word  replies, 
And  Youth  lets  drop  the  dear  romantic 
tale. 


SOPHIA,  pity  Gunlaug's  fate. 
Perfidious  friendship,  worse  than  hate, 
And  love,  whose  smiles  are  often  vain, 
Whose  frowns  are  never,  proved  his  bane. 
For  war  his  rising  spirit  sigh'd 
In  unknown  realms  o'er  ocean  wide. 

"  0  father,  father !  let  me  go, 
I  burn  to  meet  my  country's  foe." 

"  A  blessing,  Gunlaug,  on  thy  head  !  " 
Illugi,  his  fond  father,  said. 
"  Go  when  invader  comes  to  spoil 
Our  verdant  Iceland's  native  soil : 
But  wait  with  patient  zeal  till  then 
And  learn  the  deeds  of  mightier  men." 

To  Thorstein's  house,  whose  daring  prow 
Thro'  ocean  pounced  upon  his  foe, 
Stung  with  denial,  Gunlaug  went, 
But  breathed  no  word  of  discontent. 

"  Thorstein,"  he  cried,  "  I  leave  my  home, 
Yet  not  for  shelter  am  I  come  ; 
Thorstein,  I  come  to  learn  from  thee 
The  dangers  of  the  land  and  sea. 
Speed  thee  !  together  let  us  go, 
And  Thorstein's  shall  be  Gunlaug's  foe." 

"  Brave  youth,"  said  Thorstein, "  stay  awhile. 
I  love  .too  well  my  native  isle, 
Whether  the  sandy  dog-rose  blows 
Or  sparkle  fierce  the  starry  snows, 
And  never  shall  this  hand  again 
Direct  the  rudder  o'er  the  main." 

Thus  as  he  spake  he  would  have  prest 
The  hand  of  his  aspiring  guest ; 


But  Gunlaug  cried,  "  I  will  not  here 
Partake  thy  hospitable  cheer : 
For  war's,  for  danger's,  gifts  I  came, 
Keep  thou  thy  fears,  leave  me  thy  fame." 

Aloud  the  manly  veteran  laught ; 
"Come  !  come  !  "  said  he, "  one  social  draught  ! 
My  fears  I  '11  keep  that  none  shall  see, 
And  I  will  leave  my  fame  to  thee." 

Out  sprang  the  tears  from  Gunlaug's  eyes : 
"  0  noble  Thorstein,  bold  and  wise  ! 
Shall  Gunlaug  dare  to  tarry  here  1 
Shall  Helga  see  this  blush,  this  tear  1 " 

At  Helga's  and  her  father's  name, 
The  beauteous  blue-eyed  virgin  came. 
No  word  had  then  the  youth  to  say, 
But  turn'd  his  downcast  face  away. 
He  heard  her  sandal  sip  the  floor, 
And,  ere  she  reacht  the  palace-door, 
His  heaving  bosom  could  not  brook 
Reproach  or  wonder  from  her  look. 

And  couldst  thou,  Gunlaug,  thus  refrain  1 
And  seek'st  thou  conquests  o'er  the  main  ? 

She  saw,  but  knew  not  his  distress, 
And  eyed  him  much,  nor  loved  him  less. 
Long  stood,  and  longer  would  have  stay'd 
The  tender-hearted  blue-eyed  maid ; 
But  fear  her  stifling  throat  opprest, 
And  something  smote  her  bounding  breast. 
Far  off,  alone,  she  would  remain, 
But  thought  it  time  to  turn  again. 
"  Yet  better  not,  perhaps,"  she  thought, 
"  For  fear  the  stranger  hold  me  naught. 
I  dare  not  wish,  they  call  it  sin, 
But . .  would  my  father  bring  him  in  !  " 
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MISCELLANEOUS. 


He  came ;  their  friendship  grew ;  he  woo'd  ; 
Nor  Helga's  gentle  heart  withstood. 
Her  milk-white  rabbit  oft  he  fed, 
And  crumbled  fine  his  breakfast-bread ; 
And  oft  explored  with  anxious  view 
Spots  where  the  crispest  parsley  grew. 
Her  restive  horse  he  daily  rid, 
And  quite  subdued  her  stubborn  kid, 
Who  lately  dared  to  quit  her  side, 
And  once  with  painful  rashness  tried 
Its  ruddy  horn  against  her  knee, 
Bold  as  its  desperate  sire  could  be. 
Mosses  he  knew  of  every  race, 
And  brought  them  from  their  hiding-place, 
And  mingled  every  sweet-soul'd  plant 
On  mountain-top  or  meadow  slant, 
And  checker'd  (while  they  flower'd)  her  room 
With  purple  thyme  and  yellow  broom. 

There  is  a  creature  dear  to  heaven, 
Tiny  and  weak,  to  whom  is  given 
To  enjoy  the  world  while  suns  are  bright 
And  shut  grim  winter  from  its  sight ; 
Tamest  of  hearts  that  beat  on  wilds, 
Tamer  and  tenderer  than  a  child's  ; 
The  dormouse  :  this  he  loved,  and  taught 
(Docile  it  is  the  day  it 's  caught, 
And  fond  of  music,  voice  or  string) 
To  stand  before  and  hear  her  sing, 
Or  lie  within  her  palm  half-closed, 
Until  another 's  interposed, 
And  claim'd  the  alcove  wherein  it  lay, 
Or  held  it  with  divided  sway. 

All  living  things  are  ministers 
To  him  whose  hand  attunes  the  spheres 
And  guides  a  thousand  worlds,  and  binds 
(Work  for  ten  godheads  !)  female  minds. 
I  know  not  half  the  thoughts  that  rose, 
Like  tender  plants  'neath  vernal  snows, 
In  Helga's  breast,  and,  if  I  knew, 
I  would  draw  forth  but  very  few. 
Yet,  when  the  prayers  were  duly  said 
And  rightly  blest  the  marriage-bed, 
She  doubted  not  that  Heaven  would  give 
To  her  as  pretty  things  as  live. 

The  cautious  father  long-delay  d 
The  wishes  of  the  youth  and  maid. 
His  patient  hand,  like  hers,  unrolls 
The  net  to  catch  the  summer  shoals  ; 
And  both  their  daily  task  compare, 
And  daily  win  each  other's  hair. 
One  morn,  arising  from  her  side, 
He,  as  he  paid  the  forfeit,  cried, 
"  Behold  my  hair  too  trimly  shine, 
Behold  my  hands  are  white  as  thine. 

0  !  could  I  loose  our  bliss's  bar  ! 

1  burn  for  wedlock  and  for  war." 

"  For  war,"  said  she,  "  when  lovers  burn, 
To  wedlock,  Gunlaug,  few  return. 
In  Samsa  brave  Hialmar  lies, 
Nor  Inga's  daughter  closed  his  eyes. 
By  sixteen  wounds  of  raging  fire 
The  enchanted  sword  of  Angantyre, 
Withering,  laid  waste  hie  fruitless  bloom, 
And  housed  the  hero  in  the  tomb. 


'  Oh  Oddur,'  said  the  dying  chief, 
'  Take  off  my  ring,  my  time  is  brief ; 
My  ring,  if  smaller,  might  adorn 
The  plighted  hand  of  Ingebiorn.' 
Swift  to  Sigtuna  flew  the  friend, 
And  sorely  wept  Hialmar's  end. 
By  Meeleren's  blue  lake  he  found 
The  virgin  sitting  on  the  ground. 
A  garment  for  her  spouse  she  wove, 
And  sang, '  Ah  speed  thee,  gift  of  love ! ' 
In  anguish  Oddur  heard  her  sing, 
And  turn'd  his  face  and  held  the  ring. 
Back  fell  the  maiden ;  well  she  knew 
What  fatal  tidings  must  ensue  ; 
When  Oddur  rais'd  her,  back  she  fell, 
And  died,  the  maiden  loved  so  well. 
'  Now  gladly,'  swore  the  generous  chief, 
'  I  witness  death  beguiling  grief ; 
I  never  thought  to  smile  again 
By  thy  blue  waters,  Maeleren  ! ' 
But  grant  that  on  the  hostile  strand 
Thy  bosom  meet  no  biting  brand, 
Grant  that  no  swift  unguarded  dart 
Lay  thee  beneath  the  flooded  thwart, 
Yet  how  unlike  a  nuptial  day, 
To  stand  amid  the  hissing  spray, 
And  wipe  and  wipe  its  tingling  brine 
And  vainly  blink  thy  pelted  eyn, 
And  feel  their  stiffening  lids  weigh'd  down 
By  toil  no  pleasure  comes  to  crown  ! 
Say,  Gunlaug,  wouldst  thou  give  for  this 
The  fire-side  feast  and  bridal  kiss  ? " 
He  told  the  father  what  he  said, 
And  what  replied  the  willing  maid. 

"  My  son,"  said  Thorstein,  "  now  I  find 
Wavering  with  love  the  sea-bound  mind. 
Away  to  war,  if  war  delight, 
Begone  three  years  from  Helga's  sight, 
And  if  perchance  at  thy  return 
That  breast  with  equal  transport  burn, 
Its  wishes  I  no  more  confine, 
Thine  is  my  house,  my  Helga  thine." 

Away  the  towering  warrior  flew, 
Nor  bade  his  Helga  once  adieu. 
He  felt  the  manly  sorrows  rise, 
And  open'd  wide  his  gushing  eyes ; 
He  stopt  a  moment  in  the  hall, 
Still  the  too  powerful  tears  would  fall. 
He  would  have  thought  his  fate  accurst 
To  meet  her  as  he  met  her  first, 
So,  madly  swang  the  sounding  door, 
And  reacht,  and  reaching  left,  the  shore. 
Three  years  in  various  toils  had  past, 
And  Gunlaug  hasten'd  home  at  last. 
Rafen  at  Upsal  he  had  seen, 
Of  splendid  wit  and  noble  mien  : 
Rafen  with  pleasure  he  beheld, 
For  each  in  arms  and  verse  excel'd. 
Rafen  he  heard  from  sun  to  sun, 
And  why  1  their  native  land  was  one. 

0  friends  !  mark  here  how  friendships  end  ! 
0  lovers !  never  trust  a  friend  ! 

In  fulness  of  his  heart  he  told 
What  treasures  would  his  arms  enfold  ; 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


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How  in  the  summer  he  should  share 
The  blissful  bed  of  maid  so  fair. 
For,  as  suspicion  ne'er  supprest 
One  transport  of  his  tuneful  breast, 
The  low  and  envious  he  past  by 
With  scornful  or  unseeing  eye  : 
From  tales  alone  their  guile  he  knew, 
Believing  all  around  him  true, 
And  fancying  falsehood  flourisht  then 
When  earth  produced  two-headed  men. 

In  Sweden  dwell  the  manliest  race 
That  brighten  earth's  maternal  face  : 
Yet  never  would  proud  Gunlaug  yield 
To  any  man  in  any  field. 
The  day  was  fixt  for  his  return, 
And  crowding  friends  around  him  burn 
Their  pomp  and  prowess  to  display, 
And  celebrate  the  parting  day. 
Amid  them  up  a  wrestler  stood 
And  call'd  to  wrestle  him  who  would. 
So  still  were  all,  you  might  have  heard 
The  motion  of  the  smallest  bird  : 
Some  lookt,  some  turn'd  away  the  eye, 
Not  one  among  them  dared  reply/ 

"  Come  hither,  friend  !  "  said  Gunlaug  bold, 
"  0  ne'er  in  Iceland  be  it  told 
I  stood  amid  the  feast  defied, 
Nor  skill  nor  strength  nor  courage  tried." 

The  wrestler  then  beheld  and  smiled, 
And  answer'd  thus  in  accent  mild  : 
"  0  stranger  !  tho'  thy  heart  be  stout, 
And  none  like  thee  sit  round  about, 
Thou  bringest  to  unequall'd  might 
A  form  teo  beauteous  and  too  slight." 

"  Well,  friend,  however  that  may  be, 
Let  Gunlaug  try  his  strength  with  thee." 

They  closed ;  they  struggled ;  nought  avail'd 
The  wrestler's  skill,  his  prowess  fail'd. 
One  leg  he  moved  a  little  back 
And  sprang  again  to  the  attack. 
Gunlaug,  in  trying  to  elude 
A  shock  so  sudden  and  so  rude, 
Avoided  half  the  whelming  weight, 
But  slipt  aside  alas  too  late. 
His  combatant  flew  headlong  past, 
Yet  round  his  neck  one  arm  he  cast, 
And  threw  him  also  on  the  ground, 
Wounded,  but  with  no  warrior's  wound. 
The  grass  and  springing  flow'rs  amid 
A  rotten  pointed  stake  was  hid. 
Swung  by  the  rapid  jerk  in  air, 
His  sinewy  leg  descended  there. 
When  Rafen  saw  the  spouting  blood 
Bewilder'd  in  new  joy  he  stood, 
And  scarce  his  features  could  control 
The  rapture  of  a  selfish  soul, 
Yet  tended  every  day  his  couch 
And  emptied  there  the  hawking-pouch, 
And  brought  him  game  from  lake  and  land 
And  fed  the  falcon  on  his  hand. 

"  Go,  haste,"  said  Gunlaug,  "haste,  my  friend, 
May  peace  and  love  thy  steps  attend  ! 
Ah  wretched  thus  to  stay  alone  ! 
Ere  the  day  fixt  I  too  am  gone. 


How  far  more  wretched  should  I  be 
If  my  sweet  Helga  mourn'd  for  me." 

When  twice  the  Sabbath-day  had  past, 
Rafen,  as  one  compell'd  at  last 
By  his  impatient  listeners,  said, 
(And  lower'd  his  voice  and  shook  his  head) 

"  Gunlaug  unwillingly  I  left 
Of  reason  as  of  love  bereft. 
At  Upsal,  famed  for  damsels  bright 
And  flatter'd  wit's  bewildering  light, 
Him  courts  and  pleasures  yet  detain, 
And  Helga's  charms  have  charm'd  in  vain." 

"  Accursed  man  !  "  the  father  cried, 
"  My  Helga  ne'er  shall  be  his  bride." 

"  0  father !  " 

"  Peace  ! "  cried  he,  "I  swear, 
Deluded  Helga !  thou  shalt  ne'er." 

A  swoon  her  swelling  bosom  smote, 
A  serpent  seem'd  to  clasp  her  throat, 
And  underneath  the  father's  chair 
Stream'd  on  his  dog  her  auburn  hair. 
Then  Rafen  rais'd  her  in  his  arms, 
And  gazed  and  gloated  on  her  charms. 

"  Gaze  :  she  is  thine,"  said  Thorstein  fierce, 
"  If  she  be  Gunlaug's,  'tis  in  verse." 

She  wept  all  night ;  her  woe  increast 
When  in  the  morn  she  saw  the  priest. 

"Pause,  father !  pause  to  break  my  vow, 
I  know  his  heart,  ah  could'st  but  thou  ! 
By  all  divine,  all  human  laws, 
Kindest  and  best  of  fathers,  pause. 
If  Rafen  loves,  he  loves  the  dead, 
I  live  not  for  his  hated  bed." 

At  early  dawn  the  youth  she  lost 
Had  lept  upon  his  native  coast. 
Blessing  his  fortune  to  survive, 
And  on  the  appointed  day  arrive, 
He  hung  around  his  father's  neck 
And    groan'd    the    thoughts    he    could    not 


And  as  his  neck  he  hung  around 
The  father's  tears  dropt  o'er  the  wound. 
The  servants  came  with  anxious  heed, 
And  brought  their  lord  the  luscious  mead, 
Pray'd  not  to  issue  forth  so  soon, 
But  eat  and  drink  and  sleep  till  noon  ; 
And  mention'd  other  valiant  lords 
Who  dozed  thus  long  upon  their  swords, 
Yet  ne'er  had  sufler'd  gash  nor  prick, 
Nor  bruise,  unless  from  hazel-stick. 
He  was  persuaded  ;  for  his  brain 
Floated  in  fiery  floods  of  pain, 
From  hopes,  three  long,  long  years  afloat, 
Now,  by  one  evil  turn  remote. 
He  was  persuaded';  for  he  knew 
Whose  was  of  all  true  hearts  most  true. 
Then  strew'd  he  bear-skins  on  the  stone, 
And  bade  the  tardy  men  begone. 
The  servants  watch  his  eyelids  close, 
They  watch  the  flush  of  bland  repose, 
They  raise  his  shaggy  pillow  high'r, 
With  tender  caution  trim  the  fire, 
And  (for  his  breath  might  be  opprest) 
Pick  out  the  pine-tree  from  the  rest, 


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And  fan  the  flame,  nor  fear  the  smoke 
From  ash  well  dried  and  shipwreck  oak. 
A  frolic  maid  was  passing  by, 
And,  as  she  saw  the  hero  lie, 
His  arms  and  armour  thrown  around, 
Upon  the  bench,  the  couch,  the  ground, 
Removed  the  clinking  hawberk  mail, 
And  took  a  wolf-skin  from  a  nail ; 
Across  his  throat  she  placed  the  teeth 
And  tuckt  the  clasping  claws  beneath, 
And  would  have  kist  him,  but  she  fear'd 
To  tickle  with  her  breast  his  beard. 

Sound  was  his  sleep ;  at  length  he  woke 
And  thus  in  hurried  accent  spoke. 

"  What   means,    my  men,    the  noise    I 

hear? 

Nearer  the  window  . .  still  more  near. 
Despatch  . .  I  feel  no  pain  . .  despatch .  . 
Why  look  upon  that  idle  scratch  1 
Ay,  Kafen  and  his  friends  are  come, 
I  know,  to  bid  me  welcome  home. 
Oft  has  he  trod  the  sunless  dew 
And  hail'd  at  last  my  bark  in  view. 

0  Rafen,  my  best  friend,  for  this 
Shall  Helga  give  thy  brow  a  kiss." 

Then    in    rusht    Thorkell :    "Stay   thee, 

lord ! 
Nor  blast  thee  at  the  sight  abhorr'd. 

1  thought  that  Heaven  could  send  no  curse 
Like  slighted  love ;  it  sends  a  worse. 
Now  is  my  joy  what  was  my  pain, 

To  find  so  soon  I  loved  in  vain.. 
Rafen  leads  homeward  from  the  shrine 
Thy  Helga,  for  her  heart  is  thine." 

Gunlaug  with  pleasure  heard  him  speak, 
And  smiles  relumed  his  faded  cheek. 
Thorkell,  who  watcht  him  all  the  while, 
With  more  than  wonder  saw  him  smile. 
"  Thorkell,  I  thank  thee,"  he  replied, 
"  What,  have  we  both  then  lost  the  bride  ? 
No,  generous  rival  !  neither  quite 
Hath  understood  the  nuptial  rite. 
Rafen  leads  homeward  from  the  shrine 
My  Helga,  for  her  heart  is  mine." 

Then  Thorkell  shook  his  head  and  sigh'd : 
"  111  the  suspicious  soul  betide ! 
But  he  whom  no  suspicions  move, 
Loves  not,  or  with  ill-omen 'd  love. 
These  eyes,  that  yet  in  wonder  swim, 
Saw  the  fair  Helga  sworn  to  him." 

His  horror  Gunlaug  could  not  check, 
But  threw  his  arm  round  Thorkell's  neck. 
"  O  loose  me,  let  me  fall,  my  friend," 
Cried  he,  "  let  life  and  sorrow  end." 
Now  rage,  now  anguish,  seiz'd  his  soul, 
Now  love  again  resumed  the  whole ; 
Now  would  he  upon  Helga's  name 
Pour  vengeance ;  tears  for  vengeance  came. 
"  Thorkell,  two  days  alone  I  wait, 
The  third  shall  close  with  Rafen's  fate. 
I  scorn  to  stay  for  strength  restored  .  . 
Go  . .  at  the  corner  whet  my  sword." 

On  the  third  morn  their  friends  decreed 
That  one  or  both  of  them  should  bleed. 


On  the  third  morn  what  pangs  opprcst 
The  tender  lover's  valiant  breast ! 
His  only  hope  on  earth  below 
To  die,  and  dying  slay  the  foe. 
He  slept  not,  nor  had  ever  slept 
Since  the  first  day,  but  said,  and  wept  : 

"  Arouse  thee,  Gunlaug,  why  complain  ] 
She  never  can  be  thine  again ! 
The  bark  shall  lean  upon  the  shore, 
Nor  wave  dash  off  the  rested  oar : 
The  flowers  shall  ope  their  sparkling  eyes, 
And  dance  in  robes  of  richest  dyes, 
And,  flying  back,  again  shall  meet 
The  south-wind's  kisses  soft  and  sweet : 
Young  eagles  build  their  first  fond  nest, 
And  sink  from  rapine  into  rest : 
Ah,  see  them  soar  above  my  head ! 
Their  hopes  are  come,  but  mine  are  fled  ! 
Arouse  thee,  Gunlaug,  haste  away, 
And  rush  into  the  mortal  fray." 

From  far  the  listening  Rafen  heard 
His  rival's  armour  ring,  nor  fear'd. 
Fear  may  be  stifled  in  the  breast, 
But  shame  burns  fiercer  when  supprest. 
Onward  he  rusht,  and  dared  defy 
His  arm,  but  dared  not  meet  his  eye. 
Madly  he  struck  and  blind  with  guilt, 
And  his  blade  shiver'd  from  the  hilt. 
O'er  Gunlaug's  shield  with  action  weak 
It  fell,  and  falling  razed  his  cheek. 
Away  disdainful  Gunlaug  turn'd, 
And  cried,  while  rage  within  him  burn'd, 
"  Rafen,  take  up  thy  broken  sword ; 
Live ;  see  thou  Helga  be  restored. 
Ah  why  ? "  then  to  himself  he  said ; 
"  0  Helga,  beauteous  blue-eyed  maid  ! 
Such  were  the  tender  words  of  yore, 
But  never  can  I  speak  them  more  ! 
By  Rafen's  side  hath  Helga  slept, 
Upon  my  fruit  the  snail  hath  crept, 
The  blindwonn  hath  his  poison  shed  .  . 
O  Rafen  !  curses  on  thy  head." 

Afar  was  he  as  Gunlaug  spoke, 
And  every  tie  of  honour  broke. 
Before  the  court  of  chieftains  old 
He  stood,  and  well  his  story  told  : 
Much  for  religion  and  for  laws 
He  pled,  and  bade  them  guard  his  cause  : 
"  Tho'  baffled  and  disarm'd,"  he  cried, 
"  I  gave  the  wound,  and  claim  the  bride."* 

Some  with  disdain  his  reason  heard, 
While  others  wisht  the  cause  defer'd. 
Then  Onnur  spake  in  speech  of  scorn, 
Ormur  the  friend  of  Asbiorn, 
Who,  daring  singly  to  engage 
A  jotun,  proved  his  fatal  rage. 

"  Go,  finish  this  unmanly  strife, 
And  keep  the  vow,  but  quit  the  wife. 
So  neither  party  shall  repine, 
But  love  be  his,  and  laws  be  thine. 
Go  home,  and  with  the  world's  applause 
There  quaintly  kiss  the  cold-lip  laws." 

*  According  to  the  laws  of  duel  in  Iceland,  he  who  gave 
the  first  wound  was  gainer  of  the  suit. 


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But  Rafen,  when  he  saw  the  sneer 
Run  dimpling  on  from  each  compeer, 
"  Has  not  the  priest  then  join'd  our  hands 
In  holy  everlasting  bands  ? 
One  would  have  thought  'twas  thee  I  wrong'd, 
Eight  second  to  the  viper-tongued."* 

The  assembly,  wishing  to  compose 
The  strife  of  single  combat,  rose; 
But  order'd  first  that  none  decide 
His  right  by  arms  o'er  Iceland  wide. 

"  In  Auxar  then  once  more  we  meet, 
And  thou  shalt  never  thence  retreat," 
Swore  valiant  Gunlaug,  when  he  heard 
The  suit  that  Rafen  had  preferr'd. 
"  Thy  courage  shall  not  screen  thy  guile, 
When  once  we  meet  in  Auxar's  isle." 

Urged  by  his  friends  as  by  his  foe, 
Again  to  fight  must  Rafen  go. 
But  furious  winds  each  pinnace  drove 
Past  little  Auxar's  lonely  cove. 
Beyond  the  strait  their  anchors  bit 
The  yellow  sand  of  Agnafit, 
Where  Inga  reign'd,  whose  daughter's  fate 
Gunlaug  heard  Helga  once  relate. 

Here  too  the  wise  and  old  impede 
The  brave  in  lawless  fray  to  bleed. 
By  Sota's  shore  their  course  they  take 
And  anchor  near  Dyngiunes'  lake. 
There  spread  the  heath  its  evener  ground, 
And  purer  water  there  was  found. 
They  meet ;  and  all  their  friends  unite 
In  the  full  fury  of  the  fight, 
'Till  with  the  champions  none  remain 
But  the  sore  wounded  on  the  plain. 
The  chiefs  had  closed,  nor  space  was  now 
That  either  urge  the  deadly  blow  ; 
But  oft  they  struggle  breast  to  breast, 
Oft  give,  unwilling,  mutual  rest. 
Gunlaug  with  desperate  strain  recoil'd, 
Yet  his  free  force  and  aim  were  foil'd,  j 
Else  had  his  sword  athwart  the  side 
Of  Rafen  oped  life's  sluices  wide. 
The  foot  he  struck,  so  far  he  sprung, 
The  foot  upon  its  tendon  hung : 
He  stagger'd :  just  within  his  reach 
Stood,  chosen  for  the  shade,  a  beech  : 
He  shrunk  against  it,  and  his  foot 
Was  resting  on  the  twisted  root. 
"  Now  yield  thee,"  loud  the  hero  cried, 
"  Yield ;  and  resign  the  blooming  bride." 

'  "  True,  on  these  terms  we  fought  before," 
Said  he,  "  but  now  we  fight  for  more. 
This  day  life  only  shall  suffice, 
And  Gunlaug,  he  who  kills  not,  dies. 
Life  yet  is  left  me,  and  the  worst 
I  suffer  now,  is  fainting  thirst." 

Eager  the  combat  to  renew, 
Fast  to  the  lake  then  Gunlaug  flew, 
There  from  his  neck  the  helm  unbraced, 
Nor,  though  he  thirsted,  stayed  to  taste  : 
Prone,  and  on  tottering  knee,  he  stoopt, 
With  vigorous  arm  the  surface  scoopt,  . 


*  Onnstunga  :  called  so  from  the  sharpness  of  his  wit. 


And  swiftly  to  his  rival  bore 
The  clear  cold  water,  running  o'er. 
By  treachery  yet  untaught  to  doubt, 
With  his  right  arm  he  held  it  out. 
Valour  and  praise  and  pride  forsook 
The  soul  of  Rafen ;  fierce  he  strook 
His  generous  rival's  naked  head, 
And  laught  in  triumph  while  it  bled. 
Gunlaug  was  fell'd ;  the  Imsated  foe 
Strove  hard  to  follow  up  the  blow  : 
His  foot  denies  his  deadly  hate, 
And  doubt  and  horror  round  him  wait. 

Gunlaug  pusht  faintly  from  his  breast 
The  shield  that  struggling  life  opprest. 
The  gales  that  o'er  Dyngiunes  play 
Recall  his  roving  soul  to  day. 
Up  would  he  start ;  his  wound  denies ; 
Fresh  shadows  float  before  his  eyes  : 
On  his  right  elbow  now  he  leans ; 
Now  brighten  the  surrounding  scenes  : 
Trees,  mountains,  skies,  no  more  are  mixt ; 
The  lake,  and  earth,  and  foe,  stand  fixt. 
His  silence  then  he  sternly  broke, 
And  thus,  his  eye  on  Rafen,  spoke  : 
"  Rafen,  with  powers  renew'd  I  rise  : 
Yes,  traitor  !  he  who  kills  not,  dies. 
Yet  would  I  leave  a  little  space, 
To  hear  thee  own  this  deed  was  base." 

Now  first  was  Rafen  slow  of  speech ; 
Lowering  his  brow  against  the  beech, 
He  fixt  his  eyes  upon  the  ground, 
And  thus  confest,  in  faltering  sound. 
"  'Twas  base  :  but  how  could  Rafeu  bear 
That  Gunlaug  be  to  Helga  dear  1 " 

Paus'd  had  the  conqueror  :  he  had  stood 
And  slowly  wiped  the  welling  blood, 
With  patience,  pity,  grief,  had  heard, 
And  had  but  Rafen  spared  that  word, 
His  youthful  head  had  not  lain  low. 
Gunlaug  scarce  felt  the  fatal  blow, 
But  hearing  "  how  could  Rafen  bear 
That  Gunlaug  be  to  Helga  dear? " 
Rage  swell'd  his  heart  and  fired  his  eye, 
And  thro'  the  forest  rang  the  cry, 
"  What !  tho'  thy  treachery  caught  her  vow, 
God's  vengeance  !  Rafen  !  e'er  wert  thou  1 " 
Then,  hatred  rising  higher  than  pain, 
He  smote  the  traitor's  helm  in  twain. 


THE   NIGHTINGALE   AND    ROSE. 

From  immemorial  time 

The  Rose  and  Nightingale 
Attune  the  Persian  rhyme 

And  point  the  Arab  tale  : 
Nor  will  you  ever  meet 

So  barbarous  a  man, 
In  any  outer  street 

Of  Balkh  or  Astracan, 
In  any  lonely  creek 

Along  the  Caspian  shore, 
Or  where  the  tiger  sleek 

Pants  hard  in  hot  Mysore, 


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As  never  shall  have  heard 

In  tower  or  tent  or  grove 
Of  the  sweet  flower's  true  bird, 

The  true  bird's  only  love. 
They're  known  wherever  shines 

The  crescent  on  the  sword 
And  guiltless  are  the  vines 

And  Bacchus  is  abhorr'd. 
There  was  (we  read)  a  maid, 

The  pride  of  Astrabad, 
Who  heard  what  song-men  said, 

And,  all  that  day,  was  sad. 
The  moon  hung  large  and  round  ; 

She  gazed  ere  forth  she  went ; 
A  bright  ford  seem'd  the  ground, 

The  sky  a  purple  tent. 
She  hasten'd  to  the  wood 

Where  idle  bushes  grew, 
The  Rose  above  them  stood, 

There  stood  her  lover  too. 
Close  were  they,  close  as  may 

True  lovers  ever  be  ! 
She  was  his  only  stay, 

Her  only  stay  was  he. 
Her  head  appears  to  bend 

A  little  over  his: 
Petal  and  plumage  blend, 

Soft  sigh  and  softer  kiss. 
There  was  no  other  sound,  • 

And  scarce  a  leaflet  stirr'd, 
And  heavy  dews  hung  round, 

The  Rose  and  round  the  Bird. 
Sure,  some  are  tinged  with  red  ! 

Whence  comes  it  ?    Can  the  Rose 
Have  wept  upon  his  head  ? 

Her  tears  are  not  like  those. 
No  ;  'tis  from  his  own  breast, 

Pierced  by  her  thorns,  they  come  : 
Against  them  it  was  prest, 

Of  them  it  sought  its  doom. 
Wanting  was  one  delight, 

The  one  she  could  not  give, 
He  thought  perhaps  she  might, 

He  thought  so,  nor  would  live. 
Ever  some  cruel  spell 

Hangs  fasten'd,  tho'  unseen,      , 
On  those  who  love  too  well 

And  sing  too  well  between. 
At  the  fond  heart  BO  riven 

Mute  was  awhile  the  maid, 
Then  pray'd  she  unto  Heaven, 

And  it  was  thus  she  pray'd  : 
"0  Allah!  if  the  fond 

Must  alway  suffer  so, 
If  love  finds  naught  beyond 

Its  very  birth  but  woe, 
Protect  at  least  the  one 

From  what  the  other  bore, 
Nor  let  her  stay  alone, 

Nor  with  faint  breath  droop  o'er 
The  dead  !     Do  thou  confer 

His  spirit  on  her  bloom, 
And  may  it  soothe  in  her 

Lone  shade  its  hour  of  gloom  ! " 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


Allah  that  gift  bestows, 
But  only  in  those  plains, 

And  only  in  one  Rose, 
The  Bird's  sweet  voice  remains. 

Lady  of  all  my  lays  ! 

Accept  the  service  due  ! 
And,  if  a  word  of  praise 

Or  smile  descend  from  you, 
I  will  not  look  about 

To  catch  the  crumbs  that  fall 
Among  the  rabble  rout 

That  crowd  the  choral  hall, 
Nor  chide  the  deaf  man's  choice 

When  o'er  the  Rose's  bird 
The  low  unvarying  voice 

Of  Cuckoo  is  preferr'd. 


Here,  where  precipitate  Spring,  with  one  light 

bound 

Into  hot  Summer's  lusty  arms,  expires, 
And  where  go  forth  at  morn,  at  eve,  at  night, 
Soft  airs  that  want  the  lute  to  play  with  'em, 
And  softer  sighs  that  know  not  what  they  want, 
Aside  a  wall,  beneath  an  orange-tree, 
Whose  tallest  flowers  could  tell  the  lowlier  ones 
Of  sights  in  Fiesole  right  up  above, 
While  I  was  gazing  a  few  paces  off 
At  what  they  seem'd  to  show  me  with  their  nods, 
Their  frequent  whispers  and  their  pointing  shoots, 
A  gentle  maid  came  down  the  garden-steps 
And  gathered  the  pure  treasure  in  her  lap 
I  heard  the  branches  rustle,  and  stept  forth 
To  drive  the  ox  away,  or  male,  or  goat, 
Such  I  believed  it  must  be.     How  could  I 
Let  beast  o'erpower  them  ?    When  hath  wind  or 

rain 

Borne  hard  upon  weak  plant  that  wanted  me, 
And  I  (however  they  might  bluster  round) 
Walkt  off?    'Twere  most  ungrateful :  for  sweet 

scents 

Are  the  swift  vehicles  of  still  sweeter  thoughts, 
And  nurse  and  pillow  the  dull  memory 
That  would  let  drop  without  them  her  best  stores. 
They  bring  me  tales  of  youth  and  tones  of  love, 
And  'tis  and  ever  was  my  wish  and  way 
To  let  all  flowers  live  freely,  and  all  die 
(Whene'er  their  Genius  bids  their  souls  depart) 
Among  their  kindred  in  their  native  place. 
I  never  pluck  the  rose ;  the  violet's  head 
Hath  shaken  with  my  breath  upon  its  bank 
And  not  reproacht  me ;  the  ever-sacred  cup 
Of  the  pure  lily  hath  between  my  hands 
Felt  safe,  unsoil'd,  nor  lost  one  grain  of  gold. 
I  saw  the  light  that  made  the  glossy  leaves 
More  glossy ;  the  fair  arm,  the  fairer  cheek 
Warmed  by  the  eye  intent  on  its  pursuit ; 
I  saw  the  foot  that,  altho'  half-erect 
From  its  grey  slipper,  could  not  lift  her  up 
To  what  she  wanted  :  I  held  down  a  branch 
And  gather'd  her  some  blossoms ;   since  their 

hour 
Was  come,  and  bees  had  wounded  them,  and  flies 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


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Of  harder  \ving  were  working  their  way  thro' 
And  scattering  them  in  fragments  under-foot. 
So  crisp  were  some,  they  rattled  unevolved, 
Others,  ere  broken  off,  fell  into  shells, 
For  such  appear  the  petals  when  detacht, 
Unbending,  brittle,  lucid,  white  like  snow, 
And  like  snow  not  seen  thro',  by  eye  or  sun  : 
Yet  every  one  her  gown  received  from  me 
Was  fairer  than  the  first.     I  thought  not  so, 
But  so  she  praised  them  to  reward  my  care. 
I  said,  "  You  find  the  largest." 

"This  indeed," 
Cried  she,  "  is  large  and  sweet."    She  held  one 

forth, 

Whether  for  me  to  look  at  or  to  take 
She  knew  not,  nor  did  I ;  but  taking  it 
Would  best  have  solved  (and  this  she  felt)  her 

doubt. 

I  dared  not  touch  it;  for  it  seemed  a  part 
Of  her  own  self ;  fresh,  full,  the  most  mature 
Of  blossoms,  yet  a  blossom ;  with  a  touch 
To  fall,  and  yet  unfallen.     She  drew  back 
The  boon  she  tender'd,  and  then,  finding  not 
The  ribbon  at  her  waist  to  fix  it  in, 
Dropt  it,  as  loth  to  drop  it,  on  the  rest. 


Hark  !  'tis  the  laugh  of  Spring :  she  comes, 
With  airy  sylphs  and  fiery  gnomes  ; 
On  cruel  mischief  these  intent, 
And  those  as  anxious  to  prevent. 

So  now  for  frolic  and  for  fun 
And  swains  forsworn  and  maids  undone  ; 
So  now  for  bridegrooms  and  for  brides 
And  rivals  hang'd  by  river-sides. 
Here  the  hoarse-wooing  dove  is  heard, 
And  there  the  cuckoo,  taunting  bird  ! 
But  soon  along  the  osier  vale 
Will  warble  the  sweet  nightingale, 
Amid  whose  song  chaste  Eve  must  hear 
The  threats  of  love,  the  screams  of  fear, 
The  milk-maid's  shriek  of  laughter  shrill 
From  hovel  close  beneath  the  hill, 
Before  the  door  the  whirring  wheel, 
Behind  the  hedge  the  ticklish  squeal, 
The  shepherd  rude,  the  hoydon  wroth, 
The  boisterous  rip  of  stubborn  cloth, 
The  brisk  repulse,  the  pressing  pray'r, 
"  Ah  do  ! "  and  "  do  it  if  you  dare ! " 

But  whence,  at  every  field  we  pass, 
Those  hollows  in  the  starting  grass  ] 
The  little  Loves  have  gambol'd  there, 
Or  fought  or  wrestled  pair  by  pair. 
Moist  are  the  marks  of  struggling  feet, 
And  the  bruis'd  herbage  still  smells  sweet. 
Let  Nancy  now,  if  Nancy  will, 
Eeturn  the  kiss  she  took  so  ill. 
If  gentler  thoughts  thy  bosom  move, 
Come,  Nancy,  give  the  kiss  of  love. 
Soft  is  the  bank  I  rest  on  here, 
And  soft  the  river  murmurs  near  : 
Above,  the  wandering  dimples  play, 
Kun  round,  unwind,  and  melt  away  : 


Beneath,  more  regular,  more  slow, 
The  grassy  weeds  wave  to  and  fro, 
While  the  sharp  reed,  it  peers  so  high, 
Shakes  at  each  swell  that  passes  by. 
The  poor  tired  bird  who  fain  would  drink, 
But  fears  the  abrupt  and  crumbling  brink, 
Sees  that  his  weight  'twill  not  sustain, 
And  hovers,  and  flies  back  again. 
My  Nancy,  thus  I  thirst  for  you, 
And  he  flies  off  as  I  may  do. 


I  would  invoke  you  once  again, 
Pale  shades  of  gloomy  Walcheren, 

By  every  name  most  dear  ! 
But  every  name  what  voice  could  call  1 
What  tears  could  flow  enough  for  all, 

Within  the  circling  year  ] 
Yet  comfort  ye,  illustrious  band, 
That  might  have  saved  your  native  land 

Had  life  and  health  remain'd  ! 
Who  cast  ye  on  those  sands  accurst1? 
Traitor  !  he  sold  his  country  first 

And  gave  her  up  enchain'd. 
No  human  power  the  wretch  shall  screen 
That  sent  you  to  the  misty  scene, 

Where  glory  never  shone  ! 
His  vacant  buoyant  heart  shall  rue 
The  lingering  death  he  brought  on  you 

And  wish  that  death  his  own. 


I  wander  o'er  the  sandy  heath 

Where  the  white  rush  waves  high, 
Where  adders  close  before  me  wreath 

And  tawny  kites  sail  screaming  by. 
Alone  I  wander ;  I  alone 

Could  love  to  wander  there  ; 
"  But  wherefore  1"  let  my  church-yard  stone 

Look  toward  Tawy  and  declare. 


From  yonder  wood  mark  blue-eyed  Eve  proceed : 
First  thro'  the  deep  and  warm  and  secret  glens, 
Thro'  the  pale-glimmering  privet-scented  lane, 
And  thro'  those  alders  by  the  river-side  : 
Now  the  soft  dust  impedes  her,  which  the  sheep 
Have  hollow'd  out  beneath  their  hawthorn  shade. 
But  ah !  look  yonder  !  see  a  misty  tide 
Else  up  the  hill,  lay  low  the  frowning  grove, 
Enwrap  the  gay  white  mansion,  sap  its  sides 
Until  they  sink  and  melt  away  like  chalk  ; 
Now  it  comes  down  against  our  village-tower, 
Covers  its  base,  floats  o'er  its  arches,  tears 
The  clinging  ivy  from  the  battlements, 
Mingles  in  broad  embrace  the  obdurate  stone, 
(All  one  vast  ocean),  and  goes  swelling  on 
In  slow  and  silent,  dim  and  deepening  waves. 


Sweet  Clementina,  turn  those  eyes 

On  lines  that  trembling  love  has  traced  ; 

0  steal  one  moment  from  the  skies, 
With  pity,  as  with  beauty,  graced. 


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So  may  the  Virgin,  ever  blest, 

Whate'er  you  hope,  whate'er  you  do, 

Rule  o'er  your  pure  and  gentle  breast, 
And  cast  her  tenderest  smile  on  you. 


In  Clementina's  artless  mien 
Li i ci  1  In  asks  me  what  I  see, 
And  are  the  roses  of  sixteen 

Enough  for  me  ] 
Lucilla  asks,  if  that  be  all, 

Have  I  not  cull'd  as  sweet  before  : 
Ah  yes,  Lucilla !  and  their  fall 

I  still  deplore. 
I  now  behold  another  scene, 

Where  Pleasure  beams  with  heaven's  own  light, 
More  pure,  more  constant,  more  serene, 

And  not  less  bright : 
Faith,  on  whose  breast  the  Loves  repose, 

Whose  chain  of  flowers  no  force  can  sever, 
And  Modesty  who,  when  she  goes, 
la  gone  for  ever. 


Against  the  rocking  mast  I  stand, 

The  Atlantic  surges  swell 
To  bear  me  from  my  native  land 

And  Psyche's  wild  farewell. 

From  billow  upon  billow  hurl'd, 

Again  I  hear  her  say, 
"  Oh  !  is  there  nothing  in  the  world 

Worth  one  short  hour's  delay?" 
Alas,  my  Psyche  !  were  it  thus, 

I  should  not  sail  alone, 
Nor  seas  nor  fates  had  sever'd  us  . . 

But  are  you  all  my  own  1 
Thus  were  it,  never  would  burst  forth 

These  sighs  so  deep,  so  true  ! 
But,  what  to  me  is  little  worth, 

The  world,  is  much  to  you. 
And  you  shall  say,  when  once  the  dream 

(So  hard  to  break !)  is  o'er, 
My  love  was  very  dear  to  him, 

My  fame  and  peace  were  more. 


Look  thou  yonder,  look  and  tremble, 

Thou  whose  passion  swells  so  high ; 
See  those  ruins  that  resemble 

Flocks  of  camels  as  they  lie. 
'Twas  a  fair  but  froward  city, 

Bidding  tribes  and  chiefs  obey, 
'Till  he  came  who,  deaf  to  pity, 

Tost  the  imploring  arm  away. 
Spoil'd  and  prostrate,  she  lamented 

What  her  pride  and  folly  wrought : 
But  was  ever  Pride  contented, 

Or  would  Folly  e'er  be  taught  1 
Strong  are  cities ;  Rage  o'erthrows  'em 

Rage  o'erswells  the  gallant  ship ; 
Stains  it  not  the  cloud-white  bosom,     . 

Flaws  it  not  the  ruby  lip  ? 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


All  that  shields  us,  all  that  charms  UP, 

Brow  of  ivory,  tower  of  stone, 
Yield  to  Wrath ;  another's  harms  us, 

But  we  perish  by  our  own. 
Night  may  send  to  rave  and  ravage 

Panther  and  hyena  fell  ; 
But  their  manners,  harsh  and  savage, 

Little  suit  the  mild  gazelle. 
When  the  waves  of  life  surround  thee, 

Quenching  oft  the  light  of  love, 
When  the  clouds  of  doubt  confound  thee, 

Drive  not  from  thy  breast  the  dove. 


To-morrow,  brightest-eyed  of  Avon's  train, 
To-morrow  thou  art,  slave-like,  bound  and  sold, 
Another's  and  another's  !    Haste  away, 
Wind  thro'  the  willows,  dart  along  the  path  ; 
It  nought  avails  thee ;  nought  our  plaint  avails. 

0  happy  those  before  me  who  could  say 

"  Short  tho'  thy  period,  sweet  Tacaea*,  short 
Ere  thou  art  destin'd  to  the  depths  below, 
Even  from  thy  valley-cradle,  saffron-strown, 
Thou  passest  half  thy  sunny  hours  with  me." 
I  mourn  not,  envy  not,  what  others  gain  ; 
Thee  and  thy  venerable  elms  I  mourn, 
Thy  old  protectors !  ruthless  was  the  pride 
And  gaunt  the  need  that  bade  their  heads  lie  low ! 

1  see  the  meadow's  tender  grass  start  back, 
See  from  their  prostrate  trunks  the  gory  glare. 

Ah !  pleasant  was  it  once  to  watch  thy  waves 
Swelling  o'er  pliant  beds  of  glossy  weed  ; 
Pleasant  to  watch  them  dip  amid  the  stones, 
Chirp,  and  spring  over,  glance  and  gleam  along, 
And  tripping  light  their  wanton  way  pursue. 
Methinks  they  now  with  mellow  mournfulness 
Bid  their  faint  breezes  chide  my  fond  delay, 
Nor  suffer  on  the  bridge  nor  on  the  knee 
My  poor  irregularly  pencill'd  page. 
Alas,  Taesea,  thou  art  sore  deceived ! 
Here  are  no  foreign  words,  no  fatal  seal, 
But  thou  and  all  who  hear  me  shall  avow 
The  simple  notes  of  sorrow's  song  are  here. 


Mother,  I  can  not  mind  my  wheel  ; 

My  fingers  ache,  my  lips  are  dry : 
Oh  !  if  you  felt  the  pain  I  feel ! 

But  oh,  who  ever  felt  as  I ! 
No  longer  could  I  doubt  him  true .  . 

All  other  men  may  use  deceit ; 
He  always  said  my  eyes  were  blue, 

And  often  swore  my  lips  were  sweet. 


Turn,  pretty  blue  eyes !  wheresoever  ye  shine 
May  pity  persuade  you  to  light  upon  mine  ! 
Our  yesterday's  glances  by  silent  consent, 
Alternate  from  each,  swiftly  came,  swiftly  went. 
My  zeal,  my  intemperate  zeal,  I  deplore  ; 
I  adored,  and  I  burn'd  to  make  others  adore. 


*  Tachbrook,  the  name  of  a  stream  and  village  near 
Warwick. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


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0  pardon,  bright  idol !      Henceforth  shall  thy 

shrine 

Remurmur  my  sighs,  and  remurmur  but  mine. 
Thy  suppliant  shall  grow  more  content  and  more 

wise, 
And  his  first  and  last  prayer  be,  Turn,  pretty  blue 

eyes ! 


WRITTEN    IN   WALES. 

Ipsley  !  when  hurried  by  malignant  fate 

I  past  thy  court  and  heard  thy  closing  gate, 

I  sigh'd,  but  sighing  to  myself  I  said 

"  Now  for  the  quiet  cot  and  mountain  shade." 

Ah !  what  resistless  madness  made  me  roam 

From  cheerful  friends  and  hospitable  home  ! 

Whether  in  Arrow's  vale  or  Tachbrook's  grove 

My  lyre  resounded  Liberty  and  Love. 

Here  never  Love  hath  fanu'd  his  purple  flame, 

And  fear  and  anger  start  at  Freedom's  name. 

Yet  high  exploits  the  churlish  nation  boasts 

Against  the  Norman  and  the  Roman  hosts. 

'Tis  false  ;  where  conquest  had  but  reapt  disgrace 

Contemptuous  Valour  spurn'd  the  reptile  race. 

Let  me  once  more  my  native  land  regain, 

Bounding  with  steady  pride  and  high  disdain ; 

Then  will  I  pardon  all  the  faults  of  fate, 

And  hang  fresh  garlands,  Ipsley,  on  thy  gate. 


Lover.  You  little  pert  and  twittering  pet, 
Who  triumph  so  !  do  you  forget 
That  wooden  bolt  and  wiry  bar 
So  clearly  show  us  what  you  are  ] 

Canary.  You  ugly,  envious,  monstrous  thing, 
You  who  can  neither  fly  nor  sing, 
I  would  not,  if  I  could,  forget 
I  am  a  little  twittering  pet. 
Proud  man  may  banish  from  his  mind 
A  mistress,  lovely,  fond,  and  kind ; 
The  wildest  woods  have  never  heard 
Such  wickedness  of  gentler  bird. 
I  wish  one  instant  you  could  see 
The  blessed  fate  allotted  me  ; 
I  should  exult  that  Heaven  had  sent 
The  vision  for  your  punishment. 
No  language  but  a  bird's  can  speak 
The  transports  of  my  quivering  beak ; 
My  quivering  beak  alone  can  sing 
The  glories  of  my  golden  wing. 
What  tho'  I  tremble  as.  I  stand, 
Percht  high  on  her  protecting  hand, 
As  my  reflected  form  I  view 
In  two  clear  founts  of  heavenly  blue, 
My  ruffled  wings  her  fingers  close, 
Her  bosom  bids  my  fears  repose. 
So  froward  is  my  fondled  will, 
I  struggle  to  be  nearer  still. 
The  beating  of  her  heart  I  hear, 
And  yet  would  I  be  still  more  near. 
I  chirp;  but  oh,  my  voice  !  how  dull ! 
Where  flies  it  when  the  heart  is  full  ? 


Tell  me,  vain  mortal,  when  will  you 
Sip  the  live  rose's  fragrant  dew, 
Riot  and  revel  in  her  hair, 
And  dream  of  nests  and  nestlings  there  ] 
Then  may  you  triumph,  and  forget 
The  little  pert  and  twittering  pet. 


Maria  !  I  have  said  adieu 
To  one  alone  so  fair  as  you  ; 
And  she,  beyond  my  hopes,  at  last 
Returns  and  tells  me  of  the  past ; 
While  happier  for  remembering  well 
Am  I  to  hear  and  she  to  tell. 
Whether  gay  Paris  may  again 
Admire  you  gayest  of  her  train, 
Or,  Love  for  pilot,  you  shall  go 
Where  Orellana's  waters  flow, 
And  cull,  amid  Brazilian  bowers, 
Of  richer  fruits  and  gaudier  flowers ; 
Or  on  the  Seine  or  on  the  Line 
Remember  one  command  of  mine  : 
Love  with  as  steady  love  as  e'er 
Illumed  the  only  breast  so  fair ; 
That,  in  another  year  at  most, 
Whether  the  Alps  or  seas  are  crost, 
Something  may  scatter  from  the  flame 
Fresh  lustre  o'er  Pereira's  name. 


Wert  thou  but  blind,  0  Fortune,  then  perhaps 

Thou  mightest  always  have  avoided  me  ; 

For  never  voice  of  mine  (young,  middle-aged, 

Or  going  down  on  tottering  knee  the  shelf 

That  crumbles  with  us  to  the  vale  of  years) 

Call'd  thee  aside,  whether  thou  rannest  on 

To  others  who  expected,  or  didst  throw 

Into  the  sleeper's  lap  the  unsought  prize. 

But  blind  thou  art  not ;  the  refreshing  cup 

For   which    my  hot  heart   thirsted,  thou  hast 

ever 
(When    it    was   full    and    at    the    lip)    struck 

down. 


Let  me  sit  here  and  muse  by  thee 

Awhile,  aerial  Fiesole  ! 

Thy  shelter'd  walks  and  cooler  grots, 

Villas  and  vines  and  olive-plots, 

Catch  me,  entangle  me,  detain  me, 

And  laugh  to  hear  that  aught  can  pain  me. 

'Twere  just,  if  ever  rose  one  sigh 

To  find  the  lighter  mount  more  high, 

Or  any  other  natural  thing 

So  trite  that  Fate  would  blush  to  sing, 

Of  Honour's  sport  or  Fortune's  frown, 

Clung  to  my  heart  and  kept  it  down. 

But  shunn'd  have  I  on  every  side 

The  splash  of  newly-mounted  Pride, 

And  never  riskt  my  taking  cold 

In  the  damp  chambers  of  the  old. 

What  has  the  zephyr  brought  so  sweet  1 
'Tis  the  vine-blossom  round  my  seat. 


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MISCELLANEOUS. 


Ah  !  how  much  better  here  at  ease 
And  quite  alone  to  catch  the  breeze, 
Than  roughly  wear  life's  waning  day 
On  rotten  forms  with  Castlereagh, 
'Mid  public  men  for  private  ends, 
A  friend  to  foes,  a  foe  to  friends ! 
Long  since  with  youthful  chases  warm, 
And  when  ambition  well  might  charm, 
And  when  the  choice  before  me  lay, 
I  heard  the  din  and  turn'd  away. 
Hence  oftentimes  imperial  Seine 
Hath  listen'd  to  my  early  strain, 
And  past  the  Rhine  and  past  the  Rhone 
My  Latian  muse  is  heard  and  known  : 
Nor  is  the  life  of  one  recluse 
An  alien  quite  from  public  use. 
Where  alders  mourn'd  their  fruitless  beds 
A  thousand  cedars  raise  their  heads, 
And  from  Segovia's  hills  remote, 
My  sheep  enrich  my  neighbour's  cote. 
The  wide  and  easy  road  I  lead 
Where  never  paced  the  harnest  steed, 
Where  hardly  dared  the  goat  look  down 
Beneath  her  parent  mountain's  frown, 
Suspended  while  the  torrent-spray 
Springs  o'er  the  crags  that  roll  away. 
Cares  if  I  had,  I  turn'd  those  cares 
Toward  my  partridges  and  hares, 
At  every  dog  and  gun  I  heard 
Ill-auguring  for  some  truant  bird, 
Or  whisker'd  friend  of  jet-tipt  ear, 
Until  the  frighten'd  eld  limpt  near. 
These  knew  me,  and  'twas  quite  enough, 
I  paid  no  Morning  Post  to  puff, 
Saw  others  fame  and  wealth  increase, 
Ate  my  own  mutton-chop  in  peace, 
Open'd  my  window,  snatcht  my  glass, 
And,  from  the  rills  that  chirp  and  pass, 
A  pure  libation  pour'd  to  thee, 
Unsoil'd  uncitied  Liberty ! 

Lanthony  !  an  ungenial  clime, 
And  the  broad  wing  of  restless  Time, 
Have  rudely  swept  thy  massy  walls 
And  rockt  thy  abbots  in  their  palls. 
I  loved  thee  by  thy  streams  of  yore, 
By  distant  streams  I  love  thee  more  ; 
For  never  is  the  heart  so  true 
As  bidding  what  we  love  adieu. 
Yet  neither  where  we  first  drew  breath, 
Nor  where  our  fathers  sleep  in  death, 
Nor  where  the  mystic  ring  was  given, 
The  link  from  earth  that  reaches  heaven, 
Nor  London,  Paris,  Florence,  Rome, 
In  his  own  heart 's  the  wise  man's  home, 
Stored  with  each  keener,  kinder,  sense, 
Too  firm,  too  lofty,  for  offence, 
Unlittered  by  the  tools  of  state, 
And  greater  than  the  great  world's  great. 
If  mine  no  glorious  work  may  be, 
Grant,  Heaven  !  and  'tis  enough  for  me, 
(While  many  squally  sails  flit  past, 
And  many  break  the  ambitious  mast) 
From  all  that  they  pursue,  exempt, 
The  stormless  bay  of  deep  contempt ! 


FOR   AN    URN    IN    THORESBY    PARK. 

With  frigid  art  our  numbers  flow 
For  joy  unfelt  and  fabled  woe  ; 
And  listless  are  the  poet's  dreams 
Of  pastoral  pipe  and  haunted  streams. 
All  Nature's  boundless  reign  is  theirs, 
But  most  her  triumphs  and  her  tears. 
They  try,  nor  vainly  try,  their  power 
To  cheer  misfortune's  lonely  hour ; 
Whether  they  raise  the  laurell'd  head, 
Or  stoop  beneath  the  peasant's  shed, 
They  pass  the  glory  they  bestow, 
And  shine  above  the  light  they  throw. 
To  Valour,  in  his  car  of  fire, 
Shall  Genius  strike  the  solemn  lyre  : 
A  Riou's  fall  shall  Manvers  mourn, 
And  Virtue  raise  the  vacant  urn. 


ON  READING  IN  A  NEWSPAPER  THE  DEATH  OP  A 
MOTHER  AND  THREE  CHILDREN. 

Again,  my  soul,  sustain  the  mournful  page  ! 
Is  there  no  difference  ?  none  of  place  ?  of  age  ? 
How  the  words  tremble,  how  the  lines  unite  ! 
What  dim  confusion  floats  before  my  sight ! 
Thrice  happy  strangers,  to  whose  roving  eyes 
Unwet  with  tears  these  public  columns  rise  ! 
Whate'er  the  changeful  world  contains  of  new, 
These  are  events  the  least  observed  by  you. 

0  Lambe,  my  early  guide,  my  guardian  friend, 
Must  thus  our  pleasures,  thus  our  prospects  end  ! 
When  the  fond  mother  claspt  her  fever'd  child, 
Death  hail'd  the  omen,  waved  his  dart,  and  smiled, 
Nor  unobserv'd  his  lengthen'd  wings  o'erspread 
With  deeper  darkness  each  devoted  head. 
She  knows  his  silent  footsteps ;  they  have  past 
Two  other  babes;  two  more  havebreath'd  their  last. 
What  now  avails  thee,  what  avail'd  thee  then, 
To  shine  in  science  o'er  the  sons  of  men  ! 
Each  varying  plant,  each  tortuous  root,  to  know, 
How  latent  pests  from  lucid  waters  flow, 
All  the  deep  bosom  of  the  air  contains, 
Fire's  parent  strength  and  earth's  prolific  veins. 
The  last  and  hardest  lesson  teaches  this, 
Frail  is  our  knowledge,  frailer  is  our  bliss. 


Ah  what  avails  the  sceptred  race, 

Ah  what  the  form  divine  ! 
What  every  virtue,  every  grace  ! 

Rose  Aylmer,  all  were  thine. 
Rose  Aylmer,  whom  these  wakeful  eyes 

May  weep,  but  never  see, 
A  night  of  memories  and  of  sighs 

I  consecrate  to  thee. 

cm. 

Gone !  thou  too,  Nancy  1    why  should  Heaven 

remove 

Each  tender  object  of  my  early  love  ? 
Why  was  I  happy?    0  ye  conscious  rocks  ! 
Was  I  not  happy  1    When  lone's  locks 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


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Claspt  round  her  neck  and  mine  their  golden 

chain, 

Ambition,  fame,  and  fortune,  smiled  in  vain. 
While  warring  winds  with  deafening  fury  blew, 
Near,  and  more  near,  our  cheeks,  our  bosoms, 

grew. 

Wave  after  wave  the  lashing  ocean  chased, 
She  smiled,  and  prest  me  closer  to  her  waist. 
"  Suppose  this  cave   should  crush  us,"  once  I 

cried  ; 

"  It  can  not  fall,"  the  loving  maid  replied. 
"  You,  who  are  shorter,  may  be  safe,"  I  said ; 
"  0  let  us  fly  !  "  exclaim'd  the  simple  maid. 
Springing,  she  drew  me  forward  by  the  hand 
Upon  the  sunny  and  the  solid  sand, 
And  then  lookt  round,  with  fearful  doubt,  to  see 
If  what  I  spoke  so  seriously,  could  be. 

Ah  memory,  memory  !  thou  alone  canst  save 
Angelic  beauty  from  the  grasping  grave. 
Tho'  Nancy's  name  for  ever  dwell  unknown 
Beyond  her  briar-bound  sod  and  upright  stone ; 
Yet,  in  the  lover's,  in  the  poet's  eye, 
The  young  lone  hath  not  bloom'd  to  die. 


I  come  to  visit  thee  again, 

My  little  flowerless  cyclamen  ! 

To  touch  the  hands,  almost  to  press, 

That  cheer'd  thee  in  thy  loneliness. 

What  could  those  lovely  sisters  find, 

Of  thee  in  form,  of  me  in  mind, 

What  is  there  in  us  rich  or  rare, 

To  make  us  worth  a  moment's  care  1 

Unworthy  to  be  so  carest, 

We  are  but  wither'd  leaves  at  best. 


Child  of  a  day,  thou  knowest  not 

The  tears  that  overflow  thine  urn, 
The  gushing  eyes  that  read  thy  lot, 

Nor,  if  thou  knewest,  couldst  return  ! 
And  why  the  wish  !  the  pure  and  blest 

Watch  like  thy  mother  o'er  thy  sleep. 
0  peaceful  night !  0  envied  rest  J 

Thou  wilt  not  ever  see  her  weep. 


ON    A    POET    IN    A    WELSH    CHURCH-YARD. 

Kind  souls !   who  strive  what  pious  hand  shall 

bring 

The  first-found  crocus  from  reluctant  Spring, 
Or  blow  your  wintry  fingers  while  they  strew 
This  sunless  turf  with  rosemary  and  rue, 
Bend  o'er  your  lovers  first,  but  mind  to  save 
One  sprig  of  each  to  trim  a  poet's  grave. 

ovn. 

ANOTHER    URN    AT    THORESBY    PARK. 

If  in  the  summer-time,  0  guest, 
Thou  comest  where  these  waters  rest, 
And  where  these  gentle  swells  of  land 
Their  ever- verdant  turf  expand, 


Not  opener  these,  nor  those  more  clear, 
Than  was  the  soul  that  late  dwelt  here. 
If  in  the  winter  thou  hast  crost 
The  scene  benumb'd  with  snow  and  frost, 
Ask  those  thou  meetest  at  the  gate 
If  they  are  not  as  desolate. 


Yes,  in  this  chancel  once  we  sat  alone, 

0  Dorothea  !  thou  wert  bright  with  youth, 
Freshness  like  Morning's  dwelt  upon  thy  cheek, 
While  here  and  there  above  the  level  pews, 
Above  the  housings  of  the  village  dames, 

The  musky  fan  its  groves  and  zephyrs  waved. 

1  know  not  why  (since  we  had  each  our  book 
And  lookt  upon  it  stedfastly)  first  one 
Outran  the  learned  labourer  from  the  desk, 
Then  tript  the  other  and  limpt  far  behind, 

And    smiles  -gave    blushes   birth,   and   blushes 

smiles. 

Ah  me !  where  are  they  flown,  my  lovely  friend  ! 
Two  seasons  like  that  season  thou  hast  lain 
Cold  as  the  dark-blue  stone  beneath  my  feet, 
While  my  heart  beats  as  then,  but  not  with  joy. 
0  my  lost  friends  !  why  were  ye  once  so  dear  1 
And  why  were  ye  not  fewer,  0  ye  few  ? 
Must  winter,  spring,  and  summer,  thus  return, 
Commemorating  some  one  torn  away, 
Till  half  the  months  at  last  shall  take,  with  me, 
Their   names    from   those  upon  your  scatter'd 

graves ! 


Thou  in  this  wide  cold  church  art  laid, 

Close  to  the  wall,  my  little  maid  ! 

My  little  Fanny  Verchild  !  thou 

Sole  idol  of  an  infant  vow  ! 

My  playmate  in  life's  break  of  day, 

When  all  we  had  to  do  was  play ! 

Even  then,  if  any  other  girl 

To  kiss  my  forehead  seiz'd  a  curl, 

Thou  wouldst  with  sad  dismay  run  in, 

And  stamp,  and  call  it  shame  and  sin. 

And  should  some  rash  intrusive  boy 

Bring  thee  an  orange,  flower,  or  toy, 

That  instant  I  laid  fist  on  frill, 

I  bore  my  jealousy  so  ill, 

And  felt  my  bosom  beat  so  bold, 

Altlio'  he  might  be  six  years  old. 

Against  the  marble  slab  mine  eyes 

Dwell  fixt ;  and  from  below  arise 

Thoughts,  not  yet  cold  nor  mute,  of  thee 

It  was  their  earliest  joy  to  see. 

One  who  had  marcht  o'er  Minden's  plain 

In  thy  young  smile  grew  young  again. 

That  stern  one  melted  into  love, 

That  father  traced  the  line  above.* 

His  Eoman  soul  used  Eoman  speech, 

And  taught  (ah  thou  too,  thou  didst  teach  !) 

How,  soon  as  in  our  course  we  start, 

Death  follows  with  uplifted  dart. 

*  '  S.  Francisca1  Verchild,  Nat  xv.  Julii,  1774.   In  cursu 
vitse  murs  nobis  inbtat.' 


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MISCELLANEOUS. 


Tears  driven  back  upon  the  fountain-head, 

And  Sorrow's  voice  supprest, 
Heave,  while  in  quiet  sleep  repose  the  dead ; 

Oh !  when  will  they  too  rest ! 


Not  the  last  struggles  of  the  Sun, 
Precipitated  from  his  golden  throne, 
Hold  darkling  mortals  in  sublime  suspense  ; 

But  the  calm  exod  of  a  man 

Nearer,  tho'  far  above,  who  ran 
The  race  we  run,  when  Heaven  recals  him  hence. 

Thus,  0  thou  pure  of  earthly  taint ! 
Thus,  0  my  Southey!  poet,  sage,  and  saint! 
Thou,  after  saddest  silence,  art  removed. 

What  voice  in  anguish  can  we  raise, 

Or  would  we  ?    Need  we,  dare  we,  praise  ? 
God  now  does  that,  the  God  thy  whole  heart 
loved. 


The  day  returns,  my  natal  day, 

Borne  on  the  storm  and  pale  with  snow, 
And  seems  to  ask  me  why  I  stay, 

Stricken  by  Time  and  bowed  by  Woe. 

Many  were  once  the  friends  who  came 
To  wish  me  joy ;  and  there  are  some 

Who  wish  it  now ;  but  not  the  same  ; 
They  are  whence  friend  can  never  come  ; 

Nor  are  they  you  my  love  watcht  o'er 
Cradled  in  innocence  and  sleep ; 

You  smile  into  iny  eyes  no  more, 
Nor  see  the  bitter  tears  they  weep. 


When  Helen  first  saw  wrinkles  in  her  face 
('Twas  when  some  fifty  long  had  settled  there 
And  intermarried  and  brancht  off  awide) 
She  threw  herself  upon  her  couch  and  wept : 
On  this  side  hung  her  head,  and  over  that 
Listlessly  she  let  fall  the  faithless  brass 
That  made  the  men  as  faithless. 

But  when  you 
Found  them,  or  fancied  them,  and  would  not 

hear 

That  they  were  only  vestiges  of  smiles, 
Or  the  impression  of  some  amorous  hair 
Astray  from  cloistered  curls  and  roseate  band. 
Which  had  been  lying  there  all  night  perhaps 
Upon  a  skin  so  soft, "  No,  no,"  you  said, 
"  Sure,  they  are  coming,  yes,  are  come,  are  here  : 
Well,  and  what  matters  it,  while  thou  art  too  !  " 


A  provident  and  wakeful  fear 
Impels  me,  while  I  read,  to  say, 

When  Poesy  invites,  forbear 

Sometimes  to  walk  her  tempting  way  : 

Readier  is  she  to  swell  the  tear 
Than  its  sharp  tinglings  to  allay. 


"  But  there  are  stories  fit  for  song, 
And  fit  for  maiden  lips  to  sing." 

Yes  ;  and  to  you  they  all  belong, 
About  your  knee  they  fondly  cling ; 

They  love  the  accents  of  your  tongue, 
They  seek  the  shadow  of  your  wing. 

Ah  !  let  the  Hours  be  light  and  gay, 
With  Hope  for  ever  at  their  side, 

And  let  the  Muses  chaunt  a  lay 
Of  Pleasures  that  await  the  bride, 

Of  sunny  Life's  untroubled  sea, 
Smooth  sands,  and  gently  swelling  tide. 

A  time  will  come  when  steps  are  slow, 
And  prone  on  ancient  scenes  to  rest, 

When  life  shall  lose  its  former  glow, 
And,  leaf  by  leaf,  the  shrinking  breast 

Shall  drop  the  blossom  yet  to  blow 
For  the  most  blessed  of  the  blest. 

Then,  nor  till  then,  in  spring  go  forth 
"  The  graves  of  waiting  Mends  to  see." 

It  would  be  pleasant  to  my  earth 
To  know  your  step,  if  that  might  be. 

A  verse  is  more  than  I  am  worth, 
A  thought  is  not  undue  to  me. 


The  vessel  that  rests  here  at  last 
Had  once  stout  ribs  and  topping  mast, 
And,  whate'er  wind  there  might  prevail, 
Was  ready  for  a  row  or  sail. 
It  now  lies  idle  on  its  side, 
Forgetful  o'er  the  stream  to  glide. 
And  yet  there  have  been  days  of  yore, 
When  pretty  maids  their  posies  bore 
To  crown  its  prow,  ite  deck  to  trim, 
And  freighted  a  whole  world  of  whim. 
A  thousand  stories  it  could  tell, 
But  it  loves  secrecy  too  well. 
Come  closer,  my  sweet  girt,  pray  do  ! 
There  may  be  still  one  left  for  you. 


Satire !  I  never  call'd  thee  very  fair, 
But  if  thou  art  inclined  to  hear  my  pray'r, 
Grant  the  bright  surface  that  our  form  reflects, 
The  healthy  font  that  braces  our  defects : 
But  0  !  to  fulminate  with  forked  line 
Another's  fame  or  fortune,  ne'er  be  mine  ! 
Against  the  wretch  who  dares  it,  high  or  low, 

Against  him  only,  I  direct  my  blow. 

***** 

Well ;  you  have  seen  our  Prosperos,  at  whose" 

beck 

Our  ship,  with  all  her  royalty,  is  wreck. 
From  sire  to  son  descends  the  wizard  book 
That  works  such  marvels. 

Look  behind  you !  look  ! 
There  issue  from  the  Treasury,  dull  and  dry  as 
The  leaves  in  winter,  Gifford  and  Matthias. 
Brighter  and  braver  Peter  Pindar  started, 
And  ranged  around  him  all  the  lighter-hearted. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


639 


When  Peter  Pindar  sank  into  decline, 

Up  from  his  hole  sprang  Peter  Porcupine. 

*  *  *  *  * 

Honester  men  and  wiser,  you  will  say, 
Were  satirists. 

Unhurt  ?  for  spite  ?  for  pay  ? 
Their  courteous  soldiership,  outshining  ours, 
Mounted  the  engine  and  took  aim  from  tow'rs. 
From  putrid  ditches  we  more  safely  fight, 
And  push  our  ziz-zag  parallels  by  night. 
Dryden's  rich  numbers  rattle  terse  and  round, 
Profuse,  and  nothing  plattery  in  the  sound. 
And,  here  almost  his  equal,  if  but  here, 
Pope  pleas'd  alike  the  playful  and  severe. 
The  slimmer  cur  at  growler  Johnson  snarls, 
But  cowers  beneath  his  bugle-blast  for  Charles. 
From  Vanity  and  London  far  removed, 
With  that  pure  Spirit  his  pure  spirit  loved, 
In  thorny  paths  the  pensive  Cowper  trod, 
But  angels  prompted,  and  the  word  was  God. 

Churchmen  have  chaunted  satire,  and  the  pews 
Heard  good  sound  doctrine  from  the  sable  Muse. 
Frost-bitten  and  lumbaginous,  when  Donne, 
With  verses  gnarl'd  and  knotted,  hobbled  on, 
Thro'  listening  palaces  did  rhymeless  South 
Pour  sparkling  waters  from  his  golden  mouth. 
Prim,  in  spruce  parti-colours,  Mason  shone, 
His  Muse  lookt  well  in  gall-dyed  crape  alone. 
Beneath  the  starry  sky,  'mid  garden  glooms, 
In  meditation  deep,  and  dense  perfumes, 
Young's  cassock  was  flounced  round  with  plaintive 

pun .  . 

And  pithier  Churchill  swore  he  would  have  none. 
He  bared  his  own  broad  vices,  but  the  knots 

Of  the  loud  scourge  fell  sorest  upon  Scots. 
***** 

Byron  was  not  all  Byron ;  one  small  part 
Bore  the  impression  of  a  human  heart. 
Guided  by  no  clear  love-star's  panting  light 
Thro'  the  sharp  surges  of  a  northern  night, 
In  Satire's  narrow  strait  he  swam  the  best, 
Scattering  the  foam  that  hist  about  his  breast. 
He,  who  might  else  have  been  more  tender,  first 
From  Scottish  saltness  caught  his  rabid  thirst. 
Praise  Keats  .  . 

"  I  think  I  Ve  heard  of  him." 

"  With  you 
Shelly  stands  foremost." 

.  .  And  his  lip  was  blue. 
"  I  hear  with  pleasure  any  one  commend 
So  good  a  soul ;  for  Shelly  is  my  friend." 
One  leaf  from  Southey's  laurel  made  explode 
All  his  combustibles  . . 

"  An  ass !  by  God  !  " 
Who  yet  surmounted  in  romantic  Spain 
Highths  our  brisk  courser  never  could  attain. 
I  lagg"d ;  he  call'd  me  ;  urgent  to  prolong 
My  matin  chirpings  into  mellower  song. 
Mournfuller  tones  came  then  . .  0  ne'er  be  they 
Drown'd  in  night  bowlings  from  the  Forth  and 
Spey ! 

Twice  is  almighty  Homer  far  above 
Troy  and  her  towers,  Olympus  and  his  Jove. 


First,  when  the  God-led  Priam  bends  before 
Him  sprung  from  Thetis,  dark   with  Hector's 

gore  : 

A  second  time,  when  both  alike  have  bled, 
And  Agamemnon  speaks  among  the  dead. 
Call'd  up  by  Genius  in  an  after-age, 
That  awful  spectre  shook  the  Athenian  stage. 
From  eve  to  morn,  from  morn  to  parting  night, 
Father  and  daughter  stood  before  my  sight. 
I  felt  the  looks  they  gave,  the  words  they  said, 
And  reconducted  each  serener  shade. 
Ever  shall  these  to  me  be  well-spent  days, 
Sweet  fell  the  tears  upon  them,  sweet  the  praise. 


cxvu. 

Boastfully  call  we  all  the  world  our  own : 
What  are  we  who  should  call  it  so  1    The  form 
Erect,  the  eye  that  pierces  stars  and  suns, 
Droop  and  decay ;  no  beast  so  piteously. 
More  mutable  than  wind-worn  leaves  are  we  ; 
Yea,  lower  are  we  than  the  dust's  estate ; 
The  very  dust  is  as  it  was  before ; 
Dissever'd  from  ourselves,  aliens  and  outcasts 
From  what  our  pride  dared  call  inheritance, 
We  only  live  to  feel  our  fall  and  die. 


When  the  mimosas  shall  have  made 
(O'erarching)  an  unbroken  shade  ; 
And  the  rose-laurels  let  to  breathe 
Scarcely  a  favorite  flower  beneath ; 
When  the  young  cypresses  which  now 
Look  at  the  olives,  brow  to  brow, 
Cheer'd  by  the  breezes  of  the  south 
Shall  shoot  above  the  acacia's  growth, 
One  peradventure  of  my  four 
Turning  some  former  fondness  o'er, 
At  last  impatient  of  the  blame 
Cast  madly  on  a  father's  name, 
May  say,  and  check  the  chided  tear, 
"  I  wish  he  still  were  with  us  here." 


Everything  tells  me  you  are  near  ; 

The  hail-stones  bound  along  and  melt, 
In  white  array  the  clouds  appear, 

The  spring  and  you  our  fields  have  felt. 
Paris,  I  know,  is  hard  to  quit ; 

But  you  have  left  it ;  and  'twere  silly 
To  throw  away  more  smiles  and  wit 

Among  the  forests  of  Chantilly. 
Her  moss-paved  cell  your  rose  adorns 

To  tempt  you ;  and  your  cyclamen 
Turns  back  his  tiny  twisted  horns 

As  if  he  heard  your  voice  again. 


cxx. 

MAKIE- ANTOINETTE. 

0  gentlest  of  thy  race  ! 
How  early  do  we  trace 

The  wrath  of  Fate  on  thee  ! 


640 

Not  only  that  thy  head 
Was  hurl'd  among  the  dead, 

The  virtuous,  wise,  and  free, 
0  Marie-Antoinette ! 
Do  generous  souls  regret 

Thy  sceptred  destiny, 
But,  winning  all  the  heart 
Of  mortal  like  Mozart, 

His  bride  thou  couldst  not  be. 
Thou  liftedst  the  sweet  child 
From  slippery  floor  :  he  smiled, 

Kist  thee,  and  call'd  thee  wife. 
Ah  !  could  it  have  been  so, 
How  free  wert  thou  from  woe, 

How  pure,  how  great,  for  life  ! 
One  truth  is  little  known  : 
'Tis  this ;  the  highest  throne 

Is  not  the  highest  place 
Even  on  the  earth  we  tread  : 
Some  can  raise  up  the  dead, 

And  some  the  royal  race. 


November !  thou  art  come  again 
With  all  thy  gloom  of  fogs  and  rain, 
Yet  woe  betide  the  wretch  who  sings 
Of  sadness  borne  upon  thy  wings. 
The  gloom  that  overcast  my  brow, 
The  whole  year's  gloom,  departs  but  now  ; 
And  all  of  joy  I  hear  or  see, 
November !  I  ascribe  to  thee ! 


Retire,  and  timely,  from  the  world,  if  ever 

Thou  hopest  tranquil  days ; 
Its  gaudy  jewels  from  thy  bosom  sever, 

Despise  its  pomp  and  praise. 
The  purest  star  that  looks  into  the  stream 

Its  slightest  ripple  shakes, 
And  Peace,  where'er  its  fiercer  splendours  gleam, 

Her  brooding  nest  forsakes. 
The  quiet  planets  roll  with  even  motion 

In  the  still  skies  alone  ; 
O'er  ocean  they  dance  joyously,  but  ocean 

They  find  no  rest  upon. 

cxxin. 

TO    CORINTH. 

Queen  of  the  double  sea,  beloved  of  him 

Who  shakes  the  world's  foundations,  thou  hast 

seen 

Glory  in  all  her  beauty,  all  her  forms ; 
Seen  her  walk  back  with  Theseus  when  he  left 
The  bones  of  Sciron  bleaching  to  the  wind, 
Above  the  ocean's  roar  and  cormorant's  flight, 
So  high  that  vastest  billows  from  above 
Show  but  like  herbage  waving  in  the  mead  ; 
Seen  generations  throng  thy  Isthmian  games, 
And  pass  away ; .  the  beautiful,  the  brave, 
And  them  who  sang  their  praises.  But,  0  Queen, 
Audible  still,  and  far  beyond  thy  cliffs, 
As  when  they  first  were  utter'd,  are  those  words 
Divine  which  praised  the  valiant  and  the  just  ; 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


And  tears  have  often  stopt,  upon  that  ridge 
So  perilous,  him  who  brought  before  his  eye 
The  Colchian  babes.  "  Stay  !  spare  him !  save 

the  last ! 

Medea !    Is  that  blood  ?  again  !  it  drops 
From  my  imploring  hand  upon  my  feet ! 
I  will  invoke  the  Eumenides  no  more, 
I  will  forgive  thee,  bless  thee,  bend  to  thee 
In  all  thy  wishes,  do  but  thou,  Medea, 
Tell  me,  one  lives."     "  And  shall  I  too  deceive  ? " 
Cries  from  the  fiery  car  an  angry  voice ; 
And  swifter  than  two  falling  stars  descend 
Two  breathless  bodies ;  warm,  soft,  motionless, 
As  flowers  in  stillest  noon  before  the  sun, 
They  lie  three  paces  from  him  :  such  they  lie 
As  when  he  left  them  sleeping  side  by  side, 
A  mother's  arm  round  each,  a  mother's  cheeks 
Between  them,  flusht  with  happiness  and  love. 
He  was  more  changed  than  they  were,  doomed 

to  show 

Thee  and  the  stranger,  how  defaced  and  scarr'd 
Grief  hunts  us  down  the  precipice  of  years, 
And  whom  the  faithless  prey  upon  the  last. 

To  give  the  inertest  masses  of  our  earth 
Her  loveliest  forms  was  thine,  to  fix  the  Gods 
Within  thy  walls,  and  hang  their  tripods  round 
With  fruits  and  foliage  knowing  not  decay. 
A  nobler  work  remains  :  thy  citadel 
Invites  all  Greece  :  o'er  lands  and  floods  remote 
Many  are   the  hearts  that  still   beat  high  for 

thee  : 

Confide  then  in  thy  strength,  and  unappall'd 
Look  down  upon  the  plain,  while  yokemate  kings 
Run    bellowing   where    their    herdsmen   goad 

them  on. 

Instinct  is  sharp  in  them  and  terror  true, 
They  smell  the  floor  whereon  their  necks  must  lie. 


GtTIDONE    AND    LUCIA. 

I  love  to  wander,  both  in  deed  and  thought, 
Where  little  rills  their  earliest  tunes  are  taught : 
I  love  to  trace  them  into  secret  nooks, 
And  watch  their  winning  ways  and  serious  looks, 
Where,  as  they  rise  up  leisurely  and  slow, 
The  long-hair'd  moss  for  ever  waves  below. 
No  few  have  splasht  my  face  for  venturing  thus 
Among  their  games,  games  never  meant  for  us  : 
We  are  weak  creatures,  brief  and  dark  our  day, 
But  children  of  immortal  breed  are  they. 
Yet  side  by  side  with  Reno,  many  a  mile, 
Thro'  narrow  dell  and  intricate  defile, 
I  have  run  too ;  and  both  were  well  content ; 
He  chafed  sometimes,  but  never  harm  was  meant. 
The  waters  here  start  sundered,  rocks  between, 
Some  beetle-brow'd,  and  others  brightly  green  : 
Loudly  they  call  each  other,  nor  in  vain, 
Laugh  at  the  rocks,  spring,  and  embrace  again. 
My  little  Reno  winds  his  stream  along 
Thro'  pastoral  scenes  by  pastoral  pipe  unsung, 
And  leaps  and  hazards  many  sportive  falls, 
But  grows  sedater  near  Bologna's  walls. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


641 


Among  the  mountains  which  from  high  o'erlook 
That  solemn  city  and  that  wayward  brook, 
Pure  as  the  snow  that  on  the  summit  lies, 
Fresh  as  the  stream  and  radiant  as  the  skies, 
"Wert  thou,  Lucia  !    Could  thy  girlish  breast 
Enjoy  more  sacred,  more  seraphic  rest  1 
The  boy  Guidone  innocently  play'd, 
Past  her  ninth  summer,  with  his  wedded  maid. 
A  ring  of  rush  was  quite  enough  for  both, 
And  two  sweet  kisses  all  the  marriage  troth. 
Amid  life's  early  leaves  how  blest  the  fond  ! 
Until  they  climb  the  tree  and  look  beyond. 

"  I  wonder,"  said  Luck,  "  what  can  mean 
Those  odious  names  of  Guelph  and  Ghibelline. 
If,  as  my  Babbo  tells  me,  you  're  a  Guelph, 
I  must  be  (is  it  not  so  ] )  one  myself. 
And  yet,  though  Babbo  always  should  be  right, 
Against  the  Guelphs  he  calls  his  serfs  to  fight. 
'  Meanwhile,'  says  he  in  joke,  '  my  little  queen 
Thou  shalt  be  safely  lodged  with  Saint  Cristine.'" 

Sudden  the  colour  left  Guidone's  cheek, 
His  lips  were  open  but  he  could  not  speak, 
He  prest  the  cool  plump  hand  ;  it  broke  in  twain 
The  ring  of  rush  :  and  that  was  all  her  pain. 
But  when  she  rais'd  her  eyes,  she  thought  no  more 
Of  that,  or  any  pledge  he  gave  before. 
She  hugg'd  him  to  her  heart,  and  bade  him  say 
If  he  was  sorry  that  she  went  away. 
He  wept  upon  her  head  ;  but  not  one  word 
(Had  there  been  utterance)  would  the  child  have 

heard. 

The  veins  about  her  temples  buzz'd  like  bees 
Fretting  and  swarming  in  the  linden-trees. 
His  tears  ran  down  her  curls ;  her  curls  she  drew 
Against  the  cheek,  and  suckt  off  one  or  two, 
But,  panting,  sobbing,  sinking,  thought  it  best 
To  clasp  his  neck  and  intercept  the  rest. 

"  From  three  years  old,"  said  she,  "  when  love 

begins, 

I  have  loved  you,  Guidone  !  all  my  sins, 
My  wicked  fibs,  you  know  it,  were  for  you  .  .  . 
Now  tell  me  what  to  say  and  what  to  do. 
Speak ;  you  can  tell  me  but  one  thing  in  vain, 
Which  is,  that  we  must  never  love  again. 
We  are  no  children  now ;  for  I  am  nine 
And  you  are  twelve.     Before  Cristina's  shrine 
I  will  say  all  that  ever  saint  has  heard, 
And  pray  you  grow  not  ugly  with  a  beard." 
Little  replied  Guidone  ;  but  he  threw 
His  mantle  on  the  ground,  and  gently  drew 
Lucia  to  the  tufted  seat,  and  there 
Hid  his  sad  face  amid  her  sunny  hair ; 
Hand  claspt  in  hand,  now  on  her  knee,  now  his, 
Until  their  sorrow  melted  into  bliss ; 
Such  bliss  as  innocence  alone  can  know, 
And  innocence  but  seldom  here  below. 
The  morning  now  grew  sultry :  they  must  part ; 
The  boy  with  heavier,  she  with  lighter  heart : 
Not  that  she  loved  him  less  than  he  loved  he.r, 
But  she  had  suits,  and  sure  ones,  to  prefer ; 
Babbo  had  always  minded  what  she  said, 
And  if  she  threaten'd  he  was  half-afraid. 
Wanted  she  figs  1  the  hinds  were  near,  but  them 
She  call'd  not ;  he,  must  mount  the  brittle  stem. 

VOL.    II. 


"  Come,  idle  Babbo  !  you  alone  can  reach 
To  the  top-branch  ;  pull  down  that  yellow  peach : 
You  may  shake  down  some  mulberries,  if  you  will, 
But  mind  !  you  shook  the  last  upon  my  frill." 
And  now  she  said,  "  Dear  Babbo  !  I  would  go, 
But  poor  Guidone's  heart  kept  beating  so 
Against  my  bosom,  I  am  sure  't  will  break 
If  I  do  go  :  don't  let  me  ;  for  his  sake." 
The  father  started  at  these  words,  and  said, 
"  My  sweet  Lucia  !  never  be  afraid 
Of  breaking  hearts:  thou  hast  notstrength  enough, 
My  darling  child  !  for  anything  so  tough." 

She  wiped  his  brow ;  for  it  was  moist.     "  But 

still 

(Laugh  as  you  may)  "  said  she,  "  I  'm  sure  it  will. 
I  would  not  break  it,  gracious  heaven !    not  I ! 
And  it  is  not  because  I  too  should  die  ; 
For  without  sweet  Guidone  all  my  life 
Would  be  one  sigh  :  beside  .  .  I  am  his  wife." 
She  smiled,  and  took  her  father  by  the  chin 
And  lookt  into  his  eyes,  nor  saw  within 
The    smouldering  fires  that    there    intensely 

glow'd, 
Nor  read  the  hour  of  quitting  her  abode. 

The  sun  has  risen  :  and  three  horses  wait 
With  two  stout  horsemen  at  the  castle-gate. 
The  father  lifts  upon  the  iron-grey 
His  wondering  child,  and  all  three  ride  away. 

Seven  years  incessantly  there  wept  and  pray'd 
Before  Cristina's  shrine  one  pallid  maid. 
War  had  raged  round  the  city  :  who  can  tell 
Of  Guelph  and  Ghibelline  what  thousands  fell  1 
Hence  was  that  maid  so  pallid  :  she  must  know 
(If  her  life  pays  for  it)  the  weal  or  woe 
Of  her  Guidone  :  not  another  year 
Can  youthful  life  endure  such  doubt  and  fear. 
Another  year  might  see  her  blest  at  home, 
But  will  he  too,  will  her  Guidone  come  1 

Trusting  that  time  had  weakened  or  effaced 
The  lines  that  love  with  infant  hand  had  traced, 
Her  father  never  had  pronounced  the  name 
In  all  his  letters ;  but  when  last  he  came 
To  see  her  in  the  convent,  when  he  found 
That  nought  within  its  cloisters,  nought  around, 
Could  raise  from  heavy  grief  her  drooping  head, 
He  laid  his  hand  on  hers,  and  mildly  said, 
"  Lucia !  they  have  told  you  then  ?    The  brave 
Are  the  first  fruits  that  drop  into  the  grave." 
Lucia  heard  him  (and  scarce  heard  him)  speak, 
And  from  her  bosom  burst  nor  groan  nor  shriek, 
Nor  from  her  eyes  one  tear :  down  dropt  her  head, 
Down  dropt  her  beauteous  form. 

"  My  child  is  dead  !  " 

The  father  cried,  and  struck  his  brow,  and  cast 
His  arms  around  her :  the  young  nuns  aghast 
Stood  round  ;  the  elder  rubb'd  her  temples  hard, 
And  prayed  the  while :  these  cares  had  their  reward. 
Homeward  the  father  hied,  and  finding  now 
His  child  in  safety,  bade  her  take  the  vow. 
Bereft  of  her  Guidone,  she  complied, 
How  willingly  !  no  other's  future  bride. 
She  thought  her  prayers,  that  morn  and  night 

arise, 
Would  find  a  readier  entrance  to  the  skies  ; 


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And  that,  if  he  had  slain,  as  warrior  must, 
Saint  Peter  would  release  him  was  her  trust ; 
Since  he  himself,  though  chided  by  hia  Lord, 
Had  drawn,  and  dexterously  used,  the  sword. 
Need  was  there  now  for  arms,  more  need  than  when 
He  rear'd  his  boyish  crest  with  hardier  men. 
In  every  street  was  heard  the  indignant  cry, 
"To  Palestine  !    Speed,  Christian  chivalry ! 
To  Palestine  !    The  Soldan  hath  defiled 
The  sepulchre  that  holds  the  Virgin's  child." 
On  such  a  day,  and  only  on  this  one, 
Each  holy  votary,  each  secluded  nun, 
May  look  abroad  and  bless  the  banner  waved 
To  save  his  tomb  by  whom  our  souls  are  saved. 
There  stood  among  the  nuns  one  holier  maid 
And  sadder  than  them  all :  even  she  survey'd 
The  pious  arms.     But  what  above  the  rest 
Now  caught  her  eye  ?     She  turn'd  and  smote  her 

breast. 

Had  not  the  bishop,  when  her  vow  she  vow'd, 
Before  the  altar,  warn'd  her  thus  aloud  .  . 
"  Turn  not  thy  feet  toward  the  world,  nor  let 
Thine  eyes,  0  virgin,  by  man's  eyes  be  met." 
All  others  on  the  earth  were  nought  to  those, 
Sources  of  all  her  joys  and  all  her  woes. 
Ah  !  when  was  youth  to  gentle  maiden  dear 
Unless  he  caus'd  to  flow  the  frequent  tear  ] 

Day  after  day  Guidone  sought  in  vain 
To  see  her  face,  or  even  her  veil,  again. 
Few  days  were  left :  he  never  saw  her  more. 
Pressing  his  brow  against  the  wall,  he  swore 
To  live  as  chaste ;  to  serve  the  saint  she  served  ; 
Guidone  swore  ;  Guidone  never  swerved. 
Whatever  be  the  fight,  by  land  or  sea, 
Wherever  there  was  danger,  there  was  he. 

Say,  generous  souls  !  what  can  they  seek  beside 
Death,  speedy  death,  who  lose  a  promist  bride  1 
He  sought,  but  found  it  not :  a  worse  mischance 
Befell  Guidone  :  broken  was  his  lance 
Deep  in  the  Paynim  foes  :  they  raved  around, 
Many  cleft  down,  and  few  without  a  wound. 
To  chains  and  tortures  was  the  youth  consign'd ; 
Nor  chain  nor  torture  crush fc  his  constant  mind. 

"  0  my  Lucia  !  "  cried  he,  "  true  and  pure  ! 
If  now  in  heaven,  thou  seest  what  I  endure. 
Strengthen  my  faith,  Lucia !  if  indeed 
The  heart  where  thou  art  ever,  strength  can  need. 
Pray  for  me,  to  the  only  maid  more  blest 
Of  all  above ;  thus  shall  my  spirit  rest. 
But  if  thou  livest,  may'st  thou  never  know 
The  torture  and  the  shame  I  undergo  !  " 

Worn  out  with  anguish,  slumber  most  profound 
Sank  brain  and  limb  stretcht  forth  along  the 

ground. 

When  he  awoke,  the  chains  were  on  his  feet, 
But  for  the  prison .  .  the  cool  air  breath'd  sweet, 
Unlike  the  air  of  dungeons,  nor  less  bland 
Than  on  the  morn  when  last  he  held  her  hand. 
There  where  he  vowed  the  vow,  against   that 

wall 

Eeclined  was  he,  and  then  he  heard  a  call. 
He  turn'd,  and  saw  Lucia. 

"  Art  thou  here  ? 
Still  living  ?  saint  most  holy  !  maid  most  dear  ! " 


"  Hush  !  "   said   that  gentle  voice  :  "  I  live  the 

true 

The  only  life,  and  could  not  live  for  you. 
To  teach  our  tears  the  easiest  way  to  flow 
Is  the  best  wisdom  we  acquire  below. 
We  have  attained  it :  grief  and  hope  must  rest 
Upon  the  holy  Virgin,  ever  blest. 
But  rise,  and  place  those  fetters  on  my  tomb  ; 
The  hour  of  happier  meeting  soon  will  come." 
He  rose  ;  he  placed  them  there.    She  died  that 

day 
When  from  his  eyes  she  turn'd  her  face  away. 


To  our  past  loves  we  oft  return, 

When  years  that  choked  our  path  are  past, 
And  wish  again  the  incense-urn 

Its  flickering  flame  once  more  to  cast 
On  paler  brows,  until  the  bourn 

Is  reacht,  where  we  may  rest  at  last. 


Smiles  soon  abate  ;  the  boisterous  throe 

Of  anger  long  burst  forth  : 
Inconstantly  the  south-wind  blows, 

But  steadily  the  north. 
Thy  star,  0  Venus !  often  changes 

Its  radiant  seat  above ; 
The  chilling  pole-star  never  ranges. 

'Tis  thus  with  hate  and  love. 


I  will  not  call  her  fair, 
For  that  all  women  are, 
Shady  or  sunny,  dim  of  eye  or  bright : 
But  tell  me,  tell  me  where 
Is  one  of  tint  so  clear, 

Unless  it  may  be  one  who  bathes  in  upper  light. 
The  fair  above  their  kind, 
Shallow  of  heart  and  mind, 
Share  with  the  fragile  flower  and  senseless  stone 
Their  richer  tints ;  we  find 
No  vestige  left  behind  : 

She  moves  the  distant  breast,  and  fills  the  whole 
alone. 

• cxxvin. 

Did  I  then  ask  of  you  why  one  so  wise 
Should  often  look  on  life  with  downcast  eyes, 
And  mar  sometimes  their  brightness  with  a 

tear] 

The  vainer  and  less  gentle  are  more  gay, 
Over  the  level  wave  they  glide  away, 
And  little  know  what  hidden  rocks  are  near. 

cxxix. 

"  You  must  give  back,"  her  mother  said, 
To  a  poor  sobbing  little  maid, 
"  All  the  young  man  has  given  you, 
Hard  as  it  now  may  seem  to  do." 

"  'Tis  done  already,  mother  dear  ! " 
Said  the  sweet  girl,  "  So,  never  fear." 

Mother.  Are  you  quite  certain  ?  Come,  recount 
(There  was  not  much)  the  whole  amount. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


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Girl.  The  locket :  the  kid  gloves. 

Mother.  Go  on. 

Girl.  Of  the  kid  gloves  I  found  but  one. 

Mother.  Never  mind  that.     What  else  1    Pro- 
ceed. 
You  gave  back  all  his  trash  1 

Girl.  Indeed. 

Mother.  And  was  there  nothing  you  would  save  1 

Girl.  Everything  I  could  give  I  gave. 

Mother.  To  the  last  tittle  1 

Girl.  Even  to  that. 

Mother.  Freely? 

Girl.  My  heart  went  pit-a-pat 
At  giving  up  . .  ah  me  !  ah  me  ! 
I  cry  so  I  can  hardly  see  .  . 
All  the  fond  looks  and  words  that  past, 
And  all  the  kisses,  to  the  last. 


If  you  please  we  '11  hear  another, 
Timid  maid,  without  the  mother. 
Unless  you  are  tired,  for  these 
"We  must  travel  into  Greece. 
I  know  every  bay  and  creek ; 
Fear  no  pirate  in  the  Greek. 
Here  we  are,  and  there  is  she ; 
Stand  and  hide  behind  the  tree. 
She  will  (for  I  'm  grave  and  gray) 
Tell  me  all  she  has  to  say. 

Guest.  Violet-eyed  little  maid  ! 
Of  what  are  you  afraid  ] 

Maid.  0  !  it  is  Dian's  spear, 
Sharp-pointed,  I  most  fear. 

Guest.  So  then  you  would  prefer 
Yenus,  I  think,  to  her  ? 

Maid.  Yes  ;  Venus  is  so  good  ! 
I  only  wish  she  would 
Keep  her  sad  boy  away 
Who  mocks  at  all  I  say. 

Guest.  What  could  he  then  have  heard  ? 

Maid.  Don't  ask  me  . .  Every  word  ! 

Guest.  She  has  heard  me  ere  now. 
If  you  repeat  the  vow, 
I  will  repeat  it  too, 
And  that  perhaps  may  do  : 
Where  there  is  only  one 
But  little  can  be  done. 

Maid.  Perhaps  tho'  you  may  blame  . . 
Ah  me !  I  am  all  flame. 

Guest.  With  love1? 

Maid.  No,  no ;  with  shame. 

Guest.  Each  word  that  you  repeat 
Will  much  abate  the  heat. 

Maid.  Well  then . .  I  pray.  .  Don't  ask . . 
I  can  not  bear  the  task. 

Guest.  Of  all  the  queens  above 
Fear  most  the  queen  of  love. 
For  those  alone  she  cares 
Who  well  repeat  their  prayers. 

Maid.  0  then  I  must,  I  find, 
(But  do  not  look)  be  blind. 
Well,  well,  now  !  you  shall  hear  ; 
But  don't  come  quite  so  near. 


'  Venus  !  I  fear  thy  dove 

Is  somewhere  in  my  breast : 
Yes,  yes,  I  feel  him  move, 

He  will  not  let  me  rest. 
If  he  should  ever  go, 

I  fancy  I  should  sink  ; 
He  fans  and  wafts  me  so, 

I  think  .  .  what  do  I  think  *? 

0  Venus  !  thou  canst  tell .  . 
'Tis  wicked  to  rebel ! ' 

'Twas  Love  :  I  heard  him  speak, 
But  dared  not  turn  my  neck  ; 

1  felt  his  torch  so  near 
And  trembled  so  with  fear 

I  thought  I  should  have  died. 

Guest.  And  was  there  none  beside  ? 

Maid.  The  goddess  in  white  stone 
And  one  young  man  alone, 
His  eyes  upon  the  ground, 
And  lost  in  thought  profound. 
Methinks  I  see  him  yet, 
And  never  can  forget : 
For  I  was  almost  glad 
To  see  him  look  so  sad, 
And  gravely  disapprove 
The  mockery  of  Love. 

Guest.  Should  Love  then  reappear, 
May  that  young  man  be  near, 
And  pray  the  queen  of  beauty 
To  make  him  do  his  duty. 

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The  maid  I  love  ne'er  thought  of  me 
Amid  the  scenes  of  gaiety ; 
But  when  her  heart  or  mine  sank  low, 
Ah  then  it  was  no  longer  so. 
From  the  slant  palm  she  rais'd  her  head, 
And  kist  the  cheek  whence  youth  had  fled. 
Angels  !  some  future  day  for  this, 
Give  her  as  sweet  and  pure  a  kiss. 


All  poets  dream,  and  some  do  nothing  more. 

When  you  have  turn'd  this  paper  o'er, 

You  then  may  tell  me,  if  you  please, 

Which  I  resemble  most  of  these. 

One  morning  as  outstretcht  I  lay, 

Half-covered  by  the  new-mown  hay, 

I  saw  a  bird  high  over-head, 

And  round  him  many  smaller  fled. 

To  me  he  seem'd  a  hawk  or  kite, 
The  little  birds  (who  should  be  in  a  fright, 
Yet  never  are,  as  you  must  oft  have  found) 

Flew  many  after,  many  round. 
Unable  at  full  stretch  to  keep 
My  eyes,  they  wearied  into  sleep  : 
And,  soon  as  I  had  sank  upon  the  grass, 

I  saw  the  large  and  little  pass 
All  into  other  shapes  ;  the  great  one  grew 
Like  Time;   like  full-grown  Loves  the  smaller 

flew: 
All  kept  their  course,  as  they  had  done  before  ; 

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MISCELLANEOUS. 


But  soon  the  less  quite  vanisht ;  he,  the  great, 

Moved  on  in  slow  and  solemn  state, 
Until  I  thought  at  last  he  reacht  the  skies ; 
And  then  I  opened  (somewhat  late)  my  eyes. 


Neither  the  suns  nor  frosts  of  rolling  years 

Dry  up    the   springs  or   change  the  course   of 

tears. 

Sorrow  will  ever  mark  her  stated  days, 
Sacred  as  those  Religion  claims  for  praise. 


Why,  why  repine,  my  pensive  friend, 

At  pleasures  slipt  away  ? 
Some  the  stern  Fates  will  never  lend, 

And  all  refuse  to  stay. 
I  see  the  rainbow  in  the  sky, 

The  dew  upon  the  grass, 
I  see  them,  and  I  ask  not  why 

They  glimmer  or  they  pass. 
With  folded  arms  I  linger  not 

To  call  them  back ;  'twere  Tain  ; 
In  this,  or  in  some  other  spot, 

I  know  they  '11  shine  again. 


Thou  whom  the  wandering  comets  guide, 
0  turn  awhile  to  Virtue's  side, 
Goddess  by  all  adored  !  and  deign 
Once  more  to  smile  on  rising  Spain. 
No  secret  pang  my  bosom  wrings 
For  prostrate  lords  and  captive  kings ; 
I,  mighty  Power,  invoke  thy  aid 
To  Valour  crost  and  Faith  betray'd. 
0  leave  the  marshal'd  ranks  of  war, 
Nor  blindly  urge  Bellona's  car, 
When  hearts  so  generous,  arms  so  brave, 
Eesist  the  conqueror,  spurn  the  slave, 
And,  striking  home  for  equal  laws, 
Pray  Fortune  to  sustain  the  cause. 
Not  such  is  theirs  as  wafted  o'er 
The  crescent  and  the  crafty  Moor ; 
No  tears  for  virgin  honour  flow, 
No  father  calls  the  avenging  foe ; 
Napoleon  leads  no  faithless  host, 
Nor  tears  the  heart  that  trusts  him  most : 
A  rescued  son,  a  prince  restored, 
Against  his  country  draws  the  sword, 
And  wily  priests  in  vengeful  mood 
Surround  their  fires  with  dykes  of  blood  : 
Turn  then,  0  Fortune,  and  sustain 
The  cause  of  Freedom  and  of  Spain  ! 


Humblest  among  the  vernal  train,       • 
In  giddy  Flora's  gustful  reign, 

Uplift,  uplift  thy  timid  eyes  ! 
The  violet  shuns  the  trying  hour, 
Soon  sheds  the  rose  its  fondled  flower, 

The  gaudy  tulip  flaunts  and  dies. 


When  Autumn  mourns  his  gloomy  end, 
When  rains  and  howling  blasts  descend, 

When  hill  and  vale  and  wood  are  bare, 
Before  my  path  thy  light  I  see, 
And  tho'  no  other  smiles  to  me, 

Thou  smilest,  here  and  everywhere. 
What  name  more  graceful  couldst  thou  chuse 
Than  Caledonia's  pastoral  Muse, 

Breath'd  in  the  mellow  reed  of  Burns  1 
Art  thou  not  proud  that  name  to  share 
With  her  from  whom,  so  passing  fair, 

No  heart  unconquer'd  e'er  returns  1 


Let  this  man  smile,  and  that  man  sigh 

To  see  the  wheels  of  Fashion  whirl ; 
Place  me  in  some  cool  arbour  nigh 

My  mild  and  modest  country  girl ; 
Or  under  whitening  poplars,  high 

O'er  flirting  brooks,  that  glance  and  purl 
To  attract  such  flowers  as  peer  and  pry, 

My  mild  and  modest  country  girl ! 
"  Wguld  you  not  tire  there  V  .  .  no,  not  I. 

Acids  that  melt  the  richest  pearl 
Are  envy,  pride,  satiety, 

My  mild  and  modest  country  girl ! 
Power,  office,  title . .  np  they  fly 

Against  one  light  and  sunny  curl, 
That  plays  above  thine  azure  eye, 

My  mild  and  modest  country  girl. 
Knighthood's  new  spur  the  squire  would  try, 

And  viscount  be  emblazon'd  earl : 
Content  is  only  seated  by 

My  mild  and  modest  country  girl. 
Possession  kings  must  fortify 

With  moat  and  barbican  and  merl : 
Thine  dwells  in  free  security, 

My  mild  and  modest  country  girl ! 
Great  riches,  great  authority 

Turn  the  best-tempered  to  a  churl  ; 
With  health  and  thee  no  crosses  lie, 

My  mild  and  modest  country  girl  ! 
Tho'  Fame  and  Glory  to  the  sky 

Ambition's  wind-worn  flag  unfurl, 
With'thee  I  'd  live,  for  thee  I  'd  die, 

My  mild  and  modest  country  girl ! 

Thus  round  and  round  thee  busily 
Teaching  my  tinkling  rhymes  to  twirl, 

I  did  not  well  hear  thy  reply, 

My  mild  and  modest  country  girl !  * 


You  hate  amid  the  pomp  of  prayer 
The  incense.  So  then  Beauty  hates 

What  warms  for  her  the  cruder  air, 
Awakes  the  Graces,  soothes  the  Fates ! 


*  If  the  reader  has  any  curiosity  to  know  the  origin  of 
these  trifling  verses,  they  were  composed  on  the  remark 
of  a  scholar,  that  pue.lla  in  its  cases  ended  many  in  Latin, 
and  that  girl  ended  none  in  ours,  from  the  impossibility 
of  finding  such  a  rhyme  as  would  suit  the  subject. 


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It  rises  with  soft  clouds  about  it, 
It  sinks,  and  melts  itself  away ; 

Prayers  are  of  little  use  without  it, 
And  with  it  few  men  vainly  pray. 


The  wisest  of  us  all,  when  woe 
Darkens  our  narrow  path  below, 
Are  childish  to  the  last  degree, 
And  think  what  is  must  always  be. 
It  rains,  and  there  is  gloom  around, 
Slippery  and  sullen  is  the  ground, 
And  slow  the  step  ;  within  our  sight 
Nothing  is  cheerful,  nothing  bright. 
Meanwhile  the  sun  on  high,  altho' 
We  will  not  think  it  can  be  so, 
Is  shining  at  this  very  hour 
In  all  his  glory,  all  his  power, 
And  when  the  cloud  is  past,  again 
Will  dry  up  every  drop  of  rain. 


The  burden  of  an  ancient  rhyme 

Is,  "  By  the  forelock  seize  on  Time." 

Time  in  some  corner  heard  it  said  ; 

Pricking  his  ears,  away  he  fled ; 

And,  seeing  me  upon  the  road, 

A  hearty  curse  on  me  bestow'd. 

"  What  if  I  do  the  same  by  thee  1 

How  wouldst  thou  like  it  ? "  thunder'd  he, 

And,  without  answer  thereupon, 

Seizing  my  forelock  . .  it  was  gone. 

CXLI. 

Will  mortals  never  know  each  other's  station 
Without  the  herald  ]    0  abomination  ! 
Milton,  even  Milton,  rankt  with  living  men  ! 
Over  the  highest  Alps  of  mind  he  marches, 
And  far  below  him  spring  the  baseless  arches 
Of  Iris,  coloring  dimly  lake  and  fen. 


Eemind  me  not,  thou  grace  of  serious  mien  ! 

That  thy  fresh  beauties  are  but  frail  as  flowers ; 

Eloquent  lip,  and  lucid  eye,  and  all 

That  our  fond  senses  vainly  seize  upon 

And  can  not  hold  ;  those  undulatin^lights 

Baffling  our  aspirations,  casting  down 

Our  venturous  sight,  and  almost  our  desires. 

Keligion  too  comes  in  :  she  claims  a  right 

Of  audience  ;  she  reproves  the  worshipper 

Of  earthly  image ;  such  she  calls  even  thee. 

I  bend  my  head  before  her,  nor  deny 

Her  potency  of  argument,  yet  gaze 

Incredulous  awhile,  and  only  say : 

"Pardon,  0  thou  from  Heaven  !  who  knowest  best ! 

Stars,  if  composed  of  earth,  yet  still  are  stars, 

And  must  be  lookt  at  with  uplifted  eyes. 


Tell  me,  perverse  young  year ! 
Why  is  the  morn  so  drear  1 
Is  there  no  flower  to  twine  ? 


Away,  thou  churl,  away  ! 
'Tis  Rose's  natal  day, 

Reserve  thy  frown  for  mine. 


ON    RECEIVING   A  BOOK    TO    WRITE    IN. 

Tost  in  what  corner  hast  thou  lain  1 
And  why  art  thou  come  back  again  ? 
I  should  as  soon  have  thought  to  see 
One  risen  from  the  dead  as  thee. 
I  have  survived  my  glory  now 
Three  years ;  but  just  the  same  art  thou ; 
I  am  not  quite ;  and  three  years  hence 
I  may  have  lept  that  ugly  fence, 
Which  men  attempt  to  shirk  in  vain, 
And  never  can  leap  back  again. 
But  welcome,  welcome  !  thou  art  sent 
I  know  on  generous  thoughts  intent ; 
And  therefore  thy  pale  cheeks  I  '11  kiss 
Before  I  scribble  more  than  this. 


A   SEA-SHELL   SPEAKS. 

Of  late  among  the  rocks  I  lay,    ' 
But  just  behind  the  fretful  spray, 
When  suddenly  a  step  drew  near, 
And  a  man's  voice,  distinct  and  clear, 
Convey'd  this  solace . . 

"  Come  with  me, 
Thou  little  outcast  of  the  sea  ! 
Our  destiny,  poor  shell,  is  one  ; 
We  both  may  shine,  but  shine  alone  : 
Both  are  deprived  of  all  we  had 
In  earlier  days  to  make  us  glad, 
Or  ask  us  why  we  should  be  sad  : 
Which  (you  may  doubt  it  as  you  will) 
To  manly  hearts  is  dearer  still." 
I  felt,  ere  half  these  words  were  o'er, 
A  few  salt  drops  on  me  once  more. 


CXLVI.  ' 

Often  I  have  heard  it  said 
That  her  lips  are  ruby-red. 
Little  heed  I  what  they  say, 
I  have  seen  as  red  as  they. 
Ere  she  smiled  on  other  men, 
Real  rubies  were  they  then. 

When  she  kist  me  once  in  play, 
Rubies  were  less  bright  than  they, 
And  less  bright  were  those  which  shone 
In  the  palace  of  the  Sun. 
Will  they  be  as  bright  again  1 
Not  if  kist  by  other  men. 


In  spring  and  summer  winds  may  blow, 
And  rains  fall  after,  hard  and  fast ; 

The  tender  leaves,  if  beaten  low, 
Shine  but  the  more  for  shower  and  blast. 


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But  when  their  fated  hour  arrives, 

When  reapers  long  have  left  the  field, 
When  maidens  rifle  turn'd-up  hives, 

And  their  last  juice  fresh  apples  yield, 
A  leaf  perhaps  may  still  remain 

Upon  some  solitary  tree, 
Spite  of  the  wind  and  of  the  rain  . . 

A  thing  you  heed  not  if  you  see . . 
At  last  it  falls.    Who  cares  ?  not  one  : 

And  yet  no  power  on  earth  can  ever 
Eeplace  the  fallen  leaf  upon 

Its  spray,  so  easy  to  dissever. 
If  such  be  love  I  dare  not  say, 

Friendship  is  such,  too  well  I  know, 
I  have  enjoy'd  my  summer  day ; 

'Tis  past ;  my  leaf  now  lies  below. 


ON   RECEIVING   A   PORTRAIT. 

To  gaze  on  you  when  life's  last  gleams  decline, 
And    hold    your    hand,    to    the    last  clasp,    in 

mine  .  . 

Of  these  two  wishes,  these  my  only  two, 
One  has  been  granted,  gentle  maid,  by  you  : 
Were  thus  the  other  certain,  I  should  go, 
And  leave  but  one  man  happier  here  below. 


Beauty's  pure  native  gems,  ye  quivering  hairs ! 

Once  mingled  with  my  own, 
While  soft  desires,  ah  me  !  were  all  the  cares 

Two  idle  hearts  had  known. 
How  is  it,  when  I  take  ye  from  the  shrine 

Which  holds  one  treasure  yet, 
That  ye,  now  all  of  Nancy  that  is  mine, 

Shrink  from  my  fond  regret  ] 
Ye  leaves  that  droop  not  with  the  plant  that 
bore  ye, 

Start  ye  before  my  breath  1 
Shrink  ye  from  tender  Love  who  would  adore 

ye, 

0  ye  who  fear  not  Death  ! 


SENT    TO   A    LADY    WITH    FLOWERS. 

Take  the  last  flowers  your  natal  day 

May  ever  from  my  hand  receive  !  p 
Sweet  as  the  former  ones  are  they, 

And  sweet  alike  be  those  they  leave. 
Another,  in  the  year  to  come, 

May  offer  them  to  smiling  eyes  ; 
That  smile  would  wake  me  from  the  tomb, 

That  smile  would  win  me  from  the  skies. 


Whatever  England's  fields  display, 
The  fairest  scenes  are  thine,  Torbay  ! 
Not  even  Liguria's  sunny  shore 
With  palm  and  aloe  pleas'd  me  more. 
Sorrento  softer  tele  may  tell, 
Parthenope  sound  louder  shell, 


Amalfi,  Ocean's  proudest  boast, 

Show  loftier  hills  and  livelier  coast, 

Where  Nereids  hear  the  nightly  flute, 

And  gather  fresh  such  morning  fruit 

As  hangs  within  their  highth,  and  shows 

Its  golden  gleam  thro'  glossy  boughs. 

But,  with  thy  dark  oak-woods  behind, 

Here  stretcht  against  the  western  wind 

The  sails  that  from  the  Zuyderzee 

Brought  him  who  left  our  fathers  free. 

Yet  (shame  upon  me  !)  I  sometimes 

Have  sighed  awhile  for  other  climes, 

Where,  tho'  no  mariner,  I  too 

Whistled  aloft  my  little  crew  : 

'Twas  now  to  spar,  'twas  now  to  fence, 

'Twas  now  to  fathom  Shakspeare's  sense, 

And  now  to  trace  the  hand  divine 

That  guided  Raffael's  faultless  line. 

And  then  we  wonder  who  could  raise 

The  massy  walls  at  which  we  gaze, 

Where  amid  songs  and  village  glee 

Soars  immemorial  Fiesole. 

At  last  we  all  in  turn  declare 

We  know  not  who  the  Cyclops  were. 

"  But  the  Pelasgians  !  those  are  true  ]" 

"  I  know  as  much  of  them  as  you." 

"  Pooh !  nonsense !  you  may  tell  us  so  ; 

Impossible  you  should  not  know  !" 

Then  plans,  to  find  me  out,  they  lay, 

Which  will  not  fail  another  day. 

England,  in  all  thy  scenes  so  fair, 

Thou  canst  not  show  what  chann'd  me  there ! 


With  rosy  hand  a  little  girl  prest  down 
A  boss  of  fresh-cull 'd  cowslips  in  a  rill : 
Often  as  they  sprang  up  again,  a  frown 
Show'd  she  disliked  resistance  to  her  will : 
But  when  they  droopt  their  heads  and  shone 

much  less, 

She  shook  them  to  and  fro,  and  threw  them  by, 
And  tript  away.     "  Ye  loathe  the  heaviness 
Ye  love  to  cause,  my  little  girls ! "  thought  I, 
"And  what   had  shone  for  you,  by  you  must 

die." 

CLIII. 

Very  true,  the  linnets  sing 
Sweetest  in  the  leaves  of  spring  : 
You  have  found  in  all  these  leaves 
That  which  changes  and  deceives, 
And,  to  pine  by  sun  or  star, 
Left  them,  false  ones  as  they  are. 
But  there  be  who  walk  beside 
Autumn's,  till  they  all  have  died, 
And  who  lend  a  patient  ear 
To  low  notes  from  branches  sere. 

CLIV. 

ON  HAIR  FALLING  OFF  AFTER  AN  ILLNESS. 

Conon  was  he  whose  piercing  eyes 
Saw  Berenice's  hair  surmount  the  skies, 

Saw  Venus  spring  away  from  Mars 
And  twirl  it  round  and  fix  it  'mid  the  stars. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


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Then  every  poet  who  had  seen 
The  glorious  sight  sang  to  the  youthful  queen, 

Until  the  many  tears  were  dried, 
Shed  for  that  hair  by  that  most  lovely  bride. 

Hair  far  more  beauteous  be  it  mine 
Not  to  behold  amid  the  lights  divine, 

But  gracing,  as  it  graced  before, 
A  brow  serene  which  happier  men  adore. 


First  bring  me  Raffael,  who  alone  hath  seen 
In  all  her  purity  Heaven's  virgin  queen, 
Alone  hath  felt  true  beauty ;  bring  me  then 
Titian,  ennobler  of  the  noblest  men ; 
And  next  the  sweet  Correggio,  nor  chastise 
His  little  Cupids  for  those  wicked  eyes. 
I  want  not  Kubens's  pink  puffy  bloom, 
Nor  Rembrandt's  glimmer  in  a  dusty  room. 
With  those,  and  Poussin's  nymph-frequented 

woods, 

His  templed  highths  and  long-drawn  solitudes 
I  am  content,  yet  fain  would  look  abroad 
On  one  warm  sunset  of  Ausonian  Claude. 


FAREWELL   TO    ITALY. 

I  leave  thee,  beauteous  Italy  !  no  more 

From  the  high  terraces,  at  even-tide, 

To  look  supine  into  thy  depths  of  sky, 

Thy  golden  moon  between  the  cliff  and  me, 

Or  thy  dark  spires  of  fretted  cypresses 

Bordering  the  channel  of  the  milky-way. 

Fiesole  and  Valdarno  must  be  dreams 

Hereafter,  and  my  own  lost  Affrico 

Murmur  to  me  but  in  the  poet's  song. 

I  did  believe  (what  have  I  not  believed  1) 

Wtary  with  age,  but  unopprest  by  pain, 

To  close  in  thy  soft  clime  my  quiet  day 

And  rest  my  bones  in  the  Mimosa's  shade.   ' 

Hope  !  Hope !  few  ever  cherisht  thee  so  little ; 

Few  are  the  heads  thou  hast  so  rarely  raised  ; 

But  thou  didst  promise  this,  and  all  was  well. 

For  we  are  fond  of  thinking  where  to  lie 

When  every  pulse  hath  ceast,  when  the  lone  heart 

Can  lift  no  aspiration  .  .  reasoning 

As  if  the  sight  were  unimpaired  by  death, 

Were  unobstructed  by  the  coffin-lid, 

And  the  sun  cheered  corruption  !     Over  all 

The  smiles  of  Nature  shed  a  potent  charm, 

And  light  us  to^our  chamber  at  the  grave. 


He  who  sees  rising  from  some  open  down 

A  column,  stately,  beautiful,  and  pure, 
Its  rich  expansive  capital  would  crown 

With  glorious  statue,  which  might  long  endure, 
And  bring  men  under  it  to  gaze  and  sigh 

And  wish  that   honour'd  creature  they  had 

known, 
Whose  name  the  deep  inscription  lets  not  die. 

I  raise  that  statue  and  inscribe  that  stone. 


There  may  be  many  reasons  why, 

0  ancient  land  of  Kong-Fu-Tsi ! 
Some  fain  would  make  the  little  feet 
Of  thy  indwellers  run  more  fleet. 
But  while,  as  now,  before  my  eyes 
The  steams  of  thy  sweet  herb  arise, 
Amid  bright  vestures,  faces  fair, 
Long  eyes,  and  closely  braided  hair, 
And  many  a  bridge  and  many  a  barge, 
And  many  a  child  and  bird  as  large, 

1  can  not  wish  thee  wars  nor  woes . . 
And  when  thy  lovely  single  rose, 
Which  every  morn  I  haste  to  see, 
Smiles  with  fresh-opened  flower  on  me, 
And  when  I  think  what  hand  it  was 
Cradled  the  nursling  in  its  vase, 

By  all  thy  Gods  !  0  ancient  land  ! 
I  wish  thee  and  thy  laws  to  stand. 


TO  ONE  WHO  SAID  SHE  SHOULD  LOVE  AT  FIRST  SIGHT. 

When  sea-born  Venus  guided  o'er 
Her  warrior  to  the  Punic  shore, 
Around  that  radiant  head  she  threw 
In  deep'ning  clouds  ambrosial  dew  : 
But  when  the  Tyrian  queen  drew  near, 
The  light  pour'd  round  him  fresh  and  clear. 
Ill-starr'd  Elisa!  hence  arose 
Her  faithless  joys,  her  stedfast  woes, 
Sighs,  that  with  life  alone  expire, 
And  flames  that  light  the  funeral  pyre, 
0  Goddess  !  if  that  peerless  maid 
Thou  hast  w^th  every  grace  array'd, 
Must,  listening  to  thy  gentle  voice, 
Fix  at  first  view  th'  eternal  choice . . 
Suspend  the  cloud  before  her  eyes 
Until  some  godlike  man  arise  ; 
One  of  such  wisdom  that  he  knows 
How  much  he  wins,  how  much  he  owes ; 
One  in  whose  breast  united  lie 
Calm  courage  and  firm  constancy  ; 
Whose  genius  makes  the  world  his  own, 
Whose  glory  rests  in  her  alone. 

OLX. 

ON  AN  ECLIPSE  OF  THE  MOON. 
Struggling,  and  faint,  and  fainter  didst  thou  wane, 
0  Moon  !  and  round  thee  all  thy  starry  train 
lame  forth  to  help  thee,  with  half-open  eyes, 
And  trembled  every  one  with  still  surprise, 
That  the  black  Spectre  should  have  dared  assail 
Their  beauteous  queen  and  seize  her  sacred  veil. 


Reprehend,  if  thou  wilt,  the  vain  phantasm,  0 

Reason ! 
Of  the  breast  we  have  lean'd  on,  the  hand  we 

have  linkt, 

That  dream  is  so  vivid  at  no  other  season 
As  when  friendship  is    silent   and  love    is 
extinct. 


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CLXII. 
ON    SHAKSPEARE. 


In  poetry  there  is  but  one  supreme, 

Tho'  there  are  many  angels  round  his  throne, 

Mighty,  and  beauteous,  while  his  face  is  hid. 


There  is,  alas !  a  chill,  a  gloom, 

About  my  solitary  room 

That  will  not  let  one  flowret  bloom 

Even  for  you : 

The  withering  leaves  appear  to  say, 
"  Shine  on,  shine  on,  0  lovely  May  ! 
But  we  meanwhile  must  drop  away." 

Light !  life !  adieu. 


Ternissa  !  you  are  fled  ! 

I  say  not  to  the  dead, 
But  to  the  happy  ones  who  rest  below  : 

For,  surely,  surely,  where 

Your  voice  and  graces  are, 
Nothing  of  death  can  any  feel  or  know. 

Girls  who  delight  to  dwell 

Where  grows  most  asphodel, 
Gather  to  their  calm  breasts  each  word  you  speak : 

The  mild  Persephone 

Places  you  on  her  knee, 
And  your  cool  palm  smoothes  down  stern  Pluto's 

cheek. 


PRAYER   OF   THE    BEES   TO    ALCIPHRON. 

There  was  a  spinner  in  the  days  of  old, 

So  proud,  so  bold, 

She  thought  it  neither  shame  nor  sin 
To  challenge  Pallas  to  come  down  and  spin. 
The  goddess  won,  and  forced  the  crone  to  hide  her 
Ugly  old  head  and  shrink  into  a  spider. 

The  bees  were  frighten'd,  for  they  knew 
Within  their  prudent  breasts  that  few 

Had  so  much  skill  as  they ; 
And  she  who  gave  the  olive  might 
Be  angry,  if  they  show'd  that  light 
As  pure  and  bright 

Could  shine  on  mortals  any  other  way. 

So  not  a  syllable  said  they  of  wax, 
But  cover'd  it  with  honey,  lest  a  tax 

Be  laid  upon  it  by  the  Powers  above. 
Another  goddess,  no  less  mighty 
Than  Pallas,  men  call  Aphrodite, 

The  queen  of  love. 

Honey  she  likes  and  all  things  sweet, 
And,  when  she  came  among  the  swarms, 
They  said,  "Othou  whence  love  hath  all  its  charms 
Grant  him  who  saved  us  what  we  now  entreat. 

'Tis  one  whom  we 

Are  used  to  see 

Among  our  thyme  and  ivy-flowers 
Throughout  the  matin  and  the  vesper  hours, 


Fonder  of  silence  than  of  talk ; 

Yet  him  we  heard  one  morning  say  : 
'  Gardener !  do  not  sweep  away 
The  citron  blossoms  from  the  gravel-walk  :' 
It  might  disturb  or  wound  my  bees ; 
So  lay  aside  that  besom,  if  you  please.' 
He  for  whose  weal  we  supplicate  is  one 
Thou  haply  may'st  remember,  Alciphron. 
We  know  that  Pallas  has  lookt  down 
Sometimes  on  him  without  a  frown, 
Yet  must  confess  we  're  less  afraid 
Of  you  than  that  Hymettian  maid. 
Give  him,  0  goddess,  we  implore, 
Not  honey  (we  can  that)  but  more. 
We  are  poor  bees,  and  can  not  tell 
If  there  be  aught  he  loves  as  well ; 
But  we  do  think  we  heard  him  say 
There  is,  and  something  in  your  way. 

Our  stories  tell  us,  when  your  pretty  child 
Who  drives  (they  say)  so  many  mortals  wild, 
Vext  one  of  our  great-aunts  until  she  stung  ; 

Away  he  flew,  and  wrung, 
Stamping,  his  five  loose  fingers  at  the  smart, 

You  chided  him,  and  took  our  part. 
May  the  cross  Year,  fresh-wakened,  blow  sharp 

dust 
Into  their  eyes  who  say  thou  art  unjust." 


You  love  me ;  but  if  I  confess 
That  I  in  turn  love  you  no  less, 
I  know  that  you  will  glance  aside 
With  real  or  aft'ected  pride ; 
And,  be  it  true  or  be  it  feign'd, 
My  bosom  would  alike  be  pain'd, 
So  that  I  will  not  tell  you  now 
Whether  I  love ;  and  as  for  vow  . . 
You  may  demand  it  ten  times  over, 
And  never  win  from  wary  lover. 
Mind !  if  we  men  would  be  as  blest 
For  ever  as  when  first  carest, 
We  must  excite  a  little  fear, 
And  sometimes  almost  domineer. 


One  morning  in  the  spring  I  sate 

Kicking  my  heels  upon  a  gate, 

The  birds  were  singing  all  around, 

And  cowslips  sunn'd  the  sheeny  ground, 

And  next  to  me  above  the  post 

A  certain  shrub  its  branches  tost, 

Seeming  to  whisper  in  my  ear, 

"  Have  you  no  song  for  her  so  dear  ? " 

Now  never  in  my  life  could  I 

Write  at  command ;  I  know  not  why. 

I  tried  to  write ;  I  tried  in  vain  ; 

The  little  birds,  to  mock  my  pain, 

Sang  cheerily ;  and  every  note 

Seem'd  rushing  from  a  clearer  throat. 

I  was  half-mad  to  think  that  they 

So  easily  should  win  the  day. 

The  slender  shrub  I  thought  held  down 

Its  head  to  whisper  "  What  a  clown  ! " 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


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Stung  by  its  touch  and  its  reproof, 
And  saying,  "  Keep  your  thorns  aloof," 
Unconsciously  I  spoke  the  name, 
And  verses  in  full  chorus  came. 


TO    LADY    CALDWELL. 

Sophy  !  before  the  fond  adieu 

We  long  but  shrink  to  say, 
And  while  the  home  prepared  for  you 

Looks  dark  at  your  delay, 
Before  the  graces  you  disclose 

By  fresh  ones  are  o'ershaded, 
And  duties  rise  more  grave  than  those, 

To  last  when  those  are  faded, 
It  will  not  weary  you,  I  know, 

To  hear  again  the  voice 
First  heard  where  Arno's  waters  flow 

And  Flora's  realms  rejoice. 
Of  beauty  not  a  word  have  I 

(As  thousands  have)  to  say, 
Of  vermeil  lip  or  azure  eye 

Or  cheek  of  blushful  May. 
The  gentle  temper  blessing  all, 

The  smile  at  Envy's  leer, 
Are  yours;  and  yours  at  Pity's  call 

The  heart-assuaging  tear. 
Many  can  fondle  and  caress .  . 

No  other  have  I  known 
Proud  of  a  sister's  loveliness, 

Unconscious  of  her  own. 

CLXIX. 
To  write  as  your  sweet  mother  does 

Is  all  you  wish  to  do. 
Play,  sing,  and  smile  for  others,  Eose ! 

Let  others  write  for  you. 
Or  mount  again  your  Dartmoor  grey, 

And  I  will  walk  beside, 
Until  we  reach  that  quiet  bay 

Which  only  hears  the  tide. 
Then  wave  at  me  your  pencil,  then       '. 

At  distance  bid  me  stand, 
Before  the  cavern'd  cliff,  again 

The  creature  of  your  hand. 
And  bid  me  then  go  past  the  nook, 

To  sketch  me  less  in  size ; 
There  are  but  few  content  to  look 

So  little  in  your  eyes. 
Delight  us  with  the  gifts  you  have, 

And  wish  for  none  beyond  : 
To  some  be  gay,  to  some  be  grave, 

To  one  (blest  youth  !)  be  fond. 
Pleasures  there  are  how  close  to  Pain, 

And  better  unpossest ! 
Let  poetry's  too  throbbing  vein 

Lie  quiet  in  your  breast. 

CLXX. 
From  leaves  unopen'd  yet,  those  eyes  she  lifts, 

Which  never  youthful  eyes  could  safely  view. 
"  A  book  or  flower,  such  are  the  only  gifts 

I  like  to  take,  nor  like  them  least  from  you." 


A  voice  so  sweet  it  needs  no  music's  aid 
Spake  it,  and  ceast :  we,  offering  both,  reply  : 

These  tell  the  dull  old  tale  that  bloom  must 

fade, 
This  the  bright  truth  that  genius  can  not  die. 


CHRISTMAS    HOLLY. 

Bethink  we  what  can  mean 
The  holly's  changeless  green, 

Unyielding  leaves,  and  seeds  blood-red  : 
These,  while  the  smoke  below 
Curls  slowly  upward,  show 

Faith  how  her  gentle  Master  bled. 
Those  drop  not  at  the  touch 
Of  busy  over-much, 

They  shrink  not  at  the  blazing  grate ; 
And  the  same  green  remains, 
As  when  autumnal  rains 

Nurst  them  with  milky  warmth  of  late. 
The  stedfast  bough  scarce  bends, 
But  hang  it  over  friends 

And  suddenly  what  thoughts  there  spring  ! 
Harsh  voices  all  grow  dumb, 
While  myriad  pleasures  come 

Beneath  Love's  ever-widening  wing. 


In  age  the  memory,  as  the  eye  itself, 
Sees  near  things  indistinctly,  far  things  well, 
And  often  that  which  happen'd  years  ago 
Seems  sprung  from  yesterday,  while  yesterday's 
Fair  birth  lies  half-forgotten  and  deform'd. 


Various  the  roads  of  life ;  in  one 
All  terminate,  one  lonely  way. 

We  go ;  and  "  Is  he  gone  ] " 
Is  all  our  best  friends  say. 


Something  (ah  !  tell  me  what)  there  is 
To  cause  that  melting  tone. 

I  fear  a  thought  has  gone  amiss, 
Returning  quite  alone. 


Never  may  storm  thy  peaceful  bosom  vex, 

Thou  lovely  Exe ! 
O'er  whose  pure  stream  that  music  yesternight 

Pour'd  fresh  delight, 
And  left  a  vision  for  the  eye  of  Morn 

To  laugh  to  scorn, 
Showing  too  well  how  Love  once  led  the  Hours 

In  Youth's  green  bowers ; 
Vision  too  blest  for  even  Hope  to  see,  j 

Were  Hope  with  me ; 
Vision  my  fate  at  once  forbids  to  stay 
Or  pass  away. 


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MISCELLANEOUS. 


FOR   THE   ALBUM    OF    THE   DUCHESS   DE    QUICHE. 

Children  !  while  childhood  lasts,  one  day 
Alone  be  less  your  gush  of  play. 
As  you  ascend  that  cloven  steep 
Whence  Lerici  o'erlooks  the  deep, 
And  watch  the  hawk  and  plover  soar, 
And  bow-winged  curlew  quit  the  shore, 
Think  not,  as  graver  heads  might  do, 
The  same  with  equal  ease  could  you ; 
So  light  your  spirits  and  your  forms, 
So -fearless  is  your  race  of  storms. 

Mild  be  the  sunbeams,  mild  the  gales, 
Along  Liguria's  pendent  vales, 
Whether  from  changeful  Magra  sped 
Or  Tanaro's  unquiet  bed. 
Let  Apennine  and  Alpine  snows 
Be  husht  into  unwaked  repose, 
While  Italy  gives  back  again 
More  charms  and  virtues  than  remain, 
Which  France  with  loftier  pride  shall  own 
Than  all  her  brightest  arms  have  won. 


No,  my  own  love  of  other  years ! 

No,  it  must  never  be. 
Much  rests  with  you  that  yet  endears, 

Alas !  but  what  with  me  ? 
Could  those  bright  years  o'er  me  revolve 

So  gay,  o'er  you  so  fair, 
The  pearl  of  life  we  would  dissolve 

And  each  the  cup  might  share. 
You  show  that  truth  can  ne'er  decay, 

Whatever  fate  befals ; 
I,  that  the  myrtle  and  the  bay 

Shoot  fresh  on  ruin'd  walls. 


The  brightest  mind,  when  sorrow  sweeps  across, 
Becomes  the  gloomiest ;  so  the  stream,  that  ran 
Clear  as  the  light  of  heaven  ere  autumn  closed, 
When  wintry  storm  and  snow  and  sleet  descend, 
Is  darker  than  the  mountain  or  the  moor. 

CLXXIX. 

Heron  !  of  grave  career  !  whose  lordly  croaks 
Claim  as  inheritance  Bodryddan's  oaks, 

I  come  no  radical  to  question  rights  : 
But,  one  word  in  your  ear,  most  noble  sir ! 
If  you  may  croak,  I  sure  may  sing,  to  her 

Who  in  my  voice,  as  in  your  own,  delights. 
"  Most  potent,  grave,  and    reverend   signer ! ' 

Heron ! 
High  as  the  station  is  you  now  appear  on, 

I  see  you  perch  upon  it,  nor  repine  : 
About  our  voice  we  may  perhaps  dispute, 
As  for  our  seat,  on  that  you  must  be  mute : 

Yours  but  a  Dryad  rais'd,  a  Grace  rais'd  mine. 

CLXXX. 

Life  (priest  and  poet  say)  is  but  a  dream ; 
I  wish  no  happier  one  than  to  be  laid 
Beneath  a  cool  syringa's  scented  shade, 

Or  wavy  willow,  by  the  running  stream, 


Brimful  of  moral,  where  the  dragon-fly, 
Wanders  as  careless  and  content  as  I. 

Thanks  for  this  fancy,  insect  king, 

Of  purple  crest  and  filmy  wing, 

Who  with  indifference  givest  up 

The  water-lily's  golden  cup, 

To  come  again  and  overlook 

What  I  am  writing  in  my  book. 

Believe  me,  most  who  read  the  line 

Will  read  with  hornier  eyes  than  thine  ; 

And  yet  their  souls  shall  live  for  ever, 

And  thine  drop  dead  into  the  river ! 

God  pardon  them,  0  insect  king, 

Who  fancy  so  unjust  a  thing ! 

CLXXXI. 

Thou  pityest ;  and  why  hidest  thou  thy  pity  ? 
Let  the  warm  springs  of  thy  full  heart  gush  forth 
Before  the  surface  cool :  no  fear  that  ever 
The  inner  fountain  a  fresh  stream  deny. 

CLXXXII. 

Absent  is  she  thou  lovest  ?  be  it  so ; 

Yet  there  is  what  should  drive  away  thy  woe 

And  make  the  night  less  gloomy  than  the 

day. 

Absent  she  may  be ;  yet  her  love  appears 
Close  by ;  and  thro'  the  labyrinth  of  the  ears 
Her  voice's  clue  to  the  prone  heart  makes 
way. 

CLXXXIII. 
Rightly  you  say  you  do  not  know 
How  much,  my  little  maid,  you  owe 

My  guardian  care.    The  veriest  dunce 
Beats  me  at  reckoning.    Pray,  permit 
My  modesty  to  limit  it, 

Nor  urge  me  to  take  all  at  once. 
You  are  so  young,  I  dare  not  say 
I  might  demand  from  you  each  day 

Of  a  long  life  a  lawful  kiss. 
I,  so  much  older,  won't  repine 
If  you  pay  me  one,  each  of  mine, 

But  be  exact ;  begin  with  this. 


''  Do  you  remember  me  ?  or  are  you  proud  ? " 
Lightly  advancing  thro'  her  star-trimm'd  crowd, 

lanthe  said,  and  lookt  into  my  eyes. 
'  A  yes,  a  yes,  to  both  :  for  Memory 
Where  you  but  once  have  been  must  ever  be, 

And  at  your  voice  Pride  from  his  throne  must 


f  o  charm  can  stay,  no  medicine  can  assuage, 
["he  sad  incurable  disease  of  age  ; 
)nly  the  hand  in  youth  more  warmly  prest 
tfakes  soft  the  couch  and  calms  the  final  rest. 


Many  may  yet  recal  the  hours 
'hat  saw  thy  lover's  chosen  flowers 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


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Nodding  and  dancing  in  the  shade 
Thy  dark  and  wavy  tresses  made  : 
On  many  a  brain  is  pictured  yet 
Thy  languid  eye's  dim  violet : 
But  who  among  them  all  foresaw 
How  the  sad  snows  which  never  thaw 
Upon  that  head  one  day  should  lie, 
And  love  but  glimmer  from  that  eye  ! 


Yes ;  I  write  verses  now  and  then, 
But  blunt  and  flaccid  is  my  pen, 
No  longer  talkt  of  by  young  men 

As  rather  clever : 

In  the  last  quarter  are  my  eyes, 
You  see  it  by  their  form  and  size ; 
Is  it  not  time  then  to  be  wise  ? 

Or  now  or  never. 

Fairest  that  ever  sprang  from  Eve  ! 
While  Time  allows  the  short  reprieve, 
Just  look  at  me  !  would  you  believe 

'Twas  once  a  lover  ? 

I  can  not  clear  the  five-bar  gate, 
But,  trying  first  its  timber's  state, 
Climb  stiffly  up,  take  breath,  and  wait 
To  trundle  over. 

Thro'  gallopade  I  can  not  swing 

The  entangling  blooms  of  Beauty's  spring : 

I  can  not  say  the  tender  thing, 

Be 't  true  or  false, 

And  am  beginning  to  opine 
Those  girls  are  only  half-divine 
Whose  waists  yon  wicked  boys  entwine 
In  giddy  waltz. 

I  fear  that  arm  above  that  shoulder, 
I  wish  them  wiser,  graver,  older, 
Sedater,  and  no  harm  if  colder 

And  panting  less. 

Ah !  people  were  not  half  so  wild 
In  former  days,  when,  starchly  mild, 
Upon  her  high-heel'd  Essex  smiled 

The  brave  Queen 

CLXXXVIII. 

TO    E.    F. 

No  doubt  thy  little  bosom  beats 

When  sounds  a  wedding  bell, 
No  doubt  it  pants  to  taste  the  sweets 

That  songs  and  stories  tell. 

Awhile  in  shade  content  to  lie, 
Prolong  life's  morning  dream, 

While  others  rise  at  the  first  fly 
That  glitters  on  the  stream. 

CLXXXIX. 

TO    A    SPANIEL. 

No,  Daisy !  lift  not  up  thy  ear, 

It  is  not  she  whose  steps  draw  near. 


Tuck  under  thee  that  leg,  for  she 
Continues  yet  beyond  the  sea, 
And  thou  may'st  whimper  in  thy  sleep 
These  many  days,  and  start  and  weep. 


True,  ah  too  true !  the  generous  breast 

Lies  bare  to  Love  and  Pain. 
May  one  alone,  the  worthier  guest, 

Be  yours,  and  there  remain. 

cxci. 

ON   SEEING   A   HAIR   OP   LUORETIA   BORGIA. 

Borgia,  thou  once  wert  almost  too  august  ^ 
And  high  for  adoration ;  now  thou  'rt  dust. 
All  that  remains  of  thee  these  plaits  unfold, 
Calm  hair,  meandering  in  pellucid  gold. 

CXCII. 

ON    MIGNIONETTE. 

Stranger,  these  little  flowers  are  sweet 
If  you  will  leave  them  at  your  feet, 
Enjoying  like  yourself  the  breeze, 
And  kist  by  butterflies  and  bees ; 
But  if  you  snap  the  fragile  stem 
The  vilest  thyme  outvalues  them. 
Nor  place  nor  flower  would  I  select 
To  make  you  serious  and  reflect. 
This  heaviness  was  always  shed 
Upon  the  drooping  rose's  head. 
Yet  now  perhaps  your  mind  surveys 
Some  village  maid,  in  earlier  days, 
Of  charms  thus  lost,  of  life  thus  set, 
Ah  bruise  not  then  my  Mignionette ! 

CXCIII. 

In  his  own  image  the  Creator  made, 

His  own  pure  sunbeam  quicken'd  thee,  0 
man ! 

Thou  breathing  dial !  since  thy  day  began 
The  present  hour  was  ever  markt  with  shade ! 


WRITTEN   ON   THE   RHINE. 

Swiftly  we  sail  along  thy  stream, 
War-stricken  Ehine  !  and  evening's  gleam 

Shows  us,  throughout  its  course, 
The  gaping  scars  (on  either  side, 
On  every  cliff)  of  guilty  pride 

And  unavailing  force. 
Numberless  castles  here  have  frown'd, 
And  cities  numberless,  spire-crown'd, 

Have  fixt  their  rocky  throne  ; 
Dungeons  too  deep  and  towers  too  high 
Ever  for  Love  to  hear  the  sigh 

Or  Law  avenge  the  groan. 
And,  falser  and  more  violent 
Than  fraudful  War,  Keligion  lent 

Her  scourge  to  quell  the  heart ; 
Striking  her  palsy  into  Youth, 
And  telling  Innocence  that  Truth 

Is  God's,  and  they  must  part. 


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Hence  victim  crowns  and  iron  vows, 
Binding  ten  thousand  to  one  spouse, 

To  keep  them  all  from  sin ! 
Hence,  for  light  dance  and  merry  tale, 
The  cloister's  deep  and  stifling  veil, 

That  shuts  the  world  within. 
Away  !  away !  thou  foulest  pest 
That  ever  broke  man's  inner  rest, 

Pouring  the  poison'd  lie 
How  to  thy  dragon  grasp  is  given 
The  power  of  Earth,  the  price  of  Heaven  !  .  . 

Go !  let  us  live  and  die 
Without  thy  curse  upon  our  head, 
Monster !  with  human  sorrows  fed, 

Lo  !  here  thy  image  stands. 
In  Heidelberg's  lone  chambers,  Rhine 
Shows  what  his  ancient  Palatine 

Received  from  thy  meek  hands ! 
France !  claim  thy  right,  thy  glory  claim, 
Surpassing  Rome's  immortal  fame ! 

For,  more  than  she  could  do 
In  the  long  ages  of  her  toils, 
With  all  her  strength  and  all  her  spoils, 

Thy  heroes  overthrew. 
Crow,  crow  thy  cock !  thy  eagle  soar, 
Fiercer  and  higher  than  before ! 

Thy  boasts  though  few  believe, 
Here  faithful  history  shall  relate 
What  Gallic  hearts  could  meditate 

And  Gallic  hands  achieve.  * 
Fresh  blows  the  gale,  the  scenes  delight, 
Anear,  afar,  on  plain,  on  hight  ; 

But  all  are  far  and  vast : 
Day  follows  day,  and  shows  not  one 
The  weary  heart  could  rest  upon 

To  call  its  own  at  last. 
No  curling  dell,  no  cranky  nook, 
No  sylvan  mead,  no  prattling  brook, 

No  little  lake  that  stands 
Afraid  to  lift  its  fringed  eye 
Of  purest  blue  to  its  own  sky, 

Or  kiss  its  own  soft  sands. 
O !  would  I  were  again  at  home 
(If  any  such  be  mine)  to  roam 

Amid  Lanthony's  bowers, 
Or,  where  beneath  the  alders  flow 
My  Arrow's  waters  still  and  slow, 

Doze  down  the  summer  hours. 

cxcv. 

MALVOLIO. 

Thou  hast  been  very  tender  to  the  moon, 
Malvolio  !  and  on  many  a  daffodil 
And  many  a  daisy  hast  thou  yearn'd,  until 
The  nether  jaw  quiver'd  with  thy  good  heart. 
But  tell  me  now,  Malvolio,  tell  me  true, 
Hast  thou   not    sometimes    driven   from  their 
play 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


*  The  Castle  of  Heidelberg,  the  most  beautiful  residence 
in  the  world,  excepting  the  Alhambra,  was  demolished 
by  Louis  XIV. 


The  village  children,  when  they  came  too  near 
Thy  study,  if  hit  ball  rais'd  shouts  around, 
Or  if  delusive  trap  shook  off  thy  muse, 
Pregnant  with  wonders  for  another  age  ] 
Hast  thou  sat  still  and  patient  (tho'  sore  prest 
Hearthward  to  stoop  and  warm  thy  blue-nail'd 

hand) 

Lest  thou  shouldst  frighten  from  a  frosty  fare 
The  speckled  thrush,  raising  his  bill  aloft 
To  swallow  the  red  berry  on  the  ash 
By  thy  white  window,  three  short  paces  off? 
If  this  thou  hast  not  done,  and  hast  done  that, 
I  do  exile  thee  from  the  moon  twelve  whole 
Calendar  months,  debarring  thee  from  use 
Of  rose,  bud,  blossom,  odour,  simile, 
And  furthermore  I  do  hereby  pronounce 
Divorce  between  the  nightingale  and  thee. 

cxcvi. 

WITH    AN   ALBUM. 

I  know  not  whether  I  am  proud, 
But  this.  I  know,  I  hate  the  crowd  : 
Therefore  pray  let  me  disengage 
My  verses  from  the  motley  page, 
Where  others  far  more  sure  to  please 
Pour  out  their  choral  song  with  ease. 
And  yet  perhaps,  if  some  should  tire 
With  too  much  froth  or  too  much  fire, 
There  is  an  ear  that  may  incline 
Even  to  words  so  dull  as  mine. 


My  serious  son  !  I  see  thee  look 
First  on  the  picture,  then  the  book. 
I  catch  the  wish  that  thou  couldst  paint 
The  yearnings  of  the  ecstatic  saint. 
Give  it  not  up,  my  serious  son ! 
Wish  it  again,  and  it  is  done. 
Seldom  will  any  fail  who  tries 
With  patient  hand  and  stedfast  eyes, 
And  wooes  the  true  with  such  pure  sighs. 


WRITTEN  AT  MR.  KAWSON'S,  WAS-WATER  LIKE. 

Loneliest  of  hills!  from  crimes  and  cares  removed, 
Long  these  old  firs  and  quiet  roofs  protect ! 
Deepest  of  waters,  long  these  scenes  reflect ! 

And,  at  your  side,  their  lord,  the  well-beloved. 

For  modest  Wisdom,  shunning  loud  acclaim, 
Hears  Nature's  voice  call  thro'  it,  and  retreats 
To  her  repose  upon  your  mossy  seats, 

And  in  his  heart  finds  all  he  wants  of  Fame. 


I  pen  these  lines  upon  that  cypher'd  cover 
(Gift,  I  will  answer  for  it,  of  some  lover) 

Which  you  have  open'd  for  me  more  than  once, 
And  when  you  told  me  I  must  write  therein 
And  found  me  somewhat  tardy  to  begin, 

CalPd  me  but  idler,  tho'  you  thought  me  dunce. 

Ah !  this  was  very  kind  in  you,  sweet  maiden, 
But,  sooth  to  say,  my  panniers  are  not  laden 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


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With  half  the  wares  they  bore 

In  days  of  yore. 
Beside,  you  will  believe  ine  when  I  say 

That  many  madcap  dreams  and  fancies, 
As  old  dame  Wisdom  with  her  rod  advances 

Scamper  away. 

cc. 

Give  me  the  eyes  that  look  on  mine, 
And,  when  they  see  them  dimly  shine, 

Are  moister  than  they  were. 
Give  me  the  eyes  that  fain  would  find 
Some  relicks  of  a  youthful  mind 

Amid  the  wrecks  of  care.. 
Give  me  the  eyes  that  catch  at  last 
A  few  faint  glimpses  of  the  past, 

And,  like  the  arkite  dove, 
Bring  back  a  long-lost  olive  bough, 
And  can  discover  even  now 

A  heart  that  once  could  love. 


Loved,  when  my  love  from  all  but  thee  had  flown, 
Come  near  me ;  seat  thee  on  this  level  stone ; 
And,  ere  thou  lookest  o'er  the  churchyard  wall, 
To  catch,  as  once  we  did,  yon  waterfall, 
Look  a  brief  moment  on  the  turf  between, 
And  see  a  tomb  thou  never  yet  hast  seen. 
My  spirit  will  be  sooth'd  to  hear  once  more 
Good-bye  as  gently  spoken  as  before. 


I  leave  with  unreverted  eye  the  towers 

Of  Pisa  pining  o'er  her  desert  stream. 
Pleasure  (they  say)  yet  lingers  in  thy  bowers, 

Florence,  thou  patriot's  sigh,  thou  poet's  dream ! 
0  could  I  find  thee  as  thou  once  wert  known, 

Thoughtful  and  lofty,  liberal  and  free  ! 
But  the  pure  Spirit  from  thy  wreck  has  flown, 

And  only  Pleasure's  phantom  dwells  with  thee. 


Summer  has  doft  his  latest  green, 

And  Autumn  ranged  the  barley-mows. 

So  long  away  then  have  you  been  1 
And  are  you  coming  back  to  close 
The  year  ]  it  sadly  wants  repose. 


Where  Malvern's  verdant  ridges  gleam 

Beneath  the  morning  ray, 
Look  eastward  :  see  Sabrina's  stream 

Roll  rapidly  away : 
Not  even  such  fair  scenes  detain 
Those  who  are  cited  to  the  main. 
It  may  not  be  :  yet  youth  returns, 

Who  runs  (we  hear)  as  fast, 
And  in  my  breast  the  fire  that  burns 

She  promises  shall  last. 
The  lord  of  these  domains  was  one 
Who  loved  me  like  an  only  son.* 


*  Fleetwood  Parkhurst,  of  Ripple  Court,  a  descendant 
of  the  Fleetwoods,  the  Dormers,  and  the  Fortescues. 


I  see  the  garden-walks  so  trim, 

The  house-reflecting  pond, 
I  hear  again  the  voice  of  him 

Who  seldom  went  beyond 
The  Roman  camp's  steep-sloping  side, 
Or  the  long  meadow's  level  ride. 

And  why1?    A  little  girl  there  was 

Who  fixt  his  eyes  on  home, 
Whether  she  roll'd  along  the  grass, 

Or  gates  and  hedges  clomb, 
Or  dared  defy  Alonzo's  tale 
(Hold  but  her  hand)  to  turn  her  pale. 

"  Where  is  she  now  ? "    "  Not  far  away." 
"As  brave  too  1 "    "  Yes,  and  braver  ;" 

She  dares  to  hear  her  hair  turns  gray, 
And  never  looks  the  graver  : 

Nor  will  she  mind  Old  Tell-tale  more 

Than  those  who  sang  her  charms  before. 

How  many  idle  things  were  said 
On  eyes  that  were  but  bright ! 

Their  truer  glory  was  delay'd 
To  guide  his  steps  aright 

Whose  purest  hand  and  loftiest  mind 

Might  lead  the  leaders  of  mankind.* 


ON   THE    DECEASE    OP    MRS.  ROSENHAGEN. 

Ah  yes  !  the  hour  is  come 
When  thou  must  hasten  home, 

Pure  soul !  to  Him  who  calls. 
The  God  who  gave  thee  breath 
Walks  by  the  side  of  Death, 

And  nought  that  step  appals. 

Health  has  forsaken  thee  ; 
Hope  says  thou  soon  shalt  be 

Where  happier  spirits  dwell, 
There  where  one  loving  word 
Alone  is  never  heard, 

That  loving  word,  farewell. 


How  many  voices  gaily  sing, 

"  0  happy  morn,  0  happy  spring 

Of  life  !"     Meanwhile  there  comes  o'er  me 

A  softer  voice  from  Memory, 

And  says,  "  If  loves  and  hopes  have  flown 

With  years,  think  too  what  griefs  are  gone ! " 

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ON  A  VACANT  TOMB  AT  LLANBEDR. 

0  parent  Earth  !  in  thy  retreats 

My  heart  with  holier  fervour  beats, 

And  fearlessly,  thou  knowest  well, 

Contemplates  the  sepulchral  cell. 

Guard,  parent  Earth,  those  trees,  those  flowers, 

Those  refuges  from  wintry  hours, 

Where  every  plant  from  every  clime 

Renews  with  joy  its  native  prime. 


*  Mr.  Rosenhagen  lost  his  sight  by  unremitted  labour 
in  the  public  service.  He  was  private  secretary  to  two 
prime  ministers,  Perceval  and  Vnnsittart. 


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Long  may  the  fane  o'er  this  lone  sod 
Lift  its  meek  head  toward  ita  God, 
And  gather  round  the  tomes  of  Truth 
Its  bending  elds  and  blooming  youth  ; 
And  long  too  may  these  lindens  wave 
O'er  timely  and  untimely  grave ; 
But,  if  the  virtuous  be  thy  pride, 
Keep  this  one  tomb  unoccupied. 


OCVIII. 

Who  smites  the  wounded  on  his  bed, 
And  only  waits  to  strip  the  dead  ] 
In  that  dark  room  I  see  thee  lurk, 
0  low  and  lurid  soul  of  Burke  ! 
Begone !    Shall  ever  Southey's  head  lie  low 
And  unavenged  beneath  the  savage  blow] 

No,  by  my  soul !  tho'  greater  men 
And  nearer  stick  the  envenom'd  pen 
Into  that  breast  which  always  rose 
At  all  Man's  wishes,  all  Man's  woes. 

Look  from  thy  couch  of  sorrow,  look  around  ! 

A  sword  of  thy  own  temper  guards  the  ground. 

If  thou  hast  ever  done  amiss, 
It  was,  0  Southey !  but  in  this ; 
That,  to  redeem  the  lost  estate 
Of  the  poor  Muse,  a  man  so  great 
Abased  his  laurels  where  some  Georges  stood 
Knee-deep  in  sludge  and  ordure,  some  in  blood. 
Was  ever  Genius  but  thyself 
Friend  or  befriended  of  a  Guelph  ? 
Who  then  should  hail  their  natal  days  1 
What  fiction  weave  the  cobweb  praise  ] 
At  last  comes  she  whose  natal  day  be  blest, 
And  one  more  happy  still,  and  all  the  rest ! 

But  since  thou  liest  sick  at  heart 
And  worn  with  years,  some  little  part 
Of  thy  hard  office  let  me  try, 
Tho'  inexpert  was  always  I 

To  toss  the  litter  of  Westphalian  swine 

From  under  human  to  above  divine. 
No  soil'd  or  selfish  hand  shall  bless 
That  gentle  bridal  loveliness 
Which  promises  our  land  increase 
Of  happy  days  in  hard-earn'd  peace. 

Grant  the  unpaid-for  prayer,  ye  heavenly  Powers ! 

For  her  own  sake,  and  greatly  more  for  ours. 

Remember  him  who  saved  from  scathe 
The  honest  front  of  ancient  Faith  ; 
Then  when  the  Pontine  exhalations 
Breath'd  pestilence  thro'  distant  nations : 
Remember  that  mail'd  hand,  that  heart  so  true, 
And  with  like  power  and  will  his  race  endue. 

ccix. 

What,  of  house  and  home  bereft, 
For  my  birthday  what  is  left  ? 
Not  the  hope  that  any  more 
Can  be  blest  like  those  of  yore, 
Not  the  wish ;  for  wishes  now 
Fall  like  flowers  from  aching  brow, 
When  the  jovial  feast  is  past, 
And  when  heaven,  with  clouds  o'ercast, 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


Strikes  the  colours  from  the  scene, 
And  no  herb  on  earth  is  green. 
What  is  left  me  after  all  ? 
What,  beside  my  funeral  1 
Bid  it  wait  a  little  while, 
Just  to  let  one  thoughtful  smile 
Its  accustom'd  time  abide  : 
There  are  left  two  boons  beside  .  . 
Health,  and  eyes  that  yet  can  see 
Eyes  not  coldly  turn'd  from  me. 


Under  the  hollies  of  thy  breezy  glade, 
Needwbod,  in  youth  with  idle  pace  I  rode, 

Where  pebbly  rills  their  varied  chirrup  made, 
Rills  which  the  fawn  with  tottering  knees  be- 
strode. 

Twilight  was  waning,  yet  I  checkt  my  pace, 
Slow  as  it  was,  and  longer  would  remain ; 

Here  first,  here  only,  had  I  seen  the  face 
Of  Nature  free  from  change  and  pure  from 
stain. 

Here  in  the  glory  of  her  power  she  lay, 
Here  she  rejoiced  in  all  the  bloom  of  health ; 

Soon  must  I  meet  her  faint  and  led  astray, 
Freckled  with  feverish  whims  and  wasted 
wealth. 

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Where  three  huge  dogs  are  ramping  yonder 

Before  that  villa  with  its  tower, 
No  braver  boys,  no  father  fonder, 

Ever  prolong'd  the  moonlight  hour. 
Often,  to  watch  their  sports  unseen, 

Along  the  broad  stone  bench  he  lies, 
The  oleander-stems  between 

And  citron-boughs  to  shade  his  eyes. 
The  clouds  now  whiten  far  away, 

And  villas  glimmer  thick  below, 
And  windows  catch  the  quivering  ray, 

Obscure  one  minute's  space  ago. 

Orchards  and  vine-knolls  maple-propt 
Rise  radiant  round  :  the  meads  are  dim, 

As  if  the  milky-way  had  dropt 
And  fill'd  Valdarno  to  the  brim. 

Unseen  beneath  us,  on  the  right, 

The  abbey  with  unfinisht  front 
Of  checker'd  marble,  black  and  white, 

And  on  the  left  the  Doccia's  font. 

Eastward,  two  ruin'd  castles  rise 

Beyond  Maiano's  mossy  mill, 
Winter  and  Time  their  enemies, 

Without  their  warder,  stately  still. 
The  heaps  around  them  there  will  grow 

Higher,  as  years  sweep  by,  and  higher, 
Till  every  battlement  laid  low 

Is  seized  and  trampled  by  the  briar. 
That  line  so  lucid  is  the  weir 

Of  Rovezzano  :  but  behold 
The  graceful  tower  of  Giotto  there. 

And  Duomo's  cross  of  freshen'd  gold. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


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We  can  not  tell,  so  far  away, 

Whether  the  city's  tongue  be  mute, 
We  only  hear  some  lover  play 

(If  sighs  be  play)  the  sighing  flute. 


My  pretty  Marte,  my  winter  friend, 
In  these  bright  days  ought  thine  to  end  ! 
When  all  thy  kindred  far  away 
Enjoy  the  genial  hours  of  May. 
How  often  hast  thou  play'd  with  me, 
And  lickt  my  lip  to  share  my  tea, 
And  run  away  and  turn'd  again 
To  hide  my  glove  or  crack  my  pen, 
Until  I  swore,  to  check  thy  taunts, 
I  'd  write  to  uncles  and  to  aunts, 
And  grandmama,  whom  dogs  pursued 
But  could  not  catch  her  in  the  wood. 
Ah  !  I  repeat  the  jokes  we  had, 
Yet  think  me  not  less  fond,  less  sad. 
Julia  and  Charles  and  Walter  grave 
Would  throw  down  every  toy  they  have 
.To  see  thy  joyous  eyes  at  eve, 
And  feel  thy  feet  upon  the  sleeve, 
And  tempt  thy  glossy  teeth  to  bite 
And  almost  hurt  them,  but  not  quite  ; 
For  thou  didst  look,  and  then  suspend 
The  ivory  barbs,  but  reprehend 
With  tender  querulous  tones,  that  told 
Thou  wert  too  good  and  we  too  bold. 
Never  was  malice  in  thy  heart, 
My  gentlest,  dearest  little  Marte  ! 
Nor  grief,  nor  reason  to  repine, 
As  there  is  now  in  this  of  mine. 


Ye  little  household  gods,  that  make 
My  heart  leap  lighter  with  your  play, 

And  never  let  it  sink  or  ache, 
Unless  you  are  too  far  away ; 

Eight  years  have  flown,  and  never  yet 

One  day  has  risen  up  between 
The  kisses  of  my  earlier  pet, 

And  few  the  hours  he  was  not  seen. 

How  can  I  call  to  you  from  Eome  ] 
Will  mamma  teach  what  babbo  said  ? 

Have  ye  not  heard  him  talk  at  home 
About  the  city  of  the  dead  1 

Marvellous  tales  will  babbo  tell, 

If  you  don't  clasp  his  throat  too  tight, 

Tales  which  you,  Arnold,  will  love  well, 
Tho'  Julia's  cheek  turns  pale  with  fright. 

How,  swimming  o'er  the  Tiber,  Clelia 
Headed  the  rescued  virgin  train ; 

And,  loftier  virtue !  how  Cornelia 
Lived  when  her  two  brave  sons  were  slain. 

This  is  my  birthday  :  may  ye  waltze 
Till  mamma  cracks  her  best  guitar  ! 

Yours  are  true  pleasures ;  those  are  false 
We  wise  ones  follow  from  afar. 


What  shall  I  bring  you  1  would  you  like 
Urn,  image,  glass,  red,  yellow,  blue, 

Stricken  by  Time,  who  soon  must  strike 
As  deep  the  heart  that  beats  for  you. 


The  leaves  are  falling ;  so  am  I ; 
The  few  late  flowers  have  moisture  in  the  eye ; 

So  have  I  too. 

Scarcely  on  any  bough  is  heard 
Joyous,  or  even  unjoyous,  bird 

The  whole  wood  through. 
Winter  may  come :  he  brings  but  nigher 
His  circle  (yearly  narrowing)  to  the  fire 

Where  old  friends  meet : 
Let  him  ;  now  heaven  is  overcast, 
And  spring  and  summer  both  are  past, 

And  all  things  sweet. 


The  day  returns  again 

Which  once  with  bitter  pain, 
And  only  once  for  years,  we  spent  apart. 

Believe  me,  on  that  day 

God  heard  me  duly  pray 
For  all  his  blessings  on  thy  gentle  heart : 

Of  late  a  cloud  o'ercast 

Its  current ;  that  is  past ; 
But  think  not  it  hung  lightly  on  my  breast 

Then,  as  my  hours  decline, 

Still  let  thy  starlight  shine 
Thro'  my  lone  casement,  till  at  last  I  rest. 


The  place  where  soon  I  think  to  lie, 
In  its  old  creviced  nook  hard-by 

Eears  many  a  weed  : 
If  parties  bring  you  there,  will  you 
Drop  slily  in  a  grain  or  two 

Of  wall-flower  seed? 

[  shall  not  see  it,  and  (too  sure !) 
[  shall  not  ever  hear  that  your 

Light  step  was  there  ; 
But  the  rich  odour  some  fine  day 
Will,  what  I  cannot  do,  repay 

That  little  care. 


As  he  who  baskt  in  sunshine  loves  to  go 
Where  in  dim  coolness  graceful  laurels  grow; 
fn  that  lone  narrow  path  whose  silent  sand 
Hears  of  no  footstep,  while  some  gentle  hand 
Beckons,  or  seems  to  beckon,  to  the  seat 
Where  ivied  wall  and  trellised  woodbine  meet ; 
Thus  I,  of  ear  that  tingles  not  to  praise, 
And  feet  that  weary  of  the  world's  highways, 
decline  on  mouldering  tree  or  jutting  stone, 
And  (tho'  at  last  I  feel  I  am  alone) 
Think  by  a  gentle  hand  mine  too  is  prest 
In  kindly  welcome  to  a  calmer  rest. 


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MISCELLANEOUS. 


Love  is  like  Echo  in  the  land  of  Tell,* 

Who  answers  best  the  indweller  of  her  bowers, 

Silent  to  other  voices  (idly  loud 

Or  wildly  violent)  letting  them  arouse 

Eagle  or  cavern'd  brute,  but  never  her. 


ON   RECEIVING  A   MONTHLY    ROSE. 

Paestum !  thy  roses  long  ago, 

All  roses  far  above, 
Twice  in  the  year  were  call'd  to  blow 

And  braid  the  locks  of  Love. 

He  saw  the  city  sink  in  dust, 

Its  rose's  roots  decay'd, 
And  cried  in  sorrow,  "  Find  I  must 

Another  for  my  braid." 

First  Cyprus,  then  the  Syrian  shore, 

To  Pharpar's  lucid  rill, 
Did  those  two  large  dark  eyes  explore, 

But  wanted  something  still. 

Damascus  fill'd  his  heart  with  joy, 

So  sweet  her  roses  were  ! 
He  cull'd  them ;  but  the  wayward  boy 

Thought  them  ill  worth  his  care. 

"  I  want  them  every  month,"  he  cried, 
"  I  want  them  every  hour  : 

Perennial  rose,  and  none  beside, 

Henceforth  shall  be  my  flower." 


Sweet  was  the  song  that  Youth  sang  once, 
And  passing  sweet  was  the  response  ; 
But  there  are  accents  sweeter  far 
When  Love  leaps  down  our  evening  star, 
Holds  back  the  blighting  wings  of  Time, 
Melts  with  his  breath  the  crusty  rime, 
And  looks  into  our  eyes,  and  says, 
"  Come,  let  us  talk  of  former  days." 


Fate !  I  have  askt  few  things  of  thee, 

And  fewer  have  to  ask. 
Shortly,  thou  knowest,  I  shall  be 

No  more  :  then  con  thy  task. 

If  one  be  left  on  earth  so  late 
Whose  love  is  like  the  past, 

Tell  her  in  whispers,  gentle  Fate ! 
Not  even  love  must  last. 

Tell  her  I  leave  the  noisy  feast 

Of  life,  a  little  tired, 
Amid  its  pleasures  few  possest 

And  many  undesired. 

Tell  her  with  steady  pace  to  come 
And,  where  my  laurels  lie, 

To  throw  the  freshest  on  the  tomb, 
When  it  has  caught  her  sigh. 


*  There  is  said  to  be  such  an  echo  on  the  Lake  of  Lucerne. 


Tell  her  to  stand  some  steps  apart 

From  others  on  that  day, 
And  check  the  tear  (if  tear  should  start) 

Too  precious  for  dull  clay. 


TO  A  LADY  ON  COMING  OF  AGE. 

Fear  not  my  frequent  verse  may  raise 
To  your  clear  brow  the  vulgar  gaze. 
Another  I  reserve  in  store 
For  day  yet  happier ;  then  no  more. 
Believe  (youth's  happy  creed !)  believe 
That  never  can  bright  morns  deceive  ; 
That  brighter  must  arise  for  you 
Than  ever  the  proud  sun  rode  through. 
It  has  been  said,  on  wedlock-land 
Some  paths  are  thorny,  more  are  sand. 
I  hope  the  coming  spring  may  show 
How  little  they  who  say  it,  know. 
Meanwhile  with  tranquil  breast  survey 
The  trophies  of  the  present  day. 
When  twenty  years  their  course  have  run, 
Anxious  we  wait  the  following  one. 
Lo  !  Fortune  in  full  pomp  descends 
Surrounded  by  her  host  of  friends, 
And  Beauty  moves,  in  passing  by, 
With  loftier  port  and  steadier  eye. 
Alas,  alas  !  when  these  are  flown, 
Shall  there  be  nothing  quite  your  own  ? 
Not  Beauty  from  her  stores  can  give 
The  mighty  charm  that  makes  us  live, 
Nor  shieldless  Fortune  overcome 
The  shadows  that  besiege  the  tomb. 
You,  better  guarded,  may  be  sure 
Your  name  for  ages  will  endure, 
While  all  the  powerful,  all  the  proud, 
All  that  excite  the  clamorous  crowd, 
With  truncheon  or  with  diadem, 
Shall  lie  one  mingled  mass  with  them. 
Chide  you  our  praises  1    You  alone 
Can  doubt  of  glories  fairly  won. 
Genius,  altho'  he  seldom  decks 
Where  beauty  does  the  softer  sex, 
Approaches  you  with  accents  bland, 
Attunes  your  voice,  directs  your  hand, 
And  soon  will  fix  upon  your  brow 
A  crown  as  bright  as  Love  does  now. 


Beauty !  thou  arbitress  of  weal  or  woe 

To  others,  but  how  powerless  of  thy  own, 

How  prone    to    fall  on  the  smooth   path,  how 

prone 

To  place  thy  tender  foot  on  the  sharp  flint 
And  bleed  until  the  evening  fade  and  die  ! 
I  see  thee  happy  now,  and  I  rejoice, 
As  if  thou  wert  (almost  as  if !)  for  me  : 
But  thou  hast  tarried  with  me  long  enough, 
And  now  hast  taken  all  thy  gifts  away. 
How  various  and  how  changeful  is  thy  mien  ! 
Various  and  changeful  as  the  neck  of  doves 
In  colour  :  here  so  meek,  so  stately  there  ; 
Here  festive,  and  there  sad  ;  here,  tall,  erect, 


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Commanding;  there,   small,   slender,   bent  to 

yield. 

I  have  obseiVd  thee  resolute  and  bold 
And  stepping  forth  to  conquer,  and  thy  brow 
Rattling  its  laurel  o'er  the  myrtle  crown ; 
Beauty  !  I  now  behold  thee  lower  thine  eyes 
And  throw  them  forward  on  the  ground,  while 

two 

Close  at  thy  side  interrogate  and  plead. 
Others  have  done  the  same,  but  those  were  met 
Calmly,  and  smiles  were  cast  indifferently 
Back  into  them ;  smiles  that  smote  every  heart, 
But  most  the  heart  they  fell  into  that  hour. 
It  pleas'd  me  to  behold  it :  we  all  love 
To  see  a  little  of  the  cruelty 
We  could  ill  bear,  and,  when  we  read  of,  weep. 
Beauty !  thou  now  art  with  that  innocent 
Who  seems  of  Love's  own  age,  and  Love's  own 

power. 

Haply  ere  this  there  are  upon  the  earth 
Some,  by  all  hope  abandoned,  who  ascend 
The  highths  of  Himalaya ;  some  who  fight 
Where  Napier's  foot  makes  Hindus  run  strait  on, 
And  Kyber  quails  beneath  his  eagle  eye  ; 
While  others  bear  her  on  untiring  breast 
To  Zembla,  and  with  iron  that  often  breaks 
Engrave  her  name  upon  eternal  ice. 


A   MOTHERS   TALE. 

I  never  knew  but  one  who  died  for  love, 
Among  the  maidens  glorified  in  heaven 
For  this  most  pure,  most  patient  martyrdom, 
And  most  courageous.  If  courageous  he 
Who  graspt  and  held  the  Persian  prow  until 
Wielded  by  desperate  fear  the  scymetar 
Gleamed  on  the  sea,  and  it  ran  red  below 
From  the  hand  sever'd  and  the  arm  that  still 
Threaten'd,  till  brave  men  drew  aside  the  brave; 
If  this  be  courage  (and  was  man's  e'er  more  ?) 
Sublimer,  holier,  doth  God's  breath  inspire 
Into  the  tenderer  breast  and  frailer  form, 
Erect  when  Fortune  and  when  Fate  oppose, 
Erect  when  Hope,  its  only  help,  is  gone, 
Nor  yielding  till  Death's  friendlier  voice  says 
yield. 

Brave  Eleusinian  !  I  must  now  away 
From  thee  and  Greece ;  away,  to  milder  scenes, 
Not  milder  sufferings. 

In  my  ear  was  pour'd 
The  piteous  story  from  the  mother's  lips, 
Who  laid  her  hand  on  mine,  and  oftentimes 
With  idle  finger  moved  my  pliant  veins 
And  lookt  on  them,  nor  knew  on  what  she  lookt, 
As  her  sad  tale  went  on  ;  for  she  had  found 
One  who  hath  never  dared  to  stir  from  grief, 
Or  interrupt  its  utterance  in  its  hour, 
Or  blusht,  where  child  was  lost,  to  be  a  child. 
Abruptly  she  began,  abruptly  closed. 

"  He  was  an  ensign,  and,  whatever  woes 
He  brought  on  me  and  mine,  a  good  young  man, 
Modest  in  speech  and  manners,  fond  of  books, 
Such  as  we  find  in  all  these  little  towns, 


And  ready  to  be  led  aside  by  love 
To  any  covert  with  a  castle  near, 
Or  cottage  on  the  river-side  or  moor, 
No  matter  which  ;  the  comfortable  house 
And  street,  with  shops  along  it,  scare  off  love. 
I  am  grown  bitter  I  do  fear  me,  sir, 
In  talking  thus,  but  I  have  lost  my  child 
By  such  wild  fancies  of  a  wayward  world, 
Different  from  what  contented  us  erewhile. 
William  (he  told  me  I  must  call  him  so, 
And  Christian  names  methinks  not  ill  beseem 
The  Christian,  and  bring  kindness  at  the  sound) 
William  dwelt  here  above,  not  long  before 
I  could  perceive  that  Lucy  went  away 
When  he  came  in  to  speak  to  me,  and  tried 
T*o  see  as  little  of  him  as  she  might. 
I  askt,  had  he  offended  her ;  she  said 
He  was  incapable  of  doing  wrong  : 
I  blamed  her  for  her  rudeness ;  she  replied 
She  was  not  rude  ;  and  yet  those  very  words 
Were  nearer  rudeness  than  she  ever  spake 
Until  that  hour. 

Month  after  month  flew  by, 
And  both  seemed  lonely,  though  they  never  lived 
More  than  few  steps  asunder ;  I  do  think 
She  fled  from  love  and  he  strove  hard  with  it, 
But  neither  own'd  they  did.  He  often  came 
To  tell  me  something,  and  lookt  round  the  room, 
And  fixt  his  eyes  on  the  one  vacant  chair 
Before  the  table,  and  the  work  unroll'd. 
At  last  he  found  her  quite  alone,  and  then 
Avow'd  the  tenderest,  and  the  purest  love, 
Askt  her  consent  only  to  speak  with  me 
And  press  his  suit  thereafter  :  she  declared 
She  never  could ;  and  tears  flow'd  plenteously. 
I  enter'd ;  nor  did  she,  as  many  do, 
Move  her  eyes  from  me  nor  abase  them  more, 
Neither  did  he,  but  told  what  he  had  said 
And  she  had  answer'd.     I  reproved  her  much 
For  ignorance  of  duty,  and  neglect 
Of  such  an  honour :  he  then  claspt  my  hand, 
And  swore  no  earthly  views  should  ever  turn 
His  eyes  from  that  bright  idol. 

'  May  I  hope, 
Sweet  Lucy !  may  I  pause  from  my  despair 
I  should  say  rather .  .  even  that  were  bliss  .  . 
Speak,  is  that  bliss  forbidden  ]'     She  replied, 
'  You  think  me  worthy  of  great  happiness, 
But  Fortune  has  not  thought  so  ;  I  am  poor 
And  you  are  (or  you  will  be)  rich  :  tis  thus 
All  marriages  should  be  ;  but  marriages 
Alone  are  suitable  that  suit  with  pride, 
With  prejudice,  with  avarice ;  enough 
If  dead  men's  names  have  hallowed  them,  if  warpt 
Alliances  besprinkle  them  with  dust, 
Or  herald  prime  and  furbish  them  anew. 
Yes,  they  must  please  all  in  two  families, 
Excepting  those  who  marry.     We  are  both 
Alike  God's  creatures,  but  the  World  claims  one, 
The  other  is  rejected  of  the  World. 
Bated  I  well  could  be  for  loving  you, 
For  loving  me  you  must  not  be  despised.' 
'  Lucy  then  loves  me  ! '  cried  the  youth,  '  she 
loves  me !' 


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MISCELLANEOUS. 


And  prest  her  to  his  heart,  and  seiz'd  her  hand, 
'  And  ever  will  I  hold  it  till  her  lips 
In  whose  one  breath  is  all  my  life  contain'd, 
Say,  it  is  thine.' 

Ah  !  'twere  but  time  ill-spent 
To  follow  them  thro'  love ;  'twere  walking  o'er 
A  meadow  in  the  spring,  where,  every  step, 
The  grass  and  beauteous  flowers  are  all  the  same, 
And  ever  were  and  ever  will  be  so. 
But  now  the  season  was  at  hand  when  rush 
Into  salt  water  all  whom  smokey  town 
Had  hardened  in  the  skin,  whom  cards  and 

dice 

Had  crampt,  whom  luxury  unstrung,  whom  dance 
From  midnight  into  sunshine,  and  whom  routs 
(Not  always  do  we  call  things  by  their  names     * 
So  aptly)  swoln  with  irksomeness  and  spite 
Vomited  forth  .  .  here  meet  they  all  again, 
Glum  and  askance,  the  closer  the   less   neigh- 
bours; 

And  those  who  late  were  chatty,  now  are  seen 
Primly  apart  like  hop-poles  without  hops, 
Lank,  listless,  helpless,  useless,  and  unlovely. 
Here  many  would  lay  out  their  happiness, 
And  many  be  content  to  waste  another's  : 
Of  these  was  one  whose  name  shall  rest  untold ; 
Young  is  he,  and  (God  aiding)  may  be  better. 
With  a  bright  ribband  and  a  horse  upon  it 
Full-gallop  .  .  first  of  orders  I  surmise  .  . 
He  must  have  done  rare  service  to  his  king 
Before  he  wore  a  sabre  or  a  beard, 
To  win  all  this  ;  but  won  it  all  he  had, 
And  wore  it  too  as  bravely. 

This  young  man 

Was  passing  thro'  our  town  toward  the  coast, 
Heedless  and  ignorant  (as  wiser  men 
And  better  may  have  been)  what  spirit  moves 
Upon  those  waters,  that  unpausing  sea 
Which  heaves  with  God's  own  image,  ever  pure, 
And  ministers  in  mightiness  to  Earth 
Plenty  and  health  and  beauty  and  delight ; 
Of  all  created  things  beneath  the  skies 
The  only  one  that  mortal  may  not  mar. 
Here  met  he  William,  whom  he  knew  at  school, 
And  showed  him  his  gay  lady,  and  desired 
That  William  would  show  his. 

With  gravity 

Did  William  listen,  and  at  last  confess 
Ties  far  more  holy  that  should  soon  unite 
With  him  a  lowly  maid. 

The  captain  heard 
Deridingly  his  chapter  of  romance, 
Such  did  he  call  it. 

'  Introduce  me,  pray, 
To  the  fair  bride  elect.' 

'  When  bride,'  said  he, 

'  And  proudly  then  ;  yes,  you  and  all  my  friends.' 
So  far  I  know,  what  follow'd  I  know  not, 
Only  that  William  often  spent  the  day 
With  these  great  folks ;   at  first,  when   he  re- 
turned 

He  was  more  fond  than  ever  of  my  child ; 
Soon  after,  he  came  late  into  the  house, 
Then  later,  and  one  day,  'twas  Saturday, 


He  said  to  me  he  should  go  home  to  ask 
His  father's  approbation  of  the  match, 
And  hoped,  and  doubted  not,  his  full  consent. 
Alas  !  I  knew  not  then  that  those  who  go 
For  this  consent  have  given  up  their  own. 
He  went .  .  .  0  sir !  he  went . .  .  My  tale  is  told. 
He  wrote  to  me  .  .  but  I  have  said  it  all  .  . 
He  wrote  .  .  My  Lucy  caught  the  letter  up 
And  kist  it ;  read  it,  dropt  it  on  the  floor; 
Seiz'd  it  again,  again  with  eye  brim-full 
Lookt,  and  again  dropt  it,  despondingly. 

0  sir !  did  I  not  say  my  tale  is  told ! 

'Twas  Sunday,  and  the  bells  had  nearly  done, 
When  Lucy  called  to  me,  and  urged  my  haste  : 

1  said  I  could  not  leave  her ;  for  she  lookt 
Paler,  and  spoke  more  feebly ;  then  I  raved 
Against  the  false  one  who  had  caused  her  death. 
She  caught  my  arm.  .  . 

'  No,  Lucy,  no ! '  cried  I, 

'  Not  death ;  you  yet  are  young  and  may  live  on 
These  many  years.' 

She  smiled,  and  thus  replied 
'  Hope  it  not,  mother !  lest  one  pang  the  more 
Befall  you  !  wish  me  better  things  than  life ; 
But,  above  all,  sweet  mother !' . .  and  she  sigh'd . . 
'  Think  not  I  die  for  William  and  for  love. 
Many  have  gone  before  their  twentieth  year, 
Mine  is  half  over ;  many,  now  in  bliss, 
Have  learnt  to  read  God's  will  at  earlier  dawn, 
And  crost   life's  threshold  strown  with  freshest 

flowers 

Trippingly  and  alert,  to  meet  a  friend, 
A  father,  who  (they  knew)  awaited  them. 
Many  have  had  short  notice  to  quit  home, 
And,  when  they  left  it,  left  it  unprepared ; 
I,  mother,  I  have  been  two  years  in  dying, 
And  one  day  more  :  should  ever  he  know  this, 
'T would  comfort  him  .  .  for  he  must  think  of  me. 
But  am  I  not  too  proud  for  one  so  near  .  .' 
She   would   not   say .  .  I  shriekt  and  said  it. 

death ! 

She  prest  my  hand,  and  her  smile  sank  away. 
She  would  console,  I  would  not  be  consoled. 
'  0  let  me  think  then  I  may  die  for  him, 
But  say  no  more  to  pain  me  .  .  let  me  love, 
And  love  him,  when  I  can  not,  for  my  sake.' 
Slumber  came  over  her ;  one  faint  sob  broke  it ; 
And  then  came  heavier  slumber ;  nought  broke 

that." 

She  paus'd ;  I  too  sat  silent :  she  resumed  .  . 
For  Love  and  Sorrow  drop  not  at  the  grave 
The  image  of  the  cherisht  one  within. 
Too  confident  upon  her  strength  recall'd, 
She  would  have  mounted  into  brighter  days 
For  hours  when  youth  was  cool  and  all  things 

calm, 

Saying  to  me,  with  evener  voice  and  look, 
"  Lucy,  when  last  you  saw  her,  was  a  child." 
"  And  is,  if  Angel  be,  a  child  again," 
Said  I. 

She  claspt  her  hands  above  her  head 
And  rusht  away,  leaving  me  all  alone. 
The  chamber-door  stood  open,  and  her  brow 
Had  sunk  into  her  pillow,  but  no  rest 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


659 


Was  there ;  she  sought  one  at  the  duskier  side 
Of  the  same  bed,  o'er  which  (almost  to  touch) 
The  dim  resemblance  of  a  joyous  youth 
Shook  gently,  pendent  from  its  light-hair'd  chord. 
Nor  youth  nor  age  nor  virtue  can  avoid 


Miseries  that  fly  in  darkness  thro'  the  world, 

Striking  at  random,  irremissably, 

Until  our  sun  sinks  thro'  its  waves,  until 

The  golden  brim  melts  from  the  brightest  cloud, 

And  all  that  we  have  seen  hath  disappeared. 


My  guest !  I  have  not  led  you  thro' 
The  old  footpath  of  swamp  and  sedges ; 

But .  .  mind  your  step .  .  you're  coming  to 
Shingle  and  shells  with  sharpish  edges. 

Here  a  squash  jelly-fish,  and  here 
An  old  shark's  head  with  open  jaw 

We  hap  may  hit  on :  never  fear 
Scent  rather  rank  and  crooked  saw. 


Step  forward :  we  shall  pass  them  soon, 
And  then  before  you  will  arise 

A  fertile  scene ;  a  placid  moon 
Above,  and  star-besprinkled  skies. 

And  we  shall  reach  at  last  (where  ends 
The  field  of  thistles,  sharp  and  light) 

A  dozen  brave  and  honest  friends, 
And  there  wish  one  and  all  good-night. 


O'erfoaming  with  rage 

The  foul-mouth'd  judge  Page 
Thus  question'd  a  thief  in  the  dock  : 

"  Didst  never  hear  read 

In  the  church,  lump  of  lead  ! 
Loose  chip  from  the  devil's  own  block  ! 

' Thou  shalt  not  steal !' "    "  Yea," 

The  white  chap  did  say, 
" '  Thou  shalt  not : '  but  thou  was  the  word. 

Had  he  piped  out  '  Jem  Hewitt ! 

Be  sure  you  don't  do  it,' 
I'd  ha'  thought  of  it  twice  ere  I  did  it,  my  lord.1 

ccxxvi. 

SENT    WITH    POEMS. 

Little  volume,  warm  with  wishes, 

Fear  not  brows  that  never  frown  ! 
After  Byron's  peppery  dishes 

Matho's  mild  skim-milk  goes  down. 
Change  she  wants  not,  self-concenter'd, 

She  whom  Attic  graces  please, 
She  whose  Genius  never  enter'd 

Literature's  gin-palaces. 

ccxxvn. 

WRITTEN   ON   THE   FIRST   LEAF  OF   AN   ALBUM. 

Pass  me  :  I  only  am  the  rind 

To  the  rich  fruit  that  you  will  find, 

My  friends,  at  every  leaf  behind. 

CCXXVIII. 

ON   ANOTHER. 

Why  have  the  Graces  chosen  me 
To  write  what  all  they  love  must  see  ? 
I  can  not  tell  you  for  my  life. 
But  why  was  Venus  Vulcan's  wife  ? 
The  reason  must  be  just  the  same  ; 
My  verses  are  not  much  more  lame. 


One  leg  across  his  wide  arm-chair, 
Sat  Singleton,  and  read  Voltaire  ; 


And  when  (as  well  he  might)  he  hit 
Upon  a  splendid  piece  of  wit, 
He  cried  :  "  I  do  declare  now,  this 
Upon  the  whole  is  not  amiss." 
And  spent  a  good  half-hour  to  show 
By  metaphysics  why  'twas  so. 


The  Devil,  when  he  made  believe 
The  pure  and  simple  soul  of  Eve, 

Was  scarcely  yet  thy  better  half, 
For  he  had  only  lied  and  smiled 
And  ruined  whom  his  arts  beguiled, 

Not  mockt  her  with  his  hellish  laugh. 


Youth  but  by  help  of  memory  can  be  sage 
Wiser  by  losing  some  of  it  is  Age. 


1795. 

It  seems,  whenever  we  are  idle, 
We  call  for  saddle  and  for  bridle, 
And  girt  and  buckled  from  the  throne 
Let  others'  blood  to  cool  our  own. 
Wars,  where  nor  want  nor  danger  calls, 
Have  hung  with  tatters  half  St.  Paul's ; 
And  some  years  hence  this  courtly  fashion 
Will  hang  with  tatters  half  the  nation. 
The  thirsty  tribe  that  draws  the  sword 
For  water  less  than  fills  a  gourd, 
Is  wiser  in  my  humble  mind 
Than  men  who  only  fight  for  wind, 
And  merits  more  from  sage  and  bard 
Than  Marlbro'  or  the  Savoyard. 

CCXXXIII. 

Whiskered  Furies !  boy-stuft  blouses  ! 
Fanning  fires  on  peaceful  houses  ! 
What  are  all  these  oaths  and  yells 
Belcht  from  thirty  million  hells  ? 
Swagger,  scream,  and  peste  away  ! 
Courage  now,  anon  dismay ! 


660 

N 

Louis-Philip  !  rear  your  walls 
Round  these  madmen  and  their  brawls. 
Well  you  know  the  fiery  rout, 
And  what  rain  can  put  it  out. 


I  rais'd  my  eyes  to  Pallas,  and  she  laught. 

"  Goddess !  "  said  I,  "pray  tell  me  why?" 
"  Look  at  my  olive  with  a  sloe  ingraft ! 
Where  stood  your  Pericles,  five  scoundrels  set  ye 
(0  father  Zeus  !)  on  Otho  and  Coletti." 
Then    said    she,  and    her    scornful    voice  grew 

meek, 
"  Return  thou    homeward    and    forget    thou 

Greek." 


QUARREL. 

Man.  Work  on  marble  shall  not  be, 
Lady  fair  !  the  work  for  me  : 
For  which  reason  you  and  I 
May  together  say  good-bye. 

Lady.  Say  of  marble  what  you  will, 
Work  on  sand  is  vainer  still : 
For  which  reason  I  and  you 
Very  wisely  say  adieu. 


Go  on,  go  on,  and  love  away  ! 
Mine  was,  another's  is,  the  day. 
Go  on,  go  on,  thou  false  one !  now 
Upon  his  shoulder  rest  thy  brow, 
And  look  into  his  eyes  until 
Thy  own,  to  find  them  colder,  fill. 


Egg  strikes  on  egg  and  breaks  it ;  true ; 
But,  striking,  is  not  broken  too. 
Thus  while  one  smitten  heart,  a-fire, 
Gives  way,  the  other  is  entire. 

CCXXXVIII. 

Ten  thousand  flakes  about  my  windows  blow, 
Some  falling  and  some  rising,  but  all  snow. 
Scribblers  and  statesmen !  are  ye  not  just  so  ? 

cxxxix. 

LADY   TO   LADY. 

Tell  me,  proud  though  lovely  maiden  ! 
He  who  heaves  from  heart  o'erladen 
Verse  on  verse  for  only  you, 
What  is  it  he  hopes  to  do  ] 

REPLY. 

What  he  hopes  is  but  to  please. 
If  I  give  his  hand  a  squeeze, 
Silent,  at  the  closing  strain, 
Tell  me,  does  it  write  in  vain. 

CCXL. 

• 

Tg   LEIGH   HUNT,   ON   AN   OMISSION   IN   HIS    "  FEAST 
OP   THE   POETS." 

Leigh  Hunt !  thou  stingy  man,  Leigh  Hunt ! 
May  Charon  swamp  thee  in  his  punt, 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


For  having,  in  thy  list,  forgotten 

So  many  poets  scarce  half  rotten, 

Who  did  expect  of  thee  at  least 

A  few  cheese-parings  from  thy  feast. 

Hast  thou  no  pity  on  the  men 

Who  suck  (as  babes  their  tongues)  the  pen, 

Until  it  leaves  no  traces  where 

It  lighted,  and  seems  dipt  in  air. 

At  last  be  generous,  Hunt !  and  prythee 

Refresh  (and  gratis  too)  in  Lethe 

Yonder  nick  Muse,  surcharged  with  poppies 

And  heavier  presentation-copies. 

She  must  grow  livelier,  and  the  river 

More  potent  in  effect  than  ever. 

CCXLI. 
OLD  STYLE. 
Aurelius,  Sire  of  Hungrinesses ! 
Thee  thy  old  friend  Catullus  blesses, 
And  sends  thee  six  fine  watercresses. 
There  are  who  would  not  think  me  quite 
(Unless  we  were  old  friends)  polite 
To  mention  whom  you  should  invite. 
Look  at  them  well ;  and  turn  it  o'er 
In  you  own  mind .  .  I'd  have  but  four .  . 
Lucullus,  Cesar,  and  two  more. 


NEW    STYLE. 

I  very  much  indeed  approve 
Of  maidens  moderating  love 

Until  they've  twenty  pounds  ; 
Then  Prudence,  with  a  poet's  praise, 
May  loose  the  laces  of  their  stays, 

And  let  them  quest  like  hounds. 

Peggy,  my  theme,  twelve  years  ago 
(Or  better)  did  precisely  so  : 

She  lived  at  farmer  Spence's ; 
She  scour'd  the  pantry,  milk'd  the  cows, 
And  answer' d  every  would-be  spouse, 

"  D'ye  think  I've  lost  my  senses  ] " 
Until  the  twenty  pounds  were  safe, 
She  tiff'd  at  Tim,  she  ran  from  Ralph, 

Squire  nodded  .  .  deuce  a  curtsy! 
Sam  thought  her  mopish,  Silas  proud, 
And  Jedediah  cried  aloud, 

"  Pray  who  the  devil  hurts  ye  T 
But  now  the  twenty  pounds  were  got, 
She  knew  the  fire  to  boil  the  pot, 

She  knew  the  man  to  trust  to. 
I'm  glad  I  gave  this  tidy  lass 
(Under  my  roof)  a  cheerful  glass 

(Of  water)  and  a  crust  too. 
Although  the  seventeenth  of  May, 
It  was  a  raw  and  misty  day 

When  Ebenezer  Smart, 
(The  miller's  lad  of  Boxholm-mill) 
Having  obtained  her  right  good-will 

And  prudent  virgin  heart, 
Led  her  to  church  :  and  Joseph  Stead 
(The  curate  of  said  Boxholm)  read 

The  service  ;  and  Will  Sands 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


661 


(The  clerk)  repeated  the  response 
(They  after  him)  which  utter'd  once 

Holds  fast  two  plighted  hands. 
And  now  they  live  aside  the  weir, 
And  (on  my  conscience)  I  declare 

As  merrily  as  larks. 
This  I  can  vouch  for :  I  went  in 
One  day  and  sat  upon  the  bin 

While  Peggy  hemm'd  two  sarks. 
I  do  not  say  two  sarks  entire, 
Collar  and  wristband ;  these  require 

(I  reckon)  some  time  more  ; 
But  mainly  two  stout  sarks,  the  tail 
And  fore-flap,  stiff  as  coat  of  mail 

On  knight  in  days  of  yore. 
I  told  my  sister  and  our  maid 
(Anne  Waddlewell)  how  long  I  stayed 

With  Peggy  :  'twas  until  her 
Dinner-time  :  we  expect^  before 
Eight  or  (at  most)  nine  months  are  o'er, 

Another  little  miller. 


SUGGESTED    BY   HORACE. 

Never,  my  boy,  so  blush  and  blink, 
Or  care  a  straw  what  people  think, 
If  you  by  chance  are  seen  to  dally 
With  that  sweet  little  creature  Sally. 
Lest  by  degrees  you  sidle  from  her, 
I'll  quote  you  Ovid,  Horace,  Homer. 
If  the  two  first  are  loose,  there  still  is 
Authority  in  proud  Achilles ; 
And  never,  night  or  day,  could  be  his 
Dignity  hurt  by  dear  Briseis. 
Altho'  I  take  an  interest 
In  having  you  and  Sally  blest, 
I  know  those  ancles  small  and  round 
Are  standing  on  forbidden  ground, 
So  fear  no  rivalry  to  you 
In  gentlemen  of  thirty-two. 


You  may  or  you  may  not  believe 

That  soldiers  have  been  known  to  thieve  : 

The  question  is  not  settled  well 

By  what  I  am  about  to  tell. 

Frederick  the  Great  was  reigning,  when 

One  of  the  bravest  of  his  men 

Before  his  majesty  was  call'd 

By  two  grave  priests,  and  sore  appall'd ; 

For,  in  despite  of  every  care,  he 

Took  jewels  from  the  Virgin  Mary ; 

And  on  his  person  stow'd  the  same 

Where  she  would  never  look,  for  shame. 

So  thought  he  ;  but  each  wily  priest 

Would  search  the  wicked  knave  undrest. 

Down  dropt  the  jewels.     When  they  both 

Told  the  same  tale,  the  king,  tho'  loth 

To  hang  him,  very  justly  said, 

"  To-morrow,  I  am  much  afraid, 


The  soldier,  thus  accused,  must  bleed  . . 
Without  your  pardon." 

"  No  indeed," 
Said  they. 

"  My  fathers  !  "  said  the  king, 
"  Let  me  suggest  another  thing. 
You,  as  true  Catholics,  will  own 
Mary  can  favour  anyone." 
"  Beyond  a  doubt." 

"  And  sometimes  does  it 
Where  no  man  ever  could  suppose  it. 
The  Virgin  may  have  bow'd  from  heaven, 
And  what  he  took  she  may  have  given  : 
For  ladies  always  love  the  brave, 
And  Mary  is  the  maid  to  save. 
I  can  but  order  that  no  suitor 
Accept  from  her  such  gifts  in  future." 


An  English  boy,  whose  travels  lay 

In  Italy,  had  slept  at  night 
Sound  as  a  bishop  all  the  way, 

Till  suddenly  .  .  the  strangest  sight ! 
Above  the  upper  of  the  two 

Near  ridges  of  old  Appennine, 
(Seemingly  scarce  a  good  stone-throw) 

A  lighted  globe  began  to  shine. 
"  0  father  !  father  ! "  cried  the  lad, 

"  What  wicked  boys  are  hereabout ! 
How  wild  !  how  mischievous  !  how  mad  ! 

Look  yonder  !  let  us  put  it  out. 
I  never  saw  such  a  balloon 

So  near  .  .  that  olive  now  takes  fire ! 
The  corn  there  crackles  ! " 

"  'Tis  the  Moon," 

Patting  his  head,  replied  the  sire. 


Metellus  is  a  lover  :  one  whose  ear 

(I  have  been  told)  is  duller  than  his  sight. 
The  day  of  his  departure  had  drawn  near ; 

And  (meeting  her  beloved  over-night) 
Softly  and  tenderly  Corinna  sigh'd  : 

"  Wont  you  be  quite  as  happy  now  without  me?" 
Metellus,  in  his  innocence  replied, 

"  Corinna  !  oh  Corinna  !  can  you  doubt  me  'i " 


The  blackest  of  grapes,  with  a  footpath  hard-by, 
Should  scarcely  be  watcht  with  so  watchful  an 

eye 

As  that  kid  of  a  girl  whom  old  Egon  has  made 
His  partner  for  life,  nor  ashamed,  nor  afraid. 


If  hatred  of  the  calm  and  good, 
And  quenchless  thirst  of  human  blood, 
Should  rouse  a  restless  race  again, 
And  new  Napoleons  scour  the  plain, 
Ye  arbiters  of  nations,  spare 
The  land  of  Rabelais  and  Moliere, 


662 

But  swing  those  panthers  by  the  ears 
Across  the  grating  of  Algiers. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


Pleasant  it  is  to  wink  and  sniff  the  fumes 
The  little  dainty  poet  blows  for  us, 
Kneeling  in  his  soft  cushion  at  the  hearth, 
And  patted  on  the  head  by  passing  maids. 
Who  would  discourage  him]  who  bid  him  off] 
Invidious  or  morose !     Enough,  to  say 
(Perhaps  too  much  unless  'tis  mildly  said) 
That  slender  twigs  send  forth  the  fiercest  flame, 
Not  without  noise,  but  ashes  soon  succeed, 
While  the  broad  chump  leans  back  against  the 

stones, 

Strong  with  internal  fire,  sedately  breathed, 
And  heats  the  chamber  round  from  morn  till 

night. 

COL. 

COTTAGE  LEFT  FOR  LONDON. 
The  covert  walk,  the  mossy  apple-trees, 

And  the  long  grass  that  darkens  underneath, 
I  leave  for  narrow  streets  and  gnats  and  fleas, 
Water  unfit  to  drink  and  air  to  breathe. 


Come,  Sleep  !  but  mind  ye  !  if  you  come  without 
The  little  girl  that  struck  me  at  the  rout, 
By  Jove  !  I  would  not  give  you  half-a-crown 
For  all  your  poppy-heads  and  all  your  down. 


Deep  forests  hide  the  stoutest  oaks ; 
Hazels  make  sticks  for  market-folks  ; 
He  who  comes  soon  to  his,  estate 
Dies  poor ;  the  rich  heir  is  the  late. 
Sere  ivy  shaded  Shakspeare's  brow ; 
But  Matho  is  a  poet  now. 


PIEVANO   ARLOTTO. 

"  I  will  invite  that  merry  priest 
Arlotto  for  to-morrow's  feast," 
Another,  quite  as  merry,  said, 
"  And  you  shall  see  his  fun  repaid. 
When  dinner's  on  the  board,  we  '11  draw 
(Each  of  the  company)  a  straw  : 
The  shortest  straw  shall  tap  the  wine 
In  cellar,  while  the  others  dine : 
And  now  I  '11  show  how  we  '11  contrive 
He  draws  the  shortest  of  the  five." 

They  learn  their  lesson  :  there  are  few 
Good  priests  (where  eating  goes)  but  do, 
From  Helgabalus  ending  with 
Humour's  pink  primate  Sydney  Smith. 
Such  food  more  suits  them,  truth  to  speak, 
Than.heavy  joints  of  tough-grain'd  Greek. 

Well ;  all  are  seated. 

"  Where 's  our  Chianti  ] ' 
Cries  one :  "  without  it  feasts  are  scanty. 


We  will  draw  lots  then  who  shall  go 
And  fill  the  bottles  from  below." 
They  drew.    Arlotto  saw  their  glee, 
And  nought  discomfited  was  he. 
Down-stairs  he  went :  he  brought  up  two, 
And  saw  his  friends  (as  friends  should  do) 
Enjoying  their  repast,  and  then 
For  the  three  others  went  again. 
Although  there  was  no  long  delay, 
Dish  after  dish  had  waned  away. 
Minestra,  liver  fried,  and  raw 
Delicious  ham,  had  plumpt  the  maw. 
Polpetti,  roll'd  in  anise,  here 
Show  their  fat  sides  and  disappear. 
Salame,  too,  half  mule's  half  pig's, 
Moisten'd  with  black  and  yellow  figs ; 
And  maccaroni  by  the  ell 
From  high-uplifted  fingers  fell. 
Garlic  and  oil  and  cheese  unite 
Their  concert  on  the  appetite, 
Breathing  an  odour  which  alone 
The  laic  world  might  dine  upon. 

But  never  think  that  nought  remains 
To  recompense  Arlotto's  pains. 
There  surely  was  the  nicest  pie 
That  ever  met  Pievano's  eye. 
Full  fifty  toes  of  ducks  and  geese, 
Heads,  gizzards,  windpipes,  soakt  in  grease, 
Were  in  that  pie,  and  thereupon 
Sugar  and  salt  and  cinnamon ; 
Kid  which,  while  living,  any  goat 
Might  look  at  twice  and  never  know't ; 
A  quarter  of  grilFd  turkey,  scored 
And  lean  as  a  backgammon  board, 
And  dark  as  Saint  Bartholomew, 
And  quite  as  perfectly  done  through. 
Birds  that,  two  minutes  since,  were  quails, 
And  a  stupendous  stew  of  snails. 

"  Brother  Arlotto  !  "  said  the  host, 
"Here 's  yet  a  little  of  pur  roast. 
Brother  Arlotto  !  never  spare." 
Arlotto  gaily  took  his  chair 
And  readily  fell  to  :  but  soon 
He  struck  the  table  with  a  spoon, 
Exclaiming,  "  Brother  !  let  us  now 
Draw  straws  again.     Who  runs  below 
To  stop  the  casks  ]  for  very  soon 
Little  is  there  within,  or  none." 
Far  flies  the  napkin,  and  our  host 
Is  down  the  cellar-stairs.  • 

"All  lost! 

Santa  Maria  !  The  Devil's  own  trick ! 
Scoffer !  blasphemer !  heretick  ! 
Broaching  (by  all  the  Saints)  five  casks 
Only  to  fill  as  many  flasks ! 
Methinks  the  trouble  had  been  small 
To  have  replaced  the  plugs  in  all." 
Arlotto  heard  and  answer'd.     "  You 
Forgot  to  tell  me  what  to  do. 
But  let  us  say  no  more,  because 
We  should  not  quarrel  about  straws. 
If  you  must  play  your  pranks,  at  least 
Don't  play  'em  with  a  brother  priest." 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


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CCLIV.  . 

God's  laws  declare 

Thou  shalt  not  swear 
By  aught  in  heaven  above  or  earth  below. 

Upon  my  lumour  !  Melville  cries  j 

He  swears,  and  lies ; 
Does  Melville  then  break  God's  commandment  ] 

No. 


Does  your  voice  never  fail  you  in  singing  a  song 
So  false  and  so  spiteful  on  us  who  are  young  1 
When,  lady,  as  surely  as  you  are  alive 
We  are  seldom  inconstant  till  seventy-five, 
And  altho'  I  have  question'd  a  hundred  such  men, 
They  never  would  say  why  we  should  be  so  then. 
In  another  six  years  I  shall  know  all  about  it ; 
But    some  knowledge  is  vain,  and  we  do  best 
without  it. 


Clap,  clap  the  double  nightcap  on  !      t 

Giftbrd  will  read  you  his  amours, 
Lazy  as  Scheld  and  cold  as  Don  ; 

Kneel,  and  thank  Heaven  they  are  not  yours. 

CCLVII. 

FLOWERS  SENT  IN  BAT-LEAVES. 
I  leave  for  you  to  disunite 

Frail  flowers  and  lasting  bays  : 
One,  let  me  hope,  you  '11  wear  to-night 
The  other  all  your  days. 

CCLVIII. 
"  I  'm  half  in  love,"  he  who  with  smiles  hath  said 

In  love  will  never  be. 
Whoe'er,  "  I  'm  not  in  love,"  and  shakes  his  head, 

In  love  too  sure  is  he. 

CCLIX. 

SEVERE    WINTER. 

Such  rapid  jerks,  such  rude  grimaces, 
Such  lengthened  eyes,  such  crumpled  faces, 
Grinning  with  such  a  stress  and  wrench, 
One  fancies  all  the  world  is  French. 


I  remember  the  time  ere  his  temples  were  grey, 
And  I  frown'd  at  the  things  he'd  the  boldness  to  say, 
But  now  he 's  grown  old  he  may  say  what  he  will, 
I  laugh  at  his  nonsense  and  take  nothing  ill. 

Indeed  I  must  say  he  's  a  little  improved, 
For  he  watches  no  longer  the  slily  beloved, 
No  longer  as  once  he  awakens  my  fears, 
Not  a  glance  he  perceives,  not  a  whisper  he  hears. 
If  he  heard  one  of  late,  it  has  never  transpired, 
For  his  only  delight  is  to  see  me  admired ; 
And  now  pray  what  better  return  can  I  make 
Than  to  flirt  and  be  always  admired  .  .  for  his 
sake. 


Pretty  maiden  !  pretty  maiden ! 
Heavily  is  Tsing-Ti  laden 

With  one  love,  and  three-score  woes. 
Sweeter  than  the  herb  Yu-lu, 
Or  the  flowering  Lan,  are  you  .  . 

What  long  eyes !  and  what  small  nose ! 

Pretty  maiden  !  pretty  maiden ! 

Sands  that  yorfr  short  feet  have  stray'd  on 

Turn  to  musk  or  ambergrise  : 
Every  other  girl's  seem  longer, 
Ay,  and  darker,  than  a  conger, 

And  they  only  make  me  sneeze. 
Pretty  maiden  !  pretty  maiden ! 
All  the  verses  ever  laid  on 

Beauty's  tea-tray,  would  fall  short 
Of  your  manifold  perfection  .  . 
And  alas  my  recollection 

Can  perform  but  little  for't ! 
Pretty  maiden !  pretty  maiden ! 
Sadly  do  I  want  your  aid  in 

Summing  up  amount  so  rich  : 
But  if  any  little  thing 
Should  escape  your  sigh-sore  Tsing 

Call  him  back,  and  show  him  which. 


"Fear  God  ! "  says  Percival :  and  when  you  hear 
Tones  so  lugubrious,  you  perforce  must  fear  : 
If  in  such  awful  accents  he  should  say, 
"  Fear  lovely  Innocence  !  "  you  'd  run  away. 

CCLXIII. 

Yesterday,  at  the  sessions  held  in  Buckingham, 
The  Reverend  Simon  Shutwood,  famed  for  tucking 

ham 

And  capon  into  his  appointed  maw, 
Gravely  discust  a  dregful  breach  of  law, 
And  then  committed  to  the  county  jail 
(After  a  patient  hearing)  William  Flail : 

For  that  he,  Flail,  one  day  last  week, 

Was  seen  maliciously  to  sneak 

And  bend  his  body  by  the  fence 

Of  his  own  garden,  and  from  thence 

Abstract,  out  of  a  noose,  a  hare, 

Which  he  unlawfully  found  there ; 

Against  the  peace  (as  may  be  seen 

In  Burn  and  Blackstone)  of  the  queen. 

He,  question'd  thereupon,  in  short 

Could  give  no  better  reason  for 't, 

Than  that  his  little  boys  and  he 

Did  often  in  the  morning  see 

Said  hare  and  sundry  other  hares 

Nibbling  on  certain  herbs  of  theirs. 

Teddy,  the  seventh  of  the  boys, 

Counted  twelve  rows,  fine  young  savoys, 

Bit  to  the  ground  by  them,  and  out 

Of  ne'er  a  plant  a  leaf  to  sprout : 

And  Sam,  the  youngest  lad,  did  think 

He  saw  a  couple  at  a  pink. 

"  Come  ! "  cried  the  reverend,  "  come,  con- 
fess ! " 
Flail  answered  "  I  will  do  no  less. 


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MISCELLANEOUS. 


Puss  we  did  catch ;  puss  we  did  eat ; 
It  was  her  turn  to  give  the  treat.     . 
Nor  overmuch  was  there  for  eight  o'  us 
With  a  half-gallon  o'  potatoes : 
Eight ;  for  our  Sue  lay  sick  abed, 
And  poor  dear  Bessy  with  the  dead." 
"  We  can  not  listen  to  such  idle  words," 
The  reverend  said.     "  The  hares  are  all  my 

lord's. 

Have  you  no  more,  my  honest  friend,  to  say 
Why  we  should  not  commit  you,  and  straight- 
way?" 

Whereat  Will  Flail 
Grew  deadly  pale, 

And  cried,  "  If  you  are  so  severe  on  me, 
An  ignorant  man,  and  poor  as  poor  can  be, 

0  Mister    Shutwood !    what  would    you    have 

done 

If  you  had  caught  God's  blessed  only  Son, 
When  he  broke  off  (in  land  not  his,  they  say) 
That  ear  of  barley  on  the  Sabbath-day  ] 
Sweet  Jesus !  in  the  prison  he  had  died, 
And  never  for  our  sins  been  crucified." 
With  the  least  gouty  of  two  doe-skin  feet 
The  reverend  stampt,  then  cried  in  righteous 

heat, 

"  Constable !  take  that  man  down-stairs, 

He  quotes  the  Scripture  and  eats  hares." 

CCLXIV. 
Two  cackling  mothers  hatch  two   separate 

broods 
Of  patriots ;  neither  shall  infest  my  house. 

1  shun  the  noisier,  but  I  loathe  far  more 
Patriots  with  tags  about  their  carcases 
Bedolled  with  bits  of  ribbon  and  rag-lace, 
Or  dangling,  dainty,  jewel'd  crucifix 

The  puft  heart's  pride,  and  not  its  purifier. 
Limbs,  lives,  and  fortunes,*all  before  the  king, 
Until  he  ask  the  hazard  of  the  same  ; 
Then  the  two  broods  unite,  one  step,  one  voice, 
For  their  dear  country  in  its  sad  estate. 


TO    THE    EIGHT    REV.    FATHER   IN    GOD    HENRY    LORD 
BISHOP   OP   EXETER. 

Baronial  apostolic  sir ! 

If  our  poor  limping  church  must  stir, 

I  who  am  zealous  for  your  order 

From  the  cope-point  to  bottom  border, 

And  lower  my  eyes  before  the  surplice, 

But  bear  most  reverence  where  most  purple  is, 

Eeady  my  very  soul  to  pawn 

Where  I  have  pinn'd  my  faith,  on  lawn. 

I  supplicate  you  to  advise 

Your  children,  changing  their  disguise, 

They  put  on  one  that  does  not  show 

So  very  much  of  dirt  below. 


One  tooth  has  Mummius ;  but  in  sooth 
No  man  has  such  another  tooth  : 
Such  a  prodigious  tooth  would  do 
To  moor  the  bark  of  Charon  to, 


Or,  better  than  the  Sinai  stone, 

To  grave  the  Ten  Commandments  on. 


A  little  cornet  of  dragoons, 
[mmerst  in  gilded  pantaloons, 

To  kiss  consenting  Helen  aim'd  : 
He  rais'd  his  head,  but  'twas  so  low, 
She  cried,  (and  pusht  away  her  beau,) 

"  Go,  creature  !  are  you  not  ashamed  V 


Does  it  become  a  girl  so  wise, 
So  exquisite  in  harmonies, 
To  ask  me  when  do  I  intend 
To  write  a  sonnet  1    What  ]  my  friend  ! 
A  sonnet  ?    Never.     Ehyme  o'erflows 
Italian,  which  hath  scarcely  prose ; 
And  I  have  larded  full  three-score 
With  sorte,  morte,  cuor,  amor, 
But  why  should  we,  altho'  we  have 
Enough  for  all  things,  gay  or  grave 
Say,  on  your  conscience,  why  should  we 
Who  draw  deep  scans  along  the  sea, 
Cut  them  in  pieces  to  beset 
The  shallows  with  a  cabbage-net  ? 
Now  if  you  ever  ask  again 
A  thing  so  troublesome  and  vain, 
By  all  your  charms  !  before  the  morn, 
To  show  my  anger  and  my  scorn, 
First  I  will  write  your  name  a-top, 
Then  from  this  very  ink  shall  drop 
A  score  of  sonnets ;  every  one 
Shall  call  you  star,  or  moon,  or  sun, 
Till,  swallowing  such  warm-water  verse, 
Even  sonnet-sippers  sicken  worse. 

CCLXIX. 
TO   H. 

Snappish  and  captious,  ever  prowling 
For  something  to  excite  thy  growling ; 
He  who  can  bear  thee  must  be  one 
Gentle  to  beasts  as  Waterton. 


To  Rose  and  to  Sophy 
A  column  and  trophy 

Ascend  at  the  summons  of  viols  and  flutes, 
For  adding  to  day, 
On  the  coast  of  Torbay, 

To  the  Army  of  Martyrs  a  hundred  recruits. 

CCLXXI. 

Sighs  must  be  grown  less  plentiful, 
Or  else  my  senses  are  more  dull. 
Where  are  they  all  ?    These  many  years 
Only  my  own  have  reacht  my  ears. 


Plants  the  most  beauteous  love  the  water's  brink, 
Opening  their  bosoms  at  young  Zephyr's  sighs. 
Maidens,  come  hither :  see  with  your  own  eyes 

How  many  are  trod  down,  how  many  sink. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


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Time  past  I  thought  it  worth  my  while 
To  hunt  all  day  to  catch  a  smile  : 
Now  ladies  do  not  smile,  but  laugh, 
I  like  it  not  so  much  by  half ; 
And  yet  perhaps  it  might  be  shown 
A  laugh  is  but  a  smile  full-blown. 


Each  year  bears  something  from  us  as  it  flies, 
We  only  blow  it  farther  with  our  sighs. 

CCLXXV. 

Idle  and  light  are  many  things  you  see 
In  these  my  closing  pages  :  blame  not  me. 
However  rich  and  plenteous  the  repast, 
Nuts,  almonds,  biscuits,  wafers,  come  at  last. 

CCLXXVI. 

In  wrath  a  youth  was  heard  to  say, 
"  From  girl  so  false  I  turn  away. 
By  all  that's  sacred,  ice  shall  burn 
And  suns  shall  freeze  ere  I  return." 
But  as  he  went,  at  least  one  finger 
Within  her  hand  was  found  to  linger ; 
One  foot,  that  should  outstrip  the  wind, 
(But  only  one)  drew  loads  behind. 


SIDDONS    AND    HER    MAID. 

Siddons.  I  leave,  and  unreluctant,  the  repast : 
The  herb  of  China  is  its  crown  at  last. 
Maiden  !  hast  thou  a  thimble  in  thy  gear  1 

Maid.  Yes,  missus,  yes. 

Siddons.  Then,  maiden,  place  it  here, 

With  penetrated  penetrating  eyes. 

Maid.  Mine  ?  missus !  are  they  1 

Siddons.  Child  !  thou  art  unwise. 

Of  needles',  not  of  woman's,  eyes  I  spake. 

Maid.  0  dear  me  !  missus  !  what  a  sad  mistake ! 

Siddons.  Now  canst  thou  tell  me  what  was  that 

which  led 
Athenian  Theseus  into  labyrinth  dread  ? 

Maid.  He  never  told  me  :  I  can't  say,  not  I, 
Unless,  may-hap,  'twas  curiosity. 

Siddons.  Fond  maiden ! 

Maid.  No,  upon  my  conscience, 

madam! 
If  I  was  fond  of  'em  I  might  have  had  'em. 

Siddons.  Avoid !  avaunt  i  beshrew  me  !  'tis  in 

vain 
That  Shakspeare's  language  germinates  again. 

CCLXXVIII. 
LETTER-LAND. 

Slaves-merchants,  scalpers,  cannibals,  agree  .  . 
In  Letter-land  no  brotherhood  must  be, 
If  there  were  living  upon  earth  but  twain, 
One  would  be  Abel  and  the  other  Cain. 


I've  never  seen  a  book  of  late 
But  there  is  in  it  palmy  state. 


To  realm  or  city  you  apply 
Dhe  palm,  and  think  it  raised  thereby. 
Yet  always  does  the  palmy  crown 
On  every  side  hang  loosely  down, 
And  its  lank  shade  falls  chiefly  on 
Robber  or  reptile,  sand  or  stone. 
Compare  it  with  the  Titan  groves 
Where,  east  or  west,  the  savage  rovea, 
[ta  highth  and  girth  before  them  dwindle 
[nto  the  measure  of  a  spindle. 
But  often  you  would  make  it  bend 
To  some  young  poet,  if  your  friend. 
Look  at  it  first,  or  you  may  fit 
Your  poet-friend  too  well  with  it. 
The  head  of  palm-tree  is  so-so, 
And  bare  or  ragged  all  below. 
If  it  suits  anything,  I  wist 
It  suits  the  archaeologist. 
To  him  apply  the  palmy  state 
Whose  fruit  is  nothing  but  a  date. 

CCLXXX. 
A   MASK   ON   A  RING. 

Forster  !  you  who  never  wore 
Any  kind  of  mask  before  ; 
Yet,  by  holy  friendship  !  take 
This,  and  wear  it  for  my  sake. 


I  would  give  something,  0  Apollo  ! 
Thy  radiant  course  o'er  earth  to  follow, 
And  fill  it  up  with  light  and  song, 
But  rather  would  be  always  young. 
Since  that  perhaps  thou  canst  not  give, 
By  me  let  those  who  love  me  live. 

CCLXXXII. 
ON   A    PORTRAIT. 

Dauber  !  if  thou  shouldst  ever  stray 
Along  Idalia's  mossy  way, 
Heedless  what  deities  are  there, 
And  whom  they  view  with  fondest  care, 
At  thee  for  this  shall  Venus  pout, 
And  all  three  Graces  push  thee  out. 


Alas,  how  soon  the  hours  are  over 

Counted  us  out  to  play  the  lover ! 

And  how  much  narrower  is  the  stage 

Allotted  us  to  play  the  sage ! 

But  when  we  play  the  fool,  how  wide 

The  theatre  expands  !  beside, 

How  long  the  audience  sits  before  us ! 

How  many  prompters !  ^what  a  chorus ! 


Is  it  not  better  at  an  early  hour 

In  its  calm  cell  to  rest  the  weary  head, 
While  birds  are  singing  and  while  blooms  the 

bower, 
Than  sit  the  fire  out  and  go  starv'd  to  bed  1 


666 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


TO  JULIUS   HARE,  WITH    "  PERICLES   AND   ASPASIA." 

Julius,  of  three  rare  brothers,  my  fast  friends, 
The  latest  known  to  me !  Aspasia  comes 
With  him,  high-helmeted  and  trumpet-tongued, 
Who  loved  her.  Well  thou  knowest  all  his  worth, 
Valuing  him  most  for  trophies  rear'd  to  Peace, 
For  generous  friendships,  like  thy  own,  for  Arts 
Ennobled  by  protection,  not  debased. 
Hence,  worthless  ones !  throne-cushions,  puft,  inert, 
Verminous,  who  degrade  with  patronage 
Bargain'd  for,  ere  dealt  out !    The  stone  that  flew 
In  splinters  from  the  chisel  when  the  hand 
Of  Phidias  wielded  it,  the  chips  of  stone 
Weigh  with  me  more  than  they  do.   To  thy  house 
Comes  Pericles.    Receive  the  friend  of  him 
Whose  horses  started  from  the  Parthenon 
To  traverse  seas  and  neigh  upon  our  strand. 
From  pleasant  Italy  my  varied  page, 
Where  many  men  and  many  ages  meet, 
Julius  !  thy  friendly  hand  long  since  received. 
Accept  my  last  of  labours  and  of  thanks. 
He  who  held  mute  the  joyous  and  the  wise 
With  wit  and  eloquence,  whose  tomb  (afar 
From  all  his  friends  and  all  his  countrymen) 
Saddens  the  light  Palermo,  to  thy  care 
Consign'd  it ;  knowing  that  whate'er  is  great 
Needs  not  the  looming  of  a  darker  age, 
Nor  knightly  mail  nor  scymetar  begemm'd. 
Stepping  o'er  all  this  lumber,  where  the  steel 
Is  shell'd  with  rust,  and  the  thin  gold  worm'd  out 
From  its  meandering  waves,  he  took  the  scroll, 
And  read  aloud  what  sage  and  poet  spake 
In  sunnier  climes ;  thou  heardest  it  well  pleas'd  ; 
For  Truth  from  conflict  rises  more  elate 
And  lifts  a  brighter  torch,  beheld  by  more. 
Call'd  to  befriend  me  by  fraternal  love, 
Thou  pausedst  in  thy  vigorous  march  amid 
The  German  forests  of  wide-branching  thought, 
Deep,  intricate,  whence  voices  shook  all  France, 
Whence  Blucher's  soldiers  heard  the  trumpet- 
tongue 
And  knew  the  footstep  of  Tyrtaean  Arndt. 


TO   SOUTHEY. 

There  are  who  teach  us  that  the  depths  of  thought 

Engulph  the  poet ;  that  irregular 

Is  every  greater  one.     Go,  Southey !  mount 

Up  to  these  teachers ;  ask,  submissively, 

Who  so  proportioned  as  the  lord  of  day  \ 

Yet  mortals  see  his  stedfast  stately  course 

And  lower  their  eyes  before  him.     Fools  gaze  up 

Amazed  at  daring  flights.    Does  Homer  soar 

As  hawks  and  kites  and  weaker  swallows  do  ? 

He  knows  the  swineherd ;  he  plants  apple-trees 

Amid  Alcinous's  cypresses ; 

He  covers  with  his  aged  black  vein'd  hand 

The  plumy  crest  that  frighten'd  and  made  cling 

To  its  fond-mother  the  ill-fated  child  ; 


He  walks  along  Olympus  with  the  Gods,  • 
Complacently  and  calmly,  as  along 
The  sands  where  Simois  glides  into  the  sea. 
They  who  step  high  and  swing  their  arms,  soon 

tire. 
The,  glorious  Tkeban  then  ? 

The  sage  from  Thebes, 
Who  sang  his  wisdom  when  the  strife  of  cars 
And  combatants  had  paus'd,  deserves  more  praise 
Than  this  untrue  one,  fitter  for  the  weak, 
Who  by  the  lightest  breezes  are  borne  up 
And  with  the  dust  and  straws  are  swept  away  ; 
Who  fancy  they  are  carried  far  aloft 
When  nothing  quite  distinctly  they  descry, 
Having  lost  all  self-guidance.    But  strong  men 
Are  strongest  with  their  feet  upon  the  ground. 
Light-bodied  Fancy,  Fancy  plover-winged, 
Draws  some  away  from  culture  to  dry  downs 
Where  none  but  insects  find  their  nutriment ; 
There  let  us  leave  them  to  their  sleep  and  dreams. 

Great  is  that  poet,  great  is  he  alone, 
Who  rises  o'er  the  creatures  of  the  earth, 
Yet  only  where  his  eye  may  well  discern 
The  various  movements  of  the  human  heart, 
And  how  each  mortal  differs  from  the  rest. 
Although  he  struggle  hard  with  Poverty, 
He  dares  assert  his  just  prerogative 
To  stand  above  all  perishable  things, 
Proclaiming  this  shall  live,  and  this  shall  die. 


Once,  and  once  only,  have  I  seen  thy  face, 
Elia  !  once  only  has  thy  tripping  tongue 
Run  o'er  my  breast,  yet  never  has  been  left 
Impression  on  it  stronger  or  more  sweet. 
Cordial  old  man  !  what  youth  was  in  thy  years, 
What  wisdom  in  thy  levity,  what  truth 
In  every  utterance  of  that  purest  soul ! 
Few  are  the  spirits  of  the  glorified 
I'd  spring  to  earlier  at  the  gate  of  Heaven. 

CCLXXXVIII. 
TO  ANDREW  JACKSON. 
Happy  may  be  the  land 
Where  mortals  with  their  eyes  uplifted  stand 

While  Eloquence  her  thunder  rolls : 
Happier,  where  no  deceptive  light 
Bursts  upon  Passion's  stormy  night, 

Guiding  to  rocks  and  shoals. 
Happiest  of  all,  where  Man  shall  lay 

His  limbs  at  their  full  length,  nor  overcast 
The  sky  above  his  head,  but  the  pure  ray 
Shines  brighter  on  the  future  than  the  past. 
Look,  look  into  the  east  afar, 
Refulgent  western  Star ! 
And  where  the  fane  of  Pallas  stands, 
Rear'd  to  her  glory  by  his  hands, 
Thou,  altho'  nowhere  else,  shalt  see 
A  statesman  and  a  chief  like  thee. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


667 


How  rare  the  sight,  how  grand  ! 

Behold  the  golden  scales  of  Justice  stand 

Well  balanced  in  a  mailed  hand ! 
Following  the  calm  Deliverer  of  Mankind, 

In  thee  again  we  find 

This  spectacle  renew'd. 

Glory  altho'  there  be 

To  leave  thy  country  free, 
Glory  had  reacht  not  there  her  plenitude. 

Up,  every  son  of  Afric  soil, 

Ye  worn  and  weary  hoist  the  sail, 

For  your  own  glebes  and  garners  toil 

With  easy  plough  and  lightsome  flail : 

A  father's  home  ye  never  knew, 
A  father's  home  your  sons  shall  have  from  you.* 
Enjoy  your  palmy  groves,  your  cloudless  day, 

Your  world  that  demons  tore  away. 

Look  up  !  look  up  !  the  flaming  sword 
Hath     vanisht !    and     behold     your    Paradise 
restored. 

Never  was  word  more  bold 
Than  through  thy  cities  ran, 

Let  gold  be  weighed  for  gold, 

Let  man  be  weighed  for  man. 
Thou  spakest  it ;  and  therefore  praise 
Shall  crown  thy  later  as  thy  earlier  days, 
And  braid   more   lovely  this  last  wreath  shall 
bind. 

Where  purest  is  the  heart's  atmosphere 

Atlantic  Kuler !  there 
Shall  men  discern  at  last  the  loftiest  mi  d. 

Else,  and  assert  thy  tr.ust ! 

Enforcing  to  be  just, 

The  race  to  whom  alone 
Of  Europe's  sons  was  never  known 

(In  mart  or  glade) 
The  image  of  the  heavenly  maid 
Astraea ;  she  hath  called  thee  ;  go 
Right  onward,  and  with  tranchant  prow 
The  hissing  foam  of  Gallic  faith  cut  thro'. 


TO    WORDSWORTH. 

Those  who  have  laid  the  harp  aside 

And  turn'd  to  idler  things, 
From  very  restlessness  have  tried 

The  loose  and  dusty  strings, 
And,  catching  back  some  favorite  strain, 
Run  with  it  o'er  the  chords  again. 
But  Memory  is  not  a  Muse, 

0  Wordsworth  !  though  'tis  said 
They  all  descend  from  her,  and  use 

To  haunt  her  fountain-head  : 
That  other  men  should  work  for  me 
In  the  rich  mines  of  Poesie, 
Pleases  me  better  than  the  toil 

Of  smoothing  under  hardened  hand, 
With  attic  emery  and  oil, 

The  shining  point  for  Wisdom's  wand, 
Like  those  thou  temperest  'mid  the  rills 
Descending  from  thy  native  hills. 


*  This  prophecy  was  unfulfilled. 


Without  his  governance,  in  vain 

Manhood  is  strong,  and  Youth  is  bold. 
If  oftentimes  the  o'er-piled  strain 

Clogs  in  the  furnace,  and  grows  cold 
Beneath  his  pinions  deep  and  frore, 
And  swells  and  melts  and  flows  no  more, 
That  is  because  the  heat  beneath 

Pants  in  its  cavern  poorly  fed. 
Life  springs  not  from  the  couch  of  Death, 

Nor  Muse  nor  Grace  can  raise  the  dead  ; 
Unturn'd  then  let  the  mass  remain, 
Intractable  to  sun  or  rain. 
A  marsh,  where  only  flat  leaves  lie, 
And  showing  but  the  broken  sky, 
Too  surely  is  the  sweetest  lay 
That  wins  the  ear  and  wastes  the  day, 
Where  youthful  Fancy  pouts  alone 
And  lets  not  Wisdom  touch  her  zone. 
He  who  would  build  his  fame  up  high, 
The  rule  and  plummet  must  apply, 
Nor  say,  "  I  '11  do  what  I  have  plann'd," 
Before  he  try  if  loam  or  sand 
Be  still  remaining  in  the  place 
Delved  for  each  polisht  pillar's  base. 
With  skilful  eye  and  fit  device 
Thou  raisest  every  edifice, 
Whether  in  sheltered  vale  it  stand 
Or  overlook  the  Dardan  strand,  ; 

Amid  the  cypresses  that  mourn 
Laodameia's  love  forlorn. 
We  both  have  run  o'er  half  the  space 
Listed  for  mortal's  earthly  race  ; 
We  both  have  crost  life's  fervid  line, 
And  other  stars  before  us  shine  : 
May  they  be  bright  and  prosperous 
As  those  that  have  been  stars  for  us ! 
Our  course  by  Milton's  light  was  sped, 
And  Shakspeare  shining  overhead  : 
Chatting  on  deck  was  Dryden  too, 
The  Bacon  of  the  rhyming  crew  ; 
None  ever  crost  our  mystic  sea 
More  richly  stored  with  thought  than  he ; 
Tho'  never  tender  nor  sublime, 
He  wrestles  with  and  conquers  Time. 
To  learn  my  lore  on  Chaucer's  knee, 
I  left  much  prouder  company ; 
Thee  gentle  Spenser  fondly  led, 
But  me  he  mostly  sent  to  bed. 

I  wish  them  every  joy  above 

That  highly  blessed  spirits  prove, 

Save  one  :  and  that  too  shall  be  theirs, 

But  after  many  rolling  years, 

When  'mid  their  light  thy  light  appears. 


TO   THE    COMTESSE    DE    MOLANDE,  ABOUT    TO    MARRY 
THE    DUO    DE    LUXEMBOURG. 

Say  ye  that  years  roll  on  and  ne'er  return ) 
Say  ye  the  Sun  who  leaves  them  all  behind, 
Their  great  creator,  can  not  bring  one  back 
With  all  his  force,  tho'  he  draw  worlds  around  1 
Witness  me,  little  streams  that  meet  before 


668 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


My  happy  dwelling ;  witness  Africo 
And  Mensola  !  that  ye  have  seen  at  once 
Twenty  roll  back,  twenty  as  swift  and  bright 
As  are  your  swiftest  and  your  brightest  waves, 
When  the  tall  cypress  o'er  the  Doccia 
Hurls  from  his  inmost  boughs  the  latent  snow. 

Go,  and  go  happy,  light  of  my  past  days, 
Consoler  of  my  present !  thou  whom  Fate 
Alone  could  sever  from  me !    One  step  higher 
Must  yet  be  mounted,  high  as  was  the  last : 
Friendship  with  faltering  accent  says  "  Depart, 
And  take  the  highest  seat  below  the  crown'd." 

ccxci. 

TO   THE   COUNTESS   OF   BLESSINOTOK. 

Since  in  the  terrace-bower  we  sate 

While  Arno  gleam'd  below, 
And  over  sylvan  Massa  late 

Hung  Cynthia's  slender  bow, 
Years  after  years  have  past  away 

Less  light  and  gladsome ;  why 
Do  those  we  most  implore  to  stay 

Kun  ever  swiftest  by ! 


Unju»t  are  they  who  argue  me  unjust 
To  thee,  0  France  !    Did  ever  man  delight 
More  cordially  in  him  who  held  the  hearts 
Of  beasts  to  his,  and  searcht  into  them  all, 
And  took  their  wisdom,  giving  it  profuse 
To  man,  who  gave  them  little  in  return, 
And  only  kept  their  furs  and  teeth  and  claws. 
What  comic  scenes  are  graceful,  saving  thine  1 
Where  is  philosophy  like  thy  Montaigne's ! 
Keligion,  like  thy  Fenelon's  ?    Sublime 
In  valour's  self-devotion  were  thy  men, 
Thy  women  far  sublimer  :  but  foul  stains 
At  last  thou  bearest  on  thy  plume  ;  thy  steps 
Follow  false  honour,  deviating  from  true. 
A  broken  word  bears  on  it  worse  disgrace 
Than  broken  sword;  erewhile  thou  knewest  this. 
Thou  huggest  thy  enslaver :  on  his  tomb 
What  scrolls !  what  laurels  !    Are  there  any  bound 
About  the  braver  Corday's  ]    Is  one  hymn 
Chaunted  in  prayers  or  praises  to  the  Maid 
To  whom  all  maidens  upon  earth  should  bend, 
Who  at  the  gate  of  Orleans  broke  thy  chain  1 


TO   LADY   CHARLES   BEAUCLERK. 

No,  Teresita,  never  say 

That  uncle  Lander's  worthless  lay 

Shall  find  its  place  among  your  treasures. 
Altho'  his  heart  is  not  grown  old, 
Yet  are  his  verses  far  too  cold 

For  bridal  bowers  or  festive  measures. 
He  knows  you  lovely,  thinks  you  wise, 
And  still  shall  think  so  if  your  eyes 

Seek  not  in  noisier  paths  to  roam  ; 
But  rest  upon  your  forest-green, 
And  find  that  life  runs  best  between 

A  tender  love  and  tranquil  home. 


ccxciv. 

TO   MY    DAUGHTER. 


By  that  dejected  city  Arno  runs 

Where  Ugolino  claspt  his  famisht  sons ; 

There  wert  thou  born,  my  Julia !  there  thine  eyes 

Return'd  as  bright  a  blue  to  vernal  skies  ; 

And  thence,  sweet  infant  wanderer !  when  the 

Spring 
Advanced,  the    Hours   brought  thee  on   silent 

wing, 

Brought  (while  anemones  were  quivering  round, 
And  pointed  tulips  pierced  the  purple  ground) 
Where  stands  fair  Florence  :  there  thy  voice  first 

blest 

My  ears,  and  sank  like  balm  into  my  breast. 
For  many  griefs  had  wounded  it,  and  more 
Thy  little  hands  could  lighten,  were  in  store. 
But  why  revert  to  griefs  ]  thy  sculptur'd  brow 
Dispels  from  mine  its  darkest  cloud  even  now. 
What  then  the  bliss  to  see  again  thy  face 
And  all  that  rumour  has  announced  of  grace  ! 
I  urge  with  fevered  breast  the  coming  day . . 
0  could  I  sleep  and  wake  again  in  May ! 


TO   THEODOSIA   GARROW. 

Unworthy  are  these  poems  of  the  lights 

That  now  run  over  them  ;  nor  brief  the  doubt 

In  my  own  breast,  if  such  should  interrupt 

(Or  follow  so  irreverently)  the  voice 

Of  Attic  men,  of  women  such  as  thou, 

Of  sages  no  less  sage  than  heretofore, 

Of  pleaders  no  less  eloquent,  of  souls 

Tender  no  less,  or  tuneful,  or  devout. 

Unvalued,  even  by  myself,  are  they, 

Myself  who  rear'd  them  ;  but  a  high  command 

Marshall'd  them  in  their  station :   here  they 

are; 

Look  round ;  see  what  supports  these  parasites. 
Stinted  in  growth  and  destitute  of  odour, 
They  grow  where  young  Ternissa  held  her  guide, 
Where  Solon  awed  the  ruler ;  there  they  grow, 
Weak  as  they  are,  on  cliffs  that  few  can  climb. 
None  to  thy  steps  are  inaccessible, 
Theodosia  !  wakening  Italy  with  song 
Deeper  than  Filicaia's,  or  than  his 
The  triple  deity  of  plastic  art. 
Mindful  of  Italy  and  thee,  crown'd  maid  ! 
1  lay  this  sere  frail  garland  at  thy  feet .  . 

ccxcvi. 

TO   ANDREW   CROSSE. 

Altho'  with  Earth  and  Heaven  you  deal 

As  equal,  and  without  appeal, 

And  bring  beneath  your  ancient  roof 

Records  of  all  they  do,  and  proof, 

No  right  have  you,  sequester'd  Crosse, 

To  make  the  Muses  weep  your  loss. 

A  poet  were  you  long  before 

Gems  from  the  struggling  air  you  tore, 

And  bade  the  far-off  flashes  play 

About  your  woods,  and  light  your  way. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


669 


With  languour  and  disease  opprest, 

And  years,  that  crush  the  tuneful  breast, 

Southey,  the  pure  of  soul  is  mute  ! 

Hoarse  whistles  Wordsworth's  watery  flute, 

Which  mourn'd  with  loud  indignant  strains 

The  famisht  Black  *  in  Corsic  chains : 

Nor  longer  do  the  girls  for  Moore 

Jilt  Horace  as  they  did  before. 

He  sits  contented  to  have  won 

The  rose-wreath  from  Anacreon, 

And  bears  to  see  the  orbs  grow  dim 

That  shone  with  blandest  light  on  him. 

Others  there  are  whose  future  day 

No  slender  glories  shall  display  ; 

But  you  would  think  me  worse  than  tame 

To  find  me  stringing  name  on  name, 

And  I  would  rather  call  aloud 

On  Andrew  Crosse  than  stem  the  crowd. 

Now  chiefly  female  voices  rise 

(And  sweet  are  they)  to  cheer  our  skies. 

Suppose  you  warm  these  chilly  days 

With  samples  from  your  fervid  lays. 

Come  !  courage !  man !  and  don't  pretend 

That  every  verse  cuts  off  a  friend, 

And  that  in  simple  truth  you  fain 

Would  rather  not  give  poets  pain. 

The  lame  excuse  will  never  do .  . 

Philosophers  can  envy  too. 


TO    A    LADY. 

Sweet  are  the  siren  songs  on  eastern  shores, 
To  songs  as  sweet  are  pull'd  our  English  oars  ; 
And  farther  upon  ocean  venture  forth 
The  lofty  sails  that  leave  the  wizard  north. 

*  Among  the  noblest  of  Wordsworth's  Sonnets  (the  finest 
in  any  language,  excepting  a  few  of  Milton's)  is  that  on  Tous- 
saint  L'Ouverture.  He  has  exposed  in  other  works  the  un- 
manly artifices  and  unprofitable  cruelties  of  the  murderer 
who  consummated  his  crime  by  famine,  when  the  damp 
ness  of  a  subterranean  prison  was  too  slow  in  its  opera- 
tion. Nothing  is  so  inexplicable  as  that  any  honest  and 
intelligent  man  should  imagine  the  heroic  or  the  sagacious 
in  Buonaparte.  He  was  the  only  great  gambler  unaware 
that  the  player  of  double  or  quits,  unless  he  discontinues, 
must  be  loser.  In  -Spain  he  held  more  by  peace  than  he 
could  seize  by  war ;  yet  he  went  to  war.  Haiti  he  might 
have  united  inseparably  to  France,  on  terms  the  most 
advantageous  and  the  most  honourable,  hut  he  was  indig- 
nant that  a  black  should  exercise  the  functions  of  a  white, 
that  a  deliverer  should  be  his  representative,  ajid  that  a 
delegate  should  possess  the  affections  of  a  people,  although 
trustworthy  beyond  suspicion.  What  appears  to  others 
his  greatest  crime  appears  to  me  among  the  least,  the 
death  of  D'Enghien.  Whoever  was  plotting  to  subvert  his 
government  might  justly  be  seized  and  slain  by  means  as 
occult.  Beside,  what  are  all  the  Bourbons  .that  ever 
existed  in  comparison  with  Toussaint  L'Ouverture  ?  His 
assassin  was  conscious  of  the  mistake ;  he  committed 
none  so  fatal  to  his  reputation,  though  many  more  perni- 
cious to  his  power.  If  he  failed  so  utterly  with  such 
enormous  means  as  never  were  wielded  by  any  man 
before,  how  would  he  have  encountered  the  difficulties 
that  were  surmounted  by  Frederick  of  Prussia  and  byHyder 
Ali  ?  These  are  the  Hannibal  and  Sertorius  of  modern 
times.  They  were  not,  perhaps,  much  better  men  than 
Buonaparte,  but  politically  and  militarily  they  were  much 
wiser ;  for  they  calculated  how  to  win  what  they  wanted, 
and  they  contrived  how  to  keep  what  they  won. 


Altho'  by  fits  so  dense  a  cloud  of  smoke 
Puffs  from  his  sappy  and  ill-season'd  oak, 
Yet,  as  the  Spirit  of  the  Dream  draws  near, 
Remembered  loves  make  Byron's  self  sincere. 
The  puny  heart  within  him  swells  to  view, 
The  man  grows  loftier  and  the  poet  too. 
When  War  sweeps  nations  down  with  iron  wings, 
Alceeus  never  sang  as  Campbell  sings  ; 
And,  caught  by  playful  wit  and  graceful  lore, 
The  Muse  invoked  by  Horace  bends  to  Moore. 
Theirs,  not  my  verses,  come  I  to  repeat, 
So  draw  the  footstool  nearer  to  your  feet. 


Onward,  right  onward,  gallant  James,  nor  heed 
The  plunging  prancers  of  a  grease-heel'd  breed. 
Onward,  our  leader  thro'  the  tower-lit  scenes 
Of  genial  Froissart  and  of  grave  Commines. 
Minisht  by  death,  by  sickness,  and  by  pain, 
Poictiers  sends  forth  her  glorious  few  again  : 
Again  o'er  pennons  gay  and  hawberks  bright 
The  sable  armour  shines  in  morning  light : 
And  cries  of  triumph  from  the  brave  and  true, 
And  those  who  best  reward  them,  swell  for  you. 

CCXCIX. 

TO   CZARTORYSKI,  ATTENDING  ON   FOOT   THE   FUNERAL 
OF   THE    POET    MENINCIVIOZ. 

In  Czartoryski  I  commend 

The  patriot's  guide,  the  poet's  friend. 

King,  sprung  of  kings,  yet  great  and  good 

As  any  pure  from  royal  blood  ; 

O'er  genius  not  ashamed  to  bear 

The  pall,  or  shed  at  home  the  tear. 

Thou,  who  hast  shown  us  how  the  great 

Are  greater  in  their  fallen  state, 

Another  rare  example  give  .  . 

That  kings,  uncurst  by  men,  may  live, 

And  Poland  by  thy  light  shall  see 

One  nation  in  wide  Europe  free. 


TO   MY   DAUGHTER   IN   ITALY,   AT   CHRISTMAS. 

Where  is,  ah  where !  the  citron  bloom 
That  threw  its  fragrance  o'er  my  room  ] 
Where,  white  magnolia-cup  entwined 
With  pliant  myrtle's  ruddy  rind  1 
Julia,  with  you  the  flowers  are  gay, 
And  cluster  round  the  shortest  day. 
Little  at  Fiesole  ye  know 
Of  holly,  less  of  mistleto  ; 
Such  as  the  Druid  priest  of  yore 
To  grim  god-monsters  grimly  bore. 
Run  :  from  her  pouting  infants  call 
The  musk-rose  at  our  chapel-wall ; 
Run,  bring  the  violets  up,  that  blow 
Along  the  banks  of  Africo  ; 
And  tell  them,  every  soul,  they  must 
Bend  their  coy  heads  and  kiss  my  bust. 
Christmas  is  come  :  on  such  a  day 
Give  the  best  thoughts  fair  room  for  play. 
And  all  the  Sabbath  dance  and  sing 
In  honour  of  your  new-born  king. 


670 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


CCCI. 
CO   MISS   ISABELLA   PEROT. 

If  that  old  hermit  laid  to  rest 

Beneath  your  chapel-floor, 
Could  leave  the  regions  of  the  blest 

And  visit  earth  once  more  : 
If  human  sympathies  could  warm 

His  tranquil  breast  again, 
Your  innocence  that  breast  could  charm, 

Perhaps  your  beauty  pain. 


TO   CHARLES   DICKENS. 

Go  then  to  Italy;  but  mind 
To  leave  the  pale  low  France  behind ; 
Pass  through  that  country,  nor  ascend 
The  Rhine,  nor  over  Tyrol  wend : 
Thus  all  at  once  shall  rise  more  grand 
The  glories  of  the  ancient  land. 

Dickens !  how  often,  when  the  air 
Breath'd  genially,  I've  thought  me  there, 
And  rais'd  to  heaven  my  thankful  eyes 
To  see  three  spans  of  deep  blue  skies. 

In  Genoa  now  I  hear  a  stir, 
A  shout  .  .  Here  comes  the  Minister  ! 
Yes,  thou  art  he,  although  not  sent 
By  cabinet  or  parliament : 
Yes,  thou  art  he.     Since  Milton's  youth 
Bloom'd  in  the  Eden  of  the  South, 
Spirit  so  pure  and  lofty  none 
Hath  heavenly  Genius  from  his  throne 
Deputed  on  the  banks  of  Thames 
To  speak  his  voice  and  urge  his  claims. 
Let  every  nation  know  from  thee 
How  less  than  lovely  Italy 
Is  the  whole  world  beside ;  let  all 
Into  their  grateful  breasts  recall 
How  Prospero  and  Miranda  dwelt 
In  Italy  :  the  griefs  that  melt 
The  stoniest  heart,  each  sacred  tear 
One  lacrymatory  gathered  here ; 
All  Desdemona's,  all  that  fell 
In  playful  Juliet's  bridal  cell. 

Ah !  could  my  steps  in  life's  decline 
Accompany  or  follow  thine  ! 
But  my  own  vines  are  not  for  me 
To  prune,  or  from  afar  to  see. 
I  miss  the  tales  I  used  to  tell 
With  cordial  Hare  and  joyous  Gell, 
And  that  good  old  Archbishop  whose 
Cool  library,  at  evening's  close 
(Soon  as  from  Ischia  swept  the  gale 
And  heav'd  and  left  the  dark'ning  sail) 
Its  lofty  portal  opened  wide 
To  me,  and  very  few  beside  : 
Yet  large  his  kindness.     Still  the  poor 
Flock  round  Taranto's  palace-door, 
And  find  no  other  to  replace 
The  noblest  of  a  noble  race. 
Amid  our  converse  you  would  see 
Each  with  white  cat  upon  his  knee, 
And  flattering  that  grand  company : 


For  Persian  kings  might  proudly  own 
Such  glorious  cats  to  share  the  throne. 
Write  me  few  letters :  I  'm  content 
With  what  for  all  the  world  is  meant ; 
Write  then  for  all :  but,  since  my  breast 
Is  far  more  faithful  than  the  rest, 
Never  shall  any  other  share 
With  little  Nelly  nestling  there. 

cccni. 

ON    SEEING   A    LADY   SIT  FOR   HER  PORTRAIT. 

The  basket  upon  which  thy  fingers  bend, 
Thou  mayst  remember  in  my  Tuscan  hall, 

When  the  glad  children,  gazing  on  a  friend, 
From  heedless  arm  let  high-piled  peaches  fall 
On  the  white  marble,  splashing  to  the  wall. 

Oh,  were  they  present  at  this  later  hour ! 

Could  they  behold  the  form  whole  realms  admire 

Lean  with  such  grace  o'er  cane  and  leaf  and  flower, 
Happy  once  more  would  they  salute  their  sire, 
Nor  wonder  that  her  name  still  rests  uponhislyre. 

ccoiv. 

TO  MISS  POWER. 
I  can  not  very  plainly  tell 
What  hair  the  nearest  yours  may  dwell, 
When  with  the  sweetest  blossoms  Love 
Shall  decorate  the  blest  alcove, 
Which  he  alone  hath  skill  to  raise 
And  shelter  from  all  stormy  days. 
But,  lady  fair,  the  reason  why 
Its  colour  hath  escaped  the  eye, 
Is,  that  your  laurel  quite  obscures 
The  hair  that  ventures  nearest  youre.* 


TO    SOUTHEY,    1833. 

Indweller  of  a  peaceful  vale, 
Ravaged  erewhile  by  white-hair'd  Dane ; 
Rare  architect  of  many  a  wondrous  tale, 
Which,  till  Helvellyn's  head  lie  prostrate,  shall 

remain ! 

From  Arno's  side  I  hear  thy  Derwent  flow, 
And  see  methinks  the  lake  below 
Reflect  thy  graceful  progeny,  more  fair 
And  radiant  than  the  purest  waters  are, 
Even  wlien  gurgling  in  their  joy  among 
The  bright  and  blessed  throng 
Whom,  on  her  arm  recline,f 
The  beauteous  Proserpine 
With  tenderest  regretful  gaze, 
Thinking  of  Enna's  yellow  field,  surveys. 

Alas  !  that  snows  are  shed 

Upon  thy  laurel'd  head, 


*  Irish  country-girls  believe  that,  when  they  first  hear 
the  cuckoo,  if  they  turn  up  the  nearest  stone,  they  will 
find  a  hair  under  it  of  the  same  colour  as  their  future 
husband's. 

t  So  Milton  :  Par.  Lott,  B.  iv.,  v.  333, 

"  sideling  as  they  sat,  recline 
On  the  soft  downy  bank,  damaskt  with  flowers." 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


671 


Hurtled  by  many  cares  and  many  wrongs ! 

Malignity  lets  none 

Approach  the  Delphic  throne  ; 
A   hundred    lane-fed  curs    bark    down    Fame's 

hundred  tongues. 
But  this  is  in  the  night,  when  men  are  slow 

To  raise  their  eyes,  when  high  and  low, 
The  scarlet  and  the  colourless,  are  one  : 

Soon  Sleep  unbars  his  noiseless  prison, 

And  active  minds  again  are  rise.n ; 
Where   are  the  curs?   dream-bound,  and  whim- 
pering in  the  sun. 

At  fife's  or  lyre's  or  tabor's  sound 
The  dance  of  youth,  0  Southey,  runs  not  round, 
But  closes  at  the  bottom  of  the  room 
Amid  the  falling  dust  and  deepening  gloom, 

Where  the  weary  sit  them  down, 
And  Beauty  too  unbraids,  and  waits  a  lovelier 
crown. 

We  hurry  to  the  river  we  must  cross, 

And  swifter  downward  every  footstep  wends  ; 

Happy,  who  reach  it  ere  they  count  the  loss 
Of  half  their  faculties  and  half  their  friends ! 
When  we  are  come  to  it,  the  stream 
Is  not  so  dreary  as  they  deem 
Who  look  on  it  from  haunts  too  dear ; 

The  weak  from  Pleasure's  baths  feel  most  its 
chilling  air ! 

No  firmer  breast  than  thine  hath  Heaven 

To  poet,  sage,  or  hero  given  : 
No  heart  more  tender,  none  more  just 

To  that  He  largely  placed  in  trust : 
Therefore  shalt  thou,  whatever  date 
Of  years  be  thine,  with  soul  elate 
Kise  up  before  the  Eternal  throne, 
And  hear,  in  God's  own  voice,  "  Well  done." 

Not,  were  that  submarine 

Gem-lighted  city  mine, 
Wherein  my  name,  engraven  by  thy  hand, 
Above  the  royal  gleam  of  blazonry  shall  stand  ; 

Not,  were  all  Syracuse 

Pour'd  forth  before  my  Muse, 
With  Hiero's  cars  and  steeds,  and  Pindar's  lyre 
Brightening  the  path  with  more  than  solar  fire, 
Could  I,  as  would  beseem,  requite  the  praise 
Showered  upon  my  low  head  from  thy  most  lofty 


TO   BARRY   CORNWALL. 

Barry  !  your  spirit  long  ago 

Has  haunted  me ;  at  last  I  know 

The  heart  it  sprung  from :  one  more  sound 

Ne'er  rested  on  poetic  ground. 

But,  Barry  Cornwall !  by  what  right 

Wring  you  my  breast  and  dim  my  sight, 

And  make  me  wish  at  every  touch 

My  poor  old  hand  could  do  as  much  ] 

No  other  in  these  later  times 

Has  bound  me  in  so  potent  rhymes. 

I  have  observed  the  curious  dress 

And  jewelry  of  brave  Queen  Bess, 


But  always  found  some  o'ercharged  thing, 

Some  flaw  in  even  the  brightest  ring, 

Admiring  in  her  men  of  war, 

A  rich  but  too  argute  guitar. 

Our  foremost  now  are  more  prolix, 

And  scrape  with  three-fell  fiddlesticks, 

And,  whether  bound  for  griefs  or  smiles, 

Are  slow  to  turn  as  crocodiles. 

Once,  every  court  and  country  bevy 

Chose  the  gallant  of  loins  less  heavy, 

And  would  have  laid  upon  the  shelf 

Him  who  could  talk  but  of  himself. 

Eeason  is  stout,  but  even  Reason 

May  walk  too  long  in  Rhyme's  hot  season. 

I  have  heard  many  folks  aver 

They  have  caught  horrid  colds  with  her. 

Imagination's  paper  kite, 

Unless  the  string  is  held  in  tight, 

Whatever  fits  and  starts  it  takes, 

Soon  bounces  on  the  ground,  and  breaks. 

You,  placed  afar  from  each  extreme, 

Nor  dully  drowse  nor  wildly  dream, 

But,  ever  flowing  with  good-humour, 

Are  bright  as  spring  and  warm  as  summer. 

Mid  your  Penates  not  a  word 

Of  scorn  or  ill-report  is  heard  ; 

Nor  is  there  any  need  to  pull 

A  sheaf  or  truss  from  cart  too  full, 

Lest  it  overload  the  horse,  no  doubt, 

Or  clog  the  road  by  falling  out. 

We,  who  surround  a  common  table, 

And  imitate  the  fashionable, 

Wear  each  two  eye-glasses  :  this  lens 

Shows  us  our  faults,  that  other  men's. 

We  do  not  care  how  dim  may  be 

This  by  whose  aid  our  own  we  see, 

But,  ever  anxiously  alert 

That  all  may  have  their  whole  desert, 

We  would  melt  down  the  stars  and  sun 

In  our  heart's  furnace,  to  make  one 

Thro'  which  the  enlighten'd  world  might  spy 

A  mote  upon  a  brother's  eye. 


TO   MAJOR-GENERAL   W.    NAPIER. 

Napier  !  take  up  anew  thy  pen, 

To  mark  the  deeds  of  mighty  men. 

And  whose  more  glorious  canst  thou  trace 

Than  heroes  of  thy  name  and  race  ? 

No  other  house  hath  ever  borne 

So  many  of  them  to  adorn 

The  annals  of  our  native  land 

In  virtue,  wisdom,  and  command. 

But  foremost,  and  to  thee  most  near, 

Is  he  who  vanquisht  the  Ameer. 

And  when  before  his  feet  was  laid 

By  fallen  power  the  thirteenth  blade, 

With  every  hilt  more  rich  in  gems 

Than  Europe's  kingly  diadems, 

Then,  and  then  only,  did  he  stoop 

To  take  the  spoils  of  victory  up, 

That  he  might  render  each  again 

To  hands  which  wielded  them  in  vain. 


672 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


"  Is  this  the  race  of  Clive  1"  cried  they : 

"  Did  Hastings  exercise  such  sway  ]" 

They  since  have  seen  him  rais'd  not  more 

In  pride  or  splendour  than  before, 

And  studious  but  to  leave  behind 

The  blessing  of  just  laws  to  Scinde. 

Therefore  do  thou,  if  health  permit, 

Add  one  page  more  to  Holy  Writ. 

Such  is  the  page  wherein  are  shown 

The  fragments  of  a  bloody  throne, 

And  peace  and  happiness  restored 

By  their  old  enemy  the  sword. 

Hasten,  my  friend,  the  work  begun, 

For  daily  dimmer  grows  our  sun, 

And  age,  if  farther  off  from  thee, 

Creeps  on,  though  imperceptibly. 

Some  call  him  slow,  some  find  him  fast, 

But  all  he  overtakes  at  last, 

Unless  they  run  and  will  not  wait, 

But  overleap  life's  flower-twined  gate. 

We  may  not  leave  the  lighted  town 

Again  to  tread  our  turfy  down, 

Thence  tracing  Avon's  misty  white, 

The  latest  object  seiz'd  by  Night, 

Nor  part  at  Claverton  when  Jove 

Is  the  sole  star  we  see  above ; 

Yet  friends  for  evermore.     If  War 

Had  rear'd  me  a  triumphal  car, 

Imperfect  would  have  been  my  pride 

Unless  he  plac'd  thee  close  beside, 

And  shouts  like  these  the  skies  might  rend, 

"  See  the  brave  man  he  chose  for  friend !" 


TO   MATHEW   AND   WOLFF. 

Who  are  those  men  that  pass  us  1  men  well-girt 
For  voyaging ;  of  aspect  meek,  of  breath 
Ardent,  of  eyes  that  only  look  to  heaven. 
I  must  perforce  abase  before  them  mine, 
Unworthy  to  behold  them ;  I  must  check 
Praise,  which  they  would  not  from  men's  lip 

receive, 

But  that  men  call  for  it,  throughout  all  lands, 
Throughout  all  ages. 

Hail,  deliverers 

From  sin,  from  every  other  thraldom !    Hail 
Theobald  !  his  true  servant.     Nor  do  thou 
Suspend  thy  step,  urged  by  God's  voice,  to  press 
Past  Taurus,  past  the  Caspian,  past  the  groves 
Of  Samarcand,  thrilling  with  Persian  song, 
To  where  Bokhara's  noisome  prisons  hold 
Indomitable  hearts,  to  perish  there 
Unless  thou  save  them :  but  thine  too  may  rot 
Beside  them,  whether  timely  or  too  late 
Thou  plungest  into  that  deep  well  of  woe. 

Wolff!  there  was  one  who  bore  thy  glorious 

name 

Before  thee ;  one  who  rais'd  from  foul  disgrace 
The  British  flag,  and  won  the  western  world  : 
Brave  man !  and  happy  in  his  death !  but  thou 
In  life  art  happier  nor  less  brave  than  he. 

I  will  believe  that  Christianity 
(Merciful  God  !  forgive  the  manifold 


Adulteries  with  her  valets  and  her  grooms, 
Bank  gardeners  and  wheezing  manciples !) 
Is  now  of  service  to  the  earth  she  curst 
With  frauds  perpetual,  intermittent  fires, 
And  streams  of  blood  that  intersect  the  globe : 
I  will  believe  it :  none  shall  kill  my  faith 
While  men  like  thee  are  with  us.      Kings 

conspire 

Against  their  God,  and  raise  up  images 
Arrayed  in  purple  all  befringed  with  gold, 
For  blindfold  men  to  worship,  and  ordain 
That  flocks  and  herds  and  corn,  nay,  common 

grass, 

Nay,  what  the  rivers  and  the  seas  throw  up, 
Be  laid  before  them  for  their  revelry. 
The  twisted  columns  are  grand  ornaments ; 
Yet  all  their  foliage,  all  their  fruitage,  lends 
Support  but  feeble  to  the  dome  above. 
Ye  pass  bareheaded  under  open  heaven, 
Under  the  torrid  and  the  frozen  sky, 
To  preach  the  word  of  truth,  to  snatch  the  soul 
From  death,  the  captive  from  his  double  chain  : 
Therefore  be  glory  to  you  both  on  high, 
On  earth  (what  none  so  deeply  sigh  for)  peace ! 


TO   MICHELET   ON   HIS    "  PKIESTS,    WOMEN,   AND 
FAMILIES." 

Miehelet !   Time  urges  me  down  life's  descent, 
Yet  suffers  me  to  breathe  and  look  abroad 
And  view  one  object,  grand  and  luminous, 
In  the  clear  south  :  'tis  thou ;  apart,  alone, 
Brave  combatant,  above  all  bravery 
Of  proudest  battle-field  !    No  eloquence 
In  thy  own  land,  altho'  that  land  pour'd  forth 
From  Paschal  and  from  Bossuet  such  as  Home 
And  Athens  never  heard,  is  warm  as  thine. 
To  raise  the  feeble,  to  abase  the  proud, 
To  strike  the  mask  from  frockt  Hypocrisy, 
Is  worthy  of  thy  genius.     Deign  to  hear 
One  more  applauder.     If  unfit  to  judge 
How  far  above  all  others  of  our  day 
Thou  standest,  how  much  higher  every  hour 
Will  come  to  raise  thee,  deign  to  hear  a  voice 
That  faulters  with  thy  own,  while  that  large 

heart 

Swells  o'er  a  mother's  dust.    Albeit  too  poor 
Wert  thou  to  bury  her,  the  glorious  son 
Hath  now  erected  over  her  a  tomb 
Such  as,  with  all  his  wealth,  no  king  to  king, 
No  grateful  nation  to  protector  rais'd. 


cccx. 

TO   MICHELET   ON   HIS   "PEOPLE." 

I  prais'd  thee,  Miehelet,  whom  I  saw 
At  Reason's  Feast,  by  Right  and  Law. 
Must  then,  when  Discord's  voice  hath  ceast. 
And  when  the  faggot  fails  the  priest, 
All  present  Frenchmen,  like  all  past, 
Cry  for  a  lap  of  blood  at  last  1 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


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TO   MACAULAY. 

The  dreamy  rhymer's  measured  snore 
Falls  heavy  on  our  ears  no  more ; 
And  by  long  strides  are  left  behind 
The  dear  delights  of  woman-kind, 
Who  win  their  battles  like  their  loves, 
In  satin  waistcoats  and  kid  gloves, 
And  have  achieved  the  crowning  work 
When  they  have  truss'd  and  skewer'd  a  Turk. 
Another  comes  with  stouter  tread, 
And  stalks  among  the  statelier  dead. 
He  rushes  on,  and  hails  by  turns 
High-crested  Scott,  broad-breasted  Burns, 
And  shows  the  British  youth,  who  ne'er 
Will  lag  behind,  what  Romans  were, 
When  all  the  Tuscans  and  their  Lars 
Shouted,  and  shook  the  towers  of  Mars. 


TO    JOHN    KENYON. 

So,  Kenyon,  thou  lover  of  frolic  and  laughter, 
We  meet  in  a  place  where  we  never  were  sad. 

But  who  knows  what  destiny  waits  us  hereafter, 
How  little  or  much  of  the  pleasures  we  had ! 

The  leaves  of  perhaps  our  last  autumn  are  falling ; 
Half-spent  is  the  fire  that  may  soon  cease  to 

burn : 
How  many  are  absent  who  heed  not  our  calling! 

Alas,  and  how  many  who  can  not  return ! 
Now,  ere  you  are  one  of  them,  puff  from  before 

you 

The  sighs  and  entreaties  that  sadden  Torquay : 
A  score  may  cling  round  you,  and  one  may  adore 

you; 
If  so,  the  more  reason  to  hurry  away. 


TO    KOBERT    BROWNING. 

There  is  delight  in  singing,  tho'  none  hear 

Beside  the  singer :  and  there  is  delight 

In  praising,  tho'  the  praiser  sit  alone 

And  see  the  prais'd  far  off  him,  far  above. 

Shakspeare  is  not  our  poet,  but  the  world's, 

Therefore  on  him  no  speech !  and  brief  for  thee, 

Browning !    Since  Chaucer  was  alive  and  hale, 

No  man  hath  walkt  along  our  roads  with  step 

So  active,  so  inquiring  eye,  or  tongue 

So  varied  in  discourse.     But  wanner  climes1 

Give  brighter  plumage,  stronger  wing  :  the  breeze 

Of  Alpine  highths  thou  playest  with,  borne  on 

Beyond  Sorrento  and  Amain,  where 

The  Siren  waits  thee,  singing  song  for  song. 


ccoxiv. 

TO    THE    SISTER   OF    ELIA. 

Comfort  thee,  0  thou  mourner,  yet  awhile  ! 

Again  shall  Elia's  smije 
Refresh  thy  heart,  where  heart  can  ache  no  more. 

What  is  it  we  deplore  ? 


He  leaves  behind  him,  freed  from  griefs  and  years, 

Far  worthier  things  than  tears. 
The  love  of  friends  without  a  single  foe  : 

Unequalled  lot  below ! 
His  gentle  soul,  his  genius,  these  are  thine  ; 

For  these  dost  thou  repine  ? 
He  may  have  left  the  lowly  walks  of  men ; 

Left  them  he  has ;  what  then1? 
Are  not  his  footsteps  followed  by  the  eyes 

Of  all  the  good  and  wise  ] 
Tho'  the  warm  day  is  over,  yet  they  seek 

Upon  the  lofty  peak 
Of  his  pure  mind  the  roseate  light  that  glows 

O'er  death's  perennial  snows. 
Behold  him  !  from  the  region  of  the  blest 

He  speaks:  he  bids  thee  rest. 


TO   JOSEPH    ABLETT. 

Lord  of  the  Celtic  dells, 
Where  Clwyd  listens  as  his  minstrel  tells 
Of  Arthur,  or  Pendragon,  or  perchance 

The  plumes  of  flashy  France, 
Or,  in  dark  region  far  across  the  main, 
Far  as  Grenada  in  the  world  of  Spain, 

Warriors  untold  to  Saxon  ear, 
Until  their  steel-clad  spirits  reappear ; 

How  happy  were  the  hours  that  held 
Thy  friend  (long  absent  from  his  native  home) 
Amid  thy  scenes  with  thee  !  how  wide  a-field 

From  all  past  cares  and  all  to  come ! 

What  hath  Ambition's  feverish  grasp,  what  hath 
Inconstant  Fortune,  panting  Hope  ; 
What  Genius,  that  should  cope 
With  the  heart-whispers  in  that  path 
Winding  so  idly,  where  the  idler  stream 
Flings  at  the  white-hair'd  poplars  gleam  for  gleam? 

Ablett,  of  all  the  days 

My  sixty  summers  ever  knew, 

Pleasant  as  there  have  been  no  few, 

Memory  not  one  surveys 
Like  those  we  spent  together.    Wisely  spent 
Are  they  alone  that  leave  the  soul  content. 

Together  we  have  visited  the  men 
Whom    Pictish    pirates   vainly   would    have 

drown'd  ; 
Ah,  shall  we  ever  clasp  the  hand  again 

That  gave  the  British  harp  its  truest  sound] 
Live,  Derwent's  guest !   and  thou  by  Grasmere 

springs! 
Serene  creators  of  immortal  things. 

And  live  too  thou  for  happier  days 
Whom  Dryden's  force  and  Spenser's  fays 
Have  heart  and  soul  possest : 

Growl  in  grim  London  he  who  will, 

Revisit  thou  Maiano's  hill, 

And  swell  with  pride  his  sun-burnt  breast. 

Old  Redi  in  his  easy  chair 
With  varied  chant  awaits  thee  there, 
And  here  are  voices  in  the  grove 


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Aside  my  house,  that  make  me  think 
Bacchus  is  coming  down  to  drink 

To  Ariadne's  love. 
But  whither  am  I  borne  away 
From  thee,  to  whom  began  my  lay  ? 

Courage !  I  am  not  yet  quite  lost ; 
I  stept  aside  to  greet  my  friends ; 
Believe  me,  soon  the  greeting  ends, 

I  know  but  three  or  four  at  most. 
Deem  not  that  Time  hath  borne  too  hard 
Upon  the  fortunes  of  thy  bard, 

Leaving  me  only  three  or  four : 
'Tis  my  old  number ;  dost  thou  start 
At  such  a  tale  1  in  what  man's  heart 

Is  there  fireside  for  more  ? 

I  never  courted  friends  or  Fame ; 
She  pouted  at  me  long,  at  last  she  came, 
And  threw  her  arms  around  my  neck  and  said, 
"  Take  what  hath  been  for  years  delay"d, 
And  fear  not  that  the  leaves  will  fall 
One  hour  the  earlier  from  thy  coronal." 
Ablett !  thou  knowest  with  what  even  hand 

I  waved  away  the  ofFer'd  seat 
Among  the  clambering,  clattering,  stilted  great, 

The  rulers  of  our  land ; 
Nor  crowds  nor  kings  can  lift  me  up, 
Nor  sweeten  Pleasure's  purer  cup. 
Thou  knowest  how,  and  why,  are  dear  to  me 

My  citron  groves  of  Fiesole, 
My  chirping  Affrico,*  my  beech  wood  nook, 
My  Naiads,  with  feet  only  in  the  brook, 
Which  runs  away  and  giggles  in  their  faces, 
Yet  there  they  sit,  nor  sigh  for  other  places. 

'Tis  not  Pelasgian  wall, 
By  him  made  sacred  whom  alone 

'Twere  not  profane  to  call 

The  bard  divine,  nor  (thrown 
Far  under  me)  Valdarno,  nor  the  crest 
Of  Vallombrosa  in  the  crimson  east. 

Here  can  I  sit  or  roam  at  will ; 

Few  trouble  me,  few  wish  me  ill, 
Few  come  across  me,  few  too  near ; 
,     Here  all  my  wishes  make  their  stand ; 

Here  ask  I  no  one's  voice  or  hand ; 
Scornful  of  favour,  ignorant  of  fear. 

Yon  vine  upon  the  maple  bough 

Flouts  at  the  hearty  wheat  below  ; 
Away  her  venal  wines  the  wise  man  sends, 

While  those  of  lower  stem  he  brings 

From  inmost  treasure-vault,  and  sings 
Their  worth  and  age  among  his  chosen  friends. 

Behold  our  Earth,t  most  nigh  the  sun 
Her  zone  least  opens  to  the  genial  heat, 

But  farther  off  her  veins  more  freely  run : 

*  Affrico.  A  little  stream  celebrated  by  Boccaccio,  in 
his  Ninfale,  &c.  To  this  place  his  Bella  BriRata  retired, 
to  relate  the  last  stories  of  the  Decameron.  The  Author's 
villa  (formerly  Count  Gherardesca's,  the  representative  of 
the  unhappy  Count  Ugolino)  stands  directly  above  what 
was  anciently  the  lake  described  there. 

t  It  is  calculated  that  the  Earth  is  tiro  million  seven 
hundred  and  ffty-four  thousand  miles  nearer  to  the 
sun  in  the  shortest  day  than  in  the  longest. 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


'Tis  thus  with  those  who  whirl  about  the  great ; 
The  nearest  shrink  and  shiver,  we  remote 
May  open-breasted  blow  the  pastoral  oat. 


TO   AN  AGED  POET. 

Why,  0  true  poet  of  the  country !  why 
With  goat-skin  glove  an  ancient  friend  defy  ? 
Think  timely  (for  our  coming  years  are  few) 
Their  worst  diseases  mortals  may  subdue ; 
Which,  if  they  grow  around  the  loftier  mind, 
Death,  when  ourselves  are  smitten,  leaves  behind. 
Our  frowardness,  our  malice,  our  distrust, 
Cling  to  our  name  and  sink  not  with  our  dust. 
Like  peer's  and  pauper's  are  our  flesh  and  blood, 
Perish  like  them  we  can  not,  if  we  would. 
Is  not  our  sofa  softer  when  one  end 
Sinks  to  the  welcome  pressure  of  a  friend  ? 
If  he  hath  rais'd  us  from  our  low  estate, 
Are  we  not  happier  when  they  call  him  great  ] 
Some  who  sat  round  us  while  the  grass  was  green 
Fear  the  chill  air  and  quit  the  duller  scene ; 
Some,  unreturning,  through  our  doors  have  past, 
And  haply  we  may  live  to  see  the  last. 


TO  A   PAINTER. 

Conceal  not  Time's  misdeeds,  but  on  my  brow 

Retrace  his  mark : 
Let  the  retiring  hair  be  silvery  now 

That  once  was  dark  : 
Eyes  that  reflected  images  too  bright 

Let  clouds  o'ercast, 
And  from  the  tablet  be  abolisht  quite 

The  cheerful  past. 

Yet  Care's  deep  lines  should  one  from  waken'd 
Mirth 

Steal  softly  o'er, 
Perhaps  on  me  the  fairest  of  the  Earth, 

May  glance  once  more. 


...      TO   A   BRIDE,   FEB.    17,   1846. 

A  still,  serene,  soft  day ;  enough  of  sun 

To  wreathe  the  cottage  smoke  like  pine-tree  snow, 

Whiter  than  those  white  flowers  the  bride-maids 

wore ; 

Upon  the  silent  boughs  the  lissom  air 
Rested ;  and,  only  when  it  went,  they  moved, 
Nor  more  than  under  linnet  springing  off. 
Such  was  the  wedding-morn :  the  joyous  Year 
Lept  over  March  and  April  up  to  May. 
Regent  of  rising  and  of  ebbing  hearts, 
Thyself  borne  on  in  cool  serenity, 
All  heaven  around  and  bending  over  thee, 
All  earth  below  and  watchful  of  thy  course ! 
Well  hast  thou  chosen,  after  long  demur 
To  aspirations  from  more  realms  than  one. 
Peace  be  with  those  thou  leavest !  peace  with  thee ! 
Is  that  enough  to  wish  thee  1  not  enough, 
But  very  much  :  for  Love  himself  feels  pain, 
While  brighter  plumage  shoots,  to  shed  last  year's; 


MISCELLANEOUS. 


675 


And  one  at  home  (how  dear  that  one !)  recalls 
Thy  name,  and  thou  recallest  one  at  home. 
Yet  turn  not  back  thine  eyes ;  the  hour  of  tears 
Is  over ;  nor  believe  thou  that  Eomance 
Closes  against  pure  Faith  her  rich  domain. 
Shall  only  blossoms  flourish  there  ?    Arise, 
Far-sighted  bride  !  look  forward !  clearer  views 
And  higher  hopes  lie  under  calmer  skies. 
Fortune  in  vain  call'd  out  to  thee ;  in  vain 
Rays  from  high  regions  darted ;  Wit  pour'd  out 
His  sparkling  treasures ;  Wisdom  laid  his  crown 
Of  richer  jewels  at  thy  reckless  feet. 
Well  hast  thou  chosen.    I  repeat  the  words, 
Adding  as  true  ones,  not  untold  before, 
That  incense  must  have  fire  for  its  ascent, 
Else  'tis  inert  and  can  not  reach  the  idol. 
Youth  is  the  sole  equivalent  of  youth. 
Enjoy  it  while  it  lasts ;  and  last  it  will ; 
Love  can  prolong  it  in  despite  of  Years. 

ccoxix. 

TO   JOHN   FORSTER. 

Forster !  whose  zeal  hath  seiz'd  each  written  page 
Tnat  fell  from  me,  and  over  many  lands 
Hath  clear'd  for  me  a  broad  and  solid  way, 
Whence  one  more  age,  aye,  haply  more  than  one, 
May  be  arrived  at  (all  through  thee),  accept 
No  false  or  faint  or  perishable  thanks. 


From  better  men,  and  greater,  friendship  turn'd 
Thy  willing  steps  to  me.    From  Eliot's  cell 
Death-dark ;  from  Hampden's  sadder  battle-field ; 
From  steadfast  Cromwell's  tribunitian  throne, 
Loftier  than  kings'  supported  knees  could  mount ; 
Hast  thou  departed  with  me,  and  hast  climbed 
Cecropian  highths,  and  ploughed  ^Egean  waves. 
Therefore  it  never  grieved  me  when  I  saw 
That  she  who  guards  those  regions  and  those  seas 
Hath  lookt  with  eyes  more  gracious  upon  thee. 
There  are  no  few  like  that  conspirator 
Who,  under  pretext  of  power-worship,  fell 
At  Cassar's  feet,  only  to  hold  him  down 
While  others  stabb'd  him  with  repeated  blows : 
And  there  are  more  who  fling  light  jibes,  immerst 
In  gutter-filth,  against  the  car  that  mounts 
Weighty  with  triumph  up  the  Sacred  Way. 
Protect  in  every  place  my  stranger  guests, 
Born  in  the  lucid  land  of  free  pure  song, 
Now  first  appearing  on  repulsive  shores, 
Bleak,  and  where  safely  none  but  natives  move, 
Eed-poll'd,  red-handed,  siller-grasping  men. 
Ah  !  lead  them  far  away,  for  they  are  used 
To  genial  climes  and  gentle  speech ;  but  most 
Cymodameia :  warn  the  Tritons  off 
While  she  ascends,  while  through  the  opening 

plain 

Of  the  green  sea  (brighten'd  by  bearing  it) 
Gushes  redundantly  her  golden  hair. 


LONDON  : 
BRADBURY    AND    EVANS,    PRINTERS,    WH1TEFRIAR*. 


ERRATA. 

VOL.11.    PAGE     11.  "  Laying,"  read  "'flaying." 
16.  "  Abashed"  read  "abased." 
36.  "  Running  into,"  read  "  retiring." 
59.  Dele  sentence  beginning  "  As  some  men  conceive." 

119.  "  Tracts  they,"  read  "  then." 

1 36.  "  Pass,"  read  "  pass  away." 

175.  "  Application,"  read  "appellation." 

176.  "  Expected,"  read  "  exacted." 
202.  "  Even  hears,"  read  "  ever." 
238.  "  Our  hands,"  read  "  heads." 

247.  "  Memory  and,"  read  "  reflection  and." 

271.  "  Stealeth,"  read  "stealest." 

276.  "  Checkmen,"  read  "cheesemen." 

312.  "  It  would  by,"  read  "  be." 

395.  Dele  the  lines  "  Love  ran  with  me,  &c." 

420.  "  Kisses,"  read  "  empty  kisses." 

483.  Dele  "  The  Death  of  Artemidora." 


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