Yes, sir.
producers of Crazy Water Crystals present for your pleasure Colonel Jack
and Shorty's Crazy Hillbillies. Yes sir and here we go right in from a brand new
dance and I danced all night with a bottle in my hand. Let's go.
Oh
all right come on all you crazy hillbillies and help me get those cows
and take it on railroad tracks. I hear the Pan American coming through. As you
come on as you come the old Pan American.
All aboard all aboard.
New Orleans New Orleans is the first stop.
New Orleans as she goes around the old curve Pan American Express on that
range. Colonel Jack right up here hello Colonel. Hello there Shorty that old
rain whistle sort of gives me the wanderlust. Yes sir but if you don't mind
stopping it and letting me climb up on the observation platform for just a
minute. That's it thank you very much got something
mighty important I'd like to say. Conditions are getting better now they
say. Since they are we dare to look back at some of our troubles. People have gone
hungry these past three years. There's nothing much sadder than to go hungry in
the midst of plenty. But there are thousands upon thousands in this
country who is still going hungry. Every man a woman who has suffered the
distress of a chronically upset stomach knows exactly what I mean. Is there
anything more pitiful than to sit at a table loaded with good things to eat and
just watch others regale themselves while you drink an eggnog or eat a bowl
of crackers and milk. If you have a stomach like that listen to what a noted
physician head of a great veterans hospital wrote the producers of crazy
water crystals just the other day. Listen every word of it is mighty important. In
regards to my own case I have had gastric ulcer was diagnosed by meows and
for three years up until four months ago could eat practically nothing but
malted milk and toast. I will confess that I refused my wife's opportunities to
use crazy water crystals till I had to do it in self-defense just to satisfy
her. To my astonishment after using them from seven to ten days my appetite began
to return. Now I can eat anything drink anything at any time. Now as a physician I
do not wish you to feel that I would recommend crazy water crystals as a cure
all. Professionally speaking I would consider the value of crazy water
crystals lies in their ease of administration and their wonderful
eliminative effect on the kidneys and liver. Yes sir these are the words of a
doctor who knows what he's talking about. He's tried crazy water crystals himself
he knows what they will do. The best way for you to know what crazy water
crystals will do for you is to do just what this noted government doctor did.
Try them. Try crazy water crystals and see for yourself what nature can do. Thank
you. Thank you Colonel Jack. Now I have a little number here the last time Chad
tried to play it he fell in got all wet so he had his bathing suit on down he's
gonna play a little number on his bandages. Swanee River so let it go Chad.
Thank you Chad and Rohide what are you gonna sing now it's about time we call on
you for real nice little song. You're gonna sing the Berkleman song Let Her Go.
I'll sing you the story of the Berkleman started a robber house. Well it slipped right up to the window.
Just as quiet as a mouse. While under the bed the Berkleman lay thinking that's the money he
gave. Not knowing that the house he was at with a maiden hair turned red. About nine o'clock an old maid
heavy and whined to tart she said. And I think in as they sometime will I've got to look under my bed.
Oh she took out a piece in a big glass aisle. A hat right off of her head. And the Berkleman hat ninety-nine
came out from under the bed. From under the bed this Berkleman came his soul was a total wreck.
Well the old maid she didn't holler at all she just grabbed him around the neck. From her dress drawer
a little barber she drew into this Berkleman's sim. Young man you know you got to marry me.
A round blue wall at the top of your head. Well he looked at the keys in the big glass eye and he
seen no place to scoot. He told the old maid standing there. Hunted for the Lord's fake shoe.
Well we have the story about the old maid and the Berkleman now. Suppose we go out on the farm and
join in with the farm hands and round up those lop eared mules and let her go.
And that was a lop eared mule. Now I have another little number here and this time it's a long story
about. Well the boy well let's just play the tune the pumpkin pie let her go.
If fault elimination has caused you to suffer from arthritis the stiff and painful muscles
of rheumatism new writers or upset stomach won't you talk to some person who has used crazy water
crystals there are 10 million of them in America your neighbor some of them that's the way to learn
the truth about crazy water crystals crazy mineral water made from crazy water crystals is a gentle
natural way to improve elimination of the body's impurities through the kidneys as well as the
digestive tract they cleanse the system thoroughly but gently naturally they rid the body of toxic
poisons that may have accumulated and crazy water crystals are easy to use you just add them to your
drinking water it's simple it's natural won't you drive and just pucker up your face and keep smiling