THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA PRESENTED BY PROF. CHARLES A. KOFOID AND MRS. PRUDENCE W. KOFOID 9) THE GREAT THIRST LAND A Ride through Natal, Orange Free State, Transvaal, and Kalahari Desert. BY PARKER GILLMORE, Author of "Afloat and Ashore," " All Round the World" " Prairie and Forest, " Gun, Rod, and Saddle" "Accessible Field Sports," "Adventures in the Far H't-st," "Prairie Farms and Prairie Folks" "Lone Life," §c. $c. WITH A FRONTISPIECE. CASSELL FETTER & GALPIN-. LONDON, PARIS # NEW YORK. [ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.] MY DEAR OLD MOTHER / DEDICATE THIS BOOK, AS A SLIGHT RETURN FOR THE MANY ANXIOUS HOURS I HAVE CAUSED HER WHEN "WANDERING IN DISTANT LANDS. PARKER GILLMOPvE. PREFACE. I SHOOT for the pot — id est, to fill the pot; when that is done I cease to take the lives of valuable, food-furnishing animals. Thus I have to record no wonderful bags of game, but simply the killing of what was absolutely necessary for the support of myself and attendants. Further, this narrative is written with the hope of amusing and instructing the general reader, as well as to impart information to the sportsman, that will enable him to find the lion and the elephant. Moreover, let no one be led away with the idea that every one has the privilege of shooting in these distant parts. So far from this being the case, it is only by special favour one can obtain permission to hunt large game in " The Great Thirst Land." And, lastly, I would say that with moderate ex- penditure and half a dozen attendants I will pass through Africa from south to north, and probably not take more than a year to do it. My method is sim- plicity itself, and would probably not involve the death of a human being. The modus operandi, however, will only be imparted to those desirous to assist me in the undertaking. P. G. 15, Claverton Street, London, S.W. CONTENTS. CHAPTER I. AN INVITATION TO TRAVEL. PAGE Herefordshire — The Term " Hunting " — A Visit to the West — An Invitation — My Friend Morris — Sport in the Highlands — The Battery — Buying Guns — Our Armament — Beads and Gewgaws — Particulars of our Per- sonal Outfit 1 CHAPTER II. FROM LONDON DOCKS TO DARTMOUTH. Berths booked — Scenes at Parting — Bustle at the Docks — Brusque John Bull and Polite Frenchman — Our Vessel — British and French Sailors — Good-byes at Gravesend — Down Channel — Dutch Galliots — French Luggers — Johnny Crapaud — A Fruiterer — Opposition Sailing on the Mississippi — Beauty of Dartmouth 9 CHAPTER m. MY FELLOW-PASSENGERS. Our Cuisine — Eeminiscences of Olden Days — Plum Duff — A Yarn — An Old Acquaintance — " The Plunger " — Mr. Holly — The Clergyman — A Pilau a la Chinoise — Mr. and Mrs. Crommy 17 CHAPTER IV. FROM MADEIRA TO THE CAPE. A Charmed Island — Madeira from the Sea — Its Foreign Aspect — Old Build- ings and their Inmates — New Blood Wanted — Land Sharks — Its Horses — Teneriffe — A Splendid Picture — African Memories — " Whales ! " — Experience Teaches Whales — Porpoises, Bonito, and Skip- Jacks — Amuse- ments on Board Ship — A Death at Sea — Holly redivivus — The Plunger's Little Game— The Poundmaster's Ignorant Insolence — Table Bay . . 24 viii CONTENTS. CHAPTER Y. FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF SOUTH AFRICA. PAGE Holly joins us — On the Look-out for a Coaster — Our Plans Altered — We Purchase a Wagon — A Visit to Eondebosch and Constantia — A Private Garden — South African Pick-me-up not to be recommended — Adieu to Cape Town— We reach Port Elizabeth— A Funny Lot of Visitors— The Poundmaster exposed — Port Elizabeth — The Florence — East London — Its Dangerous Roadstead — First Sight of Game — Arrival at Port Durban — Its Bar — A Day Lost in Sight of Land — Preparing for our Journey —Port Durban— The Upper and Middle Classes— The "Smart" Men of Durban — A Splendid Ride— The Best Drivers in the World . . 34 CHAPTER VI. MR. PREFER, OF PREFER'S HOTEL. A Week of Laughter— Mine Host — An Oddity — His Peculiar Way of trans- acting Business — Prefer' s Nationality — "All mine, all mine" — Pound your Cattle — Various Purchases of Live Stock — I ride on to Howick — A Fearful Storm — Summit House — Howick — Its Loveliness — No Wagon — A Chapter of Accidents — Holly dismissed — Zeiderberg's Team — Reach Howick at last — Catch a Cropper almost 46 CHAPTER VII. SAULTED HORSES — YOKE-OXEN — MY ATTENDANTS. Horse-sickness — Where found — Season of the Epidemic — Its Racial Effects — Symptoms — Value of Saulted Horses — Death of a Horse from this Disease — Suggested Remedies — Lung-sickness — Proposed Cures — Lead- ing Oxen — Hints for the Proper Care of Oxen — Dental Surgeon, pro tern. — I extract the Wrong Tooth — Difficulties about my Attendants — Sus- picious Cattle-dealers — Their Little Game — Caution to Travellers — How Missionaries get on — Umganey — Jim — Imp — The Interpreter's Speech —A Secret Benefactor 56 CHAPTER VIII. BREAKS-DOWN ON THE ROAD. Treck-tow Smashed — Treachery — For Hire — Reinforcements — On the Move at Last — Another Delay — On the Road again — A Long Three-miles Ride — Difficulties of Getting to the Game — Hints — Sunday Peace — Mine Host — A Canny Scot — Mr. Currie comes to Terms — Our New Boy — Everything going right now — The Driver's Villainy — I give him a Thrashing — Skimmel-pin Broken — The Wagon seemingly a Wreck — Vexation of Spirit — Morris starts to Buy a New Skimmel-pin — Un- loading the Wagon — Boers to the Rescue — A Diplomatic Palaver — Coffee and Rum — The Boers' Family Love — More Soupje — Help Purchased — Out of Trouble . 65 CONTENTS. ix CHAPTER IX. OUR BOER ASSISTANTS — AN UNEXPECTED MEETING. PAGE Pow-wow with the Boers — A Bargain struck — The Intimidation Game — The Cattle-dealer Checkmated— At a Standstill— In Karkloof Valley— A Meeting of Boers — Propitiatory Beverage — The Sort of Men they were — The Boer — More Outlay — My After-oxen, Ackerman and Brightman — Morris ill — In my hands — An Unexpected Pleasure — Jack Bennett — More Friends — Merry-making — Holly to the fore again — A Magnificent Midnight Scene — Bontebuck — Camp struck and Friends part . . 78 CHAPTER X. MY FRIEND INVALIDED. One of the Boers' Wagons comes to Grief — "We arrange for a New Wheel — A Useful Hill— Wilful William— Another Smash— Our Dogs— Mother and Child — Working like Slaves — No Progress — Off for Help— Hill Cattle in Africa — Friendly English — They put us to rights — Bushman's Biver — Accidents to our Horse and Pony — The Superintendent of the Natal Mounted Police — Morris so 111 that he must Recruit — A Sad Meal —I Part from my Friend — Holly's Sorrow — Alone — Off for a Hunt — The Natal Partridge— Quail — The Dogs in Full Cry — Filling a Pipe : the Various Processes, hurriedly, meditatively, angrily — A Shot at Bush- buck — The Game at Bay — Bring it Down — A Warning about Bush-buck 90 CHAPTER XI. CROSSING THE DRACKENBBRG. Colenso — Curious Custom of Naming Towns — An Excellent Cuisine — A Smart v. a Handsome Man — The Men who get on — " The Eising Sun " — Fish for Dinner — Are not Sardines Fish ? — Night-marches — Umganey is " Bass's Boy " — The Lad's Willingness — Morris Rejoins me — White Savages — The Great Phairshon — William's Masterly Activity — Choco- late-making— Ready for the Ascent of the Drackenberg — The Shooting of Olephunts — " Do you Englishmans want the Transvaal ? " — Native Animus against British Rule — Van Renan's Pass — Dore's Illustrations of the Inferno — The Passage Begun — Klipping — Crawling on — Narrow Escapes— Very Cold— The Summit is Passed— Hurrah ! . . .102 CHAPTER XII. EN ROUTE FOR THE TRANSVAAL. Rest after the Passage — " We twa hae paidl't in the Burn" — Independent of the Boers, if need be — Red- water — No Cure — How the Mystery might be Solved — An Extraordinary Finch — What a Tail! — An Expensive Toll — Bob and the Pig— Harriemith — The Barrack-masters of Old — x CONTENTS. PAGE The " Boughs " of South Africa — A Law-abiding Population — Are the Boers Temperate ? — A Dutch Beauty — Baboons on our Way — The Sentinel Mount — Memories of the Past — Three Splendid Mountains — Capped by Castle, Crown, and Mitre — Our Cook — His one Great Failing — Advice to Bachelors — How to enjoy a Meal on the Sly — The Kaffir Crane — Fevers — Our Driver's Task — The Boer's Love of Wife and Children— Habits of the Boer 118 CHAPTER XIII. AMONG THE BOERS. New Year's Day — First Signs of Game — The Spring-buck — Crossing a Spruit — Eather too much Hospitality — An Invitation to a Wedding — William Elevated — His JRepertoire — The Scene of Rejoicing — William Sober but Sad — A Vain Attempt to Sleep — Morris in like Predicament — Suffering from Gnats— Reflections under the Attack — My Cattle in Pound — Released . 133 CHAPTER XIV. GAME, GAME, NOTHING BUT GAME. The Dutchman of South Africa — His 'Cuteness— How he Works the Oracle — My Soreness at being " Done " — We start after Game — My Gillie — A Persistent Dog — Elaborate Preparations to Discover Buck — Mag- nificent Sight — The Dog Spoils everything — Is Slaughtered, but by Accident — Morris again Indisposed — Pony Attacked by a Snake — The Puff-adder — About Snakes — A Splendid Chase — Bob comes to Grief and Bonte doesn't Bag his Quarry — " Murderous " Sport — The Butchers at Work — Coran — Mending and Tailoring — The Sewing Machine a Doubtful Blessing — The Birds of South Africa — Morris to be looked after 142 CHAPTER XV. PAT MOLLOY— MORRIS BROKEN DOWN. Hendrick's Splendid Shot — An Amusing Chase — Unearthing a Ratel — Search for " Vater " — A Comical but Inhospitable Old Woman — " Is it Water ye mane ? " — A Drop of the Crathur — My Talk with Pat — " A Great Day for Ireland intirely " — Mrs. Molly — Our Dissel-boom comes to Grief — Boers " Flitting " — The Head of the Procession — Ostriches not such Fools as they Look — Ostriches on the Offensive — How to Capture them — The Vaal River — Making a Dissel-boom — In the Transvaal at Last— Charon — A Dear Bottle of Brandy — Getting the Cattle over the River — Poonah and his Little Tricks — Morris's Dislike to him — Pots- chefstrom — Imp absquatulates — A Queer Set of Physicians — Morris has to Return Home for his Health— Farewell — Alone . . .154 CONTENTS. xi CHARTER XYI. FRIENDS IN NEED. PAGE A Lazy Driver — Reminiscences of Holly — Suspicions of Underhand Conduct — Crossing a River — At Klerksdorp — My Novel-reading Servant Bolts — Kind Friends— Half a Day's Shooting — Two Hyaenas done for — A Driver is Lent to me — The Boers at Klerksdorp — The Brothers Rous — Immense Foolishness of the English — Mr. Rous on Nile Explorations — Superstitions of the Boer — A Witch called in — The Prettiest Village in South Africa — Abundance of Fruit — Well-conditioned Porkers — A Look Bound — Fruit not to be had for Love or Money — A Good-looking Woman — Irritating Inhospitality — A Present of Fruit — A Eeturn Gift of Sweets — " Jim a Good Boy " — Jim Decamps — The other Boys assert their Innocence — Deserted by all my Attendants save one — My Lecture to Umganey — A Lady Visitor — I decline to pursue Jim . . . 170 CHAPTER XYII. ABOUT THE TRANSVAAL — SOME NATIVE TRIBES. Hints to those about to Emigrate to the Transvaal — The True Source of its Wealth — The Crops that can best Grow there — Difficulty of Obtaining Labour — Natives and Boers — The Macalacas — Shots on the Road — Beltong — Tame Spring-bucks — Mrs. Leask's Pet — Tame Cranes — Their Odd Ways — Biassed Judges — My Present Driver — How he does his Work— My Personal Interest in the Cattle— Wisdom of Oxen— Wilde- beest— The Prey of the Martini-Henry — Ant-hills — The Dogs on the qui vive — A Cobra di Capello — It Escapes 184 CHAPTER XYIII. AN OBJECTIONABLE HOST— TRAVELLING COMPANIONS. Eough-and-ready Entertainment — The Pests of the Stock-farmer — A Sheriff in Pursuit — A Character Fond of Brandy and Snuff — Uninviting Premises — A Sunday Dinner — Dirty Habits — My Host imperturbable — Bequest for more Drink — A Fair Exchange — A Mongrel — Another Useless Cur — Macguire — Bitten by a Snake — Cured — Worried by the other Dogs — Two Travelling Boers — Description — A Cross-examination , Repository of Secrets — A Chance of Marriage — My Captain's Biscuits become Inhabited — Beware of Microscopical Examinations — Bee-eater — Supposed New Species — Cow and her Calf 'against Three Hyeenas — The Cowardly Assailants Knocked over — Aard-wolf — A Solomon — An Offer to Barter — A Strange Fence — My Companions Depart — I Arrive at Jacobsdal — Commotion among the Population — A Canny Scot — My Host and his Family — I reach Zeerust — Mr. Niccoti Winkle . . 194 xii CONTENTS, CHAPTER. XIX. A BRIEF SOJOURN AMONG BOERS. PAGE Jacob's Engagement at an End — My Late Driver " Sprung " — Sale of my Oxen — I procure some Pets — Assumed Indignation at Kama — Boers' Cruelty in the Hunt — Abuse of Kama's Permission — A Visit to Moiloes — Its Chief or King — Prosperity — Mr. Jansen, the Missionary — His Untiring Zeal — The British Subjects at Zeerust — Their Boer Wives — The Gothic Episcopalian Church — Associations of the Village Church — A Hunter's Wagon — Trying to Dissuade me — Jealousy of the Boers — Its Cause — An Attempt at Extortion — It Fails — Adieu to Zeerust . .210 CHAPTER XX. PIG-STICKING IN SOUTH AFRICA. More Natives under my Wing — My New Driver — His Likes and his Dislikes — Another one Wanted — " Count " or " Uncle " — A Pair of Black Oxen Purchased — The Men in Possession — Humiliating Return — Scrimmage with a Dirty Boer — Sheriff to the Rescue — Verdict in my Favour — South African Scenery — Umganey in Gorgeous Array — Immense Effect upon his Friends — Is the Man Mad, or does he mean Suicide ? — Umganey's Explanation makes Darkness Visible — Game, that's it — Pigs ! — Fetch my Spear — Attendant and Self off for the Chase — I cannot get near the Quarry — The Quarry gets near the Macalaca In fact, throws him — "Revenge ! " I cry — Pig Receives One Prod and I receive One Ceup — Ingenuity of the Macalaca — Pork not so Scarce as it was an Hour ago — Chase after Jackal — Silver Jackal — The Voice of the Jackal — Queer Ant-heaps — Umganey Explains their Chimney- shaped Funnels — In a Strange Land — Another Addition to my Museum 219 CHAPTER XXI. NEARING THE LION COUNTRY. The Driver and I come to an Understanding — An Addition to the Larder — A Hospitable Englishman — A Fight between Two of my Native Attendants — Their Mode of Battle — Some more Pugnacious Boers — I shall have no Nonsense this time — The Affair satisfactorily ended — The Habit of Shaking Hands — Another Hospitable Englishman — Exchange of Presents — I meet some Traders — A Hunt Proposed — Hartebeest Brought Down — A Herd of Quagga — I Shoot One — The Last Farm — In a Ditch — Rescued — Mr. Froud — Mr. Fayune— The Leader of the Anti- English Party — In the Transvaal— Stewed Quagga — Curious Habit at Dinner — A Shooting Contest — My Victory — Marking off a Farm — Koodoo — Nightly Preparations against Lions — The Kaminyani — Their Projected Hostilities against King Sechelle — I lose my Way — Come across a Trader — My Wagon turns up all right — A Pauw . . . 232 CONTENTS. xiii CHAPTER XXII. " LIONS ! " PAGE Travelling Habits of the Lion — His Haunting the Vicinity of Water— Con- duct by Night and by Day — A Wearisome Treck — The Lion in the Matabele Country — The Skulking Hyaenas — Wounds of the Natives — Livingstone on the South African Lion — The Bakatlas and the Lion — A Lion's Revenge — Livingstone Attacked — The Lion's shaking of his Prey — The Macalaca and his Musket — Our Bay Horse — Lions Expected — Precautions against Assault or Plunder — How Children are often Lost — The Notawaney — A Frightful Incline — " Lion ! " — An Uncomfortable Night — The Scene of the Lions' Depredation — Horse Dead — Our People descend from their Trees — Collecting our Cattle — Bullock shot Dead in mistake for a Lion — Bravado — Tracing the Spoor — Come upon a Lioness — Killed on the Spot 246 OHAPTEE XXIII. ON GORDON CUMMING'S GROUND. English Park -like Scenery — My Companion does the Shooting — We meet a Boer Family — A Picnic on the Limpopo — The Gentle Art — Our Captures —The BeUe of the Party— A Walk by the River-side— A Shriek— The Lion wounded to the Death — How the Lion was disturbed — Boer Women have no Fear of Wild Beasts — The Drinking- place of the Animals — The Mapaney Bush — The Boomslang Tree — Gordon Gumming' s Driver — A Memorable Tree — The Limpopo River — The Animals that are found here — How I lost a Dog — A Fine Night — My Pony Restless — I replenish the Fires— A Yell and a Shot— The Dog brained— The Panther's Prey — A Good Shot — Bringing down Hartebeest — The Basuto Pony Sick — The Symptoms of his Disease — On the Spoor of the Giraffe — Honey- bird — Curious Superstition — Bagging my Second Pauw — The Black Bullock Dead — Swindled — Poor Pony Worse — His Intense Sufferings — Death puts an End to his Agony — The Secretary Bird — A Fight be- tween One and a Snake — Origin of their Name — A Peculiar Insect — A Gathering of Boers — Welcomed — Eeligious Service — Impressive Scene 259 CHAPTER XXIV. AMONG THE DOPPERS. Their Dress and Habits — Slavery — Opposed to the Missionaries — Their probable Errand — Hated by the Blacks — Conservative — Bad Farmers in a splendid Land — The Patriarch— A Morning Visit — Our Conver- sation— Suspicions of my Object in Travelling — Why not be a Dopper ? — Offer to provide a Frow for me — The Bible — Primitive Notions about the Sun — Cornered — A High-priced Horse — Crocodile- shooting — An .Elephant-hunt— My Noble, Steed — The poor Brute's Wounds and Sores— xiv CONTENTS. PAGE Wakes up at the Sound of War — The Chase begun — We come upon the Enemy — Charge — I bring down one Cow — And help a Hunter to bring down another Cow — Cruelty of killing Cow-elephants — Baked Ele- phant's Foot — I leave the Doppers — Can Man quit the Civilised World ? —A Fit of the Blues— On the March again . . . . .275 CHAPTER XXV. KAMA, KING OF THE BECHUANAS. Sand, Sand, Sand!— A Howling Waste— My poor Cattle suffer— A Wretched Family of Bushmen — Novel Mode of obtaining Water — Fearful Con- dition of the Bush-people — Their Skill and Courage in Hunting — Wild Dogs — Magnificent Animals — How they Hunt — Attack the Lion some- times— One of my Cattle Missing — Insolence of my Driver — A Bandy- legged Eunner — Fruitless Chase — My Driver returns — A Salt-pan — Curious Effect by Moonlight — The Kerne, or Wild Water-melon — Scavenger Beetle — The Macalaca kills something at last — The Capital of Bamanwatto in the Distance — We reach Soshong — The Inhabitants — Welcomed — My poor Cattle — Stuck in a dry Eiver-bed — Soshong — The Kloof Community — Huts — Compassed — A Favourite Post of Observation— The " Ladies " — Eiding — Oxen — Their Load — The Mis- sionaries' Houses — The European Community — Defence of the Spring — The High-roads of Commerce — The Merchants — Suburb of Soshong — Population — King Kama — Sketch of his Career — Bechuana Law of Succession — A Eomance . . . 288 CHAPTER XXYI. WITH THE MISSIONARIES AT SOSHONG. A Standing Invitation — A Delightful Evening — A Life of True Eeligion — Mr. Mackenzie — Mr. Hepburn — Invited to Outspan at Mr. Mackenzie's — My Host's Little Girl — Introduced to King Kama — His Personal Appearance and Manners — Permits me to Hunt— Sunday in Soshong — Worship — An Impressive Day — The Life of a Missionary — How the Bechuanas meet with Accident — An Amusing Experience on Mr. Hep- burn's part — Inquiring for Water, he finds a Lion and Lioness (asleep) — Hunters boxed up in a Kraal— On the Look-out for the Imprisoning Lion — Putting an End to his Existence — Sneers of Stay-at-home Sports- men— A Vindication of Gordon Gumming — Among the Traders at Soshong — Charlie , a Character — An Unknown arrives — Personal Appearance of the Mysterious Individual — Charlie tells a Story in his best Style — But is interrupted by a regular " Bom-bom " — The " Bom- bom "-Ejaculator's Nose is pulled — The Outrage stopped — Explanation of the Strange Conduct — Charlie abstracts Eoast Ducks — Found in the " Bom-bom " — Charlie abruptly disappears 302 CONTENTS. xv CHAPTER XXVII. I LEAVE SOSHONG. PAGE The Cattle at Soshong— Lake Bullock— Galloway-like Ox — Kaffir Ox — Mashoona Ox — How many of the Cattle lose their Tails — Kama's Horses— Queer Sheep — How they Fight — Five Strange Children — My Mare Euby — Fowl — My Goat becomes Food for a Hyaena — My Monkey returns to his Mates — My Mashoona and Macalaca People leave me — A Word for the Macalacas — My Departure from Soshong — Dilly-dallying of the Blacks — Kama's Cattle Kraals — Mapaney Tree — Bad Luck — Stuck in a Eiver-bed — One of my Dogs Bolts — Birds charmed by a ' Snake — End of the Enchantment— Seruley Vley — I fall in with a German — We dine together — Bullocks Stampede — The German loses a Saulted Horse — A Eest— A Glimpse at a Leopard— Greet and I part . 316 CHAPTER XXYIII. SURROUNDED BY DISAFFECTED SERVANTS. Treachery of my Attendants — I am a Fat Cow — Never lose your Temper to a Kaffir— A Charming Spot — How an Irishman made a Fortune in the Kalahari— Difficulty of Hunting in the Lands of Kama and Sechelle — Beware of Fraudulent Devices to take you to good Hunting-ground — Visited by Bush-people — Improvidence in the Matter of Drinking-water — When to Value Water — Our aqua pura ! — An Improvised Filter — Plenty of Snakes — Local Belief about Female Snakes .... 329 CHAPTER XXIX. ADVENTURE WITH A LEOPARD. Washing, Mending, &c. — An Expected Eow — Outspanned in a Nasty Place — The Attendants crowd to my Fire — Ordered to Light their own Fires — Eebellious Spirits — The Scoundrels leave me en masse — A Tedious Night — A Visit to my Cattle — Splendid Sunrises — Massaras Tracking — In Presence of Game — Zebra wounded — A Charge — Cruel Work — Out for a Eun — A Leopard Hit — Attacked by the Dogs — Macguire comes to Grief— The Beast bites the Dust— Buffaloes and Leopards— Varieties of the African Leopard— Arguments in Support of my Theory — Meruley- tree— A Black Mamba 336 CHAPTER XXX. HUNTING AFTER BIG GAME. Mashoona Eice — Elephants — A Holiday Upset — Euby willing — Hints about Treatment of Horses — Charge of Buffaloes — Fate of the Bush-people — Danger of Buffaloes — A Tusker brought to Grief — A Pugnacious Ele- phant— Seemingly he won't Die — Killed at Last — The Guide's Success — He Shoots a Ehinoceros — Charged by the Brute — A Heavy Kick and xvi CONTENTS. PAGE Shot — Bullock used as a Charger — Experiments to ride him — Another Shot at Buffaloes — A Match for the Lion — Running down an Eland — How it is Done — Damoiselle Cranes — Massara Bushmen — Our Line of March — Man with Three Wives — The Youngest Wife — Her Speed — Her Favourite Delicacy — Her Visits — Bush-people's Appreciation of Snuff — An Excellent Vegetable — The Probable Fate of the Massaras— My Levee of Sick Natives — How I manage to prescribe for them . . 348 CHAPTER XXXI. LAID UP IN THE GREAT THIRST LAND. A Strange Spot — A Picturesque Camp — Namaqua Partridge — A Visit from the Bush-people — Dog seized by Leopard — A Prickly Screen for Safety — Massara's Feeding-powers — Giving Ruby a Run — A Miss-shot — Koodoo — Stealing upon Giraffes — One brought low — After a Cow and her Little One — Ready for the Shot — Thrown — Gradually recover Con- sciousness— Used up — The Bushmen Find me — Lost — Brought back to Camp — The Guide Hunts for me — His Success ' 361 CHAPTER XXXII. ON THE RETURN JOURNEY. Hunted by a Wounded Tusker — He Misses his Mark — Never will chase Man more — Good-bye to the Massaras — Souvenirs — My Gift to the Beauty — Treck, Treck, Treck ! — Water-pits — Where has the Water gone ? — Digging for the Precious Liquid — Quenching Thirst — A Baobab-tree — Meruley Fruit — Disaffection among my Servants — My Attendants have Fled ! — Reviving the Fires — Stung by a Scorpion — My Attendants' Festivities — Disturbing the Merry-makers — Ordered to Return to my Camp — Foreloper Refuses — Coppies — Black Rhinoceros — Shot Dead — Klep Springers — My Saddle in Sad State — Little Grey Monkeys — Beautiful Koodoo 370 CHAPTER XXXIII. OUR SUFFERINGS IN THE GREAT THIRST LAND. Learning to Labour and to Wait — Utter Loneliness — Foreloper's Insolence — Doubts about Umganey — Looking for my Oxen — Trecking by Night — Camp attacked by Rhinoceros— Covered by a Blanket — A very cool Morning — A beautiful Spot — My Cattle unattended to — I fell the Driver and Foreloper — Foreloping in Sand — No Water to be had — Cattle mad- dened at the Smell of my small Private Supply — Ackerman ungovernable — He knocks me to the Ground — Umganey HI — Poor Bob Wounded — Poor Forty's Hind-legs Broken — Dire Extremities — Water ! Water ! — Saved — A Toung Boer Traveller — His Misfortunes — His Saulted Horse slain by a Lion — Porty not Dead — Drinking-places — Wild Animals CONTENTS. xvii PAGE Quenching their Thirst — Elephant and Ehinoceros at the Water — Lion's Voice — Joined by Macalacas and Mashoonas — Bonty's Head cut open by some wild Beast 383 CHAPTER XXXIY. THE LION OF THE GREAT THIRST LAND. No Water — Ruby's Faintness — Her Splendid Behaviour — Meeting with a Lion — His Lordship turns tail — We come upon Water — Meet with English Traders outspanned — A Pleasant Time — Dine with one another — My Wagon and theirs — Excellent Feed — A Lion within easy reach of me — Prefer not to be snapped up — Bayed at by Curtin's Dog — Oxen pre- pared against Attack — Strange Mashoona Custom — We Part — About the Baobab — The species of Lions — Black-maned — Yellow-maned — Their Characters — Maneless — The Lion of the Great Thirst Land- North and South Africa . .398 CHAPTER XXXY. A THUNDERSTORM IN THE GREAT THIRST LAND. Ruby's first and only Disobedience — Having a Good Time — A Eare Chase — On the Koad again — A Storm brewing — Lightning — A Halt — Is the Wagon safe ? — A Suggestion that clears the Wagon in the twinkling of an Eye — The Storm subsides — The Face of Nature next Morning — I ride on to Soshong — The Silver-tree — A Migration of Reptiles — Bonty over- takes me — Near Kama's Cattle — Kraals — TJgly Natives — Can't get Information as to my Way — Suspicious People — Must I sleep out ? — Mr. Mackenzie's " Herd " . 411 CHAPTER XXXYI. I LEAVE SOSHONG AND KAMA. My Wagon reaches Soshong — The poor Oxen glad to see me — Religious Ser- vice at Mr. Mackenzie's — Thoughts suggested by it — The Pastor The Worshippers — My Team broken up and sold off — Among the Traders of Soshong — Geordie — An Illicit Still — Consequences of trying to set up a sly Grog Shop — A great Authority in Literature and Science — King Kama bids me Farewell — A favourite Haunt of Lions — A mighty Hunter — Mr. Finnety — Some of his Exploits — Seven Lions slain in twenty-four hours — Artfulness of Lions — Sense of Smell versus Sense of Sight — How the Lions bag their Victims — Lion not to be feared by Day — Are they Dangerous? — The Leopard's Charge. . 421 xviii CONTENTS. CHAPTER XXXYH. A VISIT TO KING SECHELLE. PAGE A Wildebeest Hunt— Sultry Weather— My Spoorer— The Game in Sight- Blown — Bring down a Cow — The Wounded Animal Charges my Atten- dant— Assegaied — A clean Miss — The Wildebeest gone for good — Spoor of Giraffe and Quagga — "Kiloe" and "Petsi" — A Shot at Zebra — Success — A Look at my Cattle — My new Ox jumped by a Leopard — Bolts with its Assailant — I Pursue to no Purpose — Certain Fate of the poor Brute — Lost — Spend the Night " out " — Light a Fire — Stung — Attacked by Red Ants — A Miserable Night — I Find my Wagon — Crowds of Partridges and Turtle-doves — Cruelty to Bouffle — His Wretched End — The Lion-bird — Aw awe — King Sechelle's Cattle — A Magnificent Roan — Mr. Williams, the Missionary — King Sechelle — His great Grief — Defeat of his Troops — His Queen — Sechelle's Town — A hospitable Englishman 433 CHAPTER XXXYIII. EXPERIENCES AT THE DIGGINGS. A Copper Hill — Refreshing Dip — Poetry not in my line — Guinea-Fowls in- numerable— Shooting a Leopard — Applauded by Monkeys — Ruined Huts — Gifts that didn't Pay — At Moiloes again — Clear of The Great Thirst Land — At Zeerust again — Mr. Wisbeach's Kindness — At Klerks- dorp again — Parting with Umganey — Faithful to the End — Attacked by a Deserter — Arrival at Kimberly — Jarvey No. 1 won't take his fare — Jarvey No. 2 does — The Cabman an old Friend — High Class of Emigrants — Splendid Material for a Cavalry Regiment — Mr. Balfour — Curious Co- incidence— Mr. Balfour's Letter — Documentary Evidence touching the deaths of the Basuto Pony and an Ox 444 .CHAPTER XXXIX. THE DIAMOND-FIELDS— HOMEWARD BOUND. A fierce Sun — The Diggers — Their Homes — The Pans — The Machinery — The Labourers — How they will work for the Musket. Great-coat, and Blanket — Distance from their Home — Effects of the Diamond-fields — Kimberly — The Buying and Selling of Diamonds — I leave Dutoitspan — The Coach — Drivers — German and English Jews — Their Resolution touching Liquor — How they keep it — Other Passengers — Unamiable Englishman — Affable Wife — One-legged Boer — Blessed Baby — Hints to Travellers about Babies — Handsomest Girl in the District — Orange River — In Old Colony again — Boers and Kaffirs — Splendid Qualities of the Latter— On board Ship— Holly again— The last of " The Red, White, and Blue" — The Ship's Company — The Honourable Member for Matabele— Finis . . 456 24- 28 2<> Longitude 28 East .if Greenwich. 77 z> p /* z_ MonaoTv; CofseLL, fetter a; (jaJtpm/. THE GREAT THIRST LAND. CHAPTER I. AN INVITATION TO TRAVEL. Herefordshire— The Term " Hunting "—A Visit to the West— An Invitation— My Friend Morris — Sport in the Highlands — The Battery — Buying Guns — Our Armament — Beads and Gewgaws — Particulars of our Personal Outfit. HEREFORDSHIRE must be acknowledged by all who know it to be one of the prettiest counties in England, and if a choice could be made as to which part has a right to be considered the most attractive, I have little doubt that all sportsmen would join me in the verdict that the country north of the Malvern Hills is the most charming. And why ? Because if it were unsettled, uninhabited, unimproved, it would make the most magnificent hunting-ground — if I except the Bijou Hills, in Nebraska — in the whole world. But when I say "hunting/' that term has so many significations that it behoves me to become explicit. In America you " go hunting " when you take your gun to procure a few partridges, or squirrels, or wild fowl ; in England the term is applied only to the pursuit of the fox or hare, accompanied by hounds, with the sportsmen mounted. Now it is neither in the American nor English sense that I use the word, but to denote the killing of large B 2 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. game with, the rifle — when stalking is necessary, when the wind has to be consulted, when every stick, stone, and bush has to be utilised ; and it is in these particulars that the rolling, wooded slopes of Herefordshire are as nearly perfect as it is possible to imagine. Again, a circumstance not to be overlooked — for nought does more, or has a more substantial bearing on the accumu- lation of wild animals in their natural state — is that in every valley an abundance of water — never mind how long the parched and dry summer may have been — is to be found. I have been thus wordy ; for it is necessary that the reader of the subsequent pages should know exactly the sense in which I use an expression that must of necessity frequently occur ; so when I speak of lands or districts favourable for sport, I should like it to be distinctly understood what are the characteristics of the places I deem so. Almost three years ago, I returned from America, whither I had gone to visit my old hunting-grounds, to renew the scenes of my youth, and, in imagination at least, perform my old exploits. Alas ! how altered, how changed, had the great Western continent be- come ! West, farther west, still farther west, I pushed my way, but the game had gone to the spirit-land, with the exception of a few patriarchal bull buffaloes, and a stray antelope ; grizzly bears, where they had once been numerous, had entirely disappeared, and the weird voice of the wolf was unknown where for centuries every rock and cranny had nightly echoed their responding notes. To the lover of field-sports such alterations are sad indeed ; so, wearily and sick at heart, I retraced my way to the land of my childhood. Thus, a little over two years ago, I was to be found A LETTER OF INVITATION. 3 in Herefordshire, wondering how I could kill time, de- bating whether to take my rod and try the lovely little Mathon brook, or saunter up some of the hill-sides, and watch the antics of the playful rabbits, when the always- looked-for event of the day — the arrival of the letter- bag — took place. " Old man," said my host, " here is a letter for you." I took it, looked at the address, and knew not the writing. The Scotch postmark puzzled me still more. The contents were surprising, terse, and to the point. " Will you accompany me on a hunting- trip to Tropical South Africa for a year or two ? " That night the mail took my answer, in which I asked for an interview. A week after, my future companion and self could have been found closeted in a most snug apartment — half bed, half sitting room — the window, gently touched by the spray-like limbs of a graceful birch-tree, while on the table stood a decanter of Amon- tillado sherry, surrounded by cigars, or their remains. I do not wish to add one word of fiction, but during nearly that entire night — and we did not retire to our dormitories till long after the sun had risen from his eastern couch — a nightingale warbled from the adjacent bushes. My new friend — afterwards my tried companion — I will call Morris, and a description of him may not be inappropriate. He was the same height as myself— six feet — but slighter in build, his weight being twelve stone three, mine being just under thirteen — upright, well-made, very quiet, gentlemanly, and unassuming. Although under thirty, he had travelled all over the world, hunted in the Eocky Mountains, killed large game in India and the Malay Archipelago, and bagged wild fowl, pheasants, and snipe in China and Japan. B 2 4 THE GEE AT THIRST LAND.. That evening is one of those marked with red letters in the calendar of my memory. We had both been in the same countries, done the same things, and even met in many instances the same people. No wonder, then, that time flew on rapid wings, or that the sun surprised us in our gossip. Next morning he departed as rapidly as he made his advent, leaving me authority to make all arrange- ments for the proposed expedition, which I probably was more capable of undertaking, as my residence was within a short distance of Birmingham, the great manu- facturing centre of nearly all we should want for our journey. A couple of months after our first interview Morris and I might have been seen fagging after grouse in Argyleshire, or fly-fishing some of the innumerable lakes of the great Breadalbane deer-forest. This meeting gave me a good opportunity of learning that my future comrade was a sportsman of the very first water, and gifted with a great amount of those qualities — patience, perseverance, and endurance — that he who wanders in foreign lands so eminently requires. After two or three most enjoyable weeks, we parted, not to meet till a day or two previous to sailing, our departure being fixed for an early date in October. On such an expedition as I am about to do my best to describe, few persons will deny that the battery deserves special notice. To do good work requires good tools, and when your life may depend upon their per- formance, it behoves a man to be doubly careful. Of course, there are plenty of good gun-makers whose at- tention to what they undertake can be thoroughly relied A SERVICEABLE GUN. 5 upon ; but they invariably — and most notably those in the metropolis — charge such exorbitant prices that a large armament is beyond the means of all who have not a heavy banking account. Thus, a few years ago, I wanted a strong, serviceable double-gun. A friend advised me to try a Birmingham firm ; I did so, and received in consequence one of the most perfect weapons ever manufactured. On the Chesapeake I shot canvas- back duck with it ; if held straight, no bird could escape under sixty yards, and very few indeed under eighty. In fact, it was as good a shot-gun as I ever had to my shoulder; and what do you think I paid for it ? Thirteen pounds sterling. Many will say that it was a rattle- trap thing, without finish. Nothing of the sort — it was quite the reverse, and, with the exception of the en- graving on the lock-plates, was as perfect as anything originating from St. James's Street. Day after day, on the Susquehanna, I used this gun. Mr. Ballard, Mr. Frick, and a dozen other gentlemen of Baltimore, saw its execution, and marvelled at it. So now, when I am going to Africa, to meet the lion, the black rhinoceros, the leopard, and last, though not least, the lordly elephant, is it to be wondered at that I should return to the suppliers of this gun for the slaughter of canvas- backs to provide me with what I required to kill the graceful spring-buck, the awkward giraffe, or the portly eland ? Well, I did so ; my wants were stated, and my ideas listened to. As many may wish to do as I have done, it being requisite for them to be careful in regard to the sums paid for the necessaries of their outfit, the hint I have given above will be useful. Well, I saw a partner of the Birmingham house, 6 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. who, from his acquaintance with business in all parts of the world, soon understood my requirements. The only difference of opinion we had was that he wished me to have large-bore rifles instead of large smooth- bores. However, like a wilful man, I had my way. My order was, four ten-bore double-guns to shoot ball, two eight-bore double-guns also to shoot ball, four Martini-Henry carbines. And, at the partner's request, an eleventh gun was added to what, I am certain, the reader will consider already a most formidable armament. This addition was a single-barrel four- bore rifle — in fact, shooting a quarter-of-a-pound bullet ; it happened to be in stock at the time, being one of a number made by the firm for the cele- brated traveller and great elephant-hunter, Petherick, of White Nile reputation. With the exception of the last, each gun I saw built, shot, proved, &c. &c. ; and, although it cost me many trips to Birmingham, I was amply paid for the trouble by the results. Through the same firm, I ordered twenty thousand rounds of ball-ammunition, one hundred pounds of gun- powder, five hundred pounds of pig-lead, and five hundred pounds of shot. Of course, even if our trip lasted the contemplated two years, we did not expect to fire such a quantity of cartridges away ; but for trading, purchasing food, &c. &c., gunpowder and lead are more attractive to the aborigines than any other article you can offer them. Beads and such gewgaws are now played out among the natives of South Africa — the most gaudy and fascinating colours scarcely evoke an expression of their admiration ; so that those who stock themselves with these heavy and cumbrous articles, believing that they can buy ivory, ostrich feathers, &c., with them, will OUR TRAVELLING ATTIRE. 7 find, very much to their disgust, that they are wrong, and possibly at so late a date that it is impossible to correct the error. Waterproofs, saddlery, &c , constituted the remainder of the load, and load it really was, for when the various traps arrived at Messrs. Donald Currie and Co.'s, they weighed upwards of four tons and a half, or something over nine thousand pounds ; and I must here return thanks to that generous firm for the care with which everything was stowed, and their liberality in not charging me extra freight. However, before I leave the subject of our outfit, I must not fail to mention the description and cut of the garments we intended doing our work in. These were straight, single-breasted tight-fitting short jackets, with two good-sized pockets on either side, each pocket protected by a large flap. Our unmentionables were ordinary pantaloons, as the most of our sport would be pursued on horseback. These clothes were made of moleskin of the best description attainable, and in my belief it is the only material adapted to the purpose. The formidable nature of African thorns is such, that in a few hours' riding they totally destroyed a pair of the strongest woollen cords, every rib seeming to become a holding- ground admirably suited for bringing you to an anchor; with moleskin this is not likely to happen, but even with these much-resisting raiments you will be surprised how soon they will begin to get seedy -looking and frayed. For head-dress, a strong leather helmet with peak before and behind. Of course, they should be as light as they can possibly be obtained. Solar topees are an abomination, always in the way, never fitting cor- rectly, and when saturated with a chance shower, shrink, 8 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. or increase, or do both, and become as crumpled as the cow's horn famed in nursery rhyme. Once for all — for African hunting every part of your outfit must be of the most durable description, for there is no country that will more try materials, as well as men. CHAPTEE II. FROM LONDON DOCKS TO DARTMOUTH. Berths booked — Scenes at Parting — Bustle at the Docks— Brusque John Bull and polite Frenchman — Our Vessel — British and French Sailors — Good- byes at Gravesend — Down Channel — Dutch Galliots — French Luggers — Johnny Crapaud — A Fruiterer — Opposition Sailing on the Mississippi — Beauty of Dartmouth. THE two days which. Morris and I passed in London together soon flew away ; and no wonder, for we appeared not to know what a moment's rest was. There are so many little things absolutely necessary to comfort, that are so unpretending or trifling appa- rently, that you are safe not to think of them till the last moment, if you do not forget them altogether. At length all was settled, passages taken, and the time — noon on a Thursday — fixed for our ship sailing. As the kind-hearted owner, Mr. Donald Currie, had promised to see that good berths were detailed for us, and as we had a receipt from the purser, proving that all our things had been safely stowed on board, we deferred our embarkation till 11 a.m. ; for the bustle and confusion on a large passenger- steamship, where wife is bidding a tearful adieu to husband, mother to son — her darling possibly going forth to fight the battle of life — are trying scenes to witness unmoved. How many journeys have I made, how many thousand miles of ocean have I traversed, 10 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. yet I do not behold without a feeling of pain these leave-takings; possibly because I know too well that in many, many instances the anticipated return, the long to be looked forward to reunion, will never be realised ! All Londoners at least know the Docks ; dwellers in the West End would not select the neigh- bourhood for its attractiveness ; and even those whose business it is to follow a sailor's life cannot see much to admire in those giant basins, though they speak of the enterprise, commerce, and wealth of the nation. They are to London what the cotton-mills are to Lancashire, or the blast-furnaces to the Black Country. Well, what between coaling and taking on board cargo, squabbling cabmen and impudent porters, steve- dores and their labour-stained gangs, interspersed with a due mixture of sailors, stewards, &c., I should advise the traveller, not to risk missing his passage, but remain at his hotel as long as compatible with certainty of avoiding such a catastrophe. Now, to add to all the above enumerated disagreeables, the day we embarked it rained in torrents, and ceaselessly; every one appeared to be in search of the driest corner, and, if unsuccessful in efforts to obtain it, stared with undisguised dislike at the more fortunate rival. It is not on occasions of this kind that man shows the better points of his character, and of all other nationalities the Englishman then exhibits to the greatest disadvantage. There is a rough brusqueness that very frequently manifests itself on such an occasion as an embarkation, thoroughly characteristic of John Bull, and not at all likely to dispose those who do not know him, to love him. Now, while the worthy Briton is growling, and frequently using stronger language than LEAVING THE DOCKS. 11 polite, a Frenchman would approach and ask a light with a dozen pardonnez's, or tender you a cigarette. The course pursued by the citizen of la belle France is, in my j udgment , to be preferred. Why is it, then, that a certain portion of our community will not try and combine courtesy with independence ? It could easily be done, and without trouble, as far as I can see. Before the ship commenced to haul out, a more miserable hour could not have been spent ; and, worse than all, wherever you deposited your now drenched and thoroughly uncomfortable body, you, without the slightest intention, got in somebody's way. My friend bore it stoically, but I fear my early military educa- tion just gave sufficient irritability to evince that there is a margin over which it would not be safe to go. At length innumerable bells began to ring; there was a vibration throughout the ship's length; immense hawsers, rivalling in thickness boa-constrictors, were made fast to the donkey-engine, and the giant vessel commenced to move on her long and possibly perilous voyage. I say immense vessel, for although not equal in size to the new crafts of the Cunard line, such as the Bothnia or Abyssinia, still she was three hundred and forty feet long, with capacity to stow upwards of three thousand tons. It always has been a surprise to me how such a gigantic, towering mass can be warped out through a narrow dock-entrance with such wondrous skill : the explanation is that every one employed in the process knows his work, and does it, and how little disturbance there is during the per- formance ! Gro on board a French, vessel, and learn the difference. There every man seems to have a say in the matter; and how volubly do their tongues 12 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. go, and with what emphasis, shrugs, and gestures ! Yes, we understand these things better in England ; our sailors are sailors, while our late allies are a cross between the marine and a mountebank. At last Gravesend is reached, where the adventurous friends take their departure ; again the hugging, shaking of hands, and kissing, are repeated ; the bells again ring; a long line of humanity, like an army of ants, passes down the gangway; the screw revolves, and our head is soon pointed oceanwards — the first act of a drama in three acts having commenced. The lady passengers — yes, and many of the male ones too — seemed to have resigned themselves to the anticipated attack of sea-sickness, so sought their berths ; thus we were well down Channel before the slightest conception could be formed of the large living freight we had on board. What a blessing it is not to suffer from mal de mer ! My friend, not being so accustomed to sea-life, felt uncomfortable, and thus I did not tease him with my conversation. If there is one thing I glory in, it is a voyage down the Channel. Never for a moment are you out of sight of subjects fit food for thought, and speech too ; for our coast-line is wondrously pretty, and there are few portions without an historic reputation. Drake, Frobisher, and Ealeigh have sailed over the very soundings through which we are now ploughing. And what change and contrast have taken place through the introduction of machinery for the propulsion of our ships ! Which school made the best sailors I fear is a subject none will dispute. In the distance looms up the Wight; and what a fleet of vessels, large and small, seem to find it difficult to get farther to the eastward! Truly, varieties of rig and build can be seen in our waters. SHIPPING IN THE CHANNEL. 13 The first we pass is a Dutch galliot, all resplendent in brilliant-coloured paint. She looks more like a play- thing than ought else. Yet there are few safer sea- going vessels in the world. Some years ago, when doubling the Cape of Good Hope in 42° south latitude, when it was blowing so hard and fiercely as it knows so well how to do on that inhospitable ocean, one of these galliots, probably not over two hundred tons, was in our company for two days. Although the vessel I was on board of was a large transport, the little brilliantly painted Dutchman to all appearance was making better weather than ourselves. Their crews are, as a rule, most able, hardy sailors, worthy descendants of him who first mounted the birch-broom at the foremast -head. Next in our course, and close by, is a French lugger, also a weatherly craft, which has most probably seen many a heavy blow about Ushant and the Channel Islands ; but how different does her crew look ! That old man with the weather-beaten face, dressed in scarlet shirt, and his feet shod in sabots, must be the bond fide Johnny Crapaud, and how he sucks at his pipe, from long use burnt as black as coal ! How many pounds of tobacco, could any one tell, has it taken to accomplish this ? A youth, evidently learning some of the mysteries of fishing-net manufacture, an untidy lad at the tiller, and a very vociferous, unknown breed of dog, apparently make up the entire crew. But here comes a different type of craft. Forty years ago, if sighted in the equatorial portion of the Atlantic, she would have been suspected of carrying ebony ; as it is now, she is only a harmless fruiterer from the western islands. That she can sail, no one who looks at her spread of canvas, clean run, and taut rig, 14 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. can doubt ; but I fear, if this easterly breeze hold, it will be some time ere the good people of London have the pleasure of eating her oranges. Large as we are, we are slipping through the water at a wonderful pace, yet so easily, so apparently with- out exertion, that one marvels to himself how quickly vessels are overtaken and left hull down by us. On the port beam a smart, tidy, three-masted, schooner-rigged steamship, pronounced by adepts to be of the Cork and London line, expresses an evident intention to cross our bows ; but she has calculated without her host, for our craft has it all her own way, and the little one has to give place and go astern. Many accidents occur, many valuable lives are lost, and noble ships sunk by such attempts as this ; though, after all, one must not be too severe on our sailors. They may occasionally make mistakes and cause danger ; but if you want a specimen of the regular dare-devil type of reckless, thorough disregard for their own and other people's lives — if, in fact, you want a new sensation, and one to be remembered — take a trip down the Mississippi when trade is brisk and opposition companies have boats upon the same route. On such occasions I have known it a fact that the furnaces have been fed with fat, and it was said that the safety-valve was tied down with a crow-bar or a couple of niggers ! That night, our second after leaving London, there was a slight attempt to get up a reunion by the main hatch. Lighted pipes glowed around that part of the deck, while thirsty souls at frequent intervals, and in rather mysterious manner, stole down to the precincts of the bar. A few days will alter all this ; passengers will become sociable and drink together ; the rich will BEAUTIFUL DARTMOUTH. 15 become generous; while those less well off will try their luck at the intricate and highly interesting game, " Tommy Dodd," and by it decide who is to be victim. Those who possess yachts, or who have large revenues, know our coast so well that even to speak of beautiful Dartmouth may not interest them ; but all are not gifted with the sinews of war, and by far the largest portion of our population have not seen, possibly cannot imagine, the beauties of Devonshire and Cornwall. I do not allude to the female beauties — and they are wondrously brilliant and well-bred looking — but to the counties themselves, which possess a wealth of foliage, a brightness of vegetation, a greenness of hill-sides, truly astounding. And then within their area what snug little valleys — nooks without rivals for the pic- turesque resting-places of cottages and villas — are to be found ! Here is the land for the old storm-tossed mariner, or the worn-out hero of a hundred battle-fields, to repose. And how many sailors and soldiers know it, and make it their retreat when cognisant that age is hurrying them to their last parade ! The little country churchyards of these charming counties too ominously tell this tale. But why feel sad on the subject ? They have but paid the debt all have to pay, and possibly it is a consolation to know — more so, I suppose, to relatives than those directly interested — that their last moments will be passed in their own land, and their last resting-place be under its verdant sward or fern- covered turf. At ten in the morning we steamed into Dartmouth harbour ; I had heard of its charms, but all description comes far short of reality. On its water was not a flaw 16 TEE GREAT THIRST LAND. of wind, while many a snow-clad yacht floated on its clear blue surface. The old town, situated along the upper portion of the bay, was quaintness itself — more foreign than English — and recalled vividly my recollection of Naga- saki, in Japan. But it was not with it the attraction ceased, for such glorious rocks guarded the entrance to the harbour, all honeycombed with the most fantastic nooks and grottoes that human eye hath seldom rested on, while the tendrils of numerous creeping plants waved in festoons over them. Oh ! those lovely para- sites ! fit ornaments are they for such a place ; for assuredly, had Lurline and her nymphs chosen these haunts for their home, they would have woven them into wreaths to adorn their snow-white temples ! CHAPTEK III. MY FELLOW-PASSENGERS. Oar Cuisine — Reminiscences of Olden Days — Plum Duff — A Yarn — An old Acquaintance — "The Plunger" — Mr. Holly — The Clergyman — A. Pilau a la Chinoise — Mr. and Mrs. Crommy. FROM Dartmouth to Madeira is act the second. During the five days' run I may hope to get some little insight into the characters of my compagnons de voyage. With a smooth sea, gentle western wind, and brilliant sun, we left the coast of England, all, without dissenting voice, auguring, from such a successful start, a prosperous passage. But what does it matter whether it blows high or low, great guns or little ones, as long as we have so fine a ship beneath us, free from deck- hamper and such-like impedimenta too often placed on board by illiberal and unscrupulous owners ? No ; she is truly a splendid specimen of Clyde architecture, with a crew and officers one can, without hesitation, feel con- fidence in. The table has already given proof of its excellence, and no abatement in this respect is antici- pated by me, for I discover the chef de cuisine is an acquaintance I knew in China to be master of his art, and there are cows, sheep, and pigs on board in abundance, and turkeys, geese, ducks, and fowls in- numerable, for him to practise his skill upon. How different is all this from twenty years ago, when the c 18 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. old sailing-transports were in the habit of taking four months to get to China, and the only port en route touched at was Anjer, on the Straits of Sunda ! Many a poor fellow had to feed in those days, for weeks at a time, on hard tack and plum duff- mysterious creations of the cook's galley that do not come before the passenger-traveller of the present period. But, speaking of plum duff, I can safely assert that the dark-coloured objects that were inserted in it were not always raisins, for raisins I never knew to possess legs. I once heard a story — well, we have got to sea, for Ushant is on our bow, and after we pass it the Bay of Biscay is before us, and there is no place so con- ducive to spinning yarns as board ship on broad ocean. The yarn goes in this way : — Competition ran so high in steam -boat traffic on the Hudson, that owners not only carried passengers free, but provided them gra- tuitously with meals. A thrifty, parsimonious man deemed this an opportunity not to be lost, so he travelled incessantly between New York and Albany. At last he attracted so much attention that the daintiest viands were reserved for less public characters. How strange familiarity should breed contempt ! We are aware that no one is a hero to. his own valet. Thus the worthy man suffered in silence for a time, till the invariable indifference of the food caused him to remonstrate. " Mr. Steward," he said, " I have put up with flies for currants, but hang me, sir, if I stand black-beetles for plums ! " and the steam-boat owners had in future to grieve over the loss of a patron. Good weather and smooth seas made Morris all right, and he became one of the sociables, This was A "MIXED" POLITICIAN. 19 much assisted by my finding a dear old friend, late a lieutenant in the navy, among the passengers, who took to him at first sight. No wonder he and I had yarns to spin, and many not without a spice of the ridiculous ; for we had met in the Crimea, knew half the ports in the Mediterranean, and visited lands many miles farther distant. A better fellow never broke biscuit, nor did a merrier laugh than his ever sound from a gun-room. He was the beau ideal of the old school of sailor — short, stout, and weather-beaten, with an eye that ever twinkled with fun. We arranged, with the kind permission of the captain, to sit at table together. An uncouth wretch thought that he would interfere ; but when he witnessed the wrathful eyes of the Laird, and the combined disapproval of the navy and army, he shut up, wishing, doubtless, he had been within the boundaries of his distant farm in some out-of-the-way part of the Old Colony. Another character worthy of notice was christened the "Plunger." I do not know that he had ever been a heavy dragoon, still he had much horse in him. The wonderful stories he would tell ! but where the points of his jokes came in was ever a subject of dispute — our naval friend insisted at one place, the Laird at another, while a third thought the narrator had only been selling us. The Plunger was also heavy on politics ; he was not a Liberal, as I understand, nor was he Conservative, nor did he belong to the intermediate party. He had all the leading men of the day a little mixed ; one of his extraordinary mistakes being that Brigham Young was President of the United States, and that Mr. Gladstone had died of tetanus. Where he got his information — as he invariably shut up all disbelievers or questioners with the mere c2 20 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. assertion of the facts — never transpired ; my authority for this is indisputable. Even some of the clergymen — for we had fourteen, I believe, on board — tried hard to correct his errors ; but briefly and positively he declined to be converted. Another of this gentleman's weaknesses was to think that he was an excellent vocalist ; and when night shrouded us in her sable mantle, he would lie on deck, among rugs, and croak most dolefully, surrounded by other passengers who preferred the dolce far niente in such attitudes. During such reunions, we were invariably astonished to hear some untruthful person, or, at least, I hope, some person with extrava- gant powers of imagination, exclaim, " By Jove, I have lost my liquor." "No — you don't say so!" would exclaim another ; adding, " I only replenished it a minute ago." "No wonder," would add the Plunger ; " is not that your glass in the scuppers ? If you will be so careless on board of ship, what can you expect ? " It would be well for me here to say that it was soon after discovered that the Plunger had a knowing way of appropriating his neighbour's grog, and then getting rid of the glass. It was strange that this excellent young man always got quarrelsome early, and had an objection to the use of sea-legs, or any other kind of legs, when assisted to his bunk. But the greatest of all characters was Mr. Holly. For some days after starting he did not put in an appearance, indisposition and great depression of animal spirits being reported as the cause. However, as he was mated with my naval friend, and they slept in the next cabin to myself and the Laird, I had opportunities of studying Mr. H.'s ailments. The disease was different from any I had seen before — his tendency being to sleep ECCENTRICITIES OF MR. HOLLY. 21 without clothing, and sing " The Eed, White, and Blue." This was the only song, to my knowledge, he ever at- tempted, nor did he ever get beyond the second line. After that there was a pause, when, with a sudden yawn, or rather snort, he would evidently become con- scious that he had forgotten or neglected something, and again start with, " Three cheers," &c. &c. He was a good companion to have in the next bunk ; for you were ever kept sufficiently wakeful to be first in the boats if collision or other fearful accident should chance to occur. Oh! Holly was a jolly fellow; fought the Basutos on the side of the Boers, distinguished himself in sundry raids where cattle were to be captured. Jumping horses and bullocks were the most perfect pleasures of his life, and fighting the Boer or Kaffir he took them from, for friends and foes were the same to him, was only adding piquancy to the joke. Holly was a confirmed smoker ; his mouth must have been like a kitchen grate, fairly encrusted with smut ; and even when asleep, there was the pipe, out, of course, in its accustomed place. There was one point on which he was grand — that was loyalty. " The Queen, Grod bless her, right or wrong ! if you don't believe in her when she's wrong, well, you are a confounded traitor, sir ; I should like to have your com- pany to a quieter part of the deck." That he meant it, too, was most certain, and he would have challenged on this point the whole ship's company, with the passengers thrown in. It was grand to see him attack the man who made himself disagreeable in arranging our dinner places, afterwards discovered to be a Poundmaster; he did it so urbanely, a gentle but playful smile illu- minating his face, and a charming buttonhole familiarity 22 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. characterising his address. But the " keeper of stray cattle " was not to be caught, and poor Holly was ever left lamenting. I have mentioned the number of clergymen we had on board. They belonged to every sect and denomina- tion, and doubtless were all sincere, earnest men. One — a curate going out to Bloemfontein — I liked immensely. He was a gentleman by birth and education, charitable, warm-hearted, energetic; the Episcopalians having service every morning in the saloon, he read prayers daily, and I do not think I once missed attendance during the whole voyage. However, there was one reverend gentleman I did not take so great a fancy to ; and that I had grounds for doing so all will acknowledge, when I state the following fact. The cook had obtained permission to make a pilau a la Chinoise for me. I helped myself, and was handing it to my companions, when the enemy stole up from the foot of the table unawares, seized the dish and carried it off in triumph. Still, there might have been time for a coup de main rescue if prompt steps had been taken, but we were all too much surprised to attempt anything till the whole — enough for six Grenadiers — was divided between himself and wife. It is but right to say he was a Dutchman. Certainly, in all my previous experience, I never sailed in a ship with so many oddities — we overflowed with them ; and they were good-natured withal, and at times intensely amusing. It would be scarcely fair to pass these good people without mentioning a loving couple who sat opposite us at table. Their names were Crommy — and the wife was all the name expresses. Report said she had been married four times, and that AN ELDERLY PAIR OF TURTLE-DOVES. 23 she was quite forty; but, whether or no, the playful way these turtle-doves fed each other was quite enough to make the most obdurate bachelor eschew his evil courses and obtain a help -meat Mrs. C. had her fingers covered with diamonds : these came from the Diamond-fields, where they had been taken from the craws of fowls served at a refreshment-room she kept. The wife looked out for the husband more energeti- cally than the husband did for the wife. And how the provisions succumbed before their joint attack ! We, our %trio, that is, always had a plate of olives after dinner ; Mrs. Crommy thought that they must be confections of extraordinary excellence. The plate was accidentally - intentionally left within her reach, and the result was that neither of the Crommys liked olives, if judgment could be pronounced from the spluttering they made. As some of the above persons may appear again, this is my excuse for introducing them. To the many good, kind-hearted gentlemen and ladies from whom we both received unremitting attention and information on all subjects necessary to our success on our intended tour, I can only here offer sincere thanks, on behalf of my com- panion as well as myself, and there is one of whom I can say no more than express a hope that prosperity and happiness ever be her attendant angels. CHAPTEE IV. FROM MADEIRA TO THE CAPE. A Charmed Island— Madeira from the Sea— Its Foreign Aspect — Old Buildings and Their Inmates — New Blood Wanted — Land Sharks — Its Horses — Teneriffe — A Splendid Picture — African Memories — " Whales ! " — Ex- < perience Teaches Whales — Porpoises, Bonito, and Skip-Jacks — Amusements on Board Ship — A Death at Sea — Holly redivivus — The Plunger's Little Game — The Poundmaster's Ignorant Insolence — Table Bay. AFTER a most prosperous run across the Bay of Biscay, and an equally smooth sea along the coast of Portugal, on the fifth day we sighted Madeira at sunrise. The ocean was calm as a mirror ; a few fishing-boats lay idly for the first flaws of wind to take them to their moor- ings, while the1 warm russet-tinted hill-tops told that autumn had come, and that the grain had long since been garnered in its stores. The nearer we approach this charmed island, the easier is it to distinguish that the water's edges possess a fringe of verdant colour as bright as that of Devonshire, while the white houses and villas call the observer back to Staten Island, in New York Bay, early in June. Madeira is, truly, wondrously pretty ; it is a priceless gem in the setting of an ocean of blue enamel. But it does not always look so fair, for the placid sea that now kisses its shore can, like the angry Southern woman, smite with cruel blows the object of its love. Look ! even now upon that beach lie the remains of what has been a noble steam- AT MADEIRA. 25 ship. With what skill and strength were her ribs riveted together ; what fabulous power possessed her engines ; and her spars — those tapering, graceful firs, broken at the cap — have they never braved the tempest in the forests of Maine, or on the banks of the ice- locked fjords of Norway? Ay, have they, and the graceful deer have fed beneath their green feathery plumage. The squirrels and birds have made its boughs a sanctuary, and now the cruel sea, in a fit of wrath, has utterly destroyed them. Ocean, lovely in your rest, fearful in your passion, how unforgiving are you to the poor ship that is in your angry hands, although you may have bathed her sides with your caresses and nursed her on your bosom ! However, to-day is calm, and we are promised some hours ashore, to do the sights so well known to every naval officer in our service, and after having done those sights, bring off as much fruit as the chosen of our fellow-passengers can consume. Madeira is truly foreign ; the black youths that dive for your spare silver, the garrulous crews of shore - boats, the tawdrily-dressed officials, and last, though not least, the wondrous bum-boats, stocked in every nook and corner with cage -birds or immense stores of semi- tropical fruits, go indisputably to prove the fact. Again, when you land at that disreputable ratan struc- ture called a pier, for the use of which a fee is charged, and you advance into the precincts of the town, well might you think you had dropped into Spain when that country was at her zenith of prosperity. In the town there are no new houses — at least, very few. Who now would dream of building such wondrous balconies, or expect to see the light of heaven through such 26 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. extraordinary windows ? No — all is quaint, and speaks of former dates ; everything is mouldy, and tells of the past. I like old buildings when they are ruins, or, at least, uninhabited; but to live in them, to have no light, no ventilation, no comfort — never ! Besides, insects, scorpions, centipedes, and tarantulas, all swarm in such places ; and no wonder, for they are fit only for such inmates. But with this condemnation I only desire it to be understood that I should not wish to reside in them ; still, the buildings interest one much, and take one back to a time when bold deeds won heavy rewards ; when fair dames and courtly cavaliers rode together, hawk on hand ; when lordly demesnes had lordly masters ; continents still were to be discovered, unexplored seas yet to be navigated. The Almada of Madeira looks as old as the trees that gird it ; the houses that surround it are doubtless as antique. The past is whispered ominously, the future not foretold. Is it ever to remain thus ? What a world of good a small infusion of American blood would do to such a place ! Have our Transatlantic cousins found it out yet ? I guess so ; it is not many places that they are not cognisant of ; but what a difference it would make if one could see some of the pretty faces, equally prettily dressed, and the most perfectly gloved and booted ladies in the world wandering through those dreamy labyrinths of streets, that look now as if they had the plague-spot deeply indented on them. Again, the hawkish, hungry-looking men that follow you as the pilot-fish does the shark, to chisel and swindle you out of all they can — to steal, if not in act, at least in thought. It is time, I think, these choice spots of earth should be rescued from the curse of such a popu- THE HORSES OF MADEIRA. 27 lation. The only thing to put a visitor in good temper was the fruit-market and hotel ; the former was attractive from the lavish display of such numerous varieties of fruit ; the latter from the courtesy of the hostess, the attention of the servants, the excellence of the cuisine, and last, though not least, the beauty of the garden overlooked by the terrace. There is one more thing I ought to praise — when the dumb creation are concerned, I would not willingly neglect them — that is, the horses ; all barbs, from Mogadore. This breed of horses I have had much experience of, but never before did I see finer speci- mens of the race that claims our Godolphin as a worthy member. The chargers of the Chasseurs d'Afrique are ponies compared with the horses here, and have not half the stamina ; and my only regret was that they had such smitch-like masters. A good dinner, a long stroll in the garden, with an immense supply of fruit, brought the time for embarka- tion ; and nothing prevented our getting comfortably on board our good ship, but a playful tendency of our friend the Laird to pelt the numerous parrots with green figs. These birds hung at all convenient places, while the representative of the Land of Cakes all the time expressed his belief that they were GOO-COOS. I may have looked on, but I was not &particeps criminis. What a stock of comestibles had been brought on board in the shape of fruit, &c., during our absence ! The ship almost compared with Covent Garden. It was evident that we were not to be starved during the remainder of the voyage ; and fortunately so, for in a day or two we experienced tropical weather, when fruit is ever most acceptable. 28 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. Often as I have seen Teneriffe, I never saw it in such perfection as on this occasion. Not a film of cloud kissed it; the giant peak stood out distinct and unimpaired in outline, while the blue, cloudless heaven formed the most charming background to its warm sky-line. A boat or two, and those distant, dotted the water, so they did not interfere with the glorious repose of the scene. Fairy-land may be decked in silver, with the green of the emerald and the pure lustre of the diamond, still it could not surpass God's picture, for a more perfect com- bination of colouring could not be imagined. In the lake districts of Scotland, after a long warm day, when the cattle are standing knee- deep, and one herd lows across their watery resting-place to another, and the trout are rising, leaving their splash undisturbed by wind and wave, and the swift and swallow dip up their insect prey with skilful swoop, and the ravens are winging homewards their way to mountain fastnesses, I have seen a tip of hill — the smallest possible portion — illuminated with this ruby-gold flood of light, but it was a miniature compared to the picture that was now before us. This is a wondrous fair world at times, but the traveller, the weary soul who pants for rest and finds it not, sees its grandest perfections. That great and good Providence, who keeps our feet from wearying and our heart from failing, doubtlessly has thus ordained it, to help the poor wayfarer to follow the path to the bitter end. Teneriffe far now to the north, let us look in the direction of that great land that lies on our western bow. It is a long way off, it is true; still, few do not know more or less about it — how many hearts it has broken, "WHALES!" 29 how many noble men done to death ! We have passed the northern boundary of the tropics. The latitude is 18° ; and what memories does this locality recall ? Poor Mungo Park ! Who is there that, when a boy, has not read his writings, and, with sorrowful heart, felt for his sufferings? And who has not among his young admirers dropped a tear when he came to the passage where the poor black woman brought him food? for the solitary white man had no friends. And again a little farther south, poor Winwoode Eeade laboured, and farther on still Clapper- ton, Denham, and Lander. Yes, Africa has taken many, will still have more, and yet not be satisfied. That west coast is a hard, cruel country to the Anglo-Saxon. Could you navigate some of its bayous or creeks, thread your passage through the intricate mangrove swamps, see the giant hideous crocodile reposing on mud-banks reeking with fever and miasma, you would at once say it is no place for the white man. True, it is not ; and although I once craved to be an explorer there, the task must now pass to younger hands — less able, certainly, to be spared, and more capable of bearing the brunt. No, no, not now, but to the radiant south I am bound — where the pellucid Zambesi, and no less clear Limpopo push onward their way, and seek to mingle their waters with the Indian Ocean. When unusually quiet on deck, and the heat had made all more or less languid (I could not help thinking in the foregoing strain, for Africa is no new land to me, and I have carefully studied its history), and while in this brown study, a cry of " Whales ! " was raised, and all with one accord rushed to have a look at the mammoth monsters of the deep. All the forenoon 30 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. we had been passing through fields of sea- weed, and that extraordinary yellow stuff designated by the sailors " whale-spume " was floating around us. What it is composed of I do not know, but imagine it is immense collections of diminutive squid; and of one thing I am certain — that whales are almost invariably seen in the vicinity of this spume. At least thirty or more whales on this occasion must have been in sight; and if ever creatures appeared to enjoy life and take the world easy, they do. The very blowing noise they make seemed like a grunt of approval. The captain, who has been many years at sea, came up to me while watching them, and stated, that experience of steamers has made them far more cautious than formerly ; for that, in his younger days, he could remember almost striking them with the stem. Here we have it that whales profit by experience ; but as for man — that paragon of perfection — how many lessons are thrown away upon him ! Since we left Madeira, flying-fish have been unusually numerous ; and to-day they are even more abundant, and consequently porpoises, bonito, and skip- jacks are having a high old time among them. All must know that the first belongs to the whale family, are warm-blooded, suckle their young, and are not fish : while the former of the two last is but a giant mackerel, known in the Mediterranean as tunny-fish, in the St. Lawrence as horse-mackerel, and in mid-ocean, by sailors, as albecore. They are beautifully marked, very active, and ex- tremely powerful in the water, and possess the charac- teristic minor fins between the lower dorsal fin and tail. The skip-jack is also like the mackerel, but slimmer in build ; however, it does not possess this characteristic AMUSEMENTS ON BOAED. 31 of the Scomberida. A "Portuguese man-of-war" has also been constantly in sight. What a strange little creature it is, with its ruby-tinted sail ! — resembling a miniature boat, the ship of some diminutive sprites who have stolen away for a sail upon the golden- sheened element ! What a world of wonder we live in, and how little do we understand it, after all ! and where are its astound- ing freaks so wondrously exhibited as at sea ? To view these extraordinary works, if man will only think — but that is the point : who thinks ? — must make him less earthly than he is, and draw his heart closer to the great Creator. Fine weather and favourable breezes still stop with us ; we have had amateur theatricals, tableaux vivants, readings, and lectures on board. It is surprising how time flits by. In fact — there can be no question on the subject — this is the voyage now to take for pleasure ; for altnough twenty -two days seem a long time to spend at sea, everything passes so harmoniously and so regularly, that the traveller can scarcely trust his memory when he finds that he has been so long absent from home. To invalids, I feel convinced the voyage would be most beneficial, and it requires only to be more extensively known to become more practised. Sailors' ingenuity is certainly most wonderful : to see the flush- deck abaft the gangway turned into a theatre or reading-room, with flags of all nationalities shutting out the night air, and resplendent stars of bayonets, and other glittering and handsome devices, arranged and ready for use in the short period we are at the tea-table, certainly has a look of enchantment. Mr. E. M. Ballantyne, the author of so many successful boys' books, gave us this evening (sixteen 32 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. days out) a most instructive lecture on the Hudson's Bay Territories, where he spent many of the early years of his life. The lecture was illustrated by sketches from his own pencil — admirable and graphic in the extreme. One drawing of Tadusac, on the St. Lawrence, and another of a log-cabin on the snow- covered margin of a small lake, took me thousands of miles away, to where I had once shot the moose and cariboo, or tracked poor bruin to his hollow-log home. A death occurred this day on board. The unfor- tunate was sent to sea too late to save his life ; although every attention had been given him, and his poor wife was more than unremitting in her attention. At half- past ten in the morning the ship had her engines stopped, for the funeral obsequies. The beautiful, solemn service over the dead was just commenced when an immense shark rose to the surface, from under the counter of the ship. Fortunately the poor distressed lady did not see the monster, or her feelings could more easily be imagined than described. But, strange as it may appear, such things do frequently happen at sea. Can a shark smell a corpse, as the sailors say ? Why not, then, the pigs and sheep constantly slaughtered for food ? Holly has become once more very musical — that unfortunate song has been done to death; and as his grog has been stopped, it was imagined that, in pro- portion to the decrease of the distance to be traversed, his spirits had risen; but such turned out to be mere theory. My naval friend had laid in a stock of Madeira for acquaintances at the Cape ; but, alas ! his perfidious fellow-passenger, with a nose as acute for liquids as a pointer's for a partridge, discovered the treasure, lubri- THE POUNDMASTERS COURTESY. 33 cated his throat with, it so frequently, that its machinery became sufficiently oiled to enable him to revert to his old source of amusement. Great indignation has been vented on the Plunger ; steady seas and level keels make no excuse for erratic tumblers to upset and roll down into the scuppers ; so his quondam associates keep him at a distance when they are resting with glasses within reach. How well this man would have suited the Governor of North Carolina, who so feelingly and touchingly informed the Governor of South Carolina that he was too long between the drinks ! The Southern States and not South Africa is his place. The Poundmaster has also distinguished himself. His daughter or niece was asked by a gentleman to sing, one evening ; the answer was more explicit than polite : his girl was not going to sing for the amusement of a pack of snobs ! The pere has consequently been " cut " by the men, and the poor little girl " sent to Coventry" by the ladies. This is the first evidence that we have had of temper ; but was a long voyage ever got over without that discovery ? On the morning of the twenty-third day, to the joy, possibly, of some, but to the deep grief of many, Table Mountain was sighted ; and as no table-cloth draped it, we steamed slowly up the bay, and two hours afterwards were comfortably docked. • x*» oa CHAPTER V. FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF SOUTH AFRICA. Holly joins Us — On the Look-out for a Coaster — Our Plans Altered — We pur- chase a Wagon — A Visit to Rondebosch and Constantia — A. Private Garden — South African Pick-me-up not to be recommended — Adieu to Cape Town — We reach Port Elizabeth — A Funny Lot of Visitors — The Poundmaster exposed — Port Elizabeth — The Florence — East London — ts Dangerous Roadstead — First Sight of Game — Arrival at Port Durban — Its Bar — A Day Lost in Sight of Land — Preparing for Our Journey — Port Durban — The Upper and Middle Classes— The "Smart" Men of Durban— A Splendid Ride— The Best Drivers in the World. HOLLY, who had become wonderfully attached to Morris and myself, insisted on joining us in our trip up country ; he could speak Dutch, and professed to be an expert in the management and driving of cattle, two accom- plishments we might find more than useful. As he was really not a bad fellow, and neither of us could resist his appeals — for, after all, we could urge nothing against him but his thirstiness, and it struck us forcibly that the Great Thirst Land was, of all places in the world, the one most likely to suit his complaint — we consented, on the condition that he promised faithfully and soberly to perform his task. Again, it was a great advantage to have a third white man with us, who would take charge of the wagon at night, if Morris and myself were detained shooting at water, or had gone so far in pursuit of game during the day as to be unable to return to our ^encampment. Again, he was a stalwart, powerful man, un- questionably brave, and accustomed for years to velt-life. FIRST BREAK IN OUR PLANS. 35 Morris and myself had settled, before starting from England, that we should disembark at Cape Town, then procure a small coaster, and sail direct to Walwich Bay, on the west coast. On me all arrangements devolved; but although every dock was hunted, advertisements inserted and read, not a craft suitable to our purpose could be found. True, there was a small steamer running up to Port Noloth, in the desolate regions surrounding the copper-mines; but there we would be no better off than where we were, for many and many a weary mile through the most trying sand-doons must be passed before we reached where game could be expected. Again, I heard, through a trustworthy source, that the missionaries* a few days inland from Walwich Bay would not sell cattle to persons coming there for purposes of sport, as it took the ivory -trade out of their hands, drove the game farther from their residences, and unsettled the black population by creating in them a desire to go and do likewise. So thus early and most unwillingly we had to alter our plans. This was the more inconvenient, as our baggage was all booked to this port; so that, being entered on the manifest of the ship, it would require to go through the Custom House before it could be tran- shipped. The officials were most obliging, and, with the kind assistance of the agents of Messrs. Donald Currie and Co., our first annoyance was bridged over. This was not done without a lot of bother ; for I never leave to another what I can do myself; thus I was on the dock from the moment cargo was broached till the hatches of the coasting steamship were closed. I forget exactly how many packages we had — over twenty, I * These are Swedes or Danes. None of our missionaries trade ; at least, I never saw or heard an instance of it. D2 36 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. think, with some loose lead in bars — and I was fortunate enough to escape any loss. Here we bought our wagon ; the builder of it was a friend of Holly's. It cost a hundred and ten pounds, including dissel-boom, yokes, treck-tow, and keys, and in every sense of the word it was quite worthy of the price paid. So large a con- veyance had to be taken to pieces before putting on board the coasting-steamer, the tent part being very bulky and cumbersome. As freight is charged by measurement, the cost of shipping it to Natal was twenty pounds. This certainly appears a great deal, but I am convinced that both captain and agents would much sooner have sailed without it ; for I suppose if heavy weather had occurred, there would have been no other course than to heave it overboard. Being once more free from care and anxiety, I turned to to enjoy myself, and see the wonders of Cape Town. One of our fellow-passengers, long a resident at the Cape, had given us an invitation to pay him a visit at his country residence in Eondebosch. As two ladies, also passengers, were anxious to avail themselves of a similar invitation, Morris engaged a handsome carriage, with four excellent bays, and sitting beside the for- midable-looking Malay coachman, tooled us out in grand style. Kondebosch and Constantia, from old experience, I knew to be very pretty; but never conceived that I should see such a view as could be had from our host's gardens. It was Marapossa County, California, come to life in South Africa. Table Mountain, as it over- hangs Cape Town, is bleak ; but here all was green and verdant as our fields in May. But to return to the garden ; I do not know that I ever saw a more beautiful SOMETHING LIKE A GARDEN. 37 one — the choice and variety of shrubs were wonderful, many being natives of sub-tropical climates. Vines, oranges, and almost every variety of fruit, grew in the wildest profusion, and the extent of all this ran into many acres. There were several ponds, a rivulet, and pum ping-machines, explaining how this wealth of vegetable life was kept in such a healthy condition; and to till the soil, weed, prune, and perform other gardening functions, sixteen Hottentots were employed. Wines of the choicest vintage, some so old that I am afraid to state their age, did much towards shortening the journey homewards ; while pontac and soda, strongly recom- mended by Holly, failed to put me in a serene state of mind next morning. When you visit the Cape, avoid vineyards and wine- tasting, and above all, never take the advice of an Africander on the subject of what you ought to imbibe in the morning as a pick-me-up. Although I enjoyed myself exceedingly, and received much hospitality in Cape Town, the hour for departure was most, acceptable. With a dark, black, threatening sea, and lowering, searching wind, we started, and, ere reaching Simon's Bay, commenced to regard a heavy southerly gale a moral certainty ; but the weatherwise were disappointed, and those who from ignorance kept silence were at once credited with the most critical observation. Mossel Bay was passed in the evening, and at break of day the long stretch of yellow sand that surrounds Port Elizabeth was in sight. No sooner had the anchor dropped than the vessel was fairly stormed by friends and relations of the passengers ; and what a funny lot most of them looked — for I believe the majority were from small towns up country. Their manners and dress were horseyish; but where, oh, 38 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. where, reside the tailors that constructed their gar- ments ? I trust so far inland that they may for ever be unable to trouble other and older lands. The appe- tites these locusts possessed were fabulous. I have seen some tall feeding in the United States, but here it was taller. Everything and anything was on the same plate — sweets, pickles, meat, and fish, all to disappear, regardless of order, into the same capacious maw. Here Morris discovered the missing link of Dr. Darwin — possibly that eminent savant would like to know its whereabouts, but if M. be wrong, the error is excusable. Among our passengers was a young lady, fair, stout, and good-looking ; she had been sent out to order for a young man who contemplated matrimony. I will not mince matters, but acknowledge that she did flirt just a little on the voyage. When at Cape Town the gentleman, my naval friend, took his departure, a wee diamond tear stood in each of her eyes. Coming up from our last port, I tried to show her a little attention, but she would not be comforted. With the invaders arrived her future husband ; for, let me add, they had never met before, and as a matter of course the poor child was anxious to see what one who was going to bear so near a relationship was like ; but when the two were introduced I shall never forget her expres- sion— it did not augur well for a continuance of connu- bial bliss. And to make matters worse, some meddling busybody sent an anonymous letter, telling of the short- comings of his love while on the voyage. To the Pound- master was attributed the writiog of this document. However, whether fairly accused or not, it was just such an act as all believed him capable of. The biter being bitten is no false adage, and soon after it was verified. THE LAST OF THE POUNDMASTER. 39 A boat came alongside the ship ; in its stern-sheets was a young, good-looking, well-dressed man, with the inevitable crop in his hand. On reaching the deck the stranger met many old friends, and he was affably conversing among a group of them, when his eyes lit on the Poundmaster. In a moment his coun- tenance changed ; rage, indignation, and hatred were all expressed, and with a most forcible objurgation, he called out, " By jingo, if that is not the Poundmaster of Bedford," and with the spring of a tiger-cat rushed at his prey. But the other was too quick ; in a shot he doubled round the companion-ladder, in and out among bales of goods, ultimately seeking shelter in the hold. The race was not in this instance to the swift, for the pursuer was too heavily handicapped by at least three friends hanging to the skirts of his coat. Naturally, this episode created no little curiosity, and an explana- tion was asked and granted. Nor afterwards could we wonder at the anger displayed by the new arrival ; nor will the reader, when he learns that the Poundmaster was detected driving in this gentleman's work- oxen from their own pasture, to incarcerate them in the pound. Yerily, they do strange things in the frontier- towns of South Africa. The last we heard of the Poundmaster was that Holly gave him a kick to accelerate his movements as he went over the gangway. We thought this a summary proceeding ; but when it was explained that he passed himself off on the worthy Holly as a wealthy farmer and merchant, and thus induced him and persons to associate with him who would not be seen in his society even at a bear-bait, we could scarcely resist believing that he only got what he merited. 40 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. Would you believe it ? this low, worthless scamp was almost the only grumbler on board the ship. Food, stewards — in fact, everything — he found fault with ; yet " what can you expect from a hog, but a grunt ? " The Florence, in which we were prosecuting the re- mainder of our journey, not being yet in sight, we had time to take a run on shore. Port Elizabeth is a brisk, pushing, prosperous business town, prettily situated, and ornamented with many handsome buildings. Among our late passengers, we had become intimate with many who called this home. If we had accepted half the invitations given to us, we must have remained a week instead of a few hours, and one fair friend would have induced me here to spend a life. At the Phoenix Hotel, an excellent house, we said our last adieus, and drank a deoch-an-durass, and as the boat bore us from the beach, I could long see a tiny, well-gloved hand waving the most gossamer pocket- handkerchief in token of farewell. But it behoves us to hurry: the Florence looks impatient, and Captain Jones is not the commander to lose time. As we approach, we discover the wagon-tilt is safe, for already we had felt grave doubts on the subject. And at this stage of the proceedings it would have been a most serious los*s. Ascending to the deck, we find ourselves on board a yacht of about 600 tons, for as such the Florence was built. She was purchased for her present traffic on account of her light draught of water and sea-going qualities. We find that through the captain's kindness a most comfortable cabin has been allotted to our private use, with Holly installed next door. This can scarcely be A DANGEROUS COAST. 41 considered an advantage, as he has been doing " The Eed, White, and Blue " with more than usual vehe- mence, and more or less variations ; but he is as irre- pressible as the nigger was said to be in America. Let others judge and think of him as they like ; to me he appears a big, kindly -hearted child, incapable of over- coming his one great failing. East London, our next anchorage, is very pretty at this season ; the hill- sides were beautifully green, and here and there studded with white tents and covered wagons, the property of persons who have come from the interior to enjoy the luxury of sea-bathing. But what a dangerous harbour or open roadstead it possesses ! Look at the surf even now, when there is scarcely suffi- cient wind to move an ostrich plume, and tell me where you have seen a more difficult landing. In a south- east gale it must simply be terrific. Cargo-boats do not delay here ; they must make their hay while the sun shines, for no one knows what a single hour may bring forth. Even while we gaze on that dreadful snow- encompassed beach of surf, there is a yell on shore, echoed from the ship, for a large whale-boat with six men in it has capsized. I believe no lives in this instance were lost, but it is painful to witness how feeble and puny are the exertions of the strongest human being when placed in such a position. East London, I have stated, is very pretty, but, like the careful mariner, I would sooner give it a wide berth on the seaboard. Lying close along by the coast of British KafFraria, our good little ship rapidly carries us to our destination, Port Durban. The shores are not elevated enough to be termed grand, but they are exceedingly attractive, and in many places diminutive cascades of fresh water tumble 42 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. down the cliffs. Here and there, in the distance inland, Kaffir kraals can be detected ; and on one vast grassy plain, sparsely sprinkled with brush, game of some kind — I should suppose wildebeest (gnu) — were to be seen. The first sight of these animals warmed the heart of Morris, and already he saw himself, in thought at least, in full chase. Bat what is that proud, bold promontory almost dead ahead? It is where the signal-station and lighthouse stand, marking the entrance into Port Durban, perhaps the most difficult harbour of all on the east coast, on account of the bar. This shore is terribly deficient of shelter from the prevailing winds, and, although its seaboard is so long, only two safe anchor- ages can be found — Saldanha Bay, to the west of the Cape, and Delagoa Bay, in Portuguese territory. Before getting to our moorings, for we had to anchor outside, the harbour-master having reported the bar im- practicable, we ran through immense schools of albicore. Soon lines were out and many hooked, but all exertions failed to bring one on board; like their relatives, the mackerel, I believe them more powerful than any other fish of their size. More than a day lost, with nothing to do but march the deck and discuss whether the bar is worse or the reverse. Towards sunset there was an improvement in the weather, and to our great relief the tow-boat was seen getting up steam. As it was Sunday, we had afforded no small amount of amusement to numerous loungers on the beach, who seemed to think our plight was a capital joke. But the tug came, bump, bump, bump, and, thank Providence, we are again in deep water. It does not take landsmen, hungering for terra Jirma, long to get on shore, and a drive of three miles DURBAN HOSPITALITY. 48 brought us to our hotel in Durban proper. Here ter- minated our sea-voyage — truly a most enjoyable one —and here our most adventurous land one commenced. Leaving out the convivialities of that evening, I will enumerate what business had to be performed on the morrow, for all who follow in our wake will have to do likewise. An invoice of your baggage is handed to the custom- house authorities, a permit obtained to land your guns, which being granted, also goes to the customs, where each barrel is stamped and a pound duty paid on it ; there is an import-duty also charged on wagons. First it was intended to purchase oxen and horses here, but the prices were so exorbitant that we resolved to hire a team of bullocks, yoke them to our own wagon, and thus get our traps to Pieter-Maritzburg. At length, after repeated failures, I secured the services of a Boer to accomplish the task for ten pounds sterling —about half what all others had demanded. Still, we were paying too much ; but necessity knows no law. Before leaving Durban, I would say it is a very pretty town, essentially tropical in all its characteristics. To many of its merchants we were indebted for great kind- ness— in fact, their hospitality is proverbial. If, on arrival, we had called upon any of them, and requested their services, they would have at once stopped the numerous extortions attempted — alas ! several times successfully. But, having referred to the honourable men who compose the upper class, save me from falling into the hands of such Philistines as make up the middle grade ! Mr. Robinson, delegate for the colony, and editor and proprietor of the leading journal in Durban, whose acquaintance I had the pleasure of making, would, I am 44 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. convinced, be glad to give advice to any English gentle- men; and the novice could not possibly be in better hands. I am not a bad-tempered man. I have travelled much, am accustomed to roughing, and have had to associate with all classes on terms of equality. The Yankee horse and cattle dealer I deem smart; the Canadian one smarter; but the Durban breed — if those I came in contact with are a fair sample — are con- founded swindlers. But, to leave the disagreeables, early one fine morning we found ourselves on the top of a cart, with four almost unbroken horses and a reckless but splendid driver. By Jove ! it made my old heart young again to note the pace we covered the ground. Accidents some- times happen by this mode of conveyance : but, whether or no, it is well worth the risk. My friend was in like mind with myself; we chaffed and chatted, fed and smoked, never tired of admiring the swelling, undulating green hills and grander coppies. The country deserves all praise, and its future must be great. The white- necked ravens that sat so tamely on the roadside gave us especial pleasure ; there was something so absurd in sombre, sepulchral ravens, each possessing an exactly similar white necktie. But the summit of our enthu- siasm was reached when the last team was put in harness, previous to dashing into Pieter-Maritzburg. Which were the more thorough scoundrels, wheelers or leaders — for all kicked, feared, and bucked — it would be hard to tell; however, the Zulu boys at their heads hung on to their respective charges till the word to let go was given ; and the style in which we went down that hill and over the next few miles of velt was simply splendid. SOUTH AFRICAN DRIVERS. 45 The men who used to tool the overland stages to California could drive : I thought in this specialty the American beat all her gracious Majesty's subjects, but this day I felt grateful to have, thus late in life, the error removed from my mind, and more grateful still when I considered that Uncle Sam's experts could be beaten by our common niggers. Do not misunderstand me. I love the American people for their courage, endurance, and enterprise ; but that is the very reason I like to beat them. What credit is there in winning a race from a cart-horse, or beating an effete, worn-out old man in a sparring- match ? From the distance the view of Pieter-Maritzburg is very pretty, the red-tiled, white houses contrasting beautifully with the brilliant green poplar or willow trees ; and when we halted at Mr. Prefer 's Hotel we found that the town, if possible, improved on closer inspection. • . CHAPTEE VI MR. PREFER, OF PREFER?S HOTEL. A Week of Laughter — Mine Host — An Oddity — His Peculiar Way of 'trans- acting Business — Prefer's Nationality — "All Mine, all Mine" — Pound your Cattle — Various Purchases of Live Stock — I ride on to Howick — A Fearful Storm — Summit House — Howick — Its Loveliness — No Wagon — A Chapter of Accidents — Holly dismissed — Zeiderberg's Team — Reach Howick at last — Catch a Cropper almost. PIETER-MARTTZBURG, the political capital of Natal, I shall never forget, for the reason that I laughed more there in a week than I ever did in a month. Much of this merriment was owing to our host — not that he was ever ungentlemanly, but the reverse. He pre- sided, in grave dignity, at the head of his own table, and discussed with great good sense local politics, the topics of the day, and little scandals that constantly vex society ; but when you became acquainted with Mr. Prefer you discovered that he possessed a deep vein of satire and great comic powers. He also must have been a man of study, for he professed to speak Zulu with the proficiency of a native. I certainly heard him, on numerous occasions, when a great, powerful, handsome native was bounding past, shout out, " Homy lapa!" What it meant, I knew not, but it had a visible effect on the native, who always afterwards seemed for many minutes to pursue his course a sadder if not a wiser man. Like all geniuses, he transacted his affairs after a MINE HOST. 47 manner of his own. The hotel especially was witness of this ; for whenever business or pleasure called him abroad, he would invariably ask the first of his guests to go and take care of the bar, dispense the beverages, and do what he liked with the cash-box. Such a man could not be narrow-minded — impossible that he could be so is written plainly on the face of what I have said, Still, the following playful little incident took place ; and how well it proves that all men are mortal — that the great mind is subject to infirmities as well as the lesser, that the best-balanced head may forget as well as the fool ! Mr. Prefer felt thirsty ; so did one of his guests. The weather was sultry, so champagne was decided on as the most suitable beverage, and it was resolved to toss who should incur the cost of a quart bottle. Our host was without ready money : wealthy men are sometimes, clever men are frequently, but brilliant men are invariably impecunious. Thus Mr. Prefer borrowed a sovereign to toss with : fate was against him, and he lost. This struck him as worthy of thought ; and his giant brain became absorbed in a deep study of the inscrutable perverseness of the fickle jade Fortune. However, he was recalled to the existence of the outer world by the pop of the cork. I have known many instances of deep and erudite thinkers being called to their material state by a similar means. The champagne was cool, brisk, and possessed of good bouquet, and therefore went to that bourn from whence little champagne returns. Suddenly, business called our host away : the returning of the sovereign mattered not at the time ; the visitor could get credit for it in his next bill. A few days passed, and settlements had to be made, 48 TEE GREAT THIRST LAND. when, to the surprise of the guest, he found, as an item in his account, a sovereign loaned J:o toss with, and ten shillings for wine lost on the occasion ! Several were acquainted with the circumstances of the case, and when the denouement came our mirth was hilarious. It was one of those peculiar things this great genius could do without any one blaming him. About our host we had another quaint story. When Germany was supposed to be a power of no importance he was residing in one of our colonies where all the inhabitants were English ; so he resolved to be a subject of our gracious Queen. For thirty shillings that privi- lege was accorded him. After that, in different localities to which he was called, he became a Scotchman and an Irishman ; for the first he paid one pound, for the last two shillings. He was now happy ; who could say that he was not a Briton ? What potentate had a lien upon him but the monarch " whose flag has braved a thousand years the battle and the breeze ? " But the blast of the tocsin of war bellowed throughout Europe — Germany and Trance were in arms to destroy each other, and, to the surprise of many, Mr. Prefer in particular, the former great power conquered. There was grief in his heart for what he had done ; would he not sooner belong to the great Teuton race ? Yes, certainly ! So he wrote to the English, Scotch, and Irish officials to whom he had paid the various sums, with a polite request that his money might be returned. To his great surprise no answer has been received, not even up to the present moment. " Ah," he used ever to apostrophise, " the English Government do know how to look after JSTo. 1." Well, we were most comfortable at his hotel, although we used occasionally to take wine with him PURCHASING CATTLE. 49 at his own request, and be charged with it afterwards, or asked to take a seat in his carriage to visit his country estate, when you were safe to find a bill from the livery-stable next morning. The first time I drove with him we traversed miles ; every few furlongs he quietly and seriously murmured, " All mine," and by the time I got home " millionaire " was no term for the affluence I believed him possessed of; but the stable- boy at bath -time tendered me the bill for horses and carriage. From that time forth my eyes were opened, and I saw things in a new light. To leave joking on one side, his charges were most moderate ; nothing was a trouble that he could do to serve us, and he was invariably courteous, and ever entertaining. The eccen- tricities I have alluded to deserved no other name. In our selection of cattle, horses, &c., he aided us much, and prevented us from being imposed upon. I repeat I like Mr. Prefer, and if I do wrong in narrating these tales of him, my excuse is that it mattered not who was present he told them of himself. Holly, about whom I have lately been silent, con- tinued to sing with almost additional vehemence, " Red, White, and Blue ; " but as our cattle must be bought, and a start made, it became necessarj to make him pull himself together. At length he selected a team of black Zulus at ten pounds a head. Without exception they were very handsome and in excellent condition. For safety they were nightly placed in the pound, for which a small sum is demanded. This should never be neglected, and it ought to be one of the golden rules engraved upon the mind of the up- country African traveller. At Durban I had made several offers for horses, but the vendor would listen to none, E 50 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. but asked such exorbitant prices that I was obliged to defer obtaining mounts till our arrival here. As luck would have it we found the string of nags had been removed up here, and were to be sold by auction to the highest bidder ; thus I obtained two for the price I had offered for one. These animals had been bred north of the Vaal river, and were supposed to be saultedi, hence my anxiety to procure them. From another person I bought a large, well-made chestnut, warranted, saulted and an experienced game killer ; twenty-five pounds was the price paid for this beast, and a greater brute never looked through a bridle. I had also picked up from one person and another about a dozen dogs, several of which were half-bred greyhounds, the rest, of the pack were arrant mongrels. Neither had Morris been idle; he had taken in hand the commissariat department, and hours of each day he spent inde- fatigably selecting stores and seeing them packed. While here we had formed numerous friendships,, so numerous in fact that our rooms were never empty. Some were persons I had met before or heard of, but all were unquestionably a most gentlemanly lot of young, men ; a little lax possibly, a little dissipated certainly, . Everything having been procured, the wagon packed^ the oxen bought, and the horses and dogs standing at, the stable of the hotel, one Sunday evening, at dusk? I determined to ride eighteen miles on our road, to, the hotel of Howick, and there wait for my companions, for at daylight the cattle were to be yoked, and under ordinary circumstances we should all dine together at', three or four o'clock in the afternoon of Monday. As a matter of course I had never been to Howick • ; 'i* 100 before, and just as it got dark I started from Heter- TRAVELLING UNDER DIFFICULTIES. 51 Maritzburg. The town hill I reached, ascended a mile or more, and then the rain commenced to come down in torrents. The higher I advanced, the worse became the storm. The thunder rolled with its deepest and most powerful voice, from the mountains above ; while the lightning cleft its way down, down into the almost unfathomable black valleys beneath. It was a truly fearful night ; and if I had gone over the scarpment, nothing but utter destruction could have been the result. Still my little horse, a bay Basuto pony just over fourteen hands, toiled manfully on, and higher and higher, steeper and steeper, became the road in this Alpine region. At length the slope became such that I dis- mounted, placed the reins over my shoulder, and trudged, best foot forward. The little horse behaved admirably, and even thus early I would not have sold him for double what he had cost. A long, long mile more, and I came to a shanty called the Summit House; here I refreshed the inward man, and obtained the satis- factory information that a few hundred yards would bring me to the top of the pass. The mouthful of gruel I gave to the little nag put fresh life in him ; so I threw my leg over the saddle, and rode the remainder of the journey ; the only accident that occurred being his falling over some boulders in a bad, rough rivulet called Keed Spruit. Ho wick is a beautiful place ; it stands on the margin of the Umganey river, which, about one hundred yards from the hotel door, goes over a perpendicular fall of nearly three hundred feet. My head would not stand the ordeal of approaching the margin of the abyss, so I crossed to the opposite side of the ravine, and had a E2 52 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. look at the cascade ; and I say, without hesitation, that it is one of the most attractive I have ever seen. The water was low when I visited it ; if the river is in flood, all those I have heard speak of it, and are capable of giving an opinion, pronounce it under such circum- stances very much grander. Round the hotel are planted a number of Australian blue gum-trees ; their height is now over fifty feet, although only seven years old ; but the landlord complained that he believed they attracted lightning. Grapes, tomatoes, and other fruit, also grew in abundance around the establishment, in fact, in such profusion that I wonder the Pieter- Maritzburg people do not select Howick for a summer residence. At the hotel here I met a capital young fellow, engaged in surveying and mending roads. His tent was pitched on the other side of the river, and as I remained waiting for the wagon, I spent much of my time with him. He had not long left home, and com- plained bitterly of the loneliness of his position. His labourers were all Zulus. This people are, without question, a splendid lot of men, and, I believe, faithful and well-disposed when properly treated. At length my patience could stand it no longer ; if the mountain would not come to Mahomet, Mahomet must go to the mountain. So I got my horse, and started to find the wagon, determined to stick in future to it through thick and thin, and, even now, filled with regrets that aught had induced me to leave it. Holly was not trustworthy, Morris was unaccustomed to rough- ing it in the strongest sense of the word; so I must take the helm and remain there, if I wish to go forward. Half-way to Maritzburg I saw Morris, to my joy ; DISMISSED ON THE SPOT. 53 he was on the big chestnut, but no wagon was in sight. Soon we met ; and what a series of misfortunes had happened ! First, a bridge had broken through with the wagon's weight ; next the dissel-boom had smashed, then the treck-tow ; but, worse than all, the oxen had ultimately turned rusty, and refused to pull. There and then I wished to go back, to see whether I could prevent any further casualties, but he insisted that we should both return to Howick, for the wagon would be there to-morrow, as he had made arrangements for a regular teamster to tow it up the town hill. But on the morrow no wagon came, no message, no nothing ; so I took the big horse — a most footless, dangerous brute — and turned back once more to Maritz- burg. How it poured till I reached my destination I never shall forget, and Heed Spruit was flooded almost to my horse's withers ; still I was determined to get to the wagon if in human power to do so. At one o'clock I reached it : inside Holly was drunk, incapably drunk, the cattle scattered all over the place, the poor boys he had hired without food, the dissel-boom unmended, and worst, though not least, the Basuto pony left in his charge broken-kneed, the skin off its hips, and cut in several places over the head. This was too much to stand : the cup of my misery was too full ; so that we might henceforward be sub- jected to no more misfortunes produced by his careless- ness, the delinquent must feel my wrath. The last I saw of the cause of all this misery was a crestfallen and very much in his own idea injured man, on foot, tramping it to town, not whistling or singing " the Eed, White, and Blue." 54 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. The cattle were then sent for. When they arrived, the leaders, the most valuable animals of the whole team, had been lost or stolen. In England they probably would have been found ; in Natal, seldom ; not that the people are less honest, but that the country, from its rolling formation, is so admirably suited for concealing them. Decision and action were the only things that now could save us, and promptly I acted. A dissel-boom was made, the treck-tow mended, and, after hours of labour, I induced Mr. Zeiderberg to bring one of his strongest teams of treck-oxen, place my beasts in the yoke with them, so as to have fourteen couple before the load, and thus, in spite of wind and weather, reach Howick to-morrow. That night I laboured as I never did before ; the rain descended in torrents, and the red clayey soil filled up the wheels from hub to tire, making them solid. Again and again we halted from sheer exhaustion, or with the knowledge that the cattle were fairly worn-out. An hour past midnight we reached the summit, and outspanned amid a perfect war of elements. Sleep none of us could; the soil was a quag- mire, and no fire could be kept lighted. Soon after break of day the cattle were again put in the yoke. Mr. Zeiderberg and self had some grog and a biscuit, the boys bread, and we managed at much risk and no ordinary amount of trouble to ford Eeed Spruit. Here we again outspanned, and breakfasted. At half- past two in the day the wagon was at Howick. We were all worn-out, even the cattle ; but plenty of food and rest had done much to restore us to our accustomed spirits and strength before evening. For this service we paid Mr. Zeiderberg three pounds; he drove the A FEAT OF HORSEMANSHIP. 55 whole time himself, and proved well what a determined man can do under adverse circumstances. As to me, I was of little use. I was quite inexperienced in such modes of travelling, but I learned more that night than ever I expected to in the art of bullock-driving. While at Eeed Spruit an oriby antelope crossed the path. All the dogs started in pursuit. Zeiderberg jumped on his horse, and we both followed. The ground appeared fair enough for galloping, so I tried the chestnut's speed, which proved that he could go. When some way ahead, and nearing the buck, I heard a voice call out to me to stop. This I disregarded, and immediately after my careless mount put his fore-feet into an ant-bear hole, and floundered on his head. Fortunately, I did not go farther than the ears, so managed to regain the saddle, this exploit bringing me a cheer from four or five passengers on a post-cart that happened to be passing at the time close to the scene of my discomfiture. CHAPTER VII. SAULTED HORSES YOKE-OXEN MY ATTENDANTS. Horse-Sickness — Where found— Season of the Epidemic — Its Racial Effects— Symptoms — Value of Saulted Horses— Death of a Horse from this Disease — Suggested Remedies — Lung-Sickness — Proposed Cures — Leading Oxen — Hints for the Proper Care of Oxen — Dental Surgeon, pro tern. — I extract the wrong Tooth — Difficulties about my Attendants— Suspicious Cattle-dealers — Their Little Grame— Caution to Travellers— How Missionaries get on — Umganey — Jim — Imp— The Interpreter's Speech— A Secret Benefactor. I HAVE alluded in the previous chapter to salted — or, more correctly, saulted — horses ; and as those unac- quainted with African travel may be ignorant of its meaning, the expression so frequently occurring, I will endeavour to give an explanation of it. North of the Vaal river, particularly on the banks of the Limpopo and in many of the regions beyond, horse-sickness prevails to a frightful extent. I have known one hundred horses from the Free State driven to Bamanwatto, with the hope that five or six would " sault," but all died. The consequence of this is, that a horse worth about six pounds in the Free State will fetch from a hundred to a hundred and twenty pounds among the Bechuanas, and a hundred and fifty pounds in the Matabele country. The season when this epidemic rages is from December to June ; but, strange to say, if an animal once gets the disease, and recovers, it never has it again. A horse is then called "saulted," the expression being of Boer origin. I also learned from Mr. Mackenzie, the missionary at Soshong, that SAULTED HORSES. 57 the progeny of a saulted stallion and a saulted mare suffered less, or were less likely to die from the disease, than animals imported from other regions. Again, if the foal should have two generations of saulted ancestors, it will have the complaint in a very miti- gated form. Instances are occasionally known of horses not having the sickness the first year, but that gives no assurance they will not have it the second ; in fact, the life of no horse that does not sault is safe during the months already mentioned. When a horse takes the sickness, or at least shows indications of it, thirty-six hours will terminate the matter one way or the other; if the unfortunate animal is alive after that, experienced persons would pronounce an opinion, or express a hope, that the creature was going to sault. When such is the case, the animal must not be worked for many months, but must receive superior food, and be blanketed or housed at night. As a rule, horses that are saulted are easily known, for their coats stare in large flea-bite marks, especially about the neck and withers, and on the flanks. Between the jaw-bones, close up to the windpipe, there is a large perceptible swelling, the eye loses its lustre, and the creature evinces a disinclination to violent exercise. A saulted horse is thus always sluggish and careless, and must be ridden on a sharp bit and with severe spurs. What causes horses to be so much valued in the countries so fatal to them is, that nowadays, since fire-arms are comparatively common in the interior, elephants have become so wary and savage, that stalking them on foot is extremely dangerous and arduous ; whereas, if you have a good horse, they are easily overtaken, and their attacks avoided. 58 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. If, with a valuable saulted horse, you kill six or eight good elephants in a season, and you should lose ultimately your nag by tsetse, or beast of prey, his price has been doubly, probably trebly paid. I have heard persons state that saulted horses were impervious to injury from fly -bite ; this is an error, and a very mis- leading one. I have been at the death of many horses that died of horse -sickness. The symptoms in each case were the same : a dull, lustreless eye, with great puffiness over the pupil ; a staring coat, extreme restlessness, lying down one moment and getting up the next ; a marked desire to be in the society of its master, at all events, close to the wagons; griping, coughing, and ultimately death ; and in the last struggle — the very last, I may say — an immense quantity of a white frothy substance comes from either nostril, covering the ground in front of the mouth for the distance of one and sometimes two feet. The pain the poor creatures suffer while ill with this epidemic is fearful, and their groans can be heard for several hundred yards, if the atmosphere be still. I do not profess to a knowledge of anatomy, but in all carcases that I have opened, the entire liver, lungs, and heart denoted acute inflammation, while the last organ was soft and flabby. Many, and myself among the number, cannot help thinking that this disease is caused by some vegetable matter, not procurable at other seasons of the year. Mr. Thomson, of the Backwan, concurred with me, while Mr. Mackenzie and Mr. Hepburn thought differ- ently. Innoculation has been recommended, but, I fear, not sufficiently adopted. Mr. Hobson, a very large and successful breeder in the Eastern Province of the colony, HORSE-SICKNESS AND LUNG- SICKNESS. 59 had many discussions with me on the subject, and ex- pressed great faith in it. Horse -sickness is known in other parts of the country than those mentioned by me, but not with equal virulence. The lung-sickness is another disease that prevails in these elevated table-lands : it is among oxen what horse-sickness is among horses, and I am inclined to believe is equally unknown as to cause. In lung- sickness innoculation, I am aware, is largely practised, while others laugh to scorn that treatment. I have seen many drench their calves with a decoction of the virus. My stay in the country was not long enough to allow of my ascertaining results, but I have no faith that such an antidote can be beneficial. Thus, in purchasing cattle up the country, either horses or oxen, it is customary to obtain a guarantee that a horse is saulted, or an ox over the lung-sickness. With such a guarantee, if either should die within a year from the complaints named, the sum paid can be recovered at court of law ; but the word of black men will not be received, only that of white witnesses — no easy matter to obtain beyond the pale of civilisation. But now that the Transvaal is annexed to the British Empire, that law may possibly be altered. In alluding to the loss of my leading oxen, I characterised them as the most valuable. This is not a form of speech, but a fact, and I will point out how it is so. When a number of young oxen "are going to be broken to the yoke, their places are allotted them according to the opinion the " herd " has of each beast, and a Kaffir or Hottentot who has once had his atten- tion called to an ox never forgets it, or any peculiarity of habit that may distinguish it. In this respect the 60 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. Boer is very nearly as skilful. Those that are selected for leaders — bell cattle — are the most active, most intelligent, and at the same time the most mischievous, their success in villainy being the result of intelligence. Watch wagons outspan, and see, as soon as all are loose, if the water be distant, who takes the lead to guide them to it — the leader probably, or possibly an after-ox. The reason why an after-ox should do this is that he in all likelihood was a leader till lately, and only got placed next the dissel-boom because age had increased his weight, strength, and experience. Oxen that have worked much together have a great dislike to their places being altered at the treck-tow, and a good driver, knowing this, punishes refractory beasts by giving them a change. Again, all oxen have their names, and know them as well as a dog does, and should invariably be addressed by them. Two more days, a period of almost unceasing rain, were spent at Ho wick in mending gear, repacking, and getting ready for a fresh start. Now that we had got rid of our late companion, Morris and I had to depend entirely on ourselves, and it was a capital initiation in the troubles that were before us. But the constant wet had produced its effect upon both, he suffering from fever, I from incessant tooth- ache of the most acute description. At length I could stand the pain no longer, and although the offending tooth was a large double one, I borrowed a pair of forceps, and after a most determined and protracted resistance extracted the supposed guilty tooth, much to the astonishment of all who were aware of the operation I was engaged in ; but as luck would have it, I soon learned that I had made a mistake. IN WANT OF A DRIVER. 61 Our attendants, all Zulus, who had without excep- tion been engaged by Holly, were a most inexperienced lot, and consequently very unsuited to our work ; possibly if they had been in the employment of skilful drivers they might have been licked into shape, but we were deficient of the necessary ability to do so, therefore we weeded them, retaining only two, one a f oreloper, and the other a kind of useful lad, half cook, half body servant. If Holly had taken the most simple precaution, or the advice that had been offered him, he would have gone to the Government agency, and we should doubt- less have obtained suitable men, and at proper wages ; " but a wilful man must have his way," professing, as he did, that he knew all about Kaffirs — that at sight he could tell a good one from a bad one — he had engaged all the worthless scum that were idling about Maritz- burg, looking Micawber-like for chances to turn up. Thus we were without a driver — the most important person of the party. From Howick we sent word in all directions — to Kaffir kraals and neighbouring villages — that a driver was required, and that, to a competent person, large wages would be paid. Still no candidates presented themselves ; the season was slipping on ; our horses were eating their heads off at livery, and our dogs, although well-fed, were ravaging the country far and wide to gratify their insatiable appetite. Another feature was, that unknown and suspicious - looking cattle-dealers were ever unexpectedly arriving at the hotel, and miraculously disappearing from it ; but I soon learned the business of these worthies — it was to prevent our obtaining aid, make Howick the termination of our African trip, and force us to sell off our posses- 62 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. sions to the highest bidders. Thus many a well-fitted- out and costly expedition has been ruined before, and doubtless many a one will be in time to come. When at Maritzburg, a message was sent me by a Mr. May, to say that he and friend were almost ready for the road, and as their wagon was light they would overtake us in a day or two ; but we never heard of them again. In fact, I have reason to believe that they broke down almost before they started. These harpies that here retard the stranger believe they have a right, conferred on them by residence in the country, of fitting out every wagon starting for the interior, so if the traveller does not buy from them his oxen, engage from them his people, the only chance they see of bleeding him is to throw such obstacles in his way as to cause him to be dis- gusted, and in a fit of spleen throw the whole thing up. It may very justly be asked how the missionaries, whose funds are generally very limited, manage to reach their up-country stations. The answer is simple. In South Africa the missionary societies are very powerful. At the sea-ports from whence their emissaries start, they have droves of well-broken cattle, or know where to procure them ; have , numerous tried and faithful drivers and forelopers, so that the young aspirant to the honour of converting the heathen steps into his wagon as a gentleman into his carriage. " Amaga, treck" shouts the driver, crack goes the big whip, and off they go. I do not mean for a moment to imply that these good men do not have troubles ; but these do not occur till they have proceeded far on into the interior. However, to return. I had resolved that on I would go, in spite of all the apparently insurmountable diffi- culties that barred my path; but the delay and worry "OUR BOYS." 63 had made me nervous and impatient, several times causing me to fear that a fit pf sickness was impending. In the meantime I had engaged another boy. He was the poorest and most miserable Kaffir I had seen, scarcely possessing a scrap of clothing, while his skin was of that bluish-grey hue denoting bad health. For a day he had hovered round our men's flesh-pots ; but there was evidently no sympathy felt for the outcast. At length out of charity I gave him some food. Such a look of gratitude lit up his countenance, and it was a face which, under other circumstances, would have been deemed attractive, that I resolved to take him with me, provided he could give a satisfactory account of himself. It happened that Mr. C., one of the magistrates, had come to Ho wick that day to settle some Kaffir dis- putes, so I got one of his interpreters to interrogate the starved-looking lad. Poor fellow ! he had come on foot from several hundred miles up the coast in search of work, in which he had been unsuccessful ; and as he was among strangers, he was reduced almost to the verge of starvation. When informed where I was going, he said, " Yes, I will follow the Bass to the land of the Matabele, and back again to Zulu land." The price of his services was to be fifteen shillings a month, and food ; if he behaved and made himself useful, he should have more ; in the meantime he would have to forelope, Master Jim, who tad hitherto performed that duty, being promoted to the rank of assistant-driver. This Jim was a merry, devil-may-care kind of fellow, always with a grin on his face, a tremendous feeder, and a great lover of tobacco. To see him smoke was a treat, for he could blow a cloud twice as big as any other man I know. Our third hand was still the lad that cooked ; 64 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. in age he might have been anything from forty down- wards, stood about five feet nothing, with a shockingly ugly face. To this last circumstance he may attribute the name he received, namely, Imp. From the first I noted that the poor wanderer, whom I christened Umganey, after the neighbouring falls, was far from well received by his future companions ; so, having the interpreter to assist me, I determined there and then to put a stop to any attempt to treat him unkindly. The interpreter made them a powerful speech, reminded Jim and Imp that they belonged to Maritzburg, and would be punished on their return if they misbehaved; and wound up by assuring them, that in the Boer's country their only safety was in sticking to their master, and agreeing among themselves. As a treat, each received a couple of inches of Boer tobacco : from that moment Umganey was as good as the best man among them. My difficulties I narrated to the good magistrate with whom I had become acquainted, and I have ever since been under the impression that, unknown to me, he used some influence he possessed to enable me to renew my journey, for that evening I succeeded in making an arrangement with a resident to treck the wagon to the next halting-place, about fifteen miles off, and nearly all up-hill. CHAPTEE VIII. BEEAKS-DOWN ON THE ROAD. Treck-tow Smashed — Treachery — For 'Hire — Reinforcements — On the Move at Last — Another Delay — On the Road again— A Long Three-miles Ride — Difficulties of Getting to the Game — Hints — Sunday Peace — Mine Host — A Canny Scot — Mr. Currie comes to Terms — Our New Boy — Everything going right now — The Driver's Villainy — I give him a Thrashing — Skim- mel-pin Broken — The Wagon seemingly a Wreck — Vexation of Spirit — Morris starts to Buy a New Skimmel-pin — Unloading the Wagon — Boers to the Rescue — A Diplomatic Palaver — Coffee and Rum — The Boers' Family Love — More Soupje — Help Purchased — Out of Trouble. ALL about the comfortable, clean hotel was life and bustle at an early hour, and morning broke bright and promising. The cattle were placed in the yoke, the whip cracked, and smash went the treck-tow ; but there was a blacksmith's shop near, and in an hour the defect was repaired. Again the whip produces its gun-like report ; the driver shouts out " Treck" and smash again goes the treck-tow. Well, this was annoying ; it would probably cause the loss of another hour; but that cannot be helped. Morris says nothing, but he looks unutterably dis- gusted, and rides off to the hotel. I accompany the chain to the blacksmith's to see it properly welded. While waiting for this to be performed, I have the pleasure of learning that the treck-tow must have been tampered with. " Who could have been such a villain? " " Well," replied my informant, "it is not likely that this chain, which brought you up the Town Hill at F 66 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. Maritzburg, would not be able now to draw the wagon on the flat." I required no further convincing. Once more we are ready to make another effort ; the magic cry is given ; but my oxen refuse to pull. Then commence a series of tortures — double -thonging those that lie down, biting and screwing the tails of those that will not get up. Oh, it made my heart sick ! yet what could I do but stand by and witness the handsome cattle thus cruelly treated ? Several times I felt disposed to remonstrate with the driver, but I dared not; for well I knew he would have thrown down his whip, and told me, "as I did not like his ways, to drive myself." About this time I was getting savage ; my friend had long retired to the quiet of the hotel ; and I felt another crisis had been reached that required prompt and decisive action. Thus I at once arranged with the driver for the services of his cattle to assist mine. They had to be sent for, as they were at pasture on the hills ; in an hour the " herd " brought them up — eight powerful, well-broken, experienced oxen. Soon it was arranged that he would supply the leaders, and the yoke immediately behind them, also the after-oxen and the yoke in front of them, while four pair of our brutes filled up the intermediate space. By competent persons it takes but a short space of time to yoke cattle — ten minutes at the utmost. Time was up : each beast stood in its place ; my staff of men ready to assist ; the dogs were driven out from under the wagon ; when again the whip sounded ; the wheels creaked, revolved, and, thank God ! we were again under way. In a delirium of joy, I shouted my hardest, mounted my horse, and ordered Imp to go for Morris. IN AN ANT-BEAR HOLE. 67 Nearly a quarter of a mile was traversed ; my friend had joined me, his face bore a more satisfied expression, when, lo ! as we turned off the velt on to the road— for no one is allowed to outspan on it — one of the after- oxen chose to be disobedient, and not turn wide enough to avoid an ant-bear hole, into which a forewheel went, up to the hub. I took off my hat, wiped the perspiration off my face, and said nothing ; but I felt suck agony. The day was now too far spent to do more labour ; so, un- willingly, I returned to the hotel, to enjoy a well- earned meal, contemplate my misfortunes, and try and devise how a repetition of them was to be avoided on the morrow. With the first glimpse of the sun in the east I was up; I and the boys long toiled with pickaxe and shovel ; but the confounded hole was so deep that hours were required to make a cutting of the requisite grade. By eight a.m. the driver had arrived ; ominously he shook his head, and informed me, to my disgust, that our labour was lost, that the screw-jack must be put under the axle of the wagon, the wheel thus gradually raised, and the hole underneath the tire carefully filled in. By noon this was done ; but the day was too hot then to start. At three the cattle were yoked in the same order as in our last effort ; but at the first endeavour to move on, the new earth sank down under the wheel, leaving it buried as if in a deep rut. When in this position the team for some time struggled most manfully, but after a time turned rusty, and refused to make further exertion. The expert and even non- driving readers may say, " Why on earth did you not unload ? " Well, for this F 2 68 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. reason, that our cargo, to reduce the number of packages, was divided into boxes containing from five to six hundred pounds' weight ; thus to get them out of the wagon was no easy matter, but to reload was a question we scarcely liked even to contemplate. I have spoken of a gentleman employed in surveying the roads. During my stay at Ho wick, I found him a good, kind-hearted fellow, who sympathised with me in my troubles ; now of his own free will and accord he brought me his cattle and people. Thus fresh forces were added to our strength; and at the first struggle the unfortunate wagon was drawn on to the road, and three hours afterwards found us at the greatest elevation of this ridge, slowly moving forward 'mid drenching rain, a gale of wind in our teeth, and darkness closing on the scene. An hour afterwards a halt was called — time indeed, for I could scarcely see my horse's head. No food could possibly be cooked, and it was a dreadful night to sleep out on the open ; yet no other alternative appeared to present itself. However, the driver soon thought differently : at first he had been disposed to yield to circumstances; but afterwards found even his hardy constitution was being too much tried, so proposed that we should ride on to Currie's Hotel, which he believed to be only three miles from our present position. It took us longer time to ride those three miles than I ever remembered to have previously required to accomplish such a distance ; but how we did it at all to this moment appears to me inexplicable. The road was simply villainous, bordered on either side by precipitous ravines or flooded water-courses ; while the storm howled through the impenetrable darkness. Eor HINTS TO FUTURE TRAVELLERS. 69 some distance we had to call to each other, so as not to get separated. To the pony's eyes I trusted more than to my own ; and I had no reason to regret placing in the little pet so much confidence. At half-past twelve we arrived at our destination, as sorry-looking a lot as even an African sun occasionally looks at. We had the luck to get beds and something to eat — " something " best expresses what it was. To get to the game, not to kill it, is the difficulty in this land ; therefore, to those who wish to rival that greatest of hunters, Grordon Gumming, the early part of this book is valuable ; and, moreover, I do wish all to believe that in what I have said of the difficulties we had to contend with there is not one word of exaggera- tion, nor has aught been set down in malice. In fact, I have the honesty to confess that to myself is due much of the disagreeables that happened; for, instead of one, we should have had two wagons, and thus had our load divided. Moreover, in case of getting stuck in ruts or holes, the two yoke of cattle can be put to the unlucky conveyance. We have all to learn, and it is satisfactory to know that, however grievous it may be at the time to suffer worry and inconvenience, the experience teaches us how in future to act so as to prevent their recurrence. To drive oxen well is no rapidly-attained accomplish- ment ; to drive them even moderately well is only learned by attention and time ; thus there are few men who go to the Cape after they have attained mature years who ever attempt to do so, unless in cases of rare necessity. Next morning (Sunday), we did not leave our beds till late. When we did so, we found on going forth 70 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. that the peace of the Sunday rested on everything: the cattle lay on the velt across the road in pasture a foot high, while several horses stood under the shelter of neighbouring trees, solely occupied with switching the flies off their flanks. The only noisy things possessed of animal life that I observed, were the white -collared ravens. At home I have noted a like behaviour of our crows on the day of rest. The "gudeman" was in his Sunday best, and regretted to me that he had not been able to go to preaching from the number of strangers at his house. He was a countryman (Scotch), and an old mounted police corps man : here were two bonds of sympathy ; surely he would aid me, who came from his native land, and had been a member of the same profession. I felt reassured and confident that my perseverance was about to meet with its reward. Saddling my own nag — for who could expect a groom to be found on this day ? — I returned to the wagon. On reaching it, I saw the boys had made everything snug, while the bright fires at which they were cooking their meal gave an air of home and comfort to the surroundings. However, Imp was absent. He had retraced our march of yesterday to endeavour to find one of the dogs which had been missed shortly after we had left. The animal had followed us ; but it looked like zeal, so I commended the boy's conduct. At two we started, and, without mishap, reached Currie's. As I followed that road, the one we had ridden during the darkness of the blackest night imaginable, the more and more I wondered that any of our party escaped being dashed to pieces. As the day was young, and light would last till MR. CURRIE TRYING IT ON. 71 eight, it was resolved to treck farther ; but as the Howick cattle had to return, I endeavoured to make a bargain with our host for the use of some of his oxen and a driver till we reached Mooi Eiver. Because it was Sunday our landlord placed all kinds of objections in the way of my scheme ; first the difficulty of finding his cattle, and latterly of discovering a driver — in fact, it was a job "he did na like. Na, na, man; stop where you are." But seeing that I was resolved not to be counselled, he began to think what the job was worth, and presently asked ten pounds, paid down. The exorbitance of the demand took away my breath ; so I left this good, good man, lamenting he hadn't asked less. In went my cattle ; Jim took the whip and Umganey foreloped. The road was down-hill; and, to my own surprise, the team walked off with the load in fine style. We had thus favourably progressed about a mile, when Mr. Currie followed us up, informed us that some stiff hills were in front, and that he feared we could not get over them ; therefore, for a consideration of five pounds, he would on this occasion break his rule, and send his team and driver to help us. Very soon three pair of worthless old cattle, accompanied by a saucy driver, joined us. All were put to the wagon, and again we moved forward. The tide spoken of in the affairs of man had evi- dently come ; my men looked pleased, the horses felt willing, and the pack of dogs scattered out and hunted on both sides of the road. This was encouraging ; for it was the only respite we had from worry and annoy- ance. Now, for the first time, it looked as if success were not to be entirely refused us. 72 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. At Maritzburg an acquaintance had given us an old pointer bitch ; she could go, and seemed never to tire at hunting, but apparently, from her conduct, had not the slightest idea of what standing game was, for quail after quail was flushed and chased, and flushed again. This we saw and laughed at — it was game, veritable, undisputed game, and no mistake — and we both chuckled when we thought of the quantity of shot we had in the wagon, and other implements intended for the destruction of the innocents. In taking an occasional survey of the cattle, and how they performed, I could not help noting how carefully and assiduously Umganey, the new boy, did his work as f oreloper, for it is not light labour, and requires experience and knowledge. Of course there is as much difference in leaders to a yoke of cattle as in horses : the first sometimes require almost to be hauled along ; others step out so as to keep those behind them at their places, and thus a taut treck-tow is obtained. If I mistake not, I thought that evening that this new attache would yet prove the best servant I had got. Careless, thought- less Jim, when things are going on all right, is a happy dog, an adept at turning somersaults and making jokes, and this evening he was in his best form, for he had nothing to do but amuse himself and others. As the sun was setting, both Morris and self pulled our horses back so as to get the wagon in front and have a confidential talk about the troubles we had encoun- tered, and lay happy plans for the future ; so we had progressed for a mile or two, when he called my atten- tion to the fact that the driver had put on the brake as the wagon went up-hill. Surely this could not be ; but, dismounting, I examined and found that it was a fact, IN ANOTHER ANT-BEAR HOLE. 73 so I quietly undid it and said nothing, although I suspected much. The sun must have been down an hour when we outspanned on a high table-land, Providence blessing us with a bright, calm night. We both slept soundly, and had a bath, cup of coffee, and were ready for the road by daybreak, hoping to put at least ten miles behind us before it became warm enough for the oxen to feed, which they will not do while the dew is on the grass. Soon the cattle were in the yoke, and we started, nor had we progressed a hundred yards, or yet re-entered the road, when the ruffianly driver drove us bang straight into a large ant-bear hole. This he could not have done on the road, for there they do not exist ; so as he was unable to balk the cattle on ascending the hills by putting the brake on, he resolved to bring us to a halt in this way. So effectually had the wretch carried out his plans that the fore- wheel on the nigh side was nearly out of sight, the axle resting on the earth, the sole cause that it had not gone in deeper; while the box of the wagon was lifted forward over the crutch that kept it in its place. I had neither Zeiderberg with me nor that good man of Howick, so on my shoulders alone depended our becoming extricated, and of all our former catastrophes this looked far the worse. Pickaxes and shovels were the order of the day ; but, would you believe it, the cause of our difficulty refused to assist ? I had no doubt that it was done intentionally, so I made up my mind that, in spite of magistrates and penalties for assault, I would make the offender work. So I offered him a shovel, and pointed to the hole : no, he would not take it. 74 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. Morris I knew was good for two of them, and possessed of all the necessary pluck ; in fact, I think he would have enjoyed the exercise; and I thought my- self fit to fight the remainder, that is, if our three boys espoused the cause of the offender. So again I tendered him the shovel ; in broken English he coolly informed me that it was not his business, and that he would not do it. At this I swooped upon him, got him down, and pommelled him to my heart's content. Complainingly and sulkily after his punishment he went to work ; the hardest parts of the task I made him perform, but I spared not myself nor any of my people, for Imp had just returned, and Umganey was not required to herd the cattle, as no cultivation or habitation was in sight. An hour's labour enabled me to form a solid base outside the hub for the screw-jack to work on, and that wonderful and powerful instrument was brought into play. Inch by inch the wheel was raised, stones and earth were forced in beneath the tire, till the driver announced that he thought the cattle could now draw the wagon out. At the second or third effort the fore part of the conveyance came away, severed from the body and hind wheels, for the skimmel-pin had broken, and everything looked a wreck. I believe the driver would have liked to bolt at this crisis. He looked at me and the saddled horse ; in the former he did not admire the expression, and in the latter recognised that there was sufficient fleetness of limb to overtake him, and proved by remaining that he was not such a fool as to run such risks. I certainly expected him to go, and I was equally resolved to ride him down, if determination and sharp spurs could UNLOADING THE WAGON. 75 do it. It is better that such a chase did not take place, for under excitement even the best and most long-enduring may do, in the might of their wrath and strength, what may cause regrets for many years to come, possibly even for life. How hard it is to bear the insolence of an employe, the wilful destruction of our property, and the almost total ruin of the plans we had made, and come thousands of miles to execute, I know ; and, further, to see the large amount of money invested in an anticipated and longed-for pleasure thrown to the dogs, is very trying. But it is best, where law exists, never to take it into your own hands, and after all this blackguard was only a tool in the service of others, although doubtless a willing one. After breakfast, for we had not yet eaten, Morris, at my request, took the big horse and started for Mooi Eiver (Natal), where it was known that a blacksmith resided, to get a new skimmel-pm, and, if in his power, to obtain assistance, and to be as quick as it was possible for the ugly stumbling brute to carry him — the distance both ways to be traversed being probably thirteen or fourteen miles, he would be with me soon after mid- day. I took off my coat and waistcoat, and earnestly went to work to unload the wagon, for well I knew that the box could never be put in its place unless every article in the fore part was removed. Independently of this, the floor in front of the box must be cleared to allow the new pin to be placed in its proper position. Unremittingly we worked for about two hours, and by that time had unloaded the greater portion of the cargo ; still several of the heaviest boxes remained to be removed, and the sun was powerful indeed. My clothes were torn, my body bathed in perspiration, and 76 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. every nail of my fingers broken, and my hands blistered. This was my state when I called on all to cease their labour for a while. Chocolate was produced, in which all participated, and to this I added a small supply of tobacco. I felt that I had earned this rest, possibly never in my life more so, and in proportion enjoyed it. But what is that I hear ? the creaking of badly-greased wheels ? Yes : about a mile off three wagons trecking towards me come in sight. Truly grateful I felt, for could any one, however callous, refuse to afford me assistance ? Refilling my pipe, I took my seat on the bank that margined the road, and patiently, no, impatiently, waited their approach. Bullocks travel slowly — these appeared scarcely to crawl along ; fully half an hour passed before the leading one was abreast of me. I hailed its driver, and he halted, but to my disgust he was a Boer who spoke not a word of English ; nevertheless I pointed to our wagon, and poured out a voluble history of my troubles : then he went and got his gun, and there stood with it in his hand. This move I could not understand. Soon he was joined by his companions, one of whom spoke a few words of my language; together ' we went and inspected the wreck, but when I appealed for aid they significantly shook their heads. I had heard that the Boer was sociable and loved coffee. I ordered the latter to be made, and tendered each a cup, and an unlimited quantity of sugar : good sign — they accepted my hospitality. The one who spoke a little English, William by name, became more garrulous, and an air of bonne camaraderie began to SUCCESSFUL DIPLOMACY. 77 pervade the assembly. Oh, how diplomatic we be- come when absolutely necessary — when we find that our object is to be accomplished by no other means ! After coffee each was furnished with a double soupje of rum about twenty above proof. They were ex- cellent fellows, and the spokesman asked me in the name of the others for my father and mother, espe- cially their ages, how my frow was, and the number of kinderkins (children) I was parent of. I knew that the Boers were great lovers of children, and admired large families, so I was guilty of the decep- tion of telling them twenty. Another little soupje — they were such good men — they must take it, it was pure and unadulterated ; and they complied. Again the assistance was alluded to, still there was hesitation, so I hastened to the last in- telligible resource, gold, and held up between my fore- finger and thumb a sovereign. It worked like a charm, the old skimmel-pin was extracted, the orifice in which it lodged was partially filled with gravel, so as to make a part of the broken pin answer temporarily, the bed of the wagon replaced in its proper position, and the front wheels removed on to firm ground. Then their Kaffirs were called up, the loading commenced with vigour, all assisted, I myself working as if life and death depended on the expedition with which it was accom- plished ; and to my unutterable joy I managed, after another soupje^ to get two of my heaviest cases stowed upon their wagons. The cattle were then put in the yoke, and, to his surprise, I met Morris just as he was leaving Mooi Eiver with a new skimmel-pin. CHAPTER IX. OUR BOER ASSISTANTS AN UNEXPECTED MEETING. Pow-wow with the Boers— A Bargain struck — The Intimidation Game — The Cattle-dealer Checkmated— At a Standstill— In Karkloof Valley— A Meet- ing of Boers — Propitiatory Beverage — The sort of Men they were — The Boer — More Outlay — My After-Oxen, Ackerman and Brightman — Morris ill — In my hands — An Unexpected Pleasure — Jack Bennett — More Friends — Merry-making — Holly to the fore again — A Magnificent Midnight Scene — Bontebuck — Camp struck and Friends part. UNDER the wall of the little church at Mooi Eiver we outspanned for a couple of hours, and had a grand pow-wow with the Boers. To further open their hearts and win their favour to what I was about to propose, a really good dinner, cooked by myself, was provided, and we all sat down and discussed it together. William, the one who had a smattering of English, discovered that he had more words in his vocabulary than he gave himself credit for — in fact, quite sufficient to render himself intelligible. Before the meal was finished, he confessed himself to be the son of a British deserter, his mother being Dutch. Well, we had a long confab, and our treatment had the effect of convincing them that we wished to deal with them fairly — thus soon an opportunity occurred for me to broach the subject so necessary to our success ; in fact, I felt convinced that the failure or the reverse of our expedition depended on my diplomacy and powers of eloquence on the present occasion. A BARGAIN STRUCK WITH THE BOERS. 79 What I had to propose was this : that as they were not very heavily loaded, they should take some more of our baggage, thus lightening our load by, say one ton; break up our team, taking the worthless members into theirs, and supplying us in their place with an equal number of their tried old cattle ; also that they should remain with us till we reached Potschefstrom, their des- tination, and of course assist us in all difficulties, and allow William to drive for us (they had a spare Kaffir driver) ; we on the other hand undertaking to feed him, and on arrival at the journey's end to pay them fifteen pounds sterling for their services. Long and earnest was our interview. Again and again they retired to consult; at least a dozen times the whole agreement had to be repeated and explained, when, to the intense satisfaction of Morris and myself, the bargain was concluded. A resume, to simplify the matter to the reader, places it thus — for fifteen pounds the most un- ruly of our cattle were to be replaced by good ones, these Boers were to stand by us through all difficulties, and we were to be supplied with a driver for the distance of nearly four hundred miles. Looking at it from all points, the arrangement was certainly in our favour. I have stated that the bargain was concluded, but a difficulty arose in an unexpected quarter that nearly undid the entire arrangement. It was in this way. To show these Boers a little attention, and further to make them feel that we wished to consider and treat them as equals, Morris and I asked them down to the hotel to drink a glass of their favourite Hollands gin. Soon after we had entered the public room and been served, mysteriously one after another of our new acquaintances was called out, and upon his return 80 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. looked crest-fallen. Again the principal Dutchman was called out; suspecting that all was not right, I followed him in a second or two, and discovered that my surmises were correct, for in the yard, in the rear of the hotel, a young man, aged about eight- and-twenty, was threatening him. In a moment I was between them, gave the blackguard in the plainest language to understand that I knew what his motives were, and carried the Boer back with me. When we returned to the wagons, I saw that the intimidation had produced its effect; that the Boers were arrant cowards was apparent, and fear was acting powerfully upon them. Some more ardent spirits loosed William's tongue, and he distinctly told me that the Englishmen in the village — more properly hamlet — had threatened to beat them without mercy if they helped us. As I knew that a cattle-dealer who had offered at Maritzburg to supply me with oxen at a most exorbitant price lived here, I could have no doubt that he spoke the truth. However, we assured them that we were well armed, and would stick to them through thick and thin ; that they had but to drive, and we would do the fighting ; and that, mounted on our horses, we would not be away from them for a moment if danger threatened. The cattle at length were yoked, all was ready for the start. I buckled on my revolver, and took my rifle; my friend carried his ; and, 'mid some groans and hoots from unseen persons, the Boers in front, our wagon bringing up the rear, we descended the incline, crossed the river on the neat little suspension bridge, and com- menced the ascent of the opposite hills. These hills were very steep — wagon after wagon A VALLEY OF DRY BONES. 81 toiled painfully up ; our enemies were being left farther and farther behind, when, as if we were haunted by some evil genius, our wagon came to a standstill, nor could all our efforts move it. The Boers trecked on, but promised, as soon as they got to the summit, to send us back aid. Hour after hour passed, still no signs of assistance arrived ; the mosquitoes were in myriads. Neither Morris nor I dismounted, but waited and prayed for daybreak and assistance; the utter solitude of the long, long trying night being only broken by an occasional drunken yell from our outwitted enemies, and a fusillade of fireworks which they thought proper to let off a few minutes before it broke day. As soon as the light was sufficiently good, my friend took upon himself the onerous post of guard, and I hurried forward after the Boers, a suspicion having arisen in my mind that, as William had gone with his comrades, possibly they might contemplate deserting us. But I did them injustice. Some miles forward I met the irrepressible William, with three extra yokes of cattle, coming down the hill to our relief at the double. By half-past eleven we were on the plateau, and out- spanned, all thoroughly tired with our labour, but satisfied with the result it had produced. Next day we passed over the lovely and rugged valley of Karkloof. Here, although I did not see them, are some pretty villas, belonging to the wealthy class of Maritzburg and Durban. The grade of ascent on the north side of the valley is very long and fearfully steep ; the skeletons of numerous bullocks on both sides of the road attesting how hard it is on draft cattle, while in- numerable vultures sail overhead, at immense altitudes, doubtless earnestly looking out for accidents ; however, G 82 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. we reached the top at ten a.m., where we found the Summit Tavern. Here we all had some refreshments, served by a civil, tidy young Scotchwoman, wife of the proprietor ; and, further, we purchased a lot of scones, for present and future consumption. Half an hour afterwards we outspanned in a large, well-watered valley, abundantly supplied with grass, among about thirty Boers' wagons. Long before our dinner was cooked, quite a number of these people visited us ; our ways, and particularly our ablutions, appearing to create great astonishment among them. A quantity of coffee was made, and each presented with a cup. Of this beverage they all are exceed- ingly fond, and use with it immense quantities of sugar. Our courtesy doubtlessly put them on their good be- haviour. William informed me that we must get two good heavy after-oxen, that if not we should have great trouble in getting over the Drackenberg, in fact, probably with our weak team not accomplish it, and that now was our chance ; for among the numerous Dutchmen assembled here there must be some good beasts to be obtained. Since we had landed in Natal our purse had never been out of our hands, and we earnestly hoped that now rest was in store for it. Still, if two after-oxen must be had, there was no help for it, so, at least if any beasts worth having could be obtained, they had better be sent for. The specimens of the Boers that I saw here were very prepossessing in appearance — stalwart, fair men — often handsome in features, but invariably dirty, rude in manner — possibly resulting from moroseness — how- ever, evincing the most earnest willingness to eat and A MISCHIEF-LOVING OLD OX. 83 drink at our expense whenever occasion offered. Their curiosity also appears unbounded. They want to know where you have come from, where you are going, your purpose, the amount of money you possess, whether you have a good wife, and the age and sex of all your children, not unfrequently terminating with a desire to learn the price you paid for each individual part of your dress. "When we finished breakfast, William came with the news that two splendid after-oxen were waiting for our inspection ; as I really did not then consider myself a good judge, and. Morris relied on me, all purchases we made were very hazardous. I thought to get William's advice, but in this I was deceived ; for the fulsomeness of his praises made me at once consider that he was in the interests of the vendor. Still, he was to drive the beasts for over three hundred miles, and if they could not or would not do the labour he required of them, he would most assuredly be a fool to his own interests to recommend bad cattle. Two bullocks which I on this occasion purchased were with me for a long time, and therefore they de- serve a word of description. First came Ackerman, a nigh after-ox, of good outline, but old — which fact I did not know then — capable of great power when he chose to exert it, but that, I am sorry to say, he did rarely ; in expression he looked at peace with all the world, still never lost a chance to kick any one who carelessly approached him, and was ever prime ringleader in all mischief. The other was Brightman ; he was willing, but lacked power, good-tempered, in- telligent, and desirous of pleasing, The former was mouse-coloured; the latter, red-and- white. After due G2 84 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. haggling and fault-finding, they became our property at the exorbitant sum of thirteen pounds ten shillings each. All past troubles are nothing to what I have to suffer to-day. My now dear friend and companion, Morris, tells me that he feels far from well. Very feverish he certainly is with a very furred tongue. Returning, when proposed, he will not hear of; so I insist that he shall keep out of the sun, and avoid the night air ; ride in the wagon as much as possible; put his feet in mustard and water before retiring to rest; finally, before sleeping, have a couple of fever-pills, specially prepared by a skilled physician for this climate. There was a slight tendency to kick against my authority, but that was natural enough; however, like a good subaltern, he submitted. I have little doubt that it is one of those fever attacks prevalent in all hot climates, precipitated by the vexations and annoyances he had suffered, combined with the exposure occasioned by his night in the saddle on the low-lying grounds that bordered the Mooi Eiver. The swarms of mosquitoes that pestered us there, and him in particular, would inflame any one's blood, and, where there was a pre- disposition, assist much in producing strong febrile tendencies. My consolation is that now our men have got into very tolerable working order; consequently, there is little enough for me to do, so I shall turn cook and nurse by turns, and see that he has an abundance of good soup, with rice or barley as the .vegetable adjunct to it. Still, with resolves to do all that can be done for my comrade's comfort, I feel a shudder of awe, in case anything should happen. Shall I go on, or turn back ? Before deciding, I shall wait for the morrow. "DON'T YOU KNOW ME, GILLMORE?" 86 Thank goodness ! Morris is much better, and seems in excellent spirits. I trust this is not assumed. I have known persons of pluck play this trick if they thought their comrades anxious about them. Whether or not, he ate a good breakfast, and that speaks volumes. During the morning treck, I was apprised by one of the Boers that some person was following us rapidly on horseback, evidently with the intention of overtaking us. I did not pay much attention to the circumstance at the time, but judge of my surprise when, a quarter of an hour afterwards, a gentleman, accompanied by an after-rider, came up to me, and held out his hand. For the life of me, I could not recollect him. " You don't know me, Gillmore ?" "No, I do not." "Well, that is good!" 4 'Do you think so?" " You don't wish to ' cut ' me ?" " But I really don't know you." " Well, if this is not intensely funny !" " Why don't you tell me your name ?" " Because the whole thing is so absurd." "Is it? Well, it had better cease" (and I got rusty). " You old donkey ! don't get cross — it's Jack Bennett." "My goodness ! But who on earth would have ex- pected to see you here ? No wonder I did not know you ! why, you have grown so much hair about your face that it hides every remnant of your features " (formerly he shaved a la militaire). " Never mind my not knowing you ; I am deuced glad to see you. We will 86 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. outspan at the first water, and have as good a meal as I can produce and cook." Morris here joined me, and hoth had a capital laugh at my expense ; which they were perfectly welcome to, more' particularly as I thought it would raise the latter's spirits, and thus do him good. Possibly the reader would like to know who the gentleman was : there are few who don't know his father — Sir John Bennett, the well-known watchmaker. The last time I had seen Jack was three years before, on a raw autumnal morning, at Ludgate Hill Station. His cousin and I were bound for the lower portion of the Chesapeake Bay, to live on oysters, canvass -back ducks, terrapins, and the numerous good things that prolific region produces, while he spoke of a European tour, possibly to extend to Constantinople. Arriving at Howick two or three days after our departure, Jack had followed me over a hundred miles. All along the route he learned of our advance, and at Mooi River heard me abused to such an extent that he was nearly coming to blows in my defence. So we outspanned, and discussed old friends and places visited together ; it was truly a right pleasant meeting. As he was not tied for time, after our meal we travelled forward for our next resting-place, near Bush- man's Eiver ; but we had not completed half the journey when another party was reported in pursuit. We called a halt, to let them come up ; and who should they prove to be but Mr. Prefer, of the hotel at Maritz- burg, Captain Gregory, whom Morris and I had enjoyed many an hour with, and — shades of the departed ! — Holly. I certainly long thought we had got rid of him. My comrade and I had congratulated ourselves A GATHERING OF FRIENDS. 87 time after time on the subject, and now so far on the way to find ourselves saddled with this Old Man of the Sea : well, it shall not be — I'll leave him on the velt first ! But hospitality was our first duty ; so at the next outspanning-place the cattle were released from their yokes. As grass was abundant, the poor brutes would be the better for the holiday, and thus all would benefit. Out of the sail-cloth we made a tent big enough to shelter a sub-division of infantry. The cooking-pots were got out, fires lighted, and I doffed my coat and turned cook once more. Mr. Prefer had in the goodness of his heart brought an abundance of cham- pagne, all of which, with the exception of one victim, was sent down to a neighbouring spring, there to cool till about to be immolated. We were all so happy — no, there was one sad one : poor Holly was dreadfully cut up at his past conduct, so much so that he could not be induced to join us. What he had done was of the past, so Morris and I determined to think no more of it, but to receive him again into the brotherhood, unless by any means such a step could be avoided. I feel that no one can blame us ; for while he had nothing to do we permitted him with- out interference to act as he liked, but when the first call had been made upon him — after the great expense we had gone to on his account — he had betrayed his trust, and through wilful negligence, or worse, seriously injured our property and prospects. Let us change the subject. We enjoyed ourselves to our hearts' content — to describe the merry-making on such occasions is tedious — we had enough and to suffice of all good things, and turned in at an early hour tired -and anxious to court repose. 88 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. About midnight I stole forth to see that everything was in order. It was a goodly night : the heavens were without a cloud — stars innumerable covered its whole face. Beneath, a mile off, was a clear turbulent stream, rushing headlong through a rugged rocky kloof, well covered with stunted timber, while beyond stood out, solemn and grand, their outline clearly defined against the distant sky, some of the nearer spurs of the noble Drackenberg range of mountains. But the foreground I have said nothing of — its tout ensemble was perfect. The giant tent, white in the subdued light as that of Croesus ; the fires with their smouldering heaps of glow- ing coal ; the bullocks, with their legs beneath them, quietly and measuredly chewing the cud, fastened by twos and twos to their yokes ; and near where the Kaffirs slept, within the radius of the glow coming from their cooking-place, a dozen horses stood attached by reins to their pickets. And naught broke the silence : not the mournful note of the hyaena, not the merry whimpering laugh of the jackal — only the musical cowbell that hung from Swartland's neck, and the deep and rapid bass snore that announced that Holly was in the arms of Morpheus. I would not for a very great deal have missed that scene. I would that others could have seen it, but not with me, for there are times when we wish to be alone. Yet I am not quite alone, for as the thought is passing through my mind, poor Bontebuck, a half-bred grey- hound, and rapidly becoming a great favourite, put his cold nose in my hand. Was the dog on foot too to admire nature ? . or was it only affection for the master whom already he recognised through little acts of kind- ness to him? Both, possibly; for there is nothing HOLLY AGAIN BECOMES ONE OF US. 89 good, nay, noble, among mammalia that I am not quite willing to accredit to dogs and horses. Of course they sometimes differ, but less so than men. After midnight it always gets cold in the highlands of South Africa ; cold induces sleep, so I turned in once more, and knew not of the passage of time till the roseate clouds in the east, and the delicate rays of light coming from a common centre, and dispersing over the entire heavens east of the zenith, told me as plainly as signs can speak that another day to be added to our allotted term of life had commenced. After breakfast our party broke up, and Holly is to remain with us. I opposed it as long as I could, Morris having nothing to say in the matter ; so I had to listen to the arguments and entreaties of all. At length, sorely against my will, I consented. Camp was struck, the cattle yoked, horses saddled, and finally came the parting. This was accomplished not without regrets, and while our late guests returned to civilisation, we pushed farther north towards Tropical Africa. CHAPTER X. MY FRIEND INVALIDED. One of the Boers' Wagons comes to Grief — We arrange for a New Wheel — A Useful Hill— Wilful William— Another Smash— Our Dogs— Mother and Child— Working like Slaves— No Progress— Off for Help— HiU Cattle in Africa — Friendly English — They put us to rights — Bushman's River — Acci- dents to our Horse and Pony — The Superintendent of the Natal Mounted Police — Morris so 111 that he must Recruit — A Sad Meal — I Part from my Friend — Holly's Sorrow — Alone — Off for a Hunt — The Natal Partridge — Quail — The Dogs in Full Cry — Filling a Pipe : the Various Processes, hurriedly, meditatively, angrily — A Shot at Bush-buck — The Game at Bay — Bring it Down — A Warning ahout Bush-buck. OUR treck commenced by descending a steep grade. One of the wagons belonging to our friends the Boers was very old, and as it made a sweep round a curve the brake gave way, and the hind wheel struck a boulder, consequently several spokes and part of the felloe were scattered in different directions ; fortunately this stopped its further progress, or otherwise it would have run into all the wagons in front of it, and caused destruction of the most serious nature. On visiting the scene of the disaster, I found Hendrick sitting by the roadside consoling himself with his never-extinguished pipe, sur- rounded by a host of comforters ; for fully ten minutes " Mein Gott ! " was the only expression I heard any of them use. At length the wheel was examined, and it was clear at a glance that nothing could be done to it that would make it serviceable without the aid of a wagon-wright. A mile farther on, by the little river "EVIL IS WROUGHT ST WANT OF THOUGHT." 91 before mentioned, resided a wright, so we consented to carry their wheel to him, then continue our treck till they overtook us. The wagon-maker was a well-to-do person, and this hill apparently brought him abundant employment. He was a hard man at a bargain, and well knew how to take advantage of others' misfortunes. The poor Boers were inconsolable when they learned that two pounds would be the charge for the necessary repairs. However, there was no way out of the scrape but to pay and look happy; and though they had no money, that did not matter ; we advanced it, and so parted with Pater and Hendrick, to cover as much ground as we could before they overtook us. That morning we made a long treck before out- spanning, our halting-place being on the summit of a hill surrounded by deep valleys, through each of which ran streams of clear cold water. At one p.m. fell a short but heavy shower of rain ; this delayed our trecking till nearly four o'clock. Down the incline we went splendidly, but when we attempted the ascent we found our work cut out for us. The cattle were willing, but the track was so slippery from the rain that it required all their exertions to retain their footing. By dint of careful driving we got over about two hundred yards, when an evil thought struck William — he resolved to leave the road and take the velt. I did not remonstrate, as he was the better judge in such matters. Soon the wagon was on the grass ; for a short distance there was an improvement in pace ; but, smash ! there goes something, and the wagon gradually sank down and remained at an angle of forty-five degrees. The side of an earth-crack several feet deep had suddenly given way, leaving us in a most awkward 92 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. position, and one that it would require much labour to extricate us from. The remainder of that afternoon, William, the boys, and myself worked like navvies. Morris, who was again feeling unwell, sat hard by on a camp-stool, attending to the fire and keeping a constant supply of chocolate ready ; while Holly awakened the echoes of the interior of the wagon with, not the stereo- typed " Red, White, and Blue," but the most diabolical groans and grunts. Soon after dark I got my friend to retire, and as there were now two in the wagon, I slept, or tried to do so, underneath it. The dogs would not leave me alone : first one licking my face, then my hand, and so on, till a free fight would take place among them ; for Bob, a large rough greyhound I had obtained from Zeiderberg, and Bontebuck, who were pals, seemed to think that I was their undivided property, and that none of the others had the slightest right to come near me. All did not see it in this light, and one more venturesome than another would approach, when woe betide him or her, for both the greyhounds would be on the intruder in a moment ! The disturbance would summon the others, and there would be a perfect Babel of yells, worries, and snaps, till the Kaffirs turned out with their jambocks, to separate the combatants. One of the boldest and most irrepressible was a black bitch, seemingly three-parts greyhound, the re- mainder pointer. She had a puppy with her about six months old, the ugliest, queerest-looking nondescript in dog-flesh I have ever seen. Its body was like a greyhound's, the ears as large in proportion as a fennec fox's, and the place of a tail was supplied by a scut. This curiosity, when not stealing, eating, or sleeping, HILL CATTLE OF SOUTH AFRICA. was engaged in a game of romps with, its mother, or poking about looking for vermin. Never was there a more affectionate child or parent ; but however much the mother loved her offspring, in exactly that ratio it was hated by all its companions. For some unseen cause some of the other dogs would make a dash at it, when it would sing out, bringing the mother to the rescue, like a lioness robbed of her whelps. This puppy was disposed to be very friendly with me, indeed so was its dam; but I would have thought more than twice before I had dared to flog it. The black bitch was a great favourite with Umganey, and always accom- panied him when herding; bub he was so kind to the animals — an unusual thing among Kaffirs — that this did not surprise me, more particularly when he told William that it came from his country, his own home on the Umpholosi. From daybreak to eleven o'clock we worked like slaves, and so little had we done that I resolved to go forward and look for aid, particularly as there was no sign of the approach of our Boers. Mounting the chestnut horse, that had done little or no work lately, I cantered over some fine upland covered with droves of cattle, from whose manner and hostile appearance I should imagine they see very little of their owners or "herds." One grand bull seemed much disposed to dispute with me the right of road, but a yell and a crack of my whip put him to flight. I believe you seldom find cattle savage in Africa: something in the air, or breeding, or early handling, appears to counteract that disposition. Talking a few years ago to a Scotch gentleman on the subject of Ayrshire cattle, he informed me that it was almost impossible to keep the bulls of this breed after 94 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. they were four years old. I know when I was a boy I had a wholesome dread of trespassing too far into a field where there was a bull. After having ridden about five miles I came to three wagons outspanned by the roadside, in a very picturesque position. In the foreground, with his back against one of the wheels, sat on the ground a very handsome, clean- looking old man. In English he returned my salutation. The clatter of my horse's feet brought several younger persons out of their wagons, who all shook hands with me, offered me coffee, and expressed pleasure at making my acquaintance. Soon my difficulties were narrated, and when I started on my return I had their assurance that they would hurry and get yoked, as that was the direction they were travelling, " and put me all to rights before they left me." True to their word, they speedily put in an appearance, and further, with their own cattle, trecked me to the top of the next acclivity, leaving therefore no difficulties in the way till I reached the town on Bushman's River. For this service they would accept nothing. On pressing the one who appeared the most active in directing how to accomplish the task, he quickly answered, "No, no; you would have done the same for us." They were Englishmen from Norfolk, who farmed land fifty miles to the eastward. They had been about ten years in the country, and had done well. The road down to Bushman's Eiver is cut out of the face of steep, rocky hills, covered with rather large tim- ber for this part of Africa. The stream, which is about the size of the Clyde at Hamilton, flows rapidly over a very rough bottom. The descent to the bridge that crosses it is very steep, and must not be attempted MORRIS SERIOUSLY ILL. 95 without locking the wheels. We passed through the outskirts of the village, a long road with a few houses on one side, and the barrack of the Natal Mounted Police Force on the other, till we arrived at what looked like a village -green, where we outspanned in front of a place of business kept by a Scotch gentleman, whom we found the essence of hospitality. Soon after un- yoking, the chief officer of the Mounted Police called upon us, and insisted on our becoming his guests ; but we had to decline, being already engaged. That evening a serious accident happened : the chestnut horse cast himself and put his hip out of joint. Every effort was made to replace it, but in vain. The smaller pony, that Holly had thrown down, day by day became more useless; so we deter- mined to leave both behind : thus out of our stud but one remained. To add to other troubles Morris is worse ; and although I wish to persuade him to remain here for a few days, and let me treck on towards the Drackenberg, he will not listen to it. We spent a very pleasant evening at Mr. Boss's house ; he invited the chief of police to join us : we sat late, and our host confided to us that, having made sufficient for all his wants, he intended soon to retire from business, and pass the remainder of his days at home. May he enjoy that rest and peace which the hospitable and honourable are ever entitled to ! is my wish. Morris still unwell. On" our next day's march we bathed ; I fear it was imprudent on his part, for at our outspanning-place I found him very flushed and feverish, and his throat severely ulcerated. He must either go back to our last halting-place to recruit, or I will order 96 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. the wagon to return. Holly also complains that the work is too hard for him : bless my soul! he has done nothing but lie in the wagon, except when eating. Morris proposes taking him with him, and our friend of the "Ked, White, and Blue" is anxious for the arrangement. I fear he thinks me a hard and unfeeling taskmaster. This I cannot help, for his own mis- conduct has brought on all his troubles, and therefore I have no will to do his part of the labour. It was discovered that at a house in the vicinity — a solitary place, half hotel and half shop, with no human dwellings within many miles — a conveyance and horses, carrying the mails from Colenso, stops three or four times a week. This is fortunate, for the invalid will go there and wait for its arrival, where, between the rest, quiet, good food, and the care of the landlord and his wife, I have no doubt he will soon feel himself again. After this arrangement was come to, we sat down to our midday meal ; it was one of the very saddest I ever ate in my life ; not a word was spoken. At length Morris — my tried, good, kindhearted friend — and myself walked down to the river. He spoke bitterly of his disappointment and his grief at leaving me alone; he saw that any delay on my part, even that of a day, was to ruin for ever any chance I possessed of getting up- country, for the Boers would not wait an hour when ready to treck. So he did not advise me to return. However, he pointed out the hardships before me ; the loneliness that I should suffer from want of com- panionship, and the danger I should be exposed to if I met with an accident or became ill. This had been considered long before as what I had to dread, and I placed my life on the stake. MORRIS AND HOLLY LEAVE ME. 97 " Well, good-bye, old man. Grod knows if ever we shall meet again," lie said. " (rood-bye, my dear, dear friend ! " We embraced ; tears stood in his eyes, while I was completely upset, and felt nearer breaking down than ever I did before. Morris with a valise in his hand, Holly with a carpet bag, both walked silently away ; presently the latter slackened his pace, stopped, turned round, looked towards me, threw down his carpet bag, and came up to me running. " I can't go," he said, " without bid- ding you good-bye." I held out my hand, he took it ; and when I quietly told him " I should have been very much disappointed if you had," he gave me one long, long look, sadder far than I thought his face could express, dropped my hand, and slowly, without once turning, followed Morris. " Oh ! does not a parting like this make amends ? " Alone ! yes, I am alone ; to realise the fact was dreadful ; the more I contemplated it the more unequal I felt to the task before me. Action was the only remedy, so I explained to the Boers that I was going ahead, told Umganey to catch the pony, and taking my rifle, and followed by a couple of the dogs, forded the river, and slowly rode on to our next resting-place. For days past, especially during the morning treck, I had seen abundant proofs that bush-buck were far from scarce along our route. But I always had too much to do to think of hunting, and even if it had been otherwise, as certain as I either dropped behind or went ahead, some accident or other would occur to cattle or wagon ; thus I had made up my mind never to lose sight of them, and would even now have stuck to my H 98 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. resolution, if it had not been that I was perfectly aware that I must do something to occupy my mind and drive away care. After riding over a mile along a very heavy sandy road, I came to an open meadow, well wooded on either side, with a stream in the middle ; and believing that the Boers would not inspan for an hour to come, I resolved to ride up one side of it and down the. other. Bontebuck and Bob were my companions, both well accustomed to a gun. We had not gone far when several partridges (Perdrix Nataliensis] were flushed, for all dogs that I have found in Africa appear to hunt indifferently fur or feather. These birds are very much like the ruffed grouse of North America, but are destitute of the wattles down the neck; they lay well, are swift upon the wing, so, where abundant, afford good sport. Their favourite habitat is wooded kloofs, in which water is plentiful. Their call is very peculiar, being more like the cackle of the guinea-fowl than that of the partridge family. Several quail were also flushed. As far as I can judge, for I have not shot any yet, the latter are identical with the quail of Southern Europe. Having a Martini-Henry carbine with me, these small deer could chaff me with impunity. But while thinking about the birds, I perceive Bob going like a racehorse up the ravine, while Bontebuck bounded up higher and higher with the hope of getting a more extended range of vision, then suddenly down went his head, and off he goes : game, reptile, or vermin of some sort is certainly afoot ; but what can it be ? Looking out for holes — and the rider must do that in South Africa — I gave the pony the spur, and galloped VARIOUS MODES OF FILLING A PIPE. 99 forward to some high ground, an offshoot of the ridge on which I was. I saw neither of the dogs from this elevated position, and, provoking on such occasion, neither of them at any time gives tongue. Well, I might as well be here as anywhere else : a pretty view is stretched before me, a fine wide placid stream, an immense meadow, and in the far distance a few white cottages, and our wagons cannot go down the acclivity in front of me without my seeing them. Thus feeling secure in every sense, I jumped off my horse, knee -haltered him, gave him a slap on the rump, and told him to make the best use of his time. Taking out my pipe, I quietly and studiously filled it. There are, gentle reader, different ways of filling a pipe, and each manner denotes whether the filler is in a hurry or the reverse, meditative or angry. I have filled a pipe when I have heard dogs running and expected a shot — promptness was the object then to be obtained ; therefore you do not think of the ash that is in it, that will probably impede the draught, but press the bowl into your pouch, shove your finger after the load to keep the tobacco in its place, and so the operation is performed. If not in a hurry, you fill it with precision : clean out the bowl first, place every layer of tobacco in position, and are careful to leave no surplus of the nicotian weed. Meditatively filling a pipe is a slow process ; and after having completed it you find, through your mind being intent on other matters, that so much tobacco overtops the bowl, that when you attempt to light it, the first puff of wind carries all the burning top away, and another fusee or match is wanted. But the angry process is — dig out your pipe, and probably put the point of your knife through the bottom of the 100 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. bowl, then force the tobacco in so hard that all draught is impeded ; puff, puff go your cheeks without response ; then you become more angry, till it strikes you of a sudden what a fool you are to give way to such temper : you recover yourself, and enjoy your smoke. Meditatively, then, on this occasion I filled my pipe, for I thought of those who had just left me and of the future before me. I lit it, but the overhanging portion blew off ; I was, therefore, going to light another match when I heard a noise as of a sharp slap upon the rocks. Putting my pipe down, and gently turning to face the sound, I saw a matured bush-buck to windward of me, and, judging from his manner, intently studying the pony, now about a couple of hundred yards off. My presence the game was evidently perfectly ignorant of, still he appeared angry ; the little mane along his withers was erect, and he looked not unlike the village goat who knows that the hour has arrived for the schoolboys to burst forth into liberty from their late restraint. Quietly picking up my rifle, at point-blank range I fired at his russet flank ; I heard the ball strike, still I saw the buck go down the hillside with all his legs in their right places. Well, it was a shot that none but a duffer could miss ; the object of aim was not seventy yards off, and stood considerably taller than a Leicester sheep. As I was shoving in a fresh cartridge, very indifferent whether the poor beast was hit or not, up came Bonty, immediately behind him Bob, to the very place where the bush-buck had stood, and in a moment both turned off, and, going their best, followed the course he had taken. For ten minutes I remained looking down into the hollow beneath, hoping to see the game at bay ; but in this I was disappointed, 'WARE THE PLUCK OF BUSH-BUCK. 101 so thought I would again light the recusant pipe. While doing so I heard growls and one or two suppressed yelps, so I sought the pony, and hurried to the place from whence the sounds emanated. At length I reached it, and there were the dogs, Bontebuck much out of breath, with his tongue hanging flaccidly over his lower jaw, and Bob standing like a pointer, his hair bristled up, as if anxious to lay hold of something he dare not attack. Still I could see no game ; but that some had been brought to bay no one who knew dogs' manners and natures could doubt. Coming within fifty yards of the hounds, I jumped off* the pony and walked to the spot ; but before I knew what I was about something sprung out of the bush, and was within two or three yards of me when my rifle, employed as a pistol, turned it over. Fortunately I used my weapon as I did, for I never could have had time to bring it to my shoulder before the assailant's horns had impaled me. It was the bush-buck : the first shot had been too low and too far back either to cripple or kill. This was not my first experience of bush-buck, but I had since been occupied with other game, and had for- gotten what an active, plucky little beast it was when wounded. Let novices beware of wounded bush-buck. After divesting the carcase of the paunch and stomach, I was about to leave it on the road for the Boers to pick up, when a horseman joined me ; he told me the wagons were close, so we waited to hand over to them the reward of my prowess, after which, along with my acquaintance, whom I had met at Bushman's E-iver, I rode forward to Colenso. CHAPTEE XI. CROSSING THE DRACKENBERG. Colenso — Curious Custom of Naming Towns — An Excellent Cuisine — A Smart v. a Handsome Man — The Men who get on — " The Rising Sun " — Fish for Dinner — Are not Sardines Fish ? — Night Marches — Umganey is " Bass's Boy " — The Lad's Willingness — Morris Rejoins me — White Savages — The Great Phairshon — William's Masterly Activity — Chocolate-making— Ready for the Ascent of the Drackenherg — The Shooting of Olephunts — " Do you Englishmans want the Transvaal ? " — Native Animus against British Rule — Van Renan's Pass — Dore's Illustrations of the Inferno — The Passage Begun — Klipping — Crawling On — Narrow Escapes — Very Cold — The Summit is Passed— Hurrah ! COLENSO is an extremely pretty little place; its white houses and wide street give it quite an aristocratic appearance. What 's in a name ? Much, I should say ; and the person after whom it is named I should not a hit he surprised to find living there, and that to his energy, attention, and industry are due its attractive appearance. It is not necessary in this country to reside in a town to cause it to be named after you. Did Sir Harry Smith ever live at the town of Harri- smith, or Lady Smith at the town of Ladysmith ? My new acquaintance, a very pleasant, well- informed man, was going to sleep at the hotel, so I resolved to do the same. Without Morris, and in the vicinity of hotel accommodation, the interior of the wagon would be intensely lonely and objectionable. I was much pleased afterwards that I formed this resolution, for I found the establishment highly respect- A HANDSOME MAN. 103 able and clean, the host a gentleman, lately an officer of our Bengal army, and the cuisine excellent and well served — a curry that would have done honour to the table of the governor-general, with rice, each grain of which was a separate and independent pearl, was put upon the table ; nor were chutney and chow-chow pickle wanting as the necessary condiments. A flake of Bombay duck would have been an admirable addition, but those pis- ciferous creatures have not yet learned to swim across to Africa's shores. The table was full, and some pleasant frontier men among the number. A young transport rider, about six feet two, who had travelled much, and done so with his eyes open, was a specimen of humanity that any nationality might be proud of, and any family, however aristocratic, regard as a noble representative of their race. He knew much on which he conversed, and more on which he held his tongue. We sat late, drank but little, and smoked a great deal. He reminded me of a late officer of the Blues, who was known by the name of Punch, handsome enough in appearance to be used as the model on which we should like future generations to be built. But the country values a handsome man at less than a smart man ; conse- quently the former, for he is a fearfully touchy creature, considers himself slighted, wanders forth into the world, trusting to his pluck and giant strength ; the latter, on the contrary, knows bread and butter are to be got at home, and preferring the ills he knows to those he knows not of, minds not his corns being trodden on if he thinks he can use the apology of the aggressor as the means of an introduction from which may spring chances of future aggrandisement. No, no ; put your pride in your pocket if you want to get on : with the kicks come 104 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. the halfpence. In this world men do not help those whom they feel their equals in courage, strength of mind, judgment. That would never do ; hut the fawn- ing sycophant, who makes his patron believe that he is unworthy to lick the dust off his shoes, to him will be extended the hand of assistance, because, forsooth, he is so humble and meek. Here is the difference : the one will oppose you openly as a man, hand to hand or tooth to tooth, while the other will bite you in the back with the venom of certain destruction. It always makes me savage when I meet the finest, most open-hearted specimens of our race driven to colonies or foreign lands, to eke out a scanty subsistence, and ultimately pass off the face of the earth, while the cunning hypocrite fattens and waxes rich at home. My friend of last night wished me to join him, for he travels the same route for three hundred miles ; but he is pressed for time, and consequently makes forced marches. I am not; and, even if I wished, dare not hurry my cattle. At sunrise I crossed the ferry, and at first traversed a very pretty country, afterwards a most dismal one. Who knows the stretch of old Scotland that extends from Seutra Hill, beyond Blackshiels, as you go to the town where is reported to have lived bonnie Maggie Lauder ? After you have got a mile or two over the ridge, halt, and look to all the airts of the wind — moor in front, moor behind, and moor to right and left. Such is the land through which we are now passing. At length I arrive opposite a tavern, with " hot meals " announced in the window. Can it be possible in such a place as this ? I cast my eyes up, and see over the door a gorgeous painting A FISH DINNER. 105 of sunset, all red herrings and Findon haddocks, and over it, in large characters, the name of the house, "The Rising Sun." Calling to mind the old proverb enforcing us not to judge by appearance, I enter. In a suave, bland voice I ask, " What can I have ? " " Some nice fish, sir/7 says the host. "How long before they are ready — twenty minutes or half an hour ? for I wish to look after my cattle first." " Say thirty minutes," replied the host. " Very well," meekly I answered, and made my exit forthwith, and attended to the wants of my four-footed beasts, anticipating the meal. Fish — only think ! fish — which I had not eaten for ever so long. At the appointed moment I found myself entering the house with fish on the brain. On being shown into the dining-room, I discovered a dirty towel spread on the table, a loaf of very doubtful bread, a plate, and a small box of sardines. " Ah ! an appetiser. This fellow understands the secret of living!" mentally ex- claimed I. So I sat down and ate the sardines, and vociferously knocked on the table for the waiter to bring the piece de resistance. The host entered. "Those sardines, were very good. It was very thoughtful of you to provide them. I will now, if you please, have the fish — the poisons;" for I thought to make a facetious joke. The landlord stared ; so did I. At length he gasped, " You have eaten the fish." " You don't call those fish ?" I cried out furiously. "Well, what do you call them?" he answered. I seized the empty sardine-box. He retired rapidly, and closed the door between us. Vowing vengeance on the perpetrator of such a joke 106 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. — for I do not like jokes when I am the victim — I pondered over my disappointment, and lit my pipe to help me to think. At first I considered myself a very ill-used man ; then that I had been grossly deceived ; and before I left the table I asked myself the question, Are sardines not fish ? After this it was treck, treck, treck. There was a fine moon at night, so the oxen were three times yoked in the twenty-four hours. I dare not complain ; for it was come on or stop where you are. This extraordinary hurry induced me to ask William the cause. " Pater and Hendrick want to see their fro ws and kinderkins" Men acting under such influences I knew it was impossible to argue with, so I gave up the thought of reasoning on the matter. I got so resigned to my fate, that when I heard the Kaffirs woke up by the shout of " Treck ! " I jumped out from underneath my warm blankets, regardless of night air, cold, stones, or bushes. I looked after the horse, Jim and Umganey helped William with the cattle, and Imp, with his confounded feusack and a jambock, hustled the dogs out from under the wagon, and packed away any of the cooking utensils that might lie about. These night marches were very cold, so, to keep myself warm, I led the pony and walked on in front ; for now that we were ascending to very high lands, the lad Jim was constantly required at the brake. At length the boy Umganey, who occasionally escaped fore- loping when the track was well defined, would come and relieve me of the halter. Hourly he became more useful to me, and hourly I became more attached to him ; so one day I gave him an old tweed coat, trousers, cap, and a blanket. He was changed from that moment : he did UMGANETS DESIRE TO PLEASE. 107 his work as before, but he was now his "Bass's boy." What I took pleasure in he did : of his own accord he looked after the pony and dogs ; and when once or twice I went with him herding, he was the happiest lad alive. The cattle he could do anything with but drive, for he had never learned to do so ; but I doubt when he took them out on the velt to feed whether they would have left him. One day I went to him while herding: I had my rifle on my arm. I explained that I wanted to shoot something. He took me up a hill, very steep and very stony, and signed to me to sit down. I did so, and quietly smoked a pipe, while he disappeared. Soon he came back, led me along a most intricate path, making me stoop and bend as I advanced. Of course, I expected it was one of the numerous hill antelopes he was bringing me to ; but when I had looked over the shelter we had reached, what did I discover but a troop of baboons about seventy yards off, headed by a most powerful patriarchal old fellow ! The boy was evidently disappointed that I did not fire at them. This kind of monotonous work had gone on for nearly a week, when one afternoon, two or three hours from sunset, Umganey rushed to the wagon where I had been lying down, and exclaimed, "Bass! Bass!" pointing back to the road we had travelled in the morning. He said something more which I did not comprehend, but like a wild thing darted off in that direction. I could not make him out, and commenced to think that he was bereft of reason. In ten minutes more I saw him approaching by the side of a cart, his face illuminated with the broadest smile, and all his splendid white teeth exposed. The conveyance stopped, and out of it jumped — who do you suppose ? 108 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. other than dear Morris, looking so well. In all my life I had not experienced a happier reunion. "The Laird" had followed me for several days, and almost despaired of overtaking me ; his driver had mutinied, and refused to proceed any farther, so that he w-as compelled to take whip and reins in his own hands. The cattle hy this time were yoked, the driver and his trap dismissed : so leaving the pony to Jim, together, as of yore, we walked on ahead, I listening to all he had endured, afterwards narrating my own sufferings to him ; neither was the subject exhausted, for when the out- spanning-place was reached, over our supper we fought again our battles, and once more repeated the process in the interior of the wagon, while discussing our glass of grog and pipe before closing our eyes for the night. Too much pleasure for one day I had received, so could not sleep. Thus when we trecked in the morning I did not disturb him, so that we were at our next halt- ing-place preparing for breakfast before he turned out. Again we apparently had entered the country of incessant rain. Seldom for an hour did it cease ; the ground was perfectly soddened, and all the watercourses brimful; but when unfordable a delay of a few hours would often produce such a subsidence, that the felloes of the wheel would scarcely become submerged. If the country was wild, what about the people ? for we passed two or three cottages in fifty miles. Well, they were as near savages as it is possible for whites to become. One barn-like house, two or three hundred yards from the road, I visited. My approach cannot have been seen, for when I knocked at the door, and the inmates, a mother and three or four scared-looking children, per- ceived me, they rose from the table with a scream, and "SOMETHING HOT" UNDER DIFFICULTIES. 109 rushed out into the open like a flock of frightened sheep. They must have thought me the Great Phairshon whom Professor Aytoun tells of, who went forth to plunder and to ravish. But I was determined not to be done in that way, for I wanted milk, so made several efforts to parley with them, hut all was of no avail : the nearer I ap- proached the hillside, the faster they retreated up it, so I had to return without the luxury I coveted. What nationality they belonged to, what language they spoke, I know not ! Their scream was English, if an English school-girl screams in English, for there was a strong similarity between the two, and they were fair-com- plexioned. Next day after this adventure it rained in torrents. It was useless to try and keep a fire lighted, so we sat all day, for it was impossible to treck, inside the wagon, which was worse than clammy — actually wet — diversify- ing the time between munching biscuits, smoking, and grumbling at the hard treatment the world gave us. It must have been about eight in the evening, possibly later, for it was getting dark, when Morris said, " What would I not give for something hot ?" Strange coincidence ! I was thinking at the moment of the same thing. So remembering where there was a half-empty deal box that was once filled with candles, with a grin of destruction on my face, I procured it, rent it asunder, deliberately split it up into tiny pieces, and, re- gardless of wind and rain, went to the sheltered side of the wagon, and boiled a kettle of water ; and while the chocolate was being dissolved in our dealers (tins with the handle at the side that hold a pint), Morris called from within, " Look out, old man ; remember we have one hundred pounds of loose powder on board!" Scarcely 110 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. had the last syllable heen said, than William, who had been seriously contemplating niy labours, vanished into the outer darkness, with an amount of activity I never saw him previously display. After having boiled another kettle . of water, the remains of the fire were scattered ; then William came forth with the whining complaint, " Oh, Bass, I am so hungry!" "Have some more biscuit, then: there are plenty in the box." "But, Bass, they are so cold." " He wants some chocolate — give him some to get rid of him," said Morris. So he received the chocolate and departed. But William had the nose of a pointer and the intelligence of the fox when eating and drinking were going on ; thus, as soon as I commenced mixing my grog, back he came, raised the curtain of the wagon, and solemnly contemplated the operation, repeating at short intervals, and in a most snivelling tone, " I was very cold," " I was very," &c. &c. He should here have been told to shut up, or go and put his head in a bag, but we dare not treat him according to his deserts, for we were in his power till over the Drackenberg. So he was courteously asked if he would like a drink. Would a fish swim? He was handed in his beaker about half a pint of the twenty over-proof. Oh. that was prime stuff, and so economical ! it hit hard, and bit like an adder. But the poor Kaffirs who were under the wagon, without complaining or murmuring, wanted something to warm them more than any one. So a ration of grog was served all round, to their immense delight. In the morning it cleared up ; and after a tiresome day's work we reached the White House, a small UNDER BOER SURVEILLANCE. Ill tavern, just under the Berg, where quite fifty wagons were assembled, waiting for an improvement in the weather. As a matter of course, among so many wagons all engaged in trade of some description or other, the two strange Englishmen going up 'through the northern country were regarded with great curiosity. For the few hours that we were outspanned here, I believe every teamster had a good stare at us ; and I think our height and apparent strength were the means of entitling us to more than the ordinary respect they show strangers. However, an incident, trifling it is true, occurred, yet as it expressed the sentiments of some of the population I will give it. A stalwart Boer from the Transvaal, and dressed in the Dopper costume, happening to hear me called " Captain " by driver William, turned round sharp on that luckless individual, and said a word or two hurriedly in Dutch, which I did not catch ; in response William murmured something about soldier officer, when the stranger, with a grunt ominous of dis- approbation, hurriedly departed, looking anything but an amiable man. Likes or no likes, what did I care ? although I would always prefer conciliation to a quarrel. It is the best policy in the end, and the young traveller will not do wrong to remember this. We were about putting the cattle in when the tall stranger, with a companion, again made his appearance. At the time I was standing some way from the wagon. He approached me, and introduced his friend, who spoke English fairly. " So you are going up to shoot olephunts" (Both Boers and Africanders use this word.) " I am, and hope we shall not have to go far beyond the Transvaal to find them." 112 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. " But does the Queen send her soldier officers to shoot olephunts ? " 11 No ; not that I'm aware of. I'm not in the army now." Here there was a long consultation between the two, and I quietly stole off to where the mob of cattle were having their reims put on. After a few minutes they again joined us, and the former spokesman resumed the conversation. " My friend thinks, and so do I, that so many of you Englishmans come to see the Transvaal, that you want to get the country/' " Very likely," responded I, which being interpreted resulted in both getting extremely angry. " "Well, you will see," continued the speaker, " that we can fight, that we are good men, and that we can defend our country. Why you send your soldiers to trouble us ? you have plenty country of your own. We'll fight, and show you how many we can kill of the red- coats." This conversation is simply mentioned to show the animus of a certain portion of the inhabitants of the late Republic to British rule. There is no doubt that Carl Kreuger and John Fayune are intensely Eepublican, and would resist to death the annexation of the Transvaal, but fortunately their faction composes a small portion of the population, and their residence is chiefly on the northern frontier. The road by which we cross the Drackenberg to the country beyond is called Yan Eenan's Pass, a person of that name being supposed to have been the first who came from the east through this gap to the country beyond. He must have been a bold man, and a sure- footed mountaineer, for as far as one can judge, looking VAN RENAN'S PASS. 113 from beneath, it is truly a fearful place now, and what must it have been before roads had been blasted out ? Some of the peaks, I am told, reach an altitude of 11,000 feet; the summit of the pass we are about to go through is reported to be 6,500 feet above sea-level— 500 feet higher than the most elevated portion of the Atlantic and Pacific line of railroad connecting New York with San Francisco. The sun is setting, and of course all the valley is in shadow; but to look at these mountains, precipitous, grim, rocky, and almost destitute of vegetation, it brings at once to my mind some of the illustrations of Dante's " Inferno," drawn by Gustave Pore. We see visions in our sleep, faces we know not, and scenes we have never been in. Could that great artist have been transported here in mind before he drew those pictures ? I never open this illustrated edition of that great work but I feel a cold unearthly chill creep over me, such a feeling as I experienced in childhood, when, by the fitful light of the fire, I have listened to some fearful ghost story. And now at maturity, as I gaze at the scene before me, the same feeling, only softened by experience and age, lays hold of me. If this wild precipitous black range of mountains, with its irre- gular jagged outline, were the barrier between earth and hell, how mortals would dread the time of passing them, for once beyond, hope for ever must be closed ! Our wagon is to go up first, being supposed to be the heaviest. Hendrick's and Pater's teams are to be put to it — thirty-six oxen in all — and if we get to the summit in ten hours we are to deem ourselves fortunate. 114 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. All is in readiness ; the cattle are yoked, and the treck-tow is stretched out to its greatest length. The drivers have taken their places — William in front, Pater in the middle, and Hendrick (as the most skilled Jehu) behind, while Morris and I are instructed to follow close after with a large stone in our hands, which is to be jammed under the hind wheels whenever the wagon stops, or we hear the word " Klip " shouted. The sun had long gone down, but we had a grand moon — one that seemed much overgrown, still had lost none of its brilliancy by the process. Hendrick passes the signal to the other drivers to know if they are ready ; having received a favourable reply, with good bass voice he shouts " Amba treck" the words being echoed by each of the others, and off moves the wagon in gallant style. For about a hundred yards our course is over the sward, after that comes an abrupt turn entering a steep incline, and the ascent has begun. For a hundred yards or more it was a tremendous pull, but as it was the start, the oxen were comparatively fresh, and no stones were required ; but in fifty yards more "Klip !" was called out, and my friend and I did the klipping, Hendrick at the same time rushing behind to the rear of the wagon to put on the brake. Now, this klipping may be a playful amusement for some people, but Morris and myself very soon came to the conclusion that it bore a very strong resemblance to hard work, with every probability of getting your fingers crushed or yourself run over. Neither was it a joke to carry a rock about twenty-five pounds in weight up a hill — mountain, I should say — far more favourable for the progression of goats or Shetland ponies than human beings. Though seeing the matter in this light, ASCENDING THE PASS. 115 yet we dare not remonstrate, for if we did not klip, the wagon as likely as not would go over the ledge, and halt — in fragments. Grade after grade, the hill increased in steepness, and often the oxen were compelled to stop every twenty or thirty yards. The drivers certainly did their work, and did not spare themselves ; and the heavy breathing of the cattle showed that their task was no easy one. Although our stoppages were most numerous, still we crawled on — truly step hy step — still forward ; so if we met nothing more formidable, in time we would reach the top. We were in luck, too, as far as the weather was concerned, for a more lovely night could not have been made to order ; only one improvement could I have suggested — namely, that the temperature had been a little higher. Still, perhaps this slight fault gave one more enjoyment in the use of his tobacco, and more gusto in the flavour of his grog. Both of these commodities I enjoyed immensely in ascending Van Kenan's Pass ; my friend, who is always very ab- stemious, I think on this occasion did likewise : and conveniently there ran along the mountain side of the track the prettiest little purling brook of sweet water that ever grouse-shooter or gillie selected, as an inducement to make a locality become their noonday resting-place. But while digressing, we have come to a terrible grip : the gun-like reports of the whips crack ! crack ! crack ! incessantly, like the irregular fire of a com- pany skirmishing ; and I had just remarked, " That's hot, Morris!" when that most objectionable — nay, abominated — shout of "Klip!" struck on our ears. I did my best to be quick, and in consequence got a i 2 116 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. finger pinched. Of course it must be so — persons who do things in a hurry are certain to get hurt, if, indeed, they don't actually make a complete bungle of the matter. That last pull was a near thing, but the driving and energy of Hendrick saved us, or at least the wagon, from trying to discover the sea-level; for when I got my fingers pinched I became " gingery " — an expres- sion I remember using as a boy — and failed for some time in getting my stone under the wheel. That doubtless was the worst trial we had, for although it was only in the middle of the incline, halts afterwards became less frequent and less prolonged. There was one rest I well remember ; it was a point two -thirds to the summit, and where the road diverged from about north to north-west. At the moment the moon was unusually brilliant, and you could see the tops of hill after hill, till you almost imagined that the limit of your vision was where the ocean joined the sky — imagined, remember I say. At this time it was fearfully cold — the thermo- meter I do not think had reached freezing-point — and there was no wind ; still our progress was so slow that the blood chilled in our veins : and pray, reader, re- collect we had left Natal covered with tropical vege- tation in full leaf, not more than a few weeks before, and crossed the equator in the Atlantic Ocean not over another month previously. I can recall our both leaning against a rock shiver- ing : no complaint was made beyond the remark that it was "deuced cold !" Still, I have no doubt we both felt it even to our marrow-bones. Again we are off : the whips crack, the drivers scold, OVER THE DRACKENBERG. 117 and shout the names of lagging oxen, while the poor beasts groan, and cough, and wheeze with their exertions and the effects of the rarefied atmosphere. From the abyss on our left rises an immense riven rock. Here we are informed that a wagon at no long-distant time back had gone over ; but we pass the dangerous place in safety, and — hurrah ! hurrah ! we are descending, having passed the summit. A breathing-time is given. Each one looks as if he had accomplished a great feat, and that he is the hero of it. The bottle is produced ; each driver has a heavy drink ; half the treck-tow, with its cattle, is unhitched, and the wagon expeditiously descends into the valley beneath, and we outspan at the south-eastern limit of a large grassy plain. Neither Morris nor I are troubled with cattle this span, for the driver has to go back to help the others ; so we light a fire, cook our coffee, and turn in to sleep the sleep of those who know they have earned it. CHAPTER XII. EN ROUTE FOR THE TRANSVAAL. Rest after the Passage — "We twa hae paidTt in the Bum" — Independent of the Boers, if need be — Red- water — No Cure — How the Mystery might be solved— An Extraordinary Finch— What a Tail! — An Expensive Toll — Bob and the Pig— Harrismith— The Barrack-masters of Old— The " Roughs" of South Africa — A Law-abiding Population — Are the Boers Temperate ? — A Dutch Beauty — Baboons on Our Way — The Sentinel Mount — Memories of the Past — Three Splendid Mountains — Capped by Castle, Crown, and Mitre — Our Cook — His one Great Failing — Advice to Bachelors — How to enjoy a Meal on the Sly — The Kaffir Crane — Fevers— Our Driver's Task — The Boer's Love of Wife and Children— Habits of the Boer. IT was quite four o'clock the next day before all our drivers' wagons were up ; and, poor fellows ! they looked weary, and were so, and well they might be ; for they had had twenty -two hours of incessant toil ; and as the cattle as well as themselves must rest and eat, our de- parture was delayed till the next day. Hereabouts there are plenty of bush-buck, and rock- antelope — an abundance of them, an old wagoner said — but none of us felt disposed to clamber the neighbouring cliffs, or search through the adjoining ravines, for game. Without dissent it was cordially voted a day of rest, and so we held it. One thing, however, my companion and self did — we stole away from the others to a pure pellucid moun- tain brook hard by, and, like a pair of schoolboys by Carfc (a river in Scotland) side, paddled in its crystal stream till all the stains of our late labours were washed away. RED-WATEU. 119 But, speaking for myself, the most enjoyable feeling I had that day was to turn and look at the range of mountains — the rugged, the steep, the precipitous, the dangerous Drackenberg, now in our rear — so long the bugbear of our journey, so long the point foretold that was to end our expedition ; and, on the other hand, to look over the vast plain that lay extending to the north, and to know that it was but a matter of a few days when we should be trecking through countless herds of spring-buck, bless-buck, intermixed with quaggas and wildebeest (gnu}. Again, another source of rejoicing I possessed was that, if the Boers who accompanied us became insolent or lazy, we were now comparatively independent. At the same time, in justice I must add that they had stood to us nobly, and gone through a severe and heavy ordeal which few but men skilled as the Boers are in bullock -driving could have accomplished ; for we had a load that would have frightened any person but such as were as ignorant as ourselves in like matters. Next morning at daybreak we inspanned, and made a short treck of two hours. Our halting-place was densely clothed with good grass, and in the immediate vicinity an abundant supply of water could be obtained. Here the cattle were allowed to revel till three in the evening ; for Hendrick and Pater had to go to a neigh- bouring farm to fetch, if alive, two oxen they were obliged to leave behind on their downward journey, on account of their being attacked with red- water. I have, in a former chapter, alluded to lung-sick- ness : red-water is a disease almost as prevalent in this part of the country ; it unquestionably is hemorrhage in the vicinity of the bladder, which ultimately wears out 120 . THE GREAT THIKST LAND. and exhausts the victim. Each farmer I have spoken to on the subject professed to have a cure for it, hut, on comparing notes, every remedy was different. That none of the Boers know any preventive of the ravages of this disease is certain ; for, if so, why do they not employ it? and the proof they do not is that along the roads the traveller finds, or sees, hundreds of skeletons that mark the place where victims to red-water fell. In one part of the country, not far from Harrismith, the road was as covered with the hones of dead cattle, as was the road from Balac- lava to the front, during the spring of 1855. The reader may justly ask how I know the poor animals died of red- water. My answer is simply, the drivers who were with us said so. An experienced veterinary surgeon, with a well-earned reputation, and a handsome salary attached to his appointment, in a year or two, if I mistake not, would soon solve the mystery, and save Natal tens of thousands of pounds annually. At this camping-ground I first saw that beautiful and extraordinary finch, with a tail so long that, in a breeze of wind, it seems that the bird is carried by the tail, instead of the reverse. Their plumage on the body is a beautiful full-coloured orange and a glossy black. The tail I found, in some specimens, to be upwards of two feet long, and an inch and a half wide, and so pliant are the feathers even down to the quill, that they flutter and rustle in the wind like pieces of black silk. When it is blowing pretty strong their tails seem to carry them away down wind, but I think in this action the bird is either amusing himself or trying to deceive the observer; for on several occasions, when I have thought them struggling against the breeze unsuccess- A PAYING TOLL-BAB. 121 fully, I have tried to approach them by getting below to the point whither they were apparently drifting'; but, when my motive was perceived, they would alter their course, and pursue a new one with a tolerably strong flight. It is most amusing to see two of the male birds fight : from the tops of neighbouring reeds they dash at each other, and ascend twenty or thirty yards, struggling with beak and claws, the two tails getting so mixed, that you might expect, after the manoeuvre is over, the one to ask the other which tail is which. The hen, on the other hand, is a demure little brown thing, scarcely as large as our hen sparrow, and quite as humble in plumage. Their nest is built in reeds, and, although larger, has much resemblance to a sedge warbler's. Erroneously it is called in this part of the country by those who speak English widahfinch. At the appointed hour that evening we trecked, Hendrick having brought back his two oxen, but so low in flesh are they, that I very much doubt the possibility of their carrying their carcases to Potschefstrom. An hour and a half after starting we passed through a toll- gate — the division between the British colony of Natal and the Free State. Here was levied such a sum for permission to pass, as to induce the victim to wish he had the privilege of keeping a similar establishment, and pocketing all the proceeds. Our next outspanning-place is Harrismith ; in an hour and a half we should be there, but that we are delayed in getting the rough grey- hound, Bob, to leave go his hold of a very large hog he had pinned by the ear. The whole performance was absurdly ridiculous. Bob saw the pig, and coolly, without the slightest exertion or attempt at speed, 122 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. walked up to him; the pig, no way daunted, turned round and faced what he supposed a dangerous neighbour, setting his bristles, and looking as fierce as possible. Still Bob was in no way disconcerted, but made a small feint, and in a moment had his adversary fast by the butt of the ear, and there held him, poor piggy screaming most vociferously till the redoubtable Bob was forced to relax his jaws. I believe in all my life I never saw an animal so destitute of fear as this half-bred greyhound. At length, just before sunset, we reach Harrismith, and outspan three hundred yards beneath the town, which is situated on a grassy slope at the back of the Drackenberg, which here terminates in perpendicular rocks — almost resembling a wall — seven or eight hun- dred feet high. Catalin Bay, that charming Gibraltar detachment for British subalterns of studious minds to ruminate at, is not unlike this place in the lay of the land, only you must transpose the sand into grass, the sea into velt, and leave the rocks alone. About Harrismith you find an abundance of fruit ; in the other there was a mulberry-tree in the garden of the officer command- ing the detachment; it was a government tree, and I daresay the barrack -master put it in his sche- dule, for it was uncommonly seedy and unserviceable. When I was a " sub," the whole of the youngsters of my own standing used to suppose that the barrack- master was in the habit of putting all damages in his pocket ; I do not think my father could have done so, for he did not die rich. However, he might not have played his cards properly, for twenty years ago it was an accepted fact, at least I never heard any one dispute it, that a barrack-master could realise a large fortune THE "ROUGES" AT HARRISMITH. 123 out of a broken hearth-stone, so often had it been charged in rotation to officers who had the bad luck to reside in the room that possessed it. Not having to wait for the quarantine officer, as is the habit on shipboard, we at once proceeded to inspect the town and deliver a letter of introduction. At the post-office we called, but a surly little Dutchman refused to deliver letters, as it was after hours. Grumbling at the want of courtesy in officials, we went in search of the gentleman to whom we had credentials. Alas ! he had gone to Cronstad, and would not be back for some days. After several inquiries, and making many mis- takes, we found the hotel, a large, roomy, square, white house, very dirty and mouldy. There was no induce- ment to sleep or even eat there. The beverage we wanted (lemonade and pontac) was not to be obtained, so I had a soupje of Hollands, the favourite drink of the Boers. To see and learn as much as possible of the people and their ways, I searched out the bar-room ; it- was a filthy place, filled with as dirty, drunken, dissi- pated a lot of roughs as ever I set eyes on. The frequenters of the grog-shops of some of the gulches of the Eocky Mountains in olden times could not have surpassed this dissolute crew. Yet the white population of this part of South Africa are a very law-abiding people : robberies seldom take place, and bloodshed more rarely, and though I have heard it asserted that travellers do occasionally disappear in mysterious ways, the law does not trouble itself to ascertain whether such occurrences happen through violence or not. One thing is certain, the transport riders to the diamond and gold fields carry rich loads of mer- chandise, and the mail-carts precious stones and specie, 124 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. yet I did not hear of any Dick Turpin or Claude Duval having distinguished himself. Many travellers say that the Boers are a very temperate people. I should be inclined to think the reverse, for they will always drink at other people's expense, and are not too proud to ask for more. Beturning to the wagon after dusk, we agreed that after all there was no place like home, although it was only a wagon, and that in the middle of a South African velt. Next morning we visited the post-office, butcher's, baker's, and truly the candlestick-maker's, for we wanted a lantern, and had another stroll through the town to see what we could of the wealth, beauty, and fashion. The reward of our curiosity was that I, possibly through being the most prying, got sight of a Dutch beauty. She was about two-and-twenty years old, and at least weighed a stone for every year she had lived ; still, she had a pretty baby face, and wore a clean cotton dress, closed round the waist with a draw-string. Down in the flat beneath us we can see our people gathering up the cattle, so we must bid adieu to Harri- smith and all its attractions. By ten o'clock we are once more en route, with no other towns or villages in our way till Potschefstrom, in the Transvaal, is reached. To the left is rough, hilly ground, covered with grass, without bush. Morris had remarked to me that he had not yet seen any monkeys ; but " talk of the devil," driver William, with his face grinning as far as his ears would permit, came up, and with intense de- light pointed out thirty or forty baboons feeding on a hillside as quietly, ordinarily, and peaceably as any other people. There was a charming freedom in their actions — an utter absence, let me say, of putting on BABOONS OLD AND YOUNG. 125 airs, and a simplicity of manners truly delightful, that might with advantage be introduced into more civilised communities. They stared at the wagons, we at them ; but, like well-bred people, they evinced no overt curiosity or surprise. It is a mark of good breeding, I believe, to stare ; at least I heard a young lady once say, " He must have been a gentleman — he stared so ! " But our dogs, ill-conditioned brutes, purchased in- discriminately from Kaffir or Zulu, Totty or Bushman, who have never previously been in good society, wind these aristocratic children of the highlands, and rush forward with the intent of making an attack upon them, but by dint of shouting, whip-cracking, &c., they are called off. In such engagements the attacking party seldom come off scathless, for, like all mountaineers, apes are wonderfully clannish, and stick to each other through right and wrong, thick and thin. Baboons apparently live a happy life, if I can judge from appearances ; whether there be those bugbears of human society among them, jealousy, intrigue, and fraud, it would be difficult to discover. However, one thing I can say is that their children are precocious and apt to deem themselves of age before their time. Never- theless, this is a failing common to the period in which we live. The parent monkeys keep up the good old custom of whacking their progeny — correction that is administered with a stern sense of justice. Their government is patriarchal, and they are not polygamists. Leaving the amiable family in the rear, we wind along the eastern base of a magnificently grand moun- tain, rising nearly three thousand feet above the plain. It ought to be called the Sentinel, for it looks as if it 126 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. were detached from the Drackenberg for such a purpose. Its face towards the summit is quite perpendicular, and the rock seems as black as if coated with the corrosion of thousands of years. A striking view of it is to be obtained from the southern extremity ; it then looks like a great organ. The thunders only could be fit music for such an instrument. We outspanned just before sunset. It was a truly magnificent evening, with sufficient breeze to stir the air, and enough heat to induce one to seek rest ; around us the grass is brilliantly green, here and there interspersed with that garden favourite, the scarlet-flowering verbena. What memories does not this beautiful little plant recall? every year of your life possibly, but none so vividly as those of childhood ! I can see now in memory our old gardener planting them out in the flower-beds among the aspalia apple-trees. How carefully he handles them ! just observe how gently he takes away the surplus mould from their roots. The flowers are about to start in life, and their father the gardener removes with anxious solicitude all that may militate or impede them in their future existence ! But away towards the east there is a scene the like of which I have never viewed before. Higher moun- tains I have gazed on, but they ever were a jumble of gigantic masses, grand in outline and magnitude, but destitute of order. Of these the artist might possibly say, " Hence their beauty." No doubt he thinks so, but to argue the point would not convince him or change me. The mountains I now speak of are three in num- ber, running nearly north and south ; they connect one portion of the Drackenberg with another, but each stands separate and at almost equal distances apart ; THREE GRAND MOUNTAINS. 127 their altitude, I am told, is nine thousand feet ; which peak is the highest it would be difficult to say, for they are not equally distant from where we are now halted. The first and nearest has its sides, in fact all three have, at exactly the same angle, but the summit of each is crowned most dissimilarly. The nearest possesses for its apex a castle, and such a castle! not unlike that of Edinburgh, but increased in size a hundred- fold. There are battlements and tower and watch- house, and all so perfect that it is not necessary to draw upon imagination to believe them the works of man in the feudal ages ; and the sky is so clear, so rarefied, that the outline of each detail of this immense citadel can be seen without aid of tele- scope. The summit of the second is a perfect repre- sentation of a crown, not such as is now worn on state occasions by our most gracious Majesty, but such as you see in aged drawings as the head-gear of warlike kings nine or ten centuries ago — men who competed with their lords and barons who should be first to hew down the opposing foe. The third mountain is capped with a mitre ; it is not so perfect as the others, being rather broad in pro- portion to its height, such as might be expected to have come from the hands of an inexperienced workman, or that had suffered through some sacrilegious infidel having sat on it. Still it is a mitre. Thus we find capping three adjoining mountains a castle, crown, and mitre. Strange, wondrous strange, coincidence! How horrible it is to think that we must eat to live ! I am certain I had quite forgotten that fact when that abominable William, totally destitute of an eye for the picturesque or respect for those that had it, disturbs my 128 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. reverie with his whining, snivelling tongue, " Oh, Bass, I am so hungry!" I should have liked to shove the open telescope down his throat, and after it got safely planted shut it up, he would then have something that would stay his digestion a little longer than beef steaks or mutton chops. Imp is commencing to be a good cook if he would not get the meat so covered with ashes, but n'importe, it is clean dirt ; he has also an objectionable habit of licking his fingers after turning the beef steak or mutton chop, and it strikes me forcibly that he turns them over a very great deal oftener than is necessary. Eoasting the potatoes Morris and I generally look after, also decocting the coffee. If ever I should have a home and servants like other folks, I shall insist that it be understood, when engaging the cook, that I shall have free run and use of my kitchen. A devilled kidney, a small piece of tender loin steak, even an anchovy toast, cooked by one's self at the most outre times, particularly when it upsets all other persons' arrangements, is certainly delicious. Try it, reader; but remember to do it on the sly, not even telling the wife of your bosom. The perfection of time for the experiment is about half- past one in the morning, particularly if you have been spending the evening at your club, and your wife is fond of going to bed early. Slip into the house quietly: of course you carry a latch-key ? — it is scarcely necessary to ask that question — all men do. Having closed the door by holding back the catch, and then letting it go gently, for silence is the thing — the utmost silence- then take off your boots ; if you have slippers at hand so much the better, but that is not all-important. A MEAL ON THE QUIET. 129 Now take the banisters firmly in your hand, descend to the kitchen, out with your fusee-box, and light the gas. "Bless me, how many black beetles! ugh!" Never mind that, you soon get accustomed to them. Then light your fire ; this is best accomplished by putting innumerable bundles of firewood in the grate, and lighting them well before you place on the coals ; in a few minutes you will have a splendid fire fit to roast an ox. Of course, much of this trouble can be avoided if you have a gas-stove. Now comes the fun, hunting in all unknown corners for plates, cruet-stand, knives, forks, and spoons ; and how you laugh in your sleeve at all the little eccentricities of domestic economy you discover ! The meat is nearly done ; put down a plate to warm ; one turn more and then the food is cooked. Now dish it; don't burn your fingers with the plate. Careful; that's it, and you think you never ate anything better in your life. Oh, for a glass of beer ! you sigh ; and suddenly remember there is the servants' cask next the meat-safe in the kitchen hall. Draw what you want, but remember to turn the tap off. Was ever beer so welcome ? Never ! One, two, three glasses — stop there, enough is as good as a feast. Now steal quietly up to your room, undress like a mouse, and get into bed. Possibly your wife is sound asleep ; possibly, if awake, she would rather not remonstrate till the morning; and possibly you are such a short time married that the calf-love still exists, and she would not for the world disturb you ; but it may just be possible she may insist on explanations at once. Say nothing, my friend ; you have the joke all in your hands, unless crying begins, and how to act then I could not advise. On second thoughts, perhaps a little baby talk, such as j 130 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. little ducky, tootsey-wootsey, might come in appropriate. And see, when all is found out in the morning, for of course it will be, how clever your wife will think you, how clever all the servants, individually and collectively, will think you, and in fact you will be justified in con- sidering yourself no end of a fellow! IST.B. — Don't take a fourth glass of beer, it will make you hiccough, and when people do so a suspicion most unjustly some- times arises that they have taken more than is good for them. The above was in effect communicated to me by an old married man, and is therefore not original. I say this for my own protection, as ladies are sometimes testy about advice of this kind being given to their husbands. We turned out at daybreak — a glorious morning with scarcely a cloud to be seen. This portion of the day on these African uplands is most invigorating, just sufficiently cold to pull you together, induce you to take exercise, and stimulate your appetite. Our treck was a long one, a considerable portion of which followed the margin of a marsh, in which could be seen an abundance of waterfowl, prominent among w^hich was the Kaffir crane, with long streaming black ribbon- like feathers hanging beside his tail. These plumes are much valued by the natives, who wear them in their hair on all State occasions. Immense numbers of these ornamental and useful birds are shot on this account. As they are great destroyers of reptiles of all descriptions, and so are public benefactors, they ought to be protected. A very large dark-coloured goose, called by the Boers William-maccow, was also abundant. One of them was s hot ; it is a gross-looking bird, and when cooked was HENDRICK AND PATER. 131 anything but appetising. About our encampment there are building remains, and a quantity of loose stones, also a few fig-trees — all indicative that a human habitation once stood in the neighbourhood, but I suppose proximity to the marsh and probably mosquitoes drove the inhabitants off to more favoured regions. Fevers in this part of Africa are only engendered by the vicinity of stagnant water, so that, although water is necessary for cattle, and the Boers are essentially stock-farmers, they will not build except where is to be found an abundance of water. Each farmer owns such immense tracts of land that it is rarely a difficult matter to do this. The next two days passed over. Neither of us went in search of game, still, we both picked up something by the roadside ; in fact, we had scarcely time to hunt, as our drivers hurried on as fast as the cattle could travel ; for, remember, their /rows and Jcinderkins were anxiously awaiting their return, and anticipating with pleasure the numerous good things that their soil- stained parents had in store for them. A point very much to be admired in the Boer character is their love for wife and children : they constantly talk of them, and sound their praises to those they converse with. Hendrick, who was the chief among our party, was a good-looking man of four- and- twenty, about five feet ten inches high, rather sparely built, and capable of great endurance and speed. He was very retiring, and rarely spoke unless addressed first. Pater, on the other hand, was short and stout, always had something to say, unless when playing on the violin, an instrument that produced the most doleful sounds — even more so than the cats on the J 2 132 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. tiles in Pimlico. Their food was of the simplest kind — rusk-bread as hard as bricks, bad coffee, and indifferent sugar; no stimulants, and no animal meat. Parsi- moniousness was doubtless the cause of their not having the two last articles, for these transport-drivers make a great deal of money — more than any one at home would imagine — and are really at little or no expense. But if they preferred going without to spending their own money, not a qualm of conscience had they about sponging on us. CHAPTEE XIII. AMONG THE BOERS. New Year's Day — First Signs of Game — The Spring Buck— Crossing a Spruit — Rather too much Hospitality — An Invitation to a Wedding — William Elevated— His Repertoire — The Scene of Rejoicing— William Sober but Sad — A Vain Attempt to Sleep — Morris in like Predicament — Suffering from Gnats — Reflections under the Attack — My Cattle in Pound — Released. NEW YEAR'S DAY. Fine clear weather, and not too warm. We commenced trecking soon after daybreak ; the cattle were in excellent spirits, and we got along right merrily. About seven I shot a hare and a par- tridge from the road. The former, although severely wounded, gave the dogs quite a run before it was captured ; and if it had not been hit none of our pack could have overtaken it. About eleven, the first spring bucks we had seen came over the brow of a swell in the velt ; they were apparently very tame, although they must have seen our wagons, oxen, and selves, and evinced more curiosity than fear. We intended as soon as we out spanned to have a shot at them, but before that took place we stuck in a deep boggy spruit, out of which it required our full strength and the loss of an hour to extricate the wagon ; so the cracking of whips, shouting of men, and strug- gling of the cattle frightened them off to parts unknown . Thus we had seen the avant-courier of the immense 134 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. herds of game that are before us ; and I do not think we regretted not having caused some of their numbers to bite the dust. If we had been short of food it would have been different, but we had still an abundance of that necessary. I have seen the spring-buck before ; and although I had only time to take a casual glance at them on this occasion, they seemed to look more beautiful than ever they did previously. There is no doubt that they are among the handsomest animals in the world, and are to the African continent what the prong-horned antelope is to the American. There is also a consider- able resemblance between them in configuration of body, only that of the New World is the larger. During our midday outspan the halt was taken advantage of to get our rifles unpacked and put in order, for at any moment now we might find ourselves in the middle of game. At three o'clock we inspanned, and came down a rather steep and difficult hill-side. When we reached the bottom we found that the spruit where the road crossed it was impassable, so we had to make a long detour to our right to find a ford. After proceeding nearly a mile we discovered a place which had been used for this purpose previously, so the cattle were wheeled abruptly at it, Umganey, divested of every particle of clothing, foreloping. No person who has not witnessed what a Cape wagon can go through would believe that anything constructed of wood and iron would stand such usage as they have to be subjected to, without breaking. All the cattle were now in the water up to their stomachs, pulling their utmost, William on the box cracking his long whip and shouting as if life and death LESSONS IN DRIVING. 135 depended on the issue, when in goes the wagon down the precipitous spongy bank with such a rush as nearly to bury the forepart of the box under water ; the hind wheels soon after follow, the whole fabric swaying to and fro, threatening an upset; then slowly righting itself, it moves forward at a snail's pace. The far side is almost reached when snap ! goes the treck-tow, and the released oxen rush up the bank, leaving the wagon so deeply buried that but for its heavy load it would have almost floated. To rectify the breaking of the treck-tow is always a tedious job, for when out of the reach of a blacksmith a green reim has to be procured and woven in and out through three or four of the links on either side of the fracture. Seeing that half an hour at least must elapse before we could extricate ourselves, Morris took his gun and went down the spruit in search of wildfowl, while I remained to assist William and to learn all the devices necessary for getting wagons out of difficulties under any circumstances that may arise. I did not expect ever to become a good driver ; still without being so, when alone on the velt and no European to assist, I might be able to detect at a glance what would be the proper means to adopt under emer- gencies, and, if necessary, show how to do it. On a cargo of knowledge you do not require to pay any freight. Our predicament was worse than we anticipated ; the delay had allowed the wagon to settle in the soft spongy bottom, so that all the efforts of our cattle could not move it. But Hendrick had now come up ; disrobing himself till he was in the costume of ancient Gaul, he brought his sturdy team over, hitched 136 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. his treck-tow to the end of ours, and with a long pull and a pull together, placed us on the opposite bank. This spruit was a very bad place, for, independent of its abruptness, it was so marshy that the wheels sunk many inches underneath the surface of the soil. Hendrick's wagon followed and got through without casualty, but not without a hard struggle ; Pater was less fortunate ; not only did he stick, but even with the assistance of Hendrick's team he could not get out, so the third team (ours) had to be put on, and even then the cattle seemed to have a very difficult part to perform. At last all were across ; we pushed up the opposing bank, and after half an hour's treck halted in front of a white farmhouse, with large cattle kraal attached. We had scarcely done so when Morris came up ; he had several ducks, the common species of this part of the country (Querquedula Hottentota of Smith), which are a handsome dark-brown colour, not distinguished by any gaudy feathers, and about the size of our widgeon. After a survey of the game I went over to the house, which I found crowded with Boers, all pretty well aon." As soon as I entered, the senior of the party asked me to drink with him, which I did, driver William acting as interpreter. No sooner, however, had I finished the first glass, than another requested me to repeat the operation. I hate to refuse hospitality, for certainly this was meant as such, and I drank again ; but when a third insisted that I should have a glass at his expense, I was compelled to refuse. Flesh and blood can stand a great deal, but not much bad Hollands. These men were keeping New Year, the great holiday, with them, of the twelve months. WILLIAM "OVERCOME." 137 But here their kindness did not terminate : there was a grand party going on at a house four or five miles farther along the road, in consequence of a marriage that had taken place, and to this we were cordially invited ; and as an inducement to accept the invitation, we were informed that a young English lady was one of the guests. I gave a conditional promise, for I did not know how Morris would feel on the subject, and without him I was resolved not to go. However, all the Boers immediately afterwards assembled outside on horseback, ranged themselves in a line across the road, like a troop of cavalry, and giving a war-whoop, started for the scene of rejoicings as fast as spur and whip would make their steeds go. Poor William had drunk with every one, On our numerous good qualities he largely expatiated : we were so fond of him — we loved him like a brother — without him we never could have crossed the Drackenberg— and we most assuredly should come to see the English young lady. This was all well enough ; but when I had to assist William — no light weight — and with the help of Hendrick and Pater hoist him on the wagon- box, I thought the jocular part was played out. The road was straight, the track well defined; so with Umganey foreloping, and myself on the box with a powerful jambock to control the after-cattle, we got on so-so. William was a long time attacked with a musical furore : foreign songs appeared his forte, but in his list I could neither recognise "Die Wacht am Bhein," "Partant pour la Syrie," nor the " Marseillaise ;" however, he appeared to have a very extensive repertoire. After completing his musical performance he became loquacious — gave me a slight sketch of his antecedents 138 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. and his relatives, both male and female ; then spoke as to his own ability, ending each sentence with, "la good man," which no one denied; but the oftener he repeated it the more emphatic he became. At length there was a long silence. I hoped that he had com- menced to see the error of his ways, and was inter- nally vowing to sin no more ; that his conscience told him he was a transgressor; and that silently he contemplated the heinousness of his past conduct. Presently we passed the scene of rejoicings ; the windows were all ablaze, such as you see at Buckingham Palace when a Court ball is taking place. Let me remark, en passant, that so well do they manage these things here, that they had neither soldiers nor police to resist the mob or make the conveyances keep order. We did not halt, but passed on to the next out- spanning-place ; before we reached which, our wagon stuck in a spruit, and all the efforts of two teams of cattle could not extricate us. So there we had to make up our minds to remain all night. Half-an-hour after the abrupt halt we had been brought to, William presented himself; his expression was sad, his clothing disordered. I expected nothing more than that he had come to ask me to examine the medicine chest and give him a bolus or skilfully mixed draft of the most potent ingredients. With a due pause, sufficient to give dignity to his words, in very measured and very concise terms, he said, "Bass, I am so hungry ! " With gravity becoming the occasion I referred him to Imp. That day had been one of great excitement- I am not in the pristine heyday of youth ; I have got over the vanities attached to dress, or the questionable UNABLE TO SLEEP. 139 longing for decorations ; nor do I now crave to dance with the belle of the ball, or take the intimate friend of the hostess — an heiress, possessed of the wealth of the Indies — down to dinner. No ; in the language of the poet, beautiful and expressive, " I am simmering down," therefore I wished to go to bed, and so did my friend. There was no reason why we should not do so that I am aware of ; in truth, we had both got into our pan- jamas, and I was having the last few "draws" of my pipe before turning on my left side, when William raised the curtain of the wagon and begged to know if we were not going to attend the convivialities. Being most em- phatically answered in the negative, we were informed that he was going. Very nearly was I saying, " Gro, and be hanged," but politeness, an intuitive feeling by which we never lose anything, and strongly inculcated into me in my youth, caused me to pause ; therefore I only said, "By all means, William; but pray see that the cattle are tied up." William retired, assuring me that that would be his first duty. I had finished my pipe, and was composing myself to sleep on the left side ; thoughts of the disappoint- ment the English Beauty would suffer by the two knight-errant s of her own race not waiting on her being uppermost in my mind. Still, I did not sleep. I there- fore tried the right side, but two or three reports of guns took place immediately afterwards, so still I did not sleep. I again reverted to the original position — it was unquestionably the right way to rest — and lay still, how long I don't know, but an age it appeared. Yet I did not sleep, so I tried my back, and endeavoured to count the hoops that supported the roof of the wagon. 140 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. " You're not asleep ? " said a gentle voice. " No, no — that is/' endeavouring to pretend that if not actually asleep I was next door to it. " I can't sleep," said the speaker ; " it's no use, I have turned every way, and, tired as I am, I cannot sleep." Inhuman monster that I am, I was delighted that some one else was situated in the same disagreeable position as myself. " Can't you, though ? " said I, pitying his misfor- tunes, not acknowledging my own ; " what can be the cause ? " " Mosquitoes, I think." " No, I have not heard any." " Neither have I," said my friend. So I got up and lit the lamp, quite out of com- miseration for him, of course, and oh ! oh ! oh ! the whole interior of the wagon was swarming with millions of the most diminutive gnats. They were on the bed- clothes, on the wagon roof, and when I looked at my legs and arms I commenced to think that instead of a white man I was a pepper-and-salt-coloured one. We both sat up and entered into conversation, and were jolly on the subject, it was such a good joke. Scratch myself ? No ; a man of my calibre is above such weakness ; but human patience could stand it no longer. I resolved to have one scratch ; I did — one, two, three scratches, and the remainder of an hour was one unin- terrupted scratch. At this time a happy thought struck me — I will get the rum and bathe my whole body with it. I did so, but the wretches were not only fond of the human species, but also fond of what the human species is partial to. I did not wait to see if I had been con- SUFFERING FROM AN ATTACK OF GNATS. 141 verted into a black man, but rushed into my clothes, seized my pipe, and hurried to the highest ground I could find, and on a higher than it — the summit of an ant-hill — I sat down and thought — and thought how weak we were when a few midges could tickle us so. So great was my affection for my friend that I never thought of seeing what he did or how he was getting on ; I had too much regard for his feelings to disturb him when suffering from human weakness. Aurora's car was about to enter the east when William, the faithful and tried henchman, approached his lord and master, and after making a respectful obeisance, informs him that the enemy during the night had made a descent and carried off all his lordship's cattle, which, at the present moment, were being conveyed to the pound at Harrismith. " Zounds, varlet, you lie ! " " No, Bass, I speak the truth." " Order my horse to be saddled and marshal my followers ; begone ! do my bidding." I rushed to the wagon, pulled on my boots, buckled on my long sword, saddle, bridle — or, rather, took my rifle, shoved a revolver into the holsters, and was about to jump into the saddle, when an emissary of the foe arrived to say the cattle would be released on payment of two pounds sterling, although they had eaten over an acre of mealies. The money was paid, the cattle were returned, and I rejoiced that I was prevented from shedding blood. CHAPTEE XIV. GAME, GAME, NOTHING BUT GAME. The Dutchman of South Africa— His 'Cuteness— How He Works the Oracle— My Soreness at -being "Done" — We start after Game — My Gillie — A Persistent Dog — Elaborate Preparations to Discover Buck — Magnificent Sight — The Dog Spoils Everything — Is Slaughtered, but by Accident — Morris again Indisposed — Pony Attacked by a Snake — The Puff- Adder — About Snakes — A Splendid Chase — Bob comes to Grief and Bonte doesn't Bag his Quarry — " Murderous " Sport — The Butchers at Work — Goran — Mending and Tailoring — The Sewing Machine a Doubtful Blessing — The Birds of South Africa — Morris to be looked after. TRULY the Dutchman of South Africa is a strange being ; he is neither flesh, fish, nor good red herring, all of which I am more or less acquainted with; but one thing I can say as far as regards myself, whether he acts the manly part or the stupid part, the insignificant part or the cowardly part, when you settle difficulties with him you are morally certain to owe him money. I do not know how it is, but they are always dinning into your ears that they are so weak, so innocent, that you believe them the most abused class in the world ; your suspicions are consequently lulled and your sym- pathies aroused, and thus you forget, or rather dislike, to show them that you disbelieve their assertions by exercising necessary prudence. Many of my countrymen live among them and make fortunes. Heaven help me if I had a fortune to spend and lived amongst them! I would soon get rid of it. They don't " do " you like a Yorkshireman, a Glasgow- TAKEN IN BY A. BOER. 143 man, a Yankee, or a Blue -nose ; their little dodges you can learn with experience, but the Boer does it and you never learn how he works the oracle. Bah ! I'll think no more about them, if it was not that in my opinion a man born north of the Tweed should never be done by any one. We trecked on the following day, and at noon, during the halt, had every blanket out in the sun, and every stitch of raiment removed from our feverish bodies. I rode on in front, and although several shots presented themselves, I was too occupied in thought to avail myself of the opportunities. No, I had been taken advantage of ; the enemy had come like a thief in the night, and as a reward had the two gold sovereigns in his pocket. I wished sincerely that he might spend them at the low grog-shop where we halted yesterday, and be suitably punished by the liquor which his ill-gotten gains could purchase. It is no use grieving over spilt milk, not a bit, so I shall make up my mind to think no more of it ; but it is hard to know that there are people who would take advantage of a young man from the (old) country like me, and in the middle of a desolate uninhabited velt, walk your cattle off to Harrismith. Harrismith ! I hate the very name now. When we outspanned that evening there was game, spring-buck and bless -buck round us in every direction ; but as it was late and we had made a very long treck, we determined not to trouble them that evening, but be "up in the morning early, before the break of day." A cup of cocoa and a biscuit sufficed, when off we started, Morris going one way and I the reverse. Each took an attendant. My gillie was a Kaffir that we 144 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. had picked up at Eland river ; he had all the vices of the white man and none of the virtues of his own race. I and my Day-and-Martin-skinned Ganymede had not gone over a quarter of a mile, when we discovered that the black hitch that I have spoken of before was following us. Oberon tried to coax her to him, but no, she knew too much (she was an Africander dog). Then I tried ; I spoke in the pleasantest tones and used the most endearing terms, but she refused to listen to the voice of the charmer; so she was peremptorily ordered home, and several rocks — not stones — hurled at her. All was useless, she would go with us, yet she would not be one of us. I crossed a ridge and quietly ascended the slope of another. On hands and knees I carefully crawled to the sky-line; as I approached it I resembled the tortoise in pace and the serpent in stealthiness. At last I reached the summit, and was about to look over. I thought it would be better to take off my cap first, to get more range of vision with less elevation. I did so, and then remembered that my head was bald and very polished, and as the sun was behind me the light might reflect off it ; deeming that would not do, I accordingly plucked a handful of grass, and placing it on the top of my pate, inch by inch I raised myself; very little more would do it, very little ; so half -inch by half- inch I pushed myself upwards. The grass on my head was now above the ridge ; very little more would elevate my eyes suffi- ciently to command the view ; on a rough calculation three-quarters of an inch and one barleycorn. Would you believe it? So cautious was I that it took four minutes and a half to accomplish this. My eyes had attained sufficient altitude, and Well, then, no AN IRREPRESSIBLE DOG. 145 buck was there. The next hill we treated in exactly the same manner, but when we looked over a lagoon of water was discovered beneath us, with hundreds of wild beasts, bless-buck, and spring-buck, standing knee-deep, enjoying its refreshing influences ; many of them were within two hundred and forty yards, but as I felt con- vinced that Morris or some of the Boers would bring home game, I desisted firing, and enjoyed looking at their playful antics and innocent gambols. But con- found that black dog ! she saw the game and dashed at it. In a moment all was confusion, for in an instant after they deployed into one unbroken line and made for a point to my right front, where the track bent. Making the best spurt I could, I rushed forward under shelter to cut them off, or at least see them cross the road. I was in time, and a prettier sight I never saw, for with one accord in succession they cleared it at a bound ; and strange to say, although within one hundred and fifty yards of them, I never looked along my barrel, or thought of doing so. I shall remember that sight as long as I live, and shall not the less enjoy it when I think that I witnessed it without murderous intentions. If I and my people had required food I should not have hesitated, but three better hunters than myself were out to kill game, and I knew they would not come home empty-handed. On my way back to the wagons, about seven o'clock, I saw a solitary spring- buck in a hollow. I made a stalk up-wind to observe its habits, when the brute of a dog, watching my movements, got on an ant-heap, and dis- covered the game I wished to approach. With a bound she rushed down the face of the slope, and both spring- buck and hound disappeared over the neighbouring rise. K 146 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. In a few minutes the abominable dog came back. She would neither allow herself to be caught nor driven home, so I took the smooth-bore from my Kaffir's hands — it was loaded with 'No. 5 shot — and as she skulked round at about eighty yards' distance, I deter- mined to give her a reminder that when her company was not required, she had better not tender it against my will. I certainly did not mean to kill her, but I wished to hurt her, so I fired ; she gave one bound in the air, a spasmodic struggle, and all was over. For what had happened I was sorry, but the brute brought it on herself. With Morris I discussed the matter afterwards, and the universal verdict was — served her right. How many buck were killed that morning I do not remember, but my friend had been most successful. However, it took our own Kaffirs, and many friends and relations picked up. by the roadside — for when there was meat forthcoming there were always relations to be found — two days to consume it. The skins of spring- buck are too delicate to be tanned, consequently are thrown away. Morris indisposed again, showing feverish symptoms, and a very rapid pulse. As there is game all round about the wagons he wanted to go after it. I persuaded him not to, but keep under the wagon-tent out of the sun. I fear all I can say is of no use, for he will not believe that he is half as bad as I represent. As soon as we outspanned I had the saddle put on the Basuto pony, and, taking Bonte and Bob with me, rode round a neighbouring hill to see what quantity of game there was at the back of it. Being attracted by the beauty of a new orchid, I dismounted to examine it, A SNAKE ADVENTURE. 147 and having done so, not being in a hurry, I slipped my arm through the hridle and walked leisurely forward. Bob was about ten yards in front of me, pursuing the same course, when suddenly he jumped on one side. I knew it was a snake that had alarmed him, so, dropping my reins, I proceeded to discover of what breed it was, and if possible destroy it. It was the small species of the puff-adder — the horned puff-adder — the cerastes, I believe, of the ancients, and which is represented to have been the reptile used by Cleopatra to compass her own destruction. It was lying on some bare sand, in the usual figure of 8 shape, a favourite attitude with all this family. I imagine their great thickness in proportion to their length is the reason they do not coil themselves up as other species do. The creature in question I soon dispatched with a stone, and examined the glands, which were surcharged with poison. The Boers and Kaffirs consider this one of the most poisonous of the numerous reptiles of this country. While speaking of snakes, another species, well known in the colony as the sheep- sticker, and pronounced to be very poisonous, from ex- amination of specimens that I have killed, I am inclined to believe innocuous. On one occasion I saw a cat catch one in a lady's drawing-room, and so far did puss seize it from the head, that if the creature had been venomous its destroyer's life would have been sacrificed. On returning to the pony, and taking hold of the reins, as soon as I advanced my hand to his head-stall to reverse them over his neck, he shied back as if in great alarm, and it required some minutes before he would permit me to closely approach. The reason of this conduct in so staid and proper-minded an animal K 2 148 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. is obvious ; in handling the adder, some of the smell attached to its body must have adhered to my hands. How great and wise are the provisions of nature ! Besides the virulence of the puff-adder, there is another reason why it is more to be dreaded than the majority of other snakes. It is almost exactly the colour of the dark-brown sand, and is invariably to be found on it, with the lower part of the body slightly submerged in it. Again nature's wondrous handiwork shows itself ; for if the colour of the ground and reptile did not closely approximate, how could so sluggish an animal obtain its prey ? True, it can make one short quick spring, but it cannot crawl over the ground with the swiftness of other species. Leaving the snakes alone (and a man who hunts in Africa will never be successful if he fears a snake in every bush or under every tuft of grass he passes, for his eyes must be elsewhere than watching his feet), I mounted the pony, and continued round the point of the hill. As I climbed one slope I saw several spring-buck and bless -buck go over the opposite ridge ; so, bearing off more to the right, so as to improve the wind, I cautiously advanced in the direction I thought they had taken. A large rock lay in my route, and under its shelter I left the pony, and keeping both dogs close to me, I carefully approached the crest with cocked rifle. A spring-buck, unconscious of my presence, stood three hundred yards off ; at least, I judged that to be about the distance. I took a cool collected aim, and pressed the trigger ; the ball passed over its back ; with the re- port a bless-buck, which must have been within fifty yards of me, jumped up ; the dogs saw it in an instant, and were in pursuit, while I greeted the quarry with A SPLENDID RUN. 149 a couple of old-country hunting cheers. At first the hounds gained rapidly on their game, and I expected every moment to see Bob pin it by the ear, when he put his foot in a meercat hole, and completed two or three somersaults before he could pick himself up. Poor fellow ! he had no heart or power to go farther ; for, on three legs, with a woeful countenance he came to my side. In the meantime Bonte was making a famous race of it — several times I expected to see him lay hold ; once he did spring at the quarry's ear, but it artfully avoided the attack. Twice more the buck was com- pelled to turn to avoid being pinned; but the pace commenced to tell ; the antelope was in condition and the dog was not ; so, willing in spirit but weak of body, he had to give up the chase ; and a splendid run it was, although there was no death at the finish. But now I have time to examine poor Bob, who has enjoyed looking at the run quite as much as myself. " Wo, old man, wo !" — for know, gentle reader, that he is a queer-tempered beast — " there, that will do ; your shoulder is not out of joint as I expected, but you are badly shaken; yes, old man" — why, surly Bob has actually licked my hand after putting him to so much pain. By the time I was mounted and ready to go on, Bonte came up, looking rather shame-facey, as the Chinamen say, still showing from his outstretched tongue and quivering limbs how hard he had tried to do his best. Why did I miss my shot ? I hear asked. I incor- rectly judged the distance, believing the spring-buck to be farther off than it was. In Africa it is cur- rently believed that you more frequently undershoot 150 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. on account of the rarefication of the atmosphere. This is quite a mistake in my experience, and Morris complained to me of making the same error. Hearing some shots off to the right, I rode half a mile in that direction, and witnessed a most de- structive, I should say murderous, way of shooting. On a spring-cart — a conveyance not unlike an ex- aggerated tax-cart — were four Boers, each armed with a rifle : between the horses' heads was a Kaffir, leading them when required, and halting as directed. In front of the butchers was a large drove of several hundred spring-buck densely packed together, their distance from the shooters being about four hundred yards. Into this living phalanx these unfeeling monsters were keep- ing up a steady fusilade. Their success was all that such characters could desire, I regret to say. After leaving the Boers I found the game so wild that I shot no more, although I must have seen many thousand head of buck in the three hours that I was absent from the wagons. Just after we commenced to treck, Morris took the old pointer and one of the smooth-bore guns, and in a quarter of an hour shot six or seven coran. These are a splendid bird about the size of the hen caper- cailzie, and are excellent eating : they lay fairly to a dog, and require a lot of hitting. At night and morning they call incessantly, invariably when doing so being perched on the top of an ant-hill. At that time they are difficult to approach nearer than within eighty or ninety yards. Of this genus I have found four distinct species, the largest and best being possessed of a beautiful chestnut- brown plumage, but without bars on its wings : weight SUGGESTED ORIGIN OF THE SEWING-MACHINE. 151 about 7 Ibs. The next in size is black ; very much like our black game, with the exception of the tail : weight about 5^ Ibs. The third is brown; only about one pound lighter in weight than the black. The fourth is about the size of a cock red grouse ; more thickly built, and disposed to sit much more closely than the others. The first and last frequent bushes and corn-fields ; the other two, the open velt. Their call is exactly like their name, co-ran. They belong to the bustard family. Although plenty of game was in sight the following day, and several spring-buck were shot by the drivers, I did not leave the wagons, work being cut out for me in the shape of clothes-washing, mending, &c. &c. ; and it is perfectly surprising, if you neglect to attend to it, how the labour accumulates. "A stitch in time saves nine" is as true an adage as ever was spoken. The seam of one of the legs of my trousers had a rip an inch long. I postponed attending to it for a couple of days ; and when I did, it required quite a foot of sewing. Sewing-machines are the invention of the evil one, I believe ; for if the end of a thread that has been stitched by them once gets loose, there is no knowing where it will stop. My African experience has taught me quite a wrinkle : after you wash your moleskin coat and trousers, rinse them out in a solu- tion of Condy's disinfecting powder and water. It has the effect of making them a grand stalking colour, and thoroughly cleanses them of all animal matter. We broke up camp early next morning, and in two trecks reached K-hinoster river. During the greater portion of the day we kept disturbing a pretty little 152 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. bird about the size of a starling. It possesses a dark back, with lighter colouring underneath, and is a true lark. When the leading oxen would approach where it rested, it would abruptly flush, fly about thirty yards, then rise perpendicularly ten or fifteen feet, soar for a few seconds, and drop suddenly with closed wings into the velt. It had no carol like our home musician, still uttered a pretty, musical, and lonely note, ptweet, ptweet, ptweet. It has been described by the ornithologist Smith, and is well known to the Boers. Some of the birds of South Africa certainly are most brilliant in plumage, particularly the bee-eater family, but, as a rule, they are less so than the birds of Mexico and South America. Another thing I would note, that although few of the birds in Southern America sing, many of those here do, and very sweetly ; but it takes some time before the ear gets tuned to their voice. Just before sunset we arrived at our halting-place : game seemed to be very abundant about it. In fact, some coran flew over the oxen while being unyoked, so Morris and I went after them. The hour was too late, and they were so wild we could not get within gun-shot. About a hundred and fifty yards from the wagons was a pond about an acre in extent ; a dozen ducks dropped into it, so I crawled behind some bushes, and caused William to go on the reverse side and flush them, thus driving them down on me. Into them I fired both barrels and knocked down five. Those that were shot dead soon drifted ashore ; but the wounded gave William a most amusing chase, for sometimes he was up to his MORRIS BECOMES WORSE. 153 waist in water. They were the Hottentot duck pre- viously described, and are an excellent addition to the larder. Morris, who will, in spite of remonstrance, keep moving about, is worse to-night. We cannot be more than seventy miles distant from Potschefstrom, where I am informed good medical advice can be obtained — news for which I am most thankful. CHAPTEE XY. PAT MOLLOY MORRIS BROKEN DOWN. Hendrick's Splendid Shot — An Amusing Chase — Unearthing a Ratel — Search for " Vater " — A Comical but Inhospitable Old Woman — " Is it Water ye mane ? " — A Drop of the Crathur—My Talk with Pat — " A Great Day for Ireland intirely " — Mrs. Molloy — Our Dissel-boom comes to Grief — Boers " Flitting " — The Head of the Procession — Ostriches not such Fools as they Look — Ostriches on the Offensive — How to Capture Them — The Vaal River — Making a Dissel-boom — In the Transvaal at Last — Charon — A Dear Bottle of Brandy — Getting the Cattle over the River — Poonah and his Little Tricks — Morris's Dislike to him — Potschefstrom — Imp absquatulates — A Queer Set of Physicians — Morris has to Return Home for his Health — Farewell — Alone. HENDRICK possesses a very old double rifle, about sixteen-bore, although it shows the ravages of time and neglect, yet any one experienced in firearms can see at a glance that it has been once a splendid weapon. It bears the name of Purdey — no bad guarantee for a gun forty years ago. With this antiquated specimen of firearms he made a splendid shot this morning. The road, which here is straight and running due north, has on the left three bluffs projecting into the velt at a distance of 500 yards from the track. There were some spring-buck feeding, not all together, but scat- tered ; he selected the nearest, and at a range of 400 yards bowled it over dead. Goran are here also very abundant, and with little trouble a heavy bag of them could be made. The monotony of our journey was broken by a most amusing chase. The old pointer, who had struck the UNEARTHING A RATEL. 155 trail of something, commenced to give tongue ; every dog in consequence rushed to her assistance, and com- menced beating the heavy grass with such care and assiduity, that it was perfectly certain to all that some wild animal was in the vicinity. In consequence the wagons were halted, and drivers and Kaffirs alike went to discover what could be the unknown beast. After a time a hole was found, larger than an ordinary badger- earth, and the zeal of the dogs over it, and their desire to get into it, were truly absurd. However, big brutes like Bonte and Bob had no chance, but the little pointer had, so she bit the earth, scraped with her feet, and snapped at every dog that came near enough to impede her movements. William went for the pick, and having discovered the direction in which the hole led, dug down upon it. He had excavated about two feet when out he jumped, the pointer took his place, scratched for a moment, then made a grab, and holding on like grim death, partially dragged from the shelter a large black body. Next Bonte and then Bob got a grip of the unknown beast, and between them all it was dragged up on the velt. It was a regular repetition of " pull devil, pull baker ; " the plucky little pointer if anything displaying the most venom. The smell that arose around the scene of combat was most fearful, almost as bad as an American skunk's. Between blows from the whip-handles, and worrying from the dogs, the unfortunate was ultimately killed. It turned out to be a very large ratel, certainly quite, if not over, the size of a full-grown otter. The dogs of course got saturated with this dreadful liquid used as a weapon of defence, and they smelt so abominably as for days to perfume the wagons. 156 THE GREAT THIRST LAND. After our midday meal, I started forward on horseback to find out whether the ford of the Vaal river was passable, or whether it would be necessary to go lower down the stream to where there was a punt. The nature of the country was much changed; instead of the flat velt covered with grass, the whole surface of the country is a succession of hills, clothed with dwarf timber. In consequence of this alteration in the landscape I lost my way, and wandered some time, yet hoping to find a track leading to the river, which I was aware must be due north. At length I struck the trail of a wagon, which following up brought me first to a cattle kraal, then through an orchard, and afterwards to two houses, one inhabited, the other going through the course of con- struction. I went to the door of the former, and there met an old man ; I asked for vater, and he shouted to some one within, " Faterf" with stentorian lungs. At length an aged woman came out, looked at me, gave a grunt, and turned on her heel. My appearance, it was quite certain, did not please her. Prom her expression I was satisfied that I should have to go without a drink. I was about to give up the task as hopeless, when she came again to the door, took a long stare and snorted, then retired into the interior of her dwelling. She was the most comical-looking old woman I had ever seen ; her height was equal to her breadth, and round her face hung a fringe of diminutive white curls. For a quarter of an hour I waited, still neither she nor the water came. In the adjoining tenement I heard hammering, and an occasional snatch of " The Wearing A FRIENDLY IRISHMAN. 157 of the Green," then a pause. Soon, in a deep sonorous voice, broke out — " And I met with -Napper Tandy, And he took me by the hand,"