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THE  SERVICE  EDITION 

OF 

THE  WORKS  OF 
RUDYARD  KIPLING 


ACTIONS  AND  REACTIONS 

VOL.  I 


ACTIONS 
AND  REACTIONS 

BY 

RUDYARD  KIPLING 


IN  TWO  VOLUMES 
VOL.  I 


MACMILLAN  AND  CO.,  LIMITED 

ST.  MARTIN'S  STREET,  LONDON 

1915 


COPYRIGHT 


CONTENTS 

Page 

An  Habitation  Enforced  3 

The  Recall   ..,.**«  59 

Garm — a  Hostage 63 

The  Power  of  the  Dos 91 

The  Mother  Hive 95 

The  Bees  and  the  Flies  .        .        .        *        .123 

With  the  Night  Mail 127 

The  Four  Angels  .       *       *       +        *        *  197 


VII 


AN  HABITATION  ENFORCED 


A.  R.      Vol.  I  fg 


AN  HABITATION  ENFORCED 

My  friend,  if  cause  doth  wrest  thee, 
Ere  folly  hath  much  oppressed  thee, 
Far  from  acquaintance  kest  thee 
Where  country  may  digest  thee  .  .  . 
Thank  God  that  so  hath  blessed  thee, 
And  sit  down,  Robin,  and  rest  thee. 

Thomas  Tusser. 

IT  came  without  warning,  at  the  very  hour  his 
hand  was  outstretched  to  crumple  the  Holz  and 
Gunsberg  Combine,  The  New  York  doctors 
called  it  overwork,  and  he  lay  in  a  darkened  room, 
one  ankle  crossed  above  the  other,  tongue  pressed 
into  palate,  wondering  whether  the  next  brain 
surge  of  prickly  fires  would  drive  his  soul  from  all 
anchorages.  At  last  they  gave  judgment.  With 
care  he  might  in  two  years  return  to  the  arena, 
but  for  the  present  he  must  go  across  the  water 
and  do  no  work  whatever.  He  accepted  the  terms. 
It  was  capitulation;  but  the  Combine  that  had 
shivered  beneath  his  knife  gave  him  all  the  honours 

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ACTIONS  AND  REACTIONS 

of  war.  Gunsberg  himself,  full  of  condolences, 
came  to  the  steamer  and  filled  the  Chapins'  suite 
of  cabins  with  overwhelming  flowerxworks. 

4  Smilax,'  said  George  Chapin  when  he  saw  them. 
'Fitz  is  right  I'm  dead;  only  I  don't  see  why 
he  left  out  the  44  In  Memoriam  "  on  the  ribbons ! ' 

4 Nonsense!'  his  wife  answered,  and  poured 
him  his  tincture.  4  You'll  be  back  before  you  can 
think.' 

He  looked  at  himself  in  the  mirror,  surprised 
that  his  face  had  not  been  branded  by  the  hells  of 
the  past  three  months.  The  noise  of  the  decks 
worried  him,  and  he  lay  down,  his  tongue  only  a 
little  pressed  against  his  palate. 

An  hour  later  he  said:  4 Sophie,  I  feel  sorry 
about  taking  you  away  from  everything  like  this. 
I — I  suppose  we're  the  two  loneliest  people  on 
God's  earth  to-night.' 

Said  Sophie  his  wife,  and  kissed  him:  *  Isn't 
it  something  to  you  that  we're  going  together  ? ' 

They  drifted  about  Europe  for  months — 
sometimes  alone,  sometimes  with  chance  *  met 
gipsies  of  their  own  land.  From  the  North  Cape 
to  the  Blue  Grotto  at  Capri  they  wandered,  be< 
cause  the  next  steamer  headed  that  way,  or  because 
some  one  had  set  them  on  the  road.  The  doctors 
had  warned  Sophie  that  Chapin  was  not  to  take 
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AN  HABITATION  ENFORCED 

interest  even  in  other  men's  interests;  but  a 
familiar  sensation  at  the  back  of  the  neck  after  one 
hour's  keen  talk  with  aNauheimed  railway  magnate 
saved  her  any  trouble.  He  nearly  wept. 

'And  I'm  over  thirty/  he  cried;  'with  all  I 
meant  to  do ! ' 

'  Let's  call  it  a  honeymoon/  said  Sophie.  '  D'you 
know,  in  all  the  six  years  we've  been  married,  you've 
never  told  me  what  you  meant  to  do  with  your  life  ? ' 

'  With  my  life  ?  What's  the  use  ?  It's  finished 
now.'  Sophie  looked  up  quickly  from  the  Bay 
of  Naples.  '  As  far  as  my  business  goes,  I  shall 
have  to  live  on  my  rents  like  that  architect  at  San 
Moritz/ 

'  You'll  get  better  if  you  don't  worry ;  and  even 

if  it  takes  time,  there  are  worse  things  than 

How  much  have  you  ? ' 

'Between  four  and  five  million.  But  it  isn't 
the  money.  You  know  it  isn't.  It's  the  principle. 
How  could  you  respect  me  ?  You  never  did,  the 
first  year  after  we  married,  till  I  went  to  work 
like  the  others.  Our  tradition  and  upbringing  are 
against  it.  We  can't  accept  those  ideals/ 

'Well,  I  suppose  I  married  you  for  some  sort 
of  ideal/  she  answered,  and  they  returned  to  their 
fortyxthird  hotel. 

In  England  they  missed  the  alien 
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Continental  streets  that  reminded  them  of  their 
own  polyglot  cities.  In  England  all  men  spoke 
one  tongue,  speciously  like  American  to  the  ear, 
but  on  cross-examination  unintelligible* 

'Ah,  but  you  have  not  seen  England/  said  a 
lady  with  iron-grey  hair.  They  had  met  her  in 
Vienna,  Bayreuth,  and  Florence,  and  were  grateful 
to  find  her  again  at  Claridge's,  for  she  commanded 
situations,  and  knew  where  prescriptions  are  most 
carefully  made  up.  4  You  ought  to  take  an  interest 
in  the  home  of  our  ancestors — as  I  do/ 

4  I've  tried  for  a  week,  Mrs.  Shonts/  said  Sophie, 
'  but  I  never  get  any  further  than  tipping  German 
waiters/ 

4  These  are  not  the  true  type/  Mrs.  Shonts  went 
on.  4 1  know  where  you  should  go/ 

Chapin  pricked  up  his  ears,  anxious  to  run  any* 
where  from  the  streets  on  which  quick  men  some* 
thing  of  his  kidney  did  the  business  denied  to  him, 

4  We  hear  and  we  obey,  Mrs.  Shonts/  said 
Sophie,  feeling  his  unrest  as  he  drank  the  loathed 
British  tea. 

Mrs.  Shonts  smiled,  and  took  them  in  hand. 
She  wrote  widely  and  telegraphed  far  on  their 
behalf,  till,  armed  with  her  letter  of  introduction, 
she  drove  them  into  that  wilderness  which  is 
reached  from  an  ash  -  barrel  of  a  station  called 
Charing  Cross*  They  were  to  go  to  Rocketts — 

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AN  HABITATION  ENFORCED 

the  farm  of  one  Cloke,  in  the  southern  counties  — 
where,  she  assured  them,  they  would  meet  the 
genuine  England  of  folklore  and  song, 

Rocketts  they  found  after  some  hours,  four 
miles  from  a  station,  and,  so  far  as  they  could 
judge  in  the  bumpy  darkness,  twice  as  many  from 
a  road.  Trees,  kine,  and  the  outlines  of  barns 
showed  shadowy  about  them  when  they  alighted, 
and  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Gloke,  at  the  open  door  of  a  deep 
stone'floored  kitchen,  made  them  slowly  welcome. 
They  lay  in  an  attic  beneath  a  wavy  whitewashed 
ceiling,  and  because  it  rained,  a  wood  fire  was 
made  in  an  iron  basket  on  a  brick  hearth,  and  they 
fell  asleep  to  the  chirping  of  mice  and  the  whimper 
of  flames. 

When  they  woke  it  was  a  fair  day,  full  of  the 
noises  of  birds,  the  smell  of  box,  lavender,  and 
fried  bacon,  mixed  with  an  elemental  smell  they 
had  never  met  before. 

'This/  said  Sophie,  nearly  pushing  out  the 
thin  casement  in  an  attempt  to  see  round  the 
corner,  'is — what  did  the  hack — cabman  say  to 
the  railway  porter  about  my  trunk — "  quite  on 
the  top"?' 

'No;  "a  little  bit  of  all  right/'  I  feel  farther 
away  from  anywhere  than  I've  ever  felt  in  my 
life.  We  must  find  out  where  the  telegraph 
office  is/ 


ACTIONS  AND  REACTIONS 

'Who  cares?'  said  Sophie,  wandering  about, 
hair-brush  in  hand,  to  admire  the  illustrated  weekly 
pictures  pasted  on  door  and  cupboard* 

But  there  was  no  rest  for  the  alien  soul  till 
he  had  made  sure  of  the  telegraph  office.  He 
asked  the  Clokes'  daughter,  laying  breakfast,  while 
Sophie  plunged  her  face  in  the  lavender  bush  out" 
side  the  low  window* 

4  Go  to  the  stile  a-top  o'  the  Barn  field/  said 
Mary,  'and  look  across  Pardons  to  the  next  spire. 
It's  directly  under.  You  can't  miss  it — not  if  you 
keep  to  the  footpath.  My  sister's  the  telegraphist 
there.  But  you're  in  the  three-mile  radius,  sir. 
The  boy  delivers  telegrams  directly  to  this  door 
from  Pardons  village.' 

4  One  has  to  take  a  good  deal  on  trust  in  this 
country,'  he  murmured. 

Sophie  looked  at  the  close  turf,  scarred  only 
with  last  night's  wheels,  at  two  ruts  which  wound 
round  a  rickyard,  and  at  the  circle  of  still  orchard 
about  the  half -timbered  house. 

*  What's  the  matter  with  it  ? '  she  said.  *  Tele- 
grams delivered  to  the  Vale  of  Avalon,  of  course,' 
and  she  beckoned  in  an  earnest-eyed  hound  of 
engaging  manners  and  no  engagements,  who 
answered,  at  times,  to  the  name  of  Rambler.  He 
led  them,  after  breakfast,  to  the  rise  behind  the 
house  where  the  stile  stood  against  the  skyline, 

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AN  HABITATION  ENFORCED 

and,  'I  wonder  what  we  shall  find  now/  said 
Sophie,  frankly  prancing  with  joy  on  the  grass. 

It  was  a  slope  of  gap-hedged  fields  possessed  to 
their  centres  by  clumps  of  brambles.  Gates  were 
not,  and  the  rabbit '  mined,  cattle  -  rubbed  posts 
leaned  out  and  in.  A  narrow  path  doubled  among 
the  bushes,  scores  of  white  tails  twinkled  before  the 
racing  hound,  and  a  hawk  rose,  whistling  shrilly. 

4  No  roads,  no  nothing ! '  said  Sophie,  her  short 
skirt  hooked  by  briers.  'I  thought  all  England 
was  a  garden.  There's  your  spire,  George,  across 
the  valley.  How  curious ! ' 

They  walked  toward  it  through  an  alLaban* 
doned  land.  Here  they  found  the  ghost  of  a  patch 
of  lucerne  that  had  refused  to  die ;  there  a  harsh 
fallow  surrendered  to  yard^high  thistles  j  and  here 
a  breadth  of  rampant  kelk  feigning  to  be  lawful 
crop.  In  the  ungrazed  pastures  swaths  of  dead 
stuff  caught  their  feet,  and  the  ground  beneath 
glistened  with  sweat.  At  the  bottom  of  the 
valley  a  little  brook  had  undermined  its  foot' 
bridge,  and  frothed  in  the  wreckage.  But  there 
stood  great  woods  on  the  slopes  beyond— old,  tall, 
and  brilliant,  like  unfaded  tapestries  against  the 
walls  of  a  ruined  house. 

'All  this  within  a  hundred  miles  of  London/ 
he  said.  *  'Looks  as  if  it  had  had  nervous  prostra- 
tion, too/  The  footpath  turned  the  shoulder  of  a 

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slope,  through  a  thicket  of  rank  rhododendrons, 
and  crossed  what  had  once  been  a  carriage  drive, 
which  ended  in  the  shadow  of  two  gigantic  holm* 
oaks* 

'A  house!'  said  Sophie,  in  a  whisper*  'A 
colonial  house ! ' 

Behind  the  blue-green  of  the  twin  trees  rose 
a  dark-bluish  brick  Georgian  pile,  with  a  shell* 
shaped  fan-light  over  its  pillared  door.  The 
hound  had  gone  off  on  his  own  foolish  quests* 
Except  for  some  stir  in  the  branches  and  the 
flight  of  four  startled  magpies,  there  was  neither 
life  nor  sound  about  the  square  house,  but  it 
looked  out  of  its  long  windows  most  friendlily. 

4  Cha-armed  to  meet  you,  I'm  sure/  said  Sophie, 
and  curtsied  to  the  ground*  4  George,  this  is 
history  I  can  understand*  We  began  here.'  She 
curtsied  again* 

The  June  sunshine  twinkled  on  all  the  lights* 
It  was  as  though  an  old  lady,  wise  in  three 
generations'  experience,  but  for  the  present  sitting 
out,  bent  to  listen  to  her  flushed  and  eager  grand* 
child* 

4 1  must  look!'  Sophie  tiptoed  to  a  window, 
and  shaded  her  eyes  with  her  hand.  'Oh,  this 
room's  half  A ull  of  cotton^bales — wool,  I  suppose ! 
But  I  can  see  a  bit  of  the  mantelpiece.  George, 
do  come  I  Isn't  that  some  one  ? ' 

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AN  HABITATION  ENFORCED 

She  fell  back  behind  her  husband.  The  front 
door  opened  slowly,  to  show  the  hound,  his  nose 
white  with  milk,  in  charge  of  an  ancient  of  days 
clad  in  a  blue  linen  ephod  curiously  gathered  on 
breast  and  shoulders. 

'Certainly/  said  George,  half  aloud.  *  Father 
Time  himself.  This  is  where  he  lives,  Sophie/ 

*  We  came/  said  Sophie  weakly.  4  Can  we  see 
the  house  ?  I'm  afraid  that's  our  dog/ 

'No,  'tis  Rambler/  said  the  old  man.  'He's 
been  at  my  swill-pail  again.  Staying  at  Rocketts, 
be  ye  ?  Come  in.  Ah  I  you  runagate  I ' 

The  hound  broke  from  him,  and  he  tottered 
after  him  down  the  drive.  They  entered  the  hall 
—just  such  a  high  light  hall  as  such  a  house  should 
own.  A  slim-balustered  staircase,  wide  and  shallow 
and  once  creamy -white,  climbed  out  of  it  under  a 
long  oval  window.  On  either  side  delicately* 
moulded  doors  gave  on  to  wool-lumbered  rooms, 
whose  sea-green  mantelpieces  were  adorned  with 
nymphs,  scrolls,  and  Cupids  in  low  relief. 

'What's  the  firm  that  makes  these  things?' 
cried  Sophie,  enraptured.  '  Oh,  I  forgot !  These 
must  be  the  originals.  Adams,  is  it?  I  never 
dreamed  of  anything  like  that  steel  -  cut  fender. 
Does  he  mean  us  to  go  everywhere  ? ' 

'He's  catching  the  dog/  said  George,  looking 
out.  '  We  don't  count/ 

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They  explored  the  first  or  ground  floor,  de* 
lighted  as  children  playing  burglars. 

'This  is  like  all  England/  she  said  at  last 
4  Wonderful,  but  no  explanation.  You're  expected 
to  know  it  beforehand.  Now,  let's  try  upstairs/ 

The  stairs  never  creaked  beneath  their  feet. 
From  the  broad  landing  they  entered  a  long, 
green  x  panelled  room  lighted  by  three  full  *  length 
windows,  which  overlooked  the  forlorn  wreck  of  a 
terraced  garden,  and  wooded  slopes  beyond. 

'  The  drawing-room,  of  course/  Sophie  swam 
up  and  down  it.  4  That  mantelpiece — Orpheus  and 
Eurydice— is  the  best  of  them  all.  Isn't  it  mar* 
vellous?  Why,  the  room  seems  furnished  with 
nothing  in  it !  How's  that,  George  ? ' 

4  It's  the  proportions.    I've  noticed  it/ 

4 1  saw  a  Heppelwhite  couch  once' — Sophie 
laid  her  finger  to  her  flushed  cheek  and  considered. 
'With  two  of  them — one  on  each  side — you 
wouldn't  need  anything  else.  Except — there  must 
be  one  perfect  mirror  over  that  mantelpiece/ 

'  Look  at  that  view.  It's  a  framed  Constable/ 
her  husband  cried. 

4  No ;  it's  a  Morland — a  parody  of  a  Morland. 
But  about  that  couch,  George.  Don't  you  think 
Empire  might  be  better  than  Heppelwhite  ?  Dull 
gold  against  that  pale  green?  It's  a  pity  they 
don't  make  spinets  nowadays/ 

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'I  believe  you  can  get  them.  Look  at  that 
oak  wood  behind  the  pines/ 

4 "While  you  sat  and  played  toccatas  stately 
at  the  clavichord/' '  Sophie  hummed,  and,  head 
on  one  side,  nodded  to  where  the  perfect  mirror 
should  hang. 

Then  they  found  bedrooms  with  dressing* 
rooms  and  powdering  <•  closets,  and  steps  leading 
up  and  down  —  boxes  of  rooms,  round,  square, 
and  octagonal,  with  enriched  ceilings  and  chased 
dooMocks* 

4  Now  about  servants.  Oh ! '  She  had  darted 
up  the  last  stairs  to  the  chequered  darkness  of  the 
top  floor,  where  loose  tiles  lay  among  broken 
laths,  and  the  walls  were  scrawled  with  names,, 
sentiments,  and  hop  records.  'They've  been 
keeping  pigeons  here/  she  cried. 

'And  you  could  drive  a  buggy  through  the 
roof  anywhere/  said  George. 

4  That's  what  /  say/  the  old  man  cried  below 
them  on  the  stairs.  'Not  a  dry  place  for  my 
pigeons  at  all/ 

4  But  why  was  it  allowed  to  get  like  this  ? '  said 
Sophie. 

"Tis  with  housen  as  teeth/  he  replied.  'Let 
'em  go  too  far,  and  there's  nothing  to  be  done. 
Time  was  they  was  minded  to  sell  her,  but  none 
would  buy.  She  was  too  far  away  along  from  any 

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place*  Time  was  they'd  ha'  lived  here  theyselves, 
but  they  took  and  died/ 

'  Here  ? '  Sophie  moved  beneath  the  light  of  a 
hole  in  the  roof* 

'Nah — none  dies  here  excep'  falling  off  ricks 
and  such.  In  London  they  died/  He  plucked  a 
lock  of  wool  from  his  blue  smock.  'They  was 
no  staple — neither  the  Elphicks  nor  the  Moones. 
Shart  and  brittle  all  of  'em.  Dead  they  be 
seventeen  year,  for  I've  been  here  caretakin' 
twentyxfive/ 

4  Who  does  all  the  wool  belong  to  downstairs  ? ' 
George  asked. 

'To  the  estate.  I'll  show  you  the  back  parts 
if  ye  like.  You're  from  America,  ain't  ye  ?  I've 
had  a  son  there  once  myself/  They  followed  him 
down  the  main  stairway.  He  paused  at  the  turn 
and  swept  one  hand  towards  the  wall.  'Plenty 
room  here  for  your  coffin  to  come  down.  Seven 
foot  and  three  men  at  each  end  wouldn't  brish  the 
paint.  If  I  die  in  my  bed  they'll  'ave  to  up-end 
me  like  a  milk-can.  'Tis  all  luck,  d'ye  see  ? ' 

He  led  them  on  and  on,  through  a  maze  of 
back'kitchens,  dairies,  larders,  and  sculleries,  that 
melted  along  covered  ways  into  a  farm-house, 
visibly  older  than  the  main  building,  which  again 
rambled  out  among  barns,  byres,  pig-pens,  stalls 
and  stables  to  the  dead  fields  behind. 

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4  Somehow/  said  Sophie,  sitting  exhausted  on 
an  ancient  well  *  curb — 4  somehow  one  wouldn't 
insult  these  lovely  old  things  by  filling  them  with 
hay/ 

George  looked  at  long  stone  walls  upholding 
reaches  of  silvery^oak  weather^boarding ;  buttresses 
of  mixed  flint  and  bricks;  outside  stairs,  stone 
upon  arched  stone ;  curves  of  thatch  where  grass 
sprouted;  roundels  of  house xleeked  tiles,  and  a 
huge  paved  yard  populated  by  two  cows  and 
the  repentant  Rambler.  He  had  not  thought  of 
himself  or  of  the  telegraph  office  for  two  and  a 
half  hours. 

'But  why/  said  Sophie,  as  they  went  back 
through  the  crater  of  stricken  fields, — 4  why  is  one 
expected  to  know  everything  in  England?  Why 
do  they  never  tell  ? ' 

'You  mean  about  the  Elphicks  and  the 
Moones  ? '  he  answered. 

4  Yes — and  the  lawyers  and  the  estate.  Who 
are  they  ?  I  wonder  whether  those  painted  floors 
in  the  green  room  were  real  oak.  Don't  you 
like  us  exploring  things  together — better  than 
Pompeii  ? ' 

George  turned  once  more  to  look  at  the  view. 
'Eight  hundred  acres  go  with  the  house — the  old 
man  told  me.  Five  farms  altogether.  Rocketts 
is  one  of  'cm/ 

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4 1  like  Mrs.  Cloke.  But  what  is  the  old  house 
called  ?' 

George  laughed  4  That's  one  of  the  things 
you're  expected  to  know.  He  never  told  me/ 

The  Clokes  were  more  communicative.  That 
evening  and  thereafter  for  a  week  they  gave  the 
Chapins  the  official  history,  as  one  gives  it  to 
lodgers,  of  Friars  Pardon  the  house  and  its  five 
farms.  But  Sophie  asked  so  many  questions,  and 
George  was  so  humanly  interested,  that,  as  con* 
fidence  in  the  strangers  grew,  they  launched,  with 
observed  and  acquired  detail,  into  the  lives  and 
deaths  and  doings  of  the  Elphicks  and  the  Moones 
and  their  collaterals,  the  Haylings  and  the  Torrells* 
It  was  a  tale  told  serially  by  Cloke  in  the  barn,  or 
his  wife  in  the  dairy,  the  last  chapters  reserved  for 
the  kitchen  o'  nights  by  the  big  fire,  when  the  two 
had  been  half  the  day  exploring  about  the  house, 
where  old  Iggulden,  of  the  blue  smock,  cackled 
and  chuckled  to  see  them.  The  motives  that 
swayed  the  characters  were  beyond  their  compre- 
hension; the  fates  that  shifted  them  were  gods 
they  had  never  met;  the  side-lights  Mrs.  Cloke 
threw  on  act  and  incident  were  more  amazing  than 
anything  in  the  record.  Therefore  the  Chapins 
listened  delightedly,  and  blessed  Mrs.  Shonts. 

'But  why — why — why — did  So-and-so  do  so- 
and-so  ? '  Sophie  would  demand  from  her  seat  by 

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the  pothook;  and  Mrs  Cloke  would  answer, 
smoothing  her  knees,  *  For  the  sake  of  the  place/ 

'I  give  it  up/  said  George  one  night  in  their 
own  room.  4  People  don't  seem  to  matter  in  this 
country  compared  to  the  places  they  live  in*  The 
way  she  tells  it,  Friars  Pardon  was  a  sort  of 
Moloch.' 

'Poor  old  thing!'  They  had  been  walking 
round  the  farms  as  usual  before  tea.  *  No  wonder 
they  loved  it.  Think  of  the  sacrifices  they  made 
for  it.  Jane  Elphick  married  the  younger  Torrell 
to  keep  it  in  the  family.  The  octagonal  room 
with  the  moulded  ceiling  next  to  the  big  bedroom 
was  hers.  Now  what  did  he  tell  you  while  he  was 
feeding  the  pigs  ? '  said  Sophie. 

'About  the  Torrell  cousins  and  the  uncle  who 
died  in  Java.  They  lived  at  Burnt  House  — 
behind  High  Pardons,  where  that  brook  is  all 
blocked  up/ 

'No;  Burnt  House  is  under  High  Pardons 
Wood,  before  you  come  to  Gale  Anstey/  Sophie 
corrected. 

'Well,  old  man  Cloke  said 

Sophie  threw  open  the  door  and  called  down 
into  the  kitchen,  where  the  Clokes  were  covering 
the  fire:  'Mrs.  Cloke,  isn't  Burnt  House  under 
High  Pardons?' 

'Yes,    my    dear,    of    course/    the    soft    voice 

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answered  absently.  A  cough.  'I  beg  your 
pardon,  Madam.  What  was  it  you  said  ? ' 

'Never  mind.  I  prefer  it  the  other  way/ 
Sophie  laughed,  and  George  refold  the  missing 
chapter  as  she  sat  on  the  bed. 

'Here  to-day  an'  gone  to-morrow/  said  Cloke 
warningly.  'They've  paid  their  first  month,  but 
we've  only  that  Mrs.  Shonts'  letter  for  guarantee.' 

'None  she  sent  never  cheated  us  yet.  It 
slipped  out  before  I  thought.  She's  a  most 
humane  young  lady.  They'll  be  going  away  in 
a  little.  Anf  you've  talked  a  lot  too,  Alfred.' 

'Yes,  but  the  Elphicks  are  all  dead.  No  one 
can  bring  my  loose  talking  home  to  me.  But  why 
do  they  stay  on  and  stay  on  so  ? ' 

In  due  time  George  and  Sophie  asked  each 
other  that  question,  and  put  it  aside.  They  argued 
that  the  climate — a  pearly  blend,  unlike  the  hot 
and  cold  ferocities  of  their  native  land — suited 
them,  as  the  thick  stillness  of  the  nights  certainly 
suited  George.  He  was  saved  even  the  sight  of 
a  metalled  road,  which,  as  presumably  leading  to 
business,  wakes  desire  in  a  man ;  and  the  telegraph 
office  at  the  village  of  Friars  Pardon,  where  they 
sold  picture  post* cards  and  peg-tops,  was  two 
walking  miles  across  the  fields  and  woods.  For 
all  that  touched  his  past  among  his  fellows,  or 
their  remembrance  of  him,  he  might  have  been  in 
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another  planet  j  and  Sophie,  whose  life  had  been 
very  largely  spent  among  husbandless  wives  of 
lofty  ideals,  had  no  wish  to  leave  this  present  of 
God*  The  unhurried  meals,  the  foreknowledge 
of  deliciously  empty  hours  to  follow,  the  breadths 
of  soft  sky  under  which  they  walked  together  and 
reckoned  time  only  by  their  hunger  or  thirst ;  the 
good  grass  beneath  their  feet  that  cheated  the 
miles ;  their  discoveries,  always  together,  amid  the 
farms — Griffons,  Rocketts,  Burnt  House,  Gale 
Anstey,  and  the  Home  Farm,  where  Iggulden  of 
the  blue  smock  x  frock  would  waylay  them,  and 
they  would  ransack  the  old  house  once  more ;  the 
long  wet  afternoons  when  they  tucked  up  their 
feet  on  the  bedroom's  deep  window-sill  over  against 
the  apple-trees,  and  talked  together  as  never  till 
then  had  they  found  time  to  talk  —  these  things 
contented  her  soul,  and  her  body  throve* 

'Have  you  realised/  she  asked  one  morning, 
4  that  we've  been  here  absolutely  alone  for  the  last 
thirty  -four  days  ? ' 

4  Have  you  counted  them  ? '  he  asked* 

4  Did  you  like  them  ? '  she  replied, 

4 1  must  have.  I  didn't  think  about  them* 
Yes,  I  have.  Six  months  ago  I  should  have  fretted 
myself  sick*  Remember  at  Cairo  ?  I've  only  had 
two  or  three  bad  times.  Am  I  getting  better,  or 
is  it  senile  decay  ? ' 

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4  Climate,  all  climate/  Sophie  swung  her  new* 
bought  English  boots,  as  she  sat  on  the  stile  over* 
looking  Friars  Pardon,  behind  the  Clokes'  barn. 

'One  must  take  hold  of  things  though/  he 
said,  'if  it's  only  to  keep  one's  hand  in/  His 
eyes  did  not  flicker  now  as  they  swept  the  empty 
fields.  'Mustn't  one?' 

'  Lay  out  a  Morristown  links  over  Gale  Anstey. 
I  dare  say  you  could  hire  it/ 

'  No,  I'm  not  as  English  as  that — nor  as  Morris* 
town.  Cloke  says  all  the  farms  here  could  be 
made  to  pay/ 

4  Well,  I'm  Anastasia  in  the  Treasure  of  Fran* 
chard.  I'm  content  to  be  alive  and  purr.  There's 
no  hurry/ 

'No/  He  smiled.  'All  the  same,  I'm  going 
to  see  after  my  mail/ 

'  You  promised  you  wouldn't  have  any/ 

'There's  some  business  coming  through  that's 
amusing  me.  Honest.  It  doesn't  get  on  my 
nerves  at  all/ 

"Want  a  secretary?' 

'No,  thanks,  old  thing!  Isn't  that  quite 
English?' 

'  Too  English !  Go  away/  But  none  the  less 
in  broad  daylight  she  returned  the  kiss.  '  I'm  off 
to  Pardons.  I  haven't  been  to  the  house  for  nearly 
a  week/ 

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AN  HABITATION  ENFORCED 

4  How've  you  decided  to  furnish  Jane  Elphick's 
bedroom?'  he  laughed,  for  it  had  come  to  be  a 
permanent  Castle  in  Spain  between  them* 

'  Black  Chinese  furniture  and  yellow  silk 
brocade/  she  answered,  and  ran  downhill.  She 
scattered  a  few  cows  at  a  gap  with  a  flourish  of 
a  ground-ash  that  Iggulden  had  cut  for  her  a  week 
ago,  and  singing  as  she  passed  under  the  holm- 
oaks,  sought  the  farm-house  at  the  back  of  Friars 
Pardon,  The  old  man  was  not  to  be  found,  and 
she  knocked  at  his  half -opened  door,  for  she 
needed  him  to  fill  her  idle  forenoon.  A  blue-eyed 
sheep-dog,  a  new  friend,  and  Rambler's  old  enemy, 
crawled  out  and  besought  her  to  enter, 

Iggulden  sat  in  his  chair  by  the  fire,  a  thistle' 
spud  between  his  knees,  his  head  drooped. 
Though  she  had  never  seen  death  before,  her 
heart,  that  missed  a  beat,  told  her  that  he  was 
dead.  She  did  not  speak  or  cry,  but  stood  outside 
the  door,  and  the  dog  licked  her  hand.  When  he 
threw  up  his  nose,  she  heard  herself  saying:  4 Don't 
howl!  Please  don't  begin  to  howl,  Scottie,  or  I 
shall  run  away ! ' 

She  held  her  ground  while  the  shadows  in  the 
rickyard  moved  toward  noon ;  sat  after  a  while 
on  the  steps  by  the  door,  her  arms  round  the 
dog's  neck,  waiting  till  some  one  should  come. 
She  watched  the  smokeless  chimneys  of  Friars 

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Pardon  slash  its  roofs  with  shadow,  and  the  smoke 
of  Iggulden's  last  lighted  fire  gradually  thin  and 
cease.  Against  her  will  she  fell  to  wondering 
how  many  Moones,  Elphicks,  and  Torrells  had 
been  swung  round  the  turn  of  the  broad  hall 
stairs.  Then  she  remembered  the  old  man's  talk 
of  being  'up-ended  like  a  milk  *  can/  and  buried 
her  face  on  Scottie's  neck.  At  last  a  horse's  feet 
clinked  upon  flags,  rustled  in  the  old  grey  straw 
of  the  rickyard,  and  she  found  herself  facing  the 
vicar — a  figure  she  had  seen  at  church  declaim* 
ing  impossibilities  (Sophie  was  a  Unitarian),  in  an 
unnatural  voice, 

4  He's  dead/  she  said,  without  preface. 

4  Old  Iggulden  ?  I  was  coming  for  a  talk  with 
him/  The  vicar  passed  in  uncovered.  4  Ah ! ' 
she  heard  him  say.  4  Heart '  failure  I  How  long 
have  you  been  here  ? ' 

4  Since  a  quarter  to  eleven/  She  looked  at  her 
watch  earnestly  and  saw  that  her  hand  did  not  shake. 

Til  sit  with  him  now  till  the  doctor  comes, 
D'you  think  you  could  tell  him,  and — yes,  Mrs, 
Betts  in  the  cottage  with  the  wistaria  next  the 
blacksmith's?  I'm  afraid  this  has  been  rather  a 
shock  to  you/ 

Sophie  nodded,  and  fled  toward  the  village. 
Her  body  failed  her  for  a  moment ;  she  dropped 
beneath  a  hedge,  and  looked  back  at  the  great 
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AN  HABITATION  ENFORCED 

house.  In  some  fashion  its  silence  and  stolidity 
steadied  her  for  her  errand. 

Mrs.  Betts,  small,  black  *  eyed  and  dark,  was 
almost  as  unconcerned  as  Friars  Pardon. 

4  Yiss,  yiss,  of  course.  Dear  me !  Well, 
Iggulden  he  had  had  his  day  in  my  father's  time. 
Muriel,  get  me  my  little  blue  bag,  please.  Yiss, 
ma'am.  They  come  down  like  ellunvbranches  in  still 
weather.  No  warnin'  at  all.  Muriel,  my  bicycle's 
behind  the  fowLhouse.  I'll  tell  Dr.  Dallas,  ma'am/ 

She  trundled  off  on  her  wheel  like  a  brown 
bee,  while  Sophie — heaven  above  and  earth  be' 
neath  changed — walked  stiffly  home,  to  fall  over 
George  at  his  letters,  in  a  muddle  of  laughter  and 
tears. 

4 It's  all  quite  natural  for  them'  she  gasped. 
'"They  come  down  like  ellum  -  branches  in  still 
weather.  Yiss,  ma'am."  No,  there  wasn't  anything 
in  the  least  horrible,  only — only — Oh  George, 
that  poor  shiny  stick  of  his  between  his  poor, 
thin  knees!  I  couldn't  have  borne  it  if  Scottie 
had  howled.  I  didn't  know  the  vicar  was  so — so 
sensitive.  He  said  he  was  afraid  it  was  ra^rather 
a  shock.  Mrs.  Betts  told  me  to  go  home,  and  I 
wanted  to  collapse  on  her  floor.  But  I  didn't 
disgrace  myself.  I — I  couldn't  have  left  him — 
could  I?' 

4  You're  sure  you've  took  no  'arm  ? '  cried  Mrs. 

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Cloke,  who  had  heard  the  news  by  famvtele- 
graphy,  which  is  older  but  swifter  than  Marconi's. 

4  No*    I'm  perfectly  well/  Sophie  protested* 

'You  lay  down  till  tea-time/  Mrs.  Cloke 
patted  her  shoulder*  4  They'll  be  very  pleased, 
though  she  'as  'ad  no  proper  understandin'  for 
twenty  years/ 

'They'  came  before  twilight — a  black'bearded 
man  in  moleskins,  and  a  little  palsied  old  woman* 
who  chirruped  like  a  wren. 

*  I'm  his  son/  said  the  man  to  Sophie,  among 
the  lavender  bushes.  'We  'ad  a  difference- 
twenty  year  back,  and  didn't  speak  since.  But 
I'm  his  son  all  the  same,  and  we  thank  you  for 
the  watching/ 

'I'm  only  glad  I  happened  to  be  there/  she 
answered,  and  from  the  bottom  of  her  heart  she 
meant  it* 

'  We  heard  he  spoke  a  lot  o'  you — one  time  an' 
another  since  you  came.  We  thank  you  kindly/ 
the  man  added. 

4  Are  you  the  son  that  was  in  America  ? '  she 
asked. 

'Yes,  ma'am.  On  my  uncle's  farm,  in  Con* 
necticut.  He  was  what  they  call  road  x  master 
there/ 

'Whereabouts  in  Connecticut?'  asked  George 
over  her  shoulder. 

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AN  HABITATION  ENFORCED 

4  Veering  Holler  was  the  name*  I  was  there 
six  year  with  my  uncle/ 

'How  small  the  world  is!'  Sophie  cried 
4  Why,  all  my  mother's  people  came  from  Veering 
Hollow.  There  must  be  some  there  still  —  the 
Lashmars.  Did  you  ever  hear  of  them  ? ' 

4 1  remember  hearing  that  name,  seems  to  me/ 
he  answered,  but  his  face  was  blank  as  the  back  of 
a  spade* 

A  little  before  dusk  a  woman  in  grey,  striding 
like  a  foot^soldier,  and  bearing  on  her  arm  a  long 
pole,  crashed  through  the  orchard  calling  for  food. 
George,  upon  whom  the  unannounced  English 
worked  mysteriously,  fled  to  the  parlour;  but 
Mrs.  Cloke  came  forward  beaming.  Sophie 
could  not  escape. 

4  We've  only  just  heard  of  it/  said  the  stranger, 
turning  on  her.  4  I've  been  out  with  the  otter^ 
hounds  all  day.  It  was  a  splendidly  sportin' 
thing— 

'Did  you — er — kill?'  said  Sophie.  She  knew 
from  books  she  could  not  go  far  wrong  here. 

4  Yes,  a  dry  bitch — seventeen  pounds/  was  the 
answer.  'A  splendidly  sportin'  thing  of  you  to 
do.  Poor  old  Iggulden ' 

4  Oh — that ! '  said  Sophie,  enlightened. 

'If  there  had  been  any  people  at  Pardons  it 
would  never  have  happened.  He'd  have  been 

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looked  after*  But  what  can  you  expect  from  a 
parcel  of  London  solicitors  ? ' 

Mrs.  Cloke  murmured  something. 

4  No.  I'm  soaked  from  the  knees  down.  If  I 
hang  about  I  shall  get  chilled.  A  cup  of  tea,  Mrs. 
Cloke,  and  I  can  eat  one  of  your  sandwiches  as  I 
go/  She  wiped  her  weather-worn  face  with  a 
green  and  yellow  silk  handkerchief. 

4  Yes,  my  lady ! '  Mrs.  Cloke  ran  and  returned 
swiftly. 

4  Our  land  marches  with  Pardons  for  a  mile  on 
the  south/  she  explained,  waving  the  full  cup, 4  but 
one  has  quite  enough  to  do  with  one's  own  people 
without  poachin'.  Still,  if  I'd  known,  I'd  have 
sent  Dora,  of  course.  Have  you  seen  her  this 
afternoon,  Mrs.  Cloke  ?  No  ?  I  wonder  whether 
that  girl  did  sprain  her  ankle.  Thank  you/  It 
was  a  formidable  hunk  of  bread  and  bacon  that 
Mrs.  Cloke  presented.  'As  I  was  sayin',  Pardons 
is  a  scandal !  Lettin'  people  die  like  dogs.  There 
ought  to  be  people  there  who  do  their  duty. 
You've  done  yours,  though  there  wasn't  the 
faintest  call  upon  you.  Good  night.  Tell  Dora, 
if  she  comes,  I've  gone  on/ 

She  strode  away,  munching  her  crust,  and  Sophie 
reeled  breathless  into  the  parlour,  to  shake  the 
shaking  George. 

'Why  did  you  keep  catching  rny  eye  behind 
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AN  HABITATION  ENFORCED 

the  blind?  Why  didn't  you  come  out  and  do 
your  duty  ? ' 

4  Because  I  should  have  burst.  Did  you  see 
the  mud  on  its  cheek  ? '  he  said, 

4  Once.    I  daren't  look  again.    Who  is  she  ? ' 

4  God  —  a  local  deity  then.  Anyway,  she's 
another  of  the  things  you're  expected  to  know 
by  instinct.' 

Mrs.  Cloke,  shocked  at  their  levity,  told  them 
that  it  was  Lady  Conant,  wife  of  Sir  Walter 
Conant,  Baronet,  a  large  landholder  in  the  neiglv 
bourhood,  and  if  not  God,  at  least  His  visible 
Providence. 

George  made  her  talk  of  that  family  for  an 
hour. 

4  Laughter/  said  Sophie  afterward  in  their  own 
room, '  is  the  mark  of  the  savage.  Why  couldn't 
you  control  your  emotions  ?  It's  all  real  to  her? 

'It's  all  real  to  me.  That's  my  trouble,'  he 
answered  in  an  altered  tone.  *  Anyway,  it's  real 
enough  to  mark  time  with.  Don't  you  think  so  ? ' 

4  What  d'you  mean  ? '  she  asked  quickly,  though 
she  knew  his  voice. 

'That  I'm  better.    I'm  well  enough  to  kick/ 

4 What  at?' 

4  This  1'  He  waved  his  hand  round  the  one 
room.  *  I  must  have  something  to  play  with  till 
I'm  fit  for  work  again/ 

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4  Ah ! '  She  sat  on  the  bed  and  leaned  forward, 
her  hands  clasped*  'I  wonder  if  it's  good  for 
you/ 

'We've  been  better  here  than  anywhere/  he 
went  on  slowly*  '  One  could  always  sell  it  again/ 

She  nodded  gravely,  but  her  eyes  sparkled. 

'The  only  thing  that  worries  me  is  what 
happened  this  morning.  I  want  to  know  how  you 
feel  about  it.  If  it's  on  your  nerves  in  the  least 
we  can  have  the  old  farm  at  the  back  of  the  house 
pulled  down*  or  perhaps  it  has  spoiled  the  notion 
for  you  ? ' 

'Pull  it  down?'  she  cried.  'You've  no  busi* 
ness  faculty*  Why.  that's  where  we  could  live 
while  we're  putting  the  big  house  in  order.  It's 
almost  under  the  same  roof.  No!  What  hap' 
pened  this  morning  seemed  to  be  more  of  a — of 
a  leading  than  anything  else.  There  ought  to  be 
people  at  Pardons.  Lady  Conant's  quite  right/ 

'I  was  thinking  more  of  the  woods  and  the 
roads*  I  could  double  the  value  of  the  place  in 
six  months.' 

'  What  do  they  want  for  it  ? '  She  shook  her 
head,  and  her  loosened  hair  fell  glowingly  about 
her  cheeks. 

'Seventy. five  thousand  dollars.  They'll  take 
sixty*eight/ 

'  Less  than  half  what  we  paid  for  our  old  yacht 
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AN  HABITATION  ENFORCED 

when  we  married*  And  we  didn't  have  a  good 
time  in  her.  You  were ' 

'Well.  I  discovered  I  was  too  much  of  an 
American  to  be  content  to  be  a  rich  man's  son. 
You  aren't  blaming  me  for  that  ? ' 

'Oh  no.  Only  it  was  a  very  businesslike 
honeymoon.  How  far  are  you  along  with  the 
deal,  George  ? ' 

4 1  can  mail  the  deposit  on  the  purchase  money 
to-morrow  morning,  and  we  can  have  the  thing 
completed  in  a  fortnight  or  three  weeks — if  you 
say  so/ 

'  Friars  Pardon  —  Friars  Pardon ! f  Sophie 
chanted  rapturously,  her  dark  grey  eyes  big  with 
delight.  'All  the  farms?  Gale  Anstey,  Burnt 
House,  Rocketts,  the  Home  Farm,  the  Griffons  ? 
Sure  you've  got  'em  all  ? ' 

4  Sure/    He  smiled. 

'And  the  woods?  High  Pardons  Wood, 
Lower  Pardons,  Suttons,  Dutton's  Shaw,  Reuben's 
Ghyll,  Maxey's  Ghyll,  and  both  the  Oak  Hangers  ? 
Sure  you've  got  'em  all  ? ' 

'Every  last  stick.  Why,  you  know  them  as 
well  as  I  do/  He  laughed.  'They  say  there's 
five  thousand  —  a  thousand  pounds'  worth  of 
lumber  —  timber  they  call  it  —  in  the  Hangers 
alone/ 

'  Mrs.  Cloke's  oven  must  be  mended  first  thing, 

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and  the  kitchen  roof,  I  think  I'll  have  all  this 
whitewashed/  Sophie  broke  in,  pointing  to  the 
ceiling,  'The  whole  place  is  a  scandal  Lady 
Conant  is  quite  right.  George,  when  did  you 
begin  to  fall  in  love  with  the  house?  In  the 
green  room— that  first  day  ?  I  did/ 

4  I'm  not  in  love  with  it.  One  must  do  some* 
thing  to  mark  time  till  one's  fit  for  work/ 

'Or  when  we  stood  under  the  oaks,  and  the 
door  opened?  Oh!  Ought  I  to  go  to  poor 
Iggulden's  funeral?'  She  sighed  with  utter 
happiness. 

'Wouldn't  they  call  it  a  liberty  —  now ?'  said 
he. 

'But  I  liked  him/ 

'But  you  didn't  own  him  at  the  date  of  his 
death/ 

'  That  wouldn't  keep  me  away.  Only,  they  made 
such  a  fuss  about  the  watching ' — shz  caught  her 
breath—'  it  might  be  ostentatious  from  that  point 
of  view,  too.  Oh,  George/— she  reached  for  his 
hand — '  we're  two  little  orphans  moving  in  worlds 
not  realised,  and  we  shall  make  some  bad  breaks. 
But  we're  going  to  have  the  time  of  our  lives/ 

'We'll  run  up  to  London  to-morrow  and  see 
if  we  can  hurry  those  English  law — solicitors.  I 
want  to  get  to  work/ 

They  went.  They  suffered  many  things  ere 
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they  returned  across  the  fields  in  a  fly  one  Satur* 
day  night,  nursing  a  two  by  two^and^a^half  box  of 
deeds  and  maps — lawful  owners  of  Friars  Pardon 
and  the  five  decayed  farms  therewith. 

'I  do  most  sincerely  'ope  and  trust  you'll  be 
'appy,  Madam/  Mrs.  Cloke  gasped,  when  she  was 
told  the  news  by  the  kitchen  fire. 

4  Goodness !  It  isn't  a  marriage  I '  Sophie  ex* 
claimed,  a  little  awed;  for  to  them  the  joke, 
which  to  an  American  means  work,  was  only  just 
beginning. 

'If  it's  took  in  a  proper  spirit' — Mrs.  Cloke's 
eye  turned  toward  her  oven. 

'Send  and  have  that  mended  to* morrow,' 
Sophie  whispered. 

'  We  couldn't  'elp  noticing,'  said  Cloke  slowly, 
'from  the  times  you  walked  there,  that  you  an' 
your  lady  was  drawn  to  it,  but— but  I  don't  know 

as  we  ever  precisely  thought '  His  wife's 

glance  checked  him. 

'  That  we  were  that  sort  of  people,'  said  George. 
'  We  aren't  sure  of  it  ourselves  yet.' 

'  Perhaps,'  said  Cloke,  rubbing  his  knees, '  just 
for  the  sake  of  saying  something,  perhaps  you'll 
park  it  ? ' 

'What's  that?'  said  George. 

'Turn  it  all  into  a  fine  park  like  Violet  Hill'— 
he  jerked  a  thumb  to  westward — '  that  Mr.  Sangres 

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bought.  It  was  four  farms,  and  Mr.  Sangres 
made  a  fine  park  of  them,  with  a  herd  of  faller 
deer/ 

'Then  it  wouldn't  be  Friars  Pardon/  said 
Sophie.  ' Would  it?' 

4 1  don't  know  as  I've  ever  heard  Pardons  was 
ever  anything  but  wheat  an'  wool.  Only  some 
gentlemen  say  that  parks  are  less  trouble  than 
tenants.'  He  laughed  nervously.  'But  the 
gentry,  o'  course,  they  keep  on  pretty  much  as 
they  was  used  to.' 

'I  see,'  said  Sophie.  'How  did  Mr.  Sangres 
make  his  money  ? ' 

'I  never  rightly  heard.  'It  was  pepper  an' 
spices,  or  it  may  ha'  been  gloves.  No.  Gloves 
was  Sir  Reginald  Liss  at  Marley  End.  Spices  was 
Mr.  Sangres.  He's  a  Brazilian  gentleman — very 
sunburnt  like/ 

'Be  sure  o'  one  thing.  You  won't  'ave  any 
trouble,'  said  Mrs.  Cloke,  just  before  they  went  to 
bed. 

Now  the  news  of  the  purchase  was  told  to  Mr. 
and  Mrs.  Cloke  alone  at  8  p.m.  of  a  Saturday. 
None  left  the  farm  till  they  set  out  for  church  next 
morning.  Yet  when  they  reached  the  church  and 
were  about  to  slip  aside  into  their  usual  seats,  a 
little  beyond  the  font,  where  they  could  see  the 
red'furred  tails  of  the  belkropes  waggle  and  twist 
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at  ringing  time,  they  were  swept  forward  irre^ 
sistibly,  a  Cloke  on  either  flank  (and  yet  they  had 
not  walked  with  the  Clokes),  upon  the  ever^ 
retiring  bosom  of  a  black*gowned  verger,  who 
ushered  them  into  a  room  of  a  pew  at  the  head 
of  the  left  aisle,  under  the  pulpit. 

4  This/  he  sighed  reproachfully, 4  is  the  Pardons' 
Pew/  and  shut  them  in. 

They  could  see  little  more  than  the  choir  boys 
in  the  chancel,  but  to  the  roots  of  the  hair  of  their 
necks  they  felt  the  congregation  behind  mercilessly 
devouring  them  by  look. 

4  When  the  wicked  man  turneth  away.'  The 
strong  alien  voice  of  the  priest  vibrated  under  the 
hammer*beam  roof,  and  a  loneliness  unfelt  before 
swamped  their  hearts,  as  they  searched  for  places  in 
the  unfamiliar  Church  of  England  service*  The 
Lord's  Prayer — 'Our  Father,  which  art' — set  the 
seal  on  that  desolation.  Sophie  found  herself 
thinking  how  in  other  lands  their  purchase  would 
long  ere  this  have  been  discussed  from  every  point 
of  view  in  a  dozen  prints,  forgetting  that  George 
for  months  had  not  been  allowed  to  glance  at 
those  black  and  bellowing  headlines.  Here  was 
nothing  but  silence  —  not  even  hostility!  The 
game  was  up  to  them ;  the  other  players  hid  their 
cards  and  waited.  Suspense,  she  felt,  was  in  the 
air,  and  when  her  sight  cleared,  saw  indeed,  a 

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mural  tablet  of  a  footless  bird  brooding  upon  the 
carven  motto, '  Wayte  awhyle — wayte  awhyle/ 

At  the  Litany  George  had  trouble  with  an 
unstable  hassock,  and  drew  the  slip  of  carpet  under 
the  pew'Seat.  Sophie  pushed  her  end  back  also, 
and  shut  her  eyes  against  a  burning  that  felt  like 
tears.  When  she  opened  them  she  was  looking  at 
her  mother's  maiden  name,  fairly  carved  on  a  blue 
flagstone  on  the  pew  floor : 

Ellen  Lashmar  .  ob.  1796  .  aetat.  27. 

She  nudged  George  and  pointed.  Sheltered,  as 
they  kneeled,  they  looked  for  more  knowledge, 
but  the  rest  of  the  slab  was  blank* 

4  Ever  hear  of  her  ? '  he  whispered. 

4  Never  knew  any  of  us  came  from  here/ 

4  Coincidence  ? ' 

4  Perhaps.  But  it  makes  me  feel  better/  and 
she  smiled  and  winked  away  a  tear  on  her  lashes, 
and  took  his  hand  while  they  prayed  for  'all 
women  labouring  of  child ' — not '  in  the  perils  of 
childbirth';  and  the  sparrows  who  had  found 
their  way  through  the  guards  behind  the  glass 
windows  chirped  above  the  faded  gilt  and  alabaster 
family  tree  of  the  Conants. 

The  baronet's  pew  was  on  the  right  of  the 
aisle.  'After  service  its  inhabitants  moved  forth 
without  haste,  but  so  as  to  effectively  block  a 

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dusky  person  with  a  large  family  who  champed  in 
their  rear, 

'Spices,  I  think/  said  Sophie,  deeply  delighted 
as  the  Sangres  closed  up  after  the  Conants.  4  Let 
'em  get  away,  George/ 

But  when  they  came  out  many  folk  whose  eyes 
were  one  still  lingered  by  the  lych-gate, 

4 1  want  to  see  if  any  more  Lashmars  are  buried 
here/  said  Sophie, 

'Not  now.  This  seems  to  be  show  day. 
Come  home  quickly/  he  replied, 

A  group  of  families,  the  Clokes  a  little  apart, 
opened  to  let  them  through.  The  men  saluted 
with  jerky  nods,  the  women  with  remnants  of  a 
curtsey.  Only  Iggulden's  son,  his  mother  on  his 
arm,  lifted  his  hat  as  Sophie  passed. 

'Your  people/  said  the  clear  voice  of  Lady 
Conant  in  her  ear. 

4 1  suppose  so/  said  Sophie,  blushing,  for  they 
were  within  two  yards  of  her ;  but  it  was  not  a 
question, 

'Then  that  child  looks  as  if  it  were  coming 
down  with  mumps.  You  ought  to  tell  the  mother 
she  shouldn't  have  brought  it  to  church/ 

4 1  can't  leave  'er  be'ind,  my  lady/  the  woman 
said.  'She'd  set  the  'ouse  afire  in  a  minute, 
she's  that  forward  with  the  matches.  Ain't  you, 
Maudie  dear  ? ' 

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4  Has  Dr.  Dallas  seen  her  * ' 

*  Not  yet,  my  lady/ 

4  He  must  You  can't  get  away,  of  course. 
M — m!  My  idiotic  maid  is  coming  in  for  her 
teeth  to'morrow  at  twelve.  She  shall  pick  her  up 
— at  Gale  Anstey,  isn't  it  ? — at  eleven/ 

*  Yes.    Thank  you  very  much,  my  lady/ 

4 1  oughtn't  to  have  done  it/  said  Lady  Conant 
apologetically,  'but  there  has  been  no  one  at 
Pardons  for  so  long  that  you'll  forgive  my 
poaching.  Now,  can't  you  lunch  with  us  ?  The 
vicar  usually  comes  too.  I  don't  use  the  horses  on 
a  Sunday,' — she  glanced  at  the  Brazilian's  silver* 
plated  chariot.  4  It's  only  a  mile  across  the  fields/ 

'You — you're  very  kind/  said  Sophie,  hating 
herself  because  her  lip  trembled. 

'My  dear/  the  compelling  tone  dropped  to  a 
soothing  gurgle,  'd'you  suppose  I  don't  know 
how  it  feels  to  come  to  a  strange  county — country 
I  should  say — away  from  one's  own  people? 
When  I  first  left  the  Shires — I'm  Shropshire,  you 
know — I  cried  for  a  day  and  a  night.  But  fretting 
doesn't  make  loneliness  any  better.  Oh,  here's 
Dora.  She  did  sprain  her  leg  that  day/ 

4  I'm  as  lame  as  a  tree  still,'  said  the  tall  maiden 
frankly.  'You  ought  to  go  out  with  the  otter- 
hounds, Mrs.  Chapin ;  I  believe  they're  drawing 
your  water  next  week/ 

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Sir  Walter  had  already  led  off  George,  and 
the  vicar  came  up  on  the  other  side  of  Sophie, 
There  was  no  escaping  the  swift  procession  or  the 
leisurely  lunch,  where  talk  came  and  went  in  low* 
voiced  eddies  that  had  the  village  for  their  centre* 
Sophie  heard  the  vicar  and  Sir  Walter  address  her 
husband  lightly  as  Chapin !  (She  also  remembered 
many  women  known  in  a  previous  life  who 
habitually  addressed  their  husbands  as  Mr.  Such* 
anyone.)  After  lunch  Lady  Conant  talked  to  her 
explicitly  of  maternity  as  that  is  achieved  in 
cottages  and  farm-houses  remote  from  aid,  and  of 
the  duty  thereto  of  the  mistress  of  Pardons. 

A  gate  in  a  beech  hedge,  reached  across  triple 
lawns,  let  them  out  before  tea-time  into  the  un* 
kempt  south  side  of  their  land, 

4 1  want  your  hand,  please/  said  Sophie  as  soon 
as  they  were  safe  among  the  beech  boles  and  the 
lawless  hollies.  'D'you  remember  the  old  maid 
in  Providence  and  the  Guitar  who  heard  the 
Commissary  swear,  and  hardly  reckoned  herself  a 
maiden  lady  afterward?  Because  Ym  a  relative 
of  hers.  Lady  Conant  is 

4  Did  you  find  out  anything  about  the  Lash* 
mars  ? '  he  interrupted. 

'I  didn't  ask.  I'm  going  to  write  to  Aunt 
Sydney  about  it  first.  Oh,  Lady  Conant  said 
something  at  lunch  about  their  having  bought  some 

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land  from  some  Lashmars  a  few  years  ago.  I 
found  it  was  at  the  beginning  of  last  century/ 

4 What  did  you  say?' 

'I  said,  "Really,  how  interesting!"  Like  that. 
I'm  not  going  to  push  myself  forward.  I've  been 
hearing  about  Mr.  Sangres'  efforts  in  that  direo 
tion.  And  you?  I  couldn't  see  you  behind  the 
flowers.  Was  it  very  deep  water,  dear  ? ' 

George  mopped  a  brow  already  browned  by 
outdoor  exposure. 

'Oh  no — dead  easy/  he  answered.  'I've 
bought  Friars  Pardon  to  prevent  Sir  Walter's 
birds  straying/ 

A  cock  pheasant  scuttered  through  the  dry 
leaves  and  exploded  almost  under  their  feet. 
Sophie  jumped. 

4  That's  one  of  'em/  said  George  calmly. 

*  Well,  your  nerves  are  better,  at  any  rate/  said 
she.  'Did  you  tell  'em  you'd  bought  the  thing 
to  play  with  ? ' 

4  No.  That  was  where  my  nerve  broke  down. 
I  only  made  one  bad  break — I  think.  I  said  I 
couldn't  see  why  hiring  land  to  men  to  farm  wasn't 
as  much  a  business  proposition  as  anything  else/ 

4  And  what  did  they  say  ? ' 

'They  smiled.  I  shall  know  what  that  smile 
means  some  day.  They  don't  waste  their  smiles. 
D'you  see  that  track  by  Gale  Anstey  ? ' 

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They  looked  down  from  the  edge  of  the 
hanger  over  a  cup'like  hollow.  People  by  twos 
and  threes  in  their  Sunday  best  filed  slowly  along 
the  paths  that  connected  farm  to  farm. 

'I've  seen  ever  so  many  on  our  land  before/ 
said  Sophie.  4  Why  is  it  ? ' 

'To  show  us  we  mustn't  shut  up  their  rights 
of  way/ 

4  Those  cow<tracks  we've  been  using  cross  lots  ? ' 
said  Sophie  forcibly. 

'Yes.  Any  one  of  'em  would  cost  us  two 
thousand  pounds  each  in  legal  expenses  to  close/ 

*  But  we  don't  want  to/  she  said. 

4  The  whole  community  would  fight  if  we  did/ 

'  But  it's  our  land.    We  can  do  what  we  like/ 

4  It's  not  our  land.  We've  only  paid  for  it.  We 
belong  to  it,  and  it  belongs  to  the  people— our 
people  they  call  'em.  I've  been  to  lunch  with  the 
English  too.' 

They  passed  slowly  from  one  bracken*dotted 
field  to  the  next — flushed  with  pride  of  ownership, 
plotting  alterations  and  restorations  at  each  turn ; 
halting  in  their  tracks  to  argue,  spreading  apart 
to  embrace  two  views  at  once,  or  closing  in  to 
consider  one.  Couples  moved  out  of  their  way, 
but  smiling  covertly. 

'We  shall  make  some  bad  breaks/  he  said  at 
last. 

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4  Together,  though*  You  won't  let  any  one 
else  in,  will  you  ? ' 

4  Except  the  contractors.  This  syndicate  handles 
this  proposition  by  its  little  lone/ 

'But  you  might  feel  the  want  of  some  one/ 
she  insisted. 

'I  shall — but  it  will  be  you.  It's  business, 
Sophie,  but  it's  going  to  be  good  fun/ 

'  Please  God/  she  answered  flushing,  and  cried 
to  herself  as  they  went  back  to  tea.  'It's  worth 
it.  Oh,  it's  worth  it/ 

The  repairing  and  moving  into  Friars  Pardon 
was  business  of  the  most  varied  and  searching,  but 
all  done  English  fashion,  without  friction.  Time 
and  money  alone  were  asked.  The  rest  lay  in  the 
hands  of  beneficent  advisers  from  London,  or 
spirits,  male  and  female,  called  up  by  Mr.  and 
Mrs.  Cloke  from  the  wastes  of  the  farms.  In  the 
centre  stood  George  and  Sophie,  a  little  aghast, 
their  interests  reaching  out  on  every  side. 

'I  ain't  sayin'  anything  against  Londoners/ 
said  Cloke,  self-appointed  Clerk  of  the  outer 
works,  consulting  engineer,  head  of  the  immigra- 
tion bureau,  and  superintendent  of  woods  and 
forests ;  *  but  your  own  people  won't  go  about 
to  make  more  than  a  fair  profit  out  of  you/ 
How  is  one  to  know  ? '  said  George. 

4  Five  years  from  now,  or  so  on,  maybe,  you'll 

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AN  HABITATION  ENFORCED 

be  lookin'  over  your  first  year's  accounts,  and, 
knowin'  what  you'll  know  then,  you'll  say :  "  Well, 
Billy  Beartup" — or  Old  Cloke  as  it  might  be — 
"  did  me  proper  when  I  was  new/*  No  man  likes 
to  have  that  sort  of  thing  laid  up  against  him/ 

4 1  think  I  see/  said  George,  'But  five  years 
is  a  long  time  to  look  ahead/ 

4 1  doubt  if  that  oak  Billy  Beartup  throwed  in 
Reuben's  Ghyll  will  be  fit  for  her  drawin'^room 
floor  in  less  than  seven/  Cloke  drawled* 

'Yes,  that's  my  work/  said  Sophie,  (Billy 
Beartup  of  Griffons,  a  woodman  by  training  and 
birth,  a  tenant  farmer  by  misfortune  of  marriage, 
had  laid  his  broad  axe  at  her  feet  a  month  before.) 
4  Sorry  if  I've  committed  you  to  another  eternity/ 

4  And  we  shan't  even  know  where  we've  gone 
wrong  with  your  new  carriage  *  drive  before  that 
time  either/  said  Cloke,  ever  anxious  to  keep  the 
balance  true — with  an  ounce  or  two  in  Sophie's 
favour.  The  past  four  months  had  taught  George 
better  than  to  reply.  The  carriage  road  winding 
up  the  hill  was  his  present  keen  interest.  They 
set  off  to  look  at  it,  and  the  imported  American 
scraper  which  had  blighted  the  none  too  sunny 
soul  of  4  Skim '  Winsh,  the  carter.  But  young 
Iggulden  was  in  charge  now,  and  under  his  guid* 
ance,  Buller  and  Roberts,  the  great  horses,  moved 
mountains. 

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'  You  lif '  her  like  that,  an'  you  tip  her  like  that/ 
he  explained  to  the  gang,  'My  uncle  he  was 
road<master  in  Connecticut/ 

'Are  they  roads  yonder ?'  said  Skim,  sitting 
under  the  laurels, 

'No  better  than  accommodation  Broads.  Dirt, 
they  call  'em.  They'd  suit  you,  Skim/ 

4  Why  ? '  said  the  incautious  Skim. 

4  'Cause  you'd  take  no  hurt  when  you  fall  out 
of  your  cart  drunk  on  a  Saturday/  was  the  answer, 

4 1  didn't  last  time  neither/  Skim  roared. 

After  the  loud  laugh  old  Whybarne  of  Gale 
Anstey  piped  feebly, 4  Well,  dirt  or  no  dirt,  there's 
no  denyin'  Chapin  knows  a  good  job  when  he  sees 
it.  'E  don't  build  one  day  and  dee^stroy  the  next, 
like  that  nigger  Sangres/ 

4  Shis  the  one  that  knows  her  own  mind/  said 
Pinky,  brother  to  Skim  Winsh,  and  a  Napoleon 
among  carters  who  had  helped  to  bring  the  grand 
piano  across  the  fields  in  the  autumn  rains. 

'She  had  ought  to/  said  Iggulden.  'Whoa, 
Duller!  She's  a  Lashmar.  They  never  was 
double*thinking/ 

'Oh,  you  found  that?  Has  the  answer  come 
from  your  uncle  ? '  said  Skim,  doubtful  whether  so 
remote  a  land  as  America  had  posts. 

The  others  looked  at  him  scornfully.  Skim 
was  always  a  day  behind  the  fair. 

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Iggulden  rested  from  his  labours*  4  She's  a 
Lashmar  right  enough*  I  started  up  to  write  to 
my  uncle  at  once — the  month  after  she  said  her 
folks  came  from  Veering  Holler/ 

*  Where  there  ain't  any  roads?'  Skim  interrupted, 
but  none  laughed. 

'  My  uncle  he  married  an  American  woman  for 
his  second,  and  she  took  it  up  like  a — like  the 
coroner.  She's  a  Lashmar  out  of  the  old  Lashmar 
place,  'fore  they  sold  to  Conants.  She  ain't  no  Toot 
Hill  Lashmar,  nor  any  o'  the  Crayford  lot.  Her 
folk  come  out  of  the  ground  here,  neither  chalk 
nor  forest,  but  wildishers.  They  sailed  over  to 
America — I've  got  it  all  writ  down  by  my  uncle's 
woman — in  eighteen  hundred  an'  nothing.  My 
uncle  says  they're  all  slow  begetters  like/ 

4 Would  they  be  gentry  yonder  now?'  Skim 
asked. 

*  Nah — there's  no  gentry  in  America,  no  matter 
how  long  you're  there.     It's   against   their  law* 
There's   only  rich   and  poor  allowed.     They've 
been   lawyers  and  such  like   over  yonder  for  a 
hundred  years — but  she's  a  Lashmar  for  all  that/ 

4 Lord  I  What's  a  hundred  years?'  said  Why* 
barne,  who  had  seen  seventy^eight  of  them. 

'  An'  they  write  too,  from  yonder — my  uncle's 
woman  writes  —  that  you  can  still  tell  'em  by 
headmark.  Their  hair's  foxy  -  red  still  —  an'  they 

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throw  out  when  they  walk.  He's  in-toed — treads 
like  a  gipsy;  but  you  watch,  an'  you'll  see  'er 
throw  out — like  a  colt/ 

'Your  trace  wants  taking  up/  Pinky's  large 
ears  had  caught  the  sound  of  voices,  and  as  the 
two  broke  through  the  laurels  the  men  were  hard 
at  work,  their  eyes  on  Sophie's  feet. 

She  had  been  less  fortunate  in  her  inquiries 
than  Iggulden,  for  her  Aunt  Sydney  of  Meriden 
(a  badged  and  certificated  Daughter  of  the  Revoke 
tion  to  boot)  answered  her  inquiries  with  a  two* 
paged  discourse  on  patriotism,  the  leaflets  of  a 
Village  Improvement  Society,  of  which  she  was 
president,  and  a  demand  for  an  overdue  subscript 
tion  to  a  Factory  Girls'  Reading  Circle.  Sophie 
burned  it  all  in  the  Orpheus  and  Eurydice  grate, 
and  kept  her  own  counsel. 

'What  I  want  to  know,'  said  George,  when 
Spring  was  coming,  and  the  gardens  needed 
thought,  'is  who  will  ever  pay  me  for  my  labour? 
I've  put  in  at  least  half  a  million  dollars'  worth 
already/ 

'  Sure  you're  not  taking  too  much  out  of  your^ 
self  ? '  his  wife  asked. 

'Oh  no;  I  haven't  been  conscious  of  myself 
all  winter/  He  looked  at  his  brown  English 
gaiters  and  smiled.  'It's  all  behind  me  now.  I 
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believe  I  could  sit  down  and  think  of  all  that — 
those  months  before  we  sailed/ 

4  Don't — ah,  don't ! '  she  cried* 

4  But  I  must  go  back  one  day.  You  don't  want 
to  keep  me  out  of  business  always — or  do  you  ? ' 
He  ended  with  a  nervous  laugh. 

Sophie  sighed  as  she  drew  her  own  ground-ash 
(of  old  Iggulden's  cutting)  from  the  hall  rack. 

4 Aren't  you  overdoing  it  too?  You  look  a 
little  tired/  he  said. 

'You  make  me  tired.  I'm  going  to  Rocketts 
to  see  Mrs,  Cloke  about  Mary/  (This  was  the 
sister  of  the  telegraphist,  promoted  to  be  sewing* 
maid  at  Pardons.)  '  Coming  ? ' 

'I'm  due  at  Burnt  House  to  see  about  the 
new  well.  By  the  way,  there's  a  sore  throat  at 
Gale  Anstey ' 

'That's  my  province.  Don't  interfere.  The 
Whybarne  children  always  have  sore  throats* 
They  do  it  for  jujubes/ 

4  Keep  away  from  Gale  Anstey  till  I  make  sure, 
honey.  Cloke  ought  to  have  told  me/ 

'These  people  don't  tell.  Haven't  you  learnt 
that  yet?  But  I'll  obey,  me  lord.  See  you 
later!' 

She  set  off  afoot,  for  within  the  three  main 
roads  that  bounded  the  blunt  triangle  of  the 
estate  (even  by  night  one  could  scarcely  hear  the 

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carts  on  them),  wheels  were  not  used  except  for 
farm  work.  The  footpaths  served  all  other 
purposes.  And  though  at  first  they  had  planned 
improvements,  they  had  soon  fallen  in  with  the 
customs  of  their  hidden  kingdom,  and  moved 
about  the  soft>footed  ways  by  woodland,  hedge* 
row,  and  shaw  as  freely  as  the  rabbits.  Indeed, 
for  the  most  part  Sophie  walked  bareheaded 
beneath  her  helmet  of  chestnut  hair ;  but  she  had 
been  plagued  of  late  by  vague  toothaches,  which 
•she  explained  to  Mrs.  Cloke,  who  asked  some 
.questions.  How  it  came  about  Sophie  never  knew, 
but  after  a  while  behold  Mrs.  Cloke's  arm  was 
.about  her  waist,  and  her  head  was  on  that  deep 
bosom  behind  the  shut  kitchen  door. 

'My  dear!  my  dear  I*  the  elder  woman  almost 
^sobbed.  *  An'  d 'you  mean  to  tell  me  you  never 
suspicioned?  Why— why — where  was  you  ever 
taught  anything  at  all  ?  Of  course  it  is.  It's  what 
we've  been  only  waitin'  for,  all  of  us.  Time  and 

again  IVe  said  to  Lady '  she  checked  herself. 

4  An'  now  we  shall  be  as  we  should  be/ 

4  But — but— but '  Sophie  whimpered. 

'An'  to  see  you  buildin'  your  nest  so  busy — 
pianos  and  books  —  an'  never  thinkin'  of  a 
nursery !  * 

4  No  more  I  did.1  Sophie  sat  bolt  upright,  and 
;  began  to  laugh. 

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*  Time  enough  yet/  The  fingers  tapped  thought- 
fully  on  the  broad  knee,  'But — they  must  be 
strange-minded  folk  over  yonder  with  you !  Have 
you  thought  to  send  for  your  mother  ?  She  dead  ? 
My  dear,  my  dear!  Never  mind!  She'll  be 
happy  where  she  knows,  *Tis  God's  work.  An' 
we  was  only  waitin'  for  it,  for  you've  never  failed 
in  your  duty  yet.  It  ain't  your  way.  What  did 
you  say  about  my  Mary's  doings  ? '  Mrs.  Cloke's 
face  hardened  as  she  pressed  her  chin  on  Sophie's 
forehead.  4  If  any  of  your  girls  thinks  to  be'ave 

arbitrary  now,  I'll But  they  won't,  my  dear. 

I'll  see  they  do  their  duty  too.  Be  sure  you'll  'ave 
no  trouble.' 

When  Sophie  walked  back  across  the  fields, 
heaven  and  earth  changed  about  her  as  on  the 
day  of  old  Iggulden's  death.  For  an  instant  she 
thought  of  the  wide  turn  of  the  staircase,  and  the 
new  ivory-white  paint  that  no  coffin  corner  could 
scar,  but  presently  the  shadow  passed  in  a  pure 
wonder  and  bewilderment  that  made  her  reel. 
She  leaned  against  one  of  their  new  gates  and 
looked  over  their  lands  for  some  other  stay. 

'Well,'  she  said  resignedly,  half  aloud,  'we 
must  try  to  make  him  feel  that  he  isn't  a  third  in 
our  party,'  and  turned  the  corner  that  looked  over 
Friars  Pardon,  giddy,  sick,  and  faint. 

Of  a  sudden  the  house  they  had  bought  for  a 

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whim  stood  up  as  she  had  never  seen  it  before, 
low -fronted,  broad  -  winged,  ample,  prepared  by 
course  of  generations  for  all  such  things.  As  it 
had  steadied  her  when  it  lay  desolate,  so  now  that 
it  had  meaning  from  their  few  months  of  life 
within,  it  soothed  and  promised  good.  She  went 
alone  and  quickly  into  the  hall,  and  kissed  either 
door-post,  whispering:  'Be  good  to  me.  You 
know  I  You've  never  failed  in  your  duty  yet/ 

When  the  matter  was  explained  to  George, 
he  would  have  sailed  at  once  to  their  own  land, 
but  this  Sophie  forbade. 

'I  don't  want  science/  she  said.  'I  just  want 
to  be  loved,  and  there  isn't  time  for  that  at  home. 
Besides/  she  added,  looking  out  of  the  window, 
4  it  would  be  desertion/ 

George  was  forced  to  soothe  himself  with 
linking  Friars  Pardon  to  the  telegraph  system  of 
Great  Britain  by  telephone — three-quarters  of  a 
mile  of  poles,  put  in  by  Whybarne  and  a  few 
friends.  One  of  these  was  a  foreigner  from  the 
next  parish.  Said  he  when  the  line  was  being 
run :  *  There's  an  old  ellum  right  in  our  road. 
Shall  us  throw  her  ? ' 

'Toot  Hill  parish  folk,  neither  grace  nor  good 
luck,  God  help  'em/  Old  Whybarne  shouted  the 
local  proverb  from  three  poles  down  the  line. 

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'  We  ain't  goin'  to  lay  any  axe^iron  to  coffin^wood 
here — not  till  we  know  where  we  are  yet  awhile. 
Swing  round  'er,  swing  round ! ' 

To  this  day,  then,  that  sudden  kink  in  the 
straight  line  across  the  upper  pasture  remains  a 
mystery  to  Sophie  and  George*  Nor  can  they  tell 
why  Skim  Winsh,  who  came  to  his  cottage  under 
Dutton  Shaw  most  musically  drunk  at  10.45  p.m. 
of  every  Saturday  night,  as  his  father  had  done 
before  him,  sang  no  more  at  the  bottom  of  the 
garden  steps,  where  Sophie  always  feared  he  would 
break  his  neck.  The  path  was  undoubtedly  an 
ancient  right  of  way,  and  at  10.45  p.rcu  on 
Saturdays  Skim  remembered  it  was  his  duty  to 
posterity  to  keep  it  open — till  Mrs.  Cloke  spoke 
to  him — once.  She  spoke  likewise  to  her  daughter 
Mary,  sewing^maid  at  Pardons,  and  to  Mary's 
best  new  friend,  the  five-foot*  seven  imported 
London  house^maid,  who  taught  Mary  to  trim 
hats,  and  found  the  country  dullish. 

But  there  was  no  noise, — at  no  time  was  there 
any  noise, — and  when  Sophie  walked  abroad  she 
met  no  one  in  her  path  unless  she  had  signified  a 
wish  that  way.  Then  they  appeared  to  protest 
that  all  was  well  with  them  and  their  children, 
their  chickens,  their  roofs,  their  water-supply,  and 
their  sons  in  the  police  or  the  railway  service. 

4  But  don't  you  find  it  dull,  dear  ? '  said  George, 

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loyally  doing  his  best  not  to  worry  as  the  months 
went  by* 

'I've  been  so  busy  putting  my  house  in  order 
I  haven't  had  time  to  think/  said  she.  'Do 
you?' 

'  No — no.    If  I  could  only  be  sure  of  you/ 

She  turned  on  the  green  drawing-room's  couch 
(it  was  Empire,  not  Heppelwhite  after  all),  and 
laid  aside  a  list  of  linen  and  blankets. 

'It  has  changed  everything,  hasn't  it?'  she 
whispered. 

'Oh  Lord.  yes.  But  I  still  think  if  we  went 
back  to  Baltimore ' 

'And  missed  our  first  real  summer  together. 
No  thank  you,  me  lord/ 

'  But  we're  absolutely  alone/ 

'  Isn't  that  what  I'm  doing  my  best  to  remedy  ? 
Don't  you  worry.  I  like  it — like  it  to  the  marrow 
of  my  little  bones.  You  don't  realise  what  her 
house  means  to  a  woman.  We  thought  we  were 
living  in  it  last  year,  but  we  hadn't  begun  to. 
Don't  you  rejoice  in  your  study,  George  ? ' 

'I  prefer  being  here  with  you/  He  sat  down 
on  the  floor  by  the  couch  and  took  her  hand. 

'Seven/  she  said  as  the  French  clock  struck. 
4  Year  before  last  you'd  just  be  coming  back  from 
business/ 

He  winced  at  the  recollection,  then  laughed. 

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4 Business!  I've  been  at  work  ten  solid  hours 
to-day.' 

4  Where  did  you  lunch  ?    With  the  Conants  ? ' 

4 No;  at  Dutton  Shaw,  sitting  on  a  log,  with 
my  feet  in  a  swamp.  But  we've  found  out  where 
the  old  spring  is,  and  we're  going  to  pipe  it  down 
to  Gale  Anstey  next  year/ 

4  Pll  come  and  see  to-morrow.  Oh,  please  open 
the  door,  dear.  I  want  to  look  down  the  passage. 
Isn't  that  corner  by  the  stairhead  lovely  where 
the  sun  strikes  in  ? '  She  looked  through  half  - 
closed  eyes  at  the  vista  of  ivory-white  and  pale 
green  all  steeped  in  liquid  gold. 

4  There's  a  step  out  of  Jane  Elphick's  bedroom,' 
she  went  on — *  and  his  first  step  in  the  world  ought 
to  be  up.  I  shouldn't  wonder  if  those  people 
hadn't  put  it  there  on  purpose.  George,  will  it 
make  any  odds  to  you  if  he's  a  girl  ? ' 

He  answered,  as  he  had  many  times  before, 
that  his  interest  was  his  wife,  not  the  child. 

'Then  you're  the  only  person  who  thinks  so.' 
She  laughed.  4  Don't  be  silly,  dear.  It's  expected. 
/  know.  It's  my  duty.  I  shan't  be  able  to  look 
our  people  in  the  face  if  I  fail.' 

4  What  concern  is  it  of  theirs,  confound  'em  I ' 

4  You'll  see.  Luckily  the  tradition  of  the  house  is 
boys,  Mrs.  Cloke  says,  so  I'm  provided  for.  Shall 
you  ever  begin  to  understand  these  people  ?  I  shan't.' 

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'And  we  bought  it  for  fun — for  fun?'  he 
groaned.  'And  here  we  are  held  up  for  goodness 
knows  how  long ! ' 

'Why?  Were  you  thinking  of  selling  it?' 
He  did  not  answer*  'Do  you  remember  the 
second  Mrs.  Chapin  ? '  she  demanded. 

This  was  a  bold,  brazen  little  black  'browed 
woman — a  widow  for  choice — who  on  Sophie's 
death  was  guilefully  to  marry  George  for  his 
wealth  and  ruin  him  in  a  year.  George  being 
busy,  Sophie  had  invented  her  some  two  years 
after  her  marriage,  and  conceived  she  was  alone 
among  wives  in  so  doing. 

'You  aren't  going  to  bring  her  up  again?'  he 
asked  anxiously. 

'  I  only  want  to  say  that  I  should  hate  any  one 
who  bought  Pardons  ten  times  worse  than  I  used 
to  hate  the  second  Mrs.  Chapin.  Think  what 
we've  put  into  it  of  our  two  selves.' 

'At  least  a  couple  of  million  dollars.  I  know 
I  could  have  made '  He  broke  off. 

'The  beasts!'  she  went  on.  'They'd  be  sure 
to  build  a  red'brick  lodge  at  the  gates,  and  cut 
the  lawn  up  for  bedding  out.  You  must  leave 
instructions  in  your  will  that  he's  never  to  do  that, 
George,  won't  you  ? ' 

He  laughed  and  took  her  hand  again  but  said 
nothing  till  it  was  time  to  dress.  Then  he 

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muttered :  4  What  the  devil  use  is  a  man's  country 
to  him  when  he  can't  do  business  in  it  ? ' 

Friars  Pardon  stood  faithful  to  its  tradition* 
At  the  appointed  time  was  born,  not  that  third  in 
their  party  to  whom  Sophie  meant  to  be  so  kind, 
but  a  godling ;  in  beauty,  it  was  manifest,  excelling 
Eros,  as  in  wisdom  Confucius;  an  enhancer  of 
delights,  a  renewer  of  companionships  and  an 
interpreter  of  Destiny*  This  last  George  did  not 
realise  till  he  met  Lady  Conant  striding  through 
Dutton  Shaw  a  few  days  after  the  event 

'My  dear  fellow/  she  cried,  and  slapped  him 
heartily  on  the  back,  4l  can't  tell  you  how  glad 
we  all  are. — Oh,  skill  be  all  right.  (There's 
never  been  any  trouble  over  the  birth  of  an  heir 
at  Pardons.)  Now  where  the  dooce  is  it  ? '  She 
felt  largely  in  her  leather^bound  skirt  and  drew 
out  a  small  silver  mug.  'I  sent  a  note  to  your 
wife  about  it,  but  my  silly  ass  of  a  groom  forgot 
to  take  this.  You  can  save  me  a  tramp.  Give 
her  my  love.'  She  marched  off  amid  her  guard 
of  grave  Airedales. 

The  mug  was  worn  and  dented:  above  the 
twined  initials,  G.  L.,  was  the  crest  of  a  footless 
bird  and  the  motto :  4  Wayte  awhyle  —  wayte 
awhyle.' 

4  That's  the  other  end  of  the  riddle,'  Sophie 

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whispered,  when  he  saw  her  that  evening*  4  Read 
her  note.  The  English  write  beautiful  notes/ 

The  warmest  of  welcomes  to  your  little  man.  I  hope  he 
will  appreciate  his  native  land  now  he  has  come  to  it.  Though 
you  have  said  nothing  we  cannot,  of  course,  look  on  him  as 
a  little  stranger,  and  so  I  am  sending  him  the  old  Lashmar 
christening  mug.  It  has  been  with  us  since  Gregory  Lashmar, 
your  great-grandmother's  brother — 

George  stared  at  his  wife, 

4  Go  on/  she  twinkled  from  the  pillows, 

— mother's  brother,  sold  his  place  to  Walter's  family.  We 
seem  to  have  acquired  some  of  your  household  gods  at  that 
time,  but  nothing  survives  except  the  mug  and  the  old  cradle, 
which  I  found  in  the  potting-shed  and  am  having  put  in  order 
for  you.  I  hope  little  George — Lashmar,  he  will  be  too,  won't 
he  ? — will  live  to  see  his  grandchildren  cut  their  teeth  on  his 
mug. 

Affectionately  yours, 

Alice  Conant. 
P.S.— How  quiet  you've  kept  about  it  all  I 

4  Well,  I'm ' 

4  Don't  swear/  said  Sophie,  4  Bad  for  the  infant 
mind/ 

'But  how  in  the  world  did  she  get  at  it? 
Have  you  ever  said  a  word  about  the  Lashmars  ? ' 

'  You  know  the  only  time — to  young  Iggulden 
at  Rocketts— when  Iggulden  died/ 

'Your  great ,  grandmother's  brother!  She's 
traced  the  whole  connection — more  than  your 

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Aunt  Sydney  could  do.  What  does  she  mean 
about  our  keeping  quiet  ? ' 

Sophie's  eyes  sparkled.  4  I've  thought  that  out 
too.  We've  got  back  at  the  English  at  last. 
Can't  you  see  that  she  thought  that  we  thought 
my  mother's  being  a  Lashmar  was  one  of  those 
things  we'd  expect  the  English  to  find  out  for 
themselves,  and  that's  impressed  her?'  She 
turned  the  mug  in  her  white  hands,  and  sighed 
happily. 4 "  Wayteawhyle — way te  awhyle."  That's 
not  a  bad  motto,  George,  It's  been  worth  it.' 

'But  still  I  don't  quite  see ' 

'I  shouldn't  wonder  if  they  don't  think  our 
coming  here  was  part  of  a  deep-laid  scheme  to  be 
near  our  ancestors.  They'd  understand  that.  And 
look  how  they've  accepted  us,  all  of  them.' 

'Are  we  so  undesirable  in  ourselves?'  George 
grunted. 

'Be  just,  me  lord.  That  wretched  Sangres 
man  has  twice  our  money.  Can  you  see  Marm 
Conant  slapping  him  between  the  shoulders? 
Not  by  a  jugful !  The  poor  beast  doesn't  exist ! ' 

'Do  you  think  it's  that  then?'  He  looked 
toward  the  cot  by  the  fire  where  the  godling 
snorted. 

'The  minute  I  get  well  I  shall  find  out  from 
Mrs.  Cloke  what  every  Lashmar  gives  in  doles 
(that's  nicer  than  tips)  every  time  a  Lashmite  is 

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born,  I've  done  my  duty  thus  far,  but  there's 
much  expected  of  me/ 

Entered  here  Mrs,  Cloke,  and  hung  worshipping 
over  the  cot.  They  showed  her  the  mug  and  her 
face  shone,  4  Oh,  now  Lady  Conant's  sent  it,  it'll 
be  all  proper,  ma'am,  won't  it?  "George"  of 
course  he'd  have  to  be,  but  seein'  what  he  is  we 
was  hopin' — all  your  people  was  hopin' — it  'ud 
be  "Lashmar"  too,  and  that  'ud  just  round  it 
out,  A  very  'andsome  mug— quite  unique,  I 
should  imagine,  "  Wayte  awhyle — wayte  awhyle," 
That's  true  with  the  Lashmars,  I've  heard.  Very 
slow  to  fill  their  houses,  they  are.  Most  like 
Master  George  won't  open  'is  nursery  till  he's 
thirty/ 

'  Poor  lamb ! '  cried  Sophie.  '  But  how  did  you 
know  my  folk  were  Lashmars  ? ' 

Mrs.  Cloke  thought  deeply.  'I'm  sure  I  can't 
quite  say,  ma'am,  but  I've  a  belief  likely  that  it 
was  something  you  may  have  let  drop  to  young 
Iggulden  when  you  was  at  Rocketts,  That  may 
have  been  what  give  us  an  inkling.  An'  so  it  came 
out,  one  thing  in  the  way  o'  talk  leading  to  another* 
and  those  American  people  at  Veering  Holler  was 
very  obligin'  with  news,  I'm  told,  ma'am/ 

4 Great  Scott!'  said  George,  under  his  breath. 
4  And  this  is  the  simple  peasant ! ' 

'  Yiss,'  Mrs.  Cloke  went  on.    4  An'  Cloke  was 

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only  wonderin'  this  afternoon — your  pillow's 
slipped,  my  dear,  you  mustn't  lie  that  a-way — just 
for  the  sake  o'  sayin'  something,  whether  you 
wouldn't  think  well  now  of  getting  the  Lashmar 
farms  back,  sin  They  don't  rightly  round  off  Sir 
Walter's  estate.  They  come  caterin'  across  us  more. 
Cloke,  'e  'ud  be  glad  to  show  you  over  any  day/ 
'  But  Sir  Walter  doesn't  want  to  sell,  does  he  ? ' 
'We  can  find  out  from  his  bailiff,  sir,  but' 
— with  cold  contempt — 4 1  think  that  trained  nurse 
is  just  comin'  up  from  her  dinner,  so  I'm  afraid 
we'll  'ave  to  ask  you,  sir  «  *  .  Now,  Master 
George — Ai-ie !  Wake  a  litty  minute,  lammie! ' 

A  few  months  later  the  three  of  them  were 
down  at  the  brook  in  the  Gale  Anstey  woods  to 
consider  the  rebuilding  of  a  footbridge  carried 
away  by  spring  floods.  George  Lashmar  wanted 
all  the  bluebells  on  God's  earth  that  day  to  eat, 
and  Sophie  adored  him  in  a  voice  like  to  the 
cooing  of  a  dove ;  so  business  was  delayed. 

4  Here's  the  place/  said  his  father  at  last  among 
the  water  forget-me-nots.  'But  where  the  deuce 
are  the  larch -poles,  Cloke?  I  told  you  to  have 
them  down  here  ready/ 

'We'll  get  'em  down  if  you  say  so/  Cloke 
answered,  with  a  thrust  of  the  underlip  they  both 
knew. 

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'But  I  did  say  so.  What  on  earth  have  you 
brought  that  timber  x  tug  here  for?  We  aren't 
building  a  railway  bridge.  Why,  in  America,  half 
a  dozen  twx>by*four  bits  would  be  ample/ 

'I  don't  know  nothin'  about  that/  said  Cloke. 
4  An'  I've  nothin'  to  say  against  larch — if  you  want 
to  make  a  temp'ry  job  of  it,  I  ain't  'ere  to  tell 
you  what  isn't  so,  sir;  an'  you  can't  say  I  ever 
come  creepin'  up  on  you,  or  tryin'  to  lead  you 
farther  in  than  you  set  out ' 

A  year  ago  George  would  have  danced  with 
impatience.  Now  he  scraped  a  little  mud  off  his 
old  gaiters  with  his  spud,  and  waited, 

'All  I  say  is  that  you  can  put  up  larch  and 
make  a  temp'ry  job  of  it;  and  by  the  time  the 
young  master's  married  it'll  have  to  be  done  again. 
Now,  I've  brought  down  a  couple  of  as  sweet  six^ 
by-eight  oak  timbers  as  we've  ever  drawed.  You 
put  'em  in  an'  it's  off  your  mind  for  good  an'  all. 
T'other  way — I  don't  say  it  ain't  right,  I'm  only 
just  sayin'  what  I  think — but  t'other  way,  he'll  no 
sooner  be  married  than  we'll  'ave  it  all  to  do 
again.  You've  no  call  to  regard  my  words,  but 
you  can't  get  out  of  that' 

'No/  said  George  after  a  pause;  'I've  been 
realising  that  for  some  time.  Make  it  oak  then ; 
we  can't  get  out  of  it/ 


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THE  RECALL 

I  am  the  land  of  their  fathers, 

In  me  the  virtue  stays ; 
I  will  bring  back  my  children 

After  certain  days. 

Under  their  feet  in  the  grasses 

My  clinging  magic  runs. 
They  shall  return  as  strangers, 

They  shall  remain  as  sons. 

Over  their  heads  in  the  branches 
Of  their  new^bought  ancient  trees, 

I  weave  an  incantation, 

And  draw  them  to  my  knees. 

Scent  of  smoke  in  the  evening, 

Smell  of  rain  in  the  night, 
The  hours,  the  days  and  the  seasons, 

Order  their  souls  aright ; 

Till  I  make  plain  the  meaning — 
Of  all  my  thousand  years — 

Till  I  fill  their  hearts  with  knowledge, 
While  I  fill  their  eyes  with  tears. 


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ONE  night,  a  very  long  time  ago,  I  drove  to 
an  Indian  military  cantonment  called  Mian 
Mir  to  see  amateur  theatricals.    At  the 
back  of  the  Infantry  barracks  a  soldier,  his  cap 
over  one  eye,  rushed  in  front  of  the  horses  and 
shouted  that  he  was  a  dangerous  highway  robber. 
As  a  matter  of  fact  he  was  a  friend  of  mine,  so  I 
told  him  to  go  home  before  any  one  caught  him ; 
but  he  fell  under  the  pole,  and  I  heard  voices  of  a 
military  guard  in  search  of  some  one* 

The  driver  and  I  coaxed  him  into  the  carriage, 
drove  home  swiftly,  undressed  him  and  put  him 
to  bed,  where  he  waked  next  morning  with  a  sore 
headache,  very  much  ashamed*  When  his  uniform 
was  cleaned  and  dried,  and  he  had  been  shaved 
and  washed  and  made  neat,  I  drove  him  back  to 
barracks  with  his  arm  in  a  fine  white  sling,  and 
reported  that  I  had  accidentally  run  over  him.  I 
did  not  tell  this  story  to  my  friend's  sergeant, 

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who  was  a  hostile  and  unbelieving  person,  but  to 
his  lieutenant,  who  did  not  know  us  quite  so  well. 

Three  days  later  my  friend  came  to  call,  and  at 
his  heels  slobbered  and  fawned  one  of  the  finest 
bull-terriers — of  the  old-fashioned  breed,  two  parts 
bull  and  one  terrier — that  I  had  ever  set  eyes  on. 
He  was  pure  white,  with  a  fawn-coloured  saddle 
just  behind  his  neck,  and  a  fawn  diamond  at  the 
root  of  his  thin  whippy  tail.  I  had  admired  him 
distantly  for  more  than  a  year ;  and  Vixen,  my 
own  fox-terrier,  knew  him  too,  but  did  not 
approve. 

4  'E's  for  you/  said  my  friend ;  but  he  did  not 
look  as  though  he  liked  parting  with  him. 

*  Nonsense!  That  dog's  worth  more  than 
most  men,  Stanley/  I  said. 

4  'E's  that  and  more.    HTention ! ' 

The  dog  rose  on  his  hind  legs,  and  stood  upright 
for  a  full  minute. 

'Eyes  right!' 

He  sat  on  his  haunches  and  turned  his  head 
sharp  to  the  right.  At  a  sign  he  rose  and  barked 
thrice.  Then  he  shook  hands  with  his  right  paw  and 
bounded  lightly  to  my  shoulder.  Here  he  made 
himself  into  a  necktie,  limp  and  lifeless,  hanging 
down  on  either  side  of  my  neck.  I  was  told  to 
pick  him  up  and  throw  him  in  the  air.  He  fell 
with  a  howl,  and  held  up  one  leg. 

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'Part  o'  the  trick/  said  his  owner.  'You're 
going  to  die  now*  Dig  yourself  your  little  grave 
an'  shut  your  little  eye/ 

Still  limping,  the  dog  hobbled  to  the  garden^ 
edge,  dug  a  hole  and  lay  down  in  it  When  told 
that  he  was  cured  he  jumped  out,  wagging  his  tail, 
and  whining  for  applause.  He  was  put  through 
half  a  dozen  other  tricks,  such  as  showing  how  he 
would  hold  a  man  safe  (I  was  that  man,  and  he 
sat  down  before  me,  his  teeth  bared,  ready  to 
spring),  and  how  he  would  stop  eating  at  the  word 
of  command.  I  had  no  more  than  finished  prais^ 
ing  him  when  my  friend  made  a  gesture  that 
stopped  the  dog  as  though  he  had  been  shot, 
took  a  piece  of  blue^ruled  canteen^paper  from  his 
helmet,  handed  it  to  me  and  ran  away,  while  the 
dog  looked  after  him  and  howled.  I  read 

Sir — I  give  you  the  dog  because  of  what  you  got  me  out  of. 
He  is  the  best  I  know,  for  I  made  him  myself,  and  he  is  as  good 
as  a  man.  Please  do  not  give  him  too  much  to  eat,  and  please 
do  not  give  him  back  to  me,  for  I'm  not  going  to  take  him,  if 
you  will  keep  him.  So  please  do  not  try  to  give  him  back  any 
more.  I  have  kept  his  name  back,  so  you  can  call  him  any- 
thing and  he  will  answer,  but  please  do  not  give  him  back. 
He  can  kill  a  man  as  easy  as  anything,  but  please  do  not  give 
him  too  much  meat.  He  knows  more  than  a  man. 

Vixen   sympathetically  joined    her  shrill    little 
yap  to  the  bull'terrier's  despairing  cry,  and  I  was 
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annoyed,  for  I  knew  that  a  man  who  cares  for 
dogs  is  one  thing,  but  a  man  who  loves  one  dog  is 
quite  another*  Dogs  are  at  the  best  no  more  than 
verminous  vagrants,  self'Scratchers,  foul  feeders, 
and  unclean  by  the  law  of  Moses  and  Mohammed ; 
but  a  dog  with  whom  one  lives  alone  for  at  least 
six  months  in  the  year ;  a  free  thing,  tied  to  you 
so  strictly  by  love  that  without  you  he  will  not 
stir  or  exercise;  a  patient,  temperate,  humorous, 
wise  soul,  who  knows  your  moods  before  you 
know  them  yourself,  is  not  a  dog  under  any 
ruling, 

I  had  Vixen,  who  was  all  my  dog  to  me  ;  and 
I  felt  what  my  friend  must  have  felt,  at  tearing 
out  his  heart  in  this  style  and  leaving  it  in  my 
garden.  However,  the  dog  understood  clearly 
enough  that  I  was  his  master,  and  did  not  follow 
the  soldier.  As  soon  as  he  drew  breath  I  made 
much  of  him,  and  Vixen,  yelling  with  jealousy, 
flew  at  him.  Had  she  been  of  his  own  sex,  he 
might  have  cheered  himself  with  a  fight,  but  he 
only  looked  worriedly  when  she  nipped  his  deep  iron 
sides,  laid  his  heavy  head  on  my  knee,  and  howled 
anew,  I  meant  to  dine  at  the  Club  that  night, 
but  as  darkness  drew  in,  and  the  dog  snuffed 
through  the  empty  house  like  a  child  trying  to 
recover  from  a  fit  of  sobbing,  I  felt  that  I  could 
not  leave  him  to  suffer  his  first  evening  alone, 

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So  we  fed  at  home,  Vixen  on  one  side  and  the 
strangeivdog  on  the  other ;  she  watching  his  every 
mouthful,  and  saying  explicitly  what  she  thought 
of  his  table  manners,  which  were  much  better  than 
hers. 

It  was  Vixen's  custom,  till  the  weather  grew 
hot,  to  sleep  in  my  bed,  her  head  on  the  pillow 
like  a  Christian ;  and  when  morning  came  I  would 
always  find  that  the  little  thing  had  braced  her  feet 
against  the  wall  and  pushed  me  to  the  very  edge 
of  the  cot*  This  night  she  hurried  to  bed  pur* 
posefully,  every  hair  up,  one  eye  on  the  stranger, 
who  had  dropped  on  a  mat  in  a  helpless,  hope* 
less  sort  of  way,  all  four  feet  spread  out,  sighing 
heavily.  She  settled  her  head  on  the  pillow  several 
times,  to  show  her  little  airs  and  graces,  and  struck 
up  her  usual  whiney  sing-song  before  slumber. 
The  stranger^dog  softly  edged  towards  me.  I  put 
out  my  hand  and  he  licked  it.  Instantly  my  wrist 
was  between  Vixen's  teeth,  and  her  warning  aaarh! 
said  as  plainly  as  speech,  that  if  I  took  any  further 
notice  of  the  stranger  she  would  bite. 

I  caught  her  behind  her  fat  neck  with  my  left 
hand,  shook  her  severely,  and  said : 

4  Vixen,  if  you  do  that  again  you'll  be  put  into 
the  veranda.  Now,  remember  I ' 

She  understood  perfectly,  but  the  minute  I 
released  her  she  mouthed  my  right  wrist  once 

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more,  and  waited  with  her  ears  back  and  all  her 
body  flattened,  ready  to  bite.  The  big  dog's  tail 
thumped  the  floor  in  a  humble  and  peaces-making 
way* 

I  grabbed  Vixen  a  second  time,  lifted  her  out 
of  bed  like  a  rabbit  (she  hated  that  and  yelled), 
and,  as  I  had  promised,  set  her  out  in  the  veranda 
with  the  bats  and  the  moonlight.  At  this  she  howled. 
Then  she  used  coarse  language — not  to  me,  but  to 
the  bull'terrier — till  she  coughed  with  exhaustion. 
Then  she  ran  round  the  house  trying  every  door. 
Then  she  went  off  to  the  stables  and  barked  as 
though  some  one  were  stealing  the  horses,  which 
was  an  old  trick  of  hers.  Last  she  returned,  and 
her  snuffing  yelp  said, '  Pll  be  good !  Let  me  in 
and  I'll  be  good!' 

She  was  admitted  and  flew  to  her  pillow.  When 
she  was  quieted  I  whispered  to  the  other  dog,  'You 
can  lie  on  the  foot  of  the  bed/  The  bull  jumped 
up  at  once,  and  though  I  felt  Vixen  quiver  with 
rage,  she  knew  better  than  to  protest.  So  we  slept 
till  the  morning,  and  they  had  early  breakfast  with 
me,  bite  for  bite,  till  the  horse  came  round  and  we 
went  for  a  ride.  I  don't  think  the  bull  had  ever 
followed  a  horse  before.  He  was  wild  with  excite- 
ment, and  Vixen,  as  usual,  squealed  and  scuttered 
and  scooted,  and  took  charge  of  the  procession. 

There  was  one  corner  of  a  village  near  by,  which 

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we  generally  passed  with  caution,  because  all  the 
yellow  pariah-dogs  of  the  place  gathered  about  it 
They  were  half^wild,  starving  beasts,  and  though 
utter  cowards,  yet  where  nine  or  ten  of  them  get 
together  they  will  mob  and  kill  and  eat  an  English 
dog,  I  kept  a  whip  with  a  long  lash  for  them. 
That  morning  they  attacked  Vixen,  who,  perhaps 
of  design,  had  moved  from  beyond  my  horse's 
shadow. 

The  bull  was  ploughing  along  in  the  dust, 
fifty  yards  behind,  rolling  in  his  run,  and  smiling 
as  bulLterriers  will.  I  heard  Vixen  squeal ;  half 
a  dozen  of  the  curs  closed  in  on  her;  a  white 
streak  came  up  behind  me ;  a  cloud  of  dust  rose 
near  Vixen,  and,  when  it  cleared,  I  saw  one  tall 
pariah  with  his  back  broken,  and  the  bull  wrenching 
another  to  earth.  Vixen  retreated  to  the  pro 
tection  of  my  whip,  and  the  bull  paddled  back 
smiling  more  than  ever,  covered  with  the  blood  of 
his  enemies.  That  decided  me  to  call  him  '  Garm 
of  the  Bloody  Breast/  who  was  a  great  person  in 
his  time,  or '  Garm '  for  short ;  so,  leaning  forward, 
I  told  him  what  his  temporary  name  would  be. 
He  looked  up  while  I  repeated  it,  and  then  raced 
away.  I  shouted  *  Garm  I '  He  stopped,  raced 
back,  and  came  up  to.  ask  my  will. 

Then  I  saw  that  my  soldier  friend  was  right, 
and  that  that  dog  knew  and  was  worth  more  than 

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a  man.  At  the  end  of  the  ride  I  gave  an  order 
which  Vixen  knew  and  hated :  *  Go  away  and  get 
washed ! '  I  said*  Garm  understood  some  part  of 
it,  and  Vixen  interpreted  the  rest,  and  the  two 
trotted  off  together  soberly.  When  I  went  to  the 
back  veranda  Vixen  had  been  washed  snowy- white, 
and  was  very  proud  of  herself,  but  the  dog-boy 
would  not  touch  Garm  on  any  account  unless  I 
stood  by*  So  I  waited  while  he  was  being  scrubbed, 
and  Garm,  with  the  soap  creaming  on  the  top  of 
his  broad  head,  looked  at  me  to  make  sure  that  this 
was  what  I  expected  him  to  endure*  He  knew 
perfectly  that  the  dog-boy  was  only  obeying  orders, 

4  Another  time/  I  said  to  the  dog-boy,  4  you  will 
wash  the  great  dog  with  Vixen  when  I  send  them 
home*' 

'  Does  he  know  ? '  said  the  dog-boy,  who  under- 
stood the  ways  of  dogs* 

4  Garm/ 1  said, 4  another  time  you  will  be  washed 
with  Vixen/ 

I  knew  that  Garm  understood*  Indeed,  next 
washing-day,  when  Vixen  as  usual  fled  under  my 
bed,  Garm  stared  at  the  doubtful  dog-boy  in  the 
veranda,  stalked  to  the  place  where  he  had  been 
washed  last  time,  and  stood  rigid  in  the  tub* 

But  the  long  days  in  my  office  tried  him  sorely* 
We  three  would  drive  off  in  the  morning  at  half- 
past  eight  and  come  home  at  six  or  later*  Vixen 

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knowing  the  routine  of  it,  went  to  sleep  under  my 
table ;  but  the  confinement  ate  into  Garm's  soul. 
He  generally  sat  on  the  veranda  looking  out  on 
the  Mall ;  and  well  I  knew  what  he  expected. 

Sometimes  a  company  of  soldiers  would  move 
along  on  their  way  to  the  Fort,  and  Garm  rolled 
forth  to  inspect  them ;  or  an  officer  in  uniform 
entered  into  the  office,  and  it  was  pitiful  to  see 
poor  Garm's  welcome  to  the  cloth — not  the  man. 
He  would  leap  at  him,  and  sniff  and  bark  joyously, 
then  run  to  the  door  and  back  again.  One  after* 
noon  I  heard  him  bay  with  a  full  throat — a  thing 
I  had  never  heard  before — and  he  disappeared. 
When  I  drove  into  my  garden  at  the  end  of  the 
day  a  soldier  in  white  uniform  scrambled  over  the 
wall  at  the  far  end,  and  the  Garm  that  met  me  was 
a  joyous  dog.  This  happened  twice  or  thrice  a 
week  for  a  month. 

I  pretended  not  to  notice,  but  Garm  knew  and 
Vixen  knew.  He  would  glide  homewards  from 
the  office  about  four  o'clock,  as  though  he  were 
only  going  to  look  at  the  scenery,  and  this  he  did 
so  quietly  that  but  for  Vixen  I  should  not  have 
noticed  him.  The  jealous  little  dog  under  the 
table  would  give  a  sniff  and  a  snort,  just  loud 
enough  to  call  my  attention  to  the  flight.  Garm 
might  go  out  forty  times  in  the  day  and  Vixen 
would  never  stir,  but  when  he  slunk  off  to  see  his 

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true  master  in  my  garden  she  told  me  in  her  own 
tongue.  That  was  the  one  sign  she  made  to  prove 
that  Garm  did  not  altogether  belong  to  the  family. 
They  were  the  best  of  friends  at  all  times,  but,  Vixen 
explained  that  I  was  never  to  forget  Garm  did  not 
love  me  as  she  loved  me. 

I  never  expected  it.  The  dog  was  not  my  dog 
— could  never  be  my  dog — and  I  knew  he  was  as 
miserable  as  his  master  who  tramped  eight  miles 
a  day  to  see  him*  So  it  seemed  to  me  that  the 
sooner  the  two  were  reunited  the  better  for  all. 
One  afternoon  I  sent  Vixen  home  alone  in  the  dog* 
cart  (Garm  had  gone  before),  and  rode  over  to 
cantonments  to  find  another  friend  of  mine,  who 
was  an  Irish  soldier  and  a  great  friend  of  the  dog's 
master, 

I  explained  the  whole  case,  and  wound  up  with : 

4  And  now  Stanley's  in  my  garden  crying  over 
his  dog.  Why  doesn't  he  take  him  back  ?  They're 
both  unhappy/ 

4  Unhappy !  There's  no  sense  in  the  little  man 
any  more.  But  'tis  his  fit/ 

4  What  is  his  fit  ?  He  travels  fifty  miles  a  week 
to  see  the  brute,  and  he  pretends  not  to  notice  me 
when  he  sees  me  on  the  road;  and  I'm  as  un^ 
happy  as  he  is.  Make  him  take  the  dog  back.' 

4  It's  his  penance  he's  set  himself.  I  told  him 
by  way  of  a  joke,  afther  you'd  run  over  him  so 

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convenient  that  night,  whin  he  was  drunk — I 
said  if  he  was  a  Catholic  he'd  do  penance.  Off 
he  went  wid  that  fit  in  his  little  head  an*  a  dose  of 
fever,  an'  nothin'  would  suit  but  givin'  you  the 
dog  as  a  hostage/ 

4 Hostage  for  what?  I  don't  want  hostages 
from  Stanley/ 

4  For  his  good  behaviour*  He's  keepin'  straight 
now,  the  way  it's  no  pleasure  to  associate  wid 
him/ 

4  Has  he  taken  the  pledge  ? ' 

'If  'twas  only  that  I  need  not  care.  Ye  can 
take  the  pledge  for  three  months  on  an'  off.  He 
sez  he'll  never  see  the  dog  again,  an'  so  mark 
you,  he'll  keep  straight  for  evermore.  Ye  know 
his  fits  ?  Well,  this  is  wan  of  them.  How's  the 
dogtakin'it?' 

'Like  a  man.  He's  the  best  dog  in  India. 
Can't  you  make  Stanley  take  him  back  ? ' 

'I  can  do  no  more  than  I  have  done.  But  ye 
know  his  fits.  He's  just  doin'  his  penance.  What 
will  he  do  when  he  goes  to  the  Hills  ?  The  doctor's 
put  him  on  the  list/ 

It  is  the  custom  in  India  to  send  a  certain  number 
of  invalids  from  each  regiment  up  to  stations  in 
the  Himalayas  for  the  hot  weather;  and  though 
the  men  ought  to  enjoy  the  cool  and  the  comfort, 
they  miss  the  society  of  the  barracks  down  below, 

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and  do  their  best  to  come  back  or  to  avoid  going* 
I  felt  that  this  move  would  bring  matters  to  a 
head,  so  I  left  Terence  hopefully,  though  he  called 
after  me — 

'He  won't  take  the  dog,  sorr.  You  can  lay 
your  month's  pay  on  that.  Ye  know  his  fits/ 

I  never  pretended  to  understand  Private 
Ortheris ;  and  so  I  did  the  next  best  thing — I  left 
him  alone. 

That  summer  the  invalids  of  the  regiment  to 
which  my  friend  belonged  were  ordered  off  to  the 
Hills  early,  because  the  doctors  thought  marching 
in  the  cool  of  the  day  would  do  them  good.  Their 
route  lay  south  to  a  place  called  Umballa,  a 
hundred  and  twenty  miles  or  more.  Then  they 
would  turn  east  and  march  up  into  the  hills  to 
Kasauli  or  Dugshai  or  Subathoo.  I  dined  with 
the  officers  the  night  before  they  left — they  were 
marching  at  five  in  the  morning.  It  was  midnight 
when  I  drove  into  my  garden  and  surprised  a 
white  figure  flying  over  the  wall. 

'That  man/  said  my  butler,  'has  been  here 
since  nine,  making  talk  to  that  dog.  He  is  quite 
mad.  I  did  not  tell  him  to  go  away  because  he 
has  been  here  many  times  before,  and  because 
the  dog  *  boy  told  me  that  if  I  told  him  to  go 
away,  that  great  dog  would  immediately  slay  me. 
He  did  not  wish  to  speak  to  the  Protector  of  the 

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Poor,  and  he  did  not  ask  for  anything  to  eat  or 
drink/ 

4  Kadir  Buksh/  said  I,  *  that  was  well  done,  for 
the  dog  would  surely  have  killed  thee.  But  I  do 
not  think  the  white  soldier  will  come  any  more/ 

Garm  slept  ill  that  night  and  whimpered  in  his 
dreams*  Once  he  sprang  up  with  a  clear,  ringing 
bark,  and  I  heard  him  wag  his  tail  till  it  waked 
him  and  the  bark  died  out  in  a  howl.  He  had 
dreamed  he  was  with  his  master  again,  and  I  nearly 
cried*  It  was  all  Stanley's  silly  fault. 

The  first  halt  which  the  detachment  of  invalids 
made  was  some  miles  from  their  barracks,  on  the 
Amritsar  road,  and  ten  miles  distant  from  my 
house*  By  a  mere  chance  one  of  the  officers  drove 
back  for  another  good  dinner  at  the  Club  (cookx 
ing  on  the  line  of  march  is  always  bad),  and  there 
I  met  him*  He  was  a  particular  friend  of  mine, 
and  I  knew  that  he  knew  how  to  love  a  dog 
properly.  His  pet  was  a  big  fat  retriever  who 
was  going  up  to  the  Hills  for  his  health,  and, 
though  it  was  still  April,  the  round,  brown  brute 
puffed  and  panted  in  the  Club  veranda  as  though 
he  would  burst. 

'It's  amazing/  said  the  officer,  'what  excuses 
these  invalids  of  mine  make  to  get  back  to  barracks. 
There's  a  man  in  my  company  now  asked  me  for 
leave  to  go  back  to  cantonments  to  pay  a  debt  he'd 

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forgotten,  I  was  so  taken  by  the  idea  I  let  him 
go,  and  he  jingled  off  in  an  ekha  as  pleased  as 
Punch.  Ten  miles  to  pay  a  debt  I  Wonder  what 
it  was  really  ? ' 

4  If  you'll  drive  me  home  I  think  I  can  show 
you/  I  said. 

So  we  went  over  to  my  house  in  his  dog'Cart 
with  the  retriever ;  and  on  the  way  I  told  him  the 
story  of  Garm. 

'I  was  wondering  where  that  brute  had  gone 
to.  He's  the  best  dog  in  the  regiment/  said  my 
friend.  4l  offered  the  little  fellow  twenty  rupees 
for  him  a  month  ago.  But  he's  a  hostage,  you 
say,  for  Stanley's  good  conduct.  Stanley's  one  of 
the  best  men  I  have— when  he  chooses/ 

'That's  the  reason  why/  I  said.  'A  second* 
rate  man  wouldn't  have  taken  things  to  heart  as 
he  has  done/ 

We  drove  in  quietly  at  the  far  end  of  the  garden, 
and  crept  round  the  house.  There  was  a  place  close 
to  the  wall  all  grown  about  with  tamarisk  trees, 
where  I  knew  Garm  kept  his  bones.  Even  Vixen 
was  not  allowed  to  sit  near  it.  In  the  full  Indian 
moonlight  I  could  see  a  white  uniform  bending 
over  the  dog. 

4  Good'bye,  old  man/  we  could  not  help  hearing 
Stanley's  voice.  4  For  'Eving's  sake  don't  get  bit 
and  go  mad  by  any  measly  pi  *  dog.  But  you 

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can  look  after  yourself,  old  man.  You  don't  get 
drunk  an'  run  about  'ittin'  your  friends.  You 
takes  your  bones  an'  you  eats  your  biscuit,  an' 
you  kills  your  enemy  like  a  gentleman.  I'm 
goin'  away — don't  'owl — I'm  goin'  off  to  Kasauli, 
where  I  won't  see  you  no  more/ 

I  could  hear  him  holding  Garm's  nose  as  the 
dog  threw  it  up  to  the  stars. 

4  You'll  stay  here  an'  be'ave,  an' — an'  I'll  go 
away  an'  try  to  be'ave,  an'  I  don't  know  'ow  to 
leave  you.  I  don't  know ' 

'I  think  this  is  damn  silly/  said  the  officer, 
patting  his  foolish  fubsy  old  retriever.  He  called 
to  the  private,  who  leaped  to  his  feet,  marched 
forward,  and  saluted. 

*  You  here  ? '  said  the  officer,  turning  away  his 
head. 

4  Yes,  sir,  but  I'm  just  goin'  back/ 

'I  shall  be  leaving  here  at  eleven  in  my  cart. 
You  come  with  me.  I  can't  have  sick  men 
running  about  all  over  the  place.  Report  your* 
self  at  eleven,  here! 

We  did  not  say  much  when  we  went  indoors, 
but  the  officer  muttered  and  pulled  his  retriever's 
ears. 

He  was  a  disgraceful,  overfed  doormat  of  a 
dog ;  and  when  he  waddled  off  to  my  cookhouse 
to  be  fed,  I  had  a  brilliant  idea. 

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At  eleven  o'clock  that  officer's  dog  was  nowhere 
to  be  found,  and  you  never  heard  such  a  fuss  as 
his  owner  made.  He  called  and  shouted  and 
grew  angry,  and  hunted  through  my  garden  for 
half  an  hour. 

Then  I  said : 

4  He's  sure  to  turn  up  in  the  morning.  Send  c, 
man  in  by  rail,  and  I'll  find  the  beast  and  return 
him/ 

'Beast?'  said  the  officer,  'I  value  that  dog 
considerably  more  than  I  value  any  man  I  know. 
It's  all  very  fine  for  you  to  talk — your  dog's 
here/ 

'So  she  was  —  under  my  feet  —  and,  had  she 
been  missing,  food  and  wages  would  have  stopped 
in  my  house  till  her  return.  But  some  people 
grow  fond  of  dogs  not  worth  a  cut  of  the  whip. 
My  friend  had  to  drive  away  at  last  with  Stanley 
in  the  back-seat;  and  then  the  dog  -  boy  said 
to  me: 

'What  kind  of  animal  is  Bullen  Sahib's  dog? 
Look  at  him ! ' 

I  went  to  the  boy's  hut,  and  the  fat  old 
reprobate  was  lying  on  a  mat  carefully  chained  up, 
He  must  have  heard  his  master  calling  for  twenty 
minutes,  but  had  not  even  attempted  to  join  him, 

4  He  has  no  face,'  said  the  dog'boy  scornfully, 
4  He  is  a  punniar 'hooter  (a  spaniel).  He  never  tried 

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to  get  that  cloth  off  his  jaws  when  his  master  called. 
Now  Vixeri'baba  would  have  jumped  through  the 
window,  and  that  Great  Dog  would  have  slain  me 
with  his  muzzled  mouth.  It  is  true  that  there 
are  many  kinds  of  dogs/ 

Next  evening  who  should  turn  up  but  Stanley. 
The  officer  had  sent  him  back  fourteen  miles  by 
rail  with  a  note  begging  me  to  return  the  retriever 
if  I  had  found  him,  and,  if  I  had  not,  to  offer 
huge  rewards.  The  last  train  to  camp  left  at 
half 'past  ten,  and  Stanley  stayed  till  ten  talking 
to  Garm.  I  argued  and  entreated,  and  even 
threatened  to  shoot  the  bulLterrier,  but  the  little 
man  was  as  firm  as  a  rock,  though  I  gave  him  a 
good  dinner  and  talked  to  him  most  severely. 
Garm  knew  as  well  as  I  that  this  was  the  last  time 
he  could  hope  to  see  his  man,  and  followed  Stanley 
like  a  shadow.  The  retriever  said  nothing,  but 
licked  his  lips  after  his  meal  and  waddled  off 
without  so  much  as  saying  *  Thank  you '  to  the 
disgusted  dog*boy. 

So  that  last  meeting  was  over  and  I  felt  as 
wretched  as  Garm,  who  moaned  in  his  sleep  all 
night.  When  we  went  to  the  office  he  found  a 
place  under  the  table  close  to  Vixen,  and  dropped 
flat  till  it  was  time  to  go  home.  There  was  no 
more  running  out  into  the  verandas,  no  slinking 
away  for  stolen  talks  with  Stanley.  As  the  weather 

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grew  warmer  the  dogs  were  forbidden  to  run 
beside  the  cart,  but  sat  at  my  side  on  the  seat, 
Vixen  with  her  head  under  the  crook  of  my  left 
elbow,  and  Garm  hugging  the  left  handrail* 

Here  Vixen  was  ever  in  great  form*  She  had 
to  attend  to  all  the  moving  traffic,  such  as  bullock* 
carts  that  blocked  the  way,  and  camels,  and  led 
ponies ;  as  well  as  to  keep  up  her  dignity  when 
she  passed  low  friends  running  in  the  dust.  She 
never  yapped  for  yapping's  sake,  but  her  shrill, 
high  bark  was  known  all  along  the  Mall,  and  other 
men's  terriers  ki^yied  in  reply,  and  bullock^drivers 
looked  over  their  shoulders  and  gave  us  the  road 
with  a  grin* 

But  Garm  cared  for  none  of  these  things.  His 
big  eyes  were  on  the  horizon  and  his  terrible 
mouth  was  shut.  There  was  another  dog  in  the 
office  who  belonged  to  my  chief.  We  called  him 
4  Bob  the  Librarian/  because  he  always  imagined 
vain  rats  behind  the  bookshelves,  and  in  hunting 
for  them  would  drag  out  half  the  old  newspaper^ 
files.  Bob  was  a  well'meaning  idiot,  but  Garm 
did  not  encourage  him.  He  would  slide  his  head 
round  the  door,  panting,  'Rats!  Come  along, 
Garm ! '  and  Garm  would  shift  one  foresaw  over 
the  other,  and  curl  himself  round,  leaving  Bob  to 
whine  at  a  most  uninterested  back.  The  office 
was  nearly  as  cheerful  as  a  tomb  in  those  days. 

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Once,  and  only  once,  did  I  see  Garm  at  all  con* 
tented  with  his  surroundings.  He  had  gone  for 
an  unauthorised  walk  with  Vixen  early  one  Sunday 
morning,  and  a  very  young  and  foolish  artillery  x 
man  (his  battery  had  just  moved  to  that  part  of 
the  world)  tried  to  steal  them  both.  Vixen,  of 
course,  knew  better  than  to  take  food  from 
soldiers,  and,  besides,  she  had  just  finished  her 
breakfast  So  she  trotted  back  with  a  large  piece 
of  the  mutton  that  they  issue  to  our  troops,  laid 
it  down  on  my  veranda,  and  looked  up  to  see 
what  I  thought.  I  asked  her  where  Garm  was, 
and  she  ran  in  front  of  the  horse  to  show  me  the 
way. 

About  a  mile  up  the  road  we  came  across  our 
artilleryman  sitting  very  stiffly  on  the  edge  of  a 
culvert  with  a  greasy  handkerchief  on  his  knees. 
Garm  was  in  front  of  him,  looking  rather  pleased. 
When  the  man  moved  leg  or  hand,  Garm  bared 
his  teeth  in  silence.  A  broken  string  hung  from 
his  collar,  and  the  other  half  of  it  lay,  all  warm, 
in  the  artilleryman's  still  hand.  He  explained  to 
me,  keeping  his  eyes  straight  in  front  of  him, 
that  he  had  met  this  dog  (he  called  him  awful 
names)  walking  alone,  and  was  going  to  take  him 
to  the  Fort  to  be  killed  for  a  masterless  pariah. 

I  said  that  Garm  did  not  seem  to  me  much  of 
a  pariah,  but  that  he  had  better  take  him  to  the 

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Fort  if  he  thought  best*  He  said  he  did  not  care 
to  do  so.  I  told  him  to  go  to  the  Fort  alone. 
He  said  he  did  not  want  to  go  at  that  hour,  but 
would  follow  my  advice  as  soon  as  I  had  called  off 
the  dog.  I  instructed  Garm  to  take  him  to  the 
Fort,  and  Garm  marched  him  solemnly  up  to  the 
gate,  one  mile  and  a  half  under  a  hot  sun,  and  I 
told  the  quarter^guard  what  had  happened;  but 
the  young  artilleryman  was  more  angry  than  was 
at  all  necessary  when  they  began  to  laugh.  Several 
regiments,  he  was  told,  had  tried  to  steal  Garm  in 
their  time. 

That  month  the  hot  weather  shut  down  in 
earnest,  and  the  dogs  slept  in  the  bathroom  on 
the  cool  wet  bricks  where  the  bath  is  placed. 
Every  morning,  as  soon  as  the  man  filled  my  bath, 
the  two  jumped  in,  and  every  morning  the  man 
filled  the  bath  a  second  time.  I  said  to  him  that 
he  might  as  well  fill  a  small  tub  specially  for  the 
dogs*  'Nay/  said  he  smiling,  'it  is  not  their 
custom.  They  would  not  understand.  Besides, 
the  big  bath  gives  them  more  space/ 

The  punkah'Coolies  who  pull  the  punkahs  day 
and  night  came  to  know  Garm  intimately.  He 
noticed  that  when  the  swaying  fan  stopped  I  would 
call  out  to  the  coolie  and  bid  him  pull  with  a  long 
stroke.  If  the  man  still  slept  I  would  wake  him 
up.  He  discovered,  too,  that  it  was  a  good  thing 
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to  lie  in  the  wave  of  air  under  the  punkah.  Maybe 
Stanley  had  taught  him  all  about  this  in  barracks. 
At  any  rate,  when  the  punkah  stopped,  Garm 
would  first  growl  and  cock  his  eye  at  the  rope, 
and  if  that  did  not  wake  the  man — it  nearly  always 
did — he  would  tiptoe  forth  and  talk  in  the  sleeper's 
ear.  Vixen  was  a  clever  little  dog,  but  she  could 
never  connect  the  punkah  and  the  coolie ;  so  Garm 
gave  me  grateful  hours  of  cool  sleep.  But  he  was 
utterly  wretched — as  miserable  as  a  human  being ; 
and  in  his  misery  he  clung  so  closely  to  me  that 
other  men  noticed  it,  and  were  envious.  If  I 
moved  from  one  room  to  another  Garm  followed ; 
if  my  pen  stopped  scratching,  Garm's  head  was 
thrust  into  my  hand ;  if  I  turned,  half  awake,  on 
the  pillow,  Garm  was  up  and  at  my  side,  for  he 
knew  that  I  was  his  only  link  with  his  master,  and 
day  and  night,  and  night  and  day,  his  eyes  asked 
one  question — *  When  is  this  going  to  end  ? ' 

Living  with  the  dog  as  I  did,  I  never  noticed 
that  he  was  more  than  ordinarily  upset  by  the  hot 
weather,  till  one  day  at  the  Club  a  man  said: 
4  That  dog  of  yours  will  die  in  a  week  or  two. 
He's  a  shadow/  Then  I  dosed  Garm  with  iron 
and  quinine,  which  he  hated;  and  I  felt  very 
anxious.  He  lost  his  appetite,  and  Vixen  was 
allowed  to  eat  his  dinner  under  his  eyes.  Even 
that  did  not  make  him  swallow,  and  we  held  a 
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consultation  on  him,  of  the  best  man'doctor  in  the 
place ;  a  lady'doctor,  who  cured  the  sick  wives  of 
kings;  and  the  Deputy  Inspector^General  of  the 
veterinary  service  of  all  India*  They  pronounced 
upon  his  symptoms,  and  I  told  them  his  story,  and 
Garm  lay  on  a  sofa  licking  my  hand* 

'He's  dying  of  a  broken  heart/  said  the  lady* 
doctor  suddenly, 

"Pon  my  word/  said  the  Deputy  Inspector^ 
General,  '  I  believe  Mrs,  Macrae  is  perfectly  right — 
as  usual/ 

The  best  man*doctor  in  the  place  wrote  a  pre^ 
scription,  and  the  veterinary  Deputy  Inspector* 
General  went  over  it  afterwards  to  be  sure  that 
the  drugs  were  in  the  proper  dog^proportions ; 
and  that  was  the  first  time  in  his  life  that  our 
doctor  ever  allowed  his  prescriptions  to  be  edited. 
It  was  a  strong  tonic,  and  it  put  the  dear  boy  on 
his  feet  for  a  week  or  two;  then  he  lost  flesh 
again,  I  asked  a  man  I  knew  to  take  him  up  to 
the  Hills  with  him  when  he  went,  and  the  man 
came  to  the  door  with  his  kit  packed  on  the  top 
of  the  carriage,  Garm  took  in  the  situation  at 
one  red  glance.  The  hair  rose  along  his  back; 
he  sat  down  in  front  of  me  and  delivered  the  most 
awful  growl  I  have  ever  heard  in  the  jaws  of  a 
dog.  I  shouted  to  my  friend  to  get  away  at  once, 
and  as  soon  as  the  carnage  was  out  of  the  garden 

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Garm  laid  his  head  on  my  knee  and  whined.  So 
I  knew  his  answer,  and  devoted  myself  to  getting 
Stanley's  address  in  the  Hills. 

My  turn  to  go  to  the  cool  came  late  in  August, 
We  were  allowed  thirty  days'  holiday  in  a  year, 
if  no  one  fell  sick,  and  we  took  it  as  we  could  be 
spared.  My  chief  and  Bob  the  Librarian  had  their 
holiday  first,  and  when  they  were  gone  I  made  a 
calendar,  as  I  always  did,  and  hung  it  up  at  the 
head  of  my  cot,  tearing  off  one  day  at  a  time  till 
they  returned.  Vixen  had  gone  up  to  the  Hills 
with  me  five  times  before;  and  she  appreciated 
the  cold  and  the  damp  and  the  beautiful  wood 
fires  there  as  much  as  I  did. 

4  Garm/  I  said, 4  we  are  going  back  to  Stanley 
atKasauli.  Kasauli — Stanley;  Stanley — Kasauli/ 
And  I  repeated  it  twenty  times.  It  was  not 
Kasauli  really,  but  another  place.  Still  I  re* 
membered  what  Stanley  had  said  in  my  garden 
on  the  last  night,  and  I  dared  not  change  the 
name.  Then  Garm  began  to  tremble ;  then  he 
barked;  and  then  he  leaped  up  at  me,  frisking 
and  wagging  his  tail. 

'Not  now/  I  said,  holding  up  my  hand. 
'When  I  say  "Go,"  well  go,  Garm/  I  pulled 
out  the  little  blanket  coat  and  spiked  collar  that 
Vixen  always  wore  up  in  the  Hills,  to  protect  her 
against  sudden  chills  and  thieving  leopards,  and  I 

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let  the  two  smell  them  and  talk  it  over.  What 
they  said  of  course  I  do  not  know,  but  it  made  a 
new  dog  of  Garm.  His  eyes  were  bright;  and 
he  barked  joyfully  when  I  spoke  to  him.  He  ate 
his  food,  and  he  killed  his  rats  for  the  next  three 
weeks,  and  when  he  began  to  whine  I  had  only  to 
say  4  Stanley  —  Kasauli;  Kasauli  —  Stanley/  to 
wake  him  up,  I  wish  I  had  thought  of  it  before, 

My  chief  came  back,  all  brown  with  living  in 
the  open  air,  and  very  angry  at  finding  it  so  hot 
in  the  plains*  The  same  afternoon  we  three  and 
Kadir  Buksh  began  to  pack  for  our  month's  holi' 
day,  Vixen  rolling  in  and  out  of  the  bullock'trunk 
twenty  times  a  minute,  and  Garm  grinning  all  over 
and  thumping  on  the  floor  with  his  tail.  Vixen 
knew  the  routine  of  travelling  as  well  as  she  knew 
my  office*work.  She  went  to  the  station,  singing 
songs,  on  the  front  seat  of  the  carriage,  while 
Garm  sat  with  me.  She  hurried  into  the  railway 
carriage,  saw  Kadir  Buksh  make  up  my  bed  for 
the  night,  got  her  drink  of  water,  and  curled  up 
with  her  black  *  patch  eye  on  the  tumult  of  the 
platform,  Garm  followed  her  (the  crowd  gave 
him  a  lane  all  to  himself)  and  sat  down  on  the 
pillows  with  his  eyes  blazing,  and  his  tail  a  haze 
behind  him, 

We  came  to  Umballa  in  the  hot  misty  dawn, 
four  or  five  men,  who  had  been  working  hard  for 

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eleven  months,  shouting  for  our  daks  —  the 
horse  travelling  carriages  that  were  to  take  us  up 
to  Kalka  at  the  foot  of  the  Hills*  It  was  all  new 
to  Garm.  He  did  not  understand  carriages  where 
you  lay  at  full  length  on  your  bedding,  but  Vixen 
knew  and  hopped  into  her  place  at  once;  Garm 
following.  The  Kalka  Road,  before  the  railway 
was  built,  was  about  forty^seven  miles  long,  and 
the  horses  were  changed  every  eight  miles.  Most 
of  them  jibbed,  and  kicked,  and  plunged,  but  they 
had  to  go,  and  they  went  rather  better  than  usual 
for  Garm's  deep  bay  in  their  rear. 

There  was  a  river  to  be  forded,  and  four  bul* 
locks  pulled  the  carriage,  and  Vixen  stuck  her 
head  out  of  the  sliding-door  and  nearly  fell  into 
the  water  while  she  gave  directions.  Garm  was 
silent  and  curious,  and  rather  needed  reassuring 
about  Stanley  and  Kasauli.  So  we  rolled,  barking 
and  yelping,  into  Kalka  for  lunch,  and  Garm  ate 
enough  for  two. 

After  Kalka  the  road  wound  among  the  hills, 
and  we  took  a  curricle  with  half'broken  ponies, 
which  were  changed  every  six  miles.  No  one 
dreamed  of  a  railroad  to  Simla  in  those  days,  for 
it  was  seven  thousand  feet  up  in  the  air.  The  road 
was  more  than  fifty  miles  long,  and  the  regulation 
pace  was  just  as  fast  as  the  ponies  could  go.  Here, 
again,  Vixen  led  Garm  from  one  carriage  to  the 

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other;  jumped  into  the  back  seat,  and  shouted* 
A  cool  breath  from  the  snows  met  us  about  five 
miles  out  of  Kalka,  and  she  whined  for  her  coat, 
wisely  fearing  a  chill  on  the  liver.  I  had  had 
one  made  for  Garm  too,  and,  as  we  climbed 
to  the  fresh  breezes,  I  put  it  on,  and  Garm 
chewed  it  uncomprehendingly,  but  I  think  he  was 
grateful. 

4  Hi'yi'yi'yi ! '  sang  Vixen  as  we  shot  round 
the  curves  ;  *  TooMooMoot  I '  went  the  driver's 
bugle  at  the  dangerous  places,  and  'Yow!  yowl 
yow!'  bayed  Garm.  Kadir  Buksh  sat  on  the 
front  seat  and  smiled.  Even  he  was  glad  to  get 
away  from  the  heat  of  the  Plains  that  stewed  in  the 
haze  behind  us.  Now  and  then  we  would  meet  a 
man  we  knew  going  down  to  his  work  again,  and 
he  would  say;  4 What's  it  like  below?'  and  I 
would  shout :  *  Hotter  than  cinders.  What's  it 
like  up  above  ? '  and  he  would  shout  back :  4  Just 
perfect ! '  and  away  we  would  go. 

Suddenly  Kadir  Buksh  said,  over  his  shoulder : 
4  Here  is  Solon ' ;  and  Garm  snored  where  he  lay 
with  his  head  on  my  knee.  Solon  is  an  unpleasant 
little  cantonment,  but  it  has  the  advantage  of  being 
cool  and  healthy.  It  is  all  bare  and  windy,  and 
one  generally  stops  at  a  rest-house  near  by  for 
something  to  eat.  I  got  out  and  took  both  dogs 
with  me,  while  Kadir  Buksh  made  tea.  A  soldier 

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told  us  we  should  find  Stanley 4  out  there/  nodding 
his  head  towards  a  bare,  bleak  hill 

When  we  climbed  to  the  top  we  spied  that  very 
Stanley,  who  had  given  me  all  this  trouble,  sitting 
on  a  rock  with  his  face  in  his  hands  and  his  over* 
coat  hanging  loose  about  him,  I  never  saw  any* 
thing  so  lonely  and  dejected  in  my  life  as  this  one 
little  man,  crumpled  up  and  thinking,  on  the  great 
grey  hillside. 

Here  Garm  left  me. 

He  departed  without  a  word,  and,  so  far  as  I 
could  see,  without  moving  his  legs.  He  flew 
through  the  air  bodily,  and  I  heard  the  whack  of 
him  as  he  flung  himself  at  Stanley,  knocking  the 
little  man  clean  over.  They  rolled  on  the  ground 
together,  shouting,  and  yelping,  and  hugging.  I 
could  not  see  which  was  dog  and  which  was  man, 
till  Stanley  got  up  and  whimpered. 

He  told  me  that  he  had  been  suffering  from 
fever  at  intervals,  and  was  very  weak.  He  looked 
all  he  said,  but  even  while  I  watched,  both  man 
and  dog  plumped  out  to  their  natural  sizes,  pre* 
cisely  as  dried  apples  swell  in  water.  Garm  was 
on  his  shoulder,  and  his  breast  and  feet  all  at  the 
same  time,  so  that  Stanley  spoke  all  through  a  cloud 
of  Garm— gulping,  sobbing,  slavering  Garm.  He 
did  not  say  anything  that  I  could  understand,  ex^ 
cept  that  he  had  fancied  he  was  going  to  die,  but 

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that  now  he  was  quite  well,  and  that  he  was  not 
going  to  give  up  Garm  any  more  to  anybody 
under  the  rank  of  Beelzebub, 

Then  he  said  he  felt  hungry,  and  thirsty,  and 
happy. 

We  went  down  to  tea  at  the  rest-house,  where 
Stanley  stuffed  himself  with  sardines  and  raspberry 
jam,  and  beer,  and  cold  mutton  and  pickles,  when 
Garm  wasn't  climbing  over  him  ;  and  then  Vixen 
and  I  went  on. 

Garm  saw  how  it  was  at  once*  He  said  good- 
bye to  me  three  times,  giving  me  both  paws  one 
after  another,  and  leaping  on  to  my  shoulder*  He 
further  escorted  us,  singing  Hosannas  at  the  top 
of  his  voice,  a  mile  down  the  road.  Then  he  raced 
back  to  his  own  master. 

Vixen  never  opened  her  mouth,  but  when  the 
cold  twilight  came,  and  we  could  see  the  lights  of 
Simla  across  the  hills,  she  snuffled  with  her  nose  at 
the  breast  of  my  ulster.  I  unbuttoned  it,  and 
tucked  her  inside.  Then  she  gave  a  contented 
little  sniff,  and  fell  fast  asleep,  her  head  on  my 
breast,  till  we  bundled  out  at  Simla,  two  of  the 
four  happiest  people  in  all  the  world  that  night. 


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There  is  sorrow  enough  in  the  natural  way 
From  men  and  women  to  fill  our  day ; 
But  when  we  are  certain  of  sorrow  in  store, 
Why  do  we  always  arrange  for  more  ? 
Brothers  and  sisters,  I  bid  you  beware 
Of  giving  your  heart  to  a  dog  to  tear. 

Buy  a  pup  and  your  money  will  buy 

Love  unflinching  that  cannot  lie — 

Perfect  passion  and  worship  fed 

By  a  kick  in  the  ribs  or  a  pat  on  the  head. 

Nevertheless  it  is  hardly  fair 

To  risk  your  heart  for  a  dog  to  tear. 

When  the  fourteen  years  which  Nature  permits 

Are  closing  in  asthma,  or  tumour,  or  fits, 

And  the  vet's  unspoken  prescription  runs 

To  lethal  chambers  or  loaded  guns, 

Then  you  will  find — it's  your  own  affair, 

Bui  .  .  .  you've  given  your  heart  to  a  dog  to  tear. 

When  the  body  that  lived  at  your  single  will, 
When  the  whimper  of  welcome  is  stilled  (how  still  1), 
When  the  spirit  that  answered  your  every  mood 
Is  gone — wherever  it  goes — for  good, 
You  will  discover  how  much  you  care, 
And  will  give  your  heart  to  a  dog  to  tear  I 

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We've  sorrow  enough  in  the  natural  way, 

When  it  comes  to  burying  Christian  clay. 

Our  loves  are  not  given,  but  only  lent, 

At  compound  interest  of  cent  per  cent. 

Though  it  is  not  always  the  case,  I  believe, 

That  the  longer  we've  kept  'em,  the  more  do  we  grieve 

For,  when  debts  are  payable,  right  or  wrong, 

A  short>time  loan  is  as  bad  as  a  long — 

So  why  in  Heaven  (before  we  are  there  !) 

Should  we  give  our  hearts  to  a  dog  to  tear  ? 


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IF  the  stock  had  not  been  old  and  overcrowded, 
the  Wax-moth  would  never  have  entered ;  but 
where  bees  are  too  thick  on  the  comb  there 
must  be  sickness  or  parasites*  The  heat  of  the  hive 
had  risen  with  the  June  honey-flow,  and  though 
the  fanners  worked,  until  their  wings  ached,  to 
keep  people  cool,  everybody  suffered. 

A  young  bee  crawled  up  the  greasy,  trampled 
alighting-board.  4  Excuse  me/  she  began, 4  but  it's 
my  first  honey  -flight.  Could  you  kindly  tell  me 
if  this  is  my — 

4 own  hive?'  the  Guard  snapped.  'Yes! 

Buzz  in,  and  be  foul-brooded  to  you !  Next ! ' 

4 Shame!'  cried  half-a-dozen  old  workers  with 
worn  wings  and  nerves,  and  there  was  a  scuffle  and 
a  hum. 

The  little  grey  Wax -moth,  pressed  close  in  a 
crack  in  the  alighting-board,  had  waited  this  chance 
all  day.  She  scuttled  in  like  a  ghost,  and,  knowing 

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the  senior  bees  would  turn  her  out  at  once,  dodged 
into  a  brood'frame,  where  youngsters  who  had  not 
yet  seen  the  winds  blow  or  the  flowers  nod  dis* 
cussed  life.  Here  she  was  safe,  for  young  bees 
will  tolerate  any  sort  of  stranger.  Behind  her  came 
the  bee  who  had  been  slanged  by  the  Guard* 

'What  is  the  world  like,  Melissa ?'  said  a 
companion, 

*  Cruel!  I  brought  in  a  full  load  of  first<lass 
stuff,  and  the  Guard  told  me  to  go  and  be  foul* 
brooded!'  She  sat  down  in  the  cool  draught 
across  the  combs. 

'If  you'd  only  heard/  said  the  Wax * moth 
silkily,  'the  insolence  of  the  Guard's  tone  when 
she  cursed  our  sister!  It  aroused  the  Entire 
Community/  She  laid  an  egg.  She  had  stolen  in 
for  that  purpose* 

4  There  was  a  bit  of  a  fuss  on  the  Gate/  Melissa 

chuckled.  'You  were  there,  Miss ?'  She 

did  not  know  how  to  address  the  slim  stranger. 

'Don't  call  me  "Miss."  I'm  a  sister  to  all  in 
affliction — just  a  working-sister*  My  heart  bled 
for  you  beneath  your  burden/  The  Wax-moth 
caressed  Melissa  with  her  soft  feelers  and  laid 
another  egg. 

'You  mustn't  lay  here/  cried  Melissa.  'You 
aren't  a  Queen/ 

'My  dear  child,  I  give  you  my  most  solemn 

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word  of  honour  those  aren't  eggs.  Those  are  my 
principles,  and  I  am  ready  to  die  for  them/  She 
raised  her  voice  a  little  above  the  rustle  and  tramp 
round  her.  4  If  you'd  like  to  kill  me,  pray  do/ 

4  Don't  be  unkind,  Melissa/  said  a  young  bee, 
impressed  by  the  chaste  folds  of  the  Wax-moth's 
wing,  which  hid  her  ceaseless  egg'dropping. 

'/  haven't  done  anything/  Melissa  answered. 
4  She's  doing  it  all/ 

'Ah,  don't  let  your  conscience  reproach  you 
later,  but  when  you've  killed  me,  write  me,  at  least, 
as  one  that  loved  her  fellows-workers/ 

Laying  at  every  sob,  the  Wax^moth  backed 
into  a  crowd  of  young  bees,  and  left  Melissa 
bewildered  and  annoyed.  So  she  lifted  up  her 
little  voice  in  the  darkness  and  cried,  4  Stores ! f 
till  a  gang  of  cell*fillers  hailed  her,  and  she  left  her 
load  with  them. 

'  I'm  afraid  I  foul-brooded  you  just  now/  said  a 
voice  over  her  shoulder.  'I'd  been  on  the  Gate 
for  three  hours,  and  one  would  foulxbrood  the 
Queen  herself  after  that.  No  offence  meant/ 

'None  taken/  Melissa  answered  cheerily.  'I 
shall  be  on  guard  myself,  some  day.  What's  next 
to  do?' 

4  There's  a  rumour  of  Death's  Head  Moths 
about.  Send  a  gang  of  youngsters  to  the  Gate, 
and  tell  them  to  narrow  it  in  with  a  couple  of 

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stout  scraps-wax  pillars.  It'll  make  the  Hive  hot, 
but  we  can't  have  Death's  Headers  in  the  middle 
of  our  honeyxflow/ 

4 My  Only  Wings!  I  should  think  not!' 
Melissa  had  all  a  sound  bee's  hereditary  hatred 
against  the  big,  squeaking,  feathery  Thief  of  the 
Hives,  4 Tumble  out!'  she  called  across  the 
youngsters'  quarters.  4  All  you  who  aren't  feeding 
babies,  show  a  leg.  Scrap'wax  pillars  for  the 
Ga^ate ! '  She  chanted  the  order  at  length. 

'  That's  nonsense,'  a  downy,  day -  old  bee 
answered.  '  In  the  first  place,  I  never  heard  of  a 
Death's  Header  coming  into  a  hive.  People  don't 
do  such  things.  In  the  second,  building  pillars  to 
keep  'em  out  is  purely  a  Cypriote  trick,  unworthy 
of  British  bees.  In  the  third,  if  you  trust  a 
Death's  Head,  he  will  trust  you.  Pillar-building 
shows  lack  of  confidence.  Our  dear  sister  in  grey 
says  so.' 

4  Yes.  Pillars  are  un-English  and  provocative, 
and  a  waste  of  wax  that  is  needed  for  higher  and 
more  practical  ends,'  said  the  Wax-moth  from  an 
empty  store-cell. 

'The  safety  of  the  Hive  is  the  highest  thing 
I've  ever  heard  of.  You  mustn't  teach  us  to  refuse 
work,'  Melissa  began. 

4  You  misunderstand  me  as  usual,  love.  Work's 
.the  essence  of  life;  but  to  expend  precious  un" 

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returning  vitality  and  real  labour  against  imaginary 
danger,  that  is  heartbreakingly  absurd  I  If  I  can 
only  teach  a — a  little  toleration — a  little  ordinary 
kindness  here  towards  that  absurd  old  bogey  you 
call  the  Death's  Header,  I  shan't  have  lived  in 
vain/ 

'She  hasn't  lived  in  vain,  the  darling!'  cried 
twenty  bees  together,  '  You  should  see  her  saintly 
life,  Melissa !  She  just  devotes  herself  to  spreading 
her  principles,  and — and — she  looks  lovely  I f 

An  old,  baldish  bee  came  up  the  comb, 

4 Pillar- workers  for  the  Gate!  Get  out  and 
chew  scraps.  Buzz  off!'  she  said.  The  Wax* 
moth  slipped  aside. 

The  young  bees  trooped  down  the  frame, 
whispering. 

4  What's  the  matter  with  'em  ? '  said  the  oldster. 
'Why  do  they  call  each  other  'Mucky"  and 
"darling."  'Must  be  the  weather.'  She  sniffed 
suspiciously.  4  Horrid  stuffy  smell  here.  Like 
stale  quilts.  Not  Wax-moth,  I  hope,  Melissa  ? ' 

4  Not  to  my  knowledge,'  said  Melissa,  who,  of 
course,  only  knew  the  Wax-moth  as  a  lady  with 
principles,  and  had  never  thought  to  report  her 
presence.  She  had  always  imagined  Wax-moths 
to  be  like  blood-red  dragon-flies. 

4  You  had  better  fan  out  this  corner  for  a  little,' 
said  the  old  bee  and  passed  on.  Melissa  dropped 

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her  head  at  once,  took  firm  hold  with  her  forefeet, 
and  fanned  obediently  at  the  regulation  stroke — 
three  hundred  beats  to  the  second.  Fanning  tries 
a  bee's  temper,  because  she  must  always  keep  in  the 
same  place  where  she  never  seems  to  be  doing  any 
good,  and,  all  the  while,  she  is  wearing  out  her 
only  wings.  When  a  bee  cannot  fly,  a  bee  must 
not  live ;  and  a  bee  knows  it.  The  Wax^moth 
crept  forth,  and  caressed  Melissa  again* 

'I  see/  she  murmured,  'that  at  heart  you  are 
one  of  Us/ 

4 1  work  with  the  Hive/  Melissa  answered 
briefly. 

'It's  the  same  thing.  We  and  the  Hive  are 
one/ 

'Then  why  are  your  feelers  different  from 
ours  ?  Don't  cuddle  so/ 

'Don't  be  provincial,  carissima.  You  can't 
have  all  the  world  alike— yet/ 

'  But  why  do  you  lay  eggs  ? '  Melissa  insisted. 
'You  lay  'em  like  a  Queen — only  you  drop 
them  in  patches  all  over  the  place*  I've  watched 
you/ 

'Ah,  Brighteyes,  so  you've  pierced  my  little 
subterfuge?  Yes,  they  are  eggs.  By  and  by 
they'll  spread  our  principles.  Aren't  you  glad  ? ' 

'You  gave  me  your  most  solemn  word  of 
honour  that  they  were  not  eggs/ 

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'That  was  my  little  subterfuge,  dearest — for 
the  sake  of  the  Cause.  Now  I  must  reach  the 
young/  The  Wax-moth  tripped  towards  the 
fourth  brood-frame  where  the  young  bees  were 
busy  feeding  the  babies. 

It  takes  some  time  for  a  sound  bee  to  realise 
a  malignant  and  continuous  lie.  4  She's  very  sweet 
and  feathery/  was  all  that  Melissa  thought,  *  but 
her  talk  sounds  like  ivy  honey  tastes.  I'd  better 
get  to  my  field-work  again/ 

She  found  the  Gate  in  a  sulky  uproar.  The 
youngsters  told  off  to  the  pillars  had  refused  to 
chew  scrap-wax  because  it  made  their  jaws  ache, 
and  were  clamouring  for  virgin  stuff. 

4  Anything  to  finish  the  job  I '  said  the  badgered 
Guards.  *  Hang  up,  some  of  you,  and  make  wax 
for  these  slack-jawed  sisters/ 

Before  a  bee  can  make  wax  she  must  fill  herself 
with  honey.  Then  she  climbs  to  safe  foothold  and 
hangs,  while  other  gorged  bees  hang  on  to  her  in 
a  duster.  There  they  wait  in  silence  till  the  wax 
comes.  The  scales  are  either  taken  out  of  the 
maker's  pockets  by  the  workers,  or  tinkle  down 
on  the  workers  while  they  wait.  The  workers 
chew  them  (they  are  useless  unchewed)  into  the 
all-supporting,  all-embracing  Wax  of  the  Hive. 

But  now,  no  sooner  was  the  wax  cluster  in 
position  than  the  workers  below  broke  out  again. 

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4  Come  down ! '  they  cried.  4  Come  down  and 
work !  Come  on,  you  Levantine  parasites !  Don't 
think  to  enjoy  yourselves  up  there  while  we're 
sweating  down  here ! ' 

The  cluster  shivered,  as  from  hooked  forefoot 
to  hooked  hind^foot  it  telegraphed  uneasiness.  At 
last  a  worker  sprang  up,  grabbed  the  lowest  waxx 
maker,  and  swung,  kicking,  above  her  companions. 

4 1  can  make  wax  too ! '  she  bawled.  4  Give  me 
a  full  gorge  and  Pll  make  tons  of  it/ 

4  Make  it,  then/  said  the  bee  she  had  grappled. 
The  spoken  word  snapped  the  current  through  the 
cluster.  It  shook  and  glistened  like  a  cat's  fur  in 
the  dark*  *  Unhook !'  it  murmured.  'No  wax 
for  any  one  today/ 

'You  lazy  thieves!  Hang  up  at  once  and 
produce  our  wax/  said  the  bees  below. 

'Impossible!  The  sweat's  gone.  To  make 
your  wax  we  must  have  stillness,  warmth,  and 
food.  Unhook!  Unhook!' 

They  broke  up  as  they  murmured,  and  dis^ 
appeared  among  the  other  bees,  from  whom,  of 
course,  they  were  undistinguishable. 

4  'Seems  as  if  we'd  have  to  chew  scrap^wax  for 
these  pillars,  after  all/  said  a  worker. 

'Not  by  a  whole  comb/  cried  the  young  bee 
who  had  broken  the  cluster.  'Listen  here!  I've 
studied  the  question  more  than  twenty  minutes. 

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It's  as  simple  as  falling  off  a  daisy.  You've  heard 
of  Cheshire,  Root  and  Langstroth  ? ' 

They  had  not,  but  they  shouted  'Good  old 
Langstroth ! '  just  the  same. 

4  Those  three  know  all  that  there  is  to  be 
known  about  making  hives.  One  or  t'other  of 
'em  must  have  made  ours,  and  if  they've  made 
it,  they're  bound  to  look  after  it.  Ours  is  a 
"Guaranteed  Patent  Hive."  You  can  see  it  on 
the  label  behind.' 

4  Good  old  guarantee !  Hurrah  for  the  label 
behind ! '  roared  the  bees. 

4  Well,  such  being  the  case,  /  say  that  when  we 
find  they've  betrayed  us,  we  can  exact  from  them 
a  terrible  vengeance.' 

'  Good  old  vengeance !  Good  old  Root !  'Nuf f 
said !  Chuck  it ! '  The  crowd  cheered  and  broke 
away  as  Melissa  dived  through. 

'D'you  know  where  Langstroth,  Root  and 
Cheshire  live  if  you  happen  to  want  'em?'  she 
asked  of  the  proud  and  panting  orator. 

'Gum  me  if  I  know  they  ever  lived  at  all! 
But  aren't  they  beautiful  names  to  buzz  about? 
Did  you  see  how  it  worked  up  the  sisterhood  ? ' 

'Yes,  but  it  didn't  defend  the  Gate,'  she 
replied. 

4  Ah,  perhaps  that's  true,  but  think  how  delicate 
my  position  is,  sister.  I've  a  magnificent  appetite, 

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and  I  don't  like  working.  It's  bad  for  the  mind. 
My  instinct  tells  me  that  I  can  act  as  a  restraining 
influence  on  others.  They  would  have  been  worse, 
but  for  me/ 

But  Melissa  had  already  risen  clear,  and  was 
heading  for  a  breadth  of  virgin  white  clover,  which 
to  an  overtired  bee  is  as  soothing  as  plain  knitting 
to  a  woman, 

*  I  think  Til  take  this  load  to  the  nurseries/  she 
said,  when  she  had  finished,  4  It  was  always  quiet 
there  in  my  day/  and  she  topped  off  with  two 
little  pats  of  pollen  for  the  babies. 

She  was  met  on  the  fourth  brood^comb  by  a 
rush  of  excited  sisters  all  buzzing  together, 

4  One  at  a  timei  Let  me  put  down  my  load. 
Now,  what  is  it,  Sacharissa  ? '  she  said. 

4  Grey  Sister — that  fluffy  one,  I  mean — she  came 
and  said  we  ought  to  be  out  in  the  sunshine  gather* 
ing  honey,  because  life  was  short.  She  said  any 
old  bee  could  attend  to  our  babies,  and  some  day 
old  bees  would.  That  isn't  true,  Melissa,  is  it? 
No  old  bees  can  take  us  away  from  our  babies, 
can  they?' 

4  Of  course  not.  You  feed  the  babies  while 
your  heads  are  soft.  When  your  heads  harden, 
you  go  on  to  field-work.  Any  one  knows  that/ 

'We  told  her  so!  We  told  her  so;  but  she 
only  waved  her  feelers,  and  said  we  could  all  lay 

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eggs  like  Queens  if  we  chose.  And  I'm  afraid  lots 
of  the  weaker  sisters  believe  her,  and  are  trying  to 
do  it.  So  unsettling ! ' 

Sacharissa  sped  to  a  sealed  worker-cell  whose 
lid  pulsated,  as  the  bee  within  began  to  cut  its 
way  out. 

'Come  along,  precious!'  she  murmured,  and 
thinned  the  frail  top  from  the  other  side.  A  pale, 
damp,  creased  thing  hoisted  itself  feebly  on  to  the 
comb.  Sacharissa's  note  changed  at  once.  'No 
time  to  waste !  Go  up  the  frame  and  preen  your* 
self!'  she  said.  'Report  for  nursing-duty  in  my 
ward  to-morrow  evening  at  six.  Stop  a  minute* 
What's  the  matter  with  your  third  right  leg  ? ' 

The  young  bee  held  it  out  in  silence — unmis* 
takably  a  drone  leg  incapable  of  packing  pollen. 

'Thank  you.  You  needn't  report  till  the  day 
after  to-morrow.'  Sacharissa  turned  to  her  con> 
panion.  'That's  the  fifth  oddity  hatched  in  my 
ward  since  noon.  I  don't  like  it.' 

'  There's  always  a  certain  number  of  'em,'  said 
Melissa.  'You  can't  stop  a  few  working  sisters 
from  laying,  now  and  then,  when  they  overfeed 
themselves.  They  only  raise  dwarf  drones.' 

'But  we're  hatching  out  drones  with  workers' 
stomachs;  workers  with  drones'  stomachs;  and 
albinos  and  mixed-leggers  who  can't  pack  pollen 
— like  that  poor  little  beast  yonder.  I  don't  mind 

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dwarf  drones  any  more  than  you  do  (they  all  die 
in  July),  but  this  steady  hatch  of  oddities  frightens 
me,  Melissa ! ' 

4  How  narrow  of  you !  They  are  all  so  delight' 
fully  clever  and  unusual  and  interesting/  piped  the 
Wax-moth  from  a  crack  above  them.  '  Come  here, 
you  dear,  downy  duck,  and  tell  us  all  about  your 
feelings/ 

'I  wish  she'd  go!'  Sacharissa  lowered  her 
voice.  *  She  meets  these — er — oddities  as  they  dry 
out,  and  cuddles  'em  in  corners/ 

'  I  suppose  the  truth  is  that  we're  overstocked 
and  too  well  fed  to  swarm/  said  Melissa* 

'That  is  the  truth/  said  the  Queen's  voice 
behind  them.  They  had  not  heard  the  heavy 
royal  footfall  which  sets  empty  cells  vibrating. 
Sacharissa  offered  her  food  at  once.  She  ate  and 
dragged  her  weary  body  forward.  'Can  you 
suggest  a  remedy  ? '  she  said. 

'New  principles!'  cried  the  Wax-moth  from 
her  crevice.  4  We'll  apply  them  quietly — later/ 

'  Suppose  we  sent  out  a  swarm  ? '  Melissa  sug- 
gested.  'It's  a  little  late,  but  it  might  ease  us 
off/ 

4 It  would  save  us,  but  —  I  know  the  Hive! 
You  shall  see  for  yourself/  The  old  Queen  cried 
the  Swarming  Cry,  which  to  a  bee  of  good  blood 
should  be  what  the  trumpet  was  to  Job's  war- 

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horse.  In  spite  of  her  immense  age  (three  years), 
it  rang  between  the  canon  xlike  frames  as  a  pibroch 
rings  in  a  mountain  pass  ;  the  fanners  changed 
their  note,  and  repeated  it  up  in  every  gallery; 
and  the  broad  *  winged  drones,  burly  and  eager, 
ended  it  on  one  nerve  *  thrilling  outbreak  of 
bugles:  *  La  Reine  le  veult!  Swarm!  Swar^rm! 


But  the  roar  which  should  follow  the  Call  was 
wanting*  They  heard  a  broken  grumble  like  the 
murmur  of  a  falling  tide. 

4  Swarm  ?  What  for  ?  Catch  me  leaving  a 
good  bar'frame  Hive,  with  fixed  foundations,  for 
a  rotten  old  oak  out  in  the  open  where  it  may  rain 
any  minute!  Wire  all  right!  It's  a  "  Patent 
Guaranteed  Hive/'  Why  do  they  want  to  turn 
us  out  ?  Swarming  be  gummed  !  Swarming  was 
invented  to  cheat  a  worker  out  of  her  proper 
comforts.  Come  on  off  to  bed  !  ' 

The  noise  died  out  as  the  bees  settled  in  empty 
cells  for  the  night. 

'You  hear?'  said  the  Queen.  'I  know  the 
Hive!' 

4  Quite  between  ourselves,  /  taught  them  that,' 
cried  the  Wax  -  moth.  'Wait  till  my  principles 
develop,  and  you'll  see  the  light  from  a  new 
quarter.' 

'You   speak   truth  for  once,'  the  Queen   said 

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suddenly,  for  she  recognised  the  Wax ,  moth. 
4  That  Light  will  break  into  the  top  of  the  Hive, 
A  Hot  Smoke  will  follow  it,  and  your  children 
will  not  be  able  to  hide  in  any  crevice/ 

4 Is  it  possible?'  Melissa  whispered*  'I — we 
have  sometimes  heard  a  legend  like  it/ 

4  It  is  no  legend/  the  old  Queen  answered.  '  I 
had  it  from  my  mother,  and  she  had  it  from 
hers.  After  the  Wax^moth  has  grown  strong,  a 
Shadow  will  fall  across  the  gate ;  a  Voice  will 
speak  from  behind  a  Veil;  there  will  be  Light, 
and  Hot  Smoke,  and  earthquakes,  and  those  who 
live  will  see  everything  that  they  have  done,  all 
together  in  one  place,  burned  up  in  one  great 
Fire/  The  old  Queen  was  trying  to  tell  what  she 
had  been  told  of  the  Bee  Master's  dealings  with 
an  infected  hive  in  the  apiary,  two  or  three 
seasons  ago;  and,  of  course,  from  her  point  of 
view  the  affair  was  as  important  as  the  Day  of 
Judgment. 

4  And  then  ? '  asked  horrified  Sacharissa. 

4  Then,  I  have  heard  that  a  little  light  will  burn 
in  a  great  darkness,  and  perhaps  the  world  will 
begin  again.  Myself,  I  think  not/ 

'Tut!  Tut!'  the  Waxxmoth  cried  'You 
good,  fat  people  always  prophesy  ruin  if  things 
don't  go  exactly  your  way.  But  I  grant  you 
there  will  be  changes/ 

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There  were*  When  her  eggs  hatched,  the  wax 
was  riddled  with  little  tunnels,  coated  with  the 
dirty  clothes  of  the  caterpillars.  Flannelly  lines. 
ran  through  the  honey-stores,  the  pollen-larders,, 
the  foundations,  and,  worst  of  all,  through  the 
babies  in  their  cradles,  till  the  Sweeper  Guards 
spent  half  their  time  tossing  out  useless  little 
corpses.  The  lines  ended  in  a  maze  of  sticky 
webbing  on  the  face  of  the  comb.  The  cater- 
pillars  could  not  stop  spinning  as  they  walked, 
and  as  they  walked  everywhere,  they  smarmed 
and  garmed  everything.  Even  where  it  did  not 
hamper  the  bees'  feet,  the  stale,  sour  smell  of  the 
stuff  put  them  off  their  work;  though  some  of 
the  bees  who  had  taken  to  egg-laying  said  it 
encouraged  them  to  be  mothers  and  maintain  a 
vital  interest  in  life* 

When  the  caterpillars  became  moths,  they  made 
friends  with  the  ever-increasing  Oddities — albinos, 
mixed -leggers,  single-eyed  composites,  faceless 
drones,  half -queens  and  laying  sisters;  and  the 
ever  -  dwindling  band  of  the  old  stock  worked 
themselves  bald  and  fray-winged  to  feed  their 
queer  charges.  Most  of  the  Oddities  would  not, 
and  many,  on  account  of  their  malformations, 
could  not,  go  through  a  day's  field  work ;  but  the 
Wax-moths,  who  were  always  busy  on  the  brood- 
comb,  found  pleasant  home  occupations  for  them. 

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One  albino,  for  instance,  divided  the  number  of 
pounds  of  honey  in  stock  by  the  number  of  bees 
in  the  Hive,  and  proved  that  if  every  bee  only 
gathered  honey  for  seven  and  three-quarter 
minutes  a  day,  she  would  have  the  rest  of  the  time 
to  herself,  and  could  accompany  the  drones  on  their 
mating  flights*  The  drones  were  not  at  all  pleased. 
Another,  an  eyeless  drone  with  no  feelers,  said 
that  all  brood-cells  should  be  perfect  circles,  so  as 
not  to  interfere  with  the  grub  or  the  workers. 
He  proved  that  the  old  six-sided  cell  was  solely 
due  to  the  workers  building  against  each  other  on 
opposite  sides  of  the  wall,  and  that  if  there  were 
no  interference,  there  would  be  no  angles.  Some 
bees  tried  the  new  plan  for  a  while,  and  found  it 
cost  eight  times  more  wax  than  the  old  six-sided 
specification ;  and,  as  they  never  allowed  a  cluster 
to  hang  up  and  make  wax  in  peace,  real  wax  was 
scarce.  However,  they  eked  out  their  task  with 
varnish  stolen  from  new  coffins  at  funerals,  and 
it  made  them  rather  sick.  Then  they  took  to 
cadging  round  sugar  -  factories  and  breweries, 
because  it  was  easiest  to  get  their  material  from 
those  places,  and  the  mixture  of  glucose  and  beer 
naturally  fermented  in  store  and  blew  the  store- 
cells  out  of  shape,  besides  smelling  abominably. 
Some  of  the  sound  bees  warned  them  that  ill- 
gotten  gains  never  prosper,  but  the  Oddities  at 

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once  surrounded  them  and  balled  them  to  death. 
That  was  a  punishment  they  were  almost  as  fond 
of  as  they  were  of  eating,  and  they  expected  the 
sound  bees  to  feed  them.  Curiously  enough  the 
age-old  instinct  of  loyalty  and  devotion  towards 
the  Hive  made  the  sound  bees  do  this,  though 
their  reason  told  them  they  ought  to  slip  away  and 
unite  with  some  other  healthy  stock  in  the  apiary. 

4  What  about  seven  and  three-quarter  minutes' 
work  now  ? '  said  Melissa  one  day  as  she  came  in. 
4  Pve  been  at  it  for  five  hours,  and  I've  only  half 
a  load.' 

'Oh,  the  Hive  subsists  on  the  Hival  Honey 
which  the  Hive  produces,'  said  a  blind  Oddity 
squatting  in  a  store-cell. 

4  But  honey  is  gathered  from  flowers  outside— 
two  miles  away  sometimes,'  cried  Melissa. 

4  Pardon  me/  said  the  blind  thing,  sucking  hard. 
4  But  this  is  the  Hive,  is  it  not  ? ' 

4  It  was.    Worse  luck,  it  is.' 

'And  the  Hival  Honey  is  here,  is  it  not?'  It 
opened  a  fresh  store-cell  to  prove  it. 

4  Ye— es,  but  it  won't  be  long  at  this  rate,'  said 
Melissa. 

4  The  rates  have  nothing  to  do  with  it.  This  Hive 
produces  the  Hival  Honey.  You  people  never  seem 
to  grasp  the  economic  simplicity  that  underlies  all 
life.' 

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'Oh,  me!'  said  poor  Melissa,  'haven't  you 
ever  been  beyond  the  Gate  ? ' 

'Certainly  not*  A  fool's  eyes  are  in  the  ends 
of  the  earth.  Mine  are  in  my  head/  It  gorged 
till  it  bloated, 

Melissa  took  refuge  in  her  poorly-paid  field* 
work  and  told  Sacharissa  the  story. 

4  Hut ! '  said  that  wise  bee,  fretting  with  an  old 
maid  of  a  thistle,  'Tell  us  something  new.  The 
Hive's  full  of  such  as  him — it,  I  mean.' 

'What's  the  end  to  be?  All  the  honey  going 
out  and  none  coming  in.  Things  can't  last  this 
way ! '  said  Melissa, 

'Who  cares?'  said  Sacharissa,  'I  know  now 
how  drones  feel  the  day  before  they're  killed,  A 
short  life  and  a  merry  one  for  me ! ' 

'If  it  only  were  merry!  But  think  of  those 
awful,  solemn,  lop-sided  Oddities  waiting  for  us  at 
home — crawling  and  clambering  and  preaching — 
and  dirtying  things  in  the  dark,' 

'  I  don't  mind  that  so  much  as  their  silly  songs, 
after  we've  fed  'em,  all  about  "  work  among  the 
merry,  merry  blossoms," '  said  Sacharissa  from  the 
deeps  of  a  stale  Canterbury  bell, 

'  I  do.     How's  our  Queen  ? '  said  Melissa, 

'  Cheerfully  hopeless,  as  usual.  But  she  lays  an 
egg  now  and  then,' 

'Does  she  so?'  Melissa  backed  out  of  the 
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next  bell  with  a  jerk.  4  Suppose,  now,  we  sound 
workers  tried  to  raise  a  Princess  in  some  clean 
corner  ? ' 

4  You'd  be  put  to  it  to  find  one.  The  Hive's 
all  wax-moth  and  muckings.  But —  Well  ? ' 

'A  Princess  might  help  us  in  the  time  of  the 
Voice  behind  the  Veil  that  the  Queen  talks  of* 
And  anything  is  better  than  working  for  Oddities 
that  chirrup  about  work  that  they  can't  do,  and 
waste  what  we  bring  home/ 

4  Who  cares  ? '  said  Sacharissa.  4  I'm  with  you, 
for  the  fun  of  it*  The  Oddities  would  ball  us  to 
death,  if  they  knew*  Come  home,  and  we'll  begin/ 

There  is  no  room  to  tell  how  the  experienced 
Melissa  found  a  far-off  frame  so  messed  and  mis^ 
handled  by  abandoned  cell-building  experiments 
that,  for  very  shame,  the  bees  never  went  there. 
How  in  that  ruin  she  blocked  out  a  Royal  Cell  of 
sound  wax,  but  disguised  by  rubbish  till  it  looked 
like  a  kopje  among  deserted  kopjes.  How  she 
prevailed  upon  the  hopeless  Queen  to  make  one 
last  effort  and  lay  a  worthy  egg.  How  the  Queen 
obeyed  and  died.  How  her  spent  carcass  was 
flung  out  on  the  rubbish  heap,  and  how  a  multitude 
of  laying  sisters  went  about  dropping  drone-eggs 
where  they  listed,  and  said  there  was  no  more  need 
of  Queens*  How,  covered  by  this  confusion, 

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Sacharissa  educated  certain  young  bees  to  educate 
certain  new  -  born  bees  in  the  almost  lost 
art  of  making  Royal  Jelly*  How  the  nectar  for 
it  was  won  out  of  hours  in  the  teeth  of  chill 
winds.  How  the  hidden  egg  hatched  true — no 
drone,  but  Blood  Royal  How  it  was  capped, 
and  how  desperately  they  worked  to  feed  and 
double-feed  the  now  swarming  Oddities,  lest  any 
break  in  the  food  -  supplies  should  set  them  to 
instituting  inquiries,  which,  with  songs  about 
work,  was  their  favourite  amusement.  How  in 
an  auspicious  hour,  on  a  moonless  night,  the 
Princess  came  forth — a  Princess  indeed, — and  how 
Melissa  smuggled  her  into  a  dark  empty  honey- 
magazine,  to  bide  her  time ;  and  how  the  drones, 
knowing  she  was  there,  went  about  singing  the 
deep  disreputable  love-songs  of  the  old  days — to 
the  scandal  of  the  laying-sisters,  who  do  not  think 
well  of  drones.  These  things  are  written  in  the 
Book  of  Queens,  which  is  laid  up  in  the  hollow  of 
the  Great  Ash  Ygdrasil. 

After  a  few  days  the  weather  changed  again  and 
became  glorious.  Even  the  Oddities  would  now 
join  the  crowd  that  hung  out  on  the  alighting- 
board,  and  would  sing  of  work  among  the  merry, 
merry  blossoms  till  an  untrained  ear  might  have 
received  it  for  the  hum  of  a  working  hive.  Yet, 
in  truth,  their  store-honey  had  been  eaten  long  ago* 

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They  lived  from  day  to  day  on  the  efforts  of  the 
few  sound  bees,  while  the  Wax-moth  fretted  and 
consumed  again  their  already  ruined  wax.  But 
the  sound  bees  never  mentioned  these  matters. 
They  knew,  if  they  did,  the  Oddities  would  hold 
a  meeting  and  ball  them  to  death. 

'Now  you  see  what  we  have  done/  said  the 
Wax'tnoths.  'We  have  created  New  Material, 
a  New  Convention,  a  New  Type,  as  we  said  we 
would/ 

4  And  new  possibilities  for  us/  said  the  laying^ 
sisters  gratefully.  *  You  have  given  us  a  new  life's 
work,  vital  and  paramount/ 

'More  than  that/  chanted  the  Oddities  in  the 
sunshine ;  '  you  have  created  a  new  heaven  and  a 
new  earth.  Heaven,  cloudless  and  accessible '  (it 
was  a  perfect  August  evening)  '  and  Earth  teeming 
with  the  merry,  merry  blossoms,  waiting  only  our 
honest  toil  to  turn  them  all  to  good.  The — er — 
Aster,  and  the  Crocus,  and  the — er — Ladies'  Smock 
in  her  season,  the  Chrysanthemum  after  her  kind, 
and  the  Guelder  Rose  bringing  forth  abundantly 
withal/ 

'  Oh,  Holy  Hymettus ! '  said  Melissa,  awestruck. 
'  I  knew  they  didn't  know  how  honey  was  made, 
but  they've  forgotten  the  Order  of  the  Flowers! 
What  will  become  of  them  ? ' 

A  Shadow  fell  across  the  alighting'board  as 

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Bee  Master  and  his  son  came  by.  The  Oddities 
crawled  in  and  a  Voice  behind  a  Veil  said  :  4  I've 
neglected  the  old  Hive  too  long.  Give  me  the 
smoker/ 

Melissa  heard  and  darted  through  the  gate. 
4  Come,  oh  come  !  '  she  cried.  4  It  is  the  destruction 
the  Old  Queen  foretold.  Princess,  come  !  ' 

*  Really,  you  are  too  archaic  for  words/  said  an 
Oddity  in  an  alley  <•  way.  'A  cloud,  I  admit,  may 
have  crossed  the  sun;  but  why  hysterics?  Above 
all,  why  Princesses  so  late  in  the  day  ?  Are  you 
aware  it's  the  Hival  Tea-time  ?  Let's  sing  grace.' 

Melissa  clawed  past  him  with  all  six  legs. 
Sacharissa  had  run  to  what  was  left  of  the  fertile 
brood'Comb.  4  Down  and  out  !  '  she  called  across 
the  brown  breadth  of  it.  'Nurses,  guards,  fan* 
ners,  sweepers  —  out  I  Never  mind  the  babies. 
They're  better  dead  Out,  before  the  Light  and 
the  Hot  Smoke  !  ' 

The  Princess's  first  clear  fearless  call  (Melissa 
had  found  her)  rose  and  drummed  through  all  the 
frames.  4  La  Reine  le  veult  !  Swarm!  Swar^rm! 


The  Hive  shook  beneath  the  shattering  thunder 
of  a  stuck<down  quilt  being  torn  back. 

'  Don't  be  alarmed,  dears/  said  the  Wax^moths. 
4  That's  our  work.  Look  up,  and  you'll  see  the 
dawn  of  the  New  Day/ 

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Light  broke  in  the  top  of  the  hive  as  the 
Queen  had  prophesied — naked  light  on  the  boiling, 
bewildered  bees* 

Sacharissa  rounded  up  her  rearguard,  which 
dropped  headlong  off  the  frame,  and  joined  the 
Princess's  detachment  thrusting  toward  the  Gate, 
Now  panic  was  in  full  blast,  and  each  sound  bee 
found  herself  embraced  by  at  least  three  Oddities. 
The  first  instinct  of  a  frightened  bee  is  to  break 
into  the  stores  and  gorge  herself  with  honey ;  but 
there  were  no  stores  left,  so  the  Oddities  fought 
the  sound  bees. 

*  You  must  feed  us,  or  we  shall  die ! '  they  cried, 
holding  and  clutching  and  slipping,  while  the  silent 
scared  earwigs  and  little  spiders  twisted  between 
their  legs.  *  Think  of  the  Hive,  traitors!  The 
Holy  Hive  r 

'You  should  have  thought  before  I'  cried  the 
sound  bees.  *  Stay  and  see  the  dawn  of  your  New 
Day/ 

They  reached  the  Gate  at  last  over  the  soft 
bodies  of  many  to  whom  they  had  ministered. 

'On!  Out!  Up!'  roared  Melissa  in  the 
Princess's  ear.  'For  the  Hive's  sake!  To  the 
Old  Oak!' 

The  Princess  left  the  alighting  -  board,  circled 
once,  flung  herself  at  the  lowest  branch  of  the 
Old  Oak,  and  her  little  loyal  swarm — you  could 

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have  covered  it  with  a  pint  mug — followed,  hooked, 
and  hung* 

'Hold  close!'  Melissa  gasped*  'The  old 
legends  have  come  true !  Look ! ' 

The  Hive  was  half  hidden  by  smoke,  and 
Figures  moved  through  the  smoke.  They  heard 
a  frame  crack  stickily,  saw  it  heaved  high  and 
twirled  round  between  enormous  hands  —  a 
blotched,  bulged,  and  perished  horror  of  grey 
wax,  corrupt  brood,  and  small  drone  ^  cells,  all 
covered  with  crawling  Oddities,  strange  to  the 
sun. 

4  Why,  this  isn't  a  hive !  This  is  a  museum  of 
curiosities/  said  the  Voice  behind  the  Veil.  It 
was  only  the  Bee  Master  talking  to  his  son. 

'Can  you  blame  'em,  father?'  said  a  second 
voice.  '  It's  rotten  with  Wax^moth.  See  here ! ' 

Another  frame  came  up.  A  finger  poked 
through  it,  and  it  broke  away  in  rustling  flakes 
of  ashy  rottenness. 

'Number  Four  Frame!  That  was  your 
mother's  pet  comb  once,'  whispered  Melissa  to 
the  Princess.  '  Many's  the  good  egg  I've  watched 
her  lay  there.' 

'Aren't  you  confusing  post  hoc  with  propter 
hocf  said  the  Bee  Master.  '  Wax  *  moth  only 
succeed  when  weak  bees  let  them  in/  A  third 
frame  crackled  and  rose  into  the  light.  'All  this 

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is  full  of  laying  workers'  brood*  That  never 
happens  till  the  stock's  weakened.  Phew ! ' 

He  beat  it  on  his  knee  like  a  tambourine,  and 
it  also  crumbled  to  pieces* 

The  little  swarm  shivered  as  they  watched  the 
dwarf  drone 'grubs  squirm  feebly  on  the  grass* 
Many  sound  bees  had  nursed  on  that  frame,  well 
knowing  their  work  was  useless ;  but  the  actual 
sight  of  even  useless  work  destroyed  disheartens 
a  good  worker. 

'No,  they  have  some  recuperative  power 
left/  said  the  second  voice.  '  Here's  a  Queen  cell ! ' 

'But  it's  tucked  away  among What  on 

earth  has  come  to  the  little  wretches  ?  They  seem 
to  have  lost  the  instinct  of  cell  *  building.'  The 
father  held  up  the  frame  where  the  bees  had 
experimented  in  circular  cell  *  work.  It  looked 
like  the  pitted  head  of  a  decaying  toadstool. 

'Not  altogether/  the  son  corrected.  'There's 
one  line,  at  least,  of  perfectly  good  cells/ 

'My  work/  said  Sacharissa  to  herself.  'I'm 
glad  Man  does  me  justice  before — 

That  frame,  too,  was  smashed  out  and  thrown 
atop  of  the  others  and  the  foul  earwiggy  quilts. 

As  frame  after  frame  followed  it,  the  swarm 
beheld  the  upheaval,  exposure,  and  destruction  of 
all  that  had  been  well  or  ill  done  in  every  cranny 
of  their  Hive  for  generations  past.  There  was 

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black  comb  so  old  that  they  had  forgotten  where 
it  hung ;  orange,  buf f,  and  ochre* varnished  store* 
comb,  built  as  bees  were  used  to  build  before  the 
days  of  artificial  foundations;  and  there  was  a 
little,  white,  frail  new  work.  There  were  sheets 
on  sheets  of  level,  even  brood-comb  that  had  held 
in  its  time  unnumbered  thousands  of  unnamed 
workers;  patches  of  obsolete  drone-comb,  broad 
and  high-shouldered,  showing  to  what  marks  the 
male  grub  was  expected  to  grow;  and  two  inch 
deep  honey  -  magazines,  empty,  but  still  magnifi- 
cent :  the  whole  gummed  and  glued  into  twisted 
scrap  *  work,  awry  on  the  wires,  half-cells,  begin- 
nings abandoned,  or  grandiose,  weak-walled,  com- 
posite cells  pieced  out  with  rubbish  and  capped 
with  dirt. 

Good  or  bad,  every  inch  of  it  was  so  riddled 
by  the  tunnels  of  the  Wax-moth  that  it  broke  in 
clouds  of  dust  as  it  was  flung  on  the  heap. 

'Oh,  seeP  cried  Sacharissa.  'The  Great 
Burning  that  Our  Queen  foretold.  Who  can  bear 
to  look  ? ' 

A  flame  crawled  up  the  pile  of  rubbish,  and 
they  smelt  singeing  wax. 

The  Figures  stooped,  lifted  the  Hive  and 
shook  it  upside  down  over  the  pyre.  A  cascade 
of  Oddities,  chips  of  broken  comb,  scale,  fluff, 
and  grubs  slid  out,  crackled,  sizzled,  popped  a 

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little,  and  then  the  flames  roared  up  and  consumed 
all  that  fuel, 

'We  must  disinfect/  said  a  Voice.  'Get  me 
a  sulphuivcandle,  please/ 

The  shell  of  the  Hive  was  returned  to  its  place, 
a  light  was  set  in  its  sticky  emptiness,  tier  by  tier 
the  Figures  built  it  up,  closed  the  entrance,  and 
went  away.  The  swarm  watched  the  light  leak' 
ing  through  the  cracks  all  the  long  night.  At 
dawn  one  Wax  *  moth  came  by,  fluttering  im^ 
pudently. 

'There  has  been  a  miscalculation  about  the 
New  Day,  my  dears/  she  began;  'one  can't 
expect  people  to  be  perfect  all  at  once.  That 
was  our  mistake/ 

'No,  the  mistake  was  entirely  ours/  said  the 
Princess. 

'Pardon  me/  said  the  Wax <•  moth.  'When 
you  think  of  the  enormous  upheaval — call  it  good 
or  bad — which  our  influence  brought  about,  you 
will  admit  that  we,  and  we  alone — 

'You?'  said  the  Princess.  'Our  stock  was 
not  strong.  So  you  came — as  any  other  disease 
might  have  come.  Hang  close,  all  my  people/ 

When  the  sun  rose,  Veiled  Figures  came  down, 
and  saw  their  swarm  at  the  bough's  end  waiting 
patiently  within  sight  of  the  old  Hive — a  handful, 
but  prepared  to  go  on. 

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A  farmer  of  the  Augustan  age 
Perused  in  Virgil's  golden  page, 
The  story  of  the  secret  won 
From  Proteus  by  Gyrene's  son — 
How  the  dank  sea^god  showed  the  swain 
Means  to  restore  his  hives  again : 
More  briefly,  how  a  slaughtered  bull 
Breeds  honey  by  the  bellyful. 

The  egregious  rustic  put  to  death 

A  bull  by  stopping  of  its  breath  : 

Disposed  the  carcass  in  a  shed 

With  fragrant  herbs  and  branches  spread. 

And,  having  thus  performed  the  charm, 

Sat  down  to  wait  the  promised  swarm. 

Nor  waited  long.     The  God  of  Day 
Impartial,  quickening  with  his  ray 
Evil  and  good  alike,  beheld 
The  carcass — and  the  carcass  swelled ! 
Big  with  new  birth  the  belly  heaves 
Beneath  its  screen  of  scented  leaves  ; 
Past  any  doubt,  the  bull  conceives  I 

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The  farmer  bids  men  bring  more  hives 
To  house  the  profit  that  arrives  ; 
Prepares  on  pan,  and  key  and  kettle, 
Sweet  music  that  shall  make  'em  settle ; 
But  when  to  crown  the  work  he  goes, 
Gods  I  what  a  stink  salutes  his  nose  1 
Where  are  the  honest  toilers  ?     Where 
The  gravid  mistress  of  their  care  ? 
A  busy  scene,  indeed,  he  sees, 
But  not  a  sign  or  sound  of  bees. 
Worms  of  the  riper  grave  unhid 
By  any  kindly  coffin  lid, 
Obscene  and  shameless  to  the  light, 
Seethe  in  insatiate  appetite, 
Through  putrid  offal ;  while  above 
The  hissing  blow-fly  seeks  his  love, 
Whose  offspring,  supping  where  they  supt, 
Consume  corruption  twice  corrupt. 


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A  Story  of  2000  AD, 

(Together  with  extracts  from  the  magazine  in  which  it  appeared) 

A  nine  o'clock  of  a  gusty  winter  night  I  stood 
on  the  lower  stages  of  one  of  the  G,P.O. 
outward  mail  towers*  My  purpose  was 
a  run  to  Quebec  in  '  Postal  Packet  162  or  such 
other  as  may  be  appointed ' :  and  the  Postmaster* 
General  himself  countersigned  the  order.  This 
talisman  opened  all  doors,  even  those  in  the  des^ 
patching  *  caisson  at  the  foot  of  the  tower,  where 
they  were  delivering  the  sorted  Continental  mail. 
The  bags  lay  packed  close  as  herrings  in  the  long 
grey  underbodies  which  our  G.P,O,  still  calls 
4  coaches/  Five  such  coaches  were  filled  as  I 
watched,  and  were  shot  up  the  guides  to  be  locked 
on  to  their  waiting  packets  three  hundred  feet 
nearer  the  stars* 

From  the  despatchingxcaisson  I  was  conducted 

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by  a  courteous  and  wonderfully  learned  official 
—Mr,  L  L.  Geary,  Second  Despatcher  of  the 
Western  Route  —  to  the  Captains'  Room  (this 
wakes  an  echo  of  old  romance),  where  the  mail 
captains  come  on  for  their  turn  of  duty.  He 
introduces  me  to  the  Captain  of  4 162  ' — Captain 
Purnall,  and  his  relief,  Captain  Hodgson.  The 
one  is  small  and  dark;  the  other  large  and  red; 
but  each  has  the  brooding  sheathed  glance  charac- 
teristic  of  eagles  and  aeronauts.  You  can  see  it 
in  the  pictures  of  our  racing  professionals,  from 
L  V.  Rautsch  to  little  Ada  Warrleigh  —  that 
fathomless  abstraction  of  eyes  habitually  turned 
through  naked  space. 

On  the  notice-board  in  the  Captains'  Room,  the 
pulsing  arrows  of  some  twenty  indicators  register, 
degree  by  geographical  degree,  the  progress  of 
as  many  homeward-bound  packets.  The  word 
'Cape'  rises  across  the  face  of  a  dial;  a  gong 
strikes :  the  South  African  mid-weekly  mail  is  in 
at  the  Highgate  Receiving  Towers.  That  is  all. 
It  reminds  one  comically  of  the  traitorous  little 
bell  which  in  pigeon-fanciers'  lofts  notifies  the 
return  of  a  homer. 

'Time  for  us  to  be  on  the  move/  says  Captain 
Purnall,  and  we  are  shot  up  by  the  passenger-lift  to 
the  top  of  the  despatch-towers.  4  Our  coach  will  lock 
on  when  it  is  filled  and  the  clerks  are  aboard.'  .  .  . 

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4  No.  1 62  '  waits  for  us  in  Slip  E  of  the  topmost 
stage.  The  great  curve  of  her  back  shines  frostily 
under  the  lights,  and  some  minute  alteration  of 
trim  makes  her  rock  a  little  in  her  holding' down 
slips. 

Captain  Purnall  frowns  and  dives  inside.  Hiss* 
ing  softly, 4 162  '  comes  to  rest  as  level  as  a  rule. 
From  her  North  Atlantic  Winter  nose-cap  (worn 
bright  as  diamond  with  boring  through  uncounted 
leagues  of  hail,  snow,  and  ice)  to  the  inset  of  her 
three  built-out  propeller-shafts  is  some  two  hundred 
and  forty  feet.  Her  extreme  diameter,  carried  well 
forward,  is  thirty <•  seven.  Contrast  this  with  the 
nine  hundred  by  ninety-five  of  any  crack  liner,  and 
you  will  realise  the  power  that  must  drive  a  hull 
through  all  weathers  at  more  than  the  emergency 
speed  of  the  Cyclonic  \ 

The  eye  detects  no  joint  in  her  skin  plating 
save  the  sweeping  hair-crack  of  the  bow-rudder — 
Magniac's  rudder  that  assured  us  the  dominion  of 
the  unstable  air  and  left  its  inventor  penniless  and 
half  "blind.  It  is  calculated  to  Castelli's  'gull- 
wing'  curve.  Raise  a  few  feet  of  that  all  but 
invisible  plate  three  *  eighths  of  an  inch  and  she 
will  yaw  five  miles  to  port  or  starboard  ere  she  is 
under  control  again.  Give  her  full  helm  and  she 
returns  on  her  track  like  a  whip-lash.  Cant  the 
whole  forward — a  touch  on  the  wheel  will  suffice 

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ACTIONS  AND  REACTIONS 

— and  she  sweeps  at  your  good  direction  up  or 
down.  Open  the  complete  circle  and  she  presents 
to  the  air  a  mushroon>head  that  will  bring  her  up 
all  standing  within  a  half  mile* 

'Yes/  says  Captain  Hodgson,  answering  my 
thought,  'Castelli  thought  he'd  discovered  the 
secret  of  controlling  aeroplanes  when  he'd  only 
found  out  how  to  steer  dirigible  balloons,  Mag* 
niac  invented  his  rudder  to  help  war-boats  ram 
each  other;  and  war  went  out  of  fashion  and 
Magniac  he  went  out  of  his  mind  because  he 
said  he  couldn't  serve  his  country  any  more,  I 
wonder  if  any  of  us  ever  know  what  we're  really 
doing,' 

'If  you  want  to  see  the  coach  locked  you'd 
better  go  aboard.  It's  due  now/  says  Mr,  Geary, 
I  enter  through  the  door  amidships.  There  is 
nothing  here  for  display.  The  inner  skin  of  the 
gas-tanks  comes  down  to  within  a  foot  or  two  of 
my  head  and  turns  over  just  short  of  the  turn  of 
the  bilges.  Liners  and  yachts  disguise  their  tanks 
with  decoration,  but  the  G,P.O.  serves  them  raw 
under  a  lick  of  grey  official  paint.  The  inner 
skin  shuts  off  fifty  feet  of  the  bow  and  as  much 
of  the  stern,  but  the  bow^bulkhead  is  recessed  for 
the  lifrvshunting  apparatus  as  the  stern  is  pierced 
for  the  shaft  -  tunnels.  The  engine-room  lies 
almost  amidships.  Forward  of  it,  extending  to 
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the  turn  of  the  bow  tanks,  is  an  aperture — a 
bottomless  hatch  at  present — into  which  our 
coach  will  be  locked.  One  looks  down  over  the 
coamings  three  hundred  feet  to  the  despatching*- 
caisson  whence  voices  boom  upward.  The  light 
below  is  obscured  to  a  sound  of  thunder,  as  our 
coach  rises  on  its  guides.  It  enlarges  rapidly  from 
a  postages-stamp  to  a  playing-card ;  to  a  punt  and 
last  a  pontoon.  The  two  clerks,  its  crew,  do 
not  even  look  up  as  it  comes  into  place*  The 
Quebec  letters  fly  under  their  fingers  and  leap  into 
the  docketed  racks,  while  both  captains  and  Mr. 
Geary  satisfy  themselves  that  the  coach  is  locked 
home,  A  clerk  passes  the  way 'bill  over  the 
hatch-coaming.  Captain  Purnall  thumb-marks 
and  passes  it  to  Mr,  Geary,  Receipt  has  been 
given  and  taken,  '  Pleasant  run/  says  Mr,  Geary, 
and  disappears  through  the  door  which  a  foot-high 
pneumatic  compressor  locks  after  him. 

'A-ahF  sighs  the  compressor  released.  Our 
holding-down  clips  part  with  a  tang.  We  are 
clear. 

Captain  Hodgson  opens  the  great  colloid 
underbody-porthole  through  which  I  watch  over- 
lighted  London  slide  eastward  as  the  gale  gets  hold 
of  us.  The  first  of  the  low  winter  clouds  cuts  off 
the  well-known  view  and  darkens  Middlesex,  On 
the  south  edge  of  it  I  can  see  a  postal  packet's 

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ACTIONS  AND  REACTIONS 

light  ploughing  through  the  white  fleece*  For  an 
instant  she  gleams  like  a  star  ere  she  drops  toward 
the  Highgate  Receiving  Towers.  'The  Bombay 
Mail/  says  Captain  Hodgson ,  and  looks  at  his 
watch.  4  She's  forty  minutes  late/ 

4  What's  our  level?'  I  ask. 

'Four  thousand.  Aren't  you  coming  up  on 
the  bridge  ? ' 

The  bridge  (let  us  ever  praise  the  G.P.O.  as  a 
repository  of  ancientest  tradition!)  is  represented 
by  a  view  of  Captain  Hodgson's  legs  where  he 
stands  on  the  Control  Platform  that  runs  thwart* 
ships  overhead.  The  bow  colloid  is  unshuttered 
and  Captain  Purnall,  one  hand  on  the  wheel,  is 
feeling  for  a  fair  slant.  The  dial  shows  4300  feet, 

'It's  steep  to-night/  he  mutters,  as  tier  on  tier 
of  cloud  drops  under.  '  We  generally  pick  up  an 
easterly  draught  below  three  thousand  at  this  time 
o'  the  year.  I  hate  slathering  through  fluff/ 

'  So  does  Van  Cutsem.  Look  at  him  huntin' 
for  a  slant ! '  says  Captain  Hodgson.  A  fog'light 
breaks  cloud  a  hundred  fathoms  below.  The 
Antwerp  Night  Mail  makes  her  signal  and  rises 
between  two  racing  clouds  far  to  port,  her  flanks 
bloodied  in  the  glare  of  Sheerness  Double  Light. 
The  gale  will  have  us  over  the  North  Sea  in  half  ^an* 
hour,  but  Captain  Purnall  lets  her  go  composedly — 
nosing  to  every  point  of  the  compass  as  she  rises. 

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'  Five  thousand  —  six,  six  thousand  eight 
hundred ' — the  dip  ^  dial  reads  ere  we  find  the 
easterly  drift,  heralded  by  a  flurry  of  snow  at  the 
thousand  fathom  level.  Captain  Purnall  rings  up 
the  engines  and  keys  down  the  governor  on  the 
switch  before  him.  There  is  no  sense  in  urging 
machinery  when  JEolus  himself  gives  you  good 
knots  for  nothing.  We  are  away  in  earnest  now 
— our  nose  notched  home  on  our  chosen  star.  At 
this  level  the  lower  clouds  are  laid  out,  all  neatly 
combed  by  the  dry  fingers  of  the  East.  Below 
that  again  is  the  strong  westerly  blow  through 
which  we  rose.  Overhead,  a  film  of  southerly 
drifting  mist  draws  a  theatrical  gauze  across  the 
firmament.  The  moonlight  turns  the  lower  strata 
to  silver  without  a  stain  except  where  our  shadow 
underruns  us.  Bristol  and  Cardiff  Double  Lights 
(those  statelily  inclined  beams  over  Severnmouth) 
are  dead  ahead  of  us ;  for  we  keep  the  Southern 
Winter  Route.  Coventry  Central,  the  pivot  of 
the  English  system,  stabs  upward  once  in  ten 
seconds  its  spear  of  diamond  light  to  the  north; 
and  a  point  or  two  off  our  starboard  bow  The 
Leek,  the  great  cloud  *  breaker  of  Saint  David's 
Head,  swings  its  unmistakable  green  beam  twenty* 
five  degrees  each  way.  There  must  be  half  a  mile 
of  fluff  over  it  in  this  weather,  but  it  does  not 
affect  The  Leek. 

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'Our  planet's  overlighted  if  anything/  says 
Captain  Purnall  at  the  wheel,  as  Cardiff-Bristol 
slides  under,  'I  remember  the  old  days  of 
common  white  verticals  that  'ud  show  two  or  three 
hundred  feet  up  in  a  mist,  if  you  knew  where  to 
look  for  'em.  In  really  fluffy  weather  they  might 
as  well  have  been  under  your  hat.  One  could  get 
lost  coming  home  then,  an'  have  some  fun.  Now, 
it's  like  driving  down  Piccadilly/ 

He  points  to  the  pillars  of  light  where  the 
cloud-breakers  bore  through  the  cloud-floor.  We 
see  nothing  of  England's  outlines:  only  a  white 
pavement  pierced  in  all  directions  by  these  man- 
holes of  variously  coloured  fire — Holy  Island's 
white  and  red— St,  Bee's  interrupted  white,  and 
so  on  as  far  as  the  eye  can  reach.  Blessed  be 
Sargent,  Ahrens,  and  the  Dubois  brothers,  who 
invented  the  cloud-breakers  of  the  world  whereby 
we  travel  in  security  I 

'Are  you  going  to  lift  for  The  Shamrock?' 
asks  Captain  Hodgson,  Cork  Light  (green, 
fixed)  enlarges  as  we  rush  to  it.  Captain  Purnall 
nods.  There  is  heavy  traffic  hereabouts — the 
cloud -bank  beneath  us  is  streaked  with  running 
fissures  of  flame  where  the  Atlantic  boats  are 
hurrying  Londonward  just  clear  of  the  fluff, 
MaiLpackets  are  supposed,  under  the  Conference 
rules,  to  have  the  five  -  thousand  -  foot  lanes  to 

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themselves,  but  the  foreigner  in  a  hurry  is  apt  to 
take  liberties  with  English  air.  'No.  162'  lifts 
to  a  long-drawn  wail  of  the  breeze  in  the  fore- 
flange  of  the  rudder  and  we  make  Valencia  (white, 
green,  white)  at  a  safe  7000  feet,  dipping  our 
beam  to  an  incoming  Washington  packet. 

There  is  no  cloud  on  the  Atlantic,  and  faint 
streaks  of  cream  round  Dingle  Bay  show  where 
the  driven  seas  hammer  the  coast.  A  big  S.A.T.A. 
liner  (Societe  Anonyme  des  Transports  Aeriens)  is 
diving  and  lifting  half  a  mile  below  us  in  search 
of  some  break  in  the  solid  west  wind.  Lower 
still  lies  a  disabled  Dane :  she  is  telling  the  liner 
all  about  it  in  International.  Our  General  Com- 
munication dial  has  caught  her  talk  and  begins  to 
eavesdrop.  Captain  Hodgson  makes  a  motion  to 
shut  it  off  but  checks  himself.  4  Perhaps  you'd 
like  to  listen/  he  says. 

4  Argol  of  St.  Thomas/  the  Dane  whimpers. 
4  Report  owners  three  starboard  shaft  collar- 
bearings  fused.  Can  make  Flores  as  we  are, 
but  impossible  farther.  Shall  we  buy  spares  at 
Fayal?' 

The  liner  acknowledges  and  recommends  in- 
verting the  bearings.  The  Argol  answers  that 
she  has  already  done  so  without  effect,  and 
begins  to  relieve  her  mind  about  cheap  German 
enamels  for  collar  -  bearings.  The  Frenchman 

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assents  cordially,  cries  4 Couraget  mon  ami*  and 
switches  off. 

Their  lights  sink  under  the  curve  of  the  ocean* 
4  That's  one  of  Lundt  &  Bleamers's  boats/  says 
Captain  Hodgson.  *  Serves  'em  right  for  putting 
German  compos  in  their  thrust-blocks.  She  won't 
be  in  Fayal  to-night !  By  the  way,  wouldn't  you 
like  to  look  round  the  engine-room  ? ' 

I  have  been  waiting  eagerly  for  this  invitation 
and  I  follow  Captain  Hodgson  from  the  control* 
platform,  stooping  low  to  avoid  the  bulge  of 
the  tanks*  We  know  that  Fleury's  gas  can  lift 
anything,  as  the  world-famous  trials  of  '89  showed, 
but  its  almost  indefinite  powers  of  expansion 
necessitate  vast  tank  room*  Even  in  this  thin  air 
the  lift  -  shunts  are  busy  taking  out  one  *  third  of 
its  normal  lift,  and  still  '162'  must  be  checked 
by  an  occasional  downdraw  of  the  rudder  or  our 
flight  would  become  a  climb  to  the  stars*  Captain 
Purnall  prefers  an  overlifted  to  an  under-lifted 
ship ;  but  no  two  captains  trim  ship  alike,  4  When 
/  take  the  bridge,'  says  Captain  Hodgson,  '  you'll 
see  me  shunt  forty  per  cent  of  the  lift  out  of  the 
gas  and  run  her  on  the  upper  rudder.  With  a 
swoop  upwards  instead  of  a  swoop  downwards,  as 
you  say.  Either  way  will  do.  It's  only  habit. 
Watch  our  dip-dial !  Tim  fetches  her  down  once 
every  thirty  knots  as  regularly  as  breathing.' 

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So  is  it  shown  on  the  dip-dial.  For  five  or  six 
minutes  the  arrow  creeps  from  6700  to  7300. 
There  is  the  faint '  szgee '  of  the  rudder,  and  back 
slides  the  arrow  to  6000  on  a  falling  slant  of  ten 
or  fifteen  knots. 

'In  heavy  weather  you  jockey  her  with  the 
screws  as  well/  says  Captain  Hodgson,  and,  un* 
clipping  the  jointed  bar  which  divides  the  engine* 
room  from  the  bare  deck,  he  leads  me  on  to  the 
floor. 

Here  we  find  Fleury's  Paradox  of  the  Bulk* 
headed  Vacuum — which  we  accept  now  without 
thought — literally  in  full  blast.  The  three  engines 
are  H.  T.  8  T.  assisted*vacuo  Fleury  turbines 
running  from  3000  to  the  Limit — that  is  to  say, 
up  to  the  point  when  the  blades  make  the  air 
'  bell ' — cut  out  a  vacuum  for  themselves  precisely 
as  over* driven  marine  propellers  used  to  do. 
M62's'  Limit  is  low  on  account  of  the  small 
size  of  her  nine  screws,  which,  though  handier 
than  the  old  colloid  Thelussons,  'bell'  sooner. 
The  midships  engine,  generally  used  as  a  reinforce, 
is  not  running ;  so  the  port  and  starboard  turbine 
vacuum  *  chambers  draw  direct  into  the  return* 
mains. 

The  turbines  whistle  reflectively.  From  the 
low* arched  expansion  *  tanks  on  either  side  the_ 
valves  descend  pillarwise  to  the  turbine  *i 

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and  thence  the  obedient  gas  whirls  through  the 
spirals  of  blades  with  a  force  that  would  whip  the 
teeth  out  of  a  power-saw.  Behind,  is  its  own 
pressure  held  in  leash  or  spurred  on  by  the  lift* 
shunts ;  before  it,  the  vacuum  where  Fleury's 
Ray  dances  in  violet* green  bands  and  whirled 
turbillons  of  flame*  The  jointed  U*tubes  of  the 
vacuum*  chamber  are  pressure  *  tempered  colloid 
(no  glass  would  endure  the  strain  for  an  instant) 
and  a  junior  engineer  with  tinted  spectacles  watches 
the  Ray  intently*  It  is  the  very  heart  of  the 
machine — a  mystery  to  this  day.  Even  Fleury 
who  begat  it  and,  unlike  Magniac,  died  a  multi* 
millionaire,  could  not  explain  how  the  restless  little 
imp  shuddering  in  the  U'tube  can,  in  the  fractional 
fraction  of  a  second,  strike  the  furious  blast  of 
gas  into  a  chill  greyish*green  liquid  that  drains 
(you  can  hear  it  trickle)  from  the  far  end  of  the 
vacuum  through  the  eduction*pipes  and  the  mains 
back  to  the  bilges.  Here  it  returns  to  its  gaseous, 
one  had  almost  written  sagacious,  state  and  climbs 
to  work  afresh.  Bilge* tank,  upper  tank,  dorsal* 
tank,  expansion* chamber,  vacuum,  main* return 
(as  a  liquid),  and  bilge*tank  once  more  is  the 
ordained  cycle.  Fleury's  Ray  sees  to  that;  and 
the  engineer  with  the  tinted  spectacles  sees  to 
Fleury's  Ray.  If  a  speck  of  oil,  if  even  the  natural 
grease  of  the  human  finger  touch  the  hooded 

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terminals  Fleury's  Ray  will  wink  and  disappear 
and  must  be  laboriously  built  up  again.  This 
means  half  a  day's  work  for  all  hands  and 
an  expense  of  one  hundred  and  seventy  *  odd 
pounds  to  the  G.P.O.  for  radium-salts  and  such 
trifles. 

'Now  look  at  our  thrust -collars.  You  won't 
find  much  German  compo  there.  Full-jewelled, 
you  see/  says  Captain  Hodgson  as  the  engineer 
shunts  open  the  top  of  a  cap.  Our  shaft-bearings 
are  CM.C.  (Commercial  Minerals  Company) 
stones,  ground  with  as  much  care  as  the  lens  of 
a  telescope.  They  cost  £37  apiece.  So  far  we 
have  not  arrived  at  their  term  of  life.  These 
bearings  came  from  'No.  97/  which  took  them 
over  from  the  old  Dominion  of  Light  which  had 
them  out  of  the  wreck  of  the  Perseus  aeroplane 
in  the  years  when  men  still  flew  wooden  kites  over 
oil  engines ! 

They  are  a  shining  reproof  to  all  low-grade 
German  *  ruby '  enamels,  so-called  *  boort '  facings, 
and  the  dangerous  and  unsatisfactory  alumina 
compounds  which  please  dividend-hunting  owners 
and  turn  skippers  crazy. 

The  rudder-gear  and  the  gas  lift-shunt,  seated 
side  by  side  under  the  engine-room  dials,  are  the 
only  machines  in  visible  motion.  The  former 
sighs  from  time  to  time  as  the  oil  plunger  rises 

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and  falls  half  an  inch.  The  latter,  cased  and 
guarded  like  the  U-tube  aft,  exhibits  another 
Fleury  Ray,  but  inverted  and  more  green  than 
violet.  Its  function  is  to  shunt  the  lift  out  of  the 
gas,  and  this  it  will  do  without  watching*  That 
is  all!  A  tiny  pump-rod  wheezing  and  whining 
to  itself  beside  a  sputtering  green  lamp*  A 
hundred  and  fifty  feet  aft  down  the  flat-topped 
tunnel  of  the  tanks  a  violet  light,  restless  and 
irresolute*  Between  the  two,  three  white-painted 
turbine-trunks,  like  eel-baskets  laid  on  their  side, 
accentuate  the  empty  perspectives*  You  can  hear 
the  trickle  of  the  liquefied  gas  flowing  from  the 
vacuum  into  the  bilge-tanks  and  the  soft  gluck' 
glock  of  gas-locks  closing  as  Captain  Purnall  brings 
'162'  down  by  the  head*  The  hum  of  the 
turbines  and  the  boom  of  the  air  on  our  skin  is  no 
more  than  a  cotton-wool  wrapping  to  the  universal 
stillness.  And  we  are  running  an  eighteen-second 
mile, 

I  peer  from  the  fore  end  of  the  engine-room 
over  the  hatch  -  coamings  into  the  coach.  The 
mail -clerks  are  sorting  the  Winnipeg,  Calgary, 
and  Medicine  Hat  bags;  but  there  is  a  pack  of 
cards  ready  on  the  table. 

Suddenly  a  bell  thrills;  the  engineers  run  to 
the  turbine- valves  and  stand  by ;  but  the  spectacled 
slave  of  the  Ray  in  the  U-tube  never  lifts  his 

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head.  He  must  watch  where  he  is.  We  are 
hard'braked  and  going  astern;  there  is  language 
from  the  Control  Platform. 

*  Tim's  sparking  badly  about  something/  says 
the  unruffled  Captain  Hodgson.  4  Let's  look/ 

Captain  Purnall  is  not  the  suave  man  we  left 
half-an-hour  since,  but  the  embodied  authority  of 
the  G.P.O.  Ahead  of  us  floats  an  ancient,  alu- 
minium-patched, twin-screw  tramp  of  the  dingiest, 
with  no  more  right  to  the  5000-foot  lane  than  has 
a  horse^cart  to  a  modern  road.  She  carries  an 
obsolete 4  barbette '  conning-tower — a  six-foot  affair 
with  railed  platform  forward — and  our  warning 
beam  plays  on  the  top  of  it  as  a  policeman's  lantern 
flashes  on  the  area  sneak.  Like  a  sneak-thief, 
too,  emerges  a  shock-headed  navigator  in  his  shirt- 
sleeves. Captain  Purnall  wrenches  open  the  colloid 
to  talk  with  him  man  to  man.  There  are  times 
when  Science  does  not  satisfy. 

4  What  under  the  stars  are  you  doing  here,  you 
sky-scraping  chimney-sweep  ? '  he  shouts  as  we  two 
drift  side  by  side.  4  Do  you  know  this  is  a  Mail- 
lane  ?  You  call  yourself  a  sailor,  sir  ?  You  ain't 
fit  to  peddle  toy  balloons  to  an  Esquimaux.  Your 
name  and  number  I  Report  and  get  down,  and 
be--!' 

'I've  been  blown  up  once/  the  shock-headed 
man  cries,  hoarsely,  as  a  dog  barking.  4l  don't 

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care  two  flips  of  a  contact  for  anything  you  can  do, 
Postey/ 

4  Don't  you,  sir  ?  But  I'll  make  you  care*  I'll 
have  you  towed  stern  first  to  Disko  and  broke  up* 
You  can't  recover  insurance  if  you're  broke  for 
obstruction.  Do  you  understand  that  ? ' 

Then  the  stranger  bellows :  4  Look  at  my  pro*' 
pellers !  There's  been  a  wulli-wa  down  below  that 
has  knocked  us  into  umbrella^frames !  We've  been 
blown  up  about  forty  thousand  feet !  We're  all 
one  conjuror's  watch  inside!  My  mate's  arm's 
broke;  my  engineer's  head's  cut  open;  my  Ray 
went  out  when  the  engines  smashed;  and  *  *  . 
and  .  .  *  for  pity's  sake  give  me  my  height. 
Captain !  We  doubt  we're  dropping/ 

'Six  thousand  eight  hundred.  Can  you  hold 
it?'  Captain  Purnall  overlooks  all  insults,  and 
leans  half  out  of  the  colloid,  staring  and  snuffing. 
The  stranger  leaks  pungently. 

4  We  ought  to  blow  into  St.  John's  with  luck. 
We're  trying  to  plug  the  fore^tank  now,  but  she's 
simply  whistling  it  away/  her  captain  wails. 

'  She's  sinking  like  a  log/  says  Captain  Purnall 
in  an  undertone.  *  Call  up  the  Banks  Mark  Boat. 
George/  Our  dip -dial  shows  that  we,  keeping 
abreast  the  tramp,  have  dropped  five  hundred  feet 
the  last  few  minutes. 

Captain  Purnall  presses  a  switch  and  our  signal 

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beam  begins  to  swing  through  the  night,  twizzling 
spokes  of  light  across  infinity. 

'That'll  fetch  something/  he  says,  while  Cap' 
tain  Hodgson  watches  the  General  Communicator. 
He  has  called  up  the  North  Banks  Mark  Boat,  a 
few  hundred  miles  west,  and  is  reporting  the  case. 

Til  stand  by  you/  Captain  Purnall  roars  to 
the  lone  figure  on  the  conning^tower. 

4  Is  it  as  bad  as  that  ? '  comes  the  answer.  *  She 
isn't  insured.  She's  mine/ 

4  'Might  have  guessed  as  much/  mutters 
Hodgson.  'Owner's  risk  is  the  worst  risk 
of  all!' 

'Can't  I  fetch  St.  John's — not  even  with  this 
breeze  ? '  the  voice  quavers. 

'  Stand  by  to  abandon  ship.  Haven't  you  any 
lift  in  you,  fore  or  aft  ? ' 

'Nothing  but  the  midship  tanks,  and  they're 
none  too  tight.  You  see,  my  Ray  gave  out 

and '  he  coughs  in  the  reek  of  the  escaping 

gas. 

'You  poor  devil!'  This  does  not  reach  our 
friend.  '  What  does  the  Mark  Boat  say,  George  ? ' 

"Wants  to  know  if  there's  any  danger  to 
traffic.  Says  she's  in  a  bit  of  weather  herself  and 
can't  quit  station.  I've  turned  in  a  General  Call, 
so  even  if  they  don't  see  our  beam  some  one's 
bound  to  help — or  else  we  must.  Shall  I  clear  our 

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slings?  Hold  on!  Here  we  are!  A  Planet 
liner,  too !  She'll  be  up  in  a  tick ! ' 

'Tell  her  to  have  her  slings  ready/  cries  his 
brother  captain*  4  There  won't  be  much  time  to 
spare*  *  .  .  Tie  up  your  mate/  he  roars  to  the 
tramp* 

'My  mate's  all  right  It's  my  engineer.  He's 
gone  crazy/ 

'Shunt  the  lift  out  of  him  with  a  spanner. 
Hurry!' 

'But  I  can  make  St.  John's  if  you'll  stand 
by.' 

'  You'll  make  the  deep,  wet  Atlantic  in  twenty 
minutes.  You're  less  than  fifty*  eight  hundred 
now.  Get  your  papers/ 

A  Planet  liner,  east  bound,  heaves  up  in  a 
superb  spiral  and  takes  the  air  of  us  humming. 
Her  underbody  colloid  is  open  and  her  transporter* 
slings  hang  down  like  tentacles.  We  shut  off  our 
beam  as  she  adjusts  herself — steering  to  a  hair — 
over  the  tramp's  conning'tower.  The  mate  comes 
up.  his  arm  strapped  to  his  side,  and  stumbles  into 
the  cradle.  A  man  with  a  ghastly  scarlet  head 
follows,  shouting  that  he  must  go  back  and  build 
up  his  Ray.  The  mate  assures  him  that  he  will 
find  a  nice  new  Ray  all  ready  in  the  liner's  engine* 
room.  The  bandaged  head  goes  up  wagging 
excitedly.  A  youth  and  a  woman  follow.  The 

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liner  cheers  hollowly  above  us,  and  we  see  the 
passengers'  faces  at  the  saloon  colloid* 

4  That's  a  pretty  girl.  What's  the  fool  waiting 
for  now  ? '  says  Captain  PurnalL 

The  skipper  comes  up,  still  appealing  to  us  to 
stand  by  and  see  him  fetch  St.  John's.  He  dives 
below  and  returns  —  at  which  we  little  human 
beings  in  the  void  cheer  louder  than  ever — with 
the  ship's  kitten.  Up  fly  the  liner's  hissing  slings ; 
her  underbody  crashes  home  and  she  hurtles  away 
again.  The  dial  shows  less  than  3000  feet. 

The  Mark  Boat  signals  we  must  attend  to  the 
derelict,  now  whistling  her  deaths-song,  as  she  falls 
beneath  us  in  long  sick  zigzags. 

*  Keep  our  beam  on  her  and  send  out  a  General 
Warning,'  says  Captain  Purnall,  following  her 
down. 

There  is  no  need.  Not  a  liner  in  air  but  knows 
the  meaning  of  that  vertical  beam  and  gives  us  and 
our  quarry  a  wide  berth. 

'But  she'll  drown  in  the  water,  won't  she?' 
I  ask. 

'Not  always/  is  his  answer.  Tve  known  a 
derelict  up-end  and  sift  her  engines  out  of  herself 
and  flicker  round  the  Lower  Lanes  for  three  weeks 
on  her  forward  tanks  only.  We'll  run  no  risks. 
Pith  her,  George,  and  look  sharp.  There's  weather 
ahead.' 

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Captain  Hodgson  opens  the  underbody  colloid, 
swings  the  heavy  pithing-iron  out  of  its  rack  which 
in  liners  is  generally  cased  as  a  smoking-room 
settee,  and  at  two  hundred  feet  releases  the  catch* 
We  hear  the  whir  of  the  crescent  -  shaped  arms 
opening  as  they  descend.  The  derelict's  forehead 
is  punched  in,  starred  across,  and  rent  diagonally. 
She  falls  stern  first,  our  beam  upon  her;  slides 
like  a  lost  soul  down  that  pitiless  ladder  of  light, 
and  the  Atlantic  takes  her. 

'A  filthy  business/  says  Hodgson.  'I  wonder 
what  it  must  have  been  like  in  the  old  days  ? f 

The  thought  had  crossed  my  mind  too.  What 
if  that  wavering  carcass  had  been  filled  with  the 
men  of  the  old  days,  each  one  of  them  taught 
(that  is  the  horror  of  it !)  that  after  death  he  would 
very  possibly  go  for  ever  to  unspeakable  torment  ? 

And  scarcely  a  generation  ago,  we  (one  knows 
now  that  we  are  only  our  fathers  re-enlarged  upon 
the  earth),  we,  I  say,  ripped  and  rammed  and 
pithed  to  admiration. 

Here  Tim,  from  the  Control  Platform,  shouts 
that  we  are  to  get  into  our  inflators  and  to  bring 
him  his  at  once. 

We  hurry  into  the  heavy  rubber  suits  —  the 
engineers  are  already  dressed — and  inflate  at  the 
air-pump  taps.  G.P.O*  inflators  are  thrice  as 
thick  as  a  racing  man's  '  flickers/  and  chafe 

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abominably  under  the  armpits*  George  takes 
the  wheel  until  Tim  has  blown  himself  up  to  the 
extreme  of  rotundity.  If  you  kicked  him  off  the 
c.p.  to  the  deck  he  would  bounce  back.  But  it  is 
4 162  '  that  will  do  the  kicking. 

'The  Mark  Boat's  mad — stark  ravin'  crazy,' 
he  snorts,  returning  to  command.  *  She  says 
there's  a  bad  blow-out  ahead  and  wants  me  to  pull 
over  to  Greenland.  I'll  see  her  pithed  first! 
We  wasted  half  an  hour  fussing  over  that 
dead  duck  down  under,  and  now  I'm  expected 
to  go  rubbin'  my  back  all  round  the  Pole* 
What  does  she  think  a  postal  packet's  made  of  ? 
Gummed  silk  ?  Tell  her  we're  coming  on  straight, 
George.' 

George  buckles  him  into  the  Frame  and  switches 
on  the  Direct  Control.  Now  under  Tim's  left 
toe  lies  the  port - engine  Accelerator;  under  his 
left  heel  the  Reverse,  and  so  with  the  other  foot. 
The  lift>shunt  stops  stand  out  on  the  rim  of  the 
steering^ wheel  where  the  fingers  of  his  left  hand 
can  play  on  them.  At  his  right  hand  is  the  mid* 
ships  engine  lever  ready  to  be  thrown  into  gear  at 
a  moment's  notice.  He  leans  forward  in  his  belt, 
eyes  glued  to  the  colloid,  and  one  ear  cocked  to* 
ward  the  General  Communicator.  Henceforth  he 
is  the  strength  and  direction  of  '162,'  through 
whatever  may  befall. 

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The  Banks  Mark  Boat  is  reeling  out  pages  of 
A.B.C.  Directions  to  the  traffic  at  large*  We 
are  to  secure  all  Moose  objects';  hood  up  our 
Fleury  Rays ;  and  '  on  no  account  to  attempt  to 
clear  snow  from  our  conning^towers  till  the  weather 
abates/  Underpowered  craft,  we  are  told,  can 
ascend  to  the  limit  of  their  lift,  maiLpackets  to 
look  out  for  them  accordingly;  the  lower  lanes 
westward  are  pitting  very  badly,  'with  frequent 
blowouts,  vortices,  laterals,  etc/ 

Still  the  clear  dark  holds  up  unblemished.  The 
only  warning  is  the  electric  skin^tension  (I  feel  as 
though  I  were  a  lace  -  maker's  pillow)  and  an 
irritability  which  the  gibbering  of  the  General 
Communicator  increases  almost  to  hysteria. 

We  have  made  eight  thousand  feet  since  we 
pithed  the  tramp  and  our  turbines  are  giving  us 
an  honest  two  hundred  and  ten  knots. 

Very  far  to  the  west  an  elongated  blur  of  red, 
low  down,  shows  us  the  North  Banks  Mark  Boat. 
There  are  specks  of  fire  round  her  rising  and  falling 
— bewildered  planets  about  an  unstable  sun — help* 
less  shipping  hanging  on  to  her  light  for  company's 
sake.  No  wonder  she  could  not  quit  station. 

She  warns  us  to  look  out  for  the  backwash  of 
the  bad  vortex  in  which  (her  beam  shows  it)  she 
is  even  now  reeling. 

The  pits  of  gloom  about  us  begin  to  fill  with 
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very  faintly  luminous  films — wreathing  and  uneasy 
shapes.  One  forms  itself  into  a  globe  of  pale 
flame  that  waits  shivering  with  eagerness  till  we 
sweep  by*  It  leaps  monstrously  across  the  black' 
ness,  alights  on  the  precise  tip  of  our  nose,  pirouettes 
there  an  instant,  and  swings  off.  Our  roaring  bow 
sinks  as  though  that  light  were  lead — sinks  and 
recovers  to  lurch  and  stumble  again  beneath  the 
next  blow-out.  Tim's  fingers  on  the  lift>shunt 
strike  chords  of  numbers — 1  :  4  :  7  :— 2  :  4  :  6  :— 
7:5:3,  and  so  on ;  for  he  is  running  by  his  tanks 
only,  lifting  or  lowering  her  against  the  uneasy 
air*  All  three  engines  are  at  work,  for  the  sooner 
we  have  skated  over  this  thin  ice  the  better. 
Higher  we  dare  not  go.  The  whole  upper  vault 
is  charged  with  pale  krypton  vapours,  which  our 
skin  friction  may  excite  to  unholy  manifestations. 
Between  the  upper  and  lower  levels — 5000  and 
7000,  hints  the  Mark  Boat — we  may  perhaps  bolt 
through  if  ...  Our  bow  clothes  itself  in  blue 
flame  and  falls  like  a  sword.  No  human  skill  can 
keep  pace  with  the  changing  tensions.  A  vortex 
has  us  by  the  beak  and  we  dive  down  a  two-* 
thousand'foot  slant  at  an  angle  (the  dip^dial  and 
my  bouncing  body  record  it)  of  thirty  'five.  Our 
turbines  scream  shrilly ;  the  propellers  cannot  bite 
on  the  thin  air ;  Tim  shunts  the  lift  ouJ/Q^,five 
tanks  at  once  and  by  sheer  weight  cU&is  her 

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bulletwise  through  the  maelstrom  till  she  cushions 
with  a  jar  on  an  up-gust,  three  thousand  feet  below* 

4  Now  we've  done  it/  says  George  in  my  ear, 
'  Our  skin -friction,  that  last  slide,  has  played  Old 
Harry  with  the  tensions !  Look  out  for  laterals, 
Tim ;  she'll  want  some  holding/ 

'I've  got  her/  is  the  answer,     'Come  upt  old 


woman/ 


She  comes  up  nobly,  but  the  laterals  buffet  her 
left  and  right  like  the  pinions  of  angry  angels* 
She  is  jolted  off  her  course  four  ways  at  once, 
and  cuffed  into  place  again,  only  to  be  swung 
aside  and  dropped  into  a  new  chaos*  We  are 
never  without  a  corposant  grinning  on  our  bows 
or  rolling  head  over  heels  from  nose  to  midships. 
and  to  the  crackle  of  electricity  around  and  within 
us  is  added  once  or  twice  the  rattle  of  hail — hail 
that  will  never  fall  on  any  sea*  Slow  we  must  or 
we  may  break  our  back,  pitch-poling. 

'Air's  a  perfectly  elastic  fluid/  roars  George 
above  the  tumult.  4  About  as  elastic  as  a  head  sea 
off  the  Fastnet,  ain't  it  ? ' 

He  is  less  than  just  to  the  good  element.  If 
one  intrudes  on  the  Heavens  when  they  are 
balancing  their  volt-accounts;  if  one  disturbs  the 
High  Gods'  market-rates  by  hurling  steel  hulls  at 
ninety  knots  across  tremblingly  adjusted  electric 
tensions,  one  must  not  complain  of  any  rudeness 

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in  the  reception*  Tim  met  it  with  an  unmoved 
countenance,  one  corner  of  his  under  lip  caught  up 
on  a  tooth,  his  eyes  fleeting  into  the  blackness 
twenty  miles  ahead,  and  the  fierce  sparks  flying 
from  his  knuckles  at  every  turn  of  the  hand. 
Now  and  again  he  shook  his  head  to  clear  the 
sweat  trickling  from  his  eyebrows,  and  it  was  then 
that  George,  watching  his  chance,  would  slide 
down  the  life -rail  and  swab  his  face  quickly  with  a 
big  red  handkerchief.  I  never  imagined  that  a 
human  being  could  so  continuously  labour  and  so 
collectedly  think  as  did  Tim  through  that  Hell's 
half-hour  when  the  flurry  was  at  its  worst.  We 
were  dragged  hither  and  yon  by  warm  or  frozen 
suctions,  belched  up  on  the  tops  of  wulli-was,  spun 
down  by  vortices  and  clubbed  aside  by  laterals 
under  a  dizzying  rush  of  stars  in  the  company  of 
a  drunken  moon.  I  heard  the  rushing  click  of 
the  midship-engine-lever  sliding  in  and  out,  the 
low  growl  of  the  lift-shunts,  and,  louder  than  the 
yelling  winds  without,  the  scream  of  the  bow- 
rudder  gouging  into  any  lull  that  promised  hold 
for  an  instant.  At  last  we  began  to  claw  up  on 
a  cant,  bow-rudder  and  port-propeller  together; 
only  the  nicest  balancing  of  tanks  saved  us  from 
spinning  like  the  rifle-bullet  of  the  old  days. 

'  We've  got  to  hitch  to  windward  of  that  Mark 
Boat  somehow/  George  cried. 

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'There's  no  windward/  I  protested  feebly, 
where  I  swung  shackled  to  a  stanchion.  'How 
can  there  be  ? ' 

He  laughed — as  we  pitched  into  a  thousand* 
foot  blow-out — that  red  man  laughed  beneath  his 
inflated  hood ! 

4  Look ! '  he  said*  *  We  must  clear  those 
refugees  with  a  high  lift/ 

The  Mark  Boat  was  below  and  a  little  to  the 
sou'west  of  us,  fluctuating  in  the  centre  of  her 
distraught  galaxy.  The  air  was  thick  with 
moving  lights  at  every  level.  I  take  it  most  of 
them  were  trying  to  lie  head  to  wind,  but,  not 
being  hydras,  they  failed.  An  under* tanked 
Moghrabi  boat  had  risen  to  the  limit  of  her  lift, 
and,  finding  no  improvement,  had  dropped  a 
couple  of  thousand.  There  she  met  a  superb 
wulli*wa,  and  was  blown  up  spinning  like  a  dead 
leaf.  Instead  of  shutting  off  she  went  astern  arid, 
naturally,  rebounded  as  from  a  wall  almost  into 
the  Mark  Boat,  whose  language  (our  G.C.  took  it 
in)  was  humanly  simple. 

.  'If  they'd  only  ride  it  out  quietly  it  'ud  be 
better/  said  George  in  a  calm,  while  we  climbed 
like  a  bat  above  them  all.  'But  some  skippers 
will  navigate  without  enough  lift.  What  does 
that  Tad*boat  think  she  is  doing,  Tim  ?  ' 

4  Playin'  kiss  in  the  ring/  was  Tim's  unmoved 

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reply.  A  Trans-Asiatic  Direct  liner  had  found  a 
smooth  and  butted  into  it  full  power.  But  there 
was  a  vortex  at  the  tail  of  that  smooth,  so  the 
T.A.D.  was  flipped  out  like  a  pea  from  off  a 
finger-nail,  braking  madly  as  she  fled  down  and 
all  but  over-ending. 

'Now  I  hope  she's  satisfied/  said  Tim.  'I'm 
glad  I'm  not  a  Mark  Boat  .  *  .  Do  I  want  help  ? ' 
The  General  Communicator  dial  had  caught  his 
ear.  *  George,  you  may  tell  that  gentleman  with 
my  love — love,  remember,  George — that  I  do  not 
want  help.  Who  is  the  officious  sardine-tin  ? ' 

4  A  Rimouski  drogher  on  the  look-out  for  a 
tow/ 

'Very  kind  of  the  Rimouski  drogher.  This 
postal  packet  isn't  being  towed  at  present/ 

4  Those  droghers  will  go  anywhere  on  a  chance 
of  salvage/  George  explained.  'We  call  'em 
kittiwakes/ 

A  long-beaked,  bright  steel  ninety-footer  floated 
at  ease  for  one  instant  within  hail  of  us,  her  slings 
coiled  ready  for  rescues,  and  a  single  hand  in 
her  open  tower.  He  was  smoking.  Surrendered 
to  the  insurrection  of  the  airs  through  which  we 
tore  our  way,  he  lay  in  absolute  peace.  I  saw  the 
smoke  of  his  pipe  ascend  untroubled  ere  his  boat 
dropped,  it  seemed,  like  a  stone  in  a  well. 

We  had  just  cleared  the  Mark  Boat  and  her 

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disorderly  neighbours  when  the  storm  ended  as 
suddenly  as  it  had  begun.  A  shooting  x  star  to 
northward  filled  the  sky  with  the  green  blink  of  a 
meteorite  dissipating  itself  in  our  atmosphere. 

Said  George:  'That  may  iron  out  all  the 
tensions/  Even  as  he  spoke,  the  conflicting 
winds  came  to  rest ;  the  levels  filled ;  the  laterals 
died  out  in  long  easy  swells;  the  airways  were 
smoothed  before  us.  In  less  than  three  minutes 
the  covey  round  the  Mark  Boat  had  shipped 
their  power  Alights  and  whirred  away  upon  their 
businesses. 

4 What's  happened?'  I  gasped.  The  nervex 
storm  within  and  the  volt  -  tingle  without  had 
passed :  my  inflators  weighed  like  lead. 

4  God  He  knows ! '  said  Captain  George 
soberly.  'That  old  shooting  -  star's  skin  -  friction 
has  discharged  the  different  levels.  I've  seen  it 
happen  before.  Phew  1  What  a  relief ! ' 

We  dropped  from  ten  to  six  thousand  and  got 
rid  of  our  clammy  suits.  Tim  shut  off  and 
stepped  out  of  the  Frame.  The  Mark  Boat  was 
coming  up  behind  us.  He  opened  the  colloid  in 
that  heavenly  stillness  and  mopped  his  face. 

'Hello,  Williams F  he  cried.  'A  degree  or 
two  out  o'  station,  ain't  you  ? ' 

4  May  be/  was  the  answer  from  the  Mark  Boat. 
4  I've  had  some  company  this  evening/ 

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'So  I  noticed.  Wasn't  that  quite  a  little 
draught  ? ' 

4 1  warned  you.  Why  didn't  you  pull  out 
north  ?  The  east-bound  packets  have/ 

*  Me  ?  Not  till  I'm  running  a  Polar  consump- 
tives' Sanatorium  boat.  I  was  squinting  through 
a  colloid  before  you  were  out  of  your  cradle,  my 


son/ 


4  Yd  be  the  last  man  to  deny  it/  the  captain  of 
the  Mark  Boat  replies  softly,  'The  way  you 
handled  her  just  now — I'm  a  pretty  fair  judge  of 
traffic  in  a  volt-flurry — it  was  a  thousand  revolu* 
tions  beyond  anything  even  /'ve  ever  seen/ 

Tim's  back  supples  visibly  to  this  oiling. 
Captain  George  on  the  c,p.  winks  and  points  to 
the  portrait  of  a  singularly  attractive  maiden 
pinned  up  on  Tim's  telescope-bracket  above  the 
steering-wheel, 

I  see.    Wholly  and  entirely  do  I  see ! 

There  is  some  talk  overhead  of  4  coming  round 
to  tea  on  Friday/  a, brief  report  of  the  derelict's 
fate,  and  Tim  volunteers  as  he  descends:  'For 
an  A.B.C,  man  young  Williams  is  less  of  a  high- 
tension  fool  than  some  .  .  .  Were  you  thinking 
of  taking  her  on,  George  ?  Then  I'll  just  have  a 
look  round  that  port-thrust — seems  to  me  it's  a 
trifle  warm — and  we'll  jog  along/ 

The  Mark  Boat  hums  off  joyously  and  hangs 

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herself  up  in  her  appointed  eyrie.  Here  she  will 
stay,  a  shutterless  observatory ;  a  life^boat  station ; 
a  salvage  tug;  a  court  of  ultimate  appeal '  cum  * 
meteorological  bureau  for  three  hundred  miles  in 
all  directions,  till  Wednesday  next  when  her  relief 
slides  across  the  stars  to  take  her  buffeted  place* 
Her  black  hull,  double  conning^tower,  and  ever* 
ready  slings  represent  all  that  remains  to  the 
planet  of  that  odd  old  word  authority*  She  is 
responsible  only  to  the  Aerial  Board  of  Control — 
the  A.B*C.  of  which  Tim  speaks  so  flippantly* 
But  that  semi  Delected,  semi  <  nominated  body  of 
a  few  score  persons  of  both  sexes,  controls  this 
planet.  *  Transportation  is  Civilization/  our  motto 
runs.  Theoretically,  we  do  what  we  please  so 
long  as  we  do  not  interfere  with  the  traffic  and 
all  it  implies.  Practically,  the  A.B.C.  confirms 
or  annuls  all  international  arrangements  and,  to 
judge  from  its  last  report,  finds  our  tolerant, 
humorous,  lazy  little  planet  only  too  ready  to 
shift  the  whole  burden  of  public  administration 
on  its  shoulders. 

I  discuss  this  with  Tim,  sipping  mate  on  the 
op.  while  George  fans  her  along  over  the  white 
blur  of  the  Banks  in  beautiful  upward  curves  of 
fifty  miles  each.  The  dipxdial  translates  them  on 
the  tape  in  flowing  freehand. 

Tim  gathers  up  a  skein  of  it  and  surveys  the 
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last  few  feet,  which  record  4 162V  path  through 
the  voltxflurry. 

4 1  haven't  had  a  fever*chart  like  this  to  show 
up  in  five  years/  he  says  ruefully. 

A  postal  packet's  dip '  dial  records  every  yard 
of  every  run.  The  tapes  then  go  to  the  A.B.C., 
which  collates  and  makes  composite  photographs 
of  them  for  the  instruction  of  captains.  Tim 
studies  his  irrevocable  past,  shaking  his  head. 

4  Hello!  Here's  a  f  if  teen  *  hundred  -  foot  drop 
at  fifty 'five  degrees!  We  must  have  been 
standing  on  our  heads  then,  George/ 

'You  don't  say  so/  George  answers.  'I 
fancied  I  noticed  it  at  the  time/ 

George  may  not  have  Captain  Purnall's  catlike 
swiftness,  but  he  is  all  an  artist  to  the  tips  of  the 
broad  fingers  that  play  on  the  shunt'Stops.  The 
delicious  flight'Curves  come  away  on  the  tape  with 
never  a  waver.  The  Mark  Boat's  vertical  spindle 
of  light  lies  down  to  eastward,  setting  in  the  face 
of  the  following  stars.  Westward,  where  no 
planet  should  rise,  the  triple  verticals  of  Trinity 
Bay  (we  keep  still  to  the  Southern  route)  make 
a  lowxlifting  haze.  We  seem  the  only  thing  at 
rest  under  all  the  heavens ;  floating  at  ease  till  the 
earth's  revolution  shall  turn  up  our  landing'towers. 
And  minute  by  minute  our  silent  clock  gives 
us  a  sixteen  ^second  mile. 

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'  Some  fine  night/  says  Tim.  '  We'll  be  even 
with  that  clock's  Master/ 

4  He's  coming  now/  says  George,  over  his 
shoulder.  4  I'm  chasing  the  night  west/ 

The  stars  ahead  dim  no  more  than  if  a  film  of 
mist  had  been  drawn  under  unobserved,  but  the 
deep  airxboom  on  our  skin  changes  to  a  joyful 
shout. 

'The  dawn-gust/  says  Tim.  'It'll  go  on  to 
meet  the  Sun.  Look!  Look!  There's  the 
dark  being  crammed  back  over  our  bows !  Come 
to  the  after-colloid.  I'll  show  you  something/ 

The  engine-room  is  hot  and  stuffy;  the  clerks 
in  the  coach  are  asleep,  and  the  Slave  of  the  Ray 
is  ready  to  follow  them.  Tim  slides  open  the  aft 
colloid  and  reveals  the  curve  of  the  world — the 
ocean's  deepest  purple — edged  with  fuming  and 
intolerable  gold.  Then  the  Sun  rises  and  through 
the  colloid  strikes  out  our  lamps.  Tim  scowls 
in  his  face. 

*  Squirrels  in  a  cage/  he  mutters.  4  That's  all 
we  are.  Squirrels  in  a  cage!  He's  going  twice 
as  fast  as  us.  Just  you  wait  a  few  years,  my 
shining  friend,  and  we'll  take  steps  that  will  amaze 
you.  We'll  Joshua  you ! ' 

Yes,  that  is  our  dream :  to  turn  all  earth  into 
the  Vale  of  Ajalon  at  our  pleasure.  So  far,  we 
can  drag  out  the  dawn  to  twice  its  normal  length 

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in  these  latitudes.  But  some  day — even  on  the 
Equator — we  shall  hold  the  Sun  level  in  his  full 
stride. 

Now  we  look  down  on  a  sea  thronged  with 
heavy  traffic.  A  big  submersible  breaks  water 
suddenly.  Another  and  another  follows  with  a 
swash  and  a  suck  and  a  savage  bubbling  of  relieved 
pressures*  The  deep-sea  freighters  are  rising  to 
lung  up  after  the  long  night,  and  the  leisurely 
ocean  is  all  patterned  with  peacock's  eyes  of 
foam. 

'We'll  lung  up,  too/  says  Tim,  and  when  we 
return  to  the  c.p.  George  shuts  off,  the  colloids 
are  opened,  and  the  fresh  air  sweeps  her  out. 
There  is  no  hurry.  The  old  contracts  (they  will 
be  revised  at  the  end  of  the  year)  allow  twelve 
hours  for  a  run  which  any  packet  can  put  behind 
her  in  ten.  So  we  breakfast  in  the  arms  of  an 
easterly  slant  which  pushes  us  along  at  a  languid 
twenty. 

To  enjoy  life,  and  tobacco,  begin  both  on  a 
sunny  morning  half  a  mile  or  so  above  the  dappled 
Atlantic  cloudxbelts  and  after  a  volt*flurry  which 
has  cleared  and  tempered  your  nerves.  While  we 
discussed  the  thickening  traffic  with  the  superi" 
ority  that  comes  of  having  a  high  level  reserved 
to  ourselves,  we  heard  (and  I  for  the  first  time) 
the  morning  hymn  on  a  Hospital  boat. 

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She  was  cloaked  by  a  skein  of  ravelled  fluff 
beneath  us  and  we  caught  the  chant  before  she 
rose  into  the  sunlight  4  Oh,  ye  Winds  of  God,' 
sang  the  unseen  voices  j  '  bless  ye  the  Lord!  Praise 
Him  and  magnify  Him  for  ever  ! ' 

We  slid  off  our  caps  and  joined  in.  When 
our  shadow  fell  across  her  great  open  platforms 
they  looked  up  and  stretched  out  their  hands 
neighbourly  while  they  sang.  We  could  see  the 
doctors  and  the  nurses  and  the  white-button^like 
faces  of  the  cot'patients.  She  passed  slowly  be* 
neath  us,  heading  northward,  her  hull,  wet  with 
the  dews  of  the  night,  all  ablaze  in  the  sunshine. 
So  took  she  the  shadow  of  a  cloud  and  vanished, 
her  song  continuing,  '  Oh,  ye  holy  and  humble  men 
of  heart,  bless  ye  the  Lord!  Praise  Him  and  magnify 
Him  for  ever! 

'She's  a  public  lunger  or  she  wouldn't  have 
been  singing  the  Benedicite;  and  she's  a  Green  * 
lander  or  she  wouldn't  have  snow'blinds  over  her 
colloids,'  said  George  at  last.  *  She'll  be  bound 
for  Frederikshavn  or  one  of  the  Glacier  sana* 
toriums  for  a  month.  If  she  was  an  accident 
ward  she'd  be  hung  up  at  the  eighMhousand/foot 
level.  Yes — consumptives.' 

'  Funny  how  the  new  things  are  the  old  things. 
I've  read  in  books,'  Tim  answered,  *  that  savages 
used  to  haul  their  sick  and  wounded  up  to  the 

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tops  of  hills  because  microbes  were  fewer  there.. 
We  hoist  'em  into  sterilized  air  for  a  while.  Same 
idea.  How  much  do  the  doctors  say  weVe  added 
to  the  average  life  of  a  man  ? f 

4  Thirty  years/  says  George  with  a  twinkle  in 
his  eye.  *  Are  we  going  to  spend  'em  all  up  here, 
Tim?' 

'  Flap  ahead,  then*  Flap  ahead.  Who's  hinder- 
ing  ? '  the  senior  captain  laughed,  as  we  went  in. 

We  held  a  good  lift  to  clear  the  coastwise  and 
Continental  shipping;  and  we  had  need  of  it. 
Though  our  route  is  in  no  sense  a  populated  one, 
there  is  a  steady  trickle  of  traffic  this  way  along. 
We  met  Hudson  Bay  furriers  out  of  the  Great 
Preserve,  hurrying  to  make  their  departure  from 
Bonavista  with  sable  and  black  fox  for  the  insati- 
able  markets.  We  overdressed  Keewatin  liners, 
small  and  cramped;  but  their  captains,  who  see 
no  land  between  Trepassy  and  Blanco,  know  what 
gold  they  bring  back  from  West  Africa.  Trans- 
Asiatic  Directs,  we  met,  soberly  ringing  the  world 
round  the  Fiftieth  Meridian  at  an  honest  seventy 
knots;  and  white -  painted  Ackroyd  &  Hunt 
fruiters  out  of  the  south  fled  beneath  us,  their 
ventilated  hulls  whistling  like  Chinese  kites.  Their 
market  is  in  the  North  among  the  northern  sana- 
toria  where  you  can  smell  their  grape-fruit  and 
bananas  across  the  cold  snows.  Argentine  beef 

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boats  we  sighted  too,  of  enormous  capacity  and 
unlovely  outline.  They,  too,  feed  the  northern 
health  stations  in  ice-bound  ports  where  submer* 
sibles  dare  not  rise. 

Yellow-bellied  ore^flats  and  Ungava  petrol* 
tanks  punted  down  leisurely  out  of  the  north,  like 
strings  of  unfrightened  wild  duck*  It  does  not 
pay  to  4  fly '  minerals  and  oil  a  mile  farther  than 
is  necessary;  but  the  risks  of  transhipping  to 
submersibles  in  the  ice-pack  off  Nain  or  Hebron 
are  so  great  that  these  heavy  freighters  fly  down 
to  Halifax  direct,  and  scent  the  air  as  they  go. 
They  are  the  biggest  tramps  aloft  except  the 
Athabasca  grain^tubs.  But  these  last,  now  that 
the  wheat  is  moved,  are  busy,  over  the  world's 
shoulder,  timber^lifting  in  Siberia. 

We  held  to  the  St.  Lawrence,  (it  is  astonishing 
how  the  old  waterways  still  pull  us  children  of 
the  air),  and  followed  his  broad  line  of  black 
between  its  drifting  keylocks,  all  down  the  Park 
that  the  wisdom  of  our  fathers — but  every  one 
knows  the  Quebec  run. 

We  dropped  to  the  Heights  Receiving  Towers 
twenty  minutes  ahead  of  time,  and  there  hung  at 
ease  till  the  Yokohama  Intermediate  Packet  could 
pull  out  and  give  us  our  proper  slip.  It  was 
curious  to  watch  the  action  of  the  holding.down 
clips  all  along  the  frosty  river  front  as  the  boats 
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cleared  or  came  to  rest  A  big  Hamburger  was 
leaving  Pont  Levis  and  her  crew,  unshipping  the 
platform  railings,  began  to  sing  'Elsinore' — the 
oldest  of  our  chanteys.  You  know  it  of  course : 

Mother  Rugen  's  tea-house  on  the  Baltic — 

Forty  couple  waltzing  on  the  floor  ! 
And  you  can  watch  my  Ray, 
For  I  must  go  away 

And  dance  with  Ella  Sweyn  at  Elsinore  ! 

Then,  while  they  sweated  home  the  covering* 

plates : 

Nor-  Nor-  Nor-  Nor- 
lYest  from  Sourabaya  to  the  Baltic — 

Ninety  knot  an  hour  to  the  Skaw  ! 
Mother  Rugen 's  tea-house  on  the  Baltic 

And  a  dance  with  Ella  Sweyn  at  Elsinore  ! 

The  clips  parted  with  a  gesture  of  indignant 
dismissal,  as  though  Quebec,  glittering  under  her 
snows,  were  casting  out  these  light  and  unworthy 
lovers.  Our  signal  came  from  the  Heights. 
Tim  turned  and  floated  up,  but  surely  then  it 
was  with  passionate  appeal  that  the  great  tower 
arms  flung  open — or  did  I  think  so  because  on 
the  upper  staging  a  little  hooded  figure  also  opened 
her  arms  wide  towards  her  father  ? 

In  ten  seconds  the  coach  with  its  clerks  clashed 
down  to  the  receiving^caisson  5  the  hostlers  disx 

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placed  the  engineers  at  the  idle  turbines,  and  Tim, 
prouder  of  this  than  all,  introduced  me  to  the 
maiden  of  the  photograph  on  the  shelf.  'And 
by  the  way/  said  he  to  her,  stepping  forth  in 
sunshine  under  the  hat  of  civil  life,  *  I  saw  young 
Williams  in  the  Mark  Boat*  I've  asked  him  to 
tea  on  Friday*' 


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Lights 

No  changes  in  English  Inland  lights  for  week 
ending  Dec*  1 8* 

Cape  Verde*  Week  ending  Dec.  18.  Verde  in- 
clined guide-light  changes  from  1st  proximo  to 
triple  flash — green  white  green — in  place  of 
occulting  red  as  heretofore.  The  warning  light 
for  Harmattan  winds  will  be  continuous 
vertical  glare  (white)  on  all  oases  of  trans- 
Saharan  N.E.  by  E.  Main  Routes. 

Invercargil  (N.Z.) — From  1st  prox. :  extreme 
southerly  light  (double  red)  will  exhibit  white 
beam  inclined  45  degrees  on  approach  of 
Southerly  Buster.  Traffic  flies  high  off  this 
coast  between  April  and  October* 

Table  Bay — Devil's  Peak  Glare  removed  to 
Simonsberg.  Traffic  making  Table  Moun- 
tain  coastwise  keep  all  lights  from  Three 
Anchor  Bay  at  least  two  thousand  feet  under. 

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and  do  not  round  to  till  East  of  E.  shoulder 
Devil's  Peak. 

Sandheads  Light — Green  triple  vertical  marks 
new  private  landing-stage  for  Bay  and  Burma 
traffic  only. 

Snaefell  Jokul — White  occulting  light  withdrawn 

for  winter. 
Patagonia — No  summer  light  south  Cape  Pilar. 

This  includes  Staten  Island  and  Port  Stanley. 
C.  Navarin — Quadruple  fog  flash  (white),  one 

minute  intervals  (new)* 

East  Cape — Fog  flash — single  white  with  single 
bomb.  30  sec.  intervals  (new). 

Malayan  Archipelago  lights  unreliable  owing  erup- 
tions.   Lay  from  Cape  Somerset  to  Singapore 
direct,  keeping  highest  levels. 
For  the  Board : 

Catterthun    ] 

St.  Just          }  Lights. 

Van  Hedder  ) 

Casualties 

Week  ending  Dec.  18th. 

Sable  Island — Green  single  barbette-tower  f  reighter, 
number  indistinguishable,  up-ended,  and  fore- 
tank  pierced  after  collision,  passed  300-ft. 

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level  2  p.m.  Dec  15th.    Watched  to  water 
and  pithed  by  Mark  Boat. 

N.F.  Banks— Postal  Packet  162  reports  Halma 
freighter  (Fowey — St.  John's)  abandoned, 
leaking  after  weather,  46°  15'  N.  50°  15'  W. 
Crew  rescued  by  Planet  liner  Asteroid. 
Watched  to  water  and  pithed  by  Postal 
Packet,  Dec.  14th. 

Kerguelen  Mark  Boat  reports  last  call  from  Cymena 
freighter  (Gayer  Tong  Huk  &  Co.)  taking 
water  and  sinking  in  snow-storm  South 
McDonald  Islands*  No  wreckage  recovered. 
Messages  and  wills  of  crew  at  all  A.B.C.  offices. 

Fezzan — T.A.D.  freighter  Ulema  taken  ground 
during  Harmattan  on  Akakus  Range.  Under 
plates  strained.  Crew  at  Ghat  where  repair* 
ing  Dec.  13th. 

Biscay,  Mark  Boat  reports  Carducci(Valandmgh&m 
Line)  slightly  spiked  in  western  gorge  Point  ^de 
Benasque.  Passengers  transferred  Andorra 
(Fulton  Line).  Barcelona  Mark  Boat  salving 
cargo  Dec.  12th. 

Ascension,  Mark  Boat — Wreck  of  unknown  racing" 
plane,  Parden  rudder,  wire-stiffened  xylonite 
vans,  and  Harliss  engine-seating,  sighted  and 
salved  7°  20'  S.  18°  41'  W.  Dec.  15th. 
Photos  at  all  A.B.C.  offices. 

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Missing 

No  answer  to  General  Call  having  been  received 
during  the  last  week  from  following  overdues,  they 
are  posted  as  missing : — 

Atlantis,  W.  17630  .  .  Canton— Valparaiso 

Audhumla,^J.  889  .  .  Stockholm— Odessa 

Berenice,^.  2206.  .  .  Riga — Vladivostock 

Draco,  E.  446          .  .  .  Coventry — Puntas  Arenas 

Tontine,  E.  3068    .  .  .  C.  Wrath— Ungava 

Wu-Sung,  E.  41776  .  .  Hankow— Lobito  Bay 

General  Call  (all  Mark  Boats)  out  for: 

Jane  Eyre,  W.  6990      •„        .     Port  Rupert— City  of  Mexico 
Santander,  W.  5514        .        .     Gobi-Desert— Manila 
K  Edmund  sun,  E.  9690          •     Kandahar — Fiume 

Broke  for  Obstruction^  and  Quitting  Levels 

Valkyrie  (racing  plane),  A.  }.  Hartley  owner,  New 
York  (twice  warned). 

Geisha  (racing  plane),  S.  van  Cott  owner,  Phil' 
adelphia  (twice  warned). 

Marvel  of  Peru  (racing  plane),  J.  X.  Peixoto  owner, 
Rio  de  Janeiro  (twice  warned). 

For  the  Board : 

Lazareff      \ 
McKeough  >  Traffic. 
Goldblatt 

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High'Level  Sleet 

The  Northern  weather  so  far  shows  no  sign  of 
improvement.  From  all  quarters  come  complaints 
of  the  unusual  prevalence  of  sleet  at  the  higher 
levels.  Racing-planes  and  digs  alike  have  suffered 
severely — the  former  from  unequal  deposits  of  half' 
frozen  slush  on  their  vans  (and  only  those  who 
have  '  held  up '  a  badly  balanced  plane  in  a  cross* 
wind  know  what  that  means),  and  the  latter  from 
loaded  bows  and  snow-cased  bodies.  As  a  con* 
sequence,  the  Northern  and  North-western  upper 
levels  have  been  practically  abandoned,  and  the 
high  fliers  have  returned  to  the  ignoble  security 
of  the  Three,  Five,  and  Six  hundred  foot 
levels.  But  there  remain  a  few  undaunted 
sun  -  hunters  who,  in  spite  of  frozen  stays  and 
ice-jammed  connecting-rods,  still  haunt  the  blue 
empyrean. 

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Bat'Boat  Racing 

The  scandals  of  the  past  few  years  have  at  last 
moved  the  yachting  world  to  concerted  action  in 
regard  to  '  bat '  boat  racing, 

We  have  been  treated  to  the  spectacle  of  what 
are  practically  keeled  racing^planes  driven  a  clear 
five  foot  or  more  above  the  water,  and  only  eased 
down  to  touch  their  so-called  4  native  element '  as 
they  near  the  line.  Judges  and  starters  have  been 
conveniently  blind  to  this  absurdity,  but  the  public 
demonstration  off  St  Catherine's  Light  at  the 
Autumn  Regattas  has  borne  ample,  if  tardy,  fruit. 
In  future  the  '  bat '  is  to  be  a  boat,  and  the  long.* 
unheeded  demand  of  the  true  sportsman  for  4  no 
daylight  under  mid<keel  in  smooth  water '  is  in  a 
fair  way  to  be  conceded.  The  new  rule  severely 
restricts  plane  area  and  lift  alike.  The  gas  com* 
partments  are  permitted  both  fore  and  aft,  as  in 
the  old  type,  but  the  water^ballast  central  tank  is 
rendered  obligatory.  These  things  work,  if  not  for 
perfection,  at  least  for  the  evolution  of  a  sane  and 
wholesome  water-borne  cruiser.  The  type  of  rudder 
is  unaffected  by  the  new  rules,  so  we  may  expect 
to  see  the  Long^Davidson  make  (the  patent  on 
which  has  just  expired)  come  largely  into  use 
henceforward,  though  the  strain  on  the  sternpost 
in  turning  at  speeds  over  forty  miles  an  hour  is 

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NOTES 

admittedly  very  severe.     But  bat'boat  racing  has 
a  great  future  before  it. 


Crete  and  the  A.B.C. 

The  story  of  the  recent  Cretan  crisis,  as  told  in' 
the  A.B.C.  Monthly  Report,  is  not  without  humour. 
Till  25th  October  Crete,  as  all  the  planet  knows, 
was  the  sole  surviving  European  repository  of 
*  autonomous  institutions/  *  local  self-government/ 
and  the  rest  of  the  archaic  lumber  devised  in  the 
past  for  the  confusion  of  human  affairs*  She 
has  lived  practically  on  the  tourist  traffic  attracted 
by  her  annual  pageants  of  Parliaments,  Boards, 
Municipal  Councils,  etc.  etc.  Last  summer  the 
islanders  grew  wearied,  as  their  premier  explained, 
of  'playing  at  being  savages  for  pennies/  and 
proceeded  to  pull  down  all  the  landing-towers  on 
the  island  and  shut  off  general  communication  till 
such  time  as  the  A.B.C*  should  annex  them. 
For  side '  splitting  comedy  we  would  refer  our 
readers  to  the  correspondence  between  the  Board 
of  Control  and  the  Cretan  premier  during  the 
4  war/  However,  all's  well  that  ends  well.  The 
A.B.C.  have  taken  over  the  administration  of 
Crete  on  normal  lines ;  and  tourists  must  go  else' 
where  to  witness  the  4  debates/  '  resolutions/  and 
4  popular  movements '  of  the  old  days.  The  only 

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people  who  suffer  will  be  the  Board  of  Control, 
which  is  grievously  overworked  already.  It  is 
easy  enough  to  condemn  the  Cretans  for  their 
laziness ;  but  when  one  recalls  the  large,  prosper^ 
ous,  and  presumably  publk>spirited  communities 
which  during  the  last  few  years  have  deliberately 
thrown  themselves  into  the  hands  of  the  A.B.Q, 
one  cannot  be  too  hard  upon  St.  Paul's  old 
friends. 


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Skylarking  on  the  Equator- 

To  the  Editor— Only  last  week,,  while  crossing; 
the  Equator  (W.  26*15),  I  became  aware  of  a 
furious  and  irregular  cannonading  some  fifteen  or 
twenty  knots  S.  4  E.  Descending  to  the  500  ft. 
level,  I  found  a  party  of  Transylvanian  tourists, 
engaged  in  exploding  scores  of  the  largest  pattern 
atmospheric  bombs  (A.R.C,  standard)  and,  in  the 
intervals  of  their  pleasing  labours,  firing  bow  and 
stern  smoke^ring  swivels*  This  orgie — I  can  give 
it  no  other  name — went  on  for  at  least  two  hours, 
and  naturally  produced  violent  electric  derange* 
ments.  My  compasses,  of  course,  were  thrown 
out,  my  bow  was  struck  twice,  and  I  received  two 
brisk  shocks  from  the  lower  platfornvraiL  On 
remonstrating,  I  was  told  that  these  4  professors ' 
were  engaged  in  scientific  experiments.  The 
extent  of  their  4 scientific'  knowledge  may  be 
judged  by  the  fact  that  they  expected  to  produce 

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(I  give  their  own  words)  "a  little  blue  sky"  if 
"  they  went  on  long  enough."  This  in  the  heart 
of  the  Doldrums  at  450  feet !  I  have  no  objection 
to  any  amount  of  blue  sky  in  its  proper  place 
(it  can  be  found  at  the  4000  level  for  practically 
twelve  months  out  of  the  year),  but  I  submit, 
with  all  deference  to  the  educational  needs  of 
Transylvania,  that  4 skylarking'  in  the  centre 
of  a  main^travelled  road  where,  at  the  best  of 
times,  electricity  literally  drips  off  one's  stanchions 
and  screw  blades,  is  unnecessary.  When  my 
friends  had  finished,  the  road  was  seared,  and 
blown,  and  pitted  with  unequal  pressure^layers, 
spirals,  vortices,  and  readjustments  for  at  least 
an  hour.  I  pitched  badly  twice  in  an  upward 
rush — solely  due  to  these  diabolical  throw^downs 
—that  came  near  to  wrecking  my  propeller. 
Equatorial  work  at  low  levels  is  trying  enough 
in  all  conscience  without  the  added  terrors  of 
scientific  hooliganism  in  the  Doldrums. 

RhyL  J.  Vincent  Mathen. 

[We  entirely  sympathize  with  ProfessorMathen's 
views,  but  till  the  Board  sees  fit  to  further  regulate 
the  Southern  areas  in  which  scientific  experiments 
may  be  conducted,  we  shall  always  be  exposed 
to  the  risk  which  our  correspondent  describes. 
Unfortunately,  a  chimera  bombinating  in  a  vacuum 

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is,    nowadays,    only  too    capable    of    producing 
secondary  causes, — Editor.] 


Answers  to  Correspondents 

Vigilans — The  Laws  of  Auroral  Derangements 
are  still  imperfectly  understood.  Any  overheated 
motor  may  of  course  4 seize'  without  warning; 
but  so  many  complaints  have  reached  us  of 
accidents  similar  to  yours  while  shooting  the 
Aurora  that  we  are  inclined  to  believe  with 
Lavalle  that  the  upper  strata  of  the  Aurora 
Borealis  are  practically  one  big  electric  4  leak/  and 
that  the  paralysis  of  your  engines  was  due  to 
complete  magnetization  of  all  metallic  parts. 
Low-flying  planes  often  4  glue  up '  when  near  the 
Magnetic  Pole,  and  there  is  no  reason  in  science 
why  the  same  disability  should  not  be  experienced 
at  higher  levels  when  the  Auroras  are  *  delivering f 
strongly. 

Indignant — On  your  own  showing,  you  were 
not  under  control.  That  you  could  not  hoist  the 
necessary  N.U.C.  lights  on  approaching  a  traffic^ 
lane  because  your  electrics  had  short-circuited  is 
a  misfortune  which  might  befall  any  one.  The 
A.B.C.,  being  responsible  for  the  planet's  traffic, 
cannot,  however,  make  allowance  for  this  kind 
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of  misfortune.    A  reference  to  the  Code  will  show 
that  you  were  fined  on  the  lower  scale. 

Planiston — (1)  The  Five  Thousand  Kilometre 
(overland)  was  won  last  year  by  L.  V*  Rautsch, 
R.  M.  Rautsch,  his  brother,  in  the  same  week 
pulling  off  the  Ten  Thousand  (oversea).  R.  M/s 
average  worked  out  at  a  fraction  over  500  kilo^ 
metres  per  hour,  thus  constituting  a  record.  (2) 
Theoretically,  there  is  no  limit  to  the  lift  of  a 
dirigible.  For  commercial  and  practical  purposes 
15,000  tons  is  accepted  as  the  most  manageable* 

Paterfamilias — None  whatever.  He  is  liable 
for  direct  damage  both  to  your  chimneys  and  any 
collateral  damage  caused  by  fall  of  bricks  into 
garden,  etc.,  etc.  Bodily  inconvenience  and  mental 
anguish  may  be  included,  but  the  average  courts 
are  not,  as  a  rule,  swayed  by  sentiment*  If  you 
can  prove  that  his  grapnel  removed  any  portion 
of  your  roof,  you  had  better  rest  your  case  on 
decoverture  of  domicile  (see  Parkins  v.  Duboulay). 
We  sympathize  with  your  position,  but  the  night 
of  the  14th  was  stormy  and  confused,  and — you 
may  have  to  anchor  on  a  stranger's  chimney  your^ 
self  some  night,  ferbum  sap. ! 

Aldebaran  — (1)  War,  as  a  paying  concern, 
ceased  in  1967.  (2)  The  Convention  of  London 
expressly  reserves  to  every  nation  the  right  of 

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waging  war  so  long  as  it  does  not  interfere  with 
traffic  and  all  that  implies,  (3)  The  A.B.C.  was 
constituted  in  1949, 

L*  M.  D. — Keep  her  full  head-on  at  half  power, 
taking  advantage  of  the  lulls  to  speed  up  and 
creep  into  it  She  will  strain  much  less  this  way 
than  in  quartering  across  a  gale,  (2)  Nothing  is 
to  be  gained  by  reversing  into  a  following  gale, 
and  there  is  always  risk  of  a  turnover.  (3)  The 
formulae  for  stun'sle  brakes  are  uniformly  un* 
reliable,  and  will  continue  to  be  so  as  long  as  air 
is  compressible. 

Pegamoid — Personally  we  prefer  glass  or  flux 
compounds  to  any  other  material  for  winter  work 
nose  *  caps  as  being  absolutely  non -  hygroscopic, 
(2)  We  cannot  recommend  any  particular  make. 

Pulmonar — For  the  symptoms  you  describe, 
try  the  Gobi  Desert  Sanatoria,  The  low  levels 
of  most  of  the  Saharan  Sanatoria  are  against 
them  except  at  the  outset  of  the  disease.  (2)  We 
do  not  recommend  boarding-houses  or  hotels  in 
this  column. 

Beginner — On  still  days  the  air  above  a  large 
inhabited  city  being  slightly  warmer — *>.,  thinner 
— than  the  atmosphere  of  the  surrounding  country, 
a  plane  drops  a  little  on  entering  the  rarefied  area, 

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precisely  as  a  ship  sinks  a  little  in  fresh  water. 
Hence  the  phenomena  of  'jolt'  and  your  'in* 
explicable  collisions'  with  factory  chimneys.  In 
air,  as  on  earth,  it  is  safest  to  fly  high. 

Emergency— There  is  only  one  rule  of  the  road 
in  air,  earth,  and  water.  Do  you  want  the  firma- 
ment  to  yourself  ? 

Picciola — Both  Poles  have  been  overdone  in 
Art  and  Literature.  Leave  them  to  Science  for 
the  next  twenty  years.  You  did  not  send  a  stamp 
with  your  verses. 

North  Nigeria — The  Mark  Boat  was  within  her 
right  in  warning  you  off  the  Reserve.  The  shadow 
of  a  low-flying  dirigible  scares  the  game.  You 
can  buy  all  the  photos  you  need  at  Sokoto. 

New  Era — It  is  not  etiquette  to  overcross  an 
A.B.C.  official's  boat  without  asking  permission. 
He  is  one  of  the  body  responsible  for  the  planet's 
traffic,  and  for  that  reason  must  not  be  interfered 
with.  You,  presumably,  are  out  on  your  own 
business  or  pleasure,  and  must  leave  him  alone. 
For  humanity's  sake  don't  try  to  be  *  democratic/ 

Excoriated — All  inflators  chafe  sooner  or  later. 
You  must  go  on  till  your  skin  hardens  by  practice. 
Meantime  vaseline. 


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The  Life  of  Xavier  Lavalle 

{Reviewed  by  Rene*  Talland.     Ecole  Ae'ronautique,  Paris) 

Ten  years  ago  Lavalle,  'that  imperturbable 
dreamer  of  the  heavens/  as  Lazareff  hailed  him, 
gathered  together  the  fruits  of  a  lifetime's  labour, 
and  gave  it,  with  well'justified  contempt,  to  a 
world  bound  hand  and  foot  to  Barald's  Theory  of 
Vertices  and '  compensating  electric  nodes/  4  They 
shall  see/  he  wrote, — in  that  immortal  postscript 
to  The  Heart  of  the  Cyclone— -4 'the  Laws  whose 
existence  they  derided  written  in  fire  beneath 
them/ 

4  But  even  here/  he  continues,  4  there  is  no 
finality.  Better  a  thousand  times  my  conclusions 
should  be  discredited  than  that  my  dead  name 
should  lie  across  the  threshold  of  the  temple  of 
Science — a  bar  to  further  inquiry/ 

So  died  Lavalle — a  prince  of  the  Powers  of  the 
Air,  and  even  at  his  funeral  Cellier  jested  at 4  him 

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who  had  gone  to  discover  the  secrets  of  the  Aurora 
Borealis/ 

If  I  choose  thus  to  be  banal,  it  is  only  to  remind 
you  that  Cellier's  theories  are  to-day  as  exploded 
as  the  ludicrous  deductions  of  the  Spanish  school. 
In  the  place  of  their  fugitive  and  warring  dreams 
we  have,  definitely,  Lavalle's  Law  of  the  Cyclone 
which  he  surprised  in  darkness  and  cold  at  the  foot 
of  the  overarching  throne  of  the  Aurora  Borealis. 
It  is  there  that  I,  intent  on  my  own  investigations, 
have  passed  and  re^passed  a  hundred  times  the 
worn  leonine  face,  white  as  the  snow  beneath 
him,  furrowed  with  wrinkles  like  the  seams  and 
gashes  upon  the  North  Cape ;  the  nervous  hand, 
integrally  a  part  of  the  mechanism  of  his  flighter ; 
and  above  all,  the  wonderful  lambent  eyes  turned 
to  the  zenith, 

'Master/  I  would  cry  as  I  moved  respectfully 
beneath  him,  *  what  is  it  you  seek  to-day  ? '  and 
always  the  answer,  clear  and  without  doubt,  from 
above :  'The  old  secret,  my  son ! ' 

The  immense  egotism  of  youth  forced  me  on  my 
own  path,  but  (cry  of  the  human  always !)  had  I 
known— if  I  had  known — I  would  many  times 
have  bartered  my  poor  laurels  for  the  privilege, 
such  as  Tinsley  and  Herrera  possess,  of  having 
aided  him  in  his  monumental  researches. 

It  is  to  the  filial  piety  of  Victor  Lavalle  that  we 

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owe  the  two  volumes  consecrated  to  the  ground* 
life  of  his  father,  so  full  of  the  holy  intimacies  of 
the  domestic  hearth*  Once  returned  from  the 
abysms  of  the  utter  North  to  that  little  house  upon 
the  outskirts  of  Meudon,  it  was  not  the  philosopher, 
the  daring  observer,  the  man  of  iron  energy  that 
imposed  himself  on  his  family,  but  a  fat  and  even 
plaintive  jester,  a  farceur  incarnate  and  kindly,  the 
co-equal  of  his  children,  and,  it  must  be  written, 
not  seldom  the  comic  despair  of  Madame  Lavalle, 
who,  as  she  writes  five  years  after  the  marriage, 
to  her  venerable  mother,  found  'in  this  unequalled 
intellect  whose  name  I  bear  the  abandon  of  a  large 
and  very  untidy  boy/  Here  is  her  letter : 

'Xavier  returned  from  I  do  not  know  where 
at  midnight,  absorbed  in  calculations  on  the 
eternal  question  of  his  Aurora — la  belle  Aurore, 
whom  I  begin  to  hate.  Instead  of  anchoring — I 
had  set  out  the  guide^light  above  our  roof,  so  he 
had  but  to  descend  and  fasten  the  plane — he 
wandered,  profoundly  distracted,  above  the  town 
with  his  anchor  down !  Figure  to  yourself,  dear 
mother,  it  is  the  roof  of  the  mayor's  house  that  the 
grapnel  first  engages !  That  I  do  not  regret,  for  the 
mayor's  wife  and  I  are  not  sympathetic ;  but  when 
Xavier  uproots  my  pet  araucaria  and  bears  it 
across  the  garden  into  the  conservatory  I  protest  at 
the  top  of  my  voice.  Little  Victor  in  his  night' 

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clothes  runs  to  the  window,  enormously  amused 
at  the  parabolic  flight  without  reason,  for  it  is  too 
dark  to  see  the  grapnel,  of  my  prized  tree.  The 
Mayor  of  Meudon  thunders  at  our  door  in  the 
name  of  the  Law,  demanding,  I  suppose,  my 
husband's  head.  Here  is  the  conversation  through 
the  megaphone  —  Xavier  is  two  hundred  feet 
above  us. 

44  Mons.  Lavalle,  descend  and  make  reparation 
for  outrage  of  domicile.  Descend,  Mons.  Lavalle ! " 

'No  one  answers. 

"Xavier  Lavalle,  in  the  name  of  the  Law, 
descend  and  submit  to  process  for  outrage  of 
domicile." 

4  Xavier,  roused  from  his  calculations,  only 
comprehending  the  last  words :  "  Outrage  of 
domicile  ?  My  dear  mayor,  who  is  the  man  that 
has  corrupted  thy  Julie  ?  " 

'The  mayor,  furious,  "Xavier  Lavalle— 

' Xavier,  interrupting:  "I  have  not  that  felicity. 
I  am  only  a  dealer  in  cyclones ! " 

'My  faith,  he  raised  one  then!  All  Meudon 
attended  in  the  streets,  and  my  Xavier,  after  a  long 
time  comprehending  what  he  had  done,  excused 
himself  in  a  thousand  apologies.  At  last  the 
reconciliation  was  effected  in  our  house  over 
a  supper  at  two  in  the  morning  —  Julie  in  a 
wonderful  costume  of  compromises,  and  I  have 

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her  and  the  mayor  pacified  in  bed  in  the  blue 
room/ 

And  on  the  next  day,  while  the  mayor  rebuilds 
his  roof,  her  Xavier  departs  anew  for  the  Aurora 
Borealis,  there  to  commence  his  life's  work.  M. 
Victor  Lavalle  tells  us  of  that  historic  collision  (en 
plane)  on  the  flank  of  Hecla  between  Herrera,  then 
a  pillar  of  the  Spanish  school,  and  the  man 
destined  to  confute  his  theories  and  lead  him 
intellectually  captive.  Even  through  the  years,  the 
immense  laugh  of  Lavalle  as  he  sustains  the 
Spaniard's  wrecked  plane,  and  cries :  ¥  Courage  ! 
/  shall  not  fall  till  I  have  found  Truth,  and  I  hold 
you  fast ! '  rings  like  the  call  of  trumpets.  This  is 
that  Lavalle  whom  the  world,  immersed  in 
speculations  of  immediate  gain,  did  not  know  nor 
suspect — the  Lavalle  whom  they  adjudged  to  the 
last  a  pedant  and  a  theorist. 

The  human,  as  apart  from  the  scientific,  side 
(developed  in  his  own  volumes)  of  his  epoch  * 
making  discoveries  is  marked  with  a  simplicity, 
clarity,  and  good  sense  beyond  praise.  I  would 
specially  refer  such  as  doubt  the  sustaining  influence 
of  ancestral  faith  upon  character  and  will  to  the 
eleventh  and  nineteenth  chapters,  in  which  are 
contained  the  opening  and  consummation  of  the 
Tellurionical  Records  extending  over  nine  years. 
Of  their  tremendous  significance  be  sure  that  the 

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modest  house  at  Meudon  knew  as  little  as  that  the 
Records  would  one  day  be  the  planet's  standard  in 
all  official  meteorology.  It  was  enough  for  them 
that  their  Xavier — this  son,  this  father,  this  husband 
— ascended  periodically  to  commune  with  powers, 
it  might  be  angelic,  beyond  their  comprehension, 
and  that  they  united  daily  in  prayers  for  his 
safety* 

'Pray  for  me/  he  says  upon  the  eve  of  each 
of  his  excursions,  and  returning,  with  an  equal 
simplicity,  he  renders  thanks  *  after  supper  in  the 
little  room  where  he  kept  his  barometers/ 

To  the  last  Lavalle  was  a  Catholic  of  the  old 
school,  accepting — he  who  had  looked  into  the 
very  heart  of  the  lightnings — the  dogmas  of  papal 
infallibility,  of  absolution,  of  confession — of  relics 
great  and  small.  Marvellous — enviable  con* 
tradiction ! 

The  completion  of  the  Tellurionical  Records 
closed  what  Lavalle  himself  was  pleased  to  call  the 
theoretical  side  of  his  labours — labours  from  which 
the  youngest  and  least  impressionable  planeur  might 
well  have  shrunk.  He  had  traced  through  cold 
and  heat,  across  the  deeps  of  the  oceans,  with 
instruments  of  his  own  invention,  over  the  in- 
hospitable  heart  of  the  polar  ice  and  the  sterile 
visage  of  the  deserts,  league  by  league,  patiently, 
unweariedly,  remorselessly,  from  their  ever-shifting 
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cradle  under  the  magnetic  pole  to  their  exalted 
death*bed  in  the  utmost  ether  of  the  upper  atmo* 
sphere — each  one  of  the  Isoconical  Tellurions — 
Lavalle's  Curves,  as  we  call  them  to-day.  He  had 
disentangled  the  nodes  of  their  intersections,  assign* 
ing  to  each  its  regulated  period  of  flux  and  reflux. 
Thus  equipped,  he  summons  Herrera  and  Tinsley, 
his  pupils,  to  the  final  demonstration  as  calmly  as 
though  he  were  ordering  his  flighter  for  some  mid* 
day  journey  to  Marseilles. 

4 1  have  proved  my  thesis/  he  writes.  'It  re* 
mains  now  only  that  you  should  witness  the 
proof.  We  go  to  Manila  to*morrow.  A  cyclone 
will  form  off  the  Pescadores  S.  1 7  E.  in  four  days, 
and  will  reach  its  maximum  intensity  twenty*seven 
hours  after  inception.  It  is  there  I  will  show  you 
the  Truth/ 

A  letter  heretofore  unpublished  from  Herrera 
to  Madame  Lavalle  tells  us  how  the  Master's 
prophecy  was  verified. 

I  will  not  destroy  its  simplicity  or  its  significance 
by  any  attempt  to  quote.  Note  well,  though,  that 
Herrera's  preoccupation  throughout  that  day  and 
night  of  superhuman  strain  is  always  for  the 
Master's  bodily  health  and  comfort.  'At  such 
a  time/  he  writes, '  I  forced  the  Master  to  take  the 
broth ' ;  or  'I  made  him  put  on  the  fur  coat  as  you 
told  me/  Nor  is  Tinsley  (see  pp.  184*85)  less 
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concerned.  He  prepares  the  nourishment*  He 
cooks  eternally,  imperturbably,  suspended  in  the 
chaos  of  which  the  Master  interprets  the  meaning. 
Tinsley,  bowed  down  with  the  laurels  of  both 
hemispheres,  raises  himself  to  yet  nobler  heights 
in  his  capacity  of  a  devoted  chef.  It  is  almost 
unbelievable !  And  yet  men  write  of  the  Mastei 
as  cold,  aloof,  self  x  contained.  Such  characters 
do  not  elicit  the  joyous  and  unswerving  devotion 
which  Lavalle  commanded  throughout  life.  Truly, 
we  have  changed  very  little  in  the  course  of  the 
ages !  The  secrets  of  earth  and  sky  and  the  links 
that  bind  them,  we  felicitate  ourselves  we  are  on 
the  road  to  discover;  but  our  neighbours'  heart 
and  mind  we  misread,  we  misjudge,  we  condemn 
— now  as  ever.  Let  all  then  who  love  a  man  read 
these  most  human,  tender,  and  wise  volumes. 


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Bir  planes  anfc  HMrigible  Ooofcs 


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C.M.C. 

Our  Synthetical  Mineral 

BEARINGS 

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Diamond,  Rock-Crystal,  Agate  and 
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Q  It  is  now  nearly  a  generation  since  the  Plane  was 
to  supersede  the  Dirigible  for  all  purposes. 

(][  TO-DAY  none  of  the  Planet's  freight  is  car- 
ried en  plane. 

Q  Less  than  two  per  cent,  of  the  Planet's  passen- 
gers are  carried  en  plane. 


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at  the  end  of  Season  the  following  Bat-Boats  : 

GRISELDA,    65    knt.,    42    ft.,  430    (nom.)   Maginnis   Motor, 

under-rake  rudder. 
MABELLE,  50  knt.,  40  ft.,  310  Hargreaves  Motor,  Douglas* 

lock-steering  gear. 
IVEMONA,  50  knt.,  35  ft.,  300  Hargreaves  (Radium  accelerator), 

Miller  keel  and  rudder. 

The  above  are  well  known  on  the  South  Coast  as 
sound,  wholesome  knockabout  boats,  with  ample  cruising 
accommodation.  Griselda  carries  spare  set  of  Hofman 
racing  vans,  and  can  be  lifted  three  foot  clear  in  smooth 
water  with  ballast-tank  swung  aft.  The  others  do  not 
lift  clear  of  water,  and  are  recommended  for  beginners. 

Also,  by  private  treaty,  racing  B.B.  Tarpon  (76  winning 
flags)  1  20  knt.,  60  ft.  ;  Long-Davidson  -double  under- 
rake  rudder,  new  this  season  and  unstrained.  850  nom. 
Maginnis  motor,  Radium  relays  and  Pond  generator. 
Bronze  breakwater  forward,  and  treble  reinforced  fore- 
foot and  entry.  Talfourd  rockered  keel.  Triple  set  of 
Hofman  vans,  giving  maximum  lifting  surface  of  5327 
sq.  ft. 

Tarpon  has  been  lifted  and  held  seven  feet  for  two  miles 
between  touch  and  touch. 

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tyh  January. 

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I  AM  NOT  CONCERNED  WITH  YOUR  'PLANE 
AFTER  IT  LEAVES  MY  GUIDES,  BUT  TILL 
THEN   I    HOLD     MYSELF     PERSONALLY 
RESPONSIBLE  FOR  YOUR  LIFE,  SAFETY,  AND 
COMFORT.      MY   HYDRAULIC  BUFFER-STOP 
CANNOT  RELEASE   TILL   THE  MOTORS  ARE 
WORKING    UP    TO    BEARING    SPEED,    THUS 
SECURING  A   SAFE  AND  GRACEFUL  FLIGHT 
WITHOUT  PITCHING.       i— i      i— i      r— I 

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dp  not  trust  yourself  to  so-called  "  rigid  "  guide  bars 

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A.R.   Vol.  i  193 


HccesBortes  anb  Spares 


CHRISTIAN  WR 

ESTABLIS 

Accessories 

Hooded  Binnacles  with  dip-dials  automatically  record- 
ing change  of  level  (illuminated  face). 
All  heights  from  50  to  15,000  feet  .         .         .  £2   10     o 
With  Aerial  Board  of  Control  certificate  -.£311     o 

Foot  and  Hand   Fog-horns  ;  Sirens  toned  to 
any  club  note  j   with  air-chest  belt-driven 
from  motor         .         .         .         .         .         .  £6     8     o 

Wireless  installations  syntonised  to  A.B.C.  re- 
quirements, in  neat  mahogany  case,  hundred 

mile  range £3     3     o 

Grapnels,  mushroom  anchors,  pithing-irons,  winches, 
hawsers,  snaps,  shackles,  and  mooring  ropes,  for  lawn, 
city,  and  public  installations. 

Detachable  under-cars,  aluminium  or  stamped  steel. 
Keeled  under-rirs  for  planes  :  single-action  detaching- 
gear,  turning  car  into  boat  with  one  motion  of  the  wrist. 
Invaluable  for  sea  trips. 

Head,  side,  and  riding  lights  (by  size)  Nos.  oo  to  20 
A.B.C.  Standard.  Rockets  and  fog -bombs  in  colours 
and  tones  of  the  principal  clubs  (boxed). 

A  selection  of  twenty £2   17     6 

International  night-signals  (boxed)  .         .         .  £i    1 1      6 

Catalogues  free  thr 

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and  Spares 

Spare  generators  guaranteed  to  lifting  power  marked 
on  cover  (prices  according  to  power). 

Wind-noses  for  dirigibles — Pegamoid,  cane-stiffened, 
lacquered  cane  or  aluminium  and  flux  for  winter  work. 

Smoke-ring  cannon  for  hail-storms,  swivel-mounted, 
bow  or  stern. 

Propeller -blades  :  metal,  tungsten  backed  ;  papier- 
mache,  wire  stiffened  ;  ribbed  xylonite  (Nickson's  patent)  ; 
all  razor-edged  (price  by  pitch  and  diameter). 

Compressed  steel  bow-screws  for  winter  work. 

Fused  Ruby  or  Commercial  Mineral  Co.  bearings  and 
collars.  Agate-mounted  thrust-blocks  up  to  4  inch. 

Magniac's  bow-rudders — (Lavalle's  patent  grooving). 
Wove  steel  beltings  for  outboard  motors  (non-magnetic). 
Radium  batteries,  all  powers  to  150  h.p.  (in  pairs). 
Helium  batteries,  all  powers  to  300  h.p.  (tandem). 
Stun'sle  brakes  worked  from  upper  or  lower  platform. 

Direct  plunge  -  brakes  worked  from  lower  platform 
only,  loaded  silk  or  fibre,  wind-tight. 

oughout  the  Planet 


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THE  FOUR  ANGELS 

As  Adam  lay  a^dreaming  beneath  the  Apple  Tree, 
The  Angel  of  the  Earth  came  down,  and  offered  Earth  in  fee. 
But  Adam  did  not  need  it, 
Nor  the  plough  he  would  not  speed  it, 
Singing : — '  Earth  and  Water,  Air  and  Fire, 

What  more  can  mortal  man  desire  ? ' 
(The  Apple  Tree's  in  bud.) 

As  Adam  lay  a^dreaming  beneath  the  Apple  Tree, 
The  Angel  of  the  Waters  offered  all  the  Seas  in  fee. 
But  Adam  would  not  take  'em, 
Nor  the  ships  he  wouldn't  make  'em, 
Singing : — '  Water,  Earth  and  Air  and  Fire, 

What  more  can  mortal  man  desire  ?  ' 
(The  Apple  Tree's  in  leaf.) 

As  Adam  lay  a-dreaming  beneath  the  Apple  Tree, 
The  Angel  of  the  Air  he  offered  all  the  Air  in  fee. 
But  Adam  did  not  crave  it, 
Nor  the  voyage  he  wouldn't  brave  it, 
Singing  :— '  Air  and  Water,  Earth  and  Fire, 

What  more  can  mortal  man  desire  ? f 
(The  Apple  Tree's  in  bloom.) 

197 


ACTIONS  AND  REACTIONS 

As  Adam  lay  a^dreaming  beneath  the  Apple  Tree, 
The  Angel  of  the  Fire  rose  up  and  not  a  word  said  he. 
But  he  wished  a  fire  and  made  it, 
And  in  Adam's  heart  he  laid  it, 
Singing  : — '  Fire,  Fire,  burning  Fire, 

Stand  up  and  reach  your  heart's  desire  I ' 
(The  Apple  Blossom's  set.) 

As  Adam  was  a-working  outside  of  Eden^Wall, 
He  used  the  Earth,  he  used  the  Seas,  he  used  the  Air  and  all  j 
And  out  of  black  disaster 
He  arose  to  be  the  master 

Of  Earth  and  Water,  Air  and  Fire, 
But  never  reached  his  heart's  desire  I 
(The  Apple  Tree's  cut  down  I) 


END  OF  VOL.  I 


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